{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0a-pCW4guXIlWNpVeBHChg", "text": "The pizza is terrible, but if you need a place to watch a game or just down some pitchers, this place works.\n\nOh, and the pasta is even worse than the pizza.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "90wm_01FAIqhcgV_mPON9Q", "date": "2006-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0f8QNSVSocn40zr1tSSGRw", "text": "Food here is very consistent and good for a quick lunch or dinner. I usually order the garlic bread and salad; however, their pizza, especially the bbq chicken, is pretty good too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wr3JF-LruJ9LBwQTuw7aUg", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0_-hM8bzfC8JPyDVvtmYqQ", "text": "Meh.\n\nI got the Chicken Parmesan. The noodles and sauce both seemed to be sub-par quality. Chicken wasn't too bad though. I wish I would have gotten pizza or something, but I thought the Chicken Parm would be better.\n\nThe place is well decorated, however. So that was nice. \n\nIt's convenient. But it's college food and not at its best.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "T4zi4ocSDmUgHomFOVT4yw", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0hrSPeBHXvtMV4aY0jzgPg", "text": "A cheap place to stop in and get lunch if you have class on the north side.  I miss the other location.  A lot of times they will have a lunch special available and it's in your best interest to take advantage of it when you're tired of eating Fat Slice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1mdwR2US8Z_CBWYuFMWWNg", "date": "2007-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-261-SMNl_iHOGGVBySrjQ", "text": "I come here every few months, usually to see a show at Impact Theater (their space is in La Val's basement).  The pizza is OK, though not spectacular.  Last week, my wife & I ordered a medium LaVal's special (Pepperoni, Salami, Linguica, Beef, Black Olives, Sausage, Mushrooms, Bell Peppers and Onions).  It was good and filling, but I wouldn't go out of my way to eat here if it wasn't for the shows.\n\nDuring the school year, the place is very busy with students on Friday and Saturday nights.  But there is seating outdoors if the weather is nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yv9jvt_58q9ZQzl9i8xUmw", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2R5ywOoIsAe1mLz1hvODZg", "text": "I don't like La Val's. the pizza here is just not very good. The pasta dishes are meh and personally I've had better. They're a good place for college students but I don't like eating here. I try to avoid it. \n\nThe only thing they got going for them is the place is awesome. Sitting inside is nice, its a bit loud especially during big games. It's got large booths and plenty of space for big large groups including post review session hang outs.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2RBIHXTYyrOZLmZQ3ZIh_g", "text": "I like thin crust pizza, and la val's has the thinnest crust in berkeley! Their creative toppings and pizza combinations are really worth trying! If you are a pizza lover, you'll like this place! It's definitely worth making a trip out here to try their pizza! And if you are lazy, get it delivered :)  (FREE DELIVERY!! YAY for LAZY PEOPLE!!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2xF1VFsuxRdtQxqn-NbNAw", "text": "If you're on the north side of campus and want a quick lunch and don't want La Burrita, this is the place to go! This place is also good for group dinners too. They sell pizzas by the slice, and have lots of variety. I really like the Athenian slice! The pizzas can take a while to come out though", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3SHnlUdjyC-8nXCbRc1WYg", "text": "Their margherita pizza is great! Don't get their pastas--they're badly made, I can make way better pasta. There's sports on and a pool table. The prices are good but unfortunately there's no discount for buying in bulk really.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bP3d8owFQT795t3Vdv2c2g", "date": "2009-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "41sSawkeG0hgpxlez8-TYA", "text": "Decent pizza place. Great for groups b/c it's so spacious. It's a step above the sketchy Fat Slice and Blondie's. I like their combo pizzas, but after having tasted more gourmet pizzas like Zachary's and Cheeseboard's, you'd never go back to La Val's. I mainly went there for convenience after slaving over a stubborn program in Soda Hall, back in the college days...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5kugWMfr3517UddJMrQCRg", "text": "I think they have the best pizza in Berkeley!  But get there before lunch because the line goes out the door. The price is unbeatable, $2.50 for a slice and a soda and their thin crust it deeelish!!  mmmmm...  the margharita slice is my favorite! They put tons of garlic!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ej9j-Vof_xAq9cZQ5WxRbg", "date": "2006-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "66T3SZU6BcQ_-ddsj9oedQ", "text": "This is a nice La Val's. It has big screen TVs playing sports and a pool table in the back. The pizza is just ok as always, but the garlic bread is delicious. \n\nBack in the days it was nice to take a break from the dreariness of Soda Hall have dinner, and play a game of pool, before going back to program.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K1lkv1Zpnzsl3n08Zv04kg", "date": "2006-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6syGC2YByhOShwxLtuzdlA", "text": "It is unfortunate the north side LaVals (on euclid) shares the same name w/ the others (albany and south side) because it is so much better.  The menu there is different and much improved.  The pizza is thin crust and delic including great combos like blt. The toppings are really good. You can also get a slice and a drink for 2.99.  It's awesome. And there is lots of room unlike any other restaurant near north side campus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3Pxvvsub2mYh-t4Y3bdcRw", "date": "2008-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7k3tfGPXlbsbJuu3FGpArg", "text": "fast, fun, and has a nice vibe with outdoor seating and pool tables and such. thin crust ftw. \ngreat for a pre-concert meal because it's in walking distance to the Greek! :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ErJcnrBcG9-HXiB_gTp_zA", "date": "2011-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "80DHfHe49PKlS_3MOOdYAw", "text": "The pizza is yummy, great crust, decent portion of toppings. The salads are good as are their sandwiches. Spacious inside. Cheap prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9-OuiSVIYEgiDLpDIYlkjw", "text": "Not a bad place. The kitchen is the same for la burrita. The food was delicious and the price very reasonable. However, the wait was long. I came here on a monday night.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9rST92s00AoVF2rws1haYg", "text": "Pizza was good, if you're willing to eat in a construction site. Can't blame them for staying open during their \"seismic retrofit\" but it's not a very pleasant dining experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "71RVNcSPEs8rxyxQllMGeQ", "date": "2010-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aqVIS1T-boK3btFUj3L6gA", "text": "VERY good prices here. Especially on their pizzas; I like to get the personal pizzas. You can get discount from berkeley good life as well. The slices are large and scrumptious. Not GREAT, but average quality. The pastas are pretty good, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2010-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aRutxp8SDPdWKZ6QsFqsZg", "text": "I have been here a few times, and I have always been happy with the food.  It is good, but not memorable.  Although, the garlic bread is really good!  What is nice about La Val's is the really big seating area with the big screen tv.  It is a great place to watch games. There is also a pinball machine!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4Kmag_0EouAN00m84RWgPA", "date": "2010-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b5b_kTWqm0AnEQ0o43cvcQ", "text": "NASTY pizza. Had a few slices here for dinner and the crust ruined the entire pizza. To start, the top of the pizza had about a liter of grease sitting on top of the cheese. Unless you grabbed a few paper towels to dry up the grease, the pizza is simply inedible. The crust, like the top of the pizza, was equally, if not more disgusting. It was thin (less than 2mm I would say) and almost soaked through with grease. The kind folks of La Val might argue that it's high quality olive oil they're using, but in the end, it comes down to how it tastes, not the quality of ingredients you use that you'll get judged on. For me, the taste was not there. \n\nI would recommend somewhere like Little Caesers over La Vals.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b5Tgfm29BQFxr3vwODxDjQ", "text": "Ah, La Vals. My sanctuary on the Northside. The only place that sells beer on tap--sometimes warm, but we figured it out, so don't get Bass there-- within super close walking distance to GSPP & Haviland Hall. The place that has yummy slices and salads and where MPP's, Engineering PhD's, J-School peeps and Social Welfare folk glare at each other as we try to compare who has the heaviest workload (Engineers always win, except in the rare occasion when an Electrical Engineering and Computer Science student emerges from the dark programming hole that is Soda Hall). It is also the only place that has ESPN playing on the Northside, so I was able to run over there and check the scores during the playoffs. \n\nWithin walking distance also to my house, but why bother walking when they deliver in friggin' 20 minutes?!!?!?!? Always super fast delivery. If you want to dine in there are multiple TV's and a pool table. Weekends there is theater in the basement, but I have yet to experience that for no good reason at all. \n\nSimply put, La Val's is our go-to for pizza delivery, and a favorite congregating spot on the Northside.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H-RlZ0bPhg3dmTEOOsLJMg", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bAkWL3TbGacdaMn3Cq8-Pg", "text": "Northside restaurants are like hidden gems because a lot of Cal students either don't know about them or are too lazy to make the trip up there. Fools.\nLa Val's is very affordable Italian food that doesn't skimp on portions and is packed with flavor. \nBroccoli and Chicken Penne: Definitely recommend! The chicken was very flavorful and and the penne was cooked perfectly. The garlic bread that comes with it was mediocre. I've had much better but whatevs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b_K8CWTev3PixVXa6rLL3A", "text": "Just went here for lunch with a couple of friends. We went at lunchtime, so there was a pretty long line. Never fear though. The line moves fast. We decided to split a medium between me (girl) plus 2 guys. Each pizza is cut into 8 pieces.\n\nUnfortunately, we waited a good while before we got our pizza. Probably, all the people who ordered single slices got theirs before our whole pizza. *NOTE: buy slices during rush hour. It's much faster.\n\nAnother thing, individual slices come from their XL pizzas, meaning they are HUGE. Makes me giddy just thinking about it. Wish I had gotten that instead, but the medium was still good, albeit probably not enough for the 3 of us.\n\nI love the VEGGIE/GARDEN pizza here. It is AMAZING (although for juiciness and more substantial-ness, I'd go for Blondie's)\n\nThe Athenian is tasty too, but I still don't really like olives, and the only cheese being a couple sprinkles of feta = lacking.\n\nBBQ chicken pizza = delicious, lots of chicken chunks.\n\nThin crust, yummeh. Throw on oregano, parmesan cheese, and red pepper flakes and you're good.\n\nI want to come back to try some pasta and sandwiches sometime (combo coupon deals from BerkeleyGoodLife.com).\n\nGoods: Fast (relatively), big slices, yummy, good ingredients, big menu, nice seating with TVs and cool wall decor\nBads: waited a bit for a whole pizza during rush hour, medium not enough for 3 people", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JXnW7mGyMfojNsrG7nx_ug", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CkEJqoHr-jEpgfk4FNlSlg", "text": "This is the default option. Not sure where to go? Empty fridge, need food but too tired to think? The pizza is hot and fast, cheap food and drinks. It's nothing special but so easy. The default option. \nThere are multiple big screen TVs to watch while waiting or eating. Dining with a group or solo is no problem. \nThe pizza itself - yeh it's fine. You can buy slices of premade or whole pizzas with your choice combination.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CMqiyRXqoIO1FsPWutFcOw", "text": "Great pizza and salads!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tq13lhXLgpOQHmp9CxoIkA", "date": "2012-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cNfZTWexszJtJMA1He38xA", "text": "I used to come here a ton for their individual-sized pizza specials. It's ~$5.70 with tax and a free drink. The BBQ chicken is my favorite. The pizzas take awhile to make, so I usually order my pizza online and walk over to pick it up. They lost my online order once (although it was fairly crowded for a weekend night), and I haven't gone as often since that experience. It's pretty good pizza for the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ah-3E0Dmer3MSjmRffFy_A", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DG8LX-iRbWlrcoiIOVW-Bw", "text": "Extra Large Athenian for pick-up please!!!!\n\nI wish they delivered to downtown Oakland.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MY9ht7Fw_ER3dJ7baYjcxw", "date": "2011-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DibeU3KZQwy4TI_avdE0Vw", "text": "I love this place, especially hung over on a Sunday to watch football with all of my friends.  The pizza is above average but nothing to yell about.  The dough comes crunchy and they have A LOT of toppings.  But the true reason why this place is great is its atmosphere and location.\n\nIts got...\n-Two T.V.'s (one flat screen and another huge projection screen)\n-A pool table\n-A couple video games\n-Large seating areas \n\nThe prices are also good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bslSnLLUBCDQHDX5Tia1wQ", "date": "2009-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dkUZ5NQ-gH7Fnz5ndvtR9w", "text": "Not the greatest pizza I've ever had, but they give you a huge slice and a soda for really cheap.  I wasn't happy when they raised the price to $2.99, but that just makes for less change I have to carry around the rest of the day.  Happy hour is fun too, especially when you split a pitcher right before lab, going to class buzzed is always fun.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7rzZDVWCuVO0A8dh3nxDnw", "date": "2007-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dLC8HbarCwtRG0TSAe8Dpg", "text": "I've had their pizza delivered to my apartment and the pizza was so delicious that I couldn't wait to eat the leftovers the next day for lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dV64ucRmp5BXrd8KgG77Ig", "text": "I like this place... they have good pizzas and have reasonable prices... To make it even better, they have coupons online that you can print out and bring with you... I'm always up for $3 off my pizza!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cVxCBXVnopN7KkM4UVffqg", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e268nZ0QNuoIoxlYycQvyg", "text": "Pros:\nChicken afredo\nBBQ chicken pizza\nBig TV+ one small LCD TV\nPool table\nTypical Classic pizza place, good for hanging out with friends/classmates.\n\nCons:\nThe seats/table are kinda old and there is an odd smell in the restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "b46m-0uCf07pVOmbynolGw", "date": "2008-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EInZHghXyt63p0ElR8m-BA", "text": "Really damn good pizza.  But the pastas are terrible and overpriced.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QbFxA_E9rFRqE2f66sFacA", "date": "2009-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FSAO-EyJrEV8IcrgLit0zw", "text": "Pretty relaxing place to go and eat pizza - I like the ambiance! There's a giant TV that plays sports all the time and it just feel very cozy inside. Their pizza a little less expensive than some of the other places I've been too, and I like how obviously handmade they are (each slice is not perfect slice-shape, but is huge)!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g8i1NO6TWDY-r3MyATqFZA", "text": "La Vals pizza is good and cheap! The veggie is refreshing with slices of zucchini. I enjoy the online ordering option, makes it very easy to order and pick up dinner. Also, the prices are awesome, both for slices and for whole pizzas. Nice beer selection and the garden salad isn't bad. I wonder how busy this place will get when UCB starts :(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CfV_axQI2rK0eHB9FfG_GQ", "date": "2008-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GkPAinnEZNvWPDvn_xdtLw", "text": "I was rather disappointed being new to Btown, and discovering there are no Mountain Mike's or Papa John's nearby, and that the first few pizza places I called don't deliver.\n\nI finally found La Val's number. Ordered an easy pep and ground sausage for my first dinner in my new apartment- very good, and very cheap and quick. I ordered and the delivery guy showed up in less than 30 mins (it was a Thursday night after 8pm). Medium w/ 2 tops only $13-sweet!\n\nGo La Val's! You got yourselves a new custy!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jp_extBEcOJ_Z96-mf1EoA", "date": "2008-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GsDhPyUhu4M7EVEPW_PkZQ", "text": "The atmosphere is nice, but the pizza was certainly nothing to come back for.  I'd much rather have Blondie's or Fat Slice.  They have a big screen TV so people tend to congregate to watch the current game.  They do have plenty of seating, but with video games and a big screen TV all in the same area, it can tend to get loud.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kxGmX1lBXJAv-4mI_QduWg", "date": "2006-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hbwE4C_uMpj95xay-e919g", "text": "I used to have a roommate who felt that LaVal's had the best pizza in Berkeley, mostly due to its superior sauce compared to its competitors. I have tried LaVal's a number of times over the years, and I'm sad to report that it's a clear third (at most) in the Berkeley area (not including Zachary's, which is like comparing Filet Mignon to McDonald's $1 Double Cheeseburger).\n\nFor me, it's third amongst the pedestrian pizza places - Fat Slice and Blondie's. (I don't think it's a coincidence that LaVal's is the only one that had to close up shop on the South Side). Anyway, back to my original point, my friend stated that they had good sauce... sadly, however, I have trouble finding the pizza sauce on the slices I recently had. They were dry, undersauced (even if the sauce was good), and under-cheesed.\n\nOverall, sub-par.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "34bU3gnSHUFHNPLNvwl8fA", "date": "2006-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HlF4a7MThcsWyJQ_q3NGPQ", "text": "Good value and ambiance in the splendor of the Northside.  Go for the La Val's Special.  Their pizza is thin crust and always fresh tasting.  It's no Cheeseboard, but it is orders of magnitude better than Domino's.  The Chicken Parmigiana or Alfredo pastas are decent and reasonably priced in an area of Berkeley without much Italian food.  The meatball sandwich was good, so it's also a good place to go if you are on the northside and have a Point Break hankering.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HmQz-RiGmhZ0-6OwDav4SA", "text": "i've only been to this place once, but I think it nice and will probably come back another time before leaving Berkeley.\n\nI unfortunately did not try the pizza, but I can say that the hot sandwich is tasty.  I got the turkey one, but I'm sure others are equally nice.  The sandwiches are not big portion, but are pretty good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KI6duL2Lq9fcYEPK5a6h5w", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HmVP95o4aqMvXU1B854H0Q", "text": "The ambiance is great, but the real reason people go to restaurants --- the food --- absolutely stinks. The sandwiches have too much bread and not enough quality, and the pizza is worse than Domino's.\n\nThe only redeeming feature of this place is that it's open late in Northside Berkeley.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "754HGCLgGJLh1VU_WtGjsw", "date": "2007-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hPQVZQkwUQwewDKJcab99w", "text": "La Val's Special isn't really anything special, but it's filling and shameless. The crust of this mini pizza is just the right thickness (not thick) and the tomato sauce tastes like a hot tomato on bread yummmm\n+ they give you a free drink with the mini pizza.\n\nThey have reasonable prices for their salads and sides. I tried the spicy chicken wings and they're decent.\n\nThe lunch line can get long pretty quickly, but you can also call ahead for your pizza. I called ten minutes before I got there and it was ready by the time I was in line to pay for it. If you're in the area, stop by, but don't go too out of your way to try the menu.\n\nThey also have televisions and guitar hero! Check online for coupons.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7LwQOZLccLO_Xic7H-kgxQ", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i2VcXy4msdi39gcACk70qg", "text": "I have no major complaints or raves about La Val's. The pizza is okay. The prices are okay. I mostly come here to use their change machine.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-L9aYfl891vnGG-PNjdFmg", "date": "2008-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_IbJ3ScNcJ5IK075DRAphQ", "text": "They have about 20+ things on tap. And if you don't count things that aren't beer (e.g., Bud) they still have about 12+ beers on tap. That made me really happy. The casual pizza/beer atmosphere was wonderful for a late dinner last night. The folks were really nice and the customers weren't super crazy either like you'd expect sometimes in a college town. Also they have things like pool tables and arcade machines, which made them pretty awesome in my book.\n\nThe pizza was really good. We had a special pizza with feta, tomato and basil and a basket of fried mushroos and zuccini. The wait was reasonable for a pizza made from scratch. The pizza was delicious but surprisingly not filling. Similarly the veggies came in pretty small portions. The prices were okay, but not great either. Hence the 4 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OrV3OWnpYlSVXBf0QG-xhQ", "date": "2009-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IiC55q9cSvnyo22mHv8syQ", "text": "On game day we wandered miserably downtown, every institution packed with a line with raging Vols. The only open spot was a couple of stools in the basement at Blake's. no no no no.  We walked across campus, to northside to la val's, found immediate seating at a picnic table under a shady tree. Perfect. The median age was 10-20 years -- or more -- orlder than the undergrads on telegraph, but well we're not undergrads anymore.  Cheap pitchers and thin crust pizza.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E_9WOCYIGHtT2nbcY4_t4w", "date": "2007-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IlD-_-ihyg1AzP18eKhdnQ", "text": "All non-pizza dishes are utterly tasteless.  That's not as bad as actually tasting bad, as they just have no taste whatsoever.\n\nThe pizza is okay, at best.  Some would say that the pizza quality is directly proportional to the time you have to spend soaking grease off the top.  I suppose it would asymptote to some maximum goodness level.  Unfortunately, this level is not terribly high. \n\nThis place is serviceable because it is convenient and fairly cheap.  That free drink crap is bs, though.  If you order two slices, they try to give you a \"free\" large drink to go with it.  If you insist that you do not want the \"free\" drink, they charge you less...most of the time.  Sometimes the cashier is just too lazy to type in the change.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "N5cm-xUe0PRrs2eT4-7Bqw", "date": "2008-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jjbju-8WzYCqWQTxpdbL7A", "text": "Used to my favorite pizza, must be new ownership because I'd go so far as to say: \nLA VAL'S SUCKS NOW.\n\nWe ordered a thick crust pizza  and I've had a La Val's thick crust many times before....it was always amazing, this was NOT a thick crust. \n\nWe ordered it with tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, garlic and cilantro, half with pepperoni (my fiance is a vegetarian),\n\nThe tomatoes were half white, obviously not ripened yet....I tasted no garlic and there was barely ANY cilantro...the cilantro that was on there was chopped up stems more than anything. When you pay $1.50 for something that comes in 2 bushels for $0.99, there should at least be some cilantro leaves on there. It was a soppy thin crust with barely any flavor.  Not at all the La Val's I remember. Not at all.\n\nAnyways, I thought it was an extremely poor excuse for a pizza, and I will never eat there again.  \n\nDon't you restaurants know there's Yelp out there?!?!?!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yUrHQJVE7KZJRV0y0Ta4zQ", "date": "2012-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jOuHYfIqsJN3xy4kIRfPDQ", "text": "i only eat here when i'm watching football, and for that. it's fine, just very average pizza, especially when cheeseboard is just down the hill...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Da_ZO8lKwIacljqKUJbAlw", "date": "2005-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jX74_rzBMELCIdK12lKgAw", "text": "When I was living in Foothill my first year at Berkeley, it was hard to find good, affordable places to eat. Living on a student's budget can be tough, but Euclid had a few decent places to go for a study break with friends. La Val's has a decent selection of pizza and pasta, and if you want to sit with a book and eat or go with friends for a cheap night out, it's pretty good. The fettucini alfredo was creamy and al dente, but I wouldn't make a habit of eating here. The food is pretty heavy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KQYsKyz_OGuxzHu3U2y3dw", "text": "Great spot for a casual quick lunch.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HheMpya7YUaSzQENbIn-Ng", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KtF4NOycwn_GImIFh4uxPw", "text": "I did a show at Impact Theatre (underneath La Vals) and ate here most nights before the show with the cast to hang out. It is nothing amazing... but a good place to hang out at. Big TVs for sporting events and a good atmosphere.\nI remember the Barbecue Chicken and the two veggie pizzas being good. The sandwiches are awesome also.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qEIlCfJtuOvIadR58RUGIA", "date": "2007-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KyUsQVHXJ3TDOGzGLpXOKA", "text": "La Val's doesn't have absolutely amazing pizza, but it's huge and has good flavor. \n\nA GIA-NORMOUS slice of cheese and some brew for $6 buckaroo's. . .not too shabby, especially if you're taking a study break and want to grab some pizza, maybe watch some of the playoffs.\n\nQuick and friendly service - my only qualm is that you can not customize your own individual slice; they only sell mini pies. . .\n\nNice place to fuel up and study.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hM8ItyE-6pETrYgCSldKtA", "date": "2010-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l5bMZwJI6eOPns2ToE4BoA", "text": "So good!  I've ordered from them twice now, and both times everyone who was with me loved it.   Fast and delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LWrPEpZVKZzBUS4XBCRQ8Q", "date": "2008-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LBFVr09nUy27kyfP7kDfjQ", "text": "La Val's has wonderful pizza!  It's thin and crispy with delicious toppings (always try their slice of the day, or try the greek slice with feta and olives!), and the personal slices are as big as your head.  It's cheap too.  \nThey also have good beer on tap, and quite reasonably priced pitchers.  Did I mention the big screen tv's in the dining area?  They always have the big games playing and who doesn't want to watch some sports action with a great pizza and a round of beers??\nExcellent prices, I must say again.  Bring your buddies here for a great evening.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hUvWnLLrLo-QsRC2pHSSOw", "date": "2009-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LfGDg7LcZBY_W_FI5_wE-g", "text": "The best pizza in Berkeley. I usually get the Athenian and the vegetarian ones. They are both excellent, inexpensive (with coupon) and fresh ingredients. But then again I do not understand the obsession with the cheeseboard (eating on that little strip of grass next to the exhaust pipes of passing cars???). I like it better than the Cheeseboard and Gioia, these other two places come next in my list in the area of Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3Cz9uJw-BNwqyVju8_KuXQ", "date": "2009-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lnhLfHSAlMxDFcGboHr5Yw", "text": "Good pizza, that's just it. Good pizza, not great pizza. Good beer and TV's for watching sports makes this place a good place to hang out. Not overly impressed but I'd go back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w9-yXs3xhLZbfG8Ops_9xA", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M4GP0WK3AfdplbVcIBDmsw", "text": "La Val's doesn't really do much wrong. It has a great pizza lunch deal, $5ish sandwiches hot/cold, and plenty of seating with nice TV's. In addition they will take my prized American Express card.\n\nThat said, nothing there is really...memorable. It's a pizza/sandwich/pasta/salad place that provides fair value and decent food. If I'm too busy thinking about more important things to agonize about where to eat, La Val's is a place to go.\n\nPlus they're open til 10p, which is rare on Northside.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5eud_FqE7VEqNaru4yv5Vw", "date": "2008-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mdmFPUq98OtP8BQ4fCs8wA", "text": "Ack! More delicious pizza! I had 3 slices and am getting fat!\n\nWho cares about the rest of the menu? PIZZA = #1 favorite food of all time!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qpGZ1mP16GAZjmub1pjk3w", "date": "2011-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MPq5xrH81u9i3ImC126Llg", "text": "Value + taste + quality = a great lunch spot.  Nice NY style thin crust dough with some chew to it.  Good sauce, plenty of toppings plus a nicer newly remodeled dining area full of wannabe Euro trash soccer fans watching futbol on the bigscreen (okay, I guess there are a lot of foreign students on this side of campus and Soccer is the most played sport in the world).  Under 4 bucks for a giant meal sized slice and a soda.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n0Byc18KX2z8GqDXtv_sPw", "text": "Pizza, beer, cheap prices, big ass TV; I'm definitely a fan. I grabbed lunch here very often during my summer spent at Cal and the food was good every single time. You can get a big combo slice for $2.75+tax and it comes with a free small drink during lunch hours. They also have salads and pasta on their menu and according to people eating with me, those items are well prepared too but I can only opine on the pizza. \nTry the athenian, it was surprisingly good!\n\nThere is plenty of seating space in and around the place and they even have a few arcade machines and pool table.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vD-cuWxXC6WWo42aHkpSwA", "date": "2009-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n1O_qi7diNVGhO-Ut6tfgA", "text": "Celebratory beer!   The husband passed his qualifying exams, PhD. here we come!!  We grabbed two pints and shared a slice of pepperoni for $10.  It was the perfect end to a really long weekend.  They have a lot of beer on tap for cheap and the pizza was big enough for two people for a snack.  Not much for ambiance but, let's be honest, it doesn't matter.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KrtWvNwJIdYoDkVqWmq9ug", "date": "2008-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_n8-25faT8vzlczvWmQrZg", "text": "Pizza is just average, however they have a good lunch special I always bought while attending Cal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "k3WTmFnq1wCEPYdQCPUIJg", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NEBo9j9fp6LVSA4HBbF3lA", "text": "A good place to watch sports on the large-flat screen television and have a beer.  And the food is better than one might think.  Both the pizzas and pastas are decent -- think the quality of higher-end frozen dinners.  They won't wow you, but you'll be reasonably happy.  Much better than the La Val's on the south side of campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NHopE6vZ_UJRJ550mWKOQQ", "text": "Great pizza, good \"Slide of the Day\" deals, and good seating to sit and enjoy.  This is one of the few places I've been in the Bay Area that served pizza that reminds me of thin-crust NY pizza!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Sey5qjeI6J8K1BgcIIksVQ", "date": "2008-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nw0Uv9QVV6VatYUe21vGsg", "text": "What a great deal. $3.50 for a slice of pizza and drink. \n\nThe pizza was really good and doesn't have a ton of bread like Fat Slice on telegraph. The ingredients seemed like they were higher quality. \nWill come back to try their pasta some time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o0U6wr_a8VYrHOMqGKJ5og", "text": "I've had two of their hot sandwiches, the Veggie and the Chicken Parmesan. I usually love love love breaded and deep fried chicken, but the Chicken Parmesan was just.. ehhh for me. But, the Veggie sandwich is really really good! Watch out for the red onions though, a little overpowering, unless you like it like that. \n\nThey have a good variety in pizzas, check out the Classic BLT & the Margarita!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qgx6OzZU28WGnEPny4KRvA", "date": "2009-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o3_zXxAkL4bxpXcbgBcI4g", "text": "I feel this Rating system is inadequate for one of my favorite neighborhood restaurant. \n\nTheir \"Caezar's Chicken Pizza\" under specialty pizza is a must have if you are a meat eater. \nIf you are a college student, La Val's is a great option for late-night, Sunday eating. I know my hunger have been filled many times by their incredible late-night deals. \n\nI recommend getting a \"Good Life Guide to Berkeley\" book and using their couples in there to save some money.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o9L4Ql0ma35DOKwWIV2Pyw", "date": "2008-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oiyPhZ3jHfJZLNfmRjzJKQ", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 4\nService: 3\n\nI've been to La Val's a couple times, maybe 5-7 times total? Their pizza by the slice is absolutely huge, and two slices look almost as big as an entire medium pizza. Their La Val's special pizza is all right, but definitely not as good as Cheeseboard. Still, it's reasonably cheap and close by campus, so at least it's convenient.\n\nI've tried their grilled chicken sandwich, and it's not bad given it's only $5. Today, I decided to drop by since I was out of cash, and ended up ordering the California club special (turkey, bacon, and avocado). The sandwich was pretty well made, and it was nice that they toasted the bread. However, my sandwich barely had any avocado in it.\n\nIt usually takes a while to get food here, so if you go when there's a line, be prepared to wait at least 10-15 minutes for your food to arrive after you order.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oJenr2AidrLuGk8gSbAJ4g", "text": "La Val's is amazing. Although I can never bring myself to schlep up to Northside, it's definitely a place I should go more often. \n\nThe lunch specials are amazing. The prices are just right and the food is pretty good. While the pasta portions are a bit too small for my taste, I am a Southsider used to Gypsy's, it's still definitely good grub. I'd say the food is better than Gypsy's too. I also feel like less of a fatty when I get my pizza from La Val's rather than Blondie's or Fat Slice. The pizzas are thin-crusted and less oily which are pluses in my book!\n\nWhat makes this place amazing though is how big it is. There's indoor and outdoor seating. Indoor seating has access to pretty sweet flat screen TVs where you can catch highlights of Sports Center or just chat away with people you're with. If you want to bring back your inner child, you can show off your pinball skills while you wait for food too.\n\nThe only thing that annoys me is that their beer is kinda warm. What's up with that bro?!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2011-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o-MDRad1tYXsO0e9Dyw-DQ", "text": "Had to go see a play for my theatre class. Walked through the door and smelled the Pizza. My sister, some friends, and i all were starving after teh play ended. So we decided to try the Pizza and it was SO GOOD!!! It was a big slice tons of peperoni and chesse on it... If im ever in the area again, I no where im stopping to get some food!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WFNlj_6T5mb_u07BA0O9tA", "date": "2009-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oNOJNI5xmySdHl_EevHZfQ", "text": "The pizza is mediocre at best, but hell their slice special during lunch makes it hard to beat. There are a lot of seats, but even during lunch it is packed. Go any other time and it is average eats but quick seat finding.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oOnDbsZ0zfpzhKGF4bmhvw", "text": "I adore the huge $2.50 slices of cheese pizza. They're so good! Veggie's not bad, too. Stay away from the margherita!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "V1IiWOeVx5oQzhMF7yxtQg", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PAOyCkSRYd2VPCIYwYTWrA", "text": "Lavals South side has been closed for two years.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WNRMsdLBoAX3CA2Zn_6TYg", "date": "2008-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "plaGsx9QLyhBlugrzLjyfg", "text": "The slices are extremely greasy and not really that great. Half the time the wait for them is just as long as anything else or even longer. They need to get some industrial engineers to optimize their work flow or something. The minis are quite tasty and good for the price. Pasta is decent, not great but not bad. Sandwiches are surprisingly good, but they are cheap for a reason - you'll need to way something else too if type especially hungry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pnzLa2VzAqoFbnp7574HPA", "text": "The place smelled like a farm and the pizza crust tasted like a carpet.  Only reason it got another star is because of its location.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mZokz37TaR5jFgMrx4WyFw", "date": "2007-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "psWCG1OZOLqKHDPRju6tgA", "text": "Had an order of the Pesto and Penne (~$7): eggplant, red onions, & mushroom in pesto sauce. Food was delicious, staff was orderly, and the ambiance was fun.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XPfIgUhh-qYIEs64hN1vkA", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pUTW94-cyRnJNspRrReXPw", "text": "Good pizza, convenient location.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PVX2fvz8ZcGb7RG6xgp1KQ", "text": "The pizza is decent so I enjoy going her for lunch every once in a while. They have lots of pasta dishes too which are reasonably priced. It's a good place to catch some sports events, especially soccer.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "URqGBYgT_dYi2UY6G0hCFA", "date": "2008-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qHN0quBLChYPuMc8Ww6ziQ", "text": "So, this place was better when I was a little kid and they still had that dirty green carpet and the photo-wallpaper of the campus. their pizza was DEFINITELY better in the past, and they're pasta has been better too. either way though, it's always going to be my favorite place to go to after CAL games. that will NEVER change, no matter how disgusting it seems to get.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FeyEK0bnA0IxRTxQVVyYFw", "date": "2009-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qoTBgbCal_rG05aY6ciOhw", "text": "Eh, I only come here when I HAVE to. I like pizza when it's good!\n\nCall ahead to order in advance! Works especially well during peak hours when there's a 10+ long person line. \n\nAlso, coupons in the Berkeley Good Life booklet online!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "viJ8xKJo9GUnInNYF9qoTA", "date": "2010-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QPPRfD8JxPypOgIP2ekTTQ", "text": "I go to LaVals because they are always playing fantastic music.\n\nOh, Kavita S - you must be too busy to listen to music. You are so important.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1ctl3OfViXnqClz7KQme9A", "date": "2008-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qv06IwzYxj83Pf3VZXenRQ", "text": "Pros:\n-fine for a quick beer and a slice with the classmates or on your way to something else\n-cheap\n\nCons:\n-pizza is just mediocre\n-pasta dishes are NOT very good\n-like everything on Euclid, the place gets crazy crowded at games and events\n-service can take a while depending on what you order", "stars": 2, "user_id": "upEJIvTW-IAhiJXNl4Auyw", "date": "2007-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RuCkHYWgNEN_eaZ9IDnf4A", "text": "I am not really a fan of their pizza and other foods, but their sandwiches are actually quite good.  The torpedo sub is particularly delicious.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rXCRRt_dh3zyUyhjlSvc1Q", "text": "Since I work on the north side of the Cal campus, I've been to La Vals about a billion and a half times. I've also gotten delivery 2 or 3 times. Eat in if you can. The pizza here is very decent, but is the best when it's freshly baked and hasn't been sitting in a delivery car for 20 minutes. My husband and I discovered probably the best deal for food here with the \"mini\" pizza. The \"mini\" is actually probably 9-10 inches in diameter. You get a free soda with it too! Get a side green salad and you have a nice little meal, all for about $8. This is a steal, really. They also have pizza by the slice for $3-4. These are good, but not as good as freshly baked crust as they just reheat it in their oven. There are a lot of paninis and pastas on the menu, all of which I think are kind of meh. So to sum up: go for a fresh pizza. Very tasty, lots of options!\nI'd give it a solid 3.5/5, but I'll round up to 4.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SwYZT8ejHAe0I1VCxc8hCQ", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ryjuNWhfuLS8_o5kNqdNzQ", "text": "We ordered from here 3 times for takeout and will no longer order from them again. The pizza was mediocre and the pasta was terrible. Each time we ordered from them the 3 different drivers got lost and we had to walk two blocks to find them down the street. We order takeout quite a bit from other places and they have never gotten lost or had a problem finding our place. The food is not worth the effort of playing hide and seek with the delivery drivers.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "kliaIrCOEk9RZo7kI25xXg", "date": "2008-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RztEU0tcGf2Ybvdx0zejmw", "text": "For delivery, these guys are THE best!  The pizza's always hot, fresh, and often, very fast!  We order from them about once a week.  The kids love the cheeze pizza, and I personally love my latest creation of sausage, fresh basil, fresh tomato, and garlic.  Oh yeah!  The sauce, cheese, and crust (thin) are always consistently good.  And so much improved from my Cal days, way back when...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FHlXVmqcgYWPbGBMNl7n7w", "date": "2011-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s9nDhCGWINKRGk-oFgp-LA", "text": "I never thought I would, but I'm kind of hooked on this pizza. It's thin and crispy and delicious. Over on North campus every time it's pizza it's always la val's, which actually makes me excited when i hear \"pizza\" at an event. yum. sometimes the people taking the order are a little inefficient, and the people making the food are also a little inefficient, but you don't have to wait terribly long. The seating is great and open and airy. the lunch special is really the deal. one giant slice and a drink for 3.25 inc tax. i get hungry just thinking about it now...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_OGvAo_TAVNMCO84PT-WNQ", "date": "2008-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sbi3lCNdhSbDB9VIlO-hEQ", "text": "there's something about the yeasty taste of the crust that i just love at this place....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bkjhcbYD2Y7cIxMOy8OJkA", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sn2_N0O3XPVkeSh8CNu8tA", "text": "Doesn't compete with Zachary's Pizza, deep dish or normal pizza", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-j8dJ540r1HYgN0dkTKurQ", "date": "2011-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sNlXBs2WT0TqTuxK9HksFQ", "text": "This review is dedicated to MK & AK.\n\nI didn't get to eat here as much as I wanted to because of the distance. (I'm pretty lazy.) But this place is pretty awesome.\n\nThis is what I recommend that you do:\n1) Make two awesome friends, and find a date you guys can spend at least 3 hours together.\n2) Get tickets online (cheaper!) to watch Disassembly at the Impact Theatre. (It's inside La Val's. You can even order food if you arrive early for the show and take food downstairs. It's really cozy.)\n3) If you live more than 5 blocks away, drive to Euclid and street park. It's free around dinner time. (Hopefully one of your friends drive. :D )\n4) Watch the show. Laugh, cry, and be confused. The experience is totally worth $10! :D (We all meant to go for the past 4 years, but didn't really get to until our last.)\n5) Try to order the pear cider only to find out that it's not carried anymore. Hopefully, your friend knows the manager. He'll mix some lemonade, cider, and wine for you and your friends instead for FREEE!\n6) Order hot wings, medium sized pizza (half La Val's Special, half Garden Delight), and Chicken Alfredo.\n7) BEAST on all the delicious food! YUMZ! (The pasta is especially good, not too greasy or salty.)\n\nI've pretty much tried all the pizzas (delivered) and La Val's aren't the best in Berkeley (After all, how can places compete with gourmet pizzas like Cheeseboard, Little Star, and Zachary's?). 3 stars. But the experience of watching a show and eating afterwards makes La Val's 5 stars! Dine-in at least once, and don't just order pizza. Make sure to order some appetizers and pasta too. You'll be coming back for more. :D", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2WS3ZI9UEb7Vi_EHWWVPMQ", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SPpJt2jjlQB13CYH2SY-dg", "text": "Pizza was excellent. Great pricing. Good beer to boot, along with watching the world cup. You can't go wrong.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N0WjkQ9UciNvUWfRH7wv5Q", "date": "2010-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "stJgne36YrNoRH6pBqNYdg", "text": "Have to agree with Shane H. (7/6/2011) about baaaaaaad delivered pizza.  I have fond memories of La Val's from years past.  Not any longer.  Delivery was prompt; I'll give them that.  But, I'm not sure the pizza was fully cooked when it left the restaurant.  It was certainly lukewarm by the time it got to us.  And, I'm not that far away.  Saw no evidence that the pizza was kept in the type of thermal heat bags that Round Table and Domino's use.  Good Caesar salad though.  I think the food can still be great.  It's not a good delivery option.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_KP1LSpFg6sIFOX81LEdNg", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SzcVC_31MVCLjk9D6R8IFA", "text": "Cool place to come grab a brew and bite after classes.  While pizza isn't very hard to screw up, La Val's definitely serves up quite a decent pie.  The portions are great for the amount you pay, and they have a decent selection of beers on tap.  Definitely a great 'hangout' spot, but entirely too 'forgettable'.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TAAV9JkQ7jtjP2LwXivGgw", "text": "Don't know why everyone is so down on La Val's.. this place is keeping me alive through college! lol. The pizza is great. I love thin crust, though. A lot of ppl complain they don't like La Val's b/c it's not deep dish... Anyway, love the location and the atmosphere of this place. Love, love, love the option to order online. I pop in an order while I'm studying, and by the time I get there it's waiting for me!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BFZkrEH5dyUbLQKWZdeLiw", "date": "2009-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Te_uEH0RTmFRKvGGaqC6gQ", "text": "La Val's is great.\n\nGood pizza, not too expensive, beers on tap.\n\nIt is NOT the center of student-life and NOT the first place to go if you are visiting Berkeley, but locals consider it a go-to when they just want some quick pizza on a regular night, and you want it to taste good without costing too much. \n\nI definitely do not consider this to be NY-style pizza (which is awful, I don't understand why anyone who has had California-style pizza would ever want that super-thin grease-loaded crap).  This is much closer to Round Table with rising crust, not too much sauce or cheese, some seasoning and a good selection of toppings.  \n\nIt is definitely not healthy, but you won't feel overly bloated after eating two slices.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "z32ZK95GgquyS3SttMHX2g", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tw9zB7Jm-J0qYkQtN0aTQA", "text": "This is a great lunch pizza place. Tasty pizza if you're like me and into thin toothy crust. (Toothy? Yes, I've been reading too much Cook's Illustrated.) The Athenian slice is excellent. It's also cheap ($6.50 for a soda and two slices), and you can sit outside in the courtyard on nice days.\n\nOh, and don't be fooled by the line to the register at lunch. If you're getting a slice instead of a fresh pizza, it's remarkably quick (usually a good bit quicker that getting a burrito next door.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hMdYZ8nI-nqAAeBlfikpLg", "date": "2007-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UEZFuHqjJ-okCOOVE9jQ3w", "text": "I try and take perspective in to rating a place, and for a pizza place in the Bay Area, this comes highly recommended. The Bay doesn't do pizza well, and when it does it's either a million dollars, or Chicago style (or both). Not always of course, but it's not this area's strength. \n\nThis place gets 4 stars because it serves enormous (!!) slices of New York style at a fantastic price. If this place was in San Jose, I'd probably eat there twice a week. a pitcher of Spaten Munich was 10.75, and the selection of higher end beers was great. \n\ngood pizza, great portions, awesome prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iTjADdHiKTs0hnuTEoTwHQ", "date": "2010-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UgGd3WPj5yapjw18dnD6tw", "text": "Decent all around. None of the food really stands out as far as pizza and pasta go. \n\nThe restaurant itself is very nice and is a good place to bring a group together which is refreshing especially compared to places in the north side asian ghetto. Very convenient for people living on north side as well. \n\nKind of annoying that they charge 50 cents for ranch though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UHLuO65St6vs6Fc3B5TGWw", "text": "Good enough pizza!\nAs my friend puts it, La Val's serves bad pizza, but that is precisely what makes it taste good. It has a cardboard-like consistency, but that is was it so endearing about it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RzfYW15KepJZqPjlnazlNg", "date": "2012-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "URjFuZwYh8LtZYqXBP_EJQ", "text": "Since I moved to California I have been looking for good pizza...in my quest I came across La Val's in Berkeley after flying into OAK the other night.  My girlfriend and I drove around UC's campus thinking there must be a great hole-in-the wall joint.  La Val's sort of fits the bill.  The place was nothing spectacular- a bit stale actually with lots of tan tile.  The service at the counter was very good, but the pizza was only average.  Beer prices were about $3.50 which doesn't seem too bad these days.\n\nThey had Mexican soccer blaring on the tv's and there was a contingent of soccer fans in the place.  I think we will keep searching for the area's best pizza though.\n\nOne nice thing about this place is that you can order pizza by the slice.\n\nAgain...service was great, food was average, ambiance was average.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "SsugS0OF1MkrgjH_uBDD9A", "date": "2009-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UvoX8jdd27lIfYMsDyEmSQ", "text": "mmmm. i like this b/c it reminds me of ny pizza, nice and thin, easy on the sauce and cheese. they have a credit card minimum so bring cash. fountain drinks = free refills.\n\nfree small drink with mini pizza order!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uWYOb24XWwKRkcFKmOxqZA", "text": "Great place for kids and adults to go together. The setting is fun and open, there's a pool table and it's not too noisy and loud despite all the activity.  The pizza is not good though...too much cheese, soggy crust...but it's all about the atmosphere, and about how open it is for kids and family.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lICuOqDaFZ4nwaqHbbXaUw", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vC-C0rWxT2BlfoZeMa2ZCA", "text": "Great lunch spot, pretty cheap, great pizza, lots of other stuff, good beer selection.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VIXUiRd2r31CFYU8RUJ8Zg", "text": "I have nothing new to add to Jill K's review ;-) \n\nThat is exactly why I go to La Val's: to watch Cal games. If grease is what you crave, then you might as well pick up a burrito from next door.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vL6zdOIdg2gBegpnE75xwg", "text": "i like it.  pizza is good, salad is good.  patio is a nice relaxing place to have a slice and a beer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oK6CYaz8QaplYBT8IK6E-g", "date": "2007-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vTwSzFx0YAiEdatYt_wLtg", "text": "The food here isn't very good.  The pizza is nowhere near as good as Blondie's or fat slice and the sandwiches/pasta dishes are not the greatest.  Yet I've eaten here dozens of times but that's only because it's a block from where I used to work, at Etcheverry, and you can only eat burritos four times a week.  The fifth day you gotta diversify.  I wouldn't go back now that I don't work there and there are way better choices near campus than this.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tYOUMqP7dsMNYbZ9GGZEBQ", "date": "2008-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vWahsVlFlbMQwOYdP7STMA", "text": "Decent pasta (broccoli chicken penne), decent pizza (bbq chicken), good location, and they deliver to the lounge* on the third floor of Cory. I like to come in here between classes sometimes for a quick bite.\n\n*Pro-tip: pizza makes a 6 hour problem set session much more tolerable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "08STwMQ1HFmNbMavYOrUAg", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wK-cTQoLwhM9P-BdqufH9Q", "text": "La Val's isn't the best pizza, but it's good for what it is. Reasonably priced pizza and pasta, good beer pitcher prices and a Large seating area! The slice and drink combo seems to be the popular things a fat slice and a soda for $2.99. Although I don't drink soda, I just buy a slice and a bottle of water. They will give you a free cup for water if you ask for it, but it's always the bum cups (kids size). Kids sizes used to be synonomous with Fun size, not in this case. Here's a tip. You may think it's cheaper to get 2 big slices of pizza for just over 5 bucks, but it may not always be the best choice. The personal size pizza shouldn't be neglected. For under $5 you can get a 3 or 4 topping personal pizza that is fresh and hot out of the oven that tastes way better than the individual slices. It is a rare occasion to order a single slice and have it fresh from the oven. They bake them and they leave them sitting on the big wooden table in the back. Then when someone orders one, they throw it back into the oven and \"reheat\" it. Anytime you reheat pizza, it will taste exactly that way, horrible/not quite as good as the fresh thing. The first thing I do when I come in is walk over to the little pickup window and look over at the wooden table to see if the pizza slices are fresh or old, if they are old I will order a personal size or go for some pasta. I can't stand crummy reheated pizza, even if it is 2.59+tax. I'll pay a couple dollars more for something that is fresh and tasty. One of my favorite pasta dishes to order is the Pesto and Pollo. It's fettucini tossed with mushrooms in a pesto cream sauce, served with two pieces of garlic bread. Very tasty for just over 5 bucks. I had the broccoli & chicken pasta with the walnut sauce but I wasn't quite as impressed with it. La Val's is good, but isn't the best. It just does what it does. It's a \"not-too-shabby\" kind of place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ifufz2uSqfpCzJv97P33Qg", "date": "2007-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WVxfjq37A3xXpweXgrh8Pg", "text": "4 stars for their thin-crust Athenian with feta cheese in place of mozzarella; tasty, feta tangy and very nice. Props for having a personal size pizza, the mini, for about the cost of a couple slices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k_seSrhHW-vjB-W3Vh-XEw", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X8tXNrjPGF31y8U0DRL27g", "text": "If I were rating solely based on the quality of food, La Val's would probably only get three stars.  But the value is really good--Phil H.'s review was right on--the pizza isn't absolutely amazing, but the slices are HUGE and still taste good.  If you're a fan of big, floppy, greasy, pizza, you'll like La Val's.\n\nBut there are other reasons to like La Val's...$3.25 pints of decent beer (Anchor Steam, Sierra Nevada, Newcastle, etc) is pretty hard to beat, and the big screen tv's are a nice touch.\n\nIt isn't the best pizza in Berkeley, not by a long shot, but it is convenient and a good value for the price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Sb3ac9-tnG-uFCHt_0XKIg", "date": "2010-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XoQ9X2oh2mJZydy1fTIY_A", "text": "Go online and use their coupons. They've raised their prices a little though. I used to get two medium pizzas up to 3 toppings or their specials for $15. It's now $17. $23 for 2 larges with coupon. Doh! Free delivery though, so yay!\n\nLa Val's has good \"New York Pizza\", but it probably isn't actually anywhere close to the real stuff. Thin crust style pizza that's not too greasy, but tastes great. I don't feel guilty afterwards. I don't recommend anything else than their pizzas because their pasta and salads are super bland.\n\nGreat for getting a group together because they have plenty of seating. Big TV's to watch sports also.\n\nI enjoy the BBQ chicken the most. They have a good daily special deal for two slices and a drink at lunch, but there tends to be a long line. Go try it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xpi4FkvTAIE1GP3oFvFRaw", "text": "I came upon this place late one evening, wandering around the Berkeley campus looking for a relaxing spot to get something to eat. It was near closing time, and I approached the counter and asked for a slice of cheese pizza and a pint of Fat Tire. A friendly cashier told me that they didn't have any cheese left, but she guessed that I was a vegetarian and recommended the Athena instead. I took her advice. The beer was $3.00 and the pizza was $2-something. I was very pleasantly surprised by the pizza, which was a New York-style big floppy slice, full of flavor with every bite. The Fat Tire complemented it well. \n\nI also tried the pepperoni, which was spicy and yummy, and the ham & pineapple, which I didn't care for at all. \n\nI can say that I left happy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u-zYH3wi2p4rOeZcrWJHDQ", "date": "2008-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xtmt9UoeCEM6pf_2wgDSKQ", "text": "Great pizza and chicken wings! GREAT PRICES!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5fkZmPJgXPPQ6u24hc5Ppw", "date": "2012-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y6qbniY-L8O7A336_6oDvw", "text": "La Vals pizza would be the place to go if you are on Northside and are looking for a moderately priced decent-tasting pizza.\nI must say that the pizza here has certainly grown on me since I spend a lot of my nights in the nearby Soda hall working on programming/research. This place is open till midnights on weekdays and that means that it is sometimes the only place that one can grab a bite during those nights spent in the nearby engineering buildings. \nThe pizza itself can either be ordered in slices or as a whole. The slices are huge but really thin. The whole pizzas tend to be more even and are quite tasty ( try the barbecue chicken) \nThis place also serves chicken wings which tend to be really oily and hence not to my taste ( i would prefer Vinnie's for the wings ). \nThe pastas are good too. I would recommend the Chicken alfredo pasta. \nThe place has a nice vibe to it and is classier than most places in berkeley ( that have a hippie feel to them). \nThey also have a great selection of beer on tap and this is a good place to chill with a beer while having a slice of pizza with friends.\nAnd they also show NFL games on their HD TVs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xBk_2usMc-pKLOldPBWAyg", "date": "2011-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yG38dUNF_10Rrm9nKXZNQA", "text": "Great pizza! Tastes way better than Fat Slice and any delivery place. The prices are great. The only thing is .... it's on north side! For those of us who live on southside, it is a pain to make the trek across campus, but if you're on northside, definitely hit up La Val's. \n\nBtw, quick unknown fact to many, La Val's has great pasta!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_ZdrsSQDaLe4Y6rIWua30w", "text": "My wife and I went to France (Provance) a couple of years ago and fell in love with the Pizza's over there.  Very fresh thin crust with a few tasty and delicate toppings. Pizza is almost a staple there with pizza trucks everywhere like we have Taco trucks here.  \n     Upscale resturants all have Pizza on the menu.  Ever since returning we've looked for that unique experience back here.  We found it.................LaVals.  Check out the Atheanian and the Margretta for a uniquely European experience.  All the speciality pizza's are likewise as good.  \n    The service and decor are ok but the pizza is to die for.  Even better at home the next day...........leftovers...........yum.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gOhpCFlWp8MCZfmJnH1cmQ", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-ZHEt9xEgBFFQuYjf7WQ4A", "text": "Two great reasons why I come to this joint: 1) delivery during finals week and 2) away Cal football games!!!\n\nGood selection of pizza.  I love light pizzas that don't make you feel groggy afterward; that being said, my personal favorites are the Athenian and the \"Hula\" Hawaiian.  Beware that the olives in the Athenian are not the typical black olives, they're the fresher and stronger flavored ones. Yummm!\n\nFor away Cal games, many students who live on Northside make the trek here to watch, eat and drink here (yep! this place sells booze!! beer on tap)  This place can get super crowded so come early to get a table with a prime viewing location of the big screen.  GO BEARS!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZhxA61L0dE8L871LjmD0Bw", "text": "I went here a couple times for group meetings when I was going to Cal, but those were the only times, and I always wished the group leader had better taste! The pizzas and pastas all kind of taste the same, and are greasy in a bad way, and I do like some things really greasy when they are done right!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zjAMcOmgOI89J5dyjVGxbA", "text": "This is a good little place. I had some veggie delight and some BBQ chicken pizza. It was solid. Apparently, it's legendary. I don't know exactly why, but I'd eat it again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zu55Il2EjqZGyYoiWwSXaQ", "text": "Mozzarella sticks are not worth the splurge.\n\nYet, these folks make a mean pasta dish.  Pesto with veggies FTW.\n\nI will certainly think about trying their pizza.\n\nQuick, well-priced, and tasty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7GEy5J9gmrB4d5Jg716w5Q", "text": "Seriously though. This is some pretty dang good pizza. I've tried every specialty flavor and they're all pretty bomb from the Hula, to the California, to the Athenian, but let me tell you... The LaVal's Special and BBQ Chicken pizza are to die for. Its seriously delicious. I'm salivating just thinking about it.\n\nTo be objective it is pretty greasy and if thats not  what you're looking for GO EAT A FREAKING SALAD! Stop looking for a healthy pizza. What is wrong with you. That's not a pizza then. It's just tomato soup with bread in it. So this is a normal pizza, which happens to be greasy, obviously!\n\nYou can also build your own pastas too, but let me tell you their menu of pastas are also really good.\n\nBut once again... Let me tell you, yet again... BBQ Chicken Pizza. LaVal's Special. DO IT! I tried to eat less and limit myself to 4 pizzas, but... I couldn't stop and ate like 9 slices today. Simply delicious! :)\n\nthe Great,\nGumZ", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ViAczEMmp3WQDxX0z6TwKA", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JYlUNdGSNxzlEkcwFtRebA", "text": "I need to start going up to Northside more often. Why? The food is freaking amazing^^ Example? LA VAL'S PIZZA!!\n\nSo, I absolutelyyy LOVE pizza. LOL I know I can eat it everyday if I had to. Okay, maybe NOT everyday but you get the idea... Anywhoo, the people that took my order were SO nice. I mean, they told me about how I can get a \"buy 1 medium pizza and get 1 medium pizza free\" coupon. I mean, who does that? Don't they want to make money? Nice people. Nice. People. =)\n\nWe ordered BBQ Chicken & La Val's Special. (Mediums ~$12) It was perfect. Just perfect. I went with 2 other friends and we had leftovers. I usually try to watch myself and eat 2 pizzas BUT nope. I had like 4 slices. NOM NOM NOM:P", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_PwaQG9TnZ7n7me6ppXiog", "text": "It's closed and there were many reasons why this is as it should be. Food, atmosphere, customer base, location, etc.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "T-_vzK2pRVzcOvgl7XqLvw", "text": "I never thought pizza could actually taste bad, but at LaVal's, it' does! There is some strange flavor in their dough that I can't quite put my finger on but it tastes like all sorts of assery! Frozen pizza is even better than this poor excuse for a restaurant. The seats are uncomfortable. It's too noisy to have a conversation. And it's swarming with annoying Cal students. I can't think of anything worse.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "vYfWAy1C5Brrro1MyjMGgA", "date": "2008-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Y3t19ZjE_POSXMWjBFyDng", "text": "At least this location is better than the one on Southside? That's about the most positive thing I can say about this place. I ate here a lot when I was an undergraduate - mostly because there wasn't anywhere else to eat on Northside. Back in my day there was still a theater group downstairs. Starting sentences with \"back in my day\" makes me sound like I'm walking with a cane and holding up an ear horn.\n\nTheir pizza cheese is a mozzarella/cheddar blend, and I am vehemently against any cheddar on my pizza. At least you have a sunny view of the courtyard and Euclid St. while eating.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2006-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "alJMXVhXeKXqZrdjdJKT6A", "text": "Their subterranean theatre restores my faith in humanity. Their all veggie combo restores my faith in antacids. Their tv sets restore my faith in NCAA basketball.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nAeM6pzIHIJFoBKq1-Fkmg", "date": "2005-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2ZPRBx_5g1wuvYhy3U6TLQ", "text": "La Vals is like Gypsie's healthier little brother. They use less salt, oil and butter, but it still tastes delicious. I like their vegetarian pizza because it doesn't leave me feeling guilty, but it does leave me satisfied. If it wasn't so far away, I would attempt to come here more often.\n\nP.S., it's cheap!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XKHLY-KuXfrReXXuSfJkLg", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8jLKTEi51kZlAJVrv9a5nA", "text": "La Val's...\n\nI actually don't care too much for this place. It's just meehh, nothing special at all. In fact, I could be a little too greasy and salty for me. It is nothing memorable at all. I could care less.\n\nBut they are pretty good at delivering on time. And they have a bunch of coupons on their website. Those are the only 2 good things I could say about them.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4U-ebVXOz369oQF7Z7V55w", "date": "2012-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9eBz70UpwGaa3NacAqXYCA", "text": "This place has the 2nd WORSE caesar salad that I've ever had. The portion was hearty for a small and it looked like it would be epic. However, despite its misleading appearance, the salad was not very enjoyable. The dressing was mediocre, but the lettuce was of poor quality and there were barely any leaves.just stalks.\n\nI also ordered a mini pepperoni and sausage. I'm a New Yorker so I'm highly critical of pizzerias, but this place is actually good. Yes the pizza is a bit salty and greasy, but it's a pizzeria not a gourmet restaurant so I wasn't put off by that. The sauce, crust and meats were.all made to perfection and had good flavors. If I'm on this side of town again, I'm likely to stop by again. This pizza is definitely better than anything available in Downtown Berkeley!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_o8rK6C2VsTSVJASxtAABg", "date": "2012-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bfKLNendiF3r70D7NU_LNw", "text": "Even though this place isn't over-hyped like Cheeseboard or Zachary's, I actually really like their pizza! I'm not a huge pizza fan, but I love their thin-crusted pizza, not to mention the HUGE serving size. A slice of pizza is almost as big as a mini pizza! If you get the mini, they give you a FREE drink. I usually get the hula, Hawaiian pizza. They always make is right after you order, so the pizza is always warm and fresh! \n\nLots of space and a good place to chill, catch up, grab a bite w/ friends and colleagues.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bWgTFMpd-uZ9z-4pp3mjxw", "text": "We were thinking of getting burgers for dinner, but changed our mind when we saw this place. The pizzas were decently priced and they had a good selection of beers on tap.\n\nI wanted something traditional, so my friends and I got the medium margherita pizza. The crust was perfectly baked and thin and the pizza tasted good, but I do wish that more sauce was on it.\n\nI have to admit that I had better pizza, but I was satisfied with my meal. If I was a college student, I definitely come here for a quick meal between classes. Can't go wrong with pizza and a pint of Fat Tire.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "m7iiJlloCRfWaCPwQwTmpg", "date": "2009-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d1J85sZ_aA_8J4s8R8Fiww", "text": "thank you for showing soccer and letting us come in to watch before the kitchen opens!!! you rock!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oBzcnbpWF4dNLP8r0F99qQ", "date": "2012-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_d2sZhY1k3YFYwt9m74FBg", "text": "La Vals is a pizza joint on the Euclid Avenue strip, a sleepy looking area well served by restaurants and coffee houses.  Decent number of beers on tap and if you're into sports you can check out several games at once.  Actually haven't had pizza here but they have good sanwiches, salads, etc as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5L0eiAkoQIVvI_XOjzhFpA", "date": "2005-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FhWiNqIoqGePTPWh0e0J8Q", "text": "Their margarita pizza is good. Very garlicy and salty, I likey. Their pizzas are huge and they have coupons on their website so you get pretty good deals.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m7rbZtL4b8du326Ng43SiA", "date": "2011-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HCLI_0r9EedjYu1KRrhlxA", "text": "Loud, but fun place to go out with friends or even have parties. \n\nThe Point:\nTry a mini pizza,  be adventurous in your topping choice. \nThe seafood pastas are excellent. \nThe fried veggies (mushroom,  zucchini)  are extremely salty and the batter is drowned in pepper. \nRanch is excellent.  \nI love ranch...  enjoy", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HK5LK9XQABUZWkbZFK1-Bw", "text": "Starving Student with a knack for pool?  OK, go to North Side and up Euclid...\nI really like the pizza here.  Also, a big screen TV.  However, lots of football worshippers cheering.  Loudly.  The pool table is awesome.\nThat's all.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ePEPILr8uXKp8_P_JbbTrA", "date": "2009-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I2UEcjvQZ-UT5p827isnrA", "text": "If you're a science major in Cal, chances are you will have to spend a good chunk of your day near the Hearst Mining circle for your classes. Unfortunately this spot is hella far from the South Side gourmet ghetto but fear not because your ready-to-go culinary options isn't limited to the vending machines and FSM. What I love about La Val's is mainly the crust/bread. The sauce, cheese, and toppings are okay but I think for cheap pizza (let's face it this is no zachary's) the quality is all about equal at every store (Blondie's, Fat Slice, etc). So it comes down to personal preference. For me, the dough/bread at Blondie's sucks! Its texture is AWFUL. However I love La Val's thin crispy texture. Plus for about 3.25 you get a free small drink with a huge slice. So not only is the lunch super tasty and pretty cheap but they don't try to milk you extra for the soda. So good food and being close to my classes makes it a winner in my books.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NfFkIbwoH9GMLBYg_YeKmA", "date": "2008-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iBrScWSRsaQsBqqVnrLHtA", "text": "Large slices and different choices of toppings make for an OK pizza experience. There is ample seating indoors, but usually large tables that make you look like a loner or a douche when sitting alone, so bring a friend!\n\nSlices are made to order or reheated from a giant pizza, but it all tastes the same once it comes out of the oven.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KNNCqIA3K475IgNJSg40SA", "text": "La Val's Pizza is a great place to eat.  The specialty pizzas are very tasty, and I've had them all.  I like my crust thin, and it's perfect here.  The personal pizza combo with a soda is under $6, and the pizza is the same size as a $12 dollar pizza elsewhere.  There is also a large selection of pasta and sandwiches, which also never disappoint.  It can be crowded during lunch, but there is outdoor seating.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "V28MqLYwagJz62YfyPi3qg", "date": "2009-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kUW262bIqmPlIVNIp7pXtg", "text": "La Vals, I love you.\n\nYou and your greasy, cheesy, melty-hot pizza goodness.  You and your bland, but not unpleasant chicken alfredo.  You are not the best pizza place around, but you are convenient, you are cheap and you ARE good.\n\nDaily special prices can't be beat- a soda and a slice bigger than my face for five bucks?  Sign me up!  La Vals has a neat variety of fancy-shmancy pizzas for adventurous folks like me, while also having the boring, but tasty tried-and-trues for people like my husband.\n\nI work on campus, just down the hill from Euclid, and sometimes, it is nothing more than proximity that drives my business to the doors of La Vals, but I never leave disappointed in what I've ordered.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4ebCvoQX9JvAbiULixLJ1g", "date": "2008-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M4wV27ebXpgDLldpfpNFgw", "text": "So I have been to La Val's twice for dinner & a show. (Impact Theater does plays in the basement theater).\nThe pizza is good.... this past time I got the combo slice. Slices are the way to go because you can try multiple toppings! \nWe also shared a large salad- it was fresh and the dressing (vinaigrette) was tasty. It was a hearty salad--- no wilty iceberg here! \nThere is a good selection of beer & a few wines (They gave me a generous pour) as well as sodas. \nThere are a variety of areas to sit with TVs--- but for us the important part was that you can take your food down to eat in the theatre while you watch the show. \nLa Val's is totally fun and affordable. It can be crowded- so take your patience.\nIt is a Berkeley must taste!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q81logAc_bvL-Z2HPmWg8g", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OdLx56_Wo5Zg1mt03CkBfw", "text": "Today, I had one of those days.  You know, those days when you just cannot take a break.  Today I was stuck on campus until 10:40PM working on a group project.  And of course I am cramming, because after all I am an engineering student, which means that I work better under pressure.  Anyways, due to my late evening I was forced to get dinner at La Val's.  I had the special with feta cheese instead of salami.  It was a decent pie, but not anything spectacular.  It definitely isn't anything to hike up the hill for.  They do have a nice selection of beer on tap, but if you don't mind drinking in the ally, the Quickie Marts nearby have the same beers, plus some especially good ones, for much less.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zp3tRNqyeL7-kGDJwMkgpQ", "date": "2009-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oln7WT9Uv_f_IS25dFKE7A", "text": "I spend a lot of time on the north side of the UC campus so I have made countless visits to La Val's. When I'm looking for a cheap and quick bite to eat, this is one of the go-to places. They give you a relatively large slice of pizza for only 3-4 dollars and that's usually enough to keep me satisfied til my next meal. I've tried the pasta and salad here as well and they were ok. Nothing too special. I mainly go here to grab slices of pizza. Not a bad option if you're stuck on Euclid looking for a bite to eat!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0qWGr1Tix_8qIuOXobpaMQ", "date": "2012-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p10eBI5NQ2evoc-LWx0Ikg", "text": "First heard about this place from my parents-- they went to see a play, and then went to La Val's afterwards to top it off.  Or was it the other way around?  DOESN'T MATTER.  Anyway.  They brought home leftovers and it was literally the best pasta I've had in my life, something with marina sauce.  THE. BEST.  \n\nSo I went with my buddy Rob to give it a try.  Pretty empty on a Friday night, so I get the feeling it's not exactly a bumpin' college hangout~* but it had a few people studying, a family, and some quiet conversation.  Interesting space.  Very little decorating, but a Pirates of the Caribbean pinball machine, Time Crisis 3, and a pool table.  Staff is relatively friendly, always a plus.\n\nRob got a slice of pizza-- which was huge-- and a pastrami sandwich, I got the linguini with shrimp, eagerly anticipating more of The Best Pasta I'd Had In My Life... and was sorely disappointed.  Not because the food was bad, but because I had ordered the wrong dish.  Still though, it was amazing-- buttery sauce without being overwhelming, nice shrimp.  Didn't quite get why we needed olives, but hey, whatever works.  The garlic bread it came with was fantastic, though they were both end pieces (say what?!).  \n\nRob wasn't a big fan of his pizza, but he seemed to dig the sandwich well enough.  You'd have to ask him.\n\nDefinitely a place you could bring friends to, provided it's not a really crowded night.  There's a plasma TV and plenty of space.  Super affordable food, and it's damn good on top of that.  \n\nHaving had a dish besides what I got that I thought was stellar, along with a dish that I thought was pretty good, I'd put this place up there pretty high.  Points to La Val's!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WSgl_sqy1MpQ7Gse23jwWw", "date": "2009-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pCNRyv2mD0N1jUHsPtZZLw", "text": "This place is pretty ok for grabbing lunch near campus--the veggie sandwich is fine. Good place for getting an afternoon beer, too, and has large tvs if you want to catch the game. And a pool table! The tables are large, too, if you need to grade some papers while you eat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RTs6tEiwRV7FId3V1Q7F1g", "text": "I love this place! My friends recommended La Val's as a very nice Italian restaurant, so when I visited for the first time, I expected big bucks. But that was quite the contrary. HUGE servings, $3 pizza and $7-8 pasta is pretty darn reasonable. I've had their pizzas, pastas, and salads, and none of them failed to impress me.\n\nAnother (a bit more person) reason I love La Val's is their service. I always take my friends to La Val's for their birthdays, and for a good reason, too. Free drinks hehe ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iUzs3L0Vlj3ohHihnhgq8A", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S0vI0OhLPJTmyyX35QoW4Q", "text": "The crust of the pizza is divine - a really tasty thin crust that's both crispy and doughy. The toppings seem fresh and they don't murder the vegetables on the pizzas. I enjoyed the mushroom and spinach slice. The pasta is good too, and the portions are generous.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9flQa-l4e_AjOl_lMyW80w", "date": "2009-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SkMsVhtaB_Nujd-kUZFb_w", "text": "My friends take me here to watch Cal football games. The food is average but the pitchers are cheap and the they have a large screen TV.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wJvM2AkRunHJy47wx-GYdw", "text": "A friend and I ordered a pizza for delivery last night and we waited 90 minutes for that pizza (and a side salad that we HAD to order to get it delivered).  By the time we got the pizza, it was soggy and lukewarm.  You know how it is . . . when you want pizza, you want pizza!\n\nWe called the place twice checking on the order.  It just sucked - I wish that wasn't my first experience with them.  \n\nSoggy Pizza -- I can't really even judge that pizza, can I?  Since it was the box's fault . . . but it's NOT the box's fault - it was the delivery strategy . . . Perhaps invest in a GPS (so the blame isn't on bad directions) - we were only 1 mile away.\n\nSo . . . 2 stars for service . . .", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_BjKWJbikKLqCczmXtVnkQ", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WvVXH2AeHoMQtBfL1MeRIg", "text": "You can find me here before making the hike up to Memorial Stadium for CAL football. Good pizza for the price, great pitchers of beer at a reasonable  price. A nice place to meet friends for the game, get there early though, the tables will be taken. You don't want to be the guy in Cal hat holding a pizza and pitcher looking for a place to sit?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pIqyI7rkq0JMKdwQ6nUDBQ", "date": "2005-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yGL5PhoMFlO2a_RM0MXrZA", "text": "Seriously, this place is amazing!\nFor a \"mini\" which is about the size of any pizza place's small, it is only about $3.99 (for cheese) or $4.50 (for pep!)\nAnd, all pizzas come with a free refill drink. How can you go wrong?\nOn a budget? Want good pizza? Need some grub between classes?\nHello? La Val's Pizza is the place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gnRcVb8-1Ds2U0Dc-N8pSA", "date": "2009-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZAElfb7whz5G1P-iF00qAQ", "text": "This place serves:\n\n- The blandest fettuccine alfredo I've ever had. No amount of parmesan cheese was able to save that dish.\n- The soggiest, least-appetizing Greek salad ever.\n- Mediocre Athenian (Greek-topping) pizza.\n\nIt's amazing how even La Burrita next door serves more appetizing fare than La Val's.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2008-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZhKcBRLP6F_gCm_7RJyVeA", "text": "The best lunch place around campus. They have reasonably priced good quality food throughout the board. Salads, Sandwiches, Pizza, Pasta.\nI come here every week with colleagues and as there is a Mexican place connected and with the benches outside it's perfect.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g17SRhDD6YTATkJIJAdNkQ", "date": "2012-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zZknybBLGsyN8-3JadxU-A", "text": "Jenna, you are way too nice. I never ate there, but judging from your experience, it must have been awful! I ordered delivery after receiving a coupon and there is one thing that stands out - the sauce is nasty. I can't get past the sauce. Maybe I'll give them another shot sometime - their prices are quite low afterall - but for now, two stars.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DzjvkZwIEeIVL0lIRSKEtw", "date": "2009-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "97_bYGlxg4dG0iBb6Ola9Q", "text": "La Val's is a good campus pizza joint -- it's cheap, they have huge slices, and when you buy a slice or a personal pizza it comes with a free drink. $3.50 for lunch (slice + 16oz drink) can't be beaten on the Northside. My favorite slice is the Athenian but the combination and hawaiian slices are also good.\nBBQ chicken doesn't come in slices but if you \"splurge\" for a personal pizza (5.50 with drink) it can be yours. Delicious.\nThat said:\n-1/2 star for greasiness (yes, it is possible to make pizza that doesn't drip grease)\n-1/2 star for putting my friend's slice and my slice in the same, tiny pizza box on a day when we had to take our pizza to go. They stacked my pizza on top of his so I ended up getting grease all over my hands and face 10 min before I had to give a presentation. Mostly my fault I guess but they could have definitely done a better packaging job.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6i85NJg8YL4jcK8kROrkVw", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kYfdsjaIKhlG_Dr1_Q0K_Q", "text": "I've been forced to go here far too many times (darn Northside classes!).\n\nAvoid the flat and oily pizza!\n\nNEVER get the eggplant parmesean sandwich! NEVER. They don't do anything with the eggplant. No cooking whatsoever. They just slice it into two strips, place it in a sandwich, and expect it to cook as they toast the bread. It made me gag when I ate it.\n\nThis place is a sleazy pizza joint. Expect to see tons of people stopping by solo just to grab a cheap-ish bite to eat. I'd say the price range is around $3-10. So yes, it is very college and purse friendly. But that is about it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2009-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "poyfDPCGD30wkIVi9VKvtw", "text": "La Val's is a totally unremarkable take on thin-crust pizza, but it's not without its saving graces. They've got an inexpensive lunch special, a selection of beer, and a pinball machine. There's also a lot of space and the game's always on, which is unique on the Northside.\n\nSo don't worry that the pizza's lacking; there are other reasons to come here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o2kQadTslz2YPdN5wBOHbw", "date": "2008-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TQtFmlIPLOJb_SZ9st8GMA", "text": "Eating here is awesome. Eating the food here is not so awesome.\n\nAllow me to explain. The environment is fun and cool, especially for college students and sports fans. It's fun to watch football games here, hang out with friends, get pitchers of beer, and just have a great time.  A great time, at least, until you order the pizza. I'm not saying the pizza is outright horrible or unedible, it's just not very good. I wish they would allow you to bring Blondie's or Fat Slice in, cuz then it would be awesome.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JqrVuq8XcSI-VJF-T8HYJw", "date": "2008-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2-dVpranrjfXlDZ3yqs86w", "text": "I don't love La Val's, but it has the distinct advantage of being convenient.  They have a fine small selection of beers on tap, a good variety of pizzas and plenty of space for large groups and study sessions.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2010-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eEyk0j6XT2ui1Gxy5pk_VQ", "text": "This place is great. I used to frequent the LaVal's on Durant and once that place closed down I made the switch to the Euclid one.\n\nLaVals has a lot of space. Plenty of booths and seating.\n\nThe food is a steal (in my opinion). Slices run you about 2.50-3$, but for those who might take two or three slices to get full, I suggest the pastas. Their pastas are dense and filling, also served with two slices of garlic bread. The garlic bread is just alright, a little dry, but still good for sopping up pasta sauce.\n\nA tidbit: you can add chicken/meat to veggie pastas. Definitely delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "T0RwWrAdU6kRDC1n-ROZRw", "date": "2012-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0wt8WBPcVqK7XhFDRJRfMg", "text": "When I lived in Berkeley, La Val's was one of my favorite places to grab a slice of pizza.  The food is reasonably priced (it's cheaper than Blondie's) and the slices are large.  The flavor isn't bad either.  I like the pizza's sauce and its texture.  I'd describe the texture as more thin/crunchy than thick/chewy.   On the whole, the pizza is on the thin side.  (But it's not super thin, like some pizza can get.)  When you bite through it, the top half of the pizza (which contains the dough, cheese, and toppings) is soft; the bottom half (which is the crust) is crunchy.  So, to complete your bite, you have to firmly bite downward at the end.  The other nice thing about this place is that it is quite clean and it has an open feel to it.  This is a nice change from the grimier, darker joints on Telegraph.  On the whole, this is a great place to enjoy some pizza and beer (there are a number of options on tap).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Bp53nnuhCWPFemiWuGI25Q", "date": "2006-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "FPIpyIpbT_uuvKlMLwT7KA", "text": "La Vals is not for the picky or the weak stomach(ed) and here's why.. \n\nSince I live on the north side of campus, I often find myself going to La Vals. It is pretty big, has comfortable seating, a big TV  and open till about 10:30ish.\n\nI have always accepted the food as being mediocre and gulped it down without complaining (for the aforementioned reasons). However, the last two times that I have been to La Vals, I have been exceedingly disappointed.\n\nIncident 1\n\nCall and ordered food for take out ( 2 slices of cheese pizza, one tuna melt on sourdough roll). I was informed that it would be ready in 15-30 minutes. Within 15 minutes I was standing in line, waiting for my food. \nNeedless to say it was not ready in fact, they informed me that they were out of cheese pizza slices altogether.  I am still wondering why they failed to mention this over the phone. \n\nAll in all, after waiting for about 30 minutes in La Vals, I came home with a cold tuna melt with tonnes of mayo on it and a seemingly stale cheese pizza.  \n\nIncident 2\n\nWent to La Vals and Ordered  Shrimp Alfredo and once again, a slice of cheese pizza and a tuna melt on sourdough roll (some people never learn!)\n\nThe pizza slice was stale, the tuna melt was given on wheat bread despite it saying clearly on the receipt that it should be on a sourdough roll and it had a little black insect crawling on it, before eventually disappearing into the deluge of mayo.\n\nDespite the pasta having an inch of oil at the bottom, it was delicious!! Unfortunately, it did not quite agree with my tummy and I had to suffer unnecessary gas, cramps and the cherry on top, diarrhea.\n\nI hope La Vals starts to pay more attention to it's food quality and the health of it's customers.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aZK6CwG3efw2RIgtN0bRgw", "date": "2011-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 11, "useful": 11, "funny": 14}, "review_id": "eOphFJF3xcr88RRdyfH2kQ", "text": "La Val's is never my first choice. Actually, La Val's is never my second choice. La Val's is always rather low except on days when I too am feeling rather depressed. Then La Val's fills the void in my heart in a pinch.\n\nIn essence, La Val's is the sort of place I think to go when I want a large piece of grease covered carbs only half a block from my house. It's usually when you're having a bad time with a relationship or work or other aspects in your life. It's days when your dinner would be nothing more than coffee, cigarettes, whiskey and aspirin, but you have decided to be intelligent and substantiate it with something a bit more satisfying. Those are the days that inspire me to go to La Val's.\n\nI found myself at La Val's on Sunday for one of the reasons listed above. I ordered the Hawaiian pizza slice, which weirds me out a bit because it has regular bacon and green peppers as well (and not nearly enough pineapple). They didn't heat up the slice as much as I would have liked and in retrospect, I should have gotten the entirely greasy pepperoni because it is always a safe bet. I also ordered their small garlic cheese bread, which was a large serving but really not good (how you screw up garlic cheese bread, I'm still not quite sure).\n\nThe inside is nice. Large TVs, videogames and billiards -- but the service is absolute crap. It's the sort of place I only go for takeout because there are much better places to hang out or watch a game.\n\nAnd some days, you just need greasy takeout to fill that stupid void in your soul.\n\nDamn you inner fat child. Damn you 8 year old self that still thinks eating your problems away is the answer to everything.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2010-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 15, "useful": 16, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "oNyQ-KNAqLSyk7UO4RfIIw", "text": "2nd only to Gioia's for pizza in Berkeley.\n\nIf you want tomato sauce on yer pie you better ask for it because it's not automatic.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Syt_iQqW_c9T2_lrvsddqQ", "date": "2008-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4y4zIcTn2W0g60GxDjH9vw", "text": "La Val's is an institution and I feel guilty for even dissing it.  But I have to be honest.  I owe it to Yelp and to my elite status!\n\nOkay, when I was in law school, I had so much La Val's pizza.  That's because it's the only place that APALSA could afford (\"Come to the APALSA meeting today - free food! \"  How many times did I come to these meetings only to get disappointed when I saw those four boxes of La Val's pizza).    Let's face it.  It's cheap pizza for the masses.  \n\nThere's no nuance here.  It's cardboard crust and gooey cheese definitely sustained me during law school, but I haven't been back since l graduated from law school...I will give La Val's one thing:  it's cheap.  And Cheap is always good.  My Asian genes will always appreciate cheap, and when you're a student, you really don't have much choice!  \n\nOne plus for La Val's is that the Euclid location has a huge screen T.V. where you can watch baseball games and hang out with friends (I think the Durant location closed down).  I know this sounds snotty but my hubby wanted to go in there during a game when we were hanging out and I made him order food elsewhere for us (Bongo Burger, I think), and then we watched the game from outside the storefront window!  That's how opposed I am to eating La Val's.\n\nLa Val's, you fed me during law school and I'll always be thankful...but man, I sure had to down those slices of pizza with lots of coke.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ELnrKCNezEFhbvH7vnqrug", "date": "2007-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lKP8TljF6zbA5dhVrn49pg", "text": "Probably one of the worst pizza places in Berkeley.  I only went here when I was forced by other friends.  They do have a huge big screen and cheap beer.  So eh, I guess if you're into sports and beer, this was the place to be.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Jd17L6-fmSZzzF-0Fhjhxg", "date": "2007-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "aGCGJk78YJ--GD4AujJi3w", "text": "La Val's was my first exposure to pizza in California. Coming from the pizza capital of America (Beverly, Massachusetts), pizza in La Vals is perfectly analogous to burritos in Beverly. Awful. It's as if La Vals had only heard of pizza -- bread, sauce, cheese, toppings \"sure, we can do that\" -- before opening a pizzeria. I'd put it head-to-head with the pizza my elementary school served on Fridays, and there you lost half your cheese to the wax paper.\n\nBonus star because the beer is cheap and the TV is large.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3oU16_UIFqLR-UKkyeWkSw", "date": "2007-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "6VboATsxihtAS0ocDFIOxQ", "text": "It was sweet the time I came here with my buddies and one of my friends, who was prone to goofball mistakes, accidentally sprinkles sugar all over his slice, thinking it was salt.  (Not sure how you'd make that mistake or why you'd even need to put salt on a slice of friggin' La Val's pizza for that matter.)  He freaked out and got all frustrated and mad at himself. Sweet!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IDVX4Is4CanREchBmpFXoA", "date": "2006-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6QDxEaCBRZ4RBqQr6ZS0bQ", "text": "For the price they offer it's a good quality. Of course, it's not culinary masterpieces but it's eatable, it's very close to the campus, it's very fast and they always have pretty cheap lunch specials. I go there with my little daughter sometimes, it's super convenient, she plays outside in the little outdoor seating area while I eat. I would give them four stars for convenience and low prices but the food is little bit too oily, so only three.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jHrrlhsJD9XL1Nj6SOcdlg", "date": "2010-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n4XBJk2WNEuumvF_5CVWQA", "text": "I've only been here for lunch, but it looks as if it can be a fun place for late-night hangouts or for weekend games.  I've had the Barbecue Chicken (mini) and it is certainly more than enough for one person.  It comes with a complimentary drink with unlimited refills.  Not the cleanest place, but there is outdoor seating, which is nice if you are in a group and other people want to order from La Burrita.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9GmuevI6TbHhyuW7YXSVXw", "date": "2008-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p4-TFlLh8GNqtAkBiObAaQ", "text": "I've been away from Berkeley for awhile..but the places I always hit when I'm there are\n\n1)La Vals Pizza on Euclid\n2)Steven's Korean BBQ on Durant\n3)Top Dogg on Durant\n4)Liu's Kitchen on Solano in El Cerrito\n\nThese 4 places make Berkeley worth coming too EVERY time..I just can't get these flavors and textures and foods at THIS PRICE in the South Bay.\n\nLaVals was my favorite pizza place in the bay area for thin slices.\n\nI went to school here in Berkeley and lived on the crazier south side where LaVals had their second store.  Every day at lunch..I'd get a coupon for a slice and free drink for 2.50.   You can't beat that!\n\nAh..college has since gone and the south side LaVals has since gone as well.\n\nThe only one that remains is the one on North side Berkeley on Euclid. North Side doesn't have the crazy homeless guys or the rastafarian white kids w/blonde dreads...\n\nJust has the geeky undergrads who probably would be on the VH1 show \"the pick up artist\".  \n\nThe pizza at lavals?\n\nIt's like larger slices of round table pizza but crispier and a stronger sauce.\n\nI love saucey food.   LaVals tomatoe sauce is so good...combined w/a combo slice w/the veggies and sausage and pepperoni hitting you all at once..it really satisfies the palette.\n\nThe thinner LaVals pizza totally give you way more flavor than say Blondies or Fat Slice on South Side.   Blondies and Fat Slice are known more for SIZE than TASTE.  They end up tasting very doughy in the end...while La vals gives you a slight crunch w/your toppings..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KTJXAtoMAOe1zL-ZaXtNvA", "date": "2007-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PLZ4iMvkyzuLBTFt6UAF4g", "text": "Alright so this place has decent food. Personally I love their pizza, but if I had to compare it to somewhere else I would say that it tasted most like a pizza you buy at the market and pop into your oven but better. They give your large slices and at a great price.\n\nThe four star rating is more weighted on the theater and shows downstairs. I've been able to catch a couple shows downstairs and it's an experience like no other. The shows feel intimate and enthralling because of the structure of the small downstairs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L3ilyT4_HZUqdkHrZfkIIg", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r9e2XBZ5P16FXiTQUaJQOA", "text": "Despite it's name, the Pizza isn't why I go to La Val's. It's close to home, on the North-side of campus, and usually open late. While the Pizza is okay, especially for the price, for me the real magic of La Val's happens with the other selections on the menu. \n\nThe Pizza is satisfying, but if you want the best La Val's has to offer... try the salads, pastas, and sandwiches. I usually will order a sandwich and the spinach salad, which comes loaded with onions, bleu cheese, tomatoes and balsamic vinaigrette.\n\nThere's plenty of seating, a big screen TV usually showing a sporting event, and a pool table. Drinks are reasonably priced also.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0ZRUoUDNKCCknaP_yvhMAA", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "seBjo-Efv2K_Om2OWNrQAg", "text": "La Val's seems like your typical college hangout pizza spot, complete with big tv's to watch sports and a pool table, but the food is just meh. I've tried their pizza and while you get huge slices for what you pay, the quality is just okay and I'd MUCH prefer Cheeseboard which is the same price. I've also had the Veggie Sandwich (provolone, avocado, cucumber, lettuce, tomato, onion) which comes with a side of potato salad, but there's nothing special going on with that either. I don't really like potato salad in general, but sadly they don't let you substitute anything for it. \n\nThere's lots of space and tables, so it's a good place if you have a large group or want to catch a sports game, but I probably wouldn't come here unless other friends wanted to since there's so many better choices around the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YtVJ23eREBe_fLiY9nNdFA", "text": "Like many others have said, La Val's is just...eh. It's not the best pizza around, but it's the only pizza place on North Side. There's much better places in downtown, and you can't go wrong with Blondie's or Fat Slice on Telegraph.\n\nThe last time I was here, my professor treated the whole class out after our final project design expo. 40+ starving engineers in one room is quite a sight to see. Every time a pizza would come out, half the room would sprint to the table in hopes of getting a slice. Unlimited soft drinks made the heat that much more bearable as well. As an area for large groups, La Val's works perfectly, with plenty of tables and lot of room for movement.\n\nThe pizza is pretty mediocre, though. They have pretty decent variety, but sometimes it feels like you're just eating a frozen pizza you bought from Safeway. Let's just say I don't think they'll ever be able to pull off a thin crust pizza. Having said that though, try it for yourself because when it comes to pizza, personal choice is king.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3OQIrren3aaNDW-ceYvKkw", "text": "Great place for pizza but unfortunately nothing compared to Cheeseboard.\n\nThe pizzas are huge slices but very thin. The place also offers more than just pizza - pastas, sandwiches, salads, and appetizers. My favorite apps were the CHEESE STICKS! Super goood :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7e5PyL21a86UGgcI_6LG-Q", "text": "Depending on the reason why you want pizza, this place might be the right or wrong place for you. If you are looking for a quick fast-food pizza, then do not go here. It took 20 minutes for 2 slices of pepperoni pizza. On the bright side, the pizza is fresh and hot because they make it after you order. The cool thing is they also serve beer and they have plenty of seats.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vbu7s6ysk9GR1euGiri9Jg", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "d4JmDa3Gj5Ls4cOLIc35tg", "text": "I don't like the pizza here, which is why it doesn't get more stars, but I enjoy some of the other food on the menu, so I'll continue to come here.  As far as the sandwiches go, my favorite is the pastrami.  I'm not as big a fan of the tuna melt or the meatball, and I haven't tried the other ones. I wouldn't call the pastas the best I've ever had, but they're not bad, they're plentiful and cheap, and they come with tasty garlic bread. They have a pretty good selection of beer, so someone looking for beer should be able to find something they like. It's a good place to go to watch a sports game, but if it's a popular one, make sure you go there early so that you can get a seat. Since I work on the north side of the UC Berkeley campus, it's a convenient place to go for lunch, or with a group for Cal games with food and a pitcher of beer.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AOJMY-Lr7IJl0n8YcuzZog", "date": "2009-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "E163N2qy6YicIeJvv7rHMA", "text": "Good memories/good pizza! My professor took us here for an end-of-the-year get together since our class was on north side. The pizza is really yum (maybe I'm biased because I'm eating with good friends!) but it's also affordable and the portions are really good. Definitely worth the money/gives you great value!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hTpS0gy8jfiQQXmszzm9Ng", "text": "I think the equation here is in favor of the business:\nacceptable pizza + reasonable prices\nOther than that....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dBrSL_PJzwTs0OE_V13CXw", "date": "2009-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mq1HILClw_2hsAk2B7_2Ow", "text": "This place was a pleasant surprise! Hiked up here after studying at Mainstacks with 2 of my friends and it looks somewhat janky...but the spaghetti & meatballs I ordered hit the spot! (better than Gypsy's spaghetti & meatballs) And my friend's pasta order (something with chicken, mushrooms & sundried tomatoes) was good also. I've never had the pizza here so idk how that is but I think about coming back here sometimes. If only if weren't so far..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UzAKbe1oYPn1ZbLaF9mE1Q", "text": "So alright, like mentioned earlier, Italian food is my favorite.  \n\nAnd this one,  in terms of the quality for the buck, is A-OK.  La Val's is actually pretty much the same as Gypsy's in that they both cater to the busy and broke college student, but when I'm craving Italian (which is more often than you know), I'd much rather come here than go to Gypsy's for two reasons: they're much faster and efficient (your food arrives in a timely manner), plus their garlic bread is tastier than Gypsy's version (essentially bland even as we speak).\n\nHowever, although they are much better than Gypsy's, this is not to say they aren't faulty on certain things; their setup needs to be further organized for greater efficiency.  \n\nHere are my suggestions to La Val's:\n\n1) Please place trays next to the food pick-up window.  I am coming from school with books in my hand, and I cannot possibly carry my books, 2 plates of food, and a drink in my two hands.  Nada.\n\n2) Why not have a bussing station so that customers can bus their own tables if you are not going to stay on top of it?  Several times I've come in with my hands full, looking for available tables and shocked to find that dishes and dirty napkins from previous customers have been left sitting there for what seems to be a long time.\n\n3) Your brewed ice tea, although from Lipton, tastes kind of weird.  Please replace with a tastier version.\n\n4) Please place utensils near the food pick-up window because when my hands are full with 2 places of food, a drink, and books, I really don't want to walk over to the other side of the room, and use another hand to get the fork.  Essentially, I'd like to place everything from napkins to utensils onto my plate/tray before heading out to the dining area.\n\nOther than that, I think it's great La Val's has comfy seats, a big-screen TV to accomodate my Obama news, and a pool table.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Y5j_2YR42UHvWZOtALgjCw", "date": "2008-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VR3s1DGYof2xVtVcoFQqGg", "text": "There are a ton of things to like about La Val's Northside, making it hard for me to decide how to start off the review. I've eaten here MANY times, and I've never come upon anything on the menu that I didn't like. The great thing is that seemingly similar items actually give you vastly different impressions. My problem is that I'm always in the neighborhood, so I eat at the same places very frequently, causing me to branch out into different things on the menu that I wouldn't normally order.\n\nFor example, I would never typically get any kind of pizza without meat, but the options at La Val's are actually superb. The days when I walk in and the Slice of the Day is their Margherita (light olive oil, mozzarella, feta cheese, fresh tomato, fresh basil, garlic) definitely give me that funny feeling inside because I love that slice SO MUCH. The Athenian style is also quite good despite the lack of meat. But lately I've been fixated on the plain cheese slice. I swear they must do something different to it because I've never tasted a \"plain\" cheese slice that tastes so complex. It's like they sprinkle MSG or THC or something else amazing on top, I can't stop eating it. Of course the combo and other meat-tastic slices and pies are good as well.\n\nWhat I like about the pizza probably comes down to the crust - you can tell they spent a while trying to get the right balance of crispy and sturdy, and I think they nailed it. For total value the \"mini\" pizza is the best way to go, you get a pie about twice the size of a \"personal\" you'd order anywhere else, they toss the dough right in front of you, and you can have whatever you want on it. Plus a free soda. I went through a phase where I had a mini mushroom salami linguica and black olive for lunch about 3 times a week. It's like 6 bucks out the door, which is pretty amazing if you ask me.\n\nThe Ceasar salad (with or without chicken) is another favorite (and you get a load of it), the Greek Salad is also good, and the fruit salad and \"Tiramisu\" (totally inauthentic but delicious nonetheless) are also nice treats though I'd say those two are overpriced, particularly in comparison to the rest of what I usually get for lunch (a huge-ass slice and a soda with refill for three bucks? Sign me up!). The pastas are also good for a change of pace, I like when they have the Penne with meat sauce on special (six bucks for pasta, garlic bread and soda).\n\nService is about what you'd expect - for the most part quick and efficient, usually friendly. But during lunch this place gets BUSY. So expect to have to wait a few extra minutes to pick up your food. They expect you to stay on top of your number and watch the electronic boards for when it comes up, they pretty much won't call the numbers out, so if you want your slice hot, you kinda have to lurk in the \"lobby\" area. I've had some pretty funny conversations with some of the cashiers they've got, which is nice to show some personality.\n\nThere's also a sweet beer selection, though I normally don't take advantage of this because I'm usually eating lunch. I think the beers are like 3 bucks for a pint, which is pretty damn good considering you can get a Boont Amber or a Stella for half the price you'd pay at the Mallard or wherever.\n\nAtmosphere is cool, they usually have semi-indie rock playing on the overheads and ESPN showing on two big-screens in the dining rooms. Again, during lunch the place gets packed but if you can hold off til 1 or 2 in the afternoon you can pretty much have the run of the place. They'll even change the channel if there's something you wanna watch. For nice days there's picnic tables out in the courtyard too.\n\nI live in Albany so I don't get delivery from here that much, but I've talked with the drivers a few times when I was hanging around playing the arcade games, and they seem pretty cool. One guy told me some funny stories that I'd never have thought would really happen about delivering pizza.\n\nAll in all I have to say this La Val's exemplifies what a 5-star Yelp review means to me. Good food, plentiful portions, good price, strong and fast service. I imagine I'll continue to eat here for a good long while.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0tDTnbo1ClKQYlRuj86vEw", "date": "2009-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Wg23Rft4zn95vI1dlH-wRw", "text": "It always smells all good and garlicky when you walk in.  \n\nOf course, then there's the occasional hottie behind the counter...and beer, and...(okay, I'm a poser, I don't really drink beer...but everyone else there who orders it seems to like it!)\n\nThen you have the brilliant theater below.\n\nSIGH...food alcohol and art.  Can I live here?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tuXEsjHFhjVNSWgdufiBwg", "date": "2007-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xtyG8JumCkKFxsO-qbF2GQ", "text": "Disclaimer: My experiences at La Val's were unfortunately tainted by watching so many Cal football defeats...\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: two stars.\n\nIf you are looking for top quality pizza, look elsewhere. If you are looking for greasy gooey slabs of bread with cheese and tomato sauce, La Val's is the place.\n\nI suffered through La Val's mostly because it was the only pizza place on North Side and because it had the TV that was constantly tuned into college football. It's saving grace was their sandwiches. If I was ordering to go, I would get a turkey sandwich.\n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: zero stars.\n\nThe layout was confusing, and it reeked of \"Berkeley.\" Then again, every North Side Berkeley establishment reeked of what every other place in the world would call an \"undesirable.\"", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "KyKmCsd7zYL1PZJgNfuZLA", "text": "I love their pasta... but I love all pasta. But THEIR pasta is cheap, so I love it just a bit more! I would have given them 5 stars but I feel like they cook a bit slow (or maybe I'm just hungry by the time I find some damn parking around the place?) and also, their personal pizzas aren't really filling - they're very thin and I think I could eat the whole thing plus some. So I don't usually get the pizza.\n\nPlus, I don't really appreciate their choice of TV, and one time, me and my friends are eating and this hobo just comes up to our table and starts staring at us.... for... a... long... time... ah, well, Berkeley. But usually the store owners would DO something about it, you know? That never happened. He then moved on to stare at a family with 2 little kids... like... he's gonna eat the little kids or something...\n\nAnd what's with the fake door at the front facing Euclid? Like, ha-ha, it's a door oh no it isn't cuz you can't come in... meh. Maybe I'm just bitter because the first time ever I ate at La Val's, I was standing there like a moron trying to open the door for at least a full minute it seems.\n\nBut regardless of all my little complaints, it's cheap and it's pretty good. Although I MIGHT go out on a limb and say go to Gypsy's for pasta... more selection, but a hell of a crazy wait sometimes too. And way worse parking situation on southside. So I think I retract that limb.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2008-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Mr8ly-Q6f-q4Ry-ISyatRA", "text": "Beer, wine, pizza, pasta, salad, and a PLAY?! Hook, line and sinker for me baby. If you don't know what \"hook, line and sinker\" means, go here: http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/hook,+line,+and+sinker\n\nI came here tonight to watch a modern day take on Antigone (Greek Tragedy) which was held in the basement of La Val's. To my surprise, this little theater was done quite well. Play was well done with tragedy and humor entwined into the story. Hats off to all of the production crew, cast and others who put this together!\n\nI ordered a mini Athenian pizza and Greek small salad. Beware. Mini pizza is the perfect, and that small salad would have sufficed filling me up for dinner just by itself! DID I MENTION DELICIOUS? Deloshously deliciousness in my MOUFH.\n\nFYI they have hella seating, a pool table, but only two stalls designated for each gender. Best part is that you can go outside with your alcoholic beverages and sit in the quad area. Only down side is that you can't smoke there. Whatever, I left happy! I'd def come back. Try the ATHENIAN! It kicked my ass harder than any Spartan could FO SHO.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LFha-r2VljAzN13YwySTXw", "date": "2009-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fEDH9BZyNUK5rOCu5NQWxQ", "text": "A staple of the Berkeley engineering student's diet, La Val's is truly a Northside institution. Show up at noon on a weekday and you'll wait 20 minutes just to get a slice of pizza because half of the engineering students on campus are here for lunch -- avoid it at this time if at all possible.\n\nAt any other time, La Val's is great. They serve up some quality food. Pizzas are fresh and have thin crust, which I really love (being a New Yorker and all). They have some pretty great topping combos too -- I like that they sort of bridge New York and California pizza styles. Pasta entrees, salads, and sandwiches are all solid too. And portions are _huge_, which is probably why they're a perennial favorite with students. Pay a little, eat a lot. \n\nIt's noisy, particularly on big sports game days when they have a big TV showing the game (pizza, beer, and football? Good combo!) and are packed to bursting with hungry fans. There's a pool table and a handful of arcade machines if you want to entertain yourself while waiting for your food. \n\nLast thing: don't miss the theater downstairs. La Val's Subterranean Theater is currently home to Impact Theatre, who produce a nice mix of standards and off-beat new works. They'll let you bring your pizza and beer downstairs to watch the show, which is even better. \n\nAll in all a great thing to have around, even if I do get tired of it being one of the few options for a quick lunch on Northside that takes credit cards -- I've probably eaten here about a hundred times in my undergrad career at Berkeley...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vjWMqGJ9bJpUQ_1t44IuTQ", "date": "2010-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RWU0CY_MF3SgLqq2D1936Q", "text": "LA Vals -- North Campus Staple.\n\nBest thin baked pizza in the area - and you have many to chose from.\nIts been on the north side of UCB since i was kid - so that is\na very long time.\n\nThe Pasta works - but the huge party pizza is perfect for a small\ncrowd and a pitcher.\n\nIn the BASEMENT - one of the best little Black Boxes around. Some\ngreat local theater hosts the basement - very you and the actor and the\nguys playing pool above you. Always adds to the natural sound of what ever play you are seeing.\n\nParking is not bad in the 09's vs the late 70's when no one could park any where. \n\nSOUTH SIDE VERSION CLOSED IN 08 -", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kAi4aI4sqfdJ7nFj4Urs0A", "date": "2009-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kA9AscpzUcSgyTXHKrDelg", "text": "There's so much better food in Berkeley.  La Val's is bland or not good.  Their garlic bread tastes like feet.  Their pasta is blah.  Their pizza is also blah on cardboardyness.\n\nIn the next 4 years or so of being here, I vow never to come here again.  Unless it's free.  Can't complain about free food!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PjYaEnWRFB7uogiAeaXQQA", "date": "2010-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B58vEMDJGPHH0sNEL5d50A", "text": "The first time I went to this place was when the movie \"The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension\" came out.  I found out about a fan club for the movie and they were pretty active.  So, being the nerd that I am I went there to hang out with the \"Blue Blood Irregulars\" I think the club was called.  \n\nThe pizza was incredibly delicius.  And they served beer.  The beer looked so delicious.  I wanted some but I don't remember if I got any or not...I was like 12 years old.  \n\nI went back to this La Val's location when I was older and it was still yummy.  I like this area of Berkeley, right by the campus, yet pretty quiet.  When I was older I would go to this area to drink and party.\n\nGood memories.  I should go back there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8Nvvqnb60aFlZutylZd-Aw", "date": "2007-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FFpTFF2i0cnszqjsLoyVGg", "text": "when i think of la vals, i think of slices:\r\n\r\nslice of pizza\r\nslice of the day\r\nslice of life\r\nslice it anyway you want to\r\nslices and dices\r\nsliced thin\r\nsliced it\r\n\r\na good lunch place. reasonable and economical. not bad for dinner either with their $0.99 dinner salad (got to get those veggies). they have a big tv to watch sports on, although the quality of the image is totally wack. i'm talking 1990s projection big screen here.\r\n\r\ntheir downstairs theatre is supposed to be good too...\r\n...if you're into that kind of thing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EzRd6jmBYxL_G_SaE-xdvQ", "date": "2006-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_gL8xldiynKqg2BK1y8h2w", "text": "A lot of the \"Real New York Pizza\" people will be terribly disappointed, but I must say: when I first tried pizza from this LaVal's, I had the most powerful memory of what plain Italian-American cheese pizza tasted like when I was I young and East Coastal--eating Mac's on the Wildwood boardwalk while still in a stroller, eating boxed take-out from the neighborhood place in middle school, eating late-night slices in Manhattan on my way back to the Port Authority bus terminal in high school.  Yeah, like that.  The white-flour crust foldable slices that drip pepperoni grease out the back. The wax-paper service (almost like the Authentic New York Paper Plate). The thin-but-not-cracker, chewy-but-not-rubbery crust. The steamy, bready smell that leads all the others when you open the box.\n\nIt's not California pizza. It's not Neapolitan pizza. It's not Northern Italian pizza. It's not Boston North End pizza. It's not Figs pizza. It's not Gioia pizza. It sure ain't my homemade pizza.\n\nBut yeah, this is exactly how I remember Real New York pizza.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GgpUb0DEOdbmkFJEfT1vgw", "date": "2008-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "462xcu7M1L0Fjm6JgSYJnA", "text": "The 2nd star is because La Val's makes me feel good about myself. Good about myself for being able to stop eating pizza before I'm even close to full.  I'm an indulgent person, but even I can say no to La Val's.  \n\nI want to know what their secret is for delivering a consistently shitty-ass product for at least a decade (I'll only speak to the length of time i've been exposed to them, but I doubt they took a sudden down-turn in quality as soon as I walked through the door - I don't think I have that effect on people...) and continuing to be financially successful in this, the food mecca of the U.S. \n\nof course it's cheap. I'm pretty sure they make the dough out of recycled paper. or recycled unfinished slices that people with good sense just walk away from.\n\nOh - and i really enjoyed seeing that RAT gnawing on a crust out in the patio last time I was there.  At least someone's eating it...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BXIKnrmyL67A4C5nN2FbNg", "date": "2007-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zOlXm6gBKsXaoGm2qm6YTg", "text": "Average pizza, but good location.\nSauce is a little too thin- leaning me towards a 2 star rating for the actual pizza, but the locationis good and it's well laid out inside.  \nI had fruit salad last time I was there and all the fruit was ripe and it was all cut into even chunks, making it easy to eat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AGm0ij7gr0KsB34LDRInNw", "date": "2009-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "omZTA0Cs6oM3dBC7WLfSyQ", "text": "3 stars for (really) cheap beer.\n\nNo extras for the food, though it's cheap and plentiful.  There appeared to be no pesto in my pesto chicken pasta.  Confused=me.\n\nHey.  There's a theatre company in the basement, called Impact.  They're good.  You should go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2Dg4fbWB1uqouXC2X48E6g", "date": "2009-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UBL4ozqR-HZEB8Q9ZghDEw", "text": "I got my first taste of tomato-less pizza at La Val's, and came back very often as a student stuck on Northside for most of my college years. This place has your typical pepperoni and other \"boring\" slices, as well as special combo ones like veggie, Hawaiian and the Athenian. They are very well made, not too greasy except the pepperoni and cheese options, which often have little puddles of grease in the pepperoni (eww...). The slices are of a good size, bigger than my head, with crunchy chewy crusts and just the right proportions of toppings.\n\nThe salad dishes are decent, nothing noteworthy, but you might want to stay away from the pasta. I found them a bit stale and flavorless. The sandwiches are a mixed bag. Ham and cheese is just, well, ham and cheese; you might as well go for the Italian sausage.\n\nSo it's a pizza place. Anything to make it stand out from, say, the Southside spots like Blondie's or Fat Slice? Well, there are three arcade games at La Val's (which I rarely see anyone play). A pool table sits under a wall-mounted flat-screen TV, while another TV hangs in the main dining area. La Val's is definitely more of a sit-down place unlike Blondie's and Fat Slice, with its various beers on tap and games playing on TV like baseball or basketball, depending on the season. Of course, beer and games make for a loud place, so if you want someplace more quiet, better get your food to-go and move somewhere else. It can also get very crowded, leaving you with no option but the outside seats, which are not protected from weather.\n\nThe service is ok. You order, you wait, you pick your food up. Very straightforward, no hassles. The only complaint I have is that the only way to check the status of your order is by the LED boards in the main dining area and above the pick-up counter. No one calls out your number, and there are a few seats that are poorly positioned to give you a good view of the boards. Read: neck-craning every minute. Ouch.\n\nLa Val's is obviously catered towards college students, so if you want something to write home about, or you want to give out-of-town visitors a pizza to remember, head over to Cheeseboard (which I reviewed some time ago). If you're stuck on Northside with a craving for pizza while it's raining buckets outside, well, you don't have much of a choice.\n\nBut then La Val's closes at around 10pm (if I remember correctly), so anytime past that... well, better haul your butt over to Southside.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qpQ6WRdRHvAsjW7b46pCNA", "date": "2009-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "JTvpqT0SQFYZwKYfwkQKww", "text": "The pizza only gets two stars.  The crust is pretty good, the cheese pretty mediocre, and the sauce downright terrible.\n\nLa Val's gets an extra star for having a pinball machine that works.  Right now it's \"Pirates of the Caribbean,\" which is alright.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HLu2iuxxmDYmVGWcitJXXw", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "pj49TU5ZzbUnerlM1jn5Qw", "text": "La Val's is so underrated, probably because their Southside location closed down.  I would rank them on par with Fat Slice - their plain cheese pizza is a bit more flavorful even.  Prices are cheap, though they serve thin NYC-style crust so I usually get two slices.\n\nI used to work near La Val's so this was my Northside spot.  I definitely recommend stopping by if you are in the area and looking for a cheap meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "QUr8Ui2MsE8FApZ3kIQWew", "text": "I was pleasantly surprised with the pizza today.  It was thin crust had some crispness too it.  I would rank this top notched compared to Amici's.  \nOn the other side.. It is a fraction of the price you would pay at Amici's. \nWould return in a heartbeat.  \nBTW.    Not to many hobo's this part of campus.  I'm suspecting there is not a liquor store nearby...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "diDXW06J_Llz_Q8gY2bfZw", "date": "2008-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1CBs84C-a-cuA3vncXVSAw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Nq80QsEvkQejqm2qYQRLLA", "text": "Looking for a cheap bite? This is the place. The pizza is no where close to real New York style pizza, but it's a cheap imitation worth getting. All sandwiches are $5 and salads range from $3 to $6. Garlic bread comes with some pasta dishes and it's not bad. Too bad only one memorable dish comes to mind. It was the baked eggplant parmesean, I believe. It came out super hot and cheesy. I think they might have a lasagna that I liked too. But as a fair warning, everything is far too oily than it should be.\n\nThe set up of this place is like a fast food joint, where you order in line and wait for your order to be called. Well, it is a fast food joint! The place is big and there are lots of tables. You can easily sit around for hours without feeling like you're taking up space for other patrons. Many a times, I've studied here with some friends, but ended up getting pizza grease on all our papers. There are some arcade games and a pool table too. There is also a small playhouse downstairs! Also, there are coupons online, in the Guide to the Good Life coupon book, and the Press Pass discount card.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1d5Ycdlytf8JWZmWJ0NVFA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cxWPE9VsGIF8W0jq0-bQjA", "text": "Got 2 combo doners (doh-NEHRS, according to the cashier) for myself, fries and a diet coke for about $14.xx. Not bad considering the size of those sandwiches.\nLet's just say I got full.\n\nThe cashier was really helpful in explaining what the different items were, and it took them like 5-10 minutes at most to prepare.\n\nSeemed like a quiet spot aside from the hubbub of the kitchen.\n\nTL;DR: Good place to talk over some filling food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AckthJikDsJq_56DLd5_8g", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1d5Ycdlytf8JWZmWJ0NVFA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D3J8bRfPPoRdqwsLhu8-Ag", "text": "Go for the baklava and lamb plates! They are so good! The staff is extremely kind and friendly~! WIll definitely come back here!  :)\n\nGot a free meal here with Moocho. Woohoo!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9M0ohQnRDNjvoXngGgCkiQ", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1d5Ycdlytf8JWZmWJ0NVFA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lAGI43s_AmSm0ddrLwTVDw", "text": "Very good falafel sandwich for less than $6.00. I'd say go to this place for a falafel sandwich over D'Yar. The bread at TKE tastes fresher, and the sandwich toppings (such as lettuce) are way better than at other falafel sandwich shops.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RzfYW15KepJZqPjlnazlNg", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1d5Ycdlytf8JWZmWJ0NVFA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ORmWjTfHCFWzY8a1VADprA", "text": "The lamb and chicken wraps are good for a quick lunch or to take to go. I really do not reccomend their fallafel however, but overall a nice lunch spot with friendly service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1d5Ycdlytf8JWZmWJ0NVFA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VDy0Y1p79tI3rqXP_nsYVQ", "text": "Cheers:\nExcellent Shawarma\nCustomizable Salads\nFresh Meat\nDecent Prices\nTahini Sauce\nNice view of the street\n\nJeers:\nMy salad was exceptionally small (although there was more meat then lettuce)\nWater in serving containers not changed often (and what little I managed to get had a piece of inedible vegitation in it)\nSalad bar not serviced, despite running out of several ingredients\nI found a hair in the salad that was not my own\nMusic was played loudly...\n...and included that accursed \"Hey Soul Sister\" song.\nThe \"House Dressing\" seemed to mostly be oil.\nService lagged hard.\n\nWell, the jeers have it. I'll probably come try their wraps at some point because of their exceptional Shawarma, but I won't go out of the way to do so.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7cL0wq8QwMGlUQnG2ruLSA", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1d5Ycdlytf8JWZmWJ0NVFA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NsTFjnzMZu4UOuxFMgZxBw", "text": "Just tried TKE for dinner with my friend tonight and my expectations were exceeded. I didn't really have any standard of quality for the food here but I enjoyed what I got. I will miss Maoz Vegetarian very deeply as I had many memories there but it's gone now.\n\nThe grand opening special is the $5 doner wrap (choose from chicken, lamb, beef, or veg). There is also a $7 doner plate special that includes some rice and a side salad. I ordered the combo doner plate (originally $7.50) that included chicken, lamb, and beef. Credit cards are accepted! The layout of the seating isn't the best but it's the exact furniture that Maoz used. Don't be fooled by the existing \"salad bar\" though as that is only for people who order the salad box and the variety is extremely limited. \n\nThe wait for the food was about 5 minutes and the guy who rang us up was remarkably nice and patient, and definitely not pushy. On a side note, I do always see him standing outside when I walk down Telegraph, most likely on a break since he wasn't offering any samples of falafels like Maoz used to do on a regular basis. \n\nThe plate was filled but not to the max. I did expect some more rice upon first glimpse. The pieces of chicken, lamb, and beef flattened the small scoop of rice. The salad was spread across about 1/3 of the plate and the leafy greens were pretty good with the vinaigrette and ranch dressings. I normally hate lamb because the texture of the meat isn't what my mouth is used to but I had a more favorable time eating it here as the slices were thinly cut. The chicken was average tasting, although I did add hot sauce to it to kick it up a notch in the flavor department. I didn't really notice the beef, or if I got any beef at all; lamb looks too much like beef. I am still full from the meal as I am typing this review so definitely give it a try but do not have extremely high expectations for a brand new place that is working its kinks out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2012-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1d5Ycdlytf8JWZmWJ0NVFA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KvsejFkwV9oNHov4S4nRvQ", "text": "Man. I wanted to write the first review for this place!! Anyways...  \n\nFirst(?) time eating Turkish food and it was decent. Got combo dish (chicken+ beef+lamb). Came w the meat, rice and salad. Nothing really stood out but nothing worth complaining about either. I liked thinly sliced beef and lamb (i couldnt tell the difference..) over the chicken. The whole time I was eating I wished this place had special sauce for the meats. Just a thought!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jIllv_or24bQ97niC0OWDw", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1d5Ycdlytf8JWZmWJ0NVFA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jwkLmBQ6SEbY6LhAdFYnMw", "text": "Turkish Kitchen has a small menu of soups, salads, appetizers, sammies, and platters. all foods except for the appetizers are made to order\n\ndecor: about the same as before\n\neats: lamb & beef donor sammie ($5 special)\n\"combination of top sirloin and lamb spiced and rosted on a vertical spitfire\"\n-with spinach, lettuce, and tahnini sauce.\n-beef dry, lamb juicy. wrap needed more sauce\n3.5 stars\n\ncrumbs:\n-food made to order, 5 minutes.\n-prompt service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1dS4wRFdtbPRy3tHezpNQg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vVY3lLcrpS40e8y97RelXg", "text": "This place has a really interesting assortment of food.  Spaghetti, reuben sandwiches, teriyaki chicken bowls, onion rings, etc.  It is surprisingly decent quality, fast, and cheap.  Don't expect a gourmet meal, because when it comes down to it, it is fast food, but it is very tasty and more than worth the low price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1dS4wRFdtbPRy3tHezpNQg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0NhS1AHxU1GCsDBiZkZ0Og", "text": "I know this store location hasn't been doing that great.  I think it has changed ownership at least four times since I've been around.  The last store use to be Sumo burger.\n\nAnyways...I can see why they don't get that many customers, but I feel like they should have more.  \n\nYou can get a chicken teriyaki bowl for $5.17 with tax here.  I think it's a good deal, but I feel like it can be cheaper haha.  It's pretty good.  They give you fresh veggies (carrots and broccoli), pretty good amount of chicken (most of the fat is taken off), and a whole lot of rice (I never finish it unless I didn't eat the whole day).  If you want something with more spices then you can get another bowl that has a different sauce called the Thai BBQ.  I also had their burgers which aren't bad.\n\nThey also have a happy hour from 3pm to 6pm?   Little snacks for like 2 bucks.  I never  ordered from it.  Sounds like crap.  Fries and hot dog (I rather go to Desi dog) and chicken nuggets and fries (????) UMMM NO!  \n\nFor the most part they are quick and sweet.  The seating is very comfortable and relaxing and you never have to worry about finding a seat like other places.  Also, close to campus so my feet and stomach are happy.  They have a big screen TV which is a plus in my book.  They always have some movie playing and it's a nice way for me to not worry about studying hahah even though I really don't do that anyways  :x\n\nThey have a frequent buyers card too.  So ask them for one, if they don't mention it.  Currently, after you purchase a meal they give you a 15% coupon.  How much better is that?  An extra quarter for you to keep to put towards yopo.  I'm down for that!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iue0tvITPmgmDD6K_0ArEQ", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1dS4wRFdtbPRy3tHezpNQg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "rEyjOy7thYaJvuh-K6PbRg", "text": "this place is closed, perhaps for good reason.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1E2MQLWfwpsId185Fs2gWw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "11NCVxVpvxOeRyI90HHZSg", "text": "Guess since they're pretty new, things can only get better. Came in for lunch and they didn't really have much of a selection (and I was expecting more than they had after reading other reviews and seeing how large the place is), but I wasn't sure that they would be coming out with more of anything, though they did come out with fried rice (which they didn't have in the afternoon). I suppose it's best not to come so early (11:30 AM or so) because they don't really have much prepared. I realize there was a special, and I actually got the items on the special without a drink. I didn't know I wouldn't have had to pay for the drink since it was a part of the special, so I ended up not getting one.. not the friendliest service. Also, small serving sizes. I finished my two-items-with-chow-mein meal in one sitting. For comparison, I definitely appreciate Chinese Express more.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5UmPbTYZywr3VfuI6pL_mQ", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1E2MQLWfwpsId185Fs2gWw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EihL3kpECDrSLlIxBMxsYw", "text": "The turnover rate for this venue is ridiculously sad. Hopefully Peking Express will make it through what's left of my college years. This place is huge so I doubt you'll ever have to worry about not finding a table should you choose to dine-in. It's a typical Chinese fast food restaurant that gives you what you pay for.\n\nFor $5.49, you get 3 items. Their carb selections include: chow mein, shrimp fried rice, beef fried rice, veggie fried rice, singaporean noodles, and chow fun. As for the sides, they are vegetarian-friendly and have all the standard Chinese fast food options (beef & broccoli, orange chicken, salt & pepper pork, etc). Portions are huge and taste is reasonable for what you're paying. \n\nThey accept card here but charge $.50 for usage. Unfortunately for my waistline, I've become a regular here. Tis the sad frugal life of college students who are ballin' on a budget. Peking Express is close to campus, fast, and cheap. Perfect for a quick lunch!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1E2MQLWfwpsId185Fs2gWw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JppPct-Ev9zZsUCvymlISw", "text": "This place used to be next to Berkeley City College. Now with its new location on Durant I can go more often since I live right down the street. I like how there is a large sitting area perfect for studying but the variety of food could be better. Other than that the food is really good and I always have to buy a $1 scoop of ice cream that they sell after I'm finished eating. Hopefully they could add some more desserts to their menu!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tyw8C4JlZYZEdUWdHhOKlQ", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1E2MQLWfwpsId185Fs2gWw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WMnUm4kqtLS59MzZNK9UbA", "text": "\"It's highly likely that we'll keep the $5 price\" says one of the employees. \n\nThere's not much to say other than that this is your typical Chinese fast food restaurant. It's hard to make great Chinese food in Berkeley since there are so many Chinese and the expectations for Chinese food are so high. There's only so much you can do with Chinese food; the rest of the formula comes from great customer service and value. The value of the food here is not bad, but they could work a bit on customer service.\n\nWith that said, the $5 meal was decent. The assistant served me, but when the owner looked at my plate she gave me more food! Not bad. This place has a HUGE dining area but not a lot of workers during peak hours. There's also $1 ice cream cones as well. The ice cream brand is Breyer's; with proper marketing, it could dethrone CREAM as the top dessert supplier for these hungry college kids.\n\nI'm surprised I haven't been in this building before in my 3 years at Cal, but I'm glad I tried it out. Best of luck to Peking Express!\n\nUpdate: Just found out I was charged $6 for my $5 meal. How could you...? How...?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1E2MQLWfwpsId185Fs2gWw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zZddFx_wFBig5oqlkUf-xQ", "text": "Tastes like it should be cheaper, or like I should be getting more volume for my money.\n\nThe rice wasn't anything special, and the chickens I had (Orange and jalape\u00f1o) were tasty, but the texture was just so plain. They were probably crispy once, but that time had come and gone by lunchtime.\n\nThere are better Chinese places to spend money.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AckthJikDsJq_56DLd5_8g", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1E2MQLWfwpsId185Fs2gWw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eb1_0PcwQjqIV3B7fPRQxQ", "text": "The turnover of restaurants in this retail space are so high, I hope this place lasts. It has a huge dining room and the food is not bad. What they do need to do is advertise to get students to come in. \n\nIf you provide your Pepsi wristband received at Caltopia, you get a free fountain drink. Insidethegoodlife.com has valuable coupons as well. I used the free drink with 3 entree purchase coupon but will return for the free 3-entree combo with the purchase of a 4-entree combo. \n\nThe variety of items is a bit more than Chinese Express a few blocks away. There are even three different types of fried rice to choose from: pork, shrimp, and vegetable! I was really surprised that there was fresh BBQ pork (cha siew) that was very lean, just the way I like it. I didn't try it but opted for the pork fried rice, garlic eggplant, and broccoli beef.\n\nThe pork fried rice is good in the sense that the meat is good qualty-the chunks are bite sized real-meat pieces. However, I still prefer the Chinese Express fried rice because it is more flavorful because Chinese Exp uses more soy sauce. The garlic eggplant is something really different. It's on the very greasy side but the garlic taste is subtle. The eggplant is really soft and tender but more garlic flavor like Le Petit Cheval would make it way better. The broccoli beef was better than I expected for a new place. The meat quality is actually good and the broccoli was really fresh. \n\nUpon walking in, it is weird how the steamed food table is facing opposite you and there are no menus or prices anywhere. The only dollar value I saw was the sign that said $.25 for credit card transactions. My total was $5.50 for rice and 2-items which is officially called a 3-item combo. I'll come back when I crave cheap Chinese food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1E2MQLWfwpsId185Fs2gWw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O4v6Md71-NPmI3hRssXPAw", "text": "I used to frequent Chinese Express a few blocks down even though my friends were thoroughly repulsed by that place.  Now i go here since it's just as cheap, it's less greasy, and the owner loves me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1E2MQLWfwpsId185Fs2gWw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "or0sKCPw732ehZcMNy3Ozg", "text": "Awww! someone added this business before i could! \n\nAnyways, haha, I really like this place! Specially their fried rice. I really dislike mushy types of fried rice, but Pekin Express's wasn't! \n\nI really like their  garlic string beans, and saut\u00e9ed spinach! The best of all is that they are offering a special opening deal.  3 items for $5 ! \n\nLike all Chinese food, food is a bit greasy, but thats part of its yumminess ^^ Thy have over 15 dishes you can choose from. Ranging from grilled chicken, lemon chicken, mapo tofu, veggies, beef etc, 3 types of fried rice ( veggie, pork, chicken)  and 2 types of chow mein( veggie, chicken) !\n\nThis place has lots of options for vegetarians !!\n\nCheap, fast, convenient and tasty chinese food all in one place.\n\nThe place is HUGE, so you can come with a bunch of friends! \n\nService is also really friendly, and THEY ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS :) So if you never have cash handy ( like me ), and your bank is NOT bofa, then this is the place to go for a quick bite!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZfxqsSShveh-VGV19t7ghw", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1E2MQLWfwpsId185Fs2gWw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qCGej6yXUdh1n2liLMJlEw", "text": "This place just opened, and I like it a lot so far - big space with lots of tables, clean, and a ton of selection (of Chinese food, in case you didn't know what country Peking was in), like 15 dishes or something.\n\nI feel this place fills something Berkeley has lacked for a while, esp. near the dorms - quick, cheap, tasty Chinese food. There were those $1.xx Chinese places dotted around the city, but even back when I was in school (as in last decade), anything that cost that low, even while accounting for inflation (deflation, since backward??), was guaranteed to be super-sketch.\n\nBut this place is pretty tasty, and fresh! Hopefully it holds up, but for sure I'll be back. I had the shrimp fried rice (that was one thing I'd never seen before - they had THREE types of fried rice, and all looked tasty - take *that* Panda Ex), spinach with garlic, and the classic salt-pepper-pork-spare-ribs. Also threw in some fried wings for good measure (a Chinese buffet tradition of mine for some reason). All good stuff. And speaking of stuffed, I was really full after too, despite a skipped breakfast.\n\nSo, a definite 4 stars for now - because, it's not a sit-down Chinese restaurant, and it doesn't pretend to be, so no fairs comparing it to like Great Wall or China Village - but for pre-prepared Chinese food for quick pickup and consumption, it's dang good. Will post updates after vetting some of the other dishes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a73JqCmFXmnAGCN2OuYnpg", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1E2MQLWfwpsId185Fs2gWw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nmZsvsUfcqEW1jtO8jsHzw", "text": "Peking Express. Really, what is there to say about this place?\n\nI was (and still am) surprised by the dichotomy of this restaurant. A small takeout-esque ordering area, coupled with an ENORMOUS dining room? Still doesn't make sense to me!\n\nThat being said, the food here is cheap. And... cheap. It's your stereotypical Chinese takeout food, so I personally don't find it to be anything special. Nonetheless, I could see this place being rather popular as a late-night option, especially around study season (lots of seating, yeah?).\n\nAnyways, good luck to this place & here's to hoping it lasts longer than its previous occupants!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Kc4R8vK_Fhe5_b-MQSb_g", "text": "honestly, this place is just overpriced and has a bad selection. the only reason i would come here is if i had meal points, or if i'm starving and there is no food left on the berkeley campus. \nit's like a part mini-market (but no fresh produce, just junk food), part smoothie counter, part sandwich and salad bar, and part grill........except all of the parts are crappy and serve up sub-par but overpriced food\nthey have a lot of junk foods, like chips and microwaveable meals, and cup'o noodles and candy.......if that's what you dig\nthey also have a small selection of yogurt and cottage cheese in the back, and some ready made sandwiches and salads which never taste as good as they look or sound, and are highly caloric. \nthey have an okay drink selection, and they also have coffee and tea (but not a coffee bar where you can order espresso, just ready made drip coffee)\nI have honestly never ordered a smoothie from her, but jamba juice is like less than five minutes away and looks much better\nthey are super stingy when you order custom made salads and sandwhiches, and the salads are never good and always overpriced. \nthe grill food I have never eaten, but people seem to like their fries (but how can you go wrong frying pieces of potato in oil?)\nthey also normally serve a couple of daily soups, which are okay, but nothing great\nthey have a good gum selection i guess.....\n\n\n***one thing they are good for is that they sell scantrons and bluebooks if you ever need one and don't want to bother with the student store***\n\nbasically GBC is annoying, somewhat overpriced, but it's okay if you're gonna buy something like coca-cola, cottage cheese, or gum that is the same everywhere\n\nthe end\n\n\n\np.s. if you want good, well-priced food the ASUC food court on lower sproul is AMAZING!!!!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OQOcmj9UzbrLwA01cHLwIg", "date": "2009-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2LXMXtxSJF0_qxB-qI_HQg", "text": "gbcb's is pretty legit. the hours are right and the food is definitely study fuel. they're pretty overpriced but i guess you pay for convenience. the sandwiches and salads pretty much sustained me my first semester at Cal and the smoothie bar is the bomb dot com. i dig their biodegradable utensils and the people working are usually pretty cool. seating can be a bitch on busy or rainy days but other than that i have no serious grievances. the one thing you should steer clear of are the fries... those just flat out suck ass.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrPc3zlcwRcMZGxKHjtNNQ", "date": "2009-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5njz3SvyRRanSMXkIyq77A", "text": "I mean, for being a glorified cafeteria, this place gets a solid 3 stars! The fries and chicken strips taste like cardboard, their japanese bento as gross, and in general everything is totally overpriced. The coffee is good and cheap, though, and the sandwiches are okay and reasonably-priced.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7QfaS74KPCXHUgsSkHVuHA", "text": "Oh, Golden Bear. How I wish I could love you.\nThis place is a nightmare around late morning and noon, especially during the :00 and :30 hours (kids between classes coming in), but if you're good with your elbows this place is a much higher quality and faster alternative to eating in the dining halls. \nA lot of shelf foods are cheaper than Bear Market, in case you are divided between the two. They have better pastries/breads in the morning, too.\nFreshens smoothies and yogurt just revamped, and the milkshakes are absolutely wonderful. However, there is one woman working there (blue eyes, Hispanic/white, long brown curly hair in a ponytail, middle aged, short) who you should avoid if you don't want a smoothie/milkshake that's like drinking water and syrup. Bleh.\nFast-food is pretty good here, if you can wait in the usually mile-long line that grows in front of the counter around mealtimes. Salads are good-sized here, too, and sandwiches are about average. \nOverall, too pricey if you don't have meal points, but way better than the fund-sucker/fun-sucker Bear Market.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2PhBFRUiNiXdmkYoKf8brA", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8wiqaq_sWDtnhQ_tKiXrdw", "text": "nuuuuuuuuuuugets and friiiiiiiize...like pavlovian conditioning, anytime I remember using my Cal dining dollars,  the thought of the crazy order lady yelling this out rings through my head. the best option of all the campus restaurants, the GBC hooks you up with much needed fried goodness. Nuggets n frize n love= thats all you need  (Robert Frost allegorically approves of the previous statement)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2Et5T1cebDc9rzqDUrgqPg", "date": "2007-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Au7nf47Xi4KfuGtdwEfJYQ", "text": "Pretty good place for breakfast but I hate that their only meat is pork, or something pork related. Why can't they can't throw a piece of turkey or chicken on their bagels?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L-uaPxUwH-D-qNOImy9qnw", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hjWS8dhyozCbZmUFKuAdsQ", "text": "I think they really try. They really do. So I'm going to go above the 3 star bar and say... GBC, you get 4 stars. That's right.\n\nBecause when I went to school at UCB and had a meal plan 3 out of 4 years of college, I went to you every day for calamari (or buffalo wings) (or chicken strips) with fries. And it made me happy. Especially the calamari. However, I hear rumors that the calamari is gone now. =(\n\nI laugh every time someone tries to order \"onion rings\" and points at the calamari. Never gets old.\n\nThe downsides are: breakfast isn't served long enough!!! Oh, how I love thee breakfast... and the bathroom has one stall - come on, this isn't Soda Hall, we girls need more than just 1 stall. Sometimes the wait is ridiculous! But the BOA ATM machine in the corner seals the deal and earns the 4 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2008-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JSIVUh-RRHZOcUwGJiezKw", "text": "This was a great place to go to lunch as a freshman.  It's right in the middle of campus, right where all the activities and tables are during the day.  If I were a freshman, I would give GBC 4 stars.\n\nHowever, I am no longer a freshman and no longer with meal points.  I came here for lunch the other day and I realized how expensive everything is marked up.  The deli makes some great sandwiches, but at a steep price of almost $7!  \n\nThough it's expensive, I'll still come back once in a while.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W4nHPtBSSmDYpXT6pK187A", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ohLsqTVf-Z6-KC93lnbkuQ", "text": "I'm going to have to agree with everyone else here. I came here at 1pm in search of chicken strips and fries. I had to wait in line to order them, wait for it to be served, and wait even longer to pay for the food. I have to admit, the fries here have improved. I enjoyed my meal, but I didn't enjoy how crowded it was.  And nothing else on the menu really looked that appetizing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rId1egDBt6_JpGqAKMmXnQ", "text": "Only good if you have meal points. Otherwise everything's inflated. Yeah that sandwich is $7.00. Protip: go outside, turn right into lower sproul and go to the Coffee Spot and get a sandwich for $3.75. The prepared sandwiches at GBC are all the same, and still stingier than the Coffee Spot. The hot food is greasy and unsatisfying. Odwalla is still $4.00. Then again Odwalla was never cheap. Yeah, so only go there if you have meal points.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s9jpQD8hz-z8fsEI775QTA", "text": "i finally walked in here one fine afternoon because our department moved nearby on campus, and i don't know where the vending machines are yet. much has changed since my undergrad days, when they steamed a tortilla with cheese on it to make your burrito...\n\ni'll be back soon !! i walked in thinking i would get a bag of chips, but then saw the sandwiches and thought, \"i could just eat lunch #2.\" instead i grabbed the spring rolls (2/$2.25), and i'll try the potato samosa next (2/$1.50). the chicken spring roll was good, but the veggie one was too sweet.\n\nand no lines for afternoon snack a couple days before spring break !!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xv_wWSeQtr5Kn3TRk_jpdg", "date": "2012-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T9BUhTEAQTYdBSMVXqRzeg", "text": "To best use your meal points (or money) at GBC, I recommend you get one of the following:\n\n- GBC cripsy (or grilled) chicken salad. BOMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. I get it with everything (both cheese, tomato, crutons, olives, onions, and cucumbers) .They don't have all the dressings they used to have (such as my favorite thousand island). There are only three dressings to choose from now. Booooo. I'll just bring my own thousand island packets then hmph! I personally think that this salad tastes better than the one at Intermezzo. GBC salad costs $6, and it looks like it won't fill you up, but it makes me feel full fsho.\n\n- Bagel with the works (need to get before bagel bar closes sometime before noon): it's a toasted bagel with cream cheese, cucumber, bacon, tomato, and onions. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!\n\nAvoid going to GBC right before/after class. That's when the lines (for the food and the cashier) are the longest!! Some lines do not accept debit/credit cards, so don't waste your time waiting in the wrong line.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wsK8dXLMIjB-4G3pO556rw", "text": "This \"restaurant\" is disgusting.  Seriously.  Go here to buy your blue books or milk, or whatever - not food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZUo-CtumN4Xog8HbtBoAFw", "text": "I love/miss the Cal Crisp sandwiches...yummmmm", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cfVDBmjnlY2iJaBqz7D2Ng", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "SWQSlVgw8xms7KCD-Xm6zA", "text": "Overpriced & bad selection... welcome to college, guys. :)\n\nBest memory of this joint was buying about 10-15 holiday cookies with what remained of my bear bucks (years ago, mind you) and then distributing them to the bus drivers on the 7 bus route and the 51 on AC Transit.  It's amazing how just a cookie (or two) can make someone's day.\n\nAnd hey, does the \"cheeseburger, cheeseburger\" shrill-pitched lady still work here?  I love that lady- we even had a facebook fan group for a while there.  Inquiring minds would like to know.\n\nPS-  Avoid, I repeat, Avoid the burritos here.  Trust me on this.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rE71cNks9kmHDnnoJXTSUw", "date": "2009-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MVJsaBMto1MdwYl39zRbIQ", "text": "Probably one of the best places to get a quick bite on the way to class or to kill your meal points. Most people usually get the chicken strips and fries or sandwiches (crispy chicken sandwich is the best!). Their Bear Muffin is pretty good for breakfast, but I tend to get their oatmeal and just take it to class or eat it while walking. Cheesesteak is also good but salty with the fake gooey cheese. It does get super packed during lunch time with lines extending up to the doors at times...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UMQWYXnDUluAxGZfKWN9bQ", "date": "2011-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O1g1rRrGx_1OWQfUZHnKjA", "text": "Yummy grilled cheese sandwich. Then again, it's kind of hard to screw up a grilled cheese sandwich. The fries are another story. Take a look at my fries. They look like they got chicken pox and they're crunchy like potato chips, except they're supposed to be fries, not chips.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "agwHHRcxUjMplPVtvQFoag", "date": "2007-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TzlVJJIdw1H-PXAN4BbXhw", "text": "3 star for the price and location.  Otherwise, everything else (service, tastiness, and such) is okay.  Only go there is you are on campus and you can't go anywhere else.  I do highly recommend their golden bear breakfast (the vegetarian one is also good).  Lunch and dinner is really mediocre meals, that I personally do not recommend.  Finally, of course, their fried food is good, but then again, when is fried food not good??? Just like the average ratings, 3 stars is about right.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5-9Gik4iZkaiLwmr9fL0Sg", "text": "I love, love, LOVE the grilled chicken sandwiches here!  I used to have them everyday for dinner b/c it's a good deal when you're using your meal points, but if I was spending actual cash here, well....the people here are a little slow to deal with.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KxrKVxdXGkfMJ9XwJZzoLQ", "date": "2010-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XGvpUC6W2aUW-bv4JjbUWw", "text": "Don't eat here unless you have a meal plan. This was the only place I would eat sophomore year because the dining hall food was just not edible. The prices were much more reasonable back then, but now its like 5 dollars for a sandwich that's not THAT good. Chicken tenders and the fries taste like plastic, just all bad.\n\nThe one good thing about this place is the bagels, which are oddly reasonably priced if you just get cream cheese.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nszAoOPMwku3iVc56A-58g", "date": "2007-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8jfzKu_0CLlrAQQJumoQnw", "text": "Weak coffee.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ievIDlj5Wy0Hd5_mULSJqA", "text": "Lovely place to go if you have meal points, and you're on campus. HOWEVER, if you don't have meal points, don't even consider it because it is overpriced for what they give you.\n\nCommon favorites from GBC are:\n- Breakfast items (ALL)\n- Salads\n- Chicken strips\n\nApparently, this year, their buffalo wings are now a different flavor.. some say lemony but they look green. Pass on it. The chicken strips have also taken on different forms and textures each year, but definitely passable, and sometimes, even delicious. He he he time to find some freshmen with mealpoints!\n\n\nBTW lines get really really long around lunchtime. Beware.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-HjVDdaCAmMnqB120QHUmg", "text": "GBC... the best place for breakfast after you leave your 8am class in Dwinelle for your freshman year. Definitely go to the bagel bar and get The Works before 10:30. Pretty good selection for bagels, but they have so few of the jalapeno bagels. It was the main contribution to my freshman 15 since I didn't go to the dining commons.\n\nThere's a little market in front of GBC for limited groceries, I used to buy my Semifreddi's baguette and snack on it. $2 keeps me full.\n\nIf you're on the way to an exam, come here for your bluebooks and scantrons. I hate having to buy them from the student store when they charge you tax while GBC doesn't. Yes, that one penny mattered.\n\nAnd maybe by the time you're done with your first semester at Cal, you won't come back here anymore. Because really, this place is just expensive if you don't have meal points.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2012-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QRHDPNu_xuSr7ZBdVxFfzg", "text": "Oh, what memories in this fine college campus eatery. This is no place to go without a meal plan, but if you do have one, then this is a darn good place to spend it. When I had meal points, I bought grocery items like Alter Eco chocolate, Odwalla smoothies, and Kettle chips with reckless abandon. The coffee is overbrewed, but who's complaining. Get your cheap morning fuel here. I love the fresh salads, sandwiches, and bagels. The grill station items were the bombdiggity; thick greasy grilled cheeses, chicken strips, fries, and tater tots. There is even a smoothie bar, though that would be the one thing I'd stay away from.\n\n+ Bank of America ATM", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2012-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UDlAVCwYxi-3Yd2aQ8qgug", "text": "This review is for breakfast - don't usually come here for lunch/dinner...it gets really crowded during passing periods and the food takes a while to prepare (unless you get the chicken, fries, or other premade items)\n\nBREAKFAST IS AMAZING. Delicious tater tots! Super yummy bagel with the works. Also, no line :) price is pretty expensive, but it's totally worth it if you have meal points", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zVDsEYCY4NgL7da0AiOqcg", "text": "FIVE stars for the one item they have: THE WORKS BAGEL. I have been to quite a few places to try to get the same bagel with cream cheese, tomatoes, cucumbers, and bacon, but it's just never as good!! (It took a friend to give me a bite of hers to make me realize this combination is actually really, really good.) I swear it's something in their toasting machinery that makes the bagel come out with the right crisp and taste. It's ridiculously yummy and, being out of college making money, I am still dumbfounded that even specialty bagel places can be beat out by a college-campus cafeteria.\n\nFOUR stars for their tater tots. Those greasy little things are just so deliciously deep fried and crispy...\n\nBesides that, everything else is decent enough to get you through a hungry spell (but not necessarily satisfying), and the food and other groceries there are EXPENSIVE.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cQjFUZ3wHW5MEajjiOw8zw", "date": "2008-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "1wz7l5OyVoUlvPDRy59ZMA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "nXTTkLATLn9le309R0n3xw", "text": "If you're living off meal points and you're in need to waste them, this is might be your dining location of choice at Berkeley. If not, then I would advise you to save your money and stop at Walgreens or one of the restaurants in Sproul Plaza... There will always better a cheaper and tastier option than the Golden Bear Cafe.\n\nThe sandwiches are probably the best deal here - they're toasted and include a relatively generous helping of deli meat. Other than that, the salads are not bad although it depends who is actually making them behind the counter. With that said, you can get much better for cheaper about two blocks away - be it at Sufficient Grounds (sandwiches) or Cafe Mattina (salads and sandwiches).\n\nThe place is generally packed with Freshmen and Sophomores in between 11 am and 2 pm, meaning that you have to wait in line for about 15 minutes to get your food, 10 minutes to pay for it and 5 minutes to find a seat outside. Provided, of course, that you don't want to sit next to a homeless man...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LouDA17U0tHIt4YuNAUiYA", "date": "2010-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0FG_vswO_VDgsQakXya0AQ", "text": "$8-9 short ribs!!!!!\nso goooood!!!!!!\nI crave it all the time", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZZbp8uff4biD8avUalPMeQ", "date": "2011-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1glmCIyMlv1APChnJVffqQ", "text": "this is my favorite korean restaurant in the south of the campus.\nI like the spicy mackarel soup. the taste is so delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2y4DighGW066VNQ4JjUHsg", "date": "2012-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2pT2MuKoxGo9NJV3IHyk7g", "text": "I was pleasantly surprised by the kalbi and purple rice...it reminded me of my favorite Korean place when I lived in Hawaii.  This place used to have wraps and sandwiches, but have since changed menu and maybe ownership.  The waitress who serves me here is always super nice and makes me feel welcome.  When I'm done here I like to cap it off with Yogurt Park...super convenience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ER7VO5tcmYtww_80JJkIVQ", "date": "2009-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3HGpDgcXy2_5m6UtqFGtzg", "text": "The food in my opinion is delicious.  It reminds me of home sorta, back from the SGV in SoCal, where Tofu Houses and All You Can Eat KBBQ are a common sight. \n\nReminiscing aside, I've had their Spicy (Beef) Bulgolgi, their spicy beef hot pot (with noodles), and their kimchi ramen.  All of them, to me, were delicious and filling (albeit the noodles didn't tide my stomach over long enough apparently? that's just a function of being mostly carbs as opposed to having some meat in there).\n\nIf you haven't tried it, I would recommend getting the spicy beef hot pot (with noodles) or the bulgolgi, spicy or not.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bW0-Q4MVG-Rwz3l-p3tp2w", "date": "2011-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4b1G5J7ZfFoXwlX90wF1xQ", "text": "Although not 5-star-dazzling, Toust is consistently satisfying, regardless of what you order.\n\nTheir entrees are decent. Bibimbap (dolsot or not) is good. But their tofu soups are rather lacking, and leaves me wanting some more flavors out of it. They tend to be on the lighter, more watery side. A surprisingly good dish would be their kimchi fried rice. Unlike most KFR out there, Toust's has real slices of beef instead of spam. With hearty amounts of vegetables, Toust's KFR doesn't just taste like mounds of rice with kimchi and red pepper paste caked on and the occasional spam piece. One of my favorite things to order here! Plus, they have a cabbage salad on the side that serves as the perfect refresher if the KFR gets to be too spicy.\n\nLocation is excellent: a 30 second walk to the UCBerkeley campus, it's a great place to eat during short breaks between classes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4LcJPCYlPSPr6SNTQgRV0A", "text": "BLERGH another management change? No more are the TOUSTS or the WRAPS. It's pure Korean food fair now.\n\nAnd unfortunately, it is quite bland. I don't know why but they need to season stuff a bit more because it just tastes like stuff tossed with a bunch of water or sauteed straight up with no salt or pepper or anything.\n\nFriends had the soft tofu soup, japchae (sp? sorry it's the noodles), and pepper beef. I had expected some nice flavors, but sadly I was met with no flavor at all. :(.\n\nI think I give this an extra star because the banchan (small pickled vegetables) was not too shabby.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "53yQXWb8DCdyUseReui8eg", "text": "I had Bi Bim Bap because I wanted to know what all the rage was about this dish. It's like a rice bowl with vegetables, meat, and a sunny side up egg. On the side was mizo soup. It was pretty good, especially when the red spicy sauce is added. This was about $7.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "t182un7pFdfVpX4FLuAtUA", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6gDJaU0ICWpkAi_iUKv_og", "text": "i LOVE their soondooboo! i always used to go on wednesdays (?) when their bibimbap is that day's special (a dollar or so cheaper).  i also really liek their potato banchan :3\ni loooove ttoust!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UzV6cbzEWFADEs8HTgas3g", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7lepewZvJFLP8fv2EldyUw", "text": "This is probably one of the better Korean places in Berkeley, food-wise. Service-wise, there isn't much (as places in Berkeley usually are) and its a little high on the price scale, but well worth it for the convenience. Some of their pancha are a little on the odd side (wtf fruit salad? NO BEAN SPROUTS?!) but their kimchi is pretty tasty.\n\nI highly recommend getting the duk bok gi (spicy rice cakes) and ham, spam, kimchi soup to share with a friend, its magic.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QHzHXrgIb_xlajzWOCy9_Q", "date": "2009-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "84PO0Z7tWPPgSXZiZQnx3A", "text": "Surprisingly fast service. I ordered the veggie bibimbap, which came out in mere minutes with soup and of course, banchan--all in all, a huge amount of food that I could not finish. I really like all their banchan, especially the tofu. I thought it was cool that even though you pay beforehand and it's largely self-service they remember who ordered what and bring your food to you. Overall, good deal for the average prices, especially if you get the specials that change daily. The window seats by Sather Lane are good spots for people-watching.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8D9dSrYR3ChFwbnaau9G4Q", "text": "Decent food, good portions, great prices.  They even give you a few small dishes on banchan, which is a nice touch, some places just give you a little dollop of kimchi or nothing at all.  \n\nI know a lot of people will say this isn't great Korean food, but it's tasty, it's cheap, and the dol sot bibimbap is $5.99 on Wednesdays, and seafood soondobu is $5.99 on Thursdays. So try it out!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0l9MY_ovQcBogtqMcXE7VA", "date": "2010-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9eVl_OicdOUI3ueJBvXn6w", "text": "This was the first Korean place that I tried around Berkeley that was good enough to make me want to come back, and this is the one place where a lot of my non-Korean place like to go for Korean food. Owner is always nice, order comes out pretty fast, lots of selection. I always go for the spicy tofu soup because I like soup, and I like spicy. You can tell them whether you want it mild, spicy, or extra spicy.\nFew drawbacks: some koreans say they can taste excessive seasoning (which isn't healthy.. forgot what they're called) and they avoid this place. As for me, I guess I've went too much to notice. Also, they only take CASH if your order isn't over like $10 or something. So make sure to take cash with you!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9pYF9QL9yKW_AQ-9F00kgg", "text": "Janky banchan.  The bibimbap and the soft tofu soup reminded me of the cafeteria style food at rest stops in Korea.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jHjDtFD_Rjxr95UZAG1yvw", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AFtcMHcO5bcD1EkfegFTGA", "text": "Two words: Bibimbap Wednesdays.\n\nSo basically I come here for their Hot Pot Bibimbap special on Wednesdays because it's sooo good & the perfect amount for $7! And the lady knows me already cuz I'm such a devoted customer here hahaha. It's like my weekly fix of good rice with vegetables and beef! I usually put soy sauce (instead of the hot sauce) in it to make it more flavorful too, and it tastes soo much better! \n\nThere's a different special every day so be on the lookout for that! (:\n\nI love their side dishes too - the sweet potatoes, fishcakes, and bean sprouts! I only sometimes eat the kimchi cuz I'm pretty sensitive with spicy foods :(\n\nI've tried other dishes here too, like the bulgogi, calbi short ribs, ramen, all of which are very delicious and full of flavor. I think their short ribs are the best I've ever eaten in the area... it's pretty amazing! (:\n\nThe food usually comes out pretty fast, unless the restaurants packed during their busy hours. But other than that, you order at the counter and you get your own utensils and water/green tea, and then wait for your food! Love it here! Probably my favorite korean restaurant in the area.. but it still can't compare to the korean food in socal though since socal has a lot more legit korean restaurants!~", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JinNpmASOyO1IaBA68PNSA", "date": "2011-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BaVb5U-bH7POgQk1Z6fejw", "text": "This place fills you up for under $10. Most of their dishes are about $8, $8.50 with tax. Portions are pretty good for the price. I've only ordered the bibimbap and spicy chicken to go. The quality of the food is just so-so. I've had better bibimbap at other places, but from what I hear, I should be eating their hot pot bibimbap because that's supposed to be their famous dish. The spicy chicken was also a little below average. It was smothered in red spicy house sauce, which wasn't spicy at all. Portion was huge, but the taste and the quality of the chicken was lacking.\n\nIf I wasn't craving korean food so badly, I would rather save my money and spend it elsewhere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a8CX659T80_jhSpPxe3Fpw", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bC84EPTh4Z0nXFL6mVPWHQ", "text": "As a newly minted fan of Korean food, I have given up trying to pronounce the names of most food items on the menu and, in this case, the name of the restaurant. The cashier was instrumental in my decision to order the spicy galbi tofu soup, and I wasn't disappointed. It ended up being the perfect meal for chilly weather. \n\nFour delicious appetizers were placed on my table almost before I sat down: bean sprout salad, seasoned fish cakes, pickled radishes, and a potato side dish. It wasn't long after before my soup was ready and served bubbling inside a clay pot. Though I decided to play conservatively this time and try the medium broth, I couldn't taste the spiciness at all and will probably opt for the 'hot' level next time. My only complaint is that I wish there was more meat - for $9, I had only three short ribs in my entire pot of soup! \n\nHowever, the sign for the weekday specials caught my eye before I left and I'm looking forward to trying one of their cheaper specials soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SquRnS65D2-e67s0AB5YYA", "date": "2011-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BRTyI4Rbv6NtkFjQxonk9A", "text": "Out of four possible stars for the food: three stars.\n\nMy friend and I ordered kimchi ramen and the seafood pancake. The ramen could have been more spicy, but there is spicy sauce available at the table. Also, I am one of the few people out there that considers Korean food to be on the bland side. \n\nOne gripe that I do legitimately have is that the ramen was too much broth and too little ramen. A good balance needs to be struck, and T-Toust landed on the side of too much broth.\n\nThe seafood pancake was really good. Chunky pieces of squid, clam, octopus, but not too chunky to make the pancake fall apart. If I could make omelets like T-Toust makes the seafood pancake, I could die happy.\n\nOut of one possible star for ambiance: one star.\n\nT-Toust definitely has the modern-technological-Asian-pop feel. Molded one-piece see-through chairs, soft colors on the walls, etc. I am not a fan of the style, but for a Korean restaurant serving young students, its not unexpected, and I'm not that harsh. Besides, its clean.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CnnPjww-At-KoR0DIdbfxg", "text": "Came in here around 5PM today and it was empty. The guy at the counter was more interested at first with the show he was watching than us. But he snapped out of his trance and greeted us and waited while we decided what to get.\n\nWater is self-served as well as their utensils. I ordered their Japchae and since no one was there, my food came in less than ten minutes. Before the man at the counter brought it out he laid down some condiments which were tasty. This was the first time I had ever tried Japchae and it was SO GOOD. It didn't taste too greasy or over powered by anything. It had well portioned vegetables and tofu (you can get chicken or beef but I ordered it with tofu). It also came with a side of rice, well anything you order comes with a side of rice!\n\nTheir sauteed beef I tried was delicious as well. The sauce it was covered in was the right kind of spicy and the Meat wasn't chewy or rough as some beef can get. The soft tofu soup was also a hit but unlike the photo on display, it wasn't completely full with sea food. When they brought that soup out it looked alive!! It was boiling right in our eyes... what presentation! I don't care, that was a treat to see.\n\nThis place has some decent food even though it's priced a bit. No doubt this place is hidden where Yogurt Park is and it's furniture and decor is a bit funky--which I liked. See-through chairs and steel tables make that way.\n\nI will DEFINITELY come back and try their other dishes. The only reason this place got four was because the lady at the back kept checking to see if we would order or not (in a suspicious way) and the man at the front was too distracted most of the time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y1bQnAw1R403jGVPvZAeNw", "date": "2008-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "czCCvmYdsjPoANWf1wA26w", "text": "Love this place.  It is by far the best Korean food in the area.  My go-to is the spicy chicken, but I've enjoyed the bibimbap and the saut\u00e9ed beef as well.\n\nThe rice is purple.  Don't ask why.  Just love it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xuGv3ZvH3LM_CRYTFeeTqg", "date": "2010-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DKzEOs8ZDIgK9Mpwzdv7vA", "text": "It's ALRIGHT there.\nBut it's the food is iffy&&okay\nLike the:\nRice-WIERD TASTING\nSpicy Pork-Good, but too much fat\nSoups-Some SUPER Spicy,some NO TASTE!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J1EIeGiOoqSWgypzDCnR2A", "date": "2009-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E97p_mQcqwBRxjZ1-sq-Ww", "text": "Ehh, T-Toust is okay. Their establishment is very clean, which is always a plus in my books. Besides that, I've only tried their BBQ boneless chicken and I thought it was just okay; you can't really go wrong with BBQ-ing food unless it is burnt, but I've had better. They give you a mountain of rice and a lot of meat. You definitely need to to-go your leftovers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XKHLY-KuXfrReXXuSfJkLg", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EE0BE8_By482N4I3Dg2_vg", "text": "I would order the daily specials to get the best value out of their menu. They give you a lot of food for each order though, especially the bibimbop. The kimchi tofu soup isn't as good as Gomnaru's and doesn't come with an egg on top. That's my favorite part :( The banchan are tasty, though, definitely better than Kimchi Garden's. Not much seating, though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dh94CzbNd-H4XqNS-eY9JA", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-EEwdAsrbrU7qBwLER6JTw", "text": "Ordered: Spicy Pork\n\nSide dishes: potatoes, fishcakes, kimchi\n\nFood: SPICY! But having rice and salad eases the spicyness. The dressing on the salad is actually pretty good. \n\nPortion: HUGE! definitely filling! \n\nService: Bus your own table! Drop your dirty dishes into the bin when you're done!\n\nOverall its a good quick lunch place near campus....don't really expect too much from it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uCMKLDxyebdV-ncNYLs8mQ", "date": "2012-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EKZDW9NO9AkGXbI-tsqsVg", "text": "Just average Korean food.  Tried their bi bim bap and one of their stews (don't remember which one, sorry) and they were both... very average.  A bit lacking in flavor.  The prices aren't stellar but nothing too beyond expectations.\n\nI give this place 3 instead of 2 stars because they give you those little Korean tapas (I'm not an expert on the names of Korean  dishes, if you can't tell).  I love these!  Also, the decor is clean and kind of cute.  Not the worst place to have a quiet lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ENsto1fiWW2YKtxVyLNMoA", "text": "Neh... I guess I would prefer this place over Berkel Berkel for Korean food around campus. Both times I've been here, I've had the tofu soups. They taste a bit bland to me. I haven't tried the meats yet, but they do look tasty. The food is okay. The people there are nice. The place looks really swanky, but I guess it's not extremely clean since I saw a cockroach there last time. I'll only go back if someone wanted to go but not on my own accord.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9DdmpNbkoLVCsijste4eXQ", "date": "2008-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EQxvyiu3CmUzN1O5q0zB1Q", "text": "Totally not worth it. I got the Japchae (beef and noodles) and there was barely any meat in it. It seemed small for what I paid for. The whole dish had too many carbs, it came with a side of white rice for some reason. The soups seem like a better option but it was too hot for me to consider getting a soup. \n\nNext time I'll just go to the Haas cafe for the same dish for $3 less. Thank you very much.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2011-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "evAyM8DBBSo4_YafgXcjmg", "text": "Yes, they changed management... FOR THE BETTER!\n\nHow can you tell this place is now great? it's always packed during peak times with real life Koreans!\n\nI am hellza picky about Korean food, and Toust exceeds my expectations for what it is (a cheap place to eat in Berkeley near campus). \n\nEvery entree comes with special rice, 6 types of panchan, seafood/beef soup that tastes exactly like my momz makes it... and the service is standard courteous Korean hospitality!!!\n\nFor 8 dollars, get a healthy, large, tasty meal!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OdEsKwFQyALpwuig7FV8lA", "date": "2008-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f9ZzCAJOAyk_6PNhuRYuRQ", "text": "I love coming to T-Toust for a quick sit-down meal, whether it be lunch or dinner, though I mostly come for dinners before my meetings at night. \n\nIt's conveniently located near campus, so my friends and I just drop in to grab dinner. I really love their daily specials, especially their hot pot bibimbap. Though I've had better ones elsewhere, I do think it's decent for the price I paid. I also really like their sweet potato banchan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bFojyX_JsDvT4hgZCrwzCw", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fA5rZ8KwBR8xHrfBhA27vA", "text": "Toust is a nice sit-down Korean restaurant that is conveniently located right across the Berkeley campus. It's not amazing per say, but is definitely one of the better, cleaner Korean restaurants that is within walking distance for college students.\n\nEach meal is served with 6 panchan (side dishes), which generally stay the same. I like their potato and kimchi panchan. Entrees are decent. I normally stick with jap chae, bibimbap or the sizzling rice version. Tofu soups leave a lot to be desired, especially considering that you barely get any thing in them besides vegetables and tofu. \n\nThey offer brown rice or normal rice. Call me weird, but I really like rice from Toust. It always glistens and is cooked perfectly, to my liking.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fc8RT_xSxIWOWf1lnzL1Yw", "text": "The Short:\nGreat if you want to get some decent Korean food near the UC Berkeley campus. This would probably one of the more authentic Korean food you can find in a one-mile radius. The soft tofu soup is quite delicious-- its got the right amount of kick and silky tofu to satisfy anyone with a craving for soft soup. The Bi Bim Bap gets the job done, but don't expect anything too crazy good. The Korean BBQ could be better-- it tends to be a little greasy and runs on the dry side. Also, the prices tend to be on the pricier side, but their daily special is a good deal.\n\nRecommendations:\n- Soft tofu soup.\n\nPros:\n+ Most authentic Korean food near UC Berkeley campus.\n+ Good number of offerings beyond simply Korean BBQ. (like those fried seafood pancake)\n+ Daily specials -- Good price for good food.\n\nCons:\n- Some dishes can be a little pricey, but at least you get banchan (Korean small dishes) with everything.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EBGLFxRqMS3Efz0srg9kHQ", "date": "2010-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GePleazsJcdxUxRZxHbqGQ", "text": "I like their stone bowl bibimbap special on Wednesdays, and that's the one and only thing I faithfully order.\n\nIt's a decent Korean food place around the Berkeley campus area: clean environment, efficient, and friendly staff. No comment on the other menu items, 'cause as far as I know, $7 stone bowl bibimbap including side dishes fill me up for lunch and dinner, and it's tastier than the one from Kimchi Garden (speaking of which, Kimchi garden serves so slowly sometimes...). \n\nT-Toust used to give each customer 6 different side dishes, which they've downsized to 3 per table now. Bummer...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WDEMfLvXLEMlJXYR-Ch5ig", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GkdxFKGIYf3lRaQuPAyO8g", "text": "The food here was better than I was expecting, especially for Korean food near campus!  Yay!  It ain't Oakland Telegraph Korean food, and it's definitely not LA Korean food, but nonetheless, I will return soon, especially on a cold day like today.\n\nI had the mushroom soon tofu, which has carrots and zucchini in it as well.  Not too shabby.  I especially love the rice here, which seems like multigrain rice -- great texture.  \n\nPretty clean and cozy inside.  You order up at the counter, but they bring the food to your table.  Friendly service.  Ban chan was OK.  Wish they had hot tea here in addition to water.  I did not try the stuffed toast, but perhaps I will soon.  I kind of like how the signs all say T-Toust: Never Before.  Super ominous.  Super . . . cool?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5ZXO2vZ8EpM3SoMBs44B3g", "date": "2008-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H7kSc6RplGL8U6_Oc5WeFQ", "text": "I have never figured out how to pronounce Toust, but that's fine because the food is hot and yummy and just what you need when you're wanting lunch after class. I really like that they give you a healthy helping of rice, kimchi, and potatoes alongside you meal. I'm quite a fan of their rice cake ramen, which is generally pretty mild and big enough to split into two meals. It's definitely not the best Korean place I've been to, but you could do worse if you're in the immediate campus area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Sdn9fm89tQE3nDQPTKxb7A", "date": "2011-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HK8nD3qDTnBn_396JQujzw", "text": "Never really ate much else other than the Spicy Bulgogi, Spicy Chicken and Barbeque Chicken at this place. The bulgogi is really fantastic, far better than any other Korean place that I've been to in Berkeley. The chicken is OK. The prices are reasonable and they give you a sizable amount of food. I highly recommend the Spicy Bulgogi if you decide to eat here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HVBGg6ZywTEfbtBGp6YjYw", "date": "2010-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hTVoX94UmQ8NlB7acm0VVQ", "text": "A bit pricey for the quality and portion of the meals, but otherwise it's pretty good. Very clean place, usually with a fair amount of customers, so service is sometimes slow since there's only one waitress/cashier. I usually try to come in on the days they have deals, like the Bibimbap Wednesdays.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yiAGETZ5LDW2sT-B-XQ-Gg", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IjmICN1FyybsXIWfM5eM2g", "text": "Sizzling clay stone pots and good bibimbap\n\nEverything I have tried has been fresh and tasty. I especially like the kimchi clay stone pot.  it comes out super hot and sizzling out of the kitchen and is loaded with vegetables and spicy kimchi. Their clay stone pot bibimbap is pretty good as well. \nThe crust of toasted rice that forms on the bottom of these pots is always the best part. \n\nThe restaurant itself is pretty casual, bright, and comfortable.  Food is ordered at a counter and you bus your own table. I have never had trouble finding a table though they are closed some days of the week.\n\nCome here for a quick, comforting, and sizzling Korean lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JFPcAJTFV2X4QOkjoBddbg", "text": "Came here for lunch with a friend yesterday. Got the japchae, which wasn't bad, but just kinda reminded me of food court Korean food for a higher price. I gotta say it came with a nice, chopstick-friendly salad with a yummy dressing, though.\n\nThe banchan looked a little iffy, so I only had some of it. The one-star review comes from the hair in my friend's bibimbap. I kinda stopped chewing on my japchae at that point.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sdk0mhrWicZo6xoBLMCPcQ", "date": "2010-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jNK7T-X8UUhQGJR8OmJSWQ", "text": "I like how they have something different as a special every day! My favorites are the bibimbap or tofu soups. This is one of the only cheap korean food places on campus that also gives you free side dishes with your meal! Places like Kimchi Garden and Steve's only give you kimchi. They also have pretty quick service. \n\nI wish I could give this place 3.5 stars, but I think I'll just leave it at 3 for now because the only reason I think that I consider the food relatively good is because there are no better korean places nearby.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kDp-fv1DqX90xcOzsFGvQw", "text": "Always get the tofu bibimbap here.  Vegetarians will definitely appreciate it.  You can't find a lot of korean places within walking distance of the university, but this one stands out because of its daily specials (making it a little cheaper than berkel berkel) and its proximity (only a block away, right across from the bears lair)!  The portions are large, the service is fast, and as expected, the k-pop is blasting :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "969PjWLkEmIGbQttLq8XYA", "date": "2009-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kMu_IMdGm1mvzRIXDkOzIQ", "text": "Decent Korean restaurant, with really cool futuristic/minimalistic decor! Lots of white, and a good number of clear chairs. I've only gotten the soft tofu soup - it was good, but not the best I've ever had. They give you a lot of side dishes with your order though, which is cool.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kv-bBe2uAky5PzmtP2-zMA", "text": "Good sized portions. I tend to get the bulgogi for $7.85 plus a can of soda for $1.  It lasts me two meals!\n\nService is friendly, no language barrier.  $10 minimum to use visa or mastercard.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KYYFXHOeQUeo3qwBpUoZdw", "date": "2010-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "laP0l6Snf7KO__s_geV4Pg", "text": "THe hot pot soups hit the little spot in your tummy itching for hot satisfying liquid to scratch it. The condiments that come with it --- only the kimchee is worth eating.  A lil over priced, but until I find a better place, I'll stop by for some hot pot soup. Staff seems indifferent, but then again, who in berkeley besides the nice african american man at sf soup company actually cares about their customers --- starving students? yeahhh.....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6Gcbl3iEL7sQyF81zUBFUg", "date": "2010-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lT935hIqxbcD_1YHMW8xGg", "text": "I've been to Toust a couple times, and while I'm happy with what I get, I'm not blown away. The menu is fun Korean/American fusion, with okay prices. All items seem to come with a free bag of chips (Doritos, Cheetos, Lays variety) \n\nMy steak sandwich ($5.50) came with a thick (too thick?) beef patty that also included little carrot bits, shredded cabbage, \"house sauce\" (nothing special), American cheese, and a thin layer of fried egg. The toast was thick and buttery. I enjoyed my sandwich, but I really think I would have enjoyed it more if the patty was a little less thick and maybe a little more moist. \n\nThe other time I went to Toust I got what I believe is its specialty: the bulgogi wrap ($6). It was essentially a burrito with white rice, peas, carrots, onions, and beef inside. I really liked mine, but even eating half of one stuffed me completely. I find it somewhat too dense for my taste.\n\nOverall, I might return to Toust, but I'd probably rather walk an extra couple blocks to get a bulgogi sandwich at Espresso Experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2007-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LWMXM_Ih6xuf4RqJRtYLcQ", "text": "This place is located in Sather Lane and reminded me of Korea as soon as I walked in. The decor is so Korean - and by that, I mean really bright colors and a fun feel.\n\nMy two friends from Korea took me here to thank me for helping them edit & proofread their resume and cover letters. It's gotta be good if the real Koreans like it, right? Everyone was speaking Korean in there...I really felt like I was in Korea again.\n\nWe got 3 dishes to share, including japchae and a rice cake dish (two of my favorite Korean foods), and I thought they were pretty good. But I refrain from giving 4 stars because I've had better - I'm getting to be pretty picky with my Korean foods...my Korean palate is developing now. ;)\n\nI have no idea how much things cost since my it was their treat, but I'd probably go here again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2008-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lz0RtJ2N-dvQlocaB9Z-yw", "text": "I'd say this place serves mediocre Korean food, but it's worth coming to if you're craving it. I tried the soondooboo (soft tofu soup, i think is the english translation they posted) and the dolsot bibimbap (it was the daily special) with my boyfriend. It definately wasn't the best I ever had, but it was cheap and worth it. It's not the cleanest place since the cup I used to get some water actually had food specks on it but it's cleaner than asian ghetto. For the two dishes, I think it was around $15, which isn't bad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "odrvqdOyOI5BVdzvTJUYnQ", "text": "For Koreans that have grown up with Korean food.. this is NOT the place to go. I've had much much better Korean food. But I suppose if your non-korean friends want to try some korean food and you dont want to go far from campus.. this place will have to do.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ii-xyI3stuKwfzSfiHvI_A", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oHkqI38xyEFnbC5kIBarfA", "text": "I really like this place. It's not the best Korean food I've tried, but the prices are decent, the flavor is good, and service is always friendly. \n\nFor the people that never carry cash - like mea they accept credit cards, no minimum !  Yay!\n\nI usually order:\n\n- Bulgogi ( grilled thinly sliced marinated beef) $9.50\n- Rice cake soup - beef soup with fluffy rice cakes 7.35\n- Galbi( marinated grilled short ribs) yummm $9.85\n- Bi Bim Bap;  rice with assorted veggies and beef served in a hot stone bowl $7.85\n\nAlso great place for vegetarians!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZfxqsSShveh-VGV19t7ghw", "date": "2012-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ol_rSBEYYUpHAnkvXSGX6A", "text": "Of all the Korean restaurants within walkable distance from campus, Toust is my favorite.  Why? Because I LOVE their appetizers!  My favorite is this little potato one. I'm not quite sure what it is, but its sweet and yummy!  There is only one kim chi appetizer, but that's fine with me since I can not take spicy food well!  Other than the appetizers, the only two things I have ordered here are Bulgolgi and Bibimbap, both of which are really good here.  Well when I eat the Bibimbap, I don't add any spicy paste to it, so it's a little bland but still good. Also, when I introduced my friend to Toust, she asked if they can make her Bibimbap with chicken instead of beef, since she doesn't eat beef, and they were very happy to comply! I should also mention that the portions are pretty big, so it's well worth your money!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DFaXG3bvZeLq2vHYzgPNdA", "date": "2010-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oRBYYj4hSDjUvBHvEo7zdg", "text": "I like this place. It's simple -more hole-in-the-wall than restaurant, but clean, easy, good. Not all that easy to get to but I live close enough to walk. I get the bi bim bap in the sizzling stone bowl.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AIxFf_sNluHGKAmAGthcJA", "date": "2012-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OumsSYtxUm2AnEP3KN6VVg", "text": "Come here on Wednesdays for their daily special, the Dolsot Bibimbab! Others are not really worth it for the price.\n\nBut then again, I'm Korean and I have certain expectations of my Korean food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LFdOAP83uARN2LJVU032CA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PCCV1LdRvZfkt5LxyXKMRg", "text": "I'd give this place 4.5 if I could.\n\nThe only thing I've ordered here is the hot pot bibimbap.  But it is amazing.  They have daily specials so on wednedays the bibimbap is under 7 dollars after tax.\n\nService is always relatively quick, and staff relatively friendly.  No credit for purchases under $10.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w_bKwDXr4dOAiC02JL6Veg", "date": "2010-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pdd2fcrCMmltCWuGcEie4Q", "text": "Okay Korean food. Always gives me a tummyache but maybe I just have a weak tummy...I recommend going to that mom&pop's korean restaurant near parker and telegraph.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2010-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pVSJpWRia5vW_TW3XHGOIw", "text": "Wow, this is far worse than your \"average\" korean food. I've only eaten once here and ordered some kind of clear-noodle soup. It was ridiculously bland. The banchan was also tasteless (too \"fresh\" and not fermented enough). I was quite disappointed. Although, I'm surprised that it has a lot of customers; they're Koreans too. You'd think that they have a higher standard of what Korean food should tastes like. Go figure.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Gl5AtZ1vWj4V8wTSgAJwAQ", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "raoYiUc808-KRodrPWqnjg", "text": "I'm Korean, so I can say that they have THE BEST Korean food in this town.\nThe lady in cashier is quite polite, and my only gripe with them is their location and name of the place.\nCan't they be more creative on naming??? does \"T-toust\" give some sense to someone that they are serving great authentic Korean food?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eIe71Hh_rAVmQyajDrkjGA", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ROmi9BW9Os09gOzD6LEZmw", "text": "Toust is my go-to for Korean food because it's in such a convenient location, clean, bright, and has better food than the other Korean options nearby.  Plus, they have a different special every day Monday through Friday (Monday is bi bim bap and Wednesday is hot pot bi bim bap), and it's hard to resist a huge bowl of bi bim bap for sub $6.  Their tofu soups, ramen, and bulgogi are also tasty!\n\nYour meal also always comes with six small sides, which is actually not too common among some of the other fast-food-like Korean places around the area.  Some of the sides vary each time, so there's always something new to try!\n\nOverall, it's pretty average Korean food, but definitely the best around the area.  The service is always lighting fast, and I have never had to wait more than a few minutes for my food to arrive.  It's a little on the expensive side for a place around campus, but if you get a special, totally worth it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QwXpGYoZ4eUE4Bp_sQWj2Q", "date": "2010-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sMxdDcNLSPC0jtlJUNzEFg", "text": "I have only recently discovered T-Toust. I have been in Berkeley for 3 years now and had never tried it. I tried it for the first time this semester and I have come to love it. The Spicy Chicken is amazing. The big salad that come on the side is also extremely delicious. I have no idea what the dressing is, but I enjoy it very much. The soup, which comes with every meal, is decent. It is a little over-priced and will not accept debit/credit card unless you spend at least $15. It is self-serve for water, silverware, and other things. You also bus your own table. Overall, the only reason I return to T-Toust is the food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4ib6qBvIYww_a6Dml6OXXA", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SSUmrIW_hFjeEVQzJUqIAQ", "text": "This is my number one go to spot for Korean food at Berkeley, but that's just because they are close and I love Korean food, even if it's not the best. I had some misses here, but one dish that has never failed me is their hot pot beef soup...mmm it's so good!\n\nI got their seafood tofu soup once because it was on their daily specials, and ewwww....no taste whatsoever! I was so disappointed. And I also tried their bi-bim-bap. It was A-Ok, not bad, not the greatest, good enough. \n\nI really wish Berkeley had some gooooddddddddd Korean food. Please, someone open up a place--I will give you a lot of business.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XpuNEgQPFBe0se9Agpprgg", "date": "2010-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t2gVG4DJevmMP7AMwcmY9Q", "text": "alright. still berkeley korean food. small weird place with clear plastic chairs and bright orange and green walls. food is meh - had seafood soondubu", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T8EJFSZKXnM7tru5-3GeWQ", "text": "This place is a little pricier than i'd like to spend on lunch or dinner, but it seems to be in line with other Korean restaurants. A nice place to have a casual meal. The ramen and bim bim bap are all I've ever gotten from there and I'm always satisfied, especially with all the yummy sides they give you. Really convenient spot when you're near sproul and want some good eats.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CxWcGXtQSRJn6_C241xC9A", "date": "2010-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U5l7jE3IlyFHXtXhgdAb_w", "text": "Keep in mind that four stars is my rating based on berkeley standards (which is like two notches below my LA standards)  But anyways,  I really like Steve's down the street but when you're not feeling like a total carnivore, I recommend this place for decent korean cuisine.  They offer more banchan than neighboring korean restaurants and a quieter, more appropriate ambiance for someone who really just wants to enjoy their meal.  I had the hot stone bibimbap and while this place didn't wow me with it, it didn't disappoint me either.  The portion size is adequate and like most places around here you pay first and clean up yourself, so no tip is needed. (YAY.)  I'd come here again for some tofu soup when berkeley starts to freeze up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uIuH6geDv1nwXLAUQPRiZQ", "text": "I kind of like this place, maybe because the other korean places near campus sucks (except Bear's ramen). A little bit pricey compare to the other restaurants in Berkeley, food is alright, I really like their spicy pork. Beef fried rice is too salty, their ramen is good though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Gv6q0aKJPyUBGoT18PfYA", "date": "2008-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uMB6LnkiCz5JobR-M3flaw", "text": "The first time I came here for lunch with friends, my dish was the last to arrive of my party, and I found a bug in it. Whe on I informed the waitress, she took the dish back and I again waited for my meal. During my wait, the manager came out and offered a free appetizer and an apology. Unfortunately the dish was spicy, but it was a nice gesture :) \n\nMy second time here, I had lunch with a one of my friends who was part of the original group of friends in the first visit. This time I ordered a soon tofu. As soon as my order came and was placed on the table, a moth decides to \"suicide dive\" straight into my tofu. Again, I had to have this dish taken back, and the staff was very nice.\n\nMy friend jokes that I always have the worst experience here, especially when I eat in. After that, my other friend and I always order out, I don't eat in at this place any more. But the food is very good!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YhJ_N1x1C6bEsz0qb_3f1A", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v75LfGI4nckWahoq7sIKbA", "text": "This is not fancy food, just Korean comfort-food favorites for not a lot of money, just a couple steps from campus.  I also love the trendy phonetic name that doesn't make much sense :)\n\nUninspired but completely serviceable banchan- usually some kimchi, potato salad, fish cake, and vegetables.  Every time I've gone, I've stuck with their soups- sundubu, budaejjigae, dwenjang jjigae.  These have all been tasty and homey, really hit the spot.  They also have bibimbap, which I tried once and it was pretty good (maybe nothing to write home about, but definitely a decent rendition)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KPFk7Kru63OHO1kyXK3oCg", "date": "2009-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v8LVf0SImpbpnJxGwyEbUw", "text": "I came to Toust at the recommendation of my friend.  It was the day of the Big Game - Cal vs. Stanford.  After the football game, everywhere was crowded.  My floormates and I couldn't find a place that wasn't packed.  But I knew a place tucked into Sather Lane that had good Korean food (my friend told me).  We went in.  We were greeted graciously by a waitress, who arranged the tables for 8 of us.  \n\nI ordered the Galbi (Beef Rib) Tofu Soup, Spicy.  It was a large portion that definitely filled me up.  My floormates ordered the Bi Bim Bap, Ramen, etc.  They all looked good.  The Bi Bim Bap is very large, but bland - use plenty of hot sauce.  In addition to the usual Korean appetizers, the waitress gave COMPLIMENTARY Galbi/Beef Ribs for our entire table!  It could have used more sauce, but hey it was on the house.  How sweet of them!  Prices are very reasonable and they have specials of the day when certain dishes are discounts ($1-2 off).  I'm definitely coming back again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EK4gZnUbD4hFk8hcHm9xEw", "date": "2009-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VhmlqmYcjRDOtzr-uiTWqA", "text": "Atmosphere: very simple, nothing special\n\nFood quality: They have a few excellent dishes but their entire menu is not impressive. The kalbi is by far my favorite. Their stews e.g. seafood/tofu stew, is pretty good too! \n\nPrice worthiness: worth the price!\n\nService: the lady is really sweet, but there isn't much service besides her bringing you the food, though self serve is pretty typical in Berkeley.\n\noverall I really enjoy this place, and definitely recommend it to the average berkeley student! But if you are a visitor or tourist looking for gourmet food this is not the place to go~", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uSgvle3tGbpOixUHdlKy0g", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vmeLgpelJSg586sBELnB9w", "text": "Came here with a friend during lunch hour and it was pretty busy. I ordered the Bulgogi plate (#2) for $7.95 and it came out within minutes. Yay for being fast.\n\nThe banchan was just ok... They had a short selection with only kimchi, fish cake, bean sprouts, and seasoned potatoes. Wish they had more. I remember a couple years back when I came here, they had 6 and they were very generous with the amount they gave you.\n\nThe bulgogi was a bit underseasoned/undermarinated and a bit undercooked which was kinda sad. Asides from the bulgogi, you get a mound of rice and some lettuce dressed in sweet mayo. Not the most filling plate, nor the most tasty, but it passes.\n\nI would come here again, but I would definitely try something else.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wKoRL_q6MNirrEVWgyQz6A", "text": "The service is horrible and the food is decent.  It's a good place to go if you're really craving Korean food, but if you want to get better food, go to Oakland (down Telegraph).  I had the Tofu soup, and it wasn't as good as most tofu soup I've had before.  I felt that the soup was a little watery.  The bulgogi wrap is an interesting concept.  It doesn't taste bad, but it doesn't taste amazing either.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x2C-7yC-J6CxbMuJ0aM6hw", "text": "For some reason, I always thought this was the best Korean place in walking distance from campus, but after eating it again a couple of days ago, that has changed. I got the bi bim bap to go and it was eh. My friends' food was eh. Maybe it's because we got it to go? Last semester their food was way better with more flavor.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "m7rbZtL4b8du326Ng43SiA", "date": "2010-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xffEw6YcUoeD-dYVj92xnA", "text": "I wish there was better Korean food right around Berkeley campus, but there just isnt. Good thing about this place is you can get a nice hot tofu soup when the weather is chilly outside. I always get the Galbi tofu soup! Comes with a portion of rice and if you eat in, they give you side dishes! Their bibimbap is decent--definitely check out their daily deals because dishes are cheaper.\n\nI've definitely tried better tofu soup, but this place will have to suffice!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YRCzdmOpAFxvvFvYwBab1g", "text": "So after craving Korean food for oh so long I thought I'd give Toust a try again after not having eaten it since freshman year where i thought it would hit the spot. \n\nordered a beef hot pot and was....disappointed. the soup just lacked flavor. :/. the people who work there are always really nice so I def give them some props for having good customer service but the food itself wasn't great. Also they gave less appetizer things. and they weren't as good. overall this place is just A-ok. I wish it was great i really do, especially since there's a lack of good Korean food in Berkeley but this place isn't awesome. It just kind of fulfills the Korean food craving.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7qQpUf0DjsZvcThyh3xe4g", "date": "2011-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zIg16LsG-MiXgTgtgJh32A", "text": "I've always wondered if other Asian people got annoyed with the wave of sort-of-chic/wannabe-fancy Asian or Asian fusions (e.g., Le Colonial or P.F. Chang) places (that I ever-so-rudely say are \"for the gringos\"). Do white people get annoyed when Asians are serving up traditional \"white people\" food?\n\nwhen it comes to most restaurants, I have to admit, I like the shi-shi factor. I like it when places look nice, or have a certain hip quality. But when it comes to \"ethnic\" food - mainly Asian or Mexican, I want the opposite. If a place isn't a little bit grungy, it just don't seem right... Maybe it's my anti-assimilation attitudes, maybe it's because I don't want to high overhead to be passed on to the menu, maybe it's just my reverse snobbery... (yeah, it's probably that)\n\nSo I tried T-toust yesterday, after passing by a number of times. Based on the look and feel of it, i thought it was a sandwich place (also the sign that says \"sandwiches!\" sort of threw me off). Apparently, it's a korean restaurant that also serves sandwiches. It has all the basic stuff - tofu soup, noodles, bulgogi, along with sandwiches.\n\nI had a beef tofu soup, which is hard for me to resist - especially when it's only like 6 bucks. It wasn't bad, especially since there just aren't many korean places in the area with tofu soup. But my friend had the bulgogi... and that was a bit disappointing. It tastes more like it was boiled than it was grilled. and on top of that (literally), they put a bunch of \"stuff\" like mushrooms and peppers... \n\nAll the while, my friend and I were talking about how it was interesting that it had the look of a franchise or mini-chain (e.g., no misspellings on their menus), but the feel of a small business. The place was and is usually packed, so there's definitely the market for this type of food. And even though to me, it seemed like it was \"for the gringos\", it was mostly Asians in da house.\n\nSo this leads me back to my original question: is it just me?... probably...\n\nAnyway, the menu isn't quite authentic, and it's not dirty enough to feel like a genuine Asian restaurant, but the food is decent, though not exactly spectacular. more importantly it's cheap, and pretty close to campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "34bU3gnSHUFHNPLNvwl8fA", "date": "2008-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zlzc4QeVQHaN9Ci6hTypDw", "text": "This place is \"okay\" Korean food. Lots of college students will come here for lunch or dinner and they give a lot of food for what you pay for. I've definitely had better Korean, but what can you expect near campus?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZySUEiAqiqgyUjm86KRQbQ", "text": "I came here a second time as my friend was having a noodle obession. I ordered the beef and rice and it was delicious. The service was better and faster the second time around. During lunch time, this place is ridiculously busy and make sure you bring cash since there's a minimum unless you order over $10.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6jZDAYU7vWGypYJBsxUwQA", "text": "Toust. How the eff do you say that? My friends either pronounce it as \"toast\" or \"tao-oost.\" LOL\n\nI usually prefer other Korean restaurants than Toust but recently... I've been craving it. I went here today and ordered the BBQ Chicken. They give you SO. MUCH. FOOD. Like, I can never finish the whole thing... kinda sad because it doesn't taste the same when you togo it. Hmm, Toust is affordable && they have their daily specials for like a dollar cheaper! (For example: Bibimbap Mondays -A lot of my friends get this.) So far, everything I've tried (bulgogi, spicy tofu soup, bibimbap, kimchi fried rice, and ramen) have been good. Toust has yummy banchans (side dishes) too^^. What else? Service is nice... the interior is VERY Korean aha. Justt go and try it~", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2011-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KhV0MQqA63gZKLoUU_cejg", "text": "Right as I walked in, I was bombarded with the high shrieks and laughter that are so essential to Korean girls. I'm Korean so I have it in me too.\n\nKorean girls know Korean food. And we come here because Toust makes it the best, as far as Berkeley goes, which isn't much.\n\nI got the daily special, the beef tofu soup, which was pretty decent. It had huge chunks of carrot and zucchini, something I've never seen before. I heard they put frozen vegetables in the kimchi fried rice, which is a bit weird. But I tried it at home and it came out pretty good! \n\nAnyways, I didn't get the egg that I usually love cracking directly into my soup bowl, but I didn't mind. I usually have enough cholesterol intake for the day anyways. The beef was fatty, and it kept getting stuck in my teeth, which was pretty annoying. But I used a little toothpick, and it made me feel like an old Korean man. \n\nThe side dishes were sparse, and one of them was canned corn! Suh-weet. It actually tasted good. But you can never go wrong with canned corn. \n\nHere's a toast to Toust!\nWell done for attempting to keep up the well-deserved dignity of Korean food!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AIBCHP4azbrP_ASpcIjSXA", "date": "2010-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1MD7P9yPZRP9-o4D-iuy0w", "text": "t-toust? how do we pronouce it?? TAOst, TOHst, TWOst...no idea. and why is there a t in front of it??? anyways, onto the review. I got the bulgogi sandwich, and i was thinking to compare the sandwiches from here and Espresso Experience (see my review). These sandwiches have major differences. The Bulgogi \"toust\" comes with bulgogi, a fried egg, cabbage and what seemed to be cheese. These ingredients really didn't mesh well. On top of that the bulgogi was not really the best quality meat. The flavor was not that great either. The bread was pretty good, but that couldn't make up for the poor quality meat and awkward flavors. One good thing is that they come with a free bag of chips, and if you get it to-go, they have a pretty fancy bag and box. So Espresso Experience wins the sandwich battle hands down. I would probably come back here to try something more Korean. 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "04giHjWlPorAc_vvLPwj1A", "date": "2008-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5E6dDZhRdpcf5uVpQqV9ZA", "text": "Food was $8 or $9.  I don't remember exactly.\n\nNot only was I really hungry, but I was planning on playing tennis later that night, so I was ready to put down some serious calories.  Upon my friend's suggestion, we came to Toust, er, apparently T-Toust.\n\nYou may immediately notice the brutally fluorescent cafeteria lighting and cheap, but clean cafeteria furniture.  Please do not try to adjust your eyes, it's futile.  Nothing on the tables, which were largely filled, or the menu spoke to me, so I went with bibim bap, a safe bet.  I was incorrect.  The beef was, well, quite bad.  However, they did something remarkable with the egg by managing to cook it to the exact threshold where it would hold together and look vaguely more like a fried egg than a raw one.  The dish wasn't nearly hot enough to cook the egg, so I cautiously moved the egg over, being careful not to spill the nearly raw yolk everywhere.  This, by the way, is coming from a guy who likes his Eggs Benedict runny.\n\nI heard that their soups are better, and their ban chan wasn't bad.  I guess you don't have to compete too hard to outclass Gomnaru or Steve's.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2011-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aQo6b8HdmOYSInlUMyCxww", "text": "I don't think I ordered T-Toust's best dish (I got ddukbokki) 'cause I thought it was just ok. I found their ddukbokki kinda on the sweet side. It's good, but I think Espresso Experience's ddukbokki beats T-Toust's. \n\nI heard their sundubu is really good so I'll try that next time and write another review.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dyWZwQiqFHFwVyA3J9xKMA", "text": "Very mediocre Korean homestyle 'comfort' food at slightly high price.  The food here honestly isn't terrible, but with so much foot traffic from students (it's located directly in Sather Lane), there are many more affordable options when you weigh the taste/portion/cost.  The only thing that saves it is that they have a rotating special every day of the week, in which a normal priced item becomes slightly discounted.  Not bad, but definitely forgettable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_PC_X3tOm5ivqtOMWEKkew", "text": "This place was a solid 5 stars before they changed management.  They used to have these \"Korean Burritos\" which were seriously the best stuff ever.  Imagine a burrito on the outside, but inside is Korean rice, with some edamame and plenty of bulgoki and an amazing dipping sauce.  Those burritos kept warm for HOURS.  \n\nI took my friends that go to UCSD to eat those burritos and before they changed the management and took the burritos off the menu, my friends would make the trip to Berkeley just to eat them. \n\nSadly those days are in the past and this place is just okay.  Not horrible, but a little over priced for the quality.  I guess I shouldn't compare this place to My Tofu House in San Francisco, because that place is truly the best Korean food. \n\nI've tried a lot of their dishes but nothing was a standout.  Their dumplings are way too oily though.  Everything else is safe to order.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2009-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pto2YvuCGOYE5z9gzE33vQ", "text": "If you order Korean tofu here, make sure you order the spiciest option if you want even a hint of flavor. My girlfriend ordered the mild and regretted that decision. \n\nWe ordered the beef tofu soup, and there wasn't really any beef or tofu, mostly zucchini. They didn't supply a raw egg for us, which I thought was standard in Korean restaurants. Side dishes were also lacking: there's only kimchi, potatoes and fish cake. Needless to say we were pretty disappointed. \n\nHowever, given the lackluster Korean tofu places around Berkeley, this one is relatively good. The Korean restaurant on Telegraph and Blake is slightly better, but this one is cheaper and suits students better with its price and proximity to campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q7qALqdjuk7qFfLfN2JXXg", "text": "Worst tofu soup I've ever had. No flavor in soup, tasted just like hot water. I got the tofu soup w/ kalbi - they just throw a piece of unmarinated short rib into the soup w/ some vegetables. The meat might have just been boiled in the water because I could barely chew off the meat. I gave up and just left it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mW21-3YZM6OpvLguA_hyCg", "date": "2009-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VQxH2zSEByKNQgSge7qhZA", "text": "I love this place! Number one Korean restaurant in Berkeley (in my opinion)! The servers are suuuper nice and the food is decent enough considering they're catering to college students. When my friends want to eat Korean food for the first time, I always take them here. :))))))", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n3Zglu5S8gapJBQiM2gOoQ", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WzPLoUAAhCpqryLPAZPwEw", "text": "I got the Kimchi soup which was a NO GO. But the people I went with got some good stuff. The Bi Bim Bab was tasty and the hit of the day was definitely the hot pot beef. If you eat meat, do yourself and favor and just order this. Heads up about the cashier who is probably the owner. Classic micromanager, he told us where to sit even though there were free tables to spare and was pushy about ordering even though there was not a line waiting. Food was good...would return in a blue moon.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zFtFgeIpiAWQW7Gzbz9hfg", "date": "2008-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xHGKiE5kV6wjln0uQc1ZPw", "text": "I had a hard time deciding between 3 and 4 stars for this place, so I think it's fair to give it 3.5 stars.\n\nDefinitely an average experience for Korean food at Berkeley, but I think this is the best Korean restaurant you will find in the area. They offer a discount on the regular Bi Bim Bap on Mondays I believe, so come then if you want to save a little bit on your meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2010-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1q867PDkpoQ2Fwf-DBT1AA", "text": "Campus food stop.\n\nI ordered the bibimbap. Beware of the red pepper sauce! It's peppery! and none too tasty. But the bibimbap, just a mixture of raw things + ground meat + a fried egg, was okay. I can't complain. It was just okay. Maybe they could've used fresher vegetables? Added more meat? I'm not saying one shouldn't order it, but at the same time, I would suggest one order something else, and only get the bibimbap out of indecision (probably what I experienced).\n\nI guess the selection was varied and all, but I don't know.  Finding good korean food in the bay always sparks contentious debates in my circle of friends. I don't know if Toust even makes the debate list..\nThe place has cheap food, it's clean,..but it's just a place to go when you see someone for a lunch date and want to talk more than you want to try out a restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2009-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3pv2fdT439QZiglkt3xLtQ", "text": "Very good, large, cheap food. However, the ambiance of Sather Lane is unappealing. Sometimes stinky smells waft into the window, so I would not sit by the window if I were you. However, the four side dishes are adequate and the food is large and affordable. The specials are a pretty good deal as well. The tofu soup was definitely acceptable. The seafood is nasty, though. Anyway, I can't wait to go back and try the bi bim bap!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "t6--n0Cqea8a14efOOgAFQ", "date": "2011-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "g5SNO1znyumlKHytvYY7yg", "text": "I must first say that I have the lowest spice tolerance or close to no spice tolerance. This place serves some spicy food. If you are one that can handle it and want to test your taste buds, here's the place to go.\n\nI came here on a cold weekend with my girlfriend after our tennis tournament because we were craving something warm and soup like. Suddenly we decided upon this place. Now needless to say we got some spicy food. \n\nI got their hot beef soup and I asked for the least amount of spice possible and i ended up drinking 3-4 glasses of water and eating tons of rice and leaving with a mouth filled with spice. The food was pretty good though.\n\nThis place does come with a price and in my opinion is a tad over priced for the proportion they give. Now I don't know if its normal for korean places to give small proportions, but for $8 for a hot beef soup, I was expecting something a little bigger. The size of the bowl was small. My gf order something else and her bowl was about 1/3 of the size. I am disappointed with the serving size but amazed at the spice they put into their food.\n\nIf there is ever a craving for spice or me wanting to boost up my spice tolerance this is the place you'll find me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FmZTX66c7cEuxqyw_lcYkA", "date": "2011-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E2Pm_qI2efCCVmBuI1xFAw", "text": "I would come to this place when I was in need of a little bit more quality than Steve's down the street. My usual favorite was the spicy BBQ pork, and it never failed to satsify. Toust also provides a wealth of sides, with unlimited refills for those with a heavy appetite. I've also tried the soon tofu and spicy beef soup, all very satisfying.\n\nHowever if you're looking for quantity over quality and want a lot of meat, I would say Steve's in Asian Ghetto would be the best choice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qE4hos_GF5SSdigKEkeaDQ", "date": "2011-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NSZGyaaa2khSI_7WjdLgzg", "text": "I came here for lunch Saturday after class, and I thought it was very delicious.  I had the dduk-mandoo-gook (dumpling and rice cake soup) and my friend had the soon doobu (soft tofu soup).  Both felt very homemade, and it was neither too sweet nor salty.  The lady at the counter was very friendly and attentive.  The self serve water and utensils were clean, as was the place overall.  I'm not from the Berkeley area so I can't give a local's perspective, but as a visitor from SF it's a place I'd definitely recommend.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bWvELivVIa81tFEqiLxS4A", "date": "2008-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dEEheg9rD5HFvxbE8708-w", "text": "T-Toust  sells korean eats on the cheap. average price  7  there is a daily special in the 6.35-6.50 range. the usual popular korean dishes are served here.\n\ndrill: order placed at counter, pay in advance, food brought to table.\n\neats: bi bim  bap(7.35)\n-fried egg, sliced red cabbage, carrots, bean sprouts,cabbage, schredded beef, lettuce\nover short grain rice\n-3 banchan(kimchi, potato, veggie)\n-plentiful to eat, nothing special, hot sauce so so.\n\nbanchan:\n-amigo assistant in kitchen\n-food came out in 5 minutes.\n-cash only?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TTc0fBAW2b5gnG2fD7M-lQ", "text": "This place's side dishes gave me food poisoning. Enough said.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "twBoJIUZBlHkFl9AZSl-Sg", "date": "2009-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ef6ZcYXKOvdBg-srYSZzbA", "text": "This is my favorite place for Korean food by the UC Berkeley Campus. I've come here a couple times now, and each time trying a bunch of different things. I noticed that their food quality can be inconsistent at times, but it's never bad. It just ranges from good, to OHH that's REALLLY good. \n\nWhat I do love about T-Toust is their salads. I NEVER ate salad before this place. They have the best dressing and I'm still trying to figure out what it is. (Please let me know if you know!) I always finish their complimentary salads!\n\nThis place is good. I always love end up loving their food, and their complimentary salad keeps me coming back. Too bad I'm leaving Berkeley, but T-Toust, I want you to know that you made me fall in love with salad. Life changing dressing right there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4yoDx1O3sgILKRJxxeRXfQ", "date": "2009-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0BS_WuT8bcsfh9SeVAKGPw", "text": "Star deductions for using Styrofoam and plastic for to-go orders...tsk...tsk...but I do like that they pack the seasoned rice in a separate container, so you can better control the starch intake. \n\nThe name is a bit odd, yet amusing and dramatic: \"T-Toust! Never Before\" and warmly reminds me of nonsensical, cutesy English translations found on imported Japan town stationary and toys. \n\nLots of Koreans eating here is a good sign. Although it used to be a cool spot for Americanish grub about a year ago, it's new incarnation has grown on me. What I like most about T-Toust is that they include about six different side snacks with each entree, ranging from salty, sweet, hot, to fishy -- which add a lot of variation to the dishes. \n\nI've had Bi Bim Bap, Grilled Pork, and today the Spicy Chicken. Of the three, I like the Bi Bim Bap most, but the others were satisfying as well. \n\nEach serving is enough to feed a Cal football player, or two regular people, OR double as lunch AND dinner! Go there when your appetite is big and your change is low.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dtpI3xtc7HSyFJxDoPyqrA", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "flnGXLKfZxST1rk7hMM87A", "text": "This Korean restaurant caters to the UC Berkeley college crowd, since it's basically across the street and sandwiched between the campus and a dorm. However, the restaurant is very clean and bright and trendy. I like the yellow walls and the Korean magazines they leave out if you want to read them.\n\nThe food is good! It's not the very best Korean food you'll ever have, but the daily specials are a good choice if you're going there for the first time. And I like anything that comes in a claypot.\n\nTheir customer service is excellent. They make a conscious effort to keep everything clean and tidy. And they always serve you Korean side dishes as a service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ilOKrdBtszUeRkuiJfpwHQ", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i3uPbYx6irpvkH9bu7q_HQ", "text": "As a Korean-American who grew up on the cooking of her fobby Korean mother and on the restaurants of Koreatown, LA, there is no way that I could give a Korean restaurant in Berkeley more than three stars. Sorry, Toust. However, Toust is actually not that bad. It's decent Korean food really close to campus. \n\nThey have daily specials where they knock off ~$1 the regular price. Today was bibimbap Monday! It was a large portion and it was not that bad. Price: $6.91 (including tax). One thing that I do like about the place is that it has the feel of a trendy Korean restaurant. Clean interior and quick service. Definitely better than Bear Ramen and Kimchi Garden!\n\nGood place to stop on those times you want to catch up with your Korean friend or when you're really craving Korean food.\n\nTIPS:\n1) Green Tea bags by the hot/cold water dispenser! \n2) Order the daily specials: cheaper!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2011-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iHYvtKWO51aH6x50tT-hnw", "text": "I come here every month or so for my fixing of bibimbap, since it's so close to campus and on Wednesdays, the hot pot bibimbap is only 6.59 + tax! I haven't tried anything else here, but the bibimbap is decent. Their service is great and it includes a couple side dishes as well!\n\nIt sucks that they recently added a 50 cent credit card charge...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MuCnQ2CA3xktQGfBmY_u1Q", "text": "This is a cool little place to eat at. I got the dumpling soup for lunch. The dumplings were alright. They looked like they were the frozen kinds you get from the store. The soup was so delicious though! Mmm... \nI noticed that other places with the same food cost a few dollars less than this place, but I don't know about the quality of their food so... eh.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VtY4-DCNCwF5QddsQibzAg", "date": "2008-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3pWKBbINn41RvY_31BpmSg", "text": "I've walked by Sather Lane a few times and never gotten to try out Toust, so I finally did during finals week!\n\nI ordered the beef ramen and seafood pancakes. The ramen was a little too spicy for me, but the seafood pancakes smelled & tasted delicious! I definitely, definitely recommend them!\n\nOverall though, I felt that Toust was a bit too pricey for the portion sizes; Kimchi Garden is definitely a better bet (:", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4i3eCV8T7Vzn3fkUHnGaVA", "text": "OK, don't get me wrong. Toust is probably one of the best/only korean joints within walking distance of campus. And, as a cal alum and still lingering near cal, I do appreciate Toust for what it is. But, it always disappoints me. Maybe because I'm accustomed to being treated as a queen at other typical korean restaurants (I live near the k-town hub in oakland). So yes, bring me my 15 tiny dishes noooooow. Then, I'll be satisfied.\n\nSpecials are a good deal.\n\nNot a bad lunch spot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IIRFv4Q-O_aDWgwnRgxN1g", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Bk4CjC1ZA9f8-UrcTYj8pw", "text": "I generally don't eat Korean food that often but one of my favorite dishes is spicy rice cake aka ddukboki. The ddukboki here wasn't that great though...it wasn't spicy at all and the taste got pretty tedious. I felt sad that ddukboki wasn't my favorite dish anymore but maybe it's just because the quality here wasn't great.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "I7Hb1kyn_y4da_PkfKLuwA", "text": "I came here for lunch on a whim, and got the veggie + tofu bibimbap. AMAZING. It was seriously the best bibimbap I've ever had--well-marinated tofu, really fresh mushrooms and mung beans. The little dish of marinated/pickled veggies were very tasty too, as was the miso soup.  \n\nFor some reason businesses in this little tunnel have always seemed offputting, and I never would have gone in if I hadn't been starrrving, but man, I'm so glad I did! I'll be back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2009-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vZGb0UiNX7G-T6Cw1QBadw", "text": "This place hit the spot after an afternoon of boozing over at Bear's Lair.  I ordered the bibimbap and it came sizzling hot in a clay pot.  Yum.  I also liked that they served those Korean appetizers along with your meal.  Service and ambience are nothing special, but if you're looking for good Korean food at a reasonable price, this place has got that covered.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "actm2MAoQZF5GKN4iweEkw", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YMh5TSF3oNr-ZZ75OyRA7A", "text": "this place is pretty decent... the servings are adequate, they could give more, but the food is well-made and the service is great. i had the bim bim bap, which was pretty good (especially with a lot of the red pepper sauce)- i like that the veggies that came with it were also well seasoned- they had a hint of sesame oil. one serving came out to $8 with tax, so i can't expect too much. definitely coming back, if only for their well- cooked rice- compared to crossroads and cafe 3's soggy messes.\n\nbring cash though cuz the minimum charge is $10", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NElIvjtWInpMeyeanerJSg", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "F5QRhKcJPsIofm8NlPGAGw", "text": "BARF.\n\nT-Toust = disgrace to Korean food. \nWho cares if the meal is cheap if you've paid money to shovel trash in your mouth? Soon tofu was nasty, goopy (omg! what the ..?!!?!)  and full of MSG-tasting something.... and the spicy pork dish.... oh my. Barf. Looks and feels raw. I was scared for my health and my life. I was mad that I had to sit there and chew on this ugly, stupid food that I make better myself. And I was even more mad that I had just paid these people for disgusting food and I couldn't get a refund. Haha. Refund for food. Ridiculous, I know. But that's how I felt. \n\nYou know what's worse? They market this as Korean food. That is sad. So, so sad. What a horrible dishonor to the great name of Korean cuisine. \n\n\"Toust,.. youuu... dis-honooorrrr... ouurrr famiryyy.....\"", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2EjfO1-gitGFJ0MDFK7VKw", "date": "2010-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "gqJgLkqgZ6oGLdY4FQcojA", "text": "ok, maybe i was being too adventurous. cold noodles on a hot day. yea, it sounded pretty appealing. it was alright until it got too salty. maybe ill try the tofu soup next time\n\nthey need to feed me more side dishes. and the thing that looked and tasted like potato salad.... yea that wasnt korean...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8HtQ6oC1p_G7puf18v1Dfw", "date": "2008-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9bTvwYuWIFJNSd31G5-QRg", "text": "Honestly, the main reason I come here is the proximity to my workplace. The food is decent, service is quick and there are reasonably priced daily specials. Fortunately, my favorite Korean dish (bibim bap) is usually offered twice a week as a special. Korean restaurants typically offer many side dishes (banchan) to complement your meal, as many as 8-12. T-Toust only offers three: kimchi, potatoes, and fishcake. \n\nIt's a solid \"3\" in the star department. Not great, not bad, but....average.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "89dX_yDmaRKVz_xrRIvNzA", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "LMQTsCdhlwBkn8LyKHEJaw", "text": "Best Korean food next to campus. There's Steve's BBQ in the Ghetto, but that place should be renamed Jose's. Haven't seen a Korean working the cash register or kitchen over there in a while. But this place, T-Toust (no idea why they do that T-T thing), is pretty legit. Prices have gone up recently, and it was a shock when I went there earlier tonight with a friend (really fobby Korean guy) and saw that bi-bim-bap (mixed rice with vegetables and meat) was $7+. I was a little disappointed the meat in the bi-bim-bap wasn't bulgogi (marinated beef) but marinated ground beef. That's cool and all, but it's a little cheap... \n\nAnyway, they serve purple/white mixed rice which is really yum, and even healthy too. There's real Koreans working the cashiers and the kitchen, which gives an authentic sort of Korean cuisine. I like the place, and so do the fobs. I see them there a lot. Big thumbs up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2009-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GW80L8KiBnc-UWNnljtoJQ", "text": "i was so ready to love this place, seriously, i was psyched.  it's cold outside i have a cold in my nose all i wanted was some hot spicy soup, and when i walked by this place which looked all family-y and had funky chairs and displayed lots of pictures of hot spicy soups on the walls i was sure it was exactly what i wanted.  \ni ordered the kim chee ramen.  it was sick.  seriously.  i ate some of the broth and the cabbage but the noodle and flavoring were certainly from a 25 cent package.  the flavoring packet flavor made it all grainy and gross... so disappointing.  the rice, which looked delicious, was cold.  ok i know part of the point is to pour your soup over it/put some in your soup but it was cold!!! not just not warm, actually cold.  and the little snacky delicious dishes which are always my favorite part of korean food were actually inedible.  the kim chee, the seaweed salad, the potatoes were the worst i've ever had and believe me i'm not a closet korean food snob out to sabotage everyone not serving the goumet variety, i wasnt expecting anything fancy, just something i'd want to eat. \ni never really write bad reviews, but this place made me so sad i felt like it was my duty.  i'm broke, so, taking myself out to lunch (even if is was a $7 lunch) is kind of a luxury for me these days and it sucks to waste that on a meal like this one.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Oi6crGoMj9hfq1E-ZIn2Hg", "date": "2008-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QbZvR5TvefFXT3nQcdZReA", "text": "Where do you go when you have the budget of an undergraduate college student?  Duh - you go to where all the kids are going, near UC Berkeley's campus.  Thanks to glowing endorsements by Aimee L. and Patrick M., my friend and I decided to head to lunch in Berkeley for the day and try the much lauded T-Toust...much to the appreciation of our pocketbooks - we had an enormous lunch for two for less than $14.  \n\nWe shared the Yuk Gae Jang (Beef Stew) and the Bulgogi (barbecued meat), and partook in the free banchan and two nice sized bowls of rice.  Pretty good stuff...the bulgogi had great flavor (although it was a little tougher than I prefer), and the Yuk Gae Jang was deliciously spicy, with tender chunks of beef and really yummy pieces of kosari (fern), bean sprouts, and mushrooms.  Everything was served quickly and piping hot, and I couldn't eat again until much, much later that evening.  \n\nWhy don't we have good, cheap Korean places like this in SF?  Why?!?!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e1FuiYSV1v29q2OTR9ojBA", "date": "2008-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "cGFFZHxT-58hfnI9211QeQ", "text": "Very average Korean food with over average portions with very average prices coming from an incredibly average campus eatery. With this my review is DONE.\n\nWell, maybe not. The name is weird. It doesn't make sense. I guess its easy to remember though. The decor is forgettable. The same goes for the service. The food really isn't as \"good as mom makes it\", but definitely has enough authenticity to whet your Korean food craving. Try the usual crowd favorites of soondubu (soft tofu soup) or bibimbap (umm a bowl of mixed rice, veggies, and meat?)\n\nTheres nothing really here that makes the place stand out, either good or bad. I would of totally forgot I ate here, except for the receipt I found in my desk. Hmm.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Az_Kg6OyB1O3VQn0RTpE-g", "text": "I guess I'm not a big fan of Korean food when it comes to eating out, at least it wouldn't be the first thing to come to mind. But I met a friend here for lunch and the food was ok. I got the beef entree, which came with soup, a small side of salad, and rice, including the side pickled dishes.  It was a lot of food, and it seems like this place is populated with a lot of Cal students...perhaps because of the affordable prices.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pvmvgoVjlQf28Ywz3NuD_A", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "x2gSwtXfgJRZr88p-roHnA", "text": "I LOVE THIS PLACE. I love all its kimchijigae type stuff and I love Korean food in general so I  come here around once or twice a week. I would say they are probably cheaper/average price-wise but their food is really good. The staff is friendly as well and there's little wait time making it convenient.\n\nI'm sad that one of the guys, Justin, doesn't seem to be around anymore but the new people are pretty awesome dude. One of the older servers always holds up a box of candy when Im ready to leave and goes \"Candy?!\" with a huge smile. It makes my day. \n\nBibimbap, Kimchijigae, Kalbi, Bulgolgi... all good choices at Toust. If you want a soup thats not spicy... you should get the Beef Soup. Lots a flavor and quite sweet and quite a bit of meat.  :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AKHX3VbnKrdE_nIOCd5ptA", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "_jPxq7MHkl2KS3FRRst4Eg", "text": "I would like to know where the korean-food lovers get their korean food. This place is crap compared to samwon or oghane or many many other places in Oakland, but where else can you get decent korean food that's walking distance from campus? I guess Bear Ramen is alright. Steve's is far worse than this place. The service is pretty fast and i can get a tofu soup and rice for about 7 bux.\n\nSo please tell me where to get better korean food that's walking distance from campus. Or maybe ur mom vacuum seals bags of home-made korean food for you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jcr5xVkXWqDHdMHGeS0o3g", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V1SuwIUHgktuSqY_prnf1A", "text": "I feel like I haven't earned the right to review this place yet, having yet to try one of their delicious-looking \"tousts.\" I can say however, that this is very unlikely to be \"The Healthiest Food\" in Berkeley, as their flyers claim. Are fried potatoes sandwiched in bread really healthy? Bacon in bread? Hmmm...\nThis aside, I tried the Japchae one night--waited for about 20 minutes to get my food and was late to my Decal. The inside of this place is cute, very modern, with lots of Korean Cal students. \nThe Japchae was pretty good, lots of veggies and all...I enjoyed it...nothing to write home about though. Next time I'll try one of those healthy tousts.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2008-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 8, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "6i-ZyS4q8dEeNI7wCUmWNQ", "text": "Food around campus needs to be judged by a different set of standards, and I guess I should add that a 3-star is a campus 4 1/2 stars.  It's designed for college students and the occasional tourist, and should be inexpensive, tasty, relatively nutritious, and quick.   T-Toust fills the bill nicely.  I don't speak Korean (big surprise there), but I suspect that the little square character with the T IS the name, and they also spell it out for us Anglos.  \n\nThey have an extensive menu, featuring the usual Korean specialties plus a few more unusual items, with their daily specials a couple of dollars cheaper than on the regular menu. At lunch time patrons are cheek by jowl and waiting, with only one amazingly efficient and overworked young woman taking orders, serving, cleaning tables, moving the 3 chile sauce bottles from table to table, and running the register, so one might say the service is not the best,  although if I were looking for an employee, I'd hire her in a heartbeat.\n\nThe food was fresh and clean, well prepared, perhaps not entirely inspired, but by campus standards, sparklingly good.  My hot pot bi bim bap to go featured separate compartments for the little side nibbles typical of Korean meals, the rice & veggies were tasty, and a generous cup of chile sauce was included to counteract the mildness of the flavors (again, good for the spice-tolerance-impaired average patron).  One of my new go-to places, fo sho.  I do wish they'd get a little greener with their to-go containers...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JsbKIJsnrgQTMfYn03sLNA", "date": "2009-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "22yTwTUyMBY3SFu_Hj4NOQ", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 8, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "EbbZl9kD4CnhsM5i9udupA", "text": "This place used to have some pretty nifty sandwiches and wraps on their menu in addition to their Korean dishes, but they decided to strike that out one day....\n\nand I don't mind!\n\nEveryone made such a big deal about them not offering the sandwiches and wraps anymore that their popularity has gone down, but let's focus on what they are better at making anyway. I've always ordered the Korean dishes even when those other items were offered.\n\nTheir hot tofu soup is damn spicy and always comes out piping hot. The bulogi comes out pretty sizzling too. The bibimbop is a good size. Everything is fairly cheap. Sure it's not gourmet, but it's good quality for its price. What's not to like?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0bX1EWMnrMg5Dmk_8-jSzQ", "text": "Taste: 2\nValue: 4\nService: -\n\nHad this place cater for an event, and I thought Joshuya had a lot of rice on their sushi. The sushi was very mediocre, but then again, maybe their specialty rolls are better. However, based on my experience, you should only come here if you want cheap, very mediocre sushi.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0Ikhu5_QsGqCWcxsx9rMNQ", "text": "Good Sushi, really good price for students.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0mTjAMxeC_8wbYf9ja12jA", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0UT9lfNq9SlY_mJRU6FnAw", "text": "Tako kept me alive during college. I would never order \"real\" sushi or anything raw here, but the golden california roll is TOO good, and if you've only got, say, your last $4 to your name crumpled up in your pocket, you can at least keep the dizzy spells away for a little while. People say this place is really gross or bad sushi, WELL DUH. It's not a sushi joint in my eyes; it's more like a Burger King that just happens to serve japanese cuisine rather than cheeseburgers. And it's damn good and beats the hell out of spending your last $4 on a flat of Top Ramen.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LZJmDJtka5OAc395nsUDVQ", "date": "2007-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ExycH_RdDIawdBJeBtlhQ", "text": "i have forgotten how cheap things are in Berkeley.  That deserves at least 2 stars.  \n\nWell, in addition to that, the sushi is pretty good and I highly recommend their popcorn bite salmon, really nifty and yummy appetizer.  \n\nWe ordered that and 4 roll for three of us and still had leftover. So they have pretty big quantity.  In term of the quality, I am pretty happy with it.  2 of our order were fried/cooked, so I can say to its entirety that the fish are fresh, but the ones I had were good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Dz8DrAyYNU-5IzRi1qV1Og", "date": "2009-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1-_GZ4xZxx21AlhxPJuOvQ", "text": "the spider rolls are good, as are the teriyaki chicken bowls.  i just wish they served sake.  the portions tend to vary in size, but mostly its pretty filling. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8R7OL8nrdV6xzECgdCGS7g", "date": "2010-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1NservpVRiGjum96Unrmuw", "text": "This place is definitely a great, hidden staple on the UC Berkeley campus. I came here recently from San Jose CA, for a birthday dinner with about 20 guests. This place wasn't very big so I didn't expect fast service or the greatest of quality... I was wrong. We ordered party platters in advance and as soon as we walked through the door, they were bringing the finished food out to our table. We got 2 huge plates of teriyaki chicken, 2 huge containers of katsu chicken, and 2 huge platters of california rolls, and shrimp tempura rolls, and 2 huge bowls of sesame seed white rice. The food we ordered was more than enough and our bill came out to about $10 per person. Now onto the food.... IT'S AMAZING! The teriyaki chicken was so flavorful and not overly sweet. Definitely a good balance of chicken flavor and sweet teriyaki sauce. The katsu chicken was crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside and wasn't overly oily. The katsu sauce it came with was a bit too tangy for me but that was easily countered by the sesame seed white rice, which had a rich sesame seed flavor but didn't over-power the rice at all. The california rolls were definitely good and probably the best quality of california roll I have had in the bay area. I didn't get to try much of the shrimp tempura roll though because I had already filled up on everything else. From what I remember though it was good, but I have had better. Another thing I really liked was that the staff didn't snicker or humorously make fun of me when I asked for a fork because I don't know how to use chopsticks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MV2HhXd8rM9aidOKCAhdyg", "date": "2011-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1TS2wzLsAgw0FYMoF4ZPsw", "text": "Pretty good food at rock bottom prices.   We went to Tako Sushi around 9 and ended up splitting the pork tonkatsu donburi.  It came with miso soup and a fried egg mixture that included imitation crab.  Our waiter was super nice considering we split a 5$ meal and had a lingering after-dinner conversation.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "actm2MAoQZF5GKN4iweEkw", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1U42N5KuSSn2b32T9QsRlg", "text": "Liked their sake. Sushi was good for typical restaurant sushi. Nice looking dining area (a date spot maybe?), but I thought it was a little expensive for the quality and amount of food you get. It's probably my fault though. Came here with the $50 gift certificate coupon from restaurant.com :) So, you have to spend over $100 and there's 18% gratuity. Not bad right? We chose items up to $100 but with the sake and hidden gratuity, it came out to be 30 bucks per person for 4 people. Not a bad considering I was stuffed, but I came with the impression that it was going to be a cheap meal. Impression aside,  food was good, just good. Not amazing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IIRFv4Q-O_aDWgwnRgxN1g", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2kE1mlWLQJmdGAik8MbYOA", "text": "Super cheap. I mean, really really cheap. Just get rolls and you'll be safe.\n\nPerhaps I was a poor college student with no taste buds, but I liked the food here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9eD9tHPOSOJFVeetfonRxw", "date": "2007-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2TUVpeLiUPbVXrHl3U1bGg", "text": "Are you serious?  Or are you people just starving?  \nI'll admit, I've ate here too.  But BEWARE.  My friend had to run for the bathroom with explosive diarrhea before the check even got to the table.  I was wise enough not to eat the raw fish.  My favorite thing to order was the miso soup and a rice.  The total came out to $2.  That's how you eat starving student style.  It's cheap, but at the expense of your personal health.  Who knows what type of worms that live in that quality of raw fish.  Most of you are smart UC Berkeley students, use your brain when it comes to this stuff.  Get a burrito at La Burrita instead.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6nZGkmLRMCBZdDfox-9-6A", "date": "2007-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3F-ToZaKGrFPueLz4DWPqQ", "text": "Although I give this place a one star, I used to go here quite often until I couldn't take it anymore...yes this place is very cheap and for the food they serve I think it should be cheaper. \n\nGood for students like me since the price is low and the portion is pretty big. But, the quality is very very very bad...I don't think I have ever eaten such low quality sushi in my entire life lol. After first few visits, I realized this place is not for sushi or sashimi...more for teriyaki and donburi (but they are whatever too) \n\nI am kind of crazy about sushi, and I know my fresh fish...but this place is so so bad. I never go to this place anymore I think it's just a waste of money.\n\nNonetheless, the owner lady is very nice :)", "stars": 1, "user_id": "iRWiFPVgz4t-sQ95Ro8EZg", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3PS4VzyOisPFrFtitYUvlA", "text": "I'm pretty picky with sushi and this place just doesn't do it for me. After having eaten good sushi/sashimi, its hard for me to go back to places like Tako Sushi. Quality of their food can definitely be improved. Not sure if the price they charge is worth it. I'd recommend that sushi lovers avoid this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ii-xyI3stuKwfzSfiHvI_A", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4RT--VncruS4JPkL72wTGA", "text": "I wish Yelp would allow negative stars. \n\nThe miso soup came in a stained plastic bowl with a VERY strong aroma of ... bleach. If you are going to use bleach, can you AT LEAST make sure my bowl is not covered with brown stains?? The health department should shut down the place based on that alone.\n\nAs for the sushi, let's just say I hope what I ate was fish. =/", "stars": 1, "user_id": "RtJ0-8XpFdjc7H08wROPiQ", "date": "2008-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4sn5LFLfCjjD8XlMBcEIgg", "text": "My friend and I stuffed ourselves with 28 pieces of suhi for both of us, and after tax it was only around $17. The services is quite good-- the waitress always made sure our glasses were filled with their lemon water and she offered to take a picture of us when she noticed my friend was taking photos of the sushi. Though their sushi isn't the best, it does taste decent.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4v5S-jT1PXykR3Eju7OZgw", "text": "For the price paid, and the proximity to campus, the sushi is not bad. I always get the caterpillar roll and I like it. Of course, there are much better places, but if you don't wanna go far from campus, then Tako Sushi is adequate", "stars": 3, "user_id": "afma1D3AOpBAhQcSyAgL2w", "date": "2007-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "50fZ6lhEg_BAS67ws2SKTg", "text": "Literally waited 30 minutes for a Beef Teriyaki Roll and Baja roll. We weren't even served any miso soup, and when we asked the waitress about it, she said it didn't come with the meal. What crap is that. You should have given us soup anyways because we were waiting so long. I pretty much finished drinking my glass of water by the time the sushi came out. \n\nWaited 30 minutes for some sushi and ate it in 10. I rather go to a sushi place, wait for a a longer time but know that my food is gonna be good! We waited a long time for bad sushi!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fvvdIdm9a8gYfMuaTSPoGA", "date": "2009-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "52R5qXDMeOBzfVKQ2-MsnA", "text": "Went here a second time during lunch. They were super busy and the service was extremely slow. Ordered the Bento box which wasn't very good. But the portions were huge. The green tea tasted pretty bad also. They ran out of the wings I ordered so they had to downgrade my order of 8 to an order of 5.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5PRY3LKX5DS3HcezaCgIFg", "text": "I used to go weekly, but now I visit Tako only every few months. Judging from the reactions of friends and family, Tako Sushi's food appeals best for those who like cooked Japanese food and not to tastes for premium raw sushi. I'm definitely in the former group of patrons: my favorite items are the Teriyaki chicken bowl and sushi rolls, the shiitaki rolls, and the tasty miso soup :-) Friends/family have complained on several occasions that the raw sushi is not very fresh.\n\nFood aside, the location is great, the late hours are very convenient, and there's usually ample seating. Service is usually very slow and inattentive. The place is *probably* hygienic, but it's pretty dirty with food stains decorating the walls.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0_mBCkhzIzIcE1FQBkwqOA", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "61Gr-OTmk-aySfGnOYCmkg", "text": "The service is very slow. I have seen students leaving out of impatience. The sushis are excelent, in the Chinese-Korean style (dragons, tempuras sushis, rainbow, etc), and their miso soup is really creamy and rich. I highly recommend the vegetarian sushi.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uJK7-K3781R7Bn7QVdVcsg", "date": "2005-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6a1Bsa8XLLjnPesa17ai9w", "text": "Just ok food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pHLCm78t02HQWmEE7eBcng", "date": "2011-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6r81wxXGaRd0hBWe0RTgew", "text": "Tako sushi is definitely a great place to go if you don't want to pay too much for your sushi! If you are introducing someone to sushi, you might want to take them here.\n\nI definitely prefer Joshuya's on Dwight, but this place is great for the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KVoYCx8tvlxxAqEi2jZ5fA", "date": "2010-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6zJzVwUIT8GDdbm88zcUuQ", "text": "Sushi quality is not very good, but they make up for it with a huge selection and relatively good prices, with some student friendly specials to boot. Many of the rolls are actually pretty tasty, but it lacks poise.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7GPz0xfPuLTwtmsOIwbVyw", "text": "We LOVE Tako Sushi! \n\nThere's a sort of mental equation you do every time you go out to eat that helps you calculate whether the food you're eating is as good as the money you spent on it. Sometimes, there's a happy medium where you feel like you ate well and paid a fair price; sometimes, you know you were overcharged for mediocre food; and sometimes, on very rare occasions, you feel like you got a total steal and scored pretty good food for next to nothing.\n\nThat latter scenario is how I feel about Tako. The food isn't the most-friggin-amazing-oh-my-god sushi you'll ever eat, but it's damn tasty. Hits the spot. And the prices are ridiculously low, especially for sushi.\n\nPlus, the staff are all super friendly.\n\nI highly recommend this place and go there all the time, myself.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8x_WagfL37U_GaDXVK7j0g", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7IXmegdtr2CFzpYJnqqM9w", "text": "Awful.  Atrocious.  Ick.  I used to eat here all through college, but went about six months ago and had to send stuff back.  Some of the fish looked like what I imagine the small intestine to look like.  Avoid this place like the plague unless you like eating questionable (at best) raw fish.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_TzAVPPM0PG4X62iarVILQ", "date": "2006-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7T7VVinlzcMqEwDlj8aBrg", "text": "If you're not incredibly picky about your sushi, and you like a variety of rolls to choose from, tako sushi is a good choice. My sister and I have come here to eat a few times and it's been tasty and relatively  well priced.  Check out their takeout partner nude sushi as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rOcNCtnpnzUJgDAHz7SgQw", "date": "2009-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7WTLFGgM7qQuYmh0_F2tSg", "text": "I refuse to feel ashamed for loving this place! \n\nTako Sushi is cheap AND good. I can't attest for the sashimi or nigiri but I will guarantee that the rolls are great.  My favorites are the shrimp tempura, california and salmon skin rolls. \n\nOh and what can I say about the salad dressing they have?!?! It's delicious. More then once have I considered stealing the bottle (message me if you know the recipe).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8KwhxPrGBWH1cUaEEVDXug", "date": "2007-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8_aHRmuZXo6vTrTif0m_oQ", "text": "Likes: their cheap spider rolls and quick service.  Nice place to grab lunch or take out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BiWYDNIf7gBBNRtP6YVwIA", "date": "2010-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8F74U0KCHZcnG1I4uYtIBw", "text": "This is my go to sushi place when I want cheap sushi rolls. How can you blame a poor college student?\n\nThey serve free miso soup and the lady waiter is usually very attentive.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "06_h2WD3GyP1iezncM-bEg", "date": "2009-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8PtjtlwZxXO2819T858aoA", "text": "Oh, the sound of Tako sushi right now makes me feel slightly ill.. If you are looking for a quick fix of bad, but cheap sushi.. Tako might suit you. Otherwise, if you're looking to survive, look elsewhere.\n\nWhen I came here, I made the terrible, terrible mistake of ordering something that resembled kimbap. I know, I know! Seriously mistake. It was probably the worst experience I've had a Japanese restaurant. The mushrooms did not taste right, and the yellow cucumbers were so dry and stale. I also had a spicy tuna roll. Not only was it not spicy, but it didn't even taste like it had fish in it. \n\nGranted, prices here are really cheap. But for not much more, you could get waaay better sushi. I am being pretty generous here with two stars, and I'm not picky! I promise!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gDxSpme9duJavbNusoRRmg", "date": "2009-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8SAZ7VlpmzTCUhlodiuaZw", "text": "Fast service. Nice seating area with outside seating! An extensive menu of rolls. Fish that won't make you sick. And a wait staff that looks to please you -- all of these can be found at Tako Sushi, at -- here's the kicker -- affordable prices!\n\nYou won't get sick like you may from the food in the Asian Ghetto. And your wallet won't turn into a feather, like it will down the street at Norikonoko or Joshu-ya Sushi Boat. Tako Sushi is convenient, tasty, and priced right -- and the perfect fix if you want to get your Japanese on, on a frequent basis.\n\nI get sashimi. Or udon. It's always tasty at Tako Sushi. And they even subbed out my rice for extra green salad. Woh yeah, baby. I can't comment too heavily on the quality of their chicken, but their fish and their veggies are great. In my opinion, Tako Sushi is underrated. It's sushi at a value-price, and they do value-priced sushi RIGHT.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YAjtEyiVULL4cQRmfcGOzA", "date": "2008-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8wuIdYUxjIunWTp1xvlPTQ", "text": "This is a nice place for college students to grab lunch, dinner or both. The price is very student friendly and the portions that they serve are worth the price paid.  I never really looked into the restaurant until one of my friends told me that she bought kimchi fried rice for only $4. So I decided to go and find some food the next day with a couple of other friends, although I did not order the kimchi fried rice, I was able to get a pretty good deal from the \"starving student\" section of the menu. Went back again a few days later with another group of friends and ordered a giant bento box.\n\n    As a college student and a customer, the pricing and the size of the dish captures my attention, but the taste matters too. I would not say that the food was bad, but it is definitely not great, some dishes are better than others. \n     The curry fish katsu was mediocre, the curry was not what I expected, but the fish katsu was cooked pretty well, the fish maintained its moisture and it was crispy at the same time. \n      The teriyaki with tempora bento box was pretty good over all, and the portion was enough for two meals. However the salad that came with the bento box was drenched in dressing, I felt a bit overwhelmed by the dressing(maybe tone down on the dressing?). One bad egg can mess up the entire batch of cookies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EQCf6PorCyncxzg-zrOjDA", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9KjH6CsszxuAMqjl1eaCIg", "text": "Tako Sushi is a crowded little sushi shop that catered to the poor college students.  The quality isn't too great, but its cheap, although over the years, the sushi roll size is slowly getting smaller.  I guess they need to skim the money somewhere to survive in this economy.  The starving student special are pretty good as fillers.\n\nI remember back in the days we would order 100 piece of california rolls for only about $30, which to us is a better alternative to lure students to your club meetings since its better than pizza which everyone is sick of, since you get that for free almost everywhere in college.\n\nHowever, throughout the years, my value of food changes.  The quality outweighs the quantity and price now.  Thus, I have to say farewell to Tako sushi, I might come visit one of those days when I am starving but forgot my credit card and debit card while strapped for cash.  Till then, au revoir~", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8xjJmWVJVHzm7X4-lf2SSw", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9qp--NWgNSmtLutcgU2mZQ", "text": "Delicious, affordable sushi with extremely friendly service. Our waiter tried to give us back the tip, saying it was too much,  which only made me want to tip him more! We thoroughly enjoyed our dinner...thanks, Tako!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W_nUbAfA59CDGD_imuTNg", "date": "2011-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a237RuE_cRcUydLcZEWOVw", "text": "i went back and ordered some simpler sushi. friends got ramen. still, nothing special. good service and cheap cheap cheap though. makes it A-OK in my book.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y0cCcyxKUsOBjyN10qtkZg", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_A8TJCJcq_k6YzNM9KcktQ", "text": "I love Tako sushi. Sometimes I crave it and drive all the way to Berkeley just to get a roll or some bulgogi. It's delicious and relatively cheap. Granted, they've got un-traditional types of sushi that make sushi purists cringe, and every time I go there someone in the table next to me is telling their sushi virgin of a friend, \"have you ever had raw fish? Really, it's not that bad.\" If that sort of thing bothers you, you probably won't like Tako Sushi. But if you can get around that, try coming here. This place just has the best food.\n\nPlease note, I've been to Japan thrice and even lived there for a brief spell, so I do know what real sushi is supposed to taste like. =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nsainc4XXcEi4mbTHtju0g", "date": "2008-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "agY7i5M0lDaTm8qQNI3QrQ", "text": "Good price and very good food. Parking sucks and some tables have poor lighting", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7poacT6Xok28ahf0KCkVZg", "date": "2010-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ar2jluzA3UW4jGBu5ZPP7Q", "text": "Only three stars? Tako sushi has always been one of my favorite reasonably priced sushi places; even when I'm back home in the South Bay I find myself wanting to drive up to Berkeley to get some Tako Sushi. I have yet to have a bad experience with them; they have always politely greeted me at the door and checked on me frequently at the table. The food has always been up to my standards for what I'm paying too - you can't complain much when the most you pay for a roll is $7.99.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YlnOzp45KWr1-VGN1WIJoA", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aT5vl6QuP1WclixM7eScWw", "text": "I love this place. Its super cheap and delicious. Everyone should try the Lion King roll, its amazing. This place is way better than Joshuya  sushi.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WH07rKuOMKxTQWf007MbJw", "date": "2011-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aZ3YBP5Pq8DQB_DIUt-zXA", "text": "An intestinal tract hardened by years of Asian street food has apparently helped my ability to digest mediocre sushi of questionable quality. I'm satisfied with the variety and value obtained for the price here. I usually aim for about $10-$11 between a deluxe roll and a simple \"stomach filler\" roll: \n\nmain order: a $8.99 Dynamite Roll or Cherry Blossom, or $8.49 Ashby Roll, Pink Dragon, Rainbow Roll, any of which could be a meal in itself (certainly a lunch)\n\n+ an additional cheap veggie roll, $1.79 for kappa maki, avocado-cucumber roll, or a four-piece California roll\n\nI'm usually quite full and the final bill doesn't hurt TOO much.\n\nMy choice of fish is nothing fancy -- just tuna and salmon for the raw stuff, and tempura shrimp. I like octopus and scallop and clam as well, but I would never order these here, as I question the freshness of less popular ingredients. I only stick to maki rolls, and never get sashimi or nigiri, as I think that's the way to get more bang for your buck.\n\nI've ordered some of the appetizers before, and never been impressed. Edamame is way too cheap to buy and prepare on your own, and not worth what you pay for a tiny dish in the store. Their gyoza are wimpy and dry and probably not made in-house. I like fried tempura with udon, but since learning to make my own, I've come to realize how bland theirs can be. The biggest disappointment was their agedashi tofu, which had no flavor or personality whatsoever (yes I know, it's tofu, but it DOES have a distinct taste and texture when done well).\n\nThe service is as sterile as the Christian contemporary they broadcast on the stereo, but it's sufficient. I think I've gotten a few free bowls of miso out of them when I've ordered \"enough\" (though there's nothing in the menu or on the walls to indicate what that magical threshold might be).\n\nCome if you're stuck on campus and are craving sushi but you're not expecting much. Don't forget your punch card. At $5 a punch spread over 63 holes ($315), it's going to take a loooot of sushi to earn yourself a free meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XBmS31okwuFm8-OJmvsEtg", "date": "2010-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b07XIYkdRM59770SAW0vUA", "text": "Their menu is huge, which is bad for the indecisive eater, such as yours truly. I'd had their sushi--which is really good--in the past, so I decided to try a plate and got the salmon teriyaki. The entree came with three generous cuts of salmon smothered in sweet teriyaki sauce, a mound of rice, and salad with what I think was a dressing that included that asian-type of mayonnaise. The fish was okay, but not fresh tasting. Total plus tip came out to $11, pricey for food that is yummy but average.  \n\nUltimate conclusion: I would stick to the sushi! Also, their miso soup is pretty salty. Random fact: they are the same owners of Nude Sushi.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b1__ay3RIDu4rdsSoNKsgw", "text": "Best Sushi in East Bay and very affordable!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DWN7782yzmbwYt93nFszMQ", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b5zIz38eNrM9UDNTnv1HkQ", "text": "Looking for cheap and good sushi..the place to go. \nI enjoy coming here to get cheap rolls like the cal roll or godzilla..\nthe fish isn't as fresh as it can get..but the miso soup here rocks! \nBut they're specialty rolls are also very delicious as well...\nme and my brother come here and he can fill himself up with less than $20 ..mind you my brother is a serious weight lifter with a HUGE appetite.. pretty nifty =] \nmmm...i always crave this place..mmm", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H1RdhCo-J3DNB94HGnS5rg", "date": "2009-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BfR_8WqrgIyuM0UkWvKNXw", "text": "I dont  know why i ate here! i've stayed away for such a long time but today i had sushi here. it was a bit pricy for what i got..... a lot of mushy rice and ends not meeting. The walls were dirty... eww.  This reminded me of the first time i made sushi.  when i tried picking up the sushi it was stuck to the plate so it all fell apart. \n\n\nI had to ask for the lady to give me ginger! WTF!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "X24q82ujb__rrrC6ujxt5g", "date": "2008-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bj6l8vSJ-_WuYcvrwZVShQ", "text": "i've had better. they do delivery i think, which is cool if you're hungover and don't want to drive or walk, but i don't know if sushi is good for one suffering from a hangover. \n\nthe restrooms suck.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "MT3MLjukilFZGkPVDqcuYA", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CC9mc8rQd3YqjzzEphCVNQ", "text": "First off, I just want to say that I have a different standard when it comes to sushi in Berkeley versus sushi back down in socal where I'm from. In Berkeley, I don't/can't expect a lot, especially for japanese food. You're either gonna get really expensive japanese food that just tastes ok, nothing special, or you're going to get a pretty good deal on japanese food that tastes just as good.That's kinda what Tako Sushi is for me~\n\nI'd say that it's the best deal out of the other sushi places on southside of campus, so whenever I want japanese food (my favorite~!), Tako is my default :)\n\nService - good\nMusic - christian, i like!\nFood - good\nLocation - good", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3rYnm-3aPU-rtOrqWkhqoQ", "date": "2010-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cd7wIF5wmotkoi25gd1Aag", "text": "Very cheap, late-night sushi.\n\nWe've been here several times over the past year and it's our go-to place whenever we're stuck on the East Bay.  A is a Cal alum, so he knows all of the affordable places to eat near campus.  \n\nMost people get the rolls-- California, tuna, hamachi-- but it's usually in the bento box meal.  \n\nThe food is what you would expect in a college town.  Value sushi in Berkeley... that's talking about Tako!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gVf6ecTsJJH-PFl2t-V6vw", "date": "2007-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CfqlAkiLQGWs9QbwtvjDnQ", "text": "This place is always a must when I go to Berkeley. I know it's not the most appealing place, but I love the ramen. It's probably just an ordinary pack of ramen that they use... but the pot they serve it in is so cool and they use the right amount of spices. As for the sushi, I wouldn't know... I never got it, but whenever I look at another persons plate I would imagine it to be good. The prices are cheap...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "okwMn905FfWen_f3uVKE0w", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cIJ1sPcOMG6jty28lL9Jeg", "text": "This place is my favorite sushi restaurants in Berkeley only because of its price. If you're a broke college student and aren't too picky about your sushi then this place is the best! Their best deal is their teriyaki chicken bowl for only 5 dollars which is a very generous size. Their rolls range from 7-10 dollars and their also decently sized but if the restaurant is crowded, their slow in making the rolls. Moreover, the waitress can also be rude if you keep asking her for stuff. Try to get the guy working there as your waiter instead. I gave this place 5 stars pretty much solely on its price and food portion.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GjVTZwgR4Z6VAc7tZ5ZXZQ", "date": "2010-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cm7F-wMAyU4V3BH9Qjf11Q", "text": "A very diverse menu and one iof the better tasting and healthier eating options on Telegraph.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lXy40UvPpfHP9GEdq9POzg", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cOYIIYmQp5ZET3YpyPhCTQ", "text": "Tako was where I learned to like sushi and it has not disappointed me in my 4 years at Cal. I go about twice a month and the service and food are always good. It's definitely the best quality to price ratio. I try to try new places, especially since I moved to North Side, but I'm always disappointed by quality or price. I know that there is better sushi out there, but I am perfectly satisfied with Tako. The BF and I can get ridiculously full off $30 and I've yet to find a better shiitake role.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OQReii7_RBWTp1C5sQBkLw", "date": "2009-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "css19ZnKYJm4SikX0zELvg", "text": "Decent food, good prices. I'm vegan and I like my sushi simple. I got an AAA roll (avocado, asparagus and tofu) for around $4.00 for 8 pieces. It was just enough food for me, and if I wanted an even cheaper meal, I could go for a cucumber or avo roll for less than $3.00. Their menu is a little bit overwhelming and confusing, and sometimes service can take a while though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1yN58kjtt_Kv91yc3ZteNg", "date": "2010-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DIud_CnlajbWUFn29BxHLQ", "text": "This place is close to campus and fulfills all my sushi needs. I come here ALOT, and it has never failed me. Prices are the best, and the sushi is of excellent quality (Compared to that other place in asian ghetto, which is overpriced and has horrible sushi...)\n\nThe selection is also great, service is good, and I really can't complain about anything here!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dK5oz5CHqPmBquuTiT6cEw", "text": "OK sushi. \n\nPrice is decent, but it's obvious that the rice used isn't sushi rice, or hasn't been cooked with sushi vinegar - it's more just like plain rice rolled with the fillings.\n\nStill, it's cheap so if you want sushi and don't care about the type of rice, you should come here!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DMa6uN4BUj6dG4oZGHImig", "text": "I once at a meal here and paid solely with the few dollars found in my pants pocket and the change in my car.  The rolls here are pretty damn cheap, especially the more common ones like California Roll. You do get what you pay for -- the fish is not the best and the rolls sometimes fall apart. But really, when you are low on cash and desperately in need of sushi, this will certainly satisfy the craving. Avocado lovers take note -- practically every \"fancy\" roll seems to be slathered in it. This is not a problem for me since I absolutely love avocado.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "j-wjUN4NTR8j51yMDa8Byg", "date": "2007-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "du-cQ-zKRe64smSgdYHxQg", "text": "I made a stop in Berkeley recently to visit an old friend while on a roadtrip. We ended up getting sushi here that night and it was pretty good. I wish I could remember more about the place but I was in a rush and on a road trip but for a vegetarian like me it had more than enough food to make me happy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wCtRCI4imyI0WSByzDzQtA", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DUnDeBYIISb32WRePfVPbQ", "text": "Good sushi for great prices you can't go wrong with Tako Sushi. Probably the cheapest Japanese restaurant I have been to so far and if I ever crave sushi this is always the place to go. Offers sit down and take out I always tend to call ahead to pick up food whenever possible. If you're in the area and in need of a cheap place to eat Tako is the place for you", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UIeObqUadrxbnLd6yZe2sw", "date": "2009-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E-3KNTfzOP8gffcO1TRM9g", "text": "This is the best sushi place for the reasons that follow: It is super cheap for sushi. The sushi is huge! They have a huge selection. And everyone who works there is awesome. It is amazing. This is by far my favorite sushi place ever! Also, they do not have alcohol, but you can bring in your own! How fucking rad!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q4aqqM9MGCV5xVW0j4nEZg", "date": "2009-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E9dpEIfXCShI7TlM1CH0ew", "text": "I was pleasantly surprised at how cheap the menu was, how fast and friendly the service was, and, of the few rolls that I got, how fresh everything was.  I got there at 7:25, and was out by 7:55 after a combo dinner and some extra rolls.  \n\nWhat do they say- you can have fast, cheap, and good, but only 2 of them?\n\nI don't know if this is a destination place (like secret sushi in Cole Valley), but it sure is nice to know of a half-decent sushi joint on Telly.  \n\nI'll be back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W7Y3cKd50qabs646pZUKag", "date": "2007-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eEPF8408OYI-vgtW9d1AFQ", "text": "I love sushi. I took Japanese in college based in large part on my plan to go to Japan and gorge myself on the food. \nThe downside to having regular cravings for raw fish is that sushi grade is always costly at the store and restaurant sushi has a terrible price to calories ratio. I know fish is expensive, but I just feel some places unnecessarily inflate prices based on the luxurious stigma that sushi has in this country. I mean, when tiny vegetarian sushi rolls of shiitake or kampyo rarely go for under $4, there's something off with the pricing model. \n\nThank God for Tako Sushi\n\nTako delivers a consistently good quality at an incredibly low price. There is an extensive variety of rolls for under and around $5 and they are all decently good. If you are just in the mood for simple rolls with decent quality fish you can get full off of sushi for around $10. For example, one of my usuals, the crazy horse, includes 4 types of fish in generous amounts in a good sized 8 piece roll for $5 even. \n\nIf you're trying to impress a date or if you're a sushi snob, stay away. Otherwise, tuck away your culinary preconceptions and enjoy good food at a great price. \n\nThank you Tako for allowing me to satisfy my regular cravings and still save up for my trans-pacific flight.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dJdZ-oqt7alezgPnfa-1Fw", "date": "2009-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_eFAkbF7iz5eSpI555lSlA", "text": "Ok--kind of a toss-up.  2.5 or 3.   I go with a three star due to the nice staff.\nNoise level is LOUD (darn students) and prices a bit high for lunch.\n\nIs my go-to place near UC Berkeley....yup. a person can get in and out in less then a hour.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VnxINvPF76gbF-3Pgpj2PQ", "date": "2011-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eg-j9PLg8FGkpvh-rK3nXg", "text": "As much as I love sushi, This is a great  place for a budget. specially for college students. We all know that college students are broke. lol. Decent price and the sushi is great! service is good, and for me walking distance from my cousin work place (which is right next door).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zx_tKHpsuX3kE_GU0T0Dyw", "date": "2009-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EvvMF-H9DDPmFUe4FHcDiw", "text": "One of my favorite restaurants during my four years at Berkeley. I was such a loyal customer that I burned through at least two stamp cards, each card holding proof of least $300 worth of purchases (oh my god I came here a lot...). \n\nBest budget meal in my opinion: besides the starving student specials, I really like their udon. They have a few options and I make sure that there is both meat and veggies in my udon soup. (should be the chicken udon). Comes with a house salad instead of miso soup. If you are super hungry, for an extra dollar you get four California rolls with your udon! Protein, check; veggies, check; carbs, check; sushi, check. \n\nMy favorite sushi roll is the cherry blossom because it is chalk full of good raw fish. Sushi rolls come with miso soup. However, lately they raised prices so I have not been getting their sushi as much.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4jPFBQaXtoUM0I2RV0wpUA", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FfKSo_wP2dkS82aryEO2DQ", "text": "Tako Sushi is one of the many mediocre sushi places in Berkeley.  The prices are average, and serving sizes are a little above average.  Service is abhorrent though.  I was here in a group of five friends for lunch, and we were seated right away.  I ordered a bento box lunch and some spring rolls as an appetizer.  My sushi portion of the bento box came before anybody else got their food.  Then everybody else got their meals and sushi, but I still had nothing.  My bento box finally came when everybody else was finishing their food.  My appetizer came after my meal, when we were ready to leave.  \nOn top of that, the food wasn't even that good.\nThe waitress also spilled water from the pitcher on one of the people in our group and didn't even apologize.\nThere are better sushi places to go for higher quality food at the same costs.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "V28MqLYwagJz62YfyPi3qg", "date": "2009-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fi8FjQt5E1nnHxG1-HF7QA", "text": "Im a gal from napa county and being from napa you must know what amazing food is. Im sorrounded by restaurants such as morimoto and the oxbow public market which has small venues of tasty food. I must say im a fan of Tako sushi because its Waaay affordable and its kinda nice to get out of the country side and get into a lil nice city such as berkeley. The staff always acomodates me with special requests. All im saying great for a low budget sushi with great flavors!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wb3JNuF_TFv78cFTrm73eQ", "date": "2010-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fqJm4-_Lyv2dB_NFDT6eUA", "text": "To be fair I'll give an EXTRA star...\n\nI've been here about 3-5 times and every time except for today I had a decent time with their service and food. But never the ambiance. It's a freaking Japanese restaurant and not a taqueria! So toning down the Hispanic music wouldn't be too much to ask for, is it? After all people come here for the 'Japanese' cuisine, right?\n\nI've tasted their beef, chicken, sushi, noodles, soup and they were all OKAY. Nothing here tasted fresh like other sushi bars I've visited.\n\nMy recent trip though has change my opinion. On a previous trip I ordered their chicken udon which really filled me up so I got a plain one today plus four CA rolls for 8$ As soon as I finished the plain udon I got the tingling senatation down my throat.. you know, the one where you know you're going to be sick. I thought nothing of it but now I am feeling it. My head hurts and I am sore all after eating that udon.  The noodles this time weren't that good at all and I wasn't enjoying the dashi.\n\nWhen I left one of the Latino cooks mumbled something to me in what sounded like Japanese?? I don't know but after today I'm never going back no mater how cheap this place is. I'll put my health first.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "y1bQnAw1R403jGVPvZAeNw", "date": "2008-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FtYD50P75vJqIpPAX9PBIA", "text": "Solid place to hit up for cheap, good sushi.\n\nFavorites: Lion King & Crunchy Roll. These two stand out the most and taste the best.\n\nIt's definitely fits within the college budget and lifestyle. You don't need to walk too far if you live in the Units, and it's better than a lot of the other food options available. I don't recommend eating in the outdoor setting at the back unless you're wearing a jacket though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qp5Gv_owPKiPWCJDlSh4mw", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FvdGT46rjbo3k-_S1M1_BA", "text": "While the Japanese soups are not amazing, they have the best and the cheapest Salmon I have had in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4BGJ-mRIP8JqTcZU6T8XLA", "date": "2010-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G0ywyKP35B2DTFkiTNgsNQ", "text": "Used to have some of the best miso soup I've ever tasted and awesome Cherry Blossom rolls. The quality, however, has unfortunatley been deteriorating in the past year... Catch it while you still can. Friendly service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gbT077L6ROmR659a9AedyQ", "text": "Cheap sushi here. There is nothing special about this place. Its close to campus and is relatively quick which are about the only upsides to this joint. The fish is not fresh and everything starts tasting the same after a few bites. I used to come here a lot during my first few years of college but there is not comparison in the average to good sushi places.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Cxu0QD-OwnHhj54jZvdkeA", "date": "2012-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gmnpQrYnCCfIC-w6CPcXtQ", "text": "You are all crazy Tako Sushi is the most amazing place ever! I love sushi more than anything but it's hard to get my fix with the good stuff on a budget.  But incredibly, Tako is delicious, cheap, and really fast! I don't know how it's possible to achieve all of these things so thoroughly, but Tako must have magic elves because it does!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_8S5GYc_ehB1sfNRI8ju7w", "date": "2012-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gO59Kd7csT85VWDauwT7pw", "text": "First time here. Average pricing, good taste. Got a rainbow roll and it was great. I will probably return in the future. Recommended.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dLob_b2vhg4_V95-VMVdLw", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hAwmn3AyHOyZ8ugdUIqMFQ", "text": "I'm a stern believer that you shouldn't waste your money on food that is not good. And this sushi is simply disgusting.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pXmRIkgRXjxmDYrkMFNS6A", "date": "2008-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hHoosX7M1qLRXKfcFU_7oQ", "text": "cheap, sit-down.  feels like i'm getting gipped every time i pay them tip.  the food is at best mediocre, considering the other japanese alternatives nearby.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2X4yIsAHtPi_UwfgaCCloQ", "date": "2006-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hkM1LO5Lh525EmBgwBr5jQ", "text": "Thank you Tako Sushi for letting me eat sushi on my limited budget during my undergrad years. Your cheap spicy salmon, spicy tuna, and spicy hamachi let me have my sushi fix without breaking the bank. Sometimes, though, I did get sad when I would discover scales in my salmon rolls. :( Other than that, while you weren't providing the most \"quality\" sushi, you gave me bang for my buck and for that I'll be forever grateful.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Jpq1pHiNSYg0zC1XW4Pcvg", "date": "2009-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HrFNnSm-9qS66H1IK_fe-g", "text": "Inexpensive food but with sushi especially, you get what you pay for. I have often left with a churning, upset stomach. Very often the fish served is at room temperature which is frightening when it is not cooked. Doug you must eat there, enjoy and I hope you haves strong tummy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p5h99DPWQ8oNJRZJNjBIWg", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hSgzc7LcdHVBQz7uKMD1jQ", "text": "I use to eat here a lot when I would visit Berkeley. There was a period when I would eat here every week. HAA. I've tried most of the sushi spots in town and this by far is the best spot. CHEAP too. The prices really suit the college kids. Anyway, the rainbow roll and lion king roll are my favorites.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n2y3VYdQkpTaA10vHsiO_w", "date": "2009-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HT92B3lyt1ROFFfDELAt_w", "text": "I went here with my best friend and it wasn't really busy at all. We were seated at the very back of the restaurant, but we didnt mind, although it was actually pretty hot back there..Anyways we just ordered the daily specials because they looked pretty yummy. Definitely not the best sushi I've tasted but it was a pretty good deal. Our server was really nice , The bill was pretty decent. The bathroom is kinda sketchy though, so if ya gotta go, just hold it!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MO-RUw75OAhIc4Uzml348w", "date": "2008-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HvgMzXPIVgx-yM8opijRbg", "text": "Good (+ lots of vegetarian options to choose from). \nCheap. \nQuick service. \nAnd Convenient location (close to a ton of shops and UCB).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_C9owUom6EaGCPJMmGWUog", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I1UeGtwIaLaOinSWS5cf1A", "text": "Its been about two years since I went to Tako Sushi, and every time I drive by it on my way someplace else on Telegraph, I am surprised that it has not been shut down by the Board of Health.\n\nThe last time I went was around 2 years ago, so it might have changed, but considering some current reviews, it doesn't sound like the experience is too different.\n\nLet me be as delicate as I can: intense, cramping, disgusting indigestion. Both times.\n\nFool me once, Tako Sushi, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "C9aipyN2JvkWWjMRRWFB2g", "date": "2009-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i8jRUwI7HDzvAnPro68gpw", "text": "Go here for their hungry student deals! Kimchi fried rice or ramen for a lot cheaper than you'd find somewhere else around campus.\n\nThis place is good. It won't be the best sushi you've ever had, but it satisfies the cravings when they hit. Extra bonus that it's so close to the UC Berkeley campus. They have a wide variety of dishes: bento boxes, curry, sushi rolls, nigiri, sashimi, or ramen.\n\nQuick and to the point. It's also a good place to sit and hang out since the restaurant is clean and pretty aesthetically appealing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IbRvT_tSFyvvXIe8LgUyOA", "text": "Recent reviewers seem to have enjoyed it, but every time I went there when I was going to Cal I left determined not to return. There are a lot of sushi restaurants in the area, and no good reason to go to Tako.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iceveUJ0TRbeiq0cgIU0-Q", "text": "perfect for the college student on a budget\n\nIf i were a millionaire i would probably give this place 2 and a half stars since i can probably afford high quality sushi, but since i'm a regular poor college student who always seems to be in debt tako sushi is good enough for me.\n\nThe rolls aren't outrageously cheap, but if you come with some friends and order those boats, that should be plenty to fill everyone up.\n\nTheres also some korean aspects to the menu and interesting appetizers like the salmon bites... which are ok, but if you don't like fried things then just don't give it a chance", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kbzXkH-bxG966-7lgpvRLQ", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IJcrsbX7LPP83u54dMAzxQ", "text": "Their fish isn't very fresh, and the chefs often don't know what's what. That said, it fills the yearning that you have in your heart for sushi, and it's quite affordable.\n\nThe combination plates on the back of the menu are a great deal and are highly recommended if you're with at least one other person.\n\nAlso, if you're in Berkeley, they will deliver for free if your order is above a particular price. They deliver until 4 AM!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Lb37hatAjI3fgHEh2lMNEw", "date": "2007-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iKucBDmLb28iJIVVnT_9Ow", "text": "The food at this place is alright. If you are hungry and looking for something cheap to eat this is perfect for you. Service was okay, the food came pretty fast. The waiter was a bit rude. They need to clean their walls more often, I see a lot of grease and gnats randomly flying.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mJqlrJ_4T9sqe2BXEafg1w", "date": "2011-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ItMDDhFchK74llfBP4HJ1g", "text": "First of all, you can't get away with a restaurant that has a contradictory name and a misspelling like that. Tako Sushi. They don't even have any tacos there! -___- Just kidding... But in all honesty this place is the epitome of whatever.\n\nWith my experiences the waiters tend to look unengaged and unenthusiastic, which leads to an undelicious experience. The wait for my simple food took too long, but it was cheap!\n\nSo basically everything here kind of sucks. You pay for what you get and I'm pretty awesome so I like to treat myself to amazing sushi for a dollar or two extra. I mean if you're looking for something cheap and don't mind it tasting cheap then you just found your spot. So here you go. Go and check-in here, but as for me I'm going to Kansai or any other sushi spot.\n\n*Going home to eat ramen to flush out this gross Tako Sushi*\n\nthe Great,\nGumZ", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ViAczEMmp3WQDxX0z6TwKA", "date": "2011-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iv5dt4uRZqB4URDXXHXdhg", "text": "I have always loved this place because of their prices.  Given their fish isn't the freshest and the place might need a little cleaning, but you get what you pay for.\n\nThe sushi is really cheap and you definitely get your money's worth.  ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CSvgpDZt8i_JvThh7E9Otw", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JBM3xNbHGi5eTGe8A8gHfg", "text": "The place is definitely a \"cheap sushi\" place.  I wouldn't credit the place with anything more than providing that.\n\nOne of my friends had gotten sick from their order, although I seemed completely unaffected by my unagi and dynamite rolls.  They do seem to have a wide selection of house specialty rolls and such at affordable prices.\n\nService on the other hand, was very lacking.  I never received the hot tea I ordered, although they were kind enough to discount more than the cost of the tea when I asked them about it.\n\nCheap sushi places need to serve alcohol so you can ignore the quality.  This place -- unfortunately didn't offer anything.\n\nStill a bit confused about the name of this place, whether it is still Tako Sushi or Nude Sushi.  I received two checks with both names on it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hMB6aPE5Fq-lSWMe5Jf6Og", "date": "2008-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "je-QYmAyCqbWTJp0UBhekA", "text": "There is no sushi here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LFdOAP83uARN2LJVU032CA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jI2NTswCYW0QKYdq5rKL6Q", "text": "Super cheap sushi a la korean christian music environment.   Rock it out, you know you like it when you can get cho-gochoojang on the side with anything you eat.  Party platters are great for large groups and is easy on the pocket book.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tTEu9pVp445P-Wux1hl-pg", "date": "2007-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ji6yXBlr-Sxa7Q0KsGyNJQ", "text": "5 years ago when I stepped foot in here I was not a sushi fan, left being one. Its great! Fast, no pricey, and are willing to change anything to make it the way you like it.\n\n The only thing I dont like here was the red snapper they had, it was nasty and tasted like dirt. Other then that its amazing!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1Hp1gBqXhwn3qEC625ZEWg", "date": "2012-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jldkyJx2x_FQQmiao3Zdcg", "text": "My friend used to work here and made a lot of the sushi, he's Mexican by the way... i' not racist or want to sound ignorant but if i am in a Japanese restaurant i expect it t o be authentic!! \n\nit is still very delicious none the less! \nvery courteous staff but it has gotten worse during the last couple of years, i recommend it Early in the day, otherwise the food and tea taste like it has been left out all day long!! \n\nthe deluxe California rolls *drrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooolll* very very very scrumptious! \n\nmy friend complained about the tea... but he was just being bitchy that day, i don't eat sushi any where else!! \n\none time my friends and i had a sushi party here and we ate about $60 worth of sushi!! damn that was a great day... one of my friends who is allergic to fish ate some sushi & got sick, but what we didn't tell him was he didn't eat fish, he had a chicken tricky roll.... mind over matter i guess!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jGlL2QeSTq9hExEThPsNTQ", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jRYSgalqUqnGGj3oGpdwAA", "text": "I'm too scared to touch the real sushi here and the bentos are way overpriced for the poor quality so the only thing I get from here are the California Rolls.  The roomies and I purchased 100 piece Cali Roll party platters for dinner a few times during our run at Cal and let me tell ya, it's the best.  Oddly enough ordering two 50 piece party platters is cheaper than ordering one 100 piece party platter.  Silly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_5uZ9Ur33MnFvpjeryyKMQ", "date": "2008-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JXp9l5DKfRUTnIj8iMC-tQ", "text": "Went there for a business club meeting. Spent $20 on a bento box and thought it was totally not worth the money.\n\nThe sushi are not made skillfully. But then again, I looked at the other items, at this price, you really can't complain.\n\nGo if you have tolerance for cheap Japanese food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K6rbU3XEsryxPV61nVXXcQ", "text": "Why they call it Octopus Sushi?  I don't know....\n\nWhat I do know, is that I love that they give a good amount of sushi...great options and creativity, and it tastes yummtastic!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OsFnM3mr5KfElBvDFNCdMA", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KbVcu1nhPHDVnRsPbDwQHA", "text": "This is my go-to place for cheap sushi - honestly, I would probably pick Manpuku over this if I lived closer to Manpuku though. Anyways...\n\nThe rolls here are ridiculously cheap! It's really popular because of its good location on Telegraph. They have Berkeley Specials in the middle of the menu, where you can get 2 rolls (12-16 pieces, depending on what roll) for around $6. The only thing is, you don't have many options for the 2 rolls. My friends also often get their bento boxes (which are around $10) because the portions are pretty big. \n\nIf you want really high quality service or sushi, I wouldn't recommend coming here, because it always seems like there is only 2 waiters max for the whole restaurant, which has both indoor and outdoor seating. The place is almost always packed, too! However, if you are just looking to get your sushi fix and are on a budget, this is a really good place to go", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_KGTGB-9rm-bIF0Qy1FMCA", "text": "Came here for a late lunch, and the food was barely acceptable. One of my pet peeves is unevenly cut sushi; it just looks messy and cheap. The rolls I got were all different sizes and about ready to fall apart. I ordered spicy hamachi (8 for $3.99) and california rolls (4 for $1.79). I swear they gave me red snapper instead of hamachi, although the pieces were cut so tiny it was hard to confirm. It had a funny taste, like it was dipped in tequila. Very little fish, although I guess I get what I paid for. If I come here again, I'll probably get stuff other than sushi. But that's a pretty big if.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Q4mAWvcooCOwaqiox4lnvg", "date": "2011-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KOkxMLHqCfAI2OBM74GSfQ", "text": "They might as well deputize Tako Sushi as an extention of the campus food service. Frequented by many, loved by few, despite it's questionable quality, price keeps Tako a UCB institution.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IEf-45Hj56fWd3slUc3tGQ", "date": "2007-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KZnk0PV2IRiNob-DXjg1vw", "text": "Eh, weak. I like the fact that it's cheap but the sushi is low quality and the rice it's wrapped up in generally falls apart. I don't know if they're using the proper rice. It's close to the UCB campus so it's very convenient if you're a student.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZLfvKFwIAexQQOTV3SU6uA", "date": "2010-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l5GawVv4XquXJcmep6B7ng", "text": "Well... All was great, except that the music was SO loud that a conversation was hard and, to boot, it was that low-quality, stage-type, church-gone-pop music. Not anti-Christian or anything, but \"Jesus\" screamed in my ear for an hour was not what I came here for. Odd.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JwU8NG1KSZw2zVBTxqZehw", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L-c2LnESns2olZAiVlnEoA", "text": "Just OK...\n\nService is soooo slow I was about to leave after waiting for almost an hour. Service sucked and it wasn't even that good. \n\nMiso soup is pathetic...no TOFU :(", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jsmMuTz8nNQzBRV0Gy7ApA", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-lgqW6fyxlis8CPsHJ7riQ", "text": "I find this place to provide cheap, edible sushi and this was one of the first restaurants I frequented as a freshman at UC Berkeley when I found most of the cafeteria items to be offensive to my gustatory sensations.  I typically ordered the California rolls topped with eel, an eel roll with cucumber, the crazy monkey roll, or some variation thereof.  Later on I developed a predilection for the negihama roll.  Tekka rolls made for a light afternoon snack.  One problem I do have with the way they prepare the rolls is that the rice is too mushy.  Another complaint I have is that the volume of rice is too large compared to the filling.  The roll should be small enough that it can fit inside one's mouth with room to spare (some things can be \"offensively big.\")  Sushi is a delicate cuisine and should be delicately presented.  That said, this place isn't a gourmet sushi bar in midtown Tokyo, so what can you expect?\n\nI've never ordered the nigiri sushi for eat-in but I've ordered from the getnudesushi.com menu (delivery during off hours) which satisfied my late night sushi cravings.  \n\nThe bento boxes are voluminous and the tempura a la carte (shrimp or veggie) is pretty tasty, though tempura is usually pretty harmless (I've rarely had inedible tempura at a Japanese restaurant before, since there's a standard formula for preparing it).  \n\nI think this is a great place if you're not terribly picky about the quality of your sushi and it's conveniently located near campus.  And the best part about the place is that it's probably the cheapest place for sushi in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o9EFz-ISeCKQVkYD-iMvuw", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lZT-IYPn8FoNYrEoZzUWmA", "text": "Reasonable price\nGood service\nGood food\nGreat place for students", "stars": 4, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m9nZlk1CwVBuMDPoTFfIGA", "text": "Come here at least once a week.. as bad as this place is, it is convenient.  \n\nThe service is okay.  The food is okay.  The restaurant atmosphere is okay. \n\nTako has a starving student special menu and the items on there are all very cheap.  If you don't care about the quality, taste- and nutrient-wise, then this is definitely the spot!\n\nWhat really bugs me about this place is their packaging for take-outs.  As far as I can recall, most sushi places I have been to separate the warm/hot sushi from the cold ones (like a baked roll from a nigiri).  Tako not only puts them in the same bag, but the same box..  By the time I get home, the rainbow roll would be like.. half cooked.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Og5lv2yeSg-JRxbxc5_8PQ", "date": "2012-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mA4SBGNFbbG1Gsnq2YUFuQ", "text": "I come here for sushi about once every two weeks on average. The service is pretty horrible every time, but the cheap delicious sushi and usual lack of a wait is why I keep coming back!\n\nDon't come if you're a group larger than 6. I usually come with just one friend or in a group of four. It's pretty cramped space-wise, and you can expect to bump knees with your friends at the table.\n\nI would recommend the Crunchy Delight roll or the Oakland roll; those are my two favorites! For an appetizer, stick with the classic edamame and the provided miso soup. Drink your water slowly, because it will probably not get refilled. Also, you sometimes have to ask for ginger (they don't always remember to bring it) so make sure you do that when you order.\n\nThe tip is included now, probably because no one was tipping.\n\nDon't come here if you're looking for a nice restaurant experience, but this is a really fun place to go with a group of friends on a budget!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyiiyWep6hpPVcMzpPpFuQ", "date": "2012-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mDn9Zq4GC_FhWNC6OiZN5A", "text": "Not bad, not great. Nothing special but definitely good value. \nI had the chicken katsu curry with rice... huge serving and only $5. \nThey also add bbq sauce - kind of quirky, but it works ok and made it a unique katsu currry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mk3SA8Ftyjm8fQgmJNWRTQ", "text": "I have to preface this review saying I am somewhat of a sushi snob in general.  That said, this place was pretty good.  \n\nI went here the other night because the place I regularly go to was closed for the evening and my back-up place was too.  \n\nI wouldn't reccommend the nigiri because some of the fish wasn't so good; however, in the rolls, it was pretty good.  The agadashi tofu was also huge and pretty good.  Try the Godzilla.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vqpqKDFPg8g6MybxSk8kVQ", "date": "2007-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mLDKuGjHXFClczJFEVRrrA", "text": "I used to come here on my way home from class to pick up an order of California Roll or something quick.  The sushi is not great here.  I recall getting a Philadelphia Roll once, and the smoked salmon had a very unusual chewy texture.  I know I must sound like I don't know my sushi (ordering a Cali Roll or Philly Roll), but I usually get sashimi elsewhere, not here at Tako.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "r0yj7wRAs4mNSgp_OvvstA", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_msPkChuz_ZM1TRBYioLQw", "text": "Evan's Thoughts\n\nTo be honest Tako Sushi, or Tako Tako as my friends like to call it, is frankly an odd place.  You walk in and aren't sure if you can just sit down somewhere or if you are supposed to be seated.  Then you look at the menu and see plates of 100 pcs. of sushi for $25, and to make it more confusing you are never without the constant background Christian Rock/Gospel music.  Now I'd say me and the big guy are pretty good, but 2 hours of Christian music gave me some slight indigestion.\n\nBesides the odd environment, everything else was fairly good.  I got the chicken teriyaki bento box (chicken, rice, tempura, and salad) with a side of california rolls.  The bento box was good, but the CA rolls screamed \"imitation crab\" to me.\n\nIf you're looking for a cheap sushi place in Berkeley, I would recommend you come here.  But I might also suggest you bring some ear plugs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZpnA9ZDunx6LwHIo7Gw8wg", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "my5IBPEJsozJ-fv17MNcwA", "text": "My first taste of sushi took place here about a year and a half ago. Back then when I didn't know what \"good sushi\" tasted like, this place was the bomb! Now that I have tried many different sushi places, I realized that the sushi here tastes awful. I couldn't even get through half a lion king roll (my favorite). If you were starving and wanted to save money, then sure, come here. If you're looking for some fantastic tasting sushi, go somewhere else. That karaoke underground sushi place a block away has really tasty sushi (kind of pricey though). A few things I do like about this place is that it's so clean and the staff are so friendly and attentive. I must say their appetizers taste really good and are extremely affordable. I tried the popcorn chicken and the tempura vegetables and shrimp. Both are delicious and not oily. I think I could come back here just for the appetizers, not the sushi.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "y3SfTuF-VRkmUpMIvn_JgQ", "date": "2010-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mYvpvMe_AyC3r54yDYP-Gg", "text": "The sushi here was bland and truly meh. I didn't trust the place enough to try anything raw. It's only real saving grace is the cheapness. Even then I prefer to pay more to not have soy sauce+miso soup with some tofu leftovers and seaweed scraps. Or old rolls where the rice was starting to get hard.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "S0_Na3BINI1ZPDtCFfQiZQ", "date": "2010-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N2Zz1tW-c4AcRiWJ19nRBw", "text": "Japanese food for cheap. That pretty much sums up Tako Sushi. For $20, the amount that you might pay to eat at a good restaurant counting appetizer, entree, and drink, you can get a party tray at Tako. Finally some place that makes sushi affordable for poor college kids,.\n\nI got the No Name Roll here and it was better than I would've imagined. There was more than a microscopic amount of fish which is common for sushi places around Berkeley, the roll is about 10 pieces, it was tempera battered and finally, it was  topped with some Sirracha sauce. It's definitely something I haven't had anywhere else. \n\nDining in, the place feels really cozy. Most tables are sized for two so there isn't much space for large parties, thus less of overly noisy conversation. The service is really fast, and on top of that, you get complimentary soup and tea :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2010-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ncb7ejyVWL5KUN43NyYEqg", "text": "The prices are the lowest you can get for sushi it seems.  The first time I went there I ordered special B or something like that and I braced myself for the worst.  Then my order came and it was actually good.  I was amazed.  \n\nSo I have gone back to this place perhaps 20 times when I want cheap sushi and I am already in the area.  Parking sucks in the area bigtime.\n\nThe sushi is not the best.  Sevice is not the best, seems like too many customers and not enough employees in a little place.\n\nI used to go to this place when it was something else.  I forget what it used to be but I remember the layout with the bathroom in the back.  God my memory sucks, lol.\n\nAnyways, if you are in the area and want inexpensive sushi that won't make you sick...go for it.  It's a steal.  Large servings.  interesting customers.  Rich women having lunch who like to eat cheap, students, artists, all sorts of people.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Nvvqnb60aFlZutylZd-Aw", "date": "2007-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NKXgwUg00aV02L9nDwCOhQ", "text": "When we were in Berkeley, it took us a year or two to find this place. \nOnce we found it, we ate there once a week for a year!\nTheir servings are ridiculously generous, \nthe prices are dirt cheap \nand this was overall my favorite sushi place in the area.\n\nYou don't necessarily eat hear for the atmosphere, just the solid food, good convo w/friends, and the price!\n\nWe did notice that the evening cook staff seems better than the lunch staff. \nAlso, do take advantage of the till 2am delivery service (wish we still could!)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M9PmJw0TBs4cueJp75dvGw", "date": "2007-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nn7X5qlNeLDoeIwPJIIiBA", "text": "Located conveniently close to the UC Berkeley campus, Tako Sushi is a nice place to stop by for lunch. Ordered a bento box with chicken teriyaki, vegetable tempura, and 5 pieces salmon sashimi  for a little over $9, #65 Oishii Roll, and #54 Cherry Blossom. The Cherry Blossom has salmon and avocado topped with fresh Tuna. I poked out the raw fish and avocado, leaving behind the rice. The Oishii is covered in a cream sauce but taste pretty good. \n\nThe portions and amount of rice used for the sushi rolls will fill you up fast. I could have shared the bento with my friend and been full. Needless to say there were leftovers. The service was average, but the waiters were busy during the lunch rush. Miso soup also came with our meal. Tako Sushi reminds me of the slightly pricey San Francisco Kiki or Kitaro. \n\nWhat I recommend:\n-- Nice sushi lunch spot close to campus", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fSR_UX9kSeU4oOkrP4zacg", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nou0-3lWOSmAgPLEU8M7Bw", "text": "Meh. Decent sushi for Berkeley on Telegraph. At best, it's better than the sushi they sell at GBC and the Den. That's not saying much. It's simple and I liked it for that reason and you could probably eat here if you had an hour break with a friend... but after my first year in college, I never really wanted to come back. Just overall service and quality went down. Bleh. Don't settle for this place, there are better Japanese joints in Berkeley!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nQiGNDC4tRkyDbjg5xlW5Q", "text": "The best when it comes to budget sushi.\n\nI've been here before, and I will come here again.  I'm quite looking forward to it.  \n\nThe last time I was here was actually my first time.  Pleasant company in tow, and we were already pleasantly inebriated when we arrived.  We were also in the mood for some sushi.\n\nThere was a bit of a wait time (less than 10 min), which was slightly annoying because I was really hungry.  I can look past that as it was a dinner rush.  When we were finally seated, the staff apologized for the wait and was quick to take our order.\n\nThe Sashimi Special was only $13.99 and very plentiful for 2 to share...more delicate of a cut, which I like.  I also had the spider roll...only $4.99 and very satisfactory...I was definitely making \"mmmm\" sounds and happy dancing a bit in my chair.\n\nMy dinner companion was super hungry so he got the chicken teriyaki bento.  Plentiful portions for the price and pretty good according to him.\n\nOne more thing that I can recall loving is the salad dressing...hint of peanut flavoring that was creamy and delish!!!  I drank what was left in my salad bowl.\n\nThe only downer was that I could not order any sake to go with my meal.  Other than that I was pleasantly surprised and satiated from my experience here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1PwllX2VQUl_P56IrXy-9Q", "date": "2010-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NUeCNan-Nbvs2G2VM8yjhg", "text": "I used to go here when it was cheaper but now they've raised prices so I'd rather go somewhere for better sushi. Their CA rolls are pretty nasty and one day when I was waiting for my to go order I saw someone wheel in some frozen fish so freshness isn't a big thing here -_-", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NzYPuG07Jlp-xbdbX-ESXQ", "text": "Food is okay. I've had better Japanese food. It's not as expensive as Joshuya's but the food quality is quite distinguishable, unfortunately.\n\nBut why am I complaining...they're supposed to be open till 10pm. \n\n10 P.M. my butt.\n\nNot tooooo upset because at least it means they're treating their workers well (not working them overtime), but from a customer's perspective, not too cool. My friend and I practically ran here from the BART so we can make it on time (got there at 9:30) but they refused to serve us because it was too close to closing. Boo.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "iUzs3L0Vlj3ohHihnhgq8A", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OC1IzmH8WfjkgzYN1GlgUA", "text": "So , I'm not Japanese so I will/can not comment on the authenticity of this place. \nI have been here a couple of times and must say that i do like their sushi rolls. \n+1 star for their good service. This is one of the few places in berkeley where you will be served food, you are also given a complementary bowl of Miso soup that keeps you nice and warm till you await the arrival of your food. Though I must complain that the food does indeed take quite a while to come to you ( a friend of mine waited a whole 1/2 hour for his california roll).\n+2 stars for quality of food. I recommend the Golden california roll, the Chicken teriyaki roll or the Caterpillar roll. I did not like their chicken teriyaki bowl though and felt that it was too bland , lacking any teriyaki sauce whatsoever. \n+1 star for their pricing which is reasonable in my opinion.\n-1 star for the fact that it does get quite crowded on weekends and even on weekday nights and you might have to wait quite some time before you are seated.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xBk_2usMc-pKLOldPBWAyg", "date": "2011-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OFBKyOuu9vSMA7z41sKRjQ", "text": "Well, like others have said, it's not true Japanese cuisine or exceedingly authentic. However, it's very cheap, always edible (except for the chicken teriyaki, I find that iffy, but I love the tempura and specialty rolls). Also, their students specials are nice! \n\nThe waiters are always very pleasant too, and they have the most awesome California rolls ever. The vegetable tempura is great, and now that their specialty rolls are only $7.99 AND they have $4.99 donburi specials as well as lunch bentos, what more can you ask for?\n\n(Pasted menu for reference)\n\nDonburi (dish over rice, with a bowl of miso soup) = 4.99\nOyako (chicken and egg)\nTonkatsu (egg over fried pork cutlet)\nChicken Katsu (egg over fried chicken cutlet)\nBulgolgi (egg over marinated beef)\nVeggie (vegetables and egg. Vegetables are usually carrots, string beans, broccoli, mushroom and something like potato)\n\nLunch Bento (Green salad, rice, miso soup) = 8.99\nChicken teriyaki + tempura\nTonkatsu + tempura\nBulgolgi + tempura\n\nWith choice of: CA rolls (4), salmon sashimi (3), gyoza (2) or tuna sashimi (3) \n\nVegetarian Lunch Bento\nAgedashi tofu + edamame\nVegetable Tempura + edamame\nSteamed vegetables + edamame\n\nWith choice of: egg roll (2), Avocado-Cucumber roll (4), Fried veggie roll (4) or steamed vegetables. \n\nI've loved this restaurant since freshman year, and I still love it. It's awesome. And they do take credit card too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YTDpZ210__k0Bjo02Sw5mA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OFcfC2bzlGUDpMN-rgb3pg", "text": "I haven't had sushi at too many places, but this place seemed fairly average. Price was about 7 for what left me medium full, and it tasted okay. Our on campus club had gotten them before and I don't know if it's just that the officers knew what to order better or if there was some deal what, but we were able to get an exorbitant amount of food for very cheap. So yeah, personal dining is okay but look into it for a club meeting.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oi7lMEBooLq1G88aDsXemg", "text": "Of the sushi places here around the Berkeley campus, I think this is the best place. The sushi is pretty good and the prices are cheap for what sushi usually is. The service is good and the waiters/waitresses are very nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u_UdyZLf_ZgMkGlHFcjabQ", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p92TS757WPnQX8_oOtgApA", "text": "the quality of the food is compatible with the price. I usually go there for cold soba. I also like some of their sushi rolls but avoid those $3-4 dollar rolls.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2U80Z_JxwP2ARBRF7jspkw", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pfcdl00ZAv77IVbDZRLfpQ", "text": "Decent sushi rolls. Great prices. Waitress is super nice. \n\nI ordered the Dragon Roll, which tasted like it should; I've tasted better, but for the affordable price, you get what you pay for.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ou6bobTSP5i56gosKAM1Kg", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pIprbEIo3DW1PFPUHIAtcg", "text": "Good sushi for cheap. Being the cheap college student that I am, I aim for the cheapest spicy or fried roll on the menu as those kind of rolls are the most filling. So I get something like a tempura fried cali roll with sriricha hot sauce squeezed on top for a lil over $5, yum", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FbcVOUZ0PtID9IAGXpWPMw", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pkV9yE1YFc8P8Zv9e9OWOw", "text": "It's open late. i suppose that is one credit i can give this place. The sushi tastes like they got it from a Safeway, and the soup seems like it's made from those powdered packets that you can buy at said Safeway. I've been there a few times and everytime i was disappointed with the quality of the sushi i was given. Granted the prices are as low as you can get with sushi.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iB9JYE9SFglGQlv2bCyQrg", "date": "2009-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PoJBMPOQLB49sY7q12bpyw", "text": "Strictly and dissapointingly average Japanese food joint.  It's cheap, decent, kept clean, and the staff is friendly.  Can get crowded (because of it's closeness to campus), but other than that there is nothing exceptional.  Meh, go around the corner to Joshuya, it's much better.  And if your a fatty hankering for sushi in the late-night hours, call Nude Sushi!  There are better places out there (as mentioned above) -- average with a impotent capital C.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0bT9efUYXrtvQLcBMaeppg", "date": "2007-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "POLXJSoIaGCEn0MW35_ITg", "text": "Good food and sushi. It's got a cheaper section for starving, college students. I usually like to get the kimchi fried rice to-go. The sushi's decent and filling. I also got the chicken udon. The broth was watery and tasteless, so I had to add soy sauce. The to-go menu is great! Note that if your order isn't over $7, then you will get charged for using a credit/debit card, so bring cash!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r9-HdNseh-ixxpBf5n9EIw", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ptKhOclg4PnuxTSSLRHc5g", "text": "Update: Tako no longer has the $7.99 roll specials, where every special roll was $7.99, now its back to regular pricing, whihc kinda makes it not worth the money. Its a sad day for cheap sushi in Berkeley... :(\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nAfter 4th check-in:\nI am going to change my view on the sushi.\nThe Philly Roll which includes smoked salmon, adds a nice kick and the $5 price tag is reasonable. \nDinner: One philly roll and a salmon popper are more than enough for a hungry student, even though it may seem decievingly small at first. For around $12\nP.S. Free miso for orders of $10 or more per person.\nService: isn't the best, there is only one lady that works no matter how busy it is. And you don't get taken care of right away. I did happen to see two waiters today, but still very slow service.\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nThe appetizer salmon & tuna poppers are really good and as the name suggests, fried. They are served with a spicy and creamy sacue that naturally compliments the fried goodness. \n\nNot a big fan of the sushi. i like the environment. They do play Christian music, reminding me of Chick-fil-A.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pwpMqAonw80UGSxeTbEgNg", "text": "SUPER slow.\n\nI wouldn't say the food is terrible, but it's very very whatevs, if you know what I mean. \n\nIf you've ever ordered Nude sushi in Berkeley, they basically taste exactly the same.  It's very mediocre sushi, nothing special and never something I'd crave for.  \n\nThere are better choices around Berkeley..try Manpuku on College Ave.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NfO9LuXafV1WN3EMRnrdYQ", "date": "2010-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PXC389Ms2eG7PgEirhG0Ng", "text": "Good sushi for a good price. May not be the best in town, but you get for what you pay for and a bargain indeed it is.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DrR1T9OABJ1eTKuB2yj4pg", "date": "2009-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PYZB-FKReUga-44CFsqLOw", "text": "When I am in Berkeley this is my favorite sushi spot its cheap and yummy. People are nice and service is good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tvreezL8t3cZZqjlMvhhaA", "date": "2011-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q7z-l9gfIODhItescSZ0nw", "text": "This sushi restaurant caters to cheap college students.  That being said, you get what you pay for: cheap sushi = poor quality rolls/fish.  If you're tolerant of sub-mediocre to mediocre quality sushi, try this place out, but if you have the slightest appreciation for quality sushi, their sushi here will disappoint you.\n\nI recommend getting the traditional Japanese food entrees instead.  The entrees are also decently priced (cheaper if there happens to be a student special), but good part is that the entrees are more wholesome and fulfilling than their poorly made sushis.  \n\nI like to order the tempura udon; it's not amazing but it's satisfying.  It's a very simple dish so I think it's overpriced for what it is but it's still relatively cheap (less than $10).  The udon is soft and there's a good variety of tempura.  Advice: ask for the tempura on the side.  They serve the tempura in the udon so it gets soggy real fast.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q_CF7LNiRgNOpR7VzRgtOw", "text": "Tako Sushi is solid. Definitely not the best sushi I have had but its so close and so cheap. I usually stick to simple rolls like spicy tuna and avocado cucumber to keep the price even lower! If you dine in there they give you miso soup for free! I also have had a weird dessert here that was pretty good! It was like a Japanese ice cream sandwich? It was in the shape of a fish and it was filled with red bean ice cream! They  gave us a discount on it because apparently nobody ever gets them! \n\nOne of the best deals this place has are their sushi platters. They are pretty cheap, have lots of variety, and feed a lot of people. They are perfect for game days or a post finals sushi and sake bomb party.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "O82go92NIlqcMgKeo82YCw", "date": "2012-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QD8yC_CAwLHFGs0t8dH_7w", "text": "PROS:\nDirt cheap\n\nCONS:\nFOOD POISONED the 3 times I was dragged there by my friends\nSushi was TINY\nDirty and disgusting inside and outside on patio", "stars": 1, "user_id": "svq9fU-dINWUv7qKOzK94g", "date": "2009-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qJdx8wcfz4YBv1Biyy-ryA", "text": "For the price and location I give it a 5. The sushi I'd give a 3 or 4. Portions are great for the price. Really no complaints. Owners and employees are very nice. I worked for their sister restaurant Nude Sushi a while back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RWjr6-QXA9Z-7gRMXMDhQ", "date": "2009-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qLuiQNdy3XzHjTP5X55W4w", "text": "Very Very Very average Jap food, but hell its pretty cheap for lunch!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qm1mM5lIaM8GW2d9YgbWiQ", "text": "Haven't been here in a while...so this may not be current anymore.\n\nReasonably priced sushi/Japanese food near campus will definitely win you a decent following.  And for students to be able to spend what few dollars they have on decent food is definitely a plus.\n\nThe value is definitely there...the portions are pretty generous for what you pay, and they have a decent variety of cheaper rolls.  They dont have the super high end items that you would find in a quality Japanese restaurant, but they do offer the bulk of \"traditional\" rolls.  \n\nAs for the taste, you wouldn't confuse this with quality sushi/sashimi.  One of my standby orders was their Hana Roll Combo, which included Unagi Roll, Shrimp Tempura Roll, and California Roll.  The food was pretty \"okay\"...wasn't butchered but wasn't overwhelming.  In essence, you kinda do get what you pay for (but a little better).  However, it did exactly what a college student would want - fill you up for cheap.  \n\nYou could do much better by drifting further away from campus...but that's always easier said than done for students.  With that in mind, three stars for the overall value, despite the lack of quality in their food and underwhelming taste.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JKIkdVqAJLEXTq92gF98bA", "date": "2009-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QnYN1QFjiZdcIusU3suAWw", "text": "Yes Yes. Cheap prices, yummy sushi, nuff said. To those who complain the guys making sushi are hispanic and its a sushi place, really who gives a damn? Good sushi is good sushi", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FPySHJK0ApiklDu4CWNf0g", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qrXlkrjc8pICsXXFvRp2JA", "text": "Considering other options on Telegraph, you have better options than Tako Sushi. If you are craving sushi, Jashu-Ya or Norikonoko has better quality sushi, cleaner facilities and non-Christian music. Bottom line, if you are late for class, craving sushi, you will get supermarket quality here. \n\nAlso if you go online to GetNudeSushi.com, the same sushi is prepared here. \nI think they overcharge on the 2-piece nigiri rolls. They have good combinations and deals, go with those, they are cheaper. \n\nFast. Christian. Sushi", "stars": 2, "user_id": "o9L4Ql0ma35DOKwWIV2Pyw", "date": "2008-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qsCU7R7w_RhPlhTnQC8mjg", "text": "so it's not the GREATEST.\n\nbut it's cheap...and on a student budget...that makes it that much more delicious.\n\nthe miso soup is bomb, no matter what everyone says here.\n\nthe service could definitely be better, but it's not necessarily bad at all.\n\n\njust beware...a lot of rolls come with teriyaki sauce on them without saying it on the menu.\n\nnevertheless...this place is still a favorite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ipoJv9uuT3WgjeVozKUx8A", "date": "2008-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qS_NvGS-E20_BzR6To55Nw", "text": "This is some decent sushi for the price paid. My guy introduced me to this place and I feel they deserve more credit. We come here once a month or every other month and order hella sushi and always pay less than $30... You cant beat that price. Their sushi is pretty good too (especially cherry bomb and oakland roll...mmmm).. I also love their salmon bites! Yum! So going here next week!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nWppRDbPA_B2pp5tKQ2JSQ", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r5XafIyfDkrFaveqwWaV0g", "text": "Not the best sushi, but you can't expect that much for this price. But then again, who wants to save money when ingesting raw fish? Hummmm.... maybe I should order some teriyaki instead....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2006-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RL3Lu3TbgTKtr5S0ssNY5A", "text": "get a pineapple roll! (that's where the 4-star comes from) this place is fair-priced & close to campus & pretty good w/ their service.\n \nmost of their foods are 3-stars tho: their fish is not the best and their other rolls are so-so...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_7uay0gB0GjpuxSou6KcjQ", "date": "2010-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R-Q8K7Jl5vjpyGaZvqLKZg", "text": "yea it's cheap but it's not japanese food or whatsoever, came here once, and that's it for me. Don't even bother to try.... it's that bad...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cK_o24LjSY2P0FW9Th3Hqg", "date": "2010-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rrYzT9L9n7_8atzdMh5SqQ", "text": "Pros:\n-as cheap as sushi gets\n-convenient location\n\n-Cons:\n-NO alcohol !!\n-big student crowd (like, the bad kind of studenty... as in: no sake !!)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "upEJIvTW-IAhiJXNl4Auyw", "date": "2007-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rtfxKzKxsd2_HY76TpjhDg", "text": "Wtf is up with their mushy ass sushi rice?  And they use A LOT of rice in their rolls too, so it's like a mushy mess when you eat it.  Why the hell do my friends always want to go back there?\n\nThe people there are nice, but the food really isn't that good.  I think everything would be much tastier if they fixed their mushy rice problem.\n\nAnd how cheap are they?  They don't even include ginger on the plate.  I know most people throw it out, but at least ask if we want any!  It's so hard to get the waiter's attention sometimes to get ginger, so I wish they would ask.  \n\nI think Berkeley Sushi House is better than this place for sure.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2008-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rXtxF5HfR0h-nJpe9MgzFQ", "text": "Pretty damn good for cheap, quick sushi for lunch. The rolls range between $3-8, which for sushi is dirt cheap. \n\nI wouldn't go here for a fancy dinner or gourmet meal, but it sure beats some other local options for a quick meal of 2-3 rolls.\n\nThe rolls are usually HUGE and pretty fresh and there's lots of variety. I usually get one of the bowls (usually tempura, just because I'm slightly obsessed with fried, crunchy things) and one roll. That's even enough for me and I've been known to out-eat my 6'+ ft male friends :-)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MJIrANR3-u3FVBMq1qz3IA", "date": "2008-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RZdeQdoDxOW3FRIopn2SMw", "text": "Looking for cheap sushi? This is your place! In fact, they've even got a section on their menu labeled \"Student Specials,\" aka cheap dishes. I had one of these: kimchi fried rice. It wasn't the best, nor was it really spicy, but it was a decent portion for ~$5. The rice was really mushy (too much water), but mixing it with the miso soup made it taste alright. Their sushi is okay, not extraordinary, but good. Btw, this place is on the small side, so don't plan to bring in large parties.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "URWpOVK9fAmpQvntMa9LOQ", "date": "2010-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S2ouBOGNPFa0IhZ0pBow2A", "text": "I don't think I'm very picky with my sushi places since I don't eat it too often. I like the Godzilla roll here, it's my favorite! Service is ok. Takes a while for the food to get done sometimes, so if I get to go, I call in before picking up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D1YcUF-kVwgTOymcqk9y9w", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s55HWOrB239g-S-azTCymw", "text": "I was introduced to Tako by a good friend. Hold in the wall with good, cheap eats. \n\nI always order the Oakland Roll which is worth the drive from Uptown Oakland. I've only had a not so great experience with it once (mid-week).\n\nI recently tried the California Roll and it was very good also.  I've also had the salmon skin roll and gyoza - both good.\n\nYou can't beat the fact they are Christians and they have a loyalty program where you can $$ off when you acrue enough stamps.\n\nThe cooked items seem to look hit or miss in nature. I would stick to whatever \"regular\" you find suits your fancy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GHXbLu0M_6Td0ugVnrVVkA", "date": "2011-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sb-e-H3iM4p0iHJx6Gwfyg", "text": "The food is cheap here, although the portions are relatively small so I feel like I have to order more and thus end up spending more.  The rolls and entrees are just OK - the main pull for Tako Sushi is the location right near campus & relatively cheap prices (especially the student lunch special).  I used to come here sometimes in between classes, but rarely went out of my way to eat here for dinner, unless someone was visiting me and wanted cheap sushi.  Overall, Tako Sushi is not bad...2 1/2 stars for food quality, plus that extra 1/2 star for cost effectiveness.  And it's a heck of a lot better than the sushi at GBC...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2010-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SigJYtFG0TDWVLTQDvL9NQ", "text": "The food is nothing special, but I liked that they had starving student specials posted on the door. That makes it affordable for a college student like myself.\n\nIf you're looking for an authentic Japanese restaurant...then this is not the right place. Otherwise if you want a cheap eat then this is a good spot for the money.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4suJsf9Q2uruOwKlnBixow", "date": "2010-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SprNUtc_VPAL8XUl1BHCCg", "text": "The sushi is decent and they have a pretty good variety. I like the spicy california, philly, and spider roll. If you don't like sushi they also have bento boxes and noodles. It's really close to campus and affordable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qu-r6QIV46StPjPYKt51Og", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SZ0Y8nwK8uBSRZs8qquZ7Q", "text": "Tako Sushi has been my go-to lunch place for a long time. As a student at UC Berkeley, I could call their number and order while still on campus, and pick up my order by the time I walked there. I recommend the Baja Roll or Dynamite Roll, and their Udon soup tasty! I think of it as more of a lunch place because it's not usually crowded, and they have great, quick service.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yVBmBlRMXa88ifer7cCh9Q", "date": "2012-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SZ8aGKQuY31eMXunGqSmKQ", "text": "All I have to say is the spicy tuna pleases my very picky boyfriend. We always get it as take out so I can't say anything for dining there. You couldn't ask for better pricing!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3J2YMNcpq2aFBV9YkoZc2g", "date": "2008-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tAMWVXgrWishyc-50w-Usw", "text": "stopped in for lunch one school day, ordered a sushi combo (nigiri).  all of the fish was unfresh -- tasted bad, chewy consistency.  didn't finish the food, won't return.  if you're looking for quick sushi near campus, the store in the durant food court is a better bet.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Mp_OXAmazLp-b-OJFMW-BQ", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tc4g6Ym_EOCnOZonEVac-w", "text": "Could be a 3-star rating but I'm not crazy about this place. I pretty much only go here because it's cheap sushi and it's very convenient when I'm too lazy to walk anywhere else.\n\nI always order: Crunchy Delight and Lion King. These rolls are usually a hit or miss for me and it varies whenever I come here. \n\nThe party trays are worth it though! Order those for big groups.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "I7nSFalBwIbR-blNd95I6Q", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tE5PPAbfHogJdvOVPesQgQ", "text": "When I'm on a tight budget, I love coming here to eat. The food is quick and easy and they've got a wonderful selection of sushi to choose from. I love the service and the atmosphere. It might look small, but once you get past the counter, there's more room.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3ideE5jonMsCk9HsO2HT2g", "date": "2008-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tKlqYFbi4thr-57mDiUwLA", "text": "When it comes to sushi, my standards are about average, and if you can give it to me cheap I'm sold.  However, at the end of the day it is still raw fish, so compared to other foods I guess I probably am a little pickier.  I have had some damn good cheap sushi in my life, though (Coach Sushi and Ginza in Oakland!!!), and this is not on the list at all.  My rolls were lukewarm, which always weirds me out because it means they aren't refrigerating the raw fish and the salmon was hard and still had bits of skin on it.  Plus the typical boring rolls were ok priced (California, Philadelphia, $6 or so) but anything more interesting was priced more around $8-10, which then is getting into more expensive territory where I feel like I might as well go somewhere nicer.\n\nThe service was fast and the miso soup was delicious ($1!) so that was good.  I might come back to try something cooked, they have good looking lunch specials with tempura or teriyaka for $5.  The egg rolls were greasy and just filled with bean sprouts (or so it seemed) - pass on them even though they're only $3.\n\n.....on second thought, after writing this review soon after I arrived home, i got sick sick sick and just had to go from 2 stars to 1 star.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cFQDeYUQXXx2iUfyOvO6ig", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tWY1s3jwIrrgwgajFiRvzw", "text": "I completely forgot this place existed. I was craving sushi, but didn't want to go all the way down Elmwood for Manpuku and Berkeley Sushi House is awful.\n\nI got the Ghirashi (Chirashi?) which was good for its price. I was comfortably full, and didn't get tired of the raw fish taste. My boyfriend got HDB (?) Some Korean dish that had raw fish, a Korean sauce over vegetables and rice. He said it was better than he expected. We also tried the Popcorn Tuna which was pretty good. We asked for it a bit raw, but it was thoroughly cooked. \n\nI tried a Melona Bar for the first time here. Yummy! \n\nBonus: They take credit cards!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ubMaoHLNWFYp4tzT8SoeNw", "date": "2011-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U2RmJgBF-NUgUWYlEhov-Q", "text": "The sushi here is not that good, as far as california-style rolls go.  They always seem to be lacking in flavor and the ingredients taste cheap.  The rolls are still pretty expensive too.\n\nI give this place 3 stars because the non-sushi items are a good deal.  Quality-wise they're exactly \"A-OK\" and dirt cheap.  Check out the student specials - not bad for 4-5 bucks!  Good place to grab a cheap meal with pretty good waiter service.  The restaurant decor is pretty cute too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UbeiK7v7x0oN7DoPX5C8fg", "text": "The Short:\nGood for cheap Japanese eats, but don't expect too much in terms of quality (or sanitation). Would've been 3-stars for the food, but seeing some small mice run around near the entrance is not something I want to see. They'd be headed for a 1-star instantly, but I'll give them a little leeway since the place is located on Telegraph and the side of the street is just lined with trash cans. The fish is not the freshest, so I would recommend the cooked rolls. But beware of the California Rolls, they're loaded with mayo. Overall, I enjoy the food, but I'd only come here if I really need a Japanese fix! Also good if you're looking for a party platter of sushi because they give the best deal on sushi platters.\n\nRecommendations:\n- Chicken Teriyaki Roll.\n\nPros:\n+ Cheap eats, a lot of special deals to help you save some $$$ on sushi.\n+ Good selection of sushi rolls and entrees.\n\nCons:\n- Food quality is meh. Don't be expecting anything spectacular.\n- Not the most sanitary place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EBGLFxRqMS3Efz0srg9kHQ", "date": "2010-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UEFtenQt4RM49TwT9DBFqQ", "text": "I love this place! The lady who runs it is super nice. Their green tea tastes delicious and their prices are amazing. I only go to Tako when I'm craving sushi in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "brPvJZ-EeAz-CR5oJvH5-w", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ui8tb6AnbrpQHhiir1vMBw", "text": "cheap, chill, and straight to the point sushi joint.  had the salmon skin roll (yum!), oishii roll, and crab/shrimp/avo/crispies roll.  definitely one of those spots i'd go back to when i'm kickin it around telegraph. i can't really say much on service being that we we're one of the last customers there an hour before they closed.  the tea could've been hotter but then again it might've been because of the late hour.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Fm_B2DANFMNa5zkzw01AKA", "date": "2007-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uJxmDuBKlIypgjXk34EAuQ", "text": "I can't believe what people are expecting for what they pay!! \nthis place is cheap and has a good location near UC campus. \ntheir donburi(egg and typically, deep fried meet on rice with sauce) is only 5 bucks and is filling. it tastes pretty good too. \ntheir rolls and sushi aren't that great but it's definitely not bad considering the price. \nand who cares if the amigos are rolling makis!\nauthenticity?? boy... you're on the wrong side of the neighborhood and too cheap.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BmJmPH-GtL2mYBWzrYl6oA", "date": "2008-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UOFn0G7xKmV5gbPdZ7qZBg", "text": "As a vegetarian, I'm a huge fan of taco sushi: they have plenty of veggie-friendly options. \n\nThe last two times I went to Tako Sushi,I ordered the veggie crunchy (one time sit-in one time take out.) It doesnt take long to make. The service at Tako Sushi is TERRIBLE (but I dont mind since i'm getting a fair price), so they bring out food as soon as its done (instead of bringing everything out together). They describe the sauce on the veggie crunchy as a \"special sauce\" which is sweet and tangy, but think/syrup-like, which makes the crunchy bits on the sushi a bit soggy after a while. \n\nThe nice thing about Tako Sushi was when I ordered over the phone, and told them I'd be there in 10 mins, my order had JUST finished cooking. They didnt wait for me to get there to start on my order. Some places in Berkeley dont want to waste food incase a customer didnt show up, but I like that Tako Sushi didnt mind. \n\nOverall, the food was great, the service was mediocre, but worth the low price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gvcUcixb6tJKMS1BLbIwbA", "date": "2012-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "up60cQ3GecXsg-JJUFH5kw", "text": "Good Sushi at Good Prices. Had some Tuna and Salmon Nigiri and both tasted very fresh and good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ILz8ApVEgTqbv5LnC6PyuA", "date": "2006-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "usB9hlO85bOt9mJI15Wp9A", "text": "Their sushi was pretty delicious, but nothing fancy or spectacular.  However, I love their katsu curry.  The pork was fried to the perfection and the taste was amazing.  For only $4.99 (under starving student menu), I had enough food for 2 meals.  Their gyoza was somewhat disappointing.  I could tell that they re-deep fried the frozen gyoza using old oil because it was greasy, tasteless and saturated with fat.\n\nOverall, don't order gyoza and your life will be ok.  Your money is worth here.  The service was pretty fast, and the staff was very polite and patient to us taking forever to decide what to order.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kbkNfNXNDoczfSpV61O6zA", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uVkh9ym4gx7mS-QcXrJqaw", "text": "FOOD:\n1. Miso soup - Hm, barely any tofu chunks in there.\n2. Philly Roll - Ok, but their rice isn't good. It reminds me of old mushy rice.\n3. Caterpillar Roll - It's okayyy, but lacks flavor. =/\n\n\nSERVICE:\nDecent, but the servers seem timid.\n\nATMOSPHERE:\n1. Has nice Asian blossom painted all over the wall, but overall atmosphere is just alright.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6_VkzelWeSHzjTVDlGl-Ug", "date": "2007-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uw_sGrHLZ_8OdTyrxqe6Pw", "text": "Definitely just an \"OK\" place.  The service was very good, and everyone working there was very nice, but the sushi tasted just like it cost, cheap.  I don't know what it was but the dragon roll and CA roll I had bites of had a funny taste to it.  And believe it or not, they messed up Udon.  Udon is just soup and shouldn't be that hard to make.  The chicken (I ordered chicken Udon) wasn't cooked, and was very fatty.  The only other thing added was noodles and chives. That's it.  \n\nAll in all, cheap prices and nice people should be the attraction for eating here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Fm5Zl3zyPXjLtJ4amu3Srg", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v5yd98mVp7SJifA4_-N_4g", "text": "I can't promise you it's freshness nor quality of certain items.  However, you really can't complain for the dirt cheap pricing and fast service.  for a college dive and a fast food substitute, two thumbs up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z8yJm_GtI9pkyD23J5zacQ", "date": "2007-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vDGGgtT6T04tvSB9rL8u3w", "text": "BAD BAD BAD SUSHI \nwhen you go to Sushi restaurant, you expect to see some Japanese (at least Asian) guy working in the kitchen,\nbut you won't see any Asians(besides the servers) in this place\n\nfood is not even that cheap, and the quality is very poor\nlast time when I ordered, the Tuna was pink and the Salmon had a faded orange color\nthey were so THIN that i was able to see the rise through those fishes\n\ntheir gingers are not fresh, and it takes a long time to get your food", "stars": 1, "user_id": "okAkTJtCvifjnsFuTcQ9DQ", "date": "2009-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VhEMaluYCjq9fDAvo0G9Ng", "text": "I did not get sick from eating the sushi rolls here, but I did make a conscious decision to stay away from anything raw.  And for the price, service and decor, this made me happy.  The very reasonable prices also made me happy.  I like when prices reflect value, no matter how small that value may be.  \n\nThe menu is epic and I only skimmed through before getting tired and distracted by the cherry blossoms painted on the wall.  Perhaps, a superficial move to create a Japanese-feel next to the Mexican men preparing sushi rolls.  Hey, I'm into international cuisine!\n\nThey charged a 15% gratuity on a party of two, which made sense since the servers are probably paid poorly by the hour and the place is located right next to a public university campus. \n\nWould I return?  I have frequented this place for years before they repainted and redesigned.  Convenience and not being in the mood for pizza or crepes is a strong motivator.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1-7kC-m6Y812725m5sZKPw", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vhw5IUg2cmOa0ZJ9posOhQ", "text": "I have been here so many times.  This is where I come for inexpensive sushi.  The rice for the sushi is sweeter than at most places, but I like it.  I think their sushi is  delicious and their prices can't be beat!  The service is usually great except one time, a lady server asked if we wanted our change back from the bill and I thought that was kind of strange.  They also play music that praises god all the time, so that can either be a plus or a minus depending on the patron.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wo38nW_JbXC4m_zlaN86wQ", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VQTfE7BObwVQ7Q2XUjLEkw", "text": "Service is kind of slow because they have so few workers. But the sushi selection is huge, workers are very friendly...definitely worth coming back to! \n\nYou HAVE TO try the Popcorn Salmon...they are SO good!! \nAnd I love the Hawaiian Roll - if you like raw salmon with a pinch of lemon then you would love this!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OsqtMH1_cC0L9k0bscHkfw", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VwgyqoiHv9oaRlPlmMzMkg", "text": "The sushi is decent. Since the price is relatively cheaper, for the price you're paying, I think it's pretty decent. \n\nI would recommend getting the deluxe party tray or one of those special trays and split with people. It's more worth it that way. I liked their lambada roll and unagi roll. It's a good place to go if you're not willing to shell out too much money for good sushi.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w8Bduno7oVDUvtuJVfa1Lg", "text": "This is the best cheap sushi in Berkeley near campus. \n\nGranted, its not the best quality, but you get what you pay for. \n\nI really like the simple rolls; crazy horse and crazy monkey rolls.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Px_aOjsH3ocELCqLdY9Ijw", "date": "2010-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "waDhQebMMhwmBK45GbAoUA", "text": "Its not the best sushi, but it is really cheap.  Anyone that says this is good sushi has not eaten good sushi before.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ncAe-eGkwlr7RlzqytCZig", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wijj-xthIr7_g14L3LrqBA", "text": "this place is a little small. the food is good. the peoples are okay, but you can definitely find better.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZNb_YLjN8ROpjsyGXduF-g", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wMcT5yJowmsincTs9E4NIQ", "text": "Decent sushi. Very affordable for college students. Its not the best sushi but it certainly fills your appetite and way much more than its worth. They have cute decorations on the wall and a very nice place to hang out with your friends. My suggestion is to order all you want at once cause when it gets crowded the longer you have to wait for your food!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "q1t5SRqWxp6TMaXu6e18xA", "date": "2011-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WyHz7NPkGWTitYBfKBV7SA", "text": "err this place scares me. why would you go to a sushi place that you don't trust?! that's like asking for food poisoning. i do trust the COOKED fish rolls...like the one with siracha on top..i forget what it's called but it's deep fried which makes it a little less questionable. i guess.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-_wzuN_vSnpuLAqmHslFSw", "text": "I had Tako sushi for the first time today and I was quite pleased with the roll and the price. I ordered the Godzilla, which was basically an unagi roll deep fried. I got 10 pieces (even though the menu says 8) for 5.40 before tax and tip. The price definitely made my roll more delicious, but even objectively, I would have enjoyed my sushi roll. I definitely recommend the Godzilla, which is what I had.\n\nHowever, my friend had a less satisfactory order. his don katsu donburri had some really gross egg thing on top of it that looked gray and just not appetizing. also, his don katsu was soggy and not crisp and the meat was very chewy. stay away from the donburri.. but his salmon popcorn (appetizer) was pretty good! you can't really go wrong with deep fry \n\ni was happy with the price, variety, and overall quality of the food. i can definitely see myself coming here more often", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X4u9m_nUGefQ4AOC4oxuKA", "text": "Decently priced\n\nbut not one of the greatest sushi places ive been to\n\nif you want a cheaper sushi place go here but if your looking for a legit sushi place i wouldnt recommend tako", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x6gE1D7lqOzkewUZNp1G8w", "text": "This was my mine and my husbands first time having sushi so I don't have much to compare it to. It's a little hole in the wall next to Blakes on Telegraph. Nothing fancy and the decor seemed very old. Tables were a little sticky.\nWe had the Oakland Roll and the teryaki bbq roll. They were both delicous and great amount for the price. I had the soft shell crab tempura for appetizer, unfortunately it was tastseless, very plain for crab. Did not get adventurous enough for the sashimi but maybe next time.\nThe menu is huge there is something for everyone. The service was very attentive considering it was packed on a Saturday night and there were only 2 serviers running around. I would have given it more stars if they served saki! But we will be back for sure.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lfIOJ5tY1Qzdvq9O2VAJgQ", "date": "2009-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xAj4q77h6yPQwp1--YllUw", "text": "Reasonable, pretty good, tasty sushi for $42 for 6 people (party platter)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lCmvpQfFpdxhbWVM59eUCg", "date": "2009-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XFBczFgm2fHP_nlTEe17oA", "text": "Just fine.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cI8o0ZwAzpGe3_zwsRT6yg", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xhpFWCntJArkWfu4PQOfsA", "text": "Pretty good sushi at reasonable prices. I agree with many others that Manpuku on College Ave (Elmwood area) is a little bit better and cheaper too. But Tako Sushi is just really conveniently located next to campus and great for grabbing a quick lunch or sushi cravings at 10pm. It gets crowded here sometimes during lunch but service is quick and we never had to wait too long for our food. We've ordered party trays from Tako Sushi many times and they are always ready when they're supposed to, and the sushi is always tasty andd fresh.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cJ7v1pTqLVDp3uC-YGE4Ug", "date": "2012-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XJXDvcBVq5CeRAcnAc7XXg", "text": "People expecting a culinary delight by campus need to move over! The restaurants here cater to what the students want -- cheap and filling good and boy, does Tako Sushi deliver! I'm not even trying to insult the place, it's really what I want!\n\nI love their starving student specials. Kim chi fried rice sounded really weird to me but it ended up being pretty tasty. I can't stand kim chi but I decided to give it a shot figuring, what do I have to lose for the price? It ended up being fantastic and filling, especially with the free miso soup . I have also had their curry with chicken katsu, which is pretty good. There was a pretty fair amount of chicken katsu, although I think the curry was too watery for my taste. It wasn't very watery but I do like my curry to have a sort of thick and starchy consistency rather than a thin soup but maybe that's just me!\n\nEither way, I would have to say I would come back! You get what you pay for and I really do like my food fast (relatively), convenient (close to campus), and cheap!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2010-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xOEj7OIzS0tbVP6IWalyUQ", "text": "The Nigiri is AWFUL! Cold, chewy and chunky and not even sliced thick or evenly... it was literally placed on the rice- no forming the fish and rice into a unified Nigiri unit... ugh\n\nThe staff makes me feel like I'm home (nice Korean people) but the sushi chefs are probably not trained (at all) in the technique/art of making Sushi\n\nCome here for a Chicken Teriyaki Bowl with California Rolls, and maybe some Popcorn Chicken or Gyoza\n\nDO NOT COME HERE FOR anything that requires quality fish/meat\n\nThere are so many other options near campus:\nJoshuya Sushi\nCU Sushi\nKirala\nSushi Sho", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OdEsKwFQyALpwuig7FV8lA", "date": "2008-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yB6IpeEMIWTpS9TK08d1Nw", "text": "All I get is the nigiri lunch special.  this is my go to sushi place to go to while i'm at school.  i have no allegiance though, so something moves closer to school, i'll probably go there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QcPN-Dee_dU2IWno-f2oYA", "date": "2006-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yjk0TnQQK1bPM_9PpNCxfw", "text": "Vegan review! - Kinda pricey, but the food is decent. The woman who took my order was nice enough to, without my asking, replace my salad with a salad without dressing (the salad dressing has mayonnaise, which goes against my vegan diet). \n\nI paid about $8 for a veggie bento box and I was definitely full at the end. You get a nice heaping of rice and more than enough edamame for your liking :O", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ulRGjHgUENvIW82cipInhA", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zCBEBu_KV4G1LuD8PbjCNA", "text": "Affordable sushi, good service. Good place to go for sushi if you crave sushi and are near campus. Some Korean-style selections (kimchi sushi). Enjoy getting the larger sushi rolls (good value for the price!). I miss coming to this place with my friends as an undergrad..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S-LLxAbN1S6z-FalqNPgfg", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZHiOwPozyG6_xz9ZuYKsZw", "text": "The service has never been great, but the cheap tasty sushi makes up for it. I LOVE all of the vegetarian options, Tako has obviously put effort into creating veggie rolls that are just as complex and yummy as the fishy ones.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qVFZc2USkjYR9lcPGnKYFA", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZlaT4ukbop1JbmojnABX3w", "text": "Cheap and quick sushi for hungry college students.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "R-Ikij4OwDfKuZf8TUVg5g", "date": "2009-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZLEI_U1PndItO9Iv5trPpQ", "text": "Nice fresh fish and seaweed. Excellent service and great prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ps-P0L0Io8oD1S447l0cvA", "date": "2011-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zo5sxcnXuEoVRf9jbD17rA", "text": "not the tastiest BUT cheap and cheap", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZX8UshazFHLyMxddeSesUw", "text": "I dont think I'll be coming back. I actually used to come here a lot when I was in high school and it took me all of HS and the few random times I came here to fill out the stamp card. It literally requires you to have like ~50 stamps.  \n\nFree miso. \n\nMost of their rolls are pretty unmemorable. If you are craving some cheap sushi, I suggest Manpuku on college instead.\n\nOh. And my friend found a hair in his sushi here. Yums. not.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3sP3hXY2AExPlw1QnojMow", "text": "The prices are cheap, but the sushi is so so. Also if you don't buy an entree, you don't get miso soup...which is not very cool. In most sushi places I've been to, this is a given. It also can get crowded during lunchtime, and the wait to me is not worth it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xmaDvsS6D9tyvXy9AbKw6Q", "date": "2009-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "B3J-1nFSo8yUGyDyG1hpaQ", "text": "I eat here all the time. It's a good deal for the price, and good if you're really hungry. Some of the maki rolls are less than two dollars, and pretty much everything vegetarian is cheap. The Miso soup, as far as I know, is vegan. \n\nMinuses:\n1. Either the fried veggie roll is just awfully salty, or they just pour regular soy sauce in the low sodium soy sauce bottles. \n2. They are always playing Christian music. Or Jack Johnson. \n\nI am not sure how the meat or fish rolls are, as I am a vegan. \n\nApparently they also deliver.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_XRA1zv8SVq8u2Wsj3TAlw", "date": "2010-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DfbG1xUFhMwp-FrEUCZGyQ", "text": "First thing I noticed was the place looked a little dingy from the outside, but although a bit cramped the inside was decent. My friend and I came here for lunch and I was happy to notice that almost all the items on the menu were super affordable. \n\nNow if it wasn't for the service I would have given more stars, since the food itself wasn't horrible. We had an hour for lunch which we thought would be more than enough (especially since the two of us can eat pretty fast). But it took forever and when my friend's dish came out it ended up being the wrong order. At this point my order still hadn't shown up, and the guy had to basically take our orders over again. I had to end up getting my katsu don to-go....fail.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Wm2VNSNKXilGrwApVpO0NQ", "date": "2012-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Fxzg6lY30BCuyTvzlZ56sw", "text": "Knowing that college student, like myself, often decide where to eat by looking at the number after dollar sign, Tako is nice to lower its price to fit my need.  HOWEVER, if the lowering of price result in using stickier rice instead of sushi rice and weird seasoning to make some sort of sweet/slimy rolls with fishy filling, that is ABSOLUTELY not authentic and wrong as a sushi restaurant.  \nI ordered the hana sushi special (S3?) the tobiko on the rolls weren't fresh and lose the fullness of being the eggs of fishes, the california roll is too sweet than it should be.  The rolls are loosely wrapped, and I am not even going to tell the discovery of bugs in my water!  Tako!  It is nice knowing you, and now I will start avoiding you!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "p64txkX-ti1Ve82PXuK41w", "date": "2008-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KA0Ij8AGUpipD1M1d9B3RQ", "text": "I have a secret confession to make. I don't like the sushi here. I like the food here though. I ate sushi? Yeah. huh? I know, it sounds weird but this is a decent place to get not-exactly-authentic sushi rolls at a decent price in a neighborhood where you can't find a much better alternative in the way of solving a sushi jones. In the end, this place isn't bad. However, use with caution.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LdKVoDFfJp4NsxmbI59LOw", "text": "I used to love this place. It has gone so far downhill that I will not spend money here anymore. Although the rolls are cheap, I'd rather save my money until I can afford more quality rolls at a better place.  Food isn't flavorful or fresh, which is dangerous for a sushi place. The chicken teriyaki is totally chewy and the quality is the meat is just abysmal. \n\nIt's just no good anymore... unless, of course, you have no standards for sushi.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "x9WtkJJ9unnHVE4UeQBJvg", "date": "2008-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LIJVA-EoapS5pDS7CAm_Qg", "text": "Not good. Do not go! All that waits for you at Tako Sushi is a line, super sub-par asian food, small portion sizes, and if you get something cooked and beefy, overcooked beef. I will not go here ever ever again. This place might as well be part of the Asian Ghetto (I go there as infrequently as possible!!).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Q8pngMacAU5H_1M0kufT0Q", "text": "This place is horrible. \nAnd I'm sure most people just come here because it is cheap. \nI've had a lot better food EVERYWHERE else I've been. \nNo thanks, I'll spend a few extra dollars to get better food and service. \nThe employees here are rude and do not care how they treat you because tip is already included. \nI just wanted to throw my soy sauce at the one young waitress with horrible teeth when I asked for ponzu sauce and she gave me this thick gross sauce. \nAnd when I told here it was not ponzu sauce she told me it was. \nExcuse me, I am not stupid. \nAnd ! After she gives us our miso soup with no spoons, I asked for spoons for the whole table. \nShe brings one. \nI don't understand, you want us all to share? \nPlease. \nThe eggrolls have nothing in them except oil. \nI can make better ramen from the packages. \nThe wings are disgusting.\nEverything about this experience makes me so upset I just want to stand outside this place and tell everyone not to go in.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "SgBCgSN6xk0_9qJIOO0ESQ", "date": "2012-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "Ok_8l5uZTUDtPzFvf0JMWQ", "text": "Mexican people making all the rolls and sushi = stamp of authenticity! They put the REAL in REAL CRAB meat here. \n\nOkay so, stay away from the sushi unless you don't mind unhappy rolls. Why are they unhappy? Because they fall apart and form a big frown on your plate. :(. Sad sushi roll.\n\nRolls make me sad and nigiri is like bubble-gum chewy. Sigh.\n\nSo what's even good here? The entrees, actually. Well, they're the only thing that's left getting.\n\nChicken teriyaki bowl is a typical quick fix of protein (YEAH PROTEIN) and carbs. I actually prefer the teriyaki salmon steak, but I rarely come here anymore because the prices are hardly worth it.\n\nI think the only thing Tako is actually good for is catering sushi, because the prices are pretty reasonable if you get 50+ pieces. If I remember correctly, it was something around the range of $20. Quality still leaves more to be desired though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0p43Iod-2NbAc9STEqvgFQ", "text": "The upshot: this place is cheap. I got a combination of like twelve rolls for like nine dollars. The downside: the fish was super poor quality-really not good. The edamame was hairy and the salad was brown. Yucky!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pEzr3C08XhLACcVKI1pYPA", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "11sY89DBAeypoKM9AePBog", "text": "Took forever with our food! And they messed up the order! The guy that works there is a bit too much. He acts like he knows everything. Giving me sushi that was suppose to go to the table next to us, then accusing me to have miscommunicated with the lady who took our order. Then re-entered our order, making everybody who came after us get their food first. We got our lunch break at 12pm. Got there at 12:10pm. Ordered by 12:15pm. Didnt get food until 12:47pm. Had to pack and get it togo. \n\nTerrible. Good luck staying in business with all the competition in Berkeley.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Za6TKj66D5rXLrDmCfCZCA", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a8oogLfj3HbY-aFZiYMqYw", "text": "This place is sake bomb good!!!\n\nTako offers by far the cheapest sushi in Berkeley, which is enough reason to jump for joy and pig out like a sumo wrestler. \n\nI was a little skeptical at first about eating at this sushi house because it's a little hole in the wall restaurant, right next to a college, and it's off of Telegraph Ave (which is one of the dirtiest streets in Berkeley even after street cleaning days).  This definitely does not qualify for the ideal place you would want to go and eat raw fish at.  However; dirty hippies aside, Tako offers great food, plentiful portions, and cheap prices which is why this place is considered a \"tasteful sensation\" in my book.   The service could be better, and at times gets extremely slow because there is only one server trying to please to thousands of UC Berkeley students; but she does the best she can.  The sushi rolls are prepared where you can see them, which is probably the most important aspect to consider when eating sushi because you know it was prepared freshly.  And although they have Mexicans rolling up the sushi (which some people consider a lack of authenticity), I have learned that Mexicans are the best chefs in the world.  I don't know of any restaurant that doesn't have a Mexican chef, and that's just stating the facts.  \n\nTako Sushi has a brilliant aroma of Japanese cuisine, and there is nothing better than the feel and taste of masago snapping against your teeth.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5RwxMFW5zfUbZVQT8ooVsw", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bF6phP7O7DEcvZMeMnZycw", "text": "Only came here a few times and only because my friends wanted to come here. Honestly, this is the last sushi place that I want to go to. \n\nI ordered sushi from here, and the quality of the fish was not that great and the unagi got a lot of bones in them... Another time, my friend and I ordered two baked rolls... and the one I had just tasted like california rolls drenched in mayo. \n\nI also tried the kimchi friend rice, thinking that since it seems to be korean owned, the korean food should be good. But I was soooo wrong.... the kimchi was really sour, and it taste like they just poured tobasco sauce onto the rice to make it spicy. And they also threw in cheap hot dogs pieces. but i guess... since it was under the \"poor student\" menu. I also tried the kimbap and that was ok, but not great.\n\nThe service here varies... sometimes they are attentive, but most of the time they are not. And if you ask them to separate the sushi rolls that my friend and I were taking \"to go\" they would look disappointed and a bit hesitant...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "886PK4cguRAHtD-mUnSZTg", "date": "2010-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BfFk1QkV2GN4Xks_MgErSg", "text": "(+) Delivery service runs until 2-3am\n(+) Lion King roll is the most cost effective method to get full with good sushi!\n(+) Miso soup comes with each dish\n\n(-) Sitting down at this restaurant typically gets far to busy during weekends and they only have one waiter", "stars": 4, "user_id": "icH7fj24qhXbimE47_w7aw", "date": "2012-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CcSTwBttTaf5RysrkPL5-g", "text": "I do not recommend eating here. I tried some of my friend's California rolls and they were okay, but when I tasted the teriyaki chicken that I ordered it had a weird ammonia taste. :P Also after my friend ate his steak (I forget what the Japanese name is) he felt sick. \n\nThe place may be cheap but it is not worth your money.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "S774-lIfd1i5u4kxG5NBbQ", "date": "2008-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cW6fpyzPYUqOZYntUTRAlw", "text": "My boyfriend Derek said it best about this place: \"Seems like there should be a reminder posted on the door that says 'Make sure to check your order; accuracy cannot be guaranteed.'\"\n\nI first went to Tako Sushi when I was a freshman (I'm now graduated) and what I really liked was how many vegetarian options they have.   Other pros about the place: it's pretty cheap and it's close to campus, so it was always an easy place to meet up for lunch.\n\nA friend and I have been meeting there every week for lunch lately.  They kept getting her order wrong (the ashby roll) by putting the fake crab meat in it, which she hates.\n\nThen one night I went there with Derek and ordered the fresh veggie roll, took a bite, and realized they also slipped the fake crab meat in THAT.  I almost gagged.  They gave me a new roll and for free, but other than that, definitely didn't seem to care that they just gave a vegetarian meat and could have had a much worse health situation on their hands.  (Longtime vegetarians do not well with meat.)  Since then, I've always checked the veggie roll before eating it. \n\nNow I know I've should have checked everything -- today when my friend and I met up, I ordered the fresh veggie roll and the veggie crunchy roll.  They gave me the chicken teriyaki crunchy roll instead, which from above looks exactly like the veggie roll.  I bit into it and nope, not the veggie crunchy roll.  The main waiter (the guy with glasses that is always there) definitely didn't care very much and said he had nothing to do with the order.  Fine, but if your restaurant consistently has problems getting orders right at ALL (and this has nothing to do with the quality of the roll), then you do have something to do with this.  Fix this.  I've had a bad stomachache for the rest of the day.  (Also, they gave me this one for free, but didn't bother to write up a new check so it was included in the tax.  Cheap!)\n\nNow I know to always check everything, but it's a pity you can't just trust it. \n\nOh and lastly, they always play TERRIBLE Christian music.  The only good thing is you can make fun of it.\n\nAdditional bad service today (04/29/2010): One of the waitresses gave our order to another table, that table didn't notice it looked NOTHING like their order, and started digging in.  The male waiter (the one always there with the glasses and bald head) then actually gave us the roll that they started to eat.  Really?  He thankfully took it away, made a new one, and gave us a small discount.  One reason I like when they mess up -- more discounts for us.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DgoZVmrGjEOxD4wn-s3Yog", "date": "2010-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eDOb4msdPUFQZ3mnq7EBVQ", "text": "Tako Sushi is great for that quick fix for sushi; it's quite cheap but you pay for what you get.  There are a lot of rolls to choose from but nothing has every stuck out to me ever since I first starting going here over three years ago.  I do like the kim pop and futo maki roll, since I love pickled daikon (like a radish) and it's around $3-$4 each roll!  We usually get cooked rolls here (I don't trust raw fish at a restaurant aimed at starving students with starving student prices and specials).  The BF once got a chicken donburi bowl, which he called \"different\" but acceptable.  I usually get the miso soup just because it's cheap but there's hardly any tofu or seaweed in it =( The servers are nice but not friendly; they are usually rushed.  Don't expect anything crazy here, but give it a try if you need a quick fix.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fy6FsCWZun0cvro1O7qDkw", "text": "Sigh...here we go. First, I have been coming here for 4 years, so I have a lot to say. \n\nThe food is decent for a vegetarian. I normally order their vegetarian lunch/dinner. So this will be off that food.\n\nPro: \n   -Decent veggy food\n   -kinda pretty inside\n   -prices are decent...\n\nCon:\n   -if you do take out, no miso soup. \n   -if you ask for the miso soup, expect to pay an extra $1 for the \"container\", even though its supposed to be in your meal already.  \n         -I'm paying $8.99 for the vegetarian dinner..and you wanna charge me an extra $1 for a container? seriously?? These \"containers\" are a little soup thing that cost like 1 penny...\n   -sauce is an extra $.50-.75..wtf??\n   -spacy older asian lady who doesn't pay attention while I'm ordering:\n          -First, she either looks off or fiddles around with her back turned to the side while ordering! Rude!! (at least the young man, i'm guessing her son, is really nice).\n   -play christian music. \n   -wait time for food is +20 min. \n\nOverall, I avoid this place. I really wanted sushi tonight, so i went in there, and she was like, \"miso not included\"...I asked her if she could do it cause i'm paying for it, and she was like...No, extra $1. to hell with that...\n\nOh yeah, min $7 credit card...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ggewqd4p4MkfL0NAGJebPA", "text": "I have been going to this place for years and it is by far the best bang for your buck. If you go here, ask for Joon! He is the nicest guy ever! This is my favorite place to get Lion King Rolls, and actually, it's the only sushi place that makes the Lion King exactly how I like it.\n\nI go in there so often that Joon knows that I like my \"philly roll\" with fried salmon skin too! TRY IT!!\n\nEnjoy!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CRK_3X4gmSp8NBhlvFMzSw", "date": "2010-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hp93IObnzV2ZJ0rGmKYdVw", "text": "I went today (Monday) to Tako Sushi, and it was my first time in Berkley. It was actually pretty crowded, surprisingly! However, there was only one poor guy waiting tables!!! Hence, the service was quite slow. He was very nice though and I'm sure making bank off of tips!!! But either way, not okay to have ONE server for a whole restaurant with a ton of chefs!!! \n\nSo my friend and I ended up sharing the tempura chicken maki roll and the spicy dragon roll. In the tempura chicken teriyaki roll, when they mean topped with \"crunchies\", they mean CRUNCHIES! It wasn't bad, but on top of the deep fried heaven on the outside, it was a bit much. My friend and I concluded that especially on the end pieces, it gets a bit heavy and you end up feeling like you are eating a ton of fried batter! The spicy dragon roll really wasn't spicy at all, so if you're looking for a kick, don't get this (and I have a very low spice-tolerance so I mean it!) Although, the spicy tuna filling is delicious, I feel like it had the same problem as the tempura one, where the end pieces were just all fried and no filling! \n\nOverall, the pricing isn't too bad and it is definitely filling for sushi. I wouldn't necessarily come back unless I was a local though (I had better sushi elsewhere).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3bD9387DJyL4TrAQfTBlvQ", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JZpux06JCpt3pU63ht1sXQ", "text": "The sushi is affordable.  Nothing spectacular, but what did it for me was the zaru soba!\n\nIt's on the limited student budget portion, but it was by far the best thing we ordered! (on a hot day that is).  It was a huge portion of cold soba with a side of tempura and soba sauce.\n\nService-it was ok.\n\nI'd come back if I'm too lazy to go south side of campus for CU Sushi.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ww0UBHkI-XJ9_1oIdv6Uyw", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kt3nXblDJa5IVRP9B2IqqA", "text": "Berkeley passed local ordinance 111252:  No high-quality eateries should be located at the part of Telegraph Avenue across the street from the UC campus.  Just cheap places with dishes that taste accordingly.  Exhibit A:  Tako Sushi.  I've spent a fair amount of time at Tako Sushi, again, mostly for convenience.  Sushi rolls here are actually pretty small, but at least they're affordable.  You can get enough to get your fill without breaking your wallet.  Quality is okay, just a tad better than sushi from all-you-can eat places.  For a restaurant that caters to students, however, they can be quite slow.  Overall, there are worse places to go, but don't lose sleep if you don't get to visit.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pypZb3V5TXHOnlTj-qLSrw", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MEjyVb-q6RCN9SxNQ3Jgog", "text": "I'm not picky when it comes to food (I eat just about everything)...\n\nBut their Karaage (listed as Karaake on the menu, last time I checked) was absolutely terrible... I mean, instead of pieces of chicken, they fried whole wings and drums... I \nended up tossing 70%+ into the trash can... \n\nI've been here about 7 times total (I don't know why I keep coming back... Convenient location?), but the Karaage episode will deter me from ever coming back...\n\nThe price is reasonable... Taste falls short...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dNYy9I6fmt7_6jOtpAMh_A", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mmxjUybD5PHATlNpCajI1Q", "text": "The quality here is kind of hit or miss.  Some days it is pretty good and I am mostly satisfied but other days, it is not so good and if it weren't for the dirt cheap price, I would be mad.  Nevertheless, I recommend avoiding dinners here with abundant raw fish and sticking with their cooked dishes and their rolls.  Don't come here with high expectations...  It is mediocre Japanese food at a cheap price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MPsiEpP2MZoV3GzlmWkGhA", "text": "Affordable Japanese food, I guess you get what you pay for.\n\nService/Decor: There are a few tables inside and you might end up waiting to find a table, but chances are waits won't be long. Nice waiters, but food comes out a little slow. Japanese pictures on the walls, OK to come here with friends.\n\nFood: Yeah, when I say you get what you pay for, it's definitely true. For one, you don't get tea with your meal, which is a complete letdown. I always expect tea at a Japanese restaurant but you have to pay extra here. \n\nThe menu's pretty vast, from nigiri, rolls, various combos, tonkatsu, makis, desserts, etc. A lot of things are really cheap. For $20 you can get a 50 piece tray of california rolls, which is pretty neat (think you have to call in and order this). Rolls fall within the $7-$9 range, and sushi specials are around $11-12. There is a pretty meager amount of fish on the rolls and the presentation is absolutely horrendous. The fish does not taste very fresh (got the Nigiri special, resulted in a sheepish trip to the restroom), but in a cooked roll it would probably taste fine. Not much of a fan of this place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nY1jtIyAEj7JTVO-lIqRhQ", "text": "The best simple california rolls anywhere!  Most of their rolls are mediocre, but the caterpillar, spider, and lion king are delicious.  They also have good party platters, just call a day in advance.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UZqsQ_e8ULt1cNsl9sVSHw", "date": "2006-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "od37sJ_bkgng2uDBavD_fA", "text": "I'm not a sushi connoisseur, I usually get california rolls because for one, at Tako sushi they are ridiculously cheap. Like less than $2 for four of them, which, for a student, is a pretty good deal.\n\nTheir california rolls aren't bad which is why if it was just based on those and price this place would get five stars from me (their tempura isn't bad either).\n\nHOWEVER, let's go through the list of things that kinda suck about this place:\n\n1. The service. There is this one waitress who is hands down the surliest woman I have ever had the misfortune of coming into contact with. Every time me and my friends come or even if I drop in by myself this woman is just not friendly. I'm antisocial and awkward so my standards of friendliness are pretty low, basically if you seem nicer than me, you're friendly. I try to be nice to people who serve me my food because after all they're serving me, but this woman...I just don't get it, I smile, I get a blank stare from her, I try to catch her eye if our table needs something and she will look straight at me and turn her back and walk away O.O I always tip her well so I just don't understand it. BEWARE the mean asian lady, if you get a guy server you should be fine though, the bald asian guy with glasses is always super nice and efficient.\n\n2. Don't get popcorn anything here. It's not like normal popcorn chicken, it's really mostly just composed of their fried batter, barely any meat if there's meat at all in it, and served with weird, gross [imo] sauce.\n\n3. Over-priced Edammame. I've been to way better sushi places than this and the Edammame has never been so much for so little. I love Edammame I could eat it all day which is why it always makes me sad when I can't have it here.\n\n4. If you're taking sushi to go be careful, the wait time can range anywhere from 3-20 minutes so it may not be a good idea for a fast sushi fix before class.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TsbkNTS0_AzCaRbhhe4C5A", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OGFUJTsNlCAnUIg8OOD66g", "text": "Sushi here is very well cooked and the prices are reasonable! Miso soup comes with some things but only costs 1.00 and is pretty good. \n\nThe only downside to this place is the waitress who can be a bit iffy at times...it's like she has mood swings.\n\n My friend and I have always been good customers and used to Tip but after she began being super rude we stopped tipping her. But we always make sure to tip the other older woman and the guy that sometimes \nworks there. \n\nDecor: The space isn't too big so they have a lot of things just stacked up and covered with pieces of cloth which don't do a really good job of hiding the boxes...I think with a little bit of paint and a better job of hiding all the stuff; the place would look a bit better. :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WCudNGSmgKUvbcKCHF6CTg", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pF7LjiKnrRoQHVBBi-XdYw", "text": "We were hopeful, but were disappointed. We got the dynamite roll. It tasted a bit too fishy and was a glob of goo in my mouth. I legitimately spit it out and asked to get a different roll. So, props to the staff for good customer service and making us a new roll; a spicy tuna roll. The tuna was super dark and mushy. Disappointed again. The girls to the right and left of us got some big ol' plates of something else. Those looked good, maybe that's a better bet than sushi.\n\nSidenote: I am not a picky eater - even when it comes to Sushi. One of my favorite places has $3 rolls that are pre made and I love them.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "n0pY4JF9x_-rBRtEOS-wcA", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tsUDROpODdff9FVcddoSPA", "text": "You get what you pay for at this place.\n\nThe prices are cheap, but the quality of the food leaves something to be desired.  I've had much better (and I mean much much better) sushi at other places that are just as cheap as Tako (Manpuku, Geta).  The Miso soup was probably the most disappointing part of it.\n\nThe service though was the worst part.  The place was pretty empty when my friend and I were there and yet it still took forever for the waitress to come over to our table.\n\nI'm never coming here again.  I almost contemplated giving it two stars because of the cheapness of the sushi, but then I decided that was too generous.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "eB6I3JcHJg_AVf2a5G7suA", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U0OU31YIy6R5NvazCNNsoQ", "text": "Poorly run sushi joint with overpriced stinky sushi. The worst sushi I ever had - the fish was not fresh. From the texture, we were very sure it was frozen and then thawed. \n\nI ordered a rainbow roll and it took them 30 minutes to make it. Were they busy defrosting the fish in the kitchen???Hmm. \n\nFinally the roll arrived and within 30 secs the waitress brought us the check. Alright,  super SLOW to make the roll, but super quick to ask their customer to pay. The waitress even had that grumpy look on her when she dropped the bill, WTF!! \n\nWe had a large group so I didn't want to be nasty but restaurant like that should just be closed! The only reason for its existence is its location - students like us eat whatever. Btw, I don't even think the food is cheap. I got way better sushi at similar price in San Jose/Fremont.\n\nOne last thing: people in that restaurant are not even Japanese, they look and sound like Korean.\n\nNothing turned out right at this place. Enough said.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fJQXqs7fHezPi9pebVc9sg", "date": "2010-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4_ywcuxKTLGHgNqC-Va4yA", "text": "Great late. I don't recommend this place for sushi but for a cheap price and a decent taste?? Why not! I came here last night with my gf for dinner and as I walked in I noticed the Mexican guys rolling the sushi... Uhmmmmm.\n\nOk well that was awkward. The spot is tiny but once you hit the back there's space. There is also an outdoor seating for those who love berkeleys trashy nature lol. \n\nI ordered the lion king roll which wasn't deep fried or toasted. It actually didn't even taste like it? I also ordered the Kim chee fried rice for $3.50. This was worth it..I wish there was more egg though. Overall, the food is a C+, the service is a B+, and the ambiance is a C. \n\nTo tell the truth, I would still come back lol", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cJCYCEfDL4n5TgU9y8RTWg", "date": "2012-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fkmY5EEOFXrcuaNABWIgOg", "text": "Cheap food.  Wayyy too clean, smells like cleaners.  The food is good lunch food, not sure if I would go for dinner.  Their value is very good, if I were to go for sushi for lunch again, I would go back.  I just really hope they won't smell like cleaners again; otherwise, I will never go back again.  Tip:  if you like ramen and you are a poor student, get their starving student special!  It is only $5 with a choice of meat and egg!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qGb1hpie1h0pay_Bq2jvgw", "text": "my FAVORITE sushi place in berkeley!\n\nall sushi rolls are 7.99 or less! how awesome is that, esp for a student like me!\n\nall the other sushi places arnt as good as Tako. Joshuya's is way too pricy and sushi house in the asian ghetto has no taste. tako sushi is the way to go! their best sushi platter (if you like sashimi) is the Temperance platter, more sashimi/good rolls for your money! It says on the menu to order a day in advance, but you can just call a couple hours before pick up and they'll have it ready :] \n\nthe waitress there is super nice too! she is always smiling and she even let us eat our crepes at the restaurant (we bought it at crepes a gogo). she's also really good about giving out separate checks, which is great cuz i never have cash haha. One thing though, if you order to-go, it sort of takes a while. Once, i ordered to-go right after a table ordered the huge boat, and it took forever-- but it was just bad timing :/ \n\nnonetheless, my sushi cravings are satisfied, and so is my budget! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2_JjvlnvwvTnjbWTDq0HCQ", "date": "2010-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "r8EVp92rGzfFu5TUWyQi5w", "text": "So I'm reviewing Nude Sushi, which is basically Tako Sushi anyway.  Where else can you get sushi at 3 in the morning when you're totally hammered and need to eat a bunch of raw fish? And they're so fast too. I think.  My perception of time is usually pretty messed up when I order from them.  Anyway the food is pretty good, but I wouldn't go there if every other sushi place wasn't closed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SwhybJ9ENKYvq--AWTgMzQ", "date": "2008-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RpH2R4-CRCaN6pYdt9bZHA", "text": "I'm giving this place five stars because they managed to combine my favorite two foods ever: PINEAPPLE and SUSHI. This roll had so much flavor at such a good price that I almost cried... tears of JOY! AHHHH.\n\nPlus they have such an extensive menu & vegetarian options so you can keep coming back for more! Also, they miso soup that comes with the roll is a nice touch. They even gave miso soup to my friends who didn't even order anything! \n\nThe workers were so friendly :) And I thought the service was fast. If I ever come back to Berkeley, I'll make sure to come back here for my sushi fix.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uOnHG9WrL_S6YHsOw4VmHg", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Vv1m41T7OiWYHYt5YlqChA", "text": "Tako Sushi, let me count the ways... starting from zero.\n\n+1 for the portions and sizes of rolls\n-1 for the fact that they don't taste good\n+1 because of the super low prices\n-1 because I know now why the prices are so low\n+1 good service\n-1 horrible dining experience, was that a roach?\n+1 for being open super late\n\nLets just stop there.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "E3JcL02in_nDMqjlWu0kew", "text": "SO IT STARTS OFF A DARK BEAM OF LIGHT AND YOU SEE ME AND MY REVIEW \n\nthen i tell my review\n\nand now here is the review\n\nok so like i walk in i look ahead of me i see your average sushi i look to the left to me after startled by a odd sound,\n that sound was the mexicans making the sushi with their mexican music (they like kinda stuff) as well as they like to STARE\n\n  so im being stared at  i look at them hoping that they look away\n\n they dont\n\n so then i say ok whatever dude and keep walking and uhh sit on a chair while everyone ignores and offers me no kind of service bc they are to cheap to hire a fucking waitress bc its the same two people every fucking time ive been there  \n\nwhich was all too many times now\n\n dont get wrong the guy in the black polo yes he wears it everyday i do not know wether he has multiple ones or a closet full of the same shirt like doug but yes everday, now we carry you see the old asian lady who is korean and not japanese?  she will probably be wearing a white long sleev and long black skirt yes she wears it everyday....\n\n    now you look at her face when she asks  2? or howver many people is in your group and you see her and she looks slighly happy  now after seats you look back shes pissed......\n\n..... and shes even more pissed when you order WHEN YOU ASK FOR THE SIRACHA ! (you know that red stuff the bottle has a rooster on it i like to call it the cock sauce)\n\n and then she sfucking pissed then you ask for maybe just just a tad bit of wasabeeeee \nand..\n\n YOU HAVE BESTOWENED THE MOST ANGER SHE WELL EVER GIVE YOU THE LOOK OF DEATH THE STINK EYE IT PIERCES YOUR SOULD YOUR APPETITE CLENCHES WITH FEAR\n\n however you have already orderd to not anger the beast you eat and pretend to enjoy your mexican sushi now your gulping with fear the bad taste of the sushi does not help,\n\n unless its the spicy cal deluxe for that is their only good roll and my only purpose for what i have to endure every time i go in.\n   just when you think the anger is over she hands the bill she gives the piercing eyes and you tip bc you are scared even though its your dollar and you totaly need it for something else  .......\n\n\nyou've been warned\n\ntake this knowledge i have bestowed upon you and run forth and never i repeat never look back...\n\nthat is all \n\nthe end", "stars": 1, "user_id": "jI5Tu7BPLDPAiRLL__ZyrA", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KviVRusm39BKmVkCoLTd_Q", "text": "The thing that makes this place valuable is that it is dirt cheap and on Telegraph. Getting there is more trouble than it is worth though. I don't like driving/parking around Telegraph around dinner time and Berkeley has so many other places worth the drive. What IS awesome though is www.getnudesuhi.com. Getnude is the internet-based sushi delivery service that is run out of Tako until 4 am. Who needs to eat at nasty Denny's when they can have sushi delivered? (Berkeley only.) Oddly enough, the price is not horrible for delivery. Error rate is low because you never talk to anyone. It's very amazon.com--you add rolls to cart. Don't drive to this place; make them drive to you.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iovWFbA1UtMGDJ4C8hbhYA", "date": "2007-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VCCiRDAyTVNdlRBzn2KNiA", "text": "nude sushi (their sister company) is better, even at 2a. \n\nim not saying that it was bad, but the rolls i ordered took about 35 minutes and were not tightly wrapped. they came apart as soon as my chopsticks touched it. and some were cut super fat. \n\nwhile waiting for my to-go order, i had a chance to check out the ambiance. its pretty dingy in there, but they tried to paint some cherry tree branches on the dirty ceiling. its a bit odd to hear mexican music in a sushi place, but i guess its to please the guys making your food. the manager was nice and appreciated the tip i gave him. \n\ntry: asparagus, avocado or cucumber-avocado roll.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iFsjnaLip8fLc_66H3bTcg", "text": "Tako's a centerpiece for convenience but it's hit-or-miss in terms of quality.  It's right next to campus, the service is very friendly, and the food is just right for the college budget.\n\nThey often used to play Christian worship music but recently switched to subtle instrumentals.  You wouldn't know they were Christian unless you happened to grow up in church and you knew all the lyrics (like, um ... me).  One could easily confuse the music for ambiguously classical, or (maybe?) Southeast Asian, or (maybe?) just Generic Restaurant Ambiance.\n\nFour times out of ten, you're going to get some fish that must have been sitting around in the open at least 4 days before they decided, \"Hey, we should seriously cut that up and try to feed it to somebody.\"\n\nAlso, I always smell like soy sauce once I leave.  It only ever happens at Tako.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "32sxRjdlvBsQRiwuGQUeXQ", "date": "2005-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U22cNF_nAifadyIJYreZiw", "text": "If you're hungry, and want sushi, you know, nothing too fancy, decent, rolls, Tako's a good place to start.\n\nThey have an extensive list of maki (sushi rolls) that are reasonably priced for what you get, all the expensive rolls have dropped to $7-9 max.  They have your classic rainbow, dragon, cherry blossom, caterpillar rolls, crunch, lion king, etc. and even have some rolls that I think are their original ideas (or at least a rarities), such as the deep fried godzilla roll, the baja roll, the pineapple roll and more!\n\nI'd recommend trying a roll that you haven't seen before that looks good to you, it's a nice change from your general sushi choices.\n\nThe nigiri is OK, but if you're looking for nigiri/sashimi, Tako isn't your place, their rolls are fine though.\n\nOr if you're pretty hungry, look toward the starving student special, the chicken katsu curry is decent, and you get a ton!  Get that + a roll or two, and that's a pretty large meal that will fill you up =P", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QGltovR2EHaI4i93hKLZzQ", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 6, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gXx2eVTaMyHl0U6hrwXUkA", "text": "N-A-S-T-Y!\n\nI came here with a friend for lunch and I was so excited to see how cheap everything was! However... my excitement ended right there.\n\nThe service wasn't that great...we were waiting for at least 15 minutes before someone came over to take our order. \n\nI ordered some curry dish (forgot the name) but it was a lunch special for less than $5. The first bite was pretty good and then I just felt sick the more I ate.\n\nbut OMG THE WORST PART...YOU SHOULD READ THIS BEFORE YOU DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO GO:\n\nWhen she brought out our miso soup, we already started drinking it and she comes back after like 3 minutes, TAKES OUR SOUP FROM US AND GIVES IT TO THE CUSTOMERS A COUPLE TABLES AWAY FROM US...WTF?! Both my friend and I were in utter shock...we didn't even know what to say??!?! WHO DOES THAT????\n\nOmg, so nasty. Never going back!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rYJ-o5TwiEj7XMysXOU43A", "date": "2011-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1V4ZovEzLiczI2nb7_7HtA", "text": "This is just my opinion.. but I like tako sushi better than Joshuya's down the street...but looking at other recent reviews.. maybe tako sushi got worst?\n\nI've been here many times.. a local japanese sushi joint where all the college kids/group meetings/group dinners happen.  and of course I've been here for all those many reasons also.\n\nIt's a close by and convenient sit-in restaurant.  Sushi house in asian ghetto is convenient too but too small of a place compared to tako sushi.  They do cater.. they have party plates if you order ahead of time.\n\nTheir bento boxes are pretty good for my taste.. i never finish it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2008-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7mrgCB3_ZXl20fHXskJ_DQ", "text": "This is hands-down my favorite FAVORITE cheap sushi place. For a while we were going there every Friday night.\n\nGreat for groups, and they have outdoor seating in the back. About a 10 minute walk from bart, and if you arrive at exactly 6pm, you can park right outside on telegraph.\n\nThe menu is excellent- there are 86 different rolls, all with photos. Plus a whole assortment of other stuff.\n\nThe Fiesta roll is awesome, Sunset roll is awesome, No Name roll is great, Veggie Caterpillar, Lion King, Veggie Crunchy... ahh they have so many good rolls.\nAnd all the rolls all huge.\nAnd none of the rolls are over $7.99.\n\n(They do offer a lot of sauce-covered or deep fried rolls, but they have the healthy ones too. And they're always happy to leave off the sauce or put it on the side.)\n\nAlso they are really really nice here! Sometimes they give you free appetizers, and they have a frequent buyer card, and they'll remember you and that you prefer low-sodium soy sauce, and they're just wonderful.\n\nPlus the cherry blossoms painted on the wall are pretty :)\n\n\nFavorite (cheap) sushi place. Ever.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fDNdtaAm91SExEsmgGt2FQ", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "opkiBYauEO-Apt1g8_wejg", "text": "okay okay, not the BEST sushi in the world, perhaps not even in the neighborhood - but the location is great, and the prices are very reasonable.  I always order way more than me or my date can eat.  however, don't order the fried chicken, it was simply terrible (and it came after our meal, even though we ordered it first).  As for the sushi, $1.50 for an avocado roll!!!  everytime i'm craving sushi (and sushi house is too damn far - or im too damn drunk to drive to alameda) tako sushi is right there - easy and cheap.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6h9XcrSd-Mw_FbdZL7UZGQ", "date": "2007-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PZmou5GfTJf39Q41kJPUsg", "text": "One of my old college hangouts on Telegraph Avenue dating back to freshman year with affordable sushi, a great staff and great food for the price. I came back recently and was impressed by the stability of the prices and the reliability of the menu. I'm a creature of habit and always go for the chicken teriyaki roll and cucumber roll and it's reliably delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RWOqFGfUrdL60jOrtxmcGw", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rxGkXabcvmC-znUlbCuhYw", "text": "It's pretty gross here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "u7sBp7V4tsS7Y-y9yFBsUQ", "date": "2009-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zdj-UFJBHEsCIaVe1vLPww", "text": "I love Tako Sushi. Been here maybe 3 or 4 times and every time the sushi is great. It's exactly the same as sushi in WC, just half the price. The service is a little slow but the unchanging quality of food makes up for it.\n\nWhen I'm in Berkeley and craving sushi, this is the place I head to.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hcGgZ4PbKcM3K1clw7tEGA", "date": "2008-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1kTpwNvV0TB0omNEQ-hLxw", "text": "At one point when I was a student at Berkeley I ate here every day for about two weeks straight. They have the cheapest, best tasting rolls I have ever come across. When I used to go they had like $1.25 California rolls that actually tasted good. They have a huge selection of rolls and all their veggie rolls are especially good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3tcUVD0T1lqDquvVhl-_xA", "date": "2007-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ea8w0bQsSnlPyyvTmDoNvg", "text": "The prices here are cheap, and that's probably because it's so close to the UC Berkeley campus. It has dim lighting and okay decor (the painted walls are the most interesting part). And the food and the customer service is okay to good, not great but definitely not bad.\n\nEverything might just be okay, but the strengths of Tako Sushi is its location, its convenience, and that it makes late night deliveries.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ilOKrdBtszUeRkuiJfpwHQ", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uub7W5RbPOfvjsodk3uG2Q", "text": "dirt cheap and i've never had a problem with the service (but then, i always get take out).  they have the *best* california rolls i've had (california rolls, golden california rolls, and spicy california rolls).  i tried their ngiri and other rolls once but was displeased--i think a good rule of thumb is to steer clear of the fish dishes at cheap eats.  but the cally rolls are sooooo damn good!  definitely one of my favorite lunch stops on telegraph.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vtl9ZxstTu4rt9Opy4YKfg", "text": "15.00 for lunch.. Imma cool wid that.. Yeah.. Not the best sushi in the world.. But hey.. You get what u generally pay for..\n\nGreat for snacks in between meals.. But wouldn't bet the bank for a nite out and rollin thru here..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CLKGEdkqwQT6oVJG_deC7g", "date": "2009-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XuWNKElP5-FR9xwXXOIiuA", "text": "I love that when you walk in you hear mariachi music, so they get a star for that. the prices are freakin' awesome. I mean definitely not an authentic sushi joint. You'll find \"sushi\" that are deep fried, with chicken teriyaki, etc. but hey, what else do you expect blocks from a college? I was walking by and got a fried tempura battered California roll, and it was delicious. Me and my boyfriend devoured that puppy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nTCF1VcR2tFoKWlFW4KRgA", "date": "2009-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0JpSGlujNSk1UAbVErWIjw", "text": "I used to come here a lot with my friends. It has, however, gone downhill over the past two years. It just doesn't taste as fresh anymore. And some of the rolls have way too much rice on them (and the rice is clumpy at that). I do like their chicken katsu/chicken teriyaki, but this should not be a justification for a sushi place. \n\nThis is just a good place to get a quick sushi fix if you're feeling hungry and not particularly picky. Their starving student specials are good deals but again, clumpy rice is not good. Otherwise, Joshuya's a few blocks away is a better option (albeit more expensive) for a sit-down sushi experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bgyBLXHyVxyuA7nG8qYfeg", "date": "2010-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3cs8yJcJ347niTA90eTNGw", "text": "Tako doesn't judge me (too much) when I order 2 or 3 rolls to-go with one set of chopsticks and I appreciate that, I do. And I also appreciate their relatively cheap Lion King rolls although I admit that it's probably the only thing I still order, along with an occasional Baja roll when I'm feeling particularly ~adventurous~. \n\nThere's a reason for that: unfortunately, Tako is one of the few places in the world that has made a spicy tuna roll I did not enjoy. I didn't just not enjoy it -- I found it to be repulsively and disturbingly sweet/fruity. Maybe it was an off day, I don't know. How do you mess up a spicy tuna roll??? I used to order their popcorn salmon, but it's getting more and more bready and less and less... fishy. And their chicken karaage is kinda like a tasteless and oilier (is that possible?) version of the stuff you can get at a Chinese supermarket deli -- that is to say, not chicken karaage. \n\nI'll give credit where credit is due though. Although on the sweeter side, their Lion King rolls reaaaaalllllyyyyy hit the spot.\n\nI don't dig the Christian pop music that's on repeat, but I don't eat in that often. The food comes a lot more quickly if you just call them and pick up your order.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "08STwMQ1HFmNbMavYOrUAg", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "agpvNW0ME5wLv21tVpHu1g", "text": "You know, whenever I go to a place without Yelping it first, I can't help but think to myself as I eat there, \"You know, I bet this place it a ___ star on Yelp\".\n\nI was right again. 2.5 to 3 what what I guessed, and that was spot-on. \"Great prices for bad sushi\" is what Tatyana said, and that's a bullseye. We too found it REALLY loud, unclean, our servers were very nice but VERY slow... and the fish wasn't the freshest.\n\nIt would be two stars, but it was really cheap, so it's three. 'Nuff said.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2009-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cqlRKtg8KN0RzK_EHJOKrQ", "text": "Sushi here isn't that cheap :c\n\nOr at least, not the sushi rolls we ordered haha.\n\nMy friend and I came here on a Friday noon for our lunch munch session. The seating is plentiful but cramped. We were given menus, water, and complimentary miso soup. We then ordered:\n\n#71: CRUNCHY DELIGHT: shrimp tempura, crab, avocado, topped with crunchies [8 pieces | $7.99]\n- My favorite! Recommended by my friend as well.\n- I adored the crunchies (LOOOL), and the pieces were filling! Avocado was decently fresh, and the crab was fairly tasty. The crab overpowered the shrimp tempura, though.\n\n#29: CHICKEN TERIYAKI ROLL: BBQ chicken with avocado, topped with teriyaki sauce [8 pieces | $4.59]\n- My second favorite! Chicken is tasty, and the avocado is a good pair! Digging the teriyaki sauce with sesame seeds on top. Simple and cheap is the way to go!\n\n#64: DYNAMITE ROLL: deep-fried spicy salmon, cucumber, topped with crab and spicy sauce [9 pieces | $9.59]\n- My least favorite. I wouldn't recommend it.\n- I liked that the roll was deep-fried, as the crispy outside complimented the softness of the rice and crab. But the salmon. It was gross. The texture was tough, and the spiciness was too sharp. You would bite into the crunchy shell, enjoy the crab piled on top, and then struggle to chew the resistant salmon filling. Dislike.\n\nOur total before tax came to $24.11, which wasn't as cheap as what I anticipated. But, we came out full and satisfied. And we DID order a lot. What can I say, my friend is a glutton.\n\nGood food (can't say anything about the freshness of fish though, since we only ordered cooked spicy salmon), decent prices, kind of slow service (took about 12 minutes, although it was during the lunch hour), and complimentary miso soup. I recommend the Crunchy Delight and the Chicken Teriyaki Rolls, but AVOID the Dynamite Roll!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EnA2AbltK969oJGCtlDtdQ", "text": "One of Berkeley's more popular Japanese restaurants, if only because South Siders are too lazy to walk more than a couple of blocks to find the really good stuff.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: two stars.\n\nThe sushi is pretty good if you are a fan of sushi. However, after I was introduced to the magic of sashimi by my friend, sushi just seems bland. With that new perspective, I can only call Tako's sushi average. What can I say, I tend to prefer simplicity over the complex monstrosities that most sushi rolls have become. At the very least, Tako doesn't douse their rolls in soy sauce, avocado, tempura batter, and hot sauce.\n\nEverything else is average as well. The miso soup is good, but nothing that can't be made at home. \n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: One star.\n\nA clean restaurant on Telegraph is always good for one star.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Hq233gErQe72PzVAZxXPuA", "text": "Ate at Tako once with 2 of my friends. I was surprised at how cheap the prices were and how the rolls looked proportional to their prices. I didn't have the chance to order the rolls, (only tried the CA roll, which tasted like any typical CA roll...) so we ordered the Donburi for around 4dollars, Kimchi Fried Rice for around 3dollars, and Chicken Teriyaki Boll w/ 4 CA rolls for around 6dollars. Pretty cheap for lunch, I may say.\nThe Donburi was pleasing and full. The chicken was very crunchy and it seemed to have a sweet BBQ sauce to it. On top of that, they had rice on the bottom and a fried egg with vegetables in it. I would recommend getting it again if you stop by for a quick-fix for your hunger. The bowl isn't super big, but it isn't super small too.\nThe Kimchi Fried Rice was good, but had too much of a sour and spicy taste. After eating half the rice, my friend got sick of it and we had to ditch the plate of rice. Maybe it was the fact that the rice didn't taste like it was made of Kimchi, and tasted more of a Mexican-styled rice?\nThe Chicken Teriyaki Rice bowl was the same...Like any other, but also very fulfilling. However, there's much better sushi places out there who have bigger portions and cheaper rice bowls then what we ordered.\nThe miso soup was salty, but we never had miso soup in our life so we didn't have a say in this.\nOverall, it was pretty alright, but I'll go back next time for the rolls to try it out instead of ordering entrees. The Starving Student Specials seem promising though, so I recommend Berkeley students to go there during lunch hours for a cheap, filling meal!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MYCCh_UENpmBCvo0ibOu-w", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jd8UUjob6K8VeBaLrdCp2Q", "text": "Someone once told me the title 'Tako Sushi' was a play on 'Taco Sushi' since they have Hispanics (or Mexicans.. I don't remember which was the pc one) making the sushi. Whether thats true are not, I'm not sure. But its stuck in my mind. \n\nThe sushi is small, not fresh, and sorta put together. Emphasis on 'sorta.' If you don't hold it right (or sometimes just touch it), it'll fall apart leaving the artificial whatever filling in the middle and a lace of seaweed and rice somewhere near it.  \n\n2* since its doing well enough feeding college students without functioning tongues.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YxvKcSBI9GHZpDExPGfT3w", "date": "2008-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mWcWg8-Totd9w_CWg6qhQg", "text": "This place was my first sushi meal at Berkeley.  Actually I wanted to add an additional half star.  I love nigiri shushi so always orded rainbow roll (california roll with various raw fish on top of it)  It was cheap and the quality was not bad too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VC9HpMpFhsiE39pljeozjA", "date": "2007-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "P5iDmy0vPtCv_0O4p6JUKQ", "text": "*I was starving when I ate here.  I am also from Oklahoma, where we are landlocked into frozen fish territory.  Think about these two biases when you read my review.*\n\nTako Sushi was pretty good.  It was not as good as sushi I'd have later on my weekend in the Bay Area, not even close, but it was a great stop-gap between UC and the BART station.  The rolls are ridiculously huge, which is unappealing to me, but they were not too bad taste-wise, and were fresher than I'm used to.\n\nService wasn't bad, and I didn't notice the Christian music.  (This is also probably because Oral Roberts University and I share a hometown.  Ew.)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F9zak4sXBGqwW9giqWF3gw", "date": "2008-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Pd4Ltdvum7-u-mg7T-NrYw", "text": "Tako Sushi is awesome. Its the only place where I can actually get full off of sushi for under $10. Seriously, sushi is usually very expensive and one 5 piece roll could cost almost $8 and be a mere snack. However at Tako they give you 6-8 pieces and most rolls are between $3-8 (the more expensive ones are more fancy and more filling, plus they give you at least 8 pieces). The specialty rolls are around $8 but the California rolls I believe are only about $1.75 as are some of the vegetarian rolls. Others maki rolls like tekka maki or spicy salmon are around $3-4 for 8 pieces for most. Very good prices for sushi if you ask me! The sushi has always tasted very good and fresh to me and the male server is super nice. Gyoza and eggrolls are always really good and very well priced! A must try if you want some delicious, cheap sushi in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PYdSGRt4qZ2lG1Z8gB-PSw", "date": "2009-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SIDBRjIyCg8wOBkynj0ZYA", "text": "Wow. So I went here last night with my gf and some friends, straight passed up on Fat Slice like it was the thing to do only because I had been craving sushi all week. Needless to say I was utterly disappointed.\n\nI understand the point of stepping outside the box to make imaginative rolls but seriously who the hell puts ketchup on sushi? That's like.. .. ok its so ridiculous that I can't even come up with a metaphor. Lame. \n\nWe had \n\nOishii\nSpicy Sweet Roll \nSeaweed salad\nChicken Teriyaki bento\nBear roll [? I think]\n\nThe sushi was cold, and very bland in taste. Soon after dinner me and my gf had stomach aches, GROSS lol. Oh and don't bother coming here if you expect to have a cold bottle of Sapporo, because they don't serve any alcohol. \n\nThe prices were reasonable, the tab came out to $40 something for the 4 of us.. even so, next time I'll think twice about passing on greasy crispy pepperoni pizza.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mKMMiiegYGAHmjP4dnDQcg", "date": "2009-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YYtSjhSIOBmiAAN5GDyNHQ", "text": "Tako Sushi sells cheap sushi/food for berkeley students. little decor.  exists besides some music.\n\nSampling: '\n-\"Ghirashi (as it appears on menu) lunch 12.99\n-miso soup: like any other j restaurant. not a lot of msg.\n-salad: miso dressing over lettuce\n-chirashi contained 1 ebi, 6 salmon, 5 maguro, 2 hamachi, 2 suzuki, a dap of seaweed\n-white ginger and sliced daikon(radish)\n-lots of nicely vinegared sushi rice provided..\n\n\ntemaki:\n-service ok , biz slow\n-quality ok, quantity a value.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5KSsqTZIywgNNQyT_0H51Q", "text": "Tako sushi is the place to go in Berkeley for super cheap and delicious sushi. Everytime i go there with me and my buddies, we order literally 20 rolls to split 6 ways and we all play 15 bucks. Now that, is REALLY cheap and its good. I crave Tako now.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yCIjk0C1m6HueTuQgg-Kcw", "date": "2008-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xfEg3Xgf2OswZIUShjLo9g", "text": "I don't know why people like the place so much.  All I have to say is, you get what you pay for.  I came here frequently for the seaweed salad, california roll, and spider roll before I became a sushi snob.  That being said, those things I just listed are still pretty okay here.\n\nOther menu items i've tried:\nmiso soup - i actually really like it here!  they always give you a bowl when you dine in.\npopcorn chicken - i was obsessed with these at one point in my life!  love them, and love the sauce.  they are crunchy, mushy, and spicy, all at the same time.  very tasty!\ntempura - pretty decent.  i like the dipping sauce.\nedamamme - good.  i mean, what else can i say about steamed soy beans?\nsashimi - leaves something to be desired.\n\nRolls:\npoki roll - i like it!  spicy tuna roll topped with seaweed salad.  i just really like poki.\nnew york roll - not very memorable.\nphilly roll - good.\nspider roll - the soft shell crab is soft, and it's topped with masago.  i really enjoy the spider roll here.\nspicy california roll - whoa, really spicy.\noishii roll - pretty good.\nbaja roll - pretty good also.\nstuffed oranges - spicy scallops wrapped with fresh salmon.  for some reason i expected more and was oddly disappointed.\nlion king roll - i really like this one.  baked salmon on top of california roll.  i think maybe it's the baked salmon and the sauce.\n\nThe people who work here are friendly.  They charge like $0.25 for extra hot sauce when you order take-out (uh, lame).  I only come in here once in a while now (during finals, and when i'm starving), and I think they have new people working here.  They're not as nice as the people who have been working there for a long time.\n\nDon't come in during peak hours.  Not only will it take forever for you to get your food (for both dine-in and take-out), the service is super sucky (since there are so many people).  There's a $7 minimum for credit cards.\n\nThe atmosphere is bleh, but what do you expect from a place on Telegraph Ave.?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xfbSQGUaUAlkQ_v-ZCR09A", "date": "2007-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZLtbOmsK1-BOgN_bZY7Gdg", "text": "It's just cheap.  There's nothing else to it.  It's okay at first, but I always find myself struggling to finish the roll.  That's the worst part, having to finish it, because I was raised by parents who would regularly bring up the topic of starving children at the dinner table.  So, waste not want not, but we all know leftover sushi is nasty stuff.  In a perverse way, it's good thing, because by the time I finish, my sushi cravings are quelled for a considerable amount of time - sushi is an expensive taste, anyway - if only because I swear to myself that I'll never want sushi ever again.\n\nThe rolls are big - dont worry, they'll fill you up good.  Regular-grade, crumbly rice and fish that's neither fresh nor good quality.  Menu consists mostly of sushi restaurant staples.  The specials look complicated and intimidating.  \n\nBut hey, we're poor college students.  At this point in our lives, not many of us can afford to have good taste, and Tako Sushi is cheap, near campus, and does the job.  Hell, it even has a side menu explicitly labed \"starving student menu\" filled with various carbocide options priced $7 and under that will keep your stomach happy.  And I appreciate the free sodium (or miso) soup.  No matter the quality, I'll continue to be a patron once every blue moon, to add a little variety to southside dining options.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Mr0yjbRwb5itrYaIWlmgOw", "date": "2012-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KnAQCVeuCMkTy0Jc-M0_rQ", "text": "Ehhh... This place kinda sucks, but I still go there regularly because it's the best sushi place that's close enough to my work to be able to eat lunch at. I've never had a problem with service but I've only ever gotten takeout. The prices aren't really all that cheap when you compare them to other sushi places... For example, their \"Golden Bear Tutoring Roll\" (avocado/salmon with masago on the outside) is $4--just the same as at Sushi House (theirs is called the \"Oregon roll\")--but far inferior in quality. The salmon is often mushy, in multiple pieces, and sometimes has weird tough grey skin-like layers on it. The rolls are often not very well put-together & will fall apart when you try to pick them up. Sometimes the food is better than others. It's edible, but not great by any stretch of the imagination. Their miso soup is pretty good though.\n\n2/13/07: Okay, I need to edit this because the last time I went there, which was several months ago, I got a salmon/avocado roll in which the avocado was CRUNCHY and there was a weird crunchy bit on the salmon too. Yuck! I haven't gone back since.\n\n5/7/07: Breaking my vow to myself to never return, I went to Tako sushi for lunch on Friday. I have never regretted anything more. I took a picture of what they try to pass off as \"salmon\" and I'll try to post it here. Unfortunately I got my food to go and was too damn lazy to return it when I opened the box and saw how awful it was. No more Tako Sushi for me, ever. I mean it this time. I wish I could give it negative 4 stars.\n\nOn a sushi scale of 1-10, Tako gets about a 2, just barely pulling ahead of pre-made supermarket sushi. Ick.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VTsBiUr2gQTO7WijOFIySw", "date": "2006-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YRkkPKqKhODEo7nkiYUmlw", "text": "This is a cheap, fast sushi place geared toward starving students. In fact, they have 'starving student' deals, which is a big selling point for some of my friends.\n\nFor what it is, it's very good! Service is fast and cheery, and I've had different kinds of donburi and sushi, and it's all been fine. It's a good place to get full cheaply.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Z2W-_wOXmmpltUacYz4usw", "text": "Tremendous taste coupled with tremendous value! On a student budget, what more could you ask for? If you come here with a sophisticated sushi palate expecting something more than Americanized \"sushi,\" don't waste your time and money. You'll find tasty food here, but nothing even remotely authentic.\n\nAlmost everything I've tried has exceeded my expectations, especially for the price: bento boxes, chicken teriyaki, spring rolls, nigiri, and of course, the sushi rolls. The fish is surprisingly fresh -- in fact, this is where I had my first taste of raw fish, so it can't be that horrifying, right? Even their side dishes are great. The salad has a wonderful, unique dressing and the miso soup is always hot and yummy.\n\nThe classic California roll was my first experience with sushi, and I've never had a better California roll since. I prefer rolls with imitation crab salad as opposed to whole chunks of crab. I heard that they put sugar in the rice on the rolls, which disturbs me, but it does help explain why the rolls are so delicious. Most of the other assortments I've tried have also been orgasmic, particularly the Baja, Oishii, Sunrise, Dragon, Caterpillar, and Spider rolls. I like the mayonnaise-based sauces they drizzle on them, too. The combination of flavors are always great.\n\nIn addition to the amazing food, you'll barely be done with your soup before your entr\u00e9e arrives, and the waiters are very attentive, refilling your water as needed. The decor is great for a hole-in-the-wall, too. Cute paintings on the walls and non-ghetto tables.\n\nThe only disappointing item I've had was the potstickers, which were too crispy for my tastes, and if I recall correctly, they were served with a sauce that did not complement the taste well at all. Other minor negatives include the Christian music, which seems like subtle brainwashing and kind of creeps me out. I suppose this explains why they're closed Sunday. This also sucks, but as long as you make a mental note to not go on Sundays, it isn't a big deal at all. And finally, there's something inherently wrong with Mexican music coming from the kitchen of a Japanese restaurant. Then again, what the hell do I care who makes the food as long as it's good?\n\nTo summarize: HELLZ FUCKING YES. I've since had far more expensive sushi assuming I'll get what I pay for, but honestly I'd choose Tako Sushi over the overpriced alternatives any day of the week. I just moved to Sacramento and even the \"good\" Japanese restaurants up here don't live up to the legendary Tako Sushi. I'll always have my memories, I guess. Also, it took me awhile to figure this out, but you can order the same items from Nude Sushi (http://www.getnudesushi.com) and have them delivered to your door until 3 AM. I know it seems to good to be true, but it's no joke: you can enjoy Tako Sushi at almost any hour of the day! For those of us melting into the couch with a bad case of the munchies, I can't imagine anything better. Whoever thought of the concept of late-night delivery sushi is a genius, plain and simple.\n\nWell, what are you waiting for? Get your ass over here already and fall in love.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "suB5Ari7u3w9d4kyCM940A", "date": "2009-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "SgfwPhTzzYqexj4bg31_zA", "text": "Wait, WHAT?! Did somebody say \"decent\" sushi? Fool, you're obviously trippin (imo)!\n\nI knew I shouldn't have followed my friends here when they were craving for sushi. I ordered some sashimi and a Dragon roll. The sashimi was the most disgusting and filthiest piece of fish I ever put in my mouth (no homo)! The instant it touched my tongue, it felt numb... I've never encountered this feeling, and it felt as if it killed my taste buds. So the Dragon roll was very bland due to my taste buds dying. \n\nBut like everyone has said, \"you get what you paid for.\" --Exactly what it is. You get nothing more, nothing less out of this crap like that.\n\nSummary:\nCheap prices = low quality, enough said.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "wR-peSB3Rl4X8Pb2ObeoHw", "date": "2009-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "xzf-hlHwG96zzBbh0bV-5g", "text": "2 Brief Points:\n\n1. Nasty\n2. Waste of money\n\nOh by the way, they charged me 16 or 18% (forgot which one) gratuity for having a party of 6.. even though I was eating with 2 people... and 4 girls from the other table were my friends, so I said hi. They just assumed we were a \"party\" despite the tables being 5 meters away from each other.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "3e4SbwYHhNy7tzzYlusIcg", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jCPEuzA3I5JBhi8VPb-Naw", "text": "The sushi is just okay, but the price is unbeatable! I'm not super picky with my sushi, and actually just enjoy the california rolls you can get at Costco. So I really don't have much to say about the quality of the rolls.\n\nMy favorites are the:\n- bay scallop, \n- dragon roll, and \n- california rolls (when I'm not that hungry)\n\nThe bay scallop is baked so it takes a little longer for them to make, but everything in this goes together really well. It's essentially a california roll topped with scallops, this orange sauce, and masago. They're really generous with the masago, and soy sauce isn't really necessary, which makes it easier to eat :)\n\nI do like coming here for sushi because it's cheaper, but my friends who are picky tend to stay away.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ypi79ZvMEwlW7aNcrb418g", "date": "2012-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "QneHZ-SahLcP9L0Z2Tx62Q", "text": "This place must hire very talented sushi artists beacuse they made the boot on which I gnawed taste exactly like fish!  Honestly, it was probably the best boot I have ever eaten.\n\nI have only patronized this establishment on one occasion, mostly because i am not partial to un-food.  But if you like that sort of thing, I would highly recommend this place.  It is very inexpensive and you will leave with a feeling of ~mehhhh~ that will stay with you all day.\n\nThey are kind enough to wrap each piece of debris with about three inches of soggy rice and stale seaweed.  It blew the competition out of the water - there's no way I will ever eat from the garbage can behind Kip's after tasting the food here!  It's almost as good as Safeway sushi cerca 11 pm on a Thursday night.\n\nThank you, Tako, for enlightening me to the new lows of fast fish.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "RLKY7TB0ZRNZPWZAUkISXA", "date": "2008-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ssxsh6gBwkLwsfvBp-Wj1g", "text": "Gonna have to add my voice to the others here. I have NO IDEA what the people rating 5 and 4 stars were smoking. SERIOUSLY. This place is the epitome of starving college student lowest grade sushi. Transplanting this restaurant anywhere else with a decent sushi appreciating crowd would probably make it implode from the gravitational pull of its own suckiness. Srsly.\n\nI remember coming here when I was a wee freshman loooooong ago. I was the only one who ordered sushi out of my friends. I figured why visit a sushi restaurant and order something like a terikaki bento? Made no sense to me. It was too bad for me that the logic that usually served me well backfired on me and helped my friends whom I thought made a dumb choice. The sushi was terrible.\n\nI made the mistake of visiting a couple of more times during my undergrad years. I guess I am a sucker for pain. 3 stars for their OK non-sushi dishes and 2 stars (pushing it even at that) for their bad sushi. Even Tako Sushi doesn't deserve a 1 star bad buffet sushi rating. At least they have humans making it here (albeit badly).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TP21zIQfkbCZ--ZFHJ72ZA", "text": "Anytime I'm short on cash and can't make up my mind where I want to go, Tako is the first place that comes to mind.\nI've been going here for a while now and while the food is not always great, I've always had great customer service and cheap prices!\nFor about two months solid, me and my best friend would go eat there every wednesday night before doing photos for EPR (at Blake's), usually getting there an hour or 30 minutes before they closed. Even with being so late, the owner (?) would always give us excellent service and our food was delivered relatively quickly (depending on how many people were there).\n\nAll in all I recommend this place especially for people who are new to sushi and would like to experience a wide range of dishes without shelling out lots of $, but if you're looking for outstanding taste you'd better head out to San Francisco for the best of the best.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "szugXfxDVziISHvnasxm1g", "date": "2010-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rjTV2iQ3LRoqWiySVl64rA", "text": "Man oh man how I wish they served tacos at this place. When a friend told me we were going to go to Tako Sushi I got so freaking excited. I mean, taco sushi? How much better can it get?! But. alas, it was not meant to be and unfortunately there were no seaweed covered tacos or rice and beans rolls. Talk about fusion right?\n\nThere's not much to say about this place except that it is a solid C student. They did have a decent selection of food and a lot of people seemed to be waiting for takeout but it wasn't anything special. Not bad per se, just not special. If you're looking for better sushi then I'm sure there are better places in Berkeley. If you're looking for polenta udon then you're gonna have to look.....wow I don't even know where to start. END OF REVIEW", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hovO6uTj1F-_8l9h2vo0hg", "date": "2007-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QNpCcCObFWIuA1IlHAYM0A", "text": "This place has great prices for bad sushi. If you are a starving student, you will find yourself right at home here. It was a mistake for me to come here as the place is loud and un-clean (to put it mildly), service is terrible (I had to approach the server to remind her we were ready to order), sushi is below average. I think the only reason this place is still around is because typically students can eat here cheap.\n\nBecause the place was not the cleanest, we wanted to sit at an outside patio. It was closed. We were seated next to the table with a very loud couple of friends who where laughing so loud my ear drums were about to pop. \n\nAnd what's worse, this place does not serve alcohol. What???\n\nSuch a disappointment.\n\nSolid one star for great wall painting of sakura branches.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fguoAI3ftbO_GFvB1L3iew", "date": "2009-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "C6iMckapeMi_Q2Ofz8NhVw", "text": "I love Tako Sushi for its starving student specials!  It really is perfect for college students.  You can get a filling and delicious meal for 4 bucks!  I've had ramen and katsu chicken off the starving student menu and ended up full with left-overs.  I was really surprised to get so much food for the little I was paying.  The food isn't really high end or fancy, but you still get a lot for your money.\nThe environment in Tako sushi is a little cramped and loud, but not too bothersome.  The waiters are also pretty friendly for the most part.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B1L60uYOxaSUg0xwokPV1w", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "33INf4eJC8D26qk-FcysTw", "text": "i'm almost embarrassed to say...i like this place. \n(i heard very bad things about it) \nthe \"fancy\" rolls aren't all THAT cheap, but open up the menu and you get a ton of nontraditional rolls for less than $5. \nmy bf and i got the chicken teriyaki roll, kappa maki, a korean-style roll, salmon maki, and one with deep fried shrimp and vegetables. my favorite was the last one...forgot its name. the sushi is sliced very thin, which i like cause i can actually fit the whole thing in my mouth. \na downside is that the sushi took quite a while for them to prepare...and there was no complimentary miso soup, salad, or soy beans to munch on...\nnote: the adzuki (red bean) ice cream is a MUST have for dessert.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ReChzumruBATkSSFTlXRBQ", "text": "I'm here to spread some Tako Sushi Love!\n\nI remember college days studying in the back of tako sushi. and nibbling my way through whatever mediocre Japanese fare I decided to munch on for virtually no money.\n\nI remember late drunken nights and ordering sushi to come to my co-op far into the the night/earliest morning.\n\nTako sushi has always had fantastic deals, craving satisfying food, and great hours.\n\nThe service is always a bit aloof, but for these prices, what more do you expect?\n\nSince my college days, they added a \"starving students\" menu which even as a \"not starving, young working professional\" I ordered from and had a lovely bowl of ramen with veggies and tofu for less than $5.  \n\nIt is what it is, and if you accept that, you will love it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0AlnetQ_-a4f7kY0Sker2w", "date": "2010-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "U7YGlKwaoy4ncCVLahWqwA", "text": "I usually spend $15-20 here, but you can spend a third of that if you're a reasonable person.\n\nI have to assume that the owners of this place are the LEAST subtle people on the planet.\n\n*Inside the owner's brain*\nThis place doesn't look Japanese enough.  We should slap a cherry blossom tree up on the wall.  Also, a lot of these students are poor, so we should probably have a \"poor student\" section of the menu and discount all of our rolls to a consistent price.  However, we don't want people to think our food is sub-par, so we should probably deep fry our less delicious rolls and then plate our sushi on dishes that say \"delicious\" on them in Japanese.\n\n*Back to my brain*\nAll of the above, hilariously, is true.  I like this place because it does well in a special Japanese restaurant category that I have: Mediocre fish, but a lot of food for the price.  I recommend trying the less than healthy deep fried salmon bites and steering generally clear of anything raw.  Good luck!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "fBOsYI9Xj8Iqd2Ijg52G6w", "text": "Tako sushi was my go-to sushi joint in Berkeley for years, that is until Manpuku came around.\n\nSituated in the space next to Fat Slice, Tako has really inexpensive combo lunches which will run about the same as a slice next door. I think at the time they were exclusively for Cal students but I was actually in high school when I frequented this place the most. Not a place I'd particularly credit for their fresh sashimi, they do have a good selection of rolls to please both the sushi newbie and sushi experimenter. Not particular on the presentation or innovativeness, Tako will fill you up on the cheap, and that's about it. Not a destination, but definitely a staple if you live nearby and/or are a student. They're open late, too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4pzr6KuS85859EICMI7MDw", "date": "2010-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 7, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "yY_geyM-2z6lhLx6bb1UeA", "text": "Let's first acknowledge that this restaurant is located in a college town and is made for poor college students on tight budgets. Though the quality isn't top notch, the sushi here is cheap and the rolls are large. There is a large selection of rolls and other dishes as well. I think I've tried half of their menu already. I always enjoy eating here.\n\nIf you are a student, go for the student specials!\n$5 kimchi fried rice\n\n-sketchy restroom", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2ciUQ05DREauhBC3xiA4qw", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 8, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "pUooe2wpqyjCDo7PY715ug", "text": "just gonna say it right off the bat: Sushi connoisseurs, stay away.  I just don't want to hear, \"This isn't genuine Edo-style sushi.\" Yeah? And you're not exactly genuine Edo-style either, so shut 'yer rice hole. \n\nThat said, I like this place. I like this place for the same reason as Mad Fish: it's dirt cheap. However, unlike my stance at Mad Fish, I'm plenty comfortable ordering raw fish items here. I've never received any raw fish here that didn't taste fresh. The food is, at it's worst, on par with what you pay. At it's best, this place is truly enjoyable.\n\nI don't plug this place hardcore because I've only been here two times. But the amount of food you get (especially in the combos) is more than worth the cash. The owner(?) is a really nice guy and those fellas roll a fat ol' roll.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bBRPy8zUvNc0NGbGmkjrZg", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0MIOWH0BWdjakNgWI5FwzA", "text": "I was searching for a began bakery everywhere and I stumbled upon this cute little spot. It took my friend and I about 10 min (there were so so many toppings to chose from). The staff were generous and allowed us to try the frosting flavors. They even handed out samples which were absolutely delish; I had to ask the lady making them if they were really vegan. Of course they were! Lol, I got a custom cinnamon bun with caramel frosting, strawberries, almonds, and brownie. It was amazing! Definitely going back there!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eK2ZrOu81rKLRjonN_VBjA", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-15xkRLSwUthH8neXMkz6Q", "text": "Can't believe it took me so long to come here! Well, no, I can. I don't often get over to East Bay for all the tasty vegan treats they hide away. But thanks to the recent Living Social offer for Cinnaholic, I finally hauled my arse over. I was not disappointed.\n\nSo. many. ingredients. I really couldn't take it all in the first time, so I went with a couple of the pre-designed specials, Cookie dough and oreo cheesecake. Not only were both quite excellent, they still tasted good after a couple days (I was saving them for my gf's bday.)\n\nI need to go back here soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5jLkKtE4HPlrbjw-0w9lvg", "date": "2012-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1dOGWPULPuLBHoaOfZwwtQ", "text": "DIBS ON FRANCHISE RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  \n\nnuff said...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "X2Y-hyLXxC5BDKJGDJY0BQ", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1FjY-7TkOrd655V00vR3nA", "text": "Lemme start off by saying there's an overwhelming amount of icing and topping choices here! If you're indecisive like I am, go for the basic roll and prepare to savor every last bite. Since their rolls are vegan, it makes eating there feel like a healthy indulgence. They offer a student discount too, so if you're a student remember to bring a school ID!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "W3ulLcawlwMHpgBqWEoP0w", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2AHpGYWI9qLuBxOU7IQoAw", "text": "love it!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TTybOeruSsUrzORKY2eiLw", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2U1BjufK3jcswSkT5hdKvA", "text": "The rolls here are absolutely delicious. I ordered the mocha almond specialty roll, and while absolutely scrumptious, I think a simple roll would be equally satisfying. I didn't even realize the place was catering to the vegan lifestyle until I realized there wasn't any milk to wash my roll down. We will definitely be back very soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fQrAdhIuFNurMfxHwnoOXQ", "date": "2011-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2ZZtCPy570pXZvGfPmZKxA", "text": "all you need to know about cinnaholic is that if you are ever, for any reason, for any amount of time, even remotely close to berkeley that you absolutely must come here. if you have to decide between gas and cinnaholic, you choose cinnaholic and walk. it is so incredibly delicious to the point where it is blissfully overwhelming. i had the smores roll and it was out of control sensational. i purchased a cookie dough caramel roll and the special which was some sort of brownie roll to go. i am compelled to keep rambling on about how good they are but it is a fruitless effort as everything to say about them has already been articulated and there are no proper words to describe just how amazing this place is.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oxa-355GlN1ge1MxfCBjAQ", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "30KiPvPmi5-FoJjoimAn7g", "text": "this place was pretty good for being vegan.  Not sure if I would be back but if you are Vegan definitely worth checking out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ut_bOClwezruv98pxYZ7zg", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "37HOR6GM1HSPYbdSfPi-iA", "text": "When a former co-worker told me this place was opening in Berkeley, I knew I had to visit a.s.a.p.  When I actually got here, I ended up gawking at the high price of cinnamon rolls that are quite possibly larger than my stomach, featuring toppings that look like they would lead to an early sugary death.  After much consideration and patience from a kind employee, I settled on a still gigantic, yet cheaper, vegan chocolate chip cookie to split with the boyfriend.  It was a decent experience, but those rolls are just plain scary looking.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3cqG1mF_W06-GShhgbVJCA", "text": "**These cinnamon rolls are so good that Cinnaholic is one of the places I immediately think about when I imagine what I'll miss when I move out of the area one day**\n\nI used to love Cinnabon. It was my favorite part of going to the airport- besides getting to go somewhere of course. Now, the notion of Cinnabon... *shiver*. The first time I went to Cinnaholic, I had no idea they were vegan. I just knew they were the best cinnamon rolls I'd had in a long, long time. I've been such a fan that I even sent a dozen of their rolls to a friend on the east coast, as a gift. Fresh and delicious is what these rolls are.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5BOsmgvYPp8YuzDLINXHQg", "date": "2012-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3pdykxVJtb-bjDnm-GK6YQ", "text": "Went in for my free birthday roll. \nI got the old school with almond frosting and strawberries. Noms. The almond frosting was good and flavorful but not too overbearing. The strawberries were fresh. And its free since it was my birthday Cant complain there! \n\nService is always really friendly and quick.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3wHwP1rv-JcH3sjUj6mPVQ", "text": "I found my new love and its name is Cinnaholic.... I went to Berkeley over the weekend but before doing so, I went yelpin', searching for vegan restaurants and bakeries. Well I came across Cinnaholic and made it my goal to go there. I walked in expecting to see pre-made cinnamon buns and other baked stuff, but didn't see much until looking at the menu and realizing we get to create our own. I asked the employee (who was actually one of the owners) if they had anything vegan, and to my surprise he said \"everything is vegan.\" My eyes lit up (even though i'm not even a vegan myself.) There were so many delicious sounding frosting and topping options, but I kept it simple with original vanilla frosting, fresh bananas, and shredded coconut. This was one of the tastiest things ever! I couldn't believe there was no animal product in it whatsoever. The cinnamon bun was fresh and soft, and even the coconut was so fresh tasting.\n\nWhen it was time to pay I got a little nervous because I didn't see an atm machine anywhere around the counter, but turned out they use an ipad with a little high tech credit card processor. I even got to sign my signature with my finger. Haha, I just loved it. \n\nSo the sad part about this is that I live an hour and a half away in Sacramento and will not be able to visit my love as much as I would hope. But I now have even more reason to go to Berkeley more often : )", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QcvxcWOxZW_VPBxDUxL-nA", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4avPKXiWVmeoQW-_mzwimA", "text": "Went to Cinnaholic's today and ordered one of their speciality rolls (smores) and it was soooooooooooooooo amazing!\n\nMy sister who is a non-vegan, and lactose intolerant really enjoyed hers as well (speciality peach pie roll)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N6XzaLL7CGUNflr2Z-25-w", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4K8YOv_FtItQrMZcZaQ0Hw", "text": "I never considered myself a fan of cinnamon rolls (even before I was vegan) ... but the rolls at Cinnaholic are yummy enough to make me rethink that.  **Love all the frosting choices** And the brownies are huge and delicious!  \n\nThis is definitely the bakery for feminists (since no female animals were exploited for their milk or eggs) and male rights people too (since commonly male chicks can't lay eggs so are suffocated or ground alive, and baby male calves don't produce milk but can be crammed in a hutch and slaughtered prematurely as veal).  Vegan cinnamon rolls & brownies avoid all that nonsense :-D", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PL-f1dXKC4HdeiWULTZFtQ", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4wyeh4njdJ0uhSP9I4JP1w", "text": "INCREDIBLE! Cinnaholic is a true gem of Berkeley. I was never much into cinnamon rolls before, but after one trip here I was addicted. Not only are they mind-boggingly delicious, their products are also environmentally friendly and 100% vegan. Kickass places like Cinnaholic make being a vegan in the bay area as easy as eating...well, a cinnamon roll ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8T_HExFnsej-jDDp4In25w", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5-GYg0CjQ1CSFC1YqHCeYg", "text": "Haven't had a Cinnamon roll since I became vegan, over three years ago. Not sure how they do it and don't really care......Amazing!! THANK YOU!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ut3nEqDngSSSou0DrmE0Eg", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5H8isV68lYoD8_Zik2e_XA", "text": "These are honestly the best cinnamon rolls I've ever had.  They're sweet without going overboard and there are so many topping options that you could never get bored.  Having said that, I always end up getting the same thing; almond frosting with chocolate chip cookie dough.  My god, it's heavenly.  I dream about these cinnamon rolls and make special trips to the East Bay for them.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "l043yaYOx9n4ikPIJo1tmw", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5j1P0jfbD-VYjxVkDpnR0Q", "text": "This place has plenty of good reviews and I wholeheartedly agree. I didn't even realize it was a vegan place until we got there. We had a groupon and I'm guilty of indulging myself in cinnabons when I go to the mall, but seeing how this is about 1/3 the calories and 1/2 the fat, I will definitely like coming here whenever I get to come home!\n\nAlthough it seems to take at least 15 minutes to get your order, it's well worth the wait to get these fresh out of the oven cinnamon buns. I love the smores and oreo flavor, and the rocky road one is also yummy. Old fashioned it just good on its own but my boyfriend got his with berries and it tasted even better. You have plenty of choices for frosting and toppings so there are a bunch of flavors that make this even better than sprinkles and anyone that knows me knows I love cupcakes! \n\nWe went twice during thanksgiving break, and had that for our after dinner dessert. Christmas break will be my next visit =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nY9eEoPx62SxTwj1JbPrSg", "date": "2010-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5lElLgAsRsTB2D_w38sd8Q", "text": "A delicious decadent treat that's not for the undecided.  There are so many toppings to choose from the faint of heart can easily be overwhelmed.  So tasty, and a great place for vegans and non-vegans alike. The smell of sweetness & cinnamon circles the block and lures you in. A warm cinnamon roll drizzled in frosting on a cold day is a fantastic treat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "znynJcKfFdba5viDrieagA", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5NX7sPav6Gz9RyNKimAFmA", "text": "Best cinnamon rolls ever. My favorite roll is the \"chocolate chip cookie dough w/ macadamia nut frosting\". I've tried their brownie roll & oreo cookie roll, their awesome too. Baby buns are just as awesome, good for sharing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "v3Rwvzqtp6d07ve6mlzCcg", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ZH-Z138SHkhDlAbXCAyZw", "text": "Since my first review I have become a full blown Cinnaholic addict. I think they needed to work out a few kinks regarding supply and demand. I've been almost every week in the last month and have gotten fresh, hot rolls on each visit. The new expanded hours help out a lot, since I live further east it is much easier to get out there before closing time.\n\nI would love a vegan cream cheese frosting option. The $4 specials of the day are awesome and I've already gotten my free cinnamon roll from the customer loyalty card!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0oLljmqt9ZvyxA46yShoSg", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6bZARE04X1-bSrIiu8cnaQ", "text": "omg is all I can say.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zY9AjblV326erru4kAJkCQ", "date": "2011-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6EHqfYN9nf1IsGiJDve6hw", "text": "It is like someone read my mind and said: \"yes, we will create a restaurant that only serves right-out-of-the-oven, customized, vegan cinnamon rolls.\"\n\nThis place is wonderful, everytime I go there is never a line and they always bake the rolls fresh to order. Get the mocha almond or butter pecan...or any of them!\n\nI also love how they have little soy milks to drink with your roll! I bring vegan and non-vegan friends here often and everyone loves them!\n\nWorth the trip to Berkely - again and again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UJCTj8XT2cg9F9LrbCUSOA", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6yfxsAa3uYjOZaZ_jE-P8w", "text": "I stood in line on opening day to try some more of Cinnaholic's tasty vegan cinnamon rolls.  I was able to try creations such as peanut butter and jelly, banana walnut, cookie dough and more.  I forgot all about the plain cinnamon roll.  I've been back one more time since their grand opening and this time I tried the special of the day, and made my own with banana frosting and fresh raspberries and bananas on top.  I can't say enough about how friendly the entire work staff was and how patient they were with me while trying to decide what flavors I wanted to try.  I'm still amazed at how delicious each bite is, and what amazes me even more is that each roll is completely vegan!  Who would have thought!  I've made a promise to treat myself at least once a month.  In fact, I have a BART trip to Berkeley planned for Friday just to treat myself to another amazing creation by the staff at Cinnaholic.  Thank you", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bH5knBxcjytbpZuO_psf0A", "date": "2010-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7f2PVcIDBqDfg8JcTgfpVg", "text": "I think you have to be vegan to truly appreciate the cinnamon rolls here OR maybe I should have just gotten the oreo explosion instead of the classic OR maybe I just miss butter, but if your diet does not allow for it, then enjoy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8hh50iYCCPaMYZcRREG46A", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7ouZrTpUuyH3REO95drdWA", "text": "Pretty Good. I need to try other topings.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PBd8fF78RabXUsCehMJkQg", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7S3BWSnSdVT2IV3m8b_nsw", "text": "Absolutely delicious! My whole non-vegan family loved them. They all thought they were delicious. I wish they had been open when I was at berkeley. I would have been there every morning. Now I live in LA but apparently they ship :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bW4hLfAAJTW8OQ3MopRTeQ", "date": "2011-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "82rJdGC1jG873OwJMHuflw", "text": "Cinnaholic is so overwhelming for me! I'm not used to having so many options let alone amazing dessert options! I went in there, stared at the huge variety on the menu and freaked and got a mini bun! The portions are HUGE and you can place tons of items on top of your vinnabon including vegan marshmallows, caramel, fruit, candy, everything!\n\nThe worker in there was super nice too. He told me all the best vegan restaurants and chatted about the town for a while. Customers helped me find amazing SF coffee too. This place was really good, friendly, and all vegan! This is a definite spot to hit while in town!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "03WJMyeSadZoRl6gVwumeQ", "date": "2012-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "86EmxSnQIGnoHyXMMD_ZkQ", "text": "Warm, delicious cinnamon rolls with enough choices of toppings to satisfy any sweet tooth....AND they're vegan! I shared a \"S'mores\" and it was amazing. Can't wait to try some other flavors!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vEUng8GDArXN-GiVa6c0sA", "date": "2011-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-8iAzCCKa6yiOthzohrM2Q", "text": "These rolls just keep gtetting better and better. Thank you Cinnaholic, for turning my frown, upside down!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xHqGsfFg9LNARrRMwyNFUQ", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Kzal5B0O62oAvk4HYWGMA", "text": "There really isn't anything wrong with a 3-star review, but for some reason, it hurts me to do this one.  I walked in and ordered two rolls based on photographs on Yelp.\n\n - Strawberry-Strawberry\n - Maple-Hazelnut\n\nThey were fine cinnamon rolls, but really were overly gooed and way too sweet.  However, the girl behind the counter seemed to put in so much love into the rolls as she meticulously measured, mixed, and arranged my frosting and toppings.  It was like a trance that caused me to reach for my wallet and even finding that the smallest bill available was a $5, I still dropped it into the tip jar.\n\nThe texture of the roll was not bad at all, but it wasn't amazing.  I'm not sure I'll be back, but I really wanted to like it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "b5j2Y5uTgQ9a-O0xsVlX8w", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8sBilm6lVGFvGn8ImhLzug", "text": "Really, really good. I just got a regular cinnamon roll with caramel frosting. It was delicious. I wish I got into Berkeley more often, but when I do, definitely coming here for a treat! Love all the possible flavor combinations!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4sLhuOs4K9mov0bBj7HaYg", "date": "2012-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9mTt9gkwC8QjqR-HgvyRsQ", "text": "My fav: Smores, PBJ & rockyroad!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Gzp1g1YbiLyRvSgcXDMBqQ", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9PKNH8FczrpTyLOEKaNwWg", "text": "Im not usually a cinnamon fan BUT BOY, was this pretty good! I ordered the chocolate chip cookie dough and it was pretty DE. LI. CIOUS. It was pretty darn sweet though but if you have a sweet tooth like me, its not a big deal. \n\nThey have so many great selections I wish I can taste them all! I think I am now a Cinnaholic and I will be back to get my fix soon!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uCMKLDxyebdV-ncNYLs8mQ", "date": "2012-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AFD-7B4nUOrezq8wUFNEgQ", "text": "Vegan cinnamon rolls that taste better than most cinnamon rolls, you say? Duh. \n\nSo many flavors! I had the blueberry pie, and it was a dream. I asked for less frosting and sugary topping, and I was given extra fresh blueberries without having to ask (yay!) \n\nHubs had the cookie dough, and it made him admit it was damn good (he's not a hippie like me). \n\nNice service. Great idea. Love you, Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wSufVW03qQTQr1kSZ5pdFA", "date": "2012-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ASiqbsMpqU8_YGrmw4xdjA", "text": "decadent in the best possible way. A true taste sensation! Some of the best treats you will ever have. My only complaint is that sometimes the music is too raucous and loud but otherwise everything else about this place is great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gMPd7eJBpRnFG2XUXiNw7w", "date": "2010-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ay5lwGrjDjsAGNWzqYuYjA", "text": "This place gets a five because I lucked out when I went for the first time and had the pleasure of getting my Cinnamon Roll right out of the oven!! I had the Banana Frosting w/ Gingersnaps pieces and brown sugar crumble..Also an Old Skool Roll...Amazing..I'll keep going back to have as many flavor combinations!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4o8C-FImLm1D6y5EwTVHTQ", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b2b8MjjTbrsrHQoT5myyRg", "text": "YUMMY and Vegan!!!!\n\nFriendly service, yummy additions and creations for us Cinnaholics! Can be a wait since its one or two people working and a line can build up quick. But its delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EeN_-2NKqEIYmZChB_mVFw", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b2OrAIuQR-3a1-owbo2GKQ", "text": "What I ate: Cinnamon bun with maple glaze topped with fresh strawberries\nVisit date: November 27, 2011\nFirst time? I keep coming back for more.\n\nDrool. Cinnaholic is fabulous! Their buns are fluffy perfection. They are consistently delicious and oh so warm when served. I think their buns have gotten smaller (or their containers have gotten bigger!) but they are still enough to fill you and are worth the price. The first time I came, I had just gotten my wisdom teeth yanked out so I enjoyed a bun with double the coffee glaze. Their buns are soft enough that my poor healing mouth was able to bite and chew them. The second time I came, I think I put too much sweet on my bun -- coffee glaze with brownie topping. Still though, the bun was so good; I just took off some of the brownie bits. This third time was definitely the charm. I've officially found my favorite combo (so far at least): maple glaze with fresh strawberries. The same fluffy bun, a sweet (but not too sweet) glaze and succulent strawberries slices.\n\nAll my sister could say as she ate her cinnamon bun was \"Oh my gosh, this is so good\" and variations of that phrase.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Xq-0cU_ipugXOubJ0ITkmg", "date": "2011-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B4c6tXVa9F1G9KNHjwz65Q", "text": "This place was a great find on my brief visit to Berkeley. Ah, the warm, doughy, delicious vegan health food. Right. I thought the prices were a bit high but it was so good. Staff was also very friendly and seemed happy. They have compostable containers but one improvement could be the introduction of reusable plates if you're eating at one of their tables outside. Bring your own container.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N-Q7pG6vpouLIqcDbUwOlw", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bHBZ9kHWdG-6H9O1lgfm5A", "text": "\"I can't believe it's not butter!\"  That's what I thought after I finished my amazing coconut topped, hazelnut iced cinnamon roll.  When I stepped in, I was greeted happily by young man.  He let me know that I could ask him any questions, but being my shy self, I couldn't strike up a conversation.  I loved the clean look of the place, and the smell was mouth-watering.  Plus, I think all students get a discount (at least when I showed him my Peralta ID).  These make going vegan just a bit easier!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ScWoWjk7O2FxpeFCXKutUg", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BIpy9GKZp0-uIL8iIexn0A", "text": "I work at the Cal Ticket Office and I didn't really have a lunch. I was looking for a quick snack with a half hour between getting off work and going to class about five minutes away.\n\nSo I agree to just check this place out and give it a shot. If anything, I too was overwhelmed by the massive display of buns. If there was a whiteboard with suggestions, it would at least help me process what to have for the first time or what seemed like the day's special.\n\nOn to the roll...\nFOOD: 8/10\nIt wasn't quite fluffy as cinnamons are generally portrayed on TV and I didn't know it was vegan until after it was long gone and I was scrolling through reviews. But despite being a tad too sweet, I thoroughly enjoyed the bun. I left kind of a hurry but went back to get a fork and a few napkins (good choice in retrospect).\n\nSERVICE: 10/10\nThe people behind the counter are very nice. Really, there's not much to comment on when I'm in and out of the store in less than a few minutes. Maybe just remind customers of the utensils and napkins prior to a potentially messy dessert?\n\nOverall, I enjoyed myself. I felt like a winner too when they gave me a frequent buyer card. Thanks, Cinnaholic.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Cq1dduj0gU-4UjxKffKoXA", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bJhURI9xfTUHkDPzqCLhiA", "text": "I wasn't in the mood for a huge roll, but I was curious to try out this legendary vegan cinnamon roll shop, so I stopped in and got a \"baby bun,\" a two-bite pastry which was the perfect size for impulse sampling. I paid an extra quarter to doll it up with maple frosting and walnuts, and it was the best $1.50 I spent today. \n\nMy fancied-up baby bun was tasty and satisfying. I was surprised by how rich the flavor was, especially since my favorite home recipe is little more than a thinly veiled vector for butter. The bun itself was a good balance of sweet and spice, though the dominant flavors were from the nuts and frosting. This bun is definitely meant to be a palette for the many intriguing topping options, which is where Cinnaholic displays their creativity and where the fun is to be had.\n\nThe only factor that makes me unlikely to become a regular is the concept. Truth be told, when I want to customize, I bake my own pastries, and I go to bakeries when I want choices made for me. If I baked less, I might come here more. But I may return for another taste test anyway, to steal ideas!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DEtFNQFuUphOVcgD2Kbn6A", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bqkI0GJPTrhyS4rlfoA66w", "text": "You know, maybe I am the only one, but the cinnamon rolls were not that good. They were OVER the top sugary and lacked any other flavor. The combination ones (chocolate chip, etc) are WAY too sweet. The cinnamon rolls are not tender and slice like butter (like they should). I won't return.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7HoGi_rSttuljpJrRz4ZZw", "date": "2011-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B_qko18umJvCtUht--VhDw", "text": "Vegan cinnamon rolls. Need I say more?\n\nAnyway, I've only been here a handful of times, and each time, the customizable cinnamon rolls are absolutely fresh and amazing. \n\nSeriously. Go. Now. Take your sweetheart out, or fuck it, take yourself out and treat yourself to an amazing cinnamon roll, that is fresh, and happens to be completely vegan. \n\nI would give the place 5 stars....But I have qualms with some that work there, and that's as far as I'll go into that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hZG74eK_9tjfj11Cwnjtkw", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bsPfRNl9QntquFluNsQkkw", "text": "If the cinnamon rolls weren't so pricy for cinnamon rolls, I would be coming here much much more often!! It is perfect for anyone who has a sweet tooth and loves cinnamon as much as I do. They have fresh toppings, and you can choose whatever you want to put on it.  Also, they have different flavors for icing! I got blackberry icing with blackberry toppings and it was delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eQ6n_YWt98INn2DHZBSRag", "date": "2011-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b_tFY1nH1gN-bjbtwdSF3Q", "text": "I got two specialty cinnamon rolls (mocha almond and banana) with the Groupon I bought.  The service was friendly and quick, and the rolls (which I got to-go) were verrrry sweet.  Maybe it would have tasted better if I had eaten them right away instead of hours later, in which case... my bad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zDsbaUS8nFDVTF70GdXgFw", "date": "2011-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bueMJ28YYkk1pbMTqFOAbw", "text": "Don't let the word vegan scare you off.  Let it motivate you to drop what you're doing right now and rush down to this place.  Simply the best and most amazing cinnamon roll (with maple frosting and blueberries) that I have ever had.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AwcBrhgfvkaMJgiGuKjYDA", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C00fi6Ky1CqG4d_tAFyoOQ", "text": "Oh my god, they're vegan?? You would honestly NEVER know that these hot, delicious melting buns of glee lack eggs and dairy! I've seen pictures of vegan cinnamon rolls online and they always look like pieces of inedible cardboard speckled with bird seed, and to be honest, if I would have known the place was vegan, I was have steered clear. However, you look at these buns and they look fantastic! On top of that, you can create your own combo, choose your own icing and toppings, and ours came straight from the oven. We decided on the original bun with butter pecan frosting and it was warm, ooey, gooey, deliciousness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1ArdBetF-pM3Y4eP1pgNPA", "date": "2011-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C-20D4j59pzsktK5fkcZ3Q", "text": "I heard about Cinnaholic from some of my vegan buddies and was so excited to try it! After going out to dinner and a movie with my boyfriend we stopped by for desert and I just could not decided on a flavor because there were so many! After starring at the different flavors and toppings for 5 minutes I just decided to get 4 mini ones with whatever flavors and toppings I looked at first. I ended up getting a cream soda flavored frosting with strawberries, caramel flavored frosting with cookie dough, coffee flavored frosting with brownies, and a pumpkin spice frosting with some more pumpkin spice on top, and my boyfriend got a big cinnamon roll with peanut butter and bananas. They were sooooooooooo gooooood! The gentleman who served us was really nice and helpful as well. I will definitely come back whenever I get the chance!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5PJ4_TwkdLnVRp7U1znX4w", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C5giddsYSqG6DoIWB2BgzQ", "text": "A friend had told me about this place as she now works and lives in Berkeley.  I went last week and was truly amazed.  The cinnamon roll itself was warm and fresh and cinnamon-y.  Heavenly.  Much better than a Cinnabon Diabetes Treat for sure and the price was very good.\n\nI got one with root beer icing and marshmallows while my friend got one with chocolate all over it.  I didn't try his but it looked delicious and he finished it in minutes so I'd say that's good.  Mine didn't quite taste like root beer but it was so good that I didn't even care.  I want to go back and try out their other options now because they have quite the variety.  S'mores will be next for sure.\n\nIt's also incredibly easy to get to from the Downtown Berkeley BART Station which is a huge plus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7HSODQv3V-gU8CJGt9pEzw", "date": "2012-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cIo2d2-YKsf01bzc2ej8-A", "text": "Pros: The best fresh-baked, customizable cinnamon bun I've ever had anywhere. Friendly service. Everything they sell is vegan, though you wouldn't have known unless someone told you.\n\nCons: Decor is sterile for my taste. Venue is very small. Coffee, though available, is not  listed on overhead menu.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1WXgc3medTbfGblesF9fow", "date": "2012-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CMQbhFNdM0vVeiUc8eea0A", "text": "Good stuff. \n\nAfter dinner at Herbivore, the roomie and I hopped over here for a quick dessert.\n\nI first heard about them from Groupon, then from The Vegan Zombie. And they looked so good, with such a variety of flavors. \n\nI got the Apple pie specialty roll and my friend got the old school roll. They were awesome! The ONLY thing off was the weird taste from the bread. Almost a yeasty flavor...perhaps from whatever egg replacer they use?Idk. But still effing delicious. \n\nYes, Id say a regular cinnamon roll tastes better, but these are mo' bettah cause they are made well, by people who are doing GOOD. (for the earth ;) )", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LGazHymrjHo3QzdpKiKcQg", "date": "2012-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CqVvv3xO-EmQ8K3_ImFOKA", "text": "I am so glad I live 45 minutes away from this place, or I might decide to visit a bit too frequently!  For the benefit of my waistline and my wallet, this place has reserved a spot on my \"special treat\" list. \nIt's so nice to be able to walk in to a bakery of any kind and be able to order straight off the menu without making certain the items are vegan.  Add that sense of ease to a menu of crazy toppings and delicious frosting flavors, and I am a huge fan!\nThe rolls are quite good and not overly sweet even when topped with things like maple frosting, chocolate chips and pecans.  The customization is nice, but kind overwhelming to make a decision.  I think next time I will go in with a plan or stick with the tried-and-true vanilla.  It looks delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BRzJ6HSJUCnGJI61OMPZPw", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d2mtXpSSYXJy_rzzGABffw", "text": "Cinnaholic - a little slice of vegan heaven. The rolls are always delicious and you can go there 100 times and get a different frosting/topping combo each time. The specialty rolls are also very good. I usually get the daily special for 4 bucks. Make sure you get a punch card for a free roll!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jE4hqW7Sua-csZVS8Orx0g", "date": "2012-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D9f7HEbRyH4_VHbW2YTtLQ", "text": "My favorite is a cinnamon roll with cookie dough chunks! Sooo freaking delicious and I definitely would come back to this place! \n\nThe guy who helped me was really helpful and friendly.\n\nI love how you can customize your own cinnamon roll too :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tyw8C4JlZYZEdUWdHhOKlQ", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dCFOcTB1B8YZYGo_Q0CStA", "text": "This place is amazing!! The cinnamon rolls are soooooo good!! I like that they are healthier than the other cinnamon rolls sold at other places, doesn't make me feel so guilty! \n\nI tried the classic roll with vanilla frosting and almond topping. My boyfriend tried it with the banana frosting and both were delicious! \n\nFor those that rated this place 3 stars because they said these cinnamon rolls are too sweet...uh hello!?!? they are cinnamon rolls! they are suppose to be sweet! If you don't want it so sweet then don't get a sweet topping! stick with the classic. \n\nThe people are nice too, very friendly! I would definitely recommend this place to anyone with a sweet tooth and that are calorie conscious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F6GoCkD2HwTV9nN1tQ-Asw", "date": "2011-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "deQGYCqIdkExPDkLdYRDmg", "text": "Great (nearly overwhelming) selection of frostings and toppings.  And their daily specials keep me coming back with combinations I would never come up with.  And this is coming from a non-vegan.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kL7ZClQm-1YRfYhJc2DYWg", "date": "2012-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dIK1tg882n68cR1QiPKIZw", "text": "Straight up delicious, and you wouldn't even know they're vegan. They freeze great too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "W-xGl3qAjzo2tYjozLTfnQ", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dKgQ3Bx88q21Dc-p9b5eKw", "text": "Stay away if you know what's good for you. ;) This place could be dangerous. I could do some damage in here for sure. The cinnamon roll is real good as is the brownie. You wouldn't believe it was vegan. Hella expensive though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y5Jve8KniR0i-lojSIONmQ", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dm2RrgHQSLPk3PobQQLj9A", "text": "Delicious. And stick with old school....mucking it up with all the other options just kind of makes it a vegan Fenton's...and we really don't need that, now do we? \n\nI've been here before but this time had a Groupon, and after ordering two rolls, the very nice server-dude let us know there was extra $$ from our $10 Groupon, so we got a caramel flavored frosting shot to just check it out. Gotta say....wouldn't choose flavored frosting again. Just didn't seem right...nor did it blow me away. It just kinda tasted like what it was - added flavor droplets in the regular frosting.\n\nThe biggest problem here is that my 11-year-old daughter and I agreed that we really only need to come here once a year....it's that decadent. And she's a sweet-a-holic (now, where'd she get THAT from?)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jxdGL90JR1b6UTvfxwW9TQ", "date": "2011-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dOBTSafDQsqYcQndq0ObeA", "text": "Not too many five stars given on my first visit, Cinnaholic is worth all five! Simple menu, cinnamon rolls, not so simple is the toppings. We tried the banana cinnamon roll, brownie cinnamon roll and chocolate chip cookie dough cinnamon roll. \nI wasn't going to eat the whole thing, couldn't stop. Make this a must on your list, and it is all vegan!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "j-gY0mqIkFG9UuGGnk6yYg", "date": "2012-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dy5ozEfGkXvf1Y4-M-NAwQ", "text": "Cinna-licious! They have picture updates to twitter and Instagram to put that daily craving-something-tasty feeling into overdrive.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YTAt0yCDm-i4AMM8yFxsvg", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eiZIGJjwORZEFdd6EgPQFA", "text": "Love this place.  Mmm almond icing with berries on top.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tiN0fMBlBRGy8iyv0AWi0A", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EoaPAo_f8iOIsm3OQ-0pzA", "text": "Vegan or not, these rolls are pretty tasty and worth a try if you're in the area. Got the original and Oreo with a price tag of $9.25. Kinda pricey for 2 pastries but at least I can cross another bookmark off my list.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QAteXiFPrLbJiyxHbHgfow", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eoi_JLFHjUY-EB330nd--g", "text": "I can't believe they're vegan. These are so good: a full dose of gooey, sweet-but-not-artificial, fluffy, delicious yummyness. I didn't think I could eat that much frosting (I had an old-fashioned) but ended up licking my fingers. Even my vegan-food-hating sweetie was convinced.\n\nThe only thing they need now is take-in trays for work... you know, the kind you can bring to meetings. Slightly smaller buns in a 12 pack, with frosting on the side maybe? So you can pass them around and people can take them without sticky fingers... we could create a whole new world of happy workers.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4ApL03h_o4_oCZFBeO6uCA", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eu08BcgcXrd-tgxMfMpfZA", "text": "I seriously hate going to and being in Berkeley.  Always have probably always will.  \n\nBut...seeing as I was in El Cerrito one Saturday afternoon I decided to venture over to try Cinnaholic.  The pictures looked so good on the website and I'm always looking for vegan dessert options.\n\nThere are soooo many toppings and sauces to choose from.  I couldn't even begin to decide, so I had a specialty roll instead.\n\nMy Smores cinnamon roll was heavy and warm.  Not to sweet or heavy and quite large.\n\nThe counter person was really cool and helpful and parking wasn't a problem on a Saturday afternoon.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q5ri7AB3ox9nVehzUtAWNQ", "date": "2011-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EyniWHICpwcFhib8m3cvYw", "text": "Great service, and a great vegan treat when I feel like veggin' out. Certainly doesn't taste like \"health food\", which explains why it's a tad pricey.\n\n3 Stars for Food + 1 Star for the Misfits Posters\nHave a \"hybrid moment\" at Cinnaholic, yo.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bSIEMT8vFcKbwMve8Z0zhA", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ezZB-Y41S_cN37GuDPVwTA", "text": "Once you walk in the store, it is as if your nose went to heaven.\n\nTheir rolls are pretty delicious, though it was a little sweet for me (my sweet tooth is not as intense a others, personal taste :p) I had the irish creme w/ hazelnuts. The outer part of the roll was nice and crunchy which is not like traditional cinnamon rolls but I personally love crunchy.\n\nThe only thing I didn't like about Cinnaholic is the price. With the Cal student discount, the most most basic roll (the \"old skool\" or something) is 3.50. Anything remotely fancier is 4-5 ish. As a student, that's a bit too much for a cinnamon roll. I suppose it is a more \"premium\" dessert because it is vegan, but I'm not vegan so it doesn't matter to me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9pAJWhY0xtOuJWlkra9gIw", "date": "2010-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F7UiIRn7DpWZ7_FPlswd3A", "text": "best cinnamon rolls ever.. we had smores, choc chip, and apple pie. i wish they'd have one in sf.. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sODeoy4644ipxe9Q3s_JDA", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F8noUw-IzsoUZOQtIG8OWg", "text": "The cinnamon buns are big. There are a lot of different flavors and toppings, it's pretty hard to decide on one order. Though when you get your order, the toppings are actually pretty small. I ordered strawberry topping and ended up with only 2-3 tiny pieces of strawberry.\n\nThe cinnamon bun itself is soft on the inside, crispy on the outside, and very strong in cinnamon flavor. With icing on top it's a bit on the sweet side, so I got tired of the taste fairly quickly.\n\nOverall a very good place for dessert and hang out, better than your typical cinnamon bun for sure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FbRq4CYazAaglz3Lba9htw", "text": "I love this place! I don't want to repeat what all the other 5 star reviews have said, but I do want to let people know that if you don't like a lot of frosting, simply ask to have it light. This is what we always do (heck, we're vegans in our forties), and the staff is so obliging. They always show it to us and ask if it looks right. So whether you like lots of gooey frosting or just a little, and whether you're vegan or not, check this place out!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oSnIYPLbrqk5kbvQZli5QA", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fs8SPQvODQVMn4mwiTMGhw", "text": "Cinnaholic may well be the best reason to visit Berkeley. Don't get your bun to go; eat it right there so it's warm and gooey from the oven. Get the caramel or coffee frosting, top it with fruit and/or brownies. If this doesn't make you swoon you are a hopeless nihilist who doesn't like food. \n\nA lot of people complain about the price, but they sell huge vegan chocolate chip cookies for only $2 a piece, and they're moist and chewy and chock-full of chocolate chips. Mmmm...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ptB-abKJNZknO_JnlEPxZQ", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fvQ4SNfkXrNmEKe7KlCECA", "text": "shockingly enough, this place is vegan. i didn't know that such a place could be vegan-friendly, but i should know better; it's berkeley.\n\nthey have pretty much every topping you can imagine, and there's nothing better than digging into the freshly topped, heated rolls. i like to get the frosting shots, which are exactly what they sound like. \n\nmy favorite frosting is the maple one, but i've had others too and liked them (i have been here on several occasions. it's quite an indulgence). also, get your roll with oreos!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p1wEUW7EBrj6Awprk0-TuA", "date": "2012-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fZ7XeN7dQ9brBbxYfuUOEw", "text": "I went with three friends, we each got something different and found everything very delicious.  The one semi criticism is that we found the peanut butter frosting to overpower the flavors of the brownie topping.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0sjbO4bw-NhD-cKKU75KBQ", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G359xpsI4Y3JtpltKBfq9g", "text": "Who ever thought vegan cinnamon rolls could taste so good?!\n\nI tried the cookie dough specialty roll and man was it delicious! After I tried it I just kept craving it day after day until I dragged my friend back there with me to get another one. The rolls are really moist and soft and the frosting isn't too heavy, though it is really sweet. \n\nOnly downside? $5 for specialty rolls. A bit pricey for the average poor college student :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iBegiOT3ed1LhCcJ3olD-g", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gd7mF0TFTbRqeT4jRNZZGQ", "text": "Cinnamon rolls get a bad rap, simply because there are so many awful ones out there. It's gotten to the point where comedians like Louis CK are sickened at the sight of the things, ashamed to be even seen eating one.\n\nThese people haven't had a cinnamon roll at Cinnaholic. Made fresh to order and coming out extremely soft, this shop definitely has the ma-and-pa look down, albeit one that's a lot more trendy. The toppings are all over the map too, ranging from coffee syrup to candy cane bits. Rolls come out to about $5 a pop, which is about on par with Ici's and the other sweet shops of the world.\n\nStill, it's a cinnamon bun. You'll enjoy every bite, but be ready to have the sugar high/crash of your life.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XaMwHlRaUfsSjBewVAbiQw", "date": "2012-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_GHoWgKIBB5QhAEvYJaP-g", "text": "All vegan cinnamon rolls with a huge variety of toppings and flavored frostings. I had a regular roll with almond frosting. So yummy. Just Yum! Definitely coming back. Which is good because they have a stamp card so you can earn a free roll. Parking was kind of annoying because it's so close to campus. Definitely recommend this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gI8RA31689GM9lUp8GTilg", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gi2rYH6GPbkLJnWbxK1hMw", "text": "This place is awesome!!! My friend took me here for a sweet breakfast treat yesterday! I must say, this place is truly 5 stars. In reading previous reviews, everyone kept complaining about the price, but in my opinion the price is right on, for location, and for a non-corporate theme 4-5 dollars is dead on market price. You can not compare Cinnabon to this place. Cinnabon is a place where everything is processed and ordered in large quantities. This locally owned shop not only bakes everything fresh, the owner hand picks all the ingredients himself.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CwldT2FDFfcnAuM8SH6r-A", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GLnHFSwKSrMOI0c0IaNS0g", "text": "It was love at first bite. This is the best cinnamon roll I have ever had. Every bite was mouth watering and delicious. I love you Cinnaholic. See you in The City some day!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Uhi_92FbsuOOomc29Ih_4A", "date": "2011-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gq9KcJ2aheOxwCxgyv7uNw", "text": "Been here once, definitely going back!!! I had the smores cinnabon, sooo yummy!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JDNOdXqyHbU9nxRgp74ItA", "date": "2012-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GR-Ig6kZ2EVgEuOlhLmXTw", "text": "FRESH BAKED MADE TO ORDER!!!!!!!!!! I HAD GOT A BUNCH FOR THE OFFICE AND IT WAS A HIT!!!!!!!! They are pretty good and moist. My fav was the blueberry cheesecake. Try them you will never look at cinnamon rolls the SAME!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Uq3Ip7mwI7PPq6bBy8Rchw", "date": "2011-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GW1PnIddIJFsqLcoD0Qzjw", "text": "I love being able to customize things, especially food! Cinnaholic is trendy and innovative. Being able to pick the flavor frosting and the toppings in your cinnamon roll enhances the experience! This place definitely goes a step further than cinnabon.\n\nI got a cinnamon roll with almond frosting and blueberry topping. The blueberry is fresh and the cinnamon roll was warm so the room temperature frosting melted a bit on it. I wish the cinnamon roll was warmer because I like my frosting to be sticky and almost liquidy.\n\nThe cinnamon roll itself is really fluffy! Service was also good and they let me sample different frosting flavors (which was really helpful because I'm so indecisive)!\n\nSome extra perks... this place is vegan and if you show your student ID (doesn't have to be a berkeley one) you can get a discount!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-cM9FQWp3-uu53Os983yCw", "date": "2011-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GX95PWeLhg2_axMrIget3w", "text": "I finally made it here as a pretty new vegan and my review is sort of mixed.  LOVED the roll.  Liked the frosting - when it was hot.  As it cooled, it had kind of a metallic taste to me.  (I got the vanilla frosting with apples on top.)  Now I've never been a huge sweets person so maybe next time I'll just ask for light frosting becuase I really did love the basic roll.  And the price was great for the size.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9NApLpeWwIq-knLBv948EQ", "date": "2011-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h0kAgQYRWGI0zomgl5oj5w", "text": "The smores rolls are my favorite, but you can't go wrong with an old skool roll! They're fresh and amazing and keep on the counter for a day or so (microwave them for 30 seconds if they're cold!), if they survive that long.\n\nThis is one of my top five favorite bay area businesses. I'm vegan but even if I wasn't, I'd keep coming back to this place for cinnamon rolls. They're amazing.\n\nPS: if you're ever in a pinch for vegan marshmallows, they sell Dandies!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K33-BJ2QL6Ejo3zN5IQBtA", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hbWhkLBNU35DXnTCZalPSQ", "text": "Amazing!\nThis should be the standard for any place with baked goods (whether it's rolls, cakes, doughnuts).\n\nI first tasted these when I spotted them for sale at a Vegan Bakesale in SF.  After that--- I was hooked.\n\nWhat makes this place great is having the choice of any frosting and any topping.... peach, pumpkin, lemon, maple, chocolate, butterscotch, blueberry frosting, etc... etc... topped with freshly sliced peaches, strawberries or Oreo cookies.  And even better, its Vegan and made-to-order.\n\nThe staff is great too!\n\nI don't live in Berkeley but it's worth the drive over the bridge and then some.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WE5OoL5qOLHNPbCK-PvMVA", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HePggoY8rNpYCaN28Urv2g", "text": "Cinnamon rolls at their best...and i'm speaking as a carb hater. \n\nI actually found out that the rolls were vegan after i had it, so even more props (: You should always do your own toppings even though they have premade ones for you. I told the cashier that i want something coffee-ey and she told me to get coffee frosting (yes you get to choose your own frosting) and i put hazelnut and chocolate chips on it. I would actually suggest NOT to get over 2 toppings, these buns have so many flavors to them already that you might get tired of the sweetness real fast if you have too much going on. The duration of 10 minutes i was there, i've heard people just ordering the originial cinnonmon rolls, and i can see why 'cause they are really soft and the vanilla frosting is just right. \n\nWill definitely go back and try fruity toppings (:!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GmW71d7Hx-Qk2b_nN9AFIg", "date": "2012-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hg5cGQvQ9819m7eV_tTgpw", "text": "You will forget about these rolls being vegan the second you take a bite. Get the original or coffee frosting with oreos and Dandies and/or cookie dough. Someday I'm going to be more adventurous with my topping choices, but I'm comfortable with routine when it tastes this good.\n\nThe staff are all super friendly. We even got ourselves a free roll because the baker accidentally drizzled it with chocolate chips to the original customer's dismay (heathen).\n\nI'm hoping they'll start to make gluten-free rolls so I can take my mom here someday!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XDhnPFPd2cupU7cdKnUlvw", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hntyTBCx9fiZsoU44rKHJQ", "text": "I brought three dozen with various frostings and toppings to my non-veg*an co-workers this morning and they loved them.  And though I had heard and read about Cinnaholic's buns for a long time, this was the first time I tried them myself.  Excellent!  What's more, the service was fantastic, extra effort was made to have them be ready for pick up as soon as the store opened.  Thanks, Justin and the rest of the Cinnaholic crew.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IFQcFtvtScMI4I1KyRW-sg", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "htmDKeybLfxjv7rgST1hwA", "text": "I was impressed!\n\nmy cousin works near this spot and have ranted on how good it was. I thought it was just any other cinnabon type of shop, like the ones at the mall? \n\nAnyways, she took me here after having a lunch/dinner. \nso their menu was wow! think of it like a coldstone for cinnabons! There were so many to choose from, from toppings to frostings and etc.! They had their own classics such as rocky road. \n\nVery hard to choose... so i decided to make my own. I had a regular cinnabon topped with brownie and cookie dough!---SOOOO GOOD!\n\nget this, it is VEGAN!--say to be a healthy type of cinnabon..minus my toppings of course lol!\n\nIT WAS SOOO GOOD! glad someone took the idea of make your own healthy cinnabon!\n\nalso, i was able to use my groupon! the staff was nice! i think one of them was the owner?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MRpRQ_CvwospIxfNZazATw", "date": "2012-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hu455b15JfLst61cQnC5EA", "text": "Oh. My. Gosh. I cannot explain the joy I felt this morning. \n\nFirst of all, I've been DYING to go here for a 'lil sumpin' scrumptious for months. Let me make this clear, I've been looking for an excuse just to drive there for a three dollar pastry. I live in Sacramento, call me crazy but yes it was worth it. \n\nSo, walking in I saw they had posters of Johnny Cash, and a cut little display case showing some of the creations of cinnamon buns. And then I saw the giant chalk menu board which I couldn't even comprehend since it was too early in the day and I still hadn't recovered from the night before. BUT, next time I want to taste EVERYTHING THEY HAVE. Yes, I do need to use caps to emphasize this because after eating the daily special I wanted to buy a dozen more in all different flavors and greedily stash them in my freezer. It was that good. \n\nOn to the important part, not my vegan insanity. The buns. And I mean these are THE buns I have dreamed about for months. The daily special was a cinnamon bun covered in gooey sweet icing, covered in a sweet red strawberry-ish syrup, and topped with cinnamon sugar and oats. It tasted like a fancy danish pastry, all warmed up and fresh, and vegan. OOOOOOHHHH it was good. \n\nFolks, eat here. Forget the stale donuts that were made at 3 am and have been sitting in a cold glass case, just do yourself a favor and eat here. Seriously. I don't even thing I can look at any other pastry now without getting mad because they just aren't as good as Cinnaholic. \n\nThat is all.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "25WB2dNIJx1o1N4u6qXoPg", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I7T-LAXt6VJZB5TizGF74A", "text": "Wow....this roll I am eating right now is AMAZING ! I went in because I'm trying to go vegan and living in the Sacramento area doesn't give me many choices for dessert type food. Happened to be in Berkeley for work and I remembered reading about Cinnaholic in a magazine.  The shop is very cute, the people were super nice and the selection was huge. I actually got a little overwhelmed with my choices of frostings and toppings. I had to ask the girl at the counter for help and she did just that. Very, very yummy treat that NO ONE would believe is vegan. HAPPY EARTH DAY!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sU3-2rd7YyRe0qjxavMVWQ", "date": "2011-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ieivFWZ67GtN2bTEycmhfg", "text": "shocked I never wrote a review for them.  Hands down it's a favorite among the students.  Come in just for the smell.\n\nI love that nice soft gooyness.\n\nThe owners and workers are super nice..  Patient too", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5u4FB0BNkbH9EAf9WX7pjQ", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iez3ELiFCDfeLcHXlazyXQ", "text": "Just tried them this morning - they are like Stone Cold creamery but for Cinnamon buns- truly awesome!!\n\nThey cost about $4-5 / each but worth it! \n\nMy advice is review their menu online so you can figure out what you want before you get there... it was agonizing for me to decide on one so I got 4!   Did I mention they were VEGAN!!?  Being a vegetarian with no eggs in my diet I am in Dessert Heaven!  \nWhen I wen to pay with my credit card  and asked for a receipt I was handed an ipad and filled in my email and they sent it to my Yahoo account- how cool is that?\nMike/ Oakland", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3wrgn6M7XI-Togu3SFO9qw", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iHP8RxhACopqngQe3QHilA", "text": "i have been thinking about getting my hands on these buns all day! i guess i have to wait until monday...\n\ni am saving the 5th star for the brownie i saw listed on the menu yesterday, don't let me down!\n\n-7/28 - the brownie was great...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PLVzHIPZPbuwtJzccm5tHw", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-IMoVSWgqTf5aIp8N_6v9w", "text": "I try to head over to Berkeley on Saturdays to enjoy my fav East bay foods since moving to SF from Berkeley in '09. It's pretty awesome/sucks that all these great veg restaurants opened up right after I moved but thanks to BART they will be mine! We stopped by Saturn to use a Groupon (also omfg delicious) and I specifically skipped out on a shake to have room for a glorious cinnholic roll. This was my first time but hopefully not the last. The menu is vast and incredibly mouth watering; I don't know how people can decide in under 60 seconds. I ended up with peach icing and coconut topping. IT WAS DIVINE. The cinnamon roll itself is so delicious it doesn't need any toppings but they were equally fantastic. The BF ordered the chocolate chip cookie dough roll and nearly died eating it. It's insanely decadent, like breakfast and dessert in one. I was pretty stoked they have vegan marshmallow, that will be on my next roll. Love that their POS is on an iPad, super convenient.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CfV_axQI2rK0eHB9FfG_GQ", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iSRuPF7uQQKCZO8YqvZvmw", "text": "I love cinnamon rolls, and am usually disappointed.  Not here, these are the best I've ever had (and I'm not a vegan)!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CyOOLknTWEDkzksxZBMZWg", "date": "2011-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iW-XabaX9so57h6D8MfcTg", "text": "5 stars for these 5 reasons:\n\n1. Best Cinnamon Rolls ever. I opted for maple with fresh raspberries, I highly recommend this. Also the PB&J was fantastic. \n\n2. Nicest employees ever.  We were coming from out of town and called because we weren't going to make it before they closed.  They  stayed open a few minutes late for us and seemed almost as excited for us to try the rolls as we were. \n\n3. Baby buns.  Miniature cinnamon rolls. I have a weak spot for things tiny and adorable. \n\n4. Humorous / clever tip jar. \n\n5. They travel well too.  Brought a bunch back to Los Angeles and they tasted just as great the next morning. \n\nIt would be a dream come true if they opened in Los Angeles. wink wink ;)  We have nothing like this here and many hungry vegans.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PFGxFvD1pFwlq0kHxIRsvQ", "date": "2011-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iyiqjLmGPqiWbtOrdBcpnw", "text": "Small little cinnamon rolls with dough consistent with that of say pillsbury style white rolls and ample frosting. They have a lot of toppings, but for 4$ + it's simply not worth it. It tries to be chic I guess, which some would say justifies the price? I guess it would satisfy those who think cinnamon rolls are exemplified by mall and airport Cinnabons; these people would find Cinnaholic to be just divine, but for anyone else you'll be left wanting something more for this much money.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J4kImHpH71nbqK1UgKd_Ow", "text": "Yum! I always get the old skool roll. No one can believe it's vegan.\nNot overly sweet either. Maybe if you get all those toppings and different rolls it would be much sweeter. \n\nThis is a special treat when I've done an especially good job at being vegan, which rarely happens. Like I said, special treat. \n\nSometimes the wait is a bit long but nothing horrendous. Not a lot of seating but it's right across the street from a nice stretch of UC- grass so it's good picnic fare as well!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_uneQgpnKo6JnsFkq6BZfQ", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j-cG8h1yEEEgaMipbbIXOw", "text": "delicious gourmet cinnamon rolls. wouldn't have even guessed they were vegan. it's really awesome that the toppings are put on right when you order. very well sized portions and just great tasting rolls overall. definitely try their specialty rolls- they're their specialties for a reason! whenever anyone visits me in berkeley, i'm sure to bring them here. definitely worth a try!!\n\nmy favorites:\nraspberry lemonade (lemon frosting with raspberries and lemons on top)\napple pie (cream cheese frosting with apples and apple pie crumblies on top)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8NXyFDzIO-TItI_5OTQA6w", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_jgCCt8CfzXNN2WhBFI0xA", "text": "I received a very nice message from one of the owners and had to change my four star review to five. When a business owner takes the time to thank their customer, this is surely a business that I want to keep going to.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lrp5aQP31ar3JDlbwccfHQ", "date": "2012-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j-GyxeGuDmMICWqHKyXJIQ", "text": "Outstanding.  The extras are good but the bun itself is really remarkable.  Soft but substantial and perfectly spiced.  \n\nThanks for existing and being vegan.  Former over latter, they're mutually exclusive to me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k7p_jTlSGS_sTZAj-0R93g", "date": "2010-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JHaspfViWXkMaFWqQDzLfw", "text": "I hoped I'd like this place and ended up loving it. \n\nI stopped by the tidy and cute little shop about 15 minutes before closing. I usually avoid going to food places so near the end of the day. It makes me super uncomfortable when you can tell the staff is annoyed. \n\nNone of that at Cinnaholic! The two people working  gave off a really friendly vibe. \n\nI chose the original with chocolate chips to go. And by the time I got around to eating my roll it was 45 minutes later and no longer warm. That said, even cold it was absolutely delicious...not too sugary and very light and fluffy. I can't wait to try another flavor. \n\nBonus - The adorably hip girl called me \"miss\" as she was hanging me my bun box. I cringe every time I'm called \"ma'am\" (which seems to happen a lot lately) so I loved this.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1CFHSGe66RVCWtQDYR7nKQ", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jKw76p0nNAtrjO_rlOHEMA", "text": "I'm very much not vegan, but I LOVED IT! I got a roll with caramel frosting, raspberries, and graham crackers. Soooooo delicious. I cannot wait to go back and get the maple frosting. Sadly they were out when I went. The girl behind the counter was super friendly. Yum yum :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rhHeBvVJyHkVpX04Mmc8_w", "date": "2011-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JlEaCxZZU6GMVtjj942GGw", "text": "Best cinnamon rolls ever.\n\nYou would never know they're vegan.\n\nMy favorite is the Peanut Butter and Jelly roll.\n\nIn response to other reviews: I love that they're sweet, I love that they're gooey, I love that they're soft on the inside and a little crunchy on the outside, and the price has never been an issue.  And I love the tattoos and the piercings.  Everyone's always really excited that we're there, and apologizes if we have to wait.  Some have complained about freshness, but every time I'm there, I see buns coming out of the oven and going directly to customers.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rvbYcDMEfbsmc2sGIpoyjw", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jLjmF9HcN7kJflQuR28WeQ", "text": "Mmmm....Piping hot icing, sugary goodness, crunchy yet also somehow soft roll...Cinnaholic is my new guilty pleasure.  For toppings, you can't go wrong with the original flavor icing, cookie dough, and bananas. Yes, cookie dough and bananas (a combination that originated one day when my sister and I split a roll and wouldn't compromise on topping choice)!!  The rolls are huge so I recommend sharing.  \n\nSweet sugary deliciousness aside, what I like most about this place is that you can indulge and leave with a clear conscience.  Vegan ingredients means there's one less product supporting (bad) commercial dairy & egg farms.  And everything you use to enjoy your treat is compostable (utensils) or recyclable (plate).  (Containers are by the refrigerated section/order counter)\n\nSo head on in to Cinnaholic and satisfy that sweet tooth!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SKg8gi0Kp-JFhnqr0WB4lw", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JnI5N0MV4jCNH-cMoXXvLw", "text": "After a delicious brunch across the street at Gather, my omnivorous sweetheart and I decided it was high time we tried Cinnaholic - we'd tried to go a few times but had been in a car and unable to find parking: the eternal curse of downtown Berkeley. But now the stars had aligned! Or, you know, the sun.\n\nThe gentleman behind the counter (who turned out to be Florian himself)  was super nice. We got two to split, the Old Skool and the Mocha Almond. They're a little spendy, but really? They're a completely vegan business using non-hydrogenated oils and evaporated cane juice - cheap isn't always better, and they're not that much more expensive than airport Cinnabons!\n\nThe rolls were warm, sweet and tasty! And even with all the frosting we didn't feel gross afterwards, which can be a problem with baked goods. We'll probably split one next time, or perhaps get two Baby Buns so we can experiment more with all the toppings. Pomegranate and walnuts? Don't mind if I do!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gYiypLdpzRVBuPpkiq0unQ", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jQSznah8PRKqz82BdzcuHQ", "text": "Thanks to Groupon, I found this place.\n\nA++++ Cinnamon rolls! \nRolls are very delicious and sweet enough!\nvery friendly serivce!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K2fbtONWXjFCscEghnaAvw", "date": "2011-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JVBmcCCMr47Pp4OqUNEyTQ", "text": "Incredible cinnamon rolls. It's hard to believe that they're vegan-friendly. I defy anyone to be able to truly tell the diffence between a cinnaholic vegan cinnamon roll and any \"regular\" roll out there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rb95xc3RRxMsQmk0moHajg", "date": "2011-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jWvdy99E7gI25nmXLK9Tvg", "text": "Pretty darn good. I would never be able to tell it was vegan!\n\nYou can't go wrong with the old school rolls. They're delicious with vanilla frosting and some fresh fruit toppings. Just writing this review is making me drool.\n\nBe sure to stop here on your birthday and claim your free roll! I went and expected them to give me something small, but that's not the case at all. I asked the guy working (who was super friendly and nice) what I was able to get, and he said ANYTHING I wanted! D: Heaven. Too bad they ran out of all berries except blackberries... but that's okay. The guy was funny and apologized for \"lying\" to me about giving me anything I wanted.\n\nCinnaholic is a great place to satisfy your sweet tooth without overindulging. Oh yeah! Show your Cal ID and get a discount. :O)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u9zzNLgPz66UXGm4kCP2bA", "date": "2011-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K6jnt8Jw_J0bfApWef6tGA", "text": "This place is amazing. I live in LA and they shipped out a dozen of their Cinnamon Rolls with a plethora of icing options ranging from Carmel all the way to Blackberry. I can't tell how how awesome these things are.... But lets just say, productivity in the office went way up when I passed them around. \n\nI wish I lived closer do I can get them on a regular basis for I am now a fully fledged Cinnaholic.\n\nSOOOO GOOOOD!!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_vk5Vhk_V0uuJ0WsjnLPuw", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kdetUD-G7yXuOGHIUlYFLA", "text": "If your not into vegan, don't let that throw you off. You would never know they don't have butter or eggs. These are the best cinnamon rolls I've ever had. Besides, haven't you always wanted to apply the personalization of choosing frozen yogurt toppings to cinnamon rolls? \n\nThe staff is always nice, they utilize yelp check in offers, they use an iPad/square combo to check you out, have rotating local art on the walls, and they have a customer loyalty program. Everything seems very put together.\n\nThe only deterrent is that if you are out of the area parking can be a bit difficult. I recommend going to one of the many wonderful nearby restaurants (Jupiter?) for a meal and then frequenting Cinnaholic for desert afterwards. Be careful with timing, though, they close early most nights.\n\nTry the buttercream frosting with chopped walnuts as a topping.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BjA1QbLBhHFxicQadZI9vA", "date": "2012-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kF9hMlvFvHxvT1ao88oRog", "text": "So my friends bought me two cinnamon rolls from this place. One was with maple and pomegranates I believe and the other was a chocolate brownie thing.\n\nBoth. Were. Amazing. Cinnaholic has officially redeemed themselves by tenfold!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ulRGjHgUENvIW82cipInhA", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KG3ahVJy-phEtQPfnEZw_Q", "text": "Love it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GFWsGt2htwU1zzOgSFGSVg", "date": "2011-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kLh-Nr3X5zQEXCY_jRoc3g", "text": "I visit Berkeley once a year and I always have to come here for cinnamon buns.  They are just awsome!!! Such a huge list of icing and toppings to choose from.  I was there twice this weekend and had butterscotch icing with cookie dough topping and one with butter pecan icing.  WOW always delicious.  I so wish they had a location in Los Angeles.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oeAZeC8jxRrDN67kCCtH8g", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KYOyZ8nD-mY6-uWSku1I8Q", "text": "Love these cinnamon rolls. All vegan, but I think they can be enjoyed by \"meaties\" as well. It's very cool that you can customize the rolls with frosting and toppings. I recommend you partake.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-P9K7DW55pytFGodLHQfbw", "date": "2010-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L0wBEAlm8-aDeLhJ7qJjBg", "text": "Yup.  They did it.  Look no further.  They have created the best cinnamon rolls.  I will be counting cinnamon rolls to fall asleep tonight.  Apple pie rolls, especially.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "heIWRfutryCoLVJXu6SOvA", "date": "2012-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lbRL0qaL3Xl8Do_uGJia9w", "text": "i love this place! so fantastic! if you dont know what you want ask the staff because they got all sortsa crazy delicious ideas! thanks justin and lily for being there for me!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MMhCMkhBr0A4HpEVIiaz6g", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lEUlaRc1JRUuTUP2W2z7Mw", "text": "had the mini cinnabon. very good flavor. a little dry, but i'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and chalk it up to me getting there right before close and them not being as fresh as they could be.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lkJ0fJifWOVuMe3t7vb0Gw", "text": "Very good cinnamon rolls, but really really really REALLY sweet.\n\nI got the cinnamon bun with plain frosting, strawberries and cookie dough chunks to share with the boy. It was really delicious but even with my gigantic sweet tooth, I was only able to eat less than half of it before the rest was surrendered to the boy for devouring.\n\nOther things to look forward to is the nicely decorated store. It's a very small shop with not much space for big groups, but the atmosphere is nice and the staff is friendly.  There are a couple chairs and tables for sitting and eating, but I think it's too awkward to sit there and eat, especially when you're the only ones in the store.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a8CX659T80_jhSpPxe3Fpw", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m0YsCVE_tQEtCx2abwnp9g", "text": "Fantastic!  I love this place.  I really like just a plain cinnamon roll with some almond frosting, but anything is good here.  It's like Cinnabon, but twice as good, and vegan as well!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PxIIHpwxu_7ap6zswm6JYw", "date": "2012-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M_bcIvbLTnMyIWMzxaH2qQ", "text": "If I could take anyone to any place on earth to change their mind about what it means to be vegan this place would be it, HANDS DOWN. Where do I start? I've been vegetarian/vegan for over five and a half years and been to most of the veg restaurants in the Bay Area. Cinnaholic is clean and cute (avoiding the stereotypical \"hippy vibe\" that so many people I've heard seem to take issue with) with a pleasant atmosphere, friendly service and of course unbelievable food.\n\nI've brought just about every omni friend I've been in Berkeley with over the last 1.5 years here, and have heard nothing but good things from them. My boyfriend, whose favorite spice does happen to be cinnamon, and whose favorite place to go as a kid was in fact Cinnabon, admits that Cinnaholic is \"way better.\" I even took an \"Oreo Explosion\" roll to my biggest self proclaimed \"carnivore\" friend and he said it was \"damn good stuff!\" For the record, we're talking about a friend who brags about eating nothing but \"plain and dry\" burgers with nothing but meat (not even mayo) on them when he goes out and who wouldn't have gone anywhere near it had I told him it was vegan before I gave him. If he can get past the fact that the food here is \"vegan\" I know just about anyone could.\n\nSeriously, do yourself a favor and just forget that there's anything \"vegan\" about this place and take it for what it is: THE spot to get the most delicious and unique cinnamon roll that you've ever had. In addition to totally satisfying any warm-sticky-gooey-yummy-pastry-craving that you're having, you get to select your own creation from a list of frosting and topping varieties that would make anyone who likes ordering complex coffee drinks at their local Starbucks envious. I once went for cherry frosting with chocolate sauce, marshmallows, walnuts, cherries, cookie dough, and chocolate chips. Yum! It's the kind of thing that brings back the feeling I got when I was a little kid at my local ice cream shop trying to cram as many toppings as my mom would let me onto my cone :)\n\nBut even if that's not your thing don't worry because they have several \"special rolls\" to make decisions easier. That and I honestly haven't come across any combos that haven't worked and at this point I've probably sampled at least 1/3 of their menu. Also, if you're not sure what frosting to pick their \"frosting shots\" are a nice way of getting a good sample--or for just managing a smaller sugar craving. \n\nI love this place so much that I made my guy drive me all the way up from Santa Cruz as my main birthday wish and I've had people kid me about how they suspect that I have a financial share in the ownership--I don't--but I do tell people about it because I want it to succeed. Places where a vegan like myself can take their friends, order whatever they want on the menu, and know that their friends won't feel like they're being \"dragged\" to some average place that happens to be vegetarian but where their friends can actually look forward to a treat that's special by any standard are too few and far between. So I'll do what I can to keep Cinnaholic around. But the truth is that if these guys just keep doing what they're doing they'll have no trouble staying around because their food speaks for itself.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XukpUQ7xkoJzVABSsM2jOQ", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mBNkx1LG1k5qKXjonAgtcQ", "text": "I would have never found out this place it it wasn't for Groupon. I love the all of the varieties!! The cinnamon rolls are heavenly delicious!! \nThey have some special rolls that are already created. And then you can also create your own with flavored frosting and many different toppings. Can't wait to keep coming back to try other flavors!\nSUPER convenient to Bart!  :)\nP.S. Their tip jars are hella funny. They have two jars where you can pick between where your tip goes (i.e. Romatic movies vs. Horror movies) Creative way to get people to tip more often!  :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0oE1TAVdqH7-9Z7DXKy0jA", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MCsD2G2R0udfzg9FTltUTA", "text": "Can you improve a cinnamon roll by topping it with a mound of gooey frosting, multiple brownie chunks, and a generous sprinkling of chocolate chips?\n\nWhy yes. Yes, you can.\n\nAll the icing and topping flavor choices are a bit overwhelming (or at least they were to this vegan, who is not used to having choices on menus).  But you can pick one of their pre-designed specialty rolls, or just have the daily special for $4.\n\nBeen there twice; both times the rolls were fabulous. If everyone ate these, I'm pretty sure there would be world peace. Servers very nice, too.\n\nOnly downside: I am going to have to start finding detours around Berkeley or I'm going to weigh as much as a Mack truck.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qdYk8ywphDm_K1zicaU-yQ", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mM0ieXtoKxBtzzDheMizRQ", "text": "I'm completely impressed with all the awesome vegan options at Cinnaholic. If you have a sweet tooth like mine, you'll love this place. I can't wait to go back and try more of the different cinnamon roll flavors and toppings! It's too bad it's in Berkeley. Maybe Cinnaholic will open a Santa Cruz location in the near future???", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mPmIuRJGbUOnA7S-w8u87Q", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MokWCpOWilMP0gRhJMgkoA", "text": "Guilty secret: I look on Cinnaholic's twitter page everyday and ogle at their drool-inducing photos of the $4 specials of the day. Having scheduled a cinnamon roll date with a girlfriend earlier in the week, I hoped that today's special would be amazing, and I walked in to happily discover maple pecan pie as the featured roll! We ordered that as well as the blueberry pie roll. I tasted both, but the maple frosting on the pecan one really made that roll outstanding to me. The rolls are most easily eaten with a knife and fork--messy food is the best. I found myself scraping the box for every ounce of sugar toppings that rolled off the top, as they are generous with toppings.\n\nI admit that the icing has the potential to overpower the actual taste of the cinnamon roll bread, but I don't think one can rightfully complain of the treat being too sweet after knowingly ordering a baked good clearly doused with sugar inside and out. I mean, what does one expect with names like Oreo Explosion, Rocky Road, and the like? \n\nFour stars for hitting that unstoppable craving for sweet, sweet pastries. The staff are all hardcore hipsters, heavily tatted and pierced, and are always extremely nice with recommendations and cheerful small talk. I got a punch card with a free roll as an end award, which I'm afraid will encourage me to come again and again. I want a Cinnacake for my birthday.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "moNEA0lHodW8okHQs4-3iw", "text": "Was sucked in by the free samples this morning. The texture is delicious, it's incredibly sweet and quite cinnamony; I don't know what the one-star reviewers complaining about texture are smoking. Do you guys work at a Cinnabon in the mall or something? I had a chocolate chip cookie dough specialty roll and it very nearly killed me. I'd give it five stars if it weren't for the price--I'd rather the rolls were half the size and only $2.50 to $3, because I could only eat half the roll anyway. Other things to be aware of: You might wait about ten minutes if you catch them at the wrong time, and just because it's vegan doesn't mean it won't send you into a diabetic coma.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PaUM_B9tPRfqdq41zjqznA", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mqHRU-GKUHBKxMday0yHpw", "text": "I came back today and tried the peach frosting, which was superb.  Today, the cinnamon roll itself was warm and fresh, making it much more delicious than what I had on opening day.  This place definitely deserves 4-5 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Bz8tNHwhSQ15MFGTVVrHA", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MREAY-k4nrBlC-PvKps29A", "text": "I tried a cinnamon bun with blueberries on top, and it was pretty good for a vegan cinnamon rolls. I liked that it wasn't too sweet or buttery. \n\nMy husband got one with butterscotch frosting I think. It was quite good. \n\nThe only thing I would like more is a vegan cream cheese like icing because this icing was WAY too sweet and gave me a headache afterwards. Also the menu board is very confusing and there are so many options and when there's a line you feel you have to make it quick. \n\nI was visiting friends who live in Berkley and it was neat to have a vegan cinnamon bun shop in town. \n\nThere seems to be a long line up and the staff are not really friendly or engaging, they're just working like machines.  I would have wanted to talk to the owner and say hi or something as I'm a vegan chef myself. The San Francisco area has so many more exclusively vegan restaurants and cafes. \n\nThis place seems to be popular so I think it will be around for a while.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PK3EmRHbtPxxuJuEyHnI5A", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mUKuzRa5W_GKKHc208fBkg", "text": "Excellent pairing of sweetness from the roll and De La Paz coffee.  I recommend getting the Old Skool and a coffee for the first time visitor.  It was perfectly soft but not gooey and warm out of the oven.  They have many selections of flavorings of frosting as well as toppings but it seems like it would get pricey fast.  I think I'll return but just stick with the Old Skool, it's so good just the way it is!  We did wait about 10 minutes for the next batch of rolls to come out of the oven but the customer service was really great and it was definitely tasty enough to wait.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MHsNe9dkBvpjai6sOsHIPw", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mYvaknlydfsim5KAbYaxnw", "text": "Yes the cinnamon rolls are amazing as you can tell from the hundreds of other reviews.  However, try the chocolate chip cookie or take it home for $1.50.  It is the best chocolate chip cookie I ever had.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "baqhTsL5DpfKLd4PLf07jA", "date": "2011-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mzmeAVdgxQ8a_nThrlaJ8w", "text": "I had the cinnamon roll with vanilla frosting and pecans.  They forgot to add apples I requested, but I will be back because it was moist and just the right mix of flavors.  I'm a big cinnamon fan, though.  It was not busy on a Friday afternoon.  I would recommend it as a detour, not a destination.\n\nA picture of an inappropriat hand gesture on the wall - so leave the kids in the car.  I did.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bLfLPpDK8vYISfM-mvUmdA", "date": "2011-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n448e0UIWmBUtmtum5B5-Q", "text": "Oh hi, Cinnaholic. Finally I've tried you. Thanks to the Groupon deal, I got my moneys worth. Not that their prices are ridiculously high... but the Groupon deal (50% off) made my first trip aweeeesome.\n\nWell on to the cinnamon rolls. I got their old skool roll ($4.25) with vanilla frosting and two toppings: strawberries and pecans (.50 cent each topping) -- oh and I must say... it was sooooooo good.\n\nMy friend got a chocolate chip cookie dough specialty roll ($5) and she said it was okay. The roll itself is good, in my opinion. There's tons of frosting flavors to choose from that you can put on your roll (extra .25 cent) and also lots of toppings! Mix and match, yum.\n\nThe vibe inside the shop was nice, customer service was great. There are only two bar tables though, so it's really not a sit-down place where you can enjoy your cinnamon rolls... but there's always that Starbucks beside it, where you can pair your rolls with coffee. :)\n\nCheck out their website -- I know a lot of people purchase their 6 or 12-roll packages.\n\nTry this place if you're craving for some freshly baked cinnamon rolls!\n\nOh, and the 1 star down? Well.. the price is a little bit too steep for rolls...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JUVrvvLSLA90AEc7Jk9-tQ", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n6Fc2pGkArgJoNv_k3aEYA", "text": "I'm going to keep this simple and sweet--just like Cinnaholic's cinnamon rolls.\n\nThis place is fantastic! They truly have the best cinnamon buns I have ever tasted. Considering they are vegan, that's really saying something.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_rovUr6ERuhTGXqM7ARNpQ", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NjkVbh0sj7vPlMjcmgigDQ", "text": "I just love everything about my experience with this place.  First, I was able to get a hold of their menu online to understand how they make \"cakes\" to order, the frosting flavors, the toppings, the themes.  Second, when I called to place my order and explained my situation - vegan wife's birthday the next day, but needed the cake that very day - they were friendly, professional, helpful on the phone, recommending a frosting to go with the chosen toppings.  Third, it was there waiting for me when I arrived and what beautiful cake!  Fourth, the gorgeous lady behind the register, with her kick-ass rockability hair cut, cool tattoos and piericings, was so cool, so obviously into the product and service she was delivering, it made me want to go out of my way every day just to partake of the good vibes.  \n\nFifth, and most important, UNBELIEVABLY DELICIOUS CAKE!!!  Hard to describe the awesome taste of perfect cinnamon roll, maple frosting, blackberries, vegan brownie bits, and vegan cookie dough, all delicately arranged and beautifully presented.  Big hit with my wife and kids, it just topped off a perfect birthday.\n\nThank you, Cinnaholic, I plan to be back (to indulge myself) and I hope my wife thinks of you for my own birthday :) !!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9ojPe7S4VdvootJm_2FP1w", "date": "2012-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nLmxrLQv2gtV5ZffY2mbYg", "text": "Amazing, vegan, and soooo fresh! Worth the price and friendly staff.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wbJYzqkEWsKS7e7Oa6YXLA", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NPPJ8Ibi3aKdSLF9r-6itA", "text": "YES. Cinnaholic is great! Fun decor, yummy treats, cute staff, AND all vegan! What more do you want? XOXOXOXO", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7YOorKiFV2_PxRsardU67Q", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nWcg5JkrLi8zassmB72OnQ", "text": "So friggin good.  I got the cookie dough cinnamon roll.  I don't think I have had a cinnamon roll this tasty in my life.  Can't wait to go back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iPm384F61sMDKDqHmwVhYg", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_o41kgyJ5Bcgn_LllbfqWA", "text": "I got the mocha almond cinnamon roll the other day and it was quite good! It was pretty big (it costed me $5), and I don't think my student discount did me any good. I love how they have a huge variety of toppings though! And as a vegan...I love the entire concept! On the other hand, (being the health conscious person I am) if they had a variety of \"healthier\" cinnamon rolls (whole grains anyone?), or a smaller option, that would be nice too! I can't wait to come back and try out another interesting flavor...it'll be half the day in calories, but I'm sure it'll be worth it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yN58kjtt_Kv91yc3ZteNg", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oe1lTHT87SfugQ9HmIWL6g", "text": "Ooooohhhhhh mmmmmyyyyyyy GGGGGooooooddddddd  I am in love with this place.  I have been twice, once back in March and then yesterday.  By far the best choice is the Old Skool I think.  I tried a fancy one my first time, and while it was good, it seemed a little overdone.  My fault!!  I should have kept it simple.  Got the Old Skool yesterday and I thought I would s**t my pants when I ate it on the way home in the car.  These are (thankfully) must smaller than anything from Cinnabon but still my husband was blown away when I finished it in like less than 5 minutes!  I could have eaten like 50 more, so it's good that I don't live in Berkeley.  \nI have had vegan cinnamon rolls before, but none have ever been like this.  Sweet, of course, but not too sweet, and soft and chewy.  It was even cold when I ate it and I didn't even care.\nI will be going back to this place again and again and again every time I'm in Berkeley!!\nThank you Cinnaholic for making my Sunday!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kSiwBkptGzjeGJh5wG6q3w", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ONO6agPRHO8kjqEjDp0NWw", "text": "Finally got around the trying the vegan cinnamon buns.  I've bookmarked this place for a long time now.  I've never had a vegan cinnamon bun before and I'm not Vegan but I must say that the cinnamon bun didn't blow me away.  Maybe because I haven't tried a whole lot of vegan pastries so I don't know if this is actually good considering that it's vegan or not.  But usually I would think that a cinnamon roll/bun would be kinda chewy - theirs was soft.  I order the special which had berries and granola on top.  It cost $4.  I agree that it's kind of pricey for a cinnamon bun.  The cinnamon bun tasted good, but the texture wasn't so great.  The staff was really nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kKaR0_JvZW00IlvgJvntIw", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oopQW0qeF_I6ZS37ni-vPw", "text": "I first went to Cinnaholic after all the craze and went for their classic normal roll with regular frosting.  I also got hazelnut frosting on the side.  The roll itself was a bit dry, but the hazelnut frosting was delicious.  Overall though, the frosting coudn't make up for sub-par cinnamon roll itself.  \n\nThe second time I went there, I got there maple special roll, which had walnuts on top.  Again, the roll (which is freshly baked but just not flavorful, rich, or moist enough) was unsatisfying.  If the walnuts were candied or something, then it might have been special, but they were just regular walnuts thrown on top.\n\n\nMy major gripes: \n-unflavorful roll that is not moist or rich; hardly cinnamon flavor\n-really small roll for $4 - $5; I would much rather get something much fancier and delicious for Crixa Cakes or something for much less\n\n\n\nStaff is nice.  Limited seating.  But sub-par product.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yv2Ygt5GH9xYJPNLG3Z0Uw", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ou3n4zv61l0GE1v_iANwUw", "text": "Wowzers!\nThese are hands down the best cinnamon rolls that I have ever tasted! The entire thing taste like the inner most circle of typical cinnamon rolls- need I say more? They have so many options for flavors, topping and frosting! Wow and to think they are vegan is perplexing to say the least- sweetened with beets or something. I am still in shock of how good these things are.\n\nI consider these a major dessert. Thats why I wish they were opened later and their store had more seating. It is best to take these to go and eat them some where picnicy with a coffee ( hint* starbucks is right around the corner!) ..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WBJEmLS5EzeNcde_EUOzkg", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oXSFrc5NW2YqUS2BkqgMYA", "text": "SO TASTY! I got a roll with orange frosting and it was so good. I also got a shot of root beer frosting to go, but was a little afraid to try it. The idea of root beer frosting didn't sound too good. But let me tell you, it was freaking delicious. MMMMM.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Sz2CevxvMvsdt1tLglxFPw", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OzGZY0Ng-xHYL7MiUepIpA", "text": "I live in North Oakland but never really get over to campus area to often so I decided to check out Center St.  I'm walking around and run into this place and just get pulled in by the smell!  Customizable \"vegan\" cinnamon rolls?!  Really?  They are so tasty and I really like the daily special idea because it helps when you are overwhelmed by the toppings.  I take mine home and pop em in the micro for 15 secs and you are good to go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nWSiwbK5Ke-_4LMAz1uIJg", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p5QW9mYyyngPNmfYNMpS_Q", "text": "This is my GO- TO SPOT for a quick sugar fix.  The cinnamon rolls come out soft and warm, and you can ask to have an array of toppings to put on your roll. Whenever my parents come to visit me from out of town, we make it a point to stop off here.  Luckily, I discovered this gem on a living social voucher I paid $5 for $10 worth of baked goods.  Awesome!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "li4MC_morWY3X9MB2yRviQ", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p9_yAYz4BOsyjGQcBF1pSQ", "text": "Cinnaholic! You are so swwwweeeeeeeeeett! My faves are the Old Skool, butter pecan, and the smores one. The people who work there are extremely nice and friendly. And it's right next to Saturn Cafe! Get a vegan burger and fries, and then go get a cinnamon roll for dessert! Whoohoo!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CSbiJil3zE2COK2qnTYwdA", "date": "2011-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PbkPry9DSHLblDPxLpmHug", "text": "Vegan Cinnamon rolls??? My first thought was gross...but after I tried it...OMG It's sooooo good!!! I prefer this over Cinnabon any day! We got it right when it came out of the oven so it was still hot. Pure bliss! =)\n\nThe only thing I didn't like was how you have to pay 50 cents for each topping...and they aren't that generous with it =/ When i chose strawberries...I expected many slices on top; however, there were only 3 small slices...NOT EVEN A WHOLE STRAWBERRY FOR 50 CENTS..?! It's okay though, I still enjoyed every bite!\n\nTIP: Make sure you show them your student ID to get the regular roll for only $3!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rYJ-o5TwiEj7XMysXOU43A", "date": "2011-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pniztLnDmonlhDshutbjpw", "text": "I don't know what to say other than this is pretty much the best place for any baked goods anywhere in the bay area.  I will plan my whole weekend around these delicious cinnamon rolls - and I've taken friends who didn't like cinnamon who confirm that ALL of their goodies are delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "d5NNnL8xxeSJP_20H4SGkg", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pv_BBJXeFFfE8kRvcs8vJA", "text": "These rolls are the real deal and I usually eat through a whole Cinnabon on my own - but this place has actual choices for frostings and toppings. I have been here on two occasions and both times the rolls were so delicious. I even ordered a cinna-cake once for a friend's b-day. You walk in there and its very simplistic in its decor - you would think you entered one of those upscale cupcake bakeries - the iPad payment process is neat. The staff is friendly and the establishment is very laid back. It's a bummer there's no south bay location. However, now they are able to ship!!!! I recently ordered a half dozen for my special someone and they were easy to work with in terms of shipping over a weekend. Not only are the rolls worth the drive - but, this is some of the most top notch customer service I've ever received.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BI85sphM_sVB6hk6f3LClQ", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "py9AUgKSPyrozGgJhD0ReA", "text": "This is the best place ever! It's such a funky Berkeley eatery. They have kick-ass VEGAN cinnamon buns. The staff is always really nice and energetic. It can get a bit busy since it's right near Cal, but it's well worth the wait for a roll, especially if it means you'll get a fresh one. There are tons of options for toppings and frostings (all vegan friendly), and you can make your own yummy combinations, or choose from pre-made combos. I definitely recommend Cinnaholic.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "We7MMNQTElxZ6cD--4V4Xw", "date": "2012-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q16omdI_OygijVjBrON1uQ", "text": "Just stopped by this cute shop yesterday with a friend. There are endless choices here and the girl at the counter was extremely helpful in helping us make a choice.\n\nWe ended up getting one of the special pie cinnamon buns, blackberry. It was big enough for the two of us to split and be satisfied. Can't believe that it was vegan! The dough was delectable. \n\nTotally would recommend people to go try it out. And they do offer discounts to Cal students, which is definitely a plus, since their prices are a bit steep.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LRqQiuBvA4TDyyCtbeGjDQ", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QFpmfyHIyQPTFsMNK12A1A", "text": "I went here a few weeks ago and had a remarkable taste-bud experience. I discovered Cinnaholic via Instagram App for iPhone when an acquaintance posted a delicious looking photo of a pecan cinnamon roll. \n\nSo I checked it out on yelp to find that it was only a 15 minute bus ride from my house AND there was a check in deal. Delicious. I ate that cinnamon roll and immediately wanted another four! hah... Delicious. Totally going back on my next day off.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jvUGjr0dDPJS5-Xa8e7baQ", "date": "2011-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qjTYyZU7199hlZYoQqrN2w", "text": "I can imagine dying ungracefully while consuming one of these sugary treats, and I'll always think of Jim Gaffigan's bit on Cinnabon, but at least I'd die happy.  And I better have eaten the whole thing prior to croaking.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OaRk-RwFEzfOtc45ff0fGA", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qm2UZUYyGETZEMJ9A0Vhqw", "text": "Okay I had the gone bananas which was soooo good, it had kind of a bananas foster feel,  and the strawberry pie is to die for.  These are very good and I would like to try more and I will very soon.  Please give it a try you have many choices to choose from be creative.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SH4XFtBdqM5bAyXhJ6x23A", "date": "2010-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QQL2EFhg9gStvCcs4f-88w", "text": "First visit here. The overwhelmingly number of 5 stars makes me think I might have missed something. Regardless, I wanted to give it a shot after passing by the small store so many times. \n\nMenu has a variety of toppings/frostings/specialties. And the moment you walk in, there is a display of some of the rolls that you can customize and whatnot. I ended up with the special which was apple pomegranate because...it was the daily special...Anyways, it was okay. A little bit on the sweeter side for 11 am in the morning, but I definitely appreciated the fact that it was warm and fresh. Lady behind the counter was nice too, so that was cool. \n\nPrice starts at a basic for $4, and keeps adding. Likely paying a little more than what you're getting, but I'm not regretting that I tried it. If you're wondering whether to try it for the first time, then that's a yes. I don't know if I could come back on some timely basis, however.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fOBDJdEoxV5q0557hsCyCw", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QrG3hx-6S-JboEmmP1H8BA", "text": "Cute place, custom cinnamon rolls, and reasonable prices!\n\nI came here to get breakfast for my boyfriend and I. I got a cinnamon roll with peaches and pina colada frosting MMMM so good! And I got him a cinnamon roll with vanilla frosting and strawberries + blueberries. Admittedly, his looked much prettier...\n\nThe variety and possible combinations of cinnamon rolls here are amazing, giving people plenty of reasons to come back. I also really liked the service here - I was the only one there that morning, so the guy behind the counter would make friendly conversation with me while he made my cinnamon rolls (about classes, life, my day, etc), so I didn't feel impatient at all while waiting as he carefully crafted the desserts.\n\nI can't wait to come back and try some bananas on my cinnamon rolls!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q-sgJSFqxeFLs5X1cahuGA", "text": "Great concept and great food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "d5DEgbN2rz7nbykFMhJ8kA", "date": "2011-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qZ4UrETUHERJLtFc1DtStQ", "text": "Very nice staff! My bff and I wanted something peanut butter and chocolate and voila! She suggests the daily special which is a chocolate chip peanut butter banana cinnamon roll and mmmm~ It was delicious! Although I wish I had heated it up because it's not as enjoyable when it's at room temp.  I also wish that the insides were a bit more gooey-er and cinnamony. \n\nI do love how you can customize your own cinnamon roll and all the different flavors that they offer!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9M0ohQnRDNjvoXngGgCkiQ", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RCI9XwSo9ZIDoR48-V5YVA", "text": "Super delicious vegan cinnamon roles!  I've come on numerous occasions.  Even my (omnivorous) family loved this place.  The bakers are very friendly and accommodative.  Once I placed an order the night before an event for two dozen cinnamon role cupcakes and they were able to prepare them by 9am the next morning.  I would highly recommend Cinnaholic to anyone and everyone.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MKxLohW6ttJT0xZf7WArPQ", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rdlf1JoVSEG2S1lNQqwGpw", "text": "DELICIOUS CUSTOMIZED CINNAMON ROLLS!! Seriously, it's so hard to choose what flavor I want because the options are nearly endless...and can't believe these are VEGAN (you can't tell AT ALL). Finally found a dessert that I don't feel guilty indulging in.. =p", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rStrYkNcaqbIOB7wcMmzhQ", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rDlxSo4Z58vZejbyQ2OsSw", "text": "Hmmmmm, I never thought I'd be hooked on a vegan treat....guess what??? I am!!!! I visited here with a classmate for the first time on a Friday afternoon, and I must say, I'm hooked! I wasn't sure what to order, so I had a simple cinnamon roll (Old School Roll) as they call it, topped with shredded coconut flakes. Yummmm! The roll was so warm and just sweet enough (not too much, not too little).\n\nI would have rated 5hot stars, but I took off a star for the price and the demeanor of the employees. They weren't mean or anything, but they kinda had an attitude..\n\n..I think this is gonna my fave spot whenever I'm on campus and craving something sweet. Plus, show your CAL student ID card and get a discount!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4U-ebVXOz369oQF7Z7V55w", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "roH-mt1Fh60h5ZgcXoNz-g", "text": "Yummy! \n\nMade a special trip to Berkley to use our Groupon and it was completely worth it, I didn't know vegan could taste so good. The frosting is definitely the best part of the roll and is chocked full of sugar.  My only negative is their was not a lot of cinnamon in the cinnamon roll.\n\nMy husband decided to get the Oreo Overload which was vanilla icing, Oreo pieces and chocolate chips. He said it was definitely a sugar overload (pun intended) but that is what he was looking for. I got the Blackberry Pie roll which was vanilla icing, graham cracker crumble and blackberries of course. \n\nAlthough Berkley is a 35 minute BART ride from our home; we will be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "II92_Cg4fDS9o1fq3nXAEA", "date": "2011-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RrrkTO5ut96JFYIvSA7LFw", "text": "Don't be afraid of the \"Vegan\" label, if your into baked goods (especially cinnamon rolls) this place will not disappoint.  I'm more of a traditionalist and ordered their no frills cinnamon roll.  Anyone can topple on loads of sweet things with an attempt to \"shock and awe\" the sweet seeker but when you can do it with your \"base\" , nuff said!  This cinnamon roll was topped with just enough vanilla frosting to allow for equal parts dough to sugar input.  But it wasn't like you needed to use the frosting to help choke down the tough outer ring of the roll like soo many other places.  This roll was supple from the first bite of the outer ring till the nirvana center.  It was an act of god that I didn't march right back in and get another one.  If your looking for sweets look no further", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yOPayxfwJ-gpFcjTlv8bXg", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RYM5bVF__iwfSwVFw4JbAQ", "text": "Cinnaholic is amazing. The cinnamon rolls are freshly baked all day, and it makes all the difference in the world. My favorite rolls are the pie rolls, especially peach. The light fruit balances the richness of the rolls. I had a bite of both the smore and cookie dough rolls. While they're delicious, they're a bit too rich for my liking.\nThere's no reason not to come here if you're in the Bay Area. I just hope they start making a coconut frosting soon!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AKmBe_htKJ3FPqe7f_tqZA", "date": "2011-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s5TVI5jDIRzrna5xLd3RNw", "text": "Yes, nice, sweet buns but I wonder why all so much fuss. Plus (or rather minus), the staff - totally uninterested in service. I was the only person trying to buy while the man behind the counter kept on chatting with his two friends. I felt like he is doing me a favor selling a bun for $5 (no receipt, no thank you).  Maybe it's the vegan attitude...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KFN4u7r-54JTXZQ69BeYdw", "date": "2011-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SaqKiBL__24DUZ5Dw6wajA", "text": "I came here for the first time during finals week of Summer 2010 (while vegan).\nI came here again during freshman year (while vegan).\nAnd I made a third return recently after bio 1A lab (after Guate. aka I will eat almost anything).\n\nWhat do all these events have in common? I was stressed as HECK.\nSomething about a warm, gooey, cinnamon bun customized to your liking is so satisfying.\n\nService is friendly. Food is good. (I actually wanted to apply to work here)\n\nI'm sad they don't have their $4 daily specials anymore :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cEgjnI88GX6Gy2KcDVXN5Q", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SlOS-SLk0I0uDfCuHdNX8w", "text": "I didn't even notice/know that these sweet yummy buns were vegan. I didn't care! They were good! my boyfriend and i shared the daily special for the day. i forgot what it was called but it had caramel frosting and fresh apples, i wanted to order another one but i had to practice some self control! i recommend this place, everyone should go now!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m24mN87yOtvdIb8dDXOqCw", "date": "2011-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SM0tiqJrGMmgumqfbUXSDQ", "text": "My husband and I are addicted to this place. The food is awesome and decadent (by decadent I mean like eating a big slice of rich cheese cake decadent: rich, heavy, gooey, thick). The prices are reasonable; ost of the (very creative) specialty rolls are around 5bucks.  I highly suggest the cookie dough! The staff are genuinely nice, laid back, and professional all at the same time. The atmosphere is clean, sanitary, simple, and hip. \nAnd the food is vegan, down to the marshmallows and cookie dough. This place kicks ass.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UH1sfbvTQwkravtDgW7j4g", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sqyi8jyW4z8_70Ut-z0b9w", "text": "this place is the cutest!  and i'm not just talking about their limited edition snail hearts cinnamon roll t-shirt.  we stood there staring at the endless combinations of frostings and toppings before using our groupon to purchase a s'mores specialty roll and a lemon frosting/strawberry topped creation we invented.  so delicious.   chocolate soy milk was the perfect beverage to enjoy these rolls at one of the tables outside on the sidewalk.  then we somehow walked 3 doors down and stuffed ourselves again at saturn cafe.  college kids these days are so lucky!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pvg3Cok-C3jUzN7Dr5Hirg", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sRJsy-CEfYYtbR0vggTatw", "text": "O.M.G. Speechless. Nothing to say, except GO HERE. Now. Seriously. Just go here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Eqvga__V9x_TTqB_PIP3qw", "date": "2011-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "StopFs6twktsVSZTlHK3jw", "text": "I've had better cinnamon rolls for cheaper. \n\nThe student discount was a pleasant surprise, though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pDo8yJjcUapgbq84ZB7ifA", "date": "2010-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SVzQPGZehGaFQv0FHilKHg", "text": "This is definitely my go-to dessert spot when I feel like I need a break from studying at the Starbucks nextdoor. \n\nThe staff here is super super nice! \n\nThe specialty rolls are normally $5, but everyday they have a \"special-of-the-day\" where a particular specialty cinnamon roll is only $4! You can also make your own roll! \n\nThey make everything to order, so it's always super fresh and warm when you get it (who doesn't love warm fluffy dough dripping with frosting?) \n\nThey have a bunch of toppings and different flavored frosting, so the possibilities are endless!! \n\nFor all the Instagrammers - Cinnaholic also has an Instagram (@cinnaholic) and everyday they post a picture and description of their special-of-the-day! \n\nThey also have a frequent buyer card - after buying 10 rolls, you get one for freeeeeeeee!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ouMxQRZDyS0BDNbTSJdo_Q", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T66B9Qqycs64w7DCDpbpjg", "text": "The best damn cinnamon roll you've ever had. Yes it's vegan, but you would never know it. There are campy punk-rock decorations, tons of delicious frosting flavors and toppings, mini-cinnabuns, brownies, a creative special every time, and a student discount. I cannot overstate how good these taste- especially straight out of the oven. Drool.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HEG5YSUu8Txp694lVFOenQ", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TcdiKngw0-3cSnPZQD5CBA", "text": "Best cinnamon rolls ever, vegan or not. Excellent texture, not too sweet. Millions of choices in terms of toppings and frosting, but if you just want a good old-fashioned cinnamon roll, you can't go wrong with the Old School Roll. Parking is definitely a pain, so go in the morning on a weekday if you're driving. I'll be returning to try their more adventurous rolls, but I have a feeling that the Old School Roll is already my favorite.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KlTMEgYWxgW-GVY_tX3euw", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "td78qrrqJbs5JIZxlkhKBA", "text": "4 stars for DELICIOUS cinnamon buns! frosting was as good as Cinn-a-bon, only vegan! the variety of toppings is overwhelming... \n\nminus 1 star for atmosphere.... there wasn't any. at all. also... the display case was super sparse.  there are so many topping choices and no way of really telling what seems like a good idea... perhaps a book of photos of different buns that people have put together.... just to help people visualize what is possible. \n\nanyhow... it was a damn good bun", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HC6HEZ3k2I47jkaFhnB3Cg", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tIfPSwnblplj3anznsdP5g", "text": "Wonderful tasty treats with wonderful choices for add ins.  My little one was excited to see it made.  The food is so tasty and the service so kind that one can overlook the vegan factor and how long it takes to order.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8QS-7I04SbgWBXv-EqB0JQ", "date": "2011-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TNgh_CniRX22dZ5faHymTA", "text": "Yelp tip: Check in before you walk in, I checked in after I inhaled my food then got a check-in offer for free frosting or topping.\n\nWhen visiting the Bay Area, Cinnaholic is a MUST! I've been here three times, but have had six cinnamon rolls, service is always great, limited seating, but they put it in a to-go box and you can enjoy it across the street on campus. Please open one in Los Angeles!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-aH_2U2kHGBebRIiupT5Mg", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tu0E_RJh6H2o_-JKE-BIKw", "text": "Hi, I'm Aaron. And I'm a Cinnaholic.\n\nWhenever I think of that warm gooey cinnamon center, I just can't resist. Soo good. Soo addictive. No wonder they can get away with charging crack prices.\n\nIf you've never been, here's how it works. This place is vegan, but you'd never know it. You get a cinnamon bun as a base, and you can customize it with any flavor of icing (such as regular, strawberry, caramel, butterscotch, maple, etc) and any topping (such as brownie bits, cookie dough, bananas, strawberries, etc). You pay upwards of $5 and your cinnamon bun is ready to go within 3 minutes. Make sure to ask for the customer loyalty card - you'll be back.\n\nAlso, for best results: ask for one fresh out of the oven and extra frosting.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "naf_HPegDWMcIhbgZ4P8gQ", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tU38t0bGR9rcbSFSuDvwbg", "text": "A big fan of pastries and a sweet tooth aching, I was excited to try Cinnaholic.  I remember the first time I tried Cinnabon and how amazing it was so I had the same state of mind coming in to this small store.  At the front of the counter are the day's specials.  Cinnaholic's main deal is a cinnamon roll with toppings.  But how clever they are.  Topping combinations that you've never even heard of for cinnamon rolls!  I rolled the dice and tried the cookie dough special.  The staff member gave me a hot one right out the oven!  She hooked it up with the toppings and handed me the warm gooey goodness.  It was soft, warm, soo delicious!  Best of all it wasn't so big and sweet to make your tummy ache.   It was just enough to walk away satisfied.\nThanks Cinnaholic!  I'll be back!\nStreet parking is tough in this area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P7V1gC2K41B7I2CJc3bkfQ", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TuCVuMjgDnoNLEwYYD_iUg", "text": "only THE WORLD'S BEST CINNAMON ROLLS!!!  perfect in every way.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "B7ffYTnKL2TlkVD-92MHEw", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TUSzbU3EjmEMGWTjeKPzOg", "text": "Ok, so I tried this place out because I bought a groupon and it is AMAZING!  Not only is it vegan, but it's SO GOOD!  I had the \"Go Banana\" - banana frosting, fresh bananas, chocolate syrup, walnuts!  What more could you ask for??  I will be back!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XBGZrQgq1zefdVMEUD0qog", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tvG87Md2wxAz3a99CtFy8g", "text": "OH. MY..... so delicious!! I started by taking one bite from my bun....that one bite turned into two, then three. After eating half of the darn thing, I decided to save it for later as an after-workout treat. Unfortunately, right when I closed the to-go box, my mouth started to water and I started to have some withdrawal symptoms. Not a good sign, so I had to remedy it by eating the rest of my bun. I normally have fantastic self-control seeing as I'm a vegan and all, but SHEESH. I really could not get enough of this bun. Absolutely glorious! I will have to come back ASAP!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w1Kx0pLwThUc9CmwP8UWRg", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U04qbUOpLdIqixB48i6m_w", "text": "A friend of mine was giving her dissertation proposal to a group of professors, and it's apparently departmental policy to provide snacks to your committee. A professor on her committee eats vegan, so she asked me to run to Cinnaholic and pick up 4 cinnamon rolls.\n\nDespite having walked by the storefront about a thousand times, I had no clue this place was a vegan cinnamon roll store. And, after tasting the cinnamon rolls, I am convinced that if no one had told me beforehand that these rolls were vegan, that I still would have no clue. I'm not averse to vegan food, but I really was surprised at how rich the frosting and roll were without butter or cream. I'm not about to go vegan or anything, but if it were somehow healthy to eat only cinnamon rolls on a vegan diet, I would so do it.\n\nWhile I was waiting for the rolls to be prepared (they're all made fresh! I got to watch them come out of the oven!), I couldn't help but admire how adorable the interior of the store is. Neat displays of mouth-watering rolls, checkered tile floor, hand-written signs. I was also inappropriately excited at how they check out using an iPad app, where you can get your receipt emailed to you. So much efficiency! \n\nAs long as you've got ~$4 and 10 minutes to wait, you can look forward to the best vegan dessert ever. TREAT YO SELF.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LPiggWfuGlqp-ZCpWRjjAw", "date": "2012-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UlHbvaMpz-m-atp85C9z0g", "text": "Maple frosting with strawberries! The end. No, really, this is an incredible place. They pretty much just do cinnamon rolls, and they do them well. Do yourself a favor next time you're feeling a little less than super and go get one of these rolls.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UXy-oQEZBSOXGuEKVaocPw", "date": "2011-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UQ64EiRkBQjsbghiX9N2Bw", "text": "I waited 3 months after I found out about this place till my birthday to indulge in the deliciousness that is cinnaholic.  My creation was root beer icing with hazelnuts and chocolate chips.  It was everything I dreamed it to be, I can't wait for the next special occasion.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ybzuQcB4JVI05qgxW2gCDg", "date": "2011-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uUJqLQblYigYeZKDIX-TUQ", "text": "I think it kind of goes without saying that Cinnaholic is incredible. Try one, you'll be hooked.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tQm3jJICIpnnsTj46bIXag", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UvkpLDWJFZZFjDf3yrIeWQ", "text": "Found out about this place through groupon. I was really excited to try it after reading all the positive reviews. I didn't even know cinnamon rolls were part of a vegan's vocabulary! \n\nI was immediately memorized by the delicious, lonely, single cinnamon rolls in the front case, which I found out were the specialty rolls ($5). Picked out the blackberry pie, mocha almond fudge, and the fudge brownie. All were delicious. They all had the same standard cinnamon roll base - the only difference was the frosting and toppings. \n\nyou can create your own by choosing different frosting and topping combos, but I was too excited to notice the actual menu in the back 'til after I ordered. \n\nService was great. The guy was friendly and personable and answered all my questions. \n\nDo regular cinnamon rolls taste better? Yeah. But, since they're not, I was blown away. I still can't believe they're vegan. My tummy sure couldn't tell :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Nuk54dt8Osk8ghUhpuNxqQ", "date": "2012-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vb8-ahjFoaWM1kYeWo6gfw", "text": "Wow, super delicious!!! We did a vegan roadtrip from LA, and this was, by far, my favorite stop on the whole trip. It was so awesome, we went back the next day and took some to go.\n\nI got my roll with coffee frosting and chocolate chips...WOW!! So good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SiWQxxfM39uLi4xTQ9cLxA", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vNNoisqOx_hg7KntWPQWvw", "text": "Lovely place for an occasional vegan treat (occasional is the operative word; the different flavors and combos all run pretty close together so I wouldn't be able to have it more than once every few months).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RsEIOPkstRjfMP6Keh6cXw", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vOq2xyTyaif54ESA3JQiDw", "text": "i absolutely love this place. Pure ~DECADENCE~ and its always very tasty. My favorite has this really yummy maple  cream and chopped apples. \n\nSO YUMMY. Great place to go for dessert. And they're so big; I usually end up sharing just one.  \n\nHighly recommend for any vegan or non.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kPVLRa1irsUqwzzAw_KQCQ", "date": "2012-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VvMdxnXj_bh6Y38IRfiWMg", "text": "I've tried this place a few times and it is not very consistent. On my first visit I got the Old Skool roll, which was served piping hot and was delicious. The next time I went I got the banana roll and asked them to scale back on some of the sweet topppings - even for my sweet tooth, chocolate chips, chocolate sauce, icing, bananas and nuts was just too much. Even with removing the chocolate sauce, it was just way too sweet and there were seriously like only 4 small banana slices on it.  The last time I went I had to wait for 15 minutes while they made more rolls and the clerk didn't tell me this until after I ordered, which was frustrating. Overall, it is a fun concept and can be a sweet alternative to traditional dessert or a morning pastry, but be prepared to be surprised at how expensive it can be - and bring cash - they charge you for using a debit or credit card.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KBrl1H_sGHytx3DWibpAwg", "date": "2010-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vY1tMfNmu5EPcx3t1jHYPA", "text": "Drink a lot of water when you eat one of these buns. They are rich and sweet, but soooooooooooooooooooooo good. I got a sugar high just looking at it LOL", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hYNZCzNWmluN9AMKG7cCBQ", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W5csczsVlpcPHj5yV-OSkQ", "text": "Yup, totally great! \n\nAmazing food and lovely people!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EuAdlPFIHD2jqmcDyG-Bwg", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-w8njrSESxYolpasFNlH-Q", "text": "Yum!!! I made a point to go here right after it opened. I am not a vegan, but I try to support and eat as much vegan as possible. This place is great. The store is tiny with two small benches outside for instant enjoyment. Or you can always walk across Oxford St. and sit in the park. Their coffee is good and strong. I recommend lemon frosting with pomegranate seeds. : )", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n8rgkYwsqgxYoBpAwmVbRA", "date": "2011-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WC3802WwPLaRXQHUzuNGmg", "text": "Cinnaholic is not only a vegan delight but blows Cinnabon out of the water.  I have NEVER tasted anything as amazing as their cinnamon rolls.  I used to frequent here when they first opened and then unfortunately moved far, far away to a land with hardly any vegan food and have been utterly sad ever since 2 weeks ago when I tasted the amazing goodness again.  In the past two weeks I have eaten more rolls then should be allowed and I promise you I would rather eat one of their rolls then have sex.  Yes, I promise you they are that good!\n\nThe employees are super friendly and are always willing to help with any questions you may have.  There are way too many options so I like for them to surprise me and I have never been disappointed.  Plus they all seem super happy to work there, where do you see that anymore?\n\nThe only problem I have, besides there isn't one by me any longer, is that the rolls aren't always hot when you get them.  I love them nice and warm so they are ooey gooey on the inside.  yum, yum, yum.\n\nPlease bring Cinnaholic to Salt Lake City, I will quit my job and run your shop.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "27JPu9QGalbW-1k-jYRCUA", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wFeu-WDgVln1GdcQ2fC7kA", "text": "Who: Husband and me before a day of shopping in Berkeley.\nWhat: My own Cinnabun! \nWhen: Saturday morning. No line! Warm bun!\nWhy: Excellent, tasty, vegan! And customized to what you want...What else can you ask for in a Cinnabun place?! Friendly service as well, and very well priced. (Easy parking, seating outside, and near a Starbucks if you want coffee).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8xT9rUc_QgO8gB3yorwnhQ", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wghk6DOs3_BRkeOdLeUiVA", "text": "This place makes *the* most amazing cinnamon rolls. The staff is always smiling and helpful, the place is clean and fun, and they have a huge selection of toppings. Cinnaholic makes the the trip to downtown Berkeley worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ob_5loJXUjRk3XhmzG5HzQ", "date": "2010-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wMMk6bfX-6R3U1lcIoKPbQ", "text": "I heard about Cinnaholic on twitter and I was oh so excited! I live in Los Angeles so I had place an order on line. They don't ship the toppings, so I did not get the full Cinnaholic experience BUT my cinnamon roll was DELISH! \n\nI was not happy with how the rolls arrived. I understand they have to wrap them in plastic wrap to keep the \"freshness\" but I thought they would at least come in a cute box (I am all about packaging!)\n\nsee pic's on my blog www.sickofeatingsidedishes.com", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8DThx9Ct9rCXmJT6NrZ94w", "date": "2011-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X3cnTXzoMHJsVJP6WoVuNA", "text": "The best decision you will make!. Customize your gluten free Cinnamon Roll to your liking. Don't want it sitting in the frosting all day? Put the frosting on the side. Don't want all the extra calories from the butter and gunk? No problem. This is a \n   \n    Dairy/lactose-free\n    Egg-free\n    Cholesterol-free\n    Lower in saturated fat\n    Made with heart-healthy soy\n    Sweetened with beet sugar\n\n\n Cinnamon Roll. Placed in an environmentally friendly to-go box. \n AMAZING! DELICIOUS! and Guilt-Free!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J_pljOfe85CWVYHf0wasZw", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X4BJ8ufUCM6IpVOV0MC-5A", "text": "I wasn't in the mood for a huge roll, but I was curious to try out this legendary vegan cinnamon roll shop, so I stopped in and got a \"baby bun,\" a two-bite pastry which was the perfect size for impulse sampling. I paid an extra quarter to doll it up with maple frosting and walnuts, and it was the best $1.50 I spent today. \n\nMy fancied-up baby bun was tasty and satisfying. I was surprised by how rich the flavor was, especially since my favorite home recipe is little more than a thinly veiled vector for butter. The bun itself was a good balance of sweet and spice, though the dominant flavors were from the nuts and frosting. This bun is definitely meant to be a palette for the many intriguing topping options, which is where Cinnaholic displays their creativity and where the fun is to be had.\n\nThe only factor that makes me unlikely to become a regular is the concept. Truth be told, when I want to customize, I bake my own pastries, and I go to bakeries when I want choices made for me. If I baked less, I might come here more. But I may return for another taste test anyway, to steal ideas!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5GnC42UXzxgnMrYFPNx_SQ", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x4syO54Rapp4K9-mUQNu_g", "text": "I don't care much for the Old Skool rolls (your classic cinnamon roll), so I always go for the more unique frosting flavors. Maple with any combination of nuts is usually pretty fantastic.\n\nIf decision-making isn't really your strong suit, go for a specialty roll or ask one of the always-friendly and helpful staff for suggestions. I recently tried Oreo Explosion, which was pretty good (I'm not even that much of an Oreo fan, so hey). The specialty pie rolls are delicious, too; the brown sugar-oatmeal crumble takes a perfectly good buns up a notch and actually makes sense as a cinnamon roll topping.\n\nWhenever I come here, the rolls are always warm, fresh, and dressed to order--nice as an occasional indulgence for vegans and non-vegans alike.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pT2KCGrMoR9C0nEFp3dHtw", "date": "2012-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XCswwwBHrjg0XehaD1_wnQ", "text": "a place completely dedicated to cinnamon rolls - what a great idea. \n\ni treated myself to a warm cinnamon roll with vanilla frosting and whole hazelnuts. they have such a huge selection of frosting flavors and toppings, so there's a combination for every palate. next time, i'll ask them to go lighter on the frosting though.\n\nthey are also a paper-less establishment - all orders taken on an ipad and receipts can be emailed to you if needed (but really who needs the receipt anyway.)\n\ni'm just glad that this place wasn't around when i was at school there. my freshman 15 would have been more like freshman 50!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L9bfjN1dwA7S53CVnSH9mA", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xp4PCFXTrmjIWqj2dPb64Q", "text": "Yum yum yum yum.\nThey were playing Joy Division when we went in. \n\nThis place is super alty with cute tattooed girls working and fun art on the chalkboard menu.\n\nI got the pumpkin spice frosting with pecans and my fiance has the daily special which was lime frosting with cookie dough. \n\nWe will be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "93HRMPCCWrtdfH86bM5HgA", "date": "2012-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XPbm5cxFmSvzWODzbMncVg", "text": "cinnaholic is the place you take non-vegans and dare i say anti-vegans and make 'em EAT IT!\n\nthey will love it and so will you.... \n\nthe end.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tTZc45XDz-Jo9Jjh2c_d2w", "date": "2012-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xsn78WIwlV128eZ5IkJUKA", "text": "These cinnamon rolls are the best dessert iv eaten in my life. There are so many options on what you can put on them. Even people who aren't vegan that have tried them would never either know there vegan. Far far better then a cinnabon.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7WMqjRnaMK_9jlCbjkXMTg", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xtDR3ImQYnh_WQ_R689Y-A", "text": "I hate to exactly repeat what other Yelpers are saying but gosh darn it this place is amazing. It's a vegan bakery but believe me you'll never tell the difference. There's a lot of options for signature flavor cinnamon rolls, or you can customize your own from the variety of toppings and frostings they have. I went with the oreo explosion signature roll with added caramel frosting (free frosting or topping choice with your Yelp check-in!) \n\nSweet jesus this is the most delicious cinnamon roll I've ever had. The roll itself was just so fluffy, and the toppings made for a new flavor experience that made me wonder why more places don't allow you to customize your cinnamon rolls. \n\nCinnaholic gets five stars for the cinnamon roll alone, but I'd give it another five stars for the tip jars (superman vs batman - who gets your money?), the friendly service, and pleasant ambience. A great find.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ScIkaBZklernRiUSfJA_Hw", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xUskf9kd4_Y5ZoyxxcEdxg", "text": "OMG! This place is amazingly finger licking good. If you have a student I.D. They give you a discount. I'm kind of Old School, so I ordered the original without any topping. Though next time, I'm up for the challenge! It's On! I also love their Pin Boards on Pinterest @ http://pinterest.com/cinnaholic/pins/", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AYdM577-2NhFOc-pSNPPoQ", "date": "2012-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xw2IXUpQriLxTwfwB7uBEQ", "text": "Split a roll with a couple of friends the other day and it was as good as I remembered it.\n\nWe got a roll with hazelnut frosting and chopped pecans.  The only complains I have were that the pecans were chopped too small & had a little bit of a stale texture.\n\nEven though I didn't order a plain Old School roll, I still got the student discount.\n\nStill didn't get the chance to get a freshly baked roll but I guess I just have to keep coming back until (& after) I do.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GE64PcKGFWo_W49PWPb1JQ", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XwEge37qmJF-hHoVLWGskg", "text": "Can we say \"yummaaay\" haha this place is awesome!! The only problem is deciding to be good and not wanting take home more than one cinnamon roll.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VnzddHmMpK7i1QzSXe3z-A", "date": "2011-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XZEe7--97bW2brCwHLeHOw", "text": "Extremely delicious and I couldn't even tell it was Vegan...I would definitely visit again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JJtM8glPGeDq0ARcqnpCwQ", "date": "2012-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y5X-PUmwSyOWwnD0fxOIFw", "text": "I absolutely LOVE cinnamon buns and this place did not disappoint!!! I was critical at first, because come on, how good can a VEGAN cinnamon bun really be??? But with my first bite into that soft, delicious, amazing cinnamon bun, all of my uncertainties melted away. It's reaaalllly good, like really really good. I had the classic with hazelnuts as my topping and my boyfriend had cream soda frosting and cookie dough topping - both were just so good. \n\nA must try if you like sweets, and especially if you like soft, gooey, yummy cinnamon buns :)\n\nAlso, don't forget to bring your CAL student ID because you get a discount if you buy one w/ the classic frosting.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "smNdcrlwPB1W5yMbMIeqhg", "date": "2010-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YAC2GAzPxx1lJStTVZXtdQ", "text": "Delicious amazing cinnamon buns. Irrelevant to me that they're Vegan, in other words they're not delicious & amazing vegan cinnamon buns. They're delicious & amazing & they also happen to not have animal products in them. I'm not sure what in a cinnamon bun would usually have animal products since these buns aren't missing anything (is it like advertising a fat free raisin?). I dunno, maybe traditional cinnamon buns are made with butter.  I've never made them. Their coffee is just ok and their hours are short (they should open earlier).  They are a great establishment and are still growing into their success. In a year they'll have gourmet espresso drinks and be open at 7am. I think as a small business they could definitely afford to make these investments b/c their core product truly is the best out there. They are creative business people too (using iPad for transactions, yelp deals, groupons & punch cards). I see greatness in their future & perhaps some more chains or sale of their goods in local outlets.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gkhKJN4ME3v9_k61vCulPA", "date": "2011-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y_AGWPhY6OFtt62edJeNJA", "text": "This place would be five stars if it weren't so expensive! The cinnamon roll I had, blackberry pie was really yummy, but way over priced. I could get a whole meal for 5-6 dollars! If they lowered their prices I would come here all the time! I am not vegan, but I try to eat less meat and dairy products so its nice to have a dessert option that isn't laden with cream and eggs. You also totally wouldn't know it was vegan if no one told you. The roll is soft and fluffy and the icing is rich and creamy! I don't know how they do it! If I come here again, I think I would want to try the s'mores or oreo one. They looked really good! The service was great, my cinnamon roll was prepared with care and the employees were super nice. I want to come to this place more but the price is too damn high!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "O82go92NIlqcMgKeo82YCw", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yBsgMGvWyk0qiIp5npbQ3w", "text": "These are definitely worth trying (if that's what you were wondering).\n\nI am a super-sweet-tooth kinda person, and this satisfied my need for the sweet stuff. As a tip, look for their daily special as it is a discounted option to trying to make your own crazy concoction. I loved the chocolate syrup, and the cookie dough, and the wonderful gooey-ness of something sticky and chewy over a coulda-sworn-it-was-buttered cinnamon roll.\n\nDo not be afraid to talk to the staff, they have lots of creative combinations you can try, and are more than willing to share their favorite ideas.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "imeykb86iOtaW7IahZvN7A", "date": "2012-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yCUn3G0DOaPVAuEeZcwsNg", "text": "It's gonna sound corny, but I love this place with all my heart  :P\n\nThe best cinnamon rolls and brownies I've ever had in my life! *_* My personal favorites are the strawberry pie roll and an ol skool roll with macadamia nut frosting. My boyfriend loves the smores roll. They also have a million delicious toppings to choose from, cookies(awesome!), coffee, tea and juice. \n\nThe shop itself is always well kept, nicely decorated (simple/elegant/unique) and really nice staff. Their prices are reasonable too. Whole foods and Rainbow grocery tend to charge twice as much for vegan sweets that are good, but aren't made fresh or can even stand a chance to Cinnaholic.\n\nDidn't tell my nephews it was vegan and they had no clue as to vegan or not :) I only wish it was open 7 days and had some better seating but other than that, I totally love this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yrQ_RmkTGnzYwt6Miswm8A", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yeWMMAK7lI0DgXaa9XY_iA", "text": "I moved here for Cinnaholic! Well not just Cinnaholic, but the whole vegan scene of the bay area. I've had a few rolls here and even had them shipped across the country when I lived in NY. Every single one was amazing and so warm and cozy.\n\nI read some reviews that people didn't care for the texture, but I love it. I personally don't like regular cinnamon buns because they're dry and cakey. The doughy, pull apart texture of Cinnaholic's buns is perfect for me. The Old Skool Roll is my fav because it's not too sweet. I've also had the cookie dough roll and coffee and caramel frostings - they were super sweet (and delicious), but what do you expect when you're eating raw cookie dough?! \n\nTwo tips: \n(1)The baby buns are an awesome on-the-go snack as you're passing by. \n(2) Stick the regular frosting in the freezer and eat it with a spoon. It is amazing!\n\nNow that I'm in the bay area I plan to be a regular! Thanks for feeding my sweet-tooth, Cinnaholic!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jd155ayPLcfpgpvRRNLlNw", "date": "2012-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YGkUYwiEwapBftM5rT-MtQ", "text": "quality ingredients and the cutest ladies you will see for miles. the coffee is also locally roasted and super high quality. check this place out!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "40dZRIijLpjEZ_t-PC_FLw", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YhPlxjpVHhpYKiQdI_T3Ow", "text": "Wow! \n\nI got the cinnamon bun with plain frosting, strawberries, and graham crackers, and it was soooo good. Warm, gooey, amazing.\n\nI loved that it did not make me feel as if I would wake up with diabetes the next morning.\n\nHowever, I wish that they had graham cracker pie crust instead of the graham cracker animals; just does not taste as good.\n\nThe girl working there was super nice and I swear, food tastes so much better when the person serving you is not a jerk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8ZJm645AP-pWx_rKh6OBww", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ym1guErj9hUlbnsl6jm1wQ", "text": "Cinnaholic does cinnamon rolls right. These rolls are large, sweet, moist and the icing in gooey. They have a whole list of toppings and frosting to choose from fruit to chocolate. You can really get creative if you feel like it. Wonderfully delicious and all vegan. I had the raspberry frosting and fresh raspberries. The next time I tried one of their specialty rolls the chocolate chip cookie dough roll. This roll was topped with cookie dough, chocolate chips, icing and chocolate syrup. My daughter declared both of the rolls equally good. Great place to visit for a decadent dessert.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YB55wsqgqViDARjZaalkZg", "date": "2010-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YodSNGp7nme_Xm5Dmzn1TQ", "text": "My friend Jenn got me some cinnamon buns from here recently and I fell in love!  I had the \"old school\" which is just your basic cinnamon bun except this one was decadent, absolutely delicious (especially the frosting) and oh, did I mention, VEGAN?  Yeah, that's right.  I'm not a vegan but I always appreciate healthier alternatives that happen to be delicious.  Some friends got some of the fancier buns like Rocky Road or Fudge but I say stick with the basic cinnamon bun, you can't go wrong!  I love the cinnaholic website & aesthetic, Ashley who works there is a sweetheart and I will definitely be telling all my friends about this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Lehu9ZVrCD1NovG0lQ6YhQ", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yUGOlA7d9eZ4kt5szpkubA", "text": "One of the very best dessert places I've found just yesterday, and I now know why: their cinnamon is baked perfectly, and I ordered their Old School cinnamon roll (with a student discounted price of $3.50 with ID!) which really capped my brunch at next-door Sunny Side Cafe... It was really dessert heaven for me! Also has quite comfy outdoor (tall bar-style) seating looking out to Oxford Street, and it's a place that not many people know about unless you know where to look... Their cinnamon for me: 11 out of 10 (extremely outstanding)!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3SVO8PSA-QCDq4CyepSw-A", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yvna14tLsXysYIImYllHVQ", "text": "Props for offering vegan cinnamon rolls to the Berkeley community!\n\nI find their cinnamon roll's okay, can sometimes be a little dry. The fun part is being able to customize the frosting and toppings to your own tastes. Students also get a discount for personalized cinnamon rolls. I like mine with pomegranate frosting and topped with strawberries and brownie pieces. \n\nOverall, I think this place is a unique concept.\nBut I think I may still prefer cinnabon's rolls.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y_wPve-3gg5mc8L9XM19LQ", "text": "I came here two days after my first visit, and it's still just as good. Except, I must say that the cinnamon roll I got on my 2nd visit was MUCH sweeter than the first one. I had a peach pie roll and it was very sweet. Maybe it's due to the fact that I had a cafe au lait the first time and I barely sweetened it to balance the sweetness I would be getting from my blueberry pie roll. I think so...?\n\nAlso, I bought my roll first thing when they opened and brought it home. Kind of a mistake. The edges of the roll did get slightly hard after only a 30 minute drive home, so I suggest eating your roll(s) as soon as you get it! It was still good, though. After the initial layer, it got soft again.\n\nI'm still gonna come back! And I'll be sure to get a cafe au lait or something to balance the sweetness...so far, blueberry pie roll is still my fave!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Kmiu0dzeWTBbp_HZomF5KQ", "date": "2010-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yY_ygUzc03AALIklgW-sPA", "text": "Yum. Yum yum yum. Cinnamon rolls fresh and hot out the oven, you can pick your own frosting flavor and topping. I came here for a lazy sunday (albeit unhealthy) breakfast and wow. Oh, and did I mention they're vegan?! vegan. I'm no vegan but hey, if you can make cinnamon rolls like these vegan, I'm all for it! I'd have to recommend coming here more for dessert though than for breakfast. It was all a bit too sweet for my breakfast taste....I tend to be more of a savory breakfast person. All in all - unbelievable and a total must-try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3tFsmBZvLKezFL-S2buhNw", "date": "2011-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z7bx41Ge-YoPOe_n4kjG6Q", "text": "Since becoming vegan I've missed cinnamon rolls something awful - and all I can say is thank whichever higher power strikes your fancy for Cinnaholic.\n\nI mean, seriously, so absolutely delicious! I got the plain-jane frosting, which wasn't too adventurous, but I was in vegan heaven. I really don't thing a non-vegan would be able to tell that the roll was sans eggs/milk. It was unbelievable.\n\nif I lived closer I would be about 50 lbs heavier from roll consumption. They are so good - and with all the frosting and topping varieties, I don't think anyone could tire of this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JGSM0Jf927GZKjnI6oN7Og", "date": "2011-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zaUscBTPy000q0EQp2nEjQ", "text": "I am in love with a cinnamon roll.... don't tell my husband!\n\nHonestly, I first found Cinnaholic last summer and it was love at first bite. And every time I have been in Berkeley, I have wanted to stop by for a warm gooey treat.\n\nWith a variety of topping options, specialty rolls, and daily creations... you can't get tired of cinnamon rolls. My favorite is the Old Skool roll with fresh peaches. Many of my friends opt for the cookie dough roll.\n\nIt's vegan, but you wouldn't know it on face and I love bringing friends who think vegan food tastes bad... surprise!!! Cinnaholic has gotten rave reviews from a number of vegan news outlets and they now ship their goodness to people who aren't nearby.\n\nThe only thing that is disappointing about Cinnaholic is how far away it is! I want a San Jose location!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TzlegiajoCbTC1bNmXvLAA", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zgE33Zr8JlwR_7P5V9O7Gw", "text": "Overall it's pretty good.  For a vegan cinnamon bun, its really good.  Small quaint place with a total hipster feel but the stuff is good. The service is nice and pretty quick!  At first look, the buns don't look very appetizing because they're kinda dry looking and almost crusty on the outside (kinda like artisan bread). However, once you have a bite these things are legit.  The frosting looks kinda like snot but tastes great with the buns.\n\nIf you're a college student you'll get a discount too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P_29I4dHqrAMDftOXObcaQ", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zq8lq9m1AMGEa8do7q7ziQ", "text": "Ever since I became vegan several years ago, I've always kind of missed Cinnabon. As a child of the suburbs, Cinnabon had an unhealthily large presence in my life growing up, and those kinds of attachments are hard to shake. I've been looking for something to fill the void ever since then, and finally Cinnaholic has saved me from despair! These cinnamon buns don't just hit the spot, they beat it to a bloody pulp. And they won't give you a heart attack.\n\nAlso, the people who work there are really nice.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3qS4SsZtSfc5tEZVFA1vHA", "date": "2011-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZxWl9A8UpYjk5gnzF0HMYA", "text": "We finally tried Cinnaholic and wow that is some decadent shit!  We originally wanted to order the smores and rocky road rolls but they didn't have marshmallows in yet, sad.  We were offered a yummy sample of the pina colada roll and the frosting as sooooo good!  In the end I ordered the oreo explosion or something and they served it to me all warm and gooey with delicious vanilla frosting, crushed oreos, fudge sauce, and chocolate chips, damn!  It was almost to much for me and will definitely be a rare indulgence!  My significant other ordered the brownie avalanche and again it was decadent beyond measure!  The brownies which they make in house were divine and I can see myself stopping in to order one of those on my lunch break!  His also had vanilla frosting, chocolate chips, and fudge drizzle.  Cinnamon roll lovers will be in heaven no doubt about that!  I am excited for the pumpkin rolls that I'm sure they will have come October, yum!  \n\nAlso we liked the fact that they served their buns in a nice eco-friendly potato ware to go container!  Nice job Cinnaholic!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NR_FShva47ghY-tnrIJ-fA", "date": "2010-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3J7gpsHPkOyVrdZ0FxQc8g", "text": "I'm definitely a Cinnaholic. It's a problem.\n\nIf I lived any closer I would get an Old Skool Roll every morning.\n\nI love everything about this place! Everything from the decor to the compostable take-out containers and utensils to the friendly, tatted up people that run the counter. \n\nThey always get me with the tip jar battles. Today was Robots vs. Humans. Obviously I gave robots a quarter. \n\nAnyway if you haven't come here yet DO IT. This is like my favorite quickie breakfast/snack in Berkeley. \n\nRemember to flash your Cal ID for a discount! And pick up a punch card: if  you get 9 punches in the card you get a free roll! I'm 3 away.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q749TIqmrGx8PBa7wupe8Q", "date": "2011-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8-a2lu2htNp7pRcSJf4F9w", "text": "This place is just dreamy.  First off, I live in So Cal.  But I caught wind of these guys from VegWeb, added them on Facebook and have been drooling ever since.  \nThe daily special posted in the morning? GET IT! I spent three mornings in the Bay recently, and got the daily special every day. $4? No complaints!  First morning: banana frosting (foodgasmic) with gingersnap cookies and sliced almonds.  Best.food.ever!  The next day when I showed up, the guy at the counter says \"I was just thinking about the conversation we had yesterday\", to which I awkwardly responded \"I was thinking about you in bed this morning!\".  Um, I meant the daily special.  He didn't flinch; everyone there is super nice, welcoming, and just generally people you wanna chat with.  \nThis is not typical vegan food and about 1,000 times better than anything I've found since I moved to So Cal 6 months ago.  Pretty sure these are the best cinnamon rolls I've ever had, vegan or not.  Cinnaholic, I love you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VsKENJpHq4as3HYG-4Cz_w", "date": "2011-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BnWKNsGeJWwxToFt3kMMyQ", "text": "WTF, they're vegan??\n\nCinnaholic serves up some sinfully scrumptious cinnamon rolls and each bite was like one mouth orgasm after another XD  I had the daily special with cream soda frosting and cherries and it was a solid deal too at $4.00.\n\nBe a man, do the right thing and get over here to satisfy your sweet tooth.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DICLJDdq0HpvOVYR5mB4gA", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HAJFJmnKTti0Yf34a2GGnA", "text": "OMG love this place with all my heart.  Having a huge sweet tooth, but not a lover of chocolate, cinnamon rolls happen to be my dessert of choice.  Lucky for me I found this place randomly one afternoon and have revisited every week since.  I don't have a favorite yet because I'm determined to try every combination I can think of before choosing.  \nThanks be to GOD that this was opened.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "duHkDnKffvis-fLG9g4mDQ", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Kce5KV5Gp3k20UIAjKW7JA", "text": "This is exactly what I want in a cinnamon roll: Really gooey, hot from the oven.\n\nThere's complications, though: If you eat this more than once a month you'll weigh 300 pounds. Also, I've had to fight my way through an army of Berkeley stoners who are absolutely sure that ordering these cinnamon rolls is THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER OR WILL EVER HAPPEN TO THEM, and so they should probably hug each other repeatedly and take 15 minutes to actually order. The poor guy at the counter handled them pretty well, but I hope that's not a common occurrence.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nABNMFzBQYavnu4zxY_5Kg", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "McX0rHMHgAmCUQERObu4XA", "text": "Cinnamon Rolls are the food of gods. \n\nFor some reason, even though they are sopped with sugary goodness... the fact that they are vegan makes it a touch- just a touch- guilt free. You know how some vegan food is so pretty and glistening, but the moment you take a bite your taste buds make that sad trombone sounds? Nope. Not here, folks. Cinnabun can go take a crap, 'cause these tasty buns of love are the shiz. The staff is friendly and nice, and helped explain how to order a special bun. They even politely ignored the drool escaping from my mouth as i watched them slather the maple frosting onto the freshly heated seasoned swirl of bread.\n\nHaven't been daring enough to try one of the deluxe rolls of crazy, but in the sense of cinnamon rolls , I guess I'm a purest.\n\nEat here. Be Happy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OS3CJztGFHUvySVWJQbArg", "date": "2011-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SlYpgQYq14RlWR8c7usS1g", "text": "Oh, Cinnaholic. It's just unbelievably amazing that this magical place exists. It's like you're getting a crazy ice cream sundae but with a fluffy, warm, perfect vegan cinnamon roll instead of ice cream. At first I tended to go with the more \"traditional\" toppings like nuts, but lately I've been branching out into the various cookies, chocolate things, fresh fruit, and crazy frosting flavors they offer. Who knew that raspberries on a cinnamon roll would be mind-blowingly delicious? Cinnaholic, that's who.\n\nI can't say enough good things. YOU WANT TO GO TO THERE.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YJqM9wxCH-PNslHbffzbGg", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Sn8hvpQDShXBegjN7quYXg", "text": "Dear Cinnaholic,\n\nI think I may be in love with you.  So much for giving up sweets in the new year.  I'm a recent convert, but I think I've gone in to the shop about 4-5 times within the past couple of weeks.  I could stare at the menu board for hours.  There are endless combinations of frostings and toppings that could suit even the most picky of eaters.  Typical frostings like coffee, maple and butterscotch and fun ones like root beer or pina colada.  Each time I've been in, I try a different combination and I fall in love again.  The rolls are soft and doughy.  They literally melt in your mouth.  The one I had today was still soft and delicious 6 hours after ordering it.  The service is super fast and the staff is great.  Some may consider the buns to be pricey, but they are huge and I am happy to pay that price for a quality product.  $4 daily specials also rule.  Vegan baked goods get a bad rap, but I think Cinnaholic has the power to change that.  Skeptics beware, Cinnaholic may just make you a vegan yet.  Keep up the great work, I can't wait to try more flavor combinations!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rNkOm00Mh5GnCqIXp9w5Bw", "date": "2011-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sRG9Rmp_72dvOVE8_dAP2w", "text": "Still waiting for the 1-star reviewers who are complaining about texture to open their own vegan treat shop and be as kind as the Cinnaholic guy was to my friends and I today. The rolls we tried were delicious.\n\nPlus a star for the \"optional 35 cent credit card fee.\" Take THAT, credit card companies!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Dc13a-gvhymxEc-4uIEhLw", "date": "2011-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "T8hc7cYnu3-br-H_G9Il_Q", "text": "I've already reviewed (5 stars), but had to respond to the offensive review by Anon A.  \n\nHey, Anon A:  If you're going to resort to nonsensical insults and childish name-calling, at least learn how to spell conniving (and several other words).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N0YDZKxoS-DLtSwD8G96TQ", "date": "2010-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tpJs9_rocX5Wk8C7fIGmEg", "text": "All I want is you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3ReyPpmtIE-qvw5ZmpiEew", "date": "2012-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "asRU30l8fVb_MMJf1Z38TQ", "text": "I love you, Cinnaholic. I love everything about your menu, your friendly workers, your endless possibilities (want a roll with blueberry frosting and marshmallows on top? Got it), your special daily rolls, your precious outdoor seating... all of it.\n\nWill you marry me, Cinnaholic? We could make sweet, sweet music together. I'm not a vegan, but baby, for you I'd change my ways.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YOZP4_4Xiu1iQ6qtD4kE5g", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "dgLQLWe_tVfphOkZQU2bgQ", "text": "Vegan Cinnamon rolls? ENOUGH SAID!!! So Good! I make the trek from the South Bay every Saturday and it is worth it. Frankly I am glad that they do NOT have a Cinnaholic close to me...otherwise I would have to switch to elastic banded pants. \n\nOld Skool, maple topping no frills and Im shoveling it in my mouth in the parking lot like a crack addict who just scored.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tTztigtwyIuL7IAPHheVlw", "date": "2011-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "qswybzqD9UD_my8fl0V7wQ", "text": "The novelty of this fun restaurant idea must have its owners stoked on a daily basis.\n\nI am a vegan who loves treats and this place gave me the highs and lows only to be achieved from a full-on sugar OD. \n\nWe came for a cinnamon roll, and left with four and a mini. But my big take-home was a gigantor brownie which was only a couple of bucks. I am a sucker for any brownie and this one was cocoa-y and rich. The cinnamon rolls were gooey and with all of the different mix-and-match flavor options, you'll feel like you're at Coldstone for ... I don't know, cinnamon rolls. Mostly it's just fun and pretty tasty.\n\nExtra bonus: I believe this is a husband and wife operation which warms everyones heartspaces. Plus, there were German accents and late 90's hardcore on the speakers. Go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tRBaly5UBJ39mrWRM6AvsQ", "date": "2011-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2KDFU9b6KpVlk2c4oka0Iw", "text": "Cinnaholic kicks Cinnabon's ass any day.\n\nThey have a $4 daily special that they announce over twitter (bio says \"Bad-Ass Gourmet Vegan Cinnamon Rolls\") which is always delicious, though not very nutritious. No lines. Multiple \"Misfits\" posters line the walls. The staff is always friendly (I assume that having a piercing is a requirement to being hired maybe?)\n\nOh, and their cash register is an IPad.\nSeriously. Go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YAYpj3qr5FCaNcceYfYuzQ", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3_NNSOETYTaDkzae-9nSJQ", "text": "The cinnamon rolls here are the most delicious thing ever (beats out 99% of non-vegan cinnamon rolls), and they're big enough to share with a friend.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ytsad3K9QIEb-okZ6EZoaw", "date": "2010-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Ph3iPzqXPH6EetOEamF-A", "text": "I was so excited to try this place!! I went shortly after the grand opening. No lines, no crowds, and a very sterile sparse feeling inside. \n\nI was overwhelmed by the rolls on display and by the menu too. There were a few other people in there with me also looking overwhelmed by the menu and all its choices. Two people even walked out after trying some samples.The woman behind the counter was just waiting for SOMEONE in the place to make a decision. tap, tap, tap. At least the other person behind the counter was working on getting fresh rolls out of the oven.\n\n I finally got brave and settled on two rolls- one was a specialty with cream soda frosting and a cherry, the other was a regular roll with caramel apple frosting. Served to go in a biodegradable container (woo!)\n\nI then drove an hour to friends that I could share these calorie bombs with. They sat for some more time before we finally dove in. \n\nSeriously, this stuff hurt the sides of my jaw, you know, inside where you get that twang when something is sour or too sweet. This was just the first bite. Then things dulled down and I was able to enjoy. I actually really liked the caramel apple frosting and the roll itself. The cream soda frosting was good as well but the cherry on top was waaay too sweet to consume. My friends also enjoyed the rolls but in small bites, over time. They have a demonstrated slighter sweet tooth than I.\n\nBecause the rolls had been sitting for some time in the container I think that caused some slight hardness on the edges of the roll. \n\nAll in all I really liked the product and I'm anxious to try one again that's still warm and a new flavor. In fact, yeah tomorrow you might find me sitting at one of those cool chrome tables they got outside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0JJ9hpEadFqD_RsIAdWmiw", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7fRU_MO3PU9WUw7MPdvUwQ", "text": "I used to work at Cinnabon so I came in here expecting a lot and unfortunately, I was disappointed.  Even with the discount, these cinnamon rolls were expensive considering what you get.  Old cinnamon rolls (obviously not baked within the last half hour like at Cinnabon) and boy were they tiny.  I guess it's only worth it if you want a vegan cinnamon roll but if you're looking for a good cinnamon roll I would drive to the nearest Cinnabon.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QAVGXJcng23yayslsnbpyQ", "date": "2010-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a1ZOpPRIpTaD8RONH5_JZg", "text": "If you like Cinnabon, you'll love this place.\n\nJust come in for a whiff of fresh baked cinnamon roll.\n\nMy favorite is the almond moca and raspberry.   Since, I eat my roll right away, I just scraf it out of a piece of paper.\n\nI wishing for more types of pastries.  Maybe sell cookies, muffins, or even VEGAN ice cream.  \n\nHow bout a less sugar, less calorie and less expensive, \"economic stimulus\" cinnamon roll.\n\nOh yea, the customer service, you can't get better than here.\n\ngood luck to them", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LFO6FE45_nMV8yHWhgWt2A", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AecWk-BEYsxjHqmUe9dKhw", "text": "LOVE! Got the cookie dough cinnabun. YUM. Chocolate chips on top and the cinnabun underneath was just perfect. Only complaint-- frosting is pretty sugary. I had to scrape most of it off when I reached the halfway point. Still, amazing place. I'd come back, definitely!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-IgA4gJkS1K4PC7TpQ4WLg", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BxmF0KAqp3bEdZbYDeTYpg", "text": "i shouldn't have had any, but i had a bite...and oh my.  *drool*  soft, pillowy deliciousness with a lovely balanced icing.  ALL IN ONE BITE PEOPLE!  Concerned for the price and wonder about some of the flavors, but butter pecan icing is lovely.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tTEu9pVp445P-Wux1hl-pg", "date": "2011-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ERGQP0fwVjS4u1nBFa5c9A", "text": "5 stars for the food, super-cute staff, and Cash pics!\n\nHowever, I won't get to enjoy the yummy goodness in the future if there is too long of a wait in the morning.  My fellow 9-to-5ers would probably agree - if I stop by on the way to the office I usually can't wait 10 minutes.  Ideally things would be ready when the store opened at 9.  As with any new business I am sure there are still kinks being worked out.  I definitely want to support local vegan-friendly businesses!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VY6hy0klPN-8-vx-sQF1Bw", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gAp5tRwbWHyLrKJyUxJfVg", "text": "Peach pie was my absolute favorite. The bun was soft, the frosting was not overly sweet, and the peaches complemented everything nicely. \n\nAlso ordered the raspberry and the chocolate cookie dough, which were good but became overwhelmingly sweet after a few bites. \n\nLoved how everything was customizable and portions very generous. Buns came out hot and fresh after ordering. \n\nLove the concept! Minus one star for very few seating; only 2 tables outside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nyXNNLKjSWtDQka5PrFoew", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GDjU2NWhfSqcC3YAs3wTCg", "text": "Vegan cinnamon rolls are obviously great, no need to wax lyrical about that. What I liked about Cinnaholic on my first adventure there is as follows:\n\n*A sexy black and white checkered floor\n*Gorgeous business cards that double as a \"buy ten, get one free\" coupon\n*Misfits posters on the walls\n\nWhether the Misfits posters are for Halloween or just because Cinnaholic is awesome, I cannot know. Suffice it to say that they were as joy-inducing as my fluffy, Earth Balance-y breakfast.\n\nAs a flighty omnivore with vegan tendencies, will I go back to Cinnaholic for more sugar-coma inducing treats? My only response is that I will return to this establishment a million times before I ever set a dainty foot in a Cinnabon. That is, perhaps I will go back once or twice a year, but it shall be a maddeningly delicious once or twice a year. (Sigh, I just can't convince myself that because it's vegan, it's good for me.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Lt_XeNay-YhZWnk8WnOkSA", "date": "2010-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hBNvDS-93Kjq835MUlmwPQ", "text": "VEGAN CINNAMON BUNS = HEALTHY  ... in my world, HEE HEE!\n\nThese are awesome. They don't even taste vegan, they taste like regular cinnamon buns. The kicker is that you can customize the buns however way you want! I got the caramel frosting topped with almonds and it was amazing! The roll itself is so soft and flavorful!\n\nOH, I'm a fan! Thanks for letting me know about this place, fellow yelpers! You never let me down!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Mhd1HwHyNuwpKfaAp5P9dQ", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i4rchyMtNCT_wdODEPBBrA", "text": "maple frosting with shredded coconut, dark chocolate chips, and fresh strawberries.\n\n*HOW THE HELL IS THIS VEGAN?!??", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HpBvzMzchFrJ6XJmtRIsMg", "date": "2012-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IKIHC2qWVqzX4rXglELjaA", "text": "Super yummy vegan indulgence.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cG5LTHHXXuZr568rvLndmg", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kDfAEa3-Mzm0CuccQcp8-Q", "text": "Love the vegan cinnabun.  I had the mocha almond bun...and it was divine.  I would even serve it to my partner to see if he would be able to tell it's vegan.  Vegan cinnarolls...hella yeah.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "__05rytNjsye9MBhqB0DMA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LNJPOH3l7lhU2xPhmr54_Q", "text": "Their cinnamon buns are really great and while they're different, I wouldn't have immediately guessed that they're vegan.  There's enough sugar to make a rhino diabetic, so don't mistake vegan for healthy!\n\nThe staff are friendly and the place is in a nice spot.  First shop I've been in that does credit card transactions with an iPad, which is kind of cool, though signing with my finger was awkward the first time.\n\nThe decor is a little strange -- they have Misfits posters up on the wall.  I admit I was puzzled by a vegan place that's decorated with what are, after all, pictures of bloody skeletal figures.  I guess vegans are into irony too.\n\nI've tried a couple of variations here as has my daughter.  I confess to being a bit overwhelmed by the choices.  There are about 30 frostings and another 30 toppings to work with -- hard to choose!  But I've not been disappointed with any of the ones we settled on.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qoBhWTQOYLbgh8L0yV57wQ", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mw-M2QvmjLinLnZFYg42ug", "text": "Yay for vegan cinnamon rolls!!!\n\nMy husband and I both super enjoyed our cinnamon rolls here while visiting Berkeley. I had the old school w/ pumpkin spice frosting, and it was heavenly. My husband had the old school and added almonds on top. Yum! The vegan cocoa w/ vegan marshmallows was also to die for.\n\nFriendly staff, and a nice location in Berkeley + fabulous eats= 5 stars!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ugGd3ctRaKfc19JHxcrgyQ", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ndehHJehD4cGZkqGO4xlvA", "text": "I fall deeper in love with Cinnaholic with each and every visit. I've never tried the same bun twice, and the options are seriously limitless. Whenever my friends ask where we should hang out, or where we should eat, without fail I always say cinnaholic. It doesn't even matter if we're trying to go out to dinner, I'm down for these amazing gourmet cinnamon buns any time of day!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2jlN6P_65kT97EGBrmH7uQ", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ODuilqqoaa5znBs7cUa-ug", "text": "I've recently dabbled in vegan/gluten free baking and the results have been ok, but my taste testers have collectedly said that they can tell something is amiss. Determined to find a place that does this difficult task correctly, Cinnaholic has proven to me that vegan baking can be delicious.\n \nThey have many loyalty programs to keep customers returning and they serve local SF fave, De La Paz coffee.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9IF2ZMnkrZlvxCHcO0h1EQ", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_pQRnQyxWxIH1YZkVv1GOw", "text": "I don't even care too much for cinnamon rolls, but DAMN are these good.\n\nI've tried the oreo madness and the rocky road with a friend. The first few bites are like heaven, but then it tends to get way too sweet (which is something I can't handle, but i know a lot of other people can). I like that everything is vegan as well.\n\nSpecialty rolls are $5, which to me is pretty expensive. I'm glad it is though, that way I'm not tempted to buy one everyday and have a legitimate excuse like \"but it's cheap!\" to do so.\n\nIf you're ever craving some good quality (super sweet) cinnamon rolls, I'd point you in Cinnaholic's immediate direction.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pv4DHNczQUKaQtb9bITPHg", "text": "Overall I would say nothing really stood out when I tried this place. I had the Oreo cookie topping on the roll. It wasn't really fresh which may have influenced the overall experience, but I don't think I would go back. I would rather prefer going to Cinnabon or another bakery.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2-Y8zTInzmSslukjslPqqQ", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qwjiLJ0gysOj_peZVazpBA", "text": "A friend was telling me how bomb the cinnamon rolls are here so we had to stop by and get some... and man for my first time here.. it was most definitely worth getting for such a great price!! The chocolate chip cookie dough cinnamon roll is heaven!!! It fresh and warm and on a cold day.... man it was great!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sWI9dqELLAD2LUrxpXJbqg", "date": "2012-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tLLtUBh2DIV-HaT03V5jQA", "text": "One day after lunch in Berkeley with a friend I walked past this shop and the smell was just AMAZING.  I went in and had a cinnamon roll and it was the BEST cinnamon roll I have EVER had.\n\nThis is the platonic ideal of what a cinnamon roll is supposed to be.  I didn't even know this was a vegan shop until I went in there the second or third time and saw the logo.  I was AMAZED because I would have sworn there was butter or cream cheese in the lush vanilla frosting.  I want to know what's in there!  (I am a total omnivore.)\n\nI have no idea what the vegan below who says these are sub par vegan sweets has been smoking because I have never had a vegan dessert this good (and, while I'm not a vegan, I'm adventurous and eat all kinds of food including vegan food).\n\nUnfortunately, I'm being tested for celiac disease and I might have to go gluten free.  If Cinnaholic had a gluten free option I would be greatly comforted because I can figure out how to bake the stuff I make myself but I wouldn't have the first idea how to duplicate these cinnamon rolls!  Anyhow, this is an amazing cinnamon roll and and as long as I can eat them I will eat them whenever I get a chance.  Seriously.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BJV36ZFg3RZW1FQAbkAGxQ", "date": "2011-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vJbvAfdbXCHhaD3e1wZg0w", "text": "Not bad.  The cinnamon rolls have potential.  Flavor is right on but the 4we bought were totally under baked.  Still doughy on the inside and very light on the outside.  Not sure if that is common or was just this batch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RKfETgoe0wuZds8EMDBw0Q", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xielCs_X-r21MtDpIUG0yg", "text": "The BEST buns ever! The owners couldn't be more friendly!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y_e34B0BOw4a2tEOKyxZvw", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ySBj4G7KAZSlwjyr9WPhLw", "text": "I'm not a big fan of cinnamon rolls usually, but after trying Cinnaholic, I think I'm going to give cinnamon rolls a second chance.  \n\nCinnamon rolls tend to be too sweet for me but the s'more cinnamon roll I had at Cinnaholic had just the perfect level of sweetness (I personally love s'more flavored foods though, so I may be biased fyi). The bun itself was soft and nicely toasted and the frosting+chocolate chip+graham cracker+marshmallow toppings made every bite truly special and unique. It was surprisingly not too sweet with all the frosting and chocolate. Instead, it was a nice morning treat to start off my study date and it paired really well with my White Chocolate Mocha from Starbucks. I plan on customizing my own roll next time, so I'll just award Cinnaholic 3 stars for now. Maybe more stars to come after I try all that they have to offer. No matter what though, I still recommend the s'more cinnamon roll! \n\nOh oh, remember to show your student ID for a DISCOUNT and sometimes they have samples on the high tables outside the store. If you happen to stroll by Oxford St, definitely taste it out to see if it's for you =)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3lzaSIhov9gMvqiJr7RFdQ", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yxK3Ld7B3J3AayycJp0BrQ", "text": "Cinnamon buns taste good for being vegan.  There are many different frosting flavors (root beer, pumpkin) and toppings (cookie dough, etc).  Cal students get a discount, my cinnamon bun cost $4.00.  I guess the cinnamon bun looks small at first glance but it's quite filling and can be shared between two people.  \n\nI'm pretty ambivalent about the place overall, I don't greatly prefer Cinnaholic to mall cinnamon buns or even IKEA ones (though my memory might be influenced by the assured starvation mode one goes through after hours at the furniture store).  The staff aren't super nice but they are not mean either. It's a decent place to get a sugar rush when close to campus.  My bun wasn't warm at all like some other reviewers mentioned.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VkNiLKhQP3GvDSMsCx0h5g", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7aRvL1IwgtzZsH1oEL825Q", "text": "Oh man. I went to Cinnaholic for the first time today. I can't believe this place exists. Like others have said, there really so have like a bazillion different kinds of toppings and flavors frosting to choose from. It took me about 10 minutes to decide what to order and I ended up getting two rolls: one with coffee frosting, chocolate chips and almonds; the other with vanilla frosting, chocolate chips and cookie dough (!!). \n\nThey were both amazing, sweet, gooey goodness. I wanted to jump up and shout from the rooftops \"OMFG! Vegan Cinnamon Rolls Everybody!!!\". Somehow I suppressed that urge and ate both with my husband immediately. So awesome. I can't wait to go back to try a strawberry roll, or a maple roll, or a banana nut roll, or the rocky road roll or....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s4tICIS7s2xtcG2t_8WVlA", "date": "2010-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8tOuzWxXidahg8iTXnpSrQ", "text": "Best cinnamon roll I have ever had, AND THEY ARE VEGAN!!! \n\nI haven't had cinnamon rolls in years due to the fact that I am vegan and it doesn't have the best healthy rep. I came here one night with a group of non-vegans after we had some intense sweets cravings, and they all instantly became as impressed as I was. The portions are large (a group of 3 of us shared 2). The bun itself was sooooo fresh and gooey and warm. Not only are their classic buns fantastic, but you can pick from a VARIETY of toppings and frostings. Vanilla frosting with coconut and blackberries was our favorite. We can not wait to return.  \n\nWe only wish that they were open past 7pm as we want this for DESSERT, and that parking in that area was easier (obviously this is beyond Cinnaholic's control). Maybe it is a good thing that they have limited hours and parking, because if this weren't the case, I would become really fat and REALLY FAST. Addicted....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "I9XiTgKVXekFsBibqohgxw", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "btyQUyWjF79asIKOIftrGw", "text": "We (me and my guy) walked into the shop and were greeted by super cute behind the counter girl who is like so warm and friendly and has such a great smile that you might like me, think if sunshine and love had a baby together this her.\n\nAnyhow, back to my guy and me; we're gazing at the enormous selection of toppings and choices Cinnaholic offers and being newbies we're having trouble deciding what to order. \n\nSunshine love girl starts stacking a line of sample cups across the counter. Oblivious to the obvious, I exclaim, \"wow that's a lot of love for just coming in the store!\" At which point we proceed to enjoy the samples. And by we I mostly mean me as I gather them one by one from the counter and devour them. \n\nQue continued shameless scarffing cup after cup of yummy, hot, fresh, sweet, delicious Cinnaholic sample after sample.\n\nIt's not until other people walk in the store (thank goodness they were not newbies and already knew what they wanted) that I am standing there with ALL their sample cups in hand that I think oh, maybe these were not all for me.... Yea. I'm THAT customer.\nSooo embarrassed.\n\nAnywho, the super foxy looks like a pin up model owner is also there having emerged from the back room and yea she looks like she bakes all theses yummies with her hotness.Wow! \n\nHot pinup lady then noticing all the sample cups in my hand...asks me if I have decided.\n\nGuilty with  pleasure I do purchase three whole buns.Two for right then and maybe one for breakfast tomorrow.\n\nNow, there is a moment of sticker shock as I sign the ipad for my purchase.14 dollars! 14 dollars for three buns? But then again I did like already eat a whole bun worth in samples. Sigh.I guess I can't be taken anywhere...and the buns are yummy and vegan so yea... 14 dollars. Just a little over 4 dollars per bun.\n\nSo the flavors bought were cookie dough, almond mocha, and classic.\n\nThe cookie dough and classic were ready to eat immediately and the mocha came fresh from the oven. ALL Delish! All very sweet and very nice size!\n\nMy guy and me made it through about half sharing two buns together and agreed this is midnight snack for the rest! Seriously theses are a meal!\n\n\nAll in all a great shop, great vibe, great food and will definitely come back again! \n\nHint, hint to the hot pinup lady ~ cupcake size mini buns for half the price would rock my world!\n\nOh yea, and I did manage to save a bun for breakfast. Tastes even better next day!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "avZNmrX7Go_xaY-HkKPAvA", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Er1u1EuVbMhVD3NWjNhTGg", "text": "If you want to be self-indulgent and self-destructive without \"exploiting\" animals, then Cinnaholic might be for you.\n\nMy idea of the perfect cinnamon roll is:\n-A lot of cinnamon and icing.\n-Crusty outer shell that is still fluffy and moist on the inside. The deeper you go the more ooey-gooey it should get.\n-Best straight out of the oven.\n\nCinnaholic's cinnamon roll is:\n-Has a very limited amount of cinnamon along with a thick serving of icing.\n-Very soft. Imagine the consistency of a regular glazed or sugar donut.\n-Sitting under a warming lamp.\n\nI had the daily special which was a cinnamon roll with banana frosting, blackberries, and ginger snaps. The flavor combination doesn't work at all and the big pieces of ginger snaps were overkill. The banana frosting tasted almost exactly like banana flavored Laffy Taffy.\n\nCinnaholic's cinnamon roll is still enjoyable as long as you imagine it's a donut instead of what's supposed to be a cinnamon roll. I didn't get the sugar crash like I do at Cinnabon; yet, I still would have preferred that experience\n\n____\n\nKinda felt like the same way I did when I saw Cinnaholic's poster of Johnny Cash flipping the bird.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "B1IQ5YmKz4WSSQXvqzZqNQ", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "S-EUNkcdCeH89RpXDH3E4w", "text": "My name is Michelle, and I am a Cinnaholic. This is the best bakery of any sort I've ever been to in my life. The owners are as sweet as the rolls, the staff are fun and friendly, the rolls are made to gooey perfection, the toppings options are endless....I love everything about Cinnaholic.  The maple frosting with cookie dough is my personal favorite. Don't miss this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "v9UsO6afzlOMh_DX7uqBog", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XxLk6oVlWB-oJrFTJnE4-A", "text": "i loved cinnaholic!  Really terrific cinnamon buns, and a totally unpretentious vibe. I got the maple frosting, and it was amazing. I ate the whole thing so quickly I almost busted into the one I bought to take home to my husband, but opted against it. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VzJH9trBQ7tuN7W5gWmJUw", "date": "2010-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "9MOIH0MlHVHBD2_JEPpB9g", "text": "Hello. My name is Jim, and I'm a Cinnaholic.\n\nNow that I've gotten that out of the way, let me just say that I REALLY wanted to give this place 5 stars. I had one a week ago and it was marvelous!\n\nBut that being said, I stopped in today around noon and ordered up a roll only to be told that they were out, but more were in the oven and would be ready in 10 minutes. The girl behind the counter was a total sweetheart about it, and offered me a cup of coffee if I wanted to wait. I wandered away with the intention of coming back, but got called away. I know this is a very minor quibble, but shouldn't those suckers be ready to sling out the door on a glorious Sunday full of window-shoppers and strolling students? \n\nMy cravings are now so great that I'm either going to seek out my local chapter of Cinnaholics Anonymous, or just find some excuse to get back over to Berkeley in the near future.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "p8KbB6VONZuzCsnOc1YxGA", "date": "2010-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b61qo80beE9usy93zv-Wkw", "text": "I originally gave it 4 stars because my old fashioned was a bit undercooked and someone else had a similar experience. Were they listening? Maybe so. I had one today, a true beauty inside and out--and cruelty free. Thoroughly cooked and thoroughly delicious. Get a triple grande soy latter at the Starbucks next door, pick up one of these gems, and that is a great afternoon!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DJcYRuf6H4ruZCaB1UHtMg", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dRLivBoVHtzJAR8XrM8VGA", "text": "Oh my goodness, If you are a vegan, let me hug you cus you know how to eaaaatt. I heard about this place during the summer, but didn't get a chance to try it until I came back from break from college. Cold winter, holiday lighting on the streets, light drizzle of rain, my friends and I ran into Cinnaholic for a nice little warm dessert. \n\nWelcomed with an amazing smell of sugary sweetness, my girls and I looked at their menu of toppings and frostings. Let me tell you, it was pretty hard to choose from. They had frostings and toppings for 25 cents each, which ranged from all sorts of fruity, nutty, and sweetish. \n\nThey operate on an ipad, random fact, which I though was adorable!\n\nSo here are our creations (comes to about $5 each):\n\nPina colada frosting with strawberries & raspberries.\nLOVED LOVED LOVED LOVED LOVED.\n\nCream soda frosting with apples & candy cane.\nDoesn't really taste like cream soda, and wasn't very frostingy... but very interesting mixture. Candy cane bits were sort of dangerous if you chomp down the rolls...\n\nStrawberry frosting with raspberries & graham crackers.\nKiddish treat, the graham crackers are more like chunks of cookies though, not the actual crackers.\n\nHazelnut frosting with almonds and raspberries.\nALMONDS are such a nice touch! Can't really taste the hazelnut of the hazelnut frosting though.\n\nWe got our rolls baked fresh, since I guess they ran out or something when we got there, but the warm rolls with the frosting and the fruit was such a perfect sweet blend on a cold day! We devoured ours soo quickly, and they were beautiful to look at too! Before we demolished those suckers.\n\nAnyway, I'm actually not a huge fan of cinnamon rolls, but these babies were definitely satisfying and delicious! Go vegans, and go Cinnaholic!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q2uNljIGLHjuQxvDGdzHIw", "date": "2010-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nWiJCdW9ww-9VPjqRHMR9A", "text": "I have one word to say about Cinnaholic: underwhelming. I had the Apple Pie Cinnamon Roll, which my all means should have been mind-blowing. Alas, something was not right. I'm not sure if I'd built it up too much in my mind, or if it really wasn't that good, but wither way I don't think I'll go back to spend another $5.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qM9n9FGbl_O_d1iLc0nFig", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "quPcI340-wy6oocV2w1MZQ", "text": "I've been hearing everyone rave about Cinnaholic the past 3 years in Berkeley, so my roommate and I decided to try there this past Sunday. There was an extremely long line, so we were a bit confused why everyone decided to go there that day, but we found out that it was Cinnaholic's 1 year anniversary! \n\nAs part of their anniversary celebration, they were selling their Old Skools(normal vanilla cinnamon rolls) for $1!!! Super cheap considering it's normally $4.50 for one, and $3.75 with your student ID.\n\nWe got one Old Skools eat, and made our own because cmon, we were there for our first time! We got one with macademia nut frosting and chocolate chips. Our macademia nut-choco chip one was a bit too sweet for me -- there were way too many chocolate chips, and when it's hot, it melted all over the bun and made it too chocolate-y. The macademia nut was just okay. Still sweet, but couldn't taste the nut part too much.\n\nI liked the Old Skool more because it was less sweet, but all in all, this place didn't hit it for me. Although it's vegan, I felt like I could tell because it wasn't as rich and the dough itself was a bit too bland. I wish the roll had more cinnamon with it, and less frosting. \n\nNot sure if it'll come back for a $4 cinnamon roll, but definitely will be back if they have another anniversary deal next year!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yjG7OzHvhS6xl3D5HldaUw", "date": "2011-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SLmybrCG4roG8bm3r3_6ew", "text": "Just had my first cinnamon roll from Cinnaholic. Everything was delicious! The texture of the roll, the flavor of the toppings. I also dig the decor. \nWhat really seems cool is that there are thousands of different combination's you can make so you can get a different roll every time.\nIm definitely coming back and telling all my vegan and non-vegan friends about this place!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M0vcnvZAHSNY1q5n8z6FXA", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T2ZBuSpJA0eyT24rgsPhNg", "text": "Mmmmmm. The first time I tried this I got the normal cinnamon bun with brownies and a fresh lemon. It was so good. It was really sweet, but all cinnamon buns tend to be that way. It was way healthier than others. The dough was perfect, not too airy and not too dry/rough. The toppings, brownies and lemon, weren't necessary because the bun is tasty enough by itself. I tried my friend's bun with the mocha almond frosting and it pretty much tasted like the normal vanilla frosting so there isn't need to be creative. \n\nMention you're a student and you get a discount.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m7rbZtL4b8du326Ng43SiA", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zZMtRo9A9NQ7ViXoEr5LnQ", "text": "OM NOM NOM.  NOM.  . . . NOM.\n\nI woke up this morning and all I have had running through my head is \"you know, you could hop out to Berkeley later and get another cinnamon roll. . .\"  I went here yesterday and had my first cinnamon roll in I don't know how long.  If I lived in Berkeley I would seriously be here every day.  They gave me a sample of a roll with maple frosting (superdelicious!) and I had an old skool with sliced almonds on top, which was likewise delicious, even after it had sat for a number of hours and waited through dinner and a long BART ride home.\n\nCinnaholic is now part of my personal pantheon of mind-bogglingly delicious vegan bakeries.  It's no wonder at all that VegNews's annual Veggie Awards ALREADY have taken note of Cinnaholic and include it as an option (go vote!).\n\nThis place beats the crap out of chain-store cinnamon rolls.  If you want something huge and cheap and mass-produced, go find a mall.  If you want something that's flavorful, fresh, well worth the money, and served by really nice and friendly people, come here.  Then see if you can refrain from coming back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A5tqOLbpek26Zu84timWVA", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2W-ipRNMeXjrww0atfCtow", "text": "Came here with a friend and we shared a roll. A plain roll with plain icing costs about $5. With a student discount though, it goes down to about $3.5. In my opinion, Cinnaholic needs to lower their prices a bit: poor college students looking for a snack have better options, like Cream at $2.00 a sandwich. Even for a few dollars more, you could actually buy a whole meal. \n\nAnyways, going on with the review, my friend and I got a roll with Irish creme and hazelnuts. I am reluctant to pluralize the hazelnuts since there were exactly 2, count them, hazelnut on the cinnamon roll. The icing itself was pretty bland. I couldn't really taste the Irish cream flavor. It's pretty disappointing seeing how they make their frosting. They take plain frosting, and just add in some liqueur. Bleh. I can get artificial flavors anywhere. They don't ice the roll generously either, so once you're through with the frosting on top, don't expect the rest of your roll to be sweet. More on that in the next paragraph.\n\nThe cinnamon roll itself is of non-rising roll variety. The roll was soft on the inside, and had a crust like that of a dinner roll. I definitely prefer the kind of cinnamon rolls that are made to rise. The inside of the cinnamon roll lacks definitely lacks butter, cinnamon, and sugar -- quite disappointing. For $5.00, I expect nothing but perfection! Without the icing, a cinnamon roll from here might taste similar to a dinner roll.\n\nThe rolls themselves are not the freshest. Due to business not being too good, there's a high probability that only one batch of cinnamon rolls are made and the same rolls sit in the display case all day until an order comes along. As a inevitable result, the rolls themselves dry out a lot. The icing saves the top of the roll by overwhelming the dryness but beyond the top couple centimeters of the roll, the dryness and staleness is very evident.\n\nIn terms of atmosphere, I have mixed opinions. They use a credit card reader attached to an iPad for their cash \"register\" which was really cool, first time I've seen that, but then the people working in the store weren't the best suited for the job. It's not that they didn't smile, but the guy who made my cinnamon roll looked he was going for the world record for simultaneously having the most tattoos and piercings at one time. I'm all for no discrimination in hiring, but I feel like my experience would've been better if I had been served by somebody else.\n\nI highly recommend other places for cinnamon rolls.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8VMATaO7yn10eVPOyY2yqQ", "text": "Came here after lunch and got a specialty roll. I picked the chocolate chip cookie dough because it was one of the displayed ones on the display counter. The first bite into was really good. However, overall, I think it was a bit too sweet for me. Maybe it was because of all of the chocolate chip, chocolate syrup, butter sauce, cinnamon and cookie dough. It was all way too sweet for my palate. \n\nOverall, I think this place is very creative and offer a great variety. However, I think it would be better for sharing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Prft6jLmXDk1H2upj8UVFw", "text": "OHGEEZ. okay first of all, I'm a little skeptical that this is a vegan bakery because the roll i got was pretty frikken delicious. not that ive had anything vegan before to compare it too (mainly because who wouldn't want something stuffed with eggs, milk, and butter??) but for not having these ingredients, id say these babies aren't too shabby.\n\nbasically across the street for UC Berkeley, this cute  pinup/punk themed shop sells \"gourmet\" cinnamon rolls custom made to your liking.\n\nexample frosting flavs: almond, assorted fruits, butter pecan, caramel, hazelnut, root beer, coffee, butterscotch etc etc\n\nexample toppings: assorted fruits, brownie chunks, cookie dough chunks, graham crackers, oreos, peanut butter, coconut, nuts and sauces galore.\n\nalso, if youre too indecisive, there are \"specialty rolls\" pre-made for you like Apple Pie, Mocha Almond, Peanut Butter & Jellys and some other ones. (my memory can only hold so much but i think i did pretty good!)\n\nwe also got comped a couple cookies since they didnt have any more almond flavored frosting for me. that was find with me cuz that cookie was damn good too haha", "stars": 4, "user_id": "llgf6PyH959RyLVZYY_CeQ", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "nbHkKgiHBwT169vT8Nm6bQ", "text": "The charm of this counter-bakery it's cross between a self-serve fro-yo joint and a bakery; plus, it's vegan. When I evaluate baked goods, there are few things that are important to me: sweetness vs. flavor, temperature, texture (doughy/ more gluten = better), and portion size. None of the specialty flavors really appealed to me, so I went with the Old Skool (classic).\n\nTemp: Must eat warm. I got it to-go and once my bun met the frigid air outside, the soft dough started to harden & acquired a stale texture.\n\nSweetness, Flavor: The sticky vanilla frosting was fairly sweet, not thick-or-thin; I did ask for them to go \"light\" and it was just the right amount of sweetness (a good ratio of frosting to roll, where the frosting doesn't overpower the dough). I liked that the roll was rich in cinnamon flavor, with a slightly buttery taste but without the heaviness of real butter.\n\nPortion size: okay, $4.25 is a bit steep for a roll the size of your fist, but it's still manageble once; it's a good size for a snack.\n\nTexture:  Without egg or butter, it was still considerably doughy. You need a (biodegradable) fork to eat it because it won't fall apart. \n\nExtra plusses: all vegan (also has soy milk, coffee, and vegan cookies); multiple toppings keep you coming back; open until 7pm; student discount available\n\nBe mindful of: credit card charge of $0.35 for small transactions; can order online for large purchases", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7Xpb51viDdOaV_89olxp5w", "date": "2010-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WLYpWElfHKY9GhIolYSZjw", "text": "I like the hand-made feeling of the experience of it all. But the rolls are usually dry and hard. They do have a large selection of topping. I definitely recommend others try it, but it just doesnt have the soft, gooey texture I have become used to.\n\nAnd show your id and get a handsome discount.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 16, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "wD7d36AofDlCnwS8Nn5pbQ", "text": "Are you friggin' kidding me with these delicious vegan vittles?! Seriously, if you didn't know any better, you'd have no idea they were prepared without the usual ingredients derived from animals. Easily one of the best cinnamon rolls I've ever had, and the fact that they're devoid of any eggs, milk, or butter is clearly even better!\n\nTry the s'mores version - it'll change your life.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iLjMdZi0Tm7DQxX1C1_2dg", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 13, "useful": 12, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "6gq_MDRJjNQ2r0IMgFX8QQ", "text": "Soft, just enough sweetness and so tasty!!  What am I talking about??  The cinnamon roll from Cinnaholic.  Being Vegan has its benefits and this is one of them.  \n\nI know you've walked down the mall and purchased cinnamon rolls at Cinnabon and as you bite into it, you get this major sugar rush or say to yourself...damn this is sweet!!  O_o....*Looking around for a glass of milk or water to wash it down*.  Look no further, Cinnaholic is your new cinnamon roll headquarters.\n\nAs a person who use to eat at \"Cinnabon\", let me tell you \"Cinnabon\" has nothing on this place.  The soft dough topped with your choice of toppings is out of this world.  It's a perfect blend of sweetness and the bread is so soft.  If I knew about this place \"pre-vegan\" day, I would so chose this place over Cinnabon.\n\nYou're wondering how much is this delectable treat...it's not expensive and if you bring your significant other here, let's just say it's definitely shareable.  How you eat it together is up to you. *wink*.\n\nCost: \n$4.50 regular cinnamon rolls with frosting (Check in with yelp and get 1 free frosting or topping)\n.50 for each additional topping\n$5.00 specialty cinnamon roll (usually contains frosting and 3 pre-set toppings)  \n$4.00 \"Daily Special\"\n\nSeating:  It's pretty much non-existing.  They have two small cocktail tables with 2 stools per table outside.  My suggestion to you, get it to go and hit the nearest coffee shop OR if you want to get all romantic with your sweetie.  Than grab a blanket and walk a few blocks down to the park and you can eat in the sun/shaded trees and feed each other.  Get all lovey dovey in care of Cinnaholic.  Hey, ladies/gents, I'm trying here to help spark your love life.  Cause you know \"I heart\" you guys!! SMILES!!\n\nParking:  It's Berkeley and there is only street parking available.  After 6pm it's free.  Trust me pay the toll because they have patrols going around.\n\nOther Vegan areas for dinner around this place...Saturn Caf\u00e9 and Gather.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "li0zMmmX_B3j1bQo-ipG-w", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "64NakziOzZsR1ZOfcEBGjA", "text": "First time going, with high expectations.  I can bake, Vegan food that is, so I have pretty high standards for Vegan food.\n\nI do think they were worth every penny, as it was a treat, not something I do very often.  I like that I can go in and get anything I want since it's all Vagan.  \n\nThe street parking was free, the store was easy to find, it was clean and tastefully done inside. There isn't anywhere to eat inside, so be prepared to sit outside, which is nice too, but cold.\n\nWe ordered a s'mores roll, peach pie roll, extra macadamia nut and maple frosting.  The rolls themselves are nothing ultra special, just your standard cinnamon roll. It's the toppings and frosting that make it. \n\nI got the peach pie roll cause someone posted a pic on here and it looked fruity and delicious. I wouldn't get it again, it was a little skimpy on the toppings, which didn't add much flavor anyways. I'm glad we got the extra frosting for that roll alone, and at .25 it was cheap and worth it.  The s'mores roll was much moister, had much more going on and overall was much more of what I expected.  \n\nYes I could easily make these at home, Vegan baking has come a long way in the past few years, but the fun part, and what made it worth the \"treat\" price, is that I don't have to make it, I can have just one or split one, I don't have a whole batch taunting me from my kitchen to \"eaaat theeeem alll!\"\n\nThey guy who took our order was VERY nice and helpful, I didn't get any \"hipster\" snotty vibes at all. He went out of his way to help us when they didn't have any plain soy milk. \n\nI'll definitely go back some day when I'm in the area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nauC26GYokvBmbfXbBn6TA", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b1wWAXiMfK7SeicSK4Dakw", "text": "This is the best cinnamon roll in the fucking world. I have had many cinnamon rolls in my life but this place is to die for! Can you please take over CInnabun and make a chain and call it cinnaholic and rule the world with your delicious heavenly cinnamon rolls! This place everytime  I am in Berkeley I come here. The staff is so friendly and nice and we always talk story and they always remember me! Super friendly staff super good buns you can't beat this place. Carnivore or Vegan this is the place to get your cinnamon roll!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EK6B-kYI3lVScvo4Vym5Qg", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bt45FOB6trcHFcU1Df14AA", "text": "I must say that Cinnaholic are the best vegan bakers around. Their cinnamon rolls are to die for! They taste every bit as good as Cinnabon. In fact I shared one with a friend and she said they were BETTER than Cinnabon! You would never know that these tasty treats were vegan. Cinnaholic takes pride and care in all of their vegan baked goods. No wonder they won 1st place AND photographers choice in the S.F. Food Wars Mini Cupcake competiton! I highly recommend that you try some yourself. I guarantee, you'll be glad you did!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HjCr7pkdz91HZ7vPDJkcIg", "date": "2009-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BUA9WMntwB9OKoEX4zdbWw", "text": "This place is so delicious!  I don't know what people are saying about the texture, perhaps it's improved?\n\nWe got:\n- the classic cinnamon bun (*Old Skool*) with strawberries, chocolate chips, and hazelnuts, and ...\n- the *mocha almond roll* which is pretty much what it sounds like\n\nOne of the great things about this place is you have so much leeway to customize your cinnamon bun.  It's more exciting than I realized it would be!  Tons of fruits and sauces to choose from.  And while both of the cinnamon buns were truly delicious, I think I like the simplicity of the Old Skool with a few toppings added.\n\nAnother note -- I learned just now from looking at this page that what I ate last weekend was vegan.  WHO KNEW?!  The cinnamon bun was warm, gooey in the center, and wonderfully delicious all around.  If that's vegan...then cool, let's go get vegan cinnamon buns!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CX71NDrxCkcuXICKMz3mww", "date": "2011-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lnfnv7IfzeDlyjF4_UOiAg", "text": "The cinnamon rolls are sooo tasty and their vegan goodness can make you feel a little better about eating one. The only tough thing here is deciding what to top it with as they have a zillion flavors of frosting (which you can sample if you ask) and ridiculous things you can pile on top (cookie dough, yes please!!!).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tmxIsLKcNd9qG6nbL6ONbg", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NewCqU_-2lipkMagiZZtyA", "text": "Absolutely AMAZING cinnamon rolls. I couldn't even tell they were Vegan and that it wasn't really cream cheese on them. My husband who almost never fully enjoys his dessert, devoured his cookie dough roll as I did my blueberry roll. \n\nThe pricing is a little steep at $5 bucks for one cinnamon roll but nonetheless still worth a once in a while splurge, not to mention all natural ingredients. I also just found out that for the rest of this month their open until 10pm every Saturday, so definitely come and satisfy those late night sweet cravings while you still can.\n\nBaby, I'm coming back for more! ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6q3RKPxoCV8ZxSFkILg1eg", "date": "2011-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qH0lGSHXgU931NET6RfRqQ", "text": "I love love love love this place! i come here almost every week for my sugar fix of the week. The cinnamon rolls here are amazing, and I like that I can pick and choose what I want on them. I always get almond frosting with raspberries on top. I really like the feel of the place as well. The people that work there are always really cool and nice.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yi8CCJgoWPxKL75N-93RGg", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rib_YF9Pn0EAsUtbhfW2jQ", "text": "I love Cinnaholic!  The old-school roll is soft and just the right amount of sweetness-- nothing like the super-syrupy Cinnabons.  I love that you can mix-and-match the wide variety of frosting flavors and toppings (for an additional $0.25 per topping).  My favorites are lemon frosting with raspberry topping, pina colada frosting with coconut shaving toppings (they recently changed from thicker pieces to tinier pieces, which is very good), hazelnut frosting with chopped almond topping, and the mint frosting with chocolate chip toppings.  I have so many other pairings in mind, so I'll definitely come back to treat/console myself after a particularly wonderful (or terrible) midterm/final/paper.  \n\nThe service is very friendly and fast as well! Seating is very limited-- I think there are only the two tables outside.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PRys9cwafodOKmrgpupP_Q", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XlrWPzoS6fTXfayujAxWpg", "text": "I'm so overwhelmed by how much I love Cinnaholic, that I can barely even review. I live in SF, but have often made the trip to Berkeley JUST for Cinnaholic and their addictive and delicious treats. \n\nOne thing you should know is that the vegan marshmallows are out of this world. They're better than any other marshmallow you've ever had in your life. Get a double order of those on any cinnamon roll. Also, if you're smart, you will get oreos, because everyone knows that oreos are the best.\n\nThe french press coffee is some of the best I've ever had, and a perfect pairing with the buns.\n\nALSO, if your \"friend\" tries to make you SPLIT a cinnamon bun, say no. Because you won't want to share, and any person who wants to deprive you of that is probably not a great friend, anyway.*\n\n*Just kidding. But don't share.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3F1WbXOdOdiDTSE1nhwWSw", "date": "2011-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xMcdrdt7OpjQXiY_Hf8y1Q", "text": "No, vegan food does not get better than this.\n\nI've been a struggling vegan for about 2 years now. If all my food could come from Cinnaholic, I'd be gladly sold. \n\nThey have something like 23 flavors of frosting, every topping you could think of, and amazing cinnamon rolls. \n\n\nAnd to the people who are thinking \"vegan cinnamon rolls? Gross,\" you should probably know that I'd place a very high bet that your Cinnabon and Ikea cinnamon rolls are vegan minus the frosting. There's no reason for a cinnamon roll to have anything nonvegan in it, it's just the adjective 'vegan' that's influencing you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zM6HkS0Dv9njAUN3gHlI7A", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xw6RMfubzQgGs7xBNZtIQQ", "text": "I am always very skeptical of anything vegan because the delicious ingredients in life tend to be butter, cheese, or meat.  Not that meat flavored cinnamon rolls would be at all appetizing.  However, these rolls were heavenly.  Big, fluffy on the outside and gooey on the inside.  The frosting was just the right amount of sweet without being overbearing.  I used my Yelp check-in to get a free topping and chose cookie dough pieces, which were pretty authentic and melted on top of the warm roll.  Perfect after lunch treat.  Actually, this roll would have been perfect at any hour of the day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zJxak0hKgcYDbagtmaVg-w", "text": "Not a fan of Cinnamon Rolls? I was one of those people... until I tried this place! It was heavenly! I was on yelp one day and stumbled upon Cinnaholic and the reviews and high star rating definitely intrigued me.\n\nI finally got my chance to go here the other day with my best friends. I ordered the Daily Special- Cinnamon Roll with Cherry Glaze, Chocolate Chips, and Hazelnuts- I DIED! IT WAS SOOO GOOD! My friend ordered the Oreo Explosion I believe it was called- equally good and surprisingly not too sweet.  My other friend decided to create her own using the student discount (75 cents off)- I forgot what glaze she got, but she got fresh strawberries and graham crackers on top. That was delicious as well- I will for sure get fresh fruit on mine the next time I go. \n\nI seriously don't think you can go wrong with anything you order at this place. I definitely would come back here and experiment with the variety of glaze flavors and toppings.  A nice cup of black coffee would be lovely with this little piece of heaven. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tPJj0an10dAIcQBn7Pb6cw", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3CSHmO94UrjLlNDdF-So0A", "text": "This place is the bee's knees.  I wanted to add \"especially if you're vegan\" initially, but really that's not even true. It just owns period, no matter your dietary preferences. They've got a myriad different sauces and toppings to ensure you've got a new experience waiting for you every visit. They also offer a frequent customer card, which is always nice. \n\nThe prices are a little high, but for a treat like this it's not so bad. Overall I'm a big fan of this establishment.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TViukSn5MIKsZhaHX5rU9w", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pphcTv4xj4XxaFXTMFWrCg", "text": "I'm NOT a vegan but I love these buns and rolls and all the goodness!\n\nIf you are looking for the tastiest, sweetest thing beside your life partner in your mouth, this is it!\n\n:::Books ticket north::::::", "stars": 5, "user_id": "E4Lz_yc5bPvXaDo87jBr7w", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "2RzIbG_CVmfUW1UQ0t8yHg", "text": "the best thing i have ever eaten in my entire life.\ni'm gonna be tenting up in the doorway, frosting caked in my hair... sidewalk littered with empty cinnamon roll boxes and pie topping.\n\nCinnaholic.. prepare to be Occupied.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZeBB6DFbhTsr0Xb8jpdHCA", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "gassJ7Ei18olOZFNJP3AgA", "text": "If you're looking for a i-can-taste-how-bad-this-is-for-me cinnamon roll, this is not the place for you. \n\nI loved it because it wasn't too heavy like other cinnamon rolls, but it was still such a savory treat. \n\nMy boyfriend on the other hand thought they were a little too \"healthy tasting\" because he could tell it wasn't gonna give him a stomach ache like (cinnabon) does. \n\nI guess I agree.. They could have put a LITTLE bit more frosting on it. \n\n4.5 stars if I could give it. \nDefinitely deserving of more than 4 though.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Io39_XRF6vZuOwOpcXjfBg", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2-p9bGi8DY-oBrQfARx20g", "text": "Came here for the grand opening, which was CRAZY!! So many people lined up! They did a great job keeping the line moving, especially for being the first day open.\n\nI really wanted to try a plain roll to get a baseline on their product, but they didn't have any.  I did like the idea of doing the 4-quarter sample pack.  The hands down winner of the ones that I sampled was the mocha almond.  I wouldn't say it tasted like mocha, but it definitely tasted like deliciousness!\n\nI also tried the apple (pretty good), banana walnut (pretty good), and chocolate chip cookie dough (this was literally a glob of cookie dough on top of a cinnamon roll). \n\nThe rolls were light and flaky and weren't overly sweet.  They got rave reviews from my non-vegan friends who tried them too.  (They also apparently held up well overnight and were good reheated in the morning, in case you wanna stock up for the weekend.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C-DfyTJjLP6PDP4P__TsBw", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5J7MRmR03Xol-5p33EA3qw", "text": "How have I never had one of these amazing rolls before?!  I came in b/c the beautiful people at Flaco's mentioned that you can get a free cinnamon roll for your birthday, so since it was my birthday and I'm into free stuff, I decided it was finally time to try it.  I can't believe I waited so long.  I will definitely be back and pay whatever they ask, b/c the rolls are that good.  And- what's that you say- you can customize the frosting with such amazing naughtiness as macadamia nut frosting.  Did I mention that my roll was also hot out of the oven?!  Oh my god, I might die.  A must have for any cinnamon roll enthusiast, vegan or not.  Do yourself a favor, and get down to Cinnaholic immediately.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TEUQtoGWtNSEeLzu9t6NCQ", "date": "2011-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9WFeFA0iQW1-8fzLeDI8Tg", "text": "For store bought cinnamon buns, this is as good as it gets. Cinnaholic makes Cinnabon look like the poor trashy food that is truly is. I could eat these everyday and gain four pant sizes. \n\nSo many combinations with various topping and flavored frostings but in the end, I like the classic cinnamon bun with frosting the best. I am not vegan and I don't even want to know these buns are vegan because they are just too good. I wish vegan translated to healthy, low fat and high fiber but I suppose that would make these buns taste gross.\n\nI just found out today that Cinnaholic caters! My wedding party will be cake-less but full of mini cinnamon bun at the dessert buffet.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HsTEfv2QiJBI1VclnVsxnQ", "date": "2012-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aO3Ww_PYcdCwph4FFq4-dQ", "text": "Could these be the best Cinnamon Rolls in the world?  YES!\n\nFirst off, they are better than any I've ever tasted.\n\nSecondly, they freakin VEGAN!  \n\nCulinary delights.  Try them with Strawberries on top.  So fresh, so good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DrihjvsnmSojUo6hqz3qWw", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BCH7O6uR1swJU7wNWXHGVA", "text": "My Girlfriend who is vegan eyed this place months ago, and we waited til her birthday to try the buns since we are trying to eat healthy.  I got a bun with half strawberry and half vanilla frosting with gingerbread cookies.  He put three small cookie pieces on top which was skimpy so i asked for more and he added a few more for me.  The bun was delicious, I only wished I had ordered another because it was so good.  Not super cheap at about 5 dollars a bun with toppings and not the largest buns you have tried but super delicious. I would go back for sure.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1c5vyah1v4TAgAZNuTDenA", "date": "2010-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dmrgfwhdd-85sH1paF8n7w", "text": "I'm vegan, and was psyched to try this place, but it was pretty much a let down.  I know vegan cinnamon rolls CAN be done well, because I've made delicious ones at home, but I worry that non-vegans who try Cinnaholic will think their veganness is the reason for their blandness.  The major problems I had with this place were:\n1. The dough was dry and exceedingly bland.\n2. The frosting was cloyingly sweet, as though the proprietors believe that high sugar content can make up for a poor product.\n3. The prices are outlandishly high, even by Bay Area standards.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wWO68V6vnfaSXiImv6Pt9g", "date": "2010-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DYsBGuXB3XZovqeruaM7Aw", "text": "If it's your birthday, go here!  They'll give you a free roll with anything you want on it (don't quote me on the anything, I'm unsure of the limit).  My buddy got his free roll and we took it to go.  Fast forward to 2 hours later and I'm walking a mile back after taking one bite of his. \n\nThey have a huge selection of toppings and flavored frosting.  Before going into that, allow me to state they nailed the basics of a cinnamon roll.  The dough is baked just right, and the cinnamon is right between subtle and overbearing.  This is no Cinnabon where you'll find yourself cringing after you finish half your roll.  Onto the toppings:  I had hazelnuts, almonds, and bananas placed on top of coffee frosting.  The frosting was light but I could taste it in every bite.  The toppings were just right, leaving you just enough for every cut. \n\nMake sure you bring your student id, as this is Berkley so of course there is a student discount.  The pricing is what you'd expect for a bakery of this sort.  Also, props to the Johnny Cash posters and the fact that everything here is vegan. \n\nLastly, the two staff members here were incredibly helpful.  I regret that I didn't get their names.  They were patient with our orders that took us forever to decide, and they looked up and gave us directions to a great restaurant (which was recommended by themselves), which completely satisfied our breakfast craving at 1:00 PM.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RVq_xfH26zTf6w_wDPMHGQ", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ftsu0cjYDofgS6MyMCWQOg", "text": "One of theee best cinnamon rolls I've ever tasted! The fact that it's all vegan makes them even better! \n\nI recommend the chocolate chip cookie dough roll & the almond frosting! \n\nYUMMM =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "G5IAYoh2r5xpjL9Vj_M-VA", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hGNKawLgNg8luBTgy7FDAA", "text": "We stopped in because we had a sweet yearning. The chick that helped us just wanted to go home it was apparent. It was less then 30 mins til they closed but our first visit to Cinnaholic. She didnt explain how to order, prices anything. I just picked Mocha Almond since it was displayed in the case and my daughter went original. And we both ordered a hot chocolate. Total was $15 something!!!!  Say what?!?!? I asked her how much? She repeated the total and paid the woman and sat down. A few girls came in later and the other chick assisted them and explained all kinds of information including recommendations, pricing, and a card that apparently after so many purchases you get a free roll. Hello! What am i invisible. Was that an un-vitation to return.Don't get me wrong the cinnamon rolls were tasty but the service WE got wasnt so great. And i already left a tip in their jar when i ordered. But then again I always tip. Always when its bad food, bad service I cannot not tip. Wouldi go back, probably not. I seen other cafes in the area and like to try new places but at least now I know what I should have ordered and know how much to expect to pay. I donot think they had price listings. Cross your fingers for the chick with tattoos she was nice and helpful we got the Other One.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-TvczQF-iKzsRfMg1ZoINQ", "date": "2012-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ln3iV0PgKITnFLwuIo689g", "text": "For Cinnamon rolls, I have yet to taste anything nearly as good. \n\nI tried the Oreo Specialty roll and found it to be quite a treat. A little too sweet for my tastes but when i mentioned it, the lady behind the counter said \"oh, next time make sure to ask for it light and we will add less for you!\" For those who enjoy the Cinnabon rolls (lol) these easily trump them. \n\nFood: the assortment was simple yet was extremely vast. With over 80 options to choose for your personalized roll, i was at a lost at what to do. Thankfully there are specialty rolls  that assisted ;] very good stuff.  \n\nPrice: at 4.25$ to start your classic roll, you build your own! Its slightly on the expensive side for my own tastes but hey, you pay for the quality that you are getting. \n\nService: I was seriously impressed by the unexpected and high quality customer service provided for these rolls. If it wasnt for my many obsessions with sweets, i would have been back just to re-experience the level of customer service here that is rarely seen. \n\n\noh.. by the way, they do mail their rolls out... pretty cool. pretty cool ;]", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NqVTQJLRjarENt4O5vdL-Q", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NbFe5p5mn3o2bZsxfmaL-w", "text": "These rolls are freakishly amazing. And I'm pretty far from veganism, but I'd be hard-pressed to find a non-vegan alternative to top these bad boys. AND a choice of 50+ flavors and toppings makes it a literal pleasure trip every time!\n\nGet the blueberry pie with vanilla frosting -- add a side shot of butter pecan frosting to mix in! Enjoy your cinnamon roll coma.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6qhTfvM87KtsgNL9Ko7oEw", "date": "2011-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PJm9F5eus7MYL5xYcr4YMQ", "text": "We waited for them to open with much anticipation. We checked their blog daily for updates. Well worth the wait.\n\nThe Old Skool rolls are delicious. I'm really impressed how not  overly sweet the cream is. Don't get me wrong, it's plenty sweet but not cloying nor does it feel like it's giving me insta-cavities. It's a nice compliment to the roll, which is the right balance between rich and fluffy.\n\nThe specialty rolls are also good. I loved the Mocha Almond and my partner dug the Gone Bananas. You could say he went bananas for it! (Yeah I went there.) \n\nThe people running it are nice too. Service can be a little slow, but they dress each cinnamon roll to order so it makes sense. You can't rush tasty. \n\nI feel ridiculous for going here here three times in the first week but I love 'em so much. Gotta support Berkeley vegans. It's tasty.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U5iEMWvwy39G4ug0Wuw13w", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tYdBM7kCph3wzUWCh8FHGQ", "text": "I haven't had a chance to visit Cinaholic yet, but I have had the pleasure of tasting Shannon's baked goods! Absolutely amazing, decadent, and.. vegan? yup, they taste so good you'd never know they were also cruelty free. I'm so happy for the Radke family, they deserve all the success in the world!  See you soon!\n-M", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7oOXc0UBjC5iV8NY-CKZOg", "date": "2010-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UiZAAG-wDKMSdS3STllIoA", "text": "I love this place. I cannot digest the protein in cow's milk, so I have a special place in my heart for vegan goods, especially sweet ones. I love to bake for myself, but the art of the cinnamon roll is tricky and mysterious. Anyway, I can't do it nearly as good as this place does.\n\nYes, the specialty and pie rolls are $5, but you pay for amazing awesomeness. The daily special is usually around $4, and you get a 10% discount if you're a student. They also have a frequent buyer card that eventually gets you a free one. AND! They've had a couple of Groupons come up, so keep an eye out for that.\n\nI have designed my own rolls, tried the daily specials, and delved into quite a few of the specialty rolls. Every thing I have tried has been delicious! The Old Skool rolls are tasty as well, though they're nothing special (just regular ol' rolls). The rolls are rather large, so you can go with a friend and split one (unless you're like me and want your own precious). The rolls are warm and made to order. The people behind the counter are generally friendly and chat you up (at least, the lady I always see is quite delightful). They have daily Tip Wars where they pit celebrities and movies and the like against each other. Last time I was in, I believe I had to choose between \"Alice in Wonderland\" a la old Disney or the classic \"Wizard of Oz.\" It's a nice game to play while tipping the staff for their help and handmade creations.\n\nCheck this place out! Closed on Mondays, but open til 7 all other days. If they get enough business, maybe they'll eventually stay open later so I can get a roll after dinner...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2S37zEYJaLV_gcstDwClwA", "date": "2012-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "USV8-YBOX_w3LZM7IyrdQg", "text": "Chocolate chip cookie dough.\n\nON TOP OF A CINNAMON ROLL!\n\nGot it with the hazelnut frosting and a coffee...perfection. Everything I ever wanted in a cinnamon roll, and being vegan it seemed lighter than most others do.\n\nGranted, they seem to compensate for the lack of dairy products with sugar and uh...more sugar, but if you have more sugar in your blood than blood and have the diet of a hummingbird like me (eating marshmallows as a snack, etc.) then you should LOVE this place.\n\nBesides, anything vegan that tastes this good, I can totally jive with.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hlbsfR2VwAIcdF_PjrttjQ", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uULTwUPVvkuVwQchKKiXyA", "text": "This is an amazing vegan bakery.  Try anything there, it is all good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fXrBrqT7DfsYaYzvi6tudg", "date": "2010-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xZsuLm7VHb2JuktFOrvJTw", "text": "I have a major sweet tooth with major cravings for anything fatty and sweet. It was gelato over the summer but lately, ever since I visited Cinnaholic for the first time, I've been craving JUST THAT.\n\nI ordered a cinnamon roll with macadamia frosting and sliced almonds. It came to be about $4 with a student discount (ohhh one of the few perks of being a student!)....\n\nOMFG OMFG OMFG it was delicious!!!! SO MUCH BETTER THAN CINNABON OR ANY OTHER CINNAMON ROLL I'VE EVER TASTED. It was more almond flavored than macadamia but was still awesome nonetheless. I really thought it would've been overwhelmingly sweet (even for such a big sweet tooth like me) but I thought the level of sweetness was just perfect! The roll was warm and baked to perfection... very fluffy and cinnamon-y. You would've never guessed that it's vegan! And thanks to Cinnaholic, I am now a LOT more willing to try other vegan foods/baked goods. Sorry for how ignorant this sounds but ever since I had these super dry, flavorless vegan cupcakes that a vegan friend of mine made and vegan cupcakes from whole foods, I just thought all vegan food would be as bland... but NOPE not anymore, I will now venture out and try other vegan food!\n\nTHANK YOU CINNAHOLIC for the delicious cinnamon roll and for broadening my mind!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FbcVOUZ0PtID9IAGXpWPMw", "date": "2010-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "08jb-w-SYHcz5vRSAYj3bg", "text": "IMAGINE THIS: You're on campus, it's too early for your next class, and you get a sudden craving -- for something in between a full meal and a light snack. You want something filling, yet you don't want an entire burrito, or sandwich, or plate of pad thai. In fact, you want something filling and SWEET too, but you don't want a bag of candy (AKA pure sugar) from GBC, a tiny slice of cheesecake from a cafe, a cup of goopy froyo, or a package of preservative-filled cookies from Walgreens. What you should do, my friend, is head over to Cinnaholic!\n\nI tried this place for the first time today and the experience was unforgettable! The staff here are so incredibly nice and the food was so good that I've vowed to stop by here every chance that I get! \n\nI asked the girl at the cash register if their plastic-wrapped giant chocolate chip cookies (read: 5.5 inch diameter!) and brownies (also generously sized) had nuts in them since I have a nut allergy. When she assured me that they didn't, I decided to go all out (!!!) and order a cookie, a brownie, AND an Old Skool cinnamon roll! She was wonderfully considerate and asked if I was highly sensitive to nuts (which I am not, thankfully) because there is potential for cross-contamination and she even informed the girl preparing my order about my allergy so that she would change gloves and use a new, untouched tub of frosting. \n\nAs I was waiting for my roll, I asked a bunch of questions and got all of them answered! Here's what I learned: Normally, Oreos aren't vegan because they contain sugar that has been processed with animal bone char, but the kind they use here for the toppings is animal-free! Bags of their vegan air-puffed marshmallows are available for purchase so vegans can finally have marshmallows in their hot chocolate at home! Cinnaholic bakes all of their pastries at the store, so what you're eating is FRESH. They use an egg-replacer for eggs and soy-based products for anything that's traditionally dairy. \n\nNow, on to the FOOD REVIEW! They're really got a magic touch here for baking vegan here! The Old Skool cinnamon roll was to DIE FOR and totally worth the $4.50! My fork cut through the warm, chewy fluffiness easily and each bite was ladened with the melty sweetness of indulgent frosting. There was actually too MUCH frosting (no stinginess here!), and I had to throw away my to-go container with a heaping tablespoon of frosting left over. Most importantly, the SIZE of the entire roll was substantial enough to make me feel nice and satisfied afterwards. The brownie had just the right amount of chocolatey chewiness (unlike the dry vegan brownie from Smart Alec's) while the cookie was crisp on the outer edge and delightfully chewy in the middle! Though I'm not a vegan, I have eaten a lot of vegan pastries since I'm dairy-free and egg-free and this stuff charts right at the TOP of the competition in taste, texture, and size. \n\nLove this place, love the staff, and LOVE this great new way to alleviate my between-class cravings!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "91s7ab1YSa70Oq42ukPEcg", "date": "2012-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4uM0l4ZjLrwE1iSTYznVPw", "text": "I got the special roll of the day: blueberry frosting with dandies and pecans! Their dandies (aka vegan marshmallows) taste so much more fluffy than normal marshmallows which made for a very chewy and delightful texture :) and the roll tasted just like freshly baked bread--not heavy at all like normal cinnamon rolls. I'm a sucker for cinnamon rolls and I'll definitely be coming back to try all the flavors! The workers are also very friendly/helpful/honest. I think cinnaholic is a little pricey though.\n\nI also bought an entire bag of dandies....LOL. THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS. Vanilla flavored vegan marshmallows--a lactose-intolerant dessert lover's guilty pleasure!! They are also fat free.. heh heh :) a bag is $5.50\n\nP.S. I like to pretend that vegan foods equate to being healthy...but I should stop lying to myself :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4W8Ta86SG2xOX9J4-c26SA", "text": "Holy Cinnaballs! \n\nSo I was headed to Berkeley so I figured I would do what I normally do and figure out what was around there to eat. Saw Cinnaholic hmmm 4.5 stars with 446 reviews?! Let's see what this place is all about.\n\nclick click scroll scroll. omg drool. wahhhh drool. scroll some more. SO going there. Scribbled on a post it all the flavor combinations I wanted to try.\n\nI get off bart and its 15 minutes before they close! Nooo! Walk fast! \n\nI enter, there are two ladies that are working, super nice. I asked how it worked because it was my first time there. She explained it to me and gave me some options and I opted for the Pumpkin Spice Icing with Gingersnap cookies.  They even have a frequent buyer card. Buy 10 you get one free! \n\nI was not able to eat them the same day, but I had it the next morning and WOW, Cinnabon, you are NOTHING compared to Cinnaholic.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g94lYUt_-OVpVTPumC8g9A", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5R4pe1OVdlD8XUaDdMECDg", "text": "Nothing special.\n\nOften when I see a place that has a line I consider it a good indicator, but I was mislead with this place. All hype. \n\nMaybe it's the vegan style, but the cinnamon buns were not baked until brown. From a pastry perspective it's consistency was like a dinner roll. The cinnamon flavor was lacking and substituted with a bland sweet flavor. Perhaps this is intentional so they can up-sell their toppings (I got strawberries and pecans.) Personally, I've had better at home.\n\nService was nice. And, wow how ciche, they use an iPad in lieu of a traditional pos register.  THAT should be a new indicator of mine!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zkrA12GOQso43F9DBbYOFA", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DvqDpcY_ReX6HOvmJcLF-Q", "text": "I've been meaning to check out Cinnaholic for quite some time now, and I finally got a chance to try it out recently (I have a groupon deal to thank as a catalyst). I shared an Old Skool roll and an Oreo Explosion roll with two others (hay there Lydia W.) for a nice afternoon snack. \n\nAfter one bite of the Old Skool roll, I was like wow quit playin'...is this stuff seriously vegan? It was just so good, I didn't even need to slather any frosting on it for it to be delicious. We ordered it with the frosting on the side, which I recommend for those who like to control how gooey and sweet their rolls should be. The bun was nice and warm with just the right amount of cinnamon. The Oreo Explosion roll was topped with oreo bits, chocolate sauce, mini chocolate chips, and their regular frosting. With all those extras it was of course more decadent and probably better to share (I could probably eat a few Old Skool rolls by myself). \n\nThe only qualm I have about Cinnaholic was that they were understaffed so the wait was a bit long (one girl handling several orders). Nevertheless, the rolls ended up being worth the wait, and the girl who was working was totally sweet and competent given the circumstances. They offer a student discount on the Old Skool roll, so yeah Cal students take advantage of that deal! Cinnaholic will definitely be one of my go to places for a super satisfying snack/dessert.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tZdjS05E7a9zIhWYoHut9g", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "E6ooUKw7IucOGU8fPXI0mQ", "text": "I came here really excited on a Sunday afternoon.  I was expecting a line actually.  When my sis and I walked it in was empty!  Yay!  But that doesn't mean its cuz no one likes it here right?  RIGHT!\n\nI was a bit overwhelmed with the customization we get on our cinnamon buns.  Knowing me I would be there all day deciding which frosting and topping to get.  So I just went with their specialties:\n\nChocolate Chip Cookie Dough - $5\n\nKey Lime Pie (Daily Special) - $5\n\nEach bun is made to order...well...they already have hot fresh buns in their oven and they don't start adding the topping until you order.  So it tastes sooo fresh and yummy and warm!!! YUMMEH!\n\nWhats even more awesome is by checking-in at Cinnaholic via Yelp, we each get an extra topping for free!!! :-O\n\nThe staff there are just super friendly and cute.  They're very helpful on helping decide which toppings fits which frosting.  Have I mentioned that the staff is friendly and cute?\n\nNow that we got our sweets, we'll need milk!  Wait, what? No milk?  Oooooh...riiiight...I forgot this was a Vegan place, haha.  Awesome for you vegans out there cuz this place serves extremely tasty cinnamon buns!  Boy did I enjoyed it...with MILK :P", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GsjqMRSylJUO27_hM11JcA", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eq-isrJG9kq-kQEXlRESzg", "text": "I've now had Cinnaholic rolls delivered to my home, visited the store, returned with my parents, and celebrated a friend's birthday in a bar with a box of them. While I must admit she's prone to hyperbole, my mom said these gooey cinnamon rolls were the best she's ever had. \n\nSo I feel I'm a good authority on the topic. And oh yes, I once wrote an entire article about them in my vegan food column: http://www.poortastemag.com/dreaming-in-swirls-of-cinnamon/\n\nEssentially, I'm in love with the place and I think about the Gone Bananas special (bananas, chocolate sauce, chocolate chips and walnuts) a bit too much. \n\nI'm writing this now because I wish I had one in front of me. Looking at photos of the rolls is saliva-inducing and unfair.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k9RolU7Bt9LyKvMZ0hzjLw", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "F-h-HMM7PCFBloxVelTVNA", "text": "Every few weeks I feel an irresistible urge to cross the Bay Bridge just for these rolls. They are soft and delicious and generally amazing. A bunch of flavor combos to choose from and EVERYTHING IS VEGAN. Ah, the freedom of walking into a sweet shop and getting to choose from anything. Not my typical experience. Get a punch card so you can work towards a free roll. Get a few to go with the frosting on the side so you can warm them up and custom frost at home. I have dragged many a non-vegan here and they are now totally addicted as well. I am fairly certain the secret ingredient is crack. SO DELICIOUS!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nI5HhpHu6N0_uaG3lf70vw", "date": "2012-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "frMRPioBOwWIgO2ljSDzag", "text": "When I want Cinnamon Rolls, I come here. \nMy favorite Specialty Rolls are Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Caramel Cookie Dough, Oreo Explosion, Peanut Butter n Jelly, S'mores, Fudge Brownie Chunk, & Mocha Almond. \nMy favorite Specialty Pie Rolls include Cherry, Strawberry, Apple, & Blueberry. \nWhen it comes to their Frosting Flavors I recommend Mint, Coffee, Butterscotch, Cream Soda, Hazelnut, & Pumpkin Spice. \nI Love their Toppings: Candy Cane (Seasonal), Cookie Dough Chunks, Oreo Cookies, Brownie Chunks, Jam, Graham Crackers, Hazelnuts, Marshmallows, & Peanut Butter. \nIf you haven't been to Cinnaholic yet, you must.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VCoBNwAUSvo0Sz2ORszOOw", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iyviCZ7065dsVNj59ddbow", "text": "I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\nVegan FREEEEEEEK'N cinnamon buns???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\nOh and Misfits posters.. PARADISE!\nGreat great people, fam owned shop-hubby and wife.\nSuper clean and super uber friendly!!\nI had to be ripped from the bun that I was about to make sweet love to, as It had made sweeeeet love to my mouth.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dWM4dq5YYXFd9OnI90DUZQ", "date": "2011-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JsmnmSPkcs2znprkmOlZYA", "text": "I tried being vegan for a month. \nWhat did I learn? \n\nI. love. meat.\n\nBut seriously, I do. I grew up with a pescatarian sister and a vegetarian mother so having meat/seafood once here and there wasn't that big of a deal and didn't even  make me miss meat at all. But this isn't about meat...anyways.\n\nI tried Cinnaholic ironically the day after my month of vegan-ness. I love cinnamon rolls, or any carb food period. Although I understand that the place is just selling a cinnamon roll with frosting and drizzled with fruits, for some reason the fact that it was vegan fascinated me. The roll is made fresh to order and it comes up out with melting frosting, can I get a hollaaaaa. It was delicious no doubt about it!! \n\nThe menu allows you to order a la carte or you can order from the display they have in the front of the store. And if I'm not wrong if you get the daily special I think it is a little bit cheaper, either way GO!!!! It is definitely worth it!\n\nThe seatings are ...pretty much non existent but that should not stop you!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zDga0uLn_GBGnf2VJCC9Sw", "date": "2012-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Jvy_wO5m7Rq38ZZnFVhGQQ", "text": "If you like cinnamon rolls - this is place is heaven! Simple as that.\n\nI've never seen a bakery/store/etc. that lets you customize your cinnamon rolls. You get to choose what flavor of frosting (Banana, Maple, Caramel!) and any toppings you want (Fruit, Cookie Dough, Chocolate Chips!). My favorite combos so far are banana frosting w/ coconut and chocolate chips and maple frosting with cookie dough. They also have Specialty rolls if you don't feel like choosing for yourself.  Did I mention the rolls are huge? Well they are.\n\nOh and I just have one more thing to say - Cinnacakes. Yes, that's right. A giant cake of cinnamon rolls topped the way you want it. I recently got one for my girlfriend's birthday and it was amazing! I just wish I would have ordered the large 12 roll cake instead of the 8 roll so I could be eating some leftovers as I write this review.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2m6a-NgqiTrIoxwe2YuEag", "date": "2011-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LkK3nZYo2uIp2BsXZqrslw", "text": "YUUUUMAY!\n\nIf I had the metabolism of a ten year old, I'd eat here every morning. Living one block away from Cinnaholic did not do good for my belly.\n\nCinnaholic prides themselves to be 100% vegan and they sure do a good job at it. I've tried a variety of toppings on my cinnamon rolls and I've never been disappointed. Whether you prefer nuts, fruits, or even cookie dough on your cinnamon roll.. they have it!\n\nThe cinnamon rolls are served to you warm and gooey in the center. It's impossible to say that you'll only have a few bites when before you know it, you've inhaled the whole thing. \n\nNot only are their cinnamon rolls amazingly delicious, their vegan cookies (that are the size of your face) are also perfectly baked! I like that they put a lot of chocolate chips in them. \n\nCinnaholic has numerous frosting flavors and toppings to please any taste bud!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "onDn9x4IK-E9tGdeuY1Iuw", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MOremjKCKnljZaGc_7n4ZQ", "text": "It is REALLY hard to believe that these are all vegan, but they claim they are which is good enough for me!\n\nWhen I first walked in, I was really turned off by the spot because I thought they were pulling the stuff in the display case and selling it.  There were just a few sorry and neglected rolls loitering in there and  I couldn't believe this was such a highly rated shoppe.  I was ready to spin back around onto the street when out the back one of the workers came with boxes of freshly baked stuff and handed them to a couple in front of us.  Good thing I then asked if that was a custom order or something.  Nope.  Apparently, the rolls are made to order (well, topped, anyway) from freshly baked buns in the back.  Aaahhhhh, well now it all makes sense.\n\nMy pick of the morning was a nice pina colada concoction since I've never seen that done before on a cinnamon roll.  And now I'd like to ask, why exactly have I never seen this before?  I never imagined you could pile on so much interesting stuff onto a cinnamon roll and get away with it.  Yummmmers.  It totally worked there and it will totally work here when I try to recreate something similar in my kitchen soon.\n\nA totally worthwhile stop in Berkeley.  I'm a fan!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BlOaERUaB6rOCO5lwgXWeA", "date": "2012-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nr4QRupctCDCeXIcfJXx3g", "text": "I really do not indulge in eating cinnamon rolls, but the vegan cinnamon rolls sold at Cinnaholic are outrageously good!  These rolls are soft, flaky and with a gooey, delicious frosting.  Unlike regular cinnamon rolls, the ones sold here are not too greasy or overly sugary. There are also countless combinations of frosting flavor and topping options.  I will definitely be returning to Cinnaholic and figure out which of the many frosting/topping combination roll is my favorite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dw7t_K0eNnGklF-Fqahf5Q", "date": "2011-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NUWQwXFo3OgIM-6ajptPTw", "text": "Meh, I've experienced better.\n\n$4.25 for a disappointingly small Old Skool (original flavor) cinnamon roll is definitely not worth my dough (no pun intended).\n\nProps for catering to the vegan folks out there, but honestly... nothing beats the taste and texture of an old-fashioned cinnamon roll when it's made the way it's supposed to be made.\n\nIf you're a student (not sure if it's UC Berkeley students only or just students in general), you get a discount. I actually paid $3.50 for my roll with my UC Berkeley ID but still...wasn't as yummy and sticky-sweet-and-satisfying as Cinnabon's.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2EjfO1-gitGFJ0MDFK7VKw", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "U-PCAeetH44ysrROhu39TA", "text": "I never suspected Cinnaholic to be completely vegan until I came onto yelp to write a review on it. That's just how delicious it is!\n\nWarm soft cinnamon buns topped with your choice of icing and topping for ~$4-5. They have a wide selection of cookies, fruits, chocolate chips, marshmallows, etc. I went with the daily special cinnamon roll ($4) which was topped with vanilla icing, drizzled chocolate, chocolate chips, marshmallows, and graham crackers. It was good but also made me feel really unhealthy.\n\nThe toppings are really great, but the roll itself isn't that special. They heat up your roll when you order it, but mine cooled down really fast and could've been a little hotter. I wish they would have mini-cinnamon rolls for those of us who can't finish a giant cinnamon bun or don't want to pay over $3 for dessert\n\nService is good, the employees greet you the moment they walk through the door. The ambiance of the place is...cute bakery + rebellious teen goth with rock music playing in the background. Yes I know, really strange combo. There is one table in the store and two tables outside. \n\nIrrelevant: They use an I-Pad to as the cash register and to process your order!\n\nWILL I come back: Yes\nWHEN will I come back: When I want to eat something warm and sweet on my walk across campus from Shattuck\nWHAT will I do differently: get fruit on my cinnamon bun", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5fSUbTL5n8BBqPwCQA70g", "date": "2011-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vpsoQdJij0F-bFcrnM5qSQ", "text": "This place makes cinnamon rolls that rank among the best I've had, vegan or not.  \n\nI don't think they are quite as spectacular as Denica's in Dublin, but they are really, really good and will certainly satisfy any cinnamon bun craving. Soft, doughy, gooey and delicious. Vegans must be ecstatic that they don't have to settle for an inferior product (not that Vegan baked goods are inferior -in fact, I often prefer them). \n\nThe one item that you can tell is a bit different, is the frosting (since it is clearly not cream cheese based).  However, the frosting is really tasty and it is pretty fun that you can customize your cinnamon roll with all sorts of flavors and toppings. I ordered one with almond flavoring added and fresh raspberries. Divine!\n\nThey also have specialty cinnamon rolls and I also ordered one of these (chocolate chip cookie dough). It was really rich and tasty, but my husband and I preferred the simpler variety. The rich cookie dough topping took away from how good the rolls were themselves. \n\nI was glad I had a Groupon, because they are a bit pricey.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TqXAebtAtO90ZmN_odc8mQ", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Wb_Bxl0giSOZFT8A4euQlA", "text": "The amount of cinnamon was not proportionate to the dough or the name Cinnaholic.  Dough was very stretchy and difficult to deal with.  I am not inspired to return.  Dissappointed.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6dJeIsiFWW8IYKzJeOts_A", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "z8LKMlSUb8wtMnBZbUSUbA", "text": "My favorite place in Berkeley! This and Cheeseboard! \nThese are the most amazing cinnamon rolls ever. I love that you can customize your roll by picking a flavored frosting and toppings. And honestly, you cannot go wrong. The hazelnut frosting is amazing! That plus fresh fruits are my favorite!\nThey have a daily special which is a $4 roll, and offer discounts if you show your student ID. I see them on Groupon a lot too, so price definitelyyyy should not be stopping you from coming! \nThe first time I visited, they had a table inside, but I think it's been removed now. :( There are 3 small tables outside if you want to sit and eat, but I find it's just easier to take it to go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ypi79ZvMEwlW7aNcrb418g", "date": "2012-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6Q0X3c1b9Y1xo0YhfJTRNA", "text": "UM why isn't this place at FIVE stars yet. 4.5 is like an insult to cinanholic.\nSO many choices for toppings and frostings. My indecisive self is about to burst, but I remember that I live a few blocks away and have 2 and a half more years at berkeley to relish the amazingness of cinnaholic. the end result is pure heaven in my mouth. cinnaholic shits on cinnabon, cinna-whatever-else-is-out-there.\n\nstaff is radd, the cash register is an ipad ????????????????????\neven if the food sucked, i probably would still come just to swipe my card on a freaking ipad and sign with my finger. but the food doesn't suck. so there's basically no reason why i shouldn't come here, like............... EVERY. DAY.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ll7_ReyVWvpHHhpsettHHQ", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "yRZQLfRvTepaTFB4KjVaug", "text": "There are only two reasons Cinnaholic doesn't get 5 stars from me; it's aesthetically sterile, and they cost a lot more than I want to pay.\n\nBut you know what?  No one needs drag me kicking and screaming, and all I need is a reasonable excuse...and well, you can color me there. \n\nWho doesn't love cinnamon rolls? And who cares if they're vegan? Oh wait; they're vegan... isn't that supposed to mean they're all crunchy granola good for you? Oh, Hell no... these are superb in every possible manifestation of the word.. heavenly, fluffy, so sweet the fillings zing in your mouth. \n\nSo many choices of toppings in so many different ways... until you get to jknow what you like it's pwoerfully overwhelming. The three people in the shop when I went were gob-smacked. It took 15 minutes and then several do-overs before I came out with two rolls -- one of their daily suggestions (raspberry with almond frosting or something), the other something else... it didn't really matter. They were so good I wanted to rub my face in the frosting.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uxZtwj6bYu2OxAve3lzEwQ", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "9GyWhkCS2Nze0eYCTfkjgA", "text": "If you are feeling down for a good ol' fashion vegan cinnamon roll then this is the place to go, I love the peanut butter and jelly roll, some say they are too sweet, I say bring it on!\n\nLove to go in and say hello to the fine folks who work there, remember to grab a punch card.  Whenever I go they are friendly and always there to help you along your cinnamon roll adventure.\n\nYum yum yum, what else to say, buy local and please compost your food utensils and containers.\n\nGrab a roll with your hand and eat it like a cave man I like to do that child style.\n\nStop hatin' and eat a roll, homie!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wHvlgszF1EIsMFE6_PP6Sg", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "b_qtvtz21YOajuwktw34cA", "text": "Cinnaholic, ich liebe dich!!!\n\nIch will eine Liebeserkl\u00e4rung machen:\n\nIf you were a person, I would write a whole album of gooey, sappy, ridiculously mushy love songs about you. THAT is how much I love you.\n\nBut you're a store, not a person, and thank goodness you're in a different city than I am, or I would be both super poor and super fat. \n\nIn all seriousness, this place is a godsend for us vegans who still want to partake in the delicious world of not-so-good-for-you snacks. All you haters out there who say it's not as good as the real thing, enjoy your Cinnabon. As for me, I'm a fan fo' life.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HvdgGKbv1OHmKBPKQm-xNg", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "cn9brI-kvI5TSlh52BY-Ng", "text": "Stop reading dumb yelp reviews and eat here.\n\nVegan and delicious.  Five stars is not enough.  Closer to 11 or 12 stars.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A0pja85wTs8nwsuxyJs1BA", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9ms7Kidk1QHs5fusSdwJdA", "text": "Cinnaholic, formerly an order-based catering company, has opened its own store in Berkeley.  I went to the grand opening and it is CUTE!  I love the look of the place, the display case filled with an overwhelming amount of cinnamon roll flavors, the tattooed staff, the aprons - the place has a distinctive vibe and feel that I really enjoyed.\n\nNow, down to business.  The cinnamon rolls are freakin' delicious.  The peanut butter & jelly still haunts my dreams.  I'm a vegetarian, not a vegan, so I like my butter.  I would never have known these were vegan based on taste, consistency, etc.  But I feel pretty good being so animal friendly while enjoying my delicious sugary treats!\n\nI agree with another reviewer that tables outside would be great, as would a good old-fashioned plain cinnamon role with \"cream cheese\" frosting.  My own suggestion: a gluten-free option.  I know the baker has experimented with gluten-free treats, so when I went I hoped there would be a gluten-free option I could pick up for my mom.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sYQxPB8JzrdFAbgP3y_Rlg", "date": "2010-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ira0MewWei3T_aCC29GvFQ", "text": "Other than the price, I love it!!  Five dollars each for the specialty rolls so two cinnamon rolls can cost 10 dollars!\n\nSoft, fresh, and gooey.  Vegan comfort heaven.  I could eat this everyday.  The blueberry roll came with blueberry frosting and a small handful of blueberries.  The mocha roll had a nice mocha frosting and lots of almond slivers.  Very filling though.  I could have this for lunch.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0m-7A68bctvAHXPhMEazTg", "date": "2011-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TPx5wJ5jNwiSyq819aQB6A", "text": "I said I would give Cinnaholic another try and I'm glad I did. I ordered the raspberry cinnamon roll special for $5 and was served with a HOT FRESH roll in about 10 minutes (it took a bit longer because they were making a new batch). I got raspberry frosting, which was sweet but not overly sickening like the last roll I got. It was a delicious treat to fight off Berkeley squirrels for when lounging around campus during a hot afternoon! \n\nTIP: if you're a Cal student, you can get 10% off your order (except for the specials on display)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v4dBtkYuBNM9Oo2DwAQXNg", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XAYbakddjZFdKCOQQKZWWg", "text": "Fricken amazing. Went here today with a friend and we got two rolls: \n1. Apple Pie\n2. PB&J\nBoth were delicious and to die for. The apple slices on the apple pie were fresh and tasty. My friend didn't even realize it was vegan until after we left. \n\nIf u wasn't struggling with weight, i'd come here every single day. They ran out of marshmellows today, I really wanted the smores. But still my experience was amazing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dRaLq9sF45RYHhKfUd8NMg", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0LsNbJS3GqfTWNiwdxLyUg", "text": "Came here because I bought a groupon so I got two rolls for the price of one... I was so looking forward to the smores one because there's so many pictures of it on yelp! Unfortunately they were out of marshmallows. Then I believe I was gonna get a rocky road one and they were out too! So I ended up getting the daily special which was a cinammon roll with irish creme and strawberries.\n\nIt was good, but not $5 good... I could spend that $5 on much more delectable food imo. So... this place is good, but if I had $5, it'd go elsewhere. That and it sucks that they were missing ingredients for specialty rolls that seemed popular (and this was at 10am right when they opened so it's not like they sold out).\n\nAwesome side note is that if you go on your birthday you get whatever roll you want for free! :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fePUffifNdyTZT8sIqpzyw", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5aKckHkdjBFIg5DDSKV3zA", "text": "Everything is delicious. Before they started shipping orders, I mailed some overnight to my best friend in NY state. She said that when she got it, the cinnamon rolls tasted like they were fresh out of the oven. Not bad! \n\nActually, great! I can't wait to treat myself again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DmwhxA11pOq1_-Y_4Acksg", "date": "2010-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7dNn-jaMS7N5Yh8nxNafPQ", "text": "Overrated.\n\nThe insane amount of sugary toppings testify to the fact that Cinnaholic's baseline cinnamon roll just isn't impressive.\n\nThe texture is too squishy and everything is just unbearably sweet.  Vegan treats are no new thing!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KH3cBULZ2y4miI8mtlbY9Q", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-8F6mZ6u6r51B5DqTsu1-w", "text": "Vegan cinnamon rolls- need I say more? It wouldn't matter to a non-vegan whether there were eggs or dairy in them, because they will blow your mind anyways. I tried the mocha almond and it was fabulous! I've also seen them selling at a bake sale across the street from Lake Merrit on Grand and had their traditional- it was awesome! \n\nI'm very likely going to start ordering them online and having them shipped since the drive from Petaluma to Berkeley isn't as frequent as my craving for a giant, yummy cinnamon roll!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nxn360nIfL_Z29r8D90bNQ", "date": "2010-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_Gkqc-0EKzrAiiZQrlBo-w", "text": "Looking for the greatest cinnamon roll you'll ever taste? Look no further than Cinnaholic in Berkeley, California. \n\nAMBIANCE:  Forgive me, but I'm about to be snarky:  Ambiance. What ambiance?  Cinnaholic is a teeny tiny shop (and why should they be any bigger, they sell cinnamon rolls?).  A couple of tables, a refrigerator with bottled drinks, a counter, and a glass display case demonstrating cinnamon rolls at their finest hour.  \n\nPay by debit card and you'll sign your name on their, that's right, iPad.  This is just before you'll eat your cinnamon roll with your hands (well, we did because we weren't given silverware and I didn't see any lying around).  Have the folks at Cinnaholic not heard about e coli having spread in New York by people touching the iPads on display?  \n\nAlso, I'd just like to say, \"Cinnaholic, meet the Swiffer Duster.  Swiffer Duster, meet Cinnaholic.\"  It's time to dust this restaurant!  It's a tiny place, but you can't be bothered to clean the light fixtures or window sills?  Wiping down tables, ever heard of it? \n\nMENU:  The menu is divinely simple.  The cinnamon rolls, in all their glory, are all the same, so just go ahead and choose from 27 different frostings (such as Banana, Butter Pecan, Key Lime, Vanilla, or Pumpkin Spice) then choose from 30 toppings (Cookie Dough Chunks, Blackberries, Graham Crackers, Peaches - the list goes on and on!) \n\nFOOD:  As for me, I devoured an almond frosted cinnamon roll topped with strawberry slices (this was my breakfast - yikes!).  I don't think I'll ever be able to find another cinnamon roll that will satisfy me in the same manner as this one.  And it's all vegan! ---- On a side note, it's a good thing the cinnamon roll was finger-lickin'-good because there wasn't a napkin in sight (I finally discovered a small stack of them tucked away near the register, but this was after I'd finished my meal. \n\nSERVICE:  The girl behind the Cinnaholic counter seemed visibly displeased that we had entered the door.  She never smiled and offered zero enthusiasm.  No one asked what we thought of our cinnamon roll, we weren't asked if we needed anything like silverware - napkins - or something to drink, and there was no 'thank you!' as we walked out the door. Quite frankly, I got the impression they were happy to see us leave.    \n\nPRICE:  Almost $5.00 for the most epic cinnamon roll you've ever eaten. Worth it!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1xhRDg0LN_eYGf40ELqZrw", "date": "2011-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HXHdFtQk6hXqBB7O9b1j6w", "text": "At Cinnaholic, collectively I had about ten or so different combinations of cinnamon rolls, and by far my new favorite frosting is Banana.  It is simply amazing!  It is just the sweet enough without being too overpowering.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u2z_YHE3xyFqSVW2JN6F9w", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tDEyGvl__qXak04Ovp1O1w", "text": "Yum yummmm. It's seriously a wonder how I had no idea about this place when I live across campus.\n\nIt's a vegan cinnamon roll heaven. I got the old school roll with strawberries and marshmallows. Their marshmallows are scarily fluffy. Not those Easter peep fluffy ones you can buy at target, but they feel really light and chewy when you eat them. The rolls are always fresh and warm after you order them. Surprisingly, they taste healthy when you eat them. It sounds ridiculous because we all know (even though we'd hope that they were) that cinnamon rolls are not healthy, but there is a lightness to the roll that makes you feel good after eating one!\n\nBust out your student ID if you're a student, because you get a discount. ALSO if you check in on Yelp, you get a free topping or sauce :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Q-E0bJYdNL-Eo8rx3apXYA", "text": "I'll admit my expectations were not very high when I walked in here. Sure the place is cool looking but how can a vegan cinnamon roll be any good?  Without the use of any animal products like egg and butter won't it be tasteless? \n\nWell butter my butt with soy-butter and call me a vegan biscuit! These cinnamon rolls were really good! You can customize whatever flavor your heart desires but with so many options we figured just order from the specialty menu. We had the apple specialty and the smores one. Fresh apple sprinkled on top of crumbles for one roll was definitely a plus. Chocolate and marshmallow on the other - how can you lose? \n\nNow I'm not saying their cinnamon rolls are like a Cinnabon or anything - but they are pretty tasty for being vegan! Cinnaholic made me a believer that vegan food can taste good. \n\nI will be back when I'm in Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e--V4eEcvDDnIfT1jRpBFw", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "umXYlaO512muQLcuE36vPA", "text": "Cinnaholic is healthier, smarter, and more versatile than Cinnabon ever could be. I'm able to indulge and consume several buns without them going straight to my ass. Ahh, who am I fooling.  It probably will.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PLdNNcecADe4Mt9V9d9J4g", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U6XSsQGevQuXxKbeIq7how", "text": "Great cinnamon rolls made by great people.  Amazing toppings and everything is always fresh.  I'd eat here everyday if I had a super high metabolism.  \n\nHere's what you're getting:  Maple roll with either: strawberries and blueberries, brownies and cookies, chocolate sauce and marshmallows. \n\nDo it up.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zl6uyhgGrbqvNjfkhQMeGQ", "date": "2012-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2QNlqLcrIg9_jV0RRg_uSg", "text": "I really do enjoy the fact that this place opened up.\n\nThe staff is super awesome, the buns are super fantastic, and my cravings are satisfied.\n\nGet the Ole Fashioned with half Vanilla and half Coffee frosting. Simple, but so delicious.\n\nUp the Vegan Punx Owned and Operated Business'!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PSte6phOzvWsgtV8onEhPA", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sRKWZ86BtZja_mp4TjvP8w", "text": "HOLY MOLY thank you Cinnaholic!  I've recently cut out animal products from my diet and one rainy Sunday before a movie at the Shattuck cinemas my poor sweet tooth was CRYING for attention.  Luckily, Cinnaholic was right around the block with a *gasp* daily special of a Hazelnut cinnamon roll with fresh Hazelnuts on top.  There's not many tables inside, so my boyfriend and I took our treasured roll to Starbucks next door and sat in their comfy chairs, munching on vegan goodness and sipping drip.  Can't wait to do it again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hoYv-1zbGhlezePDJTZkcA", "date": "2012-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IIs4PkxolF0cdsk2YVXR4w", "text": "Try to not get hung up on the word \"vegan\" and you'll be quite impressed - regardless of any nutritional restrictions you may (not) have.  These cinnamon rolls are tender & delicious.  The two times I visited, I found the staff to be friendly, professional and quite quick to put together my order.   Tastes are particular - I found that the icings - having tried the almond, butterscotch, & vanilla - had a bit of weird chemically flavor.  The cinnamon rolls are not cheap - $4.25 for a standard roll & icing, but I'm sure to buy more and may just whip up my own plain icing at home (or top with creamed maple syrup I always seem to have around).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RlXfOTtpgTfcisRmukrGbw", "date": "2010-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 20, "useful": 17, "funny": 23}, "review_id": "yiC9UV3F49B3XEP8cx5bTw", "text": "I have a strong aversion to vegan anything. Sorry I'm not sorry. A few years ago I made a vegan chocolate cake and it was awful, so I swore off anything vegan, ESPECIALLY vegan desserts. BUTTER IS MY BEST FRIEND, GUYS. After much deliberation, I made an exception last year to try \"Neatloaf\" at Ananda Fuara in the Tenderloin and I hated that too.  NO MORE VEGAN, I told myself. \n\nSo this is what happened when I discovered Cinnaholic:\n\n(Realizing that this place sells custom cinnamon rolls and is only a few miles away from me)\n\n*I'M SO EXCITED!*\n\n(Clicking on the website)\n\n*I'M SO EXCITED!*\n\n(Seeing that it's a VEGAN cinnamon roll place)\n\n*I'M SO...SCARED.*\n\nWhere's Zack Morris to hug when you need him? Dreams. Crushed.\n\nI was no longer excited to try this place. The yelp reviews were so good, but they had wronged me before when I got suckered into trying that awful \"neatloaf\" in the city. \"DON'T BE A SUCKER! Vegan means no flavor and weird textures! \" I told myself.\n\nBut then I saw that they had a deal on Living Social and that bargain-loving gene that comes programmed into all Asians overcame me, and I bought a voucher. Two rolls for $5. That's a darn good deal, no?\n\nSo, as devout lovers of cinnamon rolls, boyfriend and I made the trip to Cinnaholic, expecting to be underwhelmed by these cinnamon rolls. At that point, I had forgotten that they were vegan, and while looking at the extensive icing list, I kept thinking to myself, \"WHERE IS THE CREAM CHEESE?!\" Then I remembered that it's a vegan bakery, and then I kicked myself again for buying the deal and probably let out a big sigh inside the middle of the bakery. \n\nBoyfriend ordered the chocolate chip cookie dough, I got the special of the day, which was a caramel apple pie cinnamon roll. We came, we saw, we hesitated, we ate.\n\nAnd we loved it. Boyfriend logged into his phone and bought another voucher on the spot. These rolls were fluffy and delicious, and I didn't miss any animal byproducts at all. Whoda thunk? I actually thought the chocolate chip cookie dough roll was TOO RICH. A VEGAN DESSERT THAT IS TOO RICH. Yes, it exists at Cinnaholic.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JZF94TYQ9Yxiu7RN_eHXNQ", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "50OapyWRI0Kfn5Z6Mfhqtw", "text": "I am not a dessert person whatsoever, and as a vegan sometimes that can be great since I don't have cravings for ice cream or blueberry pie or something. But, my childhood favorite of cinnamon buns has haunted me and for the 4 years that I have been vegan I have never seen a fresh out-of-the-oven vegan version, EVER.\n\nOn Saturday July 17th, my dreams came true.  I stood in a long line (comparable to Ike's Place in SF) waiting for my chance to be in the presence of delicious goodness and then, I entered my vegan version of heaven. \n\nThe cinnamon buns were perfect--the right amount of icing, cinnamon and softness. I think it's great how creative they are with toppings on the cinnamon buns too (I prefer mine plain but my partner LOVED the PB&J cinnamon bun). \n\nI will be here every weekend supporting them and my addiction.\n\nEDIT: I love this place still, but if you all have a chance to go to Cinnamon Works in Seattle, they truly have the best vegan cinnamon rolls (less dessert-y and more pastry like)!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7LaFixn8n2VyDAbPLUPTlQ", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5t5pLTKxZxdenKpUsErRCg", "text": "Dear Friends,\n\n   Go here.\n\n          With Love,\n          Linda\n\n\n\nIt calls to you from blocks away--with the balloons, the bright orange awning, and the bold letters shouting, \"CINNAHOLIC!\"  I stepped into a real doozy, not knowing what to order or what to do besides smell the cinnamon swirling around me.  So I asked for suggestions and ended up with this creamy, vanilla peachy splatter of joy in a biodegradable box to go.  \n\nIt's vegan.  It's good.  Grab a drink too because you'll want that.  I promise you will.\n\nI paid for my food by swiping my card on a Square credit card reader and signing it off on an iPad. Fancy!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bj1f2-_N-9T-9jHmlHMWFw", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "buh1ZHkFovYwbPgPiPhf7w", "text": "Cinnaholic's sweets are not only a healthier & environmentally conscious way to satisfy that sweet tooth...they taste incredible!!  I have been lucky enough to sample a few of Shannon's creations including these amazing chocolate chip cinnamon rolls and OMG were they unforgettable.  I ate 4 of them...in one afternoon!!  So, so yummy and I still think about those gooey goodies just about every day.  LOL.  \n\nAwesome people & tasty treats made by people who care about animals, our planet and making this world a better place for everyone. I highly recommend trying anything from their menu...at least you will know what you are missing out on because I do promise you - you have been missing out!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q33ijR_dOPQBEMW94vvY7g", "date": "2009-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PjmSJm9_gdYXQseFxCGseQ", "text": "Yum! I came here and had so many different cinnamon rolls.  I really don't remember the names, but I've tried the Oreo one, and the cookie dough one.\n\nYou NEED to eat this cinnamon roll while it's piping hot. Or else the icing will get hard, and the roll will become hard. \n\nAnd you also get a stamp card--buy nine, get one free! Yahoo!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "qBpYJwU0uqjPBOs1oe1mOQ", "text": "You know, there's a statistic often by vegan recruiters (of the PETA variety) that says about 30% of Americans are obese, but only 2% of vegans are obese. And I always wondered: how could a vegan possibly be obese? \n\nWell, now I know. They've been going to Cinnaholic. \n\nThe cinnamon rolls are so delicious that I cannot believe they're vegan. I didn't even think I liked cinnamon rolls till I tried some of their delectable combinations. I don't know how I'm going to keep from becoming a whale now that I've discovered this place. \n\nSo, yes, in conclusion, you should definitely stop by.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DhOq1467GyDD6kZzfgjEvQ", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "VgOGp42EH3FZbvWoXsNwQQ", "text": "You know what sucks about Cinnaholic? NOTHING. Ha! Gotcha, naysayers. So I made it to Cinnaholic this weekend -- I got my ass up and drove here from the hinterlands (read: Inner Sunset, which is not that far out) of San Francisco helluv early (read: after 9 am, which is not actually that early) to bow down at the temple of the cinnamon roll. Yes, my epic journey basically followed the pattern of the hero's quest that you once read about in 9th grade english -- I am Perseus, Luke Skywalker and King Arthur combined. So anyway, I'll continue to take liberties with mythology and get back to One Bun To Rule Them All -- holy shit. The 'old school' cinnamon roll? One bite and I was a goner.  Warm, gooey, vegan cinnamon roll amazingness. Hell yes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u8XAhVE-i12hed2Ra1ha4A", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "XDuUR0w-s8mV7fNPD3MbuQ", "text": "I don't even know if I can write this review without getting choked up, y'all. CInnaholic makes, hands down, the best cinnamon roles I have ever had, vegan or otherwise. I'm not sure if I'll even bother eating another cinnamon roll not from Cinnaholic. It had been on my radar since it opened, and when I was passing through Berkeley I was super duper excited to stop here.\n\nI ordered two of their specialty cinnamon rolls: one smores roll topped with frosting and chocolate chips, marshmallows, and bits of graham crackers; and a cookie dough roll topped with vanilla frosting and bits of chocolate chip cookie dough. Both were drizzled with generous amounts of chocolate syrup. Everything is made in-store, including all of the toppings, and everything's vegan. And fucking delicious.\n\nMy sweetheart and I demolished the rolls. At six bucks, they ain't cheap, but I really couldn't care less. Any future trip I take to the Bay Area will definitely include a visit or two to Cinnaholic.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ce7SjQWWzZGiuToPF7onvQ", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2FRyB8A3eJr28A7CQYJchA", "text": "I'm convinced this place just gets better every time I come in. Today, I got an Old Skool add pecans and my friend got a regular Old Skool. They were warm and delicious and made my teeth ache with sugary goodness. My friend is a tiny little thing but she sucked that baby down like a Dyson! Where the hell does she put it? I eat one chocolate chip and I might as well just bypass the mouth and  Krazy Glue it right on to my ass because lord knows, that's where it's going to end up. \n\nService has been great each of the four times I've been here. Fast and friendly. Love this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6kynMLGb_Nb4qyPihZvyYw", "date": "2012-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6IsczpT193A8wCjCIURk6g", "text": "The roll was dry and cold, I gonna give them another shot. \n\nI like to have lost of choices... The service was good, super friendly and nice :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IV26Uq_tJfY6cBwg8bLveA", "date": "2012-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F0ZvC-htw6itFiLLG-jxuQ", "text": "Cinnaholic's seemingly endless list of frosting and toppings is a tad overwhelming, leaving the minds of poor shmucks like me to shut down immediately and order the one thing they know that they can't go wrong with: a plain old cinnamon roll with vanilla frosting.\n\nRegardless of their exhaustive menu, or perhaps my inability to just be daring and order something new, the classic roll, with its crispy edges and warm and gooey, cinnamony center left nothing to be desired. Except perhaps, a tall, icy glass of soy milk and a friend to share the decadence. For although their rolls are guilt-free in a cruelty-to-animals sense, they certainly aren't in a caloric one.\n\nTheir staff, like their rolls, is pleasantly sweet--another reason to lure me back and brave their beast of a menu.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hFbdheIedbCwhwpa-MWiTg", "date": "2010-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LCvsL8N66TacN67Hl2dKrA", "text": "I'm usually not a cinnamon roll person, really. After spending most of my life walking by Cinnabon in the mall without giving it a second glance, I spend much of college walking by Cinnaholic, all without the urge to walk in and try anything.\n\nThen the other day I woke up from dreaming about cinnamon rolls and found myself with an intense craving for them. A quick yelp search pulled up Cinnaholic and I made the long trek there. I ordered the daily special (almond frosting with graham crackers and chocolate chips) and the \"old skool\" roll, thinking that I'd only eat one and store the other for later.\n\nAs many other reviews have stated, these cinnamon rolls are DELICIOUS. So soft and gooey, and warm, as mine were fresh out of the oven. Don't let the fact that it's vegan turn you off because I even forgot that it was until I came back to yelp to write this review. But to go back to my story - I ended up eating both of them in the same day because they were so good. The only reason I'm waiting to go back is more for the sake of my waistline (these intensified my cravings for more. oh dear)\n\nPerson who took my order was very friendly and attentive! Overall store is very clean but there are not many chairs.\n\nWill definitely be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WVQd3Knmsc3jKqUcBw6vDw", "date": "2011-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "D8-AHtaFdKw1CbP4WwgLIQ", "text": "$4.25 for a cinnamon roll smaller than Cinnabon's?! I stuck to my motto and said, everyone deserves a chance. So today was their chance, and I think it is overrated. \n\nOk, so I got the old skool kind. No special frills, no special topping. And ok, I took it To Go. Perhaps it would have been better otherwise. \n\nThey did have interesting special rolls, and interesting topping options. Maybe I will try that on my bday, when I go get my free roll, if the promo is still good then. \nI will say this.... the dough is quite soft. It looks undercooked, but its not. Even hours later, it was soft... so that's a redeeming quality. \n\nOverall, overpriced. Just go on your bday and bring ID so it will be free. Cheap ass? Perhaps. Saving the money for a footlong sub at Subway instead? Definitely.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KYYFXHOeQUeo3qwBpUoZdw", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_Df8sUfrfxTubX3c6joOvw", "text": "My go-to place when I'm having a cinnamon bun craving! It doesn't help that it the craving happens pretty often and that my office is a 2 minute walk away! It does help that periodically they have $5 for $10 groupon and living social deals that make these indulgences lighter on my wallet! \n\nI love trying to make a new creation every time I come here, but recently I had pumpkin spice frosting and ginger snap cookie toppings and it was freakin delicious. I think I'm going to stop by after work today and pick up some!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YM5Apb-nIkU3n5Hy67SUpQ", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MVZtHmN-ESxklgoNN9ffmA", "text": "I think people toss around 5 star reviews far too freely, but Cinnaholic really deserves it. \n\nThis place is simply delicious. The fact that the products are vegan really doesn't matter to me, but it is worth noting. These are simply the best cinnamon rolls that I have ever had, vegan or otherwise. The flavor choices are out of this world. Just go there now and give them all of your money.\n\nAlso, it's worth noting that the only thing on the walls (besides the menu) were 3 Misfits posters. That really deserves 6 stars.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Fz_kcUX1axwMUUHT-ok6VA", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "REhZcBHvAOpNLppQS-t4kg", "text": "I'm not one with a sweet tooth. I haven't been to a dentist in a long while and sugar usually makes my teeth tingle, it takes a special kind of sweet to really get me to come back for more, and this does the trick.\n\nCinnaholic is right, cause at this point I'm addicted to these delectable delights.  The second I took my first bite of my chocolate chip flavored roll I fell instantly in love.  To know I had even more flavors to choose from made me deliriously giddy.  Now I just want to play with the possibilities.\n\nI think I'll try a mint frosted cherry topped one, and then an apple caramel,  and then maybe marshmallow and coffee...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TSPWio3JT0FFzj1oMpNw0w", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "aMIRi1o913inIAvGo1gRUw", "text": "What happens when two girls miss their flight, are forced to sleep in the airport, and have to catch the next plane out in the morning? Stress and disappointment, I'd imagine.\n\nSee, my situation was much like this one... only we had a bag containing half a dozen cinnamon rolls, seven types of frosting, a brownie, and two giant chocolate chip cookies from Cinnaholic with us. \n\nI'm not going to tell you how much we ate, but I will tell you this: maple frosting is my absolute favorite. Lemon is a close second. Butter pecan and caramel are also quite good, but pretty neutral. I'd pick the blueberry for a fruity, morning cinnamon roll, and avoid the artificial-tasting hazelnut and butterscotch. The chocolate chip cookie is gooey and chewy and sinfully sweet, while the brownie is more like a chocolate loaf, not very rich, but very easy to keep munching on. Oops.\n\nIdle time at the San Francisco Airport? More like BEST. SLEEPOVER. EVER. \nThanks, Cinnaholic, for rocking our socks off and deteriorating our sanity, bite by bite.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5aPp3PnDs50CfWMapd7yEg", "date": "2012-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "fKBUCQE-Rf0Z40jjhpMsUQ", "text": "Is this perhaps the best vegan cinnamon bun bakery? Sure. It probably is. But finishing first in the Special Olympics in the land of regular Olympic titans means nothing. They try to hide the bland flavor of the bun with a cloyingly sweet sauce on top which just leaves a bad flavor in your mouth.\n\nOnly in the Bay Area could a place like this survive. Please, people. Don't let the vegans and their \"eat to live, not live to eat\" attitude win. Being flavorful and delicious is far more important than whether or not something contains animal products. \n\nI'm not saying vegan desserts can't be done. I enjoy a deep-fried banana as much as the next person. But cinnamon buns were never meant to be vegan. Let's keep it that way.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "d1VXeXMq67_QgdvWY1tcKQ", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "Q5hoGEorXFXWHcNyeCUjZA", "text": "I am destined to a life of obesity & diabetes because of Cinnaholic. they are that good.  \n\nsooooo many delicious & creative flavors, I could eat them until my stomach explodes. which might happen next week.\n\nI hope this place sticks around.... I'm worried that it is a one-trick pony & will go the way of all those mix-in ice cream or flavored popcorn places (wow, I really dated myself with that second example)... which means I better eat as many as I can NOW just in case...\n\nbring your non-vegan friends, this place will make believers out of them!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yfpMOZOSUK9lQ9_6m0J9iw", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1DhbOT2qG8ZcD2ONuZJ5BQ", "text": "I was lucky enough to meet these folks for a weekend a vegan baking last week, with the SF Vegan Bakesale on Saturday, and the SF Food Wars mini cupcake clash on Sunday. \nTheir cinnamon buns were definitely among the best items up for grabs at the sale and, well, their cupcakes won the clash. \nAwesome!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aQfwHkRJCJdiW44p69UemA", "date": "2009-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tj00Iyv2TSZepXgOSlmYSQ", "text": "Cinnaholic ran a half-off Groupon promotion, so we decided to check them out. Very good location near UCB, so we were surprised to find them empty at 9:30 on a weekend. I can see the brand they're going after... austere mod vibe, spare shop space with a nearly-bare preparation space, unmarked black boxes. Vegan cinnabons aimed at creating a modern, almost ironic experience of a comfort treat. Here's the problem: I like my 80s music dark and ironic; I like my comfort treats to be comfortable, cozy, and inviting.\n\nAll the base buns are the same. We purchased four different icing flavors, and didn't find a wide range of experience. All of the icings were pretty uniform in their hyper-sweetness. This isn't a gripe about hyper-sweetness, it's a way of pointing out that they could easily narrow their selection by 2/3 because they aren't that different. The buns were pretty good, a little dense and not very flaky or fluffy. People look for different things in a cinnamon bun, I know. Not as cravenly decadent as Cinnabons, but then you set the bar lower for Cinnaholic because these are vegan.\n\nFinally, $5 each is too much for what you get. Unless you're a true vegan and these are the ONLY cinnamon buns you can get, your cinnamon bun dollar goes farther elsewhere.\n\nBottom line: passably yummy warm buns, but their approach could be refined to make this cinnamon bun lover happier and more likely to return.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dJnnbScUw-Iqlbf5Q-H6LQ", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zaO3m54O5b7tk_PPp_PauA", "text": "I love Cinnamon Rolls, and this place has amazing ones! (That don't even taste vegan!) The rolls are fresh and warm, and so fluffy! And customizable with an array of frostings and toppings. They aren't big, but they're definitely filling.\n\nMy favorite frostings are Almond and Hazelnut, and personally I like pairing them with fresh fruit toppings otherwise the rolls can be too sweet. We got a Almond blueberry roll and the daily special roll (which was hazelnut frosting, chocolate syrup, and gingersnap topping), and the Almond blueberry roll was a lot better because the daily special was just too thick/sweet with the added chocolate syrup. So if the daily special is something that has a lot of sugar on it, I would recommend just creating your own roll.\n\nUnfortunately, it seems like they've raised their prices, because the daily specials are now $5, and a customizable roll starts at $4.75... Definitely worth a visit though!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Ul46U06OKQfXS-5GlUYaEw", "text": "the bff and i desperately needed to get out of town, yet didn't want to go too far, so we say in unison \"Berkeley\"!  i've been stalking Cinnaholic on fb for awhile now and was super excited to finally make the trek and check them out.\n\nthey're pretty comparable to Spinners old school rolls in Sactown, but with better quality ingredients and vegan!!!  yep, everything is vegan from the doughs to the frostings to the toppings.  can you pretty please open a location here?!  i don't even care if it's in Midtown.\n\nold skool = your basic roll with vanilla frosting.  the dough is chewy with lots of brown sugar goodness stuffed inside, oozing out when fresh from the oven.  the frosting is a perfect sweet yet mellow glaze that complements the roll and kicks the flavors up even more.  i added sliced almonds and leaned back with a stupid sugar grin.  \n\napple pie = basic roll with vanilla frosting, apples, and caramel oh so gooey right out of the oven.  can you say uber yum!!!!\n\nbuild your own = not only can you choose the basic dough, but you can choose from several different types, a huge variety of frostings, and dozens of toppings to create your own fantasy.  i'm not big on crazy concoctions as i chose almond frosting with sliced apples.  i could taste the synthetic almond a little too much so i'd stick with the basic vanilla next time but go balls out with the toppings.\n\nbe sure to ask for a punch card!  buy 9 and your next roll is free :-)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4wqKW7A9-7TfEzGClFT3_g", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mt9EF_AN_wCz8N8NEvilPw", "text": "This place is not bad, I'd say. The cinnamon buns are pretty big so it can be just enough for a small meal or it can be a hefty snack. The downside is that  is that I feel like I did a bad thing after eating one. I love that they serve De La Paz coffee, but I wish they had an ice machine to make iced coffee. I come here just for the coffee and skip the bun sometimes, if I'm in the area. Service is good, but incredibly slow.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "WndgDZGIvxuKy9y4bs9HJQ", "text": "I LOVE sweets so when my vegan friend said \"we HAVE to go to this new vegan cinnamon roll place in Berkeley\" I was like \"OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\".\n\nSo these things are BIG and SWEET. We shared the cookie dough roll because the woman working there said it was popular. It's just the regular roll with a little bit of cookie dough and choco chips on top...good though.\n\nThe reason I'm giving 4 stars instead of 5 is because our roll seemed a little underdone. I am not some kind of cinnamon roll expert but this one was very pale (not browned AT ALL) and a bit doughy throughout (not just in the middle where it should be doughy). It was still quite good though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FRHbcagDM6rbdltlMOVCxA", "date": "2010-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JXiioaYZ8Mqm7zotMxYAIw", "text": "I rarely give 5-star reviews (roughly only 5% of my reviews have 5-star ratings), but Cinnaholic is seriously awesome. It's a simple bakery where you can make your own cinnabon with a huge variety of sauces and toppings, or you can just get one of their pre-set styles (the varieties change by the day).\n\nI had a chocolate chip cookie dough cinnabon ($5) and man was it good. Soft, delicious bun, with a sweet (but not sickly sweet) sauce and chunks of cookie dough on top.\n\nIt must have been close to 1,000 calories, but how often do you get vegan cinnabons? And this thing was high grade.\n\nMy only gripes: the service is kind of slow as they carefully make each cinnabon to-order; there's not much seating (it's designed more for grab-and-go); and their tea offerings are unimpressive (generic bagged varieties, rather than loose-leaf).\n\nI can't wait to go back and try some new toppings (chocolate and hazelnut come to mind).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "e7V5B3xq3rRNxmABwFKqVw", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bg1Cdzc-7xgmxIW25BCbgQ", "text": "I stopped in for the Grand Opening today but if felt more like a soft opening. They were only selling \"sample boxes\" for $3.50. Basically, you can choose up to 4 flavor samples which were 1/4 of a regular sized cinnamon bun. I thought this was a great idea for their first day of business because it allows people to sample all the different flavors. \n\nI had the raspberry, strawberry, apple and banana walnut. All were good. The dough was soft and chewy and just like a regular cinnamon roll. Honestly, I could not tell these were vegan at all. \n\nI'm excited to see this bakery grow. I'm all about vegan food, especially baked good. Not completely guilt free but way healthier than your standard cinnamon rolls. I'll be back once they go through the opening phases and I can have a whole one. A warm vegan cinnamon roll and a cold soy milk. That's what I'm talking bout!\n\nP.S. I love that I can indulge at Cinnaholic and not even have to pop a Lactaid!! Take that, lactose intolerance!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "52-B7TATqvZKIJZ4W02fbA", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rYHc9r3FxK9VfUp3Wpi69g", "text": "OMG...THE BEST CINNAMON ROLL I HAVE EVER HAD!!\n\nEven before it opened, I was intrigued to try this new cinnamon roll place. The creative name, the beautifully made menu board, and the numerous types of icings toppings and rolls...it all sums up to a winner! The people are also friendly and willing to help with your order.\n\nI came here to get a roll for my friend and I, and we both agree that they were good. The two rolls we ordered were: (1) An old-fashion roll with strawberry icing and raspberry toppings, and (2) an old-fashion roll with lime icing and lime toppings.\n\nAnother ace in the hole they have at Cinnaholic is their student discount! Instead of paying about $4.25 for a roll, it is only $3 a piece. And with each topping and icing choice only $0.25 each...WHAT A STEAL!! In total, two rolls with one icing and topping each cost $8.\n\nI was also amazed at how they use the Apple Square as their cash register. It is convenient, and you are able to receive your receipts by email. I think they are the first place in Berkeley to use it...which adds a modern flair to this new and already-loved place!\n\nOverall...I am DEFINITELY coming back here again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "saDYN_zBEoNheolWPh5RcA", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dCmlXZDkmJgHPXdR0_I3XA", "text": "Vegans everywhere rejoice.\n\nThese cinnamon rolls are even better than CINNABON!\n\nI got to have them at the vegan bakesale in Oakland a few weeks ago. They brought a few boxes, and they sold out in minutes. I tried the oreo and the strawberry. Both were delish!\n\nVegan baked goods have a bad reputation for being dry and weird-tasting...NO LONGER!! These are decadent, huge, and just perfect. Very similar to Cinnabon, but with awesome flavors!\n\nI know these are going to take the world by storm. I just hope they can bake them fast enough!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N7HZBBKGHVU9bRUDEUUJqA", "date": "2010-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "TinkcJzAnWdV4YhvjQx4fA", "text": "Wow, is someone out to get you CInnaholic?\n\nToday I got a notice that my (positive, 5-star) review was flagged and removed. It had received a few clicks for being funny, but apparently many do not have a sense of humor, or sense at all - much like the reviewers that can't get over CInnaholic's products being vegan, I suppose.\n\nSo here it is for the cretins that want it spelled out for them:\n\nI went to Cinnaholic. I ordered their product. The service was good, the product was excellent. It was so excellent that Rick James, or rather the ghost of Rick James, popped into my head and began singing:\n\n\"Give it to me\n\nGive it to me\nGive it to me\n\nGimme that stuff...\n\nThat sweet, funky stuff! Ohhhhhhhh-hooooo!\"\n\nI went again and got the maple version. Even yummier but no Rick James. 5-stars anyway, bitches.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6g_ol1Kq4dfsfmIxLFdNgA", "date": "2010-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "UWFNoZXWn_Nj3kt80Muvkg", "text": "Vegan Cinnamon Rolls??!  This place was pretty amazing!  Their coffee is freshly brewed upon request - They literally don't brew it until you order it!  Awesome! \n\nWe ordered their Strawberry Cinnamon Roll with oat/brown sugar topping along with the traditional glaze.  Amazing!  The name \"Cinnaholic\" is really fitting!  \n\nI believe that I would have to start attending the Cinnaholic Anonymous Meetings if I lived in Berkeley.  It would really be a problem for me.  With daily specials and specific toppings, these are reasons to return on a DAILY BASIS!  Cinnaholic, you are amazing!  Thumbs up!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xkGP6IEypSiyGziN7w1KAw", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RMZpa9d7zvfiGViHJHVWsA", "text": "I'm not vegan nor do I plan to be. I automatically think anything vegan sounds disgusting BUT I will have to say that these cinnamon rolls are the best cinnamon rolls I've ever had in my life. Infinitely better than Cinnabon and I already think Cinnabon is delicious.\n\nAnyway, I got the \"Old Skool\" one which is just a regular roll with vanilla frosting and I got another one with maple frosting and pecan toppings. Both of them were soooooo good. Thanks to Groupon, I found out about this place. Otherwise, I would have never found a reason to visit this establishment. I don't give many 5-star ratings (check my statistics on my profile) so for me to give 5 stars is a big deal. Next time I come back, I will probably order a dozen to last me a long time. Good thing I live just over in the city where I can drive over and get some more. Be jealous.\n\nLet me point out that when you order your cinnamon roll, they make you wait 6 minutes because they pop in their cinnamon rolls in the oven as you order so it's fresh.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8_APo4b5Y2lDlP681zvROA", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "jiF0wNnQkKLPBq8x_5YXAQ", "text": "Holy crap...for vegan sweets these can't be beat. We sampled a few because we had already had our sweets for the day but I will definitely be back. The cinnamon roll had on aftertaste whatsoever and tasted delightful. I've become a fan of gluten free and vegan sweets. Oh yes indeed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YbZg36FoMgkKcTEPae5siA", "date": "2011-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "Mtv-p2YcKvZY7yXqVbSzbQ", "text": "Having a half dozen of their cinnamon rolls with extra frosting shots shipped directly to my belly was worth the $38 I spent and the five pounds I gained that week.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qD51vvp5Zf5DgPEGy7yfDQ", "date": "2011-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 2, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "1Bt2w6NAVxXY61Sk-cZqyA", "text": "WOW.  I'm vegan and have been cinnamon-bun-deprived for many many years.  But I think even an omnivore would be hella impressed here.  Every single element of the pastry is yummy.  The bready part, amazing; the cinnamon filling, delicious; the frostings, divine; the toppings, yumtastic.  They have 39847324 options for frosting and 83924632984 for toppings (approximately).  I don't think you can go wrong with any of them.  \n\nDrive out of your way.  Fly here.  Get a dozen for the trip home. Buy me some.  These are worth getting fat from.  Whatever you are doing is not as important as eating these cinnamon buns.  Except maybe giving me some.  Please?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uqTVZBYO1m6QlyET5oHyhg", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vlEvZxScR0y_ZYobcMR2fg", "text": "Let me start off my saying that I've never really had a cinnamon roll before.  I have dairy and egg allergies, so it's hard to find a good place to get a real cinnamon roll.  So I have no frame of reference to compare these to, but for my first real try of cinnamon rolls these are really really delicious!  When I took the first bite into my roll it was sweet and cinnamon-y and just melted in my mouth.\n\nI found this place on yelp and decided to make the trip to Berkeley just for this place.  I figured that I'd grab one take a few bites and bring the rest home.  I took one bite from an \"old fashion\" and couldn't stop myself, my wife and I ended up eating the whole thing right there and we needed another.\n\nLucky for us, the owner (we found out after talking to her for a minute) was outside wiping down one of the tables.  We mentioned how much we were enjoying it and mentioned we were getting ready to order another.  A few minutes later she brings us out a second one so we could continue to enjoy them without having to take a break :).  I planned to take it home anyways so we went in and paid for it, but I appreciate the thought.\n\nThe owner (I didn't catch her name) was very friendly, so was all the staff as well.  I'm not sure what some people were complaining about with the staff.  They were all nice and very considerate.  With my food allergies I've had people just sort of shrug them off like I was faking it or something, but the people I talked to here genuinely cared and assured me that I didn't have anything to worry about.  To me a friendly staff that makes me feel comfortable I've got nothing to worry about with my allergies is like frosting on top :).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9ZET-X9qdv2iJcIemPEy0g", "date": "2010-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "MVXYtJeOw1asju6wcXgcjw", "text": "I'm seriously too cheap to ever become a true cinnaholic...not a joke! These puppies could quite possibly be even pricier than Cinnabon (actually, are they?)...\n\nbut vegan love and baking skills are definitely present *very very moist but lacks the fluff that I love and am accustomed to* as I proceeded with my first-time visit of an order of 4....Vanilla frosting and made-to-order special toppings as well as already-prepared-for-the-indecisive-glutton specialties....At about $5/pop when 'all dolled up', I get a bit squeamish at that price point.\n\nHelpful employees who tried to tutor me in combo choices as well as ordering tactics.\n\nThey're about the size of cinnabon rolls, but just a tad less fluffy (again, they're vegan). Deborah L described this place aptly: def reminiscent of a froyo joint, but substrate=cinnamon roll in lieu of yogurt cup.\n\nSweet stuff, made sooo much sweeter if they could lower price point of their wares a bit!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "g3HFkZgloxLQCvoJ5Zs5gg", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "1jCO1hOp84YxMBsI2t3h-Q", "text": "On a quest to make a bad Sunday brunch experience better I remembered I had Cinnaholic on my bookmark list. I love cinnamon rolls, I mean LOVE. They better not disappoint in a time of need and they didn't. \n\nCame in on a Sunday after 10AM. I was surprised they already had people in line waiting to order and pick up, Wow, I'm not the only sugar junkie! Yay! \n\nHubs and I were greeted by two cute tattooed chicks. I ordered the daily special. I was in luck it was smores, one of my favorite things in life, the reason to go camping! \n\nSince it was the special it was only $5.00. No complaints. I saw that they make cinnamon roll cakes. I turned and told Hubs I want one for my next birthday (I have two months to wait, darn!) Also, you can create any kind of roll you desire frosting flavor and topping(s).\n\nIt took about 5-7 minutes and the chick called out my order. The sweet fragrance came through the warm cardboard box. I couldn't wait to dig in. \n\nOh wow, it was a sugar over load. I shared half with Hubs and he liked it too. The dough was super soft and the toppings was delish with chocolate frosting, graham cracker crumbles and a few marshmallows. I'm glad I exercised this morning I feel a little less guilty but these calories are soooo worth it. \n\nI would like for a store to open closer to home but that could also be so bad for my jeans.\n\nMisc. info: cool tip jars, \"like\" their Facebook page and drool over their daily specials pics (I do everyday) and get a punch card to earn a free roll.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l2uNHbNrt6dmW7PNklJRdg", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "jMriJ3PTWjHM-0cjXK2Q9w", "text": "Hmm... A vegan cinnamon roll? I mean we've all heard stories of such a creature, but no one's actually ever seen one before.\n\nSo, sans milk, eggs, cream, the findings? They're pretty darn good. There was a bit of a wait for them to pop out of the oven, but worth it. With the Misfits decor and other visuals it felt more like a cross between tattoo shop and sweet smelling bakery. Neat!\n\nAlso I really dug the iPad-based POS system. Guess the techie stuff just impresses me.\n\nSo my \"Old School\" popped out, hopped into a clamshell, and was slathered in a generous smear of icing. Maybe it was the anticipation, the fact that I hadn't eaten for quite some time but whatever, I lapped up that soft sticky-sweet warm little bun so quickly. \n\nMmmm just right. Nothing better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kK9OkCun5fMTk6u0PxMKUQ", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "yxbbBYRbJe8dB2lSTVinZQ", "text": "Hangover?\nBlown off at the bar?\nGirlfriend/boyfriend broke up with you?\nGot diagnosed with herpes?\nGirlfriend/boyfriend gave you herpes then broke up with you??\n\nNo matter what your ail is.. I guarantee that this will help improve your outlook.  \n\nFrench pressed coffee & delectably creative cinnamon roll creations.  What's not to like?\n\nIt's a little warm inside, but the staff is pretty awesome, and the line moves fast.  Not much space to sit, but you can get your stuff to go and enjoy the views on Berkeley campus right across the street!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4oCPGJDC-3XXfDdcp7myKg", "date": "2011-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "7Mvu6g6o1R_jhIH10OOLXA", "text": "Jose G. was nice enough to share a cinnamon roll with me that was from Cinnaholic and it was deeeelicious. It was moist, didn't taste yeast-y, and had soft frosting. It was fresh and not only looked appetizing but also tasted it. I am excited for more vegan treats and I look forward to trying their other toppings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VySvzADH5a_PHIy_ByJe4g", "date": "2010-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "5ZYbvDTwnUtuFISmBKE14g", "text": "If you like Cinnabon, you'll LOVE Cinnaholic! You'll be even more appreciative if you're Vegan and the only taste of Cinnabon that you've had is from the sweet cinnamon essence that permeates every mall that it's located in. \n\nEven if you're not Vegan, Cinnaholic is better in every way with it's exquisitely homemade flavor coupled with perfectly baked dough. Just sweet and delectable enough without knocking you into a diabetic coma. Come to think of it, comparing the two is doing Cinnaholic an injustice. The student has become the master. It is that good!\n\nThe daily special is always a good bet since it's a dollar less from their other specialty rolls. Or if you prefer, you can create your own masterpiece utilizing the variety of toppings available. \n\nI'm not sure it really matters what the topping is, I'm pretty sure you'll leave satisfied unless you happen to be an insatiable dessertaholic. These large doughy morsels are addictive! Whatever trouble you may get into after devouring one of these bad boys, Cinnaholic should not be held liable. \n\nService isn't overly friendly but it's sufficient. No bathroom that I saw and there's only a few chairs outside. Its probably a better grab 'n go option so you can hit up a coffee shop and savor it there.\n\nPro Tip: Check in for one free topping or frosting. Not that you need any more decadence in your life.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Y61y11_nYsbc2UWjDh8ZEA", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "-pdTon9IuoUYV9p9_KZh1Q", "text": "\"Wow, it must like, really suck to be you right now.\"\n\nMy friend Tamie said this to me as we hovered over the glass case in Cinnaholic showcasing their specialty rolls.\n\n\"Uhh, dude, they're vegan.\"\n\n\"Wtf?  Rock on!\"\n\nI've gotten hit with a lot of this \"Sucks to be you, sad vegan who can't have any pastries people have brought to the office.\" lately.  There has been a steady stream of croissants, scones and muffins coming into my office from friendly vendors and co-workers and i've been rather ok sitting back and watching them consume the goods, patting myself on the back and telling my vegan self that it's ok, this means I don't have to spend an extra hour on the treadmill and they will.\n\nEnter Cinnaholic. \n\nAfter brunch with my girls at Gather where I enjoyed a lovely  braised mushroom sammich with a side salad and some scallion potato hash, we sauntered past Saturn Cafe and I imagined Berkeley starting their own vegan strip mall much like the one in Portland (Herbivore Clothing, Sweetpea Baking, Food Fight!) but better.  \n\nWe walked into Cinnaholic and I really liked that the walls weren't screaming \"HEY VEGAN! ALL OF IT IS VEGAN!\"  I think you'll get a ton of omnivores more willing to try it if you're not hitting people over the head with your vegan-ness.  Slowly but surely the world is recognizing that vegan baked goods do not taste like dirt.  Cinnaholic is leading the pack.  The dough for the rolls is light and retains its springiness even after reheating in the oven a couple of hours later.\n\nI walked out with the Fudge Brownie & their daily special, the Mocha Almond.  Overwhelmed by the choices my brain froze trying to process what toppings to get with what frosting so I deferred to their specialty rolls.  \n\nI love the ipad register.  I loved Bart-ing home knowing I had a box of awesomeness to share with my sweetheart.  I love knowing that I can come back and get something completely different and it would take over 100 visits to try all sorts of combinations.  \n\nI don't mind the extra gym time I may need this week for all the sugar I've consumed.  \n\nI CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK AND GET MORE OF THIS GOOD STUFF.\n\nsorry for all the yelling.  i'm eating leftover buns as i write this.  i'm sorta shaking with joy right now.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8wHKhb9wqIHca43Xr1xJZQ", "date": "2010-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "T0qGYpRkwpKYjbKWkR-87Q", "text": "These are some of the best cinnamon rolls I have ever tasted, vegan or not.  I think its ridiculous anyone can say they are not good- you can state that you have tasted better, (highly doubt it) but to say they aren't good is just a lie.  \n\nI dont find the price too high considering that these are handmade from scratch and like I said, divine.  The choice of toppings and frostings are awesome and its really neat you can create your own!\n\nThe comments about the owner are annoying- I would like to see any one of those people open up their own business, especially a business that requires such intense labor and baking. Have any of you ever made cinnamon rolls from scratch!?  Its time consuming!  The owners have to get there at 4 in the morning, 7 days a week and its their second week in business, give them a freaking break, jesus!!\n\nTo the the couple people discriminating the employees based on their appearance- wow, bold and inconsiderate.  Would you like certain races working there too? Who cares if someone has piercings?! What the hell does that have to do with the company itself or their quality of service?!  Its Berkeley after all!  Good lord! \n\nThey will be successful because their product is awesome, rare, and in demand. They have a HUGE following of friends, family, and fans.\n\nI love you Cinnaholic!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3wxAgkMchK3QB7gPHe7Gcw", "date": "2010-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "WGrcgO_QZWK3zG9U96drQw", "text": "Can you say cinnaheaven?.......well if you can\"t now you will once you taste a roll from cinnaholic. My girlfriend saw this place mentioned on tv and thought we should give it a shot. As we approached the place my mouth began to water as I could smell the freshly baked heaven rolls. This place is not a huge place. In fact It's pretty small but it makes sense because we all know big things come in small packages lol...well, you get what I'm saying :). They have many toppings for you to choose from and sprinkle on top of the many flavors of frosting which I thought was unique. They have small and large rolls as well. Oh!......did I mention It\"s all vegan? Which I thought was another star to rate on such a cool place. As with most donut shops of course they have cold drinks for you to help wash down those heavenly rolls not to mention soy milk.\n\nLocated like right across from campus. So my cinnamon roll search is over for I have finally found my fav cinnamon roll spot. :) I'd give them seven stars if I could because they're just that good. lol....And wait til you see the pictures they have of who's visited the place. Big time celebs.... Actors/actress musicians, models etc....But I won't spoil and tell who in particular. :-P", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bx4jMMizcY74VmxswD2P2g", "date": "2012-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 6, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "l_n68F_1z7_Gfewo25T11Q", "text": "(If you are a guy or  you think like one, you may skip this part.)\n\n* Taking  the day off from work to spend time with my sister and baby nephew.\n\n* A day full of sunshine, nice lunch and family love. \n\n* Kissing them \"bye\" and having the rest of the afternoon all to myself. \n\n* Making a side trip to Berkeley to grab two hot fresh cinnamon rolls for me and my guy.\n\n* Coming home to a quiet house before he arrives from work.\n\n* A hot pot of freshly-brewed coffee at 3 o' clock in the afternoon.\n\n* Devouring a whole CINNAMON ROLL WITH PUMPKIN FROSTING & GINGERSNAP COOKIE TOPPINGS after not eating \"devil\" carbs for almost two months!!!!!\n\nCan you say BLISS?!!!\n\n****************************\n\"GOURMET VEGAN ROLLS WITH ATTITUDE\"\n\nI have always known about Cinnaholic because my vegan friend showed me this place. She makes a special trip from the City just to get her fill of these cinnamon buns. \n\nLOCATION:\nCinnanolic is located right across from the  UC Berkeley campus. It is one of the many eclectic stores on Oxford St:  chic boutique, Starbucks, Afghan buffet restaurant, print shop, etc. \n\nTHE STORE:\nThe store is spartan like a small ice cream shop with nothing but white walls and a counter. There is a huge menu board that features the frostings and the toppings. 3 garden tables are outside if you want to devour your rolls before leaving the store.\n\nROLLS, FROSTINGS AND TOPPINGS: http://www.viewmenu.com/cinnaholic/menu?ref=google\nThe choices and combination were too daunting that I was staring at the board like Bambi caught in front of headlights.  They can customize the rolls according to your heart's desire like Elvis with his PB and Banana, Rocky Road, Pina Colada and Coconut, etc.\n\nAfter ~ 3 minutes of being in catatonic state, I finally chose:\n1. PUMPKIN SPICE WITH GINGERSNAP COOKIES for me. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA?select=rs2k0CGAQodQrOverxJ9bw#rs2k0CGAQodQrOverxJ9bw http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA?select=rs2k0CGAQodQrOverxJ9bw#LCkyadNOaYGNLTHnpWMcuw\n\n2. BUTTERSCOTCH WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS for my guy. (Yes I spoil him.) http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA?select=rs2k0CGAQodQrOverxJ9bw#JKecStShQ77sGaoABi9kjw\n\nTOTAL: $10.50 for two cinnamon rolls\n\n****************************\nVERDICT:\nCinnaholic rolls are gourmet VEGAN cinnamon rolls that are slightly different from the ones grandma bakes unless your granny is hip,  vegan and from Berkeley. The roll itself was a little bit denser than the melt in your mouth rolls like hot Pillsbury that's right out of the oven. (How dare I make such scandalous comparison?!!) It did taste like something was missing.\n\nDespite the above observations and being on the pricey side of ~$5 a piece, I enjoyed my cinnamon roll so much that I licked the plate clean. Well, only my cat was my sole witness to such barbaric act. \n\nAlthough I would have liked the bread to have been softer, the frosting was  bursting with the pumpkin and spices flavors of Fall although it was a blazing hot summer day in the Bay Area. The flavors were just plain lovely. The fact that they were \"healthier\" and vegan  just sweeten the deal for me eventhough I devour animal products.\n\nI did not tell my guy that they were vegan. He devoured his butterscotch cinnamon rolls and told me that he they were good and rich. He liked them. I did reveal that they were vegan after he finished the roll. We both agree that the frostings were the best part while the bread itself was slightly dry. However, Cinnaholic rolls were good nonetheless. \n\nI usually wait until I have made at least a couple of visits before I write a review but since I have changed my lifestyle to eat \"angel (good) carbs\" only, it will be awhile before I would have the pleasure of enjoying a Cinnaholic again.\n\nNot the best cinnamon rolls ever but on a beautiful quiet sunny day like today, over a hot cup of coffee, Cinnaholic is one of life's simple pleasures.\n\n(And the staff were as equally lovely.)\n\n*Dreaming of my next Cinnaholic.*", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AboDsr79uxgp4XxAJYcwDA", "date": "2012-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 7, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "CgqyBmbCUYd5-a4LPMCRSQ", "text": "I am non-vegan, and I have a hard time believing that these rolls could be so vegan and yet so good. Honestly, they are the best and most creative cinnamon rolls I have ever eaten. When I am trying to eat vegan, I typically find myself at places like Cafe Gratitude. At Cafe Gratitude, things taste good, but extremely vegan if you know what I mean. (AKA it tastes like something a very gourmet gorilla would eat as opposed to what a non-vegan human being would.) If anything could convince me to go 100% vegan, it would be Cinnaholic, for more reasons than the amazing taste.\n\nThe woman who runs this place is drop dead gorgeous. In your head, conjure up an image of the hottest Pin-Up style brunette you can think of, (Think Betty Paige meets the prodigal female punk band lead singer)  throw on some sexy tattoos, then add +10 points on the adorable scale and you have probably imagined this lady. She is the ultimate Femme Fatale in that she kills you with deliciousness.  \n\nIn fact, all the people who work here are pretty much badass. When I went in tonight, they were playing my favorite band in the background. When I remarked upon this fact, I found that the man working behind the counter used to do band merch for that very band! I showed him the tattoo my 18 year old self got in the hopes of impressing the lead singer of said band into marrying me. It didn't work with him, but showing this man the tattoo instead somewhat validated my decision to get it regardless. \n\nAnd while I find the latest addition of their homoerotic artwork on the walls tit-illating (pun intended), I am not sure that the parents whose children probably love Cinnaholic appreciate it as much as I do. Just a word of advice to the aforementioned beautiful lady owner, as she is such a good business owner that I am sure she reads these things...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MxND_PwBeMV5pcnmiXDdsg", "date": "2011-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "2u4DSD6F8RyFXp-Crhj8OA", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 9, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "FS185hke9fhrMMMeersxRQ", "text": "I walked by this place the day it opened. It looked like an open casting call for an american apparel ad.\n\nIf you don't get that joke, you won't get the charm of this place.\n\nCinnaholic is the non-greasy, non-buttery, sweet but not sugary version of the classic cinnamon bun.  \n\nThe space itself is small, but not cluttered and very clean.  There's a cooler full of drinks, and a food wrap with sample cinnamon rolls and the creation station.\n\nThere is a student discount available, but I opted for the Oreo concoction.  Oh, it was a grand day.\n\nThe cinnamon bun itself was warm, and was somewhat light on cinnamon.  That was a good thing though, because of all the epic toppings.  The Oreo concoction consisted of vanilla icing, milk chocolate chips, and Oreo chunks.  \n\nHOLY EFFING TOLEDO it was insane.\n\nI notoriously have a sweet tooth, and this was beyond satisfying.  Also, it also happens to be vegan, which pleased my anti-meat bestie.  \n\nI capped mine off with a chocolate Silk soy milk drink, and the whole package was about seven bucks, which is a little pricey, but after having it inside of me, it was totally worth it (minds out of the gutter, people).  \n\nIt is so Berkeley, and it is so good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "C5Z9aF7RAudlQysOINRZrw", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Axy3o85Wn9dtBygRAy5f-g", "text": "I was in a rush to get a quick lunch and no where else was open/as cheap. Not the best sandwiches. It's corporate. Not bad if you absolutely have to get something quick and don't care about the quality.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dJIBKOQb7WEFukgdL_SA-g", "text": "This place is not too bad; they make your sandwiches really quick, and checkout is really simple. The only thing people don't like is the customer service, which I agree with, because the workers just talk to each other, in Spanish too, so at times it's like...wait, you talking to me or what? Also, when I needed to buy gift cards, they only had two on hand..oh well.\n\nAlso, back when they had that Build Your Breakfast deal (not worth it and totally disgusting), it came with coffee but all they did was point to a random corner and said, there's the coffee...I was confused and ended up getting coffee from the main source, which got messy.. I was supposed to get coffee from the smaller canister. oh well. their fault!\n\nThis is a good place for a college student because it's cheap, quick, and convenient, especially when you have that $5 foot-long deal. What's confusing is that sometimes they charged me tax, sometimes they don't. Please be more consistent!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dVd5RirSoKrSxtWXtxtBSQ", "text": "stopped by in between classes for a quick cheap bite. standard.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2010-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GiI-zKAmsijRDzLUyJiQkA", "text": "I've never had a problem with the food here like the other Yelpers here seem to have had.  Maybe I'm lucky, but this subway just tasted like generic subway.  Cheap, decent tasting, and filling.  The service though, is on a different level.  I have no idea why they act so passive aggressive here, but they do and it annoys the hell out of me, so I just go to Quiznos these days.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "j4F1glkWKwPTgW-VworiUA", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hatoOYMJCdktJq7Cn5AGCA", "text": "They give pretty lousy service here. All the employees are kinda sassy towards the customers or straight up just ignoring them. They are really stingy about the toppings they give you. I asked for lots of lettuce and I got two small handfuls. I asked them for some more, but he grabbed THREE PIECES and flopped them on ... I'm not sure where they learned about customer service, because they dont have any!\n\nGo elsewhere unless you are a subway fanatic, if so then go to another subway location!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2011-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ifGBfxrikaGdevJvkrjCNg", "text": "Very friendly service here and I can always get the same thing, the Spicy Italian footlong for a flat $5. Downside is that it gets super packed, especially during lunch time. There is also very limited seating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LIq-dXIug2IhDW8m7CjjHw", "text": "Normally I'm a fan of Subway.  Sure, not the freshest sandwiches in the world, ingredients-wise, but it's usually pretty damn tasty, and the prices are nice (especially for a broke student).  The Subways here in Berkeley, however, are just awful, and the one right by campus is the very worst of them.  This morning I picked up a sub around 11, and I think they used yesterday's bread, because it was a little stale-tasting.  Not cool, guys.  Their cold subs are usually passable, but every hot sub I've gotten here has been crap.  Pass it up and get your sandwiches elsewhere in town if you can (hello, Star Meats :3).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "H8ROWLnjjU28nR4czLT4pQ", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pWUL5ktiO3xHzcs5dtge2Q", "text": "Hair in sub. Not one, but several. Quality control, please.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "MKrW-Ti79Lx-4ndCBvv24g", "date": "2010-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sF9sNUJEXmqc_Ju_TjvJuA", "text": "The taste is not different from other Subway's. Limited seating and pretty busy. A good place to grab a quick bite, especially since it's so near the campus grounds.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3G2ZSgYnFA08zaj2-4FpgQ", "date": "2010-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UZLfFJnNhjjndF2zxgsYew", "text": "It's very crowded during the lunch hours as hungry Berkeley students flood in\n\nyou might have to wait more than 10min to get your sandwiches.\n\nThe customer service isnt that great either\nemployees are not so friendly\n\nbut just like other subway, sandwiches are good :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W9vNzCnN12SQdPEg6FLpwQ", "text": "This is a fast food restaurant and it gives you exactly what you expect from one. Quick service ( during rush hours it does get really crowded as it is on the cheaper side for a meal)  that is impersonal, decent food (some of their cold cuts of meat do tend to go stale at times when business is low and the sandwiches turn out tasting pretty bland no matter which one you choose) and clean enough for a hungry student to grab a bite and eat it quickly or run to class. \nThey do tend to be stingy about toppings and often seem to be confused about what you are asking them for (once i asked for swiss cheese but they went on to put cheddar on my sandwich oblivious of my request)\nThey do have cookies but they are OK and you could better for the same price a little down the road at Cream.\n\n-2 stars for shoddy service (that is to be expected from a fast food joint)\n-1 star for bland taste\n\nWill come here if im in a rush on sproul and need to grab a quick bite.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xBk_2usMc-pKLOldPBWAyg", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "140Cm-1uKVcu1MNOthl5lw", "text": "I'm writing this review for my husband, he is unable to do so because he is busy vomiting! Do not go to this franchise!!!  my husband and his friend ordered the tuna foot long on 12-24-10 around 10am and both became very, very sick!  \nI had tried several times calling them late after noon no, answer not even a voice mail! It is Christmas eve so I assume they must have closed but still surprised they close this early in the day and with no voice mail that to me is unprofessional!\n So I called the Subway Franchise World Headquarters\n325 Bic Drive\nMilford, CT 06461-3059 USA\nPh: 203.877.4281 -or-\nPh: 800.888.4848\n\nThe automated call connected me to their 24hr customer service line but there is no customer service rep to speak with personally.\nI have to wait until I get a call back, and seeing as it is Christmas eve I will not be able to talk to a real person until next week! \nBottom line DO NOT go to this shit whole unless you want to barf for 24 hours!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qfEVyk6-EcRTOjESqN0g3Q", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FJVVM3BlALOlYzzFo7-S4w", "text": "Mmm corporate sandwich. No thanks. Their whole grain bread is just white bread with trace amounts of other grains that's dyed brown. The guy forgot to give me my change, and when I asked him about it he acted confused, and rather than waste the time explaining I just let him keep it. Go away, Subway.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nVv_T1n9P3cdKtO5KmwHUQ", "text": "This is my favorite Subway location in Berkeley--apparently some other people have had different experiences, but this is why I like it:\n\n1) They don't over-mayonnaise the tuna salad as much as a lot of other Subways do.\n\n2) They don't skimp on the vegetables, or charge extra for spinach (as another Berkeley Subway does).\n\n3) They've got assembly-line production down: I've been in huge lines here, but they usually go pretty fast.\n\n4) The workers are nice.\n\nI agree that the seating is not that great, but I only ever get sandwiches to go here, so it hasn't been a problem for me. The constant smell of patchouli from nearby street vendors is not a great mix with sandwiches, but it's not that bad. The large windows overlooking the street are usually nice to be near, especially when the weather is hot. One time a pigeon flew in, picturesquely, and was humanely rounded up by the staff and released (without getting near the food).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SZjTg7iA5XIAOdxHaQox0A", "date": "2009-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tBJGOQklSJswSuO31y3FgQ", "text": "\"Like all sandwiches, when the sub was made, it was inspected. If it had been sickly or mis-shapen, it would have been discarded. By the time it could stand, it was baptised in the fire of combat, taught never to retreat, never to surrender...Subway, the finest sandwiches the world had ever known.\"\n\nNot really, but ever since they started doing the $5 any-foot-long deal, it's been real nice. There's nothing really special about these sandwiches except that you can really get a great value out of them because you get a foot long sandwich, slabs of sodium-filled meat, and a MOUNTAIN of vegetables to go with it. Best thing is it's $5 straight unless you get it heated, then its $5.44 . Expect a long line at lunch that goes out the door.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uio_GvJVy8-KqbtpQCeiUA", "text": "where else are you gonna get a quick, filling 5 dollar meal?\n\nthis subway is busy and makes mistakes. make sure you know exactly what you want\n\nminus one star because they let go of alot of seating to open up that candy store inside", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tVoOe4CLpkOK4JJW2M_RBA", "date": "2010-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W-ptATrCIZVFrog2FktHCw", "text": "I wish I could give negative stars! I never rate so low but they say there's always a first time for everything..here's to you subway!\n\nHorrible service! Employees don't acknowledge customers. They talk as they're making sandwiches..who wants a turkey and spit sammich??!! NOT me!!!\n\nI vowed to never return here by the end of my first semester if freshman year at CAL..its now second semester junior year and I never even had the urge to return!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "4U-ebVXOz369oQF7Z7V55w", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X4iAwfp02DHBpX8tvOaPEQ", "text": "The employees SUCK.\nSeriously the guy did not even look me in the eye; he was too busy talking with another employee playing with boxes.  I had to tell him what I wanted multiple times.  He began putting things on the sandwich that I did not tell him. \n\nThis is the worst Subway I have ever been to.\nNot going back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-QIou5Hi6EjavEq_Yc6WLg", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ysig0PfJ2zapRvxSbMfQug", "text": "The worst Subway I have ever been too. Why? The quintessential worst customer service. You can tell these employees hate their job and hate serving customers. Granted this particular branch receives swarms of stressed, over-worked, and probably rude students, but even on slow days, the subway people are despicable. I can recall many occasions when I needed a quick, healthy meal, and I initially thought of going to Subway, but the anticipation of facing those obnoxious employees deterred me from going. To be fair, not all of them are that bad. In fact, I like most of the cashiers. However, the people who take the initial orders are usually the worst.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "RziQnV8PxrKz62XYk059XQ", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "d7WRmEebyAyFPTuHu-c4KA", "text": "Worst subway I've ever been to. I used to come here frequently because it is so close to my apartment, but I just can't do it anymore. I cannot believe how stupid the people who work here are.\nHonestly...this is exactly the place I need to go to to remind myself of just how subhuman some can be.\nI will be avoiding this subway like the plague, even though it is so close to me.\nThe people who are hired as sandwich makers here are absolutely STUPID. Come on, subway managers. What were you thinking in hiring these idiots? I'm sorry if these people are actually mentally handicapped. If that's the case, it is not their fault, but the manager's fault for hiring them for a service job like this. \nI can feel my IQ going down every time I visit this subway. I have not experienced such an (un)enlightening experience from simply watching a sandwich being made.\nI literally had to walk out halfway today when my sandwich was being made. I would normally feel so terrible doing this, but come on... I'd rather have an ape make me a sandwich.\n\nSo about the problem: I come here (extremely) frequently to order a bacon/cheese footlong on flatbread. I have had similar experiences with a worker each time. He throws all the bacon and cheese right smack in the center of the long footlong. It is a mess. I tell him to spread it out so the cheese actually extends the length of the sandwich and the bacon isn't lumped all on one side, but he just picks everything up, and throws it right back in the center. Several attempts, and he just repeats the same process. Amazing. I never knew people fall to this level of stupidity. I'll go on MS paint and draw a picture later to demonstrate what I am referring to. It was so frustrating that this happened again today, after multiple times in the past, so I stormed out of the store in the middle of my sandwich (failed) creation.\n\nI thought after my exact same experiences in the past at this subway, that this issue would have been corrected by now. Nope.\n\nI've been to other subways and I have never had such a strange experience.\n\nI would very rarely say something like this, but honestly, I would give this subway negative stars if I could.\n\nTo the manager: I gave you many chances to correct your workers. But, alas, you have lost your faithful daily bacon/cheese/flatbread footlong customer. I will travel the extra distance now to get to a different subway.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GPhWy4J-E5P3G6wYWrembw", "text": "i had to work late last night. it was around 10:30pm and i was so hungry and knowing i had to be at work for another 3 hours made my stomach growl even more. subway is right up the street and i figured of all places around that area it miiiight be open still. so i looked for a phone number and called. \n\nQ: what time do you close?\nA: come now.\nQ: no, but what time do you close. \nA: 9pm, come now. \nQ: what?? goodbye. \n\ni guess he didn't think ahead...meaning maybe i couldn't be there right at that moment. i wasn't going to get up and walk over there to find out they decided to close down shop 10 mins after i called. \n\nwith that said. i go to subway every now and then. i've never been mistreated as a customer, but then again i can totally see how they have the potential to be rude.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "n1R5kRzsplSg2YtE906u9A", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KbxJSEHg8U4uy7lFrc6HmQ", "text": "My first 1 star review! Saved it JUST for you, Subway! \n\nI have had the extreme misfortune of having to come here several times due to time rushes and this is pretty much the best location. The sandwhiches are standard subway, love it or hate it. However, the service here is pretty darn bad. It's the same people who work here and you can tell they pretty much hate the people who come through. They're rude (even when the customers are polite) and it's just a pain. I mean, I'm 5 minutes late to class am eating freaking Subway for lunch, and I have to wait even longer because you are demanding the guy in front of you says \"please?\" in order for you to do your job? I'm all for politeness, and the guy in front probably IS kind of an ass, but c'mon now.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "lOhsij_uqqzWwJ8k3ORMdQ", "text": "Taste: 2\nValue: 5\nService: 2\n\nI'd give most Subway two stars because I think all the sandwiches taste about the same, and they're almost all equally bad. However, this one takes the cake with just a single star since their cashier has serious problems. Of all things, I had a Subway card lying around, so I figured I might as well use it here. It took me 4 different visits before they finally used it. Instead, they kept on charging my VISA and apologizing for forgetting to charge my card. Sorry, but that's not an excuse when you do it three separate times.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2389c5jj5ls8s33cgUE1Pg", "text": "As a college student, I'm all for healthy lunch options that are quick and affordable. But I still have basic expectations for customer service. \n\nThis subway is conveniently located across the street from campus, but I would rather walk to the one on telegraph than go here. I've been here twice, and each time I've received poor attitudes from the employees. Example: When the cashier rang up my order, he literally laughed at me for ordering a vegetarian sandwich. Then I wanted to confirm the price of the vegetarian foot-long, because I thought it might be a different price than the other sandwiches. Again, he laughed at me, did not answer my question, and said \"yeah, you ordered a footlong.\" \n\nI would consider coming here if it weren't for the employees. If you don't mind poor customer service & receiving an attitude with your order, go for it. Otherwise, I would recommend Bear's Lair sandwiches (across the street on campus) or Intermezzo (down Telegraph).", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QQcC4ae-EflOSkBUKgnFuA", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "e5fdD2rNW91PZEmKUEzczA", "text": "A comedy of errors from start to finish.\n\n1. A line of 10 people at 11:00am and no efforts visibly made to even TRY to look like they're moving quickly.\n\n2. I said wheat bread and the loaf they pulled out was almost black on top. I was going to say something but was in a chill mood so I let it go.\n\n3. I notice, at this point, that one female employee, standing over the condiments was chewing gum, and by the jaw movements and open-mouth breathing that was concurrent with this, I can only assume that roughly three gallons of saliva were probably sprayed over everything on the table per hour. Reminded me of those auto-sprayers over the produce tables in the grocery stores. Gross.\n\n4. I order a grilled chicken sub. The male employee begins putting American cheese on the sub without asking me. I have to stop him. I got a dirty look for doing so. First of all, I never asked for cheese. Secondly, aren't there like four choices you get to choose from IF you actually DO want it?\n\n5. He takes the cheese off of the sub and turns around and puts the sub in the toaster oven as he walks away. This happens too quickly for me to stop it. I don't get my subs toasted. AND the bread is already burned so especially not this one. But he was too far away to even get his attention at this point.\n\n6. The burned toasted cheeseless sub gets unceremoniously slapped onto the dirty prep table in front of employee number three. I say \"everything but pickles\". At this point I have every suspicion that the employees are on some work-release program from Alta Bates Mental Health. So I watch him like a hawk. Sure enough, he goes for the pickles. \"I said NO pickles, please. NO pickles. NO PICKLES!\". The nasty little buggers were centimeters from my burned, smoldering heap of sub when he finally realized I was talking to him, and stopped. I almost had to dive at him across the sneezeguard.\n\n7. Employee number five at the register asks, \"Chips and a soda\". I reply, \"both\". He rings me up, hands me the sub, and moves on to the next customer. Um... my chips and soda? He scowls at me. \"I asked you.\" I reply, \"Yes, I said both\". He grimaces, holds out his hand impatiently for more money. I only have a credit card. He rolls his eyes at me, swipes the card, charges me another $2.99 or so (which seems wrong, but by this point... wtf...) and thrusts the chips and soda cup at me, without a word, and moves on to the next customer.\n\nNext time I'm walking the additional three blocks to the one on Addison and Shattuck. At least those employees aren't off their meds.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YhCDbjMimhno9jr8OMhedQ", "text": "Subway is Subway; it sells itself as being healthy, but I doubt that it really is. The bread is made to be as addictive as possible (there is no way that is 100% wheat bread), the meat is standard cold-cuts (meaning high sodium), and the vegetables are light and watery. Not to mention the mustard and mayo, if you get those.\n\nIt tastes pretty good, I'll admit that. But I also feel like I've eaten junk food when I'm done, and it's always tempting to eat it quickly, which is a bad sign for food. It's a step up from McDonald's, but way below anything that's good for you.\n\nService at this particular location is above average. The line moves quickly, and the workers are friendly. Seating, however, is limited, so don't expect to find a table inside if you're coming during peak hours.\n\nIf you're craving Subway, this is a solid option.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kdku0oS1WU6xU8K-c3hWzA", "date": "2009-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "m54EWu4TeD4ygL-mEQpCww", "text": "the only good thing about this place is the selection of $5 footlongs.\n\nthe people making my sandwich were unfriendly. there were no smiles on their faces, and they practically barked at me when they asked for my preferences.\nsandwich making wasn't so hot either. the veggies were unevenly spreads out, and the lady cut and wrapped my sandwich without even trying to close the sandwich. made eating it so much more difficult than it needed to be...\n\ni really wish that i had read these yelp reviews before coming here. the $5 spent on this sandwich could have been made for better use at a local restaurant...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xFTrwUh1qBzDHYevdRFENg", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OuMTrLXBP2cHgms8fOGFLA", "text": "First? Wow. This Subway is not like any other Subway. They don't have those yummy, cheap cookies like other ones do. But they do have an interesting array of baked goods, including Ham and Cheese Croissants which I enjoy every so often. Also Chocolate Croissants, muffins, breads, cookies (not the usual ones!), pie-like thingies, and so forth. Haven't tried any really.\nThe sandwiches are good of course. The thing I like about Subway is their array of vegetables. Cucumbers, carrots, peppers, etc. I find it a lot more filling than Quizno's. Also, the Sandwich of the Day thing is pretty cool too.\nThe lines are pretty long though, at typical eating times. And the seating is not that comfy looking...but it's Subway. I rarely eat here anymore though--I tend to grab my sandwiches at the nearby Cheese 'n Stuff instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2008-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4b8yMxZ5p4KddENZYmjMEg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kAI0-NBKWkINgFDclDLuaA", "text": "I'm not sure why this place has such low rating. It's so cheap and convenient for college students. The staff here are pretty fast, so even if the line is out the door, it shouldn't take too long. \n\nWhy the four stars when the average is at a two? If you've been to the Subway in downtown, you would give this place a four too. They should be about the same since they are a chain and so the food quality is the same. Because their fast service, they tend to put more condiments in my sandwiches. My sandwich is more filling than the one on Shattuck makes. Cheap, fast, filling... that's pretty much all you need as a college student.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2012-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1krDkKSLGtIwwnTWW5dJRQ", "text": "gomnaru was used to be my favorite restaurant in the north side of the campus. However, nowadays the portion of the food becomes smaller and smaller. i usually order the \"two items\" of spicy chicken and sweet+spicy chicken. usually, they give me 3 big slices of spicy chicken, but today they gave me only one. Also for the other menu, for example the tempura. the tempura is so good. however, again... the portion.. soooo small...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2y4DighGW066VNQ4JjUHsg", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2dY8yZFxfwxa_KgjyZY9qA", "text": "excellent prices, and even better if you get the prepaid card. The food isn't 100% fresh, but it's still fast and tastes pretty good for the cheap prices. Great for if you're in a hurry and need quick take-out. Atmosphere isn't much, but what can you do?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_fb99OSZo4qqWwkR03wFmQ", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2KOzXMfVdGMfuNGoeIkK4A", "text": "I really like this place.  The portions are huge (BBQ chicken, Pork etc not so much on the soups and bi bimbap) and the flavors are always intense.  The spicy pork is spectacular, spicy and comes with a little salad, deep fried potato and soup.  Great value knocks up the star rating to the max 5.  Can't say I'd change a thing except maybe move them closer to my house.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2007-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6yVunybivlEH-plqXqrAmw", "text": "I've read a few reviews on here and somewhere I read that this place is under new management. So, my review is based on the pre-december 2007 era ( which is while I was attending UC Berkeley).\n\nI've been craving this place since I've graduated. It's always been my lunch stop during my college days and the owner at the time was really cool. I highly recommend the spicy BBQ chicken and add some of that good old roster sauce on it too (sarachi can't spell sauce). Off the hook! Prices were within straving student budget too and they were quick to get the food out so you didn't miss the next class. \n\nI'm gonna revisit this place soon, I just hope this whole \"new management\" thing doesn't mean food quality fell off cause then thats really gonna suck for me. \n\n-1 cause the place is so small and I used to hate fighting for seats with the neighboring restaurants... this place was good enough to have its own building.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xp4qD7Ol1vsS3BQdLwPMnw", "date": "2010-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7l5DBvx1uVWOiIpb1gDsrA", "text": "After a long morning of engineering classes, one has to wonder what's the best place to refuel yourself for the rest of the day. My answer for you: Gomnaru.\n\nI walked in for the first time and ordered the Beef Bibimbap. Although it was a bit expensive from what I remember (~$7 for lunch), it did not disappoint. I walked off after paying for a minute or so, and my dish was already served. Now that's fast! I sat down in their cozy setting and began devouring the large concoction of carrots, mushrooms, cucumber, cabbage, sprouts, seaweed, minced beef, and rice, all topped off with a hefty egg. All of the vegetables were very fresh, and the egg added the perfect texture. I've had bibimbap before, but never this good and this big! It was the perfect way to fill up an empty stomach for the day.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "abOV9AY8zJypqClLy1hxfw", "text": "Taste: 4\nValue: 3\nService: 2\n\nBack before they remodeled, I came here a couple times. In terms of Korean food, I think this place is the second best near the Berkeley campus, after Koryo. Their spicy chicken plate is quite good, which comes with an okay salad and plenty of rice.\n\nHowever, I have to give them two stars simply because the cashier told me that they take credit card, then proceeded to charge me 75 cents extra without telling me. First off, that's illegal. Second, you should at least tell me about it if you're going to charge me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B_IUV9qXXH4lKRkKxeRWhw", "text": "Typical watered down Korean food catering to a clientele that clearly doesn't give a damn. The Mexicans are the only people cooking these days. Ramen was mediocre. I always get the spicy chicken kimchi fried rice but I wouldn't recommend it really. It's just good to get when you are in a hurry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Lb37hatAjI3fgHEh2lMNEw", "date": "2008-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bnpMUsdHKjj_7mVjKKbdIg", "text": "If you're feeling cold, always consider bulgogi at Gomnaru as a wholesome and filling meal, especially in winter. They serve you the dish steaming hot and bubbling, so it really is quite awesome to have when you can't feel your face and fingers. And they are courteous:  the owner, a middle aged man, serves you like no other. He replaced my friends soup free of charge because it was too spicy. Lunch specials are very reasonably priced. And best of all, unlimited rice!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "__QmB2EFeL0aC55zNH7ETA", "date": "2010-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ceU17KuyGUC3FbqRhm0-jg", "text": "I've only ever ordered two items from this place: the spicy BBQ chicken and the soft tofu soup. \n\nThe spicy BBQ chicken is absolutely delicious!!! The flavor is yum yum yum! However, the rice varies, often times it's too dry. \n\nThe soft tofu soup on the other hand....was very very bland. It was pretty much just a bowl of slightly salty water with bits of tofu and other ingredients floating around. \n\nI give it 4 stars solely for their spicy BBQ chicken dish. I can't really comment on the other food items. The owners are nice, though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F9yr46DqjHiifaE_u_DfAA", "date": "2009-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_d4LFPr0AEApoC5BRMvqQg", "text": "I think many people hate this place not because of its food taste but its relative expensive price among restaurants in this north side food court. However I do admit that some of their dishes do not taste that great with its price; however, if you have their daily specials for dinner, it's worth it. I always order their Yoo Gae Jang and I like the owner to make that dish (if you have someone else making it, it might not taste as good as it should be). Also this place had changed its owner since winter of 2010. The old Gomnaru was really bad but I think the new one is pretty good, considering this is the only restaurant I will go in \"north side asian ghetto\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2U80Z_JxwP2ARBRF7jspkw", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dCtBWXzgCobw7szDr8zuMg", "text": "*Spicy barbeque chicken* -- it's an addiction.  I like the southside Gomnaru on Durant better than the one on Hearst.  Comes on a bed of rice with forgettable miso soup and a deep fried slice of potato.  This is a great place to come for lunch; the monster television in the background is oddly soothing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xx0TsmR3Qyb3YckSyElS_g", "date": "2007-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DihTfmI-lpIY8FrdzQ1GhA", "text": "The food was okay, but nothing to make me want to come back. The food came out one dish at a time, which is very annoying when you are sitting with six persons. The service was friendly, though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "d010TXcEo2JNSQ88UfvznQ", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DNZw4tz2RbxaWmFir04vbQ", "text": "after being disappointed by the majority of the restaurants in the asian ghetto on durant, i was pleasantly surprised by the food at gomnaru. really excellent value. inexepensive, generous portions, flavorful food, great selection and personable staff.  \n\ni ordered the spicy bbq chicken with kimchi fried rice. for about $5 or $6 i received several chicken fillets and a serving of kimchi fried rice that comprised of half of my plate. the meal also came with an order of miso soup and self-serve kimchi, which wasn't the best quality (the kimchi in the fried rice was far better) but it was a nice accompaniment for my meal. i had more than enough food for two meals, and enjoyed my leftovers the next day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GVdD_5sQADVqedZKvsi7_A", "date": "2009-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eLefVWOI7HJYNI8i33xnqA", "text": "Spicy chicken... Good size portion. No kimchi :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2oNruBNvqsuF3N5p3Xue0w", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F3vntVt-nN4ZPvvIgrX-9Q", "text": "Definitely Americanized (lettuce in bibimbap??), but still pretty good fast food. A little on the expensive side in my opinion, because I think you could get better Korean fast food that's more authentic at Bear Ramen in Southside Asian Ghetto.\n\nToday I had the BBQ Chicken with Kimchi Fried Rice, and the chicken was really good, but the fried rice was SWIMMING in oil. I couldn't finish it...it wasn't bad but Bear Ramen's kimchi fried rice w/ spam is much better. Oh yeah, my dish also came with a fried tempura potato. That was surprising...but it was good (and very oily...are we seeing a theme here?).\n\nMy friend had the japchae (fried noodles), which was pretty oily but was really good. It comes over rice. And my other friend had the bibimbap, and like I said...it had lettuce in it?! It was okay, but I'm REALLY picky about bibimbap and only like the dolsot bibimbap at Sura.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2008-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F4VbpsbWWa0lv6H18F2v0Q", "text": "How do you screw up delicious Korean Short Ribs (Kal Bi) and Bulgogi?! Basically, marinate the meat and grill it! I do it all the time at Palace BBQ in Cupertino, CA (excellent place). When my friend and I went there, both our meat dishes were as dry as a desert. Mine had so much vein and fat that I was unable to chew through the rubbery mess. Also, the waitress never served us water so that we could use to wash away the weird taste of their meat. I don't know what kind of sauce they use, but it may not be legal in the U.S. Please save yourself $13 and your appetite and never come here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CqjExcK8gzW3JtRo891dHA", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F73AXoBPsLsYZLjSxqB7hA", "text": "Oh my! This place has gone downhill since 2003 when it was at least okay. The spicy chicken plate is still okay. Be forewarned about everything else.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "j909qZ749PfVV_RlnoWQZw", "date": "2009-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fiDpjNrgnb1CLlRzd0wAaA", "text": "Ghal-bi (short ribs) plate was too fatty and the overall flavor was unsatisfactory.  Portions are good, but then again the price ain't exactly a bargain.  Steve's on the Southside is marginally better, but for real Korean food, go to New Korea House on 1620 Post St. in San Francisco.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FybY73cFucfF8IXrOm29rQ", "text": "The one on southside is much better.  This one is not very reliable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g3YLcEWnkw-Hq9zL-4PPBw", "text": "Ever since I discovered this place my freshman year, I've eaten here every chance I've gotten. Their spicy bbq chicken is a simple dish, but oh so delicious. Sure it's just chicken on top of rice with a small side of lettuce, but you get a deep fried piece of potato and a bowl of miso soup if you elect to eat in. For the adventurous type, you can upgrade to kimchi fried rice, but it's just extra sodium and cabbage IMO. If you go during the busy hours, they cook the chicken fresh, but if you're eating in the in-between hours, expect your food to be microwaved/reheated in some fashion.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gZsWZZObl0BlAylHVkfXeg", "text": "The best Korean place I've been to so far in Berkeley.  The side dishes are good (includes japchae!), much better than Toust where one of them was canned corn... I came here for dinner and had the spicy chicken.  It was served on sizzling stoneware and the seasoning was perfect.  My friends thought their food was too spicy though so maybe it's just me.  The waitress was very nice, and the setting was clean and cozy (they play SBS on the TV!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4jPsIgMZT4_Ks5-myaW9Bg", "date": "2011-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hELog9F3h4geW_KQ4hu7DA", "text": "Gone way downhill with new owners. Everything is bland, miso soup has nothing in common with any miso soup I've had. Looks and tastes like dirty water.  Cheap korean pre-ccooked fast food..", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F4Ec6wRe3Eewiz84PkhwkA", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jC34WjqBoHflKVMeQ2pfVA", "text": "I lived on Northside as a Cal undergrad for 4 years, and I have to say that the most memorable comfort meal I've ever had was Gomnaru's spicy pork. Whenever I had a craving for meat--and lots of it--the spicy pork was always there to satisfy. What's more, the spicy pork is almost always prepared very quickly, and Gomnaru packs you more than you (should) eat in one sitting. Consequently, the $5 Spicy Pork dinner often became the $5 dinner+late night or $5 dinner+next day's lunch.\n\nPrices have gone up recently about half a buck, but you still get heaps of rice (I've taken spare rice home more than once to use in other meals), that crazy piece of tempura, and some decent kim chee. In theory the soup is only for dine-in, but if you ask nicely, you can sip on it while you wait for take-out.\n\nThe BBQ chicken is decent, but a bit dry sometimes...stick with the pork. Keep in mind they don't take credit but will do your debit card with some silly fee.\n\nParking is terrible except at night or on weekends...this is mostly student fare.\n\nEdit: Went to this place yesterday afternoon, new guy at the counter, they removed some stuff, and some new signs. Most importantly, the spicy pork tasted really old. In addition, I ended up spending nearly 9 bucks there, when you count the Arizona tea (marked on can as 99 cents, owner charged me more than that) and the 50 cent fee for using my Visa credit card. The dining room was depressingly dark, the potato was soggy instead of crispy, and the pork was boring. The kimchi had gone from freshly placed-on-plate to a communal kimchi tub placed next to the utensils. All in all, Gomnaru has gone from a 5* to a 2.5*, and I'm rounding down.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5eud_FqE7VEqNaru4yv5Vw", "date": "2007-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KA1nmqA23yrcUQ4EGjj36w", "text": "Compared to Steve's on the \"south side Asian ghetto\" this place would get 5 stars.  I will have to agree with certain people in that the portions are not so great... I do have a hearty appetite and sometimes it just doesn't cut it.  Ive tried the spicy chicken plate from Gomnaru.  Chicken portion wasn't so great, but it was tasty, somewhat spicy, and moist. I've also had the tofu pot here and I think its the only one they serve.  The tofu was good, but just like everything else it lacked much tofu in it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KaUuYRhET7CKg30gChFkzg", "text": "Although I've had much better Korean food in Irvine, Gomnaru is one of the better Korean restaurants in Berkeley. It's right across the street from the north side of the UC Berkeley campus, convenient to eat at between classes or just to walk to if you live on North Side.\n\nAll of the dishes are excellent, and I have to note that the side dishes that come with the meal are my favorite! Every time I go to Gomnaru they have a different assortment of sides (which are always delicious) so meals never get boring.\n\nRecently they added more items to their lunch menu (there's a bigger selection for lunch than dinner, so it's a great place for lunch). Pricewise it's not too bad, and definitely worth your money (between $8-15 per meal for one person). I love their stone pot bibimbap and their Korean BBQ wrap (this one is only served at lunch), which is like a tortilla with noodles, bulgogi, rice, and some veggies. I also recommend the spicy chicken and spicy pork. For cold days try the soups or ramen!\n\nThe thing I love the most about Gomnaru is their tea! Their barley tea has such an addictive flavor! The tea is complimentary with a meal and I can't help but go for another refill since it balances out the meal so well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kfx4iNKWfp3nB9krNNA2vg", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "knb3cIxhLYMpeqy0twFicQ", "text": "Unfortunately the south-side Gomnaru has been replaced by Kimchee Garden, so only north-side has Gomnaru now.\n\nThe portions are great here for the BBQ chicken and the pork plates. I recommend getting the BBQ chicken spicy otherwise the straight up-grilled version is a little bland. The spicy version isn't very spicy either, but adds good flavor.\n\nNothing particularly tastes Korean here except for the kimchee based flavors, but it does taste reasonably good for the price. You get whatever meat, rice, salad, kimchee, and a little fried potato for their plates. Consistent the times I've been here so no complaints. It's college food so don't expect crazy good stuff.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KVjV_5KeWO4enEk4GN7jzA", "text": "I recommend 'Gal-bee' and 'Gal bee tang'\nAll so good.\n\nmy friends ate 'beef bi bim bab' and 'bbq chicken'  and they were also yummy, too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jb0_BOAwLb2_oSCddOU4LQ", "date": "2012-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lkAZ0IFkdRsczyvd2YQ2ZQ", "text": "I ate here a long time ago so I don't exactly remember what I ordered, but it was something along the lines of beef and veggies. They have huge portions would could easily have lasted me 2 meals. The price is moderate, I think I paid around $9. For next time, i think i'll order the meat only and rice combo since I wasnt so fond of the bean sprouts.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HrEpgPNa2QY2fgymcaDxoQ", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m8bzFLZnySHcaqsvsLXs0Q", "text": "The spicy chicken is freakin amazing and the portion is great. Comes with rice, soup, and salad as well all for 6$. Great deal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2010-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mjJcA94YZ9PooFdpjyr_Gg", "text": "I noticed that this restaurant got a complete makeover recently and their tables, chairs, and menu have been completely replaced with nicer looking materials. I came here twice to have their Bi Bim Bap before the new management and their beef platter after the new management took over, and both items were not that memorable. The nicer new look can be deceiving.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2010-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mxUSanYoo0hRNVI-Z56fYg", "text": "Gomnaru gives you decent Korean BBQ and they give you more than any other Korean place I've seen. Lots of chicken, potato and self-serve kim-chi. It's at least a $1 or $2 cheaper than any other Korean place nearby. \n\nThe only problem is that they pre-make all the BBQ at one time, so if you get in at a bad time you get cold chicken, which is lame.\n\nDo not get the ramen, one time I saw that all they were doing was taking one of those korean pre-packaged packets that cost like $2 at local asian supermarkets. \n\nThe mainly rely on students buying food, so they are closed during the summer/winter breaks for the campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2008-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ngzWkQ-aJjr6i__9GKS2SQ", "text": "Compared to the rest of the \"asian\" food in this area... how could I not give this a 5-star? =P They have changed their food presentation a bit, with the sizzling plate, but it's still a good amount of meat (maybe a little less than before, but oh well?) and it's too bad that there's no more miso soup and salad... I kinda liked the way they did it before. But I will accept the more korean-ized korean food, haha, the kong na mul is yum, but kim chi I will not touch.\n\nSpicy chicken is great. I recommend it, with spicy pork coming in second. As for the soon du bu, it's aiite. Nice to watch TV while eating too! Although who picks the channels? *grumbles...*", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2009-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o5N6Vnw7Kb0CcpmPTo71Zg", "text": "This cold weather makes me crave soup. I was on northside and I figured. Why not get some tofu soup! I had a meeting in 20 minutes so I couldnt dine in which made me sad because I was thinking of all the side dishes I would miss out on. Wah. \n\nAfter I got my order, I was pleasantly surprised to find the side dishes in its own container, separated by foil so the sauces dont mix! YAY! \n\nI got the Kim Chi Soft Tofu Soup and the portion was HUGE. I could not finish the soup and can make a meal out of what is left over if I made some more rice.  YAY!!!\n\nThe only NAY out of this meal was that the tofu soup was too oily in a it-stained-my-white-spoon kind of way. :( Wah. If it wasnt for this, I would have given Gomnaru 4 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OsMkqFZtyaaoj9Zth2tv1A", "text": "I used to think this place was great. But, then again, I also would make fun of my Korean-American girlfriend for the food she ate. Then, finally, she made me eat real korean food. Wow. My mind was totally blown. Sudobu, kalbi, pan-chan, whatever - it's all awesome. \n\nBut, gomnaru, sadly, my new discovery of what real korean food tastes like has opened my eyes to your mediocre ways. You may provide me with huge amounts of cheap food (esp. the chicken & kimchi fried rice), but you're quality and flavor could satisfy me again.\n\nAlso, don't get the soup. It's really not good. Like some kind of chicken broth with potato starch to thicken it. Eww.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5UeW6xMmWClWcOrw6cPXXg", "date": "2008-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OTSqjJ6lscm-xnYjAdUY-Q", "text": "The food is okay for the price. \n\nThere is a definite Korean vibe about this place, as it blasts Korean music while you eat. \n\nIf you're ever on the north side of campus, gomnaru is not a bad choice for cheap lunch!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LFdOAP83uARN2LJVU032CA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p-ml6HTIMeDAS2ZnRjfbQw", "text": "I had the three item lunch special. \n--spicy pork (interesting flavor, not traditional though, seems like a fusion)\n--bqq and spicy chicken -- bbq ckn was blah, the spicy chicken was interesting and surprisingly very spicy\n-- butternut squash chicken stew: was very flavorful and very spicy as well.\n\nFor $7.50ish, I would recommend you give it a shot, not an everyday eatery though. \n\nInterior is very cozy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PxpyO5Pto1VVx3kpM9sw1g", "text": "Good food and really affordable prices. They've raised the prices a little and cut down on the portions, but it's still a solid choice any day of the week.\n\nNothing beats a nice hot tofu soup when it's raining and cold outside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RX6ZYTNV7gvBKFF0DSw4nQ", "date": "2007-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q3fsxJk7h94rTPsG2qFFDw", "text": "(trying out Yale romanization cuz yelp still only allows latin characters)\n\nLooking for a place to live in the city, and staying with the in-laws.  It was pretty trying, and I was exhausted.  Asked the interwebs for the closest korean restaurant, and here we go to gomnaru.\n\nThe owner & cook were both really pleasant.  The teevee was playing some korean variety show.  The whole thing made me really wanna be in 'pwusan' (where at least I know how to find an apartment....)  i asked them to make me 'toincang ccikay', and they said they would.\n\ncame out, looked good, had 'cokay' in it.  Sadly tho, the food tasted just like the only korean restaurant in Nuremberg.  I'm starting to think that korean restaurateurs try to americanize their food by replacing 'myelchi' and 'ces' with salt and chicken stock.\n\ni mean, i gobbled it down, but i'm not sure i'm gonna go back.  i wonder if there's something here that doesn't just taste salty.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YhhQY5RTlm5Ok9BexyKV6g", "date": "2010-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qPl-D03ej5YlDmlNcoQc9A", "text": "The spicy BBQ chicken plate is very good here.  It's really cheap ($5) and has a lot of meat. Everything else is fairly decent, but I really don't see a reason to come here and not order the BBQ chicken. Plus, I really prefer Berkel Berkel for bibimbob anyways. I also like to come here since it is fairly quiet compared to the asian ghetto.\n\nOverall, you could do much worse for $5 in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "30gnRW4wM87crhkmzoa4Gw", "date": "2007-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RcJ8Ya7_Zy0ykfvr74_Ehg", "text": "I got a three item combo to go and it was a hot mess, literally. I got the doppoki (hot rice cake), spicy chicken stew, and the fish cake soup. When I opened up the box of food...it was just a red saucy mess. \n\nThe doppoki and spicy chicken stew were a big let down. The flavor was really bland and the chicken was super dry. The sauce for both of them was watery and wasn't even very spicy. \n\nThe fish cake soup was better, but wasn't good enough for me to really want it again. The broth was flavorful and light as were the fish cakes themselves, but I've definitely still had better. \n\nI don't understand how so many people flock here for lunch all the time. Just because you're a college student, it doesn't mean you can't get quality food. For sure, the food here is cheap...but even still, I won't be coming back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LRqQiuBvA4TDyyCtbeGjDQ", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RW-3lHRxjeIjktf_T-nQ-Q", "text": "Way better than freaking Steve's not Korean BBQ. The combo bbq plate for lunch is about $6.50 and gets you beef, chicken AND pork ... the best korean within walking distance of campus hands down.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dJAoG82CBmiKc3Nb2YfQdw", "date": "2006-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sh34vsML-Hy9Ym6nlB-oAg", "text": "I reeally wish this place were better, because I live and work so close!  The food is just ok, but is always ridiculously salty, which I really can't stand when I'm guzzling gallons of water hours afterward.  I've had some really good meals and other meals that weren't satisfying in flavor.\n\nI'll go back cuz it's there and it's ok, but not something to go out of the way for.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pRmwJ6jt3ClpH4JIaAF0yA", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "shcYYxX4KCOWi-qjW_ZLgQ", "text": "I used to eat here every other day for lunch during my college years.  Bring back memories of BBQ chicken and spicy chicken, I still remember the days when you got couple pennies back from a Lincoln.  The fried potato pieces, the tender chicken, the crispy salad all danced in my mouth while I sit in the back of the lecture hall.  At the same while having classmates stare at me lustfully, hoping I will spare a small portion of my treasure.\n\nHowever, the cooking went downhill ever since they try to open another one on southside of campus, probably cuz lack of concentration of the cooks, or change of management.\n\nNow, the southside Gomnaru went out of business, while the northside one recovered slightly back to the glory of olden days.  I do try to relive my college days thru the cooking, but its now slightly off.  I guess it still gets 4 stars for nostalgic's sake.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8xjJmWVJVHzm7X4-lf2SSw", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WRZ2ex2-Yk_N7GcLFfIQAA", "text": "I came here hungry so despite the fact it is cheap, I found that the portions were small. I ordered the spicy pork and potstickers. The pork was spicy but the rice helps kick it down a notch. The potstickers were just ok. They had a few tables inside which is where we sat. Outside was crazy busy. So if you want a table, come early or plan on table crashing with a stranger.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2011-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x6BIadot7g4L5Ei9AkJc_A", "text": "It is a rare occasion that I don't finish mine, and my girlfriend's meal. The food was horrible! I ended up leaving half of my bi bim bap, and didn't even attempt to eat any of my girlfriend's wrap. I don't know a lot about Korean cuisine, but my meal had some kind of twig and leaf paste...I am assuming it's some kind of North Korean delicacy.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "YNEkAgXkjDxREiUKByWQ4w", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XhtrXYLLc4igyztiq7LwvQ", "text": "2.5\n\nCame here for lunch. I got my food 2 minutes after I ordered it. That either means it was someone's old order or everything was pre-made.   I would forgive them if the food was good, but it was so plain, I regretted walking up the hill to get this.  Save your money and walk across campus to the other Gomnaru. The food tastes better and it's fresh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YN2JexxuOjEP4o6Z2r07nA", "text": "Still a good option for lunch on the weekdays, but food quality is inconsistent. The combo lunch boxes are pretty good value and you can get a good meal with a good variety. The chapchae, fish cake soup, vegetable curry, spicy chicken, and spicy pork are all good options. \n\nDuring dinner and the weekends they offer waiter service, but service can be quite sporadic when the owners are not there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2012-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ypCwT9vg6ero4ToeQTIHSA", "text": "3.5 stars.  Have gotten the BBQ chicken plate  twice.  Chicken was a little dry both times.  The first time it was topped off with a sauce which was nice, no sauce the second time so it lacked flavor.  Price is okay, but please ditch the styrofoam containers!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yrOPIAoCuTLGK9Uw-6FTpA", "text": "Gomnaru fed me 1-2 times a week 3 years at Berkeley.  The complex that it's in probably provided half my meals.  They have relatively inexpensive meals, large portions, friendly service, and everything is good!  I think I had their spicy chicken almost every time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aziIWnzGOYC1LLcmU_ME4A", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZZzGpjnwfcF5RcqYZyUlMA", "text": "Tucked in a small corner of the food court, I was attracted to it by the Yelp sticker,  Service was ok and since I ate at the table outside, I didn't get much help besides my food being served.  I do like the fact that customers can use a big coke cup and refill hot tea as much as we'd like.  Tried the Bul Go Kee lunch set, the beef came in a bowl with onions and pepper, it was ok but for $10, I was hoping for a little better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ie3iiRHqynB9j3MZ2yOH8g", "date": "2011-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "8L3oi-XtLnT9Xua8g46dlA", "text": "Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but I'm ****ing you up.   \n\nWhat happened to thus memorable place,  if you are gonna switch owners and change the menu why don't they rename the restaurant?\n\nThis place used to serve this unique thinly sliced spicy chicken that was so tender and juicy. Not to mention it was five bucks.  This was five year ago.  \n\nI understand if the prices went up to like, 7-8 bux, which is still 40% ish increase.  No. That's too low. Now it's almost 11 bucks if u tip. \n\n11 bucks for what?  For garbage served on a hot plate. the chicken was thick, dry, and painfully spicy.  It wasn't a tasty spicy like spicy cheetos.  It was like eating paper with sriracha sauce. \n\nI give them one star because the staff were nice. But clueless.   \n\nSorry, please rename this restaurant.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "X1B-b0cgTuNgyywQdsf2Eg", "date": "2012-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6NEMM4GKqQhV4WpAvJiFSA", "text": "The 2 item lunch is by far the fastest food to be served in the NorthSide Asian Ghetto area. There is plenty of food and it comes with miso and kimchi. I ordered the bbq chicken and korean noodles and it took less than 5 minutes. The food quality is fresh and the service is excellent.\n\nTLDR; Fast service and good food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8y0DMrI7Avj41lq-uwOriQ", "text": "When I want to get filled up and only have $5 in my pocket then I stroll out of my lab and into Gomnaru. The bbq chicken is plentiful and very tasty, but man does it stick to my stomach! I have to make sure I don't need to bike home or do anything productive after eating here. I think they've opened a location on the Southside too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aP7TWC8W2U1ob9w_Q4OZ9A", "text": "I've never been here before the new management but i come here all the time now even though its a little inconvenient for me. I love their bi bim bap because its a healthy enjoyable meal, the spicy pork with salad is delicious! And the soft tofu soup is a great boiling hot clay pot dish for a rainy day. The prices are pretty average and reasonable i think, from $6 to $8 for lunch =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tYTuQi25FDaamjSquUGwDg", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jLmPpNq9d7lA3EoXO4wdow", "text": "Well I've only tried their spicy barbecue chicken, but I see no reason to get anything else, I love it every time.  The wait usually isn't too long either, even when they get busy during lunch, and they give you a lot of food for just over 5 bucks.  If you're on the north side of campus it's definitely one of the better places to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7rzZDVWCuVO0A8dh3nxDnw", "date": "2007-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LU2LNI4qdA56VxJ3x8tFMw", "text": "spicy chicken --- @ $5", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pXhv5Awj_gove9sjfuAxrA", "text": "The food at gomnaru was definitely much better before they changed management.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vn7JtT64IYTKFbqJ5vvKAQ", "date": "2010-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sj47ch4QRC6jiJdr5jtz0w", "text": "All I eat here is the spicy BBQ chicken.  Thats it.  I love it so much I have dreams about it.  They used to sell it raw and seasoned so you can make it at home when I was coaching at Cal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "t5CV4vYhFrFbsGM2Z_oWQQ", "date": "2010-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WPMYSWDfqWsOWtfWPsfMIQ", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nDropped by here for a group dinner before a group meeting. We had purchased the MunchonMe deal about an hour beforehand and were excited to devour.\n\nThe prices here are more expensive than what I normally see at Korean restaurants, but then again, I don't eat at the many Korean places that aren't all-you-can-eats. The menus are laid underneath the plastic table top for convenience!\n\nWe sat down at our table, and the waitress brought us all water. We wanted barley tea, but we weren't sure if it was self-service near the counter or waiter-serviced. We eventually asked our waitress, who brought our tea over.\n\nThe banchan are provided with your meal rather than before you meal, which was a bit disappointing for our hungry group. The originally served 5 banchan: tofu, kimchi, bean sprouts (spicy and non-spicy), and rice cakes. The rice cakes were delicious! When we requested a second round of banchan, they included a 6th banchan of stir-fried carrots, zucchini, broccoli, and cabbage. Also yummy!\n\n|| F O O D || \n\nBeef jap-chae dinner special: Glass noodles, cabbage, bell peppers, carrots, beef, onions, rice, soybean soup [$9 normally, $6.75 through Munchonme]\n- Soybean soup was decent.\nTwo mounds of white rice with sesame sprinkled on top. Lots of rice! Lots of starch @___@\n- A large portion of japchae with large pieces of beef! I still wish they had more beef though.\n- The seasoning and balance of veggies and sauce was well-done.\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nThe food was good and the service was fast, but without the MunchOnMe, I find it to be pretty pricey. I probably wouldn't return.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "24TyR3xoAQFr_UenWTrPmQ", "text": "Decent Korean Food.\nDecent Lunch Menu.\nDecent Spicy Chicken.\nDecent Service.\nDecent Prices.\n\nI'd say this place is pretty decent.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZGT9H35Edi4y8rHYSqSKfg", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cYt7s3lyu1t6nGSc8ZFIFQ", "text": "Spicy bbq chicken was the reason why I grubbed here a few times. That and public policy classes at the Goldman School in North side. \n\nWhile it satisfies a craving, sometimes the chicken comes out 'soggy' and void of tenderness. It's kinda gross actually, feels uncooked (even though the establishment swears its well cooked). \n\n+ Rice dishes comes with miso soup, salad, and fried potato\n-  Bland salad, dressing is too watery\n+ Fried potato is the best complement on the dish\n-  Miso soup is only warm sometimes, needs to be hot for it to be good\n-  Need to work on professionalism and hygiene - dirty front area and the cashier is known to work without his shoes or socks on (ack!)\n\nFinal Call:\nIf I'm on this side of campus and have that occasional craving, I'll be back. Otherwise, the competing Thai restaurants in the area gets my dough.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "os6UKaaeFi_qIIVcZYNcfg", "text": "The best Korean BBQ near campus.  Large amounts of meat.  My favorite dishes are the BBQ chicken and the bimbimbap.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OXjGVMi-ipYS_Or1NqjE9A", "text": "*Under new management*\n\nI ate here w/ a couple of friends. Small but gets the job done. We ordered BBQ Pork Sandwich w/ cheese (reminds me of a Korean version of Viet sandwiches, comes with salad), kal-gook-soo (Korean noodle soup), BBQ chicken, pan-chan (Korean side dishes, kimchee being the most important). Washed it all down with hot tea. Everything was delish. \n\nThey also serve fusion dishes that are influenced by Mexican and American cuisines such as Korean style burritos w/ choice of bulgogi, spicy pork, and chicken and sandwiches w/ same choices of meat.\n\nThere are several indoor seating w/ TV, K-Pop (aka cool music) and outdoor seating. \n\nOverall I'd come back as a repeat customer. Don't miss out if you want tasty, authentic family style Korean food in Berkeley area and for reasonable prices!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Dzc9tAMsHU4q6THZ-gpSCQ", "date": "2010-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vG6CxCabj1u02RmMqp7aUg", "text": "Pretty good, but honestly it takes about 9+ bucks to get enough food to be full. It's really not worth going to when there are so many other choices right next to it. \n\nIf you MUST go here, the spicy chicken with kimchi fried rice is pretty good. But seriously, it's probably not worth it - they reduced the amount of food they give out and it's a bummer that they did.\n\nedit: Against my better judgment I went back there. They didn't have prices listed so I just ordered a normal chicken with rice type thing. It cost 10 dollars... :( It's my fault for not asking beforehand, but I won't be doing that again.\n\ndisclaimer: they did have a \"special\" for a vegetarian meal for ~8, so that is more reasonable, especially if it is for something that you are interested in trying!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pM46x0GfDX4R1ZxLVDuRAg", "text": "It's interesting to see the different star ratings for this place... it's like people either love it or hate it.  There are definitely some terrible Korean food establishments (Sorabol??) but this is definitely not one of them.  Deep in the depths of a North Berkeley alley-esque food court that doesn't see as much foot traffic as Shattuck or Telegraph, it's a hidden treasure!  What I had:\n\nKalgooksoo: Knife cut noodles in a soothing and comforting broth made me melt in my seat.  They put shredded seaweed and all the traditional ingredients like the shredded veggies, potatoes, and meat.  This is my favorite thing on the menu. MMM!!\n\nSoft tofu soup: Came out bubbling hot in the classic stone pot with chewy beef and spicy veggies soaked in the delicious broth.  Smothered it over my rice and went to town.  Nyams!!\n\nBulgogi+Spicy Pork+Spicy Chicken: Flavorful, spicy, chewy yumminess.  Get in my belly.\n\nSeafood pancake: I always get this at any Korean restaurant as an appetizer.  (It's hard to mess up on this, I think, so it's safe to order anywhere.)  Nailed it!  \n\nThe painting that surrounds the interior is nuts.  I can't imagine how someone painted it by hand and with such details!  Makes me feel like I stepped back in time to a distant village in the homeland preparing to feast on wholesome, traditional Korean cuisine.  (Minus the kpop playing softly in the background or the flat screen TV)  I left smiling from ear to ear and a bag of leftovers.  Hope to come back soon!  :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7z-Crwkwo3wyngtjFhdJ9A", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "cCpESjHsatnPr41ttUfALg", "text": "if you are Korean, you hate this place.\n\nIf you are an American of Korean descent, you kind of sort of hate this place.\n\nIf you are a non-Korean who is familiar with Korean cuisine, you will hate this place.\n\nThe rest might find this place palatable. \n\nAt the risk of sounding malicious, though I wish no ill to the business, seriously, Gomnaru? You really need to step up your game because this is comparable to the Americanized Chinese food-- Korean version, only worse because for the price, I expect better.\n\nTry this place if you want some quick bite to eat (since there really aren't many Korean restaurants near the north side of the campus). But if you're new to the cuisine, don't expect to be wooed by this \"experience\" because trust me. You won't be.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rke-uYHINHJmYKk7nXxzYw", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B3l2pRCF3yhW9ckzPzikoA", "text": "The only item that I've ever ordered from this place is the Spicy BBQ Chicken.  It's a very simple dish: 2 or 3 BBQ chicken thighs seasoned with a pizazz of spiciness served all over rice, garnished with an unsatisfying small pile of lettuce...but it's ok! b/c it's topped off with a tasty deep-fried slice of potato!  It's a good portioned meal; some days if I miss lunch, I eat here at 3pm and it keeps me full until late at night\n\nBack in the days (2 years ago?) I would eat here quite often because of the cheap prices, but they've raised their prices since then.  When I'm low on cash, I get iffy about spending my money here because I can get a more flavorful, eye-appealing chicken dish next door at Camille.  But variety is good and I would still consider coming here for the spicy BBQ chicken.\n\nAdditional Tip: If you really like the deep-friend potato, ask for an extra one!  They'll give you one with no extra cost!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4lf3Nk0OgESZm1T6jS5WJA", "text": "High-quantity, mediocre Korean food. I go there for the big screen TVs.\n\nBBQ spicy chicken is a safe bet.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2007-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Z_nXxZR_0pqEqUzY-EE3zg", "text": "Decent food at reasonable prices, but hot damn, an unreasonable amount of msg.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jHjDtFD_Rjxr95UZAG1yvw", "date": "2011-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZwdyHnOjhDgSrssIrzAI2Q", "text": "Great place! Their lunch specials are cheap, especially with a prepaid punch card. Lots of choices and very quick if you need to dash off back to Cory/SDH/Soda.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wsr5VAAJd3koixCbNWlWRQ", "date": "2012-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_h_FGkQ96sFahQFj61O3RA", "text": "The spicy BBQ chicken is awesome.  The portion is huge and it's super cheap.  North side food can't compare to south side food, but the spicy BBQ chicken is one of my staples between engineering classes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g9OIHb-q1b-EcjiFvWLiuA", "date": "2009-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mcYUgaWJU9syjMXNTTyzNg", "text": "My friends love eating in this little area because it's cheap and nearby. I was in Boston for awhile and had awful Korean food, so I was hoping to get some good Korean food to compensate.\n\nI was hungry, so this place did the job for me, but it was by no means the Korean food I was hoping for. I ordered a two-item combo with spicy pork and jap chae. Pork was a little tough and the seasoning was kinda... off? It wasn't as flavorful as I expected it to be. The jap chae was good though, the noodles were the perfect consistency. Rice was a good consistency too. Portions are big.\n\nI'm not crossing this place off, but if I find myself here again I'm going to get a different meat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kNxlninqmXRj7Hh0laNpjg", "date": "2011-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VDJxn4dxzB3tSR8uR-2uPQ", "text": "This place was my favorite student lunch restaurant. It's at the very end of the North Campus Food Ghetto. They have excellent bibimbap and their lunch special BBQ dishes are pretty good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lxB0GHoRlY-6BsdW_64pKQ", "date": "2006-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zSc8i8rkv12sqEnUEeDl0Q", "text": "This is my favorite Korean BBQ place near campus and I have eaten here about a billion times. The food is always really good and they give HUGE portions of meat. I love the spicy BBQ chicken! The portions are so big it makes two meals for me so for $5.30 I get two lunches. That is hard to beat!\n\nAddition: This last time I went I was 30 cents short on change to pay for my meal and he said it was fine and I just gave him $5. Super friendly staff!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3tcUVD0T1lqDquvVhl-_xA", "date": "2007-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zZLYu9_LofyuUJ__hlDQEA", "text": "I lived off Gomnaru while I was a student at Berkeley.  I have since moved to San Francisco and all other Korean places I've tried here are not only less tasty, but also pricier.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pwX9k8JfzLSnULbvV_mrlw", "date": "2012-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aVI6Rynz-_F4-sWcBORwtQ", "text": "Gomnaru, on the northside, definitely enjoys a slightly better ambiance than eateries on the south side.  Came here today and tried their bibimbap w/beef.  \nServing was pretty big, with lots of veggies and meat on top.  Not crazy about the lettuce in there but I just got that out of the way first.  After a while I realized that it was pretty oily...which I'm not really used to in bibimbap.  \nMy friend got kimchi fried rice...I think I've had better kimchi fried rice in a Taiwanese restaurant...but the accompanying meat was good [chicken]...not too dry :)\nAt $6.50 after tax, it wasn't a steal, but was on par with other campus places.  \nMy search for decent bibimbap in the area goes on!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0l9MY_ovQcBogtqMcXE7VA", "date": "2008-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iMfdMSjOIF_GoZgaVMbwVg", "text": "Tried this place today and it was just OK. I didn't love it or hate it. They didn't have the lunch special because it was Sunday so my girlfriend and I ordered the Bulgogi Beef from the dinner menu instead.  When we sat down my girlfriends spoon was dirty and we had to ask for another one but the waitress brought her a new one promptly. The food came quickly but the portions are really small for the price. The beef was also kind of bland but the sauce on the bottom was very flavorful so you have to saturate the rice with the soupy sauce for it to taste good. Moreover, their small appetizer dishes did not have a variety. It was mostly pickled dishes and didn't come with Kim Chee which is what I love most about Korean restaurants. Overall this restaurant was decent and I would come back to try their lunch special if I were in the area but wouldn't go out of my way to come back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GjVTZwgR4Z6VAc7tZ5ZXZQ", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QF07__qZ9WUnCk18Fgk88A", "text": "Compared to their southside location, this place is unbelievably hit-or-miss. Their spicy pork plate can range from bland and mild to painfully spicy. The volume of toppings they serve on the bibimbap varies quite significantly. And worst of all, the meat tastes slightly undercooked sometimes, which is rather unsettling.\n\nThey have a television screen in the back dining area, usually showing ESPN, but on occasion, gems like MTV's \"True Life: I Want the Perfect Body\".", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2006-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6z4TNOUTDg0bB0aC9KalPA", "text": "After the remodeling they had a year ago, this place looks pretty cool. It's the \"coolest\" place to have lunch in Asian Ghetto (north side) because they use foam letters for their menu.\n\nCome for the daily lunch special: $5.99 for 2 items, $6.99 for 3! Friendly, generous portions. Best of all, it's not cash only, while all of the rest of them are.\n\nFor lunch, it's sort of school-lunch-y-Chipotle-y style. They have trays of food. You choose, and they scoop. \n\nThis is a three primarily for the value-- for lunch. We would avoid coming here for dinner. It's a lot more expensive, and the portions are smaller. And the stuff tastes way worse, for some reason.\n\nOnce we had a really good gomtang there, but then we never found it on the menu again. And when we asked the people about it, they didn't know what we were talking about. \n\nHOW MYSTERIOUS.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MSwnEugaNRe50qXy21-fFw", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c7fQQPeXhmEr3zwR1eUqOw", "text": "Small Korean joint in the Hearst Food Court, the Northside version of the Durant Asian Ghetto (http://www.yelp.com/biz/durant-square---asian-ghetto-berkeley). Short menu with a few K-BBQ items, stews (chi gae), soon dubu, and bibimbap (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA?select=gDQtE0BP4olsZ5YgCOVJqQ).\n\nI saw a BBQ Trio deal from MunchOnMe so gave them a try wondering how they compared to Southside Steve's BBQ (http://www.yelp.com/biz/steves-bar-b-que-berkeley#hrid:obMqk9kLh4q87ZtN3QXMpQ).\n\n5 banchan came out first with some kimchi, fish cakes, tempura veggies, honey potatoes, and seaweed salad (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA?select=gNFtNfb7RUE7eXbDGsh-UA). The BBQ Trio had some sesame seed dusted rice and a miso dressed salad (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA?select=3wwlt4sGpaiOHfY6SVDULw).\n\nMuch better quality than Steve's. Lean cuts of reasonably juicy meat (chicken was a bit dry). They did give me spicy beef instead of spicy pork, but I can live with that. Also, fresher kimchi / better banchan than Steve's. Came with a small bowl of miso soup.\n\nServing size was smaller (maybe due to deal?), but I think worth it for the better ingredients.\n\nStarving student scale: 4+ stars\nKorean food scale: 3 stars", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tstsvodsoj_0xWSEMnHpfQ", "text": "mmhhmm this place is gooood and fast korean food! you woulda never guessed, considering its in the ghetto with stores around it that are a-ok to eat. \nIt's so close to campus, right across the street, and I only ate here bc it's the only place that accepts credit cards, which is a plus! for those who don't carry cash.\nSince its more like an express place where everything is premade, I expected it to be like those chinese stations with food ready for your choosing and the quality to be minimal, but it really did surpass my expectations! not only that, but it was one of the best korean food I tasted around berkeley for a cheap price, considering how expensive korean food is. I got the 2 dished for around 6.50, which is kinda expensive there considering the t.c. garden which has 4$ meals (but no credit card accepted)\nI got the spicy chicken, which was soo good, and the dok bok ki, which was surprisingly okay since I thought leaving it in a hot metal tub would overcook it and make it soggy, but it wasnt! kimchi was spicy and good too, but they didn't give me free miso soup like the other review indicated. unlimited tea and water for your liking, and it really does make you full! I wouldn't suggest eating the dok buk gi with rice and spicy chicken though, tastes a bit off, but try something else. They always give you an egg if you order it though.\nThe atmosphere is surprisingly comfy though considering it is at the ghetto.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eSovBfz8diIbXYamn5U95Q", "date": "2011-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TuySWBbUsz4pGS3U7leJQQ", "text": "I used to love this place when I was an engineer at Cal.  I've gone back a few times since and, after a few ownership changes, it's just not the same.  The spicy pork used to be my standby, and their menu used to be simple -- basically 5 or 6 plates that people ordered, and a couple of other things that people didn't really order.  Now they have a very elaborate menu, with 20 choices and combination plates and numerous things that aren't very Korean. The spicy pork was still good, but not as good as before, and the portion size is MUCH smaller than it used to be.  I'm still a fan, but I long for those good old days...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SqSMWBHD2Lklf_8W5MftPA", "date": "2011-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "K_oFzEjpKIbIqOCVDBHfLA", "text": "This place used to be a 5-star cheap Korean place back when it was owned by that old Korean guy and his one Mexican ho who was the chef. \n\nNow it has been replaced by a younger guy who cares more about marketing and decorations than food. He buffed up the menu and pictures and dumbed down the food. \n\nLet me tell you what you get if you order ramen: \n-Soup\n-Ramen\n-Green onions\n-Tiny portion (about 8-16 ounces)\n\nYou used to get a BIG portion of: \n-Soup\n-Ramen\n-Delicious real carrots and vegetables and spices\n-Meat of your choice\n\nLet me tell you what you get if you order Bi bim bab: \n-Tiny strips of fake egg (excuse me? I've had Bi Bim Bab before and I am not a Bi Bim Bab N00B. I know that it is supposed to have a real DRIZZLING fried egg on top!)\n-Way cheaper vegetables than the standard plate\n-Way less meat than the standard plate\n\nThis used to be quality dining, but now it ain't. \n\nThis review is for 6 months ago. If the restaurant has changed since then, this review will not reflect those changes.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wPCC8JoHIJtlkCaXzBt2PQ", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Kuql2nEsdWmeHhc3KuMj4Q", "text": "I came to the one on Durant, by the Asian ghetto. The portions here actually aren't that huge...or maybe I eat too much because I finished the whole bibimbab ($6). It was delicious, with beef mixed in all sorts of unidentifiable vegetables (but hey, they tasted good). Came with a little side of okay miso soup.\nThe downside: Our food took quite a while, even though there was hardly anyone else in the restaurant. My friend said that his BBQ chicken plate was \"okay.\" It looked sort of boring to me. Chicken and rice, yay.\nAlso, I would like my bimbimbab ten times more if it were served in one of those sizzling stone bowls that make the bottom of the rice/other stuff all nice and crunchy. yum.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FQ85Ay0f3SOA3uYqtQBxiw", "text": "Finally tried this place for lunch after living next to it for 3 years now...and I kinda regret it...\n\nFood: \nTofu soup: WAY TOO MUCH SPICY OIL in the soup. There was literally a highly unhealthy layer or red spicy oil that covered the very top of the soup. It wasn't too spicy but it just looked disgusting. It completely coated the spoon I was using and the rice I was trying to eat with it. Kinda over did it. I couldn't really even concentrate on what I was eating I was so distracted with how disgusting it looked. \n\nService: \nNone, you order at the counter and your number gets called when your order is ready\n\nAmbiance: \nKinda a small, hole in the wall place. Very dim and shady looking. If there weren't so many people eating there for a quick fast korean food lunch meal, it would CREEP me out to eat there. \n\nPrice: \nThe tofu soup was $7 which was ok for tofu soup but NOT ok for the quality that was served. \n\nOverall:\nNOT COMING BACK. Sorry.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 7, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EpL-BqUwp5t09vwQEFVNfA", "text": "Ok, I rarely do updates on reviews.  In fact, I've only done one other than this one.\n\nTried Gomnaru again because I was craving Korean and this is the closest place from my building.\n\nThis time I got the beef bibimbap to-go.  It was actually pretty decent!  Lots of food (and not skimpy on the bulgogi) and it tasted surprisingly good.  I guess I can't write off Gomnaru after all!  Will have to give it another try sometime soon to see what else I can get.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PjYaEnWRFB7uogiAeaXQQA", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VQjUU-zyU5LUitGCPHNGLA", "text": "I had a banging plate o' Korean food for under 7 bucks.  I can't tell you if it was high quality, but I can tell you it was tasty and just the right amount of spicy for this white boy.  It's a shame I never wandered in here before when I was a Berkeley resident.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2012-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "4D7IdtyRjH8qxcsHaz1-GA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "wp7zF2Y0YNgiBwe3fBddDQ", "text": "Oh Gomnaru, why are you my favorite Berkeley restaurant?  When we first met you were all I ever wanted in a restaurant.  You were quick, delicious, and oh so inexpensive.  Just 5 dollars would satisfy all my needs.  Sure you have a host of other options, Bulgogi, dumplings,  Fried Noodles, and soups.  But 9 out of 10 times I was lured in by your siren song that still calls out to me now: BBQ Spicy Chicken.  I can see it clearly flattened pieces of deliciously marinated chicken, dancing on top of a bed of white rice.  All accompanied by a small side salad, croquette, and miso soup.  If I asked I you kindly you even gave me refills on rice and soup.  I was in love.\n\nRemember the good times we had together? The countless times I caught Monday Night Football as I finished class, how I had free reign to your TV when we had our alone time.  I even supported all your crazy decisions when you decided to open up a Southside location.  I defended you even when others said you changed for the worse.  But, as time went on you started to abuse me.  The croquette, the amount of rice and even the chicken shrank.  What did I do to upset you?  I still defended you though.  Even when you hit me with a price raise, and promised never to do it to me again.  So I came back time after time even as you hit me with another and another.  My 5 dollar meal now cost me 5.95, what was I going to do with that extra nickel?  Give it to you of course.\n\nOh Gomnaru I'm not trying to tell the world why I hate you.  I'm telling the world that I love you in spite of our your flaws.  Because when times were tough you were always there for me.  On a rainy berkeley day there's nowhere I'd dine with than you.  You and your bottomless miso soup (if I asked), endless rice (if I asked), self serve kimchi, free water, free tea, and cable television.  No your dirty carpet and furniture from the Seventies won't win any beauty pageants, but you've won my heart.\n\nYours Forever,\nAndrew F.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "85mZbcEWEr_PmbDeBFrJeA", "date": "2009-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0YjnbkrbO8SZ80I0PJuFBg", "text": "Where has this taco truck gone!\n\nI haven't seen this little gem in months! The employees in the truck were always SO nice and the food was very reasonably priced!\nOnce I just wanted chips and guac (my fave) but it's not on the menu. So they gave me a huge bowel of guac and a bag (like market bag) full of chips for $3. \n\nI miss it :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5IBMM2FjTAcuNjDmlZH8Zg", "text": "Good, quick, cheap bite to eat.  I stop here once a month or so.  The tacos de lengua are my favorite.  Considering it's hard to find a really great Mexican joint in south Berkeley, this place earns extra points.\n\nLike someone else said, they're always super friendly--somewhat rare in this part of town.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nmiJ5fFouffXmoNXThJyjw", "date": "2009-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kRPh_p_1WZuI30rO_TcoVQ", "text": "I haven't been in Berkeley for several months, so I don't know if this yellow and blue trailer is still here, but if it is, EAT THERE! The tacos are amazing at a very low price (2 for $3 if I remember correctly?? with chips). They stack the toppings on these tacos too so you definitely get your money's worth. Best part is you can wash down this delicious snack with imported Mexican sodas that use actual sugar instead of corn syrup so they taste so much better.\n\nWhen I frequented the UC taco truck, it was run by a father and his teenage son, and they were always friendly, quick, and the food was consistently amazing every time. \n\nI would eat here over those other places on Telegraph any day.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-5s2sLobT3eC9vBdZ7xeKw", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ll0n8wMTbk3VnAqw9V7nWA", "text": "This is the most authentic mexican food you can get in Berkeley. Not like that fake chipotle stuff (even though i like chipotle). The service is excellent and the prices are cheap. They have great combo deals. if you haven't been here, you are seriously missing out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jcr5xVkXWqDHdMHGeS0o3g", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NjvtdejZQswcmliIQ2ZeMg", "text": "This is the best mexican food around UC campus.\n\n$1/taco!! amazing! Comes with radishes and carrots and all that goodness.\n\nNot many vegetarian options, I don't think, but few mexican places do.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bP3d8owFQT795t3Vdv2c2g", "date": "2009-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R0bw0TZpXSDeKXtTgUUM9w", "text": "For the price and convenience, this place hits the mark.  The tacos aren't the best ever, but for the price they are.  Now offering free range organic meats for an extra 75 cents.  Also, Mexicoke!  Ah, the real sugar sabor with my tacos...perfect quick lunch!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Hw6C4z4iogKaB81UnLHVwA", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "riw5myXtCJy95mqw08qFZQ", "text": "This taco truck is a bit camouflaged because of its location - the big, green Desi Dog truck next to it definitely attracts the eye. However, if you are looking for a good, cheap meal, the taco truck can provide that for you. The portions are not huge, but big enough. Prices are great, and I wasn't even charged tax!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bTBo_0Qaw1cxFoAJbUt2DA", "date": "2009-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vA3Z6jQhHH1M6wRHGeGHWQ", "text": "Looking for a quick bite, I saw this taco truck coming back from class, so why not right? I got the 4 tacos for $5 and the regular burrito for $5.50. \n\nHonestly, NOT GOOD. The burrito was full of rice, very little meat whatsoever. There was no taste to the burrito at all. As for tacos, I got two al pastor, one carna asada, and one chicken. Al pastor is a traditional Mexican pork that I love, but al pastor at this place tasted like leftover barbecue! It didn't even resemble what al pastor taste like. As for the carna asada and chicken, they both lacked flavor, masked by the flood of salsa they poured on my taco. It felt like i was eating just salsa in a tortilla at one point. HORRIBLE. They get 2 stars instead of 1 star because of their convenient location and price. But paying not a lot for terrible food isn't really worth it. \n\nSave your taste buds the horror, save some money, go somewhere else.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZRMHcFqbgnf8bNcfMn1Zvw", "text": "OH MY! I just had three carne asada tacos yesterday for dinner, basically six, for three dollars. Absolutely DELICIOUS!!!! Seriously, these guys are super nice and its one of the best taco places in town!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GTdciFF4eh0OuA9jPhG5iw", "date": "2009-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "of2hR0TzVjIczYq1nB3vew", "text": "This little truck on the soutside of the UC Berkeley campus is great.  The tamales (vegetarian and meat) are nicely cooked , soft corn and taste very good with verde salsa.  Also, one tamale only costs $1.50 and they are very filling.  \n\nBeyond the wonderful tamale, they serve a variety of tacos (vegetarian and meat) on SOFT corn tortillas - for those like me who don't like crunchy shells digging into your gums.  Every variety of taco comes with guacamole and fresh vegetables - not too common for your average fast food joint.\n\nDon't know too much about the meat, but others who go with me say that it is fantastic.  So if you are ever in Berkeley during the week between 11-4 and are hungry this place serves good, cheap Mexican food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "THSbEpfh-yMxdUII-NSOgQ", "date": "2005-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eOqzhFivY7G1mIXoySRdwA", "text": "It took me a while to finally get around to trying the taco truck, and it took me a while to find this listing on Yelp...\n\nBut it was all worth it!! Mmm...delicoius street tacos with a variety of meats of your choosing.\n\nI got a single pork taco with a pork tamal for lunch. I think a single taco is $1.25 (4 for $5) and they come with guac!! The tamal was around $2? It was soooo good, and pretty big. The pork in the taco was a little on the dry side, but it didn't detract too much attention away from the taste. I'll have to try marinated pork sometime.\n\nQuick, easy, delicious, AND cheap lunch! That's hard to find around Berkeley...I'm definitely coming here again. I'm just surprised there aren't more reviews! I guess most people just pass by it thinking they'll try it later, like me...or they can't find this Yelp listing...\n\nIf I remember correctly, there's a sign for happy hour tacos 4-7pm? Maybe another Yelper will post about it?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oOnE-KIJVukG7tfwEVV08g", "text": "How can you not love a taco truck?  Actually, I can think of many ways you can not love a taco truck, but this one's got everything about right.  Friendly guy?  Check.  They make it fast?  Check.  When they get it wrong, they're good about fixing it?  Check.  There are a bunch of people hanging out around it, proving that it's good.  Check.\n\nGotta love it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2008-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ckqXxyLSZcS-_SrMDF3Ecw", "text": "It's lunch time and you're walking on Bancroft Ave, eager to get something to eat but not looking to fork over more than $5.  Out of the corner of your eye you see a shanty looking trailer next to the flamboyantly green Desi Dog truck and you say to yourself, \"This decrepit Taco Truck must be horrible.\"\n\nWRONG!\n\nThe Taco Truck is one of the greatest eateries on campus!  Okay, so it might seem like a shady trailer that houses a kitchen, but once you get passed that you'll discover that the food here is quite delicious.\n\nWhile I was a studemt at Cal, I would frequent the Taco Truck during my lunch break - maybe about four times a month.  As previously mentioned, the portions there are quite adequate for the price you're paying.  My favorite thing to get at the truck were the Tamales - available in chicken, pork, and possibly a few other varieties of meat - and a glass bottle of Mexican Coca Cola.\n\nI haven't been to the truck since I graduated, but at the time I was going Tamales cost about $1.75 each!  I'm sure the price has probably gone up, but I bet it'll still be cheaper than any of the closest Mexican eateries nearby.\n\nThere are a lot of things that I miss about Cal post-graduation, and my Taco Truck Tamales are just one of them.  Once you get over the fact that it's just a trailer, you'll find some good Mexican food waiting for you!\n\nBreakdown:\n\nFood: 9\nPrice: 9\nService: 8\nAtmosphere: 8\nLasting Appeal: 10\n\nTotal: 44/50... but I'm going to round up and give them 5 stars because they deserve your service!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T2B6bMAw2RNvl27O7x12-Q", "date": "2009-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "anasRVvmLFEKYmKVOB4ASA", "text": "Cheaper than Chipotle and tastes better than Chipotle. Comon, Chipotle isn't real Mexican food at all! The people in the Taco Truck are always so nice.\n\nTheir regular burritos are $4.75 without tax but you can order a \"Super Burrito\" which is not on the menu. It comes out to $6 flat and is just as big as the Chipotle burrito if you're really hungry. It tastes way better too because their meat isn't sitting inside a steam tub all day.\n\nThey cook everything to order, make everything there on the spot, and have two different agua frescas each day, usually horchata and some other fruit juice. Their meat isn't being heated in a steam tub. They get it out and cook it on their griddle inside so it's moist and juicy.\n\nI recommend the Carnitas, Al Pastor (marinated pork), and the Lengua (Tongue) as fillings. Thank you Taco Truck for bein' real!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "oNOKgv2nFv3lDKn_UvxLQA", "text": "its my 4th year and today I've finally gotten around to giving this shady lil taco truck a try. boy have I been missing out; the food is cooked to order in that tiny lil kitchen and its dirt cheap!\n\n$1.25 a taco or get 2 tacos w/ chips, salsa, and water for $3. \n$5 gets you 4 tacos w/ chips&salsa or a nice hot torta. \nand they also have tamales, burritos, quesidillas, etc etc... pretty extensive for a closet size trailer.\n\nI ordered the 4 tacos ($5 flat) - 2 carnitaa, 1 tilapia, 1pork. they were all out of the al pastor, chicken, and carne asada which was too bad and I wasnt brave enough to try the beef tongue or whats not. next time! but these were definitely delicious (better than La Ba) authentic Mexican tacos and I'll definitely be back to get one of their toasty looking tortas. FAVORITE NEW LUNCH SPOT!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RugiruRsLxooWa5aE5Z5lg", "date": "2010-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "T1vskk4u7qF2xzZMKpdvyQ", "text": "I think people underestimate the value of food trucks on campus and this one is a gem. If you're looking for something cheap and on the go, this is it. While the hot dog truck next to it receives more attention, this is where it's at. The service is nice and everything is made to order. The al pastor is good here and the carne asada is not bad, though the carnitas is just as dry as usual. For such a little truck, they even carry a couple of agua frescas and horchata too, which I usually stop by to get when I'm passing by. Plus, it's one of the cutest taco trucks I've ever seen, not industrial looking at all...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5FioG81fXr7DKVqfzN8uyQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "1jiI7r6bTvRd6LOgTshF_A", "text": "People need to show this invisible taco truck some lOoOove, because the Desi dog truck next door is just such a damn obnoxious attention whore with too much bling (yes, I'm talkin' 'bout those LED lights and its recent makeover). Honestly now, hotdogs with mystery meat or authentic tacos with carne asada?! \n\n4 doubled-up tacos for $5, with choice of meat + lettuce, tomatoes, and slices of lime and radishes. I posted a picture to do this truck some justice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M1CoMdlEFktYLIXBTXWzsA", "date": "2008-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0ALYd8kGtrFG967CozqDaw", "text": "Good Chinese food.  Quick service and good portion sizes.   Not exactly healthy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mcbOSW8dlg3QE6-g7DfFcA", "date": "2009-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0r_wM3vqMgJrAbPIQYCDVw", "text": "Cheap Chinese food.  Food quality is alright. Got the sweet and sour chicken.  Meat is tough.  Less oil, which is good.  Self serve restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hY5NpV2GutXQaYmwZEeMqw", "date": "2011-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2yklYt7cwtv1_F4cj3Shaw", "text": "Usually I just take my order to go, and for $10, it's more than enough to keep me full for the rest of the day. Be warned if you're paying with a card, because they will charge you a fee. You might want to pay with cash, if you can get the chance.\n\nAs far as taste goes, I have no complaints. It won't make you a die-hard fan of the place, but it'll definitely fill up an empty stomach.\n\nI think the greatest aspect about this place is the casual atmosphere, though. If you wanted to talk and eat with someone, this would be the place to do it. The din of background conversations, the easy lighting--it makes for a 4-star friendly atmosphere, though the food is only 3.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VrWSCcH2CigZtlz_zc1ioQ", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Cun0wc-EkCoAJmUuDF6Nw", "text": "Located in the asian ghetto, the food here wasnt too bad. I believe its due to the extremely fast service. It was moderately priced, but lacked a lot of the meat. And trust me, none of the food matches the pictures. They take debit/credit card, unlike most of the other places located in there. One strange thing was that when you were done with your food, there was no where to put your orange tray away. Oh well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5emzmUjtGEbYYM2EkfO43Q", "text": "Sorry Mandarin House. I used to really enjoy dropping in and getting some quick, cheap, tasty chinese food with you. But not after today. Finding one hair in my chowmein was pretty gross, but something I could overlook for all the cheap and tasty clean meals you've given me to before. People have hair, I get it, it happens. But another one in a separate item? Sorry, but that just suggests uncleanliness. I sort of have a black list for places where I find hairs in my food (I'm looking at you Ramonas Cafe), and sadly, Mandarin House, you are now on the list. \n\nWhat shall I do for my cheap chinese fix now? I'm not sure. Probably just walk a little bit extra down to Great China. Damn they're lunch specials are cheap, tasty, and even bigger. I will miss your huge pot stickers, though. Farewell, my friend.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CqhbtM3Wr9ptfYGBAzTNtA", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6guLspKPNDI3HSZxQCfEdQ", "text": "I would eat ramen before going to Mandarin House (actually, I have). The customer service is pretty bad--the lady is always rude to me and would talk about me in Chinese to her husband (or at least, the man who works there that I assume is her husband). She did this until I spoke IN CHINESE to her (and thus realized that I knew everything she had said). The food is horribly greasy and pretty bad.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "h4haiSBs7yu_iERTPMGagw", "date": "2008-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7HC-d_G4Kvyz7yQVdQ2fAg", "text": "Mandarin House was a staple restaurant for me as a student at Cal and was part of my weekly rotation.  It's simple Chinese food for poor students and they load it up on salt and grease to fuel your educational endeavors.  This is my close to campus Chinese food of choice and if you're smart you'll make it yours as well!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1mdwR2US8Z_CBWYuFMWWNg", "date": "2007-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Le-V3A2vi4GJg6dDKpSgQ", "text": "This place is so so, prices are decent, food is ok, Not spectacular, but compared to other asian food places around the bay area it's sub-par to say the least. Service is decent, speed of prepardness is decent as well.  Not horrible, not great. end of story", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6SK_vCkbIFC8xQ-vSSoK4A", "date": "2008-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9B5psq6FydkINmHePT7X9Q", "text": "This place is OK. A good choice if you're eating with friends in the Asian ghetto. The menu is expansive, and the little lady who runs this place is awesome. The food is decent (especially the soup). I wouldn't call Mandarin House a destination by any means, but it's certainly an acceptable choice if you're wondering where to go in the food court.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2007-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aQsVKZkp3ZNR44q86QoLmg", "text": "it's in asian ghetto... what can i say?\n\nhowever, if u order the right things, you actually get pretty authentic chinese food. don't order any of that stereotypical sweet and sour pork or sesame chicken... order beef chow fun or their fried rice. those are pretty authentic tasting. BUT i have experienced on occasions where even the authentic food was just plain... not too great.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-Ogn5620cFIWFtxTu1X-fA", "date": "2006-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ATHPEO6nAjMSV_WeJR51Ig", "text": "I have have decent food here before, but to be honest, the only reason I ever come is that they accept credit cards and Thai Basil next door does not. Tonight was different. I ordered the Dry-cooked Chicken, and was really disappointed. For $9 I got some warm rice with bone-in chicken on it. Or maybe that's chicken-in bone. 75-80% of the \"chicken\" was bone, 10% fat and skin, and the rest meat. Disgusting.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_dVoCfF-Ld9dGA2yz1Gc7w", "date": "2011-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aymMbZ8Y8u8pdIV98kuzEQ", "text": "Pros:\na lot of chioces\nMediocre chinese food...\n\nCons:\nRelatively small plate compare to Chang Luong Restaurant (2nd floor on durant)\nDrinks are so so", "stars": 2, "user_id": "b46m-0uCf07pVOmbynolGw", "date": "2008-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B6JS8hvgZHtv55mV7prvqA", "text": "The food here is cheap but not all tasty. Had the Beijing spare ribs, and it tasted like it had a lot of sugar. The Indonesian fried rice was dull and bland. We ordered the red bean ice and were given a disgusting  concoction of milk tea with red beans (you call that red bean ice?!). When we asked the server (and/or owner?) if that was supposed to be red bean ice, he had no idea what we were talking about. As a naive freshman I also tried their pandan waffles, and that was less than spectacular (waffle was not hot and crispy off the waffle maker!). Came in here twice and never went back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "S-LLxAbN1S6z-FalqNPgfg", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B7PyThZnEzCrhDzHnwd-iw", "text": "It's alright, but I've definitely had better Chinese food. I always get the Ma Po Tofu, and it always lacks flavor - not to mention that it's not even prepared the way Ma Po Tofu traditionally is (spicy, lots of flavor, ground meat mixed in).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BLhbHfuEaFP4eTGy_I4rUg", "text": "Let me just put it this way:\nI love noodles. I would eat ANY kind of noodles. Fried, boiled, steamed, baked, etc. You get the idea.\n\nI ordered the chow mein here, thinking that it would be AWESOME (voted best Chinese food by Berkeley students -- but EVERYTHING in the Asian Ghetto is voted the best of whatever).\n\nI threw it away after one bite. I really wanted to give it to a homeless guy (there were like 10 across the street), but I thought they'd get furious and chuck it at my face.\n\nSorry, it was HORRIBLE.\n\nPS: the dumplings here were soggy and BLAH as well.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pWLW9r0Z25HvQFsnzXBwYg", "date": "2008-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bujxxrM5KpWZHrQno-yuSQ", "text": "Ordered: \nBBQ Pork Fried Rice + Boba milk tea\n\nBBQ Pork Rice ($5.75)\nLarge quantity, tastes cheap, might give me a stomach ache, but filling!\n\nBoba milk tea (2.50):\nBoba balls were mushy, milk tea was cloyingly (ridiculously) sweet, offensive to my mouth.\n\nOverall cost: $9.10\nAnd I have no idea how that happened. Tax shouldn't be that much more.\n\nStill has a credit card minimum (which is now illegal).", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LTLNlnLlT8JjmJI32WvhFQ", "date": "2010-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ctQrop-hTiRgApCgVG46-A", "text": "Normally this place is decent, but I came on a busy lunch day and I was really upset that my food took over 45-minutes to prepare. I wouldn't have came if I knew they'd take this long.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AckthJikDsJq_56DLd5_8g", "date": "2012-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CZQ9f9QQdNyGn0ACZqY96g", "text": "A staple of the Asian Ghetto.  I love all their breaded chicken dishes (Sesame and Sezchuan especially).  The chicken itself is of much better quality than MANY fast Chinese spots.  \n\nThis place is cheap and tasty at the same time, a must eat for any Cal student (or friends visiting from out of town).\n\nHowever, don't assume this is the typical Four stars.  It's all relative to other places like it.  One of my favorite spots around campus FO SHO.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1MCsYBXP-e4kH1yh7jL0Ug", "date": "2006-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DUvX2rio2Ao9pdgzTLTO4A", "text": "Living in San Francisco's Hayes Valley, there's a lack of decent, no-frills, cheap restaurants.  They are all expensive and haughty (except for Flippers). And, nothing is worth hopping on a crowded bus or walking to. \n\nThat is why I really envy you Berkeley people. The area surrounding your campus is a plethora of cheap, semi-delicious (who cares when you're hungry right, all tastes the same) dining. \n\nThat being said, this place hit the spot. Yes, it's greasy. But IT IS Chinese food for godsakes! I had the tofu and pork rice plate for dinner and fried onion pancake as an appetizer. They were both very well portioned  and delicious. I could barely finish both and brought a couple slices of the onion pancake home.\n\nThis place is not horrible, nor is it the best Chinese food I've had.  \nI don't know what you guys are talking about, but this place was worth the trip from S.F. Not that we went strictly to Berkeley just to eat here.  But I'm just saying, if you're in the area might as well stop by if you're hankering for some good and cheap Chinese. \n\nAdded bonus: Its open super late, like to 12/1 am.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DAIF6BwUEBCPqPvhNby9IQ", "date": "2008-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dvs1SybP388B6FlJ5eSe_Q", "text": "I came up here to visit a friend and was taken out to the infamous Asian Ghetto for dinner.  After spending like 20934809284 hours deciding where to eat, I thought I take a chance on Mandarin House *sound music*!  The service was cute as the elderly lady was friendly and wasn't afraid to joke around with us.\n\nHowever, i was in the mood for spicy beef, so she recommended Szhechuan Beef with extra spice.  Unfortunately, the beef was not spicy AT ALL.  Maybe next time, I should tell her to dump the entire bottle of spice in it! :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BymqWdfAW6QxSHYDxGuXUQ", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dw11xLYJZrMtyZfAzFoZYQ", "text": "So most of the food here is pretty average except for the pan fried noodle with chicken.  OMG!  It's the only dish at this place that rivals Lotus House, but it is by far the best thing they have!\n\nThe food is greasy and cheap, which is great for after that late night of partying and general debauchery that we students engage in.  Service is fine, but there is a little bit of a language barrier if you don't speak Mandarin and need to ask for anything complicated.\n\nI've been coming here for years, and probably will continue to.  As long as they don't stop serving pan fried noodle that is...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EY-6UiFJRKz3uH00ZTINgg", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EF0kbOK7nDGzeAGkdyhSjQ", "text": "It was okay.\nI ordered the tofu curry jauntz.\nIt was like 6 bucks during lunch. It was okay.\nThe curry tasted good though! Everything else was kind of meh!\nI didn't even get a Fortune Cookie! SMDH shaking my head", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RzfYW15KepJZqPjlnazlNg", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eo_3Uc_c_uixvJHbcsPLhQ", "text": "They're one of the last restaurants left in Durant Square from back when I attended Berkeley.  Taste of Taipei is gone, so is Tokyo Station.\n\nI used to frequent Mandarin House often as a student, and seeing the grumpy lady behind the counter was strangely comforting for me (perhaps I missed home?).  Well, I took my family there today for a trip down memory lane, and the same lady was still there!!!  I excitedly told me son that this was the same lady that used to work here 10 years ago, to which he replied, \"Wow, she must be old.\"\n\nI tried to remember what dish I used to get when I came here, but I couldn't remember.  We ordered a soup, a fried rice, and mushroom chicken (which ended up being a rice dish too), and my wife and I and our two kids couldn't finish the food.  Talk about big portions!!!  All for under $20, too.  (Dang it, I just remembered, I forgot to tip!!  I guess we'll have to go back again.)\n\nThe seaweed egg drop soup was yummy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZikyfBhlMpzKSkxaHocq4Q", "date": "2009-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G8NQn9uHrt5n-tiPLGb1VQ", "text": "I've given this place a few tries and have faced the same disappointment each and every time, bad-not sure what the hell is in there-food.\n\nThe last, and final, time I was there I ordered some Mongolian beef chow mein. It came out looking like the typical dish, greasy and glowing orange from the hot peppers. I took a bite and was like \"blechhh this doesn't taste like any mongolian beef i've ever had before!\" It had a strange flavor that i could not pin point at the time of consumption, but as I left I realized what it was, it tasted like a BURRITO!!! Now I'm not trying to hate on burritos because I think they're very tasty; however I expect Chinese food to taste like, well, Chinese food!\n\nThat's about all I had to say on the matter, good day.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "HE_rQgiFst5z610WDTuzNQ", "date": "2010-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GieNL_lgupcLsBmovYGwJQ", "text": "In my endeavors to find cheap Chinese food. I found it! But usually when I look for cheap Chinese food. I don't expect it to taste so cheap or even be a little overpriced. The only part that was cheap about Mandarin house was the quality of the food. Pretty terrible...\n\nI'm a big fan of dirty Chinese food, but this just wasn't on par with any Chinese places I know. They charge a dollar extra to do half chow-mein and half rice, which is just absurd! And the service here is slow and has that Asian demeaning not so friendly vibe to it. Haha.\n\nThe only thing I liked about it was that it was Chinese food and Chinese food always tastes good. But in terms of price, taste, and service. It was no good. No second visits ever again.\n\nthe Great,\nGumZ", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ViAczEMmp3WQDxX0z6TwKA", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gRBmVh1OyLwh1wL1FBpmAA", "text": "Cheap and fast chinese food when you're near Asian Ghetto. Period. \n\nThe only thing I order here is their BBQ pork fried rice ($6.31) only because I LOVE BBQ pork but I simply can not find a place up at Berkeley that sells it...Which is indeed a seriously depressing matter that I have no solution to at this moment. However, even though it's bbq pork fried rice, they have a tendency to DICE the damn bbq pork. Other than that, the fried rice is mediocre but very filling and your food comes out very fast. \n\nI did try their boba one time, but please don't get it. I beg of you. The milk tea boba is disgusting to be honest. The boba was mushy and sludgy and had a hard tap water after taste. What the f***? *insert no me gusta meme* \n\nThe one good thing is that they do accept card here unlike the other half of Asian Ghetto. And you could probably eat here everyday for as long as Gandalf lived and not be able to try out the entire menu. That's if you're able to read it of course. PLEASE MAKE THE FONT BIGGER. Might as well have a braille menu, right? I guess I'm just bashing on the restaurant now, but their fried rice isn't too bad. I'd take Thai Basil over it if their line was shorter.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "UMQWYXnDUluAxGZfKWN9bQ", "date": "2011-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GTmDj5-1FgP740depFmlXg", "text": "of late i've noticed the portion size has been bigger.  The dishes are still hit or miss, but i've found the peking spareribs to be a solid choice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gVzPE9fFvnbCdJV6I4a6Wg", "text": "I really wanted cheap, fast Chinese food because my fridge was very very empty towards the end of the week. \n\nI got cheap. And I got fast. But I did not get tasty. \n\nMy order: Mongolian Beef Fried Rice. What I got: little bits of beef (barely marinated), tossed in overly greasy rice soaked in soy sauce with frozen peas and carrots mixed in. Instead of flavoring the beef, they threw in some sort of spice to make the rice more flavorful, but it was not the type of Mongolian flavor I expected. I was sadly disappointed because I could have probably whipped up the same dish in my apartment. \n\nNext time, I'll head over to Lotus House for some more authentic, tasty Chinese food that won't break the bank.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2010-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hf_w6boDdUJSRIzFkt0rhw", "text": "Cheap chinese food.  Enough said.  \n\nBut I sometimes go back to Mandarin House because the food lines are so much longer at other restaurants in the Asian Ghetto.  My last trip there, I was really craving some cheap and fast boba milk tea and the lines were out the door at Sweetheart and Quickly.  But the boba balls were undercooked and grainy inside ... gross.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mUw5XALYXOzFHmvQrfwGbw", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H_jfdHMhBzDWTsxPvxMivQ", "text": "Was craving roast duck, so I decided to give this place a try since my friends were across the street at the Curry House.  Why didn't I just eat with them?  Basically for 7 bucks, i was served a container with steam rice, and 6 little pieces of roast duck.  Of the 6 pieces, only 2 had meat on them as the other 4 consisted of the neck area.  Plus, instead of chinese broccoli, and i get the american broccoli.  We are in a chinese restaurant aren't we? \nNever will i come back, as this makes it 2 for 2 in horrible Chinese food experiences.  The icing on the cake is the scowl and horrible attitudes on the faces of the 2 ladies working the counter!  \nNever Again!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "dcCsQuNIRvsy0Y_lS3ocDA", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ho7hYRj51fd_dcgCR8mVCw", "text": "Cheap Chinese that fills the void with hefty portions. The Kung Pao chicken won't win any awards but the chow mein and sweet and sour chicken is decent. \n\nA very good fit for the college student on a budget.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gXgQgMHtgtg3GG4XyiQSdw", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HYD38xzKVwQSghlMoaNK_Q", "text": "AVOID AT ALL COSTS.\n\nWhy? I'm a third year Cal student who has spent a ton of money and tried every single Asian Ghetto/ Durant Square restaurant.\n\nPlease do not support this business, it needs to go out of business because it serves the most god awful food ever. I've read all the other reviews that give it more than one star.\n\nYes, they have a gigantic menu with decent/cheap prices and they sell little snacks and blended mocha drinks but all of the food is just awful. Have I tried all the things on their menu? No. But I can say that all their food has a similar dull and tasteless flavor. I tried their noodle soup and I was literally just drinking water and oil. There was no flavor whatsoever. I tried the chicken chow mein and it was just greasy, crappy, and pumped full of MSG. Even then it was still tasteless, so I chucked it into the trash within a few bites.\n\nYou may wonder why I even went back to this restaurant if it was so awful and the reason is that I'm a reasonable enough person so I wanted to give it a second/third/fourth chance as I visit the Ghetto daily. Well, every single visit was STILL a tasteless nightmare. Time obviously does nothing to the quality of food here.\n\nBottom Line: Terrible American Chinese food. Please do not believe the other reviews that claim this place is at least decent and do not dare to try this place. Unless you have sub-human standards for food, in that case I suggest that you try dog food before this place.\n\nUpdate: Had a friend insist on trying this place and I could see the disappointment in his eyes after he had his \"Mongolian beef\", he vowed never to go here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QD0njdv5eHGFv6RyqML4RQ", "date": "2008-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_iMiLW23N-o-_X9Hl1QppA", "text": "I used to live in the dorm up the street, and I got takeout here quite often. Then one day, I realized it was more out of habit than the desire to eat Mandarin House's food.\n\nThey make all of the usual Chinese foods, but none of them are done well. Their boba is also terrible. If you absolutely need a Chinese food fix, and can't walk outside of a 1 block radius of \"Asian ghetto\" (the local name for this block of restaurants) this is passable. But I'd rather eat at one of the many other restaurants.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "umVlZDCwlXZRH8AF05F34A", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "injilPb2BRa4kn8M314rfw", "text": "everything else sucks EXCEPT Szechuan chicken. \n\noh and get the frequent customer stamp card. after 12 stamps u can get a free meal!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "azCk2YXSFr-lKgBtA3CWIA", "date": "2009-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iPfLZzI2oCHZwuJUxcbzzA", "text": "This is a standard, cheap, Chinese restaurant.  Nothing else to say really...  Sorry about the lack of a witty six paragraph Yelp review.  The only thing that really stood out about my experience was that they got my normal spring roll order mixed up with the next table's vegetarian spring roll order.  Pretend that there was a sitcom scene where a vegan accidentally ate meat and flipped out, instead of the reality where I caught the mistake before entertainment ensued.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jnfbFQxUV5v8D4imGJ7xKA", "text": "It's okay.  I usually get the orange chicken.  Portions are huge though and cheap.  Egg drop soup is decent too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QbFxA_E9rFRqE2f66sFacA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jv7KHtdwiagP-8ef7UaS2g", "text": "I've eaten all kinds of Chinese food - cheap, nasty, good, expensive, authentic, fake...everything. The worst Chinese food I've ever had was in Los Alamos, New Mexico, where I had an orange colored hot and sour soup with weird contents inside. That was the worst.  This probably isn't the #2 worst, but I can't think of anything in recent memory to dethrone its status. \n\nThe food isn't that good for starters. I've tried to eat and smile because I've got food in my tummy, but it doesn't happen.  I've eaten it sober and it sucks. I've eaten it drunk and it sucks. I've had stuff off their menu and the food was whatever. I've had their lunch set and that was whatever as well.\n\nThis is one of the few Chinese spots that has stuck around for a long time now, so some people must like something about this place. There isn't much as an option for Chinese food in the UC campus area. As much as I dislike Panda Express (come on Lower Sproul!), I'd prefer them over Mandarin House.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mWAZm-vaNZegD92gOqw-og", "date": "2009-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JYdochsDTgofEFsrrK8RoQ", "text": "I had the Mongolian beef, spicy, and it was really great. What really impressed me was the service, the little old lady who took my order was very nice to me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VcWGBKNcNVrBxiDw5X0hYw", "date": "2009-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JYS0a9vGwHIqA0gVzfSH8A", "text": "This is NOT a go-to place in the Berkeley kid's repertoire. I used to only come here because my friends didn't really like trying new places, as they were used to Asian food. They have your basic Mandarin-style Chinese fare, but it's pretty expensive and greasy, not to mention heavy on the salt. Other times, it's kind of bland, like their tofu dishes. Avoid if possible. It's not cheap Chinese food; it's just Chinese food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jVaiCNmWOjoI0led5LZuyA", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K8h_fXpO7DzoII-KmhU_Dw", "text": "I eat here to throw in a bit of variety when I get tired of the other places. I'm never really that impressed when I eat here but it isn't bad either. Typical chinese food. Lots of menu items - though a lot of them are the same thing with just pork instead of chicken, etc", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KivKkTxafAN2YdywAqGidA", "text": "I had just moved into the Berkeley area for summer school and was in need for Chinese food that reminded me of home. So, I decided to give this place a try since it looked just like the restaurants in the San Gabriel Valley. It was the worst decision ever. I ordered a minced beef over rice and the vegetables that they used were clearly from a can and not freshly prepared. The sauce they had used was definitely bland and it did not reflect minced beef at all in any way. However, i still decided to give this place two starts since there was free tea and the food still satisfied my asian food cravings. However, the price and the food don't match so be wary when coming here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "06t-robPsYeDj-N2ilSi1A", "date": "2012-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n91bxrby04na7rSyJLlWHQ", "text": "Pretty good cheap food for a quick meal. \n\nVery fast service and nice people here.\n\nthe orange chicken and general tso chicken is really good", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nONIl-HyUBsdHTIDA0Ypfw", "text": "I used to come here pretty often a couple years ago. Now I only come here against my will, as in, whoever I'm with wants to eat here. Their fried rice used to win me over. It was so damn good. It was eggy and packed with flavor. Now its bad...really bad. It's like it has no seasoning on it anymore. The ma po tofu tastes different too...like it's old or something. They only decent thing they have now is the breaded chicken dishes...probably b/c you can't really f up  breaded chicken.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OxBdsG3m3A2MgXacSw-0vw", "text": "I am only giving this place a 3 because I really enjoy the fried Mandarin pork chop. However, the price is outrageous and they are quite slow in comparison to their neighboring shops. \n\nLast time i went there, I didn't know it cost more money to substitute noodle for rice. \"substitute\" actually means getting the eggroll and noodle. The lady didn't explained the price fluctuation clearly to me! Before I could have said I wanted rice instead, she already swipe my creditcard and I am $10 poorer opposed to $6-something.\n\nGo to Viet Nam Village if you can, it's only right across and it's cheaper.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oxBToKt5qSoBbvrFMVJtIQ", "text": "Big portions, TERRIBLE FOOD. Tastes like under-seasoned overcooked food from chinese places at the mall.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oxkmfVf5WnoVlb8dV1bKLQ", "text": "The Honest Truth: My least visited place in Asian ghetto.  I would definitely recommend lotus house or happy valley for chinese food. Similar prices to the rest of asian ghetto, but the food isn't that great.  Even their white rice is dry and the rice they use is long grain, not the typical short grain (stickier rice).\n\nThe Details: The only times I come here are to buy a 1$ arizona iced tea or when everything else in Asian ghetto is really busy.  Their szechwan chicken is decent, but again, the rice is not very good.  I think the thing that makes it different than the other places is that their flavor isn't very good. I would definitely choose Thai basil, gypsy's or bear ramen first. Now their food isn't flat out horrible, and it would still fill you up for a meal, but I've definitely experienced better.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_-_pJ7ogYY2QGQKSM-dsLQ", "text": "Everything tasted the same with no taste whatsoever! Terrible.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6kLn03ip3piWlBM9Y4NxRw", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_QlnMH-KVuOu6YFhO6WMLA", "text": "This is fake Chinese food at its finest. As a Berkeley student I came here maybe a few times because they have a good seating area and ambiance inside, but I generally avoided this place because their food was sub-par. Too watery, too salty, didn't taste fresh or right. You know that uncomfortable salty \"mehh\" aftertaste? You get that a lot here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4jPFBQaXtoUM0I2RV0wpUA", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "quZcrIRkwPXL2dmdxIfJfA", "text": "I only came here twice and I don't know why, but they're when I'm starving. The portions are not exceptional for the prices and the quality is only a little better than Panda Express. For a place like Mandarin House, I think it's extremely disappointing to be compared to the staple Americanized \"Taco Bell\" of Chinese food. To say the least their prices sure reflect they want to be seen as \"better\" than typical fast food.\n\nThat being said, they are very fast at getting out their food. Mandarin House can be summed up as the identity crisis between not knowing if it's a fast food restaurant or a sit down, more family style Chinese place you remember going to when you were younger. I would appreciate it more if they slowed down, did a better job, and didn't poop out their orders in five minutes.\n\nBut some people (esp college students) like fast food, but then I would recommend not pricing it and selling it as though it were the food you ate at family reunions in Shanghai. Oh, yeah the dim sum? Appreciate the option, but you could make it less obvious you were scalping us on a 100% markup (it's over $3 a piece, bought at around MAX 2 something, but I'd expect it to be even cheaper at around 1.00 or 1.50 at 99ranch. All in all, they're laughing all the way to the bank.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R8Hht6DAuMzx8DFcfl7_1g", "text": "I'm not sure what to say about this place, but I've been coming here almost every night for the past two months so I felt I should write a review!\nThe lady who works at the counter is insanely adorable. I like her. I buy dim sum from her. Dim sum can never be bad, but the flour part of it...is a bit stale.\nI got the fried fish and fries yesterday night. It looked a lot better in the photo... the fish breading was too hard. The fries were good though.\nThe rice dishes here are decent, I'd rather go to kips for the price though.\nThe porridge is overpriced!\nHowever, I love the mexican soda here. Seriously, try the pineapple soda in the fridge drink section. You will never turn back to any other....the fourth star is for the cheaper drinks here compared to other places in azn ghetto. And the pineapple soda.\nI should note though, that there is a six dollar minimum for a credit card purchase. So bring a dollar fifty in cash to get that mexican pineapple soda!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2011-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rYaBwn9XT7KEKWqApFP71A", "text": "This place was like any other Asian Ghetto restaurant. Portions are fine, affordable... but it wasn't anything great. Their boba was okay too...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eMB_WUbf9f8b9UEA0-cUPA", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sFkJcLRHlAaJrZhuk1QgPQ", "text": "I honestly expected more. I ordered a plate of Orange Chicken with fried rice. Maybe I'm just an idiot and don't know anything about Chinese food, but even an idiot knows what Orange Chicken is supposed to look like... Anyway, it was as if they took a chicken breast, cut it up into rectangular pieces, and covered it in cooked orange juice. Not good. I really did try to eat it, but I physically couldn't. The fried rice was slightly less disappointing, but the egg roll was absolutely tasteless. However, I'm giving Mandarin House the benefit of the doubt since my friends had a better experience, and actually touched their food. Thus, the rating stands at three stars. If I ever find the urge to return, I will attempt to make a better choice (as if Orange Chicken isn't generic enough to be decent tasting), and hope it lives up to my current rating.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZPyQ1_ZpU17u532Ibk6Yww", "date": "2010-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T3_lRM6_8vjNkICwGb_Cyw", "text": "Taste: 2\nValue: 2\nService: 2\n\nWow, I can't believe I came here enough times my freshman year to buy a discount card. I remember the prices being a lot cheaper and the food being better. \n\nAfter not going back for over two years, I decided to go here to grab something quick to eat. It was pretty bad. The soup I got was totally not worth the money. The broth was watery and the noodles were really bland. Probably won't be coming here ever again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TUvsXwMXFeu0csr4vzy4eg", "text": "If you're starving and don't care what you eat, come here because it's cheap and the serving portion is big. \n\nOther than that, don't come here, really. You can totally get better Chinese food elsewhere around Berkeley; this place just isn't it. Everything I had was coated with MSG so they all tasted the same to me...I couldn't tell what I was eating. \n\nPass.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_uHaaLPun9yH6cavEKSh5A", "text": "I've had very mixed feeling about this place after going here a bit last year.\nI ordered their fried rice plates a lot last year.\n\nBut one of the weirdest feeling I get after I eat here is that I'm full. But not the feeling of being full after you ate a good meal. It feels more like they added some chemicals to the food or something, I don't know...\n\nPrices are a little on the costly side, but still a decent place to eat at the Asian Ghetto.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UIr1hLVLdS-uNwAmcLfKlg", "text": "Found in the Asian ghetto. A few tables inside and a tv screen usually with sports playing. It has to-go prepared as you would see I'm fast food places like panda express, but you can also order off the menu. They have a pretty wide range of choices.\n\nService:\nIt's an Asian restaurant so I never expect the service to be anything but rude and silent. I was right. They don't really offer you much service. They take your order and bring it to you. You have to refill your own drinks and grab your own condiments. \n\nFood:\nDecent. A little bland, but it's just like anything other lower hole in the wall Chinese places. But it's cheap. Decent portions. And they accept credit card with no extra charge. And their close to cal.\n\nNote: I did regurgitate their after a couple of hours, but I was sick that day so I wasn't sure if it was because of my sickness or the food. I had the dumpling noodle soup. I thought it was make me feel better.\n\nOverall: \nI wouldn't recommend this place. Especially if you plan to travel to try it. I understand it's simple for students to grab and go, but definitely not a place to go the distance for.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "soFo2vPCPZey3F6XP4WATA", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UuiUxx7YmZ1mBtY6oCtu-A", "text": "I love the huge menu, so it's always exciting choosing what to get, but it all tastes the same and doesn't really stand out flavorwise. It's really not that great. But it's usually plenty to eat.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vlAFcJnCSwvPjO1tn_oxFQ", "text": "Go to Lotus House next door.\n\nHad Szechuan Shrimp, Curry Chicken, and Hot and Sour soup. The only one that was good was Szechuan Shrimp. Curry chicken was way too gingery...it just didn't taste right. I've had better hot and sour soup. \n\nNot coming back, rather go to Lotus House. The only reason why we chose Mandarin House was because we didn't have cash.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ubMaoHLNWFYp4tzT8SoeNw", "date": "2011-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w9GWneNxeVEiipSgNwUxcw", "text": "Meh.  I've had way better, but I guess it did the job of filling me up. \nNo one was in here when I walked in.\nService was Meh. \n\nProbably would not come back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KpIkTXSiYFwSR1HZPMadlg", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wR80_zVLyV4hhMRDTlL6Sw", "text": "Great amount of Chinese food for a cheap price. I usually get their combo chou mien with sesame chicken and it lasts THREE meals!!\nTheir orange chicken is very disappointing, it basically consists of chicken katsu with yucky orange sauce.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zrwhCWP8cSBaLGS0RWU8wQ", "date": "2010-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wsyu0TrV3bNEfeKNNYgBhQ", "text": "Just not good at all. Stopped there one night and it was really empty, but it still took about 25 minutes to get my food. I ordered tofu with eggplant, and the tofu was overfried and too chewy. Gave me a bit of a stomachache too.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1U41ny3_jN2iWCw3U-TrWg", "date": "2008-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WtOvDZ_L5vDNB7qdsLfJnQ", "text": "This rating requires a story.  Once I tried cooking mongolian beef at home.  I was disappointed with the results.  But at that point I hadn't eaten mongolian beef in many months, and I wasn't sure if I did it incorrectly or if my memory of mongolian beef was better than it actually is.  So I decided to go out to a Chinese restaurant to see what it should be, to compare it to my first-time rendition.  And this was the place I ended up at.  And it tasted nearly the same.  And I still didn't like it.  Since I hadn't been to this place much before, I decided to give my recipe another point of comparison and went to a Chinese restaurant elsewhere that people actually recommend.  And I enjoyed its beef.  And thus I learned that my rendition was indeed bad and in the process learned something about this restaurant...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xbU2YBkDP_MoJYqMA2T7Lg", "text": "Food there is simple and decent.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cI8o0ZwAzpGe3_zwsRT6yg", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y67e-VDIg_taKgcEJmXKyQ", "text": "A friend and I ate here once. We ordered BBQ pork and roast duck, two characteristic Asian fast food dishes that can be found at nearly every Chinese grocery store and countless shop windows in Oakland and SF Chinatowns.\n\nFirst, we had to wait a really long time for the food. When if finally came, it was really bland, definitely the worst BBQ pork and roast duck I can ever remember getting and they are like my favorite dishes to order!\n\nI will never eat here again and I advise you not to either unless you have no idea how the dishes are supposed to take and want to be wowed by your next experience...?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "3iVzhnbre92r0JklG8PuyQ", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y_CeZwmh1vwMXtCWLG6yPA", "text": "Located in the back of Durant Ghetto, Mandarin House has been here forever.  It was where I had my first meal in Berkeley back when I was a mere high school kid.  \n\nI am pretty sure if I wrote this review back in my college years I would rank it 4 stars.  However, as I grew, the value changes.  Being cheap and have large serving size isn't the main concern anymore, while taste and the decor start to matter.\n\nI still like this place for the sake of memories, and its still cheap and taste decent with good portions.  However, having my tongue trained for slightly higher taste, I keep thinking the food here is becoming a bit too greasy.  (I ordered mongolian beef this time)\n\nMaybe next time when I come back I would order some other old time favors, the pan fried chicken, the beef stew noodle, and the pork and mushroom over rice.  Just to see if they are as I remembered.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8xjJmWVJVHzm7X4-lf2SSw", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zmhcA5v7YZZkYRJ-cPPDWw", "text": "What I ate: Mongolian beef chow mein\nVisit date: October 9, 2011\nFirst time? No.\n\nBack in the college years, I used to crave the Mongolian beef chow mein. I have no idea why I wanted it this time because I can no longer eat like a college kid, but I did. What's great about Mandarin House (and other Asian Ghetto establishments) is that they are open late. We got there slightly before 1a and the place was still bustling with patrons. It's not the best Chinese food (it could even be one of the worst), but hey, it's food when you're hungry, no other place is open and you're too lazy to cook. They also have a long menu so you should find at least one thing you might want to try. Even though I give them just two stars, I wouldn't be surprised if I went back again for late night snacks.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Xq-0cU_ipugXOubJ0ITkmg", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZViE5um9kccsp9cyZQQijQ", "text": "food does not taste good even though it has hella msg in it. the servers are very unfriendly except the middle aged woman who works there", "stars": 1, "user_id": "raXKhfocXb0RPP6TJwqL6Q", "date": "2009-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZWjYE04UbQwg1oJkLk2hsw", "text": "solid, dirt cheap chinese food in the asian ghetto.  if i were still a student, i'd love this kind of place.  don't do in here expecting any gourmet food.  it's obviously low quality, but you get what you pay for.  it's an order of magnitude preferable to Panda Express, but is clearly below any real Chinese you'd get in a reasonable restaurant, but then again, you wouldn't get these prices in a real restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ek5nkp9BsBOUZFN_sJga9A", "date": "2010-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zxb3DNqYLVettK-ll-4a6w", "text": "i'm rating for their tapioca drinks, not necessarily their food.  of all the places in berkeley, their tapioca tea drinks is the best to me.  i go there for my taro with milk team and tapioca, sometimes warm, sometimes cold.  it is quite a treat at less than $3.\r\n\r\nthe ambience is more restaurant-ish and not that great -- the counter seats at the tapioca ordering section is more for waiting at than for sitting at to drink your beverage.  it could be better, but it is a college-town (UC Berkeley) dive after all.\r\n\r\nwarning: parking is not fun.  take bart, the bus, ride a bicycle, or a motorcycle/scooter!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_ho3w_OqZsX5AWp3c7q6Ug", "date": "2006-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8XDcJXyzv46XEDadzHTgsA", "text": "oh, you. \n\nyour mediocre chinese food sustained me many a night while up studying and/or drinking (yes, sometimes i did both of those things at the same time). \n\ni miss those days, living across the street from you, trying to avoid the froth of homeless and drunks and students bubbling in the street while still, you know, kind of being one (minus the homeless part). \n\nmandarin house makes okay chinese food. and sometimes it's just what you want.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Qt6t6i4RDbgXIOg6EXUbvQ", "date": "2006-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gKV1GZl7xfqCvNgODk5_Yg", "text": "Cheap and open late, but almost everyone I know who's eater here more than once has gotten sick.  If you went there regularly it was just an inevitability.  But then again, sometimes you just need late-night crappy chinese and in the DFG ( Durant food ghetto) your choices start to dwindle at 2am", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zJgTQLOOn1-SO1ghvBtXpA", "date": "2006-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HSG_2oAS1YpW-037OwDF-A", "text": "Are you fucking kidding me?! They MICROWAVED my wontons for my wonton noodle soup. I SAW.\n\nAs a horrified first-hand witness, I charge thee GUILTY of \nInappropriate \nKitchen \nDemeanor. \n\n[/end case]", "stars": 1, "user_id": "M1CoMdlEFktYLIXBTXWzsA", "date": "2008-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pEd3l9P9c6aGH7Qf5QnUEw", "text": "This has got to be hands-down the WORST Chinese food I have EVER had. And judging by the reviews, I'm not the only one who thinks this way. While the price may or may not entice some broke college students, beware; it is not worth the price and eating here will give you more to cry about than your shitty midterm scores.\n\nThe soup was disgustingly flavorless and the rice that comes with your entree tastes like snot. Never ever coming back here again, I don't know how it's still in business. This is the one place to avoid in the Asian Ghetto, quite possibly all of the East Bay!!\n\n99.9999% of the time, when you've got Berkeley and cheap Chinese food, it's going to a big, fat, NO.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "tfPC1SmIhXUTZLKMMo9jgQ", "date": "2011-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "3BqyQMP61OyHXcWJWV4BBg", "text": "Without Mandarin House I would've died while living in the dorms. Once I tried the \"pan fried chicken\" I hardly ever ordered anything else. The staff was always really nice too. Except for the mean, old, ugly lady. I guess being ugly for 40+ years really takes its toll.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dpEtyfB2o7MH1Mc_Ygoolg", "date": "2007-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "H3p7aH3kq6YOHtoLGdi_dA", "text": "One time I was sitting in this restaurant, stretching with my arms back over my head, and I accidentally punched the owner (old chinese woman) right in the eye.  She still served me after that, even though she always looked pissed. \n\nThis place is awesome.  As soon as I got sick of the food that my dorm served (which was quick), I ventured up durant.  Also well known for their tapioca tea drinks, the mongolian beef, szechuan chicken, and generals chicken were my favorites.. big portions and not too expensive.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CWWK7LeYUVEcTHiGfH6xYQ", "date": "2005-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "YybYNolD4s-M2j1R9vX65Q", "text": "I'm Chinese, or if you'd like, I'm Taiwanese. I love the food of my culture, whether it's Shanghai style, Hong Kong's own, or Taiwan's ambrosia. It enrages me when Chinese people think they can run a Chinese restaurant in California just because they're Chinese.\n\nThis is one of those places. Honestly, it's like somebody slapped the panda from Panda Express, and out of sheer shock he threw up onto a plate. That's what they serve here.\n\nOne time, I assume they must have run out of beef because I ordered a beef chow mein for takeout and when I got home, there was absolutely no beef in it. Instead, there was a lot of soy sauce to make it appear darker as if there were some ground beef. There was no beef.\n\nNo matter what the price, I wouldn't spend my hard-earned cash here. It's not worth trying and definitely not worthy of the beautiful \"Asian Ghetto\" that is this plaza. Even broke college students must have their standards.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BW-DoJNzsrbOHJNNXlPi9A", "text": "Besides Great China, Mandarin Garden, and Taiwan Restaurant, the three of which are barely passable, this is the only decent Chinese joint within the immediate Southside of campus. \n\nYour choice here does matter a ton. The picture menu doesn't always correlate to what is served, but it does help give some perspective. Overall, the rice plates are all overpriced and should be avoided.\n\nHowever, the rice stick noodle soups and \"chef specialties\" deserve a positive mention. For one, I rarely see people ordering these. The dishes are a little more expensive, which probably wards off a lot of individual diners, but they're far more satisfying in terms of size and taste. #10, the fried tofu topped with combination meat, for example, is delicious. The tofu is fresh and fried to the right consistency, and the meat is incredibly tender. \n\nTheir flat rice noodles are also some of the best I've had, period. I don't know how they can keep it so fresh-tasting, but it is at least equivalent, if not superior to the kind you get at pho restaurants around the bay. The soup bases themselves are okay and more hearty/less salty than the other options around.\n\nMandarin House at least strives for balanced seasoning, which helps it avoid the heavy-handed Chinese take-out quality that possess most of the other options in this price range. For that and the fact that I only got diarrhea once out of a couple dozen times here, 4 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LoaVWjJrqHVhohmafeNtAg", "date": "2009-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EPqkeChVY1XzOW61vdVMGg", "text": "I used to go here all the time when I was in school in Berkley.  I love this place.  Anytime I craved egg rolls this was THE place.  Best and biggest egg rolls I ever had.  Plus, the price is awesome for us poor students.  Mandarin or sesame chicken lunch combos were pretty good too.  I think I remember it being about $5.  I haven't been here for a while, but hopefully I could make a trip soon.  \n\nI usually take the grub and go back to my apartment.  It's usually packed and I was always in a hurry to get back to studying.  So as for ambience haha verrry casual.  It's just good, cheap food.  What more can I say.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E9aIkbU8eH6GrzgH42st4w", "date": "2011-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FCwOX1iarzQiJ71pRtbj9w", "text": "Ok yuck! This place is not Chinese food. It's fried, oily, and gross.\n\nDo not come.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kX2F4ZpQMZ-LjVToaLkKGw", "text": "Overpriced Dim Sum, the cheapest item was almost $3.\n\nThis place was 3rd choice on the plaza, after our first 2 locations had already closed and we only wanted a snack, not a full sit down experience.\n\nWe ordered 3 dim sum items all were pretty average. Food quality was below par, for the price.\n\nDirty bathroom in alleyway across the plaza... avoid using the bathroom if you can!!\n\nAfter getting a set meal for 2 on nob hill that was enough for 2 meals for the same price, this place had a lot to answer for.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "B7A8EhUulVRTzr83dtvV7g", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nQaZkJScLPcpPkfVYH_rMw", "text": "I have to say that these bad reviews surprise me, but I guess not too much should surprise me in this Yelp World we live in. This was one of my GO-TO spots while in school. \n\nI used to grub at this place ALL the time, I never ordered anything other than Szechuan Spicy. Almost always got it to go and took it back to my house or made a pledge go on a food run for me. I am sure its not authentic, but I don't think that's what they are going for... \n\nMY GO-TO DISH: Szechuan Chicken Spicy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q2XztoGmfaoI1sJdiyBBXA", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "przD2fYHACoGyGFmY0TJPw", "text": "The only good thing about the food here is the large portion size. I've definitely had better \"whitewashed\" Chinese food. Used to like their orange chicken a lot, but I developed food poisoning the last time I ate here and haven't gone back since. \n\nPay cash here to avoid the fee they have for credit cards.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UDU7-N-FXKejkeDl6NR4gA", "text": "Cheap, fast, tasty Chinese food, perfect for the average Berkeley student.  Try the Mongolian Beef, General Chicken, or Sesame Chicken.  This review might be jaded by fond memories of College, though... :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WFhLq5D_X3voxU0aLFrj7Q", "date": "2006-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3o2mglDnd0TKqHfkWwoyug", "text": "Aaaah Asian Ghetto. The go-to place for cheap and delicious Asian food. Too bad Mandarin House doesn't fall into the second description. \n\nI've been coming here ever since freshman year, but I tend to skip over Mandarin House and head straight to Thai Basil or Steve's Korean BBQ. Today I decided I haven't had Mandarin House in a while, so I decided to give it a try. They have 5 daily specials, and you would think that as specials, they would be cheaper than the rest. Not true here.\n\nI got the Mango Chicken Rice, which pretty much ruined it all for me. It was finally sunny in Berkeley, I was having one of the most relaxing days in a long time, and then this piece of crap came my way. I have no idea what they do with the rice, but it's probably the worst I've had. Extremely dry and very low quality rice. The chicken was alright, but I've definitely had better. There was way too many vegetables in there, especially zucchini, which I'm not a big fan of. The mango sauce tasted very bland and had barely any flavor in it whatsoever.\n\n2 stars only because I remember eating here before and it wasn't as bad as this experience. Sorry Mandarin House, but I'm going to have to skip out on you for a while until I have a strange urge to come back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SPBvxhB5knYtFl7D4HAhlQ", "text": "Mandarin House is awful. I would go here and keep trying to give it another shot, but as someone else said, it's not authentic, healthy, or even good. I would try to give specific dishes, but it's just as true to tell you that I've had many different things here and they're all just really bad.\n\nThe last straw for me is when I ordered szeshwan chicken and was served sesame chicken and she refused to remake my dish.\n\nI reserve this for when I have the unusual craving for the worse Chinese I can possibly find. But even after I eat it, I'm dissatisfied because it's worse than I expected.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6ZEtkXaGj10rQDgOtfZFsw", "date": "2009-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uHk5GIyttgX4AGI-9nE2FA", "text": "Cost/person to do it right: $7\n\nI probably come here about once a month--when I've exhausted other nearby lunch options and want something Chinese-ish.  Here's the thing: standing alone, the food isn't good.  However, if you're looking for something close on the South Side, Have a craving for something better than Panda Express, don't want to spend a lot, and desire a shit ton of food, Mandarin House will satisfy.\n\nFirst, it is probably appropriate to say that the regular employees and I are friendly, so I might get bigger than average portions, but they're still big even if they hate you (I promise).  That being said, you'll want to eat-in to get the pretty decent soup, which is included, before a meal.  It's kinda nice.  Also, be aware that a lot of dishes here flat out suck.  i won't go into an extensive listing, but there are some bad ones.  What I can say, however, is that the general's chicken that they do is pretty good and will satisfy your salty, sweet, and fried cravings simultaneously, and maybe with a vengeance.  For the portion and the price, the quality of this dish is better than it needs to be to bring customers back through the door--especially that close to UCB.\n\nVerdict: Same price as PandaEx, but much better.  Beyond that, nothing special.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yM5zINjo9BgjOH6lDXNInA", "text": "Exhausted student/worker getting off at class late in the evening looking for  hot big bowl of wanton mien w/ charsiu. (Maybe some other ingredients if the price is right.) \nMust have clear hot broth and fairly firm noodles.\nWontons must not fall apart when being handles by chopsticks.\nChaursiu must be soft, juicy and sweet.\nI'm willing to be flexible with the cost.\n\nMandarin House?\nNot quite.\nNext?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "h02t1zNqvg7uUC39WxzN2g", "date": "2007-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-Jye2FG2Ds76fXQ1kRzz_A", "text": "Visit 1: House Special Combination: chicken, pork, beef, shrimp, vegetables in brown sauce in a big silver bowl + rice - it was great!\n\nVisit 2: House Special Chow Mein: I got food poisoning - It was bad.\n\nVisit 3: Mongolian Chicken Chow Mein: I got food poisoning - goddamnit!\n\nI stopped going after the third visit. This place is a hit or miss I guess. It's your typical really bad chinese food, but some of the dishes can be done right if you're craving some of your favorite killers like sweet and sour pork. I recommend Chang Luong over Mandarin House for anything I guess.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fXhEVcuA81adVvUI_gX_YA", "text": "i heard that this place makes people sick...but i've eaten there 3x, been fine so far.\nthe menu goes on and on...it takes me about 10 minutes to decide what to get. i've had the pan-fried tomato beef noodles, bbq chow fun (which came with lots of yummy sprouts), and a chicken, fish, and eggplant stir-fry. these were all about $6-7, and very satisfying, coming from someone who's been eating Chinese food for all her life.\ni wanted to try the 3 dish lunch special ($5) but the pre-cooked food looked greasy and gross.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pvqgh3e9X_1Y99LR6K0utg", "text": "It would be a compliment to say this place is more than mediocre. I've never eaten anything on the menu that even got close to surprising my taste buds. They have a shockingly HUGE menu selection, its like the took the yumminess of their food and spread it throughout the entire 200 menu items they have listed. Sometimes the cashier won't even know what you're ordering and will question whether the item you want is on the menu. However I do enjoy the soup that comes with your meal if you eat in, I also like the large wide screen TVs where they play the news and sports.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u51U0I1DXOXWPGmT4kfqGg", "date": "2007-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VRi3gFIZIXUfqV2wJO-OMg", "text": "they advertise crepes on their window, and so i decided to try this place instead of going across the street to crepes a go-go.  worst idea ever.\n\nwhat i got was not a crepe at all.  it was this little 6\" diameter piece of \"crepe\" that was made out of fried chicken batter.  i asked for a strawberry & banana crepe, but they loaded it up with chocolate, ice cream & whipped cream from a can.  it looked really unappealing.  the ice cream, whipped cream, and chocolate was all melted and oozed into one disgusting mixture to make the crepe ever more disgusting.  also, it's not folded into a crepe, it's basically all the crap piled onto a piece of hardened nasty fried batter thing.\n\nalso, the strawberries tasted like chinese food.  \n\ni don't know about their real food items, but i can tell you that their crepes blow.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sN1lNwR5J_P0k83f-5IOsg", "date": "2008-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ItePH9Kh9IMd-9ZQjt9ggg", "text": "Eh, their Chinese food is too... fast and Americanized for me, and by fast I mean too much oil and MSG. I've only been here once and I ordered their porridge-- I don't recommend their porridge. Service was okay, but I don't think I'd come here again, but maybe it's because the dish I ordered wasn't so good. My sister ordered their Peking duck with rice, I think, and she and her friend loved it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R8QEIxCM7ZuzGF5x0zjY-Q", "text": "What Mandarin House is not: - authentic - healthy - fast - \n\nWhat makes Mandarin House still awesome:  - tasty - cheap - hugo portions -\n\nI used to go here literally every night during freshman year. Biggest bang for your college buck, and while as I mention above, it's not super-fast, it also means it comes out piping hot (and crispy - of course I'm talking about my two faves, General Tso's chicken and orange chicken). It also means it hasn't been sitting around under a hot lamp like the offerings from the dollar chinese places.\n\nGreat food, clean, and the lady behind the counter has been there as long as I've been going there (11 years), so you know she knows what she's doing. Highly recommended as a great college Chinese food joint.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a73JqCmFXmnAGCN2OuYnpg", "date": "2009-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DXaiRlkmAKz5LHpo84h9GA", "text": "Just good old Chinese fast food for cheap.  They give large portions.  I always get the item + rice meals and they give you tons of rice, which I love.  \n\nThe food quality over all is really just decent.  If you're jonesing for cheap, greasy, questionably authentic Chines food (which I do, on occasion), then this is the place for you.  Meal prices range from 5 to 7 dollars.\n\nI have also had the noodle soups in the past and I highly recommend you skip it and go for a rice dish.  The soup broth was super bland, as were the vegetables and meat on top of it.  If you're looking for noodles, just hop on over to Bear Ramen across the way.\n\nThey do serve boba but I have yet to try it.  I probably will someday and will update this review accordingly.\n\nIf you're looking for quality and you have time, ditch this place and go to Great China.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2010-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EnooIAWe29XohQNJj50pOg", "text": "This place is so disgusting that I wish I could give it no stars...a little hyperbole, but seriously, this place sucks. \n\nI ordered Orange Chicken on my first visit...I know, I know- a really uncultured decision, but I just had a craving for it. Anyways, since I got it to-go, I didn't peer into the box to see what I had gotten. Thus, I waited till I got home to get some soggy battered chicken (that I REALLY think was microwaved) half soaked in the Orange Chicken sauce...To add insult to injury, the sauce was disgusting and tasted like diluted orange jelly. GROSS! \n\nI've went a few other times to try other stuff too (you'd think I got a hint) Mongolian Beef- sucks. Chicken and Mushrooms- sucks. Broccoli beef- sucks. It's all terrible. I've NEVER, in my life, had chinese food this bad. \n\nI do, however, have a confession: I do go back to get their XO Sauce Pan Fried Noodle. It's actually doable...but its still very mediocre, I just like it. If you see me in there eating my pan-fried noodle-  just let me alone to bask in my shame and lets pretend you never read this review. \n\nP.S- I don't know if this is a faux pas to talk about other restaurants in a bad review about another, but if you're digging something of Asian flavor, remember that they don't call this shopping plaza \"the Asian ghetto\" for nothing. I really like Thai Basil, and I kinda like Steve's Korean and the Sushi place (forget its name)", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CP_9RYVP4th-DuL7LCaKtA", "date": "2008-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "5fneYCWLhgBZQUcNPOch-w", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "a7-yHjZCDzrsHLPeX-wh8g", "text": "3 words: CHEAP. FAST. GRUBBY.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "013-RRRpAErb-0orZ1EZNg", "text": "I literally was eating here almost every monday and wednesday when I traveled to Berekeley and loved every hot dog filled moment of it. I wish the hot link was hotter (spice wise) but that can easily be rectified by an ample smathering of hot russian mustard. By the time i leave the door and get to BART, that dog is gone. Now, if they can start wrapping bacon around their dogs and grill them mexican style, I'd be in heaven.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w0UBV7_gq_STLErsbzotFQ", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1nGVg0WyYwKqLF8HHJUB8A", "text": "this is the same chain as the durant one.  same review.  hard to mess this kinda thing up.\n\nif you want a hot dog, come here.  the end.\n\nok i'll say more.  the selection is huge.  the sausages and hot dogs are good.  and i love the selection of mustards.\n\nit's hot dogs plain and simple.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KTIMsSQxA7HQFDxWKobYjQ", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "35bvfsvVj5OBPIk0ep0Ukg", "text": "As hot dog places go, pretty awesome.  They have a very wide selection, and almost all of them are great.  I used to eat at the one on north side seriously four times a week, since it was right next to Soda Hall.  This is the least ranty of the locations, and the most accessible to tourists- perhaps not a coincindence?\n\nHowever remember- it just serves hot dogs.  Which is great if you are young and getting lots of exercise, but all that fat and meat does catch up with you.  Just a warning there.\n\nTop Dog is also a \"only in Berkeley\" type of thing, because it's run by Libertarians.  This means there are ranty diatribes all over the walls about how the government is trying to oppress you by making you pay for roads and the fire department.  And how global warming is a myth being used to silence Freedom Lovers.  So that is a bit obnoxious.\n\nI'm not sure but I think the dude working the counter is \"leasing\" the entire business while he's there, in keeping with the Libertarian principles of the place.  Whatever the reason, he has a bit of flexibility; you can cut deals with him for buying dogs in quantity.\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KoomtZhLwSvn1G3yFd_3wA", "date": "2007-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3BDz8OXUJcGaFXlKFwP39w", "text": "I would give it a 5 star for the durant location but we couldn't make it to there from the bart station.\nEating here brought back great memories of my time in college making late night runs to fill up on one of the best dogs around.  \nI can't believe that the prices haven't changed too much either.\nEveryone in our party enjoyed the dog", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qlv8ppfSKvCEzb9VJLOLqg", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4HqUTeCCqtSqQilWp8D8Ng", "text": "Good sausages. They use french bread instead of buns. -:) Chili is ok. They do not offer fries at this location (not sure of this is a chain) so they told us to get fries from the burger joint next door! Friendly staff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nfxEusHaqcBo-lYB6Z0aug", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4xPZCDNA9fEOxUh7s3Keng", "text": "Normally I would reserve dogs for late night sustenance, only when there is adequate alcohol in my system to destroy any memory and feeling of nausea caused by eating processed meats. \nHowever, as part of my lunchtime challenge, this is the final venue to on the street to be sampled. \nI chose the chicken lemon dog. Really I should have bought 3 to call it a meal, since they are quite small dogs. The taste wasn't terrible, I would probably consider it an acceptable option after a couple of drinks.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6hfhP34dILpPD4bvwRbNAg", "text": "Doode, I have to say they have good stuff. Cannot beat the German sausages, but it is good enough. I'm giving a 4 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YM6ARcSVFUT5DQ4_mG0TFg", "date": "2011-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6NIpRE6UiWRZTjzLYo_asQ", "text": "Top dog is a great place to satisfy the need of a really juicy, yummy hot dog craving. I live in SF and find myself at Top dog whenever im in the East Bay. They are friendly people who cook up a dog quickly and offer all the original toppings. Everyone should check this place out. Be ready to look for parking though.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EosAzvVAvJdLOwvHwn3ImA", "date": "2006-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6TGC9Ji26GxGrtT9VArsiA", "text": "had the bockworst and it was so so good. very juicy and flavorful. i really enjoyed the sesame roll that it came on too. top it off with some sauerkraut and you got yourself a damn good lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rr64EomDocCXIzZOEO-TIg", "date": "2009-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7-Ur5MwzPxSwfCxXCSZ7Rg", "text": "Dropped into Top Dog for the very first time before the CAL UCLA game.  The 4 stars is for the cheap hot dog!  It's pretty delicious and I'd say if you are hungry make sure you get more than one (they really aren't that big).  The only downside to this spot is that it's super disorganized when they get busy.  You line up to the right to order and then the guy makes you pay upfront or makes you pay when you get your hot dog.  Wait to the left hand side for them to call your order, which everyone is waiting for their order!  How do you even know if they're calling you?  I mean there's only so many things on the menu.  I'd definitely come back but perhaps not on such a busy day!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fkwe4UPhjbF4yNVk-rtQkg", "date": "2010-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Vhj8fH5OcSCFPESGXkNnQ", "text": "Just kidding!\n\nI stopped by the Durant venue the other day to get my monthly hot dog fix and was happily surprised by the new and extremely friendly grill-chef. It made the dog a million times better... \n\nSo pleased.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8_xA_s2WHYQ_HIQsNBOKlw", "text": "Best Hot Dog place! Everytime I go there I think I'll only need one hot dog, but after I'm done with my hot dog, I always want another!!! My vegan friend ate a veggie hot dog there and was convinced it was real meat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VKZLyatJIBluTouWvZghAw", "date": "2006-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9K9MBjmqLLwPT_UhgqonJA", "text": "Although the sausages are pretty good, I think paying almost 3 bux for a hot dog is ridiculous, unless it's enough to fill you up.\n\nTherefore, when you end up having to get two dogs, plus something to drink, it puts you at about $6. $6 is a tad too much to pay for a meal that consists solely of bread and sausage.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RX6ZYTNV7gvBKFF0DSw4nQ", "date": "2006-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a3jvjXqUkqmuH0TgOT0LdQ", "text": "Love this freakin' place!!! The bf and I always have to grab a dog or two whenever we make it to the Cal Football games. He' s the one that introduced me to this establishment and since then I have been hooked. The chicken apple sausage and the hot link dogs are the one's I always get.\n\nOh! what's awesome is that you could purchase a dozen of their dogs (any flavor) and they give you free buns to go with them.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a8J7bEA14JWPQ7KFjEEvYA", "date": "2006-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a3QjxtaH7ieSDSwSp6bfEA", "text": "I'm a native Chicagoan so a love of hot dogs/polishes/bratwurst is pretty much in my blood.  So I periodically get a craving for a good dog. I always think, \"Oh I should go to Top Dog. It's a hot dog joint and they should be good there.\" I however always seem to forget how disappointed I always am. \nHere's my list of reasons why: \n1) No respectable hot dog would be seen within ten feet of a french roll. Hot dogs belong on hot dog buns. \n2) I'm pretty sure I could make better sauerkraut myself. \n3) The best part about hot dogs is they're cheap and filling. These, however, are neither without having 2 and thats six bucks. \n\nSo long story short: They're okay but you west coasters have a LOT to learn about proper hot dogs and other meats that come in casing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8wZ4oudc331-gACLNEohCw", "date": "2008-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "afy7nFfgzEUo1dlrUTLCOA", "text": "Smoked Chicken Apple make ya holla! =]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gA4MiXjhX9iZmqkIgMxWjw", "date": "2007-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AwnuKZ8OME3R5HNW7MA1vA", "text": "It's a top dog that's for sure. Amazing bread. Amazing mustard and sauerkraut. Amazing top of the line garlic bratwurst? I don't even remember what I had but it was juicy, had plenty of snap to it and delightfully flavorful....\n\nTHAT BEING SAID, if I wasn't trying to do a whirlwind tour of Berkeley, I would definitely have not come as let's face it $3 for a hot dog is kinda pricey, especially if you compare it to Costco (not saying quality is a comparison) where you can get a polish and a drink for $1.50. It's a different experience, but to me, a hot dog is still a hot dog.\n\nGuy at the counter was giving me some attitude too, but not a huge deal as he was still fast and efficient.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nK6zJZUDvDlLdbgL_EdI_Q", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bfd8RS4hD5OJjVfSNK3Jsg", "text": "I like this one because there are plenty of seats outside and inside for you to enjoy your dog. The taste is just as good as the other 2. Open till 2AM? since when....I've walked there drunk and the ish was closed... (this was back in April 06)..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bxe888PZaBbdC6t8ppO_oA", "text": "Top Dog!\r\n\r\nHey, late night food. A sausage for every stripe (brat, italian, kosher, chicken, polish....) and they actually have sauerkraut and REAL mustard in several spicy and brown varieties (not that sickening suburban yellow stuff that causes Alzheimer's and Neo-con political philosophy).\r\n\r\nWhy aren't sausages Americans'  favorite food?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xs6Hyi0qVzkyBXoCrQtLXQ", "date": "2006-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B_yutAK83M2KOGJv2YZF1w", "text": "This a good value place that is very consistent. A hot dog place with few frills outside of some awesome libertarian cartoons, posters, etc. I've been here many times when I'm on the go and want a cheap meal. The selection of sausages is great and there is a nice variety of toppings. It's a bit greasy and not exactly a great place to sit and eat and the menu is limited, but that's not really a fault considering they don't try to be anything but a hot dog place. Definitely worth a visit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xtbetsUKa4QSxPM-FdDFIQ", "date": "2012-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DbLhEjh1eOmzREiD6QGPVw", "text": "Top Dog gets a lot of rave reviews from Berkeley denizens, but I would typically rather eat a grilled up Johnsonville Brat from the supermarket. And as stated by another reviewer, $3 for a hot dog seems a bit much. Maybe you're just paying for all the libertarian propoganda plastered on the walls. That said, the variety of dog flavors is a big plus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sMuQMPsDPeQn9eGQZsvH7A", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "de3bso5ckpx9sjfBi74cbw", "text": "i had never had a veggie dog (the wienie) at top dog until yesterday, and it's honestly not too bad.  i used to always get the chicken dogs here, but my bf wanted to try the veggie dog yesterday.  it's a bit more crumbly than other dogs, since it's made of soy and gluten, but the flavoring was pretty good.  after you glob on the spicy russian sauce, onions, and jalapenos, anything tastes pretty good anyway!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rx7DNBmPPShVjlcQidGuTw", "date": "2008-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "di6ofdgTbukh3zRFsvExqg", "text": "Best Hot Dog in the Universe. Try the Veggie--delicious!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PROX5DfKlxIRjfme3cMt6w", "date": "2011-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ecCPiZJSwR2iyRmLeH2mfg", "text": "Great, great dogs. I had the chicken dog with apple and garlic...holy crap yum. Can't get much better for a hot dog place. I also really like that they include tax in the prices. Gigantic dogs and the guy serving us was really friendly too. A really good experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1lLohrgtVAbLfZAKsvC1IA", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EhNCTUaAjc3Ipd_m_rn_qQ", "text": "Came here long ago with the bearded hipster Fabio. We had several dogs and all were good. This location is not as cool as the one on Durant though since the one on Durant is far more popular but this location does have a lot more space and it has really cool stuff up on the walls. You know, the kind of stuff you especially like to read when you are recognizing how unfair the world can be. I'm sure that those of you studying right now know this and well, those of us that already have our degrees once enjoyed it too...well, many of us anyway.... How can you beat a socially conscious hot dog joint? You just can't! I recommend the Lemon Chicken and Smoked Chicken Apple dogs. I believe there is one called Linguica which is also very good! I highly recommend Top Dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VWmuhCSYSJyAuXRyckp1tA", "date": "2012-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EJjmTP-75CJDwTnJ6FbfEA", "text": "This is a good Top Dog location, but this review is about the restaurant in general.\n\nDon't get me wrong, the dogs are good.  There's a good variety, and everything they do is solid, but they're just so tiny.  To get a decent meal, you have to have at least two dogs.  Three if you're super hungry.  While one is pretty cheap, two is enough money to make me choose other options.  I'd like some sort of happy medium, but it just isn't there.\n\nIt's a good snack though, and I'm probably a little biased because I prefer a Chicago-style dog.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EwUovA7CCHNWLBUwAF0iJA", "date": "2011-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E-l973kDijDTeIGVAUw2rw", "text": "Certainly a little jewel in Berkeley, came here after some business at UC Berk and came here.  Gotta say, $3 for a hot dog here is the best $3 ever spent.  I forgot the name of the hot dog i ordered but it was pretty good, it felt as if it had a hint of wasabi, so I would get the occasional wasabi \"burn\" when have you experienced that from a hot dog.  I'd definitely come back to this place if I'm in the area.  Gotta try them all.  it's a small place with a chill atmosphere and these guys have revamp'd what a hot dog can be.  KUDOS!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ysnXR2qOCPNlCZ3oYYGD9Q", "date": "2011-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e_PL6vPzIVd6vBt8QHVU8g", "text": "same as every other top dog.  Unlike the one on durant this one takes card and has an indoor seating area.  It's also much less crowded.\n\ncan't go wrong with a hot link\n\navoid the russian mustard at all costs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FsEAn8K0hMa-BxcBNz2X2g", "text": "I went to top dog tonight for the first time and it was delicious. Normally I wouldn't give a grimy place with unfriendly cashiers five stars but top dog has a lot going for it: 1. it has a variety of hot dogs and sausages including low fat and vegetarian options 2. its super fast and 3. its cheap as hell. I don't care what the other reviews say, if I can eat dinner (a tasty one for that matter) for $2.75 that's a bargain. If you live in the bay area trek over to hippy-ville or San Jose because top dog is a must.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VQxZA1Va8MBVpI3fw3nsqg", "date": "2006-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gG9UvRpJGPPl_tTxVMVntg", "text": "Cheap and Delicious. What more could one want? Although there's no shortage of good and affordable eats in Berkeley, this is a fan favorite for a reason.\n\nOnly con I find is that the portion sizes are small. I usually order two or three dogs when I go, to get full. It is good for a light snack or lunch. \n\nRecommend:\n\n- Bockwurst: for a clean mild flavor\n- Bratwurst: classic taste\n- Calabrese: spicy fans\n\n*Random Fact- For those that have been to the one across from UCI Irvine, this is the original location.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JPZqYNcrWrAdcPKGemj-wQ", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-glnwIrTmJvz4bM8YlrxsQ", "text": "Not quite the same as the good old Durant Top Dog, this one is still really good and not as packed. Great dogs. Oh man. So good. And cheap too! Recommended.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4lACNNOEfNBFuE4FsSY-7g", "date": "2010-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GT6Za-LBg4Obzuyz2Sv3-A", "text": "I've been going here for years but last night the guy behind the counter, with slicked back hair, decided to ignore my order and make me wait twice as long to get my food. A woman ordered five minutes after me and we got our food at the same time. He spent his time talking on the phone and watching a DVD. Top Dog... get your employees in check.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cL09czToIodVuHNjVrc6mw", "date": "2011-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gynMtvoyHZrSDsHMecwd8Q", "text": "Top Dog always has good hot dogs. I am disappointed by the disgruntled workers who are often not too polite. The hot dogs are a bit overpriced, especially if you want a chili cheese dog... $3.75 just seems too much for me. On the plus side, all sodas have free refills. Open 'til 2 AM... Hadn't heard that before... definitely gotta check it out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7vZymr7LG2-a4u-LCV94XA", "date": "2006-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gYNtVir0Ni24UsdmARUmRw", "text": "I no longer eat meat so I can only rate the veggie dog and potato salad.  Well the potato salad might be the best potato salad I've ever eaten.  The vegie dog is so-so.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3lO4PkJnx6w-P7fNgItUvA", "date": "2006-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h2RxkVQKB23jZW9NCzqGFA", "text": "Quick, delicious*, and reasonable.\n\nSome typical eccentric Berkeley-style rants on the window, but otherwise a good experience. Bar at window seems to be ergonomically cut to prevent mess. Me likes.\n\n\n*Top dog claims to be the best in the Universe. Perhaps, top in Berkeley, not in Universe. Place on Haight St. SF is better. All time best dog for me was in Vienna. A  wiener thrusted into a fresh sour demi-bagette, can't top that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zkrA12GOQso43F9DBbYOFA", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H86fpzebiQ3X-guxq0Q5dw", "text": "Oh I loved I got off work in Oakland and road the bus all the way to Berkeley just for this it made my day! I had bockwurst their tender juicy flavor does it for me every time.  I also met an interesting friendly man from Monterey  and a guy from my itty bitty hometown of victorville. A strange and wonderful night.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ze548v1vby18Ic-d7pFHsQ", "date": "2012-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hBP2dbCpvXZ3l7PwkSIkQQ", "text": "mmm I love top dog. I like coming to this location better than the one on Durant because its less crowded, cleaner and offers inside seating. Still want to say that the LINGUICA is DEEEEELICIOUS and everyone shoudl try it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3Y9-vbJgdU1Ie2h0v4kqsQ", "date": "2009-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HxjCqWch1WWoL-tX5x9hLw", "text": "This place is a great option for cheap food near the campus. \n\nMy personal favorite is the bockwurst, made from 1/2 pork, 1/2 veal, milk, and eggs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tgAOlGaKNYk6LU3B_RnPbQ", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IHLgtxq9a-uwSDbkcCfyxQ", "text": "A good place, and void of the usualy \"I couldn't care less about you\" kind of service we all expect from Top Dog. It took a while to get his attention, but when I did he was cool.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DlR3lXKX5gxhhxcvu_cEJQ", "date": "2010-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ixF28DldIe4zbgvrpU_yAA", "text": "Today was a nice pleasant day to walk around Berkeley and grab a hot dog for a quick bite.  But after I placed my order for a top dog, the disinterested and clearly bored female cook/cashier/cleaner/whatever placed my dog to the hot side of the grill, took my cash and gave me change.  Then she came out from behind the counter to wipe up the wet puddled sticky dirty floor below the clogged, overflowing soda machine basin.  She wiped dry the floors with paper towels then wiped off spilled ketchup, mustard and other mess on the counters.  I thought this was great that she cares to clean up after messy customers.  But then she went back behind the counter and emptied hot dog bread rolls to toast on the grill.  OMG...she didn't WASH her bare hands after taking my order, making change, wiping dry the pooled floors and dirty counters.  Then she starts touching bread, utensils to serve dogs, soda cups, potato salad and the paper wrapping my top dog!!!  G-R-O-S-S to the MAX!!!  \n\nI couldn't believe this health code violation happening right before my eyes.  I was speechless when she handed over my top dog.  I just took the top dog, walked out to the sidewalk and tossed it into the garbage bin.  I hope the homeless didn't bite into that trashed dog and get sick.  Sorry but I warned you here.  Try the other Top Dog locations, maybe the workers wash their hands over there before serving your food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ppQfax1ThE9y4Yg0FDxzUQ", "date": "2012-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JfSbdAPlo7_9T6rSJ8ESrw", "text": "YUM! \n\nOrdered the Calabrese... hot spicy Italian sausage ;)  Loved the buns. \nFairly crowded, but the wait wasn't too long. Lives up to its name \"Top Dog\" and the reviews were right! \n\nAlso had a bite of my friends Lemon Chicken... low in sodium and fat but STILL soooo tasty. I wanna try it all!!\n\n(Don't use the restroom here, it's nastaayy)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dmWKnFHeQOgsac6V9-a1qQ", "date": "2012-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jI_20BMsbe3C0sfw-u67Aw", "text": "I usually love top dog because it's affordable, simple, and quite delicious. However, the one here on North Side seems to lack in the customer service department. \n\nA friend from Irvine came to visit and since she was in great hunger, I decided to take her top dog - a must have before leaving Berkeley. My friend felt shy about ordering the Mango Habenero because it was hard for her to pronounce so I ended up ordering for her. When he asked \"What would you like\" to my friend, she told him that I already said her order. He gave her this mean, stoic look and said \"okay...\". \n\nHe did not once smile at us and took him a while to realize that we were ready to pay him. He had a whole atmosphere of \"I hate my life\" expression on his face. Seriously, if you don't want to work there, don't. Also, for future customers, if you want a sincere customer service with good hot dogs, go to the one on Durant.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yGfGrXnwfvqxhO2gZIzOFw", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jW_0PMFNVVlQYO5yN_Lv8w", "text": "I love hot dogs, and Top Dog is definitely the best place to get a dog in Berkeley. There are a variety of different dogs available - everything from your standard beef frankfurter to bratwurst to hot links - and the whole place has a no-fuss vibe that makes it quick and easy when you need a quick bite on the run. My two quibbles are 1) as delicious as the buns are, they're a little too big -- as silly as it may sound, I personally standard hot dog buns and 2) they only have chili with beans in - call me crazy, but I think the best chili cheese dogs/burger/fries use bean-less chili. Neither of those things are enough to keep me from stopping in regularly, though, and plus, they have RC cola!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UFJXNe7TykBo6tALKNNSPQ", "date": "2012-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JzuolYcbSRKWbw9zxGzCKA", "text": "Affordable and quick hot dogs. I am a fan!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "evDrdFRMOyiYddjJ4FC8nA", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k6RGqVU94dddfq8-4AF9rg", "text": "I rarely regret going veg but this place can do it! In college, I used to stumble up here for a hot link with spicy mustard at least once a week. Now, I do come in from time to time because, bless their souls, they do have a veggie dog. But, what I really want is a vegetarian version of the hot link. Please please please someone invent this and bring it to Top Dog ASAP!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NqlXmevVUjFkYGux2evROQ", "date": "2006-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KQr5GzjKn37i_Y87khNYqw", "text": "For $3 it was actually the best value meal I've ever had in the bay area.  What's special about this hot dog place vs any other dog is that they use good bread and not  the ordinary junk you get.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1s00HiDgj8kTyF4BWUAhRg", "date": "2012-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KZUnjNLsTizuSEKJr_Lj3Q", "text": "They have good Vegan Dogs.  THe owner is a cool dude.  It has been a staple of mine since the 80's.  Yes I am old you young fucks.... I was in my 30's in the 90's HA!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XUm4bJy5seRuG_OELvRGGQ", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lg1C3V2jkfJosaDr8H0xHw", "text": "I can't knock a $3 hot dog and I am definitely not going to start now.  \nFor three bucks, these dogs are tasty!  I have only tried the Bird Dog, which satisfies my spicy cravings and the Chicken Apple.  I am a sucker for anything tasting like breakfast.\nThe best thing is that these things are portable.  I can see a student devouring one of these things, right before class or anybody heading for the bus or the BART.  \nIf you go, try the Lunch Bag Special:  A dog, bag of chips and a small soda for $4.95.  Can't beat that and still feel full :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "felS_y_ixMe8H3_9YqiEOA", "date": "2010-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mch0_YA-uTl-2JCo8ocvew", "text": "The chicken apple sausage was delicious. I love that they toast the buns on the grill. On the side, they have the usual ketchup and mustard condiments and a few more  (relish, onions, jalape\u00f1o). It was $3 even.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "75uBjyf8ubKf1lVNkCIORw", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MO3f0db1MJ4JuDdobd0IpA", "text": "Summary based on many visits:\n--classic TD menu \n--ok service, so not like Southside and even somewhat better than Northside\n--parking challenging, but not impossible\n--consider avoiding weekdays at lunch when BHS students abound", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0PGQWRDjFDhvnGkipBG_wQ", "date": "2010-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mVpta-sp3r1s-mCKCQGSDw", "text": "Excellent spot before and/or after a show at the Greek to get a hot dog...  You can eat it while walking up the hill to the concert venue; it will give you energy for the walk and/or the live musical concert.  \n\nPork is good for you.  \n\nThese are good quality hot dogs too...  Equiv to Nathans, Boars Head, or Hebrew National...  Friendly service also, the lady that helped me was really nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EzXDaJjdCwMtWdBJiRcC6Q", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MWD7tdK6m33o8ocG_AJ-7g", "text": "Yum. Quick. $3 hot dogs. Personally recommend chicken apple. :) Top Dog and Hot Links are quite popular as well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vOG9YFFFn_OMyItk4WEebw", "date": "2011-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mzPN5Pxua6S1YlpElyDxlA", "text": "yay my first review!\n\nmy bf's been to TD before in berekley just not this location. i ordered the smokey chicken apple and he got the hot link. the sausages itself isnt that big but its pretty yummmmy! the hot link wasnt too spicy. personally, i liked the chicken apple better because there are bits of apple in it! it was on a soft bagette like bread which i find more tasty than plain hotbdug buns. $3 flat for each hotdog. not too bad, but i would need to eat 2 to be satisfied.i didnt have any problem with the service since i went when it wasnt too busy.\n\nalso, you can also order these wienies in BULK! in case you wanna bbq them at home while watching a game with your friends or something!\n\ni would come here again when i visit the uc campus! :]", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XrJLXBZcSOTdcjbypIGShA", "date": "2010-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NGP46wbxyuh9jk3EN-zzfA", "text": "Absolutely the best; bar none. Many dog/sausage choices, all delicious. Excellent buns, excellent toppings, mind blowingly cheap. The chili is good too, I can't bring myself to have the chili on the dog, because the dog and toppings are so good on their own.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZWcHVhW1eB2H7Pk76JGw9w", "date": "2012-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NxJ4A1sdYO4nGD_jwoH09Q", "text": "Of the 3 Top Dogs around Berkeley, this one feels more like a restaurant.  Its decent place to study, being the only one with table and chairs, thus even though the sausages here are pricey, ($3 per sasuage)  but if you treat it as rent for the table, its justified.\n\nMy theory that Top Dog taste better after midnight still stands, since despite having the same supplier and training as the southside top dogs.  This top dog doesn't taste as flavorful as the southside one after midnight.  Maybe they saved the best sausage cooker for the late night shift there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8xjJmWVJVHzm7X4-lf2SSw", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O6K3K97eVu4VCC-TY6n0eg", "text": "I've been doing TD for 30 years,and love these places, but this is just not a well run TD.\n\nThe person behind the counter has a major attitude problem towards customers.\n\nI have twice eaten there ,the first time,the counter person didn't call out the order loud enough for me to hear,so instead of calling it out again,it sat there and got cold.\n\nI had to go to the counter and ask where was my order.\n\nSame thing today,but I watched this time and was able to discern her calling out the order.\n\nIf you are more than 5 feet away ,you won't hear the order.\n\nI paid in cash,but counter person wouldn't accept payment unless I placed all the bills in correct order.\n\nI realize that good help is hard to find and this is a shining example af the shortage.\n\nWon't be back to this location again. .\n\nDowntown Oakland  ,Hearst and Durant are fine ,this one sucks.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rt7gmCNCALr8bqQPluxeOQ", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oHOTIa9z9Ngmjo_6OiXnYw", "text": "I would love to give Top Dog a higher score, but I was very disappointed last time.\n\nDon't get me wrong that their food is not good. It's delicious. I love their Calabrese and Lemon Chicken. Very juicy and flavorful. The downside is that the hot dog looked more like a sausage now than a hot dog. I remembered few years back, the hot dog is the same size as the bun. Few weeks ago, my Calabrese was half the size of my bun. I might as well just make a sandwich with ketchup and mustard than pay $3 for a bite of the juicy goodies.\n\nProps for this one to open late in the downtown area where nothing else is open. Props for the spaciousness and tables.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ojdLMk-ajowW9ownohA2nQ", "text": "Love this location because it is located in downtown Berkeley. Love the hot dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IdnaLzLArAx4_url22C9fg", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oR7vwJ-hPOqorKZqHum1Xw", "text": "I dig it! Had the bratwurst and the garlic dog and the sausages are really, really strongly flavored! Toppings are all the same (you add) and there's like two tables outside but you can sit on the curb or in front of the student union or really anywhere in the city and look normal (considering the number of college students/hobos--hey, what's the difference in terms of appearance, right?).\n\nBut they're very, very fast and it just feels like a niche, hole-in-the-wall college shop. Great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yyWySE70Nyjf2Kfy-jM6aQ", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OsEG-RJPG5YWS5r4X6E7Ng", "text": "All Top Dogs serve great dogs. This location is convenient to downtown, but for the full Top Dog experience, I recommend the Northside and Southside ones for their better (hotdog stand) ambience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IPzVg0wE9EW2_VfJI0Uzgg", "date": "2006-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P1Rzk9Dr69fyAktt2JwZrQ", "text": "We were here for an international conference. It was such a great experience! Because of the cheap price ($3 for each dog), I got 2, the 'top dog' and the 'lemon chicken' dog. They tasted delicious, and the person helping us was extremely professional and kind toward her customers. I like how the tax is already calculated in the price, so we don't have to worry about the hassle of receiving change. Great place to bring a small group of people to eat.\n\nThe only bad thing was that the tables were dirty as there was only one staff on shift...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZJ-_uKBSdbv_ViVj8a6_dQ", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P4FINB-MEJN-kTxg1DS4FA", "text": "Very affordable and a quick bite to eat. I always come here when I visit and get their Hot Link which is bursting with flavor and love the kick.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L-BiyzsytaNbfnqEvK1oAQ", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PfLk5bgbAD-LTuT5XBOkig", "text": "I don't normally eat hot dogs, but I can't turn down a Top Dog hot dog.  I ate it on a dare after my piercing and I've been a fan ever since.  \n\nTop Dog kicks Pink's and Nathan's Hot Dog arse anyday!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_Hum_JURLFwrAtAnzO2n-A", "date": "2006-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PM2a7ALseBpWtbrPTUiLiw", "text": "First glance of the bun made me a little worried. It looked like it was going to be tough. I was glad it was not! The size helps hold the condiments, too. Their sauerkraut is warm, which is different from other places. I like it!\n\nI'm giving this place 4 stars because they carry varieties of hot dogs. I got the all beef and it has that snap that I was looking for. It's cheap, too. So this is definitely not a gourmet hot dog, but it's the simplicity that makes this place special.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MYA7v-Ty-8e8osWlEw0fyA", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qdwaTnxUHfF6DLHarEoqSA", "text": "Every time I come here.. I always have to order two dogs.. It's that good! Even my son who's a picky eater ordered two..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sVuCwAwohMPVWJtuVhqHxQ", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rd0pOoixF697snaKPzXbyA", "text": "I love this place.  Every time I'm in the area I'll try to make an effort to grab a bite to eat here.  \n\nI usually stack up on Garlic Frankfurters and RC Cola.  It hits the spot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lhJ3s-KIiCdxeZlWoPcIew", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RKkBPfYhaxfBq4_1ZAp3zQ", "text": "Who can't pass up the chance to have a hot dog, any kind of hot dog, for three bucks? You can have your choice of bratwurst, hot links, or polish and it would still be the same price.\n\nBetter yet, you really don't have to wait long for them to be prepared. The cook has all the different varieties laid out in front of him. You just tell him what you want and he rolls it right on out onto the stove. And everything is cooked perfectly. There is no burnt sides,  over cooked outsides and under cook insides, or cooked insides but tough as leather outsides. They are just the right temp to eat and juice.\n\nAnd to top it all off, free condiments. I find nothing more frustration than to have to pay extra to have sauerkraut or relish on your dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QLyxYQjaj803KbyyajRnfA", "date": "2010-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rwx9c4HcQCiiVUtI3wcGvw", "text": "When I go to the Bank of America across the street it is so hard for me not to go over and get a beef frank.  I want one right now.  \n\nThis location is one of the larger ones (there's room for more than 3 people to stand) and they have stools facing the window so you can people-watch as you eat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-SuJ4fQMyOb4Cr_t4MJuTw", "date": "2007-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rx4wN2_PsI4bGr0a4xXKdQ", "text": "Don't really understand why everyone loves this place, but I decided to try this a few months ago with my roommate. It was early in the afternoon, so there were only a couple of people in the restaurant. I think the woman working there was having her time of the month if you get what I mean because she angrily told me that she had to cook my dog separately because I ordered the veggie one. I patiently waited for my dog, and when it arrived, I was expecting fireworks to go off in my mouth but there were none whatsoever. The hot dog was a bit overpriced, and I was still hungry after eating one. The bread was nothing exceptional either. Probably won't come here again unless I'm especially craving a hot dog.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zd4oPurC3qOyEFzdpP568Q", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "siZuwek4bIEmTYC5iRrGbA", "text": "It'sTop Dog. There's not much more you can say.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s1DSkbdFEuO3ODbMWQqSvw", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tV9NLoKJMMAUDRpsD4dkvw", "text": "The hotdog maker chick behind the counter could use some cheering up, but the food we got was great.  Don't expect a smile... I've seen goth kids with perkier attitudes, but whatever... she made us a mean lunch that was delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nbhwZLyMjTx9gmzJyioO1g", "date": "2010-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VTIjzjtO0NFKBsAxaR1J7A", "text": "I think this is my favorite top dog of the three that are around campus. Aren't they all the same, you ask? No. They're not.\n\nThere are two other top dogs: one on Durant (southside) and Hearst (northside). This top dog doesn't get as crowded as the one on Durant, and the cooks are less demanding and intimidating (if you've been to the one on Durant, you know EXACTLY who/what I'm talking about). Also, since it's not as crowded, I can order my Wienie (...it's a veggie dog for all those sickos out there) and ask that it be cooked with separate tongs and on a clean area of the grill. The cooks are usually okay with these requests, but I do get a raised eyebrows once in a while. There is outdoor and indoor seating, which southside TD doesn't have.\n\nThe dog itself is really good, and there is unlimited refills on the drinks (unlike Southside TD)! Take advantage of the condiment bar; they have sauerkraut, ketchup, mustard, dijon mustard, onions and mayo (I think).\n\nFinally, if you're planning a barbaque and don't want to serve taste-less hotdogs that come in packs of 300 from where ever you like to shop, you can buy dogs (in packs of 6 or so) from top dog and impress all your friends, frenemies, and co-workers...or satisfy your inner hot dog junkie.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w1Kx0pLwThUc9CmwP8UWRg", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W3ouZbckdcWRARJLytHecg", "text": "great sausages and dogs, but the service is horrible. I guess they carry the zeitgeist mission statement: treat your customers like crap and hope they return. They most likely survive on college students living on a budget, but still take some pride in your job and if you hate it that much go work somewhere else. Its too easy to be negetive and a hater these days, being nice is way cooler :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PJJnQvAy1ttYaQWAJ6NBIg", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wHDrjMo1T_aMXmeV2ilhpQ", "text": "The kielbasa is my favorite.  People talk up the lemon chicken, but I think it's a bit overrated.  Kielbasa or chicken apple sausage.  I am a bit of a purist and was surprised to find that you can get them with chili and cheese...which wasn't ever an option at the location on the Southside.  I still love the surly service too.  :-)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aqWXHhcR_CdmKmxggFOlEA", "date": "2006-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xbh_Gr5uDFZzaWp_7MOrnw", "text": "Very cheap and very delicious! Only thing is it's cash only :( Like Justin R. says, the portions are kind of small but other than that it's a great place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7fq2wfncGEjmJrC_YvgrTQ", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xrYXZeqC3lz14qcujm1hjA", "text": "The hot dog is flavorful and can stand on its own. Doesn't need chile or any other gimmick to register on your taste buds. I recommend the Russian mustard as a complement. I'm comfortable in saying that its the most flavorful hotdog I've had so far. \n\nUsing a French roll instead of a bun is a nice touch - most vendors will cheap out and give you the dry Styrofoam grocery store picnic buns. \n\nIt hits the spot when you're on the go and need something to get you through between meals. \n\nI can't get over paying $3 for a hot dog - I should get a movie or a ballgame with my hotdog at the price. \n\nLucky for TD, there isn't a Costco near by.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Caqt13BRO5o_xxpZDZ1P8g", "date": "2010-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xsyn9ajeZsqOep-ZeokcAw", "text": "A cheap snack or meal: bockwurst, tater salad, and drink. Five bucks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VgtcRwMPiAEeuPsayXB4kA", "date": "2009-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xtuH53q0DLut47EnwUVMZQ", "text": "Very simple......very cheap.......very good!!!! I definitely prefer grilled dawgs to steamed ones. Can't go wrong here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h2o_QnX0PJpbtXRcOzs7NA", "date": "2007-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y1DIvH7Ihbzs_nN-2skueg", "text": "Just hot dogs!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_OoqIZNYetn--KSoBEq1rg", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yafp0evKuneZ2nYNonFuuQ", "text": "I've always wanted to like Top Dog, but I just don't.\nThe food sounds really tasty....Lemon Chicken, Linguica,  Smoked Chicken Apple Sausage...etc. But I've never left Top Dog thinking, \"That was awesome!\"\nTo me, one hot dog doesn't do it, you need two. And as a couple, 4 hotdogs at $3 a piece...and that's without a drink.\nI simply don't think it's worth it.\n\n...But I am tempted every time I walk by because it does smell damn good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zUQvljzoVMTN5BG0UQUC_g", "date": "2009-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y-EIb_5is5MnLEMizvQKVQ", "text": "This place has generous portions, and the price is low! Not to mention these are authentic sausages from a Co. in the City, and taste very good. served with hoagie rolls and your choice of condiments. The vegetarian version is blissful as well, and processed at the same factory. Some soda varieties taste kind of flat or under carbonated, but the Diet Coke and Coca-Cola are never without fail Cash only folks", "stars": 4, "user_id": "590tT55DwuICGGBCXV62Rw", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-zNdReEovefmu0Pfwdp0qQ", "text": "What?!?  Gourmet Hot Dogs? Open till 2am? Yes. It is all true.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fFGPBtsutYpn3A155Sf75Q", "date": "2004-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zNjRvaHlwhKjsbP8DdBVcw", "text": "Top dog is amazing, especially at 2 am", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kv_BKTM7lDXZa5t8cBNfgQ", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZRFIv88E_yRQpARnVnQYMA", "text": "Ever since I discovered Top Dog (catered) at a bbq lunch, I was addicted. The price is wonderful ($3!!) and the dogs delicious. My favorite is the Smoked Chicken Apple. I always tell myself that I should try something else for once, but I end up getting the chicken apple anyway. A few days ago was my first time at this particular location, and I liked it! Very roomy and plenty of places to sit (compared to south side/north side top dogs) aaaand super close to the west side of campus. Also, I found out about this doggie bag deal where you can get a dog + chips + drink for only $4.75! The dogs at this location were not cooked to the point of charring a bit like the other locations I've been to, but it was still delish. Top Dog (any location) is definitely my go-to place for hot dogs!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yvz4933BkH5Tg2FRD0NnnQ", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZVyEwaZTKqV68z17r4UltA", "text": "Things are OK here.  Mediocre at best, in my opinion.  $3+ for a hot dog depending on the variety you pick.  Soda is a $1.50.  I understand they have to pay rent, but it's fairly expensive for what it is.  And one hot dog isn't enough for me (I'm an average sized person) -so I got two.  $7.50 for two [small] hot dogs and a soda?  Steep.\n\nAs for the quality of the food ... it's OK.  I've taste way better, for what it is worth.  The bread to sausage ratio is too high, and the bread is nothing special at that.\n\nI'd only come here if I was really in a scrape for food.  I don't personally understand the hype and rave reviews this place has.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qRksZyxXbq1sWZ_fRYjFFQ", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AjHMcVtQxVN_J_OBLSCnEQ", "text": "Just as good as Top Dog 1, a little less anarchist but just as tasty.  They make up for the lack of politics by having free refils on all sodas, plus RC on tap.  OK, i guess Royal Crown Cola is a bit anarchist, but it's so tasty.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pCGhLbFA8Q2N_LypEOdHcw", "date": "2005-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Cjz22xqN7FtjhWrvbbiugQ", "text": "It's been  more than 25 years since our late night post drinking runs took us to the Top Dog on Durant.  It wasn't as much for the delicious dogs as it was for the event and the experience - watching the guy behind the counter remember the orders of all 20 people packed in at 2AM after the bars closed.\n\nI had an opportunity to be in Berkeley this week and I have had plans to make my way south to the Durant Top Dog.  I was thrilled to find Top Dog as I walked up from BART to the campus.  I immediately stopped and fulfilled my carving - a Bratwurst with onions and Hot Russian mustard.  I've been all over the world and have still not found a sausage as good and satisfying.  $3.  Such a deal.  I had unfiltered AJ for old times sake and went on my way - almost euphorically happy.  \n\nI went on campus for a few hours, completed my meeting and headed back to BART - passing by Top Dog again.  TWO Top Dogs in one day?  Dare I?  It may be forever before I get one again so I indulged in my 2nd favorite dog - the spicy Keilbasa, again with onions and Hot Russian mustard.    Should the two dogs cause a heart attack at least I knew I had been in heaven...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xe6zLW8nQrO_RqB30bygMQ", "date": "2010-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GkmUXkf0q2BrBxLzTAV5yw", "text": "When my friend and I went to see Bloc Party at the Greek, we needed to stop and get some food. My friend having never been to Top Dog (and this being one of the few places that were conveniently on our path from the BART to the Greek), we stopped by to get her a dog.\r\n\r\nWhen she said she'd never had a top dog before, I told her that I wished I could have taken her to the \"original\" one first, because to eat top dog is an experience that transcends the actual ingestinal act. You get to order dogs with jargony lingo, and you get see people berated for taking too long to make their choice (or actually get berated yourself), and you can gawk in awe of how one person can remember so many orders accurately without jotting a single note. These are among the rites of passage in the Berkeley community. If you don't christen yourself at the original Top Dog, you're just cheating yourself.\r\n\r\nBut alas, this top dog, while it has tasty hot dogs, is nowhere near the same as the original. They're relatively polite... they're clean, and spacious and you don't have to eat on the street.\r\n\r\nI never thought I'd be complaining about a \"nice\" eating establishment, but I am. So the 3 stars are obviously with respect to the original top dog and top dog experience, but by all means, if you need a good hot dog, come here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "34bU3gnSHUFHNPLNvwl8fA", "date": "2006-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WXhRMSwzrq9InbgRLPm6Og", "text": "I would have starved at 2am in my twenties if it wasn't for Top Dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JDXti80kFqCBwbbsQPV7Rw", "date": "2006-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0IwJHIGU2kq6J6dw_FwZPA", "text": "if you live in Berkeley or have ever lived in Berkeley then you know. If not, that's your loss. I'm serious. Hot dogs are not supposed to be this good. Top Dog is the perfect college food; its open at all conceivable hours, cheap and quick. One, two, three, four, five stars.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0OFxLc97Y1pdKlFMGFgmlg", "text": "So, I visited this small dog joint last year... I probably should have written a review then, so as to capture the sensory details of the crackling and juices.\n\nNow, if I recall correctly, there is no topping (my bad) this joint: the Bockwurst has a nice snap to it when you bite into it. The interior of the building is the quaint type you'll encounter along Durant Avenue, unique to Berkeley's college town, the one with age and character. I would describe it as a no-frills, more-substance-than-style enclosed hot dog stand (more than a restaurant, as it is cramped), but that is by no means a bad thing. The condiments are nice, but overall the quality of the sausage grilled atop the flat steel tabletop is the most amazing thing about the place. My memory of the place is quite fond; perhaps the crisp Berkeley air or the munchies contributed to the overall ambiance of the Top Dog experience, but there it is.\n\nUnlike the pretentious, cookie-cutter chain restaurants of Orange County, Top Dog truly stands out. The grillmen are expert, probably from decades of experience, and take their trade seriously.\nThe food is rich in history, flavor, and texture; but cheap in price (a rare quality where I currently hail from---Irvine, I'm eyeballin' ye -_-).\n\nif I ever do visit Berkeley again, I will *most definitely* drop by Top Dog and post an updated review. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ax0lDlj11MLAGu6JNwe0YQ", "date": "2012-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Qete6pr7dYernUiEYjOrw", "text": "I work in the Cal area and had time to kill before a basketball game, so I decided to grab dinner here on the way instead of paying insane prices for sub par food at the arena. \n\nI had not one, but two top dogs. Indulge me. grill-toasted sourdough bread and juicy juicy sausages are a winning combination. The past time I was here I ordered the Kielbasa and the bockwurst. Flavorful and just the right amount of spices. They've got tons of other sausages to choose from. Something for everyone. \n\nDo yourself a favor. If you're gonna go to top dog, then go big. I was doing myself a disservice by ordering a chicken dog the first two times. The lowdown and greasy items will give you more bang for your buck.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DrDcxgabnswIJOA6xoE99Q", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GqafOZjRf5KjNFYRRB9LZg", "text": "Man oh man.. this is the only spot i go to when im in berkeley late at  nite... they have the best hot dogs ever... not just any hot dogs but they have all kind like lemon chicken dogs...even tho i mite have been drunk all the times i ate there but even if i was sober the place is the bomb... its a small crack in the wall. look for the line of drunk people..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qRYC3Cwv9w34Xs6gqI6Ndg", "date": "2005-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iBW2FmWhyHP7IpS6-8Wvug", "text": "I've been to three Top Dog locations, but I'm writing about this one because I went last night.  This particularly TD was significantly less clausterphobic than other locations.  I frequent the Dog for the Bratwurst.  There are big signs mentioning that they feature Saag's, a sign that I could go to the grocery store and buy the same item.  But who has the time to roast a dog over the grill all day?  not me.  I'll keep coming for the toasty buns-and at $2.75, I'm unlikely to go broke any time soon.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cECtnYdL6BNfgeGLWOBpOw", "date": "2006-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ieS99HKZV3lbLNVOffaF_w", "text": "Any bratwurst/bockburst combination with whatever condiments you desire is a win. I do prefer the Top Dog on south side though, but simply because it has a bit more character. \n\nTip: Don't get the chili and cheese, no matter how tempting it sounds. The cheese is not melted and the chili is... beany. \n\nBon app\u00e9tit!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZPyQ1_ZpU17u532Ibk6Yww", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iulx9G1htiHq0f8VNAlzJQ", "text": "This is the same as all of the other top dogs around campus.  It is a pretty good hot dog, but pretty pricey.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JY9uGvczWTB30zrBeDUq6w", "text": "I don't know if I was here on an off day (Friday evening after Beat the Clock, a fine Berkeley tradition), but the bun was undertoasted, the ketchup was watery, and I was left very unsatisfied and wishing I had swung by the Durant location instead.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tFId1_3TcZLzp4lhrjYLWg", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LKY_2KwaI-DW7x6pDwM_Kw", "text": "Ambiance and Customer service definitely make a difference!\nI have issues with the people on Durant.... \n\nI know, I know. Same hot dogs right? And that still stays the same. I'm used to dirty, greasy, greasy greasy illegal bacon wrapped hot dogs. But Center Street Top Dog, you're definitely better than Durant. Anytime. \nThe girl behind the counter was chill, so didn't mind that my boyfriend and I had luggage with us (we were off to the airport), and served us really quick and with a smile :) \nHe liked it too. And if there is anyone who is picky about food, its my boyfriend.\nAlso, there's a place to sit! It doesn't harbor the manic oh-god-stop-touching-me-I -just-wanna-get-a-hot-dog claustrophobia feel that I get on Durant. It's real chill here. We just hung out here for a while until it was time to go, since it was raining outside.\n\nYay top dog (on Center!)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rb3ujWPPnhvvshHJzD6Uhg", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uAR9-uLZrilAhal81hLOlA", "text": "The best hot dog I have ever had, the flavors and everything worked out very good. Honestly it is step up from a hot dog seller on the street, with a nice store front. \n\nThen again I was trying to get a quick lunch to go for work so I might have been hungry, but regardless this was still the best dog I have ever had and I have had many bland not so appetizing dogs in my life. \n\nThe best part is that they cook it right in front of you, so I thoroughly like that as well. Have not found another place that makes such good dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KqBMXNu0HcU_TkfcQYBB8g", "date": "2007-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uec6FehjrgwZmTfNW_gLxw", "text": "Let me start by saying that if you're looking to go to Top Dog for some brilliant out-of-this-world sausage experience, you might be disappointed.\n\nDon't get me wrong, the sausages are great but they are not what make Top Dog stand out.  Myself, my other half, my parents & also my friends all like this joint so much because it is quick, made to order, & cheap.  My personal favorite thing is the French bread roll.  The boyfriend's personal favorite thing...the sausage casing.  Yeah, I think that's weird too, but it makes sense.  The crispiness of the sausage casing @ Top Dog makes it so that you always get a clean bit of bun & sausage.  None of that tugging around nonsense.\n\nIf you like hot dogs, you've got to give this place a go.  There are several locations so no excuses!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GE64PcKGFWo_W49PWPb1JQ", "date": "2011-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VDrxPxoB6bBgSg-srXcFuA", "text": "Good veggie wiener! Big and not overcooked (a big mistake with many fake dogs), with a little spice. Reasonable prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-iixrxnYfVtdFLBL0YMN6w", "date": "2006-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2SvXklTLmInh9YMCaleO5w", "text": "I love this place!! I actually ate three hot dogs in one day and would have gotten a fourth one if my friend didn't stop me.  The classic all beef is good, but the lemon chicken is even better and even better than that is the Bratwurst.  The place is smaller than my closet, but runs like a well oiled machine.  Can't beat the tub of sauerkraut on the side either.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BAYfLybtn7IwxKHoVLxuJg", "date": "2006-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "szZj6TUQwjKmSayrI-tPWA", "text": "Sausages, sauerkraut and mustard: the requirements for an awesome hot dog.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: three stars.\n\nTog Dog's appeal is not so much in the preparation of the food as it is in the ingredients used. The rolls are not tasteless Wonderbread rolls, and the sausages are not your usual beef franks.\n\nJust a sampling of the selection: Calabrese, Kielbasa, Bratwurst and Chicken & Apple.\n\nThe kicker is the vat of sauerkraut. It is not a hot dog without it.\n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: one star.\n\nCenter Street Top Dog definitely takes after the more upscale downtown Berkeley atmosphere. There is actually room for more than a few people at a time inside, and with high tables and stools, you can actually sit down and read a newspaper with your dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "u20egtUDXLwQkUG-OyNGLA", "text": "Top Dog is another place that I just love, not necessary because they are the best restaurant, but because they've decided to focus on one thing - making tasty hot dogs!  And boy do they make a tasty hot dog!  They have this giant griddle that has the magically ability to cook the hot dogs perfectly (crazy-hot inside, but only slightly crispy on the outside).  They also toast the buns to give it that \"Wow I wish I took the time to toast my own buns when I was cooking hot dogs but I don't and that's why I'm going to Top Dog\" feel!  They also have a wide variety (re: flavors/seasonings) of dogs you can get, if you want to get \"wild and crazy\" with your hot dog experience.  \n\nAs for the restaurant itself, it's quite small; perhaps only 2-3 tall tables (the kind you can just eat while standing up) and a small counter.  They also have a few outside tables, if you wish to flaunt your delicious hot dog-ness to those walking by.  Inside the atmosphere is quite \"Berkeley-esq\", in that it's got local art and political statements thrown haphazardly (yet artistically) about.  \n\nAnother great aspect of Top Dog, they are very inexpensive!  Most of their hot dogs are within the $3.00 to $4.00 range (tax included).  So, you can easily have a very filling meal for around $10.00, drink included.  Speaking of drinks, I would be remiss in not mentioning the fresh apple juice they have - it is crazy!  Keep in mind, there have been times I've gone in to get my \"Dog n' Juice\" and the apple juice has been sold out.  So, if apple juice is going to be on your \"try-it\" list (and it should), go in early!  \n\nI'm giving Top Dog 5 \"Dog\" stars, because when you want a hot dog, they serve the best.  Their prices are very reasonable and the staff has always been friendly and efficient.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DxTZRFQ8X2aGAltSloP43Q", "date": "2012-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "kIeCxSZXJ3OwI3yFTZHhkA", "text": "Let's begin in 1988. I'm a freshman at Cal and living in the Unit 1 dorms. Though I'm living on the meal plan, sometimes late at night I get cravings that can't be satisfied by whatever I have in my teeny dorm fridge. So off I go to the Top Dog on Durant. The mean and surly guy behind the counter often regales customers with funny stories of his awful ex-wife.\n\nCut to 2005: I find myself back in Berkeley on a regular basis, and a much younger guy is running the grill at the Center St. location. I stop going because, frankly, the guy is an asshat, and we nearly got into it once over my inability to say the entire name of the particular dog I want.\n\nCut to 2007: I'm still in downtown Berkeley, and the asshat got fired a year or so ago. The successive grillers are much more amiable. I'm back to going there more regularly.\n\nThe dogs, of course, have always been great. Bummer that they no longer have pickles, but some things aren't forever.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BIbNKvMu4Y0uigseT1Pv8A", "date": "2007-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3lw8PnZC0zL7z4rbvb20eA", "text": "Top Dog it is!  \n\nI can see why it's all the rage.  \n\nI had the Calabrese and the Italian sausage was spicy and tasty.  The grill-toasted bread was warm and crusty...a perfect complement to Top Dog!\n\nI'll be back for more! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_buqnmBKMbV0lq8KZaM6Jw", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kA9XqarBjxnkPgsB_KwhrQ", "text": "I'm not quite sure what the buzz was about. It was a hot dog. The bread was really nice, about 10x better than a regular hot dog bun, but the hot dog itself was maybe just a touch above average. Still, I think of a hot dog as a super-cheap ($1.00) item, so for $3.00 it should really blow me away, and it didn't do that. Also, I thought of it as a super-fast jump-in, grab-one, jump-out item and I waited ten minutes... so... yeah... a mixed bag, Top Dog...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZRyT3vzr3hgPG1XSwg9E_g", "text": "The dogs are good, the deal's good, but the Center St owner can be a jerk.  My wife and I used to go there once sometimes even twice a week (good after working out).  Never again.\n\nIt was November.  Freezing.  It's 10pm, we were all shivering, my hands were so cold they hurt.  The music was blasting unusually loud, which normally I don't care about, it's his place, his music, whatever.  We sit down OUTSIDE as far away as possible.  The windows were open so it was just as freezing inside the place as outside.  Whatever.\n\nMy friends and I tried to talk-- yet the music was so loud this was impossible except for yelling \"what\" three times.  We try for several minutes and fail because of the owner's music.  So finally I slide one of the the windows closed put some glass between us and the music so we could talk.  The other window few feet from us was still wide open.\n\nThe owner gets up, walks all the way over, and re-opens the window.  \n\nAnd turns the music up.  \n\nAnd if that wasn't enough, when I get up to get my Calabrese dog after that, it's burnt.  Sometimes they're a little crispy and slightly black, whatever, this was way past that.  It was over half black and like bark.  My wife's too.  Almost inedible, not by shi-shi Bay Area standards, but by any standards.\n\nI was too mad to argue at that point.  \n\nI've never gone back.  He cooks them all day for years, he knew he'd burned it.\n\nYes, part of Top Dog is rebel \"buck the system\" attitude, but when the owner goes that far out of his way to annoy regular customers that were busy going out of their way for his precious lifestyle-- so much for that.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_Kgfdp84IOrd_1G3dTN2_Q", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qt6j7L7syUu_EbRccNerMw", "text": "I went here four times because:\n\n1) I love sausage\n2) I wanted to try many sausages\n3) I wanted to make sure my distaste was not just my distaste for the libertarian propaganda plastered all over the walls\n\nBUT I feel as if I can safely say that I am not a fan of top dog despite my bias. I had three main problems:\n\n1) The bread-to-meat ratio was much too high\n2) The servers always seemed extremely unhappy to be there and were rude to customers\n3) The sausages were average at best. They do not compare to Rosemunde's or the ones at Taylor's in Oakland.\n\nO-VER-RATE-ED!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GZ1gYeGuNwZHn6MKrQFf6g", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "cRBiYGAtoqx41z3H_ZiBGw", "text": "Nothing to add, except don't order the linguisa. It's gross. Everything else is good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qU3E7ENm8VsMc_IZCpTCZA", "date": "2007-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fV43gEOUEpehJPeNleA1yA", "text": "Sausage is a wonderful thing for people who like their meats.  For the locals who like Top Dog, you might want to try this particular location in downtown Berkeley.  I know there are purists who have to have theirs from the hole-in-the-wall on Durant.  That location has to keep the grill temp on high because of the heavy volume of orders.  That means the sausages come out with a noticeable crust of blackened meat.  My doctor friends point out that you're in an entire new level of unhealthiness when you get into heavy charring.  Me, I just don't like the taste of burnt meat.  The downtown location keeps the grill at a temp that keeps the charring light so you taste all that sausagey goodness.\n\nFor out-of-towners who need something quick, cheap, and not-so-nutritious, you can't go wrong.  The sausages are well-made at the respective factories and the flat-grilling makes them yummy.  They say that you don't want to know how sausages are made.  Then doubly so for these puppies, because I don't want anything to ruin the experience.  Everyone has their favorites.  Mine is the linguica.\n\nHere's something very few people know about the linguica at Top Dog.  It comes from a not-so-laudable pedigree.  The recipe was taken from the now deceased \"Sausage King.\"  If you haven't followed Bay Area news in the last 10 years or so, the \"King\" died on death row, sentenced after killing 3 meat inspectors.  \n\nI pieced this together when I discovered the linguica had the texture of hardening cement when this guy was on trial.  The old ones came back after his sentencing but with a little less flavor.\n\nI guess it's true, you really don't want to know how your sausages are made.  If there's anything good to come out of this tragedy is that someone rescued the recipe.  Thank goodness, too, because it's so freakin' delish.  The pork is practically fluffy in that sausage casing.  Nice spice and pillowed by Top Dog's grilled bun.  Now you know the lore, go git one.\n\nI suppose, given a choice, I would want a sausage made in conformance with the health codes than one that skirts the rule of law.  Imagine, though, the violations in the creation, storage, and preparation of Spain's jamon.  Perhaps, some lenience should be given to old-world recipes.  I'm hoping there's a version of the linguica I loved still sold in Portugal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tlI6Z9jpNJ39FyOz4-6Wuw", "date": "2009-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JE90zaIazhJTBNHhmcqInQ", "text": "Hot dogs are amazing, and this place certainly serves up a good weiner. (Nyuck nyuck)\n\nGood, fast, cheap and delish.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zdD_GvwmJX3TDU4LO1Ixog", "date": "2011-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l8qsLYFWBbn4t-RfMhvpjQ", "text": "MMMM! Polka Kielbasa, with a mountain of hot sour kraut!!! Linguica. I love me some Top Dog. Of course I'd worry about an establishment that can't make a decent hot dog. I'd eat one every day, if I wasn't worried about having a heart attack at an early age.\r\nThe people are cool there and the prices are the best.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h02t1zNqvg7uUC39WxzN2g", "date": "2006-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NPRTUrf-un-SHv3URjBTow", "text": "Move over stanley's, Top Dog is the BAW$. \n\nThis place is amazing. You MUST come here. You have no excuse especially when it's only $3 for a hotdog. REALLY? How is this possible!? This amazing meal for less than $5 with drink. Sent by God himself, I'm sure.\n\nI had the hotlink, and boy it was delicious. A nice amount of spice, but be careful 'cause this is the SRZ BUSINESS. \n\nConsidering moving to Berkeley JUST for this and Ici!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "B_T4fv0GlGcZLDpchBX-0g", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UFOPSOT4LnWJEOOMLov7EA", "text": "Everything is delicious. I love EVERYTHING Top Dog has to offer, but I tend to gravitate towards Chicken Apple/Brown Mustard + RC cola combo.  mmmmm....\n\nAs a student, Top Dog was my inexpensive pick-me-up after miserable classes on North Side.  Now , as an alum, the one on Center is much more accessible when going to bball games.  Quality seems pretty much the same at all of the Berkeley locations -- no bad experiences yet!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ms2mfd-MIlCr-x4-aqHQ2w", "date": "2007-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UvxX3cZW8Ui-OqfftYmwYw", "text": "As the name implies, one can purchase cylindrical rods of meat here, often referred to as \"tube-steaks\". This establishment focuses solely on tube-steaks, and thus there are a variety of different types to try.\n\nI found my order (bratwurst) to be tasty and filling. Nothing that changed my life or my perspective on role of intestine-encased food stuffs, but still very satisfying. This alone would have merited a 4 start rating in my mind. However, a few things hold me back from giving this establishment this sort of honors.\n\n1 - The tables and counters were a bit on the dirty side. I think this is largely because they only give you a piece of wax paper with your item, and no plate, tray, or place mat was immediately available. So, if you stuff your bun to the max with relish, onions, and the like and you explode everywhere (like I did), that food shrapnel is going all over the table.\n\n2 - I sort of expected that, for fast food hot dogs, the cheapest dog I could get would be $2 or $2.50. However, the lowest the prices went was $3. Now, most of the options were $3, so you can just order something a bit fancier and it's completely reasonable. However, considering how cheap regular old vanilla hot dogs are in general, I was kind of hoping for a lower floor for the prices.\n\n3 - The music was a tad grating, though this might have been just bad luck and they normally have a string quartet playing there at most times for all I know.\n\n4 - I found myself in need of washing my hands after consuming my consumable, but the establishment didn't have a bathroom. Top Dog shares a space w/ the adjacent Mexican restaurant, where I was able to find hygiene satisfaction...but his technically might have been an abuse of their washroom, as I didn't buy nothin' there. Double negative.\n\nAll that aside, if you're looking for a cheap meal that fills you up and makes your mouth pretty happy, check Top Dog out. Just might wanna back a wet nap or two.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QE3LB14HhJadlXz50lwlog", "date": "2011-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZtA11RW8xU0-O8dPVxB9mg", "text": "Wow, I have not been to this Top Dog in forever, but now that Douche L. won't be going there because of the mean ol' Libertarian propaganda and NRA posters (?) I'm gonna go there twice for every one time he ever went!  \n\nI recall the sauerkraut being excellent at this location.  Just the thing before an afternoon of straw-purchasing ammunition for the neighborhood youths.\n\nEdit: \n\nI have been informed that Douche L. does not mention Obama Sock Puppets or Hillary Nut Crackers in his review.  That is true; he mentions them in another review: http://www.yelp.com/biz/greetings-oakland#hrid:JQ7ieD2XbJmqWEUunED5RA.   I certainly did not make up Obama Sock Puppets and had no idea those existed until I read that review.  Hilllary Nut Crackers, OTOH, I knew about and I still want to collect all of them.  In any case, I feel it is my duty to continue to mention them because they are so witty and exemplify a delightfully irreverent branch of political Americana.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UzxCvpCQDdoDwPomXHMUgw", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0fazBEV9BgQZneFcJ89hTQ", "text": "If you ask Berkeley students or residents where you should eat, you inevitably get \"Top Dog\" as an answer.  \n\nI go here once in awhile, and I like the fact that they have a bigger location, so you can actually sit down.  I've only had the lemon chicken dog, but I really like it, though I'm not much of a hot dog aficionado.\n\nThe one downside to Top Dog is the price.  $3 for a hot dog is a bit too much :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3PUQWyGVFjs9TNnbw1gv-A", "date": "2008-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "36SMn5PosMt7VOCHrqmlGw", "text": "When your mom gives you thumbs up on eating a weiner, you know you entered a whole new dimension of eats....the smoked apple sausage was awesome, the bits of apples were huge and the sesame bun was nicely toasty and hot.\n\nThe server was rather gruff, especially when I asked how big the dogs were just cause I don't want to get too big a serving since I'm sick...dude kept repeating himself over and over like a broken record that all the dogs were the same size...I know it's the same size...you already told me but I'm asking about something else...don't treat me like the UC kids still roaming around...I'm not the type to take that kinda shite 'tude from anyone *glares with glinty eyes*...the extra star is only cause your food is actually good.\nParking is crappy, but then you're near the campus so just drop your car off at the free 2 hour areas and truck on over.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_VGIPT2dDMJvAsRjjQcD-A", "date": "2008-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Xzr-qx7D9vazyAkEB1d-Q", "text": "Since I moved to Berkeley last year, everybody has been telling me about the amazing Top Dog. I finally got a chance to go there, but I wasn't that impressed. Maybe it was over-hyped and I expected so much more. They do have great hot dogs, but it is not amazing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "X3NUOC_DwVmatrRPiTjxQg", "date": "2008-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-Arx5Gvgzu9ubWsI961zZw", "text": "I didn't know about this Top Dog location until I passed it up while walking to the Greek Theater for a Jason Mraz concert. I got the German Frankfurter just so I could have something to tie me over during the 2.5 hour concert. It was tasty and manageable to eat while walking. I've always liked the bread they use.\n\nIt's obviously not as busy as the original location and you get the same product. Hot dogs probably will never get played out as a quick/cheap meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "82dCHyU-ANOgdhxUgZsUeg", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eiDTnlDBeYj0HoYZkocOHQ", "text": "I ordered the hot links and it was great! I loved it. I knew it wasn't going to be that spicy but they do have jalape\u00f1os.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4qc50xqwfjuZgpNP8_E3BA", "date": "2010-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g_YdSMdyZNzTBRCNKXeWuw", "text": "I can think of no more satisfying snack than one of the oh so delicious lemon chicken dogs at this fine establishment. It really is hard to beat a warm, satisfying mouthful of juicy, delicately flavored chicken wrapped up in a tasty bun after a long day of classes. Oh, but, rest assured, the lemon chicken isn't the only delectable item on the menu. If heaven were populated with sausages, Top Dog would be God's right hand man, managing all those luscious links with grace and ease. It seems like most people I know like going there after a night of drinking, but for me, it's a treat best enjoyed sober.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YEPeMM-5oUrSbsZRwFZWbg", "date": "2005-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iwPA8jpyHoqWeL3W01NAfg", "text": "Every time I wear my Top Dog shirt, people ask me if I work there--I don't know if it's my love for Top Dog that shows, or if it's everyone else's love for Top Dog that makes them want to talk about it.  This location on Center Street is the one I frequent the most, when I need a pre- or post-movie snack.  Top Dog serves a world of sausages, including their all-beef Top Dog hotdog, kielbasa, bratwurst, bockwurst, chicken, veggie, etc.  Their buns aren't the typical squishy hotdog buns--they have a nice chew and a little bit of a crust.  I cannot play favorites here, but if I had to choose, I'd have to say the kielbasa is the pick of the litter--it's got a nice snap in the skin and very bold flavor.  I also like the delicate bockwurst as well.  The veggie dog has a nice, spicy bite to it, so don't pass it over, either.  You can add your own condiments and dressings (onions, sauerkraut, relish) to taste; you can have them put chili on your dog, but I've never tried that because it's pretty satisfying as is.  (I get my chili dog fix from Pink's.)  Aside from the fabulous sausages and the lovable logo, I adore Top Dog because they have RC cola on tap.  That, to me, is a mark of fine taste.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "X0q4bFpolUwr_MOKEURbHg", "date": "2005-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qhmMdu8GdmYhCwb0YyFciQ", "text": "I love that I can grab a spicy cal or yummy birddog on the way to BART from campus!  A hot dog with spicy mustard and a lemonade!  What a treat for a quick bite! \n\nI have been eating these TOP DOGS since freshman year 1989 (one of the causes of the gaining of the freshman 10-15 lbs).  And why I needed to lay off of them towards the end of my college career... but have since found myself craving one from time to time.  What a great location to find myself once in a while seeing those sizzling dogs cookin' then savoring every juicy bite.  \n\nTop Dog is as Berkeley as hippies, oski the bear, nobel prize winners, peoples park, and horrible losing Cal football teams with overpaid coaches who take solid in year by year replays of \"the Play!\"\n\nGo Top Dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fdTuNLNTUGMCtBPhFTeEpQ", "date": "2008-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qv4bRY0nSuTFShaFeULQhg", "text": "Top Dog is a simple place with a long tradition.  This particular location is very convenient if you're popping in off of BART to catch a basketball game, but it's not their best.  If you want tradition go to north side and sit down amongst the anarchy articles and radical literature in a classic hot dog hovel.\n\nIn any case, the food seems to be the same at all of the locations so I need not repeat myself.  My order is normally 2 hots, a german and a hot, german and a brat, hot and a brat, etc...  All of their sausages are good, and the spicy Russian mustard and onions are cheap but delicious.  Top Dog is not exactly the fastest, but it's the best hot dog and sausage stand in Northern California and maybe the best in the world.\n\nIf you wear a Top Dog shirt outside of Berkeley you will attract fellow sausage lovers (not women or homosexuals, eating sausage you pig) who will throw you high fives or stop and chat about their days at Cal.\n\nTop Dog has almost everything a degenerate Cal student needs, except beer.  I don't know if they have alcohol but they used to sell smokes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1mdwR2US8Z_CBWYuFMWWNg", "date": "2007-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sSFBOonYYwIu1YPRhtTvAA", "text": "For what it is, this is a great place to pick up a quick meal. I think we had like 10 minutes to eat before the show we wanted to see was going to start. We inhaled a dog apiece, some potato salad and were good to go.\n\nI stuck with the regular (all beef) frankfurter but I was told the chicken apple was the bomb. That's next on the list, along with the lousiana hot links and brats.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XTGtWfWbY-ewGKAllWvKpQ", "date": "2006-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ta8ec7JNu5mDaWNEW3NeUg", "text": "First of all, I have to say that my sausage bar is set pretty high since i have the privilege of living super close to some frickin' awesome sausage places.  So my experience is tainted.\n\nSo, on my visit to Top Dog I had the bockwurst, 'cause i love that vealy stuff.  It looks like the sausages are partially precooked, but I'm not 100% sure about that, they were hanging out next to the grill.  Anywho, after the short wait for \"cooking\" I found my sausage tasted OK, probably about as good as a store bought one; I think it was a Saag's sausage since there is a Saag's advert prominently displayed in the dining area (they also serve Molinari sausage, probably their Italian, and I think Schwartz' fine sausages).  I liked that the buns were not your average hotdog bun, but a sesame studded bun.  I was about to have a conniption becuase I initially didn't see any sauerkraut, but then opened my eyes and saw a cool kraut warmer chock full of kraut right in front of me.  There also was four different mustards (and ketchup, obviously for hosers) some onions, sweet relish, and jalepenos; overall not a bad condiment collection.  MM had a veggie dog, she said it was mealy, not so good.  And their chili is three bean.  I didn't have any but I prefer zero bean chili.\n\nThe whole setup of TD is pretty efficient, nice little seating area, grill, big menu, soda and condiment  section on the side.  Simple menu with dogs, chips, drinks and not much else.  One wall is adorned with signed black and white photos of some celebrities, I had no idea who any of them were, some news articles and other political seeming stuff.\n\nI love sausage places and although i don't think that Top Dog is necessarily tops, at 3 bucks a pop, this ain't too bad a place to git your tube steak fix.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZZfJg3PeZdAxTMc2PpkTrg", "date": "2009-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XclLdtPG9UGPlePQ-ft9GQ", "text": "Like the Top Dog on Hearst which is where I'd go if I parked in the area for a show, this TD is for if I take the Bart. Not many places open after shows on this stretch where you can get a quick bite to eat before hitting the public transit for the night. Frankfurter fix on the way to the Center street station!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P5bUL3Engv-2z6kKohB6qQ", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-xycat77W8iVQgxBYtpwnw", "text": "Top Dog! How could I forget about my dogs?!\n\nLove the Chicken Lemon and the OG Top Dog itself. The bread is delicious.\n\nThough the dogs at this place is supposedly not \"as good\" as some proclaim as the original Top Dog on Durant, it's somewhat tucked-away location more than makes up for it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-8DZRwlA2laPv2IXQNTfXA", "date": "2009-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6DyWzBP9EYq-TLZIlNibmg", "text": "$3/dog.  It's not Costco price, but not Costco either.  Much better flavor!\n\nI love the buns and the condiments.  I had the Calabrese each time.  I love that one.  Their Hot Link is really spicy, but flavorful too.\n\nBe careful, it can be addicting.  But then again, you have RC cola to wash it down.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tGMvLSDKr5QmjSbNKVZ3vA", "date": "2008-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "78CUtaEz5qPqFd81QKC8hw", "text": "Likes: Lemon chicken and smoked apple chicken top dogs are the best.  Bun is toasted to a perfect crisp.  Self-help yourselves to the condiments on the side.\n\nDislikes: It saddens me to watch the price go up over the years.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BiWYDNIf7gBBNRtP6YVwIA", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ditozgw0tjockPwGb34KwQ", "text": "This place should be like Starbucks, with one on every corner. Hot dogs have a bad reputation, but Top Dog makes bad taste so good. \n\nThe place is a stones throw away from campus and the restaurant is about the size of a large bedroom. Top Dog offers between 10-15 different dogs with side dish options of potato salad and three-bean chili. I ordered the only vegetarian dog on the menu, which was conveniently called, \"The Weenie.\" Taking no offense to the name of the dog, when I got the thing, I piled it mile high with condiments. The dog was encased with a perfectly toasted bun, and when I smelled the dog I knew I was in for a pleasurable experience. \n\nWhat an understatement! This thing was amazing. After a few bites, I had to slow down my chewing and concentrate on what I was eating. My taste buds have never felt this way before. You know when in the movies a father is given his baby for the first time and the look on his face makes time slow down around him and he focuses in on his newborn? I had that moment! Okay, maybe a slight exaggeration, but this thing was really good. For a moment there I questioned my nine years of dedication to vegetarianism because if \"The Weenie,\" tasted this good, the others could be just as good or better.\n\nI recommend Top Dog to anyone with taste buds. If you are a student or not, somehow find three dollars and skip on over to Top Dog. These dogs will rock your world.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uRF1OhwpXSgiaxsnapdmwA", "date": "2011-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IPJmWXfBxHU7bTMKeLg-Uw", "text": "I'm all about a place where you can get a whole lunch for under $5 (dog, chips and soda for $4.75). The hot dogs are delicious, the bread is delicious, and that spicy mustard almost made me pass out. \n\nThere's not a whole of seating, but you really don't need a full-out dining room if you're a hot dog joint. Just grab and go. If you can find a tiny corner, take it and read all the interesting articles and literature posted around the walls. \n\nYou really cannot go wrong here. A definite quick lunch stop.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3ik7P4oh2_HF6twSOb3y-Q", "date": "2008-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "knn_zn4ngDEmoq-LE0YigQ", "text": "Personally, I find Top Dog to be the perfect place to grab lunch. Close to work (for me, at least), cheap, easy, tasty, and above all not too heavy and filling, so I don't feel like I'm going to fall into the typical food coma at my desk after the lunch hour.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5vXqog3DHrRXADKUg78B2w", "date": "2006-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pE-EMF5_Knh9TIlFDqncHQ", "text": "All I gotta say is $3 HOT!!Link!\nI recommend", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZxtoM_z5i41LBNVYwkC36w", "date": "2008-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "s4J3VLCfs_oZJnJstnVBqg", "text": "Beyond the oft-closed Original Kaspers, there are two places to get a hot dog in Berkeley/Oakland: \nTop Dog\nCasper's\n\nTop Dog's a little better, but once someone at Casper's gave us an extra bunless-dog for our dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EfYdvZLGGZZBr84OIhyJ5g", "date": "2007-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WvG9KPsEwk5SbKZQbVV7eg", "text": "Gotta get a top dog loaded up with onions, ketchup, mustard, relish and scarf it down.  Get a second.  All the dogs and sausages are good, they are grilled with a bite, juicy on the inside, yummy roll.  Get a doggie bag for five bucks for a good lunch.  I challenge you to buy one for one of the hungry homeless people that are on the sidewalk.  Some of them have not eaten in a while and it will make you feel good about yourself!  :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yqlN770BKHm2CPa9wff16g", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XDqwJW1KuZKMR6pkWKjH0Q", "text": "There are many locations of Top Dog around UCB's campus and I've only been to two.  One being at this location and the other being on Durant.  The nice thing about the Center location is that it does have a little bit more space here than at the other location so if you actually want to stick around and eat, I would recommend going there.  Also, they also accept credit cards for purchases $5 or more, so if you don't ever have cash in the wallet, Center would be the right location to go.  However, the people that work at the Durant location are a hoot to sit and talk to, so I definitely would check that location out as well.\n\nI've tried a few different dogs at Top Dog and the one that I keep going back to eating would be the hot link.  The hot link is the kind of spicy that the more you eat, the more spicy it gets.  I've also tried the Bird Dog and the Linguica and I enjoyed both but they didn't compare to eating the Hot Link.\n\nI think the thing that makes Top Dog so good would be the roll that they use at the hot dog bun.  It's like a french roll that is toasted, slightly sweet, and goes really well with the dog.\n\nHot dog is $3, chips are $1, and a small soda is another $1.  Very budget meals.  One might not be enough for big eaters so I would recommend either getting a chili cheese dog or else doing 2 dogs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OYBq-S-PS6M5bgTUsJLLIw", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZHgTgSGS2Wb6ENwzEgCerQ", "text": "I had the \"top dog frankfurter\" as an appetizer before eating dinner at Brazil Cafe.  I was watching Bourdain last night and he was in chicago eating a red hot hot dog.  It looked good so I was craving one all day.  For $3 you get a weiner in a french roll.  I felt I could make this at my house for less than $3.  I probably should have ordered the chicken apple sausage but I judge a place based on the basic dog that should be good.  It was definitely good but costco is also good and cheap.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LU7ikPXZ5R8tv4oNQZQkKw", "date": "2009-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h2O6Fq1h9x8vZaw-z7d8qg", "text": "One location on is on Northside, a lot smaller, another on Durant.  This one has at least some seating.  Great for between-class cravings or a late night bite.  And it's like half a block, literally, from BART.  I remember my favorite being the Polish dogs, but I haven't been here since I was at Cal.  A Berkeley institution for sure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a8XQk3YbBKBgctzszG_3Ng", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cOwGFzkkuJ3hgFR1vmIKYg", "text": "I heart you, Top Dog. When it comes to the classic American hot dogs and buns, you will forever be my top choice/top dog. \n\nMy favorite is the smoked chicken apple sausage; ahh, tasty, smokey flavor with little apple bits (or perhaps, I imagined it, b/c I'm so head over heels for this place). I think the bun at Top Dog is probably my favorite hot dog bun...ever. It's not your filmsy hot dog buns that turn out mushy after you dress your dog with condiments. Nope, this bun can withstand any amount of mustard, ketchup, relish, etc.., plus, it's got sesame seeds sprinkled all over and it's toasted. \n\nAnyway, for $3, Top Dog is the best. And no, don't compare Top Dog to Costco hot dog/polish sausage... sure it's cheaper at Costco and you get a drink, but you get what you paid for. So, no, there is no comparison. End of story. Or maybe I'm a little biased, because this place is such a Berkeley establishment and well-received among Cal students.\n\nP.S. There's another location on Durant (across from the Asian Ghetto), but this place is closer to BART and it has actual seating. The Durant location is often swarmed with undergrads, especially in the wee hours after a night out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z8Q6AZm63tM3eLz8vmdk9w", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pIEr1LrBQvO-aK3s4umy4Q", "text": "Not being a hot dog aficionado I can't rave too much about this place, but they seem to do their dogs right, and people I talk to who are more into their long fleshy meats than I seem to love this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2007-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uLO-HeNGkAI-f3i6SulAhQ", "text": "Top Dog is a Berkeley institution. You can't be from the 510 and/or a Cal student and not know about this place. It's a simple, no-fuss, hotdog/links joint. Everything is $3. The sauerkraut is warm. The bread is not some limp junky store-bought bun, but very quality, and toasted with a sprinkling of sesame seeds. There's propaganda plastered all over the walls (love Berkeley). They make all their dogs in-house and as much of a carnivore as I tend to be, there's something to be said about the fact that I constantly crave their delicious veggie dog (lovingly named \"The Weenie\"), unlike most veggie products which are horrid, rubbery and astringent tasting (I'm really holding back here), it's actually so delicious that I forget about the fact that I'm not eating any part of a lovely animal. But not to fear, everything else porky (and chicken-y or turkey, as well) on their menu is also delicious, plump, juicy - and, of course, there's nothing like that first bite into that crunchy casing.\n\nThere are several locations in B-town, and while the Center St. location is not nearly as infamous as their Durant Ave. one, a few notables: this one has actual seating, they take card (the rest are all cash-only, I believe), and they are much closer to Bart.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MxluzI5vFj4f8nB1bPJk_g", "date": "2012-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zMorSGx8wXShPsfMw-tSLw", "text": "This past Saturday nothing tasted better than the sweet victory and dominating performance by Cal over Stanford in the Big Game to win back the Axe, but Top Dog came close. \n\nTop Dog is definitely an institution centered around The Institution and is one of my favorite spots in the Bay Area to grab a dog. Any one of their locations around the Cal campus has some of the best Game Day grub if you aren't going to a tailgate party prior to the game.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aFO_yCma7PImpdPkA8ZC-A", "date": "2008-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 20, "useful": 24, "funny": 18}, "review_id": "vwyyh-RGUDSm6bMDLuhnoA", "text": "The hot Russian mustard is hotter than the Louisianna hot link! Whew! Spicier than a mail order Balkan bride versus a red headed Ragin Cajun! \n\nBigger and cleaner than the original on the south side on Durant! Plus it has a view window to watch Center street passersby, which is a step up the food chain than the south side homeless hippies. \n\nStill all the charm of an Appalachian trailer park family barbeque, but now with more healthier choices besides a Top, Bock, or Kiel from the old days! Lemon-chicken dog? Isn't that a Chinese delicacy?\n\nAlso unlike Durant Street, there are actually more than 2 stools to sit and mouth that wiener between your lips! \n\nBut like Durant, there is still that stainless tub of relish, and that crockpot full of warm sauerkraut! But I do miss the \"Vote for Malarkey\" bumper sticker of Top Dog #1.\n\nAh, sweet memories of Berkeley are not complete without the Top Dog experience revisited regularly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UVxY0iyPaqY7s4BSFtt-xA", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K02GartLsIJW6GnQlMA4Iw", "text": "Top Dog is the best hot dog joint around, hands down.  The owner is cool & I usually got good service from the other folks who work there too.  However, I decided after the recent Virginia Tech shooting not to go there anymore because of all the gun/NRA/libertarian propaganda they have on the walls.  it's a tough choice, but as a consumer and as a citizen of this country, I have the freedom as well as the obligation to vote with my dollar every day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wEKsL_NcmOYm-JsBWMIpXw", "date": "2007-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6nyMu_pYXmeDTcANthVljA", "text": "4 - 1/2 STARS?!?  They're just frickin hot dogs!  Good selection of them though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M-yiinJhbWfxl8kNtCm0rw", "date": "2007-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oVGYp8ZVQ8f1T0dA-2JQ5Q", "text": "Mmmm top dog, there's nothing like you on this side of the tunnel.  Shhh! But don't tell your competators that sell your sausages over here.\n\nNothing compares to the way you guys do it, even my boyfriend who thought I was nuts before taking him here is now a believer.\n\nI'm all about the lemon chicken, so damn good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yy_KQA1FtwilaG-7LB4BgA", "date": "2009-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qHxFDLFRVowcTaieY7Jv5Q", "text": "Finally, a non-SF review!!! Yay, I have a LIFE outside of the city!\n\nBeing a Cal alum I KNOW the institution that is Top Dog. For years I had to resort to going to the teensy tiny counter on Durant Street, endured standing outside in the cold since there was nowhere to stand and I always went there after midnight, and practiced being apathetic to all the loonies that hang around Telegraph. But it was all worth it to have the best sausages ever (my personal favs: lemon chicken, smoked chicken apple, calabrese, top dog)\n\nWith the opening of the Center Street location, that all changed! This place is so much roomier, with actual biased-cut counter eating space, and a real TV to watch. And now that I don't live in Berkeley anymore, it's less than a block from the downtown BART station. I make it my routine to always stop by Top Dog whenever I visit Berkeley. And it can get crowded on game days for sure. My recent visits saw a tall guy with long blond hair and a petite Asian girl working the best team: he would shout at the top of his lungs to get people to order and work the grill, and she would count up the totals at the cash register and handle the $$$. Never did I see they falter when the line got long or if people were shouting multiple orders at them. They always managed to keep the orders on track. Such efficiency and work ethic.\n\nIf you're craving for late-night snack in Berkeley, Top Dog's your place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ksLpkgP2xprUAhk4KfecEg", "date": "2006-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t5LmF6UeBa-jpBYZrnDSgA", "text": "the top dog here doesn't have all the political literature on the walls that the durant location has. there's also some seating here. the menu here is the usual litter of dogs.  \n\nsampling: bockwurst(3) german style sausage made of  pork and veal\n-fresh taste. russian hot mustard crowded out any flavoring bockwurst had.\n-4 types of mustard, relish, sauerkrauft, onions, ketchup available for toppings\n-ready within minutes. dogs pregrilled.\n\nleftovers:\n-dogs made by schwarz meats.\n-this locale near bart station.\n-people often get bratwurst and bockwurst mixed up\n-fast, friendly, efficient service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "EoejL6SxNcJdSEOP-KmhSA", "text": "The purists are going to hate me...\n\nfrank/sausage/weiner/dog/brat/link - What ever you call the grilled delights, you are sure to find one that you like at Top Dog. \n\nI've been to Top Dog on several occasions and can safely say that they've mastered the art of grilling a frank/sausage/weiner/dog/brat/link.  \n\nOn one occasion I had the standard fare (a hot dog) and it was pretty darn good. On another occasion I ordered the spicy link (in an inebriated state of being) and all I can recall, was sitting in the passenger seat on the way home saying - \"it's good.. but it's so spicy.\" \n\nTranslation: It must have been pretty spicy if was complaining about the heat  - especially after a night of \"imbibification\" rituals.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S765x0O9aI2e1ISaB-NYfQ", "date": "2006-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "d0D3a_RnUsxJ7NJWjx4XCQ", "text": "When I was in Aruba, I was suckered in to eating a frikandel and it was amazing.  Granted it was real (mystery) meat and there's something about mayo that adds that little extra kick.  I went in to Top Dog hoping for some kind of substitute, some kind of in between so I don't have to find a dutch food stand somewhere.  But I guess I got the wrong thing.\n\nI ordered a veggie dog and loaded it up with sauerkraut and hot Russian mustard, a jalapeno, and a drop of ketchup (there was no mayo in sight).  I took a bite and it made my nose burn and my eyes water a bit, (great mustard!!!), but the sausage itself was disappointing.  Granted it was a veggie dog with wheat gluten and stuff but I've had some pretty good veggie dogs that didn't have such a strange texture.  This one resembled...chopped up eraser.  It was coarse and not exactly firm, chewy but crumbly.  In the end, I ate it for the condiments.  \n\nI was disappointed in my choice.  I'm still looking for a frikandel.  If I go back to Top Dog, I hope I am no longer a veggie and will think about ordering something with meat in it.  Because the veggie sucked.  And they were so proud of it, too.  All these signs on the walls saying, \"Finally, our new and tasty veggie dog $3.\"  If they start having frikandels, I'll totally eat it, mystery meat or no.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vn8nPLA7J_GkHEiW5vEmbA", "date": "2008-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "G4VvGTTdW3Untik0sv3JOQ", "text": "Ohhh yummy yummy i love their veggie wienie.  I could eat 20 a day.  I would get fatter and fatter but enjoy every bite ooo ahhh yummwah\nlove's it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-kAtFVkqA5JSyvBa_4NpmQ", "date": "2007-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yEfXEaNXKBoObnMT9VV93w", "text": "My childhood dream came true!\n\nAs a kid, I would leaf through Archies and imagine sharing a hot dog with Jughead. I share many of his traits, I am lazy, laid-back, can sleep through exam preps and end up getting good scores, and love love food so much so that I earned \"garfield' as a nickname.\n\nI would talk to my parents about American food, and they would discourage me by saying- 'ohh, but it has meat in it, and is probably bland!'.\n\n I loved the burgers I ate in McD's after liberalization in India. Moved here after marriage and continued to enjoy my burgers.\n\nHotdogs remained on my list. Was walking out of school and decided why not step in and try the veggie. \n\nThe 'top dog' made me go mmmmm! It was my first but will not be my last!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eUjJ0SDe6eBoZB7iKYifnw", "date": "2011-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "e08P34vs_82QZIF8PAH69g", "text": "Hot Dog, Chips and a Drink\nDoggy Bag= $5.00\nWhere else can you go and get a pretty decent meal for $5 bucks?\n\nThe inside embodies the Berkeley character. Political cartoons and clipped news paper decorated throughout the small interior's walls and counter tops. My favorite is the full-page article about our government; illustrated as if it were a twisted science project..\n\nThe cooks are nice, and the atmosphere is very easy and casual. They aren't afraid to speak their mind, and they strike me as nothing but down-to-earth.\n\nThere are a huge variety of dogs you can choose to put on a grilled bun. Self-serve toppings include relish, onions, and sauerkraut. Ketchup, yellow mustard, and deli mustard also included. The result is at least as good as any dog you'll get at a ballpark.\n\nI recommend the  regular \"top dog.\" It's prepared perfectly and can  be eaten alone, it's that good! .....  I'm salivating right now thinking about it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "niSwYgiSraNe21aIOn0o5g", "date": "2011-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "seWwqG6J_o4EoOQrZVRMGA", "text": "Man, once you've had a top dog it is so hard to pass by the opportunity to have another.\r\n\r\nI must warn the address listed on this review is for the one that is not open as late (maybe til 10 on weeknights, 11 or 12 on weekends?) as the one on DURANT AVE--this is where the drunks go, and it's where I recommend you go if you plan on being drunk. \r\n\r\nMy first experience with Top Dog was when I was a little intoxicated and a friend decided I needed the hot dog of my life. I had a Calbreze (a \"Cal\" for the informed) which was intensely satisfying.\r\n\r\nI must also mention and compliment the work ethic, attitude, and dependability of the staff at top dog, especially the durant ave location. Despite a seemingly endless line of people waiting to pick up or order their hot dogs, and the quick cash-dealings, this man kept track of who ordered what, who ordered before who, who paid and who didn't--he handled the drunk people like a pro, and kept his responsabilities in check with seemingly little effort and NO PAPER. Even if you aren't a meat eater, I'd recommend sitting outside this joint on a busy drinking night just to watch the staff in action--it's really quite impressive.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kORGcgi0Iw2RG8gJl84MVA", "date": "2005-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "IPjVSCy6yEuqXEvEv9v2-Q", "text": "Top Dog is #1\nThe veggie dog covered in sauerkraut, the extra hot beaver brand Russian mustard, relish, and a few onions is a good time for my mouth.\na really really really good time.\nI love that Top Dog is around, and I can get a delicious hot dog, and sit in the window seat and watch people walking down the street (while mustard drips down my chin)\ngood times. \nThis is my favorite Top Dog- second fave is on Durrant, and third fave is the one in Big Longs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3EXwtlZ1hjX6V4tv_uxUnA", "date": "2007-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uEhIIaxLhlGNuWrBz-NpTA", "text": "As much as I love my 1.50 polish sausage and soft drink combo from Costco. Nothing says Berkeley like Top Dog #5! The price is right. Under 3 dollars for a chicken and apple sausage that was oh so tasty. \n\nI never knew there was a #5 until a couple weeks ago. This place used to be a smoothie joint when I lived in the area. Nevertheless same good quality as the 2 other ones I had frequented.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K1lkv1Zpnzsl3n08Zv04kg", "date": "2007-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "DJWB7_EnTcVNmBJNzQ1aCw", "text": "Being a wiener seems to be a prerequisite to working at this location... but I guess interacting with surly staff is part of the experience for some people. The sausages are delicious: they are grilled to the point of juicy perfection and served on an ample toasted bun. Perfect for grabbing quick nourishment while on the go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "12srEETZY-QLNR6fp8_2Kw", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sxanz4oJft8vZkA8ZDJpMQ", "text": "Compared to all its other locations in the city, this one has some more waiting room and is located in a more comfortable environment. It's close to major transit lines and it's right smack dab in downtown. There is even some seating inside. As for service, it's just a tiny notch better, but workers' temper is just as short and food is no better. Food is relatively fast. Overall, it's just OK.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "flQdcYVh1V_PADtcHxbK2Q", "text": "Dinner date for under $10?  Top Dog!\n\nOk so I wouldn't suggest coming here on a 1st date unless you know you're about to date a hot dog fanatic, but Husband and I have been together for a decade and a half- no romantic restaurant needed for every date- and we're both hotdog fanatics!  \n\nMy favs- Lemon Chicken & Polish!  So hard not to get both!\n\nI put on lots of saurkraut- thems the veggies!\n\nThis location manages to maintain the fringe charm of the original, wihtout the slimy grunge feeling.  Besides, it's near Games of Berkeley, also a great place for us to wander on a date and compare favorite games from our childhood & discuss what games we want out daughter to grow up with.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AGm0ij7gr0KsB34LDRInNw", "date": "2008-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "Vr3kNCyCzI05hdoFvojItQ", "text": "The Calabrese sausage here is perfectly porky goodness.  Nicely grilled with a bit of char, instead of horribly steamed or - eek - boiled, it has snap, is juicy and was bursting with savoriness for ever and a touch of spice.  \n\nThe sausage-griller guy there just gave it to me when I said I didn't want the bun - from his hot tongs to my greedy  hands - a kind of sweet awesomeness one usually only finds in their own back yard.  Three bucks worth of bliss. I'm so glad that I ducked in by myself and had one, even though the other people I was walking around with that day didn't want one. Ha, missed out....\n\nHe said that they either order their sausages from Chicago, or the people who make them have some kind of  Chicago connection.  If this is indeed true I am pissed the hell off, because I've lived in Chicago for several years now and I have never had a sausage here as good as the one I had there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SIl3M335--lcq7Y2Xrxf_g", "date": "2008-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "7uBAhlwIaBpujK1rYQ1yxA", "text": "I think I've tried every dog on the menu here, and on my most recent visit I got a chance to reaffirm my unholy love for the tubular meat product that Top Dog slings so well.\n\nI think my all time favorites here are the hot link and the bird dog. The hot link, especially when it gets that nice burn on it, snaps satisfyingly. The slight heat of the meat is also really enjoyable. I love cilantro, so getting that bite of cilantro from the bird dog always makes me really happy.\n\nMy wife was semi-disappointed by the veggie dog here, but I can't really speak to its quality, since I refused to try it based on the principle that veggie dogs are fucking awful in every conceivable way.\n\nThe first time I came to Top Dog I made the mistake of slathering way too much of the Russian mustard on my hot dog, and though it wasn't spicy, my sinuses cleared out to the max. Since then, I put a thinner smear of it on my hot dog, and pile on jalapenos for heat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6kWAL8wWRAe17ARc78Ay9w", "date": "2012-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "SMBxVNNCkbDgh74fuuzRxA", "text": "Now we're back on track. When visitors ask \"what is there to eat in the city of Berkeley?\" some of the locals will say \"Top Dog, dog!\"\n\nMatt knew that this top-flight popular hangout for college students is a \"must eat.\" Since Berkeley is a city with many opportunities, Matt wanted to explore other options to dine. And with Berkeley being hit or miss for choosing \"yours truly\" to eat, dining at Top Dog came at an ideal time. \n\nThere are 12 different varieties of dogs to choose from. (No, Matt is not Kobayashi or Joey Chestnut and didn't eat all of them at one time!). He bought the Lemon-Chicken and the Calabrese dog. Each cooked wiener is $3.00 each and placed in a toasty warm-bun. The Lemon-Chicken was very lean and tangy with the lemon-flavor. The spicy Calabrese dog is Pork wiener with paprika and fennel. Just by describing this dog, you can easily tell that it was spicy and flavorful. \n\nThe condiment section was well-stocked and colorful at the midday. Matt loaded up the freshest and necessary topping to make the 2 hot-dogs very hearty. \n\nComing to Top-Dog for lunch was very settled, unlike the weekend, where you'll wait an eternity to get your dog. Also, if you're a visitor to the city of Berkeley like Matt, you can't leave without having a \"Top Dog\".", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HYQoxBC1y1DGPq6pGP09Tw", "date": "2007-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 4, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "-TEX9NO89c7HctFyizMlbA", "text": "Yay!  I'm a fan!\n\nAll dogs are priced at $3 a pop at prime location?!  Wow!\n\nI'm a fan of hot dogs, just not a real big fan.  I seldom crave for a good dog, it's one of those like when I see it, I'll get it type of deal.\n\nBF brought me here since I didn't have much craving for anything, and a dog sounded good.  And the \"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T TRIED TOP DOG\" look on his face ensured me that the dog should be heavenly delicious.  I trust his taste.\n\nSo we venture off to Berkeley, drove by Durant Ave, saw no parking, and headed to this Center street location to test our parking luck.  \n\nYep Center street location was meant to be, we got rock star parking.  And there were seats!  \n\nTwo perfectly grilled chicken apple dogs later (one for the bf, and one for me), we were yearning for more!\n\nI got myself a Lemon Chicken (low sodium, low fat?) guiltless pleasure?!  COUNT ME IN!  The bf got a garlic frankfurter.   We pretty much devoured the dogs within minutes.  They were THAT good.  \n\nSausage were juicyly grilled to perfection, sitting on top of the toasted bun.  I dressed my dog with some hot sauerkraut, little bit of horseradish, and some jalapeno.  No ketchup needed.  \n\nBF went back to order the 3rd dog (Kielbasa), as I gave him the jealous glare....  WHY DO MEN HAVE MORE STOMACHE SPACE IN GENERAL?!  I want a 3rd dog!  I just can't fit another bite!  DAYAMSIT!\n\nI actually managed to take another bite.  Kielbasa was GOOD~!  Meaty and hearty! \n\nOn our way back, the only thing in my mind was... which dog should I try next on the next visit....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UR9de_TvJC47KXZHIgMXLQ", "date": "2009-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 6, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "R9xxq_bahgHREDeQWMztGQ", "text": "An amigo gave me a double recommendation: 1. Top Dog is top dog; 2. Order (then eat) the Bird Dog (turkey sausage with red and green peppers).\n\nI ordered over the phone and dude I talked with was super nice. He said that we has about to be bombarded with high school students, but would hold my (insert your euphemism here for h-dog/sausage). I walked over and it was hot and ready - like any dog should be. The dude who took my order took my money and had great interpersonal skills. He made waiting in line fun.\n\nI got back to High Trek Adventure's world headquarters and was smitten. I would double recommend Top Dog and the Bird Dog to anyone.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oWIQMZUltpvohmQ8_zMmyA", "date": "2008-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 6, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "e0xKN4bt9X23Kglyyuy0YQ", "text": "\"Believe what you're told, there'd be chaos if everybody thought for themselves\".\n\nThis is only one of many political messages posted around the walls of every Top Dog in Berkeley. At the bottom right corner of each poster is also a little price tag to reflect the oxymoron of a decor filled with leftist messages for sale while the business operates on a fordist model that produces the world's best hot dogs. I used to spend a lot of time at the original location on Durant Ave. but tonight I had to check this place out for the first time. In the past, my usuals were bird dog (turkey), bockwurst (pork & veal), hot link (beef & 4 peppers), linguica (smoked pork), and bratwurst (pork). Nowadays I don't eat hot dogs as often anymore but these are still my favorites of all time.\n\nTonight I ordered the lemon chicken and it was another case of oxymoron because it was 100% flavor and low fat, low sodium, and no preservatives. I thought to myself, \"What a twisted way of taking the best of a socially conscious hot dog and make use of capitalism as a distributive mechanism for the masses?!\" I think the owner of Tog Dog is onto something, don't you think? With a total of twelve different types of hot dogs to choose from, each are just $3.\n\nWith tons of juicy flavors supported by a hint of garlic and palpable lemon, my hot dog was served on a warm French roll fresh off the griddle, leaving enough room to hold lots of ketchup and spicy brown muster while I piled on the warm sauerkraut. Yum! My lemon chicken was truly awesome and there's no other hot dogs like it, period. \n\nFor 75 cents more, you can upgrade your order into a three bean chili dog so that might be something worthwhile to consider. Service was friendly and everybody was welcomed and treated with respect. I would love to be back and to have a chance to visit their other locations. Love this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0juzbrgcLHqobdK-OZAyiw", "date": "2009-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 8, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "1tKmwmmjGSl1FrYBVy--7A", "text": "Their lemon-chicken hot dog is simply the best! \nPeriod! \n(dontcha just hate that word? I know I used an exclamation mark and not a period --- if you're gonna be pedantic about it) \n\nJust the thought of their warm lightly-toasted sesame roll wrapped around the simple yet fabulous lemon chicken sausage sets my salivatory glands going into overdrive. I like mine without the sauerkraut or relish and opt for a dash of the mustard. The toasty roll with the \"pop\"-y sausage are a match made in heaven !\n\nThe chicken-apple too is pretty good, but my hard earned money is always on the lemon-chicken !\n\nUmmmmm ... if hot dogs died and went to heaven, this place is it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M3w1rv78j3nzQcJVzC-bNw", "date": "2010-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "65ltOonS7uaG12RRdn-W3Q", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 10, "funny": 11}, "review_id": "OQOZQSGH-OwmgOuDULCIcg", "text": "The Wienie is really good.  It's really good.  Really good.  R-E-A-L-L-Y G-O-O-D.\n\nThe Wienie, in case you don't know, is Top Dog's veggie dog.  Now, veggie dogs are notoriously hit or miss.  Whereas veggie burgers generally run the gamut from the bland to the amazing, veggie dogs are usually either atrocious/inedible or decent.  So it's normally a greater risk ordering a veggie dog than it is ordering a veggie burger; and because the sizes vary, it's almost always safer for your tastebuds, wallet, and appetite to opt for the burger over the dog.  And conveniently, Bongo Burger is just a couple of doors down from Top Dog on Center, so normally, I would advise you to play it safe--except you shouldn't.\n\nWalk on down to Top Dog, right now, and order a Wienie.  If you're lucky, you'll get the worker who seems mean but isn't.  She's all business, and although her demands might seem, well, demanding, she's really just trying to be efficient.  She'll ask whether you want your Wienie grilled separately from the meat, and although she'll say it will take ten minutes, it's well worth it.  It probably won't take a full ten minutes, but even if it does, you'll get to witness her utter expertise as she juggles multiple confused customers' faltering orders.\n\nSpending extra time in here will also quickly clue you in to the fact that Top Dog's owner is a libertarian.  Not a conservative Republican or any kind of Republican, really, but an honest-to-goodness libertarian.  There are actually quite a few of them in Berkeley, which isn't really as surprising at it seems at first.  Spend some time reading the posters on the walls; and then, when your Wienie is ready and you've finished loading it with mustard and the excellent relish they have, walk home and spend the seven minutes it takes to decide once and for all that libertarianism is clearly the most naive, unrealistic, and prone-to-nativism political philosophy there is.\n\nBut it's all right, because Top Dog will still be here the next time you walk down Center Street.  And it will still offer RC Cola in its fountain.  (Honestly.)  And there will still be the signed glossies of not-quite-famous libertarians on the walls.  And there will still be signs reminding you that using a water cup for soda is stealing and that taxes are stealing, for that matter.  But does Top Dog pay taxes?  If the sales tax is figured into the menu price, it does.  So is Top Dog stealing from me on behalf of the oppressive government?  Maybe, but I don't consider taxes theft, and I don't use water cups for soda, and I won't hold a place's politics against it--at least not a place that serves one of the best veggie dogs I've ever had.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1I6pln4cVO_ZT0FLQufGCw", "text": "I love this place! Every time I have been there the food was delicious and all of the salads packed with great flavors that went well together. The sodas are also perfectly flavored with fruit but not cloyingly sweet. I will be coming here alot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "niy9CwaZXp3WN3Q3fMSE8A", "date": "2012-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2OmNpLQPt69dLCxpDb7JIw", "text": "Hands down, the most delicious food in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N1g8I7XGefLEM7dGLRdNmw", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dLl4HZMa_Mn0sCJJ5aKCsA", "text": "Fresh ingredients, adequate portions and sensible prices. Service is friendly and the location is unbeatable.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_dC3wEoq02Op4lCyzYXSZg", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ERyr0Af2pX2DSPYFTms6Xw", "text": "Probably THE cutest coffee place/cafe in Berkeley. I loved the decor and modernness to the place! Pretty quiet with lots of natural lighting, so a great study spot. \n\nI got a pour-over coffee for $3.50.. a bit pricey for a small, but it was really good! I don't remember the name, but it was some blend of dark chocolate/nutty flavor, I think.\n\n\nDefinitely a hidden gem in Berkeley :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jdGKRKVYotSgMf9xZOlqKQ", "date": "2012-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HP4nG6LHk9_KCjFWHyCE0Q", "text": "I love the location of Babette's and the food ingredients are always fresh and wholesome. My espresso, however, was pretty bad. \n\nAnd they have changed the portion size for salads. I paid about $7.50 for some orzo and some baby broccoli. I was expecting two filled bowls, as they usually serve their side salads in, and I got two little piles on a plate. An embarrassing amount of food. I should have sent it back.... It tasted great, but was waaaaaay too small. I think they did not make enough food for the day and were trying to skimp on portions.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "OtscLqgjVKfNbMwQcq76kw", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NXudf1Q6CT07E3h5Ti1VsQ", "text": "Babette is a treasure, and manages to combine everything I look for in a study spot in one place, with free, quick wi-fi, excellent coffee that is both smooth and strong, without giving the jitters, friendly staff, and divine baked goods. The scone that I had was flakey and rich with nice, simple flavours, however, if you are veggi or vegan make sure to ask if the baker is using lard, butter or vegatable shortning.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HRhR12NnMEnZ9O6e__QmxQ", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q24Gh7bHJTryPckiw_gBWw", "text": "Perfect lunch at Babette. A sunny afternoon, delicious glass of Austrian ros\u00e9, super friendly staff and sumptuous food. Minimal, thoughtfully designed seasonal menu has something for everyone. A hidden gem that is now permanently on my radar!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F7Viy2PRbnWOgx9-kuIV_Q", "date": "2012-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uTBTzwfmEWsW74U93f9YvQ", "text": "I stopped by because I wanted to try something other than cafe strada as I was walking up Bancroft. My $3 iced coffee was mediocre at best... A pitcher sits out unrefrigerated on the counter and they pour it over ice. Hmmm.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A_8O3I3z0ymLP1sD54svYg", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "px3sHtH7enGQScgLV5M7UA", "text": "A better selection of food than the prior Remedy.  Hearty, tasty soup. ($5 bowl) Nice vegetable salads. ($3 for 1; $8 for all 3).  Good serving sizes -- just right for lunch.  Haven't tried the sandwiches yet since they're a bit more expensive ($9-10), but I think they come with a side salad?  Decent tea selection, though a brewed chai would be nice.  One quibble: cut the fig bars into equal-sized pieces!  My money should buy just as much as someone else's.  Oh, and bake a little longer... the bottom crust needed it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0YBE20Xn9y9GwU9U8hKtHQ", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PX7sr6cCudgbHKcHAalRkg", "text": "Food is fantastic, espresso drinks were excellent and beautifully presented, deserts were irresistible!  Love that the menu changes regularly.  They focus on local foods from the farmers' market, so everything is fresh and tasty.  Gazpacho was just right, obviously made with some of the best heirloom tomatoes ever; pulled pork sandwich was amazing and served on perhaps the best roll I've ever had with a side of pickled veggies that complimented the sandwich perfectly.  The place is nice, clean, has a sort of neuvo/retro thing going on, and is quiet enough for a conversation or a meeting.  Indoor and outdoor seating are both great, as you're surrounded by the Berkeley Art Museum, which is a great architectural exhibit on its own.  Highly recommended!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PRpEtoq_lxDbJ2dL2xMQuQ", "date": "2012-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ByIfH9agieiCAy7DdQkliQ", "text": "The Babette barista who just prepared my pot of Derjeeling tea filled the tea strainer to brim with tea leaves and now my drink is unpalatably strong and bitter. This place certainly has potential and I wish them well but at least one of the employees needs a remedial course on tea.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WeMc-qwAyURUWIcAgLOLug", "date": "2012-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iUY9kM32CL9OxbJjbIotcQ", "text": "Babette conveniently located for those visiting the Pacific Art Museum or passersby on Durant. \n\nThe pulled pork tacos with yam tasted okay, but too pricey. The advertised mango salsa was nonexistent. Instead I had pickled radishes and vegetables that had too much sauce, which the taco absorbed, resulting in a sour experience.\n\nStrawberry Tart tastes so good! Not too sweet yet fresh and only $1.50. Great for a sweet tooth.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2012-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CTOw8ufIoXagpUYd-opcFg", "text": "This place is more of a \"lets grab coffee\" kind of place rather than a \"lets hit the books\" joint. Modern, hipster vibe. \n\nI got a strawberry rhubarb tart w/ brown butter. It was almost $4 which felt a little pricey, but I really liked it and it eased the pain for the test I was studying for.\n\nI couldnt get over their checkout technology - ipad, sign with your finger, swipe the credit card on this little attachment on top of the ipad - very cool. \n\nTowards closing time they played music from star wars and indiana jones, which I thought was hilarious and pretty unique.\n\nPersonally for me, the cafe just didn't feel very cozy, which is why I won't be back to study, but I still think it's a cute little spot that's worth a trip to check out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Nuk54dt8Osk8ghUhpuNxqQ", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Je9MWFn3SZNJxD6Zeoop5w", "text": "Just stopped in yesterday, surprised to see that Remedy had changed names. Had the shepherd's pie and it was great. Individual brewed coffee was good too, but maybe not worth the price. Shared an excellent chocolate tart.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uuhlHiXCFFxx2ukpB7fUog", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "l6yKBik4Dp9VJ6pzHcHTsg", "text": "When the French Onion tart arrived with about 5 leaves of a mixed green salad, my hungry heart sank.  I've had more generous appetizers and this was supposed to be lunch??11  $9.00.  It was, however, adequately tasty, with plenty of onion and a flaky if soggy crust.  The latte was less than generous and somewhat watery, however, the apple strudel-like pastry was top-notch.  But pricy at $4.00.  No price advertised on the tea, but that was $3.00 for a tiny pot (maybe I could have asked for a refill?).\n\nThough I wouldn't use the \"h\" word, the decor and clean, airy, ambiance were pleasant, esp. with the plants embedded in the wall.  If you were on or near campus and wanted a bit more \"grown up\" place to have lunch (other than the student-oriented places), this would be it.  However, with so many other restaurants in Berkeley and North Oakland that deliver good food AND good value, this will not be a return place for me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-Y9LXqk2VAI7AA99nBDrsw", "date": "2012-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aezOstzX4fBwB7vZZereFw", "text": "I stopped by Babette Cafe today, originally intending to pick up a cup of coffee from Strada, but realizing that I had no cash. \n\nI was very pleasantly surprised. The bright orange and green color scheme and modern decor was a refreshing change from all of the places in Berkeley that I've been to so many times. The staff was really friendly and joked around with me while I waited for my coffee, and tried some of the pastries. The pastry was really delicious, and the mocha that I ordered was okay. It seemed a little watered down. \n\nOverall I really like the ambience here, and would definitely come back here to study and try more menu items.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "00J1DIaFD0xaXo9YFR2Fgg", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zgOzvQskzCo333y9CCwxyw", "text": "New favorite study spot near campus - a hipstery little slice of heaven. \n\nPros:\n- The food is really good. I highly recommend the salad choices of the day, though I've noticed it's much more economical to get 1 for $3.00 versus 3 for $9.00 as the single serving ends up being really big and a better bang for your buck. Yes, I'm cheap.\n- Very friendly and cute staff\n- I feel cool hanging out in an art museum\n- Delicious remedy coffee\n- Good Cal wireless\n- Clean, modern space that you never want to leave\n\nCons:\n- Service is really slow. Yes, I like that you use an iPad and Square instead of a register but it takes a really long time to check out...\n- Expensive! $3.50 for a cappuccino and at least $9 for lunch", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8HuFMz0fPErSU_5LgMdAtw", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BQF-K9Hyo_rCPCmQWV4N2Q", "text": "I live across the street from this delightful gem in Berkeley. Its very homey, I love going in.  They make home baked deliciousness and some seriously tasty coffee.  You pay for what you get here, so it isn't a bargain per se, but its worth it to treat yourself right.\n\nHaven't had a meal here yet, I am lookin forward to it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o_HH_3a-XqT8EDcZc2QO3Q", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IhuU8rKJX9M8lW-PjZzJjQ", "text": "Awesome little hipster coffee/breakfast/lunch spot attached to the Berkeley Art Museum. I can't tell you how often I've been stopping by this place lately. I'm SUPER obsessed with their breakfast options! The menu is said to change weekly, but the breakfast menu has been the same for the past few months..\n\nThis is what I'd recommend: \n\nFor BREAKFAST:\n* Depending on how hungry you are, I'd say order the BACON, EGG AND CHEDDAR SANDWICH if you're super hungry, and the POACHED EGGS WITH GREENS if you're moderately hungry. The BACON, EGG AND CHEDDAR SANDWICH is tantalizing! The toast is perfectly crisp and compliments the Bacon, Egg and Cheddar incredibly well. The egg in the sandwich isn't too runny but perfect with some yolkiness which is perfect with the toast and bacon combination. To die for. The POACHED EGGS WITH GREENS is a healthier option, and the greens are perfectly seasoned and have a pleasantly sour taste to them. Perfect. The poached egg is super delicate as well.\n\nLunch is alright. It's a little on the pricier side but I do enjoy the prepared salads that they make. Fresh, flavorful, and healthy. What more could you ask for?\n\nAs for drinks, i LOVE THAT THEY SERVE VERVE AND RITUAL COFFEES! Soooo bomb. I usually keep it simple by getting the iced coffee, though. The baristas are super adorable and really sweet as well. One of them told me about a little drink called the GIBRALTAR, which is totally worth trying if you're into cappuccinos but in a shot version.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GsuOfXn9nmQ_z4kICJT3bQ", "date": "2012-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PTkX2ZD6is9CwTACA78sfA", "text": "This place is amaaazing! I come here every weekend for either a soup or lunch entree, and the food never fails to make me swoon. :) I am a huge fan of their homemade grapefruit soda--it is so good & tastes so refreshing! I recently tried a wine soaked tart/pastry (I can't remember the name), and it simply was heaven. They are always changing up their menu, and I love trying out the new selections. I love the food, love the people--I love everything about Babette!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "phXSvHspMc9803X0QjLNUA", "date": "2012-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qjOEDTt5_QPKX5fvyhHS-w", "text": "YUM. pricey but good.\n\n- beet tart\n- pulled pork tacos with mango salsa\n- gallete? fruity plum tartlet\n\nAnd the blood orange grapefruit soda was delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ryFL5AT_BtZMQSdzse-GjA", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r4Qf2H3MFJdu5kRTq80Y6g", "text": "Remedy has come and gone; now Babette has rushed in to take Remedy's place; today is Day Six of the new operation. Babette is worth a look.  Superficially, we have Remedy Bis, but the caterers who have taken over the location are likely to be offering breakfast and lunch items that differ from Remedy's.\n\nThe coffee is still Ritual's.  They're doing pour-overs of the Ritual \"Chely\" for $3.50.\n\nHours are 8-4:30 during the week.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2012-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rwmzDJ4iP6rMOQuu1PY5iw", "text": "Babette--the name is sassy and classy at the same time. The cafe has a really nice color scheme and design. Ordering can be a little hectic, especially if they're busy. They use an app on their ipad if you want to pay with credit card or if you want your receipt emailed to you, but older people have a hard time figuring out how to use this.\n\nThe food is pretty good--I got the spring veggies ($3) with ginger dressing. It had peas, red onion, asparagus and mushrooms. I thought that the portion was small, but this little bowl is actually quite filling--not to mention delicious. All the ingredients tasted fresh, and even though I don't usually like food strongly flavored ginger, their vinaigrette left a clean, yet tangy aftertaste. It's food like this that makes me consider being vegetarian! They also had a lot of really tasty looking pastries--apple galettes, plum tarts?, scones, cookies, and fig bars, all which are made in house! \n\nAnyways, four stars for now because I've only been here a couple of times and haven't tried their coffee, but I will certainly have to come back for their fig bars (yum).\n\nP.S. Their music is awesome--nice mix of stuff, everyone's friendly, and there's airbears access", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ttj_3flZx1W6oYhzhZb8RQ", "date": "2012-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6fMAAhkZ0o52Aase_cs3uA", "text": "YUM! Just picked up an excellent scone (cacao nibs and orange) that had the perfect scone texture and the flavors were delightful. I also tested out their iced tea (which is my caffeinated beverage of choice 99% of the time) which was tasty, fresh and strongly brewed - just how I like it!\n\nCan't wait to come back for lunch which looks impressive (at the top of the menu board today was pulled pork and I do loves me some pork products! veggie folks they had things on there for you, too)\n\nSo glad Babette moved into this area of Berkeley, wishing them great success!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kgGeob2_AdgJY-xqtPsUjQ", "date": "2012-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "6QZR4ToHKlse0yhqpU5ijg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "NHrIbWBGBHzUDDGDUurviQ", "text": "Philz coffee definitely made me a coffee addict and I've started to diverge from Philz and try some other places. Stumbled upon here today actually while on my way to Strada and the phrase \"Ritual Coffee\" captured my attention. Looked interesting, so I decided to check it out. It's located right inside the art museum. The ambience is really nice, kind of like Gourmet Ghetto and not your typical college town coffee shop. They have 3 selections of coffee and I tried to ask the barista what they were but he was not very helpful :( and barely answered my questions. \n\nI just ordered the brazilian one (forgot the name). The coffee was surprising and extremely smooth. I definitely want to come back here next time to try the other coffee and hopefully will receive a more welcome service. Also, the entire time I was there, I kept smelling aroma of food cooking from their kitchen and it smelled so delicious but they didn't have a menu for food so I wasn't actually sure if they serve food as well. \n\nInteresting little hidden place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "01xAfZ6UHzWhuBv3t24eHw", "text": "Terrible. I walked in today because I was looking for a quick place to get dinner to go, and I was craving a quesadilla. And how can you possibly mess up a quesadilla? It's so simple. I didn't think it was possible, but today, Pancho's proved me wrong.\n\nThe steak quesadilla comes with choice of beans, tomatoes, sour cream, guac, and lettuce. Also comes with a small bag of chips and two dips. But the quesadilla? The steak was really dry, and there was barely any cheese. I had to drench it in the sour cream and guac to get it to be more moist. I'm pretty sure steak isn't supposed to be dry and tough, but rather tender and juicy.\n\nAlso, cashier refused to make eye contact with me for some reason whole time I was ordering. I have no idea why. I'm pretty sure there wasn't anything on my face. For a place that was fairly empty (~6pm), I felt pretty darn unwelcome.\n\nWill not be back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WVQd3Knmsc3jKqUcBw6vDw", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4EvckjkKAi9-UsX4DY_gng", "text": "Better than La Burrita in my opinion. The salsa is very fresh, the burritos are actually pretty good and there's a lot of it. Alas their nachos are smaller and thus inferior to La Burrita, and when it comes to eating nacho's its more about quantity over quality, so what's even the point?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AFeEg4FRSkbhAWNwwK97bQ", "text": "Great veggie burritos and great portions. Fills you up.\nInteresting salsa flavor, actually spicy if you get the hottest one.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vcvtoeYzh9B6xfI-4L5C6A", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b0NZ4vgVSWHEVKgc73cXOA", "text": "Nice simple menu with inexpensive but creative options.  I got the \"Souper Burrito\", which was delicious & really filling - definitely got my money's worth.  The food was fresh & hot, and the employees were friendly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AKBCMukp56hIykKpW3FYgQ", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BpjCHjuoQqrmphvEdtQjfQ", "text": "Not a bad place, but nothing spectacular. They were out of the special (stuffed peppers) at 6pm on a friday night - weird? The nachos were pretty good, for their price. Nice solid chips, but definitely not enough salsa.  It's pretty cheap so I guess you can't expect too much, and it gets the mexican-food-craving job done.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "69_rcB15Nu1GTC3gg4m0Iw", "date": "2009-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DilAZvj1pS9Jyl71LaATag", "text": "Late one Wednesday night in Berkeley, everything is closed... except for this place... Panchos... used to be Japanese Snacks here or wait Yokohama Station.... which for years was a Berkeley institute in itself...\n\nAnyways, Im starving, and well, Top Dog is ok, and La Burrita I don't like.... so this place it is....\n\nI have to say that I rarely give ratings this low. but the food was quite awful. The chips were good. But beyond that, I got two tacos for $5.50... and while the carne asada beef was manageable, they heaped piles of salsa onto the tacos, essentially turning the whole thing into a large mushy, dripping salsa dip....\n\nNow, the salsa in and of itself was not the best tasting, and you throw that onto a taco, and it was completely ruined. It's the equivalent of putting mustard on your taco....\n\nNever going back there again... I guess La Burrita it is...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QM4w8DmCiMYIst1_PpKoiA", "date": "2009-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DnOzEw-D9iSEawjEWDrlng", "text": "I tried this place for the first time cuz I got a 50% off coupon from the campuscred.\nThe food was mediocre and the price was average.\n\nthe customer service was pretty bad\nthe guy doesnt seem to care about his customers at all.\n\nI would probably choose la burrita over this place because la burrita offers you more variety on salsa while panchos only has one salsa.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DNvKE70C1p2oOxXogDcjvg", "text": "I'm giving this the \"Yay! I'm a fan rating.\"\nCall me crazy but I like their burritos more than those from LaBurrita because I find that here their burritos are a little meatier/solid than those from LaBurrita\nIn addition, their Salsa is really good not to mention the \"spicy\" variety is legitimately hot. \nI've had their Pancho's burritos and tried their enchildas both of which were huge, delicious, and appropriately spiced. \nBoth the chicken and the steak seemed good. \nIn addition it's not too bad on the price point, especially if you have a press pass from Cal that gets you free chips and guac.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rz_TqU1qK1iDAk03TH7z2Q", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dPzJCGsLOLNozrJ01UnTXQ", "text": "WATER Service (5/5):\nSelf-Serve. \n\nFood (4/5):\nWatergirl LOVES these burritos. In my opinion, chicken never tastes good in burritos, however I must say, this is the only time that chicken is acceptable in a burrito. It might be the tasty Orange Sauce (they call it Hot Sauce, we call it Orange) we ask for on the side, but goddamn these burritos are pretty good. Seriously guys, smother your burrito in this sauce before biting in to it. SO GOOD. The chicken and beef burrito are $6.50 ish, the steak is $7 I think. \n\nHours (5/5):\nOPEN LATE. Yeah, this is great for the MOO Cows that are hungry past dinner, late night snacks, and early early morning binges. I admit, the only reason I decided to try this place was because it happened to be open during one of my desperate Cow moments. moo moo moo", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OODtl9pLueYi1RJMlPoEqw", "date": "2010-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-dUk9XPm--GeBoMVtf8AlA", "text": "I'm spoiled when getting Mexican food, and Pancho's was A-OK.  Nothing great about it and nothing bad.  I tried their carne asada burrito, and I'm not used to having beans + rice in it (San Diego spoils me!).  They also offered mild or spicy salsa.  Spicy, isn't very spicy at all rather a kick.  However, I'd eat here once in a while.  I think its better than La Burrita down the street.  Take home message - its meh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LI3R2DOvpDWZxfy4fePScw", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dUn2hWDlictuU9F82Mp78g", "text": "Mexican food, prepared by Mexicans, in the Asian Ghetto. While it sounds like a match made in heaven, it's really not. You get big portions, but I remember a distinct smell coming from my burrito that made me want to throw it away and get food elsewhere.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E_whn29xpm1D7iLwqi-KEw", "text": "Pancho's is the remedy for late-night hunger in the UC campus area. I usually order the enchilada plate and I have yet to be unsatisfied. The complimentary chips and salsa are nice and their \"spicy\" sauce is truly spicy, and I'm accustomed to spicy food because of my Indian roots. One good thing about this place is that you will always leave full, which is a really good aspect considering I am a college student. \n\nThe only reason that I wouldn't give this place a 5 is because of their extremely slow service. Other than that, this is the place to be at if you're hungry, craving Mexican food and low on money.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SHdPGZLnqqzEEK7j3LwvZA", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ez2HibCY2b7rw7wrgJnLsQ", "text": "When its 1:30 am during finals week, you're only running on three hours of sleep and a sandwich you had twelve hours ago, you'll  be thankful Pancho's exists. I think the only other places open around that time are Top Dog and Kin Pin Donuts. I was never a big fan of hot dogs or donuts. \n\nAlso they're open until 2:30 am! Who else does that? \n\nRice, Beans, three enchiladas for less than $8. You can't beat it. Of course not the same quality as you would get at a real sit down restaurant but its good when compared to other places around South Side.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2011-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ftBJSmF1G0_M99tw1xRW1g", "text": "Great price, decent, bordering on great, food. I almost always order the cheese enchiladas, which have been somewhat inconsistent in prep (sometimes the cheese is not melted completely) but the spicy sauce is great! Not your typical sauce (as I don't often care for enchilada sauce) but quite tasty. Great place for vegetarians!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pNLoelJ63AZucn1SW_IuMw", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FzLf7vOa_1t_6rUv1HW8fw", "text": "I never understood how my friends could even possibly like this place. The only reason I came here once was because this was the only place open that late at the Asian Ghetto (and King Pin Donuts).\n\nI had 4 enchiladas covered with who knows what sauce I ordered because I couldn't even understand the menu/what they were saying.\n\nIt's just awful...at least they tried.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H91374Vlc46Jl2BP3lZd2A", "text": "Not sure why, but seems fresher and healthier than La Burrita and Chiptole (all places have their worth somewhere). Probably how green and crispy their lettuce is.  Great value for the price- I'm always full after eating there and I've got a huge appetite- I'm 200lbs and very active. If you're strapped for money and want / need a lot of food, go to Pancho's", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a4rmR6pAdTFYyApcpPJ-Pw", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hDuIsURuH_dQog1iNgoNew", "text": "It's decent. The cheaper the meat the worse it is. A chicken burrito lacks good flavor while their steak dishes are pretty damn good. Really if you're looking for a $4 meal than this isn't the place to go. Want a decent burrrito and tons of sides for a little more? Go nuts. The best Mexican food is going to be at any hole in the wall restaurant in a Mexican community (or taco truck), but for Berkeley this is okay.\n\nLittle pricer than La Burrita, but you get more food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ESS6anxjAYrw1TNe7ww8wg", "date": "2009-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I1rYgMBbaHb1JonmbhfMSg", "text": "Wow. Berkeley has no good late night Mexican food. This place AND La Burrita are both bad. This place puts peas in the Spanish rice. PEAS!!! Too bad Gordos isn't open late. Honestly, I would probably cab it to Oakland or even SF for a late night/drunken burrito.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "38wwfJdgkGlfmxHScVrUBQ", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jLzi80mBweEdJ2APkuyj5Q", "text": "This is the first Berkeley restaurant that has ever let me down. \n\nWell, there was that one time at Naan N' Curry when my food had this massive chicken bone in it, but Pancho's makes Naan look like the French Laundry.\n\nPancho's Mexican food was not just bland... it was disgusting. I ordered a steak quesadilla to eat at the place with a friend. The refried beans were flavorless except for a very bizarre skunky/tin-can flavor, so I abandoned those. Unfortunately, that flavor was present in EVERY BITE OF THE MEAL.\n\nThe tortilla was perfectly white, leading me to believe that it had been microwaved, and the salsa was indecipherably flavorless.\n\nPancho: if you go out of business, you deserve it! Your food is bland and tastes like chemicals.\n\nBerkeley residents: It's a shame that Mario's is going out of business, but this place is no replacement! Go to La Burrita instead...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KNLal-BVgpxBZdacnZolLg", "date": "2009-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KIvLMZCnIAF7oAiXb6EaPA", "text": "Poor quality ingredients, small burritos, unfriendly staff, need I say more?\n\nI went here once, I had a terrible burrito served to me. I decided to give it another shot, I had the quesidilla, and it still did not taste very fresh, it was not spiced at all. I was basically eating supermarket cheese thrown on with grilled unspiced chicken on a tortilla. It was horrid.\n\nI would rather go across the street to La Burrita.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l68DaT-2-ycGNy6I5FF9Rg", "text": "I got the steak burrito.  It was very good!!!  I'm only giving it\na 4 stars because there was not enough cheese in it.  They give strips\nof beef which actually tasted good.  Much better than La \nBurrita", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QAVGXJcng23yayslsnbpyQ", "date": "2009-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l7yZFILHs-DE_NeaVpurEg", "text": "Pancho is a pretty standard burrito place. The price is great for what you get. The burritos and other food is pretty good, the meat isn't the greatest highest quality meat and they don't cook it all that well but honestly the thing that makes this place is the salsa, they have damn good salsa. \n\nLa Burrita is freaking terrible, grease and nastiness. Chipotle is just as good as this place but lacks that same flavor this salsa has. If I only combine Chipotle's ingredients with Pancho's salsa.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lEXcJ2dbNYrsoamgmVL_lg", "text": "My friend is a big fan of this place so she took me here for a late dinner.  We split a steak quesadilla -- not just any quesadilla, a MASSIVE quesadilla stuffed to the edges with steak and served with beans, guacamole, salsa, sour cream and lettuce.  Not to mention we got chips and salsa while we waited for our food -- chips very on par with a certain popular restaurant across the street (a.k.a. La Burrita).  The two of us together didn't even finish.\n\nThe prices are way cheap considering what you get.  Our quesadilla was only $5.50.  I haven't tried their other items, but my friend tells me the portions are very large overall and everything looked decently priced.  \n\nSadly, this place always seems empty!  Honestly, why wait in line at La Burrita when you can sit down at Poncho's right across the street?  To me, the food is just as good and cheaper.  Hopefully I've got you converted at this point - I know I am!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_lSKNzfjG-Zc_i39Om7VRw", "text": "I'd to give the place one star so I can help bring the average down, but I have more integrity than that.  This place is pretty terrible.  For people to say it's the \"best burrito\" around is pretty appalling.\n\nI saw a show at the Greek Theatre and was craving a burrito afterwards.  La Burrita had a huge line so I went to this joint instead.  It's like a glorified Taco Bell.  Poor quality ingredients and the salsa isn't even that great.  If La Burrita is anything close to this quality, I guess you should skip out on getting burritos in the campus area altogether because this place is pretty bad.\n\nI should have known when I saw the place was in a food court.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-A_9fWm90kp7ZBA8IHRIIw", "date": "2012-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mqw8MZ4UlF5ZjLjKvKA-hA", "text": "Came here for the first time and I liked the chicken burrito. The sauces within the burrito gave a lot of flavor with each bite. On this solo experience, I'd take it over La Burrita. The chips provided with the burrito was very tasty in addition to that salsa they included. I don't know what it was and it was a weird color, but damn, it was making my mouth burn. I'd give it four stars, but one star off because there were two or three pieces of charred chicken in the burrito. \n\nI'll likely return if I pass by Asian Ghetto, but it's a place that definitely doesn't stand out in my mind with all the other restaurants in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fOBDJdEoxV5q0557hsCyCw", "date": "2012-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mU7lAhTZXv0iABwKcaGulg", "text": "When I get tired of white-washed burritos from Chipotle, I usually come here. I typically get the steak quesadilla, which is $6.25, and comes with chips, salsa, beans, and guacamole. The food seems quite good in my opinion and it usually comes pretty quickly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce1pzEZtUKA_ug_NoMv51Q", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NaMfxCqmnCSxw8y95jEDcw", "text": "I had the chicken fajitas and I really liked them. Not a huge amount of food in the league of Steve's but definitely enough for a dinner (I'm a pretty big guy). My friend had the steak burrito and didn't finish it. And, really, fajitas for $6.50? That's pretty damn good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2009-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NIs-_O6TILc5w2c7lfYVKA", "text": "It started out as a late night trip to Top Dog ... cause after 3 weeks in China and being jet lagged out of my mind, I was craving meat and something non Chinese.  Like a beacon in the night, a burrito called out to me and we ended up here.  The burrifto was the size of a small child which fed me for 3 meals ... it's meant to feed starving college students - so quantity over quality, but it hit the spot that night for this weary traveler.\n\nThank god for places that are open late.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5aCEquYmXUIsWmpUp1gqxA", "date": "2009-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nodUGfcGopPEg8OI9McQyQ", "text": "I am confused by the bad reviews on here. Pancho's is my favorite burrito place!! I usually order the Rojos Fajitas and they are delicious, and you get free chips! The quantity of food offered for the price is significantly larger than that of other burrito places (including chipotle) and the taste and quality are supreme. Not to mention, the workers here are sooooo friendly. I have nothing negative to say about this place!!\n\nI wonder why anybody would go to chipotle when this place exists nearby. It is significantly better quality and quantity for the price than chipotle.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2010-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oUZknjxSg8nmfDNWajm1eA", "text": "nom nom nom...I get the veggie burrito..and I am stuffed! total was $5.98, and served for lunch and dinner! The guy was super nice, and got my order right!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P302kftLmb_1jzOs9vIH-A", "text": "I like it fine but they consistently mess up my order with no effort to correct the mistake.\n\nOne cool thing about the place is they usually give you more food if you speak Spanish.  Keep that in mind if you know the language.\n\nThere are so many better Mexican options.  LaBurrito is just as good, Chipotle is comparable.  But if you are really looking for awesome Mexican, go to GORDO's on Channing and Telegraph.  You will not be disappointed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xAAFrjWVSWcW8HAJ2PxL6Q", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pHtTJpQUGBT0SEYwGpEeoA", "text": "Personally, I'm not a fan of this place.  Their burritos lack flavor and seem a little dry.  Although it's not terrible, compared to all the good food places in the Asian Ghetto you'd definitely be better off eating somewhere else.  \n\nOverall:  I've had much, much better Mexican food.  However, it's cheap, fast, and OPEN LATE so if you've got the late night cravings it's one of the only places left to go.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kVwvb9vW0sPBGryY8slB-w", "date": "2012-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pLLFcJWwtfx2Q6Vs0eDIdg", "text": "Panchos might seem like a great alternative to the nearby La Burrita for grabbing Mexican food at a low price but it does not live up to one's expectations.\nThe restaurant is clean and that's about the only thing good about it.\nI had a steak burrito. The steak was a bit overdone and bland. It was spiced too much and i felt as if i was eating a burrito filled with jalapenos and rubber. The chips felt stale and weren't enjoyable at all. \nI also give Panchos a 1 star rating since me and my friend were kept waiting at the counter for our food for an incredibly long time and the burritos that were mean't for us were instead given to two women who had come after us (it seemed as if the manager/owner had no interest in serving us food while he did definitely show a lot of interest in the fairer sex)", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xBk_2usMc-pKLOldPBWAyg", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pokpagHr4pkFOTlcHfzUMQ", "text": "i've only had the nachos which were AWESOME!!!! takes a while though. try calling in and ordering in advance in order to expedite the process.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PPD6LISSJHNd3ykWJLQeqg", "text": "Heck yea.Best damn mexican food closest to campus. Sweet employees very friendly and generous. Very reasonable prices. The guacamole....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FPySHJK0ApiklDu4CWNf0g", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pXrRiD2nU6q85hIWG_W1rg", "text": "Very nice people here. Always greet with a smile and a little small talk. I love how I can also order a custom order like having a single taco or replacing their three taco plate with Mexican Tacos unlike other places like La Burrita that don't stray at all from their menu. They are also very generous with their chips and salsa.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2010-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qFgn042MSrUPlPdT1-66TA", "text": "Had an order of the Veggie Burrito (~$6): veggies, rice, cheese, black beans, sour cream, pico de gallo, & corn salsa in a tortilla. Food was delicious, staff was social, and the ambiance was familiar.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XPfIgUhh-qYIEs64hN1vkA", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QNnxRBh40jEVADfIcyTrlw", "text": "GARBAGE. \nThis place takes absolutely no pride in their food. How can you mess up a bean & cheese burrito? Come to Pancho's in Berkeley CA on Durant and find out. The food here literally made me sick. I woke up to stabbing pains in my stomach. There was also suspicious communication between the goateed cashier and the cook that rolled his eyes when I ordered my \"food\". Pancho's is dirty. The employees probably don't wash their hands after they pick their butts and noses here. They probably touch their balls and your money then use those same unwashed hands to make your food. I think they are selling food that is spoiled. This place should not be in business. \nSPEND YOUR MONEY ELSEWHERE.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xGy4kmxQTq_F_PkijQY3Uw", "date": "2012-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tjI_x8BIRXGng-j9pkjnmw", "text": "I always come here for an open chicken burrito or their nachos. The serving size is huuuge whenever I go and it's under 7 bucks! Another great thing about this place is they're open late, so if you're up for the walk you can just head on over to asian ghetto and get some food", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uWhAufB4G3Ghi4iXyn3m9Q", "text": "The beef in the beef burrito tasted f***in' weird. \nWatching them construct the burrito slowly and haphazardly like they don't know what they are doing... painful.  \n\n2 stars because the chips that the come with are delicious and aplenty... but you know they're only that good because they are DRENCHED in oil.\n\nLa Burrita FTW. this place blows.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yhkIIcLx7h-FFWAzdgOCsA", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vBXrZG2bVV-TZLdRxkKpyg", "text": "Bland and tasteless. Dirt would excite your mouth more than what they're calling food...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yk8wikxFmgxdRFlKR1nBDw", "date": "2010-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vPzHUU73jTPuxXDNloB_hw", "text": "update: ive been going there alot recently, and the people who work there now are hella chill. they hook it up with the hot sauce, and damn those cheese quesedillas with veggies are great", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tVoOe4CLpkOK4JJW2M_RBA", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VrwNAuoDunk2BF-7AAcIYg", "text": "My steak burrito was mediocre; the lettuce was wilted, and it was tiny, for a $7 burrito.  The worst part is that my bag of chips SMELLED STRONGLY OF BLEACH.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CfzBYwT29WA5na39N5rlWw", "date": "2008-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wb-NkH8odum8vaQPU02sMQ", "text": "My absolute favorite place for burritos and nachos in Berkeley. This place is sooo much better than La Burrita in every way. It's cleaner, has a better ambiance, more friendly employees who don't judge you when you've had too much to drink on a thursday night, and most importantly it tastes waaay better. I don't understand why people still go to La Burrita when Pancho's literally right across the street.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ADZ4s5w8XqcAzDB0NGZ1eA", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XMg3wuXNxbsRVJXsBfuSBw", "text": "Since Pancho's in SF is pretty awesome, I decided to try this place instead of going to the always good Thai Basil. The great thing about the SF one is that they have a ton of specialty burritos like BBQ chicken (i know it sounds weird as hell but you have to try it!) and a fajita burrito; However, THIS Pancho's had only 2 Types of burritos...meat or no meat. LAME.\n\nSecondly, they DON'T have Carnitas...so I ended up ordering a grilled chicken burrito. It took a long time to get it, and it was so lifeless and bland words do not do it justice. The salsa had no taste, the chicken had no taste...it pretty much felt like a burrito i'd make myself using premade ingredients from Walmart or something...However, their chips were good tasting and super thin, like they should be so +1 star, and +1 more because I didn't get sick like i did with Chipotle.\n\nBurrito Places in berkeley (from best to worst, note: I haven't tried berkeley gordo's yet):\n1. That place on Center next to top dog.\n2. La Burrita\n3. Pancho's\n4. Chipotle", "stars": 2, "user_id": "56HrzaFh2WGH8yB50YBSvg", "date": "2009-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xQrcQ1GV13cU9Pjeu9RiUg", "text": "The servers at Panchos are very patient, unlike la burrito. I forgot what i had, which is the whole point of yelp, but in my defense, it was in the middle column, somewhere near the middle top of the column and it was something that came in a pack of 3. The choices were beef, chicken, or cheese. I like how they let you mix and match. That's always nice. I had 2 chickens and 1 beef togo. It was pretty good, I liked it. The beef was eh, but then again, I don't really like red meat. I USED to. I got everything in beef, but when I got to Berkeley, it stopped being appealing, probably bc everyone eats so healthy. Anyway, the chicken was good, but the flavor was definitely masked under the huge mounds of guac and sour cream. Do they even look at how much they put in? I could tell there was a nice flavor though. Came with the usual beans and rice. Overall, it was good and cheap for the quantity you get as well as quality. Nice job Panchos. The only cons i have is they dont let you get your own salsa and they put way too much guac & sour cream on it. Way to make it soggy and lose some flavor Panchos. I only had it once, but for some reason, I have a craving to go back, weird. Maybe my pallet thought it was better than I remember.\nIf pancho's left, I'd be sad. It would mean back to la bu...joy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_gPH1Er9Qt9OI-u5E2CcGQ", "date": "2009-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y9tmwjiAOTkKLUe1xlfbtA", "text": "Good quesidillas and enchiladas. But one time the quesidilla was really greasy. There was a lot of residual oil left over from the cooking pan in my food!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6kLn03ip3piWlBM9Y4NxRw", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YNaTrphhXJXUTjd2ix2URw", "text": "Service: 4/5\nFood: 5/5\nWait: 2/5\nPrice: $\nPresentation of food: 3/5\nPresentation of restaurant: 3/5\nOverall: 4/5\n\nI had their Open Chicken Burrito late night last night for the first time, i had never had any burrito called 'OPEN' burrito? so i thot i try it, which was funny. cuz all it was, was that there was a FAT GAP WHOLE in the middle of the burrito! hahha... i was pretty amused at that fact, cute name for it. but any who, while we and most of the people we're all drunk and NOT SOBER. This burrito HIT THE SPOT im tellin you. if you're hungry and had not yet had anything to eat such like dinner, you WILL DEF. get full after this burrito. The sauce they had that came with the tortilla chips they gave you was THE BOMB. my bf had accidentally spilled his so i had to share mine which i barely had any cuz his drunk self gobbled most of it down! the line was out the door by the time i was thinking to ask for another sauce. lol. so i rather not. cutting off drunk people for some sauce? yea.... no. i rather stay alive than to get drunk sucker punch'd over some sauce. hahah... great place to grab mexican grub tho!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LZzyszEXnhr3KzPs6GWM1g", "date": "2010-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z1fetUDj-XXot5y4Ju8R-w", "text": "I had probably the worst nachos of my entire life here.  The nachos consisted of partially stale chips covered in cheese, seemingly two day old rice and beans, a stray piece of corn here and there, and jalapenos.  I also found a pea rolling around on my plate. The nachos were placed on a paper plate and tossed in the microwave for a few minutes then served to me covered in aluminum foil.  Granted, it was only $4, so I guess you get what you pay for.  But still, I guarantee there's better cheap Mexican food in the area than this place has to offer.  I will say that the service was friendly.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7Rn_WWkP_EAhAKuhtLOLGQ", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zzFhsMsCKAikk5G_E0SN4A", "text": "I was feeling like Mexican one day and I noticed that Pancho's had opened up in the Asian Ghetto. I'm not really a fan of La Burrita and I wanted to try this place so I let my stand-by of gut-busting burritos at Chipotle wait another day or two. \n\nThe first thing that I noticed about Pancho's was how small it was. The second thing I noticed was how it actually had the nicest decor of all the restaurants in the Asian Ghetto. Now we're not talking about fireplaces and people to rub your feet while you look at fabulous marble columns and what not in the restaurant but it definitely looked nice. It wasn't ghetto looking like some of the other restaurants here (perhaps Gypsy's aside). \n\nThe burrito was average-sized and just rather average. I liked it but it didn't blow my mind away. I had a steak burrito for about $6. For that price, I would rather go to Chipotle but it was great to try it out. At least it came out quickly and I saw what was being put into my burrito, which always is a plus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2009-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GzXzDtSAaq5uWd17alm_Mw", "text": "To do it right: $6\n\nFinally, Mexican food in the Asian Ghetto.  Now this place officially has THE most absurdly random assortment conceivable.  I love it.\n\nMy first, and only, visit to Pancho's was shortly after they opened.  I ordered a chicken quesadilla, which was fine, reasonably priced, and reasonably filling.  Not amazing, but about what you'd expect.  They did, however, supply me with enough guacamole and sour cream to get through the thing--points for that.  Other than that not really too exciting or groundbreaking as far as food goes.\n\nThe fantastic part of this experience was watching the assistant manager wrestle with the credit card machine:\n\nAsst. Man.: Swipe, beep, beep, beep.  Befuddled look.  Swipe, beep.  Awkward grin.  Swipe, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!  Silence.\n\n(this goes on for ~2 minutes solid)\n\nMe (putting him out of misery): I think you have to type in the code on the back.\n\nSuccess!\n\nI'm not docking any points for credit card fumbling.  It was simultaneously a very sad and entertaining thing to behold.\n\nFinal Say: You're eating in a place called the \"Asian Ghetto\" and now you're going to have standards?\n\nP.S. I'm not sure which box to check for \"Accepts Credit Cards.\" j/k, j/k.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vUmFhHo_FwQb44M7jIr7Nw", "text": "Mixed feelings about this place. My mom and I both got the chicken salad. She was on a time crunch and we figured salads would be the quickest. Wroooong. We waited 30 minutes for two salads. (lettuce, chicken, tomatoes, olives, cheese, salsa, guac)\n\nThat had barely any lettuce in them -_-. uh hello it's a salad, yes? Minus one star for freaking forgetting my guac!!!! t-_-t \n\nany-who. The long wait and lack of lettuce and guac turned me off but I must admit, the salad was really tasty. And the chips and salsa that came with it were good too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "n1R5kRzsplSg2YtE906u9A", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zdbgieyLPyqomCHTsKQRvQ", "text": "This is the only Mexican food you should ever allow yourself to eat on Southside (unless you're going to \"trek\" out to Gordo's, by lazy Southside standards).  La Burrita across the street is... *shudders*, and Pancho's is not only much less objectionable, but actually pretty tasty!\n\nThe quesadillas here are very tasty and filling, and the burritos are good, too.  The meat is tasty, the salsa is deliciously spicy (if you ask for spicy), and it's quicker than some of the other restaurants nearby.\n\nIf you want to eat Mexican food on Southside, look no further!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CX71NDrxCkcuXICKMz3mww", "date": "2010-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ZZOznK-6Hoqy-9U_Nwsljg", "text": "Welcome to Pancho's: The new late night clusterfuck. \n\nSince La Burrita closes at 2AM, Pancho's has decided to stay open, much to it's own workers' demise. You can see their faces of agony at 2:30AM with hordes of drunken students yelling \"BURRRITTOOOOOO.\"\n\nAt this point into the night, people will eat just about anything so it really doesn't matter what you get, but I think the steak is a bit better than the chicken.\n\nIf your goal is to get in and out of the place the fastest, get tacos, quesadillas, or burritos. DO NOT ORDER NACHOS. I made the mistake of ordering nachos and waited a good bit longer.\n\nSee you there on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2009-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1gDdVfilSOy70pOyIa_tBA", "text": "Panchos is a very average Mexican place as far as Berkeley standards go. Better than La Burrita, worse than Chipotle (yes it's Mexican), worse than Gordos, worse than Durant cafe, and...yeah.\n\nThe burritos here are pretty good, but the super nachos freaked me out. Olives? I don't know about that. I haven't really seen olives used in any Mexican dish ever. It just don't make no sense. It's actually disgusting.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wYFUW0WNGpKr5m7uyzZnww", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bf5Iet_CUu8i21oeLoRsvg", "text": "As a Socal native, I was surprised that I even stepped foot in a Norcal Mexican restaurant. \n\nMy friends and I were originally headed to La Burrita (which is no bueno btw), but luckily they were closed early, so we stumbled into Pancho's. \n\nSurprisingly enough, the food was actually pretty good, and the workers are pretty nice! We ordered chicken quesadillas and super nachos, both of which came with a ton of food. They aren't skimpy with portions.\n\nPancho's also gets an extra star for convenience. It's located in the Asian Ghetto, which is about 2 minutes from campus. Hooray!\n\nAll orders come with chips and salsa, but we ran out so I asked the worker for some extra chips and he gave me an entire basket of chips, free of charge! (Tip: converse with them in Spanish to increase your chances of free chips)\n\nAlso, the hot salsa they give you creeps up on you. It's SO spicy and my mouth was on fire by the end of the meal.\n\nI would definitely come back if I'm craving Mexican food in Berkeley. It may not compare to the Mexican food in San Diego, but it's damn good for Berkeley standards!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fewPJqSUlnWe6BPXMlaKNw", "text": "If it were 2am and I had to choose between La Burrita, I ... wouldn't know where to go.  Maybe I'd be indecisive until 2:15, which is after La Burrita closes but before this place closes. The nice thing about Pancho's is that you can see colors in your veggies.   A little watery though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TUb9BGwON9e5TaRufXZ-Vg", "text": "If you get a burrito here you will probably be disappointed. But the fajitas and enchiladas are literally out of this world. Pancho's has become one of my favorite places in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HVBGg6ZywTEfbtBGp6YjYw", "date": "2010-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vaf3l7QXUq5CBapmCShIjQ", "text": "One very late Thursday, my friend and I had made it back to the East Bay from a club in the city when we were craving some food. To our complete surprise, *everything* in the Durant food court was closed! We saw some kids happily leaving Pancho's with food, but they told us it was closed already. \n\nWe enter Panchos and although they were in the middle of cleaning and had definitely closed for the night, they decided to serve us. You could tell they had cleaned the stove and put everything away, but they still offered to cook for us! We ordered 2 super burritos. We didn't have a choice of meat, so unfortunately it was just ground beef it seemed (something I would have never ordered - I'm more of an al pastor girl).\n\nI believe if I had a meat choice I preferred, it would have been one pretty good burrito! They rolled each of our burritos with TWO tortillas! They layered in plenty of guacamole and sour cream and all the fixings! This burrito lasted me for THREE meals! For a frame of reference, I usually just have a stub of \"normal\" burrito`left over. It was amazing! I reheated it in the oven and put in some extra cheese and salsa, and my reheated burrito suddenly turned in to one AMAZING burrito!\n\nI've only been here once, so I'm not sure if we got some sort of special hookup, but man did we get our money's worth! \n\nThe chips were really good too and the salsa is definitely homemade.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZhATZtcAivCoCVCup3VSeQ", "date": "2009-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9pAkfyojx3ifue7SyEQtwQ", "text": "The only reason it gets 2 stars is because it's open super late, and I've gone there several time for that reason alone.  These are some really awful burritos though.  Go to La Burrita instead.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "925U3vQw2idUUNxrwSg_Yg", "date": "2009-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "t77y42uCP5BdPHbfi1WfbQ", "text": "I've gone all over the bay area looking for something that would resemble 'real' Mexican food, only to be faced with heartbreak and despair.  My general complaint is that the restaurants I've been to disguise the taco's flavor with things like lettuce, sour cream, and cheese (SAY WHAT?!?)\n\nJust when all hope was lost, I walked into Panchos, ordered the Pancho's Three tacos... and heard an angelic chorus sing.\n\n\nMeh, actually no.  \n\nBut Pancho's Mexican food is really as good as it gets (in the bay area).  Their tortillas don't have that nasty packaged smell, and their ingredients taste REAL  (notice the emphasis on REAL).  Their beans don't seem to come out straight out of the can,and  their tomato + guacamole are delectably fresh.  Their quesadillas are big and fill you up.  \n\nThe customer service is OK;  before 6 pm two ladies are working- they're Ok,\nbut then, two guys serve their shift, and they are super funny and friendly :)  \n\nThe cashier dude in the afternoon has messed up my order a couple times, but I'll survive; the food and the cooks' friendliness balance those mix-ups.\n\nOoooh!  I recommend their hot sauce!  Sooo tasty and spicy- it does give you a swift kick in the pants.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "geqbcB6tzuXctM12HoqCQg", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zt2Pou-Y5isFNkwDJbI32g", "text": "I too am confused by all the poor reviews here.  First, I've never encountered a rude worker there but the food seems pretty good to me too.  The burrito I get is the \"Pancho's Burrito\" with steak and black beans.  The steak always has a nicely grilled/char flavor.  However, the real star here is the salsa -- it's nicely spiced, has great flavor, and this interesting almost-creamy texture.  The last time I went, I was sad that they gave me guacamole with my chips instead of salsa but oh well. \n\nRegardless of the reviews, I think the burrito here is better than El Farolito (http://www.yelp.com/biz/el-farolito-san-francisco-2) as the not only is the meat better, but it's less greasy and I'd even say that the salsa is better.  El Farolito has wonderful salsas (especially that cilantro-infused green one), but Pancho's one salsa is better than any one salsa at El Farolito.\n\nAnyone who is unsure, I really think you should try the Pancho's burrito with steak and black beans and compare it side-by-side to the El Farolito burrito with carne asada.  I really think you'll see it my way!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "b5j2Y5uTgQ9a-O0xsVlX8w", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RQYPOBtBYXUUkYbeCK8iOw", "text": "So this is a new place in the \"Asian Ghetto\". I ordered a chicken quesadilla and for it's price, its not too bad. Very filling and the chicken at least had a little bit of flavor. I will agree with the other review, in that the salsa was a little plain. Definitely seemed not homemade, but who am I to judge?? I think I paid close to $6 and I could barely finish. I probably would come here again if I felt like cheap Mexican food, but more likely I would just cross the street anyway to get La Burrita.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "04giHjWlPorAc_vvLPwj1A", "date": "2009-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LT9UKzzDIk5MJ3NO9IiDSg", "text": "Solid steak burrito for ~$6. Now I can say that I've tried a burrito from every Mexican joint in the Telegraph area, I think. Pancho's burritos are more expensive, but way larger than Gordo's. My only negative point is that the food, especially the chips, was really salty, and unevenly so. Do they put MSG in the food? I find I'm never a huge fan of restaurant chips anyhow, though, so I can skip them in the future. I was extremely thirsty after devouring that monster of a burrito and regretted not trying a Jarritos for the first time with it. I'm hoping that the saltiness was a one-time fluke--I'll find out if I come back someday. A major pro is that they include cheese in the burrito, which is more commonly becoming an extra charge at other places. Nonsense!\n\nTip: don't finish the whole thing and then go to the bollywood class at the gym, not that anyone with common sense (not me) would. Ugh, I'm still so full...and thirsty...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "h-jHPm4AsbBBM9KITqSmwQ", "text": "I have no idea why people are hating on Pancho's.  The people there are super duper nice and don't growl at you like the dudes do at La Burrita.  \n\nGet the Ranchero Burrito to share with at least one other famished person.  It's damn good.  Steak burrito covered with a spicy tomato-based ranchero sauce and melted cheese topped with sour cream and guacamole for under $8.  This thing is bigger than half the size of a plastic square take out container.   They actually reheat their meat, unlike the freaking Tostada I got at La Buritta the last time I went.  \n\nLove this place.  It's open later than Taco Bell... lol", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2009-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "J1X5ug-AvkcK3NZnrRhhUA", "text": "I don't think this place is as bad as people have been saying...it definitely took me a while to get around to trying it because the other places in Asian Ghetto appeal to me much more. Two of my friends come here quite frequently though, so I'll incorporate what they think too.\n\nFirst of all, the decor is really nice. I must say, this is the only restaurant in the Asian Ghetto that actually cares about how it looks. Sombreros hanging all along the walls, an interesting bench...\n\nNow about the food. I got the chicken tacos with guacamole and salsa (which was basically a chunky tomato salsa, not spicy at all even though it was called \"mild\"). I got one on a flour tortilla and the other on corn. The tacos are definitely packed to the max, and props to you if you can eat one without dropping anything. It was quite a messy lunch I had...definitely not a place you'd want to go on a first date. ;)\n\nMy friends said that this place is always like a surprise, especially in terms of salsa. You never know what salsa you're going to get. Today we had the chunky diced tomatoes, and that was the first time my friend said he's seen that. He didn't really like the salsa today, so I guess it's usually better. And you're supposed to get chips and salsa with your taco order, which we did, but the salsa that comes with that will be a surprise too. My friend also said that sometimes when he gets an order to go, they won't include the chips, so it's a surprise whether they include the chips or not. (I guess he doesn't check before he leaves...)\n\nMy other friend got a quesadilla today, which for some reason took a long time, but she really liked it and said the ingredients were fresh and yummy. The portion size was huge and she ended up taking most of it home.\n\nOverall, I think this place is not bad, but it's definitely not high going to be high on my list of choices when I go to Asian Ghetto. It's not a place I would crave. If I wanted Mexican, I think I would rather go to Chipotle or the Taco Truck near the MLK Student Union. This place might be a little healthier though...but I could be wrong.\n\nIt's CHEAP though. $6.42 for tacos/chips PLUS a Snapple. And they take credit cards (not AmEx though).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2009-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 6, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Trm-lGt39rfUq80CC71wug", "text": "Okay, so I really don't want to give them just 1 star, but their customer service is horrendous! I came in here around 10pm after my 7pm final last spring and I ordered a some sort of steak burrito (don't remember which). So I ordered, the cashier repeated my order exactly, and I confirmed. The guy swiped my credit card, but then looked confused and swiped again. At first,  I thought there was just an error with the machine, so I didn't say anything. After his second swipe, the receipt printed out and I signed it. Cool. \n\nHe went to the back and the other worker started preparing my burrito. He looked back at me and then looked down at the burrito, then back up towards my direction again. I thought he was looking at someone behind me so I turned around, but no one was there. Eventually he gives me my burrito, I take it back to my apartment to eat. The dude gave me chicken in my burrito! I paid more for steak only to get chicken!! I need my STEAK! I'm okay with mistakes sometimes, but his continuous glances at me while he prepared my burrito made me think they ran out of steak and so he decided to just do a chicken. The problem doesn't just stop there...\n\nA week later, I check my credit card statement, and it shows that my credit card was charged twice for that transaction. Wait...I'm paying two times the price of a steak burrito for one  chicken burrito?! Hell no.  I called Panchos requesting credit back because I only ordered once. The guy I spoke to had a very very thick accent which was hard to understand. He eventually managed to tell me to call back to speak to the manager. I asked what time the manager will be back and he said around noon. So I called around noon and the same guy picks up. I ask to speak to the manager and he said he is the manager. WTF?  Anyway, so I explained the situation again and he tells me to come in with my credit card statement and receipt. I was out of town at the time so that wasn't possible...plus, how would me bringing a receipt prove that I only bought one--not two--burritos during that time? The guy kept making excuses and I got tired of it. I wanted to resolve this easily with him so he wouldn't have to deal with credit card companies, but he gave me so much trouble I just said screw it and asked Chase to deal with it. I eventually got my money back, but it shouldn't have been that hard. If they had competent workers and better customer service, maybe all of this could have been avoided.\n\nOther than their horrendous service, their burritos are okay. I still prefer Cafe Durant ($5 happy hour (large) burritos!!), Chipotle, and La Burrita more. I've never been back since they decided to be pricks about a measly $8.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2sKvON3YU5o59Z_N1vzsJw", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "7x0i0seshwLXBVAam16wuw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "xZh-bSwkYRCNLjurZ4NhFA", "text": "Even for student budget food, this one is a tough sell for me. \n\nThey have a burrito called the 'Souper' burrito which, quite literally, sits in a flood of cheesy corn, peas, and tomato water. The steak is tough and the tortilla is soggy. For around $7 it's a fair price, plus you get a bag of chips... but I think i'll pass on this the next time I'm in the Asian Ghetto.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-4BEUkLvHQntN6qPfKJP2w", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8leHSCn0DCa1ilxfbHuCQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1n1v2IDgss01PCmrFeN-kw", "text": "A nice quaint place in the middle of the Chemistry plaza on the Berkeley campus!\n\nAfter seeing the inflation that Cal Dining did by raising the price of everything, this place is actually pretty cheap.\n\nThe people that work here are really nice, and they usually have only a short line usually.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8leHSCn0DCa1ilxfbHuCQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ltb5T1-rW5fLpIbIIXgPA", "text": "So I have to star this review by saying that I love all 3 of the people that work here.  There are two incredibly friendly Brazilian women that love helping me practice my Portuguese (which basically suffices to order coffee, say I'm hungry and/or tired, and not much else).  There's also another guy there who's also very friendly, always has a story about his girlfriend keeping him in line, and tells me \"not to work too hard.\"  Something's nice about this kind of coffee ritual.\n\nOk, so here's the deal: the coffee costs $1 if you bring your own mug.  Do I really need to say more.  It's not Folger's and it's not Blue Bottle, but somewhere in between.  I recommend going in the morning, when they do a ton of business, and then the coffee is always fresh.  The bagels are also pretty good.  I've never tried any of their other food, but my coworkers like it.  \n\nIt's totally hidden in the courtyard between Tan and HIldebrandt.  Yelp has it's location wrong, so make sure you find it!  Just remember that thank you is \"Obrigado\" in Portuguese.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VnKj044Tt5doqaVDIJbWsw", "date": "2011-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8leHSCn0DCa1ilxfbHuCQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iiI8l2oOg92qmnFHu-fBOw", "text": "Love me some Coffee Lab - Coffee Lab guy and Coffee Lab lady are the nicest people in the world, solid assortment of baked goods, and $1 coffee if you bring a mug. Hard (impossible?) to beat on campus! Not just saying that because I work in CoC...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YLHFeiN1kKfdtL7jSzqDxw", "date": "2010-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8leHSCn0DCa1ilxfbHuCQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I--YNGrDt3ivegfA0Apafw", "text": "This place happens to be in the center of all my classes. It is hidden in Hilderbrand Hall so I'll bet you couldn't find it if you want to - which I may add is a plus for me. The folks in charge are the HAPPIEST FRIENDLIEST people I have seen. Coffee sucks. Everything else is cool. THE PASTRIES ARE DELISH: go for the pumpkin muffin or the cinnamon bun. Since this place is so small, taxes don't apply. I love paying EXACTLY one dollar for water or two dollars for a donut. Screw you Starbucks for charging me $3.04 for a late that other day.\n\nBummers: Doesn't take credit cards / Limited seating (outdoor).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DRVLcDZzvmmAMjbYNMYzmg", "date": "2009-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8leHSCn0DCa1ilxfbHuCQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LItzRViUUdomoS4iWQr8Rw", "text": "cash only. but if youre stuck on campus, this is your best bet. (its between tan and lewis.)\n\nthey serve coffee drinks, pastries and sandwiches. kind of pricey for what you get.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8leHSCn0DCa1ilxfbHuCQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QsJnCLeD1JS6B6YSVwMMYg", "text": "This place is awesome. It's way cheaper than other places on campus, coffee, tea, and the pumpkin muffins are great, and the people working there are nicer than anyone else you'll encounter on campus. It's cash only, but there's an ATM really close nearby.\n\nThe best kept secret of the College of Chemistry!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i1o3gctCRqV7bLOKJQ8AaA", "date": "2009-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8leHSCn0DCa1ilxfbHuCQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uksXgdxkthcYeEZfeK2PCA", "text": "If you're low on cash they have a small coffee that's like a couple shot glasses in size for $1. It's like a caffeine boost no more no less, which is pretty cool, because then you won't have to go to the bathroom in an hour. They also have donuts, which is exciting. Least pretentious eatery on campus?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8leHSCn0DCa1ilxfbHuCQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uxD9rPxyPQmM_ldbI8x5kA", "text": "Thank goodness this is on my way to all my classes at Haas. Jimmy Fifo's idea of coffee is rather poor. The Coffee Lab is where you should get coffee in this area of the campus. Even FSM's coffee (which is always quite burnt, unusually smoky, and incredibly \"runs\"-inducing) can't beat this place. \n\nI come in here in the morning to be able to endure my lengthy day of classes. I don't know how they make coffee, but they're doing it right. The 2 people who are always here are very nice. What keeps me coming back is the coffee quality. It's bold, smooth, and rich (maybe 3/4 of the quality of coffee godsend, Blue Bottle Coffee). I'm picky when it comes to coffee; the Coffee Lab does it right. I usually get a regular coffee or a latte. The lattes are amazing. It's sad that this place doesn't have as long as a line as FSM. Those FSMers don't know what they're missing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UyuQkwXx4jjOx2akmOau4w", "date": "2010-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8leHSCn0DCa1ilxfbHuCQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WVN3QoxGOh5pr0PEjDFfVw", "text": "Thought I start out with basics. For better or worse this is the closest establishment to where I spend way too much time that provides the necessities - caffeine and sugar. As I work both early and late the hours are definitely limiting. It would also be nice of the coffee was a bit less bitter. However, now that the undergrads are back the line is nice and short in comparison to the B-school and Yali's. Most importantly the staff are great and they keep the undergrads from stealing the seminar coffee and donuts!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NLpqsMeR6yN5bGrdJ8w8xg", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8leHSCn0DCa1ilxfbHuCQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XBmaAdF1QmXv7_YvTxZ4PA", "text": "The coffee is foul swill, especially towards closing time at *3:00 PM* employees are nice, though, so 2 stars. Pay extra for ice? Maybe you could drop a few bucks on an icemaker.  Worst of all, however, is the lady guarding the pre-seminar donuts and coffee like a hawk, if you have something, and take a step in any direction but towards the seminar, her sonic assult will teach you  a new definition of the word \"pain\".\n\nFinally -  the department isnt paying you to feed us PB&J on stale government bread, I see those donuts you have stashed back there.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Bak8epLN3HDy_nD-pD10cQ", "date": "2010-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2kVMrrYLUDj1vjs-sDTV-w", "text": "One of UCB's many on campus restaurants where you can spend your mealpoints. Everything here is overpriced and unless you have points, I wouldn't recommend coming here. \n\nThe dimsum here is not good at all, so though it might be tempting, I would highly recommend not getting it.\n\nThe lines are always out the door cause freshman need to eat and mealpoints they need to spend. The cashiers are usually cranky, but in the rare case that the place is empty, they're not too bad. \n\nGo somewhere else unless you have mealpoints.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5YB6UJMX3Jruep3FNVL-HQ", "text": "Bitch fucked up my sandwich. \n\nAlso, the three people after me got their sandwiches before I did. \n\nNext time - go to Peet's. They have Dutch Crunch (!!)and a valid line system.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZIj6gD0NSxv2RcgXsR_lSw", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9XOFJJk1JUBlg9-kZuFUEA", "text": "This place is great for students living off meal points. The paninis are probably the best lunch food you can spend your meal points on. The lines during lunch time however can get ugly...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2010-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AmkleLoT8tZOtbLQ8sE-cw", "text": "As an architecture student, I am forced to descend upon Ramona's from my higher studio floor when I crave sustenance. Mostly coffee, which they do a good job of stocking. \n\nOther good things: \n-Location. Right at the entrance to campus, easy to find (though I don't think there is a sign out front?)\n-Coffee.\n-Paninis are good until you've eaten them a couple dozen times.\n-Dim Sum! Oh, this wonderful little option that they added to their menu on Tuesdays and Thursday is great! Probably because it's one of the more cheaper options for getting a meal there.\n\nBad Things:\n-Service. Man, I don't know what has gotten to some of the older ladies that work there, but they are consistently rude and pushy. I understand there are a lot of people in the line at times, but it does no good to snap. My boyfriend once paid for a sandwich and made the mistake of asking if they took cash. The aggravated response he got back made him hesitant to return.\n\n-Price. If you're not paying with meal points, then there are a whole lot of other, more affordable options. $6.25 for a sandwich? $4 for a cup of fruit? \n\n-Stinginess. I don't know how else to describe the employee's extreme fear of you stealing condiments, napkins and utensils. They now hide their napkins, keep their utensils behind the counter, and guard the condiment table like a hawk. Oftentimes this has you searching for where they've put the forks on any given day...\n\nConclusion: \nIf you've got a few extra minutes to walk down Bancroft, or over to the Haas Pavilion, I would really suggest it!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "l59-p8WID536KiBQZEQd_A", "date": "2010-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dRTiakXbehKKHRdmTR9xFA", "text": "Not very competent workers, slow service, terribly inefficient system for the cash register line, the food is so-so, definitely campus food, the only thing they got going for them is the dim sum which is only on tuesdays and thursday and they only have 2 choices each day! what a rip. anyways, if you can, go elsewhere", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eBmgc39ic9GHmREVGFZ6Qw", "text": "Ugh. This morning, I was juggling my huge umbrella, purse, and hot oatmeal and a banana at the register. I told the cashier that I was also getting a coffee so she could charge me for it.\n\nBut she curtly told me to go get the coffee and then come back to pay, despite me clearly struggling with all the junk I was holding. Uh, I'm paying up front for something I may or may not get and you're telling me that I need to go back and add to my already bothersome load?\n\nRude and illogical. Too things I hate.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MWaRYuFcr__cbcA4YMp-VQ", "text": "I used to love their Paninis as a freshman. I eventually got tired of them, but no doubt they probably have the best Paninis among campus restaurants (excluding Zeb Cafe of law school). Usually at least one place to sit in, although I noticed no power plugs, so probably won't be charging your netbook here. \n\nTuesdays I believe are dimsum days, and their pork shumai is pretty good. A little expensive though, but 1 serving gives you 2 shumai.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nDxoAnic6yOIhHHUlfl7GQ", "text": "Eh.\nIf you really want a panini, I strongly advise going over to Crossroads and just making your own with their panini press - this place does them just fine, but they really aren't that big enough for a full meal. \nThat said, there's a pretty reasonable selection of sides and chips (one of the only places on campus I know where one can find the always-rare cottage cheese [$2.10] and baby carrots [$2.50]), ignoring the fact they're pretty expensive. \nStaff seemed polite but pretty tired out when I went in during a slow period during the day, although I had to argue with the checkout guy who insisted my sandwich was marked for extra $ for guacamole when I hadn't asked for it in the first place. \nNot the nicest interior (not very welcoming at all) but the outdoor seating is fine. Tends to get busy (I've heard) during lunchtime so watch out.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2PhBFRUiNiXdmkYoKf8brA", "date": "2011-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OU21gACbxpZ5yXy0jRGK_g", "text": "Ramonas has dim sum every day now! And the quality of their dim sum has definitely gotten better. I especially looooove their pork buns on Thursdays... they're all I look forward to. \n\nStill, I hate the long waits and the bad service. The paninis also still take days, and the lines are even more ridiculous now because they have combined the dim sum and the rice bowl lines. \n\nTry to go during a time when it isn't bombarded by dozens and dozens of people. won't make the paninis come out any faster, but at least you can enjoy your dim sum in peace :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qHhP0GsDzb5Wa0GEP5Yl0g", "text": "For on-campus food, Ramona's is top notch. The coffee is fresh and always stocked, their chicken bowls and panini are tasty, and they get extra points for the convenience factor. The staff are always really friendly and put a smile on my face when I'm so frantically busy I forget to. WIth ample seating and plenty of power outlets it's Ramona's FTW if you're a student or a nostalgic alumni.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lnDP_h7cGYS3yzjkoCbtwA", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sPvphkszD2PtD2ipNUoWtg", "text": "The food here is good and it is the only place on this corner of campus. It just gets really expensive though if you buy both a food item and a drink. I guess this place seemed a lot better back in the day when I had a meal plan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UoJcOsSpYsSifgYW1Pv-wA", "text": "Convenient place to grab lunch (and usually super quick unless you get caught in the lunch rush. Then it can take forever waiting in the cashier lines). I've only really had their rice bowls here and they're surprisingly good (I always get brown rice, nom nom). Plus unlike all the other restaurants nearby they accept cc so that's nice when I'm not carrying cash.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Wm2VNSNKXilGrwApVpO0NQ", "date": "2011-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UhrEMrKOkySoqazyj9ZhqQ", "text": "I'm surprised no one else has written anything for Ramona's already. Last semester, my first semester at Cal, I dined here before my NES class in Kroeber. It's conveniently located on the eastern side of campus near Haas and the Unit 1 & 2 residence halls. The chicken (and vegetable) rice bowls are very tasty if you choose to get the sweet & sour and teriyaki sauces.\n\nThe line for the panini station can get congested quickly, especially during lunch and passing time. This goes for the rice bowl line as well as the checkout line. \n\nThis semester, Ramona's has dim sum every Tuesday and Thursday. On Tuesdays, it's pork siu mai (pork dumplings) and pot stickers. On Thursdays, it's ha gao (shrimp dumpling) and BBQ pork buns (cha siew bao). I find it odd that the sign says har gao and the receipt says har goa. Language tension right there. \n\nAside from food, there are plenty of drinks from the standard collection of Coca-Cola brand. Definitely pick up one of the Gold Peak iced teas! Hidden on a neglected wall are the energy/granola/power bars and the ice cream sandwich/bar collection. There are also plenty of chips and a small variety of fruits and pastries. Hot coffee and tea are also available. Let's not forget the conveniently located sweets right next to the checkout stand. There is seating and small tables beyond the checkout stands and outside seating as well, which is great on a warm, sunny day. This semester, to cut down on utensil hoarders, the forks/spoons/knives are now behind the panini and rice bowl station. Sometimes they don't even have them out and hand them to you with your order. I'm going to miss coming here when I don't have meal points. One more thing, they have scan trons and blue exam booklets available as well. Basically a condensed GBC.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2010-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IMXdeSKO_b1f6_nPcrX_RQ", "text": "MAGIC PANINI GRIL!!!\n\nSeriously, I love getting morning bagels on my way to class. Depending on if I'm at Haas or Wheeler, I'll get my bagels from either Ramona's or GBC. The panini grill does a much better job of toasting/crisping the bagel/bread and everything tastes so FLUFFY. (It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!!!!!)\n\nSeriously love this place. Plus it's meal points, which we don't treat as real money anyway -___-", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8oUiRpdbLzqNKrBTGyBkZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "vi3AXRY3evdM7EJkTgZ1pQ", "text": "The manager here is a stingy, incompetent, FAT bitch!  She yelled at me once for trying to take two chopsticks, as if I was stealing from her own children's mouths!!!  I'm pretty sure it was her idea to move all the condiments and utensils behind the ricebowl/sandwich counter.  Honestly, how much could a fork made of corn, the cheapest substance in America, possibly cost?!?! \n\nThis place always has a massive line for bowls or sandwiches, so it's impossible to flag someone down just to give you a stupid spoon if you bought a to-go item.  Considering the price of everything and the sub-mediocre quality of the food, this is absolutely ridiculous.  \n\nEven if you're paying in points, a meal plan is a huge rip off, residential or non-residential.  So seriously Cal Dining, you can at least stop acting like students are criminals - YOU are the criminals for forcing students into scam meal plans!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0PXCNuGn9F-drP96uc9cVg", "text": "I got the mushroom burger combo which came with fries and a soda.\n\nThe burger was super tasty. The bun was toasty warm, the burger itself was nice and grilled tasting. The toppings were super yum - sauteed mushrooms, melty cheese, fresh lettuce and tomatoes, and just the amount of of ketchup, mayo, and mustard that I like.\n\nI really liked the fries, too. They weren't overly greasy or salty. Very crispy, warm, and tasty. Also, cute and crinkly.\n\nThe service was fast and friendly, and the atmosphere of the place was simple and comfortable. A nice place to people watch out the window as well.\n\nI also thought the price was good compared to other places.\n\nCurrently my fav burger place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "o4-hXaDYfR2QFzpn3mUPTQ", "date": "2012-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Q0w8L_xWtWZpzVnoIqDGA", "text": "Great value for breakfast!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wzON0s8JW7jptWn4o03ekA", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4m_Wr9AlHlz775RuyChKMQ", "text": "My two favorite things: tasty and cheap.\n\nWhen I'm in Berkeley and don't feel like going to Top Dog, I'll go Bongo Burger.\n\nJust today, I had the combination #7 for $8.75 plus tax.  It was a Persian burger, fries, and a small soda.  The Persian burger is seasoned ground lamb in the shape of a rectangle to match the shape of the tasty toasted roll that surrounds the meat.  Lettuce and tomato is also in the sandwich.  Very tasty.  I normally don't eat lamb but this lamb was very good.  Even the fries were very tasty.  \n\nBongo Burger also has hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and steak sandwiches as well as falafels, hummus, mediterranean salads,and  shish kabob plates.  I've had the hamburgers and falafels in the past and they have all been good.\n\nSince I had my meal shortly after 10 AM, I was tempted by their breakfast combinations.  For $4.80, I could have had two eggs any style, bacon, homefries, toast, and jam.  Or the same without meat for $3.05.  I'll have to get breakfast next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YvdbjmcQny7lCG64LBSyIg", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4SU5am033QWvqjfqvfw2nw", "text": "It was okay. I was leery because of its proximity to the campus (most food is overly priced and just gross--the perils of having college students as your clientele.) \n\nAnyway, I made it in just before the lunch rush. It wasn't crowded, although it quickly became so. The cashier seemed slightly impatient when I took my time, but was prompt and efficient. It was only 11:30, so I didn't quite feel like lunch would go down well with my stomach (darn not eating a proper breakfast!)\n\nI ordered a hummus sandwich and a small Sprite. It kinda ticked me off that it was nearly 6 dollars, but the combo meals certainly look like good deals. The sandwich was okay, although the pita bread started falling apart and I started getting sandwich sauce/liquid all over my hands. I decided to give up and threw out the rest. \n\nStill, it seems popular with students and workers. It was relatively clean and the food came out pretty quickly. I'll keep this place in mind when I'm in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CzXgz00tHXo1JEEgHgLNxA", "date": "2008-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "76x6SEWYDMgsHsACh0SPMw", "text": "I like Bongo Burger.  It's a little pricy for a burger place, but I think the food is worth it.  I got the persian burger special.  It is pretty big and enough for two meals.  I like their fries too.  This location is pretty good as well.  It was crowded, but it wasn't hard to find seating even though it was lunch time.  I hear they do a decent black bean burger as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fPROLvVR20DTvqpy7IdTIQ", "date": "2006-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8sypfOIv-_knh_UyptgeMg", "text": "Ok maybe this is just me but I get really turned off by cashiers who have no where to go, nothing to do, and still find the time to look at you like you're insane when you only have $10 to spend and can't decide between the fifteen choices on the menu.  Eh, maybe it's just me...\n\nAs far as the food goes, the fries were delicious.  The sheer size of the \"Mushroom Burger\" made me recall the ginormous creatures I've seen in only magazines.  The bun was a fresh-from-the-bakery-quality sesame bun: perfectly crusty on the outside, chewy and soft on the inside, with more sesame seeds than I've ever seen on any burger joint bun.  \n\nBut when I go out to have a hamburger, I go out to have a damn-good hamburger.  And the Niman Ranch patty did have a beefier flavor than any you'll find at your typical burger stop, but ultimately, it was underseasoned, and that was tough to look past.\n\nIt sounds like I would have been better off with the falafel.  And I wouldn't pass up the opportunity to go again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vlvj6X4IJn-a0mnu8iJfrw", "date": "2009-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "91fFOOB2zFguASEYchzswg", "text": "I don't get the hype. This is probably because I didn't have a \"real\" burger. I tried the half lamb burger, and I asked for it plain, thinking the lamb would be filling enough and not wanting mayo and all that other stuff on my burger. Mistake. \n\n1. The \"burger\" was a very thin rectangular patty of lamb, and was SO SALTY. \n2. Also, I got it in a pita, and the pita was thin and stale. \n3. I also don't get the appeal of their crinkle cut fries - those were not french fries I would waste any calories on - they were thin, and sort of limp and soggy  (I like my fries very crispy and hot)\n\nI won't be back unless there really is nowhere else to go - there are too many other good burger places in Berkeley. For an AMAZING lamb burger (that's a real burger, not a tiny condensed rectangular patty), go to Free House (at least it was really good back when it was Adagia).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "E8hubLFgOCrN84JlpJ4e-w", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "98fq7W47G6xkPOvTfzbKzQ", "text": "It lacks ambiance, but the price is right. I also like that they have some different types of burgers, like the \"persion burger\". The french rolls are delicious, fries barely mediocre.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6pqUC9Z2r0IZJVrzD6OvNg", "date": "2008-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9AZvMaxm0f1gbsi10OavFg", "text": "Damn fine burger and good fries.  The prices are reasonable and despite a lunch time crowd, they're as quick as you can expect them to be.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jHjDtFD_Rjxr95UZAG1yvw", "date": "2010-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ABoO2M-oCX4wrgkiytU_kA", "text": "When you're an undergrad at Berkeley you're bound by how far your feet can take you, no In-n-Outs for those of us without cars!  So Bongo Burger is that substitute for you.  Although I prefer Barney's, Bongo Burger is a quick pick me upper with a dash of grease.  I had their mushroom burger and it was good.  I also noticed my heart hurt a little bit more and decided to forfeit the bus ride for a hike home instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2FiW_LttFCp6URejAIbSfw", "date": "2010-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Aka0sEUrJbImpLko6YHrtw", "text": "I absolutely love Bongo Burger! I usually come here to get burgers over the summer. One thing I always get is their classic cheeseburger meal. The portions are quite reasonable for a burger, fries, and small soda. Their food is always fresh and delicious. It gets crowded in here at lunch hours, but the line moves by pretty fast. Bongo Burger was definitely worth my $8!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uZI3aE-FIGh632RU9-2L0g", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AmcsUu8YzGTGxUgpMi7SRg", "text": "The portions are really big and pretty tasty, though my falafel got rather dry and tasteless after awhile. Still it's really cheap and the food tastes pretty authentic to me. The fries were good though and once again HUGE portions. Still, it's hard to mess up fries. My own real complaint is that it's very annoying to sit near the door on a windy day because it doesn't shut itself.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ELeFnNmPxyqK82eQpP7MoA", "date": "2007-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AnwjC3_dcvhaYjFoaPjZPw", "text": "This place is pretty awesome. Decent variety of burgers, the fries are tasty, and they let you take your own ranch dressing sauce! Hell YES! Burgers are around 6 bucks each and fries are about 2 do if you want the full experience it'll be a bit pricier than any place with a dollar menu, but it's with checking out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aq__8nydiegBjXdg-u5tcA", "text": "I liked this place okay. \n\nAt the suggestion of someone at my hotel I had my first Berkeley meal at Bongo Burger. \n\nA 1/2 falafel, fries and a drink was about $7 which I thought was a fair price. The woman working isn't overly friendly but I guess she's okay. \n\nMy favorite part of the meal -- skinny crinkle cut fries...very tasty. All and all a solid, cheap meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1CFHSGe66RVCWtQDYR7nKQ", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aTUtxmWwSlsL7i6vHyC3Ag", "text": "Black bean burger is the best I've ever had.  And it tastes amazing every single time I have it.  Add in some crinkle cut fries and watch out.\n\nNot overly impressed with anything else on the menu really and that's the downer.  The breakfast is ok, and I kind of like the turkey burger.  I've had the Mediterranean plate and it was fine.  So that's why the 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9_Axd_QUFh9RdAm36Apdpg", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c5PybJT0Kwb-7tvH7enPaA", "text": "The smell of dirty grease when I walked in should have been a clue, but Bongo had been recommended so I wanted to try it. This has to be the worst burger I've ever had at a place that \"specializes\" in burgers.  The most flavorful item on the sandwich was the lettuce. The burger was so flat it could have passed for a tortilla. There was a tiny sprinkle of processed shredded cheese on the cheeseburger. The crinkle cut fries were crispy but cold, and there is no way I will go back", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Hi6FfpGF2XP6TiNoqaLkIw", "date": "2011-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c6fP84nqUxtc9bz1FSJuow", "text": "Well done burger. No fancy schmancy creations here ala goat cheese and sundried tomatoes, just standard, meaty, fresh ham-NOM-NOM-NOM -burger. I had my doubts but I was glad I got get my burger fix here. \n\nPricing is pretty standard, and I honestly haven't eaten crinkle fries since elementary school but everything is cooked well and nice and filling. \n\nI am interested in trying their mediterranean stuff as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NinEBvRIeTr4Q-4Su_7aYg", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EUmmpZ-NduNaZXRZQmkjBw", "text": "I love the mushroom burger here! add some of their ranch dressing into it well I think its ranch and your good to go! Great place if your in search of a quick bite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "na9Hf46ctY4y_gCNFmIY8Q", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f5UjF2KicrZRRqRPnbf85w", "text": "Bongo Burger is an affordable, accessible place to satisfy a burger craving! At first I wasn't a fan of how bread-y their burgers are, but after multiple visits I grew to appreciate their food. I'm yet to try any of the middle eastern dishes on their menu, but I'm confident that they'd be tasty as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W3ulLcawlwMHpgBqWEoP0w", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "foKtBFQGOj9eIhX7Ivbz5g", "text": "Best Falafel around especially for $4.50. The fries are good and always hot. We call the hamburgers the \"All Day Burger\" because it literally takes all day to eat one because they are so big. Pastries have to get the boot but everything else is good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "d0SU1C4uBKjrBJagNyCr1g", "date": "2007-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FrcvQ6bzmInCxoCMWVumug", "text": "good but not great falaffel. sufficiently filling, good price, reasonable taste, but missing that \"je ne sais quoi\" that bumps food from good to great.  nonetheless, i will be back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jD1810QDa6evTCPylHqmVg", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g9WcmPU_9cqYYXyJtrosTw", "text": "This is the same as all of the other Bongo Burgers.  Good turkey burger, but the rest is pretty standard.  I don't really like their middle eastern entrees.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gddh0tYJKWTo-arq6IBCNA", "text": "After hemming and hawing over this for far too long, I'm pleased to declare Bongo Burger my Berkeley burger favorite. As much as I like places like Amanda's, Barney's, Al's and the newly-opened Burgermeister, Bongo is more consistently delicious than all of them combined. The cheese to burger ratio is always exactly right, and holy crap, their crinkle cut fries are AMAZING. They pretty much do everything right here - the only minus is that its proximity to campus makes it ridiculously crowded at lunch time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UFJXNe7TykBo6tALKNNSPQ", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gPnZE86T5F3dZrkheHYATg", "text": "I love this place. When I work from home I go there once a week. If I am not working from home, I sometimes go there on the weekends.\nThe meat they use is good, much better than at other non-chain restaurants.\nI like the Persian burger and their fries. It is good food, fast and fairly cheap.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-omTWgeAu74zZ_-MGs6zaA", "date": "2008-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GQh8bFxHPGpPgX-uDJZgIA", "text": "OK, I have this thing going where I'm trying to decide if Bongo Burger or Burgmeister is the best. Theses places are several blocks away from each other.  I have went back to both a few times and I'm still up in the air. The burger is good, but a little on the thin side. \n\nThe bun is huge and I noticed the same guy slamming meat on the grill is the same one touching my burgers, so I am concerned about getting sick. Now for under $8, you can get burger, fri, and a small drink. \n\nThey also serve breakfast which I have yet to try. There seems to be tons of eating places near by so probably good to try them all. The staff is kind of blah, blah. No music, no tv and ambiance is non existent.\n\nThe do have several other good looking things on the menu I would like to try as well. I still think Nations Hamburgers are the best. You be the judge.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K44RZNxAodMTn_VG9br2dQ", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HgkAESKOOFTad_gwvxbZzA", "text": "I def like this place a lot. This burger joint has an interesting middle eastern vibe to it. They sell different kinds of burgers with flavorful toppings including falafel. The service was a bit bland here but the food was actually well done! I ordered the turkey burger and it included crinkled cut fries which I don'd see anymore in any burger joint. These fries were interesting and very unique. I also enjoyed the freshly grated cut lettuce in the burger. The turkey was very flavorful. I enjoyed how the buns on the burger was lightly toasted in a way where the burger was held tightly packed. \n\nThe place was spotless and the condiments were clean such as the ketchup and ranch bottle. \n\nI would come back here again for another burger!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cJCYCEfDL4n5TgU9y8RTWg", "date": "2011-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hxFzlMm4E3spBW37GElK9g", "text": "Hella good!  Luv the skinny crinkle cut fries.  Had the #1(mushroom & swiss burger) add bacon which came w/ fries and a drink.  It was really good, tho i agree with some other reviewers in that it's a little bread-y but overall a great burger.  \n\nGreat Value! My total w/ tax was just under $10 which i thought was well worth it for the quality of food I got, especially since i recently spent close to $8 for a crappy Burger King combo last week.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fD_4ABv4GQVSk8xZ4D97Jg", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IVcvHgmRWdllScF4xLDZxw", "text": "Solid Burgers with Niman Ranch meat means you're getting something delicious without completely trashing yourself on processed food.  It's a really good burger at a good price.  It's not hard to see why they're doing good business and expanding.\n\nService is quick and effective, though seating can be limited at busy times, or when weather is poor and outside seating is limited.\n\nI don't do the veggie stuff, but the meat is top notch.  This is my go-to place to get lunch when I'm on campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EwUovA7CCHNWLBUwAF0iJA", "date": "2011-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jcPR2qBBB59vIBrRa4DKFw", "text": "The only lamb I eat is in a Persian burger - anyone know the seasoning they use to cut out the gamey flavor? I see paprika flakes, but there's got to be more....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3x2hArsOKfAa31YXlURo0Q", "date": "2007-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jZX0HgpTqidTi4R9prrr3g", "text": "So so service, considerably long wait, okay food. The veggie burger is good, the homefries were okay but the bell peppers were not fresh and were overdone, and I found the mushroom burger sloppy and plain tasting. The ranch they have is delicious, especially with the regular fries. Prices, location, and seating are decent though. A good eatery for a vegetarian student.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4Ahj2i_21shod_fHPsBd2w", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KH7V8xtO1tbY0kBPFrnVpw", "text": "Meh. I ordered a Bacon Burger w/ onion rings. The rings were good. The bun was past its prime and dry, but I'm glad they grilled it. The meat was untasty -- yeah that's right, untasty. \n\nI'd go again to try this Persian (ground lamb) burger everyone else has raved about. Might add some hummus too. We shall see if I ever make it back, however, since my burger cravings come about once every six months or more.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6qhTfvM87KtsgNL9Ko7oEw", "date": "2011-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LFnSaVlif0-CBAIdq3kuqw", "text": "I tried their mushroom burger and California Omelet. The burger is quite good but the omelet is nothing special. Both items are very greasy. Their prices are not that cheap; for example, the Mushroom Burger combo costs $9.\n\nThe cashier is really unfriendly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o1B5QfEbVl2VzrQlz3rqBA", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lP58aNZOLNobhkQw081TbA", "text": "Before I happened across this place, I used to spend my lunches at Blondie's Pizza. Now, there's nothing wrong with you, Blondie's Pizza -- I ain't hatin', you know we're still cool -- but eating a slice of pizza every day can get old, fast. I needed something new. \n\nI was wary of Bongo Burger at first. I stumbled in and shyly ordered the first thing on their menu -- the number one. The mushroom burger. I sat at a window seat and waited. It was done. I grabbed it, took it back to my table, and -- and this part, I'll never forget -- the moment I smelled it, I knew. I knew it was the one. \n\nIndeed, my nose has never let me down before, and this time was no exception. Their mushroom burger was fantastic. Thus began a beautiful relationship. I texted Blondie's the breakup letter. We still see each other sometimes, when Bongo's line is too long, but it's just -- it's not the same. Blondie's is my silver medal, and I think it knows. Anyway, the mushroom burger -- it's truly grand. I used to get one every time I was in town, before I started eating healthier. Oh, who am I kidding -- I still get one all the time. I have no self control and it's just so delicious. ;_;\n\nIt's a tiny restaurant, though. When it gets busy, seating can be damn near impossible. I feel so bad for the nice people working, because it seems like they get overwhelmed by the sheer amount of business the place gets. \n\nIn all seriousness, the food and the people who cook it are what truly matters, and this place really hits the nail on the head. Great chefs, friendly cashiers, excellent food -- all around, this is a great place to eat. Kudos, Bongo. Keep on stylin'.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7e1ycWoz1of-DEzc7ZuX8w", "date": "2012-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m1mdPi0jG_HUHgA-vvBTYg", "text": "hands down BEST burger place I've been too.  This beats In-N-Out, Fentons, the small burger joints, Mel's diner, anything! I got the spicy chicken burger. omg, the bun, the dressing, the flavor.  I can't stop thinking about it after I had it! AMAZING", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wpznV0eIbA9-goBa1Z07CQ", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nTXyct7i5Nt2TNkrh6aDmA", "text": "I was craving a burger when I got out of class and decided to make my way to Bongo Burger since I have never been. I wasn't expecting it to be anything great but it was a damn good burger.\n\nI paid $8.37 total for a #6 meal which comes with a fat juicy turkey burger, crinkle-cut fries, and a small soda. The turkey burger was sooo juicy and flavorful! & surprisingly pretty big! They use a different kind of bun - more of a crusty roll than your regular smushy hamburger buns... they don't get as soggy and hold the burger together better.\n\nMy go-to burger joint!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FbcVOUZ0PtID9IAGXpWPMw", "date": "2011-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ogL3yr2TFwwoc4Y17X21hg", "text": "Bongo uses Niman Ranch beef, which matters to me. And their prices are cheap. And I have had Bongo Burger jags when I have eaten there at least once a week. But I might be done with them now. Yeah,they are cheap but I'd like a meatier burger. They will sell you a second patty for $2.75 and I am willing to pay $2.75 for the added amount of beef but I want a thicker patty, not two of their very skinny ones. I want a thick hunk of beef. If they just grill two of their skinny burgers, it's completely different than grilling one thick patty.\n\nI won't go to Burgermeister:  their prices are gouging, altho they use good beef, also use Niman Ranch. . .\n\nNow I go to Phil'sSliders. At Phil's, you get tiny two ounce FAT meat patties cooked medium rare for two bucks. If I pop four bucks, I get four ounces of beef, which is what you get in a standard Bongo Burger but the meat is pink in the middle, the patty is thick. .. you get the same amount of beef, the beef is arguably a higher quality than Niman Ranch. .. \n\nGood bye Bongo.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ibuyAmQFgjt1MuwYvFa9MA", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oKUJrNiLO6vY5x8xrl2Rrw", "text": "six words: persian burger and crinkle fries, YUM!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZdmDsQwQQlr8j2Z7Q5YCMg", "date": "2010-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OWHae0uJ2OLZfUnU3KfK7w", "text": "Best burger spot to eat around downtown Berkeley. A little expensive but worth it. Its pretty crowded from 1115 - 1230 on the weekdays so avoid that timeslot, service is REALLY slow.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oI-jga8eE75vXJ8gB15wgw", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oXKTrb6N0BZQlwzLtrg_Dg", "text": "The Short:\nHaving eaten at all 3 Bongo Burgers near the UC Berkeley campus (North, South, and West side), I have to say they do a good job keeping their flavors consistent. Come here if you have a burger craving and want to enjoy a nice sit-and-eat with a friend.\n\n If you're looking for a large and satisfying burger, Bongo can help get you satiated with their generously sized burgers. These are filled with chopped lettuce, tomato, and a large Niman Ranch patty smothered with something that resembles Thousand Island dressing. These burgers don't taste like your traditional American burger though-- the buns are slightly crispier and ketchup and mustard does not come standard (or least in non-noticeable amounts). Despite this, they still taste good, but not good enough to keep me coming back for more. The fries are very delicious-- cooked well and definitely crispy.\n\nMy mine gripes would be the prices of their additions (adding cheese costs $0.75) and the price of their other offerings like the Persian Burger. Their breakfast menu is nothing stellar-- offering the standard toast (not that well made), eggs (decent), and potatoes (meh).\n\nService is nothing out of the ordinary, and the decor of the restaurants are comfortable for sitting and chatting. \n\nRecommendations:\n- Cheeseburger Meal\n\nPros:\n- A nice twist on the American Burger (crispier bun, shredded lettuce, wide patty).\n- Beef is from Niman Ranch (I like higher grade beefs, they taste better in my opinion).\n- Fries are golden brown and crispy.\n\nCons:\n- Other food offerings are pricey.\n- Additions don't come cheap.\n- Average-at-best breakfast menu.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EBGLFxRqMS3Efz0srg9kHQ", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oy5KYAsTPJfk3tAeeH1mrA", "text": "had the black bean burger. it's a vegetarian burger patty served on two thick onion buns. decent taste and fill, but could use more spice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2010-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PeKiUAg1p7gBoSKuKKbEng", "text": "My boss told me to go here when I first came to Berkeley.  The first thing I had here was the Persian Burger.  It was a hoagie filled with tomato, shredded lettuce, and grilled lamb.  Oh so good!  I loved it so much the first time that every time since, I have gotten the Persian Burger.  One time I did try my boyfriends Mushroom Burger, and that was equally delightful.  The best thing about this place is that they don't make their patties too thick.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zp3tRNqyeL7-kGDJwMkgpQ", "date": "2008-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PH75OSFwPzevqn5xsTcl_Q", "text": "I got the half Persian burger when I read all the rave reviews for it.\n\nThe flavor was pretty good (I love lamb) but I felt a little jipped when I saw the lamb patty stick out and thought \"wow, they don't skimp on the meat.\" As I started eating, I noticed that they actually just pushed the patty outward and the inside portion of the bread didn't actually have lamb in it. \n\nI shall try their beef burgers next.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9pAJWhY0xtOuJWlkra9gIw", "date": "2010-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PXyyysMCxRcLE36gCRjsvw", "text": "Tiny burger joint. The food wasn't too bad, the fries were different and good. However the drinks were tiny and packed with ice. If you want a refill, they charge you. A little pricey for what you get, which is decent at best. The place is very tiny on a very busy street, so seating is limited. There are better options out there", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2012-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qaeZoszm5TxOZURao336Ig", "text": "I LOVE the Persian burger, with some of that ranch sauce...MMmmmm TASTE GOOOOOD!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "phYn4BVueiBeff6IuW8-oA", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qDNen1U0jn5pRGjyqVrHbQ", "text": "These burgers are really good, but I have one compliant... the fries taste almost HEALTHY, and I don't want that. I want big greasy fries that make your hands all slippery when you try to pick up your soda to wash down the salt that's just coated your mouth.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VYXOtlwVd5pQQeLGCPhXOw", "date": "2011-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QhKWBYYRQjwrMuqV4_HDLQ", "text": "I like this Bongo Burger better than the one on Dwight because it feels so much cleaner which is kinda a big deal for me.\n\nOn that note, the service is much friendlier here but the burgers are pretty much the same! Personally, it takes 1.5 burgers to fill me up at Bongo so I like to get 2 and save half for a late night snack!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2012-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QvNCx3pF4AMlob2E_T4b9w", "text": "Got a recommendation to get the Persian Burger and it was great.  Made with lamb meat and is huge with plenty of lettuce and spices.  My daughter got the Bongo salad which is only $3.50 but could have been a whole meal.  It was a very Middle Eastern creation and tasty.\n\nGreat food, large portions and cheap pricing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bC55hIBucOPUvB2OESqthQ", "date": "2012-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rcvEm0TmrK1YkqRhifhWkg", "text": "Honestly, this place is exactly the same as the Bongo on Northside and on Southside. Except for the outdoor seating. The outdoor seating makes the greatest difference.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rT7H0GfGiyvVZJdkUw7HfA", "text": "Great spin on hamburgers! I love their Persian Burger. It's in a long roll with a thin pattie of lamb. It's flavorful, moist, and delicious! Their fries are excellent, as well as their mushroom burger. Everything is great here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sa-OlQm1JF6q6KEgVJFy6Q", "text": "I had the All-American burger. The buns were well-toasted and  the beef patty had good beef flavor. I'm not sure what to make of the fries, since they came in a sort of jagged shape that suggests they may not be freshly made. But on this, I couldn't tell. I thought my meal was kind of expensive, and I would like them to make thicker hamburger patties.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mBgtkwwpwHUlQRQ2IVqrIQ", "date": "2009-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TTmwbv2zTaQSvFhYmmgOyQ", "text": "Well, they have a Persian Burger which is simply the best. It is so good I rarely ever order anything else. And if you are Persian: They also have Doogh, but you have to ask for it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hXl4Zcb9bIz9xNAEHQ19Xg", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tv7PPsG5PjKVjnpSyG2PfQ", "text": "I have gone to this place for burgers for more than two decades, and I have not been disappointed once. The hamburger is juicy and perfectly charbroiled, the fries are crisp, the tabouleh salad well spiced. I lalso like the so-called Persian Burger, which is done with lamb, though at times I find it dries out. At under ten dollars, an excellent value!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3-1uaJ78_hTSs-Vo90S8bQ", "date": "2008-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VjRD3iCwPEsvTIiG9C6YMw", "text": "I don't understand why this only has 3.5 stars. I really love this place. I never really understood what the Persian Burger was, so curious about all the reviews on it, I tried it out myself. It is sooo good and HUGE. When you get it, looks like a sub, but when you unravel it, you realize its fattyness. mmMmm. I also liked the fries. While they look like regular crinkle fries, something about them makes them taste almost like they were dipped in corn dog batter (completely reminds me of something you would get from a fair). Great location too! Steps away from campus, the BART, and Shattuck shops... I really don't understand where it COULD go wrong!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nTCF1VcR2tFoKWlFW4KRgA", "date": "2009-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wgFIIvGka0BxXMIkTjmjlQ", "text": "Coming from a very good burger city (Seattle), it was a good, hearty burger. Liked the sauce and toppings, but wasn't mind-blowing. Definitely above-average, and good for a quick eat. Also, centrally located to downtown Berkeley on University Ave (the location I visited).  \n\nBiggest disappointment were the fries. They tasted like they were the frozen crinkled kind you get at Safeway.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "e3etHIVduFlEvCaChGsHPw", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ym_-vGeAuKq7UX05Pyqc-g", "text": "For hearing so much about the Persian burger, I was expecting it to be something really exotic (like a GardenBurger!), but it's just lamb.\n\nI don't know how I feel about eating baby animals, though adult animals I'm fine with, so I opted for the turkey burger deal (about $7 with a drink and fries) and it was rather scrumptious (though it could have been baby turkey for all I know). It left me satisfied without feeling too heavy, and another plus, easy to bite into, which is good for someone with no teeth (or something like that). \n\nStop in if you want a filling, reasonably-priced meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vg3m7GWopneB_0oW9i5aOA", "date": "2007-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YR_nyPvCgMgLlQYFU3tX9g", "text": "The neighborhood standard for a nice fat juicy burger! The prices have gone up but the quality has stayed constant. Near campus and easy to get to. At times the service seems indifferent, but all in all great experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2Z0I9POv2N5p1_vOnCN9lw", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YUO3GfpytNsjg1iW0L0Q4w", "text": "Big, generous, juicy, and packed with burger flavor.  This is an unpretentious place that makes an excellent burger.  Also lots of less traditional burgers to try. If you are walking along Center St. during lunchtime....YUM.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "d9xijIQCllY9b_3PpcC03Q", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZME30D8aU4aGd8OUU7-RJA", "text": "Bongo Burger is a great place to dine. All three branches are awesome, but I go to the one on Center the most. They're all basically the same thing. The food is fantastic, especially the Persian burger. And fries. And onion rings. And everything. Tip: the half-sized Persian burger costs significantly less, but it's almost as big as the full-size so if you want to save some money, I recommend doing that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cKcRANHEHxSkZD1Q55zMYA", "date": "2010-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zVoizoBVFIB9M_5H_WlNHw", "text": "Short and sweet review.\n\nTo be honest, I only really get the falafel 1/2 sandwich and fries here. Both are excellent and imho the fries are the best of their type.\n\nTh eating environment is fast-food'ish but the food is a cut above. Very reliable and consistent.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M_uBExmQ6qYr3gcPO9eenA", "date": "2009-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1FKNl4gvwo33sX7cpE2LUg", "text": "Had lunch here today. Good size burger that tasted good, and fries that tasted even better. Combo meal for about $8 with a drink, so not too bad. \n\nI probably could have given them a 4 if they had my favorite burger - Hawaiian (pineapple with teriyaki sauce....YUM). Other than that they did have a good selection of meats to have instead of beef.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_WL08-344n6xqOX4dXrtRQ", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kWKoq_BOKNt1vwn3VKivhQ", "text": "On the the way from BART to the Game.  Check.\nServes Niman Ranch Beef.  Check.\nCheap.  Check.\n\nSo, I confess that I got the Falafel sandwich and it was tasty.  The falafel (is the plural of \"falafel\" just \"falafel\"?) were hot, crispy and moist inside.  I don't think that these things had been sitting around in a pool of oil for a long time.  The lettuce is just iceberg (not my thing) but the freshly fried greaseless falafel made up for the average fixings.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BBTFyjdgWSEdzhQFEQx65g", "date": "2008-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qMTYFFyEWDloQglOa31LhA", "text": "I love Bongo Burger! Almost every time I come here, I get the mushroom burger. The meat is nice and juicy and the mushrooms are smothered in sauce. It hits the spot every time.\n\nOne time, I had their falafel and it was not as good as their burgers. I would recommend that if anyone orders falafel, they should order the half falafel rather than the full falafel because the full one is too big for one serving. Also, most of the pita is filled with lettuce and tomatoes rather than falafel. Oh well, I guess there's a reason this place is called Bongo Burger and not Bongo Falafel.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cEUpz4zStfvm0Gfm9tnZbA", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YfPJqAb_5DBsdNz4Ev0A6A", "text": "Good burgers! + tasty crispy onion rings - nasty employee attitude (and this is not just once, this happens everytime I come here) = 2 Stars.  The only way I'll eat a Bongo burger is if I get a friend to get it for me, so I won't be offended by their horrible customer service. Lol!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4U-ebVXOz369oQF7Z7V55w", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "02Q-jnT9zsCM6wsENnMaSg", "text": "Bongo Burger served me literally the worst bacon I've ever ate in my entire life. It was unpalatable. If I weren't in a rush, I would've gone back and complained. Bacon is an easy meat to cook. For $6.04, I expected better -- I literally could've got superior bacon from McDonald's.\n\nI was originally going to give a four-star review, but the star of my bacon cheeseburger -- the bacon -- was the stringiest, toughest, most gristly mess I've ever eaten. It felt like chewing on a knot of floss and boogers. Absolutely terrible. And no flavor, either.\n\nThe burger patties themselves are of respectable quality (Niman Ranch, which to my mind sold out a long time ago) and the other ingredients were also adequate, if not delectable. I do appreciate the toasted sesame bun that comes with each burger. Service was friendly and the venue, while spartan, does have nice, large tables that are good for groups and working lunches.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "L-x6d4sOF7YlChfgNJGAkA", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2czDW84q3ukpYEGkJ1YIHA", "text": "I usually get breakfast from here.  In their morning specials, you can get scrambled eggs, potatoes and toast for $3-$5.  I usually call and place the order and pick up after 10 minutes.  The food is cooked right in front, and it's worth paying the price.  The customer service staff is very unfriendly and gladly I wasn't the only one that noticed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_89MkO9J6IvtOabiIAwggw", "date": "2012-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A5e12uaSgi29Mjg7ftQrnQ", "text": "I went to Bongo Burger this weekend specifically for the falafel sandwich, and I wasn't disappointed.  As suggested by my friend who has been here many times, i got the half falafel with hummus and american cheese.\n\nEven though I had been warned not to get the full falafel I had my moment of doubt as to whether a half order would do it for me.  A half order comes with two falafel patties in a pita and stuffed with veggies and sauce, the full order is four falafel patties.  I thought for sure the patties would be tiny and not filling.  I was wrong.  The half order was plenty enough and the falafel patties really do stick to your ribs for the rest of the day.\n\nI also got some onion rings with my order and those were pretty damn tasty.  They are very similar to Carl's Jr. onion rings, for a point of reference.  Their fries are crinkle cut but on the small side.  They aren't like the big fat crinkle cut fries that you had back in the high school cafeteria.  They were tasty though.\n\nI'm definitely going to take the BART ride up to Berkeley more often, and maybe even try to make a lunch run from the FiDi to have the falafel again.  I want to also make an effort to try their other items.\n\nOverall the little place was nice, conveniently located just a short walk from the Downtown Berkeley BART station, and the price is very resonable ($3.25 for a half order, $3.95 for a full order).  With more visits and a better idea of what everything else tastes like I may add a star.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0gEDwhSUIWIBz23MbLYMig", "date": "2006-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VpR4uS4XGnc09J0QUNDEMw", "text": "Saw this place while walking around the city, and decided to try it out with a couple friends. All three of us ordered the bacon cheeseburger meal, which came with krinkle cut fries, and a small drink. The burger itself was great, the meat was really juicy. The one thing about it that I didn't like was the fact that they used bits of bacon rather than strips of bacon; however one of my friends really liked that, so to each his own I guess. The fries were wonderfully cooked; they were crispy on the outside, but were still soft on the inside. I also really liked the fact that they had ranch squeeze bottles set out along with the usual ketchup bottles. The drink was just a drink, but I was upset by the fact that they filled it to the brim with ice, so that there was barely any soda in it (I don't really like soda so it wasn't THAT big a deal to me, but it might suck for others). On top of the fact that you dont get soda, they don't provide refills, but again it didn't bother me that much. I say it's definitely worth going to.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nNJ34NJhE7n2sFxqK9zDSQ", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WyY61k97c56ehxcSyRVPpQ", "text": "Bongo Burger=Good Burger. I've only had burgers here twice but both times they were excellent. The first time was in between finals so it definitely helped me maintain my mental sanity. The second time was for late lunch. I've tried the All-American Burger, Mushroom Burger, and fries. All were great! I liked the Mushroom Burger over the All-American (too plain for me). Also, I've tried a bite of the turkey burger and it had a really awesome taste! And usually, I don't like turkey-Thanksgiving or not! The sauce on the burger makes it worthwhile. Not expensive either. Around $5 for a burger. Also, the toasted sesame bun...mmmm mmm! I like how they have a decent selection of \"regular\" burgers and then different ones too-like the black bean burger! Next time, I'm going to have to try the Persian burger!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SAm4XpHGqodTvIqYZk_YLg", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hZuRyS8IXXuEQkUCas9O1Q", "text": "Randomly chose to try this place for dinner while walking through Berkeley... not great, but not bad either.  It definitely has some sort of Persian influence ... not sure how the name \"Bongo Burger\" fits in anywhere...\n\nAnyway, on to the food.  The menu seemed appetizing.  The food was mediocre.  Better than dining commons, but not by much.  The burger was pretty dry and overcooked, but greasy at the same time.  The french fries look like they came from the grocery store's frozen-food section.  But in spite of it all, as I polished off my meal, I found myself liking it more, and it really didn't taste that bad.  Just enough to get three stars.\n\nIt's a pretty small place, maybe half a dozen small tables.  and because it's downtown Berkeley, there's no parking.  But it's close to the Bart station!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QKhJkTpDuwnR6TozGT1eqg", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ndgrbNXNdwi7n5g9NXrD4A", "text": "Their burgers and fries leave a lot to be desired, even if it is \"student prices\". I prefer Jack in the Crack.\nThough their breakfast is perfect, if you want a good high cholesterol, carbohydrate and protein fix to start your day. Thats pretty my only reason to go there. Not to many places on that block serves up breakfast.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h02t1zNqvg7uUC39WxzN2g", "date": "2006-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6XUWABxZPk0bSOv3HA99yA", "text": "4 stars for the turkey burgers\n1 star for customer service\n\n*Nothing else needs to be said*", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_o8rK6C2VsTSVJASxtAABg", "date": "2012-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sf6BbU_k-2CAXAMGkpWNnQ", "text": "Everyone in Berkeley has had a delicious experience at Bongo Burger, and this reviewer is no exception!  Here are some highlights of the place:\n\nAwesome:\n1. Persian Burger - so good.  I'm not a fan of lamb, but their Persian burger does not taste strange at all.  The bread is extremely fresh and crispy, and the veggies are all crisp and delicious.  Try it, at least once!\n2. Fries - they know how to make fries the right way.  The fries are crinkle cut and are way better than any Ore-Ida fries (although I like those too).  These will disappear into your tummy in no time.\n\nGood:\n1. Cheeseburger - Niman Ranch beef = good.  The buns are just perfect and everything just tastes great together.  They're made-to-order, so paying a dollar or two more than McD's is totally worth it.\n2. Mushroom Burger - not bad.  This is a pretty standard mushroom burger, which also means that it needs more mushrooms!  It's a good, safe pick, but won't blow you away.  (head over to Rocky's for some delish mushroom burgers!)\n\nEvery time we come here, they are super friendly and super quick.  The location at Center St. closes early (8pm I think?), so you've gotta eat earlier to catch a meal.  Parking's kind of sucky at night, so take-out is always an option and it tastes just as good at home!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mn9dktmlA8XhzoFiZdWpMQ", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0JEd5C4XLg_YaIHzBs6mhw", "text": "Doesn't taste like anything special to me... I guess its better than fast food... but just barely.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LgdmczjO47SjwwTrAjqJcw", "date": "2006-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Avh_JizqtLB-LeX-cFTbeg", "text": "We were in Berkley after driving down the coast from Bodega Bay and desperately wanted beef. My friend and I stumbled into this places and ordered some burgers. Both of ours were good and the fries were crispy and yummy. Good? Yes. Sublime? No. Value? Yes. I'd god back if I was on that side of campus again. 2 stars with leanings towards 2.5 if it were an option.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CIDu_UHC4iw0IXwTP8rlVQ", "date": "2008-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "C7jk67fszsB8MV6rk8iygA", "text": "I guess the Persian burger is the one OK thing I've tried here, but it's kind of flavorless and really not that good. Which makes this place kind of like that \"hole-in-the-wall with great food\" minus the great food.\n\nI can understand hitting up Bongo Burger on Dwight or Euclid if you're an undergrad who doesn't know any better or doesn't venture west of Oxford St. But here, you're just steps away from real food, for crying out loud!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iGwrbMOY5YS9sV9vSjUIZA", "date": "2009-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "d7AfVjSAXgCdayzP4dwjeQ", "text": "Not was I was expecting.  \n\nWhen I was in high school and I was part of that annoying dance/theater crowd that had rehearsals until late in to the night (8pm), we would sometimes come here during a break or right before.  The half falaffels were huge and enough for the whole night, the fries were mealy and delicious and the burgers looked juicy (I never got one).  It was ridiculously cheap too.  \n\nWell, the prices have gone up and the quality has gone down.  The only thing that looked worth it in the place was the hot dog that was $0.25 more than top dog but twice as big.  The persian burgers looked thin and limp.  The regular burger that I saw some guy eating looked good.  It was the size of a large grapefruit.  He enjoyed it with relish but alas I was too shy to go over and ask for a bite.  \n\nI almost got the fries except when I looked over at that same guy's tray, his fries looked skinnier than they used to.  I think crinkle cut fries shouldn't be too skinny because the extra surface area already makes them crisper.  I was never a big fan of the over fried crunchy fry so I decided not to get them.  \n\nThe sandwich was not so good.  It was bland.  And it had too much mayo.  There was ample lettuce and tomato so they get an extra star fro that.  But the absence of anything else, the filling I ordered, was disappointing.  Ok, it wasn't absent, just very very little of it.  Nothing to sink my teeth in to except the salad.  \n\nIt made me want to go home an have a salad sandwich like Rob would make me except his also has slices of cucumber, pepper, and a little salt.  Yummy.  \n\nThis sandwich filled me up so I'm glad I didn't buy the french fries.  So now I feel unjustly full but disappointed at the same time.  Why is that?  How can that be?  I feel like I wasted valuable real estate in my stomach for something that was not worthy of being digested.  \n\nMaybe I'll get the hot dog next time.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vn8nPLA7J_GkHEiW5vEmbA", "date": "2008-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "e440H9z9EWHpeE2q163eYQ", "text": "got this a couple times. i thought their burgers were dry! both locations!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "swTFPgccSeChrR1Owvj49Q", "text": "4.11.2009\n\nFor the past week, I've already eaten Thai twice and Persian once, so I wanted something different and my colleagues said this was good, which was why I phoned in my order for pick up. They said it'll take about five minutes, but I was expecting them to take longer because it was lunch hour, but they really meant five minutes because when I picked it up in 15, my food was luke warm. \n\nWhen I arrived to the somewhat empty place, the lady at the counter had her eyes closed and I had to say excuse me twice before I got her attention, and a group of male workers were playing with their electronic devices toward the back. It was a Saturday, so UCB students weren't around, which was why so many restaurants close during the weekends. \n\nI saw a bigger than average commercial worthy assembled All-American Burger which I appreciated because some places (such as the fast food chains) don't and when you try to pick it up things slide and drop. I peeked under the bun to see what was in there: a lot of lettuce, a little bit of tomato, very little grilled onion, which I finally found underneath the bed of lettuce. I wished they gave more onions and ketchup. \n\nThis didn't compare to Rico's. The burger lacked flavor because it was diluted by the very generous portion of lettuce that wilted by the time I ate so no crunch, but I could still mildly taste the ripeness of the tomato and ketchup with a hint of beef from the very thin, dry beef patty.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hOeJFQl-iY5Pey54LpDdVA", "date": "2010-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "V9M_2n5XD8RYVDcMnt4aVQ", "text": "Wow... I was really disappointed. I have been hearing how good Bongo Burger is for YEARS, in particular (what is now called...) the Persian burger. So I finally made it down to the Center Street shop, hungry and ready to be wowed, but left feeling letdown. So when we went in, the place was empty, but it seemed as though a million and a half people followed us in. I thought that was a good sign as I waited for my food. My first impression of the meal was that the burger was super long. It looked good! I started off by munching on some fries. They were neither good nor bad. They were just fries. Sorta crispy. VERY salty. But whatever, right? Rarely do you go to a burger joint JUST for the fries. So I took a bite of the burger... the anticipated moment and... blaaaaaaah. My burger (overall) was dry, as if there was no sauce/mayo/mustard... nothing. And because the meat is thin (not that I am complaining about the meat), it just wasn't enough to add any kind of moisture to the burger as a whole. AND... I can only assume they toasted their rolls with a nuclear toaster of some sort because that puppy was TOASTED. So much to the point that it hurt the roof of my mouth. :( To end on a good note however, I did think that the meat on the burger (Persian) was VERY tasty! Just wish the rest of the burger was as good as it was!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZOY3wZx-nDaVWJBP6h4ntQ", "date": "2009-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8QLdQ7Zupx0pcHxQTkkatw", "text": "Very similar to the Euclid location but cleaner and friendlier. Black bean veggie burger is where its at. Crispy french fries are also amazing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CfV_axQI2rK0eHB9FfG_GQ", "date": "2009-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a0cyZhMVbi_xHscRVbVt9g", "text": "Tried the black bean burger and though I'm not a vegeterian by any stretch of the imagination, it was different and fun. I liked it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DAZQDQVu9nM4yPf6ogONmw", "text": "This place does everything on their menu right.\n\nThe turkey burger has a healthy feel while still being satisfying.\n\nThe bacon cheeseburger is a calorie splurge no doubt, but ohhh is it worth it (don't eat this every day though)\n\nThe falafel is okay, nothing spectacular unfortunately, but considering the strength of their other offerings I don't fault them too much because some times you just want a filling meal without killing bambi or her friends, that is when the full falafel comes in.  \n\nThe breakfast special used to be the deal of the century but since has crept up in price.  Still though two eggs toast and some tasty potatoes for around $4 is not too shabby at all.\n\nFinally the Persian burger, quite delish, with nice peppery grilled flavor with just enough lather of mayo on a french roll.  Wonderful!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2007-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fpoRq_tTnNj1dgZtOn7KIA", "text": "Expect not to be greeted or acknowledged by the depressed/crabby cashier, a middle aged woman. \nBad service aside, this place is pretty good. I've had just hummus, and the Eggplant plate. Sadly, the 2 slices of eggplant in this were tiny and overwhelmed by grease and cheese. The rest of the plate, however, was wonderfully refreshing. Tabouleh with crispy shredded lettuce, lots of hummus, and  pita bread, which I wished they had toasted.\nI would go back and order something else, without eggplant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j4tgL3R1kkbkvsVvzF8D4g", "text": "Plenty of places make burgers but this is easily one of the best burgers in Berkeley. The cheeseburger is a delight: a generous, flame broiled beef patty topped with cheese on a crispy, toasted sesame seed bun with slathered with just enough condiments, piled with the right amount of fresh veggies. Simple yet awesome stuff. Their fries are crinkle cut fries, lightly salted, perfectly crisp on the outside and mealy on the inside. \n\nGo here for your Berkeley burger fix. You won't be sorry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Inx2CahlUen7KVUOQ2MhHg", "date": "2007-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YFGLD9cFCWmSjATMLVpD7A", "text": "I don't eat burgers often but I had a severe craving for one the other day. Bongo Burger popped up, was walking distance from home, seemed like a solid lil spot.\n\nStopped in for a lil lunch date with my hubby and we ordered up two American Burgers with cheese and one order of fries. The burger was legit, flavorful, well done. Fries were also good, they were the crinkle kind. The bun on the burger was a bit burned, but other than that, the place was good. The menu seems good and has some vegetarian options as well. Staff seemed nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WSaXBx-Zei0Nq-9_8U6juQ", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yX6uC-kaDeVSbJ5Ni8_QpA", "text": "Burgers are average and fries are okay. If you must have a burger on your way to class from the Bart station, give this place a try....You prolly won't come here THAT often", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lvpoIK692eulbmYrYnqvZA", "text": "My first review is  for one of my favorite restaurants ever.  I have been coming here since the early 90's.  At first I was just a teenager looking for some fries, but now my standard order is a persian burger with fries, and either coke or coffee. (and yes, the coffee sucks, but caffeine is caffeiene, lol.) I'm Greek, so even though not exactly Persian, I do like my lamb very much, and I know the right and wrong way to cook it, and Bongo Burger consistently gets it right.  It isn't \"cheap\" but if you get the whole Persian Burger you'll have another amazing meal the next day or whenever.  My first love there, the fries, are still quite tasty  I got them with ranch even before they had it in a squeeze bottle, so  maybe the trend came from me?:)  Since I'm a salt fiend I  don't mind the saltiness of the fries, but i do taste them now to make sure they don't need more salt.:)  I have had their beef burger once, and it was ok, but the lamb is where it is at for me.\n\nOne note, I never come here if I'm in a hurry.  Everything seems to be freshly made which is good, but that also means it may take a minute for it to come out.  I allow myself 45 minutes to a hour for lunch here.  I also use a wheelchair, and can't  bring my own food to the table . (unless I want to wear it, lol.) and they have been very helpful, and I think know my likes enough to know what condiments I like with my lamby goodness.   The resturant isn't spacious but I can fit fine in my wheelchir without blocking anyone. (once I order.)   I might  think twice about coming with another wheelchair user is it may get cramped, but have never tried.   If I lived in Berkeley, I  would come here even more often!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TTKHkoRv60NW7j5g6UchGA", "date": "2009-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yhQhuGVHSQs7G7BBjf5DCw", "text": "So, Bongo Burger is really named after me...JLo ain't got nothin' on me...but that's another story.  And not one I will tell here.  \n\nAh...I digress, yet again.  Sorry, back to the review.  \n\nThis place is crowded at regular lunch times, but if you go just a little earlier you can beat the crowd.  Located on Center about 1/2 a block from Cal, you will find this place to reflect the college culture it is surrounded by.  \n\nGood and reasonably priced for a burger joint.  I usually get the Turkey burger lunch deal (burger, fries and soda) for $6.  Occasionally the turkey burgers can be a little dry.  The black bean burger I have been told is excellent, coming from some vegan/vegetarian friends.  The beef burgers are tasty as well.  Fries are yummy.  Onion rings doubly so.  \n\nI will miss you Bongo Burger...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AF_RVuv8KOlgpJgcQO3cqA", "date": "2007-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YLWUxWtNj7hKDVs1je7mHg", "text": "1.  They don't wash their trays.  Take from that what you will.  \n\n2.  Their half-falafel sandwich is about as messy as a burrito without the bottom folded in.  The bread always breaks and the fillings fall all over the place.  That being said, it's very delicious and probably the best falafel I've ever had.  \n\n3.  They serve that High-C pink lemonade that I like.  \n\nIf I'm in the area, I usually come here when I get sick of Saturn Cafe.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ANYxYBKStbRgOu8JoRtcMQ", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "T0c6iBx0yHMvGuqgiA43Ig", "text": "I usually get the mushroom burger or just their normal burger (I think they call it an American burger...?). The burgers are pretty good. The way they make their buns is actually pretty good. It's sorta toasty but soft. The fries are also pretty good. I think the only thing it has going for it is that it's close to campus...because, honestly, I'd take In-N-Out Burgers over this any day of the week.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2sKvON3YU5o59Z_N1vzsJw", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "l8eHOnNT6NSbQPH4PncinQ", "text": "The 1-star rating pertains to their breakfast food.  I tried their 'two-eggs-and-two sausages' breakfast meal that came with 2 slices of toast and some potatoes.  The eggs were nothing out of the ordinary, and same with the sausages.  The toast was average, and they only gave me enough jam to use on one slice.  Now, their potatoes... let me just say they are the worst potatoes I've had in a long time; they were SOGGY.  I would think they are supposed to be fried in a skillet, as most potatoes are at breakfast places, but these were just hot and soggy, like they came straight out of a pot of water.  I'm never going there again for breakfast.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KYYFXHOeQUeo3qwBpUoZdw", "date": "2009-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "61V35jyD8o1Gv1TVXaoEjg", "text": "Was up here on business and met customer for lunch. Way better than average fast food.  Fresh squeezed OJ and carrot juice, make a nice choice.  I had a great Persian Burger and my buddy had a MED. plate, very good.  I'll definitely eat here again, next time at CAL on business....\nStill just fast food and a fast food atmosphere...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iM_y_vj9UzGXYUK3qXrk-g", "date": "2006-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Kw2qX778Ex02Av13ViYQrA", "text": "Passing by the door and have heard from locals (I'm not from CA) that this is a great local place to grab a burger. I finally broke down and went there for a burger and some fries. The Burger was real hamburger meat and cooked right there in front of you. I recommend getting one with everything on it, makes it taste incredible. It is a good burger when it is \"dripping\" down your hand! The fries were the crinkle kind with the right amount of salt, I'm English so I added vinegar and let me just tell you I was in heaven! I would go back and try the different things they have on their menu. The service was average, however if it was a sunny day and lunch hour I can image it being busy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sFHdcSccwmvnaXhPEN0gXA", "date": "2008-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "a4B4DgZLCnfEcyqgq3sCzA", "text": "Five stars for Bongo Burger...\nI love this place...\nI love the tahini, falafel, tabouleh,Dolma, salad, \nthe fried things (fries, onion rings are very crispy and super good)\nthe black bean burger (even though I love the other things more and rarely get this- it IS really really good)\nI still like this place, and have not outgrown it even after all of these years.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3EXwtlZ1hjX6V4tv_uxUnA", "date": "2007-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-FPiVbjA9_xAP-1V7c6iuw", "text": "I've been lunching on Center Street, off and on, for almost six years now.  I've tried most of the non-chain places between Shattuck and Oxford, and even some of the chains.  I've fallen in love with establishments that closed, and then I fell in love (or infatuation) with their replacements, only to be disappointed when they predictably closed.\n\nTop Dog and Bongo Burger were the only real holdouts, and I don't have an excuse for that.  OK, for Top Dog maybe I did (who wants to order a Wienie anyway?), but I bit that bullet before the new year, so what kept me from Bongo Burger all this time?\n\nPure stupidity.\n\nYes, they have burgers, but they also have a very decent black-bean burger, and they have crinkle-cut fries.  But what I liked most about my meal was the bun.  I'm not usually one to comment on buns except to criticize them for being too small for the burger, but this one was ample enough and delicious to boot.\n\nI'm coming back to try the falafel.  Boo for only having Coke products in the fountain, but yea for some really sweet service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2011-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "W8DAdxvgK0uQtnc4pnAMcg", "text": "Inna & I had lunch here today, pretty tasty.  I had the no. 3 w/o onions.  Decent burger on a nicely toasted sesame seed bun.  Fries were good.  Very crowded, but we were able to get a table before our order was up.  Thanks, Inna!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "grzEglN1kcoXPzv0KDOpMQ", "date": "2008-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ydH68q3rYaBeGkyf_2ihvg", "text": "Good burgers with the steam grill taste. Crinkle cut fries just like you used to get at school cafeterias. And a surprisingly tasty mediterranean plate. And all pretty cheap. \n\nNow if they only had the original chalupas/taco boat or tater tots, this could be like my elementary school cafeteria and I'd give them five stars!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qU3E7ENm8VsMc_IZCpTCZA", "date": "2008-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "_ikI4faNvKqf5KVCzRoRoQ", "text": "There are times when being Iranian can be a bit embarrassing; '79 Hostage Crisis, Salman Rushdie Fatwa, The Anti-Holocaust Convention; The Black Cats. And then there are times when being Iranian fills me with pride, and one of those times is when I'm sippin' down a doogh at Bongo Burger. \n\nSia introduced me to this place during his brief stint living somewhere other than our parents' house in Fresno. Then I started school and Bongo Burger became a second home. Delicious burgers, delicious fries. Their doogh isn't on the menu, guys. You gotta be in the know. \n\nWhen I graduated from college all my family came up to watch me walk. Afterwards my Dad rounded us all up and walked us over to Bongo Burger. You shoulda seen us; a bunch of browner than white, lighter than Arab, clucking Iranians pouring into the Iranian burger joint to celebrate the completion of my American education. I'll go ahead and throw that experience up on the \"Proud to be Iranian\" side of my ethnic-experience tally board.\n\nMaybe somebody should get Ahmadinejad a Bongo Burger doogh. Maybe that's all the guy needs to chill the fuck out a little bit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7LxY5qFm8xYAq91LoSmq-Q", "date": "2007-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "C8VraAh3yDXe4eBugtUxWA", "text": "This was/is one of my favorite Berkeley lunch spots.  Relatively cheap, healthy (black bean/turkey burgers, hummus and pita), and easy, plus everyone that works there is super nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5vXqog3DHrRXADKUg78B2w", "date": "2006-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 8, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "X5yIZCNvuAPgoV-NpSTztQ", "text": "bongo has falafel too. went for the 1/3 lb.  niman ranch burger (4.25)\n-medium rare, a little red, very tender meat\n-lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard. \n-added a cup of tahnini(?)  sauce available on the counter.\nbest $5 spent on a burger!\n5 stars!\n\ncrumbs:\n-cooked to order, 10 minutes.\n-cheese not needed. saved .75 cents...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "z5JFCyv78-uhQSaQoQ5vIg", "text": "I would give this place 10 stars if I could. I don't even eat meat (ESPECIALLY not lamb), and I can easily kill a persian burger here. \n\nstop reading this, and run to the nearest branch and get yourself a mind-blowingly delicious persian burger (don't waste your time on a regular burger either).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6JeTO9iBoblsgaH47biypA", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "-J0ihl3oVV57gEx0WMWg0A", "text": "Tried the Bongo for the first time today.  The standard cheeseburger is great. It comes on a Sesame seed bun with Niman ranch meat. Yum\n\nThe fries are standard frozen fare, nothing special. \nWhat really sucks is soda refills are 65 cents. Please! It only costs you 5 cents.\nIf I go back soon I will only get the hamburger! Enough said!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "diDXW06J_Llz_Q8gY2bfZw", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "2eheamcsUb_SnaEnf78r3Q", "text": "Meh...I found this place to be just average.  My food was good enough to eat and cheap, but there wasn't anything overly special about it.  I ordered the falafel plate and all I was thinking was that when I get the one at Trader Joe's I get hummus.  Yeah...it really wasn't better than that.\n\nAll that being said, if I have somebody cool to hang out with, I'd go there again...but not if they ever raise the prices.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dUjWYjb8F-bWeKsS_lMfBg", "date": "2007-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8PE1KtG_ZMxcgqCseHhmLA", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "3qit7EhSvcknAqVXcs2Ygw", "text": "Matt was in the East Bay for a work-related project. He went to one of many popular hangouts lunch spots for UC Berkeley students. Some of the restaurants are attention- getters for strangers, but a jewel to city-locals and college students, depending where they dine. \n\nMatt went to one of the city's institution for lunch, which is Bongo Burgers. The busy burger joint is small with a few tables and located not too far from the campus and the adjoining strip of the city of Berkeley.\n\nThe Mushroom-Swiss burger meal (#1) is what Matt had for lunch. The $7.50 combo meal had the custom-made burger with melted Swiss-cheese and Grilled Mushrooms compressed in a puffy hamburger bun. Matt has been on a burger-binge lately. The burger wasn't too oily, leaving no drippings and a mess on his uniform or his tray, but the patty was thinner than other recent places Matt has been to back home. Nevertheless, it's \"just\" a good burger, but not worthy of a 5-star.\n\nThe meal also comes with a small tray of thinly-cut and crispy French fries and a 16oz fountain soda. (Diet-Coke).\n\nThere are 3 locations for this city's burger place. And to avoid the rowdiness of the crowd in the weekends, this location closes at 8pm every-night. This place also accepts credit-cards and of course cash, in which Matt paid with. Are you surprised?\n\nMatt was enjoying his meal while looking at the students and future Nobel Peace-Prize candidates walking up and down on one of the Berkeley's busy streets.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HYQoxBC1y1DGPq6pGP09Tw", "date": "2007-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0bPa8IkWqS2Xv3pTDJ4Mog", "text": "I thought this place was pretty good. I mean for $4-5 you can get a perfectly sized serving of Chinese food. The food isn't even that bad. I'm a college student with no job, so I was happy to eat here. \n\nDefinitely take advantage of their lunch and dinner specials.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AUF3-APCh1q_QD8AaMHRhw", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0xsTK2p6cTwOAl8Ji0qKKw", "text": "This is going to be a horrible, short review but I'm dead tired from a long night of a meeting. SHK deserves higher but the service is not astounding. I like that there is happy hour but the selection can be better. Drinks are average. \n\nThe wait for the food is absolutely horrendous. Today, the drinks came way after the food. Sometimes the food wait is as bad as 30-45 minutes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2010-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1MLkHEeZTO8Sfz3owEt3hA", "text": "Great happy hour specials for food - 3-5 dollars for all that greasy Cantonese food goodness that I've missed from LA. The space is large and informal, so if I were still an undergrad at Cal, I would have totally used this place to meet up with friends or munch on something while frantically catching up on reading. Wait, did I actually do any reading as an undergrad? I suppose that's irrelevant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f6EsVreGLZ_z3Ejb_ISXuA", "date": "2008-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3sadRVq81-1vlTFb4MxJZg", "text": "I've only eaten here once myself freshman year, and I wouldn't bother to write a review for this place had it not been several unfavorable interactions in the past few days. Yesterday, my friend got lunch to go, and the cashier lady promptly pulled out a plate of old food sitting on the counter to heat up and serve to him. Apparently, someone earlier in the day got a wrong order. To screw something up, then give another customer the leftovers is doubly bad. They gave him a free milk tea to make up for it, I guess. Secondly, today a bunch of my friends came to eat after our final, and I joined with a sandwich I bought elsewhere. Famished, I happily started in on my meal when one of the workers told me that I wasn't allowed to eat outside food in their restaurant. Okay, I understand the no-outside-food rule if it's a classy establishment, but Sun Hong Kong? Really? Plus, there were no less than nine other people with me, all of whom ordered food. Lastly, when my friends finished and were about to pay, the cashier said that one of the girls in our group (who left earlier with others) did not pay for her entree. I myself am skeptical that she simply did not pay for her food, but even so, how can they be so unorganized that they can't charge a large-ish party for food correctly? Totally unprofessional. Their food also looks completely unappetizing. This place grosses me out, period.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Ucyb1gh9B5ShpGVJ6YpGw", "text": "My roommate and I only eat here when we feel like we're broke and we miss food from Hong Kong (like the actual place). The place has dirt cheap food, especially during happy hour. I usually order their bake dish, which takes a little longer to come. They give very generous portions as well. \n\nBut really, for you non-broke people, there really is no reason for you to come here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "XpuNEgQPFBe0se9Agpprgg", "date": "2010-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4dwfvNcTAzlOSTgJ604i2w", "text": "\"I'm at Sun Hong Kong B***!!!!\" \n\nYou can't beat their happy hour\n\nI RAFF U RUZE\n\nThis place is the bomb .\n\nIf you know what's up, you go to SHK.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jcr5xVkXWqDHdMHGeS0o3g", "date": "2009-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4ziVFoDYZ8-AOYxe8Xcjaw", "text": "Well, how about horrendous wait time, meh food, and bleh service that requires a 15% tip? \n\nFood: consistently blah. It seems every dish that they make has some sort of ... well, error. Sacha beef on rice - beef tastes more like shoe leather. Fried rice - clumps of white rice scattered around ... hm. Fried HK style noodles - doesn't hold a candle to Lotus house.\n\nSeriously there are better choices right there across Telegraph.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BH0ztyrJa1IWuJYEcvfYRA", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Qcw8O_1Sq4v3azckFy1Ew", "text": "Just okay - I've only really come here during Happy Hours, so I've gotten good deals on food & drink during then. They give decent portions and the food tastes alright. People working don't seem to ever be happy though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "68NmBoc_UdjcG_5CUH3szw", "text": "Going here for a late lunch today!\n\nCame here last week during happy hour, they have decent chinese dishes for 3.75 a pop. It's no award winning cuisine, in fact you probably shouldn't eat it more than once a month, but considering we ate for 13 bucks for 2 of us, it's a great deal. \n\nI had spring rolls and chow mein with bean sprouts. The spring rolls were awesome, piping hot, crunchy on the outside and deliciously juicy on the inside. They gave me a huge heaping plate of chow mein, which turned out to be enough for lunch and to feed me again for dinner later. The chow mein was kinda greasy and bland, but it was perfect for my hungover self. ;D \n\nOverall, it was cheap, quick and dirty (not literally, at least i hope). The service was quick, the drinks and food are cheap, and it's decent chinese food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "63vcvqbKvRKhZK0n19Edfg", "date": "2009-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6ldX7zGXzjQxgQ8Y57O2Iw", "text": "It makes me feel home in Berkeley. I am from Guangzhou, somewhere near Hong Kong BTW. And the price there is really reasonable..~!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cI8o0ZwAzpGe3_zwsRT6yg", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6zc1J-otq3ixgG4Qo7JM8Q", "text": "I came here for my little cousin's birthday party, right before the Cal vs. Stanford Woman's basketball game. I was told the restaurants name was Sun Hong Kong, so i was really confused to see pizza on the table. \n\nThe food really wasn't that spectacular. I would say average to below average for Chinese food. I'm on a diet right now so I didn't eat the pizza but just by looking at it, it didn't look that fabulous either. So, really everything was below average, hence the two stars. \n\nThe two good things about the place is 1. It's really close to Cal and an easy walk to the gym. 2. The prices looked pretty damn cheap. I don't know how much my meal personally cost but by the banners on the wall my bf and I noticed that Happy Hour is pretty damn cheap.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3jyJ7VIRuKiZDr6WwAvovg", "date": "2009-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9GBqQJM4J-49KiS0Rv9pdw", "text": "Talk about going to a place to be completely disappointed.\n\nSun Hong Kong. What I can possibly say. \n\nWell for college students on a budget, it's a great place (especially during Happy Hour when drinks are $1 and you can get a whole meal for less than $5). There's free wifi if you order food and they've got flatscreen TVs everywhere.\n\nBut as for the food and service, by far the worst I've ever experienced. And thats saying something. Let's talk about the food first.\n\nFood - I've came into SHK many many times and each time i hope that the food gets better. But who am i kidding. They've got a knack at serving bad food. seriously. I ordered mongolian beef once and i couldn't tell if the meat was actually beef or not. I ordered schezuan beef another time and clearly, the only thing they wanted me to taste was hot sauce. I ordered this chicken noodle soup type dish and couldn't eat it after i saw a small strand of curly hair in it (=__=). the food here is decent but can also be severely diappointing (not to mention the many times my friends and I have found hair in our food).\n\nService - about the worst service you can get at a berkeley restaurant. The wait time is almost ridiculous and thats not because there may be many customers around. I see many of the staff here standing around and gossiping all the time. They're always speaking in chinese (i'm chinese btw and can understand everything they say) and they're either talking about someone's mother, family, or a customer being too skanky, stinky, or requesting too much of them. Well maybe if they didn't just stand around and gossip the entire time they might just accomplish something besides burning what little calories can be burned while standing. Not only that, the two women staffed here are by far the rudest and almost incompetent individuals alive. Literally. When they were my servers, they didn't ask my friends and i if we wanted water/drinks. we literally had to flag her down and request it from her. She then came and practically slammed the drinks down on the table. when we asked for more napkins (because she spilled some of the drinks nonetheless), she proceeded to gossiping about how we were useless college students who don't understand the hardships of working in a restaurant. But of course, she EXPECTED her 15% tip for the terrible service she gave us. \n\nFood here is cheap during happy hour. But other than that, i would much rather eat ANYWHERE else. If you have a huge group, they've got a lot of space so I guess thats an incentive to go. But like i said, decent food, terribly bad service.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Kzt-S71oKmRLuydIQcVacQ", "date": "2010-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9WK8XBdgm-XeGAM87DgVpg", "text": "Hong-Kong style tea-cafe type food such as crispy noodle and pork-chop over baked rice?  Check.\n\nBudge meals under $3.00 during happy hours?  Check.\n\nClean, well-lighted place including a semi-open kitchen readily observable for customers to inspect for cleanliness?  Check.\n\nFriendly, fast service?  Check. \n\nA variety of teas and other types of hand-made drinks to quench your thirst?  Check.\n\nA very, very happy stomach that is waiting to come back again to try another one of the restaurant's two hundred menu items?  Check, and check for another two hundred times.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uEiEglZxaBH5QSr9g4-tBw", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AHL22e59JKNDMSIcDHSLfg", "text": "You pay for what you get. Don't expect some crazy good service here especially during the day. I like the lady who serves at night though, that's when I wouldn't complain about the 15% automatically added gratuity. They have deals throughout the day. Lunch special for $3.95 rice plates or with spaghetti. That is served like 12-3 or so. Best to try is the cream corn over rock cod over rice. Happy hour is from 3-6, with a variety of hong kong style food ranging from $2.75-3.75. Drinks are a buck only. I usually get a porridge, noodle soup, or fried rice. Their fried rice is worth the buck! Large portions and yummy 90% of the time. The food quality was horrible when i ate there after the big game. Dinner special is from 6-10, with Chinese and hk cafe style food. $4.95 comes with the entree and a milk tea or soda, so fairly similar to happy hour if you get a drink with your food. Milk tea, iced watermelon drink, iced strawberry drink are a buck throughout the day. So yeah, poor college student? This is your spot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bBnL-HFcXbkXmQLxnEd7Nw", "text": "Yay! Sun Hong Kong is back!\n\nAs a student I lived off the plain porridge and fried bread and was so excited to go and have it again. It's just as good, but the dishes are even nicer! ;) Price is a little more than the $2.80 it used to be..... $3 for the porridge and $1.80 for the Fried Bread.... Not too bad considering it has been 10 years! \n\nIt is a little weird in the bottom part of Kips... but still the ultimate comfort food for me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NDooTb76o8UZBoMnIGSWbA", "date": "2008-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BCg5HglH2lqKtI5exlqa6A", "text": "Their happy hour food is a really good deal. You get a lot of beef chow fun for $4.10. The quality could be better, but for such low prices, I really can't complain. \n\nTheir regular prices are ok, but not nearly as enticing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IM9whr2KmnPHCOUzwLlGjw", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bkSmxvQY9-Uy2q205-itEQ", "text": "Shitty food. \n\nReally shitty service. Like fucking diarrhea service. Got cussed out by a waitress for asking questions and asking for my bloody food to be cooked again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9SxS8CWLfo36Ykr4CgcF7Q", "date": "2011-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cmyYdyPm2M5LFSOXlpAzog", "text": "This is my GO TO takeout restaurant.  I wouldn't eat in.  This is a typical hole in the wall Chinese restaurant with no ambience but it does have WIFI.  Just ask them to give you the WIFI code if you want to dine in with your laptop.\n\nA restaurant by the same name and owners used to be on the corner of Shattuck & Addison but they lost their lease and now have relocated to Durant.  Their old location was open until 2 AM but his location closes at 10 PM.  The menu has changed also.  The old restaurant was more traditional Hong Kong style cuisine, had great table seating and used to be packed at all hours of the day or night.  This location and menu is geared for Cal students, has a mix of Chinese and American cuisine (burgers, pizzas & pasta) plus ice cream and gelato.\n\nBottomline, you can always get a meal here for $5 or less.  Restaurant tries to do too much so some dishes are winners while others are losers.  Don't expect great cusine especially since their target market now are Cal students, but if you give this restaurant a try, I bet you'll find some favorites too.\n\nThere is always a special happening.  They have lunch specials for $4 from Noon-3 PM, \"Happy Hour specials\" from 3 PM - 6 PM starting from $2.75 - $3.75 with $1 hot/cold drinks and dinner specials for about $5 starting at 6 PM. You never have to spend much here to get full and the food is tasty.\n\nI have my favorites:\n1.  Lunch special:  Black Bean squid over rice for $3.95\n2.  Happy Hour specials:  Rock cod rice porridge or egg noodle with beef stew soup for $2.75 and chicken chow mein for $3.75\n3.  Dinner special:  black pepper pork chops with veggies and rice or pasta plus milk, tea or soda for $4.95\n\nThey also have a  3-entrees plus soup special for $17.99 for those nights when you absolutely don't have the energy to cook for your family.\n\nI'm always tempted by their $1 premium ice cream scoop as I'm walking out and on a hot day, their $1 ice cold watermelon drink is a must.\n\nHere are dishes that are NOT my favorites so be forewarned:\n1.  Chicken Wing appetizers--irregular pieces, not much flavor but during Happy Hour, you do get 8 pieces for $2.75.\n2.  Mongolian beef or chicken over rice-sickeningly sweet--$3.75 @ happy hour\n3.  Baked pork chops over pasta--they serve this awful canned spaghetti sauce over the pasta--$3.75 @ happy hour\n4.  Chinese green with oyster sauce--just watery bok choy--$3.75 @ happy hour.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D5xLpP5lAGrbqG5r-sTNPg", "date": "2010-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CqndOFlzQEhvlHijrpZwPg", "text": "I think the primary virtue of this place is that I can order Mongolian beef over rice and a \"small\" plate of fries simultaneously if that's what I'm in the mood for. Much like the \"small\" plate of fries that is not in the least \"small\" and like the gigantic cavernous-like cafeteria space, the menu of this place is absolutely mammoth. They seem to sell pretty much most things, whether it's a glass of Horlick or a ham and egg sandwich (DO NOT recommend) or rice porridge/jook. \n\nThis may come as a shock for you, but the quality of the food is not that amazing. Lotus House has better Mongolian beef for a couple dollars more. On that note, it was lucky that I wanted French fries that one time because the Mongolian beef is $4.95, and there's a minimum charge per person of $5. Crafty. \n\nDespite this lackluster review, I'm probably going to eat here again, hopefully between the hours of 3-6pm so I can get in on the happy hour pricing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2008-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CtAgEtsVkzxjh8EcALbyOA", "text": "It is not the best Chinese food, but it gets the job done. If you are short on time, come to this place and you will be in and out in no time with a full stomach.\n\nThey have good specials on foods and drinks. Pretty much dirt cheap food.  None of their dishes standout, but I have not had a horrid dish in the half dozen times I have been here.\n\nService is faster than the Flash.\n\nThe decor is very cafeteria like, but it is clean and comfortable enough to finish your meal. The ambiance is blah. All it is a bunch of loud college kids surrounded by TV's.\n\nIf you come with the right mindset of it being just a quick, mediocre place then you will not come out disappointed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dDsI6CMFIrBHJ68b8KZNCA", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DhaU6rNbaFZb78swFVRGJw", "text": "I only go here for happy hours.\n$2.75 for appetizers, $3.75 for entrees. \nIt's cheap. I'm happy.\nI usually go for the chicken wings and one of the baked dishes (I've tried BBQ pork and cod fish.... they're OK).\nAlso a good place if you have a large group. They have plenty of seatings.\nOnce we ordered food from here for a club meeting, too. They're okay as well. Good for the cheap price!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rc5PRQ3PuJuEyw-YQKuR-w", "date": "2009-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "djINuS7MGmNwI0KfQfbf2w", "text": "Reasonably priced dishes for the college crowd.  Lunch specials are likely to be the best deal in Berkeley.  IMHO, the owner could switch the ice cream bar up front to sell Asian style snacks and desserts instead to generate more revenue.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "T-edZsNCw2QhOtQIohzm4w", "date": "2008-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eo_bIf4PyCp9O_4CnmXs1Q", "text": "hk style milk tea = love it\n\nBy the end of my senior year I was coming here every day for a cheap meal.  Not because it was incredibly delicious, but it was good enough and cheap.  If you're really sheisty, go for the happy hour.  \n\nWhat did I order all the time?  Don't even remember...some combination meal that came with a drink.  My friend though the baked seafood dish was okay", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IeV1IcxMzPWji8ZYXDzmUw", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FFyGm-iCln0-VM9TogvVDw", "text": "Honestly, most of the food is pretty terrible save a few items.  I endured the occasional meal here demanded of me by my friends who want to save a few bucks, but service generally sucks.  I've had my order forgotten twice, a waiter who really didn't want to get me a cup of water despite being asked several times, and even had a friend whose party was chased by an upset waiter with the nerve to demand that they leave more tip ( the short story was that they went for a quick bite, got ignored most of the time, spent an hour and a half because their entire table's orders were lost, then were left waiting for change when the bill came, so they finally just paid minimum and left ). Not somewhere I'd eat at just because I was in town.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "93H5dlwTfHhu_AIJsXCtQQ", "date": "2010-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FlOm4n6bLo88-EQBQzQEzg", "text": "Disappointed", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_OoqIZNYetn--KSoBEq1rg", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_fTWWMvFQWR7JojMHNhLgg", "text": "Yeesh, me thinks this place is trying too hard.  Giant posters are posted on all the walls with random promotions and deals.  I swear, every time I take a peek inside, I see some new gaudy colored flyer advertising some new dish that's not even Chinese.  Nominally, this restaurant is chinese, but their American/Irish bar food selection is starting to grow much larger than the Chinese menu itself!\n\nIf you do eat here, order the traditional Chinese dishes.  Harder to mess up.  Also, only go during Happy Hour where you get your moneys worth.\n\nI've tried the Beef Chow Fun during their happy hour deal. I was pretty tolerant with the mediocre quality of the chow fun (a little too oily for my taste) but I comfort myself knowing how little I paid for it.  Stay away from noodle soups; poor preparation and they skimp out on ingredients.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FVERSik_8WebKoXZ59iCTw", "text": "An OK cheap chinese on south side, the menu is gigantic including many non chinese things so really you could go there every day and have something new and comforting and relatively acceptable. It's also ridiculously cheap, especially happy hour, and is moderately filling. Even has good stuff like clay pots that you'd only find in more genuine chinese restaurants. An all around passable place for a student to go. And if you're not a student, you should know better. Tsk tsk.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gbRAP7BVLY2p1qywWZxnDg", "text": "ewww no. it's cheap, its greasy, you'll leave feeling GROSS. vietnam village offers better homecooked-tasting chinese food. or fork over a litlte more for quality tasting chinese food at great wall. there is also a place on north side..i forget what it's called...that is cheap and has good chinese food. something garden?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GXnHXDB20QFjy1iQMejtkA", "text": "You don't go here 'cause it's fancycat chinese food.  The ambience is cheap and the theme is plastic.  The food will fill you, and will taste decent.\n\nIt will also probably cost next to nothing, which is why I used to come here so often, especially during happy hour.  This isn't the white man's happy hour either, no no this is the asian man's happy hour where food is cheap and satisfying.\n\nSo bring a friend, catch up, and don't break your wallet.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VeZc0SQIejuPZFAkq62BuA", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hjLA9TNuq_wW2ntV9tUXUw", "text": "I love this place for the price, but I hate it for what it does to my stomach... I try hard to get the $1 pearl milk tea during happy hours whenever I can, but the last time I went, I had some stomachaches after. Also, their happy hour specials give me worse stomach problems... \n\nPutting my stomach's health aside, I do think their big rice plates are pretty good and filling. I got the curry rice plate, and it was only $4 and the portion was ginormous! I shared it with a friend and we were both really full. However, I just can't put its tendency to give me problems after, and I know I'm not the only one who has this problem. Nonetheless, if you're hungry and broke like me, and you just want some goddamn rice with a bunch of shit, SHK is the place to go", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hKzYlFzsmefbvTzOXj_gtg", "text": "4 stars because the food is affordable, the menu has lots of options, there's happy hour prices and lunch specials, and their mango gelato is pretty good. Tastewise I've had better but can't complain when you're budget eating and their portions are generous and they get you outta there pretty fast for take out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HnSptjMIf5EBEc7HLwo2pA", "text": "I LOVE their $1 Ice coffee!!! It's actually very good....and addictive!! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kg1XZnY6BgqYlIGRJMRfZg", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jRUUTM0fUDpR6bwXXyg0gQ", "text": "If you're looking for a cheap meal between 2 and 6pm on a weekday, you can't get much happier than Happy Hour at Sun Hong Kong with entrees ranging from 2.75-3.75 and drinks at $1.\n\nThat said, there are a couple things to watch out for (as there are with every cheap-o restaurant):\n\n1. If you order tea, be prepared for blank looks even though it says \"green tea\" under the drink menu\n2. the chow fun is not very tasty.  The beef is soft and tender, but tasteless.  Seems to be a common mistake of too much cornstarch or simply bad cooking\n3. Do not order the red bean snow.  I know it sounds yummy, but do not start picturing fine, shaved ice and sweet red beans.  Instead, imagine chunky crushed ice mixed with cubed ice and freezer-burned-barely-an-excuse-for red beans.  Maybe that image will keep you from making the deadly mistake that we made. \n\nAvoid these pitfalls and hopefully you will enjoy your happy hour!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jzqLpVkB1rg9AssLKm7lvw", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JSViJd1n_kJP6S3I5VND6g", "text": "This place is JANKY AS HELL! First off the place looks like its ran by this family that serves chinese food, Italian food, gelato ice creams, and american/diner---ish foods. It looks dirty too from the outside and looks unorganized from the outside; I cant even explain it LOL\n\nI had chowmein  which was oily and their spicy beef was a bit too salty. Their Tiramisu gelato didn't even taste like thick rich flavors; tasted like coffee ice cream -_-\n\nI just don't understand this place! no wonder their deals are so damn cheap! its like roaches crawl the ground up. EWW\n\nWill not come back", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cJCYCEfDL4n5TgU9y8RTWg", "date": "2011-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K1R4zV3_dcTJ_ZlVVxMXYQ", "text": "This is a review for the restaurant mainly, not the bar.\n\nAs an UCB student, this place is one of my favorite spot for Chinese food around campus. They have good Chinese (not American Chinese) food and decent pizza. For American food lovers, they also have omelet, risotto, pasta, soup, etc. And the Happy Hour (3-6pm) price? The BEST for poor college students. $3.50(?) for a dish that's enough to, well, get my stuffed, and $1.00 for a drink (non-alcoholic).\n\nThe staff here are pretty cool too. They may seem mean to some people, but they really don't mean to give that impression (and to be honest, they are nice comparing to a lot of Chinese restaurant staff). Betty (the slim taller woman) told me the other day that her and Helen (the shorter woman with short hair) are often misunderstood as rude when they talk to each other in Cantonese. Many people just assume that they are talking in a foreign language because they are criticizing. But the truth is, Betty needs to explain stuff to Helen in Cantonese so she can understand what's going on.\n\nFor the bar upstairs, I don't have much to comment about. I can only say that it's totally college style; it's not somewhere you'll want to go to if you are looking for a nice, upscale place. There are \"interesting\" drunk people and they are sometimes fun to watch.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Iw9w8E7_skob6M7Qn8OI3g", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K4Q_BpExceO_bLgY9o8EMA", "text": "CHEAP processed foods.  QUICK service.  LACKLUSTER traditional Chinese dishes.  Yup, it's one of those places.  You will definitely frequent this place if you're a poor Berkeley student.  If you don't fall into that category, there definitely isn't a reason for you to stop by.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kJ1ly8FyTOGLwdW9FKbDBw", "text": "Walking around Durant Ave and Telegraph in Berkeley leads to many choices for good food at low prices.  Sun Hong Kong is one that I stumbled into before the Marie Digby concert last month.  I was starving and the pictures of the rice plates posted on the window looked delicious.\n\nThis is one of those eateries that serve everything..  When I say everything, I mean, it's a Chinese owned restaurant that serves chinese food, but you can also order a burger, or pizza.  I ordered a beef+tofu rice plate for only $4.99.   My two buddies ordered a pizza, and won ton flat noodle soup respectively.  I wolfed down my rice plate before the pizza came.  The waitress apologized for not warning us that the pizza would be late, so she offered some fried calamari on the house.  My buddy declined and I was apalled.  He ended up eating only half the pizza and of course I took advantage of my recent spike in metabolism and ate the other half.  The waitress again, came by to apologize for the lateness and offered some ice cream.  This time, I spoke up and took the ice cream.\n\nOther items on the menu include pearl tea/boba drinks.  I didn't get one.  For awhile during the concert, I felt ill but it went away quickly, so it was worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cBxyngTln2ew-4m48CsBiA", "date": "2010-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L8iW0V6H9lRlZY0AKBlXFQ", "text": "Not cool...15% tip automatically added for non existing service and mediocre food.  The food was much better when the restaurant was still on Shattuck.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Df_Z8astXqQ1Hpt-UBDlIQ", "date": "2010-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ltYEwZa7UfwG6xNR7x4AeA", "text": "One of my favorite places to go because of HAPPY HOUR. Boba is only $1 and it is really good here (the boba is sweet and chewy). I am addicted to the Sweet and Sour Pork and it is only $3.75 during happy hour. \n\nThe service is kinda bad. Some of the workers are rude, don't speak much English, and take a while to serve you. However, the value of the food makes up for it and still makes it one of my favorite places to go. Good for large groups.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nTCF1VcR2tFoKWlFW4KRgA", "date": "2009-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mAx6bUxlHA-r40G7_LkBRQ", "text": "Came here for something quick and cheap. Sun Hong Kong delivered on on both accounts. They're known for their cheaply priced Chinese food.\n\nI ordered the Cal Special available from 6-10pm and got BBQ pork with vegetables, rice (or spaghetti), and Hong Kong milk tea (or soda) all for under $6!!!! It's definitely convenient that they accept credit cards since most of the Chinese restaurants will only accept cash.\n\nThe eating area is pretty basic. And they have an extensive menu with Chinese and American food (burgers, pizza). I always go for the specials which is always solid.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mNVP9RnHydn1RL01vlp1jg", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mk87KLqyelOMofMkClBdWA", "text": "The Chinese food does not taste that great here, hence the cheap price. I like some of the food like fried rice and their appetizers - chicken wings, fried zucchini sticks, etc. My friend ordered beef stew, which was very hard to chew. I like the American food more here. The drinks are cheap but they put too much ice. I only come here only during happy hour or when I'm with a big group. The service is very poor. My friend accidentally spilled her drink, but the waiter didn't replace it and didn't really seem to care.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iAL7UCb-pMcz8iah_pXTFw", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MrZjiZd1ZtkfbiJxmhtoGQ", "text": "I only go there for happy hour because the prices for everything is so freaking cheap. \n\nThey only get two starts from me because the food isn't that good at all (you pretty much get what you pay for).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_cXQ9Ow2ydlI5y3w1-ZqBA", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mVlyUVSl3n-3lyvJIV5XGg", "text": "This place has decent food, and the prices are great during Happy Hour! The chow fun, mongolian beef, and curry chicken over rice are pretty good dishes during Happy Hour. Also, the warm coke with lemon is good on a cold day! Service can be slow during the busy times but it's definitely worth the money! One of the owners, Betty is really nice. She gave me free ice cream for my graduation!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2010-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oMib8BDBG1dcsCAsyUXJCQ", "text": "Salt and pepper chicken wings!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N7lV59C7LO4CVVJ0gCvwOw", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OQI76WOCdYITS0XLuUWefw", "text": "The only thing that makes this place more appealing than other Asian eateries around campus is its HAPPY HOUR specials. From 3-6pm all their drinks are $1 and their rice plates are like $3.75, which is pretty good considering how decently sized their portions are. \n\nThe food isn't fabulous, but it's pretty edible especially if you come during happy hour b/c that time is (for me) late lunch time- meaning that by that time, I'm starving and will eat practically anything. \n\nThe service here isn't very good. I always just go to the counter and stuff because they don't really proactively come over (but it's w/e). Another thing that isn't so good about this place is that my bf always gets a stomachache or some kind of digestion problem after he eats here. He hypothesizes that their dishes aren't cleaned very well because it's just so damn cheap. This never happens to me though, so maybe people with weaker stomachs shouldn't come?\n\nOverall, just come here during happy hour-- probably not worth it otherwise. ALSO, happy hour = almost no customers = immediate food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Nnf5M-VnLY_FjYkqfDbzsA", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OZOGFlE7-UO4VFbm7jTBwQ", "text": "This review is for their HAPPY HOUR, which is the only reason I even step foot into this establishment.\n\nATMOSPHERE\n\nSun Hong Kong is pretty dingy... It's actually kind of dirty (I always see flies in the entrance). it's your typical low-end Chinese restaurant that's fast and cheap, which makes it a regular spot for broke college students. I only frequent this place when I want to grab a cheap and quick boba and some chicken wings with friends.\n\nThe bright side is that it's pretty big, which provides for ample seating so there's never a wait.\n\nFOOD\n1) The Hong Kong iced tea/coffee drink is delicious, but does anyone else think that it's weird that they use TINY boba straws?! They are seriously about 3 inches long...\n\n2) The fried chicken wings are also a safe bet. It's enough to share if you're not TOO hungry and they are usually fried to perfection.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2012-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PDPwRbCPn2Iu3lTMq4kwhw", "text": "Cheap food near a college campus, what else can you expect?\n\nWell, actually a lot! I love coming to Sun Hong Kong during its happy hour (3-6 everyday, besides Game Days). Here are a few times of significant notice:\n\n- Fried chicken wings: 8 fried chicken wings for $2.75, where else can you find amazing price like that?! To add, they taste absolutely delicious! Mix some salt and pepper, which are on your table, and dip the wings in them: yum.\n\n- Porridge: great for a cold day in Berkeley! Also $2.75. Not as great compared to the ones in Chinatown, but will do! They actually put a decent amount of preserved eggs and pork in the porridge.\n\n- HK Styled Coffee and Tea: $1 for a sweet cold drink. You can't even get milk tea in Asian Ghetto at this price, and the coffee in it makes you work efficiently afterwards!\n\n- Watermelon Drink: Also $1, but apparently it's seasonal. I heard it's even fresh made!\n\nI don't go here except for happy hour nowadays, but it sure is great. The service may lag a bit, but you just have to be very direct with them and get used to serving yourself sometimes (with extra napkin and chopsticks). Perfect for a mid-day snack.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Fs5PTZG_JQlyfJjWnjWH_A", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qdxgbilkeo86zCvLh3dHDQ", "text": "The food there is gross!!!  That's why it's so cheap.  You get what you pay for.\n\nTheir boba milky tea tastes like powder.  Their HK style iced coffee is not bad.\n\nThe atmosphere is not very welcoming.\n\nThe waiters are not very friendly.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ddKp4t-QNwTv9fwGIeSYoQ", "date": "2010-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QRPPRd8R_V-hpt7wyT_Mbw", "text": "The best hong-kong style restaurant near campus. The happy hour is perfect for a budget meal. My favorite part about it is the friendly fast service!!  Helen makes the best milk tea ever!! Also the fat guy seems a little cold at first, he's actually very sweet.  I am always so happy to go there. Everything there deserves five stars!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4B-qfhl0XQkgRiOIaecFpw", "date": "2010-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qw0T6kxzACw-UdYPtyu6FQ", "text": "As a Chinese student at Cal, I have probably been to Sun Hong Kong for about 200 times!! \n\nIf we are just talking about the food, I will give 2 stars cuz there are really not much good foods. Beef Fried Rice is one of the few that is good. \n\nHowever, as a poor student...this is an awesome place because it is ridiculously cheap!! i think the beef fired rice that i just mentioned is like 5 bucks or something...\n\nOne thing to mention is that even if you there by yourself, they will still charge you 18% tips automatically. Moreover, the tricky part is that if you pay by your credit card, it still have a space for you to write tips. So, make sure you don't double tips..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KKog6KFhcDgLfrcgQpNVhQ", "date": "2011-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rroijo7eT7Sw7bUPWZlwJQ", "text": "It's solid, it's cheap, it's filling...it's gotta be chinese food.\n\nThe best thing about Sun Hong Kong comes down to three things - variety, price, and real milk tea.  They have a slew of dining options ranging from chinese food to pizza to steak, and most of what I've had is pretty good and very generous.  The HK milk tea to me stands out here; it's not necessarily better than the delicious pre-mixed powder stuff, but it's different, and gives you a little bit more variety when you're looking to fill up ($1 happy hour milk tea sure doesn't hurt, either).\n\nIf you're willing to splurge a little, the honey walnut shrimp here is definitely better than the other places; you can tell the shrimp is freshly fried and delicious.  The \"chef's special\" curry is worth trying, but it took a while to come out when I ordered it.  As for other recommendations, I'll let you know; I'm on a mission to try everything on this ludicrously large menu.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RqDYp0kYx9g8f96lzSfj6Q", "date": "2009-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_sxldG1lOs0PZZPFiGIKKA", "text": "The food is delicious and comes in huge portions! A great deal and nice to find a quality, sit-down Chinese restaurant so close to campus.\n\nMy main complaint with Sun Hong Kong is the service. I had to wait FOREVER to be served, and the waiters don't speak that great of English. When I received my check it had a few errors on it, and it took forever to resolve them.\n\nPlus, I think there's a bit of a racist bias there. (I'm a white male.) I got there and was waiting around to be served, and about 5 minutes later a Chinese student walks in and a waiter immediately goes to his table. A similar pattern ran the entire meal; the waiters would constantly bypass me in favor of their Asian customers. Maybe I just had bad luck, but I honestly felt like I wasn't welcome there.\n\nAdditional problems: there is a mandatory 15% tip - outrageous for parties of less than 8. Especially considering the crap service I got, I did not like being forced to pay an extra dollar.\n\nI also went using the Munch On Me promo (it's one of those deals web sites, where you buy a meal at a discounted price, and get a coupon code to use at the restaurant) but my waiter didn't understand even though I explained what was going on. I don't know whose end the issue was at, the web site's or the restaurant's, but either way, the waiters and staff should know when they're running a promotion! Or at least ask their supervisor who (hopefully) should know.\n\nStill, really good food. If you don't mind waiting forever for service or grouchy waiters, it's worth putting up with lol.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YycJm71ciSEcsMs8784FIA", "date": "2011-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tuYSzKmnDU0JWJzytfP56g", "text": "You go to Kips if you want some cheap food. It's good, but not great. It's just a good place to get lots of people together and just have some food. They really have a variety in their menu from Chinese to American. It's quite interesting.\n\nThis time around I got something off the $4.95 dinner menu - Peking Style Shortribs. They were overly sweet and just okay. It's a great place to just watch some tv while hanging out with friends. We normally come here for gelato which is okay as well. I feel like this place is overall just okay. \n\nThe milk tea there is pretty good so I always get that when I go to Sun Hong Kong.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4RUXeyp_Af2C5t9JFyJlBQ", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uEULx3Fv5sgBvFCbWyKFmg", "text": "After being a loyal customer for so long, I'm so fed up with how rude the servers are. The wait time is horrendous during peak hours. And now they started charging gratuity when I dine in...for one person.\n\nOne of my worst experiences I've had here was ordering one of their dishes with the tilapia. There was a stray bone in the fish that got stuck in my throat, and I had a really fun night after that...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2010-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UMqitPRQo-CfTapzwaQzgA", "text": "CHEAP. like everyone has said. 3-6pm for the best deals.\n\npersonally, i think the milk tea is solid, iced coffee odd-tasting but got caffeine, the food... well.. i know my hk styled food and this food is def. got some good wok hei. too bad i dont eat meat... but the few times ive been here... it's decent and cheap :]", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5HoV4QrQhMmkHmmqCohfCg", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UMse24Admg43LkBcJdc8rg", "text": "Their food was okay, but I definitely tasted much better food. First off, I ordered BBQ Beef with Scrambled Eggs Over Rice, and they got the wrong order. How does Sweet and Sour Pork sound like BBQ Beef? On top of that, I ordered a to-go box, and the cashier didn't even think of giving me a fork. I had to ask for one. Plus, the sweet and pork was not all that great. It really disappointed me because who can go wrong making sweet and sour pork?!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fvvdIdm9a8gYfMuaTSPoGA", "date": "2008-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vjCVje3GEzbNzN0cjDm7Hg", "text": "Now I'm going to review their gelato.  I had a massive craving for coconut ice cream but alas, was unable to find it after Amare, Moccacino, Carvel... etc.  So we ended up at Sun Hong Kong and I already knew I had to have the coconut gelato, but I tasted the blueberry too which was good!  But my heart was set.  Anyway the price is decent, 2.25 for a single cup (4 oz weighed to perfection).  \n\nAlso do not get the fried fish balls for happy hour appetizer.  You get 7 dinky fish balls and they don't even taste that great, for 2.75.  However the potstickers are very much worth it!  And the iced milk tea is pretty good.  Don't get the iced watermelon drink.  BTW they serve all their iced drinks with sugar and milk unless you tell them not to!  Until next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ugk0g6vyv2XavpoTaJSy6A", "date": "2008-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vnGGXwBGfdBK-oDyHFz9Ag", "text": "Ok, I only came to Berkeley due to a conference with UCSB.  Just letting you guys know, we have very little cuisine diversity at SB.  So my friend and I decided to wander the neighborhood a bit cuz we were hungry.  I recalled gettin a Singapore fried noodles and wonton soup.  The noodles were delicious and greasy.   The soup on the other hand, was definitely lacking flavor.  I did not enjoy the plain taste of it...and I LIKE PLAIN!  The noodles on the other hand were delicious.  Greasy and fresh.  I did not want to eat too much of it since it wasn't mine.  It may be because I was extremely hungover from partying when the conference almost ended last night, but it definitely helped me recover from a night of 4 Lokos and Vodka.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kSzL1X38A3BKgZo8lRvh7A", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-vYAl65DawVyAnKf8FiqVg", "text": "The only positive thing I can write about Sun Hong Kong is their happy hour. The food isn't exactly the best thing out there. But, if you're strapped for cash and want a medium-sized meal, then this is the place to go. Some of their baked dishes are pretty good, but the traditional Americanized Chinese type dishes are below the norm. Their milk teas have very little milk tea and definitely not worth that extra dollar. If you go, just get some of the baked dishes during happy hour, like the baked BBQ Pork, and I think it'll be satisfactory for what you have put in.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "z0M0T6cPikJsSMNG9rQYIA", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VyiW0xHn2Sqghu2kB5L8QQ", "text": "Cheap food, flatscreen with sports channel, and happy hour loaded with $1 drinks.  Awesome! \nGood for the price food. Can be so much better, but money is king in college life, cheaper the better.  \nService tends to be typical Chinese restaurant status, but it's all good.  You shouldn't expect much out of Chinese restaurant anyways.  \nBUT! if you become a regular, the waiters will actually talk to you and it's pretty good.  \n-1 star for not good food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qun3bbPk00EBjrYV2-tAvg", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-weSFEXMkXMVHdieLD-_6A", "text": "To be honest, I was surprised by this place. I expected tasteless subpar not enough soy sauce or msg Chinese food, yaknowwhaddaimean? However, to my delight, I found a pretty decent selection of CHEAP and fairly yummy food! I think I'm more smitten with the cheapness of happy hour though. See photos below for the most recent and relevant menus. \n\nWhile I've only tried one happy hour dish so far (Beef w/ black bean sauce over rice), I give this place 4 stars for its closeness to campus, CHEAP (can I emphasize this more?) prices and decent hours. Did I mention free wifi that I'll probably be stealing from now on?  I will be back to try the rest of the selection and their boba milk tea of course.\n\n- Minus 1 star because they were still cooking their boba when I came in around noon and wouldn't be ready for another half hour.  Also because I'm a picky SoCal Asian girl who indulges in 626 Asian food so I know what's up and what's not. \n\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA?select=Ynnzt7eZJSdGIfKeG_AGjQ#Ynnzt7eZJSdGIfKeG_AGjQ\n\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA?select=gXLC_UqWCcwSRHIrlBmn_Q#gXLC_UqWCcwSRHIrlBmn_Q\n\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA?select=hjEXhYpvxhi_HxjKE5b3tA#hjEXhYpvxhi_HxjKE5b3tA", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WQ4SNXkn1bSOXWc-Kq1-Wg", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wOA_K6mzHKb20w1EZQb2RA", "text": "The worst customer services and bad food. I have to remember to not return again!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sZG5WCk_S10RS4aTfZRm1Q", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X9FeBqilV_KB4naY3pbGFA", "text": "So dirty!  While having dinner, a guy from our next table jumps out of his chair to come over to us. He points his finger at my husband and warns him not to freak out. We are both scared by this \"crazy\" stranger.  It turns out my husband was accompanied by the biggest cockroach he or I have ever seen in our whole entire lives. It was as big, if not bigger, than those hissing cockroaches. Yuck. YUCK!!!!!\n\nWe were so traumatized that we dint remember if the food was good. Actually we are still trying to forget that we even went inside this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pHLCm78t02HQWmEE7eBcng", "date": "2011-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xGDJR_XtDBvxrluJSBYyHg", "text": "My initial impression of Berkeley after 4 years is that Chinese food in Berkeley, for the most part, especially compared to San Francisco, sucks. \n\nHowever, if you're willing to lower your standards, Sun Hong Kong is not bad. \n\nNow, what exactly do I mean by not bad?\n\nWell, if you're willing to lower your standards of Chinese food to the Berkeley level, SHKR is more like a 7 out of 10. Their happy hour is awesomely cheap for the poor Cal student or college student in general and has large portions. Compared to Mandarin Gardens in the Asian Ghetto or for the more politically correct, the Durant Food Court, their BBQ fried rice is awesome and HUGE! One meal would satisfy at least 4 girls that eat baby size portions.\n\nFurthermore, if you go between the hours of 3-6PM, your meal will be ridiculously cheap and you'll get a better deal than the days of being a freshie, swiping your card, and filling your to-go box such that it becomes a fat baby you're carrying. Plus, nothing can beat their $1 Asian drinks - boba, milk tea, red bean snow, etc...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MT-C1GLOFo8brllzCVZhVg", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xjjA6OnhqJQmip3fBsnEBA", "text": "How many sports bars can say that they serve decent Cantonese cuisine on the cheap? This casual and laid back sports bar utilizes its top floor to serve drinks and to show sporting events on TVs while the bottom floor is a well lit Chinese restaurant that serves decent Cantonese and Hong Kong cafe style dishes. My brother and I love to visit this place whenever there's an important Cal game to catch. Among the traditional Cantonese dishes, I particularly enjoy the chow fun, pan fried noodles, and shrimp with scrambled eggs over steamed rice. I'm also a big fan of cafe style baked fried rice as the seafood combination is one of their best dishes to check out. Service is attentive and on point especially when the owner is present. They also have a good selection of boba drinks but I often opt for the ones from Sweetheart on the other side of Telegraph Ave. Grading from the perspective of a sports bar, this is definitely a four star for serving above average bar food with a great price tag and outstanding service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0juzbrgcLHqobdK-OZAyiw", "date": "2009-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XPf_mKt5hKLHu97zrFOKIA", "text": "This place is definitely cheap, but you definitely get what you pay for.\n\nTheir happy hour dishes are quite cheap, probably 3-5 in range. I got the chow fun for $3.75 I believe, and it was edible to say the least, but my standards can get pretty low. The noodles were overcooked, very little veggies, and it was very salty. The amount of oil in the bottom was astronomical--there was probably a good tablespoon of oil left on the bottom of the container. \n\nChow fun is oily by nature, but not justifiably THAT oily... I have heard their other dishes are a little better. The restaurant itself looks dirty, and the service is quite slow and non-existent for the most part. If you're starving and kips is the only place you can get to without fainting, then by all means go. I'd rather go to Smart Alec's and get about a pound of fries for $2.25 if I was hungry and cheap. As for me, I don't think I will ever go back to Sun Hong Kong.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Ttj_3flZx1W6oYhzhZb8RQ", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xuvm0IgxjmrZVi3cR79mzA", "text": "Sun Hong Kong is our favorite restaurant whenever we are in Berkeley.  it is cheap and authentic Cantonese.  Lunch special features at least 10 rice plates at $3.95.  $1 for ice milk tea.  Real tea, not powder.\nFor dinner special, you get entree (chicken, beef, fish etc.) with veggie and steamed rice, plus ice milk tea, dine-in or to-go.\nWhile it is for dinner, if you ask the lady owner, she'll let you have it for lunch too.  Service is good, but, yes, the cooking is a bit slow.  So, call in ahead if you know what you want to save time.\nMy favorite is the curry fish filet over steamed rice.  Big chunks of fresh fishes deep fried in a light batter and smothered in a mild curry sauce with pepper, potato, onion etc.  It worths every penny.  Will be back again.\n3-6 p.m. happy hour is OK, but not great.  Wonder who was doing the cooking?  It does not taste as good.  Maybe just a bad day or we ordered the wrong stuff?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PFCVlkyqqGQxvaqH45gJjw", "date": "2009-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yiXTP0i6X3TvJ2LuWWkBbQ", "text": "The food is very average, whether it's fried rice, noodle soup, or entree. But I'm giving it a 2star because it's much cheaper than some other Chinese restaurants(ex: lotus house, mandarin house) that charge much more for something that's just as average OR even worse (beware). Lastly, quality of service here is comparable to the food it serves.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y7XzbYsDOZQMILOEvJaGoQ", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zj6uQ3eHteLW44IicpYAhA", "text": "I was at the restaurant&I ate 3 items dinner special....it was a HUGE plate of food!! It was VERY good, it was served by a nice lady who gave us some dessert&EXCELLENT service! People should really go to Sun Hong Kong at Kip's! The Happy Hour is so CHEAP...I can afford it even though i am still at school with a cheap job! I love it there....they should have more of these places&more of that nice lady!!They have alot of different food&specials like the steamed Sea bass  so yummy, that is one of my favorites! That is why i gave Sun Hong  Kong at Kip's a 5 Star!! Plus very good drinks!!(:", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J1EIeGiOoqSWgypzDCnR2A", "date": "2009-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2OIYjQE321tTz8MRzIVXQw", "text": "Food is not bad, especially during happy hour. However, service REALLY SUCKS. Owner gave me a nasty look when I asked for extra sauce. He didn't even offer a to-go cup when I asked. He said \"go to the restaurant and pour it on your food yourself.\" So then I had to ask another server for a to-go cup. Who got me a cup without the cap. Then I had to ask for the cap. Basically, took me 5 minutes just to get some extra sauce. Not worth it. \n\nOther than that, food is pretty good for the price you pay. Just don't expect to get any sort of customer service. Not even a smile.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xktvOA0zURvqMZAkfUlcEA", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "N1DJAHYnGpmDAHNDyrZ76Q", "text": "Come on now guys, this place is not that bad for food that's sooo cheap!! The food is not terrible tasting, it's OK. During finals week, I probably came here 2-3 times during happy hour. Get the rock cod porridge for only $3! It tastes pretty good to me! The other food like chow fun and chow mein aren't bad. The General Tsao's chicken was really good too (make your own rice at home and get it for to-go! Soooo worth it). It was a deal on munchonme for less than 4 bucks! Had a banquet here before and I've tried their vegetable dishes with meat.. not bad. A tad bit oily but it didn't taste bad. Their fried rice was a bit bland. They're food is a bit better than average for Chinese food that is really cheap. \n\nI've also tried their milk tea. It's not too bad... and I love milk tea. It's cheap during their happy hour too. Their grass jelly isn't bad either. I'd probably choose that over tapioca. \n\nMy parents own a Chinese restaurant in SF so I'm a bit picky with my Chinese food. So far, this place is better than other ones down the block (won't say names..). Their service probably isn't the best (one of the servers looks kinda grumpy) but it's not terrible enough to get a bad review.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D1YcUF-kVwgTOymcqk9y9w", "date": "2011-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RH-TAQT6RoLhmBd6we6Lpg", "text": "average chinese food, taste like the food from a chinese restaurant in a mall. big portions though and very cheap. for a starving college kid or anyone on a budget, i recommend it. For the rest of the world, steer clear. I gave it two stars because it does serve the purpose of cheap, large portioned chinese food in a college campus area, otherwise it would get one.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "BD4yoXYPny-cUoGkIZ9Zyg", "text": "Good cheap food, large portions so I can pay $4 and still have some left for dinner! The seats/tables are Cal colors, so props to that. The mural in the back is a bit weird but still nice. \n\nThis place lost a star because apparently the waitress only speaks Cantonese. She sees asian people and starts talking in Cantonese, and being Mandarin I had no idea what she was saying. Plus she got my friend's order wrong. Not sure why they have waiters that don't speak english.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZIj6gD0NSxv2RcgXsR_lSw", "date": "2008-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "UhArry4-q9hi3uSr55Kb-w", "text": "When you get chilly, you might wrap up in a nice warm blanket.  When you want to breathe, you may elect to inhale oxgen.  When you want be disgusted by inedible food, you should visit Sun Hong Kong on Durant and Telegraph. \n\nA poem (sorta):\n\nFood, advertisement goes.\nCheap prices, I agree.\nVermins, worms, and cockroaches - come get your share, unfit to be eaten.\nTwo-Dollar, Seventy-Five cents happy hour sign, oh the deceit.\nDollar milk tea, pour it down the drain.\nDie away from me Sun Hong Kong Restaurant.\nMy ugly stick is too good for you.\nRefund please.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Pt65FumLvhVMy7DZ2o9Z7w", "date": "2008-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "zucbCGLclHLPXjE1yqGvGA", "text": "Best Chinese restaurant around Berkeley campus hands down. Food is cheap but fresh, tasty, and in perfect portion. The place feels clean, simple, and organized. \n\nThe lady serving tonight was very attentive. When I was done eating, she brought me a free scoop of mango ice cream! When was the last time you got served with free desert at a budget Chinese restaurant? Well, don't hold your breath because I might just be luckier than you is all :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gcWJ2Owgf3O6vTolnSDTyg", "date": "2009-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "36K_NbebBepfNn7-Efy5Ow", "text": "Lunched today at \"The Kong.\" I had a diet coke and chicken curry rice plate for $6.55 +tip. It was pretty good, rice a little dried out, but still for the price, a winner.  I decided to look at other yelpers thoughts. I do agree, the servers are questionable, well, yeah, pretty bad and slow. You have to remember, it's a weird place to begin with. The landmark Kip's Bar with burgers and pizza with a Chinese restaurant below and some type of ice cream stand (looks dirty, too). While I do have fond memories of the old SHKg on Shattuck Ave., this store is no where even close. I guess my fellow yelpers are right. $8 for lunch, still not bad.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2010-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9dES7-YcYCdcfzA3vpUavg", "text": "I guess their happy hour prices went up recently... I got take-out from Sun Hong Kong about a week ago the their happy hour dishes are now $4 each, and their happy hour drinks are $1.25. Still not bad.\n\nHappy hour prices are effective from 3-6pm.\n\nI got the BBQ pork fried rice and it was good. However, it was overly \"diluted\" with rice, so I was contemplating whether it was a good deal, even at $4. If you get it to go, they give it to you in a large take-out chinese-food-style container. This $4 I spent lasted me 1.5 meals (even if it was a bit too much rice, and not enough egg, bbq pork, onions, etc), so I was satisfied.\n\nI also got the red bean snow for $1.25, which is basically 1/3 sweet boiled red beans, 1/3 shaved ice, and 1/3 sweet red bean broth (from the boiled red beans). Good when you crave something sweet, but not overly sweet.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rM07y_F6_mXrkYQqQioZtg", "date": "2011-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A1B9NtS73HVTPxOsXsPAYQ", "text": "Happy Hour: 3-6  All food on their special menu 1.95-3.75 \n -- Try the $1 watermelon or strawberry drink, they are surprisingly\n     realistic\nSpecial Lunch and dinner menus on the table: all under $5.75\n\nThe point: Check this place out.\nTry: BBQ Pork Chow Mein\n       Sweet & Sour Pork", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "allqMLHCgRQX8L1BZAyWpg", "text": "Went here for the Moocho.com deal. After my meal, when I handed over the coupon, my waiter told me I should have specified the deal earlier, and mentioned something about a computer. In every other establishment that uses these deals, I've had no issues with the coupon being accepted at the end of the meal, so I was pretty confused. Finally, they told me I couldn't use the coupon because my total exceeded the limit by one dollar. I offered to pay the difference in cash but they refused. Again, I've dealt with the exact same issue in other restaurants and they have graciously agreed. I had to pay the whole amount and am still holding on to my deal coupon to use later.\nThe food itself was served in large quantities and seemed like pretty standard, white washed Chinese food. My friend really likes the sweet and spicy pork here. I wouldn't recommend the iced tea; it had a weird aftertaste. All in all, go here for the ridiculously cheap, generously portioned lunch specials, but don't have high expectations for the most part...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FXalKby6rg80GpmcCdiHZQ", "text": "Dirt cheap chinese restaurant that offers American dishes as well. There are a good number of rice dishes that fall under $5 before tax and tip. Don't expect premium cuts of meat in your dishes. Drinks are very cheap and laden with sugar. \n\nBasically, you get what you pay for. This food fills you up without emptying your wallet. If you're gonna complain about the quality, go elsewhere.\n\n*Ideal for college students on a budget", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g-4gnkniQRW-a5HCSBwRHA", "text": "Two Words: HAPPY HOUR\n\n(or DIRT CHEAP. haha)\n\nI only come here for take out during Happy Hour to get some fried chicken wings ($2.75) and watermelon juice ($1.00).\nThe portions and prices actually beat those of Chinatown!\nThey have a pretty good and affordable selection available for Happy Hour from 3pm-6pm, but I can't comment on those items since I've been too afraid to try anything else. Plus, I only come here when I'm craving some cheap waaaaangs!\n\nThey only serve the wing part now, instead of the wing+drummette. (YAY!) And fry them to a delicious golden brown. However, they're unsalted/ unseasoned and occasionally slightly overcooked. :( \n\nWatermelon juice has been consistent and only a buck!!! Same with all the other drinks during Happy Hour. What more can you ask for?!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pnKET8Us-ORlWLCf5Dj0Wg", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GjaHVwdR872jmILtD8tg5Q", "text": "This place isn't the greatest restaurant in the world, however for a college town campus, it fits well.  They have great happy hour prices, which at this time and age is a genuine plus.  Their portions are very large, good enough to fill you up and take some home with you.  I personally don't go down and sit to eat, I prefer to take to-go orders.  The to-go orders can take a bit of time, so I would suggest that you phone in your order so that you don't have to wait.  You can't complain too much once you see their prices!  Just take it in slowly, it may be one of those places where you either love it or hate it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SWKlJtZ-XdZ_RdPX1ol6LQ", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jOqm6-YJ0-MzXs-AHNGJxg", "text": "I have become a regular over the past couple months.  I'm pregnant and began craving crispy pan-fried noodles.  I've been to four different places that had it on the menu and Sun Hong Kong's is by far the best!  Get the house special because it has a little bit of everything in it... the sauce makes the noddles in the center tasty, but it's the crispy outside that I really LOVE!\n\nAnother dish that my husband and I have become fond of is their salt and pepper squid.  Actually their salt and pepper anything is really good... loved the rock cod and the pork chops were good too.  The batter is perfect and the fixings on top (scallions and jalepenos, I think) are really yummy, too.\n\nWe've had the 3 item special a few times which also comes with soup.  I've enjoyed everything that I've ever ordered on that menu and I don't think I've ever ordered the same thing twice.  I've probably tried at least 20 different things on their menu.\n\nWe recently went during Happy Hour and it was pretty packed.  Super cheap and good portions.  Since my husband and I are no longer \"starving college students\", we both decided that going during Happy Hour is not a must and that we prefer ordering off the larger menu.  Still inexpensive compared to a lot of places.... and hearty portions.\n\nI'll be kinda bummed once the baby arrives and I won't be making my weekly trip to dine-in.  But I do have a menu at home handy to call in an order and have the hubby pick it up if the cravings come back =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r6RxhlONB1nBONU7048X3Q", "date": "2009-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NjpfghSHcCCOWjnFOjpTEQ", "text": "I used to come here a lot when it was happy hour. The food isn't the best out there...but alright considering the price (~$5 a plate). \n*What I do love is the baked porkchop though...mm mm mmm.\n*Getting bubble milk tea here during happy hour is a joke..they fill up the glass with SO much ice. I wonder how much milk tea is actually in there without the ice...1/5 the cup? Not cool. If you're really craving some milk tea I suggest going to Asian Ghetto while they're making the food. \n\nI think the owners are really nice people but the waiters are horrible. Especially this ONE waiter....if you've been here before and you've been served by him, I'm SURE you know who I'm talking about. He's incredibly rude. One time he was too busy watching some sports game instead of taking our order. Hellloooo don't come to our table and pretend you're working when you're not. Almost every time that I've been here I've encountered him and there's always something else I can nitpick on. Horrible customer service.\n\nNothing that special about the decor of this restaurant...but they have a huge area in the back for large parties.\n\nI think I would have given this place 2 stars...but it's really a good deal during happy hour (again, not the milk tea though!)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9zXbVNk1DwPPUZ4FHm46Yw", "date": "2012-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nyWx4vvb5xchWLGNhG4wUg", "text": "I'm here probably three times a week during the school year. I'll admit, the food isn't the greatest Chinese food you'll ever have, but it's still pretty decent and a great value considering the prices, especially during happy hour! Between 3 and 6pm a lot of items on the menu are discounted. You can usually have a full meal for under five dollars during that time, and maybe between $8-10 outside of happy hour.\n\nIt's a great place for groups, there are TVs on the walls which you can watch various sports, and the service is (usually) good. To be fair though, it might just be because I come here so often that they started recognizing me, so I can't vouch for anyone else's experiences with their service. They usually don't mind if you hang out in there for hours either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n8hnNIOG0qIpWtXsFQxzdw", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qG1wNK5HNcDV_hE_QGgUxA", "text": "Yummy and greasy cheap Chinese food. I recommend going during happy hour (3-6pm). I usually get boba milk tea ($1) and dry fried beef chow fun ($3.75). I crave beef chow fun a lot and this place serves the cheapest one in Berkeley. Great for college students on a budget. They also have lunch and dinner specials that are pretty cheap as well. I notice there is a quality and service difference when I go with my friend who is a regular. Overall, I recommend this place as a fast and cheap way to satisfy Chinese food cravings. For quality and nice service, though, you should try another place, like Great China.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tFR1jdqKNiLPOd6NiiQ5nA", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rK_5IZ33A4QUiKT7xhkwdA", "text": "The chef has left, the owners are going to remodel the space and make it part of Kip's.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eJC-zFgGybkRjEgQPtCB8w", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rxSkK9Im0ttzw6qSSl1W2w", "text": "Cheap.  Just like every other review will mention about Sun Hong Kong.  But is it any good?  It really depends on what you order.  \n\nToday I ordered from the Happy Hour menu.  Appetizers and entrees are either $2.75 or $3.75 and drinks are $1.00.  My friend and I ordered the fried chicken (wings and drumstricks), mongolian beef with rice, and dried fried beef with thick flat noodles.  The fried chicken was the best - it came fresh from the fryer.  The mongolian beef was the low point of the meal.  It was awkwardly paired with bamboo and the spiciness was near absent with the exception of red peppers.  As for the final dish, the amount of noodles was huge.  Definitely enough to serve 2 people as one order.  Again, the noodles had very little flavor.  \n\nAmong the other specials not mentioned by others are:\n$17.99 for 3 dishes plus soup and rice.  For 3~4 people.  The dishes from this special are what you see at most other family Chinese restaurants.  The menu features more traditional Chinese beef, chicken, hot pot, and vegetables dishes.  \n\nI'm giving the restaurant 3 stars:\n1 - It's cheap. \n2 - The drinks aren't that bad.  I had the iced milk tea w/ coffee.  \n3 - Menu is fairly diverse.  There's a lot of appetizers, main entrees, and drinks to choose from, whether its the happy hour menu or the dinner special.  \n\nP.S. Don't order wonton soup with egg noodles.  I don't know what it is, but they don't taste like normal egg noodles.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EK4gZnUbD4hFk8hcHm9xEw", "date": "2009-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TDdGsD2J4v582gt3Hz1t7A", "text": "Happy hour prices have risen! It's now $3/$4 for an entree or $1.25(+tax) for a drink.\n\nBut the beef stew with noodles ($3.30 after tax) is still excellent on a cold Bay Area summer evening.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sssEK85_XAPPyB8zgemXKA", "date": "2011-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U0j4trXlWoOuZm9ngStGEg", "text": "Cheap food, nothing spectacular, and poor service. If you want to take your food to go, its a not too bad of a place to get food from. Generally its pretty cheap and you can get a meal and a drink for around $5. If you decide to dine-in, then you will be charge 15% tip for your meal, though the service hardly deserves it. Food usually comes slow or if you go in a large group, orders are forgotten. The drinks are decent, though they vary in quality from day-to-day; but for $1 how can you complain. Although they have happy hours, the lunch specials, and barrage of other specials all along the walls means you get a \"deal\" any time you go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q7uJYSicQdI_RZbG8kjnSw", "date": "2010-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y-fLyfVtd9hHyNq7sIGspA", "text": "I actually visit this restaurant fairly often because there aren't many good Chinese food restaurants around.  \n\nPros: \nService: Fast and nice service. They do customized dishes upon request. (ie. You can replace noodle soup with stir fried noodle with the same sides on menu). They seem to have hired some guy who speaks adequate amount of English. \nConvenient location: 1 block from UC campus.\nPrice: Their food is really a bargain and comes in huge portions; items for Happy Hours are unbelievably cheap. \n\nCons: \nDishes are either very good or very bad, depending on what you like. \n\n???:\n Selections: They have a very wide variety of selections and provide notes on the menu of their specialty. (I did not try the specialty items out because the one I saw was Ramen noodle...) I also notice that they have a \"Chinese menu\" and \"American menu\" starting from different sides of the menu booklet. The problem with such a huge menu is that you don't know which ones taste good until you order it. \n\nThe reviews below are base on my personal opinion. I have lived in China before and am used to authentic Chinese food. I usually don't like most Chinese restaurants here, so I might judge dishes differently from what you might be looking for.\n\nAbove Average Dishes: \nEggplant with Seafood Clay Pot: Yummy! There's actually no (or very little) seafood in the clay pot, but since I know the authentic one has no real seafood in this dish either, it doesn't really matter. The name comes from that the dish is made with fish sauce. For those who are particularly looking forward to the seafood? Order something else.\nBoat porridge: Whoever like rice porridge would probably like this one. I recommend it.\nIced milk tea and Iced milk tea with coffee: I like them here more than other places in Berkeley. The portions of milk and tea are just right.\n\nAverage Dishes: \nFried rice (For the price of $3.75 during Happy Hours, it is good enough).\nChicken in a clay pot: This one is acceptable and leans to the (slightly) salty side. It tastes good with rice. Huge portions, though. \n\nBelow Average Dishes: \nAssorted vegetables stir fried: I guess they usually don't add salt to dishes unless the sauce they use is salty. Why? Salt is on the table.  \nSizzling Steak Cubes w/ Black Pepper: It is beef strips with green pepper and onion grilled on hot iron plate. It appeared so yummy until I ate it. If you are a fan of Korean BBQ beef like I do, then this is not the one you should go for.\nCurry chicken rice plate: I like Thai curry, so that may be why I rate this one low because they use a different kind of curry.\n\nI have never tried their American food such as pasta, pizza or burger because it is supposed to be a Chinese restaurant. \n\nOverall, a good place to hang out with a group; price is cheap; food is good if you know what to pick.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aPMmr7_ETLGlUTRApg1Dbw", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZEgLgcwIFSmeJ0xSQMAt9w", "text": "Entertainment Book Coupon: Buy One Get One (Up to $7, doesn't apply to lunch specials, happy hour, etc)\n\nVALUE!!! Lunch specials are a whole menu of $4.25 items and seem pretty solid. Happy hour is 3-6PM and items are $3. We went in the afternoon and used our coupon, but we've also gone for happy hour and I'm sure I'll try their lunch specials sometime. \n\nI thought the deep fried pork with spicy salt was excellent regardless of price, and he packed our to go box so full he couldn't close it. We snacked on a few pieces on the way to the car just so we could close it (and because we were hungry). The chicken chow fun was not bad, and a good portion. During happy hour we ordered Wonton Mein and Pork Chop Ramen ($3 each) and were unimpressed. The soup was extremely bland, though the quality of the egg noodles and ramen was fine. The wontons and pork chops in the soup were both fairly good, but it's hard to really like soup noodles with bland broth. I won't be ordering any more soup noodles, but I look forward to trying everything else!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FR07fJ-X6LYQpeTDOzNmBw", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fFASLoiNtaBj9-tTu0Oa_w", "text": "Okay, I gave this place 2 more chances and I can say I think they've improved since their earlier days last year.\n\nThe happy hour specials can't be beat - so much food for such a low price! BBQ Pork over rice is good (they really pack the rice in), chow mein, and chow fun are relatively good. The chow fun was super bland last year, but they've definitely improved it.\n\nIn terms of future health consequences, this is not a place to eat too often with its oiliness level, but for the days you need a quick dinner and your wallet is thin, this will be easier for you financially than going to Asian Ghetto!\n\nNote to self: Don't get the grass jelly anymore...it comes in condensed milk. I'd love to try the watermelon slush though. Lemon tea looks good too. And my friends LOVE the red bean snow, but I'm not a big coconut fan.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2009-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RJROCKTQqkreKEmg-sSW1g", "text": "I love Sun Hong Kong.  \n\nI've been eating here since they had a location on Shattuck (where PiQ is now located) and I think I've had -- well, perhaps only 20% of what they have on the English language menu -- but it hasn't changed.  \n\nAwesome dishes are the Hong Kong fried noodles (crispy) and I fell in love with beef with runny scrambled egg over ice here.  It seems like a lot of unhappy reviews come from people ordering the rock bottom cheapest dishes, but you can eat very well if you upgrade slightly, and get the 3 dishes for $19 or $20 special (I can't remember which it is).  \n\nMy main recommendation is: get Chinese food here.  Don't get bulgogi or other silly things!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M-yiinJhbWfxl8kNtCm0rw", "date": "2011-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WqeTJ1ZVq4xpS6s0XBBQYw", "text": "This has become one of my favorite restaurants in Berkeley, so what's with the 3 stars?  The food's mediocre and tastes like something I can whip up.  Not to mention service is spotty.  The 3 stars are for cheap ass decent food, in large portions, at a convenient location. Like other cheap HK joints in Milpitas and Fremont, they use a Chef Boyardee-esque tomato sauce on their baked spaghetti/rice dishes.  I grew up on Chef Boyardee cans, so that's fine with me.\n\nAs an early bird eater, I always make happy hour.  For $2.75-4.75 (if I decide to drink milk tea with my entree) I can have dinner AND leftover lunch.  That's about $1.50-2.50 per meal!  Its less than cooking at home and great for those lazy days.  I highly recommended the baked dishes and beef fried rice, since they're more flavorful and hold up better as leftovers.  Definitely worth eating here if you're a leftover eater like me, and take advantage of happy hour.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AVs2bXQJSY4irQDerBmamg", "date": "2008-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "SuYBGR5hZKvvwz6PyH60Tw", "text": "I, as one who sometimes exchanges money for the service of having someone make food for them, reasonably expect some measure of quality in the food I am served. This holds regardless of the price. Just because food is cheap does not mean its taste should be little removed from cardboard, nor does it mean I cannot complain when the atmosphere is reminiscent of a dirty cafeteria. \nAs for those who enjoy the taste of the food at Sun Hong Kong restaurant, I cannot imagine what they would consider unworthy of putting in their mouths. The french toast was nothing more than deep-fried white bread. The fried rice, albeit served in a huge pile, was unspectacular and disappointing, with only specks of bok choy, frozen peas and carrots, and thin strings of egg. The dumplings were so thick they had the consistency of thick buns, and were nearly hollow inside save an ungenerous spoonful of vegetable. \nIf we were in a famine, I could hardly complain. The food we were served definitely offered us calories for sustenance, and none of it was so distasteful that swallowing it was impossible. But I demand a bit more when I trade my money for cooked food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "TBBEVdPlJS_UlBHa4la03A", "date": "2008-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "yKJ_tgS877x_v7QjKrIfqA", "text": "If you want lots of food for cheap, this is the place to go. Happy hour is from 3:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. so be sure to go between these times to order off their dirt cheap menu. Drinks are like a dollar, and an entr\u00e9e is ~$3.50. One thing to note is that they don't accept credit card unless your order is $7.\n\nI usually get the curry beef or curry chicken over rice. The curry that they make is packaged, the beef and chicken taste pretty much the same, since they've suffered from so much freezer burn that the texture is mushy and indistinguishable. \n\nI wouldn't recommend this place unless you wanted to dine with somebody you dislike, or a huge group of guys who could care less about what they want to eat.\n\nThe milk tea with tapioca here is also not that great. They put MASSIVE amounts of corn syrup into the drinks, and I think after two or so, you'll have diabetes before the day's over.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hGC9kUQAsPZQEN56Gk_cAQ", "text": "This review is for their super cheap drinks. I heard the food here sucks so most likely I will never try it since there are a plethora of better options in Berkeley for cheap, delicious food. But the hong kong style milk tea for $1.35 (that's with tax) cannot be beat. Get it when the lady makes it because she puts less ice. Awesome tea at a super cheap price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "73MfXNpW43fBeltWWiM-Eg", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Di-aj-ziLz8pJzbUunsIuA", "text": "So today I go to SHK around at 4 pm to get the happy hour meals. I get my order to-go and it's all good. I always get them to-go because I can't finish the portions in one sitting or I take it and eat at home. But today I decided eat at SHK, and sit down in one of the tables near where they serve ice cream. So the dude comes over (seems like the owner) and tells me I can't eat on these tables, so I said, cool, I'll go inside and eat where everybody else eats. He tells me that I can't because I got it to-go. I tell him that I wouldn't have finished it even if I decided to eat in, and would have asked for a to-go box anyways. He again tells me no, and that I have to leave and I can't complain about it because I'm \"in his property\" and he wants me to leave with the to-go food. \n\nRemember guys, if you get food to-go, make sure you f***ing leave the restaurant.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ELqDphIwm5HV1jgeykrx3A", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "hvifhjb7YOpfY90_L4zURA", "text": "Review at-a-glance:\n- automatic 15% gratuity on the bill, no matter lunch or dinner, more than 4 people or not, for its crappy service\n- no change unless you ask for it\n- never order soup here\n- food is never fresh here\n\nI am sick of the food here. Shame on them. They even dare to put \"Hong Kong\" in their restaurant name. \n\nIf there is 0 star rating, I will rate 0 rather than 1 star.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VS9bbgNcar99Ucuu15beFA", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PcEoTxZfbUAWHy7_qpVEkQ", "text": "Happy hour is the only good part about this: $4 for a decent portion. Other than that, food is mediocre, service is terrible.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ufDyx7DXvxKa8NU2UfF4uA", "date": "2011-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xYcUHlFF9HpbyqcBEViBxA", "text": "Good for super-cheap, I had a week or so where I practically lived off this stuff.  Basically, the secret is: from 3-6 they have a Happy Hour, meaning every dish on the Happy Hour menu (which is large) is either $2.75 or $3.75.  Basically, I've learned you should get one of two things:\n1. BBQ Pork with Vegetable Chow Mein\n2. Sweet and Sour Pork\nEverything else is... not quite as good.  Also, WARNING: they have a lot of drink specials, do NOT get the drinks.  All of them are SUPER sugary to the point of undrinkableness. I mean, I have a huge sweet tooth and I almost puked.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "925U3vQw2idUUNxrwSg_Yg", "date": "2009-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sI2djROWX2M7Li2cdU7PPA", "text": "you know a place is going downhill when they f**k up the jook (rice porridge). Seriously, how do you mess up rice porridge? It's just overcooked rice in a pot of water... I bought some to go and it was SOUR. What do they do? Re-serve the same rice porridge for a week? Cheap asians.. it takes like half a cup of uncooked rice to make a pot of rice porridge, they should have the courtesy to pour it out and remake it each day. GRRR. I dont know if I can trust their sanitation and quality control anymore.\nAnd you know why the food is so cheap? Notice it is all tilapia/codfish/corn/cream/ramen/macaroni stuff... all this comes frozen, dried, or in a can.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "a2wL432MCURrkqWbgoDVrg", "date": "2009-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 12, "useful": 11, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "FVVgiGPF9XViZ744UOClIg", "text": "Obviously the fellow yelpers that gave Sun Hong Kong 3 stars or less dont know what great Chinese food is all about. \nHow can anyone compare panda express to anything? Especially with the one and only Sun Hong Kong. Thats basically like comparing shit to sugar. Thats disgusting  Someone needs to make an appointment with their local doctor or dentist and get their taste buds checked, cause their full of it.\n\nSun Hong Kong is my type of place. I admit, it is a bit confusing when entering the restaurant because there are 3 restaurants built in one. You got an ice cream parlor, Kips and Sun Hong Kong. SHK is in the back, so keep walking until the waiter says hello and seats you. The menu is pretty big, one side is for kips and the other is SHK. They have the family style meal which consist of 3 items and soup for 17.99. Great deal. They also have happy hour from 3-6 on weekdays, i believe. The prices here are real cheap just how I like it. I mainly go for the chow fun or pan fried chow mein. Beef and scramble eggs chow fun (runny style) and House special pan fried chow mein are the favorites here. The portions are Hefty and the customer service is real nice. I can tell the owner/ employees have experience in the restaurant game, cause they definitely know how to run it right here. Much props for that.\n\nThe food sometimes take a few minutes to come out. Its made to order, so its fresh and delicious. Its well worth those few minutes, so dont trip.\n\nBasically, this isnt your same old \"neighborhood Chinese food joint\". Its Quality shit called Hong Kong Style. Get it straight, don't get it twisted. one thing i cant stand, is weak ass folks that eat shit all their lives and act like they know what they're talkin' about. \n\nNext visit, ill definitely try some new items. Might even stop by the happy hour special cause the prices are unbeatable.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5fcd6FxrWE3VkSV0aBSXHw", "date": "2009-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E-huu8FVf6AVU7j3tdPIQg", "text": "I've probably had the worst food I've ever had in a long time here at Sun Hong Kong.  It was after a Cal game, and man, it was horrible.\n\nWhen you look at the menu, you'll notice a large selection, but more like a WTF selection.  Uh, pizza next to won tons... that can't be right, can it?  Let me tell you it was wrong, dead wrong.\n\nMy party orders their food.  I got won ton soup, they got the pizza and some chow mein.  It was a recipe for disaster.\n\nMy soup came in and it was luke warm.  I like my food at least above room temperature, especially my soups.  It was so gross, I actually didn't finish it, and I was really hungry after all that cheering.  I tried some of the pizza, and it tasted like digiornos.  I guess its not delivery after all.\n\nPeople rave about the happy hour's cheapness, but I haven't had a chance to try it yet.  But all I have to ask is, is it worth it?  Really is it worth it?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "jNpquKQ-lZNzj2HXd_4PKw", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kcMf-cSBWgbytU74GFOM_g", "text": "soup, 3 entrees, and a bucket of rice for around $20. \nThe food is hearty and tastes pretty good and the portions are massive.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2008-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "losAGRy3Ztdko2etIoOiLQ", "text": "pretty good vanilla gelato :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "v3DO-6UicPvbESDIp_-w9A", "text": "You can't resist the prices of this place between 3-6pm! $2.75 or 3.75 on a meal and $1 DRINKS!!!!! This place exudes college cheapness and succeeds at providing it.\n\nIts odd at the amount of American-style food they have, and every time i've had it its been disappointing, as in recently:\nJessica T had the Baked Pork chop, expecting some of the homey-ness of this typical HK-western food fusion, instead got a friend pork chop covered in Ketchup...ewwww\n\nBut the beef stew and sweet and sour pork I got was pretty decent. But who cares for 2.75 and 3.75 respectively. The beef stew was tasty with tendon and brisket. And the pork was deeeeeep fried and saucy, and kind of typical panda-express style, but I can't complain at this price.\n\nAlso got grass jelly drink, pearl milk tea, ice lemon coke all for a dollar each!!!!! Can't complain about that\n\nSimple rule, stay away from odd fusions/ western food (I've had the turkey burger and its cold, with lame condiments and rubbery), other than that you'll be happy with the Chinese food, especially at the happy hour prices!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aMOQUtikM2CzotY9-FqkDg", "date": "2010-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1CS2srmCaraKPpjnK7eXXg", "text": "Best place for milk tea in Berkeley. \nIt is $1.10 (happy hour pricing) and STRONG...not the cheap, powdery tea you get at Quickly with a poor milk to tea ratio of 4:1. I usually opt for the milk coffee & tea- the coffee gives you the extra caffeine boost and the combination of the two flavors is really nice. \n\nI have had their food on occasion...it's okay. The fried rice is a nice big portion but nothing special taste-wise. Don't choose the noodles...it's a hit or miss. I haven't had any of the meat dishes since I was a veg for quite some time but it is on my to do list to try the curry chicken lunch special. \n\nP.S. I like how they used to have clear glass panels looking into the kitchen then replaced them with fogged glass. Hmmm...what could be going on back there?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "brWHje6zuPQhygSl-3l3gg", "date": "2009-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5VQu0d4P91V6-FZRXESmUw", "text": "You get what you pay for.  \n\nThe happy hour prices are unheard of in Berkeley, since we don't have a lot of franchised restaurants that have happy hours for food.  Actually, the prices are unheard of everywhere: appetizers and entrees range from $2.75 to $3.75 and most drinks are $1.  \n\n- BBQ Pork and Rice: my BF ordered this and hated it.  He said the meat was weird and he regretted his decision immediately after ordering but didn't want to change his order.  It came with a sauce that he threw on top of everything to try and make it edible but he just ended up eating what I ordered.  What do you expect for $3.75?\n- Pork Baked Rice Dish: The first time I had this, it was much tastier.  Basically, they have rice that is slightly fried in a metal plate, they have random pieces of pork over it and it is covered with a tomato sauce and cheese (ew, I hate the cheese) and baked.  At most Hong Kong style restaurants, this is done pretty well.  Here, it is acceptable for what you pay for but don't base your opinion of baked rice dishes on this.\n- Dried Beef Chow Fun: I really enjoyed this.  We got a decent sized plate of noodles for under $4 and they did not super skimp on the beef!  Some of the noodles were still stuck together, but that happens everywhere.  I will probably stick to this entree from now on.\n- Chicken Wings:  They came out looking crispy and hot but you could tell the quality of meat was bad.  I bit into a chunk of fat and the wings were oddly shaped, with bones sticking out in random places and some were broken, leaving traces of blood marrow on the meat.  Not appetizing but we had to try $3 wings.\n- Mongolian Beef with Rice: I just tried a bite and...is Mongolian beef supposed to be sweet?  There was a small kick of spicy at the end (not so much a \"kick\" as it was a slight tap) but not my cup of tea.\n- HK Milk Iced Tea: Bleh.  I like my tea stronger and not as watered down.  Also, my cup was filled mostly with ice.  However, no regrets since it was only $1.  \n- Lemon Honey Tea: all honey and no lemon or tea.  Undrinkable. \n\n\nService was so-so.  The waiters there aren't rude but they aren't exactly friendly either.  The food comes fast so I'm fine with it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-7cZKm6k5W7A2SkV-e8WMA", "text": "Went during happy hour at 5:30 and ordered the beef chow fun, chicken chow mein, and baked pork chop w/ spaghetti.  Large portions of chow fun & chow mein for only $3.75 each.   Good authentic wok flavor according to the mother in law (who knows real Cantonese food.)  Her only complaint is they don't use the thin egg noodles for the chow mein, they only serve it on the regular menu.  The baked dish came after we were almost finished eating the other 2 dishes, it was only ok, but how can you complain for $3.75?  Had the red bean ice drink for $1, not that great, but again, I couldn't make it at home for $1.  Friend had the watermelon drink which she said was tasted like real fruit.  \n\nOverall a good value for the happy hour specails from 3-6 pm.  Very random assortment of chinese and American food.  Where else can you find a place that'll serve fried sea bass or crab legs w/ ginger & onion, with cheese pizza, ravioli and a tuna melt?    Not to mention they have $1 ice cream scoops?!?!?  I'll be back to explore the happy hour menu more fully...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2009-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BDjWt3QgLIf_93i27pT-Gg", "text": "Solid little place for a quick lunch.  Very typical menu - I even went with my chinese friend and she had no luck coaxing the secret menu out of them. Perhaps we were the dumb ones for assuming they'd have one.\n\nI actually really like the rice porridge here, but it was my first expedition with it, and I am still learning what perfect rice porridge should taste like. I know Alex wants to kill me for saying this.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SE12F7KiHtaTLxNBBsIPvg", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IoMps7SvgAJNef-EWjPeug", "text": "This place is oddly cheap and spacious, but my suspicions were unfounded when they brought the tasty food to me and my family very quickly. We got rice porridge, beef and \"scrambled\" egg over rice, beef chow he fun, and pan fried noodles. It was so good, and the waitress (manager?) was extremely nice! She gave us little cups of ice cream and made small talk about her kid. \n\nOh and tea/coffee drinks for $1 from 3-6PM? My kind of happy hour. \n\nI'm not much for being a food snob. If it tastes decent and doesn't put a dent in my already-heavily-dented finances, I am happy. Sun Hong Kong wins in both categories.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "c0nkVFgANfm75Jb_nACnZQ", "date": "2009-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nqO668G8nhM9qO6AIXPICw", "text": "Pretty cheap food, good for large crowds.\n\nService/Decor: Lots of tables, you can reserve the backroom if you're coming with a large party (I mean actually large, like 50 people). Servers are pretty cranky but food comes out pretty fast. \n\nFood: Food's cheap, but not very good. I usually just get whatever on the menu since I already assume I won't particularly like what I get, but I've gotten the mongolian beef, sweet and sour pork, curry chicken, and a few more. There's a special happy hour menu in which you get the meal and boba that I got with grass jelly, which is kind of nice. Apart from cheap food, there's really no appeal to this place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qEucv3a-t-me6eGhDFZpFQ", "text": "I'm a huge fan of their milk tea, it truly has that Hong Kong style milk tea taste. It's super cheap too, $1.25. This may be the new place that I go to instead of Quickly for that milk tea fix.\n\nI got a beef chow mein (the crunchy kind, you get a choice between that or thick noodles). It tasted great! The portion is really big I could barely even finish it. Keep in mind that I did not go during happy hour, I went on a Saturday night at around 9pm. The total came out to be $7.75 which is pretty good for a large meal and a milk tea. I'd say this is also pretty on par with Vietnamese Village in asian ghetto (of which I am also a fan of too).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6LPi_k_64zbPK3p6ZWzwcA", "text": "Happy Hour is awesome here! From 3-6pm I think. The drinks are a $1 during that short time frame, but its to go only. The milk tea is pretty good but when I saw that they had grass jelly drinks I had to get one. I was pleasantly surprised at the amount of grass jelly, it was great the perfect way to cool off or just plain enjoy! Although in the last few times I have gone the man making the drinks didn't seem to know what he was doing and I didn't get nearly enough grass jelly. But all in all still good for the price and great for a starving college student on a budget!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "epeDgCUc6WZm38bOMXIh1g", "date": "2009-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7rW9PiKWetUKk9oZyrwQSQ", "text": "I have been a regular customer here for the past three years, and cannot say enough good and bad things about this restaurant. I guess I will just list a few things...\n\nPROS: Excellent food and value for the price. Lunch specials and Happy hour specials are only 3.95 per entree for a large meal, which is the best value you can get in Berkeley! The food is very good, and comparable to the other chinese restaurants nearby. And they are very generous in their servings. One of my favorite lunch specials is the chicken and soft tofu over rice. It is delicious!!\nThey have a very wide variety of foods in addition to chinese food, including pastas, pizzas, and burgers.\n\nCONS: The customer service is just horrible. If you get takeout, make sure you call and order 15 minutes in advance before you pick up. Also, make it VERY clear what you want, and repeat it. I always make myself clear, yet the past THREE times, they screwed up my order. (I ask for chicken, and they give me beef...) They also did the same thing for my roommate, I feel like the employees have hearing problems.. Also, the chinese lady who works there to take orders is very, very rude. Makes me very, very angry.\nThe last time I went there, somehow my one order took them over half an hour to make, yet I was basically the only person in the restaurant..\n\nI would definitely go there for the value and selection of food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IOQvwOaEZKF9zTzHGZCIZw", "text": "Go to Cal and want cheap Chinese food? Sun Hong Kong is the place to go. The price is very cheap, they have some set lunch and dinner for $4.95 plate + a soda or milk tea. I've been here twice and both times I was here I ordered the Sweet & Sour Cod and the Chicken W/ Onion. The sweet & sour cod was average because it was more flour than cod. The chicken w/ onions was kind of yucky because the sauce came in this snooty type of texture, really slimy but the chicken was a little crispy though. \n\nThe service is not that friendly. Probably stressed a college student that works here. They pretty much just expect you to finish your meal and leave so they could clear up the tables for other people. The funny thing about the menu is that the first half of the menu is Chinese food and the second half is pasta, burgers and pizza. Also near the entrance of the store is an ice cream stand. It's like they started with an ice cream shop, changed their mind and wanted to go into Italian food then Chinese Ha-ha. \n\nThe cool thing is they have open mic sometimes. Local talents come here during certain nights and do their thang. Parking isn't too bad sine there is a parking garage right across the street and the restaurant also validates. Street parking is very hard to find, especially around this busy area.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9cjIQqdgTBZ6q-MW2hzyAg", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JrukrQtF5VqSO1y_kBV30w", "text": "Sun Hong Kong has signs in front offering ice cream @1 a scoop, iced coffed @1,25, and hong kong milk tea @1.25\n\ndrink: hong kong milk tea\n-first few sips okay. later sips just powdery tasting. \n-no one actually on duty, waiter was pulled to maked drink.\n\ntea drips:\n-doubt coffee would be any better.\n-ice cream too iffy to even try.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Js1q_BsafRCSl4DClNm3vQ", "text": "I couldn't believe it when I found out they were opening up Sun Hong Kong again.  I remember the old Sun Hong Kong's pink decor, located on Shattuck, where the floors felt like an ice skating rink, and a diner's sleeves were bound to get yellow from reclining against the tabletops.  But lo, the NEW Sun Hong Kong has opened.  \n\nI was dragged there by a group of my friends, \"It'll be different!  It'll be great.\"  Of course, they had fuzzy warm memories of the old place, somehow forgetting that it was there on Shattuck that one of the guys had found a (what will go unnamed) body part of an (unidentifiable over the world wide web) animal in his house crispy noodles.  \n\nBUT, I must say, I was rather surprised.  The place is clean, the kitchen is observable behind a glass window, and because it's new, the restaurant inspired some degree of confidence that was affirmed and encouraged by the food once it got to the tables.  \n\nIt's good.  My friends and I even got a discount and some gelato thrown in.  The backroom is large for big parties, the old Cal mural is still on the walls, and the service is so friendly (b/c, presumably, they're happy you're there) it can feel ingratiating.\n\nA thumbs up here.  And I'm raising my glass to the hope that the old pink Sun Hong Kong of Shattuck from years past stays buried in our collective memory never to rise again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2008-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "aAdL9M3m-KyjwdYE_1VURg", "text": "it's CHEAP and you'll HATE it, but you'll also LOVE it, because it's so CHEAP.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "gRJvFURVZV0h5ypOsN16_Q", "text": "The Yelp description for two stars is \"Meh.  I've experienced better.\"  And I have.  In my own kitchen; with my own haphazard cooking.  This is not Chinese food.  It looks like it and might vaguely smell like it but that's where it ends.\n\nYes, I'd rather eat my own mystery concoctions because although they look questionable, they at least taste okay.  I'll admit the food here doesn't taste bad.  But it doesn't taste good.  Actually, it doesn't taste like anything.  Maybe it's a season-it-yourself kind of establishment.\n\nI came here with a group and we all agreed that while portions were overly generous and prices were low, the food was not really worth it.  After all, if you're unwilling to eat the leftovers, does that make it good value?  I think not; and as a student, value means everything.\n\nService was spotty.  We asked for waters and they never came, so after our food came down we eventually managed to successfully wave down a server to ask for them.  Cups are not necessarily clean.\n\nNot much to say about ambiance; typical student hang-out.  Clean.  Didn't check the bathroom.\n\nMight have better luck with happy hour drinks.  But I'm definitely not in a rush to go back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0l9MY_ovQcBogtqMcXE7VA", "date": "2008-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jctvr3XFPFCMy-jCLLKIKA", "text": "Lately the service has gotten worse and worse. If you have an hour for lunch, you won't have time to get in and out. Went there today, waited forty minutes for two lunch specials. Isn't the point of the lunch special, that it's ready to roll... that it comes out quickly, and is economical? Well, the price is right, but when you leave with an empty stomach forty minutes after you arrive, and rush back to work to try to get through the next six hours while you're starving, then the savings aren't worth it. Going to sneak out and get Subway to make it through the afternoon.\n\nThis is about the fifth time this has happened to me, here... though the other four times it was only HALF AN HOUR to wait and I could inhale my lunch and rush out with indigestion. Today the took bad service to the next level.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2009-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_JyP4LpyQg47hvQ_LrNdCw", "text": "Although their Happy Hour prices are a steal, I never find myself eating here. I'm not sure why...\n\nTheir $1 watermelon or milk tea drinks are great and cheap on a hot day. My mother especially enjoys their Fish Balls or Pig Skin Curry and I have to agree. I usually order their Happy Hour chicken curry, which is delicious, spicy, and filling for about $4-5. \n\nI usually do takeout but I've found that they usually mess up my order when I try to order it over the phone. Sometimes I ask for the a la carte curry portion but they'll mistakenly mix it in with my rice and I'd have to wait around while they re-do it. \n\nOverall, an affordable and delicious Chinese restaurant in the Berkeley area. A much better one than Lotus House, in my opinion.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zrHhzP4omVmB2yCFDzR00Q", "date": "2010-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1_Fr59dUhLfYGqfku8l3jQ", "text": "It was a cold summer day in Berkeley, and I was really craving some Bulgogi--my choice of comfort food. Espresso Experience was closed, however, so I wandered about Berkeley semi broken-hearted. \n\nI passed Kip's--\"Grand Opening\" said the banner. The new Gelato and Chinese food place had just opened a few days ago. After carefully studying the huge menu on the glass wall, I went inside. \n\nA waiter approached me: \"Would you like to sit here? Or would you like to sit there?\"\n\nI sat down in the big big restaurant and ordered Mu-Shu Chicken. Biggest mistake of my life. I should have known better than to eat Chinese food at Kip's. What resulted was some sick sort of fusion food--the tortillas I received with my Mu-Shu Chicken were ACTUAL tortillas. Cut into fourths to equal 4 tortillas! Weirdest tasting Mu-Shu I've ever had. The tortillas were thick and very floury, and the ones on the bottom were kinda crispy too! First time I ever used a non-circular wrap for my Mu-Shu too, and I did not appreciate it. \n\nI hope they read this and fix those weird tortillas ASAP. The filling itself was okay...I have had better, let's just say...but at least I got my veggies today. (Wow, I 'm a poet and didn't even know it ) I give it two stars instead of one because the waiter was nice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2008-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BWvk37Q6vI0Dn3neTAEYRg", "text": "There are two reasons why I love Sun Hong Kong:\n\n1. It's pretty cheap, especially for the lunch specials. For the price, the food is actually pretty good and comes in very large portions. A take-out lunch special would cost you under $5 and will leave you for enough food for at least half a dinner. \n\n2. They're the only restaurant I've ever been to that has cow tongue. That's right, friends, cow tongue. Most of you reading this will probably quiver a bit from disgust, but I really suggest you try it if you get the chance. It's one of the most tender and delicious meats I've tried, and a common tradition in my household. Sun Hong Kong's ox tongue is served in a curry sauce with green bell pepper and potatoes, along with a side of two scoops of rice. I believe this dish is only about $8, which is pretty good for the amount of food you're getting. \n\nThe variety at Sun Hong Kong is pretty vast, and they are always more than happy to host student group dinners in their large dining area. Definitely one of my top choices for a quick bite!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LdEvHks5o4vaY_sg5HTG7A", "text": "Sure it's pretty cheap Chinese food for some Berkeley CAL students. Dinner meals for $5-6 with a choice of milk tea or soda. I ordered the grilled onion chicken and it was not that great. There was this snotty gluey sauce drowning my chicken. Pretty unappetizing. Don't think I'll come back here again. Try their other choices?? There's a mix of Chinese and American food in their menu. Don't quite appeal to me that this place offers anything that's worth trying for.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "25125qoi0I874AkaCjFF8Q", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6aE_2wOrhXfBHBLyVni3Hg", "text": "I think that Sun Hong Kong might be what heaven is like.  The menu is so tremendously and overwhelmingly comprehensive, that I can only compare it to what it must be like to stand in the presence of the divine.  It is, on its face, a Chinese restaurant, but it is so much more.  They even have Iced Ovaltine on the menu.  Ya, I don't want it.  BUT IT'S THERE, and somehow that comforts me.  \n\nThe menu is Chinese, it is American, and it is \"American\".  I have now eaten there twice and I will describe the dishes my friends and I have ordered on those two separate occasions....\n\n- Mu Shu Vegetables ... tasty Chinese standard.  The veggies tasted slightly of mustard which was nice.\n- Braised noodles with ginger ... very good, served with broth\n- Spare ribs with 'orange zest' ... disgusting, tasted like donuts, apparently 'orange zest' meant orange flavored corn syrup ... i drowned it out with chili sauce but that only went so far\n- Fried Oysters ... good, not everyone's favorite\n- Curly Fries ... YES!!!!\n- Szechuan Beef with Rice ... I didn't actually taste this but my friend seemed to think it was good\n- Baked Ox Tongue with Spaghetti ... Thisssss was good ... not quite a standard American thing, but it was definitely more American than Chinese.  I am a fan of tongue, but it's definitely an odder menu item in the States.\n- Oreo gelato and Raspberry gelato ... they gave us free samples and they were both quite tasty\n\nNow, not everything was good, but what was good was REALLY good, and there was just SO MUCH to chose from.  They also have pizza and burgers and whatnot.\n\nI have seen the future, and it is good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6p5uxNdZb3q9LDqBJYffNA", "date": "2008-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_TVnVu0F0UI88ZGK9fLqAA", "text": "Do NOT try the RANDOM ITEMS they have up posted on paper in the front.\n\nSilly me I'm always sooooo curious about promotional/experimental menu items I just have to jump on it.\n\nBaked Hawaiian Fried Rice - I thought this was pineapple fried rice, but it's a pizza over rice. As in, pineapple, ham, and CHEESE, over rice. Couldn't even finish it.\n\nHalf Kip's Fried Chicken with Fries - Waited 15 minutes for this, but it really was half a chicken. Unfortunately, it's too salty. Bahhhhh.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2009-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fz-mfC_z0OHbMd1iZVnnDQ", "text": "I dont think it's reasonable for people to give Sun HK such bad reviews when they go eat at their happy hour. You just cannot expect regular priced menu items quality food for $3 or even less! \n\nAnyways, I went to Sun HK for their porridge (take-out). I got a thousand year egg pork porridge and a chicken porridge. I did not go for the happy hour items, so the portions were huge (each porridge could serve around 4 bowls). They were definitely not stingy with the meat either! My chicken porridge was full of tender de-boned chicken. It was delicious!! Reminds me of the jook/congee my mom used to cook me back in Hong Kong!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3e4SbwYHhNy7tzzYlusIcg", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "WwVSlIh1c-2Gs8pW6k2f2Q", "text": "I have to say after reading alot of fellow Yelpers reviews about this place, I came to the conclusion that they don't know what real good Hong Kong style Chinese food taste like. I'm not too big of a fan of any other Chinese food besides HKS, so I know how good HKS Chinese food taste like when i have it. And I have to say Sun Hong Kong has some great food.\n\nI ordered the House Special Sun Hong Kong Crispy Pan fried chow mien noodles. It came with a combination of meats which included BBQ pork, chicken, beef, squid, shrimp and scallops. As for veggies it came with the normal baby bok choy and straw mushrooms and big black mushrooms. Everything was very tasty, the crispy noodles came out perfect. Very crispy on the outer edges, and very soggy in the middle just how i like it.\n\nService was on point, once you walk in you get seated and a lady brings out your water instantly. People are very nice here.\n\n4 Stars for Sun Hong Kong Restaurant in Berkeley", "stars": 4, "user_id": "brKdSv44CFBDGVATwQdjfg", "date": "2009-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "jeYQrIR81SZQz6Ar58OqWA", "text": "This has quickly become my go-to spot for authentic, Cantonese style food in the Berkeley campus area. They have the expansive menu typical of most hong kong style bistros, including rice places, sizzling noodle entrees, noodle soups, sauteed/braised/fried array of seafood and meats, and even comfort foods such as baked plates and macaroni soup. My ultimate tests of a genuine Cantonese food spot is if they have chicken and salty fish fried rice, and how well they do their salt and pepper squid. How did they fare? DELISH!\n\n$5 lunch specials, $6 dinner specials, and \"happy hour\" food specials. Don't expect a lot of ambience if you're eating in, but service is really fast and takeout is quite efficient.\n\nThe only thing that makes me sad is that they use ezdineinn.com for their delivery service, and the one time I got delivery, I was whacked with an $8 delivery fee.  WHACK!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M1wl9tWFaDbpfSxh5KmjaQ", "date": "2012-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "8Xq5VtwYjayKlxEY2PipQA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "bLR17dlXGOR-bQLhTQZIbw", "text": "soooooooo cheeeeeeep\n\nOn top of the happy hour specials, there are also:\nCal Specials\nAnniversary Specials\n\nBoth of these special menus have the same number of entrees, same pricing, and same sides:\n\nFor $4.95 ($5.45 total after tax before tip), you get an entree\nAND\na) rice\nb) spaghetti\nAND\nc) soda\nd) milk tea\n\nThat's a lot of combinations. You do the math.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0FqqWN5GMdqzF9JnwH2ulg", "text": "We were headed for Thai Noodle 2 but the line was out the door, so we went down a couple blocks to this place.  There was only one group inside, which should have been a tip-off but we went for it anyway.\n\nThe food was perfectly acceptable; A-OK, as yelp likes to quantify the 3-star review.  I had the flat rice noodles which I found to be on the greasy side, however can't be too hard on them for that because I usually think that with most thai noodles.\n\nThe service was terrible.  The waiter didn't even take our order for a good 15 minutes.  We paid in cash and the tab sat on the edge of the table for at least 10 minutes while the servers walked back and forth; finally I had to get up and hand it to someone at the counter so we could get our change and leave.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xuGv3ZvH3LM_CRYTFeeTqg", "date": "2009-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_1r5VGgOnUEsY64qSkRYrQ", "text": "Typically not very crowded at all, so this is my go-to Thai place. Everything's affordable and the service is quick.\n\nTried a lot of things here but here are the entrees that I recommend:\n-Papaya salad: Order it Laos style, and spicy. I've ordered this extra spicy before and I literally almost cried. But it was so good, it was worth it hahaha!\n-Pad Seew\n-Pad Thai\n\n^Can't go wrong with either. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I7nSFalBwIbR-blNd95I6Q", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2azrgggF5478ZPslj4SLZw", "text": "From the outside, Racha Cafe seems like a hole in the wall kindda restaurant, but don't let that fool you.  The food here is really good.  I especially liked their Thai BBQ chicken w/ fried rice, and it's a really good value at $6.95.  The chicken is on the sweet side (it also comes with Thai sweet and hot sauce if you want it even sweeter), but I think that's why I like it.\n\nThe restaurnt is fairly large and well lit.  For larger groups, there is a large banquet type room in the back (which helps to reduce noises from the large crowds).\n\nOverall, this is a great restaurant if you are looking for value and good food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lDaW7-U-hzlYi3Bi9drzEg", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3D20dSUHO7iuylq_yMj-mw", "text": "There's just something about the flavors in their dishes that I can't get over.  I've been to many Thai restaurants and theirs just tastes funny compared to others.  The first time I went, I ordered the pad thai.  It was too thick and too sugary & sour for my liking.  I also had the sweet rice and mango dessert, which wasn't very good.  For that, I'd go to Thai Temple on Sunday and get it to go.  Service is good - they let us pay separately instead of getting a single big check.  Also, there's a large room in the back suitable for large parties (~20-40).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EK4gZnUbD4hFk8hcHm9xEw", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3DxDSyelJtCjPjHZtwtZ5A", "text": "racha = love.\n\nin a sea of subpar asian cuisine, racha definitely rises above the rest (*cough* asian ghetto). it's inexpensive, the servings are always generous, the service is attentive and the food is fairly authentic. it definitely qualifies as a hole in the wall, but the food is good. \n\ni am ADDICTED to the fresh spring rolls. it's the one dish i consistently order. when first looking at reviews, i remember one yelper commenting about the \"orgasmic\" quality of the sauce. while the rolls themselves are pretty standard, she was right. the sauce is pretty damn magical. it's a bit on the sweet side, but far better than the standard plum sauce and sweet and source sauce that typically accompany spring rolls. \n\nthe pad ka prow is great (pork sauteed with basil and peppers), as well as the pad thai. the papaya salad is also a nice treat that comes with a generous serving of dried shrimp. yumm.\n\nthe nice thing about racha is that they're open for lunch/dinner and offer take out as an option. no matter what, the service is always super fast!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GVdD_5sQADVqedZKvsi7_A", "date": "2009-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3_NBin0zOzjA8fGHDDFo5A", "text": "Racha Cafe, you have taken over Thai Basil as my favorite place for Tom Kha! If you've read my other reviews for Thai restaurants, I always try to get the Tom Kha whenever I try a new place. It is what I standardize my experience by. If you don't screw it up, I am for sure coming back. Well, Racha, I will be back for more.\n\nTheir Tom Kha is surprisingly just that, Tom Kha [Gai?]. This basically means no chicken, which was very surprising. I'm sure you can ask for chicken, but I was too tired to. The soup posses the perfect combination of sweet and sour, and I could see the three proper ingredients (kafer lime, galanga, lemongrass) floating in the soup.\n\nOnly downside is that for $8, the bowl was way too small. I was still hungry for more in an hour or so, but by then it was too late. They might want to think about serving bigger portions for that price. Also the chicken thing kind of bothered me, but the fact that they executed the flavor of the soup itself flawlessly just might make up for it. \n\nOh yea, I tried a bit of the Pad See Ew as well, which was awesome! At the end, we ordered fried bananas with lychee ice cream. The bananas themselves were pretty good; nothing too special. I've never had lychee ice cream before, and this was a good first time. Very flavorful! I wonder where they got it from...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4eTigyWWCkUhYjYM536kFQ", "text": "We stopped in here while we were waiting for our clothes to dry at Bing Wong.\n\nIt was pretty darn good, I'd say perhaps better than Thai House down on Channing.\n\nWe got the crispy beef... which is was actually kinda weird. It was just beef deep fried by itself until it was turning to dust. The taste was reminiscent of Mexican tripas.\n\nWe also got a noodle dish. I can't remember it's name, but it wasn't Pad Thai or Pad See Ew. It was very good though.\n\nDefinitely going here again, but mainly out of convenience (location to laundry).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a8wKua129w25q4wtP26p2g", "date": "2008-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4yuaU-pMn-4mu0bwNTBnjQ", "text": "I've come here on several occasions.\n\nOccasion #1\nCame here after a football game [GO BEARS!], it was actually my first time coming here even though my roommate talks about coming here all the time.  The restaurant was suppose to close, but since there was so many customers coming in they decided to stay open for business. I ordered their Green Curry Special which had fish cakes, basil, eggplant + other misc. spices that I cant recall.  The fish cakes were delicious and fresh and the eggplant was miniature versions (very different from the regular ones I eat).  The green curry itself was so rich in flavor, hard to believe that they served it a la carte!  Service was slower than other days I've been here, but it was understandable since so many other people were there.\n\nUnfortunately, there were these irrational people who were impatient and did not pay for their BEER.  It was like the scene of the restaurant.  They thought it was unreasonable that they waited so long for their food.\n\nOccasion #2 + #3\nOne of my friends came up from San Diego (originally from SF) and we decided to go eat here.  I ordered something similar to Pad See Ew but with the silver noodles (FUN SEE/Chap Jae).  It was mediocre, but my other friend is a regular here and he got #62, Thai Fried Rice with Thai Roasted Chicken.  Seriously was the most DELICIOUSLY cooked chicken ever.  So the next time I came, I ordered it :D literally like drooling good!  Definitely worth trying!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IOhVIAjtdGo3NZ75_fF4Qw", "date": "2009-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5j3PKTlLSi01jT1WMLb3RA", "text": "why am i embarrassed to write this review? maybe because i would be admitting to eating food that is not exactly healthy. let me get over my pride for a moment. a friend caught me in a moment of weakness after the gym and asked if i would join her for thai. why yes, my post-workout-flat stomach needs a little puffing out. i've never noticed this place before even though i shop at buffalo across the street all the time. service was VERY friendly and quick. menu was extensive insofar as vegetarian options. i ordered #79 (tofu and vegetables in peanut sauce over rice, i can't remember the name, my eyes were looking at the food). it was very good. whatever my dining partner had was very good too.\nso why only 3 stars? because i felt too guilty afterwards about how much food i ate (servings are large!). so really, 5 stars for the restaurant, and 3 stars for my lack of willpower.\ni'll drink their peanut sauce, i'll drink it up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JPjnjoeTWi6VcuODYOZHqg", "date": "2008-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6eMtEiyuK908FhpuUL-HZg", "text": "Been there 3 times.\n\nTo die for.\n\nOwners are nice, and service is good.\n\nEverything is good.  Food comes out as it is prepared, so everything right out of the kitchen.\n\nNot a lot of staff, so food can take a while if you have a large party.\n\nExcellent value.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Pqv6HPtU7F17bIrE5GhawA", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6KZRBtwhOuNnYx3kGwXZHQ", "text": "This place is hand's down the best in Berkeley. Good quality and delicious food. Portions are little small but hey quality over quantity right? EVERYTHING is good here!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2010-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6neP0-4IjsPLylnoKjUxTw", "text": "Ehhh. I was really excited at first because one of my friends who has lived in Thailand before really likes this place and says it's authentic. My food WAS pretty good when I got it, and (possibly) even worth it's high price. But I took some home for leftovers, and the next day it was tasteless and a congealed mess. Maybe I should only judge the restaurant by it's food when it's fresh and just-served, but I just don't understand how food can go so bland and gross so quickly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6zDFAmXoJ7dA172tfgd1EQ", "text": "I gave this place 4 stars because it can be expensive for a college student's budget, but this is one of my favorite Thai places to go to! I like the decor of the place and it's very spacious!\n\nTheir pad see ew and curry dishes are all amazing. Even the red curry isn't too spicy. The flavor here is really good quality and the service is very quick; all of the plates are ready for you when you walk in and the waittresses are easy to flag down. I highly recommend this place for Thai food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "76y4aMBY0lT6zfJLy2EH-Q", "text": "Yummy! \nRacha is a hole in the wall eatery and is usually busy with students in the area. I usually get take out because it is not the cleanest looking place, but the food is great!\nI always get their Prad Prik Sod over fried rice and it is delicious. It is spicy and very flavorful, so if your into spicy...this is the dish!!!! The veggie egg rolls are also really good. The only reason I give it 4 out of 5 is because it is a little greasy. They also change the veggies included sometimes. I will sometimes get mushrooms instead of carrots and vice versa, they may have been low...who knows.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hBklKv-O1zmuQoe_U79GEA", "date": "2009-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7qi2EiOMKIxPpA4MSm-KpQ", "text": "Great food and great service!!! I definitely recommend this restaurant!! I really like their Pad Thai! The inside of the restaurant is really really clean!! Im going back again! Its just a fantastic customer service!!! thats all I can say!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "96C85sWHNvD0VH5IsCSK8g", "date": "2011-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9LWKB2wS4LiaJqCeszLV_w", "text": "boo, the  food here  has gone downhill:(", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HTjkHpdK9ZfIbMCZZ7TiSw", "date": "2009-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9ni8nWtWegvtCvLTlaWyTA", "text": "My first visit here was over the winter holidays; business seemed very slow since most students were gone on break.\nI had a green curry dish that had eggplant listed as a main ingredient on the menu, one of the reasons I ordered it.\n I was disappointed with this dish for a few reasons, the first being that it contained a few thinly sliced pieces of eggplant-there was more broccoli in the dish than eggplant, and broccoli wasn't even listed in the dish on the menu.\nSecond, all of the vegetables were quite over-cooked and had a somewhat strange reheated or microwaved aftertaste.\nThird, the curry sauce was thin, tasted watered down and was not at all spicy.\nResolving to give Racha another try since everyone has their off days, I went again this week and specifically asked what the spiciest curry dishes were-the waitress said the red curries, so I ordered a red vegetable curry dish, asked to have eggplant added to the dish & that I would pay extra for that.\nSecond time around, again another watery, poorly spiced curry sauce, \n3 thin, small, shriveled slices of eggplant in the dish and generally overcooked veggies with an unpleasant aftertaste resembling soup reheated from the day before.\nI won't be eating here again soon.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "XYUoDEHfNo_NTUOLzSzITg", "date": "2010-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9tiNGyTPalq8mmJdpE7nvQ", "text": "Racha really blew my expectations away. The place seemed so small and the location was not exactly the most convenient either. I was a part of a committee dinner and had the largest party at the small restaurant. The servers were very quick in moving tables together for us, which was really good especially in the freezing cold weather this week has been yielding. Waiting was only a few minutes and not a problem. \n\nMy only complaints are that it took a while to order and for the food to come to the table. The food was delicious!! (yes, with 2 exclamations) I had to try the pad kee mao since that is my signature Thai dish to try at every place. The food was literally fresh out of the kitchen and I mean HOT. It burned my mouth and my friends' mouths. I noticed only 2 waiters but they were able to run the place well. They placed 2-3 pitchers of water on the table for our convenience and that was excellent. One other plus was that they let us pay separately since it's always a horror when it comes time for the check. Definitely recommend over Berkeley Thai House and Thai Noodle.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2010-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Vphp6goNAdnjUawjcgFMA", "text": "There's so many Thai restaurants on north and west side of Berkeley but I heard a lot of people rave about this south side Thai place so I wanted to give it a try. However, I wasn't too satisfied with the food here.\n\nI tried my usual Basil Fried Rice and Chicken Pad Kee Maw. The Basil Fried Rice lacked flavor & spice and was overall very disappointing, while the Pad Kee Maw was actually quite delicious as far as Thai noodles get. \n\nThe ambiance was definitely not somewhere you would take someone on a first date, but the pricing and portions were quite generous. All in all, among the thousand other Thai restaurants in Berkeley, this place doesn't really stand out. Another easily avoidable Thai restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7luYU3H6953WdEqBDvbIng", "date": "2011-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A6t7XpjcW-aqZnehoPLSIA", "text": "Racha's got your run-of-the-mill ginormous Thai menu. What sets 'em apart is the fast service and their willingness to appease me. They're always happy to change the order to how I like it, and they're one of few Thai restaurants that knows what a \"jungle curry\" is -- a red curry without the coconut milk, and super spicy.\n\nThe service is pretty fast and the portions are reasonably sized. You'll always leave Racha cafe feeling like you're in a good place -- and definitely not sick, like some other restaurants may make you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YAjtEyiVULL4cQRmfcGOzA", "date": "2008-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a9U3CiLnbQK2r2cOYbSuAA", "text": "OMG. I'm an official Thai food liker... My co-worker suggested this spot today for lunch. Three of us went over to Racha to order ala carte dishes.  They were ALL great. I don't even like curry, but the green curry with chicken is especially tasty. We will be eating here more often. It just sucks because we work on the Northside, and this spot is the Southside.\n\n*Tip*\nThey deliver with a minimum purchase of $25", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_PAM1DBWZ6szRLwoT0Fb4Q", "date": "2009-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aCORDvgUnaLJNCYmut1S6A", "text": "Thai Basil is for suckers.  Racha's Pad Kee Moa is the most interesting thing that will happen to your tongue since you lost your makeout virginity.  It will be difficult to quantify the novel qualia the tasty part of your brain will be newly privy to after a visit to this gem-uv-a-restaurant.  I'm considering writing a paper on how, in an indifferent universe devoid of transcendental meaning in which hedonism provides the only avenue to proximate meaning, green curry has replaced god as a motive for continued, yummy existence.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9EcLEkPv_9FwtrQTVR2iBA", "date": "2011-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a_LnRl8qzb6ZOR_E8kF6hw", "text": "We enjoy Racha Cafe on our visits to Berkeley.  Friendly staff, good food with healthy portions, and good prices.  We especially enjoy their curry dishes.  A good sign is that it is usually filled with Asian students.  Also they seem enjoy a brisk takeout service.  \n\nThe last time we were there, seated next to us was a disheveled man off the streets, who was waiting for some takeout while swearing constantly in a loud voice.  Clearly a man with serious mental problems.  The staff was very kind in packing his food for him and not charging him, which probably would have caused an unpleasant scene.  We were happy that he quickly took the food and left the restaurant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yaX0ADwBJBCcZN5xgebBbg", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AZKfVR4pd6tiCK9EJstD7w", "text": "I don't even remember what I ordered. All I remember is my strong dislike for whatever I had. I really don't understand what's the rave about this place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bvNN8ghP3hAnBw-qAcq9ng", "text": "I have to say, this is definitely one of the BEST Thai Restaurant that I've been to. \n\nThe first time I came here, the restaurant was pretty empty and I didn't expect much from here. However, after trying their food, I knew I would definitely come back here again! \n\nI can say that almost everything here is delicious! I tried the boat noodle soup and they gave a good portion and the noodles were very tasty. The second time I came here, I ordered the Pad See-Ew. Even though I wasn't that hungry, I finished the entire thing with great satisfaction. Also, I tried some of their BBQ chicken. It was very tender and tasty. I think I will get that next time. \n\nHere's what I've got to say about this place: \n- Big portion of food\n- Great food\n- Delicious food that will not disappoint you", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2009-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BYI_WL2uNfKoLSNDkcHrOg", "text": "This place is great! Definitely the best Thai food I've had that's within a few blocks of campus. \n\nMy personal favorite is the Pad See Ew (extra spicy!). It's not dry at all and you can really taste all the flavors. Other plates that I really recommend are Red Curry Pumpkin, Pineapple Fried Rice, and BBQ Chicken over Fried Rice. Also, got the Silver Noodle Soup last time I came here: delicious! Very good for a cold Berkeley evening.\n\nIf you want awesome Thai food for a reasonable price, Racha Cafe is the place to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lwln20Y19e78B2Pn-nxCVw", "date": "2010-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bzo1fnjx9dB5AiXCsIDR-w", "text": "I drove down from Sonoma County to Berkeley Hats which is down the street from Racha. Since my bladder ain't what it used to be I need to find a restroom fast! I stopped in Racha ordered some tea so I could use the bathroom then decided to stay since it was dinner time.\n\nWe ordered the pad thai, the crispy pork and shrimp rolls. All of it was outstanding and the price was right! Plus their jasmine tea was also very good. So next time you're in berkeley and have a hankerin' for Thai, I say stop by and give 'em a try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5N7LMjsUR3d0iM7TgcqMqA", "date": "2009-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CE1bRAdwdQV-UdmFMo6XKQ", "text": "2 stars for the food and 4 stars for the ambience and service.  If you're a Cal student who lives within walking distance of Telegraph, Racha is a better option than Thai Noodle II, Thai House, or Thai Basil.\n\nThe last time I ate here, the tom yum was flavorful.  The green curry was flat (i.e. the oils from the curry paste were absent from the top layer).  And the Pad Thai was a little dry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "19xSElrEqUOW4yYtkOf23w", "date": "2009-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CO2WF66wRaMrJvfuQXhpTA", "text": "I've been here several times since my first review, and I've changed my mind.  It's good for an occasional lunch, but somehow always empty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3PUQWyGVFjs9TNnbw1gv-A", "date": "2008-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cSRldy89B6umQTfWhv9bQA", "text": "Racha's Cafe is deceptively good. Upon first glance, it looks like an unattractive Thai restaurant tucked away in the crevices of Berkeley, but upon eating the food, you start to wonder why more people do not come here.\n\nI've tried some of their rice dishes, their Pad See Ew, and their soups...and I have to say - you must come here to eat great Thai food! The pricing is affordable, and for the food you are given, it is definitely worth it!\n\nThus, with all the elements combined, I can gladly say that Racha's is a place where one could go, without going broke, to enjoy well cooked Thai food with friends and family in a nicely, well-kept restaurant!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "saDYN_zBEoNheolWPh5RcA", "date": "2010-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DARyxgLX8yzL6zYIUSe8-A", "text": "You can't go home again.\n\nMy friend and I were on our way to bongo burger but walked passed Racha and decided to eat there for nostaligia. We were undergrads in the 80's back in the days when students were proud of the radical politics of berkeley, back you know, when students protested against abominations committed by our government and well back  when Racha was really good.\n\nIt was edible and that fact that I was hungry was the extra seasoning the dish needed. It was pretty blah, which is not what I seek in Thai Food. I  had chicken basil noodles, often a spicy dish which it was not. My friend ordered his dish extra spicy and it was as bland as mine.\n\nOh well at least bongo burger hasn't changed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "g5i5quuF_2W6iBAfPX9OJA", "date": "2008-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DFM6hVyjKxQffAAD8o8RXg", "text": "Even after Thai Noodle ii went down in the fire, there were still quite a few Thai restaurants in Berkeley. This place deserves more credit for having a good mix between a nice atmosphere and delicious food with great portions. \n\nI got the Pineapple Fried Rice and was not disappointed. But really, it's hard to screw up fried rice. There was a good amount of food for one person and the ingredients were fresh!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E9VQphgT6clA6DAZSGLOqg", "text": "A friend told me that you CAN in fact switch Thai Basil's pad see ew meat option for no extra cost. Just thought I would correct myself. \n\nNow I'm craving some Thai. :P", "stars": 3, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EJDvu8lfo1YZNQ9jJTJ5Gg", "text": "We were hungry and looking for something good and cheap. After searching on Yelp it was decided that Thai would be the cuisine we dine on. I have to say this place live up to the reviews it got. The food was delicious and reasonably priced. It was a bit hot as there didn't seem to be AC there but the food was worth it. Will definitely visit again or good cheap eats.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mQpPmpKUaOB0E6F9XAof6g", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EMZKyCRB3JRBwDy_HE5Npw", "text": "so far the only thai restaurant i've been to in Berkeley, but i just LOVE LOVE their veggie pad thai!!! omg and so worth it because the portion is huge which i can like eat over a span of 2 days if i saved it after haha.  ohh and for dessert, i used to order the fried banana with ice cream..but in my most recent visit i ordered it and it wasn't the same! :( sadly.  the banana tasted super strange.  but my fav dish from here is definitely the veggie pad thai.  pad thai is a must if you come here :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LMWQegnhfCQmniXZlDxFow", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "esDU1T6EnsAndxawIXFSsQ", "text": "chicken on fire\n\nand \n\npeanut sauce curry (forgot what it's called)\nREALLY GOOD!\ngood service", "stars": 5, "user_id": "70JiPZw8PRd19sfw3XTsZQ", "date": "2007-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Esp_aWvju9Q79rv02tgQGw", "text": "Definitely my favorite thai place in Berkeley. Delicious, flavorful, fresh food at a great price.\n\nBEST PAD THAI EVERRR!!! It's not ketchupy like Thai Basil. I get it with chicken and it always lasts me 2 meals. I've probably ordered it a couple dozen times since being a student at Cal. I've also had the Pad Kee Mao (my 2nd favorite), Pad See Ew, Pineapple Fried Rice, Yellow Curry, Eggplant Chicken, and Chicken Satay,- all pretty good. I don't think I've ever ordered something from here that I didn't like. \n\nHuge noodle/fried rice portions, but smaller portions with stuff like curry. \n\nI always get such great service here; friendly, attentive waiters, our waters are kept full, and the food comes out relatively quickly. \n\nThere's a room in the back if you have a really large group! 18% gratuity included on parties of 6 or more though :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Nuk54dt8Osk8ghUhpuNxqQ", "date": "2012-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F2QoilqnK3Y_jGgJXmhyGQ", "text": "I came here with 2 others expecting to order Flaming Chicken, but unfortuntely I didn't see Flaming Chicken on the menu.  =(\nSo, we ordered the pineapple fried rice (which was pretty good), the pad see ew (which was delicious but sadly the amount they gave us was skimpy), and the black pepper chicken with garlic sauce a la carte (I don't think I'll ever order that again-- it was just chicken strips in sauce, wasn't very filling).\nInside, it's a pretty attractive restaurant in terms of appearance, but you could miss it while walking outside. The place is bigger than it appears from outside.\nThe service was alright-- there was only one waitress for the whole restaurant, and she was a bit... quiet so it was difficult to hear her at times. I ordered fried ice cream at the end of our meal, and we waited at least 5 minutes just for the waitress to come back and tell us they were out of fried ice cream. =(\nI give the place 3 stars-- I rarely give restaurants 5, and 1 star off for not having fried ice cream and for making us wait 5 minutes before telling us they were out and for giving us a skimpy amount of pad see ew. Other than that, I really recommend the pad see ew.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F82NPLCV_KbZHa532gUv_g", "text": "this place was 2 blocks from my friend's house, filled with 6 boys, who are lazy and wont walk anywhere, but came here at least 3 days a week, partly b/c of the location, and partly b/c the food is so good\nthe ppl are nice and the service is good, only had one bad experience when my friend's order was forgotten about. \nthe food is delicious and almost everything can be made vegetarian\nmy favorites: tom yum noodle soup, pad kea moa, pad kao kew wan (i dont think im spelling these right...) it is the green curry fried rice\nmy friends like the red curry, bbq chicken, bbq pork, pinapple fried rice, eggplant stuff\nthe pad thai isnt amazing though, so if you want noodles then id def recommend the pad kea moa\nif you come for lunch they have lunch specials and if you order an entree it comes with a little cup of soup", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2008-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fAUjwxyqazpiz5b6mp_Wjw", "text": "I used to come here a lot, but  have stopped in recent years after one experience where they raised their prices and their portions got smaller.  Decided to try it again since it's been a while, and I don't know if I have a revisionist memory, but the portions looked decent again.  Prices aren't too bad given the economy and the rising prices all over the place, and the food was decent.  Wouldn't mind coming back here again...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BpW06rxRwr5UWtM1w0j7Rg", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FP5Mfr2zVQY0JLbMXp68Uw", "text": "I'm pretty shocked by the praise this restaurant has gotten below actually.  I have Thai food all the time, all over the country as well as in Thailand, and this is the first time I thoroughly did not enjoy a thai meal.  The chicken pad thai tasted terrible - it was sour and barely edible.  The pad sew ew and kra pow were acceptable.  Maybe I had really bad luck with the pad thai, but it tasted little better than Annie Chung's Instant Pad Thai mix.  Portions are decent and service is mediocre.  All in all a negative experience.  I think Thai Noodle on Shattuck is a much better choice.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "wuJA_yb1MdpoUvOkJjDeIQ", "date": "2007-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fRqkbwrAazUD98_ZfI4x2g", "text": "My top craving when in Berkeley (close to Mario's) is this place!\n\nYUMMMOOO\n\nI have had a really difficult time finding a Thai place I like, until I found Racha... Oh sweet Jesus...I would make a special trip to Berkeley just for this food (alright, and see my friends too!).\n\nNow I will say I think ownership has changed as those who have been going awhile say it used to be better, more consistent, but personally I have zero complaints.\n\nI tend to get the spicy eggplant with tofu (although its really not spicy at all, so if you want it spicy, request extra spicy) and the vegetarian spring rolls--these are top picks among my friends that frequent there.\n\nGreat food for a fabulous price...if only I still lived in town!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2NBPTt2whMgz3zvh15CUPw", "date": "2007-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f-S5KJr-Rnf9nyRq5r2zTA", "text": "Racha Cafe was one of my friend's fave places to catch up at for lunch. The restaurant is quiet, nicely decorated, and the staff are super nice. I typically used to get the yellow chicken curry, and my fave part was the little carrot flower they put on the serving of rice that comes with it. Their Thai Iced Teas were awesome too. Their prices are pretty reasonable too (about $10 pp or less)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lOOuesNhuV81aHNWt_rf4g", "date": "2008-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FZgP-3Sdn6-w5yAhest9rw", "text": "I can't think of anything more to say about Thai restaurants, except that I love the food.   Wait, I thought of something else ....  aside from the food, the people who work there are SO NICE.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bYlQZLhKXYl8u30-9s6wIg", "date": "2006-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G1F8e19B7XYJmCWeE4z8Hw", "text": "Ive had green curry, pad kee mow? (the spicier version of pad see ew), and fried rice. They were all pretty good! Not sure if it's my favorite thai place at berkeley but it's up there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iDrZlore_6bRaOHO7bWD4Q", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GdddE-0iZSoy5VcNQSqYmA", "text": "mm! try the red curry pumpkin with chicken (but not spicy)... although i couldnt find any pumpkin... and i was really looking forward to it! it doesnt look like a lot but will fill you up. attentive server. clean place. occasional singing from the hostess stand. $10 credit card minimum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GLm06Q7SSN2NB80g4yNayA", "text": "Racha is my favorite Thai restaurant in Berkeley.  I don't think they can be beat in terms of taste and price!\n\nI can't help but get the PAD THAI every time.  It's so flavorful and large enough for two people to split (or one very hungry person).  Such a deal!  Lately, I've been branching out with my menu choices.  Tried the BBQ chicken.  It's very sweet and fall off the bone tender.  I love the side of fried rice too!\n\nThey have some very innovative house special items for about $10+/dish.  I was eying the duck with pineapple and lychee (i believe).  Just thinking about it makes me drool.\n\nI'll be back, Racha.  I'll be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hEpLSYpFlv830gTvOMB5yQ", "text": "Came here for a wushu banquet.\nwe had a tray of whatever vegetarian dish i wanted ordered for our party since I was the only one with dietary restrictions. \nThe green curry was okay. I wish it had more of a kick though..\nRice was pretty good- not broken at all.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cEgjnI88GX6Gy2KcDVXN5Q", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hJCpjeVO3gSzoy8g_UT4NQ", "text": "YUM! I have been eating at several Berkeley thai restaurants since I moved to the East Bay and finally Racha Cafe has satisfied. Delicious red curries and panang. And their tom yum, while very spicy, is absolutely wonderful. It was just so yummy. Don't be fooled by the location/interior/exterior. This is legitimate thai with excellent spices. Just so yummy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IzkWFIoq-8k4wX_hV71Qbw", "date": "2009-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HjGheshcjOVLYZAiUs2WaQ", "text": "Definitely one of my top 3 favorite places to get thai food in Berkeley (and I've tried a bunch of places)! You can't go wrong with any of their noodle dishes if you are a noodle lover, and they give pretty big portions! I also really like their soups. I can't say much about their curries because I've only gotten curry once (I usually always get noodle dishes when I go to thai places) but their green curry is good. \n\nI've only come here for dinner but I heard they have lunch specials? In any case, dishes are definitely worth it for the price.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HLOiU_i4vU7xLTAx1iNEHQ", "text": "I love the food at Racha Cafe.  It tastes like what I believe to be authentic Thai cuisine, as it says on the sign outside.  The area is a little sketchy, being on Telegraph Ave and what not.  The only down side is that the service is really slow and they often mess up the order.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uKqkquINCbM-j2ZgvAfYsA", "date": "2011-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HpbYzC5ltvgRHuRaBWzTKQ", "text": "This place is underrated in my opinion. \n\nYes, there are shady people lurking inside every once in a while (one time I experienced a shouting homeless lady with no pants..) but they won't do anything but give you a good story to tell later on. \n\nThe menu at this place is HUGE and the food is cheap. Way better and more affordable than most places on Telegraph. Their rad na and yellow curry are excellent.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FxoGMfDIj4Z0H8Sl6CNiDg", "date": "2009-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hyhwl0FSF7Joddv3LuwIOw", "text": "Prices are reasonable and the pad thai blows my mind. Yellow curry, tom yum soup, and a few other dishes are worth repeat visits.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u2RdZSzvcgi04R5tpiNGXg", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HzD2zJX-gpdyoX8bjB9VKA", "text": "I've been to this spot several times...and usually, I'm very happy with the food and the service. Thai food is kind of new to me, I usually stick to the safe dishes, which are Pad Thai , Pad Kee Mao and the Pinapple Fried Rice and Cashew Rice because I know what it is and I know I like it. I just can't get the damn noodles straight! I like the wide noodles, which I think, are the egg noodles. See, I'm still not sure. The Racha is usually great for any of those dishes...the noodles are delish, it's always spicy but no so much where I can't enjoy my food, the service is usually fast and friendly and not overbearing.  And even though I have a \"but\" coming... I'd still go there because I like their food most of the time. \n\nMy sister and I went there yesterday, it was Sunday and the whole time we ate, we were the only ones there but this place is usually crowded, so that doesn't mean anything. I only mention it because if I would've been a first timer, I probably would've walked right out. Hello, empty restaurant, not a good sign, right? Anyway, I ordered the chicken satay because I recently discovered how freakin' delicious it is, and I wanted my sister to try it too. It's basically a thin slab of grilled, seasoned chicken breast served with an itty bitty cucumber salad and peanut sauce for dipping.  Racha did that very good \n\nAfter that our entrees arrived, my sis got the chicken pad kee mao and I got chicken pad thai... and this is where it started. Remember the whole noodle thing? Well, I didn't say I wanted the wide noodles, so I get these orange-y thin noodles (rice noodles?).  I figured, okay, my fault... so I try it, ew. It was salty and fried egg-y tasting, I so did not like it. That plus the orange, anorexic noodles, I decided, I was not going to eat that. So, I ask the waitress if I could get pad kee mao instead and she says, \"but it all ready\". No shit? I didn't realize. Is that why there's a plate in front of me? I said, ok... and kind of crossed my arms in my best impersonation of a tantrum, I'm not good at those. So I figure, my bad for not knowing how to ask for my damn noodles, it's not her fault and the effort was already put into making that plate. I get her attention and ask her to pack that hot eggy tasting mess to go (I did not say that, I do have some home training, hehe) and ordered me some pad kee mao as well, which was as always, delicious. \n\nSo children, the lesson learned today, don't be afraid to ask questions about your food BEFORE you order it. You may all go out and play now. Thank you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tnVN_9yl8iievlOQH9B6ww", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "icBJGY_9nok4NBFAPMX_vw", "text": "Food: ok\nprice: ok\nservice: ok\ndecor: nice\n\nNothing too special about this place. It's just your typical thai place in berkeley. Worth a try if you have some extra cash and don't mind eating mediocre food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ID_PjyIZZlxqV7XLjTsbxg", "text": "Yummy but  greasy.\n\nAs I ate my chicken with green beans sauteed in chili paste, a ring of oil out lined my lips. I really hate it when food does that. But this time, it was ok because the chicken was well done. Not too hard to chew or slightly under done. The curry was tangy but a certain flavor over powered it. I tried some of their silver noodle dish and again, another oily ring to the mouth. Yet again, I forgive it because it was that good.\n\nThe waitress was very courteous and did not stray to over or came over frequently.\n\nAs for prices, well one of the cheapest and tastiest Thai places. Will I come here again? Perhaps. To try out their fried rice dishes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y1bQnAw1R403jGVPvZAeNw", "date": "2009-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JacW7XPoy6JNOqdcKEq_hA", "text": "We ducked in here on a hot day because a big electric fan was blasting away in the seating area.  When we explained we're vegetarian, the staff was cooperative about substituting tofu for  meat in the Larb.  And the Larb was pretty good.  However, my husband's Tofu Salad was prepared with fish sauce, though the menu didn't mention this.  Most servers in Berkeley are on-the-ball about vegetarian/vegan issues and will warn us if we're ordering something off-limits, so the fish sauce was a shock and a disappointment.   When we sent it back, the server returned a little later with a vegan version that was just fine.  Fresh rolls were enjoyable but the little dish of sauce that accompanied them was a bit stingy.  More sauce, please!  My husband ordered a Thai Singha beer, which never arrived.   But the server was generous with the water pitcher.  So, overall, a mixed experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x4In6n5act77zA6FOQAhGQ", "date": "2009-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JAOWZqbZamYzFYgXYl5eGg", "text": "I used to live a block away from this place, and it was my go-to Thai restaurant.  Fair prices and everything I've tried has been solid, although sometimes quite oily (pad see ew).  \n\nThe service here has always been good for me.  Once, they even accommodated a group of ~20 (they have a room in back), and did a great job with only two waitstaff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "j4cuVsiBd2Tv4ggOtJW5yQ", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JbrcCCRUYGQ1DEu1EjGbkg", "text": "Racha is definitely my favorite place for Thai food! The ambience is deceptively dinky, but the quality and quantity of their dishes more than compensate for it. The service is really good too, you don't have to wait long for the food, which is a plus.\n\nMy favorite dish is the green curry fried rice with chicken, and I always ask for it to be extra spicy; it never disappoints. I'm a big fan of their spicy red chilli sauce, which is one of their condiments.. makes everything taste super good! Their Pad Thai is really good, and I like their yellow pumpkin curry with rice too. My only complaint is that their Thai iced tea tends to be too sweet so I never get it here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jh_EVSlUxhNA029RHMNhGA", "text": "If it seems kind of dumpy on the outside, you are not wrong.\n\nThe primary draw is that they are the only Thai restaurant on South Side that accepts credit cards. The food is below average, but cheap, quick, and good enough for a quick lunch or dinner. It is usually not crowded at all, which is great if you are looking for a place to come with a large group.\n\nThe service is quite gruff. I had to wave my hand many times before someone would come over to take our order or the check. Once when I was there they refused to move tables around to allow a lady in a wheelchair to maneuver to the table with her family, which is pretty unacceptable, as the tables are neither heavy nor bolted down.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GK1XwSNvkENudN9IvD4LzQ", "date": "2012-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k2qkQU5L205qdsMU5U-Epw", "text": "Very poor experience. Would not recommend.\n\n- The waitress was very unprofessional, wearing iPod earbuds the entire time. This is my main reason for giving 1 star. Not only this, but she butchered one order in my party and didn't act professionally when she was told they made the wrong dish. \n- The food is fairly expensive compared to other Thai restaurants. $7.95 for al la carte dishes (meaning you get no rice, but a tiny bit more of what you're ordering) considering the size of the dish.\n- The restaurant's atmosphere is pretty bad: it's completely empty, and there's only two people working in the restaurant so service is slow\n- In a party of 6 or more, get ready to get GOUGED by tax + tip.\n\nRed Pumpkin Curry with Beef: you get three small penny size cuts of beef. A bit too oily too. They do not cook this fresh. You can tell because the pumpkin pulp breaks down into the curry if it sits around too long and this was definitely the case.\nPad Thai: Too soggy, not flavorful enough, and bean sprouts cooked in weren't cooked thoroughly\nPad See Ew: Too soggy and not flavorful enough\nFried Chicken over Fried Rice: Breading was soggy and flavorless. Rice was bland.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K8ctR3pVmScd00vX6CYnug", "text": "on the cheap, good thai, fast and easy to get in and out of there.  Great food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8eYUhFKXw2PAgT6D5OIL6A", "date": "2009-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kaSTB30FHr_Mt28RV9KzUw", "text": "I've had every thai place within 10 blocks of campus and this is the best by far.  I get the massaman curry usually.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MZE_m7xrMhKy6iIB_d2kYA", "date": "2012-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KK51-PXlzt9SCuBbvouy5Q", "text": "I got the beef with broccoli on rice for dinner here once. It was just bad. Tiny portions. About 4 thin slices of beef in my whole dish. Drowned in oil. Bland flavor. There was nothing Thai about this dish.\n\nMy friend got the pad see ew, mostly noodles, too little meat from what I saw. \n\nAll and all, I wouldn't come here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9pAJWhY0xtOuJWlkra9gIw", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KRNGam4nW0xSj2q5HJ5xfg", "text": "Being new to Thai food, I had only been to places like Thai Basil and Berkeley Thai House. When my friend brought me to Racha Cafe, I instantly became addicted to Thai food! Racha's chicken pad see ew is delicious! Many of my friends also really enjoyed their pad thai, pineapple fried rice, green curry, and other dishes. Overall, I haven't been to Racha with anyone who hasn't enjoyed their dish.\n\nOne thing, however, that wasn't so great was the service. Usually the service is fine and the people are generally friendly. However, when I went to Racha during graduation season in May, the waitress kept forgetting about our table. It wasn't so bad that I wouldn't come back though-- the pad see ew definitely makes it worth it. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yvz4933BkH5Tg2FRD0NnnQ", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KtIqYXv2WKS-hDCxTnmBxw", "text": "Out of all the Thai places that I've tried at Berkeley, Racha is definitely my favorite! The flavors are way better than Thai Basal or Thai House. My favorite dish is probably the Pineapple Fried Rice.  The Pad Thai is my second favorite. The noodles aren't too wet or too dry, just perfect. The portions here are pretty good if you're planning to eat a dish by yourself. My friends and I decided to share 2 dishes last time and we devoured it within 5 minutes and had to order now. Lesson learned. \n\nDefinitely get the Thai Tea while you're at it. You can tell that it's way better than thai tea at typical milk tea places around Berkeley! I will definitely try the desserts here next time (:", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5CGo-ezRwm6Hxm0x_oBjw", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KZ9iaKBsEE3rtMMQlFaSCg", "text": "Solid Thai food that consistently tastes good and authentic. Great place to get take out.  Not very expensive and decent portions.  Also seems like a good place to meet a group of people.  Not fancy but cute enough on the inside. Like the name suggests, cafe ambiance.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9vpcomT2Tzghd4lYhBwtdw", "date": "2012-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lBwXX5b5KvZfNamXHE3_hw", "text": "Great Thai food, pretty reasonable prices for a pretty filling meal. I frequent this place; almost everything on the menu is pretty good. Pad see ew and pad kee mao are exceptional.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ufDyx7DXvxKa8NU2UfF4uA", "date": "2011-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "loi71kPeCccYRgzvSf7LLg", "text": "I don't understand the positive reviews for this place. If you like the careful balance and subtlety of good Thai cooking, you'll find this very heavy-handed. The service was marginal, even with just a few customers.  There are some very good Thai choices in Berkeley, but this isn't one of them.  I won't go back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xQPDBRBJdKQfIRe8G3NVEA", "date": "2009-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lv1ji1rMgAK_7VgLAoh7EA", "text": "Me and a friend of mine had a late lunch at here this week. The service was especially fast because it was past rush hour and the server was nice. I'm a fan of thai food but my problem with a lot of thai places is that the beef is a extremely chewy and unpleasant. The texture of the meat in my dish was pretty great and my noodles and vegtables were delicious. Overall I was pleased with my dish and service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AZGCJh_oyAcDlrfidvRsCA", "date": "2009-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lwNI3oVH2cpz_tai0MoUPA", "text": "Love this place! I place phone orders and pick up the food about once a week and eat in the restaurant every once in a while. My favorite Dishes are the Panang Curry (Chicken) and Pad Thai (w/e meat you like). I've just about tried everything on the menu. Their soups and appetizers are very well prepared as well. They can make the food pretty spicy if you so wish. Also love their Thai Iced Tea.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RWjr6-QXA9Z-7gRMXMDhQ", "date": "2008-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lWREFErA6zP4j8qCyyiO3A", "text": "I have been coming here for about a year and a half.  I was so pleased to find a place that will make wonton soup without my allergens!  I really appreciate the staff's willingness to substitute so much and still make a great meal. \n\nThe service is usually great, but I have been a few times when there was a completely different set of staff, the menu said \"UC noodle cafe\" in rainbow font, and when I ordered my regular substitution-riddled wonton soup, it appeared to be a totally different interpretation of wonton soup as it had been so many times before.   I stopped going so regularly after that, and I swear that the whole decor changed from one visit to the next!  I went a few weeks ago and got the bad cook, and then I went this past weekend and had a great meal!   \n\nThe moral of this review is that Racha's inconsistency is redeemed by it's (most of the time) deliciousness and its downhill proximity to my house.  Please let me know if you figure out the pattern/riddle of when is the best time to go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IPuAcy0vawIC8QMl22kDAg", "date": "2008-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_lWT6cGh5APZRGeUD92Feg", "text": "I have never dined in here but done a couple of take outs and on the overall I am very happy with the food. Although this is not the best thai food I've tasted in the world it pretty much does the job and the best Thai food I've tasted in the United States.\n\nAdded:\nSo I ordered the papaya salad second time and I actually realized what was wrong in it. Although they say that it is authentic food , the papaya salad had only lime juice and not the fish sauce like it is actually supposed to. took out a star for not having the fish sauce since it is supposed to be authentic!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1hDHv74Qp2K-ObtssYe_gQ", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m3I8ENXvsZDejgdhcznlYQ", "text": "Racha among the many, many Thai restaurants in Berkeley stands out as my go-to Thai place. I've had the pad see ew, red pumpkin curry, and the red curry noodles. Most recently we came on a Friday night and the restaurant was super packed, but I was impressed that the service was still decent and did not slow down very much. Everything is pretty greasy, but that goes for all Thai restaurants around here. I don't know if it's the cuisine itself? From my observations, the pad thai is a bigger serving than the other noodles dishes, though all of them are more than filling. I like the curry dishes a lot, just because you can buffer some of the oil with plain rice. The curry noodles were pretty tasty because there are crispy noodles on top of the egg noodles in the soup. I'm sure I will come to Racha many more times in my college years.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ME3q7z7LkMncbfQ3HAt5aw", "text": "Came here with a friend. I ordered the pad see-ew, she had the crab fried rice. I was surprised to see parts of crab in the dish! Claw and everything. Don't really see real seafood around this part of the town...anyway, my noodle dish wasn't too bad. It was definitely full of flavor. It had carrots though, something I'm not used to seeing in the dish. \n\nOne thing about this place is quantity. Quality is just a meh...but I mean, if you're in the mood for Thai and all the other places are crowded/not your style, Racha has a nice dining room and isn't always swarming with people.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mONW2juKXsnnbY14uWY7ig", "text": "This place serves up some of the best Thai food I've had yet in the bay area (my other favorite being Ploy II on Haight in SF). Racha Cafe features a delicious and innovative menu, and makes me just a bit less sad about living 400 miles away from Hollywood's Thai Town.\n\nThe eggplant salad with minced chicken and shrimp is smokey and perfectly spiced. BBQ chicken (which the bf always gets) is just the right balance of salty and sweet, moisture and char. And my favorite - the steamed catfish with lemon sauce, is seriously cream-worthy. It's off the house special menu and perfect with a side of brown jasmine rice.\n\nService is decent, if not a bit absent-minded at times. This place might be a bit better for take-out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pPVKocuyI1swwFyiowyMnA", "date": "2011-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mW7S946eZCjMY49SuMavmw", "text": "Racha is a near favorite for me. I really like the Pad Kee Mao and Pad Thai here. The portions are also pretty big! However, I got a huge portion this one day I went.. and the next time I went, I didn't get as much. So I guess it depends on the cook. Anyway, the service is okay, that one waitress isn't super nice or anything. There's this one waiter that is really nice though, I don't see him all that often though. If you get to-go, be sure to call in 10-15 minutes before you pick up, otherwise you'd just be waiting around.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D1YcUF-kVwgTOymcqk9y9w", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mwiq1U1LMdfOUy0YfbTUmg", "text": "Extensive menu with decent flavor. Nice last minute choice if you are looking for some quick thai to put in your belly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6H8BspWDsFjjaEsz0_BKOA", "date": "2011-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MyCV_kFQ2qdWCj8PaABM4w", "text": "One of the better Thai food places in berkeley, and not too expensive to boot! Kind of far down telegraph but it's not too shady and the food is worth it. I don't go there regularly because it's still more expensive than Asian ghetto, but when looking for a sit down place this is one of the top choices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N6aRDXjl-Ruba7FmhPphPw", "text": "Did you ever hear of mouth happiness? I first came here in the late 1980s. The quality, reasonable price, and deliciousness have not changed one bit, and they are gracious, wonderful servers. The red pumpkin curry, green beans with tofu, and green vegetable curry were equally tasty, with the plethura of sauce and savory-ness of the first and the dry paste-like texture and sweetness of the second, the third with sauce also, but with more of a lemon grass flavor. The rice was smooth, perfect. There are plenty of Thai places in the East Bay and San Francisco, and some compare with this, but Racha beats them with the prices! Wow.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3VEZWNKnan3qw9IkEZ_Zlw", "date": "2009-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N78QvYW9jatzOkKGJ-wCLw", "text": "Their shrimp fresh rolls (spring rolls) are sooooooo good. I get them all the time as an entre to go. Best in the east bay.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u_OUxmR2wgs38K-cl_shSg", "date": "2011-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nK1jlLBJAizO09tTG7XjbQ", "text": "I've been eating at Racha for more than 5 years. The food used to be great but the new owners have changed the place so much that I haven't been back in almost a year. When I was a student I went there 2-3 a week because of the delicious food and cheap prices. Not anymore. All of my alum friends are sad that Racha is no longer good. I'd recommend Plearn on Shattuck instead.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "--4q8EyqThydQm-eKZpS-A", "date": "2008-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nK7F1KVTLZgGoU5Q-cPzhA", "text": "Quaint Thai restaurant on telegraph in Berkeley. We went for lunch on a Friday and there were three other tables of people. We got seated quickly and the food came out pretty fast too.  \n We shared the chicken pad Thai and the red curry pumpkin with beef and a Thai iced tea. YUM! Pad Thai came out first then the curry. Pad  Thai had good quality meat, definitely not mystery meat like some Thai places we've been. Not too sweet or loaded with sauce. The curry had the perfect blend of curry, pumpkin and sweetness. Nice bug hunks of beef and pumpkin. Thai iced tea pretty darn good too. Total bill was $17 something. If your in a hurry you can be in and out within 30 mins ( just enough time for the metered parking right out front)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "83HjLPGid6AUUS5MWfJpLg", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-O0AzwkZ77GDk3LtyXV9cw", "text": "I tried this place one time, so it is based of my one experience there... I originally had planned on eating at the Japanese place a few steps down called norikinoko, but for some reason it was closed.  We had only tried three dishes including dessert; angel wings, pad see-ew,  and fried bananas.  The angel wings wasn't bad, a tad oily, and not much meat overcompensated with stuffing.  The pad see-ew was good and flavorful, but not overpowering.  We had ordered the chicken and it had a decent amount of chicken with it, but the wrong broccoli.  Traditionally it is supposed to come with the Chinese broccoli, but it had the regular what we think of broccoli broccoli...  Then we finished it off with the fried bananas which was not that bad.  We had asked it with coconut ice cream, but I dont think they gave us coconut ice cream... and if they did then it tastes just like vanila.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2007-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o15flZRbsa0MQJSUomCJGA", "text": "I really only came to Racha because I used to live right around the corner from here.\n\nThe Green curry with tofu was always my favorite.  Nothing really outstanding but plenty of vegetarian options and they can replace almost any dish with tofu.\n\nThe service isn't stellar and the atmosphere of the place is always mixed.  I've come into it most of the time bare empty with gives the establishment an eerie feel with its weird interior design of (I'm assuming) thai art that some what looks like out of a kama sutra book.  And then I've come into here when its packed which gives it more of a better feel.\n\nOverall the place is alright but not memorable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2009-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O6Q6FnYzfqujnllvb5kJlw", "text": "Ate here yesterday with some friends... I ususally always order Pad Thai when I go to a Thai place for the first time but this time I wanted to try something new so I ordered the Pad kee mao ... IT WAS REALLY BAD.. I'm really lenient with my food b/c I would basically eat anything and my taste buds have been deteriorating but the texture of the noodles was really slimy and gross. I like my flat noodles to be on the chewy side but this was just slimy and thin and greasy. I felt like gagging all night for hours after dinner. \n\nI hear their fried rice and curries are really good though so if I ever get dragged here again, I am definitely ordering one of those", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O-B5DAUtN5gqSbKkUbUEaQ", "text": "Forget those Thai places at the Asian ghetto that claim to serve gourmet Thai cuisine, but end up serving food not worthy of your taste buds. Racha Cafe surprised me. The small restaurant looks a little shady on the outside, but inside it felt homey and cozy. The service was great! My water glass was always being refilled.\nThe food was so delicious. Every bite had a burst of flavor with the right spices. I enjoyed every bite. Try the duck fried rice, the yellow curry, and the pad see ew (you can't go wrong with this basic dish). The prices were a little more expensive than your usual Thai places. But the food was filling and so good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r9-HdNseh-ixxpBf5n9EIw", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ofx3Y1DvJdfNCsCUfq7bYQ", "text": "It's an okay place to go to. \n\nService is typically good and the waiters do make rounds often looking for empty water cups. \n\nPortions here seem to vary from dish to dish, or at least that's how I feel. I usually order the Pad Sea Ew and that definitely fills me up. It's also a pretty good dish with a good balance of flavor such that it's not too oily or bland. The curry dish I ordered the first time I went there, while it tasted alright, was a bit smaller than expected. \n\nRestaurant is a fairly spacious environment despite a small looking exterior. It's a good place to eat and talk (although I can't do this for some reason), and it can accommodate bigger groups although gratuity is included in the bill over a certain number. \n\nBetween this place and Thai Basil, I'd definitely choose to go here instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fOBDJdEoxV5q0557hsCyCw", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oi40E_SyK4yq7VSOKBdr3A", "text": "Service is pretty slow. We were the only people without food and it still took days. But they have the best pad see ew. I literally go there just to eat that. They give you a lot and I never finish either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fczz94DY9_SJpGN15d7w5w", "date": "2012-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OOia1_Mh4d_qwzTdJ5j7Tw", "text": "The food here is pretty tasty! The restaurant itself isn't the prettiest, but the food makes up for it. I always order the green curry fried rice and order the curry to be spicy, and it is very yummy. I also like how they tell you on the receipt how much tip you should give. It helps out a lot when you don't want to do any calculations in your head.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oSJFerdw6j4M4A--pTyVGQ", "text": "For some reason I always have allergic reactions to the Thai food at Thai Basil on Durant. And since Thai Noodle is under construction this has been my new favorite Thai restaurant. I've tried three of their dishes: Chicken Green Curry with Rice, Green Curry Fried Rice and BBQ Chicken. The only one that I didn't like was the Green Curry Fried Rice because it had way too much basil and it was too spicy. \n\nThe Chicken Green Curry was really nice and creamy. This curry was a lot better than the one I had at Chris Thai Food on Shattuck although I think they might have better Pad Thai. I live close by so I'll be sure to come back a couple more times.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oV-avUrIjueL31Zem5VWqQ", "text": "Flavorless pad see ew. Okay thai iced tea. I've definitely had (much) better, but at least it's cheap and conveniently located. And they deliver, but it's tough to meet the $25 minimum; that's 4 dishes! Anyway, Berkeley has better places that aren't too far away... probably worth checking those out instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DoQ91PZE-pekrZp9xbed0Q", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p66VKmedPKEH92L15iHvSQ", "text": "I would be giving the five starts but I got take out once from here and it wasn't up to par. Maybe the chef just had a bad day. Anyway I have had the Pad Thai and Fried Rice and BBQ and tasted some of my friends dishes and every time its always amazingly good. The prices are fair and the service is always friendly. I go out of my way to make trips to Berkeley just to eat here. Whenever someone comes into town and wants good Thai food I try to bring them here. Definitely worth your money.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Og9ZXTB-R_7U_MtednM9Yg", "date": "2009-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "par8VO9cAg-wAmRIlYlpgQ", "text": "One of my more favorite Thai restaurants in Berkeley.  I like their noodle dishes and their soups are pretty good too.  The service is nice and friendly, and the food is pretty quick.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-pbSO8jmfY_PXotmXeIIOQ", "text": "I really like Racha, as the food here is pretty good and quick, and the staff is usually very friendly.\n\nWhen I come here, I usually get the basil with ground chicken over rice.  It is quite good and convenient for those on the go, because it fits nicely (and cleanly) in a to-go box.  They also give you quite a bit of food.\n\nAll of the other dishes are pretty good, such as the stewed dishes (e.g., curry), and the various vegetable sautees.  They have this standard peanut sauce that I do not really like however, which is usually a little bit too sweet for me, and it tastes artificial.\n\nYou will have a hard time finding parking around here.  Do yourself a favor: park on Durant and walk over here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_UMTGara5YnzRIey3Mva0Q", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PbvXUTEsSa7kNEZkp20EdA", "text": "Delicious and inexpensive food, both times I have been here.  The green curry with tofu was fantastic - perfectly balanced seasoning with a little heat, but not too hot.  Spring rolls are also very good.   Racha has an excellent selection for vegetarians and is located close to all the action on Telegraph.  Great place for an inexpensive bite in Berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZIYYoCibeGPZ9dcpXkFUfQ", "date": "2007-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pJ-YxIR87c5XBW-loCqGIA", "text": "Wow this place is really good! Pad see ew, pad mee kao, pad thai, red curry, and number 70 (I forget the name -- green beans, peppers, onions, basil) are all awesome. And the price: serving size ratio is great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pP08Qi8TEGOIAWy2z1J-Wg", "text": "This is one of my favorite Thai places in Berkeley for a few reasons. The service is decent, the pricing fair, it has a nicer environment than some of the other Thai places in Berkeley, and of course, the food is yummy! \n\nMy favorite is the Pad See Ew - I have yet to find another Thai place that makes it comparable to Racha Thai. So delicious! I would also recommend the red curry, pineapple fried rice, tom yum soup, and Pad Thai. All are delicious! Portions are pretty large, too. \n\nWhen I was going to Cal, my sorority held several dinner events here - their back room is nice for small banquets and even though the food is buffet style, it's still just as tasty. I hope that when my sorority holds the next Alumnae Luncheon, it will be held here so I can indulge in some good Thai food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h8Oa43i4b9D3N27wmuIaSA", "date": "2011-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ql6raz0iS8kaCu4gjezvHg", "text": "I've been here quite a few times and the food has been pretty good. The wait can be a quite a while though when there are people there. Don't be afraid of the exterior of this place because the interior is pretty warm.  I usually go with the Pad See Eew when I dine in. When I take food to go I go with the same or with Pad Kee Mao with a Red Curry and I make some rice at home. They often mess up your orders (give you different kind of meat that you ask for).. so make sure you have what you ordered. Check this place out if you're in the area but not a place to go out of your way for.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Cxu0QD-OwnHhj54jZvdkeA", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QM4dnCmbdml3q59AVCgLsg", "text": "I was visiting Berkeley back in 03' and my cousin took me here for dinner.  Racha Cafe is the first place I tried Thai food BTW and that's when I fell in love.  Small but cosy and all the workers are friendly.\n\nWe started off with the Tom Ka Gai (coconut soup).  A perfect combination of salty n sweet.  Mmm.  The garlic pepper chicken is so mouth watering.  Spicy but just the right amount.  And last but not least, the pad thai was delish as well!  \n\nIf you're looking for some cheap but good thai food in Berkeley, you should definitely check Racha Cafe out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n2y3VYdQkpTaA10vHsiO_w", "date": "2010-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QYK5AXruTKePKPFqUnqHcw", "text": "One of the better Thai food place around Berkeley.  Slightly more expensive than either Thai Basil, Thai House, or Thai noodle.  Their food are all in the 9-12 dollars range, but they are absolutely delicious!  \n\nI have had the Duck fried rice, which I highly recommend.  It's my go to dish if I don't feel like thinking of what to get.  Hmmm... Duck... I am drooling just thinking about it.  \n\nThe Pineapple fried rice is my second go to dish.  \n\nTheir noodle soup is not as good as Thai noodle, but their plates are def. better.  \n\nThey also have a back room which you can reserve for a group.  Last time we were there with 25 people and it can still fit more!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qun3bbPk00EBjrYV2-tAvg", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rc5WQRvQBZ2q1sWdHQs6Xg", "text": "I went here with some coworkers one night, and overall this place was pretty enjoyable.  Everyone else really liked their dishes, but I found mine only so so.\n\nI asked the waitress for my dish to be as spicy as they could make it, and she spent several minutes trying to convince me that I couldn't handle it.  After she finally relented and agreed to serve me my food at maximum spiciness, I was disappointed that my food was not, in fact, that spicy.  Since the dish I was having (something tofu centric) was otherwise pretty bland, I was disappointed with the food.\n\nThis was back a couple months ago when the store had different owners.  I have heard that the new owner's do not make very good food.  If you want Thai food and are near Telegraph, go to Thai Basil or Thai House instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RN1zEqy-P10sNuQnkreojQ", "text": "Racha Cafe is definitely  better than Thai Basil in terms of quality.  How much better though? Only a little bit.\n\nThe curries are good as well as the noodle dishes.  My favorite is the Teaw Khak (sp?) which is the flat noodles with chicken and a ton of peanut sauce over it.  \n\nThe dessert is good as well.  Fried bananas and coconut ice cream? SO GOOD.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W4nHPtBSSmDYpXT6pK187A", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_s4ZvLvDUXbmTFpdYvscoA", "text": "My favorite Thai restaurant in Berkeley thus far. This highlighter yellow building with its nondescript white sign is where I had my first great Thai dish as a freshman. \n\nService: Every time I go, I am seated quickly, my order is taken promptly, and water is refilled periodically. Staff isn't particularly courteous, but definitely no complaints. \n\nFood: Large servings (I almost always have to take some food home) and delicious noodle dishes! My favorite is their Pad Kee Mao. Their Pad Thai is also far superior to Thai Basil's ridiculously sweet rendition. Sure, it's maybe a dollar or so pricier (if even that), but way worth it considering how much better Racha's dishes taste. Have yet to try their noodle soups though. \n\nAtmosphere: Great place to go to if you're looking for a nice sit-down restaurant that's not too expensive. Clean and well decorated. Not too busy, and nobody's hovering or waiting for you to finish your food so they can sit. Bathroom could be more aesthetically pleasing, but again, no complaints.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OG4SjnRcc-7bIacM3Cjn-w", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sa6zUgFvFM47QavP9Mmyow", "text": "Edible, good service, but unbelievably dull.  I had the take out chicken satay (which was quite good) and the veggie pad thai.  In my opinion pad thai should be a staple of a thai restaurant.  This was just dull.  No spice, noddles all stuck together, soggy vegetables.  Really unimpressive.  Credit cards only for orders over $10.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ta4dcL7DZJCqs7cfv-Sc4g", "date": "2007-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s_mRGg4DGVNtUX4QwI0CMQ", "text": "Cheap and Tasty\n\nLiving for years in Berkeley, I've been to most of the restaurants in the vicinity of the campus. I'm tired of most of them and crave for variety, but I seldom go to any other thai places in Berkeley. I'd like to, but everytime I do I regret it. It's cheaper and much better food than Thai House, the portions are way bigger than Took Took, and I'm not going to mention Thai Basil. In Racha the portions are big, the food always tastes fresh (I tried everything on the menu, and liked most items, except for the duck), the service is pleasant, the wine is reasonably priced, and all that for the same price you'd pay at McThai places like Thai Basil. It's definitely a cheap eatery type of place, but out of the cheap eateries, it's the best in Berkeley", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6g0e9A6KF_OzXKU5UPnSjw", "date": "2009-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tb2psVC521nvpjJ1HBv9Zg", "text": "Racha's pad see ew is pretty good, I really like the portion size and the sweet sauce. Their fried rice is pretty serviceable too. I think their main dishes are a little too bland though, and could use more seasoning ie more salt. The service is nice though, and seating is not really a problem.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hjbljNSmdUW8R34UiIm9Bg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TlOX60xBpKERZKOf9H8yEQ", "text": "Very good food, and very clean place.  The service was quite prompt and friendly, and the prices are great.  Would definitely recommend.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gCx3IfBPhN10I3C7R73PMw", "date": "2011-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TUxWGdmgn_X_GMkGsJSVxg", "text": "FRIED CHICKEN OVER FRIED RICE= WINNER\nTHAI BOAT NOODLE= REALLY BEEFY WINNER\nBBQ CHICKEN OVER FRIED RICE= MEGA WINNER\nKAO MOO DANG= ADVENTUROUS WINNER\nEVERYTHING ELSE= pretty decent. \nThe waitresses suck until you become a regular.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6jKi4dCDFDGJyg04GCRXZA", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uTjTCw0heUKCJOlM8SnQ_w", "text": "I love this place. Decent prices, nice atmosphere, and they keep my water full without asking.\n  One thing I love about Thai food is that I like most all of their condiments. Generally unless it is some yogurt based abomination, the sauces are tangy, spicy and delicious. With asian foods I enjoy making a meal of appetizers. Last night I got these little fried potato triangles wrapped in that eggroll type stuff served with a sweet-mild spicy sauce and cucumber salad. Let me dwell on the cucumber salad a moment. It is just wedges of cucumber, strands of red onion and carrot, in a syrup of water,vinegar,sugar and salt that is so simple, perfect and sublime that I want to bring it to the sasquatch and say \"look, humans aren't all bad, we made this!\" he would sip it, consider it a moment and his eyes would light up and give me a big thumbs up. After that he would freely move in and out of the human world and back to the woods, certain that there was at least some method to our madness.\n  Anyway, I usually like to get this yummy ground chicken noodle dish with peppers and basil. I can always get satisfied with what I order and have a little bit for later. There is no wine list, but you can get a half liter of cheap wine for 6 bucks. Add a side of rice to an appetizer and my party is on motherfucker. \n   Nice restaurant for dates and shopping on Telegraph avenue.\nI will see you there sometime.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rUkN8DQYj1Gwkhm_8II_hg", "date": "2007-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "utley9jrKvebQMI81YnoCQ", "text": "This place is about average as far as Thai places go.  I've tried their noodle dishes, Pad Kee Mao, and Pad See ew, but they were okay, not spectacular.  I much prefer the Pad KeeMao at Plearn II down the street.  \n\nTheir noodle soups also left a little to be desired, with the Tom Yum being too watered down and not flavorful enough.  The curry noodle was super rich and not too bad, but needed some more noodles or some rice to go along with it.\n\nThe worst part was the insect infestation.  We were constantly swatting down these black flying insects.  They didn't look like mosquitoes, but when you squish them, and there were a lot to squish, a red bloodlike smear was left behind.  It wasn't just our table near the kitchen, but also others as well, as I could see patrons swatting the air.  Brrr, I get shivers just thinking about the experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2007-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UtyvKh9_I0OSDRrPj_2V8g", "text": "Oh how I miss the special that gave you a free appetizer with select lunch entrees. ;( but I cant complain since the serving size is pretty big. I cant even finish Pad Ke Moa but I guess its a good thing because i can eat for breakfast the next day!.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gOAYvTDjZx6hQMEq6EPeng", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V_9hwyDPddttG1T1Pav5rw", "text": "I think this place has an identical (number for number) menu to thai noodle 2 down the street, but it's called racha instead of Thai Noodle III, I don't know why. Same thing except a little more on the 1980's restaraunt decor side.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2011-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vI7Xp1PYDyRnyJhI26FkQQ", "text": "Hands down the best Thai in the east bay. Not to mention the $8 per person ticket. Do yourself a favor and go Racha tonight!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kJ-jhb084Gu-JWJXN4Ee7Q", "date": "2007-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vvJ6u_TWyozEQrj-0FWU6w", "text": "This place was located a block away from my debaucherous Berkeley apartment so the roomies and I ordered our fair share of take out from here.  Mostly, I love the green curry fried rice, just the right amount amount of kick and great flavor.  It's even large enough to share with another person (but since it's just rice, plan on eating a bowl of cereal a few hours later).  I also liked their BBQ chicken and fried rice.  Sadly, their pad-see-ewe has been disappointing lately.  There's a sweetness to it that kind of freaks me out, so I've been sticking to the rice dishes.  Portions are bigger that way too (they skimp on the noodle dishes).  Generally, it takes 15 mins from call-in to pick up, so if you're looking for quick and easy this place hits the spot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_5uZ9Ur33MnFvpjeryyKMQ", "date": "2008-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vx-5jDeCbLJkOM2jCYT-dA", "text": "Pad Thai: nasty, lack of flavor\nPinapple Fried Rice: meh, thai noodle has better PFR\nPad Ke Mow: very good.\nPad see eew: really good\n\nGood for large groups, they have a banquet room in the back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WFRWsmj5YWH_p665GvaNIg", "text": "I always loved the Pad See Ew here (without eggs), but most of my dining companions prefered other Thai places around Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1h_UV-EwzmqZIB8uErf8ow", "date": "2006-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WSc4PZlm_a2QRXGtig0u0w", "text": "Most unsatisfying eating experience in... ever? Mostly I'll be whining about the service and portions, so I still give the place 2 stars because the food itself is pretty good.\n\nNot trying to be dramatic but, I paid 8$ for a tiny tiny tiny plate of eggplant beef stir fry over rice that is only worth about 3$ max. When I got my plate, all my friends commented on how sad it looked. Portions here are ridiculously small its a total rip off (for the rice plates).\n\nHow ridiculous are the portions? One bowl of rice with probably two spoonfuls of the entree I ordered. My eggplant dish had three pieces of eggplant. Three. ??? But for some reason, my friends' whose orders were a dollar more expensive had about three times my portion of food.\n\n.... what? I lost it when I saw my plate of food. The taste is fine, actually pretty good, but the feeling of being ripped off coupled with super slow service means that I don't think I'd dare to go back and try again for fear of being angered again. :(\n\n\nDid I mention there is a 18% gratuity automatically included? I ate here during lunch, we had a party of 6.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xa8umualSTIP67PJvbh1pg", "text": "I got dragged here enough in my college days to know that most of the dishes are a disappointment - especially those involving chicken (usually ground dark meat and not nice white meat chunks). This is the first place I ever had tom kha gai soup and it was pretty good, so that gives this place an extra star - all the way up to three.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2005-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xE_RQ2MzycB3tor8pVWT3g", "text": "The restaurant's atmosphere is as good as the food they serve. The fried calamari was OK, the batter didn't give it any special taste, it was too plain without the fish sauce. The Pineapple Fried Rice was too moist but all of the fundamental ingredients were there, the taste of the rice got too boring after eating it for a while. But desert was Mango with Sticky Rice; the sticky rice tasted really delicious, but as for the mango it was about sour. Evidently the food was good, not great.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HFy3SRokZVSAeH3i8r2P5g", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xUIk4QjAHTfiTme9_7PPMw", "text": "not the best thai style rice, i ordered the pineapple fried rice and i was pretty disappointed, it was really bland and had no kick, no flavor!\n\nmy girlfriend tried the pad ke mao, and it was SO GOOD! If only their fried rice was good, this place would have been a definite four star if their fried rice was good because their portions are big, their prices are cheap and their noodles are soo good!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2011-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_yHAXVSqZZJaPxZokGX1qw", "text": "I was surprised at how good this place was despite the other reviews. Came here for a friend's birthday and ordered the red curry with pumpkin. The portion was just right for me, and the curry was pretty good for the price. The chicken was tender and the pumpkin was cooked just right. \n\nSince it was friend's birthday, they gave us a fried banana dessert...the thing was ridiculously good and the whole plate was devoured in minutes amongst a few people.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GOVXHcBBO-9Tp2oBXuCHzw", "date": "2011-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YPb8c7v8MTdvIaHVzzhsnA", "text": "This place has got to be the best Thai food I've had in Berkeley! The portions are quite large (I've only finished everything off the plate once). Oh and they also have a call-in service where they'll have your food ready in 15 min. \n\nI usually get the Pad Kee Mow Chicken which is simply awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xw169Oj-TXmIMligYWS7pA", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z9NAesMptyruGcYClwNVMw", "text": "Racha Cafe is by far my favorite Thai food restaurant. It hella beats Thai Basil and all the other Thai restaurant competitors.\n\nThe quantity and quality from this restaurant was appropriate for its price range. \n\nI recommend almost all the curry over rice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bSIEMT8vFcKbwMve8Z0zhA", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zb3vWt064FAy04slXaziFw", "text": "I have been reading reviews on Thai places on Telegraph since I am within walking distance of several different restaurants. I chose Racha because of its reviews. It sounded like it was good food at a good price. I am a huge fan of Thai food so I was really excited. I ordered red curry and the fresh spring rolls. \n\nI got my food to go, so when I got home I opened it all up and took a look. There was a layer of red-ish grease on top of the curry. Nonetheless, I stirred it up and gave it a try with rice. It wasn't as spicy as I was told it was going to be (a little disappointing for a lover of foods that make you sweat and your nose run). Overall, I would say it was just ok. I have lived in Springfield, Missouri for the last three years, and I have had better red curry there...\n\nThe spring rolls were huge! The ingredients were fresh, but a little boring too. \n\nI might go back to this place (because its 100 yds away) but I might try some other places first.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "y-_zGWBQczInPUNdqm0KKA", "date": "2009-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZBZzHI0Sm3wCS3ab_Mf9kQ", "text": "My take-out default in Berkeley!\n\nDon't settle for Thai Basil or Thai Noodle II just because they're closer to campus. The food, service, and decor at Racha are definitely worth the extra 5 min walk. \n\nI have so many fond memories of wandering into Racha on my way home from a long day and drinking hot tea while I wait for my order; or  running in the rain to pick up some pad kee mao before studying. Some days, I wouldn't be able to choose between a meat dish or noodles so I'd just get both... for myself! Don't judge me haha. \n\nPad kee mao (winning), pad see ew, red curry with pumpkin or duck, green curry, tom yum-- all are sooo delicious!! But my favorite would have to be the pad kee mao. If you're feeling like a fatty, the curry with duck is pretty rich and on the heavier side :)\n\nThe only down side I can think of might be that they have a $10 minimum for cc. But most places on Telegraph have similar policies. \n\nI really miss Racha :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qdj7aevI-1oSal4Db4XZSg", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZEWJMH4ZtPC7S-m6CqO-0A", "text": "This is definitely my favorite place for thai food in the area! Even though it is a little further than Thai House and Thai Basil, it's definitely worth it! I really enjoy their pad see ew, yellow curry, and eggplant dish. The price is about $8 per dish, which is only a bit more than the others, but it's a decent portion.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uhfkAtAIKkTP5XiBxbd4eQ", "date": "2011-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zM7m6abIhScOlz75j05FQg", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 4\nService: 4\n\nCame here once for lunch and another time for a banquet. The food was okay, pretty typical Thai food. I've had some people hype this place, but it really isn't that special. It's pretty comparable to Thai House or Thai Noodle.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZNDe-aodXrmJwfiUeYVKnw", "text": "Great food, good portions, reasonable prices.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2XKA9NwN499NjkePsWS8BA", "date": "2009-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZwfvQDV9nc4iEn9QOBfPmA", "text": "Oh how times have changed... I remember back when there was a dork named Bush in the White House, we were involved in a war in Iraq... oh wait. Umh...\n\nThe thing you need to know about Racha is that the original family who started the restaurant has sold it. I miss the days of the kitschy old look, but I do give serious credit to the new owners for sprucing up the place.\n\nAnd, for the most part, they clearly kept the old recipes and that's worthy of note. I am deathly incompatible with seafood and it's nice to know that there is still at least one Thai restaurant in the world where I can get Pad Thai with chicken and without shrimp. Ask me about the day when I ordered Pad Thai at another Berkeley restaurant which shall remain nameless -- the thankfully out-of-business Plearn -- and the waitress smiled and said \"no seafood in noodles, only shrimp.\" But I digress...\n\nMy only regret is this: any of you kids under 25 years of age probably never got the experience of the old Racha's \"Minced Chicken with Basil Leaf\" entree. The single best thing on Racha's old menu... and it looks like it's gone forever.\n\nMaybe it's not the fault of the new owners. Maybe Suchada's old family recipe was just too precious to share. But trust me, until the day they can successfully imitate that one dish, this \"new Racha\" will never be a more-than-3-star experience.\n\nTo end on a positive note: their takeout order time-to-fill is consistently the shortest on record. This is very important to me, as I only visit them after getting my hair cut at Maxi just down the block. Kudos for speed and basic good Thai food at an OK price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wA4fq1FvDqv7ZYXcPcJJGA", "date": "2008-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6xHBN0wxaPTORp9T7o68cQ", "text": "This is definitely one of the BEST Thai food places around Berkeley, at a very good price. GREAT FOOD for CHEAP.\nI eat a lot of Thai food, and Racha is by far my favorite. I like the Pad kii mao, Pad see ew, Thai BBQ Chicken, and Pad kha praw. Each dish is only about $6-$7, and the portions are generous.  Racha is off the hook!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OQK28bwSw05DinW6UGOeQA", "date": "2009-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "c6_nLP4H3U8WKerKj5Zz_w", "text": "When I first went in college, I didn't like it. I thought it tasted awful and had a strong dislike. BUT, I've been back since then in the last couple months. It's alright if you don't mind all the buddhist idols and drawings staring at you throughout the restaurant, and don't mind the food. The food isn't great, but it's not bad neither. It's neither here nor there, and really isn't the point of coming to this restaurant. \n\nKind of a strange review, I know. But the food wasn't anything to write home about. But I did have really nice company, received respectful and prompt service, and liked the atmosphere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2008-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kZJisy2W7pfBL6l590zPeQ", "text": "Their pad kea mow was pretty good! however, their fried rice was a bit too bland; they might have to modify their recipe a little. but definitely better than thai basil in general. Gotta say that I am satisfied w/ almost every visit.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y7XzbYsDOZQMILOEvJaGoQ", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SmvTYPEzmmjGBhvq2p6R2A", "text": "I had two main dishes here along with an appetizer and the duck fried rice and noodle entree were nothing special.  There was barely any duck in the fried rice too.  But for the prices you pay, I guess you can't expect too much.  \n\nIt's a bit funny cuz a sign on the table says they will not serve water (for water conservation purposes) unless you request it, but first thing they do is bring us two glasses of water as we browse through the money.\n\nI would definitely go back and order two servings of the angel wings (each serving has two wings).  They were deep fried with no bones and stuffed with some thin glass-type noodles inside.  Never tried anything like it before.  ANGEL WINGS, I'll come back for you again!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1zyE713RTVjBoO55_XjZiA", "date": "2008-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UXFE2psSy9LOs5ThHyyF9g", "text": "I always like this place! There's usually no line, and it's less known and feels more local. Most of the food is better quality than the other Thai food places around here, but sometimes the plates are smaller. But that's good anyways cause I'm getting chubby. BUT the fried bananas and ice  team dessert is GINORMOUS. It's a little exaggerated, but it's still a good size (that's what SHE said). Definitely go here and just order the dessert. Nom Nom.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ma_V3ICB4yMlfat__VbbZg", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "dZZ_qSjQnbAqpOc5E5VXxw", "text": "I can't really remember what I ordered here because I was super hungover. What I can remember was that huge spoon they have attached to their bathroom key.\n\nMy friends and I ate family style and all I can remember was liking their fried rice that came with the chicken. My friend thought the fried rice wasn't very flavorful, but I thought it was pretty tasty.\n\nAnother friend of mine says this is her favoritest Thai food in Berekley area... so I guess I'll have to come back when I'm SOBER!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8sLNQ3dAV35VBCnPaMh1Lw", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "CarVfz-ffK-FjkuIYiNYdQ", "text": "Jeff woke up early Monday morning. 7:30 to be exact because he had a 8 AM final. After the final, Jeff walked to pick up Celia and they strolled down the rainy path known as Dwight towards Racha Cafe. Celia had heard her floormates talking about it in the bathroom the night before, and decided to try it.\n\nThe two entered the Cafe, and immediately noticed the yummy, spicy air. Jeff enjoyed the dining area. \n\nCelia had a dilemma: pad see ew, or pad kee mao? She picked pad see ew, because her floormates had recommended it. It was a great choice! But there weren't that many vegetables-- in the end, it was all just noodles :( It was delicious though. Favourite pad kee mao she's ever had! Next time, she will order the pad kee mao, or the pineapple fried rice.\n\nJeff ordered the green curry with chicken. The green curry was a bit buttery, but had a very wholesome taste. It was very fresh and egg-y textured. Celia thinks there was an egg in it, but, in retrospect, that is probably not true. There was an egg in it. No there wasn't. / stream of consciousness.\n\nJeff definitely thought that this place was better for noodles, whereas Thai Noodle was better for curry, which is kind of ironic. Thai Basil is good at nothing. According to Jeff (Celia disagrees though). So. Racha was great. Would come back again. \n\nCAUTION:\nWhen we left, Celia noticed a sample cup on the outside of the store. But actually, it was a religious offering of food with a stick of incense in it. Jeff was pleasantly surprised, because the offered food was the same thing that he ordered. So if you see a cup outside the store, it is probably not a sample cup.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MSwnEugaNRe50qXy21-fFw", "date": "2010-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A55vzX4YpcwxJZrX87WdBA", "text": "My favorite Thai place in Berkeley!  And there are a lot of good Thai places in Berkeley, so that's saying something.  Service is always very good here and the prices are about right.  \n\nMy favorite dish is the red curry, they give you a lot of vegetables as well as your choice of meat!  Almost anything with duck is also pretty good, and you can definitely count on the popular dishes: pad Thai, pad kee mow, pineapple fried rice, etc to be savory and they are generous with their servings.  \n\nGreat for large and small groups!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IgTkH1md1VK5aTs-2blxig", "date": "2011-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aVWx02_6RdNgbnRDGhsfwg", "text": "Some of my Berkeley sisters took us here after a meeting. Normally I am not a big fan of Thai food, but I really liked this restaurant.\n\nA couple of our girls went to the restaurant early to save spots for us. One thing I liked was how the waitress had everything set up- silverware, waters, and extra water.\n\nWhen the waitress took my order (usually I am super indecisive) I asked her if she had a recommendation for the meat to put in my order-\nI ordered number 44- and she quickly responded, \"chicken,\"  instead of asking me a whole bunch of questions before making a recommendation- which I liked. \n\n#44 had a good flavor with a kick to it (the chili). The flavors were yummy- not too over powering or too little. The portions were generous for a THai restaurant- I was expecting half of what I got.\n\nWhen it came time to pay- I liked how you just go up to the waitress and tell them what you ordered and pay there- that way you dont have to calculate what you ordered and how much you need to pay towards the group bill. \n\nThe one thing I didn't like, was how I think either they need to up date the prices, or let the customers know if they are paying with card and their amount is less than $10- they added the tip in. \n\nThe prices said the noodles were suppose to be 6.99- with tax this would have been around 7.70-8.00 for the meal. When she told me my meal was $9 ( I think it was cuz she saw I was going to pay with a card?), I didnt think too much about it, but when I got home, I would have preferred her letting me know there is a 10 minimum- that way I would have tipped her the amount that adds up to 10 (if it would have been less than 15-20% I would have just given her 15-20% tip instead)\n\n\n\nOverall I would come here again", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a7u5fVg54U0zg7xJE9h0FA", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "blSy34qPIOWKvbtbOq5F7Q", "text": "My go-to thai place. Honestly, I prefer the flavor of Thai Basil in the ghetto, but this is the place for sit-down thai. The type of place you don't want to be rushed, and you sit down and have some quality time with friends and others.\n\nHere are a few points:\n1.) The green curry is yummy so I always come back for more.\n2.) They have long tables, which is nice for when you're going somewhere with a group of 8\n3.) They dont rush you at all. Which is a relief.\n4.) My water glass is always full, which is a sign of great service.\n\nAlso, my friend tried the Chang beer here, and it was pretty damn tasty. First asian beer I've ever had thats actually had some taste.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2012-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d5eIna3uKtIfpIbt3Ge45g", "text": "I like Racha Cafe a lotttt better than Thai Basil! Why?? The service is great and the food is brought out quickly in generous portions & better quality! \n\nChicken pad see ew is suuuper good! Just the right amount of flavor without being overly greasy like Thai Basil sometimes tends to be. Love it! \n\nDuck fried rice is sooo amazing!! Perfectly cooked fried rice with perfectly cooked duck (not too dry and very easy to eat)!\n\nPad thai is very delicious as well. Basically, I don't think you can go wrong ordering anything from Racha (: \n\nThe service, as I mentioned before, is really good. The friendly waiters regularly checked up on us and refilled our waters without us asking (:\n\nALSO! Last time, they gave us some really good candy when they brought us the check.. and since we really liked it, they brought out more for us! yayy! (:", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JinNpmASOyO1IaBA68PNSA", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DRN5lU1WHZkwnHFGjKWDUg", "text": "This is a fine Thai restaurant.  It's probably not the best Thai you'll ever have in your life but it certainly makes me happy.  I love that it is only two blocks away from my apartment so i can order some take out and pick it up and walk home.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LpRlZ58I3TGK71A7Urvf4A", "date": "2008-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g3OXvhKfwCEWk7mDXYuYtQ", "text": "Their Pad Thai is excellent. Plenty flavourful and well-balanced, it doesn't commit the sin, typically committed in Thai restaurants, of being cloyingly sweet. Instead, you get the right balance of salty, sweet and tart, and a little bit spicy, just as I like it. Portions are generous too, even for the meat: I have to take a box every time I go. The other Pad Thais I've had around Berkeley just don't compare.\n\nI do remember, however, that there was one time the beef in my friend's Pad See Ew apparently tasted kind of weird and sour, so she didn't eat the meat. On the whole, though, with that lone exception, everyone's food's really good.\n\nService-wise, all the food comes about the same time, even for a group of ten, and they're willing to handle multiple credit cards on the bill, something I don't expect an Asian place to do.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3ARYKa3p8d7p8_VZxVXtGA", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nqA0oATSU6ZXAq5tjB6vAw", "text": "Conveniently close, friendly staff, and good food at an affordable price. Their Pad Thai (beef), Hot and Sour soup, Silver Noodle soup, and curry are delicious. At an average price of $7 this place is definitely worth a try when craving Thai cuisine.\n\n***Update 1/16/2007*** Racha recently undergone a renovation over the winter break and the new appearance (inside & outside) is a huge improvement to the dinning experience. Gone are the dark drab brownish color wall and replaced with bright vibrant color that is easy on the eyes. New Ikea style light fixture enhance the visibility factor when dining with friends and examining the delicious food. The facade also received a new coat of neon green/yellow to stand out from the brown wood-shingle that adorn the adjacent retail stores on that street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kJS3R2N1pzf59APqO5mxXA", "date": "2006-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SC4HzN4LsuP2u9iviX_qMg", "text": "A solid Thai restaurant that deserves 3.5 stars. This is my go-to thai place and food here is consistently satisfactory.\n\nThis is a well-rounded restaurant so you can't go wrong with any order! My favorite pad sea ew (pan fried flat noodles with meat and some vegetables) default order tastes good and oily, like all pad sea ews. Pad sea ew beef, chicken, and pork are all good, though I wish they have more vegetables in the dish. Portions here are huge, and I always have leftovers for another meal.\n\nRed curry or green curry are also good choices, and pineapple fried rice=yum. Thai iced tea isn't really worth it if you are ordering to-go; they pour it into a cheap paper cup and you get less for your $2\n\nNOTE: to-go orders are always burning HOT and placed in foil so you don't want to let the food sit for too long or it will steam cook itself to mushiness. That being said, food is always right off the stove and never cold, microwaved, or pre-cooked\n\nRacha Cafe looks very unassuming for its obnoxious yellow paint exterior, but the interior is spiffy and well-furnished with sleek wooden chairs and a plethora of Thai deco. The feel is very exotic and Thai, though there is pop music playing softly in the background. Service is a bit on the slow side, and the lady in charge seems to be the only one who knows what is going on. \n\nWILL I come back: Yes\nWHEN will I come back: When I crave thai; this is my defult and convenient Thai restaurant in Berkeley\nWHAT will I do differently: Expand my horizons and try new dishes", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5fSUbTL5n8BBqPwCQA70g", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ThUFL73_UUJE2H0UQSj8hg", "text": "Racha's is a step or two up from Thai Basil. Their food, service, and decor are all pretty good. The inside of the restaurant feels very welcoming and it's surprisingly really big as well (many people have banquets here). The servers are friendly and they often come around to refill cups. If you have a large group and want to split the bill, they'd be happy to accomodate. \n\nI usually get the tom kha (soup only) with a side of rice. Their Thai iced tea is also really good and it's cool how they let you mix the tea and milk together yourself instead of giving you something that they premade in batches.\n\nOverall, I always enjoy my dining experiences here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9Bn-3UlZCl1d5agYmwsoyg", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vmjqc-MPVKzuxieL7WVwcA", "text": "From a very loyal customer of two years. They can accept cash or card. Five stars because they have really big and yummy portions for the price! As a Berkeley student I used to cycle through their menu because they have a lot of good stuff: \n\n- The beef and Chinese broccoli (super rich in nutrient) over rice dish is a healthier alternative and reminds me of my mom's food. Pieces of cut beef are used, and the sauce is mostly soy sauce and not heavy. \n\n- Beef Pad Kee Mao is tasty and makes my taste buds very happy. It is a little spicy. Ground beef is used. \n\n- Tew Lord has shrimp and ground chicken over rice noodles, and the delicious sauce is served on the side you can pour in any amount of sauce to your heart's content. Mix the noodles up, and it tranforms to pure deliciousness! I pour in half but my friends pour the whole thing in. I usually ask for the dish to be less oily anyways, because even without the sauce, the ground chicken and shrimp somehow have a decent amount of oil. \n\n- Panang Curry. For those days when you want to soak the rice in curry goodness. You know. \n\nTheir goes my four favorite dishes among a menu full of good dishes. \nTheir Thai Tea is great! If you are picky about the unnecessary fat you can ask for more tea and less cream and it is still just as good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4jPFBQaXtoUM0I2RV0wpUA", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YmOf6B7Qy59xfrdwpXOy9Q", "text": "All my friends love Racha Cafe, but I don't really know why. To me, the food is just all right and not worth the money. \n\nI've been here several times (because like I said, my friends love it), and I've had the Roasted Duck Salad, Duck Noodle Soup, Tom Yum Noodle Soup, and Pineapple Fried Rice. The duck here is pretty flavourful, but the salad and the noodles were bland. The Tom Yum tastes like water with some lime juice squeezed in, and it's probably the worst tom yum I've ever tasted. The Pineapple Fried Rice was pretty good, but the rice was mushy and too oily.\n\nThe seating area is pretty spacious and clean, and there's a back room for large groups or club events/celebrations. You can call in to place everyone's orders beforehand so you won't have to wait a ridiculously long time for your food.\n\nMaybe I'm just ordering the wrong things, but I figure if I want curry or pad thai I can just go to Thai Basil. Until next time!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sibNRRgWY0trcO-QTTrwUA", "text": "Service and environment is good.  It looks small on the outside, but the restaurant actually extends all the way in and can seat large groups.  The prices ares very reasonable, and the food generally tastes great.\n\nSome traitional favorites include chicken green curry, pad thai, pad see-ew, and tom yum.  I can recommend all the above.  Portions are great for the price too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2OqvaSWgbGYPWh4eCt6iFg", "text": "Pretty solid Thai establishment. Its super spacious, so don't worry about a wait. If you ever need a place for a small gathering, birthday party or banquet: they can accommodate. \n\nFood-wise: noodle portions are good, and the taste is consistent \nFaves: Pad see ew, Pad kee mao, Pad thai\n\nSoups: Tom yum, lemon grass \n\nCurry: portions are on the smaller side, especially if you order it with rice. I usually dont finish the curry but here, its no problem. \nPumpkin red curry: delicious, and they give you a good portion of pumpkin. However, it was undercook when I ordered it. \nYellow Curry: delicious, coconut milk and potato\nGreen Curry: Order it with chicken, cooked tenderly \n\nCleaner than Thai noodle and definitely a good place to get your thai food fix in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aVIp7GqkB-xE2oByrsev7Q", "date": "2011-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q6KPVAmobh14FesqCNw04w", "text": "My favorite place to get Thai food in Berkeley. It's a bit overpriced for my standards, but it tastes exceptional and they give relatively large portions! I always get the pad se ewe shrimp.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eKWi4sFfjnrx-r9KUuhVqA", "date": "2012-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vsVxL2uHZkgiTCZ2NmWOXQ", "text": "My boyfriend LOVES this place so we come here all the time.\nit's pretty much your average thai food. Dishes are about $8 and not very large. I find the curries too sweet, as well as some of the noodle dishes. I would recommend the appetizers with peanut dipping sauce...we had chicken satay. SO good. the eggplant (with other stuff) in a clay pot is also delicious.\nThe ambience is quite nice for a Berkeley restaurant. It's usually pretty empty and quiet, and the service is great.\nBeware: If there are actually people here, expect to WAITWAITWAIT and starve for your food...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xk4cltq9KwdhQWuwolBBnQ", "text": "My friend suggested this place when I was in the mood for Thai since I suggested the regular Thai places we go to. I was pleasantly surprised by how clean it was. I heard they remodeled and you can tell. Very clean and modern looking with the new tables. A nice change for a Telegraph restaurant.\n\nI ordered the bbq chicken over rice suggested by my friend. It was delicious! The sauce was perfect and the chicken was crispy on the outside and flaky on the inside. The portion was just right since the dishes over rice are for individual meals. My friend said that she ordered this once for lunch but it didn't have the same bbq sauce so come here for dinner and try it.\n\nPrices are pretty cheap/decent for a sit down restaurant. I liked it just because it isn't obnoxiously loud. Only bad thing was there was only one guy working and he was slow at getting around to each table.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-w8H1G9raUC0Gg_zvlJDwg", "date": "2007-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MIvjUOEQis-ML3cOUvWjaA", "text": "Easy. Cheap. (Bring an iPod)\n\nI came to this neat spot further down on Telegraph with my Houston buddy, i gotta say, it is fairly well-priced for the amount of food, authenticity and general convenience. I got the papaya salad as a starter dish; it was both refreshing and quenching in all the right Thai flavors. \n\nYou can get a Pad Thai, big enough for two hungry traverlers. \n\nThe only thing, and I am clearly biased, is the music. It played none-stop trashy 90's pop crap. I wish it had some awesome Thai instrumental music. That's my two cents.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o9L4Ql0ma35DOKwWIV2Pyw", "date": "2008-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "R0J7sR3kkz_QEeDEbB4IKQ", "text": "This place pretty much dominates the southside thai scene, especially after the demise of Thai Noodle. (RIP) I pretty much ate here every meal during the last finals week just so I could write a yelp review saying how I ate here every meal during the last finals week. Food is quickly prepared and pretty dericious, although there could be more vegetables in the pad see ew.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zA7__miLFhFsTAzpbSn_9A", "date": "2012-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7dmNOS6q-B7BtxsO8jAiDA", "text": "I came here with a group of people one night. Service was slow but there was a party of 20 or so, so understandable. \n\nDuring my past visits, I've had the:\n\nPad Thai - eh, nothing special. \nPad Kee Maw - one of the better dishes\nPad See Ew - good because not oily like many other places make it\nGreen curry - sucked because it had more meat and veggies then curry. I guess I'm just not into Thai curry. \nThai iced tea - pretty good. \n\nOverall, an ok experience but it's in general hard to find a good, authentic Thai restaurant in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zrHhzP4omVmB2yCFDzR00Q", "date": "2010-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7hdaBGPlSJdPpXLSkhkhrg", "text": "I've come here twice and found it pretty decent. It may not have as much of a lunch-time crowd as Thai Basil or Tuk Tuk Thai, but as far as I know, Racha is slightly cheaper. The duck curry is highly recommended, though I have to admit that my idea of curry is more in line with the Indian type, and I found the curry here to be more like soup. There was also a fried pork entree; I don't remember the name, but it was at the right crunchiness, and my brother and I bickered over the last pieces.\n\nNoodles were decent, especially if you get fried pork with it. They weren't as memorable as the curry entrees that I've tried, though. \n\nThe environment might not be for everyone. There are some reviews here mentioning unfriendly staff. I've never had unfriendly staff ruining my experience, but they weren't really friendly either. And the place can be a bit empty at times, probably because it isn't as close to campus as the previously mentioned Thai places. Racha is more spacious, however.\n\nOverall, if you're looking for good Thai curry and could care less about service, Racha is the place. For faster service and closeness to campus, Thai Basil is the better choice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qpQ6WRdRHvAsjW7b46pCNA", "date": "2009-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ALVMYmn70uwtOLgD3p7dqA", "text": "I thought my red curry tofu and fried prawns (sort of like veggie tempura w/ two little prawns) were spot on in flavor and packed with veggies. It was easy to accommodate a rando lunch for 20 here too, though the food came out at different times. It was really yummy though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2009-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DzvKpCQ1z9b9txHjDQ5jwQ", "text": "I've been here several times and it was actually the first restaurant that my sister took me to when I decided to go to UCB for school. Today, I came with a good friend to enjoy some Thai food and sit and chat.\n\nService/Decor: There are murals all over the walls, supposedly to give a more \"Thai\" feel to the place. The restaurant overall seems pretty clean. Extremely fast. There are chimes that jingle when you walk in that prompt the waiter to step in and seat you. He seemed nice, polite, and responsive.\n\nFood:\nThe first time I came here and the few times I came back, I got the Pad Thai or Pad See Ew. It is definitely better than Thai Basil's, since Thai Basil's Pad Thai tastes like it was mixed in ketchup and oyster sauce. I usually add a good amount of peanuts that are available on the side and a small dollop of hot sauce. Their Pad Thai and Pad See Ew are definitely enjoyable.\n\nToday, I ordered the Teaw Kak, which consisted of flat rice noodles, broccoli, pork (you have the choice of chicken, beef, tofu), and a VERY peculiar sweet peanut sauce. When it first came out I had absolutely no idea what to make of it. It wasn't pre-mixed and the sauce was just poured right on top of all the other ingredients. It looked like an even, brown sauce that reminded me of Japanese curry. My taste buds also had no idea what to make of it. I managed to finish it with a large amount of hot sauce. But yeah, don't order the Teaw Kak. Just don't.\n\nWe also got the fried banana with coconut ice cream. Delicious. The coconut ice cream had a lovely texture and complemented the fried banana very nicely. I don't even like coconut very much and I thought it was excellent.\n\nVerdict: In my efforts to be adventurous, I failed and probably just chose the wrong dish. The other times that I've come here haven't failed me. I feel confident enough in this restaurant to suggest coming here with friends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-PFFaOrqO5P2oSx_sNC6yA", "text": "The food here is pretty good! One of the best Thai places in Berkeley, for sure. I definitely liked the pineapple fried rice and the curry fried rice. \n\nIf only I were Thai...then I would be able to order all the other exotic things.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pkgzODCTkC_kQ-EnONJdsg", "text": "I was happy during my visit here. My friends ordered a lot so I got to taste a lot of different types of foods they offered. I can't say I loved the pad thai since I already have a place that I love love love their pad thai at, all I can say is that its satisfying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4qc50xqwfjuZgpNP8_E3BA", "date": "2010-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qxd6LmSINF61qPjt8DJMaQ", "text": "One of my favorite places to get thai food.  They have long tables for big groups of people and they have waiter service, which is more rare in a college area like Racha is.  The food won't blow your head off, but the general ambiance, more than decent food, and reasonable prices will keep you coming back for more.  :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "66ZvZdlT2zhm3TzDfCooYw", "date": "2012-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "00cZQKKLaDy6JOyJSkEp8w", "text": "Probably the second-best Thai food place I know of in the bay area, but don't take my word for it because I've only tried a handful.\n\nRacha Cafe was actually the first Thai food place I liked... and coincidentally the first place that got me to like Thai food. Their green curry here is FANTASTIC. It is my absolute favorite dish, and I would recommend ordering pork with it. It's REALLY hard to make tender pork, but this place does it right!\n\nPrices are reasonable (about the price Thai food usually is) and their dishes are all-around good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cQjFUZ3wHW5MEajjiOw8zw", "date": "2009-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "byowJlZrrT4V044CVDWt7A", "text": "I've been going here since I was in college (long time) but stopped after 2 incidents.\n\n1. Having lunch with a friend (red curry) and a roach scampered across the wall.\n\n2. Had dinner with another friend (I probably had the red curry again) and I'm guessing we shared a soup. She had the pork and spinach and threw up all the next day. Since she is a rampant carnivore she swore it was the spinach.\n\nEven though I used to enjoy the curries, the fish cakes, the salads I go elsewhere these days.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_eJ9pXiPKoObEWpI2MmlqA", "date": "2008-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-g8iEAWh0W4X3jALNjdtMg", "text": "By far the best Thai place near the UC Berkeley campus - affordable, affectionate, and all-around awesome (said with mouth agape). \n\nService is always quick and friendly and what more can I say about the food?!?! Firstly, always end with the fried banana and ice cream; never a fail moment when you decide upon this - always such a great ending to a great meal. All the curries are rich and never dry or uninspired. Yellow Curry is always the safe choice. As for noodle, you can never go wrong! The soups are inexplicably flavorful and even though I like my food spicy, Racha always kicks it up a notch. I adore their rice dishes and it always fills us up with no such regret. Serving sizes are actually just about right and in terms of healthiness I (feel) like I can never go wrong with my curious appetite.\n\nI guess what I want to say is that Racha holds a lot of great and enticing memories - whether it be the company, atmosphere, food or service - Racha was always the best place to go when we're in search for delicious realizations and appetite-quenching stress relief.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oJuBIvS2WlHgRuJwyPgDrw", "date": "2011-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "j-uKotaBTDfV4uqy8alkFg", "text": "Racha makes (probably) the most flavorful Thai food I've tried so far in Berkeley. The dishes are reasonably large relative to the price of each dish. Although I was in a big group at the time I went, they managed to serve most of the people within 10-15 minutes. You might think the restaurant is small, but if you walk inside, it can accommodate two ~25 people tables.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ttI--FiBIJ1pW_NAY3lwuA", "date": "2010-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OgeUwn2sxXICL25VAB9QCA", "text": "Don't get their Tom Yum Noodle Soup... I've had it twice and I wanted to cry both times as I attempted to put craploads of hot sauce to make it more flavorful :(\n\nTheir other dishes are so good, but why must they do this to Tom Yum! :( Defeat...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2011-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "omwGT8ypPdNwZn8uWHwXQA", "text": "This place is awesome. This is the best  Thai restaurant yet that I've been to in Berkeley. Their fried calamari has a thai kick to it, but just the right amount. The pad thai and yellow curry were delicious as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4TJF62R5ytolOmiMWKtjGA", "date": "2009-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OrpMQuOwyZlzCiY2Xhc06A", "text": "Drive across the bridge, there are better places in SF for Thai food. Don't come here expecting authentic Thai food. They have a very extensive menu with a lot of choices but the dishes were all lacking in flavor (e.g. tom yum soup) or they weren't cooked properly (e.g. bbq chicken which was way too sweet).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UMzVMDf9CVCwbubOnO6Q5A", "date": "2011-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tPWLcumnE4cBNzLTDIIT8Q", "text": "Oh Racha, how I love thee.\n\nToo bad your new owners decided to get rid of any personality whatsoever on your interior.\n\nBut the food is the same, i suspect the same cooks are employed.  The lunch there is great, you get a little soup or salad and the price is cheaper.  The food is just as good as the likes of Thai House, but much less expensive.  Atmosphere leaves something to be desired.\n\nI basically stick to the same items, and they're all good.  I'll name them in order of deliciousness:\n1- eggplant with beef stir fry.  a little spicy and wonderful\n2- Pad See Ew.  Thick, chewy noodles with meat of your choice and broccoli.  Yum\n3- Yellow Curry with Chicken.  Always a sweet and mildly spicy treat.\n4- Green Curry.  i just like it because it comes with eggplant.\n5- Pad Thai.  Not that it's bad or anything, its just that after I discovered Pad See Ew, the Pad Thai just rarely makes the cut.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RLKY7TB0ZRNZPWZAUkISXA", "date": "2007-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XNCA2a-hztDAhPaX07RPrQ", "text": "For those of you who live in Berkeley, you're probably familiar with the wide selection of Thai restaurants around the area. However amongst this myriad of options, Racha Cafe is my place to go for authentic, spicy Thai food. \n\nLike most thai restaurants in Berkeley, it's a small, family-owned establishment. So in a sense, most thai places here are pretty authentic. I like Racha because they use the freshest herbs and spices for each curry dish, instead of pre-packaged curry paste that other restaurants may use (not pointing fingers). To me, that speaks quality and care in their food. Furthermore, I appreciate that they do not overdress their noodle dishes with sauces. Noodles like Pad Kee Mao and especially Pad Thai are lightly sauteed in their spicy sauces, instead of swimming in sauce. Therefore, it tastes more refreshing.\n\nI have ordered here many times in the past and am never disappointed with their dishes...always delicious, imo. Personally I recommend their green curries, pineapple fried rice, pad thai, pad see eew and pad kee mao. Please give it a try! I know that it looks dingy on the outside, but it is a gem when it comes to good, thai cuisine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "0ewIkIn-VVKMotgoMQGXnA", "text": "The yellow curry, pineapple fried rice, pad thai, thai iced tea... \n\nEverything was good. I have nothing to complain about, but I have nothing to rave about either. There are a jillion Thai restaurants in Berkeley so this review remains relatively boring.\n\n+ close to bus stop\n+ close to campus\n+ uncrowded\n+ clean\n+ comfortable", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "GpwpBUniPSqljAI83ZWUAw", "text": "They have Flaming Chicken.  \n\nSeriously peoples...they light the entire bird on fire at your table!  \n\nYes, yes...it's dead already....jeez.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ipleTHGh9KR8hO5U1yxzXw", "date": "2006-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vYqKoP5s10PV9JM8Kf-EfA", "text": "I wouldn't travel more than a couple blocks to come dine here. [Not implying this place is bad, it's not.  It is quite yummy.] \n\nBasically, I give it 4 Stars, because I live so close to this place.  It's convenient.  And I am a fan of convenience. \n\nEverything I have ordered here has been good. Last night I had the Pad Se Ew with Chicken and it was delicious. And I have left overs...Y-E-S!\n\nThe only complaint is that their mango sticky rice has too much coconut milk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "c1CMYHa9ymdipUinB9i0fA", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EXcDzMM0aigIMI4b2ZB_Gw", "text": "I dig this place.  However, one tip?  Order delivery or take-out.  The portions are insane and one dish can definitely be two meals.  I learned this by ordering through delivery sites like Seamless Web and Grubhub where they usually have $20 or $25 minimums.  It was worth it though because I'd order and have lunch and dinner for a couple of days.  Once time I ordered and the next day went on a road trip in an RV.  Having Thai leftovers on the road? Pretty awesome.\n\nI'm partial to their drunken noodles, pad se ew.  Those are the wide noodles with meat and veggies.  They're my favorite.  I also like their yellow curry for the meat and potatoes.  They're always friendly and the food is always good.  It's also not too expensive, so it's one of my favorite local restaurants.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HJtjE6wvg0zrJCz_bWPV4g", "date": "2011-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iFDtRCWW4vFRIo2Zy7tuBQ", "text": "Its cheap, never a wait, the staff are very nice and the food is great!\n\nI've been coming here with my girlfriend for the last 2 years and we've always been very happy with our meals.  Last night we got 3 dishes and drinks and the bill came out to just $30 and we had leftovers!\n\nI almost feel bad reviewing Racha here because it should be kept the quasi-secret that it still is! Mmmmmmmmmm!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YDLWyAZhwUzHEym_lduWHQ", "text": "I was very pleased with my pineapple fried rice. \nI loved the yellow curry, the cashews, the raisins, the tomatoes, the pineapple, and the portion size. Sure they could've tossed in more pineapple or perhaps fresher pineapple, but for $6.95 it's understandable why they wouldn't. I know I couldn't make this dish myself, so I'm glad Racha Cafe is here to do it for me! It's not as good as some I've tried down in SoCal, but when you feel like pineapple fried rice I would definitely give Racha Cafe a go.\n\nThey also offer multiple other fried rice specials which all sound tempting (it was a toss b/t Pineapple fried rice and Duck fried rice, but JW got it to me before I could think twice!). They got you vegetarians and carnivores covered, all for decent prices.\n\nI will say it's a little weird that each time I frequent this place it's empty..like completely empty. But that just means more attention from the server(s) I suppose. My party and I all received our dishes timely though not all at the same time.\n\nI don't know if I'll return or plan on it...but if friends want to go somewhere close to campus and they feel like Asian, I'll suggest Racha and order some more fried rice. Yummm.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2010-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "JGQ3pzpPsmytRVt23YcNKQ", "text": "I'm sorry I hate thai food it all tastes the same to me. \n\nHowever, I think Racha Cafe is the most OK but I'm sorry I'm really not a Thai person.\n\nI have tried a number of items on their menu and their curries are pretty good and their Pad Kee Moa is a good meal.\n\nENJOY!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "1y5wqK-p7Qg1Xv4dYw23pA", "text": "Every Friday night a group of my friends and I like to go out to dinner after our weekly meditation sessions. As we were walking down the lovely streets of Berkeley on the hunt for a place to eat, a couple of the girls in our group started chanting \"Racha! Racha! Racha!\" There was really no point in arguing. Racha it was. We ended up in front of the Thai restaurant before we could even suggest another place. :)\n\nThe place definitely had its quirky Berkeley charm. The guy who seated us wore a big shirt that said \"God Guns Disaster\". Anyway our group consisted of... 13-16 people or so... and the host let us have our OWN room in the back with a huge, long table that stretched across. Immediately after seating they brought out glasses of water, silverware, and stood prepared to take our orders. We pretty much ordered everything on the vegetarian menu (we're all vegetarians), along with a some soups and a few thai iced teas here and there. \n\nWaiting for our food didn't take long. Everything came out at once, which was nice because everyone got to eat at the same time. Our food was delicious, simple, and very reasonably priced.\n\nAll in all, good times. Racha Racha Racha!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Dsn0E5ad3oom8iGIrFXPsQ", "date": "2008-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "xNPKP8sUv0CCmic7uxy-ig", "text": "Great service, the food is delicious and come in very good sized portions, and the prices are more than reasonable. \n\nI would definitely recommend their green curry anything. It's pretty damn spicy, but the best kind of spicy. mmm nom nom nom\n\nThe spring rolls desperately needed the dipping sauce, as alone they were pretty tasteless.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HhgIPUd0hNWSVA_SuL5Pcw", "date": "2008-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "mrY3P8Kw_NbgNwAzLACjLQ", "text": "3.5 Stars for tasty Thai Food.\n\nI was having a major craving for Green curry. I don't get around to many Thai restaurants very much so, I was flying blind on which place to select in Berkeley since there are a bazillion of them scattered around.\n\nI got Shrimp Green Curry and Pad Thai. They put plenty of shrimp in the curry and that was nice. They also add eggplant to the mix which gave it a trippy texture. I wish they served it with seitan, but they didn't. So, that sucked. So far, only place I've seen that does that is Your Place Thai on University, but they've started to suck for some reason so, I am boycotting that place.\n\nThe Pad Thai was pretty average and more greasy than I am used to, but it was good.\n\nNot much more to say...it's a cool lil spot and it served its purpose.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_vk88Fk8e7_HkXSMb9M9AQ", "date": "2009-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "93sW9Y_3rJQn305_n8epng", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 8, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "P4PelAqK3qPHMHn40P4dNg", "text": "I have a long history with this hole in the wall. The lighting is poor but it tends to get crowded with college students and people who work around the area. I've been coming here for lunch with my colleague and this time we both got the bbq chix with brown rice ($8 + change). While I thought the chicken was decent, I really enjoy the soft texture and taste of the brown rice. I'm not a big sauce fan but their sweet and sour sauce was better than many of the places I've visited. The previous times I've gotten their noodle soup and I thought that was just okay. Portions are modest, but it did a good job at filling me up. The server who works there is not always the most pleasant, but she is efficient and fast. I thought the food could be cheaper for something not as good as Siam Chan. 3 stars for being an adequate lunch spot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0juzbrgcLHqobdK-OZAyiw", "date": "2009-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "06Q0MxrXzJzsg7xakKvA1A", "text": "dont hate. spam is delicious. the hawaiians eat it for thanksgiving", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8HtQ6oC1p_G7puf18v1Dfw", "date": "2008-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "11oKoZlCWSPKmzq0V7zavA", "text": "Bear Ramen is just a small, hole in the wall place, run primarily by a sweet little Korean woman and an assistant.  The gooksoo(noodles thicker than ramen, denser than udon)  is made fresh so the noodles are particularly good and the broth she uses is made from scratch.\n\nKim Chi Fried Noodle/Rice is probably the best dish on the menu. Incredibly addictive. The Champong (gooksoo noodles in broth with a variety of meat and vegetables) is also really good, however.\n\nIt's an ideal place for inexpensive, quick, casual meals. A quality place for poor, starving college students.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qSltbb4Puw_D9IqQf-s0dw", "date": "2009-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_11P3QTKQcWlE_pwRWMvZA", "text": "The food here is fresh and delicious.\n\nMost importantly, the broth is delicious.  The noodles are made fresh all day long.  They are delicate and scrumptious.\n\nThe staff was friendly and welcoming.  As someone who often goes out to eat by himself, I often find that I get treated like I'm secondary to everything else the staff has going on with larger groups.  I did not feel that way at Bear's Ramen House.  Friendly conversation and a genuine smile came with my order.\n\nBear's Ramen House is a small, intimate little ramen house, authentic to the Korean style.\n\nI will be going back next weekend.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hOWF1DZXHiG1gfNYYodU1g", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3QsCIER6k4lWp42UDGBkyw", "text": "If you ever eat here, you MUST try the kimchi fried rice. There ramen soups are pretty good too...although I know that I can easily make it at home now and put my own ingredients in it. The service here is great and fast since they're make your food right in front of you right after you order it. The place is a bit cramped up so if you choose to eat in groups, its better to eat outside. There is free water here, but the cups are so small..and the water wasn't cold..so I suggest buy a drink at the convenience store next to IB's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ASGPuRx_qU0m2wbhq8Op6w", "date": "2009-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_3YJK-JBKhirAvtwfuMllA", "text": "There is an old lady who is really rude(uses INFORMAL Korean words to seemingly young Koreans), but rest of the workers are not.\n\nwell the biggest negative point of them is....FOODS ARE OVERPRICED.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eIe71Hh_rAVmQyajDrkjGA", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4n6MKV8aTF6VyCW16NkaSg", "text": "This place goes into my fondest memory bank. Whether it was a cooler day at Berkeley or a nice sunny one, I never did NOT crave this place. Usually ordered rice cake and dumpling noodle soup. Although it wasn't on the meny wall, the patrons were always able to service made to order. And I loved it. And I loved that they eventually knew what I wanted. \n\nThis place hit the spot in a way that no other spot did. Soup broth was always hot enough, tasty enough, and just the right amount of serving. I would come here atleast once a week or more just to find comfort in the broth and noodles. My home away from home. \n\nI remember the kindness of the owners, and recall when the wife was pregnant and still working... In such a small little hut, rain or shine, heat or cold, Bear Ramen was always around to serve.\n\nSometimes when I was in a hurry, I'd order the spicy kimchi spam fried rice, and that was on a class of it's own. I have yet to find a place that can make a fried rice of that calliber.\n\nUntil we meet again, I truly miss you ramen bear.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zoyb93pskMhDgXZgv-DKtA", "date": "2010-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5cHRe3SJPYJWwECPFOLVDg", "text": "I had the beef ramen, which was flavorful and delicious.  I'd definitely go back again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JTMM6V5LpDdwbU2PG28v3w", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5D0J_Ea_cPD_FfzmTXJe8Q", "text": "This place is cute. It's got the old country feel to it and it's pretty authentic I guess?\n\nSo why would I only give it a three? Because if I can make the same thing they make without costing me 6.50, you don't deserve my business.\n\nSo one day, I cooked Nong Shin instant noodle with Kimchi, some onion, bean sprout, egg and some fish cake and it tasted equally good. O, guess what? The whole thing only cost me $2.50 at most. What does this mean? OVER PRICED!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Ptui8oPI9yaf0sWv9Beow", "text": "Oh yeah, fast food Korean style! The owners have switched 3-4 times but the quality of food has remained stable. The most current owner is a nice Korean lady who has been in the U.S. for a few years now.\n\n+ Quick food, no matter what you order\n+ Cleaner look than the previous owners\n-  Don't order the veggie gyoza; too greasy and small portions\n-  The free water here is kinda shady (out of a dirty ice cooler in a pint sized cup)\n\nFinal Call:\nSouthsiders with a ramen fix should find their way here.\n\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nMunchies:\n1. Rice cake gook soo\n     + Fresh rice cake and gook soo made on the spot\n2. Kimchi fried rice\n     + Tastes even better without the spam\n3. What's up with the nasty complementary kimchi?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5pUr6IRVRqeeKHsqosVElA", "text": "I've been coming here for a few years now, and I gotta say that this is probably the best ramen place in the east bay. Although the guys (and ladies) behind the counter have changed a few times over the years, the quality of their food has not changed one bit. \n\nThe gooksoo, which is the ramen they make from scratch, is just the right consistency. The stock they serve it in tastes awesome, and isn't oversalted, which is what a lot of other places do. \n\nThis place would be absolutely perfect if they got some more seats and started serving beer :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4d7nBWPJBmrMM1HQemn8mQ", "date": "2009-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6CkZNltV0M3ziocpDDDTLw", "text": "So I felt like Ramen.  I know quality can be varied, but I'm flexible.  \n\nThis place serves INSTANT RAMEN NOODLES!  e.g. TOP RAMEN!  Give me a break.  for $6?  \n\nI know this is a college town and there are lot of hungry students around.  But man, instant ramen noodles...shame on you!   \n\nIrks me to no end that they use the word \"Bear\" in the name of the restaurant that serves such crap....\n\nGo elsewhere.  Put this place out of business.  They don't deserve your money.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "u1OXFvRcpCt-CQiI-RBHDA", "date": "2011-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6tLS3-G9cWSkH5S-9w8lAw", "text": "Does it taste good? Kind of...\nIs it a rip off? YES!\n\nThe noodles are obviously pre-packaged instant noodles that will probably taste the same if not better if you bought it at an asian supermarket and cooked it yourself with the seasoning packet.\n\nThe kimchee fried rice is so simple to make... just watch them make it. You can definitely do that home with minimal ingredients or skill.\n\nBottom line: The food here tastes alright when you are on the run and craving for some korean-inspired dishes. But it is way overpriced for what it is. The next time I'm going to shell out over seven bucks for instant noodles, I might as well slap myself in the face and drive to ranch 99 for a 10 pack of shin-ramyun.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LLSf83WdA4xPgblZJ-9JvA", "date": "2009-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6WsxWm4yGOoQPOawPtSZ2g", "text": "KIMCHI UDON SOUP WITH SHRIMP! KIMCHI FRIED RICE! I've died and gone to comfort-food HEAVEN!\n\nPossibly under new management, don't let this spot in the college-kid-inundated \"Asian Ghetto\" fool you -- It's packed with flavor, charm, quality ingredients, and a beautiful, kind owner who'll make it JUST how you like it, and spice it to taste with a smile.\n\nThey're open late and in the best location near Telegraph to find parking.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K9ejqgRQsGQOuM43hKtN8Q", "date": "2008-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "77TeF8iqbM6RrddioP9aCQ", "text": "I went here once and never went back.  This place is overpriced and not even mediocre (like the other restaurants in the asian ghetto).  If you are value minded, choose the thai place with their $4.50 lunch.  The noodles come from a package that looks like maruchan top ramen, the broth is not savory, and the appointments on the ramen aren't appetizing (chopped onions, fish cake, mushrooms).\n\nBottom-line: Don't bother eating here because the food is not good.  I prefer Gypsy cafe, Steve's Bar b q, the thai place (if im feeling cheap) or better yet, house of curries across the street.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zkXKSu1-AZd2uRZaDbKr1w", "date": "2008-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8T9MMgFctARH29vcWy1MAQ", "text": "With huge bowls of hot/spicy soup, pots of boiling water, one bustling chef, this cozy little nook is perfect on a winter day.  I've taken shelter in this steamy Ramen House many a time, and I have never been disappointed.  I recommend the Cal Gooksoo or the Champong Ramen.  Choose the ramen over the udon; it's nice and chewy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "r0yj7wRAs4mNSgp_OvvstA", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9_cH8BzrRpmsygGwn48teQ", "text": "One of the lesser populated eateries in the Asian Ghetto, it used to be one of my favorites.  I used to come here with a friend all the time for their curry rice.  The sauce was rich and tasty and the portion was very generous.  \n\nI've also tried the kimchi fried rice and the curry ramen.  The kimchi fried rice was ok.  I'm not a huge kimchi fan so I don't think I can review it fairly but I found it to be too sour and too salty.  The curry ramen was good, but not good enough to get again.  The price of all the entrees is a little higher compared to the other restaurants in the area, but the cost seems justified when you see that it's just one little old Korean lady (who's very nice, btw) and sometimes another helper running the place.\n\nI sort of stopped coming here after freshman year though because 1) I think they changed how they make the curry rice and 2) I discovered other eateries that became favorites for me.  Still, I do miss that curry and the quaint little ramen house.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9EAflKlBxW52gu52q0tphQ", "text": "A small and tiny place with delicious food and great prices. \nKimchi fried rice w/ chicken ftmfw\nmushroom chicken fried rice ftw\nI love me sunny side up egg!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2lmBAfQWAI06ziEfN5NkCQ", "date": "2008-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9ER2jzbo4uKrf93lvhCfcA", "text": "Kimchi Fried Rice is a winner. The owner of the shop is extremely nice (even giving me little dessert yogurt drinks when I came in late once, since I've been there enough for her to know me), as is her son.\n\nBear Ramen was kinda average. I think most of the Ramen is kind of average, though I haven't tried the Kimchi Ramen yet.\nBlack Bean Gook Soo looked great, wasn't all that great. Meat was sparse, and the radish was cut too thickly for my tastes.\n\nThat being said, since I almost always get the Kimchi Fried Rice, gonna go with a four. Without it, I'd probably rate it a 3. Then add one for the owner being awesome. Then possibly subtract one for one of the helpers always having a grumpy face :/\n\nSeating a bit tiny, though you can always sit outside with the boombox guy in the background.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t2JqTHLOp5OX9BB4STyVKQ", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aNgXt_ctCdZ7ZSq0QMeCZA", "text": "Their kitchen is small, but they have GREAT dishes. They know how to cook!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mSenNOiYcbYDzs-9RSmNcQ", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aPEOdj-Xi7EF91sDBees6A", "text": "The Honest Truth: This place is pretty good.  Solid choice at Asian Ghetto.  The Kimchi fried rice is great.  Ironically the ramen isn't anything special.  I'd say the gooksoo is a better option.  The service is always good.\n\nThe Details:\nI always enjoy coming to this place.  I always order the kimchi fried rice and I'm always satisfied.  However, there isn't much else I'll order.  The ramen isn't that great and I would rather make some instant noodles at home.  The Gooksoo is decent and the other thing I order is the spicy pork over rice.  The quality is typical Asian Ghetto quality, which isn't bad.  The price is around the same 6-7 dollar amount.  The workers are nice and they give you a fair amount of food.  Theres no place to eat inside, so get it to go and eat somewhere else!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "blCaKPrR7-4EmHZLPlw5Qw", "text": "You have to try their Kimchi Fried Rice with Spam!\nYou have to try their Kimchi Fried Noodle with Spam!\n\nuh... just order something with the thumbs up next to it. lol my favorite Korean restaurant in Berkeley :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2012-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bnmvsWln5A3xsCvGAB-HyA", "text": "How to make kimchi fried rice the ghetto way according to Lilly L. in only four easy steps!\n\n1) Go to Korean market. \n2) Buy pork bulgogi.\n3) Fry in pan with butter.   \n4) Mix in rice, egg, maybe some MSG for real Asian authenticity and chemically-induced drowsiness?\n\nI like this better. Makes me feel like a real cook :D. \n\nThe rating is for the dish I had. The cute Korean cook/owner totally gets 5 stars for working so hard though!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w3iChbP_eECDwP4ar-zORA", "date": "2009-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CLnLFV8aHfJ_rAQAESv96Q", "text": "I'm from Korea and there are a lot of places like this where they serve Korean noodles, fried rices, and other dishes\n\nprolly the comparion is not fair, but everything's kinda pricy compared to similar restaurants back in korea\nbut i guess its reasonable for Berkeley\n\nfood is pretty good although i wish the portion is bigger since i eat a lot :p\n\nand there are only about 6 seats so it is likely that you will have to sit outside.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cnD3pSxnS-bmr1g1pTr-xA", "text": "I don't know how to make my own Ramen, so I think this place is a great.  Kim Chi (sp?) Ramen is my favorite.  Perfect comfort food, and they're fast and friendly.  Take out is a slight pain as you need to park - best to have one driver and one runner to pick up the food.  Pot stickers are decent too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UlNXEZqlXOqy7z2NDbFULg", "date": "2009-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cPj_VFECxiFQWtbCD3Jgtw", "text": "Definitely one of the better places in Asian Ghetto, their noodles are definitely one of the betters in the area. The woman who works here is pretty nice and is super beautiful and elegant for someone of her age. \n\nWhat I get here since I can't do spicy :(  :\nMushroom fried noodle - if you haven't tried this, get it! \nMushroom fried rice\n\nExtra noodles are only $1! :D\n\nNotes: the noodles are hand pulled, so the quality can vary. Usually the noodles came out nice, decently thick, and chewy, but other times it can be suuuuper stretchy, sticks too much together, or a little on the thin side. Nevertheless, usually it pulls out to be SUPER good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D3IRqrZr-SC5P87RqyLWLQ", "text": "I give this place a four star because of their delicious food, price, and excellent customer service. Only had the kimchi fried rice (one of the best) and their ramen. The look of the ramen bowl is funny but I think it's cool. The broth was flavorful, but it needs more substance like corn and more meat! \n\nIt's a small mom and pop show with very little sitting area, but a lot of seating outside. It's nice to eat outside and enjoy the atmosphere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7T5p5uv7vFlBk9sUpJBV9A", "date": "2010-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D7TWLM9SyRV5IrBQY9Sc8w", "text": "I've had the chicken ramen and it was honestly real ramen and not some instant noodle soup. I watched them make fresh pasta and make the soup from scratch with their spices and vegetables. Everything was so honest and fresh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mBgtkwwpwHUlQRQ2IVqrIQ", "date": "2009-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d8R-vg7tpjZo_C6nB6YrRA", "text": "It's official - I'm addicted to the kimchi fried rice with spam. I ate it five times in the past week alone..At first I thought the spam made the dish too salty, but I tried it with tofu and couldn't taste anything. \n\nThe prices aren't bad and the little Korean lady is adorable!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9Bn-3UlZCl1d5agYmwsoyg", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DazfzyazMagP2rmXsaLRYQ", "text": "The noodles they use for the ramen here are the same exact noodles from the instant ramen packages.  Though the noodles are common, everything in the soup was excellent.  I had the \"Beef Ramen\" and the \"Bear Special Ramen\".  I can assure you that there are way better ramen places out ther.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xMYMnxcp8ZMYIZLLVomQ2Q", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E5OllfbXjDp5TQNP_iKH6w", "text": "One of the better korean restaurants in the Berkeley area. It's cash only, but definitely worth it! The first time I tried this place, I ended up coming back 3 more times in the same week. Get the kimchi fried noodles and kimchi fried rice. GO. NOW.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kfx4iNKWfp3nB9krNNA2vg", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EBY_LrMHAxStDkkBfgGXBQ", "text": "Kimchee Fried Noodles.  That is all.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aqarlVqaHj8oY_6DHcwApg", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eeWdp82DVqStJB7_Lo330g", "text": "I haven't been here in years, but it's not becuase it's not good.  I won't lie...there have been times I've been tempted to come back and get some of that kimchi fried rice!  I've heard the owners are have changed, but who cares if the food is just as good!  So many times I came here in my college days...and so many times, they didn't let me down one bit - such a better alternative to dorm food.  In fact, it probably helped make me what I am today....for better worse. =T", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JKIkdVqAJLEXTq92gF98bA", "date": "2009-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EJl2_KTuOvoc4gf_13zvxA", "text": "I tasted Kimchi fried rice there and it is really good. It is the first time I like something with Kimchi lol", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cI8o0ZwAzpGe3_zwsRT6yg", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "El_oTtb8SXEwgmkHdz1QkQ", "text": "Hands down best kimchee spam fried rice! And I always crave their kimchee rice cake ramen when I'm under the weather. I have been coming here for more than 12 years....and I'm definitely going to keep coming back for years to come. Love this place!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "d4CjF9ksGYSRaJPe1D-JzA", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eM6zW4JKY3GWSy6bFb8mkA", "text": "Bear's Ramen House and I have a love/hate relationship.\n\nI LOVE their kimchi fried rice with spam.\nI LOVE their gooksu (when they don't run out).\nI LOVE their prices.\n\nI think they hate me, though, because I'm not Korean.  But I can live with that, I guess.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tGgTIueZy1JNTzQD9rkZLQ", "date": "2008-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eofLrzdcfeLwnzXDXeFm3g", "text": "Kimchee Spam Fried Noodles!!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b-YzSaJsTeCZTDINpYWNyQ", "date": "2008-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eYgq264ECxlLMdYpoRi-Pg", "text": "Noodles seem like they were from one of those packages from the grocery store. Broth really needed seasoning. But worst of all, the whole place and the food court it was in was one of the most filthy places I've ever seen.\n\nThe saving grace was the sweet smile from the gal who worked there.\n\nFood not good!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IRNStkHfQbpHC4Wpkkbx2w", "date": "2009-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F9lD1_9hzbJrwxPEyLzeQw", "text": "KIMCHI FRIED RICE. One of my favorite dishes ever!!!\n\nMy typical order: Kimchi fried rice with spam, extra extra spicy with two eggs. (The extra egg is 50cents more but it is SO worth it.)\n\nI usually call 10 minutes ahead to avoid waiting so long. I am so impatient when it comes to kimchi fried rice!!!!\n\nOh, and the mother and son who works here are always nice!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I7nSFalBwIbR-blNd95I6Q", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fBKF7R6iBQ40FgzCJvKMhg", "text": "i always get the beef ramen because i figure this ramen must be healthier than that cup noodle ramen i would be getting from 99 ranch. it's not too expensive either and close to all the units.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Qeo8Jhkzz2u9sWH0Uv0IcA", "date": "2010-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fj1sYnc6zD0xf62VFYsSjg", "text": "love it\nSpam and kimchi and rice together perfection\nCurry ramen  yummy \nHomey and folksy \none time I went there five drunk korean business men where singing a pop song and eating ramen very cool", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZSenc_D1NofQiQyl8ykKMQ", "date": "2008-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fNRjTjFIwcynkDLgzN23iw", "text": "Kimchi fried rice is really good here! However, I was very disappointed at how little spicy Korean rice cake I got in my order....that made me a little sad. It was delicious Korean rice cake...but...I seriously had like ten cakes in there. I don't know if she just hated me that day or what. \n\nFoods good, portion size that particular time I went was super bad...so I have some mixed feelings.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FokHArymhFqZjNNTS5FWbA", "text": "Get their kimchi spam fried rice or spicy rice cakes, you won't regret it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lvTDfYZPIFXFDvT6ndhplQ", "date": "2009-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FPLaJJEHGq55zfQb5yWSXA", "text": "Bear Ramen's food are really good, they don't suck. But it's not restaurant quality. Everything they make you can make at home. But that necessarily isn't a bad thing per say. I personally like homemade korean food, and they make everything homemade style. Their kimchi fried rice with spam is amazing, everyone comes here for that. \nIt's not pricey either. If you want your homemade korean food fix, this is your spot. I came here yesterday to have lunch with my friend, the weather was hot and she felt like getting something cold, she ordered the nengmyun (cold noodle in soup). She was scared that it wasn't going to be great, because you can only get good nengmyun at certain restaurants that are known to make it good. But it ended up tasting better than she thought. I got the cheese ramen. I'm pretty sure my friend got sick of eating her nengmyun because she kept taking my ramen lol. The ramen soup isn't like the ones you would make at home, it's really good and more like broth. It costed around 6.50 which isn't too bad. \nYou have the option of sitting outdoors or indoors. \n\nI think next time I'd stick with their kimchi spam fried rice. That's the one dish thats actually really worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZYwqxXRrSb-XLqcv9YuhXQ", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fTl3yBZNg4HxUb33swHGSw", "text": "While Bear Ramen is overpriced for what it is, the food is delicious and the location is extremely convenient for Berkeley students. A nice big bowl of Rice Cake Ramen hits the spot on the cold, rainy days, and the Kimchi Fried Noodle is always a great dish. A personal favorite would also be Bulgogi Rice Cake Ramen, give it a try, it's not on the menu! The people who work there are always friendly, so chat them up!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3B1E1auHJxj6HTnkaXFC7Q", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g1uQAVs3rpH-5s2YEn2ygA", "text": "the pictures of the food look good, but i can't get over the fact that the ramen is packaged as if you can purchase it from any korean grocery store and make it yourself at home. maybe i should get the kimchi fried rice next time... if there is one.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GByxGdmiYGLbniisT6Uxpg", "text": "A small corner shop with a wonderfully kind owner, this is a convenient place to eat in Berkeley. The food here is humble and the ingredients are nothing special. But for college students or summer program students (as in my case last summer), it's a place of nostalgia where you can have some hearty and filling Korean comfort food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "h0jCr72NLkdGTNQmPuWp0A", "date": "2010-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gGO4el659qBWp7ddH8EH3w", "text": "kimchi fried rice!!! :D all my korean friends loooove it even though we could technically make it ourselves x]  the korean owner is soooo cute :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UzV6cbzEWFADEs8HTgas3g", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GlLAB1cF5qlsRJWFXELvrg", "text": "I only come here for one thing... kimchi fried rice.\n\ni live on this stuff. everytime i go to the asian ghetto, i come here 80% of the time for the kimchi fried rice. i always try to order something else, but in the end i tell the lady \"kimchi fried rice w/ spam.\" even when i'm already super full, there's always room for this stuff!\n\ni have recently tried the mushroom friend rice (only because my friend ordered it) and it is just as good.\n\nfood comes very fast too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G6XXotXvl0DGBxWwmXdzOw", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gmbBg3JuW3ff-CU0It-2nQ", "text": "This place is just OKAY, especially when you're a hungry college student, but most of the time, I can't bring myself to come here unless forced. I've tried their kimchi fried rice, kimchi fried noodle, and mushroom fried noodle on multiple occasions, but this place is very inconsistent. One day, the kimchi fried noodles will be cooked perfectly and deliciously, and the next, oddly sweet yet at the same time, tasteless. I've had consistently better kimchi dishes elsewhere, so I will NOT be missing Bear Ramen when I graduate.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2011-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h0zt7YL1CBeHyv5P6FTSCA", "text": "Can somebody please tell me where I can get a hefty serving of kimchi fried rice with spam & fried egg for $6 that is better than here? This would literally feed me for 3 meals... Actually, can someone just tell me where I can find this in the L.A. area??? If it wasn't for the cash factor (which annoyed me bc I never carry cash around) and the fact that I've never tried any other dish from here, I'd probably give it 5 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eMB_WUbf9f8b9UEA0-cUPA", "date": "2009-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h7v7xGGDeqVrRwOGZITMlw", "text": "i only come here for one thing. mushroom fried rice. \ntried their mushroom ramen the other day, not worth it. i could have made it myself. i feel like they just use those ramen packets -_____-\nthe owner is really nice though...she messed up on my order and redid it with a smile on her face =]", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vfZlYTvL-TL0AputcDQxAA", "date": "2008-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i5Gj1mbA0eUiVeQgpKNkRg", "text": "The owner there is super nice and friendly! The place is very small though, so you must get lucky to sit inside, or hunt for a seat outside in the court yard with the other bums and students, or you can take it to-go. The spam kimchi fried rice is the best with the fried egg on the top. They recently raised their prices but its still not that expensive. The noodle soups are pretty good too. If you can handle the spicy-ness of course.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Za6TKj66D5rXLrDmCfCZCA", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iBfYM9ie0cdDBcqYvy7Wgw", "text": "My favorite place to eat at Asian Ghetto!!! I usually eat here when I'm pretty busy because the food comes out pretty quickly (except when it's packed on some nights). The Kimchi Fried Rice with Spam is the best!!! It's better than kimchi fried rice from any other place... it's better than my mom's (sorry mom). I don't know how they make it so tasty because it's so simple. I just wish they gave us more.\nYou should probably take it to go because there is not much space inside. They also don't take card here, so have cash ready.\n3.5 stars", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iIVNkpRWi-CZWEm72fbZDQ", "text": "Yeah. So if you're in a mood for instant package ramen, this is the place. Quick, pretty inexpensive, fast. \n\nI don't know if you can tell from that but I wasn't too excited about their food. \n\nI think their saving grace is their kimchi fried rice (though I feel the portion size is pretty small for fried rice). It has a different flavor from any fried rice I've had before, has a nice little kick but still retains a little of the sweet taste from the kimchi. I don't think it makes much a difference what meat you get on top. \n\nBottom line: if you're in the Asian ghetto, don't feel like waiting for Thai food or Gypsy's you can just grab the fried rice and go go go. \n\nOR you could just buy a few donuts and pig out as I have often done.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2010-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_ilNXBPyfM2DdpoRFr9H8Q", "text": "please note that this review is solely based on my experience with their KimChi Spam Rice. It's definitely, imo, the best item on their menu. Very filling and cooked perfectly. The rice was nicely separated and absorbed the flavors of the kimchi paste. It was great that the kimchi was cut into small bite sized pieces\n\nThe own lady and one helper are the sole operators of the store. I always am awed by how efficient they are because orders come out quickly. I have heard however that their ramen are not great, which makes me not understand the store's name if their ramen is just from instant ramen. \n\nSo when you come, mainly try to kimchi spam fried rice. The mushroom one is good too", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2010-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ion8slfIg30AZfzaDkXeXQ", "text": "This very tiny hole in the wall makes very good ramens. I had the beef ramen and it was good, although I wished there were more food! The service was friendly, but the service wasnt fast. I came here on a thursday night and it was pretty busy. If you eat inside the place, goodluck because it is very tiny with limited seats and room. Also had the potstickers, which were awesome", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I-RNNlqTVWvic-2is9NihA", "text": "Okay, maybe the food at Bear Ramen is not the greatest quality, but it's pretty delicious and Bear Ramen is my favorite place for comfort food (hello, kimchi fried rice with spam). It's also the only decent Korean place within walking distance of the UC Berkeley campus. \n\nThe ramen is good, but I'm not enthused about spending $6 for ramen that has maybe one slice of meat, so I've stopped getting it. I love kimchi fried rice - spam and beef are both good. I kind of want to try the tofu one too (does anyone know if it's any good?). They also have surprisingly good fried potstickers. The lady (ahjuma??) is very nice too, and out of all the people who work there, makes the best fried rice and is the quickest.\n\nI just wish they took credit card because there have been too many times that I couldn't buy Bear Ramen because I didn't have cash and no Chase ATM to run to. I don't recommend calling in your order ahead of time because in my experience they forget to turn their phone on quite often. And I wish they stayed open just a littlee bit later. !!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PG8co0G-wemzNwll9NJlaQ", "date": "2009-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IRQOHGMN9USvxeoP0ihM2A", "text": "This is seriously the worst noodle restaurant i've ever been. I ordered a \"Kimchi Ramen.\" This is what they did: 1) took an instant ramen 2) boil it 3) add instant ramen seasoning 3) serve it in a bowl 4) put kimchi on top. All for $6. Wow!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Gl5AtZ1vWj4V8wTSgAJwAQ", "date": "2008-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_jMkWEQjXu8RzF80k1v_SA", "text": "#21 Kimchee GookSoo forever. Seriously, I've been coming here for 8 years and I always get the same thing. Their noodles are homemade meaning they are super fresh and have great chewy texture. The broth is spicy and a great cure for any ailment.  If you can snag a seat at the counter you're in heaven.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RsRRU5K37_y9qdB3c6QB0g", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JTtZVKaRIZgWgFbYPkyeIA", "text": "My favorite dish from this place is the Korean pancake. I usually ask for a vegetable pancake instead of kimchi or seafood since I'm a vegetarian and they're very willing to make it for me! :) The other dishes are alright, not the best I've had, and some are a bit overpriced. The place is open late, so I come at night if I'm craving a Korean snack.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UWV4K2IC2oWGtefurEBN6Q", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "juqdk6N-bbbECDH4PxugTQ", "text": "get the kim chi fried noodle or the kim chi fried rice. SOSOOSOSOOO good!\n\nok, thinking about it is making me drool,MUST go there. the kim chi fried noodle is sooo bomb!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kinJW2KnEFfw_4nj_1jWRA", "text": "I used to come here a lot as a sophomore in college, but later just visited when I was craving their Kimchi Fried Noodle or Rice. The owner of the store is really nice and remembers you if you go a lot! Since I first came, she has hired a few more people. This is definitely one of the better places in Asian Ghetto. Besides the Kimchi Fried Rice with spam, I would recommend trying the Spicy Pork over rice too! The duk boki with ramen is good, but comes with maybe six pieces of rice cake max.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "py-UckmYUQp-LjZ2iUf5dg", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ky1gb_qZeWNu3FoPHiMwPQ", "text": "For those of you who like spicy stuff, their kimchi ramen with extra red chili powder can make even the most seasoned spicy food lover cry...tears of glory.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L3ea-L2u4nEwwSygJjxQbg", "text": "I ordered the potsticker ramen, it tasted ok, but come on it is only instant noodle. Even the curry are prepackaged curry. I won't be coming back again for something that I can make at home.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Pc8vOr0qlVKGO_N-NW16-A", "date": "2008-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L4E7UqBxVHU2grpedp0NeA", "text": "surrogate after-finals mother, \nkind, korean, cooking,\nconsoling with palettes \nof sauced carbohydrates \nand steaming meat broth\n\nhow did you know,\nto put American cheese in my ramen?\nA mother's intuition.\n\nshe hands me home \nin a plate of kimchi fried rice, \nsupplicant cubes of spam,\nsmiling egg speckled with sesame,\nlovingly?\n\n\"$7.95\" \nI pay for my meal,\nYou are not my mother. \nBut your meals taste so homey, \n(although a little greasy)\nand all these asian youth, \nhuddled hungrily about their steaming \nbowls of consolation \nlook like me", "stars": 3, "user_id": "djk0ytERKxwgXu4p2-DQpQ", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LOJ6uYXUVTHImi6u_M06IQ", "text": "The kimchi fried rice always made for a perfect dinner. Owners are super friendly and kind.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R-Ikij4OwDfKuZf8TUVg5g", "date": "2009-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LoXKWhWOmPzwCc-CXRhZxg", "text": "After a quick tour of UCB, my friend guided us over to Telegraph.  We walked around area and she mentioned a section called, \"Asian Ghetto.\"  At first I couldn't stop laughing at the strange reference but she assured me that there's a lot of good places to eat in there.  So, we decided to check it out.  The small strip consists of various Asian foods as well as the random donut, Greek, & Italian restaurants.  The fact that all the selections looked like local mom & pop shops really hit home.  \n\nWhile waiting for some friends to come meet up for dinner, I couldn't help but notice the pictures in front of Bear's Ramen House.  My friend told me that they're famous for their Kimchi Fried Rice.  Intrigued, my friends and I all ordered the fried rice (without the butter).  So good!!  The flavor was just right-not too salty, spicy, or oily (well, maybe just a tad).  If you're nostalgic for some home cooked food, come satisfy your tummy with this amazing goodness!  Plus, the friendly lady their smiles so much, it makes you feel like you're right in your own mama's kitchen (:\n\nThis place, as well as all the other eateries on Telegraph, makes me jealous that I didn't have all this accessible to me when I was in college :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Kw8Z_X9dgPXzsgHA9mlqiA", "date": "2009-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LtU11AFYvTG7WT9_iFeFJQ", "text": "Sorry to spoil the party......but I had to try the place....given  my Cal alumni connection and the rave reviews, especially of the Kimchi Fried Rice with Spam dish.\n\nBeing of Asian extraction, and having traveled around the US and Asia sampling fare from China, Japan, Korea and Southeast Asia, I have had some experience in gorging on some good grub.....and some of it dirt cheap.\n\nUnfortunately.....this little hole-in-the-wall joint, unlike others of its ilk, didn't quite live up to its hype.\n\nThe \"famous\" fried rice dish was unexceptional.......underspiced, lumpy, and small portioned, both in size and ingredients (spam and kimchi).  The best thing was the properly prepared runny fried egg on top.\n\nWith tip, the dish ran me a quarter shy of $9......and left me hungry and disappointed, in search of more food.\n\nAlthough I love supporting little mom-and-pop places, I cannot truthfully say that I will be back here again (granted that the older Korean lady/proprietor was not present on my visit).\n\nFor your hard-earned dollars.....I know you can do better.\n\nSorry......but our fellow Yelpers deserve candor and guidance!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tuoDyk7i4-fizkaW0aGTdg", "date": "2010-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mdhGq0vpdF01Wbb8MNMDkQ", "text": "Kimchi fried rice with tofu whenever I was hungry. \nFishcake gooksoo when I wasn't feeling well. \nDoobukee because there wasn't another place in walking distance to get it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l06vY3W92fSrD6vdmnqMMQ", "date": "2009-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mIM9_90cLI2EIhhFxChCug", "text": "Kimchi fried rice was ehh..ok, but the egg that came with it tasted like I could get food poisoning from it the next day. But their ramen is basically instant noodle cooked with some vegetables and egg, something I can prepare myself any time within like 5 minutes. Simply go elsewhere if you want something edible and with....more substance.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "y7XzbYsDOZQMILOEvJaGoQ", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MvoGhC4az-Pb3Y5iR6NkuA", "text": "There's nothing like a steaming hot bowl of shrimp gooksoo noodle soup from Bear's Ramen House on a cold Berkeley day.  Bear's Ramen House is a tiny hole in the wall restaurant that is known for their ramen.  The soups are cheap and good and warm the soul like little else.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kTZaKrqESMdMn-t6ptmedg", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "myAJ6pXUJZB90Ap0E6lJ9g", "text": "I heart my steaming hot noodle soups!  Nothing beats going here for a quick eat when Berkeley's horrible rainy cold weather ruins your mood to venture far away from campus for food.\n\nBeware that since ramen bowls are quick and simple dishes, you get what you order, nothing more.  If you're a decent cook, you can definitely learn to cook them in the comfort of your own apartment, but if you're lazy or on a time crunch, this is the place to go.  Price is a little steep for ramen, but still pretty cheap.\n\nI've tried many of their ramen bowls and they're overall pretty ok.  Haven't come across a ramen bowl that screams \"must eat me\" or \"you will regret having me\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n7lyycK9wYlcOtKIoFA2cg", "text": "I've eaten here many times when I was in Berkeley. It was their kimchi fried rice and noodle dishes that kept me coming back again and again. I've tried these dishes with several different choices of meat and found beef and spam to work well with them. Though not as good as their fried rice and noodle dishes, their ramen tastes pretty good. In addition to their great food, there's a warm family atmosphere created by the presence of the cooks who are mostly part of the same family. I, like some other reviewers, find the Korean lady very nice and welcoming.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qvlGyOUbIhBDR-MWWkyd7Q", "date": "2012-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NkUrjz86pQVEqs2PiM3ubw", "text": "Not too shabby of a place to fulfill a craving for Korean food...\n\nI was hungry and had run out of groceries to do any cooking in my apt so I decided to wander over to the Asian Plaza and see what was available for lunch. I checked out all the other fine establishments and settled on Bear's Ramen House since they had  Jjam Pong (spicy seafood soup) which I had been craving for the past few days. \n\nI walked in and placed my order for \"dine-in\" and sat down at the counter ready to eat. The cook took my order and then started preparing my food which only took minutes to prepare. Sweet.\n\nOverall, my jjam pong wasn't the greatest, but it wasn't horrible. I really like the consistency of the noodles, but the broth which is what usually makes jjam pong so awesome to me was pretty watery and flavorless. It tasted like water mixed with that powder stuff from nong shim's spicy ramen. Ok...maybe not that bad, but still, it didn't quite hit the spot for me.\n\nOverall, this place was a good find and I'll definitely be back to try some other dishes and satiate my desire for Korean food. I don't think I'll ever find any GREAT Korean food in the Bay Area though. Being from SoCal, I am spoiled with great and cheap Korean food. All is well though! There is plenty of other great find to try and discover in the Bay. =]", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kklkbXjnjznqUjafdKA_XQ", "date": "2012-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nmOkKWBrM_QW5RgCDGCmJA", "text": "If it wasn't for Bear Ramen, I swear Asian Ghetto would suck even more than it does. \n\nMy favorite dish is there the Kim Chi Fried Noodles w/ Shrimp (because I don't eat meat) but I'm  pretty sure it's more delicious with Spam!  I used to always order Kim Chi Fried Rice until my friend told me to try the noodles. Two words. LIFE. CHANGING. I can't go back to the rice again.  The noodles just soak in the kim chi flavor better than the rice. If you end up with leftovers, it's even better the next day! \n\nThe only thing I wish that's better about this place is that he portion should be bigger. The portion are average but it's definitely not as filling if you're hungry. This place is definitely too small inside so I don't recommend that you should eat there. TAKE OUT IS THE WAY TO GO. The flavors also varies each time I buy it depending on who makes my food. If they're in a rush with a lot of people, they don't spend as much time frying the rice or noodles.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5CGo-ezRwm6Hxm0x_oBjw", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NYoUw6ATfBb5p0Vz2W2pFQ", "text": "Seriously, I love this place. During lunch and dinner hours there will usually be a wait here because only the woman and maybe one other person will be working. That being said, I definitely do NOT mind waiting for a few extra minutes to get my Kimchi Fried Noodle. In college, my roommate and I would come here once every 1-2 weeks to get our fix of this dish and while we waited, we would cross over to Quickly's to get a drink to go with dinner (Me, a jasmine milk green tea, no pearls. Her, a regular pearl milk tea). Nothing beats this combo. \n\nAfter graduating, I realized that the thing I missed most about Berkeley was the Kimchi Fried Noodle at Bear Ramen. Honestly, it's the best thing ever and I literally feel myself craving for it at least once a week. The noodles are really \"Q\" (I'm not sure how to say this in English...) and the amount of kimchi plus the level of spice is just perfect for me. I usually get it with spam but you're free to substitute it with beef, chicken, or pork. \n\nThe kimchi fried rice is amazing too but I personally like noodles better. Their ramen is pretty good too although the ramen noodles are closer to your typical cup noodle ramen (Korean style) not the Japanese style ramen. I really like their ddeokbokki (spicy Korean rice cakes) too but be prepared to take the heat (or ask her to use less spice). \n\nAlso, don't plan on eating here. The place is insanely small and there are always students waiting for their food there. It's nicer to bring your food back to your dorm or apartment and eat while watching a good show. Best of all, if you don't finish your kimchi fried noodle, microwave it the next day and it's delicious all over again! Utter greatness. I miss this place so much.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1uDl8qzscFe0E5V1WARH6g", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O34kZXQ5TrQlmPIwIcYOzQ", "text": "This place is the hole in the wall restaurant, along with most other restaurants in Asian Ghetto (not PC, but that's what I call it).  Anyways, I come here for the kim chi fried rice, what they're most known for.  I had the ramen once, and it wasn't anything special.  I also recommend trying the kim chi fried squid over rice (kim chi oh-jin-oh bokum?).\n\nThe place is run by a nice Korean lady with whatever helper she has at the time.  She cooks the food as she receives the order, so it can take a while if they're a few people waiting in line.  Not a lot of seats inside, but you can also sit on the benches outside.\n\nThe prices are fair and the portions will leave you content.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K6vYGHGZcYD2JMN3iedohA", "date": "2008-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o4Iaw8bQZpC9WjNtbxNGgA", "text": "Kimchee Fried Rice with spam and Kimchee Ramen. \nA cheap kimchee fix you can't argue with.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cKmh3yWeADbvKqkZqo0ECw", "date": "2011-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OsUPYQ0jWhv19t8N87ND9g", "text": "Prices are a bit much but the beef ramen is pretty decent (even if the ramen looks a bit \"instant\").", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x2UTnTgfvLtIKM5hvvm82Q", "date": "2008-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pilsyQ4NpajoqZ7daMMv5Q", "text": "To all ramen gurus out there: don't get the ramen if you are craving japanese ramen. I love their kimchi fried rice and the kimchi fried noodles, but you know you gotta watch yourself when you like the rice better than the ramen at a place with \"ramen\" in its name. that's all i'm sayin. So its a great place to eat, except don't be midled by the name.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_fb99OSZo4qqWwkR03wFmQ", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pj83wYB2vXjIiTWUAEMcRA", "text": "Got beef ramen from here and was very disappointed. I could make better ramen at home. I only give it 2 stars because the servers here were really nice. Other than that the quality of the food itself.. well lets just say I'd prefer to buy and make my own ramen. If college students don't have the time to cook, are lazy, and are craving ramen, I suppose this is a decent place to go to.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ii-xyI3stuKwfzSfiHvI_A", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "prr54Xff3HMsJkl6Hf9W-w", "text": "Rarely does the Korean in me crave Korean food, but when it does I always come here for hot noodle soup! I get either kimchi ramen or champong gooksoo. This place is my number one comfort food stop.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2aUyAi0HLA8g2XVSuOZ5-A", "date": "2009-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q6kxBwy4osynmwtJlfN8TQ", "text": "The food here is super delicious and I go so often that the lady knows exactly what I want! I get the kimchi fried rice with spam, and I also really like the ramen. It's a really small place, so if you go with a group, you should plan to get take-out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ohVTYfFzdevjRvpr7GiBgg", "date": "2008-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q7oimSIvvgCZSaB7Q3ReYw", "text": "At all hours of the day (and night), I could always rely on Kimchi Fried Rice for a solid dish. Toss in some spam and throw a fried egg on top and you have a winner. Prices are great for students (and non-students).\n\nIf you're at Asian Ghetto and can't figure where to go among the mass of stores, you can always count on this place for a great meal. \n\n5 stars", "stars": 5, "user_id": "z-hwsFeY66kqMVTMCp9w-A", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QFL8dLcHdf4dm65-p0luBg", "text": "This was my favorite restaurant when I lived in Berkeley. \n\nI started out getting the Kimchee Spam Fried Rice (YUM!) but started getting the Kimchee Spam Fried Noodles (EVEN MORE YUM!) when it first became available.  \n\nI went back last December to eat at Bear Ramen, and I must say that this place has gone progressively downhill. Dont get me wrong...it's still very good, but it used to be better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g7S7fGfZC9ow_wIsK848MA", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qpBUKqb51aF8bZES-p1dWQ", "text": "I went in here to order kimchee ramen and I got some instant ramen noodles heated up in boiling water, with ramen, cut vegetables, and what looked like a big heaping scoop of msg or some kind of spices powder. I was thinking, I've never seen headaches measured out in tablespoons before. At least it was quick.\r\n\r\nThe location is super convenient for Berkeley students. It is in a small food mall with a bunch of Asian restaurants and a donut shop. The place has no table inside, just two counters with about 8 seats and you can watch the cooks prepare your food (that's a plus). The fried rice dishes looked good and the big udon pot looked ok. But instant ramen? No thanks. Wish I had known that before ordering.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ujcpbqQAcoJJX5Ozw-Lc8A", "date": "2006-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QRqG4lDZVczVKBRKYsHtIQ", "text": "I ordered the ramen with the potstickets...cept there were no potstickers when I got it. Boo. :(", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F9yr46DqjHiifaE_u_DfAA", "date": "2009-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qU87g3hieHZroI9hfLopIw", "text": "Seriously small portions, very average taste and regular price? Not sure what all the hype is about. I had the kimchi fried rice and it didn't even fill half of the container! It looked like someone ate half of it. Really slow service, small portions, average taste, and average prices, definitely stay away!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qxIW3NHuidR_HAsxPfaVLA", "text": "this place probably serves the best korean food near campus. you can tell when there's a lot of koreans eating there and i happen to be one of them as i often eat there for a quick and cheap meal. i've noticed that most of the customers order the kimchi fried rice w/ spam and that was what i had my first time. however, i would like to ask you guys to please try other variations because they are even better!! i've tried kimchi fried rice w/ pork belly(much like bacon), squid, and shrimp and they were all so good. it costs less than a dollar more so give it a try. they also have other great korean dishes such as dumpling soup, dduk-gook, Cal gook-su, etc. so if you're not into spicy food, you have other options. the owner is very friendly and greets you with a smile so that's a plus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BmJmPH-GtL2mYBWzrYl6oA", "date": "2008-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R26SHrQU2D0Q7frdRAovCw", "text": "studio nights, when i want to feel like i am at home-- kimchee fried rice, vegetable ramen or bear ramen will fixate the situation. thank you for being in the asian ghetto.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-qoE-vvx4q-SEo2qDNTyMg", "date": "2009-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ReKMzDKE8eCeFu6_a91D5A", "text": "A fascinating experience, sort of like stepping off of the real world into the psychidelic Cal campus/Telegraph, only to step further into a rabbit hole that has the size/smell/look of a Japanese alcove.  Food is made to order, very reasonably priced, and quite fulfilling in a cold day.  Nothing fancy, but respectfully large menu.  The two ladies ran the tiny restaurant with military precision, with the fried rice stirred approximaely 20 times (I counted, could have find a reasonable average with standard deviation had I stayed longer).  I can see how many would become regulars, I would have.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F30grETj0quMsx5Q6KiWUg", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rLUZ5piXe_si2k1aiZkf9w", "text": "\"Kimchi fried noodles w/ spam (extra spicy please!)\"\n\n^ my typical order when I go in...once a week...\n\n...need I say more?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qjE0JLWLsWEYiQ432obhBg", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rm0wkPnRaxiogcRO4Bezhg", "text": "Solely based on the Kimchi fried rice with spam I am giving this place a 3.5 and generously rounding up. I wish it had more green onion. I fried up two more eggs which helped round out the saltiness. I also added a generous dose of sriacha which it needed. With my enhancements, I would give it four stars as far as asian comfort food goes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3iVzhnbre92r0JklG8PuyQ", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rp8COGWFhXLscPu4WrvRyw", "text": "I love Bear's Ramen House for a variety of reasons: \n\n1) The food: delicious! A good variety of dishes--rice plates, fried rice, ramen noodles, ramen soup. Some of my favorites are easily the kim chi spam fried rice, kim chi ramen, curry ramen, and curry rice! \n2) The late hours: much like the rest of Asian ghetto, Bear's Ramen House is open pretty late if you're craving some warm noodle soup in the cold!\n3) The atmosphere: I love that you can sit on the bar stools, watch your food being made, and eat it while it's still hot! The place is tiny, but oh so cozy.\n4) The workers: the woman (owner?) is always very friendly and quick in getting your order made.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cNgs9Dk2GNB5hYrcMzfZXA", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rr9xekYTCkLgRLluC5cfIw", "text": "Korean Mama's as I like to call it.\nThe Korean mom who owns this place is so cute and nice I can't help it but fork over my 7.25$ for my plate of kimchi fried rice I could have made myself.\n\nIt might be a bit over priced, but on the days that I am craving Korean food, I like to come here. Though you don't get a super big portion, all the dishes there are quite excellent in taste. I've always liked all of their kimchi-fried-anything. Kimchi fried rice, kimchi fried noodle... mushroom fried rice...\n\nThe kimchi ramen is not worth the money though. They use instant ramen type noodles, and there's not even a lot of kimchi or vegetables in it. Can get it if you're desperately craving kimchi ramen but can't make it yourself.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RRUaGy2AojZiosPYqfSoGQ", "text": "Led on by all the hype behind the kimchi rice with spam, i decided to grab an order for lunch.  I've had better back in LA, but it wasn't bad.  The spam to rice ratio was good and the fried egg on top complimented the dish well.  However, I don't think it's worth $7.50.  On the bright side the cashier is nice and the food came out quickly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2011-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RyHLb4_3NSa4XNedKO-xyA", "text": "kimchee fried rice w/ spam!!!!\n\nmushroom fried rice!!!\n\nI'm in heaven... they're just so yummy.\n\n*reminiscing the good ol' berkeley days...*", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EwadMhTHfOh_ntXyaOCnTA", "date": "2007-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "svLry0SzUyeC8Bi_6KJX8w", "text": "Sooo good, especially after a bad day. I've only tried the ja ja noodles and kimchi fried rice with spam, so I have yet to try the soups and other things on the menu.\n\nBear's Ramen House pro's:\n-hole in the wall restaurant with an authentic, homey feel\n-really nice service\n-deeelicious!!\n\nSo why did I only give it 4 stars?\n- a little pricey (~$7 for rice/spam/kimchi)\n- slow (they start cooking after you order)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "O7r3AhZ4r3MU7TpH3-7SmA", "date": "2008-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t3i4Dd6ntr7DKOKNfNtGjg", "text": "I should've heeded the warnings of the reviews. This was not real ramen. It was noodles out of a bag and the broth was not flavorful. It only gets two stars for its convenient location.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cy7Ind6z0jAEnuHzsPAEvg", "date": "2010-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T59h-whJLqzhSbjmjL-5sA", "text": "This place has a nice homey feel and the owners are very friendly.  Come for the kim-chi fried rice with spam and two eggs which happens to be a staple for my college diet.  Ramen is just okay.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B0Q2YqU3zmFKwLsLVy3BZw", "date": "2007-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tDsJHN8M2NS0W5gohijsbA", "text": "I like the availability of a quick bowl of ramen with lots of options, but why in the world would I pay someone 6$ to make it for me when that's probably all I'm eating at home anyway? The udon is more worthwhile but I always burn my tongue.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t_Nyu5yMDB4rb3U9Bx3ZuQ", "text": "I came here for lunch and let me just say the spam kimchi fried rice (with an egg on top) is so delicious! (And this is coming from Korean so I know good SKFR when I taste it).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wm2VNSNKXilGrwApVpO0NQ", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TsP4_wMEpJ0tUbC34JhnSw", "text": "I used to love this place because of their kimchi friend rice. However the last time i went this Mexican lady cooked it and it was way too sweet and not enough salt and too much oil. They raised their price too so a fried rice is about $7 now, not really worth it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8Gv6q0aKJPyUBGoT18PfYA", "date": "2008-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T-y3nnptEUdco7N9TLwfxA", "text": "I miss this Bear's ramens dearly after I left Berkeley...\nawsome food (bear's special ramen, kimchi fried rice with spam (and that egg!), pineapple fried rice) for about $6.  The place is nice and cozy for a winter dinner study break.  I HAVE to come here everytime i visit berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wKrHF3VMEYbd3KYmICussQ", "date": "2009-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u1qMfalJzq-N6fhyUJVyzw", "text": "Cheap pricing. I've only tried the ramen, which tasted like it came out of a package with meat thrown in it.  Very limited indoor seatings (maybe 2 by the cashier and 3 by the window). Self-served water by the door. Service wasn't that great, maybe because it was busy.\n\nNext time, I'll try the highly recommended kimichi fried rice/noodles.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "C3aWYjdI3xZIaFOuswnu6A", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VHkuxXtmHPb6k2BeYy9VAg", "text": "Love this place and try to hit it up anytime I am in Berkeley.  I first heard about it when a friend of a friend's boyfriend mentioned how much he loved their kimchi spam fried rice which is one of their most popular menu items.  I normally abhor spam but I do love me some kimchi so my interest was piqued.  I've tried it, it was delicious and I keep coming back for more - they are VERY generous with the portions, you definitely get your money's worth.  It's a pretty tiny place with room for maybe 5 at the front counter and 4 at the window but the service is quick and friendly.  They also have some interesting gook soos I'd like to try.  Great Korean comfort food at a great price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Lehu9ZVrCD1NovG0lQ6YhQ", "date": "2011-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VOvL0d52WwXFtC8qZ7gYzg", "text": "Everyone suggests the kim chi fried rice here, and it did not disappoint. Ordered it to go on a sunny day and enjoyed it outdoors. Nothing quite like having the food warm your stomach while having the sun warm your skin.\n\nWe also got some fried noodle dish with mushroom, which was also delicious, albeit greasy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ErJcnrBcG9-HXiB_gTp_zA", "date": "2012-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vRjwiwSBM2q3Tu7j3xxr0A", "text": "I had the Mushroom Fried Noodle, which was REALLY good, but because there was so much flavor, it became really difficult to eat. I can imagine it would have been delicious as leftovers, but I was going to be out all day so I had to throw it all away. What a pity... The egg that came on my noodles was a little overcooked compared to everyone else's, so the consistency is a little off, but it's nothing major.\n\nFrom what I've heard, even though this place is called \"Bear's Ramen House,\" you should stay away from the ramen. Stick with the fried rice/noodle dishes and you'll have a yummy meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qdLD2T2frfff1IOCCklXSg", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vuZ_Hq_kxp1TIqsanfEMtQ", "text": "Ok so to be honest, I got ramen - the Bear's special or something like that - and didn't love it.  A lot of the dishes others were ordering looked better than what I got, so maybe I just got unlucky.\n\nAnd the staff was so sweet and friendly, making sure everyone got what they wanted.  Note that you can call ahead orders and pick up so you don't have to wait.\n\nI'll have to come back to try something different!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pRmwJ6jt3ClpH4JIaAF0yA", "date": "2011-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wGDGKE2Qyy11aeXxSCbu2Q", "text": "First off, yeah, there are better Korean restaurants out there. Get that out of the way. The place is not about \"fine dining\".  Think of Korean comfort food without the \"uhhhhh, what is that? Am I supposed to eat it?\" concerns.\n\nWhat sets the horrendously-named \"Bear's Ramen House\" is that \"ajima\" (that's what she prefers to be called) runs a family-style noodle shop that specializes in a specific (but apparently growing) menu...noodles and fried rice dishes. I've always guessed that this is what an Asian roadside noodle stand must be like, all the way down to the seats that westerners can't possibly fit in (be prepared to bang your knees).\n\nThe gook soo (Yelp doesn't support Hangul) noodles are made fresh from scratch daily (not hand pulled, but cut...unfortunately, she doesn't make the noodles at ordering time any longer), the ingredients are basic and tasty, and the soups are quite good.\n\nMy personal favorites are the soo-jae-bi (su-jei-bi): hand-torn sheets of uncut gook soo pasta with a semi-mild clear vegetable soup, and the kimchee pancake. You'll probably prefer the fresh gook soo noodles over the standard ramen.\n\nIf you are a student going to the Asian Ghetto, buck the \"Steve and Thai\" late night trend and stop by ajima's place. Tell your friends that you'll be \"over there\". If you're a Cal fan (or otherwise frequent the south side), add ajima's place to the Top Dog/Gypsy/Bongo Burger/Naan-n-Curry rotation. If you're a \"hipster\", amaze your foodie friends with your diamond-in-the-rough find.  Don't go driving across the Bay Bridge to go there, but if you've already passed the \"Entering Berkeley\" warning signs and found parking, by all means try it out!\n\nFor you old-timers, this IS the original location of the various \"Steve's Food Centers\" (which eventually moved to the corner of the Asian Ghetto and became Mexi-rean). The \"last Steve\" converted it to a noodle stand. Ajima took it from there and ran with it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ixyEGPoDRTIU2DtY3jusRw", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wrpBUI6XluP-EEEWr6Ix2w", "text": "3.5 stars. Went here for a late lunch. It's a cute small place with counter seats. I got the kimchi and rice cake ramen and the boy got the bears special ramen. Both were very tasty and the price was reasonable. The lady who works there is very cute and makes me want to take her home so she can cook for me. A lot of people seemed to have ordered the kimchi fried rice which I will have to try next time I go there but overall I was satisfied with my visit and if I happen to be in the area again I will definately hit this place up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p5kXOvyWgS3loOz9fvTOBQ", "date": "2008-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wzTKz5gw5dSl8kLRUPalQw", "text": "I've gotta say I love the lady who owns this shop. She has the biggest heart for all the kids who roll through. Don't judge when i say this, but she was like my surrogate Korean mama during my four years at UC Berkeley. Whenever i wanted some comfort food i would wander my way down Durant and she'd always offer a hot plate of home style korean food . There's a few other korean restaurants in Berkeley, but none as good as this one! If I find myself back in the Bay area I will definitely make it a point to visit and have a hot plate of kimchi fried rice!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3sTjNEzuI-uPtwJGog2DpA", "date": "2010-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x3uet1FjQOZSIezuunzTsg", "text": "This is how I am getting through graduate school.  3 words:  Homemade udon noodles.   This and lots and lots of coffee.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C-uqcbkiV5MJHSHpG_gBYA", "date": "2008-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x6pQw7xhw5U-rDDKujkEvQ", "text": "Sigh. This place used to be so good. Too bad it's going downhill with the quality of the food depending on who is cooking that day.\n\nI always get the Kimchi Fried Rice w/ Spam. Either their portions are getting smaller or I'm just getting fatter and need more food because I can finish it and still want more after. After hearing several people tell me how good it was, I decided to spice up my order and get the Kimchi Fried Noodle instead. BAD DECISION. You would think it would taste the same as the rice version, right? WRONG. The sauce was completely different and the dish was SWEET. O____o Last time I listen to people. Psh.\n\nSince this place is a \"ramen house\", I should probably come back and try their ramen one day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u9zzNLgPz66UXGm4kCP2bA", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XEHLCjku4BSIcGfVbItjrw", "text": "AHHH BEAR RAMEN!  The best place to get ramen in Berkeley!\n\nNot only is their ramen really good they also have a lot of other really yummy dishes.\n\nAt first impressions there isn't very many vegetarian options but you just need to talk to them and they can substitute items.\n\nMy favorite was the mushroom fried rice with the fried egg on top soooo good.  And the little Korean woman who works here is really cute.  \n\n-1 star because the place is tiny and there is never room to sit inside and I never liked eating at the outside food court area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2009-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xOWXBNIzBASrKJ5PDUZzwg", "text": "Yum! I always get some form of ramen here and I love how:\n\nA) It comes in its own \"tupperware\" container when you order to go\nB) SO DELICIOUS\nC) There is so much food that no matter how hungry I am, I cannot finish it all at once and always end up eating the remaining half for another meal\nD) i see the same people working all the time (the korean lady who owns the place & the hispanic lady). they're always pretty friendly and they make my food fast!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XvdVXh6z4OAqR70FYDxCYw", "text": "Best kimchi spam fried rice in Berkeley!  You really can't go wrong ordering this, although they give WAY less than they used to.  Two years ago, I could make an order last two meals, and now it's barely enough for one.  Thank goodness I don't eat a lot, or I'd rate less. \n\nThe kimchi's aged perfectly.  Honestly, it's not hard to make a decent plate of kimchi fried rice, but the difference between Bear Ramen and my kitchen is the kimchi.  Perfect crunch, perfect tang, perfect spice.  Makes the dish taste amaze.\n\nThe fried noodles are alright.  A little too heavy for me, and as others say, the quality's inconsistent.  Sometimes, it's Korean street food magic, and sometimes it's just a heaping dish of bland greasy carbs.  \n\nAnd don't order the ramen.  Doesn't matter if the place has \"ramen\" in its name; just don't.  Go home, boil some canned chicken broth, toss in some veggies and fish cake and a block of packaged ramen, and top it off with a dash of msg and scallions.  Same exact thing, down to the brick of ramen.  So please do yourself a favor, and don't waste your precious monthly student allowance.\n\nI'd avoid the place when it's crowded.  I'm pretty sure there's a negative correlation between the number of people in line and the quality and quantity of food per order.  Order take-out!  The seating inside's pretty dismal, but there's plenty of seating outside.  Also, they have complimentary roast rice tea, my fave(:", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mr0yjbRwb5itrYaIWlmgOw", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YN4OEfOKEwab2DiOnbbygw", "text": "I've only tried the Kimchi Fried Rice with Spam and the Kimchi Ramen.\nBoth are pretty good. Friendly people that work here. The korean lady that works here is really nice. So were the 2 mexican ladies. Caught me off guard that there were 2 mexican ladies cooking the food while talking to each other in spanish and listening to salsa music. I thought I walked into the wrong restaurant for a minute.\nGood food, decent price. I like the fact that they cook it right after you order instead of having a ready batch of noodles that have been sitting there all day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r9FGc90SqWh7KL-3a2Cl0Q", "date": "2008-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YNMdekOpzvukC6loydpOBg", "text": "Kimchi fried rice with Spam - 5 stars\nSujaebi - 2 stars\nLady in the back - 5 stars\n\nHonestly, my fault for ordering something like Sujaebi at a place like that. Sujaebi is a soup made from seaweed and dried anchovy stock with lumps for flour mix. Almost like a Korean Gnocchi. The place was clearly a cheap fried rice and ramen kind of place and I was fool enough to order something that should only be ordered even at specialty places in LA's K-town with caution. \n\nI usually don't like Korean fried rice because... well, they use Korean rice and it's just too sticky for me when it comes to fried rice. It tends to come out greasy rather than soft and buttery like the way I like them. But Spam is a miracle meat that makes rice and kimchi come together like pb and j. Add an egg sunny side up and you got yourself a yolk covered treat of spicy, greasy, salty, and mellow all at the same time. There's also something that ruins kimchi fried rice, it's raw kimchi. The kimchi in fried rice should be fermented even longer than the kind you eat because the spices have to soak into the cabbage or else you'll get white cabbage in your rice. This place definitely uses aged kimchi but not so aged that it's sour. Good kimchi is hard to come by, so go here for real kimchi the way it should be. \n\nAlso, I didn't have the ramen but I can tell just by looking at the kitchen that it'll be good because they prepare stock instead of using water. They know the secret to making Korean instant ramen taste like a real soup dish is a deeper stock and not just extra ingredients.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PBmotLhDczArA10xRJ-_5w", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z6_TBtXwYY40vh1bESX_6Q", "text": "great for the price\nhuge portions\nthe lady is nice, very small place\nim a vege, so i get the kimchi fried rice with tofu and extra kimchi\nits like $7 and enough to feed you for 2 meals\n\nnever had the ramen though", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2009-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZCsyOX9_AG8FpDc6LFyHAg", "text": "I get the same thing every time I go here.  Kimchi fried rice w/ spam.  It's my absolute favorite dish on the menu.  The lady who runs the place is very nice, and I just love this little place.  I usually order to go and eat at outdoor tables.  The rice is so good, and I love kimchi.  Plus the fried egg on top is like the cherry on top of an ice cream sundae.  So perfect.  \n\nNow that I think about it, I don't think I've ordered anything else except for the kimchi fried rice!  MMmm... my mouth is watering just thinkin' about it...!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1Xu5QNfEJwgztEnt8t-j7g", "date": "2008-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZEJ-H1rqG7W6pc2Y1sUhZQ", "text": "Good soup, nice noodles, decent prices.  Very reminiscent of the low-rent ramen houses in old Tokyo.  I'd probably eat here for lunch a lot if I was local.\n\nSide note, ordered the kimchi pancake and it never showed up.  Oh well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rabBrWjcPBHCcx7oNQkFMw", "date": "2010-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zq3WGT5koWSHiaPdY9yJyA", "text": "cheap tasty korean food \n\nkimchee fried noodles with spam \nThe noodles are machined pulled fresh which provides a very chewy but firm texture. The spiciness is just right not too hot not too bland. The sunny side fried egg adds an extra touch. 4/5\n\nThey only have 8 seats in the small room so getting to go is a better bet. All the dishes are under $9 and they also have self serve tea and water. I would come back just to try their other things or just get the kimchee noodles again.\n\nPS ramen is packaged here so you can probably make it yourself at home. Get the rice or fried noodle instead.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KFaUuuvfw-6rAbTzuYwU0g", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zVcvqwa1DomFRR5h9hs2cA", "text": "GO BEARS!\n\nBear's Ramen has the most awesome spicy soup base and its cheap.  Come to think of it, I think most of its dishes tasted identical, yet I still come back for more.  Probably cuz most Ramen are Japanese styled and this is one of the few that is Korean styled.  \n\nThe place has limited seating so usually you have to sit outside and bring back the soup bowl after you are done.  On a cold day, the noodle soup warms you up almost instantaneously.  Too bad there isn't too much of a variety.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8xjJmWVJVHzm7X4-lf2SSw", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "36ZGgEEqSP6qzEHsiYDoUw", "text": "I'm not a big fan of the ramen here. And for a place that has it in the name, I expected a little bit more. And my dislike of kimchi pretty much disqualifies me from the highly praised kimchi fried rice, although their kimchi-free alternative wasn't terrible. But, I feel like I could get better fried rice at any of the other restaurants in the area too. I wanted to love you so much Bear's Ramen House, I loved the name, but there are just better options in close proximity.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6-YQRdLcKPAQ9PFRcMnVWg", "date": "2009-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ejx7xhwPUk4-vC6tZn0JJA", "text": "Really cheap food - perfect for a poor student.\n\nThe best thing to order is the spam kimchi fried rice - if you're craving kimchi fried rice this is the place to go. It even comes with a sunny side up fried egg - ahhh everything I love about kimchi fried rice.\n\nIronically, I'd recommend staying away from the ramen. The broth isn't that tasty and the noodles are definitely packaged top ramen noodles - you can get that at home!\n\nSeating is really limited both inside and out. If it's crowded, get it to go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tMOuv9A8TC-rvMQ5KrD3hw", "date": "2012-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zHC1YMuU1VbSlgt4T-NzRw", "text": "Yesterday was a pretty bad day, won't get into the specifics because we are talking food here but it was a real bad one.  Anyway, whenever I encounter a day like yesterday if I can I head on down to the Bear Ramen House and get some Curry GukSu Soup.  There isn't anything that can make me feel like I am being \"held\" like that soup...well I guess next to actually being held.  \n\nThis place is a hole in the wall, you can sit at the often crowded dingy counter and eat if you like or opt for the courtyard shared by neighboring restaurants...I usually schlep my soup home.  The broth is seasoned to perfection with just enough spice to pack a punch but not overpower the experience, the noodles are handmade and delicious.  The servings are huge and reasonably priced.\n\nIf you have a day that kicks you when your down, guaranteed, the Bear Ramen House will give you a nice warm hug.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "d4NZ62Jirx_LSik6KGAF3A", "date": "2008-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "2eGgNrmX0VdumjpeFpiHwQ", "text": "So I had the curry ramen because my roommate was cooking curry in the apartment and it just smelled soooo gooood...\n\nBottom line: Bear Ramen's curry ramen stained my tongue, teeth, even toothbrush yellow.\n\nWhitening strips! I need whitening strips!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n...but it was pretty good though. very thick and probably very fattening... with only-god-knows-what kinda food coloring.\n\nmushroom fried rice is pretty good too, but I could probably make it myself at home.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M1CoMdlEFktYLIXBTXWzsA", "date": "2008-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "BXk3Sh1jzrtm96peCrEY2w", "text": "This place sucks asss... Don't go here.. they serve instant ramen.  \n\nHahah.. check out Lois S. review on this restaurant.  She said, they do not use msg but they use the instant powder soup from the ramen.  HELLO!!  that IS MSG..  Another reason why a lot of reviews are so misleading.. People don't know what they are talking about!!! Oh! the idiots you find on this site!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "779PwacazH_O_zXDCE5Jbg", "date": "2007-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "LftAKztHsJtwTRDFvmxU5w", "text": "Quality and overall deliciousness has worsened in the past two years, preventing me from returning to Bear Ramen. If you have a sensitive stomach and fear food poisoning or salmonella, beware!\n\nI used to come all the time for their kimchee fried noodle. However, the more I ate here the less I liked it; the noodles are more than chewy...they are gooey, and the sunny side up egg is undercooked and also soft and gooey. The taste of the food is okay (though the smell isn't appetizing) Their ramen is just soup plus packaged ramen, and the spam is from a can and too salty. The prices are cheap, most items are around $7\n\nNOTE: This food is NOT good for curing hangovers. The pungent smell and gooeyness will make you sicker!\nNOTE: If you have a low tolerance for food poisoning, food will make you sicker regardless of hangover or lack of hangover\n\nService is pretty slow since there are only two ladies working in the shop. Once I had to wait 20+ minutes because they ran out of noodles and had to stick new dough into the noodle-machine.  Said two ladies also handle cash register money (cash only!) while simultaneously handling food. The restaurant is cramped with very limited seating and isn't very clean at all. \n\nWILL I come back: Yes, but only once for old times sake\nWHEN will I come back: Actually...no I wouldn't come back\nWHY not: I don't want to risk getting food poisoning or salmonella", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w5fSUbTL5n8BBqPwCQA70g", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "uHAcPt_PddFf3D79Tbp59A", "text": "It was a rainy day and the second I walked in the Winter Sonata theme came on in the background.  No joke.  At that moment I knew what it felt like to be in a KDrama and be beautiful.\n\nAlso, the kimchi fried rice is delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uT1WqFjDNvw1Ilou9iZGHg", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "uncJ8BVV0Y73xrCJ_sHu8Q", "text": "This is a very nice, tiny restaurant.  I come here all the time, usually settling on the mushroom fried rice.  Sometimes while I wait the owner gives me free gyoza.\n\nUnfortunately, I can never go back to this restaurant...  I asked for her to make my food VERY MILD instead of HOT.  Through some miscommunication (she does not speak English very well) the owner got the idea that I am into spicy food and that she should make my food hellishly spicy.  I had to politely eat the food while holding back tears.  Now whenever I go in, she throws extra hot sauce on my food.\n\nI really need to get someone to teach my how to say \"Your food is delicious but the hot sauce is killing me!\" in Korean.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0r3qL_Sk0aUot-5gdtdUmQ", "text": "Kimchi fried rice is good here but the service kind of sucks... :( I once ordered noodles and I realized last minute I forgot to ask for them to-go so I told her I wanted it to go (before she put my noodles in a bowl!) and she made this exasperated sound and gave me a look :( and I was like sorry Korean mama... also the noodle soups here are reallly bland and I asked to add fish cake once and the Mexican lady cooking gave me 1 piece....great.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2juRFe9qE4tfM39Pdsb_6g", "text": "OK, here's the incident that finally motivated me to register on Yelp:\n\nToday I ordered the kimchi and SPAM fried rice to go. It sets you back $6.95 for a reasonable--but by no means large--portion of red-colored, greasy-with-chili-oil, fried rice that fills 75% of a plastic clamshell container. They top it off with a sunny-side-up egg. I'd ordered it twice before because it's nice and warm (they cook it fresh to order) and has a unique taste. It's a little too salty and greasy, and probably has lots of MSG for the umami flavor (not that there's anything wrong with that), and it's moister than I am accustomed to for fried rice, but it's not bad.\n\nI am eating the fried rice in my room. I put another spoonful of rice in my mouth and... CRRRUNNCH. Yuck, it feels like I've just bitten an eggshell. I spit out what's in my mouth and dissect the unpleasant half-chewed bolus of rice, spam, and wilted pickled cabbage. And so what was the culprit? Not an eggshell. GRIT. No, I am not kidding. There were two hard, white-and-brown pebbles in my rice, like alluvium from a river, a little bit smaller than grains of rice. GRIT. IN MY FOOD. No, not stale rice, GRIT!\n\nSo I am never going back there again. (Automatic 1-star for grit. Would've given a 3 otherwise.) Oh, and like Karen says below, the value you're getting is pretty shaky for almost $7--mostly rice, one egg, a few chunks of SPAM, some kimchi.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "RJEvpvLvDkhqspaP76H-gg", "date": "2008-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3caPQvQKCkCNsjUffb-HSA", "text": "I graduated in 2006, but everytime I go back to Berkeley, I HAVE to make a trip to Bear's to say hello to the owner and order the kimchi fried rice with spam. He even knows to make mine extra spicy, yum! I'm getting hungry just thinking about eating the runny egg yolk on top of the rice. The dish is big enough to serve two people or eat for two meals, for just $6. The jjeol myeon is tasty too, especially during the summer. I would not recommend getting the ramen here even though it is called a ramen house, but if you know what is good on the menu you can feed yourself for a day or two on the cheap.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u8iSI5MfGAS8G_Rvec6w9w", "date": "2007-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6nMvLVsyjxY_onxm3xfWJA", "text": "I thought this was Japanese at first but then realized it was Korean after the language that they spoke.  Located in Berkeley's Asian Ghetto, this isn't the big GO-TO place.  I came here for dinner and the fish cake ramen was pretty good.  I would have given it a 4 star, but I told them no bean sprouts in my ramen!  Considering I was the only person there that ordered at that time and that they asked me if I wanted bean sprouts a second time, they couldn't even remember that I didn't want it at all.  -____- About $6 for a ramen dinner.  It was kind of a small portion so if you're hungry, you should go for something bigger!  I wasn't too hungry and the portion was just right.  It was a little bit spicy, too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Kz_g-Yl3LPipDE2wopgZ_w", "date": "2012-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AtC4PeT3ZQk5ZeOuZt4SeA", "text": "When this place first came out, I was really excited because I get to eat ramen. But that excitement only lasted for a while until the service got really bad. I always get ignored when I try to order. When I ordered fried rice with spam, what I got was fried rice without spam, and when I complain, the lady was fighting me that I said no spam. \n\nThe ramen was okay because it's just instant ramen that I could get from the asian markets. The fried rices were good, as I remember. The seating is super duper tiny but whatever, you can sit outside if it's not raining.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iWN1P8scs7WGpcIHXxze4w", "date": "2008-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BPar0TslQbVRvDkGtgnZ2Q", "text": "Bear's Ramen House offers korean food at a cheap price. but you (almost) get what you paid for. only 2 benches for seating inside. common area outside has more seating.\n\nmenu: udon,  ramen, stir fry, and soups, rice cakes\n\neats: mushroom ramen(6.5)\n-ramen still chewy, not totally cooked\n-came with sliced mushrooms, seaweed, bean sprouts, slice of gluten, etc. \n-broth kind of tasty, had cooking wine, salt, pepper, msg, and a little chilie pepper.\n1.5 stars saw a couple squirts from bottle, and a few pinches from condiment pans.\n\nbanchan:\n-ramen is instant (jin ramyon)\n-cooked to order on stove (open kitchen, kind of).\n-learned how to cook ramen today, now i can do my own.\n-for what one gets, fresh and all, seems overpriced.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cn0aZzeIrulN6N4OF7eMdQ", "text": "I smh. For $7.50 at asian ghetto I expect a big portion but I was sadly disappointed. I was able to finish all of my Kim chi Fried rice and was still not full. It was yummy though but I wish I got a little more for what I paid for. \n\nMy friend ordered the kim chi fried noodle which I would expect to taste the same as the kimchi fried rice... but it didnt. It was too sweet. o__O It was not good. \n\nThe wait for your food is pretty long and it's usually always busy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gMh1PzD5bKuurTCTBTdq2g", "text": "I absolutely love this place and the woman that owns it. Everytime we come in, she recognizes us and says hi. Being a fan of soups, I come here around every other day in the winters to order the gooksoo or ramen dishes. The kimchi fried rice is definitely one of the best dishes; I would eat it more often but I'm a real wimp with even mildly spicy food. The atmosphere here is great too, because it feels home-y and is a nice place to relax before heading off to study for a midterm.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iMDm4d2Mt1W5gzsYg2tdqw", "date": "2009-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pg89BUtB1uOfVfgh4Bl9Pw", "text": "I ordered chicken ramen to go... really quite disappointing. Not much to review - hot water on 3 tiny pieces of tough chicken and instant noodles with a few bland spices. For $6.50 it was poor value.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qHhut2IYnfSw--kOVCdnDw", "text": "The ramen served here is from the 30cent packs you can get at the grocery store, Top Ramen style, no joke.\n\nAfter realizing we'd have to stand in line for 30min for a piece of sushi at the Yelp event, Sunset Showdown or something (which sucked by the way), we drove to Berkeley for dinner. I'm pretty big on ramen and have tried all the major spots in SF and Peninsula, so naturally I got the kimchi ramen. Boy got the kimchi fried rice with spam. As I sat there, I literally watched as one of the ladies took a cube of dry ramen and put it in a pot of boiling water. Even the flavoring tasted like packaged ramen. At least they added some kimchi, bean sprouts and scallions? Buuut that does not make the $5.20 difference between what we paid and what I could have gotten at the store. The kimchi fried rice was aite but I've definitely had better. \n\nSo...no thanks!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BiCxub0Oyyj3kfEZfUs20g", "date": "2011-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T7LJQKGlsqFrLlPkwpeBiA", "text": "Compared to all the other Korean places in Berkeley, this place ranks close to the top. \n\nGranted, that's not saying much -_-;", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rc8PP9UHc5vWRiTVULd48Q", "date": "2009-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TGZcZvRR5lXrAfxMyF9tZQ", "text": "The JA JA mein here is really good.  This was my 4th or 5th time eating this dish from array of places and so far this is the best one i've eaten.  We ordered 5 different dishes and everyone basically shared.  I basically caught multiple STDs and made out with all their boyfriends.  It was AWESOME!  The kimchi fried rice was the rave but I thought it was alright.  The fried rice needed some more fried.  It was too soggy for my taste.  I like it crispy almost like bi bim bap.  The kimchi pancake was also alright.  The star was obviously the ja ja mein and in second place was hand pull noddles in soup broth.  I am trying to think of the 5th dish but i dont remember.  It must have been that good.    I need to pick up my herpes prescription now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LU7ikPXZ5R8tv4oNQZQkKw", "date": "2007-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uetm9MDUDBTK88E29dFhKQ", "text": "Pretty good Korean restaurant to go to for a very cheap price. The Korean lady who owns this place is really friendly and engages with a lot of her customers while they're waiting for their food. \n\nI had their ddukbokki, which, IMO, isn't the best I had. (Go to Cafe Expresso for that!) I was really disappointed because everything else that I tried at Bear Ramen was good. Also tried their Curry Rice (yummmm) and Kimchi Fried Noodles (so goodddd). \n\nThe downside: they only accept cash and the place is extremely tiny! It gets quite crowded sometimes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v5z5FvUL8S1ADCae0M4Nag", "text": "Don't be fooled by the word \"Ramen\". It is not ramen, but rather, cup noodles with a tiny bit of shredded beef, bean sprouts and green onion.\n\nSuch noodle costs less than a dollar from the Asian supermarket. At this place, they put in some pathetic portion of meat and veggie, it suddenly costs $4. Enough said. \n\nOh btw, they actually used the fatty part of bacon to fry stuff. When I looked at the way their food was prepared, I felt like eating here was so unhealthy that it was near suicidal.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fJQXqs7fHezPi9pebVc9sg", "date": "2010-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cJykg-fNCB8UL5dzrM6GCA", "text": "I like this place. =) The owner is a really nice Korean lady and she's always there whenever I go. Makes you feel like you're getting good home-cooked Korean mom food. Except I don't even know her haha.\n\nI've had the rice cake ramen soup, kimchi fried rice w/ spam, kimchi fried udon noodle w/ spam (same as kimchi fried rice, but with udon for another 50 cents or something), and some other dishes here. I haven't tried the bear ramen yet though. I think kimchi fried rice is probably their most popular dish. I like it, but definitely could not eat that too often haha.\n\nI like the food here, but my only complaints are:\n1. Slow - since she makes each dish as you order, it can be pretty slow getting your order even when it's not busy (I can't imagine what it's like when it IS busy). Sometimes she has an assistant so they can do several dishes at once, but yeah...this is not a place to go if you're really in a hurry.\n\n2. Expensive - well, everything in Asian Ghetto is on the expensive side for the quality/quantity, in my opinion. But then again I might just be a really frugal Asian.\n\nAt Asian Ghetto, it's almost always either Thai Basil or Bear's Ramen House for me. =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2008-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "cMOwsDnSQnPfIB6e-K89WA", "text": "Instant Ramen + Egg + Green Onion = $7?!?!?!?!?!\n\nFor a \"ramen\" place, the quality of ramen sure is subpar.\n\nI'm only giving three stars because some of the food\nhere, my friends swear, are good. But if it had to\ncome down to ramen only, I would only give this place\n1.5 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rke-uYHINHJmYKk7nXxzYw", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jCa-wNAIGqVKPh0cdsn6sA", "text": "This review is only for their KIMCHI FRIED RICE.\n\nTHIS PLACE IS CASH ONLY!! (there's a BOA atm 1 minute away)\n\nATMOSPHERE\nLocated in the \"Asian Ghetto,\" it's a tiny place with barely enough seating inside. However, you can always take your food outside to the benches/tables in the courtyard (although I strongly advise against this because the tables are eternally oily and gross. Stay inside if you can).\n\nThe cashier lady is Korean and speaks very little English, but strangely enough, the cooks are Mexican...\n\nFOOD\nAgain, I only come here for the KIMCHI FRIED RICE, which is great 95% of the time. The other 5% it's a little burnt and when it's burnt I just can't eat more than 2 bites of it.\n\nThis place probably has the best kimchi fried rice in Berkeley and a lot of my Korean friends come here for other dishes as well considering there aren't many good Korean restaurants near campus.\n\nThe portions are big and you see them cook it right in front of you, so that's a plus. You can get the fried rice with either SPAM, CHICKEN, OR BEEF. I get beef because god knows what's in spam, but my friends always get it with spam.\n\nTIP: Come with a KOREAN because you can get extra stuff, like extra sunny side up eggs with your fried rice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AJt-MKGCLqYGVNA7WUIgLw", "text": "I hate places like this and this place-. Why? \n\nI am on a recent Ramen fix---tried Santa Ramen in San Mateo finally, and while not perfect, it was damn near with Miso broth that has me chasing the dragon. \n\nSo today I was dead set on Ramen from here, I tried Ryowa a few days ago and found it OK, nothing great, not terrible. \n\nThings started out nice, I found parking on Durant, on my way to the entry there was a semi-attractive female street type person sunbathing on the sidewalk in her bra-----\n\nI walk in and there were several cues I should have walked out before ordering.....the lady/owner? was on the phone---while on the phone she was coughing, a lot. She finally ended her call and continued to cough up a lung. Rule one, don't go to work when you are a contagious disease  ready to spread. ---I looked up towards the ceiling and see 2 boxes of instant ramen,  product of Korea----I found it odd, were they props?, or does this place serve instant ramen?\n\nI order Miso Tofu ramen with extra noodles  I like to watch \"professionals\" cook-----so I watch----lady takes out a pot smaller than I use at home, too small to make ramen and adds presumably stock?, maybe water?---she then gets some Miso paste adds to water/stock------then here is where my expectations sank----she goes and grabs two bricks of Top Ramen, freeze dried noodles----yup, the crap you used to get for 12 packs for $1. ---she adds them into the pot, then some misc vegetables------she scoops 6 powders and drops them into the pot. She drops in some tofu cubes. \n\nDone. ----I am not sure, but I would bet dollars to donuts, at least 4 out of the 6 of those powders are the seasoning packs which the store bought ramen came with.\n\nI get handed my bowl of what I could have done at my own house with much more care, and for about 1/5 the $8 i was charged. \n\nHonestly, I hate so call restaurants who sell crap which they take no personal expertise to and charge people good money for. --I can drive to Koreana Market on Telegraph and 23rd and buy two packs of the same crap Bear Ramen uses and make it myself----Plus I would be making it in cleaner surroundings and not risking my health with a lady who is so sick she should be home resting in bed.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mw7LJ15SZOI_QiEBm1q5GQ", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 8, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "Nd_gslncpy6qDhophuucag", "text": "It is past 4 AM and I am dead-tired, but I have eaten and therefore must Yelp.\n\nToday, I tried Bear Ramen due to my fondness for good noodles. I'd been advised, both by a real-life person I knew and by Yelpers that the Ramen is just instant noodles, so I heeded that warning. I do my research.\n\nInstead, I ordered the Mushroom Fried Noodle. Why? Because most everything else was Kimchi this and Kimchi that and honestly, I don't even like Kimchi. I had stepped inside the restaurant to examine the menu and was too embarrassed to step out, as the owner had already acknowledged me.\n\nThus, I ordered the Mushroom Fried Noodles, hoping, and somewhat assuming, that there would be other things in it besides mushrooms. Wishful thinking, you can call it. Once upon a time, I learned that when you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME. \n\nSo yes, I did make an ASS...out of ME at least. Okay, the noodles were good. The mushrooms were good. The sauce and the oil was good. The one egg on it was good. Was it $7 and finishable-in-one-meal-for-a-short-Asian-girl-who-wouldn't-mind-losing-10-pounds-good? Nope!\n\nCall me demanding, but for $7 in the cheap-ass Asian ghetto, I expect something SOLID in my meal. Meat, please. Tofu. Give me protein! Besides a goddamn 20 cent egg! Even some freaking carrots or whatever.\n\nOkay, it was my fault really. I got exactly what I asked for. Mushroom Fried Noodles. A substantial amount of noodles, lots of oil, and TONS of mushrooms. The same boring mushrooms...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2008-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 20, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "S7PSmcpcr1W3oQ7adKwOhw", "text": "Damn!!\nNow this is real noodle!\nO\nM\nG\n!\n!\nThis food is so Slamin Good!\nI have been searching for that real Korean Noodle place....And yet it was hiding in a place I've walked by for a while. I was so shocked to find it and now find so many reviews. \nI love Korean food and Fish Cake (odeng) Ramen and a side of  rice cake with bean paste (DUK BOK KI) is at the top of my favorites list. \nBears is a tiny place that can maybe seat 8-9 people inside. There are tables outside as well.\nBut the real draw to this place is the incredible food. Yes the food is a 10 on the yelp scale. I know, the yelp scale stops at five. Well lets times it by two and you get 10. It really was a surprise to find this bit of Seoul in Berkeley. The main cook is an incredibly sweet woman who puts so much love in each dish. \nYou can't sit and chat for long in here because the line is out t the door. But go and eat and enjoy what is really a big gem in the Berkeley food experience.\nNow that's what I'm talkin' about!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "v0JtfrbTDNPvSp3rXv8IRg", "date": "2008-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4YDUDHmwUJaCCjdfvmOr0Q", "text": "I dig it. The people there are so nice sort of motherly.  I like to go there alone for some good ramen. I am happy with everything I have had. It is a good hole in the wall.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hb9hXIWFguVTHevf_WG_ZQ", "date": "2008-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9XUvhJYTgoq3svtxzsg3vA", "text": "satisfies that quick Korean ramen fix you have while traipsing around Berkeley. The owners have changed therefore the flavors have changed a little bit, but it's still decent. \n\nTucked away in Foodcourtia I hit this spot up once in a while- I know Korean ramen is supposed to be spicy, but my tummy can't handle the spicy. I have asked them to not make it spicy at al, but somehow they usually manage to sneak a little of it in. Oh well!\n\nI usually get their veggie tofu ramen and it's pretty good. Firm tofu, slices of zuchinni, carrots and some cabbage in the soup satisfies me on a cold night if I'm being lazy and don't want to cook. One night I was there eating at the counter and there must've been about 15 orders for kimchee fried rice, almost all with spam within a 45 miutes span. If only I can handle spicy food, I would be inclined to try it- guess y'all just have to tell me what it's like!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rDotdytEeZvvJFNeOgazPA", "date": "2007-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Fdnr1Rg1IURKQRVG3pyXw", "text": "The only dish I have ever gotten here is the kimchi fried rice with spam, but it's delicious! For that alone, this place is worth a try. The portion sizes are also enormous -- good for 2 meal's worth (or one really huge meal if you're hungry...). I used to come here when I was in college to grab a quick lunch or dinner; most recently, I went back to Cal for a football game and picked up kimchi fried rice. It's still delicious! :)\n\n-L.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dU1rhDcqbfqy6qyQKiba2A", "date": "2010-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IWoiXJ78usdxnS43u_L9FQ", "text": "My absolute FAVORITE place to get kimchi fried rice. I think that around 80% of my visits to Asian Ghetto end up taking me to Bear's Ramen because I just can't get enough of the rice. \n\nCan't say much about anything else because I've never actually tried any other dishes, but their ramen seems to be pretty popular as well. \n\nCons: only takes cash. sometimes rice can be a little too oily.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wq6TEvjGt88jl4CAdiDiNg", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uffSoVg_LS24cJe7QYv_kg", "text": "I came here because my friends really hyped up the Kimchee fried rice with spam and egg. I really wanted to enjoy it. But the atmosphere just totally killed it for me. We sat outside in the square and there were pigeons everywhere... bugs flying and just plain unclean. So that was in my head... then i eat the rice and... i don't know... it really just didn't hit a spot. It seemed super oily, the Spam was a little gross, didnt seem like the typical SPAM brand spam, if that makes sense.... and the egg... more oil.\n\nBut i think it is just me. My brother was with us and he LOVED IT, ate the whole thing up. \n\nI will have to try this place again to make a final decision because i could have gone on an off day?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LNtqwn0jGv7rOMnAwhCW_A", "date": "2011-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vMDlIxJWSM2r3ocqn2_Hbg", "text": "Good stuff! Located inside the asian ghetto. Came here after classes with a friend and we ended up choosing this place because she recommends the kim chi fried noodle. I ended up ordering the kim chi fried rice with chicken. \n\nService was fast but the seating is very limited inside. We sat outside eating our warm food and hot tea on a foggy afternoon. Awesome ambiance. The fried rice was good. Not too spicy but just right. I tried a bit of my friends kim chi noodle with spam and I liked it more than my rice. I think they make the noodles themselves in their store and its really good! \n\nI'm totally getting spam instead of chicken next time. Screw trying to eat some lean protein.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SODk9wlt_CW4P8mdr9Y9Bg", "date": "2012-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZKWlovy0gWRXweWcpJjQ5w", "text": "This review is only for the kimchi fried rice with spam, and only made by the Korean lady :)\n\nMy version of comfort food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Og5lv2yeSg-JRxbxc5_8PQ", "date": "2012-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZLUFZ9xKxai5QzGM5XIzUQ", "text": "What to get?\n\nKim Chee Fried Rice or Noodles. I'm more a noodle person myself, but a lot of people enjoy the rice dish.\n\nThere's spam in there! SPAM! What more could a college student ask for??\n\nSatisfies the lunch time growling stomachs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZGT9H35Edi4y8rHYSqSKfg", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gy83e-a07PYgW96vqeZ4BA", "text": "The very first Korean person I met was my best friend in college.  As we bonded over silly things on the same floor in Putnam Unit 1, she decided she would introduce me to Korean food at this place.  At the Asian ghetto.  This place probably contributed the other 5 pounds to my freshman 15.\n\nLife changing experience.\nPlease just order the Kimchi Spam Fried Rice.  The first time I had this I thought to myself how weird, who the heck would ruin perfectly good fried rice by throwing in kimchi, spam, and 2 over easy eggs.  I was stupid.  IT WAS THE BEST COMBINATION EVER!!\n\nVisit number 2: Sick as heck and wanted some soup.  For those of you who know Berkeley, not only do you have to deal with crazy bums on telegraph, rain, and the occasional creeper who follows you while you speed walk to the nearest brightly lit area, you'd know how freaking hard it is to get some good noodle soup.  Ramen here is great!  You have the sweet Korean lady boiling those noodles and you just feel as if chicken noodle soup would never compare.  Quite honestly it doesn't.  \n\nOh Fast as hell too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2FiW_LttFCp6URejAIbSfw", "date": "2012-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UMZXzhf7HL4LgRCeWMtj_A", "text": "This place is cheap and all the college students love it. \n\nThe kimchi fried rice is by far the most interesting thing I've had from South Side Asian Ghetto. It comes with spam, a half cooked egg, and lots of kimchi flavored rice. \n\nWhen I'm not feeling the kimchi fried rice, I opt for the bear ramen special. The bowl it comes in is a little small, but it's packed with lots of veggies and chewy noodles, perfect for a student who doesn't eat their veggies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2DKDcQ4-tEYaxX-ErJHGyA", "text": "4.5 stars actually, because I've only had bad service here once. I had ordered on the phone for kimchi fried rice, but when I arrived at Bear's Ramen, it turned out that she gave my order to someone else that also ordered kimchi fried rice, and then she ran out of rice! So instead of just coming in to grab my order, I had to wait an additional 20 minutes for her to ask another restaurant for some spare rice. Good thing I didn't have work or class, or else I would've been even more peeved.\n\nPutting that aside... this is the only place I come to for my kimchi fried rice cravings. All the other korean places I've gotten kimchi fried rice at just doesn't do it for me. Everywhere else has vegetables in it like peas and carrots (which I HATE), but the kimchi fried rice here is simply that: kimchi and rice. It's simple, but it hits the spot for me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-jdWq1u5e-hHbfsQjabxBA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2gBlxFkRRCq7yjxw8Q5APg", "text": "I had a mad craving for some spicy kimchee fried rice this weekend, and my cousin raves about the fried rice here, so the bf and I decided it was worth trying. It's odd though, I lived in Berkeley for four years while I went to Cal, but never once ate here. \n\nThe place was easy enough to find, although one could speak otherwise for the limited parking in Berkeley. The actual place (I am a bit hesitant to use the word \"restaurant\") was really small, with about eight spaces total to sit. Not that I wanted to sit inside because it was burning up. This is the Asian ghetto though, so what was I to expect? It was quite hot inside, so after placing our order, we stepped outside. The lady was really nice and greeted us as soon as we walked in. It didn't take too long to prepare our order, which was surprising considering the number of people in there. \n\nThe fried rice itself was okay, it didn't live up to my expectations. I really enjoyed the egg on top, but spam and kimchee was lacking. The rice was a bit too mushy for my taste, and the entire thing was a little too salty. \n\nGreat price for decent food, especially for broke college students. I don't fall under that category anymore, but I'll probably still come back to try other things off the menu.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pCkhnpWLQkD3ga9gdEw21Q", "date": "2008-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dQUHGWjqYPp2q7DlddTxYg", "text": "i like ramen. \n\nand i like ramen from bear's noodle house. it kept me warm on winter (and summer nights) when nothing else sounded good. \n\nlast night my bf tried to tempt me into ordering kimchi fried rice with spam, but... you know, i've never eaten spam. i don't think i'll start now, thank you. \n\n(and actually last night, i ended up going across the very crowded way for chinese food. but the bf's ramen was good, which i know from eating several large chopsticks full of it. yum.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qt6t6i4RDbgXIOg6EXUbvQ", "date": "2006-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f8B3NJC_N9HdsJQ0gGbr0w", "text": "Not really worth the 7 dollars it costs, but a surefire way to satisfaction rests in the kim chi fried rice with spam.  The egg is cooked to perfection, the spam complements the flavors perfectly, and the texture of the rice is hard and not mushy or wet.  Perfect while sober or buzzed.  The owner and her son are really kind and friendly.  The portion is good to share with another.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ugk0g6vyv2XavpoTaJSy6A", "date": "2010-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t_hM8swtTI1xiwluXSS4dA", "text": "I've only tried one item on their menu and I guess it was the wrong one. \n\nAfter seeing a friend eat their curry ramen, I decided to give it a go, since I love ramen and I love curry. I guess my initial thought was that it would be more of a noodle soup than just curry sauce over ramen. When I got my order, the sauce was extremely thick and the noodles were too overcooked and too soft to even pick up with chopsticks. The sauce did not even taste much like curry. I mostly tasted some sort of powder over mushy noodles.  \n\nI've heard their kimchi fried rice is good but haven't tried it myself.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zrHhzP4omVmB2yCFDzR00Q", "date": "2010-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TTerlyU7h2b2trNSEgsd3w", "text": "I really wasn't even hungry at all.  But because we were in Berkeley and because all of my friends have suggested that I try this place out, my boyfriend and I stopped by Bear's Ramen House last Friday night.\n\nMy boyfriend and I ordered a Spam Kimchi Fried Rice to share ($7.50 after tax).  Right after ordering, we saw the man begin to make it.  The place is quite small, with a couple of counters and about 10 seats total.  The guy working seemed to be friendly and my boyfriend described him as \"chill.\"  Within minutes, our order was ready.\n\nThe rice was very flavorful and the portion size was plenty for the two of us.  Spam always goes perfectly in kimchi fried rice; but they also have chicken, beef, tofu, as options.  The fried egg on top was picture perfect, until we smashed the yolk with our chopsticks.  The yolk adds a nice creaminess and savoriness to the whole dish.  In fact, the egg was so good, half way through eating our fried rice, we asked the man for another egg ($0.50).  Delicious.  This place lived up to the hype.  I hope to come back!\n\nMy boyfriend's parents ordered tofu ramen which they really enjoyed, also.  \n\nNotes:\n-Free tea near the door.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CNiC7YaqoPwhaLPLaHnUAA", "date": "2012-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VQwkp3MYIt2etKujZQXN3w", "text": "I can't believe I haven't written a review for Bear's Ramen yet!\n\nI LOVE their kim chi spam fried rice with 2 EGGS.  Emphasis on the TWO eggs.  This dish is comfort food to its best.  The portion is massive for to go.  I love the spiciness to it.  For $8, it is pricey after trying to make it at home.  \n\nI've tried their ramen before but I prefer ordering the korean dishes here, such as the cold noodles or the cal gooksoo.  Next time I should try the kim chi noodles!\n\nService is quick. Perfect for a \"to go\" place. \n\nThey got me to love this dish so much that I just started to make it on my own at home this past weekend!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yKLwUeriGoyHd9YyGKerSQ", "text": "I love their Kimchi Fried Noodle! It tastes really good. I think this is one of the better Korean food in Berkeley. I tried almost every Korean food in Berkeley, and this is one of the place that I will never get tired of. \nWhen I still live in Berkeley, I went to this place at least once a week, forgetting about my diet and everything. \n\nNow, when people asked me what did I miss from Berkeley, I will confidently say that I miss Kimchi Fred Noode from this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yIzi-7jVkUUMTwou1yENFw", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zrkcfhlp-13EC4s_TrSD2A", "text": "\"Ramen House\" is a bit misleading. This place serves up junky, comfort Korean food to its collegiate crowd. Can't go wrong, and nor can I knock it for delivering on face value. Our group decided to visit this place and try their kimchee fried noodles & ramen, and left satisfied. Fried noodles + kimchee + spam + fried egg = undeniable temptation.\n\nFoodies will cringe: not the freshest, most intricate ingredients nor preparation ... but it doesn't claim to have this anyway! Nothing extraordinary worth a special trip or craving, but I know if I went to school here, I'd probably grab this stuff to go at least once a month!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5fWwHlccr0_5CaYoLPmLAg", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "40-J2qzxhlD9m00bRlmRtQ", "text": "Kim Chi Fried Rice with Spam.  Ain't nothin' like the real thing baby.  \n\nThis dish alone gives this place 5 stars as it goes down in my hall of fame of cheap, addictive all time plates.  I like to just sit down and eat it by myself cause I don't even want to TALK.  I just wanna savor the moment.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6_96rVmVarIax-RI6DOWCw", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8bhVfCeg77NWVZznQfCjkQ", "text": "Ok, my beloved Bear's Ramen, I'm officially upgrading you. \n\nHowever I found a better bowl of ramen :(  I am however a devoted Bear's Ramen junkie.  \n\nMy devotion for Bear's Ramen is it's variety and price.  No other place has such a variety of Korean ramen.  I love it, and the price is just right!\n\nBear's may not have the best bowl of ramen, but it definitely have a ton of great ramen choices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lhX3Y71u0JbyUdRqppPgJQ", "date": "2010-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ApCugBrT0sz2DrQjwMpIbQ", "text": "OOOOMG I do not know how to describe this kimchi fried rice with spam other than it is loaded with some type of foodcrack.\n\nI have ordered this probably 50 times in my time at Cal and SF.  Every time I visit the east bay I fiend for it. Fiend.\n\nI love me some homecooked Korean fried rice, but this just has a different twist to it. I wish I could pinpoint it more, but you just have to try it. Make sure you get the egg on top too!\n\nTip: call in and order before. There's basically nowhere to sit and this can be enjoyed in the container it comes in (maybe unlike the ramen).\n\nFriends have ordered the dumpling ramen and kimchi fried noodle, but honestly, kimchi fried rice beats them all.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "I2z70DstY8A4cmOxalIAJg", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IQAHCzF5r3tONGPyszRdkw", "text": "Bear's Ramen, you never disappoint! Of course I only come to you in response to kimchi fried rice cravings, but in addressing my needs, you do everything right. Drunk food, study food, a second lunch, it doesn't matter. Key features: globs of butter, diced spam, egg with runny yolk. Damn.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RdvF0neSwkZUwMrNHMGkrQ", "date": "2011-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JVUH2CzhPV2RHOoOjSRa1Q", "text": "Wow thank you James H. for reminding me of this place.  This gem inside the asian ghetto should be familiar to just about every cal student for providing some of the best tasting homemade Korean food in all of southside, even all of Berkeley.  The Korean lady who I believe still owns and operates this small hole in the wall is so awesome and nice, I used to come here and bust out some of my mad korean skills and I'd be on her good side, and it helps to be on her good side haha.  \n\nI used to always order either the Kimchi fried rice or my favorite dish, Kimchi sangyubsal bokkeum, which is like delicious pork cooked with red hot Kimchi all over rice.  It's a real piece of heaven and reminds me of my mama's cooking.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "As_lWKzZb6PQupuxKe5Ppw", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qjaiucPYhzDJiViFSTp1eg", "text": "does it make me a groupie to also enjoy the kim-chi fried rice?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tyfdhkRjPQC2sqhtlG3V1A", "text": "The kimchi fried rice with spam MUST have crack in it because it is really freakin good.  And no matter how many times I try, my attempts to make it at home have not come close at all.\n\nAny of their ramens are good for your hungover days (Koreans know their hangover food), but on every other occasion just get the fried rice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dm7iWkk3q7RV9xbbs3IY_A", "date": "2009-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VfxQ8th4HoXY2XMca-E3Ag", "text": "Ate here after moving my sister in to her dorm at Berkeley.  It's good - cramped seating area inside (two counter booths with stools, and lots of people piling in to order... hope a fire doesn't break out anytime soon or we'd all be screwed).  There's lots of seating outside though, so it's fine.\n\nI ordered the kim chi ramen which was really delicious.  It was just the right amount of spicy and the kim chi was soo good.  I only wish the noodles were a little better.  They were instant noodle type ramen (she used a block of dried noodles), but the broth made up for it.  I should have gotten the udon instead, like my Dad did - those noodles were made fresh and looked par-fait.\n\nAll in all it was a satisfying meal and there are a lot of flavors to choose from.  I think my mom got the fish ball ramen and I love fish balls.  Unfortunately, I go to school in Chicago where the closest ramen they have is... still in California, so poor me I'll have to wait 'til winter break.  Lucky sister and her endless supply of Asian food...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PKyqEZROOLYrL62jFTsVpw", "date": "2009-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "HaIz3Ux7Shd15UekQh0-Jg", "text": "I know the name of the place says \"Ramen\"...\n\nbut if I came here I would DEFINITELY get SPAM KIM CHI FRIED RICE.\n\nmmMmmMmMmMmMm.\n\nI wasn't a fan of the Mushroom Fried Noodle/Rice though a lot of other suggest that.  I didn't know there was a Kim Chi Fried Noodle but now I'm really excited to go try that too!!!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l9BVZqg2hp1oyFgXpRtWlw", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "HorpR-8SnpGGcSPkgW4nvg", "text": "I like. Very much.\nWork many hours. Have many hours of school. Many hours of study.\nGet tired. Must eat.\nVery good gooksoo. Good ramen. Good kun mandu. Good pajun.\nNice lady feed me. It's good.\nMe happy. Wallet happy.\nGood. Me come back soon.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h02t1zNqvg7uUC39WxzN2g", "date": "2007-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "15U_ElODSDuUsj172a-cng", "text": "Easily favorite restaurant in Asian Ghetto. It's a REALLY small location and can sometimes get really crowded, but the freshly-made authentic Korean food here is amazing. Go with the kim chi fried rice with spam and share a seafood pancake if you're with a friend. There are other good things (try the kim chi fried noodles sometimes), but those are my favorite dishes and my mouth is watering now even I as I write about it.\n\nIrene, the owner, and Angeles, one of the cooks are also really friendly and absolutely charming if you take the time to chat with them. I used to go shortly after the lunch rush to eat and watch Korean dramas with Irene. Love her!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UxY-yup1Pe8j-9HbSoq1sA", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WmgtrE03BdFmBAmjrXgHkw", "text": "Kimchee fried noodles with spam\n - amazingly fresh chewy udon-ish noodles with sweet gochuchang with a fried egg on top!  the egg is sunny side so when you mix it, the yolk bursts onto the noodles, creating a rich creamy texture. MMMMmmmm\n\nChampong gooksoo \n- seafood noodle soup with fresh udon and spicy oil on top.  the broth was super savory and the best i've had in a while.  its even better than the casseroles at Toyose (SF).  it's packed with delicious seafood in almost every spoonful and the taste of the broth does not get old\n\ndon't get the beef ramen though, both the broth and the ramen are packaged.\n\nbeverages are self serve, cooks are super nice and legitamate mommys\n\ni'll definetely come back to try the mushroom and kimchi fried rice everyone is raving about.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M0mONsg1ZJIKA30ad1qE1w", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rX0tmF-h5XqP_QaKll5LUQ", "text": "I LOVE THIS PLACE!\n\nThe owner is this cute lady that reminds me of MOM.  Aww!\nIt's amazing how many orders she can keep straight at ONE time.\n\nEveryone get's Kim Chi Fried Rice. I recommend Mushroom Fried Noodle.  It's a hidden delight!\n\nI love it so much! *heart*", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xipyrIBO-r1j6PLJ7sIduA", "date": "2008-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TE7wGUs2eS4CcLSKlUuDtQ", "text": "Let's be judicious when rating a hole in the wall, Korean version of \"fast food\".  Of course it's not gourmet, the set up is slightly more sophisticated than your dorm room with a communal kitchen.  \n\nSometimes, home style basics cooked up by someone mom-esque can really hit the spot.  Little reminiscent of plate lunch shops in Hawai'i.  It's cash only, but there is a BofA around the corner.\n\nI dived into my fish cake udon, and it was hearty and complete with a mini heap of fresh bean sprouts.  Loved the piping hot broth, that brought on a sweat and cooked the bean sprouts mildly.  My neighbor was killing his kimchi fried rice with an over-easy egg on top with his ear buds still in.  Solid, good, fast-food, Korean style.  Call ahead for to-go orders since it can get busy in a quickness.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FFXztpV6Qw5WjKHfyo0VxA", "date": "2011-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kum7TznOqEf7H-Ame8zsWA", "text": "Bear's Ramen House is a boonshik (kind of Korean street food) restaurant known not for their ramen but for their kimchi fried rice. And rightfully so, because it is sooooo good!  If you like spam (and you should), GO WITH SPAM.\n\nI've also tried the ddukgook (rice cake soup) and the broth was delicious and savory.  I tried the labbokki (spicy rice cake) which I had seen before and wanted to try and I would've said it could've been cooked a little longer.. will try it again and see how it is.\n\nI haven't tried their noodles yet because I always am tempted by the kimchi fried rice, but I hope to come back more often so that I try more dishes!\n\nSome notes: Cash only, they cook to order so it might take a little bit of time, and it's the Asian ghetto so seating is sparse inside.  They also have barley tea (comforting and yummy!), but don't expect banchan because this is not that type of Korean place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PjYaEnWRFB7uogiAeaXQQA", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "yz_Ym9QeXVT465unSVm-yw", "text": "Wow! I haven't felt insulted like this in a while. The Mexican lady that works there has been working for over ten years. And maybe she has gotten too comfortable with her job. So, I ordered kimchi noodles, that is what i normally order and know the portion size. Anyways, after she finished and plated it. She took one third out and put it into another plate put rice on that plate and set it aside. Then she served me my plate with 1/3 missing and then had the gall to sit next to me and eat the rest of my dish. \n\nThe food is pretty good here, though it is overpriced, but the service is subpar and plain rude.\n\nPrevious Review: 4 stars\n\"I have had good and bad meals coming here.\nMy last one was Kimchi Fried Noddles with spam. Which reminded my a lot of my ex girlfriend. \nThe noodles were sweet, which was odd but worked quite well.\nThe food is over priced, but worth trying. \nBut it seems to be really hot inside due to the bad ventilation.\n\nI recommend staying  away from any dish that has curry in it.\"", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c_iadBrbVzNKb7NtB9V9nA", "text": "Best gook soo ever.  Fresh noodle goodness", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VD8Ox-akHloK3-QV3FxY-g", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 27, "useful": 37, "funny": 35}, "review_id": "FFxOI0RURc1Z3p5Q3i0SQQ", "text": "Before you see \"ramen\" in Berkeley and jump out of your chair, let's temper those expectations: this is no Tampopo's, no hand cut noodles or laborious, Cadillac of broths. The ramen begins wound tight and dry, wrapped in plastic. Aside from Kingpin Donuts, nothing in the Asian Ghetto is handmade. \n\nBeing that it's Korean run, I'd skip their attempts at Japanese and stick to the kimchi dishes. The champong gives a spicy throat tickle, redolent with onions, heavy with noodles, the occasional tentacle of squid, a pair of shrimps, mushrooms and several requisite spinach leaves, soaking in red chili. Thumbs up! We didn't fare so well with the massive pile of curry, though. It was too humongous to tackle before turning into a cold and gelatinous pile. They need to ease up on the corn starch.\n\nThey also saran wrap their register and hover over you when they're trying to close up. It's got class.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1kpMAKRZuAz3OzxBav3XTg", "date": "2010-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6GzNs5lcKYqLOm4hVpUOhA", "text": "Bear Ramen House makes me feel uber-Korean!  :)  I love the ramen and the fresh guksu and of course the kimchi fried rice w/ spam!  ooh, i get shivers just thinking about it!  If you sit at the counter to eat, you can also figure out some items on the secret menu!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cHzhv2AY3Zirj_9pddNDiw", "date": "2007-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0reF3RL8VIUjpoOVEBMWJw", "text": ":)\n\nLiterally a hole in a wall, but the food is great. The owner is super nice too! Personally love the kimchee fried rice and kimchee fried noodles. It is a little bit more on the pricey side, but they serve good portions.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9DdmpNbkoLVCsijste4eXQ", "date": "2008-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Lj1Mv0vGyxUMD1q3cnZ6sQ", "text": "Bear's Ramen House is one of the places I will miss after I officially graduate from Cal and move away. It is located right in Durant Square (or what students refer to as Asian Ghetto). I usually order the Mushroom Fried Noodle/Rice or the Kimchi Fried Noodle/Rice with Spam. I prefer the noodles over the rice though. Both come with an egg right on top and cost about $7-8. Eat it when it's fresh! Like Ava S. says, the quality of the food really depends on who is cooking that day. I am most satisfied with the food when the lady who owns the store is cooking. I think her son and a non-Asian woman is usually working the store now, but not always. The owner is seriously the nicest and sweetest lady ever! You can even CALL IN ahead of time to place your order if you're on the run.\n\nIf you want to dine-in, I must warn you that it is pretty small. I think there's only about 6-8 seats in there total, but you can always sit at the tables outside of the store. I would definitely NOT sit in there on a hot day. Complimentary water and CASH ONLY (but there's a Bank of America right around the corner if that helps).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rt-2uFXaLLofARGhogvIcQ", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ETV_UEoPP4iP0bb1y5it5g", "text": "4.5 stars, rounding up for sheer sentimentality. this was my go-to restaurant during my four years at berkeley. not only would i stop by and get my kimchi fried rice with spam, two eggs and extra kimchi 3-4 times a week but i would attempt to divide each meal into two by frying up a few eggs at home and separating it into two perfect portions. now if i'm ever across the bridge, i make it a point to stop by and pick up TWO orders from here (the more, the merrier!)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q2C3S9PctXPFIC82Qzsn2Q", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "_phnGdH0832L1iMuaaUSyQ", "text": "In college I worked part-time across the street from here and would religiously order the Kim Chi Fried Rice (or Noodle, depending on my mood) with tofu to go, much to my coworkers' chagrin.  I went there so much that the owner would periodically give me free bottles of the tiny sweet Korean milk drinks.  Words can't express how much I love Bear's Ramen House.  I once ate there twice in one day and ordered the same thing both times.  And that day happened to be my 22nd birthday.  It was awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1HiM77rU_6NwjVTQC4lsjw", "date": "2008-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BF-XjqznKpxAz2PKh8ZX-A", "text": "Bear Ramen House is A-OK in my book. Not exactly a standout restaurant, and perhaps a bit unforgettable compared to the ever-popular Thai Basil and Gypsy's.\n\nTypically, I ordered the mushroom fried rice. It's my safe alternative to too-spicy Korean dishes and this dish is rather good! The downside is that you have to eat it pretty quickly, because it becomes really unappetizing when it's cold. BUT portions are pretty large and it comes with an egg! My favorite! :D", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "USnHZuYr3dgxLjS9ks5Q_g", "text": "I have a feeling business would be a lot better if this place was named \"Bear's Kimchi Fried Rice\" instead of \"Ramen\" because everyone I know gets Kimchi fried rice with spam here. They have perfected the dish and you might not be able to find a better one in Berkeley. It is like a Korean mom cooking it for you at your dorm.\n\nIt starts with great rice, that's chewy but not overly sticky. Add in nicely chopped kimchi, cubes of spam and a sunny-side up egg with a runny yolk mixed in, you got yourself some comforting \"Seoul\" food. They serve a great cup of complimentary warm tea as well to go with it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "y3ueVvf7_SxXjBFh0gXRkw", "text": "Ok, so if anyone gives this place less than a four star, I want to drop kick your face.  Also, it probably means you don't understand Korean food aka get outta here then.  \n\nThe food here is soooo good! I don't usually order the ramen because I have ramen at home but when I feel like I need a home style cooked meal from a motherly figure, I go here.  The owner is the sweetest woman in the freaking world!!! I want to adopt her as my second mother.  The kimchi fried rice or kimchi fried noodle is probably the most popular here for good reason.  It is really really good.  If I can't decide what to get, it's always a good safety.  I've also had the kal gook su and I didn't really have too much of expectations for it but it ended up being just like my moms!\n\nThe prices are pretty decent.  I think Berkeley people get so spoiled by the dirt cheap prices that when it's not cheaper than the cheapest they've had, then they automatically think it's expensive.  It's about average $6-8 an entree.  Oh, it's cash only btw.\n\nI LOVE YOU MAMA BEAR!!! HEHE I'M ON MY WAY THERE RIGHT NOW!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9FGu7rcwVHfKimJlkXcbyA", "date": "2010-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Z344TY4lTTd03Gr1P8TT5Q", "text": "YUM!\n\nI love fried rice. I love spam. I love curry.\nThis place has it all at a good price.\n\nKim chee fried rice w/ spam and curry ramen for grand total of $11\nCan't beat that. \n\nnothing spectacular, but a very good cheap eats spot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vPPcQemnPEOE0CK8nCqvMQ", "date": "2009-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z4SecHKXIQvevn4F1Yaxsw", "text": "I heart kim chi fried rice! Curry gooksoo is soo yummy. and even the off-sounding cheese ramen is delicious too. besides the good homecooked flavors, I really like being able to sit at the tiny counter and watch as my food is made in front of my eyes. Great to see the gooksoo made fresh as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C9ijJDnBaaWNQD5tLcNBFQ", "date": "2007-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kknwzfz0TTBMUJM7jGKjcg", "text": "This is the place for LATE NIGHT Korean food cravings. I always order the Kimchi Fried Rice/Fried Noodle or the Dumpling Ramen with Spam... and it never fails me! \n\nAlthough they have been raising the prices on me each year, I always keep coming back! Quality food at any time of the day, what more can you ask for? \n\nOnly downside is they have very limited (and uncomfortable seating), so take your food to-go and watch some TV at home :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "4F8_SRNpUmdk6BVmh6yXzw", "text": "Today, I stopped by Bear Ramen for the first time since freshman year.  Brought back memories of getting fat all because of that damn food court. Anyway, I'm going home in a few days so I can stuff my face with all the Korean food I want, but I was craving kimchi fried rice so a trip to Bear Ramen was in order. \n\nI really think this is the only thing you should get here. True, I haven't tried every single thing on the menu, but something about the stacked boxes of Jin Ramen is questionable. Next time you're there, just look up and you'll see 'em. Just sayin', you can get a box of it at a Korean market for about $5. They better not be getting their ramen noodles from there...or maybe they are.\n\nTheir kimchi fried rice has improved. Sorta. When I had it freshman year, there was a load of oil that would just sit at the bottom. They don't seem to use as much now so that's good, but meh to the lack of Spam. C'mon, throw that stuff in there lady.\n\nOkay, I give props to the lady for busting her ass cooking on her own, with the help of an assistant, but still. Lady needs to get off the phone with her friend when I'm standing there ready to order and when a pile of people shuffle in soon after. Hello?!?! I'm waving my hands in the air like I just don't care.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2009-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 31, "useful": 31, "funny": 32}, "review_id": "ZTjomTgogZpc-zuWxT1w9g", "text": "\"Where are we eating today?\", asked the best friend. \n\nI handed him a piece of paper. (http://static1.px.yelp.com/bphoto/ZGySgb8QKLXkHTl7tstCzA/l) (The bear is even holding a bowl of ramen! ^_^)\n\nUnfortunately, the mushroom ramen I ordered was not quite as cute as my awesome drawing. Served with white onions, half a fish cake, seaweed, spinach, green onions, bean sprouts, and sliced mushrooms, (http://static2.px.yelp.com/bphoto/mSkSQgnGiPaMWSUPT2j5OA/l) the noodles were fondly reminiscent of the ramen noodles I ate from a bag as a college student.\n\nThe noodles were well cooked, and the broth was fairly tasty, but overall, the dish was mediocre, and my attention soon diverted to the pigeons swooping over my head in preparation to poop on me (my large head makes for an easy target!)\n\nThe bestie ordered the kimchi fried rice (http://static2.px.yelp.com/bphoto/w62OTTrkzy-4SVmnz7fatA/l), while our friend ordered the kimchi fried noodle (http://static3.px.yelp.com/bphoto/BFEn7l4opMgRDeZ6ak7rcQ/l), both which looked more appetizing than my boring dish. But after our meal, both fellows complained of a need to hibernate, as the pound of grease induced a major food coma. \n\nPerhaps next time, I'll draw a bear holding some fresh HOMEMADE ramen.\n\nYes, I think that shall work.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Pc9TIdnI_dgds-4xGyQwsg", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SU7yLG9AqMql0_l5uMqKfA", "text": "Bears ramen house is tucked away in the Asian food corner. The place is so tiny it can seat only a few on the counter, but people can also sit outside on the benches. The interior is very shabby, and its not the best looking place. However, it is situated in a very convenient location for Cal students, and its open until 11pm. \nThe menu is very long, and of course they sell ramen and also a lot of other Korean dishes like the popular kimchi fried rice w/ spam and even noodle soups. Also note, she does not use msg, I talked to the lady and they use ramen soup powder and various other spices but not msg. Many people take the food to go, and she cooks fast and you can actually view the kitchen while you wait which is quite entertaining. \nOverall, not the best looking place, but obviously don't judge a book by its cover. Great Korean dishes to satisfy your Korean food cravings anytime.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "E5ynkwTxzPbQMeXrrSysFA", "date": "2007-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5TOaegGgnnK-MV9NVZjcAQ", "text": "So basically I was in a sorority in college.  Us girls before we got together for our meetings would grab some food and go on campus to discuss in great detail whatever it is that girls these days gossip about.\n\nThe \"ghetto\" was our go-to place of choice and for me, Bear's Ramen house is a big reason why.  Sure, some days I just gotta have me some Meesha's or a Combo Plate at Vietnam Village.  But the kimchee fried rice, mushroom fried rice, or gook soo from Bear's Ramen House always makes me happy and satisfied.  Esp in dreary weather, the hot soup and chewy noodles, or the nice fried egg on top of fried rice makes me happy to be alive.  There were numerous occasions when my friend who lived on Telegraph and I would just buy it to go then head back and munch away happily and have enough for dinner that night.  It's cheap, it's cash only, it's small, and it's good.  It's what Berkeley eats is all about.\n\n*warning: don't get the ramen.  they dont use fresh noodles. they use the top ramen-esque ramen.  if u like that kinda stuff go for it but im all about the gook soo, fried rice, and dok buk gi.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2007-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "DPrHsygobYKYGCt82iNZ1A", "text": "note: this rating is for the previous owner.. \n\ni always felt at home, cuz the owners greeted me so happily, or mayhaps they remembered me... :) hmm yes.. i would like to think that... haha.. it's an uber small shop that seats maybe 7 ppl max at the counter..  make sure your turn radius is good, [ie, don't be lugging around giant backpacks and such], or you'll brush up against some sweaty ramen-eating folk.. or maybe you like that kinda thing...\n\nmy favorite: kimchee fried rice with spam .... and ... *drumroll please*.. an egg\n\ntotally hits the spot.. what spot? every friggin spot...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OqH85SAF0oLijVY_SeAk8A", "date": "2007-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "YRc-d_Jloygdqt5jnkieUg", "text": "During those late nights in studio, the only thing I ever craved was their kimchi spam fried rice. I've tried the kimchi chicken fried rice and it just didnt quite hit the spot like the spam does. The spam adds a nice salty side to the dish. Their portions are huge but when I've been deprived of this dish, i can finish the whole thing. Lethal if you eat it after beat the clock, cuz you'll just clean off your plate. Its so good, I never tried anything else just because it would be one less time i can have the dish.\n\nJust talking about this makes me want to make the drive just to get some of this.\n\nAside from this heaven sent dish, the owner is really nice. I think I've been there too many times if she recognizes me. She has also noticed when I look a little different (dyed hair, make up, etc) and she'll compliment. That makes me smile.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N3joXEbEYn5ljRNqVpdHNA", "date": "2009-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "cXx_IQgdcAPrO2A3fXstYA", "text": "ORDER THEIR KIMCHI FRIED NOODLE WITH PORK! TRUST ME. If you don't like it, I'll buy you lunch somewhere else.\n\nBerkeley has a very limited selection of Korean restaurants and please, STEVE'S KOREAN BBQ IS NOT KOREAN FOOD! Of all the dishes I've tried at Bear's, Steve, T-toust, and Koryo, Bear's has the best Korean dish. So save your time, money, and disappointment and go to Bear's Ramen House for their Kimchi Fried Noodle.\n\nGood Food, Good Friends, ENJOY!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "JPDmQpBJar7VdjJlgoobiw", "text": "Despite it's English name, the ramen isn't the best thing on their menu (imo, of course). In Korean the name is Bear Boon-Shik which is a more general casual type of eatery vs. \"Ramen House\" \n\nThings I've tried:\n\nBear Special Ramen: ramen with chicken, mushrooms, and veggies like sprouts, zuchinni, onion, diakon. Noodles are made from instant bricks. Broth is a secret blend of mysterious powders from containers in the corner of the counter. From how my tongue felt, one of the white powders thrown in was MSG. 2 stars for the nice mix of toppings\n\nGook su's: same powdered broths as ramens but with fresher flour noodles. Bonus points for in-house made noodles. 3.5 stars\n\nKimchee Fried Rice w/ Spam: Probably my favorite dish here. Nice amount of heat. Tasty spam. Fried egg w/ runny yolk. 4- stars\n\nJja Jang Myun: Same fresh noodles as the gook su dishes. Sauce tasted a bit off and on the thin side. Didn't have much  meat like you find at other JJM specialty places (Yu yu, Koryo). The veggies in the sauce were total mush. Tasted like it'd been cooked days ago. 2 stars\n\nYou can't complain too much. It's a hole in the wall for college kids.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2010-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "3jB3tsgMM_716_8lJlQbaw", "text": "There is a good variety of ramen, gooksoo, udon, and rice meals. The curry rice is too bland and runny for my liking. The gooksoo udon and ramen are plain enough that I can make myself at home. I would suggest the Bear Ramen because it has the most substance in it. Good thing that meals here are pretty cheap, but prices do go up once in a while!\n\nSo, why the hype? It's all about the kimchi fried rice. You can either get spam kimchi fried rice or chicken kimchi fried rice. If you don't specify chicken, the default is spam. When I was vegetarian, I asked the lady to substitute in tofu instead. The fried rice is really spicy because of all the chili powder, but I've noticed that it is made a little differently now. The texture is not as smooth as before. It comes with an egg on top, but you can add a second one for 50 cents.\n\nThat Korean lady is super nice and probably knew me by face because I frequented this place so often back then. She seemed very motherly. It was as if she was the mom of a friend. She does not always keep track of whether you paid or not, so I've seen people get away with taking their food and leaving or eating and leaving without paying. It's very informal so you go up to her when you want to order and you pay when you want to. She's very trusting. Bad thing is, prices have gone up and portions have gone down since then. One order of kimchi fried rice used to last me 1.5 meals.\n\ncash only.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "yZYWudbpqdJrztEDP7UBRA", "text": "Slap my my Mama! Having just returned from the Seoul Mothership, kimchee fried rice w/Spam & two eggs is the ulltimate experience! Mama and son have their feng shui going on! I'm in tears. Agi yesunim gamsahabnida. And Go Bears!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2012-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9N684D-RFrQC0V4K0XvdxQ", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 8, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "NvACw4HhGmkA34wTbs8JCw", "text": "the egg is back, baby. for a better part of the 80s/90s, eggs got this bad rap about being chock-full of cholesterol, and were shunned off menus and out of home kitchens. thankfully for oviphiles 'round the world, such as wylie dufresne and myself, eggs have been welcomed back with open arms. they are now placed, poached or fried, atop pasta, vegetables, fish, and anything else that chefs can think of. including one of my more humble favorites: kimchi fried rice. \n\nwhile the name of this place says ramen, cal students in the know will tell you that the choice option is the kimchi fried rice with spam. and being that it's been friggin' freezing around the bay area lately, i felt in need of a warm, hearty lunch, and if it comes with an egg on top, all the better! \n\na good runny yolk is silky, sultry, velvety smooth; almost like sex personified in food (foodified?). there is perhaps nothing more luxurious than the yolk melting and oozing down over anything lucky enough to be in its way; it kind of reminds me of satin sheets. golden yellow satin sheets, flowing over a king-sized dinner plate. and is there anything more delicious than the spiciness of kimchi mixed with the chewy, filling fried rice, all doused in the creamy goodness of runny egg yolk?? methinks not. definitely one of my favorite dishes with an egg on top!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lYmPbq4gZm7O_a30R5hFPg", "date": "2011-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9TNlrA2Vyh952PcD-82Zvw", "text": "Service with a smile and they let you taste the beers before you buy. All of them are exquisite selections by an experienced beer master. Old Rasputin on tap, need I say more?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vcz7gng6K7Pk1SNcggVWTQ", "date": "2012-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AiIoeo5S-JMvRrlLHOchFQ", "text": "I like this place for the patio they have outside. It's really nice to sit there and enjoy the atmosphere on a warm summer night. Too bad they close the patio at 11 PM. \n\nThey aren't that attentive when you're trying to order at the bar though. My friend had to wave them down to order a drink. \n\nIt has pretty decent seating if you come with a larger group.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nYmY6Ihtnl1MTCqyXdg_2A", "date": "2012-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bODiTxwi8GbwhWuzYOyu5w", "text": "Beer was good and cheap! The giant pretzel was pretty good too! The outdoor seating area is super cute, although it looks like it's right outside of a dorm. Some other items on the menu caught my eye, but I'll have to be back to give this a full review.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Jm67zVv_3X5re8Sb5eL9kg", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g3MNK-eqGwc7-Vqeca_OAg", "text": "Good lamb burger, great pot pie, and good selection of high quality beers.  Accommodations inside are extremely loud, but the courtyard is a civilized alternative.  The con is the price, not terribly reasonable.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HUMNQIboGiyfO8gXZBVA1Q", "text": "Free House has a lot of potential as long as they get their taps and cocktails together. If they find their true direction, they could contribute a very unique and exciting venue to the Berkeley area. We'll see! Hopefully it won't turn into only a frat hang out or another Kip's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OMtH4HB2HBPU3R_rwzninw", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-IOprUPPWTNS0y9lNGITEA", "text": "Great selection of beer on tap, all of which are $5. Indoors has all this old, dark wood and there is a large outdoor patio in back.  Overall, a great space to meet up with friends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nKVoMn5rL4JMgX9tPXngDQ", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KeN2stCWjJCQs0Py_iSgGw", "text": "This place's days are numbered. The only things it has going for it are the cool dark wood decor and central location. The food seemed to have a lot of potential at first glance. Good ingredients were listed...grass fed beef, Acme bread...the only problem is that they combine these ingredients to make terribly mediocre food.\n\nAlso, the service is really deficient. The first time I went for appetizers and drinks, the staff was very disorganized and different people kept coming over to us to see if we had ordered. Then they proceeded to give us the bill while we were eating. Not very polite.\n\nThe second time I went for lunch, they made a HUGE deal about letting us order a piece of bread alongside a salad and then gave us the bill again while we were still eating. It's a great location and venue, so it's really a shame that the restaurant is not as great.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "W2VH0Xm1pYuDw5smmSr5xA", "date": "2012-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MDldjrF32Fg2nxnRekOAcg", "text": "Great location, good selection of beers and decent prices.  This fills a much-needed gap among campus bars, and has a beautiful upscale interior.  However, it suffers from growing pains and schizophrenia.  As a bar it's reasonable, and the dining experience outdoors is respectable.  The interior is too crowded and too noisy to serve as a restaurant.  Furthermore, after 4 visits I can safely say the service is consistently atrocious.  Sarcastic and disdainful staff, extremely slow, many confused orders, constantly out of stock.  Management needs to make things more efficient and systematic to improve the customer experience.\n\nOverall Freehouse is a brilliant idea with poor execution, but I hope it improves.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XMUFyCH67J1QLT9LGKjLCQ", "date": "2012-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MzE78eDSkDfbMBtalUpCjA", "text": "Location wise it's convenient since it is right next to campus. Good place to grab a beer and catch up with a friend.  There are a lot of seating inside and outside and even a pool table which is cool. Since it was a Monday, there weren't that many people around so service was good (like it should be). Draft beer was $5 and they have some bottled beer for $4. I got the daily pot pie (steak today) and Velvet Merlin Oatmeal Stout. NOT BAD. The best part of a chicken pot pie though is the crust and they put it in a ramekin so no crust besides a top. My friend got the giant pretzel which was quite giant and came with cheese sauce and horseradish spread. Someone also ordered a chicken burger but it looked kind of dry. \n\nTip: take pictures in the front outside! :) it's so pretty with all the flowers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "onAoMYlmqCgldV8Uh5Lppw", "text": "Bartender with the short hair is rude at best and a reason to never come back at worst. Made the night so unpleasant and inconvenient. I can't believe a person like this is hired at a nice bar.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w07hJXq4yph_GWYPFo-7lA", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "onkG0aWID5D-XAFc_URW2Q", "text": "I'm glad that this place is no longer Adagia, but I feel like it could have been better. The salmon sandwich was just okay -- you know like food that you eat because you bought it but don't particularly enjoy.\n\nI like the atmosphere though, although it was super crowded on a Friday evening. The outside patio will be nice for summer days.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A_8O3I3z0ymLP1sD54svYg", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qy6bCLPirYxNcQ_g3NzgsA", "text": "A good spot for cheap eats close to campus. Beers on offer are great, but the food leaves a little to be desired: soggy fries, burnt wings, tiny sandwiches and burgers. Not terrible but not fantastic either. I'll go back for the beer and location.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L-uTr-KS8Jq6lgv58yZU4g", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uMHQv_chw7XBi7C31pBEgw", "text": "Great salads, ambience, and staff! I come here 3-5 times a week and I love the place. Some entrees are better than others. I would recommend the pretzel, ANY of their salads, black bean cakes, vegan chili, turkey burger, and their fries... oh they are so tempting. It may take awhile to get seated when it starts getting crowded but there are so many other times in the day when it is not too crowded and the service is super quick!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CVxA7QQJJ_EDldnQr-CF4w", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wEvVjAt2O_JrBPTVAicD0Q", "text": "Steak frites was awesome, and so was the  black bean cakes. Plus all the those beers on tap, decorated by a beautiful bouquet of the finest top shelf liquors on the back drop. \nTruly a hidden gem in all of Berkeley", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KeyDXUR2HIGt5j3lAInUjQ", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WSdCAkamDnKBQPYRGXza0w", "text": "After a great start - delicious drinks and a perfect inexpensive menu -- it was all downhill in the food department -- mediocre to bad.   Unfortunately, here cheap prices mean bad cooking.  I'd add a few bucks to the offerings and hope for tastier food.  Despite the great location, we won't go again -- unless Yelpers tell us things have changed.\n\nKaren in Oakland", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jpWfrkjRGd36VVzBM-QqKw", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZbXhrQJksvhnB0By8y6b0g", "text": "Drinks menu great, food not so much.  Appalling pulled pork and slaw -- pork had weird back taste, truly vile, and slaw allegedly made from jicama was limp and utterly tasteless.  Complained and got hamburger instead.  Burger clearly inferior meat, had bled into bottom bun most disgustingly.  Yuck.  My co-diners were also unhappy with their food but not disgusted, as I was -- chicken salad, cassoulet, and steak frites all described as just barely OK.  These guys should limit menu to a very few items and do them exceedingly well, keep prices low.  My food was literally inedible.  A shame.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "506kPFJ4MzLe-xpqVnUBow", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zw-cKksVSXSC4Kvkm_w8Hw", "text": "Food's decent, 1 or 2 items are superb, prices are fine by North Berkeley standards, perhaps a bit high considering it's next to the campus. Beer is excellent, haven't tried anything else. They have 2 TVs showing different channels, and the good sense to turn the sound off. Music was unobtrusive, but somebody's recently turned the volume up. Ambience is unbelievable.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Tb7EqP2jXrLs--1I9paxUg", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ml-CJbQ1Fbwkd358y22qHw", "text": "Average to low quality food.  If you want something decent to eat, this is not the place.  The real failure here, however, is the abominable service.  Let me preface this next section by saying that the restaurant was not the least bit crowded or busy when I arrived.  So.... Last week I waited for about three minutes just to have someone acknowledge that I was waiting to be seated, and that was only to tell me someone would be \"right with\" me.  Several minutes later someone did finally arrive and I got seated.  Then another five minutes or so for the server to appear.  I ordered something to drink, although I was ready to order food, but that didn't seem to be on the servers list of important matters.  Off she went.  Ten minutes later, when the drink hadn't arrived it dawned on me that this was really a pattern of truly awful service (the worst in my experience I think).  So I stood up and walked out.  Then, at long last, I managed to get their attention.  Or at least they noticed the obvious.  \"Are you leaving?\"  Duh....  Not even an inquiry as to why that might be the case.  Perhaps they knew?\n\nWhen this place was Adagia (and owned by the same man as Freehouse) the food was delicious and, putting it kindly, the service nowhere near the standard of the food.  But now the food has sunk to below average, and the service has plummeted proportionally.\n\nThere are many many other places around campus to eat.  Save yourself heartburn and annoyance and go anywhere else.\n\nPS  This was my second experience in less than a week.  Although not as extreme as this one, the earlier was in the same league.  Two times is a pattern in my book.\n\nI voted with my feet on this one.  Be warned!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "L-t_tm4fvLJLjp0PbpKRyQ", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TUe1UXjJw45BfTm_gS0_Ow", "text": "This place is very cozy. This place has always been packed the two I have been here (probably more for the drinks than the food). Seating always seems to be limited.  For me, the food was mediocre. I had the salmon sandwich and my friend had the steak sandwich, which at $12 was a little pricey for sandwiches that was mostly bread and sauce. \n\nThis place is only open for dinner and from Monday to Saturday only.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EmLQM-nvB0O5qBBKxVQJNw", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YdKofFJXC6gf9in5QrlZkA", "text": "This place has very mediocre food, but a very cool atmosphere.\n\nI guess that's why its so packed on weekend evenings.\n\nI just wish the food had a little more flavor or creativity, then maybe I'd go there for more than just because its a cool looking venue near campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Sdjf5tb4TmSRZz0UE7ZQzg", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5m6A6FM-nxjEWBZsbZluCg", "text": "Can be really hard to find seating inside, but if the weather's nice the patio is a really cool spot.\n\nThe service is about what you can expect for the UC Berkeley campus area--which is to say not that great. Nobody's rude or anything, they're just not very attentive. The food selection has pretty typical American pub grub and the the drinks are limited but get the job done. It's a little bit pricey for what you're getting, but if you're a Cal student it's a really convenient and relatively nice place to meet up and grab a bite and/or drinks.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UxY-yup1Pe8j-9HbSoq1sA", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DZTS99ZVlwb4u5KlsTrFfg", "text": "I am ever so conflicted about Freehouse.  The exterior is this gorgeous house on the edge of campus with a huge patio replete with wooden tables.  Yea, there is wood everywhere and it is oh so warm and sexy.  The bar is prominent in the dining room and big enough to accomodate sitting and standing patrons.  The actual dining room is a mess.  There are too many tables.  Someone wasn't counting right or wanted to squeeze a few more seats in at the expense of the comfort of the guests.  It just feels crowded and that's not an adjective I want around my person when I am eating.  But then there is the value!  Pints are five bucks and all the sandwiches range in price from 9 to 12 bucks.  The best part of this the size of the sammies and the fact that they come with a heaping pile of fresh cut fries and pickled veggies.  Ok, the picked veggies are this unthought out addition to the plate.  Broccoli, peppers, and something else?  I am not sure what the point was.  I dig the idea of some veggies on the plate, but pickled?  Maybe carrots would have been good?  The fries were beyond excellent.  The burger I got was a bit of a mess though.  Like the patty kept trying to make a getaway, which is illogical given it's size.  There was just a problem with the layout, maybe.  \n\nSo what's the final result?  I liked Freehouse, but I didn't like Freehouse.  I will chalk it up to growing pains.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2012-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0hc8U0ih-IrbDDwGwRwwWw", "text": "Just what Berkeley doesn't need.  Another student hangout with no reservations.  Seems to me the owners should have concentrated on the food rather than \"re tooling\".\nNo longer an option before any of the Cal Performances events, I won't go here, so can't comment on the food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-OtD9_emR6iGP3hzTlQF_Q", "date": "2012-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ok4-FdmHAPQPG5raonbXSw", "text": "There are other places to go for food.  This place was a bad choice.  The food was not impressive or even very good and expensive for what you got.    \n  \nI ordered a pulled pork sandwich which seemed to be missing the pulled pork.  It was a glob of super sweet orange flavored sauce.  Tasted like cheap Chinese food but lacked substance.  The fries were overcooked where they were no longer crispy but were like sticks that turn to dust in your mouth.  The coleslaw didn't have anything on it so it was just grated soggy cabbage and carrots, very bland.  They do not have anything on the menu that can accommodate any kind of food restrictions or allergies so probably not good for a group unless you know everyone can eat everything or you are only going for drinks (beer).\n\nI guess if you are looking for a place close to campus to just get a beer and like a college, preppy crowd then you might like it.  But I recommend not eating here and I like good cocktails so I won't be going back here for drinks either.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9vpcomT2Tzghd4lYhBwtdw", "date": "2012-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "aqKFDXPgOEcBOt3r7LB_Hg", "text": "Everything is just very normal.  I had the grass fed burger and it was fine but nothing stellar.  The chicken salad was pretty good.  The salmon pot pie tasted like chowder.  Mac & Cheese is bland - don't recommend it.  \n\nOur server was excellent although it took us a while to get seated.  No one was there to seat us so we just sat at a table and I picked up a few menus for the table.  \n\nI would definitely come back seeing as how its literally steps away from the law school but I don't think the food is anything to rave about.  Prices are pretty decent.  Everything is around $10-$12", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w501uxxLr-q5FGNpMI1Zsg", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 11, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "345_WWOcr9H4ngI-S4HvNw", "text": "I went here with coworkers. The food was okay. The atmosphere was fun. The beer selection was fine. I wouldn't have had any complaints...\n\nBut then they undercharged me on the bill. About $75 instead of $175, so pretty significant. After they ran my credit card, I looked at the amount for tipping purposes. Although I was in a hurry to leave, I did the honest thing and told them about the undercharge. They then made me wait for about 20 minutes while fixing the problem (which involved a swap with another's table's charge). They re-ran my card for the $175, apologized, and assured me that the $75 would be immediately refunded. Inconvenient, yes, but altogether not a big deal.\n\nSo...that was about three months ago...and they still haven't refunded the $75. I found this so annoying that I even wrote an email to the manager. No response....\n\nApparently, that's the price they charge for honesty these days. Do the right thing, and in reward you can wait 20 extra minutes, pay a $75 fee, and then waste your time writing emails and yelp rants...argh.\n\nOn that basis alone, I cannot recommend this restaurant to anyone.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "whTBm81GF4YaPOftREEHjw", "date": "2012-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DBeof_C6QlZEQpFzUNrwtQ", "text": "Great place with great ambiance! Our server David was so much fun, attentive, and had a great personality. We started off outside by the fire but it got a bit chilly so we were moved indoors. The Grilled Chicken Sandwich was really good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sBf5IfUPxTowTdUebPZVTQ", "date": "2012-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DIYQoeUP2r2yao1newwLhA", "text": "I'm down with FREEHOUSE\nThey have got an amazing Chef who previously worked at Monks Kettle(another 4-5 start restaurant/bar).\nThe food is a local/modern american style.\nThey will always have a few top notch beers, but if that's not what you're after no worries because they have got some great mixologists that can whip up a mighty fine cocktail.\nThis place has it all\n-pool table\n-huge outdoor seating area\n-fireplace", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8STCVV53bPrUVqrRI-7Y2A", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ese0QgNOltsZC83hTO0KsA", "text": "A good place to catch a beer, while watching a game.\nFood is ok, but if you're there after the sun goes down, the college crowd comes out, you feel really strange and old INSTANTLY, meanwhile pitying the bar tender for all the Cadillac Margaritas and Lemon Drops they'll have to make for the newly 21-ers.\n\nAll in all, not much to say about the place, and the drinks are on the pricey side.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vubn2inm9PPLCVmy25n0Ig", "date": "2012-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gJfGqAgghNmKfUul_ve22w", "text": "TIP: As the weather warms up, enjoy the sunny, beautiful patio! It's clean and open until 11pm (with heat lamps, too). \n\nTechnically, that's tip number four. Since the last time I've been here, a couple things have changed. \n\nThe patio is awesome. There are still a few benches that can't be used yet, but it's really nice out there. The circular tables can be pulled apart and lengthened to accommodate larger parties. \n\nThe service is still not as good as I think it can be. I understand that I was with a large group of rowdy students celebrating the end of a project, but considering the fact that they're located across the street from campus, wouldn't they kind of welcome these large groups? Instead, we get a waitress who doesn't seem like she really wants to serve us, forgets two drink orders, and tells me she doesn't think I ordered what I ordered... oh well. It all ended up okay though--no big issues. \n\nAnd stick to the beer (and admire their ever-expanding whiskey collection!). I got a nice glass of the Denogginizer from Drake's Brewing Co. in San Leandro. It's just one of the many IPAs they have on tap for $5. We ordered some fries, but it's really not worth the money.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3aTVeGFq_s3KuGcVXCNquA", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KC6iQkGZ6swkTaS-udWOLw", "text": "This place is pretty chill.  Your standard American bar cuisine in a prime location.  Nice that they have a few things available on tap.  Its nice and spacious, so having friends is fine.  Outdoor seating with fire pits is available.  Pot pie was prime, as was the strawberry shortcake.  Decent bang for the buck, but if you're visiting parking can be a pain since it is right by campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MT9lTyhPXwRSZNZLoTRJ9Q", "text": "I went to Free House prior to a concert at Zellerbach Hall....I will NEVER go back and it is not the food as i never had a chance to try the food. \n\nIt is not clear you have to wait to be seated or seat yourself - turns out you grab a menu and seat yourself - this was not the problem. The problem was that after we sat down we were ignored - no sliverware no greeting no water - NO SERVICE AT ALL - this was after sitting at the table fro 15 minutes - we just left - DO NOT GO HERE AT ALL!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "5xZ5UEAuDx7bJgVSGTn-7A", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_o5klM3I7iQPkGX7DeBqvw", "text": "Pricey?  Maybe for a college kid.  However, there's an excellent selection of beers and the wings are to die for.  I haven't had bad service the 3 times I've been there.  I don't always require good service but when it's there, it's noticeable.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BA46YFb2JxWvz1c1ApZ9ZQ", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wpUdRpp7BD7Wf75G8GEY5Q", "text": "This is your place if you're looking for a business casual meeting place. The crowd seems to be of students from the law school and business school across the street. It's incredibly convienent if you want a watering hole near your work/school. What's also so grand about it is the woodsy interior, high ceilings, large tables. Although it's great for after work/school functions, it's also great for the mid-day read and write. There are great beers on tap, all of which are $5 per pint. Not all beers are created equal, so it's a great deal for ones like gift of the magi or the le merle saison. There's a full bar too and glasses of wine for $5. The fries are popular and it comes with three sauces. There's a ketchup, garlic aioli, and a curry aioli. That curry aioli is amazing. The food is not as well priced, but still reasonable. The pot pie looks especially small without a side of any sort.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2012-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XI4AftzCVYZQ2HGkLct5ig", "text": "OMG service is poor! I've been here 3 times now and every time service is really poor. Outdoor patio is nice (especially with the fire place), but by virtue of being outside the waiter never comes to you. Both times we sat outside, we'd have to send someone inside to grab the waiter, or we just went directly to the bar to order a drink.\n\nCocktails are expensive! Food looks good, but again expensive! I'm not a beer connoisseur so I won't comment on the beers besides that they aren't brewed in house. If I were to go to a beergarden in Berkeley, I say stick with Jupiter's. Better location, better service, and cheaper food and drinks!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fePUffifNdyTZT8sIqpzyw", "date": "2012-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YvrDx24OMK10Q1I2HsMriA", "text": "Food here is.. OK and expensive. But I would come here again to just hang out and have a beer or two. \n\nTo start off our dining experience, I ordered a belgian ale and my boyfriend ordered a stout ($5 pints). To accompany our drinks we ordered the special pizza of the day: BBQ chicken and a plate of clams. I was pretty disappointed in the clams as they were tiny and without much flavor. There wasn't enough sauce so that I could easily slurp up some good flavor with the clams. But I do have to say the clams were cleaned well. Not one bit of sand in my mouth and every time I eat clams, that's the one thing that bothers me the most. The BBQ chicken was the better half of our dinner. The crust was thin and crispy but doughy at the same time. It held a great texture against the tangy BBQ sauce. Our meal in total cost around $45 sans tax and tip, which I felt was expensive for the amount and quality of the food.\n\nThe interior of this place is what I would come here again for. I like that during the night hours, it's dim, resembling the interior of a cozy ski lodge. The couches around the fireplace add a nice touch to the ambience. The crowd is older, not so much young college kids but I like this scene better. No rowdiness going on here. The servers are friendly and check up on your frequent enough to get what you want.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5ZhwDuvwhghCYFKTrH_kDA", "date": "2012-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z4tKAF78ilKBdlrQhBlj0Q", "text": "Five stars for location\nFive stars for gorgeous interiors\nFive stars for beer prices\nFive stars for peaceful atmosphere\nFour stars for beer selection\nTwo stars for food prices\nOne star for food quality\n\nI mean, really, if this place didn't serve food, I would seriously consider giving it five stars (alas, in part because all the other bars on the Southside suck so much). Short of giving up on food entirely, this place should either replace its chef, or revise its offerings entirely to simple inexpensive things.  The fries are already quite good: the rest of the menu, however, appears completely out of reach of the kitchen staff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sBrntPYK_MUNUlb6g8XnBQ", "date": "2012-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nVI2twMjp5HsTx6zEk5hLg", "text": "This is a very welcome addition to campus. Awesome space with good food and drinks - not much more you could want from a neighborhood hang out. Although its pretty freezing these days, I imagine that the outdoor area will be pretty sweet during the summer.\n\nI highly recommend the turkey burger, and the beet salad was also pretty good. Food ranges from about $8-15 and is pretty standard Berkeley bar food (meaning way better than typical bar food - local ingredients, high quality, yada yada).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8HuFMz0fPErSU_5LgMdAtw", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YMSYVjNJIzptoYgPsOeSGw", "text": "Well-played, Freehouse. I'm surprised no one thought of it sooner--a BAR ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE LAW SCHOOL. Location really is everything.\n\nCredit for having a great beer selection.\n\nPoints off for:\n-questionable cocktails\n-bad house wine\n-food with potential poorly executed\n-but mostly for slipping in a few extra dollars on my cc bill", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RdvF0neSwkZUwMrNHMGkrQ", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GVJpMgHfXcOyAVeZaGn3Ig", "text": "Wow.\n\nIt is still a hotel lobby but a hell of a lot more comfortable and a major upgrade from what is was before. Dark wood,  Fireplace, Couches, Really nice pool table and a lot of beer.  Food looked and smelled excellent but i didn't order food so i can't really speak to it.\n\nThey have an impressive tap list and a full bar as well. They had both beers one would expect as well as exciting things like Firestone Walker Velvet Merlin and Le Merle Saison and Lost Abbey Deliverance. Friendly staff as well. \n\nIf i'm in Berkeley i will definitely visit again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l07-M93HW-9JOkJW6F-b7w", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Wiwf3GMSGCayeQ-2WQwqOQ", "text": "Now that Raleigh's burned down this is going to be my new spot. They have a great beer selection. I haven't tried their food yet but their overall customer service and vibe was great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Cr5EdCUgJVZU0r0o_MqsAA", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bP8sUcsfyywMyUx9uVdJWw", "text": "Ugh....this place is so bad! Will expand on this later. Do not go here though until they improve their food..\n---\n\nEdit: Ordered the\n1. Mac n' Cheese: it was whatever - nothing particularly special and felt really heavy in my stomach.\n2. Pork Chops: probably the only thing that was tasty on the menu! The meat is juicy and...that's all I really have to say about it.\n3. Skirt Steak: SOOOO BAD. I asked for a rare/medium rare steak knowing that restaurants always cook it a little longer than you ask for, BUT THIS FOOL GIVES ME A WELL-DONE STEAK THAT IS BASICALLY BURNT. (Because they cook all their meat on a grill) Ugh, it was gross. I totally would've complained and let them know how bad it was if my super nice friend didn't want to cause any drama. \n\nNever coming here againnnnn shiet. The person below me who rated this place a 5 has either never tasted real food or is affiliated with the owner looool blech.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2012-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ch7FESyIQl4gEf8sliyC1g", "text": "Thank goodness for Freehouse.  After spending my first few weeks in Berkeley fighting throes of undergraduate students to get a beer, I was pleased by the prompt service, booze selection and ambiance of Freehouse. \n\nFrankly, I certainly can't hate on a place that has a huge patio with heat lamps, fireplaces, comfy furniture, a nice beer selection and a SUPREME whiskey selection (ooh, lawwdy!). \n\nMy boyfriend and I stumbled in for supper on a Wednesday and really enjoyed ourselves.  The service was good, drink selection was great, and our food was nice.  Granted, we had the pizza of the day and split a wedge salad which aren't terribly difficult dishes; I've never met a pizza I didn't like and I would consider drinking bleu cheese.  Still, we were pleased.\n\nMy only complaint is their very limited wine choices but seeing as cooler temperatures are on the way, I'll happily stick to beer and whiskey! \n\nGood on ya, Freehouse!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Iqn_OWHbr6NsshKth3MBpw", "date": "2012-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jKEggOnr-b5uTWPB4imvuQ", "text": "It's been awhile since I've Yelped and Free House was just the place to inspire me to start reviewing again. I never thought I'd have the opportunity to have the best pork chop ever until Chef Kevin emailed me to let me know his menu is up and running at Free House. I usually like to stick to my area of the Bay, but it's definitely worth a trip out to Berkeley to visit Free House. Ambience is great, Beer selection looks on point (couldn't try out any beers due to being preggers). But the FOOD, my oh my, that's where it's at. Started off with the pretzel, mac & cheese, and black bean cakes. All worth trying. Then it was on to the Pork Chop....let's just say it was heaven! The hubby had the cassoulet, he loved it as well. Our friend had the skirt steak and cleaned the plate off. Ended with dessert, strawberry shortcake and bread pudding. They definitely don't skimp on the portions. \n\nI will definitely be back! A special thank you to Chef Kevin for his hospitality!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CxWym0fas92zqv56UWJkoQ", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "NzCqpIbbtMTo26zjPDPmRg", "text": "I had an opportunity to see the bar, have some drinks, and try a lot of the food, and this place is going to revolutionize going out in Berkeley.\n\nIt has an awesome main room that might get a little crowded when full, but there's also a fireplace with some couches and lounging area for relaxing.\n\nThe food was very good.  I recommend getting several appetizers to share at a table (pretzel with dipping sauces, mac n cheese add some bacon, and cucumber salad were all fantastic), and then skipping right to a dessert of the peanut butter cookie, if you aren't hungry enough for a full meal.  The appetizer fries are very well seasoned.\n\nThere is also a nice courtyard which is protected so it wasn't too windy.  Space heaters make it quite nice even when it is a little cold.\n\nIt has very good music for people of a certain age group (mid 20's to mid 30's), good lighting, and an overall very pleasant atmosphere.  It isn't so loud that you can't have a conversation but also not too quiet.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BkgyJd3Pimou3f6Xn7yq5g", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "9znPyzc0cS8GHH49R8SUaA", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 9, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "2viqCpRHlLjkGNFH1fjaQw", "text": "This place has a great feel to it. It is definitely more upscale than all the bars in Berkeley yet still feels very cozy. I absolutely love the outside patio portion of it and really can't wait to eat out there during the day (but I went Saturday and it didn't open till 5). \nThey have an insane selection of whiskey which isn't my drink of choice but I had some and it was reasonably priced ($6 for about 2.5 shots). The bar tenders and waiters are super friendly. Seeing that whiskey isn't my thing, the bartender was super helpful in helping me choose one. \n\nNow about the food- so good. We ordered the fries which came in a bucket and had chipotle ketchup, garlic aioli, and curry aioli as dipping sauces. Loved the first two, curry just isn't my thing either. This was about $6\nAlso tried the mussels which were delicious. The broth they come in was so good. The server brought us extra bread to dip it in. It also came with a side of fries too which was great for the leftover sauces. This appetizer was $12 which was well worth it since it came with about 20 mussels. \n\n\nI definitely see this becoming somewhere I will go whenever I want to get away from the younger crowds in Berkeley (not that I myself am older). But it's nice to pretend every now and then. I can picture it now-- me sipping on some whiskey next to the fire place, eating my mussels. Can't wait.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4wAX3kHvL-ifUNbLRUTrvQ", "text": "The chicken or pork banh mi sandwiches on toasted roll are so delicious, as is the pho.  I only wish they offered more veggie dishes, but for cheap eats on the Berkeley campus, this place can't be beat ~ excellent!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CTus8lr-14zRBGPSTQ4L_A", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5oMeiIDmo8kxgmaiPjC1mQ", "text": "I would have given it 4 or even 5 stars, but...\n\nI literally waited HALF AN HOUR for Vietnamese Iced Coffee. I placed my order at 3:19pm and was told by the person behind the counter that \"it will take a while because we have to make it fresh\". Fair enough. I've had Vietnamese coffee before and I knew the process of making the drip coffee takes a little longer than other coffee brewing methods.\n\nI took my order of stewed beef with a hunk of bread, sat down and ate my food. I was hoping the coffee would be ready by the time I was done eating (by the latest). Not true. It wasn't until around 3:50pm that the coffee I ordered was ready. Seriously???? Every other time I've had drip coffee it took maybe 10 minutes at most, but HALF AN HOUR? Apparently, another unlucky person also ordered the same thing and I guess the employees didn't know that neither of us had been given the coffee...\n\nLuckily I had a little bit of time to wait otherwise I would have asked for a refund. The owner (I believe) sort of realized I was waiting for a while and also included one egg roll when he gave me my coffee. This is just unacceptable. Maybe if they're able to find a way to speed things instead of making people wait half an hour for Vietnamese Iced Coffee that I'll consider writing another review.\n\nOn a more positive closing note, they do offer 20% off your entire order if you're a Berkeley student or staff member which is definitely nice. In addition, it is also helpful that they accept credit cards.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mNVP9RnHydn1RL01vlp1jg", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7444QT8K4_f2sDK1bTgfMg", "text": "Fast and convenient, but not good.\n\nLet's start with what's good. They give a 20% to Cal students! Their jasmine green milk tea is a winner. It smells so good and tastes just as it smells. It's not watered down like at other places. I have also heard that their pho is decent in comparison to other places around campus.\n\nOnward to the bad. The Viet sandwiches here are NOT good. I tried it after my Viet friend told me that it was good, but I was disappointed. It was so sweet, and I had to drench it in sriracha. I decided to give this place another try when they had a munch on me deal for their shrimp and chicken salad. The salad was fresh, but there was something missing. The dressing that they put on it didn't complement the shrimp and chicken very well and I had to ask for extra to even taste it. It's so liquidy that all the dressing ends up going to the bottom. It doesn't stick to anything, so you end up with a pool of dressing when you finish eating the bare lettuce.\n\nSigh. I wish this place was better, so that I could fulfill my cravings for a legit Viet sandwich.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "u9zzNLgPz66UXGm4kCP2bA", "date": "2011-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bQ7sF5vfNKVA9MEXPWIuxA", "text": "Stuff here is really cheap but I've found it to be extremely greasy. However, it definitely is a great choice if you want something really worth its price and quick. Lots of ready to take out pre-packed rice plates. Also, the lady who works here is really friendly.\n\nI always get the rice plates with bbq/teriyaki chicken. Again, super oily but really flavorful. However, I tend to avoid he fish sauce as it's pretty darn strong and makes me smell like fish all day.\n\nJust a tip, something that many people may not know: I used to come here during closing hours and everything is half off - $2.50 for a rice plate is a HUGE steal. So worth it!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2011-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dLHz2AZ_kk1NoaRfuBXLXg", "text": "The food isn't that bad. The only problem I have is how can you run out of nuoc nam in the middle of the day?! At least warn me before I ordered the Vermicelli noodles.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pbHWL7YmU4IF8cZxHKadZw", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eL-2PIRHlva0G-nDWksexA", "text": "On my previous visit, I had complained about very greasy food, so I went back here today as they had a munchonme deal-- $2.95 for a shrimp & chicken salad. I was not impressed. \n\nThe 'salad' consisted of bean sprouts, iceberg lettuce, pickled daikon and carrots, boiled chicken and shrimp. Portion size was fine for a three dollar meal... my problem with the dish was that it was so SOUR. I think the guy who prepared my salad had been soaking the shrimp in some brine, and adding this same brine to my salad. I also thought the salad would come with some nuoc mam as shown on the munch on me picture, but I guess not. \n\nI've given this place multiple tries. In fact, I had their grilled chicken banh mi the other day. They had toasted the bun with the pickled veggies inside, making them warm and disgusting. There was also no cilantro in my sandwich, too much mayo, and the chicken juices made the sandwich soggy. Still great customer service and the food tastes fresh... just not very delicious.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Ttj_3flZx1W6oYhzhZb8RQ", "date": "2011-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ErnRKD5TBmZZVAApg3h1Nw", "text": "This place is great. I'm really glad we got some better food than the one we used to have last year. I've been to all three new stands and they are all really good at great prices. \n\nI've tried a couple of things a\n\nI never did understand why Tacontento was so expensive.\n\nI've tried to try the different foods that they have. DO not get the tacos! They are really bad. I had heard about Korean Tacos being really good in LA food trucks but not these. These were gross.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FLvCAm7BeTBVwC3cJErvew", "text": "I've ate here like hmphhhh 5 times? My cravings for pho go crazy while I'm on campus. Coming from Oakland, where there are like hundreds of pho joints, I always give in to Saigon Eats even though it's not that good.\n\nIt's not authentic. Price is alright, $7 for a bowl? Not bad I suppose, compared to the other prices. It definitely gets you full.\n\nSuper greasy, they only give like 2 pieces of napkins. \n\nThey say they have wonton pho but I don't see it...so I just ordered beef pho all the time. \n\nI recommend if you're super hungry and craving.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A4Wl3K-vK5lxcSZC6rz3hg", "date": "2012-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fZ-ZsAzbDGYxFb-tdQ0h3g", "text": "I tried the entree with two items and a side(teriyaki chicken, a tangy grilled chicken, and fried rice). Everything was just okay, but i did enjoy it and would probably go back if i wanted a good deal and some asian-like food. Although the rice was a bit oily, it was less oily than i would have expected and everything seemed fresh. It was a really good deal for a big plate of food for less than $5.\n\nThe staff were also really friendly and it definitely seems very clean. Don't come here expecting good authentic vietnamese food, but for a convenient meal and inexpensive meal, this is a pretty good choice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ubwYHP431hws6uBcIimPBw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H8jYarn7D3pHUaqV_ZM-yw", "text": "Banh Mi's are tasty. Hands down. Finally something decent opened up in Lower Sproul. This accommodates for the loss of Tacotento!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zmOTE-GIanx4tfIsHmoxjQ", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HS-UVeTb5UTSUdCDkcfXhg", "text": "When I went here I got one of the combo plates, which is like Panda express I guess, only worse. The chow mein was like the kind you buy in a packet and then stir with water on your stove, super soggy and not really good in any way. The orange (i think it was orange anyway, although you can substitute whatever saucy fried chinese adjective you like) chicken was about as bad as it could be, where the outside was mushy and the inside was crispy (its supposed to be the other way around!), think, soggy bread in neon orange corn syrup covering dried, hard, flavorless \"meat\" below. I also had eggplant chicken that I think they wanted to have a barbeque flavor but tried getting it with some sort of spary on barbeque flavoring that made it end up tasting like my old asian relatives smell, namely like mothballs, grease, and the looming prospect of death.\n\n All of the hot entree items looked artificial and soggy like they were prepared from the freezer section of trader joe's. The price isn't very good either, you could eat the same thing only better (dare I say it) at the chinese express place down the street for $5, whereas it costs about $6.50 here. One could only hope the pho and sandwiches here are better, but I have no reason to believe that they would be. \n\nWith so many decent ethnic options near campus, and many other on campus dining options, there isn't really any reason why you should eat here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JW2ItJzEmGVQMZ7SX6y3-w", "text": "I had the Pho today here and it was alright. I ordered chicken and they gave me beef, I guess they just get way to busy during lunch time to get the order rights but it was still alright. It didn't quite fill me up though, I was hungry again a couple of hours later. Maybe I'll get a sandwich next time, I heard they are good here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L6cQERF4P_mXIAGhkyXSFw", "text": "Being a student at UC Berkeley, cuisine gets repetitive and old quickly. However, coming across this little hole in the wall restaurant really freshened up my daily lunches after class. Saigon Eats offers the convenience and friendliness to all students at an affordable price. You can get a large Vietnamese Sandwich for under $6, a flavorful meal that is hard to come by in an area surrounded by bland sandwiches (next door is Subway).\nAlong with the cheap price and friendly service, the food is very flavorful and diverse. It offers a Panda Express style assortment of Vietnamese dishes, you can choose a side of fried rice or garlic noodles (garlic noodles is bomb in my opinion), and entrees ranging from tropical chicken to vegetarian dishes (my favorite is the grilled pork, uber good and authentic). They also offer pho, vermicelli noodles, and Vietnamese tacos which I have yet to try. \nIt is also conveniently located in Lower Sproul , and the wait for the food is very short, time efficient for busy students. Portions are very large as well, good bang for the buck.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1k0cQwVBolskb1BPMjl-GQ", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SWh7fKbeD71PF24sg9thDA", "text": "ZOMG! I tried Banh Mi sandwich with for the first time last week upon the insistence of a friend, and it was so delicious! And with the student discount, the sandwich only cost $3.60! I got the pork sandwich and it was large. Beats any other hot sandwich in the area! I will be coming back again next week^.^~\n\nI notice they also offer coupons on their website, for a free spring roll if you sign up for their newsletter. Ahh! ^.~^.^~", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XlxX1JYGDY7h4fnMlTH7AQ", "text": "Pretty good food considering that this is a food truck. The food is super cheap and if you are in a rush and need to grab something to eat quickly, this is a good place to try. I had their Vietnamese combo sandwich and thought it was pretty good. I wished there were more veggies though. :\\ The lady working the cash register and taking orders was super nice and gave me a small cup of free egg drop soup (delicious). Not sure if they had that on their menu but if they do I'll definitely buy some next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "acOUyjfjSWJghQuFyXztqw", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YrMRKdPT3vhc35O0vzWAbA", "text": "The pork is cripsy with a nice spice. I've only tried the sandwich with pork and am having difficulty branching out from there cause it's so good. Ask for some Sriracha if you like it even more spicy. Yes, the rumors of 20% student discount are true, hopefully not just temporary while they build a following. Really accommodating staff, also hope this doesn't change.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DzRGMJ8JtQi476ipW-QVag", "date": "2011-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zz2eTXTsSRPrDFFN4Q7nrw", "text": "I used to hate the ASUC Food Court. With the mediocre exception of the sandwiches at Coffee Spot, there was nothing good down here. \n\nI ventured down here last week and discovered Saigon Eats, which serves my favourite sandwich of all time-- the banh mi! It's under four bucks (with the Cal discount, guys) for a plentiful amount of hot grilled pork, pickled carrots and daikon, jalapeno, and delicious crusty baguette (seriously, it's crusty and gets all over the place-- just don't think about it while you're chowing down). The servers are very friendly and I really hope they can make it work in this spot-- their prices are great, their food is delicious, and I hope they don't leave. It's also sort of funny to sit and eat a stellar banh mi while looking at the deserted new Subway right next to Saigon Eats.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cIz1tHIDjKAbDlXqmZyhKw", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zZ6t4UxbDQaVDAYk9TlIzA", "text": "A new restaurant on Lower Sproul! Maybe this will fire up the ASUC-owned restaurants. They also have a coalition with Munch On Me, which I'm guessing to be a newly launched deal website, and I was able to get a free thai ice tea voucher to use, which is what brought me here!\n\nWhen I got there, it was about 1:50, and posted all over the counter was the fact that they're not accepting coupon until after 2:00pm. Since I wanted the thai ice tea, I was going to wait. \n\nI was a bit hungry, and decided to get their two-entree plate, with terriyaki chicken, and also broccoli and beef with fried rice. In retrospect, it's kind of weird that a Saigon (Vietnam) place would offer terriyaki and thai tea... \n\nFor a total of $5, the price can't be beat. (It was only $6ish and they have 20% for students, which I really appreciate. I don't know how long that's going to last, though). The food is kind of greasy, and the broccoli felt way undercooked. It's a bit disappointing, actually. All in all, I felt that the rice plate at 99 Ranch is way better than this. Also, this is not self-serve, so your portions are determined by how generous your waitress is feeling (although it was pretty generous, actually). I didn't get to try the sandwiches that everyone talk about, so I guess I'll try that next time I stop by. With so many options, though, I wonder if I'll stop by Lower Sproul again without an incentive, for food.\n\nThe thai ice tea, on the other hand, is actually quite amazing! It's decent compared to some thai places around Berkeley. Definitely recommend for a quick drink.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Fs5PTZG_JQlyfJjWnjWH_A", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EGVQNXdL3F-dWnFk5taUOA", "text": "The Short:\n* Semblances of authentic Vietnamese food.\n* Come for a bite if you're in a rush, or in dire need of Vietnamese food.\n\nLocated in Lower Sproul Plaza on the UC Berkeley Campus, this eatery was recently renovated early in 2011. With a new, more modern looking venue, the place looks appetizing. Unfortunately, the food can't match its appearance. I have had their Vietnamese sandwiches, Combination Pho, and Vietnamese Iced Coffee and all three left much to be desired.\n\nVietnamese Sandwich: It has the look and feel of your typical vWich with its toasty bread, parsley, jalapenos, and etc, but the meat really threw it off. I got the grilled pork, and the offbeat flavor left an unusual aftertaste. It was filling though.\n\nVietnamese Iced Coffee: It was nice to see that they make it with those old school drips and condensed milk, as expected. While it has the robust flavor you would expect, the texture of the coffee was not as smooth as I had hoped. But props to them for actually having it.\n\nCombination Pho: It was interesting how they made it, but its understandable to have most of the items precooked and then dropped into hot broth to ensure that they are cooked. But this left the chicken overcooked and tough. There were some additions such as BBQ pork and wontons that gave it a more Chinese feel than your typical beef flank and rare steak that you'd find in a combination pho. Not exactly the best thing, but it was appetizing. The nicest part would be the broth, which was not drenched in oil or lacking flavor. Satisfying for sure though. \n\nRecommendations:\n* Combination Pho (be sure to avoid ordering the Chicken Pho)\n\nPros:\n+ Decent food on campus.\n+ 20% discount for Berkeley students and faculty.\n+ Clean venue.\n+ Good variety of drinks and \"quick eats\" (pre-made Spring rolls, etc).\n+ Takes credit card.\n\nCons:\n- Not that authentic. You'd find better elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EBGLFxRqMS3Efz0srg9kHQ", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FHMFygQa6ddh84RzM39PZQ", "text": "Looking back, I see that I gave three stars to the Healthy Heavenly outfit that Saigon Eats replaced.  I argued that HH deserved a tad more than 2.5 stars and rounded up to three.\n\nI feel the same way about Saigon Eats, which I regard as a tiny upgrade from their Healthy predecessor.  Unfortunately, the pho here is not worthy of a detour unless you happen to be standing on Bancroft Street with a slice of Blondie's pizza in the back of your mind.  I had the tofu pho, which set me back $5.65.  It was arguably A-OK but it's not likely to be an experience that I'll repeat soon.  The main result of today's lunch is that I'm now more motivated than ever to go down to the high-scoring pho places in Oakland that some of my yelp friends have been touting.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HtMc0jwthxe7eKdBFguJZQ", "text": "Out with the old and in the with new right? Healthy Heaven, a long time staple of the lower sproul plaza, closed down a year or two ago and now a new vietnamese \"fast food\" joint has opened up right next to the new Subway. \n\nSaigon Eats is quick, pick up food and go type of place. They have a nice stream-tray variety, where you can get rice or noodles with two entrees for $5.95. They also have banh mi's for $4.50, pho ($5.95), vermicelli cold plates ($5.95), salads, and spring rolls ($3.25). \n\nI tried out their stream tray food between classes, it wasn't too busy, cause it just opened and not a lot of people know about it. I got the pineapple fried rice, teriyaki chicken, and grilled pork. OMG GRILLED PORK GALORE! But seriously, that shit was good! It was juicy, had a lot of flavor, and was cooked well. The pineapple fried rice was mediocre and so was the teriyaki chicken. My girlfriend got the garlic noodles, fire-roasted chicken, and the lemongrass chicken. If you like Panda Express, you'll love this place. It's like a cheaper better version of Panda. The lemongrass chicken and the fire-grass chicken were both phenomenal. If you can't eat spicy food though, avoid the fire-roasted chicken. I really loved the garlic noodles too! \n\nBasically a cheap and better tasting Panda Express with some nice Vietnamese options. Fast, and UC Berkeley students get 20% off!\n\nPros:\n- Great food!\n- Try the grilled pork, garlic noodles, lemon grass chicken, and fire-roasted chicken\n- UC Berkeley students get 20% off\n- Fast Service\n- They have Asian drinks!\n- Accepts Credit Cards\n\nCons:\n- Banh Mi's are expensive\n- Spring Rolls are expensive\n\nHere is their facebook page:\nhttp://www.facebook.com/pages/Saigon-Eats-Berkeley/113853028677408", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lGkB_d24_00RB-pB6IOQzg", "text": "Meh, decent food for a good price.\n\nFood: I'd recommend the sandwiches! They're always really tasty, and super cheap. You can't beat paying less than $3 for them. The entree meals, on the other hand, are really inconsistent. The first time I had it, the orange chicken was pretty amazing! The second time I went a few weeks later, they tasted totally different and soggy. It made me sad. Also...THE ASIAN WRAPS ARE DISGUSTING. I felt sick after eating it - the taste just isn't good at all. Spring rolls are good, but not as good as the place that was there before it. Haven't tried their pho.\n\nPrice: 20% off for Cal students/faculty...awesome.\n\nService: Fast and friendly. They are always nice and always quick.\n\nIf you're hungry, in a rush, on campus, and want Vietnamese food, go here (I guess that narrows a lot down for you, though).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mwdFnkhuCavWYZVpOoaNoA", "text": "I eat here ALOT! basically bc its on campus and sooo cheap, like most food places on campus, but its not the best viet place you'll find. STaff here is VERY friendly, the boss would make sure your soup is hot and to the best that it can be before serving you.\n\nBut even that, the pho is 5.50 for a reeeally small bowl that you can eat in 15 min. i mainly get there hot entree only less than 5$ except its ssoooo oily if you get the noodles, it was dripping in my bowl and then your mouth gets all oily so you can't eat it everyday cuz you get tired. But the good thing is that they do give you lettuce with it to partially balance it out.\n\nTHeir tacos are too shabby, but sometimes I get it cold and its not so great after a while. I got like 10 salads from munchonme for lunch. not so great, but its 3$ for lunch, sooo plain, everything taste like water lettuce, even the shrimp with no flavor and the dry chicken which also has no flavor. But either way is soo cheap and close I keep comin back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eSovBfz8diIbXYamn5U95Q", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SU5CkpCkAl9CUN3-j3a8BQ", "text": "Decent pricing for large amount of food. 20% for Cal students and staff. Got a hot entree combo with chow mein and 2 dishes: orange chicken and broccoli beef. Sadly their hot food feels cold. No flavor in chow mein so you would have to borrow your dishes to add flavor. The orange chicken had more flour than chicken, I don't recall biting into a piece of chicken larger than my pinky. Broccoli was undercooked and too salty. Beef was overbooked, some were burnt. I must say that this is one of the few times where I have to throw my food away.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "THy4Hlj6i0n1yw2m12FJlw", "text": "TIP: You can get 1 FREE taco or 1 FREE Thai iced tea if you sign up on Munchonme.com!\n\nTIP: Berkeley students get 20% off their entire bill!\n\nAfter Berkeley got rid of the mom and pop shops down in Lower Sproul Plaza, I was hesitant to try any of the new eateries there, but since I had a coupon for a free taco, I was enticed to try it out.\n\nATMOSPHERE\nThis place gets extra points for convenience. It's literally right on campus so it's an easy go-to spot if you're short on time. They're open for dinner too, so you can snag a bite before a meeting.\n\nLower Sproul Plaza is like a food court, so the environment is very crowded and it's a free-for-all when it comes to seating. The upside is that you and your group of friends can eat different foods from different places and still sit together.\n\nThe workers at Saigon Eats are mostly students and they were very friendly. The booth itself is a lot cleaner than the old one and they seemed pretty tech savvy, what with them using iPads to take my order. The colors are bright and it helped make the food look tasty.\n\nFOOD\nThere seem to be a lot of choices and I noticed them advertising their traditional Vietnamese dishes. You can order customized meals (imagine Panda Express), on-the-spot cooking, or grab and go sandwiches/spring rolls. Everything looked pretty good but I was only there for my taco.\n\nThe ASIAN TACO can be either chicken or pork; I chose pork. I thought it was going to be dinky, but to my surprised it was a HUGE taco. No joke, it was probably the biggest taco I've ever had. It reminded me a lot of a street taco, except bigger and overflowing with ingredients.\n\nThe pork was seasoned and flavored well, but there was too much sauce, making it an extremely messy dish. It was piled high with cilantro, bean sprouts, carrots, lettuce and tasty chili sauce. I give it another point for actually being SPICY!! I had to drink a lot of water! It was served in a paper dish like the ones normally used to serve an order of french fries. The taco normally costs $1.39ish, and if they're all that big then damn, what a steal!\n\nSince the flavors and the portions were good, I would definitely come back in the future. Hooray, Saigon Eats, you have just garnered another loyal customer!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-YjWt0le23TAyZXHXh6bhA", "text": "One word: gross.\n\nWorst banh mi I've ever tasted in my entire life. That's saying a lot considering I grew up eating banh mi at least a few times a week. I couldn't even finish half of my sandwich because of how dry it was. What a shame because it also happened to be overpriced. If anyone charges you over $3 for banh mi, you're getting ripped off.\n\nOh yeah, their Vietnamese coffee was super diluted as well. You're supposed to feel as if you just chugged down 50 packets of sugar when you drink Vietnamese coffee.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9Bn-3UlZCl1d5agYmwsoyg", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4oj1uavj9fKpWPTbl4HGlQ", "text": "I used to LOVE this place. Seriously, I thought this would be my go to place for Vietnamese food - not the Vietnamese take on Chinese take out  style of their combo plates, but the banh mi's and fresh chicken and shrimp salad with vietnamese dressing. \n\nBut not anymore :( I tried out the place several times during the semester and it has gone DOWNHILL in food quality since the summer ended. The fall semester's food is not so great. Their garlic noodles are super oily and even oilier is their rice. How is that possible?! The orange chicken is like one nip of chicken surrounded by a huge HUGE mass of flour or whatever makes up the crunchy outer layer. And it didn't even taste like orange chicken o__O! Gurrll, I am not even exaggerating!\n\nTheir jasmine milk tea (used to be my favorite) is now tasting nothing like jasmine or milk or tea...I don't even knowww.\n\nI'm utterly disappointed at how the food is turning out. It was my go-to place before for healthy eats. It doesn't even taste like vietnamese food anymore...whaththeheckkk?!!?\n\nHas there been new management? I keep seeing new", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Zv4mCpHT681tUt73IV20oQ", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MOIhdQZYyrVPEiuli4yx8g", "text": "I was craving a Thai ice tea for days. My co-worker told me that Saigon Eats has cheap Thai ice tea and urged my to get one so I caved in. \n\nIt took a while to get the drink because the employees were occupied with refilling soups. One caveat: when the lady was filing my cup, she adds ice to the top of the cup rim! Ask for little ice. I opted for no ice which made my drink super sweet. For $2.20 (originally $2.50+tax) the drink was average. If I was at home in SF, I would have got TeaWay for $.02 cheaper and I get a stamp card. Anyway, the aftertaste was on the sweet end but typical. I'll be back to try the food next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2011-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4IpACmsrzbVTYJcKgzRdA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tVyLAsflaosXHJjkT1CGlw", "text": "Saigon Eats, you may just be that force that might make me start eating out on campus again. I was on the way home one day, when I bumped into a good friend I haven't seen in a while. He's related to the owner of Saigon Eats, and I just happened to have a Munch on Me coupon as well as an appetite, so I decided to give it a try. \n\nI got the Asian Taco, which came with a choice of pork or chicken (I got pork), the typical veggies, and some sauce. For a free meal, it was a pretty good deal! The pork seemed to be honey glazed, and they put A LOT of it in there, which was awesome. Very well prepared, not too sweet, and very tender. The veggies were all very fresh and so was the tortilla. A smart concept that usually costs only $2, but got me pretty full right away. I don't know what it was about it, but it was just so tasty and fresh.\n\nNow I have to try out the rest of the menu and see if this 5 star review will be able to maintain itself. I definitely hope so!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2011-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1LFdcb11QZjnSQWVPZtZaA", "text": "I've gotten a bento box here once, some time ago, I think, so I can't vouch for the sushi or tempura (I generally don't like tempura), but I don't remember the bento being super awful or super delicious. For the prices, really, I've no complaints. As far as I'm concerned, Japanese restaurants are like steak houses. You really need quality ingredients to get quality sushi, and quality ingredients are going to be expensive. If you go to a cheap Japanese restaurant you can't have the same expectations. For high quality sushi, Kirala is the only place I've been to that is close to campus that serves really good sushi (and I'm almost certain I've been to them all), but be prepared to pay 2-5 times as much. You get what you pay for, and for the prices at Aki the food is totally reasonable. \n\nThe reason I insist on 5 stars for this place is because on Wednesday nights this place serves authentic Taiwanese food that is absolutely delicious and super cheap. We ordered a WHOLE FISH and two ginormous taiwanese empanada things. They meal also came with a soup and rice, gratis. Everything they served us was delicious, and service was super speedy. The whole meal cost the two of us $13 total ($6.50 each!). I would have been content to pay twice as much. If you're in the area on a wednesday night, I cannot emphasize how highly I recommend this place. Ask for the Taiwanese menu and forego the sushi.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UliGKEFO_TDDpuwYdltAFA", "date": "2011-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3JyUA3hQV6f_Zx8izhHddA", "text": "I haven't tried their sushi, because for some reason, I just don't trust for it to come from here. I had a couple of their cooked rice plates, and they were just okay.  The tonkatsu wasn't as crispy as I prefer, and the sauce just wasn't as tasty as others in the area.  =(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4mZDzxYuAj5HpgfRbZAYGQ", "text": "My gf and came here one weekend because, unfortunately, all the asian stores in the northside asian ghetto were closed except this one. (I don't why that was..)\n\nI know my fish and I know when and where to get the best of fish;  My instincts told me not to order nigiris here but ......=(.... I did, and I regretted it.  Salmon was blah!!! It was gummy, smelled realllly fishy (fresh sashimi should have very little to no stinky fish odor).  STAY AWAY FROM THE RAW FISH HERE!\n\nAs for cooked entrees, we had the tonkatsu and salmon teriyaki.  Tonkatsu was great!  Served hot and crispy; not too oily at all.  However, slightly pricy for just fried pork over rice.  Salmon Teriyaki was pretty standard.  I had it as part of the bento box if I remember correctly so I'm not quite sure if it was worth the money.\n\nSo leeson learned, cooked entrees here are good, but stay away from the sashimi! Therefore 2 stars.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6chvwCL8h9PCPkXsB5Dlfg", "text": "nice little tucked away restaraunt. on the northside of campus in restaraunt/cafe row. The tempura, rice, salad good. I loved the tea.  great for lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4ApEC-_93_1bSDaHGm-puQ", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bHdaP5msUAIl8r47r-FcfA", "text": "Been here so many times ! The food is really good and the service is always great. I love their chicken tempura....it's mouth watering! It's my favorite...along with the tempura udon with the egg and veggies!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EUxolw8m1wjJIx2DkLEB1w", "date": "2009-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dp31Own0Eyk1-_R_4SxoLA", "text": "Okay, so this place isn't amazing.  But it's Japanese food, I'm Japanese, it makes me happy.  I've only gotten the tonkatsu don here (breaded and fried pork with eggs and onions over rice) which I can safely say is somewhat of a comfort food to me.  \n\nTip #1:  they only take credit/debit over $10.  I think last time they gave me this tiny little voucher--literally the size of a stamp--for the difference between my dish and $10.  Of course, I lost it before I even stepped out of the restaurant.  \n\nOverall:  Decent, nothing amazing and not the best Japanese restaurant around, pretty cheap for a good amount.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kVwvb9vW0sPBGryY8slB-w", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DUEtJ_nWUk1X6VlUZrJNiQ", "text": "Reasonable price\nYou get what you pay for\nPretty crowded with Berkeley students during the lunch hours\n\ndon't get noodles they suck\nbut their rice bowls are ok", "stars": 3, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FblXL5FCvDV8OFMcheQhHQ", "text": "This place is tiny, warm, and cozy. I don't care what people say, maybe the food isn't the best in the world, but its still -good-. You're getting a bento box with loads of japanese food for 8 bucks, what do you really expect? I think that for the price, this place goes above the bar. If you want to spend $30 for something mind-blowing, go to Yusan. But if you're in berkeley, have 8 bucks and want a warm japanese meal, go to Aki's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cozrvpCrTinDJ0IHM8Zg-A", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ghjaz1SLXsTN9ElQLTR8Xw", "text": "I always get their teriyaki rice bowls here, and for ~$6 they are as good as it gets.  The meat and other ingredients always seems fresh and quality.  If you get a fish or salmon rice bowl, they use a fish batter that they make themselves.  They also make their own teriyaki sauce.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DgaQTnkM393CePa-p123Jw", "date": "2010-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GIn5rSrKSC7_QMk-AIXigg", "text": "You gotta come here for lunch, yo!\nWe ordered the sushi bento box. I got the eel sushi. Pretty much everything was good--only thing I had an issue with was that they were pretty chincy with the ginger and wasabe, and they didn't give us our water until the end of the meal (?!?).\nThe bento box was about $9.00 for lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RzfYW15KepJZqPjlnazlNg", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JfxYdY3t68VCn6U9Sx6pmQ", "text": "So I had the fresh eel roll, and my friends had the chicken udon. The food was great, no complaints there... But, the service wasn't, so minus a star there, she forced us to sit outside, then just kind of slammed our check down before we even got like two bites of our meals, now THAT was kind of rude. Then later on, when we were halfway done, she GLARED at us... wth? So we paid and hightailed it out of there.\n\nAlso, I know, I know most food places aren't very sanitary... but we saw them drying their leeks out in the eating area, the outside eating area, so there were a bunch of flies humming all over it, and over the course of our meal, I saw them coming to take some leeks to use in dishes. So minus another star for that.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qFrML8uInkw2dV4oQHK1Gg", "date": "2009-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LIgF-2vsSTBgTrVnED-92w", "text": "Add a really bland shrimp udon the other day, with at most 5 shrimps hiding under the noodle. Nothing to be really excited about. Even in this creepy northside \"asian ghetto\", there are better places to go.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Kvv0MGvA7UUqvDMjERMKLQ", "date": "2010-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mlJ_s_RiGHHPVW4zo4CisQ", "text": "I've gotten quality Japanese entrees at this place on a regular basis. As one of the plaza employees, I sample all of the other places' dishes and Aki has it down. People have mentioned that this place is a kind of a hole in the wall kind of restaurant but the entire plaza is built that way so ambience and setting shouldn't really be taken into consideration. All those yelpers that think this place is below par haven't taken into consideration the low price and location of this restaurant. Like some reviews have said, owning a sushi place is like owning a steak house. Ultimately, the quality of the entree is in the quality of the meat served. Aki offers decent prices for above average quality fish and entrees. Granted, compared to Kirala or other gourmet sushi houses, Aki pales in comparison. But if you're in the area and in the mood for Japanese, Aki's is the place to go. Noone on southside offers the same genre of food, and Mitch, the owner, himself is a kind and reasonable guy so if there's something wrong with your dish or you would like something more with your meal, he is more than willing to work with you. I highly recommend the service and food at this place, take it from a current plaza employee.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eP66Fwdn1JgL4W-mE1I4aQ", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NUSJf4SiMb9SAitMhgXSmw", "text": "The North Side Ghetto's Japanese restaurant monopoly. When you're uphill on this quiet side and craving for Japanese food, this is the place to go.\n\nI usually order their udon here since they fill me up for a decent price. I've tried their dumpling udon and chicken udon. They give you quite a lot of veggies. The soup is sweet and light. To me it's just right, it might be lacking taste for most. Their noodles were slightly flatter than the udon I would get from the store. Nonetheless, it tastes great. I ordered their Katsu Don today. It was alright, had better ones before. I liked Tako Sushi's donburi more. Tried their salmon sushi roll before. Too little fish and the sushi pieces didn't look too pro (rice was kinda falling apart).\n\nThe restaurant is small, so sit tight with your friends. Definitely not a place to go to when you're in a big group. Quick service but the lady never seems to smile at you.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2011-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pea-w-Hs0rMtIpIVB-SG4w", "text": "Ahhh... the memories that come back with a hot chicken tempura donburi at Aki's.  I had forgotten about this dish, but used to eat it a lot while in Berkeley.  It was good years ago, and nothing has changed, which is both good and rare these days.  We also ordered the donkatsu donburi today too, and it was good.\n\nIt seems a little a bit generous to give a small hole-in-the-wall college eatery four stars, and mainly based on one dish, but I thought this one dish deserved the four stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pn800DbeZH7xiIg2YcHSYw", "date": "2009-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PtLW27dd7MDZetfiDNP2Pg", "text": "Update:\nI lowered it one star due to inconsistency in food preparation.  Sometimes the chicken tempura is really good and other times its burnt.\nCozy environment... the decor immitates a Japanese style home.\n\nThe food is quite good. The waiter who dresses G is the nicest guy ever and a really good waiter. I think the restaurant is family run.\n\nAnd as I read in Jessica C.'s review \"tempura chicken is to die for\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QWkTfPOMJr3THHsZA6qAuw", "text": "Place is cute, food is meh.  \n\nFree green tea to start the meal, which is great on cold winter days. The rice bowls are probably the best deals, as they come with free Miso soup, and anything with teriyaki sauce on it is pretty decent.  The cooked fish can also be pretty good.  The sushi is HORRIBLE, and tastes like it was previously frozen.  The gyoza also tastes like it came out of a freezer bag, and I advise against ordering it.\n\nI like Japanese food and really want this place to be better, but am usually left disappointed and a little hungry.  However, the food at least feels a little healthier than other Asian options on North Campus, and the little booths are cozy, so I will no doubt occasionally be drawn back in.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GEi3IpefmKtgOv_shfAclw", "date": "2010-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u4d3o6ypcK3ODNawqnrACA", "text": "I came here once with some friends after a basketball game so we were all hungry and I'm sure that made the food taste better.  I don't even know what I had because my friend knew the people who worked there so they ordered for us and gave us some sort of discount on the food.  We ended up having something I would think is like chicken katsu.  \n\nThe reason I gave it four stars is the chicken was pretty good.  It had to do mostly with the breading.  It had this odd sweetness to it that most other chicken katsu or imitations of it I've had doesn't have.  The breading was light, yet you tasted it.   For that alone, I give it an extra star to four.  I would go back and order that if I knew what it's called!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tYOUMqP7dsMNYbZ9GGZEBQ", "date": "2008-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uau87PDDZYujzMB6NZmAiA", "text": "I went here the first time here during their off-hours (around 5 PM for dinner) because I was finished with class early.\n\nEven though I was sitting outside and there were flies trying to swarm my food, the service here is great and the food, soup, and tea were hot (and not lukewarm).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WeupgHLepbXY4JUudd_9rA", "text": "Yes, as far as I know it's still there. It's still good, still reasonably priced and still worth the walk up the hill.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XheZ6-iUfo6VHhivwtdefw", "text": "Is it good _Japanese_ food? Hardly\nNonetheless, it's one of the places I like more in the Hearst food court. You get your food fairly quickly (unlike the vietnamese place). They have perhaps the best variety with udon, katsu, sukiyaki, donburi, tempura, etc. And most importantly, it's sufficiently good that I can enjoy the taste. \n\nOnly in the Heart food court does this get 4 stars, but it makes me less depressed at the lack of decent lunchtime food options.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B0y3xh12x1OqEzP01va1ow", "date": "2008-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cXOajxk9evkS9t_eHt1ZvA", "text": "Run by Chinese people, not truly Japanese food... been there a few times to give it a chance... the chicken tempura is awesome.... not really Japanese, but damn good.\n\nthe BAD -- sukiyaki beef was TERRIBLE...\n\nOh -- no credit cards unless you charge $10. (It's illegal to have a minimum charge, by the way)\n\nVery cramped, small space. Seats are hard wood, 90 degree upright", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QM4w8DmCiMYIst1_PpKoiA", "date": "2007-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "71v_hsIu2FnCMcSJhO5J_A", "text": "The free tea was a great way to start the meal. The free miso soup was cool too! The food was okay. The prices were okay.\n\nThe owner / worker reading the newspaper at the entrance farting while I was eating was not okay.\n\nHearing a *BRRRRAAPPPPPP* a few bites into your lunch is a really unappetizing way to start a meal. It would have been one thing if the flatulent emission had been short and sweet. No, it was long and drawn out. The guard at the door clearly knew what she was doing when she let out a second *tooooooooooot* a few minutes later. She was telling me to quickly finish my meal and get out. This was reinforced by the bill that quickly came to my table a few minutes later with a tootsie roll on it. A brown tootsie roll? REALLY?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7a0ZHoFfaIafUC7mnVHw1w", "date": "2010-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A1jHH3Ij_viOUUW11OSdHg", "text": "Don't think of this as an authentic Japanese restaurant, because you're going to be disappointed. The tempura isn't done in the Japanese style, the sushi is crappy, the tea isn't barley tea, and the bento is overrated and too expensive for my taste. \n\nSo why am I giving this place 4 stars? Because this place is run by a Taiwanese family, and their tempura is done in a delicious Taiwanese style that reminds me of Taipei, not Tokyo. Also, on Wednesday nights, they prepare Taiwanese comfort food, such as stir-fried vermicelli, ground pork rice, beef noodles, dumplings and buns, Taiwanese-style soups, and so much other Taiwanese authentic goodness that it blows all the other Taiwanese places in Berkeley out of the water. If you're a Berkeley student looking for good Taiwanese food, you cannot afford to miss this place on Wednesdays. Be sure to ask for their specials, because it changes every week. \n\nAlso, the service here is easily the nicest on campus. The waitress will care for you and make sure you're doing okay, and sometimes offers extra soup if it looks like you're freezing on a cold winter night. \n\nSo unless you're here for the chicken tempura donburi for lunch or the fish teriyaki rice for dinner, skip this place and come back on Wednesday nights. You won't regret it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GCaWqgug7U1-01voRM37cw", "date": "2010-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8RSdA65xU9B9XbXkY42cxg", "text": "The cooked Japanese dishes here are not that good, but the sushi is actually quite bad.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fOXp8QVp96iv0sO_WuyGrg", "text": "Inside of a little chinatown, the place wasnt bad. Came here for lunch, and you would expect the speed of service to be faster, but it wasn't. The food wasnt bad though. Make sure you bring cash. Actually, just always have cash on you when you are in berkeley since many places only take cash", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y2QEkDH_vYfGwJNAZMFs2g", "text": "It is definetely the best Japanese-style Chinese food ive had.  It is certainly not authentic but it still tastes good.   I usually stick to the katsu-don or other rice bowls but my friends love the tempura.  It is cheap and looks clean, but I am still a little scared to try the sushi.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "opSpVXlxFPT-_wLjH_vYWA", "text": "I don't normally yelp-- unless it's to defend small hole-in-the-walls like Aki. \n\nFirst of all, a lot of yelpers wrote bad reviews because they ordered raw fish. And I'm sure these yelp elites have \"excellent palates\" because they have tried $100 sashimi before. Come on--why would you even consider ordering raw fish at a place like this? No offense to Aki but clearly this place isn't for sushi. These yelpers are idiots-- once you step into Aki, you just know this place is known for dishes other than raw fish. Also, yeah this place isn't as clean as Chez Panisse, but come on-- this restaurant is so much cleaner than any restaurant in south/north ghetto. These yelp elite comments are ridiculous and so high maintenance. \n\nPlease come here at least to try the CHICKEN TEMPURA DON ($6). I've attached a picture for your convenience: http://imgur.com/31wLz. This lightly breaded chicken is so moist and it is perfectly crispy. It comes on top of rice with a side of pickled/sour vegetables and miso soup. The only thing that can make this meal more satisfying is adding a Sapporo. \n\nAnd yes, this restaurant is owned by a Taiwanese couple. Omg how horrifying-- this place isn't owned by real japanese people?! Uhhhh every other Japanese restaurant in Berkeley is Korean-owned so don't get so don't get so dramatic.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "E8ts0cJC5qdjip1T9veW0g", "date": "2012-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Zfp58CGOJllLXW_wG1QY8w", "text": "Back in college I loved this place. I think I'd go twice a week after cs lecture. This is like the one place where I would not order sushi. And at Japanese places I always order sushi. \n\nSimply because their tempura chicken was to die for. It wasn't like classical tempura batter, but this bread crumb mixture. When it came out it was this brown orange hue, never super greasy, but piping hot dark meat chicken. This was such a tiny restaurant. My cs group would have meetings here all the time. Those were the good old days.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K1lkv1Zpnzsl3n08Zv04kg", "date": "2006-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ybMpXAYdZh_T3kFeC5tMGA", "text": "To do it right: $11\n\nI've been wanted to write this review for days, but have been conflicted.  3 stars or 4?  I went again today to make up my mind: 4 stars, definitely.\n\nThe food here is OK.  The location is OK.  The seating is OK. The prices are OK.  The sushi here is--palatable, I guess.  Why four stars then?  Service!  I stopped by for an early dinner today with my friend, was promptly seated and looked at my menu.  I didn't feel like deciding, so I resolved to get whatever my friend got.  We ended up with a couple of orders of Yaki Udon.  It was surprisingly good, and I would recommend it (if your'e very hungry) after having had several things from the menu.  The Bentou is also pretty decent.\n\nAnyway, like I said, the service is what did it here.  Our waitress was exceedingly patient and on point both bringing and taking dishes away.  The fourth star was secured, however, with the tea.  It just so happened that we emptied our teapot at the exact moment she brought the bill.  I raised the teapot lid as she came to pick up the bill with the money+tip already on it.  To my immense surprise, she came back with a fresh pot of tea, after we had already paid/tipped.  This was not only demonstrative of her awareness, but also her general attitude, seeing as how bringing us more tea wouldn't get us out of the restaurant faster or make the tip any bigger.  This may seem like a small gesture, but an excellent dining experience is at least 50% excellent service, and excellent service is demarcated from OK service by such seemingly small gestures.\n\nFinal say: Well played.  They earned that fourth star.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wxI5vGrHFOpHQ03P8dYxqA", "text": "Still there? Located within a little open-air cove with tables surrounded by a number of small food shops off of Hearst, back in the college dizzay, I used to love going to this quaint little Northside japanese joint for a bento box.  Food is quite good and reasonably priced for the students.  That was then, though, and it may very well have gone downhill since or folded up completely.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDVX4Is4CanREchBmpFXoA", "date": "2006-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "eV5Cb-weu2WhOIko9m027g", "text": "Oh lord. It looked bad and it was. Much worse than I thought it would be. \n\nFood: I tried the sukiyaki bento (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ?select=IaFpY8fM9dSYMYgEIFHB5w) and was disappointed in all categories. The contents of the bento were pretty sparse compared to what I've seen elsewhere. Couldn't they have put one more item in here, even if just a token addition, to make the box look fuller? I mean, when they say sukiyaki bento, they really mean just sukiyaki, some chicken, and the regular tempura rice combo. The rice occupied one of the squares rather than coming in a bowl so there went another opportunity for more variety. The chicken and tempura were okay to be honest, but the actual \"sukiyaki\" was just some bland stir fried beef with onions. The meal also came with some miso soup. I didn't feel like what I got was worth what I paid at all. \n\nService: Mind-numbingly fast.\n\nAtmosphere: I think the atmosphere of this food court severly damaged my appetite. It looks really dirty in the area with all the sun-faded pictures of food hanging from the windows and flies buzzing around. I probably would've felt much better about eating here if not for that. \n\nSynopsis: Not my cup of tea at all.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fP5-u5yZ683B0Mdd7Zjb6A", "date": "2008-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0MCLF65Or5mkXwMGiDy0iw", "text": "I would propose that this is the coziest restaurant on the northside of campus.  They have great miso soup, pot-stickers, and bento boxes for lunch.  If there is room, definitely sit inside - the atmosphere is too nice to pass up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2010-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "a4QUSAFVvTu7Gv0oegzbXQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "xiIFULx8DRx0PF7bGhq9Kg", "text": "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.\n\nI can't just say \"ew\", I have to stress the \"W\". Think of W as an upside-down \"M\". So if something is \"mMm good\", then what is \"wWw?\" WoWoW bad. \n\nThis place sucks. It is not cheap for what you order and to think they would have fresh fish in a perpetually empty restaurant on the far end of \"Gourmet Ghetto\" on top of a hill where only college students venture into is a ridiculous idea. I do not know why I didn't think of that before my roommate and I walked in one day to eat here. \n\nPlace is old and reeks of it; menus are battered and stained with old food sauce/juice/WTFs?; waiter takes forever to place your order or deliver it or both; food is cold by the time it gets out.\n\nI ordered the bento box and WOW what a terrible idea, there is literally 2 tiny pieces of chicken terriyaki, some limp iceberg lettuce, and a scoop of day-old rice.  \n\nI won't come back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fUMUan5Wlmbazd-OOnRwjg", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1JR8Fhs3Z1RaqPHaMgAGsg", "text": "the portion size is huge and it's cheap. they have a lot of varieties.but the food isn't that fresh. I've been there a lot and ordered many different dishes, and to be honest with you, I can't even recognize what kind of meat they are putting in there anymore. They just seem very old. but hey, with lots of MSG, and cornstarch, even stale meat taste alright.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1wbPdQc8rcMZoOZOFXs4Tw", "date": "2008-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Y11d-B0_WvvYUwvPBSmlQ", "text": "When you want some good chinese food, this place is awesome. Well, the place is called Vietnam Village, but it basically serves what I know as chinese food. haha. The owner is super nice. The service is fast. The food is cheap BECAUSE the portions are HUGE. It's like 3 servings per.....serving! That's awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u_UdyZLf_ZgMkGlHFcjabQ", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4mFr5wh1lO3kxvpKufFs-w", "text": "Quality food, large portions, cheap prices, friendly service. This place is pretty great. Probably better for take out as seating is limited and cramped.\n\nTheir fish dishes are particularly good :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DkV0Y_h3G7atpzMd8pjrsg", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4UTuqcxat7nnI9W58FQ9ng", "text": "The general environment of Asian ghetto may be little overwhelming but this place provides you with great food at a great price.\n\nI tried several dishes and none of them has been disappointing yet.\n\nMy recommendation: Pho Noodle, probably the best pho you can get around the campus.\nIt's really good and especially good for the cold weather.\n\nI also love the owner of this restaurant.  He's super friendly guy!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4YiN2AqN7TBVksmkBvMpag", "text": "Ack, I hate giving nice people low ratings but the food wasn't anything special. Their business model fits well with the DFC: pumping out quick food for large student population.\n\nI ordered the fried chicken over pho...\n\n+ Huge portions, cheap\n-  Pho tasted 'fake,' out of a package\n-  Chicken was overly fried...no tenderness\n\nFinal Call: \nHey, I know what it felt like to be a poor college student so do what you gotta do.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6jmcAY1k9uvLLsZ4oX-VmQ", "text": "The food here is good and cheap.  Their pho is pretty decent, but I usually get the scramble egg beef which I can't find anywhere else.  I've tried ordering it at other places, and what I get is literally, a scrambled egg over rice, but at VNV it's done right with the saucy scrambled egg with beef or shrimp.  But the real reason I came here was the owner at the counter.  She was super nice, always smiling and asking how school was going, how my gf was, offering me a seat even when I was getting food to go.  She just reminded me of my mom so I always came back.  It got to the point that when I didn't go there I'd feel guilty, having to sneak by trying not to make eye contact as I ninja'd my way into Steve's or Thai Basil.  Its sad though, that the last two times I've gone back, she was no longer there.  I miss my 2nd mommy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kTZaKrqESMdMn-t6ptmedg", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7U4-ViDYFw34mwabsIBYUA", "text": "People don't give this place enough credit but this is one of the best eateries in the ghetto. It is fast, delicious, good portion, great prices and friendly services. I've had many of their dishes which are all influences from Vietnam, Hong Kong and China. Even though there is a large selection, they do them all surprisingly well and efficiently.\n\nIt is a little ironic (given the name Vietnam village) that the Pho is the worst thing here relative to other dishes, although it is still not bad. The best would have to be the crispy noodles with bak choy and your choice of meat. Fish and corn rice and garlic spare ribs are also quite satisfying to the soul. People also find the special plate popular but that is more for cheap eats. The guy taking the order is fantastic and very nice to cutomers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9eH9bKuZD1c6EVAkm3eCzA", "text": "I don't know what people expect eating at a place called the asian ghetto, but this is the best it has to offer. \n\nThis is college food, it has to be fast, easy, tasty, filling and most importantly cheap. Viet Nam Village -- check, check, check, check, and check. It pulls of Vietnamese (asian really) college food with flying colors. Its the cheapest of all the establishments. Very filling. The amount of variance in there menu is staggering for a lone cook and a friendly server. This is my most frequented restaurant in berkeley.\n\nI recommend all the PHO (best in berkeley), the chow fun is tasty, the crispy noodles live up to their reputation, and the bok choy dishes are wonderful.\n\nAll in all 4 stars + 1 star for having tax included!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gtc8h3t1a_ZBk82oNTWWUg", "date": "2009-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9jENoNUOLW8-jJhPcvfZNQ", "text": "Maybe I've gotten pickier, or this place just isn't as good anymore. I've tried two or three of their rice plates and couldn't finish them - too nasty. The pho is still good as always (though how can you mess up MSG and noodles?) but nothing else is very palatable. Shame.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dRSz0aNLiHOPp4sU5dms5g", "date": "2009-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aSlOGDG-8hz7j4lY3XV0dA", "text": "Their food always makes me sleepy after I eat and I never finish all the rice. I like their combo plate and creamy corn sauce with fish but that's about it. I might get their pho if I'm feeling under the weather and don't want to go out too far but I've had way way way better pho.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Av4xdigIWBZV9tPlshFQEA", "text": "Hungry and exhausted after apartment hunting with my housemate, we decided to go somewhere nearby for some food. My housemate was craving for some pho, so we ended up ordering here.\n\nI ordered their curry chicken over rice, and my housemate ordered the beef pho. The waiter was really nice, but I felt uncomfortable when I was looking at the menu near the register. Maybe because it was during winter break, and nobody was around, but I remember feeling like the waiter didn't want us to leave (I mean, it's a business, who wouldn't want customers?)\n\nAnyway, when we got our food, we were really disappointed. My curry was really thick. It seemed as though there were more starch added in to the sauce to give that consistency than curry.  It wasn't as flavorful. I've tried WAY better curry chicken over rice dishes before.\n\nMy housemate, who's been to Vietnam and eat Vietnamese food daily, did not like their pho. She said it was bland, but they did give her a lot of noodles that she didn't finish eating.\n\nOverall, the quality of the food wasn't worth the price and I probably wouldn't go back there again. 2 stars for good service though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "C3aWYjdI3xZIaFOuswnu6A", "date": "2012-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bBR0c-zEBrcE1QX4P-y1sg", "text": "I was not very happy with my meal here, but it is fast and inexpensive.  I think Petit Cheval, around the corner is better, but I suppose the tradeoff is that this place has a lot more variety.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "af32Z-gQbcKwtU6VQihEjA", "date": "2009-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "brLG7JUNkcbz3Qx4cYtdtg", "text": "Tried some new dishes:\n\nScrambled Eggs with Shrimp - Highly Recommended\nBBQ Pork: Could be better seasoned, but recommended sort of\nBBQ Pork and BBQ Chicken Combo Plate: the BBQ chicken is great, highly recommended\nBeef Stew over Rice: Just like homemade, definitely recommended", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C71OfTP5AWf0Sfdb3D31vA", "text": "When my wallet's empty, this is the place I go to until I can replenish. It's ridiculously cheap for how much food they give you - a full meal (maybe two meals, if you're not a big eater) for five to six bucks? How do you top that, especially during midterms/finals crunchtime? Two stars for the food, one more star for the price, and one extra star for the $1 AriZona iced teas (so I don't have to walk to Johnston's to get it).\n\nSure, the food's not the best, but they do have some half-decent dishes - the fish and creamed corn dish or the XO eggplant dish are two of my regulars. DO NOT COME HERE FOR THE PHO. Pho Hoa is a better alternative (not saying much, but if pho's what you're going for, then...you know). Considering it's a \"Vietnamese\" restaurant run by Chinese people, their Chinese dishes tend to be better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kr_Cxw6t2MDHmdx-JWK9mQ", "date": "2008-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "crL0l0Jq2s9E3AudnsUzvw", "text": "Maybe I ordered the wrong thing, but when I got the vegetarian plate with mushrooms, bok choy, and tofu, the sauce that came with it made me feel kind of sick afterwards. From now on I'm sticking with Bear Ramen house.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GnsMywvsEdK5Qy6MSFDCaw", "date": "2007-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CWTGFwlTGpTYu_8PLz8brg", "text": "Nestled in the far right corner of the Asian Food ghetto, Viet Nam village is a deal. Thier food is awesome, tasty, cheap and comes in more than enough proportions. I personally like the $3.50 shrimp or beef fresh rolls  with plum sauce. Ohhhh heaven for under $4. Nothing like it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dkm6MOxBtZDz5WIXQ26M3w", "text": "I ordered the beef ball pho here. The noodles and everything else was amazing! wasn't really a fan of the actual beef balls though, they were too rubbery...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dK-uD7kSFuZ9CFNmAMjutg", "text": "#75 Shrimp with scrambled egg over rice is one of the best dishes they have in my experience. Good portion sizes and taste has always been consistent. The scrambled egg is a good consistency, not too runny and not too thick. They don't skimp on the number of shrimps either.\n\nTL;DR; Try #75, the shrimp with scrambled egg over rice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dNogUlPcv8QS4Vn207f9mA", "text": "I like the guy working here. He's really nice and actually seems like he wants to make your food. Whatever it is it'll be at least decent to pretty good. Pho is not great but then again that's what westminster is for. yeah its more chinese/general asian than vietnamese food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e77m8FF-5j0UVwjtal4lhA", "text": "I dislike....muchly.\nOwner is Chinese, not Vietnamese, so everything was of the wrong flavor than I expected, hah.\nThat aside though, in terms of pure taste....\nPho was...terrible...Watered down, flavored wrong, meat was of poor quality, and the vermicelli noodles were also of poor quality: almost rubbery in texture.\nI tried to mask the horrible flavor of the meat and watered down soup using Hoison sauce...but that turned out to be watered down too?\n\nAlso got a chinese style stir fry vermicelli dish another time. Flavor was bland (not to mention kind of wrong. The abundance of celery made most of it taste like celery, go figure), and wrong ratio of ingredients (Way too many vegetables, not enough meat, with also nasty quality noodles.)\n\nI felt kind of bad, since the owner pegged me as Chinese and we ended up chatting in Mandarin, and I ordered in Mandarin, and he was nice to me. But I really disliked what I ordered. Until I get dragged here by some friends who like the place, I really don't think I'll be coming back here for a third trial for another dish.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "t2JqTHLOp5OX9BB4STyVKQ", "date": "2010-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eo8Pq0_9REb0T4LLKpTb4Q", "text": "#74 Crispy noodle with Chicken is my favorite \nbut there's so much here, with each bite you savor it\nFrom the beef with eggplant to the chicken and baby corn\nthere's so many choices you'll be torn\nSo note this, you've been warned..\n\nThis is one of my favorite places at the ghetto.  There are so many choices, the food is tasty and the guy there is really nice.  This place is also the place to get a drink.  $1 Arizona drinks are awesome.    As for the food, I already mentioned it.  With any of the above with some vietnamese hot sauce and you're set.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y35gHGquGM5lIVmaEtMZXQ", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h1j49kBWKLZ2mp2cvucY8Q", "text": "I come here whenever I'm just hungry and need to get full, disregarding quality and just going for quantity. A college student needs to eat! Not to say this place isn't good, just that portions are huge and not bad. If you're expecting higher quality food at the Ghetto, go to Thai Basil or Gypsy's.\n\nMy favorite dishes are #74 (crispy noodle with chicken/beef/shrimp/tofu) and #77 (cream corn sauce with fish/chicken). \n\nI used to be a huge advocate of #67 (scrambled beef w/ raw egg), but that got me food poisoning, so beware of that dish.\n\nBring cash, or Bank of America and Wells Fargo are close by. The manager speaks Mandarin and Cantonese, and you can pay before or after getting the food. Sriracha sauces are watered down, which is a disappointment.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2011-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hCKLVJD_OOvTnRfJFfddAg", "text": "The pho was fantastic. Great portions and the broth was tasty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NHnM161XZjw5tRVs07DziQ", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "he8Plzqd5G1xCsCC9d64nw", "text": "I really like this place in the Asian Ghetto! The guy is really nice and always smiley. The pho is pretty good, but I ALWAYS get #74- Crispy noodle chicken. It's so amazing!! The sauce is so thick and it gets some of the noodles soggy while some are still crunchy and its just a delicious contrast! yummmmmmm everyone should get #74 at least once in their life.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cfVDBmjnlY2iJaBqz7D2Ng", "date": "2011-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hpTxMczA5uM2KoAw6uNg0A", "text": "Fantastic value with very generous portions and snappy service.  The Vietnamese Fried Chicken, Pan Fried Noodles, Shrimp with Scrambled Egg, and Sesame Chicken are all solid simple bets.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I3i4YLn-yVDIKWyFT9lDvQ", "text": "Can't expect too much quality out of the restaurants operating in the Asian ghetto. Came here a few times during my college days and then recently and I realized just how cheap food is (speaking about both quality and price). You definitely get what you pay for. \n\nMost entrees here can be summarized as: a few oz. of meat + generic sauce + a ton of rice = meal. \n\nFood here tastes pretty generic for the most part and is very forgettable. Popular items here are the crispy noodles and the beef w/ raw egg over rice, but as mentioned above, not particularly tasty, and on the high side for sodium.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2012-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ixkMvvnP2W7OcWGx3DPSNQ", "text": "The least well-known restaurant in the South Side Asian Ghetto is also by far the best restaurant in the South Side Asian Ghetto.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars, four stars.\n\nMy favorite dish by far was simple and perhaps a bit dangerous: Rice, ground beef in sauce, and a raw egg on top. Definitely something that normal people would be wary of ordering in a restaurant like this... but I am not normal.\n\nOne of the best decisions of my life was to order it, and order it multiple times. Mix it together, and you have a blend of savory goodness that unlocks Godmode. And I never got sick from it either.\n\nThe pho is also a favorite. A rich broth and beef meatballs, flank, tendon, tripe, brisket... \"wow\" is all I have to say.\n\nAlso, they have huge portions. Always a plus.\n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star, zero stars.\n\nThe small and cramped restaurant really can't help being small and cramped. It looks like it drew the short straw when selecting units in the Asian Ghetto \"complex.\" However, it could help to clean up the place every now and then. The \"Berkeley aura\" only works when you are serving vegan food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JuKJ9SGfkUpq7qqeZG3LnQ", "text": "More a fan of this restaurant for their Chinese rice dishes than for anything else! I've tried their pho (not that great) and order beef chow fun once (okay, not spectacular) but the rice plates are the ones I keep coming back for.\n\nI always get either:\n- Scrambled egg with shrimp over rice: tried the same dish from other places, but I keep coming back here because it's good!\nOR\n- Seasonal vegetables with fish over rice: because I love fish and bok choy and when the two of them are together, even better!\n\nCrispy noodle dishes are pretty good too!\n\nPortions are huge and prices already include tax (and it's usually pretty even where the only change you need are quarters!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WVQd3Knmsc3jKqUcBw6vDw", "date": "2012-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "keztQKlYmdVD9oBqtvISFw", "text": "This place is rather magical at satisfying cravings.\n\nMaybe it's the extremely large number of items on its menu, but Vietnam Village manages to have a little something of whatever I crave.\n\nLet's start from some of my and my friends' favorites (we eat here basically once a week without fail. We come here so much the owner memorized our orders and gave us mooncake during the moon festival. How cute!):\n\n-Eggplant stir-fried with beef over rice\n\n-beef stew over rice (this one is unique in that the beef is poured over a layer of semi-cooked lettuce leaves. Sounds weird, but oddly tickles my taste buds and makes me all giggly inside).\n\n- bitter melon and egg over rice (if you don't like bitter, don't get this, duh)\n\n-creamed corn/egg over fried fish (I stand by my theory that this dish was created on accident by someone cooking cream corn soup and frying fish at the same time when a fortuitous stumble led to the combining of the two. Grateful for that stumble, I am)\n\n-any meat fried singapore noodles (I'm not sure what this is actually called, but it's stir-fried rice noodles with meat and assorted veggies)\n\n-Pork ribs over rice (I think. It's basically sweet and sour pork)\n\nGenerally you can't go wrong with their dishes. You get big portions and quick service. They don't really skimp on the ingredients and everything tastes if not awesome then at least decent. With the exception of their pho, I've heard.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2011-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kjdhjxT6h3Hh5u1K7K_jaQ", "text": "Am I the only person who can't stand the food here?  I've tried the food here multiple times and found the food to be quite bland.  Not too authentic either but hey, for the price, it fills you up.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rvfWhtKcqStM4zztC6tYwg", "date": "2007-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lx7eXxe5puMjnfAHMIWFKg", "text": "Consistently good pho (hot steamy broth with thinly sliced meat). However, my favorite remains to be their scrambled egg/shrimp over rice. Sure, there's probably an unhealthy serving of MSG in it, but it's forgivable if you only allow yourself some asian ghetto a couple times during the school year.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mmqhN-fHOCLT7jWbEXCJbw", "text": "I had only one plate from this place. It was something with a yellow-ish sauce and it was completely awful. The rice was bad and the sauce too much. I absolutely hated this dish with my entire being but ate it because I was too hungry to fight it. Because of this restaurant, I have very little faith in how good the Vietnamese restaurants are in the Berkeley area, with the exception of Bui.\n\nI know that it's a cheap place to eat and that it's conveniently located in the Asian Ghetto, but come on! Yokohoma makes better food!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "3ideE5jonMsCk9HsO2HT2g", "date": "2008-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MQJ74ib2aiJ2SM5Grxra7w", "text": "I don't go to Asian Ghetto (Durant Food Court) often, but when I do, this is always a safe bet. \n\nMy favorite dish thus far: tomato & beef over rice. While my roommate and I were eating here, some people came in, looked at our food, and decided to order the same thing. hahaha, yeah it LOOKS good and it TASTES good too. \n\nI also like their scrambled egg & whatever meat over rice/noodles. \n\nPrices are reasonable, service is fast, and the owner guy is pretty nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XpuNEgQPFBe0se9Agpprgg", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oLYf3b6Dm8JBhe20b2ngKw", "text": "food tastes homemade, comes out quickly, and the owner is very nice.\n\ni recommend the bitter melon beef and the creamy corn with fish.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QwHdaBbYupUcEzvEocoo3w", "text": "Vietnam Village service is pretty darn fast. Yes their pho isn't the best in the world, but it's their Chinese dishes that are so good (weird, huh?)\n\nTheir cream corn fish is hands down the best thing in the entire world. It's super cheap, super fast to make and so you're out the door in 10 minutes tops. Cream corn fish is basically amazing fluffy battered fried fish covered in this cream corn and egg mixture on top of rice. So amazing. I think they call it \"creamy corn sauce fish\" or something like that. You'll see the picture and know what it is.\n\nThe beef with egg on rice is also damn amazing. Seriously, you have to give their cream corn fish a try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2011-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QZRMFBZbywlMUyDizbZ6xw", "text": "Somehow I got addicted to their creamy corn sauce+ fried pork chops over rice . Their Pho doens't taste too good and not worth $7. Try their Chow Fun and other rice plates. Hey if you are sensitive to MSG, don't go here because I can taste a lot of MSG added to my food.... but their food is better than Mandarin House on the opposite side.\n\nPros: \nFood amount\nBetter chinese food than Mandarin House\nQuick service\n\nCons:\nSmall tables/seats in a small place\nMSG ADDED!!!\nViet Pho (Noodle) is so so.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "b46m-0uCf07pVOmbynolGw", "date": "2008-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r7iCcQad5OT8nqpwhgiABA", "text": "Got creamy corn sauce with fish fillet and rice. It was 7 bucks but you get a lot of food and its alright. The place is pretty janky looking, as the rest of the ghetto but the server was nice and attentive. \nI will come back to try other stuff. They do have all their dish pictures on the wall.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-r3hHtcz2QzhLMtk3u3Sow", "date": "2010-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RCZloRJbIqX7tzOldG7agw", "text": "Honestly, this is the best Chinese restaurant I have been to near the Berkeley campus that isn't Great China. Yes, I say Chinese restaurant because the people in the back are speaking Cantonese. Their Vietnamese food is not the best, but their Chinese dishes are by far the best around the campus. You can't go wrong with the Tomato Beef, the Scrambled Beef with Egg, or the Fried Fish with Creamed Corn.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "z0M0T6cPikJsSMNG9rQYIA", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RvEBOwAcS2gbIlH3RGM7fQ", "text": "Strengths:\n  -77 with fish filet (creamy corn fish)\n  -74 with chicken (pan fried noodles)\n\nDevelopment areas:\n  -All other dishes, especially their pho\n\nHow to get 5 stars:\n  -Move out of the asian ghetto and stop serving pho", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1Cd31SmoICqSyZ_PhjEXBw", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sE3UdEeTcRAVl-vEfaQBjg", "text": "I don't think this place is good for pho, but their rice plates are off the hinges.  There is surprisingly a lot of variety in their menu and there's plenty of photographs of many of the dishes.  \n\nBack in the day, all I ordered was the combo plate (brocolli, rice, pork chop, and chicken wings with special sauce). Ever since the owners changed, the sauce was never the same...but it's still good. My favorites: boneless fried chicken and also the lemongrass beef with rice rolls and imperial rolll. The roll might be a little thick and tough.  Almost everything is under $6.  \n\nAnd the little man is so happy and friendly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sHRq6_Tg7A1nOp5TPfl8zg", "text": "i really like their pho! and their sweet and sour chicken and tofu :D  they give you a lot for the price.. it can easily last 2 meals :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UzV6cbzEWFADEs8HTgas3g", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SW1eZC73lkiO02axjmbMWA", "text": "Close to campus, entrees are around 7 dollars and filling! This isn't a bad choice if you're at Asian ghetto.  They have a variety of vietnamese and chinese foods.  \n\nMy favorite is definitely the creamy corn sauce with fish.  It's pretty tasty and fills you up nicely.  I haven't really tried many other things, but the owner is nice and the food generally doesn't take a long time to come out.  It is cash only, but they make the prices nice so that you just get quarters back  instead of having to deal with other change.  I enjoy coming here because its usually a less popular choice and the lines are shorter. Food is still good though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TcezhxG-GL2hbHZSV3mokg", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 5\nService: 4\n\nCheap, mediocre Vietnamese food. I used to come here pretty often, but I haven't been back for two years. They have a lot of different dishes, which were all okay. I have not tried their pho, which apparently isn't so great.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tn3vnv6w4Hz-EiEp59NqTw", "text": "Good asian food (apparently the other reviewers say its chinese and not vietnamese, I have no clue). It's not oily or greasy like other places in the asian ghetto while at the same time being that good combination of cheap and still satisfying. \n\nI personally liked the fried rice (combination shrimp+chicken is cheaper than any other place in the ghetto) and the scrambled egg with shrimp. I've tried to replicate their scrambled egg + shrimp combination but I wasn't able to. It was just hard, so they're doing something I can't at least.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2010-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u9AQPm2eRPChAP9d00s5uw", "text": "Good service from the older gentleman who is always taking the orders. Food is cooked fast and it all tastes pretty dang good without being too oily. The good is actually chinese for the most part (except the pho) and is amazingly cheap (6 total for many of the entrees). Only downside is that they are cash only. I can't even count the number of times I wanted to ready here only to find that I didn't have any paper money on me...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w1EIMNifHVce3_zuA4t8Ew", "text": "I'm a Cal grad student and this is my default stop for a reliable meal of comfort food. I go there so often that the manager/owner/chef now recognizes me and knows exactly what I like to order. Prices are very reasonable, the people working there are friendly, and I've never had anything less than a satisfying, hot, delicious meal. I always leave full and happy. The shrimp with tofu and mixed vegetables is my usual - you won't be disappointed. Convenient location as well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rq81ukon2NJrKYcv8LBG4A", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z-OekMhbktLN8Q8SWFPuxw", "text": "I'm Vietnamese, and this is this place has great Chinese food. I said thank you to the owner in Vietnamese, and he said \"Thank you\" (in English) back to me. Nice guy. \n\nSo far, I've had the chicken with eggplant and X.O. sauce, chicken and shrimp fried rice, chicken with stir fried vegetables, lemon chicken, and beef with tomato and scrambled egg. The first three are very good, lots of food, decent tasting, and cheap price. The last two were very bad, which means I disagree with the majority of yelpers about the scrambled egg whatevers. It could be that I was expecting Vietnamese style eggs, and those were definitely not it.\n\nThe food gets out fast, and none of my orders have ever been mistakenly changed. So yay :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dh94CzbNd-H4XqNS-eY9JA", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zspSCZo1-KbHyY3m-rSa8w", "text": "I am a fan of this place, their Arizona iced tea's are actually $1! All of the prices are already including tax so it's easy to pay. This place is cash only so remember to bring cash.\n\nThis place has characteristically Chinese food rather than Vietnamese food, but the Chinese food is good. I usually get the beef chow mein and it's great! I've also had the pho before and honestly I don't think it's that bad, it's good for when you're craving pho. I'm not sure if I've ever had the best pho ever so I don't have anything to compare with I guess. The food comes out pretty quickly too! Definitely less than 10 minutes and it's out.\n\nThis place is to go when you miss the Chinese home cooking. =]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ztKP6IhU3P_J3e50U0zILQ", "text": "I ordered some pho here and I got watery broth with barely any meat....and egg noodles! I kid you not! They gave me pho with egg noodles instead of rice noodles! I felt like I was eating some genetic horror of a mix between pho and won ton soup. The broth seriously just tasted like it was from a can.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9iPA6-q9roQ2MLAaljiQvQ", "date": "2009-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZUpaVzQkA-2IC1QCgm_idQ", "text": "Yes, Yes, it's true....the owners are not Vietnamese.  They are Chinese, confirmed by the fact that the third time I went in, the owner (a short, bushy-eyebrowed, middle-aged 'uncle' type) asked me in Mandarin if I was Chinese.  \n\nBut let's get over that.  I really *heart* this place, and the bushy-browed uncle who owns it.  The food is solidly good and inexpensive (about 5-7 dollars...around 5.50 to 6.50 for most dishes), and there's quite a lot of variety.  Honestly,this may be a purely subjective thing, but I've lived in Berkeley for 5 years as a grad student, and for some reason, in the 5th year of being here, I've discovered this place and it has won my heart.  They also give really big portions, so one meal I buy there always ends up being dinner that night or lunch the next day as well.  And personally, I've always gotten good service everytime I've gone.  Although it's not like fast-food fast, I get the impression it's because they're validly busy or because they actually spend time on preparing the food (which hasn't disappointed yet), and the uncle always hands me my food with a toothy smile!\n\nIn short, I highly recommend, and even though I am usually a really big cheapskate, even when it comes to eating out at cheap Asian food joints, I will continue to patronise this place just because it makes me happy to give them business.\n\nI like: the seafood pho soup (has veggies, fish balls, fish cake, and imitation crab); the scrambled eggs and chives (SO good) rice; the sweetcorn chicken soup rice (perfect for cold days also).\n\nAlso, stay away from Mandarin House, which is right across from it.  Now, THAT is overpriced crappy food served with sullen and deliberate slowness.  \n \n\n The noodle soups (pho) are inexpensive and perfect for rainy, cold days.  And", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cs_6bZrtIDHhIMENwAi3XQ", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zxrpAeIX5A0684DfJwxA-A", "text": "I had eggplant and beef for $7. It was pretty average, nothing really special to it. I thought they were really slow compared to other places near it and considering that there was no line.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "t182un7pFdfVpX4FLuAtUA", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7tUH0BTI5qhOn8BpkjaN5w", "text": "BAD SERVICE!!\n\ni ordered rice noodles with shrimp to-go. \nlater when i unopened by to-go box i noticed that i only had two pieces of shrimp and the rest was chicken meat!! that's not what i ordered,woman!! if there was a shortage of shrimp they should have told me up front, not secretly replaced it with fat-laden chicken bits without my approval!\n\nsomeday i'll give this place another chance since all my friends seem to love it here :P", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Njc3lo4M-T8w2bDFQB3c2Q", "date": "2008-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aVimaq-ewjidhgwUmq6AHg", "text": "A lot of my friends in Berkeley have shat all over Vietnamese food, and when I ask them where they've had it, they say Vietnam Village or Le Petite Cheval. I'm sorry, what? \n\nI just wanted some pho. And what I got was watery soup with grimy noodles and grimier meat. The other dishes didn't look like anything I've ever seen at actual Vietnamese places.\n\nWhich leads me to wonder--are any of the people who like this place Vietnamese?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1-zuPpc_UtNSzBF-UjxngA", "date": "2009-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Kf9P-29UfCkm-VaMxM5NEw", "text": "What the hell? I know this site is somewhat new, but I can't believe all of the internet-using world slept on this one. Vietnam Village is Asian fusion in the true sense of the world. Make no mistake, this is no pretentious haute cuisine; it's a hole in the wall restaurant in a complex which is commonly referred to as the \"Asian Ghetto.\" The only dish I've had (and recommend) is called simply \"the combo plate\" and I doubt I will ever have any other because it is the closest thing to the perfect $5 meal in existence. It consists of a fried pork chop, fried chicken wings, fried egg, broccoli and rice, with a meat-based sauce over everything. The chop has hints of cocoa, which sounds disgusting but is one the defining characteristics of the combo plate experience. If you arrive at lunch time, the eggs are cooked fresh, otherwise they are usually pre-fried, which can often be a bummer. The chop, wings and broccoli are all cooked to order.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VfP_pJEG6IM3MhooFQaF6A", "date": "2007-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lfBspLPskYZH8hFgUjlEFg", "text": "I can't believe this, but I am actually giving this place a 4! woo hoo!\n\nI love this place. It's owned by a Cantonese man serving \"Vietnamese\" cuisine. Whatever, I love the place for the price and it's amazing. \n\nI really like the crispy noodle or the pho. I mean, the pho isn't authentic or greatest thing ever, but it's still good enough for me. I mean, seriously, for about $5, you are getting some seriously good tasting food! I mean, who cares about MSG or health right?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ljcoliOPniwBYT443EGJoA", "text": "Like many of the restaurants who employ a certain ethnic group to work in the kitchen, Vietnam Village is staffed by Chinese people who cook Chinese food, with the only Vietnamese item being their selection of pho. Food-to-dollar ratio is very high, unfortunately they only accept cash and their door is right next to the hallway of trash which stinks up the whole place. Sometimes I want to gag when I wait for my food. But hey, it's cheap and you get a lot of what you order.\n\nCan't go wrong with their fried rice plates, but stay away from their salt/pepper fish.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XDuLurHeSPIv6OQV6w0sDA", "text": "THIS IS SOLELY FOR THEIR #67 ONLY.\n\nMy brother-in-law can never get enough of this dish (scrambled beef over rice with raw egg). I admit, it's pretty darn good. Be sure to mix the egg in right when you get it so that it can cook! The meat is tender and moist. It comes with so much too! Noms.\n\nI'm pretty sure the owner knows my brother-in-law by now haha. He always orders in Chinese, which is a plus to the owner since he speaks Chinese. Although, I did have a bad encounter with him one time when he gave me attitude and refused to give me what I wanted. :[ Time has passed though and all has been forgiven.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u9zzNLgPz66UXGm4kCP2bA", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "U3h3Ao7JV-_4wR4nDJm7Cg", "text": "4 stars because of flavor and value. (But there is probably a lot of MSG used, so don't go here if you're sensitive to that, so -1.) However, if you want dirty hole in the wall chinese food for cheap, this is your place. Scrambled eggs with shrimp, crispy noodles, or that one with meat and raw egg on top, forgot the name... but those three are pretty awesome! (But don't get the chicken on the crispy noodles, it doesn't look right...). This was my \"go to\" place when I went to berkeley. The owner is cantonese (interesting for a place named vietnam village) but he's really nice and makes pretty good food! However, it's not the traditional huge bowl of Pho vietnamese place, I'd go elsewhere for Pho. I used to play chinese chess with my friend outside his shop and he would come out and watch. Then when I made a bad move, he would sigh and go back inside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GVU2pX1eEqqjVzkTN3zRQg", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AsVoEaT__uGV2ea7XhFo_w", "text": "If I'm not sure what I want on a long day, this is my #1 fallback.\n\nIt has huge portion sizes, cheap prices and some staple dishes that I never get sick of. If I want lots of good food I go with the eggplant beef over rice (I must have gotten this over 10 times last semester). If I want something less salty I go with the creamy corn sauce over fish. If I want something soupy they have a beef noodle soup that's basically pho but with some more chinese-style meats (I think). \n\nThere were definitely some dishes that I tried out that didn't exactly tickle my taste buds, so I definitely recommend following these yelp reviews for dishes to get. (e.g. the tomato fried rice was way too sour for me.) And don't let one bad experience ruin the restaurant for you!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mtys-a7GzTYz5KrK3xJdQ", "date": "2012-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BdZrpcBofIYSBcLNXK9edg", "text": "This is my favorite restaurant in the Asian Ghetto/Durant Ave. area. The food is good, the portions large, and the prices are low. Also the guy who works there is always friendly and greets you with a big smile. My favorite dish is the eggplant with XO sauce. If you like meat, the barbecue chicken or pork dishes are great too. Their pho is probably their weakest point, but everything else I've tried, I really liked.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UfqIsZEbqUNnirMECANy-w", "date": "2010-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dcRn4k1UZu18qKUfOPMsUg", "text": "WARNING VIETNAM VILLAGE IS STAFFED BY CHINESE/CANTONESE people. I read some of the 1 star reviews and the complaints seem to be centered about it. Although the name might be somewhat misleading, keep in mind that titles are not exactly truthful sometimes (Rubio's? Chipotle's? Panda Express?) \n\nOk now that's out of the way maybe we can review the food. Despite the name, Vietnam Village actually has decent cheap Chinese food. The fried rice at Vietnam Village is pretty good, so are their crispy noodles. All of my Chinese friends seem to prefer eating at Vietnam village for its cheapness/quality, which I think is a testament to its decent food and price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NfFkIbwoH9GMLBYg_YeKmA", "date": "2008-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FoUg30u_CGzU-UcsX-KwMA", "text": "It's close to campus. If you're craving Asian, this might be one of the places you want to try.\n\nFood: They've got a pretty large menu with all sorts of different things, like pho, crispy noodles with chicken/shrimp, fried rice, etc to satisfy most of your cravings. I'm not generally a fan of the food here, and I once got food poisoning from the creamy corn sauce with fried fish (or my body just decided to reject it). I'd probably go because of its close proximity to campus, but I'd rather go to Le Cheval for Chinese.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KAhdRCChyKew1c4njVLnNQ", "text": "I have never tried their Vietnamese dishes... I'm all about their HK style cafe dishes:\n\n- creamed corn with egg over fish and rice\n- minced beef with egg over rice (I usually ask for the egg to be cooked medium...otherwise, the dish is done with a raw egg that slowly cooks through when you stir up the hot beefy mess)\n\nSo good.  No one does a better beefy rice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r-8eQ28RhnQPJdZXHcTXrw", "date": "2011-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rjp61AI9OdjFY6hNR8dRMg", "text": "This place is certainly the best restaurant in the southside ghetto. It is like quasi-chinesey-vietnamesy food. I have eaten here at least 30 times and love the food and service. I usually get the #70 with beef or shrimp. A #70 is a huge plate of pan fried rice noodles, veggies, and meat.  I top it off with some Sriracha to achieve noodle perfection.  The spring rolls are also really really good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7gPUWrNFc4jM8e36rGGHDg", "text": "OMG CREAMY CORN SAUCE WITH FISH. How you have helped me get by those stressful college days when all I wanted to do was pig out... Portions are huge and I always make this into two meals. Tried the equivalent at sun hong kong = not even close! \n\nDon't try anything else! There were times when I wavered and got the beef chow fun or crispy noodles...sigh, waste of money! I come back to yooooou creamy corn sauce with fish ^^ \n\nSucks cause it's cash only (like most places at ghetto) but the owner is really nice! always has a huge smile on his face :D Plus, the seating area is pretty clean!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sQx0srKCXbAHnqhGhpZgvQ", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rPoll2qjI8U5htIv1WrkFA", "text": "I'm not giving it 4 stars because it's one of the best food you can get in Berkeley...but I am giving it 4 stars because this is a place I definitely think I'll be coming to. For over a year, I'd avoided all the Chinese restaurants int he Asian Ghetto and the immediate vicinity (Lotus House = NO). After all, Chinese fast food is often messed up. But after hearing that their chow fun is palatable, I decided to give them a chance. I plunked down $6 and was served a steaming plate of glistening beef chow fun. Upon my first bite, I knew it was worth the $6. It was good! The beef was tender and the flavor was good. There's a lot of bean sprouts so if you don't like those, don't get this. But, the chow fun here is MUCH BETTER THAN SUN HONG KONG down the street at  Kip's. NEVER GO THERE, their chow fun is not even close to even tasting good, much less authentic.\n\nI'll definitely be trying other dishes here, if I can't wean myself off beef chow fun first...I consider this pretty good Chinese fast food.\n\nPortions are very large (I should've made it into two meals, but greedy me stuffed down all of it at once and felt like exploding afterwards) and service is friendly and fast. I've seen that guy come outside and personally deliver people's food to them!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2008-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1PCzeLlBfesNTxfiHHq8kw", "text": "This is one of my favorite places to go because it's good Chinese food, which is rare to find in the bay area! I graduated in May but if I remember correctly, #74 (crispy noodle with chicken/beef/shrimp) and #77 (creamy corn sauce with fish) are really good. Service is pretty good too, the guy's really nice. It's cash only though.\n\nThe dishes here are worth the money because they serve a huge portion. For example, if you spent $7 on a dish, you can eat it for lunch and save it for dinner. That's a whole days worth of meals! The reason I give it 4 stars is because it's a bit too salty/greasy at times..but that's the price you pay for eating out! ha..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2010-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dCkBS6m9n4QzFPURX9trfA", "text": "I wouldn't claim that the food here is authentic Chinese, but I'd say it's pretty close to the Chinese food I usually have (FYI, I lived in HK for 9 years).  It's probably the best option for Chinese food around the campus area (No, don't go to Sun HK, unless for their dirt-cheap daily specials).  Cheap prices and good portions, too.  Me and my friends regularly eat here back in my fresh and soph years -- it was almost like our canteen.  You have to know what to order though, as some of the more \"authentic\" items are either not on menu, or only posted on the wall.  Some of my favorites are bitter-melon with eggs and chicken,  creamy corn sauce with fish fillet, \"gon chow ngau hor\" (dry beef chow fun?) and beef and tomato with rice.  You can also ask them for \"less oil\", \"less salt\" when you order.\n\nP.S. I usually don't bother reviewing restaurants because I don't like writing food reviews, but I couldn't resist leaving a review here this time after reading all the low-ratings.  People who are giving this restaurant a 1-star or 2-star rating after ordering simply a bowl of Pho have no idea what they are talking about, because this restaurant is not meant to be judged by its Vietnamese food.  I've had their Pho before as well, and I agree that it's lackluster, but you really shouldn't even be ordering Pho here in the first place, as they do a much better job at Chinese food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w_PJR51M4OaDnCbYig1AGw", "date": "2010-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ZT9wQE44IvOX_9AHkVKTQ", "text": "This is definitely one of my more frequently visited places in the Asian Ghetto. I like their shrimp and egg over rice dish. I like to come here when I'm feeling nostalgic about Chinese food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4kYY1F7aVsjv_lWJIJbMTw", "text": "Ah, the good old days of eating like a college student at the Durant Food Court.  Happy to find that VNV is still around, though it has probably changed hands a few times since the '90's.  \n\nFood is still pretty awesome and quite cheap.  I had the #64 combo plate, which comes with two pieces of fried pork chop, 3 chicken wings, 1 fried egg, broccoli and special sauce over rice, all for $5 including tax. The waitress/owner was also very friendly, taking care of all her customers with a smile on her face.  \n\nBottom line:  Good food, low prices...what more could you ask for?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tJW7CSehQbuXu97ilY_uEA", "date": "2007-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WTgeJUDngAvfeza9rJNoNw", "text": "Pho = lose-ville. You can get better tasting broth, pho, and beef at Le Cheval for a cheaper price.\n\nHowever, a combo plate of MSG-fried porkchop, chicken wings, broccoli, an egg, and some bullshit brown sauce (mostly corn starch) for $5 is a steal if you're low on cash money.\n\nI don't eat at this place anymore at all actually. If anything, I'd recommend their rice bowl plates. Fried fish + cream corn over rice is pretty solid and a huge portion. Beef & tomato over rice is good too. All of the food just tastes a little too bland for my liking. It's like eating water with texture unfortunately.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HIrxr1RkjLLA76kikCj5mg", "text": "Decent food, huge portions, good price. I've found service to be a bit on the slow side, but maybe that's because I'm not Cantonese and I don't connect with the owner on that kind of deeper level. :( Today I had half an hour to eat and the food took about 25 mins. Scarfing down hot food in five minutes = not fun. Also, they don't take credit cards, which is kind of annoying.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZIj6gD0NSxv2RcgXsR_lSw", "date": "2009-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "l-KNSdDE49N8RLqe3nto4Q", "text": "Pho is almost a non-existing food genre in Berkeley. Well, good pho to be exact. Viet Nam Village does serve pho, but more on the normal beef ingredients noodles. Small portions for $8 bucks to be honest. This place is actually owned by Chinese, I trust their Chinese dishes more so for this reason. \n\nThe dish my friends and I have gotten most is the sweet cream corn over rock cod filets over rice. They use a lot of corn starch to make the thick creamy texture. The sauce is mixed with eggs then poured over the lightly battered fish filets. It's delicious! For under $8, this plate is very filling, it could be sufficient for two meals. But keep in mind if you leave it for the next meal, the fish would be soggy.\n\nCash only like most of the Asian Ghetto places. Very nice owners, just mediocre Vietnamese food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2012-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "no2cUW1cONoPyP-_bM746A", "text": "A few words about the place:\nLocated in Asian ghetto this 2-man show has been around a long time. Known as Viet-Nam Village, it really should be called China homestyle. My Chinese half finds the local style Chinese comfort foods that you can't find at most other restaurants. If you're looking for some of your mother's cooking, this is your place.\n\nWhat I recommend:\nI really prefer savory over sweet foods, but if I had to choose it would be the X.O. Eggplant Beef ($6.75) with rice or the Beef with scrambled egg ($6.75). Both fill you up and never let you down. Come in at any time, grab a seat, sip on some hot tea, and have your food in 10minutes or less. Other popular dishes are the sweet corn fish and the tomato beef egg. \n\nBottom line:\nCome in hungry leave happy for $7 or less. With no tax, no tip, and no non-sense, this is a regular spot for me. The ambiance is all you can expect of asian ghetto. Frankly sometimes it is hit or miss on dishes, but if you find a few favorites I'm sure that Vietnam village will make a fan out of you.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_wXDCJIAbCkP4Y8otK6mTQ", "date": "2012-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JOxODDKwzj06taOe_P24Ig", "text": "I've gone here over the years, sometimes out of fondness for the place, other times because I think the food is actually good for a student lunch or dinner. The restaurant has been passed down from generations to family friends, and I get to speak Cantonese with the cooks and owners.\n\nI recommend any of the large plates of noodles (either rice or flour) and the Vietnamese cold dishes. They also have a curry tofu dish that costs under $5.\n\nBe sure to ask for no msg; that might have induced Ashley L.'s sickness. (Though the soups are probably preprepared, in which case that's not an option.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2Z0I9POv2N5p1_vOnCN9lw", "date": "2007-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iaG8ggavzwJokPVmo9XQGA", "text": "Vietnam Village...a place owned and operated by a chinese guy...where most items on the menu are Chinese rather than Vietnamese? SCHWAA?! haha\n\n98% of the food here is mediocre, and doesn't taste \"right\"(relative to traditional viet or chinese food). Come here if you want to get your moneys worth with generous portion sizes; one dish should count as 2 healthily portioned meals. If you're in the asian ghetto, I'll assume you're a poor college student as well so this might be up your alley to try.\n\nSo you might be wondering why 4 stars right? I haven't said anything too great about it.  WELL...4 stars only because I am in LOVE with 2 dishes served here!!!  (It's enough to say \"Yay! I'm a fan!\". haha) \n\n1) Viet Beef Curry over rice (#68).  The beef curry is rich in flavor and spices.  I'm a huge fan of beef tendon; gummy and tasty.  One might think the meat in this dish is very high in fat, but it's common to mistake tendon for fat. (beware, there still is fat however!)\n\n2) Crispy Noodle w/ chicken or veggie or shrimp.  Noodles are wet and soggy where it meets the sauce, just as how it should be. The dry portion of the noodle is fresh crispy  (rather than stale crispy at Lotus House bleh).  \n\nAnecdote: I actually took my family here after my graduation commencement for lunch.  It was reallly awkward and embarassing to walk into asian ghetto with fancy dressed-up graduation attire but I had to because my grandma couldn't walk far and wanted decent asian food.  I walked into vietnam village and THEN, I saw two other graduates and their families eating there! haha  One had also ordered #68 and crispy noodle!  I was not alone! WA-hoo!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "YrCpaUCaZW93XK38OtkbNA", "text": "this restaurant was one of the worst decisions i made in my entire life... and i have made some pretty bad decisions before.\n\ndesperate for some pho after a long night, the bf and i decided to try viet nam village restaurant because it got the highest ratings among the pho restaurants in berkeley.\n\nas soon as we entered the restaurant we noticed that there were 4 huge black flies hovering above our table, which was not exactly appetizing. we ordered our pho and one order of spring rolls. the pho came out first, which kind of upset me because i enjoy eating my spring rolls before my pho... it's just always like that..\n\nanyways, the pho tasted horrible. it tasted like someone sprinkled msg in water and dumped in noodles. i had to pour tons of their watered down sriracha and hoison sauce to make the soup bearable.\nthe spring rolls were probably the most ridiculous spring rolls i have ever seen. they were as big as a burrito and they were so stuffed with rice noodles that it was really hard to even find the shrimp.\n\nanyways, i would have given this place two stars, but throughout the entire day i felt like crap from eating here. no matter how much water i drank i felt like my insides were slowly drying up, probably from the msg in the pho\n\nif possible, i would have given this place 0 stars, but i guess i'll just have to live with giving them one. i will NEVER come back here again, and recommend that no one else does as well.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "8kgQupO4TS2bpCGSPhTTIg", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DD-zvmcfs6qG0detlXD7tw", "text": "\"Late night dinner? No problem!\" I feel like these words almost ALWAYS predict an impending trip to Asian ghetto...\n\nThis time, we dropped by Viet Nam Village. I had come here once before with my boyfriend a few months ago and I had some good memories of their pho, so I was all too eager to come back!\n\nUnfortunately, however, I was sadly disappointed! This time, their pho (I ordered #2) was rather bland and tasteless. Only the meat itself was flavorful (and it was delicious, lemme tell you), but the soup and noodles could've been cooked in plain old water!\n\nSince it's so freaking hard to find a good pho place in NorCal (I haven't succeeded yet!), I'm willing to give Viet Nam Village a second chance.... Crossing my fingers & hoping desperately that this was just a fluke!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F7WfdQ6RL81fbAjVeat1kw", "text": ":( sadness\n\nI tried their pho, very disappointing.  Sad because I've had food from them before (several years ago) and it is usually decent.\n\nBTW...this restaurant is owned and staffed by CHINESE people who lived in VIETNAM...\n\nand this place only takes cash, but there's a BofA + Wells Fargo ATM walking distance.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IOhVIAjtdGo3NZ75_fF4Qw", "date": "2009-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "zB5R0wofZBRbdKWgBxA31A", "text": "Oh my gosh, I am devastated. This place uses MSG?! Asian Ghetto uses MSG?! *breaks down in tears*\n\nUhm, anyway, this place was my favorite place in Asian Ghetto for the longest time because there were so many different dishes I liked:\n\n#77: Creamy corn sauce with fish fillets ... omg, to die for, just try it, I know it looks disgusting in the picture but just try it!\n\n#56, I believe, is the curry with chicken, broccoli and tofu. It isn't bad, I get it when I feel guilty for not eating vegetables for a month.\n\n#74 is the crispy noodle... that's always the bomb. Lasts 2 meals.\n\n#73 is the wide noodle stuff, I got it once but it was like half cooking oil half noodle, so never again.\n\nCombo plate is delicious and cheap, I really like it, it lets me imagine I am eating something close to a balanced meal.\n\nWARNING though... as much as I love this place, I once drank water from their dispenser and felt something brush by my teeth, and I spit out the water, looked inside and saw 3 dead bugs in it... so uhm... yeah. Might just be a rare occasion, but I never drink their water when I'm there, that's all I'll say. Regardless of that, still 4 stars. That should say something about how much I like their food! Plus, the guy is really nice to me, and it seems he is nice to everyone... so that's my experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2008-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 6, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "DnyemvueB8YeDYRu7LwILg", "text": "The menu is in English, so I wasn't 100% certain whether or not the dish I wanted was the dish I was seeing on there... so I attempted to order in Vietnamese. The guy scowled at me and asked me to repeat it. I did. He snorted and said \"I don't speak Vietnamese\" and then... just walked away from me.\n\nFunny, I would have thought that perhaps he would have allowed me the opportunity to order in English before dismissing me. I waited about two minutes as he ignored me and waited on other customers before deciding that it was really not worth it. I left without ordering.\n\nThis place can bite me.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "77UbRHNRkSmmbnfg8XHumw", "text": "$4.75 Combo Plate.  Comes with pork chops, broccoli, and a fried egg.  SO GOOD.  SO SO GOOD.  And for less than $5. Hell yeah I'd tap that again...and again...and again.\n\nThe best place in Asian Ghetto if you ask me.  Their pan fried noodles are also surprisingly good...but not GREAT.  I'm telling you...COMBO PLATE.  Just do it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2006-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AfJCoI9vYrj1lnhlNhZdfw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 7, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "VzMHsPft-u-Jnmk6sN6Kfg", "text": "Oh no...\n\nThis is the epitome of a poor student's dining. When you think of dirt poor college students who are subject to eating tasteless fast food because they cannot afford anything else, this is probably what I think of. Do yourself a favor and hop onto a bus with your bus pass and get yourself some real pho.\n\nEverything else is alright, but would probably taste the same if you had made it yourself.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "15vIisWgqdklQYCFlfjibQ", "text": "Looking at everyone else's reviews, I really wish I took advantage of their lunch menus! oh well... I mostly came here for snacks and drinks because the stuff here is way cheaper than the Walgreen's next door, and they have lots of selection even though it's a small store. It's so convenient because it's so close to campus and along the way home for most of us.  Great store! :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1C2hVY95A6tTdTt4rM_CPQ", "text": "A family owned and operated market that actually takes cards in Berkeley?! SOLD! The people are so nice and helpful, the prices are right, and they have just about anything you would need on a whim. I go here in between big grocery runs I take once a month. The deli is pretty solid as well. This is the kind of place that makes me love Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lnDP_h7cGYS3yzjkoCbtwA", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1v_i56X4RqX6ews7QYu4nw", "text": "The sandwiches are hit or miss, depending on who makes it and how they're feeling that day (the size varies as well as the quality). Sometimes it's great, and sometimes it's ... meh. I used to be a big fan of them but they've started to CHARGE EXTRA FOR CHEESE! They added tiny tiny print to their menu, so watch out for this. It was a good bit more for cheese and I was pissed when I realized it at the checkout.\n\nThe market itself is o.k. I believe the other reviews that have said the produce are on the older side. Most of the stuff seems like it's been on the shelves for awhile. I will say however, that there is a pretty amazing collection of sodas and juices here, so if you're into that this is definitely the place to go.\n\nThe service here can be kind of crappy. Sometimes they joke around with people who are regulars (or attractive, or cops), but I've also seem them start arguments with customers for no reason. I value service highly so this was a major turn off for me.\n\nSummary:\n- Prices comparable to Walgreens\n- Sandwiches are decent but they started charging more for cheese = weak\n- TONS of soft drinks\n- People who work there can be dicks sometimes", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2011-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2DsNF2b6_IPFFG52AsEmgg", "text": "Sam's has almost everything when it comes to breads and snacks and beverages.  Even my favorite Ritter's bars.  I live half a block away and it's such a relief to live near a quality market.  Still need to trek to Safeway or, better yet, Berkeley Bowl for all the fruits and the veggies.  And the prices are a little higher than average for some items, but if you live within walking distance, Sam's is totally worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3p_DpkTGxiq4-wI7uOLlBg", "text": "Stopped by Sam's right before a football game to grab a bite to eat. Everywhere else on Telegraph was pretty crowded but there was no line here, yay. We ordered the Famous Chicken Sandwich, which comes with your choice of a drink or a stamp on a stamp card. Interesting. They have one of the Coca Cola Freestyle machines here, which is pretty cool I guess. \n\nThe sandwich was a pretty good size (and it was only $6!), the chicken was a bit dry but it wasn't that noticeable because of the sauce they put on the bread and the seasonings on the chicken.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cXxAPQKKZ6JsBJr2fa7F-Q", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4sw2SWhHkt37VtbaThCuXw", "text": "THE TRUTH!!!!\n\nive been a customer since my Berkeley high days, frequenting Freds market on University. And since then i go in there for one thing and one thing only...the chicken sandwich. \n\nIm not a fan of grilled food,per se, but the onions, the bread, the meat, the lettuce, the mustard, its all a very tasty combination of warm goodness. I love it.\n\nEverything in there is expensive so if you dont mind dropping $15.00 on that sandwhich (which is huge, btw) a bag of chips and a drink, then go for it. I go here seldomly bc its pricey and omg have you tried parking up there? Yikes!!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "afTM6UlohtD8Uk_lFQmVBw", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7WPna-DQgCQjz46bOqc49Q", "text": "Try their famous chicken sandwiches.  Sad thing is that you dont get to choose your bread like many sandwich places, you just get stuck with a french roll.\n\nIt's a bit spicy from the last time I had it.  Be prepared to have a drink ready!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IOhVIAjtdGo3NZ75_fF4Qw", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8o57zqOOjsIsXDC58cPM_Q", "text": "I got a sausage breakfast burrito for lunch at $3.25 (it was to the right of where you order sandwiches). It was a little dry, but that's understandable as it was noon and it was probably made in the morning. The ingredients, which included potatoes, egg, and sausage, were good. There was a serious lack of vegetables, but for a breakfast burrito, that's acceptable.\n\nThe burrito was also large, especially considering the price. Overall, the breakfast burrito is not as tasty as the hot sandwiches are, but it's a better deal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kdku0oS1WU6xU8K-c3hWzA", "date": "2009-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8q4aj2c4QYVrMmEtu091JA", "text": "Tried the meatball sandwich today based on the Yelp reviews. It was tasty, great meatballs, tangy sauce....my only complaint is that they didn't toast it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vkD3RLOcXKO8KyFIKqZw7A", "date": "2011-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C_CCK0NM7DTKA1aJJqhX9g", "text": "Philly cheese steak. Philly cheese steak. Philly cheese steak.\n\nI was in town for the Treasure Island Music Festival, which turned out to be a weekend of complete mayhem for my friends and I. Anyway, after some questionable morning activity that sounds kind of like \"shake and bake,\" we were very hungry. Very VERY hungry.\n\nOur Berkelian host led us to this glorious place, where we proceeded to stare at the menu for what felt like an hour. It was probably more like five minutes, but that is still an abominable amount of time to be menu-staring.  In the end, we decided on philly cheese steaks.\n\nLet me set the record. I abhor sandwiches containing cheez whiz. That stuff is like cheez jizz to me... not appealing. I prefer real cheese in my sandwiches. I distinctly remember talking to someone who appeared to be the manager or owner or something about the merits of real cheese in philly cheese steaks. Sorry, cheez whiz lovers. Oh... and he was really friendly :)\n\nBack to the story. By the time we got our sandwiches and managed to walk to our other friend's place to chow down, we were freaking ravenous... but also considerably more sober.\n\nAnd that sandwich... wow. I only ate half because I split with my boyfriend, but it was plenty, and it was delicious. Crusty bread, spread with just the right amount of mayo. Layer after layer of succulent steak. REAL cheese melted between meat and onions. (I think I blacked out so many times that weekend that I cannot recall if there were peppers in my sandwich... ) But trust me. I could never forget biting into that baby. It was bliss.\n\nI cannot wait to go back. I never had a reason to visit my old friends attending Cal... but now that I know of this delightful sandwich, that may change. \n\nSam's Market reunites long lost friends. What more can I say?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4ZTjbIwRTzBD3ZDKstNMzA", "date": "2009-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "etSfeWdW-Bs9Blg196av3w", "text": "there's gotta be a reason why it's called Fred's Famous Chicken, it was delicious! Good amount of meat, great taste. The bread was kinda hard, but it was comparable to the crunch of a Vietnamese Banh Mi sandwich bread. Quality sandwich, cheap can and bottle drinks. Quick service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f129r6goFYFrp03-lXQESw", "text": "Really convenient and close to campus if you need to pick something up.  I really like their huge drink selection and their staff is very friendly!  However, they don't have a huge inventory, mainly just basic grocery items.  I'm so glad this place moved in :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Miysg8xs_1IozVOmBC7Tnw", "date": "2009-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FGZzPsUNGiL7d6bWmRoo2w", "text": "Fred's Market is a block north of where I work, and I've going there for chicken rice plates for years.  Chicken dripping with sauce, lots of food, decent price.  Then Sam's opened up a block from my apartment, and now I rarely bike out to Safeway for groceries (I will hit the new Trader Joe's on the way back from work, though).  When I'm feeling lazy, I'll also grab one of their giant breakfast burritos.  The food is a bit pricey, but it's a prime spot on Telegraph half a block from campus, so there aren't many other places to get produce around here.\n\nThe produce isn't always the freshest, however.  It's a bit of a chicken and egg problem: the less people buy produce, the longer it sits on the shelf, and less people buy it because it isn't fresh.  The high turnover and refrigerated foods are fine, but I've had issues with onions, bell peppers, avocado, etc.  Come on, people?  If more people made dinner, we could all have fresh produce just blocks away!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m6Ehq7xhtMiaUjt6VX0EnQ", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fokp1m9I7UgV8uFQ9UV3xg", "text": "I like this place. It is so convenient for the students, and quite frankly, they make really good sandwhiches. In a college town that highlights quiznos, subway, and Cheese 'n Stuff (the name pretty much explains the lack of creativity most prominent in the food) as there mainstay deli's, it was so refreshing when Sam's market opened. The sandwhiches are big, flavorful, and made pretty quick. Although sometimes the chicken is a little dry, and one time the bread tasted like a freezer, this place is great to snag a hot sandwhich in no time. Beware, no \"five dollar footlongs\"...Only seven dollar hoagies with more than one layer of meat....\"eh hemmm Subway\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M8Tt2Z5ihaTcw7lNSrYYug", "date": "2008-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_GuzY4p3q5BvXp9e8XPd4Q", "text": "I got the famous chicken sandwich and that was really delicious and very filling. I also got the fried mushrooms with it because I was really hungry but I was displeased because they were uncooked in the middle and the sandwich is enough food anyways for no matter how hungry you are.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hfKrvgheyM2K6ZzJeFjvEQ", "date": "2011-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gxgR6y6p9t-6nGt1cOcuQQ", "text": "Awww I love Sam's market. I have been a daily, faithful customer for the past 3 years. This cute little store wins my respect because the workers here are sooo friendly, the prices are decent, and the location is especially convenient if you live right by campus! \nIt fulfills mostly all my grocery needs and the wide variety of drinks is just lovely! I get my Aloe drinks from this store. \n\nAlso, the price for food here is almost ALWAYS cheaper than any equal food item at the Walgreens store nearby.  I've noticed this after trying to buy the same items at both stores for the past few years... Walgreens' prices are inflated apparently. \n\nSo if you want to buy food at walgreens, check Sam's market first, most likely it will be cheaper : )", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GZuwbGX1jNfaKR-ok1Zy_Q", "text": "This is EXACTLY what Berkeley needed, a CONVENIENT convenience store, campus-side.  Not like 7-11 convenient, like a supermarket hit by a shrink-ray convenient.  This place has so much stuff a dorm or apartment-dwelling student might need in a jam its amazing.  Their deli sandwiches are a tad expensive so I haven't gotten one yet, but I hear its good and pretty big.  They have a huge fridge with bottled drinks galore (no alcohol), and even a row with toiletries/cleaning.  Garlic stuffed spanish olives, varieties of cooking oil, chips, cinnamon sticks, semifreddi bread/donuts - the randomest things I wouldn't expect in such a small store.  They don't have a big variety of produce and the prices are kinda high, but its a small convenience store so I can't blame them - for what they have it looks decent most of the time.  They have a good dairy fridge - doesn't have everything but might have what you need if you're in a pinch.  Haven't figured out yet if they have a lunch meat deli, in addition to the sandwich bar.\n\nOnly quip is that their drink fridge isn't always cold.  Either they always load their drinks right before I take them or they're cutting back on electricity.  They don't have raw meat here - though I really don't expect that.  I'll go to safeway or the butchers across from it down college.  Otherwise this place is exactly what Berkeley needs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2008-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HYWOBPcYHpIZlD3WfZ51Uw", "text": "THIS PLACE IS AWESOME.  I took off a star because some random things are super overpriced (cereal, almond butter).  But otherwise, perfect for all your eating needs.  Good breakfast burritos.  You will seriously be full all day.  The dudes that work there are crazy nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lnD3OSvWgVTo2KfuxXrhVw", "date": "2010-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jzZOwBhf0O6eKZ12dtAEUA", "text": "I bought a breakfast burrito here at 9 a.m., and it pretty much kept me full the entire day. Plus, it was pretty cheap and tasty from what I vaguely remember after I got out of my food coma induced nap.\n\nAlso they have a pretty nice selection of soft drinks, juices and even some produce in the back.  Pretty convenient location!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "05JE69NIjTOH8WJ5fzeyVg", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KdNXLdQNzao_he_VXkXjBg", "text": "Sam's Market is the Telegraph version of Fred's which is on University Avenue. I went to Fred's for years when I worked across the street and got addicted to their delicious chicken sandwiches. The market itself is what you expect--a decent selection at reasonable prices. The have a nice selection of beer and sodas, chips and candy bars and most things you'd want from a convenience store. \n\nNow that Trader Joe's has opened up--Fred's Market is all but gone so the only place to get their chicken sandwiches is at Sam's Market on Telegraph. \n\nSam's is a better version of Fred's. There's more room, which means more of everything and it's that much closer to the college for that crowd. \n\nThe stand out is still those killer chicken sandwiches. The variable is the bread, which can vary from merely good to mind-blowing. When it's a good bread day you'll swear it's the greatest thing on earth.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "79R_GaXDG2l9PMEx0XPvkA", "date": "2012-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mByawpyrkXeJq8y6l4LGfw", "text": "Incredibly rude service and moldy food.\nNever buying from here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UhNrdJPr6wMZOZlC7XORWQ", "date": "2012-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nj71TA_nzH1XU1G4ZWBcFQ", "text": "I was so excited when this place opened up. This place is the closest super market-ish store around the campus area. I love their wide variety of drinks they have. I'm a total root beer whore and I'm slowly going through all the different brands they sell. I love their sandwiches and to go meals. The prices are really good for the portions they give you and plus you get a free drink! Can't complain about that :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9DdmpNbkoLVCsijste4eXQ", "date": "2008-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o2N9oIUx-h43uH0YkFXzTg", "text": "The cookies.  It's all about their cookies.  They make delicious, chewy chocolate chip cookies and there have been weeks in my life that I couldn't help but get one a day.  They $1.50 and amazing.\n\nTheir sandwiches are good, too.  I usually go with the meatball sub.  Delicious, very filling, and reasonably priced.  \n\nThe guys that work there are a lot of fun, too.  Always cheerful and have fun with their customers.\n\nBut remember: get one of the cookies.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jEc22i_KqNjoP0kFZoyvWg", "date": "2010-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O3jY2p4TexJxwNwsfTgojQ", "text": "Probably the best lunch counter in the campus area. Fred's Famous Chicken (with mayo, mustard, and provolone on the French bread) was an institution amongst my friends. The staff here are really friendly and love feeding people. \n\nAlso noteworthy for the ample selection of sodas.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LCf-qQqRmnm7kwWnnNsHbQ", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OoVssQ1pb1TbU-oI7d_d4Q", "text": "This place just opened up - I really like the selection that they have.  They have most everything you may need to cook simple meals, like spaghetti, soups, and ingredients for sandwiches and things.  It's clean and well stocked, unlike a lot of the little markets in the area, and it isn't incredibly crammed to the seams with stuff.  It is a great place for getting a few key ingredients without driving/walking to a larger supermarket.  I also feel that their prices are not crazy expensive, which is usually the case when you buy groceries at these little markets around campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NnsKC3MtsnAD3Jf22cuIxw", "date": "2008-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OSABStH5hjrDuxexksOy9A", "text": "Along with the weird bottled drinks (which I simply adore, and can't get anywhere else), they also sell Ritter Sport Choco-Duo chocolate. I haven't been able to find it in any other store in the area, so it's possible that they import it themselves. (The label is entirely in German.) This could be totally misguided, of course, but I think they actually do that with one of their other candy bars.\n\nIn any case, 4 stars for having an awesome selection!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V1IiWOeVx5oQzhMF7yxtQg", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OVPfS_C7hN30cwr2a5N-0w", "text": "Where would I be without Sam's? The great thing about this place is that you don't have to walk 20 minutes (if you live on campus) to the nearest grocery store, thus proving to your parents, in my case, that you're not refusing to eat again because the dining hall is still serving week-old noodles.\nSam's is located right on Telegraph by Walgreens, which makes shopping for most of us a 2-minute procedure. It's fast, the staff doesn't breathe down your neck like they often do at Walgreens - who has a poor supply of good snack foods in the first place - and they never attempt to BS you complete rearrangements of the grocery displays, which I appreciate.\nPrices can be a little steep, but it's what you pay for living a bus ride away from Trader Joe's or Grocery Outlet. \nI've never tried the sandwich bar but I hear it's fine. Drink selection is great (my only qualm is that they don't have Jones sodas). Produce is so-so and expensive, but usually worth it. Bread is always the good kind, and they don't offer the crap kind of sourdough you get from Safeway, thank god. Meat and cheeses are in good selection, too.\nThe staff, again, is always great. The guy who works there (former ponytail man, for us regulars who still don't know his name) is hilarious and jokes with almost everyone at the counter.\nI'll be coming here forever, or at least until our dining halls stop serving roadkill.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2PhBFRUiNiXdmkYoKf8brA", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s4JrH-kdRjJi5n2tdS5DjQ", "text": "Sam's has everything it needs to be a super successful grocery store: great prepared food, ultra-convenient location, friendly staff and owners and a pretty good selection of stuff (especially their cold beverages). \n\nWhile I was at Cal, I probably went to Sam's every other day after it opened. After Sufficient Grounds closed, I was in need of a good sandwich place that was more than simply a cheap deli sandwich that I could put together myself in less than 5 minutes. I decided to give Sam's a shot and tried their Famous Chicken sandwich and was hooked. It's spicy, it's flavorful, it's hearty and filling and messy to the point where I have to use a fork and a wad of napkins. I've also had their hot pastrami, which is amazing as well as their egg salad, which is truly loaded with copious amounts of egg salad. Needless to say, Sam's became my place of choice when I wanted a sandwich. \n\nWhen I wasn't grabbing lunch at Sam's, I would stop by for an Arizona Green Tea and some snacks for a long study session at the library or to keep me awake in class, or I would grab some groceries to cook dinner with on the way back to my apt. \n\nWhatever it was, Sam's always had me covered.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5EQnJI0p5Jnu0Bjhj4aaQw", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T2qxu9xstB-UQPrk22g2Fw", "text": "Rating is for the burritos.  I ordered a chicken burrito.  It was, as promised, HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE - among Sam's, Chipotle, Gordo's (super burrito), and La Burrita (super burrito), Sam's is the biggest. This is actually probably the best-deal burrito you can get - also, buy 9, get 1 free.\n\nSam's is heartier than Chipotle (no lettuce, boo), lighter than La Burrita (not as... saucey).  It has a nice mild kick to it as well.  The proportions and well-mixed-ness of the ingredients are very variable and depend on who makes the burrito.  The tortilla has grill marks on it, which is awesome.  And they grill your meat on the spot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TBOL12qyQsDsPKIHzjd8tw", "text": "I've never bought food from here, and this review is strictly for the grocery stuff\n\nFor the most part, cheaper than Walgreens next door - for items that are also found at Walgreens\nfor items NOT at Walgreens - ex produce and fruit, etc... ridiculously expensive IMO\nbut it's sold in small quantity and right  at the core of campus southside traffic..\n\nNot the most friendly staff/owner people there either ... \nbut I go there for the random energy drinks,", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0LwN37IQHOPTSpVTmG1eKQ", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Te0K-8p4TWE6zvJX47hsqg", "text": "I bought some fruit and a cheese steak sandwich the other day.  Man I really regret doing that.  Their oranges were not fresh at all.  In fact they were almost rotten.  I threw them away after I peeled them.  And how are you going to sell cheese steak sandwich and charge 75 cents for CHEESE?!? WTF?  The sandwich was mediocre at best.  Overall I don't see myself going there anytime soon, maybe never.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-LwhRFR6sSg0v-UcTswj7Q", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uycdVh-5ytVRIJEQRyFBwA", "text": "Part of my \"Two Meals for $7 or Less Next to Campus\" Category\nHuge food for cheap!\nI love their sandwiches, but you must order them on French Roll, because the quantity of ingredients is for some strange reason entirely proportionate to the size of bread you order the sandwich on. In other words, sliced rye = small sandwich, and french roll = huge sandwich, same price.\n$5 gets you a gigantic cold sandwich, probably 2 or 3 times as much sandwich as you would get at Subway next door. That means 2 meals for $5. I call that a great deal. $6 for hot sandwiches, including the Chicken Shawarma Sandwich, a glory of cultural fusion. \"I thought Shawarma's were wrapped in lavosh!\" you say. But this is a special Shawarma/Sandwich hybrid with the fixins of a Shawarma on a French Roll (always French Roll, see above!!) and with a cheese of your choice.\n\nOther bonuses:\n - tasty juices\n - groceries, across the street from campus\n - logs of goat cheese for under $6, a rare find. Combined with \"everything\" crackers this is an unstoppable combo of deliciousness.\n -Nice people, family-run and friendly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Oz2uL2Z44iBB2P1DVVckhQ", "date": "2009-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wcvDFXcAL6mqn-B91RDz9g", "text": "This place has a pretty good selection of both deli food and groceries. Their sandwiches are especially delicious, and the portions are huge - they usually last me about two meals. You should also check out their drink selections, they have sodas and other drinks that I haven't seen for years!  The employees there are all very friendly, although sometimes when there are a lot of customers things will get a bit confusing when you're trying to order your food. I'm so happy this place finally opened though, it's so much better than waiting in line at the neighboring Walgreens for food that isn't nearly as good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YlnOzp45KWr1-VGN1WIJoA", "date": "2008-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wJxx_A0A6surHiFBY4af-A", "text": "I love going to Sam's in the middle of the day to just grab a snack or meander through the food isles.  They have a wide range of snack foods, produce, frozen foods, ice cream, and ethnic foods for such a small store, so you never really know what you'll find there!  \n\nTheir sandwiches are great and really really cheap.  I would especially recommend their hot chicken sandwich or their hot pastrami sandwich.  The wait is normally a little bit longer than you might expect, so don't expect to get your order in two minutes.  Place your sandwich order first, go wander around to get your snacks and a drink, come back and pay for everything, and then your sandwich will probably be ready for pick-up.  Their fries are also delicious, and one order fills up an entire take-out box.\n\nAs people have mentioned, their cookies are absolutely amazing.  Crispy on the outside, chewy on the inside, and completely loaded with chocolate chunks.  If you haven't had it, try it, and if you have tried it, you're probably like me and stop by at least once a week just to pick one up.  Be prepared for the oil/butter to seep through the bag, though!  So make sure you get the wax paper sheets with your cookie.  Mmmm....\n\nThe people here are also so friendly and helpful.  So next time if you're just looking for milk, cookies, candy, chips, etc. that you might have gone into Walgreens for, duck into Sam's and support this great little store!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QwXpGYoZ4eUE4Bp_sQWj2Q", "date": "2010-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wp3Ce9w3pFCXxkSSYSO-qA", "text": "HUGE sandwiches. I've yet to finish one of these monstrosities in one sitting. Being a quickie-mart, everything else in this place is probably overpriced. Can't complain about the sandwiches though. It's kinda just a mess of meat, cheese, and sauce with slightly stale bread that's only chewable due to the first two. Tastes rather average, but there's so much of it...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dRSz0aNLiHOPp4sU5dms5g", "date": "2009-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WY8rne8somJTjcpcCGGHUw", "text": "I usually come here for the sandwiches. It's a decent size, I think about a foot long, and tastes pretty good too. Slowly working my way to that free sandwich...\n\nPrices are kinda high, but after being forced to buy things on campus and at the Bear Market, everything else seems alright to me. They have a nice selection of drinks and the huge loafs of sourdough french bread they have are great too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ce1pzEZtUKA_ug_NoMv51Q", "date": "2010-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WYCPypNZNgmDBe6oJ7scMw", "text": "The Sandwiches totally rock and they're HUGE! Try Fred's Chicken. Six bucks and you'll be completely full. Full Deli and plates available.  No place to sit, but it's worth it.\n\nProduce is cheap. It's convenient for students who don't have a car, who don't want to journey to safeway, and who don't want to pay $$$$ at andronico's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7DHGODkLX8XJKX2BzubLEg", "date": "2008-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wyeIpP8s9pHNW0glTiVIjg", "text": "Sam's Market is THE BEST. I would literally go in here at least once a day because they have EVERYTHING you need. \n\nThere was a semester that I came in everyday during finals to get my daily dose of ONION RINGS. Mmm just thinking about them is making my mouth water. And their PHILLY CHEESESTEAK and HOT PASTRAMI sandwich yummmm. Plus, they have fresh produce, ingredients for baking, super cheap spices, my favorite ito en teas... really, everything you need. I almost forgot, BEER AND WINE TOO! What more can you ask for?? Ooh and cutting the egg cartons in half... genius!\n\nPlus, the guys are super nice and friendly. I love to take my dog to Sam's, so whenever I didn't have her with me, Ramy would ask where she was :) Everybody who works there makes you feel really welcome. Such a cute, happy family. I love it!\n\nObviously they can't match some of the prices you might find at a supermarket, but you're supporting a local business :) and you can't beat the convenience of having a market across from campus. \n\nI miss Sam's Market!!\n\nP.S. Someone wrote that their bread was moldy within a couple days. I experienced the same thing (I think because I bought the loaf on a rainy day). But I just brought it back in, explained the situation, and exchanged it for a new one with no problems :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qdj7aevI-1oSal4Db4XZSg", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X1bb-o42xUB0x5DQxI2svw", "text": "I haven't tried the deli here, but they have one of the biggest beverage selections in the area, and now they have a Coca-Cola freestyle! Orange Coke is good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Lo71ebI_B5R2l2QdLtP9HQ", "date": "2010-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z6lEa7Y3CvooVLoVri3l6g", "text": "Relatively large sandwiches for 6$, the reuben had a very satisfying amount of meat on it, and the famous chicken was enormous and great. They have a good beer selection but you cant break six packs, which is kind of useless. A great oddball soda collection too.\n\nThe employees here are probably the most dramatic and stressful mini mart staff I've ever encountered, they always seem to be yelling at eachother or customers or getting heated up about something. You know, in the \"ive had a hard life this business is my life now and Im running it how I want, service doesn't matter, life was hard in my country\" kind of way. While I was there I'm pretty sure one of the staff yelled at another staff member to never serve one customer who was looking at yogurt for too long, I wish I were kidding. Also, never complain about the prices or you could get banned for life (I may be kidding about this, but I'm too scared to test it). \n\nIf you don't mind that though, this place provides a third sandwich option in the area with a great selection and portioning that makes Toaster Oven across the street obsolete (since their sandwiches also cost a little more than subway but are substantially smaller). Needless to say, no one should ever have to go to the Subway on the corner. Also now that andronicos closed this is the only place on southside where you can buy mushrooms and occasionally kale. Which is pretty noteworthy. But they didn't have bay leaves. This disappointed me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z9GhLuFBX7gC7ipEgKZZGw", "text": "Great business near campus. Their deli sandwiches are the bomb! Both the Famous Chicken and Famous Steak hot sandwiches are awesome. My preference leans towards the steak.\n\nThey also have a pretty good selection of hard to find sodas in glass bottles. \n\nThe guys who work here are great! They like getting to know their customers. Sam's market really cares about the students, their main customers, so I will continue to frequent this place despite the slight premium you may be paying. Honestly, the selection of sodas and quality makes it worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t0oG_WsVBJSKS5DQtStK-A", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zMOqUBGrTbvOzJbMmddToA", "text": "I like this place caus they stock a ton of DRINKS on one side of the wall and a lot of produce/deli food too! And the guys working are pretty nice! \n\nUnfortunately, you have to buy at least $5 worth of stuff in order to use credit card.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zNs4Dd77CMd6fa6l_O3GVQ", "text": "I love to come here since it super close to campus. It is way closer than any other grocery store. The same people pretty much work there so they can recognize you if you are a regular. They don't have the best selection, but they do have all of the essentials.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6cft3MX0arlaAegBNuWU6A", "text": "I guess all the positive reviews are coming from people who went there for the sandwich shop, which seems okay.\n\nAll of the groceries here are nearly expired or already expired, and the shop its self is filthy and unorganized.\n\nThe workers are the worst part, they're extremely nice to regular customers, but they're unbelievably rude to new customers.  I came here after class to grab a drink, and I didn't have any cash on me.  When I got to register and handed the guy my card, he told me it was a $3 minimum.  I told him that merchants aren't allowed to impose a minimum for a Mastercard, if they accept the card, then they need to serve all Mastercard holders.  He immediately started yelling at me and said he's charged 50 cents for each credit transaction, so how about he just permanently refuses service to me instead.  He went from 0 to yelling and threatening me in 10 seconds, I was really surprised since he had been so nice to the regulars.  I told him refusing service to me because I was following the merchant agreement was also a violation of the merchant agreement, I didn't want there to be a problem over such a stupid thing.  He told me to go talk to the owner, who gave me a ridiculous excuse, saying that it's not a $3 charge to the Mastercard, it's a $3 purchase requirement to be allowed to use a credit card.  I was tired of being yelled at and lied to, so I just went next door to Walgreens and reported Sam's to Mastercard.\n\nStay away from this place, there are better places to get sandwiches around campus, and there are cheaper places to shop where you don't have to worry about a fridge full of expired milk and rotten eggs the day after you buy them.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "5hTA2AP_CtC7cCz2mocWDA", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BufFxXC6h0SmegMDPqrbXw", "text": "I still remember when Sam's Market first opened its doors. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw their products. I spent a good half hour just combing the aisles looking at all the things I hadn't seen for years, especially their wall of refrigerated drinks.\n\nTheir deli has expanded to offer hot sandwiches, burritos, whole roast chickens, and a giant fridge full of cheeses, sandwich meats, cakes, and cold dishes. They even have burgers now that come with fries. You can't go wrong with the chicken sandwich though. If you're up for a challenge, I recommend getting a burrito. If you think you've seen big, imagine a burrito with LaBurrita length and Chipotle girth. Sure, their meat and topping selection isn't as great as Chipotle, but for $5, you can get all the rice, meat, beans, salsa, and guac (actually it's more like avocado spread) you want.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mxHT8lnR6mnPR0RTZgpkLg", "text": "I've never had the food here, but it is one of the few places with the MEXICAN glass bottle pure-cane sugar Cokes. Woohoo! Those things are so hard to find, and so good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QM4w8DmCiMYIst1_PpKoiA", "date": "2009-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r2h7pYb31_E-0TcBCijKAA", "text": "Sam's Market for me is about two things: hot sandwiches and soda selection.\n\nTwo things = TWO STARS\nThe sandwich is 6.99 for large portions of meat and a nice number of toppings, even though the bread is a little tough to chew through. I generally get the cheese steak because their sandwiches are a nice alternative to the not so Mexican burrito restaurant across the street. I still haven't tried Fred's Chicken yet, so update coming on that soon.\n\nWith the soda selection, it generally blows my mind when I get past the usual sodas you see at other markets. If you're a cream or orange soda fanatic, there's about six or seven types to try that may be on the bit pricier side but hey, curiousity killed my wallet (sigh, goodbye, Mr. Washingtons).\n\nThe other TWO STARS?\nTheir bleep bleep bleeping awesome service. Getting the sandwich/soda is half the battle. Paying for it is the other. Whether they're making fun of their cousins or lamenting why the 49ers kind of suck right now, they're really cool people. Their voices have inflections, they have emotions, they care about how your sandwich was from when you last came in... crap, Rami (sp?) went all Barney Stinson and started talking about Lebanese girls. I think the amount of laughter I get before I walk out the door helps me a bit more hungrier.\n\nNice people who serve nice food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Cq1dduj0gU-4UjxKffKoXA", "date": "2010-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tAQ9RuIaQui0hAfh29hbMg", "text": "the produce here looks scary but the deli sandwiches are not bad. for about $4.99 you get about a 10 inch turkey sandwich with lettuce, tomato and onion (cheese is an extra $0.75). a bit overpriced, but its very convenient to the berkeley campus (corner of bancroft and telegraph). oh, theres a sign that says you get a free drink with any deli order. make sure to mention that and you, too, can get a free arizona pomegranate green tea.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u04bPhD0_jinLn6WBEwWMA", "text": "Sam's has its flaws, that's for sure. It's not as expensive as Andronico's, but it still has some very expensive groceries. The milk they sell may be extremely close to its expiration date (or in one case, expired already).\n\nHowever, their vegetables are great, the prices on milk, eggs, and veggies are fantastic, and the workers are fun people just to chat with. Location is great for running in and out, and I've bought more than one hangover cure there in a hurry.\n\nJust watch expiration dates and avoid the very expensive products (chips, cereal, frozen goods).\n\nThe deli food is good, very large, lots of leftovers, but I mostly use Sam's as a place to make my own food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ESS6anxjAYrw1TNe7ww8wg", "date": "2009-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vHj-6VsnvqZHuF1IcgZwWQ", "text": "I'm a student, obviously, and I work on campus nearby. I've always passed this place on my way to class, a quick trip to the pizza joints nearby, or a zip into Walgreens. It wasn't until today that I finally made my trip into Sam's and I'm glad that I did. \n\nThis past week, I've noticed that a lot of my coworkers have been getting food on the breaks from Sam's. It started off with one or two of my coworkers coming back with great looking sandwiches. Interest soon aroused throughout the office and we all began to be fans of Sam's. The sandwiches are a hit with the office and although I didn't get one because I wasn't too hungry at the time, I did make a mental note to come back and definitely have a go. The sandwiches are a big hit because they are very filling and tasty. My coworkers were literally licking their fingertips so that must say something. For $6, a sandwich doesn't seem like too much of a setback given that I've sort of come to expect a sandwich or meal just to cost in that area. \n\nThe sides are $3 and I love them. My coworkers have been coming back with onion rings and there was a fair amount; it was definitely worthwhile. Like I said earlier, I wasn't that hungry and I do love to eat hot and spicy food. I decided to give their hot fries a try. While the ordering process was a bit disorganized and the guy working the counter didn't interact with me at all after I said, \"Spicy fries please,\" the food did please. What the guy at the deli lacked, the cashier definitely made up for. While I was waiting for my spicy fries, the cashier quickly chatted me up. We were talking about random going ons, what I study at Cal, the general area, and food. He said that the spicy fries would not leave me disappointed and we started talking about Man v. Food, which was definitely interesting, eventful, and pretty fun. My spicy fries were great by the way. They were homemade-cut potatoes. The spiciness was provided by a mix of a spicy red powder pepper and some smaller peppers similar to what you slap on a slice of pizza; he shook the container and although it didn't look pleasing, my taste buds did beg to differ. It was hot, spicy, and tasty! \n\nI did have a look at the groceries because it is convenient to have something so close by. We all know that it's a pain to go to Andronico's, Safeway, or Berkeley Bowl. We all know that Bear Market and all the other Cal quickie-marts are a rip, especially when you move out of the dorms and don't have meal points to spend recklessly. Sam's Market is actually competitively priced but I wouldn't buy my groceries here. I think the problem is that they're a mom and pop store and so they do just charge retail and can't give too many sales without getting kicked on the profits side like all the other large grocery chains can. It will be generally more expensive but not by too much. It's do-able but when I'm watching out for every buck, I will pass on buying some things here.\n\nSam's, you rock! I will give it five stars and I don't give out that rating a lot either.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2009-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WcGRjQusAsoNX36SW0F4DQ", "text": "I want to give you a 5 but I cant. This place is awesome...all except the produce which kinda sucks. I wanted to make a stirfry and it was a fail walking in there and seeing wilted veggies. They have AMAZING drink sections, the people that work there are WONDERFUL. I have been a faithful customer for 3 years...and they are always sooo nice...sorry for not giving you a 5...i just couldnt cause of the produce section...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WCmh2E5RVROxJSl3BdzRDA", "text": "5 Stars for THE BIGGEST burritos I have ever seen in my life. Their burritos put chipotle to shame, without any additional fees for guacamole or anything else. Oh and their meat is marinated really well; it is spicy and full of intense flavor. I do not know if their super burrito is on the menu, but if you ask for it, they will make it. WATCH them make it...it is really crazy how much they pack into one burrito. It lasts me two meals.\n\nI created a yelp account just to spread the word. Buy their Super Burrito and you will be pleasantly surprised, like me!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4Hsp4jSpB2EQYzbag8BKuw", "date": "2009-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x17xDkaPR8cfV0d4ge4iGw", "text": "Much more extensive selection of groceries than the Walgreens next door.  Lots of tasty vegan snacks available here.  Their soda selection is also awesome!  They have both Mexican Coke AND Mexican Pepsi (made with real sugar instead of high-fructose corn syrup), plus a lot of other interesting glass bottle soda that you just don't see anywhere else.  Everything is reasonably priced and the cashiers are always friendly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ggBO9hIm71yISlyndU2kqQ", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yc70LNFco4aaSa7M-ACWgg", "text": "If you're a small girl like me, you will be full the ENTIRE DAY from eating a sandwich from Sam's. And if you're an average dude, or a fat meathead, maybe you can chow down at least another the same day. I swear today's epic four hour nap was a result of eating the Famous Fred's chicken sandwich. It was about time I tried something from the deli. It was tasty, portions extremely generous--loads of chicken hot off the grill, melted cheese, caramelized onions, the works.\n \nI'm always in there anyway grabbing something quick from produce if I don't have time to go to an actual market or pacing the aisle of drinks. Glorious selection of drinks by the way. At least in my experience, I can only find Leninade in specialty stores. Plus, the people working behind the counter are always friendly and awesome, striking up convos here and there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JK_g9pwwfdC_hkV0Ufw_8w", "text": "Groceries are all marked-up for their convenient next to campus factor.. but everything is also much closer to their expired/moldy date -- I bought a loaf of bread.. I found mold on it 3-5 days later... \n\nWon't be back for groceries.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RugiruRsLxooWa5aE5Z5lg", "date": "2010-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "gbxOct93v-TV91gJV4mH0A", "text": "The sandwiches are a decent price.  $4.99 for a cold one and $6.99 for a hot one.  The menu is real bare and the guy behind the deli counter (older gentleman) could use better customer service skills.  Speaks a bit harsh as if you should understand the menu within seconds of walking in there.  He tricks you into asking if you want cheese, which is extra, but is not mentioned on the menu.  \n\nThe sandwiches we had were pretty good, but the quality control could use some work.  We ordered 1 chicken sandwich and 2 roast beef.  The chicken was really good, but the 2 roast beef had different amounts of meat on the inside.  One sandwich was overflowing and the other one could barely cover the bread.  They also offer different types of bread, but will only give you the french roll for the hot sandwiches?  Something like the the other breads cannot handle it (I wish I could provide a better answer, but like I said earlier, I could not really understand this mario brothers looking character).  \n\nA huge positive at this place is the customer service at the front of the grocery store.  Those two guys are hilarious and give off that local business feel.  Really personable and cool to talk to.  \n\nI would go back here as the food is not pricey, its quick and pretty tasty.  They also have a pretty good selection of random snacks and produce in the back of the store.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PkWAYvkhhn03NBB_6i2TkQ", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sac6ivl8LkZiBrIgcNaT4w", "text": "Sandwiches here are awesomely delicious! My favorites are the Pastrami & Provolone and the Famous Chicken sandwiches! The portions are super generous and will definitely keep you full if you're looking for a sandwich meatier/more flavorful than Subway's and less expensive than Toaster Oven across the street. I've also occasionally gotten their breakfast burritos, which will definitely will keep you full for a long time if need be. There isn't much to the burritos usually other than a bunch of potatoes, eggs, shredded cheese, and your choice of meat, but it's decent. I'd recommend eating it relatively quickly too if you can because the burrito doesn't taste as good once it's more lukewarm.\n\nWhile I usually come here for the sandwiches, the market's got a ton of grocery items including fresh fruits and veggies in the back of the store. There's also a pretty cool soda machine in the front that features a ton of soda flavors. \n\nThe staff here is great and the family that runs the business is super friendly and welcoming! They always make sure that each and every customer is able to find what they need or if they had any trouble at all. Try their sandwiches!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_4ivf3hN0FnofSmGLjOT7w", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-dBtKpjn44uC7DJBl5dw6w", "text": "So, my co-workers used to go to Fred's Market on University all the time, mainly for the chicken sandwiches.\n\nI loved the sandwiches, but Fred's? Not so much. Maybe it was just University Ave. location or the fact that it was overrun by high school students much of the time, but it always seemed under-stocked and under-cleaned. I felt bad for the family that owned the place.\n\nEnter: Sam's Market on Telegraph.\n\nI go to Sam's all the time, because I love those chicken sandwiches, and I think the owners are great people. They have one of the best selections of off-brand sodas in Berkeley (Stewart's, Boylan's, Faygo, you name it) and they have a great selection of candy, to boot. (Man, I love Hi-Chew!) \n\nSeriously, the week would seem off if I didn't pay at least one visit to Sam's.\n\nP.S. Dude who gets annoyed the guy at the counter tries chatting with you while you're listening to your iPod? Get a clue: Wearing an iPod when you're paying for something is just plain rude, and you're the one that's annoying.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UFJXNe7TykBo6tALKNNSPQ", "date": "2011-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "_sDGsXcTUZq1SZrHwt7Trg", "text": "\"Like all burritos, when the burrito was made, it was inspected. If it had been sickly or mis-shapen, it would have been discarded. By the time it could stand, it was baptised in the fire of combat, taught never to retreat, never to surrender...Sam's, the effing biggest burrito Berkeley had ever known.\"\n\nSo, La Burrita burritos are sorta regular-sized with a more length than width. Chipotle burritos are like bricks - super fat and short.\n\nSam's is a combination of the two. IT'S A HUGE LONG BRICK OF A BURRITO AHHHHHHHH. I had always wondered how their burritos are since it's just a deli, but DAMN IT'S PRETTY GENEROUS. You can only get chicken (same as their chicken sandwich meat mmmm) or beef (I'll try this today), but you can get as much fixings as you want on it (cheese, beans, rice, salsa, guac, sour cream etc..\n\nFOR $5.\n\nThis is the most incredible deal ever for value. Sure you don't have cilantro-rice, corn salsa, or chips, but this burrito itself is something else...You'll have to get it to believe me. I had it for the first meal of the day at 3pm, and I couldn't finish it....I'm quite an eater too.\n\nIt's not the super-best tasting thing ever, but I'll have it over La Burrita. If you're partial to Chipotle's taste, you might not enjoy it here, but for the value - it's hard to beat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2009-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J1k6LoQaQpGp82sFhVYlyA", "text": "I'm pretty sure its a family-owned business because it's always the same guys and their father/mother at the register. They're so sweet! I'm giving Sam's 5 stars just because every time I come here the guy recognizes me and now knows my major and asks me about classes. They always try to strike up a conversation and ask about life. \n\nThey have great sandwiches! Another thing is that there aren't really any close supermarkets around the immediate Berkeley campus area without having to go a little ways, but Sam's usually has the basics I need for baking or any other little get togethers.\n\nThey have drinks, spices, frozen foods, baked goods, etc that you can chooose from!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9lzYc-OrkZ9Iz3enr1NKjw", "text": "If you were to ever to go to Walgreens, try this place first.  They are extremely nice and honest.  I went in to buy ChapStick and the lady who owns the place actually told me the best thing to use is olive oil and not the products I am buying from them because it only makes my lips more dry.  The only downside to this place is the fact that they do not sale hard liquor.  Otherwise, best place ever for a night time beer run.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LN9hQPW5zrCg8Dp6EhJkEQ", "text": "Previous posting for establishment so this review is about the grub I got today.\n\nHot Pastrami sammy on french roll (no onions, mayo and lettuce) totaling ~$7.\n\nI'm pretty sure that it's not healthy but dang it's helllla good! Jos\u00e9 knows how to cook it right! \n\n+ Lotsa' meat, savory when hot\n+ Tomatoes are NOT bland\n+ Fresh french rolls\n+ Takes less than 5 minutes (Dino works the register like a madman)\n+ Frequent buyer's card (getting 7 stamps = free sammy OR plate)\n\nFinal Call:\nThis IS my sandwich of choice at Sam's. Friendly service + a buyer's card means I'll be eating a lottttta hot sammmies!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "yFeb4VyaPc2ZAh_294Ww5Q", "text": "The bacon breakfast burritos are actually a good deal since they are only $3.99 and are probably 2000 calories. They are available until late afternoon.\n\nPretty decent place. It's a bit pricey for a corner store but the deli is good quality. I recommend the chicken shawarma sandwich.\n\nThe guy at the counter usually tries to chat with me or make jokes, which is kinda annoying since I'm usually listening to my ipod.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uFr1TGesI53Yb4pvZZkB_A", "date": "2011-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r2K1ekvmZf-8C94QcMD1eA", "text": "What a disappointment. I went there to grab a sandwich between classes and I cant believe how lame it is. \n\nThere is tons of mayonnaise, one skimpy piece of wilted lettuce and a mushy piece of a tomato, not even a full slice covering less than a quarter of my sandwich. \nThe turkey tastes like luchable meat from those poor quality prepackaged lucnhes in elementary school and I asked for pepperoncinis on the sandwich (since they only give you one on the side) and they give me two instead, on the side and not in the sandwich. \n\nI will never go back ot this place again, One of the most bland and disappointing sandwiches I've ever had.\n\nThe 1 star is for the cashiers who are very nice.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "PgJ1XmHFUclVJODHsSopZQ", "date": "2010-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "spAE6sz4EUlEUOpXq0hvlQ", "text": "What a superb store.  Not only do they draw throngs of students lured in by the amazing-smelling chicken sandwiches (and full deli of falafel, piroshki, spanikopita, hummus, tabouli, grilled veg, meat salads), but for MY purposes they offer an astonishing selection of groceries --for great prices.  How do they do it??  I have even bought heads of romaine, celery, and fresh herbs here: not only are they priced as low as Berkeley Bowl, but they are huge and fresh too! None of this shady minimart produce, no no.\n\nTheir milk and eggs are also a staple for me, and you'll see in the fridge case as throughout the rest of the store that not only does Sam's stock everything you need,they stock it in at least two, often three, varieties: organic, non-organic, made-in-Mexico; or plain, lowfat, enriched; or vanilla, dragonfruit, goji berry...  Further, their odd little treats tucked around the store lend a treasure-trove feeling to the place. Ooh! Halva sticks -- never saw those before. Ahh! Lebanese cheese -- cooool.  Hey! Rose water, four kinds of tortilla chips, twenty-four kinds of hot sauce, twice as many organic chocolate bars....\n\nFinally, the family that runs this place is utterly charming.  I love them.  They always greet with a smile, ask what I'm cooking with my motley assortment of groceries, check through customers efficiently. Sam's, I *heart* you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wPSTKDL2Y-yfYsWRrzE1tA", "date": "2009-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wNsf5ZjnwV7t09vkGTzRpw", "text": "Just to put this up front, I don't come here for the deli or prepared food. When Walgreen's lacks a food item, I come here. It's the best option seeing that Safeway and other larger supermarkets are much too far away. They have a good variety of goods, though priced higher than normal, as mentioned in reviews before me. However, when you're desperate to make soup on a chilly day or want a snack of pita bread and hummus, it's easy to come here since it's on the way for most who are unfortunate, like me, to live on Southside. As for the staff from the store, they need to learn to take a step back from chitchatting it up. Yes, it's nice that they're trying to get personal. But the creepy guys keep making comments about what I purchase. I don't need a commentary on a box of tea.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UyuQkwXx4jjOx2akmOau4w", "date": "2009-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_JpjqJ7KfE-Nxy-_qkV1qQ", "text": "I can simply describe this place as a super amazing 7-11. The items like groceries and hygiene are a bit on the more expensive side, which is akin to a 7-11. There's nothing new or special about that.\n\nBut their deli counter is actually quite delicious and reasonably priced. Hot sandwiches are $6 with an extra 75 cents for cheese. I know that may sound pricey to some when Cheese n Stuff is right around the corner, but their bread is filling and the pastrami sandwich is always just the right temperature. You can also purchase schwarmas and various sides as well. You can watch them cook everything, even though ordering is a disorganized mess, and they are relatively quick getting everything back to you. Nothing is too unreasonably priced, they give sides in large quantities, and meals are filling.\n\nI have to hand it to them: that's one aspect in which they totally beat out 7-11.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2008-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "IshPBnBFVDYnWThGbvnFdQ", "text": "For a small, family-owned joint, Sam's Market has a FANTASTIC selection of items guaranteed to satisfy all of your last-minute grocery needs.  They carry just about any/every bottled/canned beverage I could possibly ever think to buy, and have supplied me with many a bottle of Perrier or Arizona Iced Tea before heading to the library for a study sesh.  Their produce selection is pretty limited, but they do carry most of the basics - I once was able to find all of the ingredients necessary for peach cobbler at Sam's.  Sam's also carries a huge variety of pretty obscure snack food items. (Digestive biscuits, anyone?) OH, and really quite an impressive selection of cup noodles-- after all, it is 30 yards away from the front of a university campus. \n\nAlthough I can't speak for the deli items, the packaged rotisserie chicken definitely did the job for this starving, newly-moved in college kid's first meal in her apartment! \n\nThe staff is super friendly - my only criticism is that they dont accept plastic for charges of under $7.  it's pretty fair, just inconvenient for those of us who never carry around any cash :)  yay sam's!  shop here!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yhkIIcLx7h-FFWAzdgOCsA", "date": "2009-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TJlow2qj6_j9GpHmG0UeFA", "text": "I LOVE YOU, SAM'S MARKET!  The hot sandwiches here are so amazing and the people that work here are so friendly.  \n\nOnce, I was ordering for a friend and I was reading the menu to her (she was on the phone with me) and I asked if she wanted a meatball sub.  The guy behind the sandwich counter looked me in the eye and then shook his head.  GOOD LOOKIN' OUT!  So instead, I got her the Phily cheesesteak and she LOVED it.  I usually get the chicken sandwich, which is a well seasoned shredded chicken on a french roll with your choice of cheese and lettuce plus tomato.  It comes with a spear of pickle on the side as well.\n\nThis place is so convenient, as it is very close to campus and you can get a yummy lunch here (without resorting to Subway sandwiches if you want a cheap sandwich) or pick up a few veggies that you don't want to trek all the way to Safeway for.  The prices are reasonable and even though the lines can be long at times, they always go pretty fast and the cashiers are always so nice and friendly you can't be grumpy with them.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ljew0fkvWyeCQn1-MgmjJA", "text": "DELI:\n\nGrab extra napkins; you'll need them. That is, if you came for a sandwich. If you didn't come for a sandwich, stop and get a sandwich.\n\nThe sandwiches are big, and chicken is the mainstay. Whatever juices the meat is marinated will probably end up on your face, and the grilled onions -- oh man, I love grilled onions. Maybe you'll try some pastrami or a reuben once in a while, but you'll inevitably feel like you're being unfaithful. Even at around $7 with cheese, this is one of the better sandwich values around campus. (You get a pickle on the side!)\n\nAlso crucial is the sandwich stamp card; it's 10 stamps for one free sandwich, and you'll feel like a boss when you finally trade one in. (The card is also good on burgers and burritos; we'll get to those in a second.)\n\nMajor marks down for the grab-and-go breakfast burritos. These are very large and very dry. Avoid these.\n\nEven marks for the regular burritos, which aren't exactly the best around. The steak is the thinly sliced sort that goes in sandwiches and I'm pretty sure it's straight hot sauce instead of salsa. Thing is, they're even BIGGER than the sandwiches. If you eat one for lunch, you probably won't need dinner. They're useful when you need a break from all the sandwiches you've bought. Former Cal DE Cameron Jordan once named the burrito as a favorite, and he stands at 6-foot-4, 283 pounds. (I'll assume he ate dinner after.) He's also about to picked in the first round of the NFL Draft.\n\nBurgers are a great get as long as you're not too set on frills. They're fairly simple, but the beef patty is thick and the sesame seed buns bookend the whole thing nicely. Some fries come on the side too. (Sidenote: Spicy fries are good to get as a full side, as well as jalapeno poppers. The former works better if you're sharing.)\n\nMARKET:\n\nSolid enough, and convenient. It probably won't have everything you need or want, but it does in a pinch. The prices are fair for the most part, but you can always check the Walgreen's next door too if there's a significant difference.\n\nIt does carry a fantastic array of sodas and some harder to find candies/chocolates. Some homemade baklava and/or banana bread is usually tempting you as you check out. I have not tried these, but they do look appetizing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NuRMo-aLVzvBl1HKDngEgA", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "scCNI-YPD-01WnonWSzFSA", "text": "I got fooled! Everybody mentioned in their reviews that the sandwiches were GINORMOUS. GINORMOUS they were NOT. One hot day, I was feeling hungry yet not hungry (my most hated feeling) and decided to *gasp* share a sandwich with someone else (I usually never share! DELICIOUS FOOD ALL MINE!). I heard their sandwiches here were BIG and I read on Yelp were BIG, so I figured in my not-so-hungry state, it would be enough.\n\nFALSE. The sandwiches were only larger than average, not HUGE. Do not be deceived. Its smaller than Subway foot-long subs sold around the corner, which I can finish easy in one sitting.\n\nThe sandwich was only OK. The french bread tore up my mouth a bit because its was hard (thats what she said), although thats usually the case for me with any french bread. I would say I won't ever come back here, but ever since Sufficient Grounds closed, I'm a little short on sandwich choices. Maybe I'll try something that changes my mind here, who knows. I'm not betting on it though.\n\nAs a side note, they carry a bunch of other convenience store stuff too, as they are, well, a market after all. Never tried their produce/fruit stuff in the back, but they DO have a good selection of drinks (foreign drinks and even mexican coke I think).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2010-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "MD_ARmo5j-YVC2rmoNX2EQ", "text": "*Note: may be a biased review since I was an employee\n\n*Note 2: Christina B. mentioned the free drinks deal with the deli order. That was our beginning promotion because we had a lot, and I do mean A LOT, of cases of the plastic Arizona bottles. We pretty much just wanted to get rid of them, so that's why they came with the drinks. It's a nice promotion, but until we get a lot of cases for a really cheap price, I don't know when the next free drink will be.\n\n*Note 3: We've had some people ask about all the deli charges. Basically it comes down to this: If it's a cold sandwich, it's just $4.99, no tax. If you order anything hot, we gotta tax it. The cheese, for 75 cents more, is not taxed. (They've been meaning to get a new deli sign and I keep telling them to make the cheese charge a little more prominent)\n\nPros:\n- A great deli. If you get anything on a roll, it will definitely fill you very quickly. The chicken sandwich is a must. They even sell roasted chicken either by the whole or half and those are delicious too.\n- An eclectic mix of drinks. I love the Looza nectar and the very random soda bottles.\n- It sells produce that gets delivered M-F.\n- It's very convenient for those who don't want to go far to Safeway and don't want to spend tons of money at Whole Foods, Andronico's, or Berkeley Bowl.\n- One banana will not cost you 75 cents on your way to school or work in the morning.\n- They are in the process of fixing the shawarma machine.\n- There is a really cute cashier who works there and is very friendly. If you're short a penny or two, she will let you go. (I think this is where the biased part comes in. *ahem*)\n\nCons:\n- Some of the items sell at retail price, not at a nice discounted price that you can find at the big companies like Walgreens or Safeway. The cereal boxes are at least $4.00 and as high at $6.00.\n- Sandwich prices? Sure, $6.00 for a hot sandwich (not including tax) and the extra 75 cents for cheese may be a lot to some people, but take my word for it: order it on a roll (since the bread fills you up quickly) and you will see how much you can eat of that whole sandwich.\n- No seating. For now anyway.\n\nWe're getting good business; people like our deli and they like our convenient location. We may be getting the liquor license at some point and I hear from those who shop at Fred's on University, they stock really fun and an eccentric mix of alcohol.\n\nP.S. They are going to keep the Rexall sign as a part of history. The place that was there before Sam's actually wasn't even Rexall; it was called Blue Heaven. At and some point before that, there was a soda pop diner called Foley's... thus the name of the deli.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3ideE5jonMsCk9HsO2HT2g", "date": "2008-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 6, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O6ony286F5XCgTEpUqHPZg", "text": "Ordering is a big disorganized, but Sam's Market has a cool variety of goodies: sandwiches, baked stuff, fruit snacks, fruit. All at reasonable prices.\n\nI tried Sam's Famous Chicken...it wasn't amazing, but I can say that it was HUGE. About twice the size of what you'd get at Cheese n Stuff, Cafe Espresso...or for those who don't know Berkeley sandwiches, about twice the size of an In and Out Burger only with more meat. It consisted of bread, bbq chicken (I think), lettuce, choice of cheese, and a slice or two of tomatoes, for $6.  \n\nI'm more about quality than quantity though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2008-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 7, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "fC4cMYQMMnrqm5EcUV46cg", "text": "The sandwiches are not THAT huge as everyone says they are. It is pretty damn big and I would not be able to eat it in one sitting, but I any growing boy can finish the thing. It is about the same size as a footlong sub. It is pretty damn cheap, I must say.\n$5 cold cut sandwich\n$6 hot sandwich\n$3 sides\n\nI got a pastrami sandwich and it was good, except they gave me cheddar instead of pepperjack, like I asked for. The french roll crust was too hard and chewy, so I'd have to try the sourdough next time. Actually, there are a lot of things that I'd have to go back and try like the schwarmas, burrito, and burger. We'll see!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "AGHq9c6BgxBWwnasdCYPQQ", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iisnoTilsnd893XopOMcUA", "text": "When I was a kid, my aunt co-owned a convenience store in Glendale.  Always referred to as The Store, this place was a kind of mecca for me.  Originally, they made and delivered pizza, but even when they gave up the pizza part of their business, they still had Sam the deli man and a regular customer known as Lovely Bob.  Why Lovely Bob?  Well, he would come in to the store every day, and when my aunt would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, without fail, \"Lovely.\"\n\nBut my favorite part of The Store was the cooler.  Remember when convenience stores had actual coolers?  These weren't loaded from the front; instead, the employees would stock cold drinks, dairy products, and the frozen foods from behind the wall.  Well, The Store had one of those coolers, and whenever I went there, my cousin and I would don these crazy wool-lined jackets and freeze our butts off as we restocked soda.  It was fun, and I secretly always hoped we would get locked into the cooler like Jack and Felipe got locked into the Jack's Bistro walk-in freezer on Three's Company.\n\nWell, Sam's Market reminds me a lot of The Store.  It's not as expansive, but the employees are really friendly and helpful, and there's even a deli that makes sandwiches.  I don't know whether they have their own Lovely Bob, but they might.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2009-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "bDfcpkyVlSQUvA57HjDTKQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AhuG4L2PsFUlNDdk62extQ", "text": "$12 plate of fried fish, German pancakes, and a beer/cocktail.  Plus bread, butter, applesauce, and tartar sauce.  \n\nPretty delicious.  And we won the raffle!  Their chocolate chip cookies are amazing.  \n\nThere was live music which was also nice.  There was an accordian player.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yv2Ygt5GH9xYJPNLG3Z0Uw", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "bDfcpkyVlSQUvA57HjDTKQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SLdOXkaCgckR-L9-J-crUg", "text": "I was invited to the SNMFF and requested ahead of time if tofu could be an option.  Hopes not up, just wanted to be supportive because I know Tim, one of the owners.  OMG!!!  I have never tasted fried tofu this great!  It was sooooo good and definitely a comfort food!  The bread almost didn't make it home...  (I arrived at 8:30 and they were closing shoppe).  I will definitely back next month!  My understanding is that they occur monthly.  Yummy!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DNiApDQMkLSqmHOV75q4Fg", "date": "2010-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "bDfcpkyVlSQUvA57HjDTKQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TWCQF9aS2Qdru5HsakVkHQ", "text": "Holy Fish Fry! $10 gets you a plate with 2 large battered and fried fish fillets (w/tartar sauce), 2 potato pancakes (w/apple sauce), coleslaw, a drink and a raffle ticket. Additionally, you can buy some of the best carrot cake you have ever had for not much at all. Tonight they had a face painter for the kids, an accordion player and raffle prizes such as a bottle of wine or a \"Fish Fry\" tee shirt. Awesome atmosphere, great food. I'm hooked. Happens monthly on a Friday, check their website for details!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vfOlM8lR-RxdlDzvrJ2KZA", "date": "2010-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "bDfcpkyVlSQUvA57HjDTKQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UC_NHByahtY9ceThE-J3eA", "text": "Stella Nonna did a tasting at Berkeley Rep which was very good, and I got a postcard that said they do a Milwaukee style fish fry in Berkeley! I had just come back from Wisconsin, and experienced a real fish fry and loved it. This is a tastier, more Bay Area version of a Milwaukee fish fry with quality fish (I wish it were all you can eat though like in the midwest!)\n\nIt is an outdoor gathering with tables with heaters, or you can sit inside this long tent thing with a long table. You pay $12 and you get 2 big pieces of very good fish, cole slaw, giant potato pancakes, homemade roll, and a Milwaukee style beverage. I was REALLY hoping they'd have Spotted Cow, but they only had Miller or PBR (also wine and sprite if you wanted). The service was [surprisingly] very fast. We thought that we were going to have trouble finding a seat, but people seemed to be getting in and out pretty fast so seating wasnt an issue for us (just 2 people). The groups of 3+ people seemed to have a little more trouble finding seating, but no one was waiting around that long. There was an accordion player there too, and lots of kids running around.\n\nThey only seem to do this once a month, and I'm already looking forward to going back, this time with more people in tow! Its a super casual laid back atmosphere with families, old friends, college kids, high schoolers, etc. Just a really nice place to just chill and eat good food. Can't wait until the weather gets warmer--I'll be here every month. Really glad I can have a \"fish fry\" experience without having to go all the way back to Wisconsin!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oxweEEnMFLCIuFMZxv43hQ", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "03jYde-ydAPvEp51xpoqLA", "text": "I have been here for brunch and for dinner; I prefer the dinner menu. The vegan charcuterie is always fantastic. The chef's imagination and inventiveness makes for food that is both exciting and satisfying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "59taFywC94rseFrt6J5c3A", "date": "2011-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "04NSpjmb9YCE448u4gaBzA", "text": "All you need to know is spicy tomato pizza. I'm not even vegan in the slightest, but their use of capers, cashew puree, chili oil, and herbs is fantastic. I will get this every time.\n\nDefinitely Recommended.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uFVOorgRovMXva-AOzsKHg", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "084vSFrjwM7qYRBUvpJIog", "text": "Really delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yyRtjexqj9Mu1RvEcl3kPQ", "date": "2010-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0aru1T9UH-T0FShFgzVBUA", "text": "Tasty! We went there before a play at Berkeley Rep.  Delicious salads, and the pork chop was the bee's knees.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SHeJcIOcxzb47n0tPMAWLQ", "date": "2010-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0HsJ7t2yroLvYGDo9HtV4A", "text": "We were here for brunch today.  Much ado about not much, I'd say.  My egg sandwich,, with fancied-up name for hamburger bun and withered bacon, was quite bland, even though it includes cheddar cheese and about 4-5 leaves of micro arugula.  The eggs were cooked over well done.  My partner had had the Beluga Lentils that was also quite bland.  But she was more forgiving.  While I am all for seasonal and local, I am not sure my experience today would warrant another visit to this particular establishment.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "srj-v0WSYa-1gpmffbeypg", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0iKQ3WgHNAfD3EX59jGYHQ", "text": "I enjoyed coming here! We ordered the following:\n\n- Grilled Squid\n- Peppered Pizza\n- Mushroom Stew\n- Classic Burger w/fries\n\nThe grilled was chilled and delectable! I love love love LOVED it. Peppered pizza was amazing and so full of flavor, but the mushroom stew was disappointing as it lacked spice and flavor. The assortment of mushrooms was refreshing though, as well as the toasted bread served along with it. The burger was served medium-rare, just the way we like it! However, it was under salted and under spiced. The fries served along with it were quite tasty though! \n\nI accompanied my dinner with a square one vodka soda with splash of lime. While my companions opted for the complimentary bubbly or still water that the restaurant offered.\n\nI ended the dinner with a nice cup of cappuccino instead of sweets... a sign that I'm getting older! Overall it was a lovely night, but I think that next time I will stick to the pizza or opt for the vegan plate as opposed to the mushroom stew.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LFha-r2VljAzN13YwySTXw", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0Mm3Jk1zLheCf-ZqgXYrOw", "text": "I am in love with Gather so this review could be biased.\n\nMy fiance and I had reservations for 7:15 for the Magruder Ranch and Hodo Soy Beanery prix-fix menu, she had the vegan options and I had the meat, unfortunately we didn't share but it is okay because she is Vegan and I was satisfied with all the courses.\n\nWe both had the wine pairings as well which was a nice compliment to the food. We also sat at the bar which is fun getting to know your local bar tender, if you are into that sort of thing.\n\nThe 'head shoulders, knees and toes' was simply one of the best dishes I have ever had the luxury to eat and to lay my eyes upon, the presentation was beautifully arranged,the dish was something like a fried terrine the outside was light and crispy the inside was deliciously buttery and melt in your mouth saliva inducing flavors.\n\nThe Loin, Belly and Blood was also food of the gods, a slice of blood sausage, a nice piece of  belly which had a fatty layer, I love pork and this was a meal for the Pork Gods and Pork Lovers.\n\nOh how can I not forget the Lard ice cream it was infused or combined with some citrus notes so it was not so heavy, and was amazing with the pine nut tart.\n\nIf you have only been once to Gather I suggest you give it another try maybe on a week night if you have time, I will keep coming back for new and interesting food delights.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wHvlgszF1EIsMFE6_PP6Sg", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0rz2Q1iOpa6P82Cm7cNczQ", "text": "Very much enjoyed our brunch choice of a Pancetta Pizza with  egg, green garlic, spring onion tops, chili, and oregano.  Quite delicious and enough for two.   Went down well with my reasonably piced glass of Roederer Estate 'Brut.  Service and ambiance also a strength.  Would come often if I was lucky enough to live in Berkeley..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0zY57ZhgM443kvurkjOPJg", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0Vf1GyKW66jO-znDzN9rkA", "text": "While it's true Gather not only accommodates vegetarians and vegans - they celebrate them - there is something here for everyone.\n\nSome real stand outs include - raw local halibut mixed with minutina, grapefruit, radishes and hot green garlic oil, house-made meatballs served over creamy polenta, seared cod on a bed of artichoke fava bean puree, baby artichokes and wild mushrooms and a burger made with Prather Ranch beef. \n\nThe only thing more appealing than the plating of their food is well, the plates themselves. Things look even tastier artfully arranged on this beautiful tableware. \n\nI love everything about Heath Ceramics - the color palette, the classic yet modern design and it's all still crafted in Sausalito as it has been since 1948. It even makes paying the check easier to swallow - no, not really. It just makes the presentation warmer - and that is how I would describe everything else at Gather - warmer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZjP97HaYMKmyQPRjQeYZFg", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "11en0Mt_ESnD1JS8-oczNw", "text": "Went here for Sunday lunch - table of 6 people. At first, I was extremely impressed with the service. We wanted to sit outside, but the only available table was in the full sun. We thought we'd give it a shot but realized pretty quickly it would be too hot. The hostess noticed right away and figured out how to configure some tables to get us in the shade. At that point the service had 5 stars.\n\nSo we sat with our menus and discussed the options and talked and talked and talked and....talked...and...umm, is there anyone here to check whether we're ready to order....and talked, and finally our waiter came. Probably 20 minutes in all with no one since the hostess coming by.\n\nSince it was Sunday there were brunch-y options so our orders ranged from the french toast to a hamburger to the vegetarian market vegetable polenta/spicy lentil dish with the poached egg on top to pizzas. The drink order and the food order were taken at the same time....the drinks seemed to take forever, while the food seemed to be appropriately timed.\n\nHowever, after the food came, that was the end of our server sightings....again....for what seemed forever. When he did come back, he brought the check. Weird. Because we wanted dessert. Although at this point I was truly hoping no one would order any because I just couldn't stand to think about the wait again. But fortunately the desserts came out in a timely manner, along with round 2 of the check.\n\nOur server was completely friendly....that wasn't the issue. And when I left I looked around inside and outside and it sort of looked like although it wasn't terribly busy, he may have been the only full-fledged waiter! There were buspeople and hostesses but I truly didn't notice anyone else taking orders. I could be wrong though.\n\nThe food was fine. Nothing earth-shattering. The atmosphere was comfortable and inviting. But the additional 30-40 minutes we spent there unnecessarily prevents me from putting this at the top of my list to go back. Darn.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jxdGL90JR1b6UTvfxwW9TQ", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1a8uPZtDTQiUBwGlKmXQtA", "text": "Even the decorative persimmon was delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JpTu9QHp_GzoSmeN5bRPDA", "date": "2011-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1bsTQeSNm5Ct8ppONv9khA", "text": "Fresh, high-quality ingredients, creative menu items, attentive service, and an all-around great dining experience on a busy Friday evening. \n\nMy friend and I shared:\n-Vegan \"charcuterie\" plate-- sampler style consisting of very creative concoctions featuring various veggies; (came with toasted, rustic slices of bread)\nvery tasteful, and a treat for those who love to try new foods.\n-Squash blossom Pizza-- thin, crispy crust, thin layer of cheese and a few blossoms; really good and light.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ou6bobTSP5i56gosKAM1Kg", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Bueu2iEfXigfGWG5rKIlg", "text": "I'm sort of stuck on Gather. It seemed half the things on the table were remarkable,  half of them weren't. The menu changes often, though, and if the opportunity came up to return, I gladly would.\n\nKale salad - amazing. \n\nMinestrone soup with an egg cracked into it - very good (see \"Katie goes to LA and eats in Koreatown\").\n\nThe vegan pizza was okay, sort of ruined by whatever fresh herbs they added, which just didn't jive well with the other flavors. But this could just be an installment of my own storied relationship with pizza, and a stubborn reluctance to let \"California pizza\" in.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZZ8XF4UOwaUnmgp_dnkRGA", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1H_cx3oA2xxbyli3LZ4spQ", "text": "Ridiculously overpriced for so-so dishes and tiny portions. I was underwhelmed. Obsequious service didn't make up for it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NAwkzB6bewaqUEbpZncW5Q", "date": "2010-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1hx2dUqkcqk4NulifPEQ7g", "text": "Any place that charges $ 21.00 for the Smoked Artichoke \"ENTREE\"...that would not even fill a tablespoon, does not even deserve one star.  I was done with my \"dinner\" 30 seconds after it was placed before me.  Literally, no exaggeration here. My friend ordered the Vegan Charcuterie and was blesed with two tablespoons worth.  With our stomachs still grumbling with hunger pangs, we headed out the door and across the street to Saturn Cafe for vegan nachos and cupcakes, for way less than we paid for the artichoke entree alone.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Xg6jWB5-hoVo-Put6LaNcA", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ozQM5ero14I96aIpoUleA", "text": "We had a delicious meal at Gather. We were in a bit of a rush but they accommodated us and got us out with plenty of time to spare. The food was outstanding. I started with the calamari and had the squash \"risotto\" for my entree. My dining partner had a salad with some delicious giant radishes on it and had the burger for an entree. Not only was the food original and delicious, the portions were a perfect size so that having a starter and an entree didn't leave me feeling overstuffed. \nMy only complaint was that we ordered wine and our appetizers came out before our wine. We told the food runner that we were still waiting for the wine and he brought it out immediately. It was frustrating because while we were waiting, we saw our server chatting with another employee not making an attempt at eye contact with any of her tables.\nThat said, we will happily go back (next time when we're not in a hurry!) and order the pizza because it looked fabulous!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HFjLqTmrq_Pi3PMdCQS-8g", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1rX35ggF8WxOg7P_10n5yA", "text": "Had a phenomenal meal at Gather on Thursday night. Each plate was a delicious work of art. So much care went into the presentation. The salmon starter was divine. Loved the lamb - melt-in-your mouth goodness. \nOur waiter was knowledgeable and attentive. The ladies at the desk were friendly and welcoming. \nCan't wait to go back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U8ict_HUT8CN_quoPFetKA", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1S8eBBwSkaEc6e0VA6bQEQ", "text": "EXCELLENT. This is the spot where we take our friends whenever they come into town. GREAT food--they are always mixing it up. And the ambiance is lovely.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kqRmJd_CGZNeVss6uMsWEg", "date": "2012-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1TkSpBg_IW6-akQGNy0Bow", "text": "I came here for lunch after my boyfriend's graduation. We were seated pretty quickly as I had made a reservation a day earlier.\n\nEveryone shared different pizzas, and I had the grilled squid salad. Overall, the meal was kind of underwhelming, especially at the price that it was at. \n\nThe salad was very tasty, but I would recommend ordering it as an appetizer (granted a pricey one for lunch). I left the restaurant still feeling a tad hungry. I don't think I would come back if I had the choice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W3RgzbhOHuYx0OP4TUJ46Q", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1tS5zUuJCjyRWYik-TDW-A", "text": "This place manages to calm, comfort, and cheer me up on the coldest of cold and grayest of grey days! Sho and I stopped by Gather for weekend brunch as the last stop of our weekend together, and it proved to be a comforting and delicious finish. \n\nWe ordered the egg sandwich sans additions, the vegetable soup (broth infused with Shittake, asparagus, green peas, etc.) and the Floriani Red Flint polenta pancakes. The hot soup was soothing and rich for an overcast day, but the real deals were the main dishes. Both the egg sandwich and the pancakes are worth their $8-$11-ish cost, the sandwich especially! Never have I had pancakes so uniform and with such a strong (delicious) wheaty flavor. The sweet \nSauvignon Blanc blueberry and ricotta toppings atop the pancakes painted a pretty picture and really helped to complemented the flavor of the wheat base. Yum! \n\nBest of all was the egg sandwich! Slices of bread toasted in olive oil + a sunny-side up egg + cheddar cheese + arugula? It touches one's inner desire for a spectrum of textures and savoriness. \n\nGather definitely has one of the best brunches in the Bay Area and is among my personal favorites! The vibe is rustic yet modern, new-age with themes of reuse and tradition. The crowd is composed of the young and old, but everyone is really friendly and chill.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "o2Z64RQ-7oe08ZggO6k-zQ", "date": "2011-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_1U7xqpFE7U_-bM461OdVg", "text": "This restaurant is probably my favorite restaurant ever (if it's not, it's tied with Ubuntu).  They have redefined what pizza should be - delicious thin crust that's not burnt stiff, with a puffy bready edge, with a light touch on the sauce and cashew cheese and toppings.  Their vegan charcuterie is very innovative, complex and flavorful.  Some of their cocktails are very, very good.  (This is high praise coming from me.)\n\nIf I had only one meal left in my life, I would get all of the above, shared with good company, and oh, I'd die a happy, happy woman.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A5tqOLbpek26Zu84timWVA", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "22kRpAyzZF3J9sywWQvanw", "text": "I really liked Gather. I came here on a Wednesday night for dinner, and it was packed. It is admittedly kind of a hipster place, but it doesn't come off as pretentious at all (which is a difficult feat!). \n\nThe interior is beautiful -- it feels open and modern while simultaneously feeling comfortable and home-y. \n\nService was friendly (this was probably why the restaurant didn't seem pretentious)! The price was relatively cheap, less than $20 per entree (another reason why this place felt accessible). The cocktail menu is really interesting!\n\nFood was creative, tasty, and definitely worth its price. As many, many other reviews have mentioned, the Vegan \"Charcuterie\" is a must get. My co-diner had said that it had been better in previous instances (I guess they change it up somewhat often?), but I really, really liked it. It was gorgeous and colorful and had a wide range of flavors and textures. My entree was a little disappointing (special of the evening: goat meatballs) since the vegetables that accompanied it were a little bland. However, I do love goat and other game-y meats, and I love the fact that the restaurant served goat. I am fully willing to admit that my lack of love for the entree was because my stomach was twisted up in knots (definitely not the fault of the restaurant). \n\nIn short, I'd definitely come again :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vf7xXmDndPDwx2-7waG9HQ", "date": "2011-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2452gyB5VefBXsLUjUzK2A", "text": "A return visit highlighted Gather's flaws. The waitstaff is poorly trained, uneducated about the food they are serving, and altho well meaning, they are like most of Berkeley's restaurants: Amateur Hour. They can't pace a meal properly and at these prices, that's embarrassing.\n\nThe vegan charcuterie this time was not as creative or well executed. Okay, but not the stunning dish we had the first two times. Soup (pumpkin-tomato) was so-so - the ingredients got in the way of one another, instead of making a greater whole. \n\nT bone steak was huge but poorly conceived and executed, simply swimming in olive oil. Lamb ribs jerk style were tasty but it's a fatty cut. Vegetarian plate was astoundingly boring, as bad or worse as what Chez Panisse Cafe served us last year. \n\nThe pizza, so great on our last visit, faltered like everything else. A little too salty on the sauce, and it needed more heat to be interesting. It ended up like a few ingredients taken at random and sprinkled atop the dough...nothing particularly imaginative or exciting.\n\nDesserts are supersweet. If you like Cheesecake Factory, you'll love Gather's. Tea and coffee both showed Gather's consistently erratic execution.\n\nUs? You'll find us at FIVE and Riva Cucina, or maybe at La Note or even Venezia. But not here, not again. Sloppiness should not be mistaken for casualness.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hlezsROaT9N-Kx_SyqyrhA", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2CTRV4LufVVrPp2vG-QoKQ", "text": "I have done Millennium many many times and always felt that their entrees never measured  up to their appetizers...not true at Gather where both are out of this world--always surprising, fresh and fabulous. Not inexpensive but you won't feel you're paying for posh--the value always shows up on the end of my fork.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2XDzy8H9Z76kdAu3H6p4IQ", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2dpG8V9jabxfG_eiH7KhjA", "text": "I used to hate eggplants, but after Gather's eggplant sandwich (which I don't think they have anymore, sadly) for brunch, I've become a fan. It was a bit confusing when we were paying bills - it turned out that the waiter misunderstood our orders (which was soup+sandwich set, instead of whole soup and whole sandwich which was how the waiter served and billed us), but the waiter was real nice and apologized, and just  billed us for the soup+sandwich amount. We went back another day and had their pizza (which I can't remember), and it was good too! Looking forward to going back soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2G0pCH0qz_WQUI8RGKlcmQ", "text": "I love Gather. The food is innovative and you feel great eating it because it's healthy and they try to do local produce! Sure you don't get big portions, but it's not about eating a lot, it's about the flavor and where your food comes from. I also got a cocktail while I was there, the Bee Sting, and it was one of the best I ever had. It's a casual to nice setting with a nice ambiance. The only thing I didn't like about Gather was waiting so long to get seated! But that is easily avoided with a reservation, which we didn't have. I can't wait to go back again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-vjMh0wq5RMAnHKEyk746g", "date": "2012-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2IWajr7Ysrebk5rItf5JNw", "text": "Great food and a great experience.  The food is fresh and locally sourced.  Atmosphere casual and relaxing.  We went here for a family celebration and were not dissapointed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iJbfbYZ2-g_3sA3uEiEHFA", "date": "2011-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2mZgit7blGlmhvxEJs4qYw", "text": "Probably my new favorite restaurant in Berkeley. We received a gift certificate for our wedding as a special date, and it was such a great treat! \n\nAmbience: Really great lighting, and a very pretty restaurant. I love the circular design. Even the menus look amazing!\n\nService: Our server was slightly awkward (but I can't judge...because I'm Queen Awkward) but he was thoughtful and prompt.\n\nFood: We ate....\n\n- Fried Green Beans with Bacon: Delicious flavor. Very savory - with a nice kick as well. I mean, bacon makes everything amazing right?\n\n- Corn Pizza with Pancetta: I'm going to make a bold statement. This is my new favorite pizza. Over Cheeseboard, Zachary's, Little Star, etc. We ate the whole thing shamelessly. The crust is thin with air pockets of doughy goodness. Goat cheese, onions, and corn....oh! And potatoes! Plus, the pancetta! Delicious add-on.\n\n- Roasted Strawberries: I would eat this every day. It's grown-up Strawberry Shortcake. \n\nWe also each ordered two drinks (the Bee Sting is so refreshing...and intoxicating). All of that for under $100. We aren't ballers, but I would go back for a semi-special occasion.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iIDBiWpLBtwSo9Mx4s2toA", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2WTakms5q2EowirGzzfSQw", "text": "My girlfriend took me here for my birthday as I had been wanting to go for awhile. Usually I am not for stories in Yelp reviews but the reason I mention this is that Gather is perfect for something like a romantic birthday dinner, the atmosphere is nice, pretty quiet, and intimate. We sat at the bar where you can watch the chef prepare food which was cool, we watched as he prepared several orders of the vegan \"charcuterie\" which looked really good. I am what is called a \"flexitarian\" (I eat meat sometimes and it must be sustainable, free range, etc.) and my girlfriend is a vegetarian. Gather caters to vegans (though there is only one option but I will note this comes in many forms), vegetarians, and carnivores. I ordered the burger with meat that is sourced from Prather ranch (which i looked up on-line and is all about sustainability) and Sierra Nevada cheddar, it was one of the best burgers I have ever had!! My girlfriend ordered the Baby Artichokes plate which was unbelievable!!! It had black chickpeas which I had never seen before and smoked potatoes, really really good, we both loved it. Not bad on price either for how good it is and how cool the environment is. It would be good to make a reservation as well, it gets busy, the first time we tried to come the wait was over an hour. Would definitely come back and recommend to others.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8cHFOMbC8ZOV2YWYVe78Aw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2xMwwDVtUV1FiE1Kl1mpzA", "text": "Woo Hoo.  Wonderful friendly hostess and waiters.  Fabulous fig pizza,\nand incredible apple salad.  What a great meal in a great new restaurant.  I can't wait to go back and try everything on the menu!  I loved it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JQe2Zq5GnGF9aVlN7h-Ttg", "date": "2010-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2zF6fEYpQ77-5IWPLnLuKA", "text": "I had one of the best burgers I've ever eaten at Gather.  We popped in there on a whim and they just happened to have a bacon and blue burger that day - fabulous!  Their housemade ginger soda is one of my favs.  The salads are on the fancy side, but I've liked every one I've tasted.  I'm a meat eater, and their meat dishes always sound too tempting for me to go veggie.  Read the menu carefully to prevent getting an unpleasant surprise when your order comes to the table.  The last time I was there, my companion thought he was getting something resembling a taco salad but it ended up being a vegan dish.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_47ngZvFTMoP8ktorpwpaQ", "date": "2011-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2ZwP3XL_mQqH1hSz6kXucg", "text": "My FAVORITE place in all of the Bay Area!  I've gone about once a week on average since June.  I take all my friends, and even celebrating my birthday(!) there tomorrow!  I always get the vegan charchuterie, love the kombucha on tap, house sodas, and nonalchoholic beers.  Everything's well made, creative, thoughtful/ethical, and affordable.  Keep up the great work!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eom3EApPiPr-Z_F166gE2Q", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "35nNImqppKwF2EF_5Rekxg", "text": "It feels good eating here, not only because your belly is full of yummy food, but because of their sustainable approach to eating out. \n\nThe staff knows the menu and ingredients well and can inform you of the origin of everything on your plate. \n\nUnlike other pricey, fancy menus (cough, Benu), the proportions are generous and won't leave you going home hungry.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3HbZDOG3InQCNqKD4hcsxw", "date": "2011-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3aLA7LwQab-rkV2PFsSpRA", "text": "I've been to Gather a few times now.  Enough to have experienced its highs and lows.  The low notes are minor and brief such that Gather earns a solid 5 stars.  I'm proud to have Gather in Berkeley.  I love to take visitors to our town of weirdos, ex hippie hags and post adolescents to this place and watch them marvel at our Californianess while stuffing themselves with vegan charcuteries and pickled whatsitnots... My Midwestern hick friends will never be the same...  Gathers food is sumptuous and makes you feel good.  The cocktails are superb and the staff are plentiful and fun.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8-4v-MoQG4sZmbdDLPpoAg", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3aoST8q5mTt1zvXfVRun_Q", "text": "Went there for lunch and it was a lot better food.  I still don't really want to go back, but I know there are those that love this place.  It just doesn't do it for me.  Alas.  So why 4 stars?  Because it likely deserves them.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HGCKdcHxnnD_xWHbEpWfxA", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ATcTft31ZfFVlBmejcoww", "text": "Gather exceeded expectations.  I particularly liked the tomato and cashew cheese pizza and the veg charcuterie.  The quinoa risotto was good.  The kale salad had a nice flavor and was cooked well but overly salted.  Bravo!  Especially for such a new restaurant.  The staff = polite and friendly.  The decor = fun.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8Bz8tNHwhSQ15MFGTVVrHA", "date": "2009-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3MXApIK5GNOeN1PefjFhbw", "text": "I've been to gather many times and have never had anything less than an amazing experience.  Over time I figured out a winning system for ordering: the weirder something on the menu sounds, or the harder of a time I have wrapping my head around what the server is describing, the more amazing it will taste.  I've had so many bites of food there that have made me say, \"I can't even understand what I'm eating right now, but I'm loving it\".  To me, that's what distinguishes an incredible restaurant from the rest.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "O9NXeIBlZPOH39Fr4CLA-w", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3wT6M7YgGfHb-njeRl6lDg", "text": "As another reviewer said arriving on a Saturday night without a reservation is a mistake. A party of four of us arrived at 6.50 and thought we got our name on a list...15 minutes later checked and it hadn't got registered in the system. We were told it'd be another 30minutes. We waited for another 1hr10mins to be told people had taken longer than expected to leave and it'd be another 20minutes. We left for  another restaurant very annoyed at being so mucked around.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "B4Etaw4DRHwoM8_St_wiIg", "date": "2010-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "44542CDGpC-3iQ6BDWEX-Q", "text": "Gather is an interesting place. I love how they have daily menus that change every season, giving a fresh look on the season's produce and what one can cook with them. I shared a Vegan Charcuterie and a black truffle pizza with a friend, and I applaud the flavors presented on the Charcuterie, as well as the taste of the pizza.\n\nThe pricing can be a bit high, but is decently worth it, as everything is really fresh and organic. I cannot make a recommendation on a specific order, as the menu changes, but if you have the chance the Vegan Charcuterie is a must, despite the absence of meat!\n\nI am probably reiterating what everyone's been saying, but if you have a large group, you should definitely reserve a spot, as seating above 2 or 3 gets difficult fast! At least with a 2 or 3 party, you could sit at the bar of the \"food\" bar. The ambiance of the place is really nice, and going there for dinner, I enjoyed the semi-dark lighting with the homey wood furniture.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "saDYN_zBEoNheolWPh5RcA", "date": "2010-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "47Knx_awVG9lsAQFihBAPg", "text": "That place is really neat because it's different, well thought out and the menu features items you don't usually find everywhere. All sustainable from the tables to the building and the food of course. Original choice of seasonal vegetables.\n\nLoved the pancetta and rucola pizza. The avocado and grapefruit with piment d'esplette salad. Not cheap\n\nDo make a reservation otherwise you'll wait for your table for ever!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CK2EoA-QaL1tSmqeiOJ3Yg", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "47ZB0OIsQqdLo9ALR6_90A", "text": "Gather is self-described as \"the first restaurant/cafe/bar to bring affordable, sustainable, delicious food to downtown Berkeley three meals a day, seven days a week.\" \n\nSo is Gather really a one-of-a-kind, restaurant that offers affordable, sustainable, and delicious food? Without a doubt. \n\nLet's start first with the menu- a melange of organic, local, sustainable, gluten-free, vegan, and vegetarian plates. Needless to say, we took great delight in watching the finished works of art buzz past our table. With a recommendation from our waiter, we decided on the vegetable \"charcuterie\" plate which was artfully served on a wooden cutting board. Our waiter indicated that this was the most popular item on the menu, and rightfully so. Each of the five small vegetable salads were fresh, delicious and consumed in their entirety. As for the wine list, I was happy to see such a diverse selection of local, organic, and sustainable wines. Our waiter went the extra mile by enthusiastically explaining the difference between each of these classifications. \n\nThe ambience rivaled the food. The artwork was creative. The staff was friendly. But best of all is the philosophy of the restaurant. The concept of local, sustainable, and organic food and wine is gaining momentum, especially in the Bay Area. It feels good to to support a restaurant like Gather, and in return, be given the gift of a wonderful dining experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FqKL7ilIJbmQbqHsKQRePA", "date": "2010-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4AKvJJ9x9NTcYNGYm2sf1w", "text": "decent service, decent food.  nothing gritty or interesting going on.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YZhA9sNIBYz1h6tMlNMgJQ", "date": "2011-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4cDwOKRLGU_9bZ9DdveOBA", "text": "I love the pizza here, I would have never thought egg would have been good on pizza until I tried it!! The menu is always small since it's based on what they can get fresh, but the selection is always amazing and I usually find something I like!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "irAVrX_lKDUap2G9M2XfrQ", "date": "2012-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4I2zmYsz4o_YvxRB5jjFMQ", "text": "We have eaten here several times since it opened and I got to say - every single adventure is a complete delight. The chef is so astoundingly creative and puts flavors together with such brilliance. The wait staff seem to love their job and talking about the food. They have so much integrity, getting their food from local sustainable, humanely practicing farms. The atmosphere has just as much integrity and is a fun environment, not too loud and not too fancy. My wife is a vegetarian and is so so picky about food and absolutley loves this place. We just ate here the other night and she exclaimed that it was perhaps the best meal she ever had. I am also a food snob and can't say enough good about this place. so so love it. you got to go", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xk6CALdaJk_ofcJjch-Rlg", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4v3dEkoNFCS4CfeqhiZtUQ", "text": "Please open from 230-5pm.  I missed you by half an hour and am currently across the street watching people get turned away because you  aren't open.  It's 324pm and the turn away count is up to seven.  I'm sure Saturn is greatful for the business, but please open from 3-5.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-2TEWrU7TDKOlA-88GJCYg", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4vLI4HUC0kHGPwgXh8Fhgg", "text": "Came here for lunch with a friend. Loved the ambience and atmosphere! Server was helpful and friendly. Food was delicious! I definitely recommend Gather for lunch! Will try dinner another time!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cPrVwTgk85yCc-2D1v9VZA", "date": "2011-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4XAGLu0KmIL3ofYRo5mUkw", "text": "Wow! My first time at a vegan/veggie restaurant and I was pleasantly surprised! Loved this place. \n\nWe arrived at 4:45 right before the restaurant opened (@5pm) b/c we could not get a reservation on a Sat night. Now I know why..We were seated and greeted by a very happy, healthy staff...everyone was super friendly.  Our waiter was helpful and attentive to our needs. \n\nWe started with cocktails. I ordered the Bitter Rose - it was okay...a bit strong for me, but good overall. For dinner, we started with the Vegan \"charcuterie\". It was pretty good...I had no idea what I was eating, but my mouth seemed to like it. We ordered the Delta asparagus & Spicy Tomato pizza. Asparagus: Just okay. Spicy Tomato pizza: YUM! Very flavorful, just the right amount of spice -- my most favorite dish of the night! We ordered a few more starters too, but I can't remember the names of the dishes :( \n\nOverall, we had a great experience here. Great service and good food. I will definitely come back again. This place has definitely opened my eyes to veggie/vegan food. I am a meat lover and the closest I get to vegan/veggie food is FRIED tofu. lol.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u-iM3e0YE_mgRU6dBJBv_g", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "52f1U7hbuEFGSr1ZhhQwCQ", "text": "Unfortunately, it was very disappointing..\n\nMy daughter and I went there for Sunday lunch, expecting to wait a while. To our surprise, there was no wait. in fact, the place was half empty on beautiful sunny mid Sunday.\n\nI had the special salmon dish. The fresh wild salmon was very good quality, but it wasn't prepared to the potential. The sauce the fish was in, was bland and nothing to scream about. My daughter's baked egg dish had a very similar sauce, too. They need to design each dish with its own special sauce and side dish.\n\nWe also shared French toast, but it was just all right. Nothing special. The fresh orange juice didn't taste like the one I make with my own orange from the backyard. Again, not enough flavor.\n\nWe watched many people stepping into the restaurant, checked the menu and left. It's too pricy for Berkeley casual crowd?\n\nWe will not go back again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mcUBAXYvw8PHcsUZCA6MYA", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Fouutfq4cVzxpMuWpFUKA", "text": "We went for brunch and mostly loved it. Creative and delicious food. Cute open interior. It would be a 5 star review if the wait staff could be bothered to be friendlier. We will give it another try for sure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U9QuOy4p_MZBagQnbNmGVA", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ggRBuZoaam0GYe_jQX9lg", "text": "first, I love the ambiance of this place. seriously, it is upscale but indie, such a nice vibe. the water is served to you in a strauss milk glass bottle, very eco friendly and i like how they give you water so you don't have to constantly ask for refills. \n\nI got the vegan dish with the assortment of four different courses....kind of weird and unique. not what i was expecting...probably won't oder it again\n\nmy boyfriend got the carrot dish...it was good but too rich..he said he probably wouldn't order it again. for 45 dollars it was a bit of a bust, but the service was great and the ambiance made up.\n\nmaybe its just my personal taste, but gather wasn't for me.\nthe pizza did look delicious though and if i were to go back, that is what i would get.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "urCw1xtyaPlPNXZOTDf3EQ", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5J7JOHdRQG8I3nECluTPkA", "text": "After walking by this place countless times and finally getting the chance to try it, I AM NOT IMPRESSED.\n\nThe pizzas are a hit or miss. I like the thin crust, but they often burn the edges, making it unedible. The benedicts did not look appealing. My friends who got it were not satisfied. It was dark, almost black and filled with beans. O__o Weird. The mimosas are okay. The menu said that they made it with fresh squeezed orange juice, but I did NOT taste the freshness.\n\nI don't mind paying a bit more for food, but this place did not deliver the quality I expected. Overall, I am quite disappointed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "u9zzNLgPz66UXGm4kCP2bA", "date": "2011-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5KRwmAvCAVA5ouCLK17tIA", "text": "Great tasting food, even for the vegetarian and vegan options. The food is filling, but not too heavy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Eq7vY3ursPNqx2rbPv59sA", "date": "2011-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5QI9vlF3XIH6sKKiCQOSvg", "text": "Goodness resides here.  Not much to add to all the other positive reviews, but here is my 2 cents anyway.\nThe vegan charcuterie was truly the highlight of the meal. Every day during my visit when dad asks me what I want to eat, my mind seems to turn to it but I don't want to disappoint dad by avoiding his cooking ;-o.\nThe Winter Kales Salad was also a winner. Wash it down with a Ginger beer and I'm a uber happy camper. \nThe other plates were good but not as memorable. Just one note: the fries with the burger kinda sucked - cool temp and soggy did not measure up - sorry.\nGather charcuterie, you reside in my dreams until we meet again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w5IuBflJfwv2R_Qe5IBDvA", "date": "2011-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5uQEwNc6OIU4TNwcQcCoiw", "text": "Gather had been on my short list of restaurants to try for awhile, so I was really looking forward to dining there.  We had a short wait at the bar before our table was ready and had a good conversation with the bar tender (\"mixologist\" now, right?) and he recommended a few cocktails that were interesting and tasty.  We then moved to our table and were scoping out what everyone around us was eating.  We really wanted to go the pizza and burger route, but we also wanted to get a sense of the the offering by ordering something across the menu - everything was interesting, but more interesting than delicious.  I found myself comparing Gather's version to other versions I have had and although Gather was good, it wasn't outstanding.  I will definitely try Gather again, but maybe for lunch or brunch - and if I do go for dinner, I think I will go the pizza route and see how they stand up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "G_wTpaDdpcPlqQmGIhWcyg", "date": "2010-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5VXCEwhjk5Bv9FxBu8cBmw", "text": "Gluten Free people take note:  this place is amazing!  \n\nAs a strictly gluten free person with a child who is highly reactive to gluten, as well, we are very limited when it comes to places to eat out.  Other gluten free people will understand this.  Gather is a little piece of heaven for those with gluten free food restrictions! \n\nWhen we do find a place we can eat, it often offers things that are gluten-free-by-elimination (burger w/o the bun, no sauce or fries, veggies w/o the seasoning, etc.)... Not so with Gather!  Many of the items on the Regular menu are gluten free and they mark that right on it!  This means that the item was designed to be delicious and gluten free all at the same time, not GF if you take out all the flavorful things.  Items that can be made gluten free by request are also specially noted but they told me that these things cannot be guaranteed free from cross contact with gluten.  They actually went to the trouble of making me aware of this and noting this important difference on the menu!!!  When I asked about cross contact and kitchen practices they asked if we had celiac disease... they knew exactly what our needs are and took care of them without batting an eyelash, instructing us to simply notify our server that we were gluten free or had celiac disease and that our selections would be specially prepared to be safe for us.\n\nTo top it all off... Dessert!  Gluten free options went beyond the usual \"raspberry or lemon sorbet\" that one almost exclusively finds and delved into the uncharted territory of Gluten free chocolate hazelnut cake served with roasted date ice cream!  Our table ordered 4 different gluten free dessert options and enjoyed every one... not a sorbet among them (although they did have a tasty sounding stone-fruit sorbet on the menu).  \n\nAs if it couldn't get any better, they serve only in-season items and I believe they focus on organic as well, possibly local.  Not positive but I'm a big believer in \"if it ain't tomato season, don't serve me an insipidly flavorless unripe monstrosity, I'll take my burger without, thankyouverymuch!\".  \n\nPricy... yes.\nWorth it for the gluten free eater or anyone who cares about quality ingredients: YES!\nStaff: friendly, patient, helpful and knowledgeable\n\nWe will make the trek from San Jose to Gather, again.  It was a wonderful meal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1ccIjfhcRnu1rAFJCvUwjA", "date": "2011-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5XJQXiFdyzXJPOJ_UAvMwA", "text": "I have eaten here several times, and it's always great. Good service, pretty decor, relaxing dining room, great food. Some things we have ordered:\n\nWorld's most amazing French Toast\nGoat Cheese and Corn scramble\nVegan \"Charcuterie\" appetizer platter is so creative and delicious. \nPizzas = perfect\n\nEverything is good, but the vegan dishes are truly inspired, and they have lots of gluten free items. It's great to be able to go to dinner with my vegan friends and still have a  really good meal that can include a burger for me. Prices aren't cheap but the quality isn't either.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2qF4CLAU4GnUeO3tKHpXbw", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ZTHAlB4Y17R1mYO_vaUrg", "text": "Not sure why everyone loves this restaurant so much.  I have been there a number of times and remain unimpressed beyond the charcuterie appetizer which is special.  It is expensive, many of the dishes are full of cheese or eggs, and I just can't get excited about the food tastes.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "55-3OgwK-bnamDhfEHpvNw", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ZWMt6F3B6cwRR2ND129QQ", "text": "Came here with a few girlfriends on a Friday night. No reservations but we were able to snag a table pretty quickly. The space is open with some beautiful decor, a casual atmosphere but you could totally dress it up a bit too. \n\nWe all loved the {PIZZA} It was the special for the day that had corn, pancetta and some amazingly fresh tasting heirloom tomatoes. Some of the other girls who were with me said it might have been their favorite pizza they've had in SF!\n\nWe also ordered the {VEGAN CHARCUTERIE} a plate they have been noted for, but I think it fell short of our expectations and while it wasn't bad it wasn't something we would order again.  Another one of my favorite dishes was the {GREEN BEANS} mixed with some bacon and it was wonderfully combined.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jjM8Hqwqj29KUtMXH__2QQ", "date": "2012-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "69VTtDxEts-5AAKV2hywlg", "text": "Tonight was my second or third time at Gather.  My buddy and I split  the Vegan Charcuterie, King Salmon, the Tar Tar, and the chocolate hazelnut cake.  The taste was pleasantly surprising on all counts.  \n\nBy the typical \"American\" serving size, I think the serving size at Gather are on the small side.  By Texan standards, they are tiny.  So I think that Gather is being courageous.  In this this time of \"more is better\" and so many overweight people walking around, the serving sizes were perfect.  I felt satisfied.  \n\nI think with that food and four glasses of wine, the total was about $100.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "C5iO6VX7aS0-54Vele75QQ", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6A1MipPgrZbBzyRYeAVFgw", "text": "So, just looking over my review list, it looks like I give out a lot of 5-star ratings but that's because I tend to review places I really like. I think they deserve the referral and the business - and it is no different with my review of Gather. I went here for dinner with my husband; his co-worker made the reservation. I admit I had reservations dining at a vegan and gluten-free restaurant (the images that came to mind were not pleasant - hay, anyone? =P), but after reading the Yelp reviews, I was encouraged. \n\nAll the reviews about unique and surprising ingredients and the amazing flavors in the dishes are SPOT ON! It seems like Gather's menus change with what ingredients are available because the salad that we ordered is not listed on their website menu. I don't recall the name, but it was something-Turnip Tops with chicken liver. It was delicious and chock full of flavor.. I don't even know how to describe it. For our main dish, we had the cauliflower pizza (recommended by a fellow Yelper) and I'm still thinking about it - a week later. It was an exquisite thin-crust pizza; the crust was crispy (not soggy) and tasted of warm baked bread. For dessert, we had the apple crisp, which I thought was okay - it was too sweet for my taste but my husband thoroughly enjoyed it.\n\nIt was really busy when we went (dinner on Feb. 13). I don't know if it was just that night or not, but I would recommend reservations. We had wine with our dinner so I didn't order anything off the drinks list, although it did look interesting. I can't wait to go back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N5J04Zt94itTejLWhE5yTw", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6A3eg0Cql_n5PZNT5WuZdQ", "text": "I'm guilty for not ordering a vegetarian dish. I ended up getting the ham sandwich instead, but it certainly is not as bland as it sounds! It includes bacon, Wagon Wheel, lemon verbena-charred jalapeno aioli, pickle mustard, and Little Gems. It was so good! Don't let its small size deceive you! It goes well with jasmine milk tea and sparkling water. \n\nVenue: very earthy. Great for groups! The waiters were very accommodating as well. \n\nLocation: accessible by Bart and bus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6AjJTeytOGhEIpF12XKJLQ", "text": "I'll preface the review by saying that, though we had inexcusably bad service, the manager eventually noticed without our prompting and comped wine and part of the entrees. \n\nThat said - our service was inexcusably bad. I have only once ever sent something back in a restaurant, and it was because of the hair in my food here. After that, it took our server close to an hour to bring out entrees; the couple next to us had finished dessert and paid by the time we finally got them.\n\nThe food itself was just OK - don't see what the raves are about. The beet salad I had was good, but the guinea hen entree (special) was underwhelming.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "J65hGqk7PzQ9C-X_2sGAtg", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6fUl3jRfRQhjJgljNPdNfg", "text": "It was a third time at Gather and I'm amazed at how they manage to maintain the quality while keeping the menu constantly updated. \n\nI like how they have options for meat eaters and delicious vegetarian options as well. \n\nWe had a table of 11 people so we could try just about everything on the menu. Everything was fantastic but here a few highlights. On the appetizers side the smoked mussels was a standout. Pizza wise, the kim chi pie was unique and to do for. I don't recall the name of the ice cream, but it was truly divine.\n\nI can't wait to hit Gather again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BK1tZscrf6yiFG25wn3Rdw", "date": "2011-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6pJeffWQKy-VL_FTPdTXZw", "text": "Met up here tonight with a few friends.  We were seated on the heated patio, which was very nice.  I rarely eat beef, choosing to be very particular about where it comes from, so I decided that this was a good place to get a hamburger as the beef is local and pastured (ask to see the source book!).  The burger was delicious, cooked perfectly medium rare.  The accoutrements were also very tasty, though the bun was somewhat plain.  The shoestring fries were very good, even if some of them were too short and seemed more like crumbs, and this is coming from a girl who prefers steak-cut fries.  My friends said their entrees were also delicious.  One thing that sort of irked us was that certain items are labeled as \"gluten free upon request.\"  One of my friends doesn't eat gluten, and ordered the chicken which came with this label.  He asked how it was converted into gluten free, and the server said that the panzanella in the side was simply eliminated.  Not replaced with any other sort of carb, just left off.  But he requested fries instead and they were brought at no additional charge.  We shared the peach crisp for dessert and it was delicious!  I would definitely go back, I really want to try the eggplant lasagna, and the pizzas our neighbors were getting looked divine (and huge)!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R14-G3t5OGyEmP6nOnza2w", "date": "2010-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6tIkg8N95Izzqd-D2R_Utg", "text": "So I've been to Gather more like 10 times now, but haven't written a review - shame on me!\nI love this place! Not only because I know the products are mostly local, and organic, and of the best quality...I go back because the food is good, period.\nI've tried a few different pizzas but my favorites are the Brunch Pizza (sooo good with that egg and caramelized onions), the Pancetta Pizza (again with those caramelized onions and the crispy pancetta). The crust is chewy and bubbled up from being in that hot oven, so good. You cannot go wrong with the pizza.\nWe've tried other things too..vegan charcuterie (pretty and interesting flavor combos!), the burger (perfect), french toast for breakfast (just delicious), beluga lentils with a poached egg on top (tasty and filling) and more...basically everything I've had there, I've liked.\nI'd recommend this place to anyone, the health conscious, the vegetarian, the meat eating pizza lovers, basically everybody.\nWe will be back for sure, breakfast, lunch or dinner, all are good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fBIMOyn0YI8_SBb2vOTIdQ", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6URJRmnIMtq2Jeqr_ZxRXw", "text": "Mostly vegan and gluten free food... ehhhhh.\n\nI'm not too much of a health freak, so the food here was kinda different from what I'm used to eating.  The boyfriend and I ordered the Sibley Pike's Peak squash tofu and a Nettle pizza to share.  The squash tofu dish was served cold, and the tofu was an orange-ish color. There was also some thinly sliced vegetables on the side, I think. The tofu was pretty good, but portion is just really tiny.  The pizza had German Butterball potatoes, goat cheese, rosemary, and leek (or so the menu says), but I don't think I really noticed the potatoes on it.  Still, the pizza was alright.\n\nI don't think the place was all that great, but I'm glad I tried it because I've always walked by it and wondered how the food was. Probably..... won't come back though. :(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a8CX659T80_jhSpPxe3Fpw", "date": "2011-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6VqzG8ZASPn-Wbebl4QwHg", "text": "I had high expectations coming to this restaurant.  Right off the bat I found the menu limited for omnivores and quite abundant for those of the vegetarian persuasion.  Since I enjoy meat my selections were limited.  Both burrata and apple salad appetizers we had were pretty good.  The sausage pizza was the best I've had.  They make their own sausage which has a little more spice than usual but is still tolerable.   My main entree was the salmon which was perfect.  I really wanted a wider selection of meat entrees though.......and I didn't want to partake of the half chicken available.  The server was quite helpful.\n\nThey use good ingredients here.  Didn't think though it was representative of four stars though\n\n3 1/2 stars..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UZV137APTP2puq0MkzJneA", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6XSP7S1OCiaJSHh8AbmhXw", "text": "I am ADDICTED to the Lacinato kale salad! I haven't seen any restaurants offering kale salads before and it is a dish I haven't tried making on my own. This is the only thing I get at this restaurant but the other items look great as well. I leave this place feeling like I've eaten something really healthy, as everything is organic and local. Can be crowded (& slow) at lunch so try to get there before noon or after 1:00 p.m.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "89dX_yDmaRKVz_xrRIvNzA", "date": "2010-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "73WDhqQHpyjCRD6wHuFTpg", "text": "The food here was exceptional!\n\nEvery dish was light and delicious. So many flavors and textures that were present in each bite.\n\nThere were 2 vegetarians, 1 vegan and 1 omnivore at this dinner.\n\nWe ordered:\n-- Vegan \"Charcuterie\" -- Definitely recommend this. They give a piece of paper that describes each dish on there so you know what you are eating. Everything was so delicious and rich without being heavy.\n-- Sheep's milk ricotta pizza -- This was also good and fresh. The ricotta cheese melts in your mouth.\n-- Pumpkin soup -- I was told it was delicious. (vegetarians had this).\n-- Cannelli Beans Black Trumpet Mushroom -- I was told this was amazing. (the vegan had this).\n-- \"Chicken Fried\" Squash -- So amazing. I being the omnivore, read other reviews, and eyes set on this dish. Everyone that said this dish rocked was right on. I can't stop talking about how amazing this dish was. The fried squash with the mashed leeks (or whatever) and hen sauce was such a good mixture of texture and flavors. The fried part was lightly done. I was actually a little concerned that it was going to be heavy with it being fried and all. I am not a fan of fried foods, but this dish had a good amount of friedness which was easier to enjoy.\n\nI would definitely come back here, and bring more friends to try the food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lTYtSpQ3uvDhcOMbO4zwuQ", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_7kSXiRkCExwfL2lJ6ALzg", "text": "Gather asked for help keeping their rating high so here I am because they have helped me so much\n.\n.\n.\n.\nwith one of the best hamburgers I have ever stuffed in my craw.\n\nSeriously, I have dreams about the Gather burger.\n\nI love this place. \n\nEverything else has been solid too. \n\nGather's strength is letting the natural flavors of food come through the preparation. If your palate is accustomed to butter, cream, high heat and salt used by most restaurants, this is not the place for you -- but if you want to taste the essence of your pea shoots, come on in.\n\nGather is aptly named because it's the kind of place where the meal is the event, it has a bit of a European tenor in that regard -- service is luxurious and not rushed.\n\nFinally, special shout out for the friendly, but not unctuous demeanor of the staff. One night in particular stands out  when four of the seven of us were late during prime time hours. There was no grief about seating an incomplete party, even before they realized we'd be ordering $100 worth of cocktails (which, also, are awesome).\n\nExtra credit: the hostesses have great style. I've been known to rock more than one look cribbed from them.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ImcB_stMsi_Y77gtlLaJQA", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7ObBB5cUv4P2z83_0VsuOA", "text": "I really enjoyed my experience here.\n\nWent with two friends on a Friday night around 6 PM. Wait was 45 min so we went elsewhere until a table was ready. Thankfully we had friends to visit in the area so it wasn't too bad. \n\nI love the decor and the interior. We could've sat outside with no wait, but it was a little too cold out, and it didn't have the same vibe we were looking for. The inside is upscale but cozy at the same time. I thought putting the water in milk bottles was a nice touch and it's also nice that they don't charge extra for sparkling water. I ordered the kambucha and it was delicious. It's an acquired taste but I think it's great. \n\nEverything we ate was very fresh. Both pizzas I tried were great - the one garnished with olives was delicious and the tomato sauce was acidic and just fantastic. I loved the pizza dough too. I ordered the burger and it was cooked perfectly. The aioli on the burger was SO good and the onions and lettuce too. The salad that went with the meal was good -- the dressing a little too acidic and tart, though. The fries were great - perfect amount of crisp and once again, very fresh.\n\nWe split a blood orange sorbet for desert. I loved it. The piece of blood orange served with it topped it off. \n\nThis is a great place to celebrate, definitely worth the price and the wait. I would suggest reservations on weekends, just to be safe.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CjmRWw8bFoa6oo9hckF0Cg", "date": "2012-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7rbEy28eHRMYkzhC_xDr_w", "text": "About the Wine list at Gather...it could use some improvement in terms of adding organically grown wines to the list.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "OMzJGm4VZMOFwAMwS-1FPQ", "date": "2011-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7t9CZ6H0rSTcJowZQIsdyA", "text": "The food was really good, with some preparations that I've not seen before and I was rather impressed with the flavor combinations. The reservation was for 5:30, the restaurant was fairly empty yet we were seated next to an occupied table. I'm not particularly crazy about sitting next to the front door, especially in a empty restaurant (or when the windows & doors are open for the patchouli to waft in). The waitstaff were good - knowledgeable and communicative, not always immediately attentive, yet not painfully so. \nOverall a good experience, and I would definitely come back again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jv9rGxs9wBU4jgi5qmSRMg", "date": "2010-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7YdRepxEbuitbdLIWU4R2Q", "text": "I really wanted to like Gather as I have been hearing so many good things about it, see that its often packed when I drive by, and love the idea that they offer gourmet vegan and vegetarian food selections (but they also have sustainable meat options).  I went this past Saturday night with my wife and another couple that was visiting from out of town.  We had reservations at 9pm but arrived about 15 minutes early.  Fortunately, the host was able to seat us early although the table was not a good location (by the main entrance and I had my back to it (this kind of position makes me a bit unrelaxed).  The menu options looked pretty good, but the one thing I couldn't get over were the prices.  The price of everything seemed very high.  Having lived in SF for 5 years, I've been to a number of fine food establishments in SF that had equivalent food at prices which were considerably less.  \n\nI ordered the Fontinella pizza which is basically like a Margherita pizza and it was $16.  Not overly expensive, but expensive for what it was.  When I lived in SF, I frequented a vegetarian restaurant called Source whose prices were much lower with more of a commitment to high quality ingredients and being strictly vegetarian.  I'm sure I'll hit up Gather again at some point (mostly because there isn't much as far as nice ambience restaurants in town for a vegetarian) but with the high prices I won't be a regular.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hHoigAK81AtqSUtBmkqWjg", "date": "2012-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Z5ONAGvEqR2jZeg9dRXWw", "text": "My experience with Gather so far is maddening, so it rates a 0.  They have the most retarded reservation system I have ever known...totally abusive.\nI started on Thursday for a reservation for Sunday (Father's Day).  After 4 phone calls over 3 days, they tell me they will honor my date and time, but I have to call back EXACTLY  24 hours before the reservation in order to hold it.  So I was traveling and ended up calling late...so no reservation.  Are there any other hoops I can jump through for you.  It's now the night before Father's Day and no reservation.  I am invited to come put my name in and TRY for a table.  Sure I'm going to haul an old man down there to stand on the sidewalk and stand there for how long?\nI don't think so!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "dlhHvjWqp52LAn8ZRemiEg", "date": "2010-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_80eDoGNh_XDl444crzYOQ", "text": "Almost didn't eat here.The menu on the window didn't look like anything special, but it was late and hubby and I were hungry and the place was packed.  What I want to know is this: How the hell did they get kale to taste that damn good? It's kale, for heaven's sake. And, what the hell is up with that gazpacho my husband ordere? I've never cared for gazpacho before. But Gather made it taste like something out of this world. I had the vegan appetizer. How was it? There are no words other than fantastic!  I'm determined to try everything on the menu. Service: excellent. Food: incredible.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SRWGH6fq5lD7eo6Qjef8ug", "date": "2012-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "836TY3eKStc-v8u5IVqPAQ", "text": "Wonderful experience all the way around\ngreat menu excellent service and presentation\nnice to be able to please my dedicated veg husband who found so many good things on the menu he was delighted. We enjoyed our meal and returned again with friend who was blown away. Great place to enjoy meal anytime or special occasion. This makes the Brower Center complete. Bravo!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uw0SaD8sBZ4ZvLR1vCd2IQ", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "88SvX4O4Tg2DadlKJ2ezwQ", "text": "I wanted to love this place. Here is my debrief based on two visits:\n+Great pizza. I especially liked it with a farm egg on top. \n+Pretty good kale salad and tofu skin special. \n+Lovely interior design. \n-Terrible service. The hostess was rude to us and our server was a straight a**hole during our meal. (One example: Rolled his eyes when I asked if the hot chocolate was milk chocolate or dark chocolate and snarkily responded \"Yeah, there is milk in it so it's milk chocolate.\" Really? ) \n-Vegan charcuterie... while we were glad we ordered it because it was so interesting, it wasn't exactly tasty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dqwk2Zv5aKKZFmirn8kkZQ", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8cnG6Y1eQI_IYLBLu2RvVA", "text": "What a great new addition to Berkeley.  I've been three times now and each experience has great -- great food, great service, great atmosphere.  Our best experiences have been a casual meal at the bar.  The bartender was well-versed on the menu and full of opinions.  He steered us right with all his recommendations.  Loved the kale salad, pizza, hot toddy (thanks to the bartender for recommending this over a glass of wine when I was fighting a cold).  An excellent spot.  Keep up the good work.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0k03C078Wd1SsM6gOLemmA", "date": "2010-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8ljBKv5ugGxDf0SjrB2mPA", "text": "Nit-Picking.  First a suggestion to diabetics (and others).  I asked for Splenda for  coffee, and was told, a bit uncomfortably, that many people ask for it and it continues to be  under discussion but for now it is not available because it is not natural. I was not offered sugar as a substitute so I'm not sure if that's available either.   They served me iced tea without a lemon (and no sweetener of any kind on the table). I was busy catching up with friends so I drank the iced tea without a sweetener (before I knew of the no-Splenda policy).   Is there something I don't know about lemon that might make it unacceptable?   And there was no salt or pepper on the table.  There were four of us sharing two desserts.  The two desserts were put in the middle of the table for us to share but without separate plates for us and I didn't much like the idea of  double dipping into the desserts so I only had one bite of each.  So next time I'll be prepared with Splenda and perhaps lemon slices in my purse. I grew up in a family restaurant  where I learned that little things mean a lot to customers.\n\nAll that said I did like the burger and fries but the menu is not 50-50 so my choices were limited. My friends all liked their choices which included fig pizza and squid and the ambience was good and the whole place was very attractive.  Next time I'll try brunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M0rQ2sCR7jmaMjAEKSIJGA", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8PV92eZYhDZErggKbidZWg", "text": "I had high hopes for Gather. I like their look and feel, their menu sounds delicious and sustainable but the food is ok, the service is ok. I had dinner there and everything was ok. The vegan \"chacuterie\" was recommeded by our waiter and it was the best item we ordered but just ok.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7h3NkVi-M1RI7UANL9-qvg", "date": "2010-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8QGgcUxoz5a0nsqRlcYhqw", "text": "If this is what it means to gather, then I think I'd rather hunt. \n\n(nyuk nyuk nyuk)\n\nOk, seriously though. We came here at 8 pm on a Tuesday night. The place was packed but luckily we were seated quickly. However, it took forever for our server to even notice us. We were starving and asked for some bread, and it took the waiter about 20 minutes to bring it to us. I later found out they charged us for the bread (what? who does that?). We ordered the wild arugula salad with strawberries (yummy), the duck sausage pizza (very very good) and the gnocchi (tasted kind of like it could have been a frozen entree from Trader Joe's). So I'd say overall the food was GOOD, not great, but the service left much to be desired. Also, not gonna lie, the place is a bit pretentious. It made me miss my regular restaurant of choice, Corso.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OfDWSUDfl8TCPtbfqxAkyQ", "date": "2010-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8rCZ4SrP8EIKja098ezq-Q", "text": "I've been here twice-once on a date with a vegan who said goodnight by giving me a high-five and once with my vegan mother before we went to Berkeley Rep to see a play.\n\nThe food both times was fantastic! If you think that vegan food is boring, than you need to try the vegan selections at Gather. Try the pizzas and the vegan charcuterie plate-but I'm sure everything is delicious.\n\nThey have a great alcohol selection too!\n\nThe one star down is because it got super super busy when I was there with my mom and our waitress disappeared for so long we had to hunt her down to pay the check so we could get to the theatre on time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a4dO4BeicWuCgBBlqU9IwQ", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8tR02GVSPBY2beTlnPiBfg", "text": "I'm always up for an artisanal, seasonal, localized, regional food experience, and have enjoyed such at several Bay Area restaurants. Gather had great potential on first sight: beautiful building, attractive, though uncomfortable, furnishings, open kitchen, great restrooms, and highly recommended by a friend. But even though I had looked at the menu on-line, the list itself that night seemed complicated to decipher. There were ingredients that made no sense to me (and I'm not averse to magical realism). Corn smut? Stinging nettles? Hedgehog? That's all fun, but if I have to ask the server what everything is, then it becomes no fun.\n\nMy friend had told me the Sole was fantastic, but it wasn't on the menu. So she asked if they had any left and the answer came back affirmative. My dum - I didn't ask how it was served (whole, head and all), or the price ($30!). It was smothered in delicious yardwaste - fennel, and some other thinly sliced vegetable. The server INSISTED on bringing it to the table whole, rather than deboning and de-heading first, so then I requested that they take him (the fish) back to the kitchen and return with the edible parts. Whole or dissected, it was just too much mess on the plate, and the sole was bland. With hope, comes disappointment.\n\nMy cocktail, though, a Moscow Mule was dee-licious. My companions reported that the hamburger was quite good, and the half a chicken was just chicken. If I go back, I will order the hamburger or the much touted Spicy Tomato Pizza, served at the table to our right. \n\nIt was a Saturday night, so we came quite early, 5:00 and by 7:00 it was Packed! and Noisy! Not my idea of a good time. But hey, it all only came to $160  (note sarcasm) and included 3 lovely golden wheat beers.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bf7NjLxf9rolM3koNFKtOw", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "97W28dv_NfuTW9AOUWfcOw", "text": "Eureka! Cozy, scrumptious little vegan-friendly date spot! The food is fun, fancy, flavor-filled and has many secret prizes that will delight your pants off. Prepare to be seriously well-fed and pantsless.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hpYmAHWl2aWZRoNkUsUmhA", "date": "2010-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-9Itn9-qFAa7T_dCqfmTKQ", "text": "YUM, YUM, YUM!!!!!  --is pretty much the only way to describe Gather. It's been on my \"To Try\" list ever since it was featured in Esquire magazine some years back and I finallllly was able to visit. The space is nicely decorated and welcoming and provides an open view into the kitchen (which is super clean, by the way). The ingredients are fresh and local which help make the genius menu taste great. \n\nWe had the summer vegetable hash and the farm egg pizza - both amazing. The summer vegetable hash was complex yet simple in taste. The pizza just simply good. I would easily order both items again...except that I'd just love to try more of their menu items. The service was attentive and allowed for sharing of dishes. We not only enjoyed our food, but the housemade soda and fresh squeezed orange juice were delicious.\n\nThere are places you kind of just visit to try out - Gather is not one of those places. Gather is a place to revisit, many times over - for its delicious fare \nat affordable prices and casual ambiance.\n\nDon't waste time by circling around the block to look for parking -- there is parking underneath the building with entry via Kittredge for less than $4 every two hours. Another plus? Reservations accepted via OpenTable. I'm already looking forward to my next visit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p4FsOflitbyFKseYi1610Q", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9s2BObh9rG5Ll482TYlq9w", "text": "The design is beautiful, but the food is still the best!  The chef is Sean Baker, who was sous chef at Millennium before cooking at Google and a few restos in Santa Cruz.\n\nThe ingredients are so simple but the combinations of flavors end up a delicious party in your mouth.  Woop!  Plenty for vegetarians or meat-lovers.\n\nFavorite was the sardine 'bruschetta' where the sardines are definitely there, but perfectly balanced taste and texture-wise with the creamy base on the grilled bread, jalapeno mint puree and crispy fried brussels sprout leaves on top, and marinated egg yolk on the side that pops so you can smear each tasty bite in it.\n\nCastelfranco salad w/ pistachios, mandarins, and grated aged jack(?) was amazing bitter, nutty, sweet, salty, crunchy.\n\nCinnamon-braised lamb small plate falls apart w/ a fork, and served w/ chicories, apples, and yogurt.\n\nVegan charcuterie platter was a big, filling plate, wow.  A vegetarian dish from heaven, altho being an omnivore, I would have liked to eat more of the other dishes vs all veggies, but it was still good and very unique.\n\nActually, our neighbor shared some pizza - awesome chewy crust. Romanesco, rapini, lemon and goat cheese.  Salty and satisfying for our 'dessert'.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IBrL-6twlZmQBGLdV2DQiw", "date": "2010-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9ul7oYIgyDLAKTOv3Y_KAw", "text": "Stopped by their food truck at Jack London, and thought it would be worth checking out the restaurant after encouragement by the wife.  Service was great, and the dishes are well thought out and creative.  I'm an idiot for not remembering the name of the strawberry dish (it's in the collection of photos here), but definitely give it a try.\n\nI was disappointed with their carrot dish (again sorry I forgot the name), which when you consider the ingredients, is overpriced and not a great main plate.\n\nThree of us split 2 main dishes, a salad, appetizer, and bottle of white.  Solid dining experience worthy of a return visit next time Berkeley is on the agenda.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yF22nN7Sh9WIcbyR-MRd2w", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9y6oEfA3mJGXBPBnS3FcNA", "text": "Gather is a great addition to the Berkeley food scene. I have had lunch there several times and have never been disappointed. The kale with garlic and egg is great combined with pizza or a sandwich. The staff is knowledgable and almost everything is organic and fresh. Ths noise level is medium, so it's possible to have a lunch meeting, unlike other restaurants nearby that are just too loud for a meeting.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uIUrXpoSK5XfZyQLUJLO9w", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a345me__6mqMGq1PKXgPaw", "text": "My daughter and I had dinner before a show at Berkeley Rep.  Snooty is a good description of the exchange on the phone, when I made a reservation..  I should have nixed it right there.  We started with the Vegan Charcuterie, tasty but would not order again.  Then a pasta special we wanted to share.  We were told it was a small portion, $13.00.  We paid a dollar for each tiny Lilly shaped pasta.  It was great but we felt taken.  Then came the pizza and a polenta vegetable dish.  Three tablespoons of polenta does not make an entree dish exceptable. This place is highly overrated and should you choose to go, you will be taken for the minuscule portions with high prices.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hDbDk6_XYMovjynTCdjqHQ", "date": "2011-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a7wHsZAR0s9JPrBshRat5g", "text": "Just didn't feel it. I'm a meat eater, and I 'gather' that this place is geared toward vegetarians and vegans, but seriously, enough with the lemon and salt. There are more creative ways to make vegetables taste like an entire meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1KKFt9EYIkxADxbdVJ_fqw", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aaHQsdW1BvZqc3sagOewSA", "text": "Any time I have guests in town I bring them here for dinner. The ingredients are everything at this place. Also... I love how they have Kombucha on tap!  It's one of those places you leave feeling a little healthier.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qNP_Nrko_eWBTMTmiETEjQ", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aAj7q710tC5BSGAwaR0u0w", "text": "Gather- despite the crowds is one of my favorite local eateries, when you can score 2+ hrs for dinner and a movie.  I thought it a vegan veggie dining place however,\nWe shared their signature veggie platter- which was 5 star, and a Niman Ranch cheese burger, Yup range free, organic beef, which was also 5 star, and tasted like NO OTHER burger I have ever had in a resturant, the combo was fabulous, and dining at the counter watching the meals artistically & meticulously prepared was worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-AZM143sBdrvv_ip-VaR9A", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AaQj95PSrVKCGgllUgkKRw", "text": "Gather! A nice classy restaurant in West Berkeley. This is a nice place for a nice occasion. I've been here twice while I was in Berkeley and thought it was good, but it's pretty pricey.. so I'm not sure if I would come here that often.\n\nNow onto the review! My first trip here was with my girlfriend on her birthday, we started off with a meatball appetizer, it cost almost 10 dollars, but we gave it a shot. So 20 mins later, the meatball starter came, and I was like T_____T Soooo small.. They were smaller than those gum balls you get in those quarter machines! And plus there were only like 5 meatballs.. 2 dollars for a meatball haha.. I was thinking..never again.. These must be some amazing meatballs in order to cost 2 dollars each.. The meatball themselves were pretty good in my opinion. My girlfriend thought it was good too, and she's a meatball person, so she can tell whether a meatball is good or not. I personally would not ever order it again..unless I was extremely rich.. but it was a nice.. \n\nNow onto our main entrees, we both ordered the Prather Ranch Burger, it comes with Sierra Nevada cheddar, aioli, and fries. We both cooked it medium, and it tasted really good. I like burgers especially when they juice comes gushing out of your mouth, which this burger totally does! The burger cost 15 bucks, but it was a much better deal compared to the meatballs.. but I would go back for their burger. Forgot to add, the fries were pretty good as well, not as good as the old burger king fries before they changed it.. but still good. \n\nDinner (3.5/5)\n\nMy second trip was a weekend brunch with my girlfriend. We both wanted to try their French Toast, but only she ended up choosing the french toast, I got this corn pizza, which was delicious! It really reminds me of the Cheeseboard Corn Pizza..which is mouth watering AMAZING!! Go try it if you haven't. Yea anyways, the Corn pizza at Gather, was really good. It's not as oily as Cheeseboard, which is a good thing when you consider your health, but it taste just as good. It's different, but in a good way. The pizza bread part taste like naan!! I love naan, so that was a pleasure to find. I could just eat the pizza and then save the crust for later and dip it in some Paneer Tikki Masala from Mt. Everest Restaurant. My girlfriend's french toast was good as well. I didn't really like the prunes and grapes they put over it, but the bread with syrup was goood. Especially the bread. I believe they get their bread from Acme, which is delicious.\n\nBrunch (4/5)\nThis is a long review..I'll wrap it up now. This is a pretty good place. It's definitely on the more expensive side, but I would try their pizzas and burgers. Definitely check this place out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3Mfg-vwK9CRfjTBMxQamSw", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aBSbR-31zD6F7w72PHgKbg", "text": "Roasted beet salad with chicken was a great lunch.\nService was better than last visit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RUuYjkF0kfA7l4bpcB591A", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AcZvjkAZDiSHEvGat__Hsw", "text": "Gather is a good place for a special occasion. It is a bit expensive for a casual meal, and the menu is sometime esoteric. I have had breakfast there twice, and was glad I had a reservation because the place was packed. OTOH, I dropped by with a friend for a mid-week lunch a couple of weeks ago and we had no trouble finding a table outside. I suggest looking for slightly off hours if you don't have a reservation. I haven't tried it for dinner yet because it s pricey, but will probably book it the next time we want something special.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eA7Be-VGBSO9uNhmhaDp1g", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AeyFCTPFLoHG85wZRipDVQ", "text": "Burrata $12\nGarghinelli $13\nHerb Sausage $13\nSweet Potato Soup $8?\nVegan Charcuterie $16\nSpicy Tomato Pizza $16\nHen of the Woods Pizza $17\nGoat Milk Semifreddo $6.50\nChocolate Crema $9\n\nWe had a truly delicious meal here! Atmosphere was nice, cozy yet very spacious. Decor was modern, mostly filled with reclaimed wood and glass pieces. Noise level was medium, but then again, we weren't the most quiet party here!\n\nSince there were too many things on the menu that we wanted to try, we just picked everything that sounded good. Because of the seasonal ingredients, the menu changes often, so check on the website to get an idea of what's currently being served and ask for the specials, should they not tell you.\n\nAll the dishes were distinctively flavourful, although they varied highly in sizes and portions (soup was very generous, white the garghinelli was much smaller). The pizzas are best shared by two people with the addition of an appetizer, as they were on the large side for a single person, but wouldn't be filing enough for two. Really enjoyed the Spicy\nTomato one, as it had a bite that would go away in seconds. \n\nWhat I really liked about Gather was the service.. it was just the right amount\nof attentiveness without us feeling smothered. All wait staff was courteous and friendly.\nPlates were changed seamlessly, water never ran out, and we never had to wait for anything.\nI would definitely go back, and this is just based on my experience only. \nI'm not sure why there are people complaining about the hipster vibe, or its bland dishes,\nbut I had a really positive experience on all counts.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rP1JhMcc7sZTzW3KzLpL9w", "date": "2011-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AGsC_JWTBN089gXtUkdq4w", "text": "A bit absurd. Trying to be high-end cuisine. However, it was good. We all shared and had a good time. \n\nThe Vegan Charcuterie was fun. The specials were all quite good. The veggie sides were excellent. \n\nThe choc hazelnut cake was good. \n\nThe creme caramel was not very good. Tasted too planty. Perhaps they were trying too hard. Definitely on the whole took themselves too seriously, but it was good. Service was fine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cSIYCBxLZ0wbcRpJTRL_hg", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ahUziqNCYFiTxQoz6yELew", "text": "We had dinner last night and the cherry gazpacho was one of the most delicious and most\ncreative things we've ever eaten! The pizza was great great great! The goat was fab fab fab fabulous!!!\nThe salmon was scrumptious! The vegan charcuterie was yummie as always! What wasn't good? \nThat we were full and had to leave.... Love this restaurant!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XC-eiZ0TCw2S-S1mgyAQ1w", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "akxN9Bwd7r__G8pG3D8I_A", "text": "My third trip to Gather. Second time for dinner. Good food. Questionable service.\n\nApologetically arrived 8 minutes late for our 6PM reservation. Parking sucks. Were given the option of outside or in. Though it was a nice evening, the patio lacked luster, so we both wanted in. There were a ton of empty 2-tops in/around the main part of the restaurant (it was early on a Sunday eve), but the host directed us to a table alongside a partial wall by the bar with a direct view into the wait station. I gestured toward the center of the restaurant and asked if we might be able to sit elsewhere. He obliged, but basically plopped the menus down on a table and walked away without a word. Maybe we were being punished for being late and then being \"picky\"? Shame on us! \n\nThe sardine appetizer was yummy. We shared a Fontinella pizza with 2 farm eggs, which was also good - esp. the crust and the eggs on top - though we both ended up adding salt to bring out some flavor. We had three different cocktails. They were all pretty good. \n\nService started out great and then diminished. Our server was a young, tall, curly-headed guy. Cheery, helpful, maintained steady eye-contact, steered us toward particular cocktails... brought things quickly, checked on us... but somewhere along the way we must have irritated him. That much was clear. Was it joking that we liked the \"jam on toast\" cocktail he recommended, but found it reminiscent of shower gel? Was it asking for salt? Maybe it was saying we'd take a look at the desserts although we probably wouldn't have anything more and wanted to sit a bit longer and chat. When he came back, maybe it was saying we hadn't yet taken a look. Regardless, the eye-contact was nil, the smiles were gone, and there was a general undertone of irritation. Check was put on the table without any personal acknowledgement... maybe a \"thanks\" under his breath after he'd already turned away. Basically, it seemed like he wanted us to get the hell out to free up the table unless we planned to order more (It was 7:30). Irritated or not, professional service doesn't show it. \n\n ~$65 incl. tip. I'm not in a hurry to go back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lfp_Wa0GCjgpInSpBB9Jsw", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "akzovDAe2LXh0T0hd6B0mw", "text": "They've worked out the kinks. The restaurant is in full swing. The food is incredible. Something to please every diet. Including one helluva burger.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aLsX7vy8PS9jJ4p0t0ksxg", "date": "2010-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AM8FMg2hqDnHwbyzCFI-rw", "text": "The mushroom pizza is to die for.  So freakin' good!  Really nice, friendly service.  Thumbs way up!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_k1SZqmthiRtPRj7z48iaA", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "An9xrS8DYCOGmK5_Sk2_Gg", "text": "Went there on a Friday night.  Had open table reservations, but still had to wait 15 minutes.  Place is warm.  Inviting.  Great concept.  Great idealism.  Sad to say food is just so-so.  The four of us shared everything as follows.  The fried mushroom could have been fried cardboard.  They were so overfried as to be unable to taste any mushroom.  (This also pertains to the french fries too.)  The veg charcuterie was inventive, but pricey at little veggies for $14.  We had two pizzas both chewy and tasty.  The salad was crisp and plentiful.  Desserts were pretty average.  Overall a great place for beer salad and pizza.  The other stuff, eh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zheOeHzzo1d3OxPh9SoF7g", "date": "2010-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "at3k4Ppog_mit1gecG33pw", "text": "Gather makes me want to eat more veggies. If you're a vegetarian or vegan, this place would be quite a treat. Gather takes pride in their greens and they also promote locally grown sources. With that, you're going to pay a bit more, but I think it's worth it. \n\nI went there for my girlfriend's birthday and I have been meaning to try it since I read about the restaurant from Esquire Magazine. They held chef Baker to be quite a rising star and Berkeley's next to my home town so I had to make a visit. Here's the thing though, finding parking in Berkeley is a big problem. You're safer taking BART or bus, but parking is just horrible at the evenings on weekends. Hopefully you reserved time for this. We didn't and circled around for quite a while. \n\nGather is definitely a place where people, well, gather. It's a restaurant on the corner and attracts a lot of attention with its huge bay windows. Actually a few times we had visitors peering into our table (I'm glad I didn't have food in my mouth). They were friendly though. It's louder than the photos people post suggest, so be prepared for that kind of ambiance. People and music echo throughout, but it made it a bit festive though. \n\nWe ordered three items between the two of us: the pickled strawberries, the pizza special, and the barbecue chicken. I also tried the ginger beer, which was the best I've had. The strawberries dish won the prize for appearances, but the thin-crusted pizza won it for taste. It was a medium sized pizza topped with asparagus, jalapenos, and corn. Somehow it was of perfect balance. Our final entree of BBQ chicken (young) and it didn't disappoint neither. It was juicy with a great seasoned skin. I was stuffed after the meal, but of course we ordered a dessert. We vouched for the kumquat tart. The ice-cream on the side refreshed us from the hearty meal. \n\nAlmost five stars, but it's getting there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MJ8lq1t68qMGjOB5wE9o5w", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aTDsIK7icVaY5KqkhgArUA", "text": "Want to prove to your meat-loving friends that vegan food can be absolutely delicious - without leaving them feeling like something is missing with the dish? Try the vegan charcuterie. Hands down the best vegetarian or vegan dish I've ever had.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eWMwwItpHJWilFAUACBEqg", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "atRU8vKFVjQGQcaFAetffQ", "text": "Took my vegetarian niece here for dinner,along with three carnivores.  Most of us ended up ordering vegetarian meals.  Not because that was the only choice, but because it looked so darn good!  We had two kinds of pizza, artichoke on black rice, and roasted chicken.  Everything tasted as good as it looked!\n\nWe also had an appetizer sampler on a wooden plank and it was exquisitely presented.  I didn't know half of what I was eating,but who cared?\n\nWe finished with a variety of desserts which were heartily sampled by everyone. \n\nThe service was warm and friendly, with just the right amount of information about each dish.\n\nI would definitely go back to this place, with or without my vegetarian niece!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MiOO9vIxXGEsWwLlgugXUA", "date": "2012-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AWDd5ziDWTyKhrl9QnR09Q", "text": "I've been to Gather once for lunch and another time for the bar.  I can't recall the finer details but I do know I dig their laid back atmosphere, the earth-y decor.  As for the lunch experience, the server was super friendly, though very soft spoken.  Their food was excellent!   Overall a good place to dine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F7k2vBiIHc0ysP9pkHVdkQ", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Az7URAH83WFpk8qh1bwW8A", "text": "Yum. The burger was one of the best we've had and the Fontinella pizza was also quite good. Service was friendly and attentive. If we lived closer we'd be regulars.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q-kBgH-JZSLKqkdzUG9YQA", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B0VisD8NPSYEFeJNt5uXbw", "text": "I keep trying to like Gather but it's harder and harder the more I go there... and recent meal there is my last.  The wait staff is smug and inept... reaching across customers constantly and not showing up for long periods of time.  The food is occasionally very good but at least half of it is very oily and lacking in flavor.  It's not inexpensive.  The most annoying quality is their refusal to reserve a table at a reasonable time for six people.... it's 5:15 or after 8:00.... and I find this greedy and rigid of them.\nNo more.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KolFqAFwer0TZk2GXaa_cw", "date": "2011-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b1UHo3UVYN7c22xbvah-ug", "text": "Had an excellent experience when trying this place for the first time a few nights ago for my wife's birthday. The staff were friendly, efficient but not all over us, and everything we ate was delicious. The atmosphere was very inviting too. \nThe salad we shared was incredible, and I have to say the hamburger I had was one of the best ones in recent memories without a doubt. My wife had the gnocchi, which was also quite good but maybe not as amazing as the burger. \nNoticed some fantastic-looking pizzas being served too, which I will probably try next time. We will definitely be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SufeI3CAloVra8tU5ypXjQ", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b5A57Y_24Za-_N9EMoDzSQ", "text": "2 years after opening and this place keeps getting better all the time. Had THE BEST BRUNCH yesterday . Wonderful, comforting winter food. Pork terrine with mustard sauce - beautiful presentation and light, non greasy  flavors. Poached Eggs with pork belly and potatoes with a slightly spicy seasoning was better than any Eggs Benedict I've ever had. \n\nFor dessert- I know this sounds weird- we ordered Pancakes with persimmon, pomegranate and whipped ricotta cheese.It was a regular brunch item but sounded soooo good. Glad we did.  Incredibly rich without a s_load of sugar. 2 of us shared \nand could only eat half. Totally worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XWLGvNs-ZsZsGF7OTMg5IA", "date": "2011-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b7i1jNqU-_8DzXGCHpXEYw", "text": "great place. I love love the Vegan charcuterie. The place is very stylish.\nIt's not cheap so if you are trying to eat for cheap - probably not the place for you.\n\nUnless you order one dish and a beer - but that could be kind of wasting the experience", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EjxCtPlFN9vx7oru6IV8yw", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b86rqApC_VK4i37E_4YNPA", "text": "My husband and I both loved this place. If you go there, you should request for Erich to be your server. He was awesome. He took the time to explain the menu and answer all of our questions, even though it looked like he was slammed with tables. The food was amazing. We got the burger, split pea soup, and duck sausage pizza. All of it was so flavorful. The only bad thing was the lights from the Cal football stadium that came on after 8 pm. They flooded the whole restaurant and many diners were complaining that the lights were shining right into their eyes. It was shining right into mine, but after awhile I didn't even notice since I had all of that yummy food to distract me. I think they need to invest in some shades or curtains. We will definitely be going back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5-Rgu23RP1IzATp90KWZw", "date": "2010-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BbkItVn8HbHlyLdOrJmoDQ", "text": "Went here last week as it's my fave place in Berkeley. We decided to go vegetarian based on the streak I've been on. \n\nWe wanted to lighter meal and started with the charcuterie which I usually love but this time it was... interesting. And you know what that means when something is either good, bad, or \"interesting.\" The combos of seasonal produce didn't \"hit\" the incredible way they sometimes do. My friend and I were both surprised.\n\nThe pizza was good with seasonal veggies but light on pizzaz; it was almost bland. I know it's (veggie) pizza but at Gather I expect more. I've had made-at-home home veggie pizza in a regular oven, and you can make it very tasty with all kinds of topings, so my expectations were set.\n\nPluses for Gather that are consistent: atmosphere and good service. The wait staff are always very nice yet not overly attentive. And this time there was no wait!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6J04e_ATdsTKJS7zZpCToQ", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BBu2rUDwOWdMkB_LIUd6jA", "text": "Awesome Bee Sting cocktail. Yummy kale salad...Very fresh foods. Would definitely come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GmNVIW5iXzkQBzCrNb-atA", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bb_Yc56wSzbTFBejqpmzHQ", "text": "Very comfortable outdoor seating but the food disappoints. Wine and food selections both limited. The setting has a lot of potential but the restaurant needs to work on its food and menu.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6qBpgv82z0__EnFHmXeFaw", "date": "2010-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bg5bWsmu_2xxq68dVgxKlg", "text": "I've been twice now and would definitely go back.  Our first visit we had the vegan charcuterie and the chanterelle pizza.  Good LORD the pizza was the best I've ever had.  Seriously amazing.  Great crust and the combination of ingredients was spot on.  \nSecond visit was not as impressive.  We ordered the squid appetizer, burrata, and collard pizza.  Still good, but nothing compared to the chanterelle pizza.  Too bad it's not always chanterelle season...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2sZgqrwInx3nmKoDxedncQ", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BGBPXZVbOedaZC_g0fUsJA", "text": "I love the food, it had smokey and spicy flavor. I ordered pizza, it was really yummy haven't tasted smokey spicy pizza. \n This place is good for vegan and for Veggie lovers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vCb-QL9aD31lu_f7ZwCwHg", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bh4awQOJf4CVqqKYvLYKmg", "text": "Because the menu changes frequently...you just never know what you're going to get.  I will say that we went the Friday after Thanksgiving and that menu was UH-MAY-ZING...best meal we've had all year...great, great place if you get a great menu spread.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oXfDlFVCB4YW8zGEjDBprg", "date": "2011-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BI-wITDxiLHqOFxU0LC6ew", "text": "Great place to \"Gather', oops! :) Okay best pizza! I had the potatoe, fennel and goat cheese, wonderful. A thin pizza crust, airy with layers showing with the goat cheese and thin slices of potatoe and just about the right amont of sea salt.  I say it's better than that pizza place on Telegraph across from Walgreens, that Margarita pizza was just bought tomatoe sauce. Gather is truelly a delight for non meat eaters, I will be going  back, I hope they continue to keep me happy.....Wish they had pasta....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7RsdY4_1Bb_bCf5ZbK6tyQ", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bm7vo5HZXQ328U4WNSb-mQ", "text": "AMAZING. DELECTABLE. DELICIOUS!!!!! the most AMAZING food i have EVER tasted! They make vegetables taste better than ANYTHING i have ever tasted!! it is hands down my favorite restaurant ever. Romaine salad (seasonal) is my FAVORITE!! the roasted chicken is amazing to.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pNi0sYVlQFNMXRtK_3JWpw", "date": "2012-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bmULdhqjjah_eDETj1w9rQ", "text": "This is my new favorite place to meet folks for lunch or dinner.  As a vegetarian, with carnivore friends, I sincerely appreciate a restaurant that focuses on delicious, creative food for both .  I highly recommend that you give this place a try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a9WMVnx2AaCM7m1hoTyy4g", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bnfWubaatzlDM6sXnI5vaQ", "text": "We had an outstanding meal here last night. We were in a group of five, and we had made a reservation, so although it was packed, they seated us immediately. And despite a long line of walk-ins waiting, they did not rush us through the meal, which was nice. The staff was terrific, very friendly and knowledgeable, but gave us plenty of room to enjoy the meal. Our waiter kindly told us that we were ordering too much (because we wanted to try everything), but we did it anyway. He was right, but it was worth it. Everything we ate was terrific, but particular kudos for the vegan charcuterie, the duck sausage pizza, and the marinated burrata. All of the presentations were lovely, and the ingredient combinations were creative and delicious. The wine list is nice, with a few unusual choices. The pisco sour was also outstanding. If they can maintain this food quality, it will be a favorite for us. Great place for people with dietary restrictions, as gluten-free or vegan dishes are clearly marked on the menu.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2lvLcZWKICcmlVYw_I2oQg", "date": "2010-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BNijVxOewIvZInux-Qjf8g", "text": "I am in love with the idea behind Gather. \nThe support for the local farming community and the idea of sustainable food is clearly showcased by the whole Gather team. It is reflected in every piece of this restaurant, from the wooden and concrete modern interior by Nicole Sillapore (http://www.sillapere.com/)  to the menu items developed by Sean Baker and his team.\nEverything here is executed with great care and a deep appreciation for food. \n\nSo with that being said, you will definitely find some combination you are not very familiar with, but hey be adventurous. For example their breakfast/brunch menu is a bit out of the ordinary but their polenta with fresh vegetables as well as the brunch pizza was to die for!\nAs far as dinner goes, I really recommend the vegan charcuterie plate It's nothing you will find somewhere else), the pizzas and the burger. \n\nThe flavor and presentation is great and good for the price but nothing which truly knocks me off my socks. Two thumbs up for gluten free bread on the menu though!!!!\nService is ok, a bit slow at times.\n\nI'll come back and try some other menu items and hopefully I will be able to up my rating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l6RQulgvEGc-Q6ByztL0VA", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bnv5cb_trdvOxMAuxecmbw", "text": "The ambience lighting and just overall look of the restaurant is great... our waiter had a lot of tables to tend but was definitely making her way towards our table as much as she could. The mussels and squid legs are so good all the food is locally produced so you can definitly count on freshness and our food came pretty quick after we had ordered .Overall the service was really good for a Friday night.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dqqh7iXwbOADpztRVXYYLg", "date": "2011-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bpH-DQfIMm9SnfPmw38N6w", "text": "Eh.\nMy husband and I spent $92 on dinner for 2 the other night, which included 3 drinks, a pizza, and a main dish (beef shoulder), plus tip and tax.  In no way did I think this dinner was worth that much money.  My husband's cocktail was decisively not good...just kind of flat and bitter and unexciting.  The pizza was good, but pizza, especially at $16/small pie is pretty easy...oily bread, cheese and good things on top.  The beef was the biggest disappointment....dry, tough, nothin' special...which at $24, is an issue.  The atmosphere was okay, but trying a bit hard to be the hip Berkeley \"you can't afford Chez Panisse\" varietal. Eh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0gmI3ExOiYVrm3Rkow2wkQ", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BxDsJ5VoVHas-w4Dqwd4yg", "text": "decent", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4r-8Ty-TB-NOX5huxXY_hQ", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bxjvJMjxVVHDyxBIiD3c0w", "text": "I went to Gather for lunch, and I am impressed.  In fact, I'm daydreaming about my next opportunity to go.  \n\nFirst, the ambiance is warm and welcoming.  It is an open space and while it seats quite a few people, it never seemed too noisy to carry on my own conversation.  \n\nSecond, and most importantly, the menu.  It is well-balanced between vegetarian/vegan and meat options.  What's more, I feel happy and satisfied ordering vegetarian fare at a restaurant that serves meat that comes from local sustainable family farms.  Any restaurant that makes available the lengthy list of local and sustainable producers that provide the fruits, vegetables, land and sea animals, and dairy with additional links to those producers' websites gets my vote and my dollar.\n\nWhich brings me to the possible only downside to Gather.  It is pricey, and this may be a deterrent for some.  But,  I believe that with today's animal industry one votes with one's dollar.  I had the Kale salad with chopped egg for lunch, and it was delicious.  The portion was the perfect amount and I was happily sated.  The salad was $12 with an additional $2 added for a chopped egg.  This may seem like a lot, but you are most assuredly getting more bang for your buck.  Also,  I am willing (and able) to spend $2 for an egg from a hen that is treated humanely and is allowed to live a natural life instead of one in a wire cage without any access to fresh air, grass, exercise or sunshine.  I am also happy to give my money to local farmers who are attempting to do something different and radical (maybe not for Berkeley or California) and who charge more for their products instead of externalizing costs to the environment, communities and animals themselves.    \n\nI would highly recommend Gather for brunch or lunch, and I have every intention of going for dinner sometime soon.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JOjZ6khsnR4CKI4w246Izw", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ByYNm4CnMtok2KJVyuZfeA", "text": "I have been to Gather 3 times already, and there is no question that it's awesome.\nI build furniture, so I pay attention to little details in finish. This place cut no corners. Really, 5 stars for design.\nThe staff is very helpful and nice, and the dining experience is excellent.\nThe fig, egg pancetta pizza is phenomenal. Better dough the Delfina, which inaccurately is assumed to be the best pizza in the bay area.\nOnly two gripes:\n- the food is def expensive, making it hard to come here often.\n - the menu, while elegant, thoughtful and local, seems to lack depth, as I always find myself going to the same items, and I am not too picky.\nHowever I need to check them out for dinner, see how the menu varies. I will leave my 5th star for the dinner visit.\nGreat job guys!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sdAchtHvBS-XFcT4tPUQ5g", "date": "2011-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C0QrqE6w_uNI4wmyH6ZGEQ", "text": "LOVE this place- amazing soft atmosphere, great decor!  Awesome service.  Loved the vegetarian platter, chicken was fantastic.  Great place.  Will definitely return", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fqaeS86w1Rhh5C3CLW7LKw", "date": "2010-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C1Dvg-Nky8HeB15NQvlkXA", "text": "hip looking place but  food was far too oily....not worth $19 a plate...\ndrinks were mediocre and expensive .\nwe might give it a second try ,  the pizza looked good on almost every table...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Jj_syeUtRyXjcBS2LAEsyw", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c4PdC2MH9l0KU-UazNhCgw", "text": "You know ... I really like Gather and eat here regularly with friends. The cocktails are very creative, the salads are delightful and the whole pizza/small plates thing is pulled off in a way that doesn't feel trendy.\n\nMy advise to you CARNIVORES is DON'T PANIC. On our last visit my friend raved about the half chicken and his GF had what looked to be a perfectly prepared chop (one of that evening's specials). I had sole with lentils. Spot on.\n\nMy only complaint is the acoustics; man does it get noisy when it's crowded.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "13KpUnHdct6b3kaqtpoq5A", "date": "2011-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CbcJ0c6lCxcaxKj3Ymq9hA", "text": "Came here for a wonderful lunch with my mom and sister. We split the fig and pancetta pizza, crisp yet also chewy crust topped with arugala, the kale dish (which also includes roasted parsnips and carrots), and the heirloom tomato, burrata and sliced artichoke heart salad.\n\nSix-year-old nephew had sides of scrambled eggs and bacon. He picked up the bacon and gulped it down with a glazed expression on his face and then proclaimed \"This is so good.\"  He also had fresh squeezed orange juice. Lucky kid!  Even luckier for us, he only had a few sips and then we fell upon it.\n\nRestaurant is sunny and spacious, with vegetables on display on the kitchen counter instead of cuts of meat or fresh fish. Heard more than one person in the bathroom raving about the pine and sage liquid handsoap. That kind of place, with that kind of customers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E_9WOCYIGHtT2nbcY4_t4w", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CdFcyDWVV8xq37ekMP-RFg", "text": "Tasty, organic, hip, relatively new, very California place. Pricey, but it has to be if it's going to be \"hip.\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CdJ0qpwKnj67p0_9QE31Mw", "text": "Okay--my expectations were high. Local, organic, great chef, the Gather buzz was that it hit all those notes we prize here in Berkeley. The squid salad reflected those qualities, but oh my goodness, at what price? Well, 12 bucks for 3 slices of baby squid, 9 small white beans, 7 peas and a few lettuce leaves. I am not one to count the food on my plate--this was actually a first for me--but I found the situation rather striking. I also had to find something to do at my luncheon date, because, although I am a slow eater, this teensy amount of food did not lend itself to a leisurely eating experience. I am not a huge eater, and I get the less-is-more idea, but in this case I think the ratio got a little skewed. A lunch salad should not feel like an appetizer at the dinky side of the spectrum--especially at 12 bucks. Maybe some bread would help? Tried to fill the remaining time by ordering a cafe au lait. Got the sort of bewildered look one would expect ordering an espresso drink in a rural diner. Tried to explain how to make this drink to our kind but not especially skillful server. The coffee in the cappuccino I got was distinctly sub-par (time to clean the machine?). Bottom line: if I want local, organic great chef as well as a decent lunch, I shall gather elsewhere,\n**Umm--editing--why is my May review appearing with March reviews? Does Gather pay to have bad recent reviews bumped down?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WOUzSBqCR4UuaMANp7MPpg", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cetXd0jbmkVIItfgyvb_2A", "text": "Good, well prepared, innovative food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "raXKhfocXb0RPP6TJwqL6Q", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CeY2STiFofeROgl03xPQcg", "text": "I went on a friday night with three girlfriends, and we got seated very quickly! The decor is beautiful and the tables are spaced out nicely, so you feel like you have space. It was the perfect amount of \"fancy\" so that you could dress up or dress down and still feel like it was a special evening.\n\nFirst and most importantly, the pizza was to die for! I had their special that day, something with corn and pancetta and heirloom tomatoes. The pizza was the perfect moistness without being watery, the flavors melded together beautifully, and the crust was fluffy, light, and chewy. Everything I could ever ask for in a pizza! I would come back again just for this.\n\nThe rest of the dishes:\n-vegan charcuterie was novel and interesting, but I probably wouldn't get it again.\n-green beans with bacon appetizer is very tasty\n-the \"lobster meatballs\" were also very tasty, but an unexpected texture for \"meatballs\".\n\nAll in all, it is a great place for a classy dinner with friends or family.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fZUwISZ-kQ18Rhl_fsRTkw", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ChPbY6RzaU_UssltVaYraQ", "text": "I was so excited to go here, one because the owners have other great restaurants and two because they had so many delicious vegan friendly options on their web menus. But when I got to the restaurant, the menu hardly had any vegan options! So I had potatoes. It was unfortunate. If you have any dietary restrictions, I would go elsewhere like Fellini or Herbivore for brunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7LaFixn8n2VyDAbPLUPTlQ", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ck5iczcgwQ2KT3z0LJt3Bg", "text": "Based on reviews, I expected this place to be pretentious and have a long wait, but experienced neither. We couldn't make a reservation but walked in and were seated within about 10 minutes (on a Friday around 7:15). Service was solid, attentive, and helpful. Four of us shared two delicious pizzas (spicy tomato and summer squash) and a hearty kale salad, which was just the right amount of food. To me, the pizza crust tasted authentic italian-- perfect balance of doughy and crispy. Bottom line: yummy, filling, yet not overly heavy food, with a good ambiance.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h80lUlJXzBik-JmQYCEmBg", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ck6S6wK2Qhp-uGNIiqADNA", "text": "There are many unique things about Gather, but my favorite is that you can have a vegan and carnivore eat side by side without attitude.  So much in the foodie world get pretentious and exclusive, but Gather is not like that.  The staff was accommodating with my endless questions and the food was just delicious.  Cocktails were well balanced, not too sweet, which I personally dislike.\n\nFaves: Kale salad, rumble seat cocktail & pisco punch, vegan pizza and vegan plate.  \n\nI like the source book they have and the staff seems to know a lot about the sourcing.  You can go there and just eat and not worry about any of it, or you can get really involved with the process.  It's up to you.\n\nParking can be challenging.  Take BART, walk or ride if you can instead.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LRVZi9LJ-m5qPCKShtayMA", "date": "2010-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cMuOjFvW6ybgWxeiELVbvA", "text": "This is one of my favorite restaurants and I come here every chance I get.  They have a great selection of cocktails, but I always get the Bee Sting - it's the perfect combination of lemon, honey, and mint.  My friend loves their Corpes Reviver II.  For an appetizer my friends and I like to split one of their pizzas, and they are always good. For the main course I am tempted to try on of the many options but I always end up getting their Ranch Burger.  It is one of the tastiest burgers I've ever had, and is what keeps me coming back to Gather.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JdKuRm1p48t3_0W319zltg", "date": "2012-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cOPCcN3yVV4tSjk21ct9HQ", "text": "Wonderful!\n\nI'm always an organic/local/sustainable kind of gal, especially one who likes to try vegan/vegetarian options just to see how talented the chefs are at making those typically-flavor-limited options very colourful to the palate.\n\nAnd they definitely succeeded!\n \nMy boyfriend and I had the vegan charcuterie, which was a lot of fun to see just how creative the chefs were, and was definitely a hit! One of the samples had an almost bacon-like taste to it, so we were very pleasantly surprised! \nWe also had one pizza, which was also scrumptious, esp. since the crust was so mochi-squishy/puffy and oh-so-good...\n\nThe wine list was also impressive, since their selection is all from local (or, CA) vineyards.\n\nWe didn't stick around for dessert, but... the dessert menu looked awesome! Have to go back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J2k0yBlFoo-IUlmnz4hFvg", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cr6L-y95RL4xoeWQ8CL9uw", "text": "The bad:\nMy wife's burger not cooked to order- well done and she asked for medium rare.  The drip coffee was terrible.  Not everyone drinks lattes and cappuccinos. Unexpected in a great coffee city.  I think they slum with tulley's.  As advertised they are a bit pricy but that is to be expected due to location and the want to be affluent cliental. \n\nThe good: \nI will say that the food was excellent.  Had the hedgehog eggs and they were great. Plain yet the spices and cheeses blended well together with the eggs.  The potatoes were seasoned well and complemented the eggs.   Don't ask for catchup, it's a tomato montage (salsa). Would have been  nice to have been offered preserves with the gluten free bread( which was pretty good).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TMSqIqOFhpSxW97Xfu4epQ", "date": "2012-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CtkjdEkpaITpDwYgDnhL9A", "text": "Maybe this is the place that will break the downtown Berkeley curse on good restaurants (We will try FIVE this weekend).\n\nI liked Gather. The feeling is very Euro modern, noisy, busy, aluminum, glass and exposed heating ducts. The food is equally organic, though more Local Bay Area chic than Euro.\n\nThe room buzz is fun, all ages: from CAL frosh on their first date (really) to wizened gray haired professorial types in deep discussion.\n\nThe food is good, but not quite the Gourmet Organic Veggie Crunchy Granola mecca that some describe. The basic problem seems to be trying to get too many different flavors on a single plate: The halibut small-plate, the rice pudding and especially the veggie charcuterie all suffer from this. No that the flavors, or the dish as a whole, are bad, just that less would have been more.\n\nThe meatballs were good, but not as good as at Marzano (on College Ave.) Oh yes, the toast was burnt and also suffered from some kind of flavored oil rub (Rosemary?) that tasted more like the ozone smell after an electrical fire.\n\nService: Pleasant, friendly, and not very good. Long delays between courses were clearly recognized by the staff, but an outright apology was never forthcoming.\n\nOn the whole, in spite of the negative sounding comments above, we liked the place and will go back - it is a positive addition to the campus area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zEwkAoqbYwZbqfsZFRCP4w", "date": "2010-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CWcjARhxBaKNqGqPX0p2mQ", "text": "I haven't been this impressed with a menu in such a long time. So creative and delicious!!\n\nThe vegan Charcurterie blew my mind and tastebuds and left me immediately saying I NEED to come back for this all of the time. The ingredients were so creative and everything came together to form such amazing tastes. And for only 16$! Pizza was great too. \n\nI want to go back often and try everything on the menu.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "evMHhy7Co_ZxPzdfZzoo8A", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cwk3Q8uH5XX3DTocYZ6Tuw", "text": "Some of the most innovative food I've ever tasted and all sustainably sourced from local producers and purveyors. Very approachable for all palates and pocket books. You must try the Vegan Charcouterie Platter and the wood fire pizzas.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u4iNGREB9y1XFnPWpWn_lw", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CxXDAEzJ9PTiC6Fsc2sn7Q", "text": "Delicious food, kid friendly, reasonable prices for a special meal.\nVegetarian entrees are unusual and delicious and the breakfast pizzas are a tasty treat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "T-4r-LLlXzdy38APXLVegg", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cYUe27zmUZ8rxph2fTYLxw", "text": "We had a potato / leek / goat cheese pizza (the \"Nettle\")and a stuffed cabbage dish. I also enjoyed a tall glass of Imperial IPA. The flavors were fantastic with an atmosphere to match. And at least for the vegetarian dishes, the prices are reasonable for that special night out.\n\nI haven't tried them all, but in my opinion, this restaurant easily places in the Berkeley top 5.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DvsBQ_J1KHL7LgGBUt6mLw", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CZisvzRCSmBRUXpWeE354w", "text": "Pros: healthy, local, flavorful food with accommodating and friendly staff.\n\nCons: so expensive! I know you get what you pay for, but it's more of a special-occasion place. Also, it's noisy and you can get stuck next to a table-full of loud talkers and have them hijack your evening. \n\nThe vegan charcuterie was really great. I didn't like the corn-tomato polenta, which is strange because tomatoes and polenta are among my favorite foods, but the mushrooms (Summer Mushroom Pate) were transcendent. \n\nI've been there twice and both times the salads were very good. This time, the \"Summer Salad\" was excellent, with a really lovely Cabernet-dill vinaigrette and very fresh foods. Also, I am always a sucker for a perfect tomato. \n\nI can also recommend the homemade Ginger Beer = light tasting, but with a great real-ginger flavor.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VLytVVxq-MB8hhMnooG3Ig", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D6_kLMxcQnRbya3vOufM3w", "text": "oh man this place is so good. i do not usually order burgers but someone at my table did and i ended up eating most of it. deeeeelish!\n\nand the kale salad is amazing- it's good for you kale, and it's done with this cheese that you don't expect to find served with kale like dishes, and it helps make the whole thing super yummy.\n\nfor dessert the chocolate creme rocked my world (someone at my table loved the chai creme brulee but i was too busy with my chocolate scoop of love that i didn't care).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QfBdxr0BWXbtOST4VA8DPA", "date": "2010-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "db0eQPoakW5o84fcp7rBOA", "text": "Came here for lunch a couple of weeks ago with a few girl friends to celebrate the ending of school & to catch up on life.\n\nWhen I arrived, the hostess was very nice in telling me that she could not seat me until my party was all there.  The restaurant was pretty busy @ the time but there were plenty of tables available so I didn't understand the point of making me wait in a chair.  Once we got seated, the service was good but slow; from sitting down to receiving food, it took about 35 minutes.\n\nThe 3 of us shared a Spicy Tomato Pizza, a Local Lettuces, & a Grilled Squid.  The  pizza had a very thing crust which was nice but it had pockets of dough that were burnt which was bad.  The olives and capers were fine even though I am not a fan of them in general.  What I really disliked was how spicy the pizza was.  I can eat pretty spicy (think 2 rounds of Sriracha in a bowl of pho) but this was bordering on unpalatable.  The Local Lettuces was light & bright but the grapefruit peel made it a tad bit bitter.  The Grilled Squid was not really a salad @ all.  It was 3 pieces of lettuce, 4 small pieces of quid, a handful of beans, & a handful of peas.  The lemon ash on the plate looked & tasted like...well, ash.\n\nMy overall experience was made good by the company I was with.  If I did not have that...given the quality of the food, the prices, & the level of service, it was not worth it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GE64PcKGFWo_W49PWPb1JQ", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dCJPaGGzS-hzHhCLVCHUtw", "text": "Gather managed to redeem themselves in our book.  Just well enough to give an additional star (2 1/5 may be more appropriate).  Good enough that we will return again.  It will take more to turn it to a go-to restaurant. The food, meat charcuterie platter, vegi charcuterie platter, 2 pizzas, chicken under brick and especially the cod were GREAT. For dessert we ordered one each of the vanilla, pecan, salted chocolate and tangelo ice cream, the citrus rice pudding and chai creme brulee.  All stellar! The chef also sent out a ginger rhubarb granita.  The service went much better than in the last reviewed visit. And we didn't call back to make a special reservation with management (they invited).  We didn't want special service to make our final review.  On this last visit (8:30 dinner for 4) there was only one hiccup due to our server entering one of the entrees with the appetizers.  Not good.  But he caught it and brought it to our attention and my husband misunderstood and thought server meant he fixed it.  But it came after our second appetizer and before our other main dishes.  So his pizza was cooled before our food came.  Everything else went well enough for us to return again.  Though we can just as well go to Cesar, Rivoli or Wood Tavern instead and trust we will receive good food and good service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CfAt0VeCVobuWzw09SfI-g", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "djCxfH_7GGmMA4JiB0rE9w", "text": "Had the stinging nettle pizza with smoked mozzarella, rapini, and olive caper sauce. It's a pretty good pizza. The toppings aren't anything extraordinary tasting even though it may sound like it. They could've just used spinach and they would've fooled me. The pizza is a bit strange because it's a thin pizza with a very thick puffy crust. So if you're a thin pizza guy but love crust, this is your pizza. Thin, thin, thin, then chewy thick crust.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B1IQ5YmKz4WSSQXvqzZqNQ", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dJj_JdijrwKYfGTOXwkPqg", "text": "Their menu is constantly changing based on seasonal ingredients, which is great if all their dishes are appealing, but I've been wanting to try this place for a while and their menu didn't interest me that much, until...\n\n...I saw their green garlic potato pizza and kale salad. Boy am I glad I had the honor of tasting such goodness. \n\nIn a month, their menu will probably change again, and will have items I am not that interested in. Hit and miss, but this time it was a hit!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ywyD07wXdfTz0jicl0gTmA", "date": "2012-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dlUroEay7hD65Xq_zevEZA", "text": "We were pleasantly surprised by this new spot!  It is a great find for us (me the omnivore and hubby pescatarian).  There is plenty for us both to choose from!\n\nWe started out with the vegan charcuterie plate.  It was really delightful!  We will be back for that again for sure.  I had some pork over polenta.  The pork was tender and tasty, I ate every last bit of it!  The polenta wasn't my favorite, not bad, just not great.  My husband had the fish of the day and LOVED it!  I tried some and it really was outstanding.  We shared some french fries that were good, but way over salted.  Next time I'll ask them to go light on the salt.We finished dinner with the chai creme brulee.  YUM!!  If you come here, order it!\n\nOur waitress was polite, but somewhat clueless when we asked questions.  I'm sure this will get sorted out after they've been open for a little longer.\n\nWe'll be back again for sure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KzExPoVxGOlv20cPkX7d1A", "date": "2010-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DmclAUMTn7_fQLhyq-wO1w", "text": "WOW! WOW! WOW! Stunning flavors, exceptional creativity! \nThe vegan charcuterie platter is a must-order -- and mind you, I am not vegan...(usually I am a salami princess). But no, this is so creatively done and fresh on the tongue, not to mention deep and rich in beauty and color.\nThe chicken dish was to die for. I was moaning with each bite. \n \nLove this new innovative place, where everything is locally sourced, of the utmost quality and even the bench along the wall is made of recycled leather belts! The atmosphere is exquisite, with vine-y plants growing all around and canning jars filled with beautiful preserved foods decorate the shelves on the walls! \n\nAnytime we find the extra dime, we're dining here! I have declared it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MVBbNwwoyjGniNFy2HGdXg", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dmiOM69c76cJ0ffdxqjdzw", "text": "Imm no so impressed as everyone else here. My friend and I both ordered the special appetizer, something with duck. It looked fabulous and if I could have hung it on my wall it would have been worth $14. But the taste was bland.\n\nThe pizza was burnt when it arrived. They were kind enough to take it back and give us a new one which was really good. \n\nThen our salted caramel brownie and ice-cream tasted like salt. only salt. They were kind enough to take that off the check.\n\nThe reason I give this place 3 stars if because the service was good. The manager came over after the pizza was sent back and apologize. Made sure we got a good one. She also took the dessert off of our check. So I would give it another chance. I think the prices are high for what you get but the pizza was really good. It was the one with pancetta.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nWq1QpqUcA3Pc6DlzSFpYQ", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DonneKszae7m4xcZB_mRhw", "text": "Fun place to take your family to for a small celebration.  Love their burger and side dishes.  Staff is extremely friendly.  With so many cool places in the BAY, this one is definitely a re-do.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tM0q29Hs2PPve7FXiJ0xOA", "date": "2011-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dp7-wZlSlOsFvdXsS5ZtuA", "text": "Beautiful space, awesome philosophy...quintessential berkeley/organic/local etc.\n\nI'm so glad I came here.  The cocktails are great, the vegan charcuterie plate is creative!  Although I did think many of the plate items were sweeter than savory.  Much of the menu is seasonal and changes daily...which keeps things fun, but makes my reviews of limited use.  I liked all the savory entrees though.  I think the pizza was actually one of my favs.  WIsh I tried a salad though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GVi2luaxknrYdkpK0Vx4Gg", "date": "2011-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Du83dSgtBlpzep57XKHZxA", "text": "As a carnivore, I was not sure how I would feel about a vegan type restaurant like Gather.  I must say I was thoroughly impressed with both the service and the menu in this great restaurant steps from the Berkeley campus.  We came for lunch.  Had a reservation but probably could have walked in as it was fairly open and spacious.  We started with the vegan pizza with cashew sauce.  It was great.  I recommend as an appetizer prior to the meal.  Then, I had to stay true to my meat eating heart and went with a ham and bacon sandwich.  Awesome w/ mustard dressing!  My wife had an egg sandwich and she loved it as well. Overall, food was tasty and not too hard on the wallet.  We would definitely come back and recommend to those who are looking to expand their horizoins with something new and fun.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZI9asyysv2SyWZ-GjX1pVw", "date": "2012-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DvGIWxRj21jvGxNCmaExAA", "text": "Great food, great service and great atmosphere.\n\nI had the vegan charcuterie and yellow tail to share with my boyfriend and it was amazing. We were so into the food that we decided to add another entree (a daily special, but I forgot the name), which was fantastic as well! The mixture of tastes in the vegan charcuterie was very interesting yet balanced. We saw the table next to us eating a pizza and it looked super tasty as well! I'm sure that I'll go back to try some more of their dishes!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ig4Y-5jsSU1ACjt6tGjPOg", "date": "2011-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DwdnsbVb_59EwOR_zd1kcA", "text": "My second visit to Gather...if only parking weren't such a pain, I'd be back there in a flash.  \n\nAt last, a restaurant that knows what to do with vegetables!  The vegan charcuterie was so good and so much fun.  \n\nHad the hamburger...again.  Next time pizza for sure!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DziggCjr_tbGboL2LP-lWg", "date": "2011-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E3ADqtAcGaqtHkvpVK2fHQ", "text": "Healthy food. Good ambiance. Close to campus and Bart.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JP6SEuTxTtKvGOLeVOGLqA", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E5Yas1ssfgGyxoLquMoOsw", "text": "I really liked this unassuming celebrity restaurant.  It's a breath of fresh air from the similar \"trendy\" joints that plague Los Angeles.\n\nWhat I most enjoyed about Gather is their actual use of fresh, seasonal ingredients.  It showed (visually AND on the palate).  So many places give lip service to \"fresh, seasonal, blah, blah, blah\" but you get the same arugula and baby veggies everyone else is serving up.  Gather, however, is the real deal.\n\nI went with an adventurous group of people that don't mind playing Jewish Ping Pong (that's where everyone else reaches onto everyone else's plate) so I got to sample about 6 dishes.  My favorite was the raw, vegan \"charcuterie\" plate.  Each morsel was a symphony for the tastebuds and having not eaten anything that's walked the earth for two decades now, I was thrilled to enjoy charcuterie without the, well, charcuterie...\n\nI broke my no bread diet to try the pizza.  It's definitely worth breaking a no flour diet for Gather's freshly made crusts...\n\nAll in, Gather lives up to it's reputation in stars...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5SestduEtjxmUMPeQmgNmA", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EA8ZzyGziSJokR9gbz2bXg", "text": "This place is a-ok for me. I've always enjoyed the creative dishes they have here, but it's not anything that leaves me yearning to come back. Last night, I had the Monterey Bay squid with avocado, sesame, seaweed, and Fresno chili - really great. For the entree I had the Roasted Brassicas - Chanterelles, artichokes, Red Flint polenta, and hazelnut breadcrumbs. Perfection.\n\nHowever, the house \"on tap\" wine is $9 a glass, and our total bill came to $90 without dessert. That's too pricey for my taste (and if the wine was priced at $7, we would have order more glasses of wine each).\n\nThis restaurant bills itself as one of those farm-to-table places, and I think they do a really great job on their dishes. Many people come here and split their pizzas, so it's got something for everyone. However, since opening a few years ago, the ambiance has lost a little of it's luster (the vine plants were looking very sad, as were the butternut squash and jarred veggies decor).\n\nThe staff were friendly after we warmed them up - I imagine they have to deal with a lot of rude patrons. Overall, this is a great place to try and determine for yourself if you'd like to come back. You can't go wrong with anything on the menu.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SDeq2pNzl3UM1gtq9dp50w", "date": "2011-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ef2hjdz-TWNHF0X-wKnaCQ", "text": "It was good. I can not complain. The service was great and the place looked great. We like to eat with friends and share so I will list what we all had. \nI thought the experience was a good one, and it was a fun place to hang out. I also felt good knowing that they care about the food they buy and where they get it from. \n\nGin n root cocktail was refreshing but low on the buzz factor \nCheese plate - kind of small, everything was underwhelming compared to say the cheese plate at Adhoc\nSide of greens - okay \nFries - also okay \nPolenta with olive oil - so good \nBean ragu - okay, nothing spectacular, fennel was nice addition \nBaby chicken - cooked really well and tasted great \nSword fish - Also fantastic \nPork cheeks - I can't remember what kind but it was great, I wanted to give my bean dish back and have more of this one.  \nBacon apple tart - I love bacon, and it is great on dessert, but the tart was super dry \nChai Crem Brulee - good, very good \nEarl grey something or other that was great \n\nAll this for 159.00 (that includes a 20 percent tip)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a6t-djnKAA-qSc3ZTDvtfw", "date": "2010-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eFKmK8oljqQ_9M8L6suK3w", "text": "It was very, very hard to get a reservation here but finally we made it!  We were seated right away and close to other tables, so close that I am sure they could hear our conversation.  The place is noisy.\n\nParking is very difficult.\n\nThe food was good.  The burrata appetizer was OK but the halibut was great and the spicy young chicken was very good as well.\n\nThe service was really bad, the waiter was never there and he had an attitude.\n\nExpensive.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_LygnjrF1mmxSzowxywhWA", "date": "2010-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eJpUq92CP2A5UkKa79lp3g", "text": "I liked Gather's emphasis on seasonal ingredients, the dishes were pretty, and the service was good. However, I was not as amazed as I expect to be for these prices. The portions on some dishes were fairly small and most things were nice, not fabulous. The pizza was definitely the best item we had and I'd recommend it. Dessert was the weakest point of the meal and really could be skipped. Finally, it was a bit louder in the space than I'd like in a fancy restaurant. \n\nOverall- had a good time, but, given all of the great food choices in the Bay Area, won't go back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bzCcQbknoZ7WQL5KB356Iw", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EOlr3PR5wRDPXOlYT62FyQ", "text": "Food is pretty good, but menu in general is way overpriced for example $12 for romaine lettuce salad.  Reminds me of Plum in Oakland- showcase seasonal, local food and charge a lot for it  Service was lackluster, server never checked up on us to see if things were fine.  Good to try once.  There are just so many other better places to spend your hard earned dough.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RC6TPzUUOLHmsTi3-sFyHA", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-eRbrNPhr6e2SBTSCbXwWg", "text": "I really wanted to like this place. And I applaud them for their innovative intention of serving mostly locally sourced, organic food. That said, their prices make it feel trendy and their portions are REALLY small - \"squash and their blossoms\" with one egg and a reduced sauce does not even come close to $22. \n\nI started by ordering an $11 glass of Pinot Noir, which was about 1/4 full. This really irritated me - because while the portions of food were ridiculously small, wine comes from a bottle and it costs them nothing (besides repeat business) to give a standard pour. I even ordered a second \"glass\", thinking that maybe it was the end of the bottle or something - only to realize that no, I would be paying $22 for a half glass of wine. \n\nMy friend's eggplant dish was even smaller than my squash and their blossoms (read: its - there was no more than one squash on my plate), and we considered ordering bread to sop up the remaining drip of sauce on my enormous plate. \n\nWhatever innovative flavor and sourcing and presentation Gather is known for  was unfortunately lost on me, dwarfed by my irritation at leaving hungry, probably never to return. If I do, I'm bringing a flask and making sure I pre-eat.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Me01gzpjOjOQ15-fmvK1uw", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ESAyonbTkXRdh6LvFai7wA", "text": "Damn.  If all vegetarian/vegan food tasted like this, everyone would be a vegetarian.  We went at 6:45 on a busy Friday night, the place was packed, but the food and service were still flawless.  Even the cocktails are delicious to die for.  One friend got the Corpse Reviver, another got the Rhuby Cubed.  (Yes, I got to taste).  We ordered the vegan charcuterie, which changes seasonally, and comes with perfectly crisped bread (levain?)   We also got the avocado salad, the pizza with fingerling potatoes, goat cheese, leek and rosemary, and the roasted brassicas (chanterelles, artichokes, polenta, breadcrumbs, cauliflower).  Heavenly.  I enjoyed a visit to Ubuntu some months ago, was happy I'd gone for the experience, but probably wouldn't go back -- but I'd visit Gather again in an instant.  Even the deserts were amazing, such as the chocolate budino (yogurt ice cream, cherries, Sonoma salt).\n\nWith 717 reviews already posted, I really don't need to chime in, but I couldn't resist.  I was really stuffed after the dinner, because it was so good I couldn't put my fork down, but not unpleasantly full, trashed, bloated, you know.  Much as I love Pican, when you come out of there, your heart is pounding and you feel giddy from the slug of sugar, fat and alcohol coursing through your body.  This was different.  I was so full you could have cracked a tick on my stomach, as they say back in Texas, but never felt bad.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cz03ipn50Hg7wtaIbAop4Q", "date": "2011-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E_SdalAw9YMkKJVYDgNXRw", "text": "vegan charcuterie plate was divine.  It made me think it was created by forest fairies who went out into the prettiest and cleanest parts of the sierras and gathered herbs and mushrooms and seeds by a clear stream--the sheer number of different \"local\" and \"wild\" edibles on the plate was worth a botany lesson--taste delicious.  I'll be back. Service was lovely--my brother's baby artichokes could have been a trifle more tender but still this place for its creativity, flavor, and wonderful service gets 5 stars.  Love it! Love it. Our waiter from South Dakota was a real darling!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CoE219mEE0yprRcUU5t6MQ", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eSGsNYG4JmmeOxK3pvw6NA", "text": "This is my Fiancee and I's go to classy restaurant for just about any happy occasion.  I love this place.  It's got a great ambiance and while I've not enjoyed every dish on their menu; I am constantly surprised by how much it changes and with what regularity I do enjoy their new experiments.  I love their cocktails, and their vegan dishes are, hands down, some of the best I've ever had.  The wait staff is always courteous, and professional.  \n\nI'm even giving this place a 5 stars despite chipping my tooth on a hidden rock in my Quinoa because of the way the management handled it.  They couldn't have been nicer or more accommodating.  \n\nMy fiancee is a self-proclaimed carnivore, and usually only ever orders the burger which is consistently amazing, according to him. \n \nI recommend this place to anyone who's looking for a great date spot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "voJk6tuDy8PXk_j6SGXqyg", "date": "2012-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ETGwFvxIjU-ZJThrrjOKGg", "text": "I can't stop daydreaming about Gather.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FoBh5FSU4b2of9vD5834EQ", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EVNBrdX_958UGhzkN2v5HA", "text": "As a vegan with lots of meat-eating friends, I cherish Gather.  I'm always happy with the delicious vegan options, and the meat-eaters are always blown away by the fancy, local, sustainable meat options.\n\nThe menu changes with the seasons, so there's always something new to experience.  The chef often centers specials around a particular animal so that he can use all parts of it.\n\nNot only is the food amazing, creative, and eco-conscious, the entire restaurant was built with green in mind, with benches upholstered with old belts, and a mural in the bar made from the packaging materials the chairs arrived in.\n\nWhen the place is hopping, the wait can be long, but I always see this as a good thing because I want Gather to stick around.  The wait in the bar is usually shorter, and the bartenders are the best people in the world, so you have every reason to have your meal there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rvbYcDMEfbsmc2sGIpoyjw", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fgxf4p_3LIPqcDpRtoXUJA", "text": "The first thing out of my mouth after I tasted this little squid morsel in some kind of sauce was \"Mother of God and all that is holy\".  We dropped by on a whim for the prix fixe new years eve menu. We ordered one of each of the tastings, vegan and meaty, and nothing disappointed. The only regret was that no one warned us that the stuff under the oyster was salt and not shaved ice. I would not hesitate to go back and recommend it to all.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sCJQlg21zCxY-DezsDwyNg", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FHm-kBXrus03aUYGP3QsVg", "text": "A friend and I went last night, having secured 6:30 reservations. We were seated quickly by some friendly ppl, handed menus, and our server showed up not too long after we sat down. The decor is great (nice lighting, love all the carved wood details, airy space, repurposed belts for bench covers) and the energy is good, too -- says a lot for this place that it was very busy on a Sunday night in Berkeley! \n\nWe started with the vegan charcuterie, which was delicious. I also ordered a Bee Sting cocktail -- also delicious. We also ordered the \"fried chicken\" red kabocha with mashed root vegetables and gravy and the sheep milk ricotta pizza (with potato, leek, and nettles). YUM. The kabocha was obviously the more creative, but the pizza was damn good. \n\nWe were SO full after the main plates, but we couldn't leave without trying dessert, so we shared a piece of Meyer lemon tart (awesome but the pith was still attached to the full slices of lemon) and tea and chai. \n\nI can't remember a more pleasant meal in a more pleasant space in a while. I will definitely be back! It's not the cheapest (we each spent $42+ tip for everything mentioned above), but it is so worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RyEj1w6jEiLUo0kB_bCVNg", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FN8Cs4xmlGhSgpoKH_L-sw", "text": "Can I say expensive?  But the cocktails were great!  I had the No comparison and  Mirage.  Then I had a very tasty meal: mint cavatelli, vegan charcuterie , cuba fazoletti, pavlova.  The cuba fazoletti and pavlova were okay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p08F3g2_lSSdzyjnVcvt4w", "date": "2012-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FQuUhIfEZ3VRHcq6NkKwAg", "text": "What a great place. Glad my mother and I decided to try out this new restaurant before attending a performance at UCB. and good we were there just early enough, because the reservation line stretched into the street. Fresh & modern, wonderful service, and of course, the food --- perfect in every way, but the desserts here deserve special mention because this part of the meal don't always take diabetics into consideration ..  but this kitchen does, and does so with fun and creativity. Don't skip it. A truly sweet deal!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9Pb6jbDq-uA9br3JeH598A", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FtBUH4u4tecDzZbrKPCLuA", "text": "SO DISAPPOINTED! $12 for THREE stalks of asparagus? Come on. I don't mind paying more for high quality, but I came out of this place feeling ripped off. \nThe eggplant pizza was probably the worst pizza I've ever had, and for a place that supposedly looks out for vegetarians, beyond the charcuterie, (however you spell it...it was good) I was out of luck.\n$140 for 4 people before tip sealed the deal. I won't be back.\nSo bummed! I really had high hopes and wanted to love this place!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4HT4YWJhIW-mtwvfLQPrBg", "date": "2010-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FXdf-FWuBnvqTc5ZHXikew", "text": "My brother-in-law was attending a class at CAL so we invited him to dinner after hearing good reviews about this restaurant.\n\nThe restaurant is very modern looking and the kitchen is wide open for viewing.  Everything looked nice and clean.  My wife repored that they had Funnies in the restrooms, so that put a smile on her face.\n\nI had a reservation at 5:45 incase things got busy, and they did, after we had been seated.  I told our server about the special needs of my wife, lots of water with no ice and he was able to accomodate our needs adequately.\nHe was polite and helpful.\n\nMy brother-in-law ordered the Saffron mushroom stew.  We all tried a little taste and exclaimed it as \"good.\"  My wife had the Smoked potato mushroom pizza with cashew garlic puree, a vegan entree.  It was delicious and we all mentioned that we didn't even miss the cheese! I was very pleased with my Stuffed poblano pepper which was served in a bowl and spicy and flavorful.\n\nYes, it's expensive, but you get what you pay for, at least most of the time.  If you don't make a habit of going out every week, than I would say it's worth the splurge to support our local food producers and to eat food that was meticulously prepared.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QKPr7LrZmoaqiYYZukK3Wg", "date": "2010-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g16gKyYYJf0WYNcNbj6eOw", "text": "I don't know why Yelp doesn't have a 'my favorite' bottom aside the rating...but if there was one, this restaurant would be on my top list.\n\nLet me tell you this...I am a meat eater. I don't count my veggie / fruits serving. and needless to day...organic nor omvivore ain't my motto...\n\nBut every single thing on their menu and every bite I have, COMPLETELY MELT MY HEART.\n\nThe magic come when you can literally see the heart and soul behind each dish. The beauty of authenticity.... Nothing to hide. That's what I called real food.\n\nThank you for bringing that to my soul. If tomorrow is my last day on earth, I would come to order your cauliflower soup.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-JJ5q4PwUxErj68Sb9QpOQ", "date": "2012-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G3F_Sgxv9X9RDnBFtkPFGA", "text": "In a nut shell: beauitful environment with over priced BLEND tasting cafe food. \n\nAppetizer: Fried Cardoon ($9) very blend and Halibut Crudo ($8)  not bad. Well balanced. \n\nMain Course: Pig's parts pizza ($17). Was told the pig parts actually referred to sausages made from EVERYTHING of a pig!? ... sure...except only about 4 paper thin slices of the sausage were found on a overall extremely blend tasting pizza. Priced at $17, I thought it totally under delivered.\n\nDesert: Chai Creme Brulee ($8) hit the spot.\n\nWine: a glass of Zin for $8 and Cab for $10.  \n\n$79 bucks later, we (two of us) walked out of there feeling under satisfied. We support the restaurant's good intention to use local/organic ingredience, that's why we tried it out during its grand openning night. Would we go back? Not if the taste of the food is the same. Afterall, isn't the taste what people are paying for?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TlG7bw0SIeqydOo8pvndng", "date": "2009-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G714xecQUb1fxTPjeySieA", "text": "Loved the food, but the service was just a bit too casual.\nDinner was imaginative and delicious especially grilled calamari salad and corn and poblano chile pizza.  Absolutely recommend the food!\nWine list is expensive.\nThe service was super friendly but slow.  We were headed to a show so we were sensitive to the very long delay to order (even after mentioning our time frame to the waiter).  It was obvious that he had too many tables seated at the same time and was struggling.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CO8LSMeF1cyEno-9vCOipQ", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gdDE_6pFIVV0-yvd8IeBRA", "text": "It's the kind of place you go to so you can say you went to it.  There's lots of competition in Berkeley and this place really doesn't match up on food, quality, but it will survive because it is trendy.  The service is good.\n\nHas a full bar, but you won't recognize any of the brands they sell, so don't count on your favorite beverage.\n\nBurnt pizza and mostly weird concoctions that makes you think maybe the chef  is having a laugh.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xVV29vgvGTDcBvNadefBjA", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gDoldDXA7i0Avo49GfsyNw", "text": "Awesome service, fresh food, creative menu.  Highly recommended!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PDi9J_st9xFuiiNXBvbF9A", "date": "2011-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G-E6r6xf6KAf4C1rJ2_ZzQ", "text": "Local, simple, delicious...\n\nThe food here is very tasty.  It tastes very clean and very fresh.  I love the pizzas here.  But, as a warning, the corn pizza can be a little spicy.  The salads here are also excellent.  I particularly enjoyed the kale salad.\n\nI would definitely have a cocktail again.  They mix savory and sweet elements and are innovative and refreshing.\n\nThe service here is adequate.  I have never had a bad experience, but it wasn't exactly attentive.  \n\nIt is a little on the pricey side, but considering the wonderfully sourced, unique, local ingredients, I definitely think it is worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lFy60SmV1Vs4Ug4MkwI2uA", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GhXmxzgEB1fp5qb_ggsCEg", "text": "I have been here three times, and each time the items I selected were varied and delicious. \n\nI'm not a foodie, but I loved the interesting taste combinations and the visual beauty of the vegan charcuterie. It's been a little different every time, but always fantastic. \n\nEvery salad I've tried has been great, and so too are the pizzas. The burger was great, but not particularly unusual. The best things to try here are definitely the unexpected taste combinations found in the charcuterie and salads. \n\nI just took my parents here. We shared everything, and they both loved the place even more than me!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dCVkwaYftn4EwMLPqd9F2Q", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "glax8FUhLATbZ-I8iwdtog", "text": "A friend and I went there because of the gluten-free options.\n\nWe selected the pink pearl appetizer because we were really curious about the frozen cheddar (I mean, frozen cheddar cheese--how frequently do you see that on a menu?). It was amazing. Apple slices, two kinds of delicious sauces, and little pearls of frozen cheddar cheese that melted in our mouths. The cheddar seemed to have been whipped or processed prior to being frozen. Their form seemed possibly inspired by dippin' dots. Not much on the plate, but what there was was stellar.\n\nI got the vegan charcuterie and my friend got the hamburger. Both also amazing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OF8eXI41LKKIFMZ30IidAg", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gljHHJWPxpeSHdukKDtTiQ", "text": "I've only been here once, and it might be a little premature, but I really enjoyed my food. I went on Mother's Day with a friend, and the place was packed, but we were still seated right away. The waiters were attentive and it was worth the money, which wasn't as expensive as I expected. I recommend the egg sandwich, if you're there for brunch. And such great fresh orange juice!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gOK0ExRmCzNm9vpk3-NGyQ", "text": "Gather hit the spot on Friday night after a very long, intense day at work. The coctail list was fun and inventive. I settled on the Bee Sting. It tasted like a strong mojito. It was served in a martini glass which seemed overly fussy. I would have prefered a solid tumbler. \n\nWe shared the little gem salad and duck sausage pizza. The salad was nice but not notable. The pizza, on the other hand, was fantastic. I've never called a pizza juicy before and never thought I'd want to, but I would describe it as juicy and savory. I think duck and duck fat is the new bacon. \n\nThe service was friendly and efficient. Overall a lovely dining experience and I'll definitely be back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3xhIAIzNPhFAp24U3oCB1Q", "date": "2010-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GQbMMZk-UzOh25e4qtoKqw", "text": "I went in there an hour before closing so when I ordered their burger they didn't have any buns left, but I was so hungry at that point that I didn't care.\nIt was actually pretty good because they had the right combination of mushroom and cheese (I forget what cheese it was), though it could have been better with buns.\n\nMy girlfriend ordered the roasted chicken, which was pretty good but not spectacular. The marination wasn't something crazy but still good.\n\nService was good but the check was a little pricey for an average college student.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_cXQ9Ow2ydlI5y3w1-ZqBA", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GvvhhvdyCHO29FsW7uLc5A", "text": "Now that Gather is open, I'm not disappointed.  We are vegetarians (Mostly vegan) and had plenty to eat.  We ate two salads (the fresh tasting radish salad and a kale salad), an appetizer (fried mushrooms with the most succulent sunchokes), a vegan pizza that was to die for (the crust was some of the best pizza crust i've had in the bay area) and a hazelnut with huckleberries and sorbet dessert.  Sauces and garnishes are out of this world good.  Even the water is amazing... I don't know what they do to the water to make it taste that good- I swear.  \n\nThey use the best ingredients and it makes a difference.  We ate a ton, and had dessert, coffee and a glass of wine and got out of there for $67.  You could get away with a stripped down (but delicious) meal for about $30 if you don't get apps, desserts or drinks.  I can't wait to go back.  I'm already thinking about what I'll order next time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zt1LQEXorTx1K2negEzF0w", "date": "2009-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gVZyqirRQpSFyt1HZ5bzcQ", "text": "Even though we called a week in advance, we had to sit outside. I would recommend sitting outside because it's loud inside. There are heaters outside, so it wasn't cold. The food was great!!! The service was fabulous too!! My friends took me there for my birthday (big 5-0) and it was really special. We shared everything so that we could taste more items and the dessert was the only disappointment--it was too small. \n\nI'll be back ASAP!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jGWGoUFd5h5HD4NxXGAinw", "date": "2010-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gZ0xGaKrc0QLLWixbiGCKw", "text": "Eaten here twice and left with the same feeling--okay food and not worth the high price. \n\nThe atmosphere and look of the place are spot on. Modern and inviting. Unfortunately, seems like the owners are more focused on style than substance. The menu lacks dishes that really grabbed me. Food was only fine. Got the burger the first time and kim chee pizza the second. Both were tasted good not spectacular, but way greasy. \n\nService was great on my first visit. On the second it seemed like we were a low priority at a table in the bar area and waitstaff were absentminded. No refill of our empty water bottle (I needed it after the jalape\u00f1os on the pizza!). Had to ask for plates for the pizza. Overall, the server was a step too slow.\n\nWith so many great places to get locally sourced seasonal food in Berkeley why spend so much on just okay food?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "U1L8q0geMGHrP3PcO3h9Kg", "date": "2012-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-GZjV8pKnLklmTrt5wG1jw", "text": "I've had two meals here.  The dinner was delicious and fresh.   We had  a number of beautifully presented, flavorful dishes ranging from an elaborate appetizer with pickled strawberries and sheep's milk yogurt (one of the best appetizers I've ever had at a restaurant) to a simple pizza.  The portions were a bit small, but very satisfying.  The free sparkling water is a nice touch, and the espresso from Thanksgiving Coffee is simply the best coffee I've ever had.\n\nThe brunch is also great, although the food was very, very rich!  I'd suggest getting some sweet and savory dishes and splitting them to avoid flavor overload.  If you're looking for the best of Berkeley, this should definitely be on your list.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dliupsToKzf6Jp2EPUWqOw", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GzXR2VptvMyV08X4gYczAQ", "text": "Disappointing.\n\nHad weekend brunch with my mom here and was anticipating a great meal based on hype and reviews.  \n\nThe first red flag was how empty the place was - it was a beautiful sunny Sunday afternoon and there was plenty of foot traffic outside, but the restaurant was only about 30% full.  We split 3 things for brunch: french toast, a house made sausage and baked egg dish, and a wild caught salmon special.  The french toast was just fine. It was drizzled with some sort of fruit reduction and sweet yogurt.  Nice texture, pretty satisfying, but nothing remarkable; it was just a decent french toast.  The sausage and egg dish had a lot of potential, but was probably the worst dish of the three.  The sausage was dry and chunky and stewed in a bland hodgepodge of vegetables.  Some of the vegetables were overcooked, some were undercooked, and had no flavor whatsoever.  I didn't know what I was eating.  To top it off, it was swimming in oil.  The salmon dish was also just mediocre.  It came with roasted vegetables (same as many of the vegetables in the sausage dish) and the piece of fish was rather small and ordinary.  That dish was $28, and I've had better salmon for half that price.  It wasn't bad, but it certainly wasn't good; there was nothing defining about it.  \n\nDon't get me wrong, the food wasn't awful.  But a restaurant with this much hype and self importance shouldn't be serving just mediocre food.  I didn't like the fact that the salmon and sausage dish featured the same vegetables - each dish on a menu should be constructed to stand on its own and have a unique flavor profile; using the same vegetables just shows that either they are lazy or unimaginative.\n\nIf my favorite restaurant, Camino, were to serve these dishes, I have no doubt that Camino would nail them.  It's the execution and thought behind the dishes that is lacking.  If you are looking for food prepared with seasonal and local ingredients and a restaurant that humbly takes pride in the simple elegance of food prepared right, skip Gather, go to Camino.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1B1LGAp3ADzCCxW76IJN_g", "date": "2010-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H5o4L1wTFZy6d3bLeZ1tCQ", "text": "An excellent meal.\n\nYummy, well crafted cocktails, on the small side, but delicious.\n\nWell paced, friendly, knowledgeable service.\n\nThe food was inventive, fresh and delicious. If you have time to sit, share and enjoy, Gather is a great place to do just that!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kJbPXNGaE0Zg7NYRqOBueA", "date": "2010-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H7phePilVmYUtgzFcuMN7Q", "text": "Gather is one of the great restaurants in the Bay area.  While it emphasizes fresh vegetables of all sorts, they can be ordered as part of a meat dish, on pizzas, or with other dairy products. They have a great variety of beveragaes.   The ambiance is wonderful, the long lines are now under control, and the service is fine.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_KZB3gobUsNGxadU8v_3Ew", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h8MrubR9s3NAVgf09dpUFA", "text": "Food was decent. \nThe beer was good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L8B3M4glZTpM6FJTeUSLUA", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HAnfJoTCwEOsD2wjWBIH_Q", "text": "I have to say that our waiter was the best. On our opentable.com reservation comments I had mentioned some food allergies that were bad. Our waiter had written down all the ingredients so when the questions started he was right there with us guiding. The food was fabulous. You can feel the love of the food from the chef!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UULrd38SU5BUajQ_d6OkMQ", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hC3EHHb6c6Qc8U5ArEVU4g", "text": "I really like the atmosphere here. I went here with a friend a couple of months ago for the first time and the staff was very friendly and the crowd was nice. It's the typical hipster berkeley crowd for sure. The wait times are ridic, so if you are in a hurry go somewhere else. It is however worth the wait, because I don't remember what we had but it was some soup and pizza and both dishes were delicious. They also have beautiful presentation. \n\nYou should for sure try to make a reservation if possible, I work right across from here and they ALWAYS have lines for brunch and dinner. The prices are a little on the higher end but you know you're getting quality food and service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jEOMMK9gJTiZaeGMhnTgAg", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h-dQiCEBItBuBm5oH3K5bA", "text": "I was treated to a wonderful lunch at Gather for my birthday and do not think I could have picked a more perfect place. The decor was elegantly natural and the fact that there is outside seating is a bonus (especially because it was an absolutely beautiful day outside!).\n\nThe liquid diet part of the meal consisted of kombucha and wine - perhaps not the perfect pairing but I had to try the kombucha (on tap!) and what's better than a nice glass of wine on a beautiful day with a fabulous meal? The kombucha was subtle in flavor - in a good way...it did not have an intense vinegar taste that some of the other ones that I have tried have had. \n\nThe substantial (food) diet part of the meal was a shared kale salad and corn/pepper pizza. I was eyeing some other menu items but was told that I absolutely had to try the pizza - and I am certainly glad that I did. I'd describe the fantastic crust as akin to crispy naan. It was like a Neapolitan style crust in that it was thin as the base but the edge was light, fluffy and crisp on the outside. It also had an almost sweet taste to it - I'm pretty sure I would have been happy with a plate of crust. As a bonus - the toppings were unique and delicious. Perhaps a little greasy - but that didn't matter when the pizza was scattered with fresh corn and a slight spiciness that took it to a whole new level. The kale salad was good - I loved the addition of roasted carrots and a mild cheese. I'm not sure I would want an entire plate of this salad as I would possibly get bored of it - but it was still a tasty choice. \n\nI'm anxious to come back and try out a few more items - though I do have a feeling I'm going to want to keep going back to one of the pizzas - splitting, of course! They are a little large to have for a single serving. Best to have appetizers and then split a pizza.\n\nI think this would be my strategy for both lunch and dinner - so I'm glad that the menu offerings are similar throughout the day!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UZKXLjSQozAbJyt2UF18RA", "date": "2010-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HHHbSer8c5HbQD43B1AyIQ", "text": "INCREDIBLE food, very vegetarian-friendly.\n\nfeatured ingredient of the day, featured farms, local & organic ingredients--a conscious-eater's heaven.\n\nmy cocktail was made with honey and was pretty good.\n\nthe 'charcuterie' sampler was memorable.\n\nall light, yet filling.\n\none star off for TERRIBLE service; also, we had to wait 20 minutes past our reservation.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OqTpZMgETc4UB30xQPujzQ", "date": "2010-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hHQ4CjvsQxgkkFdvuDChUQ", "text": "Super friendly staff put me at ease despite showing up directly from lab and rocking the \"casual\" look pretty hard.  I really like the layout which radiates out from the centrally located kitchen, and although a little loud at times, I never had trouble hearing my company.  Food was excellent, as would be expected here.  Little expensive for me typically, but great for a splurge.  My 5 star rating was sealed when someone in the kitchen noticed my hesitation on the pheasant leg and passed along the message through my waitress that gnawing on bones was encouraged by the chef.  They got their priorities right there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PDE8nVykbFJK-CtXgcfrBg", "date": "2012-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HHwekBtjdU3mWzf6e32-eQ", "text": "nice place... lots of veg options... the food was good but not outstanding... service was great and ambiance quite good...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8tB0MxyfYJvsURqJ9G6xrA", "date": "2012-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HiVl7itC94d-fLOYeZ8iLQ", "text": "As with most restaurants in this genre, high expectations can skew impressions and give the feel of hit or miss with different dishes. That being said, when they hit (eg spicy tomato pizza), it's a home run! So keep an open mind, experiment, and give this place a few visits to find the dishes you love...there will be a few.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FAhkES_QZmbKUpV1KHgU_w", "date": "2011-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HjOME4EndH9c_7hkxcputw", "text": "I love supporting the trend toward local and organic food.  Everything I had to eat there was delicious.  Polenta fried mushrooms appetizer satisfies the salty-crunchy cravings, and my cod dish was amazing.  I wished there were more vegetables served with my fish, as I like to eat something besides protein for dinner.  The burger was also really good.  \nThe tables are all made from reclaimed wood, and the benches are charmingly upholstered with repurposed leather belts.  \nFor a local, organic restaurant, the prices are really reasonable. \nI'll definitely go here again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WJ-F5H-AwCqtxmkaqv2UfQ", "date": "2010-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hjtwFApksW2kXrUn1xOOCg", "text": "One of my favorite Berkeley restaurants.  I would choose it over most all SF restaurants.  I only eat veggies, and they have so many interesting veggies, with so much flavor!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1sPEaabUHVXXuiVZwgLpKQ", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hMn4r_77E2vGNhr4xIWJCg", "text": "still rocks!  food is always changing and so flavorful!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4H4QKukTawLOwEDA7MroMQ", "date": "2012-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hN1AMKY4ZvFSF5BcHvc64w", "text": "Well i had brunch here once. it seems the thing with this place is that they just used locally sourced items, is it good? It's fine nothing great. Will be back? Probably not, the food isn't worth the price tag. i'd rather eat across the street at Great China... \n\nBut the decor is very modern and has a very hip feel to it. But all in all food ok, decor nice, overall experience just a 3.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BFNVTFyGZZ_IzzWCRpPrbg", "date": "2012-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hOn0bgDoCfTbY11e1LFcxA", "text": "fantastic. innovative. healthy but doesn't sacrifice taste and satisfaction !! not that cheap, however. more like $$ - $$$", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cHgjJ-yfnZGwCp53UihG5g", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HpOob5cTiGSxZwXAyLzjdw", "text": "Okay so If I could I would eat here every day. LOVE LOVE LOVE the Vegan Charcuterie platter. TO DIE FOR!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a89SJ7KHyHpy_Ylkd5OKLw", "date": "2012-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hRT7LkB0DnfySCDZt835cA", "text": "Delicious!!\n\nA great date place - great service, yummy food.  I can't even remember everything we ate, but went because of all the great reviews from Yelpers and would definitely come back.\n\nThanks Yelp!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CZU1RZavKV2fHhTvRRWdew", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HsTnJuRK6zO9w7RnVV8j1g", "text": "Overpriced beer served in a wine glass by a condescending bartender. Yeah, I know Belgian styles. Ive been to Belgium and they do not use wine glasses. Beer was served and we were pretty much ignored after that. \n\nNice place however, food looked good. Maybe ill give it another shot some other time.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "8jNPOWFZK6wkoYzxVdZWwA", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HvwuuKrMNdnclfl4rMMWjg", "text": "My favorite place for a tasty but healthy brunch. The food is terrific and they're always friendly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WVfkc4VOQzTnYq_fYX6VRg", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HwtM52qLLSERZi34gpSiCQ", "text": "I really want to love this place, Ive even gone back there 5 times, trying to have a good impression of it. my first trip there was OK... my partner's chicken wasn't impressive and our server seemed too happy-go-lucky - kind of out of touch with reality. I want someone to be real with me, not to baby me and treat me like a delicate \"customer is always right\" consumer. \n\nmoving on... second visit was ok, still not super impressive.  I guess i really want this place to be a little more rootsy, perhaps give me a feel of the farm from where these fresh ingredients come from. I prefer the more rustic hip spots in brooklyn that effortlessly pull of that sought-after urban-farm rustic vibe, without sacrificing on presentation or quality. \n\nlastly... the reason that sparked my writing this review - my most recent visit on 7/7/10 was nice up until the dessert came. i had the chicory salad which was delicious, and everyone else was happy with their choices.  i was celebrating my birthday and we wanted a plate of cookies. we stopped a passing server to ask if it was possible to get a plate of chocolate chip cookies when she suggested that she could ask the chef to just cook up one big cookie. a fresh-baked cookie sounded divine, so we said yes. it took about 20 min, which we didn't mind, except for the fact that every few minutes our server visited to say it would only be another few minutes. the cookie came with candle and all, and it was the best tasting cookie ive ever had! it wasnt enormous, probably the size of 4 or 5 of their smaller cookies. the bill came (around $100) and we gave the server our credit card. when it came back it had an extra $6.50 added, which our server didn't offer to point out. we asked and he said \"oh...oh ya... the chef said i should add another dessert charge\" at which point we noticed that we were charged $13.00 for a cookie. that was the straw... \nwe were eager to get out of there since we had already waited 20 minutes for our cookie and now felt cheated after they sneaked on an extra $6.50. \nWe never asked for it in the first place... it was offered to us by a server (not our main server), and then we accepted it. It doesnt feel right.\n\nanyway, i wont be going back unless someone treats me :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "P9Yu1zEyIazPoI1Qhu6x1A", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I792ik3zMOH-RIYcxgfCqw", "text": "I really enjoyed Gather.....fresh ingredients, good service and overall warm feeling.  We ate at the bar and the Bartenders were very attentive.  The grilled squid was fantastic and the chicory salad w/bacon was very tasty.\nI'll definitely be back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Pfc67AvhQEpebpzD7sfi8g", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ID2DPkFUZeZQf3C-qiRKLg", "text": "Tried brunch, ended up unsatisfied with my meal.  Ordered the 2 eggs and toast, I added a side of bacon ($9 total).  If you've every eaten breakfast in a restaurant before, and especially if you've eaten a $9 breakfast at any one of the terrific breakfast joints we have in the East Bay, you have certain expectations of what bacon and eggs and toast going to look like--this fell short of all of those.  Two small but acceptable slices of toasted levain bread, with a nicely poached, but completely unseasoned, egg sitting on each slice, and what appeared to be one sad little slice of dry bacon split between the two halves (that bacon slice was a $3 addition).  No butter, no jam, not even salt were available (were we supposed to make a special request for those? at brunch?).  So dry!  So dry!  So bland and dry!  \n\nMy husband's breakfast pizza (bacon, egg, onion) on the other hand was delicious, and a bargain (enough to share) at $15.  And the space is beautiful.  Hence three stars.\n\nAnother point, small but kind of important.  One of the things that makes me happy to order $10 cocktails is presentation -- interesting glass, thoughtful garnish, quality ice (there is such a thing!), or shaken and super-cold, a little froth on top.  But here my $10 brunch cocktail seemed sad because it was just dumped into the sort of cheap red wine glass you don't really see in restaurants anymore.  Made it less of a treat than it should have been.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "py1lDb36v9R3S7QBZXyafQ", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IgMEtmycxlgTiaGPowJY_Q", "text": "My mate and I came here for brunch as I'd been following this restaurant from afar in San Francisco. After a happenstance coincidence we were actually in Berkeley (?) on an early-ish Sunday afternoon and I was not disappointed. The interior is gorgeous, we had a gorgeous host too that smiled warmly. Our server had impeccable timing and was nonchalant about it to boot! I tested her a bit by mentioning that I may want a cocktail with my amber wheat pancakes and she nailed it! I paired the perfect pancakes served with a dollop of ricotta, meyer lemon braised tiny oranges, itsy bitsy figs, orange zest and syrup with the Howler to drink. The Howler is my favorite cocktail now. I'm bummed I didn't see what was in it EXACTLY (it's not on their website and that's why I couldn't give this place a five) is disappointing to me. The cocktail in a vague description is a good representation of a margarita, however its made with vodka and is spiked with some jalapeno thing or another. At $11, I'm glad it's in Berkeley and not around the corner from me. I'm so happy that I read the write-up about Gather a while ago and followed them on twitter. If I hadn't seen a few of their great tips or new additions I probably wouldn't have made it there. Thanks!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XopXuBtDtN7IRDvfK6x3Ug", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iIq21h6XcKheNFjYt6cpzA", "text": "This place has a food that tastes delicious!!! For small plates the lamb is delicious and very tasteful. For the large plates, the chicken has a lot of flavor. They have a choice of mineral water or still water and their home-made orange soda is good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NYJwtLhqF9qfRRhuRyrm5Q", "date": "2010-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "InuR_jBLzHnnPsAL9TyzAg", "text": "Fabulous local fare in an upscale Berkeley ambiance. The ginger soda is fantastic - very ginger-y! The portions are a little on the small side (especially the salads), but all reasonably priced. Extremely friendly service. We loved the baked eggs (who would've thought?).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "29e0pFRgMf_0vPA74VrQ0g", "date": "2010-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IP4VifGLQI5bqTh-aHjrkw", "text": "I came here a few weeks ago with a last minute reservation on a thursday night around 8 PM. When we got there, the able wasn't ready so we were welcomed to the bar in the back by the host. +1 for tasty & creative drinks!\n\nWe were then seated in the dining room along the wall. It was slightly crowded but it was nice to see the room bustling. I ended up with the burger and fries and it was delish! the fries were really skinny...shoestrong style, with the right amount of salt & herb. i couldn't even finish the whole burger and had to box it up. we also had a salad to start and that was only mediocore. \n\ni'm giving it 3 stars because i was not very satisfied with the service. it was very hard to flag down our server and we were often waiting around--whether it involved getting him to take our order to getting him to bring our check. we had to ask other servers that were in the area to get our waiter for us. when the waiter did finally come to us, he was fine and friendly. I just wish he had taken the time to check in on us more frequently so we didn't have to look for him. but, i get it, it was busy...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-d7rr26QfWx__n_963G55w", "date": "2010-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IPIpBJTOCcij896wqMO1xw", "text": "Incredible food.  Sustainable, organic, locally-sourced ingredients.  Creative menu items and new flavors I've never had before.  Beautiful dish presentation.  Prompt, friendly, knowledgeable service.  Expensive, but appropriate for such a swanky place.  When I start making more money, I'll be returning.  Would definitely recommend for a nice date night.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DPE9JKBnd-ecFN7NjdGufQ", "date": "2011-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iR6p09gnic287qKdzRg4xw", "text": "I've been here twice with different groups each time. The first time I tried their foods was at a conference held in the same building. Fresh and simple dishes, that was all it needed to tell me that I should give the restaurant a try. I lived very close to Gather, but it still took me a while to actually dine there. Perhaps the ambiance of the place didn't seem to be a casual dining location for a typical college student. Even so, a lot of my friends think that it's too pricey and didn't want to join me.\n\nMy first experience was mediocre: great foods, but not so much for service. This was for a birthday dinner, with about 8 people. A lot of us just ordered their burger, since it was the cheapest entree item other than pizza. Not a bad choice at all. Their burgers were made just right, I remembered seeing pink juices when I bit into it. Their shoestring fries were crispy and goes well with their horseradish ketchup. I'm not a fan of ketchup, that's saying something. I didn't get to try their pizzas, my friends ordered their mussel pizza (this wasn't there when I went for the second time. Darn..) I didn't get to take a bite but I heard good things about it. Why did I say the service wasn't that great? Perhaps we were the wrong crowd in the restaurant, I remembered when our server asked if we wanted still or sparkling and we all wanted still, the server looks to the bar area and did a hand slicing neck motion. Yes, we cannot see what you just did there. I find that very rude indeed. This was about 2 years ago and I can still visualize this scene. \n\nLuckily my second experience was much more pleasant. First of all, I'm no longer on college budget, so I was able to try more of the other dishes. Secondly, it was only two of us dining this time. We were seated at the bar since there was a longer wait on tables. I don't mind it at all, I actually like the view of the kitchen. We were seated right in front of the two chefs preparing for appetizer dishes. I couldn't find the picture but their appetizers were presented in a delicate and colorful way. Definitely does its job as an appetizer.\n\nThe only thing is that their menu is so limited, only their pizza and their burger looked interesting. We ordered this hamachi appetizer, a pizza with pancetta (since they didn't have the mussels and I don't want to be vegetarian that night), a burger, and ended the night with a ginger sorbet. The hamachi was presented in a way such that you can have a number of beautiful pictures in all the angles possible. It had the pieces of hamachi with crispy seaweed and sprouts on top. Every bite brought out the sweetness of the fish, the saltiness of the seaweed, and then a neutral, clean taste of the sprouts. The pizza was fresh out of the oven, so expect it to taste even better than Cheeseboard. The crust was thin, so there isn't enough dough to overpower the ingredients on the pizza. This is not a dish to be finished by one person. I felt like I have stuffed myself when I tried to finish half. The pieces of pancetta was definitely the best part of it all. So for you vegetarians out there, you are missing out. The burger didn't have shoe string fries this time. Not as crispy but still pretty on par. I really enjoyed my sorbet at the end. It's very light and tingy, kinda cleans your mouth without leaving an \"Oh I ate like a fat kid eating cake\" feeling. Our server was much friendlier. First of all he didn't give us the neck cut when we wanted still water. Moreso, he is much more elaborate on describing each dish as he serves them. I do like to know what I put into my mouth and be able to enjoy it completely.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IsJtQnCCQN1rykPqBr5laA", "text": "This place looks nice and has all the trappings of a good place. A nice space in a good location,  organic this and that, natural... But, the food is over-priced and not that good. The service is over-priced and not that good. And the whole experience is not worth it. Don't bother. If you do want to try it, get the pizza and bring your own wine.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-5ChQm77KGpevz-EbgH4hA", "date": "2010-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "isKOkbE3W852btRjsFPxIw", "text": "Hit and miss with their selections but over all beautiful restaurant with gluten free options.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GkEviYB4_3e6YZz09YPf-A", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iui2KEt1UaXyglgOMeWTEQ", "text": "I've heard a lot about this place from veggie and non-veggie friends. On a Saturday afternoon we were in the area and decided to check it out. Although the menu had the little vegan icon identifying several dishes that could be veganized, many of them also were hot spicy...which I have no flexibility with. Perhaps I'm allergic but I have horrible coughing fits with the slightest chili flake in my dish.\n\nSo...I was feeling like their vegan friendliness was limited and acquiesced to a pizza that sounded rather dull -- smoked mushroom & potato with cashew puree. Thank goodness for the element of surprise! This pizza was so wonderful...even the dough was delightful. \n\nThe ambiance is very comfy -- even the booth made out of old leather belts. It's hard to believe this place survives near a college campus; how many students can afford $19 pizza? But, as a bonus, you're offered a choice of still or gas water and it's free! ;-)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zPvo9z9yDT1Ls9z31a6uzg", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IUqnLoTxPkpz6md3B3rv0A", "text": "what a yummy restaurant! customer service was great, food was delicious, and atmosphere was warm. my girlfriends and i ordered the vegetarian charcuterie, lobster mushroom meatballs, and roasted chicken. the plating was beautiful for all three dishes. all the different flavors from each dish worked so well with each other. my favorite was the roasted chicken. sooo juicy and tender. this meal couldn't get any more \"farm to table\". amazing!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "shakGYYz15n421n5XwxROQ", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I_vL4BY9OjWFP4itBzAvVg", "text": "Who knew that a vegan charcuterie would be so good???? Who would have thought that anything gluten free anything would taste like any thing other than cardboard???  Gather is exactly what you might expect of a Berkeley restaurant--organic, not just vegetarian but vegan and gluten free options...it doesn't get much more crunchy granola Berkeley than that.  (And I mean that only in the nicest way.)\n\nEvery thing that I had was very good, the Bee Sting cocktail was especially tasty.  \n\nThe one con for me was the service.  My friend arrived a few minutes before me, beware of parking-it's a nightmare.  She got us on the list and when I got there we told the hostess that we would wait for our table in the bar area.  After about an hour we went to check on the table and the hostess told us that she'd given our table away because she couldn't find us.  It seems that she could have looked very hard and she certainly didn't call our name.  Once they were ready to seat us at a table they initially refused to transfer the tab.  \n\nI will go back to Gather, the food was good and I am hoping that I just went on an off night.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J73pIjxLZ8A8ahev5YmS5g", "date": "2010-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iZMLI0_NrETmihrRntolHg", "text": "Ingredients are the highlight here at Gather where the food philosophy is everything organic, fresh, and local... and yes, the distinctive taste follows through. The dishes are beautifully plated and full of novel flavors. The vegan \"charcuterie\" is an experience and similar to a mini tasting menu featuring four highlights of in-season ingredients, each with their own colors and complexities. Our other starters were likewise well executed: we had the kale salad, the king salmon crudo, and the sardines. For entrees, the brown teff panisse and the roasted chicken. For dessert, an almond teff cake.\n\nA food dictionary here is a good idea and the stuff may surprise your perception of food all entirely. Gather reinvents what we take for granted. I wouldn't hesitate to bring a fellow food enthusiast here, someone who is looking for something new yet down-to-earth. Service is friendly and efficient.\n\nMy most interesting bite: In the vegan \"charcuterie,\" Douglas Fir and Grains of Paradise give the blueberries, corn, smoked cashews, and pickled mushrooms an earthy and fragrantly delectable touch.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h0jCr72NLkdGTNQmPuWp0A", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J0aOElnG5V-vLCbkXtj-5A", "text": "Just recommended this place to a friend.  It will be on the top of my list.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "C5mcPQxFA7Joo2RYGtzDmw", "date": "2010-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j2ol7spO2LLjhg2H0tE0mQ", "text": "Always very pleased. The food, the service, the atmosphere, such a treat.\nCatering to each patron's sensivities. Welcoming everyone.\nShall be back and back and back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jp5A6AHNIMuV8RwSuwMD1Q", "date": "2011-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j6WbXVjem8rkTdGAl800tQ", "text": "4 stars for food, 2 for service  We entered at 5:20 on a Sunday -- earlier they had refused our attempt to make a reservation for our small party saying we didn't need one. At the hostess station we were immediately told 'we can seat you but we need the table at 6:45'. So this was not a good start and given that the place was empty very off-putting. An hour and twenty minutes for dinner--we're off to the races.  We liked the sampler of vegetable appetizers. A good assortment and a creative and interesting layering of flavors but I wondered about how sanitary the wooden platter was as we had to scrape the surface to get the more liquid parts of the dips and sauces used that were just dumped on the flat surface when they should have been in tiny bowls.  A squash blossom appetizer was just two squash blossoms plus pieces of squash and a couple of onion rings. Competently deep fried and dusted with Parmesan the dish was tasty but if you call a dish squash blossoms that ought to comprise the majority of the ingredients.  These two first courses came out in rapid succession and our waitperson asked multiple times in a span of a few minutes how it was. Then we waited. And waited.  By the time our entrees came out it was 20 after 6. So 25 minutes left for eating a main course and, we'd hoped, to have dessert to celebrate a birthday. Not once after bringing the entrees did the server return to see if they were to our liking. 15 more minutes passed and someone came to take the plates. Awhile later she wandered back and offered to bring dessert menus. We looked but the thought of rushing through coffee and dessert while we overstayed our time slot put us off and we left. There is far too much good food in the east bay these days to put up with the way Gather treats its customers. \nWe won't be back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_y80GWm9c6prEg--kruOBg", "date": "2010-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j-Bi0XoCe9ypoe3kztdcag", "text": "I have eaten at Gather 4 times now. I enjoy the interesting menus they put together and I appreciate the quality of ingredients they use. I've tried a sandwich, a couple pizzas, a vegetarian charcuterie plate, and a couple salads. The menu encourages you to try out of the box things like stinging nettle pizza(which is my favorite thing off their winter menu).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RzhLXQmzjuhxPPka6jw6rQ", "date": "2012-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JeD2ofdEB-bGqK2xz5wLHg", "text": "DELICIOUS and the ambiance is nice :)\n\nI had the prather ranch burger and my friend had the barbecued young chicken (surprisingly huge portion!) Both were absolutely delicious and the chicken was succulent\n\nDidn't wait long for our food, but we ate around 8:45.\n\nI'll definitely come back to try their appetizers yumm", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rStrYkNcaqbIOB7wcMmzhQ", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JF1-A_r1p7covgS9mddn5w", "text": "I've been to Gather now for brunch and dinner. I love their seasonal, locally sourced approach, modern yet warm decor and friendly, adept service.  The location just off Shattuck and University is great, outside patio, good parking yet near BART too.\n\nBrunch was taken out in the lovely patio complete with an herb garden that grew more fragrant as the sun warmed the patio. Great meal options - Veg and Omnivore. Unable to choose, I had two dishes: Stone Fruit salad - delicate dressing, fresh produce and the Poached Egg with bacon-bean ragu - intense flavors, perfectly cooked eggs. Good strong coffee, too. \n\nDinner had fun, classic cocktails (Corpse Reviver #2!!), a modest wine list and more lovely dishes of Veg or Omnivore. Nearly everybody around us had a wood-fired pizza and they smelled terrific, but we split the stunning & creative Veg Charcuterie platter (a savory blueberry sauce and pickled mushrooms?? Yes!) and the gazpacho. Not an ordinary gazpacho, mind you, but one made of roasted tomatoes with a dollop of strawberry granita - an astoundingly good combo of spicy and sweet, hot and cold.  The Prather Ranch burger was juicy and its french fries perfect. Also the heirloom carrot main dish was rich and hearty.  All dishes were very well executed. \n\nDessert amazed - we had the burnt honey and green fennel seed ice cream but you must try the grilled strawberry dessert. It was complimented by smooth, mild goat cheese, cold olive oil ice cream and the most amazing, a delicate shortbread that hid a surprise of slivered almonds and sea salt!  The pastry chef is keeping that recipe to herself... Dang! \n\nSean Baker proves to be an artist and Gather is a good substitute for the now defunct and dearly missed Ubuntu (Michelin star in Napa). Go and you'll find beautiful, creative veg dishes, savory meat dishes at a great value.  I'll definitely be back for more.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "80mzJkihcG4kHdK9AYrm-g", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JfH92JzzNzyF0w5TiaSZ_Q", "text": "Very lovely place. Great atmosphere. Got the pizza and vegetable artisanal plate. Food was really good. Tried the Huerta Vida cocktail which had a smokyness to it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WcU-h6TC0sXEEyfvFTXQ_w", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jgNlknnKUMAUFR8f0C0pig", "text": "Food: creative, fresh, flavorful. Love that their vegan/veggie dishes are very savory and I don't crave  meat. And I'm a beefaholic!\n\nservice: attentive and knowledgeable. Sometimes feels a bit college kiddish, with young staff, but overall professional.\n\nAmbiance: tasteful and comfortable decor. Very smart design of space, no awkward tables.\n\nMy advice... Eat at the bar, good non-intrusive service. Food is a standout!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NFnrzgnG1Pz0n4Ma6t2bEQ", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JhgCfbT2jLjXO5hR-L-Jvw", "text": "I love this place! It's usually bustling in here but it's pretty easy to seat a pair. I never thought I'd fall in love with vegan cuisine but here I am. I find myself returning for not only that but for their desserts. The honey pine nut tart was and still is the best dessert I've had in my life. I am a burger person but didn't like theirs all that much, but it doesn't bother me. Aaaand... one time the chicken was undercooked. But even so, I'm still raving. Every meal is beautifully presented. The waitstaff are extremely warm and attentive.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qwzXC0JdvMuBmWXfdLZsHw", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jI5lRVxrfYd1nl7z9arIhQ", "text": "I was impressed by the use of local food sources. I was impressed with the presentation and the quality of the food. \n\nI was less impressed that the chef would not remove meat from half a pizza so that my mother and father could share (she is a vegetarian). I applaud the chefs choice not to alter a meal even slightly, It is only to be served the way he envisioned it, but I am surprised that the customer is not always right in a service based business.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wy1MDDfIhGRmhezhIFQDFw", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jix7jIDA9deiKpw192TM-Q", "text": "Great food, Reasonable prices. A bit loud, but very comfortable environment. Staff were helpful explaining menu selection and great descriptions! Great organic cocktails with \"new' tastes. Very worth the trip!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xnBXn8eY2IMLVA7TOtUSLg", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JKvcQnOSZNhWh-MNIzu2qA", "text": "My fiancee and I were in the East Bay visiting a friend over the Memorial Day weekend and had napped in our hotel in Richmond until well after 9.  Not a lot of choices and another friend had mentioned Gather but had never been there herself.  So we hopped in the car and went.  Got there about 10 to 10 on Monday, Memorial Day.  They were happy to seat us.  The place was mostly empty at that hour so no wait.\n\nI can't eat garlic, onions, leeks, shallots, and the entire family due to a sensitivity.  The waiter was helpful and suggested the burger and said that they'd put the tomato-shallot condiment on the side.\n\nWe ordered a lettuce salad to spilt which the waiter warned had some garlic or onions (he didn't say which) in the dressing.  A little in dressing is ok with me.  It seemed to have CHUNKS of onion or something in it.  Overall, I thought the salad was pretty good (picked out the chunks) but thought the dressing was a bit on the vinegary side.\n\nTo nit-pick, the waiter said that the burger was \"medium rare\" but it came slightly pink in the very middle and well done the rest.  That's medium, not medium rare.  Fine by me, actually, since I like it that way, but it just wasn't as the waiter said.\n\nThe burger itself was quite juicy, but without the tomato-shallot condiment, it was overall a tad dry.  Probably would have been perfect with the sauce and I don't fault them that I can't eat it.\n\nThe fries were the shoestring variety with quite a few overcooked.  And they had WAY too much salt on them.\n\nMy fiancee had they spicy tomato pizza.  I tried a bite and agree with her that it was REALLY good.  Quite a bit better than our local pizza places in LA.  The crust was really thin where it counted but the edges were thick and chewy - in a good way.\n\nThe lemon-lime soda was very good, but it came with the syrup on the bottom and soda water on top.  My first sip through the provided straw gave me a really strong, sweet taste.  After I mixed it up, it was really good and a nice touch over the typical cans and bottles.\n\nWe finished by sharing a pine nut tart with buttermilk ice cream.  The tart was very good, a lot like a pecan pie only more subtle and refined.  Not a huge fan of the buttermilk ice cream; it was incredible smooth and silky and very well executed, but the slight sour taste was just a little strange.  I think a more conventional vanilla bean or perhaps even a rose ice cream would have been better.\n\nThere were some misses... the fries were just bad with all that salt... but overall, it was a very good meal.\n\nThere are some things I found a little odd and/or annoying.  Probably differences in the Berkeley food culture versus that in LA.  For one thing, the menu is tiny.  There are a bunch of appetizers, but only 3 pizzas and 4 entrees.  Not a lot of options.  It just seemed weird that the wine list was far larger than the food menu.\n\nI'm not sure why some restaurants have to use names to describe things that make it difficult to figure out what you're eating.  I've eaten at some very high end restaurants and high end, good ingredients, and good food do NOT have to feel pretentious.  Restaurants shouldn't make you feel like an idiot unless you're \"in the scene\" (and I'll bet most of those types of people are faking it).  I do actually speak French and the charcuterie is where we buy sliced cured meats and the like.\n\nI'm glad we went, but if we lived here, I don't think I'd be a regular.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-5aoJDCGtN3qBKp3uVVqjg", "date": "2011-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jl6dLK992scM4oC_e1suww", "text": "Growing pains certainly characterize many aspects of our evening at Gather, but what they lack in experience, this restaurant certainly more than makes up in ambiance, friendliness, and downright good food.\n\nTo start, we had a party of five that were seated comfortably along the recycled leather belt and wood barrel banquette. While we were waiting for the remainder of our party to arrive, (two of us had initially arrived), it took about 5 minutes before anyone came to attend our table in terms of water or drinks. Two additional members of our party arrived and were left wondering at the front of house where our table was, the front of house staff was attentive to those who were expressly seeking out their attention, but were less aware of those individuals who were apparently searching for a party - perhaps a problem of the glut of people that collects right at the entrance.\n\nWater was served in reused milk glass jugs, either flat or sparkling, nothing pretentious and completely their own. Drinks were available in the form of a limited selection of wines by the glass or the bottle (those wines available by the glass were equally priced if not a better deal than the respective wine in a bottle - which was very confusing). The Gin-n-Root cocktail (gin, ginger syrup, lemon, and soda) was rather underwhelming with only scant hints of the root flavors - having just made a great batch of ginger syrup myself for cocktails. \n\nOur server was Kevin - extremely knowledgeable very friendly, and knew so much about the building, its origins, the food, and - well, everything we wanted to know, he knew about it. He was attentive, accommodated all of our requests (to the best of his ability), and overal heightened our experience immensely.\n\nThat being said, we were a bit disappointed as our first few plates came out that were delivered by the wait staff (and not our friendly Kevin), that they went without any explanation as to what we would find on our platters. The cheese plate was deliciously simple - although difficult to split among five people (extremely small portions), and each of their small plates/appetizer platters only come with three meager slices of bread/toast. The toast is amazing - but when you have a significant quantity of food (such as the absolutely amazing vegan \"charcuterie\", which also went unexplained for a good few minutes til we found Kevin again), and only three toast slices - that is a bit ridiculous. This was a struggle throughout the early portion of our dinner - as with five people looking to split things - more bread was a major issue. It ended up being suggested that we order a dish of their single-harvest olive oil (which was extremely aromatic) -- which came with a half-dozen slices of a lengthwise-sliced loaf of bread (a.k.a. three whole slices of bread). After much negotiation and learning that the three dollars we were paying was for the oil and not the bread - we doubled our bread-ings and left the proverbial card table on top.\n\nThat said, the food was absolutely delightful. The cheese plate was what one would expect to be on a cheese plate - fun types of (insert a cheese here), cheddar, brie, and and nettle gouda (which i was convinced tasted like a sage derby...), paired with a tiny mound of cranberry jelly, glazed pecans, a crabapple (we guessed, we never figured out officially), and some smashed dried apricots (again, a total guess here).\n\nThe vegetarian charcuterie was definitely a major highlight of the early portion of our dinner - \"bacon\" avocado with oyster mushrooms (we're not sure what the bacon part meant), beets with some intense south asian flavors (cardamom and cumin?), chicory rolls, a fennel salad, and roasted cauliflower with the creamy-goodness sauce... the drippings may have been the second wind of this dish - an absolutely reasonably priced at $14 for such an adventure. \n\nOur final app plate was the fried cardoons - which had the texture of fried okra, a similar taste to a very mild celery or even stringy zucchini (i speak in simple terms) - but the orangish spiced-almond sauce with the   scallion salsa was absolutely a wonderful accompaniment.\n\nNext, we ordered a kale salad (which is blanched yet crisp and has great flavor - the marinated celery root looks like cubes of cheese but is tender and flavorful), split two pizzas. The \"porky\" pizza with guanciale has a permeating flavor of cured, salted pork & pork fat throughout every bite, and the crust is delightfully thin and flavorful - it brought the experience of pork on pizza to a different, level. The mushroom pizza was subtle - and the mushrooms were amazing, however, bits where one was left with neither mushroom nor other garnish, was merely a subtle mozzarella pizza where the oregano dominated the flavor of the bite.\n\nWe finished off our small-plate and pizza exploration with a selection of each of their sides - braised greens (i believe we had some chard), cream polenta, and fries. Fries - typical shoestri", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cLMLjC4KdDTvAWp3jyenow", "date": "2009-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JMD85mD10_0wGHHIbRkHAg", "text": "Phenomenal!\nAs organic and fresh as it gets! Great service, great vibe, love the sunny patio. Also loved the chocolate pu-erh!  Didn't love the birthday cake cutting fee- never got why some eateries do this? Also, if you are dining with a big party (5+) call as far ahead as possible to secure a reservation. \n***Two snaps up...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LxZSyxj2PBQbDkhhhntmJw", "date": "2011-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JNmTh85wV9ObQLCV9naV-w", "text": "I'll admit: the main reason I wanted to try this restaurant was the excellent rating that the Contra Costa times gave it because otherwise I wouldn't bother. C'mon, Berkeley, ANOTHER place touting free-range organic s...um-stuff?! (How \"different\" are you if everything's the friggin same?) \n\nBut... my bf and I were pleasantly surprised...there's meat on the menu! (There is a God!!) So, of course, we ordered the meat platter..WOW and the pork... WOW again. Would've ordered the steak, but the tab was running a wee bit high by then--had to save room for dessert, which was phenomenal. \n\nAnd although the drinks could be a bit better and that you charge for bread(wtf)? This place is now a new favorite for me, I'll just swing by Acme for a baguette and bring it with me next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MnUPXhiWJkMjev4V4SsV7w", "date": "2010-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j_NyjjSqWCu4e81S_ppYuw", "text": "friday night - gather welcomes us to it's rustic-farmhouse-design-repurposed fixture-organic space, a full house, lively.\n\nit's drawn-out dinner is intentional and thoroughly enjoyable.\n\nsparkling wine to start, salads, pork cuts - samplings of deliciousness.\ni got the angus burger. house-made sauces, bread.\n\neverything here is sourced no further than a 30-mile radius. they don't even offer coke. which i kinda liked and yet found kinda annoying. but got over right away.\n\nmy plate slowly but surely emptied.\ni saved a sliver of space for dessert = zucchini bread served with strawberries, blackberries and blueberries topped with a delicate, wafer-thin slice of candied zucchini.\n\nreservations recommended.\ncasual attire.\n\nbe sure to check out the lighting fixtures (woven basketry) and the booth seat covers (old belts sewn together side on side).\n\nfresh, clever.\nreally good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OXJMOS4zuHXI0R5nH5l4oQ", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jO1d4mweGo8q-DjUe41rAg", "text": "LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT\none of the best place to dine in....\nthe only issue is parking but who cares, a MUST go place", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VBGTB9tT-ipM-XbfzTEDvQ", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jofCteqM1SUghMkzVbYt7Q", "text": "I eat here about 2-3 times a month since they've opened. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. Had my birthday here, Will have my wedding here. Friend moved to town brought her in for the Vegan Charcutierie and she (a true southern belle) went hog wild all over it. When I told her it was vegan she was all like \"No not this stuff holding up a crispy tofu skin.\" I said \"yes that is deep fried tofu skin\"and she said 'I want to have the chef's baby.' My future mom in law who is from Tampa loved the stuffed peppers and my best friend who regularly makes fun of berkeley vegans loves the Lipstick pepper pizza. I have hired Gather ( Back to Earth Catering) to cater a party for my office. \n\nMy favorites: Artisinal Platter and I don't like sharing it at all. Any pizza with cashew cheese. most of the small plates and any time I can get the Braised Mushroom sandwich it makes me cry, swoon and curse like a mad woman. \n\nThe service is hit or miss. I have found showing up 10 minutes before Lunch service is stopped can make the waiter resentful and I try not to do that anymore. Sometimes they are overwhelmed and in the weeds but as far as I am concerned the food more than makes up for it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ewZKZjxjhzEPWFBh9-e3MA", "date": "2010-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JP5V2F8hqq3kcj3cCO3TNw", "text": "Gather is a wonderful restaurant to have in the neighborhood: excellent and very creative food. It is almost always possible to get a seat without a reservation even though it seems as though it is entirely packed each night. I have been here 4-5 times and I will defintely return, but they would be in running for one of my favorite restaurants if the service matched the quality of the food and drink. \n\nThe wait staff is excellent - very nice and know their food well, but the restaurant seems incapable of controlling the timing of food delivery to the table. Every time I come here every dish shows up nearly simultaneously - hot and cold plates all at once and I feel forced to rush through a meal. For the price and quality I would much prefer to eat more slowly and enjoy the drinks with the meal. From a business perspective they might note this usually leads to higher drink sales.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NLpqsMeR6yN5bGrdJ8w8xg", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jp7Vi-JpF7MZb_4CyFogJQ", "text": "This place has been open less than two weeks.  Only had drinks here, so I can't give it a full 5 stars.  Impressive looking menu.  A very Berkeley theme ... designed for Locovores, Glutin Free and Vegans.  Even the bar is organic based (no whiskey for this reason).  Great service at the bar.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "p6MUaGS6NjK_-81sThcQMw", "date": "2009-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JqBUazYPFy_01QXJADFPmA", "text": "I like Gather.  I like the idea of it slightly more than the execution. I don't like how noisy it is. I don't like the lighting.\n\nThe food is great but I think the prices are high relative to what you get. Many servings are surprisingly small plate-ish but priced like a full entre.\n\nIt all tastes great.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M9wxuUU7kgZ1D9w04KasKQ", "date": "2010-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JrYs3Z7gCX7yzmz4w_qg6w", "text": "uhm....wow.\n\nthe interior is utterly home-y, earthy, and charming. \nthe food speaks for itself. Ask your waiter if you have any questions on the ingredients on the menu, because there were at least 6 things I couldn't even pronounce on there, and had I not asked, I would have never known that you can make something so delicious with hay cream. yes....cream that comes from hay. Little gems of knowledge like this await you ask you inquire about obscure ingredients, it is really fun. \n\nThe menu is different every few weeks (so unfortunately, you probably won't be able to have the amazing artichoke dish I had), but the concept behind this restaurant is so awesome. They basically go out to local farms and get whatever is cool, and they build a menu around what they've gathered during that period of time. Nothing goes to waste, as our waiter explained. They will find a way to use everything, new entrees and appetizers are being invented as you sit here and read this review, so go out there and try it before it disappears!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ErJcnrBcG9-HXiB_gTp_zA", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JV4WOa0aLZ7eQVOSVwp3hA", "text": "Small portions for everything but the pizza.  Two lady friends shared a birthday meal.  We explored the sample appetizer as recommended by the wait staff, only to find that there was only one serving of each sample.  It was pretty ridiculous.  She knew we were sharing?!?  We also had the pizza which was not bad, but ordered more salad because we were still hungry.  Pizza was decent, but definitely not crunchy on the bottom.  The tart dessert was good too, but unfortunately the wait staff forgot to bring a birthday candle for my friend.  \n\nAlso felt she was rushing us a bit, as she asked us what we wanted about five times instead of waiting for us to be ready.  Granted, it is a business and table turns are necessary, but there was nobody waiting at the door and there were some open tables.     \n\nStill it is a nice place to dine, but slightly overpriced and small portions.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CIyICwrEeEVCuuBUmaSdOQ", "date": "2010-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-JW4Sb0ykZsrFJbApPT9fA", "text": "Wow this place is special.  This is my favorite restaurant.  I can come here and eat at Gather any day, any time.  I even love the name.  Food is sacred-it brings people together and we can gather to share in the experience!  Their food is so well prepared and thought out.  Every ingredient is paired perfectly with each other to make delicious dishes.   They have meat options, gluten free options, vegan options, all are delicious.  One can really taste the quality in all their ingredients.  Everything fresh, flavor at its peak, They make their own bread and pizza crusts and they are good.  This place is good.  Don't miss the kale salad with roasted carrot, pine nuts, and Fiscalini cheese.  You must try this place.  I love this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ji2l1mvHa5w5_atxxHof0w", "date": "2011-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jw4UBfMKxp3gsH1T-V_NTQ", "text": "I had many preconceived notions about Gather, based on someone I knew who had to wait forty-five minutes to be served, its pricey menu, and the mixed review in the New York Times. I thought it'd be the kind of place that charged a lot for very little, but was pleasantly surprised by the gigantic portions, especially of the dynamic pizza.\n\nI loved eating there. The inside had a very warm, friendly feeling. You can look and see the chefs making things (though my seat faced the window, so I didn't watch the chefs). My BF and I both started with salads--kale salad for me (I was wary because kale is one of my specialties), but their way of preparing it was fabulous. It was served with tiny slices of carrots, pine nuts, and some kind of shredded cheese that begins with F. There was some kind of dressing. Dunno what, but the blend of flavors was amazing. Also, the salad had such pretty colors. My BF's salad came with greens, ricotta, blood oranges, and some kind of delicious dressing. \n\nFor our entrees we both chose pizza. His came with nettles, potatoes, goat cheese, and rosemary. Mine came with mozzarella, olive oil, and salt. Both the salads and pizzas were huge.  I am v. particular re pizza, and Gather's pizza hit the pizza spot! Thin crust with enough crisp and poofy dough and a bottom crust that holds the pizza toppings without being soggy. After years of trying to find perfect pizza in the Bay Area, I am happy to report that Gather's pies are among the best!\n\nFinally, I would give Gather five stars, but we had to shout to be heard. I prefer a quieter dining experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q9NM8_ExzpkoxskbKRvcDg", "date": "2012-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JZqzcdygRcDgAKnwLHMqRQ", "text": "Kale salad with chicken was amazing.  Service excellent at lunch time.  The quality of the food was top notch, locally sourced, etc.  We sat in the bar area, but did not have any drinks on our first visit.\n\nI will definitely be back here to experience more of the menu and the good looking, $11 cocktail offerings.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gnh_ubr91VltGMd8SoH92w", "date": "2012-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K6y2eABh61W3jd5JIy48_w", "text": "FIve big shining Stars!  This is the top restaurants in Berkeley downtown.  Clean, environmental friendly restaurants with open kitchen where you can see the chiefs who are \"loving caring\" your food right from your table!\n\nThe foods are just excellent.  The pizza is amazing.  All dishes are created with fresh, in season, local ingredients.  Not to mention about the creative menus they have.  The menu changes a lot and it's just what top restaurants do.  To keep the regulars from not getting bored!\n\nThe brunch is wonderful too. They have a sunny outdoor patio.  In Berkeley, you will get the warm Sun without the fog!!!\n\nNow, comes to pricing.  It's very good.  Most main courses are under $15 and it's enough food for the entire meal.  \n\nThis is a great place to eat and not having your money being robbed by the restaurants.  A place you must go when you are in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y4vmZ2JldcAV1HLqhupchw", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k7vx4h2qjp_2dJYAKucYTg", "text": "Really rustic decor and classy (although unassuming). Their dinner menu and drink menu was really mentally stimulating because it's so different than the run-of-the-mill menu; their claim to fame is from using local and sustainable recipes in all of their dishes and so it took a while to decipher the menu. I tried a Pilser beer which was light and refreshing. I ordered their barbecue chicken -- the chicken itself was awesome, but the side dish had too much of the beans it came with. But back to the chicken: the white meat of the chicken was the most tender and moist I've ever had of white meat. The Kale salad we ordered was superb. I've never had a salad quite like it because of the uniqueness of the greens they used.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "btgZWY-IciTg4q61saeJ9Q", "date": "2011-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kA6KMzl2DLQbFUOGHkw1Bw", "text": "New American cuisine but more vegetarian like vegan charcuterie blah blah blah\n\nInteresting architectural touches seats are made of old belts blah blah blah\n\nRhubarb white teff chard creme blah blah blah\n\nThe company was good. The food was exactly what you expect at this price range in this style. Four stars instead of three because of the extra effort for vegetarian dishes. But the blah blah blah predictability makes me yearn for the shock of the new. AND I'M STILL HUNGRY.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Us_9GNwgcfdCHN4bqgwxTg", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KecEsTOuyiYZrQWoJiCpjA", "text": "Server: How are we doing today?\nI'm thinking: Um, who the F is \"we?\"\n\n...and it went down hill from there.\n\nAfter the waiter repeatedly tried to sell us on the vegan charcuterie (and I really hate when waiters try to sell me things on the menu. I can see the freakin menu, I know what's on it, and I'll order whatever the hell I want to order), we decided on the kale salad, squash blossoms, and sausage pizza. We also each order a glass of wine. The waiter seemed thoroughly disappointed when I didn't order the vegan charcuterie.\n\nA few minutes later, someone comes out with a glass of wine and tries to give it to my wife, but of course it's not what she ordered. A few minutes later, they bring her the correct wine.  Meanwhile, I still don't have my wine. A few minutes later, the kale salad comes out. A few minutes later, we're halfway through it, and I still don't have wine. I see the waiter and ask about it, and he mumbles something unintelligible about how the printer wasn't something something something.  We finish the salad, and my glass of wine finally comes.\n\nThe food: salty. The kale salad, all I tasted was salt and lemon. It was cold and slimy. The squash blossom was bland, and also seemed to have the same overly salty dressing as the kale salad. The pizza was decent, but i've had way better in the bay area, and way less than $18.50.\n\nIn the end, I do not plan on returning to Gather. Poor service, mediocre food, and outrageously expensive wine (only one red wine on the entire list was under $40. It was $39).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_07QxPy_t50qMcgtsVuZyg", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kERrOAY17LPRzUdjZ-KAsQ", "text": "Their pizzas are good, I like the decor, outside seating is nice.  I also like to try things there and they are quite nice about letting me try things.  Portions and quality, however, do not justify their prices.  I have been there three times and have decided to move on.\n\nAt lunch recently, the pulled pork sandwich was average tasting, and not worth $11.  I probably would be ok paying $6 for it.  I also added the roasted market vegetables for $2.50, and was very disappointed.  It was mostly olive bits and whole beans (a few parsnips and pepper bits were there too).  I don't like olives, which is not their fault, but a plate of veggies should not be mostly brown beans, not especially flavorful either.\n\nDessert cookie plate was nice, portion-wise probably on par with other hifalutin restaurants, and the cookies tasted good.\n\nPreviously, at dinner, we ordered an appetizer sardine, and I was a bit surprised at the quantity of food that came - two small fishes for $9.\n\nStick with the pizza I suppose, it seems more on par with the price, although be sure you like their crust - it is thick and the actual cheesy/meat area of the pizza is fairly small as the crust takes up about 1.5\" around the edges..\n\nTo sum it up - if you eat here, you are paying a decent chunk for the experience and some for the food, so be warned.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZMQFHAnf4noG0I3JHyvDmQ", "date": "2010-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kfml0qFIUTQBzudbQYZ2OQ", "text": "When Gather is on its game (which, inexplicably, it hasn't been for the last month or so -- my guess as to the reason for the recent less-than-positive reviews), it may well have the best food in the East Bay. (With all due bows to Chez Panisse, the food at Gather is more inventive, fresher, more contemporary, covering the full range from omnivore to vegan, with attention to gluten-free options too.)\n\nThe vegan charcuterie (served only at dinner) is usually quirky, delicious, inventive, and surprising. It's fun to sit next to someone who's never had it and is just astonished at the wooden board full of small delectable innovations. And though I'm vegan, most of my friends are omnivores, and I love that they can get a burger or chicken (I hear Gather does an excellent job with these), while I'm having an amazing plant-based entree. That way we're all happy.\n\nSo, why only four stars? It's hard to make everyone happy, and I want to acknowledge that, especially in a restaurant trying to serve so many different kinds of food. (It seems to me that the menu is too heavy to meat/cheese (but I see that some meat-eaters think too much is veg.)\n\nMostly, I wish that there were better lunch options for vegans, that the evening waiters didn't hover quite so much when you're nearing the end of your meal, and that the kitchen were less into exploring the possibilities of bitterness right now. What's up with the vegan lunch option (if you're not wanting pizza, and you do want some protein) being either salads of bitter greens (mostly designed to have cheese but you can have it left off) or a RADISH with cashew-ricotta? Now, Gather does dreamy things with cashews (their cashew-cream vegan pizzas are the best pizzas I've ever tasted), but a radish isn't lunch. It's conceptual art. \n\nPlease, oh brilliant chefs of Gather, don't give me conceptual art instead of lunch. Use your gifts to marinate and bake some fabulous tofu and offer it as a salad add-on, the way you add chicken or fish. Or make some of those divine lentils and greens that you offer with weekend brunch. (Does divine lentils and greens sound like an oxymoron? You may have to try the Gather version to believe it.) \n\nIf you did even this last couple of things, I predict that the dining room at lunch would start to be as crowded as the dining room at dinner. Because it's not that common to have places to lay aside the food wars and just all eat lovely sustainable food together. We really need you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tsWu-1ff8VIjFWmF97EBEg", "date": "2011-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KgHkfS99S5SMiqaO6weaWg", "text": "delicious, innovative, inspiring, arousing, but small expensive portions.\n\ni didn't have any sort of alcohol (new years day fallout) but the in-house jasmine hibiscus soda was good times.\n\nour server made it clear he was unimpressed by our group, but it was cool that he stuck around, and never disappeared otherwise, or anything like that.\n\na very cool, very friendly, very random lady brought us an extra dessert we never ordered, then said something like, \"tee hee, then have one for the table!\" then we were charged for it.\n\noverall, good, but expensive for what was on the table.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "agVsO4akPUN02gbTd-OrPg", "date": "2012-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kITRSqgKbgLr-imrQineNA", "text": "go to this place immediately and often.  we are so lucky to have this gem!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UGgBQ--46vYNLnXIskIdiw", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kl2pygeKw1sm4E8FcIwy3g", "text": "My boyfriend took me here for my birthday earlier this year. Everything we ate was delicious, I wish I could have consumed more, and the service was excellent. I'm not into health food, or fads, i'm into just whatever tastes good, and gather is an wonderful place to go for happy hearts and happy stomachs!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m24mN87yOtvdIb8dDXOqCw", "date": "2011-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kuVQ8OZAH1RfjvuoK2FHuw", "text": "Ate here with two friends and we ordered the burger, a salad and the pizza. All were very good.\n\nVery nice, new restaurant with a good vibe at the bar.\n\nOnly downside is that parking can be bit of a hassle. As a tip, there's a lot a block away that charges a flat fee of $4 for weekday evenings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SDbTIBcbjauj_9iAvJ7KMA", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kYltR1ET2687fAZLAlHNHw", "text": "Came here for a quasi-late night meal. We were pretty hungry, plus I've been wanting to come here for a while. Unfortunately, we were met by terrible service. We were seated at the bar, or at the *rails* to be specific. We sat there for 10-15 minutes and were ignored. When I motioned for the waiter at the bar, he walked over only to pick up the plate at a nearby table, and ignored us (couldn't even bother to tell us what's happening). When I walked up to the bar and told him we'd like to order food, he spitefully said that they don't serve food \"at the rails\" and immediately walked away. Then why did they put food menus down for us \"at the rails?\" The bar waiter didn't even tell me what I could do (like sit down here at the bar, or something), but just walked away. It was awkward and embarrassing, and there seemed nothing for us to do but leave. This was hopefully an isolated incident, but I don't think I'll ever come here again. We left and went to Gordos, where the service was much friendlier and we were treated like human beings.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-qCHcrGS-tOT-LxjjnENag", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KyQSe2COcgvu-zoBDtXbLg", "text": "Had brunch here with the girls a few months ago. Food was ok.  Service was ok.  I think we were expecting more vegan options.  It's a pretty space.  It's one of those places I wouldn't suggest, but I may tag along if someone else has a hankering for it.  Especially if they pay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mvv3Lpw0j6EZ1LDRbJ8Bkg", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_kyXOwS3fCfiIzJZTHvGzw", "text": "More like 3.5 stars - the food was pretty good, yes, but the service was slow and the atmosphere of the restaurant wasn't great and the food quality-to-price ratio was off. The large plates and the salads/starters really aren't that different in size. The vegan charcuterie was very interesting, and there's sure to be something for everyone on it. \nextra + : their bathrooms have far side comics!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vW9GFHPuvp2SKCWm51bAzQ", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kyZ8rWvnmWvVqoPDi-IDuA", "text": "Good food, friendly service, inviting atmosphere, and superb location.  On the positive: innovative flavor profiles, amazing cocktails (a superb sazerac), and relative affordability. On the flipside: slow food preparation and a very limited menu. All in all, I'd recommend it for anyone seeking local farming options without pressing schedules.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uMyTrtY3zxcUJHNmOPWj2Q", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kz-QiRcw7qsqNVM4XJOwtg", "text": "If I could give Gather a 3-plus, I'd do it.  Better than OK, but I cannot say I'm a fan yet.\n\nConcept:  Love it.  The idea of locavore and sustainable eating is great.  Don't even mind the prices, as the food is supporting a local and sustainable economy (and probably costs what it should).\n\nFood overall is uneven (some great, some feh!). Don't quite understand the hype over the pizza when there's such phenomenal pizza in the Bay Area. The dough typically is soggy for all but the outer edges (third pizza try).  Toppings are creative.\n\nEnjoyed the creative drinks, too.  The greens are positively awful; no matter what leafy thing they serve, I found there were too many stems and the greens were always undercooked.  Salads are small and the menu seems swine-heavy to me.\n\nService:  Always friendly and kind and helpful. Never snooty.   One tiny complaint here:  some servers need to either bathe or get some more effective deodorant.  It's a little distracting when you're eating to have bad BO waft by as you take a bite of your food (has happened twice). \n\nOverall, it's good food and a good idea, too.  I'm a long way from \"Blown Away,\" but I can understand why folks like it.  Perhaps they just need a little more time (and perhaps a teensy bit of soul --people, learn how to make greens, please).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "U57NvUGqfYE_VA4lRH7R7g", "date": "2010-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L6gLbgHahyaSRkAFiIUt8w", "text": "Yummy food and great location if attending anything at the UC. All within easy walking. We enjoyed the romaine salad. The squid was the best I have had.....so good, we ordered seconds. Wine list decent and very affordable. The ambiance classy contemporary with a very warm flair. This place certainly far exceeds anything Olivento had/has to offer. Way better! Would definetly eat here again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dVmr20ENyXfNZLgmywUUcA", "date": "2011-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l6vKrXTaO_tty9b8j1S2CQ", "text": "Walked into Gather, and it smelled aromatically fantastic! We ordered the Spicy Tomato pizza and the Smoked Artichoke entree. Both were excellent. When I first read the menu, the descriptions actually didn't sound too appealing. But I went with some review recommendations here and was quite pleased. There are a lot of ingredients in the dishes. To be honest, I don't even know what some of the stuff was on our plate but they work well together! \n\nSpicy tomato was awesome. Smoked artichoke entree was good, as was the accompanying farro/rice it sits on, but the two just didn't seem to mesh. I liked them better separately. Also, I just noticed that the menu has changed the farro/rice part, so it probably tastes different now. \n\nDessert was the one disappointment. Had the warm parsnip cake and it was okay but nothing special. Not nearly as good as the pizza and entree. The one thing I regret not getting was the Vegan Charcuterie. Yes, everyone raved about it here, but we didn't get it. Then I saw another table order it and it looked fantastic. A large portion size, good for sharing. Next time...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "be_VC6SjhIABLvpGqRlMow", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L72Lks-dvewUc1XNFzH11A", "text": "Went for dinner with my husband and a friend who is vegetarian. I hear stories from her about Millennium all the time, and we wanted to branch out and try another place that had a heavy focus on vegetarian food. We got the veggie charcuterie to start, and my friend and I split the cauliflower soup, hoping for something amazing. The soup was just lacking in flavor after we've had some of the most amazing cauliflower soup at Laurus in Blackhawk (closed now *sigh*). The charcuterie was okay, but not amazing. My husband got the Prather Ranch burger with fries and my friend and I split the Stinging Nettle Pizza. My husband said the burger was good. I tried the fries and, I have to say, those were some of the best fries I've ever had. I think I liked them because they were on the salty side and I love salt. Pizza was good, I especially liked the blistered crust. Overall I just wasn't blown away. I was impressed by the dedication to the food and the fact that our server knew exactly what heirloom variety of broccoli flown in from France was in our appetizer. Gotta love that kind of passion. Only hiccup of the evening was our server put in the wrong pizza order. The manager just happened to bring our food to us and set down the pizza and said \"Fontinella Pizza\" and my friend and I both shouted out \"No!\". We told her we ordered the Stinging Nettle Pizza. She apologized and went to find out what the trouble was. She came back and apologized again and said that they were rushing our pizza for us and would take it off the bill. Then our server came over and apologized. It was the most gracious admission of error I've ever seen in my life and I totally appreciated it. They really deserve another star just for customer service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4sLhuOs4K9mov0bBj7HaYg", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l8z-BGJEKhCM11xwoayONw", "text": "One of the best restaurants in Berkeley, and for that matter in the Bay Area.  We tend to eat pescatarian, with a lot of veggies.  We want unique flavors, and really good plates.  Gather for dinner is great for that.  Whether sitting at the bar or at a table we haven't been disappointed with a dinner there.  Lunch...we were disappointed.  I was luke warm on their pizzas, and it was ok, but nothing special.  So you want to try interesting dishes it is great, of course it isn't huge portions, which won't go over well with some people but for us we like to enjoy the food and not feel overly stuffed when we leave.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vyzgaYEXklthR0DyPSaNoQ", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LBk92sEveYgFxcNMoF8dRg", "text": "Came here for lunch today. Ingredients are of good quality, but portions are rather small for the price. The place gets crowded very easily. Service is on the slow side, and it's even slower if you sit in the patio area. \n\nPizza: Got the day's special, which had veal, mushrooms, and horseradish sauce. It was good, but $18 for a pizza that's only about 10\" in diameter with 2\" consisting of crust? Yeah, the crust was great, chewy and delicious, but $18 is pretty steep for such a small treat.\n\nKale salad: I never knew roasted heirloom carrots tasted like roasted potatoes. Not a bad thing, though. $10 for a large portion that wasn't exactly large. It probably cost them $2 to make that salad.\n\nDesserts: (Got four of them, because we were hungry)\nCheesecake: If you expect a slice of thick, rich, dense cheesecake, you won't get that. This looks, feels, and tastes more like a  scoop of light cheesecake pudding/mousse. Covered in crushed pistachio \"crust\" with strawberries and raspberries, there is a hint of lemon flavor in there, and while it tastes good, it doesn't deliver the satisfaction that one usually gets when they have a nice, rich, indulgent cheesecake.\n\nBread Pudding: More like just a muffin coated in powdered sugar. Not bad, but not exactly extraordinary.\n\nIce cream: This is extraordinary. Flavors of the day (we got both) were vanilla and espresso. Both were heavenly. Vanilla is perfection, espresso was wonderfully flavorful and had great texture. Loved the ice creams. \n\nI was always curious about this place. I'm glad I came here today. Now I know there is no real need for me to come again. (I say this with no malice. It's just fact.)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2EjfO1-gitGFJ0MDFK7VKw", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LCcuaTzdrMW1-fS4lulR_g", "text": "Gather Restaurant is a perfect addition to the bay area, I just wish it was closer to where I live! It's so nice to see a restaurant where all of the food is perfectly seasoned and completely flavorful! Not too much salt, but not too little.\n\nAs a vegetarian it is rare that the food goes past \"healthy\" tasting, but at Gather every menu item was delightful, original and creative. \n\nWe pretty much tried the whole menu and I couldn't find a single flaw... the desserts were incredible as well, especially the goat cheese panna cotta.\n\nKeep up the good work!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8lfGrraTOs1gPB9D4PidCw", "date": "2009-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ld5Djm6afP48PSCJ_4bubQ", "text": "We found Gather to be a mixed bag: We were excited to try the vegan charcuterie and although we loved some of the pieces, others were disappointing. The best part of the meal was the starters - everyone's dish was a winner from the cannellini bean soup to the kale salad to the gem salad. \n\nThe real let down were the pizzas: they looked great, but weren't very memorable. The tomato piece was good, the summer squash barely had any squash and the Fontinella was a total bore.\n\nSix of us went out to dinner - and all felt this place was better in concept that in execution.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H6TkbbCuXZS8VyB5QjL1mw", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lFwCda9K1eyMZk4F7xE1vw", "text": "Overrated! Food was bland. Service was good but wasn't worth the $100 spent.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "reGhYa4P9gIrln7JvC0Gtw", "date": "2012-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LhS0KrRkRJEZdSMbaseICw", "text": "ur.............down one star last Thursday I went.\n\nWe didn't know that on Thursday even if you show up at 5pm (when they first open), you'll need reservation otherwise your option is 'at the bar' or 'patio seating'.\n\nBartenders are very very very busy........so, we couldn't get his attention to order our drink and food until 30 minutes after. \n\nFood is still good, but right after our food came, the check also arrived, except it's actually not our bill....it's for the guy who's sitting on the other side of the bar.\n\nService is REALLY SLOW at the bar (side bar).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gdphi0HDz-mVKeUlPkBcrw", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lhu3U_urqqv1iUaljOvKLg", "text": "great atmosphere, delicious food and good service are the highlights of this restaurant. They have many clearly marked vegan options. It was delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gMPd7eJBpRnFG2XUXiNw7w", "date": "2010-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lHvFyqBdCKPmxcuN5PSO5A", "text": "my boyfriend and i went here a few weeks ago and it was GREAT!! Service was good our server was very nice and helpful. My boyfriend had a glass of zinfandel an i had a bee sting which where both Great i loved my cocktail. To start we has the Brussels sprouts and the calamari. Both where great starters very flavorful and well seasoned.   Then my boyfriend had the special of lamb which came with tongue, liver, and kidneys. He LOVED it, I'm not a big fan of those parts of the lamb so i didn't try it. i had a Cesar salad with pears which was delicious. We both cleared out plates. We didnt have dessert but im sure it would have been great as well. Great food Great service!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ebxDWf5JBkFN7jVlCHgD8g", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lj5u9-NkbFGo5KX_9-BgMQ", "text": "Good food. Had their pizza and burger. Maybe a but pricey but nice to check out nonetheless.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4lACNNOEfNBFuE4FsSY-7g", "date": "2012-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lkMHBNYx8FSSImvEAX_cnw", "text": "Food is great, have never been disappointed.  Would have given it 5 stars but service a few times has been sketchy inlcuding an incident where the waitress argued with me after I politely reminded her that I was missing a burger.  \"you didn't order one\".  \"no I think I did.\"  \"NO - you didn't.  But I can put it in now\".  ok.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hSafT-RtgfNz_NDsqwDqMg", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LkunN7NB5QtcLyVY1JqZQQ", "text": "This is my all time favorite restaurant in the East Bay! The food is always fresh, natural and delicious! If you haven't been there, try the tomato pizza and if you drink, a Bee Sting Cocktail. Fabulous place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sD7636tJR108y4Ztp4N0WA", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LrSWFqoJVPlnSL97Q-jT6A", "text": "Had a wonderful experience eating here. Not sure why people were complaining that the service was terrible or the servers were unfriendly because our experience was extremely friendly staff, delicious food, and a perfect start to our evening.\n\nWe had tickets to a concert at the Greek Theatre, and wanted to have a nice, vegetarian meal beforehand. Given how Berkeley is, we were fortunate to have TWO veggie options right next door (Gather and Saturn Cafe). And from the descriptions I had planned on trying Gather first then using Saturn Cafe as a backup. \n\nIntuition proved right... there was a line out the door at Gather, and Saturn looked a little too informal for the mood. However, after waiting in line to which many people were being told it was a 45 minute wait, luck must have been on our side, because a very kind hostess ushered us into a private \"reserved\" 2-person table back near the bar. Joy!\n\nThe wait staff was very nice, suggested some incredible dishes to try (we even decided to go completely vegan for the meal, since it is so rare for us) and we walked out on-time for the concert and with bellies full of goodness.\n\nMy wife and I ordered the vegan charcuterie to start and the vegan tomato pizza (with cashew puree serving as a surprisingly good substitute for \"cheese\"). For drinks she had the Bee Sting, and I ordered the Smoking Gun. All of which are highly recommended by the staff, and now us as well.\n\nIn short, if you are in the area and want a nice, fancy (but not stuffy) pleasant evening to sample some delicious food, this is your place. And while they don't exclusively serve vegetarian/vegan food, I would highly recommend taking that route here. There is nothing better than vegetarian food done right.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eK5u7FePpvTTQpK5vijZcw", "date": "2012-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LszzcAMD-CeWnqfJS9YyXA", "text": "Review is 2.5 stars.\n\nI was both very impressed and very disappointed with this place.  For the price there are MANY other restaurants that can and will provide a better dining experience. \n\n In some ways, this is exactly why people dislike restaurants with a message.  The message I got from Gather was \"We have great products, but are still figuring out how to use them correctly\", rather than what I assume was the intended message of local and sustainable ingredients used in a unique manner.\n\nThe oft mentioned vegan charcuterie plate definitely lives up to it's billing, and if this was the only dish I had tried, I would be raving about this place.  It is absolutely a must order if you go to this restaurant.\n\nHowever, I was very very disappointed by the cocktails and main dishes.\n\nThe cocktail that my dining partner ordered was the \"Summer Sandals\" which was a sandalwood infused gin drink with basil and cucumber.  She asked if the drink had the flavor of gin as a main component as was assured that it did not taste strongly of gin.  After seeing her face after one sip, I correctly assumed that GIN was the dominant flavor.  \n\n10 bucks down the drain. \n\nThe dishes, which were both specials for the evening had great potential, but the sloppy execution and careless use of salt and spices ruined what could have been an excellent meal.\n\nMy dining partners dish, a sous vide lamb that was seared and placed atop a garbanzo bean ragout was wildly spiced and lacked any flavor focus.  The meat itself was excellent, but the flavors it was paired with were incongruous with the flavors of the lamb as well as with the other parts of the dish left on the plate.  This dish was 26 dollars.  It should have been about 19.\n\nMy dish, a porchetta made from wild boar, was so poorly made that I was actually upset the the chef served it to me. Porchetta, which I have had a number of times, is usually a fatty pork belly which usually contains a pork loin rolled with spices and herbs and is slowly cooked until the meat is melt-in-your-mouth goodness.\n\nThis dish on the other hand contained very little meat, was extremely overspiced and what meat was there was very tough.  The polenta that was served along side had great texture, but was also overspiced.\n\nWhat a waste of one of my favorite types of meat.  It was also 29 dollars.  If it wasn't clear above, a total waste of 29 bucks.\n\nThe desserts were excellent however, with the peach cobbler especially refreshing.\n\nOverall, 150 dollars with tip making this meal about 60 dollars higher than what it was worth. \n\nI wish I had ordered the burger.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YaCLIsLqjqiLnENlgMU_Gw", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M623Com4P_vVL-ahM4jZ7g", "text": "We came for my close friends birthday brunch on a Sunday. We came at 2ish and they were rushing us to take our orders because the kitchen was closing. They came back and told us they only had one eggs Benedict left, so some people had to change their orders. \n\nI got fresh and ordered the Farm Egg pizza which had Bacon, caramelized onions, and herbs . I wish the bacon was more crispy. It was pretty much infused with the sauce so it was more on the limp side. Pretty good but I liked my friend's Magruder Ranch boar sausage which had Chilies, Fontinella, and oregano. However, my friend's crust was pretty burnt compared to mine.\n\n My friend also ordered mimosas. One glass for $10 is pretty ridiculous when there are places where it is $12 for bottomless mimosas. I thought the mimosa didn't have enough OJ. I also got the Kombucha Botanic which came in a small cup. SMH. I was not satisfied. I really appreciate that they provide their own made drinks but there was too much club soda. My friend liked it but I should have gotten the hibiscus/jasmine drink. I still think this place is average.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MCqTG7MF0LttJ-WOmqkJUA", "text": "This is a very good restaurant with very good service.\n\nI started with the lentil soup. Saying this was the low point of the meal is praising with faint damnation. It was actually quite decent and fresh-tasting but would have been better with a few dashes of pepper. Then again, maybe the issue was that I had it just after the ginger beer soda, which was tasty but had a strong taste.\n\n2 of the 5 items on the vegan charcuterie were quite good -- although one of these had a few random bitter bites -- and the other 3 were omg good. \n\nthe apple crisp dessert was omg good as well. I didn't expect the earl gray currants to work in that but work they did. every bite was a joy\n\nservice was efficient, not rushed, and friendly. not sure I saw acoustical tiles on the ceiling, but whatever they did the noise level is noticeably very reasonable here. thank you, gather!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k_seSrhHW-vjB-W3Vh-XEw", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MfsbtukB9JnyGEzOHAy7dg", "text": "I went to Gather because I received a gift card from work.  I went for a dinner with my husband and our 10 month old baby. I was pretty excited because it was our first evening outing, it was my birthday and I had read great things about the restaurant.\nParking was a bit difficult so I went in with the baby while my husband was looking for a place to park. As I sat down and sat the baby in the high chair the waiter asked me what I would like to order. I said I will order once my husband comes in, but would appreciate it if I could get some water. He brings the water and asks me if I want to order an apetizer. I repeat I want to wait and he gives me a strange look as if I offended him (rude!). When my husband arrived we ordered the food - their vegan plate that was recommended to us, the spicy tomato pizza and sea urchin. I wanted the grilled squid, but the waiter said if I like seafood I would love their house specialty - the sea urchin. \nWhile I was feeding the baby some baby food my husband explained to the waiter that it is my birthday and asked if they do something special for birthdays. The waiter replied to him \"sure we do\", but did not tell my husband what.\nThe vegan plate came pretty fast, and I thought it contained more sauces than anything else. I was not impressed that the waiter put the plate in front of the baby, and as he placed it she put her hand in it.\nI mean, come on! I asked him to serve the food on our side so that the baby can nont reach it, well needles to say, he did not do it right even once. He even put the new cutlery (they collected our cuttelry with the vegan plate) in front of the baby and she picked up the knife immediately - I was really pissed off, but was trying to keep  my cool, so I do not ruin this very rare outing.  Out of the four things served on the vegan plate, each a bitefull, I liked two. I liked the raw aspect, and enjoyed feeling the taste of fresh food, but the serving was just too small. \nWe waited for a very long time for the pizza to arrive. I work in event management so without trying I notice where things are and what goes on on the floor, and to my disbelief two tables adjacent to us, with couples seated half an hour after us, received their pizzas before us. When we were almost done with the pizza, the sea urchin arrived and that was the biggest dissappointment, it was a crusty slice of a baguette divided into three pieces with some pickled seafood (I imagine the seaurchin) and some sprouted wheat on top. I expected something grilled or similar to the squid, because that is how the waiter sold me on the sea urchin - if you love squid, you will love the sea urchin, however I did not see any similarity betweeen a meaty squid with the paste of sea urchin I was served.\nLastly my husband asked me to order a dessert so I could have my surprise. The waiter brought me the spicy carrot cake I ordered (did not feel the \"spicy\" in it). The cake serving was again very small. If you put your middle finger and index finger together you will get the size of the carrot cake, and they charged us $8.50 for it. There was a candle on the cake and the waiter just left it in front of me, no \"happy birthday\", nada. I ate the cake fast and left the last $ of the card as a tip as I am not planning to come back,\n\nIn summary, very bad service, we were ignored, and our baby was not safe. Food came out very slowly (on a Monday night!) and  even though the fresh ingredients filled our mouths with different tastes (nice, but not impressive), everything was just overpriced. I left the restaurant angry and disgusted with the way we were treated.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "H8lKlNmsSLdMIchK0oH_JA", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MgMUn9PenX06KUlt7Hfk3g", "text": "So much hype about this place - didn't really  live up to it.\n\nFood was mediocre. The menu was limited. The waiter wasn't very helpful.\n\nA good option if you're vegan. If you're not there's no reason to go here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NPTZQ7kZVGgi92oQv4atXA", "date": "2010-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MhydZ-XSCD1Sh5jDuc-xDg", "text": "Just returned to Gather, for dinner this time, for my 30th birthday. Went with a few friends and had an AMAZING time. The food, drinks, service, and ambiance were all 5 stars. I finally got a chance to try the Vegan Charcuterie plate, and it definitely lives up to the hype. Makes you look at veggies in a totally different way. We also got the green garlic pizza, the young bbq chicken, and the baby artichokes. Fantastic! I got the Huerta Vida cocktail that has habanero oil in it. Delish! Can't wait to go back for another special occasion :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7cO_2Ymssx6_7DACvCjoWQ", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mmP4wYKpdiN1EcfuUoem_g", "text": "Oh god, that mussel and bacon pizza---man I still daydream about it.  It was on soft and delicious crust with juicy little mussels and crispy bacon.  It also had a crisp garnish of seaweed on top.  It may not sound THAT good, but it WAS.  \n\nWe also ordered the Vegan appetizer plate (I can't spell that out, don't hate me).  It was fun to try and figure out the flavors and textures. It's also visually stunning!  The atmosphere is so beautifully decorated: lots of smooth wood and other natural-feeling decor!  A+ in that department.\n\nGo here for a nice dinner with the folks or with friends before a show.  It's worth the money!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Kl9-VA0M5YObB7i4IpDkPQ", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mNGl3mb8shfxF6KjlwrgZw", "text": "Met by pleasant lady who stated her outdoor seating was full. Finally apparently with deep regret she escorted us to the outside area which had plenty of open space.  Service mediocre to crummy food good of course at that price you can't miss reasonably decent.  If you've got money to burn and don't mind crummy service it's your place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GXD-79MYAyJzSKMGYqxabA", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mufH5cJiq2XXdMhxs10D6w", "text": "Gather is fantastic! Beautiful decor, chirpy service, great location. You feel kind of like you're in nature without the dirtiness. \n\nI first came here in Gather's earlier days for lunch. I remember loving our salad and sandwich but wishing I could have also tried the pizza. \n\nRecently came back for brunch. I was really sad that the current menu is not reflected on the website because I had pored over it and committed myself to getting something only to find that it was NOT offered anymore! Sadness...had to change my mind really quickly and just went for boring scrambled eggs on levain toast. It was fantastic because I decided to splurge and get the chile sausage side for $5 when my eggs and toast were only $6. We were curious how many sausages I'd get for that price, or how big the sausage would be. Turns out it was a dinky little thing with a side of greens. Anyway I ended up feeling very pleased with my meal, as the sausage was delicious and complemented the eggs + toast perfectly! Every bite was amazing - a little bit of toast, some scrambled eggs, a chunk of sausage, and fresh greens. Twas a great brunch.\n\nMy Americano was so-so. Their alcoholic beverages look delectable!! I'd go for that next time instead of caffeine. \n\nOverall I think Gather is probably a better place to go for dinner or a hearty lunch, just so you can get the pizza. I'm still determined to try it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ugk0g6vyv2XavpoTaJSy6A", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mvsB6VxMuO8vHsY9-INKYQ", "text": "Having eaten at Gather on a number of occasions, I will note that the level of service I receive seems to vary greatly based on who I am dining with, our choice of attire, and time of day. I am tempted to knock this place down to three stars because I have had some awful experiences with service within the last four to five months.\n\nHowever, the food is ridiculously good. If I could marry food, I would marry every one of the vegan \"charcuterie\" plates I have eaten. I am also in love with the tomato pizza.  I love how seasonal this place is and how they care for and highlight the ingredients.\n\nSo I can't hate on the place. Just don't expect the best service, and enjoy it if you get it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TzlegiajoCbTC1bNmXvLAA", "date": "2012-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mXfh2ahra9TkFgQ3LesEDg", "text": "Food was really good but the service was pretty slow. Keep an eye on the clock because we were almost late to our show at the Berkeley Rep even though we were there early to have a leisurely dinner. Everyone was delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JUCnKShyNuO71NPfchIvmg", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MZ95v7U2dq60ux3adECIcw", "text": "Although our food was very tasty, and the hostess/bar staff were very kind, the food made me horribly sick.  The pizza we ordered tasted a bit funny but we ate it anyway.  I ate a little more for breakfast (it's pizza, after all) the next day.  I spent the next 3 days in bed with a stomach bug.  We noticed that the pizza leftovers smelled rancid and threw them away.\n\nI wrote to the restaurant to let them know and their response was essentially, we're sorry but it wasn't us...no one else got sick.\n\nwith all due respect, Gather, when two people who hadn't seen each other in over 2 months get sick at precisely the same time after eating a meal at your restaurant, I suspect it is you...\n\nI won't be going back anytime soon...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "vFyV47D1mJxU_45VnbLr9g", "date": "2010-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-n6kwhpf39MSgvyAMnqobA", "text": "Meh..... food was unsatisfying. It tasted ok I guess. Fancy hippy food is what this restaurant serves in my opinion.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3e4SbwYHhNy7tzzYlusIcg", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n6KXPwTk7Sc1WZvxQxy3Bg", "text": "I was going to give this place 3 stars ... but then I decided to give it a 4th star for pure quirkiness. 'Cause I like quirkiness.\n\nThe dining room is a pretty funky place: all rustic wooden tables and chairs, simple shelves on the walls holding various jars of preserved vegetables, lighting fixtures hanging down from the ceiling on long cords (some of these lighting figures had \"shades\" that looked as if they were made from wire crab nets/traps), etc. The building that houses the restaurant has a dramatic curve where one would expect a corner, which gives the whole restaurant a neat, unusual feel. I think there's an additional dining room in the back, but I never went back there, so I don't know what it's like.\n\nThis certainly isn't somewhere I'd want to eat every day, because it's a bit strange, but I did enjoy it enough to want to go back sometime again.\n\nWe had heard that the signature menu choice of the restaurant was the \"Artisanal Plate\" of \"vegan 'charcuterie,'\" so we ordered that. It consisted of:\n\n- tartar of tomato and corn, roasted tomato polenta\n- eggplant \"brandade,\" braised Jimmy Nardello peppers, saffron braised olives\n- bruschetta, crispy tofu skin, avocado, tomato, smoked garlic \"aioli\"\n- carpaccio of watermelon radish and turnip, horseradish salsa verde, grapes, grated almond\n- summer mushroom pate, grilled nebrodini mushrooms\n\nI particularly loved the tartar (I'm a big fan of corn), though I was surprised at how much I enjoyed the eggplant \"brandade.\" I'm not usually a fan of eggplant, but that's because of the slimy texture. Since this was pureed, the sliminess was gone and all I got was the taste, which I liked. For our entrees, we both ordered pizzas, but neither of us could eat more than a couple slices, because the appetizer had been so substantial, so we had lots of leftovers for the next day's lunch. My pizza included the freshest, most flavorful basil leaves I've ever tasted. Incredible!\n\nOne thing I like about the menu here is that there are tons of tasty, interesting vegetarian options ... and yet there are good meat options, too. I was surprised to see a hamburger, for example, on the same menu with the \"vegan charcuterie.\" I like restaurants that make it easy to eat out with friends of different tastes and diet limitations, so I appreciate the diversity.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0ysw4BuNYjV9T5rPSz-Jnw", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N8B_McxvXDmfaGs0imKfHA", "text": "My husband and I went here last night. We arrived at 7:30 and the place was absolutely packed on a Wednesday. (I guess Berkeley is recession-proof.) Luckily we had reservations and were seated right away. \n\nFor as busy as the place was, the service was really good. The bussers, food expediter, and our server were all really attentive, friendly, fast, and efficient. Also, we really liked the ambiance. The only drawback is the tables are far too close to each other and you can hear your neighbors' conversations whether you want to or not. Unfortunately for us, we were seated next to a very demanding woman who spent the entire time pissing and moaning about EVERYTHING. So that kind of put a damper on our evening. \n\nThe food was alright. We started with the vegan charcuterie, which we both thought was fabulous--very unique and innovative offerings. My husband had the kale pizza with chanterelle mushrooms, which was very tasty. I was a bit disappointed in my entree--the bean ragout. The crispy artichokes on top were amazing, but the ragout was pretty much what I make myself at home all of the time. I wish I had opted for the rock cod they were offering that night. The people next to us ordered it, and it looked delicious. \n\nWe'll be back. This restaurant has a lot of potential.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XT3iaOBD1eDDi0HqLlPY3A", "date": "2010-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nD5LgmPHAjM1qs_0VkQBaA", "text": "An organic restaurant that supports local farmers!? Winner! I tried their Guanciale pizza and it was pretty good! I felt like I was having dinner and breakfast in 1 b/c of the eggs on the pizza. I tried their chocolate budino and chocolate triamble pumpkin tart. Both so delicious! The place is very cute & I'll definitely be coming back. Only downside is that parking is hard to find.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tmZvdAYj3KcIt-kd1Bv2Hw", "date": "2011-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nFf0hBIgSJFV1q4H5xG2kA", "text": "Was very excited to go and so were the the other couple.  \n\nEnvironment very comfortable, warm and nice.  Able to talk at the table which was very nice now that we are getting up in years.\n\nThe vegan charcuterie was very good though for a party of four healthy and hungry eaters I think that the portions of each items could be increased...perhaps limit it by one and make the portions bigger since not everyone got to taste each item....trying to cut the beet ended up with that person picking it up whole.\n\nBoth guys enjoyed their plates - turnip thing and I can't even remember what my husband had, but he liked it.\n\nI'm only writing about what wasn't good because that is important to readers and the restaurant.\n\nBoth salads were terrible.  I had the kale salad and my friend had the chicory.  Since I have know this woman for 20 years I felt comfortable saying: This is terrible to which she replied so is mine.   We both agreed it was due to the temperature.  It was like eating a bunch of soggy, wet and cold stuff. There was no flavor....all that you experienced was cold and wet.  Due to the temperature being too cold nothing tasted savory.  The fried capers were no where to be tasted and the cheese on both was very bland.  I cook with kale all the time and chop it in my salads, so I thought I was gonna get a delicious salad with \"yum\" tasting treats of fried capers and savory cheese and quality olive oil, but it was the worst tasting concoction of kale I have ever had.  Ditto on her salad.\n\nMy advice....get it out of the bins in the refrigerator....room temperature is the way to go with both of these salads.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "glDlqFuN0fVChnVt2vpShw", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ngpNMrBF4TTcK7X4LRxM5w", "text": "The food made up for unexceptional service.  Very healthy/hippie-type food though, very \"northwestern\" cuisine, delicious to a native like myself ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vDJIhb1dxBtnvDMxu8ZlyQ", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NH-6z616eYa-If7kog0PhA", "text": "Great location.  Limited menu.  Expectations were high.  Prefer Oliveto when coming to the East Bay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1qU7qjxLA7u-0WMmXH8UAw", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NLnQfaxt2XNNlJRau9_6BA", "text": "I've eaten once at Gather.  We waited about 10mins before someone showed up with 2 glasses of complimentary champagne, apologizing for the long wait.  Moments later, a complimentary appetizer was placed in front of us.  We were amazed by the service.  I expect to wait at least 10mins at a crowded restaurant on a Friday night.  Food was great too.  Great concept, I hope more restaurants follow their lead.  I'll be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e-f5299ufV7bm1BgB8jSNQ", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NMQ_0bDhFQERfFvfaEd-Nw", "text": "I feel like a failure for being unable to jump on the bandwagon but I've had breakfast once and dinner twice at Gather.  \n\nYes the vegan charcuterie plate is interesting to look at, and two of the four items were quite tasty, but everything else was just boring.  I don't want to have to eat here again.  I don't care how prestigious it may be to go here these days: Gather left me limp.  \n\nI've ordered kombucha, granola and yogurt, an egg scramble, the charcuterie plate, a stuffed squash? Damned if I can remember, the dinner was so unmemorable. My brother got a hamburger, someone got a pizza...yeah.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3ybJXMA4RarhAqtO8Dv6MA", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nnpOhh4OmxMYVyqHYX3RWw", "text": "This restaurant just popped up on me on day. Like wow a new restaurant and its nice and big. I looked up info on their website and became equally impressed. So yesterday after trying to fiqure out what I was going to eat Gather came to mind. For some reason I really wanted a good burger.\n\n Although I wanted to try many things on the menu I was solo and didn't want my eyes playing tricks on my stomach so I started with the sauted vegetable which was rabi ??? i think . It was good and stopped my hunger pangs but I found it slightly difficult to chew.\n\nMain attraction was the burger juicy meaty gooy goodness its suggested to be served med-rare and I concur it was amazing it comes with a little arugula on the side which I put inside of the burger giving it even more kick the shoe string fries also helds it own not like other ff that once cooled down start to taste like cardboard they kept getting better...Everyone around me seemed pleased with there dishes  and experience overall.\n\nMy server was knowledgable and friendly. I will be back hopefully with someone else so I wont look like a pig...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YZ9kj5HEcFlHdY23rhrE6g", "date": "2010-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NqD51wXMUVpu8x_rqUIvVw", "text": "What a gigantic disappointment!  My family went twice--the first time was superb.  We had the vegetarian appetizer, burger, another appetizer that I forget the name of but was battered and fried, a fish dish and lots of wine and local berry drinks.  After this experience, we were determined to return and make this a regular dinner place for us.  Life got in the way and it took us about six months to return in the spring. \n\nEvery dish that we ordered was greasy and tasteless.  We again ordered the vegetarian appetizer, the burger and this time went with a spring pizza.  Each dish was literally dripping oil off of the plate--including the pizza and the burger!  \n\nFor a place to be considered good, I think they have to at least be consistent in the quality of their food.  Not to mention, if I am going to drop $100 on a meal for three, it had better be excellent, and at the least, palatable.\n\nTruly disappointed and put off with this restaurant.  I applaud their philosophy, but find that presentation and trendiness do not make up for good tasting food.\n\nI just can't see spending a bucket of money and not knowing if it will be good or bad.  Spend your money elsewhere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OBfKMLSqUIlg4DjA1rbfow", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nqDE26BF1ozSTDSM9PbK8A", "text": "I like Gather.  You can be a carnivore, like me, and eat vegetarian here.  And like it.  One of the most novel plates served here, or anywhere for that matter, is their vegetarian charcuterie.  Five or six small servings of vegetables served on a board.  It is perhaps inevitable that some of these would be more pleasing than others.  I have been here twice and loved two out of five, liked one of five, and two were just OK (to me).  \n\nA main of tofu skin braciole  was composed of roasted winter vegetables, braised lentils, mushrooms, and chestnut-truffle vinaigrette.  It was nice enough although I thought that the braising made the lentils more mushy than I would have preferred.  \n\nBut overall I had a dinner that was strictly vegetarian and felt good about it.  From me that's high praise.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XmEywucVDyUP9VJ4SXGjzw", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nRo-sN33GIkRe8jGFjjrFg", "text": "I recently returned to Gather for dinner, and want to update my review.  Gather is rather expensive, particularly considering the portion size.  We had the vegan charcuterie ($18) and a couple of the pizzas ($16-18).  Yes, they were overpriced; however, all of the items were very good.  In addition, locally-sourced, organic ingredients tend to be expensive.  Although Gather is an \"omnivore\" restaurant, their offerings are slanted towards the vegan/vegetarian, which is nice.  The vegan and gluten-free items are clearly noted on the menu as well.  If you don't focus too much on the price, and instead take solace in the fact that you can eat a meat-free meal made with top quality ingredients, you definitely will enjoy your meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "d5q02mqUYVW_buvlseG83A", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NSi0L24cBZFYKu5_Ae18Vg", "text": "overall, a great place to have a nice meal.\n\nour table started off with the vegan charcuterie, the supposed \"essence\" of the place, and the pomegranate kambucha (describe dto us as fermented tea) to drink. the charcuterie was a nice introduction, and indeed, a nice display of the the chef's creative ingenuity. now that i've seen/had it once though, i do not feel the need to order it again. the kambucha also was adventurous, but again, did not fuel a re-order need. the other appetizers i sampled, kale salad and polenta friend mushrooms, neither intrigued nor blew away. needless to say, the meal at this point was pleasant, but not yet memorable.\n\nthen came the entree though: whole young chicken under a brick. just delicious. actually, my usual appetite would have been filled after the bevy of appetizers we ordered, but i surprised even myself and devoured this plate. roasted chicken so juicy i've never experienced before and i would come back to gather just for this.\n\nfor dessert, we went for variety and ordered one of each. the dessert chef was so cute. he was so appreciative of our large order, he sent out plates of fresh cookies, hot out of the oven for us. unfortunately, i have to be honest and say that although the desserts were good, the simple chocolate chip cookies were the best he did.\n\nall in all, if i was the type to become a regular at a place, i would become one here just for that young chicken. the pizzas looked enticing too though... w ill have to try some the next time i'm here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2010-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NU9vAyeqU2CUeMXx6I0YLg", "text": "Overall, my wife and I were impressed with our experience here this past Saturday night.  There were some hits and some misses but the hits were amazing.\n\nLet's start with the misses...\n\nYellowtail crudo - nori miso pur\u00e9e, chicharrones, radish, jalapenos, green almonds, chive blossoms (gf) - \n- I cannot recommend this dish, it just didn't do it for either of us...\n\nBarbecued young chicken - dried fava bean, fennel, greens, olives (gf)\n- I ate the whole thing, but the flavor profile didn't wow me on this one...mid west barbecue flavor meets mediterranean flavors...is what i took from it...it looked appetizing though...\n\nSeared panisse - stinging nettles, braised Black, Trumpet mushrooms, San Joaquin Gold-pinenut salsa (gf)\n- This dish was amazing...the truffle mushroom flavor with the parmesan cheese and the polenta like panisse was just awesome...\n\nSpring vegetables - sea palm, sheep's milk ricotta, crispy black quinoa, horseradish (gf)\n- This dish was the highlight of the meal...what a way to showcase local fresh produce...from crispy quinoa to horseradish sauce...the presentation was beautiful as well as the flavor.  This is how vegetables should be eaten...if you're not a fan a vegetables, this will change your mind.\n\ni'm not a vegetarian by any means but my favorite dishes of the night were the vegetarian ones...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NvOfdOonvysS7eRBHxAD5w", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nus2MgQdGaxX0pissNWlrA", "text": "Gather is one of my favorite go-to places in the East Bay and I never get tired of it.\n\nThere is a genuine sense of cuisine.  Many places have good food, fresh ingredients, and so on, but the way it comes together is plain.  Nothing worth going out for.   At Gather, the whole is often greater than the sum of the parts - it's always interesting and at times sublime.  \n\nI'm not vegan, but the ever-changing vegan charcuterie is a inventive delight.  The green garlic pizza was one of the best I've ever tried (though other pizzas on offer, while very good, aren't quite at that level).  I remember eating a young chicken once that was crispy outside, yet wonderfully moist inside.  \n\nOne of the top draws for me, pedestrian as it might seem, is the burger.  I had a theory for many years that a burger at a sit-down restaurant could never truly be great....no matter what the restaurant, it was always a variation on the same theme, and could never hold a candle to the classic likes of In n Out Burger.  Gather proved me wrong with an outstanding hamburger where everything clicks - the special home-made ketchup, the bun, the way the meat is cooked.  Yow.  A must try.\n\nI find myself wishing some of the specials could become permanent fixtures...I remember eating some chilaquiles for brunch once and they were fantastic.  They avoided the typical tex-mex style pitfalls and offered something truly fresh.\n\nThe environment is also quite casual and pleasant.  Very enjoyable.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8kD5AODk2F2_-r_EHXd7ow", "date": "2012-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nwp4hGKtIkztFuE8VHZLdA", "text": "if i can describe gather in one word, it would be FRESH!!\n\nthe restaurant itself is very bright and welcoming and everyone who worked here was so nice, our waiter especially who you can tell is very passionate about the food. we went with two of his recommendations which i really enjoyed.\n\nhalibut tartare (special of the day) - it was with a pea puree and what our waiter called \"uni butter\" the halibut was extremely fresh! and you can tell (plus you see them) that all the sauces and puree were made to order. uni sauces were very light so that it doesn't over power the fish. my only complaint was that there was not enough!\n\nspring vegetables - i love salads but i'm not one to order it often at a restaurant. we were going for two pizzas already so decided to order a salad as well to balance things out. this one was the other dish our waiter recommended. it was so fresh and delicious! definitely the most unique salad i've ever had. there was a mix of baby carrots, radish, peas, potatoes, and a different greens and flowers. it came with a light horseradish sauce, house made ricotta, and crispy quinoa. again, neither the sauce or ricotta was over powering.  a bite of the baby carrots with some ricotta over it topped with the crispy quinoa... loved the contrast of all the different textures.\n\nspicy tomato pizza - i normally love meat on my pizza, but this one was my favorite of the two we got. you definitely need to like the taste of olives to like this pizza because that dominated the flavor of this pizza. the thin crust pizza was nice and crunchy, even though it did get soggy later\n\npork sausage pizza - i love sausages on my pizza! however as much as i like big pieces of what i like, i wish the lumps of sausages were smaller and more spread out on the pizza because other than a few bites of sausage, there wasn't much to the pizza. the chile salsa they put on it was good too.\n\noverall it was a great dinner. i think the pizza were a little over-hyped for me but i would still say gather is definitely a must try place. food did not disappoint, great service, and there is even complimentary sparkling water! next time i think i want to try their lunch because it seems like there is more things i like there. menu does change often so make sure you check the online menu first and not drooling over a picture of something that's not there the day you go in :P", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZuCP8O71LHKl6tlXkS7Ziw", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nz6O4GkJ9lPrPQF2FyWwfg", "text": "I've been waiting to try Gather for quite some time now and the reservations or wait time has always been too long! We swung by on cinco de mayo in hopes of getting a table and voila! They had an open table out on the patio for 4 of us. Even though Gather is known for it's vegan, gluten free, and healthy menu, we opted for the burger from Prather ranch. It was amazing. Next time we go, we want to try the pizza that has cashew butter substituted for cheese", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Elt_vMGMCcffB1u2YRICaQ", "date": "2012-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O0RHeAvUAP8Vlrku27WZrA", "text": "This place is so BUSY. I went during lunch time and had their pizza which was SO good. However, service was kind of slow but the food made up for it. They have a unique interior and a nice bathroom. Haha random I know but I was so impressed by the bathroom LOL", "stars": 4, "user_id": "azCk2YXSFr-lKgBtA3CWIA", "date": "2011-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O23Mdn6Oe-ZsW2bZs5__ng", "text": "I visited this restaurant with my boyfriend for his birthday and was pleasantly surprised,  We were both amazed that it was packed on a Monday night the week of Christmas.  I loved how it is located right on the corner and makes it every visible for passersby.  We had a great appetizer to start, the kale salad, it was so delicious and had so many great flavors in such a simple salad.  I had the red quinoa risotto and my boyfriend had the young chicken under a brick.  The risotto was great, very flavorful but the chicken was amazing.  I am a pesco-tarian, have been for about four years now, but will sometimes eat chicken.  It was so succulent and so moist that it didn't taste like other chicken I have had.  The waiter who served us was great and find this to be such a great find because it is organic and local, a huge plus.  I will make an effort to come out here again, maybe for their brunch in the near future.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b0OVCARVlLSojVAkbDUekg", "date": "2010-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oBwv5H985Qg-8wMtgf3aEQ", "text": "trash!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "iSc5NuTd_ovNsqCdoZWAwA", "date": "2012-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oEZA4kDrx_kTckMLYc0Kog", "text": "If I were to take out of town guests to introduce fresh local produce based gourmet restaurant typical of berkeley, then this will be it. Not chez panisse as you have to plan too much in advance. Try their kale salad and the charcuterie as well as the squid, octopus special, if they have it. Also suggest the non alcoholic kamboocha which is like russian kvas except 0% alcohol.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PEydieZs6_gOp_hSjheyIw", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OeZkRxfJWM5XEgHYK-k0bw", "text": "I first tried some bites from Gather at a yelp event in Berkeley. the samples I had were tasty, so I made a mental note to check out the actual restaurant. it's been forever since the event, but paul and I finally got the chance to come out to Gather as part of my food and booze filled birthday weekend.\n\nthe interior of the restaurant is very cozy and warm. since we came on a weeknight there wasn't much of a wait. the one missing star is for the slightly limited menu. I understand it's Berkeley, so they cater to a vegetarian/vegan/crazy hippie crowd, but I was a little disappointed there wasn't a few more meat inclusive items on the menu.\n\nwe started with the toasted masa and burrata. I didn't care much for the burrata, but I think that's just a personal taste thing for me, Paul loved it. I thought the masa would come out like a polenta-type cake, with chorizo and corn and what not.. but it was a pasta! super surprising and VERY good. it had a distinct masa flavor and was balanced well with chorizo, corn, tomatoes, and sauce.\n\nwe also split the summer squash pizza and the burger, with all the fixings [heirloom tomato, lettuce, housemade pickles, bacon]. the burger is huge, juicy, tasty, and all around goodness. the real winner here is the pizza. oh my godddd, I didn't know something vegetarian could taste so freaking good. slices of summer squash, feta cheese, a nice tangy tomato sauce, and pesto. simple, but absolutely delicious. \n\nI would definitely come back for more pizza, and to try some more crazy Berkeley cuisine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SXfvHWScLghzoTSBqb_e6w", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OLh3CQFvlZrZKVlphftwQA", "text": "Some of the *best* pizza I've ever tasted, and the lattes are very good, too, and pretty!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8MLzU-2fnI8Ct5Gh7fecOg", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oN75M30a0z_H95JhP92gdw", "text": "So the host tells us that there is a 45 min wait for a regular table, but there are two seats at the counter. When we frown at the idea, he goes on to say that \"it is like dinner and a show: you get to see the cooks work in the kitchen\". So we reluctantly agree and he then proceeds to seat us at the counter... right in front of an industrial-size meat slicer, obstructing our view of anything else for the entire dinner. So whose idea of \"dinner and show\" is this? Maybe to Hannibal Lecter, but not to us.\nOther than this appalling marketing stunt, the food was disappointing. The bread was forgettable. The salmon tartare was fresh but not mind-blowing, just OK. The green pizza was so greasy, it was inedible after two bites. And even though I don't mind spicy food, the BBQ chicken was way too spicy (as a reference point, I can eat the \"spicy\" curry at Japanese restaurants, which is pretty darn hot).\nIf I only ate with my eyes, they would get 5 stars: the presentation of all the dishes was fantastic. I'll give them that much. But it's just fairy dust. Overall, I will not come back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "K5Ph9BtA_HydS4elSld_sw", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OnIGOD2rqf1GHezO37CQug", "text": "Walk in at 1pm on saturday to, it will be a five minute wait.  My friend says this is very Berkeley, you wait while there are 10+ tables ready for you to be seated at.  The next person comes in and the host says 15 minute wait.\n\nSit down order pizza salad, crust is good so is the cilantro pesto. salad was ok to slightly overdressed stone fruit salad.  I probably would not go back especially since i only went with the 30% off blackboardeats.com deal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CJgsnD6nEjdUS4SyqP3aTA", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oSpeNv87v7Fp_q78r3MRwg", "text": "I really do just love this place. It's easy to get something simple and delicious for a reasonable price, or go a little bit fancier and get a more expensive and extensive meal. I highly recommend this place to anybody looking for good food. If you appreciate food made with care, this place is for you. \n\nI also took photos: http://www.simoneanne.com/journal/2011/12/gather-restaurant-berkeley-california/", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SA-2TBmWLp8D1VULfWW8yw", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Otl3Q-UiYkWrmOJqGi7bEg", "text": "Second visit, same comments! Really good cocktails (although we were disappointed to learn that they don't do any bourbon drinks at all - goodbye Manhattan! - because they cannot source an organic bourbon), terrific ingredients in well-prepared dishes, and very good service. Too Berkeley for some, but I don't find their philosophy or their execution too precious. If you haven't been, check it out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jLUx__EwC4DcA2BLkDPLPg", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OtYwIjCD018VNMbKRkYuog", "text": "Perfect lighting, stunning food presentation, exquisite and unique flavors and incredible cocktails. Imbibed an eye-opening Corpse Reviver #2, savored the Kale salad and indulged in the most perfectly cooked squid (not a bit chewy!). Ended the meal with a decadent dried fig ice cream. In love.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BRDhQb7nzTNg_iryw-mKog", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ouSV39sYd-m-M7d7nc-aug", "text": "I had lunch with a friend recently and was disappointed. The food wasn't bad, it just didn't live up to the hype. We shared the kale salad and it was WAY oversalted, which I mentioned to our server. The one I make at home is better. (And the Kale Salad at Yoshi's/Jack London Square is excellent!!) The carrot soup was good-but nothing special. We shared the stinging nettle pizza, and it was very good. The service was fine but the table arrangement at Gather is awkward. We sat at a table near the \"inner circle\" and the server had to reach over the railing, quite awkwardly, to give us our plates. Difficult for him and awkward, and not a very well thought out arrangement. The tables were too close together for him to easily reach us from the other side.\nGather is out of the way for me, I wouldn't go back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AmXQlEQH30QZs-hdamgz4Q", "date": "2012-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OuU3qx7dSJPYlWWUsLur5Q", "text": "Meh. I just don't really like the haute cuisine of the world. There are many flavors that I still dislike, and the upper eschelon of food usually has so much creativity that it ends up with something that I didn't want in my mouth. \n\nSo, what to do? Vodka! Whiskey! I'll gladly cough up $10 for some creative top shelf libation, if we're already splurging on a once-a-season dinner. I got a moscow mule, of course with a modern twist and high end ingredients. Meh. Much better cocktails have been had. I can take a powerful ginger beer, like Reed's, and put a bit of vodka in it. That's all I tasted. After having floating dried cammomile flowers in LA and Old Ford's in Albany, this was a let down. \n\nThe food wasn't very veggie friendly, eventhough Gather's premise is extremely green. Saving oil on transport is great! Saving land and water - well, this is more a comment on the customers than the restaurant, I suppose. It sure seemed like they were trying a lot harder with their pork and beef options than with their veggie stuffs. We had two great salads. I had an interesting pizza with charred chiles and corn. Drunk, very hungry, I ate. Not what I wanted, I made the best of it. The corn on the pizza was good. The crust and cheese were good enough. Meh. The salads were really great, but since J didn't want my chile laden pizza, she had to make do with those salads. Dessert? Meh. Pretty, fancy, but we should've skipped it. \n\nDidn't eat the sea food our guest ate. She said it was overpowered with picante heat though. Meh. \n\n For $120 for 3 people, we expected much more quality. Service wasn't what you expect from a gourmet type of place. More like decent wait staff at any decent chain restaurant, with a healthy drizzle of the pretension that you can expect at a gourmet bistro. \n\nWorth a try. Maybe the meat makes it worth while. I love that they wear their locavore on their sleeves, but life's too short to return here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "upmvpx1-gu8q7l9XpWdY5g", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oy_-kiu0plF0QJGeCSQZgw", "text": "Farm egg pizza is the best.  Wonderful lunch with outdoor seating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vy2gkU2VXgMTm4KdNUeOyg", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P8XgwwwBYIImNRF6mcDnwA", "text": "Excellent service, timing and execution was perfect, small menu, the house vegan appetizer was amazing, the acid jazz on the stereo was annoying, none of the deserts blew my mind, truly great coffee.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D0UiR9fwmIzivm4B0Ztlqw", "date": "2010-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p9EpaswOSmV1f8WwTeXYPA", "text": "This place is ridiculous. We went for brunch, which took over 45 minutes from order to table to arrive. This is odd, considering we both ordered salads and sides. Our second round of drinker arrived well into eating, and the waitress seemed distracted and a little tipsy herself. Do you want to spend $80 for poorly prepared brunch with awkward service? If so, Gather is just the place for you.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GzW3LjqoqR8JMHAOt_wclQ", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pAaKBGKajjP6Giqtv-5Y1Q", "text": "My boyfriend took me here for my birthday dinner last year. For drinks, I ordered the Bee Sting and my boyfriend had the Corpse Reviver #2. The drink were strong and delicious-- my highest praises to the bartender.  I would come just to go to the bar, and am often suggesting it to friends when they want to meet up for drinks. \n\nFor the meal, I had Vegan Charcuterie and my boyfriend had the pizza (because he is not an adventurous eater). I loved the Vegan Charcuterie which was full of  amazing flavors and textures.  Loved the fact they have more than one vegetarian entree and the local-organic-sustainable vision for the restaurant, but wish they had a fish on the menu the night I went. My boyfriend's pizza was superb, prefect amount of char, and had an amazing bubbly, thick, soft crust. \n\nI can't wait to go back and try more things on the menu.\nAlso, can't wait to try brunch here!\n\nNegatives: We had reservations and got there on perfect time (I was worried we were going to be late), but still had to wait 15 mins for a table. When they did seat us, it was at an out-of-the-way corner table behind a pillar. Nothing on the dessert menu that night looked particular memorable so we decided to go elsewhere for dessert.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ng4MykvBFifRp0ENjxUpdw", "date": "2012-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PAG0e8IzDiMqIIu3pEAcHQ", "text": "Great food, very good staff, nice venue.  All good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KjTVYW9cztceyY8rh0jBpw", "date": "2010-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pBvp95OxTBUEmQQUc5kFRA", "text": "The service was good at first but a bit slow towards the end.  The pizza was good and the salad was fresh.  Its a great place for vegetarians or want to Be's like me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Fab6eFzFLIo2WY_zMDpHsw", "date": "2012-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PF4L3YQoU1OODTVl3rJ9sQ", "text": "I've eaten here many times because I live next door. Guests -- esp. from out of the area -- are always intrigued when they hear an award-winning restaurant is right downstairs.\n\nThe food is good, portions very small and prices high for what you get.  A salad can literally consist of four leaves of lettuce sprinkled with sprinkles of seaseed for seven or eight bucks -- it is artfully arranged so it looks like a full salad but it amounts to no more than a taste, a very few bites.  I have a hard time believing their profit margins are so tight that they couldn't put in, um, just a tad more lettuce?\n\nAnd they are bad neighbors. Their employees sometimes drink after work - out in the patio, loud, drunk and noisy. People live here -- includings lots of kids. Nobody who lives next door to anywhere wants to listen to drunk waitstaff and cooks loudly partying to wind down after work.\n\nTonight, wed, May 23rd, a couple patrons with musical instruments went out into the darkened patio, which was not being used to serve food, and started jamming. The patio was not lit -- just musicians jamming randoly next to several six and eight story apartment buildings on warm evening with many windows open.  People matter, right? If it matteres how the animals served at the restaurant matter, shouldn't human neighbors matter too? Nice music, actually ...  . but a couple hundred residents were likely asleep at 11:30 pm on a weeknight with jobs and school in the morning. And it's warm these days so folks open their windows.\n\nThe musicians stopped as soon as I went down but I should not have had to get dressed, after their music awoke me, and then go down the block to ask them to stop. Why wouldn't Gather manage their space more professionally? The Gather staff knows they don't have a noise permit to play live music at 11:30 at night. Even with a noise permit, music adjacent to resident space legally is required to end at 10 p.m. -- unless they have a special occasion exception which they are only supposed to get a very few times a year.  Like I say, the musicians were polite and stopped but what the frak was wrong with Gather staff?  They never should have let it happen.\n\nI called the cops, too, but this is not a top priority response -- Berkeley cops are more worried about Chief Meehan's son's iPhone than the Berkeley cops worry about tax paying residents trying tio sleep with illegal noise going on.\n\nGood food. Lousy neighbors.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ibuyAmQFgjt1MuwYvFa9MA", "date": "2012-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PJw5ahMqGrVzHNW9klvMrg", "text": "The Fried Green Beans were amazingly delicious and the pizza was super good too! I liked that they had both sparkling and \"steel\" water.\n\nTheir decorations were very unique and awesome, for instance, the overhead lamp had a wine bottle as a shade. \n\nI went here for my mom's birthday, so we brought a cake in. There was supposedly a $2.50/person plating fee, but they waved it because they didn't tell us. They also said that no outside food was allowed, which contradicts their plating fee.\n\nOverall, the food was delicious and they handled the situation well. The waiter was very friendly, too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y72ItXaidNFBHEZfti3EeQ", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pL3YA-xn78SMAAI0iQ5w4Q", "text": "I didn't yet have a go-to Cesar-style (informal, sharable plates, savory, open plan) spot in the BART neighborhood of the Gourmet Ghetto until I found Gather, which fills that role just fine, albeit it's no Cesar. My only complaint, sitting at the chef's counter, is that the cramped layout meant passersby smashed into our chairs every couple minutes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mAhty2OHDTtLm00quB5Xjw", "date": "2011-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ppqTdn0B_qdy0W4tRQ0bRw", "text": "My friend & I enjoyed this place. It had great ambiance, good healthy food that was well prepared, and wonderful staff.  The decor was simple, airy, and popped.  We especially liked the recycled belt booths. The host Yusuf made us feel welcomed and right at home.    Our carrot soup was creamy and had nice accents. The pizza was light and yet hearty.  Every plate we saw around us looked good too.  We will definitely come back here!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gt9K0L_3miMgSMV7KEZx7w", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PstxzCmMX_olUX0tyWHdCA", "text": "Nice ambiance, great natural wine on tap and enjoyed a great pizza...I think it was called the farm? It had egg, prosciutto and spice. Artichokes were bland.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I5RqFbVWD0rndsS-MHjEnA", "date": "2012-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PWKpmZz1RNkM8prf6r-lHQ", "text": "I was really looking forward to trying this place after receiving several recommendations.  Unfortunately, I felt that the portions were way too small.  We got the vegan charcuterie which had unique flavors but just was not big enough for the price.  We also had a baby artichoke entree that was different then an average vegetable plate but again was not plentiful enough.  \n\nThe bread served with the entree was tasteless. Actually it almost tasted stale.  I was disappointed that bread was not given to us while waiting for our food but after trying it I was glad they hadn't.\n\nFor dessert we had chai tea with almond milk that was tasteless.  They use Pacific almond milk which has ingredients and a taste that I don't care for.  Making there own would have made all the difference.  If they had to use packaged almond milk, Trader Joe's is the best.  \n\nFinally, we had a scoop of the cashew cinnamon ice cream which was to die for!  It was the best nut \"ice cream\" I have had anywhere.  It blew Cafe Gratitude's ice cream away.  \n\nFor Berkeley it is 4 stars but for San Francisco residents, 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a0Got5R8PiJYzTIYih941w", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p-WnqO9lJx_PuwuOcf1yvg", "text": "You know how you get that perfect bite with perfectly proportioned combination of tastes?  Well, I had that bite of Guanciale & carmelized onion pizza...and let it roll around in my mouth for awhile, savoring the marriage of the two.\nThe avocado salad was a nice presentation, and looked better than it tasted.  Our server recommended the Chocolate Pumpkin tart w/lemon Whipped cream.  It felt like too many flavors competing against each other.  I will go for the citrus cake next time.  Ambiance is very hip, and lots of natural light that enters through all of the windows that surround the restaurant.  Service felt very spotty, where we would have to wait a long time to get our coffee.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rp_cK3PN78kqRt_suzjRwg", "date": "2011-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pXbwb-EbZ2BvcTkRQeqUSw", "text": "I was really excited to try this place.  I had heard the burger was amazing.  The burger was just ok.  The fries were also average and the salad it was served with was really salty and not very good at all.  My friends strawberry salad was also just average.  The service was pretty average, nothing bad nothing exceptional. Overall I thought the whole experience was pretty average right down to the decor.  I'd give it one more try. But I wouldn't go out of my way to eat there or to take anybody there. \n\nTo be fair, I only had the burger and I tried my friends strawberry salad.   Maybe the other menus are stand-outs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AU9zbo0d5B9uAAA_04DcGg", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q_61DgVJAFqGKIjRI0NcBQ", "text": "Maybe doesn't quite live up to the hype, but after eating there with a friend a couple of times, I have to say I found it consistently very good.  The soups we have tried were exceptional- flavorful, unusual, well-balanced.  The wood fired pizza was terrific.  Last time we had a salad with grilled squid and sous vide vegetables that was unique and delicious, and a pork sandwhich that was cooked over hay that was also incredible.  The one dish I was slightly disappointed by was a kale salad that lacked depth and punch.  Service is friendly if a little hyper, and I wish the tables were not so close together and the place wasn't quite so noisy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J0IX_uaUJ2MKP3yGtzeX3g", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q_7qczihHk7j_wpqHlngNQ", "text": "AMBIANCE: I love it. A ton of windows and natural light. Lots of smooth wood & plants everywhere. Clean, too!\n\nSERVICE: Good.\n\nFOOD:\n- Their pizza w/egg was delicious. (their pizzas are all thin crust) \n- Burger was great, too... but apparently not available for weekday lunches.\n- The braised mushroom sandwich (weekday lunch) with cashew-pepper \"cheese\" was delicious.\n- Pork sandwich was moist with a generous mound of pork.\n\nMy one criticism is that the menu is a bit limited - whenever I go, there are usually just 1-2 items that are calling out, \"Order me!\"  But the ones I've tried have really hit the spot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yVxVGS68r_IDNIFWTK0JTw", "date": "2012-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qB1rbpD9qtCF0nYsCkdUpg", "text": "The inventiveness of the dishes that come out of the kitchen were fantastic, and a major plus for vegetarians and vegans. I really appreciate the care that the chef puts into creating a menu with truly seasonal dishes. We shared the vegan charcuterie, spicy pumpkin soup, and chicken fried squash, all of which were delicious. I am sad to report that the service was poor and was at odds with the efforts of the kitchen. I will definitely be back for the food in hopes that they work out the kinks with the wait staff.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_n9N41zBLY8uFLyTdynJ1A", "date": "2011-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QBYVOaeFeSN-qY0Ji7lifQ", "text": "Day: Lazy Sunday brunch\n\nParking: Not bad. There were plenty within a few blocks away. \n\nFood: \nCountry ham \n3 star - a bit disappointing when I was expecting a big sausage with nice flavors and egg. I got an over cooked greens and salty water-ly sauce. Hm...won't do that again. \n\nKnoll Farms fig Pizza\n4 star - yum. Nice balance of pancetta and fig then tons of greens so you get a bitter taste. Nice crust. \n\nThe Brunch Pizza \n4 star - simple. \n\nRoasted corn mushroom Pizza\n3 star - so so. \n\nService - great\n\nOverall - Nice place to go for a lazy Sunday brunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2KvQD8L1IdZDW36_6-GOJQ", "date": "2010-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qc9lpfBl5WTL5FkjLThKOQ", "text": "This place was amazing! Being vegan, there aren't many places that give you the fine dinning feel and actually have such great food at a reasonable price.  Not all of their food is vegan either! They have totally perfected their craft.\n\nVegan or not, try the spicy tomato pizza and \"misto fritto\"!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hchwcDT_UVE1KiA9cZnziA", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QgCjn68si6eyokoMZE8Prg", "text": "Art on a plate. Local, organic, orgasm in my mouth. WOW. GO THERE. Nuff said.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8ZuY7vm3eUoz6q_jk6aTRQ", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qIc9GoLuX_7ipgzgoO-fdw", "text": "I have been to Gather many many times and my love and admiration for the food and staff just keeps growing. The chef is so caring, creative and talented. His high standard is in everything - if you order a salad w/ fruit in it - the fruit is perfectly ripe!  Spice levels are perfect, textures are perfect, things are cooked properly, everything is pristine, fresh and flavorful. and i love that there are always great meat choices as well as vegan and vegetarian. i went with a large group recently - all with different food preferences and EVERYBODY was happy! I don't get why some reviews complain about staff. They are so knowledgeable, passionate about the food and super friendly and professional. I find the service great, no matter what day, or time we are there, whether we are at the counter, bar, table, or outside. 5 stars for both food and service!!!  I love Gather!!!!!!!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4bZeZzD5mOJ3KzSI8hRxZA", "date": "2011-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q-jsLP_oAlG3Xn2vvqcxjg", "text": "I wish that i had the same great Experience as most of the other reviewers. But that was not the case. the decor was  stiff and wanting, likewise the service. we were there for a small bite to eat, and drink a warm cup of tea. the weather was seriously cold on sat. the 9th of April, Stanford and cal track meet. Stanford Rules.... back to the review. after my wife and I and our friends placed the order, Tea ,Coffee and salad. I actully ordered a mix green with chicken. when the order arrived i noticed the salad had a few sprinkles of chicken. ok i thought being the Cool guy that i am, don't trip... so i asked the waiter or was it the busser, for Bread and oil. and guess what I received... toast. so i thought what a misunderstanding?  well, I flagged down the waiter or was it the.. no it was the waiter. and asked if i could get  fresh bread and not toast. Yes the waiter said , and off he went with the toast. i left the place to pay the meter.. which took about 10-15 min. back in the place  i noticed their was no bread. so you know what i did , Right.... i flagged ...you know the Rest! Long story short. I received my second plate of bread and it was seriously stale! There was no Misunderstanding.. the reason for the Toast.. too cheap to offer freshly baked Bread on a Daily basis! What a F&%*# Shame! I will never Return to Gather! By the way the second plate of  bread was placed in the Microwave.What a &%*.... you know the rest!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "vh2xYx-gsC4DOPRvzPqABg", "date": "2010-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qKxHgQ5ZeHLIXJcC2CMeqA", "text": "Great atmosphere and delicious food! I've tried two sandwiches (both vegan) here, the mushroom and the \"B.L.T.\" I would completely recommend the mushroom burger to anyone! The mushrooms were marinated perfectly, and it was very yummy. The \"B.L.T\" was okay, but I wouldn't get it again. The \"bacon\" was crisped tofu sheets, and it wasn't nearly as flavorful. I also tasted their thinly cut fries and ketchup. The fries are salty (just how I like 'em) and scrumptious, while the ketchup is unique and so good you could eat it by itself.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yN58kjtt_Kv91yc3ZteNg", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qlJJoKsslAGv8RLVIuGP7w", "text": "This place gets a 2.5. Jose is a harsh critic. I wanted to give it a 3 but when you think that we went to Va Da Vi and spent about the same and portions were similar...well, Va Da Vi was a 5. \nAnyway, Gather's decor is warm. The staff is unpolished to say the least. Our server was friendly but unattentive and slow. \n\nThe food...I appreciate their dedication to local, gluten-free, vegan.\nWe started with the vegan charcuterie- there were some great tastes. It made veggies interesting, especially for those who weren't interested before. \nBraised pork cheeks were a disappointment. I couldn't even tell that it was pork. The preparation and seasoning did nothing to bring out the pork flavor. The polenta was really creamy and I liked that as opposed to the usual dry stuff. \nCinnamon braised lamb was also unremarkable. I love lamb and they did not know how to bring out its unique flavor. \nThe best dish of the night was the tequila lime sorbet. It was good. \n\nIf you are looking for veggies with an edge, give Gather a try. Don't eat any meat here as it doesn't seem to be something they're skilled in preparing. The table next to us was also unimpressed with the quinoa risotto.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4hG-8mFPjkuhUKUZc7Ud5w", "date": "2010-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qNTphEzapr884VjYYMv97A", "text": "Everything was great, including the service.  The kale salad was my absolute favorite!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kRo3HKF_iHRiWS2mGp90IA", "date": "2012-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QqcMBSNh5mCvlks5AyCr1w", "text": "i dove into what must be the best sandwich on earth....the braised mushrooms were so juicy i thought i was eating meat - the ciabatta came to my rescue, saving me from the embarrassment of dripping sauce down my face at 1pm...how ladylike :)  my inspiration level managed me room to include dessert - a few sweet strawberries with my creamy semifreddo - hm, how could i say no?\n\nicing on their chocolate layer cake? core values being respect, honesty, transparency, comfort, and \"always possible\" \n\nnext trip:  breakfast...with friends.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4XYr-Kslo7lOVkwZ0BZftQ", "date": "2010-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qrVQ3d7WZVnD6bX9pf2P5A", "text": "We tried out Gather for the first time about one month ago. We have thought about going here many times, but it always seems to be booked up, so I recommend reserving ahead. \n\nThe ambiance has a pleasant high energy. The hum of the collective voices in the broad open space is loud but not overwhelming. Overall our meal was very tasty, even if I could not visualize what to expect from the menu description. \n\nAs a vegetarian with a leaning toward vegan, I liked that the one vegetarian entree on the menu was vegan (seems typical that restaurants like this will have one token vege entree, which makes my decision making easy!). For a dinner like this, I was not worried too much about getting the right balance of food groups, but the vege options were surprising limited (a recent Sunset Mag article interviewed a Gather chef with expertise in vegan cooking). Then again, from my observations, there are far fewer vegetarians and vegans in Berkeley and SF area than one would expect.\n\nDessert was tasty, and the wines we had were great too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QjmfF81EHPONm-DVIj0xjw", "date": "2011-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QTvbQ1bBtQHRIWKNs9bxeg", "text": "Good vegetarian, though not as much variety as one would expect for Berkeley. Good quality. Slightly higher priced. Good service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nGqmdnQb_xUHNcPheQbwtg", "date": "2012-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qwZrqFjzBhDteOWoOxFklA", "text": "I went with friends to Gather last night--a much anticipated event. And I was not disappointed. The wait-staff was friendly, efficient, but relaxed. The food came in a timely manner and was absolutely fabulous. We started with the vegan charcuterie, a cutting board laden with interesting, flavorful tid-bits. Main course was chicken (organic), halibut-bacon pizza and various salads. All were seasoned just right.\nThe building itself is made from an \"up-cycled\" water tower, reclaimed wood, wine bottle lamps and the seat covers from used leather belts sewn together. \nGreat atmosphere, great service and real food from Bay Area farms at a reasonable price.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uosU6DFXFKH1UeKJpnb1ig", "date": "2010-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QxFn1fER2WYTOQbGFVE3eg", "text": "Another great meal at Gather.  Two of us shared 2 salads to start: a kale salad with carrots, capers, pine nuts, and Fiscalini cheese, & an asparagus salad with black garlic and a duck egg.  They were delicious, though I wish the menu had said the kale salad was cooked.  I was expecting a raw kale salad.  \n\nFor entrees my wife had a special of halibut in brodo, almost a fish soup with a huge piece of halibut.  I had an appetizer dish they called yuba fazoletti, described as a tofu skin \"pasta\" stuffed with pork ragu & chard.  It was more like a fettuccine than a stuffed pasta, but was just as tasty as promised.  And though it was an appetizer it was plenty of food, especially after the salads.  \n\nThe wines were lovely and the service was responsive and friendly, though it took a while to get our entrees.  But we were there at peak time, before showtime at the nearby theaters.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ouT94GdxVTFuay-rEkqYBw", "date": "2012-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QxPiZwJwWie02jnRqGiilQ", "text": "My favorite Berkeley restaurant and one of my favorite Bay Area places. I nearly always order the beautifully-prepared vegan charcuterie as it changes every week or two. I highly recommend it for everyone & it's perfect for sharing between 2 people. Food is nicely presented and the ambiance is relaxing. Rarely does the volume in the place seem too loud, unlike many places. Servers are always knowledgeable about wines by the glass and are honest in their assessment of the dishes, which I value. Omnivores & vegetarians will enjoy it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uRPXojgLYWf5tpjhABPZ1g", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R27Rafxfkm4-rvb1vR914g", "text": "Back to Gather nearly 1 year later. My friend held a brunch here with girlfriends. At 10:30AM, there weren't a whole lot of people there. But the place quickly filled up by lunch time. I was surprised there was plenty of metered street parking on Allston.\n\nService was excellent and the food was great, but not perfect. I got the Acme French Toast, which was smothered in maple syrup and grilled nectarines. Hints of basil and spices enhanced every bite. Generous walnut halves graced the top. Food was nicely presented. Two minor gripes: I found 2 small bits of super tough dried fruit and they barely put any cr\u00e8me fra\u00eeche on the plate. If you like spiced cider and chai, you will like this dish. At $12 for 2 slices, it's not a bad deal.\n\nAmbiance is awesome - modern rustic, earthy, artsy. Nice place to visit if you're in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CXl9uMlh4PTold4MxVku2g", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r6pgUAOVVZVdkPcXLvJOWA", "text": "Parking can be a little challenging, but we have been lucky so far.  There is a parking structure near the restaurant, but it gets full a lot.  On the weekends, I would recommend parking on the campus where its becomes open parking (please read the signs in case this has changed).\n\nWe always make reservations. The service here has always been very friendly.  We have never had to wait for seating.  Food comes fast!  A lot of the wait staff is easy on the eyes.A great selection of alcohol!\n\nEven though this is not a cheap place by any means, it has been a real treat for our vegan and vegetarian friends.  Also for us non-vegetarians, there are some truly amazing specials and meals here (my partner had Rabbit 3 ways).  We love the vegan charcuterie.  \n\nIn my opinion, some of the meals here are hits and misses.  BUT we do always appreciate the clean taste and the creativity.\n\nThe pizza's are always great and a good bargain (2 can eat).  Also the Kale salad and some of the sides sport ample portions without breaking your wallet.  Some of the dishes can be more \"micro\" portioned in nature.\n\nThe desserts to me are always amazing.  You will always find something very creative and tasty.\n\nYou cannot go wrong here for a special dinner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "utlsUS8Yc-u_GiW5k5tYAQ", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r70H4KS9Nw6ZUhMbH3qeyg", "text": "This place is so good, that I even liked their vegan dishes ;)\n\nA great place, especially if you are having a mixture of vegetarians and carnivores in your group. A great burger + I enjoyed my wife's vegans dishes...\n\nMake sure to reserve a table, this place is BUSY.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_iR1FMx8tjSdO-4W0LQzVg", "date": "2011-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RJ8DFZhws-kJ__jneM6MIw", "text": "Yum, yum, yum!!\n\nA friend had eaten here and was really disappointed, not because of anything the restaurant did, but because the menu at Gather just wasn't her thing. Having this in the back of my mind on my way to dinner, I was a little wary, but I had NO reason to be-- this place is incredible!!\n\nThe decor is great, the service is spectacular, and the food.... Oh, the food! Delicious! I am not a vegetarian, but I do love my veggies, and I was in heaven! Shaved melon with crispy pork belly-- YUM! Vegan Charcuterie--YUM! We had sooooo many dishes, and all were EXCELLENT, with the exception of the pizzas. Beautiful presentation, but the dough was sweet, and the toppings on the eggplant pizza were a little sweet, too, so the whole thing was --you guessed it-- sweet, and that's not what I was expecting. But, I'm eating the leftovers right now for lunch, so clearly it wasn't that bad. Dessert was amazing, too-- the special fruit desserts & the plum crostata with Pale Ale ice cream.... I wish I had those right now! The cocktails were delicious, and they have a really nice & accessible wine list. \n\nI can't wait to go back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JMD9tqjChr6OTQht7GJjUA", "date": "2010-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RJB8atxnkEU5WdgbxWVYSA", "text": "I am not ashamed to say that this visit was, hmmm, quite different than our previous one and that I may have been a bit too severe in my previous review. \n\nWe recenlty visited Gather for lunch and had a very nice meal that included a unique and delicious salad and pizza that was politely fought over by we three.\n\nAnd no unappetizing smells as we'd encountered previously. I always love adding new places to our repertoire rather than 'crossing them off of the list' so I am happy to report that we will be back!\n\nPizza, yum! Salad, yum! Wine, yum! Done!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rOrH8e_b0ff2qHh6fyxTow", "date": "2011-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RjNGIaEKdBTV6sW0h7PJcg", "text": "Loved everything but especially the vegan platter, inventive and delicious. It's not often that you find a place that serves food that makes you so excited over vegetables. V enjoyable and will definitely be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g07ARsLIb5_AinUsGNmknw", "date": "2010-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RjY9fPWYMvq_LjRArf4Hqg", "text": "Delightful and satisfying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t5RDOWoD_OZxL5Rh36Bfxg", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RkIG5LzSKu3HmhI6JLaNig", "text": "After the breakfast disaster I wrote about last weekend, I did want to give Gather another shot, because, like I said, I really wanted to love it. And, this time I did! :)\n\nThe occasion was a family celebration for my son's birthday. I was attending a meeting at the David Brower Center earlier that evening so we agreed on Gather. I was the first to arrive and found a seat in the bar while my peeps drifted in one-by-one. We ordered drinks (the drinks with house made Ginger Ale are delish) and just as the Birthday Boy and his Girlfriend arrived our table was ready and we were seated with our drinks (nice flow).\n\nThe Starters were many and VERY intriguing so we decided to order lots of them and get a Potato/Nettles/goat cheese pizza. Something we didn't order that sounded amazing was a Carrot/Nasturtium soup. Sounds like a great combination. \n\nThe starters arrived in rapid succession which was great because we were sharing every plate. Everything was as tasty as it was inviting, beautifully presented, but the standout was the Vegan Charcuterie which sounds totally like a disconnect (charcuterie + vegan, huh?). \n\nIt's gorgeous, very artfully plated on a ceramic footed sushi tray. One of the components was carrots and something about being soil-roasted or something along those lines. Never tasted anything like it. A true standout. Carrots with a very deep wonderful smokey flavor but still cold and crisp tender, some kinds of foam, other things that I can't even put my finger on. Comforting and palette-popping exciting at the same time. (wish I still had a menu in front of me so I could share the exact descriptions). ORDER IT!!!\n\nWe did the Blood Orange Salad. OMG., The Calamari with Corn Smut (didn't see anything that looked like smut, so will have to wikipedia corn smut), Lentils and something, also amazing. And the Pizza was wonderful.\n\nHad to get some desserts to stick a birthday candle into. OMG, OMG. Best deserts ever! Blood orange sorbet was one, the little cake with so much chocolate, the lime panna cotta. If you don't go to Gather for dinner, PLEASE go for desert! Amazing.\n\nThe wait staff was great. Different servers brought different things to our table. Whether this is the custom or just happened, it was a lot of fun, getting different little descriptions from different servers. Fun.\n\nSaw a lot of burgers coming out of the kitchen when we were at the bar, and next time, I'll definitely try one of those. \n\nSo. looong story short, will have to check in on a brunch again and see if maybe the last brunch was just an off-day, will definitely go for lunch for a burger, and can't recommend dinner enough, especially desert. And many big plusses for ambiance.\n\nIt's kind of a bustling place, nicely lit, sustainable materials, and for as busy as it as, has no noise pollution. It's easy to have a conversation without the terrible din that you find in many large, busy  dining rooms. and still have the feeling of being somewhere hip, cool and busy. Maybe it's the sustainable materials used that are noise-absorbing and comforting.\n\nGather Your Peeps and go to Gather! We had a great time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mtmCSPfyLHCjBOCfFhveTA", "date": "2012-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R_mBhFiWRaCTRWFVDb0l8A", "text": "Such a good find! We passed this place on our way to our accommodations in the hills and I thought it looked interesting, so we ventured out late on a Saturday for some post-wedding noshing. Initially we just ordered two apps and the vegan charcuterie, but the appetizers appetized us so thoroughly that we had to try the special pizza (corn, Early Girl tomatoes and a few delicious peppers). \n\nIf I lived in Berkley, this is where I'd be all. the. time. Drinks were delicious, draft selection was excellent, service was great (including from people who weren't our server), and above all the food was fantastic. It can be hard to find places that accommodate vegetarians (especially vegans) and meatovores equally well, but Gather rocks that like nobody's business.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UjMAMpa-rUI7wFQUIzu2TA", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rmsM6wkce4Q3IP0zORhD0w", "text": "I went to Gather when it first opened and it was wonderful. I went back another time and the food was awful. While presented beautifully and has a nice environment, it was greasy and didn't taste that great in general. I have heard that this is similar from some of my friends who have had similar experiences.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_qeUg9IteYL1BQets_rAHg", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RNJwdbstNxvN1E44XD_NEQ", "text": "Great food politics and service, decent prices.  I've only been here once for brunch, had the Brunch Pizza, and licked my plate clean.  Yummy in my tummy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t_wI8JhCcqhdxibsubWy1Q", "date": "2010-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "roz_A8EbOCXopE8DkU5fyA", "text": "Typical Berkeley style - nice decor, organic ingredients and many gluten free options.\n\nI am a fan of their choice of tap or sparkling water -both free at your choice (yes, they use a soda machine to make the sparkling water).\n\nPortions are considerably small and over priced, but hey, this is common nowadays.\n\nOur waiter was very friendly but apparently new so not very familiar with the menu items when we had questions.\n\nOther than that, we had a good experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dDXCZo8oDOJ9RbMo6U9Nyw", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rPHN4AKa_0I_knH107YjAQ", "text": "Went last night. The place is pretty big, but was almost full when we walked in around 8:45, and was still maybe half-full when they locked the doors at 10.\n\nThree menus: main, daily specials, and drinks. Here's a new one: \"Ask to see our source book.\"\n\nThe vegan \"charcuterie\" (i.e., antipasto platter) was really good: eight items including salads, a crostino, a fritter, I forget what all. Everything was well seasoned. One saladish item was a bit overdressed. The spiel for the platter goes on and on. I'd say it would not be easily shareable by more than two people, a party of four should get two. Comes with a plate of grilled Acme levain.\n\nSpecial pizza of the day ($16) was a bianca with Savoy cabbage and ... pancetta? guanciale? Great and new-to-me combination. Crust was OK, I'd have liked it slightly thinner and a darker bake. 12\", eight slices, ample for two to share as a main course or 4-8 as an appetizer.\n\nGot the greens ($5) with the pizza, escarole or something like that, tart and well seasoned.\n\nCheese plate ($10), two pieces each of three cheeses, nicely selected though a bit cold. Came with a few excellent spiced pecans, a dollop of spiced apple butter, what the waiter said was a spiced apple gumdrop but tasted more like persimmon, and a too-small piece of a great salty cheese cracker, plus a plate of Acme.\n\nService was kind of scattered, especially given the seemingly ample staff-to-customer ratio, e.g. we didn't get knives with the pizza or any utensils with the cheese plate. I'd upgrade to four stars if they get that together.\n\nThe all-California wine list is thoughtful but not to my non-mainstream taste. Only one of the wines sold by the glass (a pinot blanc) was my kind of thing.\n\nI'll go back. Good addition to the downtown scene, especially with Downtown closed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eJC-zFgGybkRjEgQPtCB8w", "date": "2010-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rsqzFI6c_2EHybkIx1O8AQ", "text": "Five stars for food- it was really amazing... Everything was so delicious. As a veggie lover I really feel this place was spot on!\n\nTwo stars for service- we waited about 45 minutes between apps and entrees. I am not sure what happened or if our server forgot about us, but he rarely checked in with us and we felt he completely forgot about our entrees and pizza. It doesn't take 45 minutes to make pizza? After we got our entrees he decided to switch servers on us and we got amazing service. \n\nI rarely feel like bad service leaves such a disappointing feeling after a great meal, but I really feel something was wrong without an apology or a comp for even drinks or desert.\n\nNevertheless I will give Gather one more chance since the food was so excellent, it's a shame to punish the chefs for the poor service of one.\n\nFor the food.... The vegan charcuterie left me speechless. The strawberry and arugula salad was just perfection and the asparagus was amazing. Now for the pizza we finally got.. I love pizza...and the pizza here will leave you dreaming.... We didn't get to desert because it was sooo late by the time we finished our entrees....\n\nI hope my review next time will be much better. I am really cheering for this place.. So I really hope they get their service improved fast!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ASsznAAjSCiQMhDR2OJOfQ", "date": "2011-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ru1WYKQN7lsYk8ZkWyltKQ", "text": "This place was awful. I can't believe how horrible it was. The kale salad was decent. My colon needed that, I admit. But the 'special', which was a fish stew, was disgusting. The broth tasted like sea water flavored with a couple tomatoes, all of my mussels except one were unopened (i.e. BAD, and should NOT have been served), and the whole, unpeeled shrimp, with their antennae broken off and floating in the broth was completely unappetizing.  \n\nNot to mention our waiter was horrible. He gave us attitude from the beginning (\"Are you ready yet?\") when we needed more time to look at the menu; he tried to take my boyfriend's plate away while he was in the bathroom, until I stopped him. He didn't mention or even ask about the fact that I hadn't touched my food, and he took my boyfriend's plate again later without asking, AS I WAS EATING FROM IT. Because I was still hungry, because you know, my food was shit. I understand that it's towards closing time, but we weren't the only ones left eating, and we paid to eat this food...\n\nWe got the chocolate hazelnut cake because we were still hungry. It was smaller than a baseball card, looked like someone had thrown up on it, and tasted of nothing. Not chocolate or hazelnut. Not even like vanilla....\n\nI know I sound extremely bitter. And I am...this place charges enough that I expect polite service and edible food. Sorry if that makes me sound spoiled. I'm guessing from all these positive reviews that there are some menu choices that actually taste good. I guess if you have to go here, choose one of those? Definitely don't experiment.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "htX5TU5oE2BwbFyq4R1dwg", "date": "2012-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rUrCOH6CjgUV1EtsDcFg1w", "text": "I have been here twice and I absolutely love it! They always have the freshest food with the best service. They don't have a lot of options for hardcore meat eaters like me, but the veggie dishes they have are the best. I am usually not a big fan of just veggie dishes, but this place is the exception. Everything is always so good. i will definitely be back here again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yi8CCJgoWPxKL75N-93RGg", "date": "2011-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rWqa5Tz7uX1WX5bFp2BNFg", "text": "Amazing place.  Delicious food, fun and vibrant atmosphere, and smart and unpretentious staff.  Great prices too.\n\nI took a large group of people there, including my mom from the midwest and my foodie friends.  Everyone found something to love-- my mom had a great burger cooked rare, while my vegan friend found her own culinary heaven.  You get the idea.  Sustainable food that doesn't take itself to seriously.\n\nOnly downside of Gather is that it's in Berkeley, and not SF where I live...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LEEGDgiuQWiipEBC42-alQ", "date": "2010-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s2JyDlEJweDfzJB1QFieHw", "text": "Tasty and creative Californian cuisine. \n\nI came here for a group dinner with people from work and the boss. The boss paid for dinner so my value judgment might be a bit biased.\n\nThey feature a select list of classic and original cocktail. \nI ordered the aviation made with gin, maraschino liqueur, and l cr\u00e8me de Violette. It was pretty tasty, but maybe a little on the small side.\n\nTo start we shared the Vegan \"charcuterie\" ($16) which features vegan dishes imitating and inspired by meat dishes. It included:\n- Mushroom tartar, parsnip \"lardo\", roasted garlic\n- Pear carpaccio, smoked persimmon celery root salsa\n- Grilled watermelon radish \"steak\", leek \"butter\", horseradish salsa verde, wine grapes\n- Oyster mushroom crudo, \"tonnato\" sauce, avocado, crispy sea palm\n- Roasted carnival squash, sunchoke cashew bay leaf sauce, smoked maple \n\nAll the components were flavorful, creative, and original. For only $16, it is a \"must get\" dish if you go to gather. Great for sharing. As an omnivore who loves eating meat dishes, I thoroughly enjoyed the dish. Great textures, flavors, and a very playful and surprising dish.\n\nFor the main course I shared three dishes with 3 other people. Specifically:\n- Barbecued young chicken - farotto, turnips and tops, punterelle, cheese rind oil ($19.5)\n- duo of lamb special with a whole rack of lamb and tenderloin (around $34)\n-swordfish special (around $24)\n\nThe swordfish was well cooked. Crispy on one side side, tender on the inside. It was unfortunately a bit cold when brought to the table.\nThe lamb dish was surprisingly large. The whole rack was huge with a big bone, but unfortunately had mostly fat and not much meat.\nThe chicken was I believe almost a half-chicken. It was well cooked and juicy. The farotto (an italian grain ) was cooked like risotto, but sweeter was also tasty.\n\nAll portions were surprisingly large (a good thing!)  so I definitely recommend sharing so that you can try a few of them. They were all delicious, but the highlight of the night was the charcuterie.\n\nSome people ordered the wild mushroom stew. Everyone was unfortunately disappointed with the dishes. It had too many beans and not enough mushrooms or flavor. \n\nFor dessert I got sweet dessert wine and shared a cheesecake with berries. The cheesecake while tasty did not satisfy my cheesecake craving. It was pretty small, too fluffy, and the crust was nearly non existent. I wanted a nice slice of creamy cheesecake with a delicious crust. \n\nThe restaurant has pretty rustic decor. All the dishes were well presented.  \n\nThe wait staff was friendly and professional. They were seamless and made great recommendations on dishes and portions when asked. \n\nOverall, it was a great experience. The only reason why I am not giving 5 stars is because not all the main courses delivered, but be sure to try the charcuterie and ask about the specials. Great for groups or a date!\n\nBe sure to visit Gather at least one if you are in Berkeley. It is a great for vegetarians, vegans, and omnivores!.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S6BwSy-vnmTWwRjZ5KkfxA", "text": "I've been to Gather for breakfast and dinner, and they were both great experiences. Especially for breakfast, the pancakes and coffee were delicious. For dinner, I got a pizza and burger, which were also good. I like the customer service too. The waiters and waitresses are really nice. Another valuable quality of Gather is the interior design that sets a great environment to dine in.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RziQnV8PxrKz62XYk059XQ", "date": "2011-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s856NSID1hTMvv4w6LRonw", "text": "Great food.  I was slightly let down by the cost of it but for the local sustainable hippy organic aspect i guess that's what you pay.  The atmosphere is great. The food was delicious and well balanced.  For a special occasion I'll go back again.  As a daily dinning experience, it's just a bit rich and a bit pricy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4C_MLwaU_2L0NXnyOzHzkg", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s8mA2se_zwom-oObF_Ce8w", "text": "Sustainable, organic, locally produced, delicious food.  What a find!  The service and presentation is wonderful.  Even the wine list is terrific.  Everything we ordered was absolutely scrumptious. We will definitely return.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5K0uFHXj_KWJzD0crzyPWw", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sBQ3JKizOcI-vnJieYt2LQ", "text": "I've heard good things about this restaurant from friends, and bad things. I've had a few salads that were good, but not excellent for their price. But what really makes me want to give it all five stars are their burgers and pizza (at least the vegan pizza with cashew cheese). Not bad for the price - $15 and can be split by two and utterly delicious. Though neither of us are vegan, we both agreed that it was the best pizza we had had. The pizza was thin, but had a fluffy outer crust. Best of both worlds.\n\nI've also had their burger, which I highly recommend. Perfectly cooked with a delectable sauce. I highly recommend this restaurant and I will continue to come back and try their dishes!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tnXJN4VlAMgrmzHTuEsIxQ", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sCs67DeNCZmCrVaOSN-J7w", "text": "Gather is now in my top 3 of favorites along with Cheeseboard and Gregoire. Like some other reviewers say, the menu doesn't make their food sound that exciting, but the photos really do them justice. \n\nI ate here on a brunch weekend and we ordered:\n\nPrather Ranch Burger - We got it medium rare and it was perfection. The burger was juicy and full of flavors. The cheese was melted perfectly and the red onions added a bit of a crunch. \n\nThe Burger Plate Cons: I'm not a fan of the side salad with olive oil. I kind of just feel like I'm eating oily leaves with no flavor. And their house ketchup tasted more like a slightly sweet spaghetti + salsa which wasn't what I was expecting.\n\nEgg Pizza with Bacon, Caramelized Onion, and Oregano -  The perfect pizza! Almost better than Cheeseboard and as sacrilegious of a statement that is, it might be because I'm a meat lover and this pizza has tasty bacon. The egg also really complemented the pizza and made it more brunch appropriate. The other part that I really loved was the crust. They have billowy pockets of air which makes the inside of the crust so soft and tasty. As a kid, that was always my favorite part of the crust and Gather has really perfected it.\n\nI love this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TA7z02Jn-LXAZz_B5XMCXQ", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SE7eg_sA7efSUK-11ysYeg", "text": "I didn't eat there but I'm doing the books and it was $42.  My wife and young daughter split a burger.  She said it was undercooked so she sent it back, after which they burned it to a crisp.  For $42.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sDfxwhpx4rVGHFzyB2zj-A", "date": "2011-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-SFK2CZMkpHFE9NjvPMcmQ", "text": "Great dinner last night.  Had the green salad (big enough to split between the two of us), cauliflower soup, roasted artichokes (excellent), and a vegetarian mushroom dish (also excellent), great wine, and dessert (parsnip cake (!) and chocolate cake with salted vanilla ice cream.  It was pricey but worth it, especially for vegetarians who want to eat great food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ut4VxFdT-XOfDDxaWQX8fA", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sFMOi2YMIY0KpkvUrvSK6w", "text": "Phenomenal balance of flavors.\nLoved the yellowtail crudo, the burrata and the squid. More creative and better executed than restaurants charging 3x the price.\nIncredible!\n\nPS: desert were a let down (we tried al three).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oSwxcdD7zSzxCbmxoomxnw", "date": "2011-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SgC-pSzWndnxuOTVnN0kNw", "text": "I eat everything. I am an opportunivore by trade;) Their vegan charcuterie was one of the most amazing dishes I've had in a LONG time. Amazingly complex and bright flavors, beautiful presentation, and uber fun to share. Pizza was excellent! We got a vegetarian one I think. We also had the BBQ young chicken and it was HUGE. They say it was \"young\" but it must have been a well-developed adolescent. We shared all the above between three of us.\n\nMy only negative about the place is the bar. My vodka martini sucked, and I love good martinis. The wine list for by-the-glass was so-so (I was looking at whites). However, the food was so incredible, and the drinks \"good enough\" that it was a great night out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qNYC7WOA2L7MwcRTl5wO_Q", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SGd-L0S5qULPh5M06AxBPg", "text": "Great food! The service was ok. They had us waiting for our table when we had already made reservations in advance. The vegan charcuterie was too die for! So many rich flavors. My boyfriend loved the pork belly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Kn_tc9hslXbM7bTNugz1SA", "date": "2012-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "skoMb0wjuU1MGhUQAcJYdw", "text": "The pizza is excellent! The crust is perfect!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "upVGGOQpLWs2ViQCIhYmvg", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "smF3pDz3QsEKun9L1wy6gg", "text": "Welcome to the neighbourhood!  \n\nEaten here twice now.  very good pizza (in the style of chez/pizzaiolo, maybe not quite as good as those spots though).  other menu items range from off to excellent.  competent cocktail program (humo dulce... just the right amount of mezcal flavor... kudos)  and nice inexpensive wines by the glass.  \n\nFried mushrooms FAIL.  and that seems like a very hard thing to make not awesome.  I like sunchokes too but the texture here just didn't work.  too hard, crunchy.  Cardoons were similarly fried but markedly better.  \nCharcuterie plate was good (raisins in wine garnish... or something like that on the side... delish)  but a bit heavy on headcheese-like things. more salumi or pate please.  \nHalibut:  stingy portion.  also, menu should reflect that this is raw.  I love me some raw halibut, so fine, but, from how the menu is written there is no way to know that this is crudo.  not what I was expecting, and it was maybe an ounce of fish.  \nGreat kale salad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TXI4prFSdoRiR505WtPQuQ", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S-Mfw-5qGnInI73VYrmrOA", "text": "We went there last week to celebrate a friend's birthday, and had a bad experience ever! \n\nI don't recommend this place to celebrate birthdays because they horribly charged $20 for cutting a cake. That's called a \"cake-cutting\" fee. Isn't it stupid? I've heard of fees for opening bottles of wines and separate plates but not cake cutting...... \n\nAlso, the servant guy is not grateful..... He recommended appetizers for us, a party of 8, and said it's enough for everyone. When the appetizers came, we all thought that's only for a party of 2, at most. \nThe most important thing is that, he was probably a good sales because he always stopped by our table, constantly, to ask us for more food and bottles, BUT, he charged wrong amounts to our credit cards and fixed them up, after he \"double-checked\" with us before he took our cards.......\n\nFood wise, it is not too bad. For everything we ordered, we all think that the chicken was the best. The pork chop we ordered was way too salty... And other plates were not as good as other restaurants with same level of pricing.... so not recommended.......... don't think we will go again....", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VkTgMHKqKAAVwiFDR9GjLA", "date": "2010-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SPpu2zeeajGQ2JnKmYFHRg", "text": "One of my friends recommended their burger to me and being a big burger fan, I definitely had to try it out. I was definitely not disappointed. They have an interesting menu. Everything is organic and a lot of the dishes were vegetarian or vegan. We got the \n\nMonterey Bay squid appetizer -- a very unique texture and taste. I'm not sure if it was cooked. it was definitely interesting. \n\nthe burger -- it was a pretty decent. Since they're organic, they didn't have ketchup. I generally always eat my burgers with ketchup so I was a little sad =( but none the less, it was still a very good burger. \n\nsausage pizza -- I really liked their pizza. or at least the part with the sauce and the sausages. The crust was interesting. I think it definitely looked very interesting.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RndtjBHm41mIisU-oGeV1A", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sqfZ1i9XWT77SPUj856WZg", "text": "If you don't have a reservation (like us), don't worry. There were tons of tables available outside on the patio....in a nice half sun/shade mix. I had a hard time choosing between breakfast and lunch as we were there at noon on a Sunday. I ultimately went with lunch and ordered a delicious tuna salad. No to be missed. Fresh, not fishy, filling - what more do you need? I'm not giving Gather 5 stars because the salad could have been a little bigger and...my soy cappuccino tasted a little off...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pSms5uzIwl_eM6Gi7vVFYQ", "date": "2011-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SQngdi-vSkP0TXUUXv-uXQ", "text": "LOVE GATHER!\n\nLove them so much that I hired their sister company, Back to Earth to cater my wedding. It's that good.\n\nTheir menu changes by the season, so you'll never be bored. I really can't say enough good things about this place. Try to pizza, try the vegan \"charcuterie\" and if you're there for brunch, the breakfast pizza is a must!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T28NzfkS4yuFe0Z3Qj9TCg", "date": "2011-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sqUijw8JYdnBwqriASjCog", "text": "Interesting and exciting food combinations. This is a place you will truly get to try something you have NEVER had before and LOVE it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xZoiZyHt1iGFUo039IQ55g", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "srtmjPwFtIu0CQtR4WfMaw", "text": "Took my girlfriend and her mom for birthday dinner.  Got a 220z ipa beer which was hella bitter, not my taste.  Had the burger and fries which was very good.  Girlfriend had the vegan charcutterie for dinner(not for appetizer)waiter said she may still be hungry but she was full, it was plenty of food.  She said it was the best vegan food she had in a long while and loved it.  Good food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1c5vyah1v4TAgAZNuTDenA", "date": "2010-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sS2w0EwU5sXrByMMuL-GnA", "text": "I've been waiting to try this place and finally today I did. One star off cause the salad girl was mixing the salad with her bare hands! Please use a glove or something....please. Haven't u heard of health department guidelines....\n\nNow to my experience: at 11:30 weekday there was a line out the door! I was already excited. So we walked in got a table then ordered at the counter. Here is what we got:\n\n1.Carrot saffron soup: heavenly! so heavenly that they ran out of it in 30 min and replaced it with chickpea soup. \n2.Romaine Salad mix: the dressing was utterly amazing. I always get dressing on the side since usually restaurants put so much dressing in salads that u hardly can taste the veggies. This time for some reason I forgot to mention it and I am glad I did. The amount of dressing was perfect. Well done! \n3.Asparagus pizza: one of the best pizza's I've tried. The crust is just something out of this world...yeah I think divine.  \n4.Braised portabella mushroom sandwich: ok how do u guys make this? Soooooo delicious and tasty.....\n5.Bread pudding for desert: this was probably the only average item I ate here, everything else was just excellent. The Crixa's bread-pudding is so much better. \n\nOverall I really liked this place. I must say it's a bit expensive but hay you are eating organic which is good for your body.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2bTpr1S5MFsAKoDSyX_rzg", "date": "2010-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "stMfbMKqIlXZNLO8BNZKTA", "text": "Many good noms, kombucha on tap, good (no, great) selection of vegan/vegetarian options without forgetting the carnivores, good selection of gluten free options, totally organic locavore awesome, nice decor, good service.  Downsides: it's like the trendiest place ever so we had to wait 45 minutes for a table, which I am not used to esp. in the east bay, and it's not super duper cheap.  Definitely get the vegan charcuterie as an appetizer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wV_csxiJ9j1VHnHEsPAZ0w", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sv_JZi_baVGFQ1bDQ2sEAA", "text": "We were very pleased to stumble on this restaurant.. It was a busy weekend night, but we got a table, ran into some old friends, and enjoyed the meal. I loved the focus on great vegetables, sustainable food and all of the staff. A nice dinner and I hope to repeat the experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gF10nM0TmPsBt5Rp0KBC_w", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sXQ8CvQ5Cy8Vb9HugvK85Q", "text": "Delicious, inventive and fun. \n\nVery Berkeley.\n\nI'm a meat-eater, but couldn't resist the vegan charcuterie. The \"goat cheese\" was made with ground cashews ... mmmm. The whole concept was creative and playful, but it was tasty, too.\n\nThe burger was a big hit at our table, as was the panisse (a fried chickpea flour cake). \n\nWonderful cocktails, impeccable service, comfortable atmosphere, and not nearly as pricey as I thought it would be (entrees in the teens). We're definitely going back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NzBArXmVJFocezrDz_fXPg", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sZPjIEadmYhITYPNjdyCmQ", "text": "Some friends and I came here for dinner for the first time this past weekend. The restaurant itself is beautiful, airy, yet intimate. The menu has a lot of interesting choices-many of which are gluten free or vegan. There were four of us in total and we just ordered several things and ate family-style (which I recommend). We tried the heirloom tomatoes, beef navel, and green beans to start- all were great but I especially enjoyed the green beans. Then we had the summer squash pizza (with crust to DIE FOR) and the lobster meatballs (meh...). For dessert we got the almond teff cake and apple crostata. Everything was ABSOLUTELY delicious- they even have house made sodas! My one complaint is that the servings are small for the price-so don't go if you're starving.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zkjy_XoVgR2EFjLjtzFDNw", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "szzJpCsQ3Mv7f8N7DZXC-Q", "text": "Not Super Spectacular, But Worth A Try\n\nNot spectacular compared to other similar restaurants, but Gather holds its own. Gather is a place that emphasizes slow foods, local organic, etc. The place reminded us a lot of Founding Farmers in Washington DC. They even had the same pickled veggies d\u00e9cor. The restaurant is in a new building with an open kitchen area. There didn't appear to be a bar. The tables were crowded (difficult to squeeze in between tables for us and the waiter) and there was bench seating along the window line. This of course meant the waiter's butt was prominently displayed over your food as orders were taken at adjacent tables. \n\nWe started with the vegan charcuterie (basically refers to preserved or cured meats). The vegan charcuterie is obviously free of meat, and presumably gout. There were a couple of items that were really good and imaginatively prepared including the bruschetta (w/ crispy tofu skin, avocado, tomato, smoked garlic \"aioli\") and the Carpaccio of watermelon radish and turnip, horseradish salsa verde, grapes, grated almond. The rest was just filler, but still good, in my opinion. I recommend getting this as a starter. \n\nWe also had the Roasted mushroom, corn, braised leeks, habanero oil, thyme pizza. Of course this was really good because it was a pizza (hard to go wrong with pizza). The crust was very good--it seemed buttery, soft and chewy. A lot of people around us were ordering pizzas, and they all looked good.\n\nWe also had fish (halibut, I think), topped with some kind of salsa. It was good, but not super innovative. \n\nFinally, for dessert we had a \"milkshake\" that reminded me of a glass of ovaltine. What saved dessert were the two blackberry empanadas that came with the milkshake.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NXyhjM2ijeXCq709ngeEcw", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t1gN2GDYmEgiic64YvUhIg", "text": "I've loved Gather on several visits over the past year+, there was always something completely unexpected (visually or flavor-wise), special, and delightful-except for this visit over the holiday weekend which was completely mundane and not very special. There were no dinner specials outside of one starter. The burger (normally outstanding) was salty and took a long time to arrive after the salad. The kale salad was mostly missing whatever tantalizing ingredient it has had on my last 4 visits, except for a few bites where it could be faintly detected. The kale pieces were huge and flopped all over the table when we tried to serve ourselves. The chicken didn't seem very interesting but then I'm not a fan of barbq sauce. The waitress also didn't seem very polished which was slightly off-putting.\n\nLast year I would have given Gather 4.5 stars.\n\nWhat's up with Gather?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rkHlZPBvB-VOBP6dLNUugA", "date": "2011-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t6Fq7QFzlpv9hQI-tlrsKA", "text": "I'll give Gather another chance for dinner, because I wasn't impressed with brunch. The ambiance is really nice, and the patio is fabulous. Service was pretty spotty, which was weird because it wasn't crowded at all. We went for really long periods of time without drinks, enough so that the three of us never all had a drink in hand at the same time to make a celebratory toast. \n\nThe heirloom scramble was pretty good. For something called an heirloom scramble, though, it didn't have very many tomatoes. The burger was good, but really greasy and the two of us who had it felt a little sick afterward. The friend who had the french toast loved it.\n\nThe bloody marys have a very strong chipotle taste, the vodka pepper drinks were super yummy, and the sazerac was okay but super small. \n\nDefinitely look forward to trying dinner. I hate to judge a place on brunch alone.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "s1DSkbdFEuO3ODbMWQqSvw", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_TAbYDeSiTSvs1vP6J_ClA", "text": "service was fantastic. went for brunch, got the burger, was pretty ok. company ordered the pizza, was fantastic! i loved the crust. the lemon lime soda was super tasty also. i would like to come back for dinner and try more!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ARYaqIUhnk-KZbnyAo-gLg", "date": "2011-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TaOD1D5rhqgW9IkjkXRezw", "text": "The warm kale salad is reason enough to go back. It's perfectly cooked with pine nuts, fiscalini cheese and just the right amount of vinegar. The vegan charcuterie and prather ranch burger are also great. \n\nWhile the wait staff has always been friendly and knowledgable, the hosts seem to have a hard time organizing the room. Twice I've been told the wait would be about ten minutes and wound up waiting thirty minutes to an hour. Fortunately, the bar is lovely and I'm always glad to enjoy a glass of wine while I wait.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "srfZD3-9YnB_CcCY9jEXHA", "date": "2010-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tCalqcftTEd6Nzetl0miyA", "text": "Everybody seems to be commenting on the \"its vegan and for hippies!\" notion...well, let me tell you, this restaurant is not vegan, and unless the hippies are shelling out $18 for a porky and delicious guanciale pizza, you won't find any of them either. In addition to the guanciale pizza we tried the basic mozzarella, sea salt and tomato sauce (which was so flavorful!). I had the kale salad and dare I say that it tasted a little too healthy?? It was a unique salad, but I probably would order any of the pizzas over the salad if I were to go again. I stole a bite from my moms fried egg sandwich and the bacon braised broccoli rabe is amazing! You get the bacon fat mixed with the egg yolk on a toasty piece of buttered bread and all is pretty much right in the world. Service was good, but a waiter was a little eccentric and a little to laid back, but I suppose it fits the restaurants targeted vibe. Sure there are vegan and gluten free options and I feel like as consumers we will be seeing more and more of that in restaurants, but there is also meaty goodness for those die hard carnivores out there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1ArdBetF-pM3Y4eP1pgNPA", "date": "2011-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TEgJ9qcYZh2lpYnlYyrKRw", "text": "What happened?  I probably wrote one of your first favorable reviews.  The food is still good, especially kale anything, soup and vegan charcuterie but the service--deplorable!  Really.  Would it kill anyone to check in once in awhile?  I was there on a Tuesday night, spent $130 for two people.  Felt like the servers were doing me a favor by bringing me the stalest of bread for sopping up the delicious charcuterie sauces.  Whatever complacency groove you've entered into based on being busy often, I recommend shifting to fixing your service.  On a Tuesday night, you were far from filled.  You could be busting out every single night if you could just train your wait staff.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mZJTnm2zAwHnTPCGEl3hfA", "date": "2012-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tgBbviaK5l_RhfHnF0zuIA", "text": "First time at Gather: good food, but extremely poor service. Unattentive and slow staff.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZDuSWZdlTA5OA9zUZCjtwA", "date": "2012-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tgwTTZUrX6y-JI1uUgYKRQ", "text": "Beautiful fun delicious and healthy", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PHgcL4iY24vZyZ4YarzdDw", "date": "2012-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TpaGo1dR7zHkFbBVEpPpxA", "text": "as a celiac it was nice that they understood no gluten and had tons of options for me. however, when i asked the bartender for a drink suggestion  she seemed annoyed, although finally with much arm twisting recommended the bee sting which was delicious although a bit pricey. then we ordered two waters and got one. finally seated, our waiter was really pushy! he recommended the vegan charcuterie which was delish and also pushed the special fish so hard we caved. but turns out, they ran out of it so he just brought us a different dish without even asking if we'd like to re-order! and it was not tasty! and he made us feel really awkward and in an attempt to make up for it made a huge show of bringing us free dessert...not going back for a while despite the celiac friendly nature which is a rarity.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Xy0TbFu_ZG4fvOo--5f4Nw", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TPSOFTRFYj_Kc6-gREFbOw", "text": "Eugh,  Not good.  Just not good.  Maybe its me, maybe i just ordered the 'wrong' things on the menu, I don't know.  I had the vegan charcuterie platter and the carrot dish that came with a couple of fava beans, a tiny piece of dehydrated kale, and a pepper-onion saute.  Both dishes were a fail for me.  The charcuterie had about 6 different component and they all either fell flat or were plan gross. The only one i liked was a curry lentil dish and also the bread that came with the dish.  The carrot entree had this...smear? of grainy black stuff that reminded me of sandy tar, it was gross.  The carrots were also way too vinegary.  The pepper onion saute was good though. \nBased on my experience here, I would give it a 1 star rating, but I went here with a group of 7 people and they all enjoyed what they had.  The pizzas looked particularly tasty. So I'll give this place another shot...once i recover from this meal...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wzzmDZgDLsPd4eC5JvSrMw", "date": "2011-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "trw7BeTC-Daw74Y69pvmAg", "text": "Revision to my review:  my review was based on the information provided to me by Gather employees at the time of my meal. They have since contacted me to inform me that they still offer table service for dinner and weekend brunch, but neither the bar tender, cashier, nor manager bothered to mention that to me when I expressed my disappointment to them. So I will probably go back to Gather for dinner or weekend brunch when they have table service; however, my review stands for their new lunch time weekday format...\n\nDisperse! Disperse!\n\nFor those of you that have been to Gather before (I had been several times and enjoyed all experiences), I regret to inform you that as of Monday, April 5, Gather has decided to do away with table service.  Yep, you read right....now you get to stand in line for 15 minutes to order your $30 plus meal.  Such a shame.  If I want to take a number and grab a seat I will go next door to Cancuns for $10 from now on. \n\nGather's menu provokes thought and bodes questions, when you're standing in line waiting to order your food, you don't have time to ask all of those questions...drinks?  The bar tender doesn't have a till, go stand in line for 15 minutes to get your drink and if you're ordering more than1 alcoholic beverage, you better make sure both people are in line, or the ever so friendly manager will come find that person to make sure.  Want a refill on your iced tea ?  Go stand in line for 15 minutes and pay for it....no free refills at Gather.\n\nShame on Gather. This was a great restaurant with delightful service people.  The food's still great, but this order at the counter and take a number format : \n1. Degrades your intelligent wait staff to cashier button pushing monkeys and reduces their income (Counter tips are never the same as table-service tips);\n2.    Means people are going to order fewer drinks and less food if they have to stand in line every time they need something else (duh!);\n3. and turns off those of us that used to enjoy Gather's ambience and professional servers.\n\nSure the foods still good, but I would rather walk down the street to 5, or Corso, or Cioccolata Di Vino and pay the same price, get food that's just as good and as sustainable, and have delightfull wait staff bring it to me. \n\nNo more Gather for me unless they go back to table service.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2ErnC4V1NUOrT5GEEFJHvA", "date": "2010-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tt0b92tBMvipXckcPGuRzQ", "text": "I went to Gather for the first time a couple of weeks ago and it was a really good experience.  They have a good selection of vegetarian and vegan options as well as carnivorous options.  Their food is made from organic and local grown products.  The atmosphere is very comfortable and inviting.  The restaurant is conveniently located next to Cal so I'm assuming they have a huge amount of college student diners. \n\nBeware, dowtown Berkeley is notorious for limited parking options.  Gather was well worth the 5 time loop around the city blocks for a parking space.  I was not disappointed with the food, ambiance, and service.   I will be going back to this restaurant soon again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bGQfyGvdBALbgYGThx7YVQ", "date": "2010-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tx_040AbbQKrOgZyVg2jMQ", "text": "I've been back to this place several times since my first review with groups & it seems they've worked out some of the service issues they had in the beginning. The food is pretty good, but I still think the place is a bit over-hyped. It's good & but it's not Chez Panisse. I also don't really love the whole \"Hey Friends\" talk from the waiter. How are we friends when neither of us know each other's names? Although calling me your friend is better than the total disdain I got the first time I came. Haven't seen the waiter or hostess I saw the first time I came on following visits, so maybe they got the boot ... Anyway the food and service are good & I love the wine on tap & complimentary sparkling water.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v187fM_dapywqsq9nR74vQ", "date": "2012-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Txgqx1msl32D9L8jMDNalw", "text": "It was our first time at Gather but we had seen it being built from the ground up. I'm so glad we were able to finally visit!\n\nVery good beer on tap AND I love that they used local ingredients. I will be coming here again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3xw1nCf65TntM3u1PNvEtw", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TYLxdNFuszbS3ngvlqLUCg", "text": "Anything you get here is great, but I especially like the seasonal scrambles, service is wonderful and definitely ask to see the source book.\n4 stars for the price; wish I could go here more often but we always spend lots of money here as the food is SO good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3uKJ_m6YPVwVjycM7689yg", "date": "2011-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U7OfeMjlCItJuMB6iCWmzQ", "text": "Didn't quite understand the menu so I just ordered the porchetta sandwich , best sandwich I had!  My husband had the sausage sandwich, had a taste of it and it was very good as well!  Cousin had the farm egg pizza, it was good too!  It is a little pricey but well worth it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YTkSdmMbEYeMwqGkuKh2Wg", "date": "2011-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UeP276lUkVsTriPPsJr91g", "text": "The food at Gather is indeed good, but not great. The price reflects the quality of ingredients, but not the taste of the dish. I've had the spicy pulled pork sandwich and the sausage pizza. The meat in the sandwich was tasty, tender, and well cooked, but it was nothing fantastic. Although the pizza was good as well, it came with a lot of grease on it which I did not like.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OP3Ez-t0TpUDhvyboLH87Q", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ugFcS4-Hm9O9cwy6rSDCxQ", "text": "This place is seriously work exploring, and worth the attention.  \n\nSince there is no clear bible for sustainability, and so there are many creeds that the stunningly smart chef and kitchen at GATHER combine.  On the one hand, fantastic vegan plates with cashew and parsnip sauces that tantalize over watermelon radishes and fried tofu skin, or drizzled about elegant and sustainable leafy greens, with brave ventures into the 'whole animal' world.  In a restrained but nicely designed decor of recycled goods it is no surprise that sustainability is the ethos:  sure, you're sitting on benches made of recycled leather belts, so why not combine different notions of re-use.  But the neatest part of this hotspot seems to us to be how these credos of sustainability are combined:  there is even some harmony in having fatty pig's head meat works with low-cal vegetables, we discovered with surprise, and is even fun, as are the three or four vegan courses, including vegan pizza of caulifower and parsnip .  But you could easily do a fully carnivorous set of options.  And I loved that the head cheese (made by the restaurant's own kitchen) with the greens--even if we had to order more greens after this tasty appetizer special had been eaten save for two more strips of head cheese.  \n\nSuch warmly catholic sustainability--world ethos trumping food ethos; as it were, place trumping eating rules; credos reworked to fashion food design--works to amplify diversity among the dishes that Gather served.  As the short wine list might seem limited but seemed much more than satisfactory to us, the range of dishes was much much greater than we thought even after we looked at the menu.  And this serves to make eating out a lot of fun indeed, not to be missed.\n\nSo I'd strongly disagree that it is suited only to vegans; it is no spartan Moosewood-like dining experience.  Sure, they're not cooking more than they can serve, but there are rices worth unpacking in that menu.  Just start with the vegan charcuterie to get a sense of the breadth to be made in the vegan world, then look for the surprises. And make friends with your server if the menu seems foreign--they've got plenty to suggest.  Sure, if you want a steak frites there are other places to go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iXkfzGmhsqi7XS31dPLn_Q", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uHO8BvuK6o9nb2KRV1QQFA", "text": "Great service, even when they're about to close! The food is good, but expensive. I had the Prather Ranch Burger, which was very good. The fries were also tasty, but had way too much salt. I also had a Hibiscus-Jasmine soda, which was great as well. For dessert I had the chocolate hazelnut cake, which was good but all the  salt seemed to be concentrated in one part of the cake. Gross! \n\nThe decor is nice. This is also one of those places that presents their food very nicely, which I am a sucker for even though it's not really needed. \n\nSo in general, expensive, but probably worth it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qnXHKdDFaPZ3PwygllYk8w", "date": "2012-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uI2jByZ0uhDqfbrexGD6EQ", "text": "Really good dinner there last night. The only mix up was with bringing out food on time; the table of 6 that ordered after us got their food before us, but the server aknowleged the mix up, brought us some bread, apologized and then they comped us our dessert.\nVegan charcuterie: YUM, even my hubby the carnivore loved it. The only miss was the eggplant \"brandade\", which had a paste-like texture was sort of lacking in flavor. Everything else was very good.\nI had the seared pork belly with some sort of beans and I needed to ask for salt for it: it was very good, but not stellar.\nThe stir fried green beans with chili sauce and cashews were delicious, but the beans themselves were OVERCOOKED!!\nThey are getting that 4th star for the following: focusing on local, organic and sustainable food; offering not only vegan AND meat dishes, but also gluten free options and the fact that they have a cute cocktail menu in addition to wine & beer.\nDessert was also very good: i loved seeing trifle on the menu and GF options there, too. AND good coffee. We'll be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3ccZPWN-vzdzlQrkw7Joyg", "date": "2010-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uKAILtDsOydxEBHZJXl6Dg", "text": "I have been to Gather twice now and both times I had the most AMAZING pizza ever!!! It really rivals Pizzaiolo (Oakland), Delfina (San Fran), Pizzetta 211 (San Fran), A 16 (San Fran), etc. The ingredients are fresh and unique, the crust is thin and crisp - it's just delicious. This past time, I ventured to other parts of the menu and tried one of their vegetarian dishes. I'm not a veg, but I DID NOT miss the meat! My mother and I had an artichoke dish with fava beans, the featured ingredient of the week. Wow! I have never had such sweet, flavor-popping fava beans before in my life. Nice atmosphere, attentive servers, and fantastic food! Can't ask for much more!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xfukrNuogDk8Z0wXW0Ovgw", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uKnrWQGZIa90b7xX2jIxSw", "text": "hit-or-miss\n\nI have had one of the best meals ever here and I have also had a nearly inedible dish. I must be due to the seasonable faire.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yoFBzDGDRUsh2wimLyB2Mg", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ul71N_1c2Z3NiHm9eDr1Ow", "text": "we caught lunch here and it was great. the vegan cheese has a great texture. I had the vegan pizza (im not a fan of olives, but this was great. would have been almost perfect with some cracked pepper. I found it a little salty) and the idiot i was with had some chicken sausage/egg/potato dish. we were both super pleased with what we ordered, had a great lunch and left happy. his \"eggs were perfect\" which is a huge compliment.\n\nthe decor is really adorable, effort went into it and it shows. the staff was attentive but not overbearing and as a whole was very delightful. \n\n\nI will be returning for a dinner in the near future.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "40dZRIijLpjEZ_t-PC_FLw", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uMuowA2NJPDPdBMgcxUzbg", "text": "I have to agree with some of the reviewers that this place IS a bit pretentious. I ordered some cruciferous vegetable soup which they have an uncommon name for which begs for an explantation from the server. When they tell you what it is, you feel a little stupid for asking. Having said that...the soup was absolutely fantastic. A little pricey for a bowl of soup with NO bread or crackers for $8.00 but it really was gastronomically satisfying. After the server took my order, I never saw him again...but no matter. The bartender, Ryan, was ever so polite and attentive, I never missed the other server. Also, another server/kitchen person came over to ask if I wanted anything else and again, was ever so attentive. I felt so welcomed by them. I then ordered the Semifreddo which is poached peaches with goat milk ice cream....DIVINE! Very satisfying meal, if you can call soup and dessert a meal! LOL! I would definitely go back for a proper dinner some time but would reserve this place for a special occasion rather than just getting something on the run. It is little on the pricey side, at least for me, to be going there casually.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jCVCVqNp5oZgmNSBsNP2mQ", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UPvqdizilL0i5oxkUMHOYw", "text": "As a vegetarian, I enjoyed eating there and my husband a meet eater also enjoyed it.  Interesting yet satisfying food, fair price, nice atmosphere.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "16rB2sz2Hy-BUdLLb21RtQ", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uqs7r8Vl0DL9xdmUINTSjQ", "text": "I've eaten here three times in past six months and always had a delicious meal.  There is a \"precious\" quality to the menu and a bit of self-righteousness to the local sourcing canon, but the results are amazing.  The waitstaff is friendly and not at all pretentious.  They are very helpful with suggestions for pre-theatre meals and always suggest an appropriate amount of food for plate sharing.  Even so, once you have a glass of wine or two, this is an expensive restaurant for a quick meal, and isn't comfortable enough to make you want to linger.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xbYY5g9sbxVkyT8ABYWQ7Q", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UQvzcHpYKTfzH5eaWNqNFg", "text": "i went there a day or too ago and it tasted really bad was exspensive and really cramped. u would think they would hire people who could speak proper english, we had a hosteses that i think was german or whatever and she was terrible ever time she came to the table there was a smell like of a wet dog or someone who hasent taken a shower. also you couldent understand what she was saying and took for ever to bring the water and food. i wouldent reccomend this place", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qho0KCRVdDnmSGhZf3qmjQ", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uRXR0IraGugRDHWsyAxSNg", "text": "Just go! Awesome everything and the Chef, Sean Baker, is VERY passionate about what he does and that is obvious in all the food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F_nlGxsuI7VeBOzcpTWjgw", "date": "2011-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UTHe9DstcJaG_h8WYnDc6Q", "text": "My boyfriend is friends with the Chef here and said we HAD to try it. So happy we did, it was an amazing experience with such incredible, well-executed and delicious food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OkZYc_duo4fuIURB9wSQxw", "date": "2012-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UtzEaPg55zw27a6zO0uxGQ", "text": "October, 6 I was going to a  Madona concert with one of my girl friends and her husband recommended to eat at Gather. I ordered a lobster meat ball that was vegetarian. OMG, the food was excellent. I still have the taste of the food in my mouth from a week ago. The staff was friendly. The rstaurant twas packed though, but did not take long to serve us. The dessert was wonderfull!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9fMogxnnd0m9_FKSi-4AoQ", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uvMVEteHLn51D-R-wON0tA", "text": "little gem salad - nuff said. i can't say enough praise about this delectable appetizer. it'll make you frown upon every other salad you come across...kind of. one downside is that i believe this salad is provided only on the lunch menu - but it's been a little bit since i've last been to gather so i could be wrong\n\ntheir pizzas are really good too. when it comes out, you might question whether the dish will fill you up, but my friend and i shared a salad and pizza, and to be honest, it took some effort to finish it all.\n\nother misc things -\nit gets crowded during dinner, so you either need a reservation well in advance or you should be willing to be seated at the bar area. they have hooks underneath the bar table for the ladies' purses, but they're small so don't try to hang your coat there like i saw one woman do - pls, let's not get ridiculous.\n\nyou can order straight from the dinner menu at the bar area - the bartenders will serve you right then and there. speaking of bartenders, they're really friendly and provide great service and offer good drink suggestions, so props.\n\nthere is an outside seating area (with heated lamps) but i have yet to experience it.\n\none potential caveat - \ntables alongside the walls are closely packed together, so be prepared to get comfortable and inadvertently share conversation with your immediate neighbors. claustrophobes, beware.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JzrsqC2KJB_iL53RcIEKGw", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uvNCa-TJQMsmjrxQi9kMAA", "text": "fancy. foams. delicious. get to taste a bit of everything. bit too fancy for kids.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_E1aAQ0Yrf0QHGkiG5oqlQ", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V7u_oasbaFJcmqZPCIulxw", "text": "My husband and I have been wanting to try Gather for quite some time, and had heard a lot of good things about it, so with all the hype it was quite a disappointment to discover that Gather is, well, a disappointment.\n\nFirst of all, I will say one good thing: the atmosphere is pleasant and the restaurant is attractive, which is what I noticed when I walked in - but unfortunately, it all went downhill from there. \n\nOur waiter was very pushy and I felt like he wanted to dictate to us what to eat. I enjoy having suggestions from a knowledgeable waiter, but this was a little too much - he recommended the vegan charcuterie, then asked us at least twice if we wanted to order it. When we declined and opted instead for a kale salad, squash blossoms, and a pizza, and specified that we wanted three courses in that order, he told us that the kale would be great with the pizza and we should have them together. Um...no thanks, we'll just have what we ordered.\n\nWe each ordered a glass of wine and it took at least 30 minutes for both of us to get the correct one - they brought me the wrong glass, then disappeared for 15 minutes. My husband didn't get his until we were already on our second course, and we didn't get any apology or acknowledgment of the mistake.\n\nOnto the food. The kale salad was very salty. The squash blossoms were okay, but everyone is making squash blossoms these days so I think if you're going to do them you have to do something to set yourself apart. They were also quite salty (they seemed to have the same dressing as the kale salad) but otherwise lacking in flavor. The pizza was probably the best part of our meal, but that's only because there was nothing notably bad about it. It was fine. After that unimpressive start, we did not order dessert.\n\nI like to eat out, and I like fresh, organic, local ingredients, and I live in Berkeley, so a certain level of pretension is sort of inevitable. I can deal with it, especially if the pretension is backed up by great food. That was not the case at Gather. High prices, pushy waiters, and mediocre food. No thanks. I think that Camino is going for a similar idea, but they do it much better.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lZdNIkZkCzAaQUcSx2F3Lg", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vaAGMf4JKnKbFugBaxd4Fw", "text": "The food here was absolutely wonderful. yummmmyyyy\n\nI ordered the Burger and fries ( random for a nice place, I know). But really it was perfect. The meat was cooked exactly the way I wanted and the fries were SO good!! So good in fact that someone at our table ordered a side of them. My only complaint is that the options on the menu are very limited and if you're a meat eater you have like only 3 choices.  Also I did have to salt the Burger but I do love strong flavor. It was a really nice atmosphere and good food.\n\nWe went for a graduation dinner and it was perfect.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vb5iwf8CS9p--b-4X6uiTg", "text": "3.5 stars\n\nThis review is for breakfast. \n\nTheir scramble was delicious including their potatoes. We also had the cornmeal pancakes- thing exciting about them. \n\nCoffee was good- so was their cappuccino. \n\nService was ok, it's a hit or miss in this place with service. Last week we had the best waiter ever , Rafael, if you are reading this, you are AMAZING!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-q9jkq3Su5t6_GvZs88MXA", "date": "2012-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VbuGodn8Sdzg2cDvpPehsw", "text": "As many others mentioned, the service here is lacking.  At lunch today we were one of two other parties on the patio.  We ordered soup and sandwiches and then watched the patio fill up with other diners.  All the orders for other diners who arrived well after us were coming out so finally I asked where our food was and the server seemed perplexed by this.  No apologies were offered.  How hard is it to bring out soup?\n\nThe bill was $20 per person with tip.  I'm all for quality ingredients and willing to pay extra for seasonal, organic food but the overall experience and taste has got to be worth it.\n\nI'm surprised that the management hasn't addressed the poor service with all the reviews mentioning this issue.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WwW7eJ9shHRAqcztnZpU_A", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vBW3nMYXDaAc_M1Mvbm5zw", "text": "1x Brunch, 1x Lunch, 1x Dinner.   Consistently great food.  Standout dessert -- some chocolate/alcohol dessert drink  -- so good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z_QvmB_jAgmiQK5qoktYNA", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "velmIuEaz2AHr3YT-fAwAA", "text": "I was fortunate enough to be treated to a business lunch here recently, and it was scrumptious!  \n\nSome of the best pizza crust I've ever eaten, and I'm obsessed with all things bread, so I don't say this lightly.  Golden and crispy on the outside yet wonderfully chewy on the inside.\n\nThe burrata salad was superb: well-plated, flavors perfectly balanced, and the freshness of the ingredients just shone through.  \n\nService was attentive and friendly but not overly so, and the staff was  perfectly willing to handle some special requests from our party, and did so with ease.  \n\nI wish I could come here more often, but my budget won't allow it.  Still, this is a great restaurant, and I'm very glad it's here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E3or7Vb-Q6uQBYgx9Wx2uw", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vFzwnL7N5EKA9xNI-786hw", "text": "This place has been over-reviewed already - but I had to write anyways.\n\nThere aren't many all-organic restaurants with reasonable prices and excellent food that I know.  The care put into the food and the restaurant itself was pretty amazing.  From the funiture made of salvaged wood to the funny food-related far side cartoons in the restrooms - a lot of thought went into this place.\n\nI had to get on the band-wagon and order a vegan charcuterie plate like everyone at the surrounding tables were doing.  It was all that it was cracked up to be.  6 different veges dishes each with it's own distinctive sauce from what I remember:\n\n- chickpea cakes on something like lemon sabayon\n- beets (red & golden) with carrots and pistachio pesto \n- jerusalem artichoke with a meaty mushroom in an earthy brown sauce\n- bok choy and peas on something like creme fresh\n- abalone and oyster mushrooms on some tangy sauce\n\nAnother memorable thing was almond cake on meyer lemon curd for dessert.\n\nI think this is a nouveau version of Chez Panisse or perhaps it's better.  There's no complicated souffle or squab on the menu but I like the concept of an organic place striving to keep food somewhat simple and affordable vs. fussy and expensive.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NuNXlxuXARLd_IsIt4OeEA", "date": "2010-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vHpRepumE1VpiVQwkTJFBg", "text": "Fabulous, creative menu.  Perfect service.  Marvelous cocktail concoctions.  I seriously love this place.  We had a 9 PM reservation, but showed up at 7 and were seated by 7:10.   \nWe had the vegan pizza with capers and chili sauce as an appetizer--really fun flavors and delectable crust.  My bf had the burger which was wonderfully medium rare and came with the most perfect fries.   Other dishes ordered were the kale salad and the bibb lettuce salad--yum!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "604OrdC4oiaWQQWQ6rgTDw", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VJTfD0a01ciWIkktsA75lA", "text": "I found Gather's food to be absolutely delicious. For starter, my wife wanted to try the asparagus appetizer.... I dislike asparagus:-(... However, this dish was tasty.  This asparagus is picked daily each morning in Santa Cruz and brought to Gather each afternoon.  If my mom would have seen me eat that asparagus.  Wow!\n\nThe portions are quite small but the flavor is definitely delightful.  And for me it's always nice to venture out and try something new.  This place is not about huge portions or meat and although the prices may be high for some, the money is in the unique flavors.  The vegan \"charcuterie\" plate is like art and you've just got to try all the little delights of this dish.\n\nGather is in Berkeley which is the perfect spot for this kind of restaurant.  This is no place to take a country boy after a long day on the farm for a medium rare steak and baked potato, but it's a must try for exotic vegan dishes with a few \"carnivore\" options.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0avNCFHux1uajVaNqvpm4A", "date": "2011-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vlYcgUTbva7jpl90wutL5Q", "text": "Order the vegan charcuterie. Very innovative, great flavors and interesting combinations of ingredients- worth the experience. Vegetarian mains also delicious. \nspicy tomato cashew pizza was decent, but a bit odd. Cocktails were good. \nDownside: For this price-point, except flawless service and clean facilities. Unfortunately both lacking.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XQq2QM-ap6cRuXHCK_bUzg", "date": "2012-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VM-9XbroStNa7pWY0Buahw", "text": "Loved it! As soon as my friend and I sat down, we were asked if we would like complimentary sparkling water or flat water. We chose the sparkling water and it was delicious. I think they carbonated purified water. Loved the service, loved the food. I had pizza with halibut, potatoes, and capers (I think they were capers). Quiet enough to hear your dinner companion, but buzzing enough to feel the place is alive.  Food is eco-friendly. Will definitely go back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KvSY5ZnjJIenW68BXc2N5g", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vMpPeteXNZLlGJ349N7bIA", "text": "Possibly one of the BEST burgers I've ever had. Nothing else seemed appetizing to me but that burger was legit.\n\nSuper packed; make reservations.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xox2oOfYy61UT0b0eLgI1A", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vNp7G3YT-5QlxQrK4AkkeQ", "text": "I've been here for dinner multiple times and never been dissapointed. Yesterday I went for brunch yesterday for the first time and it was amazing yet again. We shared the Rapini Mushroom Scramble and the Bacon and Egg Pizza. My mouth is literally watering thinking about it. \n\nI would eat here everday if my budget allowed it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RXZ5hDAMAqIzDHXcJzE3-w", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VQdCAufQ65FktjP7GRnS3g", "text": "I love the way they create food with simple, local ingredients.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YIQU0EjQ7ZCrG-EyRaYbwQ", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vReHZ86RodFh_Op6QRe37A", "text": "I came here on a Sunday night for dinner, and was pleasantly surprised by the quality/yumminess of the food. I ordered the kale/pinenut salad and spicy tomato pizza, both of which were original and flavorful. I especially enjoyed the kale salad dressing - it was tart and complimented the kale and pinenuts perfectly. \nI liked the \"openness\" of the floor plan, and the restaurant is designed so that you can see the chefs and entire kitchen area. \nOur server was very attentive, and the food arrived with impeccable timing.\nOverall,  I had an excellent experience and look forward to going back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wq6TEvjGt88jl4CAdiDiNg", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VroabnTLupx7zk8fd94cJQ", "text": "This would be the perfect place to take a vegan or vegetarian friend. All their menu options are organic and sustainably grown; you really feel good about eating at this place. My friend and I came here for lunch and had the pizza and pasta with the pomegranate tea. I really enjoyed their house tea -- very refreshing and light. The pizza we shared was also very good especially for something with no meat! \n\nIt's a huge place, so good for groups. Inside is woody and homey feeling. I would definitely come back here again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o-NPgmrcihUoE0afXAmoPg", "date": "2011-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-VWcXbhzJodV9_BKTN37pA", "text": "Gather was almost too much delicious to handle. I shared my dishes with my party to make sure I was able to eat everything within my reach, and couldn't get enough of anything I got my hands on. We came for brunch and had iced tea and coffee to drink, both delicious and unique in their own special ways. The coffee was from Thanksgiving Coffee Company: fair trade, possibly organic, and absolutely fantastic; just how I like it. We enjoyed some veggie scramble with this toast that had a goat cream cheese-like topping that I wanted to scarf down but knew if I did I couldn't fit anything else into my fist-sized internal food storage unit. I had the mushroom pizza, which I liked but most of my attraction was to the crust so I'm excited to try a different pizza next time. We had the lentils side dish, a must for any bruncher. I also tried the beet salad, which had plenty of chicory and nuts to complement the late fall/early winter season. The server knew what was in just about every dish and knew exactly when we needed him and when we didn't. I can't wait to return to Gather for another fantastic experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VYXOtlwVd5pQQeLGCPhXOw", "date": "2010-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vWQOJEKuDOyeugSokyFB4w", "text": "WOW: Bloody Mary and Brunch Pizza\n\nReally. Really. Good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-R5WOvSU0CEnMX61fscG8g", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vZHk7GsV0iGCrDUAgvFXfg", "text": "Just went again for dinner last night and had a great time!\n\nThe reason for 4 stars and not 5 are:\nFirst batch of pisco sours were a little too limey.\nThere was a really long wait (20 mins) before ordering and getting any food - considering we were a 9pm reservation and the restaurant was emptying out I wasn't expecting this.\nThe vegan charcuterie had a hair in it - which came out mid bite. The reason they're not losing more stars for this is because when we made out server aware she handled it EXCELLENTLY.\n\nSo, for the food, the second vegan charcuterie we got was delicious! Black trumpet was our favourite, the cauliflower one was a close second. I really enjoyed the carrots but hubby didn't - he thought it was a little too bland, I like because of its naturalness. The citrus one was yum too.\n\nWe also split the herring appetizer; really huge portion and excellently cooked.\n\nThe pancetta pizza was also delicious. I love the little dough knots in the crust. Pizza really was flavorful. I don't typically order pizza when I'm out, I feel it's a dish that's hard to be wowed by, but this one wowed me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SE12F7KiHtaTLxNBBsIPvg", "date": "2012-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w27v4wIKTiwrAlajeZopow", "text": "Just had dinner at Gather with my family and had a GREAT experience!! I ordered the vegan spicy tomato pizza and it was so yummy! Even the meat-lovers at the table thought it was really good. We got the kale salad and the mixed greens salad and both were really tasty and good sized portions. The strawberry lemon sorbet we had for dessert was also delicious! Can't wait to go back soon!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_aKxbw4JTdY2EuB0UkK-8w", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w3ssymA-25-SSEuSVdUudQ", "text": "The food at Gather all tastes delicious, but not quite delicious enough to fully justify the price.The Vegan charcuterie was about as confusing a plate as I have ever encountered, with something like six different combinations of items, none of them readily identifiable, or labeled in any significant way. The expensive carrot dish tasted amazing, but left me wanting more. The green garlic pizza was fantastic, the crust was thin and charred just the right amount, and the garlic had mellowed in the fire and merged with the cheese in a giant bout of deliciousness. \n\nI had a great time, but I spent more than I felt I should, and wasn't entirely satisfied when I left.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pCGhLbFA8Q2N_LypEOdHcw", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w5KwxQ2D2fJOjdO72HZVMw", "text": "Delicious, fresh, local, sustainable, and did I mention delicious?\n\nThe housemade boar sausage was excellent.  The burger and fries stupendous.  And that is one hell of a ginger beer.\n\nWell done, Ari & Eric.  This place is a winner.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0D5WmoI0xv-t8PTDwhluhg", "date": "2010-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WcL5y2l7D_Rq4r2Pw1c0oA", "text": "First time here. Yay. It's nicely lit, live that we just walked in, got on the list and chilled at the bar while we waited. Food is simple, veggie heavy, interesting pizzas and yummy fish and foul.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DQRuWfDDLZV8Boj16By3LA", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-wetani-bsPjTVaiTSaxaw", "text": "Go for the drinks, eat if you're hungry.\n\nI've been to Gather twice, and I really wanted to like it but came away underwhelmed with the food both times.  The drinks are a different story - tasty, strong, and well made.  \nThe first time I had the burger - the grill must have been too hot because I ordered it medium and it came to me blackened on the outside and a little underdone in the middle.  Though I will say that the fries and aioli were good.  \nAs that was the first month they were open, I decided to give them a second try this weekend.  I ordered a saffron mushroom stew, with came with a poached egg on top.  The stew was tasty and and the egg nicely done, but the mushrooms were rubbery which means they overcooked them.  Plus the italian butter beans, which the menu said the stew would contain, were completely missing.  Overall, it was fine, and I had no problem eating the entire dish, but given that it was the most expensive thing on the menu ($20 for stew!!!), I expect better.\n\nOverall, given that you pay a premium to eat or drink at Gather, I feel that what you get needs to live up to that premium.  The drinks do the job, the food, not so much.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0wro5Zl71DdVz6pbhSR7YA", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wf8BsyQU7GhAIhKi089XOw", "text": "Pretty good stuff! I like the mix of hard-core vegan recipes (with lots of fake things like \"ricotta\" and \"ice cream\" in scare quotes) and absolutely meaty dishes. There's not a lot of in-between.\n\nEverything was tasty, with pretty good value. Chicken-fried kabocha squash, ordered because it's a hilarious concept, was in fact hilarious, and tasty, on the plate although if they could find a way to make it crispy...\n\nThe sound track was pretty bad - like a baby boomer college reunion. I think I heard 'Brown-eyed Girl' and 'Do You Love Me (Now That I Can Dance)'. And sure, it's Berkeley, it's a boomer-heavy crowd, but it's also right on campus so there are younger people eating as well. Please improve this!\n\nI love hearing prices with the specials (instead of having to ask, or guess, or be surprised later), and I love free in-house sparkling water. Defining vitellone as \"pasture raised young cow\" is a stretch. Again, I know it's Berkeley, but it's veal, and it's okay to eat it if it wasn't raised in torment (and it sounded really good, but we weren't feeling super meaty that night so I can't review it)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M8ZleqEPZWfxWXxZR0lJ2Q", "date": "2010-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WGyNgq-fSQXhj7Ib9h5FzQ", "text": "came here before a play at the rep\n\nthe star of dinner was definitely the nettle thin crust pizza, with and without pancetta\nthe lobster meatball tasted like falafel which i normally enjoy but i not in lobster form\nthe salmon crudo appetizer was tiny! but tasty. whereas the pork belly appetizer was huge and heavy - could have been an entree itself\nKale salad was good, not bitter\nSea bass special was a bit bland", "stars": 4, "user_id": "isSlR0cY7PhXUbuRI8qwvA", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wji6jVBldnaBWNnGZAU7pg", "text": "If I was famous and could afford eating food like this at every meal, I would.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MA1ej6U1-uMK-8SoRPXhOA", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WrC8OfrmSxcYpRKEJ-TUZQ", "text": "So many reviews, I'll keep it simple...\n\nPros: Bright, beautiful, and tasty food. A great option for a meal if you need to find a place that will satisfy a vegan, vegetarian, pescetarian, and gluten-free eater...also works for someone who eats everything and just like good food.  \n\nCons: Beautiful space with 3 distinct areas: outdoor patio, bar, and main dining room....but fairly noisy and crowded. Not a huge consideration since the food is good, but something to consider if you need a quieter place to eat depending on the occasion.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2nX20IeN6KIEffjuZpPprA", "date": "2011-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WuDBCt73bvxXMdx7Ju6cgQ", "text": "I would like to thank the evil genius behind the menu who decided to combine pizza with runny egg yolk. I wasn't huge on their popular sampler appetizer but their pizza and beer selections are superb.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CB5ogb0l1oCBxh5TdhQevA", "date": "2012-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wYjeRev6KzeFJsYf5G_iuw", "text": "Love, love, love this place!  We had the  vegan charcuterie, kale salad, and the mussel pizza.  All of it was super tasty and good sized portions.  I believe the beverage I had was a Bee Sting which had just the right amount of honey and booze.   I don't recall being shocked by the bill either.\n\nGoing back again soon even though it is quite out of the way for a SF person BARTing about.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P2INj0-93M9SvWVsDKaE4g", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x4hBf6rpwfQ2XyoUXltQbg", "text": "Their food had the makings of excellence: emphasis on fresh ingredients, creative pairings.  However, the food was over-oiled and over-salted.  I found it unpleasant and needed a lot of water to get it down.  The food was tantalizingly close to 5 stars but ended up unpalatable because they overdid the oil and salt.  I couldn't manage to eat a full meal.  The dessert was likewise over-sweet.\n\nBasically, I'd describe it as a bad version of the food served at Plant.  They're going for the same thing, but Gather drowns the food's flavor out.\n\nMy thought is that perhaps they are targeting a crowd that is unaccustomed to eating vegetarian food, so they overdo the oil/salt on the vegetarian food to appeal to people who otherwise would dislike the absence of meat.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NkV0N8p7a5l-q0gNxK7Nmg", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x97QgDr9W36vt0ZmetoZbg", "text": "Just barely 5 stars, but we did really love all of our dishes.  The wine was just OK.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Y0l6RTsxiaA1fXPhhC-1bg", "date": "2012-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xAYHA__zziKfSohqIObhSQ", "text": "A welcome addition to the Berkeley restaurant options. My husband and I enjoy coming here when we are going to Berkeley Rep. This is a \"cool\" but sophisticated option  and fun for us as we come from San Francisco to the theater.  \nThe food is excellent, really excellent. Vegan charcuterie is so creative, the table next to us got a pizza that looked delicious and they were very happy about it.  We have eaten here 3 times and have never been disappointed with anything we ordered. \nI agree with some of the other reviews that they are working out the kinks of the service (getting water to our table has been slow but that was it), we always come on the early side too --maybe don't visit at the most crowded times.\nLooking forward to returning and trying more of the dishes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZL7vgFEofhboGQYca4tPMw", "date": "2010-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xEhym7pLtvTj3Dl3kk5nMQ", "text": "Came here with my boyfriend and his mother when she was staying in the area. We sat, which started out being really nice, as I was directly under a heat lamp (I feel like a lizard, but I'm most cozy when I have some kind of heat source blasting me) and it was still light enough to see. We ordered a few different appetizers (a salad with roasted vegetables and creme fraiche) and a sausage, and for our entrees the two of them ordered a burger, and I went with half a roasted chicken. Our server seemed a little off - we speculated he was either very new, or just about to quit - just had a strange vibe about him that felt a little frantic, disorganized and awkward. I would feel him hovering over us and then he would place a fork down and just kind of scamper off. The creepiness of it may have been escalated by their biggest issue - as the sun set, it got DARK!!! There was very little (if any) outdoor lighting and it became increasingly difficult to see what we were eating. By the time they brought the salad (that arrived at the same time as our entrees - kind of a bummer and not very well thought out) I couldn't see anything and wouldn't be able to tell you what the hell was in the salad. It became more than an annoyance when I had to try and eat half a chicken in the dark and almost chocked on a bone. Every now and then someone in the building next door would turn a light on, which would help tremendously, but as soon as it would go off, we were stuck experiencing our meal minus one of our senses. \n\nThe food was tasty, nothing blew my mind or was really worth making the trip over here again, but I liked what they were going for. I think once they work out the kinks in their service and overall experience, they'll be worth a second visit.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bUswYIqyNRSEvjXDACRg6w", "date": "2011-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xfmZjnvg7vXlayK8bnYwwQ", "text": "The waitress on this most recent visit was fantastic. She totally redeemed the last star that I needed to give this place. Everything here is absolutely excellent. The unique flavors just blow me away. It's definitely more pricey than your average joint. My girlfriend and I walked away spending $80 between the two of us and the portions are not large enough to take anything home. That won't stop me from coming here again... And again... and again. The menu constantly changes and it's very seasonal. Damn, how I wish I lived in the bay area again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H4ghszv-9xHWO_SJPRxvxA", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XHshU0HJe-__7aVpnoVU9A", "text": "You wouldn't know it from my indulgent habits but I feel very strongly about eating healthy and organic. If you feel this way then Gather is the spot for you!\n\nGather is located in Berkeley right across from campus for those not in the \"know\" CAL Berkeley campus. It's a block or so up from Shattuck so it's close to the energy of the Ave yet far enough away from the bananas of it all and plenty of parking. \n\nI've yet to eat in the main dining room, and that could be because I don't like making reservations. I always gravitate to the back to sit and eat at the bar.  It feels alive with a low roar of energy back there like we have a private party going on. \n\nMy server Carter was a cool guy, I wasn't the only one there but it seems like we were talking about everything.  So here's the great thing about Gather \"guiltless eating\". I ordered the Prather Ranch burger - (Sierra Nevada cheddar, aioli, caramelized shallot-tomato sauce, fries with bacon) And what I mean by guiltless is the meat is grass fed and treated humanely. Good for me, good for them.  \n\nMy dinner was delicious, the burger was juicy and the fresh flavors of the bacon with the cheese and the fresh bun exploded with flavor until the very last bite. \n\nHere's the bad thing about eating at Gather, after eating there you know what good, fresh, healthy organic food is supposed to taste like and then going somewhere else you can taste the difference.  \n\nGreat energy, lighting, people and location. I feel the price is reasonable for the taste and the way in which the food has been raised and prepared; not to mention the restaurants values and green footprint they are awarded for. \n\nI can't wait to return.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dUqWpw3jsPfnhML-zpJa8Q", "date": "2011-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XJ07tELIoM54HMPvChf8pw", "text": "The vegan \"charcuterie\" is to die for.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mdlh7-nJ6QSRbvn6YvZj9A", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xJYU-Q6X_nGzrGiI4svckA", "text": "Well, I have to say it is good, but no woww yeahhh greeeeaaatt, suuper duuper. Now if you expect woww... don't go. Because I sort of regretted the $160 I spent on this invitation for my family (we were 4) as I thought it would be something very special and it was just good.\nI normally don't spend that much on going out for dinner so maybe my expectations about the food and staff were too high, but I wouldn#t go again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ENJkmw--27z06fD0axOjWA", "date": "2011-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XKd6mjotIZNR0mkD6kY5ow", "text": "What I love: the source book. The first and only restaurant I've had the pleasure of dining at where I know exactly who farmed which ingredients. As someone who both cares about the conditions of  work for each and all who make our meals possible, and who's needed to become ssuper mindful of the power of food as medicine as well as its potential to exacerbate chronic symptoms and dis-ease for our collective bodies, other beings and this earth, these lines of accountability and info sharing is so thoroughly appreciated and a breath of relief. \n\nService always has been great, often excellent. I've been here for brunch a few times using a Chinook book coupon, and dinner several times for special occasions. On our last visit I reserved via OpenTable and included an accessibility request that they accommodated with grace and ease.\n\nAccessbility-wise, as mentioned above, they've been super responsive even to a simple note in an online reservation system. It was clear that there was strong team communication to facilitate an easeful meal. The bathrooms are gendered and multople stalls. They might be one of a handful of restaurant bathrooms in the East Bay where I'm not immediately overpowered by exposure to chemical products and lingering fragrance. During the daytime, seating outdoors is great! And dogs are welcome on the patio.\n\nWhy not five stars: while I've always enjoyed my meals here, as have my companions, not each and every meal has been as memorable as those five-star dishes I still remember distinctly in taste, smell, texture, composition, and presentation.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U7ECJZHtipxIz4Bs3SwgbA", "date": "2012-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xN7mSvXJdyMSJhzlE4TgRA", "text": "Caveat one: we've only eaten here once.\nCaveat two: I didn't pay for it.\n\nWeekend night, packed to the rafters, we snagged a last-minute reservation. Although we had to wait a bit longer than our res time, the staff was exceptionally kind about it-- they brought bread for my hungry little nephew to snack on, and offered us water, and were overall apologetic and sweet. Our waiter was very good, attentive but non-intrusive (a tough balance).\n\nMain event: the food was VERY good. I was prepared to roll my eyes at the whole Portlandia/hipster/blackened-soil-with-locally-sourced-foam business...except that it was DELICIOUS, and fun, and really a unique way of approaching and presenting the ingredients. We ate a lot, four entrees and several shared apps, plus desserts. Every dish had something I quite liked about it, and the desserts were surprisingly well-executed and tasty. Also: I was vegetarian for 21 years, but am making up for lost time these days by having meat with everything. Trust me, I have had enough vegan food. That said, the veggie dishes here were excellent and did not feel like an afterthought. Unfortunately I can't recall the wine, but I had something by the glass that was also quite good, a local red. I take my hat off to you, Gather, and apologize for pre-judging. One note, I guess-- I think it's pretty pricey but the atmosphere is more casual, loud, pizzeria vibe than maybe it should be, considering. Just a thought, but overall: great work.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fIgYwCoLg_gSaM07TGQgbA", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XNfa3SC5SUsDDJfrQfgBjg", "text": "Amazing, food and service. I am blown away by the use of vegetables and prices. I might go Vegan if all veggies tasted so wonderful. \n\nI have been there twice in one month. The cardoons are fried but not greasy and perfectly cooked. You have to try the vegen Charcuterie because it is a wonder, a selection of four amazing tastes. The amount of work that goes into this dish astounds me for its reasonable price. \nI could eat the kale salad anytime, it was mouthwatering. \nI've got so much respect for brassicas now that i've had them at Gather. How can a cauliflower taste so good. \nDessert was amazing and we had to have two of the Frozen Pistachio nougat.\n\nWhat gives this restaurant a wow factor is the attention to detail with the little dots of sauces to amplify the flavors of the stars. Go but you need a reservation.\n\nOne last thing I think the service is casual and attentive. The bus folks know their stuff and constantly on hand for any need.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n_fPgOb65OH5TV7pmj9TrA", "date": "2011-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XTr9XVyVE_bbigNS5nWeLA", "text": "The table we were supposed to sit it at took their sweet time with their dessert and coffee. So the hostess threw together a smaller but sufficient table for us instead. I love the recycled decor. Re-used wood tables, old wine bottle lamps, even leather belt upholstered booths! (not as kitchy looking than it sounds). We had three pizzas, a salad, and the Tofu skin Braciole. The braciole was my favorite item. The lentils were just delicious. The roasted mushroom and vegan pizzas were also very good. I can't wait to go back to try the much talked about Vegan \"charcuterie\"!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dUmTPLimEbmrbMuZlkVUBw", "date": "2010-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XUnHsVSm_3Z7ZaXHD5DLGg", "text": "Great wine list and amazing cocktails. Of course, the best part of Gather is the food. The best vegan pizza I've every had! The use a cashew cream base with a spicy tomato sauce and olive tapenade! Wow!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YVxLnGnayTnV0ThQmOzG3Q", "date": "2012-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XV_1_jMrJLl0Xiw1NOFZng", "text": "This is a pretty quintessentially Berkeley place--hipster vibe, organic and locally sourced ingredients, and plenty of vegan options. I've been here four times and thoroughly enjoyed myself each time. \n\n1st visit: Ordered an arugula salad with plum, smoked ham, and molasses dressing, and had the bee sting cocktail (with notes of honey, lemon, and mint). Both were perfect.\n\n2nd: Had their vegan platter, which seems to be a signature dish. I love meat and avoid vegetarian options assiduously, but I thought that Gather was the place to be adventurous. Was richly rewarded by taking this risk. The assortment of mushrooms and other unidentifiable vegetable items is selected and presented with care on a wooden tray.\n\n3rd: Brunch, probably the least impressive meal I've had there, simply because it wasn't as filling. I had some type of walnut French toast that was delicious nevertheless.\n\n4th: I had a perfectly cooked burger with an amber ale that the waitress recommended for me (and it was a spot-on rec). I tried my friend's pear cocktail which was extremely tasty--if nothing else, I'd go back to Gather to try the other cocktails. This time, what stood out to me was the service. A couple of people in our group didn't order food because they had already eaten, and the wait staff was completely cool with it. We then stayed for close to an hour after they had cleared our plates, during which time they were prompt about refilling our water, and they only asked us to leave when a large crowd of people had begun to amass at the front door, and then in the most courteous manner possible.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z2w3mz_zyvPGKVW78A8hRQ", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y6feqdfsDbIgoyzSh5wceA", "text": "Pizza!  On a recent visit, I discovered Gather's pizza, which is maybe the best I've had in the bay area (that's right!).  Completely unexpected, we only ordered it because it looked like every other table had a pizza and the pizza looked good.  Well, it was GREAT!  We also ordered salads and entrees that were good, but really all I remember and all I want when I go back is the pizza.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rMPs2d3Wqzt_72DNrDcQdA", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yAQVh-AByTolOf7fT0uS2g", "text": "Everything I tried was good - vegan charcuterie, dehydrated watermelon that looked like beef jerky, spicy oxtail gnocchi.\nIt felt a tad overpriced though. $16 for a small palmful of gnocchi appetizer? Outrageous.\nThe server seemed uninterested - I was trying to choose between a couple of things, and she didn't offer much in terms of describing the food. Surprising for a place that prides itself on their ingredients.\nLovely decor, tasty food. Chez Panisse Cafe prices, with less decadence.\nGreat place for vegans, and I would probably go back if I was on a cleanse and wanted to indulge.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "88GaRBdRnQuF27fMDelGGA", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yD9eFcuY90woym-XJMRmug", "text": "I came here with my boyfriend back when they only served dinner. We conveniently made reservations on their website. The decor was aesthetically pleasing and the service was overall really great. \n\nWe tried the meat plate for the appetizer. The plate had a nice selection and didn't have too little or too much. We ordered the Duck and the Young Chicken. Presentation was nice and the flavor of the chicken was to die for. The gentleman that sat right next to us also had the Young Chicken. It was funny because once he noticed that I had ordered the same thing, he kindly leaned towards our table and stated that it was the best he's ever had and that I would definitely enjoy every bite of it. And it seems he did, because by the time he left, all you saw were bones. Plus, he was right! I would love to order that dish again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G23Zv3XN_L9WrzpLQM9tMw", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yFb5Ns6wX5Ma8dPQjZPMgA", "text": "Wine list all highly priced. It was the first time in memory that we had wine by the glass because we refused to pay such an  inflated price for a botttle.  That being said, the chicken and the burger were excellent, the service was very good and the atmosphere was lively.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AMqqkZGxl7V7HjsWq9ELKw", "date": "2011-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YG6ie4Cv-M1ugWQDFbk2YA", "text": "I have been back several time since my first review and unfortunately I have to scale it down. Although I love the concept of being local, organic, sustainable, etc. and enjoy the originality of the menu, I have had a few disappointments. First, I find the menu a little too encrypted and hard to decipher for the normal consumer. Most terms actually require that you either have some culinary knowledge or that you grab your dictionary for fear of being disappointed with what will show up on your plate. \nAlso on my last visits, I found that the plates were fairly small, cooked vegetables too fatty, toasts over-burnt. I had braised beluga lentils on my last visit and the dish was way too oily, the brussels sprouts alienly named \"brassicas\" were actually fried, I could not stomach it. \nProteins options are limited to eggs, it would be nice to have some poultry/fish too. I am gluten and dairy-free and there aren't that many options on the menu, especially when it come to desserts. \nI want to keep coming back, so please make the menu more reader-friendly, be lighter on the fats (including pancetta, bacon, etc), don't burn your foods, offer a couple of animal protein options, and be a little more generous. Thanks :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M8jvWJAMoS-DP_L2l4Y73Q", "date": "2011-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yIMDFyos0hEr_yQVwXRiSg", "text": "Gather's innovative menu, excellent ingredients, and hip-but-casual environs makes this my default semi-nice dinner out in Berkeley. \n\nI've enjoyed everything I've tried here: their pizzas (both vegan and nonvegan) are piled with fresh and creative flavors. Their burger was juicy and tender, as promised. I ordered a daily special of cheese-stuffed sweet peppers that was mind-blowing. And the vegan charcuterie was fantastic. I actually felt like there were fewer vegan options than I expected given the hype - not a concern for me personally, but if you're considering this restaurant as a vegan, there may only be a few main items to choose from. However, they will be amazing, and I get the impression that many of the vegetarian dishes can be made vegan if you ask.\n\nGather's mixed drinks are strong, clever, and awesome; there is also housemade soda and local kombucha on tap. Amazing. Who does that? Oh, Gather does. \n\nThey only reserve out half of their tables, leaving plenty of space for walk-ins. Gather is busy most evenings, but even on popular nights, I've never had to wait more than 30 minutes (a great time to flip through their Source Book, by the way). They're also open for lunch, which is less crowded, and the food is just as good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DEtFNQFuUphOVcgD2Kbn6A", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yn-a-eAX-NBFezizQWMQkg", "text": "The staff is... rather pretentious. The food is... rather pretentious. But it IS Berekeley, which I guess makes it acceptable.\n\nThe barbequed young chicken was delicious, the tempura asparagus was outstanding, but I did not care for the full belly potatoes. It left me wanting a little more texture.\n\nI loved the seats against the wall (made of recycled belts). I'll give them three stars for being original ;).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0BypTx7HWe0beJHHXMr9Bw", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YNnDds4ZQhd__pliC6yVeg", "text": "Gather is that perfect kind of neighborhood restaurant that you wish you could patronize every night.  Hell, every morning and afternoon too.  As many before have said, the vegan charcuterie is fantastic.  But so are the daily specials (although they tend to run out of them way too quickly) and the regular menu.  I've had a lot of vegan pizza in my time and Gather's was by far the best I've had.  The cashew nut cheese tasted more like traditional mozzarella than I've had before - somehow they managed to really replicate the tanginess of mozzarella using cashew nuts.  The staff is fantastic and the atmosphere is beautiful. \n\nI also like that Gather keeps at least half of there tables open for non-reservations, but that they allow reservations, as well.  The best of both worlds.  \n\nIn a nutshell, Gather is fantastic.  Go there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "53DIk8RcCXtn2_S4gorzcg", "date": "2010-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ynpNGmvYBcqjwLiBCqkV0Q", "text": "At Gather you will get sustainable ingredients, classy atmosphere and affordability all in one place. Well it may not be \"affordability\" of the starved-college-student variety, but it is affordable in the don't-have-to-throw-down-three-bills-for-a-salad-and-a-fist-sized-portion-of-meat variety.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TXIAACLEBGecBvfj5gZP1Q", "date": "2011-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YoipIvviH6vgsoVW05Og0Q", "text": "5 stars for the vegan charcuterie.  I'm a huge fan of charcuterie plates in general.  Plus, my friend suggested it because she had tried it a few time before.  Always good, always different.\n\nAll the items were unique though my favorite was the watermelon done four ways; dried watermelon was even reminiscent of a sweet beef jerky!\n\nThe salad and pizza were just ok, hence the 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FyZ_hl9A1F1vHYDFqjbcWw", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YrXEzwrwKed1NVayhOUspQ", "text": "Brunch on 2/13 @ 1p on a Sunday.  No reservations. After a 15 minute wait, we were seated at the bar. Despite my desire to try one of their pizzas (the people to our left and right ordered one and split between two people), we decided to order the following:\n\nWinter root vegetable-Chanterelle hash (me) - $12\nSpicy beluga lentil puree, comes with potatoes, a large slice of bread, \"bearnaise\", absolutely delicious, wished for more mushrooms & lentils.\n\nAleppo citrus sausage (J) - $13.50\ntomato poached eggs, soft polenta, potatoes\nJ loved his dish. \n\nSide order of roasted fingerling potatoes & scallions $4\n\nCoffee $2.25\n\nTotal w/ 20% tip = $41\n\nBathroom pristine.\n\nThe service was prompt and ambiance pleasant.\n\nI only wish the server would have informed me that the winter root veggie dish comes with potatoes - I would have ordered a non-potatoes side dish.\n\nLater, my intestines rebelled against the spices (though to me it didn't taste \"spicy\" compared to other food, like South Asian). \n\nI still want to return and try the pizza.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IpT0JbdUrU9KwWdoiKq69g", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ytOGCTbqAHzIQpyzYZ5w0Q", "text": "Gather is the quintessential California cuisine restaurant.  Everything from vegetables to meats and cheeses taste as if they were hand picked from the farmer's market down the street just earlier that morning.\n\nI arrived for my 7:15 reservation with the gf half an hour early and were promptly seated (always love it when that happens).  She started with a glass of Tempranillo and I had one of the tequila cocktails recommended by our waitress.  I expect the food at a place like this to be top notch, but I certainly didn't expect the cocktail to be as amazing as it was.  Waitress described it as, \"smoky and intense\" and took the words right out of my mouth.\n\nThe gf and I began our meal with the Cherry Gazpacho.  I was both delicious and surprising.  It embodied the \"comfort\" of gazpacho while also having a nice zing to it provided by the sweetness of the cherries.  While I think it was a large portion of soup for two people (the dish starts to get less...awesome as you get towards the end), I am certainly not going to complain about large portions.\n\nNext, we split the special pizza of the night which had sausage, carmelized onions, and a farm fresh eggs.  Part of me wants to dub it the, \"breakfast pizza\" but that probably would create the image that it wasn't delicious.  Sausage was perfectly cooked and just the right amount of spicy. The egg yolk provided a great compliment to the other flavors of the pizza. (I actually ate another slice that we had taken home just five minutes after we had gotten home after our meal :) )\n\nWe also split the Chicken which was described as, \"juicy and balanced\".  It was super flavorful and we stripped it down to the bone.  The Cornbread puree that comes with it was really the superstar of the dish and both the gf and I could have just eaten a bowl of that and called it a day.\n\nWe finished with the roasted strawberries (awesome and one of the more unique desserts I've tried) and the Peppermint Chocolate Ice Cream (fantastic, but just a bit rich.  We didn't even finish half of it).  All in all a great meal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nVgHgyvvhVaTzvevfrFCpQ", "date": "2012-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yUmuvUIt6OT2rN2fSmGAEg", "text": "This is my current favorite restaurant.  I like that there is something for everyone on the vegan-omnivore spectrum.  I LOVE the spicy tomato pizza and thus have a hard time ordering other entrees.  The salads are all lovely but I carry a major torch for kale.\n\nThe dessert offerings for vegans have been just okay but I don't mind because Cinnaholic is only a few doors down.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k7p_jTlSGS_sTZAj-0R93g", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yUWsEIeViW60spH-ifNnAg", "text": "The food at Gather was wonderful.  The vegan charcuterie had such an interesting and delicious exploration of tastes.  Two of us ate it slowly to savor every bite.  The bread (by request) helped us capture every morsel.  The olive oil that came with the bread was full of great flavor.  I had the eggplant entree and my friend had the roasted salmon special - both terrific.  We ended by sharing the Almond Teff cake, which was another combination of favors.  Corn and basil now seem like reasonable ingredients for a dessert.  I had a soy latte which was prepared beautifully.  I really appreciated that the soy milk was unsweetened, unlike many places that used overly sweetened vanilla soy milk.  \n\nI wrestled with whether to give four or five stars.  I loved the meal and will definitely go back.  Our main server was friendly and did a nice job of letting us sit and talk without feeling rushed.  Other servers brought our food and they were indifferent at best.  One delivered the wrong dessert and it took a while for us to flag down our server to make the change.  She apologized and made the change quickly, so it was not a huge deal.\nOverall, we enjoyed our experience at Gather.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KjG4SXlrh5JkOKje0nuGQQ", "date": "2012-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-yv6gLdxVKuA4nMnHzdYOQ", "text": "it's SOOO good. i don't write reviews unless something's horrifyingly wrong or super wonderful. well, gather is SUPER WONDERFUL. \n\nvegan charcuterie. get it. no buts about it. you won't regret it. no, i'm not a vegan. yeah, it's really more like a salad medley, but the flavors will pop and surprise your palate. i'm still fantasizing the flavors in my mouth. \n\nservice is great. they came and changed our plates and silverware after every dish.  \n\nwe also had the pork belly appetizer and the lamb pizza.  but as the menu changes often i won't go into detail since it might not be there when you go. just remember, the  MUST NOT MISS is the vegan charcuterie!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "grkfnZq2bNCpeFidKnPYmw", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yvj6FrvTZaJVs9BzhPRDMQ", "text": "Open, rustic modern feel that I find relaxing. Ordered the half chicken and vegan charcuterie. Loved both.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Senb2ilZXBYb_A8kE9-HWg", "date": "2011-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yW5vuF3JLT_vIXX6ptPeSw", "text": "Vegan charcuterie lives up to the hype -- delicious.  Was cool because we sat at the chef's counter, so we could see him making them all night.\n\nTofu pasta was TINY, but it was pretty good.  Very well balanced.\n\nSquash salad was super fresh and flavorful.  Very simple but well put-together.  Plating was exquisite.\n\nCocktail (I forget what it was called -- something with gin and citrus in it) was very good also -- I asked for it less sweet, but it still came out very well balanced and refreshing.\n\nService was excellent.  I think the price range for this place is more $$$ than $$ for a full meal.  I want to go back to try their pizza!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vJi9eh8aeqqJLfWcMFVGXg", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yxMKuUqSWOCa-bFnvk0DJg", "text": "Lovely place for Sunday brunch! Spacious with quick service.\n\nEnjoyed my Roasted Chicken Beer Sausage with a Strawberry Fizz cocktail but wasn't impressed by the Acme Walnut French Toast. \n\nThe people next to was were eating pizza and it looked so good that I would go back to try it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xNHpIk5vn2dRWFLkCOLTxg", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yY3k5hyLIYcX9j43FpozHw", "text": "Incredible culinary adventure! Very attentive to our gluten/grain-free needs, and they adapted my husband's chicken dish to include another side (after our waitress did a couple of consultations with the kitchen).\n\nThere are a lot of veg*n dishes on the menu, but don't let that stop you.. there are enough meaty options to choose from. We got both the vegan and meat chartucerie plates, a brussels sprouts appetizer, and split a chicken entree.\n\nExceptional food quality and presentation, and every bite was savoured!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "resEUmH3eIgof6iTwea0fw", "date": "2011-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z3BXiKBBGL1MPmFlLHhxNQ", "text": "The Vegan Charcuterie Plate at the next table looked amazing, unfortunately, that's not what we ordered.\n\nThe space is lovely, nothing like the usual generic restaurant decor, although the cool recycled leather-belt upholstery wasn't very pleasant to actually sit on. Don't be put off by the wall of sound that hits you when you walk in the door. Once seated, we were able to easily hear each other without yelling. \n\nWe were seated instantly, and offered a choice of flat or sparkling water. It was nice that the server volunteered that the sparkling was no charge, without waiting to be asked. If he had been our server for the evening, maybe I would have added a star, but we never saw him again. The woman who appeared to take out drink orders was visibly annoyed that I only requested iced tea and my companion, water, even though she should have been able to see we were still reading the drinks list and clearly not ready. She also didn't bother to mention that the iced tea was a deep red, fruity herbal that was good, but not what would normally be expected when ordering simply \"iced tea.\"  She brought the drinks back so quickly, we hadn't had time to decide on appetizers or salads, so we ordered only mains. I asked for bread, and was told there's a $1.50 charge because they \"use a really fancy olive oil.\" Ok, so being charged for bread is a pet peeve, but I'd much prefer they simply state there's a charge, rather than try to sell it with some lame reason like that, especially since she couldn't even say the line with any believability. But, I was starving, so I ordered the bread. Pity it never came.\n\nAfter a long, long wait during which our server never reappeared in our section, I managed to get her attention four tables away and TRIED to ask about the bread. She cut me off before I managed to say \"bread\" told me \"it's being plated right now\" and ran away. A different server appeared a minute later with our mains, tried to give them to the table to our left, asked if they were ours, and set them in front of us. A minute later, a different server tried to give us the drinks belonging the table on our right.\n\nGiven that the restaurant sells itself as the Berkeley locavore place, that they key their menu with locavore, vegan and gluten-free icons, and encourage you to view their source book, I found it odd that nothing on their menu was marked with that L. The burger and fries were nothing special. The burger tasted unseasoned and was done past the requested medium rare. The fries were fab when brought out, but quickly turned soggy. My gnocchi with mushroom and lentil ragout looked rich and wonderful, but was bland, tasting mostly of salt. No earthy mushroomy flavor. As for the gnocchi, the individual pieces were cut to random sizes, so about every fourth piece was light and soft. the rest were either small bits of watery goo or large, dry lumps. \n\nI wanted dessert, but the choices were odd. A cookie sampler with no description and a citrus rice pudding with a description that began with frozen yogurt. I wasn't really sure how those went together and didn't feel like asking. The chai was excellent. We asked for the check, asked to have the bread that never showed removed from that check, paid the new check and left.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "giU7U2NyUtB0Xo8g1_hWvQ", "date": "2010-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z5viSqiMVYUNf3Q9REoGXA", "text": "Great food, great service - I have been back 3 times, and everytime it has been really fantastic.  Love that they support local growers/merchants.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AqU8bNFNnOAaC6_Z4Fl07A", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z8cSYEeirxTL5rUYnGt4aA", "text": "We loved the vegan charcuterie, pizza and draft beer. We always look forward to eating here when we're in Berkeley. Kudos to Gather for giving credit to the farmers who supply their delicious produce, cheese, etc.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e7Q7YbmBwFpT6ByVuhYnXQ", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZEauLUk4pgPxCab9pTlJgA", "text": "This place puts a Berkeley touch on fine dining. Slow food meets eco-consciousness. Kinda wish they had a dress code though - far too many people wearing birkenstocks and fleece jackets. Which is kinda Berkeley, I suppose.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TZJYuq6iaKfMBkKIyMyVHw", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zezZaC-IB4GFzsseSawI9Q", "text": "Our appetizer, a deep-fried vegetable dish (\"Fritto Misto\") was tiny (it featured a roasted piece of lettuce) and definitely not worth the $12 bucks. At this point, I started to get nervous.\n\nBut was pleasantly surprised by a hardy grilled half chicken for my entree. I'm not sure what they did to the chicken, but it was very flavorful (perhaps a brine?) and the meat was moist. Well done.\n\nOur dessert, a goatmilk semifreddo, was new to us and we both enjoyed it - the kind of dish you savor one bite at a time.\n\nRe service, I'll just say that we waited too long for our entrees. That said, it was likely not the waiter's fault and I think the kitchen might not be as efficient as it could be.\n\nWe also waited for 15 minutes past our reservation which begs the question, why bother with reservations, especially in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zHYM4jV1TtdP7siugqgbOA", "date": "2012-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-zGHwVzNmW0lK1cvrtRXmA", "text": "Food: 5 stars\nService: 3 stars\nAmbience: 4 stars\n\nI'll start by saying that the food was fantastic and the presentation was beautiful. My girlfriend and I decided to split 4 small plates - halibut crudo, pork belly, wilted chicory salad, and the grilled squid. The halibut was extremely fresh tasting and delicate, with great presentation. The avocado was rich and delicious, but I thought the beet salsa was drowned out somewhat. The pork belly was great - the crispy, flavorful skin and fat overcame the somewhat dry center meat, and the squash and sauce was delicious and rich. The chicory salad was very tasty, but nothing special. The best dish by far was the grilled squid. The flavors in the dish were so perfectly balanced; it tasted clean and fresh but also rich at the same time. The squid was cooked perfectly - not rubbery at all - and the watermelon gazpacho was like nothing I'd ever tasted. I literally licked the plate clean.\n\nOverall the food was colorful, fun, creative, and delicious, and the sustainable, locally farmed, etc. aspect of the restaurant is wonderfuly apparent in the food. \n\nI would say the ambience was very good. The restaurant is laid out nicely and has a great decor. I love that you can see into the kitchen. \n\nThe service was neither bad nor good. Our experience at Gather started out a little shaky when we came in and there were easily 5 or 6 empty tables inside, in addition to 5 or 6 empty tables outside, and the hostess told us it would be a 45 minute wait for inside and a 20 minute wait for outside. She told us we could see if there was an open spot in the bar and that we could also wait for a spot at the counter. Given all the possible seating options, we figured it wouldn't be too long before something came available. Perplexed, but determined, we said okay and put our name down. We kept wondering about all the empty tables since none of them seemed to be filling, so we asked the hostess about it and she said that they were busier than anticipated for a Monday night and they didn't want to overload the servers. I understand the concept, but I still think it looks really bad to have a partially empty restaurant and tell a patron it's a 45 minute wait. Don't tell me I can't sit down and order drinks or have water just because you're trying to baby your servers. I'm sorry, but I have very little sympathy for servers. If you don't want to hustle, don't be a server. We ended up waiting about 20 minutes for an inside table. Not terrible. We sat down around 8pm and our server looked like she had been baby sitting a room full of screaming children all day. She wasn't rude or curt but she also wasn't sweet or enthusiastic. She struggled to remember the specials and, if it wasn't for the busboy and manager, would have seemed very inattentive. Bottom line - the service didn't sour our experience, but it also definitely did not enhance it. \n\nI will definitely be going back to Gather to try some of the other delicious sounding choices. Hopefully next time the number of patrons exactly matches their expectation for that day of the week.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wjVilOlgaQSzRYsIsPAszA", "date": "2010-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z-ieks2sHQCyOr7jXxFWdw", "text": "I have to thank Gather for being a place that I could take my mother (vegan) and also having a menu with options that I could enjoy. I like the place itself and it is very spacious. The staff was friendly too. I thought the food was pretty good but I won't rush back to eat here again. The sea urchin appetizer was nothing to write home about and the items on the plate didn't really come together but the pizza was very good. I think my mom would have rated it higher because she really loved her Vegan Charcuterie.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9d9kgq7womnxi_NGKsJMEA", "date": "2012-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zJPoHDcBietc_FUxqBqjsg", "text": "Gather truly lives up to its name. On Oxford Street in downtown Berkeley right across the street from the UC Berkeley campus Gather was packed on the Wednesday evening my friends and I went. The food was solid, good portions, presented beautifully. We had started with the Fontinella Pizza and the Vegan Charcuterie, get the pizza skip the vegan dish. Then for the main course we had the burger and the roasted chicken. Get the chicken it was a good healthy portion, the burger wasn't very unique and left us wanting more. The dessert menu I also felt was lacking uniqueness and made us wanting more as well. The service was good, and ambiance as loud as it was from being so crowded was acceptable.  All in all a solid if not remarkable meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OtbooagsCGPM00ZbDOyPgw", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZMhlBq8xkW-wvFfMkPr98g", "text": "Out of four possible stars for the food: two stars.\n\nI don't remember the names of the dishes we ordered (watch my credibility take a hit), so my disclaimer is that this rating is purely a product of the tastes of my friend and myself. \n\nI ordered the \"Hedgehog Egg\" dish (scrambled egg, potato, etc.) and my friend ordered something that was wrapped in bacon. I am sure I got the names completely wrong, but... far too oily. Far, far too oily. We wanted our food to gush with flavor, but my friend felt her dish gushed like Deepwater Horizon.\n\nI can understand how Berkeley foodies will feel offended by this review, so I'll end by saying 1) This is our opinion. 2) I am more than willing to change my opinion, if I am ever back in town.\n\nOut of one possible star for the ambiance: one star.\n\nAs a Berkeley restaurant in the style of Gourmet Ghetto, its clean and comfortable. The wrap around windows definitely make the restaurant feel more open. Unfortunately, the view was of the ugly side of Edwards Stadium. This I will NOT hold against Gather.\n\nAs for service, our waiter did not really do his job, but it wasn't really for the lack of trying, unless he had a novel means for skimming off the oil in our food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zRzYjibPIyenh-p8dGq9Sw", "text": "I love the philosophy behind the restaurant, and the fact that they proudly display it inside the restaurant. Also, it is so cozy, intimate, and well-designed. What's not to love about the place?\n\nMy friend and I strolled in some time ago, and we were not disappointed. Disclaimer: Because they are always changing their menu, I feel like there are so many hit or miss opportunities, so it's easy to catch them on a not-so-great day. Nevertheless, the day we came was overall a hit.\n\nWe ordered the Mushroom Bruschetta to start, a Wild Boar Pizza, some Gnocchi dish, and Greg's Pisco Sour (egg white cocktail) and the Bee Sting (mint honey cocktail)? I'm not sure if they rotate their cocktails around. Of all the things we ordered, the Mushroom Bruschetta was by far, some of the BEST portabello mushroom I have ever tasted. They prepared the mushroom in this sauce, which apparently the waiter claimed was a \"secret\" house sauce. We managed to squeeze a few ingredients out of him. I made the mistake of asking him if there was beef broth in it. I mean it was an easy mistake, it tasted completely beef broth infused; he gave me this dirty look and said, \"Beef broth?! This is VEGAN.\" Pretty damn impressive for a mushroom that tastes completely beefed up. Besides the secret sauce, the rest of the food was... acceptable, nothing too amazing or awful. I got the Bee Sting cocktail, which the waiter indicated was one of his favorite drinks, but I was not a fan. The Pisco Sour was good. Boar tastes like pepperoni, and Gnocchi always makes me feel like I'm eating carby barf pellets. \n\nOur check came out to around $80. It was tasty, and the place is absolutely beautiful. Do come if you get the chance; you can taste the freshness of the restaurant's ingredients out of the food, which is a fabulous experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eP10t7Z8ftRGIz38NK0jxA", "date": "2010-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZUqEN4K4HxiuVMeLvKfPkw", "text": "My husband and I came here after hearing so much great stuff about it.  Although we were not blown away, we had a good time.  The food was good and the service was friendly, but when it got busy he had a hard time keeping up with his tables.  Which hey, I understand happens sometimes.  A pleasant enough time.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iiKBovLcxRNPGf1fXZtD8Q", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-zvp89K7TEhI7xvTA8F9gA", "text": "In one of the East Bay's greenest buildings I was always intrigued by the restaurant's architecture and warm atmosphere that always seemed to be oozing out curbside where people waited outside near the entrance.  When it first opened I thought it was just another overrated, foofy, Berkeley eatery, but it ended up becoming my favorite spot and a major staple in the local dining scene. \n\nGather is the epitome of earthy, clean, mindful, Californian cuisine.  Lots of vegan, veggie, or raw options; high quality meats and a selection of organic wines and cocktails.  Last time I tried the very flavorful rabbit meatballs.  My absolute favorite is the fig and goat cheese pizza.  But unfortunately for me it's only available when figs are in season at the beginning of summer.  \n\nThe atmosphere is comfortable and natural.  I feel at home when I'm here. The seasonal menu is impressive and with lots of unique dishes there's always something new to try.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XRg6eG5QNRALgxB7ea2xGQ", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-ZY2OfXlg0BwrDse7yCJQw", "text": "Gather serves organic, local food for the most part.  It combines eco-chic methods with upscale atmosphere and high prices.\n\nVegan options include the vegan charcuterie and a vegan pizza.  \nThe charcuterie is a bunch of little appetizers served on a wooden slab.  There's a mushroom pate that's very tasty when smeared on toasted  bread; olives mingled with roasted pepper; eggplant pate that tastes like dirt; and some paper-thin radish slices doused in olive oil.  (We couldn't help laughing about those radish slices; at that rate, Gather could serve an entire evening's crowd from one single radish!)  There's also a forgettable corn melange.  All in all, the charcuterie is overpriced for what you get, and a bit rich.\n\nThe vegan pizza is absolutely delicious.  Chopped mushrooms and herbs, smothered with a cashew \"cheese\" sauce, are served on a flexible thin crust.  It all tastes lovely...but is rich enough to cause gastric distress later.  \n\nIf you've been vegan for very long, you've probably encountered restaurants like Gather before.  The chefs are omnivores who try to make vegan food as rich and filling as meat.  What they don't get is that vegans have lower tolerances for rich food than omnivores, and would actually prefer less oil.  \n\nStill, Gather isn't a bad choice if you want to dine with affluent omnivores.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x4In6n5act77zA6FOQAhGQ", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-zzeapLsDY7gpCE2Of1DBw", "text": "This place is SUPER vegan friendly! They have many many vegan options and non-vegan ones as well. They also serve gluten- free dishes for those who are allergic to gluten. The nice thing about it is that they put clear symbols next to the dishes on their menu that comply with specific dietary restrictions some people might have. \n\nCame here a little bit before 5 pm for a table and there were already around ~5-6 people waiting outside! I was able to be seated immediately upon opening. The decor in here is sooo cute! Super cozy and classy at the same time. \n\nI ended up getting the vegan pizza made with cashew \"cheeze\". It had olives on it and a super super thin crust and let me say, it was AMAZING! Couldn't have picked a better vegan dish to order! I was debating between the pizza and the charcuterie but was in the mood for something warm as it was a cold day, maybe next time! My friend ordered a burger and said it was one of the best burgers he's ever had. \n\nSo for all you vegans out there, don't be afraid to bring your non-vegan friends here as well! They'll definitely enjoy it as much as you do.\n\nMy best tip? Come here early if you want a spot to sit, it was PACKED by the time I left! Would definitely love to come here again to try other dishes on their menu, but it is a bit pricey.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3dcFnCZzBZrcKDeIYgiScw", "date": "2012-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2rXNw0smBG-vvA0sjlefpw", "text": "I ate dinner here last weekend.  We sort of ended up here because we couldn't get a table at the first place we tried, and boy am I glad that happened.  This was, hands down, one of the most delicious and interesting meals of my life.  I'll break it down:\n\nThe ambiance:\nVery chic and enjoyable.\n\nThe drinks:\nThe drink menu was so fun!  I tried the Huerta Vida.  Which was good, although tasted pretty heavily of Mezcal and I had trouble tasting the other ingredients.  But, still good :-)  And I am not much of a drinker, so my opinion here probably shouldn't count....\n\nThe food:\nI had the vegan \"charcuterie.\"  It was to die for.  So interesting and so GOOD!  Some of the best bites of food I have ever put in my mouth.  First of all, I am a vegetarian... so I REALLY appreciate the menu.  It was nice that the vegetarian/vegan food on the menu was well thought out, and care was taken to make an interesting and delicious dish.  So try this dish, you won't regret it.\n\nAll in all, I will be going back :-)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RFjRloxVppg9ITGMG7-SlQ", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6LQ1P-rAMJ0fbKVGMzq_uA", "text": "Excellent in every way. I love that they serve you water in Straus Family Creamery jugs and that the booth seats are made with recycled belts. Sustainability is smartly laced in to its interior as well as its delicious fare. \n\nThe vegan charcuterie (as I'm sure you'll read and hear about over and over, and for good reason) is a must. Each and every dish on the platter is absolutely mouth-watering and plated with such sophistication. I literally finished the entire platter myself and proceeded to wipe the plate clean with the complimentary bread it was that delicious.\n\nAnd their pizza? I thought cheeseboard was the God of all pizzas, but they have a close competitor at Gather. The crust is insanely good. A perfect blend of crispy and chewy. My sister and I were in disbelief of a neighboring table, who left almost half a pizza's worth of uneaten pizza crusts and joked that we should've plopped our rears next to them without introduction and started helping ourselves to all that crusty goodness.\n\nYou can basically eat a meat (and dairy!) free meal here and either be enthralled and refreshed as a vegetarian or vegan, or surprisingly satisfied as a meat-eater, although I did have a meat dish (the crispy pork shoulder). And while it was on the salty side, it was melt-in-your-mouth and perfectly portioned, demonstrating Gather's prowess as a restaurant for all audiences.\n\nThe only disappointment I have experienced so far is the dessert. I had a plum tart with a beer ice cream. The ice cream was chalky and the pastry wasn't buttery or hot enough. A disappointing end to one of the tastiest meals I've had in a long time.\n\nBut really, the savory food is so blow you away good that it compensates for a mediocre dessert experience and still walks away with a five star rating.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hFbdheIedbCwhwpa-MWiTg", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eh5yt22hlszfQPpIOt9vmA", "text": "far too foo foo for me.. i prefer saturn cafe across the street.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LkzhQto0ebsJLBZobRt9-Q", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hNKUyLhLOskN9I27A3OCSQ", "text": "The food here is good, the service is so-so. They only get three stars because they, in my mind, are super hypocritical. \"Local, organic, sustainable.. but most of our food is based on refined wheat flour that is not grown in California\".\n\nThe Kale salad and the egg pizza are pretty amazing, though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "urbg_snni74dJXS-zrtdQw", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "i0uF7UYB3lZP0iZz_9Yy4A", "text": "My friend and I went to Gather for brunch and came away with mixed reviews.  We were disappointed to find that by 1:00 they were out of the french toast.  We both ended up getting salads; mine was the green salad with blood orange, she ordered the kale salad, then we ate off of eachothers' plates.  Both were delicious and well balanced.  I was particularly impressed that the kale wasn't bitter in the slightest.  The woman next to us was raving about her soup and her pizza and everything coming out of the kitchen looked yummy.\n\nUnfortunately I was disappointed in the cocktails.  I've been on the hunt for the perfect Bloody Mary and was quite turned off by the one at Gather. It was just too much.  With horseradish, thyme, basil, ginger, tamari, and jalapeno there was a cacophony of tastes which overpowered the tomato flavor.  My friend wasn't thrilled with her drink, The Hemingway Revolver, either.  It too offered strong taste up front but no depth.\n\nEverything considered, the food, the cocktails, the vegan/vegetarian offering, the emphasis on organic, seasonal, all combined makes Gather a satisfying place to eat.  Just don't go there if you have your heart set on boozing it up at brunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A99QIMpKBA7N_gJ2nernbw", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "q5-Q_w-3oF9k3ExZZ2dN3g", "text": "Thought about giving this restaurant a 3-star review, but it certainly is not A-Ok; it's between 2 and 3 for me and my party.  Last night the kitchen was terrifically slow.  The waitress was fine but the food just wasn't coming out.  A hamburger took forever; the appetizers too.  These were quite simple items to prepare.  The appetizers were so small and so expensive it was a crime.  A pluot salad was only one piece of fruit cut into four.  The squid appetizer had about 5 tiny pieces.  All beautifully presented, but where's the beef?  We've gone there often, since the early days too, but if last night was the future I don't think we'll be going again.  Not helping was the noise level; I'd say about 4 bombs.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LiHnUKoCPxxVSgOfBby2YA", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sAntEH2Mag9Jc8qQkVmUiQ", "text": "This is a place I really wanted to love. The philosophy is so close to mine, and if I were to open a restaurant I'd want it to be just about identical. I was overall disappointed due to high expectations but hope to return and enjoy better cuisine.\n\nThe bottom line was that for vegan/vegetarian, it just made me miss and crave Millennium. It felt dirty, like being with your SO and only thinking about your ex. Or something. Not that I've ever done that. ;]\n\nA breakdown:\n\nDesign/environment/atmosphere, 5 stars. It's cozy without being too cozy and has a  lovely airiness built in through its rounded edge seating and high ceilings. The tables, which are probably reclaimed wood, were incredibly sexy softwood. I wanted one for my own home.\n\nCocktails, 1 star. Based on my one choice, the \"out of the pod,\" I'd say boooooring! It's supposed to be made with lime, black pepper syrup, mint, and fresh-squeezed pea pod juice. I know a good cocktail is supposed to mix the flavors just right so that they don't really stand out on their own, but mine tasted like it was missing the pepper syrup and mint entirely. It was like gin and peas only. Bleh. Fro $10, I wasn't about to try a  second. Also my friend's $12 Humo Dolce was solidly unimpressive. \n\nWine list, 5 stars. All biodynamic, organic, or sustainable from Cali. The albarino I had was solidly good, though I've enjoyed better from Spain.\n\nFood, 2.5 stars. I had all veg/vegan entrees. They tried hard and put the right flavors together, but they fell short of expectations and just made me wish I were at Millennium instead. The least exciting was the vegan charcuterie, which would have been better had I made my own at home. The eggplant and tofu skin (wow, yum! reminiscent of 20+ years ago eating chicken and turkey skins) were memorable and great; everything else was completely forgettable and almost as bland as the grilled-to-hardness bread served with. The other starters we enjoyed were much better (marinated burrata, semolina-encrusted asparagus) but still made me ache for the flavors of Millennium--or even Gratitude, which overall is a bit better.\n\nService 3 stars. A for effort; he tried. A for eye candy. (I'd take him to go!) But timing and attentiveness were off, and the people next to us had a really hard time getting the correct check and payment taken. Perhaps there was simply overwhelm. I accidentally overtipped so perhaps he'll remember me with better service next time.\n\nI'm going to go back and try a pizza or gnocchi. Perhaps a sea creature. I hope it redeems itself. My overall experience was that the cocktails made me crave Flora and the food made me crave Millennium. It's like being with your SO and thinking about your ex.\n\n**UPDATE** I did go back and try a pizza and salad. I love nori, so I was expecting to like the gem lettuces and nori better, but it just missed the mark somehow. Delicious thin-crust pizza, but with so many delicious pizza options around (Paisan, Locanda, Gioia) it's not enough in itself to want to risk the more unpredictable food options and mediocre service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NMGpx_BYBwx9Z7SyI3Wd4A", "date": "2010-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "u5zpoYFsdkGfvDY1wP3miQ", "text": "Whenever we think of Gather we get hot between the legs.\n\nGather is the epitome of California dining.  We started coming here about 6 months ago.    This place is always crowded and for good reason. It is a great date spot\n\nThe ambiance is warm and inviting.  It has a nice view of an open kitchen. We love how you can look on the board and see all the local places that the meals are from. \n\nThe pizzas are great.  Sauces are delicious and make you want to lick your plate. For the sake of other customers we just as the waiter/waitress for bread to soak all the deliciousness up. \n\nIt is a place where you will eat something that you have never heard of because somehow they will make boar belly taste good and everything else.  The chicken dishes are to die for. Tender, juicy and well seasoned and seems to melt in the mouth.  They know how to combine different flavors and textures to make awesome dishes. A great value that feels like you are eating out at an expensive place for a really reasonable price.\n\nGather has won our hearts and we will keep coming back for more.  \n\nGAAATTTHHHEEERRR.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8hFk3GCT0NakkBb4MNHC1g", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uGFTQ3EiQfzHjN8t2j23Vw", "text": "Gather is one of those trendy organic restaurants that has good food, great presentation and ambiance, and slightly steep prices. Their commitment to organic/sustainable food sources seemed legit, and though the number of items on their menu that could be labeled truly \"locavore\" was limited, they were honest about the fact. The Vegan Charcuterie was very good, featuring an assortment of 5 or 6 tiny, artful piles of veggies, sauces, and even flowering herbs. The Chanterelle pizza, a special, blew us away. At $15, we were expecting great pizza and they did not disappoint. It was quite large, too. The mixed drinks looked amazing, but I did not try them. They have a good selection of beer and wine, and the staff are very courteous and fun (with the exception of one woman bartender whom I found to be a bit surly. Whatever, I don't know her life.)\n\nOne thing that really impressed me was the kindness of staff. A guy I was dining with had some questions about their definitions of local, sustainable, etc and asked the busboy (sorry if not PC, I don't know the appropriate term), who did not know the answer (and come on, that is so not his job). The guy was so polite, and later, returned with an answer on his way home for the night! It was just above-and-beyond. I will definitely return.\n\nPS: Gather is a great addition to the UCB area. I love Asian, Mediterranean, and Indian cuisine...but ENOUGH already.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "flPXGFZrhH5utHEpuK06_w", "date": "2010-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YqCbP6ixvrvLRuxXYT-wQA", "text": "Okay, so I realize I am a picky, bitchy hard to please customer when it comes to food.  The fact that I have a sensitive stomach doesn't help matters either.  I went to Gather with a large(ish) group of friends (15 or 16 total people) and the manager came out to tell us (when we were only 12) that 12 is a HUGE number for them and we would have to order 'family style' or deal with having our meals brought out staggered.  Okay, not the worst thing in the world but none of us wanted to share our meals so the dealt with it the best they could.\n\nOn to the weekend brunch menu... it is B,O.R.I.N.G boring!  Very egg laden, not much variety and quite frankly I, still, can't figure out what the hell we were being charged for.  I ordered the \"bowl\" of fruit.  Translation: 4\" square plate with the following paper thin slices: 4 small roundish pieces of grapefruit, 4 really small roundish pieces of dry flavorless navel orange, 4 teeny tiny rounds of kumquat, 4 really little wedges of kiwi and 1 strawberry quartered.  And the grand total?  $7.00!  WTF is all I have to say to that.  Actually that's not true: the coffee (they serve Thanksgiving, which I happen to LOVE) tasted old and a bit rancid and WAY too acidic.  Much like how coffee tastes when the coffee maker hasn't been cleaned properly or at all.  Way over priced, zero value vs. quality, really bad service, the manager needs to take a workshop and the overall menu desperately needs a facelift/organ transplant stat!\n\nOn the positive spectrum of things I like the recycled wine bottle light fixtures, the recycled belts they transformed into cushion on the bench and the reclaimed wood they used to make the tables.  GREAT way to repurpose things!  A+.  However, putting up to 20 frames of The Far Side comics in the actual bathroom stall was utterly DUMB.  Why would you encourage people to stay in the bathroom stall???  I could have stayed in there until I read every last frame however I was hissed at when I took too long.  Either line the hallway with the comics or put one or two of the 4 framed frames in the stall.  NOT over 20 for crying out loud!  Cute idea but failed on the execution.\n\nThe only way I would ever go back to Gather is if it were someone else picking up the check.  There are just way too many restaurants to try and Gather is one I would tell people to avoid unless it somehow made it on their list of places to check off.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HTD7EW4Fmj-s0EKkUUc3Ig", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "yV0yR0Bl6LCvGhRauiO09Q", "text": "Gather's name and locale just scream hippy shit. Their menu is completely local, organic, sustainable, etc. The menu contains numerous vegan and gluten-free options (a negative, in my opinion; where's the beef?).\n\nTangent: If you're not allergic to gluten, but still eating a gluten-free diet, then you're just a fucking moron. By voluntarily not eating gluten, you're just promoting further gluten intolerance among the general population. Way to go, douche!\n\nAppetizers were dirty hippy style. We started with the vegan platter (my girlfriend sold me on it, and it looked beautiful) and the squid appetizer. The squid was great. It was like a squid and chorizo black-bean stew. Very tasty.\n\nThe vegan platter looked much better than it tasted. One of the items contained mushrooms and a creamy white sauce. I was blown-away by how creamy the sauce was, even though it contained no dairy. However, aside from that one item, everything else on the platter tasted, well... vegan (again, not a good thing).\n\nThe entrees are what really earned Gather it's 4-star rating. I ordered the duck breast. My girlfriend ordered the chicken. Both were cooked to perfection. The chicken was roasted nicely. The skin was crispy, the meat had flavor, and it wasn't dry. The duck breast was also fantastic. Again, the skin had a bit of crisp to it. Very well done.\n\nThe best thing about the entrees was the portion sizes. It was probably the largest amount of duck breast that I had ever been served in a restaurant. My girlfriend got half of a chicken on a plate. Nuff said.\n\nDesserts were about as good as Chez Pannise, which means that they weren't very good. Our waiter recommended the parsnip cake. It tasted just like it sounded. Hippy shit to the max.\n\nSo go to Gather. Check it out. The hippy shit's flying all over the place here, but the entrees more than make up for it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aqJixA-y8WvLO4AW1S9chQ", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "UMp2yy9sXPszrvHkD5Etfg", "text": "I admit that I wasn't too thrilled to dine at Gather for pretty much no reason at all.  There was a person that we used to know who used to work there and she WAS pretty lame, but as my friend pointed out, \" she HAS been fired from some pretty nice places.\" Also, don't you just hate being in Berkeley? The panhandlers are just dirty bratty kids, ORGANIC is screamed from every window, and GEEZ, the sheer amount of Yoga studios with clever names makes me feel uncreative; Yoga Room, 4th Street Yoga, Berkeley Yoga center, how do they come up with those?\n\nWe were sat right away and made what we thought was a pretty sweet joke about how, \"these tables look pretty good for being used, ha ha ha ha,\" only to read on the way back from the bathroom about how the tables were old gym bleachers! Touche, Gather!  They got us again with the water pitchers (Strauss Creamery containers) and we were sure that our server was wearing glasses that he fashioned from an antique kaleidoscope and old piano keys. I felt proud to be wearing the feather earrings that I got for my sister for Christmas, I mean, I'm ALREADY recycling them before I give them, not to mention that they fell off of a bird!\n\nYeah, the food was great, but what really impressed me was the menu copy.  Too many restaurants these days have menus that are in everyday english and then when you want to zap someone with a zinger on Words With Friends or \"Check In and Tag Friends,\" on facebook, you look like an asshole for whipping out your iphone!  Not this place, they feature such gems as \"Erba Stella,\" \"Guanciale,\" and \"Brassicas.! Everyone was like, \"huh?\" for a second and then we all grabbed our phones and checked in on facebook, so we had to find out that brassicas were just cabbage from our server, but the point is, that we didn't LOOK tacky and rude.  \n\nI can't say enough times how yummy the food was. We gobbled it up too fast! \n\nI take one star away for not getting the comic in the bathroom about \"Mary sitting down to have a little lamb for dinner,\" only because I usually get comics right away.  Well I guess that's not fair, because I also didn't understand any of the specials that our server told us about, so I guess I just have to get used to not getting stuff at Gather. ( Yes, we probably could have asked him what the hell he just said, but we preferred to burst out laughing after he walked away. )\n\nDon't forget to save room for dessert and stop by the bar on your way out for a rousing game of Spot What IS NOT Organic.  (hint: they try to hide it!)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Sd-jv9i7MAejkR0ObDV0Uw", "date": "2011-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0HT-My2_pSAd3yjokKzGGw", "text": "I went to Gather not expecting too much, thinking it would be just another foodie restaurant experience, kind of hoitie toitie and self important. But I was pleasantly surprised, the vibe there is laid back but happening, the space is inviting and well laid out. The decor is cool, the bar is beautiful and the tile behind the bar is amazing. Our meal was great. We had the vegan charcuterie (the best), fried cardoon fries, fish and a vegetable ragout. It was great to have so many vegetarian options (and not be stuck choosing the only veg option like at so many restaurants). We finished with the chai creme broulee which was totally heaven. Looking forward to going back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sZe3iSt-Fx_cuMlCwjttfA", "date": "2010-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0WEVSU1n21ak903MR3EwDg", "text": "agree with all the reviews about the space and setting being romantic, earthy, and tasteful. wood beans, dim hanging lights, wood boards for the check, big open kitchen surrounded by (fake?) hanging olive branches. bar tucked in the back to entertain yourself while waiting for a seat. i read mixed reviews when gather first opened and didn't expect it to be so packed. i was also fighting apprehensions that all the talk about \"gluten free\", \"vegan\" and \"local\" might be a little too much kumbaya for me. thankfully i never felt the urge to bust out in song (well, that one). this place is vegan, vegetarian, and meat lover friendly as there are options for all. we shared the \"vegan charcuterie\" (4 different veggies in 4 preparations) served with bread, then the kale caesar and pancetta, arugula and onion pizza. the first time i had ever seen kale in my life i was working at the undergrad dining hall, using kale as the decorating garnish under the meat plates at the deli counter. i had since categorized kale as bitter, tough and basically not a food group. this kale was delicious. then on to the pizza - superb thin crust, melt in your mouth, just the way i like it. this pizza sang to a different tune in my mouth - definitely not kumbaya. i will be back for brunch..\nupdate - i've had the brunch. it's good. portions on the small side and not enough egg options for my liking (many \"soft cooked eggs\"). depends on what you're in the mood for of course..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mwl0mcEoRxSjp2BF1nEh8Q", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1O43-dfGySognn_3h8l6RA", "text": "The restaurant was filled on a Thursday night at 7 PM. \n\n I liked the decor and overall atmosphere.  The noise level was a bit high but no worse than 95% of the other good restaurants, and we were able hear each other without shouting.  The server was knowledgeable and very pleasant.\n\nOur dinner was excellent.  We all had the pan seared rock cod (Seared Fort Bragg rock cod - \"Long Island Cheese\" squash stemperata, pistachio pesto) that had a medley of very interesting flavors. The portion was ample, and the price reasonable ($19).   \n\nWe shared the fried cardoon (artichoke like vegetable stem)  with almond pepper sauce, grilled scallion salsa  and the Monterey Bay Squid with leek tomato ragout, cannellini beans, mint, lemon, housemade sausage. Both appetizers were unusual and delicious.\n\nFor dessert, we shared grapefruit and pecan flavored house made sorbets.  Again, surprise flavors that worked.\n\nIncluding tax and tip,  with one glass of wine only, $40/person.  \n\nI'll be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HP0GeUUkEzgbp9DabmRwDQ", "date": "2010-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4ixCNNUaNME8oLkMQorYmw", "text": "A group of friends and I just celebrated my 29th Birthday at Gather.  The warm, down-to-earth ambiance was the perfect backdrop for a beautiful, sustainably sourced meal.  Gather is unique in that it not only caters to vegan, vegetarian, and carnivores alike, but it delights all equally, which is very hard to come across!  Our group had 1 vegan, 2 vegetarians, and 2 ominvores, all of which are flexible (and vegetable loving) so we shared everything.\n\nWe started with the Vegan Charcuterie.  It was presented on a rustic wooden board.  Our favorite components were the baby fennel salad with smoked olives, kumquats, and avocado AND the grilled mushrooms with spring onion soubise, onion marmalata, and oregano.  The cocktails all sounded interesting but my girlfriend and I shared the \"Bee Sting,\" with botanical infused vodka, lemon, ginger, honey, and mint.  And then we shared another.....\n\nThe Kale \"Caesar\" was dynamite!  We all vowed to attempt making it at home.  The lacinato leaves were tender, the roasted carrots carmelized, topped with crispy capers, crunchy breadcrumbs, and almond parmesan.  We ordered a second to share.  Definitely a crowd favorite!\n\nFor large plates we shared the Baby Artichokes with smoked fingerling potatoes, black chickpeas, young garlic-tahini vinaigrette, and zatar (similar to muhammara).  The seared panisse was another table fave: a seared chickpea cake served over stinging nettles, topped with braised mushrooms, pinenut salsa, a creamy sauce, and tiny cheese cubes.\n\nMy vegan BF got the Spicy Tomato pizza with capers, cashew garlic puree, herbs, and he added mushrooms.  It was really good, so good we didn't miss the cheese, but it was served burnt.  The crust was pretty burnt.  Not what I'd expect from a fine establishment for a $20 pizza.  \n\nOur only other gripe was that the service was less than an exquisite pairing.  Our main server (her name was TJ) was knowlegable. friendly, and professional, however everyone else that came by our table to deliver food lacked finesse.  One lady gruffly came over, asked who had this_____? and set it down in front of the wrong person before we could answer, and promptly went back to the table she had been sitting with on the other side of the dining room.  STRANGE.  And she seemed to be the front-of-house manager of sorts. \n\nAll in all we thoroughly enjoyed our experience at Gather.  So much attention to detail from the plating to the wall hangings (beautiful painting in the ladies room!).  The dining room tables and bar were lovingly crafted by Heritage Salvage in Petaluma, which is a salvage building supply yard and salvage boutique.  I love Gather's commitment to sustainablility,  approach to beautiful, elegant yet simple cuisine, and drive to serve all people with varying diets a fabulous meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WUxwKlk3_kD8H3tfxNXp3w", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4Ux13QEbsKjDs642Y-wpAw", "text": "I really liked this place.  Great atmosphere and service.  We got the Nettle Pizza which was fantastic, very flavorful with a wonderful crust.  Also got the burger which I was not all that impressed with, (I took a star away for the burger) but the fries and dipping sauce were good.  \n\n For dessert we got the Ginger frozen yogurt, no complaints...very good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h5FzejkS_RpSqgd42Xy4FQ", "date": "2010-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4WrwL3A2xaawNEi0WCtcTw", "text": "The service is phenomenal; my waitress really left a lasting impression on me without it looking contrived, totally natural.  I loved the Kale salad and would kill to find out what they use as a dressing.  Gave me a slight reincarnation experience which was pretty interesting.  Also, as a vegan and gluten free customer, I felt right at home with the menu.  I would compare this restaurant with a more formal version of Cafe Gratitude.   \nSat outside and felt really comfy under the heat lamps.  Really cool decor.  \nIt's pretty pricey though so make sure it's a special occasion if you go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cf9qxi1-nxPe7BAcRfsMUw", "date": "2010-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5v7yF7BDQ1UQBOjwqsxkkA", "text": "it's gonna be cool!  looks most beautiful, all glowing with lights.  should be open by 12/15....organic, bar, patio, pizza, local food\n\nupdate:  two visits, \"chef at work\" producing excellent results.  we tried a lot of the dishes, and really enjoyed the food--from the soup, to the pizza, to the braised lamb, brick chicken, polenta with pork cheeks...\nthe space is gorgeous.  service still brand new but very kind.\ngood wine, have not tried a cocktail yet.\ngreat overall place that I will return to.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mnRIq-Yi2JhHlynpYlROEg", "date": "2009-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7rRhks60F4QZYsRVDGGIXg", "text": "The fours stars are based primarily on the delicious fig/pancetta/arugula pizza - the pizza was five star. Fantastic crust that was a bit thicker than I usually like but it was so tasty I didn't mind at all. The toppings were first rate (although I would have cubed the pancetta for best flavor distribution) and it was cooked perfectly.\n\nOther stuff about the visit. Although the restaurant looked half empty at 5:30 we were offered a choice of eating at the bar or outside. Since it was chilly outside we were reticent but with their heat lamps it was actually pleasant. Service was good. \n\nThe salads were fine but not as tasty as they sounded. The vegan \"charcuterie\" was disappointing.\n\nThe sardines sounded fabulous - will return to try those out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_eJ9pXiPKoObEWpI2MmlqA", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "85IKuRjydgv93r0yLzUGsA", "text": "I ate dinner here last night with my brother and it was phenomenal!   Looking over my menu, I had a lot of doubts, but when the food came, I was stunned at the flavors and composition.\n\nI had the poached egg for a started and it was unlike anything I've ever eaten.  Beautiful flavor and very well balanced.  My brother had a cherry gazpacho that was quite unique and he nearly licked the bowl clean.   We split a pizza for our main.  it was tasty ... not terribly memorable.  Dessert was roasted strawberries with various accents, and it was a little difficult to \"food\" but otherwise terrific.    When I say difficult to food, I mean, it was hard to fork.    I think it might work better as a parfait or with a shortcake/biscuit instead of a sugar cookie.\n\nCocktails were beyond perfect.  neither too sweet nor too strong nor too sour....  just right and terribly creative.   I tried one recommended by our server - Strawberry something...   Did he recommend that because I was a girl?  I thought I might as well just try it, and I was so glad I did!   It was the best fruit-influenced cocktail I've had in ages!\n\nService was wonderful too.   We closed the place down and never once felt like we were getting the bum's rush.   And this is on a Monday!    We had an attentive server that was helpful with recommendations but not overbearing.   The meal was paced very well.\n\nI'm looking forward to a return visit!   Unlike so many places in The City, Gather is unpretentious and friendly while offering phenomenal food and drink.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "07Q_HD5ZZuakQJC2HAzUWA", "date": "2012-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A50I9vxRr8kuhSIk9gGQQw", "text": "great new space in berkeley.  in the typical berkeley fashion, there is a plethora of veggie, vegan and gluten free dishes.  i liked the space.  it was airy and open and the place was full at 6 oclock which is always a good sign.  \n\nthe service was good.  we never had to wait long for anything and our waitress was nice and friendly.\n\nfood:\n\nburger - nothing special.  kind of disappointment.  there was some aioli type sauce that didnt really do it for me.  it was good, but i would never order it again.  \n\nforbidden black rice - my friend ordered this.  it was really tasty.  it had sea urchin in it, which i had never tried before, but i was pleasantly surprised.\n\njerusalem artichoke salad - awesome!  this dish saved this from a 3 star to 4 star experience.  my only qualm is that it was too small.  \n\ni would definitely go back.  i felt it was a good value for what i got.  i really do not recommend the burger though....there are much better things to try here.  they really seem to rock the vegetarian dishes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zEik36GV9GlRoSxEa_F6Yw", "date": "2010-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AxYMQl679TDLL3bA09Prqg", "text": "For my buddy and I to go twice in a week and have a near perfect dining experience both times, I could not pass up a Yelp review. I don't think I've ever been to a restaurant that pays so much attention to ambiance and what it's putting into it's customer's mouths. I must say, pretty much everything that was placed in front of me tasted like heaven. From the charcuterie, with it's amazing mix of flavors to the succulent one of a kind drinks, I was so impressed. This place is perfect for couples looking for a mixed, but balanced menu of vegan and meat dishes. I also think its pretty cool that places that are out to save the world by using all organic and locally grown products, keep popping up more often. A definite 5 stars for great servers & expos (who really know what they are doing), making kale taste SO good and teaching me a new word: bio-dynamic.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PNOqFKvfhuWY1h0VyetULw", "date": "2010-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bO1OxLTXrV1Vr2NFC6dtsQ", "text": "O Gather. So close to perfection, yet its best intentions can seem so...calculated? Is it possible to have a heart without a soul? Or is it a soul without a heart?\n\nIn every seeming aspect, Gather embodies the best of Berkeley, and more. The interior decor is well designed, and the photos by the restrooms show the original structures from where the tables, wood, and other parts of the restaurant came. I love the architectural display of the employee lockers. \n\nThe food converted The Husband into conceding that a vegan offering can be imaginative and addicting -- enter the charcuterie. After appreciating the assortment of eggplant, a fried tofu concoction that mimics the taste of a BLT, etc., he made sure to order that the next time we visited. Also stunning in our visits: the fish of the day, the pizza (in one special, he agreed that the mushrooms actually outshone the short rib beef), that Niman Ranch burger.\n\nWith all the best intentions carried out about local, fresh, sustainable, and respecting the options of vegan, vegetarian, and omnivore cuisine, what could be wrong? The first impression -- i.e., the hosting staff. Michael Bauer of the San Francisco Chronicle (with whom I don't always agree) was on a radio interview, and pointed out how restaurants often staff their least experienced people in the front. I'm not sure if that's what Gather does, but there's definitely the attitude of, \"I work here, I will act pleasant because I am hired to do so,\" but there isn't the sense of warmth or even empathy that you might get from, say, a mom-and-pop operation. \n\nSometimes that attitude ripples through to the waitstaff, who again can seem very sweet, yet miss out on basic service: One time I was so thirsty but unable to catch my waitress' attention, and I actually stole leftover water from the vacated table next to me. The busboy happened to spot my move, and brought me a refill. (Maybe a sign that Gather should consider a service redundancy system.) \n\nAnother visit: My sister-in-law got an less-than-best customer service when she tried to call in advance to make reservations for my birthday dinner. No more spaces, but she was assured she could do a walk-in for six people. She showed up at 6pm, fully prepared to wait 30 minutes to snag a table. The hostess told her the inside tables would take a few HOURS--despite a third of the restaurant being empty. Really? (It remained one-fourth empty for another hour plus--again, a systemic planning issue). Fine, she settled on an outdoor table in the very nice patio area, but as the evening quickly grew Bay Area chilly, two of the heating lamps went out and weren't relit. My 3 year old niece said. \"I'm cold! We have to get the fireman!\" We asked (politely of course), but the lamps must've gone out again, so we gave up. \n\nThe food was excellent (not so much the desserts), the service was friendly enough, but again, a bit of heart was missing. No doubt, I'm coming back to a place that can convince my husband the carnivore to eat meat alternatives, but it'd be nice for Gather to tighten up its seating service. As for teaching heart, well, that can't really be done -- you just have to hire waitstaff who work because they love seeing how great cuisine can create a community, and care that a restaurant's greater survival depends upon them.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xzk-IgmL0steIuZ6QKLZcQ", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bpvAgTiAKBfn0Ox_Qy6Hsg", "text": "This is one of those places that I wanted to like. There are some good things about it - but too expensive to have this many minuses. The options of fizzy and still waters was a nice touch. I'm assuming that they make their water bubbly. \n\nFirst - the cocktails were awful - too sweet and too much going on that I couldn't appreciate what was in it. The tequila one - the mescal overpowered the rest of the drink - we didn't finish it. The Pisco sour wasn't a Pisco sour - should have called it a fizz something - cucumber fizz because that's what I could taste - cucumber vodka and sour mix - and that's not a good thing to say about a drink that has lime juice in it. All of the drinks were too sweet. I don't want an overly sweet drink before a meal. The next thing we noticed is that the wine list is more expensive than the food - what's up with that? We had two reds and one white (shared). The Sauvignon Blanc was awful, both reds were ok - but all of the wines were too sweet. Someone has a sweet pallet. The Poco a Poco Zin was the best and least expensive and opened up nicely during the meal. The pinot noir was \"sweet\" - tasted cooked to me. These were the ones you can order by the glass and probably \"low end\" on their list. \n\nThe food; Sardines, fried mushrooms, vegan charcuterie plate, squid, burger, rock cod. The sardines were tasty but too much happening - I wanted to \"know\" that I was eating lovely fresh sardines. I didn't understand the point of the untoasted pine nuts on top as I couldn't taste them nor distinguish their texture with the fish and avocado coming through. \n\nThe fried mushrooms tasted like fried things - not enough mushroom flavor - the vegan aoili was yummy and almost saved the dish. Why use oyster mushrooms for this treatment? Their flavor is too delicate. Kinda like fried crispy cardboard with aioli. \n\nThe vegan charcuterie plate had some lovely touches but also a couple of duds. I love lentils and the the lentils were tasteless - we didn't finish them. The beets were the best - I love beets and these and the carrots were wonderful. The others were fine - roasted sun chokes and broccoli. The general presentation was odd - on a beautiful dark wooden board. If the wood was lighter one could see the food better. Each item was presented like sushi - cool!! a great idea. \n\nThe braised squid was hands down the best thing we ordered. Tender and tasty. The croutons that came with the food were perfect with this dish. I would have this again. It's a small plate but I had it for my main course. It was satisfying.\n\nThe burger was fine - tasty organically raised beef but why put all of that junk on it to mask the beef flavor? The house made catsup's was quite good but let me do it please. The fries were awful - In and Out has much better fries. These were way overcooked and all you could taste was \"fried\" - no potato flavor at all. They got worse as they got cold - and they are cut thinly so they got cold fast. The salad that came with it was great!! I think that it was a type of pepper cress with a version of travisio - lovely. \n\nThe rock cod was a bit over cooked, salty, and too busy with the flavors/ingredients. Individually the different sauces and purees were interesting - but together I got nothing much - underwhelmed -  this dish was the most expensive and we left most of it untouched. \n\nOne wonderful thing I noticed as the evening got busier is that we could hear one another talk. How refreshing!! \n\nThe dessert list did not inspire us - And we needed to be somewhere else so we didn't have any. \n\nI appreciate the locavore, organic, and vege/vegan perspective - but in general the food and drinks are over manipulated. Right now it feels like they don't let the products shine and they are reaching too hard to be creative. Complex can be good but it has to fit. \n\nThe service was ok. When we wanted to know about ingredients in the drinks and food our waiter went and found the info. At one point another waiter came over and explained what was in the vegan charcuterie platter - very helpful as they use the words \"butter\" a lot when they aren't using animal's milk for butter or cheese). The waiter was pleasant and cheerful - just needs more seasoning. The pacing was great - he knew where we were with our meal. When we told him about the fries he wanted to know so he could tell the kitchen.\n\nI think that this restaurant has potential but they need to have some non-sweet before dinner drinks and a reasonable and accessible wine list. Serious wine drinkers would be unhappy here - at least from what we had. They also must get serious with their creative food (and much of it is very creative) - so that these wonderful ingredients shine and not be masked by too many ingredients and they need to be a bit more careful on execution \n\nSo they've been open for 3 weeks or so. I hope that they improve because I'd really like them to serve serious outstanding local organic f", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fxmR_gkanfQ0icrRpYIIgQ", "date": "2010-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bv6wynGfs2gFV2-3-x1jYg", "text": "I take all out of town visitors to Gather.  It is always a happy experience, with good food, ambiance and service.  My family has always had one restaurant where we feel happy and our spirits can be lifted just by going there to celebrate, get over a disappointment, or just feel like a familiar space.  Gather is one of those restaurants for us.  I appreciate that they have decorated with re-purposed materials and that the food sources are so transparent.  I used to take guests to Chez P, but now I skip that and go straight to Gather.  Breakfast, brunch, lunch and dinner - all have been terrific!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZI1wvo9Nm5QrIGiIBc1tVA", "date": "2011-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-CpyjxMZNDiU45xtC8zO1A", "text": "We tried Gather for a nice date while my girlfriend was in town for the week.  Very glad that we had a reservation, we arrived at a packed restaurant at 7:00 on a Saturday night.  I was happy to see that it was crowded and doing well.  The super-local and fresh attitude at Gather is a little bit over the top for me, but I do appreciate the effort.  There were a decent number of choices on the menu in addition to two daily specials.  The wine list is small and the beer list could be much better, but I was able to get a nice IPA anyhow.  The food was delicious and of course very fresh.  I really enjoyed the burger with Sierra Nevada cheddar, aioli and caramelized shallot tomato sauce.  The atmosphere was loud but quite pleasant, and service was very good, with even the busers willing to help out with water refills (complimentary still or sparkling, which was also a nice touch).  I will be back for more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U_7EoXpdh9uaEZwZQjfamA", "date": "2010-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Cs8p_W8npFBXE65S-Otwg", "text": "Came here on NYE and had the pre-fixe vegan menu... my dining companions had a mix of the meat and vegan menus.  \n\nVegan Menu:\nBeet salad\nForaged and sea vegetable melange\nSmoked artichokes with black rice and cardoons\nChocolate mousse with citrus\n\n(these titles really don't do much to describe the dishes or do them justice)\n\nFirst - my meal was amazing.  Every single dish was just delicious, fresh, perfectly seasoned, creative - - I loved it!  The drinks were also great (one of my fave Moscow Mules I've ever had, probably due to their housemade ginger soda).  Service was courteous and prompt, but a bit lackluster.... with such complex dishes (everything had a title and subtitle about a paragraph long, but still managed to not list what was actually in the dish), we just wanted a little explanation of what was going on so we could enjoy it more.  Once we specifically asked for this, she readily complied.\n\nAnyway, the only things I found off-putting were the meat main (rabbit?! I get that it's trendy now, but doesn't seem like that would resonate with a lot of people's interests...) and it was a bit pricey.  But that's probably to be expected for such high quality food and on a special occasion (food+2 drinks+tax = $250 for two people).\n\nI definitely wanna go back and try the vegan charcuterie platter on a regular night.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C-DfyTJjLP6PDP4P__TsBw", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cUYiB_4Bv9NJXqotOeGFOg", "text": "I've been here about 5 times now and it is one of my favorite restaurants. It's the only place I know where I can go to dinner with vegan friends and everyone will be happy (vegas, vegetarians, lactards, carnivores, etc.). They have something for everyone and their menu changes regularly.\n\nThe pizzas are great and you can get an egg sunny-side-up in the middle. Also, the c-word (you'll see it in the review highlights) is tasty and is one of the best vegan things I've ever hard. Their vegan desserts are pretty good too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rl6uuV2rcMQ_pN3Vf5SUsg", "date": "2011-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E-jo6fGCzO--0k9vbMXXQg", "text": "I loved this place! I went here along with my husband randomly one night while looking for a spot to eat. I remembered hearing about this restaurant awhile back on check please bay area and wanted to go check it out. But with busy schedules I totally forgot about it till now. \n\nThe inside of the resturant was really loud . There were a lot of people packed inside. (it was a Wednesday night) since my husband and I randomly walked in, we did not have a reservation . But lucklily the host placed us near the kitchen. Right in front where we would see the chefs in action. I actually didn't mind seeing how my food was prepared , instead of staring at at stranger next to me. \n\nWe decided to get the ranch burger, guanicale , and the vegan charcuterie .\n\nAll of these items were to die for ! Everything was prepared with so much care and love! You can taste it  with every bite . \nOut of the whole meal I would have to say the best part was the vegan charcuterie . We actually did not initially order this because we didn't know what it was till we saw it come out to be served to someone else. I have never had total only vegan food before . I thought it was going to be not so great. But I was wrong.. Perfection .\n\nI would definitely come back of the prices were not so up there.  But I may have to for that charcuterie !", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C0lrfVvMOEyzB75Y_ZLscw", "date": "2012-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F5DKA7j3e8jBiCI8_dlLOQ", "text": "Vegan Split Pea Soup and Vegan charcuterie were both AWESOME!  So was the service!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f5mCk-cfhIXtfNaBPAd5pg", "date": "2010-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FdDZcNLYHQngSy2Yl_6Qpw", "text": "I've been here a couple of times and I love it. The menu is simple, there's vegan and gluten-free options along with meat and fish, some lovely cocktails and excellent wine. I love that everything's locally sourced and sustainably grown and harvested. And I love their creativity- last time my date and I had squid with watermelon to start and it was amazing.\n\nI've never had an issue with a table. I've made reservations and I've happily sat at the bar. There's an outdoor area too that looks quite cute.\n\nThe venue itself is green and eco-friendly while still being hip enough to bring a first date. Not too romantic, so they won't think you're trying to move in, but not school-cafeteria-ish either- it's like a hipster bar, except with food and without PBR. It's not too loud, either, so you can hear each other talk. It seems like it's reasonably accessible if you have a disability, too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "moc77DGwobSpXmTCMyNacg", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fHNsbFdbimS6F4bLPN4p7A", "text": "I have never been disappointed by the vegan charcuterie or the pizzas. Often a place I bring out of town guests!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "j_1ITUp2FVCaZ2ZNXLCgNg", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gO1ir8uirb5Cy-VBE_uj1w", "text": "Gather has some things going for it. The fizzy drinks are terrific. They make their own ginger beer and have sparking water on tap. But the positives end there. The service at this place is ATROCIOUS.  I wonder if the staff has spent most the day smoking pot at the nearest pot dispensary. They move like tree sloths and seem completely disinterested in their customers. The last time I was there -- and it's the last time I'm ever going to be there -- was this week. It literally took 30 minutes for the staff to ladle out a bowl of soup and deliver bread. The place seems to have severe managerial problems -- at least during the day. No one seems accountable. No one takes ownership. No one has any energy. If the food were spectacular, I might be willing to endure this. But it ain't that great. With so many places to eat in Berkeley that offer attentive and respectful service, why would anyone gather here?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "OtU5qEKytwv6J9dCCOb9pA", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gS6lpqBU-bFhia9KY9dNTg", "text": "I went to Gather with a bunch of friends.  They weren't _my_ friends -- well, not until halfway through our drinks.  There were 11 of us and we were seated quickly (Friday night no less!)\n\nMy general review: The place had nice decor, service was friendly but clearly still new, the food ranged a lot but nothing was terrible, drink quality also ranged a lot, overall worth checking out.\n\nHere's the details:\n\nStick to the cocktails on the menu for now.  It'll probably get better later, and be patient!  They take their time making those drinks for you.  They aren't mind blowing and the server might spill a bunch on their trays bringing it over -- but the Bee something or another was tasty.\n\nAdaptability -- I asked for their chocolate stout with a scoop of their homemade salted milk chocolate (as a float) and they were really nice about making it up.  The drink was awesome -- their ice cream was really really good.\n\nAppetizers & Side dishes: The kale salad was so good.  This was my favorite food of the night. Which I guess is a little sad about their other food, but the kale was delicious!  The fried mushrooms were good -- nothing surprising, but mushrooms are kind of like a good friend, consistent and reliable.  The greens they had as a side dish was chard.  It was underwhelming, not worth ordering for taste but ya know,  fiber is cool.  The polenta was liked by my new friends -- I however was not a fan.  \n\nMain dishes: I ordered a special... pork with mashed potatoes and stuff.  It was good, felt healthy, but flavorwise didn't justify the price tag.  The organic-y localness might have, but it was just pork and potatoes.  The pizza looked and smelled amazing but I didn't try any.  There was a river fish (forget the name) that was boneriffic.  By that I mean it had lots of bone versus being boner inducing.  Pass on that.  Trust me.\n\nDessert: Did I mention the delicious chocolate ice cream?  I don't even like chocolate ice cream all that much.  There was a pecan dessert that 3 people ordered at the table and was nommed away pretty quickly.  Sounds like dessert was worth it.\n\nService: For the most part the service was good.  Our waiter was nice.  Cute too.  Only -- the entire time none of us saw him blink.  What would cause that?  Weird observations aside, sometimes things were a little slow and confusing but I think they just need more time to adjust.  \n\nI know it sounded like I pigged out (ok, because I did) but I did try a lot of other people's food and I really had a wonderful evening.  I think it was over priced a bit, but you can make that call yourself.  I'm not dying to go back, but avoid going back either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mkxCw6GsMZDu-44_aCQTHw", "date": "2010-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iAHpWcuGlMj2R0jrQt_o9w", "text": "De-li-cious!\n\nYummy ricotta sandwich. I came two days in a row and got that as a half sandwich, half soup. The red bell pepper chutney, chicory (which is basically arugula), and sweet onion spread mixed together in the most charmingly yummy way. \n\nThe butter that goes with the bread was excellent. I ended up eating all of the bread, mainly so I could have something on which to spread the butter. Very nice wait staff.\n\nThe dessert assortment was quite good. The dark chocolate truffle was everything a chocolate lover could want, in a truffle. Interesting quinoa mini muffins, yummy chocolate cookie, interesting date stuffed with fig. \n\nIt was a rare treat, and while sure there's always pretension, actually it's really nice to eat carefully prepared, obviously cared-about culinary creations.\n\nPS- the tofu skins in the BLT sandwich are really good. They are like potato chips, except tofu skins. They ought to package them in a bag and I'd happily crunch all the way out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YPrIvjZus2zIq4pqQPgrog", "date": "2010-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Iq_Fywx1nJ1fv0aCSTfVKQ", "text": "After hearing rave reviews from friends, I decided to try the Sunday brunch menu with my family and roommate. The place was relatively packed at 11:30 but we were quickly seated. We ordered: Acme Walnut French Toast (2), Spicy baluga lentil with poached egg, Prather Ranch Burger, and the Braised Mushroom Sandwich. The wait for the food was relatively long (might have been the big party that was seated right before us) but the great service kept our annoyance abated. \n\nThe food was actually really tasty and it felt good to know all our food was sent from local farms. Just as the exit sign reads, I do plan to \"Come Again\" to \"Gather\" with friends. \n\nSpicy Baluga Lentils: recommend the poached egg\nFrench Toast: A bit sweet...should order something savory and order just 1 serving of the toast. \nPrather Burger: Filling\nBraised Mushroom Sandwich: Yummy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IGXgBFJEQTJyqX3AA13DJg", "date": "2010-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Iu0-TFcT-gQ7iQy3NoD2aA", "text": "Ever since Downtown closed, it has been tough finding a decent place to eat before Berkeley Rep, or PFA, or Zellerbach, or a movie on Shattuck: ta daaa, enters Gather! For my money, Gather is fine: it has counters where you can sit alone or talk close to your best friend, and tables if you prefer a noisier setting. On Superbowl day, I was with my pal Barb, and we picked the counter after our movie to catch up. Good choice: the bartender was super friendly, efficient and perfectly sophisticated. I LOVE that he immediately offered us tap water and gave it to us without ice WITHOUT my having to ask the \"without ice please\" !!! Bonus point for them already on that point! \n Otherwise, the food was fine: Barb liked her potatoe pizza, and I liked the goat soup enough (I am not an expert on goat soup). I liked my small plate of tender cinnamon lamb with sweet yogurt a lot; tasty and the right size. We did not have time for dessert, so... I will have to go back!\n Ambiance wise, it looks less chic or fun than FIVE in the Shattuck Hotel, and more Berkeley/Birkenstock/MichaelPollanesque trendy -shall we say-. But we got great service: every one eager to help and polite, and we even even got greeted and thanked as we left the restaurant after our meal...which is so darn rare anywhere around this Bay!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "shxRU0OPiIHV57Yc-hIjow", "date": "2010-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IVF5iRh9_f7TLHjQ21Ocxg", "text": "I was looking for a different scene for dinner so I hopped on the BART and went over to Berkeley to see my buddy Martin. He mentioned that he and his wife had eaten a couple of time at Gather and both of them really seemed to like it. Since he is the type that usually NEVER recommends a restaurant I figured that this place must really be something. So we hoofed it over from the BART Station (very close by the way) so that I could try it out.\n\nAt first glance at the menu I was a little disappointed as the nothing seemed at all interesting and I had a split-second desire to go somewhere else but I stuck it out.\n\nWe ordered the Split-Pea Soup and Lamb Chop Starter Salad. The soup was amazing, especially with seemed to be a chile oil drizzle which gave it a kick. The salad was first rate EXCEPT what's the deal with the portion size. Don't get me wrong I understand that it was a starter but really? Would it have killed them to throw just a little more on the huge plate..or better yet make the plate smaller so I don't realize just how little I am getting. \n\nI digress. We also ordered the pancetta pizza. I thought the crust was right on target, not too thick and with a slightly buttery taste and a nice crispy finish. I would suggest putting just a pinch more sauce so that the toppings and crust don't overpower the fresh tomato taste of the sauce.\n\nFinally, I although the Bee Sting was very very very good, again I have to complain about the portion size. It is not that I want to get drunk after one drink but for the price point of the drink I would like to think that it would be gone in three sips. When the Waiter bought me the drink I actually thought that the glass was one of those small plastic picnic wine glasses.\n\nI would only recommend (strongly) that the owners try hard to get a little more of the middle of the spectrum between quality and quantity.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JRb-AbD2BOT9yOcoVcoTJA", "date": "2012-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jKAnthUgfGsQm7kk2AVPnA", "text": "Gourmet food for a good price compared to nearby alternatives like Five and Chez Painsse.\nThe restaurant is usually packed on the weekends so make reservations in advance. \nI live next to this restaurant and I frequently swing by for their burger and a glass of wine after a long day.\nI also recommend ordering an assortment of appetizers to get a taste of their flavorful dishes made with local ingredients.\nTheir menu changes seasonally but the food is always consistently good.\nHighly recommended!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9c6szufGvKCw7Jt9UdzODA", "date": "2012-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JwwKCFHm-9WuJ782X3vAPg", "text": "Bee Sting drink was great. Neither too sweet nor tart, a wonderful satisfying balance.\nVegan Charcuterie was flavorful, well presented, novel.\nOur mains were good, not great: Nettle Pizza, and some Mushroom ragout (?). \nBrown Butter ice cream was great, and reasonably priced. \nService was excellent.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ImVfDOri1NG5UE5MEmqHJg", "date": "2012-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JyKh1e2mqotggVQL5y9-og", "text": "Slow food (a good thing), just as advertised.  All the items our table had (6) were fresh and well prepared.  The kale salad and \"little gems\" salad were outstanding.  Wine list offered decent selection, but was not overwhelming.  Service was muted, knowledgeable.  The space was fine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k_mgcdjcXFYBQ6LTU6uJSw", "date": "2011-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jZvtUwgTKfkH_VfkuLpPlw", "text": "i went again for my friend's bday dinner and was again not very impressed with the food NOR the service.\n\nI had called in earlier requesting the $20 dessert platter to surprise my friend, and the hostess took down my reservation info and said the chef would write her name on the platter, so I figured everything was good to go. However, after finishing our main courses, we were lingering for a bit too long, so I figured I needed to go ask the restaurant about our dessert platter. I pulled a waiter aside to tell him about my request, and then our waiter FINALLY pulled me aside to ask who the birthday girl was, and I was relieved because I thought they would finally serve the dessert platter. But after that, he came back to the table and asked what we wanted to eat for dessert, passed out dessert menus, and then told us that the dessert platter would be $7/person. I explained to him that we just wanted the original dessert platter that I had requested earlier and it just turned into an awkward situation because the birthdya girl was right there. Anyway, to sum it up, there service needs to be smoother and better coordinated. \n\nAbout the food we ate that night: we started off with the server-recommended vegan chacuterie (spelling?), which is supposed to highlight what the restaurant is trying to accomplish. There are 5, a bit more than bite-size portions, items that are placed together on a wooden board. While visually appealing, it lacked any real oomph, and later the birthday girl even said she was surprised that the server had said it was the restaurant's symbolic dish. Even though the server explained what each item was to us, I forget what was on our board, but either way, I felt like each item was pretty forgetable. I tasted a lot of hummus-tasting things, and tiny cut-up pieces of vegetables. The chacuterie was good, but not anything special.\n\nFor entree, I ordered the seared cod. I was served two tiny, 2\" servings of mediocre seared cod. I could make this dish myself and it would probably (most likely) taste better than what I was served. The cod itself was bland, and the texture was lacking the tenderness I was expecting.\n\nAfter eating here twice, I don't think I will be back again anytime in the near future. The food is tasty, but not worth the money I have to shell out for a meal here.\n\nOh, and not to completely bash the restaurant, before I forget, the restaurant does have some of the best tasting water I've ever had! I don't know if they have some special filtering process, but it tastes super fresh!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Os7XnHJYLsHFhOsiMLQ6mA", "date": "2010-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KdrtYjWO2rh4c5IadiI09A", "text": "This is a weekend brunch review.\n\nI splurged on Gather even though I really didn't think I had the money to eat so well. My friend and I split Full Belly Farm wheat pancakes with citrus marmalade and fennel pollen butter; I had the egg sandwich, and he had poached eggs on toast. We both added bacon, and I had a cup of tea. We split the bill down the middle and got out the door for about $18 a piece, which is really not bad for such an excellent meal.\n\nThe pancakes were absolutely delicious. The marmalade was too sweet for my friend and I thought the fennel pollen butter was so excellent that it deserved to be allowed to shine more, but the total experience was lovely. My companion's poached eggs were perfectly done and he enjoyed his illicit bacony treat (he's Muslim, I'm Jewishish) as much as I did mine. I only eat meat when I believe it's raised sustainably and humanely as possible, and I feel comfortable about this at Gather. The egg sandwich was absolutely delicious with just the right balance of smokey bacon, rich cheddar, killer eggs, and sharp arugula. My only point of dissatisfaction is that the (I think) French bread roll seemed too bulky and unremarkable for the overall deliciousness of the sandwich.\n\nService was standout, and the main reason this is a five star, not a four star rating. Our server had someone shadowing her who was presumably in training. Everyone from the hostess to each of the three servers who checked on us at various times was friendly, cheerful, and not at all stuffy. I enjoyed getting a mini-carafe of water (still or sparkling both free) for each of us, although that made it feel extremely weird when every time I lifted a hand someone was there to pour my glass for me, but the friendly and relaxed attitude of the staff put me at ease anyway. Two points stood out about the service--first, we were asked whether we wanted all the dishes at once or one at a time. Second, our server recognized, I presume based on the position of the remaining piece of pancake, that my friend was done with his but I wasn't, and she took the correct plate away. You can train for the first, but the second comes from hiring people who are just that on their toes. \n\nTo the reviewer who asked \"Isn't local and sustainable supposed to lower costs?\" My answer is sadly no. Industrial food is cheap because government subsidies pay farmers to use fossil fuels to grow corn, soy, and other monocrops that they sell cheap to feedlots and process into the byproducts that are most of what we consume. Small scale, organic, local farmers produce food that is less costly in total--but it's more expensive for the consumer (or restaurant) because the government isn't shouldering some of the burden. With time and work, we can reform our food system so that sustainable, local, organic food is accessible to everyone--but at present I'm happy to pay extra when I can as an incentive to restaurants that take extra care with sourcing their ingredients.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PaUM_B9tPRfqdq41zjqznA", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ksfplHbqu71ZT1E83nCRew", "text": "I rarely eat out in Berkeley because the variety of options just doesn't compare to San Francisco. But a spot blocks from my house touting a sustainable, organic menu with great reviews in SF Weekly was too hard to resist. Yes, it's right across from the UC Berkeley basketball gym and you're surrounded by college dates and senior couples. But the space is big and great for groups. Parking is in abundance and they have a full bar.\n\nFood was OK. I'm going to try the pizza next time since that was the popular item across tables. Fried green beans: of course YUM, spicy and delicious. Albacore tuna and crispy pork belly were good. Special fish of the day was small and the creamy sauce bland. I had the herb rubbed chicken and while tasty, doesn't compare to the one that I love at Marlowe.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AqxOSQNKd2S79WhefoO3uQ", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kuFD-xT_RLxTztiqSCEEYg", "text": "The modern exterior is rather stark, but a step inside reveals a dining room full of warm woods and a cool vibe.  J enjoyed the warm burrata and a fall  salad, while I opted for the escarole lettuce (huge) and the prather ranch hamburger plate.  J devoured most of my fries, as I was completely satisfied by the cooked-to-order rare burger with all the trimmings.  The meat was of such high quality I would have been pleased to order it raw in the form of steak tartare. \nHowever, as a white wine drinker, I found the choices by the glass sadly lacking.  The house white, a Santa Barbara pinot grigio, was barely drinkable.  A second choice, a Chardonnay, was deemed dreadful and returned. The wait staff was quite willing to help me find an acceptable beverage and eventually presented an average  blended white to complete the meal.  It seems a shame that a good restaurant which prides itself on great, fresh food can't assemble a decent and affordable by-the-glass wine list for patrons who don't want to buy a bottle.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zP1CmDIDB4nSirZqVCA05A", "date": "2011-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kz9jHo6WERAynf8427IJqA", "text": "went for lunch.  one vegan item on the menu, a few others can be adapted.  2 vegan dessert options.  I had the roasted mushroom sandwich (yum!) & a small beet salad (emphasis on small).... and feeling decadent so I had a glass of wine.  went back for coffee & a cookie.  this set me back about $40.\n\nwoud like to check it out for dinner, it is good, but not sure it lives up to all the hype.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yfpMOZOSUK9lQ9_6m0J9iw", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lKLWr0OISWWbMuOrlXI87A", "text": "I absolutely love Gather! \n\nOur group of three arrived on a Saturday evening around 6pm and got seats at the bar, which were actually great because we could see the kitchen action as well as watch all of the amazing drinks be made. \n\nThe place is lively, fun, chic, but very Berkeley. All of the farms where the ingredients they use that day are listed up on a big chalk board by the kitchen.\n\nTry the Huerta Vida with apricot liquor and habanero oil or the Vodka Smash with cucumber and mint. So tasty and different. \n\nWe had the vegan charcuterie plate, which was my favorite. You must get this! I'm not vegan and I still loved it. \n\nThe pizza with any kind of cashew puree is phenomenal, as is the panna cotta if they have it. \n\nNote: I'm not a hippie, even though these dishes might make me sound like I am! Gather has the most inventive kitchen and makes simple ingredients taste AMAZING. \n\nI would also recommend taking family or friends from out of town here for a unique and fun Berkeley experience in dining.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fg9mE3BBY2u5gYpR7VNlfg", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lz2k0hGGxnHysEu0BdPGhQ", "text": "I really love this place, and feel that it embodies everything that is so awesome about Berkeley. In a nutshell:\n\n- Food is fresh and interesting, and I feel healthy whenever I eat there! (though I always eat a ton of their delicious bread and pizza so may be fooling myself..)\n- Good drinks and happy hour special \n- Outdoor patio is perfect for a nice day\n- Waiters are adorably hipstery\n- In NYC or SF prices would be at least 30% more", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8HuFMz0fPErSU_5LgMdAtw", "date": "2012-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MkW_WNUWwzhV601oM8grvw", "text": "I usually look forward to my weekly Gather \"experience\" ... yet today was a letdown. \n\nOver the past few months, I've consistently taken friends to Gather.  At first I was blown away with their decor and philosophy, but over the months I've noticed their quality and service going down. \n\nToday I went in for lunch. We ordered the Mushroom Pizza, French Toast, and some Mexican dish with cheese. But of course, it's Gather, so instead it is\n\nMushroom Pizza with braised leeks and thyme\nAcme Bread French Toast with Sultranas and Blood Orange confit, \nChicaquilles- with white beans...\n\nThe total price is $60. Our waitress, perhaps being Sunday, or having a great Saturday night, ruined my Gather experience. \n\nThis review applies to lunch only. Perhaps my expectations are just getting higher, but yeah, Gather used to amaze me. Now I just regret coming here...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "o9L4Ql0ma35DOKwWIV2Pyw", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mZ7XqMAU8bJS1TlcevC6EA", "text": "How many stars do you give a restaurant that you think has good food but bad service? Hard to say. The last time I went there, I didn't even GET to taste what I ordered, and it was their special, so I probably won't ever get to taste that even if I go back. The waiter just plain forgot to put in my order!! I wasn't about to wait another hour when the rest of us all already got our food and started eating already (We waited too long for the waiter to take our orders, waited too long for the food, waited too long when we asked for more bread, waited too long to get an answer about whether they can make a plain cheese pizza for the kids. . . . This restaurant has always been bad at customer service from the beginning. I thought at first it was because they were new. But they've got to get it together or they'll definitely lose customers. At check-in, half the tables were empty, but we still had to wait 20 minutes to be seated. . . That doesn't look good. I actually don't think their food is so good that it makes up for being treated like that. Part of the restaurant experience is being pampered, and you certainly DON'T get that at Gather.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xdouRhSQY_kDxEu4Y2VL_g", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mZAd3m3UO2Hd5ee8n0e1QQ", "text": "I'm a fan of fresh, local, sustainably acquired and well cooked meal, and Gather is one of those establishments where I could find one. \n\nBut let me tell ya, what I'm not a fan of is being lied to about the availability of tables. No, I am not Rihanna. I don't like the way my hunger pang hurts and no I don't love the way you lied to me, Gather hostesses... \n\nMy apology for this ranting of a review but someone has to do it. \n\nSo, we've been trying to secure one of your elusive tables for dinner on a Friday night for quite some times now and every time we called, your reservation hostess would readily reply as though she has memorized a script of, \"I'm sorry, we're all booked but there are tables in the back patio for walk-ins. The wait could be up to 45 minutes.\" \n\nWell, we finally took a chance and do a walk-in for a dinner this passed Friday and we saw quite a few empty tables in the back patio. But nah, not a chance, both of the hostesses droned on with their script and told us that there would be a 45 minutes wait. They then directed us to wait at the bar area if we want to just grab something quick to eat while there. \n\nSo to the bar we went and we managed to grab a small table and ordered our dinner. Since our table was right next to the glass window looking out to the patio with several empty tables, we were able to see that these tables were not even filled by any new patron for the whole duration while we waited, ordered and finished our dinner. This whole process was a total of 1.5 hours. What gives??\n\nRidiculous.  \n\nSure, your burger was juicy and delicious, but really, we're in Berkeley, why should one suffer so much pretension and seating snobbery??", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bXc7_hewD5ledvVkaS4erg", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nuhSDjWLw6ihvPU4zImfdw", "text": "Ok Gather, listen, I used to think you were a 5 star establishment but lately  you've been dropping the ball for me. I am vegan and really enjoyed the fact that Gather served fantastic veggie food but also served non-vegan food. Super easy place to take my family because their is something for everyone. Recently though, the vegan menu has decreased 10 fold. Last week I was so annoyed to see 1 appetizer that could be made vegan out of 10 or so apps. One? Really? There used to be at least four that were vegan or could be made vegan. All  I could get this last time was corn chowder broth, hold the cheese. How exciting. The same vegan pizza has been on there for months now. Try mixing it up! I don't know, maybe you decreased what you offer for vegetarians and vegans because the demand wasn't there. In Berkeley I doubt it though. Impress me again because I really want to keep being excited about your restaurant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VkMOnBd0qpF10Pee3Em82Q", "date": "2011-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "omjU2GO1VTfJLCoDhBMIeA", "text": "Gather?  More like Rather....\n\nCame here on my birthday and had very high hopes for this place.\n\nI heard it was highly vegetarian but looking at the menus, most of the appetizers were vegetarian/vegan but only 3 of the main entrees were vegetarian/vegan and they didn't sound that good.  One was a heirloom ragout and the other was a cauliflower something, which sounded more like a side dish than an entree.  There was 2 vegetarian pizzas, but I didn't come to Gather just to get pizza.\n\nWe started off with the Crispy Cardoons ($9) which apparently is like celery but (according to the waitress) tasted like artichoke hearts.  When they came out, they looked like deep fried zucchini which was presented over an \"almond pepper sauce\" but really looked like Trader Joes \"Tomato Basil Hummus.\"  You really couldn't taste the \"artichoke heart\" flavor and mostly got the taste of the \"hummus\" \n\nI had the mushroom \"cioppino\" ($16)  When it came out, it had a very good presentation (see attached photo) but the taste wasn't that good.  The cioppino was sort of bland and didnt have much flavor.  The piece of bread that came with the entree tasted better than the cioppino.\n\nThe meat options sounded more tasty and eye catching than the veggie options.  My friend got the duck leg which sounded pretty good.\n\nI have to give some extra stars for vegan/gluten free options with an emphasis on local/organic cooking, but I can't say that I was impressed.  Especially for a \"green\" place I was surprised that all the lighting was all incandescents and not LED or CFLs.\n\nThe food was okay but I think the thing that bothered me the most was the slow service.  After the bus boy brought us our water and we waited at least 10-15 minutes just to take our order.  Not to mention waiting for the check.\n\nThe layout for this place I think needs to be rethought, there is a LOT of seating for big parties but because there is so much seating, the bus boys and the waiters have a hard time walking around to other tables which I noticed slowed the service.  The walkways in between tables is only big enough for one person, so the flow of Gather is slightly slow.\n\nMaybe we just came on an off night, but I'd like to give Gather still another chance in the future.\n\nHighly suggest making reservations since this place gets really busy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2010-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pBcqCbzYZiHqD5fd21diBw", "text": "Gather fuses seasonal ingredients with great ambiance and clearly shows how much the owners care about sustainability. Located close to campus and BART, smack dab in the hub of eco-entrepreneurs at The David Brower Center, the restaurant is a fabulous addition to the relatively mediocre downtown restaurant scene of Berkeley. I can count 5 that are even worth mentioning (not including the Gourmet Ghetto).\n\nWhile most target low-income college students, cheap food is cheap for a reason - it passes off the costs of agribusiness (chemicals, pesticides, and erosion), onto us in the form of medical bills. So I it's  refreshing to find a place with excellent meals sourced with concern for farmers and the environment that has such great prices. Restaurant eating in downtown doesn't get any better. \n\n(If you're a Midwesterner, don't miss their Winter Wonderland cocktail.)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "58kywFsN44GKP7VbM77tuA", "date": "2010-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pdq81waWbi3aF4BVb-AgdQ", "text": "THE BEST *FRESH* FOOD EVER\n\nSo you want an awesome setting, excellent dining, local food, fresh ingredients, and beyond amazing taste? Heck YES! The place? Gather at Gather.\n\nThe menu is tiny as they go by what is local and in season/fresh. What we had was beyond excellent. One thing to take note of--this is not where you go for the extremely hungry as the food is somewhat pricey and is fit for making one \"just full\".\n\nOur Dinner Menu for 4 adults:\n- [starter] Vegan Charcuterie: beets, fennel, asparagus, etc. \n  Doesn't sound appetizing? TRUST ME. Even my parents LOVED it. And they are picky eaters who dislike \"meh\" food. So yes, this was excellently seasoned, with four different \"piles\" of arrangements, each with an exquisitely different taste. It might be best not to try and understand each and every ingredient. Just dig in with the toasted bread and munch!\n\n  P.S. I know it's delicious, but try to avoid licking the sauces.\n\n- [main course 1] Pork Sausage Pizza\n  It's super-thin crusted, but the pizza was perhaps the best ever pizza our family has tasted. It was again, perfectly seasoned. My parents are NOT pizza fans...yet they LOVED this. Again, they are perhaps the best critics. I mean, if you can win over some picky post-middle-age, Asian folks, you've got it down!\n\n- [main course 2] Barbequed Young Chicken\n  A bit on the spicy side, a perfectly cooked chicken comes with well-seasoned beans and cornbread. Might not be to everyone's liking but excellent nonetheless.\n\n\nPROs:\n- the afore-stated menu/recommendations\n- fast service\n- SPARKLING WATER (yeah, it's just carbonated, but cool nonetheless)\n- the patio can still be warm and beautiful on a colder Spring night given that they turn on the outside heaters\n\n\nCONs:\n- parking sucks -- street only\n- reservations are almost a must, though if you sit out on the patio, you're probably safe with going without a reservation\n- not very filling\n- somewhat expensive\n\nOVERALL...A++ for an excellent meal, service, and setting. I would certainly suggest this for dates and small family/friends meals, but not so much for large groups.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "veQVlF_629VxcTFTk1aznw", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pe7BBwm6RTGiY72fJL-yNw", "text": "I am surpised Gather only shows two $$ dollar signs because it's definitely more than $30/person if you eat like a normal person and have a drink/wine. In my experience, it was about $45/person and we ate pretty modestly. My favorite thing here is the Kale Caesar salad because it's really unique, tastes healthy and it's really yummy. I also loved the asparagus with the fried egg as an appetizer or side. We ordered the \"special\" lamb pizza which I thought was OK but a little dry. The burger was pretty solid. The pine nut desert was NOT good but I also can't stand when deserts aren't warm. The Zinfandel was surprisingly good because I don't normally like Zinfandel. Our waiter was really friendy and attentive and the atmosphere is cool.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nLOF2qXMJfTbbcVtDo8oZA", "date": "2011-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pI6rphoMnW7FJI-iloGNaA", "text": "Went to Gather last night for dinner with my girlfriend.   I had a gift certificate to use up and had been waiting for a special occasion to go to this restaurant for the first time. \n \nStarted with cocktails at the bar -- they were good but not amazing -- still solid though.\n\nKale Salad is amazing! \nPizza was good too - had the fontinella with pancetta = excellent\n\nMy girlfriend had the burger and said it was good but not great.  It needed mustard.\n\nThe strawberry ice cream had an odd texture - almost greasy.  It left a weird residue on the spoon and was oddly slimy.  I would not order it again.\n\nMy girlfriend had the Mutsu Crostada for dessert and said it was overly sweet.  She was bummed as the Mutsu flavor was overshadowed by all the sugar.  \n\nThe other piece is that the cloth napkins left white lint all over my girlfriends blue dress.  There was a ton of it all over her outfit at the end of the evening.  \n\nSo I have $25 left on my gift certificate to use at Gather.   I would go back for the Kale Salad and the Pizza.   Everything else was just okay.\n\nReally this would be a 2.5 star if I had option.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GVKIIsk9iUKmUj5UqhZktg", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q8_djHsGms-DICvD3SJwMA", "text": "After dragging a friend to a strange movie at the Shattuck, I knew how I could make it up to her - I'd take her to Gather! I'd gone there the week after it opened and shut down the place. Despite a waiter who was like an evangelical missionary for sustainability, the food and ambiance and conversation had been magical. This was not the case last Tuesday. We walked in to find the place packed; the 2 friendly hostesses suggested the counter -- great for watching the several 100 line cooks and pantry chefs cranking out planks of gorgeous vegan charcuterie. Seriously, I've never seen such a large (and heavily tattooed) brigade outside a hotel kitchen, and it didn't include the protein stations, which are inside! I remembered a fork-tender cinnamon-braised lamb and a complex, raw kale salad, with some sort of citrus marinade (Raw! Who knew?); our waitress said the new version, with cubed celery root, pignoli, and cheese was even better. Our one miss had been the special -- a sardine pizza, which we'd ordered simply because it sounded so hideous, we figured it had to be brilliant. No, it was as hideous as it sounds! Being a fan of both salty, oily fish and cheese, I'd quickly deconstructed the affront to God & Man, and enjoyed them separately. This night's special was also sardines, but chastened into a bruschetta topped with marinated egg yolk, striking the right note of weird yet not insane. While waiting, we enjoyed delicious hand-crafted cocktails, happy in the knowledge that gluten-free, vegan folks aren't doomed to a life of soy mat\u00e9s and kombucha. The sardines were nice, but the newly-bland kale was not in fact an improvement, and the lamb was simply an affront. Not only had the $11 portion been reduced to a knob the size of my (admittedly fat) cat's paw, but it wasn't even tender. My friend couldn't get over this. \"That was ridiculous,\" she kept muttering. \"They have the nerve to call that a portion?\" When our fun but unreliable (in terms of advice and service) waitress returned, my friend complained, and bless her heart, the waitress claimed to have passed on the information to the chef. We shared the chai cr\u00e8me brulee, which is served not in a ramekin but atop a chocolate brownie thing that was a little too thick for the amount of cr\u00e8me, but yummy. Love the location and the idea, but for $37 a piece, it would've been nice not to have to stop off for a gyro on the way home! It felt like we were helping to keep a whole lot of folks in tattoo ink!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JLSPLoYULyMvMY3RSeVjRA", "date": "2010-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QDtb0z0H9A0Cl85jfvXFGg", "text": "I finally tried it!\n\nGather rocks a really pretty and fitting decor (with lots of wood!), polished service, and a fully functioning cocktail menu.  Also, it's closer to work than my bus stop.  That's a solid start.\n\nI really wanted to eat healthfully here, but fate worked against me.  I didn't want to take apart a chicken or order a $20 plate of carrots, so I thought about getting the special, which sounded delicious.  King salmon with pressed cucumber?  Yes, please.  However, given that it was an appetizer, and me a fattie, we were star-crossed.\n\nI ordered the burger rare.  It was excellent and quite rare, but also $14.\n\nShort of that fifth star:\n\n-While the layout is sexy, I found the interior to be somewhat cramped.  I spent my meal with people brushing up against me, moving out of the way for servers with wine bottles, and dodging people looking for the bathrooms.\n\n-I'll concede that I've only had a few things on the menu, but regarding the burger, I could've been 90% as happy at Barney's for 60% of the price.\n\nFurther study is definitely needed, but now that Gather has been added to my short list of nearby places to pop into with visitors, I'm sure I'll have the chance.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2011-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r5fCue0E1vyTt74tCrFSGA", "text": "We had a great diner here on the 30th of December. Every item that we ordered was amazing. Our servers were amazing, and their recommendations were spot on.Though the Stinging Nettle pizza had been replaced by a Cauliflower and three cheese pizza, it was fantastic - especially as an appetizer for the four of us. The chanterelle mushroom dish was fantastic, and I'd love to know what the crispy fried garnish was on the top. The squash was amazing, and I would have loved to have more of it. Definite win on the desserts, too.\n\nThe only thing to mar the evening, and the singular reason for a 4-star, rather than a 5-star review was that a woman, who seemed to be managing the floor, came over while I was still drinking my coffee and two of our party had gotten up to use the facilities and told us that they \"really needed the table.\" Having worked in retail and food service, I do understand the need for circulation, but none of us were dawdling. We had just had our dessert dishes cleared, and were waiting for those who needed to use the facilities before the long trek home. I still had half of a cup of coffee, and our check had just been returned after having our cards run. Yes, the restaurant was busy, but I felt that this was a bit rude. We were not taking overly long, and it was unnecessary.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PH7fN4AehF3qliYyuzVUYQ", "date": "2012-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rAc1ZCvrtOkzzl1Che0vVA", "text": "hmmmm. Very, very good. The Vegan Charcuterie is out of this world, I had never had anything like that before and I was obsessed. The ginger beer was awesome as well. The burger could have had a softer bun but the meat was great and the fries were good too--the dipping sauce (kind of like a ketchup) was a nice touch. The gnocchi was was awesome too--very flavorful. Service was superb, and we will be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MnfDvdGoM3hIKesuTjdHGA", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rqPDpvTFXaFCx2uTjecrOA", "text": "Gather Restaurant was WONDERFUL! The food was fantastic, the service was very good, and the two individuals at the host stand were the most friendly and welcoming people I have seen in a restaurant in a very long time. \n\nThe Vegan Charcutterie was very interesting and I would recommend trying it. I sampled new things and new preparations. The fried mushrooms were excellent. The Salty Dog burger was one of the best burgers I have ever had. If there is one weak spot at Gather, for me, it was the dessert. I will definitely return to Gather, but I will most likely skip the dessert. We tried the double chocolate cake with pecan ice cream, warm apple tartlet with bacon, and the chai creme bruele. \n\nAs a side note, my brother who is a vegan who cannot eat gluten is a HUGE pain to accommodate when we eat out - not at Gather! There were so many options for him here, he thought he had died and gone to heaven. They even made him a special vegan, gluten free dessert!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qUOZbpWfR9lSiW8wloJaCw", "date": "2009-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TR65h-MMtU5nEQbchWNx4g", "text": "Sad.  I think they have grown too quickly and just can't keep up.  Sad.\nFood was slow to arrive, not what it was described as and well, just so so for the money spent.\n\nIf someone treats, I will go again....hint, hint!  Otherwise, got other places to go....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VnxINvPF76gbF-3Pgpj2PQ", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UpmNEmhiKU6oevTwD65h1A", "text": "Where to begin?  The cocktails (ordered before food) took so long to arrive that we were nearly done with our meal when we got them, and they were absurdly small for the price.  (The Hair of the Cat actually smells like wet dog fur, ew)  The salad didn't have the advertised ingredients.  After we were seated, some awful band set up and played awful amplified music -- awfully, the singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.  We were on the opposite side of the restaurant from the band, and Had To Raise Our Voices A Bit To Carry On A Conversation.  (You had to walk through the band to get to the restrooms.)  The decor is hopelessly dull -- like if Ikea tried to do \"edgy.\"  The food wasn't bad (hence 2 stars, not 1), but merely forgettable.  And to top it off, a patron was robbed out on the patio while we were there: police were called, and all that.  If not for the location, I doubt this place will last six months.  I put \"not good for kids\" because of slow service and uncomfortable furniture -- and did I mention the awful music?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tIO21Kq4rmweTONHiY8nIg", "date": "2010-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UUWM5DNg4LjV9RZdJkPEfA", "text": "Seated in the luminous, airy space of Gather, with the open, busy kitchen in the back and pleased diners all around, one cannot but feel good.  The short menu offers a fine selection of dishes for lunch - it is especially nice that all the sandwiches are offered as halves together with the soup of the day, allowing us to sample a rich and earthy red lentil soup with tomato and swirls of smoked olive oil - delightful.\n\nMy favorite dish was the grilled squid on goat milk yogurt (think Tzatziki).  The impeccably fresh and beautifully grilled Kalamarakia (to stay with Greek terminology), together with capers, and cucumber \"noodles\" made for delicious and compulsive eating.  Sandwiches were all good:  I tried the Smoked Tuscan Rose eggplant and the spicy chickpea with summer vegetables (great for vegetarians) and the albacore melt with potatoes and local cheddar - a treat.\n\nThe farm egg pizza was good, with its blistered and crackling thin crust, although I immediately regretted not ordering the pizza with guanciale and jalape\u00f1o - next time.\n\nThe reasons for four stars instead of five:  my little gems salad listed feta as one of the ingredients.  After searching high and low, I found five confetti-sized pieces of feta on the entire plate.  This is a joke!!!  I realized that feta is the last ingredient mentioned on the menu, so maybe that means it is the smallest ingredient, but come on!  I would have loved to taste the feta with the fine greens.  I mentioned this to the (very good) waiter, he only had a shrug for my complaint.\n\nA second quibble is the misnamed \"stone fruit\" salad that one of my lunch companions ordered, expecting a salad of mostly fruit.  Wrong!  Under a mountain of arugula, there were some fine pieces of peach and other fruit but precious little given the name of the dish (Blossom Bluff stone fruit\").  Here, arugula is the second last ingredient on the list, but, contrary to the feta, it played the lead role in the salad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pbDJGS8PDgqpUPmDH1YJvA", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uw3AFldzlm64d0T1FCTPLw", "text": "I finally got to try Gather last night. I have to say I agree with the raves for the kale. It had a terrific texture, and addtions like pickled onions, organic tomatoes and pine nuts were wonderfully flavorful accompaniments. I liked the vegetarian charcuterie, but I don't think it's the best thing ever. I will say it definitely had lots of interesting flavors and textures and is worth a try. I really like the pure flavors in my celery root tomato soup and grape sorbet. The complexity of the broth in my mushroom stew, was a lovely contrast.. Juice from several different mushrooms and a kiss of saffron gave the stew a rich, full, satisfying flavor. The poached farm egg served on top was so creamy, I thought it was cheese at first. Again, it was a wonderful mix of textures and flavors. My one regret was not trying the pizza. Folks at tables all around us were having it and each one looked really delicious, especially the crust. \n\nI enjoyed my aviation (with actual creme de violette!) and the other offerings on the cocktail menu sounded yummy. The service was good from beginning to end and I really liked the atmosphere. I just wish there were more offerings of wine by the glass. Only one pinot? I know Gather can do better than that. one word of advice, unless you live within walking distance, take BART to get there. You only have to walk one block. Parking is a bit of a nightmare. If you must have you car, give yourself some extra time. You want to be zen enough once there to truly enjoy your dining experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "drI9J9xeWephVGlfMC487w", "date": "2010-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vC5c1pHVvs7Yi0xW5DevPA", "text": "Okay food, very poor service, a loud and stressed-out atmosphere.\n\nWhile Gather makes an admirable attempt at fine-dining for vegetarians, it could use a more balanced menu (if you're going to offer a hamburger, at least offer a few other non-meat mains).  Mixed quality: the squash ricotta starter was good, the tofu-skin pasta was pretty chewy and bad.\n\nWe would have more to report on but the waiter *forgot an entire course.*  That's right, skipped the soup and salad we ordered.  The service at this place is very stressed out and hectic, the environment is loud, and the staff clearly is not well-trained.  There are other East Bay options that are far better.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "k7c04FNC70gZtyYaD9BeKQ", "date": "2011-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VO4BpXpXxc85scoJgAiUHA", "text": "Seriously?  People give this place 4 stars?  Maybe I'm just not cool enough or Berkeley enough to appreciate it.  I went there for lunch, I thought the place was a little...prairie/church like, hard wood chairs and tables, a little sparse.  The service was unimpressive, the recommendation for the more \"interesting\" of the 2 salads I was choosing between was still only lettuce, add chicken and an ice tea - $20.  I am not a big person and I don't eat a ton but the portions were seriously small and the chicken looked rather unappetizing.  Luckily I read another review that said to ask for the bread, otherwise I would have had to go get lunch somewhere else as well that day.  Also, in addition to hardwood tables and chairs, trendy concrete floor.  Of course this translates to no sound absorption - very loud.  However, the flavor was good.  Bottom line, oh so many better dining choices.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6EwIHuGPi2Zv_o95gTKr7Q", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VSeD2l8rmzPFDsrIL1P0GA", "text": "Seven stars if it was possible in yelp. I love all the vegan items. The new eggplant dish and the egg and tomato dish are absolutely outstanding. The vegan charcuterie is \"to die for\" and I am not kidding. Service has professionalized quite a bit since my last review. Brunch is heaven too. You should try the beluga lentils with poached eggs and polenta and the french toast with yogurt. Everything here is a masterpiece. One single suggestion: Keep that kombucha available all the time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_dC3wEoq02Op4lCyzYXSZg", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wCahNrySGqrynC0VFLduzQ", "text": "My new favorite restaurant in the East Bay, yay!!! Excellent customer service, Excellent Food and Selection, Everything about this place is PERFECT, with probably the exception of parking, but who cares, we got lucky the night we went here and found VIP parking! Whoot whoot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gkG1VIdRkxlSvv1gK_DI-g", "date": "2012-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wEObm3T_fiB-PWoBlBSGxQ", "text": "Had a fantastic dinner here on Monday night.  \n\nDRINKS:  We arrived a little early for our reservation so we waited with beverages at the bar in the back.  Most of us opted for the Moscow Mules (which were delicious, and not too strong) but everyone seemed happy with their beverages.\n\nFOOD:  Sitting at the bar gave us time to scrutinize the menu and figure out exactly what we wanted.  \n\nStarters: vegan charcuterie (OMG, brilliant, best thing on the menu), kale salad (didn't taste bitter at all, very well seasoned), albacore tuna & crispy pork belly (didn't try but other people really enjoyed) and green beans (spicy!  delicious! love!).  All the small plates, btw, were sufficiently large to be used as an entree if you weren't super hungry.  \n\nPizzas:  get a bunch of NYers and ex-NYers together and what do you get?  Everyone orders the delicious looking pizza.  Across the table, we shared the Lipstick vegan (ordered by a vegetarian and one omnivore), corn/leek/mushroom, mussels w/ bacon and the kitchen even made a custom pizza to accommodate one of our food-allergic friends.  All equally excellent and delicious.  \n\nWe didn't opt for desert (too stuffed!) but I'm told the espresso was excellent as well.\n\nSERVICE: We had a really disappointing experience at another restaurant the night before, so we were really impressed with gather.  As I mentioned we had to wait a little bit for our table.  We were a big party, so there was only one table in the house that could comfortably accommodate us.  When the table didn't become available when the hostess expected, she came back and explained to us.  A few minutes later, a patron sauntered over to the bar to let us know that she and her group had our table, and it was all ours.  We had a lovely conversation and she recommended some dishes.  \n\nOur waitress was great.  She accommodated many special requests, frequently checked in on us and wished us a safe flight, remembering from earlier in the meal that we told her we had to fly the next morning. And this is on the last seating of the night.  We pretty much closed up the place but never felt rushed.  \n\nATMOSPHERE: while the menu may look \"fancy\", this place is decidedly casual. We were jeans as were the rest of the patrons (and not our nicest ones, either).  Just a great meal, made from great ingredients, without pretense.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UvlsSGoRzCGztNzuZRkPkA", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "--WfnapXjtPuNZOM3LkGbg", "text": "To gauge my entire experience, this review started off with three stars and then went back up to four by the time our dinner was over.\n\nWe came here with a party of 10 for a friend's birthday. I called to make a reservation that morning and they said they could only seat big parties at 5:15 or 8:15. While I was a little surprised at this (maybe this is normal and I just don't have much experience making reservations at different kinds of restaurants) I decided to go ahead and try to make the 5:15 reservation anyway. The host on the other side of the phone asked me for my usual information and then for my credit card number. (Again, perhaps this is normal but for me it wasn't) When I asked why that would be necessary he explained that if anyone did not make it to the dinner tonight or did not change the reservation ahead of time by 2pm that day, $25 would be charged to my credit card for EACH person who did not make it. \n\nReally? Is that completely necessary? I understand you guys are a new restaurant in town and are trying to set the bar really high but is that really necessary? Needless to say, i was a bit taken aback and a tad annoyed so I decided not to make the reservation at all. (My spiteful side surfaces...)\n\nSo that night I go early and decide to see if our party of 10 can be seated anyway. The hostess said she would see what she could do and after about 25 minutes of waiting she was able to seat us after all.\n\nInside decor is very nice, our waiter appeared to look like a snob at first but ended up being very polite and fun. I had the burger which was very well prepared, cooked just to the medium I like my steaks in. The best part of this burger was the house-sauce which is their rendition of the ketchup we all know and love. It had just the right amount of kick and flavor that went perfectly with my burger and the crisp fries that came with it. The birthday girl had the vegan charcuterie which she said she really enjoyed. She ordered a tangerine cello which wasn't too good (her opinion)  \n\nAll in all,making reservations were hard but they will accommodate if they can. Keep in mind we did go on a weekday so it may have been easier to get seated without reservation.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aG51RKeGuf5x_-kWLPyNxQ", "date": "2010-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WgxovFPy5pOiRvlD7CkWdQ", "text": "Ate here whilst visiting from Portland, and loved it. One of the most beautiful, delicious meals of my life.  Eating the Charcuterie appetizer felt akin to destroying a work of art (but, oh, it tasted divine). \n\nOur food took a notably long time to emerge from the kitchen, and even though we didn't make mention of it, our server gave us dessert and a drink on the house to make up for it. All in all, it was everything a dining experience ought to be.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zwx9E34EVGaoIHXD8Tj8Ww", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WlbyoU-EL0fgiM3QXc_QWw", "text": "This place is always hopping, and now I know why.  It is pretty remarkable, for a number of reasons.  One theme truly pervades throughout the entire restaurant -- whether it's the decor, the drinks, or the food, this is a restaurant that is *supremely creative*.  Truth.  My \"Mayan Calendar\" cocktail had chocolate bitters and slices of kumquat in it -- it ended up tasting kind of like a Mexican hot chocolate, but on a tequila base.  Yummay.  It was all uphill from there.\n\nThe **vegan charcuterie** I knew was a must from the reviews.  Sure enough, this was probably everyone's favorite, because it offers a little taste of a few different things, and is SO artfully done.  Instead of boring you with what each of the four items on the charcuterie was, I'll just say it was beautifully arranged on a wooden tray, and our favorite was definitely the grilled beech and king trumpet mushrooms with spring onion soubise (yeah, I donno either), baby onion marmalade, wild oregano, and onion seeds.  It was amazing.  Multiple of the mini-dishes had an amazing creaminess to them, that we kept on forgetting it was vegan.  Ah man!!  I just realized, I could have eaten that \"goat cheese\"!  Sigh.\n\n**Burrata** had tons of cauliflower, and was just...tasty soft cheesy goodness.  The **young carrots** I found to be pretty intense on the sweet carrot flavor, but it was just a wonderful big pile of 10 different things going on on a plate.  It was particularly gratifying to find the crispy fried parsley!\n\nI loved the **baby artichokes** with fingerling potatoes, black chickpeas, and this delicious smokey red sauce.  Wowza.  We asked them for bread so we could get every last bit off the plate, and we are NOT ASHAMED.\n\nIt's a beautiful space, with a menu that while it includes meat is also vegan/vegetarian/gluten-free friendly.  Also, I just can't emphasize enough the physical beauty.  Each dish makes you want to take a photo of it, and the restaurant has beautiful wrap-around windows, vines, sustainable art... Quite an experience.  Wish it were cheaper. :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CX71NDrxCkcuXICKMz3mww", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WWdXOf-plxgdQQ13PcUlEQ", "text": "This place has clearly developed quite a following already! My friend and I went for an early, casual Tuesday night dinner and the place was almost completely full, so I would suggest making reservations if you're planning a weekend dinner. I soon realized why this place has become popular. We both got the burger, which was incredibly juicy. They are at least on par with the burgers served at Triple Rock, which I have long considered to be the best in the area (the caveat being that the fries at Gather were not as good, and the price of the burger was considerably higher). I will certainly be going back to sample other items from the menu. \n\nOther selling points: I was impressed by the service - very courteous and efficient. The cocktails were pretty good (though the beer selection was a little limited). I can also bring vegetarian and vegan friends here as there is a fairly extensive range of options that are helpfully marked on the menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-1oNX-OJ_NzlYqFCvmRlRQ", "date": "2010-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x9si60_ieqb29XAFRECEuw", "text": "With the emphasis on seasonal and local food, I was expecting a delicious showing of vegetables and fruits, but the best plate was the Prather Ranch burger and fries.  The medium rare burger was perfectly cooked and the first bite was a juicy piece of heaven.  Prather meat was given justice. \n\nThe dinner menu was a balanced mix of vegetarian and meat options.  Noteworthy was a farm egg pizza with green garlic and pancetta that revitalized my interest in an over saturated pizza market.  Although the halibut was a disappointment and suffered from overcooking, the mushroom dashi had a tasty inventiveness and the whipped tofu provided a warm, satisfying richness.\n\nFrom the desert menu, the chocolate hazelnut cake was okay, but my fat tastebuds were craving more of the fig ice cream once it was gone. \n\nMonday night had around a 30 minute wait and food was a bit slow so, the appetizers and wine were a brilliant choice.  Overall the meal was relaxing and fulfilling, but with a 50/per person meal (appetizer, entree, desert), I expect every dish to be good; not brilliant, but good. The fact that the 14 dollar burger was the highlight was a letdown.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1-7kC-m6Y812725m5sZKPw", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xXZqqFCmE7HbJ_ms2vpkBw", "text": "Came here one night after moving into the new apartment!\n\nIt was around 8:30pm and we didn't make any reservations, but thankfully, there was a table available for us. However, I think we just got lucky, because I know you usually have to have a reservation if you want to eat around 6pm--unless you're okay with waiting for a table. \n\nWe ordered the Summer Sausage (fennel puree, smoked potato salsa), Summer Squash Pizza (Redwood Hill Farm goat cheese, pesto), and Kale Salad (roasted carrots, capers, pine nuts, Fiscalini cheese).\n\nThe Summer Sausage's fennel puree was really delicious as well. I enjoyed the combination, because the creamy puree really played well with the saltiness of the sausage. Not only did the flavors compliment each other well, but the textures were like fireworks in your mouth.\n\nEven though the pizzas here are really thin, the Summer Squash pizza was very bold with flavor. The crust was beautiful as it puffed up from being baked. Nomnomnom.\n\nThe Kale Salad was small, but was very well balanced. I liked the vinaigrette it was served with, and I liked the texture contrast of having the roasted carrots and pine nuts in them. \n\nAs for drinks, we had both the sparkling and non-sparkling water, a bee sting cocktail (Square One botanical, ginger, lemon, honey, mint), and an IPA. The waitress was very helpful in terms of recommending a good cocktail. The bee sting wasn't too sweet nor too overpowering with alcohol. It was very refreshing.\n\nWhat makes Gather food so incredible is that the ingredients are from local producers and the owners value sustainability. Half of their menu is vegetarian/vegan and the other half is meat/fish. Their vision is directly reflected upon their food as well as their decor.\n\nI love how the restaurant has an open kitchen lining the entire back of the place. It's always great to see your food being prepared fresh! I love the brick-burning pizza open that immediately catches your eye when you walk into Gather. The restrooms are also absolutely fantastic as well. \n\nIf you don't know why I'm raving so much about Gather, well, then you should definitely go try out the restaurant! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "L8qWx1ai2mnqZRuT-wjrtw", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XYNZIfDXV5i_YsD4K8lJUw", "text": "I can't say enough about this place.\n\nVegan Charcuterie plate... delicious both times!  Most impressive was the mini BLT where the B was actually a piece of thinly sliced tofu which tasted amazingly like a pork rind.\n\nThe wild mushroom pizza was to die for.\n\nI was too full for dessert.  I must go back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uRGUONMGcan5TDo9dUPpVA", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YJqQ-yogrgF1ha7GUncGaA", "text": "Was finally able to make another visit to Gather in Berkeley, and once again the food was great but this time the service was much improved.  We got in early on a Saturday, sat at the bar immediately, and had some great cocktails and great food.  \n\nGenerally we find it more beneficial to order a larger numbers of smaller plates in this style of restaurant but we have had a mix of everything.  The latest visit included some of the following highlights:\n\nThe sardines with grilled calamari over avocado and pickled vegetables was out of this world, the highlight of our 3 restaurant tour that night.  The ink and chili oil really made it too.  \n\nPizza was quite filling, surprisingly so.  It was the special of the night with pancetta, fresh greens, and figs and could have used a bit of oil or something, but was still well accepted.  \n\nPork kidneys with lentils (another special) were ok at first, but as the dish got smaller and smaller, we liked it more and more until we basically licked the plate clean. \n\nThe only complaint we have about Gather is that it is relatively expensive and there are other similar options in Berkeley and Oakland that come in a little cheaper for what we consider just as good.  However, since our favorite restaurant Cellar Door in Santa Cruz changed chefs, Gather is the closest food we can find to what that used to be.  Farm to table, excellent presentation, very fresh tastes.  \n\nDefinitely a restaurant I recommend for a Berkeley eating experience, but Oakland offers more/cheaper/better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RTYCTlrqr4meT4_SpOkEgw", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YwhkCwhbZl-zWPMX1A3vCg", "text": "Very exotic menu items but I was in the mood for all American standards.  Burger ($14) was great.  Very good shoestring fries too.  Pizza was quite good.  \n\nMaybe a little over priced but GREAT staff and fun environment.  Would return.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cJyDfLw9uJT63MwFgz7XnA", "date": "2011-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zcU9tkh7J5l9UJKUfrII8g", "text": "I've been wanting to go to Gather since it opened, but we've been saving it for a special occasion dinner. On saturday, though, we found ourselves in need of lunch in downtown berkeley with parents, and decided to give it a try. The first thing we noticed on walking in the door was that there were about a dozen people standing in the entry waiting, a dozen or so waitstaff towards the back busily avoiding eye contact with the line, and about twice that many empty tables. We decided this didn't bode well for the service inside, but waited anyway. \n\nWe were seated outdoors, and while it took a long time for the waiter to make first contact or bring us water, the service turned out to be fine once things got going. I felt sorry for the table next to us though. They were a big-ish group, but not so big that there was a good reason for their dishes to come out in 3 sets spread over 15 minutes. \n\nMy two companions had the burger, which was very tasty, and I had the baked ricotta sandwich. The sandwich was okay, but the cheese should have been more seasoned somehow. Also, the menu said it had treviso on it, which I found undetectable. Maybe it was inadvertently left off? I also had a ginger beer, which was really terrific. \n\nAtmosphere was generally pleasant. There was a pretty inoffensive musician playing outside, though a little loudly for my taste. I always feel bad for people who play gigs like lunch time at a restaurant, but I lost my sympathy for her when she WALKED AROUND WITH A TIP JAR. So gauche! What are you? A busker on a subway train? I just paid 12 for my sandwich, the restaurant can afford to throw you a few bucks!\n\nAll in all, the food was fine, the service was inconsistent, and I was somewhat disappointed. I still want to give dinner a try.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oKRjqdjgjDMUfRRjk309rw", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gqTIXyTDW7o1Avt70eot0g", "text": "Wow, the split pea soup. \n\nEverything could be mended by this vegetarian masterpiece.\n\nWe need a place like Gather in DC right now.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OpQGBtEUFE4EYmB2XxToLA", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hzregWhyRVwhZBQzDJcZ9g", "text": "We had an incredible meal here last night. I can't even remember all of the deliciousness. The menu had a great range of veggie and meat dishes, which was great as our friends included vegetarians, carnivores, and bacon-vores. LOVED the vegan \"charcuterie,\" so many beautiful colors and interesting flavors! Fancy-mushroom pizza and gnocchi/dumpling special with tiny-lentil \"Bolognaise\" were also incredible. The Anderson Valley pinot recommended by the waiter was super-delicious. Desserts were good, although they were out of the chai creme brulee- sad. Honestly, I am a huge Millennium fan, but based on this meal, I might like Gather even better.  (It does have an advantage in that it serves real cheese and ice cream...mmm, real cheese and ice cream.)\n\nThe Michael Bauer review made it sound kind of in-your-face with its emphasis on local farms and sustainability, but I didn't find that at all. All of the information about the ingredients was provided, but the staff seems genuinely excited about it rather than being at all preachy. We have a lot of really awesome produce and wines in this area, why not celebrate them? \n\nPS- apparently they have lunch, and they're going to have brunch soon. NOM.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q16DAXMeehp9lbj07O4XTQ", "date": "2010-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IrlgnmLLxGImDPHelqbxMg", "text": "The two stars shown here are for the good things at Gather.\n\nGreat intention and some good food.\n\nWe went early 5:30 on a Saturday as we had our little girl with us but the place was swamped by 5:50.\n\nThe Good\n-Vegetarian charcuterie was interesting and well executed.\n-Regular charcuterie was also good but pretty standard, not even close to Wood Taverns or someplace like Perbacco.\n-The Pink Lady pizza was very good IMHO and my toddler agreed.\n-The Zinfandel we had which escaped my mind right now was very good, only one by the glass.\n\nThe Mediocre\n-Kale Salad was fine, tasted like something we would make at home a little oily and the cheese was mediocre.\n-Ok I know the tables are like recycled from a water tower or some such thing but wow my ass hurt after 90 minutes in those chairs. \n\nThe Bad\n- Service was slow; folks little tip folks people with kids are there to steal some time, not to linger.\n-Our server seemed very inexperienced despite the hipster hat he was wearing. Lots of silly hats at this place\n-Quinoa risotto dont call it risotto its not. I look forward to anyone doing something truly tasty with quinoa bleeech!\n\nI dont know maybe it was the overly self conscious Berk-liness of the place and the crowd. \n\nIll be back and I think it will be much better after they loosen up a bit and find the right groove.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cKtzEjVKgXmCgcEveEeXGQ", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lUw6mhtmDG7zfsx6FM9cZA", "text": "Brunch review time!\n\nAcme walnut French toast: DELICIOUS!  My bro and I split 1 piece since we had a pizza as well and it was gone in literally 60 seconds.  It's markedly different from the top Bostonian varieties I've had where they tend to use a cornflake crust for added crunch.  Instead, Gather excelled in selecting a combination of sauces and ingredients to provide a brilliantly complex party in your mouth.  The sweetness of the maple syrup and fruit compote...crunchiness of the walnuts...cinnamon spice from the bread...and tartness of the Straus yogurt all came together in perfect harmony =D  \n\nThe brunch pizza was a welcome change of pace as well with freshly cut bacon, eggs with yolks intact, and sweet caramelized onions.  The coffee, however, could use some work as it still had some sourness and excess acidity in the finish that I had to mask with extra milk.  \n\nThe prices are perfectly fine for the quality of the food and yay for complimentary sparkling water ^_^b", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DICLJDdq0HpvOVYR5mB4gA", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "owVe-rudhWTu8aAqoCSQtw", "text": "I was surprised how big this restaurant and its adjoining patio are. The decor is very industrial-chic, lots of metal, but with warm wood tables. It is a comfortable, light space, and not especially noisy, which I appreciate.\n\nThe four of us had lunch here and tried various sandwiches, all on fresh levain bread, grilled to a nice crisp--and all good. I also tried the soup of the day, three bean minestrone (vegan) and the roasted beet salad. The emphasis, of course is on local, sustainable foods. As a result, everything is fresh as can be. Service was refined and understated, but efficient. A good choice for parties with some carnivores and some vegetarians, as there are many options for each.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "px2AZNJaNKOoh8mj5q39Tw", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PeviwjOI-csuaPqDvl2tHw", "text": "sorry Gather.\nI love the decor. The waiter was fab - friendly, knowledgeable... but the food. What's up with the food? I ordered the crook neck squash entree. Turned out to be a pile of cooked vegetables with no relation to one another. The sum was not at all grater than the parts... possibly less because the entire thing was served in a pool of Worcestershire sauce. huh? \n\nhow can this be the new foodie mecca? what did we miss?\n\nfriends had an okay buger (nothing special, not worth $18 with fries) and a fried egg on top of a tomato. \n\nwe tried the famed vegan charcuterie. the eggplant bit with cashew cheese was very good. the tofu skin sandwich tasted like chicken skin - crispy salty. good. but the stewed vegetables were as appealing as the name.\n\ngood cocktails. like the pisco sours and cairo in flames was very good. \n\noverall dissapointing...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pbcNF3Hgsi-w3AMlg3HUIA", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Rl47wWnzWpgb-Wn_WWqIYQ", "text": "Saturday, 7:30PM. \nWaiter: Eric\n\nBad time to try this venue. It was jam packed and I didn't think they'd be able to handle the six of us without reservations. Hostess was able to seat us, albeit on the counter. \n\nTurns out that it was the best seat in the house! At least for us, because we wanted a peak at the preparations. \n\nQuickie:\n+Great service: our waiter, Eric, made great recommendations and knew everything about the menu!\n+Clean, upscale decor: the setup was like an IKEA times ten.\n+Menu diversity: omnivore? Carnivore? Vegetarian? Vegan? There's something for everyone.\n+Fresh, fresh, fresh ingredients with sustainable practices (YAYEAH!)\n\nFinal Call:\nThe food was delicious. Gather exuded an upscale feel sans the bourgie-ness. Eric, our waiter, was particularly enthusiastic and happy to be working that evening. \n\nWhy, was he so excited? Verbatim: \"...when you know the food is prepared fresh, meticulously and with pride, it's hard not to serve it with a smile.\" Nicely done Gather, keep up the good work!\n\n**********\nStuffed my face in:\n\n1. Vegan \"charcuterie\"\n     +\"Oysters in the half shell\" was the best of the fab five but they \n     were all pretty dang good\n2. Local halibut\n     +People who don't eat raw anything won't like this but to the more \n     adventurous folks, this was firm meat that tasted like it came right \n     out of the ocean\n3. Young chicken under a brick\n     +Juicy meat, fried onion was a nice addition\n4. Heirloom bean ragout\n     +WOW, flavorful bean soup thick enough for bread-dipping\n5. Mushroom \"cioppino\"\n     ++Even those averse to fungus would be shocked at the potent \n     flavors of this savory broth - I can't believe this was freakin' vegan!\n6. Sauteed greens\n     +Kale and chard action with caramelized onion and cabernet \n     vinegar\n7. Fresh milled creamy polenta\n     +Despite its namesake, this dish was light and lived up to polenta \n     delissssshousnessss\n8. Red velvet cake\n     +Smooth cake outlined with white chocolate, very potent!\n9. Chai creme brulee\n     +Poached apple with some dark chocolate action - are you kidding \n     me!?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2010-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TTKY1tZtnDw2WkgF0N-jpg", "text": "This place could turn me into a vegan which is saying a lot because I LOVE meat.\n\nThis really is a great place that caters to both carnivores and vegetarians.  Everyone wins.  Yeay.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BOSkl3S-MUI2ad1p2BUWeg", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "u4qCbZw0-h4UcUQDUqRPpw", "text": "Get a reservation early, you'll be happy you did!\n\nAs a student, I only came here because my best friend had a gift card. Ordered the vegetarian antipasti, a pizette, and roasted chicken.\n\nVery homestyle food. Not screwed around with. On the antipasti plate, really liked all of the tomatoes, tasted like candy. You could really tell that all of the veggies were picked well and were in season. There were some thing I could have lived without on the platter though. I know it changes often, so I'm sure it can be up or down.\n\nThe pizette was so yummy! And the arugula on top really broke up the richness. But it was a cold fall day and the roast chicken reminded me of Mom's. And trust me, almost everything my mom makes you pee your pants.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KHRjyRbIKK_d4VESzvXBBg", "date": "2010-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "unyNY9-GqavTPU5KIP3Dvg", "text": "Extremely happy with my visit with a group of friends. First off the interior is beautifully designed and has a welcoming layout. The atmosphere was definitely buzzing, but we had no problem hearing our own conversations at seating for 8. \n\nThe Food here is wonderful. Full of flavor and in combinations that are very unique using ingredients both familiar and unfamiliar that kept everyone at the table saying the same thing after tasting \"Ooh, that was good, what was that?\" with responses of \"I have no idea but pass it over here\" or \"Mmmmm\". In any case, the menu is very vegetarian friendly though there is enough to satisfy the average carnivore as well. \n\nWith our party of 8 we managed to widely sample the menu, including Halibut tartare, Compressed strawberries, Baby Artichoke Salad, Spring Vegetable Salad, Spring vegetable broth, Vegan \"charcuterie\", Spicy tomato Pizza, Barbecued young chicken, Prather Ranch burger, Braised Lamb Shoulder. EVERYTHING was good according to all diners, well sourced, executed and most important, TASTY. Favorites for me was definitely the BBQ Chicken (juicy and fall of the bone tender), Vegan charcuterie (amazing variety, unexpected, and very flavorful), and the Spicy tomato Pizza (light, wonderfully crispy crust, and had a good spicy bite). Oh, and I had the best Ginger Beer I've ever had. Light, refreshing and with a real spicy ginger kick like i've never had anywhere else before. Excellent. \n\nService was great, the hostess was very accommodating to our group despite last minute changes to our party. Our server explained everything very well and kept all of our glasses refilled. Food came out promptly and for the price I thought everything was a great value. Gather is definitely a place to return to.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7oWU5ObJjMJ4AloSe_qE5w", "date": "2011-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wXVZ8aNKyT6VDVMNjeCSYw", "text": "It's so Berkeley to know what farm everything comes from...laughing stock quail, and abigail farms chicken, and oh my god, have you watched that YouTube where Alice Waters poaches an egg over a roaring fire?  Anyway, I warned my colleague that this place was very Berkeley.  The food was generally quite tasty, although nothing was outstanding.  The chanterelle pizza was the highlight of the main meal.  Nice crispy crust with tasty mushrooms.\n\nThe fish special was generally good although a bit lukewarm.  The vegan charcuterie was very well-presented and tasty.  I had slightly higher expectations...I wanted something on the plate to blow me away, but alas it didn't.  Dessert was very tasty.  The citrus rice pudding was fantastic as was the house made ice creams. \n\nA solid 4 stars on the food.  Minus half a star for uneven service.  The waiter was nice enough, just spread a bit then, and the kitchen seemed utterly disorganized.   Plus a half star though for housemade sparkling water.  Everytime I get sparkling water, I find myself just a bit happier.\n\nUpdate 11/18:\nI've had many a good meal at Gather and sometimes a few great meals.  I come to this place often, but I have to say the one thing I find sorely lacking is consistency.  The food is always respectable and the service is adequate, but it can't just quite hit that 5-star level.  In my last 3 meals, I've been blown away once with my best meal in a long while, had a tasty but not perfect meal, and was sincerely disappointed with some pretty so-so dishes on my last visit.  Maybe this is the challenge of a restaurant that changes it's menu so often.  I've also found tremendous variability among the servers too...ranging from acceptable to outstanding. \n\nBy the way, the swordfish is to die for.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VnKj044Tt5doqaVDIJbWsw", "date": "2010-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "x6XyjQQYqG5IMPgTfXc5fg", "text": "I went here last week on a pseudo-date. Notwithstanding my own weird issues regarding the labeling of the excursion as \"pseudo\" rather than something more concrete (believe me, I could write PAGES about that), Gather was, if a bit on the expensive side, delicious!\n\nHere's what we had:\n\nRed Russian kale salad:\n- roasted heirloom carrots, pine nuts, Fiscalini cheese (v*, gf)\n\nVegan \"charcuterie\" (this is a small appetizer plate):\n- Roasted corn on the cob, leek \"butter,\" Sigaretta Dolce chili\n- Baby Yukon gold potatoes, celery, yellow romano beans, crispy capers, \"tonnato\" sauce\n- Crispy Yuba (bacon tasting), lettuce, avocado, and tomato sandwich, smoked garlic mayonnaise\n- Tuscan Rose eggplant, cashew \"ricotta,\" \"putanesca\" sauce, fennel top pesto\n- Seared summer vegetables, \"ranch\" (v, gf*)\n\nHeirloom squashes Pizza: \n- squash blossoms, Sierra Nevada goat cheese, Fontinella, arugula pesto\n\nThe salad was good, although they piled it high with the shaved cheese and it looked a little unappetizing. After biting in, the carrots and the cooked kale (not entirely cold) with the cheese and dressing was delicious. The portion size was good.\n\nThe charcuterie was out of this world.  A couple of the offerings were either boring (veggies with vegan ranch? I can do that at home) or kind of not good (I would have passed on the potatoes) or kind of confusing (the corn was delicious, but I wasn't sure if I should eat the cob or just the corn off of the cob--very awkward and I'm still not sure even now). The \"BLT\" was DELISH and the eggplant was HEAVENLY.\n\nThe pizza was a bit crusty for my tastes, but it appears all of the pizzas they make have crusts similar. Other than that, it was good. Probably not worth the $18 we paid, but still really good flavors.\n\nI guess I was most disappointed because this place serves meat. I thought, implicit in its name, it was at least vegetarian, if not vegan?\n\nI would have given three stars, but our service was excellent and since it's brand new I feel its best for the restaurant to break itself in a little bit. But then, I'm optimistic that my pseudo-dates will turn into real ones, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C9aipyN2JvkWWjMRRWFB2g", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YEhdnu9XajE6t4oYulOPEQ", "text": "Came here for a birthday dinner with friends on a Wednesday night, and it was still busy. It's good to make reservations.\n\nAtmosphere: Pretty! Wooden chairs, tables, and a nice open area.\n\nFood: Ordered the barbecued young chicken. The meat was flavorful and fell off the bone and the portion size was satisfying. My friends had the pizzas and burgers, and they all looked pretty damn good (and according to them, they were).\n\nDrinks: Vodka Smash - yummmmmmmy. I love the zest of cucumber, and it wasn't too strong, but you could taste the alcohol\n\nDessert: Hazelnut Chocolate Cake, great balance of flavor between Hazelnut and Chocolate, and the ice cream made it even more delicious. I also got a free dessert for my birthday, which was niiiiiice.\n\nOverall: Fresh food, good service, and worth a try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZVjYLz5TkOvOkOTLatdbpQ", "text": "Came here with a party of 8 without a reservation on a Saturday night = major mistake. This was was completely packed by the time we arrived there. I think we tried to make reservations earlier during the day, but all of the reservations were filled as well. \n\nI think the place is quite overrated. Let's just say my experience went from a 5 down to 4 upon arrival of the food and 3.5 when the bill came. \n\nThe ambience and the atmosphere of the restaurant was definitely 5 stars. Walking into the restaurant, I can smell the aroma of good food. We got seated in the outdoor patio area, which was kind of nice, for some fresh air, light breeze (though it got quite cold later), and nice jazzy music. Our waiter was extremely nice, with a sense of humor. Instead of offering just regular water, they had sparking water as well. \n\nThe menu was quite different from what I saw on the website. They had the evening special, which was the Halibut fish. But since it costs around $28, I figured it wouldn't be worth it. Instead, I shared a Duck sausage pizza, pork pizza, and burger with 2 others. The food took around 30 minutes to arrive. The duck sausage was quite interesting because they had a pouched egg in the center, which tasted quite good actually. However, I didn't quite like the crust because it was hard and some parts were burnt. The burger was delicious but tiny, the size of a small fist. I enjoyed the complementary thin crisp fries. Instead serving with ketchup, they had some organic kind of bbq sauce, which tasted pretty unique. \n\nOverall, the experience was unique and food was quite good, but paying $16 for 2 small slices of pizza and a third of a small burger was  not so worthwhile.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_zwKBgjgNz87Q6qw2SL7BA", "text": "I'm an environmentalist health nut, and this place is just perfect for my taste...or any taste, really.\n\nI like to go vegan whenever I can, and it was extremely easy here. The menus are very clearly marked with \"V\" for vegan, \"GF\" for gluten-free, and \"L\" for locavore. Unfortunately, I didn't find any \"V, L\" options besides the side of vegetables. A local-vegan dish would have been perfect. But what I did find was a bunch of satiating vegan dishes. I swear, they work magic back in that kitchen, because red quinoa does not normally taste so good!\n\nI tried some non-vegan dishes too. The polenta was great, especially if you're really picky on texture. Since I came with my family, I also got a chance to try three desserts in one night! My brother ordered the goat cheese panna cotta, and mom got the dark chocolate crema. My favorite was my own dessert: chai creme brulee! It's light as a cloud, but the flavor is incredibly powerful. My second favorite was the dark chocolate crema. That thing is soo rich, so don't even think about melting it. Just let it sit on your tongue and let it work its magic. It comes with fresh whipped cream too, which is a fantastic touch. As for the panna cotta, I actually forgot what it tastes like (whoops!) but it wasn't bad either.\n\nIf you get a chance to yank your face from your dish, definitely check out the architecture. The interior is made from refashioned materials. You'll probably notice that the \"pitcher\" of water they keep at each table is actually a glass milk bottle. So cute! And the benches are especially cool - upholstered with used leather belts! Nothing like an upcycled seat to give your bum a guilt-free feeling.\n\nOh, and definitely try their sodas. They have a housemade seasonal soda (worth trying), and they serve Taylor's tonic chai cola. If you love chai, you'll love this cola. It's amazing, and the chai aftertaste doesn't go away for a full minute. Good news for someone like me =]\n\nI had no problem with the service here. I've been to other restaurants where the waitors are actually kind of snobby, especially when you're unfamiliar with something. I definitely digged the lack of HOW-DARE-YOU-NOT-KNOW-PANNA-COTTA attitude.\n\nBut I'm not too crazy about the price. The bill came out to be like $124 for the three of us, not including our tip. And we ate everything! So if you're starving, don't come here. Save your Gather experience for special occasions, not for a quick bite to eat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L9gNOeTqTy1h0sibUJ9iHQ", "date": "2009-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0V79BXe5a_vPCoSsjo_5xQ", "text": "Wow. Wow....\n\nThis place is very special. I had read reviews, but hadn't gone until last weekend. It was totally worth the money, a real treat. The vegan charcuterie is so amazing-it's a little taste of some real yumminess. The fava beans were fresh and tasty. Those things are hard to cook, if you've ever tried. I give this 5 stars and 5 thumbs up!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IL2yTm7zGmsTF4iKVSZ0ug", "date": "2010-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "71YurqkLMbZOg3sTEeA9xQ", "text": "So . . . I'm not a huge proponent of all this organic, local farm blahdy blah.  It's a nice idea, but is it just me . . it seems slightly . . pretentious.  Or contrived.  Or  . . . something else bad.\n\nThey claim that their menu is 50% vegetarian and 50% meat and fish, which I find difficult to believe under the laws of percentages.  Granted, they have a burger and pork belly on the menu, but it seemed like the majority of the dishes were comprised of a menagerie of vegetables.  Which is perfectly fine once in a while and if you're in the mood for a lighter meal.  \n\nSo why am I giving them four stars when I'm clearly annoyed by the foundational tenets of this restaurant?  Well, the vegan charcuterie and beefsteak and eggs (no meat . . .bah) were tasty and different.  And for once I left a restaurant not feeling as if I was going to die of a clogged artery from the amount of garbage I just consumed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "txWFXIMtDUaheiePKnAQyg", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A0fgfN3JAT4PoV3EUuTxDQ", "text": "I've head \"Gather? Pretty good!\" and \"Gather? Meh.\" from my friends and family.\n\nAfter my visit, I lean more toward the pretty good side.  That vegan charcuterie plate was freakin' amazing.  I mean, that presentation takes a lot of thought, and it was tasty too (though I am an almost-vegetarian and have no issues with those sorts of things).\n\nI also thought the pizzas were fun.  I recommend the cashew butter one if you don't mind a red sauce-less pizza that's sort of more like yummy bread with dip on it.\n\nPrices are high due to the high-quality of ingredients and probably popularity.  I was there on a Monday night and it was pretty packed.  If you're not into the whole expensive for top ingredients/produce, don't go here.  I, thankfully, am NOT in that category.\n\nI'd go back for lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XUNKH9hVS18f1XuhYPZVtQ", "date": "2010-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cuQpIKRPtrAY5HiifeVSTA", "text": "hell no! never ever again. made a reservation, confirmed the reservation, got there 10 mins before reservation,  BUT when we got there, the table is not even ready. they told us to wait a couple mins so we waited for 30 mins and never got a table so we decided to leave. im very very very very disappointed. \n\ni thought you make a reservation so you dont have to wait. i guess thats not the case for this restaurant.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "NpucqtpEfyM3lAILiQc6dg", "date": "2010-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_epCXAvP_uWPTCPBctPt7Q", "text": "Smoked Heirloom Eggplant Sandwich. With Avocados, Heirloom Tomatoes and Grilled Onions and a Side of Mixed Greens. This was pretty good. It was a very squishy sandwich though so I was glad I had a plate so I could fork and knife it. The flavors in the sandwich mixed well together and I loved their bread. The mixed greens were also delish, it had a light balsamic vinaigrette on it. The portions were pretty good too because I only ate half of the sandwich and took the rest to go (more about that later). Noms. \n\nOpen-face Cannellini Bean Sandwich. With Lindencroft Summer Squash, Smoked Mozzarella, Opal Basil-Lemon Ash Pesto and Spicy Tomato Salsa. My friend ordered this but I ended up getting this in my to-go box. Fail on the server's part. But this sandwich was nommy as well. I'm not usually a fan of squash but this was yummy and the different textures of the starchy beans and more fibrous squash was delish. I also liked the smokey flavor the mozzarella added to the sandwich. The salsa, however, was not the least bit spicy. \n\nNote: Most of their sandwiches can be request to be vegan and gluten free. \n\nFood was good, but service wasn't that great. They weren't attentive and they mixed up our takeout boxes. Sure, I should have checked to make sure, but when you put a box in front of a person you expect it to be yours. Sadface. -1 star for that. \n\nSee photos of food, http://potbellypanda.tumblr.com", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dHLL7SVGJw5uM6IEp_wb4Q", "date": "2011-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iyBTa9QB3lSi9axHAMgt_A", "text": "First time here-  Very impressed  with the food . Ordered the Pork Belly,  Kale salad ,  Fontinella Pizza  and one of their specials - pork skin with kumquat , strawberries and kiwi.  The Pork belly ofcourse just melted in my mouth which was expected .. Very , very tasty and cooked perfectly. Pork skin with the different types of fruit was a good combination of salty, sweet, sour and citrusy flavors. The Kale salad was really good mixed with carrots and pine nuts. Great salad and perfect combination with both pork dishes ordered. The pizza was delish and added an egg for extra touch. For my drink I ordered the Oxford Street and it was delish.\n\nI am taking off 2 stars for the service. Our waiter was BAD!   We had to call him several times to get bread ( which I mentioned twice), asked for fresh red pepper flakes which is TYPICALLY offered by all quality restaurants and good servers when pizza is ordered ( I had to ask him for that) and had to call him again after I asked for the Beer menu . Isn't it obvious that If I asked for a beer menu that I would like to order one? No need to call you again for the 4th time..\n\nQuick tip- Ask for the levain bread if you want it and make sure your server hears you, so you don't have to ask twice.\n\nWould like to recommend this to other ELITE YELP members however I am debating or holding back because of the BAD service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w7RP1MZad3YO7Vjgp3s3Dg", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pIWBNSjyEMP3bsUaQE4aZg", "text": "I completely ADORE this place....so im one of the un-savvy locals who has never treaded to the opposite side of shattuck st in Berkelely. I mean theres so much there who would have thought theres even MORE on the other side??? lol\n\nso  looking up a neutral place for my boyfriend and I to have dinner since im a vegan and hes not is not always an easy task and seldom has good results. I mean someones usually gotta compromise...but not here!!\n\nFirst off The place is BEAUTIFUL but not uppity. Its perfect for a casual lunch, business meeting, or romantic date. The menu and decor are so versatile its crazy. You can get something fancy like the \"Vegan Charcuterie\" or an entire half chicken served on a platter (litterally) or something simple like a butternut squash pizza. Either way you your taste buds will be delighted by the freshest seasonal ingredients. no matter what you get it will be BOMB\n\nIt can be a bit pricey especially if youre like me and its your first time so you just want EVERYTHING! for dinner between me and my boyfriend we paid 73$ that included drinks appetizer and entrees. so its not craaazy but probably better for your wallet if you are disciplined enough to order one thing.\n\ni definitely plan to come back here as soon as possible and explore the UC side of berkeley more often :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "trtwEmnP7UBHBTmfHdZU2Q", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sFq-xDyIjysXYlCDktlZaw", "text": "My review for Gather is long overdue, but after yet again another run-in with their uber-pretentious staff, I figured it was time.   Now let me say that their food is delicious and if it weren't for there awesome breakfast pizza, I would have fired this place long ago.  Gather is pretty ridiculous and I am pretty certain they train their staff to be as pretentious as possible and give their customer a hard time about EVERYTHING.  Here are some examples:\n\n-- I have been to Gather many times for brunch, and each time the restaurant is about 1/4-1/3 full....like, you will NOT be waiting in line for this place.  But each time I have been for brunch the conversation goes something like this.  Like really, this happens every time (and if you bring a stroller this is evening MORE of an issue)\n    \"Do you have a reservation\"? (hipster host with mustache)\n    \"No.\" (me looking around at the empty restaurant)\n    \"Ugh....hhhmmmm....I just dunno if we can fit you in\" (HHWM)\n    \"Really?  Looks like there is plenty of room\" (me)\n    \"Make a reservation next time\" (look of disgust from HHWM)  \n\n--- If you ever ask the staff at Gather to substituent an ingredient or bring something on the side be prepared for them to give you big time attitude about it.  Here is how my conversation with the waiter went this past weekend at Gather:\n     \"Can I please get the bacon breakfast pizza but sub in sausage instead of bacon?\" (me)\n     \"We dont do subs.  We like to make our food as it says in the menu.  Plus, our food is SO fresh that sometimes we dont have the ingredient. And we dont have usages today\" (hipster waiter sighing audibly)\n      \" They do it for me all the time. So, do you not have the Sausage pizza that you have on the menu already?  Or do you not have sausage to add on a pizza like it says on the menu?\" (me)\n      \"Uuuummmm...no we do have that.\" (Waiter truly shocked that I caught him in a lie)\n      \"OK, so since your food is so fresh I am assuming you dont have pre-made pizza.  I am sure you can sub in Sausage instead of bacon\" (me)\n      \"Well, I will have to ask the chef\" Waiter walks away annoyed and in a huff\n      5 minutes later he returns and does not look at me in the eye.\n      \"The chef said no problem\".  \n\nThis annoying attitude is something that I endure every time I come to this restaurant.  It would be much better dining experience if the staff would just relax and realize that there are a million establishments in the Bay Area that are just as good and fresh as Gather--so no need for the attitude.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Z1sSJegjDJNx5WO3LZWnng", "date": "2011-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "E1UUXczGJQpBCo7w7zx1Dw", "text": "Like lots of hippie high brow endeavours  the intention is great while the execution is weak. That describes our experience at Gather.\n\nIt's only been open a few weeks and there was a lot of hype about the place but it failed to live up to it.\n\nIt started when I made a reservation on line at 8:15 through open table. When we got there I was told the reservation system said the reservation was for 8:30. I have used the system for as long as it's existed and I know that the only people that can change the reservation are at the restaurant so I knew they were lying to me.\n\nThere were two hostess there at the front desk but mostly they just frowned and ignored people for most the night or talked to the staff. I think they are going for group serving which you get in fine dining places were everyone takes care of the tables and when it works makes for constant attentiveness but instead we just got a collection of servers and staff that couldn't tell us what we were eating, that asked if we had gotten food that had been served already and then at the end of our meal we couldn't get anyone's attention even though there were three people talking to each other. The staff seems very untrained and inexperienced. I really hope they work on it.\n\nThe space was weird too, for being all about homey hearty food, it was in a new construction building with no sound baffling. It was very hard to hear my dining companions and the layout was odd with servers either having to walk around a long railing or lean over it.\n\nNow on to what's important the food.\nThe menu looks great, the description were interesting and it's good we read them well because our servers could tell us almost nothing about them.\n\nThere were three of us, one vegan, one vegetarian and one omnivore. We order the vegan charcuterie, the watermelon radish salad, the cardoons, Red quinoa risotto and the pork cheeks and finish it with the chai creme brulee.\n\nThe one consistent thing with all our dishes were that the portions were SMALL and considering the quinoa and pork cheeks were under Large plates, I can say they need to rename things.\n\nThe first dish out was the crispy cardoon even though we order the vegan charcuterie ten minutes before. A cardoon is just a cousin of the artichoke and it taste like one especially when it's fried just like an artichoke. It tasted just like the fried artichokes you get at fair food stands. It came on a tomato pesto sauce that was great.\n\nThen the vegan \"charcuterie\" came. First of all why call it charcuterie? Charcuterie means deli so why not call it vegan deli platter? but I don't even think that would be right. What it actually seems to be is eight vegan spread. I asked the server to tell us what each was to which he replied \"I don't really know, and then pointed to one and said that's mushroom something. The portions of each were tiny with two bites at the most. They were tasty but rather bland.\n\nThen we got the watermelon radish salad which was larger than our so called \"large plates\". it was probably the best thing and a super easy dish to make.\n\nThe \"large plates came out\". The red quinoa risotto was small, tasty but small and I have no idea why they called it a risotto since there is no rice in it and there is nothing creamy about it. It did have a savory mushroom broth and flavour and was probably the best tasting thing we had. My pork cheeks were small too but very tender and moist, they were served on a lemon polenta that was better than the meat.\n\nWe were still all hungry after eating our meal so we ordered the chai creme brulee which was tiny! it was tiny tiny square of creme brulee with the tiniest segments of blood oranges and tiny pieces of pear. The brulee was not firm enough but the one bite each we had was tasty.\n\nThey make a big deal about using local produce but I've never heard of locally grown pears at this time of the year.\n\nThe bill came to 77 dollar, not cheap for the little morsel of rather bland food we received. Over the course of the meal we were served by eight different people, four of them who couldn't answer basic questions about the food. I understand they are recently open but staff should never say I don't know and leave it at that, they should go and find out the information.\n\nI'm going back next week with another friend to see if the service will get better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D5uMny1pAVWhNGDvFDPp8g", "date": "2010-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0TFkYhukzltzxVMlFN3Hlg", "text": "Stopped through Berkeley for a quick brunch. I hadn't visited the campus area since I graduated in 2004, so this was among the many newer nicer changes I noticed. This restaurant (along with the whole building) used to be a huge parking lot when I was in college. I heard from other diners that Gather just recently opened a little over a year ago.\n\nWe ordered their fresh local lettuce salad with two eggs, a side of bacon, and their scramble with the chorizo.  All the food tasted amazing. It's rare to find such a restaurant that offers decently-priced (at least for brunch) locally-sourced organic dishes!\n\nI don't know why people were complaining about the size of the salads...both my husband and I thought they were HUGE. This is coming from me, a big eater (I finish 2/3 lb burgers at The Counter).\n\nThe eggs were probably the best eggs I've had at a restaurant, and they tasted and looked (deep yellow yolks) a lot like the pasture eggs I buy at home. I wouldn't be surprised if they actually were pasture eggs, but then that would be a pretty amazing thing for a restaurant to offer.\n\nThe bacon was perfectly cooked to a crispy-yet-still-chewy -- and nice and thick slices! Scramble and the side of potatoes were out of this world as well.\n\nService was a bit on the slow side, but still very friendly. The decor was so cute and \"organic\" looking. My husband even noticed that the seats were made from recycled leather belts haha -- how environmental =P The restaurant seems pretty roomy, and we noticed they also have patio space. When we went there as a nice mix between college students and a more mature/older crowd as well.\n\nI had an amazing meal and hope to be able to try their dinner menu sometime!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7KsXJ8MvU9VIG78W10s0SQ", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F8NH_SJLSYjYwkL2Iv1ZhA", "text": "I was skeptical about the prospects for a new restaurant in downtown Berkeley, but this is a winner.  I only tried a couple of things, the watermelon radish salad (delicious!) and the cod.  The devotion to quality ingredients, exuberant yet simple presentations, and creating a complimentary environment is obvious.  I really want to come back and try the rest of the menu, pizzas and all.  Could become addicting.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XQ-m75M0aCkCckFBjL0d4w", "date": "2009-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jtKaAnEOL_FHEu9j6JK-ww", "text": "Gather can be a hit or a miss depending on where you are seated and depending on the season/menu choices. I've had prompt and attentive service, great meals and cocktails while other times we were sat in a corner, had mediocre food and mixed up orders.\n\nThe lack of consistency means it's only a 2 star as I'd rather go somewhere which is good (not great) consistently rather than experience such high's and lows as described above. \n\nMy recommendations if you do go: \ncheck the menu before seating\ndon't get sat in the corner/get served by a bartender\nverify portion/plate sizes so there are no surprises\nconsider reservations in advance as walk-in space will fill up early on", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5Vq8IKr0glGCRGjNPeoc6A", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yF-lFumbC4DerrojQaoYrg", "text": "They change their menu often, but if you get lucky, the must haves are: shaved radish salad, seared cod & braised pork cheeks!! All mouth watering, really. \n\nI truly truly truly love this place!! Berkeley needed a place like this long time ago, and I am really glad we finally got :o) Kudos to Chez Panisse people who realized that most of us mortals like to eat well but cannot afford to frequent their North Berkeley establishment! Now we have a place that has that unbelievable Berkeley ambiance, all-natural organic menu and does not cost an arm and a leg!\n\nSo here's the story: went there on a Monday night with a few girlfriends to celebrate a Bday. First, we ordered a vegan charcuterie as an appetizer. I have no idea what was in there, but it was very delicious! Even if you're not a vegetarian (which we aren't), it is simply impossible not to enjoy the different palette of tastes that's on that plate! \n \nAs second meals, I ordered a seared cod, girls ordered a potato pizza, housemade burger and some wild exotic salad (sorry don't remember the name!). My fish was unbelievably tender and went really well with the artichoke puree it was on! Same goes for the pizza and hamburger, but I only had one bite of each so won't really consider mine as an expert opinion.\n\nBefore I also tried their braised pork cheeks, and OMG I loved it! The polenta goes so well with pork and breadcrumbs, it creates an explosion of taste in your mouth! DO TRY!! Same goes for the shaved radish salad, albeit pork cheeks are a little heavier :o)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3lbBBNpPkJWl0u7RxOIkqw", "date": "2010-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "86KoHVW0BFDFyWMIJkWvXQ", "text": "I wanted to like the place.  Berkeley needs more un-overrun-by-cheap-ass-college-students-places.  That being said, we are also very used to reasonable prices for decent cuisine.\n\nI get that it's local, sustainable, organic, gluten-free, veg-friendly etc, but some items did seem on the pricey side.  Example: braised lamb appetizer.  $11 for a baby's fist of lamb.  Yes, it tasted fresh and tender, but really now.  It just looked sad.  They weren't kidding about the small plate thing.\n\nOn the other hand, $11 for the bay squid appetizer of more heft and heartier warmth seemed well worth it.  It was delicious and had just the right mix of flavors.\n\nThe three of us also ordered the charcuterie plate, chicken under a brick, and pork cheeks.  It seemed to be JUST enough food for us.  Charcuterie plate was to be expected, some items more delicious than others, a couple were too fatty to be enjoyable.  \n\nChicken under a brick was a decent-sized portion and the pork cheeks were on the slightly small side.  Both were...good.  But my meal companions were right.  Some of the dishes had TOO many flavors.  I get the idea of mixing unique flavors to create new flavors, but to be honest, it was kind of a flavor explosion in my mouth and not always in a good way.  So to be clear, it wasn't bad.  More like...not necessary.\n\nI think it's worth a try, especially if you're one of the hardcore who buys Strauss milk every week or if your major is conservation resource studies or if you use Tom's toothpaste.  Otherwise, I doubt I'll go out of my way to return.  \n\nDamage was $30/person with no alcohol and no desserts.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WYoy-T0VGq9g2UILqrLc-A", "date": "2010-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Yi898ysFYzj5OKnho3G8mA", "text": "I was very excited to hear about the opening of Gather, since the downtown Berkeley area (I'm not talking the Gourmet Ghetto here, but further south) leaves a lot left to be desired in the restaurant department.  Sometimes I just want to go out and see...people my age (sorry undergrads).\n\nAnyway, Gather has a really warm, inviting ambiance.  They don't over- or under-decorate, and I like the idea of their furniture being made from local (Sebastopol) wood.  Cool.  When I went in last Friday night, the place was bumping.  My group had to wait for a table, and opted to hit the bar for some drinks.  I was a *little* disappointed when I realized that they don't have a full liquor menu, but only a short list of rather frou-frou drinks.  I opted for the bee-sting: organic vodka, muddled ginger and mint, and agave nectar - shaken and served in a martini glass.  It was good, and POTENT.  However, I would like to see a more \"general\" drink menu other than these specialty drinks and beers.  Sometimes a girl just wants a regular martini!  But I did appreciate the bar service (it was excellent).\n\nWe got our table relatively quickly, and I was overall impressed by the waitstaff - very attentive and friendly.  I ordered a glass of the Santa Cruz Rose - very crisp and full-bodied.  For dinner, I ordered the roasted chanterelle pizza with leeks, thyme and mozzarella.  The crust was thin and perfectly crispy, and the flavors were excellent.  Others at the table ordered the Burger (very tasty, despite the price-tag), and the  heirloom bean ragout was very flavorful and spiced well.  Unfortunately, we were all too full to try dessert, but will definitely do so next time.\n\nYes, it's pricy, but I appreciate the locavore, sustainable, organic state of mind.  I didn't leave hungry, and thought the food was excellent.  I also enjoy the idea that I will be able to try something different next time, as the menu will change with the seasons.  It's the way I like to eat, but may not be for everyone.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vZn3amLocqSNtasfMp3RgQ", "date": "2010-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "xQ2quaklNtbH8KqsKrtH0A", "text": "I have gone to Gather about 5-6 times and until last night have had some really fantastic meals there. In the past both food quality and service have been excellent, but unfortunately the UNHOLY RUDENESS of the server we had last night has colored my entire experience with Gather and is now making me wonder if 1 star is too many for this joke of a resto. \n\nHere's what happened:\nWe waited 15 minutes for the waitress to come over, when we told her we were ready to order, she left and took another 10 minutes to come back. This was fine, we were relaxed, not in a hurry, and the place was about  full so we knew she had several tables to manage.  We waited another 10 minutes for her to bring the wine we ordered, then another 25 minutes  for apps to be served and then 45 minutes (after finishing apps) more for entrees to arrive, and then only 3 out of 4 plates were set with no explanation as to where the 4th entr\u00e9e was.  After a few minutes we flagged her down and asked where the 4th plate was and she snapped \"IT'S COMING RIGHT NOW OKAY???!!!WHY DON'T THE REST OF YOU JUST START!!!!\"  \n\nSuper rude right? Well , still wanting to have a nice time and not ruin the night out we said nothing. (BIG MISTAKE)  Finally the 4th plate arrives and we can eat.  Everything tasted fine (although the BBQ chicken was kinda salty) but we were starving so again no complaints.  We eat, within a few minutes while my dad is still eating a buss boy tries to clear our plates, not very cool but we just wave him away and don't really say anything.  Everyone finishes... and then we sit there for another 35 minutes. The resto is now nearly empty, our waitress has maybe 2 other tables to deal with and we see her standing by the kitchen chatting to a coworker. I try to  politely make eye contact, wave her over to ask for the check.  10 more minutes pass and she finally comes over. We have now been at Gather for almost 3 hours. We just want to leave. The parents are getting super tired, we start chatting about yelp reviews etc. The waitress apparently overhearing comes over ( while I am talking) interrupts and says \"I need to talk to you, tonight we were very busy, and yeah I took a little longer than usual...\"\n\nI looked up at her in shock, was this crazy b*tch actually getting bent out of shape because we were discussing yelp? Did she really just interrupt me?    I told her to just bring the check, we didn't need to have a conversation with her. She walks away and comes back with a dried-out skanky piece of cake and tries to put it on the table saying \"this is a peace offering\"  \n\nI finally snapped and said \" NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID CAKE, JUST BRING THE DAMN CHECK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???\"\n\nShe starts arguing with me. I tell I do not care about her or any of her issues we just want to leave and never return.  We go thru this for a few more minutes before she finally agrees to put the check down.   We leave , vow never to return, tell all of our friends that what once was a great restaurant is now ruined by rude, obnoxious and weirdly self important wait staff.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "dxpNGk0-MlQ7FkN4ksV0ug", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 11, "useful": 13, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "FJHRMCAnV1m-StEbBjYeCQ", "text": "Alright, i'm gonna take a huge leap here and put my Yelp reputation on the line here. (Actually, this isn't that huge of a risk)- I'm declaring it now regardless, Gather is THE BEST restaurant in the East Bay. \n\nOh yes, it's damn good.\n\nGet the pizza, get the sandwich, get the soup, get it all.\n\nIf you've ever read my Yelp reviews before, you'll know there is one thing I often mention when giving a restaurant 4-5 stars. FLAVOR. Flavor flavor flavor means the world to me, and gather has a stranglehold on it. Gather has flavor owned like it's bitch. Gather takes flavor, wraps it up like a rubber band ball, and bounces it around the kitchen and onto your plate like a professional restaurant should. \n\nOh Em Geez the flavor. \n\nThe cauliflower pizza is insane. With broccoli and tomato, capers and cashews, a delicious mix of sauce and cheese with a splash of chili oil. The crust is super thin, with a puffy balled up edge- It's vegan gold, quite frankly. Oh, and the braised mushroom sandwich! Hello! This sandwich packs a flavor so outstanding you might literally have to order a second sandwich to go. \n\nSit by the bar area if you want to watch the chefs work on your \"organic, free range, etc etc\" food! Yeah, this is one of those places too, so come get your 'Berkeley' on folks. This place is amazing, an instant favorite of mine- and I really can't think of a place in the East Bay that serves a more flavorful combination of dishes as Gather does. I 100% see a Michelen Star in their future, without a question.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-4BEUkLvHQntN6qPfKJP2w", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 12, "useful": 12, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "APfit89GNwO_dIkWKZE2Uw", "text": "Gather (verb) to bring close; to come together around a central point. \n\nJust the thought of the name of this great dining establishment is warm & inviting. It's perfect enough for a delicious brunch with a group of friends or colleagues in their outdoor patio equipped with heat lamps and spaciousness, & intimate enough to take a date to ravish in biodynamic wines & organic cocktails.\n\nGather supports local food producers & offers vegan or gluten free options on alot of their dishes upon request. Definitely something for everyone!\n\nI flove their new Pig Leg Sandwich ($13) served with side baby greens. This sandwich actually replaced their popular pulled pork sandwich which I was dying to try, but ultimately didn't miss since I can say with much confidence that their pig leg sandwich is now my favorite sandwich in the East Bay! Simple, to the point & packs a punch. It sits on perfectly toasted ciabatta bread, served with shaved torpedo onions, cr\u00e8me fraiche mustard vinaigrette, & I believe cabbage? Soooooooo good I can't stop thinking about it! \n\nThe Stinging Nettle Pizza ($18) served with smoked mozzarella & olive caper sauce was light yet satisfying. Capers can sometimes overpower a dish and add an element of over saltiness, but they were well balanced in the pizza. The crust, with perfect texture & added crisp, leaves you wanting a dip or olive oil to dip into.\n\nThe food came out very quickly within approximately 4-6 minutes from when we ordered. Their service was great & everything was almost perfect except that our waiter forgot our water and didn't get it to us until after our food was served. Other than that, a great way to spend an afternoon with people you love.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gr0-2lV6TP0t66V6DmSgsA", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 13, "funny": 13}, "review_id": "8sDTUzsoFwue8_cmZTlM3g", "text": "OOh, Gather.  So delicious, such a cornucopia of flavors, and there are good taste surprises around every corner of the menu.  The vegan charcuterie is always a good choice, and they definitely seem to realize that us veggies and vegans need our protein too - nuts, beans, mushrooms, and eggs are around every corner.\n\nI've been twice, and loved it each time.  I like how specific the menu items are - this item is locally sourced, this is a \"sunchoke\" (which is?), that is a \"winter citrus carpacchio.\"  (you can call me Vigo the Carpacchian if you like)  That specificity leads you to believe that they are constantly experimenting with flavors and picking just the right items to complement each other.  The results speak for themselves.\n\nBeer selection and wine selection are equally good, and they stand up to and enhance the flavor of the food.\n\nSure, service is a little slow, but if you have time, it's definitely worth the trip.  If it's your first, it definitely won't be your last.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CDZWiihsmtiP-cgBRSSljA", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 14, "funny": 13}, "review_id": "kpkNarvY4y0QBtQ1dU3VOg", "text": "two weeks later and I already have to bump this place up to five stars!!  \n\nThree reasons:\n\n1) The Seared Panisse.  It sits huddled in the right corner of the menu, arranged with all the other larger plates. . .sort of a wallflower of a dish but. . .no, that stuff is THE BUSINESS!!!  It's similar to a soft polenta cake but it's made out of chick pea flour.  . .sure, that ain't sounding so sexy right now but trust me on this. . .it is AMAZING!!!  I had it on Thursday night and it's Sunday afternoon and all I want is a giant plate of that luscious little legume!  The set the night I ate it was nettles, black trumpet mushrooms and a delectable salsa made with tiny cubes of San Joaquin Gold - a gorgeous and sassy little raw milk cheese made by Fiscalini in Modesto . . .and pine nuts. . . a truly inspired combination that I cannot get off my mind.  \n\n2) I have to rescind my dis on dessert. . . so the Mocha Flan was not my thing but the Meyer Lemon Semifreddo so IS my thing .. .SO GOOD!!!!!  Three of us shared it and I wanted it all to myself. . .\n\n3) When I ate at Gather the first time I was with my family so I just really concentrated on the food, conversation and being with them. . the other night I was with some girlfriends and we noticed something that I missed on my first visit. . .Gather is a veritable buffet of handsome servers. . .. not only do you get top notch, delicious food but you get it served by serious HOTNESS!  Kudos to the GM. . .I don't know if it's simple serendipity. . .but yeah, eye candy abounds.  (sorry if I sound stupidly inappropriate or hella Sex in The City but hot is hot. . .)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M_NXkghCAIMoOhTOsuI5Bg", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 15, "useful": 13, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "N0Y_O3eVAzvMH5yBiJbw5g", "text": "it's like alice waters personally blessed this place and said go forth and feed people. there are a lot of small touches that convey their commitment to earth/food love, without getting overly hippie on you. \n\nthe room is big and open and filled with natural light and wood tables and floors that look comfortably worn in. the huge wood-fired oven makes the airy space feel comfortable and cozy. above the open kitchen is a chalkboard detailing which farm their seasonal veggies are from. they have things on the menu like kale salad and cashew \"cheese\". they make their own sparkling water--of course they do. and what's even cuter is that they serve it in glass milk bottles. \n\nthe food is simple and earth-driven--no bells and whistles, but they do know how to pair it all to get the most flavor out of their veggie influenced menu. the meat they serve is quality and sustainably raised. my sister had a shredded beef sandwich on thick crusty bread that was super flavorful and tender.\n\nmy mom and i shared the kale salad with pine nuts, roasted root veggies, and parmesan cheese. and the wild mushroom pizza. i love me some kale, and i was quite happy with the salad. altho i would have preferred it more room temp than cold, esp since they served it with the root veggies. the pizza was the just the way i like it, thin, crispy, with the perfect amount of doughy chew to the bubbled crust. and those mushrooms were full of wine-y, earthy flavor. \n\nthe service is friendly and down-to-earth. i def want to head back for brunch or dinner. you walk out of here satisfied, but also feeling like you did something good for your body.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xIi1whPhlngewfOSTv_PMQ", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 15, "useful": 21, "funny": 14}, "review_id": "lYbp-cNYeVYE3Sg3BhCQfg", "text": "I had stared longingly into the windows of Gather for years, and just finally had my chance to sit amongst the cool kids eating vegetables on wooden boards. Swoon.\n\nApparently, you need reservations for 8pm on a Wednesday night because the place was positively packed. I scoped out peoples' plates while I waited for my table and decided I wanted the red soup with the grey foam on top. It turned out to be Pumpkin Habenero soup with Corn \"Smut\" (a fancy word for fungus). It was fantastic. Considering my love of mushrooms and stinky cheese, a little mold never hurts. \n\nMy buddy had the Vegan Charcuterie, which would have made me very sad, but she loved it. It was a very small portion - just a few mounds of dressed-up veggie-matter with interesting sauces. I suppose this is a dish you admire for the sheer art and creativity of it. \n\nA few notables: it gets really loud in here. Also, the bar area is TINY with about 10 seats and a couple bar tables. I'm a bar-dweller, so this saddened me. \n\nService was a bit frantic - our bread arrived with no butter or oil, our 2nd wine order was forgotten, and without a reservation we were treated as somewhat of a nuisance - BUT, I know Gather has potential, so I'll take this first encounter as a learning experience and come prepared next time. After all, it's where the cool kids are.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Y81J2Tdq5XAnkeYmCZ2ow", "date": "2011-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 16, "useful": 14, "funny": 14}, "review_id": "HH4sXDFqrIImneANVXNoAw", "text": "The words 'organic' and 'Berkeley' invoke images of fleece-decked, sandal-wearing, Prius-driving food Nazis looking to devour their next locally sourced, vegan, non-GMO meal.  inevitably they're wagging their fingers at you for not eating their way while eco-chic buzzwords like; grass-fed, local, organic, cage-free, sustainable, low carbon footprint, free range, and biodynamic fly around their dinner table with reckless abandon.\n\nSay what you will about the whole 'farm to fork\" fad happening in haute cuisine today, but the proponents do make a good point. Reduce the amount of greenhouse gasses, minimize the use of pesticides, and reform the way we house and process animals and eating becomes less costly on the environment and our bodies.\n\nGather does a great job with breaking down the stereotypes of pretentious eating while pleasing carnivores and vegetarians with their innovative use of local ingredients and tasty preparations. I don't think I've ever been to a restaurant that allowed vegetarians and meat-eaters to co-exist in a way that doesn't feel forced.\n\nAstrid and I went to dinner at Gather with our friend Lisa Z. and started with the Vegan \"Charcuterie\" platter ($16) that was absolutely incredible! The flavors that the chefs coaxed out of completely vegan ingredients were mind blowing.  The seasonal selection included; a King Trumpet mushroom crudo and parsnip-pine nut sea palm risotto with crispy parsnips, a winter citrus carpaccio with shaved beets, olives and dill, braised endive with avocado, yuba, and smoked aioli on toasted bread and a roasted Carnival squash with sunchoke cashew bay leaf sauce and smoked maple all served on a cutting board with more toasted bread. I defy anyone who says they hate vegetables to find any fault with this plate.  It was magnificent!\n\nWe could have stopped there, but next up was the \"Chicken fried\" Kabocha Squash ($19) served over vegan mashed root veggies with braised collard greens. The flavors there were amazing too.  It was the perfect early-winter meal, hearty and filling, but light too.  Lisa Z. opted for the Prather Ranch burger ($14) cooked perfectly, covered in cheddar cheese and served with the nicest french fries I think I've ever tasted. The house made caramelized shallot tomato sauce to dip those beautiful fries in was divine as well.\n\nThe space is great with tables and counters made of reclaimed and salvaged wood, moody lighting and a bright lively kitchen. The bar where we sat was just as beautiful and featured some innovative cocktails.  While the other reviewers said the restaurant might be a bit tight, it lends itself well to the theme of 'gathering' to enjoy a meal with 150 of your closest friends.\n\nBut I keep going back to that Vegan \"Charcuterie\". I can't get it out of my head.  I think next time I'm ordering one to myself...and I ain't sharing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jZvaQNN9z3fdALTEMfgAGA", "date": "2011-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 16, "useful": 17, "funny": 11}, "review_id": "j9lNmh_oUYzP_4u8-NZ-SQ", "text": "I really enjoyed my dinner here. Gather certainly IS the place to gather, seeing as it was packed to the brim on an early Tuesday night. I really like the rotating menu, highlighting both seasonal and local goodness.\n\nThe staff was very sweet, attentive and knowledgeable. There is definitely something for everyone on this menu, from meat eaters to vegans, folks who seek gluten free fare or plain old vegetarians. \nWe started with the polenta encrusted mushrooms with \"ranch\" sauce, not bad! A little chewy, but anything fried really can't be that bad ;-)\n\nNext up was the vegan \"charcuterie\" plate -- which is quickly becoming their signature dish -- so I had to try it. We had an array of shaved beets, a wonderful smoked portobella mushroom crostini and a range of other veggies cooked in new and exciting ways (at least to me) that my date and I enjoyed sharing. It was a little party in our mouths, complete with dipping sauces.\n\nFor my meal, I had the mushroom pizza, nothing to rave about, but it was tasty. Thin crust, the chef is big on the burnt bubbles though, which wasn't a favorite of mine. Good wine menu, small bar to sit in while you wait and nice local beers to test out. Their cocktail menu looks interesting too, as I spied a few I wouldn't mind testing out.\n\nHaving just come from a road trip up the east coast from Florida,  I joked with the boy how we'd never find any cuisine like this where we just were driving through. It's \"California cuisine\" that fits the stereotype well, and I would bring any visitors here to try out the \"locavore\" scene. \n\nI'll definitely come back anyway to sit outside during warmer weather and for the change of menu in the seasons :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QBXAIu1Vm-nKXUwBqZ5H7Q", "date": "2010-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 18, "useful": 18, "funny": 19}, "review_id": "rt5ezv0noYUJRmOD2tqJ2A", "text": "I was meeting up for lunch with an elderly friend who is a fairly fussy eater - but was treating - and decided on Gather.  A little over my budget for general purposes, Gather turned out to have a somewhat limited lunch menu, but everything looked very tasty.  A few salads, a few sandwiches, and a few pizzas + one soup.  All house made organic beverages. \n\n Unfortunately, for the purposes of a review, my friend ordered the same thing I did, the half-sandwich/soup combo.  The soup was a saffron chickpea concoction with olive oil drizzled on top.  Although the texture of chickpeas isn't always my favorite, the flavor of the soup was really very good.  I might have wished for a slightly more robust olive oil, but it lent a nice smoothness if not much flavor.  \n\nThe pulled pork sandwich on the other hand, was a little piece of heaven.  The pork was everything a slow-cooked pork should be, whether Mexican Carnitas, or Chinese pork shoulder.  It was as juicy as a gossip column, as tender as a mother's love, as sweet as baby kisses, and succulent in that way that only pork can be.  Not spicy or bbq-y, which may disappoint some, Just pure, unadulterated damn good pig meat.  (Apologies to my vegetarian friends, and to the piggies themselves.  I do know that the pig is an intelligent and noble animal - why does he also have to taste so darn good.)\n\nService was just a little sketchy, but it was late lunch, so they were probably in recovery mode.  One orders at the counter and stuff is brought, but there should be utensils and napkins where they need to be, and if I've asked about one, you should probably be checking everything at that point. tsktsk.  Still I'd go back - you payin?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JsbKIJsnrgQTMfYn03sLNA", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 18, "useful": 20, "funny": 26}, "review_id": "3vX8wCx6V3GgaLgOg57mrQ", "text": "Things you should know before coming here:\n\n*  Do not bring anyone here on a weekend night that wears a hearing aid or should wear a hearing aid.  The acoustics are bananas and while it didn't bother me, my mother complained about the noise level literally every five minutes throughout the meal, very annoying.\n\n*  The portions are generally on the smaller side.  We LOVED the rice pudding, wish we had been given more than a tablespoon.\n\n\n*  The fries are great, the polenta has a weird taste, the fried cardoons were bland and somewhat soggy and the polenta encrusted mushrooms would have tasted better if they were not cold.\n\n*  It's a great place for grouchy toddlers because the staff likes them, the crowd doesn't care either way and its so loud that if by chance the kid let's out a blood curdling scream nobody will hear him...awesomeness\n\n*  If you love fish, specifically seared cod order it here.  They cook it to the perfect consistency and the accompanying sauce and veggies are delish.\n\n*  Militant Vegans should not be taken here.  My brother was less than pleased by the number of meat entrees versus Vegan/Vegetarian.  My husband, stepdaughter and I were thrilled, but he was not...which made for a tense dinner.  Note: if you do by accident end up here with a militant vegan, don't point out each meal option for them...they don't like that and may snap at you and possibly your mother loudly.\n\n*  If you are roasted chicken fan but are often disappointed by the poor consistency and flavor offered in most establishments, order the chicken under a brick here.  Its moist, juicy and flavorful but not too salty.  The accompanying sauce and grains are sort of weird though.\n\n*  It's easy to spend a lot of money here with small portion sizes, no bread unless requested and an ample beverage, appetizer and dessert list.  If you are broke go to Amanda's down the street.\n\n*  Order the vegan Chocolate Cake, even if you are a heartless carnivore you will love this!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "d4NZ62Jirx_LSik6KGAF3A", "date": "2010-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1nNp2O9HN2sM_YDyekiMlA", "text": "Been there twice and both times were just okay.  My salad was pretty good.  The pizza's come a bit charred and I'm not a huge fan of the egg on pizza.  It's just an egg folks~", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C69qzK8C7cxntmdSALgrAQ", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ztSaNpNGZ1EZCJxkqrL1g", "text": "With all the accolades here, I hardly to need to add another, but will just say that after deciding not to go to Gather right away precisely because of all the hype, I did go anyway last night, and was completely won over.\n\nWe had a reservation, arrived early and were seated early.  Service was flawless; our waiter sized us up accurately (\"these two are settling in for the evening\"), and then paced our meal perfectly. \n\nOther have described the food so well here that I won't even try; our four dishes were like nothing I have ever eaten, I felt completely transported, and I loved it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-fK3SPcpHb6TXd3-uX9hxg", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5KY0qrAdl8nESSekO9D5SA", "text": "Flawless food - absolutely flawless. Inventive, delicious, satisfying, and more.\n\nEat at the bar if you know what's good for you!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HhgIPUd0hNWSVA_SuL5Pcw", "date": "2011-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "apbxp8XSXpcfl1eJv_n_Pg", "text": "Gather, you schmancy huh?\n\nApparently this place is super hard to get a reservation on a Saturday morning? A friend and I came around 11:00AM, and it was half full. It definitely picked up though as we left!\n\nWe split the breakfast pizza (I think it was the egg) and the special of the day (sausage with fried egg). The titles are a lot more glamorous, and coming from LA, I appreciate the pizazz. Frankly, the food was delicious, and my friend enjoyed his cup of coffee. The pizza had a healthy helping of BACON! Nomage, because who doesn't love bacon?\n\nGreat service. They had still or sparkling water. QUITE fancy *pinky shoots out* \n\nI'd come back next time I'm in the area!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B_T4fv0GlGcZLDpchBX-0g", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-dZQ99bzHiBM48W3Dv7P4Q", "text": "Gather has organically turned into my boyfriends and I's celebratory meal location. When we are wanting to toast our glasses we think, Pizza with egg...oh hell to the yeah! This place is a fine establishment with loads of interested dishes. In addition to their food, the decor is really beautiful and elegant in the no fuss Cali sorta way. Yes please.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "33-WBVu52fVHwXYf7iQIcw", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hfuTwT3vJEYC_aGGvVxz8w", "text": "WOAH! This may be the perfect restaurant. Rotating seasonal menu that always includes some version of incredible vegan charcuterie (beet tartar, carrot roasted in soil, miso-rosemary pinenuts), pizza (kimchi and prosciutto, garlic and nettle) and top-notch entrees to sate the carnivores among us (Prather Ranch burger, grilled chicken with lentils and braised greens). There will inevitably be ingredients you've never heard of, but that's part of the fun. Be sure to ask how big what you're getting is- some appetizers are frustratingly small and some entrees too big to finish.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HEG5YSUu8Txp694lVFOenQ", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JHVhnNWoxAUKUk7KFs4VvA", "text": "\"The Spicy Tomato is best vegan pizza ever... and easily one of the best pizza's ever.\"\n\nFOOD: Delicious\nAMBIANCE: Open, airy, friendly, serene\nSERVICE: Incredibly friendly, totally helpful\n\nThe king likes pizza, and since going mostly vegan in the past 18 months, vegan pizza has been mostly a disappointment. Most vegan pizzas are either an afterthought, or a sort of special request. Gather went to the trouble of doing their research and coming up with something incredibly appealing. \n\nWe also had the kale salad, which was also spectacular. \n\nThey did mess our order up (forgot to veganize the kale salad) but they were so very nice and friendly about it, it didn't detract from the experience at all. \n\nThank you, Gather, for doing your research and offering a superb dining experience for carnies, veggies and vegans alike.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "THpVHfXQ2LEroI96xAe-_Q", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KnNZYtDbrBdQ-m-q8NegbQ", "text": "In theory, I'm really glad this place exists. I'm completely on board with the local,  fresh,  organic, sustainable ethic that the restaurant has been designed around. I'm also a lifelong vegetarian, and while I've never had a problem eating out in the east bay, it's sometimes a relief to sit down with a menu that's been crafted with my dietary restrictions in mind. Finally, they serve cocktails, which is almost unheard of in my neighborhood, and it's a 10 minute walk from my house.\n\nI went here on a Saturday evening a few months after it opened, and was completely disappointed.  Service, while kind, was slow and erratic, the food was bland and unmemorable, the drinks were weak, and the entire experience was completely overpriced. The atmosphere was similarly disappointing. It was clear that a great deal of attention had gone into designing the space, but that didn't translate into a better dining experience. It was crowded without being lively, didn't manage to be cozy or intimate. My girlfriend commented that the whole experience felt soulless, and I have to agree with her.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0wYyjDioOhVwdNrjX_Llag", "date": "2010-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N_LsHeRSnEuLrV_Zuf4u6Q", "text": "I've eaten here 5 times now and I've never been disappointed. \n\nI'm not a vegan, but I love their Vegan \"charcuterie\" and their kale caesar is as good as kale gets. \n\nIn my opinion, this is the first vegetarian friendly restaurant Berkeley has had of this quality and I'm very appreciative.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0_9Q9QRBpCmcXBNSzoWi7g", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OA42ngxrWXCwwlcOFNKrUg", "text": "I was taken here for an administrative assistant week lunch by a colleague, and oddly enough ended up ordering the egg sandwich with bacon. Most of their menu is vegan and/or gluten free, which I am not at all opposed to - takes me back to my vegetarian days. \n\nAll of the ingredients are incredibly fresh. The yolk in my egg was that farm fresh bright yellow-orange that you see in really fresh eggs. The bacon was thick and tasty. It came with a nice little side salad.\n\nThe first thing I noticed when I walked in was the energy of the place. It's round in shape, with lots of windows that they had open to let the breeze come through. The furniture is all wood, and there are plants and vines hanging from the ceiling that somehow really add to the ambiance. I think my favorite part of the meal was the environment.\n\nI'll definitely go back to try their pizza which was on everyone's table and looked amazing. The only thing that caught me off guard was how small the menu was. A couple salads, one soup, a couple sandwiches, and a few pizzas to choose from. But other than that, I'm excited to go back and try dinner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RwaeoY_AkuDbpl6wD2Er3A", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P39QLNDNZu0IH7DA-2UwyQ", "text": "We have tested this resturant last night. The location and decoration were very good but the quality of the food was not good at all. The soup was just water and the pizza also was smelly! I do not recommend this place. \n\nWe came back home and had more dinner after paying 77$! (5 person)\n\nRestroom was great specially the liquid soap! I loved the smell of the liquid soap.\n\nOn the other hand, the customer service was great too. I liked the behavior of the personnels.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DH6tmGD0m8PaobDAB_MllA", "date": "2009-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sGXoAKLduOi73KuNhQg3OQ", "text": "Had the special t-bone with brisket and all sorts of goodness mixed in.  I made a reservation pretty late and we had no problem getting our table when we arrived.  The drinks were pretty good, and interesting getting drinks that came from sustainable sources.  The food came pretty slowly, the waiter did apologize and was very nice about it.  We weren't in a hurry so it was totally fine!\n\nGreat place, great food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QmUmSMFgptXEVdupTBgfVQ", "date": "2011-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UCa2uAiG6Kpzesk7BKt7vA", "text": "We had dinner there a couple months ago and I agree with most of the yelpers... The vegan charcuterie was sooo good! Everything on that platter had a burst of so many great flavors that's pretty indescribable.. from the beef tartare to the turnips... Yum! You'll just have to try it for yourself.\n\nWe also ordered the nettle pizza.. Omg, best goat cheese pizza ever!  I had never tried pizza with goat cheese prior to this visit, and now, everytime I make pizza.. I come up with my own concoction of leeks, red onions, homemade tomato sauce, pineapple sausage, and of course, goat cheese! Thank you, Gather.. for giving me a whole new perspective on pizza!\n\nAnyhow, I knocked off 1 star because we made a reservation on open table and somehow the hostess couldn't find it.  We had to wait a few minutes but they were pretty nice about it.  This place is very 'green' and 'organic' which is great, but they will definitely tell you to put away your ipad if you bust it out in the restaurant!  \n\nOh yeah, and parking's a bitch! Arrive half and hour before your reservation to find parking or just use the public parking garage. Overall, great food! I will definitely go there again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Py7fnaUabPd_oc0ww9GlmA", "date": "2012-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uv_o6eqbhgPHQ3-PxO7_JQ", "text": "Let me qualify this by saying I've only been here once and was wildly impressed, but we only ordered three items so I don't feel I've sampled enough of their dishes to fairly render five stars.  But it's definitely a contendah.\n\nWe dropped in for lunch on a drizzly Saturday afternoon after becoming disillusioned with the menu at another establishment down the street.  I'd been meaning to come here so we walked the short two blocks and were lucky enough to score a table.\n\nThe restaurant itself is brand new and set up in a half-oval shape around the center focus: the kitchen.  It is attractively designed and decorated.  Booths and chairs are comfortable and there were several large groups there, including a few with kids. \n\nI had a tough time making up my mind what to get.  Everything sounded so good and inviting, healthy without being pretentious, inventive without being ridiculous. (I don't get why other people are hating on the fennel pollen butter, have they TRIED it?)  We decided against ordering brunch items, but I saw them passing by on other people's plates so I would like to come back here for brunch/breakfast sometime.\n\nAs in other instances, we order one salad, then two entrees with the intent of sharing them.  We settled on the roasted beet salad  to start, then chose the Prather Ranch burger and the roasted squash pizza.  I didn't pay much attention to the little (v) indicator next to the pizza indicating it was vegan.  So I was expecting cheese, etc.etc.  The whole nine yards.\n\nThe salad came and it was so incredibly fresh, the baby mustard greens peppery and crisp and perfectly dressed.  I love beets so I was picking those little puppies out and savoring each one.  Great way to start the meal.\n\nOkay, so yeah, a burger is \"just a burger\".  No big deal, it's not as if we are talking about a Kobe filet mignon, right?  Wrong!  Damn, what a burger!  Everything about it was done the way I would want my perfect burger to be done.  Cooked perfectly, juicy and hot, just the right amount of cheese, bun fresh and gently crisped on the grill, generous helping of sinful shoestring fries and a small side salad of more arugula.  I inhaled my half way too fast and was sad when it was gone.  \n\nBut then, there was..... pizza.\n\nI hadn't noticed it said on the menu that this pizza is vegan, which  means \"no cheese\", so of course I was expecting cheese.  The first bite I noticed that something was different because when I pulled away with my first mouthful I didn't get chased with big drippy cheese strings like I usually do.  The sage/cashew cream is the nectar of the gods!  This is no sub-par, fake \"cheese substitute\", this is way way WAY better than any real cow-juice cheese, could even hope to be, ever.  I never ever would have thought I would go into ecstasies over a vegan pizza, but that was the best goddamn pizza I've ever had, and I have eaten a lot of good pizza.  I was so pleasantly surprised, and it made me so very happy!\n\nWe were too full for dessert, and had half of the amazing pizza to take home for later... YAY!  Now I am left plotting and scheming on how I can get back there for more of that pizza.  Surely it couldn't be as good as my memory is making it out to be... right?  Next time I want to save room for one of those naughty-looking desserts too.  Pumpkin cheesecake with orange creme fraische?  Outta my way!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XHHA-BCc01_NyaKMf3uzfA", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vJdCcR5igFc2bYFHvMoO2A", "text": "Well let me start out by saying I am a picky eater, however, I usually find something that will float my boat.  But I'd never go back here.  Their menu is pretty limited.  I'm a beef kinda girl and the only beef they had was a burger, so that's what I got.  A $14 burger add bacon for $3 - $17 burger.  IT was NOT great.  For $17 for a burger, I want FANTASTIC and it so wasn't.  The fries, however were pretty dang good!  Their menu is not simple.  There is a lot of extra stuff that I found some ingredient I didn't want to eat in each dish.  I like simple food done very well.  I just didn't find that here.  Oh well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TFdePnuQ9FA_LuFPVv68Iw", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vlzZUS1p92twt0FP8mhMmA", "text": "Ok. It's organic. We had the pumpkin soup, pizza with sheep cheese (?), and house burger.  Well, it's ok and nothing to write home about", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AlYIEu1PdV3af0GfgUbNng", "date": "2012-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XoCGxXieU0HgAsh4_PgGLg", "text": "I have been living in LA for a year now and this is one of the places that I still think about from when I lived in Berkeley.\n\nThis place is great. Go here. \n\nOrder the vegan charcuterie, you won't be disappointed. The vibe is hipster/vegan/boho/organic. They are locally sourced, organically grown and just really delicious. The food is inventive and appeals to vegan/veg/omnivore alike. \n\nI have almost perfected the pisco sour cocktail at home but it still doesn't taste quite as good as the ones at Gather did. \n\nI hope to visit again soon and pray that it is as good as I remember.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xBQg1kk7jPF_xSrUcdBBfQ", "date": "2012-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yNkd3YRI7FW9mWBl1-FfCw", "text": "Fresh ingredients, tasty food, nice, casual ambiance and great service.  What more can you ask for?  Would definitely go back again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xn1FzYlw9Nf4-yHUibC59g", "date": "2011-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yQIdQFL70ppVOcslrVoA5w", "text": "The food, cocktails, and service were all stellar.  I look forward to going back.  I have a friend who's as much of a foodie as I am so I can't wait to introduce him to this spot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MJN_lU0_G-bg8jPmW4YtKw", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IMXsClGPmKVYo7Gc7BDiHA", "text": "Whoa!!  I haven't reviewed anything on yelp in awhile but this was so darn good that I have to.\n\nMy girlfriend and I were really hungry and our original dinner plans didn't end up happening.  Sooo...... We had a last second starvathon snack at McDonald's.  Can I say that here?   Anyways, point is.... we weren't that hungry but we still wanted to go out.  Got there at about 9.  Got seated immediately at the counter, which was cool because i got to watch everyone cook and remember my old restaurant days.  Seems like they put a lot of love in what they do.  Service was good.  \n\nHere's what we had.\n\nBee Sting- beautiful cocktail with honey and botanical liquor of some sort and other stuff.  Pretty kick ass.  Went well with the\n\nVegan charcuterie-  Man, this was awesome.  I am too lazy to put all the stuff we got but the last guy who reviewed here did it for me.  so check it.  I could eat this little set up everyday.  I do have to say, that i saw the regular charcuterie go out and my mouth was watering.  Beautiful piles of meat always turn me on.  Don't regret my decision on the vegan bit but next time we're going meaty.  \n\nChocolate torte with ?fleur de sel caramel?  cocoa nibs and lemon verbena ice cream - Awesome!  Just...... awesome.  I originally craved something a little more inventive but the waiter said this was good and he didn't lie.  \n\nGirlfriend got a chai tea.  It was great.  \n\nSo..... next time i'm not going to have McDonalds beforehand and check out one of the most delicious looking pizzas i've ever seen.  \n\nSo, my final thoughts on Gather.....\n\nI'm lovin' it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "koNI0XbALCDbFe4J4-LUIw", "date": "2010-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VX_txP3DJaYuHzeKThRHow", "text": "Just FYI to everyone reading this - I tend to have an addictive personality. For food, that means once something piques my interest and excites my tastebuds, it occupies my thoughts and cravings for, well, Ever.\n\nI am addicted to Gather. It occupies my thoughts, my cravings, my daydreams, my dreams, my inbetween dreams, my spacing out moments of absentmindedness and even when I'm showering and just thinking about how nice warm water feels, the thoughts turn to Gather, their delicious Pisco Sour drink, their pizzas (if they have it, try the mussel pizza because ohmygodthatissofrigginmothereffingooditsinsane), their delicious trifle dessert...\n\nTo be honest, I've never been less than satisfied at Gather and I've been there four times for dinner in the last three months. Perhaps the closest I've been to anything approaching disappointment is when trying their vegan charcuterie, but I think if I had still been a vegetarian when I tried it (and not been acclimated with pork... sweet, sweet, delicious pork! [which they do really well]) it would've been pretty damn satisfying.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-RsUfPY1dXT6rojA1mqrww", "date": "2010-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-YIecvWcHRgIIuSr2-eIng", "text": "The power of low to middling expectations.  This is how my friend described Gather to me, 'There probably won't be a lot of food, it's kinda expensive, and it's most likely going to be healthy food.'  Now, that doesn't sound too horrible, but it's not exactly what i would call a ringing endorsement. \n\nI'm glad she was mostly wrong.  Not only were we very very satisfied with the quality of the food, but the quantity as well was more than sufficient.  The prices were acceptable for such top shelf ingredients, and there's nothing wrong with clean eating when the food is this delicious.  \n\nWe partook in the albacore and squid as starters (mmmm~ seafoooood). With a soup and pork chop to follow.  Not one complaint did i have with the meal, and topping it off with cheesecake might have been the best decision of the entire night.  Now i just need for her to work on her descriptive skills and we're good to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v7moL9PANG_E_d6XtwajFw", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Yq9fFAtyQhp3Xujqzg9AsQ", "text": "It is hard to say meh in the same sentence as pork belly, but sometimes we have to fight on and take the harder path.  I say this because I ordered the pork belly hash (ironically named \"summer vegetable hash\") and my tongue was only mildly amused.  \n\nFirst off, the price point is $15, so expectations are for a killer hash.  What arrives is a big pile of fresh corn, some Padron peppers (whole, tossed into the mess with stem and all) and 5 cubes of pork belly under two fried eggs, some vinegared greens and two toast points.   $15?  It was good, but nothing special and you are starting to get into an upper level brunch point at that pricing.  I liked (not loved) my food and my cohorts food was simply OK too.  \n\nWhen we left, we walked away comparing Gather to other brunch options and found similar and better for probably less money at other local haunts (Venus, La Note, Sunny Side, the Vault, Bette's, etc). \n\nLooking at Gather's menu, I think the Pizza with egg shared between two people would get me to come back for a try (and would be a unique order and value too) but little else on the menu jumped out in that regard.  \n\nThe space is nice, the service was very good, but the odds I go back are very low; because Gather's menu is priced higher and yet not better than other local options.  Plus there isn't that unique item that only Gather can provide (maybe the pizza, which I did not yet sample).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RbHAajSUNYKtX3IC6wzFGQ", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1x_XwSw_K9MgKkFIcjKnng", "text": "I've been twice in the last month, and I have to say that the experiences were very different. On the first visit, we sat at a larger table for 6 or 7 and ordered all the pizzas on the menu, 2 appetizers , three desserts and some drinks. The drinks ranged from good to great, and all the food was excellent. \n\nThe second visit, the menu items had changed, and the only item I ordered again was the burrata which was still good. However, the rest of the food and dessert was extremely inconsistent. The worst was the chocolate ravioli (there were 2 very flat three inchers on the plate) which had a weird rubbery texture. The blueberry cobbler was ok, it was like a corn bread pudding that was a little soggy on the bottom but nice a crispy on top. The beet fed oyster presentation made us laugh- pink tinted two oysters next to a swath of brown pate? It tasted good, but the two little oysters were kind of sad. The egg and pancetta pizza was too salty but the crust was fine, and the papperdelle texture wasn't bad for gluten free, but it was definitely made of tofu skins. That and the veggie risotto was a bit side-dishy for me. For almost 40 bucks a person (we ordered a drink each), i was disappointed. I don't mind a light dinner, but I do expect better consistency when paying good money. In addition I was the last to eat the last slice of pizza, and the busboy cleared everyone else's dishes when I ate. I was a little put out but didn't say anything. \n\nI might go again if I had vegan or gluten allergy/celiacs ppl in my party, but I would order very strategically.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5LkVwmb9dYFv-EFC7dCkEw", "date": "2011-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5N8IPRl6y--DvQaqRy_yTA", "text": "Delicious, hearty vegetarian options (as well as meat), but the real star here is the dessert.  Each time I go, the desserts blow my mind.  The most memorable was a pine nut tart that was out of this world.  The apple crisp, the chocolate mousse-- and the vegan options are rich and scrumptious.  Whatever you do, don't say the words \"What are your specials?\" or time freezes and the chefs turn into zombies and will sacrifice at least three vegans.  Make sure to save room for dessert-- the best bet is to get a few apps and skip straight to the good stuff.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SHNKS__duJng9q3FDS9e5A", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "768ANzM0-8kYWWU-cI5qwA", "text": "So, my boyfriend and I decided to come in on a Saturday night without a reservation. There were several hostesses at the front podium who were very confused about where to seat us. They could not provide an estimated wait time, and they didn't communicate with each other at any point to figure things out. They seemed really flustered, and we had the same question asked to us several times (how many? would you like to sit at the bar?) We were informed that an open table was being reserved for a 9:15pm reservation, but the reservation never showed up! We ended up getting seated at the bar.\n\nDespite a rough start, I was eager to get ordering - it was already pretty late, and we were hungry. When my boyfriend tried to order ginger beer, they were out. Then, we tried to order a pomegranate drink and they were out of that too. Seemed like they didn't have too large of selection of drinks to begin with, and the drinks they did have were all out. \n\nStill, I give Gather four stars, because our appetizer blew me away. We ordered the mushroom bruschetta, and it was seriously damn good. The mushroom flavor was not as overpowering as I thought it would be. Everything about that dish was perfect! I also got the Gnocci, which was good, but bland. It tasted more like a vegetable stew, and I had expected something a little bit more flavorful. The gnocci pieces were too soft, and overall the dish could have been better. My boyfriend's burger on the other hand was so good! Perfectly cooked, very juicy, and well-garnished with bbq sauce and onion straws.\n\nOverall - pros: incredible appetizer, good service & a cool waiter, and a delicious burger; cons: bad hosts, not so good gnocci, and limited drinks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gDxSpme9duJavbNusoRRmg", "date": "2010-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "77OWpfk15BGm-NloRpevMw", "text": "One of my aunts who is a vegetarian discovered Gather. So, to celebrate her birthday we went there brunch today. I made a reservation in advance for four people, but it turns out I made the reservation for the wrong day. I thought I had reserved brunch for 1:30pm today but my reservation was for 1:30pm yesterday. But, the maitre d's were great and honored my reservation although I was a day late! Anyway, I had the Farm Egg Pizza which was Delicious, which was topped with bacon, caramelized onions, and, oregano. The others in my party had the Hedgehog Scramble, Braised Belouga Lentils, Prather Ranch Burger, and the Fontilla Pizza. I tasted each and they were very tasty. For dessert the group shared a vegan chocolate chip Cookie and a lemon tart with huckleberries, Overall, I would highly recommend Gather if you have any vegetarian friends and your in the Berkeley area. I will definitely will be returning for lunch soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jPDf-2aTnIPm8jDMJ4I8MA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Aa1J88B_p_TOoY8d_hbaTQ", "text": "Great food, great place for a date", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AhH2g_Bt-gjapkZTk8W0FQ", "text": "I had dinner there with two friends last night and we had a great time in this new restaurant.  The restaurant was crowded when we walked in around 8:15, but we had a beer as we waited about 10 minutes for a table to open up.  \n\nOur group started out with an appetizer, House Cured Meats (Artisanal Platter) which was very, very good.  I ordered a Housemade Burger and was quite satisfied even though I thought the burger was a bit salty.  Overall, Gather is a great new restaurant in Berkeley which serves locally produced food along with organic ingredients.  Check it out, folks!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cBU7LoHPAix79JjbX85Q8g", "date": "2010-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B2CnnG9CPVQI5nxHLJtuUA", "text": "Had dinner last night and the food was really wonderful.  Delicious vegan and vegetarian options, everything super fresh and expertly prepared and so nice to finish it off with a little \"boar pizza\" when the veggies didn't totally hit the spot.  Also, the service was perfect.  \n\nMy only complaint is that the restaurant has a little bit of a cafeteria feel to it - very big and open and a bit too loud.  This would be fine except that the prices are a little more aligned with what should be a more intimate dining experience.  My company at dinner last night would probably disagree with this assessment, but hey - that's why they're opinions, right?\n\nThoroughly enjoyed my meal.\n\nDon't bother looking for street parking - there's a parking garage below the building that costs $4 and your time is worth more than that.\n\n*Unrelated bonus - got pulled over on the way home by a cute and friendly (and non-ticketing) Berkeley policeman cuz my lights weren't on... \"Thank you officer!\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5mhcSveNQkj4HbyfP5mOJw", "date": "2010-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bAAxwuykdX8G7JWA3zoA3g", "text": "Tasty seasonal menu, good service, beautiful decor, and good company made my first visit to Gather a memorable one.  It was a little mini-reunion of sorts with my favorite gal pals in the bay, and this was our choice for dinner, as they were able to seat us without a reservation on a Saturday night within 30 minutes.\n\nWe first sat at the bar in the back of the restaurant, and had a nice little chit chat with the bartendress who went over the wine list with us.  I opted for the Donkey & Goat Four Thirteen red wine, which went well with the Prather Ranch Burger that I ended up choosing as my entree, once seated.  My burger was in one three-letter word - YUM.  My friend Anne, who also chose the burger, proclaimed it as the best burger she's ever had.  I wouldn't go that far, but I will say it was damned tasty.  Cooked to perfection -- Medium Rare -- and with really yummy ingredients, I practically licked my plate clean.  When it came to dessert, my group opted for a Blueberry Custard with pepper ice cream... who'd have thunk that pepper ice cream would be so damned good?  It was the perfect combo for the custard.  My cappuccino I ordered was also really lovely.\n\nService was friendly, casual, and attentive.  Our server, Chris, was very accommodating with my friend who was doing a gluten-free, vegan diet, offering up suggestions of what she could have, and how they could modify some menu items for her.  \n\nWill definitely be coming back for more the next time I'm in NorCal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AL3lnSNH9NeCSSlXTSl0ng", "date": "2011-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BLqQxKggwFiLGK_oiJtRTA", "text": "The food and service are very very good. Been here twice: one for lunch and once for dinner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dcGK9kW4LGKqjbDdsHZ_3A", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cOolVGQmukWFgCRDnrJY3A", "text": "tried this place for the first time last night, and was very pleased.  \n\nwe first ordered a salad called \"little gem\" and it was pretty good; there was supposed to be toasted nori in it, but they were hard to find, probably because they were cut into very small pieces.  but tasty nonetheless.  \n\nthe highlight were two things:\n\n1) duck sausage pizza - very delicious, thin crust, puffy outter crust, cooked just right; whereas at most pizzerias the crust is thick and dense and fills you up, so you end up not eating it, the crust here was both dense and light and didn't fill you up.  there was a duck egg on it, right in the middle, the yolk nice and runny and so so savory.  each bite was like a little slice of heaven. \n\n2) blood orange sorbet - had this for desert, and boy, it was delish too.  was sweet and bitter, like a grapefruit, and tart too, and so cut the richness of the pizza perfectly.\n\nthe ambiance is cool, large open dining room, lots of wood furniture, kinda rustic, kinda chic.  gets a bit noisy, which is the only drawback.  seems like it's a hit with all of the berkeley foodies.\n\nthough i live in sf, i'll definitely come back and eat there again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hq-zmIy34Iz4Br7qLgthQw", "date": "2010-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D54H8qi-1g21imV39w4Gzg", "text": "I took my parents here tonight.  Mom had the Pink Lady Apple Pizza special.  It was beautiful!  Dad had the burger and conversation stopped while he ate it (too good for words)  I had the bean ragout and it was also really wonderful.  The atmosphere was friendly and welcoming.\n\nWhat I thought was great was that the portion sizes weren't enormous.  They were more towards what a NORMAL HUMAN should consume at a meal.  Quantity does not equal quality.  I'll be returning next time I'm in the bay.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SzKNrp7d6030yquRUPDE8Q", "date": "2010-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D7lcx3YhFkjRZWPjlAdfLQ", "text": "This is a pretty amazing place.  The food is always good, as long as you are up for a bit of an adventure.  Do not take the menu literally - it might read \"risotto\" to describe the dish, but really, it is potato balls.  The dish is delicious, but no one would order potato balls with grilled veggies and dressing, so Summer \"Risotto\" it is. The vegan charcuterie is always fun to order.  Some are unbelievable good, others not, but it is still great to try new things.  Good appetizer for a group because everyone has different favorite.  The decor is cool, and the concept good.  Kicker cocktails too.  If you like them strong, try the Sazerac.  Sip, don't slurp.   Reservations are good, but you can get in if you go early or late.  You can also walk in and eat at the bar if seats are available.  Bar? Yes, there is a bar hidden in the back left corner.  Staff at door are friendly, as are most wait staff.  Bar staff can be abrupt, but warm up as you hang out.  Overall, a great place for something fresh and different.  If you are craving familiar and homey, not the place for you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4agwXPXG-uwGG9M0XBgPuA", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dpKggCqcksadWqfDewolZQ", "text": "Went here for brunch with a group of friends. I had their spicy eggs and tried out my friend's brunch pizza. Both were good. HOwever, I did not like their bloody mary - maybe because it's vegan. Overall a nice dining experience. I really like their restaurant design and atmosphere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7HESPpy_OXPE4LlH9iCNCg", "date": "2010-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EGidC1RRJ-yg7gNHXZ55Vg", "text": "I had wanted to eat here for a while and now I wont be back for a while.\n\n1. The food is... okay. (too much hype -- unless I ordered the wrong thing) I have a few simple rules about any restaurant. Your restaurant is only as good as it's service, it's cocktails and hamburgers. (hamburgers and cocktails are important to me and they should be easy to knock out)\n\n* Server was terrible\n* Cocktails were kinda expensive.. but they were good.. I think? It took too long to get each one.. My girlfriend and I only had 2 drinks each but it felt like we waited 4 hours for each one.\n* The hamburger was okay, not the greatest. I know, we should have ordered something else, something they are known for -- our bad. \n\n2. The SERVICE was AWFUL. I know times are tough -- I know tips are getting smaller when they should be getting larger therefore care is the first thing to go out the window. OUR server did not care and forgot she had us as a table. Biggest advice to service staff -- TRY TO CARE.\n\n3. The hostess was the saving grace of this place -- she knew we weren't happy and kept trying to help us, she offered her condolences because they happen to be short staffed that night. I don't remember her name but she was great and deserves a raise.\n\nI will be back at some point because everyone deserves a second chance -- I will make sure to ask my server what to order and leave it to their control.\n\nSee you soon.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ci09Eo4ElA_NMDeMVzbJ8Q", "date": "2012-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eNrJDhNnfOl2-5dN9JsN0w", "text": "You cannot believe how sublime this food is. Every dish I had for a three day visit to Berkeley was full of new flavors and combinations. I didnt want to eat anywhere else. Staff is smart and efficient. Prices are way below what the restaurant could charge for such quality. Gather is the best restaurant I've eaten at in the entire Pacific Northwest.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fM6oyyx4p3YqW2KzToQK_A", "date": "2012-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GywAdrMl7GoSrjRIONRhhA", "text": "A change in scenery in laid back Berkeley:  sunny with blue skies, waves of young students with backpacks walking around, tall redwood trees.  And of course, Gather.\n\nI had the great privilege of dining here with two dear friends recently.  The space is an unusual shape-sort of a half circle, with natural earth tones, medium wood tables and light airy metal light fixtures throughout.  Regular and sparkling waters are served in upcycled Strauss milk bottles and the servers are incredibly friendly, genuine and can offer great suggestions on portion size and favorite dishes.  We shared the gently sweet stone fruit green salad and a smoky and crispy pancetta pizza with a thin crust and two fried eggs on top.  Sheer heaven.\n\nOur sweet tooths lead us to split a chocolate almond torte, gluten free, with a healthy dollop of whip cream and macerated strawberries.  \n\nMy kind friends let me take home the leftover pizza which I enjoyed for quick snack/lunch.  Memories flood back to a beautiful day spent with truly sweet and generous people.\n\nGather your dearest and closest family and friends and try.  You'll be pleased you did.  \n\nPS Make reservations. It fills up quickly. A seasonal menu too.  Gather and nourish.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gwiGnfRc88htvkyIRyCsIQ", "date": "2012-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hb6-JRii7PPLr9ucvGNvSQ", "text": "Uh!!! Where do I even begin?! AMAZING. Great atmosphere, vegan and gluten free options/availability listed right on the menu items. The drinks feel like they are healing elixirs. Super unique dishes (I couldn't tell you the names of the entrees, but my mouth waters to think about them again.) Take your date here, they will want to go home with you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vbGZaDfyb5FBIWHzqDn7Ow", "date": "2012-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ldhvD6PlcaomBXgwkZifeg", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nCame here for brunch on a weekend through a reservation on Yelp. This place is magical!\n\nThe layout of this restaurant is spacious and inviting. There are huge windows that let plentiful rays of sunshine dance all over your table, and the back section includes the kitchen decorated with a hanging ivy display. They have dim lamps that hang around the restaurant and add a down-to-earth feel to the place.\n\nWe were seated and served water from a glass jar! I really like little things like that hahaha. They gave us a printed menu specifically for brunch, and we happily placed our orders.\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nACME WALNUT FRENCH TOAST: Braised Bosc pears and Banana winter squash, maple walnut sauce, Straus yogurt [$12]\n- The French toast was moist and sweet, akin to something angels probably eat for breakfast. I preferred my friend's toast to my pancakes because of the delicate balance of starch, sugar, butter, and cinnamon.\n- The maple walnut sauce was beautiful! The walnuts were stewed to a slightly soft crunchiness, which added wonderful texture to the plate. The yogurt on the side was a great addition and dampened the sugary goodness of the sauce and fruits. Although I wish they could have swirled it into the sauce (not everyone would like that though).\n- The pears and squash were brewed in some wonderful syrupy concoction, and the squash was a unique and delectable facet of the dish.\n\nHARD RED WINTER WHEAT PANCAKES: Braised Fuyu persimmon, pomegranate, whipped Bellwether sheep ricotta [$11]\n- Soft cloud-like pancakes drizzled in syrup and topped with a small mound of ricotta. Seriously, the ricotta made this dish a WINNER. It was spectacular amidst the fruits and syrup!\n- I have never eaten anything but raw persimmon, so persimmon soaked in their magical syrup was pure magic. The persimmon was chewy and sweet, and the slight crunch from the pomegranate was brilliant! I wish they had given me more pomegranate though. At least it was ripe!\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nA delectable dining experience with quality food and quality service! A bit pricey for me, but I would return to try something new! And if you're here for brunch, I would highly recommend the French toast!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LpIDI57rnC840gwnHIb4kQ", "text": "Gather was fantastic!!!! I can't wait to go back and eat amazing vegan/vegetarian prepared food.  It makes you wonder why you ever ate meat!  \nI think Gather is significantly better than Millennium in SF.  If you haven't been I seriously recommended giving Gather a try!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "I6qHdg6pKAebG-TtB0M4kw", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lQmIB86qksvwKAxEBvrYDg", "text": "Happen to be in Berkeley and saw this busy restaurant on a Thursday evening around 830pm.  Drove around the block several times and finally go a parking spot. Walked in but waiting list however we were offered 2 seats at the counter and we were sat immediately.\nFirst glance at menu is it is pricey for a mid week and quick dinner.  Ended up with a Kale salad w/ toasted pine nuts and a nice vinegrette dressing-delish. The pizza was incredible!  Light crust and very flavorful cheese..best pizza outside of NY. The Niman ranch burger and fries were good. Watching the sous chefs prepare fresh salads in front of us with seasonally sourced greens were cool.  After the meal, we realized why the menu seemed a bit pricey but it was all worth it!  We would come back again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HkNOA6pgIpasnbQfs7cMdw", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MG0ZcT9OLe1yrE2LVwOEcg", "text": "Would definitely come back for the excellent ambiance (high end down to earthed ness) and great food - their Kale salad is super hearty and the farm egg pizza with bacon is pretty much to die for. For dessert, we got the ganache cupcake (there's a special name for it) which was good, paired with their coffee. BUT the service was subpar - our waiter was friendly enough, but seemed to be in a bit of a rush to get us out of there...but it was only one guy, so who knows. The hostess was super friendly as was the other waiter whom we bothered to take our picture. All in a all, a great place for a nicer lunch or dinner :).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wc4KQbyJOWv4U5ZmsekyEA", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nQZngqKLwUKQ7tKeOREgdg", "text": "Amazing Sunday Brunch !!\nIt was our first visit to Gather. We walked in a few minutes before 11AM without a reservation - no problem, no attitude.  The service was good not spectacular but certainly better than your average \"college student waitperson\" experience. But most importantly the food was amazing - the vegetarians were happy, (OMG the french toast was to die for)  the meat-eaters were happy (Sausage & eggs & toast & potatoes), the Pizza eaters were happy (maybe the best crust I've ever eaten) coffee drinkers were very very happy.  The portions were generous which is good because it's not cheap- but very worth every penny !!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RbUj3tPEYrN8DmtmWeoEXw", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NZLnW259yLz6EvBrIzYTbA", "text": "Gather is a restaurant that no doubt belongs in Berkeley, and only in the Bay Area.  Though the concept is awesome, I do not know if I would truly pick it for a prime dining experience.  It is nice and casual though, without any pretension.  It is also very affordable for fine grub.  I guess the best way to view it is \"fit for foodies.\"\n\nMy overall impression was that the food was extremely well done, but it was nothing too out of the ordinary.  They definitely prepare vegetables in very unique fashion here.\n\nI came mainly for one dish, the \"vegan\" charcuterie.  It was pretty much what you get at a raw eatery or Whole Food's \"raw\" section.  The platter was no doubt representative of hippie eating.  I also had the soup of the day.\n\nThe charcuterie tray: The citrus carpaccio was fresh and earthy with shaved beets, olives, and slivers of citrus fruits.  The roasted squash with cashew/bay leaf sauce and smoked maple was probably the best item, as it was hearty and slightly sweet.  The mushroom crudo and parsnip-pine nut risotto was a bit too complex with too much crunchy, softness, and nuttiness and too much of that raw flavor.  The braised endive with yuba and avocado on toast was savory, rich, and simple.  The worst of the spread was the chicory lettuce sausage; it was too pungent and soft.  All in all, the tray was an extremely creative spread of vegetables, and definitely is THE item to try here.\n\nThe pumpkin and chile soup was good and creamy, but it lacked a depth of flavor.  It had a nice punch from the chiles.\n\nMy dinner here was a great display of what vegetables can do, but I was not terribly impressed.  Nonetheless, the food was good, and the service was solid.  Gather is certainly a restaurant to check out in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1P9BpFZ_d3PGCdytDTYJCw", "date": "2011-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QlynTi_BqSlosRQ970vgQQ", "text": "I met N here for an early dinner before a night at Berkeley Rep.  The restaurant filled almost as soon as the doors opened.   While perusing the menu I enjoyed one of their signature organic cocktails.   I chose a tangy tart blend of Cucumber Vodka, Agave and lemon juices with egg whites and hibiscus powder of the top\n\nWe decided to share two small plates and one large plate.\n\nFresh anchovies (2) with aioli and topped with a crispy fried Brussels sprout; it was so good we decided if we not really full we would have another order at the end of our meal. Alas we were full and did not place a second order.\n\nNext up was the fried mushrooms and pickled sun chokes with a citrus aioli; this dish was another winner.\n\nWe finished the up with a burger with Sierra Nevada cheese red onion and aioli. This was served with a thin crispy fries and a caramelized shallot-tomato sauce.  This was also good.  It would have been better with more of the sauce.\n\nThe three dishes were enough for us this time.  The small plates are just that and the large one was not that large I suspect that for many people the servings are really too small. This is an ideal location for vegans and carnivores to both enjoy a dinner together.\n\nParking is very difficult!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Pw9y_Q-ikQ_ATASsb4n8Q", "date": "2010-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qT5IGn_4OrSxM3eoiT5E7A", "text": "Gather is simply an amazing addition to the Bay Area food scene.  Walked in on the latish side on a Friday night and were gracefully seated at a nice 2 top close enough to the kitchen to see the action, but far enough away to enjoy conversation with an old friend who I shared many good years both growing up with and as a student at Cal many years ago.\n\nSo my friend isn't particularly big on beer and she said she might of had a little too much wine the night before, so we were more than excited by the fact that Gather has a full bar.  What is it about Berkeley restaurants that so few actually have a full bar.  Needless to say, Gather's well curated selection of spirits was great and their cocktail list was perfect too.  Just enough selection to provide variety, but not such a laundry list that you  lose your way trying to decide.  \n\nBeing late and not wanting to eat too much, we had the vegetarian charcuterie platter and the salad with the squid and spring vegetables.  Both dishes were exceptional.  Seasoning was perfect, culinary technique spotless, and the simplicity of the presentations was truly refreshing.  Bay Area food gets a pretty bad rap often for this style of food, (and it is often warranted due to poor execution) but I would put these dishes up against anything I've ever had in NYC or elsewhere.  On the Veg platter, the highlight was the cashew goat cheese with the salt roasted beets and braised pistachios. which was perfectly balanced and the vibrant fuchsia color emanating off of the plate from the  beets was like nothing I've ever seen.\n\nI'm definitely going to go out of my way to head into Berkeley more often, as a combo day shopping at the Berkeley Bowl and a meal at gather can't really be topped culinary experience wise anywhere.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-B6k8_9kFiisTM1GLPr2rw", "date": "2011-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vY7cBrSzAYKsszhdYywvfQ", "text": "Gather was fantastic.\n\nWe went for a relatively early (7 pm) dinner on Saturday after Thanksgiving.  When we got there, it was hopping!  I worried about getting a table, but they were able to find a spot for the two of us.  Service++\n\nThe menu was small, but every item on was locally sourced and looked interesting.  I ordered a roasted vegetables dish (brocolli, artichokes, chanterelles) and my husband ordered one of the veggie pizzas.  The roasted vegetables were amazing, especially the romanesco brocolli - if you have kids who won't eat brocolli, try roasting it.  The pizza, I'm told, was \"incredibly delicious\".  It was also almost large enough for two, so if we go again (we live in South Bay) we'll share a pizza and appetizer instead.\n\nFood, service, atmosphere, all were great.\n\nI'm docking one star because I wanted to order a meat-and-veggies dish, but the meat ones looked pretty intensely meaty.  Also, a better description of menu items with uncommon terms in their names would be fantastic.  I ended up ordering a dish with Brassicas, and to ask the waitor what those were (they're brocolli).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gHWVtkyLjfjpTxtDwGxOMw", "date": "2011-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XTzS1c291vrb7Y_XmFFpXw", "text": "I can empathize with other reviewers' comparisons of Gather to Chez Panisse Cafe. However the service is rough around the edges, and will need time to iron out. I don't want to spend too much time waxing the many little ways service was off, so let's talk about the food.\n\nGather isn't scared of vinegar in their dressings, and neither should you. The salads are amazing - wild arugula with strawberries and pecorino, and the most curious (and delicious) endive salad with crispy seaweed I've ever had. \n\n\"Vegan charcuterie\" shouldn't be something you ever order at a restaurant. However, Gather simply takes vegetables and makes them d-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s by adding a magical combination of flavors, puts them in five small bunches on a board, and calls it \"vegan charcuterie\" on the menu. Don't worry, it's not vegetables trying to be meat substitutes -- it's just really good vegetables with gourmet flavors that make you savor the small bites, like good charcuterie.\n\nI can't wait to come back here. Hopefully, the service will be better. I can list half a dozen awkward mistakes and flaws with service tonight, but I'd rather not. If the service at Gather can match the caliber of the food here, I hope Michael Bauer adds Gather to his list of the top 100 restaurants in the Bay Area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P4tSZPeEeDgVWaJH5hwwAA", "date": "2010-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yOSm9YDbk0LpfTmM2vfCig", "text": "I am a big fan of Gather's Food. I have been here many times before. Unfortunately, last time I came here, the service was very disappointing. It was surprising to me since I always had good service prior. It took approximately half an hour for our waiter to give us the dessert menu and the check even though he was going to tables near the area where we were seated. He was doing so well up until then. \n\nI am giving Gather 4 stars because they have the best Vegan / Vegetarian food around where I reside. They have something for everyone (Gluten Free / Vegan / Vegetarian / Carnivore). Their menu changes regularly and I love that because I get bored with things very easily.\n\nDinner - Must Try:\n\nVegan \"Charcuterie\" (the selection changes frequently): \n- Carrots Cooked in Hay, Sage Cream, Smoked Parsnip Lardo, & Currant Vinaigrette \n- Winter Citrus Carpaccio, Shaved Beets, Olives, & Dill \n- Braised Endive, Avocado, Yuba, Smoked Aioli, & Toasted Bread \n- Roasted Squash, Sunchoke Cashew, Bay Leaf Sauce, & Smoked Maple\n....\n- Salt Roasted Beets, Kombu-Braised Pistachios, Cashew Goat Cheese, & Saba\n- Grilled Hen of the Woods, Spring Onion Soubise, Baby Onion Marmalata, Wild Oregano, & Onion Seed \n- Smoked Olives, Kumquats, Avocado, Baby Fennel, & Pepper Vinaigrette \n- Shiitakes, Pignolia, Asparagus, & Green Garlic\n....\n- Pulled Mushroom, Pistachio, Seaweeds, Olive, Charred Peanuts, Chili, & Cilantro\n- Beet Blood Custard & Stems\n- Mushroom, Potato, Porcini Butter, Cauliflower, Asparagus, & Dehydrated Onion\n- Sprouted lentils, Vadouvan, & Curry Leaf\n\nCompressed Strawberries - Pickled Green Strawberries, Goat Milk Yogurt, Sheep's sorrel, Dill-Pistachio Pesto, & Saba\n\nYoung Carrots - Black Trumpet Mushrooms, Hay-Carrot Top Pesto, Fava Beans, Dehydrated Kale, Charred Peel, & Espelette\n\nStrawberry & Kumquat Salad - Arugula, Almonds, White Balsamic, & Vanilla Salt\n\nLamb Sausage Pizza - Spring Onion-Arbol Chile Salsa, Mint, & Pea Leaves\n\nDuck Sausage Pizza\n\nPork Belly & Citrus Herb Salad\n\nSea Urchin\n\n\nDesserts - Must Try:\n\nMocha Flan - Whiskey Currant Sauce & an Amaretti Cookie\n\nSpiced Carrot Cake - Cashew Sour Cream Icing, Molasses Blood Orange Sauce, & Walnut Nougatine\n\nRoasted White Chocolate Semifreddo - Strawberry Sauce & Cocoa Nib Caramel Corn\n\nPippin Apple Crisp, Cinnamon \"Ice Cream\", Earl Grey-Soaked Currants, Kamut, & Almond Streusel\n\n\nThe food does not disappoint.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VCoBNwAUSvo0Sz2ORszOOw", "date": "2011-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1m8n3zbXuOsRpdmHzEa_yQ", "text": "Wow, so much better than I expected.  For some reason I thought this place was vegan only and was going with friends on a lark.  Turned out that they have a wide range of options, including fish and meat.  Many items are marked as either gluten free or vegan which I thought helpful--no need to wonder about some of the more complex dishes.\n\nThe dining room, open kitchen, and patio are all very beautiful.  Great staff and service.\n\nWe loved all of the food, this was absolutely my best restaurant meal in months.  The cost was a little higher than I expected, but not out of line with the quality of the food and overall experience.\n\nThe oft mentioned vegan platter was great, I recommend it as an app for sharing.  I wish I'd saved room for a salad, they had many interesting options.  Main courses samples: black cod, cheese burger, several pizzas.  All were really excellent, expecially the pizza.  They do something special with the edge of all their pizzas, making a nice ring of blisters (more delish than this sounds I promise).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QMvKdCyjwCzqQey1Y32nKQ", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4_QHc1YgKeV1YCcIvdBtWg", "text": "Gather is flat out the best restaurant in the Bay. It's ridiculous to expect every single thing on the menu to ALWAYS be incredible. The sustainable concept of the restaurant is so F#&%ing important for our culture to embrace. \nPEOPLE NEED TO STOP EATING MEAT WITH HORMONES and stop supporting these filthy companies that produce it.\nI love that I can go here and not be afraid of anything on the menu.\nAt Gather I can get a chicken and it is the correct size the animal should be. It's not this bloated water logged thing that most restaurants serve.\nI am always curious to try every interesting and new thing here.\nI guess I am really sick of paying high prices for food at fancy restaurants like Amber and Nopa knowing that the food actually isn't of quality.  Nopa has some organic and local things but not enough.\nI am always thrilled to pay the price at Gather.. it is totally worth the money and it feels like you are contributing to a healthy world.\nMy husband and I drive her from SF at least once a week.\nPlease open one here in the city!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tHVoph3VbtW6X2t_XnqpYw", "date": "2010-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5oXU5ei9gxCJBIFZif4Iqg", "text": "I hate to give this place a less then a stellar rating but the service was so bad when I went there last Saturday night that I have to.\n\n1 star for service 5 stars for food = 3 stars.\n\nThe food was amazing as usual.  I have been going here since they opened and the food has never disappointed.  \nThe pizzas are ultra thin and delicious.  The squid salad was great, squid not chewy at all & all the ingredients fresh.\nThe menu changes constantly - we had the garlic pizza and it was garlicky, not too greasy and thin thin crunchy crust.\n\nThe service:  our waiter was either a guy off the street pretending to be a waiter, or a waiter that was really high/hung over, or had just had a lobotomy.  i think he forgot to put our order in, and I didn't feel as though I could communicate with him b/c he would answer in a glazed eye/drone tone appeasement.  \nAfter he realized that we were pissed off due to waiting for over an hour with nothing but appetizers and a no explanation \"your food is on its way\",  he lied and said he was done with his shift and introduced us to our new waiter. He did not leave as we saw him serving other tables.  I think he was so out of it maybe he didn't realize we would see him, only feet away? I don't know but this person needs to be fired IMHO.   \n\nOur next waiter was a real waiter, not a stoner off the street pretending to be a waiter.  In general the service here is spotty and there is no excuse for it because I don't think Berkeley is a city lacking in experienced wait staff.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3Pxvvsub2mYh-t4Y3bdcRw", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_7W_Htt1jZT4ff302rNn3Q", "text": "Bumping rating down from 5 stars to 4.\n\nI came here twice while I was back home briefly in between work rotations - the first time was by myself http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw?select=NvFMT6kSFO-5f2AZNiD05w, and the second time was two nights later with an old friend.\n\n1. Vegan \"charcuterie\" 16 http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw?select=jKK3azhLMrwndCkNxbgrUw\n- mushroom, corn, Purple Viking potatoes, \nporcini butter, dehydrated onion\n- watermelon several ways, smoked olive, saba\n- pulled mushroom, charred peanuts, pistachio,      \nseaweeds\n- stone fruit, walnut balsamic puree, chipotle cherry\ncondiment, Gem marigold\n~Mediocre. The charcuterie I had was not the one above, but similar in a few ways. However, it was definitely not as good as the charcuterie I had at Gather previously. The components (mushroom, corn, and beets) were interesting, but they just didn't excel flavor-wise.\n\n2. Pork pate, 28 http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw?select=S6fovjQb4Mj5je6UIxkH7A\n~Subpar. Maybe I just don't like pate, but I didn't really like this special. Sprigs of green were too large to eat comfortably, couscous was mediocre, and the entire dish was too sour.\n\n3. Full belly potatoes, 26 http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw?select=VToyxZ3vfrlh6E7f8ZERlQ\n~Mediocre. Potatoes were good, but at the end of the day, it was still a dish of potatoes. I didn't care for the flowers and leaves.\n\nOverall, 3 star dining experience, so I have to take the average and give it a 4. They still have nice water jugs though: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw?select=25SaDYicEWBoDWiD3AA6Gw", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2011-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8jprwoVOQhQb4Je8pXehkA", "text": "This restaurant had so much hype coming with it, but I really do appreciate the sourcing sensibilities.\n\nThe \"bee sting\" cocktail was recommended to the wife, who wanted something \"sweet\". It turned out to be quite good. The kale salad was a huge mound of kale and unfortunately overly sour. The vegan charcuterie plate was pretty good, but not as amazing as the hype would have you believe. Service was a little odd but maybe they are still getting into the groove.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_OGvAo_TAVNMCO84PT-WNQ", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9sG_nq9JQ3KCvpZWhx4jkg", "text": "I'm not a restaurant reviewer but I decided to wait until I had eaten at Gather at least 3 x (I've been 4 x) before I wrote a review.  Simply put, this is the restaurant of my dreams.  Esthetically beautiful -I also love that most all of the materials are recycled (my fave are the kitchen tiles from Heath kilns) - the place is extremely warm and inviting inside and out.  The servers are efficient, knowledgeable and friendly. I am slowly making my way through the menu but my favorites so far are the kale salad, the red quinoa risotto, the garbanzo and calamari appetizer, the lamb appetizer, the cod, and the goat cheese panna cotta.  Everything tastes fresh and light -I have never felt uncomfortably full after eating there.  Any restaurant that grills Acme bread gets and extra star from me!  Still or sparkling water are complementary and the Anderson Valley Pinot I drank with the last meal, perfect. I have no problems with an all California wine list!  The diners all look very happy and  the place is buzzing with excitement.  It doesn't hurt that I often run into someone I know there,  And why not, it is an amazing place to \"gather.\"  Can't wait for my next meal there, of course, I already have a reservation.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ar3icbhkWNWyAjJyVUIAZw", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BLgA8Q67EU1744c99qt-sg", "text": "I ended up at Gather after driving around not being able to make a decision about where to go. My brother drove past and remembered he had read about it and thought it sounded like something I would really like. (He is a heavy meat-eater and oftentimes scoffs at healthy foods, but knows I am into that kind of thing.)\n\nI didn't know what to expect going in, but I am so glad that we went there. It all sounded so good that my brother and I ended up ordering a bunch of things to share and we were not regretful. We enjoyed eating all of the interesting things included in the Vegan charcuterie he pizza and meatballs were incredible and even though we were so full, we could hardly stop eating. \n\nThe service was excellent and the atmosphere in general is very warm and relaxing. The natural wood and design aesthetic make it a really pleasing place to sit and share a meal. I really like how it's focused on sustainability and locally grown ingredients that are in season (which is fortunately, in Northern California, a lot of things). The food was so fresh tasting and even though we ate a lot, it didn't feel like a typical food hangover after a heavy meal. \n\nAlso had really amazing Moscow Muel's--I had never had one of those before and I was happy with the choice They were made with all organic ingredients, I think including organic vodka? Either way, it was quite delicious.\n\n\n\n*We had a really late dinner on a Thursday night (and arrived without reservations), but it looked busy and as if it had been full all night up until that point. On major dinner nights, you might want to make a reso.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sws56BOQKElpeOXe2ykpoQ", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BWdlV3b5JTr3CA4cuqeuEA", "text": "Had a great experience dining on the patio with friends. All around good service & good food.\n\nI went simple, had the burger, and wasn't disappointed. The other dishes at my table were great. \n\nGreat organic alcohol/drink options and the bar tenders knew their stuff.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hXvG05ceqtz2MxlUCdV3bg", "date": "2010-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CK6ryRoIBNGZgI-x2VFVZQ", "text": "okay, nothing's perfect, right?  & this is why this restaurant does not get the 5 stars...  actually... honestly... it's because they skimped on the wine!!  I mean, c'mon now, @ $ 9-11 a glass, the glass should be half full, not half empty...\n\nbut, hey, Jason, our server, was cute.  What a great smile & great attitude, especially when I asked to return my pizza (too much oil tapenade-- can't have it due to my restrictive medical diet).  However, in general, the food was absoultely fabulous.  And here, for further explanation, is Kim:\n\nThe combination of beans and greens in the salad were unusually delicious.  The mushroom sandwhich had a bbq sauce that made me feel that eating vegan is not that boring and the dessert cookies were spectacular, in fact it is hard to beleive that they were vegan.  The almond milk horchata was not very good.  The combination of citrus with almond milk left the drink tasting like sour milk.  The atmosphere had a comfortable sophistication and simplicity.  I appreciated the menu options being environmentally and health concious including the drink menu.\n\nThe bathrooms were clean & accessible.  The place was overall spacious enough for a wheelchair to get through.  \n\nGather does justice to its name because it is a place where vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores can all \"gather\" and share a meal together.  There are enough options for all to enjoy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YQBaCpMcTlpmeHg1nibWUw", "date": "2010-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DfgSQi5Kic8X8xFQoJUFUw", "text": "My friend and I were walking around in between classes and noticed this place for the first time, which was weird because it's in a very visible location across from campus, so we decided to try it (however if you're a college student just killing time in between classes, you might want to do that somewhere else because this could be a little pricey). The interior was pretty and the atmosphere was comfy. I got the burrata salad and it was so yum. The pesto was yum, the artichokes were yum, the crispy onions were an unexpected yum. The yummiest part was the dry farmed tomatoes; I had been wanting to get some before they go out of season, so I was excited to see them on the menu. I added chicken to my salad, but I got a good three pieces because they ran out. It's all good though, the salad was still lovely.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m7rbZtL4b8du326Ng43SiA", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "E91sB5SUQ3bJZmPrOCX3bQ", "text": "Currently one of my favorite restaurants. Get the Vegan \"charcuterie\". That's a direct order, foodie soldier.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "x-i8n-WW7YHrhRrPHos75A", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ekQC3YQ4DyMPLaqEY_Psbw", "text": "It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood when we dropped by for brunch. We were happy to see there was absolutely no wait and the host (super friendly) must have seen us eyeing the available table outside because in no time that's where she was leading us to be seated. \n\nA cold, refreshing carafe of sparkling water was placed on our table and the fact that they offered sparkling was a pleasant surprise. I opted to order an iced tea. I heard great things about the pancetta pizza so both C and I shared one along with an order of the local lettuce salad which includes strawberries and pistachios throughout the salad. The flavors of the pizza (including the pancetta which I picked out and gave to C but was still able to taste hints of it) including the cheese and caramelized Lindencroft greens was wonderful. Along with the egg and the chili oil and thyme each slice was bursting with flavor. I was trying to avoid eating the crust but I couldn't help it and polished that off too in no time. \n\nNo doubt will I be back. I was able to check out their dinner menu online and while they have similar items offered on the brunch menu there are a few of the large plates I am very curious to try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Z9ugoA4MGwiJVh-CB8bhQ", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FCfaJMFCv2J7wIw694OM7g", "text": "I came here for my friend's birthday yesterday, and I was pretty excited. I LOVED the ambience and the hip vibe. They had good service too.\n\nBut I think the food was a little too hyped up. I went in wanting to try the Vegan Charcuterie after reading all the yelp reviews on it, but it was a little disappointing. I mean it was good, but I don't know if I would ever get it again. Maybe it's just me...but it definitely had an interesting taste.\n\nI shared the burger with my friend, and that was pretty good. I just don't know if it's worth 14 bucks.\n\nOverall, it's a really cool place. But I don't think I would \"crave\" any of the items on their menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HawlyOLGf7foMytDFj-FDw", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fcOynKcF51DPe7QbkABSnA", "text": "SOmetimes sustainability and professionalism do not go hand in hand.\nI ate at Gather last night and found the two cozy in a corner, smiling through the veneer of a figs and shittake.\nI went there once before and thought it was good.\nLast night made me glad it was a local option.\nI will go back here instead of trying the litany of new underwhelming ghetto gougers.... \nVery Good food. Very good service.\nThanks for that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J8vggSEfz4Ou9eHyc5l9jw", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FSW4vNoDZ1_8wwaTqu_Hig", "text": "Brunch with mom was delightful at Gather.  Next time I'm parking directly across the street, coin meter parking is far and 1 hour max, well I guess I got to work off some of that pizza I consumed!\n\nI LOVED the polenta pancakes, we ate slowly and there was still a crispy edge to the cake.  The peaches braised in sauvignon blanc was a nice touch and the whipped ricotta was decadent.  Enjoyed the pizza, but I probably would skip the housemade sausage next time, it's pork, but it tasted really gamey.  Too salty for my palate also. The crust was chewy and puffy at the ends, deliciously satisfying.  \n\nTea selection: Numi bagged tea.\n\nNeat: the bench seating is a compilation of leather belts and the wall is decorated with pickling jars.  \n\nWill definitely be back for breakfast, lunch and dinner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "53bZ_EsXH71L7iFs5MP9_w", "date": "2011-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_fsWkbRB0AN2xDIGqkAZGQ", "text": "do you suck on salt for fun? then you might like Gather!\nthe saltiest meal i've ever eaten and i've once dropped brine into my soup on accident\n\ni love the concept, but it's salty. like gross salty.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "8Lc3-TTHjExd79GSQIHnAw", "date": "2011-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GPzxzD_4UMJfLH8qiouqSQ", "text": "If you like spending a lot and getting small portions, this place is for you. Why oh why are places like these so in demand? All those catchy terms like local, organic, farm egg (like that makes it worth $2), vegan, blah, blah, blah. My entree was so small and since it featured artichoke, I expected an artichoke, not some emaciated thistle. and for $21?!? \n\nHowever, the drinks at the bar were superb. $10, which is what a cocktail seems to go for these days because the ingredients are so special and they are mixed by specialists who will provide a history for the bitters they are using....whatever.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aVGSnXBXFuLXAihXZSf7DQ", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "j7RzaNUl-KsGkMEc8SUrvg", "text": "I love Gather so much I ate there TWO days in a row for LUNCH and BRUNCH!! On Friday I had the ricotta sandwich with radicchio, sun dried tomato spread, and caramelized onions. Great balance of flavors I have to say: sourness from the spread, mild, soft texture from the ricotta and sweetness from the onions (love them!). I then had their chocolate cookie for dessert... I ate that cookie in less than 30 seconds: moist, chocolatey (of course) with occasional salty bites. I really think the salt and sweet combination bakers are doing these days is so unusual but so right. \n\nThe next day I went in for brunch and ordered their signature dish: pork belly sandwich with a baked egg inside. This sandwich is to die for: delicious. I usually don't finish sandwiches because they are so large but I ended up devouring the pork belly. The meat is so soft and juicy, the yolk of the egg seeps into the bread and meat. The pickled cabbage balances out the bitterness of the egg yolk. The photos I posted  don't quite do them justice so I definitely recommend going to brunch at Gather trying either one of them (pork belly!!). \n\nIf you guys are looking for a new and adventurous drink, order the Kombucha soda! Tangy and bubbly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8Ht7WSY-woo99Tv6wRONow", "date": "2010-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JVN3AGU7-F90opMvoF5uhg", "text": "The large restaurant has such a nice all-American atmosphere. It's a great place to take a casual date to a nice dinner. My friend and I didn't have reservations and we walked in at 7pm on a Friday and waited about half an hour. Not bad. We ordered a spinach salad with chicken liver and other such unique organic ingredients and it was very good and a good portion for 2. We also ordered the sausage pizza which took a long time to come out. I think we waited at least 20 minutes after we finished our salad which came out rather quickly. When the pizza finally came out, we devoured it. It's about four slices per person and the bottom crust of the pizza is as thin as paper. However the sausages and everything made it so tasty that you forget about the lack of filling crusts. I guess it does attract your palate more to the actual sausage part of the pizza, which is good. \n\nI would definitely come back to try their other dishes. I love how their menu is very organic and sustainable! The restaurant found a perfect home and customer base in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wnw4LWsvhgxAooX5UbchKA", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "K3Q3Pm6AM0qv0C_KgIv8FA", "text": "Stopped for a post-Rep drink and nosh - tried the verbena gimlet served on the rocks. Great flavor combination. My friend had one of the beers on tap and loved it.\n\nWe got the vegan charcuterie plate, thinking we'd order more. This is one great platter of tastes! The mushroom pate, the eggplant \"brandade\", the sauteed peppers, watermelon radish \"carpaccio, the tomato and corn relish - this was an incredible feast of flavors. \n\nWe promised ourselves to come back for more, but it's really a great amount of food to have as a booze sponge. The service was really great, too - nice all around. Check it out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EabzTK4Vmw_VfIyTcafJIA", "date": "2010-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kaAiMdtMcPM4rZ2v0_KfEA", "text": "This is definitely a Berkeley place (a bit pretentious, no?), but I enjoyed the food. It's a nice place if you're looking to eat out and get a bit more fancy treatment. \n\nI shared the Kale salad (pretty yum), and got the burger for dinner. The sauteed onion tomato sauce mixture instead of ketchup was delicious. The bun looked like it was made on location and the burger was actually made scrumptiously pink. (I hate overcooked beef). I had a very frothy pisco sour and some tasty plum sorbet for dessert. All in all a good meal.\n\nThe waitstaff could have been more attentive though. Our table water was often taken away and then forgotten about. The dudes who worked as hosts seemed to have two very large sticks shoved up their behinds. I got the once-over and then a stony look. I prompted the, \"How are you tonight\" and \"We'll be two tonight\" convos. They sat us at the dining counter in the back (no reservations) but that was fun to watch the kitchen and the charcuterie plates be prepared.  \n\nMy friend is vegetarian and gluten free, and this menu lived up to her expectations. All of the food is local and fresh and you could definitely taste the difference.\n\nI will probably return again. I want to try the pureed soup.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qtQWPxI5t6N90DXgN1XeAw", "date": "2011-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KkkVbc4Uu6uVLlLAm16wAw", "text": "The food was not good, for all of the pretense and egotism.  They serve animals on the menu that should not be considered food, even by carnivores.  I have to say I had high hopes for Gather, but after following their menu for a while, I was sorely disappointed.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fXrBrqT7DfsYaYzvi6tudg", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kNOmSPSKu8lhMW_qNWEF7Q", "text": "I was very impressed with this place.  It is literally a stone's throw from campus, but this is not your typical restaurant geared towards students.  No Fat Slice or Cereal Bars here.  This place is a foodie mecca.  \n\nThe experience starts when you walk in the door.  Even on a foggy day the inside was bright and airy, with reclaimed wood furniture and and a smiling hostess.  We made reservations and were seated right away.  Looking at the menu, I admit I was a little skeptical.  Anyplace that has \"vegan appeal\" is a place I typically like to avoid. Veges can be pretentious and fiercely fundamentalist - kind of like the hezbollah of foodies.  This is not one of those places.  This place defines not being able to judge a book by it's cover.\n\nWe started with the turkey and fig pizza for an appetizer.  It was actually an entree size, but we all wanted it, and getting it as an app was the easiest way.  From the first bite to the last it was incredible.  The texture and flavors were like tiny flavor explosions with each bite.  Honestly though, the best part was the crust.  It tasted kind of like Acme's batard baguette, but softer on the inside with a great crispy crust.  I can only imagine how amazing breadsticks would be if they made them out of this dough.  \n\nI got the sandwich special.  Thin sliced roast boar with a horseradish mayo on cibatta.  It was very good, though the mayo overwhelmed the sandwich a little bit.  I asked for mustard and that was exactly what it needed.  The mustard itself was very good, tangy with fruity notes.  Next time I'd have them skip the mayo and replace it for mustard.\n\nMy friend and girlfriend got the salads.  Presentation was great, though I didn't taste their dishes.  \n\nThe piece de la resistance, however, was clearly the dessert.  We shared a parfait type thing, one of the specials, with pecan cakes layered with marscapone, three types of grapes and grape jam.   We also got the ginger frozen yogurt.  I swear each bite opened up a new dimension of flavor in my mouth.  The ginger yogurt was topped with diced nectarines.  The flavors were layered so well on top of each other, sweet and spicy, with the different textures....incredible.  \n\nI would definitely go back here.  It is a great brunch place for sure, and I imagine it would be a great date place as well.  Service was super friendly and fast, which is always an added bonus.  This is a place you can take your veggie or vegan friends and still have a great meal without feeling like a rabbit.  It was a little pricey for three people, even with only one of us getting an alcoholic beverage, but to be fair we did get a lot of food.  This place lets you taste with your eyes as well as with your taste buds.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "45DhrSxqQRUDdnxlECPDYQ", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "L2xL6L0JUwhhLPM9c4hJTA", "text": "This place is amazing.  I miss it to pieces (forced relocation to SoCal).  I love the ginger beer, the salad, the burger, the pizza, the veggie charcuterie platter, the soup, the latte, the kombucha on tap...you get the picture.  Also, the perfect interior for the perfect mission plan.  Definitely my go to lunch spot in Berk.  There was this one time we had a not so nice server (she forgot to tell us the specials, get us water, and ask about dessert); however, the kindness of her sexy coworker kind of made up for it...  Can't wait to eat here when I go back up to visit!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LcSjb4aECPGfxmAhqTKijA", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "M8N9yPstMpcbmJslK5n95Q", "text": "A group of us headed over to Berkeley last Friday to meet with some clients and we all loved this place! \n\nPlace: nicely decorated, not too stuffy or overly done. I liked that there was a lot of natural lighting - large windows to let the sun in. Near Bart station. Clean and open - tables aren't too cramped. \n\nFood: yum. We told the manager to select some food for us since it was a large group. So we had: Heirloom Apple Salad, Kale salad and one more that I can't remember... Cherry tomato pizza, Sausage pizza and a Mushroom/Corn pizza. All of them were amazingly good! I usually don't eat pizza crusts but I did on these ones. \n\nDessert: they made us a special something.. raspberry or something berry cobblerish cake that came with caramel and whipped cream on the side. It was heavenly! \n\nGreat place to go for lunch and I hear happy hour is pretty good too.\n\nThe manager is SUPER SWEET and she checked in with us a few times during the lunch to make sure everything was ok.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YS7If3izfAVY67YMKambfg", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nPn4BFISGj2xcmeufRmNWg", "text": "Ladies and Gentlemen! Come hither! Gather around here for an experience you'll never forget! $10 per person, satisfaction guaranteed!\n\nI followed the crowd, and sure enough, a magnificent experience, worth every penny and all the hype.\n\nThe wooden tables/chairs, warm friendly smiles of hostess/waiters/cooks (who are all incredibly bright and glowing and good-looking--I blame it on the food they eat...it should be a law that all Americans should eat what their eating, then we wouldn't have so many people with low self-esteem and high obesity rates...) and relaxing but classy aura of the restaurant all make Gather my favorite restaurant in Berkeley.\n\nService was slow but incredibly nice and gentle. I probably think it's \"slow\" because everywhere else, I feel like I'm rushed out of the store after our plates are taken away. Our waiter gave us ample time after we ate to sit back, digest, and chit chat despite there being other people waiting to be seated.\n\nI love how water was served in Straus creamery bottles. I came home, got ride of our plastic water containers and drank iced tea out of our single Straus bottle. I guess this is the beginning step to becoming green.\n\nDo yourself a favor and look at the menu before you go in. I'm not sure how often they change it, but today's lunch menu was the same as the one online. It took us a good 15 minutes to order still. With 3 meat-lovers and 1 vegetarian, we had to compromise and go with the wild mushroom pizza, pulled pork sandwich, and mushroom sandwich. We ordered the pizza first and it came out almost immediately. We each devoured our 2 slices. The chanterelles were cooked to perfection. All four of us are determined to go mushroom hunting. The sandwiches were amazing--the cream made everything that much more exciting. The cauliflower and side veggies---out of this world. In the end, 3 meat-lovers and 1 vegetarian turned into 4 leaf/fungi/green plant-life lovers. It was the perfect amount of food too. I wasn't overstuffed but wasn't hungry. I forgot what eating proper serving sizes feels like. But now I know, and it feels great.\n\nIt all came out to $10 each, not including tip. It's much more affordable than I imagined. \n\nCan you gather alone? No you can't. So come along with at least 3 others. This is the perfect place for a small group gathering.\n\nI will be back again for the huckleberry pie and the burger, which I heard is ____________. (I'll come back and make sure it lives up to my expectations! Don't want to jinx it!)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AIBCHP4azbrP_ASpcIjSXA", "date": "2010-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O8ZD1m3e2yf3neeKteUnmw", "text": "Particularly for Berkeley, this was an outstanding meal. The atmosphere is pleasant, each dish is seasoned incredibly well, and the variety of options for vegetarians (and carnivores) is astounding. Our vegan relatives could not believe they had so many choices and that all of their dishes were not only veggie friendly but delicious. It was a really wonderful surprise to have such an exemplary meal so close to home. We will definitely be returning.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IzkWFIoq-8k4wX_hV71Qbw", "date": "2010-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ohxFTNvisbclKHa2l1HJ_A", "text": "Really cute place. Came here with party of 4 for a birthday celebration. They let us bring our own cake (charges a few bucks for cutting/storage) and helped us bring it out.\n\nFood menu sounds delicious (but the food is really nouveau so if you're into trying new taste combinations)!\n\nReally recommend for a cute night :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oJQsM3IoeiphfR6Z88qslA", "text": "As a pescetarian, I was excited coming to Berkeley and seeing all the vegetarian options available. After browsing on yelp, the reviews for Gather really caught my eye. The restaurant had a lovely atmosphere--very energetic and modern. The place was absolutely packed, but we lucked out and were able to get a table on the heated outside patio. We ended up ordering one of the special--a piece of medium-well albacore with clams in a light tomato sauce, the highly praised vegan charcuterie, and the crispy pork belly. The albacore was perfectly cooked and the flavors were very well-balanced.The charcuterie lived up to its reputation; it was absolutely delish, especially the mushroom pate (although it was slightly overseasoned for my taste). But its a MUST if you plan to dine here. Everything was super fresh and very light, so we definitely had room for dessert. The waitress recommended the royal grape trifle, so we ended up ordering one to share along with a scoop of strawberry ricotta ice  cream. The trifle was wonderful--creamy, rich, and delicious, probably one of the best desserts i've ever had.   The ricotta ice cream, however, fell a little short. It was under-sweetened and icy (although the presentation was lovely). My parents complained that they were still hungry, although they did enjoy the food. True, the fare is quite light, but personally, i don't like being bloated after a meal anyway. It was a little pricey for the small quantity of each dish, but that's the price of good produce! I would love to come back here and try the pizza! It's a must if you're a fan of high-quality, fresh food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "45hG-gwjr5kjjnPy2XcuTA", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OW1U15wsTyCDTh10zTV4Eg", "text": "On a Saturday night, Gather was the hippest place to be.  Nevermind, this place is ALWAYS packed (lunch, dinner, weekdays).  And I've always wondered why...\n\nThe food here is pretty spectacular.  I'm a fan of the \"buy local\" movement, but typically it's hard to figure out what the heck to do with these odd local ingredients.  \n\nThe chefs at Gather do a FINE job creating familiar flavors out of unfamiliar ingredients.  To summarize, don't be afraid to try everything. \n\nI ordered the...Vegan \"charcuterie\" ($16):  a fun collection of small vegetable items & bruschetta as carbs.  Super fun to eat - a flavor party in my mouth! Order it to impress everyone at your table. \n\nAlso tried the:\n1. Hedgehog Mushroom Pizza ($18):  great to share and large portions!\n2. Prather Ranch burger ($13): comes medium rare and super juicy.  A surprisingly exceptional burger!\n3. Barbecued young chicken ($19.50) - fall-off-the-bone , succulent, and seasoned well.  I recommend!\n\nI have plenty of good things to say about Gather.  Filling portions, lovely ambiance, and a food philosophy to live by.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PR8mKBZOMNSqGzfo4tQP3g", "text": "\"Un repas sans pain, c'est comme...\" Well, it's like dinner at Gather. I enjoyed the lamb meatballs, but really could have used a piece of crusty bread to make it a meal. \n\nOur server was annoyingly enthusiastic in that way that seems so prevalent in American restaurants, but she forgot to bring my glass of Tempranillo. I had to ask the host to fetch it, minutes after the entrees were served.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "UVXSaLxZfJ2rsxORClc2Rw", "date": "2012-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RRTr4N2q7VqaTTQ37NTtFw", "text": "This restaurant has great variety if you have to satisfy any of those eating-out checklists: omnivore, vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, local/organic/sustainable...\n\nI've been for a few delicious lunches. You feel like you're eating fresh, healthy food that is still sophisticated. The staff is very friendly and responsive.\n\nA few standout dishes: white bean soup, ricotta sandwich,  pear-pancetta-arugula pizza, pumpkin cheesecake", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qm82mLHhAUCaVnvLcYBSow", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "s_zFi2tdOimM7sC3T0rV7A", "text": "Gather has set the bar VERY high, leading the edge in the continuing trend of sustainable cuisine.  Amazing and impressive in so many ways, hard to know where to start.\n\nThe food is incredible, so many flavors, such variety.  The Vegan Charcouterie is the one dish not to miss.  It's ~ 5 different very small portions of appetizers, so unique you won't quite know how to describe them.  Constantly changing, we've ordered this all 4 times we've been to Gather, and it's blown us away every time.  It's astonishing the range of rich delectable flavors and textures they can concoct all while keeping  this dish completely vegan.  They should write an entire cookbook just on the Vegan Charcouterie.\n\nAnd of course, everything on the menu is organic, locally-sourced, seasonal produce, meats and fish.  Each night, they list the exact farms that their ingredients are from.\n\n\nPortions are small, but perfectly so.  We left full and very fully satisfied, and without any leftovers.   The service is excellent.  The wait staff has a lot of info to remember about every ingredient in every dish, and they do a remarkable job being ready to tell you even more than you might have wanted to know.\n\nEven more impressively, the entire restaurant's construction and design features reclaimed, recycled, and refurbished materials.  Even the artwork on the walls is made from shredding the packaging that their refurbished chairs were delivered in.\n\nMy only complaint is that it's a tad upscale and hence expensive.  We paid ~$45 per person, including drinks/desserts.  Oh, did I mention their drinks and desserts are INCREDIBLE.  Potent ginger-somethings, and a so-smooth and perfectly sweet Pisco sour.  And the varied desserts were exploding with flavors, even the fruits seemed unusually tasty.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FBrwuhYVjZYidDJUX4wKNQ", "date": "2010-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VIQwK1nY739KUVBkOK6k0A", "text": "We loved our dinner at Gather. Every little item in the vegan charcuterie was delightful; but the carpaccio of watermelon radish, turnip, horseradish salsa verde, grapes and grated almond was my favorite. The horseradish salsa verde was genius! We also had the albacore small plate with Romano beans, potatoes, frying peppers, etc. Loved that too. And the little mountain of kale buried under fluffy Fiscalini cheese was just divine; the kale had a hint of vinegar and the roasted root veggies added a bit of sweetness, while the herbs and fried capers provided welcome bitter and salty notes, rounded out by pine nuts. The Thai-oriented green beans were fabulous, they tasted like they were bathed in homemade Sriracha and Thai basil. And the local lettuces were hanging out with some roasted nectarine, which was an original and delicious treatment. For dessert we had fantastic zucchini and fig cake, and three local cheeses. \n\nThis is exactly the kind of food I like to eat; light, fresh, with layers and layers of bright flavors. Inventive but not forced, erudite but not pretentious. It all feels born out of a love of ingredients. This must be how Greens restaurant felt back when it was cutting edge: an a-ha moment about not just vegetarian, but all food.\n\nService was impeccable too: we were seated quickly at the dining counter where we got to ogle the cute kitchen staff working their magic. Our server was perfect, every time we thought we might need something he showed up as if by magic. He was very attentive and knowledgeable but not the tiniest bit overbearing. I wish I had asked his name!\n\nOne thing for prospective diners: if you are the kind of person  who can't look at a menu with the word \"vegan\" on it without launching into a verbal assault on all vegans because you know this one vegan who is really annoying and blah blah blah, you know what: I've also met a meat eater once who was really fucking annoying. I'm over it though, and I let people order food without making it their problem. Shut up. Grow up. Bye bye.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8lavYKcPPGUdJY048vWDdg", "date": "2010-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WKEzBxwb524FUyoaM0QlrQ", "text": "I am so happy. It's like they saw me coming. \n\nI have to start out by saying that when you want a burger, it doesn't really matter what else is on the menu. My partner and I were almost committed to going to Barney's, but without much enthusiasm. We spotted Gather on Yelp and it looked like a lot of foodie fun so we swung by. \n\nThere was a small crowd at the door already and they  were just about to open. We managed to get seated right away. \n\nFirst big star: choice of filtered or sparkling water. Sparkling! And served at just below room temperature. Perfect!\n\nDecor is simple, but high quality and contemporary. Noise level was excellent for such a busy place. Great for conversation. \n\nBurgers on the menu! That made it easier, as the rest of the offerings sounded incredible. \n\nBurger was a modest size, nicely pink inside, high quality cheese, bitter greens, bun was soft but with a delicate crust, absolutely perfect. The generously portioned shoestring fries were fresh cut and served with a sweet/smokey shallot tomato sauce. Delightful!\n\nBecause the burger wasn't monstrous, we had room for dessert. I was so glad! Barney's always leaves you stuffed. The dessert menu was a delight just to read. Our waitress, who was sincere and enthusiastic as can be, recommended the special - Mexican chocolate with donuts made to order, filled with heavenly concoctions of orange, caramel and chili. \n\nOMG. \n\nMy partner ordered the Pinot chocolate mousse, which we were told is made from a reduction of a full bottle of wine. So dark and rich! And served with home made nutter butters. I'm glad he likes to share!\n\nIt was a stellar quality meal, a real treat. We will definitely be back. The new year's eve dinner is beckoning.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hOrDXLqwU8-v17PbHDjVAQ", "date": "2010-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xwIMECWQfz1Sq8ra7xaKmg", "text": "Here's the deal.  I've been to Gather twice.  The first time, for brunch, it blew me away, and I couldn't stop speaking about it for weeks.  I had a pizza, something simple - lemon zest, green garlic, asparagus - it was absolutely incredible.  My friend's food - the portabella sandwich, was unreal as well.  We also had a bread pudding dessert and were in la-la land afterwards.  I'm getting excited just thinking about it.  \n\nGiven the amazing experience I had my first time, I went back recently with my parents who were in town for my graduation.  I took them there at 11:30am, just as the restaurant opened.  I did not expect to encounter what we found - it was not table-service at this point.  Instead, we had to line up with the crowd of others who had been waiting at the door to order our food at the counter.  The line curved throughout the entire right-hand side of the restaurant; but we didn't realize this would happen, so we had put our things down and sat in that section.  Bad move.  Soon enough, patrons were squeezing in behind us and things got very uncomfortable.  So we moved.  The next problem was that the coffee we ordered was waiting for us at the counter.  So, we had to fight the crowd to get the coffee, then fight the crowd again to get to the cream (which was spoiled, by the way), then fight the crowd again to get back to the table.  It just really wasn't the dining experience we were hoping for.  By the time we were settled with our coffee it had been at least 20 minutes and we were all feeling agitated.  The coffee had gotten cold.  Someone on staff corrected it by bringing us hot coffee and she also corrected the spoiled cream issue, but she didn't bring it to the table.  Instead I had to fight the crowd again to go retrieve it from across the restaurant.\n\nLuckily, everything had calmed down by the time the food came, and we were all able to enjoy our meals, but I will say the the pizza I had this time (sausage pie with an egg) was not nearly as good as the one I had the first time.  This pie seemed heavier - meaning, weighed down by too many toppings, as it got soggy and the crust wasn't very crispy.  My parents seemed to enjoy their food and so that was good.  But I suspect the mad rush may have had an averse affect on the quality of the food that was coming out.\n\nSo would I go back to Gather?  Of course, yes I would.  But I would definitely avoid it around opening, and I would NEVER go back unless there is table service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nsmuJdQjsyJk7MxvxjTj0A", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zxoUjJgWfIMYPEFc8MiycA", "text": "As a vegetarian I thought the food was going to be excellent after reading the reviews. However, I was extremely disapointed. I had the deep fried squash blossoms, which were terrible and the squash blossom pizza which was burned. I think they burn the pizzas on purpose but I thought it tasted horrible. They give you a 1/2 glass of wine for 10 bucks and the glass is not even big. Total rip and I'm never going back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GGqJIpGnc7pARXIykdywIw", "date": "2011-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "3a9I0YHalbY1W85wa6Gb_g", "text": "Damn, I am on a roll with the fine dining recently (sorry bank account)\n\nEverything about Gather is great.  \n\nIts a beautiful space-- open kitchen, cool light fixtures, ivy growing everywhere-- you feel like you're in a garden, but you're not because you're in the Bay Area and it'd be f*cking freezing if you were actually eating outside at night.  \n\nThe cocktails are great-- very fancy-schmancy (read: they take 15 minutes to prepare)-- I especially like the Brown Derby.  \n\nThe kale salad pretty much redefined kale for me.  Like, whoa, it can taste like this?  I may spend the rest of my life trying to replicate that salad.  Burger was cooked beautifully, fries were awesome and whatever that ketchup-carmelized onion thing comes with that dish, can you bottle that, please?  I was close to dipping my elbow and eating it, it was that good.  Service was fine, not overly gushy nice but sufficient.  \n\nClearly, a great place to bring vegans/vegetarians where you can still get an amazing meat dish-- like I said, everything they do is great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-l-TorsR28LHE40duDEGKg", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "5ZQQZ-Mj7OsMLQEgBtyXVg", "text": "Our weekend morning conversations usually go something like this...\n\nMY BOYFRIEND: \"Hungry?\"\n\nME: \"Hells yes.\"\n\nMY BOYFRIEND: \"Gather?\"\n\nME: \"You don't gotta ask me twice.\"\n\nI'm serious. It's literally that simple a choice for us. Not a cheap brunch but a damn good one. And they know it. I absolutely love everything about this place. I find it funny that I've been here a dozen times for brunch but never for dinner. I think I'm subconsciously afraid that I might enjoy my dinner at Gather a little too much and our evening conversations will soon start to sound like our morning ones. \n\nOne item we always always order is the is Spicy Pizza with capers, herbs, and cashew garlic puree. I didn't know it was possible to look like such a hog eating a vegan pizza. You're almost guaranteed a wet underwear. The Prather Ranch Burger is unreal with it's shallot-tomato sauce (their version of ketchup). The ambiance is so calm, relaxing, and inviting that it's no surprise the servers always seem so happy.\n\nEveryone I've recommended Gather to has given it thumbs up, so try this place and if you don't like it you can bust my balls all you want. I'll be watching and waiting in the corner like a creeper ready to lick your grubby fingers.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PLdNNcecADe4Mt9V9d9J4g", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "eJAXuUeCII530jE5xQBMlw", "text": "pizza: HELL YEAH\nvegan charcuterie: EH gimmicky.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iM65_UObxBvexo50FiSYhg", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "I02yWqZItaXVAp67pypkMA", "text": "Okay, what's with the four star review? I don't think I've ever repeated the sentence \"This is the best ______ I've ever had\" as much as I did during my amazing dinner tonight.\n\nIf you're vegetarian/vegan who's running out of ideas, you should really take a look at Gather's menu to get inspired. This place pulls off a tough feat--it makes eating your vegetables cool. It really got me interested in making my own versions of their plates at home. \n\nWe split the Little Gems salad and the Spicy Tomato pizza. I don't think I've ever eaten a salad so ravenously. The Pt. Reyes blue cheese dressing was incredibly flavorful without being overpowering. It  complemented the bitterness of the radishes and the endives perfectly. I wanted to take a bath in the tomato sauce on the pizza. The crust manages to be soft, fluffy, crunchy, and thin all at once. I'm fairly sure that defies some rule of non-magical baking. \n\nWe finished off this impeccable feast with the BEST chai latte in existence. The foam was smooth and the spices were combined phenomenally. Each sip was fully balanced with sweet and spicy notes. BEST, BEST, BEST.\n\nThe decor is worth mentioning, too. The soft lighting and the hanging ivy made me feel like I was walking into a rainforest. No manatee-patterned seats or robotic alligators here, though. It's \"nice\" without being too fancy. \n\nI'll be back to try their drinks and the vegan charcuterie plate next time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XDhnPFPd2cupU7cdKnUlvw", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "JA5xWcaziNjcYn_h_X7FaA", "text": "Went here with some friends for dinner last week and we almost ordered everything on the menu except for the pizza and burgers.  There's something for everyone on the menu.  Great seBrlections as well.   Started of with a cheese plate. It was okay.  I was expecting a little more for the price we were paying.   We ordered all the sides, which were the fries, greens and the creamy polenta.  They were all decent.  Each of us ordered an entree and we decided to all share everything and eat family style.  I ordered the chicken under a brick, Kristi ordered the heirloom bean ragout, my other friends ordered the braised pork cheek over polenta and the swordfish with pistachio pesto.  Everything was great and tasty.  The chicken was very flavorful.  Afterwards we tried a bunch of desserts.  The chai crem brulee and the bacon apple tart, and a streusel with earl grey currants.  I looked around and everyone was ordering the hamburgers, which is what I'll try next time.   I got a kick out of the bathroom with all the far side comics posted on the wall.   Neat place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cqjDIblHJ9TjmBW9BfRtTg", "date": "2010-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "yNk_9zFHUCQ8ucq1GHL0Zg", "text": "Everything was super unique and tasty and flavorful. The vegan charcuterie was fantastic! Culinarily, Gather was a really fun and interesting experience from start to finish. I also enjoyed the service, and the general ambiance and atmosphere of the place -- relaxed, pleasant energy.\n\nNow I understand why this place is so popular. It's well-deserved. Reservations are a good idea. I came here, without a reservation, with a party of 3 on a Friday just before 6pm (which I would say is relatively early), and we still had to wait half an hour.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "utgmi0jb2Qf-4H0Zo6hGJQ", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "qN1UondwwGt3dldUQ0LGVA", "text": "Food Porn...\nThe overarching theme was food frustration. Enough of a taste that you want more but then it's gone because the portions are SO small. The few bites we each had for $100 for four people were tasty though. But for a $20 squash entree, I want to be pretty darn full...Why? Cuz I buy squash myself and I'm no ninny. I know I can get the best local summer squash for $3 a POUND. So when you serve me a quarter pound of it for $20, I feel insulted. Doesn't help matters that I'm Scottish. You hit me in the pride, man.\nOtherwise, the selection is not great and we got the feeling the waiter was very eager to turn over the table. Not so leisurely.\nWe went home and ate snacks and a second dessert afterwards.\nIn a ditch effort for satisfaction, get pizza.\nIf you like to avoid being snuckered, go to Millenium in downtown San Francisco instead.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lgSrz4kcRYKil8YeSDv-Ag", "date": "2011-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0tpTmBvY0z4fkOIzHg95nQ", "text": "Gather is what Berkeley is all about. Fresh, local, organic ingredients for a reasonable price (at lunch, at least). We ordered a pizza and the kale salad (not too sour!), and had a couple glasses of the free fizzy water on tap.\n\nNot everything I've eaten at Gather has been amazing, but it has been good and interesting. And you're not paying the kind of prices where you expect perfection. Portions are filling, and definitely healthy. You feel great after eating at Gather. Everything is sourced locally and sustainably to boot.\n\nThis is my favorite Berkeley restaurant -the place I take out-of-town visitors.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "e_zZMmc3eDiqigdMOqEVYA", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2Dv8B08vZr6jo7_Dn2PgAg", "text": "I came to Gather on a blind date a couple months ago. I thought the food was pretty good. Yes, you get a lot of market-fresh, environmentally conscious stuff on the menu. And yeah, the restaurant is pretty fancy. It's right on the corner, so if you come here for dinner,  you almost feel like you're in a dark greenhouse. I wonder if that factored into the design. It's a little cramped in there, but not overly so, and the waiters and stuff were pretty friendly.\n\nWe split a pizza. After having been to a couple of places that serve pizza on the menu...I'm kinda wondering why they do. I mean, it was good, but it certainly wasn't the star of the meal. I think the true secret to any good pizza is all in the dough. Sure the toppings were pretty good, but the dough was a little meh, a little too, well, doughy. Uninspired. Not enough char, not enough crunch. A bit too soft.\n\nI do remember the vegan charcuterie as being of interest. It was cute collection of veggies and things, good for a date since it's all begging to be shared, but felt more like a curiosity or \"something to try\" versus something I'd want to go back for over and over again. \n\nIf I ever do come back, I'd definitely want to give one of the large plates a go. But the next time I'll be back is really anybody's guess.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CAQv3QQHUasQNtN-HEldAw", "date": "2011-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "go3PC6mV6YzAip2dD3lUfQ", "text": "One of the best restaurants I've been to in awhile.  Gather was a wonder flip compared to most other restaurants.  Rather than focusing on mainly meats and offering a few vegetarian/vegan options, there were MANY vegan options and a few meat options still.   I'm not a hardcore vegan by any sense but I do appreciate all the options they provide here. \n\nI wanted to try everything on the menu so we ordered a lot.   We got the vegan charcuterie, kale \"ceasar\", burger, and pizza special.  Every item was delicious but the vegan charcuterie plate was #1 on my list.  The creative play in real thing was so interesting I wouldn't have minded eating the whole board to myself.  We were so full we didn't get to try any desserts but they looked great as well.\n\nThe cocktails were very tasty as well.  Both of ours were well made and did a great job to prime our appetite.  \n\nThe prices at Gather were very reasonable as well.  I think everything on the menu was under $20 so that was nice to see. I can't wait to head back and try other things.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P_29I4dHqrAMDftOXObcaQ", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I8IOw454YofMp64o8GX-BA", "text": "Gather is an elegant restaurant across the street from the UC Berkeley campus that is committed to the local, organic, sustainable food movement. The menu offers to show you a Source Book so you can verify that your chicken is pasture-raised, your beef is grass fed, and your farmer is Joel Salatin. On the wall, they praise Michael Pollan's \"In Defense of Food\" as a must-read book.\n\nOur party started with the vegan \"charcuterie\", a smorgasbord of beets, carrots, other greens, and grilled bread. My favorite part was the \"cashew ricotta,\" which really did taste like its namesake.\n\nFor the entree, I had the \"Young chicken under a brick.\" The drumsticks and body come topped with radishes. The chicken covers plenty of kamut doused in a fried onion vinaigrette. The juiciness of the protein made me want to force everyone to pasture raise their chicken. Furthermore, compared to other restaurants in this genre, e.g. Calafia Cafe in Palo Alto, I thought the portion size was very generous.\n\nAt this point of the meal, I was considering giving Gather five stars. Unfortunately, dessert came up a tad short. I had the vegan chocolate layer cake, which is served with a tiny scoop of ice cream on the side. The ice cream was crucial in preventing the cake from drying up my mouth. I also was able to sample the tequila lime sorbet, which had an odd texture. The best dessert I sampled was the grapefruit sorbet, which had a very nice, light taste to it.\n\nSince Gather is committed to serving seasonal dishes, note that your experience could be vastly different from mine. The sample menus on the web site did not match what was served today. Gather was a wonderful food experience, and I'd definitely come here again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1WfaAbWC06QDnb59vqnEZw", "date": "2010-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iqv-XyoHq4HRMB47psgL9w", "text": "I was fortunate enough to be invited to the opening night celebration at 'Gather'. In one word, unbelievable. The decor, the food, the people, everything is great. The highlight of my meal was the mashed potatoes, best i've ever eaten!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xgYT1hILSOdrf5fCqZbSPA", "date": "2009-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ur3p5MMlWLUS3OnDk21tYQ", "text": "I was really not impressed with this place.  Went for breakfast and ordered the breakfast sandwich w/ bacon and it was $11.  After tax and tip it was $15 and the thing was 1) not that good at all 2) fairly small and came with NO side orders.  No potatoes, no salad, nothing 3) expensive and I left hungry.\n\nThe location is nice, and the restaurant is clean with a chic design.  The size of the portions and the pricing for breakfast were rediculous in my opinion.  The person I went with ordered the poached eggs and that dish was tiny too and over priced.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "r71UrnI3fOF2jI-XMRh3Sg", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0wlvJIWXdYmeSk4rCFeCIw", "text": "Fabulous restaurant.  Menu choices are always creative, intriguing, and delicious.  The artisanal vegan charcuterie plate is a must.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f5-0o_iBl6G0hiiTo55ZjA", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2QAdSBQwAxt0uinG-AasLA", "text": "I feel bad giving Gather a three star rating. The food is very very good--I had the sausage pizza and my friend had the burger (yeah yeah, we go to an upscale place and still eat normal food) but the menu is incredibly short.\nThe cocktails are tiny. My friend ordered one and it was the size of two gulps. He sipped it to be refined but I knew what he was thinking: \"mannn...I could probably drink a hundred of these in a minute. literally.\"\n\nAlso, earlier in the month, I wanted to have a large celebration here so I called several days ahead to make a reservation.\nTHEY DO NOT TAKE RESERVATIONS FOR PARTIES OVER EIGHT.\nI exceeded that limit but they didn't call me back to tell me so. I eventually had to go over to the place two days before my party to talk to them about it, at which time the waitress told me the rule. I'm kind of confused as to why they didn't call me back to answer my message--I asked but she said I probably hadn't left my number, but I did--twice, clearly.\n\nAll in all Gather's got good food, a little pricey, and it's definitely worth the hour wait for a casual dinner. But for something planned with a lot of people...don't waste your time trying.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4d681x3sCw1Q9ySTyTYXlw", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "69yPx5kpbI3-8snGFEIJ1A", "text": "The vegan charcuterie.\n\nMy gawd, the vegan charcuterie. It was incredible. Not \"incredible for vegan food,\" not \"incredible but hey i never eat meat.\" Just incredible. Complex, generous, unforgettable.\n\nI don't remember what else we had. But have I told you about the vegan charcuterie? \n\nNo pressure, Gather, but you set the bar pretty high with that dish on my first visit...hope it stays that way!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FY2Zv-4lrAOXaY6P_EXkFA", "date": "2009-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8i0-BBVKqEYAcIrWGjMggg", "text": "good dinner option for meat eaters and vegetarians alike.  we came here for my dad's bday, and ordered a bunch of stuff to share.\n\nwe got the veg charcuterie platter, kale caesar, the young chicken and carrot entrees, and a special pizza of the day, which had pork belly, corn, jalapenos, and basil.  we asked them to put pork belly on one side only and had it veg on the other side.\n\neverything was delicious, and the charcuterie platter was particularly inventive and beautiful.  the pizza was really good, and i loved the thin crust.\n\nfor dessert, we got a berry crisp w/ ice cream and an orange/fennel sorbet.  \n\na choice of complimentary sparkling water is a nice touch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rx7DNBmPPShVjlcQidGuTw", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "A-xUzCTTEfjLSppGX5LuXA", "text": "When my omnivorous sweetheart and I popped in for an early Sunday brunch, our hostess asked us if we'd been before - when we said we hadn't, she replied, \"You're really going to enjoy this!\" Such enthusiasm is super great, especially when not paired with a detailed lecture about why, exactly, we should. And she was right! We really did enjoy it.\n\nThe decor is phenomenal, a modern rustic wonderland with recycled wine bottle lighting and reclaimed wood. It's open and gorgeous. I would happily live there, if it was, you know, housing - and not so close to campus.\n\nThey make sure their menu is 50% vegetarian at all times, which is so, so  exciting to me. There are multiple vegan options, and the vegetarian options look easily veganizable! My omnivorous sweetheart is a beacon of fairness and won't even take me anywhere where I have one single option anymore, unless I am specifically in the mood for that one single thing.\n\nI got an almond latte - fantastic that they offer almond milk in addition to soy milk - and the \"Benedict\" which was savory and satisfying.  The lentils were perfectly cooked, the spinach beautifully wilted. The flavors were rich in umami, which makes me sound like a snobby foodie but it was so tasty I don't care.\n\nMy sweetheart got the egg sandwich with bacon, and found it to be incredibly fresh, have the right proportion of arugula, a not-too-salty bacon and a perfectly cooked egg. The word \"perfect\" came up repeatedly!\n\nI love that they are committed to local, safe, just and \"beyond organic\" food. They have a Source Book for their ingredients but I was too shy to ask for it on my first visit. Perhaps next time!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gYiypLdpzRVBuPpkiq0unQ", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "B1tURtPv25Tl-_Ls3jhgvA", "text": "The only thing I didn't love about Gather was the price (minus 1 star).  This was honestly the best vegan food I have EVER had.  Will definitely go back.  As always, eat at the bar if you don't want to wait.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Hg7F1Ux15cXaAUeIwW4Jgw", "date": "2010-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eo-z1EzBi58cSk57F1yXyw", "text": "i took my wife to gather for our 83rd monthversary.  we went during lunch.  we brought our 5.5.month old son.  he loved how the restaurant was so bright with all the big windows and view of the busy berkeley street, right across the street from the campus.  i really liked gather, and it made me miss living in berkeley.  i wish they had a location in the south bay.\n\nmy wife ordered the kale salad with chicken, and i ordered the spicy young chicken.  both were _so_ good!  the spicy young chicken had such a nicely, browned, crispy skin.  it was well plated with dandelion greens and polenta.  the kale in the kale salad was more tender than kale i usually get.  the pine nutes and shredded cheese went very well with it.  i also ordered a glass of kombucha.  i wish i could get a big gulp of that stuff.  we also had a peach bread pudding dessert and decaf coffee.  all the food was great.\n\nthe service was also very attentive and polite.  they made it very easy to bring our baby to the dining table and enjoy our lunch as part of a totally fun day in berkeley.  i don't give out 5.star yelps to restaurants that often, but i'm totally giving gather all 5 stars.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "17P2jIstE8RW_u4JO7KEbA", "date": "2010-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "k9WnMft85JsluQFlGVp8fg", "text": "This is very refreshing spot in the heart of downtown Berkeley. \nThe food is organic and vegan by request. \nThey have really cute names to title their food like \"Little Gems\" for salad and  \" Farm Egg\" for the pizza. \nThe only reason why I don't give them 5 stars is because the wait time to deliver the food to your table needs improving. You cant really go there on your lunch break because you will be there for at least 1 1/2 hours.Other than that the food is delicious and worth it", "stars": 4, "user_id": "niSwYgiSraNe21aIOn0o5g", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kAVyCNkk2Yhc9BN0QY-81A", "text": "We had a reservation so we walked right in past several groups waiting for tables and were seated immediately. I could not have been happier about the service. Our waitress was very familiar with the menu and answered all of our questions as we had never been here before.\n\nWe had a yellowtail crudo and roasted peppers as appitizers. The crudo was excellent but my wife and I split on the peppers. I loved how they were tart and charred and occasionally very spicy. She did not care for them as much but it worked out well as I got extra peppers!\n\nWe then tried the vegan charcuterie. This was the first time I ever ordered anything with the word \"vegan\" off a menu and thought there was a strong likelyhood of hitting In-and-Out on the way home. I was completely blown away with the excellent preparation of the vegetables and the sauces that accompanied them. My only complaint was that there were only four pieces of bread provided to finish off the sauces. I tried to use the \"lick the finger\" technique to finish off the last remnants of flavor from the plate but my wife put a stop without hesitation.\n\nWe will go back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J84Z7x0L6kS02uAsOv0BFw", "date": "2011-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Kx0-pIxl01-e1sbynfOE_g", "text": "I've tried this place twice (lunch and dinner) and both times were consistently good.  I love their vegan charcuterie and pizzas, but their sandwiches are great too.  Though I'm not a vegan or vegetarian I appreciate the way they create complex flavors out of simple ingredients.  By the way, they do serve meat entrees/sandwiches as well.  I just have a hard time passing up their pizza.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CD7u6x0qxBMtd6szyAPALA", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lgDy1SWiGW6ZwOQewHEgrQ", "text": "Oh a whim, my friend Tory L. and I decided to come here for our monthly dinner. We always need a place to catch up at, and why not go somewhere both of us have yet to yelp at. \n\nWe arrived at around 6pm and was informed that the dining room was full, but they had a private table in the bar area, which we were both fine with. Because we were sitting so far from the regular dining room, we had problems with service. We waited for about 20 minutes to get our water jar refilled and order our desserts. Other than that, service was pretty good. Perhaps since we arrived a bit earlier for dinner, it wasn't too bad in the dining room, but by the time we left, the dining room was full. \n\nWe had each ordered an entree and shared a dessert.\nI ordered the Barbecued Young Chicken on the suggestion of my friend Tiffany N who has been to Gather before. It was delicious. It just had me eating the entire time; I couldn't stop. The chicken was so moist and presentation was amazing. I did have some red spots in the my chicken next to the bones which I was a bit worried about. I brought it up with my server, but he said it was just something to do with the bone. Regardless, the chicken was delicious. \nTory L. ordered the Marinated Tomales Bay Mussels Pizza. It was a bit burnt on the crust that was a bit awkward, but that was beautifully presented on a wooden cutting board and it was gorgeous. The bacon and mussels somehow went great together. Then again, bacon goes with EVERYTHING. The pizza was great as well. \nTogether, we had the Scarlett Royal Grape Trifle. It was actually really delicious. Normally, I don't like grapes in my dessert, but it was really good. They had both red and green grapes sliced quite thinly. The cake portion was kind of on the dry side, but the whipped cream was delicious. The pine nut brittle was quite salty, but I found it a great contrast to everything sweet in the dessert. \n\nOverall, I would totally go back with a date or my best friend and just enjoy the food. They have some great sustainable and organic foods that is amazing. I love to support local businesses in any way that I can. I would suggest to make reservations through their website a couple days ahead of time or you can try your luck walking in. Delicious food, decent service, and gorgeous decor will mean that I'll come back and try something else.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RUXeyp_Af2C5t9JFyJlBQ", "date": "2010-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nvbhSiiG5npyXUCsxTJqbw", "text": "Delightful.\nEverything was fresh, delicious, and affordable.\nI headed in for a birthday lunch yesterday and was incredibly pleased. We loved the pizza with the two fried eggs on top and we adored our salads and fresh organic sodas.\nNice big open space. Tastefully decorated. Delicious options for meat eaters like me and vegetarians like some of my pals. A place everyone can dig on.\nNot much else to say...nice decorations, great food, friendly staff. Definitely check it out if you haven't.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KX61VMj5Sw9MYp7t4fJO-g", "date": "2010-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nyz67GkEepdWZjD4BdprFQ", "text": "I am such a sucker for local, organic, sustainably-sourced restaurants.  I have found a few that have lived up to my expectations - but this one fell far short.  Made a visit to Berkeley to visit an old friend, brought along a SF buddy.  When the subject of lunch rolled around, I had my heart set on trying Gather (a decision I now regret and feel guilty about, which led me to pay for lunch).\n\nSERVICE: One gold star for the water boy.  He repeatedly brought us fresh, sparkling water - my glass was never dry.   He even brought some fresh lemon slices at my friend's request.  That was the highlight of the experience.  \n\nMoving on, the old friend I picked up looked less than yuppified - but this is Berkeley, come on.  They stuck us in a shitty corner so as if to shield the older, wealthier patrons from his tattoos and plugs.  My other friend Kristen is of the type who \"does not get sat in the corner,\" so she was already a little pissed.  \n\nI ordered a $12 glass of chardonnay, I got a 1/4 of a glass of semi-decent chardonnay.  No one ever asked if I would like another after it was consumed in two sips.\n\nOur server was competent, but never returned to ask if everything was okay (which it was not...see below).\n\nFOOD: Everything on the menu sounded delicious, we couldn't decide.  Kristen and I decided to split the crispy chickpea sandwich and stone-fruit salad - with a side of \"grilled chicken\" ($3+).  The salad was fine, but nothing I couldn't make at home for a fraction of the price - plus the stone-fruit was still stone-hard and not ripe.  \n\nThe chickpea sandwich was not crispy, and I've had better veggie patties out of the freezer.  I took only a small bite and left it to Kristen.  The real kicker was the INEDIBLE pile of \"CHICKEN,\" which was slapped on a separate side plate.  It was far from grilled, and tasted about 5 days old.  It had the consistency of the foster-farms pre-cooked packaged chicken you buy in a bad in the refrigerated section of Lucky's (except this one was all brown meat and cartilage).  I was trying to be nice, I sometimes have a penchant for being over-picky, but this time my dining guests were disgusted enough for me.  \n\nIf you're going to advertise an add-on \"grilled chicken\" on the menu, you had better make it edible.  The server cleared our plates, including the uneaten carcass swiftly and left the $45 BILL!  A small salad, a measly vegetarian sandwich, a sip of wine, and an inedible pile of old dead poultry.  Disappointing to say the least, I tipped like a decent human being - hoping the water boy would receive a bulk of the tip (it helped me sleep better).  \n\nKnocked this one off the list of local, organic - and sustainably unpleasant experiences I hope I never have to repeat.  \n\nCudos on the decor - could have been a pleasant environment for a nice lunch.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "PYv4XntdvVcFZMAYKIRFOA", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Oj_a4OzKgdLF6cfpGC5J9A", "text": "Overrated. Went here on a Thursday night and it was packed. Despite having reservations, I had to wait 15 minutes for a table which was a bit annoying. Anyways, between my friend and I, we ordered a Mindful Meat pizza, a burger, and the half chicken. One thing to point out here, is that this place is super big on vegan and gluten free, and also, there menu is very, very limited. 4 pizzas to choose from + 4 different entrees options.\n\nThe pizza was very cheesey, lots of arugula, very little meat. $19. I've had better cheaper pizza at cheeseboard. \n\nThe burger was small, and not seasoned well. The bread they used however was excellent. This and medium rare, was indeed medium rare. The fries are bad. Definitely on the overcooked. Fries off the dollar menu at McDonalds are better in my opinion. $14. \n\nHalf chicken. Seemed more like 1/8 of a chicken. Really small portion, and not very flavorful. Definitely did not justify the price. $23\n\nI wouldn't go on to recommend Gather for the cost, the quality, and the atmosphere (much too loud - seems like a grand Applebees more than anything).\n\nFor $71 after tax and tip, there are much better eats.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "q4S7dc56BuH0oY390tot8g", "text": "Can Gather open up another location in the south bay, please?  I just love how they use fresh ingredients from local farms.\n\nInitially I was looking at the host weird when he brought us to a table for two when we have a 5.5 month old in the carseat.  I think he wasn't too sure how to handle an infant guest.  When that was resolved, I had a great time here.\n\nI ordered the kale salad with grilled chicken, which rocked!  I didn't realize how good kale can be.  The dressing was more like marinade for the steamed kale.  The kale was tender!  The thinly grated cheese was the perfect compliment on the salad.  The salad also had these yellow roots, which I forgot to ask for the name.  The roots were SO tasty - mildly sweet almost like taro.\n\nMy husand had the spicy young chicken with verde polenta, which kicked @$$.  The skin was crispy with meat that was well marinated and seasoned.\n\nThe kombucha tasted fresh, light, and floral without being too alcoholic.  If I wasn't breastfeeding, I think I could've drank 2 glasses of this elixir!\n\nThe peach bread pudding was warm and comforting with a glass of fresh decaf coffee.  Yum!\n\nI really liked the service.  Our server was polite and attentive.  I would definitely like to return again and try dinner perhaps.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Tu_GW8SDqTMm5i3A_9u9XQ", "date": "2010-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wcg3DnYeGffoNwKrn2XxKQ", "text": "On Sat nite we went here for a cool dinner. Didnt have much of a wait to get our table or our choice of sparkling or still water. BUT it took for ever for our food to come. Im not a 12 year old kid but I started playing with that pizza stand thing. I thought the pizza was a little small for the price but it was tasty and filling. I would come back here again. Id just expect a wait. \nWait one more thing.. I think if the waiter dosent come with the check within 5 min after you tell him your finished your meal should be free Im just saying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IKs3oGNDgOmv1G_Hmucg_g", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YCgpZzRHN3E44mVwKZUjKQ", "text": "Pros:\nThis place is awesome.  This is the future of restaurants everywhere (hopefully), or at least in California: healthy (reflecting the latest research on health, not just an old vision of \"iceberg lettuce and old tomato salad is healthy\"), very tasty, delicious vegan options that are not just deep fried, and great/hip ambiance.  \n\n***The vegan \"charcuterie\" plate is the standout, must have dish on the menu.  The kale salad (recommended to me by yelp) was also pretty good, and the honey pine nut pie with ice cream dessert was great.\n\nCons:\nPizza was underwhelming; the first pizza on the menu (tomato) had this creamy sauce all over that really killed the flavor.  Pizza especially has a high bar since it was one of the least healthy things on the menu, so I would expect super-tasty.  They would probably do better just to not have it on the menu at all as a distraction from all the other wonderful items we could have ordered.\n\nFun:\nHere is the definition of charcuterie for your reading pleasure; I am much more happy with Gather's vegan take on the dish:\n\n\"Charcuterie (pronounced /rkutri/, /rkutri/; French: [akyti], from chair 'flesh' and cuit 'cooked') is the branch of cooking devoted to prepared meat products such as bacon, ham, sausage, terrines, galantines, p\u00e2t\u00e9s, and confit, primarily from pork.[1] Charcuterie is part of the garde manger chef's repertoire. Originally intended as a way to preserve meats before the advent of refrigeration, they are prepared today for their flavors derived from the preservation processes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rkhm3bht88rhk5pR3kF3FA", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zFDtvk-XHd8NxVDuJBxtig", "text": "I adore this restaurant. They have amazing food and even more amazing cocktails, and a wide selection of vegan appetizers, entr\u00e9es and desserts. But more important than that, Gather stands for so many of the things I believe in: sustainability, compassionate food practices, the local food movement. They are doing so much good for the environment, and the food industry as a whole. I am continually impressed by their menu, their employees, and their overall attitude. I feel so lucky that this place is close to where I live! The menu is obviously seasonally influenced, so these dishes may no longer be available, but I particularly enjoyed the smoky borlotti beans starter, the vegetable pizza with cashew cream, and the masala infused cocktail. This restaurant is perfect for special occasions, as well as casual lunches or brunches, so go here as soon as possible You don't want to miss this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DVMu_jx2lgAJI1LouAMqqQ", "date": "2010-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZfegiD8LK5iNqrqweEfFqA", "text": "Plus:\nPatio!\nGreenery hanging from the ceiling.\nOption of still or sparkling.\nHouse-made sodas.\nLocally sourced, super seasonal.\nBrunch cocktails. I'm a sucker for places that dish it up before noon.\n\nThe Update:\nService was on the ball this go 'round.\nLemon-lime soda was refreshing and not overly sweet or tart.\nBurger was solid throughout. Fries were improved, but no longer curly. Not sure the chutney works, but the effort is appreciated.\nCherry gazpacho (umeboshi plum, shiso, olive oil) - Impressive. Mature, balanced flavor combination and a gorgeous dish overall.\nEgg, chard and corn scramble. Solid portion, lacked zing. Potato wedges beneath lacked character.\n\nVerdict:\nFresh, locally sourced approach is good enough to lure me in, but will not be enough to keep me coming back.\n$12 for the gazpacho seemed outright offensive. Upon seeing and tasting it, I took that thought back, but you have to make that decision to order a twelve dollar bowl of gazpacho first and it's a tough call.\nMenu options for vegan, vegetarian and/or gluten-free folks makes ordering easy.\nBrunch dishes are filling, but leave something to be desired.\nUnderstanding the whole local/sustainable sourcing, I get what drives some of the cost, but $5 for a side of potatoes and some other menu items seemed outrageous to me. *shrug*\n\n*Note* Online menu is CLOSE, but not exactly what they're serving. Additionally, expect the costs to be a smidge higher than the online menu as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Suw8tiW7EHWpt7HhuB7SDw", "date": "2012-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "1jiiMe7ZsuLdESBaKAn38A", "text": "I came here for my birthday dinner with my friend, and I was pretty disappointed. The atmosphere and service is nice, but I wasn't satisfied with my meal.\n\nWe asked the waiter what the most popular menu items were, and he said that the top two were the Vegan Charcuterie and the burger. We ordered both, and I expected both of them to be pretty good because I had heard nice reviews about the place. The Vegan Charcuterie was nothing like what I have had before. It was so out of the ordinary, and each of the four separate sections had such weird tastes that my friend and I couldn't even force ourselves to finish it. In my opinion, it was not worth the money--especially because of its super unique taste and small portion. The burger on the other hand was great. It was juicy, and the meat was gooooood! The fries that came on the side were too well done, so we weren't able to finish it. Btw, for the fries, you get some other sauce--not ketchup. I personally wouldn't get it again because I don't want to pay $14 for a burger.\n\nBoth tables next to us ordered the pizza, and it looked pretty good. If I ever decide to give this place another try, I will order a pizza. If the pizza isn't amazing, I probably wouldn't come back to this place unless someone begged me and offered to treat me out.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "HtXPtmsQyjeXShZzRBJoRQ", "text": "I think I'd be better off hunting.  I would give this place maybe 4 - 5 stars for concept, and maybe 2 for execution.  There was not a single part of my dining experience here which was NOT flawed.  While they make a good pitch to the Vegan and localvoire communities and feature fresh Kombucha on tap, their menu has many items which any self-respecting chef could make vegan which are NOT,  Seriously guys easy on the eggs.  When we had a very runny polenta type chowder they gave us FORKS!  We begged, waved and pleaded but no waiter was in sight to ask us if everything was allright.  I finally got up went to another table and stole their silverware.   Not cool.  With desert they were no better, giving us SPOONS for a LEATHERY vegan cupcake.  Furthermore they took an eternity to brink us a very CHALKY soy milk (seriously guys spend the extra 20 cents per bottle on the smooth stuff).  So so far we have really slow service.  Silverware-impaired staff and poor beverage selection, and while all of these are issues, there was still some redeeming quality to the food, so why 1 stars?\nIf you want to know what really cheesed me off, it's  pulling the # 1 foul in my restaurant book and taking it to a new level: We ordered our salad with extra cheese and paid extra for extra cheese.  When our salad arrived there was less than a thimbleful of cheese.  It is this failure to provide a satisfactory topping while charging substantially extra for said topping which moves them into their own category for SKIMPING ON THE SAUCE.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "HZWM5z2fbWruixylFYhL4g", "date": "2010-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iQzaPspvIo3878O8jy7jiA", "text": "3-3.5 (ish) stars.  Not bad, but not quite 4 stars worthy.    I'm not particularly into health food, but I am very open to trying different types of menus, including vegan and vegetarian options.  Gather executes most of their dishes well, but for the price point and portion size, I didn't really love my meal enough to want to come back.\n\nI recommend making a reservation, even for early weeknights as this place is quite popular.  Our server was nice, friendly, and helpful, though we did have to wait a bit to get our food.  Atmosphere is casual and fits in with most other restaurants on the Berkeley food scene.\n\nWe ordered the padrones, yuba \"pappardelle\" with smoked okara \"bolognese\", and the pancetta pizza.  I also got one of their specialty cocktails - don't think it's on the menu anymore, but it was fine.  Our favorite dish was probably the pappardelle - very creative use of ingredients and well-executed.  The padrones were also interesting - good, though I might want to try another appetizer next time.  I was looking forward to eating the pancetta pizza and it tasted good for the most part (how can you really go wrong with pancetta & egg on a pizza?), but the crust was burnt black.  We were starving, so we just dealt with it and didn't complain; however, I don't know why a chef would allow burnt pizza to even leave the kitchen...\n\nPortions are not very large, so you'd have to spend quite a bit of money to really get full (I'd recommend getting a pizza if you're particularly hungry).  Overall, I enjoyed my meal well enough, but I simply wasn't wowed - especially given the price point.  Vegans, vegetarians, and health fanatics may enjoy Gather more, though I still don't think it's one of the best restaurants in this class.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "jWhSXwU0F-L7RDnoEF6hUA", "text": "Ask for the bread because it is delicious and so well-baked. Weird that the servers won't give you any unless you specifically mention it, though. Come to think of it, they kind of shoved my sister and I into a corner (when the restaurant was barely populated) and forgot about us until we flagged them down for water refills.\n\nI had the porchetta sandwich, which tasted great but dripped a little too much grease for my taste. The oil would drop down my hands and collect into a little pool on my plate. Eek.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PVfhkvb1bunutI6DAZfw3A", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "L60WcXYClq6x5wP87pfKmg", "text": "I thought Gather was a vegetarian/vegan restaraunt. Here's a tip: it's not! \n\nThey have many dishes that are vegan/vegetarian and also gluten free, but they also have some very bizarre meat dishes. When I went one of the specials was a pigs head and the other was cow tongue. I was not expecting that. I was more than a wee bit intimidated by the menu, and the people I was with and I had to look up the majority of the ingredients listed. However, once we got our food, we didn't care what was in it because it was so good.\n\nI got the baby artichokes and the other two I was with split a pizza and salad. The flavor was like nothing I've ever had, and I found myself moaning in pleasure with every bite. \n\nOn another note, I tried to come here on a Tuesday night one week and without a reservation it would have been a 45 minute wait for 3 people at about 7:30. So, when I went to next week, same time, same number of people, we made a reservation. It turned out to not be too busy but I'm glad we were prepared anyway. Service was awesome.\n\nThe only reason I'm giving them 4 stars, instead of 5, is the menu. It was just really intimidating. I consider myself a risk taker and I like to try new things, but I prefer to have a general idea of what I'm ordering, and when I've never heard of 90% of the ingredients, I feel a little stupid and get a little scared.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4dEfRCp9xIhN71xIcX4I2A", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "nQWZMvuCg6YMTROonCahSQ", "text": "I like the farm fresh hunter-gatherer theme, but the food just doesn't quite cut it.  We ate here before a football game, and maybe it's because we were in the football frame of mind, but the food is just too weird and over the top (and pricey).  Want some lentils with your polenta?  Pureed cashews on your pizza?  Broccoli rabe on your eggs?  Fennel pollen butter on your pancakes (what the heck is fennel pollen butter anyway?  And fennel + pancakes???)  True story.  It's all there.  You can't make up this stuff.  Well, I guess you can if you are Gather.\n\nI had a lot of difficulty getting excited about any of the vegetarian options, so I ordered the bartlett pear pizza without the pancetta.  (I forgot to mention the pears on the pizza, but then that was mainstream compared to the rest of the menu).  I took one bite - and yuck - pancetta.  I thought maybe I could just pick it out, but it was loaded all over in the melted cheese.  The server took it back very apologetically and brought out another pizza sans pancetta by the time my dining companions were finishing up their food.  The pizza sans pancetta was just plain bland.  (Memo to file - Don't ask Gather change their meat dishes to vegetarian.)\n\nToo bad it didn't work out for us.  The location is good, but we'll probably take a pass next time we're in the neighborhood.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zIEEHRunRCIKI8tubn3X9g", "date": "2010-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aO8awIYoPmVPCi-5y9Ygww", "text": "It's a shame that, while Gather makes an attempt at making some decent vegan food, they are so filled with unearned self-importance that they end up treating customers who do not dress like filthy criminals (i.e. collegiate yup/academic filth) as second class citizens.\n\nAnd that's FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE - do you hear me Gather?\n\nI eat at Millennium several times every month and they manage to treat us with kindness and dignity each and every time. Is that really so fucking hard for you Gather?\n\nWe are polite people. We say 'please.' We say 'thank you.' When a waiter asks how we are, we ask how they are. Is it so fucking hard for you to be polite Gather? IT\"S BASIC.\n\nAs other yelpers have reported, when we arrived *most* of the tables were empty and yet we were told we had to wait because we didn't have a reservation. No one came in, no one left...after 15 minutes we were seated at a table that had been empty all along.\n\nThree parties arrived after us. All of them received their food before we were offered bread and water. \n\nWe ordered, repeating our order twice because the waiter was too distracted. We made it abundantly clear that we're vegans.\n\nAbout 10 minutes later we get some bread - with butter. Wow, way to be attentive to your customers Gather. \"Oh right, you're vegan [sneer]...\" Ask for olive oil, never get it. \n\nTwo of the three parties that came in after us have finished their meals AND LEFT  when our food finally shows up.\n\nAnd, surprise surprise, it isn't what we ordered. They bring us dishes full of meat and cheese, so we can't even just accept the mistake and just eat it.\n\nThe ONLY time the service was attentive AT ALL was when I finally asked that the remaining order be canceled and that we be brought our check. 30 seconds later we had our check.\n\nGather you could have saved us a great deal of time and frustration by simply explaining from the beginning - perhaps with a sign in your window or something - that anyone that doesn't fit your image of an \"appropriate\" diner will be treated horribly in order to assure that they will not return.\n\nYou can tell this restaurant has been built solely on marketing concepts (\"vegan,\" \"gluten-free,\" \"local,\" \"sustainable\") and has absolutely no heart - the kind of thing you find when a restaurants owner's are actually interested in FOOD. Making money is awesome, but when you are a bunch of fake-ass scumbags, some of us are going to point it out.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6g_ol1Kq4dfsfmIxLFdNgA", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HiYDAlGcwGXCUzAD84uKoA", "text": "In spite of some shortcomings, I really love this place. I've been here for lunch several times, and three dinners. The dinner we had last night was outstanding. The vegan charcuterie is always different, and each item is packed with flavor. Another crostini (or a second helping) might be useful, but they offer to bring some bread if you run out. I love vegetables, and clearly Sean Baker does too. My wife liked her cocktail, but it was a little too small. My Uberhoppy IPA was very good. \n\nThe yellowtail crudo had two sauces, a cherry-mustard seed sauce and a pesto made with pistachios. Combined with the fish, the flavor is great, and the presentation is nice. \n\nThe strawberry salad was not too inventive, but perfectly done. \n\nWe had the carrot dish, with carrots cooked sous-vide with hay (I think he is paying homage to Daniel Patterson), this had a great flavor and texture profile. The extra touches like dehydrated kale elevate the dish, when combined with the other ingredients.\n\nThe chicken was good, the bbq sauce was a bit too spicy for my wife. I really liked the baked beans and cornbread croutons, reminding you that this is comfort food. \n\nThe vegan carrot cake was interesting - my wife ordered it and thought it tasted too much like spice cake, but I think it was deconstructed with little carrot gelatins on the side to give the carrot flavor. \n\nI ordered the semifreddo, which was ok, I think I'm just not a fan. The caramel corn was a nice touch. \n\nWe had great service, we had to change our reservation, but they were accommodating. I agree that the layout of the place is a bit odd, but I like the touches of the canned vegetables, fish net chandeliers, and leather belt couches.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uuhlHiXCFFxx2ukpB7fUog", "date": "2011-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jBgR8yaXyWdZs0vkWZ8pig", "text": "I didn't even eat here. \n\nI do believe that the food here is probably 4 or 5 star quality, but I don't care if the food is good when the service is horrible--for me at least, dining is about the whole package--the food, the service, the ambiance. \n\nI politely asked for a table and was told it would be an hour wait. Fine, I would've waited and I understand that it was a busy night. Then, I saw some empty two seater tables and asked, mind you, very politely if they were reserved because I wouldn't have minded splitting up my party, since those tables were so close together anyways. Says the seater while rolling eyes: \"Yes....of course they're reserved\". RUDE. They better train their staff to be respectful to their customers. Why put them up front if they're unprofessional and unfriendly? I don't understand.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "X8IAENX8apicBoKNHa0cvg", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wV3Ih9SYbB6Pmm9As-t_Rg", "text": "Guess everyone knows how great Gather is ... it is starting to be tough to get into.\n\nTheir food is pure goodness!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "c8YOUQ1Lz645fopLMNEAnw", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bpNw_mVeM9BacRSQA4ZZ2g", "text": "**NOT gluten-free friendly** \n(Must be able to order creatively to eat here.  The wait staff *will* accommodate you, however!)\n\nThis place is Bezrkeley-tastic!  Everything is locally grown, and the kitchen staff are very diligent about food allergies.  I let them know about my severe gluten allergy, and they tagged everything on our order so there would be little chance of cross-contamination.  They did it with a smile, even! I *really* appreciated it.\n\nWe started with an asparagus salad (yum!) and split pea soup, which I don't usually care for, but it was *excellent*.  I had a burger (with no bun, of course) that was *good*, if maybe a teeny on the salty side, but I think that might have come from the cheeze that was on top.\n\nAlso, my new favorite drink is the Moscow Mule, and I ordered 2 of them because the bar tender knew what he was doing.  I think it's the home-made ginger syrup that made the drink.  \n\nIf given the chance, I will *totally* come back!  Thanks again to the staff for being so quick, efficient, and accommodating to my food allergies!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lYBkXpL2bZyUxWOKurByZQ", "date": "2010-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "usAxNHl_nL-VNpD5cnkHSw", "text": "I am all for slow, local, sustainable, earth friendly foods, but this place left a seriously bitter taste in my mouth.  After spending a year in the PNW foraging for foods, I had high expectations only to be let down.  The decor is pretty neat with the recycled bottles, etc., but the food left me wanting.\n\nI went with the BFF, his BFF from high school and her sweetheart.  My company was fabulous and lovely, the food not so much.  We had the \n\nkale salad\nvegan charcuterie\npizza (I did not partake so I don't remember what it was)\nstonefruit dessert\n\nI also ordered one of the appetizers which was a boar cake (?) with an egg, and twelve other things (I am exaggerating).  \n\nI will say one of the items on the vegan charcuterie plate did tickle my fancy with the delicious wild mushrooms, but other than that....\n\nEverything else was so complicated with foams and other fanciness that maybe I am too pedestrian to appreciate, but I just want to eat good food.  That concept is fairly simple.  Gather just isn't.  This is probably a testament for my distaste for Berkeley in general, but I don't get Gather.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xtZBNZ_K-AzLzMYOHr9BdQ", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yKBaeyom6dwjiRf4PRObog", "text": "Was in Berkeley helping my daughter move from one apartment to another on Memorial Day.  Had seen a review about Gather a few weeks ago in the paper and thought to give it a try.  \n\nWonderful meal, beautifully presented.  \n\nThough the restaurants was full and we did not have reservations, the hostess was very gracious and seated the 3 of us quickly.  The menus were well explained and several suggestions were appreciated.\n\nI am a carnivore, but my daughter is vegetarian (maybe pescatarian as she will enjoy some fish - especially sushi).  The menu was very interesting and complete.  We tried 6 items to share and enjoyed them all.  \n\nCrispy Pork Shoulder w/ manila clams (for me) was outstanding.   Seared Squid was delectable.  Turnip salad was great.  Vegan charcuterie was beautiful to look at and delicious to eat.  Probably my favorite was the Pizza with Olive Oil Poached Halibut Belly.  WOW!!!  Grilled Artichokes were perfectly presented.\n\nAll in all a fantastic meal at the end of a very tiring day.  \n\nWe will return.\n\nPS - uploaded a few pics", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UlDadMH0Jknj_mwGqe1CrA", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "J4bTHtzq2EOnqPKe5lNiDg", "text": "I went to Gather with a friend a few weeks ago and had a wonderful time.\n\nI am not a vegan by any stretch of the imagination, but I decided to go with a vegan meal because I felt like being healthy.  I had artichokes with forbidden rice and soybeans...I know it sounds drab but it was sooooo delicious.  My friend, who is a picky eater, got a pizza with pancetta and some kind of fancy cheese I forget the name of.  She loved it.\n\nThe decor is worth mentioning too, which I give an A+.\n\n**And this place is great for people on a gluten free diet as their menu labels things that are GF.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PpYJtnDG6NH7tBVNHw-iVA", "date": "2010-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WORseKu9u0R6MYoOjUhWgQ", "text": "I sat on this review for about a month, toggling between two and three stars, but the fact that I live a few blocks away and have had no desire to return here when famished even though it's the first suggested item that pops up on my mobile Yelp app is what sealed Gather's two star fate for me. \n\nI came here at 9pm on a Monday and the place was buzzing - clearly this is no longer a best kept secret. The menu is small yet enticing, though I'll admit disappointment in the few vegetarian items (I expected more of them). I settled on a dazzling pizza option of roasted cherry tomatoes, basil and smoked cheddar. I've never seen a pizza like this - the crust ends in a sort of nodini (bread knot: http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/5422/nodini3jh.jpg) twist and it's a heavenly pocket of dough. The pizza is big enough for two people and certainly priced accordingly ($17 is a bit much if you're dining alone).\n\nThe patronizing service is what will keep me from returning. My server  (contrary to the lovely seating hostess) was unwelcoming in a way that destroyed my first impression of Gather; I considered walking out before ordering my entree but I really was THAT hungry. You know when you feel out of place at a restaurant because of your attire, or the fact that you're dining alone, or aren't spending a fortune on drinks or appetizers? Yeah. A sort of \"That's all you're ordering? I can't squeeze any more money out of you?\" kinda tone that results in no tip and no repeat visits.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JnPIjvC0cmooNDfsa9BmXg", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wFlKsHg9J9C5xrsyZETH2A", "text": "Really 2.5 stars, but I can't bring myself to round up and award the third one.\n\nTook a friend here for his birthday dinner, and I have to say I was more than a bit disappointed considering what I've read here and heard from other friends.\n\nGather bills itself as \"[a] place where you can find seasonal food, carefully sourced and thoughtfully prepared to appeal equally to vegetarians and omnivores\". Well, I'm not vegetarian, but my friend was, and even I call BS when your menu purports to be 50% vegetarian, but most of the vegetarian options are under \"small plates\". In a place like Berkeley, offering vegetarians some appetizers and salads while paying lip service to them for entrees just doesn't cut it. \n\nWe had crispy cardoons with an almond-tomato sauce and scallion salsa to start. The waitress, when asked what cardoons were, told us they were sort of like celery root but tasted closer to an artichoke heart, which I can't say I agree with. They didn't taste like much of anything, and sort of just served as a fried starch to put the sauce on. The sauce itself wasn't even that special; it just tasted like a hummus with tomatoes in it. Very one-note, which turned out to be the problem with my entree as well. \n\nI had an orange-olive braised duck leg, which came over some beans and tomatoes and stewed kale. The duck was cooked nicely enough and pretty much fell apart with a fork, but the flavors just weren't that deep. The sauce was rather acidic, being comprised of tomato and orange, and the kale was just kind of sad, like it had been thrown in as an afterthought. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great. My vegetarian friend settled on a vegan mushroom \"cioppino\" because it seemed like the most interesting of the three(!) vegetarian entrees; he said it was pretty bland.\n\nOkay, so the food was decent at best, but definitely nothing special. Why two stars? The service was abysmal. \n\nWe arrived fifteen minutes ahead of our 7:00 reservation and patiently waited while they cleared up an entire section that had just been vacated by a party of sixteen; we were shown to our table after about ten minutes. No real problem there. Unfortunately, that was the best part of the service.\n\nAfter sitting down, we were offered our choice of still or sparkling (filtered and carbonated in-house) water, and then waited for our waitress to show up. And waited. Ten to fifteen minutes later, she showed up. She was nice enough when she was at our table, but was kind of MIA most of the time. Wine showed up quickly enough, but I managed to kill half of my glass by the time our appetizer arrived, and no, I wasn't chugging it! The entrees took another ten or fifteen minutes after we _finished_ the appetizer; considering how long the appetizer took, this was patently ridiculous. Another ten-minute wait for the waitress after our plates were cleared... we were offered dessert but declined in favor of grabbing something sweet at another place rather than waiting another half hour. \n\nGather is new in Berkeley, and seems to be having some growing pains. I want to give it another shot, but they need to work on both the food and the service before I do.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vjWMqGJ9bJpUQ_1t44IuTQ", "date": "2010-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "wOJZWOA5BQzHEjbIQOuk2g", "text": "We stumbled on this place just by chance on a Monday night.  I was drawn in by the cool modern/rustic design and warm inviting lighting.  To my surprise, they were completely booked up for the night when we tried to get a table.  Since we weren't really in the mood to sit at the bar, we made the decision to eat elsewhere and head back here another night.  So the weekend rolls around and we find ourselves in the neighborhood again at the dinner hour.\n\nSince we basically were there this time when they opened the doors for the evening at 5 p.m., we promptly got a nice table for the 3 of us.  Cocktails were all amazing.  I particularly recommend the Bee Sting which naturally has a honeyed taste.  As for entrees, the little lady got the Mushroom Stew and both my cousin and I each opted for the braised Pork Shoulder which was the daily special.  All of our dishes were excellent in flavor and preparation.  We all clearly shared this opinion, since not a speck of food was left on any of our plates.  For dessert, I tried the cheesecake.  This is no ordinary cheesecake...it's sprinkled with various bits of fruits & nuts that just make it absolutely tantalizing on the good old sweet tooth.\n\nOverall, we highly enjoyed our initial dining experience at Gather.  Price is a little steep at about $50/person but you're definitely paying for quality here.  If you are a fan of Chez Panisse Cafe, I would say Gather will be right up your alley & well worth checking out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WkBSBfRRloP6QFH7O8I5dg", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "fqDFejUUek_R3-ZPRySDWg", "text": "We had foodie guests in town and made a reservation for 4, and were seated promptly. It all went downhill from there. \n\nAfter being ignored for 10 minutes with no water, our waitress appeared, described the specials, and then disappeared again. She reappeared and took our order. \n\nSomeone else appeared with drinks and was confused about which drinks went where (setting the stage for a theme). \n\nNone of our appetizers arrived, the waitress popped in, said she was confused about whether we wanted everything to arrive at once since some ordered salads, some small plates, some mains. Uh, we ordered appetizers for everyone! She went away, then as if on cue everything arrived: salads, small plates, appetizers and mains, carried by an army of people we'd never seen before, confused about who ordered what. \n\nThe evening was iced when a cold mushroom salad appetizer arrived after we were done punishing ourselves, and was placed in front of one of our party. A comped dessert?\n\nOur waitress dropped off some dessert menus, in passing and in silence. We never saw her again.\n\nWe ran for the door.\n\nI can't remember what the food was like. I'd suggest sourcing some local wait staff. You could \"repurpose\" them from other locations.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Pb3dQhvNZCGYJpMkkrkXcQ", "date": "2010-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oSzRmNF1WMGcrzzPGhA_cQ", "text": "Uninspired, get them in and get them out the door, sums it up for me.\n\nIf you're a vegetarian, you'll like the menu selections and the food. If you're looking for animal based faire, you might be disappointed, I certainly was. Not much on the menu interested me and I went for something that would be hard to dislike: Burger, fries and salad. Aioli on the bun was barley there. You would need a forensic expert to prove it's existence. Cheddar and grilled onions seemed to be rationed.\n\nThis experience wasn't awful, but it wasn't foodie either. If I had to choose the most memorable aspect it would be all the hard surfaces that bounced sound making it difficult to have a conversation without shouting. Concrete is cool, but so is some fabric either on the walls or ceiling to dampen the sound and make this just a little more intimate and friendly.\n\nSolid 2 stars, nothing more and nothing less.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "isIR2lxazdWQn6it8f890g", "date": "2011-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9ttI3v_Zg7XeYOMpRS_FJQ", "text": "I finally had the opportunity to experience Gather last night for the first time. It was exquisite. The vegan charcuterie is an adventure all in itself! I'm the furthest thing from being vegan but this appetizer is not to be missed. I had the special seafood stew entree that was wonderfully complex, smokey and had spicy. Followed by a strawberry and vanilla semifreddo. Each dish was incredible. This is not simple and rustic.\n\nThe atmosphere is surprisingly comfortable, laid back and the details were well considered. Warm lighting, reclaimed wood/leather and a handsome style. \n\nI was concerned going in that I would be engulfed in sustainability, Berkeley eco-activism or guilt-ridden for enjoying pig parts. But it wasn't the case. The focus was the food, not the politics. In fact I didn't even hear the speech about where the veggies came from, or the family lineage of the shrimp. It's there if you ask. But after talking with the waiter about how the Habanero powder was crafted, you could safely assume that every detail about the joint contains a story of sustainability, health and most of all, taste.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mhohe7Bu_UYoWj9B3yHKAg", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "86wjua1hDUop9nuMkWzp7Q", "text": "I have to admit I was expecting this place to be exploding with hippie/vegan/overly politically correct nonsense and boy was I wrong! The whole staff was warm and professional...I will admit the service wasn't super polished with regard to timing and replacing silverware...but they were so friendly and eager I didn't mind. We ordered the vegan charcuterie - an idea that filled me with doubt and cynicism - and I must say it was exceptional! Super creative and inventive use of vegetables and sauces and a great presentation...\n\nBut what surprised and delighted me the most was the burger. This would be the last place on earth I would expect to find a great burger and when I say this was a great burger I mean great with a capital G. One of the best ever. The sauce! The meat! The caramelized onion! Hold me back!\n\nGather is still ironing out some kinks as a new restaurant but I recommend them without hesitation - great food, great prices, cool lights, and some of the warmest service I have ever come across. Success!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VlcAr_JMUbW2040-tLKL1A", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kwDDXNIDMOAB2Cf4mBMm_A", "text": "this was my birthday restaurant. that's how much I love it here. And they have 3-4 kinds of Kombucha on tap!\n\nMust try the vegan charcuterie and the pizzas are all to die for!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CKyoRam-vNQud1z1dJe3Eg", "date": "2012-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RfEF5OdtdiqP5tPKVkWzKA", "text": "+ Very delicious dishes, especially the pizza and pancakes.\n+ Unique cocktails made with some quality organic liquor.\n+ Emphasis on sustainable, organic ingredients.\n\n- Expensive, especially given the small portion sizes.\n- Long wait for dinner foods (45+ minutes for dinner, party of 7)\n\nThe Short\n4 stars. I'm a little generous here, but I am a fan of their food-- its well made. It makes me forget about the questionable value of the meal and long waits. I've eaten here 3 times, twice for dinner and once for brunch. Its been a good year since my meals there, but some things are unforgettable.\n\n1) Prices are pretty steep given the portion sizes. \nThankfully, the quality of the food is quite good. In particular, their Acme Walnut French Toast (cornflake crust, fruit compote, walnuts, cinnamon spice, and yogurt) was one hell of a french toast. My brother and I downed that in a jiffy.\n\n2) Unique cocktails.\nA lot of vodka-based cocktails used Square One organic vodka, which is one of my favorite vodkas. Their Bee Sting (Square One botanical, ginger, lemon, honey, mint) was a very enjoyable cocktail. I'd recommend it to those who love ginger. \n\n3) Fantastic pizza.\nTheir pizzas are hard to pass up. Their crusts are on the crunchier side, but the ingredients and varieties they have (breakfast and lunch) are exceptional.\n\nIf you had to choose between dinner or brunch, I'd definitely do brunch.\n\nRecommendations:\nPizza\nCocktails", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EBGLFxRqMS3Efz0srg9kHQ", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9dq6gytUwYBY3HNJzRlqeA", "text": "I think I would have given Gather a solid 4 starts if it weren't for the lackluster service.  I felt bad as it seemed like they were probably understaffed but it's Sunday and you have brunch, aren't brunches usually busy?\n\nGather wasn't particularly packed and there were several open tables.  Upon walking in with a party of 3 we were told there would be a bit of a wait.\n\nUh.  Ok.  Maybe there were large parties coming in to take the open tables we saw all over the restaurant.\n\nOur hostess left, came back, offered us outdoor seating to which we were excited to say yes to, she left, came back and told us that the back patio was full and decided to sit us right near the host stand which was fine.\n\nWe sat and caught up.  We talked.  And we talked.  And we talked some more.  \n\n15 minutes water arrived after we raised our hand to request it.\n\nIt was a lazy Sunday with no real rush to go anywhere so it wasn't a huge deal but there just seemed to be this weird laissez-faire thing going on with our table.  We had to flag someone down to take our order.\n\nI like the space, the food was great and it made me want to come back for dinner and I'm hoping the service glitches were just because of the restaurant having an off day.\n\nI always appreciate restaurants that call out what is vegan and what can be veganized.  My braised mushroom sandwich was really nice, the greens on the side were perfectly dressed and my side of potato scallion hash was absolutely delicious.  I added the roasted market veggies (+$2.50) to my dish which I don't think I'd do again as it was a scoop of carrots and random white beans and it was COLD.  When I think of roasted veggies, I think of something hot with some charred bits which I love.  (I HEART CHAR!)\n\nI'll definitely come back for dinner and give Gather another shot but I hope the service is a bit more spot on next time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8wHKhb9wqIHca43Xr1xJZQ", "date": "2010-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ItP7BUtx_R5jKeqxxhTQHA", "text": "about two months ago, i opened the door to my overly-excited boyfriend who said something like \"gilly, there's a new restaurant opening up on oxford that looks so good\". Now, coming from him this meant very little, considering his diet (when i'm not cooking) consists of pasta with Ragu brand sauce, microwave popcorn, and multiple snickers bars a day. \n\nafter patiently waiting, looking at the sample menu, and drooling over the photos, we ate here last night for his birthday. \n\nstarted with the mixed lettuces with blood orange vinaigrette and pumpkin seeds - tasty; i love blood oranges and these were perfect ones; pumpkin seeds went well with it, but the salad was over-peppered. \n\nnext we had the vegan charcuterie: \n- roasted beets with kumquats, chili, and fennel = perfect amount of sweetness, the beets were beautiful\n- tomato porcini pate with grilled tardivo = smoky and DELICIOUS\n- mandarin oranges with arugula, pistachios, and tarragon = good, but somewhat forgettable\n- \"potato salad\" with red wine dijon sauce, capers, and oyster mushrooms = the first time i've ever liked potato salad\n- parsnips with lemon, olive oil, and parsnip puree = love this as well\nthis all came with grilled bread, which we only ended up eating with the mushroom preparation. \ntouching moment: while we were eating this platter of vegetables, rodrigo said to me: \"this is one of the few times i've preferred quality to quantity\". i nearly teared up at this, considering he's been known to casually eat a party-sized bag of doritos in ten minutes (no, really)\n\nfinally, we ordered the pizza with goat cheese, romanesco broccoli, lemon zest, and thyme. loved this also. the flavors were good and the crust was thin and crispy under the toppings and thick and fluffy on the edges. \n\nour waiter was great- friendly and knowledgeable about the food. \nfrom the moment we walked in, i felt like the service was a bit jumbled, but i'm not really one to downgrade restaurants for that, especially because i'm so awkward that i'm never really sure if it's my fault or their's :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ojq8-SGZ-E-RvccNg9PNTQ", "date": "2010-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "k8DMt8lftIO6Z9FKuncmWQ", "text": "Okay, first of all...yikes. It feels kind of hurtful to give only 3 stars to such a classy looking restaurant, especially since this is my first ever review. But I'd have to say my overall experience was nothing very memorable.\n\nA group of my friends and I came to celebrate a birthday. We didn't have reservations so waited for around 45 minutes (no blame there though-we should have expected the reservation policy on a Saturday night). The hostess was \"nice\" but that's about all I can say. Our actual dinner server was very friendly (not to mention cute..) and joked around with us a bit, bumping up my rating on this place a bit.\n\nFOOD: My friends and I ordered the Duck Sausage Pizza, Pork Pizza, Mushroom Pizza, Ranch Burger, and Cauliflower soup to name a few. The ranch burger was flavorful,nice and juicy, but although I asked for \"well done\" I don't remember requesting \"charred.\" 3.5 stars. The Pizzas were all pretty tasty ...I apologize for lack of other adjectives this is my first Yelp review. Again, the crust was more black than I had hoped for but it didn't seem to bother my friend. Fries were tasty upon arrival, but maybe the combination of the cold outdoor patio and skinny build of the fries, they starched  up quite quickly. Not too tasty, not really worth the money in my opinion. Nothing really saved the day except the good company and the elegant, classy ambiance of the restaurant which made it birthday-worthy.\n\nwoo! first yelp review!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XxaH0WvREdM0sv56nHOGPg", "date": "2010-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NStDrleg7HJDTLBKiBv2FQ", "text": "Came back with my parents this time.\n\nWe ordered the charcuterie plate, and the Spicey Tomato Pizza.\n\nThe former was creative and pretty good, although smaller than I remember. A little pricey considering the small sizing.\n\nBut the Pizza was pretty big from what I last remembered, and the crust was oh-so-good. Soooooo good. And the sauces drizzled on top were amazing, along with the caper/olive tapenade. Very flavor intensive, while still remaining light.\n\nFinally, we had the brown butter ice cream. Only $3 for a 3 scoopys! Surprised the deal! And it was veeeeery good. Not overly sweet, and the richness was tempered by something I can't quite tell...Very good.\n\nAlso, the ginger beer is good too! Didn't try any of the alcohol...(drank last nite, and its fucking finals week...) though.\n\nGood when the parents come, since I don't have to foot the bill...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ns0tXSKQ1eUTYxE0pyakrQ", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QsLTswCX0_Ez9jKJCqwL4A", "text": "Server: \"Does your food taste ok?\"\n\nWe heard variations on this, throughout our meal.  Unfortunately, \"ok\" about sums up our lunch experience at Gather.  The components were beyond reproach, especially in the pizza crust, but the final presentation was seriously lacking in flavor composition and eye appeal.\n\nThe roasted beet salad was nearly bereft of beets, and arrived mysteriously hooded by an overly large, rather bitter, pale green lettuce leaf.  \n\nThe soup, while flavorful, was a monotone pastel puree; it could have used a sage leaf as a proverbial fig leaf for cover.\n\nThe tomato and cheese pizza presented another monotone pastel on a crust that was in need of more char.  \n\nSo, yes, everything tasted ok, and ditto Gather.  \n\nWe roamed down the street for the rest of our midday repast.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "62paPEzN3t46SHOjIKasdw", "date": "2012-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SG5tFCHzMbCi137XWromYw", "text": "GATHER is a little gem that truly reflects the personality of Berkeley. It provides a dining experience like no other with its one-of-a-kind Vegan Charcuterie and fully organic menu that manages to appeal to both the meat-lover and the vegan&vegetarian PETA-enthusiast. The ingredients are as fresh as they claim - straight from local farmers, and are all sustainable. The waiters are also knowledgeable and extremely helpful. \n\nAlthough GATHER has a great concept and a lively atmosphere that really makes it a winning location within Berkeley, I can only give it 3-stars because the food was only OK and worthy of a one-time experience. \n\nWe ordered the acclaimed vegan charcuterie and the flavors were crisp and very enjoyable to eat; but anything memorable?, meh. I also had the halibut crudo; it was very tasty but nothing extraordinary. Boyfriend ordered the daily special: spare rib pizza.. I found it too salty, but at least he liked it. GATHER definitely wins with freshest ingredients.. they just need to work on better preparing them.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RugiruRsLxooWa5aE5Z5lg", "date": "2010-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SjAhMtGasjcw-uU-nnXNng", "text": "I went to try Gather in Downtown Berkeley on Mon 1/24/11.  It's really close to Downtown Berkeley Bart - just walk South on Shattuck, up to Allston, then at the corner turn Right.  It's across from Saturn's Cafe.\n\nI made reservations on OpenTable - No points given for this place, bummer.\n\nGot Still tap water in a carafe.  Ask for Sparkling!! - the table that sat next to us asked & got it!  Bummed wasn't offered Sparkling water!\n\nMenu is small.  We got to share:\n\nSheep's Milk Ricotta Pizza - $17.  It's a medium size pizza with 8 slices.  It has nettles, potato, leeks, rosemary.  I liked it, but my half I picked had burnt crust.\n\nBarbecued Young Chicken $19 - flageolet beans, sausage, greens, turnip, almond-tomato pesto (gluten free).  I liked they cut up the chicken for us to share, it was juicy chicken - I was surprised.  I liked all the other stuff too.\n\n$17 + $19 = $36 + $3.51 tax = $39.51 before tip & tax.  Credit cards taken.\n\nSeparate bathrooms on the Far Right past the curtains - Women's had 2 stalls & trough sinks, very powerful dryer.\n \nI'd recommend it for a nice dinner in Downtown Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "08mOpJRCpZe3D8UHszP4FA", "date": "2011-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Vcrx4Ky1CXaDOd381JAY9Q", "text": "The Vegans have done it again! The self-proclaimed carnivore beast was once again \"WOW'ed\" by the cooking skills of the Vegan people. I was eating their Spicy Tomato Pizza and was wondering why there was no cheese.  I thought the sauce was creme fraiche but it turns out to be cashew puree (this was when it dawned on me that some of their dishes are vegan).  The cashew puree was pretty delicious and it toned down the tartness of the pizza. The pizza sauce was a little bit too sour for my taste and it wasn't too spicy as I expected. I still thought this pizza was great and I will definitely order it again.\n\nWe also ordered the Fontinella (their cheese pizza) and we added pancetta. I wish they put more mozzarella on this because it definitely wasn't enough. Next time, I am ordering extra cheese. For both pizzas, I really liked the texture of the dough and the flavor of the crust was great. Usually when you eat leftover pizzas the next day, it tastes better.  Gather's pizza doesn't taste the same the next day and the crust became completely soggy overnight. I suggest finishing your pizza instead of taking leftovers home. \n\nLoverboy ordered the Prather Ranch Burger.  He ordered it medium rare but it came out to us medium well which was a bummer.  The burger was still a bit moist and it had great flavor. I really liked their fries.  They came out extra crispy which made me happy because I like mine almost to the point of burnt.  If you don't like your fries extra extra extra crispy, make sure you let them know to not overcook your fries.\n\nThe cocktails were pretty good.  The Rhuby Cubed and the Pisco Sour were really sweet so if you like your girly-girl drinks, you should try these out.  My favorite was the Bee Sting which I found quite refreshing.  Loverboy was amazed by their high tech paraphernalia that they use for carbonating some of the cocktails.\n\nThe service was cool.  The bartenders and servers were nice.  The staff were kind enough to call a cab for us at the end of our meal. Also be sure to make reservations.  We waited for over an hour because we didn't have reservations.  There is a patio outside where you can hang out and drink cocktails while you wait for your table.  However, the night when we went to Gather was cold and they didn't turn on the portable heaters.  Thankfully I had a thick coat on so I didn't mind hanging outside and enjoying the crisp evening air.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "re6fN6eb3NTL7hKK-5CYUQ", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "gCxkdLmRawlYhbcVBCXeaQ", "text": "High quality, organic, sustainably harvested goodness - this place epitomizes all that is good in Berkeley, and is where the hippies go to eat, once they grow up.\n\nShort and sweet: Personally know the owners Eric and Ari. But that will not bias me, as I am true to the cause of objective food reviews.\n\nEric, hailing from NY, used to live in my apt building, and always turned me on to leftovers from his catering gigs. Ari and I both ended up in Berkeley, which is surprising, as we went to the same high school in Jersey. Like minds I guess. These guys started a business doing backpacking/yoga trips to Yosemite and the like, and also organic catering (not at the same time :-)). Kind of like two heads of the same beast, if you will. The opening of Gather is the end of a dream that I first heard about 7 years ago. Congrats, boys.\n\nFood here is all organic, all locally farmed and harvested, and they will proudly tell you where every ingredient has come from. Pizzas are all great, the vegan folk will love the charcuterie platter, as well as other dishes, and you really can't go wrong ordering blindly off the menu. I went with a group of folks, and we just ordered a mess of stuff, and proceeded to eat and drink wine, enjoying the atmosphere, and the space, which for years used to house a parking lot  that many of us remember, often used when patroning Cancun right next door, Jupiter around the corner, or for taking in events at Cal.\n\nProud to say I too am a fan of this place, and look forward to returning for years to come. It's where the conscious-minded can eat worry free, and where the hippies can go and rejoice: high quality, veg friendly food that I'm sure has been endorsed by Alice Waters of Chez Panisse fame (creator of the locavore/California cuisine movement), and this place can suit all audiences: parents visiting their college kids at Cal, foodies looking for the best new place, and yes - the hippies of Berkeley, assuming they kept their day jobs.\n\nAnd it being one of the hottest tickets in town, better make a reservation, especially on weekeneds, as this place can get packed.\n\nGather: perfectly...delectably...BERKELEY!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gh_RvEPwTMj5OXp8j9uePw", "date": "2010-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "nD0a8hXFPccWZvu9H6wcqg", "text": "First impression: the bar was too busy to take our order before our table was available. Lasting impression: the ragout was fantastic and I left too full.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HiiPiXK1VFmltxArg7X18w", "date": "2010-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "59hLiEp0kIC_QYd1cCko8A", "text": "This place was phenomenal!  The food was fresh, well prepared, and super delicious.  Their wait staff was very kind and attentive.  We sat at the counter and had a great time watching the activity in the kitchen.\n\nThe menu (which rotates) has many options for vegetarians, vegans, and those on a gluten-free diet as well as serving the needs of the omnivores in your group.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u0kTOGDCNa90LiUhjlA-iQ", "date": "2010-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ns9vCkIGdCBxVOdIAZvJQ", "text": "Looking at the menu online I thought Gather looked a little upscale to be right across from the UC Berkeley campus, but when we arrived for brunch it seemed to make more sense with lots of kids dining with their parents. It's a large space with plenty of natural lighting from all the windows on this curved corner location where much of the interior is from reclaimed materials.\n\nThe menu has a good mix of vegetarian, seafood, and meat items including a Vegan \"charcuterie\". They do the whole locavore, organic, sustainable thing and unlike many places the phrase \"whenever possible\" does not make an appearance on their menu as a disclaimer.\n\nI had the Summer Vegetable Hash ($15, Padron peppers, roasted corn, pork belly, fried eggs, potatoes, smoked butter, toast http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw?select=2g1QnaAkCMhmirRN6NIlDQ). Overall, very good, but a couple of the potato wedges were hard / undercooked and not too many of the delicious pork belly chunks (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw?select=ASJzhTuTp4JohaQq638txw). Watch out for the larger Padron peppers because the larger they get, the higher probability of getting a scorcher, and with Padrons it can be a bit of Russian Roulette! You can guess how I know ;-)\n\nThey g/f got the Braised Beluga Lentils with Soft-boiled egg ($9, Romano beans, Tuscan Rose eggplant, mint, soft polenta, smoked olive oil (v, gf) add soft boiled egg $2 http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw?select=YrJ8L9fZcnyFwJtCjC4K7Q). Delicious, creamy polenta. The mint and olive oil added some interesting flavor notes. Nicely runny egg. Needed some toast ($1.50) to soak some of the runny yolk with.\n\nService was both scattered (the main waitress we had) and earnest (the trainee shadowing her around). We had to flag down other workers to get drink refills.\n\nMichelin Bib Gourmand pick", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2011-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9ZLOKJAhSrBLuZHnAkLYsA", "text": "Reserve early, folks!  Although the website says walk in welcome, the wait could be horrible.  I made reservation almost a week ago and I still got lousy hours like 8.45pm on a Saturday night.  \n\nVoted as Esquire's 20 Best New Restaurants of 2010, this place has creative menu.  \n\nWe tried all small plates, sausage pizza and their Artisanal combination.  The small plates are:\n\n1. Watermelon radish ravioli - Meyer lemon-cashew ricotta, puttanesca vinaigrette cress.\nBeautifully plated but a bit too sour on the vinaigrette.\n\n2. Crispy brussels sprouts - celery root, Point Reyes blue cheese, grilled bacon\nYum.  Could feel the grill heat and the crispness of the sprouts.\n\n3. Halibut crudo - avocado, sinese pepper, Buddha's hand, Mendocino sea vegetables\nFresh fish and tasty avocado puree though not enough of it.\n\n4.Seared squid - anchovy, romanesco broccoli, grilled baby escarole, chilis, capers, mint\nA cent too strong on the lemon juice but overall creative and well blended.\n\n5. Sausage pizza - pork belly, cayenne confit, Fortinella, oregano\nI can't taste the pork belly but the sausage is well cooked but not dry.  The Oregano flavor is strong enough to stand out but hubby complained that there was not enough sausage on the pizza.\n\n6. Artisanal Plate: Vegan Charcuterie\n-Mushroom tartar\n-Pear carpaccio, smoked persimmon celery root salsa\n-Grilled watermelon radish steak, leek butter, horseradish salsa verde, pomegranate\n-Oyster mushroom crudo, tonnato sauce, avocado, crisy sea palm\n-Roasted carnival squash, sunchoke cashew bay leaf sauce, smoked maple\nServed on a wooden panel.  Overall fresh ingredients and creative cooking, but the puree all seemed too limited consider they tasted so good.  The portions on each were very small and sometimes we missed tasting some of the ingredients.  \n\n7. A glass of 09 Lodi Phoenix Ranch Cinsault\nDelicious.  A bit thin on the body but still flavorful.\n\n8. A glass of 09 Edna Valley Verdad Albarino\nSmooth, flavorful but a bit young.  Medium body but with a lot of potential to age.\n\nThe service was attentative and the waiter knew the customers thinkings very well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ie3iiRHqynB9j3MZ2yOH8g", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GrxU7OU7YWnfOd7Q2iRFbQ", "text": "I came here for dinner because a friend recommended it to me and I think the food was pretty good but for the portion and price, I've got to dock it one star. \n\nFood: \n1) Kim Chee pizza: the best dish of the night! It was made with a fried egg on top with an oozing egg yolk and sprinkled with flavorful pork belly meat. Every bite had this spicy kick to it that was probably from the kim chi. I liked the idea of this Asian-American Fusion dish. Very inventive and tasty!\n2) Marathon Broccoli pizza: A little overshadowed by the Kim Chee pizza, but this was the second best dish of the night. The broccoli was very well marinated with just the right about of cheese. It was just a little dry compared to the kim chee pizza so it just made it a little harder to swallow. \n3) Winter Chicories Salad: The plate was 3 times bigger than the portion of food. The cauliflower tasted really good but the rest of the leafy greens were ok. It was definitely too expensive for the amount of food that came. \n\nService: \nVery friendly and welcoming! Pretty good service!\n\nAmbiance: \nVery hip and happening place. Packed dining room with a very full bar too. It was a bit crowded and noisy so it was hard to have a convo going but it was a nice place to hang out and chill with some friends. The decor was very modern and hipster. \n\nPrice: \nFor the portion of food that you get, it's pretty expensive. Our meal came out to be $63 BEFORE tip and we only ordered three things. Be prepared to put a nice dent into your wallet if you eat here. \n\nOverall:\nI guess I'm glad I got to try it but I don't think I can afford to eat here again...maybe when I actually start making some money I can afford to blow $63 on one meal...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2011-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jludq1G4O-eZuUV9toOzBQ", "text": "THEE BEST SERVICE YOU CAN RECEIVE ON A JAM PACKED SATURDAY NIGHT EVER!!\n\nSeriously, I walked in with my cousins to find out the wait would be about an hour (of course we called and tried to make a reservation, but they were booked) but we said no problem lets wait. As we sat and had small talk both the host and hostess walked over to us and said they could seat us at a table near the bar area (it had only been about 15 mins) the only down side was it was close to a door. Again not a problem for us ladies, give us a couple drinks and we will be warm, LoL.\n\nSo sure enough we get our lovely table and wanted to order everything. But instead settled for a nice glass of wine and a couple ginger sodas that were all so so yum. \n\nAs for the food, we had a pizza and and a nice salad, both were so so so so good, not even good, they were superb. You can taste the freshness of all the ingrediants, and come to find out they actually buy some of their veggies right down the street at the Berkeley Farmers Market.\n\nThis place has fantastic service and is well worth a visit if you have never been. Great date night spot or even girls night. :D", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xzDP9rukDxUaozo8K673Bw", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L1XOmfaGaFwjohLZTu7aew", "text": "Excellent food with a strong attention to fresh and locally sourced ingredients. Had the albacore sandwich - very nice. Coffee is fantastic. Bread pudding was just good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KAc70BbMb1OmahUS95TSmQ", "date": "2010-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lJMVyzD33HE3j5JPfyDOLw", "text": "I went here with katherine c. (her review is somewhere around here).\n\nWe got the Halibut Tartare, Spring Vegetable Salad, Spicy Tomato Pizza, and the Pork Sausage Pizza. \n\nI loved the Tartare and Salad as appetizers. They were light and refreshing. I felt soooo healthy eating these!\n\nI was told by my boss who frequents this place that I should order the pizzas. They were both really good, but I liked the Spicy Tomato Pizza more. I'm a bit critical of pizza (I lived in Italy for a short period of time, so it's hard to compare), which is why I'm giving this place a 4 instead of a 5. \n\nOverall this place SCREAMS Berkeley! I liked the food and the service was great. I would come back here, but I don't craveeee it as I do with many other Berkeley restaurants.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YM5Apb-nIkU3n5Hy67SUpQ", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OK-TtkW36Y2oqAfaoGAQbA", "text": "This place is fantastic- nice ambience not too pretentious.  Great original drinks (had the bee sting).  Definitely get the charcuterie & pizza crust was amazing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-eS6sMqT7wARSenbfbUONg", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6K9iHi9ZrCoIQ0BYt1e0sQ", "text": "A nice place to indeed gather for family Sunday brunch....\n\nEverybody's first time---Rick and Ann's, out... La Note, out.... how about Gather? oh my.... great unique things on the menu.\n\nIn was the brunch pizza. deelish! Esp that nice egg baked in there.\nA chanterelle omelette with such delicate wonderful richness and depth was also tried. A locally souced organic burger and a highly priced halibut crudo ($$ but v fresh). And for dessert, you ask?  a not-so-great vegan chocolate something or other, and some homemade ice cream.\n\nI felt the sweet department suffered a bit and though the ice cream flavors were original, we found it a bit too sweet and not creamy enough. \n\nThe space itself is nice, decor could be bit warmer, but some nice touches (i.e. pickled jars) service being average and no real complaints. Brunch prices are around the mid $10's range....\n\ncomplimentary carafes of sparkling water. Nice touch!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g3HFkZgloxLQCvoJ5Zs5gg", "date": "2011-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "92GiwFumKLmXixjshzW7TA", "text": "We came here for a birthday celebration with a party of 8, nothing grande by any means.\n\nPluses ~ interesting combos, creative dishes and all of the food was very fresh with beautiful presentation\n\nMinuses ~ our server started off nice, although there was a bit of a snotty edge to her which came out full force later, the portions were actually insulting, our table joked about the dishes being samples of what was to come, we waited FOREVER for our starters, about 45 minutes from the time we ordered, then after we finished another 20  minutes passed, so we asked what was up ~ here's where she got snotty, and said with such attitude she was waiting for us to finish out starters ~ never was there any acknowledgement that the wait was ridiculous, and as so many other reviews stated, she really was quite absentee....in today's economic times, the cost of the tiny portions in this restaurant are verging on ridiculous, if not completely silly.  Fact of the matter is - they're making bank on you and me!  \n\nI won't be returning ~ EVER!!!!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JKNaSPowl0XqRsgKEJLKhg", "date": "2011-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bxzFDmL3jZOEsZaC7qaGnw", "text": "What a wonderful restaurant! My parents came to visit so my husband and I decided to take them there since my mom has some dietary restrictions and my dad loves some good meat. My friends and I walk by here all the time and have tried to come a few times before but it's always packed...and now I know why. It's amazing!\n\nI would highly recommend making reservations several days in advance using their website or OpenTable.com since tables fill up quickly. Their menu is 50% vegan, vegetarian, gluten free and 50% meat. Perfect combo for all of us attending dinner here!\n\nFrom the host/ess to the server, the staff is very professional, outgoing, and friendly. They surely do know their wine, beer, and food menu and can make some great recommendations. Prices are appropriate, everything is local, fresh, and delicious. The plate presentation is gorgeous! If you have the option and the weather is nice, grab a table in their outside area!\n\nI would highly recommend trying their summer squash pizza, steak, and french fries. All very good! We did have an issue with our pizza (the squash on it was old or not ripe enough, but it made our pizza the most bitter thing I've ever tasted, it was pretty bad, lol). My husband and I each had a bite of it and told our server who was wonderful about the situation. We weren't upset, it happens, but we wanted to eat the pizza since it looked amazing! She was really great and had it remade for us and took care of it. We did get it after everyone else at our table had begun eating, but no biggie...we devoured it once the new one came out. It was deletable! I highly recommend it! \n\nI'm excited to come back again. :) Thanks for the great food and service!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WSaXBx-Zei0Nq-9_8U6juQ", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iRa7B-YtMI7fvSsmmOACNw", "text": "Wanted to find a brunch place after church today but didn't want to go anywhere with a wait. After a quick consultation of my Yelp iPhone app, I found this place and also found a note that it was the first weekend they were opening for brunch.  It could mean super packed or no-wait because  not that many people know about it as a brunch spot yet.  \n\nWe took the gamble and won.  No wait, we were seated right away.  Not sure how long that will last.\n\nThey squeezed us into this side table near the windows which felt a little too close to the table next to us (I felt like my butt was intruding into their space when I was sliding into my seat).  \n\nI had the 1/2 Sandwich Cup of Soup option with the Roasted Porchetta Sandwich and the Chorizo Chili soup.  The sandwich was good but I was a little disappointed that the porchetta was cold.  Was it supposed to be cold?  The greens were really fresh.  The soup was wonderful -- just the right flavors, not too salty not too greasy.  The husband had the Ranch Burger which was simple but really delicious.  The skinny fries and the tangy sauce that it came with were also spot on.\n\nThe desserts were standout, we got the huckleberry bread pudding and the pistachio brittle biscotti ice cream thing.  The bread pudding was solid and warm from the oven but the pistachio brittle thing stole the show.  It came with fresh grapefruit and candied kumquats.  Such an interesting combination of flavors with the distinct taste of the pistachios.  It was delicious and memorable.  \n\nFriendly and efficient service.  Not too pesky and not the most helpful but they are definitely available.\n\nWe will definitely be back to try the dinner menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OvHO4vf15jf5NZx-irTbbw", "date": "2010-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kQTs4l_ZuCRJEdt-_6OOHg", "text": "I've been wanting to try this place for awhile now and finally convinced two friends to go with me last night.  My parents are always raving about it, and they raised me, so I figured I would probably like it too. Well, they were right! Here is what we had:\n\nSeared Squid\nMushroom Bruschetta\nBaby Turnip Salad\nCharcuterie Plate\nSausage Pizza\n\nEverything was amazing! I was full and I couldn't stop eating it was so good (one of my biggest problems).  All the dishes were tasty and seasoned correctly.  The charcuterie plate was probably my favorite, but the pizza and mushroom bruschetta were a close second. There was an egg on the pizza, which they do in France, and generally I find kind of weird, but on this pizza it was like delicious x delicous x delicious. (I liked it in case you can't tell).  I would definitely come back so I can have dessert which we were too full to order. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5wrlk-UwSTypsPa3TMt7ZQ", "date": "2010-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qV0i51BRPyCqtKoFPGfw4w", "text": "A farewell dinner to our fellow Berkelian friends who are leaving the country. What better to do than to \"Gather!\" and reminisce the good times while eating some amazing food.  \n\nIt's restaurants like this one that make this here Bay Area look good so darn good on the food map. Breakfast, lunch and dinner menus, all with unique mouth watering dishes: vegetarian, meatertarian, gluten free, veterinarian (who knows) they accommodate us all! You know the place is exquisite when you have to pop out the word exquisite, or look at words on the menu and go \"oooh it has kishu mandarins? That's my cousin's name\" or  \"ooh mother loving Yukon gold potatoes in my dish bro.. just like my ride\" or \"forget a freak tonight, I got me some freekeh citrus in my chicken bro.\" \n\nYes plates range in prices from expensive to \"hmm remember we're still in a  recession.\" So if you're a hobo whose not just rocking the traditional Berkeley attire, this may not be your kinder meal. \n\nI had the Half chicken with the freeka-freeka freekeh citrus, and whatever other sorts of exquisite goodness to this entree that only stimulates that amygdala and heals all forms of psychological illnesses, such as Body Dysmophic Disorder and Dementia. Yes I am exaggerating, and I'm misinforming you with a bunch of clinical bull-shenanigans, but this was a damn good entree and I would highly recommend it! Little bit of tang to it, alittle bit of spice.. perfect.\n\nI came, I ate and said my last goodbyes to my mates. May not be in Berkeley for a while, but when I'm back in hobo's paradise, I'll be sure to cop me a pancho and more importantly eat at Gather.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pPi_DHfkWETrMClkrQ_G9A", "date": "2012-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Rv4hyRSvk_OCAGk-34Zo4w", "text": "Gather is honestly a really great place to gather with friends, your significant other, family members, or anyone else you feel like sharing a nice meal with.  I went here with my boss to celebrate my ex-coworker's birthday.  The restaurant has a cozy feel to it.  There's a lot of wood and the hanging ceiling lights give off a warm glow.  The restaurant has a very welcoming atmosphere and the menu has lots of options for people with all sorts of diets as well.  Many of the items are gluten-free, vegetarian, and/or vegan.  Don't worry, there's meat available for all you meat lovers too.   \n\nMy party and I shared 3 pizzas and a kale salad.  In addition, we each ordered an alcoholic beverage.  The birthday celebrant and I got some fruity girly cocktails that were tasty (and strong) while my boss sipped on some red wine.  Everything here tasted good...even the kale salad.  It was my first time having kale and I've heard that it isn't always the most pleasant vegetable to eat.  At Gather though, the kale wasn't too tough.  It was cooked well and the salad was topped with carrots, pine nuts, cheese, and some other tasty ingredients.  The pizzas we got were cooked nicely and all had pretty good flavor.  The crusts were thin and crunchy.  My favorite pizza was the Corn Pizza but I think it would've been even more awesome if it had potatoes.  The Pancetta Pizza was a little spicy for me.  My least favorite was the Fontinella Pizza...it wasn't very exciting.  You can also add egg to your pizza for an extra charge - definitely trying that next time.  As for dessert, we didn't order any because we were so full.  We each ended up taking a to-go box of half a pizza! \n\nService here was awesome too.  The waitress was very patient with my party whenever we said we needed more time to look at the menu. We were too busy talking and hadn't even glanced at the drink menu or regular menu each time the waitress came to take our orders.  Also, the restaurant didn't kick us out for staying and chatting so long past closing time.\n\nParking here is a pain so I'd recommend taking BART if possible.  The Downtown Berkeley BART station is so close to Gather!!  I love when public transportation is walking-distance to where I'm trying to go.\n\nIf you plan on eating at Gather, I'd highly recommend making a reservation at least a week in advance (especially if you're choosing to go on a popular night like Friday or Saturday).  It's a poppin' place and reservations fill up fast!  Also, keep in mind that in order to be seated, your whole party needs to be present.    \n\nIn conclusion, gather at Gather!! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1oywhk9P-Dvh1slY23GsbA", "date": "2012-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SyrGRtug89tqDjl6Xgo2sQ", "text": "Gather offers a refreshing alternative to traditional brunch. To me, their entrees are still comfort food with a modern flair.\n\nFrom what I understand, their brunch menu alternates (as well as their dinner menu) and dishes use only the finest local, organic produce and ingredients. I was initially worried that they would be extremely expensive, however the price range was fair. Among 3 people, we shared 3 entrees for around $15pp and left satiated.\n\nWe ordered a pizza (pancetta, Bartlett pears, topped with aurgula), stewed lentils over polenta-altogether topped with a perfectly poached egg, stinging nettles egg scramble with goat cheese bruschetta. Everything was portioned very well. The pizza can be easily shared ~10 slices. \n\nSee the pictures for entrees\n\nI am probably not doing the dishes enough justice. Each dish was incredibly delicious. I can definitely tell that the chef put a lot of care and love in the food. and it wasn't messily created. \n\nI recommended sharing a pizza, they are extremely succulent. And some interesting dishes to share. Will definitely come back to savor their dinner service.\n\nService was nice, although we didn't get our water refill until the end our service because the waitress seemed to have forgotten. Other than that, they have complimentary sparking water, nice staff and a wonderfully classy atmosphere. I also appreciate their open kitchen and being able to watch the chefs play with the flames.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zd1K9yT9lnYy1Op9I1y4Og", "text": "Gather is not a place known for its accessible real estate. Instead, it's bunched up underneath an apartment complex which may or may not be still under construction, a car wash/gas station abomination, and...nothing else (actually, across the street there's a huge concrete wall). So it's all the more noteworthy that the place is packed until closing.\n \n     Upon entering, the first thing you notice is the laid back feel--clean and modern with wood cuts and faux-brass railing. The second thing you notice is the dress code. This consists, apparently, of black, V-neck shirts, sleeves bunched up (not rolled--that's too \"square\") to the elbow, paired with dark washed skinny jeans. My immediate impression was that the people here tried too hard to force the upscale/trendy/pedestrian slant. Listen, folks, you don't need to dress like a wannabe beatnik to be avant-garde-casual. Or maybe you do. Regardless, the bottom line is that all the servers look like douches.\n\n     Aside from that, though, there's really nothing to complain about. The food is largely vegetarian, except, it seems, for one squid dish, one pizza, and a few main courses. Always. How odd. Also, their salad variations are abundant. Having tried much of their ever-changing menu, I have concluded that their pizzas are the thing to get. They're amazing. Thin and succulent in the interior with a disproportionately puffy and tender crust, this place is what cheeseboard *should* be. Great combinations of produce and, conditionally, meat (yeah fuck you cheeseboard) layered on a crust that doesn't have the mouthfeel of greasy glass. You think the corn pizza from the 'board is great? Try the corn, guanciale, and jalapeno pie here. Blows the former out of the water. The squid is good, too. Everything else is, well, passable but not mindblowing.\n\n     And honestly, despite the clothing debacle, the entirety of the waiting staff is quite congenial if not straight up nice. Most recently, our waiter, assumedly because I wasn't sporting a suitcoat or a candy colored polo, refilled our bread basket without even asking, adding two extra loaves into the mix. I don't want to throw the term \"soulmate\" around flippantly, but...well, you know.\n\n     This place rocks. Get the pizzas, which are well worth the price, given the execution. And be sure to look for the poorly shaved Asian guy with a buzz cut. He'll do you right with that bread. I'm tellin' you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UVGr5pnvtHsczxOwhxtJ1w", "date": "2011-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ajmqejUVYY5ysC0bmo0-9A", "text": "I think this place is decidedly overrated and perhaps slightly overpriced, but it is still quite inventive and a unique experience for out-of-town-guests which it earns it four stars from me.\n\nThe menu changes seasonally - a big \"Berkeley\" food trend that seems to have been adopted wholeheartedly by a number of other foodie cities - and prominently features those weird vegetables you didn't realize you could eat. (Picture kale, watermelon rind and all those types of squash that are hard to track down at the store.)\n\nThe ideal number to come here with is three people - enough that you can share dishes and try different things among friends, but few enough that everybody actually gets some of everything without feeling guilty about taking the \"last bite.\" (We all know how that goes.)\n\nOne thing that is absolutely great about this place in restaurant selection is its ability to appeal to weird diets; if you have a friend that is vegan, gluten intolerant, lactose intolerant, etc. - and almost everyone does these days - this place has items on the menu that cater to all restriction sets without needing to get inventive yourself.\n\nIn any case Gather makes for a reliable choice if you're looking to show someone Berkeley in a food nutshell without spending Chez Panisse prices or having to adjust to all the compromises of going to Cheeseboard.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TU8NsFvjzLqkI87QQqkJPw", "date": "2011-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "EhWcSBDJgDLRuN9EGlV0qQ", "text": "Came here for a later lunch on a Saturday. We were seated quickly and had drinks with a quickness. Ordered two salads and a pizza. \n\nThe Kale salad was off the hook! We even ordered another one. \nThe Beet salad wasn't to my liking it was bitter but a lot of people eating it seemed to like it so I'm thinking I just didn't like it. \nThe pizza was sooooo goood! \nYogurt Citrus Cake-amazing.\nThe drinks were Yummy. \n\nOverall this place was one point from beginning to end. \nI seriously can't wait to go back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8p4w0obQ4tBStWw13omWig", "date": "2012-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "fTNbJJYJ7D1UOvQUuPdIFQ", "text": "The ambience and service was great.  Im starting the organic dealio and wanted to go to a place that would fit with my diet.  This restaurant did the job for a nice dinner with the BF.  \n\nPros:\nEverything tasted great!\nForm of food was interesting\nServers were extremely attentive, friendly and on time\nWas not crowded!\nStreet parking ok\nNot too shabby :P\n\nCons:\nPortions maybe small (except for pizza)\nVery pricey\nA little getting use to for the weird mushroom foam thing they had going on\n\nBy the sound of the review, I should be giving it 4 stars, but my overall feeling is that I wasn't that impressed with their menu.  I wish they had a little more to offer.   They had 10x more wine choices than food you can pair it with.\n\nI had their vegan charcuterie, pork platter, and the farm egg pizza.  The charcuterie was interesting, like something very appropriate for cleansing the palette, not really appetizer like.  The Pork belly had great flavor and consistency, but it was like a baby's serving.  The farm egg pizza was really good.  It was very comparable to Delfina's in SF's Dolores Park district.  \n\nI would come here again to try the other stuff, but it would have to be a really good occasion as to justify that dent in my wallet.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RHWkW49HoqZtUZjRr4E2Ig", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "K8rho7Qu9qpcie0psv1FJQ", "text": "G ood for light bites; not for dinner appetites\nA mbiance and service was wonderful\nT he dishes were unique, but portions were really small\nH ad the Vegan Charcuterie -- unique, but mostly uninspiring flavor\nE xcellent Pancetta pizza -- wish the pie was larger\nR ecommend the Kale Salad if you like pricy blandness", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zh5EWaCWcdg4wFz8gDlvbw", "date": "2011-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "CzAFO4AdrUOGS76ln-Xp6A", "text": "Hellooooo Berkeley.\n\nGather is cute, modern, and a good space.  It has the most Berkeley vibe without being holier than thou, or even being hipper than thou.  It is clean and organized without being pretentious, warm and inviting without being home-y.  The space is well set up, with tables everywhere without being crowded, and a cute pato for outdoor seating.\n\nPapa and I came in for a Saturday lunch, which meant lunch for him, hangover food for me.  The Friday  night before was spent with me making mai tais and then immediately slamming them down. Yeah baby.\n\nAnyways, we were sat immediately and were greeted fairly quickly. A cool bonus that sets this place apart is that they offer complimentary sparkling or still water that comes in glass milk bottles. That was kind of neat. It also reminded me  I hate sparkling water, but whatever. My bad.\n\nTheir menu seems to change because they don't have a solid menu, and there appears to be different ones for lunch and for dinner. From the lunch menu, I got the eggs over toast and a side of bacon.  Everything else sounded way too hard to process. Papa got a half soup and a pork belly sandwich. I know that would not have stuck well in me.\n\nMy eggs were done well, scrambled and not gross or overcooked and with a great pepper. The toast was the fat artisian bread that is difficult to eat, but delicious once you manage it.  The bacon was perfect, not overcooked and not oily.\n\nPapa's soup came in a small coffee mug and his sandwich came hidden behind  a small mountain of organic field greens.\n\nThe menu has a good variety of vegan and non-vegan amenities, and also said that the plates were from Sausilito (um, I'm impressed).\n\nIt's just SO Berkeley, but in all the best ways possible.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C5Z9aF7RAudlQysOINRZrw", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "fylQefd8_5P74aStIkY-wg", "text": "It's really nice to find a restaurant that scores highly with both vegans and omnivores.  I loved it (despite having ridiculously high expectations because I love Millennium and the head chef used to work there) and my omnivorous dining companions also loved it.\n\nTips: if you order the kale salad do NOT eat it all. It's enormous and no human should should eat that much fiber. Also, don't skip dessert.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hgaNzb9cnFxWK8K6ANfM8A", "date": "2010-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "HpDLQ3OQOEMTt4TnrSDjOg", "text": "i usually do not give places 4 stars after a first visit, but I loved Gather.  It is a wonderful space - open, beautiful, comfortable and well appointed.  The food was delicious.  We split the little gem salad and eggplant pizza.  The salad was fresh, flavorful and I loved the use of nori.  The eggplant pizza with cashew creme was fabulous.  I did not miss cheese.  I was knocked out by the epert use of diverse flavors.  Lunch was  fantastic and I can not wait to try dinner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7qY2KOV-9OsvlT2qB6NgDA", "date": "2010-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "TXNkAAq8q9PfjwyeA32MwA", "text": "\"Local food\" restaurants suck. While I like the \"idea\" of local foods, I find that local-food restaurants tend to serve really bland and boring dishes that make me wonder if \"eating local\" is synonymous with eating unseasoned, dry and boring preparations.\n\nIndeed, didn't Columbus cross the ocean in search of spice? Surely all food in Europe in 1492 was local. And, of course, it sucked. Entire empires were built around sending ships across the globe in search of spices and seasonings to make European food palatable.\n\nFast forward to the present day. Local food is fashionable. We have access to spices from all over the world. But we willingly give them up in favor of some unrealistic notion that you can feed 7 billion people with organic wilted greens and pasture-raised beef.\n\nThere are a few vegan options on the menu here, but not as many as I expected. I ended up with a braised mushroom sandwich and a cup of soup ($11). The sandwich was passable, but nothing more. It consisted of marinated chunks of portobello mushrooms served in between two dry, excessively-large pieces of white flour baguette. Why no whole wheat? Why were the bread pieces so damn large, such that they drowned out the meager portion of mushrooms?\n\nThe bread was slathered with a cashew puree sauce which was pretty tasty, though. The sandwich didn't come together on a whole, however, and tasted like a to-go sandwich I could get at any simple deli.\n\nThe \"soup\" was a watery soy base with five or six pieces of chickpeas floating in it, alongside some green onions. Not very impressive or tasty.\n\nOne of my colleagues got the vegan pizza (which is made with a cashew \"cheese\"); this, too, was pretty bland, and the cashew sauce lacked any herbs or seasoning. It would have been better if Gather combined the cashews with tofu and herbs to make a kind of pate, instead of a \"cheese\" that looked and tasted like tahini (which is to say it barely had any taste).\n\nThe crust was overly thick as well. The only thing going for this pizza was the sauce, which popped with flavor.\n\nFor dessert I had the sole vegan dessert option, a chocolate chip cookie ($2.50). It was dry, mealy and over-baked. It came out crunchy and crystalline rather than soft.\n\nThe service was friendly but slow. We'd place a drink order and wait 10 minutes to receive it.\n\nGather is a disappointment. That said, this might be a decent place to take a mixed crowd, as it's upscale, has lots of space, and vegans can find something on the menu as can non-vegans.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "e7V5B3xq3rRNxmABwFKqVw", "date": "2011-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mUrAsEBzqc0r2OwbUdtS-g", "text": "I want to take back my negative comment about Gather.  Bite my tongue!  \n\nWe've since been back recently, and now that they've been around for a while, everything's changed. Gather is GREAT.  We came in for brunch with our 17-month twin boys and the service was great.  And they were SO sweet with our boys.  Although the brunch is more than you'd pay for your usual spot, the food was super delicious and relatively affordable (for two = $35 pre tax).  I truly LOVE Gather now, especially given how accommodating they were with our babies. We're always looking for family friendly places to eat brunch, and we're so pleased they didn't give us that \"snooty-don't-bring-your-kids-here\" look.  I'm a total fan and having my breakfast brunch there this week! \n\nI heart you, Gather!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ELnrKCNezEFhbvH7vnqrug", "date": "2012-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w1atGUVgyh1kpBqzaF_vZg", "text": "This might be one of our new favorite special dinner spots. \nJust found out that the chef used to work at Millenium which is another favorite spot of ours, so it makes sense.\n\nThe idea is that that menu is local, seasonal, organic. 50% vegetarian options but they definitely serve meat. \n\nWe really enjoyed the service, the food, and our overall experience here. We'll definitely be back. It's a block from the Downtown Berkeley Bart station and very close to the Berkeley Rep Theater.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "upDDTKY4LgrowjeWkcy7sA", "date": "2011-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RDSi4vTXXXXSyHmsqIuQ5w", "text": "As you walk up to Gather you will find the exterior very appealing. Looks warm, slick & inviting. Upon entering I immediately liked the ambiance. The pumpkins everywhere & big jars of spices gave the sleek space a hint of a rustic decor. \n\nOur server was a doll! She was informative, friendly & was gracious enough to split our bills individually (went with a group). The food itself was good. Not eyes roll to the back of my head but good. I had the mushroom scramble with goat cheese bruchetta & fingerling potatoes. The potatoes were pretty bangin! My friend order the brunch pizza. FYI: it is large & can be shared between 3 people. The Hemingway Revolver was my drink of choice & this I enjoyed. I felt the $10 price tag for the drink was a little steep. For 1 person brunch w/ cocktail (including tax & tip) was $30--not what I normally pay for brunch but a nice place nonetheless.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bAscXiDcvAZfcNEsP2HnIQ", "date": "2011-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "U6iYFz1cYkW799JhXpkNdA", "text": "I'm a bit confused about how to rate Gather -- I love that when I need a break from the studenty-ness of Berkeley, it's calm, clean, and I get to feel all hip b/c I usually lower the average age in there by at least 10 years -- and I appreciate the freshness of the produce and overall look of the place, but sometimes my meals just aren't fabulous.\n\nThe menu rotates pretty frequently, and since we go fairly often, I've tried most veg options, a few of the pizzas, and a smattering of seafood selections they've offered since opening -- the kale salad remains one of my favorite salads of all time, and oh, the pizzas are pretty lovely -- but many of the veg selections are just \"meh\", and vegan charcuterie is nothing to write home about, regardless of whatever is on it -- the seafood tends to be solid every time, but the portions are occasionally smaller than I would like\n\nService is ranges from attentive to absent -- it's a mostly hipstery/pseudo hunky waiterstaff, all of whom are friendly but are clearly of the \"I'm an artist, not really a waiter\" variety. \n\nDin for two w/ glasses of wine and no dessert is usually $70ish?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D2setZ2_pKZ9CWEb0IgrOQ", "date": "2010-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "GPpSw1xTjew1mB4shBJ4Lg", "text": "Let's set the scene here. A brisk late Sunday morning in Berkeley.  Reservation? Check. Appetite? Double check. \n\nWe were greeted and seated promptly, near the front of the house.  It was a great area, as the windows allowed for natural light to come through.  You have a selection of still or sparkling water.  As for the brunch menu, choose from pizzas, salads, scrambles, and pancakes.  We finally settled on:\n\nPrather Ranch burger - cheddar, aioli, caramelized shallot-tomato sauce, fries.  Added heirloom tomato, bacon, Little Gems, housemade pickles\nFarm egg Pizza - bacon, caramelized onions, herbs\n\nYou know you've ordered right when, a) the waitress says, \"excellent!\" as she's taking your order, and b) the surrounding tables ogle at your dishes (and no, that's not a euphemism). \n\nA quick look around and it truly seems like a place where people would *gather*. [Like what I did there?]  Families, old friends, new connections, all walks of life.  The hubby commented that this was a nice place and that we should take the rest of the family here.  Why yes, yes we should.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ci5aHpAdMGlhXpN_LI7qaw", "date": "2011-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Mg2mp7fDQBP60tq6OyzG4g", "text": "This place is stellar, thus, the 5 stars.  Our group of 4 had stumbled upon this restaurant while we were walking around after having been rejected at a Japanese restaurant nearby.  It was a game night (CAL won, Go Bears!), so all the restaurants were packed.  When I first looked it up on yelp, I saw it had high marks, and that it was \"American\" food.  When I think of American, I think, okay, your standard seafood fare with some noodles perhaps.  Thus, I came into this experience without any pre-conceived notion that this place was supposed to deliver awesomeness.  Boy did it deliver, and then took me to the market!\n\nFresh, organic, gastronomical.  Everything was presented well, smelled amazing, tasted delightfully complex.  Although it's a bit pricey, the quality of food is similar to Chez Panisse. so it's well-worth the trip.\n\nHere's a breakdown of what we ordered:\nSmall Plates:\n- Burrata with Linda's tomatoes: the burrata was so smooth, like brie, as expected, but the tomatoes were phenomenal.  I never knew tomatoes could be so full of flavor.\n- (off the menu) Albacore in a salad of sorts (I forget the exact name): Small chunks of albacore were scattered within this salad that had super yummy corn and other delightful greens.\n\nArtisanal Plate:\n- The Vegan charcuterie: this is a MUST try for any visitor to this restaurant.  Absolutely blew me away.  It's hard to pick a favorite from this wooden plate between the \"watermelon steak\" paired with the smoked melon, or the eggplant with roasted garlic, to the tofu skins paired in the most perfect way with pepper cashew \"cheese\" and pickeld peppers.  The skins were so \"rich\" in flavor that it almost tasted dare I say, meaty!  \n\nPizzas:\n- Marinated Tomales Bay mussels: Again, perfection in a pizza form.  Let's start with the crust.  It's semi-thin crust, but not paper thin like Delfina's pizzeria in SF.  Where there are \"bubbles\" near the crust, are actually pockets of doughy goodness.  Just the right amount of thinness and doughyness to give you a substantial-feeling pizza.  I think there was some yummy bacon on there too, but the mussels were the star of the show.  I've never had mussels on a pizza before, although I have had clams.  These mussels were so young, fresh, with a hint of saltiness from the bay.  I've had Tomales Bay's mussels raw before, and these were just as good, but cooked to perfection.\n\nLarge Plates:\n- Barbecued young chicken: The chicken had just the right amount of tasty seasoning and was of coursed cooked to exactly the right amount of time.  It was juicy without being overwhelmingly oily, of which rotisserie chicken from Safeway can be at times.  \n\nDessert:\n- A scoop of their house-made ice cream: chocolate with expresso: SUPER strong expresso flavor for those coffee lovers out there.  Came with a few cookies (chocolate-chip?) on top that were crispy and yummy of course.\n- Scarlett Royal grape trifle: the waiter described it as a more upscale version of a fruit parfait.  He was spot on.  The combination of cashew cake, verbana marscarpone whip cream, pine nut brittle was joy in my mouth.  It had a savory taste near the bottom that mixed well with all the fluffy delight on top.  The pine nut brittle was so good.  I've never had a nut brittle other than peanut brittle, and this one, kicks its butt any day of the week.  I also like pine nuts, so I may be biased.\n\n\nThe waiter and hostess were super friendly.  We learned the watier had just come back from Italy, which somehow made the whole experience even more quaint and personal for some reason.  He was very helpful in recommending AMAZING dishes that they're known for, and referred to the chef by first name.  I don't know about these other low-starring reviews on here since they complain about stuff that they ordered while rejecting suggestions from the waiters.  Obviously, the waiters are going to recommend what the restaurant does best at.  It's like this cupcake place in SF...but that's another yelp review...\n\nYou must try their vegan charcuterie and mussels pizza, add it to your bucket list!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FpS2HObtuKH2VZof5Reb9Q", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "IQpq8CQJrHr04zufqK7nLA", "text": "Yesterday marked my second time at Gather. I came here a over a year ago, not long after they first opened, and been dying to come back for the Farm Egg Pizza.  Although I'd love to give Gather a 5 star Yelp rating, checking in with the hostess is the ultimate reason I'm dropping a star.\n\nI got here a little after 12:30pm yesterday.  My friend and I checked in with the hostess and she said it would be about a 10 minute wait.  Although there were several empty tables which seated 2-4 people, I was fine with that because I assumed they were for reservations.  As we waited, I watched how the hostess seemed to wander back and forth around the restaurant.  Two gentlemen checked in while we were waiting and mentioned they were pressed for time.  The hostess mentioned there were outdoor tables or the bar area they could seat and not wait, why weren't we given that option?  After seating them, I told her that if there was an open table outside, we would be fine to sitting there.  She said okay, but instead of seating us, she once again wandered back and forth around the restaurant.  We thought she would be seating us outside once she got back to the counter, instead she walked away and wandered again.  Five minutes later, she said she had an open table inside, but if we wanted a table outside, it would be another five minutes.  I said sitting inside was fine.  She walked us over to a table that was available the entire time, I see no reason why we were waiting in the first place.  \n\nNote, Gather does occasionally change their menu, so items you've had before may no longer be on the menu.\n\nFARM EGG PIZZA ($15 + $2 adding sausage) \nYummy!!  I finally tried the farm egg pizza and LOVED it!!  The tomato sauce had a slight sweetness to it with bacon pieces, caramelized onions, and the sausage addition.  I probably wouldn't suggest adding sausage since it didn't seem like much was added.  On top was a runny egg that added a perfect complement to the pizza.  The crust was thin and crunchy, just the way I like it.  The crust edges were a bit burnt though, so I found myself attempting to pick off the burnt areas.  The pizza was a perfect size for both me and my friend to share.\n\nSERVICE:\nWith the exception of the issue with the hostess, our waitress was great.  A couple minutes into being seated, we were asked if we wanted still or sparkling water.  She checked on us regularly and had a friendly attitude.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YOChRzTztTL_KooP9wEtSQ", "date": "2011-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "QwKmdof45zY5xdfJ57gQsg", "text": "I was invited by a colleague to lunch. Great service. Uh, lack luster salads (small), not that inspiring pizza? Jupiter, don't you worry. Pricey for what you get. Salad, small pizza, ice tea (2) $24 +tip? She paid, however, too much for what we got. Still a nice serving crew. You should working at Chez Panisse.\n\nOtherwise... Back to The Faculty Club or Top Dog or Arnell's. Don't expect me back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2012-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Klnnqfg0edWYpPcikbyYmw", "text": "We had a fantastic meal here Saturday night and it *would* have been really reasonably priced if we hadn't been such piggies. \n\nThe Vegan Charcuterie is really something special. I am afraid of most items that are described as \"vegan,\" but this was something else. The flavors were unusual in an exciting, delicious way - not unusual in a scary vegan way. \n\nOther favorite items: the polenta-encrusted mushrooms, Monterey Bay squid with black rice, and the mushroom pizza. \n\nService was prompt and friendly. Wine list had a good assortment of wines and prices. Everything was divine. \n\nI can't wait to go back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0uu9Gy6lucaCtYCH-QxTgA", "date": "2010-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "SUP3RScpgjMMfC9UG25Svg", "text": "Gather the Girls\nGather the funds\nGather the appetites\nGather the fun!\nGather everyone!\n\nThis is a great place to do it. It's loud, it's crowded and the servers are...well...very Berkeley - but the food is tops.\n\nInspired flavors are infused into each seasonal pizza, like squash and zucchini with a bright tomato base. Or the pork jowell and corn pizza with jalapeno. The crust is truly unique with pinched off sections - not unlike a pie crust, so as to create a sort of string of beads-like appearance, giving you thin and crunchy right alongside bubbly and chewy. It's like two crusts in one.\n\nSalads are fresh and vibrant with crisp greens, mine was topped with more zucchini and shaved parmesan. \n\nI took my favorite Blond Bombshell here for her birthday and brought my own dessert as a present, a little wary that we may be charged a fee, as we have been before at a place that shall not be named, but it certainly wasn't after the biggest planet in our universe just down the road a piece...but not only were we allowed to enjoy fully, the server was super great and brought us plates and everything.\n\nThe food is great, the atmosphere is alive and the service attentive and knowledgeable - which, let's face it, you're going to need with some of the ingredients on that menu...All in all, a great place to, well - Gather!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tPY1853E2cpsp61WnBorOQ", "date": "2011-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ZskdXxEERbSsTB9sI_cEbg", "text": "For a flickering moment, I enjoyed the company of The Luddite, who generously treated me to a provocative but amusing dinner at Gather.  \n\nWe began with the requisite vegan charcuterie, which certainly lived up to the buzz more than I ever could.  Whatever was unexpectedly lacking that evening was rectified with the amazing halibut crudo, with its bits of avocado, beet and cucumber in shimmering coriander oil.  Excellent!\n\nWe cheerfully elected to split two of the three specials that evening, a respectable seared sea bass and the lovely braised lamb.  Both were more than upright in execution, although not overly inventive.  But that's okay--sometimes people are slow to warm, and indeed I found myself later wishing for another tender bite that interesting night, which ultimately ended with a [peach] crumble.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tl9hEyzpEdoayOe-VhCV-Q", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "CZP4xGt2UVn2w4UO69J_lg", "text": "I came to Gather for brunch around 11am today, Oct 23rd, famished after running a 10K race in Oakland. I attempted to order the Winter vegetable scramble with egg whites, only to be taken aback when the waitress told me that the chef wouldn't do it because he had no other use for the yolks and didn't want to waste any food.\n\nI was too hungry to protest at the time, but - really? I consider his response arrogant, high-handed, and completely lacking in consideration for customers - not to mention surprisingly ignorant of the many uses of egg yolks, such as custard and ice cream. \n\nTo add insult to injury, the eggs (yes, with yolks) were bland, overly greasy, and with barely a sprinkling of vegetables. This was my last visit to Gather. Luckily Saturn Cafe across the street is tastier yet cheaper, so, after I post this review, I will not have to think about Gather ever again.\n\nIncidentally, what does the chef do with guests who don't finish their portions? Run after them with a knife and forcibly stuff the leftovers down their throat?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-cuTR9z0AhiKxER7KmIVXg", "date": "2011-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "FRXSQ7PmllZqfyhji39qcA", "text": "Only in Berkeley can you have the highest end decor, yet dine with people in sweats and flip flops.\n\nOnly in Berkeley does you server have such an intimate knowledge of every possible eating restriction that you are not quite sure what he just said.\n\nOnly in Berkley can you charge $16 for about $0.30 of veggies with some foam.  Is it worth it?  My tastebuds say \"Yes!\" my pocket book and rumblely tummy say \"Not so much.\"   \n\nOnly in Berkeley will you wait 1 hour 15 minutes to get your hands on that $0.30 of veggies.\n\n\nOnly In Berkley do they butcher their own black pig/wild boar cross to make a perfectly done habanero sausage.\n\n\nOverall I liked this place but felt a little over charged.   The only thing we ordered that could fill you up  was an artisan burger and home made fries with two homemade dips: caramelized onion and vaguely flavored aoli.  It was good, but nothing to write home about.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0AlnetQ_-a4f7kY0Sker2w", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "kVvFuTp2RUS9YCie3OLcLA", "text": "If you like a place where you can blend in with the woodwork and not be bothered by the servers, then Gather is the place for you. The service was lousy for a place that charges this much. This was one of the few times when I wished that the servers were more like the ones at Cafe Gratitude. I had to ask the bussers several times to get the server to come to our table.\n\nThe food is worth it if you order the unusual dishes that you can't get elsewhere. The albacore starter was decent. Everything worked well, the beans, the tuna, and the bitter greens. Nice stable dish.\n\nThe heirloom eggplant with beluga lentils was also pretty good. The fried garbanzo beans added a nice touch to the fire roasted green beans. This is not a dish you're going to be able to find elsewhere.\n\nA lot of people were eating pizzas. We didn't order one, but they look very hearty and for the money are probably a good deal.\n\nSince the service is so lackluster, I would never come here for the chicken, pork chop, burger, etc. In addition, I wasn't thrilled with the atmosphere. It's hard to hear yourself with the loud acoustics in the room. You practically have to shout to hear what the other person is saying. Also, while the decor looks warm and inviting at first, after awhile, it starts to look cold and trendy.\n\nIn short, if you want some interesting dishes like the ones we had, it might be worth putting up with the bad service. However, if you want to come here for dishes you can get at almost any other comparable place, you're wasting your time and money.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RVNnpzfsAe9oaxFy6yYVVA", "date": "2011-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 6, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6GkU5CirAXm-JZUPZP3nTw", "text": "Oh, Berkeley, I feel like I hardly know you now? What happened to the grungy, dirty, bohemian, punkster that I knew when I was an undergrad? In the last few years, you've become this sleek, hipster, organically and environmentally conscientious debutante. \n\nI remember when Chez Panisse was our only choice if we wanted a nice dinner out (I know, I know, cry me a river that I lived down the street from Chez Panisse). So here is Gather. Gather is everything that is Berkeley and not Berkeley at the same time.\n\nGather is the result of the latest craze in organic, environmentally friendly, and locavore cuisine with a dash of molecular gastronomy. Although it's not a vegetarian/vegan restaurant, it might as well be as meat is a bit of an afterthought. Not a bad afterthought, oh, no as everything is exquisitely made, but it's simply not a focus. This is haute cuisine that happens to focus on vegetables.\n\nWe started off with yuba (tofu skin) pappardelle, roasted beets, and vegan \"charcuterie.\" The pappardelle completely fooled us as they look exactly like pasta. It was absolutely delicious. No detail is left unturned as even the bread crumbs on the roasted beets were incredible. Long after the beets were eaten, we returned to the platter to pick up the little nibbles of bread crumbs. The vegan \"charcuterie\" was amazing. We happened to sit near the entrance and people gasped in amazement when they walked in when they saw our charcuterie. One girl exclaimed, \"I don't know what it is, but that looks fantastic. I'm getting that!\"\n\nThe charcuterie was an assortment of various little bites -- mushrooms, potatoes, sprouted lentils, etc, but they were carefully crafted into little works of art. I honestly wish that I had taken a picture, but we devoured it so quickly. No words can describe this. Honestly sprouted lentils don't sounds delicious, but they made it into like a pate and it was my favorite thing on the plate. Do make sure you order this when you come to gather.\n\nFor my entree, I ordered the PORK BELLY PIZZA. I know my pork loving friends are drooling over this. A thin crust pizza with a smear of tomato sauce, a bit of mozzarella, a generous layer of roasted corn kernels, a handful of sliced jalapenos, and cubes of pork belly dotting the pizza. Delicious! \n\nI was also a fan of their squash blossom pizza. They managed to not hide the delicate essence of the blossoms while cooking the pizza. I really miss squash blossoms. They're so abundant and easily found in CA, but rarely found in the restaurants of NY. Sad really.\n\nA beautiful wide open space, with lots of wood in the interior. Berkeley has definitely grown up some.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jqp5BEMzEUIWTCt6pezS2Q", "date": "2011-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 8, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "NE0wK5XC6LikZK_JK4UKcw", "text": "What I liked:\nThe pisco sour was well made with a good foamy egg head.  The service was nice (even though he forgot to bring me bread).  I liked the kale salad and my pork chops were very tasty.  Despite Opentable saying they didn't have space, a phone call to them got me a reservation for my sister's birthday.  They returned with some very professional voicemails confirming the reservation.  \n\nWhat I didn't like:\nFor the entire 2+ hour meal, watching the guy making desserts licking his fingers and garnishing the dessert plates and eating every other garnish / piece of fruit he was touching.  That's disgusting.  Despite it being a birthday, we opted out of dessert.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5aCEquYmXUIsWmpUp1gqxA", "date": "2011-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GFc-BZedS7qAAAvPkooRTA", "text": "I could go on and on but this review is for one thing only, the \"Vegan Charcuterie\".. without a doubt one of the best combination's of vegetables I have ever eaten. The preparation is thoughtful and pure, smart and elegant. \nCharcuterie typically refers to different cured cuts of pork, so obviously this is only a fun play on words. \"an assortment\"..\n\nThere are so many different flavor profiles and textures on the board. and with all that is going on it somehow fit together. Trust me, it's extremely hard to walk that tight rope. Culinary magic or disaster.\nhere here are a few items I sampled;\n \n-Fried tofu skin bruschetta, avocado, spicy baby fennel escabeche\n-grilled chicory with white bean puree= bitter and creamy\n-grilled asparagus with English shelling peas and spring garlic, \"aioli\"\n-fava bean puree on toast= better than hummus by a long shot\n\n\nIn the meat world, here are some things that I would compare it to. and only as  measuring stick, NOT a replacement. Just to give you a sense of mouth feel and pleasure. \n\n#1 + yellow tail sashimi\nsuper fresh sea urchin\nbutter poached scallops\nduck confit\nslow cooked pork belly\nsmoked short ribs\n\nok so you get the picture. the dish is ridiculously good. it's proof that you can skip meat and be extremely satisfied. as a card carrying meat eater this dish has my vote any day of the week!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nNDSzMeUJH1utAKu1AMVjA", "date": "2010-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VxXgDzIfODWnpkUGnbt_bg", "text": "Why didn't veggies taste like this when I was a kid? I'd sure have eaten a lot more of them for sure. My first revelation of this style of  creativity was when Jeremy Fox opened Ubuntu in Napa. I've since been chasing him around his various pop up gigs, Atelier Crenn, Saison, and soon Orson. I've now found a similar ethos in Sean Baker at Gather. I had heard good things about him but when John Mariani gave him kudos (as he did to Dominique Crenn of Atelier) I knew I had to try it. I dragged but finally made it. \n\nAs a college student I walked by this corner of Allston and Oxford many a time but it'd been a while and the new fancy construction that has transformed the area was unrecognizable. The same thing was felt by my friend who spent the undergrad years walking by here as well. A much larger space that spreads a corner of the block and has a large patio to boot. Being a nice evening we ate outside and started off with a beer and a Moscow Mule from the interesting beverage program. After perusing the menu we went with:\n\n-Salad of squid, its ink, roasted peppers, paprika\n-Vegan charcuterie:\n  grilled Japanese eggplant, Tuscan eggplant puree\n  pulled mushroom bruschetta, vegetable slaw\n  crispy tapioca, horseradish, avocado, tomato cucumber\n  summer vegetables, tonnato sauce\n-BBQ pork shoulder pizza, corn, basil, bacon, cr\u00e8me fraiche\n-Toasted masa garginelli, chorizo, Poblanos, corn, cilantro, San Marzano\n-Goat cheese semifreddo\n\nWow. Chef Baker has some mad skill. Getting the ingredients from our server on the tonnato sauce alone was impressive. Somehow the kitchen has managed to make a sauce traditionally made with tuna and anchovies into a meat free,super tasty likeness. It's genius I tell you. The combinations of seasoning, textures, and cooking techniques on everything was fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. \n\nOur server took good care of us and was affable yet soft spoken. Being outside on a temperate night was a treat though it seems there's great energy inside where you can look at the line through the semi open kitchen. As Berkeley's new food renaissance continues, the hits keep coming. I'm convinced this is worth seeking out if you love food and are visiting the east bay to do so.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P5bUL3Engv-2z6kKohB6qQ", "date": "2011-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wHE8-lydgYspc0gA9QJ4KQ", "text": "If you've read a lot of my reviews, you will know that I am a recent convert to the church of Michael Pollan.  As much as I can, I try to make smart choices about the food that I consume, making sure they are locally sourced, vegetarian fed, antibiotic/hormone free, etc ... you get the deal.  Eating at Gather was no exception.  \n\nMade reservations through OpenTable for Sunday brunch with a few friends.  They serve all your usual brunch fare but with a nice locally sourced twist.  I have to say - this was some of the best tasting food I've had in awhile.  The decor is tastefully done modern and deserves a mention.  The space is surprisingly large (but I guess that's because I'm so used to our size of a closet San Francisco restaurants - East Bay, you're awesome).  \n\nRestaurants are worth 4 or 5 stars to me in all kinds of dimensions but if the only dimension that counted was food this would be deserving of all 5 stars I'm giving it.  Among the 3 of us, we shared the Kale \"Caesar\", a side of potatoes, and their Boar Sausage pizza.  The \"caesar\" here is not your typical caesar salad, it's really more interpretive (and therefore tastes nothing like it).  But I don't usually like Caesar salad and I loooved this.  The potatoes were great but let's face it - they're potatoes, who doesn't like them?  The boar sausage pizza was probably the highlight of the meal - not greasy or heavy like most pizzas leave me feeling.  All in all, this place makes tasty, \"clean\" food (a la Cafe Gratitude except with meat).  You'll leave feeling good about yourself and the world after eating here.  I would come back here in a heartbeat next time I'm in the East Bay.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "E0jSWDIKgSLzInfPRvT4uQ", "date": "2011-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "F0qLlXtKTMgajwCQe3JNuw", "text": "If I didn't live on a budget I could give them 5 stars.\n\nWas meeting an out-of-town friend for dinner and she suggested tjhis new place she heard about. Gather.  I peaked at their menu and saw they have vegan pizza and it was all I could think about so I ordered it.\n\nI LOVE pizza.  Pizza has been one of my biggest regrets of having to go vegan-esque for health reasons.  Their vegan pizzas is AMAZING.  So it's $16 for a personal pizza.  It is practically the cheapest thing on the menu.  But the crust...so yummy crunchy on the outside and light and airy ont he inside and balled up like rolls surrounding the amazing veggies and cashew sauce.  The cashew sauce adds the creaminess missing from a cheese-less pizza so I didn't miss the cheese.  It was the best vegan pizza I have had.  \n\nFair warning, though, three of us dined, we had a total of 2 drinks and the bill was $100!  This is NOT economical eating.  It is a good shi-shi foodie destination as their food is art and they source local organic ingredients, but it is in berkeley so you can be sure the other guests will put on some sort of floor show for you.  We had a great children's b-day pasrty drama going on around us that was entertaining in so man y atypical ways for a kids party.  Don't worry, though, the kids were perfectly well behaved.\n\nYou must go to the bathroom.  It's a bit on the far side,.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AGm0ij7gr0KsB34LDRInNw", "date": "2010-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "GnC2KK68AJkviaKtxYiFgw", "text": "Gather, you continue to impress this college kid conditioned-to-Asian Ghetto-takeout palate time and time again.. Kudos!  \n\nI'm literally typing this with a big fat silly smile plastered across my face, despite the total approximately 15 hours of sleep I've gotten all week and the final exam that I quite possibly bombed today... because good dining experiences literally make me that happy. \n\nAlmost everything about my end-of-semester celebratory meal tonight was immaculate.  \n\nThe wait time was reportedly an hour and fifteen minutes and we were seated promptly within nearly twenty.   \n\nThe food -a requisite order of the vegan charcuterie, seared squid and crispy brussels sprouts starters, a pork belly sausage pizza, and an excellent barbeque young chicken to share -- were all nothing short of spectacular.  (Only thing is I wasn't a huge fan of the brussels sprouts, which just seemed a little like burnt fried onions to me..)  How on earth does the chef do what it does with the charcuterie?  There's nothing like some delicious innovatively prepared vegetables to excite a group of hungry girls at dinnertime. \n\nOur server, Damon, was also extremely helpful, attentive, and attractive (don't be frontin' and pretend like that's not important sometimes, ladies!).  We had some wheat allergies in our group and Damon was more than happy to accommodate us by asking the chef to make some simple alterations to our dishes.  And because we were rushed out towards the end of our meal at 8:45 due to an incoming reserved party, he even prepared some to-go boxes of dessert cookies (and gluten-free goodies) for us!  Hats off, Damon -- you've got some serious boss status going for you! :)\n\nAmbience, as always, was fantastically relaxing, and the service (!!!!) is just unparalleled at Gather. I am increasingly impressed each time I come here with how friendly and attentive, yet professional everyone who works at Gather seems to be.  \n\nThank you for the best end-of-semester meal I could have ever asked for, Gather!  I'm still smiling for real.  Seriously excited and still waiting to return here to try out your brunch dishes/mimosas.  Next time!\n\n(P.S. shout out to the kick ass server who screwed up by giving us someone else's order of roasted squash pizza topped with a heap of delicious arugula... it was IMMENSELY enjoyed by our party, heh. The arugula topping works surprisingly well as what I thought was a good addition to the relatively neutral flavors in the pizza.  So thanks! haha :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yhkIIcLx7h-FFWAzdgOCsA", "date": "2010-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z68cB2Ei0kba8FvDklQfRg", "text": "I have been following the opening of this restaurant for months and had extremely high expectations when I went to the pre-opening dinner.\n\nIn short, I was blown away.  The decor is fabulous, that is obvious.  It was the food that shocked me.  A meal at Gather is in line with the top gourmet, foodie restaurants in San Francisco.  The quality of the ingredients is top notch.  The flavor combinations are tantalizing.  The portion size is filling but small enough to leave you just wanting a little more.  The cocktails are perfectly balanced and not too sweet, they are dangerously good.\n\nThe one thing though that sets this restaurant apart from the rest is the price point and the casual atmosphere.  Where else can you get a culinary experience of this caliber and walk out satisfied for under $30?  \n\nWell worth the trip.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "12i7h0nv1l_NAWuCWQm0PA", "date": "2009-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "G7IgdguUpr6GSYh6qIy57w", "text": "The first impression is very pleasant right when you walk in the door. This is a beautiful restaurant! Lots of windows , light , and art throughout. I was there for brunch with my family. We met up at the bar as our group was meeting from a few distant places. We ordered drinks and then our table was ready so the drinks were brought to the table...no problem. We were offered two types of water- filtered and sparkling. I like that they left us a carafe of water for our party of five. We must have tried every drink on the brunch menu and several beers on tap. They have many interesting choices and every drink and brew was tasty,  The brunch menu has some innovative dishes. I ordered cannelini bean soup and a strawberry kumquat salad. Both were very delicious!  I want to try a pizza next time because everyone around us had one and they looked wonderful. My daughter had eggs benedict and braised lentils...delish!  I was pleasantly surprised with a birthday cake... it had chocolate and carmel..my 2 favorites! Very nice presentation on that as well. I love this place for creativity on the menu, efficient and friendly servers,  and the bright atmosphere. The open air kitchen had many busy but pleasant people working together to get the food out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UPC2h7KYhdH9iiB_Kx25qA", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZIsZ9MbzEVYE4Z2OfQHs-Q", "text": "5 of us had a company lunch there last week: a manager's meeting. All five of us were impressed. They serve delicious food made from fresh seasonal ingredients, with a fabulous selection for carnivores and vegans alike. Think Portland young urban feel and Alice Waters etherial fare. From my pizza with the most fabulous pie crust, to the beet salad, to my husband's tuna sandwich, to the semifredde dessert with the crunchy things. I can't wait to go back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mV5Ey139Bj2coaSPTKXBCA", "date": "2010-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "c35SrE0Q6dcFWd0zmPSBXA", "text": "My new favorite restaurant!!!  Today is a good day, not just because it's CNY but because I discovered this place.  \n\nHad lunch here and I heard dinner is even better! is that even possible?\n\nWe Had:\n\nCARROT COOKED IN HAY:  I don't know how many people will think this might sound appealing on the menu, i sure didn't but thought to give it a try anyway since it's different.  Boy was I glad!!  There's so many thoughts about this particular dish i don't now where to start and if I can ever even end.  So I won't say much more than to ABSOLUTELY TRY THIS ONE and end it here.\n\nPORK BELLY SANDWICH:   they ran out of pork shoulder ... good because this one is fabulous!!!  I'm not a fan of pork belly or pork in general but this one sure makes me feel guilty of loving it since I want a pet pig.  As I was eating this sandwich, I didn't want the feeling to end, I even tried to order another one to-go but too bad they closed the kitchen.  I hope that the next time I'm here, they ran out of pork shoulder just so I can savor it all over again and make sure to order another one ahead to-go.\n\nSHEEP'S MILK RICOTTA PIZZA:  very light and good.  Too bad the other two dish stole the show from this pizza.\n\n\nI am absolutely coming back time and time and time again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LDxGB8GDYZ71AY1qHQt_Rg", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "jLTmn6UDI4YrTcKpXBhm2Q", "text": "We got in late after seeing the Harlem Globetrotters and I was  famished... We got some deep fried veg, the mushroom bruschetta, and the potato salad.  Nothing was stunning, and walking out $60 lighter for three apps, a beer and a ginger ale, I was kinda bummed. \nI don't think that people should be jacked for local food- if it was brought in from GuanXi province personally in a handcuffed briefcase- ok - charge me for that. But this stuff is local and simple, right? \nI guess they gotta pay for that big new building somehow...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4Xuz7Smt4qz1G8gfDwskig", "date": "2010-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "sqbhoncFVa66cmngC3peQA", "text": "I was won over the minute we were presented with a jug of sparkling and flat water upon being seated-- I am such a sucker for free sparkling water! I ordered the walnut french toast which was out-of-the-park delicious. Everyone at our table loved their meal, including the three-year-old we brought along who sang with joy when he tasted this pancakes. Definitely make a reservation or you may be turned away, especially at peak hours (it happened to us the first time we tried to eat here).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "syrsu7q3DYcZCYKZqRM63w", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Bs77TLvTwoshhkbqLRtazg", "text": "Came in without a reservation around 6pm on Friday afternoon, and was directed to a communal table outside on the patio.  The day seemed warm enough to eat outside, so we went that route.  The patio was very nice and I really enjoyed the reclaimed wood tables.  Ordered a couple of drinks (Square One Cucumber vodka and soda for me, Gin-n-Root cocktail for my partner) and perused the menu.  Cocktails were good and we enjoyed while we decided between the vegan charcuterie and a pizza combo or a couple of the large plate traditional entrees.  Most of the pizza combinations sounded a bit off, and there didn't seem to be a standard tomato/basil or margarita option, so we opted for a burger and the seared chickpea cake.  Both were good, and when our server came to check on us we ordered a second drink.  \n\nThis is where things started to go a bit wrong. The next round of drinks took about 10 - 15 minutes to come out, which wasn't ideal since we had finished our entrees a while back.  A different server dropped off a dessert menu and we exacerbated our problem by ordering coffee to warm up as the sun was now starting to go down and the patio was getting quite cold.  We realized our mistake when the coffees took another *17* minutes to come out (not an exaggeration or estimate, I timed it!)  When the coffee finally arrived we asked our server for the check and booked it out of there.  \n\nBottom line, nice idea, comfortable decor, interesting and tasty food but very uneven service.  The restaurant was fairly full, but the wait for drinks was beyond acceptable.  I am not really sure what happened, but would not go back just for this reason.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hc4FcL3cdt0I_IvrDMhp2A", "date": "2010-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "GyKJJRLt4oHCStljzoUuRw", "text": "I often imagine Vegan restaurants to some sort of cult followers worshiping the god of vegetables and trying to banish all meat eating evilness from the world. Excuse my silliness. In all honesty, I do enjoy good vegan food even though I can't quite agree with the ideals of vegans.\n\nHere in Gather was where I had the first (but not the last) pure vegan dinner that rivals some hearty meaty meal. I did not feel unsatisfied in any way just because I was having pure vegetables. That alone, was amazing. Just try their Vegan Charcuterie and you will understand what I mean.\n\nWhile Gather might not have converted my meat eating habits, I truly enjoyed my experience and it had introduced me to the wonderful world of vegan cooking. Working with limited ingredients was challenging but fun.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "41HLwXnR0Lm3NUp01cIOQg", "date": "2012-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EuqzJIMznhWl2_6lPxCm8g", "text": "So, I ate at Gather last night, the first night they opened--and not a moment too soon! Between our table of 4, we tried 3 small plates, 4 big plates, 2 desserts, and 3 different cocktails. All of them were phenomenal. And I'm not just saying that--I'm way picky about food, and there wasn't a single dish I wished were even a little different.\n\nFor me, the standouts were the goat cheese panna cotta dessert (really unusual, light, not the kind of custardy dessert you usually get from panna cotta); the pork cheeks (sweet, succulent, perfectly textured and flavored); the burger.\nLet me give the burger an extra moment here: it wasn't my burger, it was my friend's. Usually, I don't taste other people's burgers, because they're usually not that good, they're just reminiscent of what I want a burger to be like. But with this one, I eased into trying it by having some fries from his plate (always a good idea--these are fantastic fries!). Then, after a while, I had a bite of his burger. If that were a sexual innuendo, it would still be appropriate here--it's THAT good. You should have one. And give me a bite.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Pkpstw0ndzq4NEpvvwzXGg", "date": "2009-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "uduXmPsx6EXEBO0updn-Ew", "text": "Veggies veggies veggies + cocktails.  What a great menu.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "awmRirDC7WWig6R07XZ_oA", "date": "2010-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "hwEVr5AuExDGU-fHYPYiGA", "text": "Looking for a nice, Vegan friendly restaurant in the East Bay to celebrate my sweetie's completion of her 30 day Vegan Challenge. I wanted something that would be impressive enough to make her want to continue on being Vegan as well show her that Vegans do it better. Gather comes highly recommended from other Vegan folks, as well as fellow Yelpers.\n\nI made reservations for us but since we were dining with the old folks at 6pm it probably wasn't necessary. We felt a bit young for this crowd. Especially considering it's proximity to UC Berkeley. Then again, maybe the prices scare away the kids. Why would a kid take their date here when you can take them to a bar or to get pizza where the end result will be the same? A one-way ticket to Poundtown... \n\nOf course, me being a classy Gent, I can appreciate the gorgeous, rustic design of this place. There is plenty of window seating for couples but nothing really private. It's a lot more casual than I was expecting. This coming from a guy that thought Havana was a fancy place... http://www.yelp.com/biz/havana-walnut-creek The wait service is on top of their game here. Our carafe of water stayed full throughout our meal while there was a waiter almost constantly in the vicinity. There were even what seemed like three hosts greeting you at the front door.\n\nOnce we figured out how to work around the awkwardness of having to be seated across from each other, we were ready to order. There are not as many Vegan options on the menu as I was envisioning. We picked out what we thought looked like the best ones...\n\nThe Vegan Charcuterie is a must order. Whether you're Vegan or not. Four seasonally delicious small bites, spread out on a tray. Okay, make that three since the piece with the Trumpet Mushrooms was barely edible. Although since it's seasonal, it may not be on the menu when you go here, the Mushroom Tartare was my favorite out of the four dainty bites. \n\nThe Summer Vegetables w/Avocado, Whipped Tofu, \"Caviar\", and Sea Palm Vinaigrette was my favorite dish of the meal. Too bad it's so small and pretty it vanished in no time. I think it was the Caviar type goo that added a touch of saltiness that went exquisitely with the Avocado. So good!\n\nThe Tomato Pizza with Capers, and Cashew Puree was a fantastic way to make a Vegan pizza without really trying to simulate cheese. There is just enough of the Cashew Puree to add flavor without globbing it on like it's Velveeta Cheese on your ballpark nachos. Although I'm not really a thin crust fan, it worked well in this case. The Chili Oil added a bit of a kick and lots of flavor.\n\nKnowing that my girl needs her dessert fix, I was excited to order the Hazelnut Chocolate Cake for her and a Cappuccino to share. It wasn't a slice of cake as we were expecting, but rather a small hockey puck sized brownie that was all dolled up with drizzles and shavings galore. The hint of orange in the cake was what won me over. It went perfectly with that Cappuccino.\n\nI think I could safely recommend this place to anyone looking to try out something different. They have a lil' something for everyone. They even let us lowly Vegans pretend that we're eating those small, yet artfully prepared dishes you normally see in fancy French restaurants. Heck, they even made a Vegan for life. I'm happy to affirm that my love's 30 day challenge has become permanent several months later, and is getting better and better with each passing day...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y61y11_nYsbc2UWjDh8ZEA", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "DSmPkk_v3rtZf6-GDlOomQ", "text": "So, I was ready to hate Gather.  It has all the trappings of a restaurant I'd hate: their menu's obsessive orientation toward vegetarianism, their uniformly young staff, only organic mixers in the bar (OCD much?), and their apparent respect for that most nouveaux of food trends, the gluten free diner.  Pardon my tangent, but gluten free is just Atkins for hipsters.  Of the people you know who order gluten free, how many of them have had a biopsy to confirm celiac sprue?  Yeah, I thought so.  Right, so back to Gather.  In amongst all this new-food style there's a lot of substance -- a whole animal philosophy, a strong preference for local goods, and most importantly, really good food -- and I guess that's what got me through the door in the first place.  \n\nAnd I'm glad I did.  I've had tons of food at Gather: pork belly sandwich, burgers, chickens, several salads, vegan charcuterie, quite a few drinks, soups, pizzas, several apps.  The worst thing I've had at Gather was still worth the money.  The best things I've had there are phenomenal.  Barbecue chicken is so moist within its crispy savory shell that it's almost hard to fathom.  Kale caesar exhibits a depth of flavor that's rare in vegan cooking.  Moist grass-fed burgers with Sierra Nevada cheddar and smokey caramelized shallot ketchup are a consistent winner.  Even the lowly mixed green salad becomes a work of nearly astounding passion, dotted with grapefruit peel prepared in a puree with saffron oil, with preserved fennel stocks and a little smashed olive tossed into the freshest, tenderest baby greens.  \n\nI've been to a lot of high-end restaurants where the menu says 'organic,' but the ethos is far nearer to 'organic when it's convenient;'  Even if I find Gather's militant commitment to its philosophy off-putting, I have to respect the sheer totality of their execution.  \n\nps.  Don't listen to cynthia.  Browsing her other reviews, it appears that she's seldom found a fine-dining service that has met her expectations.  One bad service experience shouldn't overwrite an otherwise solid track-record of quality meals.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w-S6kWbTO8ETctHFHEc5mg", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Wi42jxfkUnunpZomo0lnrg", "text": "Ahhh, Gather. We first met at the Yelp Helps event right next door and you hold so much promise. \n\nDefinitely a restaurant that characterizes Berkeley: Hip, sustainable, and, unfortunately, a bit overpriced. \n\nMy former anatomy classmate treated me here on my suggestion last Wednesday (thanks so much, Yuri!) for the rides I gave to her back to Rockridge and depriving her of the pleasure of hour commute back on the bus. \n\nThe \"chicken fried\" red kabocha squash. Kabocha in Japanese means pumpkin FYI. Quite tasty dish with kabocha quality found in Japanese restaurant. Itself is fried and no actual chicken were used for the actual dish (hence the quotations). Good but worth $19? \n\nMy friend got pork pizza which consisted of sausage, pancetta, and braised pig skin, lard. The crust was very unique in that in look very much like the Cheesy Bite Pizza from Pizza Hut, only with no cheese in the actual crust and much better tasting. $18 is the tag for this piece of pie. PIzza is one of the most popular dishes here as I've seen at least 60% tables having at least one. \n\nIn short, sustainable potential (yes, pun intended) and worth a second try!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FdQZxULvI4GT0-1meVap7w", "date": "2011-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 6, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "doCA2XGiFTDqc6clXfRVBg", "text": "My favorite Vegetarian is in town from New York so I decided that we should go to the very veggie friendly (and much hyped) Gather for dinner. As luck would have it, she got stuck at work and couldn't make it...would the two remaining meat eating dudes panic and chicken out? Nah, see, the beauty of Gather is that they have vegan and veggie dishes on the menu right next to meaty options.\n\nI got there a little early and bellied up to the bar to wait for my friend. While there I imbibed a delicious Sidecar, had a taste of an Owen Roe Syrah (Ex Umbris) that I had never heard of before courtesy of the ever so sweet Michelle and met the infamous Bee-Rye himself. \n\nWhile service at the bar was fantastic, our waiter was kind of all over the map. He did offer great suggestions...when we could find him. He literally disappeared for 15-20 minutes a couple of times during service.\n\nBetween two of us we split the following: \n-Grilled squid: chickpea tahini puree, olive, corno di capro, parsley oil $12\n-Roasted young beets: horseradish-goat cheese cream, mustards, watermelon radish, Etude $12\n-Pizza w/pulled pork, bacon, brussel sprouts, Burrata $19\n\nThe grilled squid was perfectly cooked and probably my favorite taste of the night. I absolutely loved the crust on the pizza but I'm about to utter words that you'll never, ever hear come out of my mouth again - it suffered from too much pork! The pulled pork flavor overwhelmed everything else on the pie and if you're going to add burrata to a pizza, you might as well be able to taste it. And the beets were fine but nothing special.\n\nA solid four star experience. Prices seem a buck or two high across the board but I'm ok paying that for quality, local ingredients. Hopefully the next time my favorite Vegetarian is in town we'll be able to dine at Gather together....as long as she doesn't mind that I'm getting the burger!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eUmVXP9UnoWtz9NSBwY4jA", "date": "2010-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "J3y0xuryM64tsRys9dSIsw", "text": "What can I say about Gather that I am willing to type out painstakingly on a touchscreen? Quite a lot, actually. \n\nHappenstance.  \n\nI was driving aimlessly around downtown Berkeley looking for a parking spot. Once I was parked, I crossed the street and looked for the first restaurant that appealed to me. Although I looked haggard and was weighted down by a huge backpack, they were quite friendly to me and offered me several seating choices. I asked the hostess to surprise me. She considerately seated me at the counter in front of the kitchen, where I had an excellent view of the cooking and plating process. \n\nSoon thereafter, the most gorgeous server came over and handed me a menu, then offered me the choice of distilled or sparkling water, contained in Strauss milk bottles. Quaint. \n\nThe menu is small, but there are many choices for those who are eating vegan, gluten free, or want their meat. The menu is very clearly labeled, which I appreciate. \n\nWhen it came time to order, I went with the king salmon tartare and asked my server to pick my entree. He suggested the Magruder ranch pork loin and belly. \n\nThe salmon tartare came out plates beautifully. I watched 3 people gathered around my plate in the kitchen just moments prior to its arrival to my table, so I got to see how carefully they presented and considered the placement of every little bit. Their attention to detail showed not only in its presentation, but in the intricate balance of favors. I eat a lot of sashimi and various forms of poke, carpaccio, tartare, etc., and I was pleasantly surprised at how well my appetizer came out. The fish was at the right temperature, not frozen, but not lukewarm. They delicately seasoned every bit that touched the plate, including the cucumber slices and tomatoes. The goat cheese and the fresh herbs and seasonings really complimented the salmon quite well. I believe that the attention to detail in this dish is what makes it better than normal. \n\nI was offered bread twice. The first was when my appetizer came out, and the second, when my entree was served. I declined on both instances, so I have no comment on the bread that other yelpers seem to feel strongly about. \n\nMy pork came out after an appropriate digestive interlude and I dug right in. I'm normally not a fan of legumes, yet this dish was once again balanced thoughtfully. There was a nice salad of shell beans and sweet white corn with a few porcini mushrooms in the mix. I'm also quite particular about how I enjoy my pork, since I am in the habit of eating it Asian style, and I found that I enjoyed Gather's take on it. Although there was both pork loin and belly, the meat was quite rich and required the legumes for balance. I was impressed with how they made 2 pieces of meat and a scoop of beans look so elegant on a plate. \n\nAs I was eating, I was watching their prep chef meticulously slice tiny tomatoes delicately with his big meaty hands. \n\nI also watched them prepare the vegan charcuterie and the sardines and it made me wish I could eat more. The visual aspects of their plating is attractive to the eye, complimenting their delicate ingredients. \n\nFor dessert, I went with the sorbet. I believe it was plum and cardamom. \n\nThe dinner crowd picked up while I was eating and gradually it got noisier and more crowded. The service was impeccable the entire night, and I never felt neglected. \n\nThe food speaks for itself, but will set you back more than your usual dinner plans would. A 3 course meal with no drinks, tax and tip will rob your wallet of around 45-55 dollars per person, unless you are sharing one appetizer and one dessert course. \n\nIt is also worth mentioning that their bathroom is currently broken, so you have to go on a crazy adventure that involves a maze and two different keys before you reach your destination. You have been warned.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kofiqkPOeo1loQHsVbxQXg", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1YhoxiwYe6WQMjCeM_1Hvw", "text": "Yelp Challenge 365 # 112/365\n\nBusy place but they are timely. Kudos to the management and staff. Don't go there without a reserveration unless you're prepared to dine on the bar or infront along the chef's counter. Frankly, I would enjoy either the bar or the chef's counter but my host did the right thing getting a reservation. They were crowded. Each seat was taken from the time I got there to the time we left.\n\nThe menu was short and desireable. Wild boar meatball! Fritto Misto with mushroom! Magruder Roast Pork Terrine! Cauliflower Soup! Smoked Artichoke with black rice, pumpkin and a chestnut confit! \n\nVegan Charcuterie- a 4 course combination: Black Trumpet with pnenuts, Carrot roasted in soil, Stinging nettles which is Martin's baby potatoes, goat cheese and leeks, Fontinella which is mozzarella and tomatoes laced with olive oil and sea salt.\nI didn't have this but it looked good.\n\nI'm a meat type person and the closest I got to was the Liberty Farms Duck prepared with hedgehog mushrooms, turnips and horseradish.\n\nALL local grown ingredients (not sure about the wild boar) but the vegetables were definitely just picked from the garden.\n\nIf not for the simple fact that I enjoy my meat more than veggies, I'd give this place 5 stars but ..... \n\nService was absolutely wonderful and efficient and that in itself is a reason why I may go back again if the oppoortunity presents itself.\n\nBTW, a block from the BART station so you could take the BART. Parking is a problem in that area as it is smack at the entrance to one of UC's finest!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fHqt_c3oDQ4ZWFzeOo4ezA", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 7, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "ItKIW8AdVbkzmYFFfqgc5Q", "text": "The menu said \"Roasted Sardines,\" so I of less-than-well-rounded palate, whose entire sardine dining experience to that point was strictly of the out-of-the-tin variety, selected that item. \n\nI did not have to hesitate and inquire further about the ingredients as I usually have to do.. (me being Celiac and intolerant of flour and other wheat gluten containing foodstuffs) because that menu item, along with many other items on the menu was helpfully labeled \"gf\" (gluten-free).  Love and kisses and big points from me for that.\n\nOur waiter was very attentive, helpful, and knowledgeable. The sardines are fished from the waters off Monterrey, where they were historically fished in large numbers. They go on and off the restaurant's menu in accordance with the specie's endangered/not endangered status.. which changes frequently.. not so much because their absolute numbers are low .. but because, sardines being lower on the food chain, their numbers also have to be high enough to allow the bigger fish that prey on them to flourish ... complicated stuff.\n\nAnyway, as he presented the plate, he cautioned me about being careful about the little bones.. Huh? I forked one and chewed with a certain amount of caution.. then shrugged and just chomped the whole guy down, tail, head, little bones and all.. I mean that's how you eat'em I think.. right? Before I dug into them.. I took a picture for your benefit.\n\nOh.. roasted sardines are quite tasty.. I think I'm gonna have to go to the cookbooks and look up how to do the roasting myself.. Either that or come back here when the little guys are off the endangered fish list and thus back on the Gather menu..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s3M9vUXbmzCGmSbW-HlzIQ", "date": "2010-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 8, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "j53kD4GcCdAeqnwXPdKMzw", "text": "Gather needs no explanation. sat at the bar, noticed lots of new wave cocktails. skipped since it was early.\n\neats: prather ranch hamburger, medium rare (14)w/sierra nevada cheddar\n-lots of crispy shoestring potatoes with mystery aioli \n-clump of spring mix lightly vinegaretted\n-burger was reddish med rare, not much juice, probably low fat content.\n-meat tender, not chewy\n3.5 stars\n\ndrink: thanksgiving coffee(3.25)\n-rich and bold, nice!\n\nfoodnotes:\n-service very good\n-burger not the star here, darn it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 9, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "xVRBwVjhaWwg-agHWZYzoA", "text": "Good concept!\nGood location!\nGood intention!\nGood ingredients!\nGood Green!!\n\nIt's not \"vegetarian\"!!  It's vegetarian \"FRIENDLY\", hippies!!!!\n\nI was going to give it a 3-star when I was dining there w/Seb and RoMo.  But a week later, most of the meal was quite forgetful except the BAD part.\n\nThe waiter asked if we wanted still or sparkling water and explained that they filtered the water in-house.  Cool.  We said still.  He asked again to re-confirm before he walked away...  And what brought to the table was sparkling!!\n\nFood tasted A-OK, really!\nBraised Lamb was way too overpriced for 2 super mini medallion size!\nVegan Charcuterie was good but forgetful.\nRegular Charcuterie was good, any salty pig bits are good!\nMonterey Bay Squid was fine.\nFish was okay, my first bite (alone w/o sauces) reminded me of fillet-o-fish for some reason but then it was fine afterwards.\nSeb's pizza was SAD!!!  It's a lot harder and chewy than we would like it to.  You can see the cut side of the dough was dense!  His jaws were sore towards his slice of it...\n\nI'll let the dust settle for a loooong while before returning for another shot but till then, it's a solid 2 stars!  Price is not very friendly for a college town for local customers.  There are a lot better food around for a lot cheaper!  They better step it up a notch!  If I lived around there, I'd rather have pizzas at Jupiter or Lo Cocos.  It sure cannot be more than 3-star!!!  I wonder what do the ones who rated this place 5-star usually eats and what their standards are!!  Sheesh!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KQFJl6K00O6o9Xaceqrx4A", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 12, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "pLbnrO10U0SqnRtFwQLprw", "text": "Gather is kind of like \"Babette's Feast\" before the arrival of Babette.  They sure try hard, and everything they serve is local, organic and loved.  But there's something antiseptic and serious about the place -- there's no playfulness when you walk in.  Are the chairs too hard and straight?  The lights too bright?  It's hard to put a finger on what was wrong, but I didn't really have a good time.\n\nMy first course (a crab salad special) was excellent.  My second course, the special pork soup, was really \"meh.\"  The pizzas that came to our table were vastly inferior to the high-scoring pizzas at places like Corso, Pizzaiolo and Marzano.  Frankly I'd rather have had a Jupiter's pizza.  The ginger Christmas ale from the Santa Cruz brewing company was over the top in the direction of awful.  Ice creams and sorbets at the end of the meal were good (winter squash ice cream: yes!).\n\nThe service was OK, but our server seemed to be constantly harried and out of breath.  When dishes came out, they were transported from the kitchen by a team of runners that didn't always include our server.  The geometry of the place is weird: the metal rail that cordons off the dining tables from the rest of the establishment sometimes made it hard for the staff to serve our dishes.  A staff member might be standing near some diners at your table but will then have to run around to the other side of the rail to serve those diners who are at the corner of the table nearest the rail.\n\nThis restaurant did look attractive from the outside, and it is conveniently located.  I hope that its level rises.  Babette: we need you!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2010-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 5, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "RXSZpg9CH1irACaNKPfk2g", "text": "After another year, another group of friends and I 'gathered' and enjoyed a lovely brunch. Gather has friendly and helpful staff ~ the handsome host opened the door welcoming us in, and wished us well on our way out (I didn't notice this the first time, but the sign as you're exiting says 'Come Again') - nice touch.\n\nMy friends and I split the buckwheat pancakes with sheep ricotta and Meyer lemon braised strawberries (it was overly sweet and a bit too mushy for my taste) and egg pizza with bacon, caramelized onions and oregano, which I absolutely LOVED! I also enjoyed the coffee, which was smooth and nicely paired with my brunch pizza.\n\nI love the clean, natural ambiance, the open kitchen, the sustainable vibe. Good for the belly and soul.\n\nPS: They have an outside patio, and for you Far Side fans, there are cartoons posted on the bathroom wall. Walking distance from Downtown Berkeley BART.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "suuIf6JWTZFjSu55k7zTBA", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 8, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "N3sYrqI2J_NoslAvXUOOAw", "text": "i'm a gal that likes her meat. a lot. bloody, juicy, medium-rare to rare meat. the less PC, the better. lamb, love it. veal, delicious. sorry PETA, meat is yummy, and i eat what tastes good. i tried to be vegetarian for a while because my best friend in high school was, but that lasted a solid three months before i started cheating. with bacon cheeseburgers. \n\nthusly, a place like gather, known for its vegetarian, nay, vegan fare, was somewhere i expected to enjoy more for say, their libations. however, gather is not at all what i expected - a polished 1-2 punch of cafeteria-style dining plus bar with a menu that includes minimal lentils and leans more towards fresh, seasonal dishes that most would call \"california cuisine,\" and i call \"just plain delicious.\" the vegan charcuterie platter lives up to its reputation as an artistic and appetizing sampling of vegetables, herbs, and nuts. while gather does have some vegan options that would scare a carnivore like myself (\"cheese\" made of cashews and leeks? no thanks), there is also homemade porchetta (pork wrapped in pork belly, 'nuff said). \n\ni may never be a convert to the vegetarian revolution (bacon is too damn yummy!), but i applaud gather for their inventive preparations and creative combinations of flavor, which ensured that i didn't miss the meat at all.\n\nPS - the bar fully keeps up with the kitchen as far as imagination goes; my favorite concoction was the bee sting, a slurp-able combo of square one botanical, lemon, fresh mint, ginger, and honey syrup (but be wise; don't slurp and drive).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lYmPbq4gZm7O_a30R5hFPg", "date": "2010-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 8, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "9g8KlqNf1wSrUpyuoB19Nw", "text": "I can't believe it took me this long to try out Gather.\n\nThanks to a Daily Dishout coupon that Chuck L. had forwarded to me, the brunch pizza was on the house as long as we ordered some cocktails. No complaints there. We happily sipped our mimosas.\n\n- Brunch pizza was super - eggs, great bacon, caramelized onions as toppings. The crust was perfect. \n\n- Beautiful and relaxing interior. You just breath a nice sigh of relief when you're here, so sit back and enjoy your food and company. \n\n- Incredibly warm and friendly staff. Our server was great, but the host was so sweet. I first called in to let her know that we were running a bit late for our reservation, and she said it was no problem. When we got there, she addressed me by my name and said it was really sweet of me to call in. Oh, AND she swooped in like a hawk when a homeless guy came into the restaurant to ask my friend for change as we were sitting right by the door. Not only did she make sure our service was uninterrupted, but was also all smiles to this homeless guy when she assisted him outside. \n\nI cannot wait to be back here for lunch/dinner one of these days.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 8, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "Mqjh32aRGCEUzZ9J9eAe4g", "text": "I've been back to Gather a couple times since my last review - and was secretly hoping that they would have the fried maitake mushroom available last night when I popped in after a show at the Berkeley Rep.\n\nArriving just before 10, I was cheerfully greeted and directed to the bar in the back where the bartender was very friendly and helpful.  He let me taste some of the ingredients I had never seen in drinks before - a rhubarb liqueur and Rhuby Cubed - that rhubarb liqueur, rum, ruby red grapefruit, hopped grapefruit bitters.  It was light and refreshing, citrusy and exactly the kind of thing I would want to drink on a hot day.  I ended up selecting the \"Bronze Resistance\" which was absolutely delicious for me as a fennel fan - my friend got Corpse Reviver #2 which was really really good - I might get that next time.\n\nBack in the days when I was still a vegetarian who occasionally ate seafood when dining out - I first encountered \"Fritto Misto\" while traveling in Italy - you get a giant pile of crispy golden fried seafood - usually more than you can eat before you get your entree.  I saw that there was a vegan fritto misto with oyster mushrooms - with some fond memories of both Italian fritto misto experiences and the fried oyster mushrooms at Millennium - I ordered.\n\nWhile delicious, I have to say I was shocked that the price for 5 little pieces of fried mushrooom and squash was $12 - it should be more like $8.  The cauliflower-horseradish aoli was creamy and rich but lacked bite.  The fried bits were really crispy but the flavors didn't really come through - obviously, the onion ring was an onion - but the oyster mushrooms seemed to have lost their flavor, else I got a plate of fried squash bits only (which were like hush puppies).  I expected more mushroomy and sweet squash flavors - both seemed a bit lost to the batter.\n\nThough I was tempted to order the vegan charcuterie, it looked like they changed the formula and I wasn't as excited about it as I had been about the smoked melon and the vegan sausage on the charcuterie the last several times I had been at Gather.  \n\nInstead, I ordered the spicy tomato pizza.  Talk about Pizza-Gasm!  I recently experienced really awesome vegan pizza from Rotten City and then ordered one at home - which was satisfactory.  This pizza cost $9 less, was about the same size and was far superior (my friend agreed - having tried the RC pizza, too).\n\nThe crust was thin without being soggy and I like how the edges balloon up a bit in the oven, though they blackened a bit - the crust was crispy without being oily.  The sauce was absolutely delicious - very fresh tomato tasting, with the chile oil and chopped up capers/olives giving the whole pizza a bit of \"arrabiata\" taste to it - the only thing I might ask is for less cashew cream and more spice!\n\nWe also ordered the frites on the side - they were delicious with the outstanding house made catsup.\n\nI am really happy that Gather's menu is changing and seasonal - and that they very clearly note vegan and gluten-free options.  That saves so much work for the wait staff and helps out customers a lot.  I hope to go back for the smoked artichoke entree before it goes off the menu!\n\nService was fantastic and dining in the bar area was actually quite nice and I think less noisy than the main dining room.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RlXfOTtpgTfcisRmukrGbw", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 10, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "HgfltsssOS31wsr4cre-6g", "text": "I'm just gonna go out and say it: I really really enjoyed my time over dinner at 'Gather'; no doubt in no small measures by the company (Hi Alice, Hi Kristy , Boo Christopher !), but also by the visually pleasing and palate-satiating plates of ambrosial delights.\n\nOn a different note, I wanted to complain and ask for \"my cute waitress\" as two of my dinner companions (I won't say which two) were busy ogling at the \"cute waiter\" (their words, most definitely NOT mine).\n\nThe Pizza with radicchio, already ordered by the hungry duo before I even made my appearance, was pretty good. It was thin crust, just the way I like it, and the vegetarian toppings were really good!\n\nThe Bay Area Squids were a pleasant surprise with the fava beans making for a very deserving complement. For lack of a better description, let me, in my own novel philistine ways, describe it as a gourmet turn on the bay area favorite --- calamari rings.\n\nNext, the Potato Salad with artichoke hearts and mushrooms in blue-cheese dressing was unlike any I've had before. The three different textures and flavours played against each other beautifully. I would definitely recommend it in a heartbeat and would be having this again on my next visit.\n\nMy tummy and taste tentacles were clamouring for the cured-meats plate but alas, there was no space for it ! You can bet your last dollar that's what I'm going to have on my next visit !\n\nMy entree of choice was the \"Young Chicken under a brick\". The side, that I believe to be the hominy ragout was creamy with a smooth texture and accompanied the chicken very merrily indeedy. The leg meat was tender and succulent and even the usually dry breast meat (cue Chicken joke, please) was juicy and perfectly seasoned.\n\nThe other entrees I dug into a little was the gnocchi, and the shoestring (?) fries from the Prather Ranch Burger. The gnocchi was surprisingly light, and very tasty. It went well with the sauce and the green peas.\n\nLastly, I love love love the Pinot Grigio! But then I am a fan of sweet dessert wines (no matter the course I am indulging in) so it may not be for everyone. An aside: the Pinot Grigio I had at Becketts this weekend tasted weak and watered down; it simply did not measure up.\n\nWe skipped the dessert and hopped over to the Gelato place for my tryst with the coconut gelato --- bliss! And another Yelp review!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M3w1rv78j3nzQcJVzC-bNw", "date": "2010-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 12, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "ttccCkmeVS5PJ85uRzgYlA", "text": "A contemporary version of Chez Panisse Cafe.  Most produce and meat are raised and farmed sustainably and organically in local farms.  \n\nIf you've lived in Berkeley you know the corner of Oxford and Allston is a cursed spot for restaurants.  It feels out of the way, stuck in between downtown Berkeley and the UC Berkeley campus.   But Gather seems to have a knack for gathering both food and foodies because it gets so crowded sometimes.\n\nMy friends and I shared the wild nettle pizza, potato salad, squid and beans, roasted young chicken, gnocchi, and one friend had burger and string fries.  Everything was good, but my favorite was the gnocchi with vegetable ragout.  The gnocchi was light and fluffy unlike many other versions I have had before.  The ragout sauce had the intense and concentrated tomato flavor with greens, peas, and baby artichokes.  The chicken was juicy and tender.\n\nIn addition we had an awesome server who made us feel welcome and was attentive despite the crazy Saturday night crowd.  The open space was a little hard to have conversations in, but it conjured the ambience of  free-flowing and organic energy.  We did not feel that we were there to critique our experience, but rather to gather, have good food, and enjoy each other's company.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hGng2Oyq8YhS7l8AzUG10Q", "date": "2010-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "9xvM3mcLxhasWZ-J-2Vx7w", "text": "Gorgeously casual interior, completely New American menu with vegan friendliness, cocktail forward bar with organic spirits and a spacious outdoor patio equipped with heat lamps? Count me in.\n\nAfter tonight's visit to Gather, it's no surprise that this restaurant has received such high acclaim for its food and concept. While my group and I only sampled the pizzas, each one was as delicious as the last and for someone who detests cold pizza (just like I hate eggs or coffee gone cold), I found my last remaining slice to be totally toothsome. Shame on me for not getting to it until it lost to the powers of staying uneaten for so long. \n\nIf organic, locally produced, outdoor seating, cocktails, vegan, or just delicious matches your search, look no further.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RgDVC3ZUBqpEe6Y1kPhIpw", "date": "2010-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 9, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Np-HqD1CJdpUBWpJ4XvM2g", "text": "Out of town friends staying in Emeryville was just the excuse we needed to finally get over to Gather\n\nStarted w/ a California Pisco Sour - was an interesting take on a pisco sour - the paprika on the top gave it a weird savoriness & having just come back from Peru, I guess I was extra sensitive to anomalies\n\nBurrata w/ Pumpkin - pretty tasty but have to say this was probably something we could have all shared....wasn't good enough that I wanted to hog the whole thing for myself.  The burrata wasn't very runny-creamy & there wasn't nearly enough pumpkin - added to the fact it was pretty bland, I was hoping for something really spiced well to complliment the already-bland burrata\n\nVegan Squash Risotto - corn & potatoes all diced up together & creamy like a risotto but w/out the rice - paired w/ chick peas, zucchini & cherry tomatoes.  It was good but Sis & I weren't blown away\n\nBuddy got the Swordfish special & liked his dish a lot.  Said the fish was cooked perfectly tender & the accompanying veggies were fantastic\n\nDessert consisted of the Goat Milk Semi-Freddo w/ anise & poached Peach.  Sis said this tasted like vanilla ice cream & was hoping for a bit more goat milky richness\n\nSo overall, this was a great introduction to Gather & we'd def consider coming back. Totally kicking myself for not ordering the Vegan Charcuterie & their pizzas looked promising as well.....next time!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "37HswRimgBEf7_US-c3CDA", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BiZAzf2SAFCE0gJrX-PGFw", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 9, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "voozYrzJnIXz-SFb9aLObg", "text": "After 1 hour of trying to figure out what to wear and  1 hour of applying make-up (since I don't wear makeup)...darn it how does this eye shadow work?? HELP!!  \n\nIt was all worth it when I saw the love of my life get out of the car in his handsome grey button shirt.  I was like \"DAMM I'm a lucky woman\"!!  I know you know what I mean ladies...it's like everything is in slow motion.  As if you're watching a movie and you just stand there thinking is he really here for me?  The only thing missing was me tripping and the sudden ERRR!! Sound *stop of movie and rewind* haha\n\nAnyways, I always wanted to go to Gather.  It was one of the restaurants I bookmarked right away when I turned Vegan.  Finally I get to try it out.  We were looking pretty hot.  As we walked inside, I was impressed by the d\u00e9cor.  The vines coming down near the kitchen.  As I started looking around, I noticed \"Ummm I think we're overdressed\".  I've noticed when your dressed up nice, a lot of people like to smile at you.  I thought that was nice or maybe they were thinking...\"these idiots they didn't get the memo, jeans, shorts, t-shirts, tank tops are acceptable\".\n\nAs we sit down and look at the menu.  I realized two things...One there's A LOT of old people here (Gray hair Grandma/ Grandpa type...odd  since UC Berkeley is just down the street...*scratching my head*) and Two this place is great for Carnivores.  So if you're a mix group, definitely check this place out.  They have something for everyone.  Regardless if your Vegan or not, mostly everyone orders the Vegan Charcuterie.  It's an item you have to at least try once.  The dish changes, so if you see it in a picture it doesn't necessarily mean it will be the same the next month.  The food is good; I wouldn't say it's great, I think it's a little pricey for the amount you get.  \n\nWe also ordered the vegan pizza and it was very tasty, it had a little kick to it. I saw a lot of people on yelp order the one with an egg.  I also noticed a lot of people at the establishment were ordering it too.  I think because it's the one item on the menu you get the most bang for your buck.  \n\nIf your a meat eater than you should have no problem.  The portions for \"meat\" is very large.  Which makes no sense to me since I thought veggies are cheaper than meat.  *shrugs shoulder*\n\n\"Dear Gather owner, why can't you pile the veggies for us Vegans and Vegetarians? We would greatly appreciate it...Sincerely, Rachel\"\n\nThe seating here is very close to each other, but strangely enough we were able to have a conversation without having to raise our voice.  We enjoyed each other's company and no one tried to rush us.  This is the moment you just sit there have a cup of coffee and share a dessert and just bask in the each other's love.  \n\nOK....I know enough Rachel...can you get anymore mushy.  Hey come on!!  Let me have my moment.  \n\nNext stop Millennium...did you get that HONEY!! *hint hint*  LOL  *BIG GRIN*\n\nFYI...\nThey close the doors after lunch to open up at 5pm for dinner.\nMeter Parking available on the streets, free after 6pm\nParking Garage down the street\nVery casual establishment.\nReservation suggested", "stars": 4, "user_id": "li0zMmmX_B3j1bQo-ipG-w", "date": "2012-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0TVuBgOKmjw2hNBAQfTUMA", "text": "Nothing fancy, modest little restaurant. The food was good for the price. The combo special was a good deal. I ordered the pad Thai though, it was ok. The flavor could have been a little bit more intense.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aZm0p3DgGaxoTXgzpRrtnQ", "date": "2010-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Fshq7FzTfE_9VpGR39ovA", "text": "Their fried rice is superior than most other Thai places.\n\nLet me be honest, though. Everything is over-priced.\n\nYou might think it is worth paying as long as it is good, but...\n\nCome on. This place is next to Campus and most of their customers are poor students.\n\nIf you get a basil fried rice with extra rice, (which is not even much more rice than regular) \n\nthe total is about $9.50 just for a fried rice plate.\n\nRegular fried rice is also over $8.00...(At least a dollar or more\nexpensive than most other places)\n\nI like that they use paper container for to-go unlike most other places.\n\nIt is sad that I usually go to Chiang Lai even though I like Jasmine's fried rice better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LWI6wFVkoe2CKCyj-f7O7Q", "date": "2010-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ae462EPadC0x6WAiD0WBZg", "text": "my favorite place in northside in term of getting food. the buffet lunch is very good. \n\nif you get lucky, u'll get the server that does a REALLY good job. watching him filling my lunch order is very satisfying as he carefully fills my dishes into respected corners of the take out box, adds extra sauce from the dish on to my rice, and wipe off any sauce around the container that might make the food look messy. \n\nhis action makes me respect my lunch.\n\nbut if u get unlucky, then u get good food that is slapped into a box. it happened to me today. sadness. it's just not the same when it is not handled with care.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iOO0Ye0mT1oIqqQVEjsOBg", "date": "2008-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AKNGVJNGbsaL_8NYRJ1zuA", "text": "It's a little overpriced for what you get.  It's not very fresh.  I agree with Josh K, the people who own and run this place are incredibly sweet.  I go here for the convenience (fast, close to campus) and the RED RICE.  Yeah, I get red or brown rice every time I want to justify a greasy thai meal.  It makes me feel like I'm making a healthy decision.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "969PjWLkEmIGbQttLq8XYA", "date": "2009-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bCWxMUV3X0DrFZZDYtR5hA", "text": "I eat at Jasmine Thai quite a bit. Their lunch buffet is always really good and their spring rolls rock the party. Folks from school meet there often. Good neighborhood vibe, and I've never been disappointed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3aU32mIYzBLHd6zkgIuhpw", "date": "2008-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FOTlvc_sItKSXeFd2kzzww", "text": "I'm quite frankly surprised at the negative reviews.  I think that the food is way better than the much praised Cha Am and much cheaper than many full service places.  The lunch buffet is good, cheap, plentiful, and fast (in and out in under 30 minutes).  For $6-$8 I really don't think you can expect better. \n\nI haven't ordered much from the full service menu but that too was fast and good.  I especially appreciate the fresh and perfectly cooked vegetables.  (And I love that they use real straw mushrooms rather than just tired-out-sliced- up regular ones.)  The pumpkin curry is particularly good.  Check it out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EUCtY_lQ86Kn1Revup3t4Q", "date": "2008-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gbR7S2haM-tSEG_FkE4NRg", "text": "Seeing as I work right next to the Euclid strip, I'm not left with a lot of exciting choices on my lunch break. For this Jasmine gets points just for being a non-sandwich place close by.\n\nThe food is neither remarkable nor cheap, and there's been chicken in my veggie plates more than once. The people behind the counter are friendly, though, and they've got some nice bottled drinks (yerba mate!) so I'm never really disappointed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o2kQadTslz2YPdN5wBOHbw", "date": "2008-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H8GcLkeE7Jy9Qtt0sSru0Q", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 3\nService: 4\n\nI came here for their lunch special one time, and I was somewhat disappointed. Their food was okay, but the price was a tad higher than I would have liked, given the quality. Also, there's not much seating inside, and the hallway you order food in is very narrow. Also, the lines during lunch can be quite long. All in all, it was okay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Io98RjuB5soD93s7wpig_w", "text": "Finally, a place that has lasted longer than 6 months in that space on the northside. It is not a bad option for a quick meal. There are a few preset items you can quickly order for lunch. They also give you the option of black rice which is a good change of pace. The prices are reasonable, about $7 for a two-item lunch with rice. While the food is not exceptional, it is not too greasy and the spices are balanced. I like the pumpkin chicken and the green beans & tofu. \r\n\r\nRemember to bring some cash. They do not take credit cards, and they charge a small fee for using your debit/ATM card. There is a Bank of America ATM nearby on campus at the Terrace Cafe.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JkYyN2zY1VLDzVh0A85HVQ", "text": "Although I liked the flavors, they give very little portions. My boyfriend and I were going to share the lunch special (3 items with rice for ~$9), but it was barely enough for one person. We had red rice with green curry, green beans with chili, and basil chicken. I liked the green curry the best, but again, it was a very small spoon of it.  \n\nThe actual restaurant was very small. I found myself very carefully navigating down the aisle so that I wouldn't accidentally hit the person at the next table as I was getting up. \n\nOn the upside, it was fast. I don't think I'll go back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KvYtokmQAGaym9AF1Qqn6A", "date": "2010-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jLAbu4G-nRSByfpFc1tmSA", "text": "The food at Jasmine Thai is definitely the best Thai food near the north side of the Berkeley campus--their lunch specials are very tasty (the Pad Thai and the green beans in particular), and their Pad Se Ew is great. You don't have to wait long for your food if you order at lunch, which is a great bonus for those of us who only have 30-minute lunch breaks.\n\nThe downside to Jasmine is that it simply doesn't have enough room. Waiting for your food can be quite an experience, as there is little room to stand or sit to wait and people are constantly squeezing by you to get to the tiny dining area. Finding a seat during lunchtime can be difficult to impossible, and sometimes your table can be intruded upon by people asking to share (I found this to be uncomfortable).\n\nBut the food is cheap, tasty, and fast--three things I value highly on my lunch break!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QCTDMx5zXmu14JrZxbVhnQ", "date": "2007-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KeuShQ9ezwkbRPKJJEoEiA", "text": "I've walked past this restaurant multiple times before but I never had a chance to take a look inside until today.\n\nJasmine Thai offers an assortment of standard Thai dishes and surprisingly, a selection of both vegetarian and vegan options. They also have specials posted outside the door and quite a bit of beverage options. Dishes are pretty cheap price-wise, although there are better Thai restaurants in the Berkeley area that charge at the same price.\n\nI ordered the Beef Pad See-Ew and a Thai Iced Tea. The Pad See-Ew didn't appeal to me as anything out of the ordinary; if at all, a bit bland. The noodles were plain and didn't have as much flavor as I expected, and the beef was slightly overcooked. Regarding the Thai Iced Tea, it actually tasted pretty good. The drink was just right - not overly sweet and not too much tea flavor. There aren't many other places on the north side of campus where you can order Asian-style drinks, and if you're looking for something to quench your thirst, try here. The food is fine, but as I said before, you can find better quality Thai restaurants in the area charging the same dishes at the same price.\n\nThe restaurant usually isn't crowded, and almost every time I pass by the restaurant is empty. Even so, they cook their dishes quite fast, so if you need something quick or on the go you can always stop by here. Jasmine Thai also sells bottled beverages and pre-made buns - perfect if you want a quick snack.\n\nThe food is decent, but if you prefer a place to sit down and enjoy your dinner, try a different Thai restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kfx4iNKWfp3nB9krNNA2vg", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lJmumAOnAxYlCgW_xWoucg", "text": "I love Thai food, and this little hole-in-the-wall is as good as I've found in Berkeley - much better quality and taste than any of the bigger Thai restaurants on Shattuck (avoid Cha-am!). I would rather go to Jasmine Thai than any other place around, simply because nothing beats the flavor when Thai food is done right.\n\nOrganic thai ice tea with soy milk?? Yes! Vegan green curry with eggplant? My favorite. The pad thai is very good, too, very authentic, not sticky-sweet, actually the pad thai is the best that I've had anywhere. Very nice with a little key lime slice on the side. Vegetarian yellow curry with onions... mmmm..... and tofu with peanut sauce and a big helping of steamed spinach and broccoli.  Can you tell I'm a regular? I haven't tried any of their seafood or meat dishes, but those are available as well.\n\nAt Jasmine Thai the menu items are separated between meat, vegetarian, and vegan. All the vegetables are always very fresh and prepared well, steamed but not overcooked. Each meal comes with choice of white rice or red rice for 50 cents more. The red rice is amazing - hearty, nutritious, and very flavorful - I like the flavor better than brown rice.\n\nI also love that there is filtered water, big plus. After you order you go and pick up your own flatware/chopsticks and water, and it always makes me happy to pour myself a glass of filtered water, as most restaurants serve their customers tap water. I can really taste the difference.\n\nPrices are very reasonable. Two adult dinners and one thai iced tea to share rings in under $20. Lunch for one is around $6.\n\nDuring the daytime hours, Jasmine Thai has a very fresh buffet where you can order one, two, or three items for a tiered price. At night you can order at the register from their menu, and your food will be served to you at your table. Or you can call in an order ahead of time (or order there to go). It's never taken more than ten minutes for my food - service is usually very prompt.\n\nThe atmosphere is not such for a hot date, unless you have a cool \"Mr. Big showing Carrie the best Chinese food in the city\" kind of affair. Not too many tables, mainly college kids ordering take-out and a few sitting and eating meals while they study.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8ZuY7vm3eUoz6q_jk6aTRQ", "date": "2010-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MDDrT2jgf7_ZLqi5Z4Vciw", "text": "Been her a few timed over the years.  It was around the corner from where I lived and the food and price is comparable to the other Thai place around the corner in the Asian Ghetto.\n\nWhile the food isn't spectacular, they do have one item on their lunch menu that I always have to get when I'm here, and that is the son-in-law egg. It's basically fried hard boiled eggs with tofu and a tamarind sauce over rice.  If it wasn't for this dish, I'd be giving this place two stars.\n\nWhen I'm here for dinner I usually opt for the BBQ chicken (it's not really BBQ chicken, they really should think of a different name for it, like Thai Chicken or something).  If you like rice, the upgrade to the sticky rice.  It's worth the extra money.\n\nBottom line, I'd would only go here if I was craving some Thai but was too lazy to walk down to Shattuck, where the better Thai restaurants are", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eB6I3JcHJg_AVf2a5G7suA", "date": "2011-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rtv4F1-0a5Q-XFqnDOJzDg", "text": "WOW\n\nFood so ridiculously terrible I am completely amazed that this place is still open.  This will be your cup of tea if you like food that looks and tastes like it was made yesterday and left out overnight.\n\nI was embarrassed to be seen walking out of this place, disgusted at myself for even trying two bites of the crusty, atrocious noodles, and ultimately regretting that I didn't try to get my money back.\n\nIt's one thing to have a bad meal and decide you're not going back, but its another thing to have it be so bad that you have to go somewhere else to get food you can actually eat.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "t5RDOWoD_OZxL5Rh36Bfxg", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "shKqvxMNNV395hBU5YZAAA", "text": "Go for lunch, their buffet is solid. I usually get \"double basil\" - basil eggplant tofu, and basil chicken, on red rice if I'm feeling rich. They have raised prices due to hard times and red rice, which used to be free, is now 50c extra.\n\nI've never bothered to go for dinner and the style of the restaurant just does not fit with a sit down dinner place.\n\nThe people who run it are really nice though! It is a husband and wife (or at least a significant-other) team.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Lb37hatAjI3fgHEh2lMNEw", "date": "2008-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-sUQA1nBxlgKvGHJUjKYww", "text": "Among the many restaurants on Euclid and Hearst across the street from the North Side of the UC Berkeley Campus, this is a great place to eat.\n\nThey have several vegetarian and vegan options and they have separate menus for vegetarian and vegan meals (I love it when places do this).  \n\nThey have yellow, green, and red curries, which have various levels of spiciness.  I've only tried their vegan yellow curry tofu which is mild and tastes pretty good. Their vegan crunchy tofu is also quite good.  \n\nThe main reason I don't here more often than I do is their prices (Expect to pay between $7 and $8.50 for lunch)\n\nThis place is really close to where I work and has a pretty good selection of vegan items, which is why I'm willing to pay slightly more than I typically would to eat here.  But if you're not restricted to the North Side of campus, I'd suggest trying Thai Basil, which has slightly better quality food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hrE9MD3B6QWvp2-DngGGPQ", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tfvOTKg5MQnTtmaTlVYeCg", "text": "Good for fast thai food, although the prices are a little steep.  This is one of only a few decent restaurants that stays open into the evening and doesn't just serve the Cal lunch crowd.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rV7HQfBR5GnFlJ4LNfLF0Q", "date": "2009-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u1VeKKGih08M7Yn-k9i-uA", "text": "This place gets the job done. \n\nAverage food, average price, average service. The standout is definitely the chicken pumpkin curry. And unless you have tons of time to spare, don't order anything that isn't a special.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "axOvHpqILKp44mackBz_NA", "date": "2011-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vgDWtWX2vdqIe_KkL4oLxQ", "text": "i just ate here for lunch. I had actually never been on the north side of campus, so I decided to walk up and check it out. There were a couple places to choose from--Hummingbird Cafe, Stuffed Inn, etc-- and I basically picked Jasmine Thai at random. \n\nIt's a pretty small place, with most of the seating in the back of the restaurant. Nothing fancy at all, but I definitely didn't get a dirty or unclean vibe.\n\nI ordered a Pad Thai with Prawns (I know, pretty unoriginal thing to order, but you might as well test the waters with the Thai staples first before getting into something more complex). I was expecting it to come from a hot plate given the price point (only around $7.50), but the lady actually took the time to make it fresh. And she took the extra 3 seconds to bring it out to where I was sitting, not just slap it up on the bar for me to pick it up.  \n\nAll in all, it was pretty delicious. I have a feeling this will be a definite regular lunch stop for me once school starts back up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3ik7P4oh2_HF6twSOb3y-Q", "date": "2008-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vLccF2fP77cjvxkaa8nqGg", "text": "not the best, not the worst, typical thai resto in berkeley", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iUTkWnC_vZet9WSpS6Vekw", "date": "2011-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WbHlkf1kH91BFs-ZmGoKKg", "text": "I went there to lunch a couple of times and I felt in love in their red rice. They made the best rice I have had, and coming from a Thai, this is very rare. \n\nThe entrees need a bit of variety though. I love their tofu n eggplants, son-in-law eggs, and tofu w/ string beans. I have never tried the curry because I dislike the way they put broccoli and carrots in curry. It's just not right for Thai curry. \n\nPricewise, it is more expensive than other places in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K6EsZ2Vwr46gy43cC0I-xw", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x3APXU_vjMMMrC_i7EyrLw", "text": "I would recommend  Jasmine Thai for lunch, as it's quick, inexpensive and tasty. On your left as you enter the door are about eight heated trays of various Thai dishes already prepared, from which you choose one, two or three items, rice included for about 6 to 9 dollars. A Thai couple seems to run the place, with the man doing the cooking. You pay her at the end of the \"buffet\" line and take one of about a dozen tables in the narrow but pleasant space. While it's not exactly a romantic place, it's relaxing and fun to talk with friends. About three quarters of the  tables were full around lunch time. I ordered all meatless dishes: eggplant, tofu green curry, and tofu yellow curry. The curries were great with fresh veggies added. I wasn't wild about the brown gravy that the eggplant was soaked in, but you may like it. If you enjoy a simple Thai lunch with the UC folks, it's worth a visit to see what you think.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QA-2c21ZLR-__sfcm9ANrA", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XA05Y90qG-j_QhsxcpNkGw", "text": "If you find yourself on the northside of Berkeley, Jasmine is the best Thai food you will find. It has quite a good selection and almost everything I've had there was good. The staff is very friendly and the restaurant is clean. It can get a little busy sometimes, but thats true of any good food place.\n\nI recommend the pumpkin curry and panang beef on red rice!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pB4vDvrU0yFle_aGK2tq_Q", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XsPG5txJH8kLKq2qqCNlfQ", "text": "I go here for lunch.  6 selection of precooked trays for lunch hour combos.  It's fast and decent.  Bit pricey & some what small portion, but tasty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9bWXc9uc1xB1EWI-o1FaNg", "date": "2009-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y6mH41OR-hPgu8Y413EGOQ", "text": "Really yummy and really fast! For a quick lunch that is healthy, fresh and tasty, I'd recommend this place. The prices are a bit high (7-8 clams for lunch) but I feel that you get what you pay for. It's delicious and doesn't give you a grease-coma.\n\nI've ordered the green curry with chicken and the yellow curry with chicken. PERFECT portion sizes. Not too much, not too little -- I always finish everything on my plate and feel perfectly full. They also provide red rice, which is extremely tasty and appears to be whole grain. The vegetables are fresh, and when you sit inside you can see down into the kitchen that prepares the food -- a very clean and cheery place!\n\nNote: I would recommend dining in -- this ensures you get the fresh stuff. They have a little to-go area in the front, but I think those items are microwaved for speed. If you sit inside, the food comes out pretty quickly and it's really fresh.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VueESJMRC5QAVVIEKHdXjA", "date": "2012-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YnlecE-fTAw-5UVuZFGH9w", "text": "The son-in-law eggs are their specialty, and that's lucky for me.  Hard-boiled eggs and tofu in a sweet sauce, perfect over some red rice.  You can also choose between various curries and pad thai for their excellent lunch special - one, two, or three items, plus rice, for under 10 bucks.  It's great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2008-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZhzmUSHKpyCcjCrPXtrp-g", "text": "Summary based on 1 lunch:\n--My standard test lunch for dining solo of Tom Yum noodle soup wasn't that great.  It did have scallops, rarely seen, but no ground pork, no bean sprouts, no coriander. No discernible citrus.\n--service just ok\n--Restaurant was cold.  Waitress said there was no heat.\n--Pricey.  Paid $11 with tip for what's usually around $9\n--Parking limited without a UC parking pass.  If you have one there's a huge lot nearby.\n--rest room was better than average\n--ad supported free wifi didn't work out\n--seating area not that large.  Probably not suitable for groups.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0PGQWRDjFDhvnGkipBG_wQ", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zM_Jdcy9XrRQlliMeMGCRw", "text": "Occasionally I get obsessed with a certain meal and try to have it everywhere I go. Right now I am all about Tom Kha Gai, an amazing coconut milk soup with chicken and mushrooms, flavored with lemongrass, ginger, and galangal. So I had time to kill and thought I would try Jasmine Thai's version. It was... Not good. There wasn't a single piece of ginger, lemongrass, or galangal in the whole dish, so I'm guessing they used dried spices and probably a decent amount of sugar to (poorly) approximate the taste. The soup was really watery, not creamy-- the white color could have been achieved with cornstarch, not coconut milk, for all I can tell.  It also contained random things like baby corn and cherry tomatoes, and the chicken was dry. It is cheaper than Racha Cafe on Southside, but it's so bad that I'd much rather spend the extra money at Racha, which has the best Tom Kha Gai I've had so far. The only reason this got more than one star is that the lunch specials looked pretty good and others seemed to enjoy them, so I'm guessing it's just the soup that is utter crap.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cIz1tHIDjKAbDlXqmZyhKw", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sF1WSWiJfr30wA0qajU8Aw", "text": "Food and service is okay.  The place is small and tight.  I do believe their food has a more Asian taste than other Thai places, so if you want a more Asian Thai place, that would be the place to go.  To conclude, this place is okay, not a bad place to go for lunch if you are around the area, but otherwise, go somewhere else.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yR5Y00reinrRNxbUoBrWZg", "text": "I could have sworn I wrote a scathing review about this place back in August after getting seriously ill from some food from here.  A group in our department had a Friday lunch catered by Jasmine Thai and while the food was tasty, I was laid up on the couch for half the weekend feeling like I had been shot with a tranquilizer dart.  NOT that I have first hand experience with that.  I'm usually just the one shooting the darts.  If by shooting the darts you mean making paper airplanes.\n\nI guess in that food-poisioning-induced trance I forgot to spread the word.  Some sort of MSG mind trick, I suppose.\n\nMany moons having passed since that incident, I decided to give their food another try yesterday.  It wasn't exactly worth the money for the hot lunch tray items, unless you think a giant pile of mostly rice is worth $6.  And, surprise surprise, I ended up with a terrible headache and felt like not-a-million-bucks the rest of the day.  Worst restaurant in the North Gate area by far.  Even La Burrita doesn't make me feel ill EVERY time I eat there.  As Meatloaf said, \"two out of three ain't bad.\"", "stars": 1, "user_id": "G5aocoJI7nIXfZDtaJF7xQ", "date": "2008-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2twqSXmoHIv4XRrHHRWbKQ", "text": "Pretty decent selection of precooked trays for daily lunch hour combos.  When I was on my vegetarian streak, this was the place to go because they have tasty veggie options.  My favorite is the eggplant tofu.  \n\nPortion size is just enough to fill the average person and not put you over the top.  If you're looking for larger potion sizes, go to the Thai place in the northside asian ghetto (They too have a lunch combo special; about the same prices for more food, but slightly inferior in quality).\n\nSometimes there's a long line out the door during those peak lunch hours but it goes fairly fast.  Still definitely a quick eats kinda place: Thai on the go!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3nmFISFfPTOBtSZmrTkFfA", "text": "Nice place for lunch. 2 items deal is good - also superfast. For dinner, its  a bit pricey but arguably one of the few healthy food places on euclid. \n\nFor six years, I have mostly ordered for take-out here but staff are quite friendly.  The place is small but usually quite. \n\nComparing with all other places on Euclid, I give them credits for mainly two things: being superfast at lunch as well as serving reasonably okay thai food. They sure are priced a bit high.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-_DUA4PliOkq6436yJpk5g", "date": "2011-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bk317FlSfn2_2NirXTnSZQ", "text": "My go-to place for Thai food during lunch. They have around 9 pre-made trays of food for lunch combos. Dishes start from $6 and go up depending on the number of entrees you choose. I also tried ordering off the dinner menu (during dinnertime) and much preferred the lunch entrees.\n\nThey handled my catering order for $450 worth of food very professionally. And gave me a free thai iced tea when I placed the order!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "viJ8xKJo9GUnInNYF9qoTA", "date": "2010-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fa3JOHwYHI1FaVwNxqSd2g", "text": "Good, quick take-out.  Buffets usually freak me out but this one doesn't.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9flQa-l4e_AjOl_lMyW80w", "date": "2009-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KeCAgG8mAuRbrvTREjJfag", "text": "They have the best coconut ice cream! I love getting their fried banana and coconut ice cream.\n\nOther than that, pretty standard, but convenient if you're a vegetarian or a vegan (they have whole vegan selection).\n\nIt's not that great, it's not that cheap, but I like their Yellow Curry Tofu.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bP3d8owFQT795t3Vdv2c2g", "date": "2009-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YMSwPhmJmlZp1L6WUVwUfw", "text": "I'm not sure if I really want to review this place, or any place on or near the Euclid x Hearst, hence north gate of UC berkeley.\nI ate here couple of times for lunch. Not bad compared to other food joints in the neighboorhood. I particularly like their thai iced tea. Not too sweet, just right.\nLunch combo is a bargain, and I like the fact they serve red rice, as well as white rice. \nBe aware, if you're not a big eater. One order of lunch combo will last until lunch the next day. Big portion.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jvK7f87WFpnfUwBjhMpDsg", "date": "2008-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZokXzETMC3RBKa5RX7Y_Dg", "text": "Maybe it is better for lunch?\n\nWent to Jasmine Thai with some friends for a late-night dinner.\nI was starving and even then the food still seemed a bit disappointing. \n\nWe ordered the crab meet noodles, the pad see ew noodles, and the eggplant tofu.\n\nThe crab noodles were one of the daily specials, and they were a decent dish. They had real crab meet and a tasty sweet house sauce. Unfortunately, the portion was not too big and they were devoured  quickly by the group. The egg plant tofu was also good. It was spicy and seasoned with Thai basil. \n\nThe big disappointment was the pad see ew. The noodles were dry and mushy/ They were clearly not made fresh and just reheated from earlier in the day. Every Thai restaurant should always deliver on the stapes, and this dish was a huge miss.\n\nThe restaurant was empty, so service was fast. (Probably too fast because it resulted in reheated noodles) Maybe if you come by at lunch you will get fresh ones. \n\nThere are only a couple of Thai places on northeast campus, so you might have to eat here to satisfy your craving. You might get a satisfying dish or you might get a dud.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GdgZoUINXqBRYT6mzqg7Tg", "text": "Wanted: quality Thai food, minus the overdose of MSG/salt enough to put me in a coma.\n\nI've been here three times for lunch, all for the quick lunch combo that comes with rice and 1-3 entrees.\nFirst try: thought the eggplant tofu was delicious.  Portion was big enough to have leftovers for lunch the next day.  (Yea, I get full fast.)  I was young and naive...might have considered four stars.\n\nSecond try: had eggplant tofu with some other entree.  Again, enough for leftovers for next day's lunch.  Felt like a three-star place.\n\nThird time's the charm? Methinks not.  Going after the lunch rush, I got a better flavor for the place.  I didn't get a very pleasant vibe from the staff - they even asked for my flimsy plastic fork back when I sat my to-go order down at a table.  This was just really odd.  I apparently ordered the bottom of the red rice barrel, and got a disproportionate amount of rice as compared to the eggplant tofu and chicken basil I ordered.  The chicken basil had an oddly off-putting aftertaste to it, and the chicken pieces looked like scraps.  There was a really weird drain a few feet from our table that spurted an extremely unappealing slosh of water every few minutes...gross.  I guess these are the details you don't notice when the place is packed and loud.\nThe last straw was when I had my leftovers for dinner today (stuck at work late), and I felt like I had eaten spoonfuls of salt.  About ten gallons of water later, I think two doses of Jasmine Thai is just too much for one day.\n\nAll this and my wallet was about ten bucks lighter...not worth the quality.  Next time I'll go for a healthier sandwich at Stuffed or the other asian offerings at the ghetto.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pRmwJ6jt3ClpH4JIaAF0yA", "date": "2010-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mnDxl6xxvCmJ3E0cd312aw", "text": "I have been to this place for dinner twice.  Both times have been pretty bad.  The first time I got take out and was disappointed with the price and quality of the food.  The second time, I made the mistake of dining in.\n\n- The service is terrible.  They brought me my food to my table, but they did not bring water or silverware.  You are also expected to bus your own table.\n- The food quality is low.  While not terrible, it is definitely cheap and mass produced.  They also give you very little.  I ordered the BBQ chicken and was served two thin slices of chicken on a plateful of rice.\n- The price is not as cheap as you would expect.  For $8 or so I would expect some real service or some decent food or at least a reasonable volume.  This place gives you none of the above.\n\nThe one kid who was working at the registers was very nice so I feel guilty leaving this one star review, but a smile and small talk can't make up for the basics.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qyIE6r87eRa2kB2B-5tVeA", "text": "Solid place for thai lunch. They have a \"buffet\" where you can order one, two or three things and they put it on a good bed of rice. Very good selection of veggie options with lots of tofu. \n\nWeird layout and really loud. Hard to get a seat during the rush! \n\nWill be returning, but not too much:  this $6 meal is 3 soups at Stuffed Inn..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Wds_aPj1F1Nip8wOG-lEoQ", "date": "2007-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w10v5kWB-vF7w8Y48jxD_w", "text": "Wholly disappointing. I came here for lunch because Stuffed Inn had their usual ridiculously long line coming out of the building. The lunch specials are between $5.50 and $7 for rice and a choice of 1-3 entrees.\n\nFood at Thai eateries usually have a rich flavor, but this place's green tofu curry and chicken basil was flavorless aside from the spiciness of the chili. It was just watery, spicy meat-and-veggies plopped atop soggy rice.\n\nWith competition like this, it's really no surprise that places like Stuffed Inn and even La Burrita can continue to attract large crowds during lunch hour on Northside.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2007-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pW21lv7XNwBCrs4dhoVcFg", "text": "1.75 stars.\n\nSo, I've been craving some Thai food ever since a colleague of mine brought some to a study session for the group.  She got it from Thai Noodle on Shattuck, and it was delicious.  However, since I was at the top of campus, I did not feel like walking all the way down to Thai noodle.  On top of that, I'm not really sure what the dishes were that she got.  Anyway, so I decided to try Jasmine Thai.\n\nI ordered the Cashew Bean Curd dish.  It was pretty good/ok, about a 3 star dish.  I also got a Thai iced tea with organic soy milk, which was absolutely awesome.  However, while sitting down to eat I started looking over the reviews on Yelp for this place on my iphone.  I noticed one individual who commented that they had gotten food poisoning from here.  I didn't think anything of it.  Probably just an individual experience, and nothing to worry about, right?  Wrong!  I totally got sick a couple of hours after eating here.  My stomach was jacked up for a good two days.  \n\nSo, while the food was decent - it was definitely a solid 3 stars in the taste department- it's not cool to get sick after eating out somewhere, which is what knocks this review of Thai Jasmine down to 1.75 stars.   \n\nThe extra .75 is for the friendliness of the people working there.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "TFK6tqzPFpy7kKRZBCo2AA", "date": "2010-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PXu2s7H9P21NSmGaJgRUcg", "text": "All I can say is Pumpkin Curry! If you go for no other reason, it should be for the pumpkin curry, which is tasty and will warm you up on a cold rainy day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2010-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Ld-P-37jqtD9FKOcnSJROw", "text": "I ate at Jasmine Thai at least twice a week for all of last semester and almost always from the ready-made food. I dug the red rice. I dug the not too spicy for my impossibly wussy taste buds yellow curry with tofu. I dug the friendly server and cashier. But why I am I writing a review now? Because my spring semester dining companion went to JT without me (how could you!?) and an employee said \"How have you been? How is your friend? We have her sunglasses.\" It is now October. The last time I went there was MAY, freakin' 5 months ago. I had forgotten I  ever owned those sunglasses. Sure enough, I stopped by and they had my glasses up by the register (coated in 5 months of dust and cheap-food grease) but they were there none the less. Three stars for reliably decent food (ooo! try the black rice pudding for dessert! mmm...) but five stars and a round of applause for dedication to customer service and the best memory in the ENTIRE world. Maybe Thai food is the next gingko biloba.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ui-l_Z8SWZOKmsNhvmm4dQ", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Lr9NlqOS_6iW037604Y7A", "text": "A simple Thai lunch place close to the North Gate that serves tasty and fairly authentic meals for reasonable prices. Don't expect to be floored by the food, but don't expect your tummy to hurt after your meal either.  I  appreciate the fact that the people that work here are actually Thai  (I can hear them talking in the kitchen, and better yet understand!) as I've been to one too many restaurants where the language from the kitchen is not Thai. The place also has the aroma of a true Thai kitchen (like my momma's) and the decor includes a portrait of the revered king as well as the requisite Thai elevator, oops, I meant restaurant, music. I feel at home.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ml9EY3cA-8np9D9h5v9sqA", "date": "2006-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2H5gDkoeM-TFHreGPmDzgA", "text": "I've only been here once, and I don't think I'll be back again\n\nThe Pad Thai tasted like soy sauce noodles, and I had to try to take bites just to get it down.  The Thai tea was good, but how do you mess that up?\n\nHonestly for that amount of money, I would have rather went to La Val's or something to get a few slices.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "A4139SAw7k50ehBeEp5duQ", "date": "2011-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Anb5pMq0nJfPEiWI9vT4Qg", "text": "The entree menu is quite repetitive-I came here 3-4 times on random occasions and remembered seeing the same entrees every time.  I will let the statistics speak for itself.\n\nThe quality of the food was ok, but the tastes was not up to my Thai standard..i.e. the dishes definitely lack Thai characteristics.  For example, the level of the spiciness and the taste was way off and the texture of the curry was not quite right.  However, I had to admit that they had good brown rice.  Thai iced tea, bun, or anything else that was not entree were not great and tasted really bland.  Don't waste your money on it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kbkNfNXNDoczfSpV61O6zA", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VnvK4jbO7QED_UBSvKql6w", "text": "Jasmine makes it possible for me to wake up at 12:40, eat a filling and sufficiently exciting meal, and still make it to my 1 o'clock class.\n\nFor them, I'm going to create a new evaluative point for restaurants; let's call it factor C.  And we'll define this factor C thusly:\n\nC=(goodness of food on a 1-10 scale) / [(divergence, in feet, from the route I would be walking if I didn't eat anything) x (time it takes, in seconds, to get and pay for food)] - (price of food in USD)\n\nIt so happens that Jasmine Thai has the highest factor C of any restaurant on earth.\n\nTwice or thrice a week, I walk in and utter all of six words (seven if I'm very hungry)... Not one minute later, I'm crossing the street onto the UC campus while shoveling Panang beef into my mouth with a plastic fork.\n\nI give them four stars and not five as a result of my best attempts to block out my bias.  Factor C aside, Jasmine is good but certainly not the best Thai around, and if I were to move neighborhoods or stop going to school here I would probably return only for sentimental reasons.  But for all those who lead UC-centered lives and live on Northside, this place gets an easy five stars.\n\n*Recommended items: iced coffee; crab noodles, basil chicken", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nTtPQ4-wBLQuY_c_UJNVNg", "date": "2008-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2kUkWzJuGsZROJ7gSqXExg", "text": "Very adequate food at a very reasonable price. The layout is very awkward, though. You queue, order and pay right by the door. This means that the people done with the queuing, ordering, paying and eating have to squeeze through in between the wall and the people still queuing, ordering and paying.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2007-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BJKIoQa5N2T_oDlLVf467Q", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "lQlCIA-or8XmTJKfmstiHw", "text": "Northside Berkeley sucks ass for good food options, but Jasmine Thai is certainly an exception.\n\nNestled in a tiny slot on Euclid, Jasmine has managed to break the curse of that location by staying open for more than 6 months.  I noticed right away that unlike every other owner, they stopped using the front reheater and almost exclusively cooked everything to order.  The menu options offer a good variety of the usual Thai favorites (Pad Thai, Chicken Satay) and House Specials that often involve seafood.  The service is friendly, prompt, and (again, unlike previous owners) clean.\n\nWhen considering the limited options available on that tiny strip of commerce, there's really only Bongo Burger, Top Dog, and Hummingbird Cafe to go with.  LaVal's used to be the best, but now it's either shit or god awful, depending on how little the server cares.  La Burrita serves the worst \"mexican food\" you'll ever eat in your life.  The weird Korean BBQ/Asian Vegitarian place is bland at best.  Around the block there's a food court that should be condemned (barring Top Dog) and the rest of the street is soup n' sandwich joints.\n\nJasmine is a gem amongst gravel.  I routinely order their Pad See Ew and Chicken in Garlic sauce with a side of eggrolls.  The eggrolls are absolutely fantastic - so much so I got a friend who hates eggrolls to dog mine once I forced them to try one (use the dipping sauce!)  Their prawns are shelled and picked so you can just eat them down.  You can get anything to go and they never forget to give you all you need (sauces, utensils, napkins, etc.).  Often I'll order on my way home and pick it up before I get there - that's a 15 minute walk, so we're talking fast cookin'.\n\nIf you're looking for a tasty bite to eat north of campus - GO HERE!  You won't be disappointed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MtJpkMJ1edE_Q0ec8cmxVQ", "date": "2006-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0SkjFv9y2iAtR98bPiWaTA", "text": "Not many places for good breakfast in the Berkeley area. This is my fall back hangover restaurant. Nothing beats sitting on their patio, drinking fresh squeezed OJ, having their fruit topped pancakse or their lunch menu after a night out. The prices are reasonable but they tend to be pretty busy on the weekends. Remember to go early otherwise, be prepared to wait in line with all the hung over people", "stars": 4, "user_id": "O14B42uWvjNWQgKbxpWxuQ", "date": "2009-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0TaFoqsWvSdrj9NTuajGfw", "text": "Cafe Durant is a great place for brunch. The food is homey and filling, and the pancakes (all kinds, but my favorite is the banana chocolate) is SO FREAKING GOOD. The crepes and scrambled eggs/omelettes are good as well, and it's always nice to eat on the balcony/patio on a nice sunny, lazy Sunday.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tgl0lW-pRWi8DbbwCp82sg", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "15ayvWPp4rOJMgAQnEa5Ww", "text": "I've only ever gone to this place for breakfast, so I can't say anything about lunch or dinner, but overall, I feel that this place wouldn't be my first pick. \n\nThe breakfast combos/entrees are roughly $10, plus or minus $3. I always get the sundeck combos since they have variety, like eggs+ potatoes+ fruit, etc. But I've tried a good number, and it's pretty substandard.\n\nTheir french toast is more like plain dry toast, with powdered sugar on top. The omelets look like you could've made it better yourself, and a waste of my $10 bucks if you ask me. I might as well go ask a freshman to swipe me into Cafe 3, the dining common right down the street, which makes delicious, fresh, loaded omelets right in front of your eyes. The eggs benedict looks and tastes like a McMuffin. The crepes are dripping with oil (butter?), and kinda small. \n\nThe Mexican food garners the two stars for this place, since number one, the horchata is DELICIOUS (just the right amount of cinnamon-y sweetness ^^ ), and number two, it has a self serve salsa bar. Those always get me. Yummy yummy fresh salsa. \n\nThe burritos, enchiladas are alright, not great, and the beans and rice look like they're been scooped right out of a can, but still, I'd go for their Mexican food, than other \"American\" breakfast item. \n\nBut their daily specials (i.e. Taco Tuesdays) and Happy Hour prices are ridiculously cheap, so I'll still come back to try those.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ECiEtWCgiorfje2BUArMg", "text": "I tried this place after hearing some of my friends recommend it. God, I would not come here again. I ordered the steak burrito and it was really gross. They put guac and salsa all over my burrito, thus making eating it extremely hard and messy. The meat also tastes kind of weird - definitely not fresh. I kind of lost my appetite and took the other half home, and now it is all soggy.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Y9vuQe9Su4gUSb2P1yRY5A", "date": "2010-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1iADM18XaVbj1trhKLhHVA", "text": "This is the ultimate place for delicious food and hearty portions...it's great for breakfast/lunch/dinner/late dinner...whenever.  I've gone here for breakfast more than any other time I've been in Berkeley and every time, I have left full and happy.  If you are craving pancakes, crepes, french-fried potatoes, omelettes, breakfast burritos, and any other Mexican-style breakfast dishes, this places serves up the best and the presentation of their dishes is also definitely worth mentioning.  Come hungry and you will leave happy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RrhS7NTw8iU9UW_iNjnAcw", "date": "2011-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1YoG-rEWCP1lGKhEfTH20g", "text": "i love breakfast foods and i love cheap food. cafe durant is great - i got the sundeck combo and it made me pretty full. i don't really like their homefries very much, but that might have been because i was so excited to eat the rest of the meal. their fruit pancake is WONDERFUL. one of the best yet. their french toast is small but good. their omelettes are pretty good too. there's tons of veggies in it, tons of fruit in the pancake - i like how it doesn't feel like they are skimping. we sat outside, which was ok because it wasn't sunny, but i don't know what i would do if it were raining. it seems pretty crowded inside. the service is average. we bussed our own tables but i have seen people bus tables for you. everything on their menu looks really good. i kind of want to try it all", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rVA85dMsTw7B6v2opDuMuQ", "date": "2007-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1zhJeO_i40v2Goh61QH9kw", "text": "Come here for Taco Tuesdays ($1 chicken, beef, or veggie tacos) and happy hour ($5 all entrees plus $2 off a pitcher of beer)! The tacos themselves are tiny (much smaller than the $1 fish tacos you can get at Looney's) and do not have much toppings (ie veggies)... very expected for $1. I suggest getting their $5 entrees... split some nachos at your table and get a couple tacos each and it's worth it.\n\nGreat place (love the balcony) to chill with friends, grab a beer, share some nachos and eat some tacos!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fePUffifNdyTZT8sIqpzyw", "date": "2012-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "22E5wc4aRJL9pm-1iF0Rtg", "text": "For those of you at Cal in the 80's (and maybe before and after) this is the Manuel's successor.  Great for cheap beer.  Great happy hour.  Turns into a satellite frat house on a regular basis.  But dont' go there for the food, and especially not for breakfast.  Denver omelet and a cup of weak coffee for $10.01? At an \"order at the counter\" place?  At least the server didn't have the nerve to give me $9.99 change, and just handed me a $10.  Would have been one star if they had dumped a bunch of pennies on me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "c2DIl8KgaS-pMbYBMmZchQ", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2AD4ihyGNyW02j7NgBNyiA", "text": "Caf\u00e9 Durant is my favorite place to eat in Berkeley.  It's not perfect, but it's my favorite.\n\nThere are so many options!  It takes me five minutes to decide.  Amazing sandwiches, great enchiladas, potato dishes, tempting crepes.  Hands down the best Mexican mocha around.\n\nSometimes I wish the food were warmer.  I've switched to La Burrita for my burritos and Smart Alec's for my salads, and sandwiches are always a tough call, but there's no place but Caf\u00e9 Durant for a tostada.\n\nMy friends make fun of me for liking Caf\u00e9 Durant so much, because, of course, it isn't quite as good as homemade Mexican food!\n\nBut under an umbrella on the deck or indoors, I like to eat here.  The tables aren't all clean, but I can find a nice spot, enjoy a conversation, study or watch tv by myself.  I can stay for hours.  It's pretty, calm and warm, and the light is just right.  The bathroom is swell.  Caf\u00e9 Durant is like home away from home.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2010-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2eilMsVoToJArS7YpJEpAg", "text": "Chilaquiles!!!  Ghetto looking place but it's nice to sit outside on the upstairs patio.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2HAhiA2rJDRMPKfbX-9ekQ", "text": "Happy Hour is 3-7 on weekdays. All entrees are only $5!! I didn't find this place until my junior year, but it's definitely a cheap and convenient place to have group gatherings. They have giant TVs everywhere for easy sport viewing and cheap food to keep you satisfied. The cheap food isn't bad quality either as every item I've ordered from the menu has always satisfied me. (the standard burger, sandwich, burrito) I've almost always gotten full off one entree unless I was starving although that was extremely rare.\n\nTL;DR; Great hangout for groups and super cheap food especially during happy hour. Go right before 7 on weekdays.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2RC_FlQljR9IiUgg1E1AuQ", "text": "Sorry, I just don't see the appeal of over-priced, mediocre and (at times) stomach-pain-inducing Mexican food. \n\nMaybe Cafe Durant is okay for eating Wednesday night Wings but beyond that the appeal is zilch. \n\nIf you do wind up going here, avoid getting a mimosa! It looks like a frothy mix of lemon tang and believe me you could do much better walking a little further to Henry's for a properly made drink.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2012-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3BFUqs7jwQ-1ndGX1KOl9g", "text": "Cafe Durant is a dive bar, sports bar, and cafe all in one. While a bit dingy and servers could be a little nicer, this is one of my favorite spots in Berkeley to pre-game, watch a game, and/or post-game!\n\nThey have a wide selection of bottled beers at a decent price, but come for the beers on tap during their happy hour. There isn't much to choose from by it's hard to say no to a pitcher of Blue Moon for about $7. Their margaritas are also pretty good (the kind that tastes good now, but will hit you hard later) - definitely get the strawberry!\n\nAs for the food, it's better than most places (on Durant). I'm a fan of their breakfast combos, Mexican breakfasts, and MIMOSAS. The nachos are also pretty good for sharing amongst friends. \n\nWatch a game, sit on the balcony, and enjoy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CF1flWDN-ir-ZhkF9IkoDQ", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3h9FqMkFboe4IhngneZuRw", "text": "Lovely outdoor deck, great service, and great food. I love their crepes, their breakfast combos, and mexican combos. It's a favorite of mine in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4dcGW0lChEncqdQEAzGDPg", "text": "Great Mexican food, I love their enchiladas. The green salsa is super tasty. Big portions. The breakfast is a little pricey, but it tastes great! The chocolate chip pancakes are sooooo good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4EukR5R8IsYOEUVIKcXGSw", "text": "Nice hidden place\n\nhad the cajun steak burrito\n\nreally filling but it wasnt of very high quality.\n\nfood also took forever", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4U89ASawUAxi0VpBI1kSzA", "text": "I really like this place for the large portions.  My bf always leaves here full and I guess the value is what brings me back here.  \n\nTheir sundeck specials are a great delicious deal, but I don't like the pancakes.  \n\nTheir burritos are huge and come with a lot of chips with unlimited salsas so that's why I think it's a steal.  You can totally fill up with that!  But the burritos aren't as good as Pancho's downstairs in Asian Ghetto in my opinion.  The flavors of the meat just aren't that clean and I feel way too heavy after I eat even 1/4 of the burrito.  \n\nGood place for breakfast served all day!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2010-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5m6Kpc6ceggtO_9Xt9b5uQ", "text": "Finally checked this place out after a year of wanting to go. Its kinda hard to find since you have to go inside and up the stairs to the left. It was Sunday night and it was pretty empty, maybe most people come here for breakfast.\n\nI ordered the Green Chicken Enchilada Plate for $8. Really good, almost as good as the Mexican places in SoCal. Way better than La Burrita which is across the street. The food was warm. I would have liked a bit more rice but overall it was a good meal and two types of beans black and pinto which was unusual.\n\nAlso the self serve is a plus for me since I don't have to leave a tip and I get to get as much salsa or water as I want.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2009-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6sJyFZ7AmGEpp8F3AVmMzQ", "text": "I'm having a hard time deciding whether I should write a single review with a mediocre rating or multiple reviews rating different aspects of the restaurant and their appropriate ratings. Oh well, read this list:\n\nHAPPY HOUR SPECIALS? 5 STARS, especially for Berkeley. Cheap brewskies, food deals and an outdoor rooftop patio.\n\nMEXICAN FOOD? 4 STARS. It's tastey. I know the legitimacy of \"Mexican\" style food is a very personal and touchy subject for people, but I'd eat it here again and again. Not super authentic or mind blowing, but decent with a decent amount of veggie options.\n\nBREAKFAST? BOOOOOO. 1 STAR. Worst eggs florentine ever. I know, I know, it's my fault for ordering it at a place with happy hour and great mexican food, but still. If you can't do a good job, quit trying. The breakfast potatoes? Also piss poor. Somehow they're overly crisp, underly hot, and ugly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pNLoelJ63AZucn1SW_IuMw", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8iobDX3U6ctKLqsMIwXkIw", "text": "I used to go here a lot when I was a starving student.  I remembered this being one of the best breakfast spots I've been to.  Now that I'm older and been to plenty more places, a lot of my fave college spots just don't hold up.  But this one does!\n\nWe wanted to go to the Crate & Barrel outlet in Berkeley, and since my football-mad hubby's would rather wake up early than miss the 49er game, we just decided to have breakfast there instead of dropping by in the afternoon.  He's also been craving strawberry crepes for a while, and after an unsuccessful attempt to go to IHOP (who knew they were so popular) last week, we actually decided to check this place out again.  We've been here numerous times while I was still in college and he was visiting for the weekend, but we haven't been here in at least 5 years!\n\nI gotta say it's still the same divey-looking place, that serves both breakfast and mexican food(!) of all things.  And man, does the breakfast live up to my memories!  My buttermilk pancakes were perfectly cooked, with that very nice crisp edge that you only get if they're home made and from scratch.  Definitely blew McDonald's, Denny's, IHOP, and my own homemade pancakes out of the water.  The side of bacon I had was good, perfectly crisp...bacon always tastes good to me though!  Though I don't like fruit too much, my hubby's strawberry-banana crepes looked very tasty, and he enjoyed them a lot.  I think I wanna try some of their savory crepes next time (tomato and avocado!).  He also got a 2-egg breakfast that came w/ hash browns, toast, and sausage.  We got all this for under $20!  \n\nWe had a nice table outside where we can people watch and reminisce about when we were still in college.  Still the best breakfast I've ever had in the bay area!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R5i-8R4vBov0wfNBGg2MwA", "date": "2007-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8SzWcz4v17F1Tt365eYk7w", "text": "I'm a regular here, and the workers are really friendly. For the most part, I like Cafe Durant. Most of the food is good, it's super cheap for the amount of food you get, and they have a good variety. I also like that they have TVs and always have soccer games playing. I had a lot of fun watching the world cup here. The only negatives I have are that sometimes I don't like the ingredients they use. The grilled cheese is made with regular, shredded cheddar and mozzarella. And the french toast is made with regular bread and tastes really bland. I wish they would use better ingredients, but it's not going to stop me from coming here. Overall, it's pretty good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WuO0XONELmEizrttlemnHA", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8XaumuZOSNCXYZkxTbezPw", "text": "I wandered in here thinking it was a Mexican restaurant, but after looking it up on Yelp, I guess it's supposed to be good at serving everything.\n\nI had a breakfast burrito with chorizo. It came with potatoes. Burnt potatoes. My sister had a breakfast burrito with chicken. It also came with potatoes. Burnt potatoes. The burritos themselves were nothing special and were topped with a scoop of guac and sour cream.\n\nMy sister wanted to sit outside to soak in the sun, but it was dirty, and the network of power-lines right outside ruined the outdoor mood. It was decent on the inside, though, with two flat screen TVs on opposite sides of the room.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "o7cvqfwJ3jKvePtBSx_BlQ", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9sEaa-3O49IwZejhNGjmDA", "text": "food's pretty good considering the price.  lots of seating and the patio is really nice on warm days.  the freshly squeezed orange juice is pretty tasty and goes well with breakfast.  very affordable, pretty good taste, good atmosphere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aFg45-2WNItE7IyXNMv8DA", "text": "I had the eggs benedict.  It was overpriced, greasy and small.  It wreaked havoc on my digestion afterwards.  I can't speak for the other dishes but the one I had really did not encourage me to return.  I don't think it deserves to completely fail but there's definitely room to improve its pull for student customers.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RqDYp0kYx9g8f96lzSfj6Q", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B-C8aBzoaVjWLjbX2AkHfQ", "text": "I don't like their breakfast dishes. I ordered sundeck combo with pancakes, egg, and sausage....came out really bad. I couldn't believe I just paid for this meal...so disappointed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "M4VYCGnr97xCj4I0wJW6OQ", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-BGm_g4fjww8iKYA7ZVEDw", "text": "The chilaquiles and machaca are a reliable breakfast and for a good price.  It is nice to sit on the patio and watch the passers by on their way to school while enjoying a breakfast that would be considered brunch if I hadn't just gotten up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aI_rzRcyzTbBp_tvYmXNqw", "date": "2009-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BM2CYvDf_VOqRV4_xnBz7w", "text": "I've been here twice for brunch-type occasions.  \n\nPros: Nice vibe and environment.  Plenty of seating.  Good for groups. Food has generous portions.\n\nCons: Food isn't that great.  I had the Cajun omelette and it wasn't very good.  \n\nI've heard that the sundeck combos are good and a lot of people come here for taco tuesdays.  However, I'm not a big fan of sweet breakfast foods so I enjoy omlettes and such.  But with my two experiences ordering omelettes, it tasted like something I could make at home and there wasn't anything special about it", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BsHqx9XVw10TihwAvfpdaQ", "text": "Cafe durant's a great place to grab a cheap bite to eat, especially for all you poor Cal students.  They have a bunch of different happy hours that vary depending on the day of the week, but the 3-7pm weekday happy hour is always $5 for any entree, which is an incredibly cheap meal IMO.  The food is pretty good, nothing special, but a great value and usually pretty filling.\nRecently I've only been here to get drinks, which has been great.  The deals make it very cheap, so keeping the pitchers flowing for a table full of people doesn't even cost much, though if you like beer you might be a bit disappointed by their selection (though Blue Moon's always a nice default).  \nIf you're going with a large group of friends you might wanna send a few people to go earlier and grab a table, especially if you want to sit inside.  There's usually always seating, but finding a table large enough to fit everyone inside can be tough, especially on weekend nights.  Speaking of which, it can get LOUD in here, so be prepared for that, especially when everyone's partying for the weekend, but if you go during lunch or non-peak hours you should be fine.  \n\nA great place to grab drinks or a cheap meal and watch a game on TV (there're at least 3 or 4).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uCHi-qeQXR4lYyCFPWQdZw", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BvNqNlG6dPYPlg5sf8htgw", "text": "How have I not written a review for this place already?!?\n\nI love this place! There are so many great memories here for me, so I am biased.  I think I would regularly give this place 4 stars, but it earns 5 for some great memories.\n\nIn sum:\n- Great deals (cheap, tasty food is always a plus)\n- Wide variety/selection\n- Combos (Such as sundeck combos) available for people like me who want a little of everything\n- Friendly service\n- Delicious food\n- Can be a fast meal (not waiter service) or you can spend a long time hanging out/talking there (some people come and go, and no one will bother you about it)\n- Outside patio great when sunny/good weather\n- Indoor seating available too\n- Casual\n- Accepts credit cards\n- Convenient location for Cal students", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9bhaegz5jYRa2pyuvZl72g", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BWN7CY6-vmXVsZXqfuFcQw", "text": "Cafe Durant is a solid option that provides decent food at moderate to ridiculously cheap prices. Ridiculously cheap: Taco Tuesday's - $1 per small taco and $2 beers. They also have a \"beat the clock\" equivalent on Friday's for better prices than Bear's Lair. What's more, there is a balcony that overlooks the street as well as a huge indoors with big tables (good for bit parties). I give it four stars because if you limit your goings to Taco Tuesday or their version of beat the clock, you are bound to enjoy yourself & do well for very little cost. As for any other occasion -- ie, going out to lunch or dinner -- I'd put it at 3 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SaEaRaNWJHplWOY5ojSBVQ", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bywV3U1dUvHu-p7vvdE_-g", "text": "Really cheap happy hour. How did I not know this before?? It's only $5 for everything on their menu! Go Monday thru Friday from 4-7pm!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "r3xAeMCc7z0Yu9WALxm8sQ", "date": "2011-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cFR9jOe5QUSkjSIfSKG9zw", "text": "I'm writing this review now because I just discovered Taco Tuesdays..although I have been coming here for the past 4 years during college. $1, $2 beer. nom nom.. they always have such good deals!! their food is OKAY but the portions are big and I love sitting outside on a sunny day. I'll definitely come back for Taco Tuesday when I'm in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rStrYkNcaqbIOB7wcMmzhQ", "date": "2011-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ciyYdzy0LYRpRpR2hFoTZQ", "text": "if i wasnt so ravishingly hungry, i would probably still be standing there right now reading the entire menu. i can see this being a really popular spot on weekends during the school year for a quick and cheap brunch stop. albeit slightly hard to find for first timers, the upstairs patio is great for observing the commotion of street-life below. \n\ni had a veggie breakfast burrito, which was ginormous, and definitely not the kind that is wrapped in aluminum that you can eat reasonably with two hands. no, imagine more of small child, or a normal person's limb on your plate. it was exactly the mexican savoriness i needed to start my day! if i lived nearby, i would be here weekly for a guilty indulgence.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Nq31P668CK-_3GyHNgb77g", "date": "2009-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cJtcXrRnJHgtQfbmD-P0FQ", "text": "Cafe Durant is most certainly, the shit. Every time my friends wanted to meet up for a quick brunch before class or to feel alive again after an epic night of drinking, we always ended up here. The prices are awesomely cheap, the food is so delicious and comforting, and the balcony view of Durant and Telegraph is fun. I love their combo plates -- you can get fruit salad, eggs, and pancakes all on one plate! Their sandwiches are so satisfying too -- I really like the salmon. And half of the menu is Mexican food, so with items like huevos rancheros and breakfast burritoes, you can't go wrong either way. Oh, and their coffee is the perfect amount of bitterness. Nothing like Starbucks that tends to burn the beans. BEST HANGOVER BREAKFAST EVER!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E3WSr4iCCIbKYBiraT9gEw", "date": "2009-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cspyT8tHtCji6dCEYvXtaA", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 3\nService: 3\n\nHad lunch here a while back, and it wasn't anything special. The food was pretty mediocre college food, and I ended up having some plate of average Mexican food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CYdGTCToFYNIJbKZuDBSOw", "text": "This place is alright, it's a little low-rent for my taste, but the chorizo omelet is good, and I had the enchiladas and margaritas once, and it was okay. I wouldn't run over, but the place isn't half bad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dFCsqvL_168uOCERANxv8g", "text": "The food is pretty tasty and Cafe Durant definitely became one of my favorite places to eat over my time at Berkeley. The Mexican food is pretty Americanized, but if you can get over that, it's not bad. Sometimes, they have a barbecoa plate as a special menu item, and it's BOMB.\n\nIf they don't have that, I usually get the steak fajitas or the Mexican combinations. I've also gotten breakfast combinations, which are pretty good, but not as tasty as their chilaquiles if you're looking for egg dishes.\n\nThis place gets five stars for the following reasons:\n\n1. The Deck\nThe deck is amazing on sunny days. It's a great place from which to people watch when there are a lot of people out, like on gamedays.\n\n2. Happy Hour\nFive dollar pitchers! Beer pong tables!\n\n3. Recent remodeling. \nThe new tiles look nice. They made a nice new bathroom that connects to the dining room too (you used to have to go through the kitchen to a pretty sketchy looking bathroom). New HD TV's that you can request to be set to the game of your choice.\n\n4. The Management\nThe people who run it are really nice and responsive.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Yom4tN3G6K4RAEloinm_dQ", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dZyJAoUDCcFeNN7U07CxZg", "text": "$1 Tacos on Tuesday with a choice of Steak, Carnitas, Barbacoa, and Chicken.  The steak tacos are soooo good.  The carnitas are not bad either, but the barbacoa and chicken were a little dry.  But for $4 you can try them all for yourself!\n\nI also had the shrimp fajita on a non-taco tuesday and it was pretty good too.  Overall 5 stars for the price and food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lgPhaeGNKppTuZjd7gOKnQ", "date": "2011-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EaMU88Em3b2MgxVzCmpvHg", "text": "Great little joint for Breakfast. Really inexpensive and pretty large portions. \n\nGotta try the pancakes if you're there!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cnteP6c8d0XhHGNDEA0HLw", "date": "2006-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_ed0UchCIhijq-lGU2-5fw", "text": "Taco Tuesday!!\n\n$1 Tacos: Chicken, Steak, Barbacoa, Carnitas -   \n- All the tacos were good and nearly legit taco-truck quality with plenty of flavors [spicy, salty, tangy, savory] and packed with onions and cilantro.  All the meats were juicy, and it is not the typical dry/grilled steak, or the boiled/pulled pork/chicken.  They might have stir-fried it with the sauce.\n\nThe best one hands down was the steak taco because of the sauce flavor, and it is cut like asian-style beef.   \n\nSit outside on the patio for a view [or to people watch =P]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M0mONsg1ZJIKA30ad1qE1w", "date": "2011-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EhOjai9VD6uz66j9CXKsug", "text": "Decent brunch place, especially for its proximity to campus. I got the Sundeck Breakfast Combo with French Toast, Veggies Omelet, fruit salad, & home fries. The home fries were a bit salty but pretty good (not soggy at all) and pretty comparable to the one at Ann's. I really loved the french toast - perfectly toasted and it stayed unsoggy and had the right amount of powdered sugar. The portion size is smaller than Ann's Kitchen but I think it tastes much better; plus the options for pancakes (lots of fruit pancakes) is better here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7fiRE5gWenxxgCUrlXs72Q", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EhUEizAUAg0riMHDIpuozQ", "text": "One of my default places to go when I was a student. It had breakfast food AND Mexican food. Yummm!! I used to go an omelet of sorts along with an horchata and there aren't many places that give you that luxury.\n\nI wish I it was open all day, but they close in the early afternoon. booo.\n\nBut, they're balcony is a great place to eat and people watch during good weather. \n\n4 stars!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WXnibfV40ylxBXP75W6syQ", "date": "2009-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F8jvLWDmFD7mJZk_jMwcxg", "text": "Would definitely recommend this place. Most items are between $6-8, but the portion sizes are really big so it's definitely worth it. I've gotten a burger here and a turkey avocado sandwich, and they both came with really large servings of fries and left me feeling super full. \n\nAlso, there's almost never that many people here so it's a nice place to catch up/have a nice conversation with friends (especially towards the side of the restaurant, where there are comfy sofas surrounding a coffee table). There's also an incredible variety of breakfast foods, Mexican food, desserts, beverages, and more. So overall, the food is okay, but the nice environment, fast service, and huge portion sizes definitely make this place worth a visit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wmAvNAC3w__yD-3R5P4zUw", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f9UGAPA4OkKgrQXRl0GuyQ", "text": "Great place for brunch after a night out. \n\nGet: salmon omelet (they don't skimp on the fish and the capers and feta cheese go perfectly together) or any of the sundeck combos if you want a mix of sweet and savory. I personally think their Mexican dishes/combos are alright...not the best but pretty decent given the price.\n\nHappy Hour: how did I not come here for this earlier in the semester? M-F 3-7pm: $5 entrees and $2 beers. Came here on a Thursday with my fat sociology reader in hand and enjoyed a Corona and pale ale while I did some reading. When it's sunnier and warmer outside, I'll come back to do my finals studying! -- epitome of studying for last semester at Cal (plus there's free wi-fi!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fo1z4_i6uq7CgdRRXtqNKg", "text": "This hidden little place is alright for a relaxing breakfast.  If it didn't have the patio I doubt it would still be as many people's choice.  It's pretty cheap considering the portion sizes but I prefer places where I don't have to refill my own water.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OMoBzr4FhDkk7yV8zYtmiw", "date": "2008-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fQvaDW8n93o0BIRcC7tIqA", "text": "Great breakfast cafe :) I had this ridiculously HUGE breakfast burrito which came with potatoes (a bit bland, but there's salt on the table so no problem) on the side. You definitely get your money's worth for your serving portion! \n\nI also like the interior. When you first walk in, the place may seem a bit tiny but you'll notice as you look for a table that the cafe actually expands as you go around the corner. Another (+) for their patio seating, but too bad I haven't been able to eat outside yet because it was raining the first time I came here :T\n\nDefinitely coming again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g6LcZBQQmGA1G1sTo3FnkQ", "text": "I just love this place!  I go there all the time between classes because I know I can just sit for hours and do work, ordering eggs here or fruit there.  They have a great balcony for sunny days too!\n\nBeware that they're not open for dinner!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QcPN-Dee_dU2IWno-f2oYA", "date": "2006-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GbZIkHKSn9PI-bckaDW2_Q", "text": "What a nice place to just sit and enjoy the outside! The outside-roof-balcony thing really adds to it, it was my favorite part about this place! Although it would've been nice if I could see straight down from the railing instead of at a gutter. \n\nI tried their Chicken Guacamole sandwich, and it was very yummy and filling. Haven't had guacamole in a long time.... their prices are very reasonable too, around $6-$8. Huge variety, they had crepes and breakfast foods and other delicious-looking Mexican stuff. \n\nVery good experience for my first time, I'd never noticed this place before when walking by. I will come here a lot more in the future!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZIj6gD0NSxv2RcgXsR_lSw", "date": "2008-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GfcjnL8mTUpzGON6Dhd_nQ", "text": "Good for brunch, or afternoon hangouts. Pre-veganism, I used to frequent this place with a friend for fruit pancakes and beer on weekday afternoons. Sit outside and love it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GiI2dNlgHzXgKmYCr0EKdg", "text": "I used to come here almost every wknd for brunch (using good life to berkeley coupons =P)\n\nThey give you big portions.  Fresh squeezed orange juice and horchata are my favorite drinks here.  Something about their huevos rancheros..it's jsut delicious.  Crepe/pancakes/french toast combo plates are also recommended for those with a sweet tooth.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wKrHF3VMEYbd3KYmICussQ", "date": "2009-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gpqgtLT7pT4zSKWHiXQCGg", "text": "This place is random. The menu is all over the place. Prices are good, the outdoor seating is nice. I will have to try them for breakfast as I wasn't too thrilled with lunch. But its a good place to go with a group of people since their menu has a variety of offerings.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2011-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gQX2Cy_bBOItMQR0URZ6xA", "text": "Ah Cafe Durant, our typical sunday brunch place to eat, especially with a hangover from the night before.\n\nThe prices are really cheap and the food is pretty good.  Lots of vegetarian options.\n\nI usually get the vegetarian breakfast buritto, but the crepes and pancakes are really good too.\n\nIf you are looking for good, cheap eats, Cafe Durant is the place to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2009-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H1MS8MmtYb33WAGNoy_Xxw", "text": "Pretty decent breakfast grub for the telegraph ave area. We deifintely timed it well by arriving around 10am which seemed to be just before all of the undergrads wake up. After we ordered and I had realized that I forgot to get coffee the line was already snaking around the restaurant. The food was good enough for my picky taste buds. I had the french toast, he had some combo with a fruit filled pancake, a crepe, and a veggie scramble... all looked really good, I was just too full to bother tasting any of it. I love that they have fresh orange juice to order. We will definitely be back sometime soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3J2YMNcpq2aFBV9YkoZc2g", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hTfjFe2M6EzF_P_m3oNLCw", "text": "Have been to this place on many occasions including to watch World Cup Final of 2010 (great choice btw). Place is great for breakfast, lunch or casual dinner. They have a pretty extensive menu with burgers, sandwiches, burritos, tacos, both American and Mexican breakfast, meat plates, and drinks as well. My favorites would have to be green enchiladas, wet burrito, breakfast plate D, crepes, and club sandwich. They have ample seating both inside and outside and there are several TV screens usually showing sports (soccer most of the time) - I believe you can even ask them to change to a certain channel (esp if it's for a game). The location is very convenient next to Asian Ghetto and in the heart of Berkeley Telegraph area. The workers are pretty nice and service is reasonably fast, prices are also typical of a similar place. Overall one of my favorite casual spots in Berkeley and if you enjoy watching a soccer game while eating this is a great spot. Highly recommended to those fond of casual Mexican/American dining.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZZGcN0ulHhBznWtq5wychQ", "date": "2012-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i7Rabxg4Sb27dF8j5EqyxA", "text": "Great place for poor students lol\n\nDo not miss out on their wing Wednesday\nEach wing is 45cents!!!\n\nTheir Taco Tuesday, thirsty Thursday seems pretty good too although I can't say much cuz i never tried this place on these days.\n\nI'm not 21 yet so I haven't benefited much from their happy hours but I know many ppl go out their for chill drinking on weekdays\n\nFood is pretty good with huge portion.  And they have multiple TVs so it's a great place to cheer for your team and they also have decent wifi too so u can see students trying to get their work done.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ii_YGWj3ZggTxoWksJ3z5Q", "text": "An enchilada plate (red cheese or green cheese) and a glass of horchata is $9 even. A glass of horchata is bigger than a glass of fruit juice. It's not very sweet either.\n\nThere is plenty of seating during a normal weekday lunch. The tables are big and there are a shitton of outlets, so it would make a good place to study.\n\nI like the fake fireplace, but it's always on so it must waste a lot of electricity...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_I_PK_tNDejtGa7vkODA1Q", "text": "I love cafe Durant. Whenever I'm up at Berkeley we always end up here for Breakfast. They have a large selection of food including breakfasts, Mexican foods, burgers, sandwiches and the like. The place is always very iconic I've actually been here with a total of 4 different group of Berkeley and Non-Berkeley friends and they have all pointed to this place. So it just seems like a must if your around the Berkeley area.\n\nThe place is large, good selection of food with pictures, decent priced, large portions, parking in the structure, its right next to UC Berkeley, and has a nice patio area. For me this is a definite go if I'm in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Uc0unJe_lm_meqcIdoz1Ww", "date": "2009-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iq9VASWpoErBlw5czNVwqQ", "text": "I am not a hipster- I swear!\n\nBut meh.  I've had better.\n\nThe place is nice and cozy.  They have a fake fireplace, the tables are neat, and the paint job is nice.  I haven't eaten on the patio, but I've seen torches turned on at night- pretty cool.\n\nThe food is pretty bland.  The club sandwiches aren't good, and I really don't like their spiced potatoes.  I have tried their banana, strawberry + nutella crepe, but it was too sweet to be enjoyable.  The Mexican food is a BIG no-no (but then again, almost all Mexican restaurants outside of Mexico are usually a disappointment).\n\nTheir hamburgers are good, though! Once in a while (like once every 1-3 months) I drop in for an avocado- bacon burger and for some Chocolate Abuelita.   That's it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "geqbcB6tzuXctM12HoqCQg", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IQo77RBLf4HvVMuh_ZFL8Q", "text": "The best thing going for Caf Durant is its breathtaking view of the Telegraph area. Hopefully that will be enough to distract you from the terrible food. Most dishes--and there are a lot on the menu--will leave you reaching for the salt and pepper. I've always lived by the rule that if the menu is more than five pages long beware. There a lot of Mexican and American dishes to choose from so no one goes home hungry. In between bites of your meal, enjoy the music that pumps through the speakers and the cool Berkeley breeze. Saturday and Sunday mornings are the best time to visit Caf Durant when Telegraph is eerily calm.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_VUzavtDplEmX4X23evpYw", "date": "2007-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iyzTt3MTYBjAuHcNKV865Q", "text": "Thee epitome of a hole in the wall restaurant. Loved their food, loved their prices, loved their location (near the UC campus) pretty amazing. Everything on their menu looks/sounds good. \n\nI was impressed by the assortment and selection of breakfast items.\nI had the Sundeck Special C, wow! They can even accomadate requests for egg whites only. Their crepes were nothing special, but they were pretty good. I loved their pancakes, complete with bananas and chocolate chips baked into them, that was off the hook!\n\nAnd you cannot beat the prices 6.75 for something of that magnitude, it was a lot of food, and best of all it was filling :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9CfgDur9vhtnvH43l9FQZg", "date": "2010-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j4Ie3sZHfFabYjJde4Sg8g", "text": "Came here for the first time today. :D\n\nUnfortunately, I wasn't able to dine in, so I wasn't able to experience the atmosphere of the place.\n\nI ordered a Cabo Wabo Burrito in the spinach wrap, and it was pretty darn tasty. The potatoes and green beans were a nice surprise, and the mango salsa was absolutely DELISH. However, it wasn't put together too well and the rice/mangoes fell out as I was eating. :[\nThe order came with a side of chips... didn't get as many as I would have liked, but the price was good, so I mustn't complain.\n\nI'm looking forward to trying their breakfast menu items in the near future. :]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xFTrwUh1qBzDHYevdRFENg", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j8r7Q_JFJusD2HaXgvqf1A", "text": "I use to go here often back in college...I came back here for the first time in a long while...omg the service stinks!!! I ordered a side of onion rings... and it took 5 reminders to the waiter, walked up to the counter with the cashier telling me they ran out and the waiter was suppose to tell me... the waiter never bothered but kept ignoring me....and it took another 10 mins just for regular fries. who waits that long for just a side order??!\n\nyou would think with service like this they would offer you a free meal and return your money...they should either being getting new employees or better service.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GtydL3IpjoLH5MYLDUgSxg", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j8u2Gg64HSGjJOehVNpJig", "text": "This place is awesome!  You can always find a table, portions are huge, and they have a wide variety of breakfast items to choose from.  I usually share a fruit crepe and the eggs Benedict or the eggs Florentine with a friend.  Cafe Durant is close to campus, making it a convenient place to meet with friends for breakfast/brunch.\n\nPrices are very low!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jc7HBcSxsSGVlGpQJ5KPcA", "date": "2009-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jhx-yLe97C0m7b-8bUR43Q", "text": "A good place for breakfast, I'll second the motion for the fruit filled pancakes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JpZqJxyfiuhXS6xzICOJ0w", "text": "Pass. I used to go here now and again, and came back recently to give it another shot. People working there are pretty unfriendly and the food (particularly breakfast) is slightly below mediocre. I had some really poorly cooked eggs, a couple of unpleasant pancakes, and a burned grilled cheese. Coffee is always burned. Yup, pass.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "m6rNuDvfcIv3Q1oGIGH4Kw", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jq7bbZnp2eeAAZi7-4vp4g", "text": "This is one of my favorite places to eat in Berkeley. It's a little pricey for what it is, but they do have fantastic sandwiches and really good breakfast options. I usually came here with my friends on lazy Sunday afternoons and I loved the outdoor seating area. \n\nYeah the tables could use maybe a wipe down a little more often, but seriously, as long as you aren't a priss then you won't have a problem with bussing your own dishes or having the ambiance get in your way. It's on Telegraph and Durant, let's not pretend this is northern Shattuck where everything is more beautiful.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UJi3MusO1qIoOazjKsxAVw", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JVTTXsPxHaQkfvFRhxhhAg", "text": "all their savory stuff is pretty greasy (but expected at a mexican diner). \nalso i dont know what they did with my pancakes in the morning (i got the one with slices of strawberry inside) but it was so gross! cold and stale!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Njc3lo4M-T8w2bDFQB3c2Q", "date": "2008-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K0vzSbYwk0LbLxPckJBcwA", "text": "I love getting breakfast/brunch here on the weekends! Portions are large but not so big that you feel like you need a nap right afterwards. I love their eggs benedict and french toast - not really Mexican, but it's very consistently yummy. I haven't tried any of the lunch (and now dinner) items, so I can't comment on those, but definitely go if you're looking for a relatively inexpensive, delicious breakfast!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wq6TEvjGt88jl4CAdiDiNg", "date": "2009-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K4qOBuqwOtH8MRUKCizVNw", "text": "I like to get breakfast here and eating on their sundeck is pretty nice on a warm sunny day. It's about one of the rare places around the southside of campus that you can get pancakes so that's a plus for me. I didn't really like how their syrup containers were open outside --saw a bee crawl around one -_- but I would still go here again", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kk_FV73icAC_aBUdejnfMw", "text": "Like everyone else is saying, for the price, it's a solid place. You can't really complain about things like runny black beans and watery salsa when the portions are bigger than texas and you're a college student who likes to turn one meal into three. I'm gonna try their french toast, because they seem to be the talk of the town, but I ordered huevos rancheros and they were runny (but in a good way) and just totally satisfying. Just don't eat too fast. I'm throwing in an extra star because it's really quite pleasant if you sit outside on the patio/deck.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wc4KQbyJOWv4U5ZmsekyEA", "date": "2008-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KTnJwy9oXlprVDNDZ1oCDg", "text": "Our order sounded delicious - chilaquiles, home fries, mocha, and orange juice. It was not. The chilaquiles were a mess of cold eggs over soggy chips and the home fries were cold and not crispy at all. The atmosphere is kind of dive-bar ish and the outdoor umbrellas were falling on top of guests. I rarely regret a meal, but that was one of them.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "5dSUUfxh4ins9b3EZY9mwA", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L1ssjK5Zet1C68c6wwlRRg", "text": "YUMMY! Mexican food is the bomb! Actually, I came here for breakfast and got the veggie omelet. At 6.95 with lots of veggies and not a whole lot of oil, this is great. I would love to come back and try their mexican dishes. YUM YUM.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LEGudhGQU2sBvpyltEov1g", "date": "2009-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lFV0__bA2e8zzGF2ZFLIDA", "text": "I don't know why I don't come here more often, they have some good deals. Taco Tuesdays for example: $1 tacos and $2 bottle coronas? count me in!\n\nIn addition, I think they have something similar to beat the clock (bear's lair) but better. From 5-6 pm = $5 pitcher, 6-7pm = $6 pitcher and so forth. I don't know their entire beer selection but that sounds good to me.\n\nI've really only been here for breakfast and lunch, and I'm always happy that their salsas and jalapenos are stocked and that you get TWO different types of beans (for the entrees). At my most recent visit, I had flautas (YUM) but the chicken tasted kind of rubbery. That's why I can't give this place 5 stars. Everything else was pretty decent though. I now know to take advantage of their beer deals in addition to their beans and their breakfast plates...such as: banana pancakes, french toast, crepes... their selection is pretty amazing. Most plates come with home fries too, and those are cooked really well (i.e. soft on the inside, crispy on the outside :D)\n\nFYI - It's located upstairs down a hall on durant ave. Nice deck for when it's warm and sunny outside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2010-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LQIq5OdsCDpe-ufWy-ZVEA", "text": "Cafe Durant and a Bloody Mary are all you need to get rid of a nasty hangover. Their menu is 1/4 diner fare, 1/2 Mexican and 1/4 crepes. It is the only place I have ever been that has a combo plate with crepes, pancakes, an omelet and a fruit cup. Don't go to this place if you are a carb watcher/carb hater/complete idiot who still thinks a low carb diet will shrink off your freshman 15. \n\nThe deck is big and wonderful when it is nice outside, but only if you can drag your ass there before 10am on weekends; after that the place is crawling with Cal students and becomes annoying, as most places that are crawling with Cal students tend to be. Oh, and they take credit cards.\n\nLong story short, this place was designed with the poor hungover college kid in mind. I'm a poet and didn't know it. Word. Get the OJ -- it's fresh squeezed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "60i_IU1tpgU_6N2qKD9fCQ", "date": "2007-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LUdKbgaPZ7F48u9zn7ozFg", "text": "Stopped by to grab something to eat with the boyfriend before class. It serves basic american breakfasts, crepes, and a huge variety mexican food. I wasn't in the mood for mexican foods so I decided to go to with 2 eggs breakfast with bacon. Not very good.\n\nMaybe it's because it's because it's a mexican place so so they specialize more in mexican foods, but is it unfair for me to expect them to at least cook the potatoes right? Everything came out semi warm. The toast, the eggs, the bacon, and lastly, the potatoes. And the potatoes were burn to a crisp. I mean, come one now. If they're burnt so badly, they HAD to of been heated up to the extreme, right?! Why is it that burnt potatoes aren't even hot?! The bacon also looked pretty old, like someone had fried it beforehand and then left it there to be microwaved and served whenever it got ordered. The toast wasn't even warm enough to melt whatever little amount of butter I tried to apply on it. Boyfriend got the eggs benedict breakfast and hated it too. But at least his eggs were hot.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "a8CX659T80_jhSpPxe3Fpw", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mj80eoYCWYdYr-LpPEELNw", "text": "Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!\n\nToo salty and the beans were cold.  The day I went was cold and raining and the restaurant needed heat.  It was cold inside and then the food came and the beans and rice were cold, almost if they had just come from the refrigerator.  Terrible. Don't Go.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "s2pTHYMe5CP98Kn5szDdQA", "date": "2012-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MJzWjyjbTzRs8FOJrsobZw", "text": "Went during happy hour (3-7) to get my $5 grub on. I got steak fajitas, my bf got a chile verde burrito, chips and salsa, a pitcher of beer, and horchata. The plus is that we got everything for about $20 and it looked pretty. The downside was that the food wasn't very good and made us feel bloated. Haha. The 2nd floor deck is super nice though. I would go there again, but maybe get breakfast because their Mexican food wasn't all that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nTCF1VcR2tFoKWlFW4KRgA", "date": "2009-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ml8yiqBVtGm5KlfZf4Ls9g", "text": "I feel like I have to give Cafe Durant more chance because they offer so much. This might turn into a disaster, though. \n\nTIP: Come hungry. You could technically order a Breakfast Combo and share, because each combo comes with four different items. \n\nWhy might it become a disaster, you ask, if I give Cafe Durant more chances? Because if everything else turns out like my first experience, then I will have wasted a bit of cash. But you will read my warnings, and I will save YOU some cash. ...Anyway. \n\nMy boyfriend and I came here for brunch on a sunny late August Sunday. Fairly standard setup to speed things up--order at the counter, take a number, sit down, get your own utensils and water cups. The food came quickly.  I ordered Breakfast Combo B.\n\nIt was a lot of food, but I wasn't satisfied. There just wasn't any flavor. The fruit combo pancake looked crazy--think ooey gooey banana slices, strawberry slices, and blueberries and their juices melded into a pancake--but tasted alright. The texture was off though, very rubbery. The french toast just tasted like fried bread, even with syrup and the powdered sugar sprinkled on top. The vegetable omelette was bland in taste, even with pepper sprinkled on it, and rubbery and tough in texture. The vegetables inside were okay. The fruit cup had strawberries, cantaloupe, honeydew--pretty standard. \n\nIt was all just very... okay. Thoughts running through my head: \"Alright. Cool. I'm eating a piece of this pancake... but I don't taste it. Okay, how about this omelette? Hard to chew and I don't really taste it. French toast... fried bread. Hmm.\"  \n\nSo why do I think I'll end up giving them more chances? It was decent for the price ($7). It's a good amount of food if you're really hungry. There are so many other things on the menu to try--maybe breakfast just isn't that good. They have what looks like a decent happy hour. But--and now you know why--it could end in disaster. Stay tuned.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3aTVeGFq_s3KuGcVXCNquA", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mqvHevDDuhDrktTk4DVK0g", "text": "i would like to go back just to sit on the sundeck. but for this visit, i just ordered the sundeck (A): eggs benedict, french toast, fruit salad, home fries. the eggs appeared to be on a small pancake rather than an english muffin and the home fries were probably the worst ive had. the french toast was alright and the fruit salad small but fresh. but for $7, its not a bad deal. try the mango juice, though, its amazing! \n\nits a hodge-podge kinda place. you can order a burrito or burger, crepes or fajitas, pancakes or enchiladas... beer or smoothies. its upstairs past the korean restaurant (and past a swarm of always-there flies) and has a sky light. yay for skylights! \n\nps apparently cafe durant has $1 taco tuesdays, thirsty thursdays and tgi friday $3 margaritas! they are also avid cal fans. go bears!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MZljZ1keSStC_lNCwsDkig", "text": "Large menu + good prices + good view + best bathroom in Berkeley + possibility of eating Mexican food and breakfast and hamburger at same time + pretty big portions = added to our starting rotation of berkeley restaurants.\n\nAlthough after a while you kind of realize that all the food sort of has the same mediocre/stale/bland quality to it.\n\nThis place has the best daily deals around. Happy hour all entrees are 5$, and beer is 2$, before 7. Amazing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NnjpT3J4K5RXCKwb_3l5ig", "text": "I generally like Cafe Durant alright, but after eating lunch there the other day (I had chicken enchiladas) I endured a night of rather unpleasant stomach issues. I've been food poisoned before, and it wasn't like that, but something in the food made my stomach and bowels rather vengeful. I eat Mexican food all the time and don't have any problems with it.  I would have given Cafe Durant 3-4 stars, but questionable quasi-food poisoning knocks that down to a sub-par score for sure.  If I was positive I had been food poisoned by them I would obviously give them a 1.  So I've definitely had good meals and great fresh squeezed OJ here in the past, but I'm afraid to go back and have another \"special\" following night.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ogwhec2dtChsPD8EczzJzA", "text": "Nothing fancy, but good when I'm randomly craving breakfast food and am in the campus area.  I usually default to one of the breakfast combos, and it does the trick.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cvNHL2TIus0dKSZOlGwC8Q", "date": "2011-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OhdUax47o79nDOylOTTfBg", "text": "The food here was just ok, wasn't amazing or anything. But they are now open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner now!\n\nBut the only reason why'd I would come here again is for the view. The spectacular view on the 2nd floor outside let's you see quite a bit of a city view.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OUaI6XkJvn2U_DC8OcNuAg", "text": "New discovery as a senior at Cal. This place ain't half bad to study at! IF and this is a big if, you come on a weekday early to lunchtime-ish. Breakfast foods, big tables, beer, and free wi-fi! Perfect combination for a study session. Minus the beer. Replace with a new drink I invented today that I dubbed Mexican Horchata Cold Chocolate. It requires a half drunk Horchata and Mexican Hot Chocolate, put it together and voil\u00e0! New drink. If you do not like cinnamon, do not try this. It's like a drink version of the cinnamon challenge. Except do-able and delicious. I'm pretty sure this is the first Mexican Hot Chocolate that I've tried that is authentic because I saw the blended bits in the drink, and from the limited knowledge I have from my friend, making of this drink involves blending...with a blender.  \n\nTried the Sundeck Combo with Chocolate Chip Banana Pancake, fruit salad, strawberry and banana crepe, and veggie omelet. A lot of food! I thought everything was very yummy and liked the fact that I could use the fruit from the salad on my crepe. It did get kinda sweet but I snuck a couple of savory and deliciously filling bites from the breakfast burrito. That thing is monstrous burrito with lotsa fillings, generously topped with salsa, guac, and sour cream. Don't think I could ever tackle that on my own, but it was SO GOOD. Bf was full from this meal the whole day. \n\nDon't think that I would make this my regular studying spot, but will come here time strategically and when I'm craving breakfast. Who knew my hangover spot could also be an occasional studying spot. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NbdKctpJhm8iktZrrLpULg", "date": "2012-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oZv1BbH5xtKyq8Q4DWtnYg", "text": "This is a great cafe to eat anything from Mexican food to\nbreakfast food to American food.  Recently me and some \npals were watching soccer on TV.  The vibe is great inside\nwhen there is a crowd.  I've ate at this\njoint a couple of times, there enchiladas are superb, as are \ntheir burritos!  Plenty huge portions\nOutside it can get hot on the roof but it is scenic and they do have\ntables with umbrellas.  I've ate at this\njoint a couple of times, there enchiladas are superb, as are \ntheir breakfast burritos!   And there fajitas as to die for.\nI think I am also madly in love with their desert crepes. \nThey are mouth watering yummy!  I'll have one anytime of the day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iAU0YK3ygaN5PM8_POcPmw", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PRSNiLgUm_burm2pQuATow", "text": "Quick service, generous portions, great price (especially the Sundeck portions), and open at 7:30am every day of the week!\n\nUnfortunately, the quality and taste isn't the best...I mean, definitely okay but nothing to rave about. \n\nI usually get the Sundeck Combo B but opted for the Californian omelet last weekend. It barely had any flavor! The egg looked and tasted fried and I was deeply disappointed by the 3 slivers of avocado hangin' out inside. \n\nThe home fries were similarly listless and tasteless. I strangely enjoyed the toast though. Perfect texture and crunchiness.\n\nBUT it's $5 per entree at happy hour and for THAT price, I'd go back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PYS-mbksMCeEr_tfPegjnw", "text": "This is a great place that is kind of hidden. I didn't realize it was there until one of my buddies showed me where it was. But the enchiladas here are awesome. Didn't agree with my stomach too well but it was worth it. Will be back to try some other dishes soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bUlOcQnweWdUFXtW548Zfw", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pYtbh_UC9V7q-OUnIxEOsQ", "text": "I've eaten here twice.  I like sitting on the balcony looking over the street.  The food is fine, the pricing is fine, the wait time is fine - but it's just that.  It's not going to blow you away, but shouldn't be a big disappointment either.  I'm not in a hurry to go back, but I wouldn't object to it if the proposition came up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RuMTrArIbDDFHlXJYPZFfA", "date": "2008-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QbHqCTpmGgF_3zNHK9-DGA", "text": "Great college town food.\n\nDecent food. Ridiculously cheap prices. If I had gone to UC Berkeley, this place would have been on my standby list. Cheap prices for decent food (quality & taste) and good portions.  They seem to be known for their pancakes and they appear to be quite tasty.  You'll leave satisfied, maybe not wow'ed, but satisfied and not feeling like you got ripped off or like you need to eat something else.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kSXivZsccIb2uFmV0QpSxw", "date": "2010-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qcyIn8hQmJTohH_H9SfJTw", "text": "Reasonable place for breakfast. Hueva a la Mexicana were solid and Eggs Florentine were impressive, though the egg was fried instead of poached. You get free coffee with a student ID. You have to get our own water, napkins, and utensils and I think you have to bus yourself (well, we did). Right in the 3 star range.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2009-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_QGbo5JPlA8kP8B86X4QHA", "text": "food was okay. food is cheap. they have a variety of food. it was a nice sunny day and i sat outside so that felt nice. i didn't really think it was anything special tho.. =P", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WlN0Yab8-0TmR_Y6I5FIOA", "date": "2009-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qhjq8XldiuPSVdBYOFah1w", "text": "this place was okay, fine, they were on the good side of okay.\n\nfirst of all, the outdoor patio, although a nice idea in theory, is kinda run down, dirty, and dingy\n\nI have only been here for breakfast, and I ordered the sundeck D combo, which consisted of a strawberry crepe, a veggie omelet, and a chocolate-banana pancake. \nhere's the breakdown:\n- the crepe was good, i'd say it was the best part of the meal, but this is probably because it's hard to make a crepe taste bad, i mean it's fried batter, strawberries, and whipped cream\n- the veggie omelet was on the small side, and it was kinda bland. i mean i liked the veggies it had in it, but it was just lacking flavor somehow. i'm not quite sure why..... also, this was the first thing on the plate that i ate, because i like my omelets hot, so i literally ate it the second the server put my plate down, but it wasn't even that hott. it wasn't really even that warm, so that was dissappointing.\n- the pancake was just totally average, it just tasted like warm, sweet bread with bananas and chocolate mixed in. it wasn't bad, but it definitely wasn't anything special.\n- latte, definitely not worth it. the latte was served lukewarm, which i was not happy about, and the coffee was not especially tasty or strong\n\nso overall, this place was pretty mediocre\nthe prices are pretty cheap though so i guess they have that going for them\n\nalso, I have never had the mexican food from here, but I've heard that it's good, so maybe i just didn't try the right thing\nit's worth a shot to try the mexican food i guess, but whenever I'm near this place i always opt for asian ghetto instead, it's just better", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OQOcmj9UzbrLwA01cHLwIg", "date": "2009-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QihbSjl9IpQuOWfg4PUFYw", "text": "Cafe Durant is a really solid selection if you order at the right times.  I try to take advantage of their happy hour deals, when all entrees are 5 bucks.  My favorite is the Don Diablo burrito, which, for 5 bucks, blows la burrita and panchos out of the water.  They also have a decent salsa bar on the side should you choose to dine in.  The menu is extensive and diverse, so if you're the type that likes to mix it up, this is the place for you.  It always boggles my mind how many upperclassmen have failed to try this place, despite the fact that it's situated at the heart of the berkeley food scene.  My only supposition would be that people are just too lazy to walk up the flight of stairs -.-  Still, for the thrifty college student I highly recommend this place.  If you have the chance, try to take advantage of their daily deals -- mostly notably \"taco tuesday's\" or \"wing wednesday.\"  I've tried wing wednesday (45 cents/wing) and i must say that the wings were much better than I expected -- well sauced and of respectable size.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QRAtxl2LFi-8zN8VoyKTXg", "text": "Awesome and underrated place for brunch or Mexican food! \n\nThe stairs up to Cafe Durant are kind of hidden and always overlooked because people go to Asian Ghetto by default. However, I love Cafe Durant! They have really good brunch plates, with pancakes, omelettes, crepes, and a fruit bowl, all for around $7 :) Great pick-me-up in the morning.\n\nThe Mexican food here is slightly above average, but when you take price into consideration, it's definitely worth it. I once got a burrito and chips and a taco salad for $8. The burrito was really big, too!\n\nI definitely recommend this place for group brunches or lunches. Go on a nice day so you can sit on the patio outside!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R6Anl9tB1WuAvOAu8QjBxQ", "text": "it gets 2 star for the upstairs view..and yes u see some interesting stuff happening on the streets of berkeley. \n\nThe food is gross, i am big on quality deli meat, i was excited for my fabulous turkey club and when i get it its freakin OSCAR MYER MEAT! nasty. If i wanted cheap processed turkey i would have just gone to the golden bear. I got nasty wonder bread, oscar myer turkey crap, ice burg lettuce and flavor less tomatoes.  and it wasn't that cheap, i mean i get some quality sanwiches at Cafe Milano (which is closer to campus may i add) AND i get a freakin salad on the side.\n\nThis place sux, i hate it because they fooled me into thinking the sandwich in the picture was the one they actually serve. On the other hand i hear the breakfast is good i am not that fond of checking it out...i have my own breakfast place that claims my arteries. That place u may ask is the one and only Anne's Kitchen. duh.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VGp0bf9vQWKOxgS4XvOpDA", "date": "2007-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "reeue2RBN54xr5gtBhyC0Q", "text": "The only thing I'd ever gotten here was the Huevos Rancheros but that is because it is so damn good. It comes with eggs with salsa on top, beans, and rice, with a side of tortillas. I usually mix it all together and scoop it up with a piece of tortilla but I guess you could eat it separately. Also, their horchata has just the right amount of cinnamon.\n\nThere is a nice patio area with shade which lets you forget for a while that you are eating on Durant Ave. Maybe you are vacationing in a Mexican villa next to the ocean. Maybe. Prices are reasonable for brunch, and the portions are so large that it's worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1U9asD55YxdSXjgFfgeI4A", "date": "2009-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rMcaeW1MsiaaNnUEiArx4w", "text": "I love this place. Their balcony, the cheap beer, the yummy $1 tacos on Tuesdays, and occasionally their wings too. oh and their nachos with steak!!\n\nSince discovering their amazing happy hour each day, I have been a huge fan of this place. On a nice day, their patio is amazing. Their food is pretty good especially their nachos and I really enjoy their tacos.\n\nComplaints:\n-get more flavors of wings on wednesdays!! 45cents is good but i dont wanna eat only buffalo wings\n-the tables can get pretty dirty especially when people dont clean up after themselves so maybe they need more workers\n-the service isnt good -- theyre actually kinda rude\n\nI come here for cheap beer and pretty yummy food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k-ccA1KzyJTpMEjh75WmSQ", "date": "2012-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RNO-TeShiof7dBOVFbKHRA", "text": "i've began to really like this place. i've had the mexican breakfasts both times that i went and i liked it quite a bit. the atmosphere is great and the place is very cozy and cute. the portion is more than enough and kept me hungry well pass a second meal. the people there are quite professional and nice. the only thing i find weird sometimes is the cheese in the tortillas... i don't like that too much.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-Ogn5620cFIWFtxTu1X-fA", "date": "2007-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ROZxruwfhEIGexqfTRz53Q", "text": "I'm pretty surprised this place gets four and five star reviews, but I figure it's because it is being compared to places like Steve's Korean BBQ and Mandarin House in the Asian Ghetto...\n\nI had the Cajun omelette and a cup of coffee, with a strawberry and nutella crepe. The food was alright in the sense that it tasted fine... but I think anyone who can cook could make the same thing or better with ingredients at home. The omelette was a bit oily with some spicy sausage and jalape\u00f1os, nothing special. The crepe was a crepe. Again nothing really great about it, but not bad per se... \n\nWhat gets this a 2 instead of a three is the coffee. This was coffee-machine flavored tea, if anything. Any human who has ever made coffee before should know that coffee is not supposed to be that clear, even if they didn't taste it first. It was honestly terrible, even at 8am when I was in dire need for a cup... I couldn't finish and I gave up. \n\nI guess it would be an acceptable place to go if you a) don't like to go to the grocery store, b) really don't like cooking in the morning and c) have no other options. But I think for most people, that's not the case.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6ZEtkXaGj10rQDgOtfZFsw", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ruVgQDoBgi9oN7caLvBQhQ", "text": "If you need a hearty breakfast, Cafe Durant is a pretty good and convenient place to get it. I got strawberry pancakes, short stack. Not the BEST pancakes I've ever had, but they were well made. There's a lot of variety here. Prices are a little on the higher side, in my opinion...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2008-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S3CUgKvUu4rRXPNsb6ebKw", "text": "Good place to get some beer with friends. Great rooftop outdoor seating, but other that it's nothing special", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8STCVV53bPrUVqrRI-7Y2A", "date": "2012-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "smoeNNtZEWb7QAJV2aig3g", "text": "List: Berkeley's Cheapest Eats\n\nOK, so you can't eat here for under five dollars.  But, I still think it's Berkeley's best value for brunch.  For about $7 you can get a big plate of any number of breakfast items (steak and eggs, waffles, crepes, whatever) and a coffee.  Their roof-top patio is the best place on Telegraph Ave. to find yourself on a sunny Sunday morning.  Of course everyone else in Berkeley has the same idea, so show up early if you don't want to wait for a table.  Four out of five past due notices from Sallie Mae.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f2ZavUgdkNuGof2CT6ztew", "date": "2008-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-sscPP6shvN2vILOl6qVFg", "text": "Happy hour from 3-7 from Monday to Friday?! I'm there! The food is delicious and you get good-sized portions. There's also lots of tables and always places to sit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cy7Ind6z0jAEnuHzsPAEvg", "date": "2010-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tJ0nvP_j3352aDp1PFZshQ", "text": "This place is great for brunch, and gets really busy on Sundays especially. It's located in the upstairs part of a Korean restaurant; not sure if that restaurant changed, but it's next to Lotus House and near Asian Ghetto.\n\nThe restaurant has a very homey and cultural decor. There are television sets showing Animal Planet or something, and there's a patio for those who want to bask in the sun and observe students and homeless people wandering about. The best dishes are the Sundeck Combos and the Mexican combos. The food is very filling!! Their horchata's really sweet, but the food comes to you very quickly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2010-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tjDjo1kY2w13lqxGqhQM3w", "text": "Frequented this place all the time while I was at Cal. \n\nSuper cheap, filling breakfast. Best thing is you can customize/mix and match side dishes and they don't mind.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PGNM0fw20qkHQTskh8tL7w", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U1AXchljeZlvIwp8mniRfQ", "text": "I like coming here after a night out but the prices are a tad high for berkeley students and the portions are not as large as I'd hope for. Still delicious and I hear the happy hour deals are great (although I haven't been yet). I like this place for the most part and continue coming back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xtAaTQzczl3KYkNKn6Ylsw", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uJ2bPexSKyz0TJaUVyscqg", "text": "I always used to come to this place last year to treat myself after a gruelingly early Thursday 8 AM UGBA discussion.  I love sitting outside on the sunny upstairs patio, lingering over delicious chocolate chip pancakes while ponderously filling in the Daily Cal crossword.  If you're a Cal student, there's a student specials board with discounted prices.  Always a plus in my book.\n\nI went again this weekend with a group of friends from out of town, and tried the Enchilada plate.  It came with two cheese enchiladas, one in red sauce and one in green sauce, plus your usual bean/rice/lettuce sides, for less than $5.  Decent price, amazing enchiladas.  I'm still craving those enchiladas days later -- I tried some at Wahoo's today and they just didn't live up to the perfection of Cafe Durant's.\n\nConclusion: \"Yay! I'm a fan.\"  This is a great little place, yet sadly unknown to many passersby who frequent this area of Durant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ozm1se9Tdhvn5QFXjFAOGg", "date": "2008-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UM4ZPdXELN2GG4xbP9EZIA", "text": "I eat here for the novelty, not for the food. Club sandwich is decent, though I wish it came with real fries as opposed to potatoes. Seems like their sides are just based on potatoes, toast, or an assortment of beans. The $3 cup of mango juice that costs $5/gallon at Costco? nothx.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UUal92kk0049f_nrLBllzg", "text": "I used to come here only for lunch to share some nachos or munch on a burrito while I pretended to read for my afternoon classes. Now I actually do my reading and come here more often!\n\nThe food is pretty decent and they have gotten a lot better about coming and getting your food since I used to come here as a freshman. They must have hired new (and more!) people in the three years that I have been here. I was here at this year's Cinco De Mayo where the place was packed and they had four people scouring the dining hall making sure no dining numbers were still waiting so they've definitely gotten a lot better then they used to be! \n\nI would recommend their breakfast burritos, although their home fries kind of suck. They're just seasoned potatoes and not \"real\" home fries like I've had at diners. The nachos are pretty good (and definitely sharable) and I love their happy hour specials of $5 entrees and $2 beers. A word of advice on the beers though: they only have PBR and Bud Light (or Miller Light) on draft. If you can handle that, come here for their beat the clock knock-off on Fridays: $5 pitchers at 5 pm, $6 at 6 pm, etc. If you want to come here for Coronas, make sure you come during TACO TUESDAYS $2 Coronas and $1 tacos that's what's up! Margarita-wise, do not get the pina coloda. It's seriously a pina coloda flavored margarita not a pina coloda! \n\nSeriously, just come straight up for the specials. Taco Tuesdays rock. Happy Hours are great. And Wing Wednesdays with 45 cent wings are decent too and with their patio and some couches in the middle of the dining room, the place is actually decent to hang around with friends and chat it up! This place is cheap-ass student approved!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uX-Ug70Oqo09mChRCd5FNw", "text": "I like this place. Good food better prices", "stars": 4, "user_id": "X24q82ujb__rrrC6ujxt5g", "date": "2009-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uzjWBhgieXhbaL_n_NfStQ", "text": "Not a bad place for brunch! I headed here with my cousin around 2 on a Tuesday, so there was absolutely no one there. We sat outside and relaxed under the sun, and had a nice view of meter maids patrolling the street below and gangster wannabes walking around with fitted caps and popped collars. A full Berkeley experience!\n\nI ordered a chorizo breakfast burrito that was served like an enchilada, which was kind of weird. It was smothered in sour cream (gross) and guacamole (not bad). Not the best breakfast burrito I've had, but it was huge and very filling, and the crisped potato cubes on the side were delicious! A hearty breakfast (er...lunch), very reasonably priced, and a cool place to chill.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t4WOXuh7u3Y7339nZv99pA", "date": "2009-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V0usOBailTtaQ9pwXZ0QUw", "text": "The food is so-so, but the location is pretty good.  You can sit outside, on the rooftop and overlook Durant, watching the crazy people screaming or the hungover freshman wandering down the street.  I usually just go with the usual combo of bacon, eggs, and toast and they don't mess it up, so I can't complain.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "r0yj7wRAs4mNSgp_OvvstA", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VekhDXEey3vS4GOmBJ4WJw", "text": "I wasn't expecting very much from Cafe Durant but I got a steak breakfast burrito and I pleasantly surprised by the taste and size of the burrito. It was friggin HUGE!! The side of home style potatoes was unexpected but downright tasty. They get a bonus point for the sheer size of their menu - there's tons of breakfast and lunch options to choose from.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "txvgzVJIv7kyHNnyZWUFDA", "date": "2009-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VjpbsGduHztXYqFp1TUkjQ", "text": "First things first, there are a LOT of things on the menu. Every time I come, I am simply overwhelmed by the number of choices. Ever heard the expression, \"jack of all trades, master of nothing\"? That pretty much describes the food at Cafe Durant. I've never been blown away by the food here, and most of it is pretty forgettable. Mexican dishes usually come with rice and soupy and oversalted beans, and are generally overcooked and fairly dry. The omelets are also nothing to write home about. You do get a LOT food, but I'm not really sure if you'd actually want to eat all of it.\n\nIt's recently been renovated, and the new TVs are pretty nice. I've heard good things about Taco Tuesdays - cheap food and cheap booze make a combination that's pretty hard to screw up.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Mfu3oMFJEJyMgN1goQlFUw", "date": "2010-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VNW9M4pImolE154ZZPA_uw", "text": "Came here with a large group of friends after a long Saturday. They primarily serve Mexican and American food but also enable you to bring food from the other nearby places. This is part of their open seating / cafeteria-like policy. You order separately (like a Pluto's or Sonoma Chicken Coop) and get an order number so they can deliver your food. It was very convenient for us, but unfortunately the convenience ended there.\n\nAfter all ordering, we sat at our big table and waited. They had some TVs on and we chatted up, anticipating a separate wait time for each of our dishes. But then the wait got longer. And longer. And no one approached us if our food was coming. We had to ask them.\n\nTheoretically the first person who ordered their food should get their food first (unless the dish takes longer to make). Well that didn't happen for all of us. Some of my friends who ordered in the front of the line got their food LAST. After a 40-PLUS MINUTE WAIT!\n\nOne of my friends ordered Onion Rings. She waited and asked several times. They told her it was coming. Then after the 40-plus minute wait, she went up to the counter and asked where her Onion Rings were. They told her they ran out. After 40 minutes of telling her they would come out! ARE YOU KIDDING?! She decided to change her order to regular fries and got no refund or discount for it. Seriously?! This just tells me that they are disorganized, unprofessional and uncaring. She was nice about it and let it slide.\n\nI ordered the Avocado Cheeseburger. The burger was decent. However, the side order of fries...was insufficient. They gave me like 10...individual fries. Seriously?! I thought maybe it was just my plate, but when my other friends got their burger they received the same amount. You might as well say a side order of very little fries.\n\nI also ordered a Peach Smoothie. I was hoping the smoothie would bring a nice relaxing finish to my meal. It didn't. It came out after I was done with my burger. Thanks waiter. Someone ordered me a beer (which came BEFORE my smoothie) so at least I had something to wash the burger down with. When I finally received my smoothie, I instantly regretted it. I was already full and the smoothie looked diluted and icy. In fact, it didn't even look like a smoothie, more like a Slurpee from 7-11. Except it was bland. Since it took so long and tasted so icy and bland, I wouldn't be surprised if they just melt flavored popsicles in the back for their so called \"smoothies\".\n\nThis place is horrendous.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rmBmo4UXZc-lI8sdko1Slw", "date": "2011-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vq2ODnmqkeDBAF75n0FZJQ", "text": "I just ordered hot wings from this place and they were pretty unimpressive. I really don't know how to describe them. They weren't completely horrible and inedible. They certainly weren't stellar. They also weren't Okay. They were...indescribable...but not in a good way. \n\nOther than the fact that they were a little dry, I don't really know what was wrong with these wings...I just know that nothing was right with them... I certainly won't be back to order them again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2vLHKl8jLgOtfeVBqqGgEQ", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VQfgEgUkHOHNrImHZvVcvA", "text": "Breakfast burrito? More like I am angry at you and throwing s**t in a box and then going to sling over the counter at you.\n\nTo Quote Yelp: Eek! Methinks not.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "SE12F7KiHtaTLxNBBsIPvg", "date": "2012-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V-t2ZCpR5MdY0bZFcYZlfg", "text": "I only come here for Taco Tuesday and it's probably the best time to eat here! Tacos are literally $1 (seriously, what can you get for a dollar?) and even though they're small, they're pretty good. Pitchers are also $8 (for Lagunitas, at least).\n\nIf it's your first time going, it might be hard to find. You need to walk up some sketchy stairs to get there because it's on the second floor so look out for signs from the street! This is definitely an undergrad spot on Tuesdays so it can get really crowded and really loud. Still fun and worth going!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tMOuv9A8TC-rvMQ5KrD3hw", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w34zbfD3JSCSxD1BIbvxkA", "text": "The sundeck special B was amazing!! The pancakes and crepes were soooo good! The huevos rancheros were bad! The eggs runny and the beans and rice didn't have much flavor. We ordered an extra side of bacon and chicken and both were really good. The lime margarita tasted like water and the strawberry margarita tasted like cough syrup! Yuck!! The chips and guacamole were good. The sundeck seating area was charming.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YyXtwv056T5GQAh1yZCzmA", "date": "2009-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wazpG8ZWp16ZzRzllbKbZg", "text": "The breakfast burrito...the strawberry+nutella crepes...my favorite!!! Not too expensive ... \n\nIt takes about 10-15 minutes to get your food, even if it's not busy...but I've never had a bad meal here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s167Zhf74Yz4SKrJjJFQBw", "date": "2012-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wjJ4nBf7I57c6cSzvF8Exg", "text": "Been here once and will never come back again.  First off the cashier was a total B****.  She was rushing us to order and giving us an attitude when we had questions about some of the ingredients (my friend is allergic to several things).  The food is kind of pricey and take forever to come out (there was only one other table in the restaurant).  I ordered crepes and it had some kind of after taste of garlic! I'm not even kidding, all my friends tried a bite and they all said it tasted like raw garlic fell in the batter or something.  I left hungry and will never come back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GFGR8rFwkU46bhGnJaqAaQ", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wRmGgZMyVN4N1LiKA7GdMw", "text": "Sunday, 11:00AM. \n\nNeophytes to the Durant Food Court will guess this joint offering only good Mexican food. Locals know that it's solid for brunch too, especially after a late night of partying.\n\nIt's tucked upstairs next to the DFC. The canorous, Latin tunes will lure you in. Bright, colorful wall menus will tease your eyes. \n\nSome notables:\n+Sports on the big screens (usually soccer)\n+Sweet view from the balcony to enjoy the weather and check out Durant's strip\n\nGrubbed on:\n1. Red enchilada\n     +Lotsa' cheese on top and filling\n2. Veggie omelet \n     - tomatoes were dry\n\nAnd then...?\nThankfully, I didn't need a hangover subterfuge to enjoy brunch here. Bring the crew and grab a quick meal on the balcony.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2010-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WZ9_lTklo-WBBOEIXaQM2Q", "text": "I wish I could love this place more. I haven't tried anything other than their wings, and they have so much flavor to them! For $0.45/wing for happy hour (Wednesdays) you can't beat the value. However there are inconsistencies in the quality of the wing (quantity of meat per wing, tenderness of meat). As much as I try to not come here, I find myself wanting to come back precisely for their wings. I do want to give them credit for knowing the way to appeal to the college crowd with their happy hour selection. \n\nWing flavors: limon, BBQ, hot\n\nI like spiciness, and the hot wings are sufficiently hot. The BBQ wings are often slathered in BBQ sauce, and that's awesome. The limon wings could use some more kick and more flavor, but definitely try them out as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x5LzQqnrnxTRJX-FvXu85Q", "text": "Great omelets and margaritas! I love that place. If you ask for a strong margarita, they make a strong margarita :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6g0e9A6KF_OzXKU5UPnSjw", "date": "2009-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XcEyW3UkQTAeFUo373JRaw", "text": "Been flashing back to my college years, since a former roommate from those days was living back in Berkeley for about a year. The few times I visited her there (she has now moved to a friend's place in SF for a few weeks before leaving for a journo gig in Nepal - crazy woman!) we visited spots from the olden times.\n\nCafe Durant is one of them. We never lived far from this place during school years and sometimes we stopped in for a tasty cheap breakfast, whether at breakfast time or not.\n\nTheir menu is huge, with burgers, breakfast, and Mexican food. The atmosphere, as others have noted, starts out bad at the entrance, but once you climb the stairs and order your food, the patio is quite nice on sunny mornings/afternoons.\n\nOn my latest visit I had fish tacos... which were edible but nothing to write home about. I still think their breakfast items are the best things to have and should have stuck with that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RQR-bncvVssevK_WIPWvCA", "date": "2008-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XRhzob_T6RCddsVp84PfmA", "text": "I was a little disappointed today with Cafe Durant. I usually like their other food plates but I had their chorizo con huevos plate today and it was a little bland. I had to add Tapatio sauce for it to taste better. I was also not a fan of their use of the microwave to heat up tortillas and beans, but maybe that was because I was probably one of their first customers in the morning.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y3kkbIc0rS8MzLm2JasKLw", "text": "Decent fish tacos, and one of the few places near campus that serves taco salads. \nGo during happy hour. The only time the food is worth the money.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YbGDvE7nu8xsUfPNdMM7hQ", "text": "How have I not reviewed this place yet? I've been getting cheap Mexican food here since before college. It's a cool location looking over Durant and Telegraph, especially when they light the torches on the balcony at night. As always, I can't order anything other than burritos when they are available on a menu. The don diablo burrito is yummy, with really flavorful steak and shrimp in generous portions. All the burritos come wet style, too, for the sauce-lovers out there. The super nachos are tasty too, and definitely more than enough for a filling meal.\n\nIn my indulgence of 21+ privileges, I came for the happy hour for the first time last Friday. I've never seen the place so packed! Despite the noise and commotion, the servers remained friendly and attentive. One iffy thing in retrospect was the pricing: I thought that a pitcher of beer was $6 after 6pm and my burrito was no more than $7 (in fact, I thought entrees are supposed to be only $5 during happy hour), but somehow the two together came out to ~$16. My friend and I didn't question it at the time, but we should have. Nevertheless, I'm sure I'll be back in the future, among other cheap Mexican places in the area, when I need my regular burrito fix.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yHM9_xDPS6MrjmPc7MYwUg", "text": "This place is delicious. The authenticity of the food is unmatched and their Huevos Rancheros are to die for. Their homemade horchatas bring back memories of my time in Guadalajara. Two thumbs up!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SHdPGZLnqqzEEK7j3LwvZA", "date": "2010-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yif2a-sMg20BN8-OyZpIeg", "text": "i love breakfast, and i really hated this place. i came here expecting pretty decent food and the place is on durant, aka, asian ghetto. i really thought the food was horrible. decent view from the upstairs balcony, but i really hated the food. bleh", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GiC_S3Hhfh02Yy6c9prDvg", "date": "2011-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z0XxcvD4YuQ27mkczpvPcw", "text": "HAPPY HOUR. TACO TUESDAY.\n\nCafe Durant is my go to place to pre-game for BTC. $5 entrees during happy hour and $8/$10 pitchers all day, every day. Not too shabby. The breakfast foods aren't too bad either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pbHWL7YmU4IF8cZxHKadZw", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z2neCWKIsBs84mA3-vmUMg", "text": "Cafe Durant is a bit pricier than the other alternatives along Durant Avenue. Nonetheless, I think it provides a solid brunch on the weekends or on the weekdays if you and a couple friends don't have morning classes.\n\nI'd definitely come here again for brunch if I were in town. The french toast is quite memorable and the pancakes can compete with just about any other pancake in the area. Check it out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zAb0_1pbgNpFy_puNFT4xg", "text": "Breakfast here is great. Cheap, fast, and tasty. Definitely appreciate that the homefries are fresh and tasty rather than coming out of a freezer bag, and my eggs benedict tasted good even though the eggs were fried instead of poached. \n\nDefinitely would be great hangover food, and makes a good quick and inexpensive alternate to doing brunch at one of the Shattuck standbys.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vjWMqGJ9bJpUQ_1t44IuTQ", "date": "2010-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zCKq4tMtLAOMSHGBzzeZXA", "text": "Flavors do not flow with the portions served. Nice atmosphere. Wouldn't come back...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Lg5AlTEt-kSt9ILneQzPEA", "date": "2011-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zL7n8M0Hp-kknmpAF4er4g", "text": "12/16/2006 \nfor the price, not a bad place to get breakfast. good benedicts, bad pancakes..but again, can't really complain. having said that, they could really do a better job with the bacon since it's such an essential part of a good breakfast dish. i've been here twice, probably wouldn't go back anytime soon unless i'm really pressed for time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ggZwqZ6GJkR6ihRfzshRGw", "date": "2008-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zmC7KLR4Wt7kbuvkdaJryg", "text": "Whenever I come here, its normally for breakfast/brunch. The food here is pretty good in general and there is nowhere else in Berkeley that serves the same selection of food quite the same as Cafe Durant. I usually make a point of getting the fresh squeezed OJ here from their on-site juicing machine they have. Beware though, several times i've gotten the Sundeck Combos here thinking they taste delicious at the start but overwhelmed by the sweetness by the end. The other plates are great though, and don't suffer from the same drawbacks.\n\nThe sundeck seating area is pretty good too. I can always use more sun.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZTHoGJ7zMRNIppBku9oCew", "text": "Pretty good food for a reasonable price with the best and fanciest coffee in Cal, I recommend it except for the bitch of a waitress and her daughter that work there.  They seriously need to learn how to smile and stop being such rude ass faces", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Y_4MmYJPn3OZlSJa5I_3sA", "date": "2011-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2AiUEPN5GRp_A7jcs2wHig", "text": "I was very fond of this place when I was a student at Cal ... a young, impressionable, poor 17 year old.  I'm bling now and the Cafe seems to have lost some of it's luster.  \n\nCame here for brunch after practice.  I forgot that it was a Mexican place. The boy ordered 3 egg breakfast with corned beef hash and I got the salmon omelet.  I ended up eating all my toast and only half my omelet.  The side of bacon was fully consumed though.  Free wifi (that's an upgrade!) and lots of flat panel TVs.  I didn't sit outside since I'd had enough of being cold and outside already that day.\n\nThe food was average ... but cheap.  And while people watching is fun, listening to awkward kids half my age gets irritating - FAST.  The nostalgia has faded.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5aCEquYmXUIsWmpUp1gqxA", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6Qk_ww8Vd4a71eUznxxyLw", "text": "So I went back here and had a Mexican Combo, which ended up being a variation of all the same dish. Fackkkkk.\n\nChicken Burrito: rice, beans, chicken\nChicken Tostada: rice, beans, chicken, some leafs of lettuce, chips\nChicken Quesadilla: chicken + cheese\nChips and Salsa\n\nAs you can see, it's not very.... varied. Luckily there's a salsa bar there now so I had to mix and match my sauces to taste anything different from all of them. I should have gotten the pancakes.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QJk1qRWol8DmUcjWfX3ltA", "text": "Cafe Durant has a soft spot in my heart, though not necessarily in my stomach.  It reminds me of my college years, when I used to visit at least once a week for no other reason than this place was kind to my negative bank account.  In a way, it's good that my review is coming long after my college and law school days, so my nostalgia wont cloud my judgment (not too much at least).\n\nOn the plus side, the location, prices, and overall atmosphere were delightful.  I love sitting in the outdoor patio on a sunny day surrounded by liberal Berkeley-heads like me.  They have an extensive selection of breakfast, sandwiches, and mexican food.  I can't say much about the quality, however.  Breakfast is more like a slight upgrade of Denny's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pypZb3V5TXHOnlTj-qLSrw", "date": "2010-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QsrsJnijuXHNDOBmQqRdZw", "text": "I ordered the club sandwich and it took seriously forever to come, but it was definitely worth the wait. It cut into four parts and each part was the size of my fist! It was so freaking good too. The bacon inside the sandwich was so orgasmic and crispy, i thought i died from bacon euphoria.\n\nA lot of ppl get their breakfast/mexican dishes, which are also pretty good, you see the club sandwich is GREAT", "stars": 4, "user_id": "azCk2YXSFr-lKgBtA3CWIA", "date": "2010-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WoU456KCu6SQ_RyFpCasbQ", "text": "Oh mannn.  If I still lived near this place, I would be here all the time.  It is so damn cheap, with just the right portions for someone who needs savory and sweet dishes.  I usually get half of an eggs benedict with one choco chip pancake.  This is the only place that does a benedict combo with pancake or french toast!!!  All brunch places should do this.  Why don't they!?  Now I have to order a whole benedict and whole pancake item like a fatty and box up the rest to go.\n\nI like sitting out on the deck.  It doesn't get much more chill than a wknd brunch on Cafe Durant's deck, watching people below.  I think the three star ratings should really be four... people aren't thinking about how cheap this place is.  To be fair, they don't make a real benedict; their egg is fried not poached.  For the price, though, who cares?  It's still an egg.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r-8eQ28RhnQPJdZXHcTXrw", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "fVv_P7qTpj9VOye2zsgYyQ", "text": "Okay, so, I don't exactly have high standards for food. Usually, I can just eat anything and be a-okay with it. Since I've gone to UC Santa Cruz, I've been complaining and crying about how freaking ridiculously terrible the food is. Not once have I ever thought in my entire life, that there could be food that actually sucks more than dorm food, and then I came upon this \"cafe\". I ordered the Sundeck Combo E which was supposed to come with some sort of pancake, eggs, sausage or bacon, and some potatoes. I ordered the WHITE chocolate chip pancake, scrambled eggs, and sausage. My pancakes weren't white chocolate, in fact, there was NO chocolate. I guess in this ghetto looking cafe where the stairs are about to collapse, they don't have chocolate chip. Not only that, but in the picture, they have a nice little bowl for a little ball of butter, but this time, they just found a stick of butter that looked like it was picked off the side of the street and threw it with my pancakes. The scrambled eggs were just trashy, tasted like they came from a cardboard box. The potatoes just sucked. The sausage was oily, but okay. Overall, this place sucked. The architecture was interesting, definitely unique, but it wasn't very attractive. I wouldn't recommend going here anytime soon.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "k4urQM0y3nIyvocbIXDyPQ", "date": "2010-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1MnmwcveYq1JjGeQfdltgw", "text": "Everything on the menu *sounds* really really good, but it's hit or miss.  I think the egg breakfast dishes were my favorite... I'd avoid the regular Mexican food (like the flautas & tacos).  Crepes are okay too, but not as good as Crepes-a-go-go.  Sandwiches are huge portions & a little bland.  Prices are very reasonable and there's a lot of seating, which is nice.  Overall, a decent, cheap sit-down place for breakfast or lunch.  I guess I'd describe it as a Mexican Denny's...\n\nOne of the hidden beauties of Cafe Durant is actually happy hour.  One day, Beat the Clock was ridiculously full, so we headed to Cafe Durant & ordered a few pitchers of beer.  They also serve regular & strawberry margaritas - it was cheap and pretty good.  I don't think they're equipped to handle a lot of people at once, since they tapped out of beer that day... nonetheless, it's a fun & cheap alternative to Bear's Lair.  The balcony is especially nice on a sunny day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5FN4uoJpfEtd2X5P5SW7hQ", "text": "Food ok, very bad service and rude people.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Yie-TcsBz3AtqjlkSa61Rw", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9jwXgkcM5CcL1kKaxWJyDw", "text": "Maybe I'm not a fan of breakfast food, but I think I can make everything they sell here at my apt.  However, I do really like their breakfast crepes (the sweet one with banana, strawberry, and nutella), and their mexican lunch/dinner dishes.  The best part of cafe durant is HAPPY HOUR.  On the days where beat the clock at Bear's Lair is just too crowded, just come over the Cafe Durant and get your $4 pitchers...or was it $5?  Either way, GREAT price for beer.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AL9MCqHXStd9gd5MSfJTCQ", "text": "You want fast and cheap mexican food? Come here. I came here on taco tuesday and ate 10 tacos. They were fantastic and not your average taco bell hard shell type. Beer is also cheap, but my complaint is the service is pretty rude though, but they are fast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bhsQwLAM_1hy8yXvWI1rxQ", "text": "I'm really a big fan of cafe durant. Many a sunday morning i will come in here with a friend and enjoy their 2-egg plates and a huge glass of homemade horchata. The plate comes with 2 eggs, toast, whatever meat you like, and potatoes. The eggs are perfect, the potatoes are delicious! And this is the only place i know that has corned beef hash (which i love!).\n\nTheir whole wheat pancakes are not good, though. i don't know why i thought it'd be a good idea to try a healthy, easy to get wrong breakfast option when they have delicious alternatives.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-YhyHROsNY5p-B5vdCp1tA", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DfAe9eF2jc0R9bsK0d1i-A", "text": "I definitely consider this place a super chill and fun place to meet up with friends over a few drinks and some cheap and decent eats. Cafe Durant has a ton of space for people to mingle (with both an outdoor patio and indoor seating) with quite a few TVs for people to watch games on. \n\nOne of the best parts about this place is that they have great deals for Happy Hour (basically every day) and their regularly priced food options are already pretty reasonable! The food isn't amazing, but with a cheap beer and some good friends, this place does the job just fine.\n\nBasically if you're starving or need to grab a bite to eat and don't want to wait out in the cold down in the Asian Ghetto, this place works just fine! But yes, Happy Hour here! Good and cheap (and there's a good variety of options)!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_4ivf3hN0FnofSmGLjOT7w", "date": "2012-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EWl8v8n6G5ZXQ29-kc6RQQ", "text": "Delicious brunch food. LARGE servings, though expensive. I've always gotten the Sundeck combos, which I think offer the best deal. They also have a stamp card, and have a discount listed on the Cal Press Card some years.\n\nPros:\nYou can elect to sit out on the patio area, which overlooks Durant street OR you can sit inside and watch TV\nYou can have as much water as you want to drink, since they just have these water pitchers out for you to take to your table\n\nCons:\nThe restaurant people are scary and get annoyed easily if you aren't ordering quickly and intelligently\nThe servings in the Sundeck combos are growing smaller\nYou have to bus your dishes (okay, maybe not a NEGATIVE per say, but I still don't really like having to do this at a restaurant)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ftkLyxCeb3V16HwtSVtyXA", "text": "Cafe Durant is my favorite breakfast spot  in Berkeley. The food is good and the prices are great. There is a nice outside seating area that overhangs Durant St., where a lot of people get work done or browse the internet on the cafe's free high speed wifi over lunch or breakfast. I highly recommend you check it out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mLZaLOt7ubNpEy2eI0F3eg", "date": "2012-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jl-cz2FA8IhAsPl4cDuL2g", "text": "this place has good breakfast items, and the shrimp and steak tacos are awesome because they actually put slices of avocados on them which is a really nice touch.  my old high school classmate owns this joint which makes it even better.  both the american and mexican foods are consistent across the menu.  there's alot of choices to eat downstairs, but why eat downstairs when u could eat in the upstairs balcony with heatlamps?  \n\ntip: no waiters really, just a cafeteria style ordering kinda deal, nonetheless very efficient", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z-bTLSYSJL1qIPEusyHQUQ", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m5AFpFfp9KvzjIu2yaSxOw", "text": "Where else can you find a place that specializes in Breakfast, American food, and Mexican food?  Cafe Durant of course!  I love sitting on the balcony on a sunny day with just a view of the buildings and not the dirty streets below haha.  \n\nI tried the steak and eggs here and it was NOT good.  The steak was cooked with onions, as it said on the menu, but the menu did not say there would be some weird red sauce that it is smothered in.  It was gross and kind of hard to eat, but if you like that kind of sauce, it's actually a really good deal because it comes with rice and beans and corn tortillas.  My friend and I gave the guacamole and chips a try, since it was so cheap, but the guacamole tasted like there was too much lime in it.  Not good.  My friends both got breakfast dishes (I don't believe in eating breakfast foods until it is dark) and kept on raving about the good ass pancakes.  They said they were light and fluffy and amazing and then talked about them all day; I guess I should try them when school starts again.  There is a salsa bar, which was nice because it salvaged the chips we got with the disgusting guacamole.  \n\nThe menu is very extensive and everything is really cheap, so I will definitely come back to try more items.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qhEJFGRQpGCSBUyZdR-QJw", "text": "I like a lot of things about this place. The out side deck is great on a sunny day, you feel like you are out in So America .,,,, or so I would think   , Ive never been there.\n\nThe food is good and even though their prices went up a little , their quantity stayed the same and the quality is good too. If its cold out, you can sit near the fire place and warm up. The coffee is good and they have a nice selection of teas if thats your thing.\n\nYou can get a nice Macho Buritto for only $4.50. Thats enough to fill you up if you feel like a buritto in the morning. If your pocket lets you, I would recommend the green cheese enchilada plate. Its $5.75 but worth it. They also have fresh orange juice! Their horchata is not bad either.\n\nGreat place to go out on Sunday morning, just be sure to get there early, they are a popular place for the students to go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XRdGLTfHVrUBYnDwC7WVKw", "date": "2008-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qQXd2k6gt3ZHgVUyIOYFGA", "text": "Hole in the wall.... Wait more like hole in the attic. \n\nLook carefully or you'll miss it. Once you discover it, your weekend brunches will not be the same. This place is a great place to study, congregate, loiter, etc. The patio deck creates a very relaxing atmosphere. I love hearing the old traditional Mexican songs playing in the background.\n\nFood is pretty decent. I love the chilaquiles and the yummy sides that ususally come with the entrees: either pinto and black beans, rice, home fries and/or tortillas. The portions are good for the price; most entrees are about $5-$7. Fruit pancakes especially tasty. I recently had a burrito and was not impressed, but that's one miss out of a bunch of hits.\n\nPlace looks a bit beat-up (germphobes beware) but overall it's a great little place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8KwhxPrGBWH1cUaEEVDXug", "date": "2006-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "smh9c9BaD9q5drOK0J9EUQ", "text": "I have never been here before even though I had been living in South Berkeley for over a year.  Mostly it's because I couldn't find the entrance.\n\nThe place is sort of dim & feels kinda greasy (think oily smudges on the glass table tops).\n\nThe food is fine.  I would advise against the orange juice because it was about 3 fl. oz. for $3.  You can get a lot of oranges & therefore juice for that price.\n\nThe price are slightly high for the mediocre quality of the food served ($7.25 for overcooked chicken in overdone, over'salted eggs).\n\nEveryone has those days where they want some greasy comfort food.  If you find yourself having that kid of a day & you happen to be in South Berkeley, then Cafe Durant might just be your stop.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GE64PcKGFWo_W49PWPb1JQ", "date": "2011-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ThskypJMf-ps46k8GtWepw", "text": "One of my favorite places to take visitors of Berkeley.  I love sitting on the deck on a nice day and eating either some really good breakfast, or some really good Mexican food for a nice brunch.  I know the owner has changed, but hopefully nothing will change.  Great place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0m3sZxm_jakH74WWekTwSQ", "date": "2006-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u51MUdJ7QhYBUJ0qoIbIaQ", "text": "Food: \n-strawberry and nutella crepes: I really think they use the same batter from the pancakes for their crepes...but they just make the crepes thinner. They drench their \"crepe\" in syrup, which made it unbearably sweet and way too soggy. Worse crepe ever!  \n\n-sundeck breakfast: It came with two chocolate/banana pancakes, a veggie omelet, strawberry crepe,  and a fruit salad. The two pancakes were pretty good. The omelet wasn't bad either. The fruit salad was gross because the fruits tasted really old. The crepe again was soggy and WAY TOO SWEET. \n\n-berry smoothie: tasted more like sorbet. Too icy and not enough of the creamy, smooth texture smoothies are suppose to be like. \n\nPrice: $6.95 for both the entrees. Not that cheap for the quality of the food and definitely not worth it. \n\nService: you bus yourself \n\nAmbiance: Flies everywhere. The table was sticky. It just seemed very dirty all around. I was afraid to eat the salsa from the salsa bar. I really had this bad feeling that I was going to get food poisoning from here! It did have this nice fireplace there, but the overall feeling I got from the place was run down and dirty. \n\nOverall: Not a great experience. Not going to come back. For this price, there are other places that offer a solid meal. And you won't be eating in fear that you are going to get sick afterwards!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2010-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VjvGYGUTJq0M1W7N53136w", "text": "I live in the Telegraph Ave. area and it's hard to find a place with good all-day breakfast around here. The omelets are AMAZING! I recommend the veggie omelet...of course. Pretty much everything comes with these delicious home fries, which are super flavorful and go well with everything. The Mexican is pretty good too...they have HUGE portions...I can never finish it all. One of the best parts about it though is the great view from the sundeck. In the spring and summer the patio is the best place to be!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MLNlRG396O4vyss5rd5K_g", "date": "2010-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1zUrjoE2isfqrIzWCOEujA", "text": "The paradox of Cafe Durant is that it's neither a cafe nor is it on Durant. (Ok ok.. I kid. It is on Durant.. sorta.)\n\nIf you're a poor college student but you feel like having a decent brunch, Cafe Durant is a good option to have. This place is bizarre is that you can order anything from enchiladas to strawberry-banana crepes to a burger. These chefs know no-boundaries.\n\nThey have a pretty sweet deck which is perfect to eat on when the weather is nice. \n\nAlso, it's nearly impossible to find. You have to go into a small alleyway where you half-expect to find a group of crack addicts.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9NrrS89GYV4F1D8JnY_SDA", "date": "2006-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SK3UDj5qTKQRAhGDUamU5A", "text": "I think one of the primary draws to this place for me is that I feel completely comfortable showing up on Sunday around noon, wearing an oversized Cal hoodie and pajama pants with monkeys on them. Because, let's be honest, Cafe Durant isn't really the classiest establishment. \n\nIt has a decently wide selection of breakfast items, combo plates, and drinks at a reasonable price. The portions are just right, and you get to enjoy them on a lovely outdoor patio, where you have a wonderful view of campus-area Berkeley landmarks like House of Curries and that sad, empty complex that used to house La Val's. After you consume your food (while avoiding the somewhat sketchy looking bits of fruit that come on the plate), you take the rickety staircase down and start dealing with that enormous pile of Sunday homework.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UGYLkox0qCR-sKEs-3Q89A", "text": "2.7/5 it is what it is.\n\nif you're not a first year and can ask your legs to take you beyond the campus perimeter, then there is a world of great food awaiting you. but for every other occasion, i guess this is what people put up with. \n\nit's whatevs, really.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h3KpLypa9SZEw2ydFNC19Q", "date": "2011-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Wdm9iX169-c6_18ce3Ud1w", "text": "This place is horrendous. It only gets 2 stars for sheer convenience. Two food poisonings and it isn't even all that cheap. Ick.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wLewfeT_eA5j7CaDVg-kVw", "text": "This place confuses me. Crepes, breakfasts, late-night, Mexican, burgers, and shakes. I don't know how to define that theme... but I like it.\n\nNot super-slammed at lunchtime. Reasonable prices. My burrito was big and fat and when I said extra spicy they gave it to me with both barrels. I'm diggin' it. Especially the outdoor patio.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "kX7v9yOAs-BZ86zAldZC9Q", "text": "i had brunch out on the deck one early afternoon last summer, and it was a great way to start off a lazy saturday, soaking in the rays.  the food was very mediocre and the place is pretty dirty, but it's cheap, and the proximity to telegraph etc is pretty convenient.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "W86dQhl3MlRwSSiyxo2KJQ", "text": "OH I love this place. My cousin took me here and it was delicious. I don't even remember what I ordered but I know I ate the whole thing. Prices are reasonable. I just feel like I'm going to fall either going up or down the stairs when I use them.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DL-hyIzDjq2PWQFRaUDU8Q", "date": "2009-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hpgj9TWCeLCEBSNuoYK0jQ", "text": "I don't know what's up with all these snobs coming on this page complaining about the smallest details of their meal. I for one loved my 5 dollar enchilada plate (in green chile). Speaking from a Mexican-American standpoints, these enchiladas are the best one I've had on South Side so far. Then again I may be biased considering the price. \n\nThe place is really comfortable, across from my table are four other students laughing their butts off and continuously ordering cheap pitchers of beer. There's internet, there's three TV's with different games on. Pretty cool tunes, too. \n\nI'm wondering to my self why I never came here to eat in the past. After a long day in school, go after 3pm for their $5 entrees. You won't regret it. Or you can keep going to the same old places you go eat to. \n\nI give this place . . . . two . . . thumbs up!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PG2vlAfdEIWK2bFxepl2wQ", "date": "2012-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-_ZWSpyuvd9FNLjwvcx6tA", "text": "I've only come for the super cheap beer.  It's cheaper than beat the clock but not as crowded, a little less watered down and you actually get a nice place to sit most of the time.  And what other place in Berkeley beats $2 coronas?  \n\nHave not tried the food, but I'd like to.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "h9UvGlorGbI-KU8TkRyk-A", "text": "\"Happy Hour! Mon - Fri $5 Entrees 3pm - 6pm \nAll entrees included except for combos\n\nTaco Tuesday - $1 Tacos 5pm - 10pm\nChicken | Steak | Carnitas | Barbacoa | Veggie\n\nWing it Wednesday - 45\u00a2 Wings 5pm - 10pm\n\nThirsty Thursday - $2 Beers $3 Margaritas 5pm - 10pm\n\nTGI Friday Pitchers! - Countdown 5pm - 8pm\n$5 @ 5pm | $6 @ 6pm | $7 @ 7pm | $8 @ 8pm\"\n\nYup. What more could you ask for?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NkWHModmUuuUMYyZJxBKAg", "text": "SUCKS!\n\nOverly priced tacos were disgusting. I seriously didn't know what I was eating. Not coming here for Mexican cuisine again.\n\nJeez louise.\n\nP.S.: If \"The Client is #1\" you would acknowledge my existence at the counter instead of looking at me like some fucking retard. Learn how to talk, assface.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1H02qa2PtV_Qz1CFZr2bUQ", "date": "2011-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tA5QpiDonsDCksEi5oO5Lw", "text": "Man I HATE Cafe Durant for posting that they open at 7:30am when they clearly DO NOT! RAGE RAGE RAGE!!!!!\n\nAnyways... I ordered the Don Burrito today here and it was good as usual. However! Instead of small shrimps, they used full size ones. Gasp! Looks like they're stepping it up! The Don Burrito for $7 and change is definitely very filling and I highly recommend it. The steak inside is GOOD.\n\nMy friend gave me a bit of his Pesto Chicken crepe and it was pretty good. I would've liked it more if the pesto flavor was stronger but the chicken was tender so no complaints there.\n\nWould come again, but NOT at 7:30am -_-", "stars": 3, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3etQN57X4KbUSLCzbSglrg", "text": "Cafe Durant doesn't have the best food, but I do like the place itself. It has a patio where you can sit and eat while observing the hustle and bustle of Berkeley. It has all kinds of food, and the portions are filling - they're not HUGE, but they're definitely good enough for the prices they charge. My friend recommended their crepes, and although I've heard a lot of people that like their sweet crepes, I think they're average... not the greatest or anything. The potatoes that they serve with their savory crepes tasted kind of weird too. But I do like their selections under the Breakfast section.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GQp9ODKyRLa8SoK2_Su2_A", "date": "2008-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a2hgauUqtzm_MK3Bz5EVrg", "text": "Popular place for breakfast. The ambiance is cozy - a deck, self-serve water and condiments, lots of paintings and colorful tiles. They play spanish music all day - one of the small handful of words I know is \"corazon\", which I hear a lot when I come here - so romantic...\n\nFood is cheap and tasty - the breakfast food outshines the rest. I had a phenomenal veggie omelet here. The pancakes come with super sweet toppings - strawberry, white chocolate, bananas... I like the sundeck combo's a lot, but, looking around, people order all kinds of things on the menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cJRGWYK6owk8foUuZ5rCQw", "text": "Oooo a rooftop cafe!\n\nMy first impression when I came in was like... whoa, it feels like Mexico! Hola amigos! Friendly people. The food was good, but the most appealing aspect is the rooftop deck. It's a great view and a nice escape from the chaos on Telegraph/Durant. Sorry Hector, I had to dock 1 star... it's kinda ghetto up in there.\n\nTips: Can't find it? It's upstairs. Look for coupons passed out on the street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mr0CO2zsXwv_k9m-Ieyq1w", "date": "2007-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nGQUhFrPLPeGADwvlVWqqA", "text": "Unfortunately this is another one of those  \"approved\" places that our group goes to for lunch. So sometimes I get stuck eating here.  The burritos are terrible and greasy.  Its like a taco bell burrito covered in red sketchy sauce. It has the same old shitty nor cal steamed tortilla (why is there a phobia of grilling tortillas up here?). The enchilada thing was less offensive but it was far from good.  If i get sucked into coming to this place again, I will follow the lead of two of my coworkers who only get burgers and breakfast. I give Durant three stars for the cool patio and two anti-stars for the food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NT_MEenZDBZ-H7XlKCaYcw", "text": "I love this place for the White Chocolate and Strawberry pancakes ($5!! $2 extra for Bacon) while the husband opts for Sundeck special. This is the best spot on a warm sunny morning to absorb some Vitamin D on the outdoor deck.  I must say I am continually thrown off by the entrance and atmosphere of this place - as it looks like shit and I am thrown off by walking past the sketchy chinese places leading up to the Cafe. Past the exterior, this place is a gem.  Granted I have only had the pancakes - why stray from a sure thing!?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MpUDDV53REqWVAybaLNPyQ", "date": "2008-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PuDtq2Ndc_luhnDlBHR-Xw", "text": "The only bad part about this place is how long it takes you to decide what to order. With prices made for students, and a menu a mile long, Cafe Durant is the perfect college town establishment. The ambiance might be grungy, but the breakfast burrito kept me going back every Sunday morning when I lived in Berkeley - and it keeps me coming back even now that I live on the East Coast!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "csS1E9FccVp27nVryqbrfg", "date": "2007-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rfh9yZrxlJXu51MxYFDLuQ", "text": "This is one of my favorite restaurants in Berkeley. Don't judge.\n\nIt's cheap, fresh, and really tasty. I love the chimichangas and fresh squeezsed OJ and deluxe combo D with the chocolate banana pancakes and the perfect little omelette and a strawberry banana crepe and a fruit salad. oh baby baby, how can you not just start salivating copious copious amounts of saliva? You can also get a margarita or pina colada in a cute little ceramic pot for only 5 bucks! There's a lovely patio that you can sit out on too. I can't think of anything else they could add to make the place better. The location is also a little secret because you have to go up these shady stairs, but that just makes it seem like even more of a treasure! i *heart* you cafe durant have my babies.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QRp4HVfci_OzYuyVW2P8qw", "date": "2008-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_TThOrRFRoqY5uEJRXWh_g", "text": "The pictures on the wall coming into this place do not do the food justice...  it is killer.  Cafe Durant also has fresh squeezed orange juice at a good price, and a worm sunny patio with lots of tables.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EiJvr6FOWIMiuo5tPghfqA", "date": "2008-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9XdBcBHwDXFg051PQkmMOQ", "text": "Diner food on southside, hmmm, where to go? There are basically 2 options, here and Ann's. I like Durant Cafe more, it tends to be less greasy. \n\nIt is an okay breakfast place, friendly, relatively quick service. The coffee tends to be fresh, although sometimes it's not. I too like the sundeck combos, but they lack flavor. The homefries could be larger cut and be moister. The pancakes lack any flavor beside the skillet grease. Overall, the mexican breakfasts taste better and fresher. \n\nI also enjoy sitting on the deck, and I love the cumbia music they play.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zFtFgeIpiAWQW7Gzbz9hfg", "date": "2008-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AeSL0hVa6eYjXmuJgGwshw", "text": "Okay, so my friend dragged me to Cafe Durant because he has something against La Burrita (yes, I gave them 4 stars too). I'd been twice before, but only for breakfast, which is mediocre but fairly priced.\n\nThe mexican food is pretty good! I'll give them that, with all the authority I have as a half-mexican (hah). I ordered the steak tacos, my friend ordered his usual wet burrito.\n\nWe went outside on the patio, and it was a beautiful day! If the weather's good, sit outside because it's great; it may even be why I gave them an extra star!\n\nThe presentation of the food is great. Worth the extra dollar I would've saved going to the place across the street. My tacos were BIG and bulging with meat and toppings, with some chips and guacamole on the side. The only thing I was missing was some authentic spicy salsa. But what can I say... some like it hot.\n\nSo to all you gringos, come give it a try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q749TIqmrGx8PBa7wupe8Q", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dp7PrYD7l1KjxqkS3ZYayw", "text": "Brunch and mexican food! What a funny sounding combo. They have good combos that come with a good serving of food. Happy hour also has great deals. Try the orange juice if you come for brunch! They squeeze it fresh and it tastes delicious.\n\nGreat place to watch games with friends on their tv (place extends to an outside deck and further back into the room)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DUzsgUq2qLimtfjxFAybUg", "text": "I'm updating my first review (worst review).\n\n1) They give you SO. MUCH. FOOD. --cheap too!\n2) The place is cutesy but it's SO hot...\n3) The service is ehhh\n4) They have 3 TVs. They don't need 3 TVs.\n\nhmmm... that's all! Aite then lates! :b", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GH05hTNR0sVzMP2sv_ojfQ", "text": "I remember going to this cafe with two good friends for a carb filled breakfast, which was delightful.  It's your basic cafe with many combo platters and deals to choose from.  It's very college oriented in the sense that there's a 'Breakfast Club Card' you can use and many students getting their last minute studying done or finishing up that paper.  \n\nA combo minus one star.  Minus half a star for being across the bridge from me (living in SF - boo!) and minus another half for the lack of decent parking.  However, if you're doing a bit of shopping, you will definitely get some energy from the food offered at this establishment.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7EaPhtI69HEcGAvX0tFEkA", "date": "2007-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-i-A1yApb7H6zOejU_ZP2A", "text": "not fusion food...just a confusion of different breakfast/cafe offerings. decent, affordable offerings. sort of creative - i had white chocolate strawberry pancakes. they also have crepes. and nachos.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2X4yIsAHtPi_UwfgaCCloQ", "date": "2007-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Izw24Cr_DrB8kSaNWyQYlw", "text": "I come here for the $5 entrees happy hour (M-F 5-7p). I usually get a burrito. The burrito is pretty large and it comes with chips. They put guacamole and sour cream on the burrito.\n\nThe place has TVs so if you want to eat and watch a sports game, this is a good place to go. Or if you want to eat and chill out on the balcony if the weather is nice, that's an option too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2sKvON3YU5o59Z_N1vzsJw", "date": "2010-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j3NzOSOn5Weo-XavlmPFtw", "text": "I don't know what these bad reviews are for! \n\nThe french toast here is awesome and the home fries are my fave ever of any place. The fruit pancakes are also fluffy and delish. \n\nAnd for those that can't get their own water/utensils/condiments...this is a casual, cheap but good eats, college student kind of place. Go elsewhere for your pampering!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "l06vY3W92fSrD6vdmnqMMQ", "date": "2008-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OC4flAEFeI-3NKv44HU39w", "text": "Food's pretty good, the coffee decent (however, a bit overpriced).  My main complaint is the upstairs area which feels like you're in a back alley of North Philadelphia.  The place is not super clean but the crowd is always interesting...if you can score one of the three tables in the front winidow you can just enjoy the world passing by and people watch to your heart's content.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H4JNrBAoyCk_ZMZWbAf8OA", "date": "2005-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tcaqS0iDOstCWpyzmgPv-Q", "text": "Cafe Durant is one of those places you go to because you love it inside of you. This is one of the best brunch places to go to in Berkeley because their menu is so huge and you get so much food for what you pay. They have a whole outside patio with umbrellas which are always cute to sit under while you eat, and their breakfast specials that come with eggs, crepes, hashbrowns and sausages will fill up anyone!! Great spot to go on a slow morning/afternoon after a night out, but don't expect the food to be spectacular. It is just a little cafe in berkeley that students love for the value and convenience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wCtf5_zG8EpWiBp_Oi7P0g", "date": "2008-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y2Vi29wgbOGdaDug9_9VYw", "text": "its a bit tucked away, so not the easiest place to find, but definitely worth the visit.\n\nits got a large 2nd floor patio with a view of the uc-berkeley/telegraph area, and the inside is large and spacious and well-lit.\n\nfood was good, and service was fast. i got a mushroom burger (i think) which was definitely bigger than your run-of-the-mill fast food fare. the fries were good too.\n\npretty much everytime i've come, there's been a sizable line - its definitely worth the wait and you can't complain about the prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tC_WkQkuyJRQu1hBXO0nrg", "date": "2008-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6HdBqRiJeIDGOIEv_qHWfw", "text": "I've been here multiple times and today will probably be the last. I've never had a problem with Cafe Durant until today. Today is the first Cal football game of the season and we were hoping to catch the game here and have a nice bite. When we first get to the register, there is chaos already. Another patron comes up and demands for a refund because his friend who ordered his food 30 minutes prior to him received their food and he is still waiting. Should have taken that as a sign to leave already. But the place was pretty empty so I thought it would be nice to be able to sit and watch the game. But I also should have taken that as a sign to leave.\n\nWe ask the lady at the register if they were going to broadcast the Cal game later. She replies \"No.\" Then, quickly mutters \"Yes, yes..\" Well, okay if you say Yes, then I'll stay and order my food. Well, 12pm comes by and the channel on the TVs are still on ESPN, not PAC-12. We ask the server if they're going to broadcast it. She replies, \"do you know the channel?\" Well no, we didn't.. but she mentioned they have Direct TV. So with a quick internet search we realize Direct TV does not have the PAC-12 network. I sit there grumpily eating my lunch. What kind of restaurant in the heart of bear territory doesn't have the PAC-12 network?? And to lie to us about it saying that they'd show it just so they'd have our service? Unacceptable.\n\nGood riddance Cafe Durant. We're done.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5ZhwDuvwhghCYFKTrH_kDA", "date": "2012-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "h0pPE7vpYvcDfSj7AHS1fQ", "text": "My first date with my boyfriend was here at Cafe Durant.  Today we relived out one year anniversary by going back.  We forgot how yummy it was here.  The menu kept making us change our minds while we were in this long line.  As we got closer to the register, we caved into the best deal on the menu, their sundeck combos.  You get for options for just $6.95!  We have only ate out on the deck, because you can get fresh air and look around at the city.  Next time I'm going to get their Mexican food, should be good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vXrUBAIN4aoCt7F5p0kU_g", "date": "2008-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HUR2s_duviavwJLqu0rYVA", "text": "Hmm, 3.5 stars.  4* for the food, -0.5* for the cost.\n\nThis place used to be super-cheap when I was at Cal in the late 90s.  I think it used to be about $3-$3.50 for crepes.  Agree with the other person's nostalgia, haha.  That's why I came back here a few weeks ago.\n\nDAMN the crepes are good.  I believe they're filled with liquid crack.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "n9RiwO6NIhB_Uf4xHJtz8A", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VWhr-NXdDyKK5sOB_2cnAA", "text": "YUMMMM!  So bummed I found out about this place so late in the game.  It's like a little hidden gem amidst nasty Berkeley food.  Ok, ok, it's not the BEST breakfast---but a breakfast you want to cook at home, but are too lazy to do so.  It's a yummy mixture of a  bunch of stuff you want but don't have time to cook.  Good food. YUMMMM.\n\nOH, and totally affordable!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4vwWE8mmAiLOtg8vyPHC2w", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WGruMXXd4V6rKnLYTx2AOw", "text": "I haven't been here in a while, so I thought I'd give it another go while on southside on a monday morning. I used to be a fan of the sundeck combos (but usually its during hangover mode), now coming here for a regular lunch was eh.....nothing special. \nGot the huevos rancheros, which turned out to be just some eggs and beans with rice. Whatever happened to the tasty red ranchero sauce that makes those huevos OH so good! \n\nSo its a little sad to see such a simple, yet great mexican breakfast dish turned into something boring! And $2.50 for a small orange juice WHAAA??? wayyy to expensive. Maybe you should just reserve this place for hungover and too lazy to reach Venus or La Note!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aMOQUtikM2CzotY9-FqkDg", "date": "2010-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zfF5e7kDJgpIee2ualw6kA", "text": "okay, the lack of stars is not for the food, do not get it wrong. the food is actually quite delicious, which redeemed itself one star higher than what i wanted to rate. \n\ni went in with a friend after receiving a flyer on the street for one of their breakfast specials, and decided to order otherwise, ordering the chicken burritos, which i specifically asked for no sour cream, and with black beans. the price written on the board was 5.50$, but the guy then proceeds to charge me 6.50$ per burrito, plus tax (~14). puzzled, i ask him, \"um, did the black beans magically add a dollar to each burrito or something?\" he then looks at me equally puzzled, and then says \"oh, 5.95, board.\" he then asks me for 13$. \n\ni then look at him even more quizzically, and point at the board, and ask him \"isn't the chicken burrito 5.50$?\" he says \"oh, board wrong, should be 5.95, 12 dollars.\" i hand him twelve dollars more confused than pissed off, until i calculated that 5.50 x2 plus tax only 11.96. bastard stole 4 cents, without asking if i wanted to give it to them. \n\non top of that, both of our burritos had sour cream, cheese, and pinto beans. what a bunch of jerks.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gisZy0HKXvX4YMspboRmZQ", "date": "2006-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "upZOtFtdVM_uujZsShgsbA", "text": "This place panders to everyone and of course pleases no one. It's like meeting one of those dudes who agrees with everything you say. At first you take a liking to him and think that you are that special and interesting, only to realize he does that to everyone and there is not an ounce of sincerity or authenticity to be had. \n\nWell, save the time on this one and skip the introduction all together.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Pn-c2dlFIKs0hOqB3rwkLw", "date": "2007-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HyP4jw3B5cNdAMu9mxfxjA", "text": "it's sunday.  i have woken up quite late but have no fear!  brunch is here!  gleefully clutching the address of the new to me cafe durant, i wait for the bus.  each minute that i wait for the bus is another minute my anticipation mounts.  not even the bus lurching into action as i deposited all my laundry booty into the money eater making me trip all the way back to my seat next to a very stinky person could sway me (metaphorically; literally it did thus) from reaching my destination in good spirits!\n\ni reach my destination.  i follow the arrows.  i arrive at: a cash register?  a man takes my order quickly and disappears just the same after thrusting a pokey numbered thing at my partner.  coffee?  oh coooooffeeee?  i look around.  i see the serve yourself water.  i see the salsa bar.  i see the coffee fixins.  i get it!  you get it!  but i didn't think it appropriate to step behind the counter to give myself some coffee!  upon return, the curt fellow gives me a cup.  it is tepid, but it is coffee, and i nurse it back to health with a healthy dose of sugar and cream.\n\nperched on the lanai in a spot closest to the edge, i think, this might not be over yet.  the weather is on my side, i have what i think is the best seat in the house, and it looks like the pancakes come with chocolate chips by default! alas, forty-five minutes later, another crappy cup of coffee later (and i mean really crappy, i have a special place in my heart for crappy coffee and this was worse than that), three parties who came AFTER me getting their food BEFORE me later.  the food arrives.  i immediate jab my pointer finger into the middle of my pancakes.  COLD.  i put my pointer finger in the scrambled egg.  COLD.  i point my pointiest of pointy fingers at the... turkey?  is that even turkey?!?!\n\nmaybe i ordered the wrong things.  maybe they made me extra special pancakes and i waited just for them because cold pancakes are special.  but i have never before in my life felt like throwing an adult temper tantrum.  you know what i am talking about?  the kind your dad has thrown after receiving his food and the froth that lands on the face of the server, who has nothing to do with said plated crap but must endure the rant, is so embarrassing that all you can do is wish you had more tinkerbell peelable nail polish to pick at?\n\ni really, really wanted to.  and if the person i love most in the world hadn't been sitting across from me, i may have.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YqkWDxNlzQRRKUlHN5LHew", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lD9zMvg26cO1wCu7l6z9fQ", "text": "I've only been here for breakfast. For years it was one of my favorite breakfast places near campus.  Well designed and diverse combo plates are surprisingly cheap, including items like crepes, pancakes, french toast, roasted potatoes, fruit salads, etc..  The joint is well hidden up a flight of stairs but worth the searching.  Plus, on nice days one can sit outside on the balcony.  They also serve traditional diner fare like burgers as well as Mexican food, neither of which I've tried.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vAwOStr0p78g3TzqcYDKgw", "text": "In the middle of Berkeley's Asian ghetto, up a flight of stairs past a dim sum place, is the Cal kid - laden rooftop haven that is Cafe Durant; a place where you can choose from a huge menu of breakfast, lunch, and dinner dishes, as well as Mexican food, all while admiring sweeping views of Berkeley campus housing, and the north Oakland hills in the distance. \n\nCafe Durant is quite a unique place. where you get in a line to order, and they bring your food to you. Service is often quite slow, to be honest, so don't come here if you're in a hurry. \n\nThey have a beer pong table sometimes, and there are often bros in there, being bros, but that's just part of the whole thing, and they never really get that rowdy. They also have super cheap pitchers, if you go during happy hour. The have TVs so you can watch baseball, and a random cast iron stove in the corner. \n\nTheir sandwiches are bomb, and their mole burritos are, as well. You may have to wait a little while, but for a nice, cheap meal, it's worth it. They also let you bring in (non alcoholic, I think) beverages from other places, so you can get boba down the street, and eat it with your bomb - ass brunch.\n\nAlso, the tiki torches and rooftop seating at night? Love!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qCA4T_fLCnwLhLHWvPUYYQ", "date": "2011-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZMIucYENohnTGT3_Iu_eeQ", "text": "TACO TUESDAY!!!\n\nWhat more do I have to say? Actually, a lot.\n\n1. Taco Tuesday is fantastic! $1 tacos? YES!\nCafe Durant has a good selection of meats which include steak, chicken, carnitas, ground beef, this one that's slow cooked beef that I seriously can't remember the name of, and my all time favorite--CHILE VERDE!\nI recommend you get here early because it gets packs. Cal students hangout here all night and continue to get pitchers of beer. The line does get long so just order as much as you think you can eat to avoid the line.\n\n2. Margaritas!\nI believe they're $4.75? A little more than $5 when you add the tax.\nMango, Strawberry, Lime and Peach is what's one their menu I believe.\nI just wish they sold them in pitchers like Chevy's. Then my days as a Cal student would have been complete!\n\n3. Breakfast\nSo many breakfast options. Personally, I just get chilaquiles (skip the sour cream because it's a lot). \n\n4. The A, B, C, D, combos\nWhat is great is that you can get Mexican or American breakfast. It's a win win situation if you want both. For example, go on Wing Wednesday ($0.45 each!) and then order a combo with it. \nThe combos have these options: tostada, burrito, taquitos, quesadilla, and enchilada ( I think). It's a huge meal for under $7. Eat half before your meeting or dance practice then save the rest for later! Trust, you'll finish it all.\n\n5. Location & Ambiance\nIt's close to campus and they don't care it you're loud. It's always loud except for in the mornings.\nI'd have meetings here with folks and it worked out great because there's lots of seating. The outdoor and indoor options are really nice on sunny days or rare hot Berkeley nights (or just when you drink lots of beer for your alcohol jacket).\n\nNow I'm not giving it 4 stars for just the food. Most of the food is pretty standard, it's not over the top. But, I love the tacos.\nSometimes you need loud places that can hold a lot of people, namely college students.\nI like the tiki torches and umbrellas. It's comfortable to me.\n\nOne more think. there is only ONE (1) bathroom so beware if you're out for a night on the town. Just run to campus. It's not too far!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vZ0rooiDvD7R_mkc3Clp5A", "date": "2012-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zWiQs4mydWaqLVyq5Gougg", "text": "The menu nearly gave me an anxiety attack.....breakfast, lunch, dinner, all of the above?  \n\nSo, I went for the breakfast which was decent; nothing to write home about but it worked.  The real happiness came from the AMAZING margarita....it was really good and tasted pretty authentic. \n\nI loved the patio..I couldnt imagine NOT eating on the patio!  The place looks pretty shabby but the prices are reasonable so \"it's a give n take.\"\n\nI'd go back...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sN-Q5DLPyfmv08ovoUcTfA", "date": "2007-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bEvYO7soZTGTeZqpNw8KRg", "text": "This place looks like it should be terrible. It's located up some worn concrete stairs and decorated with fake vines. But the breakfasts, oh the breakfasts. Their white chocolate pancakes were my favorite breakfast near campus, and I reserved them for special occasions. They also come in crepe form.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2006-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ikuk6a7AI6QMFhnDnmVkVA", "text": "Get something with crepes. One of the five \"value breakfasts\" or whatever they're called has many different items. You can get a huge, delicious breakfast for like $6, and even though the orange juice is $3, get it; you won't be sorry. The outdoor 2nd story patio is awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iL-5xEeaQWpESDgKdl-Krw", "date": "2005-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "WmoxBV8ZElq3sVUmn2xo3w", "text": "Cafe Durant is a great place to start your morning off right-- with a good breakfast and a nice, tall glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. Their fruit pancakes are superb!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sfp6PhgbQnemfeZTqfuajA", "date": "2006-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4CtDgkeoG-ldjS5-_CW0nw", "text": "breakfast, lunch, or breakfast for lunch,\nand you can sit outside overlooking Durant st., very relaxing in good weather.\ngood food, good prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oC1C9J8L41BQLs-pngA0cQ", "date": "2005-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QJm102D-W5MF6kDh3BCibg", "text": "Hands down my favorite breakfast spot in the East Bay.  Everything here is great, and the combination meals allow you to have a little bit of it all--pancakes, crepes, fresh fruit, omelettes, you name it.  Top it off with fresh-squeezed OJ or a smoothie and take it outside to eat on the deck.  As much as I love living in SF, there are certain things about East Bay living that I really do miss, and this is one of them.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2zvUWE9erOVhGn8lLzdzuQ", "date": "2005-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cL9Q7OccI_gEyaQV4MCFYQ", "text": "The food just wasn't good. I love the patio, though, and the cashier guy was friendly and accommodating! My chicken fajita caesar salad with a diet coke wasn't worth the almost $9 I paid for it. It was as if the iceberg lettuce was washed (yay!) but never rinsed (boo!) so the salad was afloat. The dressing didn't taste anything like a caesar, though the ocean below certainly didn't help. I might go back, just to sit out in the sunshine on a nice day, but ti's definitely not my first choice in Berkeley cuisine. Cafe Durant is perhaps a jack of all trades, master of none.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0vCffWO7AQKdZtoP_9ZTIA", "date": "2008-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NvGyfv-L6mzV5AMS9TI1XA", "text": "Cafe Durant is starting to become my go-to place for breakfast food. Their bacon is delicious and I'm a pretty huge fan of their Three Egg Breakfast!\n\nToday, though, they drop down to 3.5 stars in my book. There wasn't very much business (or very many people), but I still found myself waiting for nearly 10 minutes in front of an empty cash register! Several times, different waiters passed by me on their way to and from the kitchen, but not a single person stopped to ask if I had been helped yet. Terrible service!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-7ALtp8ND66XG8U-56exyQ", "text": "I must say that this place has the quirkiest decorations and a huge menu you can pick from ranging from breakfast to deserts... can't expect any more from a place in Berkeley. haha\n\nI thought the service was good and the workers were nice. Self-serve for water and condiments. I got the Diablo Burrito (?). I think that's what it was called. I just know that it was REALLY REALLY freakin' spicy! and then I found out the English translation was devil or hell burrito... something like that. Let's just say my mouth was on fire! But a good kind of \"on fire\".\n\nGood size portions, reasonable prices, friendly service, I'll consider coming back whenever I'm in town. :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "v4M7uKHbeTDWdsZxD2RuYA", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "biVjDNkYdE4JMVMj-YJiwA", "text": "Horchata! Beans! Crepes! Enchiladas! Enormous pancakes! Eggs! Potatoes!\n\nI am ALWAYS a happy panda when I come here. They have great variety and their prices are unbeatable. You can get 2 huge pancakes, potatoes, and eggs for $6.95. I enjoy their Mexican breakfasts a lot (even if it is a bit more on the Tex-Mex side). Plus, the deck seating is fabulous. What better way to spend a sunny, Saturday morning in Berkeley? \n\nPost-meal I usually realize I ate too much and go into a food coma. Then I don't get any homework done until late that night. BUT SO WORTH IT!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "brWHje6zuPQhygSl-3l3gg", "date": "2009-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2K1A9fEqmo-N2J6VEBXcDA", "text": "This is a great little breakfast joint with a real Berkeley college-town feel.  They have the best most amazing mixed fruit pancakes I've ever tried and a great sundeck to enjoy them on.  A wide variety of choices including breakfast, sandwiches and mexican.  Really reasonable prices, partly because it is quasi-self-serve, where you walk up to the counter to order, seat yourself, and then they bring it to you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDVX4Is4CanREchBmpFXoA", "date": "2005-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "7cVGJc5enmXj4gIrRjHMiw", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nCame here to do some interview prep over lunch. You walk up the flight of stairs and turn right to place your order. To the left is the dining area, with a good number of tables and good light from the plexiglass doors. Food is ready in 7 minutes or so, and everything else is self-serve.\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nDON DIABLO BURRITO: steak, shrimp, onions, Don Diablo sauce, with rice, beans, cheese, guacamole, and sour cream [$6.95]\n- Comes with a complementary side of nacho chips! You can ladle some salsa from their small salsa bar.\n- The steak and shrimp are yummy and tender, although the rice and beans were much more plentiful. The shrimp is quite delectable, though.\n- The Don Diablo sauce is SPICY. To the point it made me tear up. Sniff sniff ;___;\n- The guac, sour cream, Don Diablo sauce, and cheese are drizzled on top of the burrito, not inside the burrito. I would have liked the guac inside, but then they would have had to give me more than the little mound on top. Oh mann, that Don Diablo sauce was so taste-bud-inflaming Q__Q\n\nSUPER NACHOS: nachos with melted cheese, fresh salsa, jalapenos, black & pinto beans, drizzles of sour scream, and a dollop of guac [$6.50]\n- A large portion that looked tasty! And my friend confirmed that they were c:\n- Not too much cheese, which was a bummer. But there was a good balance of the other toppings, so s'okay.\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nDecent food at decent prices, but there are better places that offer better food. Like the Stuffed Inn omgoodness. But if you want space and time (DIMENSIONS), they have their outdoor patio and late night hours. They also have happy hour and other specials (http://www.cafedurant.com/offers.html), so I could be persuaded to come here again for those reasons only.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hrDTd6p5-5Q5PP62NukMWg", "text": "I loved going to this place in the weekend mornings when I was in college.  It was always busy, but it was usually worth the wait.  They had great breakfast combos that I never seemed to get tired of.  You know it's good when you still come back to the places after you've graduated from college and now live more than 10 miles away.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kxGmX1lBXJAv-4mI_QduWg", "date": "2006-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k4NGtrfq0m7lNXgxmLVIAw", "text": "Great place to grab a large and yummy brunch! The menu is huge and full of both Mexican and American style breakfast and lunch options. I stared at the pictures for several minutes, trying to decide what to get: And omelet or a crepe? A quesadilla or a sandwich? Prices are around $7 and everything is self-serve--water, napkins, utensils, etc.\n\nFinally, I settled on the Club Sandwich, and my Brunch Buddy got a Sundeck Combination (omelet, crepe, and pancakes?) I got a lot of food--the Club Sandwich came with home fries on the side. It was quite yummy, much to say...turkey (or ham?), bacon, lettuce, cucumber, sprouts, and tomatoes between wheat bread. I had to take it apart though--it was too fat to fit in my mouth. We ate on the cute sun deck.\n\nI will probably be back at some point, once I get my hands on the Berkeley Coupon book, which apparently has Buy 1 get 1 free Coupons for Cafe Durant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2008-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "adphFMA0Zgt7pXql3VD6Nw", "text": "Happy hour is excellent.\n\nPitchers of PBR and Coor's Light are $5 at 5, and any entree is $5 (sadly, these are considered good prices for Berkeley). I recommend the suicide pitcher, which is half PBR and half Coor's Light.\n\nIf you order pitchers, they only give you 1 cup per ID, but children can obviously use self-serve water cups.\n\nSometimes they have beer pong, which along with the light beer gives this restaurant the potential to become its own frat.\n\nSuperior to BTC if you want to hear anything your friend is saying, but sometimes I don't.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uFr1TGesI53Yb4pvZZkB_A", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "mSmq67WPyqV-ZySxIV1KQg", "text": "Hangover, meet your kryptonite (and on the cheap, too!).\n\nAlso: the $5 shakes?  COMPLETELY worth $5.  (Yeah, I had a Pulp Fiction moment the first time I ordered one.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "byFyhwiyyqGicoVamqWONQ", "date": "2009-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "BOCJ5g4q1RhP8wikwwr3Ow", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "4KEZ9tVJxlgaS44sCUbISg", "text": "Why is there cheddar cheese in my enchilada? \nI really don't get it.\nThe enchilada gravy was sort of flavourful, however.\nI did eat it but then again, I did have the munchies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LdyVNZyPl6vR0THDPw5zIQ", "date": "2009-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0Zd8r1s1TId9LQxzCjuvJw", "text": "Cafe Zeb is good enough if you don't want to walk down to Telegraph area etc. But, at one point when I ate here, I found something in my food -- still not quite sure what it was. It was really nasty and I refused to eat the rest of my meal. I guess I really should have brought it to someone's attention...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HUaJ8dJ9kCpiD5CLHtvq0A", "date": "2012-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bB7T9oDneUwdojM-XmFPCQ", "text": "There's a new and improved Zeb in town thanks to the recent completion of the Boalt School facelift + construction project. Their menu looks great on paper, though I am forlorn about the departure of the southwest chicken salad with the tortilla strips. \n\nThe flank steak sandwich sounded really appealing, but the way that it sat on the sourdough bread was not. The caesar salad was okay. There are a number of other items that I'd go back and order though, so this review is in pending status until further notice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u0II41kVfVZbZ7zqNDM0bw", "date": "2011-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bpPYvj7b3ET9bntIhBqHzw", "text": "I enjoyed my meal at Cafe Zeb today! Some of the menu items are pretty pricy, but I thought my turkey&avocado sandwich + mixed greens meal was pretty cheap at about $6-$7. It filled me up and it was really tasty.\n\nMy boyfriend got the Californian sandwich without realizing it didn't have meat in it. We're both carnivores so we thought it'd be disappointing, but it was actually really tasty! They were generous with the avocado so it was pretty delicious.\n\nI have meal points so this won't be my go-to spot on campus, but it's a nice change from Ramona's&GBC. I definitely want to come back to try the Nicoise salad because that looked delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YlP6h98eZQnJ8TjTTVguSw", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dco7prNa-tQmvH_mwfocyw", "text": "I have only tried the Chipotle, Mediterranean, and Asian Chicken salads. They were all pretty decent, but I still think almost $7 was on the high side for a salad. My favorite is the Asian Chicken salad because of the dressing and crunchy noodles tossed in. Otherwise, the Chipotle and Mediterranean salads seemed more generic. \n\nThe BBQ chipotle quesadilla was also pretty decent--filled with lots of cheese and had a side of green salad. \n\nI'll return to this cafe due to its proximity to work and when I'm too rushed to go home and make lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jYTUrvgsy51XIflduz7YNw", "text": "I love to study at Cafe Zeb! Their menu is a little pricey, however this place don't mind if you bring your own food or drinks! If the cafe gets too crowded, you can always go downstairs and study at their library. Law library is directly underneath the Cafe. They do impose restricted hours for undergraduate access!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LvjYgC5ZJFyMQWOWX9B9EQ", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nGYKNZraNmhBuejYqtbidQ", "text": "I'd say this is the best on-campus cafe. Definitely better than GBC, Ramona's, Pat Brown's, or the Haas Cafe. They mostly have Sandwiches and daily soup, but they have a wide variety of sandwiches. I like their Chicken Schnitzel sandwich, although when I had it again yesterday the Schnitzel was mushier than I would've liked it. Their price is okay, considering the sandwiches are quite big and it comes with a side salad. But if you get the Soup+Sandwich combo, the sandwich is quite small. As for their soups, their Cream of Broccoli soup was awesome, but their Clam Chowder was too diluted. I like the place because it's comfy, new (and thus clean), and close to the upper campus (so I don't have to go down towards Telegraph or asian ghetto to get food). You can also sit outside when the weather's good, and I've also seen people sit at the big stairs when it's sunny and warm. oh and, I absolutely LOVE their Freshly squeezed lemonade - just about the right soure-ness!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "om-ZYPceyoqK6n9OWqq_hg", "text": "I mean really, what do you expect from on-campus food? \n\nZeb's salads are huge and delicious. I recommend the southwest. Their sandwiches have sprouts and fresh produce--what more can you ask for? I recommend the Californian and the Chicken. Great, healthy, quick, and inexpensive lunch.\n\nYes, there is a line at lunchtime. That's because people get out of class and want food at lunchtime. But wait a few minutes, and especially for the price, you won't be dissatisfied.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fP86TbkoAV_4MURFU2LK3Q", "date": "2010-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RTiAByzR83JcYm-2bOTDfA", "text": "The only positive thing about this cafe is the location.  It's convenient if you're at the law school and don't want to leave the building.  If that's the case, I recommend that you get something prepackaged.  My experiences include 1) a bagel that tasted like mold, 2) coffee so disgusting that I had to throw it out (and I have a high tolerance for mediocre coffee, 3) the most repulsive chicken sandwich I have ever had - brown, strong-tasting chicken, covered in a pinkish dressing that looked and tasted equally foul.  \n\nWhy do I keep coming back?  I was hoping for improvement, and I see so many people eating there, that I couldn't imagine it could be this bad.  I strongly recommend taking the 2 minute hike up the hill to the International cafe instead.  They have better food, prices, music and nicer staff.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9OQaigyKQrC9879el3WEyw", "date": "2012-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sdd370vNXubF8WOPTutCWA", "text": "I just had to downgrade the star rating when I remembered that they charge you extra for decaf coffee and for skim milk. Wha? Those items shouldn't be costing them any more so why are they charging a dime more for each. Very annoying.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6luPKWgdtLehNwFVzPMLTA", "date": "2010-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x8KawMDkwKvknypypgATvg", "text": "Bleh.  Zeb doesn't actually cook anything on the premises.  They heat food and assemble sandwiches and salads.  The food is fine if you're hungry and don't have time to walk across the street to I-House.  My favs are the BBQ chicken quesadillas and the chinese chicken salad.\n\nService is hit or miss here.  The menu hasn't changed in years and they don't do a very good job of managing the long line that piles up during lunchtime.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3QUNCiQVBhWDecpaEm97eQ", "date": "2010-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y2ZYtPXfjyu6lZNiNESp8A", "text": "Good quality coffee, unfriendly staff.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJgh6-SBmvtFo8Snj7ReMw", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z_ZDw7T2w2GTDN3-20tmeQ", "text": "Best cafe ON CAMPUS for sure. I'm happy we have a decent place to eat around Southeast corner of campus.\nI've had the veggie California sandwich, grilled turkey sandwich, they 're both really good. And roasted chicken sandwich is divine!! \nA little expensive, but I'm sure I will still visit really often.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZHHAK9z36KiyNS02_FdTDw", "date": "2012-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dowbFfiB-iY0yXnQaW03Zw", "text": "Did not answer their phone. Their phone line gives that ghetto modem sound. I am a hasty college student who needs to save time by calling restaurants in advance so I don't have to wait for them to make the food. So I don't care how good the food is; this is unacceptable. \n\nI have also never been to this restaurant.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wPCC8JoHIJtlkCaXzBt2PQ", "date": "2011-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WJPpqVvwHhnyX6eTu8Mr0A", "text": "it's like the max and the peach pit for boalties. damnit. i'm outing myself.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gqZvcNfUYWFsZNiZXfS4fA", "date": "2007-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Lc4Y_9yFimOVszbEHTCsg", "text": "Love their White Mocha, which is basically the Bianca Mocha at Strada. Love their two seating areas--especially the one on the West side since it's basically a giant study spot with bar stools along the windows, booths and cushy seating. AND HUGE TABLES. \n\nThey have pretty quick service and it's just a lovely place because the windows are huge and you can enjoy the sun. Also, they take that new Cafe card that Strada, Fifo and FSM take. Woohoo!\n\nTIP: \n-Load $20 onto the Cafe card right now and you get a $5 reload coupon!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4jPFBQaXtoUM0I2RV0wpUA", "text": "I haven't tried anything else on the menu but the one item that I have tried makes this place the #1 cafe in Boalt Hall (doesn't matter that its the only one).  \n\nThe California Veggie Sandwich!!!  It's a must have with the whole wheat bread.  They put in ample amounts of avocado, sprouts, tomatoes, lettuce, pickled onions (makes it infinitely better), and top it off w/ a chipotle mayo.  I could literally eat this sandwich every single day until I graduate and not get sick of it.  It's also great because they have cups and water available so you can serve yourself endless cups of water (it's important to stay hydrated).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w501uxxLr-q5FGNpMI1Zsg", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dNIDJOwleLek935ylW2Sag", "text": "The few times that I've been here I have been pretty excited about my order and then when I get my order and it ends up being something else. How does a turkey sandwich with pesto on a focaccia roll turn into a turkey sandwich with yellow mustard on sliced wheat bread? How does a BBQ chicken quesadilla with a green salad turn into BBQ chicken quesadilla with a caesar salad (very strange combination btw).  Strangely, even though the place is owned by the same people as Strada, the coffee is much more mediocre. Nice study area and patio, though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A_8O3I3z0ymLP1sD54svYg", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8le8Wk8B2NmnL1_79UbV5g", "text": "This was one of my favorite spots on UC Berkeley campus.  I love their turkey panini with lots of avocado!  And they open quite early everyday, so every time when I had class at 8, I always ran into Cafe Zeb and grabbed a cup of coffee before class.  The staff there are very friendly and you always can see lots of students hanging out, at outside patio tables.  Definitely a good place for lunch.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VC9HpMpFhsiE39pljeozjA", "date": "2007-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "chV9_4XQ_wLuL3vOOZqA2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "o0LmX38d9_PC3vLAdSv68A", "text": "Awesome place (often overlooked) because it's in the Boalt school on the bottom floor. Great food - definitely beats Haas cafe or any of the dorm cafes.\n\nThe food is awesome, would recommend the warm sandwiches. Service isn't THAT fast but it's not slow either. Awesome seating with glass doors (so you can really enjoy it on a sunny day, sitting indoor with a good book and some coffee)\n\nAlso the sofa seating and chair seating have outlets! They sure know the way to a student's heart...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "D0bltNaJ-Ak6ejkUUpWDEw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WHNMbE4QI-nCnFqSz-LWNg", "text": "So it's finally back up again after the fire! It's not necessarily the best Thai place in Berkeley, but I like the nice restaurant feel you can get here close the main campus area. It is hard to find a nice indoor sitting restaurant that doesn't feel too fast-food-like close by. \n\nService is warm and friendly and very attentive. The food is pretty good too. Their Thai Kea Mao with beef was pretty good the other day, though once they gave me a young coconut that was too fresh and tasted sour. Otherwise, if you're looking for a nice place to eat nearby, I definitely recommend it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uVumnb1sCzbjxBufToVEEw", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "D0bltNaJ-Ak6ejkUUpWDEw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "x1QqKCF5Q_ixYza7tr5GhQ", "text": "I hate missing FtR's.  I had boatloads and bucketloads of grading to do, but there was an FtR to be had, and I didn't have it.  Maybe that's why I regret everything.*\n\nAnyway, the portions are large.  The pad see ew with tofu is A-OK.  Not terribly amazing, but not bad either.  And they don't use fish oil!  Yea.  They have a spicy-looking powder/concoction that's not actually spicy.  It feels spicy, but it doesn't taste spicy.  That doesn't make sense, but it does.  Kind of like this entire review/my life/2002.\n\nRemember 2002?  Wow.  It felt so much more modern than 2003 for some reason.  Kind of like how I used to be a fat skinny person but now I'm a skinny fat person.\n\n*I don't really regret everything.  Just most things.  I'm a dweller par excellence.  Not quite a navel-gazer, but definitely a ruminator.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0hUig-wf-NT_1irFEkoDvQ", "text": "Things I like:\n\ni. Good internet.\nii. Amazing blueberry danish! yum!!!\niii. Food is ok and varies. Comes out fairly quickly. \niv. People behind the counter tend to be nice. \nv. Great place to study (if you can get a table). \nvi. They gave a tv on in a news channel. Great way to keep the students up to date with current affairs. \nvii. Newspapers headlines from all over the world outside!! Love it!! \n\nThings I don't like:\ni. They have no idea how to make a latte. Seriously, ugh. \nii. Coffee is either a hit or a miss. No consistency. \niii. Only small or large size drinks, which means I either finish it on three sips, or end up just throwing away the remainder of my drink because I can never finish it in my one hour break. \niv. Always too crowded. But that happens on almost every coffee shop in our around campus. \nv. I know it's a busy place and you have a line all the way to Moffit library, but please wait for the customer in front of me to move out of the way before you start taking my order. I do not like to scream my order to you across three other people who are just putting their change away. Rude.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kmP-X4gizhxbf5njiYEohA", "date": "2011-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0tfpYU73RR1n2CLuyoZDoA", "text": "Good place to remind yourself that you're in a different income bracket than the majority of your fellow students. Just gape open-mouthed at the prices for a while and then go home to your ramen.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jRTpzOCh1-QHMAZIHMuUjg", "date": "2009-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1oBER61cn60OaW4WVBWJ0g", "text": "5 stars for free coffee!\n\nIf you bring your own cup they will fill it up for free, only during a different 1 hour period every day though. \n\nI just throw my mug in my bag in the morning and check in every so often.\n\nNo complaints.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6Q-SottAw0sWH2maaiBz8g", "date": "2009-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1whkH-ds8KYVB1T61rouGQ", "text": "Although this cafe has a great location, I find its coffee to be aggressive and not very complex.  Accordingly, I never order naked espressos or even macchiatos from these guys.  In fact, I generally stay away!\n\nHowever, I was here yesterday after lunch at a friend's suggestion.  I ordered a cappucino, and my friend had a latte.  The milk really saved the day.  Sitting out on the terrace in the sun, we were both very happy with our drinks -- and with the FSM Cafe.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2008-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "37eNmmOWJTWx3cQvwU6FTA", "text": "My primary purpose in sitting @ FSM was to meet students I tutored.  It's a convenient place to meet on campus.  There are several tables inside and free WIFI.  Outside, there are longer benches and tables which work very well for meeting bigger groups.  Free Speech serves hot and cold food.  I've tried their salad, soup and sandwiches and there's nothing to write home about.  The salad tend to be fairly small.  The soup is almost always bland and the sandwiches are edible.  I did like some of their desserts.  The raspberry cheesecake in particular is quite good.  Their coffee cake and almond croissant are also good.\n\nFSM has a few selection of food which I think the students can appreciate if they're studying @ Moffitt and are looking for the closest place to eat during breaks.  I'm not sure the prices are reasonable, however.  One needs to only walk across Sproul to find cafes that have better prepared salads and sandwiches at much affordable prices.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cyV8r3mMYnQ4vV7wRWAzMA", "date": "2009-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3bpMe1uhcDFExQuZUSwOJw", "text": "I am constantly disappointed by FSM. Sure, it's nice that it's open as late as the library, and it is close to many classes on campus, but it still manages to let me down. It is next to impossible finding a seat inside during the day, or even outside on warm days. The prices are high (which is expected I suppose, due to it's awesome location), and the food and drinks are average. If you come earlier in the morning, I have on multiple occasions been sold yesterday's stale croissants. All in all, I'd rather hike up to Yali's, or even better, somewhere off-campus.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IOGiivr1fjz2jxrlnMZkfw", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "61TH_LI3Ux7PSX2qRf1zBw", "text": "Bleh. Moca bianca = good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Zr83zDJCKCC-mlbJiQI_nQ", "date": "2007-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6UYQT1eqUPSPn3s0_u7KQg", "text": "The Free Speech Movement Cafe has Mario Savio's immortal words etched in metal that you can read while waiting in line:\n\n\"To me, freedom of speech is something that represents the very dignity of what a human being is. ... It is the thing that marks us as just below the angels.\"\n\nThat being said, FSM is the second-best cafe in Berkeley to engage in that practice known as \"eye-f*cking.\"\n\nAny student who has ever sat in a cafe to study during midterms has done it.  You're sitting at a table, enjoying your hot grilled chicken panini and fresh green salad, allowing your Americano to cool, when you see an attractive person sitting across the way from you.  S/he is typing away at a laptop, but every so often--so you think--s/he looks up and gazes intently into your eyes.  Maybe s/he is looking THROUGH you to the grayscale images of the Free Speech Movement behind you; maybe the person is simply seeking the camaraderie of another weary, exam-riddled soul.  But you know better.  S/he wants you.  You then allow yourself for the next twenty minutes to highlight the same tired line of Samuel Huntington while eye-f*cking that person.\n\nI've heard this practice referred to in a number of different ways.  For instance, for those inclined towards religion there is \"eye-hand-holding\" (which sounds gross, actually).  For those pursuing MRS degrees there is \"eye-marrying.\"  I prefer the anonymity and ever-so-titillating term mentioned in the paragraph above.\n\nThis all being said, FSM is a great place to study and hang out.  It's right in the middle of campus, so it's convenient for mid-day snacks or meetings.  It tends to get very crowded and very hot.  Expect to share your table, unless you do what I sometimes did: turn your table so that it is lengthwise against you.  Then spread out pens, books, and notepads over the entire expanse.  This will give you a little bit of privacy!\n\nAnd the sandwiches, entrees, and soups are delicious and reasonably priced.  Just be sure not to make a habit of it, as $7 or $8 for a sandwich and coffee every day tends to add up quickly!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "G3bUPrjE__b-jKpYASYFxg", "date": "2007-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7c1u1zU7eV5evAGJYhQnKw", "text": "this cafe in the middle of uc berkeley is a nice spot to grab lunch or coffee. they have good panini sandwiches and salads to choose from. the coffee is drinkable, but not good. it's definitely convenient if you find yourself on campus although when classes are in session, the line can be rather long and tables are difficult to come by. \r\n\r\nthe tables and walls are covered with newspaper clippings and histories of the movement that made berkeley famous, so you can grab a lunch here and learn something too!\r\n\r\nlastly, it tends to be a bit expensive...the speech might be free, but the food and drink's definitely are not.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EzRd6jmBYxL_G_SaE-xdvQ", "date": "2006-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7olQvr32Pde_50TrxgMkNg", "text": "nice coffeshop. Lot's of students with their laptops. Good coffee and nice big patio! The staff is friendly. I really liked the atmosphere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ICmRztithXUuzI6lFrvCiQ", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8vQeoPcnm15WocK1PZUnTA", "text": "I'm really suprised at everyone's raving reviews of this place and Strada. If these places are the best of Berkeley, I pity you people. I guess I may just brew it at home for two more years...\n\nThe coffee here is also boring, and you pretty much have to order coffee because any iced drink is tasteless. \n\nIf I'm having my joe to stay, I'll come here because its pretty spacious out on the patio. If you're getting coffee to go, I think the GBC has better coffee options...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wR_zzTNywskclfEzUbDgQw", "date": "2007-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9iDetKd7bU4sSCvkV2XhYw", "text": "I like this place a lot. The drinks, the wraps, the desserts. It's a really good place to go for a non-study study session with friends, but the problem is that it's always packed. Always. I have rarely been able to get a seat inside, or even one outside sometimes. But if you can find a place, hunker down and stake your claim.\n\nThe walls by the register have art about and inspired by the Berkeley Free Speech Movement, and it's nice to read little tidbits of speeches and pictures of significant moments from Berkeley's history. All around, a great place to soak up Berkeley culture.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "arwplMacHsbdi_YXfFh5qw", "text": "I like that it's open so late. The food doesn't taste the best; however, the selection of pastries is awesome. Their coffees are above average too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4RWjr6-QXA9Z-7gRMXMDhQ", "date": "2009-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b_SSBrVQFppPDJWuZGVcYQ", "text": "Ordered a simple black coffee but it turned out to be disappointingly weak and lacking in aroma. Also ordered a bagel. $3.25 in total for both coffee and bagel. Bad experience! \n\nI compared this with my experience in Tully's (on Shattuck Ave), which offers a \"coffee and bagel combo\" for a cheaper price and better quality. At Tully's, the coffee was fairly good, and at least they toast your bagel and spread cream cheese for you. Not here. \n\nAlso, it's crowded and NOT a good place to study. If you want to study, there are many quieter cafes around campus that might be more conducive and have better ambience. If you want to chill, hang out, meet friends, read your favorite book... Don't come here either. There're quite a few charming cafes around this area (Caffe Strada, for one, and my favorite - Sack's Coffee on College Ave). \n\nSorry, but FSM cafe gets only 1 star from me, despite its grand name and historical significance.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sjEHKb8HIFmynClwfpamlg", "date": "2010-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cq6YERcFAFOB3pP6LFBCRA", "text": "I am grateful that I have FSM so close to me. The food and drinks are okay, but it is really the wifi and studious atmosphere that I come for. \n\nWhenever I need to study I am never torn about going to either a noisy caf where I can get drinks and nourishment or a quiet library where I feel too alone. Personally, I have trouble studying by myself in places that are too quiet. I need some sort of soft background noise to quiet my mind and keep me focused.\n\nFSM has the awesome mixture and caf convenience and library studiousness.\n\nMy only compaint is that there are not enough outlets and indoor seating, but that usually doesn't stop me from coming.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-L9aYfl891vnGG-PNjdFmg", "date": "2007-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CW5G_lAha9sDeePT4DvXaQ", "text": "Every time I come here I rant about how overpriced the food is but end up getting it anyway, since it's right next to Moffitt (obviously this is how they get away with their prices).\n\nI definitely wouldn't recommend the coffee, but the white chocolate mocha seems to be a big hit among students (it's decent, very sweet). As for food, I like their chicken quesadillas and Chinese Chicken or Cobb salad. And of course, I highly recommend the pastries! The apple cloud, strawberry cheesecake, pumpkin tart (Thanksgiving season!), coffee cake, etc. \n\nOf course the best thing about FSM is that its hours coincide with Moffitt's - perfect for 24 hour library hours during finals. \n\nAs for seats, ask to share! No one ever stays long to study here anyway.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7fiRE5gWenxxgCUrlXs72Q", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d1FEqv96cOSsyYqAZAWs2A", "text": "The food here is actually pretty good. Here are the things I like\n-cake-like cookies\n-Mediterranean Salad\n-Coffee, Chocolate & Almond Croissant\n-Tuna salad wasn't bad, needs more of the tuna salad\n-Soup. Soup is the best thing here or anywhere.  They give you bread. And I love to soak it in the soup and just eat it. It nearly killed me when I saw my clam chowder had actual pieces of clam in it.\n\nThe bad\n-No credit or debit card. That is just extremely primitive and annoying.\n-This cashier on the weekend never smiles.  She said hi to one of the people in line in the worst way possible. Monotonic yet somehow very aggressive. This takes two stars away.  Its just very unpleasant! I just want to leave tip for the other cashiers out of spite for her. a faint smile at least?\n-Caesar salad.  Just don't.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QbB-nglms3OzR2xI7bs8nQ", "date": "2011-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DtZ3ZgxHVgxoLhqOl245Fw", "text": "Just the name alone and what it stands for merits a food rating....but I also happened to frequent this place a lot as its attached to the main library. The drinks here are only decent and a little on the weak side I found. I think they call it a spider bite here, a coffee with added espresso shot...well I normally got that with added Irish Cream flavoring and added creamer just to reach my caffeine threshold, especially during midterms/finals! (there's better oncampus coffee at that little stand at the bottom inside atrium thing of the chemistry building!)This place is a fairly good place to study but only on a good weather day and only outside. Its VERY noisy inside!! Which i guess makes it a good place to enjoy coffee and chat with friends.....of course only if you're lucky enough to find a seat. Being the central coffee joint in a bustling University...this place is usually jam packed. I ate here a few times for convenience....and I don't know why I did actually....the food over at Bear's Lair is much much better!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wurJLbqM_iM0R64dQ8r3Qw", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e5Cwbs05O7XKBWqZXqB5gQ", "text": "This place is CASH/CAL1CARD FRIENDLY ONLY. if you only have a credit card, you can buy a giftcard though. \n\nI come here when I have twenty minutes to eat and want something warm and soupy. They have two daily soups, although I've seen days where they only had one by lunch. The soups tend to be something of the curry lentil/california minestrone/chicken and vegetables variety. Not very creative, but good. If you ask for to-go, they give you a cup that looks exactly like the ones at GBC or Q2. If you ask for here, they give it to you in this glass bowl that seems a little bigger - not THAT much bigger, though. They also give you one or two slices of nice, soft bread... mmm, the best part! (:  For a little over $3, I'd say, not bad, not bad. \n\nI've also tried the Californian sandwich on focaccia bread. It tasted fine, but the proportions were definitely smaller than I had imagined for the price. They give you a salad with it too, which makes for pretty presentation, but the salad was limp and there was wayyy too much oil. I've seen their salads, too, and I guess I must be spoiled by Intermezzo or something, but they're definitely small comparatively as well. \n\nIndoor eating is REALLY LIMITED, mostly because there are a lot of people who just buy a coffee (or nothing), and sit there and study. Personally, I prefer to study at the library, which is only a few steps away... but outside seating is plentiful, if the weather is nice. I wouldn't go here with groups.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2SBxCX9cDzrLVdSweCQrXQ", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E_G0jTcg18SFC5oc8OQIcQ", "text": "I love this cafe for it's spacious outdoor seating (plus outdoor outlets!) and cheap coffee. It's my go-to study spot on nice days that I want to spend outside but can't because I have to study like a good Cal student. So I make the best of both worlds and study outside under the comfort of the awnings. The only downside, though, is that the place is usually PACKED with students. It's difficult to find a good seat unless you're hounding like a vulture and swoop in as soon as you see someone starting to pack up.\n\nThere's this girl who works at the register who either doesn't enjoy her job too much or doesn't care about the customers at all. She speaks in a very robotic way when she talks to you and tells you your total before taking your money and sending you on your way. I understand that it gets busy and you can get tired, but at least try to smile and make the customer feel welcome for buying something.\n\nThe coffee is okay -- nothing too special about it, but at just under $2 for a large cup, it fuels me through most of my mornings.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ok4JzVqlcGmQ0ZzoIld8aA", "date": "2011-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fr7AowgZEgtX4rykF1AvuQ", "text": "Expect to stand in a line that's just too long before ordering. Expect to wait 15 minutes if you've ordered food. Expect to never find any indoor seating because the people sitting at the tables are actually furniture. Expect to go outside and freeze your ass off when you have to settle for a table in the shade because this is Berkeley. Expect to come back because there's not that many over par patios at campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GzEL2HCLDt4yBZYS6Z0PZQ", "date": "2008-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GF8PQH-MS-4e__bk9p4wIQ", "text": "expensive, cash only, kinda slow\nthe food is alright, the coffee is alright\nthey do have fresh fruit: apples and banana for 75cents, i usually would grab one while i was studying\nthe atmosphere is good though. there is an indoor area as well as a large outdoor patio. nice for reading, grab lunch w/ a friend, meet up a study group. had some good times here during my college years at Cal. *sigh, the memories", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2008-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gzcrlCL71wXMKX7II7b4jw", "text": "The best soups ever !!! I usually go there when I am alone for lunch and it feels like such an urban place both inside and outside. I love the pictures and the tables they have inside, each of them carrying a bit of history from the free speech movement at Berkeley. And outside when you sit facing south, you get a wonderful view of trees on the lawn and on your right biosciences bulding stands very aesthetically. Coming back to food: my favorite soup is the Italian Wedding Soup, followed by Chicken Gumbo. Always homemade soups, very fast service...Don't be scared with the line, it moves really fast. Also, their pecan swirls are very crispy, love it, especially with a cup of latte, which is always perfectly made...Currently, my favorite on campus lunch place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a1igdZ2t25jOJo7Iw9PJ-g", "date": "2007-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h8Bo0YorZztav2_yL45jTw", "text": "Nice atmosphere. They offer sandwiches, grilled paninis, salads, coffees, and various baked goods. They also have biscotti. The only thing I've tried is their sandwiches: turkey on wheat and tuna on foccacia. If you ever order a sandwich here, definitely order it with foccacia. Still, I wouldn't recommend this place for sandwiches. The sandwiches are a bit overpriced for their size--small.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HHKVTQxei3BacHwDRrSVBA", "text": "It's just convenient caus it's in the center of campus and easy to go in and grab food, but:\n\na) it's expensive\nb) there are usually long lines at food-eating times\nc) there will never be seats because all the studious berkeley students hog them to study\n\nFood is okay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hNz2HOM64naRs7UzT7jbAA", "text": "FSM! Definitely a great place to study. \n\nEnvironment: There is a really nice feel to FSM because everyone is studying, and it (hopefully) motivates you to study too. It's usually not too loud, only a nice background noise that you get in cafes. However, this place is usually packed, and it's hard to find a spot inside unless you come early in the morning and stay throughout the day, which happens a lot during finals week. Oh, and I love that it's open 24 hours a day during dead week (for Cal students!). But, there's plenty of seating outdoors, which is nice on a sunny day. They have sort of a sun roof outside, so there can still be shade if it gets too hot, and there are lights outside at night as well. \n\nDrinks&Food: I personally love FSM coffee. It's a little small, but I think you get a discount if you get refills. Also, they offer honey instead of sugar, which is great. Their mocha is great too because it's not too sweet. They have huge salads and decent-tasting sandwiches. My favorite is the chiptote chicken Quesadilla.\n\nPrices: I think FSM could be considered a bit pricey, and they only take cash or cal debit. A Mocha is $2-3, and a meal is about $6-8, depending what you get, but they have pretty good quality, and I think it's worth it. \n\nService: Workers are pretty fast, and they don't really care if you just go there to study and not buy anything.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UJJfImaOyP-nkB2pyS5GfA", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HW7f0Wtzzpg-aCYc16-Mrg", "text": "The same owners run Cafe Zeb in Boalt, Caffe Strada, and Adagio restaurant. Quite the family business!\n\nStars only for the Italian soda:\n\nMy cousin got me hooked on Italian sodas so I wanted to try their kiwi one. But they had no kiwi syrup! Booooo. I went with my usual drink (pomegranate soda) and I was pleasantly surprised that their club soda is soooo much more sparkling/carbonated compared to Cafe Zeb's. I got a gift card from work so I'll probably max it out on Italian sodas...or maybe a BBQ chicken quesadilla.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2011-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iBSDSMVem1y0-KoAehOIEw", "text": "Very crowded but I'm still a fan of this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HqdRvkaxMrq3f7Jn8jn4jA", "date": "2010-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ICtvZPVzHQ8k3qzo51P9-w", "text": "It's in the library, and near the academic building in which I live.\n\nMy hand to God sometimes I go there just because sometimes I need someone to call me \"senorita\" or \"sweetie\". \n\nDecent espresso drinks, heinously overpriced (but tasty) food. So really based on the above it's more a sad affirmation of grad student life than anything, but that's not their fault.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZZ8XF4UOwaUnmgp_dnkRGA", "date": "2010-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iXTJQunTKiAaotJU8aZ_pQ", "text": "This is a very good cafe with convenient location, alright coffee and pastries, good food in a jam, wifi, some indoor seating, and lots of outdoor seating when the weather is nice. The morning buns and almond croissants are really good here. Outside there are well-lit stands with local and international newspapers in large print, updated daily. It is also nicely located in Moffitt Library with easy main stacks access.\n\nunfair to say, but it is the best cafe ON campus - though strada and milano beat it by far", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JJ4BiQgqNCCNBZeVh0F-zA", "text": "Evan's Thoughts\n\nBecause this place is called the \"Free Speech Movement Cafe\" I would assume it means I can say anything I want about it.  Well...I choose to say this: it was good!\n\nI ordered the turkey/avocado panini, with chips and a peach Italian soda.  It was delicious!  I felt very chic chewing my panini, looking at the quotes of Mario Savio, and watching the energy bar fluctuate showing us how many kilowatts of power were being used.\n\nMy one comment is expense:  $10.50 for a sandwich, chips, and drink?  I'll be coming back here every once in a while, but on a college student budget it would be difficult to frequent this cafe.  If you're looking for a rare treat, or a small bite, look no further.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZpnA9ZDunx6LwHIo7Gw8wg", "date": "2010-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KE9Pd9ZX3YKO0Ez0euu2ww", "text": "I would come here for the proactive studying ambiance, but not necessarily for the food.\n\nThe sandwiches and salads here are so-so; not bad, but I've definitely had better. I tried the turkey panini sandwich which was toasty and had turkey, avocado, pesto, and tomatoes. For $6.25 I expected larger portions and a better side salad, but it was still good. \n\nNOTE: Cash or cal 1 debit card\nNOTE: Bus your own tables!\n\nThe atmosphere of Free Speech Movement Cafe is wonderful and perfect for studying or group projects. There are several outlets and lots of indoor and outdoor tables and seating. The place is buzzing with activity and is geared towards student use as it is at a super convenient location on the UC Berkeley campus. The cafe is decorated with Civil Rights Movement wall images, and there is a cool little energy bar at the center of the cafe to show the kilowatt usage in the cafe. TV at the back plays news updates.\n\nCleanliness could be a little better. The staff doesn't have time to clean tables between customers, so I found some crumbs and a penny on my seat.\n\nWILL I come back: Yes, but for the environment, not for the food\nWHEN will I come back: When I need to meet for a group project\nWHAT will I do differently: go with coffee, not food", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5fSUbTL5n8BBqPwCQA70g", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L53oABAB3EXr9NTi5tjd-A", "text": "had the soup and salad combo. the house salad was extremely average. the soup - chicken tortilla -  was not pleasant. it was somewhat lukewarm, chicken tasted like fake meat, and the corn not blended with the rest of the flavors in the soup.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lgwtc5jfT4jI1XrMbHL2qw", "text": "FSM is known around campus for being the place where it's nearly impossible to find a table inside. It's true. I've gotten a table there way too few times in my 2 years of being a regular, and each time I've rejoiced quietly and made plans to somehow never leave that spot.\n\nOther than the impossible indoor seating, I actually love going to FSM. Their food is delicious, I've never experienced anything other than very pleasant service, and the location is the most convenient on campus.  The prices are high, though, which is why I set aside a certain amount of money per month on my Cal1 Debit card and just use it there. If it runs out, then I know I've gone to FSM too much and I should probably stay away from those bacon-filled cobb salads and yummy white mochas anyway. \n\nTip from a regular: when you're feeling depressed about an upcoming midterm (or if you just got one back and want to drown your sorrows), get a bundt cake. They're all delicious, but I'd say the chocolate one just adds that extra dose of comfort :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GYloik8l3P-6WRu4SpyANw", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lSBPclHAUz_OyYzmKPQZWQ", "text": "This place is about convenience (if you can get a seat) and good Californian sandwiches, which are, admittedly, overpriced. The coffee is pretty bad. The staff are loud and can be kind of rude. I do like the atmosphere, though, and it gets 3 stars just because the location can't be beat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LWFcRQnizh7z8AcTPAtrNQ", "text": "I usually come here for the paninis and their chinese chicken salad which are consistently good. They have a pretty good pastry section if you're looking for something sweet. This isn't my go-to coffee place but it's conveniently located on campus so I end up getting coffee from here. It's a nice place to hang out with your friends otherwise.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cRowPCSN8X7ouXVY_FLjxQ", "date": "2011-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m_DW4NZeOPpIE-TWUBnYRw", "text": "Okay, so this place is amazing when it comes to final, midterms, or taking a break from the library. \n\nI really like the paninis cause they always taste good. But the vinaigrette dressing can be a bit acidic at times but it's still good nevertheless.\n\nTheir black bottom muffin, biscotti, and espresso brownie bar are my stable.\n\nThe only reason why I took away 1 star is because the Italian soda is not that great and it's always crowded with a bijillion people during normal school year.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mYEJlDHw5aYaMEmGVem3lg", "text": "I used to go to the FSM quite a bit as a student because the atmosphere is unbelievably serene by Berkeley standards. And wouldn't you know it, I got a job downtown Berkeley. So, I'm back! \n\nI typically just get a bowl of soup, which is a bout 4 bucks. They have two different soups ever day. You never know kind of soup it is going to be, but you can always guarantee it'll be very good. \n\nBesides the soup, their antipasto salad is a favorite of mine.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dAYFH9kU7S2XNW4zjAT4-A", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n-tAh_atAiNaBHF2tQ9nKg", "text": "This place is almost always busy. I love this place. It's always a great place to pick up some food or get some studying or people watching in.\n\nThey have some great food here. The paninis are great here, but I love the salads and quesadillas are amazing. My favorites are the Caesar Salad with Chicken and the Southwestern quesadilla. \n\nThe espresso brownie is amazing here! The chocolate cake is good too. I enjoy chocolate so everything that is everything chocolate is good. \n\nFSM is a great spot to eat, drink, and \"study\"...more so than that...people watch!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RUXeyp_Af2C5t9JFyJlBQ", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nwfj1KoEM6SQ6jRGOV313A", "text": "It is ALWAYS difficult finding a seat inside the FSM, but outside is very spacious. The pastries and drinks are pretty good. Really enjoyed their apple cloud and iced chai latte. I got to use my Cal1 Card (even though I wish meal points could be used here). The location is really convenient to meet with fellow students, study, and grab some coffee. :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AQUDm8B47ZhXZ4-oOz22mQ", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O3GqSur4C495S0X_lrcMeQ", "text": "Downsides: The coffee is mediocre, the vulture-like waiting on the limited amount of tables can be vicious, the bathroom might be sprayed with urine by some douche who used it beforehand (maybe this just happened to me) and conversations of the people sitting nearby can be incredibly distracting. \n\nBut overall, the FSM is a cool cafe. Good place to meet up with classmates and study with friends (central location) and their food is delicious (especially the Californian sandwich w/ focaccia bread). \n\nA definite Berkeley-must.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FSg-2iUEOXZSz390j8QXbQ", "date": "2009-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OBJPnvCfJ-hdqjJ8MnSvXg", "text": "oh FSM with their dim ass lighting, yet somehow even during non-midterm/finals season hordes of college students sit and study/read/youtube.  the outdoor seating is okay, although Berkeley is pretty chilly most days to actually enjoy the outdoor seating.  i always go for the quick, and overpriced costco croissants.  recently i discovered the chocolate cake which is actually pretty heavenly. seriously it's like putting a chocolate cloud in your mouth.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6h9XcrSd-Mw_FbdZL7UZGQ", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oM_U2gIRJCOOAB5WjFwLRQ", "text": "This is a pretty awesome place to eat while studying or also just pick up coffee or a wrap really fast. The only downside is that this place is almost always really packed, especially the inside seating. Also, the line gets really long during the day time. The prices are also a little expensive for not all that great food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P0AAYE_DVddjifVQYVLQBw", "text": "Love the outdoor patio.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SA-2TBmWLp8D1VULfWW8yw", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P2Aeg7XrmYp0x9Wi3N_OEg", "text": "FSM Cafe has always been a perfect place for studying and grabbing a quick bite! The fact that it's open late (2 AM) and has both outdoor and indoor seating means it's perfect for any occasion at basically any time of the day! As one can imagine, being so close to campus means that everyone is here in between classes getting a snack or a fast meal aka lines can seriously suck during the lunch hour. The food and drinks usually do come out pretty quickly though (less than 10 minutes), which makes up for the long lines.\n\nI'd recommend the Cobb Salad or the Chicken Pesto Wrap here! Those are my main go-to food items here - the salad portion is pretty generous and the wrap is tasty and already ready-made! The drinks here are also really good especially the mocha - the coffee used here is also fair trade, which is always a plus. Warning: cash only.\n\nOutlets will be hard to find here generally speaking so don't expect to find one that easily. You should probably be enjoying your company and/or textbook anyways I suppose...Oh and a side-note, there's a bathroom around the corner from the cafe, which is pretty nasty. My suggestion: go to the bathroom directly across from the cafe through the door leading to the second floor so that you don't have to deal with waiting in line to use the bathroom, which already doesn't smell too welcoming in the first place. Other than that...FSM Cafe is a great place to study at in my book!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_4ivf3hN0FnofSmGLjOT7w", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "px7H9tJdshNbL3jHvVaQcQ", "text": "I LOVE FSM! Not only is it conveniently located on campus, it has a soothing, quaint ambiance and good food/ drinks! Definitely one of my favorite study spots but you have to get here early in order to find a table. I like their coffees and iced teas, and generally end up ordering food here- the BBQ chicken quesadillas are really good, fresh, and filling, and their chocolate cake makes me feel better after a brain frying study session at Moffitt. I like how they have yogurts, fresh fruit, and fruit juices- helps me pick healthy snacks while I'm cramming for a big midterm.\n\nThe only complaints I have about this place are that they don't accept credit cards and that it gets really busy during mealtimes. Plan ahead!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qCxju0zxXST3ohKORwWrTQ", "text": "it's fine. its not terribly pricey and everything is OK but nothing is really remarkable. it saves you from walking 10 minutes to anything else.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kORGcgi0Iw2RG8gJl84MVA", "date": "2006-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qYpzEVz2pyIraJlk4tCVqA", "text": "I worked on campus post-graduation for a couple of years and FSM cafe was really close to my lab so I would often get a sandwich here if I didn't have time to go off campus for lunch. I liked the turkey sandwiches (add bacon of course!) and occasionally had a decent cup of soup here (except I was not a fan of the Italian wedding soup - weird unidentifiable meatballs in it that were grey and strange.) compared to the other on campus cafes this one is much better in my opinion. also they have my favorite chips - the kettle brand (honey mustard & thai spice rule!) If you have more time hit up a better nearby cafe like Yali's!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kgGeob2_AdgJY-xqtPsUjQ", "date": "2008-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r1F2GbmK-Goiy3gYwvThKg", "text": "Not terribly bad. I love their food! It's delicious, but their drinks are only okay. Try the danish, blueberry! It's dabomb!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8MnvN0Iqo7bXUU8Ux88F4w", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RWxBYlbIVV4uTakv_Z0-eA", "text": "I don't think I would have survived college without FSM. \nFind yourself falling asleep in the library at 1AM? No problem, head next door to FSM and grab a cup of tea or coffee. \nThey also have some decent pastries to satisfy your late night sweet tooth (I recommend the apple cloud or black bottom muffin). \nTheir coffee isn't great, but it isn't terrible. Their tea selection is pretty decent. The best part is how convenient it is and how late it is open. \n\nIf quiet libraries aren't your scene it also provides a really nice atmosphere to study in. I love and miss this cafe dearly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0Q054fpSX2tunjRKmtsvIw", "date": "2008-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RXH95V1chTOMSM3aT-qUJw", "text": "For me, this is one of those places I'm not a huge fan of but am a regular out of convenience.  \n\nIt annoys the hell out of me that they (sometimes) charge me an extra 50 cents just to lighten my tea with soy milk...most places only add this charge when you're actually making an espresso drink with soy.  I know its just 50 cents, but its still annoying, considering how little I actually use, and how much tea I drink.  Actually they don't serve tea that well at all...for some reason there's this one guy who pours soy milk directly into hot water (which by now isn't hot enough to even brew tea), which is filled like 2 inches below the rim of the cup and hands me a tea bag...uh, thanks? \n\nAlso, the constant yelling of numbers for orders of food gets really annoying.  I'm not saying I know of a better system, but its still annoying.  There are tables with access to outlets for laptops, but they're usually always taken and well coveted.  Finding an indoor seat is often rare.  Again, annoying,.\n\nStill I go here all the time because its conveniently located, and I still have this romantic notion of havng a bite to eat while doing homework and not being too far away from class.  Yet I always feel a little aggrivated when I leave.  That usually depends on what homework I do in there, as there are some subjects that you just can't study while someone is yelling \"Fifty-three! Fifty-three!\"\n\nI will say this.  They handle the volume of people coming through very efficiently. Also, food doesn't take that long.   At peak times, there is a tremendously long line and the workers are incredible at going through it quickly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SiXn72Pfk_GIkiokoNwXYA", "date": "2009-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S7_QW9UH1G-0b5iepYaxTg", "text": "As of now, my favorite coffee place in Berkeley!  A pretty high compliment when you consider the competition of places like Philz and Peet's.  I usually only order their coffee (soy latte = amazing), but I've had their food a couple times and it's equally delish.  Also, its location on campus is perfect because it's in the middle of everything:  near my classes, right next to the library, near food.  \n\nMy only complaint is that it gets ridiculously crowded at times.  If you want to study here (it's a really nice place to study, if you don't mind louder places), you'll probably need to head outside because the tables on the inside are normally full.  Also, barely any outlets. \n\nTip #1:  Kind of unrelated, but it's extremely difficult to sneak coffee/food into the library.  It needs to be completely hidden. Just a warning, because they've definitely made me chug a full cup of coffee before letting me through... \n\nOverall:  YUMMY COFFEE, close to lots of stuff, crowded but worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kVwvb9vW0sPBGryY8slB-w", "date": "2012-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SDZ3FS_f_K-0erF6rdqc6g", "text": "somehow i always found myself here my last semester at cal. \n\nthe coffee &espresso drinks are crap. their sandwiches looked delectable, but too pricey for the size... yet i always came back.\n\nit must be the environment.. i always found that i could concentrate best here. of all places. really. for non-final times, make sure to stake out a table before 10am. by an outlet. yeah. bring snacks. yes. i said it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5HoV4QrQhMmkHmmqCohfCg", "date": "2010-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sR1u0fImqPB36hgXMsjpZg", "text": "Got the Mediterranean salad and I'm pretty sure all the ingredients had passed their prime except the lettuce.  The feta and artichoke hearts tasted rotten.  Yuck.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "f5-0o_iBl6G0hiiTo55ZjA", "date": "2012-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t0RL0ueeEwBumhUDaAHSfA", "text": "Favorite place to study on campus. I love the outside terrace! You get to see lovely squirrels occasionally being fed (or sometimes stealing!) and being adorable !\nI absolutely love the atmosphere. I never understood how this place was more quiet than the library. (Its the only place on Earth you have to be quiet, come on people. Come on.) \nNow, its not deathly quiet. There's casual conversations, but you can totally study here. I am sad on the days that it is cold, well both sad and happy. I'm sad that I have to sit in the cold, but I am happy that no one else does! They all crowd inside... I personally don't like the inside..\n\nIts cool. Just me and the squirrels will enjoy the whole terrace then :)\n\nTheir cobb salad is delicious. But I didn't pay for it, so what can I say. That's probably why it was good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rb3ujWPPnhvvshHJzD6Uhg", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TctbMlIuZ_cK9138zYk_-Q", "text": "this place charges .85 for a cup of hot water--even if its your own cup!  Kind of reminds me of the behavior of the UC Regents.  I like the patio when its nice out.  It is also open till 1am but super crowded.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hpbzePEzBM3ZrtWUFoxpmQ", "date": "2011-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U1LL7KnZp-f1s6v0aIffMw", "text": "This cafe is also a walk-in exhibit.  While the free speech images and Mario Savio quotes plastered all over the walls and tables are pretty amazing, they have this even cooler interactive exhibit.  Check out the energy consumption meter at FSM (http://www.macetech.com/blog/node/91).  You can see all the details of how much power is being used throughout the cafe, including what you are using from your laptop.\n\nOh!  The ICED White Chocolate Mocha!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bj1f2-_N-9T-9jHmlHMWFw", "date": "2010-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Um_EprAxF5kQ5JbsPy1jow", "text": "I am quite positive that this place is run by the same people that run Cafe Strada across from campus. How the two differ is beyond amazing to me. What I love is that they accept the Cal 1 debit card so my dad can still pay for my late night study sessions when I have a group project. MAJOR PLUS!\n\nBesides from that, I love that it's always full of people studying and doing everything and anything. The seats outside where you can just relax on a cool nice day and eat a slice of cheesecake with a strawberry on time? Fantastic! People watching because you are taking the fiftieth study break? Yess!!\n\nThe coffee could be a little bit better so stick to the espresso-based drinks, seriously. I am a big fan of their Americanos (espresso and hot water) and just snacking on their pastries. The only thing that I hate is that they are just horrid at managing their lines. I used to work at Starbucks back in the day and we expedited people through by taking their orders in line so we can have their drinks done when they pay. Why can't this place do the same if you know your store is busy, especially during certain hours? Additionally, I look at the people that grab the food and damn, they look really good but I am just too broke to pay for those salads and sandwiches. They look amazing but why must you break the bank?! :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "up-fj0VLX-s7jXGsiHwjPg", "text": "This dump deserves at least three dollar signs if only because a fucking hardboiled egg costs 75 cents.  Thats also pretty much the only thing worth getting here unless you want to pay 10 bucks for a warm Cobb salad in too much dressing.  The coffee SUCKS, the prices SUCK, but the selection, especially for late-night studying rounds, oh yeah IT FUCKING SUCKS.  \"Hmm, shall I have the defrosted cheesecake or a bag of chips with my muddy \"fair-trade\" cup of coffee? They both sound soo refreshing at 2 am. Brain-food, really.\"\n\nOkay so there is one thing about this place that keeps it from earning the monostar. On any given night, should you be lucky enough to actually find a seat, sit back, put your studying aside, and prepare to witness an endless influx of the HOTTEST Persian girls you never knew went to this school. Why do hot Persian girls love this place so much? I'll never know. But God bless America, Free Speech has em hooked.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sKoPElPVYYBpwxLUU2xn_w", "date": "2008-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UQ4lWLLG78Vsk4j3lCecXw", "text": "The coffee is god-awful terrible, the food ok but way overpriced, and at least 50% of the time your order will get messed up.\n\nSo why 3 stars? Best place to study/do work on campus that isn't the library. When it isn't super crowded. Make sure you come with your laptop at 100% battery life, because fighting for an outlet can be brutal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qdQaacwJMfnBXgJwMcNZyQ", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UyE0MJ0izlBA7cduJClPdg", "text": "The food and coffee here is nice. And there are plenty of seating. Kind of pricey though and very very busy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vFMnhZz7o4itQMXwIDu0YQ", "text": "This is a great spot to grab lunch from on campus. It's pretty busy in the day time on weekdays. Sometimes, you'll have to wait 15 minutes for food , but if you go on the weekend or late at night, the wait is very tolerable. The coffee here is okay. I always grab a mocha or a hot chocolate. The food is pretty good. The paninis are the best! Soup is delicious too! I was not too impressed with the main entree salads however. I don't get sandwiches too often, but when I do, it's pretty good. My fav order is a ham panini.\n\nThe atmosphere's nice. Lots of college kids. However, the place is just so darn packed with indoor seating that I mostly get take out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UyuQkwXx4jjOx2akmOau4w", "date": "2008-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vg1mc7OHx3UmHqcx-ESUoA", "text": "You'd better arrive early if you want to seat and it's not school break, but the staff is super friendly, the expresso is good, and generally speaking, the food is good for a cafeteria. Not the cheapest place on campus, but I could spend hours working there. Except a little noisy, I'd say if you can't focus that well, take earplugs or music.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CGYNqIYyJK3diZLRDf4gFQ", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V_qMZTPgYvjwmmkHb_1Znw", "text": "During midterms and finals seasons, I spend a lot of time studying at Moffitt and Doe, so I occasionally drop by FSM for a quick bite to eat. It's almost impossible to find a seat inside since those tables are always in high demand, but if it's a nice day, I don't mind sitting outside (although there are only a few outlets). I usually order the California sandwich on foccacia (cucumber, tomato, avocado, onions, greens, and some zesty mayo), which comes with a side salad if you eat in but not if you take it to go. The sandwich is delicious and the sauce is good (this is coming from someone who doesn't even like mayo). However, they tend to put too much dressing on the salad most of the time. I've literally had my salad drowning in dressing before, so I just tried to scrape as much as I could off...\n\nThere's nothing too special about their coffee, but I do like their chai latte since the spices are yummy. If you're feeling something sweet, get the apple cloud!! It's kind of a hybrid between an apple pie pastry and cheesecake! It's pretty dense, so it'd be perfect if you shared with someone, but I have been known to finish the whole thing myself before!\n\nTIP: Try to avoid coming during the lunch rush since the line can extend from the counter to the Moffitt lobby desk..eek! Also, $5 minimum for card!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VVoOouPyaVSCK5TkMtgjpg", "text": "Every time you come you have a term paper or a midterm and you're desperately looking for a place to sit, no seating is to be found. You're forced to join the mass of people hovering in the corner waiting for a seat. Experiencing this one too many times forces me to bump down my review a couple notches.\n\nI absolutely love the food here, though. Skip the overrated grilled paninis and stick with the normal sandwiches. The foccacia that they use is delicious. The cobb salad, loaded with fresh greens and actual roast chicken that they shred themselves, is also one of my favorite go-tos. If only they took credit...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mfu3oMFJEJyMgN1goQlFUw", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wbJ11iv_RTxbK8A6WEeqwg", "text": "I work near here, so I have tried many things....\n\n1) Cobb salad is good, lots of good stuff in it.  Ask for extra dressing on the side though, because one time I barely got any vinagrette dressing, so my salad was bland is unsatisfying.  It comes with lots of goodies in it, including avocado and bacon!\n\n2) Do NOT get the caprese panini unless you want the most bland panini EVER.  It has mozzerella cheese, tomato, and pesto sauce.  Essentially the only thing you'll taste is the cheese, at best.  0 stars.\n\n3) Their deli sandwiches are good.  I've had the honey ham sandwich numerous times, and only once did I not enjoy it because they gave me stale bread.  Otherwise, it is usually a satisfying meal. 3 stars.\n\n4) The quesadillas are good, but they get soggy FAST if you do take-out.  Try to eat these on site.\n\n5) The turkey & mango wrap is good, and is easy to eat on-the-go.  When it's not mango season though, the mango might be a bit sour and not very soft.\n\n6) The lowfat cranberry pumpkin muffin is pretty good, once you get used to the texture.  It's a bit more dense than your typical muffin.  Good flavor though.  4 stars.\n\n7) The apple cloud is good, just don't get an end piece and you'll be fine.\n\n8) The espresso brownie is DEEElicious! 5 stars.\n\n9) The blackbottom muffin is said to be really good, according to my boss... although I haven't tried it myself.  Per his review, 4.5 stars.\n\n10) Apple juice and orange juice are good.  Apple is more of a cider.  The orange juice can be sour, if it's not orange season.  They do not have cranberry juice, other than the fizzy kind in a bottle.\n\n11) Their espresso drinks are always made right for me. 5 stars", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KYYFXHOeQUeo3qwBpUoZdw", "date": "2010-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wTjWj7sQVwjlzUPQqroRpg", "text": "The food at FSM is absolutely delicious. I've tried just about all their vegetarian options, all of which were reasonably priced and delicious. Their veggie sandwich with the pickled onions is to die for and was a weekly treat for me in between my two toughest/longest classes. It made my 10 hour class day manageable and almost...dare I say it....worth it? \n\n-1 star for the seating. Finding seating inside is nearly impossible, but if you can deal with the sun/wind/rain/heck, all the natural elements outside then there's usually room. It's more likely that the weather elements will disappear before they make any huge changes to this building, but it wouldn't be so terrible for them to convert some of the outdoor space into more indoor seating. \n\nThey say they only take cash---under $10. It's a well kept secret but you can use a credit card if you buy a gift card or if your order is over $10!\n\nOrganic & tasty food, reasonable prices, great location, quick service...I'm a fan!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CKk4XQ80-lb8Ep_ntulvWg", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x_FAIZGAQWiDWdiiTS3WUg", "text": "The name always cracks me up.  I can't really say much about the food, never had it.  I have enjoyed two italian sodas from this cafe and like others have said, it's convenient.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fPROLvVR20DTvqpy7IdTIQ", "date": "2006-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ybqCevMRTFoq0Iyfw_qs0w", "text": "Very disappointed that there were not any hippies, but instead were just a bunch of wannabe hipsters and college students at The Free Speech Movement. The coffee was great (Winning, anyone?) but the muffins left me wanting to take part in a movement of a different kind.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K0C4VkxAUIIXBkGq5kMr8w", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ylo-jCdzbEK7oYqA1Blh9A", "text": "FSM can get really crowded but they make pretty good tuna melts.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Y6SwkCCv9EzZ1b9_aKNJpg", "date": "2008-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zf0AvwSEVJENo6iDo82HXg", "text": "Customer service :)\n\nI was having a pretty off morning and decided to grab a hazelnut iced coffee only to be disappointed. I bought a regular iced coffee also to see if it was just the syrup I didn't like. However, I was unsatisfied. \nWhen I went back to complain, the barista asked no questions and offered either my money back or an iced americano. I took the americano; good decision.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ryFL5AT_BtZMQSdzse-GjA", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7Cm2-w9XpoxUpIPkpwDn2Q", "text": "Great customer service is always awesome. Finding a table to study at FSM... not so much. But by far, my favorite place to study on/around campus.\n\nLemon poppyseed cake. YUM. Chicken tortilla soup. YUM. Sandwiches. YUM! Great place to eat and study.\n\nI wish I were a Berkeley undergrad still =(. Go BEARS!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AG15AcqZ2rd06BV5nNFXlw", "date": "2012-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "f3h5oOoxwopOPcrGbq3c5g", "text": "This place is good for the quick late night omg! i'm fucked espresso shot taken right after you woke up in the library 2 hrs before closing time. \n\nthey also have espresso brownies.\n\nand red bull.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hrGqgkmZh1oSrcEcBGz_Ow", "date": "2006-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ht_96psXEOOqp8QD0XrTdA", "text": "I've only been here for coffee related beverages because: a) the actual food is way too expensive, especially for a place that serves mostly college students, b) there's never anywhere to sit, especially if it's cold or rainy, c) the line is typically very long, especially around lunch time or during finals, which is when I'd probably want to go here in the first place. \n\nThe Coffee Spot on Lower Sproul is a better alternative, and is far less expensive, although they're open less.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MoRPIvEZXPTRdAXtvXci0Q", "text": "3 stars for food. The food is pretty bland, I would recommend walking the 5 minutes to Bancroft or Hearst. \n\n5 stars for location - so convenient!! Especially during finals...\n\nFSM is great for the quick Red Bull/ coffee/ chocolate chip cookies run...\nIt is also a great place to meet someone to quickly go over some work.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BhkkJQbSy_womFDYIYTgQg", "date": "2009-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Obo2mAfQEePFAExsKp15wQ", "text": "Used to visit this cafe at least once a week while studying at Cal.  I loved the outdoor patio, lattes, salads and focaccia sandwiches.  My order was always ready quickly and made correctly!  The location on campus is what really makes it...so central.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "diDXW06J_Llz_Q8gY2bfZw", "date": "2008-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "X_ipyv2gwh2uz_jLw9UABQ", "text": "I really like studying here, esp. if I get a seat on the left side against the wall. Those are my fav. Their coffee is good and lighting is good, it's not too loud but it's not so quiet that you can hear people's every movement. The bad thing here is that it is always crowded, so I always have to be QUICK about running to open seats once they free up. \n\nI haven't tried their food here yet because it's kind of pricey, but I can TELL they are really good, esp. their salads! I'll try one soon, I will. \n\nI wish I'd come here more often though--but I'm just too lazy to walk from my apartment to come here to study most of the time. You may see my roommate here though, like EVERYDAY :D She's a die-hard true FSM go-er.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XpuNEgQPFBe0se9Agpprgg", "date": "2010-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "vh95ntX8LbM6QwAChOgg_A", "text": "Come here, grab a coffee, and plan an intifada or discuss which tree on campus is the best one to take up residence in.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vf3DJncooLUHWYele0Cxrw", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3VB9nMpEtHHM9xAxWpRtrg", "text": "From Sun-Thu, this place is open as late as the adjoining library -- 2am. Which is nice, since you can grab that last cup of coffee before you head home and finish that last page of your term paper that you oh god make this end already i don't care about what plato and caesar have to say help me\r\n\r\nAnyway, the drinks and food are actually reasonably priced for a cafe. Their sandwiches and salads are decent, and they're usually prepped quickly. The problem, however, is the crowd. Jesus, the crowds. A parade of students, faculty, and staff results in ridiculous lines during lunch hour. Good luck finding a place to sit indoors during the afternoon/evening hours. The lack of seating bothers me, since the cafe only opened a few years ago. Couldn't they have anticipated the popularity of the place? It's difficult to get a decent-sized study group organized here because the seating is so awkward (individual chairs placed around very small tables).\r\n\r\nThe outdoor seating isn't too bad, but beware of the student groups who gather here AND TALK VERY LOUDLY JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2006-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5a80uoEf9lrRsHi967Dn_A", "text": "FSM is a partial reason to how I turned into a better student hahah mainly it helped drag my butt over to the moffit library to study. Especially during 24 hr library i had comfort knowing if my stomach was growling at 2am and needed a quick fix, i could pop downstairs for a chai latte or espresso brownie. I also like just sitting there in a place surrounded with bustling people who are equally stressed out about their stuff.It just motivates one to study more in the frenzy. With my music on and a room filled with people i can be in the zone to tackle w/e I need to. \n\nIts hard to get seats ( the wall ones with the outlests)there during midterms and finals weeks but its doable but one just have to be a little bit more diligent and motivated to get one and be patient enough to wait for it too. Either you wake up really early and get there around 7:30amish or hoards of ppl leave there around dinner time too around 5:30pm. \n\nFood and Drinks wise i've tried an extensive bit. I'll list a few consistent Favorites:\nDrinks:\nSoy Latte- its really frothy and creamy and comes in a tall \"venti\" sized glass.\n\nChai Latte- i used to not like chai tea because the spices were too overpowering for me but this changed my opinon of it. I'm not one to change my opinion so quickly either.\n\nItalian Soda- I really like mixing Strawberry and Pomegranate. The sweetness of the strawberry is balanced with the tartness of the pomegranate. A wedge of lemon is given with the drink. It's perfect for a hot summer's day.\n\nApple Juice- Their fresh squeezed apple juice is just so refreshing. Its a bit expensive but worth a try if you want something just wholesome 100% organic i guess haha. \n\nFood:\nI love their Salads and Panini Sandwiches \n\n1) Cobb Salad- This salad is HUGEEEE. If i wasn't gonna eat anything else for the day this is sufficent to keep me full for the whole day. It is delicious and nutritious!!! It has all the carbs,veggies,protien you need in one! As a person that used to not like blue cheese this salad has made me a fan of it. The crumbled bitsof it in the salad add a hit of nuttiness to the overall taste of things. It also comes with a strip of foccacia bread. I highly recommend it no one ever has been disappointed by it. \n\n2) Chicken Caesar Salad- The sheer amount of chicken that comes with this salad is already worth the price but i love it for the creamy dressing and the really fresh romaine heart lettuce as well. \n\n3) Caprese panini- Simple fresh ingredients are the best for sandwiches. Fresh mozzarella cheese slab with tomato,basil drizzled in balsamic vinegar and pressed hot.  \n\nOther honorable mentions are the roast beef panini and the BBQ chicken quesadillas (this one takes a bit longer to make).\n\nDesserts; i'm a dessert junkie and FSM desserts fufill my sweet tooth.\n1) My favorite is the Carrot Cake. The cream cheese frosting isn't overpowering in sweetness but compliments the cake really well. The cake itself is very moist.\n2) Strawberry Cheesecake- The cheesecake is done right, firm and not runny. It's pretty solid and a treat to have especially right after acing a midterm. \n\nOther noteworthy ones are the  espresso brownie,chocolate cake, blueberry muffin and the apple cloud. \n\nI will for sure come back and visit it in my grad school years as it has served me so wonderfully in my undergrad days :).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ydFTjJ5yqDCk1V0V1k1wUQ", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6lohTXO1ekOeY-CTert_iw", "text": "There's nothing particularly great about any of the food or coffees served here. I've had the paninis and sandwiches offered and both times was pretty disappointed. \n\nHowever, it's on campus and convenient. Those are the only two reasons I would ever eat at Free Speech; but it's still over-priced (almost $15 for a sandwich and a coffee) and pretty bland. \n\nYou're better off just eating at People's Cafe or the Yali's Cafe on campus\n\nAnd they only take Cash :/", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EzXgJ1oNsjL1__LwCJNnhQ", "date": "2009-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b4jZWX0bKoFN2VBmk1W7dg", "text": "FSM is basically where all CAL students will frequent often at some point in their time on campus. During the school year, it's nearly impossible to find a table inside. When you do find one, you basically don't leave until you absolutely must. \n\nThe outdoor seating is nice during the summer, but the concrete benches are so uncomfortable. During the fall and winter, it's freezing, but when there's no seating inside you suck it up and go outside. They should consider installing heating lamps. \n\nThe sandwiches are expensive, but I do enjoy their turkey panini with avocado, tomatoes, mozzarella on foccacia. The salad that accompanies the sandwich is sort of blah. \n\nThe only drinks I've ordered here are chai lattes and mochas. It was here that I discovered the greatness of the chai latte; so GOOD!\n\nOne drawback is they don't take credit card, although I think they just started to take cal1 points? Also the workers there sometimes carry a \"I don't give a damn\" attitude; I don't blame them though, college students can be annoying.\n\nI have many fond memories studying at FSM for bio, physics during the summer, and with random groups. The pictures of the free speech movement lining the walls of the cafe are awesome! \n\nGo Bears!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mICZcikFQX3J_m8Kp_2s2A", "date": "2009-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G6_LyVP0QtBEvzr-4xlEOQ", "text": "Quality: Organic/fair trade coffee. My favorite. :) The salads and quesadillas aren't worth it, so I wouldn't suggest eating dinner here unless you absolutely have to (staying in late to study)\n\nVenue: To stay true to its name, there's a lot of references to the free speech movement + other related politics. Just yesterday, they had a segment on the arab spring which looked pretty cool. \n\nAmenities: Bathrooms are disgusting. However, the outdoor seating (with SOME outlets) make up for it. \n\nAccessibility: Right in the heart of campus. Walkable distance. \n\nNearby: VLSB, East Asian Library, Moffitt Library\n\nHopes: A bit loud, especially when you need to study. Other than that it's pretty good.\n\nTip: This place gets PACKED during finals. You're pretty much out of luck if you don't reserve a seat by the time it opens. It closes when Moffitt closes. Cash/Cal1Card only!\nWi-fi for students only.\n\nWill I come back? Yes! (if there's room)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iMN0wIOzXGf-Ki0BTfXuGw", "text": "I've been going to Cal for two years and I've never sat down at FSM to study until this summer. During the school year, this place is always packed with PEOPLE. Not like you can't get enough of that at Berkeley already. \n\nDuring the summer, it's a little more mellow, so it's not as crowded. \n- Coffee: I love their coffee!! \n- Mocha Bianca: almost as good as the one from Strada. \n- Latte: Vanilla = extra 50 cents, nonfat milk = extra 10 cents, total = $3.85 = too expensive for just a latte\n- Pastry: their pastry is alright\n- Food: I tried their Californian Deli Sandwich and it was really good. \n\nGood place to study because they have nice seating area, but I doubt I'll be able to study here during the semester. Outdoor is nice for light reading/meeting.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2009-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MbJ45jDDfuFr10IaUnCOUw", "text": "Best bet of finding a seat would be ten minutes before any hour - aka when people are heading out to class or else the chances of finding a seat are super slim.\nThe atmosphere is basically just Berkeley students. A lot of meet ups/ casual office hours are held here so if you wanted a quiet cafe to study... Not the place sorry! \n\nFood wise they are like the rest of the campus restaurants - overpriced. However I think their soup and salad combo is pretty good and the coffee ain't half bad! The salads tends to be drenched  in dressing though. The expresso brownie is fabulous.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zDga0uLn_GBGnf2VJCC9Sw", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MxfwqDYBxNxTVZ5vbZgNng", "text": "the californian sandwich is delicious. also try their cobb salad. this place is always crowded and has a nice outdoor patio. overpriced, cash only, nice outdoor area. \n\nfantastic hot white mocha... even better when they actually use the soy milk that you paid the extra 65 cents for.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N_avgiW-D6o4qYRAo7-5fw", "text": "One of the best salads around campus, now that Cafe Intermetzo is gone. I love their Asian Chicken Salad. Its nice and crunchy. Their roasted chicken is delicious and so is the ginger/Asian-tasting dressing. The only negative is that its too crowded and the only place to find a place to sit is outside and its always really cold outside, especially during dead week. I'm not big on coffee so I can't opine on that but it seems popular.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2011-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OTcgmfYTb_ZR5LBWTKxxDg", "text": "Got a bran muffin for ~$2 for a pre-meeting snack in Moffitt. As said in previous reviews, FSM is over-priced, but they survive despite what they charge because of their prime location for catching students with severe mid-study session cravings. Seating is rather hard to come by, and the squirrels out on the deck are way too comfortable around people--warning: they will climb right up to your face! Previously, I've gotten their chicken sandwich, which comes with salad. Satisfying meal, but by no means extraordinary. Lines get long, though they have quick service.\n\nI think my reviews are probably positively biased just because I am always super hungry, especially when I resort to on-campus locations.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RrKQy70KqtyUE6mW1OReyA", "text": "I recommend the salads (especially the mediterranean vegetarian salad and the blue cheese/bacon/egg salad), the soups are decent, the veggie and chicken quesadillas are good, and the chai latte is superb. The best deal is to split one of their huge ass salads with a friend.\n\nDitto what everyone else said about price being meh and convenience great. Its a great place to study--too bad you have to wait forever for a seat inside no matter what time it is because tables for two are almost always occupied by one person. \n\nThey accept Cal 1 card.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bP3d8owFQT795t3Vdv2c2g", "date": "2009-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TiJOoxL2gC6bI1lS5nh-Uw", "text": "This is my favorite spot on campus!! I come here all the time, whether for studying or just a break in between classes. The food here is a bit pricy, but it's worth it and they're all organic. Do try their Californian sandwich, it's sooo goooddd. They got lots of tasty pastries (I think they got them from Cafe Strada), including apple clouds, banana cream pie, blueberry danish, and chocolate chip cookies. The coffee/tea drinks are very decent as well. I can't imagine my life in Berkeley without FSM, not joking. plus, all the people here are very friendly. LOVE this place!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cK_o24LjSY2P0FW9Th3Hqg", "date": "2010-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tqVeIA8qqkwchsTm727Y-g", "text": "Amazing panini. Soft, luscious focaccia that felt like it was at risk of breaking off into chunks, but stayed strong in supporting the roast beef, cheese, and vegetables inside. Toasted not lightly, but not obnoxiously crunchy...it all melted in my mouth.\n\nAlso:\n-Very convenient location.\n-Location inside library means that the rest of your day is more likely to be productive.\n-Food isn't overly filling, which means you actually can think.\n-Seating is doable if you're alone and you aren't too shy to ask someone to share their table.\n-I feel bad for the cafe because of the people who sit on their laptops for 8 hours occupying a table without buying anything.\n-Outside is not great but not terrible.\n-I happen to like the mini salad that comes with the sandwiches!\n-I also happen to like their black coffee.\n-Sandwiches are $6.50 and they don't take any CC :( :( :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5eud_FqE7VEqNaru4yv5Vw", "date": "2008-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wN4VqOSIqFgVIY2FB_PjJg", "text": "so far, the best chinese chicken salad that i've ate. i love their dressing for this salad. i'm not a huge salad fan but i would go here to eat this salad whenever i was near the library!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jy3bEscrWwgPHgj7AGbQMQ", "date": "2010-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XWNJpUpvnR7dxvW5ENOcsw", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 3\nService: 3\n\nI've been here 2-3 times in the past few years to grab some quick food. The roasted turkey panini is quite good, as is the Californian sandwich. However, the prices are a bit high, and you're going to have a hell of a time trying to find a seat in here. The bathrooms are also pretty bad, and there's only one stall each for men or women with a significant line for both.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "di1CHYXf3D-90CzlHSYG2Q", "text": "Relatively cheap and convenient for students taking a break from the studying at the library. \nI think it's a genius idea that they should have at every library. \nI mean, it only makes sense to have some caffeine next to a library where you need it. It's so convenient. \n\nUCLA should take note. At UCLA, (although i love the school) you have to walk down the hill to Kerkoff to get coffee which isn't that bad but then it's the middle of the night and it's hella dark you might trip and fall and break your face on the stairs (not that it's happened to me). And i don't think it's open until 2 am. It closes at like 11 even though the library is open 24 hours. \n\nBut the Free Speech movement is open until 2 am just like the library. \nThey are always packed though even though there is a lot of outdoor seating. Probably gets too cold for all the starving students. \n\nI suggest that they give away free pastries to the students that are there till late night. Like 1 am when they are closing anyways. It'll go a long way to help with their PR. Oh wait, it's the UC system. They're probably raising prices on the donuts as I write this. $10 for a bagel anyone?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OlErgKmoXS88V7ZTMNA0xw", "date": "2009-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2reWTogpPTi2agx3LTXYwQ", "text": "The Free Speech Movement Cafe is exactly what most coffee shops attempt to emulate. They have a social and dynamic atmosphere complemented by that San Franciscan modern aura that keeps people working on their homework for hours at a time. \n\nTheir selection of foods is a bit limited but the quality compensates. The coffee's great, the seating is comfortable and there's a plethora of plug outlets. \n\nThe people are often easy to approach, so you can take a break between chapters and get to know someone that's interesting. It's a fantastic way to get work done without unproductive interruptions. Great for students and faculty!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0B-j0AthwTydeGcRT6PTkg", "date": "2007-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "z4YpJFIi5_oV0s0bnUYnkA", "text": "This place is always busy. Either that, or I've never been here when it wasn't (and I go a good amount throughout the week).\n\nFood: Their sandwiches are really yummy. I usually get the Turkey or the Roast Beef Panini. It's one of those sandwiches that makes you sad once you finish it because you wish there was more. The salad that comes with it it also pretty yummy, especially if you like vinaigrette. \n\nTry the Espresso Brownie - it's a little piece of coffee/chocolate heaven.\n\nDrinks: I only get Soy Chai...which is kind of inconsistent. Sometimes it's really flavorful, and other times it's watered down. I guess it depends on who makes it.\n\nService: The people at the cash register are usually friendly.\n\nOverall: I'm going to be frequenting this place more in the next few weeks while I pull my hair out writing this huge research paper. FSM is satisfying and the food/drinks are worth what you pay.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ezjHuyMtTj_hrh0YYVwr2Q", "text": "Since it's right by mainstacks a lot of people come here to study which is understandable but unfortunately that means it's really hard to find a seat inside. Finding one along the walls with an outlet is just downright impossible. It also tends to get really loud when the place is full as well, which isn't really conducive to studying. They are open whenever Moffit is though which is really convenient.\n\nFSM drinks in general are decent, their coffees are good but nothing exceptional, they get the job done as far as caffeination goes. As for their food, their paninis are pretty decent and come with a small salad on the side. Their actual salads are good as well and for a salad, the portions are pretty large. They also have a good selection of tasty pastries. \nFSM is a little pricey in general but probably worth it given that it's probably one of the more decent places to get food/drinks on campus. They also finally started accepting debit/credit cards for purchases over $5 if I remember correctly. \n\nMy main gripe with FSM is their service - it's really hit-or-miss depending on who happens to be working at the time. I've encountered polite, friendly, and efficient workers, but I've also experienced rude and incompetent workers as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ABm3ocOu7J6XzB9cYYUViQ", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fHagdLYoekixbVsVLpUEgA", "text": "The paninis are SO good, but soso overpriced. The salads are also decent, but overpriced. \n\nThe only deal here is really the convenience of the coffee and location... It's always always packed, but if you wait long enough, there's always someone leaving within 10 min. ++ there is outdoor seating! (WATCH OUT THOUGH, CAL STUDENTS CAN TRY TO BE SLY AND STEAL YOUR SEAT IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING CAREFULLY :)!!!) \n\nThe lines get super long, especially on the hour. But service is normally really fast. If you want to avoid the lines, come at an odd time (around one-quarter before or after the hour!)\n\nHours are convenient for students as it opens the same time as Moffitt Library... \n\nAnd the place has outdoor seating. I love going here! :]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FZGI-HS9aX-abGkGWiZLdA", "text": "Do you know how freaking lucky you guys are to have this place? It's incredible. Right there in the center of campus, a capacious place to drink high quality espresso and lunch on tasty sandwiches. The interior is lovely, and on most days you can sit outside with the gorgeous views of San Francisco and the west campus. Ten stars!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fa3P8dibTRU8QG-XwVMigw", "date": "2006-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mXPlM7H4tRyNRNDKAn3lFg", "text": "You'll need to vulture for a seat, especially if you want an outlet.\n\nThe menu is fantastic! I highly recommend the mocha bianca. The soups are great - especially the aztec chicken and chicken tortilla. \nSalads are huuuge! but I do recommend getting the dressing on the side though.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pps9YdNoQ13wXMovjtkQLw", "text": "It's always pretty crowded in there....\n\nbut when I have some extra cash on me, and I come out of the library, FSM is always a nice reward.\n\nI love their mochas. Not too sweet, not too bitter.\n\nTheir sandwiches are pretty good; most things on the menu are healthy!\n\nThe almond croissants are great too... \n\nDon't knock it 'til you try it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q749TIqmrGx8PBa7wupe8Q", "date": "2010-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rJAmqdR4Hqbdw2OjJw5A8A", "text": "I'm a senior at Berkeley and I still don't know how to get a seat inside the FSM.  I've never been too impressed with their drinks.  The food looks good but everything is overpriced so I've never bothered to try.  And if I can't get a seat inside, I just don't know the point in coming here.  Two good things: 1) I don't know if they still are, but during finals week when the library is open 24 hours so is this place.  2) I do enjoy their Italian soda selection, although you can get them cheaper at a lot of places close by.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SpSvRP5POj3XkC-Ak1tCeg", "text": "Best banana nut muffins on campus. Pretty sure they get it from the same distributor as Strada. Once in a blue moon I will dream about this muffin that always managed to make me happy in between classes on particularly dreary days. \n\nYeah the lines are long, yeah it's crowded, yeah the coffee is kind of expensive and mediocre-tasting at best, but when you're trekking up the slopes, in dire need of a caffeine fix, FSM can be your best friend if you let it. \n\nI remember being enchanted by the apple cloud. It's deceptively cute with an adorable name, but all it really is is a cold pastry with cream cheese and some apple slices.  Expensive and not that good. I'm telling you... banana nut muffin ftw.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ugk0g6vyv2XavpoTaJSy6A", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "qpk_dM1jXZA86bCZOOtgBQ", "text": "OVERPRICED AND UNFRIENDLY CAFE OFFERS LITTLE MORE THAN CONVENIENCE\n\nFSM is a place that should have two separate review pages, one for males an one for females.\n\nAs far as I know, at least the food is the same for both sexes.  That is, from time to time when I've had a sip or a bite of a female friend's order, it's been just as unexceptional as mine.  The sandwiches aren't bad per se; they just don't contain any ingredients that aren't in my fridge right now.\n\nAs I sat there just now, eating a bowl of flavorful [hence two stars instead of one] but solid-deprived soup, I thought about all the nasty things I would say in my review.  On my way back downstairs to write it, I ran into a girl I know.  I made a comment about seeing her there a lot.  \"I love this place!\" she said (without a hint of sarcasm).\n\nThat's because you have breasts.  The young men behind the counter smile at you and treat you like an old friend.  They remember what you like, they ask how your finals are going, they tell you they like that thing in your hair.\n\nWhen I order something, I get a very different reception.  The message they try to send is \"Hey, man, I'm not into guys or anything, but I'll serve you because it's my job.\"\n\nOnce when I ate there, I asked for a ham panino without cheese.  In a few minutes, the guy called my number, and I took my sandwich from the counter.  Guess what was in it.\n\nI order things without cheese all the time, and I've had all kinds of restaurants screw it up.  It's a little mistake that I easily forgive, because I'm so used to it.  Hell, I bet it even happens to female customers sometimes.  But then:\n\nI politely reminded the guy that I had asked for no cheese.\nHis eyebrows dropped.  \"That is not what you told me.\"\nI insisted, still nicely, that it was what I had told him.\n\"Well I'll make it again,\" he said, \"but that is not what you told me.\"\n\nLet's just say for one minute that I really did forget to say no cheese.  Let's say that even though I have to utter those two words at about half of the meals I ever eat, I forgot to say them just this once.\nWhat greater good does it serve, Mr. Barista/ToasterOperator, for you to tell me that I didn't say \"no cheese\"?  Your ego?  Or maybe it's constructive criticism; you're trying to teach me how to order better next time.  Thank you so much. \nI love this place!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nTtPQ4-wBLQuY_c_UJNVNg", "date": "2007-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2MgWTSW-zESdrJosLU7WPA", "text": "You seriously have to constantly be on the look-out if you want a seat inside FSM during its peak hours. The cafe is always poppin'! \n\nFSM offers great menu choices for a decent price, considering how convenient its location is. It sits right next to the Moffitt Library and is also open for the same amount of hours! It's hard to find good quality food during the later hours. \n\nI feel like you can't go wrong with any of the menu choices! They have a variety of paninis, salads, sandwiches, coffees (that everyone sneaks into the library), desserts, and fruit! Everyone who works there is pretty nice as well!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yYFabFtNtSdvwQ31FB7-jg", "date": "2012-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3c2tImqL_mXZE3lKXMuceQ", "text": "I give FSM 0 stars for: the college students who stay there the whole day when theres limited indoor seating, for having crappy coffee, and for overpriced quesadillas. But considering that I'm a student, and that I don''t feel guilty for using their space without buying anything, FSM gets 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UnG4LPz49UWbGvBzVxQaMQ", "date": "2008-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HpU8zUCUzYf1Z7T2n7pDNw", "text": "I get all misty thinking about FSM.  I seriously do.  Appreciate it while you're there, kiddies, you will miss it when you're gone.\n\nMy main study buddy and I used to be here 'till close on many a night-- Reading Milton, discussing Derrida and dissemination, cramming for tests, and writing essays.  I always grabbed my morning coffee here on the way to Wheeler.  Sometimes I had their soup for lunch.\n\nI was even at FSM the night the votes were counted in the '04 presidential election.  And I was there the following morning, watching CNN with a hundred fellow students, tears in our eyes as we realized Bush would assume a second term despite all of our phone-banking and meek contributions.\n\nIf you haven't read the Mario Savio quote on the wall-- Do.  In fact, rent the documentary on Berkeley in the 60's so that you can fully appreciate your school's role in the movement this place is named after.   \n\nAnd don't complain about always being here to study.  That's the point.  It's why you're in Berkeley.  Love it or don't, but life will never be like this again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tifgzvhHHXwnQJ2_Jz2E_g", "date": "2008-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kj8N0c9w5Y6KGgP3mn1lbQ", "text": "I loved studying in the FSM at Berkeley.  Although the prices are a tad high to eat there all the time, the prices for coffee and drinks are decent and they make it rather well, too.  \n\nIt's a nightmare trying to find a place to sit so unless you go really early (sometimes there's a line waiting outside the door already) or really late, you're gonna have to breathe down the back of someone who's already sitting down, hope you make them uncomfortable enough to leave, and grab their table.  Otherwise, esp during finals time, you're gonna have to be REALLY lucky to get a table. \n\nThat said, their salads are great, sandwiches are alright, and pastries are sometimes okay and sometimes not.  Skip the overpriced juices and just go for the coffee.  No time limit, so linger there all you want.  But watch out cuz if I want a table I'll breathe down your back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2006-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PP37R4TzQK9K60UYFGI0jQ", "text": "FSM Cafe makes it possible to enter the library in the morning, eat muffin/coffee, study, eat delicious sandwich for lunch, study, eat dinner (maybe salad or quesadilla with a red bull), and then study and get a late night snack and more caffeine without ever having to leave the cozy environs of the library. Not that I've ever done that. But I like that you could if you needed to.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "12srEETZY-QLNR6fp8_2Kw", "date": "2006-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uwJ3reGJ2GDWWsOYn78SiQ", "text": "Everything I have had here is delicious, but on a student's budget, it isn't affordable. If your a student looking for affordable and good in this area of campus it is best to head up Euclid for more options on a budget.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2009-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zPWddyl0B8UaMp55GlPjpQ", "text": "I love free speech movement cafe!\nFirst, their Cobb salad is really good. I also like their turkey breast panini. It's the main library cafe, so it's a campus cafe. But, compared to most campus cafes, this place is upscale. Honestly, the salads are better than some restaurants nearby on Euclid.\nI also like the fact that they know this is a study place and play FM102.1, the classical music station. It's very relaxing when trying to write a 20 page molecular and cell biology term paper.\nThirdly, in the same vein of studying mentality, they have Jolt soda and diet coke and all sorts of fun treats.\nFourth, they  have hard boiled eggs for we south beach freaks.\nFifth, the have CNN on TV playing softly so one can distract yourself with information that is useful.\nSixth, they have air-bears wireless that usually has a strong signal.\nSeventh, the new outdoor patio is really really great, now when we get that warmish drizzle, we can sit outdoors and be covered.\nEighth, it's IN THE LIBRARY, once you are done you can go downstairs to the computer lab or into the bowels of the stacks to study.\nNinth, it's a central location so your study group mates will meet you there. You will run into people there. And I have spied some very cute people. If you sit along the back wall, it's a perfect cute people peeking perch.\nEnjoy Free Speech Movement cafe, the school down south should be so lucky! \nGo Bears!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zzVbOXhH92pAu_7vya7BwQ", "text": "Highlights:\nTurkey Panini\nChicken Quesadilla\nWatch the news while you wait for your order\nFriendly staff", "stars": 5, "user_id": "27En0DDgdf0_0qK_hjXcLQ", "date": "2012-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cEZQ8BIAR9-aD0x-kRi_Kg", "text": "I went on a Friday during lunch time. I recommend going when the students are off as it is too crowded and MUCH TOO slow otherwise. I waited nearly half an hour for my salad to go.\nI have tried all their salads and nothing else. Their salads are marvelous. I can get whatever I want on the side and they are filling. I recommend trying all their salads and you will surely find a favorite.\nThe decor is nice. I always read the excerpt of the Mario Savio speech on the wall. It has become one of my favorites.\nThe menu us full of ingredients that are support sustainable agriculture, and are local and organic when they can (so they say).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "er3ZWQRgxooaxtpwyPGPaQ", "date": "2008-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HyuBPoU6bbGKtep1xlSoNQ", "text": "FSM Cafe brings back somewhat traumatic memories.  I discovered this cafe after graduating from law chool, and while studying for the CA bar exam.  To get away from all the freaks at the law school, I'd go study at the undergrad library.  For lunch, I'd go to FSM Cafe.  I would meet my lil' bro there, who was two years out of Cal and studying for his 1st year Medical Boards.  We'd meet for lunch and eat our food silently.  FSM Cafe's food is nothing to speak of.  Bland sandwiches, salads, and other desserts made by some vendor and sold to you by college students.  But I think the decor/theme is pretty neat.  Cool posters on the wall depicting the women's rights movement, civil rights movement, and the free speech movement, etc. Anyway, back to the traumatic.  We'd eat our food, outside, on these hard ass cement seats, quietly.  I contemplated how it would feel to fail the bar exam.  The bro contemplated how how it would feel to fail the medical boards.  We both passed.  But it felt miserable that summer of '03.\n\nFast forward 4 years later...the H and I returned to FSM when we took a walk through campus one night, and it sure was hoppin'.  We came right around finals and the students were typing away on their laptops, freakin' out about this or that.  All I could think was, \"Wow, I sure am glad I'm done with all of that!\"  Anyway, if you want to be at the center of student central, FSM is it.  It's not quiet enough to actually do hard core studying, but it's a nice place to take a break and observe a bunch of people try to study.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ELnrKCNezEFhbvH7vnqrug", "date": "2007-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ieQh1CXRqYG2OihaSWCnSA", "text": "Among one of my many trips to Berkeley, I thought I'd jot down some thoughts as an outsider.\n\nThe cafe appears to be a good pit stop or studying lounge for most students. I found myself having some coffee with some friends and enjoying a quiet day on campus. The coffee was average, but fresh, and I couldn't find anything wrong with it. The workers seemed relatively happy, and the place wasn't too packed. I would recommend coming here if you needed to make a quick stop on campus, but it wasn't the best place for a beverage or snack in the city.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "I2zcNlcm2YO5FuCiZbqMCQ", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iTOCggV-cjj7-v7wx1J50Q", "text": "So. Good. This is my favorite panini place that I can think of. Delicious turkey panini and fresh side salad to go with it. Seating is not so great, and prices are a little high, but damn, it's good... possibly good enough to go back after graduating........", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cQjFUZ3wHW5MEajjiOw8zw", "date": "2009-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vCxakaRzBB0yaYCR8m87Bw", "text": "\"ok un co-fee para llevar. $1.10, senorita\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1jb940KpnO_nZ228XwXoKA", "date": "2007-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yaxwlLQ-6g8MuMT-USo25A", "text": "GOOD FOOD! Honestly, I don't come here for the coffee or ambiance...I just love the food here! Try the mediterranean salad...to die for! Lemon/oil dressing. Tried to make it at home...didn't taste anything like it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HUCqoPMUFYZrwaXkkF6-mQ", "text": "Coffee: not the best I've tasted, but then again, I view coffee as more of a caffeine delivery system as opposed to something to savor, so in that regard their coffee does the job. And it's cheaper than starbux =)\n\nFood: pretty good, a little on the small side and pricey.\n\nLocation: this is where it shines. In my opinion, it's central location right on campus, and next door to the library, makes this cafe. Great place to meet with groups (especially at those outdoor stone tables), great place to cram for that final while saving precious minutes that would have been lost if you went to cafe on Durant or Bancroft. Plus, you stand a good chance of bumping into some old friends you haven't seen since freshman year there, due to the sheer volume.\n\nI love this place. Not the best coffee, not the cheapest or best food, but I have fond , fond memories of studying here with buddies late into the night.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a73JqCmFXmnAGCN2OuYnpg", "date": "2009-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RA-fESL4USKWqA5iczb0lw", "text": "The salads here are pretty good as are the drinks. The coffee is surprisingly good and it's not a bad place to pick up some orange juice to go. Good luck finding a seat inside. They are most likely filled up by students cramming for their next midterm and whatnot. More annoying are graduate student instructors that schedule their office hours in here. That is just ridiculous to suggest, but it happens. Good luck trying to talk over everyone else's voices in here. There are tons of tables outdoors, but you'll be in hard find of outlets if you want to get anything done on your laptop. There really is no reason to come here unless you are a student or faculty of the university, but no, this place does not take meal points.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "70NtQzkC2S8-HcDXPe5oIA", "text": "it gets way too crowded in here to study, but the food is decently good. \n\nTurkey and Roast Beef Sandwiches are great and served on (I think) acme foccacia... and if not thats what it comes really close to.\n\nIf you want your classmates to hate you, take their Banana Cream Pie to eat during lecture like I always did! works.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cxJn_aySnXA7e7StQaRgzQ", "date": "2010-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eviIAZOkpB4qJSsshmjlIQ", "text": "I'm sad that this place doesn't accept meal points.\n\nBut I'm happy it accepts Cal-1 debit card!\n\nThat being said, I love coming here to study :).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VFifnBhElr_hCLpzB5UxlQ", "text": "When I want to protest something on sproul on a cold day  I  hit the fsm for a hot cup of soup first.  Inspirational pictures of Mario, good cheap soups, and a supply of potential sign holders.  Just another way uc berkeley helps me stick it to the man.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zJgTQLOOn1-SO1ghvBtXpA", "date": "2006-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "XOXq_B7q3QQSK6OaKA04jw", "text": "I don't even know where to begin listing the craptascular issues with this place. Maybe the beginning is a good place to start:\n\n(1) It is rather difficult to get a seat at a table indoors, particularly the nice, squishy seats that run along the wall. Not everyday is an outdoor seating day\n\n(2) The cashiers are kinda rude. Perhaps not rude to me so much...someone suggested they're nicer to females. But they're pretty goddamn rude sometimes. One time I was studying there and one dude came around sweeping. Nothing was under my seat but he just HAD to have the broom knock into my seat repeatedly. Another time one of the workers was bothering a student about moving a table to a place it normally doesn't go, but instead of the worker putting the table back where it should be, he moved it around somehow and the table ended up where the student put it in the first place...???\n\n(3) The workers shout out people's order numbers in a very obnoxious way. I've been to my share of restaurants...that degree of shouting is really unnecessary. I bring headphones just to drown them out.\n\n(4) The food is too expensive for what it is. I've never understood why that line is so long. I seriously take the time to walk to the Bear's Lair because I can get anything the FSM has cheaper over there. Thank you Cheese 'n' Stuff and Heavenly Healthy Foods.\n\n(5) I've never been to a restaurant that charges you EXTRA if you eat on a plate. How can their food be so expensive then they're charging 20 cents to wash the plate? They could have at least hidden the charge so I wouldn't feel snubbed. I'll have mine on the wax paper thank you!\n\n(6) The only TV in there is on CNN 24/7. Umm cuz that's \"the best news\" on TV. There's no sound anyway, they should continue on their thrifty track and get rid of the TV altogether. I don't wanna hear about Jane Fonda's sex life at 50 on Larry King Live when we're in a war.\n\nThe only reason why I gave them an extra star is because I LOVE the carrot cake. They lose points for sloppily dumping it into a paper bag, causing the frosting to stick to the wax paper in a most unsavory fashion. It's called a TO GO BOX!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-vQsYbUmdtL9GB3z3ZG0tw", "date": "2007-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "eDJl2UULEgmq8Mn3Tfjogg", "text": "Dear woman at the cash register who made fun of me in Spanish with two other co-workers in front of my face,\n\nToday was the worst day of my back-to-back finals schedule. The stress of it caused four large angry canker sores in my mouth, and I had medication on the suckers to numb the pain. Unfortunately, said medication also made me look like I had been gnawing on a glue stick. I get it. I spoke funny. I had weird gelatinous things in my mouth. I also asked if you had ran out of sandwiches yet (which is not so outlandish if you've ever tried getting one at Micro-Yali's in VLSB after 2 pm and ended up with the crappy breakfast burrito) but to you, was apparently equivalent to asking if the library had books or if Britney's boobs were fake. I must have looked to you like some greasy, dark-eyed, gummy-mouthed street urchin asking if there was still soup left in the pot at the soup kitchen. Understandable.\n\nBut that gives you no right to immediately turn to your co-worker in the middle of the transaction and start gesturing at me and pointing and laughing. Moreover, you then made the effort to go to your other co-worker and proceeded to do the same, all while glancing over at me and giggling. It doesn't take a linguist to interpret what's going on there. It would also be nice for you to give me my receipt so I can leave the counter before you start your SNL skit.\n\nIt makes me so sad because FSM had a special place in my heart. It's fueled me through many desperate, late-night study sessions with its overpriced but addictive pastries and surprisingly well-made lattes. Some of my most treasured memories happened within its very doors. But to be pointed to and laughed at when I wasn't even standing 2 feet from you right before my last final as a senior was a terrible way to remember one of my favorite study places at Cal.\n\nPlease treat your customers with kindness. It really goes a long way.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Hjpn4meBXbjJHd8bkG4fSA", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "koNvwBfDhlUObQ8CKOJ2MQ", "text": "If I must state my occupation, I will of course go on to say that I am a college administrator.  I work in college administration at UC Berkeley.  I am one of many.  I push papers and pay grad students and talk a lot about academic disciplines that I don't personally study.  It actually can be kind of fun, if you don't let yourself be crushed by the bureaucracy and/or your filing cabinets.\n\nAnyway - my office is housed in the University library, which is majestic and beautiful with views of Berkeley and the Bay and the GG Bridge.  Not too shabby.  Also, this places me within close proximity of the Free Speech Movement Cafe, a place of coffee and food and students and really nice people behind the counter.\n\nYes, it is expensive.  But you know what?  It's in the dead center of campus (for which rent must be rather steep) and everything there is actually GOOD.  Some of the other campus places run by the dining services are expensive and the drinks/food are unexciting at best.  \n\nAt FSM, the coffee is fresh, strong, and HOT (try the Spider - house coffee with an espresso shot.  That'll put hair on your chest), and the food is well-made and tasty.  My favorites: the hot turkey panini with avocado and pesto and the cobb salad with fresh greens and lots of hearty cobb-y toppings.  Yummmm.  I don't go everyday, because that wouldn't be the most cost-efficient way of doing things, but on days when I value convenience for lunch and/or my morning coffee at home just doesn't cut it, FSM always satisfies.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5vXqog3DHrRXADKUg78B2w", "date": "2007-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "NtJ9A2k-liddmgvsFJu9MQ", "text": "I was here early in the morning.  It was like McDonald's sponsoring a third world country in there.  It felt like a Starbucks trying to pull off.. well, just about ANY cause.  It felt like the Inferno.  Everyone was flying around and didn't want to make any relationships.  I didn't find our little corner to be particularly warm or cozy or conducive to conversation or ANYTHING.  Gut this place.  Put couches in here.  Some fucking megaphones.  And let her rip!  Free speech, man, what a bitch.  ON TOP OF THAT.  Don't fucking call THAT cappuccino.  Nop.  Sorry, dudes.  NOT A MOTHER FUCKING CAPPUCCINO.  Call me a snob.  Maybe I am.  But you gotto get THAT drink another name.  If it's not a fucking cappuccino, why call it that?  I pray.\n\nDear God, please give free speech another chance.  \n\nMaybe I'll go back for a sandwich, which I hear are good.  \n\nSIDENOTE:  A cafe serving this shit ass \"cappuccino\" should ALWAYS, I mean ALWAYS (and I hope the law would back me up on this one) have a bathroom within running distance available to it's customers.  If you're here before 9 when the library opens...  Wear Diapers, the moffitt bathroom here doesn't open until nine!\n\nOne star for bringing me closer to GOD.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "y5kLtH852BrYLJ-GjRXJUQ", "date": "2007-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "DzOJGYzgXhtpRdYMYUDwag", "text": "Caution to those that plan on studying at FSM. If you want a prime seat (anything close to a power outlet) you must stake out a seat in the morning, or pray someone leaves. \n\nThe cafe is opened late (2am), and its always a great place to take a break from studying in the library. Why i like this place so much? There is always traffic. When you are miserable, tired, sick of studying, its good to see others in your same situation, suffer together! \n\nCoffee-wise, i dont think its that strong (caffeine wise). The house coffee is dark but doesnt really taste that good. I usually get their orange juice instead, its pretty fresh.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aVIp7GqkB-xE2oByrsev7Q", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "1BrFxuMHnMjDAamICBEnYw", "text": "I have been to FSM a few times in my studies at Cal, usually late at night and usually with study groups. I mostly get food (some of their soups are okay and their asian chicken salad is decent) but i rarely get their coffee. When I do, the situation looks something like this:\n\nFirst visit:\nMe: 'I'll have a nonfat cappuccino please.\"\nJ: \"I'll have a nonfat latte.\"\n*drinks*\nMe: \"These drinks taste terrible. Let's never get them again.\"\nJ: \"Agreed.\"\n\nSecond visit:\nJ: \"I'll have a cafe au lait\"\nMe: \"I'll have a nonfat latte\"\nJ: \"Steph, what are you doing?\"\nMe: \"Well, the cappuccinos are bad. Maybe this will be better\" *drinks and makes an unhappy face*\nJ: \"Steph, all the espresso drinks are bad. The plain coffee is passable I suppose... hence the cafe au lait\"\nMe: \"Right... remind me never do this again.\"\n\nThird Visit:\nMe: \"I'll have a nonfat cappuccino.\"\nJ: *looks at me incredulously*\nMe: \"FUCK!\"\n\n... God knows which visit...\nMe: \"I'll have a mineral water and cobb salad!\"\nJ: \"Yay! You're learning!\"\n\nYeah... the coffee is shit. But when you need a boost past midnight, it's just the place. Better than that, they now take meal points for those of you still in the dorms (and even though the food is bad, it's about a million times better than dorm food)\n\nMost recent visit to FSM:\nJ: \"I'll have a cafe au lait please.\"\nMe: \"I'll have a nonfat cappuccino\"\nJ: *laughs hysterically*\nMe: \"What's so funny?\"\nJ: \"It took you nearly two years to learn this and what do you order?\"\nMe: \"crap...\" *facepalm*\n\nOld habits die hard I suppose...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2008-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "TyoijabGkQW2rYRf3HspYQ", "text": "buying a sandwich here is like slitting your wrists, pouring lemon juice into the open wound, and sprinkling cayenne pepper over it to ease the burn.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "uT5Fg-iRY0BxefRQMYdLDQ", "text": "Free Speech is not generally a good place to get laptop work done because the ratio of indoor tables to Berkeley students is ridiculously small and the sun is too bright outdoors. Also, you need to be able to get on the Berkeley network to use wireless, I think, so if you aren't a university affiliate it's no good. \n\nThe food and coffee are both reasonably good and reasonably priced, although I have learned two important facts about the prepackaged sandwiches that are ubiquitous on Berkeley campus:\n\n1) Roasted vegetables = zucchini\n2) Yellow tofu != eggs\n\nOne day over the summer (fewer students!), I did manage to get a table inside. I guarded it with my life for hours and hours until I was so hungry and so cold and so ... um ... needing-to-use-the-restroom? ... that I finally had to vacate. I pulled out my cell phone to check the time, used the facilities, hurried down to BART, tried to find my cell phone, and discovered that it wasn't in the usual spot in my bag. \n\nI suddenly had that terrible sinking feeling you can only have when you realize something that is basically an extension of your brain, like your computer or cell phone or hippocampus, has been lost or destroyed forever. I had left my cell phone in the bathroom.\n\nMy brain: YOU HAVE TO GET IT BACK\nMe (to brain): It's probably gone.\nMy brain: WHY WOULD ANYONE TAKE A CELL PHONE THEY ALL HAVE CELL PHONES ALREADY\nMe (to brain): Hmm.\nMy brain: WE HAVE TO AT LEAST TRY\nMe (to brain): So we'll go back, and look in the bathroom, but it probably won't be there, so then what?\nMy brain: MAYBE SOMEONE TURNED IT IN\nMe (to brain): And then we're going to go up to the guy at the cafe and be like Hi uh okay so I'm retarded and left my phone in the bathroom don't ask questions but did anyone like uh find it?\nMy brain: EXACTLY\nMe (to brain): What if he thinks I was using the vibrate function of my phone for unspeakable purposes?\nMy brain: EW NO ONE DOES THAT EW \nMe (to brain): Okay well what if he thinks I was calling someone in the bathroom, that is also weird.\nMy brain: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT HE THINKS IF IT GETS THE PHONE BACK MUST GET PHONE AT ALL COSTS EVEN DEATH SHUT UP AND GO NOW\n\nAs it turned out, though, all the worrying about how awkward it would be to try to explain that I had left a phone in a bathroom was for naught because it was still on top of the toilet paper dispenser. \n\nThus, at least one of two things is true:\n\n1) Berkeley students are not thieves or\n2) Things left in bathrooms are too potentially gross to steal.\n\nI haven't tried this experiment somewhere other than Berkeley to see which is the case, but maybe someday.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6pryBgYDVCmp1JudhoKpmg", "date": "2006-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "VPMENrW2ZmFWHHW-fNpHsQ", "text": "FSM has some crazy history that I really should know more about, being a bear, but since my knowledge is spotty I refer you to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Speech_Movement.\n\nSo let me stick to what I do know: pastries. The pastries here are GOOD, and not unreasonably priced, about $2 each. \n\nSome of the yummies I've had here: Chocolate cake, raspberry cheesecake, pumpkin cheesecake, almond croissant, and more. I've been eating this stuff since Freshman year so there's quite a few I'm leaving off, though I do have a penchant for the cheesecakes and chocolate cake. \n\nBasically, the pastries are way better than what you could get at the GBC or DCs or the Bear's Lair food court, and what better way is there to get through a class than by eating something yummy for the tummy?\n\nI also like the actual Cafe. Cool decor, internet (but of course), and nice, chill atmosphere. Only bad part is the sometimes *insane* lines between classes.\n\nThumbs up for FSM!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2008-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DO1Ukiuia9hs33VTnTY_Jg", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 10, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "333EIUxce1a5NtX_j3OL_Q", "text": "I have to go to the bathroom.  Bad.  Really bad.  If I get up, I'll never get my seat back.  Maybe the feeling will subside...\n\nWith a raging case of undiagnosed ADD or maybe even ADHD, I love FSM.  It's always crowded and there's always something to distract me while studying.  I can even eat here alone and not feel awkward: plenty of people around to look at, the tables are decorated with newspapers from the '60s, and the CNN effect is always steadily going strong in the background.  Magic.  Good luck finding a seat, though.  I used to cut out of class early in order to find one.  And once you do find one, don't even think of getting up until you know you're ready to leave.  If you're having trouble, try sharing a table with someone and not so subtly edging them out.  The more books you have, the better.  \n\nBest quality food on campus, but you will pay for it.  Go for the soup/salad combo.  It's probably the best bang for the buck  and the soups are really good.  Sometimes they accidentally give you a bowl instead of a cup -- score!\n\nMinus one star for not taking credit or ATM cards and only cash or Cal1.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pBNq1pdiEayp-xKxq_KZdg", "date": "2009-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0CFdLaZ1ZjdqnyhmP0Dpbg", "text": "Good coffee, delicious pumpkin bread and cinnamon rolls! I can't wait to try their other baked goods and breakfasts. I love that their coffee is organic-and kept properly in airpots, not slowly turning stale and burnt on the old glass carafe-on-the-warmer deal that so many cafes around here seem to rely on. \nThe atmosphere is very casual with self-bussing of tables appreciated, seating in the upper balcony overlooking the main floor seating and counter area, plus a small amount of outdoor sidewalk seating outside the front door.\nAlso, every server/counter person I've met seems to go out of their way to be personable and just generally nice.\nA great local spot for affordable coffee and breakfast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XYUoDEHfNo_NTUOLzSzITg", "date": "2009-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0CjxXjoTzFS8KrqionJKlw", "text": "I had a muffin here without any drinks, and it was quite dry.  I really like how spacious it is and it's pretty quiet.  Plus they're open later than peet's, so if you want to grab some coffee at like 9, this is a perfect place to go to.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2L7WRpcUgv-8ITIaq8IJPw", "text": "This is a writer's cafe. Pay your dues by ordering a coffee--triple iced espresso followed by some half and half at the station--then take a seat and write. You may be joined by any number of characters who may find their way into your novel. Or may just pee their pants at your table. [To be fair, I think the guy had already done that by the time he sat down.]\n\nOne of the best writers cafes in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HenOnFWeqHMjNKnD4C0ozQ", "date": "2008-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2nYsRffmJoXzY9vxqPCEhw", "text": "5/4 Update: Why do I go back? Breakfast last week took 25 minutes. Really. It's not a fancy place either.\n\n\nI wanted to give this a 3.5\n\nAs the previous reviewer said, this is sort of the 'waffle house' of Berkeley. It's a bit ghetto, and a bit of a homeless hang-out, but I have to say that their Breakfast Sandwich is the best deal in town. It's $2.50, and has more eggs and toast then their $5 - two eggs and toast. Go figure.\n\nThe coffee is good. Be warned it takes about 10 minutes to get your food. 5 minutes for the cook to realize you are waiting and 5 minutes to make.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rfA7U7peorlhyOxPcE2N7w", "date": "2008-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2ritosYViS6FGynh7c1vtA", "text": "So supposedly this is where the cafe latte was invented so of course I wanted to try it. What they gave me instead, however, was a large coffee. Uh, no. I was too lazy to care though so I just drank it. My friend actually got his order right so I got to try it. It was decent I guess but not anything special. I got the tuna sandwich as well, and it came with a salad. They definitely did not skimp on the tuna, but that didn't really make up for the fact that it tasted pretty ordinary. There was nothing particularly great about the sandwich or the salad so the meal was relatively unmemorable.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2t4Q5rUfya9sgc5p-LWjxA", "text": "This place is dingy, bordering on filthy, the service is awful, and the food is mediocre at best. It is however dirt cheap, and a great place to nurse a hangover over strong coffee and greasy food. \n\nPlus, they invented the Latte, or so they claim...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pCGhLbFA8Q2N_LypEOdHcw", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4KBsoyu-CqaF2ltkkrCCZQ", "text": "I've had some of the best mochas here, one of the worst veggie paninis -- nearly gagged on it in all its squishy sticky sweetness and spice -- and the service is usually quite slow, but the price is right and I'm trying to be patient.  On one late afternoon, I got the most blatantly rude sass from someone who obviously doesn't want to work there, as if I offended him by asking a question and then trying to order something from the menu.  Gee, I'm sorry answering a question is exasperating for you, and that you don't have the ingredients to make what's on your menu.  I'll bring 'em myself next time.  \n\nMaybe he'd just had a long day.\n\nIf the coffee drinks weren't so good....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4obDTiJV-DUL958Zq9YU1g", "text": "I liked this place.  Definitely had a Berkeley feel to it.\n\nI read this was a tourist place for inventing the latte.  As a former barista, I had to visit.  And of course, I tried a latte.\n\nThe latte tasted like any other latte.  Steamed milk and espresso.\n\nI think the guy behind the counter was a little stoned.  I think that added to the Berkeley feel.  :-)\n\nNice coffee shop ambiance.  Definitely felt like a place you could take someone and have an uninhibited, thoughtful and intelligent conversation.\n\nThere's an upstairs with seating that overlooks the lower floor.  I always like that.  It's ideal for people watching.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U_TTxXCzhXsd1Kd4ynfzuw", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Aa8SRe4JREe-VD8jOtYCQ", "text": "This place boasts that it is the Birth Place of the Cafe Latte. So I thought Hey Now I am going to give their latte a whirl. I did and I was unimpressed. The latte was drab, the scenery was dark and dingy the people behind the counter are kinda snooty . I did not even like their banana nut muffin :(  The only and I mean only saving grace was that the  latte art ( a leaf ) was wonderfully crafted.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "jL7x5LBVAyVm2InWsMWabg", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5q0sWJGIbQzJ6TUDd2KfcA", "text": "Went into this place after passing it way too many times, and before reading any yelp reviews. It was about 9:30 a.m., and class was canceled. That means breakfast is in session.\nFirst thing I noticed: everything seemed VERY cheap. Egg plate with home fries and toast? 3.50. I don't know about you, but that surprised me. The rest of the menu seemed quite well-priced as well.\n\nGot a coffee and the starter breakfast plate. Both were tasty.\n\nAs far as the environment, I liked it. It was relatively empty, peaceful, and just very relaxed.\n\nOf course, after reading the other reviews I realize I'll have to come back at another time. Now that I think about it, I saw the hipsters trickling in as I was leaving.....\n\nBut if you want to stop somewhere in the morning and don't want to spend much, this is a great spot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yPumDGGUB776AQL1rvYcGA", "date": "2010-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "67DGNdgdJqT4zyLreu6q6A", "text": "-Good hours & location\n-plenty of tables to sit and study at\n-large food menu\n\nI might go back, but I've been a few times and gotten a Cafe Mocha both times, which I probably wouldn't get from them again. They put way too much mocha powder in it, so it's all grainy and sludgy. Plus, all their drinks have two espresso shots, which is good if you like strong coffee, but if you don't, it sucks. I haven't tried asking for one, but I'm guessing with one it would be the same price. I might update later if I have a better experience. This review sort of gives them the benefit of the doubt.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gdAw7uJdrF0nAxQYitKO8w", "date": "2009-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "68SvL5GXQi1BFaWEjQsp9w", "text": "One of my favorite places, ever. Wonderfully located on Telegraph Avenue, across the street from Moe's Books and Shakespeare & Co., The Mediterraneum is a hotbed of cafe literatti in the grandest tradition. Any time of day or night, you will find it packed with students and writers, many of international reputation, talking of books and politics. But there is no snobbery here: there are homeless folk as well, wandering in off the streets of Berkeley. Everybody is treated as a welcome guest. Although the place is large (two stories), the service is personal and attentive and the staff always makes me feel as though they are welcoming me to their home. These folk also care about food and coffee. (They invented the Caffe Latte.) Coffee is always prepared with care. Food is basic, fairly priced, and prepared with care. Salads are fresh, omelettes are perfectly cooked, pancakes are delicious, potatoes are exceptional, nothing on themenu is over $7.00.\n\nThey are proud of their literary history about which you can learn from articles and photographs posted on the walls.\n\nA Great Place!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hysXVJ7FWfo0vXY6SdvSAg", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Bf8hLzLJwJu2w0IjB-VUw", "text": "Coffee: These are some of the few people that actually know how to steam a good latte. As a barista for 3 years, I've come to be picky about my espresso drinks, but the staff here always get it right, and are really friendly.\n\nFood: Food here is delicious and decently priced. Breakfast is super cheap! I'm never going to Ann's kitchen again (Not true, I probably will end up at Ann's) with this right across the street. Pancakes are a dollar. Starter plate was $4 I think (eggs, toast, etc).\n\nAlso, a nice place to study with just the right amount of background noise.\n\nFree Wi-fi too? Yeeuuupp. 4 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6Ya_TDoU8jQcGc3hxeHcdg", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9dYk5Mwj-S2jp_0tNefDbw", "text": "Will forever be a fan of this place. Great espressos, lattes, veggie burritos, and my favorite, the veggie omelet with avocado. The only knock I have is the lack of tables. I often fear standing with my omelet and having no place to sit--inside or out front--but it hasn't happened yet!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QSMf1SpzVMRNZTx6WmocjA", "date": "2012-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9ExhBTbFCOqY7vnBb8GdzQ", "text": "I decided to give this place a try.  I got an omelet and was surprised that I also got some potatoes and what appeared to be some toast.  The \"toast\" was just warm, but not very toast like.  The portion was pretty good.  The price wasn't too bad.  I like the fact that they use loose tea leaves and the tea was quite good.  The service isn't the greatest.  The place was kind of dirty too.  I'm not too sure if I would come back here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lrp5aQP31ar3JDlbwccfHQ", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9X-dL1dgi4ESRZCdyQd-eg", "text": "breakfast burrito is cheap and very good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z7aSCczAh4FM8M5t--hDLA", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_a1CHIhaIz8msIpbbMoScA", "text": "Coffee is real good and sandwiches are surprisingly decent. The service here is very mediocre, once I had to wait 10 mins for a toasted bagel. There are always some pretty loud and obnoxious people hanging out inside and outside that make studying here difficult. Come by for a nice strong coffee but don't expect much more", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0Jxa326rsAbkZmu6u0qt4Q", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a4mVhmzCxroXLYthQN_pUg", "text": "Cafe Mocha is pretty good. Cafe latte, not so much. Oatmeal raisin cookie was lacking in oatmeal and texture. \n\nSit upstairs if you're going to study. Service not the best but bearable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryFL5AT_BtZMQSdzse-GjA", "date": "2011-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aAXNIbPBaW8X0E_PPFtATg", "text": "Everyday for about 9 months I would wake up, either hungover or still drunk, and stumble my way up Durant to Telegraph Avenue. Telegraph offers many distractions from my thoughts and woes, with pizza, burgers, beer, clothes, frozen yogurt, beer, or smoke shops as potential outlets.  Everyday, without questioning, I would pass these places and a myriad of spangers and tourists with the thought that something more glorious was on the horizon.\n\nMy mouth would begin to water as I imagined what waited for me between Haste and Dwight.  I would rustle through my pockets, weeding out the bottle caps from the coins and unfolding the beer-soaked dollar bills to determine the amount of Caffe Med's delicious elixir that I could consume.  Most days I would have to sacrifice my obsession with crossword puzzles and forgo purchasing the always-hilarious SF Chronicle to make sure that I had the option of consuming the most ounces of the Med's SUPERB iced coffee.\n\nIf Moses was alive today, he would have made sure that the Med's iced coffee were included in most, if not all of the commandments.  In fact, he would climb atop Mt. Rushmore, as he did so gloriously 60 years ago, and denounce God, naming Caffe Med's iced coffee as the supreme chancellor of awesome.\n\nIf you're really feeling like a pro, add some of Caffe Med's endless supply of free honey and a splash of brown sugar to complete the experience.\n\nPutting aside the iced coffee, the Med has quite a bit more to offer.  I know that you are all thinking drugs, and you're right, but it goes even beyond that.  If you know anything about the Med, you know that those who live, and I mean LIVE there, are the craziest monstertruckers this side of anywhere.  Crazy, though, is always construed as frightening.  The Med's crazy is only entertaining.  Furthermore, the people who are hired to serve these crazies are even more entertaining, as someone who has the patience to listen to a very drunk homeless man tell you that your wife will leave you for a black man is not only filled with very entertaining stories, but will also let you crash on their couch, spray paint obscenities on the windows of the Telegraph tourist traps, and stay up drinking with you until 7 in the morning when you all walk up to the Med and do it all over again.\n\nI would say that those who go to Peet's or Starbucks or whatever other coffee shop should come to the Med, but I don't want to hear you request a 117 degree soy half-caf latte and a salad with light dressing and then complain about how Derek in human resources can really be a pain in your neck.  I want you to stay in your plain, delusional world and think that you're happy.  What I want, though, is some in-your-face iced coffee and a chair outside so that I can waste away my day and walk home knowing that I have been fortunate enough to stumble upon possibly the coolest coffee shop on this planet.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sbHBSACeek3BNZtCX7h0ig", "date": "2009-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AjLGkB6rGyYMSK36P0KuCA", "text": "Caffe Med was my second home during college and I credit that to their house coffee. There exist a plethora of coffee shops speckling the campus/Telegraph area but none with a comparable cup o' joe. No sugar or cream necessary; it is brewed often and is consistently delicious. \n\nThey also carry a great selection of specialty teas; the tea pot service is perfect to share with a friend. I found myself studying at Caffe Med for more hours that I had at my apartment or on campus.  They have wi-fi and a lot of seating, and the old staff was always very friendly.  The breakfast burrito, salads, sandwiches (grilled cheese!) never disappoint as an affordable boost of energy in the middle of a long haul of studying.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "X7D_uqVJGq8KFgCmAlxpQg", "date": "2012-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "alAvblWs5qe9JEH3YSaPmw", "text": "This is the place I spent most of my time at during my visit to the Bay. They claim to have originated the cafe latte and I wouldn't put it past them -- it's delicious! it's all I have there hah. Should probably try some of their other stuff, too.\n\nIt's a nice, casual place, nothing fancy at all, but the bartenders/servers are super nice and friendly, and there is a wide diversity within the clientele. While that might be off-putting to some, I enjoyed it. Even the homeless people who'd come in weren't really a nuisance or anything. They only problem I had with the place was the bathroom. While in theory it's locked and you need to get a key, anyone and everyone can just take the key and go at it. My worst experience was someone apparently puking inside (which is what I could discern from the noise). That's really why it's a 3, otherwise it'd have been a 4 for sure.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JMTr179r5SGHC_rPUBSWfQ", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ax_YbmdlFB6AIwuWsXkUAA", "text": "Cute place. They claim to be the home of the original latte - the latte is quite decent, though I'm not sure I believe the claim. The pesto panini was good. The pesto is made from scratch on premises - we had to wait a bit while they made it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2nn7CyYHUPbK-Op8bO3iDA", "date": "2009-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b4bUDSGTthOjww8kCSNy5Q", "text": "Walking into Cafe Med, you sense a extensive history.  Aldous Huxley used to hang out at this Cafe during his time in Berkeley. In addition, a scene from the \"Graduate,\" with Dustin Hoffman was shot in the front window. This place is definitely a staple of the Free Speech Culture in Bezerkeley. The Cafe is often filled with old hippies, young hipsters, and the occasional tarrot card reader. The discussions and conversations I've heard in this place are priceless and unrivaled. \n\nCafe Med has tasty coffee, a huge selection of teas, nice pastries, and a full breakfast, dinner, and lunch menu. It's inexpensive, and everything is pretty good. \n\nDownsides: the Cafe has a small number of outlets, so if you have a computer, I wouldn't suggest it. In addition, the culture of Cafe Med is very tolerable of vagrants and vagabonds who stroll into the place. Rarely is someone asked to leave. This sucks when your trying to write an essay and someone keeps bothering you for change. In addition, there have been numerous thefts of personal belongings, so take things with you if you use the bathroom. \n\nAlso great hours: they are open til 12 at night!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8FsBrVA9JkD0Z35J4lFfYQ", "date": "2011-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "crhcYpmrG98DYzTkOkuLrw", "text": "Get tea service, another good place to study for students. \nThe selection of tea can meet anybodies expectations.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CWSIM-mN4yy-7Arq_ZE0Sw", "text": "I work at Nomad Cafe and I've been to just about every cafe in the area, as I'm also a student, and this place is BOMB.  I don't feel I'm betraying my beloved Nomad, as it's about 2 miles away, but for me:  Near the BerkLand border, go to Nomad, near campus, go to Mediterraneum.\n\nalthough I guess it just depends what you're looking for.  I'd love if they had a couch or two, and I happen to like that it doesn't look all glittery clean, as long as they wash the cups, and as far as I can tell, they do.  I also don't mind the crazies and eccentrics that wander through.  They won't hurt you, and they make Telegraph pretty much the only interesting thing in Berkeley.  \n\nSo here's why the 5 stars.  Most importantly, they consistently make the best drinks in Berkeley.  Espresso; delicious.  Coffee; delicious.  Foam; perfect every time.  Even a rosetta depending on the barista.  It's also remarkably cheap.  The food is not gourmet or knock your socks off, but it, also, is cheap and consistently good.  Also, there's sooo much room!  And I hate cramming myself into a cafe to sit, so this gives it a lot of points.  There's free wi-fi, unless I've been stealing someone else's.  \nI also love that there are always enough people actually conversing with one another to make some pleasant white noise, rather than just the clicking of laptop keys so typical of most near-campus places.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xPmtgJzTRrm1aw-psI6ECg", "date": "2008-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dV2mlr9VpNdgQqi18aN2iQ", "text": "The two times I've been here the workers have been really rude  and unhelpful. Their coffee is mediocre at best and the only good thing is that they open late!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IcDnqbQL8V15LpZj7EE77g", "date": "2011-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eennC3opKq_iP_4GXynQyA", "text": "Great espresso drinks! Cheap filling meals! I literally don't know how they serve breakfast so inexpensively but they do fill up your plate for under 5 dollars. This used to be our go-to Sat and Sun morning hangout when we lived in Montclair. Yeah driving to Berkeley was a pleasure when we had Med coffee waiting for us. Now that we live in the City it took us a few months to find a coffee spot that cared about making great mochas and lattes as much as Cafe Med. (Simple Pleasures in the Richmond Dist.)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "neAnflxzKVw_FtEQc1_7jQ", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EVDykLZZwYYc8cKBOMS3Eg", "text": "This has become my hang-out of choice. Why? Well, because 1) It stays open until midnight! I am definitely a night person so I go here to get my work done. 2) I am not a big fan of coffee but I really do enjoy their Cafe Mocha. It really hits the spot. 3) Great location on Upper Telegraph by the University and my house!\n\nThe food at Mediterraneum is pretty good, especially for the price! I like that this place also has history...it's been here since the '60's I believe and you can tell it has served many a straggler. While this is awesome, it is also part of the reason I don't give the place 5 stars since I feel like it has a little too much grime to it sometimes.\n\nI write this from their upstairs area right now and am very pleased to be present while someone is playing wonderful live music on the piano.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wFWHe0Ookka0REhlE9gwQw", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F2DUlpSMunwyj0P_-21Byw", "text": "I walked into this place for a pick me up experiment.  I asked the two baristas, a girl and a guy (whom both were positive and humourous) to make me a nice experiment.  We decided on a simple vanilla soy latte with a mocha drizzle.  Best coffee I ever tasted, perfectly layered with good amount of foam, YUM.  I had to borrow money so I could tip them.\n\nI also like that they offer ceramic or paper cup for my own hippie environmental way.  \n\nI haven't had the food, but the display looked very clean and presented nicely.\n\nOverall a relaxed environment, might I add that the homeless floaters adds an interesting extra ambiance to it all. ;0)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1TFnEbzT2uN3iiQwGDtp0A", "date": "2007-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gAxCHaIkWUL7Ui6ruH1lSA", "text": "The birthplace of the caffe latte, Caffe Med is a good place to frequent if you want some good, relatively cheap caffeine while soaking in the Berkeley atmosphere. Their lattes aren't the best I've ever had, but they're pretty good. I wouldn't recommend their iced teas, though; I've tried them twice, and once it was just ice water (almost tasteless) and the next time it was super sweet. It's nice to just get a pot of tea here (works out cheap) and sit and get my reading done.  \n\nI like going here because it's near my apartment. However, the service is frustratingly slow and their internet isn't always reliable. The place has a definite Berkeley vibe to it, and is rich with history and culture, but I've grown tired of the eccentric people who frequent this cafe. It's good, cheap, and has convenient timings, but it's not my favorite Berkeley cafe.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "giKFLx743hJlmC7XdVtMoA", "text": "Their chai latte is pretty good. :)\nIt was a bit noisy and crowded when i came in one morning, but service was still pretty fast.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cEgjnI88GX6Gy2KcDVXN5Q", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gmVSBhU0SyK_ilLVWwx6FA", "text": "Good squating location for laptop doers. There were plugs everywhere, wireless access never lost connection, and nice atmosphere. \n\nI would have liked so more comfortable chairs since I planned on doing hours work there, but that's not to say they were uncomfortable, very pleasing actually. \n\nThere's also a \"read a book.... leave a book\" shelve, nice! \n\nI had a soy white mocha, perfectly served. :) The food looked delicious as well, next time I'll have breakfast..... stay tuned!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iJqw2-ahd402sY3rLDyfrw", "date": "2009-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hbdk1MJfsLP_OdTAZ7vZRg", "text": "I came here with a friend. We ordered two small Chai lattes with a shot of espresso each. The barista makes the 'dirty' chais and then she says \"oh shoot. we're only supposed to make sizes medium or large of this dirty chai. is that okay?\"\n\nIs it okay for...?? you to remake our drinks? for you to charge us for medium chai lattes? She thought the latter.... we were charged $10.50 for our mediocre drinks. These cups are SMALL by the way. I would have rated higher if the atmosphere was better but this cafe is dingy, dirty and full of smelly people. I would not recommend this place at all, and will probably not return unless I'm feeling extremely frivolous and/or risk my health.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "w1Kx0pLwThUc9CmwP8UWRg", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HCjr5OUBvNf17zs20r3FUA", "text": "The upstairs portion of this local spot is where it's at. Surrounded by books with a \"read a book, leave a book\"  policy. I sat back in the corner and was shocked to see a hidden office and storage area packed behind an orange bookcase (you can see the lock if you look closely)\n\nIt's a pretty busy cafe, but the only spot on the entire street where I felt like I wasn't being crowded or rushed. The cafe claims that the latte was created here first in the 1950's, but I am yet to find actual proof of this. \n\nI had an iced Vanilla Bean latte and found a standard latte. The espresso was very strong in taste. Service was kind, but pretty difficult to understand because of language barriers. Eager to try a hot latte and see if their art can cut it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WrSuojF9j0JAc5DJTzgRqA", "date": "2011-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ioxYxuzu-q369vvA0Ja1tA", "text": "Bad experience here but it seemed to be because the manager on staff was a little out of it... I know, it's Berkeley; I should expect this.\n\nThe Bad: They forgot my order, the lemonade was incredibly pulpy and sour, and the mango smoothie had chunks in it.\n\nThe Good: The employees were really friendly and their almond croissant is glorious.. it just melts in your mouth. \n\nI will definitely go back for their almond croissant and try a latte.. They claim to have invented it. Although from the other reviews it sounds like a mocha is the way to go...\n\n\nAlso: They have a \"share a book, take a book\" bookshelf upstairs, which I found incredibly cute..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Io39_XRF6vZuOwOpcXjfBg", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iuxzb1clhywe0FM8Mo5k7w", "text": "As stated in other reviews. This place is the birth of cafe latte. I've had it about a year ago. It was good from my memory. I'm going to get it the next time I go. Yes, the location might be slightly less than ideal since there is a slightly a larger population of hobos outside on Telegraph, but there are definitely a LOT of pros for this place. \n\nPrice is pretty darn decent.\nGiant Cookies- $1.00\nIntense 4 layer Chocolate cake: $3.50\nPot of tea: $3.00- can refill up to 5 pots *I love loose tea leaves*\nSandwiches are less than $5\n\nNice and chill service\n\nLive music on the piano.\n\nOpen til 12 AM!\n\nSurprisingly, even though it is midterm season, this cafe was not jammed packed with student&their books like Cafe Strata or Milano. It was a relaxing and chill atmosphere to hang out with friends or study. \n\nOne inconvenience was that there is no outlets on the lower floor. I peeked upstairs for future reference and there were outlets upstairs for long cafe nights. Also, the internet wasn't the best- but that might be good on days I need to study. Nonetheless, I shall be back for another study adventure!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NbdKctpJhm8iktZrrLpULg", "date": "2012-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IwJMqsPm-ysHanGdHmuuLQ", "text": "We were killing some time before heading to the Oakland airport after a wine tasting trip in Sonoma and decided to stop in Berkley. My dad went to UC Berkley (back in the 70s I think) and suggested this place, where he said he always used to study (and complain about the corporations, maann). He said it was where the latte was invented-- so I got one and it was delicious. Breakfast was great. My dad said it hasn't changed much. The pictures hanging on the wall were pretty cool, and I thought the service was friendly. A cool end to our trip.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jM0BZ0U27fY_NZpJ-ZN58w", "date": "2012-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j0NuW_OFI9vqd_hEAEOIDw", "text": "My favorite coffee shop in berkeley, it is kinda crusty, bums outside, burntout hippies discussing the undeserved prestige of Harvard while they drink the last sip from the coffee they ordered 2 hours ago. I think the bums keep some of the more annoying college kids away, so they actually do at least one thing! The tables and the ceiling are almost certainly the originals from the 1950s.\nGreat espresso, crappy drip coffee (dont get drip coffee here). I dont know how someone wouldnt like their mocha, I think it is great. Their cappuccino has not much in the way of foam, relative to other spots, but it is way good. Their food is cheap, and for the price, surprisingly good. 3$ for a stack of good french toast! If I have the choice I go here,", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dlEpzrc7c0YJF90MWToqtQ", "date": "2009-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jcC1d7tkNR8g2dyFLJkk7A", "text": "Every time I got out of class and my girlfriend got off of work for lunch we would head down Caffe Mediterraneum and order the strongest cup of coffee Berkeley has to offer. The people here are so nice that there have been days when we have been late for class/work b/c of us enjoying the company of other patrons and employees.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JPybqU5dEvD8MQiStJwVeg", "date": "2009-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jhM0N667h-4WUg2-2t0kpQ", "text": "All about the Cubano!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ee_40LnrpS-788fGmsh4Zw", "date": "2010-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ji1ONOjiNDdM3en8L4jw7Q", "text": "it's dirty, and the bathroom can get outta hand - i feel lucky to be a guy in that respect.  still there's a soft spot in my heart for cm, which now forms \"the triangle\": cm, moe's and amoeba records.  \"triangle\" now instead of the \"square\" becuz cody's is gone... :(\n\nyeah, it's fulla berkeley crazies, but they're harmless.  just laugh at 'em.  free wifi, unlike peete's, which has attitude and makes you log in every hour so you have to get a new code, etc.\n\nfood's just ok - 2.5.  all in all, a classic berkeley hangout.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lraljnrfzAUQv1MvOCyHew", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JxrP6O9J337u5-_bKj1tGA", "text": "Damn good lattes, caps and espresso.  \n\nThe best, and depending on the barista, dare I say, better than Peet's Coffee.  \n\nThe older gentleman with the gray hair, is the best.  Make sure he makes your drink for you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Nt9mAj7VDzXUeMpuQbjcnw", "date": "2009-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K9YDF9PUvWRjE7WT8xFLRQ", "text": "This is a great place to study and read. There are always enough seats for everyone and the staff are very friendly. And the most attracting feature of caffe mediterraneum is that it has a fairly long history and it's on telegraph ave which is what Berkeley is about: the homeless, the musicians and the poets. \n\nThe coffee is pretty strong. I had a regular house coffee and it was one of the strongest regular coffee i've ever had. \n\nThe downside is that you can find local poets trying to sell their books in the cafe, which depends on whether you like it or not. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RnmyXLfqrJDe2GsHkpg8sA", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kQaZSNe5oXhtUoMF9vkbqA", "text": "this place feels like bum central. cheap and dirty except tea was like twice as much as at starbuck's or peet's.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KU0pYPTKoluGSmAqZ0Fujw", "text": "Nice space, and perfect lighting to study, read, etc. Mediterraneum has good chai and they were nice enough to suggest I try honey over regular sugar. \n\nWhen using the bathroom, I found the light was out. Fortunately there is a window and it was still light out. \n\nDespite the toilet being for customers only, a homeless guy found ways to continue using it without the key (waiting for people to come out). He also kept going up and down the stairs. Also, a bunch gathered on the 2nd floor (where I was) and hung out, constantly using the bathroom. \n\nIf the bathroom light had worked and if there weren't as many homeless people inside, I'd give Mediterraneum Cafe 4 stars (not 5, because of the neighborhood).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yUGEOP1gVoSX0FxTRzOf0Q", "date": "2008-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lo7cIJUgdAwSKnVkYypBLA", "text": "Five stars for the good, cheap coffee, and for being one of the only places that was open near my friend's apartment. I didn't know this place was legendary. Allen Ginsberg? Howl? Epic.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZJJMSYQqI0tcx4hDNIKe6A", "date": "2008-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ltokPVWsgnhv_t_wrs3Hcw", "text": "I have been here many times and enjoy their food, but I cannot respect them as a business. I understand that it is standard practice to have places not allow outside food (which that ticks me off already) but I was told to either buy something or I couldn't stay there. For a cafe, I just see it as downright rude and completely arrogant, I don't care how good the food is, they don't have the respect for their patrons unless they pay every time. If you don't give them money, you're unwelcome. It's good food with a very greedy and disrespectful staff.\n\nAs a Yelper who values service as much as the food, I would give it 1 star (I actually wouldn't mind seeing it closed down) but I respect it for having a Berkeley ambiance to it and of course, making history with the famous latte.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m97IsxWA5w4FqrH3EPe56g", "text": "'The Med' is is open from 7:00am to midnight so it is there pretty much when you are..\n\nThe staff is generally welcoming and the large tables have enough space around  them to crowd some chairs around them to accommodate a gathering. The wireless signal is strong. And the Med offers food and desserts in addition to a full range of coffee drinks, teas, and Italian sodas.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tMS_gcgF5U2I_g1qoF5cpA", "date": "2007-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "McsxYba9CoxAHk9ZB_O3oQ", "text": "Best mochas in the world. Ever. Strong and delicious. With a pretty fig leaf if you get the right barista :-)\n\nBrewed coffee is delicious too - always well-balanced and interesting.\n\nPancakes are remarkably round and fluffy, and omelettes are good - I used to live on them when I was a student because of the price and amount of food.\n\nToo bad I live on the other side of town now and we only make it over for breakfast on the weekends sometimes, but oh man, I miss those mochas and that insanely cheery red-haired guy in the mornings :-)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dRwF8i5t_4tmJgz7DPXmZw", "date": "2012-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MmarPEaqhWAEVWtvv9EJWQ", "text": "It must have its pros and cons.  \nPros can't be the food though.  I had the nEopolitan panini.  mediocrity.  I'm not hostile to this place except that I feel like I wasted one of the meals of the rest of my life there.\n\nEveryone's upstairs with their internet connections.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ePerljemmmGHi-DAZ6ZELQ", "date": "2009-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "muns3jHhtRVrbnEoWKl_HA", "text": "My relationship as a customer with the Med has been like that of someone trying to hold onto a crappy boyfriend who just keeps effin' up after lots of second chances. I've given this place so many tries strictly because I really like the friendly, often quirky staff and the menu is cheap, but here are the things I am really not into:\n\n1. The coffees are VERY hit or miss. One day you get a spectacular cappuccino and other next you're wondering if the barista was trying their very best to mess up your hot chocolate?? I was a barista for 2 years, I don't buy that \"it was the soy milk\" excuse. come on...\n\n2. The veggie burrito is not really vegetarian. I discovered this when one of the staff members mentioned that the rice is made with chicken stock. I was pretty pissed since I ate it damn near 3 times a week without eggs and cheese, doused with Cholula sauce because it was so bland. I later tried to calmly talk to the management about it but got an awful response from the bitchy cook.\n\n3. The crust kids that hang out in front. 'Nuff said.\n\nIt's over, Caffe Med. It's not me, it's you.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Auhm3eItkzc6PfdZQFCWDw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nkZy-jrmw_8EYQWtJ4P4zw", "text": "The ambiance is something like a 1950's ballroom meets a bustling diner. I love the upper level and overlooking the hustle of the day from up above. With two levels, there's quite a bit more space to stretch out and certainly enough tables for everyone to have a seat. There are lots of outlets as well (thankful sighs emit). \n\nAs for the coffee, I am a mocha fiend and they are certainly up to par. Although not as rich and sweet as most establishments, the cafe mochas stand on their own for style and flair with an indulgent caffeinated delight (Be prepared for a whipped cream avalanche is you ask for it).\n\nI have also had a pleasant experience with Caffe Mediterraneum's famous Caffe Latte which was a lush as any caffeine or coffee-goer could ask for. Props as well to the beautiful foam art on every order.\n\nMy only qualm is, as a known drinker of only \"hot\" coffee, the scorching heat of the day can make the inside of the establishment a bit sweltering. Thankfully, the second floor seems to have a considerable breeze which makes drinking hot beverages in the summertime far more manageable.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6Vnm2v6VE-PJ2J_OJ3czNg", "date": "2012-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NrY6_kW7FIppIpYpS2N-pA", "text": "Let's face it, this is the place where the latte was invited. Nuff said!  I'm not really into writing fragments. Alas I must. Like I stated in another check-in at this place this, The Med has some of the best Espresso on the west coast.  Though I can't understand how this place has rated 3.5 stars with 87 samples. I can only think that the ambiance has not helped matters. Though I wouldn't change this place. If you are somebody who likes the coffee and ding this place because of the decorum well I suggest you go down to Urth Cafe in Beverly hills and enjoy yourself there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1pyXxB1dFm1KeC4IPMa5Uw", "date": "2011-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nwq5KZD-TK5YzvVEMygBRA", "text": "What abhorrent service.  We sat and watched our friend's food sit getting cold while they prepared everyone's orders. Then they unapologeticly gave him cold food. When the last thing to go on an orders plate is bacon and someone is standing there waiting for their order, don't make two bacon burritos for the people who ordered after them. This place has really gone down hill.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ISoyC0u-VE9V_W4EUS-kcg", "date": "2011-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O5cfMPv7_qvtCIUw7ikxtA", "text": "It's funny, but I've never been to this cafe during my 4.5 years of schooling at UC Berkeley. So when I re-visited my stomping grounds, I was excited to experience my dining at this location.\n\nFood is very good, organic and fresh. The place have that cultural ambiance that's a perfect place for studying, catching up, or having a quiet meal. I love how they have an upstairs offering as well. Clean for the most part. \n\nThe staff could be a bit friendlier. I thought they were a bit grumpy and not friendly at all. Made me feel uncomfortable which is bad because you want folks to feel welcome especially in a mom and pop cafe. But I'll give them the benefit of the doubt because they could be having a bad day.\n\nProbably come back here, and it would be because of the food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NFo1WMzgrt_1Jv_DrdQzAw", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oanss9k8J3kIAvYJplyZfA", "text": "It's unfortunate that the biggest, most conveniently located cafe in Berkeley has such greasy food, incompetent employees, and a guaranteed stock of crazies from Telegraph. Whenever I'm in there I want to take a sponge to all surfaces. I'll admit I dig their mochas and I applaud the free wifi, but the bad experiences outweigh the good. Blah.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_SUaH48pxt3DbwtCJ8klGg", "date": "2008-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OxRCDCh-umPOuI9JTUGzSA", "text": "I feel like I've swallowed the idea that this place has \"charm.\" I'm always looking for it, but I can't find it. \n\nPros:\nThe espresso is great, the wifi is fast and stable, I kind of like the way it looks, and it's a cool place to go check out your new purchases after you've visited Moe's across the street. I really liked coming here by myself on the (rare) mornings that I woke up too early and snacking on their $3.50 eggs, potatoes, and toast breakfast.\n\nCons: \nThe bathroom is disgusting.\nThe people: as a student, I want to be around other students when I'm working at a coffee shop. There's a large diversity of people here, including a good chunk of loud crazy people. The environment doesn't feel very intellectual, and it's actually kind of depressing--like it's stuck in a degenerate version of Berkeley's past.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Yom4tN3G6K4RAEloinm_dQ", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PQzLbCIZkV9Y2sRmoHYTCA", "text": "I lived a block from here for 3 years, but tried my best to avoid it as much as possible. Not because it's that horrible, but because there are so many other great places to study and drink coffee that have much better ambiance. Now, the coffee here is very good, though I'm not sure if I totally believe their whole \"birthplace of the caffe latte\" thing. I feel like the caffe latte is a simple enough drink to be invented at tons of places. They do serve the best one that I've ever had, though. \n\nBut the ambiance here is not that great. Though the waiters are pretty friendly, about half of the tables are set out in the middle of the room and there's an echo, which doesn't seem very cozy to me. There are always a bunch of hobos outside the door that hit on me (and I'm sure they do it to a lot of girls) and I do NOT appreciate it. During finals I came here to study, and the waiters or whoever let some of them in where they proceeded to have a concert, completely screwing over my studying. I have never been back after that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uazzDBvqomLWg6f_cOqRfA", "date": "2011-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q1RYTrZVDygbuDZJnI3U1Q", "text": "I love cafe med. Since the day I came to Berkeley, this was one of my favorite spots. But today I learned that they co-sponsor the anti-homeless ordinance in the city (http://berkeleycivilsidewalks.com/supporters/), which is a huge disappointment for me. This place prides itself for its connection to the civil rights movement and the black panthers. Unfortunately, it looks like it has changed since then. \n\n I decided to join the boycott against businesses that sponsor the anti-homeless bill, which is so disgustingly called \"Berkeley Civil Sidewalks\" - as if homeless people are not civil. Cafe Med's management should think whether they're the ones who are not civil. How shameful.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "So7s3nURCOEk-1Wq01XNrw", "date": "2012-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q2_lJb_pNRHZ93vcXR5Lsw", "text": "cheap consistent food. really nice baristas. AWESOME TEA!!! \ni agree with another review on here, if youre near oakland then go to cafe nomad and if youre near campus go to the med!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H8xkH_XTRKAgwyK3w2htUg", "date": "2009-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q9aDvY708Sgl0xWtNJWKew", "text": "This place is a Berkeley institution and certainly has a lot of interesting history but from a pure coffee and food experience, it's only ok. The coffee is alright. If you like sweet drinks and feel like splurging, the iced white chocolate mocha is pretty decadent. The omelettes are typical diner-style omelettes, nothing much to write home about. \n\nIf you want to come here to study there are a few outlets upstairs but they're not always available so be wary!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hjbljNSmdUW8R34UiIm9Bg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q9pMPTX3XALtFpLFtZyEhg", "text": "I've walked by this cafe about a million times and never went in.  But I needed some after-dinner tea and Peet's was closed, so in I went.  And it turns out that this place has a pretty nice loose leaf tea selection.  And the barista was really knowledgeable about the different teas and gave friendly advice on how long to steep each variety of tea.  I had no idea this place cared so much about tea!\n\nVery well lit, free wifi, not nearly as crowded as Milano or Strada in the evenings, and has talented and friendly staff.  I can't believe it took me this long to \"discover\" this spot.  I'll be back for espresso soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CN1sGVco03wi_DfvehjD7Q", "date": "2008-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "swu7L0ASYYIg6zwtvVi-MQ", "text": "I've been  meaning to try out this place for a while and finally got the opportunity to when Ann's Kitchen was mysteriously closed this morning. I was pleased with the prices since they were lower than Ann's, but I would soon be wishing I was at Ann's. Whatever this place is known for, the food definitely isn't it.\n\nI ordered a simple breakfast of eggs, sausage, homefries and toast. They were out of homefries but if I had the chance to try them I'm sure the most they would have been would be at best mediocre just like the rest of the meal. The one exception and the worst part of the meal were the eggs. I ordered sunny side up, the easiest egg dish to make, and it was ... way overcooked. The edges were pleasantly crunch and the egg yolk had solidified to a tasteless powdery block of blech. \n\nI'll probably be back to try out this amazing coffee everyone raves about when I need a caffeine hit, but next time I'm getting breakfast won't be here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "S0_Na3BINI1ZPDtCFfQiZQ", "date": "2009-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SZ4N2bTDWCQXEGlS3iMaxg", "text": "Pretty good panini.  Prices are great.  I think the foaccia was a bit stale though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f5-0o_iBl6G0hiiTo55ZjA", "date": "2011-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T-BqM9mzk7iwzMf5J2-Zmg", "text": "OK, so the environment's not that killer, but there is something endearing about the black and white checkered tile floor.  The clientele's not that upscale, but if you want shi-shi, go get shi-shi! (chi-chi?  sheeshy?  Sheesh!)\n\nBut as far as \"don't wear your nicest\", as another review suggested, &$%*! it!  Wear whatever the heck you want, always!  Wear it and declare it!  I admit I'm probably a little out of place with my heels and business garb, but I like to stand out.  But that's just me.  And sure, I do my best not to make eye contact with the other patrons, lest they harass me while I'm trying to work.  \"Hey pretty lady, I'd love to have you in my art sometime.  Can I draw you?\"  Nice guy, but no free modeling here, and kindly leave me alone!\n\nBut I like this place.  They know how to treat coffee.  A self-professed coffee-snob and former barista, I can appreciate that they tamp and swirl the milk pitcher.  It makes nice percussion, too.  Tamp, swirl.  Tamp tamp tamp, swirl.  And almost all of the baristas can make the little rosetta leaf designs.  I really like the barista with the green hair and many piercings.  And the graying red-haired guy.  Both incredibly sweet humans.\n\nGreat chai, too. Divine chai, aptly named.  \n\nOh yeah, they invented the latte here, too, but the cappuccinos are so good I've never even gotten to a latte.  You can read the blurb they have about it on the wall above the register.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sroUrHc0WIoUSK9rhOMsdQ", "date": "2008-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tGfiloUVQOIway00CglZow", "text": "I've been to Med so many times and had amazing coffee here, but apparently coffee is all you need to know about to work here. I ordered an iced loose leaf tea- which in their credit they don't usually do... but I think logic could at least assist one in this process. One might figure, steep tea- pour over ice, yes! But for some reason the barista thought it was the best idea to just put the tea bag in the cup, put some ice in it, and fill it with cold water. Sure, you can cold brew coffee or tea, but it's a long process. \nMaking matters worse, he then proceeded to stick his fingers into the cup to pull the tea bag to the surface of the ice. I've been sitting next to it for about 10 minutes and have only been able to bring myself to take one sip.\nAlthough this experience is the only one of its kind I've had... I will be seriously hesitant to order from this barista again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "PYt16N21RLSioTg8uqX-qg", "date": "2010-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UmQp86IRQ423-rNxYbW7YA", "text": "Best latte I've ever had. My mother owns a cafe. Craig is so nice and so active in the community. It's difficult not to support this place. If you're in Berkeley, you should definitely try it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q2yKs8PLIw5ElK03hcu-1Q", "date": "2011-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UqTzqiS_bP0TbmIGls-r-w", "text": "In love.\n\nWith cheap food. (2.95 for a bomb hot and melty egg sandwich, with your choice of cheese, bread, and meat if you eat meat. I don't, and opted for monterey jack and rye bread with the eggs... SO DELICIOUS. My boyfriend was laughing at me across the table as I devoured my sandwich with a look of intense pleasure on my face.)\n\nWith ambiance. (There's no shortage of conversation fodder in this place, namely in the shape of photographs on the wall from back in the day when Berkeley was a whole lot more interesting... naked hippies and dancing in the streets and whatnot.)\n\nWith the abundance of plugs. (Not sure about downstairs, but upstairs is definitely accommodating for students who need to park their butts and laptops for a while and get something done)\n\nWith fresh squeezed orange juice! (I love sitting upstairs and watching the barista slice open oranges to be made into the freshest juice ever!)\n\nWith their hours of operation (Open early, close late.)\n\nWhat's not to love?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NfJOIoFS4vd5VuqIyRD2Kg", "date": "2011-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vSUteTFLCyA3VEfDiJNZCw", "text": "The Goods:\n+friendly, helpful staff\n+excellent coffee beans for the purchasing (Barefoot, et al.)\n+decent lattes\n+across the street from a fantastic bookstore\n\nThe Not As Goods:\n-insipid drip coffee\n-mediocre pastries\n-tiny, wobbly tables\n-aseptic, \"study hall\" vibe\n\nThe Take Away:\nA good place to peek into your new book over a latte or to refuel your coffee bean supply; not the coziest cafe to park for extended cafe lounging.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DEtFNQFuUphOVcgD2Kbn6A", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xFWTAZC2UfZXxvxYkucjYA", "text": "Great coffee. Like the giant coffee mugs. Like the available tables outside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VZUHcHoSYtn8mKq31hAM-g", "date": "2009-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xJabz-bts-EqRzlvn7729w", "text": "I work down the street at the Center for Independent Living, so I've tried the full range of breakfasts offered in the area: Ann's Kitchen, Bongo Burger, etc. Honestly, you get the best bang for your buck here. I always get the same thing - Med Omelet with Wheat toast. It's fantastic! Kalamata   Olives, Spinach and Feta cheese, homefries and toast to boot, all for under $5. I'm not a coffee drinker so I can't vouch for anything other than the food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6bbrta-DzGKOu4Y6luIKLQ", "date": "2007-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xmqb_HcYYoqKI6hrm_BzwQ", "text": "Great space and darn good latte.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2SO_lmyQCXkEmL9zMWFBMQ", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y3tpzBqhDcV-gC3rrZS3xw", "text": "Meh. It was O.K. Had much better breakfast foods in other restaurants in the area. Apparently it was where the latte was invented, but I'm not the biggest fan of coffee, so I'll only be commenting on food-related subjects.\n\nDecor and Service: The biggest thing that stood out to me were the tables. And I mean that literally. The tables on the first floor were absolutely ginormous and pretty tasteless. They could do better. Service-wise, they seemed pretty nice. They have a system in which they shout out the order when they are done cooking it and customers have to come pick it up. I was talking with my friend and since I didn't hear them shout our order, I have no idea how long that plate was sitting there. At least it was still warm.\n\nFood: My friend and I both got the denver omelette, which consisted of ham, bell pepper, and tomato, and it's served with a piece of buttered toast and home fries. The toast tasted fine, it was toasted with butter, but the home fries were a little disappointing. The flavors were uneven and some pieces of potato were more undercooked than others. I felt that the parsley taste was overpowering and would've preferred them a bit crispier. The omelette itself was very basic, and I think they actually used sandwich ham inside of the omelette. The proportion of egg to filling was a bit large, as well.\n\nVerdict: Probably not a place I'd come back to, except to try their latte that I have yet to taste. Breakfast-food-wise, you're definitely better off at Ann's kitchen.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2011-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YLmuP46ybSd74M9TdsGvZg", "text": "As with other Telegraph businesses, Caffe Med has large portions of decent food at cheap prices. And that's a recipe for success in a college town. The more eccentric patrons add to the lively and raucous atmosphere, and you definitely have to raise your voice to have a conversation, but it's a fun, casual setting to enjoy a meal. I got the tuna sandwich for ~$4.50. Maybe it was just because I was a first-timer, but my friends and I were not sure when our food came out because the shouting from the kitchen is not really audible from the dining area. You just have keep an eye out and recognize your order, I guess. As for the food: I appreciated that the hearty wheat bread was toasted. Interestingly, the tuna had corn in the mix, too. I'm not a big salad person, but the vinaigrette dressing that came with the side salad had a good sweetness to it and made eating leaves nicer. One of my friends got a breakfast burrito that looked really awesome, so that's a priority next time I come. I might replicate the idea of an egg sandwich in a tortilla myself in the meantime. Saw board games on the piano against the wall--bonus points!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "866oCEmP7sD4Xw9e3X2yKA", "text": "My ideal espresso bar, with genuine Berkeley ambiance, ample seating, good coffee drinks, decent prices (although lattes are a bit pricey), cheap cookies, etc etc. Haven't tried the food though, but that doesn't mean it can't be my current favorite place. Plus they're open til midnight, which I don't think any other coffee bar would have the gall to do.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Btm5E_fKzRhrFiGIRmItsw", "text": "It was okay. \n\nI tried the chai latte for ~$3. I brought my laptop with the intentions of organizing my calendar and classes. I like that there's free wifi and lots of space. \n\nHowever, there are definitely some interesting characters who go there. The smell of foccacia was delicious, but then someone would walk by, and I would get a whiff of less than cleanly hygiene. \n\nAlso, I didn't notice until I was picking up my backpack to leave, but the floors were really dirty. Maybe I just went on a bad day?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KvYtokmQAGaym9AF1Qqn6A", "date": "2010-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bXOrJ2lAMiVVOenkW7q5rQ", "text": "My friend and i stopped here because they had outside seating.  It was great for people watching... you see it all from crazies to UCB kids to homeless and wannabe homeless (you know those young people who sit on the sidewalk and do nothing but go home to their parent's house at night)\n\nThe bathroom was terrible and disgusting so try to hold it!\n\nThe guy who helped me get a drink was really nice and friendly, the guy who told me where the bathroom key made me feel like i was wasting his time as he stood there doing nothing.\n\nSummary: great for people watching bad for peeing", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kd2pIQVoXefP8YVSeWJp6Q", "date": "2010-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HdWjVMvohVRp7aKvC_urQw", "text": "Not gonna lie.  I came here just to steal their internet.  Purchased a cheap drink and loitered around for a while.  hehe. I'm bad.  I discreetly looked around at the food other customers were chowing down and it looked pretty good..\n\nStill, it wasn't very crowded and had that nice laid back cafe feel.  I'd definitely recommend if you don't want your soul to rot at main stacks.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OKpuG1PBu8D_gx59e6rrAA", "text": "Hey people, if you're looking for a \"nice\" cafe this isn't it, look for something more anticeptic--those kind of places are only too easy to find.\n\nThe Med is a hallowed haunt, perfect for writing, thinking, talking, and some good, heimishly-prepared eats at a reasonable price (the huevos rancheros are a personal favorite). It's within spitting distance (so to speak) of Mo's Bookstore, best bookstore East of the Bay: paradise!\n\nThe old Cafe Picaro on 16th in the Mission (before it morphed into a tapas place) was in the same niche as today's Med. Dingy comes with the territory. If you're put off by the vibe, move on to Pete's and be happy, rookies. For everybody else...well, there's always the bathroom at Mo's across the street!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g6c2CW5wXVwSqtGWNoEnBw", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sI3-fkT46NHwzVCPSRZdGA", "text": "The bathroom is dirty and sometimes has syringes in the trash. Most often people are asleep in the upstairs area. Intelectuals adorn berets, greasy hair, and books by Keets. I love it\n\nEverything changes but the Med has always stayed the same.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bET2jhQgT8pNnsCsOnYN8g", "date": "2012-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tFGAMeeaG7bde_Xfh54FOQ", "text": "Really cool barista behind the counter.\n\nLove the spacious seating upstairs overlooking the railing.\n\nGood peanut butter cookies.\n\nBut the depth charge (2 espresso shots + drip coffee) totally kicked my ass.  Man, I thought I had a tolerance, but apparently I'm still a java lightweight!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n4meBjksuA8ocbOtom8uIA", "date": "2010-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "w_-CZkjDGG_dlqe0aCNufA", "text": "The tea here is so hot, I wonder if the water is radioactive. Great people watching...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VgtcRwMPiAEeuPsayXB4kA", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wpiv-pnzSimpCwN1lQuU4w", "text": "This place has truly fallen apart. Living in Oakland it takes a lot for me to come all the way out to Berkeley just to get something to eat, but I had some faith in this Caffe from my first visit a year ago.\n\nThings have changed..\n\nI stood in line for almost 15 minutes just to order my food. A kid who looked like he was still in high school didn't even know how to work the register.. k whatever.. big deal..\n\nBut it didn't stop there. It took the two chefs (calling them chefs is a stretch considering one looked like a crusty punk from people's park and the other looked like she was still in high school) about 25 minutes to make me my \"Med Special\" which isn't all that special (three eggs, sausage, and hash browns). Hash browns were nearly freezing.\n\nTo put the icing on the cake, they completely forgot about my friends order. When my friend asked for his money back the owner rudely slammed his money on the table and said to \"GET OUT!\"\n\nThis place is a joke.. Just because some hipster authors wrote some lame books here doesn't mean it deserves your time or money!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DRjiSXh2B6WARw2yROY_0g", "date": "2009-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Q7f2C4sT_TGAB1boLLRJQ", "text": "Absolutely no outlets on the first floor. Don't even bother looking. But all the individual tables on the second floor are TINY. So between power outlets or table space, you can only choose one. Bathroom could be cleaner. Heck, the whole place could be cleaner. But okay, enough complaining.\n\nGood selection of teas. Got a pot of one of their rare teas (milk oolong) for $4, and it was very good, tasted great after multiple steepings.\n\nCoffee is good. And they supposedly invented the latte??\n\nFrom the assortment of peoples in front of the cafe I am sure you can tell that they get a lot of interesting characters... Once when I was studying, a man at the table next to me started talking to me and sort of addressed me on-and-off for the next 15 minutes. Actually, he was quite interesting, and I didn't feel at all harassed, but basically my advice is not to come here if you are trying to get some hardcore studying done--you never know what's going to happen here. Light reading or non-urgent work is recommended; midterm cramming is probably best done elsewhere.\n\nAll in all, a nice cafe with a lot of history. Read their little blurb next to the window about a scene in The Graduate being filmed at Cafe Med and you will feel like a special, hip little snowflake.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OG4SjnRcc-7bIacM3Cjn-w", "date": "2012-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "84RwIecLOp50uCQbRTgTJA", "text": "$2 Short stacks! $3 Tall stacks! My egg was done perfectly.  My meal was excellent, unfortunately my coffee was super watery.  All the employees were really nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pWj1ET9H9L8g-m2Gp9_sFQ", "date": "2009-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cx0_H6WSqNQhBZ4hIiQK7g", "text": "This place is really cute and a nice environment to sit over a pot of tea or a nice latte and catch up with friends, study, read a good book, etc. Their teas are loose leaf, nice quality teas, not the tazo or stash bagged teas I kept coming across whilst in search of a great little cafe to grab a tea. I was surprised that I couldn't find some great organic tea options in the area... but, I probably just don't know the secret spots. \n\nThe staff was helpful and the man gave me tips on brewing times, etc. It was kind of noisy and a bit dirty in terms of used dishes lying around, but I can see the appeal for students trying to get some studying done. Free wi-fi. A couple of outdoor tables, but they were full.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4a3ANCQI0RvoxiHJGiWzJQ", "date": "2009-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fgN9Kg2sh2hYs_1Aei14sg", "text": "Tired from walking up and down University and Telegraph, my boyfriend suggested resting for a bit.  I agreed, and we started looking for a coffee shop of some kind.  We saw this place, and he just looked at me.  \"Perfect,\" I said, and we walked into the seemingly small hang out.  That was deceiving!  This place is huge!!  Two floors of sitting area?!  Free wi-fi?!  Open late?!  Why can't there be a place like that near where I live?!  Oh, yeah- because it sucks down here.\n\nAnyway, I got a chai latte (sweetened, as recommended by the friendly guy behind the counter) and the man got a lemonade.  The cost was pretty much par for the course for a chai, but the lemonade was something like $2.50 for a small- and they mean SMALL.  It was gone in 5 gulps.  \n\nTwo stars were subtracted for the miniature lemonade serving and the place wasn't really that clean.  Plus a smelly homeless guy was sitting in there talking to himself.  As entertaining as it was, I'm not so into that at a coffee shop.  But maybe I'm just a bitch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UmROyZdhW6vcVc_Fqw-33Q", "date": "2008-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gwZN1zBhSRN1qtxhfMMs4A", "text": "Cafe Med--also fondly known as 'Homeless Cafe'--is my favorite cafe in Berkeley.  I drink A LOT of coffee and definitely know that when I enjoy it, it's good stuff.  Cafe Med has the most delicious and strong coffee available.  I live in Oakland now, and though it isn't that far away, I always make the trip to study at Cafe Med.  Even though sometimes the bums and grunge kids can be annoying, I really think they contribute to the unique experience at Cafe Med.  I love that it gets a little loud in the evenings because I need noise to concentrate.  Cafe Med also has really excellent huevos rancheros---they are a must have.  Their other food is not that great, but I come here for the coffee, the great owners and staff, the crazies and their hours--they are open from 7 am - 12 am!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_hcKZyBrPa4vOiKmCOlibQ", "date": "2009-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IK1Ty59eqYARuafwapla-g", "text": "Authentic Italian coffee (very good espresso)! Free WiFi. Good spot to sit outside and what the Berkeley life on the sidewalk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2qc0uWaSRWDXMxVTtfNr-g", "date": "2011-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MaHQz9YRH-X-6WPx8BwZRA", "text": "I've been going here for 4 years..so this review is a long time waiting. \n\nTheir breakfast is pretty great..their drink serving needs work though. Every time I have gotten a drink either \"for here\" or \"to go\", it manages to spill or I get burnt. I think they over pour, don't use big enough cups, and do not give cup holders upon receiving coffee. Their coffee jacks me up like no other though. \n\nThe bathrooms are seriously gross. Homeless people galore. \n\nI have a spendgo account, and the guy keeps telling me to go online and redeem it..but spendgo says to activate the redemption upon purchase....anyways. \n\nThe lady who makes the food is a total jerk..just saying. I asked her for to-go ketchup packets and she said, \"we don't have any\". Then I asked her what I should do, and she says, \"there are little containers to get it to go\"...why couldn't you just tell me that in the first place as opposed to making me ask you..common sense, FAIL! \n\nThe flow of ordering is confusing. I feel like when I walk in, i'm immediately cramped for space, even if there is 2 people ahead of me. When ordering, I just kinda linger awkwardly waiting for my drink as opposed to being told what to do (\"go sit, i'll call you\"; \"please wait over here\").\n\nAll in all, solid 3 stars. Food is pretty good (they have vegan cookies!), and drinks are good. Service, flow, and maintenance needs some work though. \n\nP.S make sure you specify, if a vegetarian ordering with a meat eater, you want your food on a seperate plate. The evil lady placed bacon ontop of my pancakes then accused me of stealing food because I asked her to remake them, even after offering to pay for it AGAIN.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2012-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PRsm8opGyXkkGi2dJK5Pfw", "text": "I came here to hang out, and by the time I left, I was a little charmed by the place. Its a straight up breakfast/lunch/cafe all mixed into one. It has actual menus to choose from but the atmosphere is very cozy and inviting, like what a cafe should feel like. I ordered just the starter for breakfast (2 eggs, onions & potatoes, 2 slices of bread) and it was pretty good for $3. They just recently begin to serve this Vietnamese Coffee drink, and I would advise not getting it. They are still experimenting with it in my opinion, just a tad too sweet and uses a lot of condense whole milk. \n\nI had fun hanging out there and I like their not-too-expensive breakfast/lunch menu. I now have a new place I wouldn't mind coming back to for hanging out, doing studies, or eating. And that is something rare nowadays.\n\n..Though parking is a b**** in that area. Just saying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AzOLZB1RJ4NoSLym2xs1BQ", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q5R1D2eHBeRnnrtj2KLeXw", "text": "Wonderful place to chill and people watch. Very distinctively Berkeley. Very Telegraph. I can't imagine a Telegraph Ave without The Med. Hippies, weirdos, radical self-proclaimed anarchists, sketchy, funny-looking folks, Cal students and homeless floaters rub shoulders outside this caf\u00e9. Inside, it's warm and cozy, with a diverse but low-keyed patrons, reading, chatting or typing away on their keyboards. It's comfy upstairs. Big Plus for Me: Good loose leaf tea selection, including Asian tea leaves. Liberal, relaxed vibes all throughout. I walked in on the day of Berkeley World Music Festival and heard real good psychodelic live music played by a guitarist who shook his head like mad while playing his amazing songs. Lovely! Come here, read a book, drink their famous latte or get a cuppa tea... Keep this caf\u00e9 alive. I don't need another clean but characterless Starbucks or even Peets here. Keep Berkeley's indie spirit alive!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sjEHKb8HIFmynClwfpamlg", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xsb_B8HltmAToZtVxWvAlw", "text": "Good spot for wifi, tea and coffee.  So far I haven't tried the food but I did like their smoothie. Kindda drab environment.  They have a second level towards the back of the (large) unit where most of the laptop totting crowd is based. Good office away from office (OAFO) spot.  Plus they stay open late.  \n\nPS: This place has so much potential.  Just add some nice furniture, better lighting, plants and perhaps flat panel TV\nPPS.  Want to use the bathroom?  The key to the bathroom is keychained to a medium size metal pitcher.  I had one lady waiting in line commenting on the (tantalizing? nah..) possibility of peeing in the keychained pitcher", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gP4krxEM93II-mVaf6348Q", "date": "2007-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "V-PfZk8yl-on1qCNZnWsgA", "text": "Meh. Couldn't have said it better myself. I was initially intrigued by this place when I walked in, and, in fact, the reason I decided to have a sit here instead of at another coffee shop was for its neat atmosphere. The people watching is great if you are like me and are strangely fascinated by deranged or otherwise dysfunctional folks, creating disruptions of any magnitude. If this is the intellectual community the Med claims to foster, it's there alright.\n\nI don't usually assume coffee shops will let me sit with my dog, but I asked anyway. When they said no, I tied him up outside, and came back to order something to drink. It was only after I had paid for my drink and settled down with my things that I was informed rather rudely that I couldn't have the dog outside, not within 200 feet of the entrance. Or, anyway, this was their spin on things. Well, I have news for you, homie:\n\nAccording to the CA State Health Department, \"any open air dining area that is not COMPLETELY enclosed (that means no birds, no insects, etc) is not considered a \"food facility\" and is not required to comply with code 114045 which specifically bans dogs (with the exception of working dogs) from food facilities.\"\n\nBut it was pretty smart of you to let me put down all my things and get comfortable, so that you could seal the purchase before completely deterring me from ever giving you my business again.\n\nAnd in all honesty, if you are that concerned with health and sanitation, I would recommend you look at some of the reviews on the dirtiness of your establishment, because they speak VOLUMES of truth. I'm not all that bothered by it personally, but if we're going to be consistent here...\n\nOverall, I like that it's crazy and dirty. But I don't like being conned. Learn some manners.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "u97qNn4csycosaV3Memc0Q", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Vr3FIX_2SqEYyt8xt4p9ww", "text": "Oh Cafe Med, what did I ever do to deserve you?\nIf there was such thing as a \"dive cafe\", you would be the queen of queens in that category.\nI love this place.\nIf you're tired of cramped, boring and dull places like Starbucks, Pete's or Tully's come here.\n\nThe Good: Cheap food (grilled cheese sandwich w/swiss and home fries are my favorite!) cheap coffee, wonderful staff (if you don't smile, don't expect one back) great wi-fi connection and a place to study even when I don't buy anything, and you can call in orders too!\n\nThe Bad: People watchers (I myself rather do something worthy of watching than sit there and wait for something interesting to happen), pretentious customers and I wish they were open longer (although they stay open the latest of all the cafe's around)\n\nThis place is amazeballs!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qw5j-ByR3P9SYwFPFyU2WA", "date": "2011-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "026VlAzXBL-7mf3LYkvidg", "text": "I'll go here if I need caffeine right after hitting Moe's, but that's about it. The menu is more extensive in some ways than most cafes (I think they do smoothies and milkshakes). Ambiance here is deadly -- despite the huge space, it's dingy in a way that makes it feel cramped.\n\nUPDATE: I've had second thoughts about this cafe and raised my rating from two stars to three. Why?\n\nThe staff is friendly and the upstairs section has outlets and is spacious, so I can work or talk with friends without feeling cramped. It's not like Milano or Brewed Awakenings, where the tables are crammed together.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IPzVg0wE9EW2_VfJI0Uzgg", "date": "2006-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GUXClbyJsotG7xqBJCmq9w", "text": "really full of fun people, a bit different from the rest of the coffee places in berkeley, service is good, one of the guys kinda looks like the man from that mythbusters show, he rocks the berret\n\nthe coffee is good, if you like sweet stuff you should try the vanilla chai latte. im a fan of the mocha, the fresh oj is great, you see them throw the oranges into the sqeezer thing when you order it. the food is pretty good too. the hot drinks are served in these big round mugs, they make me feel like im at home.\n\nthough its not the calmest or the cleanest cafe, its got free wifi and is open pretty late. oh yeah, they have huge cookies", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2008-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3BXTxnoCTZ0Exzy9oxxMUQ", "text": "I work from coffee shops a lot.  It is hard to find really awesome places to camp out with a laptop for 9 hours and get stuff done.  I spend a lot of time going to places, not having anywhere to plug my shit in, having a hard time finding a place where I can sit and not feel cramped, dealing with sketchy \"free\" wifi, or having to watch some stupid ass advertisement every hour to keep the intertubes flowing.  I also don't like when people look over my shoulder, or the barista stares me down for not buying enough coffee refills. \n\nThe Med Cafe is definitely the best place in the eastbay I've found to work.  Ive been coming to med several times a week for over a month now.  sometimes for as much as 12 hours in a sitting.  Sometimes I drink a cup of hot tea for $1.50 and sit here for 12 hours.  Sometimes I stay all day and eat breakfast lunch and dinner here and buy 19 cups of coffee.  No matter where I sit, how long I'm here for or how much I buy (or don't buy) everyone is super nice. \n\nHere are as many reasons as I can think of off the top of my head which contribute to my 5 star ranking of this place.  \n\n-Free internet that doesn't suck.\n-Lots of tables, and on the second level, there are lots of power outlets.  I have never had a problem finding somewhere to sit where I can plug all my electro-crap in.\n-Cheapish and goodish coffee and tea.  ($1.50)\n-They have rad mango/green iced tea\n-All of the food is pretty good and cheap.  Omelettes, sandwiches.  All like 5 bucks.  The sandwiches come with a salad.  The food gets brought to your table fast...maybe 10 minutes.\n-They have tobasco sauce (a must for omelettes)\n-You can stay here as long as you want and not have to feel compelled to buy more than 1 cup of coffee, although I usually do.\n-They keep the bathroom very clean.\n-Lots of secluded-ish tables\n-Some of the tables are lower than the average table - which gives you perfect wrist positioning to type on a laptop for a long time and not have your tunnels get all carpled and your fingers go numb.\n-Open windows in the back on the second level for fresh air\n-There are usually at least 4 entertaining weirdos here.  (not the type that come over and bother you though.)\n-Did I mention the green/mango iced tea yet? mmmmm.\n\nHere are a few cons, however they have not managed to taint the 5* rating.\n-THEY DONT HAVE BEER!!??!!! (this almost made a dent in the rating)\n-One time I got a piece of chocolate cake, and it was a little crusty, but I have had it since then and it was good.  I guess just don't get the cake at 11 at night because its probably been out all day.\n-Sometimes there are smelly people here.  Sometimes they sit near you.  Whenever this has happened to me, there have been plenty of stink-free people to sit next to in other parts of the cafe.\n\nMOST IMPORTANTLY!!!! - The convenience store down the block (walk out the door of med, turn left, go 1.5 blocks) closes at exactly midnight.  Make sure to leave MED a few minutes before they boot you out at 12 so you can buy beer before the place closes.  The dudes who work there are cool but will bust your balls if you buy Colt 45 and Doritos.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vZ9ne5mr5QIiBxlndbgI2A", "date": "2008-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5b6IRVIg852SaGUagFVL4g", "text": "I lived in Berkeley thirtysomething years ago, and the Med is where my friends and I spent a couple of hours nearly every evening.  I loved the place.  My travels over the past few months have been taking me across the Bay to Berkeley again, and I'm delighted to find that the Med is still there--and hasn't changed much, other than the addition of wi-fi and the removal of ashtrays.  It ain't fancy, but they make a hell of a cappuccino.  Give it a try.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-WCG2A3ai0o2sYldbPKhuw", "date": "2007-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "opYkrdehUTycnwNUd4kg9Q", "text": "It's definitely a little rough around the edges, but the Med is a unique cafe that exemplifies a certain side of Berkeley, and for that matter, Telegraph. The crowd can be a bit scruffy at times, especially later at night, but I've never encountered any problems. I find the Med to be a comfortable place to set up my laptop and get some work done. There seems to be less empty distractions here than at a Starbucks-type place, and thus I often find myself getting into the zone and being able to study uninterrupted for an hour or two. The more I visit, the more the Med grows on me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iHcu13xfyeWWfvCqOPfEbw", "date": "2008-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pcHqmF5V1CiJoQWIGPBpPQ", "text": "Hands down the best place to be hungover.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_rqECJn_kur5pO2_MYMuyg", "date": "2010-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qmqkQRaHcjAueWAF6zxrRg", "text": "Back in high school, I used to come here every day. I thought this place was \"electic\" and \"authentic\" and was full of \"vibrant atmosphere.\" I thought this place was Berkeley at its finest. \n\nMuch later in life, I began to realize that \"eclectic\", \"authentic\" and \"vibrant atmosphere\" are just synonyms for \"urine stench\", \"lunatics with Tourette's Syndrome\" and \"too dirty even for rats and cockroaches.\" However, the fact that this place is emblematic of everything that is Berkeley still rings true. \n\nThat being said, I'm pretty sure there's still some of my old punk band's stickers stuck to the wall in the bathroom somewhere. Sigh, memories.......", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w_rBkWBOcieFx6TLGYeleA", "date": "2008-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6oZYtrARPfrzmVfbg68vLw", "text": "I'm not sure whether to be happy [for myself] or sad [for the owners], but this place is definitely an overlooked gem in terms of espresso around campus.\n\nTo think people even consider drinking anything less diluted than a latte at any number of the conveniently located coffee shops (milano, strada, brewed awakening, etc. etc., etc.) makes me cringe, especially when something like this exists. I know of no other place in walking distance that actually has employees who both know how to use an espresso machine, and actually seem to care about the art they are creating. \n\nThey preheat their cups with hot water before pulling shots, tamp the grounds correctly [and by hand] in the portafilter, are aware of how long they are pulling the shot, are skilled at creating the perfect micro-foam in one-person servings, and will actually make beautiful rosettas in your cappuccino. All other shops in the area use disgustingly over-roasted greasy charcoal black beans which some people might think is 'strong' coffee, but is simply burnt. Caffe Med not only uses properly roasted fresh beans, but they make their drinks with Organic Clover Stornetta milk (which I'm pretty sure they modestly refrain from advertising).\n\nThey have a sign claiming to have invented the Caffe Latte 30-40 years ago; whether this is true or not is most likely disputed, but if there's one place around campus that could have, it'd be here.\n\nI haven't had enough of their food or pastries to make a conclusive judgement, but personally, I come to coffee shops for their espresso and their amiable atmosphere, and this place has the best of both. I totally agree with Chris M., who importantly has experience working at a cafe, that this place is BOMB.\n\nYes, there are the handful of regular eccentrics, but what would Berkeley be without them? The free and fast wifi, lots of space, nice upper seating, and knowledgeable staff easily make up for any gripes you might have.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Tj2n9HZ_AW7PIhpKI6_7YA", "date": "2008-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P8eLKDX4_l9AV1DrPyg7JQ", "text": "this is one of these places that definitely deserve more attention as well. though it's a bit hipster-ish and there are random people that come in and out and the bathroom is a bit ghetto, their drinks here are quality drinks. i have to rave about their tea selection just because I am a big fan of tea. they have a wide variety of tea from ooloong to indian black tea. i got the pu-er tea, which is my favorite tea and the quality here is definitely very good. it's a super good deal too. you pay $3 and you get a pot of tea and i literally refilled it 4 times. \n\nthis is definitely a good place to do some light catching up/studying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ziqQ60GiIuccREEWpY3TQA", "text": "I don't come here for the food and drinks, admittedly. While I was a Cal student, and especially during my senior year (because I lived five minutes away), I came here often for the WiFi and the occasional Italian soda or caf\u00e9 latte, and many of my friends also met here for hanging out or doing homework. \n\nThe drinks are decent, though the service could use some work. Once a clerk forgot my soda, another time a different clerk asked me if I wanted sugar in my latte, and even though I said yes, my drink was sugarless. However, this is purportedly the birthplace of the caf\u00e9 latt\u00e9, and they make it well. The sandwiches and salads are also good; I never had any problems with them, though really, how can anyone mess up a salad?\n\nAs mentioned before, I came often for the WiFi. It's free, a rarity when most other shops require a purchase. It's up against Caf\u00e9 Strada for best ample seating, though because Med has most of its tables indoors, it quickly becomes crowded on rainy days. That leads to another problem: there's no air-conditioning. There's just basic window-opening for ventilation, and on hot days, it can get pretty humid inside. But the lighting's good; it beats Caf\u00e9 Milano in that area.\n\nOverall, it's a decent place, nice for studying and hanging out with friends, as well as being a historic place in Berkeley. There's Moe's across the street to boot if you want to grab a book to read, too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qpQ6WRdRHvAsjW7b46pCNA", "date": "2009-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "44YbqzGuVljrEsLoSnvCZw", "text": "This is one of those sad Berkeley places that has a Past, and that seems to have never got past that Past, giving it a pathetically anachronistic or tired air nowadays. As someone else says, the aging regulars here do a good job of either scaring away or repelling the younger (student) set (which admittedly might be an advantage to some).\n\nIt's often difficult to sit in peace here -- there always seems to be some damaged hippy or aging unreconstructed Boomer talking at the top of his or her voice about the Past here as though it were of interest to everyone, when in fact it's usually just toe-curlingly embarassing stuff. Urgh. And it always feels gloomy inside, even on a sunny Saturday morning.\n\nHaving said all that, the coffee can be quite good, it's usually not too hard to find a large table, the staff are friendly, and the food won't kill you. And it's near Moe's...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "47wVf38jDvOU5MdfFqK9Gw", "date": "2006-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dSd0HIIA8k4QI_l01uIS_w", "text": "Very cool this coffeehouse has such a history behind it, being one of the oldest, if not the oldest coffeehouse on the West Coast. I have been visiting here on and off for nearly the past ten years, and have seen the place get a lift, some good much needed maintenance of the restroom and building in general.\n\nEarlier this afternoon I had a cubano--it's like a rather strong espresso with caramelized sugar. Such rich flavors, ever pleasant even through the slight bitterness of the espresso-sugar mix. My friend had a mocha, which he described as \"very chocolatey.\" Good to last drop, so I heard ;-).\n\nI'm so glad an institution like Mediterraneum still graces Berkeley--nice to make a visit every so often.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C9ijJDnBaaWNQD5tLcNBFQ", "date": "2008-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "fcgbvHzQOm66NqG06NtwuQ", "text": "I wrote this cafe off years ago when I walked in and there were bloody tissues strewn across a table.\n\nTimes have changed.\n\nNo, the Med is not prim and clean. There's still suspect characters both in and out. But I just had a delicious hot apple cider, there's free wifi, the place has a new-ish paint job in parts, and the guy at the counter was far friendly than I've experienced before. Hell, even the bathroom was a lot better than I'd feared.\n\nBesides, you could hang out here all day and the worst thing that will happen is that someone will spange you. That, or mistake you for Dustin Hoffman.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xFbvPljRiYopjLF6G37Xfw", "date": "2008-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3wzl8qd68H8EeR4eu6ndJg", "text": "The Med is a piece of Berkeley history - for better and for worse.  Yes, expect some filthy conditions and some wack-a-doodle-doos who frequent (and a few who work at) the joint.  Meanwhile, the caffeine rush from the espresso based beverages will see you thru another day.\n\nA good place to chill with a book or people watch.\n\nNot my favorite and Definitely not elegant - but you gotta check out Cafe Med at least once or twice while in Bi-zarre-keley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_BcWyKQL16ndpBdggh2kNA", "date": "2008-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "40e9Gap8op-PcIXKqEZe5Q", "text": "When I'm itching for a good cup of coffee or a comforting place to study, I always find myself at Caffe Med. I first discovered this cafe on a cold, dark night with my boyfriend. He was looking for a strong cup of joe, I was looking for some dessert to calm my sugar withdrawals. Although I was wary of the colorful clientele in front of Caffe Med, I decided that my dessert needs were much stronger. My boyfriend ordered the house gourmet coffee while I got a slice of pumpkin cheesecake. And from that moment on, my relationship with Caffe Med began. \n\nI fell in love with its inviting atmosphere, the vibrant characters who occupied Caffe Med everyday, and of course, the coffee! I was never too fond of coffee until I had Caffe Med's caffe mocha. Although a tad expensive, their caffe mocha is worth its price with its a rich blend of chocolate, complemented by two generous shots of espresso. I never have to add any fixings to my caffe mocha because it is perfect just the way it is. Don't tamper with perfection!\n\nAlthough I personally do not like the taste of the caffe latte (because it is not sweet enough for my tastes!), I would recommend coffee lovers to give it a try, seeing as how Caffe Med is the birthplace of the caffe latte. Another coffee concoction I recommend? Try the Berliner! I'm even drinking it as I yelp :) The Berliner is comprised of 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream with a cup of the house gourmet coffee, topped with a generous cloud of whipped cream and flurries of chocolate powder. A delicious, cold coffee treat for anytime of the day and anytime in the year.\n\nThe food is good, but doesn't measure up to their coffee. Their sandwiches are nothing too extraordinary. One thing I would recommend on their food menu are their hearty breakfast burritos! Their breakfast burritos are huge, large enough to prevent me from eating until dinner time (side note: I eat A LOT for a girl, trust me). I always get the Denver breakfast burrito, which has a generous serving of eggs, ham, black beans, rice, onions, bell peppers, and cheese wrapped in a warm tortilla. Yum!\n\nCaffe Med is a nice, comfortable place to study, especially on the second floor. There are outlets everywhere on the top floor and free wi-fi to boot. Some people may not appreciate the homeless people or those who appear \"different\", but I personally like it because it makes Caffe Med, well, Caffe Med. \n\nI wouldn't change a thing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZsN29cZsMskeTwGfTfUrjw", "date": "2009-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "p9QIT3ZngEstlHZE4rpisg", "text": "If you shower twice daily, look well kept, or godforbid DON'T care about violation of Right to Privacy, this is not a place for you!\r\n\r\nMediterraneum is an important insitution on Telegraph Ave, or at least what Telegraph used to stand for. All the old radical intellectuals, and hippies and passer-by anarchists congregate in and around here to, well, be radical. Unfortunately Berkeley has long stopped being the cradle of rebellion, so mostly all these guys accomplish is scaring off freshmen UCB students to the other side of the street. \r\n\r\nThe coffee and pastries are like the ones you can get at any 24-hr doughnut shop, and I've never stayed long enough to try the food.\r\n\r\nValuable as a kind of time capsule of American liberalism. If you have time, chat with one of the scarf-wrapped men who look like they are in a perpetual existential crisis- you will be surprised how many interesting things they have to say!  You might even be tempted to google Camus or Cocteau when you get home.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ePB3pBx7eE6ozJ3QHRTxtw", "date": "2005-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "xgnq6TECYr9Hs1eKYyEoPg", "text": "I frequent this cafe on a weekly basis because it's so close to where I live now and because it's open until midnight everyday... a caffeine-dependent student's dream. :P\n\nI haven't had too many food dishes, but I fell in love with their turkey sandwich. It's so cheap too! Basically everything on their menu is sold for a pretty decent price. Their cookies are only a dollar; hence, I ALWAYS get the almond cookie. Not overly sweet, which is exactly how I like it. Plus, it's really big, so it always leaves me satisfied (yes, inappropriate jokes are popping into my head at this moment...).\n\nI'm not much for sugar-y and milk-y espresso drinks, so I haven't tried their famed caffe lattes yet... I swear I will next time! I always get their tea service. $3 might be pricey for some, but there are free hot water refills, so you can definitely get your money's worth.\n\nService has always been really good. The people who work there are very very nice, and you can tell that they have the best intentions for their businesses. Makes me warm and fuzzy inside. Hehehe.\n\nMy major gripe about Caffe Med is its overall ambiance. There are times when everything's nice and calm with the background chatter lowered to a slight buzz. However, there are some, errr, eccentric people who frequent this place. They usually don't bother the patrons, but there are some who are quite rude. There was one time when a fight erupted on the second floor, with yelling and everything! It really disrupted the mood, and I left not too long after.\n\ntl;dr: I really like this place, with the exception of some of its guests. \n3.5/5", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xFTrwUh1qBzDHYevdRFENg", "date": "2012-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 24, "useful": 18, "funny": 17}, "review_id": "SY683UL9EgX81D_hzn0sRQ", "text": "The hey day of this place passed decades ago but the disheveled burnouts and hippies still keep the seats warm, heads buried in laptops and e.e. cummings. The food doesn't keep them coming back, but the colorful cast of characters and potent brews seem to still deliver a kick. I suppose an institution is nothing without its coat of grime. And its a good reminder to the Cal passersby of Berkeley's radically liberal roots. Props to these folks for keeping the spirit alive.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1kpMAKRZuAz3OzxBav3XTg", "date": "2009-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nuYhLxNMxRLXNjzOSV7vag", "text": "The best thing in the former left-wing radical glory that was Berkeley.  \n\nIt does look run down; but really, that's a plus in my book because I feel comfortable here, not like I'm in some upscale dining room.  The cappuccinos are by far the best I've had in Berkeley (good coffee in the Bay Area usually ends up with me going into the city), the food is cheap and honestly good.  The food isn't gourmet, but like something your grandmother who wasn't big on presentation, but heavy on butter and giving you a good meal would cook you.  And again, let me emphasize: cheap.  A lot of food for under 5 bucks.\n\nThe wireless works and it's free (unlike Milano, which obviously likes taking money from Cal undergrads with daddy's credit card).\n\nIt's never too packed, and not deserted.  It's a good work environment.  \n\nLegend also has it that this was where Alan Ginsburg put 'Howl' to paper.  It's always good to support your local old school bohemian haunts, and it's even better when they are worth the money you pay.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fB3LHOOuaB-Be8kYdgYBSw", "date": "2007-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GFIotkihrTciDLoefW_SZg", "text": "I've said it thrice, quarice, and pentice (haha): the Bay Area is a liberal person's dream come true when it comes to creative little hole-in-the-walls to consume at. This place is no different.\n\nSure, you're on the edge of a very touristy, student-ridden Telegraph district, but this place does combine history, comfort and the avant-garde into one little dumpling. It's open til midnight daily. Killer.\n\nIt also claims itself, despite the emergence of Starbucks in Seattle, to be the placential origins of the Caffe Latte in 1953.\n\nOptimal opportunities to people-watch from a second floor sequestration (where all the wall outlets can be found, chicken-poxed by people's laptop plugs).\n\nProbably one of the richest mochas I've ever had in recent history. It tasted like a chocolate cake suspended 30% in the solid state, 70% in the liquid state (that's a good thing).\n\nLove it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "opOXJ4fe3sIUhQAFL4lmbA", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bOD0AaFsbtiG1VNs7mKIhg", "text": "My opinion has been lowered a tad by the realization that there seem to be no outlets on the ground floor. Boo.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2009-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "pWDkZDkGxczOenKDDGyQKA", "text": "I'm not a coffee drinker, unless its foo foo 8,000 calorie frozen coffee drinks. So the fact that I not only tasted, but actually enjoyed my girlfriend's Iced Cafe Americano, and even considered ordering one for myself (then actually did on my next visit) speaks very highly of this place's cup of joe. The key is the liquified simple syrup compund, which makes sweetening cold beverages that much easier. Since I prefer iced coffee, why not?\n\nThe breakfast burritos would be good if this restaurant were located on just about any other street, but rank right in the middle of the crowded Telegraph Ave. Breakfast Burrito consortium. In general, the food is fairly average, though the service is much faster than one would anticipate.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N1X8FAfX0fTI2K4z9EQo6w", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "VQhXx1F6zw0Rhwep1yH-ig", "text": "the berkeley cafe saga continues. this is a place that i had walked by, and shuddered, for years when i would visit berkeley. there's usually this fustercluck of guys in front who look like shit and are probably talking politics or the time ginsberg tried to pick up on them. inside its dingy with depressing flourescent lights. \n\nwell i'm doing this berkeley cafe tour - so i finally went in. the help was very friendly. the latte was weak. there are no visible plugs on the ground floor so i ventured up the steps....\n\nand hung out there very happily for hours reading my book and using my laptop. free wifi - yes. huge bonus points - open till midnight!!!\n\nand i read on a sign that christmas eve they were giving out free cups of coffee. how cool is that?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qCa1VfX_m9XvM8sqLXmacA", "date": "2007-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "WE_eeUBULhTlaTfmxR65pA", "text": "i was introduced to caffe mediterranean by a fellow merritt student during my jr. college days. he was a persian foreign student who was vehemently anti-shah (of iran). he'd always refer to him as  the \"f.... shah\" . he worked part time here and we engaged in all kinds of social and political discusions here. this was the late 60's.\n\nrobert introduced me to lattes here. this caffe claims to have created the latte in the 1950's. it wasn't till way later i became a fan of lattes.\n\ni still drive by here quite often but seldom stop since parking is hard to find.  just by happenstance i remembered robert the other day. i hope he is doing well wherever he is and was able to return to his homeland.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "pVXGGstihc3AGR3ADa3dPw", "text": "As a Berkeley institution, Cafe Med has most of what you could ever want. The espresso is strong, the upstairs seating is wonderfully cozy, Ginsberg wrote part of \"Howl\" in this location, and it can be seen in The Graduate.\n\nI went in there and ordered a Caffe Latte because the sign on the wall proclaimed that they had invented the Latte in this location in the 1950s for individuals who requested extra milk to combat the strength of their Italian espressos. Though I am usually a cappuccino drinker, I had to try the latte, especially if that's what made them famous.\n\nThe espresso is very strong and the milk is steamed just right. Not too much foam, and absolutely the perfect temperature when served. The inside is a little grungy, but that's okay. It's the perfect place to stop with a newly found, used treasure from Moes across the street. It's great for people watching, and the upstairs area always has ample seating.\n\nIt's not my favorite coffee shop in Berkeley or elsewhere. For that, I don't even have to leave my block, but it's wonderful if you're in the area and don't mind a few dusty tables and slightly slow staff.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2008-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "sB6whcIawxT65xj6U9Q8Nw", "text": "+espressos\n+caffe latte\n+mochas\n\nWhile they claim to have invented the caffe latte, they have not perfected it. Do get it while you're here, but don't expect it to be mindblowing. I would suggest seats upstairs to observe all that goes on in here and the seclusion is good for if you're actually trying to get some reading done too.\n\nLigaya T. and Stephanie W. have already written every single word exactly what I wanted to write and I cannot put this place in better words than theirs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "5GsgOcdEmfdTaA5RNJRlIA", "text": "A place that is not for the faint of heart. This is a favorite place for homeless and crazy people to hang out. I've seen a guy spin himself for a solid five minutes next to my table. I've seen a poor girl get interrogated because a guy was convinced that she was secretly a psychic medium. Best of all, I saw a guy literally facing the wall and talking to it. Some might find this disturbing, but it is this insanity that makes me come back again and again. There is never a dull moment!\n\nCoffee is okay. Wireless is free and so is the entertainment.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-L9aYfl891vnGG-PNjdFmg", "date": "2010-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "fkAdHdQ2Cs8l_fz8Z4vUQg", "text": "I grew up in Alabama. I went to Waffle House religiously. I love sketchy breakfast places.\n\nThat being said, I stumbled upon this place after being in Berkeley for only a few weeks. I was looking for free wi-fi at the time and couldn't find any on Telegraph.\n\nI then started making a habit of buying coffee and breakfast here. \n\nWhat kills me is that I started getting addicted to the \"Med\" on my own, and THEN I find out it has some kind of past associated with a certain 70s film and a certain poet and a certain clientele of hippies. \n\nWhy does this bother me? Well, because I thought, in my egocentric universe, that I had discovered it first.  And I had loved it first.  Damn you, Beat poet people.\n\nAnd you know, now that I am going to a place with that kind of history, I feel like those people that Danny Hoch whines about, you know, the people who are trying to be \"hip\" by trying to be poor. \n\nYes, there are days when I avoid eye contact with some of the men in there. There have been days when I have worried about the staff's safety when they engage in talk with strangers who look like they're ready to pull a gun on those of us who are on our laptops instead of on a guitar or writing in a journal.  But that's beside the point.\n\nI love reading there, and I love that they take the time to squeeze oranges to make juice for me. I love the coffee with the perfect amount of steamed milk, and I love the Roma platter with French toast, eggs, and bacon.\n\nIt's my new Waffle House. I don't care that people think it's dirty or that the tables have specks of unknown material clinging to them from an earlier era.  So does the Cafe du Monde in the French Quarter of New Orleans. \n\nIt kills me how many \"liberals\" like to critique a place for not being as clean as their maid keeps their own home. Ah, the irony.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tMXiv2F2ERWPufc9Lmnpwg", "date": "2008-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 7, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "xLWsoibIrHb-2LOIaoxryg", "text": "The sad part is that this coffeehouse has history and potential on its side, but fails.  I remember 15 years ago liking this place for providing cafe au lait for the price of a regular coffee, back when I was a college student and that kind of bargain was a big deal to me.  \r\n\r\nBut having been back recently, it looks like they have not cleaned the place since I was there a decade-and-a-half ago.  The bathroom is \"interesting\" in that the graffiti has piled up so much over the years that not a square inch of unadulterated wall space survives.  Of course, you would only find that out if you were brave enough to ascend the rickety staircase to the dark and gloomy balcony where the bathroom awaits.  The balcony is the most like a back alley I have ever seen in a space that was actually inside.\r\n\r\nThe coffeehouse is a good place to go to study semifunctional mental illness, if you are ready to hold one or more very unusual conversations with the other customers.\r\n\r\nI hope one day someone buys this place, gives it a good cleaning and a fresh coat of paint, and draws back the old crowd of intellectuals, poets and artists that once frequented it.  In the right hands, I think this coffeehouse could be great, but today it is just depressing and miserable.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "G6aP7ybRAR1k8_7PuIsmpw", "date": "2005-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "KGKXy9Qbo6oLTyIt_mufRA", "text": "Not as good as Barefoot Coffee Roasters (I was told that the baristas here were trained under them, btw), but the taste just isn't the same.  I like the layout of the place.  I like that I was approached by a dude to test out some new strain of weed.  I like the crowd of hippies and hobos lounging around too.  It give me a feeling of home.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7W-K0_0hLnkYx-2gUbKdig", "date": "2009-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "DTCjTHOKLWG1laMx5T3KhA", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "DrjOj77ZESF9aoXfMIXJIQ", "text": "One of my first jobs was at the Med, in Berkeley. They didn't train me at all, just set me to making coffee drinks and working the cash register. \n\nNot surprisingly, I was fired after my first shift, and they refused to pay me. I have espresso-making anxiety to this day. \n\nSaw a very elderly Julia Vinograd wandering Berkeley the other day, she used to hawk her poetry booklets at the Med...brought back memories. There was a point back in the 60's-70's when the Med was one of the few places to drink capuccino in California. The movie \"the Graduate\" has a scene at the Med. \n\nLately it is looking a little sad, like so much of Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jm0kgXVEdcQ_tQNzsoNXRw", "date": "2008-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "00uD66vYRpC2kccobfW4cw", "text": "Great sushi.. They have good baked rolls.. but The service is horrible.. Use to go here all the time until they treated us like we didnt pay or something. Waitress and waiters are a$$e$. other then that just dont dine in. order togo", "stars": 2, "user_id": "orgI9w7Y9jGKpyRwXcCtIg", "date": "2009-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0ju-HwBIW1zjVeg_PTbmog", "text": "This is the cheapest place around to get nigiri sushi. \nHighlights:\n- Green Salmon nigiri\n- White Tuna nigiri \n- Seared Tuna nigir \n\nI only really get the sushi from the half price menu (as I am a destitute student like everyone else) so I can't testify as to the other stuff on the menu. Admittedly, this is not Tsukiji, Tokyo or Kirrala but I am forgiving if the sushi is forgiving on the wallet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "McVxGNwE1Uow9cLuSoM-JA", "date": "2009-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0TaVdIhiD3OAZHqSk0PbWw", "text": "yummmmmmmmy! always get energy roll. I think that's the best thing on their menu.  other things are pretty good too, and I usually like getting a seaweed salad to start off while i wait for the sushi.  Service is usually friendly, and sometimes they get pretty busy, but most of the time it's pretty ok.  They do have like a 50% off menu, but the other stuff is SO good that I usually would rather pay more for some good good sushi :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0UU93wAE7zrD8wogw1o6eQ", "text": "First and foremost there is truly an amazing selection of sushi from sashimi to tempura to baked sushi BUT the best part is that the PRICE completely affordable!!!! :) The staff was helpful and attentive on refilling our drinks. I will definitely come back if I'm ever around the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oFc4LFAu3lIJayyp7HPfhg", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0vt2-kprE8W68hwXHRaouA", "text": "This place was pretty good. \n\nFood-wise, very good. \n\nI came here for a farewell dinner (friend is leaving country) and was looking forward to having some sushi again! It's definitely casual, but not really a hole-in-the-wall place I don't think. They're busy, that's for sure. \n\nOn that note, the service isn't terribly good, it's just alright. \n\nOkay now let's go on to the food (what actually matters right?). Here is what we ordered:\n- Yummy Crispy (appetizer): crispy fried wonton skin with spicy tuna and tomatoes medley thing. VERY GOOD! My friend sure knows what's good\n- Sashimi salad: it was spicy! But so good. I actually don't normally like to eat sashimi but this was SO tender and SO flavorful ... it was great!\n- Mexican roll: I love spicy and crunchy!\n- Shrimp tempura roll: Great balancing roll for the meal. and the tempura was delicious (and I'm usually not fond of tempura either!)!!!! \n\nAll in all, price was okay/reasonable. Cheaper than Sushi House in Alameda, but rolls aren't as decadent/stuffed as the ones in Sushi House. Still, very good and very fresh. I would come back happily for this food!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ktOFdC6jW_wUHLWFqg_ncw", "date": "2009-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "18Plfcan8qapeO7fQn_n0g", "text": "before you read on, you should know there are at least 2 categories of sushi places.  the real fish places where you go for the nigiri and sashimi and try all of the specials of raw fish on offer, and where uni is sweet and sublime, and anything cooked is off limits, unless you can get them to fry the amaebi heads. i'm thinking uzen in rockridge, oyaji in outer richmond, or koo in the inner sunset, or ebisu in the inner sunset but only on a good night.  yum.   then there are the cheaper places you go just for rolls, perhaps someone in your group wants tempura, or unagi, or terriyaki, for shame, but at places in this category you avoid even the thought of ordering the nigiri or sashimi.  these places are cheap, usually run by koreans, and perfectly adequate for your spicy tuna fix, and whatever place-specific crazy ass rolls they offer, actually there is usually  a roll at a place like this actually called \"crazy\" this or some other.  think manpuku in elmwood for a good example, or domo in the hayes valley, and for a gross one to avoid there is  tako sushi on telegraph.   I guess there is a third kind, which would be any chinese or other run sushi place or anything that says buffet in the name.  those you should avoid at all costs.  \n\nSo CU fusion squarely falls into the second category.  And in that category this place gets all 5 stars.  clean, korean owned and operated. and seriously people, don't be turned off from a good thing by the 1/2 off sign.  I don't know if these people are from the east coast, because for some reason, there is 1/2 price sushi perpetually advertised in places all over the upper east and west side of manhattan.  i don't get it. and it doesn't make sense. but really, it doesn't matter.  actually, there was a bookstore on shattuck near the bart station called 50% off books or something like that, which may or may not still be in business, so maybe they got it from them.  but in any case whoever's complaining about the 50% off thing just really needs to focus here.   you get fresh-frozen-fish here (most likely none of it is fresh fresh but the more you know the more you realize this is perfectly reasonable for a place like this.)  \n\nAlso if like me you're instantly turned off by anything \"fusion\", don't be.  this place avoids the gimicky wasabi balsamic reduction nonsense and offers perfectly acceptable dishes with good flavor.   I have even actually tried a few pieces of nigiri here and was pleasantly surprised.  I would try it again, if i can ever stop ordering the spicy tuna bowl, which I can't.  (think nuvo- hwe dup bap for $8.95!!)   I had walked by this place many many times (it's on the trail to bart from campus) but was always turned off by the 'fusion' thing.  But really, you should fear not, and sneer not, give this place a shot.  \n\nMy adviser first told me about this place and we've been going here for lunch ever since.  went here again today and food is consistent. You never have to wait too long for a table even at the lunch rush.  The items, and especially the lunch specials \"red\" \"orange\" etc.  are set slightly pricier than some of the other sushi options around campus, but damn worth the extra couple of bucks.\n\nno AMEX, which sucks.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iZpUe9cfZX4p_JpKK60psQ", "date": "2009-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1BCI8PJ9_Q8_n1y3_GB5Pw", "text": "I had a birthday dinner here with some of my close friends and All i have to say is that I was blown away on how good their food was for being such a hole in the wall. All we ordered was rolls and rolls of sushi but over all the price wasn't too bad. unlike some other sushi house. Quality was to be expected on the price range per roll. But what got me going was the 50% off sushi they had. That was ridiculously awesome! \nFresh Fish was really fresh haha Didn't smell old haha just saying.\nThe waitress was very helpful she kept on coming by occasionally asking if everything is alright and if we needed anything else. Its surprising how packed the area can become during dinner time. \nThe only negative thing I'd have to say is that Finding parking is a pain especially in Berkeley, Other than that I was really full and enjoyed every bit of sushi.\n\nI would definitely recommend this place for a quick bite to eat. but avoid going during peak hours lunch or dinner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cFBkW7o2GnXtS1vpfWtK_w", "date": "2011-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1NogYWDlInEkB_dkcht3Qw", "text": "I'm just not feeling the sushi that comes out of this place. I've been here multiple times, but this review is strictly for my latest visit.\n\nThis place is good for groups if you arrive early and snatch a table. We all got different dishes, and all of them seemed small for the amount that we were paying.\n\nThe Tiger Roll was good, but I could not taste the salmon or eel unless I ate them by the slice. Even then, I could barely taste the salmon. I recall that I've had a better experience here before, so I won't hold it against them too heavily.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1_SnNxVN9VmAIFhi-jIXhA", "text": "This is a small, hole-in-the wall, place which is great if you want to eat alot of sushi.\nThe decor is japanese fusion, which reminds me of a modern-esque decorating style.\nBut the sushi can be bought in bulk, which makes me very excited.\nWhenever I am in Berkeley, I stop in and wind up taking home 11 pieces or so, after righteously stuffing my face, of course.\n\nThe Black Dragon Roll is a personal favorite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jQ3V3szZHg_nVgvuRp-Bug", "date": "2008-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2K0om-WalU8ukCppEEtTig", "text": "Not that it's gross or anything, but with the dirt cheap Tako Sushi even closer to where I live, offering the same quality of freshness and service, I don't think I'll ever come here again. \n \n Again, it's not bad food. Or bad sashimi/sushi. SS got the chirashi bowl, and he said it was pretty fresh. I got the Lion King roll, which was a tiny 8 pieces, given that it was 9 bucks. \n\n  Service was a little slow. I mean, we did come at 4, when there was only 3 other parties in the restaurant, with 3 idly waiting waitresses, so it should have been like BAM BAM BAM. But alas, not all restaurant people think like I do. \n\n  Conclusion: If I were about to faint from starvation and I was in front of C U Sushi, I would get it again. Otherwise, there's waaaay better sushi places to spend your $30 bucks. \n\nBut if you have no choice, go ahead and order the tofu steak appetizer. It's like agedashi tofu, but bigger pieces. Only four, however. Actually, that's probably a terrible deal. Over a buck a piece! Oh well. It was the only thing I actually liked and would maybe maybe maybe eat again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2011-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2lbUmpNS5GnTqY_T7rxY_A", "text": "It was a movie date night & we had only an hour to eat.  Therefore, we turned again to out go-to place.\n\nThe Nigiri pieces were somewhat backwards.  The fish was not as fresh as usual but the rice was sticking together much better.  On top of nigiri, we also had 2 appetizers.  The Ika calamari tempura was light, crispy, & not too oily.  Be aware though, the actual pieces of calamari were a lot smaller than they look on presentation.  The Baked green mussels were disappointing.  Neither of us could really taste anything other than the sauce which was SO oily & sweet.  It was so bad that I had to pour the sauce onto the plate before I could eat it.\n\nThe mussels?  Never again.  But C U Sushi? We'll be back. Oh & we got some $1 coupons too...that always makes things better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GE64PcKGFWo_W49PWPb1JQ", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2NXF4M7t1j307z31TSx40Q", "text": "Ive eaten her three times. Once a friend brought me here also its down the street from where I work. I gotta say its never disappointment when I come here. I think that there 50% off is a little misleading as it seems like every roll that is 50% off has a slightly higher price tag then I would expect. I ate here with my 8 year old and her with her mini appetite and affliction for California rolls and me with my average appetite spent over $30. That is a typical bill at any sushi restaurant that doesnt boast 50%. That being said the rolls have been consistently good. The menu has a variety or basic and fancy american rolls as well as noodles. I always feel a bit rushed when I come her but I think the staff is trying to accommodate the flow of traffic.\nWould come back again. No matter how hard I try the lore of 50% still fools me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M2TYlXC-glvLa_tZRAcSZg", "date": "2011-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2oIFpAc19IWJSArEURqX4w", "text": "It was getting late tonight and we needed to find a place to eat before heading home after a movie. \nThe 50% off sign should've been a sign...\n\nOk, some of the stuff is ok, but I'd think hard before I go back again.  \n\n1.  The rolls (we got yellow tail, shitake, krab, california, dragon, veggie, and a couple more) were made with waay too much rice.   This was a huge turn off because I didn't come in to get 90% full on rice, I came in for 50% off sushi!  :-p\n\n2.  Their veggie roll had lettuce in it.  LETTUCE!  what the...  maybe this is where the \"fusion\" part came in.\n\n3.  The picture menu is helpful, but only up to a point.  I could've sworn the vegetarian tempura roll showed that it had krab.\n\n4.  The crab was fake Krab and they mayo'ed it. \n\nWhat was good, what did I like?  \nTheir miso soup was very nice.  \nThe shitake in the shitake roll was nicely marinated.  \nThe spicy tuna roll was good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Yr8TJK33rcIuJL_x2wpgjw", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2RFQL8u9KwXSM3BZCwvmZQ", "text": "With many many sushi spots in Berkeley around campus, this is one I continue to frequent. My future brother-in-law turned me on to this joint and I can never repay him adequately. In such a busy area, I still get parking easily, I get seated quickly, and I'm always overly-satisfied in sushi heaven. The fish is fresh and it's super affordable. LOVE LOVE LOVE!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VFg8I7VPPvEeQTVcdxMjSg", "date": "2012-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2xfJ1IGYvZtYpt2XXyaYCA", "text": "4 stars on convenience, price, consistency, and quality.\n\nThis place is sooo close to campus (on the West side), and it always satisfies my sushi needs while I'm on the run. While I won't say it's the BEST sushi I've ever had (I have yet to try what the yelp consensus considers to be the best), the sushi here is nonetheless always fresh and not expensive.  \n\nThis place never disappointed my expectations for a delicious, healthy, quick meal in Berkeley (whereas other local Berkeley restaurants tend to be quick, but gross.... ahem.. a la Top Dog & La Burrita)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JNcHKtODYSQoPEwpuEsvhg", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3jz0jafNqnlMdVMSh_5G9w", "text": "Best place to get sushi in downtown Bezerkeley w/o breaking your wallet.\n\nI can get completely full on sushi for about $20.\n\nNot sure why it says \"Fusion\" in the name, everything on the menu is what you'd find in a standard Japanese place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "syNZt8kYeEmAPrhsosbP-g", "date": "2010-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3oJ2T9zx16flBKHrcqOicw", "text": "I like this place because you can get a pretty good salad there.  Spicy Tuna Salad (with organic lettuce) and the Seaweed salads are the best, and well under $10.  A lot of the menu items including the Sushi are deep fried, but you can pretty much get around that by ordering raw sushi, salads, soups or a teriyaki item.  I did have the teriyaki chicken before, but the chicken was a bit dry, bland and not \"grilled\"--it tasted baked instead.   Everything else is pretty good.  The wait staff is very friendly, and remember what I like--they know my voice even when I call in and thats not very often.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_FbEtfq3TyVXUSXo_NVmmg", "date": "2007-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3shaZ_YbZIT9vSEqBew-xQ", "text": "Good for the prices that starving UCB students can afford (50% menu yay!), but not the best place to come for quality sushi. Service also needs improvement...\nI usually come here and get the Sashimi Salad ($8.95) if I don't want food that is heavy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4gpRW_56ccBrmtRKHocOIQ", "text": "aah CU Sushi, a.k.a. 1/2 price sushi to Mr. Gin. (no that's his name, I don't befriend bottles of alcohol). Anyway, when I actually lived in Berkeley, I never came here. And then I moved out of Berkeley and realized what I was missing!\n\nThis is a good, affordable sushi place. I'm going to say it doesn't have the, how you say, prestige of Kirala...but it beats going to something like Tako Sushi. Good portions, tasty, and good service.\n\nI even get a new $2 off coupon when I use my old coupon, it's like a revolving door of coupons", "stars": 4, "user_id": "O96W92S732Iu18FKNM1Rfw", "date": "2007-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4KhO0m5XBzMLjXHgQmBryw", "text": "I used to go to this place because Nigiri was always on sale and sushi is not that expansive, but I wouldn't go to this place ever!! We were two, and many table was empty. The waitress guided us to the table next to the restroom, so I asked her to change the table since there are many empty tables but she said\"NO\". We left the place not eating anything there!! Service is HORRIBLE!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "WEGLvAq76ihvoKlj0B5bfA", "date": "2011-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4zeIqJsEYX9qb5PZ_SdWiA", "text": "Good sushi, good prices, nothing too amazing...\n\nchickent teryaki rolls and california rolls are really good\n\nthe service is a little crappy when they get busy", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lnDP_h7cGYS3yzjkoCbtwA", "date": "2008-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "55Qb-VGJotJgvCLpLqEUFg", "text": "I ordered the Spicy Salmon Bowl. Warning! - The tomatoes in the salmon bowl can be quite deceptive! Initially I thought I got a huge portion of salmon sashimi, but a lot of it turned out to be just diced tomatoes camouflaged in...disappointing. With that being said, the portion of sashimi was decent, but not great. The spicy mayo sauce had good flavor and the sashimi was of acceptable quality. Prices are fairly affordable. Overall, a good meal but I'm not really too excited to come back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zXynZ1Gvr9Bkqz5mJDaLEQ", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5B9jTyWf5SeQA3YIWHrXxA", "text": "Three friends and I popped in for a Saturday night dinner. There was only one table open inside, which was lucky because I was not about sit outdoors when I seriously need to thaw from a cold and drizzly Bay Area afternoon. A packed restaurant is always promising, so I opened the menu eagerly and became unsurprisingly overwhelmed and indecisive about the many choices of sushi rolls and other entrees.\nWith help from one of the servers who recommended a number of popular picks from each of their three categories of fresh fish, tempura, and baked rolls--only slightly narrowing it down--we settled on a spider roll, a spicy salmon roll, and the Lion King roll.\n\nThe spider roll came out first. It's relatively large in width and sadly crumbled before I could complete the dip-in-soy-sauce-and-deliver-to-mouth move. We weren't even sure what the tempura-d meat was, as it tasted just like fried breading. All in all, tasty but not amazing. Next, we got the spicy salmon roll, my favorite by far! I really liked popping an entire piece in my mouth at a time and tasting seasoned fish, avocado, rice, and seaweed all at once. The flavors melded together so well and the salmon tasted super rich and buttery, in the good way. The Lion King roll came out last. It included baked salmon, the warmness of which was a good way to end the meal. It, like the entire meal, was quite tasty, but still could not surpass the spicy salmon roll in my eyes.\n\nThe servers were very attentive and handled the busyness with skill. Now I know of a good go-to sushi place near me, and will probably be back to chow in the future.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Cliymrum5ZaD69YQIKLWw", "text": "After moving back home from being away for four years I was missing my Eugene sushi spot. To my pleasant surprise I found a Berkeley equivalent. CU has a delicious Orgasm Salad that never fails to impress me. The variety of rolls make each visit new and exciting and with out a doubt and I always leave satisfied. The few times I've eaten there have consistently been delicious. The ambiance and snug seating isn't ideal but the sushi makes it worth it. I highly recommend the Lion King and Heart Attack rolls.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hq0wx0cX_GZ-NBrvSTPZ1A", "date": "2011-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5isjj8dcdCMKGtDpIEItGg", "text": "Okay sushi; definitely good for the price, but WTF they gave me tuna instead of salmon I swear...either that or that was the leanest, firmest, and reddest salmon I have ever eaten before.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VUEP61fTsWyK3YkzMhqWig", "date": "2007-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5LtmDcxAllGQMX67AjBfLw", "text": "The rolls here are pretty good and very cheap.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5xi7mV1yhQNrQOQklm5K6g", "text": "Don't be deterred by their 1/2 Price Sushi advertisements -- this place makes GREAT sushi and is definitely the best bang for your buck in off-campus dining.   I love stopping by here on my way home after a day at work on campus and am always greeted with a smile, prompt service, and (if coming in for dinner) a free bowl of edamame with every meal.\n\nTypically I order their nigiri and have always been really happy with their salmon and yellowtail.  The meat is always fresh, their wasabe is well blended, and the rice is perfectly done.  Even better was the time I found a tough spot in my yellowtail and they gave me an extra two pieces for free!  What service!\n\nSix pieces of nigiri and one of their excellent \"Green Monster Rolls\" (shrimp tempura roll with avocado on top) runs me just about $18.00.  With tip I'm spending a little over $20.  So if you've got Andrew Jackson in your pocket and you're looking for a great way to spend it on a healthy, delicious sushi meal, stop by CU Sushi and enjoy yourself.\n\nAnd as they say, C U Soon at C U Sushi!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kV81bxn1eeuOwVmmawUseg", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "62w4Z0IusH8gemoE6EUgUQ", "text": "A very conveniently located spot (not that it really mattered to me as I discovered this place after finishing undergrad lol) with good sushi at decent prices.  The rolls are nicely presented and tasty, but I gotta default to Ernie F. for recs on specific ones as it's been a while since I've eaten here.  Thankfully, my memory isn't good enough to recall any obnoxious music to go along with the food XD", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DICLJDdq0HpvOVYR5mB4gA", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6a-iYvLzIo2DYr9GJFKA0Q", "text": "The pace is brisk. It was a busy tuesday night and our order came out in 2 minutes. Not a place to relax, but a very good place to eat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lU0Yn1Z17W-7mENPssp9hg", "date": "2011-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6_d87keJB2_F5W659_rSRQ", "text": "Good food. A little pricey. Otherwise good atmosphere", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5fecHoBCvRTE1RlaplCNxQ", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6jTbLrwzMg6Xouc1XD_QpA", "text": "They used to have 50% off the paper sushi menu that they give you to mark up. I stopped by the other day and was disappointed to find that they don't offer that deal anymore; only Nigiri.\n\nOther than that, the sushi is of OK quality.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WN_EoPVJkB61qrNLcZmaWA", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6VfbQVr0C8DnS_pkctXPdg", "text": "I had to go to Berkeley for some errands on Sunday and was looking for a cheap place for lunch near campus (and near BART as a plus).  CU is located on Center Street where there are several other restaurants.  There appears to be high turnover along this street since most of the places there had changed about 2-3 times since I went to Cal 7 years years ago.  Anyhow, the restaurant appeared to be fairly busy, which was a good sign.  I liked how they have outdoor tables (in the shade).  I always thought this row was a great location for restaurants since it's walkable from campus, along the way from BART to campus, and located right downtown.  But the restaurant biz is tough, I agree.\n\nWe walked in and sat ourselves at a table next to the window.  The inside had a modern look to it and was airy and clean.  The waitresses were Japanese and friendly.  The menu is pretty extensive and full of colorful pictures.  Lots and lots of pictures.  It was hard deciding what to order because there were so many choices.  CU also has a special list of sushi that is 50% off.  Judging by the previous reviews, it looks like the 50% sale happens all the time and isn't really a \"sale.\"  There's a minimum of 2 orders per person if you order off the list so you can't just get 1-2 orders as an add on if you are with someone else.\n\nWe decided to get 4 orders of sushi and 2 entrees - yes, I am a big eater.  I picked the unagi and avocado (this might be one of the few places that doesn't call it the rock and roll), California roll, scallop roll, and spicy tuna roll.  Each order came with 6 pieces and it was cheap.  Around $3 or less per order.  Taste-wise, they were ok.  The tuna roll had a generous portion of tuna which was nice.  Scallop roll was probably the worse of the three, but probably because it had a very mild taste to it.  The California roll tasted great - flavorful without being overly mayonnaise-y.  Unagi and avocado roll was my favorite, but then again, it always.  You really can't beat the price for a whole platter of sushi for around $10. \n\nFor the entrees, we got the mushroom stir-fry ($8.95) and yaki udon with beef ($8.95).  Portions were decent, but I hated the sauce.  Unfortunately, both dishes had the same sauce, too!  The mushroom dish came with huge chunks of mushroom and veggies with a side of rice.  The yaki udon dish had lots of beef in it.  This place is not stingy with the ingredients, but I just didn't like the sauce...it was sort of a starchy tomato-y sweet and sour sauce.  \n\nOverall, this is just a cheap place to come have American-ized sushi.  Looking around, a lot of people seemed to be ordering some sort of fried sushi roll.  Maybe I should have tried that.  Anyhow,  the food is fresh enough and service is good, but don't expect to be blown away.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "detRBB88yTYxjlSW11LnzQ", "date": "2008-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6vo757Pe0KGXWuUiKswi_Q", "text": "The guy working was really sweet & the service very good here.  Just the quality of food is really lacking.  The sushi was suuuuuuper cheap, but it was kind of like Costco sushi... okay, better, but it verged between Costco and Tako sushi.  I probably won't be back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2010-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6yYT6vrrZ4A4duL7BHZvFA", "text": "There are a lot of roll choices here and all for reasonable prices.  My natural inclination is to order spicy rolls and both the 911 and the spicy tuna rolls were good, but not particularly spicy.  The nigiri sushi (hamachi, surf clam, tuna, salmon, tai, salmon) were adequate, and the fish wasn't bad nor was it outstanding.  This is a good place to satiate a sushi craving.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jHjDtFD_Rjxr95UZAG1yvw", "date": "2010-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7ncavN3egWTaYSvFBBnUnA", "text": "My boyfriend and I love this place. It is a small sushi joint with no more than 15 tables inside and  a few tables  outside. Service is always fast and friendly and the sushi is cheap and good quality. We have been here numerous times and definitely not even a quarter done with trying different items on their menu. \n\nThere are two menus at CU. There is a list of 50% off sushi which includes a variety of nigiris and also simple maki rolls such as california rolls, salmon, avocado, shrimp and etc. It's great marketing because everyone comes in thinking OMG 50% So cheap! However, it's not really 50% because it is priced at what its worth, a little on the cheaper side but i definitely wouldn't order it if it was full price. 50% menu prices ranges from 3-5 dollars depending what you get. \n\nThe other menu they have is extensive. It was like 6 pages of special rolls, combination boxes, noodles, some korean entree and etc. All of the items are pictured so this place is great for people trying sushi for the first time. Some of the things that i esepcially liked were the special california, the volcano, the spicy salmon, yaki udon and etc. Complimentary edamame too!! Yummmmm.\n\nAlways a great experience here! Definitely give it a try if you are in the area. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iE9kX_U_RpEFYvJsTpA7hg", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7PHLGdKepr5e_mPlSlEoGw", "text": "3.85 stars?\n\nCU Sushi is by far one of my favorite sushi spots around campus. Good, quick service. Decent price, especially with their 50% off rolls. And always filling. It not your traditional sushi, they do warn you its fusion, but the fish/quality is not bad.\n\nI usually get their sushi combo specials,with the Calamari Tempura Roll specifically. Its the most filling and never a disappointment. Its huge and tends to fall apart, but it always gets the job done!\n \nA few of my favorites though,\nOrgasm Salad - a for sure pleaser.\nHeart Attack Roll - good amount of spice and gotta love all the crunch.\nPalm Spring Roll - similar to getting Chirashi, but just a bit nicer: less rice, more bite?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RugiruRsLxooWa5aE5Z5lg", "date": "2010-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7U16KUF1RoA4KTSw7UaGpQ", "text": "3.5 stars for the cute modern decor.  This is a solid sushi place if you're on the west side of campus near shattuck.  Definitely better than the sushi house at the asian ghetto, tako sushi on telegraph, and joshuya's on dwight.\n\nThey have this 50% off thing if you order 2 orders of sushi or more per person for lunch and 3 orders per person for dinner...I don't think I've ever really taken advantage of it...because their rolls just look so much tastier and more interesting.\n\nI've had their yummy crispy appetizer, which is tuna and some sauce on wonton skin, and it's pretty good.  The hot night roll (shrimp tempura, spicy tuna, onion), the baby lobster roll (california roll with baby lobster on top (freakin huge), and poke salad, which were all surprisingly good.\n\nDefinitely a lot better than anything they have near southside.  Prices are reasonable, and the portions are generous.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xfbSQGUaUAlkQ_v-ZCR09A", "date": "2008-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7V4m6HwSNh9D5dq9KKo7pg", "text": "Pretty good lunch deals and service. I got the rainbow roll that comes with soup and something else.  I ordered without the miso because I don't like it. It's not the most fantastic sushi ever, but it's pretty good and it's priced well so I went for it and I was not disappointed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YLTnP_xLGeEzTds8ElA30A", "date": "2011-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "81g0Ha72EMqQQbdNoovdiw", "text": "Like the sushi rolls, but the other items on the menu aren't that great.\nThat said, whenever we feel like sushi rolls, this is the place we go to first.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-F2bod7dF3V9HiRpG_bHBg", "date": "2012-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "82zFtb6vIx_hOSEprtu7rQ", "text": "I am no Chef Ramsay, but If I were, I would totally be in love with this place.  I have been to a number of sushi places, but C U Sushi seems to have the freshest and tastiest dishes.  Every time I attend C U Sushi, I can not leave without having the Monkey Ball... A must have when you visit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3XMyjyDdcmdV2ciZHQTnoQ", "date": "2011-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8bwwSFqJQLDwbD1l0MoICg", "text": "CHEAP AND FRESH SUSHI!!!  $50 to feed 3 of us (we had about 15 different items which included rolls, nigiri, maki).  Everything was soooo fresh, presentation was beautiful and service was quick.  I love pretty looking sushi!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YoVEvblNN5mFf8-T4GkWfQ", "date": "2008-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "957XbB3EPOgRCXyICkAuZQ", "text": "Pretty small sushi restaurant near campus. Clean looking, so that's a plus. It does get pretty crowded, so avoid dinner rush times if you want a seat :P \n\nI personally don't eat sushi, so my rating is based more on their non-sushi options. (However, my bf really likes their sushi, so I guess sushi lovers would enjoy this place more than I do) I've tried their Yaki Udon and Rice Bowls, both of which are kind of mediocre. There's nothing spectacular. \nHowever, I have to say i LOVE their sesame dressing on the salads. It's sooo good I even bought some home. I even came back the second time to buy more, but they skimped out on filling my container all the way, so I was a little irked :P \n\nThe service overall is nice. Sometimes when it's too busy , you have a hard time getting their attention. They expect you to make a minimum purchase or so of like $7? I think that's unfair! \n\nAnyways, I only go here for the salad dressing now. Or if the bf wants to go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KpIkTXSiYFwSR1HZPMadlg", "date": "2012-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9-K5cahEN2UJySuWcmQIYg", "text": "Great food, very tasty, cheap!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RMtXllMY-mQfo1QlRuR0lA", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9sjGu-rRNRbsJzQyq2hdHQ", "text": "This is my go to sushi place for lunch while I'm on campus. If you come in before 11:30 and after 1:00 you won't have to wait for any open tables as the place does get really busy during lunch. What I like is that the sushi is cheap compared to other sushi places and the food itself is good. The service is also wonderful - they are really attentive and very polite. \n\nMy favorite part of this place is their cuckoo clock - it doesn't match the rest of the decor but it's a really nice clock. Look above the register if you haven't noticed it yet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IhtttczaPpWHXAh13Q6ZCg", "date": "2011-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9T1Sof89p0fZ5n14unIqrg", "text": "Not bad at all. The half price sushi is great. The service was good as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5TkSG6FNr_nTBZfSLQO4jA", "date": "2009-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a0N0jw30oquj1jZqAgF2LA", "text": "Tried the Baby Lobster Roll, filled with flavor and freshness for $13. This has to be a top sushi restaurant in Berkeley.Good Eats!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HBHyZCC-JRgCvpbowbOGHA", "date": "2012-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a-18Y8Ims1P3gXQywfO-yg", "text": "Is it really 50% off if it's ALWAYS 50% off? My answer? I dont care. It gets me every single time. \"sweet, the sushi is 50% off. I'm getting a lot\" \n\nThey play random techno music in here at times but the food is not bad. The rolls have a good amount of fish and for the most part, it seems rather fresh to me. It's fast and hits the spot when I want sushi for less.\n\nTheir other non-sushi dishes are not so great. I had their yakisoba the other day to switch things up and what was given to me was a plate of noodles and meat in what seemed like a mix of sweet and sour sauce and soy sauce....Not a fan at all. I ended up ordering the usual sushi dishes and taking the noodles home to mix in more udon noodles. \n\nI say, stick to the sushi and rolls. I've heard about this orgasm salad but i just feel silly ordering it....it's like going to a bar and ordering a Cosmopolitan or a Prickly Pear. Nothing wrong with it, but it just feels weird.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LapuXd4UMgjP2yzJrAmJzw", "date": "2010-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a6g4gKm-cGuTxYwNaDT-dw", "text": "It doesn't get better than half price sushi! It's like happy hour for sushi! I love the Soy Bean Paper Roll --deep fried unagi, tobiko, avocado wrapped in soy paper, too bad it's not in their half price menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JP-drzZ07eGRwPAml7FYKQ", "date": "2008-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AaHrBz3Q43JWzlO8rLbjeg", "text": "Damn, where do I start. I have been a semi-regular at this establishment for quite some time but today's service was horrid and their overall quality was completely unacceptable. During lunch, I ordered a spicy sashimi salad while my friends had a typical set of varied rolls. I am not the type or complain out loud when it comes down to waiting around for my meal but 30 minutes after all my friends got their orders, I still had an empty plate in front of me.\n\nI asked the waiter several times about my salad and they repeatedly replied with,\" its coming right out.\" I even noticed other patrons that ordered similar dishes in which they received on time. I got so hungry to the point where I had to leech off my friends' plates and the overall quality of the sashimi was just par and not worthwhile to give another try.\n\nToo bad C U. You were good once.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "k-Ou9NvHnWVkFyvVtEzz2A", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ADa2AY3-mwm9TCdxqtfyXA", "text": "3 words: spicy tuna salad.....omg, with or without rice you will love it. It is chunks of perfectly spicy tuna mixed with crisp, delish tomatoes over a bed of salad or salad and rice. Gotta love the no-carb option...is that even cool anymore?? \n\n4 stars b/c: \nsuper, duper affordable (1/2 off special everyone else mentioned). \nsuper duper fast \nthey don't bother you if you linger around chatting after your done with your food even though they are a fast, cheap restaurant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Ixms2cVC_Q3UyQHJN2ENw", "date": "2009-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a__HGJsKNFJM1H-1nNGSMA", "text": "I think I've lowered my standards for sushi a lot after moving from SF to Berkeley. Berkeley knows Thai and Indian, SF knows sushi and Mexican. End of story. \n\nAs for this place, pluses are that it's fast for take out and prices are cheap. Minus is that it's not very good sushi. It's not bad per se. But not very good. California roll, salmon roll, and some others are ok. The only one I'd steer clear of is spicy tuna.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h9ilXZpOU6ffUBZdH6PhYA", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AMdVkrDnb6-GDjOxiFQI4A", "text": "We were starving after getting off to a late start and having a long commute to get to Berkeley. I appreciated the diversity of food selections on this particular strip. \n\nThe restaurant was small and cozy. There was one employee seating customers, taking their orders, and delivering their food and drinks. And because it was lunchtime, the place was quickly filling up. Service was quite slow. It took awhile for the guy to take our order and deliver our drinks, but i almost couldn't blame him because he was the only one. He looked stressed.\n\nThey offered 50% off their nigiri. I ended up settling for a combo set which included a calamari roll and your choice of a Cali roll or spicy tuna roll. The calamari roll was good and the Cali roll was just okay.\n\nOverall, okay lunch experience.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rF8m_fmJJXKgCUSy_iiadg", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a-pTaq435so6FaqR_f31EA", "text": "This is one of my favorite sushi restaurants in Berkeley!\n\nCompared to Manpuku and Tako Sushi, the prices may be a bit more expensive, but I think the quality of the sushi and even size of the sushi is much better. They also have really good specials where you can essentially get 2 rolls for around $10! Service is great and I am a sucker for presentation - they plate the sushi so beautifully. I got one of the Orange Specials, which was a spicy tuna roll and a salmon tempura roll. The salmon tempura roll was pretty huge (in diameter) and even came with a size of some veggie tempura. Super cute. Each meal comes with a miso soup. \n\nMy friends got the dinner bento boxes, which looked delicious as well! They were huge.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A_qKJdwBuPjjMgBMSv5dVw", "text": "This is Morla's favorite Sushi in the area, and I tend to agree.\n\nFast, fresh, and a deep menu - casual but not chintzy, convenient but not gimmicky. Great for lunch or a relaxed dinner.  I actually had the curry udon noodles, and I was really happy with it.\n\nUC Berkeley is busy and bustling, but head up Center after a days work or BART trip and relax at CU fusion. It's yummy enough to remember, and cost effective enough for multiple trips.  \n\nThumbs up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C4-2FfgdO8IrfJX9G40IPQ", "date": "2009-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ARYn3hsLTjqGdBubAdfhOg", "text": "Me and my friend have been here once (on separate occasions) and we have both gotten horrible horrible food poisoning resulting in vomiting out of mouth and nose. Oddly, we both got a fried roll and both of us got really sick. \n\nI usually have a stomach of steel and I can eat anything without any problems but... it must not be a coincidence if two people get food poisoning (after having been there ONCE) ordering a similar roll. So... perhaps maybe not get a fried roll if you want to eat here... \n\nme? NEVER again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2008-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a-yi1d52pzmp3u4jVgCnmA", "text": "4 stars for food quality. I have never experienced bad sushi here, or even mediocre. It has always been very fresh with great texture. the nigiri is great, and the specialty rolls are delicious, and not too too much sauce, mayo, etc. the portions aren't skimpy either.\n\n5 stars for service. The ladies are always on spot, friendly, kind, and quick!\n\n5 stars for price. Collegiate wallet friendly for sushi.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q0L1nztok9PAgzSr1dnE6w", "date": "2009-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bD7rYZGlnr4qidjme-K90Q", "text": "I can only put my cents in about the nigiri, but every time I go, it's consistently great. They have a 50% off sushi menu, which means you get most fish (tuna, salmon, yellow tail) for about $1.80-$2.25 range. Service is great and you get free edmame and tea. What else do you need? I'm here every week!\n\nUpdate (11/24): Since this summer, the prices have been slightly raised and the quality has gone slightly down (the tuna is strange sometimes, same with the yellow tail). It's still my choice for affordable sushi in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BsmZhL01oHIP-zbSz7TiyQ", "date": "2006-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bgIMdPhL8vP78FcySFZHog", "text": "I love this place. Whenever I'm looking for a place to eat in Berkeley we always try to think of other places but somehow always end up here. I'm on Weight Watchers and I love coming here to treat myself...especially since sushi fits is very plan friendly. Half off nigiri all day every day...who can deny that? The Berkeley Roll, the H.O.T. Roll and the Tofu Steak are my three favorite menu items. Trust me, try this place and you won't be disappointed. Psst, the Walnut Creek location is also amazing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-7bvzGrw_Ql-Vv9RSaiFvQ", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bn1KHq-cfO9Hco4G1dxknQ", "text": "I would say that this place is more like a 3.5, but I'll round down because We were seated right next to the door, and every time someone opened the door, I got a huge blast of cold air on one side :(\nAnyway, on to the review.  For a party of 4, we ordered a bunch of salmon and tuna Nigiri, a super california roll, 49 roll, nabeyaki udon, chicken bento and salmon bento.\nThe Nigiri was realllly good, the fish was fresh and the texture was delightful.  It was also 50% off, which made it a good deal.\nThe rolls were ok, the super california roll was a California roll with some sashimi stuffed inside it as well.  It could be a bit big to pop the whole thing inside your mouth...  The 49 roll was interesting, because it was a California roll topped with salmon sashimi and very thin lemon slices.  I didn't care for the lemon slice, but overall it was ok.\nThe nabeyaki udon was pretty standard, tenpura shrimp and squash, mushrooms, onion, poached egg, seaweed... It was good. Not amazing.\nThe chicken teriyaki box came with salad, tenpura medley, and gyoza.  The chicken was pretty salty, and the tenpura wasn't especially crunchy, but overall decent.\nThe salmon box came with the same extras as the chicken box.  The salmon steak came just rolled, with no sauce.  The salmon was well cooked, but wished there was a sauce to go with it!\nOverall, the food was average, but  I think the prices make this place worth another visit.  We paid under $100 for all that food, Which is a victory for us, since we usually spend over $100 at Japanese restaurants for dinner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "U4L4D567eqAZYeWDsdRfbA", "date": "2012-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BQw9pAZZSCg2UlY-yeDk_Q", "text": "I was so hungry when I went there and I didn't even find the sushi there appealing. There was only me in the restaurant but they were still soooooo slow!! I felt that the sushi weren't fresh any more. Even if the sushi was 50% off, I didn't feel so good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZHHAK9z36KiyNS02_FdTDw", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bS9Ii-gHAx86dghY3Wq8vA", "text": "C U Sushi is good. The half price nigiri and roll all day long make the price really reasonable. It would be really hard to find the same quality sushi with lower price than CU. \n\nThe worst part of the restaurant is that parking is really hard to find since it is right next to UC Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KKog6KFhcDgLfrcgQpNVhQ", "date": "2011-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C139nuD2SJDlh824sF2fdQ", "text": "This is my favorite sushi restaurant in Berkeley. My boyfriend and I come here almost every weekend. The sushi is not as cheap as Tako Sushi on Telegraph Ave, but it is definitely not expensive. The restaurant is always crowded every time I went there. \n\nOne thing we order every time is the sashimi salad. The quality of the fish is really good. The salad tastes very refreshing. My favorite roll is the Tiger roll. We never tried the bento or noodles here, so I don't know if they are good as well.\n\nDefinitely recommend this place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AACpbjYWd0FDBGRN0B-v9w", "date": "2012-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CA7xVJWycDCeS_2FcHZWfw", "text": "This is my FAVORITE sushi place near the Berkeley campus ever since I discovered it during my first year here. \n\nPrices used to be much cheaper with their 50% off rolls but during the past year, the prices have gone up. \n\nMy all time favorite roll is the [Baked Salmon].  It's similar to Lion King but I just somehow don't like the LK roll as much.  The Baked Salmon melts in your mouth (drooling now -_-) \n\nI've been there too many times to recall individual visits.  A few things I recommend: \n\n[Tofu Steak] - as boring as it might sound to some people, it's SOOOO good. \n[Dynamite] - baked cheesy seafood combo goodness.\n[Spicy Tuna] - loved the level of the spiciness. \n[Unagi avocado roll] 1/2 off !! \n\nCan't recall the different rolls that I liked, but DO TRY ALL OF THEM!\n\nThe service has generally been very good.  \n\nDefinitely recommend this :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Og5lv2yeSg-JRxbxc5_8PQ", "date": "2012-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CbMjssHRZgztmhZOvVspHQ", "text": "In my opinion, there are not many places in Berkeley to get quality sushi.  Even after numerous meals at C-U Sushi, I still cannot say I'm a fan.\n\nEvery time I grab sushi and/or japanese food, it's usually because I'm craving it, instead of thai, american, italian, etc...\n\nMy typical order at C-U Sushi is the Red Special with the Rainbow Roll.  I'm a big fan of sashimi, and C-U Sushi's fish is only okay.  Once again, I only come here when I'm craving sashimi, and C-U Sushi can satisfy my craving, only satisfactorily.  \n\nThe last two times I've been here, I got mild cases of food poisoning?  Maybe it wasn't \"poisoning\", but I didn't feel great afterwards.  I hope that their hygiene regimen hasn't gone downhill.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3eNXSh82_4UThqhJBwkrbA", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ClCc3Oaja9S-hdnu_Kof0w", "text": "Yum, C U Sushi! I always come here multiple times with my friend over the course of summer. They have outdoor seating, which is great for warm, sunny days. The service is not too bad and the waitresses and waiters are very friendly. Sometimes it gets pretty packed in here, especially during lunch hours.  Two things I always order is the lion king roll and the eel roll, which is a special combination--- it comes with a warm bowl of miso soup and three different pieces of nigiri for a great price. I also love the fact that they have a 50% off menu! I always get the california rolls to come with it as well. My only cons is that the food takes a bit too long to come and the rolls fall apart quite easily. Other than that, I totally recommend this place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uZI3aE-FIGh632RU9-2L0g", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ClCsh8lEbeybFrwg1fYciQ", "text": "The fish always tasted fresh at this place and it is much better than more expensive places around Berkeley.\n\nWith 50% off, it is one of the cheapest sushi place too.\n\nKeep on going back because every time we try another one to see if there is anything better, we can't.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OoLmtqoZm0CQx0ltedTxBA", "date": "2007-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "clLxKOs--a--NrpRs-9tvg", "text": "If you have a taste for some good, cheap sushi - this is the place to go. They have a half price sushi menu which is pretty extensive. I usually go for the Sashimi salad, Gyoza and a couple picks off the 1/2 priced menu. \n\nThe restaurant itself is cute and on the smaller side. Since it's in such close proximity to the university, parking is always horrific. The background music is also kind of interesting - it's a mix of hip hop/pop...pretty random for a sushi restaurant. Overall I like CU. It's not the best sushi I've ever had but definitely good and worth the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nKBKQlN1UjFh5bORqcn_Mw", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CNfy7WkJcIXnYUorjo6-KA", "text": "I only come here for the Japanese seafood salad. The sushi rolls are okay, taste the same as Sushi House (Asian Ghetto).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IFYkRXw4DwrXqPyLptOaAA", "date": "2010-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "coSd0-1Hr_Hunlz7kw4LUw", "text": "Customer service pretty bad here. Foods are over-priced.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DLy00ak_bZS6VmgbgHFMGA", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CuII4Dq_zOGTFSFT-2pxjQ", "text": "Great prices for all you broke college students that are craving sushi that isn't completely as bad as that place in Asian Ghetto.\n\nSushi is not the best (not the freshest I've tried) but they have great deals that come with rolls, sushi, miso soup, and tempura fro around 8-11 bucks. Rolls are a dollar or two cheaper than Joshu-ya on Dwight too. I tried the tempura green tea ice cream. 5 bucks but they give you two HUGE scoops of ice cream and the serving is pretty. My sushi craving was satisfied for the time being  :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cvc5sVgx0GX9NWsiY1K09w", "text": "For the money, this place is great! The rolls can be a bit wee messy and they fall apart easily, but service is prompt (most of the times) and the bill never makes you frown.\n\nDuring the nice weather months, it is great 'cause you can sit outside, and if you are a retired raver, or just a techno-lover, you will love this place... I am half expecting the server to bring us miso soup, sashimi and glow sticks to go with the music, he, he...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jkb3pZeVr5UmMTairduatg", "date": "2007-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cyKht6StUQ5Ayhas5eRT_A", "text": "I think this place is between a 3 and 4. The sushi is pretty decent  to good. It's a little deceiving with their 1/2 off sushi because it doesn't include the special rolls. But i think their service is fairly good and sushi quality is pretty good too. The only thing is the place is very crammed. \n\nWhat I recommend: \n- Heart Attack (spicy)\n- Rainbow\n- Unagi\n\nWhat I will try: \n- Orgasm salad (always wanted to try it to see how good it is).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cZEiGM3wM8LOiPqHdgZsjg", "text": "This place is GREAT!!  I work close by and I love the 50% lunch prices they have.  The sushi is great and the variety is vast.  I give this place a great score and will keep coming back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1bYxvogMbfb_Q-wuDwonzA", "date": "2009-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_d4UZ7fCdHJc6yEze5Flpw", "text": "If you want great sushi rolls this is the place to go. Always consistent and always so good. The owner and the servers are incredibly nice. I'm always happy with the service here. \n\nI get the Crab Salad and Baby Lobster Roll ... if you want to try something different and incredibly yummy go for The Baby Lobster. Every time we order that, more than half of the people we sit next to always asks us what it is. Its California Roll on the bottom bottom with Baby Lobster, Mushroom, Onion, masago and then this creamy cheesy yummy goodness on top. Its the only way I can describe it. Its sooooo good mmMmmm!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PVHshHBXTkZmtfW4t_GwEw", "date": "2009-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dEj7FpVVGNTacKQxAa5AfA", "text": "Always loved coming here as an undergrad because it's cheap sushi and a gajillion times better than Tako Sushi in Southside Berkeley.  Their half off sushi rolls are such a steal!! I like this place because they wrap their sushi very nicely and their rice is the right consistency (not soggy not too undercooked).  I also love their udon and salads.  Their udon is better than Alameda Sushi House's instant udon.  They are always really friendly.  It's a bit small but I'd like to think of it as cozy.  There's always a fight for that prime spot for parking, but it's Downtown Berkeley and pedestrians rule the streets.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2FiW_LttFCp6URejAIbSfw", "date": "2010-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Df5doDlhjaIDrBRaJJSegw", "text": "I very much enjoyed the sushi, and I'm kinda picky about it. The fish was fresh, the rolls were good, and the service was great. The place is pretty small, but there was a guy running around filling water and watching for anyone needing him. The wasabi was just the right amount of spicy, and I like that they don't have dyed ginger (bright pink). I've been looking for a sushi place here for a year, and I've found it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S1GS4ztBiJ5w4FR02cqblA", "date": "2008-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DJT2mBvUMY7jvR7n8ALI6g", "text": "I come here all the time for sushi- its my go to place! Take out is the way to go as it is usually crowded and the service can be a little slow. But nonetheless, the food always tastes fresh! Their big special rolls are only $9.99 for soup, tempura, CA/spicy tuna roll, and a fancy roll (may I suggest Orange Special #3).\n\nBottom line- I like this place! Its easy going, affordable, and delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VU106TuikZuu2RelEj6BKA", "date": "2012-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D_p470Z2i4lhdyKygjBSBQ", "text": "Cute, small place--very clean and service is good. Now that I'm vegan there's little I can eat here, but I still really like their tempura and tempura rolls, and anything with avocado--very fresh veggies, crispy, light tempura, and the prices aren't bad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DXBkYA0zheHBEZz0SKZA-g", "text": "I love this place, I've been here like 4 times.\n\nBefore living in Berkeley, my friends and I use to drive to Berkeley just for C U Sushi.\n\nThe baby lobster roll is a MUST!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A4Wl3K-vK5lxcSZC6rz3hg", "date": "2012-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DzbcxQdbNtA3YGINtTE7vA", "text": "I've been here so many times in the last year. Man do they serve a lot of good food, let alone very good portions. \n\n The last time I did go, it seems as if our blundering economic dilemma of high price has reached our sushi spot. In the form of smaller portions. \n\nI still like it though, good people, servers, food, tea, prompt service. \n\nTheir Great, I would recommend this place to anyone who wants to try something new and isn't afraid to try Japanese food.\n\nSo go, try it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "epoSCvVTsfyvTy8BO2opAw", "date": "2008-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e07GFxxNo9L27dsuLt8qxg", "text": "Not necessarily not fresh but not necessarily fresh either. There isn't too much fish taste, but I like chewing on the texture of fish, so I come here because it is cheap.\n\nMusic:\nNot that I do not enjoy hip hop, but it can get really annoying when they play it sort of louder than comfortable on a sunny afternoon. Some soft rock seems more suitable. \n\nService:\nNot bad, not excellent. Regular. They do serve your food pretty quickly.\n\nSo-so/Not-so-good Eats\n- Bento box: It is a 2-star but its not overpriced. So whatever. The beef bento is not your typical beef teriyaki and not in a good way. Don't recommend getting it.\n\nDon't Eats:\n- Do not get the House Salad. Seriously, you will make a better salad at home. The dressing is nothing spectacular, very regular thick, sweet sauce with two slices of tomatoes. This salad is neither Japanese, American, or anything of any culture.\n\nOther than that, feel free to try anything. All the simple fish rolls and fish in general are pretty bland but that wasabi and soy sauce helps a lot!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7SJBvTrDaRKeON6BgyZJ-g", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E5corHCaJ98PDgpGXjFYFA", "text": "This place is really something. I went in expecting the usual fare...mediocre sushi in college territory. But boy was I wrong. I had the sake nigiri, super white tuna nigiri, california roll, special spicy salmon roll, and a few others. Everything was delicious. The fish was fresh and literally melted in my mouth. To top it all off, this place is super affordable! This will be my default go to spot for nigiri.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g8EKEPmn6lTiw65ozOc8OA", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EB8XHiIZA0lsU6zAHrOr_Q", "text": "More like 3.5 stars.  This is a great place to go if you're looking for a place near campus to get some sushi with a group of friends.  Prices are very affordable and the food is pretty good.\n\nThey have a good selection of \"cooked\" sushi rolls here if you have friends who just can't do the real thing.  And for those of you who like real sushi, the quality here is better than any of the other sushi choices near downtown.\n\nIt's also got a prime location if you like to people watch as there is a lot of foot traffic on Center Street.  Service can be lacking though as it can get crowded.  They really should just hire more servers during busy times.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eB6I3JcHJg_AVf2a5G7suA", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ebt5hO7h0cBw513hY_sVow", "text": "I ordered a tiger roll and I loved it, felt orgasm in my mouth.\nthe waiters/waitress were very kind and friendly.\nI also ordered a yaki udon/chkn damn it was hella good.\ncheap and good quality sushi. \nI'm coming back to this place again!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Af76oJnKNkPvK2jDwe7sgA", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e-FmwCEip7P7ZmqfcxBpdQ", "text": "Good good sushi.:) love the fact that they are opened late on Sunday's:)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "how3Sz7FxFiUo_MvVUCKxg", "date": "2012-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EgILKR7EDq1oYUZLnRaC4w", "text": "Cant beat the 1/2 off menu\nAlthough as a broke college student I was mad when I had to order TWO just to get the 1/2 price! :O\nBut the sushi was good, fresh and made quickly\nThis is also where I go to get my green tea Ice cream fix even though it is pricey its all about location location.\nOf course I'll be back", "stars": 3, "user_id": "84dCHkhWG8IDtk30VvaY5A", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EOEYG_Tz4DOeRA6S9pfNWg", "text": "Love, love, love this place! I've been here tons of times (at least 20?) and each time the sushi is great. I usually go for the basic rolls (California, spicy tuna, etc.) and my bill is around 6-8 bucks. So cheap! I love its proximity to campus.\n\nAs for prices/quality, I find it comparable to Manpuku on College (I do like C U Sushi more because it has a cleanlier vibe). Tako Sushi just feels (and tastes) dirty, and Joshuya is way too overpriced. C U is the way to go. \n\nSome dishes I like are the yummy crispy appetizer (crunchy wonton skin topped with tuna/tomato), all of their salads, the seafood pasta, and of course, the rolls.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7fiRE5gWenxxgCUrlXs72Q", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EOHAC08vNkPnKitqTtRPNw", "text": "not bad at all for being on the strip from the bart station to cal.  i've seen many a restaurant fold on this stretch.  i came here with a friend at the beginning of summer.  the first thing the waitress said was \"are you here for summer school?\"  i was so flattered, but my friend was annoyed.  anyway, the edamame was nice and salty and i enjoyed the fried scallop roll.  good price too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vEoPutr3TvZDSDboQ0xWIA", "date": "2006-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eqg8m-ns5sHTJNTMABKe0w", "text": "We came here for a late Sunday lunch. I ordered the spicy tuna dish with two mounds of rice. The spicy tuna cubes were mixed with tomato cubes to form an interesting mix. I would probably order this dish again but it is not spectacular in my humble opinion. We also ordered the steak tofu appetizer. The tofu seemed to be boiled then fried and seared to give it a fairly \"meaty\" taste. It was drizzled with a not too sweet soy based coating. I would definitely order this again. \nThe other dish we ordered was the avocado tempura roll combo which was above average. We had to remind the waitress to bring the included miso soup. She was dingy but bless her heart I could tell she was trying.\nI would like to come back and try some of their other rolls", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wkAl7GleLMb-UQbNK3GNQQ", "date": "2010-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EQSbbyStRivbSVLqFlUbGg", "text": "2 words: food poisoning.\n\nI had some kind of salmon roll that had raw and cooked fish, agedashi tofu, and a dragon or caterpillar roll, and it tasted okay... until it came back up. I had never truly experienced food poisoning until I ate here, and it was painful. Oh so painful.\n\nI am usually willing to give places a second try, because the first time could have been a fluke, but the food here isn't worth it. Not when there are so many other options for sushi in the area.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "MMdfAdd310RPZ0_5PH5Q_w", "date": "2008-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eu_bAEyzlFQjfD5SaGv38Q", "text": "I've eaten here a couple time already and have been satisfied with it.\n\nThings I  like:\nFresh fish. The Super White Tuna is butter in my mouth. Hamachi, yum. Pretty much all the sushi is pretty good.\n\nThings I don't like:\nI don't know if anyone realizes, but the sauce that they use on their appetizers is the same for ALL the appetizers. Seriously! Tofu steak, Monkey balls, all the same sauce. Teriyaki? After a while, they both taste like the same thing.\nBeef Curry Udon. Egh. (I make better beef curry.) It was a good size portion though.\nWhy don't they have REAL (asian style) soup spoons? Kinda hard to eat udon with a western spoon.\nService was good and the food came out in good time with good presentation.\nNice paintings and interior design.\nPrices are great for the sushi, but not on the other stuff. A bit too high for that place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h02t1zNqvg7uUC39WxzN2g", "date": "2006-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F23b5Kr5VUDf4XdY7aXc3A", "text": "I'll admit it: I really wanted to go to TGI Sushi's, but to my dismay, it's closed on Sundays. Then we just couldn't figure out where else to go for sushi, and we somehow found ourselves at CU Japanese Fusion Sushi. \n\nThe food was pretty good. Their menus have pictures of virtually everything you can order, give or take a few of the typical things you'd normally order at a Japanese restaurant. I know I have a bad habit of ordering too much when going out for sushi (because I get greedy), so I limited myself to three rolls: \n\n1) Tuna roll: They were less than medium sized, but still pretty tasty. Tuna was nice and fresh.\n2) Shrimp Killer: It had shrimp tempura inside, topped with shrimp. Also, note the cool name, which made me want to have it even more. It tasted good.\n3) Tiger Roll: another roll with tempura inside, topped with eel, salmon, and a spicy sauce. Nice flavor. \n\nI went to this place with the folks, and they ended up ordering some tuna sashimi. They did this thing where they gave you some regular, nicely cut pieces, and then some big thin pieces (but more than enough AND it was still good). Another thing they ordered was the salmon steak entree ... I was picturing something spectacular, but it looked like some pretty small steaks served with miso soup, all on a whole lot of lettuce for the 12 dollar price. \n\nAs for the service, the waitress was really nice and actually came around a couple of times to check on us, take away empty plates, and fill us up on more tea. It was pretty packed, so I guess this place is popular for the people who live around the area. \n\nAlthough I did enjoy what I ate, the reason that I gave the place three stars is because I didn't think they had too much variety in their sushi roll choices. A lot of it is some kind of fish on top of a California Roll, or some kind of deep fried California Roll. This is not the place if you're too big on CR's. And it absolutely drove me nuts that any roll that had tuna in it was only spicy tuna. I was looking for more of a fresh fish variety, but they had a lot of things that were baked, deep fried, or included cream cheese (*shudder*) and crab (*double shudder!*). You're better off waiting for TGI Sushi's to to open the next day (or not), but I suppose since it's called \"Japanese Fusion\" I should have expected all the crazy rolls that I didn't want to try.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OCcHlcwqFtHcKFo5t4UBYA", "date": "2007-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F3B3KvdyHN6-WhjNZkI5dg", "text": "Decent sushi for decent prices. I haven't tried much except for their nigiri and maki rolls, but so far so good. Their salads are a good size and very tasty with lots of ingredients. My boyfriend and I come here all of the time when we are walking from the Bart station. It's the perfect place to stop for a quick sushi bite.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Dsn0E5ad3oom8iGIrFXPsQ", "date": "2008-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fo6ALvlNpHbavBjc75dzyQ", "text": "for the price, the sushi is deeelish.  my sister and i always get the half price sushi so good :)  the tempura udon was pretty good as well... and the edamame!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UzV6cbzEWFADEs8HTgas3g", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fRrzNbgjavrgHYrdFU0ohw", "text": "This is without a doubt my favorite sushi restaurant around the Berkeley campus. Having said that, there isn't a lot of great Japanese restaurants within walkable distance. Don't go out of your way to come here. But if you're around Downtown Berkeley and would like to have some sushi, this is the place to go. What you can get here is fresh sashimi and Japanese entr\u00e9es that will at least temporarily satisfy your cravings for sushi, hence the 4/5 stars. \n\nWhats keep me coming back here, though, is their awesome 50% off deal for selected hand rolls and nigiris. We're talking about $2-$4 full sized six piece rolls. They've figured out what students want: cheap and decent sized entr\u00e9e that still taste good and fresh. Just a note though, special rolls do not fall under this 50% off menu (e.g. Lion King, Rainbow Roll, Ninja Roll...etc). And you have to order at least 2 orders from this menu for the deal to apply. But even doing that, you're only talking about $8 max for two full sized rolls.  \n\nFor two people, I usually order the following from the 50% off menu:\n\nSalmon Skin Roll\nSpicy Tuna Roll\nUnagi-Avocado Roll\n\nThese are simple rolls, but they're prepared well in the sense that I can taste the freshness of the rice and materials put into making it. Try it and you'll know what I'm talking about. But if you're looking for something more than just hand rolls, they got that as well. There are two entr\u00e9es I would recommend:\n\nOrgasmic Salad and Seafood Pasta\n\nBoth dishes are priced around the $8-$10 dollar range. While they are expensive, they give you A LOT of seafood. Orgasmic salad (I know it sounds weird) is basically a combination of a insane amount of tuna sashimi, seaweed salad, onions, pieces of octopus, and lettuce. Once again, I emphasize that they give you A LOT of sashimi. So if you're into eating raw fish, then make sure to get this. The seafood pasta is just the pasta version of the salad. They add udon into the mixture. The sauce they put on it is tangy, sweet, and light, which doesn't overpower the raw fish in there. \n\nI always leave having to pay around $15 dollars per person though. At least I leave extremely full with some food to take home. Let this place quench your thirst for sushi!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NvMsJoUBH65A6Jk8VzBdbA", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FrX0VQ7NoMWOmY5C8xzAsg", "text": "Most of the time the service is very good - on a couple occasion it was a bit slow. The appetizers and sushi are very yummy.  Excellent sushi menu selection. \n\nMy reason for the three stars rating - each entree we have ordered wasn't as yummy as the sushi.  Altho' we tried the tempura the other day and it was very good not oily or greasy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "14kATz_qIrJfy8aKoZ36Ag", "date": "2007-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GMTcld_9jlzQ6SPmuaBmNA", "text": "I'm gonna give 2/5, my husband gives 3.  \n\nAww what happened, CU Sushi?  I used to love this place.  Tasty rolls, good service, affordable.\n\nI went there for lunch today, even waited in front of their door for 10 minutes before they opened at 1130.  We weren't the only ones.  Two other parties were waiting too.\n\nWe got two Red specials which came with miso soup, 3 pieces or nigiri, and a choice of one of their special rolls.  For the special rolls we got the rainbowand spicy tuna tataki rolls.  We also got the hamachi roll and unagi roll from the 50% off menu.  Total price was $29 b4 tax/tip\n\nThe miso soup was a little on the salty side but fine.  I  can get over that.\nThe rainbow and spicy tuna tataki were pretty good\nThe salmon nigiri looked a little ... slicker than what I'm used too?  Had a funny feeling about that one.  My hungry stomach told my brain to be quiet and I tossed that puppy in my mouth anyway. \n\nMy main issue is that after the meal I had strong icky yucky fishy aftertaste.  I'm guessing the fish was just not fresh?  I mean c'mon that's just gross.  First time in my sushi roll eating life I felt this way afterwards.\n\n=*(  sadness.  Probably won't be back again.\n\nOh yeah  My husband had no major issues.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F7k2vBiIHc0ysP9pkHVdkQ", "date": "2010-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gopIPprHzNiv-hm4ez2vYg", "text": "50% of maki and nigiri! Yum. \n\nI wasn't expecting that much when we came here for dinner. We ordered a bunch of nigiri and a couple of the maki rolls (salmon skin roll and unagi and avocado roll) off the 50% menu. \n\nThe sushi came out relatively fast and neatly presented. The rolls were simple, but tasted good. The pieces of fish on the nigiri were generous and tasted fresh. \n\nSushi dinner for two cost about $35 dollars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MUpANWwVkhbTp4LFWNnaYA", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gsv5habBwPCDM2fQkDzLmw", "text": "I love coming here... They have a big variety of rolls. Spicy Tuna Tempura Roll  super Yummy =).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FXgHkqcesWHBkOeHIApaBg", "date": "2011-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hEgwPKx_zSiC8YlVg-pjUQ", "text": "this place has gone wayyyy downhill since i first came 4 years ago with my dad during the big game. since everybody and their mom was either at the game or at a sports bar somewhere cheering on cal, the food was great! tasty, fresh, and under $30 for 2 ppl for lunch set, sashimi salad, and piping hot udon noodles. can't go wrong there. \n\nfast forward to 2010, and either my taste buds have become more sophisticated or this place has just deteriorated. i think it's the latter. it must be the economy or something, because even the salad lettuce they use is just crap green leaves, not the fancy schmancy organic salad mix that they used to have. i used to love getting their sashimi salad! bits of sashimi, salad mix, imitation crab meat, and avocado slices. YUM. now there's barely anything and the quality's definitely gone down the drain. their sushi is below par and looks like it's overstayed its welcome. \n\nbtw i think the 50% off is just a marketing gimmick, the \"discounted\" prices seem to be the market rate to comparable japanese restaurants. \n\ncu sushi, what happened???", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Os7XnHJYLsHFhOsiMLQ6mA", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H_KXxdWKjohy_Kdt3921aA", "text": "Ambiance: 4 stars\nFood: 4 stars\nService: 4 stars\n\nWell, I will not lie, this is a pretty good place to get sushi in the Berkeley area. It is not the freshest ever, but it is pretty good, especially for the price! Happy Hour (half-off) prices are valid all-day on nigiri -- the only thing I have eaten here. The service here is also very fast, they do not ignore customers and it is definitely easy to just have a quick meal here. I really have no complaints about my experiences here. It is conveniently located next to the Cal campus and not too far from the BART station. Not sure what else will beat this in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "418rK1b_PkXJTWhSRKxjew", "date": "2012-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hOfS5ardw7hROYuJLcVISw", "text": "Ultimate Salmon Roll is all you need.\ntempura salmon on the inside, raw salmon on the outside. HEAVENLY.\nchicken curry tasted watered down.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2010-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hpyq2lC5ip_hm7IakUo7ug", "text": "Very affordable and very fast sushi. I will definitely be back", "stars": 4, "user_id": "stnaLD-o4CUvXCAcwyj0Xw", "date": "2012-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hYaBTkrPA9Ytb7upciikMg", "text": "OMGGGGGGG, me and my husband took a lot of medicine to prevent food poisoning or some other possible digestion issues. He ordered Rainbow and I ordered Philadelphia roll. The rolls weren't fresh and tasty at all. We were very disappointed by this place and the quality of the food. \nI'm not that picky in food, but common- there were little brown spots on avocado in my rolls - it means it was spoiled. All the raw fish was stiff. \nI can't believe they use this type of quality products.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ypEHyh-PYoSG__Ey9Vg7Eg", "date": "2009-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I79x00aJosaOlKy9rhx-ZQ", "text": "MY FAVORITE SUSHI SPOT. The Berkeley Roll is my favorite. The Shrimp Killer is also very delicious. The Orgasm Salad to die for.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "10n7rc7kogv0DmBy5KJvZA", "date": "2009-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "itQWNSHJwmBEksIbyhR51Q", "text": "GREAT place if you're looking to satisfy a sudden onset sushi craving and happen to be in downtown Berkeley.  To be honest, I am rather orthodox with my orders and have largely stuck to the rolls (unagi, yellow tail, salmon) when visiting CU, but they have always been fresh, tasty, and exactly simple sushi rolls should be.  That said, the strength of CU is the service and the price.  If you're in a hurry, you can expect to get in and out within 15 minutes provided you don't visit between 12pm and 1pm when the UC Berkeley crowd hits.  As importantly, you can do so for under $8 if you're eating all by your lonely.  If you're in the market for an upscale sushi experience, this is probably not the place for you.  But if you want a quick bite to eat and have a penchant for fresh fish, CU is beckoning.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Df7hJjtMQ7Qr1IB-yHvJ4A", "date": "2010-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iZED-R3Efa-xs9olPgYDfA", "text": "I like the \"Heart Attack\".  The price is reasonable, the wait is sometimes long, but the sushi is quite good.  \n\nIt's definitely better than Tako Sushi on Telegraph and Joshuya's.\n\nThe location is nice, too - right by downtown Berkeley and very close to BART.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9GmuevI6TbHhyuW7YXSVXw", "date": "2008-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j-32JFqg1c874hg2Kdch9w", "text": "I suppose I could begin and end my review by simply stating that CU has good sushi, prices and service. Then again, that would be boring. \n\nI went here the other day with a group of friends. We had just spent the day in the city and were hungry for sushi. Luckily, the lone Golden Bear in our group suggested that we head on over to CU. \n\nCU is exactly what you might expect of a college town sushi restaurant. It is relatively small and the layout can only be described as efficient. However all that is unimportant when compared to the quality and prices of the food. I know other people have mentioned it but the 50% off menu is pretty awesome. Seriously, where I come from, discounted sushi normally yields a trip to the emergency room with food poisoning. \n\nI ordered the spicy tuna tempura roll and some vegetable tempura (mmmm... fried things) and was very pleased with both. The tempura was made to order (a fact I learned the hard way when I bit into a piece of broccoli and almost gave myself third degree burns) and the tuna roll was very good as well (the fish was fresh and not overpowered by the sauce). My friends all enjoyed their food as well and the bill for four of us only came to $60 (before tip). \n\nIn conclusion: CU Japanese Fusion is a great place for good, relatively inexpensive sushi. Also, the service was very friendly and efficient too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "koWJGiy8OXiWvNVcP0ZfMA", "date": "2010-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jdK_vemIMAU3ORKfNYIvBg", "text": "really good sushi with a very fair price", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1r1s2VTFYvMALWxG18Asmw", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JFtLIOyAtQalAn8YPL_khQ", "text": "I just  stop by this Japaness Restuarant to get dinner, because my wife and children are so hungry. \n\nFirst look - very moden and simple design, nice Chandelier, very clean,  and around 25 ~ 30 tables ,  they wore all yellow T shirts  looks nice.\n\nSecond Menu -  we ordered palm spring roll, shrimp killer, sushi,  and udon.   Their price are very reasonable but awsome deco dish, and taste was like A++ .  and very Nice service, no rush , we really enjoyed that dinner .\n\nThird  check out -  We were surpised, this is opening event season now  , and they gave us 50% off  from their price,  My wife and I we looked at each other and laughed,  how could we expect this .  .. \n\nYes, I definately enjoyed this, good to review them here.\nPlease visit them they are now  opening season..\n\nOh by the way I found they are Walnut Creek , new opening , not Berkley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RoMH1JulDo35nsQgJwITLA", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jFwTh_bPSvIKFpaR5xpZHw", "text": "I have been in a long search for the best sushi place and so far this is the place I've found to be just that. Also mainly because of the PRICE. For their discount sushi rolls, they're still really good. One time me and the bf got TWENTY FOUR sushi pieces for only 14$. you seriously cannot beat that anywhere else. And also their speciality sushi rolls are super yummy. i love the calamari roll! omgosh and you have to try their orgasm salad, yes dont let the name scare you haha. its DELISH. has seaweed, house sauce, mixed greens, & seared tuna! sooo good, & fills you up! Hm, would've given 5 stars only if they had MORE seating, but i dont mind waiting for a table.\n\ndef come here also if you want really good, welcoming, & fast service. CU is thee best.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LMWQegnhfCQmniXZlDxFow", "date": "2010-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JROHPcArjmV4ItrdNO7rCw", "text": "Came here for take out with my boyfriend.\n\nPros: \n-got our food to go and it was ready very quickly, which was good because we were in a rush\n-got a lot of bang for our buck - rolls were a decent size, and no roll we bought was more than $3.95. \n-pretty tasty - I really liked the avocado and cucumber roll. \n\nCons:\n-although we got take out, I was there long enough to decide that I did not like the service at this place. Lady who helped us was not friendly or informative - for example, it's one of those 'check the box next to the roll you want on a slip' kind of ordering schemes, but the waitress handed us the slip with no pen and didn't explain what to do - I guess it should've seemed obvious but we thought it was just a menu. Perhaps just a miscommunication, but then when we handed her our slip she just had a bad attitude - not like, oh yeah sure i'll ring you up, but more like, \"ugh, I do not want to be here.\" \n\nConclusion: If you're working or at class in a nearby building and need decent, cheap sushi fast, then try this place. If you have a bit more time, I suggest going to Sushi Ko - prices are comparable and the service is *much* better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E8hubLFgOCrN84JlpJ4e-w", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JWy_pNTUXinYbxct9ZEOcQ", "text": "I went here for the first time at the suggestion of my date.  Having just moved to the area, I was pleasantly surprised to open the menu to so many amazing options.  \n\nIn contrast to Mori Y. I LOVE spicy sushi especially when it has extra hot sauces on top, sometimes of the creamy variety.  They have a lot of really great combos for people who like spicy sushi as well as the spicy tempura combo. My date got the Orgasm salad which looked good.  We also got free edamame, and I ordered a roll of their 50% off menu which was a great way to fill up.  \n\nI will definitely be back here to try more of their great combinations.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LbKRO3h-wL89jWjbkkFVpw", "date": "2007-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k0ho5dRYQkigBam0sXb4qg", "text": "The shitake mushroom special is pretty good, just a little too salty. It made me thirsty all night. We also got a vegetable tempura roll and a vegetable roll, both decent. The miso soup was also way salty, and the edamame way overcooked. Still, we had a decent meal for a very decent price, about $26 for all that.\n\nAll these veggies must've been my detoxing for the dry and overcooked teriyaki burger I had this weekend...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VgtcRwMPiAEeuPsayXB4kA", "date": "2009-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K3w6OeHSLMNOOF_Rd2XA4A", "text": "I typically don't pick favorites. I can't even settle on a favorite color, so don't take me lightly when I say that CU is my favorite go-to restaurant for sushi. It's not only affordable (with a 50% off menu), but the food is scrumptious and the fish is fresh and delicious every time I go, early or late in the day. (I always order the yellow tail scallion roll, it's amazing!) \n\nThe portions are also appropriate for what you pay for. Some of their rolls are huge and easily fall apart, but with practice the skill to eat neatly can be acquired (if my whiteboy bf can do it, then so can you)! And if you like to get your bang for your buck, I'd suggest one of their specials, definitely worthwhile. The restaurant itself is small and can get crowded during peak hours, but it's cozy and they have great service. They also have some outdoor seating, but since it's on Center St., right above the BART station, there's always a lot of foot traffic passing by. Don't get me wrong though, it's a great place to go if you're meeting a friend, parents, co-worker, or even a date since the setting is small and intimate.\n\nMy favorite dishes include: yellow tail scallion roll, salmon roll, spicy tuna roll (all three are on the 50% off menu and less than $4), spider roll, sashimi salad, tempura green tea ice cream \n\nPS if you go for dinner you get a free side of Edame, yum!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a1ToDP7UXVTfHzgFG2qsUg", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kczn8IbsicYGDqt1t5kVxg", "text": "Good food for decent prices.  There are many varieties of sushi rolls, hot entrees, and salads.  The combination of ingredients in the salads are very creative and unconventional, but the soy sauce-like dressing has always disappointed me -- it's runny and overwhelms the delicate ingredients with saltiness; they should really switch over to some type of thicker sesame or ginger dressing.  The rolls are delicious and filling.  I recently had the tempura scallop roll and loved it.  Great bang for the buck.  Unpretentious service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gzPnrOywYX9IoPuy1v2QkQ", "date": "2007-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kDRR_fJhUnlNe1Mtlc4dEQ", "text": "Great Prices! 50% off sushi when you order more than 2 x pieces. How cool is that? \n\nNot cool at all, really. In the end you are paying 1/2 the price for 1/4 of the quality of any random run of the mill sushi spot. Not only was the fish borderline unacceptable, but they were very clumsily made and fell apart. \n\nDon't sell yr dignity for their 50% off discount. If I'm every led to this place again, I'll definitely avoid the sushi.\n\nI do have to give them props on the visual presentation of their food. Unlike the actual taste of their food, everything was tastefully crafted. It's nice to see a fast-casual place put some effort into catering to the second-most neglected sense in the act of eating.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CP_9RYVP4th-DuL7LCaKtA", "date": "2008-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kmPvEF2UGn-7PYv_u31iQw", "text": "Being a broke college student paying for my own education i enjoy cheap good eats! C U sushi is a cute and trendy sushi place. I of course ordered off the 50% off menu, i know its all a ploy , but it was cheap. I ordered the salmon roll and the unagi and avocado roll. Both were good and fairly priced, something like  $3 each, 6 pieces.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "X24q82ujb__rrrC6ujxt5g", "date": "2008-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Koo3F_OsYBlJTNGJdGes4w", "text": "The prices are fairly moderate. The menu literally has endless selections. Having too many things to choose from should never be a bad thing but it certainly gave me a hard time picking what to eat.\n\nThe 5-piece nigiri special I ordered came with a California roll and miso soup. The fish on the nigiri is exceptionally fresh. I definitely recommend their sushi.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "o1B5QfEbVl2VzrQlz3rqBA", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kSkWXANTZIKFlOu9EDCC1w", "text": "I still like coming here for lunch, but the last two times, my order has been messed up.  I like to order the lunch bento box, which includes shrimp and vegi tempura.  I specifically told the servers the last two times I was there that I do not eat shrimp, and that I wanted only vegi tempura.  Both times, I watched the servers write down my order, and both times I got shrimp tempura. After I pointed out the mistake, they refused to give me more vegi pieces, but were happy to take away my shrimp.  If they mess up my order, they should at least replace the food they mess up.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "V28MqLYwagJz62YfyPi3qg", "date": "2010-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L1BKskPyyaHcPK-yumaHNw", "text": "Such a great place for sushi lover. Especially for its low price on those sushi rolls. I can't believe I finished consuming 30 pieces of sushi in a meal. LoL~\n\nGreat for those UCB students study aroundby, its low price just doesn't match its great sushi quality.\n\nI didn't expect much but the returning experience is exceptional. Definitely I will go there again soon.\n\nThe only bad thing around this area: parking.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "D8o2qCXQYK0djW_8n6pyGA", "date": "2011-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L6ats-0FK8RlrMNAIXyGwg", "text": "I don't get to come here too often since I'm seldom in downtown Berkeley. Each time I've been is because a friend to go along for a Cal men's basketball game (it's my chance to show some Golden Bear alumni spirit), and we would eat here before or after. The sushi is quite good especially considering the price.  I definitely go more often given the chance.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "p4-tNsuQB6O11lp77KZKJg", "date": "2010-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LA4r5cFHonxe3vBRlFzpIQ", "text": "Nothing memorable, sushi is sushi.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lXcc2mdDhBRYW1UFwuF4Nw", "date": "2012-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LfJaqVKHGohJug9XzGbO7g", "text": "They have very creative sushi here. I had their 911 sushi and it was pretty good and spicy too. I mostly just ordered because it had avocado in it. The sushi didn't take that much to be made either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LghH0xYttRtCyk-UsdIyXA", "text": "Really nice sushi place ! Polite people and food is excellent, however, you easily order more than you can eat :)\nStick to the classic sushi - their American-deep-fry-things are... not for me :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IEUDeSWz1pjur0l2JiN_mQ", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LKIZog2slDUCJJvZWLqFWQ", "text": "Had the Unagi Bowl.  It was pretty good, probably some of the better Japanese food within walking distance of the UC Berkeley campus.  The place was nicely appointed with CA Fusion restaurant type decor.  The only drawback is that it might be 20% too expensive, as the Unagi Bowl cost $10.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lkKAYeABlUQUxxpzenvdFw", "text": "The sushi here was fabulous when I went here for lunch!  HUGE portions.  The 1/2 price was the best part.   I will come here again next time I am in town!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CBwPegIptHW0vwGsaxcfHQ", "date": "2008-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-LkWXVg9lBMpd13ugCCU9A", "text": "This is really my new favorite place to go when I am at school. I usually spend at least an hour here, savoring my food slowly (so I can fit more in my stomach) while reading, people watching and sipping on green tea. The service is really good and fast, the 1/2 off list is really a bargain and you can order nigiri/sashimi/maki individually. I like to pick and choose from that list on some days and on others I get the specials.\nOMG, the specials. They are really fabulous. They have everything I would want (except for the seaweed salad which I order anyway but it's a hefty amount at 3.50). Check this: the specials I refer to are 9.95 and they include miso, a small selection of tempura veggies, 3 pieces of nigiri ~or~ spicy tuna/cali roll and your choice from about 6 different fancy rolls. I was there today and left so satisfied.\nO, and the bathroom is spacious and clean too with agreeable soap.\nThe bathroom kinda puts me over the top and makes me wonder why I don't give them a 5...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4zrAaI72JGtTe4lNElZxGA", "date": "2008-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lL_u-CbYJy9al6x6jTHljw", "text": "I have such mixed feelings about C U Sushi. \n\nOn one hand, I love their spicy tuna bowl. It's all sorts of yummy goodness for around $8. What a steal. The banana tempura ice cream dish also makes for a very satisfying dish.\n\nOn the other hand, I hate the service in this place. The waiters take forever to take your order and to collect the bill. The tea cups also sometimes taste of bleach. Not good. Oh, and how about that table for two, strategically placed right in front of the bathroom in the corner? Yeah.\n\nSo, three stars for the food...and minus two I guess for the mediocre service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W3RgzbhOHuYx0OP4TUJ46Q", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lnuDTPejP9TBwAsnGdbRfw", "text": "a-ok standard for sushi that is: well-priced, convenient to campus, made of good-quality ingredients.  the staff are friendly.  it's reasonable sushi, not special, not great, definitely fine for a near-campus solution to a sushi need.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mp_OXAmazLp-b-OJFMW-BQ", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LzUkLoGBqYuzYYHShprdzw", "text": "best sushi in berkeley for the price i paid!\ni mean it when i say it's the perfect place to eat a casual lunch with a friend; the atmosphere is cheery and bright while the service is great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FfFwbLdT2nlitOPXOXeS3g", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M8alVlD-5cPKC7n13M5hHw", "text": "CU Sushi is becoming another one of my company's favorite. Not to mention my co-worker that's Japanese even stamps his seal of approval :).\n\nSo my co-workers and I recently decided to venture further out for our lunch breaks and we happen to come across CU Sushi. Strange name for a Japanese restaurant (I think - only because I'm Japanese myself), but obviously the name didn't stop us from having lunch.\n\nSo, what's my favorite you ask?\n\nI actually became very fond of the 'Spicy Tuna Bowl'. Turns out this is my co-workers favorite too :). It comes in a rather biiiiiig bowl w/ a decent amount of tuna slices. It's pretty filling for lunch. . .yet my co-workers and I still dare to order from the 50% off sushi menu :p. \n\nThey also have other entrees from udon, donburi's (rice bowls), lunch boxes (which I thought was just okay), and a big selection of sushi rolls to choose from, which looked really good. I might have to try some of those the next time I'm there :D.\n\nCU again CU Sushi :).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8bcqNMHqpgWT0olHPXn-TA", "date": "2008-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "maPv4HXOXcEet4YzGo-F7A", "text": "The old man and I just ate there for the first time tonight.  It is definitely one of those \"you get what you pay for\" places.  The 50% off sushi is probably because it's not fresh and not thoughtfully prepared.  The menu was several pages long with lots of impressive looking pictures of specialty sushi rolls.  Way too many options on the menu...  We placed our order for seaweed salad, edamame, spicy tuna hand roll, salmon skin hand roll, Mexican roll, salmon nigiri and hamachi nigiri and they turned it around in less than 10 minutes.  Hmm...sushi might as well have been a microwaveable food at this place.  The spicy tuna was orange in color and very questionable...  The edamame overcooked.  The Mexican roll was avalanched with panko shavings.\n\nThey do seem to get quite a crowd (which is why we took a chance and tried it) and our poor waitress looked stressed.  There was a \"Help Wanted\" sign out front, so they are clearly short staffed. \n\nWe decided it is one step above Party Sushi, only because the restaurant was clean and the sushi rice wasn't warm.  Head over to Joshu-ya on Dwight/Telegraph or spend the extra money and eat at Kirala/Kirala 2.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "y8RDD87JggOZXTAY3EYE9Q", "date": "2007-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MB4zqgkn2itRu0ZVJjBo3A", "text": "I was so looking forward to having sushi and they totally botched my order.  They need someone there who can speak and understand English taking the orders.  My dinner was ruined by their incompetence.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "MZE_m7xrMhKy6iIB_d2kYA", "date": "2011-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mdRPtDlWfB4nOdoK2Ze51g", "text": "Definitely one of my favorite sushi joints in Berkeley! Beats Tako by a mile. Reasonably priced, fast service, and free edamame! The Orgasm Salad--a spring mix with seaweed, topped with seared tuna lathered in their special house dressing is the perfect melody of flavors and textures in your mouth. And yes, it really is orgasmic!!! The Baked Salmon Roll is also a nice treat for your taste buds! \n\nCU Sushi, C U soon!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ycc29sQfp1TXEpx6g7nnnw", "date": "2009-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MkbB29zUXr5Qu3YunopYZQ", "text": "I have been here a couple times, both for take out and dine in.  I think their sushi is good... mine has always been fresh.  \n\nI was pleased to see Monkey Balls (fried mushrooms with crab meat)  on the menu!  They are sooo good!  Not  many places I have been to have them.  I liked theirs because they were smaller and easier to eat.\n\nThe prices are great, especially for the poor college students.  They have some specials.  I think it was the Yellow special, were you get a roll, 3 pieces of fish, vegetable tempura and miso soup for 10.95!  I think that was the best 'meal deal'.\n\nTHeir service is ok... Like others have said, they are slow.  I had to ask for tea refills after my cup was dry for awhile. \n\nAlso, the environment is not the best for a date, or even a quiet dinner.  It is in the middle of a bunch of other restaurants, so people are always walking by.\n\nI would definitely recommend this place for someone who want good sushi at a fair price!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dEa8RQr9rKCYlksehr3fAQ", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mOpypvxapgvgdDF2dAvFyw", "text": "Not a fan of the fish here.   Everything is super cheap, but the quality is really sub-par.  All of the fish tasted the same, like nothing!   Tasted like old watery fish, thawed and sitting for some time.  The hot dishes are also disappointing.  A friend ordered teriyaki and it was, frankly, gross -- dry and tough, and in little chunks like kung pao chicken, with an off-flavor.  Another friend ordered the Monkey Balls --some sort of deep fried roll concoction -- and those were passable.  Can't go wrong with deep fried, I suppose.\n  \nThis might be a fine place for UC dormrats who don't drive and need a cheap little place for a fillup or a cozy cute spot for a dinner date, but if you're looking for good sushi and remarkable food, no.\n  \nBUT, the service here is friendly, you get a hot towel before dinner, and the restroom is very clean.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aWugBTYxRa_NaakgX6-nDw", "date": "2007-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MSXG7JyE17RplbykanDGFQ", "text": "I mean, it's 50% off all the time, so it's actually pretty good considering....  You get what you pay for, and actually a bit more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IBrL-6twlZmQBGLdV2DQiw", "date": "2011-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mvx2TT6c3t22Bms1NEKB6g", "text": "MMMM I ate here for my lunch break with a friend & was pleasantly surprised by the price. The rolls were ginormous & the 1/2 price menu was perfect  for my budget. I can't really afford to go out to eat too often but I can here. The quality was great & again the sushi was exceptional. The service was great too, fast & friendly : ) I highly recommend them for sushi if you are in the neighborhood", "stars": 5, "user_id": "24xfXj4ZbTd0hNQ8rBL5Ug", "date": "2009-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n5KxmZsu3NfMrukHPsyVzA", "text": "Came here for dinner on a Friday around 5:30.  All of the tables outside were full, but plenty of seating inside.  Ordered some udon curry, and a ton of nigiri and rolls.  Everything came out super quick, it reminded me of going to a Vietnamese place, ordering your pho, and getting it handed to you within seconds of placing your order.  \n\nThe waiters were quick to refill my water, and since we got our food so fast it was nice to be able to pick and choose on what to eat, instead of some places that give you one or two things at a time and by the time you get the last dish you kind of wished you still had a piece of the first roll to compare it to.\n\nI wish I lived in this area, I'd eat here more often if I did.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7Q_qeyO8qA71sM5pao8Fbw", "date": "2012-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nC2ny0_iieuxVL4elFxBlg", "text": "I visited CU more frequently during the summer, when their business was slow and I've been getting a good quality food.\n\nHowever, a few times I came back with my friends the quality of fish we got seemed worse than before. \n\nToo bad, I used to like their spicy albacore...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pcpu6-riyISr95INc9KgCg", "date": "2010-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NH09Bu9BTmkx7uObL0I10w", "text": "50% off is a very good deal, specially like the white tuna sushi, but they don't have toro and uni is not available all the time. And green tea ice cream is out when I visited at a Sunday night.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IjAJTqFhJfJ3kuF4bZnw4Q", "date": "2012-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-nNdfBA3t4ow4x7gfl5FqA", "text": "Great sushi, the atmosphere is lacking. \n\nI love the dragon roll, ultimate salmon roll, heart attack, etc. etc. I've never had a bad experience with their rolls. Yum! :D\n\nIt's pretty cold, the place isn't very cute, and in general I don't like hanging out there. But the food is good and the prices are good, too. \n\nI've been here multiple times and I always come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SA-2TBmWLp8D1VULfWW8yw", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NphfH5A4VSXjIp8FwZTP2g", "text": "3.5 stars.  I again recently and the rolls weren't as great.  The caterpillar roll was filled with 98% crab with just a sliver of unagi.  Trying to be cheap, I don't know, but it's pretty hard to mess up a caterpillar roll.  I will continue to come here, mostly because other sushi restaurants I have been to in the area aren't as good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NpDjSZ-F49kJqbVIns4q3w", "date": "2009-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nruuaHYbdyqQjX4husrExg", "text": "I go to this place at least once a week even though I live a half hour walk away!\n50% sushi (reasonable nigiri), huge selection of rolls, delicious and large portions of udon and curry, large lunch boxes, all kinds of beer, clean and classy, friendly service, great dessert!\n\nIt's not cheap, nor is it expensive. It is not the best sushi but I would say it is significantly better than average... and it's open late (until 10PM?)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OdEsKwFQyALpwuig7FV8lA", "date": "2008-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NymN-C57U-67Hgpmus15ew", "text": "I've been to CU a lot since it's been open. \n\nIt's meticulously clean and the service is consistently good. \n\nTheir dishes are especially creative by combining Japanese cuisine with more everyday flavors to bring out something that is delightfully good. \n\nMy new fave is the orgasm salad. It has seared tuna and seaweed salad covered in a wonderful dressing. I would also recommend the Japanese pasta salad. It's a great and surprising fusion! It's a mixture of fresh greens, sashimi, and udon noodles!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gA4MiXjhX9iZmqkIgMxWjw", "date": "2007-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OB7hxJLmO3--CXeV4TIl2Q", "text": "I've been here twice for dinner and both times, the food was excellent!  I mean, 1/2 off sushi.  Where else can you find that?!  \n\nThe food is quick and the service staff is friendly, but the service might be a bit sluggish at times (such as water refills) when they're super busy.  Nevertheless, I still absolutely enjoy dining here. \n\nThe outside patio seating is excellent for a warm summer night (rare in Berkeley).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RZcQ_plPhgj7nzELyZWH3w", "date": "2008-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ObWnQ2FrlZEgjV0SR-Krjg", "text": "Good place when you are craving weird \"fusion\" rolls that the better sushi restaurants refuse to make. You can get a lot of rolls for $15 dollars. No-frills, not the best fish but it's fresh, and I end up going here every 4-6 weeks. 3 stars for food, 4 stars for value and because when I am craving it, it always delivers.\n\nedit: meh, i've been here a couple times and though it's always what I expect I give it three stars. my rolls fell apart last time i got take-out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gSVbBavrosL9JO89n0GShA", "date": "2007-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oi9TFvqX-h-T_LUn0ysP4Q", "text": "I have been trying to find a good sushi restaurant in Berkeley for awhile and this one had good prices and a lot of options.  I went with my boyfriend and we each got one of the meals that come with a roll and miso soup. The miso soup was pretty good and i really enjoyed my roll.  We were still a little hungry so we ordered another roll and walked away paying around $30 which isnt too bad for a sushi dinner. I would go back again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QZ11FSqn_YxGc7AtwuhMSg", "date": "2011-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oINgOLKnpdTPBjQVfZkfBw", "text": "- I will never order anything outside of the 50% menu because it's not really worth it.\n- They don't skimp on ingredients \n\nAlthough the quality isn't that good... the price makes it the ideal place to go to when you want a cheap but decent sushi-fit.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nsOvV4yKQrfoFQyuD-vUNg", "date": "2010-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OKmvmv0xz-yV2xeQKnTUtQ", "text": "I wasn't expecting such a nice experience here.  But they did a fairly good job. The price was reasonable compared to other restaurants along Center street.  They have some nice Americanized sushi ideas.  The large windows and cute Japanese decoration add some class to the ambience.  The waiter there was friendly.\n  \nThis was our first time here.  We had Salmon sashimi and mini lobster dish with California roll.  I loved how they fried the lobster with mushroom.  The sauce was divine.  Their sashimi was cut into thick piece, which would be nicer if they were thinner.  But they were fresh and creamy. \n\nTheir dishes were filling.  We were all really full in the end.  Lunch for two only cost $30 including tax and grat.\n\nI will definitely come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QoSl1y2RYJEiemKIDu4Jnw", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oMmu9MjuOA5nMNKUwyCagg", "text": "Decent sushi for a reasonable price.  Who can say no to that?  The sign outside advertises, sushi, 50% off!  But the sign is always there.  Which begs the question - if you write the \"original price,\" put a line through it, replace it with a number that is half as big as the original, and always charge the \"sale\" price . . . is it actually 50% off?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2007-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oomQPofuQ6R2SIs-Bd0oQQ", "text": "there are 14 duo tables inside the restaurants and a couple outside the restaurant. place cooled by overheading propellar fans. blackish decor cool and modern.  pretty quick service. by single server. rainbow roll came out within a minute. probably was either premade or was sitting around. nigiri came out in 10 minutes\n\nentrees: nigiri: seared tuna (2.48) salmon (2.48) super white tuna (2.48) hamichi (2.75) special 1/2 if ordering more than 2 nigiri  rolls: rainbow (9.95)\n\nrating: 3 1/2 stars  for value for what i ordered.\n\npros\n-fish on nigiri pretty fresh but not the freshest i've tasted. good value.\n-small amount of rice with nigiri\n-checklist given to order from and server reconfirmed order.\n\ncons\n-fish on rainbow roll very thin and not so fresh. fish bland.\n-rice in some instance not so soft.\n-parking not good.\n-rolls don't seem to be of extreme value. just market valued to overvalued.\n\nserver reminded me of someone in a korean tv drama but i couldn't remember which one.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2008-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OPWwE1WSbTQ1K5PbI3OjTA", "text": "Well, well, well... this place does the work. They have so many varieties, I had a difficult time focusing my eyes on a certain entree. Weird names too,, Heart Attack, Tiger Roll, lol what? But yes, definitely a recommendation if you enjoy eating Sushi. Don't get the New York Beef Steak or whatever it's called though, that thing is mean.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jktmPZ4WfnRgVdJunrtevA", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O_vT9_ZZCX5XlW9SBb56Xw", "text": "my favorite sushi restaurant in berkeley! it's a little out of the way on west side and definitely not as convenient as good ol' tako, but the quality is miles better. my usual order here is the red special with the spicy tuna tataki roll. fresh and cool with just the right kick of spicy. i've also tried the baby lobster roll, which was good, but too rich after a few bites and i was forced to take the rest home. i also really like the spicy tuna salad. basically, i'm a fan of anything spicy tuna haha \n\nthe restaurant itself is pretty small so if you have a large group you may have to wait a while.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NNR1ttFWwmlRzIW2S9uvmw", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OXphhhzDZjPoJWQAUaBssA", "text": "The portions were just right after I finished a McDonald's Premium Burger (mushroom&Swiss) an hr earlier. I ordered a salmon collar, which was real tasty - fatty the way I like it, and topped with the sweet teriyaki sauce. good stuff. \n\nWaitress was really friendly and gave me my hot water like I requested. +1 for accommodating my old-woman tendencies", "stars": 3, "user_id": "azCYdv0DvS5f-NZsWdC5pQ", "date": "2011-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P2fliMY7yu_qB7vxORHpQA", "text": "I'm not gonna try and not go overboard but here it goes. In all honesty, poor service ruins my meal, and I think everyone can relate.\n\nThe place looked pleasant and clean and I was expecting quality service from a staf that only had 2 other customers at the time I was there (3:20-ish). \n\nI was handed the menu and the waitress returned to the register and talked amongst her co workers 2 or 3 others who had nothing to do. Now I understand its somewhat of a college town and a lot of business are run by kids/young adults, and lord knows I was one of them to talk with co workers during a slow point in the day but the lack of acknowedgment from the staff was really upsetting. \n\n*I had to walk up to the 3 wait staff members, interrupt their conversation (which they gave me a an off-put look) and give them my sushi order and told them I was in a rush. Whatever. I can deal with that.\n\n*The waitress then came to my table and gave me a cup of ice. Okay? I guess water is introduced to the ice when my meal comes? Whatever I can wait for water. I AM kinda thirsty but I'm willing to wait.\n\n*I receive my food but still no water. Okay I'm a little annoyed cause YES I am thirsty and it is my firm belief that water should be served WITH the menu. I look back and all the wait staff are in the kitchen talking and laughing. I'm really upset.\n\n*Started eating/waiting for the waitstaff to come out but NO, they are STILL in the kitchen laughing and talking. I'm really thirsty from the soy sauce, and aggravated that I'm getting terrible service.\n\n*I had to walk up to the register and wait for someone in the kitchen to notice me. \"Oh more water?\" No, you didn't give me water at all.\n\n*I'm over half way through my meal before she comes out with the water. Sorry lady, but your customer service skills are absolutely terrible, and if I had no time constraints, I would have definitly wanted to speak to a manager. Service like that would/SHOULD get you fired. \n\nThanks, but thats the last dime that restaurant is gonna get out of me and/or any of my friends unless I get a full refund and/or an apology from the owner (which in all honesty, I would prefer the latter).\n\nMy experience today at this restaurant INSPIRED me to really get back into YELPing.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "a_3_6AKYjDLGYAnoFslhMg", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pu7sU0nNkcAco0YhdfVgSQ", "text": "I would go back.  I thought it was affordable and decent, although the service was a bit slow at lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LB5_Pc75ja-X8tc7zcAFqw", "date": "2011-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "puCedT6QB00RnxK0yAcPBA", "text": "Great bang for the buck if you want Japanese food in Berkeley. \n\nI personally had the spicy tuna salad bowl and it was bomb! I could barely finish it, which I was really surprised with because Japanese restaurants usually give really small portions. \n\nOur friends had the rolls and they looked pretty good too, but I guess I have to come back for those. \n\nSolid place for Japanese. Relatively Cheap. Would come again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nW-OBGp0tfKyOMEJhb-DPw", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qe7AURSqsZiu9qzUzPsevA", "text": "5.20.2009\n\nI wouldn't order sushi from here because it's a rip off (some, not all to be fair). They have a 50% off select sushi menu on the weekends, but what they really do is have the price be double the market price then cross it out and put a 50% discount on it, which is to say that it's the market price after the discount.\n\nAdditionally, while I was paying, I saw a tray of what looks like CA rolls sitting in the kitchen. Why was it pre-prepared? The rice would dry out.\n\nI was disappointed with the grilled chicken with watered down curry alongside dried rice. The chicken was grilled in a massive batch then used for whatever was ordered. Teriyaki Chicken please. Sure no problem; let me spoon some teriyaki sauce on. I was surprised to see mushrooms in the curry along with the usual onions and pickled daikon. In my take out container, the curry was separated from the rice by foil which I found different since most places let the curry run into the rice.\n\nI thought I overpaid for what I got.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hOeJFQl-iY5Pey54LpDdVA", "date": "2010-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QEBhXa6w4Em-FipX6XZFqA", "text": "Mediocre sushi. \n\nThey have this marketing tactic, a menu with 50% off their rolls. The menu never changes. It reminds me of when you walk through Chinatown and every single stall has a SALE sign, every day, forever. It doesn't sell to me. \n\nThe sushi rolls aren't bad, but I prefer Manpuku anyday.\n\nOnce I ordered the eel over rice and it didn't came until everyone (6 of us) was done with their dishes. To top it off, the eel was rubbery and disgusting. Nevertheless, I never came back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "n873HWLkhdySx21et5uh4g", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qOtbQqev9wpLCKxKESZ1VQ", "text": "I took my close friend Oz for her birthday, here because she only raves about it. We came for a monday lunch, and wow it was crowded. There was a slight wait for most, but we got right in. We ordered the california special with the spicy tuna. I also asked for the chicken with curry (damn no chicken katsu, my fave). Both were really good! We did order that half off deal they have at lunch but they never came. But since the other 2 plates were so good, they did me a favor, I could barely finish the curry rice because I was so full. If ur a single guy, its a great please find that book reading, quiet single girl out there, the place was jammed with them. Price was median range for sushi if not a lil lower. The service and food came out fast. Give it a try, might meet a girl or boy and get a great meal also. Thanks Oz!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XIeAvJpbYKEgiDfHmY5a7Q", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QpmaTpDzii6STxDfq76XEg", "text": "Not bad. Came here a few times with friends and each time came away satisfied. Not the best sushi in the world, but it does get the job done.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4lACNNOEfNBFuE4FsSY-7g", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qUdVPvuLjvc9F0PJdwW_3g", "text": "Had lunch here the other day and I was quite impress with the experience. Having occupied the former Q-Cup Boba cafe, CU offered a unique food option to an rising popular 3rd food corridor in Berkeley (Telegraph/Durant and Shattuck/Vine being the other). Being that CU is a 'fusion' place, the decor is modern and the background music is techno (the audio level does not require ppl to shout to carry a conversation, but is enough make you wanna to whip out the glow stick and go wild if you choose).\n\nFor those who also eat with their eyes, the menu is well illustrated of the items they serve. And by-gosh the food they bring out looks exactly what is depicted. The 50% off sushi section is an affordable way to sample different items without braking the bank.\n\nI ordered a Nabeyaki Udon and a Crab Roll. The roll was average but my Udon was excellent. The bater they used for the shrimp tempura made me recall fond memories of the noodle dishes I hard in Japan; in other words it was GOOD! I will definitely come here again for any tempura cravings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kJS3R2N1pzf59APqO5mxXA", "date": "2007-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QVIepkwysXEocVMD9PcaAg", "text": "Best Tasting and most affordable sushi house in the Bay! Recommend the baked salmon roll, baked green mussels, yellow-tail collar (when in stock) and both dragon and catterpillar rolls!!! Good service, even better prices, all cooked/made to order!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sRWbDIRWRHDSjWLAqGZ7Rg", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R0RKPHZ_EUYZexN56GLJpA", "text": "Had the udon, lots of it and pretty good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0gwPT6J_pJg8exjm8C8B5A", "date": "2007-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rapjCNUL2cI2apFJOVleEA", "text": "I've had a few rolls here. My favorite is anything with unagi and unagi sauce slathered all over :-P.   The tempura ice cream here is also really yummy!  \n\nThe entrees on the other hand are alright (like the Chicken bowl).  The udon is a sort of small, but it's not bad either.  If you're coming here, I recommend sticking wit the rolls!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RxZMHYjgwTRhdw1eyW2Xpg", "text": "I really like this place alot! The prices are good and I don't think that similar priced sushi restaurants offer the same quality. I live in Oakland but always make the drive to come have dinner or lunch. It's become a go to comfort place for my and my bff when we haven't seen each other in a while. \n\nThings that I always tend to get are: the baked green mussels, raw oysters, spicy tuna bowl, 911 roll,.. basically anything with spicy tuna. Love the tofu steak as well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZMzUJwtsrrKetzTrVhUxoA", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rzKcqPIY93cWfx50xSOQBw", "text": "Even though I eat here quite a bit, my rating is based on selection for gluten-free eating and consistency of service around understanding my requests that the staff double check that everything I order is free of soy sauce, breading/tempura, egg, and mayonnaise. I do not always feel like the waiter or waitress actually heard or understood my request and I have had to either give up food to my dining partner or send things back several times. That happens less and less as I get used to the menu.\n\nI have always enjoyed the food I can eat here and at a good price, but the selection is limited based on how much teriyaki and soy sauce (both of which have wheat) is poured on top of the rolls as well as how many rolls use tempura. \n\nI am unclear about if the tempura is wheat-free or not, because I can't have the egg used in it. Because the spicy tuna, salmon, etc is all mixed with mayonnaise, which has egg, another big portion of the menu is off limits too. \n\nI can get the Philly roll as part of the special and I recently found out that the Alaska roll is actually a chunk of crab, (rather than mixed with mayonnaise,) but other than that and a one or two other rolls, I stick to the nagiri and sashimi, which is always tasty and fresh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8flVOE5IoR1Xf_iu8mN9tA", "date": "2008-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S1_xaikuJxQjydsrl2NT1w", "text": "a lot of creative sushi choices\n\ngf and i got the Box A special, it consists of miso soup, salad, rice, gyoza, tempura, and your choice of beef, chicken teriyaki all for just $7.99...the preparation of the beef and chicken teriyaki isn't that great, it seems like a lot because of the way they cut up the food meh...\n\nbesides that great price for a lot of food, service was actually better than other sushi spots i've been too, very polite staff...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E6cFbDZtbGYOnLvRH9zeRA", "date": "2010-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s6JKE25O7EUcBN3rpsDgvQ", "text": "I've gone to this place twice now, initially at the recommendation of a friend.\n\nThe first time was with a medium sized party (6 people), and we ordered a fair amount of rolls, sushi, beer and sake.  The service was good, and they accommodated our party outside. We had a number of unique and specialty rolls. I enjoyed the spicer ones.  I don't recall the price, but I didn't feel robbed.\n\nThe second time was just my boyfriend & I.  The service was quick, but not overly friendly.  We got sashmi (HUGE portion), sushi and two rolls.  The price was ~$30.  The only disappointment was asking for cucumber Maki rolls.  We wanted cucumber wrapped in rice wrapped in seaweed.  Small rolls, usually come 6 at a time. Palate cleanser.  What we got was flipped such that it was a LOT of rice around seaweed around cucumber and a huge amount of cucumber.  It was far too filling and not really on the menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l2SdXmX58_Lhq087vGvQMQ", "date": "2011-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S75WxQG35n2HtPpvW1o_vg", "text": "My husband and I love this place. We go at least once a week. We love sushi and we still haven't found another place that has a decent sushi for the same price.\nWe order always the same things, but we have tried a good part of the menu. Our favorites are  the eel special roll and the green monster roll. The also have some simpler rolls that are always half price. The teriyaki bowls are also good.\nService is always really friendly and the food comes really fast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0GfDlq1dzE4aNyUa-RQDLQ", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SfJXms1jvUcDyU9wDbhbkQ", "text": "i like how cori put it - \"cheap and decent.\" that's CU in a nutshell. beware that portions are large here. whenever i've ordered an appetizer and entree, i have to take some home. but i love the green monster roll and the spicy tuna and scallop roll. the yummy crispy is pretty good - their version of tuna tartare - but for some culinary reason i don't understand, they've added chopped tomatoes. don't ask me how tomatoes and fresh tuna with japanese spices go together. my friend liz v. loves their spicy tuna bowl, which i suspect is similar to the yummy crispy, but in bowl format. i go to CU for lunch when i'm in the mood for sushi and don't want to pay a lot. they have nice outdoor tables where you can people-watch. the sushi is respectable and won't break your bank.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lYmPbq4gZm7O_a30R5hFPg", "date": "2009-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Siu-87ssO-Rlh57IboZiAg", "text": "Excellent little sushi place in Downtown Berkeley - cheap for students, without too much of a dropoff in quality. Most of the rolls are 50% off these days - specials, and the bowls of Udon are really high quality, much better than what you find in the Asian food court off Durant. Definitely worth the trek to that side of campus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2Z0I9POv2N5p1_vOnCN9lw", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Siz_f-3-_EYezqbT9aLUXg", "text": "The sushi here isn't bad, but it's not fantastic either, hence the 3 stars. The half priced sushi is great! Well, for the price it was pretty good. The half prices apply to the more \"simpler\" rolls, like California roll, and spicy tuna. The prices for the more elaborate rolls were about the same prices you'd find at other sushi places. If you like spiciness, definitely try the Heart Attack! I also liked the Spicy Tuna Tempura Roll. \n\nThis place is an okay place for groups, but I wouldn't suggest going with more than 5-6 people. I believe we had a group of 10-11 and we had to sit outside, good thing it wasn't a chilly night! Definitely stop by here if you're in Berkeley and craving sushi. I must try other places in the area, but I would choose to go here again if I didn't have time to locate another place to try. \n\nThe service was friendly and nice. They were willing to rearrange their chairs and tables to accommodate our large group. And they even split the bill, so we didn't have to go through the hassle of figuring out how much each person owed. Which is nice, because it can be a pain to figure out, especially for such a big group. Saved us a lot of time!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5ZC9PacgPnrigTug7jMIgQ", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SlsKsVs7WWz7fyTH9A_Upg", "text": "After a terrible first experience I gave this place a second change, since it was right by my apartment. Boy did I regret it...The sushi is so sloppily put together it just falls apart and on top of it they got my order wrong. I guess when you order to go they really don't care what your meal tastes like since they include gianormous pieces of sushi that couldn't possibly fit into one person's mouth. I was severely disgusted and haven't eaten sushi since because of this place. If you like special rolls, don't eat here, no matter how tempting the pricing is. I honestly don't know why people eat here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "k7xwHvkPokFwB-LprCqRdg", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "StW192l9SnSnh4w3_cgPCg", "text": "Its been up and down for me at CU. The price isnt bad. But some days ive had great sushi, others days it has been terrible. I love the orgasm salad, but at least once or twice the fish used has just been awful. Like it was left over. But i always go back because its close to where i live and i love sushi. Overall a good experience. Friendly service, clean.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JJvzAoOFEZZ_Mw2RCxgonA", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t7uWiNPt2x35EfW8wIYClw", "text": "The plainer sushi here, both the nigiri ( raw fish on top of rice) and maki (what you usually think of when someone says sushi), always seems to be half off. This putts the maki (I got a California roll, a Salmon roll, and a Scallop roll) at $3.25 a roll. It's not the best sushi ever, but for the price, it's pretty good. I found the Salmon and Scallop rolls a bit bland compared to the California roll, even with a decent amount of wasabi and soy sauce added to them.\n\nThe entree dishes, which have either rice or noodles as their base, are about $10, I think, and are pretty good. I remember getting the salmon dish and finding it flavorful enough, and it also came with a generous amount of salad so I found it to be enough food.\n\nThe miso soup, which costs $1.50 if you get it on its own (it comes with the entrees automatically), is decent.\n\nService here is attentive and professional, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kdku0oS1WU6xU8K-c3hWzA", "date": "2009-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TAKjlmtET3c73uRKh6sCaw", "text": "Just to note: in the berkeley campus area, there arent that many options for good sushi. So yeah, it's not as good as lets say, GetA or Ichiro in Oakland but for the Berkeley student, this place isn't too bad. I actually like it better than Joshuya and definitely better than Tako.\n\nThe half priced rolls are really generous. Our table got the california roll, salmon roll, and salmon skin roll. The salmon roll was really generous with the salmon and the salmon skin roll was really big for what you pay (less than $4)\n\nWe also got:\n- the spicy tuna bowl which was HUGE. Someone could have ordered that alone and would have been full and still take some leftovers home. \n-yaki udon plate with chicken which was pretty good but a little bit too saucy for my taste. I would have liked it a little more pan fried since the sauce was just really overpowering. i still liked it but maybe if I shared it like an appetizer instead of eating as a main course.  \n\nOverall I was happy with the portions and the way the waiter showed a meal plan that ended up saving us a few dollars. \n\nI'll come back again. I mean, I'll CU there... heh heh ...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2010-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tbpDOrz3nqj4mW2QCXFVJA", "text": "Delicious, inexpensive, and conveniently located near my office building in downtown Berkeley. What more could I ask for?\n\nWorth the trip.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SIcy7NV7ZSUCrM3i9l3jLg", "date": "2008-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tBTY6is-eG4lYT2n-J-AyQ", "text": "Without CU Susi Berkeley just wouldn't be Berkeley.  Whenever I crave some good inexpensive sushi or just can't figure out what to eat I turn to CU and they never disappoint.  Their baby lobster roll is decadent and oh so rich and tasty, and all the half price 'normal' rolls are a great yummy deal.  I keep on coming back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WSBz0vdT5w96jq45z3QQ1w", "date": "2010-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tEA4A12ysRMwnuiVoWurcw", "text": "Although they have cheap sushi here (50% off), I got one of the special rolls. YUMMY! The free edamame dish they give is a plus, too. This place has nice outdoor seating and is very student friendly..for a group or for one.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JeZ8pmKMy41If-2EmFXANg", "date": "2009-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "te_wgJJWpnzpc8v8mMe6lA", "text": "Seriously the best sushi place in the East Bay. Great sushi at affordable prices. It's like that place where you can go to lunch alone and feel great because you didn't spend too much money.\n\nI took my college's Gay-Straight Alliance there and everyone had a great time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J91IF3NenTsEeSMBdHqDzg", "date": "2012-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tHXxleLPsiKz9U4Xkr9pwA", "text": "Tasty sushi at a very affordable price.  This was my first time out to CU Japanese Fusion (aka CU Sushi).  The wait staff was amicable and prompt.  The sushi was very good and was at great prices too.  Their prices are comparable to Tako Sushi up on telegraph, but I think I'd give CU more praise as their facilities seemed cleaner, less cramped and the food is a tad better as well.\n\nThe yellowtail with scallions is delicious.  I also had the salmon roll and scallop roll.  The spicy tuna is good.  The california roll is okay, but I recommend something other than that one if you want to step outside the box.  You've come for sushi, not pre-cooked fake crab and cucumber and avacado.  Jeez.\n\nIf I ever want cheap sushi I'll be coming here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "daK9H7XJOL2HaH4VWWyz5w", "date": "2007-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TKQJhIrIm8BpXdaMtGes9A", "text": "Price, price, price...  The quality is alright, given the low price.  It's the cheapest place for Sushi that I can think of.  The soy bean is so good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KI6duL2Lq9fcYEPK5a6h5w", "date": "2011-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TpF0XO-ZOZhT7vgk7PEe1A", "text": "I love eating here!! My favorite thing to order is the orgasm salad!  The salad comes with a FRESH spring mix and many delicious pieces of sashimi!  I have no idea what the dressing is, but it's very light and fresh.  At times, however, it does tread on the oily side.  And, I also LOVE their playlist...the music is soothing and not too loud.  \n\nThe only sad part about this place is that they do not make lion king roll, which is probably my favorite roll.  Other than that, 5 stars!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3g_vgaCNlvR5uKmUkSz8Rw", "date": "2009-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TQXgXF4mLvWBOS5wy1SciA", "text": "I've always loved CU Sushi when I was a student at Cal, so when my fellow alumni and I came back for a Berkeley food tour, we absolutely needed to come back.\n\nNow why the 3 stars? It's definitely not due to price or quality, because both are excellent (I can't get enough of their sashimi salad!); but due to their $7 minimum per person to dine there. I never had a problem with this when I was a student, and I'm relatively sure I've eaten there without hitting that minimum. This time, when my friends and I came here just to get a little snack of a few rolls and a sashimi salad, we were told about this rule. I wouldn't have a problem with this rule if the restaurant was busy, but there were only a few other tables seated with people. It could also be considered a good thing that we didn't hit the minimum because it speaks to how cheap the food costs. We decided to still get the food to-go because we do like their food, but it was still a bit of a downer for the day. The take home: the food is pretty good quality and definitely worth the price, but make sure you're going to be eating at least $7 worth of food each, which could be a whole lot of food since some rolls are less than $4.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YlnOzp45KWr1-VGN1WIJoA", "date": "2011-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TR9Ae_h-BOlJrm4h7KnQhQ", "text": "This place is definitely on the low end of sushi places in Berkeley.   I frequent it because it is relatively cheap and the closest to work.  \n\nThe food is okay.  Decent but never great.  The 50% off rolls aren't a bad deal, but their gyoza is very disappointing.  Also, the fish:rice ratio in their rolls is pretty low as well.\n\nThe service is unattentive and sporadically poor.  I usually order take-out here, and there have been many times where they have forgotten to include part of my order and still charged me for it.  Usually it is just the miso soup, but one time they forgot to give me a whole salmon skin roll!  You have to be attentive dining in as well, because they have also forgotten to bring appetizers (usually the miso soup) and put it on the bill anyway.\n\nThe final nail in the coffin for me was finding out that a friend of mine got some rather bad food poisoning from here.  After hearing that, I'll walk the extra few blocks to Sushi Ko on Shattuck.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "j2VscHukaM-mdbpgAzIotg", "date": "2007-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u0ZYObF5sMbeCOv_ROZDFA", "text": "I always come here because of their 50% off all rolls deal! I've actually never ordered anything else besides their rolls. \n\nIf you share with friends, it can fill you up! Each person has to order at least 2 rolls. And you guys can share everything.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U4mSifexW2cQe2AxntdF6g", "text": "Probably one of the best Japanese restaurants near the campus\n\nI only get sushi here so i can't really comment on other menus but their rolls are great and reasonably priced\n\nEach role ranges from $6 to $10 and I usually get two rolls which is enough to fill me up.\n\nThe restaurant is pretty small (can hold about 25 customers) so occasionally you might have to wait outside but the waiting is worth it.\n\nThey claim some of nigiri are 50% off but I think they are always 50% off so I wouldn't jump to get those nigiris", "stars": 4, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uk3UJfiOxRRadksEJpTrxw", "text": "My cousin brought this back to her place for dinner.....and it was so good!\n\nWe had the cream cheese shrimp tempura, potstickers, edamame ( I didn't get to try that), CA roll, veggie tempura and this spicy tuna roll.  OH SO GREAT!\n\nWe only got 2 chopsticks and food for like 8 people so that sucked.\n\nI went back in person this past weekend and had the Chicken Udon....I personally didn't like the seaweed so i plucked that out (funny I love eating sushi but no likey the seaweed in my soup) and added some ginger.  BOMB!\n\nI also had a Killer Shrimp roll (shrimp inside and outside) SOO GOOD. Mmm i wish I could have some right now!\n\nI'm a fan!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l_uxBz72WDWWtb2bgNPZ3Q", "date": "2009-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UODsI4WIJQHnzZIL9puIcA", "text": "So I was just there earlier, and the food wasn't very good this time. The first time I went there with my sister the food was SUPER Good. This time the food tasted bland and yucky. I order my usual Miso Soup and for some odd reason it was SUPER salty. *Yuck*. I also ordered the fresh half shell oysters and it made me throw up. So as of now I'm a little iffy about returning. Maybe because it was 8pm, but that isn't an excuse to make me nasty food. They don't close until 10:30!! Maybe that is why they had so many rolls for 50% off, because their food sort of sucks, so that's their way to pull in the customers again. Sadly, they don't understand that, it they want to keep the customers, they need to make good food. \n\nI would say, go at your own risk. I feel like sh*** right now.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jkEZi5RtYcCWr5SImPx_WA", "date": "2009-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uq2G_3EhMhGSUIJ36wqNrg", "text": "Like others have said it is not the best sushi but it is pretty good and a lot cheaper than most places.  They don't mind our kids and they are super friendly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PJ0XaEpmBtQ6Yl9dupUQVg", "date": "2008-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v0IqJQNoFsJAZN5EBE_ocw", "text": "Best place for legit sushi on a budget. Love their specials and green tea tempura fried ice cream", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0HSKM7JrakDWGV6ErjdXKA", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VERe2ejcyco8k6J4kGwdYg", "text": "Very respectable Sushi at great prices. My Berkeley friends were saying that the prices here are perpetually listed as \"50% off\" which is funny. Would recommend this as a good local go-to sushi spot that knows how to do the sushi roll!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WNbrB4Ze2oaHcCbbFrTUvQ", "date": "2008-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VGqjWhhqm7R6W9HoSmOqrA", "text": "CU Sushi is a great place to eat if you want quick service and fresh sushi! The employees there are so friendly and I love the outside area they have! I highly suggest this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4p5dCfS9_7bNYovQZY_qMA", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VkEK_ZdfFHX7BPL0qg348w", "text": "Walked by on a visit to Berkeley.  Sat outdoors and had a very enjoyable meal.  It is an informal and cheerful place.  The food was pretty good and the price very reasonable.  A pleasant all-around experience between BART and campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kV3h6OdnL_PygOWGIBabrw", "date": "2011-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w3j7W9BYM2-X5A_Lk5FHOw", "text": "First of all, I don't consider myself to be very food critical; if it tastes half decent, I usually won't complain. Ok, onto my story...\n\nI was in Berkeley to pick something up and my girlfriend was hungry so we yelped the local sushi joints. C U Sushi was just around the corner so to save a drive, we walked right over and were seated immediately. Water took forever to get, isn't that the first thing that should be given to the customer? Ok, the water wasn't a huge deal, but after we finished looking at our menus, we had to wait a while before the waiter came back, even though the place was half empty. \n\nThe food:\nThe tuna tasted funny, had sort of a metallic taste to it. The yellowtail was acceptable, but not the freshest tasting. The caviar was nasty, it was very sweet which tasted odd because i've never experienced that before at any sushi restaurant. The sushi rice on the nigiri didn't even stick together well, it fell apart when I touched it. Spider roll was okay, definitely tasted utterly average. the only noteworthy thing about this roll was that they gave huge pieces of soft-shell crab.\n\nOverall, the prices were very reasonable, but you are basically getting what you pay for, cheap prices, cheap food. I have had better sushi at Safeway. Not a place that I would find myself eating at again any time soon.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TBy3PJZyOtBPVIbLcZCSyQ", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wdv5S-zUzd0HQTNH0M7QBQ", "text": "Good enough.\n\nPre-cut sushi, but the prices are very reasonable, service was fantastic, and I've never seen a place put out food so fast. Good location near the campus.\n\nWe tried a platter of nigiri - including crazy generous ikura nigiri and very well priced uni.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "U6OABI5xpj8CbWDeTcxViw", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WiDpXFo3mBC9QkxttK2SYQ", "text": "If they only had Tofu Steak I'd eat here just for that! Nice, super clean environment, excellent customer service, fast, and all around great food! Only minus (and this is super picky, maybe), they don't use real crab. Otherwise, I love it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OMtH4HB2HBPU3R_rwzninw", "date": "2011-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WnET00jUtlDr8s5w5_wgvg", "text": "This place is great and affordable.  I went with a party of 8, and while they don't take reservations, they were ready to accommodate our large group and were very friendly.  After taking our order, the food came out promptly.  We ordered a number of sushi rolls and udon.  While the portions were fairly small for the rolls, they were filling.  I would recommend the salmon rolls.  Per person was ~$10, a great price for a nice, sitdown meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gO4QHMYH6k3bNIvfntWrIw", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wYjeFYPpcsxOKaV57Y84Zw", "text": "Good, relatively inexpensive sushi. The quality might not be the best in town, but the flaw is more than compensated by prices (also quality is still pretty good).\n\n I would go back, especially if I can make it a little earlier than closing time. My main issue with this place in fact was that they were starting cleaning the place before closing and everything smelled like bleach, which made a bit more difficult enjoying the fish.....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R-zH-BH_4Az7pPtlE31Z8Q", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X70mkseyqHcVKzPJi8_Cgg", "text": "If you're in the neighborhood and in the mood for sushi, and you don't want to drop more than $10 or so, you can do pretty well at this spot.\n\nThe sushi is decent, and the half-price sushi is a good bargain.\n\nService was ok -- not amazing, but definitely not bad. Depending on where you sit and how busy the place is, you may be waiting a while for your tea/bill/whatever.\n\nThe ambiance is a bit institutional, but for the price, this place is good for a quick bite. Definitely recommended for takeout; definitely NOT recommended for a relaxing dinner or date. Too small for a group.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8x_WagfL37U_GaDXVK7j0g", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xaWR-qIRAiXubv_GhbD_bA", "text": "This is the first Sushi place I've tried in Berkeley. I really liked it. I took advantage of their specials and got a roll and with three nigiri on the side. It's a great idea for a special, if you like nigiri. The fish was fresh, and my total bill was $16, which isn't bad for sushi. It is pretty small and crowded, but if you can find a seat, I highly recommend it. Bonus points for location, a great people watching area right next to the college.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mHux3-aYxpv2FNVUhMK5YQ", "date": "2011-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XJnNSAVT6gx8cn-tPiilTQ", "text": "Grabbed some dinner here tonight.  I'm not sure why they've called themselves a fusion restaurant.  The stuff on the menu is pretty straightforward Japanese food (Sushi, sashimi, speciality rolls, udon, rice plates, etc.).\n\nWe ordered an assortment of nigiri, rolls and a cold tofu appetizer.  Big thumbs up on the Unagi (warm, not too sweet and tender) and the Albacore (melt in your mouth).  Everything was delicious.  The rolls could have been packed a little more tightly. They fell apart too easily during the transfer from serving platter to soy/wasabi to mouth.\n\nThe space is small and cute.  There are tables inside to seat about ~50.  Tthey have 4 tables set up outside so you can take advantage of the delightful East Bay weather.  It's a nice and clean Japanese joint that rests comfortably in between expensive Kirala and questionably-cheap Party Sushi.  This place just opened in the past few weeks, so I think it'll get even better once it finds its groove.\n\nThe biggest surprise was the warm cloth provided to clean your hands with pre-meal.  The server brings a shallow dish with what looks like two medium-sized marshmallows on it.  I thought to myself, \"Wow, what a nice little amuse bouche!\"  Then, hot water is poured over them and VOILA! They expanded all sproingy-spring-crazy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aJ4j-PWRUtbpu0uXALersg", "date": "2006-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XOhFR91W8Vspvj8v_ldzYA", "text": "The high rating is only because this is one of the better sushi restaurants in the immediate campus area. The fish is fresh, the portions are fair and the prices are reasonable. Trust me, as a sashimi lover this place is a million times better than Tako Sushi on Telegraph and has better prices and portions than Joshu-ya. \n\nI'm not particularly fond of actual sushi rolls (y'know the ones with sauces and fancy names) so I can only vouch for the sashimi. I would also recommend their tempura udon and their chicken teriyaki - both are great!\n\nSeriously, come here for the sashimi. It's better quality than Tako or Manpuku.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CF1flWDN-ir-ZhkF9IkoDQ", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xsUrBxYDZFKoj_bonWf0dg", "text": "This is without a doubt the BEST sushi place in the East Bay. The ingredients are always FRESH. \n\nI highly recommend the baby lobster roll. YUMMY!!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CiBQktSz5SX9h3UQP6h1wQ", "date": "2012-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xupR4_54Iqgvqtj7ZrKwYA", "text": "Like many of the Japanese restaurants around here, this place is owned by Korean people. That's not to say the food is bad - it's good, and it's affordable, especially with the budget of a college student. Their crunchy rolls are nice, and the portions are pretty good too. But if you're looking for 'authentic' (and i mean AUTHENTIC) Japanese food, this isn't the place. Let's say it's a good Korean/American interpretation of Japanese cuisine. Though that said, they've recently opened another place in Walnut Creek - so that must mean people like it! :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XyQL6IiHyMmjtyp_oF0RHw", "text": "This place was okay. It wasn't out of the park or behind the dumpster throwing bad. It was literally average. I met up with one of my fellow sushi fanatic to try C U Sushi on Center. We both got the I think red special combo that came with 3 pieces of sashimi, miso, and a choice of sushi roll. I got the eel special roll and she got the rainbow roll and we shared half/half. It was just decent I really have nothing much to review :/ There was free edamame though! I can't comment on the freshness of the ingredients because it really did not tip one end to the other. I would say if you craved sushi, was close by, and have never tried this place to give it a go. Or else..skip.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zDga0uLn_GBGnf2VJCC9Sw", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xyy6rRMJqSCEw5a0ZcIPsw", "text": "I frequent CU Sushi a lot. I have regularly had good service and the food has always been good. \n\nI enjoy getting the Orange Specials (a tempura roll, choice of CA roll or Salmon roll, miso soup, and a little bit of tempura), it is very filling. \n\nI also like their Nabeyaki Udon on cold days, truly hits the spot. \n\nThis restaurant can get busy, which is when I think service lacks. When it doesn't have a waitlist, the service is very good. \n\nMy only complaint is that it is slightly expensive. I know of cheaper sushi places that are just as good, if not better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-SSHQdbyz6HefklakzypKQ", "date": "2012-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y5drCTxQjP0XDEGCQk9T7w", "text": "Visitng from L.A., my friends took me to this place. Their dragon roll was delicious. Cucumber and CA rolls average, tempura above average. Not a bad place. What shocked me was their \"orgasm salad\". What people will do for shock value these days. BTW, I asked one of their servers, if this place is Korean-owned, answer is yes. Does this mean anything? Not really, as long as you enjoy their food. There's actually a lot of such restaurants around.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9LX0aIyVbmhfEjqJEbt4ZA", "date": "2011-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YQLcCme6TFigKjbB_Mf_pw", "text": "my rolls fell apart...which was kinda disheartening.  the beer was cool though (begins with a 'K').  staff is fairly nice.\n\nthe crunch scallop rolls are kinda bland...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8R7OL8nrdV6xzECgdCGS7g", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YR01JSXBac_uO8Y-E3EwiQ", "text": "The sushi was so cheap! My coworkers and I went over for lunch and ordered 6 rolls and the bill came out to be 7 bucks each! The sushi wasn't the best I've ever had, but definitely filled me up to satisfaction for lunch. They also have outside seating, which is a big plus in the nice Berkeley weather.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rOcNCtnpnzUJgDAHz7SgQw", "date": "2009-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YtoOYkpMZqhA3hh95S0K9w", "text": "Like most people these days... \"I heart SUSHI\". But by no means am I an expert, I am just a HUGE fan and wish I could experience (& afford) more its deliciousness.  \n\nCU Sushi is the place I go to when I want to stuff my face and not worry TOO much about price. Although I warn you, it IS pricey.. but not as pricey as other sushi places. If you want chheeaaappp sushi in Berkeley.. .look up 'Party Sushi' but I warn of the freshness of that place. Anyways, I like CU Sushi because the environment is relatively lax, service is decent, and the sushi is tasty! I am a big fan of unagi-anything and I think the unagi here is great. It's very rich and is very sweet. \n\nIf you are new to sushi this is a good place because of the 1/2 price specials on simple sushi rolls. This way you can try different/new types of fish meats without burning a hole in your wallet. Experiment!! \n\nall the standard rolls (dragon, catepillar, ,etc etc) are delicious too. By no means are they the best but it definitely satisfies my sushi cravings (which are many and frequent). SOme of their rolls are difficult to eat because they are sliced so thinly that they fall apart for people who haven't used chopsticks all their lives.\n\nI find CU Sushi to be \"cute\" and a standard for any sushi loving student. good for up to a medium sized bunch of friends (5-6 people) because this place is small, and therefore might be hard to find a table large enough within a reasonable waiting time. \n\nand please.. don't go for the california roll. i know it's a standard and tasty but there is so much more out there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g156gmJlEIrOR3oozGt0Bg", "date": "2008-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YwGXU6BT8VsLdrGm2wzZdg", "text": "The sushi rolls are fresh. Uncomplicated and delicious. What more can a girl ask for!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5WbTxJiB4y5kVkWTRKQ0RA", "date": "2011-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z4i86sIRUjeetl0jBP7nMA", "text": "Pretty good and not too pricy. Close walk from campus and BART so it's very convient to get to. \n\nI ordered the lion king roll and although it looked like a small portion, it is pretty filling given that I wasn't as hungry. It was pretty delicious. \n\nThe place itself is pretty small so I can't imagine a large group of people coming here.\n\nWould love to come back and try their other rolls :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uCMKLDxyebdV-ncNYLs8mQ", "date": "2011-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z62vq-Ncp2BJrEWD5xSMFA", "text": "My favorite sushi joint in Berkeley.  The food is amazing, the prices are reasonable, and the waiters are very friendly. You should definitely try their sashimi salads -- the best I've had. Even better topped with udon noodles. Their teriyaki chicken is awesome too. For dessert, I definitely recommend their yummy green tea tempura ice cream.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NnL6HUNY9ckb9mSbTGkjOg", "date": "2008-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zm6yDKjg2mXke1u6_YU95Q", "text": "Went here a few weeks ago and ended up hitting the sauce a little too hard that night that I forgot to write a review. Good thing the restaurant gave us coupons for $2 off our next visit bc when I found them in my wallet I remembered that not only did I like this place it was cheap!!!\n\nSo three of us ladies ate here and my ladies like to eat so we ordered:\n\nRed Special with a Hot Night Roll and it comes with 3 pieces of sushi (Tuna, Salmon, Albacore) and miso soup.\n\nTuna Maki\nAlbacore Nigiri\nSalmon Nigiri\n2 more miso soups\none more speciality roll that I can not remember the name, but it had eel sauce and crunchies\n2 large Sapporo\n1 large Sake\n\nSplit three ways we paid about $15 a piece, super duper cheap! The sushi was yummy and I left full and tispy. I will def. return.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GPq34B_u8phlLQb8qd710Q", "date": "2009-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zZVXaIUfcV2dvCCQm1h47w", "text": "I go here a lot. Good sushi for pretty rootin' tootin' good prices. \nOn west side of campus, its the sushi spot for sure. \nOutdoor seating on the sidewalk always makes for a great lunch or dinner too. \nWhenever friends come into town, I take them to CU!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3aU32mIYzBLHd6zkgIuhpw", "date": "2008-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0VQofqaF4NHXND_2L4Mn-A", "text": "Meh. That is my response to this place. It gets the job done and is ok. Their half of thing is kinda stupid cause 6 pieces of sushi, ex: california roll is generally about 3ish dollars. They say it is supposed to be $6 and they give u half off...stupid. Service is good...just kinda like whatever with this place", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2010-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aXqXyzMrbmdJ3vcp7PUerw", "text": "Got the \"Orgasm Salad (or whatever it's called)\" and it definitely did not live up to its name.  The lettuce leaves were soggy and the seared tuna was not fresh and tasted as if it was microwaved (I ended up picking at one piece and leaving the rest).  The only good parts of the salad was the marinated seaweed on top and the dressing.  I did try one of my friend's spicy tuna rolls and it tasted much better than my tuna so maybe their rolls are better.\n\nThe service was also inattentive and not friendly.  I had to ask the waiter to come and bring us water.  Bottom line, I'm pretty disinclined to come back and give it another try especially with so many other sushi options in the area that I know are solid.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aMMVV4Y3foWozoo4k1z7xQ", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DefXyCPIrupsgR1RBHIO0Q", "text": "I probably would've rated higher if yesterday's service wasn't so bad. And it really is too bad because their sushi was good for the price. Although I will be kind of a bitch and call them out on their \"50% off\" menu. Two pieces of salmon nigiri does not cost 5.95. You just don't see that anywhere else. So I guess taking 50% off 5.95 would make the two pieces of nigiri  3 bucks. Meh. Sounds like regular pricing to me. \n\nBut anyway, my friends and I went to this place for sushi. The four of us all took our orders, in which the three of us received our rolls promptly. My other friend ordered a salad. She got excited for a sec when she saw the waiter walking out of the kitchen with a salad that looked very similar to her's, but was saddened when the salad went to the people sitting outside, who actually arrived later than we had. So we're like okay, maybe it'll just take a few more minutes. Ten minutes pass, she asks if her order is coming out, she's told that it's on its way. She asks a second time some time later, and again, she's told that it'll be out in a minute. \nI had a salmon roll, which was okay, and a few other nigiri rolls. 40 minutes go by, I'm actually kinda full at this point, and some of us are actually asking for a box to go. I looked at my friend's plate and realize she still has not gotten her food yet! Now I am usually very understanding when it comes to small discrepancies in service because I also used to be a server, but this is totally unacceptable. Food takes a little long to come out, sure...but COME ON, we're all done with our food here and her food still hasn't come out! I didn't think she wanted to let our server know that she wanted to cancel her order so I got up and told him. He tells me the salad is literally almost done, but come on, everyone's ready to go, she's not going to sit there and eat her salad by herself. \n\nPoor girl, she had to sit through an entire 40 minutes watching us eat, and then having to run to 7-11 for a hot dog afterward because she was starving so much! That's fucked up, man!\n\nI don't know what happened, it's a salad. How do you screw that up?\nWe were given three $2 vouchers, but it's not likely we'll be returning...*sigh", "stars": 2, "user_id": "71-mlkXjXi_U8C1z5LbDiQ", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Gfzj2CTTzspZIcQX0c-MEA", "text": "We went to C U Sushi for lunch and it was really great.  \n\nThe edamame was served piping hot and really yummy.\n\nMy favorite was the Stacy Roll which had some spicy tuna on top with some Korean gochujang (spicy pepper paste).  The Green Monster was really good too with a shrimp tempura and avocados.  Someone in our group ordered the California Tempura Roll and it was my least favorite.  It was a deep fried California roll and it was just okay.  Plain California rolls were perfectly good...  no need to deep fry it!\n\nThe tempura udon only had 2 pieces of tempura in it - shrimp and kabocha squash.   It was on top of the udon so if you don't want these to get soggy, ask for the tempura on the side.\n\nService was good.  They were busy but handled the customers well.\n\nDefinitely will come back here when I'm in the area!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "biDXUgnUXN_yJmjAAe8hIw", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OHqrj9Cf2hj3wc8VxBtyIA", "text": "delicious sushi and its 50% off (but im not sure for how long). try the vegetable tempura. \n\nthe chopsticks say, \"CU soon\" which i think is absolutely endearing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XAx1DqzcBbeev0ihFkBwFg", "text": "Excellent Sesame salad dressing. The rolls had kind of a laid back attitude about them -- the nori was kind of all over the place and they were loosely put together. That's okay though; it made me feel like it was okay that i'd been wearing the same shirt for two days.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uJvFAYfwA4Po3Oq4RQ0OYQ", "date": "2009-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yJAagGXePau-kc06OdHFGw", "text": "simple. fast. cheap. no, not previous men in my life - CU Sushi. Sometimes, all I want is a cucumber and avocado hand-roll or some inari, then I wanna leave and not feel bloated. I did just that for dinner tonight. Great rice, not too sweet. I loved my cucumber salad. The edamame was way over-cooked and mushy, but I LOVE the water-activated expanding towelette, very cool.\nThe tables were nice and clean and the bathroom was well-maintained. Great place for a quick meal and great service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QbZuTYL-lXVMK51OudvtbQ", "date": "2008-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Zk2MEVHAg-KT2m07A-Y-7w", "text": "The Short:\nMy typical stop during my hectic days at UC Berkeley. Conveniently located near the Center St. Starbucks and the Bioscience-end of campus, C U Sushi offers quick eats that can be affordable (50% nigiri/maki menu). My only gripe would be the loud pop/electronic music they play; it makes eating for long periods of time a little bit unpleasant.\n \nRecommendations:\n- Vegetable Tempura Udon (ask for tempura on the side)\n- Unagi-avocado Roll (6 pieces, $3.75)\n- Yellowtail-scallion Roll (6 pieces, $3.75)\n\nPros:\n+ 50% Nigiri/Maki menu\n+ Friendly service that checks how you are doing frequently.\n+ Entrees have a well-done fusion flavor.\n\nCons:\n- Unpleasant soundtracks at an obnoxious level. (The worst was the trance-mix of Christmas classics during my most recent visit)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EBGLFxRqMS3Efz0srg9kHQ", "date": "2010-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6G8ckHjk_VNlo-oHWrIfug", "text": "CU Sushi to me is like Howard Marshall is to Anna Nicole.  May not look like a whole lot on the outside but treats you to a damn fine time. Keeping in mind that it bills itself as a fusion restaurant, their food is good (esp spicy tuna rolls and tempura ice cream), and when you factor in how cheap their 50% rolls are, its practically like they're giving you inheritance/sex money.  \n\n If you call in your orders (like my house was doing on a bi-weekly basis), you can pick up in under 15 minutes. \n\nEspecially in a college town where students like their things cheap and easy, its basically the ideal restaurant.  And for those of you who enjoy a little class with your classes, the eat-in atmosphere is cute and cozy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ehvBc_DYWljT4ZBSH4tyzg", "date": "2007-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "19-moFBeuIuaVduFbdoerQ", "text": "I love sushi, but not when its grainy and falls apart in my mouth... gross. I guess there's a reason for them offering rolls half off. I tried this place about a month ago, then today for brunch. I figured they were having a bad day, every business has those ever now and again. This time I did not order a single item from the discount menu and the same result. \n\nI am use to freshness and quality, the location I usually patron is nothing but sensational. My favorite sushi spot has constant business, but so does this place or at least it seems. Maybe they do not buy fresh, I'm not sure but I do know I will not be returning.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "8XXjeR7n1uWRyRWHah-68g", "date": "2009-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ICFfTWQfz33lO8NazXA9w", "text": "I have eaten a lot of sushi...just not from a lot of different places.\nFrom the handful of sushi places I've eaten this place is the best by far. To me it tastes extremely fresh and well put together. It's also really cheap!\nI've had to pay three times more for sushi that wasn't half as good. \n\nI'm not proclaiming this place to be the best sushi in the world or anything, but to me it's really good.  \nIt's close by. It's tasty. The service is always spot on. \nGood stuff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zUQvljzoVMTN5BG0UQUC_g", "date": "2009-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2cLwVwYgGI20qF1yO6-QYQ", "text": "Cheap sushi and rolls and surprisingly, delicious.  I tried one of their unagi rolls and thought it was great. I am a fan of unagi rolls, but most places mess it up with too much sauce, but this place did it right.  Tuna and california roll were also good.  I wouldn't try the chicken bowl or beef bowl, too much teriyaki sauce.  Service was little slow, but overall they were very accommodating and friendly.\n\nRecommended.\n\nBon Appetit", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y5dSe2KyvO4CNll6IoXqtQ", "date": "2007-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2rE9tJSgVftBVz69fFLXGg", "text": "Probably a 3.5 now since they don't offer as many roll discounts as they did before, but every time I come here, I leave satisfied. So my 4 stars still stand. Would still recommend this place to others, just not as enthusiastically as I might once have. \n\nI just came here a few hours ago. Ordered the salmon tempura roll (I recommend!) and the tempura udon, with the tempura on the side. They failed with the tempura on the side today, but the waiter remembered just as he put the udon down. He looked terribly apologetic and offered to fix it immediately, but it really wasn't that big of deal and he was super nice about it. \n\nCU Sushi has my favorite texture of udon noodles--super chewy yumminess of just the right thickness. My mom says the broth is pretty bland, but if its just about their noodles, this place has gotten it down. \n\nLove the tea, as always. \nDinner comes with edamame!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3mXXHfuKF81vaOxFzSFL2w", "text": "I usually rate restaurants based off of their food, service generally doesn't play a major role in my ratings.  However, my last visit at CU Sushi ended up in pure frustration.  My biggest complaint is this new $10 minimum for credit and debit cards (which is posted towards the back of the store near the kitchen so if you eat outside you don't even see it).  I understand what they are trying to do and why, but a $10 minimum at lunch time with half off rolls and lunch rates forces you to buy more food or drink then you need or want.  My bill came to $9.73, I was 27 cents away from hitting the $10 mark and the server actually had the nerve to tell me that next time I have to spend at least $10!  If you restaurant can't afford the fees for credit and debit use, then become cash only or just raise all you prices, don't single out those who use credit or debit.  I personally think this is greed and has nothing to do with the owner being able to afford the fees, with Cal, Shattuck ave and Berkeley Community College next door the restaurant it is always busy.  Finally, tell you servers that they should wash their hands after they clean tables and pick up dirty plates, before they deliver the food to new patrons or hire a busser!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YGoFHhlSR06ogjhKaDx-_A", "date": "2012-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5wSHi-H4ONhIPtSfY3uhaw", "text": "The servers are complete space cadets but the food is pretty good. The Chicken Udon was filling and the broth was good although I was hoping for more vegetables.  The unagi nigiri was fresh and the monkey balls were apparently delicious. Not a bad place to grab a quick and casual lunch or dinner by campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0GHsxjCk-Ynzx4Ihj8tjPQ", "date": "2012-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "61FixDzL4tctTfQG-SMrzg", "text": "Cheap sushi located near the UC Berkeley campus. Can be busy during the lunch hour, it is a smaller place. My standard is the California Roll, which is just ok here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2011-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9xJtsq8pfVDeoUXZoYnIuw", "text": "This sushi restaurant is very close to campus. Prices are decent for college students. They have a 50% off menu on nigiri, basic maki, and sashimi. Three different sushi specials with miso soup, a fancy roll of your choice, and nigiri for about $11. \n\nThe quality is pretty consistent. Raw fishes are pretty fresh, I don't have a bad stomach ache after like I would at Tako. Sizes are ok. I usually order sake, tai, hamachi, and shiro maguro. Sometimes I'll order uni and amaebi. Sake nigiri are at good value. Don't ever get green salmon nigiri though. It's just a slice of avocado slapped onto the salmon and you pay like 50 cents extra for that. Uni and amaebi are kind of small in my opinion. Amaebi orders do come with fried lobster heads, so it's not a bad deal I guess. I'm just not a fan of chewing that. Their sushi rice is ok at times, when the whole piece stays together and not fall apart when I dip it into my soy sauce. Sometimes the rice is too vinegary and took the spotlight of the fish topping. Star off for that\n\nI've tried their nabeyaki udon and their tempura udon. I don't really get why I'm paying an extra dollar for a hot stone bowl. I swear I get like the same ingredients in my udon soup! Curry udon with chicken is pretty good too, if you like non soupy noodles. \n\nService is ok. Sometimes they get so busy that I feel like I'm being ignored. Or I'm being rushed. Like many other restaurants in Berkeley, they do have a minimum on credit cards, $8 minimum.\n\n3 stars for average. If I can do half stars, C U is more like 3.5, better than average. Good deals. Close to campus. I come often mainly for convenience and cravings. College budget, can't pay for fancy stuff.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aJQdwWlElheHu8Ahhsywxw", "text": "I don't really know why I'm even giving them two stars. \nThe food was eh -- my roll was drenched in sauce (as are most of the rolls, it seems) and it just tasted fake.  The nigiri I got (yellow tail / hamachi) was very rubbery and fishy tasting, I couldn't even eat both pieces.  And the service was awful.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3tn7TX3akodPSpCnx7LG4g", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ggFfdS0hDwGfTSIrTYQ_5Q", "text": "My boyfriend and I came here for the half off sushi deals, but it was pretty basic, so we ended up going with their $11 plate specials--miso, a gourmet-ish roll, and sashimi. \n\nThe sushi was really good, but the service was pretty terrible. We had to get up to ask for more water and the bill. Our water didn't come until the food did, and it didn't seem especially busy. We didn't come with huge expectations, so it really wasn't a big deal, but this place is VERY casual, so don't bring huge expectations, and you'll love it!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fP86TbkoAV_4MURFU2LK3Q", "date": "2010-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HmoQOI_K-uOvRuuJJSBthA", "text": "I dropped a Hamilton for a spicy tuna salad bowl thing.\n\nI CU and your game, Japanese Fusion restaurant.  You try to use your \"half-off\" wordplay to suggest that your sushi is a really good deal when, as a point of fact, it really just costs what it should.  Well, you've never crossed vowels with me before, and I'm quite PUNishing when it comes to linguistic challenges, so please lay down your \"half-off\" declarations.\n\nAnyway, my lunch was fine, if a little bit over-priced.  I like to come here when I come to campus from Center St. by foot on a weekend, or occasionally just to change up my \"meh\" sushi routine.  However, other than that, it's just as forgettable as any other sushi place in Berkeley whose name I can't currently recall.\n\nYou can walk-in and order things to go.  It takes about ten minutes.  That's a little bit cool for a minute.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lry3kGKZ7DurUeFzGmseoQ", "text": "Good selection of inexpensive, decent sushi. They have 50% off nigiri and another menu selection of small-ish, simple rolls (6 pieces) for $3-$4 which is good if you wanna get full quickly for cheap. The last time I was there, we got the crab, salmon, spicy tuna, scallop and yellowtail rolls. We also got 2 maki rolls - the philadelphia and ultimate salmon and together everything was $46.. not bad at all! The ultimate salmon is probably my new favorite roll - baked salmon on the inside, fresh salmon on the outside. It was huge and delicious!\n\nService is spotty, but I think it's because they don't have enough servers during rush hour. I had one bad experience in which we had a party of 4, which is difficult because most of their tables are for 2. Instead of seating the party of 2 that came after us at a table against the wall, they were seated adjacent to another table for 2 that was about to leave. We asked the server if they could be seated at a corner table for 2 so that we could push the other tables together to seat 4, but he refused, which was annoying. Luckily, the party of 2 voluntarily relocated themselves to the corner table so we could push the other tables together and be seated FINALLY (after +30 min wait). It was sad that their guests had more sense than their servers though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jTGyJxTZlYqwxAXztfWwgw", "date": "2011-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OGHZJbZzf_r12iqelftyMQ", "text": "This place is A-Ok for sure.\n\nAnother great cheap sushi option, plus it's on a really cute street and you can sit outside on a nice day. If you are in a hurry, they seem to turn over tables really fast. \n\nMy favorite role is the spicy salmon special role, it's like 8 bucks and filled with salmon and avocado on the inside and out, and has about eight pieces. Another good deal and you only need one to fill you up. Their hot sake isn't as cheap as Itchiban though...so if I feel like having a drink, I head over there ($3for a large sake vs. $6 for a large at CU).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F-pffTVNu7LbldnoIYL77w", "date": "2012-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "opeeyJoVq46HH-jOI0ST5g", "text": "This is not a great place to go if you are a sushi purist.  But if you like to try new things, CU Sushi has a very good and interesting assortment of rolls to try.  The service there is excellent, and the sushi is delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PePuVR_oujzui2dPhu4zAw", "text": "this is my favorite sushi place near campus.  i've tried tako and joshuya and the place in asian ghetto, and  CU is better in both price, atmosphere and most importantly, quality!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "llHDggy9T_Ii3W3P3hZA6w", "date": "2008-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W91cgKTq1CL2-FNg1o9EAQ", "text": "My first bad review.\n\nI pop into this place for lunch, mostly.  And, I went in recently for a takeout order of udon noodles just before the lunch rush. \n\nIt was incredibly cold out (by Berkeley standards), so instead of waiting for my order outside, which I gather is their preference,  I took a seat in the corner and waited for my udon. I mean, I paid for my food AND tipped. I don't see why they couldn't just let me rest for a moment while I waited for my noodles. But, alas, they made me move. \n\nI was flabbergasted. \"These seats are for people dining in\" Wow! I just tipped you. \n\nI complained to the poor kid, who obviously didn't have the discretion to exercise  judgement, but it was such a classless move. I acquiesced without much protest, and they moved me near the bathroom to wait for my food. \n\nIn the kid's defense, he did apologize and the place DID fill up as I was leaving, but it was just a bad call. I feel the service there is too boorish in general. \n\nThey are not a 2-star establishment, but they deserve to have their aggregate rating impacted. After all, there were other seats in the place and my udon noodles do not take that long to prepare, so there was no real opportunity cost. \n\nBottom line: No one likes getting the bum's rush. \n\nI tipped you on a to-go order, don't rouse me from my seat. I don't need that.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dAYFH9kU7S2XNW4zjAT4-A", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xMbPXB8iEM2IGN2yXlyxVQ", "text": "I love more traditional rolls, and considering all the more traditional sushi is 1/2 off here, I'm in heaven!!!  The more inventive rolls are super as well, and the lunch combos give you the right amount of sushi for the right price!! I make it here at least three times a month.  The only down-side is the restaurant itself is surrounded by like 5 other restaurants (if not more) and I think it gets lost in the commotion.  I didn't know this place existed until my husband took me there, and it never seems too crowded.  Anyway, great food, great price, and something for everyone!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4y6O3mVCpr74XwhrwR7oJQ", "date": "2009-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8AspY4sm2_dYM6CzI6KkUQ", "text": "I love CU!\n\nI usually don't go for quantity over quality, but I've made an exception for CU since the quality is still pretty good. I've been here at least a dozen times.\n\nWhen I first tried sushi, I would only go for the special rolls. After converting to raw fish, it's hard for me to go back. That said, it's nice to have a sushi restaurant with a bunch of cheap and fresh regular rolls (they're usually half off). My usual order is the Orgasm Salad (becomes less awkward every subsequent time you order it) with a salmon roll on the side. I've tried some of their cooked rolls and I think I like the Lion King best out of them all. They seem to have pretty good deals on their specials, but I've never tried them.\n\nSome of my friends are pretty cheap, so it's always been hard for me to find a good place for us to go to for a low price. I brought a group of them here a few days ago and they all seemed to enjoy their food without complaining about the price.\n\nWhy not the five stars? The sushi is good, but not amazing. I also don't like how we have to specifically ask for tea with our water. The tables are pretty small, so sometimes they have to play Tetris with my plates, combine my dishes in front of me, or even ask if they can move me after I've been situated. Lastly, they tend to bring out one dish early on and wait a while to bring out your next plate (ex. the appetizers may come out halfway through your entree).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9Bn-3UlZCl1d5agYmwsoyg", "date": "2011-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yCJlz1Nbt4-367jYOGHHaw", "text": "For a place I've passed for the past two years on my way home from work with genuine curiosity because of the amount of people eating here, the sushi was just ok. Maybe I'm just spoiled by all the really good sushi places in the bay.. The rice was too crumbly and the Unagi roll that I ordered had cold unagi on top. Wouldn't return if I had the choice to. Feel kinda bad for giving them such a low rating because they've got friendly staff but I'm not gonna fake the funk.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DrDcxgabnswIJOA6xoE99Q", "date": "2010-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "_USp8Qwob6nwvFyyc0n-XQ", "text": "I have actually been to this place many times, since it's really close to BART, the bus stop mecca, and campus. And for being a frequent patron, i say it's okay.\n\nThe service is pretty good - they're nice and try to be quick with serving your food. The same people are usually there and i think they don't have the capacity to be rude, so expect good service.\n\nAs for the food itself, I'm not a giant fan of fusion. I like tasting authenticity, but with sushi I don't mind trying something new. Their menu has some out of the box rolls and some standards of a sushi restaurant. Most are usually drawn to the cheaper nigiris and such, but I like trying full on rolls. And here is the main compliant i have with this place...\n\nThe rolls are too big. \n\nNot like too long, but too big - too much girth. hehe...girth. anyway, I usually order the spider roll, and taste-wise it's fine, but when i pick up a piece its pretty huge. I believe they expect you to eat each piece in two bites, but the roll isn't rolled up tightly enough which results in just a big fat mess. Or, a deconstructed sushi (top chef anyone?), which I don't think was intended.\n\nIf you're very savvy with chopsticks, maybe you can cope. I'd give it 3.5 stars if i could, but yelp laws say i cannot.\n\n3 stars!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WXnibfV40ylxBXP75W6syQ", "date": "2009-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hGodJNdTUsMD7mYlXeciFg", "text": "Great place to drop by and try.  If you don't like the quality of the nigiri there's probably nothing we can do to change your mind...but to me I think that it's perfectly fine!  In fact, for the price I think it's great!  I uploaded a pic of the nigiri menu and everything else can be seen here -- http://cusushi.com/\n\nThe price isn't necessarily THAAAT cheap because they probably increase some of the prices before giving that amazing 50% off :)  My favorite nigiri there (in order) is the White Tuna, Seared Albacore, Tuna, and Salmon.  The seared tuna is so-so.  \n\nSome other items to try are the yakitori udon (dry) and the baby-lobster roll (I don't know what meat it really is...but it's a bad dish.  Make sure to share it with some others tho because it's pretty rich.  The normal udon (in soup) isn't good though because it's too sweet.\n\nI wouldn't mind stopping by once in a while :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l9BVZqg2hp1oyFgXpRtWlw", "date": "2008-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iIkpC_-751gFkEVlm3_3Yg", "text": "I eat her a lot (and am a generous tipper), but the other day I just wanted a snack (tofu steak and rice) and I got a stern lecture from the waitress that \"she would let it go this time\" but I needed to spend more money to eat there in the future.  The place was almost empty as it was about 4 pm so I don't know what the big deal was.  It also seems like there is a big turn around in serving staff, so no one knows you when you walk in.  I'll think again before going alone or bringing guests.  I felt very uncomfortable with the whole experience.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Ut4VxFdT-XOfDDxaWQX8fA", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n_Hi0vEbzJJ_KIQgKuxxoQ", "text": "Today was my last day in the Bay Area before going to college, so I went with my boyfriend to get some good Bay Area sushi. (Socal sushi has nothing on ours. Just saying.)\n\nWe walked in and were greeted by a pretty young-looking waitress. She directed us to our table and left a pencil and a sheet of paper with the 50%-off sushi. Being cheap college kids we checked it out, but it turns out only the \"plain\" rolls (California, Philly, etc.) were the ones eligible for the discount. Boo. We didn't know that we were supposed to write our orders on it, but the girl was nice about it, haha.\n\nI ended up ordering the Berkeley Roll: cream cheese, avocado, crab and fresh fish, all deep fried. He ordered the spicy salmon roll (fresh salmon, avocado and spicy salmon on top) and the salmon sashimi. He really likes his salmon, apparently.\n\nHis salmon sashimi came in and I tried it. It tasted pretty fresh, I liked it. This is coming from someone who doesn't really like sashimi. His spicy salmon roll came in after. Didn't try it but he seemed to like it.\n\nMy Berkeley Roll was amazing. There were only about five pieces but they were humongous--it was difficult to pick them up, and while eating it sometimes fell apart. It was pretty good though.\n\nI'm not sure why there are reviews complaining about the service, I had a pretty good experience here. Our waitress was really nice and the rest of the staff were good with keeping our drinks filled/taking our plates. They asked before they took them away, and when we were paying for our meal the chick asked if we wanted coupons. :)\n\n$30 for sashimi and two special rolls. Not bad. Coming back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kNxlninqmXRj7Hh0laNpjg", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_6_OrphtuRh-4NpVv7YNTw", "text": "Perfect for my sushi craving, affordable, good, and quick. We pick up sushi there all the time. The teriyaki bowls are good with large portions, the miso soup is excellent (for my taste, people have different preferences on how they like their miso). I usually always get a caterpillar roll or dragon roll and it's always delicious. The waitresses are nice, the atmosphere is nice, though they do play an odd variety of music, pop and then randomly country? \n\nThe restaurant is a little small though because it's usually pretty crowded, and they definitely need to get gift certificates. Overall, good sushi for a good price, definitely cheaper then Joshuya's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XqeRl71K92hBmp4FdBiBOg", "date": "2010-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7G98GCms2OJg1JXRJZBPnw", "text": "You're not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but I was bad.  I'd already judged CU by the time we were seated with our menus, menus screaming with obnoxious \"trendy!\" font in \"fun!\", \"bold!\", \"exciting!\" colors and sprinkled with some even trendier!! weirdo rolls.  The word \"Fusion\" also set off warning bells in my head.  Yuh-oh, I told myself, here we go again to another mediocre Americanized sushi place.\n\nSo I tried to salvage the situation by staying faaaar away from rolls and ordered the vegetable tempura udon.\n\nHooooooooooooooooooooooooo--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO--ly.  No doubt the reaction was in part from my judgy-judge low expectations, but that $7 bowl of udon was frikkin AMAZING.  The broth was light yet flavorful enough to counter the thick noodles, which were slightly translucent on the outermost layer and had a powerful, addictive chew unlike any other udon I've had.  Tempura batter was spot-on (and they accidentally gave me a shrimp, HEE I WIN!)  \n\nHalfway through the deceptively-shaped bowl, I declared myself full.  And then proceeded to inhale udon until there was nothing left.\n\nI do humbly apologize for being so judgy.  I'd go back in a heartbeat!  :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1nlvdyKsu_nKF4oAF3sFJQ", "date": "2008-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7LcUwZxfNsaznjJg7MfjMw", "text": "c u at CU!\n\nOk, that was lame. But this place surely isn't. This place is priced like any other sushi place we're used to, but in my opinion they put more thought and preparation into their dishes than others. I had the baked salmon roll with cream cheese wrapped in the sushi. I used to hate having cream cheese in rolls because they are just too overpowering in taste. At C U, the grilled roll softens the smaller than usual chunk of cream cheese a bit, so when you bite into it (or stuff your face like I do), the cream cheese spreads around and blends with the rest of the ingredients surprisingly well. The rich cream cheese is like the cherry on top; it completes the baked salmon roll in a way by adding an extra layer of flavor. \n\nI also tried the Curry udon with chicken. Man did it smell DELICIOUS. Udon was nicely done: cooked all the way through but chewy and not soggy. Curry smell made me drool like crazy. Their chicken was interesting: most teriyaki-type chicken meat tend to be really soft and \"tender\", almost to the point of making you wonder, \"So... did this chicken get no exercise?\" CU's chicken was tender, soft but not too soft. When you bit into it, you still feel the strips of muscle we're suppose to be eating. It tasted much more natural and organic. Not to mention there were a lot of it.\n\nThe environment is very lively, filled with tons of college students. Their servers are nice and work very quickly to get you what you need, without appearing like they're rushing you out of the place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M6v-WvUwQfBCfj474m0a_w", "text": "Baby lobster roll!!! California roll covered with baby lobster, mushrooms, onions, and a bunch of other stuff and baked... definitely my favorite thing from CU Sushi, but I guess I haven't tried too many things because I just order the baby lobster roll every time :) \n\nI think the prices have gone up slightly (I think the paper menu used to be 50% off but now only nigiri is discounted) but either way, it's still the best sushi place near campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cXxAPQKKZ6JsBJr2fa7F-Q", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NlsDWPQkmWhH-D-1TdyOfA", "text": "it's cheap for japanese. it's filling. it's near campus. \n\ni was pretty disappointed by the quality of the food after hearing so many good things about it. the rolls leave you desiring something more. and the fried calamari leaves your mouth with an old oil taste. \n\ni think their best dishes here are the salads, like the sashimi salad...good flavor and portion size. but it's a salad. i don't just go out to a restaurant because i'm craving a salad. that's just ridiculous.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LRqQiuBvA4TDyyCtbeGjDQ", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pLPb4vuCpDZPDZ14gTUFPg", "text": "50% off select rolls and nigiri. What's not to love about that? It's not really the best quality sashimi, but for 50% off, it'll do. I ordered spicy tuna roll, yellow tail, and salmon. The yellow tail was a little bit fishy, but it might be because we were there right before they were closing. (but still, that's no excuse). Their wasabi was not very spicy at all, I had to use a lot of it to get a slight taste of spice. I'm still giving a 3 star because their 50% off deal can't be beat, and their menu selection is huge. I'll have to come back and try their different rolls.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "q841aGW6y2D3OwSRB6w6nw", "date": "2010-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SQk8s9EVmkXo-4SIwiw-Aw", "text": "My math buddy and I always came here before buckling down and doing our problem sets. \n\nWe've only been here for the rolls, and why wouldn't we? It's cheap and delicious, and better than Tako or Joshuya's. We would usually had 3 rolls each (each roll about $3-4 each) that filled us up quite nicely. The salmon skin rolls are really good!\n\nMy only problem is that this place is tiny. To the point where it seems like I always elbow the person next to me who's at a different table. We've also had to wait for almost 30 minutes once, and there is absolutely no AT&T cell phone reception at all here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2011-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uxyh3harHu2ctwVCVeLUeA", "text": "Their Orgasm Salad is friggin' bomb!  The salmon doesn't smell fishy and that's how I know it's fresh.  Lay those pieces all over the veggies, seaweed, and sauce to make the best seafood salad I've ever had in Berkeley.  If healthy, filling, and delicious are qualities that you look for in a salad, then try this.  \n\nThe portion is likable to Intermezzo's Chef's Salad.  (Okay... maybe not, but it comes close!)\n\n\nEverything else here is decent.  But the only thing that wows me is the salad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bj1f2-_N-9T-9jHmlHMWFw", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wasiePwJwYAovHq5nfW1kA", "text": "CU sounds shady--half priced sushi...really?...really? But no, really, it is actually great!  The food comes out unbelievably fast, the service is on point and the food is quite good.  This place is a great spot to get sushi AND get full without breaking the bank.  Again, the orgasm salad SOUNDS shady...but it is actually one of my favorite dishes there.  Delicious, fast, friendly.  Who could want more?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xWWozjUBzKNeV4Q2CHcJFQ", "date": "2010-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Rkg3OqrWDm_xLzXucdGsFw", "text": "You know you need to judge a restaurant by only its food when you see their cash register screen flash \"SMILE!\" signals when it's on idle. The waiter/waitress here are rude. If I had to give them stars based on service, it would be less than one star! But I have to say the 50% off rolls are worth the agonizing wait. This is a typical college spot, so don't come here on a first date or try to impress someone with the Berkeley vibe. It ain't all that cool. \n\nTry the yellowtail roll (6 pcs) for $3.25 and the shiitake roll (6 pcs of mushroom). The spicy tuna roll (6 pcs) for $3.25 is also satisfying. I really can't complain when I can buy 4 rolls for $15, but it's simply just a quick mediocre sushi fix.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "v4dBtkYuBNM9Oo2DwAQXNg", "date": "2010-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5-oRkMweN2H6uuMiVvUcLA", "text": "I can't believe I haven't Yelped about this place yet.  They've been so good to me, and they deserve more respect than that.  I've been to this place since it opened, and I can't say enough good things about it.  First and foremost, it's very reasonably priced, which can't be said about many sushi places irrespective of the quality of their sushi.  While this is not the MOST AMAZING sushi I've ever had, it's a place that I love to come and grab a lunch or dinner.  I burned myself out on it for awhile, but now am glad to be back.  The service is truly great and the atmosphere is relaxed except for the techno or Kelly Clarkson playing over the sound system.  Portions are large, and it's a great value for food and ambiance.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xx0TsmR3Qyb3YckSyElS_g", "date": "2007-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9OAdIy0MRnDZIOwHoYjLxA", "text": "This is definitely one of my favorite sushi places in Berkeley. Their fish is fresh(Mmmmmm sake sashimi) and prices are fair. They sometimes give you coupons off your next meal. I've never trouble with their service.\nWe ordered the Hawaiian something with seared Albacore. yums!\nThe scallop roll was okay, but it one of those cheap ones, so that's probably why.  Will definitely keep coming back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_OCGb4viGsGT4yyryDumIg", "date": "2012-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cilHrsB8daYa8YszVgI1Cw", "text": "the fish is nice and fresh. the spicy tuna isn't alarmingly soft and mushy like the other sushi places around cal. i had a plate of maguro sashimi and it a half hour of proverbial gastronomical heeeyyy-ven!\nthey also serve edamame to get us started. we spent almost 40 dollars and they gave us $4 in gift certificates - very sweet of them\ni highly recommend the spicy tuna and scallop roll. caterpillar roll was pretty standard. the udon is okay - too salty for my taste.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "flXigyWJekGJPmMX0PxUrw", "text": "Cheap and decent. Can't beat the 50% sushi special. We stopped in for a snack and ordered some edamame, inari, avocado & cucumber roll, and a shiitake mushroom roll. Our bill was only $14 including drinks! The sushi was good, the cucumber was thinly chopped and delicious. I prefer when the rolls are inside-out so I was glad these rolls had the rice on the outside. \nI've had better sushi but not for that price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CfV_axQI2rK0eHB9FfG_GQ", "date": "2009-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gbbtjEUaoGWW20rf7MvaUg", "text": "the sushi was ok... \nthe rolls are as usual, kinda pricey and not all that authentic, but the stuff that are on for 1/2 off right now are pretty good. all in all the fish was fresh. there's nothing more scary than warm fish...\n\ni've been there a few times already. you gotta get a good waitress btw. the first time we went, we all noticed that this one waitress was talking shit about us. hope you don't get the bitchy one!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-Ogn5620cFIWFtxTu1X-fA", "date": "2007-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KAFcyyIVdr8LRlpI1j1y2A", "text": "The first thing you'll notice is a 1/2 Off deal advertised on a sandwich board outside the door-- sounds good, but it's not quite a 'deal' when its prices are printed permanently on the menu. It's still a fair price to pay for decent fish, though, and mine seemed fresh and clean. The miso soup and edamame were both too salty for my taste, but a good Rainbow Roll makes those complaints minor. The service was fast, which I appreciated, but the atmosphere was bland, similar to the other quick and student-oriented places on the block.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o2kQadTslz2YPdN5wBOHbw", "date": "2009-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lnNXyM-0chdUqVN3wIhcjw", "text": "*NOTE: This review is only for the udon\n\nI was craving udon the other day and decided to check CU out since the prices seemed really reasonable and they offer take out.  I ordered tempura udon to go ($7 after tax) and it was ready in less than ten minutes and they give you legit containers for the soup!  I rushed back to the office only to be very very disappointed.  I got two pieces of tempura - one shrimp and one squash - uh, I've never been to a place that skimped so much.  The udon itself was a good texture but I'm not a fan of the broth at all - and they put WAY too much white onion in it.  It was like 5 pieces of onion per noodle. YUCK.\n\nI definately won't be coming back for the udon but I'll give their sushi a shot.  Will update...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "D2b4DENpkezsw90fC2vWdw", "date": "2009-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NoM_XrEvphWiSbyq-JGADw", "text": "So I had to make an update. I love calling in my order and picking it up. They are very attentive in answering the phone during the busy lunch hour, and they have never made me wait!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_PAM1DBWZ6szRLwoT0Fb4Q", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SGYDvQpQVVL_YWQA0TwVrQ", "text": "Originally I would've given this place 4 stars but after a return trip, they've been demoted!\n\nFirst time I came I thought this place was pretty decent -- good food, okay price for Japanese food. I typically order their orange special which is $10.50 for some specialty roll + california roll or spicy tuna roll (I would get the shrimp tempura roll and it came with a significant portion of tempura vegetables and shrimp on the side). Their baked salmon roll was also really good. The first 3 times I came it was always huge portions for the price and good quality. \n\nHowever, when I came back here yesterday their price went up and they now charge more for spicy tuna instead of the california roll with the Orange Special. Not to mention, they now give less tempura with your rolls. I was quite disappointed. I also ordered the spicy tuna tempura roll thinking that it would be spicy tuna with tempura bits on top (that's what it looks like in the picture) but my roll was completely deep fried, the tuna was 100% cooked and not even spicy. Can I just say I was thoroughly disappointed. \n\n3 stars for price (I'd say just mosey over to Sushi Ko if you want rolls), 3 stars for quality. I ordered to-go so I can't comment on the service, but their seemed to be 2 waiters for the entire restaurant, and they seemed flustered / unable to keep up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fePUffifNdyTZT8sIqpzyw", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "su1dFS1Ui4Y0GSSs6ppLtA", "text": "Meh. Eh. You can definitely find better sushi restaurants in Berkeley. I came here with a group of about 5 on a Sunday afternoon at about 2 pm. \n\nFirst off, apparently you're supposed to be given free Edamame before you order? My group didn't. \n\nThe waiters were extremely unprofessional. They were probably college students (which is fine), but they didn't make much of an effort to see if we were satisfied with our food. Our orders came out in long increments. A group of 3 got their sushi rolls at least 10 minutes before the other group got their rolls - and this is after we already waited about 30 minutes for our rolls.\n\nI ordered the Power Roll, which is pretty similar to the Dragon Roll. For about $10.50, I got about 5 small pieces of sushi that definitely did not fill me up. The sushi was poorly rolled, so it was falling apart immediately after I picked it up with my chopsticks. \n\nTotally overpriced and not worth it. I'd rather go to Joshu-ya and pay a dollar or two more. \n\nI went to McDonald's afterwards to satisfy my appetite.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yYFabFtNtSdvwQ31FB7-jg", "date": "2012-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z9evBuNi6XQDPoy3_3rvOg", "text": "It's a sushi joint near a college campus with so-so prices. You can pretty much imagine that the taste will be so-so as well. Ordered the scallop nigiri and the udon bowl that starts with an \"n\". (comes with a tempura'ed squash slice and one shrimp.) nothing exceptional and the broth was kind of bland. all in all, not bad, but not great. would still come back here cuz it's relatively fast and cheap.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Jpq1pHiNSYg0zC1XW4Pcvg", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0-QUzWN7lEFlBN6GlReAVQ", "text": "Cheap, fast, fresh, and delicious! My only complaint is that the place is really small, which makes it hard if you want to go with a group of friends. Your rolls are ready within 10 minutes of ordering. I strongly recommend the Mexican Roll. Just to give you warning, it's spicy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eol3MB0SrUbVdNIPwKyl-g", "date": "2010-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "F9gihvHpK5_gPUdDtS-RHA", "text": "Note: I don't eat seafood so this will be just for their udon.\n\nI came here a while ago with a friend and got their chicken udon. I had THE best udon in LA Little Tokyo last summer, and have been on a quest to find one that comes even close to that deliciousness. C U Sushi has come the closest so far.\n\nThe udon I'm pretty sure is prepackaged, but it was cooked perfectly. Not too soggy and just chewy enough. The broth was really good though. Although not on par with Little Tokyo (obviously), it was still really hearty and delicious. All the veggies and such they add are pretty standard. But I'd go back again just to taste that broth. Yum.\n\nI also came here last night and got the curry chicken udon. I was debating between that and curry chicken rice, but decided I wanted udon. I probably should've just gone with regular udon instead. The curry didn't really taste like anything. I expected it to taste at least somewhat curry-ey. But it tasted really bland, even though it was dark brown. So I was confused. Definitely won't be getting curry udon here ever again.\n\nThe place is really small, and crammed with a lot of tables, so it can get kind of noisy and bothersome at times. But the servers are rather attentive so it's okay.\n\nIf I ever come back, I'll be having the chicken udon.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6GBFjAso9wiQPNFhyohnbg", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FgAijzLcsWVQ-eHYw6iEcg", "text": "My baby LOVES this place!!!  I thought the salmon sashimi was really good:  7 pieces for $8.95.  The miso soup and the seaweed salad are pretty good too.  The only downsides are that I'm pretty sure they use imitation crab meat and it's so loud I can't hear my BF tell me all about his day.  Stats Rules!!!\n\nP.S.  You made my baby smell like tempura!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uBQIboVaOfJ_BXn34_JKCA", "date": "2008-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gcHbQLsj7KJWC8ZMloHLHQ", "text": "Whenever I'm in the area, I always drop by C U Sushi. This place is hard to find parking and is small, but they serve their food so fast that the turnovers are very quick. Their quality of food is pretty good so I'm not sure how they make their food so fast! They always have a list of sushi that is 50% (but they are very plain rolls) that is worth it if you like simple rolls. This place isn't THAT cheap except for that 50% list. The prices are pretty normal.\n\nThey start you off with some edamame and main dishes come with miso soup. Both are good quality.\n\nThings I've tried:\n1) Looking at yelp, I tried the Orgasm salad. Not really as good as people say. I mean, the seared tuna is decent (4 pieces) which is served on a bed of lettuce. The house sauce is good too but they put a little too much that day. The seaweed salad they put on top is my favorite! One piece of avocado too. It just didn't strike me as something special aka ORGASMIC...especially just using regular romaine lettuce.\n\n2) Dynamite!: THIS IS MY FAVORITE DISH!! It's a baked dish of baby scallops, masago, onions, and mushrooms. The sauce they use is DELICIOUS!! It's savory and sweet! It's great to pour over rice. I don't know why it's just so delicious....\n\n3) Unagi bowl: NEVER GET THIS! So not worth it! You get only 4 pieces of sliced unagi over a bed of rice seasoned with seaweed, 5 little pieces of broccoli and some pickled radish and ginger. UHHH..for $9?! Heck no...\n\n4) Udon with chicken: Ehh, I don't think their hot plates are their specialty. It's just normal..nothing too good.\n\n5) Baked salmon (kind of like Lion King): Pretty good! Very tasty\n\n6) Their rolls in general are pretty good and they have some special ones like the Berkeley Roll that people like.\n\nOverall, a good place to enjoy. The service is good in that they do things quickly.\n\nI will C U LATER C U Sushi!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vUI0jXAxFDzoLX04jN9RPA", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "I-wUJiD5oGYj5173VfZOkQ", "text": "This place is actually worth about three and a half stars, but today I am rounding down (unfortunately). \n\nLike most of the reviews stated on this page, if you're ever craving for sushi, this is probably the quickest and cheapest way for you to have your sushi. Another good thing about this place is, it is never crowded, you can go in at any hour of the day(when they are opened of course) and you will almost be guaranteed to find a place to sit.\n\nRating...?\nThis place did not receive five stars not due to the fact  that the sushi here is terrible,but it just isn't comparable to others that I've had. Sushi is sushi is sushi, it is hard to make bad sushi, just as it is hard to make really awesome sushi! If you are living on a college budget, as I suspect you do, as this place is right next to a (expensive) learning institution.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Nr0V8hueJZeNh6b3SjeZnw", "date": "2010-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JyjNHDcf7wfaJlmVVh8tJg", "text": "Stopped in here just before the Yelp sponsored Passing Strange show at the Berkeley Rep.  I was able to order, eat and pay all in 20 minutes flat!  Great service and the sushi was fine (philadephia roll, unagi nigiri).  I also got miso and free edamame.  It was perfect and healthier than eating a hot dog, like my friends did next door.  I'll be stopping here again when I'm heading to the rep!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dKkPteLzoCxZ6LlLkogsCg", "date": "2006-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ku8Vh6UyNRXYUqpr-MLtUA", "text": "A few days ago we were in Berkeley and decided we were hungry, but what to eat?  I mean, come on, it's not there aren't many choices!\n\nWe finally decided we would narrow it down to one block of Center Street, but even then it was a tough choice.  \n\nWe opted for C U Sushi, and ended up being quite happy with our choice.  One of our group was REALLY hungry and got an order of tempura as an appetizer; it was good, but tempura is tempura, it's either really greasy or it's good, never spectacular.\nBTW, did you know that tempura isn't traditionally Japanese?  The Portugese introduced it to them in the sixteenth century.\n\nI digress...\n\nWe ordered the Spicy Tuna Tataki Roll and Hot Night Roll specials, plus a Tiger Roll and a Teriyaki Chicken plate.  The fish was all very fresh and just about melted on your tongue.  The Tiger and Hot Night rolls were actually very similar, one with tuna and one with salmon.  All three were good and we couldn't decide on a favorite.\n\nI usually prefer simple sushi and sushimi to fancy fru-fru sushi with sauces squirted on top, but I have to say this might have changed my mnd.\n\nWe were full but decided to split a Banana Tempura Ice Cream to end the meal.  It's a good thing we didn't order three of them because we were just expecting a scoop of ice cream.  It was a huge scoop of ice cream with four tempura banana pieces and a drizzle of chocolate sauce.  Mmmmm\n\nOur only complaint was that our food didn't come at the same time.  Between the first and last dish, is was probably 5 minutes, which seemed really long considering there were only three other goups there at the time (about 4pm).  What would the wait have been like if it was full at lunch or dinner?\n\nThe staff was very helpful and friendly, and kept a watch on us without being pushy.\n\nAll in all, I think we'll be back the next time we're in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e3fZkZOhjq0SDaP3Xbd30w", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NCVaJhdKq_Ol343Z3A2rlA", "text": "I almost didn't recognize it because of the new green awning.  How.  Thoughtful.  \n\nOne lunchday, during bar prep.  Christina found herself in need of something.  Was it company?  Was it a sympathetic shoulder?  Was it escape from the confines of her Barbri prison?  Certainly, the siren call of greasy, comforting, fry-a-lator foods beckoned from the recesses of the dark matter floating in the universe, sending out transmission of tightly hugged arteries.  But who was there to receive the transmission?  \n\nIt was nearly raining when Christina crossed the threshold of this establishment.  Water was offered.  A bento box was selected.  It had choices.  Similar at face value to the multiple choice, Christina blundered this choice too.  It was the first time she picked the spicy chicken bento with rice, salad, 1 gyoza, tempura and fruit.  The magic of the multiverse continues, there is a way to screw up \"chicken\" by making it \"spicy.\"  \n\nThe tempura was decent enough.  Not as good as Anzu.  Oh Anzu.  You are like a belly button ring that has suddenly fallen off after a rough hike up the mountains and a terrible mudslide down the ravine.  Missed, remembered, regretted, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat.  \n\nHere, Christina has given up on the sushi for the time being.  With the notable exception of Uni and Amaebi (and then, only when there is money to burn), the sushi here is pretty indecent.  The prospect of return rests in the hands of Uni.  But for all other sushi needs, the belly button ring prevails.\n\n**I don't have a belly button piercing.  I merely enjoy writing about them.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vn8nPLA7J_GkHEiW5vEmbA", "date": "2011-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PN_QjVgO4AcaD_4IvhcE2Q", "text": "I love their teriyaki bowls and wakame salad :) I've tried some of their half-off deals (they have 50% some really basic maki/california rolls), but they didn't strike me as amazing. The service is typically very fast and friendly, and your food order is usually done in about 10-15 minutes. I'm not a regular dining-in customer here, but their takeout service is always reliable!\n\nI've also seen my friends order their regular-priced rolls, which they said were decent but a little undersized. Just something to keep in mind! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_tzPssA5Vx90tHZxwFVXDw", "text": "Tons of sushi for $15-20 ??? Where do I have to sign? Yay! Very nice place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A2mx9xsHoIDNnd81_lxiFA", "date": "2009-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VkWTFpY_I35e727Du0fFEQ", "text": "Sometimes this place has the 1/2 off special on sushi rolls and that's the BEST time to go! Otherwise, it's just too expensive and not all that awesome! I know..I know...I'm totally blinded by how cheap the sushi is when it's on sale, but I can't help confounding the two factors. Cheaper food = Tastes better b/c expectation of the food decreases. It's a simple equation I'm sure everyone can relate to!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zfnJwwxKdrpCfQFMab6AAw", "text": "I love CU Sushi! The staff is warm and inviting. The food is always fresh and yummy. Another great place for work lunch.\n\nMy personal favorites: Orgasm Salad, need I say more? The dressing is incredible on the salad and they should box this stuff and sell it as retail.\nI also love the gyoza- which I have no idea how to pronounce.\nThe lunch box is also good and the prices are reasonable. They are always busy with a line at lunch time so I suggest going around 2pm for faster service and wait time.\nOhh and for some reason, we get gift certificates for this place once a year which is very much appreciated and comes in handy since we frequent the joint so often.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "niSwYgiSraNe21aIOn0o5g", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZRVGG-5dnAS51X4B8BNwLg", "text": "So, I wish I could go to Berkeley. Not because I want to be  smart and blablabla, but because there are  soooooooo many good places to eat. C U Sushi is affordable and tasty. The only good sushi in Davis is owned by a mean Asian lady who shouts insults at me when I try to eat. Read my review on Zen Toro if you want to learn more.\n\nWhy, yes. I am shamelessly trying to gain more site views. What of it? Okay, i'll move on.\n\nThe Rolls:\nLion King Roll : Very yummy baked roll. Perfect temperature, and just enough cream cheese.\nSpicy Tuna and scallop roll: The fish was fresh, the spicy tuna was spot on and the scallops added a nice touch.\n\nHonestly, all the rolls on their menu sound and look great! A couple next to me ordered the Power roll and it looked amazing. I think I'll order that next.\n\nGood food and service? Yes pleasee. C U soon! ( Sorry for the corniness, I am writing this very late at night)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6FM08IVGOx44Xw_TKzpMTg", "date": "2012-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OXv1W18BaVzhGa62UB_E1g", "text": "I usually get the sushi combo specials here, particularly the yellow and red specials. The calamari tempura roll is a must-try; although it might be loosely rolled to some people, I didn't mind since it's all going into my mouth anyways. I still need to try the hot dishes like the udon and the bowls, but a friend who went along said his tempura udon was decent, not extraordinary.\n\nAs many other reviewers can attest, the 50%-off menu is a steal. Granted, you need to order at least 2 dishes from that menu, per person, to get the deal, but since I usually order 2 at a time anyways, it's no big deal. The different varieties they have on the menu will keep you coming back to try them all (or get them all at once, your choice). And better do so. The sushi here may not be super-awesome-blow-your-mind, but for the price, they are simply delicious.\n\nService is smooth. Never had a hitch in service. The waiters are polite and friendly.\n\nBetter come early for lunch or dinner, though, if you want a space. The restaurant has maybe less than ten small indoor tables, with a couple outside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qpQ6WRdRHvAsjW7b46pCNA", "date": "2009-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pigmm3ew1hywyZWSqpDSZg", "text": "The fish is good and fresh but I am not very impressed at all with their udon. It was totally not authentic tasting and it was just wrong in terms of the ingredients included and the flavor. I'd come back for the sushi only.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LNHtt3ydkZ14D2ZXXs6Gxg", "date": "2008-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pvMF7lp6gBZONqZXhx3iKA", "text": "Relatively good sushi. For $10 you can get miso soup, tempura and one of their special roles. The miso soup was extremely salty but the rest was decent.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-E1apPrfMRcK8UhyObOFng", "date": "2008-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "o3JlhHwf5Onp81_x_oP_EA", "text": "I would give this place about 3.7 stars, because of the following:\n\n1 - Best sushi within walking distance of campus\n2 - Good variety in the menu\n3 - Good service for the most part\n4 - And most of all, cheap prices!!\n\nI've been here about five times now, and my experience varies. I have way more good experiences here than bad, but when it's bad.. oh, it's bad. On bad days, every piece of sushi falls apart in my little soy sauce dish. And sometimes the service is downright unmentionable. Sometimes, the servers linger in the kitchen, talking to other employees, and they don't pay any attention to the customers. There was also one time that we ordered the Baby Lobster Roll (SOO GOOD), but it came like 10 minutes after we had finished everything else! If you already know you want a baked roll, I would suggest asking them to put the order in for it first, before you even decide what else you want. \n\nOverall though, the fish is usually fresh, and the decor inside the restaurant is very nice. It always feel clean, and I love that sometimes they give complementary things, like moist towelettes (the ones that look like little marshmallows and expand when they pour water on top) and edamame. They refill water quickly, which is important for my camel of a boyfriend... and it's not usually very crowded. At least not when I go, which is usually later at around 8:30pm or 9pm. Prices are reasonable, not too expensive but definitely not cheap. If you are looking to save some money, the \"to-go\" menu is 50% off always. And you can order off of it even if you're eating in the restaurant. Pretty sweeeet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gDxSpme9duJavbNusoRRmg", "date": "2009-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TnBG5OH6Pw3ucG2pogj54A", "text": "I have been here multiple times with friends, and must say that I am always shocked by the bill, it is so very affordable.  The half-priced menu is great.  The food is average, but even when crowded, the staff is attentive.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2011-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZRvyA7RzVlQavsHePnMV7w", "text": "It's been a while since I've written an review. Usually when I do, it's because there's something extraordinary about a place that piques my interest enough to write about.\n\nAnyways, let's get down to business. I went here tonight with two friends. The highlight of my meal was the edamame. \n\nFirst, let's talk service. We waited for a good five minutes while there was an empty table inside. When we were finally seated, it took the waiter another 10 minutes to acknowledge us and take our order. Granted the place was a bit packed, but any good waiter knows how to scan the tables and look for eye contact for a customer. I ordered the \"Shitake mushroom special\". Our plates came out at 3 different times! Amazing. There's nothing I love more at a restaurant than to wait and watch my food get cold until everyone gets served. When the last plate was finally brought out (10 minutes after we received the first plate), we ate.\n\nSecond, let's talk food. Ever seeing that South Park episode \"City Sushi\"? Yea, that's a pun on \"Shitty Sushi\". If I had to pick one word to describe my meal, it would be \"shitty\". My $9.95 Shitty-take mushroom special was marinated in a familiar sauce. I almost didn't believe my taste buds when I realized the main two ingredients in the sauce was ketchup and Sriracha. Really? Did your kitchen run out of oyster sauce and teriyaki sauce? \n\nTL;DR: Shitty sushi. Shitty service.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UxUANPUY2W9AE_P0h4J1WQ", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "HN8wXzSK2SDe19af83elNA", "text": "The owner tried to tell me I didn't see what I saw, what a jerk, proof this is not a place I want to ever go again. I watched the ENTIRE EVENT. BE A MAN AND APOLOGIZE FOR THE INAPPROPRIATE ACTIONS OF YOUR EMPLOYEES.\n \n\n\nHI. This is the owner of the C U SUSHI. Between kenny L. and Heather L.\n\nThanks for the review but there is some incorrect information such as jail etc. Both side decided to not make a sue. please help our business from wrong info. if possible please put down your review. we will appreciate.\n\nThis review is not incorrect I WAS THERE and watched with my own eyes. Your employee was cuffed and taken to jail for assault, I watched the police take him away, and the young man was taken from the scene in an ambulance. Your employees assaulted that young man and chased him DOWN THE STREET AFTER THEY TRIED TO TRAP HIM FROM LEAVING YOUR RESTAURANT! I WAS THERE AND SAW IT ALL I WILL NOT CHANGE THIS REVIEW.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "wzON0s8JW7jptWn4o03ekA", "date": "2012-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6cVh1OVJ97ErzBpTl8pSNA", "text": "I like this place. I find that I am not the best person to review sushi restaurants considering I am allergic to fish. However, I do enjoy a good veggie sushi roll. \n\nNonetheless: \nCU is one of those places that you go back to because of a combination of reasons. The food is good, the service is great and to the point, and their combos make ordering easy. Most importantly, as many times as we have been there, we have not had a bad experience. So...track record, check!\n\nI enjoy the veggie tempura roll (on the orange special). A nice change from the avocucumber roll at most places.\n\nMy inly complaint is that they do not have containers for soup take out. But i am just trying to be nit picky.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TQzDqaxDDEeJcnWjTUe7Gg", "date": "2009-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LR4v1sNVcYk2AQxctR6G3A", "text": "Had a quick, cheap, and relatively tasty lunch here. The service was very friendly and prompt. Their menu features a gazillion different types of rolls and good lunch specials. Unfortunately,  my shrimp tempura roll was impossible to eat. It was loosely rolled and much wider than a typical roll. It was difficult to pick up with chopsticks and even harder to actually eat. I felt so self-conscious about shoving a hockey puck sized thing into my mouth I attempted to bite it in half, which of course didn't work. It was awkward.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NC-hHs4nA7qoNZu2F3n2CA", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nx0GAziH9ZYuXEGyH042Uw", "text": "UPDATE: \nTuna: 5 stars\nService: 0 stars for takeout, 2 for in house eating\n\nI still love the salad. What I don't love is the punk ass people working in this place. First of all, when a customer comes in at 11:28 don't refuse to help her because it isn't 11:30 yet and if you are going to do that, than keep the damn door closed! \n\nSecond, lets try not acting like you don't see people who come in to pick up their take out just because you don't think you are going to get a tip.\n\n I think they are pissed because student's don't give good tips. WELL here is a tip-- if people ARE considering giving you a gratuity they probably won't if you are an ass! \n\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nAs a Berkeley resident, alum and wife of a current Grad student, I spend a lot of time looking for food around center street. One Sunday, when almost nothing else was open, I stopped into this place. Now, I as assuming it would be lackluster like the take out sushi 2 doors down closer to the BART. BOY was I wrong. First of all, it was real plates, a big drink and a sidewalk seat. Then came the 4 stars.... Spicy Tuna Salad!!!!!!!!!!! It was delish and only $8.95. \n\nEvery once in a while you stumble onto a \"hole in the wall\" which unexpectedly surprises you and becomes something you pine for.... need I say Spicy Tuna?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KgGNUaAq8ZfD1PVuRxEwOw", "date": "2007-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "19_Ha0vZ_QPZ1yRsVfakqw", "text": "Just as this place led me to give up plastic box sushi, one day, when I have an actual job and can afford omakase regularly, I will abandon CU. Until then, the not-really-50% off menu (it's about 40% cheaper than Kirala) will be my regular sushi choice: I like it much better than the \"creative\" main menu. I usually pay a bit over ten bucks, including tip, for a light meal of a couple of orders of nigiri (try the scallop) and a maki roll (salmon skin), attractively arranged on the plate. All freshish, if not \"I just got this maguro from the Sea of Japan via teleport\" fresh. I'll enjoy it while I can, until somebody takes me to Sebo.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2007-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "V7gnIsHUJX0HfeYKZsVgUg", "text": "For the longest time I thought that this place was just called \"50% off\" because their biggest sign just said that...\nI had some great sushi here for lunch.  And it is very reasonably priced.  Both a friend and I ate here for 15 bucks.  And we got a lot of food.  My friend's salad had way too much dressing and my terriyaki bowl could have had more veggies like broccoli and carrots.  But, all in all, it was good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "O4VXTUdkBcoWC5oTxyIu_Q", "date": "2006-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "cd6jji95bn0o8Gg6ML_X9Q", "text": "My peeps and I have a moniker for this place: B12.\n\nWhy?\n\nBecause B12 corresponds to CU's Baby Lobster Roll aka The Best Thing Ever.\n\nI generally try to avoid Asian fusion places, but I've been coming here since its Grand Opening back when I was an undergraduate and broke.  The fish isn't the freshest and I recommend avoiding the Crazy Monkey Roll or whatever it's called, but you can't beat sushi and sashimi that's 50% off, friendly service, or their fabulous B12.  Both the salmon kama and hamachi kama are incredible (but it's rare that they will have either) and their tempura and nabeyaki udon are all pretty good too.  Not to mention the sleek decor and cool soysauce bottles!\n\nCU there!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3CVT71cTx_fLbLr9JFr-Cw", "date": "2008-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rbXSyTYcqABdbkyeCr4H1A", "text": "I've been here a couple of times and found the sushi to be tasty and the service to be friendly and attentive.\n\nMy favorites include the Seaweed Salad, the Energy Roll, and the Yellowtail (Hamachi)/Scallion roll. Their nigiri sushi is also pretty good, served with enough wasabi sandwiched between the fish and rice to give you a nice horseradish headrush.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UiSdk9QkDEZ0g0p05aiKFQ", "date": "2007-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "23h2NLQ-fAq9tAIGwkCWmw", "text": "Nom nom nom nom nom!!! \nSushi!!!\nNom nom nom!!! \n\nSo, we're talking about a little hole-in-the-wall sort of place, no great frills, no sushi bar, no high-end fussy bits. Just a really cute place that has really good sushi. AND a really good price. Especially if you stick with the \"half-off\" basic menu.\n\nI've never had better unagi btw. :)\n\nYou know the old adage: \"quick, cheap, good -- pick two?\" WELL, this place breaks that. The sushi came out in no time flat, I got a huge roll and 4 pieces of nigiri and tea for under $15, and it was mighty tasty.\n\n5 stars!! Will so go here again!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T1En5phlyr1feqJ4JcMK1w", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "cFHd53nUYPXtRbV0MAWTlw", "text": "See you, CU.\n\nMaki rolls and nigiri are 50% off but it's not worth it to get the rolls unless your the type that like your sushi plain like California roll. We ordered the orgasmic salad which looked good in pictures but didn't taste so good. It was basically 4 large pieces of seared tuna with leafy greens and a shit load of dressing.  It was over dressed and I didn't like it. \n\nWhat saved the day were the monkey balls. I don't think anything deep fried can go wrong. Crispy golden balls stuffed with mushroom and tempura glazed with teriyaki sauce on top.\n\nEverything we ordered came out within minutes. There are some ninja sushi rollers and chefs in the kitchen. Too bad the food is bleh.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "W7sQ50m0VADz-RD2To4YNQ", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "EMPu9AKxnMs6x_q2BocuQg", "text": "Eaten here way too many times, but never knew the name. We know it as 50% off sushi. That's right. 50% off. Not on certain days. Not at happy hour. All day, every day. Basic rolls and nigiri only though. It's a pretty good deal. No one's been sick... yet. \n\nThe fish is ok, not the freshest slab that you can find, but it'll do. The preparation isn't great, rolls often have way too much rice. But then again, it's 50% so do you really expect it to look that nice? \n\nWhat exactly is the fusion part? The orgasm salad???", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qU3E7ENm8VsMc_IZCpTCZA", "date": "2007-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Fdd8ZBliMskYI19hm1c71w", "text": "Came here after returning something at the Buffalo Exchange heard this place had 1/2 off sushi so decided to give it a try since my sister LOVES sushi.\n\nPlace is very small and is located on a really cute street with a bunch of neighboring small shops and restaurants. They have a pretty extensive menu with a bunch of different rolls that are price from $6-$9. But of course my sis and I opted for 50% sushi. \n\nThe 50% sushi consisted mainly nigiri and your basic maki rolls (6 pieces). We ordered tons of nigiri:- (4)Salmon, Tuna, White Tuna, Scallop. One Hamchi Roll and (2) Scallop Roll. Total bill was $30. The quality of the fish was really good I was very impressed considering the price for the nigiris. I really enjoyed their Salmon and Scallop Nigiri. Make sure to ask for a side of spicy mayo if you order the scallop nirgiri or roll you won't regret it. Reason why I didn't give it four stars is because I didn't like how their sushi rice tasted. I like it with a little more rice vinegar and stickier.\n\nOverall good place to come if you have cravings for Nigiri and basic rolls. Also another thing is they don't put a lot of rice with the Nigiri so its great for those who likes more fish and less rice!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HOj_jLcBBdGiKjpXXasUKw", "date": "2010-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-RQKyoFhkNStHsD4Znm8gQ", "text": "I would not call this place super-cheap. It is reasonably priced, but their appetizers are very costly.\nTheir food was very fun (hence the \"fusion\" in their title). Their menu was full of rolls and they had great lunch specials. Their presentation is very good for eat-in orders. I rarely eat in. I prefer take-out. I call ahead and by the time I get there, my order is ready and my bill is error-free. I have tried many rolls and other dishes. There is not one that I did not like. My only problem was there were so many choices, it was hard to concentrate on just one when I was hungry. The tan curry was good. Their \"half price\" nigiri was fresh. I always get a few of those.\nTheir service was good.\nTheir location is very convenient to BART and the UCB campus, so it is a quick walk to satisfaction. I will be going there often while I am too busy to grocery shop.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "er3ZWQRgxooaxtpwyPGPaQ", "date": "2008-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "So3cmJf-aWlsou0lCNfjww", "text": "I've been going here ever since they first opened and I go there so often now that I startled a waiter when I recognized he no longer had braces. There's a reason why I keep coming back.  Whether I'm having dinner with friends or grabbing something to go, I always get prompt service and the waiters are always kind when called upon. \n\nThough their rolls might upset people who want \"authentic\" sushi, their fusion rolls are fun to try out and have yet to disappoint me. At dinner time, I love it when they place these little pellets in dishes and pour a little hot water on them - they swell up into instant hand towels, how cute! They give a lot of food for a relatively lower price than many other places which is nice for college students who are tight on cash. However, it's a smaller place, so if you have a large group, it can be a bit of a wait.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "73sLVBp9WDLMUKsjA0J1uw", "date": "2008-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "TtDPc0zp0Rm3BYpVJ-1ruw", "text": "I go here alot. It's a convenient, cheap place to either sit and chill or grab and go. \n\nTheir rolls/nigiri always fall apart (always, lol) but are still yummy. Their nabeyaki udon is amazing on a chilly day. \n\nThey give you $1 coupons if you ask!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fVQsQH9BTmLyn3NsPoRodQ", "date": "2009-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "N0tibVriQIgYvKWq8bowog", "text": "Yes.\nIt's true.  All these years I've been going around the block but today was the first time I ever had an orgasm...\n\n...salad. That's what it's called. Seared tuna with avocado with a few lightly marinated veggies on beautiful, crisp mixed greens- thank god I asked for the overly creamy dressing on the side because - forgive me, but that nasty mess would have been a serious downer if it were sliming up my pretty crisp greens.  (Frankly the name \"orgasm\" is a little bit of an overstatement. I hate to think of 18 yr old college freshmen eating one and wondering \"ls that all there is?\") But it's a good salad all-in-all.\n\nWhat I love about CU's menu is the variety of dishes that feature sashimi - so many places give you just one sashimi appetizer option or maybe a chirashi bowl.  CU has lots of different salads and bowls that feature different sashimi with interesting ingredients to accompany. \n\nOh - and I LOVE getting there just before noon so I can watch the little fan dancers on the so-hideous-it's-beautiful cuckoo clock do their little thing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BXIKnrmyL67A4C5nN2FbNg", "date": "2008-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5xubqVGN9fkWjHtFX9RQ7A", "text": "Had a nice, late, outdoor lunch here recently, and I was pleasantly surprised at the creativity and quality of this place.  What we have here is a student friendly eatery, that could stand on its own against much more expensive places.\r\n\r\nI tend to be a purist when it comes to sushi, and 'modern' sushi just irks me most of the time; something about spicy and/or creamy sushi just makes me cringe.  However, CU sushi really captured my heart (via my stomach and taste buds of course).  They offer a lot of wonderfully creative rolls, without going too overboard in trying to cater to an Americanized palate; what you get is a delightful selection of Korean and Japanese inspired flavors.  More importantly, they do have all the basics on their menu, and they do them very well.\r\n\r\nFirst of all, I loved the presentation.  Each order is plated meticulously with lots of care and personal attention.  You see this throughout the restaurant in terms of decor and cleanliness too; the owner has that desire for obsessive-compulsive order that is the hallmark of a good Japanese restaurant.  The dish arrives at your table, and the first thing you'll say is either \"cute\" or \"pretty.\"\r\n\r\nEven better is CU's flavor.  Their sushi rice has the perfect seasoning (not too sweet or too vinegary) and texture (firm and holds together, but not sticky).  The fish in their nigiri and sashimi is fresh and very tasty.  The rolls are what are cool about this place though.  The large selection of tempura rolls, baked rolls and other creative delights are a lot of fun.  I was surprised to find my shitake tempura roll came with extra shitake tempura on the side.  The tofu steak is also very good here, crispy and crunchy fried, yet not greasy, it is light and clean tasting.  The unagi is amazing here as well, and the sauce is perfect ... just perfect (they use it on most of the fried items as well).\r\n\r\nAll in all, a solid 4 stars based on flavor, price, presentation, sidewalk cafe seating near UC, being half a block from BART, and the 'kawai' factor.  CU makes a solid addition to the Center Street line of cheap eats for lunch, and makes a seamless conversion to a dinner spot in downtown Berkeley as well.\r\n\r\nUPDATE: 8/1/06  REALLY GOOD UDON!  Well, perhaps just 'good' udon, but that means a lot in the crappy-udon-verse that is the bay area!  Cheap, and a large bowl too (~$5.95).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0prNpubd2Chhcx13psKOyA", "date": "2006-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "cnjVOhdhP7irIt0vkCxEXQ", "text": "There is a dearth of good sushi places in Berkeley.  Although CU Sushi is by no means the best sushi place, I come back again and again, because it is the best sushi place within walking distance that is also a good value!  After multiple visits here, I've settled into a routine of getting one of their combos -- Hot Night roll, which is spicy and delicious, along with their miso soup/salad and a few pieces of nigiri -- all for $11.95.\n\nShould you travel to try it?  No.  But if you're nearby and you want sushi, this is a decent option.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PjYaEnWRFB7uogiAeaXQQA", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ANRvYqNs4wAgJ0KKWHajag", "text": "I love this place! Maybe it's who I always go with :P but really, this place is great!\n\nI'm surprised at the low reviews of this place but I think it's my favorite place to get nigiri (since it's cheap and good!). All their nigiri is about $2.50/2 pieces so it's a pretty good deal! I recommend trying the seared albacore and super white tuna. The salmon, tuna, and hamachi are pretty good too. I tried their scallop roll (raw) and that tasted pretty good too! Everything tastes fresh and it's melt in your mouth good. MmMm. \n\nAs for appetizer, definitely try the \"Yummy Crispy\". It's a lot bigger than you think and the sauce is grrreatt! \n\nWhat really makes this place great also is their service. They are sooo nice and friendly. We always get free edamame and they even gave us free nigiri last time! How awesome right!?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YUFqbfAePA8tgT2zE2y4xQ", "date": "2008-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ub2OwK2u6ijGC7OW2w9EhQ", "text": "My niece's 14th birthday (YIKES!) so we decided to hit up Berkeley for an adventure. As per her request we were on the hunt for a nice Italian joint for a fine birthday dinner. Seeing all the restaurants on this block we decide to take a gander. As soon as we walk past the place there was no where else we were going. I think she was attracted to all the people and noise coming out of the place. Turned out to be a pretty solid choice. \n\nThe prices are ridiculous, in a good way. Their 50% menu is just that, tons of options for $2-3 sashimi and a nice selection of hand rolls for $4-6, had 3 hand rolls an order of Unagi, Maguro and Hamachi. We also got a Rainbow Roll and a Spider Roll with 3 sodas for around $55. The prices match the quality but it was absolutely perfect for a teenager and her kid brother. \n\nThey were kind enough to bring out some delicious green tea ice-cream on the house for the young lady's birthday.\n\nGreat if you're on a budget and need a sushi fix.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3oEIcDbihTTILx3RAYWKMA", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Xq-WvzDXuqyydvyg6BpgoA", "text": "Dropping into Berkeley to have lunch with a friend (see zipper guy) we happened upon C U on our way to Tako. There was a line out the door, but it was windy and adding that to our laziness meant that within about ten minutes we had a table.\n\nI must say they served us the best sushi I've had in a long time. Tokyo Lobby good *Crosses self* My Spider Roll was amazing, the avocado roll was yummy and I always love it when the miso has huge chunks of seaweed in it. This plus the palm size cups of tea equals a happy Megan.\n\nThe service itself was steller, they kept our teas filled and our food coming and the shop was warm and cozy.\n\n5 Stars the whole way.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hcGgZ4PbKcM3K1clw7tEGA", "date": "2011-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0--a488R2s_sN1QhPjlR8A", "text": "This was stop #1 on the (sushi) bar crawl to say farewell to a friend moving out of the area. The rolls in particular are very good, as were the Monkey Balls and Creamy Shrimp Tempura appetizers. The miso is pretty salty, as are the warm edamame, but both are tasty. Service is fair, and the space is a little cramped, but the quality and price basically make up for it. Being only a block from UCB and Berkeley BART is another big plus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PauNerg-kHRpoqLwB6F5CQ", "date": "2008-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "YBK-wR-xtwfwdE5cgZUI8w", "text": "The sushi here is of mediocre quality. The fusion is nothing eyeopening or mindblowing, but the food is pretty good still. I am consoled by the fact that the rolls here are cheap!\n\nI have no food allergies, yet I managed to break out in small hives after eating dinner here once! It was especially terrible since I was going to a concert right after! Ever since then, I've been afraid to come back. Perhaps I'll come up with the courage to one of these days.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "1-OE5t5TVLWxQd5KJUaBFA", "text": "This tiny place goes through a nice stampeding by college students everyday during lunch hours. I sneaked in for an early dinner to get the gist of the phenomenon and the experience did not disappoint.  My spicy tuna tataki roll (8.95) had decent spicy tuna in the middle and a generous portion of tuna tataki with a mix of scallions and onions on top. To my surprise, all of their nigiris are half price all day long, so my order of green salmon (2.63), spicy albacore (2.25), and ikura (3.95) came in large pairs with the salmon layered with a thick piece of avocado being the most tasteful. \n\nThere were no traces of fusion cuisine but instead the menu was dominated by sushi rolls with remnants bento and appetizer items. The smallish dining area did not deter this place from having a nice ambiance of using red, pale wasabi green, and dark brown as thematic colors to correlate with the food. Although the cuts of the fish were generous, it was nonetheless grade B quality and not the freshest. Service was slow but attentive. I will give it 3 stars for having an exciting menu, nice large quantity, and for making sushi affordable and accessible to the masses.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0juzbrgcLHqobdK-OZAyiw", "date": "2009-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 6, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "gcIK2h9JAfO3wE76Xg16FQ", "text": "I stop by here every so often, and it's always solid.  If it's nice outside you can sit outdoors at one of the little tables and enjoy being outside.  On a colder day, you can perch in the window and watch the flow of people down Center Street.  Very basic, yet cute inside, and always clean.\n\nWe usually get a few different rolls, the spicy tuna, crab, and cucumber rolls are all good and no mayo like some spots around town.  (I don't really get why places do that.)   Sashimi is also nice (try the hamachi and super-white tuna) and generously sized.  The menu has a funny conceit of listing all the prices as \"half price,\" but either way it's a great bargain.  Hot sake is yum and super cheap, perfect with a nice frosty Asahi.  \n\nService is efficient and nice and location is right near BART - definitely my go-to sushi spot on the way home from campus!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hc4FcL3cdt0I_IvrDMhp2A", "date": "2010-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 7, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "607vmbrKOAounYb0NRHTgQ", "text": "This place was cute, and pretty good for the price.  I think that if you tried enough different things you'd eventually identify what to order.  Of the things we ordered, the squid and spicy tuna were both good.  The miso soup was also pretty good.\n\nAside from that, the service was pretty mediocre.  My water never got refilled and we only got our edamame after begging for it at the end of our meal.\n\nI'd go here again if other people wanted to and maybe for the half-price menu.  Still, it's not my first choice for sushi.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dUjWYjb8F-bWeKsS_lMfBg", "date": "2008-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "e_8TvfKT6QT81snfrqYYTw", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "qmWsYLKjOel95TZeELZmWA", "text": "I can't use chopsticks. I've tried. Really. But, you know, I didn't start eating sushi until I was in college, and it was hard enough just getting over the idea of ingesting raw fish. \n\nNow, of course, I don't know what my life would be without sushi. I crave it. I \"heart\" it, if you will. But I eat it with my hands like a silly clueless white person. Many people have tried to teach me to use these handy chopsticks - to no avail. \n\nMost of the time, I get takeout from CU Sushi, which means I can bring the tasty sushi back to my office and eat freely with my hands without fear of judgment from all the normal, chopstick-using people. When I dine in, I simply grin and bear it - i.e, stuff my face without care. Because really, the sushi is worth it, and they have a bunch of creative dishes, pretty decent lunch specials and daily 50% off specials on select rolls. \n\nTry the \"ultimate salmon roll,\" if you dare.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5vXqog3DHrRXADKUg78B2w", "date": "2009-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1FOKWyWazSEFwQ36vOeqVA", "text": "This location seems to have a revolving door policy with restaurants changing at a depressing and predictable interval. I hope Celia's fares better. The food, Quesadilla with Carne Asada was excellent, the chips hot, and the salsa tasty. It's a nice quiet place to sit down which this street as lacking. I'll definitely try to come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "URqGBYgT_dYi2UY6G0hCFA", "date": "2008-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2b83ya1Eqe3mOedM8Q4c4Q", "text": "Had a chicken enchilada and the wet pollo asada burrito. The complimentary chips and salsa were delicious. Food was tasteful, burrito was HUGE! Took the food to go, the way they wrapped everything was very nice. Not the cheapest place, not the priciest. Not the best Mexican food I've ever had, but over it was good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TxcG6Te8a3oJ5XJNZvQ5cw", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2CkUNBzlebfNco7iYoL4ew", "text": "Celia's-- me and my friends are regulars. We've been joking that they're going to have to give us our own private table.\nAnyways, this place is a good sit down Mexican joint. It is best to come at lunch when they have lunch specials that will run you about $8. Dinner will be a bit more, about $10 for the meal. A little spendy compared to other northside restaurants, but that's the price you pay for sit-down service and good food.\nThey'll bring you free chips and salsa and refill the chips. If you like, ask them to bring out their hot salsa or their green salsa.\nThe Fajita Burrito is fantastic, as is the chimichanga. And if you're in the mood grab a pitcher of margaritas -- one of those will get 4 of you a little buzzed or 2 of you on your a**es.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6i85NJg8YL4jcK8kROrkVw", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2xp4eKFJoFFtwVqI3cY0rw", "text": "I don't hate it, but I definitely don't love it. The quality of tortillas is lame, the mole is not flavorful, and the fajitas are just a little too bland and spice-less. The margaritas aren't made with tequila (they're made with agave wine), so don't expect to get drunk on a Wednesday (believe me, I've already tried). If you want better Mexican food, I'll gladly make it for you.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "x0WZweMtRb5HKJNPwqmnXw", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4Ub-HqF7uA0Vfq2GenAVGA", "text": "There are 2 Mexican options if you are dining along this block of Euclid: Celia's and La Burrita. Celia's is more of a sit-down place that offers more typical Mexican restaurant fare. They offer you chips and fresh salsa as a free appetizer. Most of the entrees and burrito offerings are nothing to write home about. Pretty average. D\u00e9cor is better than La Burrita across the street, but doesn't make up for the increase in prices to eat here. I'd give Celia's a solid 3/5.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SwYZT8ejHAe0I1VCxc8hCQ", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5KvijPC6u4O7zMWTibtueg", "text": "I had a wet chicken burrito here, and I was pretty satisfied. It lasted me two meals and tasted pretty good. I wouldn't go too far out of my way to go here, but anyone from Berkeley knows that good Mexican food is hard to come by. This place will do. I wish I had tried the sangria, but it's worth checking out sometime when you're in the neighborhood.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9CNZ4dQHq78NmzR111T1WQ", "text": "Loved the food and the friendly service. We have been looking for a good Mexican place in Berkeley and have finally found one that we want to come back to repeatedly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kBauRXbeZjmn7uu61TMi0A", "date": "2010-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "acbVR8C1OjPA2hniXigoHg", "text": "This restaurant keeps us coming back. 5 stars for the service.. We always know what we are going to get with the service and never had one slight disappointment. \nThe food, is delicious and generous. Cheesy, but I'm not complaining about that. Shredded beef, perfection. My 3 year old daughter orders 3 things off the menu and eats it all. I have never seen her eat so much. My wife orders the vegetarian tostada, she says it is ok, but I know she loves those slices of fresh avocado on her plate. The prices are right too. We always stay below budget on eating out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PY4TWN52X1Cfma2xu9PHpQ", "date": "2011-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AxczeOiDJS7Nd2WBzTZJkg", "text": "I've been coming here for years & hands down my most favorite Mexican Restaurant. Fianc\u00e9 & I are regulars here since their location was still right off the exit of University Ave near the Sake Factory. I always get the same thing which is the Ceviche & Chicken Enchiladas. I remember the first time ordering their Fried Ice Cream, I died & gone to heaven or should I say I had a foodgasm. One of the best shizz I consumed. Sangria here is legit too. Affordable prices for bomb ass food. Not a college student but this place moved to a perfect spot by UC Berkeley where college students on a top ramen diet can afford to eat here. Love this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WcX1Vna_WIDONKXDlGAbxA", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aXFpNGwRogfXvVMERZL9aw", "text": "The food here is a-okay.  It's a good value for your money-- as in, it's a HUGE amount of food. The guacamole is bland- so be warned.  But the mango agua fresca is great.  We're vegetarian, and I definitely feel like they could have seasoned the veggies in the burrito a lot more.  But it wasn't bad.  And the beans and rice were good.  It's a lot of heavy food, but it's an Americanized-Mexican restaurant, so that's par for the course.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gkH-GFjy16d-mKIKu1_Mrw", "date": "2012-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cPHJfXX7n0jSXIXCNK3SiQ", "text": "My girl and I moved to Berserkeley on New Year's and were stoked at what we thought was going to be a smorgasbord of Tex-Mex restaurants (it is, after all, California) but hadn't quite landed on anything that great in our four months (not that we'd been trying especially hard). Then we spied Celia's and gave it a go.  \nService was excellent, prompt and accurate.  Prices are quite reasonable and everything was delish.  I was especially impressed with the salsa: homemade and not watery.  \nI would recommend for a third or fourth date (when you don't mind getting sloshy with your beau, also enjoy some intimate seating options toward the back) or a larger group.  Nice location, too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CcJu5mnYlJDzHJvcvPriqQ", "date": "2010-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cq44BKG9yZojCtROUxwMxA", "text": "Celia's offers a great variety of dishes to order and they have some awesome specials like the fiesta time which is an awesome deal that resembles tapas bars where you can order drinks and they come with free appetizers. \n\nAnyway, I had to get a California burrito because I've only had it once and it was in San Diego so it had pretty tough competition. The burrito was pretty good but it's a little pricey, although in return you get huge portions along with a constant refill of great chips and salsa. The staff were really friendly and funny so this place definitely gets a thumbs up from me. \n\nThis was my first time there and I left satisfied. I'll definitely be going to Celia's again in the future.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zlAxp6iJ8FiyoX2sRKe2Dg", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dcsf1wEbyFG50OHYpsDo7A", "text": "Most of the entrees seems a bit pricey, but the vegetarian burrito is a pretty good deal for about $7. Definitely a big fan of the salsa here which kind of tastes like a combination of salsa and marinara sauce which makes it so damn good. My friend and I finished about 3 bowls of salsa, and I was surprised didn't place us on their watch list or something. Overall, a nice sit down Mexican place on Northside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zd4oPurC3qOyEFzdpP568Q", "date": "2010-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DPHnme573bHmamyRAEaJ8g", "text": "Decent, yet pricey Mexican food offered at a sit-down venue. \n\nIf I could, I would give it a 2.5.\nThere are too main differences between Celia's and the other more casual Mexican food restaurants in Berkeley:\n-Larger menu with more elaborate dishes\n-Wait Service and less casual atmosphere\n\nThe food is not bad, but you shouldn't come to Celia's for a burrito. You can get a cheaper and probably better burrito across the street at La Burrita. \n\nThe first time I went to Celia's I tried the Chile Verde that was listed under the house specialties. It was pretty tasty and had just the right amount of spice to it. The second time I got a 3 combo plate with tacos, stuffed chile, and a tamale. The tacos and the chile were fine, but the tamale was dry, hard, and simply inedible. I am not going to be extra harsh on Celia's about this as I have yet to have a good tamale in any restaurant in the US. \n\nThe dinner plates range from $11-15. Service was always attentive.\n\nCome to Celia's for a group dinner if you want a sit down meal. If you want a burrito, just go to La Burrita across the street.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eW5BHaVDEj_uUImhxiPkZg", "text": "Pros:\n*friendly service\n*chips and SALSA\n\nCons:\n*food is too salty", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4c2Ji0RsYX6N7zJ0G5ClyQ", "date": "2012-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fXdD3qGZk1RS3Ds_1IA9Eg", "text": "I like it here. It's a little pricey though. One time I came here and ordered a quesadilla with a side of rice and beans... my bill was over 15 bucks! Not cool for a \"quick lunch catch up with a friend\" lol. But the food here is pretty good and authentic-tasting! Would have been 4, but 3 stars for the pricey-ness.. Nice to have have by campus though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4U-ebVXOz369oQF7Z7V55w", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G8EbG-44pqd4675XlqdhIg", "text": "The first thing you must know about Celia's is that they do not serve real Mexican food. This means there's no grease, no extensive amounts of onions and cilantro, and the salsa comes from a jar in Safeway. TexMex it is not. Ceclia's far superior than Chevy's or Applebee's. The ingredients are fresh and everything is marinated to perfection. \n\nMy boyfriend and I shared a large combination: chicken enchilada, ground beef taco, and pork tamale, rice, and beans. Too much food for us two! I think it could have been enough for 2.5 or even 3 people. The tamale was okay, but I think the taco and enchilada were much better. The enchilada came with a red sauce that seemed to have came out of a jar but it was actually a lot more flavorful than I imagined. The beans were delicious! It's hard to find good refried beans so I was pretty pleased. Cheddar cheese is sprinkled on everything, which isnt really Mexican food but more TexMex.\n\nChips and salsa are free here and served at the beginning of the meal while you look over the menu. When the food arrive, they bring out the corn tortillas and butter. The tortillas are amazing! Def. homemade.\n\nParking can be a bit difficult since it's so close to campus and involves hill parking so good luck, yelpers! \n\nI came here with a www.restaurant.com coupon...so $35 worth of food for four people ended up to be $19. YAY! It's like eating Mexican food in LA! I wish I can give this place more stars, but the facade of being Mexican and the slow service brought this place down to three.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3g_vgaCNlvR5uKmUkSz8Rw", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hv53HJMuYOCbI0Su9a2Ydw", "text": "I was excited that there is a Celia's on this side of the bay. Cute little street it's on. Never too crowded. Celia's is not the BEST place, but I've grown up with it since I was little and love it!!!! Yummy beans by the way.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "enYUhB9EdOC-9820z62YEg", "date": "2012-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KV5sJJzD696Nf0Je57ASYQ", "text": "Very good food and not very expensive! Just went here for the first time. The service is impeccable. We pretty much had two waiters on us the entire time.  Ask for their hot salsas when they bring you the chips, they usually serve it with the mild salsa. I ordered the enchilada and my girlfriend ordered the chicken burrito. Both were GREAT. I woud definitely come here again. Also\nHAPPY HOUR 330-530 on weekdays with free appetizers. Would go here just because of that. I definitely want to go back  to try their Chimichanga,\nThe tortilla soup was very interesting as well. Do not hesitate to try this place next time you're wandering north of campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RWjr6-QXA9Z-7gRMXMDhQ", "date": "2009-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_NhOmPu9cuiArIxvRFyChw", "text": "Celia's is a nice little Mexican restaurant that replaced a long line of not-that-great places on the north side.  They have complimentary salsa and chips, which are excellent.  I've never been dissatisfied with the meals I have ordered there, and am really happy about this north side addition.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rV7HQfBR5GnFlJ4LNfLF0Q", "date": "2009-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nlCZknxx4tlZtWy-cnXFQw", "text": "There are more than enough places around Berkeley to pick yourself up a gut-busting, tasty burrito on the cheap.  That's not why you go to Celia's.  It's an unassuming, sit-down restaurant to eat something kind of like \"real\" Mexican food and have a pitcher of beer among friends and/or coworkers.  \n\nIf you stick to the basics, the prices aren't too bad (paid $6.95 for a fairly large polla asada burrito).  Taste was moist and flavorful.  I should mention that it was easier to eat the burrito with fork and knife than holding it with two hands.  And I was fairly pleased with their store bought salsa and enchilada sauce.  I'm a big fan of places that serve chips and salsa when you sit down and are thinking about what to order.  Pitcher of draft beer runs $15 and was good for about 4-5 pints.\n\nWe sat in a booth in the back where it's a little more dim and isolated if you're into that.  You can easily carry on a conversation without straining too hard to hear each other speak.  There's also a good amount of seating by the large window in front which brings in some natural lighting.  Service was pretty friendly and frequent enough without being intrusive.  \n\nProbably won't make my regular rotation as it can get more expensive in a hurry, but wouldn't mind coming back for the occasional meal here and there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QFSPhD0um90_NXzz_SW85A", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "On1IaR435L7ok4YRN4Kpmg", "text": "This could be my new neighborhood...well maybe. \nActually, my boyfriend works in the neighborhood so as I was picking him up from work one weekend evening we decided to eat dinner nearby.  \nIf It's the chain restaurant from the ones I've been to on the Peninsula I wasn't going to have high expectations.  It was just ok, as I expected.  \nThere were mainly college students, but it wasn't super crowded.  I ordered a standard 2 enchilada dinner plate and it was just fine.  Service was pretty prompt and food came out fast.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Hj_GF8MnikDy4BQzf0B8Dg", "date": "2011-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pPuR_KG4aUrVmfGbWG5epw", "text": "The owner messaged me to inform me of new (lower priced) menus, and other kitchen improvements. Bump up a star for now, until I get a chance to try again", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_mc5xw685ko4cGYBOmIQHQ", "date": "2010-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q5E1e4mNOXs2aAgigJDDmQ", "text": "I am incredibly excited about this restaurant. I am particularly excited for the exact reason that others have dismissed this restaurant as not appropriate for the fast food berkeley crowd. I desperately want a place I can sit with my friends, eat some snacks, and suck down some tasty cocktails - all this without trekking to shattuck or south side. This is potentially it! I had lunch there the other day to celebrate a friend's birthday and we were all really happy with our food. Yes, it's a bit expensive given the other options of the area, but its nice to have this option sometimes. Today I'm meeting a friend for happy hour, and I 'll report back on our experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yt5GlSoWX161zxUGuwPxXw", "date": "2008-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RtGekVkK-e1HAewO5nhPgw", "text": "Celia's is your basic Mexican comfort food joint.  Not authentic, not fancy, but the food is plentiful and good.  The service is sweet natured and the selection of beers is decent.  Good for satisfying your hunger at odd hours.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xM6zUf66kSnp7ZE_FhgHrw", "date": "2010-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T6jS1t9TrBBOxar7Yk6oAw", "text": "Just had their chicken enchilada and it was delicious!  This place is no-frills homemade Californian-Mexican food at its best.  I'm sick of paying $10 for two tiny gourmet taco truck goat cheese and pulled pork creations.  Sometimes you just want an enchilada.\n\nNothing trendy or innovative, but just plain good. The salsa is delicious and the enchilada sauce was just right.  Also, really friendly, speedy service.  \n\nA little on the pricey side overall, but the small combos are a good deal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZNftugyciiQ3DKRrLClTrQ", "date": "2012-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tA7dDrmRzcapwvpTjLkVvA", "text": "Highly Recommend!  The food was awesome, and the margaritas were just as good!  It was my first time, and I had a $25 giftcard from Restaurant.com.  \n\nThe service was very good, and he was the only one.  We didn't have to wait long for our meal, and the margaritas came out quick too!  My husband and I really enjoyed ourselves, and will be back FOR SURE! \n\nOh and they provide chips and salsa!  Which is a must at a mexican restaurant!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ac87n_PsvIJYMCUduUANMw", "date": "2012-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tE3bzXl8E_zpOqlYQohS8g", "text": "I use Celia's to cater group lunches.  I like to order large pans of beans, rice, meat, salad, etc. so that people can assemble their own plates of food.  This is particularly great if your group has a large number of vegetarians (their beans and rice are vegetarian).  \n\nI also go to Celia's to eat on my own sometimes...they have a vegetarian menu that I like.  They also let you sub in black beans and corn tortillas which makes me happy.  :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NkV0N8p7a5l-q0gNxK7Nmg", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "toBTvGzf-C1nW3Z266xwWg", "text": "Had the shrimp burrito and it was A-OK.  The only issue was that the shrimp was overcooked and not very tender.  The atmosphere is good for large dinners and margaritas with a group of your college chum.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tx8MF6Wa8qfDQ-lkCiuYzg", "text": "I went here a while ago so I dont remember any specifics. It's probably better than anything Mexican on southside, but not as good as things farther out or in oakland. sit down, which is nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uISK3rL5cEE7VFXajX_mFA", "text": "their crab enchilada is great! i really liked their salsa too. service was good when they're not busy. didn't like the chicken chimichanga i got tho, so that knocks off a star. overall lovely.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vij4cJxKTczB15pf68_tqg", "date": "2011-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wdhNsZX1Hn7RCpL7i89hHg", "text": "My husband and I have been coning to Celias for 30 years! Service is fast, food is HOT, and most importantly good! The wait staff are always polite and engaging! Good margaritas too!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "diIPjII9AY8amcSq2679_w", "date": "2012-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_yZ6KeOY8Jtun861W4iKug", "text": "My second trip here has done anything but lower my review, but I did make two slightly sketch observations about Celia's: \n\nMy friend and I came in during happy hour 3:30-6:30pm and got margaritas. They are $6, a large portion, and super sweet! However, single drinks during happy hour are supposed to come with a free appetizer i.e. mini tacos, nachos, etc. and our waiter did not even mention that to us. Holding out, much? Fortunately, both my friend and I wanted to get full entrees anyways and we are also both extremely passive people so we didn't say anything, but we decided that it was not very honest that they didn't even offer the freebies. Perhaps they thought they successfully took advantage of us...but we're on to you!\n\nSecond, they don't card. \n\nAs for the food, this time my pollo Mexican-style entree completely outshined the burrito I got last time. It has made me believe that restaurant \"specialties\" are really titled that for a reason, and not just randomly priced higher. The giant plate of rice, refried beans, cole slaw, with an additional tray of chicken sauteed with bell peppers and onions on top came out so hot--not spicy, but temperature-wise--that I could not touch the plate and I slightly burned my tongue on the first bite. But that didn't stop me from devouring it. I'm not quite sure I'll be back now that we have no more coupons to use, but Celia's has certainly increased my appreciation for non-burrito Mexican food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yzbVJCnpW8W6J6gnhMNvIw", "text": "chips and salsa was good.  portions of the food was big.  the happy hour menu looked like a really good deal (i think it was a free personal appetizer for every alcohol drink?).  service was a tad slow.  but their dessert was my favorite part!  i forgot what it was called but it's pieces of fried churros or something drizzled with honey and comes with a side of ice cream.  make sure you get an extra scoop of ice cream if you're sharing.  \n\noverall - i'd most likely check out my local La Penca Azul the next time I'm in the mood for mexican.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xMSDosWZGitXSmCty779Ow", "date": "2012-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z-Jcpaw_cbz-aiJ753-6yQ", "text": "Decent Mexican place, a lot better than La Burrita and a bit better than Mario's. For sure not a grab-a-burrito and run type of place. Love the colorful decor, not so much a fan of the prices. One of the better Mexican places in Berkeley, but by no means great.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nnbm3A-CPWYQpsdsy0ZQRg", "date": "2010-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zXvMHwpuZQeJMOeYjZeKjw", "text": "What a shame that the historic location has closed. But at least the bar no longer need to compete with the drunk Irish at Brennans. I used to love going to the Celia's at the bottom of University. Having parties upstairs was the best.\n\nThe new location near campus is convenient, noticeably quicker, and the food is just as gourmet. I miss the house signature margarita mix that was on tap (literally a plumbing tap that came out of the wall behind the bar). \n\nMy recommendation: try the carne asada tacos. You won't be disappointed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1awbYFe6SYh4J3UQv2GQvA", "date": "2009-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "X_rbtniDMyx5lRJYqbMwkA", "text": "When you live in the Fruitvale and end up at Celia's in Berkeley to have dinner with friends, there is only one word that appropriately sums up the whole experience.\n\n\"Meh.\"\n\nIt'd probably be two stars, if it hadn't been for the fabulous ladies I was dining with!  Food was EXPENSIVE, service was slow despite the fact that no one was in there at 5:30 on a Wednesday, and if I weren't in a lovely mood right now.  I'm feeling generous.  So Celia's, you take that extra star, you hold it to your heart, and you cherish it.  'Cause if I ever come back... watch out for my review update.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2Dg4fbWB1uqouXC2X48E6g", "date": "2009-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZMMfflkehZMcYgAJT7BDmg", "text": "The friendly and attentive service almost bumped Celia's up to 2 stars, but the food was so terrible that I really couldn't justify it. My mole-covered enchiladas consisted of two tiny tortillas filled with dry bits of chicken and drenched with the blandest mole I have ever encountered. The tasteless brown goop to one side (beans, I hope) was covered with a congealed mass of artificially-coloured, radioactive-orange cheese. On the opposite bank of my mole puddle was a pile of overly-vinegary coleslaw. Not counting the beer, this was the best part of the meal.\n\nThe price for this plateful of mediocrity? $13.95. If you want bad Mexican food, save yourself some money and head to La Burrita instead.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "lTScKxj30WN5qJ_g48KYcA", "date": "2009-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0qW5shIojax2k7ZyaQA0Tw", "text": "My first experience here was decent. The tacos were pretty good and would agree with other yelpers in that aspect. \n\nThe chile relleno are not bad they are disgusting. The mole had a good base, but what makes a mole, mole is the 30 or so other spices that have to be added. And those were lacking...so disappointing...\n\nIts not overly expensive for a nice mexican restaurant, except its not that nice and the food not that good.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "28gEy5R8RQ-jDupPHgoyQA", "text": "I like Celia's mostly for their wet burritos. I agree with other reviewers that they are on the pricier side, but the portions are huge! I always walk out of Celia's either with leftovers or feeling way too full. But I consider it a good thing!\n\nBefore your meal comes, they serve chips and salsa. Unlike Mario's La Fiesta, their salsa is not too spicy, and their chips are usually fresh. Service is great - someone always comes around to refill the chips or salsa. One time, four of us had seriously like 5 rounds of chips and salsa while waiting for a friend to join us. Celia's staff was so nice about it too!\n\nEvery time I come to Celia's, it's to get a burrito. The times when I've gotten just a regular burritos (without the enchilada sauce), I've been less than satisfied. So, minus one star for that. But the sauce makes the burrito so much better. Also, I love it when they line a glass of horchata with cinnamon sugar.\n\nOverall, I give them four stars, because I think I get my money's worth here. Thanks, Celia!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gDxSpme9duJavbNusoRRmg", "date": "2010-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7cHsq7Lh5GglwX__OMkg0w", "text": "I love Celia's. The owner and staff are extremely nice, and the food is excellent.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tbMJBzxhPMU-3KnA-f8rww", "date": "2011-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8liSjX4OlY9NCrcNayUSDw", "text": "cute place close to campus.\n\nBoth ordered the taco salad. We've had better. Everything was kind of bland, and the taco shell was just ok. Nothing totally jumped out about this place. If I came back, I would try something else off their menu.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2010-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "azulW92kOeXpt5y0czLo_w", "text": "Jeff saw this restaurant with Esther on Cal day and hurriedly took a picture of it to show me. We waited a few months before we finally tried it. \n\nIt is a really cutely decorated restaurant, with multi-coloured chairs and a cute cactus logo. The owners/casher was super friendly, and seated us quickly (because there was only one other person). \n\nWe ordered just two tacos, because we weren't super hungry, expecting it to come with huge amounts of side-dishes, since it WAS $13 with tax and tip. But the portions were measly. The beans and rice were really good, but MSG-ish. Overall-- the food was decent, but it really wasn't worth it. I could have bought colourful Sony earphones from the Cal student store or 13 medium-quality pens!\n\nWe have given it two stars, because it shares my name. It lost all the other stars because it was overpriced. Paying almost $7 a taco is NOT our cup of pinata.\n\nBut CAL STUDENTS! There is a coupon in your planner! We discovered it afterwards, so... make sure you use it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "MSwnEugaNRe50qXy21-fFw", "date": "2010-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b8-DVZNbwGPVQR9orYZsSQ", "text": "Good service, quick response on the order, food was average quality and a bit over priced.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1g_ajkmxzivqpY8E9s9sgQ", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cc56MyrVbSpvBY5wiGnCRw", "text": "I begrudgingly came here because my buddy loves this place and was in from out of town. I can't for the life of me figure out WHY! I love Mexican food but theirs is just not that good. It reminds me of strip mall Mexican restaurants in middle america. \n\nI ordered a carnitas burrito and margarita. The fried pork was dry and bland and the rest of the burrito was mostly rice. The margarita was weak and they use commercial sweet and sour. \n\nIts right off campus and maybe they run happy hour specials (20$ for a pitcher of bad drinks is not a deal) but I won't be going back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0eZ2ZEcwcSiB5NGfYYIpQQ", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fXwuqAkRcUINVvxZVZBZ5A", "text": "Went to the new location after a million yrs of having eaten at the original place. (Maybe a tad exageration) Ordered the same mole enchilada dish I remeber enjoying but this time seemed a tad saltier. Are my taste buds changing or did the gloomy day , surrounding homeless peeps , and dirty storefronts affect the taste of my food? Not to mention we were the only ones there the whole time on a mid Saturday. I was a little disappointed with the old tasting \"grilled\" not grilled chicken in my kids quesadilla. I love the side cabbage dish but not sure if that's enough for me to go back unless I was in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IQGi-3XZK3DlbDlAJjFPmw", "date": "2011-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-HbSl0i61jE9ZgW-U6-Hug", "text": "I just had tortilla soup.... The soup was decent, but the server took 20 minutes to realize I was alive. Then after he gave me the check it took another 20 minutes for him to come get it from me. I ate solo so I think that may be why. But very frustrating!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FenE5_jzIy97Eg9jGhWQ6w", "date": "2011-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IQzQ_SdkqWJa3BhYmlDwVA", "text": "Went here during happy hour specials and it was a little slow. There was one other table at the time.  During the summer, I imagine they really miss the Berkeley students. \n\nMy daughter enjoyed the black beans as she rolled them up in a tortilla and added some onions and tomatoes.\n\nAll in all it is not fancy but it is festive in Celia's. It is a good value.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "c8YOUQ1Lz645fopLMNEAnw", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nn9wf5releiS2r2psageFw", "text": "No thanks. Visited this place Thursday 16th before a CAL Men's Basketball game. Only a few tables occupying the place and experienced horrible service. We interacted with our waiter 3 times. 1. For drink and food order, 2. us complaining about our missing dip 3. My party inrritated trying to get the attention of our waiter to acknowledge we had been done with our food (approx 15 mintues) and were wanting to get out of there. No refills or anything. Not going back there. \n\nParty of 4. All said their food was just so-so. I got the sizzling suprema fajitas (Beef, Chicken, Prawns) and the only thing Suprema about it was it's smoke'n sizzling action as it was brought to our table. The Prawns (shrimp, lol) didn't taste fresh at all, no RED bell pepper, four slivers of GREEN bell pepper (on heat for too long) and heaps of over cooked onion. I DO NOT plan on going back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZMUU8PKLvm80QVKCOnH9Zg", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nrYo_xvlS1tc8pg1MjWJuA", "text": "Picadillo (shredded beef) tostada salad is the jam.   Beans, crunchy tostada shell, picadillo, tons of melted cheese, a mound of lettuce, tomato and avacado plus red enchilada sauce.  THE JAM!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pyg87oUMYyYTvEsp_mxsmw", "text": "I've actually been to Celia's before they introduced their California Burrito, and I got a rather sub par wet chicken burrito. BF's vegetarian burrito was nothing I've ever tasted before, but actually REALLY GOOD. Nicely seasoned spuds and everything. Even though it's pricier Mexican food than I'm used to, Celia's (like most mexican places, I think) gives you HUGE proportions and decent, prompt service. \n\nThat being said, this review is mostly about their CALIFORNIA BURRITO. And I have to say, it's not bad. The flour tortilla could be chewier and thinner, the burrito more packed, the cheese more melted, the fries crisper, but then, it HAS been 8 months since I've had a Cali Burrito from San Diego, and well, absence always makes the heart grow fonder. \n\nThe only real problems I had were the carne asada, which was quite tough and stringy, and salsa, which I don't like in my burritos and specifically requested them to leave out, but I guess they didn't understand/forgot. \n\nIn any case, it hit the spot. I'd definitely go back for it, even if it was just okay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2SBxCX9cDzrLVdSweCQrXQ", "date": "2010-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QjG6-ueGzlHdl4glDfOrNQ", "text": "I was expecting something great from the newest restaurant in the cursed building that once held Asiana Garden.\n\nUnfortunately, it's just not that great.\n\nIt is a proper sit down place which is a little jarring amidst the self-serve atmosphere of Euclid Ave. Of course, their main competitor is La Burrita Northside, and it doesn't exactly take a master chef to beat 'em. But they can't. They are not much better. While they are generous with chips and salsa, so is La Burrita. Celia's has a better menu selection by far but perhaps I just got the wrong thing because I just wasn't impressed.\n\nCelia's could really steal the show if they improved their dishes and blew La Burrita out of the water. But right now they're far from that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Lb37hatAjI3fgHEh2lMNEw", "date": "2008-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RN2XMzBZCAizpKKoL1UXBA", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 2\nService: 4\n\nCame here for lunch today, and got the carna asade lunch special with beans and rice, along with corn tortillas and an orange juice. It was okay, but it wasn't what I would call \"good.\" Tropicana orange juice would have tasted better. Also, they apparently do not have to-go boxes, so I was forced to take my leftovers on a paper plate covered by some aluminum foil.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sc90h7-sBKP4aGaXx_NkHA", "text": "I have been going to Celia's for years.  First at the old location at the foot of University Avenue and the new location on Euclid near campus.  I usually go for lunch while working in Berkeley. They have a great lunch menu - very inexpensive and fast, efficient service.  Their cole slaw is fantastic and comes with just about every combination plate.  Their to go service is fantastic - it's fast and comes with all the items you would get if you were eating in house.  \n\nBut try it yourselves - I will keep going back again and again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aKCad593EqphYYLIJ2vRlA", "date": "2012-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tVsI0ub8tkohJdLJjau4bw", "text": "I have been a Celia's customer since I was 16 years of age. It was one of my mothers favorite restaurants. My very first margarita was enjoyed with my mother at this restaurant - old location.\n\nFast forward  location has changed but the staff hasn't. I love this place - On tap Margaritas and an awesome selection of options if you like seafood.\nMy favorite dishes are crab enchiladas and the crab nachos. \nThis is great food and fun with my family. \nWhenever I am there I feel close to my Mother in heaven.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1v9vpiCEoEPi4MrlGja7gA", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uu-QswenGfM8AiPXWCbGlA", "text": "So this is the brand new location for this restaurant, and it could not have been a worse experience for me.  I order a burrito with guacamole and sour cream, should be a no brainer right?  First off, the bill comes out to $12! $12 for a burrito! are they kidding me?  Secondly when I get it, neither the sour cream nor the guacamole are inside the burrito, they just gave me two sides.   What am i going to do with two sides and nothing to eat them with? So i have to dismantle my burrito and put it myself in some sort of \"build your own burrito kit.\"  Thirdly, why open up a sit down mexican restaurant next to Cal when 75% of your business is probably going to be students grabbing a burrito and heading back to campus?  Hopefully this is just growing pains and they can turn this spot around because La Burrita sucks too.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Uv6WIUs6l1BkWeMtF94HAg", "date": "2008-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vck7vs6WDE27Wi9hTF-tcg", "text": "From someone who has eaten at Celia's since 1990 when the original location was on the pre-yuppy 4th street Berkeley, I can say that this recently remodeled, clean and authentic looks has not given up anything!\nThe food is prepared in a traditional authentic way so that everything on the menu is full of flavor. \nMy favorite: the chicken enchiladas. With the best enchilada sauce it's a must try!\n\nA recommended must try!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hpq6MEzOTP1xiJ0ZCQ1mnw", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-zLDeBI1oKKllv_7TzPmyw", "text": "Yelp cracks me up.\n\nI mean, seriously, guys? Complaining about $10-$12 for a full meal? If you can't afford to eat more than a cheap and greasy slice of pizza, don't go out of your budget then blame the restaurant. Besides, complaining about how much something cost when you knew the price going in--especially when it's not even particularly expensive--is just plain tacky.\n\nTrust me, I've been there with the ramen and the greasy pizza and the quarter-counting. I'm not speaking as a snobbish rich girl. I just don't get knowing the price of something and paying it willingly--it's not like you don't have choices--then whining about being ripped off. Especially when it's still inexpensive compared to a lot of other places. \n\nOk, my review. The fajita quesadilla is absolutely to die for. I pretty much order this every time then try samples of what everyone else is having, and so far, it's all been good. The tortilla soup is particularly memorable. I also had one of their giant burritos once, and enjoyed it (though I couldn't finish the whole thing).\n\nDefinitely one of my top three Mexican places in the East Bay.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7yJHyOEGHBHihDQVulIW8g", "date": "2010-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7zeEgC5eUlH_hJzC7UYtpA", "text": "I visited Celia's the other day for the first time.  I was there in time for happy hour, so the place was fairly full and there was a steady stream of people coming for take out the whole time I was there.  I was seated promptly and the service was consistent and attentive.\n\nI like that during happy hour you get a free mini appetizer.  The margarita was very good and strong for me (but I'm a light weight, so it's hard to judge).  I got the Celia's Super special which is like a four item combo.  It was reasonably priced considering that it was only a few dollars more than a two item combo and I took the rest home with me for lunch the next day.  The food was great, excellent salsa, chile rellano, and rice. I couldn't really tell the difference between their enchilada and their burrito, but as they were both delicious, I don't think this is a big deal.\n\nAll in all, after spending a year on the east coast, Celia's you were my Mexican food, \"Welcome Home!\".  And a tasty welcome it was.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L7O2xS-x1_8OBIQiUqX4FQ", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AW2rxYbJoKEpvVxkwtSuLA", "text": "Food is bland, but not terrible--everything could have used more salt and spicy sauce. Chips were stale and lacking salt when we went. But the veggie chimichunga and burrito were fine, and everyone's portions were enormous. If you are hungry in the neighborhood and need food, there you go.\n\nThe biggest disappointment was the margaritas--they might have been missing the tequilla. Also, why have salted rims if they are served with straws? Mystery.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K4ucE5Z71bh69X7WAHhvmg", "date": "2009-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CzLvAIIT0PDd4RdI7650Kg", "text": "I've been to Celia's twice and enjoyed it both times. It's excellent if you're in the mood for Mexican but would also enjoy a pleasant sit-down. Prices are totally manageable and the food is quite tasty -- I had an enchilada and a tamale. The beans and rice were definitely above average, especially for Berkeley, which has a surprising lack of quality Mexican. Jealous of Northside: they get Celia's and we get Chipotle.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Kv8hO7YhNiiGiJtfMBb68g", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "2538vR5KbmRCtIsQCfIrbw", "text": "Delicious!\n\nI came here for lunch with a CampusCred deal ($6 for $12 of credit at Celia's) and it was definitely worth it. My favorite is the Wet Burrito, which is HUGE and definitely lasts me 2 meals, even though it is like $9. \n\nService is amazing, lunch is pretty quiet because not many people are up at northside, and they have some great chips and salsa. This is a great place for groups because it's very spacious. I would definitely come here again (especially with another CampusCred deal)!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "JuaeBMyaOobS_bcjrCaBxQ", "text": "It's hard to find good Mexican food in Berkeley, especially when you've been spoiled by SoCal like I have. While purists should probably stick to the Mission, Celia's definitely satisfies.\n\nExcellent, speedy service, all the tasty standards that you've come to love and a few that you haven't heard of yet if you're feeling adventurous.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HEG5YSUu8Txp694lVFOenQ", "date": "2011-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ghmgGWk9pn8aNN4lm1_kWw", "text": "Celia would make an awesome mom.\n\nMy boyfriend and I spent a beautiful MLK day afternoon enjoying their happy hour, which can be enjoyed by others M-F from 3:30 till' 5:30. If you order a pitcher of beer (~$15) or a pitcher of margaritas (~$20), they'll give you a giant appetizer platter complete with nachos, chimichangitas, and quesadilla. With a glass of beer or margarita, they'll give you two fresh taquitos (little tacos, not the fried roll kind). So you're basically ordering drinks, but getting dinner, and the price reflects only one half of what you'd otherwise pay. \n\nAnd if Celia were my mom, I'd want our waiter to be my dad. He told us that making the margaritas was his favorite part of his job. That's the kind of role model we could all use.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "j6waxngS_1gbWrMAS0WoAQ", "date": "2009-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "giXDyO77Mu_9AtluGrFCQQ", "text": "This restaurant seems out of place on Northside because it is significantly more expensive than all the nearby restaurants. When you first enter, there is the option of ordering-to-go, otherwise you are promptly seated for dine-in. \n\nComplimentary chips and salsa come with every table. I ordered the sizzling fajitas supremas, which serves 2 people who aren't starving. Comes with beef, chicken, and prawns; onions, and bell pepper while the rice and beans come on a separate plate. The tortillas come in a container that keeps the tortillas from cooling too quickly; every place should have these! \n\nThe total bill would have been close to $20 including tax, but thanks to Campus Cred's deal it was closer to $13. I'd recommend the sizzling fajitas supremas because it tastes way better than anything La Burrita has to offer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JdLmmwxlfwcUdCgO8Eh6Lw", "text": "Celia's just opened on the east side of Euclid, a few feet up from the corner of Hearst.  This is a location that has housed many a restaurant over the years.  None has been good; at least one was Mexican (c. 1996).\n\nThe new restaurant opened a few days ago, and it was packed today for lunch.  I asked the host whether they are related to the Celia's on Fourth Street.  The answer surprised me: they *are* the Celia's on Fourth Street.  More precisely, they got kicked out of their building, which is now a big hole in the ground, and they moved up to campus.\n\nTo me, Celia's represents the \"old style\" of Americanized Mexican food.  I think that I went once about 30 years ago and decided never to return.  But how can I resist a new place at the edge of campus?  So there I was today for lunch; there we were, in fact.\n\nThe set-up is that of a traditional restaurant with table service.  You get seated by the host, order from a waiter, and get served by the waiter.  This makes things potentially slower than at Nefeli, say; Nefeli is a place where you order at the counter and then sit down and wait for your plate to be delivered.  In fact, our waiter came over quite soon after we sat down, and our orders were delivered about 10 minutes after they were taken.  I had a fish burrito; my friend had a vegetarian burrito.  Both of us had the same reaction, which is essentially \"meh!\"\n\nI don't expect to be back any time soon.  There's better food to be had in the neighborhood and on campus.  On the other hand, one never knows.  As I said in reviewing another restaurant, I won't resist all that strongly if friends want to drag me in for another go.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2008-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rXaFuAxSVR5z2FxVdjue2A", "text": "had the fish tacos, which were just fine, but the sangria was sub-par. the fruit had a weird smell to it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VXU5w6Sd3vEaclo6q5_qqQ", "text": "Outstanding service, generous pitcher-sizes, homemade flan, and an unbeatable happy hour.  The only thing that could make it better for me is live mariachi! One of the best kept secrets in Berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mkuDSJ-_gq0_9vVtII3MEA", "date": "2010-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "ABgthSeLO05YqA9EjOUWxQ", "text": "Celia's in Berkley is a dream come true.\n\nThis isn't any cheap imitator Mexican restaurant. This is the real deal folks.\n\nI've been going to Celia's all over the Bay Area and Celia's on Euclid has it all!\n\nA tantalizing assortment of salsa to go along with the free chips.\n\nA stunning menu including every traditional Mexican platter your little heart desires.\n\nI don't drink often folks, but when I do, I prefer XX. . .AND THEY GOT IT ON TAP. . .You know I \"tap\" that\n\nGreat after class, in between, class, during class, or for a date with a pretty young thing or even with your Mom. . .Celia's is classy enough like a tuxedo shirt, yadig?\n\nPlus they cater. . .Efficient and affordable.\n\nWAIT! This is the ONLY place in Berkley with the So Cal burrito!\n\nSo if this isn't enough to convince you that Celia's of Berkley is legit, go test for yourself.\n\nPhilthy over n' out", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hM8ItyE-6pETrYgCSldKtA", "date": "2010-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ZEVNJ-bA4VYkf1Zni_SUA", "text": "Tried Celia's for the first time recently and liked it quite a bit. Good food, friendly service and great atmosphere. I'm not sure I get the comments about the prices: I felt like I got more than my money's worth here, and then some.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UFJXNe7TykBo6tALKNNSPQ", "date": "2011-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pv_LKzEsxXgj_2-g1NyImQ", "text": "WOW. this place is for people who like their food to lack flavor. My boyfriend and I had lunch here. I like salsa with tomato chunks and this salsa was just soupy with a whole lotta cilantro. The chips were whatever. I ordered steak/chicken fajitas. They came out sizzling and i was ready to dig in.... FAIL the meat had no seasoning or flavor. So i thought, Okay I can work around that ill just add a ton of rice and beans on the tortilla and drench the meat with this soupy salsa. FAIL THE tortillas were so hard they were cracking. The rice was so bland ( and i love rice) My bf had enchiladas and these were probably okay just because they were covered in sauce. BIG WASTE OF MONEY", "stars": 1, "user_id": "gZWlJBVX5wg2gctOXZtnCA", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fM-P1ozufZXUOne6-osFTg", "text": "I went here for lunch one day while working on the campus. Keep in mind I was just looking for a quick burrito to take back to work to eat.\n\nFirst off, it cost WAAY too much for a regular burrito. I just got the house burrito with quite regular ingredients and the burrito was just normal, nothing special. This cost me about $9.50.\n\nI don't think I will be going back here when I can get an even better burrito from La Burrito for $5.99", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 15, "useful": 16, "funny": 14}, "review_id": "u5YU3ZA0VVFTXpi3FadICQ", "text": "Celia's is like a dream come true for the Berkeley resident.  A full service Mexican restaurant (not a taqueria), Celias offers a comfortable and friendly environment to eat large portions of delicious Mexican eats.  Tacos, Tamales, Chimichangas, Enchiladas, and your friendly burrito are all available, ala carte or in combination dinners.  The portions are generous and the hosts are friendly and attentive.  If you're looking for take-out, they are fast and prepare full plates packaged to go (paper plates and aluminum-wrapped to keep 'em hot!)\n\nNOTE: I strongly recommend the ground beef tacos.  They're delicious and don't have \"mystery meat\" as filler - no sir, good bits of real beef.\n\nAnother reviewer compared this place with the rat-infested shithole that is La Burrita, to which I can only say - if you're interested in Uncle Ben's rice, Salsa you could squeeze-spray on, boiled meat, industrial grade beans and chips, and sitting on the can afterwards regretting it, well, you're welcome to it.\n\nMe, I'll be across the street chomping down Celia's delicious eats.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MtJpkMJ1edE_Q0ec8cmxVQ", "date": "2008-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "stH9fnjPCLsejU2ikZxGKA", "text": "I went here this afternoon with my boyfriend. Fantastic service, very large portions, and great burritos. Their pineapple agua frescas was delicious. :) Awesome atmosphere as well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hLGKr59Uc7yZOUzS-ptLrw", "date": "2011-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9rF2IZ_z0-GCSI5PW9TBzw", "text": "Celia's mexican restaurant is my favorite on a cold day in Berkeley! They have great chips and salsa, which always accompanies my DELICIOUS margeritas as i wait for my food to come. The food is fast, warm, and flavorful. The prices are good for how much FOOD you get. I don't think I have every completely finished a meal, but it makes amazing lunch the next day too. Overall, the waitstaff is extremely nice and they remember you, which makes my experience there always comforting and satisfying. I just can't go anywhere else now, because all the sit down mexican places in berkeley or in the bay area just don't compare.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uuZHQUPmk_Hn246xoIxWlA", "date": "2012-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iK3Wr5WK2ll2U3PgdAF_1Q", "text": "You can get much better Mexican for a fraction of the cost, I had a mediocre burrito that came out to ~$9.  Instead, I could have applied that $9 much more wisely, to 2 much better burritos at a place like Gordo's, or maybe to 12-month CD (with the interest paid in burritos).  In any event, I don't think I'll be investing my money in Celia's again anytime soon.  \n\nps: If you're going to get a pitcher of sangria, ask for it without ice, otherwise they'll pack that thing full of the frozen stuff like like it was a sno-cone.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CpYy-uIO7V5TY30DnkoeOw", "date": "2008-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mNvAveyNoYBQn2xyV5_BEw", "text": "All my classes are on the north side of campus, therefore, lunch at Celia's happens.  Quite honestly, it wouldn't have to.  The food across the street is just as good, but cheaper.  The only reason they get away with charging so much, is that they have a large space to serve indoors.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2009-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Va9XCt9V4WpBfmnTv3JT1w", "text": "Happy to say that upon my return, the service was at 100%. We were seated, had ordered, and were served in under 20 minutes. Food is still homey calie-tex-mex wonderful, and their margaritas are still the best. I'm a regular once again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hKLPn-TSAgzzXzFJirxVVg", "date": "2009-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5NPxOnrKcWzTvWlBXZPs2w", "text": "HORRIBLE food. HORRIBLE service. HORRIBLE prices (excusable had the food been better... but it wasn't)\n\nLike many other UC students, I had excitedly purchased a CampusCred deal ($6 for $12) and was eager to try a new Mexican place around the area. I'm a long-time fan of Mexican food and have tried places ranging from Cancun to the taco truck at the Ashby flea market, so you can understand my disappointment when I found my food so unappetizing here that I couldn't even finish it. \n\nMy friend and I had come here for dinner at around 6. We were quickly seated and given a menu and chips with salsa (so far so good). However, when it came to ordering, it was difficult to flag down a waiter and even after we told someone we were ready to order, had to wait another 10min. Later on, our waiter had to come back and ask for my order again since he had forgotten what it was.\n\nWe ordered the Nachos appetizer, a Chicken House burrito, and a Shrimp burrito. \n\nNachos: the Nachos weren't bad, but not great either. The upside was that they were covered in nicely melted cheese (who doesn't love cheese?). However, they could have used a bit more toppings. There were barely any tomato and avocado chunks and I didn't see any onion pieces. I found them a bit bland, but I like heavily flavored things so I drenched them in salsa.\n\nShrimp Burrito: They should rename this the BEAN burrito. There were hardly any shrimp in here and FILLED with pinto beans. Like the Nachos, I found it extremely bland and had to once again drench it in salsa. Also, I cannot emphasize just how disgusting their tortillas are. Both my friend and I were a bit taken aback by its bland taste (It's a bit hard to describe, but imagine eating an uncooked wheat tortilla from Safeway). \n*Note: I had over half of my burrito left which I brought home and gave to another of my housemates. She also noted that the tortilla was horrible in comparison to that of Pauncho's or Chipotle. \n\nChicken Burrito: My friend thought the chicken tasted and felt a lot like canned Tuna. I thought hers actually tasted a lot better than mine considering how it wasn't drowned in beans. She was a bit upset by the minuscule amount of guacamole they put in it (add-on). Like the nachos, there were only a few small avocado chunks dispersed throughout the burrito. Lastly, the sour-cream wasn't well spread out and heavily concentrated at one end of her burrito so when she cut into it, a giant blob of it spilled out. She ended up scooping it out and then just applying it to her burrito as she ate it.\n\n**Note: One thing I have to give them is that their burritos are HUGE...\n\nPerhaps it was the day or what we ordered, but I found this place very unsatisfactory and will probably never come here again. Although generally a good deal, I wouldn't have bought the CampusCred knowing what I do now about this place. For those of you reading this review, I hope you have a much better experience. :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qbAr5JprrSe9Cp1BGeYuOA", "date": "2012-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BjKnndNS2o0Hir-KZejEKQ", "text": "Our family has been coming to Celia's (of Berkeley) for over 18 years now, and it is easily our go-to restaurant. We've grown to adore the people that work there, the ambiance (even though they changed locations!), the food, and the Celia's food coma.\n\nWe typically order the cheese enchilada dinner plate -- very cheesy enchiladas with a side of rice, beans and coleslaw, ceviche tostada (omg yum), or chimichangas. Reasonable pricing and fast service! The chips and salsa are also very fly - chips can be stale at times, but we are usually so busy inhaling the salsa that we don't mind it! And holy crap - order the decadent, sugary cinnamony sopapillas if you can still handle it.  Service is sometime sub par, but it's all gravy because in general, this place just makes you feel good. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rqSxYeg7oA7vA9KC49wfPA", "date": "2008-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_pIjUQgJ_kgV_AJwYap0PQ", "text": "I always order the #4 combo plate.  I never stray from the combo platters, because they never do me wrong!  I could live on Celia's tacos and enchiladas for every meal of the day.  I've noticed most of the negative reviews are for the prices, understandable considering its next to UC, but it's not pretending to be a cheap taco-stand restaurant.  This is family style, sit-down mexican food at its best, and I wouldn't want it any other way.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gcIilNLCVu7A1M_TVzAMIw", "date": "2010-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tWURkGKbCr-rDXON6eenIQ", "text": "Portions are HUGE! I took a picture of the plate vs. my hand...wow! The actual food was okay, but considering that it's in Berkeley and that it's really reasonably priced (about $12-15 for a plate) it's pretty good. \n\nMy favorite is the fried ice cream. Definitely save room for that! MmmMmMMmmmm I am hungry just thinking about that stuff", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YPFjxs9CRwo2kAgKxpTiPA", "text": "I'm from so cal so I have higher standards for mexican food, so take my review with a grain of salt. It was not too impressive and I really didn't think that they gave THAT big of a portion. I do have a BIG appetite though, so maybe you should take that with a grain of salt too. Overall, I don't really recommend making a special trip to this place. Any normal burrito place would do and it would be cheaper. \n\nVERY NICE SERVICE THOUGH :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "yEYaBEseCLoyKCHNPMXhxw", "text": "First, this is not MEXICAN food but IMITATION. \n\nBe aware of Mexican Restaurants where the only people who eat there are not Latinos or people who cannot distinguish the real from Celia's type. \n\nMy friend was very eager to go because she got a coupon. That should have been the sign (a bad one). A good restaurant is not going to give you coupons. If the food is good, people return and recommend it.\n\nI'm vegetarian and my only few choices were \"vegetarian\" fajitas, chile relleno or tostada de aguacate. I asked what was on the fajitas, the waiter said potatoes, carrots and the rest (onions, tomatoes and peppers). Sorry, but not even my pet would eat something like that.\n\nI order the avocado tostada which came with an oily, half-fried smelly tortilla (perhaps very old palm oil), a layer of fried cheese, a layer of avocado, some lettuces... I COULDN'T BELIEVE that cooks could get so creative and come up with something so disgusting. \n\nThe chile relleno was a layer of cheese, a layer of pepper and fried egg, topped with canned salsa. You'll never find something like that in a Mexican restaurant in Mexico or in the U.S. if the restaurant is owned by a first-generation owner. \n\nCelia's is worst than Taco Bell. IT IS THE CHEESE AND TORTILLA restaurant and a real offense to Mexican food. I couldn't even stand the smell inside. I'd recommend you El Colibri in San Francisco -a gourmet Mexican bistro and 5-starts restaurant.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "b4JKG4wTJsKCaFMJwGJyfA", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "slCtFwKxCh5v0ddYsJAofQ", "text": "I came here again to try it again (and because I work so close to here). I did enjoy the carnitas! It was really good - disclaimer: I'm not a pork connoisseur by any means, but I didn't think it was too bland. It was soft but still had a bit of crispiness on the exterior. Just the right amount of flavor (non-spicy flavor), but I did add lime and salt.\n\nI asked for the hottest sauce they had. Someone brought out this red paste-like which looks a lot more intimidating than it actually is. It's bright red but I really had to pour it on to taste anything.\n\nAnyhow, the carnitas plate was really good and hearty for $11 + extra for tortillas, I think. I wouldn't expect anything to be spicy though. To be fair, I would really recommend this place to anyone who DISLIKES spicy food. For anyone who enjoys a bit of kick and heat in their food,  don't expect it here.\n\nI'll have to agree that the decor is fun and colorful! I highly enjoyed trying to decipher the names on the back of the chairs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2010-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "794odGCzHUcttuke2ztnEg", "text": "I thoroughly enjoyed my experience at Celia's. We were greeted promptly, and in all actuality I had no idea it was a sit down restaraunt. Most places are casual fast food with diner style seating, but my experience was great! Everything was splendid, the deals, and the portion sizes!\n\nThe waiter was very friendly and attentive to us, never missing a beat! Service was A+++ and the food tasted absolutely great. La Burrita and Gordowhatever have nothing on this place!!\n\nGreat value, even better tasting food. I'm a fiend for chips and salsa, and their salsa is among some of the best I've ever tasted, and I taste a lot of salsa. Great robust and spicy, thick and hearty salsas, my mouth is seriously watering as I think about it.\n\nI ordered the Chil\u00e9 Colorado Expresso Burrito, included rice,beans,cheese,smothered in red sauce (wet :P) and topped with salsa.\n\nGOOD GOD this burrito is like 12\" long. It's awesome to get for lunch, and save half for dinner later on. That's like $5 a meal for lunch and dinner each!\n\nOne thing I have to note, if you are wondering if this place is a good place to eat, they have AWESOME happy hour deals. I only WISH I saw the happy hour menu before I ordered the burrito. Free food with the purchase of alcohol! Woo! -- Buy a pitcher and get the 6 soft taco, \"Taco Tray\". I think I'm going to buy this next time.\n\nThank you for such an amazing dining experience!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZC15d0tFkPTMDyGjrvWM5A", "date": "2011-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rbmssZ9IwDGT3haaHsY_6w", "text": "As of recently they have a new white rice with no meat stock in it, this is awesome. They also have a spicy green salsa that is much better when combined with their very mild red salsa. Service was excellent this time!!\nDefinitely more impressed than previously.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CfV_axQI2rK0eHB9FfG_GQ", "date": "2008-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1kr_0Zn8nYVz0I9ZFGAZ5w", "text": "Disappointed.  I've had MUCH better Mexican food off of a taco truck.  Cam with my bf and we ordered two platters:\n\nCamerones Rancheros - tasted like frozen shrimp (unseasoned) thrown together with some peppers and canned tomato sauce.\nCancun seafood platter - So full of cheese and sauce I couldn't even taste any seafood.\n\nWait staff was nice but overly worked.  \n\nUtterly puzzled.  Will stick with the Taco Trucks.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "uKgBFK1h5oQ25IgQk7t8BA", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "D-xxhCBeAx4QDHjBKtNvrQ", "text": "I am ashamed to say that I actually ate here 3 times.  I don't know why.  I really want all that money back.  Celia's is one of the most expensive dining options around the Berkeley campus (excluding downtown), but definitely not one of the best.\n\nEsp for dinner.  Do not go for dinner.  A meal is at least $12 or 13, which is ridiculous.\n\nI won't say that the meals here are bad.  I even liked the burrito with a spicy red sauce, but I just like mexican food in general, and I would likely have been just as happy with the same thing at la burrita right across the street.  And i would have spent a lot less...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "af32Z-gQbcKwtU6VQihEjA", "date": "2009-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "eVtRz5wQ4wEKovm8kxvB1A", "text": "Stepping a few tree widths away from the frantic Northgate, just up Euclid, you will find yourself in Celia's colorful Tex-Mex restaurant. After living in Houston for the past 4 years, naturally I was ecstatic that a decent restaurant showed up on this busy student intersection. Today I sampled their first dish.  \n\nDuring a research lunch meeting, chips and salsa provided the snacking atmosphere. Their lunch menu looked very reasonable. All under $10 for a main dish served with rice and beans. Vegetarians, be ware! Their rice is made with chicken stock. \n\nToday I had the Chimichanga Rice and Beans combo. Although the chicken is made from thighs or breasts, it was well flavored. The guacamole is creamy, wishing it was a bit more limey. \nI especially liked the decoration and the personalized cute chairs, they made lunch a break from the blend white. \n\nplus, they have horchatta.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o9L4Ql0ma35DOKwWIV2Pyw", "date": "2008-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "W4h_ExTnQBuhbAevmzJ6hg", "text": "I may be especially partial to Celia's because she saved my life.\n\nok, not really, but after arriving at Bakesale Betty's half an hour after closing, I was left hungry and hopeless.\n\nI just wanted to go home.\n\nCelia's is a block from my apartment, and I thought, maybe this will fill the hole left in my heart.\n\n\n Oh Celia, you seated me quickly. You're decor is a little loud for my tastes (think bright blue walls), but you provide me limitless chips, and even compliment me and my partner on our chip scarfing abilities. Yes, you are expensive, but you are tasty and your food could run laps around a La Burrita meal. \n\nOur food came hot and gooey. Only complaints I had was that the chicken taco I had was so juicy that is compromised the structural integrity of my taco, thus causing a taco break down. However, I was able to salvage the situation by using the complimentary tortilla chips and creating makeshift nachos. \n\n\nall in all, a decent sit down Mexican food restaurant, with slightly elevated prices, really friendly service and really tasty melon margaritas.\n(which make all the day's disappointments seem miles away)\n\n\nPS: I really enjoyed their horchata :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jb8eFF8pIqMKwu3jYMuJAg", "date": "2009-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "crHXiLEW0MAwJnlNBGxzHA", "text": "No, thanks!\n\nSub-par food (so unmemorable that I can't even recall what I had), indifferent service, a creepy manager, and just an overall awkward atmosphere. One star for decent prices and one star for interesting chairs.\n\nIt's so \"meh\" that I got bored just reviewing it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "aZ8JDmJiluNbgngXzq2x8g", "text": "Finally getting a chance to update my review!  My prayers have been answered!!! \n\nCelia's now has a FULL BAR!!! Dropped by one afternoon for lunch like normal, but this time added a shot of Tequila to my lunch (shhhhh don't tell...it was one of those days!)  Well one shot turned in to two shots, turned in to three...(then I realized I had to go back to work).  \n\nCan't wait to stop by after work for happy hour to try one (or five) of their many Tequila options!  \n\nLike usual, great atmosphere, convenient location for campus and always fairly priced!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TH_RbQROSJyT-OccDOINWw", "date": "2011-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "uqwUVXc4H2uA9ZZwPPtyXA", "text": "Your average tex/mex-ish mexican food ala Chevy's. I am told this place is also a tiny chain. But i have to say, i have eaten here four times in the last six months and it isn't just because of its proximity to my home. The food is good and filling. This is not a gourmet spot for foodie snobs, but a fill you up, enjoy it going down, take a nap afterwards place for everyone else.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dmLzVIyziksI7b-o_IZuPg", "date": "2011-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4AVOWSt3bMcfGUyZldSrcg", "text": "What attracted me to this place wasn't necessarily that they served Mexican food or because it was the only table-service dining restaurant on Euclid; Instead, It was actually the brightly colored chairs!!  I loved how each of the chairs look like they're handpainted by kids with their names on the back.  Very vibrant in colors.  I don't think it makes the restaurant look gaudy; it gives it character.  I love weird eccentric stuff and I dig it.\n\nI had the Carne Asada burrito for (~$10) and mannn was it huge!  Picture two normal burritos put together, but squished so that it's short and wide.  I had to eat it with a fork and knife. Meat was pretty juicy.  Other ingredients were standard: rice bean cheese.  The portion size well justified the price, but the burrito wasn't necessarily the best of burritos.  I'd rather go elsewhere for a standard sized burrito that tastes amazing then settle for a large mediocre one.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PRZxdzwCqqD236k2qEDFrg", "text": "I just returned yesterday.  And again, a solid performance.  Sure, it's not super cheap for students (we split an entree and bought two drinks--came out to $20 or so), but honestly, it's nice to have a sit-down joint on Euclid Avenue.  The service was also very good.  They kept on checking in on us, getting us more chips, salsa, etc.  I'd give it a thumbs up, for sure.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ELnrKCNezEFhbvH7vnqrug", "date": "2008-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7GtvZ11f5NcFhxP-f_OeXQ", "text": "Came here with my roommate tonight to use a $30 gift certificate. Since it expires today, we decided to splurge.\n\nI ordered the Cuban Platter, which consists of shrimp, chicken, crab and mushrooms in a spicy wine sauce, covered with cheese and served with rice. The dish came out in probably one of the biggest plates I've ever eaten out of. However, I really feel like they're just trying to make you feel like you got your money's worth, because half of the plate was pretty much unoccupied. \n\nEverything was cooked well, but I just feel like the whole dish was lacking a lot of flavor. Instead of the extravagant wine sauce, it pretty much felt like I was given simple pasta sauce. The spiciness had a strange taste to it as well, just like the hot salsa provided at the start. For such a large portion, the amount of rice could've been bigger, and is it really necessary to charge an extra $1 for beans?\n\nOverall, it was an alright meal considering it was free. I don't think I would pay $15 for such a poorly prepared dish again, but at least now I know.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5D5QSXum_e-qUNE4d3hagg", "text": "I'm not sure why so many people are against Celia's.  I lived two blocks away from this place for a year, which meant I came here fairly often.  It's definitely not the fanciest restaurant by any means, but it's charming.  I'm especially a fan of the wooden chairs with names hand painted on.  I've always been able to find a seat here, regardless of the time of day.  They were also able to accommodate 30+ people for a group lunch with short notice.\n\nWhen you first arrive, you are given complimentary chips and salsa, which are fantastic.  I recommended asking for the spicy salsa if you like heat, since it's great (and much more flavorful than the mild one in my opinion).  The staff gives free refills of both the chips and salsa, so go nuts!\n\nI highly recommend you come here for the happy hour.  If you order one drink, you get a complimentary appetizer.  If you order multiple drinks (or a pitcher of margarita's), you get a complimentary appetizer platter with nachos, chimichanga's, and a small quesadilla.  \n\nMy favorite meal here, by far, was the taco salad with shredded beef and spicy salsa for dressing.  It comes in a huge taco bowl, and is everything you could ever want in a taco salad.  It's so bad for you, but so, so good.\n\nWhere this place shines is with their deep fried ice cream.  They unfortunately don't always have this in stock since they only make so many a day. It's a huge scoop of ice cream covered in a thick layer of cake, deep fried and covered in whipped cream and chocolate (or caramel, or both!) sauce.  It's absolutely delicious.  I recommend sharing, since it's very big.\n\nI don't live in Berkeley anymore, but the fact that I miss this place should tell you how good it is.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YvBMIlwCY9Fgsf9HPVp_9w", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Y7_ZtThm_qCz7dF8KphsbQ", "text": "For those of you who study my reviews diligently and have figured out how I choose what to review and when (there really is a pattern, but because of concerns about terrorism, I can't explain exactly what it is), I may switch it up a little bit in the near future.  Don't worry; I'm not trying to mess with you.  I really do appreciate your readership and fandom, but Berkeley and specifically many things Shattuck are about to get some serious John S.-review-writing bumps.  Hopefully.  This has nothing to do with Celia's, but you don't really read the disclaimers when they're at the end of reviews, do you?  I didn't think so.\n\nCelia's.  That wonderful little unassuming place north of campus.  I haven't come here nearly enough, but honestly, it's located in such a strange place that I doubt I will become a regular, even if I am in Berkeley more often than I used to be.  And by \"strange place\" I don't mean that this area is strange.  It's really cool and unassuming, actually.  But a sit-down Mexican restaurant up here?  I think a lot of Celia's's emptiness is due to the fact that most Berkeley students aren't looking for a place near campus to celebrate their aunt Dolores's 57th birthday.\n\nThe food is pretty good.  The service is either really attentive or really inconsistent.  At some point during your visit, you'll get your water refilled at a brisk pace.  That will either continue throughout your meal, or it will peter out.\n\nThe portions are large, and while I can't vouch for their authenticity, they're presented in a way that makes me feel like I'm at an L.A. Mexican restaurant even if I'm not.  Some of the booths are really uncomfortable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ea769Nc6dltC9QYTJXIzuw", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 8, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "WJ6zdHW8cNCrQthzNGYKuA", "text": "i am a stubborn cuss. my friends would say, \"you know what you want, and you don't settle for less,\" but the truth is that when i have made up my mind, there is about a 0.01% chance of changing it. maybe a shirtless and pleading george clooney would do the trick. \n\ncase in point: celia's. celia's is located 3/4 of a mile UPHILL from my office, making it a bit of a hike on the best of days. and despite it being the chilliest, rainiest day in february, i had my mind set on a picadillo burrito, smothered in red sauce and melty cheese. so, to the amusement of my work colleagues, i trekked solo through howling winds and sideways rain to get that darn burrito. \n\nthough i may have shown up dripping water on the carpet like a drowned cat, the fervor of mexican food and mariachi music warmed me through and through, making it well worth the slog to get there. let's just hope the next time i have burritos on the brain, it's a sunny day in berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lYmPbq4gZm7O_a30R5hFPg", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EAafCOFtOjTDq7WNwHFn7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oEqn_bFyhmsS0WhG2t6dkQ", "text": "mmm really good chocolate strawberries - the milk chocoate is amazing, but dark chocolate strawberries are the best. At a dollar apiece, it's not a bad deal at all!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EAafCOFtOjTDq7WNwHFn7A", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 7, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "FYgTS3rttoWJGZDy2dS75A", "text": "They are known for their chocolate dipped strawberries. They do not seem to be long stem strawberries, but I could be wrong. Either way, they are pretty big strawberries. It's a dollar for one, but five bucks for a little tin tray of them. The tray has about six or seven.\n\nThey also have other treats like popcorn, which go for two dollars per carton. Though I have never actually seen them with my own eyes, they also have red velvet cupcakes, but rest assured they do have them. They may also have little cartons and baskets of berries for sale.\n\nI am very happy about another food stand on this street corner, but I don't know about their limited offerings so far. I am looking forward to them expanding their sweet offerings, because I personally cannot see this business being sustainable by just selling overpriced strawberries. One dollar is affordable and people will stop by to buy a strawberry for the novelty of it, but I do not see this as being a routine purchase for those who have already tried it. Please, get more desserts out there soon!\n\n*cash only\n*open sporadically", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EAafCOFtOjTDq7WNwHFn7A", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 7, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "mjbXVWtd7bBfN04ITSHwRw", "text": "The Little Dipper Chocolate Company is a new food stand on Bancroft and Telegraph that also joins Desi Dog and the other Mexican stand whose name escapes me at the moment. \n\nThe Little Dipper Chocolate Company (greatest name ever!) is under the parent company called Fresh Fix. But they specifically sell desserts. When I stopped by around 9 p.m., they had a tray of really enticing chocolate dipped strawberries, caramel apple pops and caramel popcorn that even comes straight from a popcorn stand.\n\nI talked to the duo that runs the stand, and they said they are looking to get more desserts out here relatively soon, including cupcakes and a berry dessert that similar to the strawberries, will be drenched in chocolate. I think he said there was going to be a \"chocolate cage.\" ??? Damn.\n\nAnyway, I just got one plain dark chocolate dipped strawberry for $1. It was very good. The strawberry was very juicy and ripe, definitely no sour parts. And the dark chocolate casing was perfect.\n\nKeep your eyes pealed for more desserts! Never heard of a food stand that specializes in desserts, but hey it could work. Next time, I'm going for the caramel popcorn.\n\n* CASH ONLY!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2009-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "05dJ5W9o4M009QSZysLbVw", "text": "I love this place because it focuses on soup, which I love!\nEveryone likes the corn chowder, i agree that it is delicious, but my favorite is the Tomato Bisque with some cheese. Its is just so rich and the acidy and creamy taste of the soup is really good for dipping your free piece of sourdough bread in.\nThe sandwiches are premade, so they are not that good,\nAnd if you are going to get a salad, get the custom ones, not the premade ones.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_fb99OSZo4qqWwkR03wFmQ", "date": "2010-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0g1Z1X85s67BgFBLG1nkaw", "text": "Went here for the first time the other day when I was craving soup in a sourdough bread bowl. They were out of the soup I wanted, but I got chicken tortilla soup and it was pretty darn good. It even came with cheese, cilantro, and tortilla chip strips on top. The bread bowl could have been a bit fresher, but I couldn't really tell with the soup in it. The servers were really nice and smiley without being saccharine. I wish there was more seating inside, cause I was squished up along the window... But for the price you pay, it was really quite good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XL4stEgU0BWDnNQuI6d4qQ", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0HS-mDhOWkrFoIaIyIb0fA", "text": "Yay! I'm so glad SF Soup Co. came to Berkeley!\n\nPreface: I am Chicken Tortilla Soup fiend. I get random, intense cravings for it all the time. \n\nThe only kind of soup I've ever gotten here is their Chicken Tortilla and it's goooood. Not as good as Soop's, but they have it every day of the week. And it's thick and creamy and filling and delicious. Can't go wrong with the Chicken Tortilla. \n\nMinus 1 star because I think it's overpriced.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OfDWSUDfl8TCPtbfqxAkyQ", "date": "2010-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "15ELR6LYeDufJhXeEowcjQ", "text": "The soups here are almost always good and I like that they label what soups are vegetarian, low fat, low sodium, etc, but I don't think it's worth it to eat here more than a couple times a month (if that). For the amount of soup you get, it's pretty expensive, especially considering that amount of money will buy you a much bigger meal in the Asian Ghetto. That said, their clam chowder is delicious! There's a little counter with  a couple places to sit, so it's probably better to plan on having your soup elsewhere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Sdn9fm89tQE3nDQPTKxb7A", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1M3Dw4KVtfEgaiBcA8wGjw", "text": "go here all the time for my salads. honestly, i think they have the best salads on telegraph at this point. intermezzo is gone and those were pretty good (and big). smart alec's has decent salads as well. but i've yet to find something as consistently good as the chicken chipotle salad here.\nthe regulars know me and my salad (including my usual substitute ingredient) which is a nice bonus. $8.25 is a bit steep, but i still come here every other week or so.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zWa3If7VpGBGWpEgl0aqGA", "date": "2012-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "38B21eBf6AHKhouekqZcLg", "text": "I go here since it's really close to my shuttle stop.  I've had the chili here before but I wasn't too crazy about it.  It doesn't have much of a kick to it so I always end up having to add some hot sauce in it.  However, lately my soup cravings involve Clam Chowder and I've been pretty happy with SF's Soup Company's chowder.  The chowder is very filling and I always feel like I am about to explode from eating it all!  The wheat bread roll is really good with the soup however I always wish I grabbed a second roll (an extra 30 cent charge I think) since I'm usually breadless.  Overall, a good place near campus.  I've also been told that the corn chowder is super good as well!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OYBq-S-PS6M5bgTUsJLLIw", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4JKhvWUXUgfNYFM4Lsdlkg", "text": "Craving for soup, I decided to stop by the Soup Company since it's my first destination on Southside. I settled on the New England Clam Chowder 16oz, which came out to be about $7. For an extra $1.50, they will give you a bread bowl to go along with your soup. If you aren't willing to pay for that bread bowl, don't worry because all soups come with a free piece of bread! The soup is pretty good, nothing out of the ordinary, but it does have a lot of substance (potatoes, clams). \n\nCompared to Stuffed Inn, my destination for soup on North Side, the new england clam chowder at Soup Company is definitely much more expensive. However, the Soup Company does provide a large variety of soups so if you are looking to be adventurous, checkout the soup company!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2012-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7dOxkrl21CfJeM0e9jkg8Q", "text": "I am soooo happy SF soup finally came here! I love both their organic soups...Smokey peas and chowder...both very tasty. The staff are also very clean and polite. The line moves pretty fast specially during lunch time. Yum!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2bTpr1S5MFsAKoDSyX_rzg", "date": "2010-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7XdAA3cMXyj06D8Kxu3gpw", "text": "I was craving for soup and since i was only across the street, i decided that i would give this place a go. I decided to get the New England Clam Chowder in a bread bowl not knowing that we were given a piece of bread along with our purchase. Because it was really loud in there, i couldn't hear the girl telling me we got free bread with the soup. The girl that served me was really impatient. She made me feel really rushed even though there was no one behind me and she had a really sour attitude. But whatever. The girl that rang me up made up for it because she was a lot nicer and had actual manners. I looked aroundfor a place to sit, but there was none. So i walked out to find a bench to sit on and when i finally did i had the most difficult time opening the lid! my friend and i spent almost a good 5 minutes trying to open that stubborn thing. but that didn't matter. When i finally got to taste the soup, it wasn't as great as i expected it to be. I've had much bettter New England Clam Chowder. I was pretty disappointed. I expected the food to be much better than what i received.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vPfO_sfQV7426X_Y1kl7Cg", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9TWWyGqadKyldj-AFd6KZw", "text": "My first year at Cal, I got realllly sick. We're talking lose 20 lbs in 2 months sick. During that harrowing experience, I discovered something about the area around campus -- there's almost nowhere to get good, homestyle chicken noodle soup. And as a good Jewish girl, I knew I needed some jewish penicillin (aka chicken soup) to get me back on my feet.\n\nFast forward 3 years later, SF Soup Company has arrived to save the day. Reasonable prices for the amount of hearty soup that you get, GREAT bread that comes for free with your purchase (and just 37 cents for another piece) and of course, awesome soups. \n\nThe ones I've had so far-\nGrandma Mary's Chicken Soup: lots of chicken, good clear broth, yummy veggies, not too salty. I just wish it didn't have dill.\n\nTurkey Chili: mmmm. low-fat, dairy free, spicy, and GREAT in a bread bowl. Perfect to warm you up on those rainy chill you to the bone days.\n\nClam Chowder: I'm definitely a fan, particularly in a bread bowl or with extra bread (yay carbs!) The bacon is a nice touch, and while it's not necessarily up to par with the stuff you can get at fisherman's wharf, it's by far the best i've had in berk.\n\nPotato Cheese and Bacon (i think that's the name): Not my all-time favorite but still good. Wish there was a little more cheese, but the bacon to potato ratio is pretty darn good.\n\nChicken with Sun-dried Tomato and Artichoke: LOVE it. Has a nice bite to it and next time I might just add some of those dried chili flakes that they have. It has a veggie broth, I think, so it's a nice alternative to cream-based soups and isn't quite as heavy as, say, a chili.\n\nMatzo Ball Soup: I'm actually eating that as I write.  Got it 10 minutes before closing, but I still got plenty of chicken, veggies, and 2 matzo balls that are light and fluffy. My only complaint is the dill, but i think that's just a weird personal preference.\n\n\nI guess I'm a bit of a soup fiend, having looked this over.  I just really love this place. In and out quickly, great location, friendly staff, and definitely yummy soups!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oj0nbejftDMBEFkHPqNJBQ", "date": "2009-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AwhKTodnFQZlJfFgzkXbzg", "text": "I've been here twice for lunch, and both times I got the large soup/sandwich/side piece of  bread combo for $8, including tax, IIRC. The first time I got the Grandma's Chicken Soup, or something like that, a sandwich that I can't remember anymore, and the sourdough bread. The second time, I got the Roasted Garlic Beef Stew (again, the name might be wrong), some kind of roasted chicken sandwich, and the wheat-ish bread.\n\nOverall, it was OK. The chicken soup was warm and pretty flavorful. The beef stew is lacking in taste, but it does have a generous amount of potatoes and meat. The chicken sandwich (which is really half of a sandwich) was a little plain-tasting, but it was decent enough and had tomatoes,  lettuce, and soft bread. I would recommend the wheat bread over the sourdough because it's softer and easier to eat, but if you're a sourdough fan, the hardness probably won't bother you.\n\nThe amount of food you get for what you pay is reasonable, but how good the soup tastes depends on what kind you get. The service is quick assembly line-style and organized overall. Remember that you can get the extra piece of bread with combos that include soup, not just with pure-soup orders (I was a bit confused about that the first time I went).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kdku0oS1WU6xU8K-c3hWzA", "date": "2009-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c3H1b6USnxqnBYBcGUJGLw", "text": "Always quality soup. They change their menu every week. I definitely recommend this place for great soups and salads and even sandwiches! I recommend the Turkey Pesto Sandwich, Chicken Ciabatta, and Chicken Noodle Soup.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dg2aP7nF2pWugkmWyi7TOA", "text": "Their salads are good and nice sized...they have more low fat dressing variety than Smart Alec's...sometimes I want more then Low Fat Honey Mustard....and they take credit cards which is such a find in this part of town where it seems like most restaurant pretend that their credit card machine is broken or they do not have one at all....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "opiqlnBBR7tcY5InMTMlMQ", "date": "2009-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_elMUAkDqJWkolGoonjdaw", "text": "I've probably been to SF Soup Company 15 times since they opened and I have tried a wide variety of their soups.  All of them have been very flavorful and filling--really beyond what you would expect from a bowl of soup in terms of taste and satisfaction.\n\nI'm with some other Yelpers in that I'm guessing the sodium content (like many prepared soups) is probably through the roof.  I checked their website once to see if they had sodium content listed and they didn't--at least not at that time.  So, difficult to say there, but something you might consider.\n\nI have not tried the salads, but there seems to be a wide selection.\n\nAs for price, it is a little high, but the quality is certainly better than most things in the area and the location is difficult to beat.  I usually have the soup/half-sandwich combo for $8.  There are a number of types of pre-prepared sandwiches to choose from.  This is a plenty filling lunch.\n\nMy only complaint (and this may change after they are open for awhile longer) is regarding the customer line flow.  It seems like your average customer doesn't have the slightest clue what she/he wants and once arriving at the front of the line they stand gawking at the menu for awhile (like they already haven't had awhile to stare at it), only THEN to demand tastes (sort of like Baskin Robbins) of the various soups--there's a little sign indicating that they limit tastes to one during the lunch rush, but SFSC don't seem to follow their own rules.  The tasting process invariably results in still more indecision and a massive line back-up in a place where the service could stand to be a little quicker to begin with.  Once you've paid, there's also a major clog around the bags, napkins and condiments.  It's a relief to get out the door.  IMO, management should encourage people to either order or step aside.  Oh well.\n\nGiven them a try--you'll like the food and tolerate the rest.\n\nP.S.  I subscribe to their daily e-mail and find out in the morning what's on for the day as some of the types of soup vary.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w0TT5-XRHvy18tgl2hLwWw", "date": "2009-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F96kdOc3vWds8lfk0FQKfQ", "text": "This place is great on a cold day. I just don't understand their prices though. Fundamentally it's a soup kitchen, except you have to pay. Sure, you have a choice of soup and a choice between breads but...in the end you get a cup of soup and a hunk of sourdough. But you're not homeless, and I suppose the food quality must be better (right??/), so it costs you six bucks.\n\nThat hasn't stopped me from coming though. They have a rotating menu of special soups. I got a big cup beef barley on a freezing cold day, I don't think you could do any better. College students have disposable income anyway, right?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dRSz0aNLiHOPp4sU5dms5g", "date": "2009-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f-jFpQaCduo-eOli6vLzJA", "text": "I was really excited to try this place when I first saw it because I'm a huge fan of soup.  However, I was slightly disappointed with my all time favorite soup -clam chowder because it was REALLY salty. Maybe it was a bad batch or something but yea, I wished it was better =/. My bf tried the Mexican Wedding soup with the roast beef sandwich. Again, it was good but it wasn't great.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qdrwD5tHDh2fi2H8DiWhMA", "date": "2009-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gQOsxBD5G5yPWrPTYXMRwQ", "text": "Read: my review of Soop. I'm just not a big fan of paying a lot for soup. This really should be 2.5 stars since it's a bit better value and is very close to campus. Soup is good, I like the bisques, and cornbread is something nice to dip with. But the price of this \"better value\" is still too high, though. Maybe soup is just really expensive to make? I have a feeling that the prices are meant to reflect a supposed gourmet quality.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "G8ZfiaMukiJqk-pOUW97qw", "date": "2010-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GTUeqqRAW6C8tP8r-2Es4g", "text": "Had the carribean sweet potato soup and a turkey sandwhich combo. The place is fast and the food delicious. Nicely priced too. Too bad there is no seating. It's more of a grab and go type situation. The soup is boiling hot too, so blow on it first!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H0vSWWDofKUrQ9FG56OCsg", "text": "I typically don't like eating at chains but this is an exception. Good soups and salads. My favorite: the chicken chipotle salad (I always ask for extra sauce which I later use when I cook or make sandwiches).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IFYkRXw4DwrXqPyLptOaAA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hrp-JbZTUpHqyEy1RtvwQQ", "text": "Grilled chicken chipotle salad = delish.\n\nDo NOT let the person making your salad forget any of the ingredients. Happens far too often.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "n1R5kRzsplSg2YtE906u9A", "date": "2011-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iKW9GDjGPFmTlpw9yhnUJA", "text": "I'd have to say \"meh.\" Honestly, I thought the soup I had didn't taste that much different than canned soup. I've tried the chicken noodle and clam chowder. Both were mediocre. After a few bites they were extremely bland. I didn't like the sandwich because it did not taste fresh and nobody likes limp lettuce. Or at least nobody should. I was pretty disappointed. If a place specializes in soup and has the word \"soup\" in its name I expect the soup to knock my socks off. But it didn't!! Service is fast and this IS good on a cold day but I'd rather stick to a warm beverage. Excellent location though. Just make your own soup instead (or buy canned if you are being lazy).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "SAm4XpHGqodTvIqYZk_YLg", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J2bK0gDZzpFRwdilkKxIeg", "text": "This place was pretty awesome. I had seen it under construction and I thought it had just closed down. I'm glad that wasn't the case!\n\nI, like everyone else, got one of the $2 off coupons that they were so aggressively handing out. We all know the point of these coupons: to get us hooked and keep coming back paying full price and whatnot. Like a sucker, it worked for me. \n\nI just came back and my roommate looks at me and asks me where I got all the food. I told him that I got it at SF Soup Company; he has never heard of it and I told him it was new. I then told him that I got all the food for under $6; he was impressed. I picked up a side Caesar salad, the huge bread chunk that came with my soup, and a large-size (yes I'm a fatty) New England clam chowder. Oh man, it was quite legit. It was a bit slow given that it's spring break right now but they were all so nice even though it must be boring with the lack of customers. We started chatting up about what I had done with spring break, how I liked Cal, and the future of his store. I think I was talking to the manager or something; he was asking me, a random customer, what I thought about store operations! He was real friendly and caring about it too. It's crazy good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2009-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JLndIK-SKTTefdGe5HjZXw", "text": "The summer slow down in Berkeley really attenuates lunch hour rush at most places.  The line at SF Soup Co, though, remains as strong and steadfast as Uzbekistani yak.  Is it just that the place is new, or are they on to something?  \n\nI'm leaning towards the latter.  My spinach salad was massive enough to support both my lunch and dinner campaigns.  It had these great caramelized walnuts; it was like finding the toy in a cereal box each time I encountered one amongst the leafy greenery --- but don't be too overzealous about seeking them out, lest you have none at the end of the meal.  So if you're trying to teach a child the virtue of patience, this salad may do the trick.\n\nWhile the beef barley soup didn't have the punctuated satisfaction of the salad, it's certainly the recommended choice on days when the cold fog is rolling in.\n\nThe glaring issue with SF Soup co.  is the lack of seating.  I think there's only four chairs in the whole place -- which unfortunately means that all the food has to be packaged -- not lending to the greenest of practices....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CpYy-uIO7V5TY30DnkoeOw", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KEQcWRZXTX6WnNn4M4XXXQ", "text": "I'm not much of a soup person, but I have to say the half sandwich half soup combo is a pretty good deal (it was at least when I had a coupon : ) ) I love their chicken sandwich. I'm not sure what the exact name is, but it's this pink/red chicken? Hm...it was yum.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kOPja7aMdwWtM8IJgZ5NtA", "text": "I started doing the Weight Watchers program about 4 weeks ago, and SF Soup has become my go-to lunch place to keep on track. Each bowl of soup has its own specific flavor, and for those of you doing Weight Watchers, most regular bowls are between 5-7 points! Be careful with the bread, though. Grab a wheat roll if you're health-conscious instead of the sourdough. :)\n\nI recently fell in love with their Organic Southwestern Corn Chowder. It has a mix of sweet, savory, and spicy flavoring, a perfect combination for my pallet. They add chives and green onion if you'd like, which gives it an awesome tang to every other bite. My other go-to favorite is their Tomato Bisque. So good! And only 3 points per regular bowl!\n\nI love the place itself, though. it's directly across from Sproul Hall and Plaza, making it perfect if you're trying to grab a quick lunch near campus. A line is almost always present, but goes very quickly. They accept credit/debit cards, unlike a lot of the businesses around Berkeley.\n\nOnly downside is the lack of seating. There are about 4 chairs facing out the front window, but it's a busy part of the shop since it's where everyone gets spoons, to-go bags, and fountain drinks. My suggestion would be to bring it back to your office (or some other indoor space) or eat it outside on the Plaza.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yVBmBlRMXa88ifer7cCh9Q", "date": "2011-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kU85Zyy8mkd7M-t4tSt4Hg", "text": "Warm and fuzzy feelings is what I think about when I am headed to this place.\n\nOn a hot or cold Bezerkelian day, soup at the San Francisco Soup Company tastes oh so excellent.\n\nMy favorite thing here is defintely the Corn Chowder :) It is so great, chunky and smooth textures in every spoonful. Now I am definitely a lil biased because I am indeed one of the children of the corn, grew up all around it. So anything with corn, I am looovin!\n\n The service is pretty friendly and speedy. Be sure to make it before lunch time ~noon because then you're left with all the bread nubby ends that no one wants.\n\nSourdough bread is pretty darn gooood! It's even better when you throw it in your corn chowder :) If I could eat this everyday, I would. \n\nThe prices are not that cheap for an everyday meal but if you were in the mood for soup, the door here is wide open for you!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zv4mCpHT681tUt73IV20oQ", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kwENW5Xevfa6tVqwdx_ukA", "text": "WAY OVER PRICED! Good soup on a cold day but damn I feel as though Id have to have a special occasion to justify eating here more then once a blue moon. Plus the whole process and assembly line feel to getting your food is not encouraging at all. Oh and sandwiches are premade. I might as well go to Safeway at least then I could get what I want.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M2TYlXC-glvLa_tZRAcSZg", "date": "2010-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LRCJC6nJKMCswXnCIQn5VA", "text": "Just finished my awesome, warm clam chowder soup. It was very yummy. The free piece of bread is also a nice touch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m-Dmxbq06eyXD0DqI_8A1Q", "text": "Mmm New England Clam Chowder and bread bowl... I must say, San Francisco Soup Company has disappointed me a few times by running out of the bread bowl. Though they're clam chowder is consistently gooood, I am oftentimes sad when all they have is one piece of stale sourdough left, or only wheat bread, which very much ruins the meal for me. Three stars for satisfying my clammy cravings, an extra .5 stars for doing it better than anyone else in Berkeley, but not nearly four stars for all the times I suffered for their lack of decent bread. And kudos to the super friendly servers/cashiers!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZPyQ1_ZpU17u532Ibk6Yww", "date": "2011-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MppNoXr4zloB3-x2tDU5qA", "text": "Decided to finally give this soup, salad, sandwich joint a chance. \n\nI opted for the rainbow salad and half an egg salad sandwich. The salad was decent. It was a good size (it better be if it's $7+) and the ingredients tasted fresh. The beets were sweet and the candied walnuts were a nice touch. The egg salad was an utter failure. It was dry, oddly flavored and just overall not satisfying at all. I guess I shouldn't expect much from a pre-made sandwich that's just sitting there. \n\nHonestly, I can't ever justify coming to this place for soup, salads or sandwiches. It's right down the street from Smart Alec's and Intermezzo, places which both offer better tasting soups, better tasting salads, better tasting and freshly made sandwiches and larger portions, all for 2-3 bucks cheaper.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5EQnJI0p5Jnu0Bjhj4aaQw", "date": "2011-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mwFz4rxi9eKcSQwNUMw2hw", "text": "Went here after last week after an event at Cal.  I had heard the previous week from a friend about how good the soup is, so gave it a shot.  We had the Southwestern Chicken and the Corn Chowder.  Both were very good.  The only improvement from our experience would be the rolls they provide are average.  A much better role would have made this 5 stars...rather than 4.5.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "98wxAOBb_IJ__NuESD5gVg", "date": "2011-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NIiiSCpjp2jDZgkCvaAyZA", "text": "UPDATE: I lowered the rating by 2 stars because the lady who works here was extremely rude. I'm shocked. The other employees here are all so nice and helpful, I am rather offended.\nI used to be a frequent customer, no more of that. I will avoid this place from now on, and definitely not go here again if I see said rude lady working.\n\nEDIT: they made their breads bigger again so I raised the rating. \n\nOk, this place is not that great. I am giving it two stars because although it is RIDICULOUSLY overpriced, I still went here every day for months because one soup tastes pretty good and I lived right above it. I only get the tomato bisque, it is the only soup I can tolerate there. I tried one soup that tasted SO bad I almost threw up upon spooning it into my mouth. It was called avocado cucumber. It sounded good, but upon tasting it I gagged. Seriously, try it... and you will see what I mean.\n\nThe soup is very very expensive as well. For a simple little tiny tinnnny cup of soup, you pay 5 dollars. For a decent size (The one that fills me up) you need to pay 10 dollars! And of course more for extra bread..\n\nI would have given them 3 stars... HOWEVER... they have recently cut their bread even smaller than before. Like, half the size!... this makes me very angry. I am a big fan of bread, and I like to get several pieces with my soup (But they charge you for extra bread) now I have to get double the number of pieces of bread, and pay double for bread than I did before for the same amount! Horrible.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2010-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nKsemL88HY6z7kkcyVUhTQ", "text": "It's good soup. I like the variety of flavors they have and all their specialty soups sound amazing but it's hard for me to venture away from classics like clam or corn chowder. I'll update once I've tried a few more flavors. Free bread with each soup purchase!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D9LAUsXxp_KfJo3T9BpbBA", "date": "2009-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nZ_keOZaYl_7gBRSErPfiA", "text": "Bland.  Flavorless.  Inedible.\n\nTook three bites of the chicken tortilla soup - no flavor at all.  Hubby had the flavorless mac and cheese.\n\nGross.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sSaLkH-WriPnldk7wWmlog", "date": "2012-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ohTJnM7nFXAMGOnys_T4zg", "text": "i actually ordered soup this time, even though im not a soup person! i debated between the gazpacho and the broccoli cheddar... and the broc-ched won. it was a bit salty but the bread (and delicious snapple green mango tea) helped. not a lot of seating in here, especially during the lunch rush.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OqfZ7fw1AuT9CT0eAqt3wQ", "text": "Kind of expensive for just soup, but it's so yummy! I always get the chicken noodle here. Soup comes with a free chunk of bread (yay!) and you can actually sample all the different kinds of soups they make. The employees are really nice and patient too.\n\nMain downside is that there is only FOUR (five??) in the entire store, so 90% of the time you have to take your soup to go, or find a place on campus to eat.\n\nWhen they first opened, they used to have people stand on the corner of Telegraph & Bancroft handing out coupons, but I haven't seen them around in a while..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o-VhsEfxpCQfvJnv-rgHng", "text": "Ask for noodles topped with tomato bisque and cheese(like pasta)! Chiselda who works there hooked it up. And its the same price!\n\nI really like the chipotle chicken wrap, with extra sauce.\n\nI cant give it a four star due to the price of the soup, which is in all fairness over priced.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oYX1zzBTXqS-jgetfZjGVw", "text": "My brother and I stopped here on our way to a musical on campus. We both got a bread bowl with a large soup that really filled us up. He had the Chicken tortilla soup and I had the Clam Chowder. He said his was good but not as good as the chowder. It was full of yummy veggies and clams that weren't too chewy, just the way I like it. \nThis is definitely a grab and go place since there are four seats.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ER18kC9GOrbPpdgishmtmg", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p8Q7bgzMG5yIsLvm9MwU6g", "text": "This is like the BEST SOUP I have EVER tasted!! The Clam Chowder was TERRIFIC. MMMMMMM.........WARM, HEARTY SOUP!!  I just have to complain about the PRICES, so EXPENSIVE for my price RANGE!!\nOnly can have it when I have alot of money!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J1EIeGiOoqSWgypzDCnR2A", "date": "2009-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PGQYPm_OYZ_cbLAkHSMWlw", "text": "Yup, I'm one of those creatures of habit... the once-a-quarter trip I take to the Westfield Shopping Center ALWAYS includes soup or salad at the SF Soup Co. and dessert from Beard Papa. Yeah, once a quarter. Hey, I'm a full-time working mommy/wife AND grad student. I don't get out much...\n\nSo, imagine my delight when SF Soup Co. opened up a place JUST OFF CAMPUS (and, better yet, it's MY campus!) I'm in class only twice a week, but I'm always looking for an alternative to burritos and Asian food. \n\nI am a HUGE FAN of the salads here. They make them to order and toss 'em up right there so you have the chance to give 'em a thumbs up on great ingredients (like croutons, artichoke hearts, feta, calamata olives), or leave out undesirables (of which there really aren't any, I just don't always want beets.) You can also have them slather on the dressing (and yum, their dressings are DELISH) or go lightly.\n\nSoups are great, too. The Chicken Tortilla is so awesome, I have some friends who know this place as the Chicken Tortilla Soup Place, no lie. \n\n(Haven't tried the sandwiches yet, but they looked good, too.)\n\nADVICE: All you undergrads looking for a healthy alternative to Blondie's (hey, you know who you are) check out SF Soup Co (it's right next to Jamba Juice- another healthy alternative.) Take it from me, a gal who definitely packed on the Freshman 10. And all you grad students on the North Side who are too busy/lazy to get something FRESH to eat, it's worth a hoof across campus to get lunch. Hey, get out more... take it from someone who knows.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hynCJ2zLIACRAfBkqWO-nA", "date": "2009-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PMSDlVUcU7CakD9MpRcwZw", "text": "This is a pretty standard soup place. The soups come in huge vats. You want some, they pour you some. Then you get to pick a bread roll! \n\nI'm a HUGE soup fan, mostly because I get stomachaches rather easily and soup is the only thing that really soothes my stomach. I came here once when I was feeling a little under the weather, hoping to get some good ol' fashion chicken soup remedy, and instead was presented with a cup of SALTY SLOP. It must've been an off day.\n\nI've gotten the clam chowder, too, and it wasn't too bad. It wasn't too good, either, though, especially for the price. \n\nIt is really convenient, though - pretty fast service for rush meals between classes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2SBxCX9cDzrLVdSweCQrXQ", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_qObnllEq7H2MAGf-R-yFw", "text": "This place is quick with quality food, although rather overpriced.\n\nI finally discovered this place after 2 years at Berkeley, and I am sad to say that I wish I had found it sooner. The service is decent, but it's a to-go kind-of store. I love the clam chowder and the corn chowder. Your soup comes with a (free) bread and a sandwich/salad if you want to pay a little extra. In my own opinion, the little extra is worth it! (SAVE it for a later snack or something!) Definitely a place to try, and it takes Cal1Card... Promise it won't disappoint! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RyBMPt8jx7TfyoYUrdWlgg", "text": "I was really craving something hot and delicious on a hot and rainy day.  People had told me the SF Soup Company was good so I was excited to finally go.  \n\nI got the Southwestern Clam Chowder and regular Clam Chowder to share with a friend.  Both of us were really disappointed in the soups, they both tasted like stuff from the can.  The SW Clam Chowder had a weird gelatinous base that reminded me of egg drop soup from a cheap Chinese restaurant.  The taste of the soup was not impressive enough for the price.\n\nRegular soup: $5.55\nLarge: $6.55\n\nI'm sure most people would be satisfied with a regular size and you get a free bread roll.  I got the wheat, it tasted like the stuff you buy in grocery stores.  \n\nI won't be coming back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VkNiLKhQP3GvDSMsCx0h5g", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S8sZ8nI8hDpCgPTJNlqwlA", "text": "Really good place to go when you are rushed during lunch! The sandwiches, wraps and salads are all pretty decent. The soups are hit and miss. You really have to be careful what you pick! But the nice thing is you get to try it before you buy it so that's always good. \n\nThe crab soup is REALLY good if you like seafood. I think they use REAL crab so you get what you paid for. The bok choi mushroom soup is like the cantonese soup that I get from home! It was on the salty side, but I guess that's why they give you free bread to wash it down with :) \n\nIf you are all health conscience, you should get the wheat roll, it's pretty taste neutral and heart healthy. But if you don't care, go for the white artisan bread, it tastes a little better but keep in mind it's just simple carbs that deposit quickly as fat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SknPVEwqQ-Mcr07MFecXUg", "text": "Let's see. How do I review a shop that is mediocre in its taste of food; is clean but characterless in its deco; has an understandable lunchtime crowd and queue; has reasonably friendly and professional staff, but is somewhat pricey for the kind of quality and quantity it provides? Should I give 3 stars or 2 stars?\n\n2 stars. I have decided.\n\nLet's see. My lunch (soup and salad) costs me a whopping $9.81 (and that's after the $2 discount!) and still, I wasn't impressed.   \n\n- Split Pea Soup: You can say it's way too thick, or you can say the SF Soup Company is generous in giving away rich, thick, saucy ingredients and texture. I'd go with the former. It's too thick for me. I wish I could pour in a bit of hot water to dilute that crazy stickiness. This? Coming from the \"Soup Company\"? Fail. \n\n- Greek Salad: Massive in quantity. Taste reasonably alright. Well, it tastes like salad. Not much character. Just a big big big HUGE box of salad that would surely fulfil your daily veggie requirement. Not good, but not bad either.\n\nInterior of the shop: There are 3 chairs for you to sit down by the glass window facing Bancroft. THREE. No more. The shop is small and stuffy. When lunch crowd comes in, it's no wonder that 99.99% of the customers take the food to-go. \n\nSo, this is a really basic, characterless place to grab your lunch TO-GO. For that price I paid, I seriously expect something better, either in taste (important!), atmosphere, or some sort of unique character or history attached to it. Because there are SO MANY other cafes and restaurants on Bancroft, Durant and Telegraph Ave that could give you a CHEAPER lunch (by a couple of dollars), a bigger portion, much tastier food, and a nice table and chair to sit down, soak in the atmosphere and take your time to enjoy your food! \n\nMaybe I'm expecting too much. But I'm seriously not very happy with their just-average, no-big-deal soup. With a name like SAN FRANCISCO SOUP COMPANY, I think I should have the right to expect a tastier, at least above-the-average version of their specialty - soup.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sjEHKb8HIFmynClwfpamlg", "date": "2010-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SL1D3Mfn8rVGzRnRMDu8Uw", "text": "This place really is \"Woohoo! As good as it gets!\" as the rating for Yelp goes (5 stars). Whenever it's cold outside and I just want to get something quickly because I'm starving, SF Soup Company always comes to mind. Personally, I like the New England Clam Chowder because with the vegetables and clams, it is very filling, even just the regular size. I also appreciate the sourdough bread that comes with it (a sizable chunk). I tried the wheat roll once, but I definitely prefer sourdough. I took my roommate on my 13847th visit there and she got the tomato bisque, which she thoroughly enjoyed.\n\nOne downside is that there isn't much seating- only a few seats by the window. But they definitely make up for it with speedy and friendly service. They also allow you to sample soup before ordering! How considerate. Like I said before, I feel like I've been here thousands of times, and I could definitely come back a few more thousand times without getting tired of it! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yvz4933BkH5Tg2FRD0NnnQ", "date": "2010-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "snmVfIL1TpClTSXbTk5ElQ", "text": "Generally, I'm a fan of soup.   So I was excited to see a place called \"Soup\" (the SF/Company part is pretty small) open on Bancroft.  \n\nI decided to go and check it out several days ago and got handed a flier for $2 off a soup or salad (serendipitous!).  It was bustling during the lunch hour, but surprisingly efficient.  All the staff were incredibly personable and talkative.  Each soup order (I got the Corn Chowder) came with a piece of bread, and that day they were GIGANTIC pieces.  I was stuffed (and very satisfied) by the end of lunch!!!  I wonder if these these aspects will last, though, like the customer service and the large portions.   I was there again yesterday, and the bread was definitely smaller.  (BTW, Tortilla soup is also delicious.)\n\nThe only reason for the -1 star is the price.  With $2 off, my 12 ounce soup came out to just over $3, which is a great price for a filling meal!  But I just won't pay $5 for soup.  Since 12 ounces of soup and bread is almost too much for me, I would be happy if they offered an 8 ounce option at a lower price.  I'd definitely go for that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n9gITMi9ddlUQ_Bqb3dBwg", "date": "2009-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sSRsTHQ4R0Aqq-7-HT4ytw", "text": "My chicken tikka masala soup was very good. But, there's not enough room to sit. And $5 a cup is pricey. And, I wish the bread were warm.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2009-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "umBgnf-7k6x1Mp3h9dd_Ig", "text": "When I eat a Greek Chicken Lemon soup with artichokes, orzo, and garbanzo beans, I want all of the flavors of the ingredients. I want to taste chicken. I want to taste artichokes. I want the taste and texture of orzo pasta. The garbanzos should add a light flavor. And a little lemon should permeate all of the flavors.\n\nThe soup I had today had only one flavor, and I can't place it. The chicken tasted like the artichokes which tasted like the orzo which tasted like the garbanzos, and all of it was bland. There wasn't even a hint of lemon. It was as if the entire soup were thrown into a blender, pureed, and somehow molded back into the shapes and textures of the ingredients.\n\nThey call the sandwiches they serve \"half sandwiches\". It's more like a one-inch-wide slice of a sandwich for $3.75. One \"half sandwich\" is at the same time more than you'd ever want to eat (because it's so bad) and definitely not enough to satisfy even the lightest eater. I'm pretty sure the bread was made last Wednesday. That might've been okay on Thursday morning, but today is Sunday.\n\nAs Jenna said, they do offer a special where if you buy soup and a half sandwich, they take a little bit off the price. What they don't tell you is that if you buy soup and two half sandwiches, they don't give you the special price. So I ended up paying over $14 for a really bad and tiny meal.\n\nI gave a second star because they serve Coca-Cola products, not Pepsi.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xQsVhyM2s-p10gs0ika2KA", "date": "2011-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UNRtg2k0PuQxgZCoqwCEFw", "text": "Their soup is definitely really hot once they take it out of the pot, but I really don't think it's worth that much for SOUP.\n\nThe clam chowder was okay, but make sure you grab one of their $1 off coupons from a person giving them away on the streets if they have the promotion to feel less ripped off :D.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2010-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UVhnpnHYhnq0tBuvH6j6Kg", "text": "Servers are attentive and kind...and the grilled chicken caesar salad with new england chowder and bread make for one of the better meals around town!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vbPzO0-2vQrLdHNOTEa5Dw", "text": "Came here yesterday and loved it.\n\nThe line inside looked intimidating and I thought I'd be there for at least ten minutes before they would get to my order. I was wrong. I was in there for at least two minutes and the kind man at the front asked me what I'd like. I saw the mini cups on the counter so I asked to sample their corn chowder. One sip and I became a fan. I got a regular bowl and snagged the biggest french roll I could find. The total was $5 even. My friend ordered their lobster bisque and after a while, the taste of seafood over powers the dish. Same with the sweetness of the corn chowder but it was so creamy I did not care. This place also serves sandwiches, salads, fruit cups, and parfaits. They have an awesome deal for half sandwich and salad for only $3.25! Next I'm around and it's a hot day I'm definitely going to take advantage of that deal.\n\nThe menu here rotates everyday which is why they post it online on their website. Variety is good but when a person is here for one day and they don't have their favorite, it sucks!\n\nDo not come in here with a large group hoping to dine in since seating is VERY limited. Only bar like seating in front of the window which is enough for 5-6 people.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y1bQnAw1R403jGVPvZAeNw", "date": "2009-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VEyoSp2ucglX-FYMaJ3HZg", "text": "A fave for a rainy day:  a large Southwestern Corn Chowder and a (huge) Rainbow Salad. (Plus like 4 pieces of bread.) The corn chowder here is a veritable alphabet soup of awesomeness:  Vegetarian, Lowfat, Spicy, Dairy Free, & Organic. Perfect for when I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and too lazy to cook for myself.\n\nKudos for also using biodegradable packaging, locally sourced ingredients, and always having a few organic and vegetarian options. \n \n-1 star because, honestly, the prices are a *bit* steep for what they should be... and parking sucks in these parts.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pPHtSwKtDLM0V2BM163oRw", "date": "2010-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wF0rr7lfFd1iBnVHNuffvQ", "text": "Get the rainbow salad!!!!\nIt tastes great, and you get a free piece of bread, all for just $8.00.\nThe size of the salad is so worth it! Plus, you get to check out all the hot chicks walking down Bancroft as you sit inside munching on your food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RzfYW15KepJZqPjlnazlNg", "date": "2012-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wJ83EW0DRv0Omi8_uYRxcQ", "text": "Star breakdown (starting at 3 stars)\n\n+1: Very efficient, even if there's a line you'll get in and out in under 10 mins \n+1: Pretty large salad selection - you can even make your own! They follow instructions to the T. I hate overdressed salads, SFSC makes it so that a little dressing goes a long way. \n+1: HUGE salads\n-1: $10 for their salad!? They are good - but not worth the $10 IMHO. \n-1: No seating (Except by the window, but then you risk getting bumped by the constant line of students). This would be okay if Cal was sunny 24/7, but when it rains - it sucks to get your soup and have to lug it back on campus to find a place to eat. \n\n\nOverall it's a very convenient place for lunch. If you go at an off-time it's even better because there's basically no wait.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rz_TqU1qK1iDAk03TH7z2Q", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wR5trKkut5w0Lp4Cm_1cpA", "text": "I go here way too often...because their Southwestern Corn Chowder is waaay to good! It's one of their few vegan options, and it is fabulous! I've had it at least 10-15 times (multiply that by $5 to the dismay of my student's budget). The hearty potatoes, the slight spice of the peppers, and the roasted corn make it so delectable, and the perfect go-to meal. My roommate and I will probably never get tired of it. If only the soup company had a punchcard or something, because we are relentless corn chowderers! \nMy only complaint is the price. For a little bowl of soup, it has a pretty big price. Soup should be cheaper...but for now, I will indulge. And indulge often.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yN58kjtt_Kv91yc3ZteNg", "date": "2011-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XCB-FNojRSriR2m-uhmE6A", "text": "I don't know if it's because I rarely go to soup and salad places, but I found this place to be a bit overpriced. I got the chicken noodle soup one day while I had the flu, and though it was an excellent soup for my sickly condition, I didn't know soups cost around 6 dollars... and it just felt like chicken noodle soup from the can, but maybe this is my ill tastebuds talking. \n\nHowever, I do think their salads are quite good. I've had their chicken caesar salad because it was the cheapest one, still priced at around 6-7 dollars, except I had a $1 dollar off coupon. their dressing is delicious and the chicken was quite soft but again, I just never understood paying more than 5 dollars for a bowl of leaves, some chicken, and sauce. however, I have to say that the bowl of salad actually made me quite full in the end. It was a very satisfactory, tasty vegetable fix that I was desperately in need of. the service is also very nice, since the guy could tell it was my first time at this kind of place. all soups and salads come with a piece of a bread which is also alright. \n\nAll in all, SF soup co. has seen me through my roughest days, but I'd only go if I had a coupon since I don't really see the point in paying so much for a small bowl of soup or a container of leaves. but that's a personal thing. Good thing they also take cal 1 cards...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xvHCq_AzzWCA2cRSRwtxZQ", "text": "So I was REALLY craving some good clam chowder on a cold bay day.  I had heard that this place had AMAZING clam chowder so I decided to give it a try.  Sadly disappointed.  I had to add salt and pepper just to make it somewhat less bland.  The staff was not extremely friendly, and there was a wait, even though there weren't that many people ahead of me (the staff was just slow, having side convo's, etc.).  Overall, bad experience.  Perhaps the one in SF is better...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8R7OL8nrdV6xzECgdCGS7g", "date": "2011-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yPXHTbK4b8ZC0-oMOBp2YQ", "text": "Taste: 4\nValue: 3\nService: 4\n\nI've been here close nearly twenty times, so I've sampled almost all of their soups, and tried a good chunk of them, which I'll comment on:\n\nGrandma Mary's Chicken Soup: A flavorflul, soothing broth full of chunks of hand pulled Chicken, Parsnips, Carrots, Celery and Egg Noodles finished with fresh Dill.\nNot bad, but definitely too watery. Also, the soup is a little dry, and I usually feel somewhat thirsty afterwards.\n\nOrganic Southwestern Corn Chowder: A delectable blend of Roasted Corn, Red Bell Peppers and Red Skinned Potatoes simmered with Ancho, New Mexico and Chipotle Chiles. \nPretty good. I like the corn chowder, and overall it's quite yummy.\n\nNew England Clam Chowder: A thick, rich and creamy traditional recipe loaded with Clams from the North Atlantic and Red Skinned Potatoes. \nOkay clam chowder, but I've definitely had better.\n\nMexican Chicken Tortilla: A savory blend of Grilled Corn Tortillas, oven-roasted Tomatoes, Red Bell Peppers, Jalapenos, Garlic, Cilantro and Basil loaded with chunks of Grilled Chicken. \nPretty good and kind of similar to the Southwestern corn chowder. However, this one is a little bit spicier iirc.\n\nAlbondigas: A rich and zesty Mexican style soup loaded with Beef Meatballs, chunks of Potatoes and Carrots in an Ancho Chile, Tomato and Garlic infused broth. \nNot bad, but it was definitely too salty.\n\nMatzoh Ball Soup: A rich chicken broth with hand rolled Matzoh Balls, big chunks of Chicken, Carrots, Celery, Parsnip and Fresh Dill. \nDidn't like this soup. It was pretty much just watery chicken broth with two huge Matzoh balls, which tasted a bit weird. There wasn't that much of the chicken and other ingredients.\n\nAlso, they give you a piece of bread with every soup order for free. They used to give huge chunks of bread, but unfortunately now they're pretty small. Also, you can add on a sandwich for only a little bit more. I've tried their chicken sandwich, and it's pretty good.\n\nOverall, decent soups for a chain, but a bit too expensive ($6 for a regular bowl of soup). My tip would be to give them a try and sample a couple soups before you decide on what to get. They also have a nice list here with ingredients, nutrition facts, and best of all, pictures: http://sfsoupco.com/index.php?id=16", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CBler0wiOK6L-5Ql9JE0LQ", "text": "4 Words: Best Hangover Food Ever...well, within walking distance since good pho is miles away.  It's warm, delicious soup that you can eat with shaky wrists covered in blacklight stamps and 21+ bracelets.  Nourishing liquid that stays down and settles with that pint of Jack Daniel's you downed to prove your unquestionably virile male dominance.\n\nI see that the people griping about the soup quality are also the most unadventurous reviewers, tending to stick to bland/safe choices like split pea, gazpacho, clam chowder, etc.  Dude, it's split pea, of course it's going to be bad.  Frankly, if you're coming here you should probably have a predilection for soups that aren't purchasable in condensed cans from the Walgreen's across the street.  Then again it must be really really warm and safe in the hugbox of quotidian mundaneness.\n\nJust sayin'.\n\nI only eat/drink the more funky and exotic soups.  Chicken Tikki Masala ? Pour me a bowl!  Thai Curry and Jamaican Jerk? Two please! Poached Berkeley Squirrel w/ Acorn Syrup? Scrape that lil' fella off the front tire and into the vat!\n\nSandwiches are mediocre.  I really expect something more filling, tasty, and not pre-made/wrapped in Saran Wrap for the cash, but then again it's called the Soup Company, not the Sandwich Company.\n\nTL;DR: Get only the soups that have really foreign sounding words in them or have another country in their sobriquet.  Trust me, you won't go wrong.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WSTHgJ6aAhHjk_p4xRvy_A", "date": "2010-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CTchiwj2PJi6YCZCQehfmA", "text": "It's hard to review a place that focuses all their energy on soup, but I checked it out today and was not really that impressed.  \n\nFirst, its astronomically over-priced.  Soup should be cheap.  When a restaurant cleans out their cooler and finds an abundance of extra peas, that's the soup of the day.  If the soup were less expensive, it would be worth going back.\n\nSecond, I hate the name.\n\nThird, their split pea was alright and their chicken tortilla soup was good.  The bread was bread.  I think you could order a sandwich and a salad and all that sort of stuff, but a soup and sandwich combo isn't always necessary. \n\nBut how the hell did I spend $10 on two bowls of soup?  That's not reasonable.  This place is not reasonable.\n\nI guess if you're sick, and have money to burn, you should check this place out.  Otherwise, stick with authentic local spots that do soup on the side-- not a place that hypes up the soup.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wUtx2M5OpyZvyBYm9Im7HQ", "date": "2010-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "94kDgE5Ln_K27lgPEB9wGg", "text": "My girlfriend and I visited the San Francisco Soup Company for the first time earlier today and found their soups to be quite delicious. The friendly representative offered samples, so I tried the Indian Lentil, but found it to be very unflavorful. When I told him I was a vegetarian, he offered a sample of their popular organic Smoky Split Pea soup, which I really enjoyed. My girlfriend settled on the Mexican Chicken Tortilla, which she said was good. During the entire time we were there, all three staff members we encountered were very courteous.\n\nThe only issue I have with this restaurant is that the prices are quite high for just soup. Most of their regular size, 12-ounce soups (the smallest size their soups come in) are a minimum of five dollars (all soups do come with a small piece of bread though). Fortunately, we had a $2 off any soup coupon that we were able to use. Without the coupon, there's a high chance we may not visit San Francisco Soup Company due to their high regular prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rww-krmT3SO10gA0qZIktg", "date": "2009-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bvjrhQo4oSt1a8V-DIyajg", "text": "Great for the location, price, and quality of food.  I'll admit, sometimes the salad isn't as fresh as it should be, or the chicken tastes a little off.  But usually, for $7.50, I get a salad that's both reasonably healthy and fills me up.  My favorites are the Cobb and Asian Chicken.  I'd like the Cesar too, but that dressing is a no go. \n\nGrandma Mary's chicken soup is great when I'm feeling a bit under the weather.  I like the clam chowder and tomato bisque as well.  Tried the Lobster Bisque, it was a bit thin and tasted like it came out of a can. \n\nEverything comes with a hunk of bread. The little sandwiches are pretty good too.  Roast beef FTW.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zTkWFiZm_BW1Ya3xMW5uZA", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ESdd4MFkyQZNkrLZNNGynA", "text": "I feel like this place is overpriced for just a tiny cup of soup. I got the tomato bisque the last time I went (only because I had a coupon) and it wasn't anything special - just straight up tomato-flavored soup with nothing else. \n\nI've also heard from my friends that the clam chowder, southwestern corn chowder, chicken noodle soup, or any other kind of soup they have there just tastes like the soups you can get at the dining commons or the golden bear cafe on campus - so again, nothing special.\n\nBut I guess the only good part is that the service is quick and you get a free piece of bread with your purchase of soup! But the pieces usually aren't even that big though.. whatever. Well overall it's not very filling for a meal... but then again maybe my appetite is just too huge....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JinNpmASOyO1IaBA68PNSA", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F0vWlrcg5WsT9mk9OXWEuA", "text": "SF Soup Company is a staple for Cal students' lunch. Like Smart Alec's and Cafe Intermezzo (RIP), it is a soup and salad place, each having their own flavor and styles. The difference between SF Soup and others is that this place is a chain, and definitely feels like one too. With Jamba Juice and Yogurtland adjacent, American Apparel, Subway, Walgreens, and Chipotle so nearby it wouldn't surprise me if Berkeley was trying to keep their chain restaurants concentrated in one area.\n\nThis place is good cause they have a large variety of salads, which is great if you're getting tired of eating Caesar/Oriental salads and are craving something new or different. For example, recently I had the Spicy Thai Chicken Peanut salad, which is something you can't get at other nearby establishments!\n\nAs for the quality, it just seems to be very standard. I've had the tomato bisque quite often and it's very tasty, but all the other ones are nothing too particularly memorable. I can't rave about a particular salad as delicious here since I really don't remember it being incredible either. \n\nMeals come with a free piece of bread, which is great for dipping into soup. They are also the only restaurant in the area to serve soup in a bread bowl as well.\n\nFor the price, it is steep in comparison to others. Why pay $7-9 for a soup/salad here when I can get a much larger portion for the same price at Smart Alec's? But, like I stated before, the diverse amount of salads and soups, plus the fact that my girlfriend really loves their soups, is what keeps me coming back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F-jOrsQS51SmUpE71OhGsA", "text": "The 3 stars is for the salad only and here is what I have to say.\n\nPros:\n-Giant proportions, good if you get chicken and other ingredients you really like\n-delicious\n-fresh ingredients\n\nNow for the con.\n-Four toppings.  Now I am the guy who likes cucumbers, corn, kidney beans, cherry tomatoes, red onions, feta cheese, and olives in my salad.  Instead I chose feta, olives, cucumbers and tomatoes. What  I got was a heaping spoon of olives and a heaping spoon of feta which made my salad totally salty and super unhealthy. I will take a bite of salad to discover what I forked was a hunk of feta and a whole olive.  I wouldn't mind taking significantly less olives and feta to exchange for some corn and beans and red onions and other veggies.  But cmon, I don't want to pay the extra money.\n-That said, it is so pricey!\n\nThe free bread is more of an afterthought.  Cmon, do you really consider a piece of wheat bread after you paid $7.50 for a salad?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QbB-nglms3OzR2xI7bs8nQ", "date": "2011-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H7TFrDMKSMk5Kb5UOT-UCA", "text": "This is one of those places I go to because it's quick and healthy and close to campus.  They have a good amount of different soups and salads.  My favorites are the tomato bisque and the clam chowder.  All salads and soups comes with a free piece of bread which is nice.  I've gotten a sandwich with my soup a couple of times--usually the roast beef.  They're...eh okay I guess--the bread tastes kind of old at times. \n\nThough they are known for soups, I really enjoy the salads/wraps a bit more.  My favorite has to be the Grilled Chicken Chipotle, and then the Asian Chicken a close second.  Both around $7-7.50.  I like that they also have the option of making any salad a wrap which will cost $7.00 regardless of which salad you choose--and they put the remaining salad that didn't fit in the wrap on the side which is nice.  Overall okay and cheap, quick place to grab food, especially for a student on the go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dEFu_RjMP-IAjQUlf3NPDg", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IfLrlCUzlHixcrCQlFcEBw", "text": "Sometimes the soups are superb sometimes it's bland... It all depends on the weather and your luck I suppose. I usually get sf soup when I'm lazy or it's raining and gloomy outside. The chicken tortilla soup is yummy and I usually pair it with their tuna sandwich for the 7 dollar combo. The tuna sandwich is a bit dry but dunk it in the soup and yum. I actually usually eat the salad and save the sandwich for the next meal so sf soup tends to last me two meals. Sometimes I would grab their salad but make it a wrap instead. When they make your wrap they still give you the over filling left over salad so this also makes two meals. Sf soup is a great deal! And takes cal 1 debit!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zDga0uLn_GBGnf2VJCC9Sw", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jp6nGCj0FoQWHM-ae7nvzA", "text": "Did you know that you can get 50% off on saturday and sunday if you pay using your Cal 1 student ID card? (September 2011 only)\n\nThis deal definitely encourages me to go here on weekends.\n\nNormally, soups run $4-5 for the 12 oz. size and around $6 for the 16 oz. size. Salads are $7-8. With either option, you can get a free hunk of sourdough bread or a bread roll.\n\nWith the 50% september weekend discount, it's one of the best deals near campus I think!\n\nHowever, without the discount, I'd rather eat a pre-prepared salad from Trader Joes for $4. TJ's salads have better ingredients/toppings, albeit they're a 2/3rds the size of SF soup company.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rM07y_F6_mXrkYQqQioZtg", "date": "2011-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m0TOipCqK1En9PEmWxVaUQ", "text": "Organic Southwestern Corn Chowder.\nIf you haven't gone to The San Francisco Soup Company and tried this soup, I feel a little sorry for you. \nI've been told this place only makes enough for the day and once they're out, they're out.  This makes me think there isn't much wastage going on there and that idea makes me happy.  I've only been to the UC Berkeley location and the people there were friendly and on top of it.  I will be visiting again as soon as I can and you should too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "felS_y_ixMe8H3_9YqiEOA", "date": "2010-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tFNgJXFdkhPsP9qx4xaaeQ", "text": "Soup, salad, and bread for a decent price?? umm yum!\n\nSF Soup Co is a great place to grab a quick cheap meal. They have a wide variety of soups which are labeled vegan, vegetarian, low fat, spicy, and more. You also get a choice of bread with your soup. Be sure to try the chicken tortilla. They put cheese and tortilla strips on top of it. mmm mmm.\n\nI also LOVE their salads. They're huge and so good! I got the chipotle chicken salad and it was awesome and lasted me 2 days. Great value.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tjpWM95syFlcFnCm1PcNHA", "text": "I have soup here close to 3x a week so I'm just commenting on the soups I try...\n\nThis week: Chicken Tikka Masala. \n\nI'm partial to Southeast Indian cuisine so I had high expectations of this month's specialty soup. WOW. Nicely done SFSC!\n\n+ Flavors from a banging Indian dish turned soup, with more veggies\n+ Comes with rice, holla!\n+ Avoids the oil pileup by using less of it and a dash of cream\n-  Chicken is a bit bland\n\nFinal Call: \nI've had it twice this week, a day apart. A third is likely in the stars...\n\nAlso tried:\n1. Cheddar + Beer\n     -  I would not order this: not enough cheese flavor, overpowered by \n     the barely\n2. Kick@$$ Chili\n     + Hearty and chunky, great flavors (though I like the turkey version \n     better)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TU56orMJnI3pg0qmYSL8Cw", "text": "Finals always means unhealthy eating habits for me, so I went to SF Soup Co. to make myself better for all the snacks I'd been munching on. Plus, fresh salad mix + great topping selection are perfect for those warm, sunny days in Berkeley! Soups are decent and change daily, but on the pricey side ($5 for 12 oz!).\n\nYes, they are known for their soups, but my favorite thing about SF Soup Co. is their salads! If you buy a soup, you get $2 off a custom salad or wrap, which is what enticed me to try one of their salads in the first place! I always order the Grilled Chicken Chipotle Salad, which comes with mixed greens, grilled chicken strips, roasted corn, black beans, cheddar cheese, blue tortilla chips, tomato, avocado, and jicama. There's so many ingredients and they don't skimp on how much they give you either (so it doesn't just seem like you're only eating lettuce)! If you don't like one of the toppings, you can substitute for something else - they have so many toppings you're bound to find something you like - carrots, edamame, artichoke, roasted red pepper, shredded cabbage, beets, ham, turkey, kidney beans, garbanzo beans, etc.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Os7XnHJYLsHFhOsiMLQ6mA", "date": "2010-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v2sUh6TAzLSd3SZUpsIXjA", "text": "SF Soup Co. Is a welcome change to the 'getting old' food variety in the campus community. Salads are always generously prepared with lots of the veggies your mother would be proud of you eating. I usually get the Grilled Chicken Chipotle salad and make a few changes. They're usually very nice and don't give you grief about asking for just a little more.\n\nThe only downfall is that with any campus-centric food location lines can be gargantuan. They're pretty quick but sometimes I feel like my 1-hr break between classes can be cut drastically while waiting for my grub.\n\nDefinitely a solid eatery. I'll prolly be back twice a week or so haha.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4JivJmkNBE6Vj16PKVsTOQ", "date": "2009-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xrlG1XTas3GeJiQ5UCpADQ", "text": "Frost stirs among the crackled leaves of Autumn's last gasp.  Damp wanderings weigh heavily upon the hardened heart.  We all have the capacity to be a great people, we only lack the light to show the way.  When cynicism and world-weariness dash one's inspiration, a steaming, hearty beacon of soup illuminates the path.  When tempest-tossed souls arrive at the golden gate, who will lift her lamp to gather the huddled masses?  San Francisco Soup Company.  \n\nTo put it another way:  remember the delightful Pixar movie Ratatouille?  There's an emotionally gripping scene where the evil food critic Anton Ego tastes the titular dish and flashbacks to his childhood.  A poor boy with a broken bicycle, on the verge of tears, cheers up thanks to his mother's ratatouille and, more importantly, the love she infuses into the humble meal.  Now, Americans can hardly relate to the soulfulness of the French stew, but I suspect most of us CAN relate to a piping hot bowl of chicken noodle soup when we were sick, or perhaps tomato soup instead?  A little bit of nourishment for the ailments of both the body and, I daresay, the soul?\n\nWell, let's just say I had an Anton Ego moment while eating San Francisco Soup Company soup.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H45bZndxN89D0TEL7qk0EQ", "date": "2012-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z-bFRRq6rQRoZyBojN-bNw", "text": "Thanks to Groupon, I finally had a good excuse to try this place! It's been catching my eye for a while now whenever I walk down Bancroft, but with so much competition for cheap, delicious eats in the area, it was hard to justify trying it. Sometimes that huge Veggie sandwich at Intermezzo (or whatever they're calling the place now) just beckons to me and I cannot resist....\n\nIn any case, I was actually pleasantly surprised at the both the quality and price of the soups here. I had the Southwestern Corn Chowder. It was thick, spicy and very filling! My husband got the Split Pea, which was probably the best I've had in the area besides Andersen's (which isn't really in the area, anyways). The main reason for 3 stars versus more is for everything else besides the soup. I suppose that's a little unfair though, since the place is, after all, called \"San Francisco Soup Company\" not \"San Francisco Soup, Salad and Sandwich Company.\" Well if \"San Francisco\" Soup Company is going to be in Berkeley, then I won't give it any leeway from the name. So there.\n\nMinus AT LEAST one star: the sandwiches are all pre-made! You can't get one without mayo (or with any other dietary variation that you wish). With so many other amazing deli's and sandwich shops in walking distance, they simply cannot expect to compete here when they don't even make your sandwiches to order. The salad selection was also none to exciting. \n\nFor soup (and soup only), 5 stars! As a whole, a solid 3 (probably 3.5, if I could).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "b7MX__siTWzbva1rlO2k9Q", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zF5HEpDOU4Q8ozOxpiaHYw", "text": "I pretty much live on this stuff for weeks on end (when I'm on my SSS - Soup Salad Smoothie - diet).Yes, it's pretty expensive, but it's really healthy if you control your portions and split your order into separate meals. \n\nI am head over heels in love with their Tomato Bisque, but their Chicken Noodle Soup and Clam Chowder are pretty good, too. A small bowl (of Tomato Bisque) costs $5, a large $7 and a quart around $10, and they all come with bread! All though carbs are not allowed in my SSS diet, three big hunks of bread for the price of one quart of soup is not too shabby (you can probably tell I really like carbs...) Their Mac & Cheese is kind of bland and sometimes they burn their Turkey Chili. \n\nSince I can get a plain, old Caesar salad anywhere, I usually go for their Spicy Thai Peanut Chicken salad and replace the cherry tomatoes with artichoke hearts, yum. Their salads are enormous, so I can split this into 2-3 meals. Oh, and go for light dressing if you're on a diet.\n\nMy best experience at this SF Soup Co was this one time when I had some serious drunkchies and really wanted soup, so my friend and I ran to the store minutes before it's closing time and ordered (what else?) Tomato Bisque and Turkey Chili... and they gave us a lot of free bread! Sometimes it's the little things in life.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2qM814wpxj0BfB69hW7bAg", "text": "This is what Tiffany call good, hearty soup. \n\nLucky Tiffany visits Berkeley on day of Caltopia, and gets free coupon for free soup at SFSC. She stops by with a friend to pick up this free lunch. The employees there were super nice, and gave them samples of the soups they wanted to get. Even though they had free coupons, the employees told us we could get any size they wanted (except quart), so they both opted for larges. The employees then reminded them that they get a free roll with the soup, oh how sweet. \n\nWhile Tiffany got her soup and was sliding down to the register, her bowl runs off a ledge on the uneven counter (please be careful of that!), and slips hot sample soup all over. She apologizes and tries to help clean up, but employee assures  her that its fine, and cleans it up himself. \n\nTiffany gets a tomato bisque soup-- tomato-y fresh and silky smooth texture. Friend gets New England Clam Chowder-- hearty with chunky, fresh ingredients. Soup was hot and satisfying.\n\nThis place set the standard for Tiffany for good soup; she is in love with this place! Great soup, great service, great employees. If only all SFSCs were as good as you..!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4yoDx1O3sgILKRJxxeRXfQ", "date": "2009-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OBqilqhimFeqcxpYd3qaug", "text": "It wasn't the best chicken soup, although the sourdough bowl was good.  And it certainly was a few dollars more than what it should cost.\n\nThat being said, it was the first real food I've held down in two days, and at this point, that pretty much makes it the best goddamn thing ever.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 13, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "5LRnyZvaHXCvU3yBsnuvWA", "text": "The three S's: Soup, Salad, and Sandwiches...served by super friendly people, who hand out samples of soup on request.\n\nI tried the clam chowder--solid, but it was really too hot a day for soup. I can imagine that the SF Soup Company would be the perfect place for Cal students on a cold, wintery day though. In those times, nothing hits the spot more than clam chowder in a bread bowl, except maybe ramen or something. But this place has got the location down--it is literally right next to campus.\n\nI grabbed a pre-packaged Caesar salad and half tuna sandwich to go, which ended up over $7. I wouldn't have been full from the meal if I hadn't finished a smoothie thirty minutes earlier.\n\nThere's not much to say about SF soup company. It's good food at an okay price, and super convenient. It is next to campus, and semi-fast food, yet still healthy. \n\nI ate my tuna sandwich while walking home because I was overly excited. It was really fresh (tuna, wheat bread, romaine, and cucumbers) and not full of mayo which I appreciated.\n\nI didn't like the Caesar salad that much because although it was fresh, the dressing was kind of weird--clear and oily (rather than creamy) with unidentified stuff inside. The spinach bacon salad looks good though--I'll probably give that a shot next time.\n\nHonestly, I think I'd rather have soft tacos at the nearby Chipotle than spend a bit more here for a Plain Jane meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2009-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9CXydbpDKo8ZvYgDzCGhxg", "text": "I'm super disappointed that I moved a distance away from this place right after it opened. Always a few vegan/vegetarian options, and you can check out their rotating selection on their website. Their bread options are nice too. Haven't tried the salads yet.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "B9WmcnNHGe9wnmvBqRzGiw", "date": "2009-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gx0Nc_6QRopRzXFDSAKtjA", "text": "Friendly cashier. Absolutely loved her! She was really funny and nice. She gave me a free quart of macaroni and cheese because they were closing up soon. I ordered a Mexican Tortilla Chicken Soup and it was really good. Even though the Mac and Cheese was not really good. I'm not really complaining. It's good. (: I would totally come back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1NBKa7korqA4TQ-cXeK-IA", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uCZFwE_gxSOIYF_xkdUEGg", "text": "This was one of the first places I ate at  when I started working in Berkeley last week. The corn chowder was soooo good. I think I spent $6 bucks for half soup and salad. \n\nSide note:\nI have to set aside $50 a week to eat out for lunch. LOL. Well just for the first month... I have to try all the different food. But after I go broke, then I'll bring my lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_PAM1DBWZ6szRLwoT0Fb4Q", "date": "2009-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eo8a92vRuRWtbt6ZHhe4Ag", "text": "The organic southwestern corn chowder keeps me coming back despite the high prices (at $5 for a small bowl of soup and chunk of bread.) Thick soup with delicious chunks of potato, lots of corn, chock full of flavor... yum!\n\nOn the other hand, sandwiches are mediocre... wasn't really a fan of the other soups I tried either (clam chowder, chili).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L6HtAnX_08ecw-OiH454pA", "date": "2010-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6oDiRIQZLV-Qpze_0j8ukg", "text": "BOMB!! Well at least the specials usually are. As a vegetarian, the regular corn chowder, tomato bisque and smokey split pea aren't too exciting. But they have awesome specials of the day. I suggest the lentil soup or minestrone if they have it. I also love the fact that for a regular size cup of soup with bread is only $5 even.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MLNlRG396O4vyss5rd5K_g", "date": "2010-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kWiwHRuH31Itq_VFreakNw", "text": "Not a great experience, but I'll give it another try, because one soup isn't enough to judge. The service was excellent, even during the lunch rush.  The chicken tortilla soup was mediocre -- more like a tomato soup with a bunch of cumin thrown in. The tuna sandwich was watery and uninteresting. The sourdough bread that came with the soup was outstanding.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w-mE0dagsCaRWzbNQCkwAQ", "date": "2009-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LJjaVrCgoAgaj7d6o_0uOg", "text": "The service here is great, it goes by pretty fast even though the line goes out the door. The soup here is okay, a bit pricey for the amount they give you and its not like the soup is really really good. It is almost like can soup, but a little bit better. What I really like is the chunk of bread that you get with your soup. The bread here is really good and goes very well with the soup. I really like the sourdough bread... I always try to find the biggest piece cuz its sooo yummy. If SF Soup Company did not give bread with their soup then I would not come here...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "886PK4cguRAHtD-mUnSZTg", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6e_UTORi_JqiuvDN_NlETg", "text": "Quick: where in BK can you get lunch in less than 5 minutes? You guessed it, smarty-pants... SF Soup Company.  \n\nOn this particularly cold day Nate S. and I strolled down to Tele, me for soup, him for smoothie.  After Nate S.'s hand nearly froze from the coldness of the smoothie and I was warmed up just thinking about my bowl of tomato soup, I convinced him to swing for soup during these winter lunches.   I closed the deal by mention of the sourdough bread bowl.  Nate S. has always considered me a great sales-person.  SF Soup Company, I now bring you one more loyal customer.  Can I get a referral bonus for that? \n\nI wish this place were closer to my office.  Then I would seriously have the perfect diet of soup, salad and piece of bread for $6, which would help me keep my girlish figure.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nnmKt0M8TpxoJr9BJbJ75g", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NkJ48C3U1APLja0TwOJQDg", "text": "I really hope this place stays around long enough. Please, please, please. Anyway, the soups are awesome. You can sample any of them before deciding, so I tried the chicken tortilla soup, after reading Trumom R.'s comment about how people rave about it. Definitely can see why. It was very tasty. They top it with lots of cheese and some cilantro, and by the time you open it, it's all melted in with the chicken and tortilla chips = lots of flavor and lots of texture. Add a hunk of bread, and sigh, talk about comfort food. At least for me. \n\nClean, bright place, uses eco-friendly spoons, forks, other ware and cups as well.  There's limited seating, but you're in and you're out with food so that's not really a downside. Staff is friendly and singing along to Akon on the radio. Definitely made my morning.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2009-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "m8ngIOXHOG5l1TZgsa302A", "text": "I'm giving it a 5 on customer service alone. I went in today and ordered a regular Mexican Tortilla. When the server, Marty, had finished putting it together for me, I suddenly remembered I had forgot my wallet. Instead of holding the soup for me upon my return, he told me to take the soup. Don't worry about it. And just come back when I'm free.\n\nHOW NICE IS THAT? I've never had anyone let me walk out with food or drinks on the honor policy. So touched. Anyways, walked back to my apt as fast as I could. Put down the soup, grabbed my wallet, and walked back to SF Soup Co. to pay for my order.\n\nYeah. Today was a good day.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2011-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qQAe0cdUKzhk8oUU56UlgA", "text": "This place has really attracted quite a following in just a few days of being open -- apparently sometimes all hungry students want at noon is a chain! (Nothing necessarily against chains; just pointing it out!) \n\nI took a $2 coupon and a friend to San Francisco Soup Company at noon today. I'd never tried it despite spending a summer in the Financial District, approximately three blocks away from three different San Francisco Soup Cos. I'm not really a huge soup person, but a look at the online menu convinced me there might be something interesting. The line was through the door at noon, but it moved at a reasonably quick pace since everything is premade. I ordered the chicken tortilla soup, grabbed my hunk of sourdough, paid $3 plus some change, and found a spot on the Sproul Hall steps to eat with my friend. (There's nearly no seating, so the latter is a necessity). Service was friendly -- they seem eager to please. They also offer soups and salads, as well as some prepackaged ones by the checkout. \n\nThe soup was pretty good; it has some good variety in texture between the chicken, the cheese, the tortilla chips, etc. However, the intensely high saltiness of the soup got to me after a little while and I wish I had a second piece of bread to counter it. \n\nI think paying $5+ for a somewhat small-ish lunch isn't necessarily the best deal, and I also think I would've appreciated a soup place opening in the dead of winter rather than the beginning of spring, but it's a perfectly serviceable place for a quick bite in the middle of classes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2009-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uA2B5ctYvK6gmVwFTOY3fw", "text": "Finally got around to trying this place. They did NOT have the Matzo ball soup that Esther Y recommended, but maybe it's a seasonal thing. I forgot to sample the soups too, and ended up with the Green chile chicken soup and an egg salad sandwich. \n\nMy first impression of both the soup and the sandwich was SALTY. It seems like they sprinkled extra salt on the sandwich, and the soup was quite salty too. On the other hand, it was filling and the sourdough bread was fresh and yummy.\n\nIt is really ODD that the utensils are compostable, but the lids are polypropylene. What's the point?? And with everyone taking stuff to go anyway, no one is going to compost those things because it's not like there's compost collection everywhere.\n\nI'd give it another try, but I am strongly tempted to go to smart alec's instead, because they have CORNBREAD and plenty of seating.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_OGvAo_TAVNMCO84PT-WNQ", "date": "2009-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sG56N14jn0Y8AUr4I4dlzQ", "text": "I'm not a soup guy. I don't think I have ever in my life said, \"Dude, I really want some SOUP!\"\n\nKeeping that in mind, I have been really pleased since this place opened up a few weeks ago. They have a wide variety of soups, salads made to order, and some pretty good pre-made half sandwiches.\n\nThe soups are GREAT! They have organic options and vegetarian options. Thus far the split pea has been my fave-o.\n\nThe prices are really nice. They sell a 12-ounce \"regular\" for about $4, a 16-ounce \"large\" for $5 or $6, or a quart, probably $9 or more. With their $2 Off Coupon, SF Soup Co has become a mandatory daily stop for me. (DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE INFERIOR $1 OFF COUPON THEY ARE CIRCULATING NOW!)\n\nPlus, sourdough bread (or a wheat roll) comes by the chunk with your meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zdABTmo5ABAkprOToe7N2g", "date": "2009-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mqGUuieKOcrJJiDCWVof_A", "text": "I work down the street from this place, so after eating nearly every vegan soup on their rotating menu (the ones marked with both a \"V\" for vegetarian and a \"D\" for dairy-free), I am finally ready to review it.\n\nFirst, it's great that they clearly label everything in terms of vegetarian, dairy-free, gluten free, etc.  Two of their signature soups (the ones they always serve) and a whopping 15 of their rotating daily soups are vegan.  That's one of the cool things about this place, is that the menu changes daily.\n\nOut of the dozen-plus soups I've had from here, there have only been maybe one or two that were genuinely bad.  Then there's a large amount that are okay or decent.  And finally there's a few that are really good.  I can't remember what I've thought about every single soup, but I'll try to break them down into those three categories:\n\nBAD:\nGazpacho - just was not good; only served during the warmer time of year\n\nOKAY:\nSmokey Split Pea - one of their signatures, more like mush than soup, but still decent\nBlack Bean Chili\nIndian Lentil\nMarket Vegetable Soup\nMediterranean Lentil Stew w/ Spinach\nSavory Lentil\nPortabello Mushroom Chili\nVegetarian Thai Red Curry\n\nGOOD:\nSouthwestern Corn Chowder - this is another signature soup, and it is REALLY good\nCaribbean Sweet Potato - sweet, rich and creamy, thanks to the coconut milk in it\nMinestrone\nVegetarian Tortilla - SO GOOD!  probably my favorite; I like it with tortilla chips crumbled on top\n\nThey also serve salads, but I haven't tried any of those.  The only sandwich I've had is the hummus wrap, which is the only vegan-friendly one so far as I can tell.  It's got some decent veggies in it and some pretty good hummus.  The sourdough bread that you get for free with your soup is decent.  It's not Acme Bread good, but it's good enough.  Props for having compostable spoons, but they ought to just go all the way and have compostable everything (see Amanda's or Chick-O-Peas as examples in Berkeley).\n\nOverall, a good place to grab lunch in the Telegraph/Southside area.  If you're a \"poor\" college student looking for the greatest bang-for-your-buck price-to-portions ratio, this might not be the place for you.  For us non-students and others who care about quality food and not just whatever is the absolute cheapest, I recommend it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ggBO9hIm71yISlyndU2kqQ", "date": "2009-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yN5OTNwlLQimN2YpRo1NMQ", "text": "Feeling a bit under the weather, soup sounded soothing to my throat.  And it definitely hit the spot.  Finally tried the Mexican chicken tortilla soup!  It was creamy and flavorful and as delicious as everybody described it.  And now holds the title for my favorite soup from SF Soup Company.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pDMXTWofWI_DtBi2QGrQog", "date": "2009-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gm0VvXjMSfE0oa2mzRoZfw", "text": "Like another Yelper said, I hope this place stays around! Over the past year I've seen so many restaurants and shops come and go. But I think this one is worthy of keeping. I came here for the first time today with a $2 coupon they were handing out on the street last week, and as soon as I saw \"Matzo Ball Soup\" on the menu, I didn't even look at anything else. The soups come with a piece of bread, and you get get either a half salad or half sandwich combo with the soup for another $1.50 extra. What a deal! (especially with the coupon)\n\nThe Matzo Ball Soup was DELICIOUS. It's only the 2nd time I've had it (first time was at Saul's Delicatessen,also highly recommended) so I can't tell you if it's authentic or not, but it sure was good! My two friends got clam chowder and liked it too...I tried a couple spoonfuls and thought it was decently good. Perhaps not as good as Boudin's in SF, but when for this side of the bay, it's pretty darn good.\n\nHighly recommended...the coupon lured me in and they proved themselves worthy.\n\n(very small place though, don't expect to be able to sit down...we ended up having to go across the street to find a place to eat)\n\nP.S. Takes American Express!!!! One of the few places around here that does...w00t!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "gFACWQj9JnWzClLReJ5SMg", "text": "This is a good grab and go or eat and go place. The soups are great and they rotate every day. Whether it is the thick, creamy kind or the clear, brothy kind, they are all filling. You get your value for sure. There are two lines of soup: specialty and signature. They have soups that are vegetarian, low fat, low carb, dairy-free, and gluten-free. You get a piece of bread with your soup. They also offer sandwiches.\n\nI like the clam chowder and turkey chili a lot. I've also tried the smoky split pea, tomato bisque, and southwest corn chowder, which are all organic. On any given day, there are always about 3 organic options.\n\nThere are 17 locations around the Bay Area so far and I'm glad there's one here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "KwstxSj5YceqxZ6NmX8swA", "text": "I ordered the tomato soup, and it tasted no better than a can of Campbell's canned soup. Actually, it needed more salt, so I guess that means it actually wasn't even as good. \n\nIf you're a soup restaurant,  come on, don't mess up on a staple.\n\nI also ordered half of a turkey and pesto sandwich, which wasn't bad. The pesto really saved it from being ordinary. The sandwich saved this place from being a 2-star place.\n\nGiven all the other dining choices within a quarter mile, though, I have no reason to return here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3qGo-CYyFIUHVh3Teo-G_g", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "VnOYyU7MfJLFDPSzrTVVug", "text": "My coworkers and I were craving soup one day and decided to trek up to the other side of campus to go to SF Soup Co.  Who can resist a place that offers 10-15 different soups DAILY???\n\nI decided to try a regular clam chowder ($5.30) with a wheat roll.  The portions are really decent for the price.  The clam chowder was pretty thick and creamy - the downer for me was that occasionally I'd bite into a not-so-tasty clam that left this gross aftertaste in my mouth.  Won't be ordering that one again.  I hear the Mexican Chicken Tortilla soup is good...\n\nThere are negative two tables inside so don't expect to be eating in.  \n\nI also am not a big fan of pre-made sandwiches.  Yes, they're good for convenience and people who really need to eat on the go - but I like to see my sandwich made fresh.\n\nPrices are reasonable, especially for students.  My sister told me that there's usually someone out on the sidewalk handing out coupons but I didn't see anyone that day, rats!\n\nWill I be back?  Probably to try a different soup (with no seafood in it).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D2b4DENpkezsw90fC2vWdw", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "pfvrVRWMLAtp5TXbLK9VdQ", "text": "Picked up a freshly-made chef's salad here on my way to a lazy, sun-soaked afternoon in the sunshine at the Berkeley Marina.\nHighly recommended way to spend your day.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iM65_UObxBvexo50FiSYhg", "date": "2010-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "oD3CfwChTlo2Ylddoyu2zw", "text": "All the soups of your liking all in one place? \nWhy have I never been here before?\n\nMy co-worker had a Groupon for SF Soup Company and she really wanted to use it. Today was the ideal day since it was freezing and raining out. I have been fighting off a cold for weeks and have become addicted to soups, so this was the perfect fit.\n\nThe location is right on Bancoft so be prepared to see a mixture of UCB students and tourists checking out all the great cafes, stores, boutiques, bookstores, etc.\n\nWe scored a great parking spot right our front and must of got there right before there lunch rush, because there was no line. As we gazed the menu and took in the mouth-watering smells...the sweet attentive staff asked if we wanted to sample anything...\n\nWe  immediately said Yes as we were so indecisive since there are soooo many soups to chose from. \n\n                               You name it- they got it!  \n\nThe sample size is pretty generous.. I could imagine starving students going ridiculous by sampling each soup and not needing to actually pay for anything. \n\nA staff member suggested  getting 2 kinds since we couldn't decide on one. So I got the Tortilla Soup and the Turkey Chilli! Each soup comes with a large piece of bread or a roll. \n\nAs you slide down to the cashier area there are also pre-made sandwiches, salads or you can customize a salad and beverages to chose from.  An assortment of condiments, napkins, to-go bags, and spoons of course.\n\nMoments later there was a line out the door. We were so excited that we were able to get here when we did!!\n\nThe woman who worked the cashier was as stale as day old bread. She lacked personality and really made our great experience questionable.\nI felt like she was the Soup Nazi, like the episode from Seinfeld.. she was very rude and not warm. \n\nThere isn't anywhere to sit and my co-worker knew this ahead of time, so we took our hot soups to go and headed back to the office.\n\nWhen we opened our bag of goodies... it was definitely worth the drive and the wait as we savored the warm flavorful hearty goodness!\n\nI loved each soup equally and can not wait to go back!\n\nBeware SF Soup Company, you are going to start seeing a lot of me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "niSwYgiSraNe21aIOn0o5g", "date": "2011-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "elt6nbq4fRcCn7Enk6e7Tw", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 8, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "dLnm4bMFkg4rbUQMGrDx2Q", "text": "\"Well, I know you cannot tow my car with me in it\".\n\nIs the statement I heard from a middle-aged women stomping to her car on Bancroft as the traffic cop obviously caught her in some big trouble, they don't just tow your car for nothing.\n\nThe SFSC occupies a spot next to the line out the door smoothie shop. Even though there were a few people in line before me, it went very quickly. I ordered their clam chowder in a bread bowl (yes, the only full fat, non vegetarian, vegan, or low salt option) and a corn chowder for the hubby. I told them I was driving them back home for supper so they wrapped them in cellophane for me and bagged them up along with the spinach salad I bought with a gift card from their PR guy (Thanks Tom).\n\nWalking back to my car, middle-aged lady is still in her car, the traffic cop has blocked her in and I can't help but chuckle. Returning to my car, the attendant could not give me change for a tenner so he gave me parking for free. Only in Berkeley could all of this happen in less than a city block.\n\nWhen I got home, the soups were still warm and we ate them without having to heat them up. My clam chowder was mmm mmm good and I thought hubby was going to lick his bowl clean.\n\nGreat place for soup. Great place for bread bowls. Be careful where you park.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PEkp7T-uOgUq5AIQ5obt2A", "date": "2009-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0gFirh8SsELX-01kwm4qcw", "text": "The lunch menu is amazing! You get so much food for your money. Both times I went, I had the peppered fish filet. The portion of fish was a lot compared to the rice. This is nice because other places just put a big chunk of rice on your plate with little food. The eggroll was average but it was a nice combo addition.  My friend also had the spicy shrimp dish and it was delicious! I will definitely try that next time. \n\nI love how they give you soup. This place is the go-to place for lunch if you don't feel like spending a lot of money in Berkeley. The food is really good for around $7! (: \n\nI went with a group of about 13 people overall and they owner and waitress was nice enough to accomodate everyone and got the food out fast enough for everyone to enjoy their food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5CGo-ezRwm6Hxm0x_oBjw", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3E4cPrpyuD_z2BkZnzLPtw", "text": "Pretty decent Chinese food! Bad customer service though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Po7z5XN2Pdp-4ha-CBouJg", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4Du3rHVh1xi4yBCWYtnang", "text": "Pretty good place to grab some Chinese food. It's what you would expect from South Berkeley; affordable, large portions catered to a predominantly college population. I have no qualms about it. I prefer eating here to any of the other comparable places in the Asian Ghetto (sans Berkeley Thai House because the owner is so friendly and jovial all the time!)\n\nGood quantity of food, tastes all right, friendly service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P3lxjyEpygb7KpPSEvJwdw", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8aPQeTMTDQSmIVoQSHzuBQ", "text": "love love LOVE this place! I was looking for somewhere to eat and found this place on yelp and was impressed by the great reviews :) I decided to check it out, and I am happy to say that I loved dinner yesterday so much that I have since then already recommended this place to 4 friends. When I walked in I was greeted by the friendly staff and then escorted to my seat. I immediately noticed how clean the restaurant was, and although the outside looks drab and unappealing- the inside felt very classy but casual. A nice change for a college student on a budget. The menu had plenty of options that would seem to suit anyone looking for a great meal- and the best part is that they are pretty cheap but great quality. Even the portion size was generous. I ordered the Kung Pao chicken and I loved every bite. The flavor was phenomenal, and the texture was very pleasing. The vegetables were not under or over cooked, and the rice I ordered along side it as not mushy or not too dry. It was very nice. I have been to the other chinese places in Berkeley and after dining there- decided not to return. However this place is a gem! Please come and try Happy Valley, the food is great, the staff is friendly, the ambiance is refreshing, and the quality is superb. Definitely returning soon!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-fGUaLfPIGr5aa1q4jLq0g", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Anhez1URXpUWnj3YGaU5OQ", "text": "We were searching for a good chinese spot one night and this place came up in the yelp search. We were finding that it was really hard to find a good, cheap, cantonese style chinese joint in our area and stumbled upon this place. We were seated right away and noticed on the menu that they had salted fish clay pot and salted fish fried rice. Definite plus! There were too many other things we wanted to try so we opted for one salted fish dish (the clay pot), the salt/pepper fried fish appetizer (very good), and the dry fried green beans. The green beans could have been a little bit drier...they were still a little wetter than I was expecting them to be. But overall everything came out in a timely manner and in good portions. The decor is clean and casual and is big enough for larger groups. The price is very reasonable, as well. Parking wasn't too hard...it's street only but we managed to find a spot pretty fast on a Friday night. We'll be back to try the salted fish fried rice along with their other dishes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tcqi5sCJdmD-fVVuqUkJtQ", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EQrpxq4TvTcZLHpzEAqu2A", "text": "This is one of the few times i write about a Chinese restaurant, it's simply because my standard for chinese food is so high that i dont bother to try much Chinese restaurants. \n\nBut i've found myself came here three time already in the past months or so. I ordered honey walnut prawn the first time i was here, it was disappointing because the portion was small and it was overly too much mayo and the taste didn't really blend that well. The second time i went there, i got a dish of fried rice, the portion was really good and i was surprised at how much material they put in there for a cheap price. So i decided to go back a few weeks ago and ordered a simple Beef Chow Fun. I was watching the chef the whole time, and it was like a show. He made sure he went hard on the fire, heavy on the seasoning, and the noodle was not soaky like Sun Hong Kong's and not too dry like mandarin house's. I swear, he's probably a cook from China. \n\nI just wanted to write a review of them, so you know that there IS another Chinese restaurant choice around Berkeley, with a comparably better cook (:", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GmW71d7Hx-Qk2b_nN9AFIg", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eS7yfgcA_I2CDtfiaDAM4g", "text": "THIS place is SOOO good!\n\nCame with a friend and I ordered the Kung Pao Chicken wings, with Fried Rice and my friend ordered the Roast Duck. Let me tell you, the Roast duck is really good. It's not too fatty and bony, and it's almost just like the ones they sell in Chinatown in SF or in the Sunset. It's THAT good. The Kung Pao chicken was perfectly crispy on the outside and a tidbit spicy (so i picked out the jalapeno pieces), and there was just enough sauce for my rice. \nThe restaurant was really clean and service was great. Right when i came in, they gave us a pot of hot tea and asked if we wanted water. They were very attentive and very nice. Got fortune cookies too :]\n\nTheir lunch deals are great, and take-out seemed super fast. \n\nDEFINITELY COMING BACK HERE AGAIN. Best Chinese Food in Berkeley, Asian ghetto doesn't compare.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0ZexAhW40eOInQXJbIyBnQ", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eUoVlEyl9yOfNswyX5fjLQ", "text": "This place has the best Chinese food I've had since coming to Cal (excluding my trips to Chinatown. Trust me. This gal knows her chinese food.)\n\nGranted, it'd not as legit as say... actual food from china, but Happy Valley has asian ghetto owned.\n\nThe prices aren't bad, either. I paid roughly $7 for a fish fillet and green bean dish with 2 scoops of rice, and a \"salad\" (more on that later). Had I not taken togo, my order would've came with soup.\n\nThe rice was well cooked; not mushy, not too \"chunky,\" and not \"broken\" (as chinese people say). The food wasn't greasy. The fish was suave.\n\nThe food is enough to last me for 1.5-2 meals. \n\n1 star dock off because the salad was a disappointment. I even asked what it was like. The server responded \"like a regular salad with vegetables and asian dressing?\" It was lettuce. ALL lettuce. (I make salads for the Food Collective. This \"salad\" broke my heart.)\n\nbtw, service was awesome :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cEgjnI88GX6Gy2KcDVXN5Q", "date": "2012-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FD2QqxYBdlsKq5W0UJEJQQ", "text": "I got the General Tso Chicken lunch special with rice and an egg roll for about $7. The portion was big, I ate about 3/4 and took the rest home. It's a pretty cheap lunch, but the quality wasnt great. They give you complimentary egg drop soup..it was so thick, kinda unappetizing. The General Tso chicken has a really nice sauce that was ginger-y and sweet, but the pieces of chicken was mostly batter for a lot of the pieces. Egg roll was average, not that great either.\n\nMy friend got the kung pao chicken and he thought it was pretty decent although a little too much sauce.\n\nEveryone says the food here is really good, so maybe I had to try something else. The black bean stir fried udon looks pretty good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "k-ccA1KzyJTpMEjh75WmSQ", "date": "2012-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F-r7Xby_Fvxq_2e7Ubb9Rw", "text": "This place is by far the best Chinese food in the area. (The others suck--too fried, greasy, etc.) I have already been here twice and will go back many more times. I ordered the crispy ginger chicken for take-out tonight. It was great and even better than I remembered from the first time, especially for the price. (I've only had better at gourmet, very expensive restaurants.) Their take-out is very efficient and prompt! The first time I was here I ate in the restaurant, and the service was very accommodating and helpful. It is nice to be served at a table for the same price as other places that just call a number and you have to bus your own table. I highly recommend this establishment!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "33LKbylnwMuzeLoHzw4RCQ", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gd8lWG8j89z9tR0TjvVGDQ", "text": "the other day my friend told me about this new chinese place that's been getting rave reviews on Yelp.  Turns out he was talking about this place and I remember having tried this place a while back when it first opened.  It's pretty shocking to me that its 4.5 stars on yelp -- I was pretty inclined to play villain and bump it down a bit by rating it a three... but I don't really have enough of a reason to.  As I recall, I ordered a fried rice to go when I went here and the cashier/server was very kind and polite.  The food was a little on the cheaper end and they made it pretty quickly (five minutes or so).  I have no complaints.  The restaurant itself looks pretty decent too -- clean & probably suitable for a nice lunch conversation.\n\noh, the fried rice wasn't remarkable, but then again I've never been a fan of fried rice in general .. so taken by those standards it was solid.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HjhfIskkqRZMn--59kiv_Q", "text": "As good as it gets for Berkeley, at least!  This place is totally solid.  We had the twice-cooked pork, garlic chicken, and mongolian beef.  It's clear from the careful selection of vegetables for each stir fry combination, and the thoughtful choice of sauces as well, that someone in the kitchen clearly gives a damn.  I love it.  We saw what looked like really great salt and pepper pork chops going to an adjacent table- will definitely get those next time.  Please go eat here so I can keep having awesome Chinese restaurant near my house.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TIDJrencZmDRwKFKixtiNA", "date": "2012-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HnAfIh7SzPY1H1WBidWWgg", "text": "Nice to finally have a go-to Chinese place on south-side.  \n\nWe ordered Kung Pao Chicken and Beef Stew Claypot.  Both were really delicious.  The vegetables in my dish, the Kung Pao, were fresh, the chicken was good quality, and the dish wasn't greasy at all.  We also left with two containers of leftovers because the portions were so generous--always a plus!\n\nService was fast and friendly--found out the new owner is also the chef, something nice to support!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ud0CpILQYvUfdkvIkon-SQ", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IsLYKwbTv6J3BKgkgEzY7g", "text": "Wow, this place is really good. Surprisingly so. \n\nFrom the front it looks like your typical greasy Chinese place catering to students. Not so! \n\nI got the lunch special which starting with a delicious, filling soup (purred carrot I think?) It was creamy and thick, so much better than the throw-away soup most lunch specials start with. \n\nMy main was just as good, crispy ginger chicken, which was perfectly breaded, crunchy, but not too much breading. You could taste the chicken, which isn't always the case with these fried dishes. The lunch menu was cheap ($6.50 with tax) and a big portion. I made two meals of it. There were plenty of more authentic dishes to chose from. In fact, I picked the only classic American-chinese dish on the menu, because I was in the mood for comfort food. Next time I will definitely be more adventurous.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VboY6v_-DGQY9GIBy6fcWw", "date": "2012-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_KgTIt9tmqgx1o-rGBtPcQ", "text": "Rude staff. Period. The food is far below par. I just can't find any place good to eat around Berkeley for under $10.00.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VJ3oy-j34ZuIU4bhAFKw8w", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M4tu_0OXSnZwDSqxm7_pQg", "text": "Great Restaurant! I go here for lunch all the time and I'm always happy with my meal and the service.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZvPFlyfzavePvcSrEZScxQ", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o37RGhMY_8sY_LwxOooIBg", "text": "I'd been looking for a place with good Chinese food, and I'm sososo glad I came across Happy Valley. It's well-within my meager college budget, but is still a clean, classy sit-down place. My friends and I got wonton soup, chow mein, kung pao tofu, garlic chicken, and chicken with broccoli. Everything was 100% delicious. Particularly fond of their tofu. Omnomnomnom. The thing that I really loved about this place was the service. Our waitress was very upbeat, accommodating, and friendly. We'll be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EiKq-7v3_7Dj1Godplfi7g", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OGjJpRROf3UzzJbgBqXJoQ", "text": "I found a place to eat at where it's less crowded and cheap! ~$ 7-10 per plate for Lunch and dinner! And best of all its probable to take home another meal from your leftovers.\n\nWonton Noodle Soup- Real shrimp and none of that fatty pork filling in wontons! Soup is not oily, a few broccolis here and there, definitely perfect for dieters lol\n\nBeef Chow Fun- Yes a little on the oily side, but it definitely tastes better than any Durant food court chow fun :)\n\nMongolian Beef- Lots of beef, sliced peppers, and onions.\n\nTea served free with every meal, can't get better than that. I'd prefer eating here than at Durant food court.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4f4SqBCymXwWr1SvqjCEFA", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Omwe6uYTcAcmA8jrTKst0g", "text": "Solid Chinese food, reasonably priced, and nice dining area! I've been here a couple times, and each time the food has been decent but not amazing. Most recently, I got the HK style House special chow mein because I was craving some crispy pan-fried noodles. The noodles didn't disappoint, but the the meat in the dish did. The beef and chicken were very rubbery/tasteless, and the sauce was very starchy.... My bf got the Shanghai style sticky rice noodles, which were much more flavorful. (And this dish is also more unique) So I think the dishes here are a hit or miss.\n\nNevertheless, the place seems to be pretty popular among students, and I had no complaints about the service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-p_F_JJ0mANhCo0NLHIXrw", "text": "Food isn't too bad taste-wise, but it's not some quality dish that will blow your mind. Portions are just enough to get you full. It's probably better than most of the \"Chinese\" food restaurants around Berkeley, so it's not a bad place to choose to eat. \n\nThere are many options for lunch specials here too and prices (in general) are standard ~6-8 maybe 9 for most dishes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fOBDJdEoxV5q0557hsCyCw", "date": "2012-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S4QsZ0SLBldUtsyNzZYSjA", "text": "Took 50 minutes to get the food and it didn't come out all at once. \n\nNot good enough to come back, but they don't seem to be hurting for business. \n\nSay NO to the Mongolian Beef. It's cheap rubbery meat. The Crispy Ginger Chicken was good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OvNCuwc0pCG3nc0eLQjdoQ", "date": "2012-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SHTCYjgtqMWUU-WZv7Rt5g", "text": "Best Chinese I've had in a while. Service is great, portions are large and entrees are reasonably priced. Id highly recommend coming here. Sweet and sour chicken and fried rice are excellent.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NHnM161XZjw5tRVs07DziQ", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SyiERxreRunOCvdSpaGEJw", "text": "Food here is okay and it is a nice alternative to people who live on southside and are too lazy to trek to Lotus House.\n\nI came here with friends and got the dinner special (supposedly same as the lunch special but $1 extra). It cost me about $7 to get the kung pao chicken (spicy but not enough flavor - tasted like it was just seasoned with salt), which came with rice and a sweet taro porridge for dessert. I was disappointed not to get a salad, so I think I would consider coming back here for a lunch special.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t2zXeeyzy4PHjQYUGUJJOA", "text": "great service! delicious food! nice place to have group dinners or parties!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "log1VKg5iSj1qgfxQH3MYw", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TlI7EDehbZHExCMaOZhkgg", "text": "We had salt and pepper fish filet lunch special and chicken chow mein.  The chow mein was excellent and I really liked them because they were thick and chewy.  The fish was great, it was fried with salt and pepper and jalapenos.  Salt and pepper fish filet is one of my favorite dishes and so I always look for it on the menu at every restaurant I go to, and this was one of the best kinds I've ever had.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3B1E1auHJxj6HTnkaXFC7Q", "date": "2012-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uMaZcuznesPzi5nfM4-SeA", "text": "Happy Valley is pretty decent. The food tastes a lot better than a lot of other Chinese joints in Berkeley and it's pretty cheap as well. My boyfriend is very picky when it comes to Chinese food (he was raised in Taiwan all his life) and even he approved of it. It's a step up from Asian Ghetto in terms of food and decor but costs about the same.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9Bn-3UlZCl1d5agYmwsoyg", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vxNenMGpmkMI4X9vK_ShbA", "text": "I come here for lunch with my co-workers  at least once a week.   I've tried over half the lunch menu and have not been disappointed.  The food is very tasty and comes in large portions.  I've abandoned all my other local Chinese food places to eat here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OzcbE0CtV33ymPsitiIiaw", "date": "2012-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xAFMTVyq7SsJbPTOyvqYuQ", "text": "Happy Valley is an okay Chinese restaurant, but given what Chinese food options we have in Berkeley, it's the best we got. I normally go for the lunch specials and have ordered only a few dishes so far. The Basil Eggplant Chicken seems to be the best so far. Tomato beef is something that isn't really appetizing, nor the beef stew or sweet and sour pork. I had a Wonton Noodle Soup the other day that is good when you're kind of sick, but otherwise quite bland in flavor. Service can be so and so, depending on how packed the place is. It seems understaffed at times and food came out at a slower rate.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "z0M0T6cPikJsSMNG9rQYIA", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xt8mMsIBbkYiH6sv-ofabg", "text": "Great food.  Ordered the salted fish and chicken fried rice, garlic chicken, and beef chow fun.  Asked the server for extra noodles in the chow fun and the serving size was huge and they didn't charge me any extra.  My buddy said it was some of the best Chinese food that he ever ate.  I always order the chow fun at Chinese Restaurants and this was one of the tastiest.  Salted fish chicken fried rice was exactly what it was suppose to taste like.  Only wish this restaurant was closer to my house as I was working in the area away from home.  Prices are real reasonable, food was great, what's not to like.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VZBURujZl1LErCmp4qzdBw", "date": "2012-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YkEbiu4zDD1QcoXqYu-kwQ", "text": "I was ecstatic to find out that a quality Chinese restaurant was finally opening up near the Berkeley campus. This place is more of a Hong Kong style Chinese place. At times they seem a bit understaffed but the waiter/waitress is very friendly and gets you seated with a drink and soup as soon as you get in. So far I have only tried the lunch specials here, but if you eat there, they give you free soup and tea with your meal. The soup is actually pretty good unlike free soup at other places. I have had hot and sour soup and cream of broccoli soup here. The lunch specials consist of your entree of choice, two mounds of rice,  and a salad/eggroll, all of which fills a 12\" plate. This is also one of the few places in Berkeley that serves roast duck! I have yet to try anything that I did not enjoy. This is the place to go if you want a good (and filling) meal for a good price!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "acOUyjfjSWJghQuFyXztqw", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yxyq9CFW-wPolm886sPGzQ", "text": "The owners of Milanese Cafe decided that they couldn't compete with Ann's kitchen across the street and decided to turn their restaurant to a Chinese fast food. Not a bad idea, especially for a college town like Berkeley where kids want quantity for their buck.\n\nI came here at lunch time on a Sunday and the place was pretty empty, largely cause everyone had already gone home for summer. The main gripes I had with Milanese Cafe was that the food came too slow, and the waitress messed up my order 4 times before it came ( 1 hour to get an omelette ), and this no longer is the case with Happy Valley. It does puzzle me how they'll manage a full restaurant as there is only one chef in the kitchen...\n\nThe food here is typical Chinese fast food. Two mounds of rice, with your choice of heavily sauced stir fry meat. For $6, it's pretty dang cheap. Not the most tasty, but nobody's expecting that for $6.\n\nTips: dishes feel heavy in MSG, and don't order the shrimp. They do not taste fresh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2012-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z91W8nHrAOlaUvYQLiJmbw", "text": "Delicious chinese restaurant located below my apartment. What are the chances? \n\nTheir beef chow fun is really delicious. I actually ask them to make the dishes with less oil and surprisingly it comes out with.. less oil! I've tried their combination chow mein and beef chow fun and both were very delicious. It may be due to the fact that I have not eaten fatty foods in months, but hey... tastes good to me! \n\nTheir hong kong style chow mein is also very good. Consistently fresh and yummy ingredients. Their general chicken is also a hit (we ask for no ginger). Their kung pao chicken has an adequate amount of chicken and good ratio with the veggies. Very good!!\n\nI am very happy they are open and I hope that these reviews helps them gain more customers! I would hate to see a new business go out just because this place isn't smack in the middle of telegraph near campus. Their chinese dishes are hella yummy and authentic. Try this place out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k0jEPUuC7DCQFw0uEuuUOg", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_ZJC6rLKCxSu_vLUJd_8Sw", "text": "Was a bit turned off at first when I saw a picture of \"Strawberry Pork Chops\" posted on their window. That brought to mind Panda Express, orange-sesame chicken chop suey egg foo young---fake Chinese food to swindle ignorant Westerners.\n\nThe Singapore rice noodle I had was actually not bad. The curry powder was fragrant; the noodles were well-cooked and not too oily, and the vegetables were fresh. Portions are not insanely huge, but enough to fill you up. The chefs working in the kitchen, chatting away in Cantonese, gave a sort of Hong Kong style cafe feel. They should offer Hong Kong style \"silk stocking\" milk tea.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mBgtkwwpwHUlQRQ2IVqrIQ", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZWue23mF0E2nXi8TANCvvw", "text": "Berkeley has always been lacking in good Chinese restaurants but I'm happy to have found Happy Valley, which ties with Vietnam Village as my favorite Chinese places. When I first tried the duck noodle soup I was disappointed because the duck had no duck flavor (which is probably not their fault since they buy out), but I've tried it again many times since and am very pleased with it. Happy Valley is Hong Kong style food with some Asian fusion choices like the sirloin steak udon noodles, courtesy of their creative chefs. \n\nSome of my favorites have been the black bean sauce fish, hainan Chicken rice (really yummy rice!), scrambled egg & shrimp over flat noodles, HK style pan fried noodles (either with shrimp, fish or beef), and the ordinary meat/veggie combo rice (just choose a meat and say you want a seasonal veggie with it). My favorite thing about Happy Valley is their rice, because it's not too sticky nor is it loose individual grains. \n\nYou can also order things off the menu if you ask for it. I speak cantonese so one day I asked for milk tea and they mentioned that they had taro tapioca dessert soup and tofu-fa (a tofu dessert) too. The taro tapioca was really good and tasted like the one I eat at home; the taro was not mushy and had a good starchiness and it was not too sweet. Milk tea was also not bad. \n\nDefinitely give the traditional Chinese foods a try here and don't be discouraged because there are few people seated inside at certain times of the day. They also have WiFi, just ask for the password.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ubwYHP431hws6uBcIimPBw", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nzlX0yrkSlZVNrg_VbCMkQ", "text": "still questioning why sweet and sour pork has the taste/scent of strawberry syrup.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MT3MLjukilFZGkPVDqcuYA", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qNBXUmxywFFLFscjaXq2qQ", "text": "Only go when they have corn soup! Call first, if they do, totally worth going just for that. Otherwise, the food is okay, the service is better than most Chinese restaurants, vegetarian friendly, that is why they get 4 stars", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vfjeva2B7ZOj3ilgjsg_Pg", "text": "SO GOOD. \nAnd this is a lot to say coming from a girl from the SGV area filled with Chinese food options. I guess maybe I missed authentic food and the rest of Asian Ghetto just did not measure up.\nI went with a friend during lunchtime for their lunch special. I got the Basil Eggplant Chicken with salad and soup. Delicious! This wasn't like those Americanized Chinese dishes, which I totally appreciate...Sorry Panda Express lovers. Anyways, friend got the salted chicken I think? I didn't try it but he cleaned the plate so I assume it was pretty good. \nI went after worked out so I wasn't really down to eat super greasy Chinese food. However, I still ordered the dish because I had been wanting to try out this place for a while. I ate as much as I could and really enjoyed it. The Asian hostess saw that I barely ate and asked if I didn't like it. I felt so bad!! I really liked it and when I brought it home my roommate ate it all...wiped it clean. \nThis place is good for lunch specials and overall Chinese food for Berkeley. I will be back!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zDga0uLn_GBGnf2VJCC9Sw", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2tt4muRnyIbmjLutJtWzkg", "text": "Place was the epitome of fresh, excellent Chinese food. Portions were generous , and very fairly priced. Myself and a friend enjoyed the chicken chow mein, with salt & pepper pork chops. Haven't had Chinese food this good since I moved here from NY 2 years ago", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zM_JjR9qj4vgOJoShZCcgA", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4RWkR5S4vEbgkd75lh8_3w", "text": "I came here for lunch with my boyfriend. We saw it and thought it looked like a new, better than average Chinese place, especially for the Berkeley campus area. \n\nWe got the Beef Chow Fun and Kung Pao Chicken lunch specials. The Kung Pao Chicken special came with soup (corn and tofu soup), choice of egg roll or salad, and rice for 5.50. It's a pretty fair price for Berkeley, considering most places range 7-8 dollars per dish. The soup was pretty good and the egg roll was evenly fried and fresh, though there wasn't any sweet and sour sauce with it. \n\nThe Kung Pao Chicken had lots of peanuts and was saucy which I liked. The chicken tasted good but seemed like there was less compared to the beef in the chow fun. A good plus is that there were two servings of rice given, I hate when Chinese places only serve one small serving of rice and expect an extra order for more money.\nMy boyfriend's Beef Chow Fun looked good and he said it was decent and nicely portioned in regards to beef, sprouts, and noodles.\n\n\nThere's complimentary tea, but it wasn't very strong. Better than getting charged though. The place was clean and inviting and the service was good though we were the only table there. It looked like the place is family run but I could be wrong! \n\nSince there's not there many good Chinese places on Southside Berkeley, I recommend people to try this place out if you want Chinese. This place is much better than the Chinese places on Durant/Asian Ghetto and worth the walk over. There are lots of Lunch Specials to choose from too, good for cheap students.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D1YcUF-kVwgTOymcqk9y9w", "date": "2012-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bNFbrqnBmDYOSm6qLIFj3g", "text": "I am actually surprised that this place is that good. From looking at the pictures on the outside and the generic menu that they have inside probably doesn't do it justice.  \nIt's a little bit further than the regular food haunts \nI do recommend their specials board when you go walk into the place. \n\nI had the Sirloin steak Udon priced at $7.95. It came in huge portion size that was enough to take home for another meal. This was delicious. Steak was so tender and the sauce that they mixed the udon noodles with was so good It was a bit tangy and complimented the steak very well. Highly recommend it although this dish is more japanese fusion than chinese.\n\nAlso since its hot out try the fresh squeezed watermelon juice that's $1.95 that comes in a large venti cup. It's super refreshing! \n\nService was really quick!\n\n They serve you complimentary hot and sour soup as well. \n\nI will be coming back to try more of their dishes and hopefully it will still be good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ydFTjJ5yqDCk1V0V1k1wUQ", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hRFnzfZyoSZA_D2XRPgQtQ", "text": "Really nice people, excellent service. As a chinese, I have to say that their food is really good. I'd highly recommend their Mandarin Chicken Wings, taste absolutely amazing!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QxVtmUkHhgw05DGx-cRsoA", "date": "2012-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SnRvDpWLxCbTO0jt8K6zYA", "text": "The lunch special (dish+rice+soup+salad/spring roll = a lot of food!) is offered on weekends! ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE.\n\nThe food here is NOT BAD. For some odd reason it's really hard to trust the UC Berkeley Chinese restaurants. I don't know! But this place gets better and better with each visit.\n\nThey have round tables now a more realistic Chinese meal experience, and the largest table can fit about 8-9 people.\n\nWe came on a weekend for lunch and there weren't many guests. Ordered the spicy basil chicken and was quite impressed. The portions were quite generous when you get the lunch special. They also allowed us to have separate checks, which is extremely uncommon nowadays.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tzyLU9Y_4OxY0wAdAtJ2mQ", "text": "When they first opened, but probably would have given them three stars, but now that they've been established for a bit, I think that a solid 4 stars is a pretty accurate rating.\n\nThe Chinese food they serve is pretty good! Not amazing, because I've certainly had better, but in comparison to the other Chinese food restaurants in the local area, pretty darn good. Less fast food oriented, and more traditional that most other places. Not only that, they don't just stick to their menu items; they have a billboard with new dishes that they offer, including Shanghai rice cakes and Hainanese Chicken Rice.\n\nWhich brings me to the main reason that I finally decided to write a review. I grew up eating Hainese Chicken Rice from a restaurant in SoCal that specialized in making that dish - so I'd like to think that I know the difference between good and bad HCR. I ordered it today when I walked in on a whim, because I wanted to see if it was good or not. After all, it's not like I've seen any other restaurants in Berkeley offer the same dish. I had low expectations, because I've never been able to find a decent HCR dish anywhere since, but to my surprise, it was actually not too bad! It was actual Asian-style chicken with chicken flavored rice, and even came with a grated ginger and scallion dipping oil. The rice a bit less flavorful than I would have liked, but it will do. Sadly, the dish didn't come with the traditional chili sauce that is usually served with it ): ): \n\nBut other than that, I've also tried their Wonton Noodle Soup, their Salted Fish fried rice, and their Beef Chow Fun. Not bad - big portions and I have no complaints. Only other thing I don't like is that I wish their menu was in both Chinese and English. Sometimes I can't tell if the dish that I'm looking for is the one that is described in English on the menu.\n\nBut other than that, when it comes to getting Chinese food within walking distance of the campus area, I'd prefer coming here over anywhere else", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WVQd3Knmsc3jKqUcBw6vDw", "date": "2012-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "L7IKc1jpST_w-oUSdHmTnA", "text": "Cheap Chinese food! Something surprisingly hard to find in Berkeley... With its large Chinese population at UC Berkeley. \n\nIf you're Chinese and are searching for that cheap, go to restaurant, wait no longer! Happy Valley is the restaurant to go. It located on the corner of Dwight and telegraph and has replaced cafe Milanese which was an awful Italian restaurant..\n\nI walked by last week to book a reservation for Racha Cafe and saw this new Chinese restaurant called Happy Valley. I was a little skeptical cause of its name, but I decided to search it up on yelp.com and reviews were pretty good, I made sure the good reviews were from Chinese people though, which there were a few good  ones. \n\nI gave it a shot and went in to look at there menu. They have a huge menu, I felt like I wanted to try everything! There was walnut shrimp, eggplant chicken, hot and sour soup, kung pao chicken, beef chow fun and more! O was stressing over what to choose! O ended up going for my favorite food.. Basil eggplant chicken! I love Chinese eggplant anything. \n\nI got it to go and then met up with my girlfriend to eat. She went to Le cheval and we both just ate there.\n\nI opened up my food and it smelled amazing! There was a egg roll included which was a plus. It wasn't as good as the eggrolls as the ones at Northern California Pre-Pharmacy Symposium or NCPPS, but it still not bad. My mouth was watering as I begin to  dig in. Bite by bite, I began to devour that eggplant! It is Hans down the best eggplant I've had in Berkeley. I've had eggplant from Mandarin House, Lotus House and Thai Basil in Asian Ghetto but nothing can compare. Sometimes the eggplant doesn't have any flavor other times its not cooked to the right softness, but at Happy Valley, it was just perfectly made. Yum! Yum! However the eggplant was quite oily, so towards the end it felt a little disgusting but none the less I still finished it cause it was that good! I will try something different next time I go.\n\nI suggest ya'll go check it out cause there aren't any other affordable Chinese Restaurants around UC Berkeley!! Happy Berkeley Valley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3Mfg-vwK9CRfjTBMxQamSw", "date": "2012-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QVuUoG3M_PHIhS7GReVEDQ", "text": "I really enjoyed their food.\n\nI ordered the Chicken Kung Pao Chicken lunch special with an egg roll and steamed rice. I hate mushy rice that sticks together, I've seen a lot of that at other Chinese places. This one was very well cooked. The best part was that the chicken was not overly greasy. It was somewhat spicy so I took out some of the hot pepper pieces. The egg roll was ok. Did't have any problems with it but it wasn't spectacular. \n\nThey have pretty good lunch deals similar prices to what you would find across the street at Pene Pasta. Most meals are less than $7 with taxes included. The service was great, the food came out very fast and the cashier was very polite. \n\nAround the area I think there are three other Chinese restaurants, the cheap take out place on Channing(?) across from Unit 3, I think its called Chinese Express and the two place at Asian Ghetto. This one is the best out of the three.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6iksP5JRFPse1qz_f7iGAQ", "text": "Came in with a large group of 13 people, but I was disappointed that there were no circular tables like at traditional chinese restaurants. Also the menu's are all in english, although I guess I'm not surprised. This place is still a great destination for chinese food on southside. \n\nOrdered a bunch of dishes:\nWestlake beef soup - not too peppery, lots of flavor, highly recommended\nHoney walnut prawn - portions smaller, tasted fine\nBeef with broccoli - decent ratio of beef to broccoli\nCashew chicken - average\nTwice cooked pork - too starchy, better off getting something normal\nDried fried string beans - good vegetable dish, can't go wrong\nMixed seafood with tofu - delicious seafood, squid, shrimp, and tofu, recommended\n\nRice is charged by the bowl which is frustrating for those rice lovers; however, we managed to negotiate for a large bowl of rice.\n\nI'll be back to try out the lunch special everyone raves about.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2012-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 7, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i6CxSlNS0mfD4H34WO3fFg", "text": "Really nice people. I'm writing this review from inside the restaurant. \n\nI never write reviews about the product -- I usually know what I'm getting when I walk in. Service is everything. \n\nFirst time I came in months ago, great service, huge portions (they let me substitute chow fun instead of rice for the lunch special for free). Second time I came in, they charged me 50 cents for the substitution, even bigger portion than the first time. Third time, it was really busy. The server was over loaded, and we ended up waiting a long time before they took our order. My husband was upset, but since they were so great before, we tried them again since, and service was fine.\n\nThey were great again tonight. \n\nI walked in and ordered, and pulled out my computer as I waited. The server came over and handed me a piece of paper with the wireless password on it just because he saw me pull out my computer. Didn't have to ask. \n\nI came here this evening because I locked myself out of my apartment and needed dinner and a place to wait for a while. They are letting me sit here even though I finished eating ages ago. Food was good as usual. I ate quickly, but they are still refilling my water and checking on my tea even after I paid. At this point, they could ignore me, but they aren't. \n\nI didn't tell them I locked myself out; they're just this nice. \n\nThey got a big tip for being great and making my hectic day a little more peaceful.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HqGq5uqkJZVttkYdEtkDhw", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dxTKDerUGQm3k6DXFjZ7Gw", "text": "Reasonably priced Chinese food that actually tastes good! And the lunch special is great, soup, spring roll and entree with rice. And they take credit card. I'm sold.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3A87FcGxxgU_enPK5N_LgA", "date": "2012-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PWsSwWjlfK4tEqEq5C7kww", "text": "Nice, clean environment and pretty decent food- the closest you can get to Southern Californian Asian in Berkeley.\n\nThe waiters are incredibly attentive, and their lunch specials are a sure thing for any starving Cal student.\n\nTheir fried rice and chow mein portions are huge, and the mushu pork/beef w/ Chinese pancakes is their signature dish. Make sure to grab it at least once here!\n\nAll in all, a clean, fast restaurant that doesn't load up your food with heavy sauces or MSG like some of the other restaurants in Berkeley, and where customer service is pretty good too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ubn_lcvy8ahJeQg7DJvFNw", "date": "2012-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "13udgkt8Mke0gKpj99UuXQ", "text": "I've heard a lot of good things about this place, but was kind of disappointed. I got the  chicken chow mein and the beef stew and wonton noodle soup. It wasn't really seasoned enough, sadly. The staff was nice though and speak Cantonese and English.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NwMpS7ikz2NUWzz8LftEJA", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D24heQt589758zcJeQNwhQ", "text": "NO MANDARIN GARDEN, I REFUSE! I'm coming here!\n\nThere are a lot of times when I'm craving Chinese food, and I had to resort to places like Mandarin Garden, which isn't good. When Happy Valley was opened, I was skeptical of the quality of the food due to its plain exterior. One day, I gave it a try and it was bomb. The crispy ginger chicken - title says it all. The chicken has a good crisp to it and they use fresh ginger!!! I love their Kung Pao Chicken, though I could use a little less veggies. Overall, get the lunch combo when you can - so much food! You get a side of rice, meat entree, egg roll, and egg drop soup for a really great deal ($5.95 at the least). It get super expensive at dinner time though :(\n\nService: it depends on the crowd. However, your meals come out pretty quickly and they never fail to get your orders wrong. The older server tends to rush things and she COULD things put more gently on the table - but I usually don't care when I am starving.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yGfGrXnwfvqxhO2gZIzOFw", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ePfJ5XOGn7rqMtMNUAHe6A", "text": "The portions were good size and the food could have been decent... except my taste buds were shot and my stomach was killing me from the bleach they used to mop the floors when we first sat down. Then they did it again while we were eating. ...And my cousins chicken was almost all batter?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cTYExcVyTaREsz9vgXI9sw", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K0NtEV4WiuEymk4wEaXJEQ", "text": "Awesome, cheap Chinese-American food! Great for late-night takeout. \n\nFirst off, THE RICE. Typically at these types of restaurants, the long-grain rice is dry, crumbly, and inedible. But Happy Valley's rice is fragrant and has just the right amount of stickiness for long-grain rice. I could eat bowls and bowls of it alone.\n\nThe fish fillet with black bean sauce was delicious -- fish was delicate and well-cooked, and the vegetables were tasty as well. My friend had the  ginger crispy chicken, which was tangy and zesty. Both dishes came with HUGE portions, but were easily downed because they weren't heavy or overladen with MSG and other seasonings. \n\nI'm definitely coming again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RjtEhiNbGxnJKktg_wo4wQ", "date": "2012-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rO54B17OWucE7SATQ-Cpkw", "text": "Happy Valley truly made me happy today (:\n\nI kind of really dislike all the chinese food restaurants in Berkeley because honestly, they all taste pretty gross. Whenever anyone asked me what I wanted to eat, I would say, \"Anything but Chinese or Korean.\"\n\nThat is why I was skeptical when my friends told me that this place was bomb. But now I belieeevveee!\n\nI went today (Sunday) at 12:30 pm. The restaurant is very clean and spacious, unlike most of what you see in south-side Berkeley. They give you tea right away when you sit down and it's free! The tea had a deep brown color to it, but it kinda tasted like tap water plus a little bit of tea flavor ): \n\nThe waitress was super nice and helpful. Although the lunch specials (entree+salad or egg roll+hot and spicy soup+rice) say Monday-Friday, 11-3pm, she said we could still order off of it. I'm not sure if this is what they'll keep on doing or whether it's just for now.\n\nI got the Hot and Spicy Eggplant (~$6), which was so good! I loved it. And it was a huge plate so I ended up only finishing the eggplant and salad. Left some of the soup and rice behind. My friend got Chicken Chow Mein (~6) and it was huge. SO HUGE. Like you could eat yourself full and take home lunch for tomorrow. \n\nThe bill came out to $13 and change since my friend ordered a drink. Left a generous tip and came out very happy (:\n\nCome here! It's not a very far walk from Asian Ghetto...and the food is definitely more yummy and clean-tasting.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "sa9SnFrPI9_XRmNpI05mmA", "text": "Want to eat at Panda Express in the East Bay without driving to El Cerrito?  Well, you could come to Happy Valley.  In addition to having a superior name, they have similar prices ($6-$8 lunch specials), larger portions, and somewhat better food than everyone's favorite two-tone bear named chain.\n\nHowever, as I recall, the service was rather slow, which I suppose could have easily just been the day.  Either way, it's worth a shot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b_6INArRehUuuue8m6EDoQ", "text": "Excited there was a new chinese restaurant, seeing that the only other place I can think of is Mandarin House in the Asian Ghetto which is super gross and Great China which is in downtown, busy and kind of expensive. Definitely keep going back. The service is great- they're super nice! It gets a bit pricey for dinner but tastes good! :) \nHope it sticks around!!\n\nI've been here a couple times with my BF and ordered:\n1. Peking pork chop- not what I was expecting. Not the super red sauce and thick but more thin and a lighter sauce. It was still good but I really want to find a place that serves the first one up here\n\n2. Mandarin angel wings- chicken wings, pretty good. Be careful there were a few tiny specs of extreme spicy peppers in there but generally not spicy at all. They were pretty good but I wasn't super a fan of the flavor. Not fantastic but not horrible. Would order again if I was feeling for chicken wings. \n\n3. Roasted Duck Noodle Soup- I got this to go and it was HUGE! I mean they packed in a whole bunch of noodles and lots of duck! The duck wasn't super meaty but it was good and had enough. This is definitely not a soup you should eat by yourself like I was trying to. Definitely share this one! I felt it was more like the type of soup you're supposed to share at the beginning of the meal. Also note to self, don't spill on yourself because it kind of has a strong smell and I spilt all over my pants at work.... wasn't too great :( Would definitely get this again.... as long as someone else shares with me! :)\n\n4. Honey Walnut Shrimp- who doesn't like honey walnut shrimp? It was a bit on the skimpier serving size but they charge a few dollars less that most places. I think that is why there's less in there than you would expect. They were good though, tasted like what I expected. Still a bit too expensive for what it is but if you're craving it, it's good. Can't really share- good for one person. Two people if you've order lots of other things and aren't going to eat this as your main.\n\n5. Hong Kong Style Beef Chow Mein- I thought \"Hong Kong\" style meant the skinny crispy noodles but it wasn't exactly what I wanted. It was a bit too crunchy for my liking and even when I tried to mix it all together to make it softer, it was a bit too hard :( Would NOT order this one again.\n\n6. Wor Wonton Soup- I looked up the difference between \"Wor wonton\" and \"wonton\" the \"wor\" is like a \"supreme\" with extra stuff in it. Lots of wontons in the soup and they were pretty good-fillings were not skimpy; I was actually eating a wonton! (Unlike lots of places where they're really small and nothing inside) There were other things in the soup, lots of veggies and shrimp. Definitely can feed at least 3 people with this. (with seconds)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xox2oOfYy61UT0b0eLgI1A", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DHb1IIQ2JDLCw7j7xbSphw", "text": "Contrary to a lot of other reviews of this place.. I actually don't like the food here that much. I agree that it is a step up from Lotus House, but I would definitely prefer to go elsewhere for my food. \n\nBut the two times I've been here, I've had a singaporean noodle dish, and a lunch special (with roast duck). Both portions were huge, and they give generous amounts of noodle or rice with whatever you order. The Singaporean noodle dish had lots of eggs and pepper and random vegetables inside, and the roast duck was very fatty. \n\nOverall, it's a good place to go if you want to eat a lot and don't really care about what you eat. \n\nAlso, they give great fortune cookies here! Great messages + sweeter tasting than normal ones.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2012-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t3MzwS_f1fpuHQrg-e0eow", "text": "Nice, clean Chinese restaurant with some interesting new dishes in addition to traditional ones.\n\nI came here for lunch and had the basil eggplant chicken lunch special and it was really good!  It was quite spicy and actually had a lot of basil, unlike most restaurants that are skimpy on spices.  It came with a soup and a salad, and my leftovers were enough for dinner the next day (and it was still good)\n\nI would prefer to have another soup besides the sweet and sour soup though, just because that's what they always have at Chinese restaurants and I've gotten sick of it since I was a kid.  Something like the tofu or corn with egg white soup would be better, at least in my opinion.\n\nService was nice: the lady was very friendly.  The setting was nice and spacious.\n\nOverall I think this is the best Chinese food in Southside.  (besides when my mom brings me food)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4jPsIgMZT4_Ks5-myaW9Bg", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Cvlcme41GIIBc7MI7TF8kA", "text": "Best lunch special I have ever encountered.  It's not because they give you a ton of food, which they do, but more because the quality of the ingredients is top notch.  Real piece of chicken in sizable denominations decorated my plate along with huge spears of eggplant.  If only I were not leaving Berkeley!  This food is almost good enough to make me rethink my move.  Well, almost.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2012-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JXqBG0Zg9lUgwXd3ITpV-A", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nCame here for a dinner reunion with an old friend. I was surprised to find that this restaurant had replaced the Italian place, but hey, I'm a fan of Chinese food.\n\nThere was plenty of seating at 7:15 PM, so we were seated quickly and handed our menus and a pot of tea. The food is decently priced for dinner (it's not THAT cheap, with entrees around $7 - 9). My friend and I decided to family-style our meal with two entrees and a serving of rice.\n\nOur bill was $17.43 (or somewhere around there), and we left $20. At $10 a person, it was a decent meal. Also, they bring you fortune cookies with your bill, which was an added bonus for me. My fortune had something to do with moderation...very profound...\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nCHICKEN WITH SALTED FISH AND TOFU CLAY POT: stringy chunks of dark meat chicken with blocks of hard tofu and fish, topped with green onions [$8.50]\n- There was fish in here? I didn't even notice haha. The chicken was pretty good though, although they cut the chicken into weird long chunks. I think it's chicken thigh.\n- This dish was pretty salty, especially in comparison to the noodle soup. Perhaps they meant to say \"chicken with salt and tofu,\" not chicken and salted fish :P\n- Tofu was amazing. I love tofu.\n\nROAST DUCK NOODLE / FUN NOODLE SOUP (no joke, that is what it says on the menu): roast duck, broccoli, vermicelli noodles, broth, green onions [$6.95]\n- They give you lots of roast duck pieces! They're pretty fatty though.\n- The broth is unsalted and un-MSGed. Good good.\n- They could have used better noodles in my opinion. The vermicelli was too tough.\n- Broccoli! Awesome addition!\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nGood food, good (but not extraordinary) prices, and fortune cookies. I would highly recommend the roast duck noodle soup, as it is filling for a very good price--and there's roast duck! Would return if I'm craving Chinese food and don't have patience to wait to go home...or maybe for their lunch specials.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QUMEDuaoQlMyDp4K-YkOyw", "text": "Responding to a quick tip from Yelper, Tammy S., my boss and I strolled over the Happy Valley. \n\nWe were greeted by a friendly young man and seated near the window to be entertained by the street folk that hang out at Dwight Way and Telegraph Ave (which is OK). The store is nice and clean, unlike what you find in the Asian (Food) Ghetto on Durant St.\n\nMy boss opted for the Kung Pao Rice Plate and I, like Tammy S., ordered the Roast Duck Plate. Most excellent choices that left each platter clean. The bill $15 and some change!\n\nIt is several blocks from campus, however, after the meal, we did need to take a walk!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2012-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "REG7Uii0Z5meU7o0gdkpAw", "text": "The Honest Truth: They give you free tea! And its a good place to have a sit down lunch or dinner.  They're food is decent, but I don't know why most of my friends are raving about it.  I would say that both price and quality are equivalent to Lotus House or any other standardly okay chinese place in Berkeley.\n\nThe Details:\nI came here for lunch with my friend.  It was decently priced and they had lunch specials (always a plus!).  I ordered the crispy ginger chicken (lunch special) and my friend got the Roast duck noodle soup.  The lunch special wasn't bad.  The soup was eggdrop soup with corn in it.  It tasted like a standard lunch special soup and mine had a clump of corn starch in it.  They also give you a typical lunch special salad (the lettuce was a little large).  The chicken was good.  It was a little saucier than I would have liked but it had good ginger flavor and it was nice to eat.  Towards the end I got a little tired of it though.  The roast duck noodle soup was good.  The soup was clean and simple, but nothing amazing.  They give you a lot of roast duck, which is good.  The noodles were mushy and were overly soft.  Overall, I like the environment and theres plenty of seating.  I'll have to give it another try, but for now, its just another decent place to eat in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ll8EIrv5nVBSuWX_6csgEQ", "text": "Heck to the yeah! Finally! A good chinese place to go for lunch. I had the duck over rice plate lunch, and it comes with steamed broccoli, an egg roll, and hot and sour soup (they even gave me a duck leg!).\n\nNothing fancy, but considering what you get in the Durant Square chain of bad food, this place rocks and satisfied my roast duck craving. It's on the corner of Dwight and Telegraph that used to be a skate shop, I think (or maybe it's next to it), so it's a bit of a walk further down Telegraph than I'd like to go, but for the price and quality, I will be back many more times.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SDeq2pNzl3UM1gtq9dp50w", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kK9eudm--NneEVBjrguSpg", "text": "This is definitely not the best Chinese restaurant ever. But most certainly, this is the best Chinese restaurant in Berkeley. After eating the dog food they call Chinese food at the Asian ghetto, you begin to appreciate Chinese food that is even just slightly tasty and authentic. Happy Valley is actually pretty good, not just some \"ak-gwai-loh\" (fool white man) Chinese food. It's funny as hell how asian people call fake chinese food \"ak-gwai-loh\" chinese food lololol. Anyway, this place is cheap as shit. Literally. It's as cheap as literal shit, and tastes like the SHIT!!!!!!!! The service is also bomb dot com. The 2 waiters there were SUPER courteous, some of the nicest people I've met in my life. All-in-all, it was a great experience and Berkeley definitely needs a decent Chinese restaurant. I went with a friend, got the westlake beef soup, salt and pepper pork chops, salty fish chicken eggplant clay pot, 2 rices, and it was still only $26 bucks, $30 out the door after tip. Darn good deal if you ask me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bY0i_BD9sOWwsQXTxvT7Rg", "date": "2012-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ERRowW4pGO6pK9sVYyA1nQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "kNuXVHQHsT1UHaoyDMr8vg", "text": "I'm pretty glad that there's a new Chinese restaurant in these parts. While it's perfectly fine to do take-out, this isn't one of those joints with food laid out in bins. This is a true sit-down place with noodle entrees and dishes to share family-style. Unfortunately, I didn't think the portions were that big, especially for the price. I had the Peking Pork and the Kung Pao Beef, both of which are a complete mystery to me. The Peking Pork came in huge pieces and was well-coated, which was good. The Kung Pao Beef was very wet and soft. The couple of meat dishes put me at $16.80 and the same would've costed no more than $10 at a fast-food joint. At least the service is fast and friendly. At least the restaurant is clean and as new as it was left by the previous restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2012-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0Miwkn6zMCtqFNilYJVgKQ", "text": "Finally got to grab lunch here after hearing so much about it!\n\nThis is really a grab-n-go place because theres no seating inside. I got the Venetian with penne and bolognese & sausage. I see everyone's complaints that they had to wait so long for their food but I think I only waited about 5 minutes for my food. The food came out really hot and fresh. The sauce was really tangy and bit spicy and was super good. My biggest disappointment is the pasta, because i really dislike pasta that isnt al dente, and this was a little overcooked for my taste.\n\nIt was $4.95 with tax already and it was a good portion. I'm definitely coming up to try their pesto chicken pasta!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "k-ccA1KzyJTpMEjh75WmSQ", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1qosMLQvFo-7l2YPTJM7xg", "text": "Pasta? IN A BOX!?\n\nI really do hope this Italian establishment grows to be a quick and easy place for people (especially students!) to come and pay $5 for a good portion of food! \n\nAfter walking into what seemed to be a quiet, overlooked grab-and-go eatery, I glanced over their menu displays and decided to order the Venetian (Italian sausage and bolognese sauce). What can I say? it was good pasta at the right price - no complaints here! Also, everything is cooked fresh! Unfortunately, there is only one stove, so I can see how too many orders and no time to spare would frustrate costumers :/ \n\nPasta-In-A-Box is still in it's beta phase, so it goes without saying that time is needed for this place to really feel established and ready to take on the hungry crowd of Cal students. After all was said and ordered, I was proud to walk up and down Telegraph with my conveniently packaged pasta in a box!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kGUQUL1YbLHcF8y-53hM-g", "date": "2012-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2xLnc1gqwl19xA39Pd6MVw", "text": "I decided to try this out today with my boyfriend as we were looking for a quick and cheap meal since the streets were pretty crowded today due to an event on campus.\n\nWe both ordered separate boxes of penne pasta with pesto sauce and a drink totaling to about $8 (really cheap for a meal for two).\n\nService was a bit slow and the place itself felt a bit dark and depressing. There wasn't any place to sit and enjoy the meal so we had to find a spot on campus to go and eat. The menus are also in an awkward location so they are far from the sight of the cash register.\n\nI would return here again as I feel they might need some time to settle in and gain some customers. I'd recommend they brighten the place up a bit and try offering a special to get students to try it out more.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HwXCZTVt8TyH1kKer_i1qQ", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aH6BFG_9zp3y0Ud1u57r9g", "text": "Decided to stop by because they currently have a promotion for any size fountain drink 99cents! To my surprise, this place was fantastic!!! I ordered penne pasta with alfredo sauce and it was only $3.60 for a good portion! It was absolutely delicious not bland what so ever! It did have a lot of spices and garlic but it had a good flavor! They have other pasta selections for the same price, and if you want specialty pastas with meat in them they are $4.95. If you pay with a card they charge you an extra 40 cents", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jJRciSkWVcBe_UTvkhF2Sg", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bPdu5-zar5qkbB_fFMC8Cw", "text": "My new obsession. \nI'm a total pasta fanatic and this place is now at the top of my list! \nIt is SO cheap, has huge portions, and is delicious. \nI got the #2 with tri color pasta, and it was amazing and only $4.95. I've had my eye on the store as I walk to campus every day and I finally went yesterday after it's opening last week. \nThe owner is so sweet and you can see he really wants to please his customers!\n\nSee you again today, Pasta in a Box!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P1VYqgNYkwcqn3_CeO_FpA", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H3Am1IlXbvnE_v19shTCww", "text": "LOVE THE CACCIATORE (don't know if that's right, but it's the one with salmon). Don't know if I was supposed to order where I walked in (where the different types of pasta are displayed) or where the cash register is (near the end of the walkway), but I just ordered at the cash register. The chef greets everyone once he sees them, so bonus points for his politeness. Four different types of pasta (I got the tri-colored; no complaints, but I haven't tried any of the others), and you can either pick your own ingredients (about $3-5) or pick one of the specialty pastas (e.g. the cacciatore, which cost $4.95 exactly). I probably waited about five minutes for my pasta. Only one person was cooking and one was at the cash register (helped with the pastas once he wasn't busy) at first, but they were pretty efficient I think. Definitely coming back for my next pasta craving.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5UmPbTYZywr3VfuI6pL_mQ", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jHdsYYC4a_saiQsehvStJQ", "text": "3.5 STARS\n\nMy first time going to Pasta-In-A-Box! While I wasn't particularly blown away by the place, it wasn't too bad either!\n\nMostly, I agree with everyone else- Pasta-In-A-Box is a ridiculously affordable alternative to Gypsy's & Pasta Bene. The pasta itself isn't bad at all and is less than $5. Plus, I'm a huge sucker for places with cheap drinks and, well, a giant soda for $1? Count me in!\n\nThe one thing I really think could be improved about this place is that it's so tucked in. Seriously, my friend & I walked down Telegraph specifically looking for this place & we almost missed it! ):\n\nThat being said, I give props, because Pasta-In-A-Box is so new. And I love that it's already catering to the takeout lifestyle of most Berkeley students. For your debut- not bad!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SPBcq-wuTWEgEWH5LieL8w", "text": "Cheap, delicious pasta. Lot of variety of pastas to choose from here. Only wish they would churn out their pastas faster.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qFxEAsD6QoNLWNZopgh9GA", "date": "2012-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6d2mvykLa1dBqGuMV2H7sw", "text": "I REALLY REALLY wanted to love this place. It's on my way home from school, the prices are student budget-friendly, and I love pasta. Unfortunately (probably because they're still working out the kinks of being new) my experience was less than stellar.\n\nAs the name suggests, they serve pasta in a box, similar to a Chinese take-out box. In addition to their pastas, their menu has a selection of salads and sandwiches, with very reasonable prices across the board (only about $4 for plain pasta and sauce and around $6 for the specialty pastas and salads). I ordered one of their specialty pastas with salmon and a side salad and the total came out to about $8. The food was good and the owner was very friendly, but it just took waaay too long. With only a single person preparing food, it took me upwards of 20 minutes to get to the front of the line (with just 1 person in front of me) and have my food ready to go. Furthermore, service was awkward as the cashier fumbled around trying to fit the salad box into a small paper bag. For a carry-out place like this, I want to be in and out quickly and smoothly and for now Pasta-In-A-Box doesn't check that box for me.\n\nI'll probably give it another shot in a month or two to see if they've been able to work out the kinks because I did enjoy the food and really do think they have potential.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "r_XXiaziYeP_9oCPe40_8g", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V25N4AfQ8M8K0azqLpgqYA", "text": "This little place just opened up two weeks ago, so it looks like they're ironing out a few kinks with regards to service, payment by card, etc. All that aside, they've got a pretty comprehensive menu of pastas (with your choice of spaghetti, penne, little squiggly things, among others) at 4.95 a box, including tax. We got #3 (Alfredo sauce with chicken, olives, mushroom) and #6 (red sauce with caramelized onion, sausage) and both were delicious. Great prices, great portions -- I'll probably be coming here over Gypsy's. :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "08STwMQ1HFmNbMavYOrUAg", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 5, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4kOSb7U1740FeU9NehczHA", "text": "I read in the Daily Cal that this pasta place just opened, so I decided to check it out. The presentation on the outside isn't that great. If I wasn't looking for it, I would've easily walked past it. This place is obviously still getting used to being in business. The cashier seemed really nervous and based on the lack of pasta choices in comparison to what they offer, it seemed like they had a busier than anticipated day and were under staffed. \n\nWith all that being said, I think this might turn into one of the regular places I eat at. The pasta is well cooked and very reasonably priced. I paid $4.95 for a box of pasta that I ended up having to share with my boyfriend. The owner is also really sweet. He came over from Paris and believes pasta should be affordable and convenient. The owner also told me that they open til 10, which is nice if you want something quick to eat late at night. I can't wait to see how the restaurant blooms once they get more settled and accustomed to being in business.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h2STke9y3VKzdJA9LXPm7A", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "EuvQIymdxIcHv_fS80rVbg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MA8Xn6RPlxnARgp-t9wj4A", "text": "This place just opened last week! And it's already becoming a favorite at work for Italian take out for lunch hour! I met the owner, and he is such a sweetheart! He told me he learned his culinary skills from Le Cordon Bleu in Paris. And you can tell from his food that he is a PRO! he cooks with great passion which makes his food more delicious! \n\nSo far I have had the Chicken Alfredo   and some of the specialty pasta which were all scrumptious. If you are looking for a light lunch, I recommend one of their salads. All their ingredients are fresh and their dressings are made from scratch. Next time Im in I will order a sandwhich because I hear they are yummy. Their portions are really good and at a steal! their pasta box's range from $3.95 to $6 for a specialty pasta. \n\nPlease be paitent everyone because they just opened, I know they are working on hiring more people and having a sit down area for people to eat. The food is worth the wait! I know once they are settled in with the right staff and a dining area, PASTA IN A BOX WILL BE A SUCCESS!\n\nCiao! Amid  io amo il vostro cibo!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7pJ2tTL3HMKJ23Rtb5dhIg", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0sX-jsw2gcFVqdzGlqU_kA", "text": "This place is awful. I'm huge into Pho and was so stoked when this place FINALLY opened across the street from my work. Huge disappointment. I can't even get into how bummed out my meal here made me... but I'll go ahead and save you the awful meal and let you know I'm never going here again. What a joke.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "u_OUxmR2wgs38K-cl_shSg", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "181fuimG5A3d_4WYjgEUkg", "text": "I'm from LA, and back at home Pho is not only incredibly cheap, but can be found anywhere. Eating it almost every week sometimes, I was a bit distraught to find out that Pho in Berkeley was extremely hard to find. Sure there are the fast, dirty, and cheap ones, but those aren't that. \n\nWhen I first went to Pho K&K, it was okay at best. It was more pricey than Pho back at home, and the broth was not at good. However, seeing that I am a Berkeley student without a car, this Pho place was the only nearby one worth eating at, so I ended up going back again and again. After the third time, I was hooked. I grew used to the taste, and the broth is actually very clean and light. The vegetables are nice and fresh, and the service is wonderful. The place as a whole is clean, including the restrooms. \n\nIf you tried this place and were not fond of it, try it again at least a second time. Number 8 is extremely good, with the meatballs being very rich and flavorful.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z816k-A0HqcQFqKtGpRNrQ", "date": "2012-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1JGP2C-oXS6vyScTTEZS-w", "text": "I really love this place. They have good Pho, and I know some people think 'how can you have bad Pho?\" but yup, you can (Casino 580 restaurant!). i go here a lot, i love the chicken Pho, and highly recommend the fresh spring rolls. All their dishes are pretty good, there's always space. it's continually busy but not too busy and the waiters and waitress are always nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "z84cLzx1vcwm_RSsdB-8hQ", "date": "2012-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1OpXhIw8PmxAa9g5ldj9cA", "text": "This place is only two stars at best and this is because I was hungry. After moving to the west coast, this was my first pho. Maybe it was the expectation, but I didn't get any satisfaction from it. It was MSGlicious. The waiter also seemed pretty rude. He asked us again what we were ordering like he was questioning our decision.\n\nAlso they are a little more expensive than pho I've had elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RaSq7WPbxH7Dm5yfVBAgYw", "date": "2011-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "38xcFw6XcL8YyATSe3ONKA", "text": "Ok.. so I'm being nice and giving this place 2 stars. \n\nMy boyfriend and I decided to pay this place a visit because it was close by and my normal pho place, Little Saigon, was closed on Sunday. I ordered a flank and steak pho and my boyfriend ordered a sauteed pork and rice dish. My pho was fairly pricey ($6.75) for the size and the broth was not good. To be honest the broth lacked flavor. Also my meat was not good. They pieces were chewy, flavorless, even and required me to add pepper. I even found a large artery tube shaped piece and fatty tripe-like piece floating inside the bowl, which were just ewwww :( My boyfriend said that his pork was ok but his rice tasted stale and not fresh. \n\nBut.... the decor and staff were nice & they played old 90s pop classics, which are pluses but I definitely won't be coming back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "O4RFLPJT9NmzFI56KVd6ng", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3KqxFKSx2SAdB7_fDxNSXQ", "text": "I came here while on a diet and ate their vegetarian clay pot dish and it was delicious. I hope to try their meat dishes and Pho, which look pretty tasty. \n\nI really liked their service and it's located just a block south of Dwight on Telegraph in Berkeley where there's not a whole lot of traffic, so it's a got a very cozy atmosphere. \n\nI can't believe I've never heard of this place before. Southside Berkeley restaurants really don't get much recognition.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YgoUU_nBYoHSJ2FcubI78Q", "date": "2011-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4s5t71LxX7m3E3hRBi7ZWg", "text": "Pretty good food and reasonably priced. \n\nIronically, their best food isn't their pho. I would recommend trying the other noodles not listed under Pho because those are more flavorful. The pho here is only mediocre because the broth lacking in flavor compared to many pho restaurants in Oakland. I wish there were more bean sprouts and basil leaves in the sides they give you with your pho. I also noticed that they give you a bit less meat in your pho compared to other places. The size of the bowl they give you would be considered a size medium at some places.\n\nI would also recommend trying the spring rolls they serve because they come with a great sauce! \n\nWould have given this place four stars based on the other dishes but considering the fact that they have \"Pho\" in the name and I don't actually like their pho... this has to be 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "acOUyjfjSWJghQuFyXztqw", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Hhcr0nYWXm8t40A2GtRWA", "text": "A small humble pho place that serves the decent beef pho. It was nice of them to still serve my friend and I when we walked in the restaurant a little before 9 PM (closing time). Super fast service - we got our pho in about 5 minutes! I ordered the rare beef and brisket pho, which was pretty good for $6.75. The soup was nice and aromatic, and they don't skimp on the noodles or meat. Come here if you just want some stomach-warming Vietnamese noodle soup.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LIjbnBYr7Sop1cd_bvEjpg", "date": "2012-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6paX2dFKnQmMAG-1pFAb6A", "text": "When on/near Telegraph you could do worse than K&K. Several visits have shown that this place does a good job with prices that even a student could love. \nPho Ga is simple, warming and restorative chicken noodle soup.  Bun thit nuong cha gio is fresh and tasty, combining rice noodles, grilled pork, crispy egg roll and assorted fresh veg moistened by fish sauce. Bun Bo Hue is a hearty soup, beefy and red with chili oil, (though not too hot) chunky beef brisket, bits of wiggly tendon and thick rice noodles, dressed up with raw cabbage, sprouts,jalapeno slices and lime wedge. \nThe only dud so far was the wonton soup - so salty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "55El_Mk_i3rx22T3OnwvDQ", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7rP4sedulUy5LsWIbf1VsQ", "text": "We go to Pho K & K at least once a week. The soup is nice and hot and the food is yummy. I wish they did not skimp on the beansprout and basil. We also have to ask for another plate of it since they only give us one to share.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DYuLjzagZ3fuWFwWctIwTw", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a3T1J_VfTEwGfjIWD0S91g", "text": "Quality: Okay so their pho isn't THAT great, BUT pho is still pho! It's becomes heaven during a hangover. Trust me.\n\nVenue: What's with the LONG hallway to get to the bathroom? Overall, nothing special.\n\nAccessibility: On Telegraph, so take the 1.\n\nService: It's okay... nothing special. \n\nNearby: Peets Coffee, Pasta Bene\n\nTip: You can ask for meat on the side!\n\nWill I come back? Yes, most likely when I'm hungover though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A8RC5ykQvDGVPsGLKCXX9g", "text": "All I ever order from a pho place is rare steak pho because I can cook fresh meat to my heart's content. I have been here many times. This are what you would expect from a pho place. Mouth-watering thin rice noodles in MSG-rich broth with sauces and fresh condiments on the side. Decent. Good price. Need I say more?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4jPFBQaXtoUM0I2RV0wpUA", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AwSmxmQxD_mnnqMkL1CWsg", "text": "LARGE Pho portions served with hot flavorful broth. They add thinly sliced meat immediately before serving so that you can watch your meat cook in the broth--that way the meat remains tender and flavorful. I ordered the vegetarian one with tofu. Although there was no meat, I enjoyed it because the broth was delicious.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BXOuhwJPSrri4ffJ5fkusw", "text": "Smaller portions than all the other viet places in the area, the taste is just average, places like camile's, anh hong, and le cheval have much better place at the same price.\n\nbut honestly, the restaurant is very clean, the service is good, and the food selection is authentic, so it's an alright place, but if you're looking for best viet food you've ever eaten, this is not the place for you, also if you're a big eater or you're very hungry, you might want to dabble on some finger foods prior to", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c0K-K9pEwz4Qlh4c-pF4vg", "text": "Somehow, this place confuses me, but I'm cutting it major slack because it just opened.\n\nSo I'm not really a pho before, simply because I no longer eat beef. So instead I got the BBQ pork noodle plate (the one with fish sauce?). For me, it was already. Definitely had an overload of veggies, which was what I needed given my recent meat binge. D on the other hand got a beef and onion rice plate, which he enjoyed. He said the sauce they provided was good (lime & pepper?).\n\nHowever, the plates didn't really have anything special, and the noodles were too dry due to not enough fish sauce. The waiters were a bit confused, as they tried to take our order twice ... as well as almost brought us an extra cup.\n\nLikewise, it also had a \"People on Yelp Love Us\" and I'm pretty sure it just opened. Just say.\n\nBtws, cash only.\n\nSadly, the only thing I'm happy about is the ambiance and how cute everything looks. Then again, they just remodeled. If it wasn't looking nice, fail.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CpSvclTSvfmBvD2rVc6TJA", "text": "I'd have to give this place 3 stars. It's not a great pho place, but it's not bad either. I've been to this place enough times to know that the food is decent, and that their service is ok. I'm a little annoyed that their vermicelli uses the wrong noodles, but it makes do with the taste. Being that it's the only pho place on the Southside of Berkeley, it pulls its own weight.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "saDYN_zBEoNheolWPh5RcA", "date": "2011-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CvGz35kEVkCH_d-M-TqiPA", "text": "I've been here a handful of times. Only thing I've ever ordered is the rare steak pho.\nSince everyone seems to care about the broth I'll let you know hte broth is decent.. not overly sweet, salty, or greasy.  I usually douse it with cock sauce anyways, so it passes my test. \n\nAt 7 bucks a bowl (one size) it's moderately priced, I just wished they offered larger servings because even with extra noodles, I find myself a little hungry after a bowl.  They'd completely win me over if they'd offer a larger size.\n\nBroth, meat, noodles, size, etc... everything is pretty unremarkable as far as pho goes.  That said, even unremarkable pho is pretty awesome as far as food goes! Given that there is really no competition in Berkeley (besides maybe Anh Hong on University), Pho K+K will continue to have my business.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w_bKwDXr4dOAiC02JL6Veg", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "drctdaR-D_weV1S8lBsdVw", "text": "I was going to give Pho K & K a chance because it's really close to my apartment. I had some reservations because of some of the bad reviews but I was going to give them the benefit of the doubt.\n\nI went with my boyfriend and family and we all ordered pho. There were only about 10 options which was surprising. They were all 6.75 and the dac biet was 7.75. I wanted tendon and brisket but that wasn't a choice. I ended up getting the tendon only pho and hoped for the best. The service wasn't that great but it wasn't too bad. It seemed like the waitress was rushing us a bit though.\n\nBut the worst thing was that I got two eyelashes in my soup! They couldn't  have been mine. I didn't want to complain so I just took them out... :( It would have been okay if the broth was good but it tasted like they just instant beef bouillon cubes. There wasn't enough noodles and the portions were small. I think it was filling enough but compared to other pho restaurants (especially ones in Oakland), it is considered a small.\n\nThe restaurant was really nice and clean but other than that, I don't think I would go again. The portions and flavors weren't great for the price.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7Ie-nsZzBY7AWf6OdjBPUw", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dz7IczJJ_FOQRuoIMWNJIg", "text": "I got #19, which is vermicelli with a pork skewer, two egg rolls, and shredded veggies. \n\nPros: \n- The egg rolls were pretty good, and I like how they gave 2 egg rolls instead of just one (like other places). \n\n- The grilled pork was also pretty good - had that slight burnt/grilled taste that I like. \n\nCons: \n- The nuoc mam (the side of fish sauce this dish traditionally comes with) was really light - it barely tasted like anything!! And it didn't even come with shredded carrots like it's supposed to! When I order this dish, I normally pour the whole thing on top of my noodles, so obviously the nuoc mam is going to be essential for me. So to my dismay, it just felt like I was eating plain noodles. \n\n- Half my bowl was the shredded veggies and the other half was noodles. If they change the portions such that there's more noodle:veggies ratio, then maybe I would've been a little more satisfied (although this doesn't change the fact that their nuoc mam still sucks).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ouMxQRZDyS0BDNbTSJdo_Q", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EkAV5xZgTiX4-KJMqDkU4g", "text": "Best Pho I have had! I've been to more than 10 pho spots from Washington state down to Cali and this is the best. Decent price but GREAT food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gF76wFyP_v5mP_b4OwrPKA", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "exBNg_WOyV6tAChNHfepCg", "text": "First time here and I was seriously craving some pho!! Came here with a group of 6 around 7pm and the restaurant was really busy already but luckily we got the last table! I ordered the regular pho with rare steak and beef flank. The portions here are decent and since its only $7.24 (with taxes included) im not complaining. The noodles were good, but a little overcooked. The broth was pretty standard but it had a good flavor. The only thing is I wish they'd give more meat cuz it really didnt seem like that much. The service here was average since it was so hectic and there was like one lady working the cash register, serving the food, and taking the orders(?). Havnt really been to other pho places in Berkeley so cant really compare but this satisfied my craving :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k-ccA1KzyJTpMEjh75WmSQ", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f5_KOrByRr0cIg5sdrdYLg", "text": "I've been a big adventurer of Pho restaurants for about 6 or 7 years now and by this time, I know what I expect of a Vietnamese Pho restaurant.I usually go to these places on cold days, when I'm feeling sick and/or hungover.Believe me the right Pho place can really cure your symptoms, but this place i don't feel did that for me.\nIn a nutshell here's my experience: \n1)The egg rolls were only 2 per order and was NOT served with lettuce or mint leaves and only a very little bit of fish sauce (which sucks to be lacking when grubbing on egg rolls).\n2)Their Pho Ga (my fav) and all types of Pho had waaay too much ginger in it and had to be disguised in order for me to even enjoy it.Ginger should be optional and in a little tray on the side.The sides that came with the Pho were small portions as well...not cool.I need plenty Cilantro and limes.\n3)No sweet chili paste was to be found...only cock sauce.You cant have one and not the other.Especially in a Vietnamese place.\n4) And last, they do not make shakes...at all.I love to get a strawberry shake with black pearls every now and then after my meal and well this place just doesn't do it.\nAll in all I left there full, but not satisfied.I do not recommend this place to Pho veterans.I think they half-assed this place to assimilate to the college kids in the area as businesses tend to do in college towns.  -PunkluvsPho", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Tj8cQI3319Th052hGtTSPg", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fMtjgInlVSKTmIJNPxB16A", "text": "Was just there today with my boyfriend. We had the spring rolls to start off. Totally not work it. $3.50 for two very small fried spring rolls. Wasn't even that tasty. \n\nWe both had the pho with everything. It was ok, the soup was kind of cold when it got to us though. The meat was extremely tough. \n\nI feel really bad for them. There was a couple people there when we were seated but all finished fairly quickly. By the time our food came, we were the only two patrons left. The staff had nothing to do expect walk around awkwardly filling up soy sauce bottles and watching us eat. Ever have someone just watch you eat your food? It was extremely uncomfortable.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "B6LlKpji5GCJLkcBlMfymA", "date": "2011-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FueeYjjRSnwneYO-LRGBZQ", "text": "Best veggie pho I've had!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z7wmXBrV7z7PXSLCajpRiw", "date": "2012-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gPbKMXUxxceHJ8ktgJtk3A", "text": "The fried spring rolls had a really nice and light crunch to them.  They were good, though a little too sweet.  But good god...the amount of msg in the pho put me in some kind of a shock.  I'm as chemically dependent as the next alcoholic, but there's enough msg in their pho to turn any mouth into the sahara.  The pho broth had a surprising amount of star anise that almost bordered on unpleasant.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jHjDtFD_Rjxr95UZAG1yvw", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ILCutk29YR-a8qZOGgR3LA", "text": "Reasonably priced pho but not the best. I didn't finish the rest of bowl because I was uninterested. The broth was more herby and not the delicious kind of broth I was looking for.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4TJF62R5ytolOmiMWKtjGA", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iR8dJk4dm9OGXGm9F4mGHg", "text": "Its really clean and the decor is class. Its a new place, but it doesn't have the run down look of many pho place is see. The smell is strong and exactly what one would ecpect from a real pho house. The music is very appropriate for the college scene. But, and a big but it is, the pho is bland and not authentic.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "itxtyJBFOtHsAFJAgWZYAg", "text": "As most yelpers have mentioned, this place doesn't have the best pho. The same can be said with plenty of other places, but their pho is definitely tasty. It was almost $8 for the special pho. The broth was not as beefy tasting as I would have liked, but portions were huge and service was really nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ttj_3flZx1W6oYhzhZb8RQ", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ivE4fMoTtaBSl3-Byo-6mQ", "text": "Got the pho with all the different cuts. It's not some mindblowingly tasty pho nor do they give you loads of protein, but portions (including broth and noodles) are definitely enough to fill me up. The broth isn't overly oily, so that's a good thing. They could do with giving a little more bean sprouts, but oh well. \n\nComing here on cold nights is definitely nice as its location is somewhat convenient. Waitresses are fairly attentive. I have yet to seen this place get overly packed, but I have passed it once or twice and seen all the seats taken. Yet I don't think that should be a worry if you're thinking about trying/going. There are better places to go to if you're just visiting, but if you're here on Southside for a while, this place can be nice for those weird, miserable Springs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fOBDJdEoxV5q0557hsCyCw", "date": "2012-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J2I3AcPyq1kUQocJoqLXog", "text": "Pho K & K, pretty good, so far my number two pho place. I've been there quite a few times.\n\nFor appetizers, you can't go wrong with either of their fresh spring rolls, very tasty.  The fried rolls are ok, but lacking; and for two people you better order two plates or fresh spring rolls as well.\n\nThe pho here is good, the broth is rich of beef bones, just the way you want it.  I tried mine with the meat balls a couple of times; I'm just not a fan of the meat balls, I usually get the combo without tendon at every pho house I go to.\n\nAbout the restaurant itself: it's very casual, like a Vietnamese dinner almost.  The ladies that serve there are always friendly.  Its full of Cal students like myself, which can be kind of obnoxious; e.g. one time when I was there with my girlfriend the kids walk in and sit next to us and one of them it ranting aloud about how he \"guesses\" he always been against abortions because he's a \"true Christian\".  Very inappropriate to be shouting at a restaurant huh, but that college students for you, no shame or public consideration.\n\nIn conclusion, the friendliness of the ladies running Pho K& K: ****.  The fresh spring rolls: ****.  The fried spring rolls: **.  The Pho itself: ***.  Its good place to go on a rainy day if you are nearby, but not what I would call a date place.\n\nSorry, not to rant, but I'm from San Diego and when you go to little Saigon in the University area (east of the 15 around El Cajon Blvd), or Clairemont, and you are the only non-Vietnamese person out of 40 people (unless you are Vietnamese) in a pho house, when you order the fried roll they are ALWAYS served with mint and lettuce.  You take the leaves of mint and lettuce and wrap them around your fried rolls, and it makes everything so much more delicious.  It's the perfect contrast of fried and fresh, it truly is just wonderful.  But so far of all the pho houses I've been to in the Bay Area, no one serves their fried rolls with mint and lettuce.  People need to start demanding it; you all are missing out on the sensation.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4b4tTHXAmiQvuHjCyvYrCA", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j9ux_Nu5KOPnsFAY9vFWow", "text": "Better than the place on Shattuck. Better than drunken Pho delivery at 3 a.m., but have had better. If you like a lot of star anise than you will dig the broth. A great middle of the week roomie excursion. The bums that are shunned by the other bums on Telegraph find their way down there, and they may try to fight your roommate in front of this place. So beware the young lookin punk in the red bandana.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a1nY-zudH_koKvASeTmoTQ", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jaMUTEnbECOqKAb5M_xWUQ", "text": "[3.5]\n\nI had the #19, which is basically the only type of \"vermicelli\" they have except for the fact that they didn't actually use vermicelli noodles.  This is probably the only big concern I had about what I ate because the rice noodles that came with it (usually for soup) didn't work very well texture wise.  They also lacked in having different versions of the dish and just had about 4 different types of noodles under \"noodles\".  Aside from the noodles, I did like how the bbq pork was skewered and how there was a lot of chopped cucumbers and mint.  Their egg rolls were also not bad at all - I might consider getting them as an appetizer if only they had some chili located somewhere on the table.  Boyfriend didn't like the #18 very much - I think it was also very different from what it usually is supposed to taste like.  Not horrible or anything, just different.  \n\nSince they just opened, one thing I would advise them to do is put some curtains in because the sun was just blazing through the window and it was hard to see across the table.  Also, I just wanted to comment on the super long hallway they seem to have - it's just so .. long.  The music they were playing was nice, but then again that's because I can listen to 96.5 without complaints.  \n\nAll in all, I probably wouldn't come back too soon into the future.  I'll probably wait awhile for them to get accustomed to things and settled in.  They have the potential to be a good pho place but only time will tell.  The people working there are very nice however so that's a good sign!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jAulc4bU7QIb4p3hqZRG_Q", "date": "2010-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jJ1kqmy4Fop0pV-w1b8kcg", "text": "The first time I tried Pho K&K was when they first opened and I ordered a rice plate with beef. I came with a handful of friends and we all tried different dishes from the menu. Some pho, spring rolls, veggies, and the rice plates. They were really busy that day and be that as it may they weren't overwhelmed or anything.\n\nThe service speed was moderate and the food was okay. Location-wise, I really like it - instead of having empty spaces where creepers congregate.\n\nThe next time I tried Pho K&K would be a few days ago. I had the Pho combo and it was high-end pricey compared to Le Cheval's but it was good nonetheless. It was much more empty this time - I was the only one ordering around noon on a Wednesday and there were family members there chatting and kids running around with their Nintendo-3DS. It was cute and they were very friendly and respectful. I could have stayed and enjoyed my Pho but I wanted to try separating the food and add my own rice and condiments ... like ketchup from home.\n\nOverall I'm enjoying their kindness, really spacious and clean venue. I've just had better, especially in Sacramento", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oJuBIvS2WlHgRuJwyPgDrw", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jKfAHJc8aCSzbxakLVn57g", "text": "After the unfortuante close down of Pho Hua, I have been looking for the next restaurant that'd give me that cheap pho quick-fix in the UC Berkeley area. (Pho Me Now excluded b/c delivery takes time) \nWhen this place finally opened, I could not wait to try it out!\nSo I walked into this new establishment approximately an hour ago from now, the decor was all right, which is alarming because everybody knows the shadier the place, the better the food. But I was determined to have my pho fix, so it didn't matter. The place was relatively small and empty with a maximum occupancy of 49 but only two tables were being occupied. Their menu is also relatively small with only 27 items, drinks excluded. There was only 3-4 choices of pho with no addition choice of extra large bowl of some sort. But I was okay with that too, because they could totally be going the quality over quantity route.  \nI ordered the pho with three choices of meat, and I chose two things of rare beef and a thing of well done steak. As I waited for my food, one of the waiting staffs brought out a complimentary appetizer -one free egg roll and picked carrots, cabbage, and daikon. The egg roll was freshly fried, but with the lack of dipping sauce it was mediocre. As for the pickled vegetables, let's just say they should have started pickling earlier, the seasonings have not married together, and were not ready to be served at a restaurant. \n\nWhen my pho came out, I was immediately thrown into a vertigo of confusion. First of all, the tiny tray of fresh herbs consisted of a slice of lime, some bean sprouts, one pepper and ONE stem of basil. And then it got even worse when I looked at my bowl of pho. There was no rare beef, no steak, but a couple shredded pieces of beef. Nevertheless, I calmly made a couple eye contacts on top of hand waves to call the waiter over and asked about my pho. Even though English was not his forte, I eventually got him to take the bowl back into the kitchen. \n\nTen minutes later, a new bowl came out, and here we go again -VERTIGO! Another extra effort to get the waiter's attention later, I finally got to that I ordered two things of RARE beef, which has little resemblance of the unevenly slices of meat in my bowl. (see picture) He nodded and walked into the kitchen without my bowl this time. And I sat there and stared at those inconsistently cut beef like in awe. \nMinutes after, other waiter came out and said that this bowl of oddly shaped meat is what I ordered. When I tried to explain to him that, despite the sizes and shape, every single piece in this bowl looked exactly the same and there's nothing rare about them. He responded that the rare beef is 50% cooked and finishes the rest of its cooking in the piping hot broth. So I got  tired of wasting my  precious final studying, so I just told him that this is not what I am used and gave up being a \"difficult\" customer, and just asked him for more herbs because I used most of them on the last bowl of shredded confusion. He picked up the plate and left. \n\nAfter getting my  herbs  (three stems of basils this time but with no apparent addition of bean sprouts), I finally got to start eating. The noodle itself was overcooked and lost the basic tenderness that even the old Pho Hoa which was ran by Chinese people could put out. The new bowl of WTF-ness had nine slices of beef which each came in unique shape and form, but managed to taste exactly the SAME -  overly thick, well done, but relatively tender. The broth was all right, typical pho broth that's a tiny bit better than the broth made from a package. It had  a tad bit less MSG and grease, but nothing to write home about. Oh! Did I mention my cute little lunch date Mr. Green Fly? He was quite a friendly one! \n\nService wise, this place needs a lot of work and re-organization. People, that don't seem to be like part of the staff (e.g. young girl in UGGs & six year old boy) were coming in and out of the kitchen side door. I guess their big kitchen also doubles as a play room?\nThere were two waiters with very little coordination between the two and the kitchen, because refilling water and attending to customers was slow. New customers walking into the front of the house had to constantly wait awkwardly for someone to come out and seat them. The waiters clearly did not know what eye contacts with customers means. As I was read  to pay my bill and GTFO, they took a long time (w/ an almost empty restaurant) to tell me that their credit card machine is out of order, so it was now cash only. Luckily, I happened to carry some cash, or else I would have to call someone to bring me lunch money like a sad loser kid in elementary school. They could have told me earlier.\nIn the end, the bowl of WTF that is pho costs $6.75, I paid a little more than $8 with tax and tip. I gave them 15% tip because they have just opened and it's understandable that they don't have the smoothest operation yet. \nBut seriously, Pho K&K, get it together!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "yYKmAwKaJRNzMolCkWto4A", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jwwZzYm6K-bA9gL8RQuxaQ", "text": "I tried this place despite the less than stellar reviews because I so badly wanted them to be wrong so there could be a good pho place in Berkeley, but unfortunately, this place is pretty meh. \n\nThe bowls of pho are on the small side, and the broth is salty and flavorless.  They are definitely stingy with their sprouts (just one plate to share between 3 people).\n\nK&K is more of a 2.5 though because the restaurant is really clean, well-lit and neat.  Plus, as so many other reviewers have already noted,  the service is speedy and attentive.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aHkN15XSGeDqkM85voZG3Q", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jyt--WUrnQSNojPmiFO0lw", "text": "This place is great! \nI'm pretty picky when it comes to Vietnamese food--it's hard to substitute for what you can get at home! But I ordered the Papaya Salad and the fresh Vietnamese Springrolls --and they were delicious! The sauces were perfect!\n\nMy friend ordered their special for the day which happened to be Banh Xeo (Vietnamese Crepes) and it was so delicious that he didn't even bother sharing with me!\n\nAll the dishes came in perfect portion sizes so that we were both thoroughly full! The service was friendly! \n\nIf you're looking for good, traditional Vietnamese food--not wanting those crazy fusion stuff for today--I'd definitely recommend Pho K&K!\n\np.s. Try their fried bananas and ice cream, too. Perfect dessert.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "29IH6EsYMVTnYICoc3XIUg", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k40szFqzRLYIjspszmwHKA", "text": "A place for  convienience not a place to seek out. Portions are small for a pho place. We came here hungry. We left hungry. Can't say that about most pho places. Service is fast, place is clean", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fSg8RiX_M5iPskQxpp4PCg", "date": "2012-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kt9JBG0imLkuifynepWApg", "text": "Pretty surpised to see the average reviews..I love this place. I am not a huge fan of Pho unless I'm sick, but I love the clay pot rice bowls! They are very filling and have lots of flavor. I love how the rice gets a bit brown and crunchy on the sides of the pot! I have been back 3 times since I tried it! I live about 45 min away, I wish it was closer! Also, give the coffee a try! They serve it so fresh!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "saTFleWFwrHa1JDsk5eQpw", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kUaS3HbqimuAqCwn_FZ2XA", "text": "Came here for an early afternoon lunch. The service is blazing fast, and the place is very nice and well priced. I'm used to east coast Vietnamese food, so how they make food here is very different. I had the rice and grilled chicken, and there was so much food I couldn't finish, and I eat a lot. I wouldn't say the food was too tasty, as the last time I came here, I felt the same way, so 6 months later, nothing has changed. Still, a nice place to go for some non-orthodox Vietnamese food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2012-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L34y3Xz7lFYLv81A5pO6Pw", "text": "I've eaten at a LOT of pho places in my life.  There's been times when I would eat it for lunch then dinner for several days.  And i think i've tried just about every pho place in SF/Eastbay area.  \n\nThis place is decent.  Clean comes to mind.  \n\nNot your typical ghetto hood pho place.  \n\nSprouts, basil, jalapenos, and lime seemed fresh but don't give you a lot like the typical places.  \n\nNo choice on sizes of bowls.  \n\nThe broth was decent.  Not watery but not richly flavored either.  \n\nHowever the noodles were perfect but the broth to noodles ratio was low so better eat fast or you won't have much soup left before you finish your noodles.\n\nThe meats were good.  Rare steak was thin, tender, and fresh.  Flank was ... well, flanky (chewy & crunchy).  Not my favorite of the meats but when I'm at a pho place for the first time, I like to try the combo with everything to gauge the quality of the place.\n\nThe tripe was thinly sliced so not over powering like some places where you feel as though you're chewing on a clump of rubber bands.  \n\nThe brisket was tender and tasty but was a bit fatty.  Some people like it that way so not necessarily a bad thing.  \n\nI also tried their sausage spring roll.  Had a nice fresh crunch to it though I think they could have been more creative with the meat.  I did like their plum sauce (?) dipping sauce.  \n\nWould I come again?  Yeah i would if I was in the area and didn't have time to go to Oakland to grab a genuine bowl of pho.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FJ2OcvIz49mwWYkVCkouIg", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O6kDSOIjurh6Tv8z6tjcNg", "text": "I was wary to try this place after other reviewers mentioned that the pho was bland and unreasonably priced. I tried the pho here for the first time and ordered the chicken pho. The broth for the pho was just right and not salty. Overall, I thought it was a filling meal and well-priced. My only gripe was that they gave very little bean sprouts and herbs. I will definitely be coming back for pho again, since the flavors are just right for my tastes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r9-HdNseh-ixxpBf5n9EIw", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OI6gJ3Ew8l6ZpRA_SsOWfg", "text": "I didn't have the pho, so no comment there. But I love #19 (not sure what it's called). It's cold rice noodles with shredded lettuce, carrots, bean sprouts, cucumber, and mint leaves topped with Vietnamese egg rolls and a pork skewer. The mint leaves totally make the dish. Oh, and the fish sauce. Best food for lunch ever.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Yj3aTo9CYtGjAAQiPXztoQ", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OvSZCltBimzVzdvxZFBknA", "text": "Their pho isn't bad, to say the least. It's probably one of the better and more convenient pho places around the Berkeley campus, so that's definitely a plus. But I don't really go out of my way to eat at this place. The place is pretty clean too! \n\nI don't really like their beef pho, but their pho ga is pretty light and is probably my favorite dish here. They use white meat for their, and the strips of chicken have a nice consistency. I also like their bun bo hue - from the times I've ordered it - the broth hasn't been too overpowering. Also - they have a rice dish in a clay pot which is very good, albeit the portion is very small. Small portions seem to be a commonality throughout the menu, but it's not too expensive and I'd rather have food that has been prepared cleanly with smaller portions than possibly dirty food. \n\nI really like their three bean drink as well - I think it's under desserts. I can't seem to remember the name of it - but it's pretty good. \n\nOverall, Pho K&K is definitely the best pho that I've had in Berkeley. The cleanliness of the restaurant is probably the most appealing factor to me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZGL72QxAUr1QQ3hFPOmP0w", "date": "2012-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p2biUzZNaLI8s1543uZpEg", "text": "Their menu isnt very impressive, there should be size options, and if it cost 2$ less I'd probably eat there every week. You can get many more varieties of asian noodle soups across the street at Racha and Thai Noodle.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PXJ_tcE0dVAA3Jt7DBzzVQ", "text": "Being a typical Vietnamese who ate Pho all her life, I did not get Pho when I came here. Instead, I got the Com Tam (rice plate). First of all, I was fairly disappointed in the menu and how limited it was. I was used to a wide variety of vermicelli and rice plates but I guess not here. I got Grilled Shrimp with a fried egg for my food. Overall, the food was average. Nothing special about the grilled shrimp. I expected them to have the signature Crab/Shrimp cake that goes with every typical rice plates but they didn't have that at all on the menu.  \n\nMy friend ordered Pho & Bun Bo Hue.  Because I don't eat meat, I didn't get to try it. However, the soup for the Bun Bo Bue looked very clear and I can tell that there was a lack of that spicy kick. Both the soup dish also looked very plain. There wasn't a lot of meat in it . I heard that the Vegetarian Pho is pretty good so maybe I'll try it if I ever decide to come back again.  \n\nOverall, the service saved this place from 2 stars. They were very nice!   Maybe because I am very picky with my Vietnamese food but this place is just too average. It is good enough for Berkeley though since there are no better Pho places in Southside. Until I find a real authentic Vietnamese restaurant in Berkeley, I'll just save my cravings when I go home to my mother's home cooked Pho.\n\n*The only thing I truly liked here was the Thai Tea! :D", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5CGo-ezRwm6Hxm0x_oBjw", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q-bYj08tETaznZyYYm4BoA", "text": "I love this place!! I only ever get the rare beef pho. Very clean, fast, friendly, and fresh.. I've been there many times always perfect!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-0u_vF96wbhG393mrVWH7g", "date": "2011-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QcuVikchXrpqFaNTFAZtwA", "text": "Based on Berkeley standards, for which there is no comparable Pho alternatives, KK deserves a 5-star rating.  The Pho is good and does the job.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cF_s3Kk8d-qeXJvPukb5RQ", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qHQ0ZxuICuNdPn8jGxJuqA", "text": "So, how should I even start this post.\n\nI have not even tried their Pho yet. \nPeople might say, \"why are you reviewing this then?\"\nMy answer would be, \"I sat there for 10 minutes waiting for the waiter to come by; however, instead of serving my friend and I, the waiter decided to serve a group of girls who came in to the restaurant after us.\"\n\nYou know what?\nI might NOT know about the food that they serve; however, I do KNOW that their waiters did not get the proper training on how to serve.\n\nConclusion:  I will not even consider trying this restaurant, and I will definitely not recommend it to my friends.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zWr1Ydittage-mAgSSnK7g", "date": "2012-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qsoJqI7LC4HZ71Lo2tQrAA", "text": "I'm a fan of this place, mostly for its location as there isn't another pho place on southside.  The restaurant is clean, the staff friendly.  I've never actually eaten here, I always get takeout, and the soup is packaged very well. Nothing more disappointing than going home to find that your pho is all over the bag, and that there's some in the car too.  \n\nI'm a big fan of the spring rolls, the peanut sauce that comes with them is fantastic and just creamy enough without looking like it's old or expired. \n\nPretty big portions, good broth (the most important signature of any pho), not too salty.  Nothing special, but sometimes that's a good thing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zTkWFiZm_BW1Ya3xMW5uZA", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r1Im1-h-RJnashZj1dh9zw", "text": "Well, well, well, what do we have here?  A good place for pho if ou're in the Cal Berkeley area and spent all day walking around shopping or just touring what a cute college town looks like.  Or...are just freakin' sick and the only cure is more cowbell, I mean Pho.   Any real asian-american restaurant does not charge for a pot of hot tea.  So I dub K and K officially asian-american restaurant.  The pho bowls are reasonably priced and the music is super pop and fun but now too loud.  \n\nIt never seems too crowded and its pretty nice and clean.  They do take card and they do have those tiny cute little bowls to dip the meat in when you know you just want more rooster sauce with your soup.  They only give you one lime though so if you're a lime junkie, ask for two.  \n\nAnd always...always...always ask for a pot of hot tea.  ITS FREE! ORDER THE HOT TEA! ITS FREE!! WOO HOO!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MxaKSTr4qVj5XtRvbami6g", "date": "2011-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RfPFxh7HUkJkj0nUkNybBQ", "text": "I dropped by Pho K&K today with my girlfriend before I needed to make a long drive over to San Jose. She was worried I'd eat too much pho before I drove but I shrugged it off, claiming that \"Pho K&K doesn't give that much food anyway...\"\n\nFortunately/Unfortunately this wasn't the case this time! I ordered the special and I'm pretty sure they increased their portion sizes to be more like normal pho places! This made me pretty happy and is why they have at least 3 stars in my eyes.\n\nThe soup is pretty dark and slightly more savory/salty than other ones. The noodles aren't left in the soup long enough, I think since they were a little bit tough. I don't think Pho K&K is too generous with the meat, but I really liked the tendons along with the other pieces. Overall the meats aren't the best but good enough!\n\nOne thing we noticed was that the cups are pretty cool! They definitely spent some time making sure the ambiance was good and even though its a pho place it has a classy cup for sodas and the water cups have a pretty unique design. \n\nOverall not bad...not amazing but it has become a solid place to grab pho if need be!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0mtys-a7GzTYz5KrK3xJdQ", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rSdDrJlRR6IHm3cUytvrlA", "text": "The broth was delicious but the serving size of the pho was quite small for a Vietnamese restaurant. They could be more generous on the meat, too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NRazbAppI0SFB7ewpQIa4Q", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sHEmHd6VZYYuJZwqsVbBlg", "text": "bland broth, noodles were fine - not mushy as people claim. definitely the best out of berkeley pho though! people need to stop being picky though, it IS berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TbMiAMq0drkPRATgU5Ik1A", "text": "I waited a couple of months before they opened this place since most places around Berkeley weren't that good (disclaimer: I'm from SoCal). And it's literally one block away from my apartment. The food is decent, definitely more tasteful than most Vietnamese places I've been to around Berkeley. The service is great, even though they're often short on staff. \n\nHope they will stay around.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3xL6vWTdo9tHWjLrwr8j3w", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TOk4PxEc5-e3NV2ReaukLw", "text": "I had lunch there today, and it was about my fifth time there.  I had the pho (#8) and it was fine, along with a Vietnamese Iced Coffee (yum) and a fresh lemonade.  The service was helpful and friendly, and there are nice watercolors on the walls.  \n\nThis place is on Telegraph, just across from Moe's and just a few blocks south of the campus.  It's great for medium quality pho.  The place is clean.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C5iO6VX7aS0-54Vele75QQ", "date": "2011-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V1gLP5EcG7N7U5Ngi2-2bQ", "text": "First of all they messed up on my order. The broth was bland and the meat was wayyyy overcooked, it was chewy and thick. The price of this place was about $1 more than the really good Pho places in Oakland, not worth it. Definitely will not be coming here again", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DJ07MNlcwF1AFbxEe1Ka_w", "date": "2010-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v1kI2Rxslvx1wnbK9bmUGw", "text": "After a night out, waking up dehydrated and slightly groggy left my friends and I craving for some noodle soup. Pho K & K came to the rescue with a big delicious bowl of msg filled goodness with noodles and thinly sliced rare meat! \n\nThe only complaint I have with their pho is that they do not give enough meat. They skimped on the meat as other pho restaurants usually give much more for the price. But overall, I was satisfied with the flavorful broth, soft noodles and yummy basil. This review is only for the pho though--my friend got egg rolls and they didn't look too impressive. If you're craving for some soup on a cold day in Berkeley, give Pho K & K a try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "onDn9x4IK-E9tGdeuY1Iuw", "date": "2011-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V2xsjLvPxM8cvS7aCb9z8g", "text": "Good value and some great fresh items on the menu. Try the papaya salad and the fresh pork rolls.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8WL_j_RlejMq0s2HHVkOYQ", "date": "2012-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W1v4wn4v0R_qLreMCjBI-g", "text": "I've walked by this place so many times living around the corner from it. The Pho was alright, nothing to brag about. The service was shitty. We ne'er got our water cups refilled and she never came by to see if we needed anything. Service is half the visit. I won't come back here", "stars": 2, "user_id": "u3tPEOEIKqUi_QXlHAlrRQ", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W2ao5g5-FO_hfZNbBNrzqA", "text": "woke up this morning (hehe 2pm) and craved pho, heard that there's a new place around so decided to give it a try.\n\nthe interior decor was pretty nice, which i guess should not be surprising considering that it IS a new place and they DID just open.  the purple ceiling tiles and other miscellaneous decoration choices around the place made it look more like a thai restaurant than a pho house though.\n\nmy boyfriend and i both ordered pho dac biets, which includes all the different cow parts.  the plate of nasties (beansprouts, lime, and other green grass ma-jiggers) that usually comes with pho was surprisingly small, but considering that i'm not a fan of putting a forest in my soup it wasn't a biggie for me.  i would say the pho itself was pretty fair, but for some reason my stomach failed to agree and proceeded to protest violently for the next 3 hours, eventually compromising only after some hot chocolate and a slice of west coast pizza.  maybe the broth was too oily?  i have no clue.\n\ni wouldn't say service was terrible since the waiters were pretty friendly, but it for sure reeked of \"inexperience\".  i guess with time and more costumers that would change, but for now it shall remain a point of concern.\n\npoints to consider:\nplay some music.  i don't like controlling my voice just because i could hear my echo.\nless lemon in the water.  if i really can't stand your iced tap water than i'll ask for some lemons\ninclude pictures in the menu.\nprovide sizing options and perhaps add more rice plates to the menu\nfix the credit card machine\n\nhopefully they'll improve soon and learn to actually run a restaurant", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NfO9LuXafV1WN3EMRnrdYQ", "date": "2010-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WeNYH2DsAyHccwjgtn3kuQ", "text": "I love this place. The spring rolls are wonderfully crunchy, and the pho is comforting and just what I want when I'm craving it. The service has always been good, and it's been by far the best pho place I've experienced in Berkeley. \n\nI haven't tried any of the other dishes, but the pho has always been good. I haven't had a problem here like I've had at other places where they cook the noodles wrong and they're all just a massive clump of stuck-together noodles.\n\nIt's a great place, and I'm sorry more people aren't there whenever I go!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kH2thQh6SEIXSW3QYLOXDA", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XEvNHaWjWmQ6JncTIDNKnQ", "text": "Not bad - I went with the beef balls.  Standard for a pho place - pretty much what I would expect for a pho place near the college campus.  But the value was really good - it was maybe a little bit cheaper than other pho places that I've seen.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NlQOP6oMoIG5hddgDN37Bw", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XXZ4HVsZxTMOs3mriJKPAw", "text": "Eh. I havent had a really good bowl of pho in so long, I wonder if I even like pho anymore. Sighs.\n\nAnyways, I ordered the combination pho that had everything in it. it was like $7.50+. So I had high expectations. I did appreciate that the fat wasnt ridiculous (I wanted to take it out but my friend wanted it so I just put it in his bowl). But there was barely any tripe; I had to really look for it. The actual broth was strong with star of anise but I felt like it needed more beef flavor and wasnt too impressed. \n\nWe also ordered shrimp spring rolls. Pretty good but there were only two regular sized spring rolls cut in half....\n\nThe staff is really nice and were pretty good about keeping our water filled. They joked around with us and were always smiling. One of the waiters spilled my water though but accidents happen. Three waiters then proceeded to ask if we were ok and made sure the mess was cleaned up asap. \n\nI probably wont get their pho anymore but I might come back to try their rice dishes since it's so close to campus.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y2fiEWejgzeLaLyVglzHvw", "text": "We went to this restaurant with a group of 8 people. Some of our friends were late, so we just sat at our table and talked for about a half an hour. The wait staff was very welcoming and continued to check in on us and re-fill our waters. I, personally, had my water filled up 10 times during dinner. I did not have to ask to have it filled up at all. They did so anytime it was close to being empty. It was a nice touch. The restaurant was well lit and inviting. The staff had smiles on their faces and were very nice. One of our friends was Vietnamese, so we attempted to say thank you and other things in Vietnamese. The staff got a kick out of it and attempted to help us. \n\nThe food was very delicious. I had a chicken dish that was well seasoned and delicious. A couple of my friends had a type of Pho. They all enjoyed their dishes as well.\n\nIt was well priced and a nice experience overall. I will return to get some more Vietnamese food very soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4ib6qBvIYww_a6Dml6OXXA", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y9cgUbnmTiEc3AZVFvCIww", "text": "As mentioned by the other reviewers, this place is really clean. Attentive staff, clean atmosphere, decent taste. Only comment, I would have preferred lime over lemon but not a big deal. Basically if you're craving pho, it gets the job done.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ryFL5AT_BtZMQSdzse-GjA", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YH6DFfHCQ8JRzSENRCtDCw", "text": "My friend and I tried this place today. The service was great! Friendly, fast, and very accomodating with a couple of requests my friend made with her dish. We shared the goi cuon (spring rolls)- delicious and well priced ($4 for two rolls). We each had pho and the portions were generous. We both thought it was very tasty. We'll be back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "89dX_yDmaRKVz_xrRIvNzA", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zjksl_qvrs1lXCzDkObBjg", "text": "Great atmosphere. Crowded for a Sunday night dinner. Bathroom is super clean. Pho comes out extremely fast. \n\nI ordered the rare beef and tendon. Staff is great! Rare beef and tendon pho wasn't on the menu but they allowed me to have it at no extra charge so yay! Glad that they were friendly and adaptable. Soup was the best part! If I could give it a 4.5 stars , I would. \n\nThe only bad part was that took them awhile to see that I wanted to pay the bill and there wasn't anything super special about the pho.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9M0ohQnRDNjvoXngGgCkiQ", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZjpJ1A5pFzagJyHx0mlYIw", "text": "I heard this place was supposed to be pretty authentic, but it falls short in my opinion. The broth has a flavor to it that I've never tasted in any other restaurant. Maybe this is someone's idea of authentic? \n\nI normally get pho dac biet (pho with everything) wherever I go so that's what I had. Can't really say much else for this place.... the restaurant is clean, the chopsticks and small dipping bowls were clean... I'm just really picky about the quality of my pho.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zSBlIa7ulGJ23TQLDfMHLg", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "T-mMbeoc5U8bauDI5hBhHA", "text": "I wish that this restaurant got more credit that it does. Their pho is pretty good and really cheap. If you're a Berkeley resident/student, you need to understand that the quality of food near campus is fairly low. \n\nTherefore, ADJUST YOUR STANDARDS ACCORDINGLY. I'm tired of reading reviews for the restaurant beating the crap out of them about how this and that sucks. It's BERKELEY, you're not going to find gourmet fine-dining restaurant to bring a date to propose to. \n\nGoing back to the food, Pho K&K is pretty good. I've had pho in almost every city that I've visited or passed through and I'd eat Pho K&K. They have pretty decent broth and their meats are okay. My only complaint is their tendon is overcooked and too gooey but other than that I like their other cuts.\n\nGive this place a try despite the low overall score.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2Qqg3-Kj2eSMAYwAjgldKg", "text": "I wrote this review in part because I thought the existing reviews were a bit harsh. It seems as if many people consider themselves \"Pho experts\" and have rigid expectations about exactly how Pho should be served. I think this place is worth a visit, if you live in Berkeley. Nonetheless, Pho K&K probably should listen to some of the feedback, since apparently meeting expectations is important. \n\nI've eaten Pho at many of the awesome places in Little Saigon in Garden Grove and Westminster, CA, when I lived there. I have also eaten it at places that are less good at it, including Brentwood, San Diego and Boston (e.g. Pho Pasteur) and have a pretty good idea of what the standard is and also what good Pho tastes like. I thought Pho K&K was not as good as Little Saigon, but as good as or better than the other places. \n\nAs far as I know, this is the best Pho you can get south of Berkeley.  I believe that Pho Me Now, which is much higher rated currently, is basically inedible. As such, I think that people should be careful about reviewing Pho K&K negatively, since as far as I can tell, this one of the better restaurants on Telegraph.\n\nA few notes from previous reviews:\n\n- The service sounds like it's gotten a lot better after their first three weeks of business.\n\n- Currently, when you order the rare meat, they put it in before they serve it. My guess is this is a conservative strategy to try to avoid putting off people who are less comfortable with raw meat. If you would like the meat raw, so you can cook it yourself, *just ask for it on the side*. One of my friends requested this, and it was fine.\n\n- The Pho comes with a generous assortment of noodles. I did not notice a lack of meat. The fixings could have been a little more generous, but there was enough. How much basil and sprouts do you really want in your Pho anyways? I actually would prefer it if they offered a small size, as the standard bowl is a bit more than I like to eat.\n\n- In terms of the c\u00e0 ph\u00ea sa \u00e1 (vietnamese iced coffee), if you watch, you can see them making it, they do not use a mix. Probably, if you asked, they would bring you the apparatus and have you make it. Next time, I will ask them to go a little lighter on the condensed milk, as I prefer it strong.\n\n- The desserts were quite delicious, although you have to eat around the ice.\n\n- I also liked that it was quite clean, unlike most Pho places.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P809U8g5cNqC3BKHL-Sk8Q", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3vilLm0rzVuFF2fJJBJ6Qg", "text": "I certainly don't claim to be a Pho expert.  \n\nBut I like this place. The vegetarian pho is always super hot and yummy.  the staff is so friendly it will knock your socks off.  \n\nAnd its walkable from my house... always a plus!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "13k0pFgl2OzI5FB3SgRoEQ", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5e1egro61aXFeS7u9CYEPA", "text": "I came here for dinner and ordered #9 (pho with beef). Food, service, and everything else was decent. Nothing was amazing enough to make this place stand out. Oh, I did have to wait for my beef and noodles to \"cook\" in my bowl because the beef came out very red and the noodles weren't as soft.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8CNGcQd8cVy_RgRb0wFGkA", "text": "I feel bad doing this review because the owners are VERY nice people, but I have to be honest - it's best for their business (hopefully they'll use these reviews to improve the quality of their food) so here goes...\n\nDespite reading the low reviews, I decided to try the place out for myself. First things first, I love love love that this place is clean - not many pho places are. As for the actual pho, reviewers are right. The meat was really tough and not thinly sliced (this goes for the flank and the rare steak). Also, the broth could definitely use a little more flavor. Unless they improve their meat, I probably won't be back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7d6LQAxkLO8Y5EfviOgs3g", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8OKUnOEhml1fuGOC6wr1cw", "text": "Came by for some pho, but I ended up ordering the cubed steak.  Taste-wise, I was pretty satisfied with the meal.  It came with that lemony salt and pepper sauce that I used very liberally and the steak itself was delicious.  On the other hand, there just wasn't that much of it.  The plate was split at about 2/3 (or more) of rice and the rest a mixture of the cubed steak and other filler (mushrooms, onions, etc.).  I really wish there had been more meat, but I guess for 7.50 it wasn't too bad.  \nThe meal definitely tasted great, but the service could've been a bit better.  After we were seated, I guess the server forgot that we weren't part of the group next to us (since the tables are sort of connected) and took a while before she realized we hadn't ordered yet.  Not really a big problem though, and probably more of an honest mistake.\n\nWish their portions were a bit larger (at least of meat) but otherwise a tasty and fairly quick meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uCHi-qeQXR4lYyCFPWQdZw", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aGPrFHWFHn0DPytbfbNNYA", "text": "I've never been able to find any good pho places around Berkeley & I guess my search continues...\n\nPho K&K is decently near campus, however, and the pho is pretty cheap. Unfortunately, the food reflects the price and the pho is simply average/mediocre. I'll admit the setting is a lot classier than I expected, so this might be a good place to take someone on a date if you don't want to spend too much.\n\nOtherwise, Pho K&K is a decent pho place, but it's not the best.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jBl_LsP06eKO1hDPEKU0GA", "text": "I've definitely had better.\n\nNote: I'm not a super big lover of pho, so I would prefer to go to those places with big bowls for cheap prices, because pho is just noodles and meat to me. I end up putting lots of sauce in the soup anyways. \n\nThat being said, if you are like me, then this place is not worth going to. The serving sizes are relatively small, making it a tiny bit pricey for the amount you're given. When I went, service was also a bit slow (as far as refilling our tables' waters go).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sWon__Bjsgq9KeEGgL4iZA", "text": "Today was my second time here and it was significantly better than the first time. The first time i went, I was craving pho and their pho deeply disappointed me. It's expensive (~$7 when in SoCal I can get pho for ~$5). They give a puny amount of bean sprouts and the broth is bland.\n\nThus, this time around I decided to get something else. The first picture I saw on the Yelp page for this restaurant had this bowl with noodles, veggies, egg roll, fish sauce, and bbq meat on a skewer. It looked so good so I decided to order it. My Viet friend helped me figure out what it was (name was hecka long so i don't remember but it was #19). MAN IT WAS SOOOO GOOD. Definitely redeemed the place, though I still can't give more than 3 stars to a place called \"Pho K&K\" but has mediocre pho.\n\nNice and clean restaurant with lots of seating. Service was nothing extraordinary, but not bad either.\n\nTIPS:\n1) Order #19!\n2) Don't get the pho if you're looking for the pho that your mom makes or the pho that you can get in Little Saigon in OC\n3) If you do get the pho, ask for extra bean sprouts. Seriously.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2011-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t7jEjLO2s-TPJeOMzcbXIw", "text": "I'm actually a fan of this place, for several reasons.  But first, let me say that I'm not very picky when it comes to pho.  When I want pho, just about anything satisfies my craving.  \n\nFirst of all, their service is extremely quick.  It's easy to pay and divide up the bill if you're in large groups (just walk up to the register and tell them what you ordered).  Not too expensive, close location, and the hot-spot for hangover food.  \n\nTip #1: If you're feeling extra hungry, ask for extra noodles!  It's FREE. \n\nOverall:  Might not be the best, but it has quick service, easy paying, nice location, and free noodles.  Win.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kVwvb9vW0sPBGryY8slB-w", "date": "2012-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y9eVYhqyrXCvdSPFjNSOqg", "text": "Having only recently discovered pho, I was really excited that this place opened up a block from my apt.  Not being a student nor enjoying bums constantly asking for change, I don't like to venture too far up telegraph.  I'm happy this place opened too because it removed most of the people that were staying below it's massive overhang.  \n\nThat aside, the prices were decent, service was very inexperienced (i was served a glass of ice for my beer... then they whisked that away and gave me a warm empty glass instead.  I'd hate to see them try to manage a busy restaurant),  the broth and noodles were delicious.  I got the #8, there wasn't much tripe or tendon, the beef was good and included meatballs.  My fiance got a vegetarian dish (which makes me happy that they have them since she's a vegetarian) with fried tofu.  She liked it.\n\nI will definitely be going there again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2npRcEMHWVGi5dv4B5CtPw", "date": "2011-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TOlAVHa7FvF_imFIDoxkwQ", "text": "Honestly, this is most authentic and best pho restaurant in Berkeley. Seriously, our only other options would be \"Saigon Eats\", \"Pho me now\", or \"Vietnam Village\" in Asian Ghetto... not to knock these other restaurants, but they're all pretty much \"fast-food\" variations of pho!\n\nK&K workers are super sweet and attentive. The restaurant itself is clean and bright. I've had pho and bun bo hue here a few times, and granted, it doesn't taste like my mom's cooking, but it's probably the best I can do without leaving Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YM5Apb-nIkU3n5Hy67SUpQ", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CvkIdog_1YBJNK7MRC-sFQ", "text": "Most likely I give it a 4, but seeing that the average was 2 1/2 ratings, I thought I might bump it up alittle, since it is one of the best places to get pho in Berkeley, even though it may not be comparable to oakland, but in my opinion, some of oakland's best are now lacking, and this place is a decent pho place to eat.\n\nStill a bit pricy for me, 7.75 for combo pho in just one size. But when I came in here, the place smelled delicious, like a pho restaurant, like I was in a big bowl of pho. The place can't get any cleaner, especially since it just opened, and everything is absolutely new and spotless, especially if you look at the spoons and sauce bowl, it gleams of cleanliness.\n\nI came here with my boyfriend and when he got his bowl he instantly complimented it on its smell and taste. My bowl came out pretty quickly, and it was boiling hot! which I really love. It stayed hot until i finished it, which is a plus. The plate of vegetables were of smaller size than the average pho restaurant, but who cares? how many ppl actually eat more than a stick of basil and all that bean sprouts anyways? I usually feel bad for throwing them away, but in this case, there's not much to do so. and if you wanted more, just ask. The bean sprouts that I had were amazingly fresh and crunchy.\n\nThe rare beef was still red when it got to my table, which is good. The meat on the other hand was very tough, making it very difficult for me to chew. But that was the only problem I could find. The meat was not amazing, but definitely edible. The broth was delicious. And I'm vietnamese, we know how to judge our pho, not this over the top perfectionist that everyone expects. Its pho, a bowl of water, noodles and meat in berkeley, not in some fancy pancy hotel in paris.\n\nThe workers here were also amazingly kind. They always greeted me with this huge smile, the hugest I've seen in any waiter give me, and everytime too, from taking my order, to giving my food, refilling my water, and giving me the bill. And for those who think that Pho Me Now is better, you must not be vietnamese, that thing is inedible pho, I would call it double imitation pho bc even the broth just  tastes horendous.\n\nSeeing as though I did come here a bit after they opened, they improve pretty quickly and people should give this place a try, w.o. coming in and expecting the best of Vietnam in their bowl. One of the closest places to get pho in berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eSovBfz8diIbXYamn5U95Q", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-UQKwn0ziSBFD5D2Edf3eQ", "text": "Good cheap tasty", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ivxHer0659HvKFC7m7R2KQ", "date": "2011-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VK1nkWwCkzes2bisPSyuPA", "text": "I gave it five stars when maybe it deserves four, but other people rated it way too low.  I have to agree with Michael T. on almost everything, especially about this being one of the very few places to get pho in south Berkeley.  Yes, there are some good places in Oakland, but Cal students will not be venturing there on a regular basis.  I really hope this place stays open because their pho is really good.  Yeah, the spring rolls might not be worth it, but I go here for their specialty: pho!\n\nIf you like Pho Me Now then I have a few things to say to you:\n\n1)You're crazy.\n2)You're drunk.\n3)You should definitely like Pho K&K cause it is way better.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZwSG34L8ADHWqO_dYJ7vww", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "APyf4AnPj2vvqDlLHF6vCg", "text": "I agree with the post Hannah W. posted below. \nIt is probably one of the best pho restaurants near campus right now based on tastiness and cost.\nThe beef pho is great- they provide a lot of meat (brisket, rare steak, etc.) and the meat is not too dry. The broth is delicious. The spring rolls are also fresh.\nWhat to avoid:\nThe chicken pho- the broth has a sour, bitter taste. \nThe OJ- artificial and very sugary. I had to ask the servers to dilute the OJ b/c it was so sweet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "b9HtTdP_kVhNdd0Q9dO2QQ", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E3JIzRMrT8fHi8KmqSDdbA", "text": "I've been wanting good pho since I moved to Berkeley 6 months ago and I think we've tried every place in a ten mile radius at this point.  Most pho we've had here is really just 'good enough'.\nFinally we popped into Pho K&K and found what we were looking for; good broth.  It's really the broth that makes the pho.\nBeyond the broth, the meat was perfectly prepared and the noodles had great consistency.\nAs a big plus, the service is quick and friendly and it is one of the cleanest restaurants in all of Berkeley.\nWe will definitely be going back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i5GEfwLBuNplCOXCmldTew", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FRbZHrw0WbhDnGPTPDxovA", "text": "Mediocre pho - not bad but not great. It is a bit pricey; I ordered pho with just noodle and broth (no meat) and it was $5.50, and my can of Sprite was $1.50.\n\nThe workers were friendly though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4Fd1llC9GwigoSX_qGhPog", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lHZZp5YaUVm1eOIAWVUNKw", "text": "There is awesome pho in Oakland and not much can compare to those around West Oakland.\nHowever, this place is decent, and for one of the few pho restaurants in the Berkeley campus area, this is probably the best one. \nCompared to other pho I've eaten, the texture of the noodles was not as good as it can be, but at least it wasn't strands of flour. \nI got the #8 and I usually get #8, cause that's just the benchmark pho bowl. You judge pho by the special. And boy, was the broth was awesome. Awesome meaning tons of MSG. I know it's bad but it still tastes soooo goooood. \n\nThe place is quaint. Service is alright, they watch you drink your water, and once you're done there's another full cup for ya.\nCould do with more meat in the pho. For the price they don't give jack. Got one slice of beef. Don't bother asking them for more ingredients unless you're willing to pay an extra dollar for nothing.\n\nReason for 3 stars:\nWould give 2 stars based solely on the pho quality and price and size. But taking into account location location location, it's pretty good to have a nice pho place near campus", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uxW1SZr_MZW242GmRN-kEQ", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mTGTpkELh_OmaBugk_0Crw", "text": "Pho Ga is my big comfort food when I have a cold...heck, anytime.  I was excited to see this place open up near me, I can even walk to it (I was driving by when I saw it tonight).  \n\nThe broth was delicious and is always the key to a good Pho. It was on the salty side but not too much, just borderline. The chicken tasted fresh and was shredded and a very good amount of it was provided.  The fresh herbs and sprouts were great, I wish I had gotten a little bit more of them however.  (thats my only complaint).\n\nAs others have said, its VERY clean, easy and friendly to eat at. I went there alone tonight actually and it wasn't awkward at all thankfully.  I will be back many more times!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o_HH_3a-XqT8EDcZc2QO3Q", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OJdu7z_5qTzYxd3VT53a_w", "text": "Good location and the mandatory Sunday lunch to cure any hangover. There's a lot of variety and the prices aren't bad. I always order Pho (the one with all the different types of meat..). There isn't really much service at Pho restaurants - but I come for the cheap and OK pho. It hits the spot and it has a convenient location, what more could I ask for?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yYFabFtNtSdvwQ31FB7-jg", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ta_YlLzJ8R53nMOhYCeE8g", "text": "I think that it's not the best pho place ever, but it's really not the worst either. Although I read my friend's review of the place, I know that I needed to try it for myself. \n\nSo it's not perfect, but it's decent. Nice broth for the sick person - which I am for now. There was a decent amount of meat, but broth was kind of bland. I had to add the hosin sauce which I normally do anyways. The bean sprouts looked sad so I didn't add any of those in, but I normally do because they're nice and crisp to contrast the different textures.\n\nIt is a bit pricey - $7.75 for a medium size of pho? There is only one size as well so for those people with bigger stomaches they can't really get more, unless they buy a whole other bowl. \n\nPerhaps they've gotten better since reading comments on yelp. They also apparently closed down for a week or so in the beginning of January to remodel? Perhaps, they made some other changes as well. \n\nNot too bad, I'll be back whenever I'm sick and need a nice bowl of pho.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4RUXeyp_Af2C5t9JFyJlBQ", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tFI8bUdbqRxeMIBZUpq6jA", "text": "Can't speak much on the pho since I got a tofu salad (stellar!) but the tab came out to $31 for our party of 4 voracious eaters. \n\nLuckily, we beat up the lunch-time crowd and got our food minutes after we ordered. (A group of 17 walked in 10 minutes after we sat down).\n\nFrom sticking my nose in other people's business, I noticed that the pho was rather lacking in meat/the good stuff. Despite the unfavorable ratio of noodles:broth:good stuff, I'd still come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "I7beTqX6x_eUbfUdSgjYnA", "text": "Really good pho - both the chicken and vegetarian.  Best Pho in Berkeley, in my opinion.  Their clay pots are the best I've had in the bay area... period.  The staff is friendly and attentive, the place is clean, and to go is pretty quick.  I eat here every week (just about), and I love it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y2wHwIA0beYXnm_l7yCMOg", "date": "2012-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lyp372NPuGfL6KOsnFGFxw", "text": "Pros: Very clean and pretty little place. Really sweet-natured and attentive servers. Clean bathrooms (Haha it says a lot, ok?) Reasonable prices \n\nCons: Pho broth started ok but after a while starts to taste bitter and weird and left my mouth really dry. Meat is kinda chewy.\n\nThis place could have been SO AWESOME. A pho place so close to campus is one of those \"of course!\" ideas like Cream that has everything going for it if well-executed, and yet it doesn't quite work. We got the pho with everything, which only had slightly more meat than the pho with a fraction of everything? The spring rolls were pretty standard, but the pork one had sausages wrapped inside, rather than ground pork, which was surprising but not unpleasant. \n\nOverall, I'd come here again if I was in the mood for pho but was too lazy to drive/ too cheap to order from pho me now\n\nP.S the KK stands for the names of the owner's sons cuteee :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Hjpn4meBXbjJHd8bkG4fSA", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TB7kh3s5haVq5Bw8enWClg", "text": "I've had better Pho and noodles, but it's good for not being in Oakland. Great location and service. Overall very satisfying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U4Tl69UUhWpsWm3HiK9TcA", "date": "2011-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vmh2rMsnEmF1PbHTCILFMQ", "text": "The Pho here was PhoK&King awful! \n\nMy experience here started off bad - the wait staff stared at me blankly, I ask to be seated, couple of seconds of vacant staring from said wait staff, and then realization dawns. I'm shown a table. \n\nI order a bowl of Pho with rare thinly sliced steak, brisket, beef balls. Soon, a plate of sad looking basil, limp bean sprouts, and a forlorn slice of lime are deposited before me. And what is that I see garnishing the sprouts? A long strand of beautiful hair! I point at hair..the plate is whisked off and replaced with a less hirsute version; a sheepish apology is attempted.\n\nThen comes the final disappointment - the meal itself. The broth was a sad excuse for a Pho broth, a homeopathic dilution of the essence of a Pho broth. And in this sea of failure were found floating two thick, chewy slices of steak that showed no visible signs of rareness, one cleaved beef ball, one thick, gristly brisket slice with plasticky looking fat hanging on, and a copious amount of noodle. I squeezed the lime, dropped some sprouts, shredded some basil and dug in. I manage to gulp down most of the meat, slurped some broth and left the vast amount of noodle untouched. I fled! \n\nI don't think there's anything redeeming about this place. It opened recently; I suspect it will close shortly, unless a miracle happens.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "iY0M6OmW8ZpmpKll7BFC4Q", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YpgGhU2M9FwWC30mFd6Ulw", "text": "Okay, I would normally give this place 3 stars. BUT.... here's how it goes.\n\nMy friend and I were about to eat at Norikonoko Japanese Restaurant across the street but found out it was closed. We were hungry already and saw Pho and decided to eat there instead. So we ate here by default haha.\n\nA combo was about $7.25 and the other pho bowls were about $6.75. But they were HUGE!!! Holy crap. I only ate half! The broth and pho itself was good, the shrimp spring rolls we had were alright. \n\nSINCE the bowl was so humongo and I didn't finish everything, I had to get a take out box. Grabbed that gigantic bowl, was pouring it only the plastic cup, and then it accidentally slipped my hands and landed on the other plate of bean sprouts and broke it into 4 different pieces :( I felt so bad and embarrassed that I offered to pay for the plate lol. But they were really nice about it and said \"it was just an accident\" and they smiled.  They even joked around and said \"maybe it's just an old plate!\" to make me feel better. What awesome service!!\n\nFood was decent, portion was good, service excellent.  Because I accidentally broke a plate and they were so nice about it, I'm giving them 5 stars lol. Sorry Pho K & K for making you -1 plate but thank you for being so nice about my clumsiness! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qUUMmANmVRuQxagzH8irhA", "date": "2011-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7RDmmsKvHaBHpkl34a6xlw", "text": "Finally, some decent pho within walking distance of the UC campus.\n\nThe space is small but clean. It looks very plain from the outside and even more plain on the inside.  It goes to show that this place is for eating not for entertaining.\n\nIn the $8 beef combination pho, there's plenty of rare beef,  well done beef and a couple of beef balls. I liked the clean tasting beef broth, not greasy at all.  They give you plenty of basil, sprouts, peppers and lemon.  Thankfully, they don't skimp on these favorites! It could use more tendon and tripe though.  \n\nIt's $6.75 or 7.75 for a medium sized bowl of pho. It's a smaller serving than other pho places in the greater East Bay but it's made well enough to come back often.  Best part yet is that they accept credit cards!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ycO-1DUhYiyL8FtgN3XIqg", "date": "2011-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pLtbzcy-ZrA6pyWod-tBAA", "text": "I'm gonna have to agree with most of the previous reviews and say that this place definitely has a lot to learn about customer service and making pho. Being a new business, I hope they improve down the road, but for now it's just not that great.\n\nI came in with two of my roommates to see if what everyone's been writing is really true. Since Pho K&K is practically down the road from us, it was worth trying it. Their decor and friendliness is surprisingly exemplary for a pho establishment. Everything else, however, is just not up to par. \n\nIt was just the three of us in the whole establishment, yet they somehow managed to screw up orders. We all got the #8 combination (one with everything, one with no flank and no meatballs, and one with no meatballs and steak on the side). Somehow, they only managed to get the one with everything right, and screwed up the other two orders. It's really not that hard considering there was no one else there. \n\nOnce I got my $8 bowl, I stared at it for a while and thought \"where's my meat?\" I think they try to pass it off as a large bowl, allowing them to charge so much. However, I only saw one small piece of each kind of meat in my bowl. ONE PIECE!!! I'm sorry but I need more meat to fill me up (that's what she said?). If that wasn't enough, it didn't even taste that great. The broth was pretty good, and plenty of noodles, but just not enough meat for the price. \n\nLet's hope the owners read these reviews and implement some changes, or else I won't be back. Surprisingly, I saw a \"People love us on Yelp\" sticker on the window. Suspicious much?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "c5dfJhBdWhMmCtvsvXiG-A", "text": "Coming from Seattle, where Pho is just as available as Starbucks, I needed to get my pho fix since I just recently moved here and have had trouble finding some places that serve it...until now!  \n\nSince I recently moved here, I decided to go out for some pho since it's been way too long since I've had some. Came here since it's somewhat close to home and seems legit. Came in for lunch and was pleased that they had a variety of items on their menu aside from pho. Their pho options are great, however it would be nice if they had several sizes since my hubby wanted more and I wanted a little less. We both had the veggie pho and the broth and vegetables were well cooked and tasty. We thoroughly enjoyed it. We did hope that they would have meatballs like some other places we have enjoyed pho, but they sadly did not. \n\nPrices are appropriate for this area, staff is efficient, pho is tasty, and the place is clean. I really like that they are located right on Telegraph and it's easy to get to. I foresee coming back again sometime soon :)\n\nps- the places I frequented back in Seattle that served pho gave out complimentary cream puffs with pho orders. Cream puffs should be the standard everywhere, lol...hint hint ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WSaXBx-Zei0Nq-9_8U6juQ", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "7FzteyaFbG2PCwdGgbH8bg", "text": "They speak Vietnamese! I can order in Vietnamese! The service is fine. They responded well to our requests (i.e. more lemons) and responded promptly. \n\nGot the Bun Bo Hue and it had a decent amount of meat in it, which is good. Tastes nothing special...and it wasn't very spicy as Bun Bo Hue is supposed to be.\n\nTo be honest, I probably won't come back. It's not that the food is bad, it's just....nothing special. It is just A-OK. I'd rather go to Oakland for Bun Bo Hue. My friends ordered Pho and weren't happy with the portions nor the flavor. Not authentic enough, I guess. For Pho, my place would still be Saigon Restaurant II in Richmond (99 Ranch plaza) or Kang Nam Pho down Telegraph.\n\nThey take credit cards without a fee. That's always good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2sKvON3YU5o59Z_N1vzsJw", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zckrHqUKoicZA3CoHVKG0Q", "text": "It pains me to say this, but I had the worst bon bo hue today. The broth was not the bright red I was looking forward to, but a murkey yellow, almost like diluted curry. There was no chili oil or anything. In fact, the broth looked powdery and starchy. Color aside, it was the cuts of meat that really pushed it for me. There was no congealed blood and no cha lua. The steak and brisket was cut way, way too thick and sinewy. The tendon was a huge monster of a chunk. I've never seen a hunk of tendon cut like that served in a noodle soup and it would be more appropriate to use that piece to boil broth. Plus, there wasn't even that much meat at all. The plus side is that they do give you shredded cabbage and mint instead of trying to pass off basil and bean sprouts like some places. The lesson of this is to never get the bon bo hue here again. Just stick with the pho, bon, or rice plates. \n\nPrices are decent. The Vietnamese coffee is only served iced and there is more ice than there is coffee, though it was still good. They do not drip it in front of you, which makes me think that they just make a large drip batch in a coffee maker in the kitchen. It was only $2.\n\nThough as much as I'll complain, I do see myself becoming a regular here, attracted by the good smell and because it's so close. I need a pho fix somehow or at least to satisfy until I get myself to a better pho place. \n\ncash only", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4GSnGToODDcrS4KTVEV0EQ", "text": "As has been mentioned, this is a super clean Vietnamese restaurant. I think I was the first customer of the day at 11:20 or so. Every sriracha bottle was topped off and all of the green caps were perfectly clean with no dried sauce on the tip. The hoisin sauce bottles were similarly immaculate.\n\nI ordered an iced coffee ($2.75), cha gio (Imperial Rolls, $3.50), and Pho Dac Biet (special combo, $7.75) with no cilantro and the rare steak on the side. In addition to the beef pho they also have, Pho Ga, Bun Bo Hue, a Bun dish, Hu Tieu, and several rice plates.\n\nReview summary: Decent flavors. Small portions. Not enough meat in the pho.\n\nLong version:\n\nReading the history of reviews, it appears they've stepped things up since their first month of operation.\n\nI was happy to see that, unlike an earlier review, they bring out the brewing coffee to hypnotically drip in front of you (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA?select=kKejul7ImD74Vg9VpFZpOA). I was worried about how fast it was dripping making the coffee weak (sometimes can take the entire meal) as it finished about 2 minutes after arrival, but the coffee had a nice strong flavor to it.\n\nThe Cha Gio are two smallish rolls with some pickled radish, carrots, and cabbage (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA?select=PWYmCo0gXcIBQ6JRivdIfA) with a thick dipping sauce. I prefer a thinner Nuoc Cham. These tasted OK, but seemed a bit over priced.\n\nThe pho came in a medium sized bowl with a plate of fresh condiments (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA?select=POnktJw5LCvwbNX9ISg3ow). 7 decent sized pieces of rare steak came with some fresh green and white onions (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA?select=GnYYK572VIrKm265XhbPiQ).\n\nThe broth was pretty good. Clear. Beefy with some nice spices. My mouth was getting a little dry so looks like some MSG. The noodles were overcooked and in a slightly harder to unravel than average clump in the bottom of the bowl.\n\nIn contrast to the decent amount of rare steak, the meats in the bowl (flank, brisket, tendon, tripe, beef balls) were in short supply. Half way through the bowl, I had no meat left other than a few rare steak pieces, but still plenty of noodles and broth. Unlike other reviewers, I found the meats to be tender and flavorful. Just not enough.\n\nPho K & K has the makings of some solid food. Just need to step it up a notch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fcdjnsgO8Z5LthXUx3y-lA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0kmjQoaf51e77QmHDga8HA", "text": "I came in here on opening day, and let me just say I am so glad they opened! \n\nAmbiance: \nThe place is bright and clean, and very pleasant inside. Also it smelled good.\n\nFood:\nNote* It's not primarily a vegetarian restaurant, but they do have veg options. \nAs a vegan I was thrilled with the substantial veg menu. They use vegetable broth in the vegetarian pho (with tofu!), which is awesome! That's all I had and it was great!\n\nI will definitely be back to try more!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8QLgVQ1VDlEq7xdXQT6dag", "date": "2010-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2rbthOgVyQPx7tHAr2YRig", "text": "Their menu definitely allows for variety, but the pictures don't help. They make their food look unappealing and less appetizing than it sounds. Why are they offering Chinese-inspired rice and noodle dishes? It's just spaghetti. I'd stick with their burgers and sandwiches, like their cheesesteak. Full of flavor and good to the last bite. Fries can be a bit oversalted, but those little shoestrings are great.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8uf0_plQXukytKYRm14yvg", "text": "I'm one of the people John's taken to experience the cheesesteak here, and I have to agree, it's fantastic.  But, it's true that if someone other than the head woman (elderly asian woman) makes it, it's only ok.  See John D's review for exhaustive details.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pUW9EWvbxb2LIGBG6kNSnA", "date": "2006-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CG3ZTullZuwQfvQFKpZNlA", "text": "Decent burger and much much cheaper than Bongo Burger.\nSatisfies of my occasional lunch burger craving.\nI wish they had good heinz ketchup.\nThe lady there is nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B0y3xh12x1OqEzP01va1ow", "date": "2008-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F75imolVyNjTTinWYfWHUA", "text": "I don't like the food here. I keep coming back because I have a strong aversion to hot dogs and it's the only other place open on the weekends, but I almost always regret it.\n\nThey're fries and burgers don't have any salt. That really bugs me. I had one of their cheesesteak sandwiches and I nearly got sick. Their Hawaiian chicken katsu (they call it pacific islander chicken) probably was the best thing there, but it was a little too oily for my taste. - 4 stars\n\nTheir shakes were good though. +1 star.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "30gnRW4wM87crhkmzoa4Gw", "date": "2008-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fc4IVtYUU31lWOFUhlrM4A", "text": "Taste: 2\nValue: 3\nService: 4\n\nThis review is for a visit about two and a half years ago, back when they first opened. The place was pretty empty, and I walked in here since I thought I'd try it out. The lady at the counter was very friendly. I believe I ordered a chicken broccoli pasta dish, but unfortunately the lady told me that they were out of pasta and broccoli. Instead, she offered to make me something else.\n\nAbout 5-10 minutes later, I was presented with some spaghetti noodles and some cooked chicken on top. It was pretty unappetizing, and I definitely could have done a better myself. She then claimed that the dish was an experiment, the first time she tried making it, and asked me how it was. To be nice, I said it was good. \n\nI'd give this place 1 star, but at least the lady was nice. However, their burgers (or at least the cheesesteak) seems pretty good, so I'll definitely order that if I come again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gD3fbneAnwge622yOpmuOQ", "text": "Burgers are ok...here.  They're a tad bit cheaper here than at Bongo Burger down the street because they're a tad bit more bland (the patty, that is).  There's a tray full of condiments in seemingly unmarked random bottles/containers (looks unappetizing).  Burgers are forgettable but when you need to eat, the portion size can fill you.\n\nThe strawberry milkshake was undrinkable.  Don't believe their picture of it; it looked really good on a hot day.  I give them props for fresh ingredients (milk, a box of fresh strawberries, and ice) but when it came down to blending it together, the proportions were all wrong.  Tasted like watered down icy milk with a splash of strawberry. It was however the first time the young girl made this drink though? She kept asking her mom(?) who was busy at the time on how to make it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hzcrnCeyVR9_voUQeaQHWA", "text": "This place used to be a lot better. I was gone for a few years and it wasn't the same after I got back. I used to like their lunch specials, but they just aren't that great anymore. Kind of mushy or salty. I think the quality of produce they use in their dishes has gone downhill.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lVqTmk4N35qOpjiwGcaHWw", "text": "Always get the grilled chicken sandwich meal here. Little Mom &...well its always the same older Asian lady (at least every time I've been) working there.  Cool little place, decent food, makes me feel comfortable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IcJYgluUgGUZApMtuoYjSg", "date": "2010-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NGLKqJUjAgXwyv41J_cRGQ", "text": "The lady at the front was nice enough, but the food I had was bleh.  \n\nI got the grilled chicken on rice with BBQ sauce.  It was bland and just not appetizing at all.  I wanted to go here because I thought I would definitely be getting food big enough for a couple of meals for less than $10.  It was big enough sure, but ugh.  I did not look forward to eating it again.  ~$5.75\n\nThe fries here are good though.  They were crispy and not burnt, which is enough to satisfy me.  I suppose they could add a bit more salt.  ~$2\n\nIf I ever come back, I think I'll try the cheese steak sandwich and order the fries again.  I'll update my review accordingly.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "PRys9cwafodOKmrgpupP_Q", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_sCLzmVpaPC2KQhl03-TQw", "text": "I've never tried their burgers.  I'm somewhat a fan of their chicken fried rice, although it usually is overwhelmingly salty.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YDfo-y69M-5J60HuXzJdlw", "text": "Had a cheeseburger here that was so downright disgusting, I won't even think of giving this place a second chance. Plenty of better options on northside.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FqGNh-T62Bj0qm3XNqZqcw", "date": "2012-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YpwPZp1gkx2NTaNFQd0w2w", "text": "Alright, so maybe the execution is not so hot.\n\nBut the ideals behind Peppermint Grill make me all giddy inside.  That somebody actually had the balls to open a place like this gives me new hope for the human race.\n\nI guess the best way to describe their culinary tradition is Hawaiian Hapa, but I have a feeling they don't even know what that is.  The resemblance is probably accidental, more likely the result of Asians from Asia trying to make Western food in the West but not quite sure whose palate they're trying to please.\n\nExamples?  Well, \"fish burgers\"... which are not quite as weird if you consider that they're made of salmon... but I think it's adorable that they chose that name over \"salmon burger.\"  The really eccentric items, though - the things that make Peppermint Grill Peppermint Grill - are not the sandwiches but the fixed plates.  Take the \"crispy pork\": something sort of resembling carnitas, except battered and deep-fried, on a bed of white rice, and of course topped with a fried egg.\n\nThing is... Peppermint Grill's food is a lot better when you're reading or writing about it than when you're seeing or eating it.  That fried egg will be overcooked, that batter will be oily and will only loosely hold onto the meat, and its porky inside will include bones.  Plus their fries might as well be microwaved potato chips.\n\nBut between five-star theory and two-star practice, mediated by very low prices, I think three stars is a fair assessment.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nTtPQ4-wBLQuY_c_UJNVNg", "date": "2008-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zmd_nUzg6Gnrd2e6zix_2A", "text": "I wouldn't really come here again. Nothing stands out. The burger is kinda weird tasting and the fries aren't very good. I paid ~$6.50 for a burger, fries and a small drink. Service wasn't bad.\n\nSituated in Northside Asian Ghetto, you won't have a very \"clean\" feel. It makes it rather uncomfortable eating. They leave the condiments sitting out, including the ranch. I don't think ranch is supposed to sit outside at room temperature....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2sKvON3YU5o59Z_N1vzsJw", "date": "2011-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7PU9em6HUVnVIi6T_TzgSQ", "text": "I came up to Berkeley to have lunch with a friend who's doing an internship. He wanted to go the Hearst area, and since I'm not very familiar with the Berkeley location he picked this place.\n\nI walked in and was bombarded with a bunch of options for my food. My friend ordered a double cheeseburger with fries and a drink, which set him back about $10. I ordered soda and the grilled garlic chicken, which comes with rice, egg, soup and salad, which set me back around $7. No idea why my meal with more food costs more than a burger and fries, but that's alright. You pour your own soda, which I like.\n\nMy soup was OK, but it wasn't very flavorful. They use Japanese-style salad dressing in their salad, which was a plus. The egg was a bit overcooked. The rice was a nice consistency, and the grilled garlic chicken was really good. My friend's burger was huge, and he said he enjoyed it, so I'll take his word for it.\n\nThe lady who works there is this sweet Asian lady who talked to us about how hot the weather is (it was 80+ degrees). Very nice.\n\nI wouldn't go out of my way to go back here, but if I'm in the area and I want a cheap eat I wouldn't mind coming back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kNxlninqmXRj7Hh0laNpjg", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3z7312CkIe-GJj1EUdDxZA", "text": "The cheesesteak at the Peppermint Grill is possibly the best sandwich on the planet.  You have to get it from the head woman, though, because the other employees just don't make it like she does.  \n\nWhy so good?  The core of the sandwich is spot on: tasty mid-grade steak is smothered in cheese and garnished with grilled onions.  But, where other cheesesteak places stop, Peppermint just gets started.  The bun is thoroughly buttered before it's toasted on the grill (same grill that cooks the burgers and such, so it's extra flavorful).  Lettuce and tomato are provided as well.  \n\nThen come the sauces.  There's really good BBQ sauce and thousand island on the tables there.  I use both in ridiculous quantities until my sandwich is overflowing with flavor.  The result is just awesome.  I'm not alone on this one; I've brought a handful of others to partake of the cheesesteak, and none have left disappointed (except when the young dude makes them sometimes).  Peppermint Grill 4 eva.  Peace.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3mwfYAbP8dOkYCFVF-2F-Q", "date": "2006-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "FWadSZw0G7HsgKXq7gHTnw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zWnAx2aMMdSpGwaSd5H8kQ", "text": "the only thing seriously attractive about this restaurant is the cute name.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0_YIUSWJLul5_dca5IKS8Q", "text": "It wasnt that great. It was too salty and it was on the slightly expensive side.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OAP126Srcp3hob9ykC9oPQ", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "25jPwPATB2xkDff_MAi99A", "text": "mehh\n\nthe price is too expensive for what they give. \njust normal cheese sandwich.\nbut i like their drink and customer service and the layout of the place", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M4VYCGnr97xCj4I0wJW6OQ", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9p-KIDsostIo9dIwDLZxgQ", "text": "I believe the melt is a relatively recent addition to berkeley! I got the classic and they added tomato and bacon for free. I love grilled cheese!! I wish they would put something other than chips as the side though seems kinda cheap. The restaurant is new and white and has a clean feel so I really like the environment.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N78v3TlH3v3Ze9HVpeMi7Q", "date": "2012-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aZVsv4avKiTBpetPcRgKrQ", "text": "Pricey for a grilled cheese.\nFree bacon is nice.\nSolid soda (made with real sugar instead of high-fructose corn-syrup).\nBut still, pricey.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AckthJikDsJq_56DLd5_8g", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cPw0M21YWNcczpFywZ01pw", "text": "For those of you who are native to the Pasadena/Los Angeles area, The Melt is a much more modern version of Mix n' Munch (http://www.yelp.com/biz/mix-n-munch-south-pasadena#hrid:kmKuoAr9RS-4_rjKun8vlA/src:self). And for those of you who are new to both establishments, you're in for a treat!\n\nThe Melt serves delicious, customizable grilled cheeses that are made to order until late at night. Every order comes with a side of kettle chips and you can add bacon to your melt (at no extra charge, score)! A single order is a big enough portion for a filling meal, but it's slightly on the expensive side.\n\nI personally love the Egg in a Hole for breakfast and the Mission for lunch/dinner. Thinking about The Melt makes me miss Berkeley.. )':", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IXQiagkI4A6MVIohgoxlxg", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eQTpYmSsMXRtV5haVVhmiA", "text": "Pros:\n* Ambiance. The place is modern, clean, and welcoming. The use of plasma screen televisions are key in making this feel like a cool place to eat.\n*Free Drinks w/ College ID: They have a soda machine that dispenses old fashion soda. \n* Location: Located right on Telegraph and Channing. Not too far from Campus, and close to student housing.\n\nCons:\n* Price: I cant seem to justify $5 for a grilled cheese sandwich. Especially when Gordo's is RIGHT next door and I can MUCH more food for the same price. \n\n* Food: I guess this ties in with price, You're getting a grilled cheese sandwich. Maybe if you're a picky eat its fine, but I enjoy food diversity and flavor. The melt lacks this. The soup also isnt very impressive, and the chips are fairly greasy.  Also, for $5 I can get good cheese and Acme bread from Berkeley Bowl, and make a whole slew of grilled cheeses are home.\n\nThe food is good, but not work the price. I wont be coming back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gvcUcixb6tJKMS1BLbIwbA", "date": "2012-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FO6YhrUbmuOsYG8Rs5X2FA", "text": "I went here a few days ago while visiting UCB, and oh my, I had no idea a grilled cheese sandwich could actually taste this good. I came here pretty early in the day (around noon), so there wasn't much of a line. The tables were all taken, so I went back to campus to enjoy my grilled cheese.\n\nI got \"The Mission\" melt, which is a Jalapeno Jack cheese on sourdough bread. I'm one for spicy food, so I really enjoyed this. The bread is definitely heavily oiled/buttered, but that's probably why it tastes so good. There is a decent amount of cheese, but not overpoweringly so.\n\nIt was a bit pricey (about $6 for one melt), and about $9 for the combo including soup. The service is pretty quick, and as a person with an inconveniently long name, I appreciate that they call you by your initials when your food is ready.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q7JMpR_HXi8DaJjYPDRkVA", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l7puFaahenJZpn_Pb3fpbQ", "text": "This place is amazing. The food is great quality and very tasty. I am very impressed with the jalepeno pepper jack melt. I didn't think that any sandwich could top that, but then I stopped in for their weekly special, the jalepeno pepper popper sandwich. I couldn't believe how tasty it was. It has cheddar cheese with jalepenos and a delicious creamy layer of cream cheese. The sandwich was so warm and the texture was perfectly crisp but soft. Besides the sandwich, the restaurant looks great inside, with the white subway tile and sleek metal barstools. To top it off, the melt's soda fountain serves Boylans soda, which is usually 2 dollars a glass bottle in the store. Way better than coke or Pepsi! This place has class. And the servers are super friendly. Even tho it's a little loud, what do you expect, it's not a cafe. Don't listen to the other people on here who complain about the prices. It's the experience that matters, and this place is a great addition to telegraph. Definitely a must see.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-fGUaLfPIGr5aa1q4jLq0g", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nYEytG5pTodHld3TY20-Sw", "text": "Meh. \nI looooove me some grilled cheese, but forreal $9 for a grilled cheese meal? Puh-lease, I can make myself a heartier one at home for less than two bucks. This place is definitely overpriced and overrated.\nI like that they give you free bacon and tomatoes though, and they do have some interesting flavors. It's actually pretty tasty, but I can't justify the price for the quality and quantity of the meal.\nI'll indulge in this once in awhile because I live in the dorms and I don't have a kitchen available, but this is definitely out of my poor college student budget.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YlP6h98eZQnJ8TjTTVguSw", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PyZwDIrtgBpm7G0D9y8pbQ", "text": "I ordered The Classic Combo and it was mediocre at best. The significant portion of positive reviews are from the period of free giveaway. At the $9 price tag, the portion was extremely small. \n\nThe only positive aspect is the superior customer service and the \"high-tech\" atmosphere. \n\nPersonally, I would not eat here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DzYCk-QXbdd9oRwmQy5ftg", "date": "2012-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sVHmPm3zvSRg8SNxOpI6LQ", "text": "This particular branch has been open for not too long (maybe ~1 week?), and I was told that there are 3 other restaurants in San Francisco, and one other in Stanford.  Had the chance to stop by to try this pace with a friend.  This time I ordered the weekly special, which consisted of a \"Grilled Mac and Cheese sandwich and tomato soup w/chips\".  These are my impressions after my initial visit:\n\nPros:\n-Love grilled cheese sandwiches!  I admit I like having cheese on lots of my food...but there's nothing like a delicious grilled cheese sandwich.  My grilled mac and cheese sandwich was good.  The tomato soup is a good companion with the grilled cheese.\n-The decor is fun and dare I say, hipster.  (There was a fixie bike outside on offer as a prize...)  The inside is nice and bright with a variety of seating.  If rating just the ambience, definitely at least a 4.  Very appealing and attractive.\n\nCons:\n-Getting a grilled cheese here...is not cheap.  Dare I say, overpriced?  Getting a combo gets you: a grilled cheese sandwich, couple handfuls of chips, and a small bowl of tomato soup.  Cost?  ...$9.  Now...in S.F. that might be cheap (I'm not too familiar with SF food, but every time I've gone, food is expensive.)  But in Berkeley?  You can get much more food that is more filling, larger quantity, and dare I say, better tasting for less.  However...if you're a CAL student, you do get a free drink: choices are fountain drinks, bottled drinks, and canned IZZE sodas.\n-Food is...good, but not great.  I didn't pay attention how the grilled cheese sandwiches were cooked, but the bread was a bit oily.  The texture was good, but I'm not a huge fan of oily bread with grilled cheese.  Tomato soup is...just tomato soup.  It complements the grilled cheese well, but by itself, tastes like just an average soup.\n\nI'm curious to see how this place does in a few months time...I'll be willing to come back here if I didn't want to eat a lot of other food Berkeley has to offer, since it's quite expensive.  Best of luck to The Melt.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3eNXSh82_4UThqhJBwkrbA", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ud7hPzPnKZw_MP18PQM4QA", "text": "I'm going to guess that the \"not enough food for the cost\" folks are starving students, 'cause I thought it was plenty! It's certainly enough calories! I took home the second half of my sandwich!  The black bean soup was very filling and tastey! Also my sandwich was good! nice and spicy with the cream cheese / jalapeno combo! the bread was greasy, but of course - as one would expect in a grilled cheese.\n\nIt was a pleasant surprise that the combo came with a giant pickle and some 'tater chips (as though you needed to add more grease to this meal)... I was bummed there wasn't more things to add to the sandwich like spinach or avocado or more bread choices; but generally a positive experience", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1mPBl1vFBrihrlOTh7IMKQ", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vOiAWM9trJslnMX8eGtkCw", "text": "Yuuuum!!! A fun gourmet grilled cheese place. A lot of ppl are complaining about the price and while it is a tad high ($8.50 for a soup and sandwich combo) it is very filling, high quality, and environmentally friendly. The price does not exceed the quality of the food. Plus, Cal students get a free drink with their ID. That being said, everything about The Melt's business model/advertising is genius, as are their tasty soup and sandwich pairings. They also have awesome breakfast sandwiches. I highly recommend!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kLfH7EmOaiTBaeiLjV-x4A", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YEpjDEznzAfUIlBzv9rh2w", "text": "The Melt is good in a junk food sense.\nDon't go expecting a gourmet sandwich because it's not.\nMelt is pricey.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8STCVV53bPrUVqrRI-7Y2A", "date": "2012-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rsj-1KZ0l9ssjPDHZN7g7Q", "text": "Tips:\n\nIf you order online you can pull up the QR code on your smartphone and The Melt has a scanner for you to check-in for your order to start cooking. You get to skip the line!\n\n--------------------------------------------------\n\nSo it's about $4.89 for just a sandwich and around $9 for a sandwich and soup combo.\n\nItalian Job - My favorite so far at The Melt. This sandwich is grilled on top of a special garlic bread which tastes amazing! I highly recommend getting this sandwich.\n\nThe Mission - A sandwich with pepperjack cheese and personally I was a bit disappointed with this sandwich. It's too spicy for my taste because I don't take spicy foods very well.\n\nSweet Corn soup - Very sweet and delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vKA7k5G7Ohg6hKQmY1HbOQ", "text": "Taste: 4 Stars (not much of a grill cheese expert, but I like their bread & cheese! You don't get that yucky taste from paninis that are drenched in non-stick spray)\n\nPortion & Price: 1 Star ($10 for a combo is way too expensive... especially when the portion is so small! Although their ingredients are probably top notch, the price is still too much for college students...)\n\nOverall: 3 Stars... Would have been a 2 stars, but I give them props for using good ingredients & trying to be green. However, the price is still too much just for a small grill cheese, small soup, some potato chips, and a drink.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "n3VHYaheh-VwiHaRzCC-vA", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yj3N6-AYV2yYRWHiSKpYVw", "text": "Came here for the free sandwich+soup combo that they were handing out a few weeks ago and got the Asiago combo, which contained brie cheese (mmm!!). This place definitely is filled with comfort food, but I really have to wonder how they can justify the high price. I know that it's brie, and it's accompanied by delicious mushroom soup, but a $9 for a grilled cheese sandwich and a small cup of soup is crazy expensive.\n\nHowever, the technology (for lack of a better word) they use inside the restaurant is quite innovative relative to Berkeley standards. You can order in advance and Berkeley students get a free drink with their student ID!\n\nOn another note, I really like how they got into the Berkeley community through their participation at Caltopia and how they gave away free sandwiches.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GAN58K7hTuWZv7u_nd9wwg", "text": "I have not been to the restaurant on Telegraph. But they were raffling off a cool bike at Caltopia today, though, and I entered to win and stood in a long line for quarter-sized pieces of grilled cheese sandwiches:  I scooped up two flavors and wanted to try all three that they presented but I felt guilty. The kids moving the sandwiches didn't care. I should have taken more after the long line.\n\nMy two samples were very, very good. I can't make that same sandwich: they must use good grease and a fast, hot grilling technique. It was very tasty.\n\nEight bucks for bread and cheese and labor and marketing and rent?  In 2012? That's about what things cost. Doesn't it cost that much to buy a meal at McDonald's and more at Chipotle?\n\nThey are selling comfort food to college kids. \nAnd, price aside, the sandwiches were really good. But, then again, I did not pay and I never would. \n\nA grilled brie would cost me at least three or four bucks in ingredients cause I would only buy very good bread, grill in good butter and buy very good cheese. Is that what Melt does? At this Caltopia booth, no info:  just kids working very hard to keep up with the endless line.\n\nI bet they do very well.\n\nI believe economic research demonstrates that out of all categories of society, college students as a class have more disposable income than almost any other social category. They typically don't have any debt service, live in dorms or shared housing that is lower than working folks pay and parents still supporting them.\n\nI know it is the tradition for all students to gripe about being poor and I know the economy has bitten into college kids' lifestyles -- just like almost everyone's lifestyles -- but I am confident kids will have money to buy yummy comfort food like these sandwiches.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ibuyAmQFgjt1MuwYvFa9MA", "date": "2012-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PjfhZpZw0ZcSMTp627pmBg", "text": "5$ for a grilled cheese sandwich.....The restaurant itself is nice and the staff was friendly......but all they have are grilled cheese sandwich, no different from what you and I can make at home for 5$", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZyfiPLliJBZN2MKQQPvUjA", "text": "They were giving out FREE food Thurs 8/23/12 until the food runs out on or before Midnight.  Stood in line for 1hr, we are crazy!  \n\nWhen got a sample of the Mushroom soup while in line.  Good it was free, just ok tasting.  We got to try The Mission Combo, no meat given.  It came with a grilled cheese sandwich, pickle, chips, & soup (Sweet Corn Tortilla), plus a cup to help our self to a drink I picked Boylan Rootbeer.\n\nCAL Marching Band came up & played for us.  That was nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "08mOpJRCpZe3D8UHszP4FA", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lcrDpWUzicU8BlnTY4SEAQ", "text": "So this place was great for a late night nosh after a show at the Greek Theater, but I seriously doubt I would return...I had the Classic Combo - it was cheesy, but the bread really isn't grilled well....it's too doughy, and everything is way to salty. Also the price of the food for what you get is just not worth it.\nDefinitely on okay choice if you just want a cheesy sleazy snack...middle of the road choice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ze3XEeoCklz-k-fqI9PNKw", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XZbq2YK_tmoJmkeeSdjOxg", "text": "Fighting World Hunger..one small grilled cheese sandwich at a time?\n\n\nMind you..I understand this is a business that needs to be profitable so they can accomplish thier goal of helping to feed the needy, but you have the needy right outside your door.... so start there. \n\nI am a fan of most foods filled with cheese, so I was convinced by a line of people this would be worth the wait. Well, needless to say I was BAMBOOZLED..but I am glad I wasn't the only one. I had a Classic Combo, tastey, yet slightly missing the mark. Besides..you can really make it at home for less than nine dollors.\n\nOverall nice set up, good service and cause, but I think one time is good enough.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8d9HhuKC0fK3OtQJUWmr1A", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3m92hZkFjot-zx2lSXjkLg", "text": "Meh.\n\nI was excited about this place and thought it was promising, but it unfortunately didn't live up to the hype. I got the Mission Combo (Jalape\u00f1o Pepper Jack on Sourdough & Sweet Corn Tortilla Soup) for $8.75. It's a bit pricey for what it actually is. The little cup of soup is $3.95 alone, and it's not even good. It tasted like pureed baby food with a mushy/grainy texture. Bleh. I didn't even finish it. The sandwich was okay, but it could have used some more cheese. It wasn't oozing the gooey goodness that I was craving, but the flavors were decent. Each sandwich comes with Kettle brand chips and a pickle spear.\n\nHowever, I did enjoy the atmosphere. The decor is bright and pleasing to the eye. They have a screen that shows you all the upcoming orders so that you can see if they are working on your order and what place you are in. They also have the option to order your meal online, allowing you to skip the line when you get there by scanning the QR code you are given. Very techy but cool. Someone from the marketing team came over to our table to gauge our opinions on the price and the product, which showed me that the company actually cared about the satisfaction of their customers and their overall experience while dining. \n\nP.S. They add bacon and/or tomatoes onto your sandwich for FREE and give Cal students a FREE drink with the purchase of a combo.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u9zzNLgPz66UXGm4kCP2bA", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hFvDCBJp4LVT6RcPPf94ZQ", "text": "Ordered The Mission combo ($8.75) today for lunch. The Mission is jalapeno pepper jack cheese on sour dough bread. The soup included is the sweet corn tortilla. To be honest, the sandwich was way too basic and ordinary. The soup tastes better than the sandwich. The pickle just didn't fit with the sandwich so I just dipped it in the soup.\n\nFor $8.75, the price is way too high. Ordering online doesn't really help with the wait. There were at least 20 people staffed today for opening but it was so slow. It's not like Chipotle where you can just go in and out in a few minutes. I waited for a good ten minutes for my combo even after scanning the QR code at the counter. I don't anticipate long lines here for what it's worth. Sadly, an acquaintance who knows the owner of the chain highly recommended The Melt to me but after trying it today, wouldn't recommend it right off the bat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QjQF_P11ncrksahvrPewGA", "text": "The Melt has scheduled giveaways but i missed them. menu has 5 staple sammies. sammie (4.95), soup (3.95), combo (8.95+). \n\neats: italian job, sammie, fontina & provolone(4.95)\n-interesting taste of cheese, garlic bread greasy\n-1/2 spear pickle crunchy, not sour\n-potato chips semithicked, way too salty\n\n\ncrumbs:\n-mechanized system, humans friendly, courteous, efficient.\n-soup made by machines as is sammie.....\n-little parking available\n-some inside seating available\n--is the competition toast? very efficient dispensing of food.\n-value resides in the eyes of the beholder.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "v0-dvZ86ddQn0EEkSoC40A", "text": "--General\nThey were giving away free combo meals for their opening promotion, and I went twice (I'm sorry, hehe). It's very close to campus and conveniently located, and the atmosphere is very modern, young, and cute. There is seating inside, but not too much especially for groups. Try to have somewhere else to eat the sandwich or hope you get lucky (grassy areas on campus is a good idea and close by!)\n\n--Food\nTheir combo is $9 for a grilled cheese sandwich, a soup, chips, and a pickle, all conveniently packaged into a nice little to-go box. A grilled cheese by itself is $5 and a soup is $4, if you get them singly.\n\nI personally love the portions for the combo, its just the perfect amount of food for me to be satisfied/full without bursting like typical American portions. I do know that a lot of my friends eat more than me, so you may have a different opinion.\n\nThe grilled cheeses are delicious! Probably the best grilled cheeses I've had; I've tried The Classic with the Two Tomato Basil Soup, and The Mission Job with the Corn Tortilla Soup. Both were great, but I'd recommend the Classic over the Mission Job. Their tomato soup is amazing (I don't usually like tomato soup), and their chips are quality chips.\n\nI realize this place is a bit pricey for what you get, but I'd recommend trying it at least once!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RepuhCglksbbZp4SY8VzFA", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bM_9qOM2OcqIdK4p90wmgA", "text": "This is a brand new store. They were offering people\n free food until closing time. So I jump into their line of people and waited for a free meal.\n\nWhy did their grilled cheese sandwich was better than mine. And, how is it that their tomato soup is good to the to the last slurp.\n\nThis was the best tasting meal I've had all week.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UL9SYGy0Nrit-XvFakhQ5Q", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "GOTh1IHee56nFanFjxo9PQ", "text": "BASIC grilled cheese sandwiches. That's basically what you're paying $7-9 for. \n\nI ordered the Parisian (Brie with honey apple on Country French). It comes with some potato chips and a half-sliced pickle. I thought the apple pieces gave it a nice little hint of sweetness...but still nothing special. \n\nI was a little iffy about the price before I decided to order, but I thought \"What the hell...these must be some damn good grilled cheese sandwiches if they're going to be this expensive.\" \n\nBut nope! That def wasn't the case...\n\nI assume if you're a grilled cheese fanatic, you'd love this place. But I'm not....so this is why I sum up my experience as \"meh\"", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ouMxQRZDyS0BDNbTSJdo_Q", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 6, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "8mTSAWzdWIA7z1l7q-8lJQ", "text": "Dude... nine bucks for a underwhelming, and more importantly, tiny grilled cheese sandwich in a college town filled with starving students and homeless Phish-heads with dogs to feed?  Okay, College Ave. I'd understand, but Telegraph?  Really?  Yeah yeah, the line's out the door right now -- perhaps the fact they're giving away FREE grilled cheese sandwiches may have everything to do with that.  LMAO.  \n\nEpic fail.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ck0olfhiDylsuO96PY8_Jw", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MW8FNQJf7obTv1JHa6Yb3A", "text": "During move-in weekend every time I passed by The Melt the line was out the door. After I finally got my things settled in and had some free time I decided to give this place a try. I chatted a bit with the manager and found out that the restaurant is only a few days old! You can certainly tell it's new by the perky attitudes of the employees and super cleanliness of the place. The atmosphere of the restaurant immediately reminded me of Burger Lounge in San Diego. The combination of orange and white colors, the sustainable eating utensils and packaging, and the the simple menu all were a friendly welcome. \n\nNow onto the food. I tried the weekly special which was the pizza melt sandwich. They layer pepperoni, fontina and provolone cheese, and pizza sauce between slices of garlic bread. You can also add bacon or tomato for free which I think is pretty awesome. The combo comes with a side of soup (with this sandwich, tomato basil), some chips, a pickle and a drink. Cal students get the drink for free with your Cal1 card! \n\nThe sandwich itself was pretty tasty. Nothing spectacular. The soup, however, was really good. As good, if not better, than the sandwich. And not being a fan of tomato soup to begin with that's saying a lot. It was rich, creamy, and really flavorful. Dip the sandwich into the soup. DO IT. \n\nOverall the food is a bit pricey, so I'll deem The Melt an occassional visit kinda place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ScIkaBZklernRiUSfJA_Hw", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_0KOA_y2BdE-N-9p8aQ0rQ", "text": "Came on a Friday around lunchtime, and boy was it crowded! Luckily, I was able to order online so I could avoid the line; all I had to do was go scan my QR code receipt at the front to input my order. I didn't have to wait long, it probably only took a total of 5 minutes after I had placed my order for them to make it!\n\nI got the Parisian combo: Brie and Apple honey grilled cheese with wild mushroom soup, which comes with some chips and a pickle. The soup was pretty tasty, although the color was a grayish-brown and not very appetizing looking. The grilled cheese, on the other hand, looked pretty impressive! The bread was a seasoned french roll, and I got a free bacon add-on! However, the combo of the Brie with Apple Honey didn't work for me: The honey overpowered the cheese, and my sandwich just tasted sweet... If I come back, I'll definitely be trying a different sandwich!\n\nOverall, I was very impressed with the efficiency of the restaurant and their menu options, but not so impressed with the Parisian combo I chose (but the other combos look like they could be much tastier). Also, at $9 per combo, it's pretty pricy for a grilled cheese sandwich and soup. I'll probably come back to try other combos, but it's not exactly a go-to place for me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "fZVvW32FiUCGNckbBjw-qw", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 2, "funny": 13}, "review_id": "7Iltf_pTZ0wNThK0TcVp9g", "text": "either,\n\npeel my cheese \nfrom filmy plastic squares.\nsquare it down with two bleach-white \nwonder slices- \n\nor, \n\ncarve me a wedge of something french and erudite \nstucco it between the bread of artisans   \nand elevate my brow. \n\nbut, \n\ndo not ask me to dwell \nin this liminal sandwich. \nto revel in it's half-baked\naspirations towards gastronomy. \n\nthis sandwich, \n--\"baguette\" giving like a colombo roll, \nbacon steamed and waxy, \nwaning in a stingy stratum of \nbaby brie, (so fetal in flavor)--  \nis a charlatan! \n\nAnd I cannot pay $8.00 \nto indulge you and your ketchup soup's \ndelusions, \nposer sandwich. \n\nBut I like your staff and you have very clean bathrooms.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "djk0ytERKxwgXu4p2-DQpQ", "date": "2012-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0NLqJjBCvs9_8EFyxqlADQ", "text": "Mushroom burger or Turkey burger for me whenever I come here. Both of them taste ...standard. No extraordinary ingredients or anything. I think of this place as the equivalent of the bigger fast food chains if there were any in Berkeley (excluding Mickey Ds). \n\nI mean I guess, between McDs and here, I'd go here, but that's not exactly a tough choice, quality and location-wise. The buns are kinda nice--a little crisp and not all soggy and soft. Not much more to say. Cashier/Service was quick and nice. Place is pretty clean. This location doesn't have that much seating and its windows are so big, I almost stepped through the frame of one once because I thought it was the door.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fOBDJdEoxV5q0557hsCyCw", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1H8TKIt1SPAp0abClLVdyQ", "text": "I like this place but they often mess up my food. Almost every time I have to wait for it to be remade... Today I'm in a rush and I had to wait over 20 mins because they acted like it was my fault. Everyone else after me got served before I did. Horrible customer service. I don't think I'll be back here anytime soon.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Y1iZ25a0mAshCSOTrqMDng", "date": "2012-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1J9CizMtDs5JrTc_4ra3Og", "text": "Very yummy, non-greasy, reasonably priced burgers await.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3XdF5zAz790fqA8os74xQQ", "date": "2009-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1OURn_W_LDERosbZQvYo-A", "text": "I have always walked by Bongo Burger and have always heard a lot about it but I had never once gone in and ate any food. It wasn't until last night that my friends stormed into my room happy that finals were over that we decided to get some late dinner at Bongo Burger.\n\nI wasn't too hungry and so I had the large hummus with two pita. The order came to a little more than $4 after tax and I had to take home some of the hummus, sweet! I love hummus and Mediterranean food and so I was kind of suspicious of a burger joint offering hummus. I didn't know that they were Persian and I certainly didn't expect the great hummus! \n\nTheir burgers were pretty sweet (I took a bite out of my friends' burgers) and the crinkle-cut fries are simple but a classic. You could never get enough! \n\nWhile it was a bit expensive than what a burger usually is, their hummus and sides are pretty reasonably priced. I'll have to come back and try the Persian burger or maybe the mushroom burger. I do love my mushrooms (they're my favorite fungus)!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2009-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2TEH10RTZyBGJNF4GBBlEw", "text": "I had never heard of a Persian burger, but this joint has some of the best burgers ever! I was very impressed by the taste. I don't even remember what burger I ordered, but it was really good. The hummus was amazing too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nOri51uWlkVlNygFrDdIFQ", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2uGckZEyjXALYsYaOlqdOA", "text": "There was a period of time in my life where I was going to Bongo Burger every other day. If I had not recently become more concerned with my health, I would probably still be going there as frequently as I did in the past. \n\nFirst off, I just want to say that the meals are definitely filling and worth the $7-9 price. I've had 3 of their burgers: the Persian Burger, the Black Bean Burger, and the Cheeseburger. The Black Bean Burger is by far my least favorite. It tastes like crappy Mexican food mushed up into patty form which is placed in the middle of two pieces of bread. GROSS. The Persian Burger is pretty freaking good, however, my heart is devoted to the Cheeseburger (literally). I can't pinpoint why it tastes so good, but it is very satisfying (maybe it's the Niman Ranch beef). The thick, crisp cut fries are always the right extent of crispiness and are perfected by adding ranch (which is not really ranch but some ranch like sauce. It's the best fake ranch like sauce I've ever had)\n\nThe cartoonish semi-nude picks on the wall also definitely add to the meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OP3Ez-t0TpUDhvyboLH87Q", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "37K8s0EQOBvTAPfnZOX3qA", "text": "SUPER fast service; DELICIOUS food.  Prices are reasonable and very affordable.  I love the option of a half burger on a french baguette  - AWESOME.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3Vuw38TOQxh7_YQBatYezQ", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3bwUcpSQXgDEEm6H_gc6VA", "text": "I decided to check this place out after reading the reviews. I have to admit it didn't disappoint. The Persian burger is served with lamb meat, lettuce, tomato, mayo, served on a roll. If you add the onion rings and a drink, it will cost you around 10 bucks. Now, considering that the portions are huge and definitely tasty, it's a pretty good place to go. If you are looking for some gourmet burgers that have expensive herbs and spices, this isn't the place for you. I'm only talking to those that want some cheap eats and huge portions...good food that's it. What else could you want from a burger joint.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t1UZNFVtkDAYi1YGwzhJKg", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3SNOh2DimsLSphAM7aHg5Q", "text": "I LOVE BONGO BURGER! Whenever I'd walk down from the UCB campus and take the BART home for either lunch or dinner, I'd contemplate about pigging out at this delicious joint.\n\nThe burgers are AMAZING. They (and the fries) are made on-order so everything is fresh and hot when you pick up your order. The buns are toasted to give you that extra bready crisp when you sink your teeth into burger heaven. The meat is the perfect blend of salty, beefy, chewy, soft, and anything else the meat should be on a burger. I love the dressing they use on their burgers to lightly add taste to their shredded lettuce and veggies.\n\nI LOVE these fries. Sometimes I go to this place just for the fries. They are shaped in the crinkle style and perfectly salted. Crispy, crunchy, juicy, moist... yum. The combo meals come with a drink too so you'd get a filling lunch or dinner for just $8 (including tax).\n\nI wish I had a Bongo Burger near where I live now that I've graduated from Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fiJBKvaM-_NiHy_ezug6vw", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4gdxh7dHDzibinOwD9IjyQ", "text": "This place is a solid 3 stars, maybe approaching 4, but I'm only giving them 3 since everything is good, but I'm not sure it's I ever particularly crave it.  I always think my meal was pretty good when I go, but that's sorta the limit of my enthusiasm, \"pretty good.\"\n\nBonuses are that they have some middle-eastern fare in addition to the regular burgers.  This is something you can't get most places.  Stuff like falafel or lamb burger or something.  That and they serve the burgers on something besides Wonder Bread-type buns.  The burgers didn't seem horribly greasy or anything.  Good, but I came for the burger not as much for middle eastern options.\n\nOn the bad side, the location is small and usually pretty cramped if you go when people are there.  I guess you could walk over to People's Park and eat with homeless people or something if you can't deal with the claustrophobic crowding.  It's pretty tiny to eat there.  Oh, yeah, I seem to remember some attitude sometimes, but it's been a while.\n\nI do like the burgers slightly above average.  It's pretty much one of the better cheap-ish burger places near campus, except for Smart Alec's which is a thinner and completely different kind of burger (with baked fries).  Or Oscars which is a grease-slathered cheapo drive in-type Americana burger (good in a sorta trashily delicious way).  Or the overpriced \"gourmet\" burgers at someplace like Barneys.\n\nWho knew there were so many varieties of burgers within a reasonably close distance to campus?\n\nAnyway, decent burger for a sorta healthier fast-food, but not trashy kinda burger with middle eastern options if you want them.  Less obnoxiously hippy-tarian-seeming and faux-healthy than Smart Alec's (just saying, even though Smart Alec's is about as ok). Somehow I can't elevate it to four stars, though, since it's just not stand out better than anything else to me.  I like it but rarely feel the urge to eat here in any addictive way..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "90oTgUFPPnW8vMEIZD4Pdw", "date": "2008-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4t3ExvNaNEd7T8oHcQqVkw", "text": "two words.. Persian Sandwich", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sQVrhqoBU-72Awb0CVnycg", "date": "2010-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "55-Sni0piisjhSL04cwLzA", "text": "When did this place get so expensive? The food is pretty good (esp the mushroom burger), but you can get a sandwich at Gregoire for the same price as some here. For the price of pretty good you can get 'actually good' food elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-85GzMKjLZgOyDCvUAikJA", "date": "2008-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5jQ3njwBcbJWdDMBLtm-uA", "text": "Ah Bongo Burger. So consistent. So wonderful.\n\nI may dream about their onion rings.\n\nThey put grilled onions on their burgers!\n\nI've heard their breakfast food and falafel is pretty good too.\n\nCan bongo burger do anything wrong? I don't know.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q749TIqmrGx8PBa7wupe8Q", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6t56w7jYCvuFzUMT6qiomQ", "text": "I LOVE bongo burger!  Not only for its convenience and proximity to campus, but its delicious mushroom burger!! Def recommend getting that if you're okay with the shrooms :)  Also, I really love the fries here, they remind me of mcdonald fries, just without the sogginess.  I always ask for ranch to dip the fries in, and I love it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7SegDeWrzcKb8F0co6SKwg", "text": "", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V1IiWOeVx5oQzhMF7yxtQg", "date": "2007-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "81OF6y4O0SDxEcyaHF9vTA", "text": "Great great great onion rings! Had to start off saying that. The turkey burger I had was a good solid tasty burger (though I was highly upset to learn they didn't have pickles, as no burger, sandwich or the like is quite the same without them). Kudos for the delicious, buttery, flaky bun; it made the burger.  Not the best burger I've ever had, but a solid find ... I wouldn't mind coming again", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fPZdM0FZR9TA0L6MNKWVug", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8zapB4y06SuBw3GesiUgHA", "text": "Keeping rating at 3 stars.\n\nI came here a few weeks ago and tried their persian burger since I've only had it once before. It definitely failed to meet my expectations. The meat was okay, but the sandwich was just very plain. It's definitely not worth the $7-8.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "91_Ga2zotOfMM_sGZZCiew", "text": "Berkeley is too fast food deprived. Come on, burgers that come from a long plastic sleeve of frozen costco patties aren't that great. They're not even good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yX03fcltvA-gGmQ19_lkqg", "date": "2011-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9e6At1lOTUWP1w1U35wdvw", "text": "Best place in Berkeley for a good burger.  I've only tried a couple of the burgers and the steak sandwich - - all good.  Call ahead and order to save some time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_13gmz4ScYcJi4uwmL3BnQ", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Ul4qd6ukJ8_-dVx3dT34w", "text": "I have been craving a turkey burger from Bongo Burger for weeks. I have an extremely sensitive stomach and I didn't get weird after eating here, which is rare for a fast food restaurant. This is because the burgers here are fresh and not super greasy. Amazing. Check it out if you are in the area and are craving a burger. Can't wait to eat there again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rubP_lHOXVA7QtTU1C4usw", "date": "2009-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9uSVjHQYmqNRtVWnshuBwg", "text": "Mmmmmm. I love Bongo Burger. It's my favorite burger place in Berkeley.\nI usually get the hamburger combo. The hamburger bun is crisp on the outside and soft on the inside. The beef is nicely cooked and all the fillings match up nicely. It does drip a bit but it doesn't get too messy. However, the best thing about bongo burger is the FRIES. The crinkle-cut is pretty unique. They are crispy and nicely salted. It's not oily at all. Even after they've gone cold, they've still got that crunch. So delicious. I would go back just to get the fries. The food is five stars. Nom nom nom.\n\nAs for the restaurant itself, there's ample seating and I've never had trouble finding a space to sit. The service is nice and quick. The location can lead to some interesting characters but the restaurant workers are pretty good at solving issues.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7Ie-nsZzBY7AWf6OdjBPUw", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9ut0k1kp8n7KzxGR-sauKw", "text": "I am a vegetarian and I love to eat here.  Usually I get the falaffel and it is delicious!  When I was broke and driving home I would often stop here and get some dinner.  This place is inexpensive.  I love it.  They need more of these everywhere.  The food is fresh.  I probably ate there 50 times, and never a bad experience.  A great place when you want to get full and not spend much.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8Nvvqnb60aFlZutylZd-Aw", "date": "2007-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A8-bnbRr7kTWvSszUlfJzA", "text": "This place is the definition of a greasy spoon.  I ordered a cheeseburger meal and was satisfied, but it didn't blow my burger mind or anything.  My companion got a turkey burger and was left asking \"where's the beef\" (translation: less than impressed).  You have to go behind the counter to use the bathroom, which I would rate 1 star (tiny, dirty, walk past the kitchen crew preparing raw meat, etc.).\n\nOverall, I'd say it's a decent place to get a cheap, quick greasy fix.  Burger connoisseurs should go elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Mg8JI2Z_ynElTfqeProJhA", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AggALX8Ot--03K6slTxSNQ", "text": "Blast to the past!! We used to eat these when we lived in Berkeley, and this week end we took our youngest son to his dorm, and we had Bongo Burgers.... As tasty as we remember it!!\nI guess good things don't need to change!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "grFjhD2zEzfjo7Gbp8JvoQ", "date": "2010-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BLFn2O2fm2iUJ7T0j1QZ2Q", "text": "persian burger so good!!! thats it", "stars": 5, "user_id": "o9zhrbHlaMhW9-dxxfOy5w", "date": "2008-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bm9hfKMpWzsPnpXT8Wh5CA", "text": "Nice little place to grab some great old fashion burgers and crinkle fries. The burgers are pretty big.  Location is descent with little shops around it. Neighborhood is a little ruff after dark. All in all, great food at a good price. Worth the stop.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ztHAiusVgTgXUkRPq4S3Sg", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BpzjKVS9YaMPLS-DSGMJVw", "text": "The burgers are above average. The prices are a little steep however. \n\nPersian Burger is AMAZING and you must try it. Perks to this place are they have a nice seating area and the environment is warm and welcoming. They give you ranch and ketchup to dip your burgers and fries in so that is nice. The fries are average usually, and sometimes not freshly made.\n\nOverall: Great burgers, but pricey for college students. Might as well go all in and try the Persian Burger!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vJowd4g_m4XZr9LQwylxvg", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b_W_A5pSqdG2h9fbJtJkPQ", "text": "I went here after a few cold beverages at Raleighs. Because I thought the wings were a joke, I was still hungry and didn't want to drive all over Berkeley. \n I've learned never to watch anyone cook my food, so I ordered my double burger combo and sat.  I wish I would have eating there, but my potty was calling me at home, so I had to take it to go. Even ten minutes after I got it, it was hot and tasty.  \n Next time I'll eat there. The fries were good, as well as the Baklava. Service was fine too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ci2FtyUgZnnNi0y6-tRYEA", "date": "2008-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BYuL1AW0hfa04K1Xwd4-LQ", "text": "I am by no means a burger fan. Honestly, the only ones I'll really consider eating are Wendy's. But Bongo Burger is my exception. The best burger-and-fries joint I have ever stepped foot in. Service is good (though the guys behind the counter tend to eye me more often than not). Prices are fair. Seating is always available. Yum!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5xtUNEJQy1AGNrxcRO-CJQ", "date": "2009-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B-zCQZeM7NGpTUDDIEPEzw", "text": "bongo burger...not bad ...but not the best.  If I am in the neighborhood, I'll stop by.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6XbiHmXB3oxBQIztMRMB7Q", "date": "2009-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cAJkB6w5ImcXPujyxJ_40A", "text": "After I tried their delicious Eggplant Plate, that's all I ever get when I come here. The perfect combination of veggies + swiss cheese + hummus that you can scoop up in one delicious bite with pita bread, yum!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "80c-iTn8XdxuTdCQ6L_fpA", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CI0tPYaCN1V5Nh78IYRlqQ", "text": "I'm not really a burger kinda guy, but dam bongos makes some dam good burgers. The bread was of the hook. I like this place a lot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Nmwm-2JwCw8yRRKqAFnCyg", "date": "2010-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CI6Rwk3gFsgOlhO2UBn1GA", "text": "A coworker had recommended Bongo Burger to a group of us and so we all adventured over to Bongo Burger for some lunch.  After an adventure through Telegraph to find the restaurant, we ordered and got our food.  \n\nI ordered a bacon burger with fries. The burger included a thin pattie cooked well done on a toasted sesame bun filled with the standard condiments in it.  The fries were swiggly fries that were slightly crunchy, but mostly soft.  In general, I was not too wowed by the meal.  I really didn't like the amount of sesame that was on the bun (a few flakes I can deal with, an entire bun with toasted sesame?  not so much) and the meat didn't have much flavor.  I only a few of my french fries but I couldn't have cared much for them.  They weren't seasoned nor did they hold that crunch french fry texture.\n\nMy coworkers weren't too equally impressed by their burgers, though my friend's chicken sandwich looked a lot more appetizing and fulfilling than our burgers did...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OYBq-S-PS6M5bgTUsJLLIw", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cTBsuy8JTIwHXgja_Y7N9A", "text": "i only tried the all american burger, which had a nice toasted bun with cheese, medium well done patty, lettuce and tomato. it was quite delicious, esp the way that toasted the bun!! i wish the meat could be a little hotter since i like hot cold, but over all, pretty good food. it was $4.95 for the burger, didn't come with fries or drink. nice hanging out location for students. would i go again? i think so!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vyep8gxALFlLA-Yt9xnyIQ", "date": "2010-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DHGdcB02C08PPdrHcNfkmg", "text": "The black bean burger is so good!\n\nIt's a real no-frills place with good burgers.  My husband got the falafel, and he thought it was just ok, but I loved my [black bean] burger and my sister really enjoyed her bacon burger.  The fries are pretty standard, and there are fountain drinks, fresh orange juice, and different teas.\n\nI'd pair up the burgers with a nicer bun, though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k7Phc0-_esRxLUQQvtnw6A", "date": "2008-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DNkZZyeCAkSbr0ilDcEqag", "text": "great muncy food. i have been  literally eating here all my life so i may be a little bias (also i am Persian and my weakness is lamb ) if you are a lamb fan get the Persian burger, if your not a big eater you may even have enough for another meal( this burger is not small )", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y6F4skrByY5QWci4lyqjAw", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dRfJ5mvxiUOPouqeVfirMw", "text": "Went here with a friend after a long bike ride through the Oakland Hills...man did this place hit the spot.\n\nI ordered the persian burger, a delightfully satisfying blend of lamb and beef in a delicious baked roll.  Also ordered the side Mediterranean salad which was a great compliment to the burger.  Add a small drink and french fries for a total $12 and this place just rocked!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LpVJ7DQ0K7qqIqDw_jMdTg", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dxf5wmBVw3s54jeC2eAnhA", "text": "bongo burger s on point. it's one of the few establishments in the telegraph area i haven't grown weary of. admittedly, it's because i try not to come here too much lest i begin looking like i weigh like i come here too much. \n\nbut i am a bit of a burger nerd. and i can spot a quality burger from 45 ketchup packets away. yeah. i measured. \n\ntheir burgers are really good. i only wish they'd use bacon that was less chewy. the bacon they use tastes alright but it sticks in my teeth. \n\nmy favorite item here is the turkey burger. and everyone should try the persian joint. \n\ncrinkle fries are the thizzness. \n\nand that's pretty much it. \n\noh and the workers are always cool as penguin pussy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sMuCtVEcD3fwsabp_qr6sQ", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E0p1eHLDIyax0IcvmJDrpw", "text": "I had their mushroom burger and loved it! It gets everywhere, so I had to eat a lot of it with a fork, but so worth it! For people who like real, somewhat greasy burgers, this is your best bet. (For a delicious burger sans grease, try Smart Alec's up the street.) Every time I pass by there it's pretty crowded, so if you come in a group, have a friend snag a table before it's snatched up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Sdn9fm89tQE3nDQPTKxb7A", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e3Hog_qVEzhNTC_4eMqGMw", "text": "Awesome persian burger, pretty good regular burger, and fast.  A little on the pricey side for fast food, but its worth every penny.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Mr7wLA68M9JsT2SLykiA4A", "date": "2008-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ec3qEAfYcXyfFbv0BDPx-g", "text": "I Would come here and order the mushroom burger meal and every time I would visit, I was always satisfied. The burgers here are absolutely juicy!  Plain and Simple!  I wish there was a Bongo Burger in SD because if there was, I would definitely be there all the time. ):", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n2y3VYdQkpTaA10vHsiO_w", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "efUV-5E98ABhPEL1v0dDfg", "text": "Seems more like a thin restaurant burger than a fast food burger. It's large but thin and not spectacular. It's good but not spectacular to recommend.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EPvz3C4wogBzT-SpksgHGg", "text": "so, after going back here a couple more times i'm upgrading these dudes to a solid 5. the burger and sandwiches are consistently delicious. they cook everything to order and put care into the preparation, which is unusual at this price range. usually for 3-6 bucks you'll get a heat lamp burger. the crispy bun is what really wins me over i think. something about a toasted burger bun paired with a juicy (medium rare on request) hamburger patty is just the bees knees. also the turkey burger is one of the best i've ever had. all of this is enough for me to look past the backward drink refill policy. plus i usually just pickup a 40oz on the way home anyway.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y0cCcyxKUsOBjyN10qtkZg", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ER2mIeh5geds-uKZT4g9Vg", "text": "Their Persian burger was great", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I-qeWd7JC5Ob8oQKqQKcNA", "date": "2010-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ErkEqeigGTmP4ydPXQit0A", "text": "The vegetarian bean burger was fantastic!  The fries were crinkle cut, which always makes me happy.  The woman behind the counter was nice enough and the burgers came out quickly.\n\nThey charged for refills, which made me a little sad since I love refills.  Even if you only get one.  Just one refill would have helped this place boost itself in my rating.  So if you aren't a soda fan, this place might be burger heaven on earth for you", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OBDbLgzFw-qTbVp3LfbiRg", "date": "2009-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F1jcfEHv-1cRwV7WAJFbJA", "text": "Pretty good burger - but, if you are hooked on this place, take a little visit to the restroom -         G R O S S.  I WILL NEVER GO AGAIN.  This is the same restroom the staff uses and it is not habitable.  Repeat - inhabitable - should not pass any inspection in my estimation.  Who cares about the food - get a quick peek in here and you'll not care any longer!  Note to any wheelchair visitor - there is NO WAY you would ever be able to use this restroom.  I don't know how the City of Berkeley and their ADA requirements allow this.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "3OKTEsU2TqhPDbdlwlsjYw", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F49rCpklW6gWhZ6L5unI_w", "text": "OMG! I am crazy for their dolmas! They are homemade and cost 50 cents each. Also the burgers. I so love the Persian Burger, so big I save half for lunch the next day. It is lamb on super fresh roll. Black Bean Burger is flavorful, moist, so heathy I get the fries too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bnqBKyeFfSX13HYxKj_Y5A", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FOIM0qzCeQIQsB1ClLrafQ", "text": "Bongo Burger is one of those places you go to when you're really hungry and just really want a burger and fries. They have other stuff too, of which I've only tried the lamb sandwich, which was delicious.\n\nRecently they changed their buns so it's kinda hit and miss with those. They are either too big and crispy or flaky and hard. Every now and then you'll get one that is perfect-soft on the inside and slightly crisp on the outside. Fabulous. \n\nI don't know what the poster below me is talking about with the meat being \"too red\" since they seem to cook their meat medium well to well. I've never had a red burger from there-seems like you can't really cook ground meat like that. \n\nAnyway, the service is fine-to be expected from a fast food place. They are a bit standoffish, which honestly works in my favor because I can't stand overly friendly staff. Yes, you have to get your fat, lazy ass up to get forks and ketchup and salt and other things you might need. This is a three-steps up from McDonald's fast food place, not Harris'.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RnVUwYXDKlOD-v26-5hp5Q", "date": "2008-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fR5kcf9bVzzmcjVvkCyFNg", "text": "the persian burger may be the most flavorful i've ever had.  the taste of lamb and swiss cheese will be permanently ingrained in my taste buds' memory.  although, my only complaint has to be too much bread and not enough meat.  but it's a minor transgression for the best...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bkjhcbYD2Y7cIxMOy8OJkA", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G3ZDf0ACBhNWo8WN3mHQtw", "text": "Bongos is really a three-point-five tops, but Yelp doesn't allow half points, and I'm feeling generous tonight.  The falafel is very good, the fries are too, but the burger ... well, it's my fault for noticing only midway through my dried-out husk of a dead-cow that the \"Best of the Bay\" signs they so proudly display are all from about eight years ago.  I think my burger dated from the same era.  Making the whole thing even less palatable was the cranky woman who took our order.  The cooks all looked like they were having fun anyway, but the woman -- presumably part owner, at least -- was sour and unpleasant to us and them alike.  Yikes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vbQc62ip-wbMPDRbdy_gXw", "date": "2008-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ga52Hz5T4XW7R5JGcDMtlQ", "text": "Hands down, my FAVORITE place to get a burger in Berkeley. It's consistent, it's decently priced, it's fast, it's Niman Ranch meat, it's crispy CRINKLE CUT FRIES WITH THINNED OUT RANCH and it's CRISPY BUNZZZ!!! Yes, warm crispy toasty sesame seeded buns, where else does this exist no where that's why Bongo Burger get's a five. Try it they way I like it: hold the mustard and raw onions and you got gold baby.\n\nOh, and their Mediterranean stuff is pretty tasty too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hFbdheIedbCwhwpa-MWiTg", "date": "2007-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gdCqn7M5yq_mqZnRpUpZeg", "text": "I've come here a few times. Everytime has been very good. The Persian Burger is good lamb. Not greasy at all like some lamb can be. It's funny, I'm Persian and realized today that I was the only person in the place who gets the regular cheese burger which I love. The fries are simple, crinkle cut fries, but man are they tasty. Nice and crispy. Good food for sure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_VjAjQZDlWum7lo2iTWvOQ", "date": "2008-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GgtSfCGszfijfv2UWDWojg", "text": "as i watch them make my food, i am amazed at how efficient they are. they understand teamwork and they get really close to the grill. that's crazy. they are dedicated and i appreciate it.\n\nand the food's good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZC9eqC7ogPfQWWXgTPcC-g", "date": "2011-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gGzl7K_ahHn-0KVa7mHErw", "text": "I was sold with the Persian burger. Lamb in a burger...?! I ordered the combo number 7 that comes with zigzag fries and a drink for 9.50ish. I was starving when I got my food. The edges of my burger were sort of dry, but by the time I took a couple bites I was pretty satisfied. I think if I had Tzatziki sauce with me I would have plopped it right on. \n\nI think Bongo is a place everyone in Berkeley likes to recommend for burgers but it's different than those tiny fast food places. I've tried Barney's down on Shattuck and these two are similar in the taste of the patty (a little more charred) but Bongo has a slightly better taste (Barney's has too many flavors)\n\nI should also mention that the first time I tried this place I was really craving In-N-Out but friends recommended Bongo Burger to satisfy my craving. If you're looking for in-n-out, Bongo isn't really what you're looking for!\n\nAlso, they have fresh squeezed orange and carrot juice! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GoAp5of0Z6bAZw9sWByNDg", "text": "I just had the experience of eating a Bongo Burger yesterday, while on my trip to San Francisco.  My cousin recommended this place to me and my friend, saying that his was the place that he went to whenever he got hungry and was too lazy to walk all over the place.  \n\nWhen we got there, instead of ordering a traditional burger, I ended up ordering their... HUMMUS sandwich!!!  I am a sucker for Hummus and I always make sure to get a side of hummus whenever it's available, but I thought maybe this will taste good.  And it was, until about halfway through.  Let this be a lesson to everyone, there CAN be too much of a good thing.  The sandwich was very large for the price I paid and it was stuffed with Hummus, Lettuce, Onions and Tomatoes.  It was delicious from the first bite but Hummus has a very distinct taste that needs to countered with something else or else you'll get sick and tired of it. \n\nNeedless to say, that was the only thing I ordered and fries wouldn't have helped since they have such a neutral taste.  I ended up finishing the burger but I will make sure NEVER again to order a pure hummus sandwich.\n\nMy friend got a more traditional affair with a Bacon Cheeseburger which filled him up quite well, maybe next time I'm in the area, I'll make sure to eat a normal sandwich.  The service was good and the food came out extremely quick.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DQlF07M8dyQ3khBiz6ruBw", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gQ4RLbxbJIFGycKmXzULxg", "text": "OMFG this is what a burger is suppose to taste like.  Fries are fair.  Been here after getting the munchies from toking with friends and had to have something better than that nasty fast food crap.  This place makes them all shameful.  Burgers are made to order.  menu is limited but choices are good.  I always leave satisfied.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FB3X1XLLN_M8ygxTQVDWlQ", "date": "2012-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gTFU0UVeILg-fl9MwUEEnA", "text": "They make a damn fine burger here, flat but with a large surface area. Tasty, especially with bacon, very satisfying overall. Fries are good, I only wish you got more of them. One problem, however, is that everything costs about $2.00 more than I'd like. For about the same price you can get a bigger, Flame Gourmet burger on college. Still good though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gtqmu_0I_J3tdl4uTiE8VQ", "text": "Great burgers, reasonable prices. Most surprisingly of all, however, is the quality of their Persian food; I'm a fan of Persian food in general, and for such a reasonable price from a restaurant that doesn't strive to be fancy, they churn out some decent Persian grub here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fXhEVcuA81adVvUI_gX_YA", "date": "2008-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-GVe88GD33udOmyHg5xtYA", "text": "Maybe the best and most reasonably priced burger place in Berkeley.Their fries are quality ones, though sometimes a little undercooked(usually they're perfect).Burgers of course are good but my fvoirte is their steak sandwiches.SO awesome.And one of the other awesome things about Bongo Burger?They're not cash only!!So many places in this area are cash-only and it's a pain in the ass but Bongo Burger knows what's up.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2NR_eK9iKawuccucJczwcw", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hN80MeCUzockQKlVq171Aw", "text": "Bongo burger has been a staple for me for the last year and a half.  They have a lot of vegetarian options and have some of the best fries you can get in Berkeley.\n\nAside from their burgers their falafel is actually really good too, but unfortunatley there are no combos (with fries and a drink) that come with the falafel.\n\nGreat food, decent price (~$10/meal), yum.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VQcQYKomZljGNSljEYAs7A", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hoeEBXdqRFHYepQfzsVl9A", "text": "A+ burgers,  A+ fries (esspecially when made extra crispy),  Beautiful chicken and falafel plates, all at a great price!  I love this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sgow7MWcTzG-LAD-sLDeOQ", "date": "2006-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hp04gOs7TulHEsb1Vr6fAQ", "text": "Bongo Burger is one of my favorite businesses in Berkeley.\n\nYou get a quality burger for a great price. Toasted bun, Niman Ranch meat, grated lettuce, tomato, etc. And the fries are delicious.\n\nThey also do a few things a little bit differently, not that you're getting an unusual burger experience or anything. They butter the buns, and provide ranch alongside the ketchup. It's good.\n\nA hamburger and fries is less than 7 bucks. The lady who works at the dwight location is gorgeous and regal. And there are several locations very close to the Berkeley campus. If you're a student and you've been in the library studying for hours and you stumble out into the dying light wondering how far your plummeting blood sugar is going to get you - know that there is Bongo Burger - right outside North gate on Euclid, on Southside on Dwight and Telegraph, and out of West Gate on Center.\n\nBottom line: burgers are delicious, economically priced, consistently good, and available from multiple locations close to campus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M11JKYe7hTY7KjlUlgGmMw", "date": "2011-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hpbtlhbNAiI0x8JAaTcRlg", "text": "Really Yummy burgers. Definitely would come back here, definitely would walk the 4 blocks from campus to get here if I'm looking for a good burger. I've  only have tried the American burger here.\n\nOnly real downside is that the place is small and usually crowded, and its a little more expensive than some other places.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hR5pv-Tjf2GZa9WzOjHOyA", "text": "The description below is right on. So when I went to Bongo Burger, I heard about this fake meat burger. I didn't try it because I don't like them no matter what, so I actually don't remember what I had, but I remember that it really didn't seem all that worth it to me. Even the fries left a lot to be desired. Anyway, why 4 stars? it's close to where my friends live and really, it's not all that bad. They could do with some specials or something like that. Competition my friends!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "p6nBKyT9Y_pFJ1WxVEowwA", "date": "2006-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hv5hx7IJ_v_BhnH3phAUuA", "text": "I'm a big fan of burgers - restaurant burgers, fast food burgers and everything in between. Bongo Burger here is about as forgettable as any burger can be. There's absolutely nothing outstanding about it.\n\nThe burgers are generally dry and virtually inedible without a soda. They're not very generous with the meat either, although the service itself is quite good.\n\nYelp defines the 2-star rating as \"Meh, I've experienced better\" so that's what I'm going with. You can get a much better meal elsewhere in the area for the same amount of money.\n\nNOTE: My college roommate LOVED Bongo Burger and ate it almost every other day. I'm not sure why, but I suppose it does work for some people.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I6E6Cwg-77_qJm8sh8D_sQ", "text": "Oh Bongo Burger! How I dream of you from across the pond. \n\nAnd all your Persian burger deliciousness. \n\n*Sigh*", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gA4MiXjhX9iZmqkIgMxWjw", "date": "2008-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i9j-lmSfJiDeBlo_MuN6dg", "text": "Way back to mid 90's, I was so impressed how juicy this burger was.  Still it is quite a good one as a fast food.  \nPersonal note: when I was eating on 8/7 Friday...around 5 pm, a girl was sitting by herself at outside table, eating some sushi box form other place.  She was really cute....really.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Z5CPEML0KCLJj-mRlTxiHQ", "date": "2009-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iC4jyB2fb3xOEwC6ZqcXWA", "text": "I love this place. I always get mushroom burger with fries and ranch on the side. tastes awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gjjOulZ4sBD0XBauTDM4qA", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iGfj40aKGqd0pJXQ2D92lA", "text": "This place is a sleeper! The Persian burger is bomb! The fries are really good too. Nice and crispy!\n\nYou kinda have to look around for this place cuz its not right in your face and the store front isnt too impressive... but the food is really good and its pretty fast. Would come here again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GaA3ghh7xxsXCMK6v6bLfw", "date": "2009-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IGq1sQ0zNr6rpNMclwljMw", "text": "That's one tasty black bean burger.\n\nFries are only ok; I'd recommend the onion rings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0BdM6VNYYRX-FAQcRgCENA", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JCmQJjK9_WqCJdJsUnC8DQ", "text": "I used to live only two blocks away from Bongo Burger and eat at this joint for their amazing food all the time. It is a comfortable little restaurant with delicious food at a very affordable price.\n\nAs the name suggests, they serve a variety of burgers here. Mushroom burger and bacon burger are always delicious and Bongo's versions are to die for. The burgers are made fresh and the portion is generous. Other than burgers, they serve some Mediterranean plates and sandwiches. They are healthy alternatives which are delicious at the same time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kfyuweJkT9CMXSjZq0uHcg", "date": "2009-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jJtv_hLzIJgXtorkR1ufHw", "text": "Been going here since 1984. I have tried several persian burgers elsewhere. THIS IS THE BEST! The yoghurt soda is great too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qm5P5O4Eu5YmHcPSb9wNqA", "date": "2009-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jSxqgIbvTfbKVPly7zt_tQ", "text": "So all I wanted was a good burger. So my buddy puts that request into his cell phone and it leads us to Bongo Burger. It doesn't look impressive but what burger joints really do? So we both just order a regular hamberger and it was amazing. Both of us where shocked at how good it was. Would I go back....yes. Would I bring friends.....yes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Yo4eiZ3om0BQkrHHlcW5kg", "date": "2009-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K8xXP9g6lmjXq4ig6Bam3Q", "text": "Interesting twist of burgers.  The lamb burger is my fav.  A little on the expensive side.  Love the shorcut I take through People's Park to get there.  Oh the character's I've seen there!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QbFxA_E9rFRqE2f66sFacA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KAAjgv1uKoBq4m5x4eKxPg", "text": "So their burgers are good.  Service is good.  Place is clean.  But, OMG their fries are amazing!!!  Their fries are like my favorite Mexican fast food place, Del Taco's, but OMG their fires are 10X more amazing!  I also love the fact that they are not cheap about giving away free sauces ( most restaurants these days charge for everything).  I am a fan, I want to go back.  Highly recommend for a great lunch with friends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_klcOFkEwW27TJ2aVykO6A", "text": "Whenever I want a burger in Berkeley I lean towards Barneys - I like their curly fries.  Finally, this past weekend my boyfriend and I went to Bongo Burger for lunch.  There was a short line that moved quickly and the lady at the counter took our order. One bacon burger, one mushroom burger and two fries.\n\nThe burger was pretty good and you could taste the chargrilled-ness of the grill which was yummy. The bun was also really good. It looked too thick, but it was light and squishy yet held up to the burger patty and toppings. \n\nThe big disappointment for me was the fries. The portion size of crinkle cut fries was generous, but they weren't fried very well. I could also see that they had the fries sitting under a heating lamp, which resulted in not so crispy fries =(\n\nOverall, it was a good experience...the price is right and it's close to home, I just wish they would improve their fries!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MUpANWwVkhbTp4LFWNnaYA", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ksyn0IWv6WJ2LWHQfcwHbg", "text": "i don't usually like burgers but this place is GOOD! even their turkey burger was tender and juicy (for a turkey burger). everything is always made hot and fresh with quality ingredients. i also really enjoyed the mediterranean plate and eggplant plates.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Os7XnHJYLsHFhOsiMLQ6mA", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kTgU1B4-uUqMU4WpL0YlKw", "text": "I survived on bongo burger while i was an undergrad at berkeley. I won't say how long ago that was, but the breafast was 99 cents and a 1/2 falafel was less than $2 and  was a complete meal.\n\nRecently I had the occasion to enjoy a falafel there again and it was delicious and still cheap and filling. i have not had their breakfast special in recent history but it was great for a dollar  i think it will have to be better for $3.00", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g5i5quuF_2W6iBAfPX9OJA", "date": "2006-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LDxvNtk2SkoxtfFsgcDhqg", "text": "I had a craving for a good burger and fries, so decided to check out Bongo Burgers since I figured if your name has the word \"burger\" in it that it must be good.  Surprisingly there menu had an array of different types of dishes and there burger selection was very minimal.  I ordered the # 1 combo which was the Mushroom swiss burger, fries and a small drink.   I actually really liked the bun they used on the burger as it was perfectly toasted on the grill.  They had the right amount of mushroom and gave a good portion of fries.  \n\nMy gf wanted a side of onion rings so we ordered that and have to say there onion rings was really REALLY good.   The lady taking our order was not very friendly but at least she took our order correctly.  \n\nOne thing I liked a lot about this place was the fact that they had a bottle of ranch laying out on the counter which you can use as much as you want.  Most places will charge you for a side of ranch but being a guy who eats ranch with everything, this was a major plus.  Only gave 3 stars b/c there was nothing really special about this place and we've has better burgers elsewhere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kkLhDKqKeRHg4fZjkOb4Og", "date": "2009-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LfhjqQWfHntmLxZMZ9BK1A", "text": "I love to order their MUSHROOM burger, so juicy, especially with their special sauce. I always order more than 1 burger to satisfy my needs. YUM", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LvjYgC5ZJFyMQWOWX9B9EQ", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lLzKKncShJdi2nVUaS8Nwg", "text": "Holy Cow - this place rocks.  The burgers are on my top-ten EVER.  I've even had the falafel sandwich, and it rocked, too.  I'm kind of glad that it's not in the City - otherwise I'd be here every day.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m27VpNMGIFJNVe5tnp853Q", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M8XTRzBA8R-wgY6CUt5eGA", "text": "I used to live right down the street from Bongo Burger, so it became a convenient place to get a great burger.\n\nI've actually never had a hamburger at Bongo Burger because I only happened to go there during my \"no red meat\" phase (I eat red meat now). Fortunately, this allowed me to stumble upon the wonders of their Turkey Burger. Now I haven't had many turkey burgers in my life, but this is probably the best one I have ever had. It's juiciness and flavor rivals that of a medium rare beef burger.\n\nThe bun is also different than most traditional buns and has a thicker and chewier consistency to it, which can cause some bites to be a bit too bready. I'm also not a big fan of shredded lettuce as it gets soggy really easily, but Bongo Burger somehow manages to make it work out. The crinkle cut fries are also a classic and consistently crispy and crunchy. (Unintentional alliteration).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5EQnJI0p5Jnu0Bjhj4aaQw", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mEB_b-GCKvFsy-Cu6ScpxA", "text": "Love Bongo Burger!  It's well-priced and their burgers are large as well.  I would definitely advise the french fries as well--after all, what are burgers without french fries?!  I think my biggest compliment for the burgers here are that they are perfectly proportioned.  Exactly the right amount of bun to offset the juicy burger, just the right sauce to balance the bun, and not too much tomato to overpower the other flavors.  GETTING HUNGRY RIGHT NOW WRITING ABOUT THIS.  \n\nTip #1:  Sriracha sauce + ketchup + ranch + french fry = ?????? Try it and see!  (I go with half and half ketchup/ranch with a dab of sriracha, but mix it to your own spicy tolerance).  \n\nOverall: Top burger place in the Berkeley campus area!  Actually, possibly the only one... But still.  It's yummy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kVwvb9vW0sPBGryY8slB-w", "date": "2012-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MKM4jE_breRF_6_fUJPjrQ", "text": "How can you ever go wrong with a good burger? I always end up getting either the cheeseburger or double hamburger combo, but they have a lot of other choices (sandwiches, hummus, and breakfast?!) on their menu.\n\nThe burger patty is always juicy and well-cooked, and the fries are a big bunch of zigzaggedy goodness. The portions are pretty big for me, and just right for most guys. \n\nI like Bongo Burger because it doesn't feel too greasy, and it's about 5 minutes away from where I live. It's affordable and fast, and it's an easy hangout spot to grab a quick bite with friends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mm_LFzdrmsz6psw99qAy0Q", "text": "Persian Burger. Best burger in the world. Yum.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wUVUyfNETVjV2aVkiS1ujw", "date": "2012-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mQiuoakQhX--bwAiXw1Rwg", "text": "My rating is based on value for your buck, not great food quality.    Don't get me wrong, the breakfasts are  good, especially for the price (three bucks!).    You won't find a better deal in Berkeley - even at McDonald's.\n\nUpdate:     About 12 years after my last visit here, I found a spruced up atmosphere, and higher prices of course (but you can still get two eggs and hash browns for $2.95).    I also ordered, for the first time, something other than breakfast -- a mushroom and cheeseburger, which was delicious, for  $5.15.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bYlQZLhKXYl8u30-9s6wIg", "date": "2006-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mRmkOAPfzhx-27IGEucofg", "text": "I ordered the Lamb burger and what I got looked more like a hero sandwich. The lamb meat was good and the fries were okay. The small drink is a joke.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3UI1AbScJHIA1mxXItmu-g", "date": "2008-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mz3jmFLaP1WI3SkSuvlv1Q", "text": "Had the Persian Burger today--it's huge size definitely makes for a filling meal at ~$7, but taste-wise it is an a-okay sandwich. I was starving though, so I ate it all happily.\n\nIn the past, I've had one of their mediterranean plates, in which everything was pretty tasty except the falafels, which were too hard and a bit overcooked. In general, Bongo Burger is a standard spot to get a no-fuss meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mz5V6YkfLCs8QeQgiUJcDQ", "text": "I came here with my family for breakfast, and the parking is easy during the morning and we parked right in front of the establishment. \n\nI had their Persian Sandwich and it's incredible. The taste of lamb is perfect with the tomato and the bun. \n\nMy family members enjoyed their meals as well, I would call this joint a winner.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "O0ZRwrRz5aAx_JJg19GXlg", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N4lD7DvDCNEbflRRcpwvnA", "text": "I went to Berkeley/lived here for 5-6 years, and I finally tried Bongo Burger. I don't really have any idea why I hadn't tried it before, as I love burgers and I had heard this place was decent and priced pretty cheaply.\n\nI'd have to say the burger I got was overcooked and the meat patty is very thin, but it was still pretty tasty. I just got a regular hamburger, though I hear their alternatives are quite good. I was pretty surprised by the menu, as it had a good selection of vegetarian items (as if I'd ever order one) and stuff like falafels and pita wraps. It's definitely not a IB Hoagie's style menu. The fries were quite enjoyable as well, though they don't have a good ranch here, probably something out of the bottle, so I had to settle with regular ketchup.\n\nConsidering how much I like hamburgers, I should have come here before when I was a student, but maybe it was better I didn't since I probably would have gotten it almost every day. :P", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KbwOwQZTOfrtaeJdmucALQ", "date": "2009-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N5bJ91sjQ_-Xgbp2kuIrvw", "text": "Great burgers right near campus. My fav is the mushroom burger with swiss. I skip the fries to be a little bit good. They actually will cook your Niman Ranch Burger medium rare. I wish there were a bit more elbow room and more small tables. \n\nYummy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3CeNM1wwDvVpeaGneRgujg", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nTj88AguoDkbKz2IeJVNJw", "text": "I am particularly fond of the persian burger and the half falafel. My family eats here wehn I am too tired to cook and the price is right. The Telegraph area store is next to a bookstore so you can browse as you wait for your take out order.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6k0f1eB1IYaDIA2p1rY5hw", "date": "2010-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ODehux8aa0NbmkTUyFdElQ", "text": "The burgers are fresh and delicious. The chicken sandwich was ok...the falafels are also very good. Their french fries are always a hit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_GcoP5FwIMPhbj5EtKm8IA", "date": "2009-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "og8BhYm-pJrqEEJ-HfK_pw", "text": "Mmmm, delicious.  The Persian burger was amazing.  The lamb was spiced and cooked up just right.  My only complaint was that there wasn't enough!\n\nOne thing that stood out to me was their crinkle-cut fries.  Usually I detest those abominations, the soggy and bland abominations gracing the halls of public school cafeterias everywhere.  But they were fried up perfectly and completely shattered my perception of crinkle-cuts.  Those bags of frozen fries in the freezer aisle will probably still make me want to gag, but I will know that somewhere out there, crinkle-cuts are being well defended.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FXjdq9gXV9FcdWG6VKeFgA", "date": "2008-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OQtM_wAkDS33MUzJ_XinJw", "text": "Yep, it's a college burger joint.  Nothing fancy but the burger was decent and the server offered to wrap mine in lettuce since I can't eat bread.  Good prices, very low-key with pleasant staff.  It is not a place I'll be craving in the future, but if I'm in the area and I want a burger, Bongo Burger will do the trick.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pVJ3WrBmGRz4Lwbs0BYb0A", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Osehq7yfWZaxePMTQaXNVQ", "text": "This restaurant offers great quality food at a low price!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ftb8YNTPyritLTwqmJw4-g", "date": "2009-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OWhc0OgbUjDKZMOKJ4qGqQ", "text": "This place is kinda weird. I think I didn't order the right thing.\nI got a regular burger which was fine. Nothing special. I like the toasted all sesame seed bun. It gave the bun this weird chewy toast consistency that was actually kinda good!\nIf I return I will go for the 'foot long' looking lamb burger.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xIfnf96DpDOqK8x9Jtvlqg", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PDPDxa_Gmk5UOdB2n1z3Xw", "text": "I really liked this place! The burger and food was yummy - not anything super special, but delicious anyways. The people working were SUPER friendly though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PoWTntyt8Pt1rVxuBAMoRQ", "text": "So I came here on the suggestion of my friend with high expectations and found that the food at this place was below average. The location is great, but if it weren't so close to campus this place would struggle.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hfKrvgheyM2K6ZzJeFjvEQ", "date": "2009-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q0sadI3hq3YvhhiJu2jQvg", "text": "bongo has something for everyone. salads, lamb, beef, fries, and so on. it is great. I was recently in Minneapolis at the good earth restaurant (why isn't there one in Berkeley?!) and the waitress found out I was from Berkeley and asked about Bongo burger because she used to live here and loves it so. Come on people it has to be good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KgGNUaAq8ZfD1PVuRxEwOw", "date": "2007-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q3puTjU4gSdWcqf9vAijeg", "text": "My boyfriend and I decided to make a trip to Berkeley today, so I came onto yelp to find a decent place to grab a bite to eat. \n\nI came across Bongo Burgers and saw the reviews and decided it would be a good place to try.\n\nI ordered the Persian burger, and he ordered the Bacon burger. The Persian burger was decent. The meat was moist. The fries were what I can make at home, but would probably taste better at home. \n\nA bit pricey for a burger, small drink, and fries. I rather have spent my 17 dollars at In n Out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Z40fVJAKMvuZ8EKWlQcmvg", "date": "2009-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qdAWit92O9lMqLYPFs1VYw", "text": "Both the falafel and the persian burger are great.  Fresh squeezed carrot juice is delicious (if you swing that way).  Breakfast isn't bad either for cheap eggs and toast.\n\nOdd recognition - I've easily gone there 100 times in my life, and I've never ordered the regular burger.\n\nNorthside location is equally good.\n\nAnd a note to Grey H.  Your 8/15 post was completely nostalgic.  When I was 16 (and could eat like 8,000 calories a day) an appetizer at Top Dog followed by main course at Bongo Burgers (with a concluding stroll to Vivoli's at Trumpetvine for dessert) was a frequent fave.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vb9dyGjQIdnuRKYDIO_AFA", "date": "2008-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QPgzVF7rLKVq7heM6fiUYw", "text": "TEAM MUSHROOM BURGER. Big, juicy, messy, delicious goodness.  My man, on the other hand, is a bit jealous cuz he got the persian burger (based on all the good reviews), and regretted it the moment he laid eyes on my beauty. The persian burger wasn't bad,  but it doesn't compare to the classic mushroom burger. I will definitely be going back for more. Oh, and the fries were good and crispy. It wasn't dry like I thought it would be. Good job, Bongo!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XkH66zBxgPe9FuivUT89dA", "date": "2011-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QunKGMXjqd7OgolE31kTSg", "text": "My (and many other college students') quest to find the perfect burger has led me to Bongo, a popular joint next to UC Berkeley. Though not as affordable as other Berkeley restaurants, the simple and filling burgers are worth the price tag \n\nThe burgers come with a 1/3 lb patty. I ordered the bacon burger with cheese. I found the patties to be a little dry, which was why I was thankful for the juicy bacon. Unlike the usual grilled slices we are all accustomed to, Bongo's uses English-styled bacon, similar to a thinly sliced layer of ham. Complementing the burger is are the burger sauces (the name escapes me...), and the basics of lettuce and tomatoes.\n\nA combo is the way to go, which is generally a burger with fries and a drink. The fries and drinks are both small sizes. The fries are very basic, crinkle cut, so be sure to load up on sauces or salt. A combo will cost around 7-8 dollars, which isn't exactly ideal for the college student's budget. But the burger packs a punch in both quality and quantity, so it's definitely worth the price.\n\nAnd like most of the restaurants in Berkeley, plenty of vegan and vegetarian orders are available. Also, the Persian burger and the falafels are very popular.\n\nSeating is limited at Bongo, so this is an ideal place to order to-go, for in between classes or whenever you're around the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7t0nWHiz9aEUzJhWRmsvTQ", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q-Vaap431m1tlcgS9UbGpA", "text": "They have a couple of good menu items here: The Salmon or Persian Plate is nice and filling and you don't get as full as when you get a combo with fries. Surprisingly inexpensive. There aren't many places that serve grilled sea food around telegraph so this plate is extra special. The persian burger was a-ok, nothing too praise-worthy, at least not for the extra price. You should try it at least once though since you don't see many lamb burger places around. The turkey burgers are also good, as well as the regular beef burgers. The fries are some of the best also, always nice and crispy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2011-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qXsUwyT-PPpv7dARfcqxOQ", "text": "get No.2 [Bacon Burger + fries + drink]\nget the Eggplant Sandwich, if you are an eggplant lover like me. \n\nThe Eggplant is a bit expensives for a sandwich, but it's big enough to split between two girls. \n\nNever opt out of the burger combinations. These fries are golden. Buns are superb.\nTHE best burger place in Berkeley. Doesn't make you feel fatty afterwards either. \n\nThey also have a bathroom.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R6KnnAuJGlOAPwqnPJgiVw", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R1b7lDJecph6G8P3nuK_Ww", "text": "we found this place while circling the neighborhood for parking..and i am so glad we did! after walking the streets, we conjured up a huge appetite!\n\nits  a small little place, up the street from upperplayground and they have all kinds of burgers/sandwiches/juices here.  they have persian burgers (not sure whats in it), turkey burgers, black bean burgers, kababs, carrot juice (lol), falafels, and other kinds of food. i got the cheeseburger because i wasnt too sure how everything else tasted.. each burger came with a small side of fries and a small drink for about 8 bucks\n\nwow! very impressive! the bun was something that i never had before! it was a sesame seed bun, toasted and it was delish! the hamburger patty was humongous too! everything was sooooo good! \n\nif your ever on the other end of telegraph, this place is a must! but they have 2 other locations near campus for your convenience!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yfojzPHHOhr-tzgSMeI4pQ", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rAXbXOzjQn34id1lNEbI6g", "text": "I come here. A lot. Maybe more often than my arteries can handle. But, for a good reason: the food is simple, but solid.\n\nI can't really say it's the best burger I've had, perhaps it's one of the better ones you can get in Berkeley for lunch. Nothing too fancy about the burger either, sesame seed bun, patty, lettuce, tomato, ketchup/mustard. But, I think what may put it over the top is how they toast the bread. It puts a nice crunch to the burger. I'm not even sure if that's a legitimate reason to speak well of their burger, but it certainly caught my attention the first time I bit into the burger, as shards of hardened bread dough sprinkled upon my tray.\n\nThe crinkle-cut fries are, for God knows what reason, AMAZING. Actually, it's probably because it's fried in heart-attack-inducing oil for awhile. But it is definitely a crucial part of my order every time I visit this place. Their ranch is unusually good too. I'm usually not a big fan of ranch, but their ranch, which probably isn't anything particular, is served cold and just compliments the salty crunch of the fries.\n\nI'd say the item I order the most often is their breakfast special. Most people don't even bother ordering it because they wouldn't think much of breakfast at a burger place. But, let me just say, for about four bucks, you can have yourself two generous eggs prepared anyway you like it, soft, fall-apart-in-your-mouth homefries, and four slices of toast. You really can't go wrong with breakfast, especially for four bucks. \n\nProbably biases my review that I live literally seconds away from this place, but I love Bongo Burger!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WeWJTA59Mk8_A3t25mVI1g", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rBkS3q1cJ5cexUvV2IIcFQ", "text": "Good lamb and solid burgers. \n\nThis was my first restaurant visit in Berkeley when I arrived at college 20 years ago and I have been going back since.\n\nPros:\n* Good lamb\n* Luleh Kebab, which is a ground lamb patty in a 1/2 pita with lettuce is great but not a big value.  So when it college I couldn't afford it often.\n* Fries that are crispy.\n* Good burger\n* Chicken sandwitch, but get it with hummos because it's kinda dry without it.\n* Lite eaters will go there with you because they have all those dolma, tebuleh, salmon kind of options.\n\nCons:\n* Breakfast potatoes are never crispy, they are kinda steamy and sometimes even crunchy and that is disturbing.\n* Random use of cucumber, sometimes it's in falafel, sometimes it's not.  I hate cucumber, and 1/5 of the time they sneak it in.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UCID_ngXhMZsoWEvI8Zs0A", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RCZosdxGRcC6dv7u-5MdKg", "text": "Mmmmmm! I broke my Bongo Burger Boycott (okay it wasn't much of a boycott but I like the alliteration) after about a year, and I was very pleasantly surprised. My cheeseburger was totally yummy and enormous, with good quality beef and cheese. I also loved the shredded lettuce, the sesame bun that was toasted to crunchy perfection, and the crinkle cut fries. Burgers at Barney's and elsewhere might be more satisfying, but this will do when I can't be bothered to walk beyond a 2-block radius of my apartment...which is more often than not.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2008-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rgVaE0CM8035b8yssBAbSg", "text": "Tastiest burger I've had in Berkeley.  Different.  Not nearly as fast as Smart Alec's, but with a superior and more unique flavor.  Nice locations, but not so great seating.  Definitely to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2010-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RmOWUmgVb-ck_8FCF5MPZQ", "text": "Can you Believe The First Time I ate Lamb Was Here???!!! Weird Right Lol ......Well I use to Date an Afghan sooooooo we use to Love to come here and Have their PERSIAN BURGERS....... and Oh My is it YuMmY!!! you have to try One!!! I love this place its nice and Clean and the Prices Aren't bad at All .... So if ever your Around telegraph doin some shopping or what not come here to Eat YumMy Burgers!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lmWoFBs3HuHN94fAhTpeSA", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s2G9Gg6jPiwQP9FewzPG_w", "text": "I guess I was expecting a little more.  I can honestly not say there is anything special about their burgers.  Are they good, yeah, are they worthy of any rating above \"A-OK\", ummm, don't think so.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Z7ux4V1__Ni1Xc6gp8PvJQ", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SjiurrNVn3eLLNc5dyGObA", "text": "I checked this place out on the recommendations from some people in SF.  I figured if they are driving from the city all the way to Btown just for a burger... its gotta be good... \n\nIt was OK..\n\nI got the mushroom burger combo.  It was a good average burger.  Not bad, but nothing special.  I should have tried something different that they don't have everywhere (Persian burger or steak sandwich) but oh well..  \n\nIf I'm in the area and craving a burger I would go back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0xgcrVXSZDvrt0Y6E_CeGQ", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SjJOQCla-u2ZcPZVoJspzQ", "text": "Though I have not been there for seriously 7 years (dates me), their cheap breakfast is for the ages.  The only thing that would motivate me to get up before noon while I was in school.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sCpQ4H_lKHXTLpo4rUu1RQ", "date": "2007-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "skoXLKzCcOMNXFDSO804BA", "text": "Sweat beads erupted from Celia's forehead. The sun's heavy rays hit Jeff's face as he and John carried a sofa up to the third floor. \n\nAfter a morning of tiring manual labor, Celia's apartment finally had a nice sofa bed! Accompanied by Judy, Celia and Jeff walked down Dwight in search of food. Bongo Burger!!!\n\nBongo Burger makes delicious burgers to order. The ingredients are fresh and very high quality. Jeff ordered the mushroom burger and Celia ordered the regular cheeseburger. Both were delightfully surprised by how filling the burgers were. Jeff believes it is because of their denser, more bread-like bun. \n\nWhen Celia passes by Bongo Burger now, she always looks longingly at the menu before Jeff pulls her away.\n\nTo Celia and Jeff, Bongo Burger is the In-n-out of Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MSwnEugaNRe50qXy21-fFw", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sUmC7OCoJ0j_hN0vYeHbFA", "text": "It's a solid burger and fries. They need BBQ sauce and other condiments. The atmosphere is just blah. Prices are decent. Not memorable, but I would go every 7 weeks or something, if I'm in the hood.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2005-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "szjZCXtGujQHhTrxOhNmOw", "text": "This place is made of win. I used live less than a minute's walk away and ate here all the time. Everything on the menu is delicious (except for maybe the salmon... but I don't like salmon). My favorite combo was the half persian burger on peta bread + fries + fresh squeezed OJ. The quality is also very consistent, once in a while they give you kinda soggy fries towards the end of the night but it's still not that bad. Bongo definitely tops the list of the best fast food places around campus. Yeah, I'd take it over Gregoire any day.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NBjizcLW4bEMoQQA3-9A5g", "date": "2010-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tCSuPvI_Gw9XdR1GhYcNMw", "text": "The Persian Burger: Lamb, tomatoes, and lettuce on flaky french bread. \n\nFor me, the Persian Burger is the thing to order at Bongo Burger. \n\nEven though sometimes it seems like a hit-or-miss sort of deal, Bongo Burger is definitely worth trying!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-X3NL7H3bvQU56XZ-jeRYw", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TFxHxR1s9KPeP_0sJExf5w", "text": "Let me just say this joint ROCKS\n\nCombo no.4 is the best thing ever, period, the fatty burger, the perfectly fried fries and a small coke. 1000 cals with pounds of saturated fat, yummy\n\n4 years ago when i was still a Cal student,  I was a regular and one night at around 8, I walked in for a combo no.4.  The Iranian lady ( kinda milf type) was shaken, I was like, what the heck? Then I turned around, two bullet holes on the window.  Some Oaktown dude shot at the joint just 3 minutes ago!  I asked myself, what would Chairman Mao do? Then I decided to just calm the fuck down, order a combo no.4, sit down and help the good folks pass the hard time. 5 minutes later, all the relatives came, it's quite a warm thing to see...\n\nfalafel plate, Persian burger are also very good like other folks said.. BTW, what's in the white sauce? it's magic", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WqZeZoZIBmdodlJOUoCx9w", "date": "2009-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tI1F06Azy8cMq4xlvUZwsQ", "text": "The place is always very crowded and full of university students. They have one of the bet falafel sandwiches I have ever had!!!  The lamb burger is also really good. Make sure you check it out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CeiULUiNMiNWr0dND4WlmA", "date": "2008-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tl4q9WPE3yl9FYB9wcpyEQ", "text": "mmm. so delicious. i finally got around to trying bongo and was impressed. the cheeseburger was cooked perfectly and i randomly got free french fries. good price and fast service. ive yet to try their breakfast but i hear its delish.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tlyUIJimSAkS60tFHCSQjQ", "text": "as far as i am concerned the best burger in the bay area,and i know a good burger.i have been going there for the past 4 years.and will continue going therefor many more years.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "c6grWpDIhIP9KUwcJ9UE-Q", "date": "2011-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TmKrin0eB7HrvkDO-4YR_w", "text": "Food was good. The lamb burger was phenomenal and delicious. The cashier didn't look too happy to be here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tNfrodeUzuudHkGOiVTKEQ", "date": "2011-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uErxq0F7H5BYgdRG7DA4iQ", "text": "I went here with a friend a few days ago and got the falafel plate, which was delicious and cheap. My friend got the lamb burger, i think it's called the Persian burger, and he loved his as well. Their french fries were delicious too - perfect crispiness! No complaints here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DwATzv5S0QqkPcZ1nWhNwQ", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uhHDaHKs7bcAiFG1goReog", "text": "Bongo burger definitely makes really great burgers and I am always satisfied when I come here. There are some burger places in the bay that I prefer more, but bongo burger never lets me down (especially when they have free ranch dressing just sitting out in a squirt bottle for your fries)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jgIDqlWqhsITPEJa52Oxeg", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ukUZtsZZDlrsNDhtk-tJlA", "text": "Great lamb burgers (beef available as well), middle-eastern sandwiches, tabuli (heavy on the parsley), fresh orange juice. They need to open one in Santa Cruz too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0L4FdDkoGX6WLFyT46EsFQ", "date": "2005-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UP4RhkdTiDVrmQDV3JuMvg", "text": "The first time I heard about this place, my first response,\"Bongo? Sounds kinda lame.\" After eating at this place, I was quite wrong. This burger joint knows how to make a pretty good burger. I got the bacon cheeseburger meal (fries and small soda) which was all awesomely delicious. This place definitely ranks itself at the top of my burger places list.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kkaoRN2PlIJujo0Gjwsagg", "date": "2012-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uYVbGz4aw4uhOaiz0Zidng", "text": "Just want to say that I love this place sooooo much!!! The best Turkey burgers ever. I even love the black bean burgers... It's a cute little spot to go to while out shopping with friends. I prefer the one on Telegraph Ave verses the one by the U.C Berkeley campus. However, don't go here on a busy Saturday, parking is horrible! It's defiantly a place that I like to go to when I'm off during the day, enjoying  the weather. \n\nYour friend,\n\nOB", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ooYi88_cBYsOKedZwwuInw", "date": "2012-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VeOsIC0IbwOR8MsavrMsUw", "text": "I ordered the Persian Burger combo and it was insanely delicious. It's like a foot long so I was only able to eat half of it alongside the crispy fries. I would definitely come here more often.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zAXg0vShNXLUgeitEr1xBw", "date": "2012-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VO29SotCfWUwUlrUdgjhsA", "text": "Probably my favorite burger place in Berkeley. \n\nBest bites: (1) Mushroom Burger (2) Persian Burger (3) Bacon Cheeseburger (4) Fries with RANCH.\n\nI eat fries with ranch. And of all the burger joints I've been to (which is a lot -- burgers are my favorite food), Bongo's ranch lands at the top. It's insanely good. My friend Glen suggested dipping fries into their ranch mixed with ketchup and pepper, which sounds horrendous but is actually delicious.\n\nAs for their burgers, toasted sesame buns, charred juicy beef patties that are packed with flavor (and decent cuts of beef too, not excessively fatty), sweet grilled onions, tons of lettuce and tomato, and an assortment of condiments to choose from.\n\nBaklava isn't so good though, OVERWHELMINGLY sweet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RjtEhiNbGxnJKktg_wo4wQ", "date": "2012-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W6ojvn8fPcnh5kKComCI7w", "text": "I live down the street.  I come here often.  The turkey burger is really good!  It is what it is and I appreciate that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4RDmaTCpi2eVWKH2PlT_Gw", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wLSIt4nwgH-sRw_gIQuDuA", "text": "The Persian burger is definitely a step up from their hamburgers. The Persian burger still suffers from the ridiculously thin pattie, but it is hella long. It is almost like a footlong sandwich. The sauce that they put on it is also fantastic. The second time getting their fries, they're greatttttttttt, like frosted flakes! +1 star for good persian burger and fries.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wlW6iaBk0461GmErl9WzGA", "text": "Yummy, there burgers are DELISH and fresh! And for the money, its well worth it. Try their bean burger or the mushroom one. So good. I had their falafel one and it was ok - I just stay clear off that!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q1VF8KcDS5igmxJzlAUV8Q", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WMbC_KopM6E48IbVyT8gdg", "text": "Always a great place to grab a burger.\n\nCombo #2. Bacon Burger.  Love it.  Near campus this is the place to go.\n\nAll in all a tasty burger.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "asfUJJkzKX-2BjmEfN6EVA", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wPxOeaAkquJ18rLTFCid3g", "text": "Get the Persian Burger.  It's a sub sandwich sized burger made with seasoned lamb in lieu of beef.  It is quite unique and tasty.  Although probably the best non-gourmet burgers in Berkeley, you pay for that distinction as the meal combos (with small drinks and fries) come in just shy of $10.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WScnNkevAeVn1DifAddm4A", "text": "As a whole, I was disappointed. I expected burgers, lots and lots of burgers. And sure, there were of course lots and lots of burgers. BUT. The whole attempting to be Mediterranean thing, completely unnecessary. To give it a shot, out of curiosity, I ordered a Shish Kabob Sandwich and a dolma. The dolma was barely an inch long, and tasted NOTHING like real, authentic dolma. I don't even want to know what was in there. The Shish Kabob Sandwich was basically grilled beef in bread with lettuce, tomatoes, and mayonnaise. I'm not saying it wasn't delicious, it was, it was a delicious sandwich indeed. But a delicious grilled beef sandwich, NOT a Shish Kabob Sandwich. They could have at least wrapped it in lavash, or pita bread, to make it look slightly more convincing. \n\nAnyway, my only problem with Bongo Burger is its fail attempt at being something it clearly is not. I would appreciate a little more effort. Otherwise, it's fast and it's food. Their bread tastes great. But everything is overpriced. My 75 cent excuse for a dolma, especially. I wouldn't even eat whatever that was if someone paid me 75 cents. My suggestion: Knock a few dollars off everything on the menu, and stick to burgers. Just burgers. Three stars for that delicious grilled beef sandwich. Good luck to you, Bongo Burger.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZPyQ1_ZpU17u532Ibk6Yww", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xb-2LzfMDqkjiapHzzbXIg", "text": "I really don't like this place at all. They have  a poor attitude and their burgers don't taste any different from what I can make at home. Next off, their fries are super salty and they don't have the greatest variety to choose from.\n\nLike how they have a tv in there, in addition their breakfast isn't too bad. You can get eggs , toast and a side for less than $2.50.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yDtpud2uLC3wKYEGQDsTng", "date": "2009-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x-BQtESPJ2nxaLu4rdtwhw", "text": "I\nLOVE\nTHEIR\nFRIES.\n\nI would sell my soul for a lifelong supply of their fries, with a tub of ranch. They look so simple, these wavy well-done fries. But something about their crunchy sturdy outer shell yet soft interior make me feel like I'm eating Satan's trap and I'm actually secretly being led to hell... Why are they so good??\n\nTheir burgers are all good, partly because of the meat, but mainly because of their bread. Their buns aren't like the soft buns that break easily (that you'd buy from safeway or other grocery stores) but instead are like actual bread. They're toasted, of course, and don't fall apart when you bite it, but instead are a bit chewy. My favorite here is the Persian Burger. A long patty, shredded lettuce, tomatoes, and ranch sauce are put in between a foot long piece of toasted French bread. Sounds so simple, but so satisfying. I really recommend eating their fries/burgers with their ranch sauce. \n\nBurgers here are affordable, and aren't as greasy as most burgers are. For 9$ I can buy a Persian burger, fries, and a small drink and I can never finish. Definitely a good deal for your buck, not to mention it's super close to the UC Berkeley campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XDl0pxnKPKNpsT5qNREAtQ", "text": "A few words to think about....\n\nPersian Burger.\n\nFries.\n\nYou will come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "29oUfyEL1by67UR-0Si2zg", "date": "2010-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XoHxz32l7rSI7V_DdfcNBA", "text": "I've been getting turkey burgers at Bongo Burger for eight years now (omg I think I'm getting old) and they've consistently delivered. This is not your gourmet-type hamburger spot so don't come here with those expectations. On the other hand, it's medium quality yummy burgers with average toppings at a good price. For those who don't eat beef, you know how difficult it can be to get a good burger. Put this one on the list!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nhhutbV4PujpToq0Wh_J9A", "date": "2009-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xqVrkrwjtyziFgW6juTjeg", "text": "I'm not really a burger fan, but these were tasty.\n\nHad a bite of the falafel sandwich (really good) and the Persian sandwich. The whole Persian burger is only appropriate if you're starving, otherwise the half Persian burger was plenty for me.\n\nStill haven't tired sunrise deli, so I'll have to compare their falafel sandwiches. But for a HUGE juicy burger, come here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KHRjyRbIKK_d4VESzvXBBg", "date": "2009-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xrkLSwE68fYYBEO7eb-cGw", "text": "I've been coming here since the late 80's when I was in college and always ordered the full falafel plate freaking loved it better than anything I had in Amsterdam which has some pretty good falafel joints but I had a hankering and stopped in last Saturday, something was off. The patties were kinda dry, they didn't have that cuminy, spicy, garlicy goodness that I love about falafel, frankly they were tasteless. The tahini sauce tasted like thinned out ranch dressing, I couldn't find anything remotely tasting of sesame and lemon. Not only that they raised the prices by about a buck. Until this visit I always found their falafel so satisfying not anymore. I think I'll try my hand at making my own.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TzV-eFbM5vTLDMqI-5xClw", "date": "2007-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xthoyPpOCP53-IstLH4i5A", "text": "I had the mediterranean plate with falafel, hummus, etc.  Actually I think I had to order the hummus separately.  You can end up paying a lot for lunch/dinner here, but the food is pretty good.  I have pretty high hummus standards, and while it wasn't the best, it was acceptable.  The portions are quite large and you will leave full.  This location is a little small and can get crowded depending on the time of day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fPROLvVR20DTvqpy7IdTIQ", "date": "2006-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-XUO57AGTjJgjiZkgJ6z5g", "text": "I just finished eating my turkey burger from here and I'm totally satisfied!..I got a big turkey burger w/ fries and small soda for 7 bucks!! I also added a baklava which was good because it had pistachio...the place it's not really big but it's a nice place to stay and enjoy your food and the service wasn't bad. I'm ready to try the Persian burger next time.Oh by the way they also have some Mediterranean items like hummus and falafel !", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2NBnNvZRk9qeSb_P58V-Mg", "date": "2008-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XX-9VcSsHpbL4JpnALtmPw", "text": "This place does everything on their menu right.\n\nThe turkey burger has a healthy feel while still being satisfying.\n\nThe bacon cheeseburger is a calorie splurge no doubt, but ohhh is it worth it (don't eat this every day though)\n\nThe falafel is okay, nothing spectacular unfortunately, but considering the strength of their other offerings I don't fault them too much because some times you just want a filling meal without killing bambi or her friends, that is when the full falafel comes in.  \n\nThe breakfast special used to be the deal of the century but since has crept up in price.  Still though two eggs toast and some tasty potatoes for around $4 is not too shabby at all.\n\nFinally the Persian burger, quite delish, with nice peppery grilled flavor with just enough lather of mayo on a french roll.  Wonderful!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2007-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XyxoTcHvTEmsOo2Y4cSm7g", "text": "we went after bikram got the Persian Burger with crinkle fries and Whole Falaffel, and baklava.\n\nOverall:  Delicious as everyone stated!  Service was good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aSOkTce5yVMDec8e0CFceA", "date": "2008-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y1xox7VwIlzM1iQQC3NOzw", "text": "Persian people know how to make a burger, cause Bongo Burger is BOMB. I have two burger places that I go to in Berkeley, one of them is Smart Alec's and the other is Bongo Burger. \n\nHands down, Bongo Burger beats up Smart Alec in the taste arena. I usually get the Bacon cheese burger or the Persian burger. Both are unique and pack plenty of flavor. The burgers are juicy and when mixed in with their diced lettuce and tomatoes, is even better. The bun is unique too, and they always cook the bun a little, making it extra delicious. \n\nTIP: Get the ranch sauce and add it to your burger. You won't regret it. Hell, fill two containers of it. \n\nThe atmosphere is cool too; good amount of seating and a nice big tv. Perfect to watch a game for a short time while you enjoy your meal. \n\nIt's a little pricey though  - $9 for a whole meal. But the burger is pretty big, so it'll probably fill you up. Anyways if you're looking for a good burger, look no further, go get your Bongo on.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lOlBOYjms230Nbuh6F-DaA", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y9MVC7avHP0AooSI4knmDw", "text": "not bad. might give this place another visit whenever i feel like it (which would probably be years from now, or never.)\nnothing i'd go out of my way for since it's a bitch to find parking sometimes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MT3MLjukilFZGkPVDqcuYA", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yAzH8lXcTKtlZYmfnowmGw", "text": "The burgers are delicious and huge! My friend and I both ordered the bacon cheeseburger combos and we were so stuffed after just eating our burgers that we couldn't even look at the fries afterwards. Seriously, we ate a late lunch/early dinner at around 4 and weren't hungry the rest of the night. Pretty good deal for only about $8 per person!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pn0uS2Q7rzjKQMCBsIO83A", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YLBNUlgFzwiM47BRy6jpYg", "text": "The burgers are good here, but for me, just not as good as the one on northside, the buns are not as fresh and toasty tasting. The fries are still delicious here, I always order the bacon burger, but I try to eat at northside as much as possible.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eSovBfz8diIbXYamn5U95Q", "date": "2010-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-YmRc7hI1DJuI5qvADjSYA", "text": "I had a very juicy standard burger with onion rings the first time I came here. I was surprised how inexpensive the burger was ($4.75 I think?).\n\nI was very unhappy when I finished my meal and almost wanted to order another one. I'll be looking forward to going back to this place considering how just the REGULAR burger tasted that good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yS_CSlyARQHeDnTFSHbwvg", "text": "For years I have ordered the Persian Burger when visiting Berkeley, ground seasoned lamb patty on a long toasted bun and have never been unhappy. Don't know where else to find this but it is YUMMY!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dpsjl1dGW7RoC7F3EigPUQ", "date": "2007-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yygjjy5soBbLqUy_QhWXkg", "text": "Solid standard burger place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4RWjr6-QXA9Z-7gRMXMDhQ", "date": "2009-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z2d4pCsYOoD5jUV1sV98qQ", "text": "Bongo burger--tasty burgers. I was confused as to why a burger place sells baklava, but let's not focus on that detail. I love their bacon cheeseburger. Nice pieces of bacon, lettuce is shredded really finely, with a toasty sesame bun to boot. If you're hungry, don't opt for the onion rings! They only gave me 5-6 pieces... I mean come on, if you're going to charge me almost $2 more for it than fries, at least don't be stingy about it!\n\nAnyways, their burgers makes up for everything else. It has a nice char on it that smart alec's burgers just don't have, and they use Niman Ranch beef.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ttj_3flZx1W6oYhzhZb8RQ", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z31Nw3UlrpDXRveYlxZFsg", "text": "I go here whenever I want to binge eat on juicy burgers and fries. Their grilled onions are so good! I also ordered breakfast here at one point and got their omelette, which wasn't too bad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z4j_AmaPWiCgemMZqnsJ7g", "text": "Best burger place close to campus! I LOVE their sesame buns, and I'm not a huge meat-lover so their thin patties are just right for my taste! I always get their mushroom burger, which is just a regular burger with mushroom and swiss cheese, but the bacon burger is really good as well! (How can bacon not be delicious?) Their prices are very reasonable, and they even have dine-in space.  There usually isn't too long of a wait either, although you can also call in your order. Plus points for using Niman ranch beef!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z8BU_kbn7Pa3bwZ5_wKIBw", "text": "The Persian burger is top notch, but that doesn't make the normal beef burgers any better. I am a ranch guy and they serve a nice mild ranch.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zBOsIl6tF8lcuRwDxp6r-A", "text": "had the full falafel sandwich. loved it. the 4 falafel balls were deep fried but had no signs of greasiness. \n\none star reduction cause the menu said it had their famous tahini sauce, but later found out they do not put it in for you, there is a bottle of tahini at the pick-up counter, which did me no good once I left.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mw7LJ15SZOI_QiEBm1q5GQ", "date": "2008-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZBrSJGjMkCMgfVtNq6Zerw", "text": "What a surprise, when we were just looking for burgers and fries, (and had walked out of Top Dog, next door because they don't do fries...) to find a Mediterranean restaurant in disguise. The tabbouleh salad was very good, as were the burgers and fries. On the tabbouleh salad spectrum, theirs was heavy on cucumber, light on bulgar. I think they use vinegar rather than lemon juice, but it was tasty and perfect for a sunny lunch side dish.\n\nSomebody here knows how to cook and prepare traditional middle eastern foods. \n\nI'll be back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LIC4dNWeO1lbe6jL370Itg", "date": "2007-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZHs1j34k8ZFD3td2aEqq3Q", "text": "Great spin on hamburgers! I love their Persian Burger. It's in a long roll with a thin pattie of lamb. It's flavorful, moist, and delicious! Their fries are excellent, as well as their mushroom burger. Everything is great here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zKyEgJm3l1eIq9Ft5tRljg", "text": "I only been here once, but my experience with this place is pretty awesome. I had a falafel. Very tasty and you get the bang for the buck.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EEslA8XEw0IMDoRGZlu7lQ", "date": "2007-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zqC6vjrynYIqzDvbvxPcvA", "text": "Everytime I come here, I get the Persian burger.  Large portion and tastes great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "glwr8VyI6cOGko4ndMVGQg", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zxpyBHuN3FbU6AQ047GSnQ", "text": "The burgers here are very forgettable. Nothing special about them...at all. They're your standard frozen quarter pounder you can find at Costco in a 60 pack. The only thing that's a *little* different is that they offer a turkey burger, which from my experience, is pretty good. Props. For about $4 a burger, this is cheaper than most burger places I'd say, but the fries that they offer (sold separately) are like their beef patties: frozen and completely standard. Nothing special about them at all. I feel like Bongo Burger was a restaurant started from a Costco shopper who had too much leftovers in their freezer rather than a burger joint. \n\nI'd come here if I wanted a cheap burger, but if a McDonalds were closer, I'd probably go into that instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZzHlhT7LYGl5ibaLpZ5rHA", "text": "Not very impressed", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9_xxwcRbp-YEtA2PtySPdg", "date": "2011-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "97TwxfN-HSvy-vJwyLy6yw", "text": "This is a Berkeley staple. Add extra tabasco and white sauce to the burgers. This is why Berkeley is better than Harvard. Lived near both schools for a long time and there is no place near Harvard that comes close to a decent, casual joint like this. Proof that Bostonians don't intuitively know how to eat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FGnsaX5pNlbUg0EQoD7E-g", "date": "2010-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-c6Q-fy5el1QtgWzVOYhxw", "text": "My favorite food in the whole world is a burger. Any kind of burger, as long as it has meat (chicken, beef, and fish), fresh vegetables (tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, red onions, and condiments (ketchup, mayo, mustard, American/Cheddar/Swiss cheese). If you know me, you know I love burgers. And I am pretty excited to write my first review on a local Berkeley's own Bongo Burger.\n\n Bongo Burger has a unique approach to the way it makes it burgers. The bread's texture is different for some reason- in a good way though. The meat is good- Niman Ranch Ground Beef (so it's really tasty and healthy), vegetables are fresh, and the fries crispy as ever. I've had the American cheeseburger, with fries and small drink combo. Enjoyable meal, but for me it was pricey- it was about $10 dollars! \n\nThe menu is pretty cool too. Not only do they offer different kinds of burgers- Persian burger, but they also offer a variety of options- from breakfast, to vegan and vegetarian options, to main plates. I have yet to try these other plates, but will update this review if I do. \n\nI plan to continue eating here, but sparingly- when I have money and when I am in the mood for Bongo Burger. Other than that, probably not as much.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NFo1WMzgrt_1Jv_DrdQzAw", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fV9SRwRGHSV4SrC23Czw2A", "text": "Pretty good burgers, but kinda expensive. Sorry, I'm used to combo meals at In-N-Out (:\n\nI got the mushroom burger which was really good. So big, though! And their zigzag cut fries are yummy, too.\n\nThe cashier was not that nice..she did not look like she was having a good day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2011-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MPnAqHduI3LHzpK_vpc8YA", "text": "Great burgers! Not much to say after that than nom nom nom...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OmrWu14jy72sDpxZTO4h-Q", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mzKp7ej9XIWJyxo3Zwyj8g", "text": "Let's first start out with me saying I HATE BURGERS, HATE EM! I grew up on rice and a side of meat, never putting bread and a slab of hamburger together. The boyfriend took me here on one of those \"I'll make my girlfriend pissed off days by taking her to a food place she hates\" but jokes on him, the burger here was so yummy! I may go back to putting beef in my mouth...(yes i went there)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9-GvWmtgo_n_n6E0V85X6w", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nnXjEp2BrBP2CETHrpPk5Q", "text": "The cheeseburger I had was fresh and didn't make me feel fat after eating it. Tasty!\n\nThis is easily my favorite place to get a burger.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LWy5yoFadOLcCjjcqN9t3Q", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "phtRHWkw9XdQdbXoPablgA", "text": "My roommate and I have a tradition of coming here to celebrate birthdays, end of midterms, etc. I've successfully converted her into loving black bean burgers and i absolutely adore their fries dipped in ranch/ketchup/Sriracha.\nIt's a small place so we always take it to go and deal with the pouring rain as we trek back to our apartment, but the food manages to still stay hot. :)\n\nWorth a try, i promise", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cEgjnI88GX6Gy2KcDVXN5Q", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qg1uu4U1GMCe1Kb1cGFWrg", "text": "I LOVE Bongo Burger- and not just because I'm Persian. \n\nAlthough I do enjoy the 'Persian Burger', I generally get the mushroom burger. As someone wrote a few posts down- those mushrooms are seriously marinated with crack and with a hint of more crack. \n\nBack to the Persian- A whole entire Persian Burger is sooo huge, that I've only finished it once (when I was REALLY stoned). The half burger is more than enough when complimented by fries. I personally don't even think it requires an acquired taste to appreciate, just know that its lamb (and so it tastes different than normal burgers because of the meat). \n\nTheir fries are okay. And overall, I love the quality of their meat (Niman)\n\nWhat I REALLY love is their Ranch. Yes, oh yes. This is such a huge plus that comes from such a minor detail. They not only make their own ranch (thus ensuring freshness) but its absolutely delicious and doesn't even get close to the \"salad-y\" types of ranch. It's pure ranch made for burgers and fries. mmmmm\n\nI think it's the best burger on the Southside of campus, easily edging out I.B Hoagies, Smart Alec's, Julie's and probably only rivaled by Blake's (which is sit-down status).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CP_9RYVP4th-DuL7LCaKtA", "date": "2008-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Q_miBA-WOe5c8Ar5nHnEsQ", "text": "Their Turkey Burger is delish. I love the crinkle cut fries...It reminds me of when my mother tried to cook once when I was little, but these didn't light the kitchen on fire only my taste buds.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MKb94sd-rJ4_mjQQQqPaHA", "date": "2008-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qSHDmR4xI3DftYDjoWIWnQ", "text": "Oh Bongo Burger.... how I love thee. I OMFG love the bacon burger. I cannot express in words my love for their bacon burger. But this was back in something like 2003ish. I see a review somewhere about little bacon. I remember there being lots of bacon. That was the best part of the burger.... *drools over keyboard*", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BWbeOmu-7NsK8fUxSAaH_w", "date": "2009-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "W4Ez0RxS1TfHW2s1eOXiDA", "text": "the best thing about bongo burger is the mushroom sandwich. i think they soak those mushrooms in crack somewhere in the back, then put them on a toasted bun with cheese & lettuce & tomatoes (if you don't think tomatoes are gross) & condiments for you to eat. i eat one, and immediately want five more. \n\nman, oh man alive, those crack mushrooms are really good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Qt6t6i4RDbgXIOg6EXUbvQ", "date": "2008-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Y_OKYmMb3zxNBGseu_BFlw", "text": "I love love love love love love love love Bongo Burger... I wish I could give them a 5, but I am not a very big fan of the male owner. I hate onions, and one time I ordered the same, the number 2 (bacon cheese burger) with no onions and no tomatoes, and I guess they made a mistake and put onions on it. I usually hate taking food back, but I felt so comfortable since I always went to bongo burger ever since I went to high school. Well, the owner guy basically made a huge deal and said it was not onions that it was lettuce and did not want to take my order back, so I kind of got pissed and showed him. Anyways, he was not too happy with taking it back but did anyways. \n\nOverall, everyone there is nice and I love the burgers and especially the fries. When I meet someone, I always tell them how delicious their burgers are and they end up loving it too! One of my favorite places ever!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NLAmVslhhGEnig5WzYIlmw", "date": "2012-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yU4yrAUa2jCAT5vf63lCXA", "text": "Yum yum yums! Deliciousness in my tums!\n\nBongo burger is delicious, and I'm salivating just thinking about my next burger. I usually get the Black Bean burger or the Persian Sandwich, simply because I no longer eat beef. Both are delicious, and as well as all the beef ones (well, the ones that I tried before I gave up beef.). However, at this point, I almost religiously always get the Persian Sandwich. Can't really go wrong with lamb.\n\nBut honestly, it's not the sandwiches that captivate me. It's the fries. I know wavy fries are one of the lowest on the fry scale (with criss-cut/waffle fries at the very top), but for some reason, Bongo makes wavy fries like no other. They're perfect, and everything wavy fries should be. Not to mention that they offer a ranch dipping sauce, which is better than crack cocaine (it's a metaphor! i honestly wouldn't know). I usually need about 3.5 portions of ranch, 2 for my sandwich, and 1.5 for my fries. *licks lips*\n\nBongo makes me happy. I mean, I think I prefer the Northside and Westside stores over the Southside one (Southside wins only due to proximity). It's location next to People's Park has made it an interesting journey on several occasions. However, one of the conviences of the Southside location, it offers a huge table. Good for groups of 6!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zg9ZQcwKJnSLSgxYV-eHbg", "text": "My favorite non-slider burger in Berkeley. The thought of the mushroom burger gets my heart racing, and not just because of what it does to my arteries. :/", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RdvF0neSwkZUwMrNHMGkrQ", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6VQ-ft6T7KAktTCdlu9OSQ", "text": "hella guud! whenever i'm too lazy to \"cook\" (which is about 95% of the time) and i'm in search of something just damn delicious and down the street (from oakland to berkeley that is) i find myself at bongo burger. the order is quick--no need to think--just get up to the register and say \"persian burger.\" it's lucky number 7 on the combo menu and it's damn good. within just a few minutes i'm chowing down on my foot long lamb burger and crinkle cuts fries. I douse my meal in the white sauce; a lot of people call it \"ranch\" but that's blasphemous. it's SO much better than ranch. with in a few i'm full off of lamby-ness (baah! so sad!)\n\nI save half for now and half for later. and it's so good that i plan out when i'll eat the next half. and am i crazy or do i wash down my burger with RC cola? perhaps. anyway, the place is spick and span and always serves up quality eats in fast food-like speed. \n\nthe only thing i hate about the place is how cold it gets from stupid customers walking in an letting the door fly open. \"geez man i'm freezing over here!\" it messes up the persian burger-ness. parking sucks everywhere in berkeley so go after traffic and you'll have plenty of time, cuz they're one of the few telegraph eateries that actually have reasonable hours.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wvVm5Q69-Su3o8aLD0AjGw", "date": "2008-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cGFtpom0_dTHXhziJgxnpA", "text": "My favorite burger joint in Berkeley, hands down!!\n\nATMOSPHERE\nI love the large glass windows and the ample seating! It never feels cramped in there and I especially love stealing the large table right next to the cashier-- gives my friends and me enough room to thoroughly enjoy our meals.\n\nThe owners and workers are Persian and they have this \"cool air\" to them. You can tell they live another life beyond the restaurant, but they're still really friendly. I always ask them to cut the burger in half for me and they always oblige! \n\nFOOD\nCombo #3 (Cheeseburger, fries, and a small drink) is the only thing I order here and I have yet to be disappointed.\n\nThe quality of their ingredients rivals In-n-Out and there isn't one thing I dislike about their burgers.\n\nThe sesame seed bun is toasted to perfection, and the veggies are fresh and crisp. The lettuce isn't a whole leaf; instead, it's cut into skinny strips, which are so good. The patty is made with high quality beef and it's succulent and juicy. \n\nMy favorite thing at Bongo Burger has to be the old school crinkle fries. THEY ARE ALWAYS AMAZING. The texture and consistency cannot be beat. They are always made-to-order so you can expect a tray of piping hot and crispy french fries when the worker calls your number. I've definitely found myself wandering in just to buy an order of fries...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DX4Bk1ZyshPcH1tyTrTbXg", "text": "Pros:\nThe Persian burger plate (no bun/ carbs) is awesome! Great flavor and solid price. \n\nCons:\nThe ambiance is a little more of a takeout place even though they have a few tables to sit on. Works well for students I'm sure. \n\nFun:\nI drank a 50/50 fresh \"squeezed\" carrot and orange juice blend (can you squeeze a carrot?)--that was interesting. Not to mention if you can't find fun on nearby Telegraph Ave then you're in the wrong place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rkhm3bht88rhk5pR3kF3FA", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e1jh1DsKI8ELxrD3RESmDw", "text": "I've walked by this place so many times over the past 15 years, that I finally decided to try it. And I was a bit disappointed. The people there seem friendly and the prices are decent for what you get. I was enjoying my burger until I saw that they don't prepare them there. They just come out of a bag. I'm not sure how they have won best burger in Berkeley when they don't even make the patties! I understand why I just kept walking all these years.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lrp5aQP31ar3JDlbwccfHQ", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eLKEw_egvKkocZNJPCkqyQ", "text": "Living literally only two streets up from Bongo has made it my burger go-to for the last couple of years. If you are looking for a meal that is economical, filling, and most importantly, delicious, I highly recommend you give these guys a shot.\n\nMy top two favorites:\n1. Hamburger Meal - Keeps it simple, but a damn good burger and those crinkly fries (always hot and fresh) are the perfect side dish.\n\n2. Black Bean Burger Meal - Coming from a vegetarian family, I usually like to try vegetarian burger options if they are available since most restaurant veggie burgers easily fall flat. Bongo definitely has an above average black bean burger and it serves as a great replacement for those days where a hamburger might just be a bit too heavy.\n\nSIDE NOTE: It one day dawned upon me to squirt a little bit of their Sriracha sauce into my obligatory Bongo ranch cup. The mixture was easily my most life changing experience. Trust me, if you get on your Sriracha-ranch game at Bongo, there is no way whatever else you order can go wrong.\n\nMinus 1 star because I am not a fan of the no-refill drink situation, it's a small cup of soda (with a lot of ice) for the amount of food to be consumed.\n\nBottom Line: Worth trying if you're in the area and you are more than likely to leave satisfied!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uYvOeCYPdpvq6X2WA1m6_A", "date": "2011-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GvahG2GLocBXPIQTyjiF0w", "text": "I LOVE burgers & it makes me sad this is the only decent burger place within walking distance in South Berkeley. \n(Triple Rock & Barney's burgers = AMAZING) \n\n3 stars for food. The burgers are inconsistent & there is little bacon on the bacon cheeseburger. The quality has gone down since I've been at Cal. The fries are also average. \n\n2 stars for the cold service. I order here a good amount & each time I'm greeted with rudeness. The cooks seem friendly though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BhkkJQbSy_womFDYIYTgQg", "date": "2009-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hT42791rkPIXNw9jsyWUwA", "text": "If you live in Berkeley, you should be forced to try Bongo at least once.  They have some of the dankest burgers.  While most people will compare this place to Barney's and criticize Bongo to serve smaller portions, I really do prefer the taste of Bongo's burgers.  The patty is always cooked very consistently and is pink in the middle.  It has a nice smokey flavor to it.  I always either get the mushroom or bacon addon, both of which add tremendous flavor to the burger.  It is topped with fresh lettuce, tomato, and spread.  One of my favorite parts of their burger is the bun.  Their buns are lightly toasted and are extremely fluffy.  They feel great when you bite into it; you'll know what i'm talking about when you try it.  The staff is always friendly, and they get orders out FAST.  I live right by this place so I've had this on multiple occasions, and the service and consitency of taste really impressed me.\n\nPROTIP:  Their fries have the zig zag texture, meaning they are fried more evenly and taste great with their house made ranch sauce.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ixzq6PQAAeeA1lai6uHtDA", "text": "i love you i love you i love you. First of all, i love berkeley, second of all, i loooove bongo burger. i've only tried south campus, not the others, but i have history here. i basically used to live up in berkeley (was there 4 days out of the week, then was at Cal for a bit), and i would go here almost every day. I got to know the ladies that ran the place, super nice, and persian obvi ;) so they loved me. my usual was the bacon cheeseburger with onion rings...the onion rings are HUGE..some of the best i've had. and the ranch..omg the ranch...buttermilk ranch!! ahhh! so good. the persian burger is so good too! second favorite thing on the menu to my bacon cheeseburger ;) i have been here so many times and i will keep coming back", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GiC_S3Hhfh02Yy6c9prDvg", "date": "2011-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jntWJ08tQE_HZaI2LZTlNw", "text": "We came here just for the persian burger combos and that's what we got. I thought it would be a persian spiced regular round burger but I was so wrong. It's like a 1.5 foot long nice, toasty, yet soft, hoagie like bun with a flat, large piece of perfectly seasoned beef kabob with even sumac spice, with tomatoes, diced onions, lettuce, and some olive oil or some kind of light seasoning on it. I kind of wished we had shared one since it was huge, but I I figured I don't come up to Berkeley often so I should just eat my heart out. Paired with the hot, fresh from the fryer french fries and my drink, all for $9, this was an awesome dinner. \n\nI would think everything here is good, too, but since there are Persians running the place, I'll stick to the persian burger. The order came out very prompt and the staff were all very nice and friendly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wZe4FORQ3FjF6TFgadb-pA", "date": "2009-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k10XnZ6CyEKDhyNYSglTpQ", "text": "One of the few reasons I go here is because they accept credit cards, and most other burger places nearby do not. Other than that, they're burgers are okay, and the fries are decent.\n\nThat being said, I still like the taste of the food, especially the bacon burger. It's only a short walk away from Unit 2, so I can run down, come back, and still have time to study for finals.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VrWSCcH2CigZtlz_zc1ioQ", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NHGO3T6A1-J7x23jCb1M4A", "text": "For a fast food joint, Bongo Burger is pretty good. It's simple and good, but probably not a place you want to visit TOO often due to health reasons. Good fast food can't be good for your health, right?\n\nI liked:\n*An 'American Grill' with a Persian twist = options include lamb, falafels, etc...\n*Place is clean, has a TV, and plenty of seats\n*Food comes out quick n' fresh\n*CHEAP and decent quality (especially breakfast)\n\nBlah:\n*The main cashiers come across rude and not really happy with their jobs\n*They charge for minor changes to the orders - don't be bilks to people who frequently visit!\n\nFinal Call:\n*It's a good place to visit if you're on this side of Berkeley and need a quick meal with limited funds. It's not good enough to visit more than one or two times a month though, there are healthier and better alternatives.\n\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nMunched on...\n*Turkey burger\n     -Juicy and yummy\n*Falafel plate\n     -I've had better\n*Fries\n     -Nice n' greasy", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U-bqERKcKOE6cWqT2wiagw", "text": "Bongo Burger is a very good solid burger. It's none of that health conscious crap they serve at Smart Alec's or ridiculously over-priced gourmet stuff they serve at Flame. \n\nWhen you come to Bongo Burger you have to know what to order. What I always get from Bongo when I come here is the Mushroom Burger. The combination of sauteed mushrooms and the veggie toppings is sublime. \n\nRecommendation:\nMushroom Burger Combo + Baklava. \n\nGood Food, Good Friends, ENJOY!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ul4VzOjWD3HKA5P6HudizA", "text": "I went here for the first time on Saturday after the gym, and I came back on Sunday (again, after the gym).  This should speak volumes to the simple perfection of an uncomplicated and uncompromising Bongo burger.\n\nI was comforted by the \"We use Niman Ranch\" sign and surprised by the quality of the bun.\n\nI look forward to returning for the Persian Burger and the Mushroom burger.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UQFE3BT1rsIYrcDvu_XVow", "date": "2010-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_veX0S5H3D86DJzBf1IxXA", "text": "A large group of about 11 of us went here for lunch about a month ago and though we all had pretty standard orders, we were glad to find that there were no mistakes made on any of our orders.\n\nWe originally had a little problem finding seating outside but after a couple of parties left we put together two or three tables and brought chairs from the inside to seat all of us.\n\nAll of our food was good, but not great. The food was filling but it seemed to lack some flavor especially the persian plate. It was really just the burger minus the bun. The fries tasted like school cafeteria fries, which some people like but I don't care for.\n\nThe food is good and filling, I just wish it had more flavor.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Lg2Bdk4VdFsj0zynl6wNVQ", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zrhm6i-N4S9sQFBHlGQn8A", "text": "so this isn't your authentic persian style restaurant if your thinking that, The workers seem to not be of persian decent which was the case with previous workers. The persian burger is good, very good infact, i enjoyed it, they use high quality condiments and meat on their burgers and you can watch them make it as well. I would give them 4 stars but they messed up my order and the workers are hard to communicate with.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wv24eKVAffKx3x40v_q-PQ", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rtVoR9NR4MiXyz3liBW5HA", "text": "Love it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kdfruR21iLwS9sxiuMUdFg", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WuQx8lUeiWovqV5G7Oc_cA", "text": "Good Persian burger.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nFQVjlrVXRmW8jy4GAZDIQ", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6VnFbD_Mu470YO0RscnmOQ", "text": "Ok so like, it was Good Friday and me and my amigos were lookin for some fine cuisine. We were high out of our minds when we stumbled upon Bongo Burger. We decided to let our mouths taste some of their goods. I ordered the Persian Burger because I haven't had lamb in years. The burger came out looking like a long sandwich which freaked me out at first, but it tasted like the lamb of Christ. The bread was a little too toasty for my liking and the fries are the shriveled looking ones (still pretty tasty). I like how they have ranch available to squirt in a small sized cup to use as a dipper. Overall this place satisfied my hunger, but there are a butt load of better burger joints out there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qkg_mVQ-hOuKv0uEv2UWKw", "date": "2010-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XsJdfn6ZaLs3j5aJ1Hv14g", "text": "Mushroom burger. MMMMM so juicy. This is my go to order when I come here. I get the combo so I can get some fries too. The fries are zig zag cut. \n\nSince the mushroom burger is so juicy.... it gets kinda messy so I find it odd and a little annoying that they dont have napkins available to grab yourself. You have to go and ask them for some and they give you like two. -_____(\") my messy eating needs more than two please!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "v9L3uMYb2DoHX_r0I6nzeg", "text": "Not particularly memorable. Never tried any of their burgers, but I do love their (don't hate me all you foodies) falafels. Falafels + ranch = bliss in this sort-of-southern-gal's mouth that goes straight to the heart. :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rke-uYHINHJmYKk7nXxzYw", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 12, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "56uYBqkmtEVC1CjVpk0V8g", "text": "I have been here many times and usually have shish kebab sandwich. The taste of food is great. Nice staff. The only con is the environment. It is not very clean.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F2oB9Am_ZLhSMIo1ikuf_A", "date": "2012-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 16, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "U_8DtqWMurAHTP7XkMe9jQ", "text": "I always come here after school, (easier to cook food at home and impossible when you have homework!  unless you have someone who cooks for you )\n\nFood is so delicious, If you are new I recommend you go for Shish Kebob or Persian Kebob. \n\nThe bad thing about this store is that between 12-1 it is very crowded and sometimes you need to wait 15-20 minutes to get your food.\n\nPrices are moderate, quality of the sandwiches and stuffing are very good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Bb7H7PxE-26T55Z25T5WdA", "date": "2012-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9PLe_zoRxwu68z_IEuPRzQ", "text": "I have been going to Bongo's for over 25 years never had an bad burger or Persian burger love the Persian. Back in the day after they opened other locations we would do \"the walk\" and have burgers in all three stores! Great stuff if you don't Ike these burgers you don't like burgers!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i86XXjLN3e0sOl6MD_qzDw", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AJa21DmiMONpEHINwg1p7A", "text": "5 bucks for a burger that's like a billion others but with A RUBBER TIRE FOR A BUN!!!\n\nif nothing else, i can use it for a spare when i get a flat...\n\nmy hunt for the great bay burger continues...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "lraljnrfzAUQv1MvOCyHew", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fC1ESF7y8NHgimAiqHYe9Q", "text": "5-Line-5-Star Review\n\n1: Great Ingredients\n\n2: Great Prices\n\n3: Great Spot\n\n4: 5 Stars", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FSv6AF6iMxm2NNSIQcwyTQ", "date": "2011-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q3xb0AzB0Icobp_4MqlGdA", "text": "Bongo serves burgers, breakfast (til 11am), and Mediterranean food such as falafel, hummus, etc.--a good place to go if you're a vegetarian with a carnivore in tow.  Their burgers, beef or turkey, are charbroiled and the buns are toasted well; not the best burger in town, but it still hits the spot.  They also serve the \"Persian\" burger:  lamb patties with the usual burger fixins and a squeeze of tahini on a long hoagie-like roll.  It's fantastic!  If you're craving Mediterranean, they have falafel sandwiches and various Med plate options including one that comes with falafel, hummus, tabouleh, dolmas, a slice of stinky feta, and pita--all this food for around $7!  They also serve cheap breakfast (it used to be $1.99, but it might have gone up thanks to the recession) early in the day, but that's not a highlight of Bongo aside from the price.  Everything is very affordable here, including the fresh-squeezed orange juice.  There are some tables indoors and two tables on the sidewalk if you want to observe the Telegraph Avenue characters.  They also have a location in Northside as well as downtown Berkeley on Center Street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "X0q4bFpolUwr_MOKEURbHg", "date": "2005-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dKUXt6GJJfk7hV-aCRTi8g", "text": "Not a place I like too much. The burgers are okay when you try them the first time, but it gets tiresome pretty fast. It just seems to lack a burger's substance. As a result, I tend to go for their so called persian burgers for a change.\n\n If you like the burgers here, you're a burger newb. N00b I TELL YOU!!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "R9nUGtkEIJoLJX-z-TKI6g", "date": "2007-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QVzIYITNoywEYbBn7Foi5g", "text": "This burger does the job. I usually get the turkey burger, place the fries inside, and pour some greek sauce on top of the fries and veggies. It's nothing fancy, but the burger always holds together. So many of them fall apart. It's a clean burger experience. When I lived in the Bay Area, everyone loved Barney's, but their burgers fall apart. Great place to go if you're craving a burger and are hungover. \n\nI'm not totally sure why I'm writing a review of Bongo Burger, which I haven't eaten in ten years ago, but I'm in South America right now and am craving random food from my homeland, mostly ethnic. I find the food in Santiago disappointing. If you're in the University neighborhood, and you're hungry, go to Bongo Burger!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zPlCpEDAQ0jH9iLyIXVnWQ", "date": "2011-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TqsOUWgx8YEV8f6P_54rTA", "text": "YES. I am so excited to write a review for Bongo Burger. I'm sure everyone has given this place well deserved 4-5 stars, but I will reiterate what has most likely been said and say that I LOVE BONGO BURGER. Not only because it's down the street from my house, not because it's near school, but because the meat is so delicious. Their burgers are so good. The bread is thick and perfect with the meat and all their lettuce and onions. It's a place that will always satisfy my burger craving (which I admit occurs quite too often). I do not need to continue raving about bongo burger. Crack of the burgers. End of story.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k0jEPUuC7DCQFw0uEuuUOg", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "vcd3rKdVA0_aPYgOAV-Vpg", "text": "Why is this place so expensive?  For the price they charge and the amount of food they give you is not really worth it.\n\nThey only have one vegetarian burger, the black bean burger, which is like $7 for the combo.  The burger is tiny and not that great.  I thought the crinkle cut fries were better than the burger.  You also get a soda with the combo but its more like a small size.\n\nI've had the falafel here which wasn't that bad and a little more reasonably priced.\n\nI have to say my favorite is the really cheap breakfast they have which is like 2 eggs and toast for only $2.\n\nI also don't understand the decor here, they have a painting of a chef holding a naked pink woman and another man from afar staring at them.  WTH is that?\n\nIn the end, the bongo burger has me left with this place not feeling very special or memorable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2009-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "iQc4xqbFeUJiVQaId3ltUQ", "text": "What a ripoff!\n\nI went to go get a cheeseburger to go, took it home, opened it up, and there was NO CHEESE.  I couldn't taste any cheese, and I couldn't see any cheese.  So I call them up and the lady talks to the cook and she says \"No, he put the cheese on, you just can't see it\".\n\nHold on right here.  Can't see the cheese? WTF? Is this invisible cheese? Disappearing cheese? Yeah right, lady.\n\nSo I say \"NO, I can't see ANY cheese, and I can't TASTE the cheese, and I have it right in front of me\".  And she tells me \"No, he put it on, we know, it's there you just can't see it.\"\n\nSo I'm just ready to blow at this woman, because I already paid for an overpriced cheeseburger and now I'm told they only serve invisible cheese?  I say goodnight and hang up, and I will never ever go to Bongo Burger again, it was a mistake going there this time.\n\nWhat rude people, I hope no one ever buys from this overpriced no cheese place ever again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "XuqXuswe0zu2235s602-bw", "date": "2009-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6bQwuGjS1pbR7yWg0Az18A", "text": "After that horrid experience with Smart Alec's, I was reluctant to try another burger joint within nuking distance of the UC Campus area.\n\nOK, let me just state for the record that BONGO BURGER ROCKS.\n\nFirst of all, the lady behind the counter (owner?) is really nice--she didn't even get mad when I broke the Tabasco bottle by accident (Sorry, I'm such a Klutz!)\n\nAnyway, I tried the TURKEY BURGER ($4.50) and was glad that I didn't order fries, because this burger was gi-normous!  The turkey patty was about 6.5 oz (1/3 pound), with lots of leaf lettuce & tomato and a very high quality bun.  \n\nIn my lifetime, I've had few turkey burgers of this quality or taste, and the other folks in my party were really satisfied with their cow burgers & fries.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H2WhI7u2Zc-ozPnKBvhWwQ", "date": "2009-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7fAmGKsM78OQtx9ykJ1h-A", "text": "This is one of the rare times I've gone to a restaurant and said: this is just a really well made (*insert food item*). Well..at Bongo Burger, they know how make a fucking well made burger. DAMN. Although Bongo Burger isn't anything special, their attention to detail just makes a great burger.\n\nI got the CheeseBurger with swish cheese and a fries and coke. Initial thoughts:\n\n-Fries weren't salted enough and I had to add a good amount to get the right taste. WHATS UP WITH UNSALTED FRIES?!?! It's not really being that much more healthy. ARGH.\n\n-Soda cup  was pretty small and they charge for refills\n\n-AMAZING BURGER. Focusing in on the main course, I realized this was going to be a great meal. All the ingredients, the burger bun, the shredded lettuce, the tomatoes, the patty: all could have been bought at your nearest grocery store. However, at Bongo Burger, they serve these ingredients together just the way you want them...so delicious. The buns were perfectly toasted and the patty, although not thick, was plenty juicy. The shredded lettuce was nice especially since the burger is pretty big in size. This sitting in a bed of melted swiss cheese just hit the spot.\n\nFinally Verdict?!\n\nCome here and get blown away by how awesome a simply well prepared burger can be.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rldLuAb50C95-TNFu7R3Ug", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "deI_e2FnhUGCTquLbpqHhg", "text": "The burgers are flavorful. And they have those neat crinkly fries you had when you were in elementary school. But the burgers are almost too flavorful, overpoweringly so. \n\nIf you just want a burger though, I would suggest going here. It's still pretty good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ilOKrdBtszUeRkuiJfpwHQ", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EuIYtPlpUlbJb_Z7I6XjcQ", "text": "Maybe I was just really hungry.. But after Hitting Top Dog, my friend and I came here for meal #2 (this is within 15 minutes).  We ordered the Mushroom burger combo and split it.  And even with diminishing marginal utility, the flavor just kept getting better.  The mushrooms were marinated to perfection, so juicy.  As was the burger patty itself.  As I bit into the burger, the juice came out of both the mushroom and burger patty, melding together to make this heavenly melody (like in the beginning of simpsons)  Almost as good as Kobe :)  They use beef from a specific farm?  I still must try the Mediterranean food, since it keeps getting such good reviews for it.  This place is definitely a must try, and at a very legit price.  Try it Out!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "95w6R55XnyclGzzmwGCaRw", "date": "2008-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ip5de4R9XZfu89uzeVAMoQ", "text": "Synopsis:\nI've only had the burgers to go and they were really good. The fries came in a nice portion too.\n\nThe Scene:\nBongo Burger is a nice place, very quaint. It's interesting to see elements of middle eastern cuisine tied in with american staples like burgers. In terms of looks, there isn't much to report other than the fact that there isn't too much seating area. It was nice, however, to know that if you are having take out, you can get ketchup and ranch (as much as you want).\n\nThe Food:\nThe burgers were delicious. The beef was well spiced and cooked to perfection. The shredded lettuce and tomatoes added a nice touch. Fries were just okay, but if paired with a burger, who really cares?\n\nThe Best Part:\nThe Burgers", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RtHYj81II1WYyCWha7VfEA", "date": "2007-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oa3RxGWwfUKPRAOHcMWu_Q", "text": "Ahhh if they had a location in LA, I'd frequently visit this place! The ground lamb patty is a healthy and DELICIOUS alternative to beef! UCB students, consider yourselves fortunate to have this place in close proximity", "stars": 5, "user_id": "62di_gedL48Pv9xPJ3qxsw", "date": "2010-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t7Z-mW0a08NErfaJctw6GA", "text": "Maybe I'm sentimental but I have wonderful memories of eating at Bongo Burger before and after shows at the Greek theater. The falafel isn't the best that I've had, hell I make a better falafel, but the persian burger is quite nice and the whole setting is pleasant and easy on the wallet. They do some fresh carrot and orange juices which are very nice. Their fries suck so don't even bother with that, stick to the falafel and persian burger and you can't go wrong.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zUGNL2kbzomjtB9YMzpY6g", "date": "2009-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TlDxuK4Qq3OYC7AC6eVUIw", "text": "For some students, bongo burgers can be a bit more on the pricier end compared to the massive amount of food that you can get for like $6 at Steve's Korean BBQ at the Asian Ghetto a block away.\n\nThere burgers are very juicy and fat!  Order any style you want.. and if you are in the additional mood to eat mediterranean items, then that is also available to order.  I haven't tried any of their mediterranean items though, only their burgers and fries.\n\nNice crunchy fries and fulfilling burgers that will make you stuffed for hours.\n\nMake sure to Ask for plenty of ranch sauce at the front!!!!!!  :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2008-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TN-Uk1LUM9TfLeUit-TRmg", "text": "Fairly tasty burger, though thinner patty  than I expected given the height of the final product. The fries were ok but nothing special. Definitely gets credit for lots of veggie options and Persian flair - hummus, tabouleh, and lamb burgers are all available. If I'm nearby again, I'd give the lamb burger a shot. \n\nTRIVIA: Bongo drums are especially popular in Cuban music and have Spanish origin. The larger of the pair is called the \"hembra\" (female) drum while the smaller is the \"macho\" (male drum.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PauNerg-kHRpoqLwB6F5CQ", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2OXHd04AdNv2I1EBgB2t0g", "text": "Bongo Burger gets the award for the cheapest breakfast around, and I have taken advantage of this many times. But the fact that they (1) don't serve bacon, (2) their \"sausage\" is a hot dog, and (3) everything is served on a paper plate with plastic utensils, makes Bongo a pretty bad choice for breakfast unless you simply need fuel.\n\nBurgers for lunch are much better, particularly the Persian lamb burger, although the burger prices have gone up recently and it seems a little steep for what you get.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wjGIqZfte1aJ9MTKLevxnA", "date": "2007-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7IBODEyziwNfy6zp3NlIWg", "text": "MmmMmmMmMmMmmmMmMMMMMMmmmmm\n\nCame here today for lunch again. YUM just yum. Mushroom burger = best by far. Tried the spicy chicken sandwich (not bad, but sort of dry)\n\nSauces are the best. I love mixing their sauces. My suggestion is that they pre-mix the sauces and call them...\"RANCHUP\" or \"KETCHRANCH\" yummy for burgers, fries, & everything.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "asL6O6CnNPw60kBKXkgKOw", "text": "I've been a HUGE fan of Bongo Burger ever since my very first burger here! From previous experience, I ABSOLUTELY recommend the mushroom burger. It's perfectly savory, not too dry (like many burger places), and completely filling! Plus, the fries are ridiculously addictive.\n\nYesterday, I got the All American Burger which was all right. It's your typical burger with patty, cheese, lettuce, etc., but without the mushrooms, it just wasn't the same.\n\nBottom line: Bongo Burger is completely worth your money, and a great casual eat-out spot. The prices aren't too bad and everything is delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bo4Bx0JagSiQlQRq_J4LIA", "text": "This place is very solid. Great tasting burger with Niman Ranch Beef, grilled onions and well-mixed toppings and sauces. The burger was also made very well, something lacking at most burger places. The fries were also very good. A burger and fries for ~$6 isn't the cheapest you could find, but you're definitely getting your money's worth here.\n\nThe service wasn't exactly cordial, but at a burger place, I don't expect much as long as the food is good and served fast. A great place for students and other residents looking for a great burger near campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yJ2_3cqtKMlZKGP6F86trA", "date": "2009-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CoEoNHNyF_4l8X-CTHo-0g", "text": "Wow I saw my boy Steven Lee review this place.  Now I gotta write one too.  I lived about 5 minutes walking from this place for 2 years.  My roommate and I would literally eat here at least 3 times a week.  Their burgers are delicious and filling.  If you can wake up in time, as most college students cant, check out their breakfast.  YUM.  \n\nA burger + fries + drink will cost you about $10.  Not too bad.  Give it a shot!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6_96rVmVarIax-RI6DOWCw", "date": "2011-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "epLm91lg1VBAe9j8mEG36A", "text": "Let me begin by saying, get a combo.  \n\nSo, the plan was to eat at In n' Out but we were in Emeryville... and had developed a serious case of lazy.  Then, came Trueburger in Oakland but they were closed on Labor Day.  And then came Rocky's... but we'd tried it before and wanted something new.  A quick hop onto my Yelp mobile app and search for \"burgers\" near Berkeley led us to Bongo Burger (comes up as the first restaurant!)  It's a total mom n' pop shop with plenty of neighborhood street parking.  \n\nThroughout my search, all I saw was \"Persian Burger\" and \"so juicy\" and \"white sauce.\"  We got a combo Persian ($8.something) with a mushroom burger ($7.95) and an extra side of fries (cause one isn't enough!  Getting a combo next time...$2.14 after tax)  For someone who doesn't like lamb, this burger was pretty bombastic.  Can definitely tell it's lamb but the flavors all work together really well.  The mushroom burger was chunky, juicy and very filling.  I thought it had plenty of mushrooms and was deliciously melted with cheese.  \n\nThe white sauce looks like ranch dressing but is faaar from it.  It has a subtle mediterranean-y/yogurt-y flavor that really enhances the taste of the meat (and fries).  OHH the fries... crunchy, crispy, wholesome deliciousness.  Fill a condiment container with ketchup and pour some tabasco and pepper in it.   MMMmmmMMMm, classic dip...  \n\nMy allegiance goes to Bongo.  Touche.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7z-Crwkwo3wyngtjFhdJ9A", "date": "2010-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FciXGpueab3fN7MmkyjTaA", "text": "With our sudden craving for a burger, my boyfriend and I decided to go to Bongo Burger to satisfy our hunger. I was expecting a burger that would do just that but I ended up becoming a little disappointed. \n\nI ordered the mushroom burger, which was a Niman Ranch beef patty topped with sauteed mushrooms, Swiss cheese, lettuce, grilled onions, tomatoes, mayonnaise, mustard, and ketchup with a side of french fries. My boyfriend ordered the mushroom burger as well with a side of onion rings.\n\nHere's where my 3-star rating comes from. My boyfriend and I noticed that the onion rings were frozen in a name-brand box, not the freshly- made kind I was expecting. To make things worse, they charged us $2.75 for 7 [previously frozen] small onion rings. The crinkle-cut fries were good, definitely better than the onion rings. They were crunchy and piping hot, just the way I like them. The burger was okay, nothing too extraordinary. The patty was pretty thin and a little burnt, not the juicy patty I was hoping for. There was too much mayonnaise, which kept flowing from the sides of my burger. My boyfriend's burger patty kept slipping out of the buns because of the overabundance of mayonnaise in his. The lettuce and Swiss cheese were good, but who can mess up on that? I loved the grilled onions though, which was definitely an incentive for me to finish my mushroom burger. \n\nOverall, it was okay...but the next time I am craving for a  good burger, I will look elsewhere.\n\nI wonder where that could be...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZsN29cZsMskeTwGfTfUrjw", "date": "2009-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fUngdLjwycB2gg5SqkiScQ", "text": "Monday nov 17 08\n\nLocation is bright and open. I enjoyed how the front windows open like doors to give you fresh air and so you don't choke on cooking fumes. Also you don't wanna leave smelling like cooked beef patties or the usual berkeley stinkies you find around there.I ordered a Persian Burger (lamb) and also a steak burger.No, not just for me my cousin was there so we split them to try each.\nThe bread is nice and toasty to my liking but the insides were not packed with enough meat. I esp. hate it when you get a bite of just bread, lettuce, and well nothing else. If I wanted 20% of my burger to be vegan I would have ordered that. Strech the meat to the ends of the bun, or better yet, have the meat sticking out the side!! For how thin the meat patty was, you would expect it to reach both ends of the bun!\n\nI started off eating the steak sandwich, the steak needs to be marinated in something, it was bland but somehow enjoyable. Fresh and neatly packed but I feel like I am spending 2-3 bux more than what I feel this grub should cost. I still give them 4 stars because when I ate the lamb burger it had flavor. Not the overwhelming  lamb flavor, I'm sure they use a little lemon juice in this.\n\nCrinkle Cut French Fries are cooked just right. No complaints here or raves.\n\nOverall I enjoyed my trip here, Parking wasn't too hard to find and only half a block away. The spot is what I liked, The seating wasn't cramped and the open airy feeling was good because I tend to overheat easily, I think I need more exercise to burn all this food off, ok it's winter, I could use the extra insulation, I'll wait till march!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5fuuuDZ8X0XFnKqoAPIWnA", "date": "2008-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "i24fxNsT1jzTDAtanz5-4Q", "text": "Bongo Burger is freaking delicious! Definitely one of my favorite burger places in Berkeley. (Just for reference, I only have 2 favorite burger places in Berkeley...) Anyways, My favorite is the Turkey Burger! It's healthy? (that's what it says on the menu!) I think Bongo Burger tastes different from other burger places because their bread is different! (&& I freaking LOVE their bread.) The burgers are very filling & cheap so if you are ever in Berkeley, try Bongo Burger! =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2011-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KBHC7qezVn80rahMcpFbWA", "text": "I used to live two blocks from here when I was a Berkeley student, and I used to come by all the time to get their $3 breakfast. I have no idea if they still offer this, but I LOVED it. Eggs, toast, potatoes - so good for a starving college student.\n\nI also loved the burgers and fries here, I still dream of this place. If only this existed near me now!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "D96pOQ39yzgoJWObBZ9Wzg", "date": "2008-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MuLss8wDEalTmUDunGTWaA", "text": "I came here on the suggestion of my friend, who likes to eat out a lot. I wanted to try a place with an awesome mushroom burger. I love mushrooms so much you have no idea. This is a small place, but it works for them. They've added a Persian flavor do some of their dishes. I haven't tried them though. \n\nI just ordered a mushroom burger. The patty was very flavorful. My only complaint is there wasn't enough mushrooms! Also, I really liked their fries. I think they're using Oreda fries, which I find funny.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sBswn4u5KkmMyWVCV8mTrA", "date": "2009-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nF5-eCxh_9Flc9vwmdrLSg", "text": "Persian Burger.. You were quite tasty. Even though you were put together like a sandwich, the lamb meat made it up to me. The chopped up lettuce, tomato, and some mayo did add some nice touch. I like the idea of being able to choose from a french bread bun or pita to wrap you up... or if I want you whole or half. And you do go quite nicely with the crispy crinkle fries. But I do wish you were a bit meatier because that would had been more savory. \n\nBongo Burger.. You're a good spot for a quick bite to eat. My friend seems to really like your mushroom burger since he ordered one to nom in the restaurant, and the other for to-go. That must say something about your burgers. Plus, I thought the portion size was good for it's price, and there's a pretty good assortment of food in your menu. And your service was not bad, but it was a bit too obvious on how much nicer you became after getting tipped in the tip jar.\n\nSince I am from way out of town, I believe my first time meal here would be my last one as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UwZXeXC7z1inksQo0RFbTw", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NJm3fOUXS7pVbLpovNI_aQ", "text": "Want a really good burger and really good fries for cheap? Come to Bongo Burger!! Seriously, the food here is high quality and very tasty and a meal is under $10. Unfortunately, you're compromising ambiance for price. This place is located right next to People's Park so may get someone ask, \"Are you enjoying your burger cause I've been starving my whole life,\" then guilt you into buying them lunch. \n\nStill, I love Bongo Burger and usually get either the black bean burger or turkey burger with fries, then load up on sriracha and ranch.\n\nThey also have a really neat painting of a woman cheating on her (I assume) husband with the cook.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Tjg7Gs94swd-mJ_lbvSLzw", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OU3_m79_600e0mcD7ahu2g", "text": "mmmmmmmmmmmmm eggplant mmmmmm no 7. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats all.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FS2UACKqUVZbsTzoFmWMEg", "date": "2009-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tYchaafH4T5c8Ob9BiGK3A", "text": "i had the hummus combo. \nthe falafel was incredible and the hummus was better than average. \nfor the price, it's amazing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ojq8-SGZ-E-RvccNg9PNTQ", "date": "2009-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Uf9pufIscCtLXX64MzGd8A", "text": "My husband had been eating at Bongo Burger for years and always told me about how great it was, but I don't spend too much time in Berkeley. When I finally got around to trying them out, I realized I was missing out on a gem. \nThe food is consistently high quality (they use Niman Ranch beef). My fave is the shish kebob sandwich - a huge french roll with sliced up steak, onions & tomato. simple but delish. They also make the best falafels and hummus I've had anywhere.\nWe now make the drive to Berkeley just to get Bongo Burger!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2gK1aYkLBPtJFb6AuVhfxg", "date": "2010-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vhTSVO5m-GEgWUrLtVhlHQ", "text": "I'm not sure why I like this place so much. There really isn't anything that amazing about it. Everything is fairly average. However, for some reason I end up eating here almost every time I'm on telegraph, and I'm always extremely satisfies afterward. It's like they put nicatine in their patties. I always get the Cheeseburger combo, which is a pretty sweet deal for 7.50ish. I think what sets this place apart is their clean, cool atmosphere, their kinda large patties, and their quality buns. What ever it is, I'm down with it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ce8LZmO0bNFSSW05wlUMhg", "date": "2010-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "kI-GoYd0Hh7xx2ZY7gfkeg", "text": "Hmmmm... people seem to like this place. Well, I went there once, and had a different experience. \n\nI was starving, and had a 30 minute ride back to the city ahead of me, so popped into Bongo and had a Burger.  I thought it tasted ok, but not great. Then I hopped on  BART, and before I'd even reach MacArthur, I knew something was wrong. \n\nSo wrong, in fact, that as I sat there in a cold sweat, zooming past West Oakland, I was forced to strategize for what I hoped would not happen before I reached my safe, clean bathroom, and I decided that in the event of an under-the-Bay-Bongo-Burger emergency, I would fake a seizure. \n\nLuckily, it did not *quite* come to that. But it would take a lot to get me to go back there again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "y5MFUGFu1yDqI5bfddX5QQ", "date": "2007-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ee5MIIr70QNyRecBcOG30g", "text": "Mmm...Best burgers in Berkeley.\n\nThis place is tasty, fresh and reasonably priced, I just wish they would come to SF!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V1SOy8pmuLVso8sJisFm8A", "date": "2011-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SPvzr-TjTENue7jgEn9yJQ", "text": "Go for the fullsize lamb sandwich, add a couple falafel, and top with extra tahini,  the northside and southside location make it a great pre-drink spot if you're looking for some cheap mediterranean", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zJgTQLOOn1-SO1ghvBtXpA", "date": "2006-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3ymNOajvmHIeu7sLcfUdcQ", "text": "Can't believe I forgot to review this joint.  My friends and I used to come here at LEAST every other week for our burger fix back when we were undergrads.  Let's face it, decent burger joints are hard to find within walking distance of the southside of campus, and though this place doesn't exactly hit the spot, it comes pretty damn close.  Their burgers taste pretty amazing and it's huge, and their crinkled fries are just right.  I think the secret is in their Niman ranch sauce or whatever they use.  I'm a real sucker for ranch so you apply that goodness on the burger and fries and all of a sudden I'm a fan. \n\nOnly problem was the steep prices, sure their portions are heavy but expect to shell out around 9-10 for a combo meal, and though it might be worth it, I\"m willing to bet that most of the customers here are money starved college students and I'd say that's a bit on the steep end for us back then.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "As_lWKzZb6PQupuxKe5Ppw", "date": "2011-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Dgk810OjAdz6cyALf8lP3w", "text": "soooooooo im pretty sure that bongo burger's persian burger is one of the most delicious things i have put in my mouth. that little lamby was so tender and flavorful and a very filling. I also sampled the bacon burger which was average at best. \n\nI also thoroughly enjoyed the krinkle fries that came with the meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e4jfQJuTIqtFMvNU1u4iFA", "date": "2010-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "9-q91xnyFRwBNZDLMDBZtQ", "text": "This review is for the Persian burger ONLY, which I love and would eat every time I come to Berkeley if I didn't want to try other restaurants in Berkeley. Bongo Burger advertises using Niman Ranch Ground Beef, and the Persian burger beef does not disappoint. It is flavorful and cooked perfectly medium rare and paired with a roll. The biggest plus is the size of the burger; definitely enough for a hungry boy like me. \n\nWhat I recommend: Persian Burger", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fSR_UX9kSeU4oOkrP4zacg", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "irBoQBSupLkhQFbz1PZZNw", "text": "After my first try at Bongo a few years ago, I totally forgot the existence of this amazing burger place. Recently my roommate reignited my interest in oily American foods, so I dropped by this place for the mushroom burger combo (#1). The buns were slightly burnt and crunchy and there weren't as many grilled mushrooms as I thought, but the flavor of a good burger was definitely present. I had a nostalgic moment of being a freshman - totally entertaining!\n\nCome here for a hearty and aromatic burger and fries!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v4dBtkYuBNM9Oo2DwAQXNg", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tdfTiSndP_b_VOT-FVNM5g", "text": "This place has the best onion rings I've ever had! They're done in big, thick slices, and so have more of an onion taste than the rings at most burger places. They're amazing!\n\nI like the variety of different stuff on their menu here, especially as it's all quite cheap. I particularly like their black bean burger (pleasantly spicy, with a sorta odd texture that isn't bad but takes a bit to get used to), their turkey burgers (which are made with some kind of seasoning that makes the patty simply delicious), their new special spicy chicken sandwich (it's a seasoned ground chicken patty, not too spicy, but very tasty), and their shishkebob sandwich (very good quality beef, seasoned with what they call \"soma,\" which should perhaps be sprinkled on all food for the rest of time, as it is so tasty). I've also been known to order the Mediterranean Plate pretty often (falafel, pita, hummus, dolmas, tabouli, and a big wedge of feta cheese), and I appreciate that there are some distinctly non-burger options at such a distinctly burger-ish place.\n\nThey have a number of plates and specials (sandwich, fries, drink), and they are totally flexible about substitutions: you can get onion rings instead of fries, get a different size drink, etc. They adjust the price slightly, and you still end up with a nice discount.\n\nThe dining room is very small and often quite crowded during the school semester, but I still find it quite pleasant when I can get a table. One entire wall is made of windows looking out onto a fairly quiet side street, and the large windows slide open, so that you can get a very nice breeze sitting there in the summer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0ysw4BuNYjV9T5rPSz-Jnw", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6jW0Ok8xFRrdkXffRYZ2DA", "text": "Persian burger and fries gets me every single time.\n\nFast, doesn't-feel-like-it's-going-to-clog-your-arteries, easy food.\n\nEat it. =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Oh3CcNEp9cotXoPJIMfp7g", "date": "2007-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ghS1TSxcmGXSUfVOtnYkNA", "text": "The burgers are good but breakfast is unbeatable! Two eggs any style with yummy potatoes (I add their bomb ranch) and toast for $3. Ate at the Southside location practically every other day. A Berkeley favorite.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xngOfc0vhJvNvrRgNLMDIg", "date": "2011-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "0-8kFidJoT_fFglhCRXUMw", "text": "This Bongo burger gets a star lower than the Bongo burger on center namely because of service/location.\n\nPersonally, eating right near People's park and telegraph? Call me snobby but let's be honest here people, it's not very pleasant eating outside the restaurant. \n\nBurgers are about the same as its University Ave. and Euclid St. counterparts - standard sized burger, but nothing too crazy. I really felt like the bun didn't get that nice golden crispy look = disappointed kelly D:\n\nIf you're in a hurry for a decent burger + fries, hit up bongo burger. If you're in the mood for a better burger... Well. It's berkeley. What do you expect?? \n\nOnly 2 nomstars!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2010-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0qN00lFDm27UFbflNr5ilw", "text": "Restaurant area and service: small but clean. Cooked up the food quickly.  Cashier was nice.\n\nPersian Burger plus mushrooms: It had a flavorful but thin lamburger patty housed in a long bun.  I can't even call it a burger because it looks like a sub or hoagie. I paid them to add mushrooms but I feel like they didn't put much of it at all.  The sandwich tastes great with the sriracha and ranch that they have available at the counter.\n\nBacon Cheeseburger: The hamburger patty was really thin and slightly dry.  You can barely taste the beef.  The patty looks like one of those frozen prepackaged patties you buy from Safeway. I suggest making the patties thicker so that the burgers are juicier.\n\nFries: Nothing fancy. They look and taste like the crinkly Ore Ida fries you can buy from Safeway.  \n\nBottom line: I am not really sure what the fuss is about this burger joint. I was really disappointed because based on Yelp reviews, I was expecting my tastebuds and belly to be blown away.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "re6fN6eb3NTL7hKK-5CYUQ", "date": "2012-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "APHT8VWqZ8wWgOc_jt3LRg", "text": "I went to Cal from 1988 to 1992.  I have not had a sandwich or burger since, better than the Persian Burger.  Go Bears!  Go Bongo Burger!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8vU81Y40XNCPykYAfaxyjQ", "date": "2010-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ifTQuzMal5mT9NKVMNN1Cg", "text": "I've heard good things about Bongo Burger so Sunday morning I decided to try it out.\n\nThe service was AWFUL! My friend and I tried to order 1 breakfast special (3 eggs, toast & jelly, hash browns) and 1 turkey burger combo (fries and soda), from the unfriendly and intimidating cashier. But they were out of potatoes so we were told our only option was fries. We asked if there were other options, the cashier told us no! \n\nMinutes after ordering we realize that: 1. You may substitute tabouleh or another side for fries in any order for $1 extra. 2. Fountain soda is not the only drink available, they also have fresh-squeezed orange and carrot juice. Why did the cashier not tell us this? \n\nThe girl who ordered after us asked for a carrot juice and the cashier gave her a withering glance which seemed to say, \"do I really have to turn on the carrot juicer today?\". Not friendly.\n\nUpon receiving our food, there were no forks and no jelly and no knives. Had to go back to the counter twice to get items which ought to have been served with the food! At least the server was apologetic...\n\nThe burger was very delicious and had a good amount of toppings. The eggs and fries and toast were hot, greasy, and yummy as expected.\n\nBut the service is enough to convince me not to come back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OtQ0P3coesQjhRT8jtI_Bw", "date": "2007-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MK8a7EsO3jJroIn8Mm55Fw", "text": "The Dwight Bongo is my favorite Bongo Burger, and the one with the most bongo memories.  Everything on the menu is tasty, but I'll keep coming back for the turkey burger and swiss.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fFGPBtsutYpn3A155Sf75Q", "date": "2007-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cF7nXrFZ6QnfmJQJ2EESoQ", "text": "Yum + Cheap ($7.80 for burger/fries/soda) = Excellent\n\nOnly in glorious Berkeley do you find a cute little burger joint that accommodates vegans and vegetarians, too... ah, I love California.\n\nWhile I stumbled in for real burger on my way to somewhere else, I couldn't help but notice the wonderful (and healthy) menu --- full of fun stuff like falafel, tebouleh, etc. \n\nThe cashier was so darned friendly and so were the young guys cooking up the goods. Good vibes all around. Cute little stop-in joint, no doubt.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4rscUhRnHPie0Uv3VEcoOQ", "date": "2008-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EBJV50R-Pu7P0tQazZJKXA", "text": "So here I am at a fancy hotel one day attending a sleepy cocktail fundraiser and in the midst of wolfing down lamb chops, I start chatting with one of the friendly servers. Turns out he is Persian and noticing how I am annihilating the meat in my hands, points out that he is a foodie too. So we hit it off well.\n\nI ask him what his favorite Persian food joint is in the area, and expect him to mention one of the more traditional joints. He says \"Bongo Burger.\" I say \"Bongo Burger???\" He confirms \"Bongo Burger.\" And then throws in \"Try the Persian burger there.\" And then he draws out a slow whistle.\n\nNot one to let a good recommendation go - especially one backed by a slow whistle, I end up at the lively Bongo Burger the same week and order said Persian burger. Holy sideburns of the Shah! Why didn't anyone think of this before? A very, very tasty and perfectly grilled chailo kebab with all the works in a bun? It is, simply put, \"khailee khoob\".\n\nThank you anonymous Persian server.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "d6ZDmZwOzwEpdU1aoWMyRw", "date": "2008-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SlJdxTRFUyKFjnKCV1EDJA", "text": "I've only had one thing here before--the lamb sandwich and I'm a HUGE fan of lamb SO I WAS ECSTATIC!! The taste is not super amazing, but for some reason I'm very intrigued by it. But like I said, I just really love the taste of lamb. Definitely an interesting sandwich that all lamb lovers should try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "7on7e6S6qfyTECVvAluiig", "text": "I really like this place, mostly because there aren't that many burger joints here. I ordered a Persian burger combo, which came out to be less than $10, and enjoyed the hell out of that lamb sandwich. The fries were zigzag shaped and fried to a crispy delight and the burger was everything done right to a lamb kabob. \n\nCheap, fast service, delicious kabob, credit card okay? Yeah, FIVE FUCKING STARS FOR YOU, BONGO BURGER.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MKzkmQR3Hlv-cIjyNkWRXA", "date": "2011-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "AMoyyTaAp6-5FXH_E3-snA", "text": "It's another perfectly good Bongo Burger! Conveniently located next to Shakespeare and Co.! A great way to spend 2 hours on a rainy afternoon like today.\n\nIs it just me, or are the fries better here than at their Euclid Ave. location?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2009-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L9Ag8_kRiooX4hLMd9TOTA", "text": "Gave this place another try and, this time, I did not let me diet hold me back.  I got a burger (don't remember the name on the menu, but it's just a regular burger) and fries.  The fries are delicious as I remember them being the first time, but the sandwich I got before was what kept me from rating this place higher last time.  When I first took my burger out of my to go bag, I already knew I would have to update my review.\n\nThe burger is massive.  The bun is a perfectly round and golden masterpiece.... if you're thinking something dirty, it's not my fault!\n\nThe patty itself is juicy and delicious.  The toppings are again the downfall of this burger - shredded lettuce, a few slices of tomato and a blander than mayo yogurt sauce.  Still, I can tolerate this much better with the moist, flavorful patty.\n\nToo bad I ate this the week I was graduating... otherwise I would have been a frequent customer of Bongo Burger.  Good I thing have friends to visit in Berkeley :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rCW6KP-209HlvvldlTbtvw", "text": "Good food reasonably priced.\nGreat breakfast specials.\nI enjoyed the Mediterranean dolmas, hummus and falafel.\nThe sandwiches are good and tasty.\nOverall a good experience.\nSmall place with outside seating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v0JtfrbTDNPvSp3rXv8IRg", "date": "2006-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dickrjAZl2kjtWC3NmHNqQ", "text": "I would classify this place as an above average typical campus restaurant. The seating is limited, the location is convenient, the staff and service are OK. The selection is kind of limited, but I think this is the only place i've seen that serves a \"Persian Burger\" or a \"Black bean burger\". \n\nI love the mushroom burger here. I don't know what kind of sauce they use, but it is delicious. The bread they use for the burger too is also pretty tasty. They also serve a selection of sandwiches, which are also pretty good as well. I used to think the price here was expensive, but I have come to terms that it really is pretty average around the area. \n\nIf you need a burger and don't have the time to get to Barneys, this is the place to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "hk8UawQ2Rk2wmM9mClBxMA", "text": "4 stars for the yummiest black bean veggie burger!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZxFO01y55OuIJvG3RuixNw", "date": "2006-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Z4Z0HhoNCOttz58HtnVxMA", "text": "I was craving for a burger really bad tonight when I decided to try some place new. I always passed by Bongo Burger and after some research on Yelp, I decided to try it out. I was in a mood for lots of meat, so I ordered the Bacon Burger and its best friend, a side of french fries, to go. \n\nWhen I ate the burger, I found the meat to be a little too red for my taste but the parts that were a little more cooked tasted fine to me. The bacon was a little thick and not as crispy as I would've liked, but it was the buns that killed it for me. The buns were so incredible tough and chewy that it felt like I was gnawing on leather. Every bite was a battle and I came out the loser - the burger totally fell apart. I eventually ditched the top bun and sloppily ate my way through the rest. The fries were crispy, but they didn't knock my socks off.\n\nEven though I was expecting more, maybe I'll give the much talked about Persian Burger a shot, but I'll be passing on their beef burgers.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "73sLVBp9WDLMUKsjA0J1uw", "date": "2008-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Jq20NqSv1oXCX314HyARCA", "text": "I never ate here as a Cal student so I'm glad I finally tried it, especially after a massive burger craving. Loved that this place has ample seating (for a spot near campus). I got the #7 combo which is a Persian burger  that's made with lamb, fries and a small soda for about $8. My friend and I also shared a mushroom burger. \n\nI thought my combo was a bit expensive so was pleasantly surprised when I got the order because it is quite big! My friend and I could have shared just shared a combo and that would have been enough. I wouldn't really call the Persian a burger since it looks like a subway foot long. The lamb was thin and tasty enough but I definitely liked my half of the mushroom burger better. It was a sizable burger, juicy and flavorful. The crinkle cut fries were piping hot. \n\nThey also have falafal plates, fresh juices and baklava! But no refills on the sodas. There are better lamb burgers out there but the beef burgers here can definitely stand their own!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WWP06D5BncW30kSOkOC6WA", "date": "2011-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AsuK_kEuALrUeYocFrZaFA", "text": "When I was a poor student in the early 80s, I lived on top of Bongo Burgers and tried everything they had.  The same Middle Eastern guy has been running it for the last 25 years.  I've eaten a lot of Kip burgers and Top Dogs, but these guys are tops.  They were voted best burgers in Berkeley.  They are now a Berkeley Institution.  But better than their burgers are their Persian burgers.  Even the owner says the Persian burgers, made with lamb, are the best.  My favorite is the half Persian burger on Pita bread ($3.95).  I haven't figured out what the white secret sauce is.  The only reason why I pit-stop from time to time in Berkeley is for their half Persian Burgers (once called the Lulah Kabob), French fries, and root beer.  Then top that off with a Baklava.  This is the best lunch ever and totally worth the detour to the corner of Dwight and Telegraph Ave.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0ZsKvIZmjavjALEkWEJoBw", "date": "2009-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 6, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "0lexOP--csAEyjw99HHvnQ", "text": "This review is a shout out to my lovely Norwegian friends who introduced me to this place. Imagine this, having them repeatedly telling me, \"what?! you've never had Bongo Burger\", in their slightly accented English, then going on to chant \"Bongo Burger is the best burger in Berkeley\", \"Bongo bongo...\". You see why I had to give this place a try? so I did.\n\nI tried the mushroom burger, which was really fresh and tasty. The mushrooms were nicely sauteed. As I was munching happily on my burger, it bought back memories of when my -ahem- lovely friends tricked me into almost believing that Norwegians were so health conscious they'd banned McDonalds in Norway. GRRRR but definitely good memories.\n\nSo Kenneth, Michael, Havard & Matthias you all were right. This is definitely a solid burger place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LlzQJJbS_JxKVVBgnoncHg", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RFQg2FRM30V36a6oJfmTSg", "text": "On our Saturday Random Eats, BF @JaRue2011 & I flipped through my Yelp bookmarks to find ourselves making a lunch drive to Bongo Burger in Berkeley, CA (courtesy Yelper Peter J) http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q?select=R9En8v3vSH1uYj_Zmzpj6g\n\nLOCATION:  Located on Dwight Way  just a few meters East of Telegraph Ave; you can't miss it. Parking on the street (good luck) or garage parking options in vicinity. Lots of other neighbor restaurants & dives in area; lots of foot traffic from local Cal Bear students & others like BF & myself just out for a foodie adventure.\n\nRESTAURANT: Small space, but table seating is not truly arm to arm. Most ppl who dine to eat, do just that & then they're out; else folks take it go. With small space, patrons come w/ the hawk eye of seating availability & the fast pace stretch to grab the seating before it gets taken. It's not combative tho, everyone seems to know you either find space inside, find space on outside tables, or stand out on the sidewalk & eat. Armless wood chairs, simple wood tables 2-seater or 4-seater inside, & few outdoor patio seating on sidewalk. Courteous patrons after dinning inside/outside & bring their empty tray inside & dispose of trash.\n\nCUST SVC: Friendly, helpful, & fast. Arrived on a Saturday late afternoon, about 3rd-4th person in line, grabbed indoor 2-seater table (think we lucked out honestly), & waited like 5-7min for our # to be called for pick-up. Being our 1st visit here, cashier was friendly & helpful for questions ...like \"What's in the Perisan Burger?\" Their condiment bar options are kept well full for their many Bongo Burger eaters.\n\nEATS: All around hot fries & flavorful burgers served! Almost a bonus when a joint grills your buns, & they do here. BF absolutely loved the condiment options available with Ranch, Sriracha Hot Sauce, etc.\n\nBF-J with his Persian Lamb Burger http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q?select=xxOBYkHeSyyZSqLozCinBw\n** $6.50 Persian Burger almost length of serving tray http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q?select=F1RG82mIU9zGqltx3pKjPA\n** Few bites into Persian Burger http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q?select=VKHP6X67J8DlZomBg0aHkA\n...Ingredients all fresh, toasty bun, enjoyed the shredded lettuce, & flavorful. BF's only \"wish\" would be for a thicker pattie; he felt there was more bread ratio than meat.\n\nMe with my Mushroom Burger http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q?select=9d55sdKJSjNASTIvKSzwUA\n** $7.95 Mushroom Burger Combo http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q?select=1p5rpJI1ElEQLHhoExI3VA\n** Few bites into Mushroom Burger http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q?select=GKqcDaP4YkCnJLUh4j1dsg\n...Toasty bun, fresh vegs, a good tasting pattie. Combo comes with small fries & fountain drink prepped from behind cashier counter; not sure if free re-fills.  \n\nOVERALL: Final tab for our \"Yelp flipped coin decision\" to Bongos came to $17.84 http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q?select=Ja4IMy2HBaCaOld78LjbYw It was a good foodie adventure that we both enjoyed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E8z40nIghchINTwbBpPRiw", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 6, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "FXUBxI8pRRasbx1_t-BkBg", "text": "Hmmm... don't know why I haven't review this yet! Aside from the classic burger, I recommend the persian burger and steak sandwich. I don't think the vegan plates are that great, but do go for the vegetarian plates. I've never been here for breakfast, but I would for an omelette. While it is expensive, you do get a lot for your money.\n\nYesterday:\n1 bongo salad + \n1 mushroom burger combo + \n1 cheeseburger combo = \n$21 for 3 people with small appetites", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "G3d-xJF_Rt-P_za2eZ1q-Q", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 7, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "dkSykCnf3BdFFWg6oXJB8g", "text": "I pine for cheeseburgers about once a week and it's been my dedicated duty to scour any and every city I'm in for the very best. Since moving to the Bay Area, I've tried a handful and on my list of bookmarked spots to check out, Bongo Burger proved to be good, not mind-blowing, but decent. I'm sensing that the Persian burger is clearly the standout option. Alas I'm not the biggest lamb fan.\n\nUnlike In N Out, Shake Shack, and Five Guys style burgers, these burger patties are super thin and suuuper wide. Holding all the condiments and toppings together is a pair of fully seeded sesame seed buns. In my perfect burger world, the bun is either a potato roll or a sesame bun, but never should they be wider than my hand with extended and parted fingers. It strays too far from my ideal beef to topping to bread ratio.\n\nFries were crinkled and over greased, so nothing to note there. How does this compare? Pretty average I'm sorry to say.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RgDVC3ZUBqpEe6Y1kPhIpw", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0S8JAI0HjUC74OcMqgvlTg", "text": "Meh, should have spent my money on something else for lunch while I was in Berkeley. I was craving sushi during the time. That little alley plaza has a bunch of good cheap food, and this sushi joint doesn't really belong in there. It was completely empty with no customers, which should have been a huge red flag. The inside felt like a sauna, it was so hot. Probably not good for preparing sushi -_-\n\nTheir rolls were overpriced for their quality and presentation. Not sure how fresh the fish tasted... oh well. Well at least they take credit cards, I suppose.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "W_ds8g8jSNf2DLHcCHexxA", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_1CJoMF9UE_2tMFN9dvikQ", "text": "It seems that some of these people have mistakenly posted Alameda Sushi House's review here... there's no receptionist, there's no seating or waiter service really...\n\nI always get the crunchy roll, because it's cooked and I don't raw stuff. So someone tell me how I got food poisoning from this sushi? Obviously some ghetto factors here, and cleanliness issues. I've eaten here perhaps 3 times, and gotten sick once, so I guess it might have been a rare occasion.\n\nNot just that though, I ordered my roll to go, and I was standing around waiting for 20 minutes or so, and the guy at the register (I believe he owns the place too! Shame on him...) is just chatting in Korean with his buddy, and I'm standing there, right in front, waiting for my food (in the meantime, my boyfriend's already ordered Thai Basil and received his food and been waiting with me for 10 minutes)... and the guy doesn't ask me what I'm waiting for, he doesn't check on my order. It was only when the 2 chefs were basically standing around doing nothing, that I realized that either my order was forgotten or it wasn't made or already made...\n\nThe owner didn't seem to care that I was standing there waiting for something that wasn't coming, so I approached him and asked, and my roll had been sitting in a box next to him for who knows how long, and he didn't bother figuring out why it was there and what I was waiting for. WTF?\n\nNot going back here. Sorry. Go to Joshuya's on Dwight and Telegraph instead, or go to the REAL Sushi House in Alameda.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2008-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2xs5ZNE2Shjj4fUwkLning", "text": "Though the sushi are pretty good they are a tad overpriced for their flavor. I must say, I ordered one of their specials that came with California rolls, Gyoza and Teriyaki Chicken and was utterly disappointed. The Teriyaki Chicken had the funkiest spoiled taste. After that incident I never returned even for sushi. I have become a  Tako guy and is staying that way", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UIeObqUadrxbnLd6yZe2sw", "date": "2009-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "569tGhNMkWXLNfwGLBaNyw", "text": "I purchased an A's roll here before, and it was ok - hard to screw that one up.\n\nToday, however, was an entirely different experience. It was the only place on the way to my house (and Nude Sushi does not deliver on Sundays), I was starving, and mistakenly assumed I would receive a decent meal. I usually order nigiri (mackerel and unagi) and edamame. I asked for it to go, which was probably a bad idea to begin with.\n\nOn my way home, I kept smelling a fishy stench. Only when I got home I realized it was my dinner. The unagi was ok, but the mackerel - I did not dare to eat it. The skin was still on it, which I have never seen before, and when I attempted to peel it back, I realized it was impossible, since the fish slices were paper-thin.\n\nI left edamame for last, and at this point it was supposed to be my only salvation. Yuck! First, it came in a small plastic container, but there were exactly 16 edamame pods in it - barely to cover the bottom of the box. And second, it was so overcooked and mushy, I had to give up on most of it.\n\nSo here I am, $12 later, still starving, and having a bad feeling that this experience might be accompanied by a food poisoning later.\n\nIn short, it was absolutely horrific. And for the price I paid, I could have gotten a satisfying meal anywhere else. So no matter how badly I want sushi next time, if the Berkeley Sushi House is the only place available, I'd rather starve.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Nk0repRREbikuOTA4z8Kvg", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "afPuFwrCbXkAwo2dpsGu7Q", "text": "Let's have a sit-down sushi restaurant in the size of a dorm room!!! really, it's that small and I would never want to eat there unless maybe it were summer, christmas, thanksgiving... any time when school isn't in session. \n\nThe food isn't bad for cheap, fast sushi... i suppose. I really like the spicy tuna roll which I get to-go (and I usually have to wait like 10 minutes for it, but at least I get to see them make it to order) and they have some hot tea for you to sip on while you wait. I've tried a few other things on the menu but, I really wouldn't recommend it unless you're just looking for an alternative to all the fried rices and egg rolls and heavy pastas and slabs of meat that you normally find at asian ghetto. \n\nThe 'finding nemo' roll picture on the outside (don't know if it's still there), is it... an advertisement? to be funny? it's like a cartoon picture of nemo, cut up in a roll, and SMILING?!?!  highly, HIGHLY disturbing.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2008-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bW8JE3wkcCO9scxT3Hqd4A", "text": "It's overpriced.  This place basically gets by because people are too lazy to go elsewhere.  I'm not a very picky eater, and it'll take a lot for me to feel cheated after eating somewhere, but at sushi house I've felt cheated more than a couple times.  \n\nLunch is probably the only time I'd go here, and even then, you could find something better for cheaper, literally 10 feet away.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qfi2dPwZjXyihAlL5jZIGQ", "date": "2008-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bzLoUUEP3XzNSvo_1aOQWA", "text": "I've gone here a couple times and this was the first time I got a bento box which cost me $10 so I was hoping to get a good amount of food. I got the bento box with salmon teriyaki and California rolls. You get rice, salad, and a couple slices of oranges with it.\n\nFirst of all take a look at your middle finger. You may as well eat that because the piece of salmon you're getting with this bento box is probably the same size if not smaller. It was literally two bites of salmon. For the price I paid this is a horrible portion to be getting. The salmon Teriyaki didn't taste that spectacular either I got like a tablespoon of Teriyaki sauce.\n\nYou get the regular order of 6 California rolls and they're not bad so I wasn't too upset about that. Next time you come here don't go for the bento box if you don't want to get ripped off.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cFjcUgdOtRnTv7me5Yc71g", "text": "The sushi here is really average, meant for college kids I guess.  My friend wanted a bento box and out of obligation (not really hehe)  I ordered two rolls.  They have a $10 card minimum which kind of pissed me off because I actually only wanted to munch on one roll.  I forgot what the name of the rolls were but they were there was a huge rice to fish ratio .. never a good thing.  It was good for what it's worth I suppose and the prices for each roll are somewhat cheaper than what you'd usually expect.  But still, it's hard to justify paying 11 dollars for something that doesn't wow me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2011-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DYrAlm9fui386Vedu0NdSQ", "text": "I had the biggest sushi craving ever and decided to try out this place because it's one of the only sushi places in the area that is open on Sundays.\n\nI ordered three rolls to bring to work and share with my co-workers.  However, the rolls are tiny compared to any other sushi house.  I spent way too much money for the rolls to be tiny.  The prices seemed average but I expected more for what I paid.\n\nI waited 10 minutes just to order from the Asian man who was working, he didn't even raise a head or hand to note that I was there or any greeting at all to notify me that he'd be with me when he was able.\n\nThe sushi wasn't that great, I've had better and fresher.\n\nThis location does accept credit/debit cards but with a $.50 fee nicely posted at the register.\n\nOverall, I'd go some where else for your sushi fix unless you just so happen to have a craving on a Sunday.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EIW_X3tKwVznI2ygEuKntQ", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dzbyThVHX_PMc2z0sL-CuQ", "text": "My teenage son wanted to come here because he had eaten at the sister restaurant in Alameda.  His mother is Japanese so he should have know better, but I came anyway.  Bad choice.  The place was empty.  They didn't have uni, amaebi, or toro, my favorites.  That's 3 strikes right off the bat.  I ate the soba with shrimp where they added a sweet sauce - terrible.  And the hamachi was not very fresh.  \nWhen my son gave me the address, I suspected that it would not be good because being next to campus, most fast food places are not particularly good.  They are designed to be fast, inexpensive, and good enough to get a student by until the next meal. I should know, I was a Cal student back in the day.\nSo I would say if you appreciate good Japanese food and have been to Japan - don't waste your time or money.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VRjRWh5Ten73q4fWpqstfA", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f8-bBuQrixIjPVAV50K74g", "text": "Their rolls are good but I don't like waiting for a long time during peak business times.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f8qjzrBmZFjSR3AAITmfFA", "text": "I can honestly say that the Berkeley Sushi house far outranks the original Alameda sushi house, from my experience....\n\n+ The rolls are bigger, FRESHER, and just plain better.\n\n+  The lady who works the cash register is really nice.\n\n+  My roommate is on a mission to eat every single roll there, and as a result is getting a roll named after her when she finishes the list (i swear!)\n\n+ they are CONSISTENT with their sushi quality!\n\n- The music SUCKS\n\n- limited seating, but its the asian ghetto...what do you expect?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uGrP-EpdTjn_-3bWG172Rw", "date": "2007-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FelIyk28FOTlh_Fb0K0AJg", "text": "Pretty okay. Not as good as the Sushi House in Alameda. I believe I had a samurai or island roll. Berkeley special is definitely worth it. You're better off making the trek to Kai's or Sushi House in Alameda", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qFrML8uInkw2dV4oQHK1Gg", "date": "2009-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FgXzLc9Yrg8BjC_0LYwWMg", "text": "Love their California and California Deluxe Rolls! Pretty inexpensive, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OTi_Xhk9M_MTvIsgsglZ5Q", "date": "2010-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fVW-xCoNaNGP0Z0G94tXSA", "text": "Sushi here really isn't that good. To much rice and not enough fish and crab. \n\nTheir 6$ Berkeley Special is actually pretty good though. It includes chicken, rice, California roll, and salad for a low price.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2010-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h0kbvJvZMST-66e8VcrYuA", "text": "Very pricey for low quality sushi. The fish and unagi were not fresh. The sushi was just plan not good. Avoid!\n\nPros:\n- NONE\n\nCons:\n- Pricey\n- Not Fresh\n- Bad Tasting Sushi", "stars": 1, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Heak16A_uKekzKzif_Iv0Q", "text": "I just came back and let me say, BEST SUSHI I EVER HAD! My friend and I stuffed ourselves with their A's rolls and California Deluxe rolls. THEY TASTED AMAZING and for about 6 pieces of each assortment the total (15.33$)  was worth every bite!\n\nGood: Food, Service, Atmosphere, Location, Prices.\nYou're crazy if you pass this place up!\n\nThey take cash, debit, credit cards and didn't seem to ask for any ID...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y1bQnAw1R403jGVPvZAeNw", "date": "2007-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hGbXJpb6WlglACDHnqut8Q", "text": "This place is bad. Came here for lunch one day, and I had to wait over 25 minutes for my food. And when the food finally arrived, it was tiny portions. Never coming back here again, nor suggest it to anyone to go here at all. Avoid if you can.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hhRvqQF3Qd-u-myFO07Kgw", "text": "Like mentioned by Yan N. many of these reviews are incorrect because they are reviewing the wrong sushi house.   Many are referring to the Sushi House in Alameda (which i highly recommend). \n\n1. this sushi house is not located in front of any water or beach.\n2. no patio....\n------thast Alameda.\n\n\nThis place is okay...but a bit overpriced.  Don'x expect a lot.. the rolls are decent but not fantastic.  There also pretty small as well.  The environment isn't the best for dine it  but its really a place meant for Cal students to grab a quick bite of sushi.  IF you're desperate and in the area, you'll like it or otherwise id take the effort to venture out towards Alameda or SF.  Overall........................3.8", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q1pwx7a2M_N54bnH_zuhpA", "date": "2008-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I2WcofI_bZUJ_pAx5sHWQA", "text": "hubby and i came here for lunch before heading out to scharffen berger.. the restaurant itself is very nice.. next to the water, huge windows, and a great view.. \n\nwe arrived there right before the peak of the lunch hour, so we got the last inside (non patio) table...and we were seated right away.. \n\ni don't have much to say about this place...except that the only thing they really have going for them is the location because of the view..\n\nservice - crappy... my sushi bar food came 15-20 minutes before my bf's bento.. when it was obvious i ordered the sushi for MYSELF, and not a SHARED thing.. knowing that, they shouldve waited to make my food so that it came out around the same time...5 mins is alright, but to have my food just sit there for 15-20 minutes is NOT okay.. when the bf asked about his food...the only thing the waiter said was \"it kitchen food, take longer you know\" umm not even a sorry? our drinks were NEVER refilled. our waiter did not check up on us once after giving us our food.\n\nfood - average tasting japanese food...big portions.. rolls are humungous.. each roll is approx 6-8 peices and is so big it wont fit in your mouth.. i did like how his bento came with a wedge of honeydew melon though, better than the usual crappy orange..\n\ndon't think i'd come back...such a shame.. it should be turned into a nice classy restaurant with views like that!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "oA7ALtZoNpyano-t4Kch3g", "date": "2008-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Io5N7XmkN8MPTi8VH7AaZw", "text": "NEVER GOING BACK AGAIN!- Worst place for anyone vegetaran.\n\nI ordered a veggie bento box, and I saw her use the same knife for cutting my tofu as she used to cut chicken and pork. Additionally, when I went to sit down and eat my veggie tempura, I took a bite and noticed it was SHRIMP! I went to complain,and the owner said to just take the shrimp out, and be thankful that I got free shrimp for the price of veggie tempura. UH! HELL NO! They also use the same oil, and cook in the same pans. NEVER GOING HERE AGAIN. POOR sanitation", "stars": 1, "user_id": "gvcUcixb6tJKMS1BLbIwbA", "date": "2012-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jK3jJZm_ukUc8qkd6FUSKg", "text": "It would have been a 3 to 4 star review last year, but I never got around to it. This year, I finally went back last week for dinner. Basically, the rolls that actually taste good (or okay good) were expensive for a restaurant in the Ghetto. And the rolls that are not expensive only sound good on paper and tastes very mediocre. Their pricing strategy (which was to significantly increase prices in the past year) isn't that smart.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NU9DwKAg9SShW9jIy2AnfA", "date": "2009-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KVTVDl6tA_ZMQGEA-eD6eA", "text": "I love the food in Berkeley - you find so many delicious and filling goodies for low prices! With Japanese food being one of my top cuisines, I do have to say that my experiences with Sushi House has been pretty much disappointing.\n\nCustomer Service: Normally, small little family-run restaurants are the best at customer service because they genuinely care about their patrons. Every time I've been at Sushi House, the oldish man seemed to mug me a lot. Not a welcoming environment at all - it's not like I'm wearing a Stanford shirt (god forbid).\n\nFood: The portions are fairly small and not really filling. One of my favourite sushi rolls, the Lion King, is one of my favourite rolls - baked salmon atop California Rolls with sauce. Normally delicious and massive! At Sushi House, it's fairly measly and doesn't tame my hunger even a tiny bit. I end up with enough room in my stomach to order another main course. At Sushi House, the salmon wasn't that fresh either and was fairly sloppily made. Disappointing is the right word for it.\n\n---\n\nIn terms of delicious Japanese food, you can find it elsewhere in Berkeley. There are plenty of other locations that offer tasty treats.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "az6vDYEcxiJ4kV_oLcWIUA", "date": "2012-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lQUHfxJjA3aKcfTTmAvp4w", "text": "I'm a major sushi critic, the others are just on crack or something. This place is bomb, I love their samurai especially! I've tried all places in san jose, san francisco (yes SF) and there is nothing better that compares to this. so far I've tried 13 specials out of their menu and I haven't been dissappointed once. This is a good deal for their prices, some other places charge up the arse because of their service, area, seating, experience. Sure, this place doesnt have any of those to be on their good side, but fact is the sushi kicks ass.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Bss5gZcQpRV2qLdmUiwljA", "date": "2008-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m0k0-MXJpDUT51Da8nx7Tg", "text": "Today for lunch I decided to check out my old \"favorite\" sushi place, Japanese Snacks, located in the food ghetto on Durant. I say \"favorite\" in quotes, because it was the place I always went to when I was living in the dorms. It was their sushi that got me to like sushi in the first place, but oddly enough it's not great sushi. So I have other more real Favorite sushi places now, but I kept going there for many years, because it was close and convenient and decent. A year or so ago, I switched and started going to Tako Sushi. Why? I'm not sure. Tako Sushi is about a block closer to where I work, and I am a lazy-ass. Though I think that mainly the switch happened because Japanese Snacks didn't have a salmon/avocado roll on the menu, and the one time I tried to order it, the language barrier was enough to make it a pain in the ass. And then it wasn't all that good.\n\nBut after a really bad experience at Tako Sushi, I decided to give Japanese Snacks another shot. As I approached the restaurant, I noticed that things were a bit different. The sign now said Berkeley Sushi House, and the interior had been remodelled. The previously somewhat jank but homey little Mom & Pop Japanese restaurant was now slickified. Gone was the familiar face of the older woman who'd been serving me sushi since I was 18. In her place was a larger crew of much younger cooks. I was wary, but then I saw the menu. YES! It was greatly expanded, and closely mimicked that of Sushi House in Alameda. I LOVE Sushi House. I was also happy to see that they hadn't increased their prices.\n\nI ordered an Oregon Roll--yep, now they have a salmon/avocado roll on the menu--and miso soup to go. I sat at the bar and watched one of the chefs preparing the sushi. I saw him cutting slices of delicious-looking salmon, then I saw him roll up some shrimp tempura, and when he pulled out the lemon slices I realized he was creating my favorite: the Island Roll. SCORE. He didn't make my sushi; that was done by the other chef, who he seemed to be training. I got my food and walked back to my office, delighted that I seem to have stumbled upon a good sushi restaurant that's only a couple of blocks away!\n\nAfter all that buildup, the food was unfortunately a bit disappointing. The miso soup was okay, but kind of bland. I tried not to stress about that, though, as I remember in the old days of Japanese Snacks, there would occasionally be bland miso soup. It doesn't mean it'll be like that every day. They still didn't give me enough soy sauce (I need two packets, not one!) and the wasabi was still not hot enough (problems that the old restaurant had). The roll I'd ordered came with only 6 pieces, not 8 like it used to, and it didn't look as super-scrumptious as I'd hoped. The avocado was a little brown, and the salmon wasn't very generous. But it looked like salmon, not mysterious red mush (ughh, Tako Sushi), so that was a major plus. It tasted okay, but not great. Nothing to write home about. I was annoyed because it seemed like the chef-in-training who'd made mine didn't know how to properly cut the salmon. There were still white connecty tough bits in it, which could have easily been removed and greatly improved my sushi experience.\n\nIn the end, though, it was still far far better than the alternatives in the area. I'll definitely be going back and trying some of the different rolls on the menu. The fish in the sushi bar display case all looked good, and the rolls made by the chef who knew what he was doing looked very tasty. I just hope it's better next time!\n\nEdit, 12/3/07: I've gone back to this place a couple more times and each time it's relatively disappointing. The rolls range from \"blah\" to \"not so good\" and their miso soup still sucks. I generally don't go there.\n\nOn a sushi scale of 1-10, I rate Berkeley Sushi House about a 3.5.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VTsBiUr2gQTO7WijOFIySw", "date": "2007-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mah3rnlvKe_ziq1KoTMiGQ", "text": "Some of the better sushi in the area though that isn't saying much. I came here because I am a big fan of the Alameda Sushi house. It is a hole in the wall in Durant Food Court and the setting isn't spectacular or inviting. First timers may be confused that you need to order and pay first at the counter. I was hoping for the delicious baked rolls that the Alameda brand has and they had them in the beginning but now it seems they are slowly taking things off the menu as they take too long to prepare(the first time I went I waited about 20 minutes for one roll). \n\nAlso vegetarians watch out- make sure they don't add tobiko on the top of your roll as they did to the veggie dragon roll me and my boyfriend ordered(though I think they will no longer do this). Overall the price is the same as the Alameda Brand but not as well made.\n\nI'd go back every now and then but it won't be one of my most frequented restaurants ever", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RJKIP1UJyHW4zMO3kEW-Rg", "date": "2007-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nhlOkrOuqE19s50zl_hbVg", "text": "Not that worthy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cI8o0ZwAzpGe3_zwsRT6yg", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NNWYFEpP6CTqgPgpRh3qHg", "text": "Located conveniently on Durant Street in the \"Asian Ghetto\".. haha i love that term the asian ghetto.. i guess the Berkeley Sushi can be considered as a ghetto restaurant. This place reminds of small dirty restaurants in Hong Kong, but the thing is that i remembered about the small dirty restaurants in HK being good and flavorful. The Sushi house has fish that has been frozen for who knows how long! It tasted like the freezer burn! I hate that taste. But seriously what can you expect from a place like this.THE ASIAN GHETTO! The Ton Katsu Don was um..... WHERE IS THE DAMN CHICKEN? It was all rice and vegetables.. and it was very sweet for some reason. Gross. The only thing worth getting here is the Baked Scallop roll and the crunchy california roll. Just stick to those two items and your stomach will be fine!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Egxm2aSl_e9PoO-I-0XaLA", "date": "2008-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nNZDnX32yjCi4wXGwPe7IQ", "text": "If you're feeling like sushi in Berkeley, i'd definitely try to avoid this place!  Though this does share the same name as the Alameda Sushi House, the quality of sushi here is a large step down with about the same prices!\n\nJust in general, the fish here is not very fresh at all, if you plan on ordering any rolls with actual raw fish in it, you will be disappointed.  It may not be prevalent in the more sauce covered rolls i.e. the titanic roll, but with other rolls where sauce isn't so prevalent, i.e. alaskan roll or other maki with tuna, salmon or eel, the fish will just leave a bad taste in your mouth. \n\nI was lucky to be wary of the fish there and not order any nigiri. \n\nI haven't checked out this place in a long time, I tend to ignore it right away walking into asian ghetto, but their deep fried and regular california roll is fine i guess, just maki rolls outside of raw fish will keep you safe, and from what I remember, the berkeley student special is OK for its value compared to everything else on the menu.  \n\nIf you're really really in the mood for sushi and have walking as your only means of transportation, i'd just walk a little down telegraph and hit up Tako, for just decent, nothing too special, rolls.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QGltovR2EHaI4i93hKLZzQ", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ocxf6I6PadZ4gcssxTTxug", "text": "The food is marginally better than Nanayiro and Joshu-Ya, but you do trade that little bit of quality for a whole lot of ambience. It is nice, however, to have a sushi option in the ghetto, even if it isn't open as late as some others are. \n\nAs good as Sushi House is for staying on that line of mediocrity and fighting to veer away from the horrendous, I have noticed one atrocity being committed on a consistent, if not daily, basis: sticky, goopy, flavorless rice-- a phenomenon to which I've assigned the name \"church rice.\" It's the oddest mix of paradoxes for how rice is supposed to turn out: it is overcooked and mushy but falls apart in a roll. One would think that such tacky, sticky rice would at least do a decent job of staying put once molded.\n\nI love hating on my own ethnic group just as much as anyone, but I'm not quick to put down an establishment just because it's a Japanese joint being run by Koreans (sure, statistics seem to indicate that if it's not Japanese-run, it won't be great, but there is the power of the benefit of the doubt). But I cannot forgive a Korean who does THAT to my precious rice.\n\nIt's still better than some other Japanese places, as far as rolls go; you shouldn't rule it out completely unless you're an orniphobe by day and hobo-phobe by night.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yG002rouE9uVYJWpPHcC9g", "date": "2008-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Oqmxb3HRB0tG0-ypXOb8Q", "text": "Surprisingly expensive for this part of town, being in a college cheap eats area.  The sushi is reasonably good, but you can get the same quality at a lower price elsewhere.\n\nthe BAD - -- ordered a katsu don... these guys canNOT make it right... who puts tomatos, bell peppers, cucumbers, and yakisoba sauce in katsu don?!!?!?!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QM4w8DmCiMYIst1_PpKoiA", "date": "2007-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PsXmLxww9WClTsnheuLDhQ", "text": "I tried their Oregon roll and Alaskan roll, both under $5.  The rice was a little bland. I want to complain that the pieces (six of each in either roll) were cut too thick.  But that actually just means more food for my dollar, so I'll leave it at that.  And while we're on the topic of portion size, the chunks (yes, chunks) of salmon we're *huge*.  I'll probably keep going to Tako Sushi for dinner, but for a quick lunch bite, Sushi House might become my regular spot when I'm craving a quick bite.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fCbyXhEZjlNqe5IOt7YLTw", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qVIiJOAR9jDdvEGYZOfadw", "text": "A fellow Chuck runs Sushi House. He actually owned Bear Ramen and decided to try his hand at a Japanese restaurant. Him and his wife run the business and seem to enjoy it. \n\n+ Variety of sushi\n+ Nice staff\n-  Quality not commensurate with price\n-  Hygiene needs wrk\n-  Crammed space, bad layout of space\n\nMunchies:\n1. Lion King Roll\n     + Sauce is nice drizzle on heated scallops\n\nFinal Call:\nWhen you're a poor college student, you don't have a lottta options for good sushi.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RclKBX_ntCMGBPyNZc6Bzg", "text": "Edible, but overpriced.  \n\nWe all know that those Big Macs and Whoppers you get never look anything like the ones pictured in the print ads or in commercials.\nWhat a dumbass I was for thinking that this place might be any different.  Unlike in the pictures, the cuts of sashimi were basically paper-thin, and far from fresh.  (Do they freeze and then thaw them?  Sure seems like it)  \nI think it's reasonable to say that if they cut their prices by 50%, it would be borderline acceptable.  But I feel ripped off, and there's nothing that pisses me off more than getting ripped off.  To top things off, I was on my way to the always dependable Steve's BBQ, but got duped by \n\n1) those pictures on the wall\nand \n2) the name \"Sushi House\", which I mistakenly assumed would make this place comparable to Sushi House in Alameda.\n\nWhat I want to know is: where did they take those picture-perfect snapshots of scrumptious morsels of fish and masterfully-wrapped sushi rolls?  I want to eat there.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QPy07pr6S4K3DVAk8j8k7A", "date": "2008-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R_WzeEm2sK4CK_njk_VmPw", "text": "Have a sushi craving? Hold out! Go get Thai instead.\n\n-2 stars for food's quality (rice was hard, rice's seasoning was overwhelming and avocados were brown going on black)\n-1 star for price (price is the same as a regular sushi restaurant; food court prices ought to be cheaper)\n+1 star for nice staff", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CuIzbu8KrlXmGN3OvGAA5w", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rym9P2gneJqW55OOHQFQbw", "text": "What HAPPENED to the portion sizes?! Everything is smaller and more expensive! I mean, this place has 'a-okay' sushi with caveats. First, the Berkeley special, which consists of rice, gyoza, sushi, your choice of meat, and a salad is $6.95, the portion size is ridiculously small. It tastes pretty okay, although I would be weary of getting their beef because I'm pretty sure last time I got that it was slightly raw on the inside because the center of the meat was cold and still chewy. Definitely not the way beef should be. You'd have to order another side dish (ranging from another 5-10 bucks) just to fill you up. And plus, they have a minimum charge of $10 if you want to use your credit/debit card. You can find better sushi in Berkeley.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eih3X8OYVNpPGt9AqWBVCw", "date": "2011-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s36QA01OeoqH9tyOY4rqrw", "text": "3.5\n\nI find this to be a little out of place.  My friend and I walked in expecting to be seated and provided with menus, but it took us a couple of minutes to discover that the menu was on the wall.  The pics of the rolls are helpful, but the other random magazine clippings below were distracting.  We were excited to try Toro, until we were denied to order it because it's a \"special order\".\n\nIt took a while to finally get our order, especially for a small restaurant like this.  Most of the food was pretty good, but the Lion King Roll kept falling apart. It's similar to the baked salmon roll at Nanayiro...but it doesn't come close to Dynamite at Koryo Sushi.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SX4lS5TGJjl_ObmN35ljmQ", "text": "This Japanese Restaurant Impresses me by the fact that it serves mainly Students who constantly eat on the Go but still serve good quality Japanes Food! their Water Polo Roll is Simply My Favorite, Along with the Tempura Udon. It's a quick and easy place to eat Good Japanese Food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HFy3SRokZVSAeH3i8r2P5g", "date": "2008-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tViBGjXMA8DW2RLeNF0eMg", "text": "Pros: - Easily the best sushi on the south side of campus (better than Tako obviously, better than Joshu-Ya's, better than that one place on Channing and Shattuck, etc.)\n- The cashier lady is really nice, and frequently gives out free food to guests\n- Hella conveniently located\n\nCons: - The space is really cramped (but what do you expect)\n- A little pricey for me\n\nI go here every once in a while and always like the food - I almost always get some combination of lion king roll, webster roll, and caterpillar roll. I would go a lot more if they cut the prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DXMdDtFx3PU6OWTXZ90-gw", "date": "2007-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UfZwg4lRU9Pu69c6fCy4-w", "text": "Well, I was hoping this would be the same as sushi house in Alameda, but was woefully disapointed.  The menu is more limited that the Alameda joint, and more expensive to boot, which is a shame since usually the durant food ghetto is a good place to get cheap eats.  However the worst part is the portions were tiny.  The C.F. roll and the spicy tuna rolls were depressingly lacking in substance.  $12 for two rolls that could hardly feed a child.  Sad.\n\nTop that off with slow slow service and not much seating and I would have given it a 1 star, however the crunchy monkey that other people were getting looked like it was a decent amount of food for $6.50, so if one must have to eat at this overpriced weak sequel to the original sushi house then I'd sugest trying that first.\n\nEat at your own risk to your wallet.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2007-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UGYHK9ydJjkp2YlVkYKXdA", "text": "Berkeley special. It's a go-to for me when I study--for finals, for the bar, whatever--and am looking for a quick meal that isn't single item/one-dimensional. You get chicken teriyaki, California rolls, gyoza, salad, rice, and some orange slices. Not the most compelling combination, and a little bit rice-heavy, but does the job when you're not looking for something fancy. Haven't had the chance to try the rolls except for the V8 (decent), but the pictures on the wall make most of them look pretty appetizing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RdvF0neSwkZUwMrNHMGkrQ", "date": "2012-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UIDtkK0ZLKXdFy-dcktgqg", "text": "The sushi is pretty overpriced for the quality that you get. The only perk is the berkeley special which is 6.95 for chicken teriyaki, gyoza, california rolls, steamed rice and an orange.\n\nThe service isn't that great either...the cashier was half reading a book once when taking my order. Also it takes them a while to prepare everything\n\nIt's a shame tako isn't open sundays..", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UpolE0vPm8mgdcbgG9j4AA", "text": "Few years ago I went there once as the name \"sushi house\", I would give them 3 stars.  \n\nThis second time I went there because the Steve Korean food was closed, it's getting worst, only 2 stars. \n\nNothing much.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TvUBjxsn_rSLBD4_W2YDyg", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VcDud5vMmchsOA-ed17IDw", "text": "Love this place. The owners are super nice and the food is consistently good. Plus I usually score a free roll when I go there. My faves so far are the Cf roll, Titanic roll, and the Lambada roll. And the spicy tuna is actually really spicy! Definitely one of the better sushi places around Berkeley. Don't let the fact that it's in the Asian Ghetto fool ya. It's better quality and the prices reflect that quality. And it's probably the only place in the Asian ghetto that wont give you a bad shit the next day.  This place rocks.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VSZMvHJlokKAzqWc8WbXnw", "text": "worst bento box ever.....for both quality (bad sashimi) and quantity (small portion).\n\nIt was not even cheap; I can't believe that I gave tips....no service.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qeAZW4AxcOyS-PDT2g_bvQ", "date": "2009-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VXpk-jdvY2z06EWosVkFPw", "text": "This place USED to be good. \n\nI liked their sushi roll, back in the days, when the sushi was decent and the rolls were well-made. However, the last time I went to visit, the rolls were a lot smaller and it tasted like those that came in the box. With the same amount of money, it'd be more well-spent getting 50 pieces from nude sushi or tako.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xVZlbqxGcErJ7uq-CagLCQ", "text": "bento boxes are tasty and almost enough to feed two people (at a hefty $14 price tag). sashimi is fresh, thank goodness. maki rolls are big! - i have to psyche myself out before each bite. my favorite is the cherry blossom roll.\nyaki udon's are pretty good. donburi's are lackluster.\n\nthe best place in southside for japanese food (beats tako and joshuya, not better than cu fusion), but be prepared to take a hit in your wallet.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y0o2JhuiPsawNJCx8R2k_g", "text": "2.5 stars? It's really not THAT bad...\n\nService: 3\nTaste: 4\nQuality: 3\nVariety: 4\nPrice: $7-10\nRecommend to a friend: Depends on what they're looking for...\n\nSushi House has been my friend since freshman year, although I definitely went a lot more when I lived in the dorms than I do now. The prices are pretty standard -- it's going to be pretty pricey because it is, in fact, sushi.\n\nMy friend always gets the Berkeley Special. It's chicken teriyaki, 4 Cali roll pieces, some gyoza (fried dumplings), cabbage salad, rice, and orange slices. I'd say it's a pretty good deal for 7 bucks. I either get the special or the Lambada roll. I used to get it so often that \"lambada\" is a recurring word that's thrown around when I'm with friends. It's a roll that incorporates some of my favorite things in sushi rolls: spicy tuna, salmon, avocado, and tobiko (yes, fish eggs). It's pretty delicious.\n\nThe quality isn't the BEST, but it's a lot better than Tako, imo. I'd rather pay a little more and get Sushi House than Tako... I haven't tried any sashimi here, and I'd probably say that it won't be the best place for it. They have no reason to invest in prime fish since few college kids will order it.\n\nOtherwise, the people who run the place are nice and have been there for years (at least 4, since that's how long I've been in Berkeley). Keep in mind that there is a $10 minimum for credit card usage. But when I only have my card and am under by a dollar, I'll just grab a soda and swipe away.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "G8awp6mo4GGVz0y4iO7h4w", "date": "2011-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YC_aKhZd4pKjtL_L8qjK-w", "text": "Their rolls are amazing. I can't ever go in without ordering the Lion King roll, which is the best I've ever had. The sushi is pretty expensive but is pretty high quality. I feel bad to come here too often, because of the price. But when I went home for summer, I found myself missing this place. The seating is a little cramped but servable.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rVA85dMsTw7B6v2opDuMuQ", "date": "2007-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ykdNQzp8opVwjv4KirXIlw", "text": "The Berkeley Student Special (~$7) is a decent deal. Nice if you just want a little bit of everything. Overall taste of everything isn't that great though. It has: \n-Chicken teriyaki: not that great, but will satisfy if you're craving some meat in your meal.\n-Salad: The dressing is sweet if I recall correctly, but the salad leave are not that fresh\n-Gyoza: Pretty small, decent when warm\n-California roll: Tend to be skimpy/uneven on the avocado, but pretty good. Rolls are slightly sweet. \n-Rice: Pretty good\n\nThe tea is /delicious/\n\nMost of the rolls are good:\n-Island roll is excellent (fresh salmon with a thin slice of lemon, shrimp tempura, crab, cucumber, avocado)\n-Super california roll! California roll with unagi on top :)\n\nUsually I get the Student Special + Super california roll. It totals out to be pretty expensive ($14) for college food, especially when Gypsy's is nearby and you can get a huge Calzone for like $6 (and other places like Blondie's or Subway are just around the corner). This combo usually lasts me for lunch and dinner, and perhaps a little more the next day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZOSN9t98XgvbMNA675WMyw", "text": "I'm not understanding the low rating... because for it being in the Asian Ghetto, I was pleasantly surprised by their sushi! It took me the longest time to order because I was really hungry so the sushi all looked sooo good- they have pictures of pretty much all their sushi taped on their window which really helps the choosing process. \n\nFriends and I ordered the Berkeley special, the Lion King, and some other sushi and I thought they were great! Please try the Lion King next time- its baked sushi so its soft and the sauce is nice and warm.. yum. \n \nThe wait wasn't long (considering there was only one guy working there) and he brought them outside for us. And come on guys, this is the Asian Ghetto.. don't be rating it like a real sushi restaurant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MnpF_DoJ7E5KQHweOQubvg", "date": "2009-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zy-l_FQoFno5HCcivTAtyA", "text": "One of the worst places I've been to in Berkeley, and that's saying a lot. \n\nThe prepared food was not fresh at all--the fried pot sticker was basically all skin a pinch of meat (AND it was stale). Also, I was supposed to get two, but the owner said that he ran out and was preparing a new one momentarily. I never got it.\n\nSushi-wise, it's pretty bad. I would rather go to Tako Sushi for the price of the low quality food they offer here.\n\nDon't waste your money here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zmOTE-GIanx4tfIsHmoxjQ", "date": "2012-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zZVJveTvOgiI10DzVTeb7A", "text": "I think I've been to this place once or twice.  Once because I was curious.  The second time because one of my friends suggested it.\n\nI got a monkey roll or something of that sort, and perhaps the baked scallop roll once too.  Nothing too memorable.  There's free green tea.  But this place is overpriced for the Asian Ghetto.  \n\nThere are better sushi places if you venture out into the Rockridge area.\n\nOh yea, they aren't that nice, and there's like a $12 or $15 minimum for credit cards.  Lame.\n\nI prefer Tako sushi to this place, and I don't think I'll ever eat at Tako sushi again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xfbSQGUaUAlkQ_v-ZCR09A", "date": "2008-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "D1zomcTcZyCnwGUkvljlNw", "text": "This is more like a 2.5 stars.\n\nI had their Berkeley special for $7.\nGranted it's cheap, the quality doesn't even make it worth it.\n\nThe only thing tasty about it were the 4 small pieces of sushi I got with it. The potstickers (gyoza) were so deep-fried dry that I could definitely cook it better myself.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XblaA0tMQ4F8qE9bCmOG_g", "text": "For $10 a roll, the sushi rolls are overpriced and quality is mediocre. However, with that being said, the Lion King Roll is probably the only rose in this sushi garden full of prickly thorns.\n\nWhy the one star? A few years ago I came here to buy a couple baked rolls to go. They quickly packed up my number, called my exact check, and sent me off after grabbing my receipt. After a long uphill walk back home to my apartment near the Clark Kerr dorm area, I sat down gleefully in front of the TV to relax. When I opened up the bag, I was quite surprised. Alas, there were not two rolls, but just one. I looked all everywhere inside the brown paper bag, which took me about one second, before I realized they had screwed up terribly.\n\nDespite my efforts to retrieve my lost $10, I was never compensated. Without my receipt, I was up the creek without a paddle. Dear Sushi House, here are the other four stars. **** you.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "hOcd48BgOvijfA2yIVYfxg", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "JeT5vxbSLwy66NpW8yWV-g", "text": "Mexican cooks.. you know this place is not gonna be good. Sushi House specialty rolls are all bland and their spicy tuna is one of the worst I've ever had.. idk how you can mess up spicy tuna; its one of the easiest to make taste good, right?.. you don't have to worry about the fish quality as much as a normal tuna roll since you can always mask it with the spiciness.. instead we have tuna and jalepenoes?? idk... but it was the worse spicy tuna i'd ever had. They do have their berkeley special for $6.95.. but its not really worth the poor execution. \n\nSushi House does have a trustworthy Negihama roll which keeps me coming back for my quick sushi fix and keeps me a happy camper.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RugiruRsLxooWa5aE5Z5lg", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "uDk_T4YbhHR-7yYvT34pZw", "text": "The owner is a nice guy... noticed my motorcycle helmet and proceeded to give me his life story growing up and riding a motorcycle.  The whole time I was eating he told me about his accident and even cared to tell me \"youre a handsome guy\" there was this real handsome Asian actor and he had a motorcycle accident... he wasn't so handsome after that.  \n\nThe sushi was not as fresh, and the rolls tasted... tasteless, ok maybe not totally tasteless but I've had better at cheaper and crummy sushi places.  Some of the rice was hard in my rolls, but maybe they just gave me the tail end of it since I came late in the evening? Still no excuse.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0miVmTDxB11JUu8_4t7pfQ", "text": "WARNING: This place is capitalizing off of the Sushi House in Alameda. Their name used to be Berkeley Sushi House on Yelp, but obviously they've changed it in order to try and get their customers. The pictures are also NOT the same as the food you will get.\n\nThe food here is TERRIBLE. I've been to the Sushi House in Alameda many times and it's GREAT! This place is small, dirty, smells bad, and is run by one guy who is the cashier / chef / everything else. He obviously does not wash his hands between taking money and cooking the food. The customer service is non-existent.\n\nThe food is very badly made and sauce is smeared on the food to make it taste better. Amazingly enough, the sauce is ALSO BAD! It wouldn't be that bad if the average price of the food was cheap, however they have like 2 cheap items and the other items are way more expensive then the other restaurants in the \"ghetto\".\n\nFinally, they use a outdoor garden water faucet / spigot for the plastic drinking water container... what else more do I need to say?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7a0ZHoFfaIafUC7mnVHw1w", "date": "2009-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bhjOxOxrpayTEEBHSFo0_Q", "text": "Oyako-don and a spicy tuna roll ran me $13.\n\nAfter mistakenly leaving work to grab food without checking Yelp, I walked into Sushi House.  There were three things I noticed when I walked in: every wall was a different color, the couple standing next to me was not embarrassed to be macking in the awkwardly quiet shop, and M. C. Hammer's \"Can't Touch This\" was playing on a stereo above the run-down drink refrigerator in the corner.  If only I had listened to the prophet Hammer.\n\nI'll kill the suspense right here: the food is bad.  Even for bad food it's bad.  The bad spicy tuna rolls across the street at Minami are actually better AND cheaper.  Well, at least you can't screw up oyako-don.  Oh wait, if you reheat the rice in a microwave (wtf?), make a runny scramble of eggs instead of frying them, and add an inordinate amount of lotus root for no reason, you can actually fuck up oyako-don something fierce.  My tummy is not pleased.\n\nOn the upside, the guy behind the counter was really nice and super quick about making the food.  I also appreciate that he started making everything when I asked for it, which is kinda necessary given what I ordered, but still encouraging.\n\nIt makes me feel almost bad for him to write such a negative review, but the fact remains that throwing out all of the food in the restaurant, hiring a line cook and finding a guy to hit the suppliers markets to get some good ingredients are all fully necessary.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2010-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B_NZszVA2MMS58F0Y3egPQ", "text": "Quite.\nOver.\nRated.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wCJATJj7YcpAKYCuMjJl4w", "date": "2010-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dE-mFg6NVo51wU76xXYpHw", "text": "I used to go here a lot with the old Chinese owners.. (back in 2005-2006...) but after the new owner took over the place, they jacked up the price while the quality/taste of the food went down. THis place is definitely the most expensive in the Asian Ghetto (when it is supposed to be ghetto... )\nand their food isn't that good. If you are willing to walk a bit, I'd go to Joshuya's on Dwight/Telegraph or even better, CU Sushi on Center/Oxford\nThe cashier/owner guy is very rude and unpleasant as well... I really think he should mind his own business and not take it upon himself to lecture students who are their to just get a quick, cheap food.\nTheir service was bad, food took FOREVER to come, and then they are expensive too. WHen I asked if and when my food was coming after like 30 min of waiting, the cashier/owner guy took it up on himself to lecture me about proper manners in a restaurant... Maybe he forgot. His place was in Asian Ghetto. GHETTO. People expect their food out in 5-10 min. 15 max. (food ended up taking another 15 minutes to come out)\n\nI would NEVER go back here again unless they brought back down the prices or/and do some major improvements to their food\n\n\nReally, if I could give negative stars, this is one of the VERY few places I've ever been to in my life that SHOULD get negative stars", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fxxFmjfBlRVVs_Os2e9hNQ", "date": "2008-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DFCHmhcXhmUH1Vrslh38OA", "text": "Some rolls here such as the Island roll are really great.  Quality and freshness of the fish are also a lot better than some other sushi restaurants, such as Tako Sushi.  However, like a previous poster said, it really feels strange paying a lot of money for sushi while all the nearby restaurants have meals for $5-10.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B7itKMRhCK8A92mQz7WDVA", "date": "2007-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oldTbFNDs54SGGf-F_HhgA", "text": "I've been here for its grand opening during my 2nd year at Cal and once a year thereafter to test out the quality of their sushi.  This place started out \"ok\" but gone downhill.\n\nReason being...\n1) Yummy picture does not imply yummy taste. Don't be deceived!\n2) Daily Special is a good deal for volume and variety, but NOT quality.\n3) Typical fusion rolls are reasonably priced but overpriced in terms of quality.\n4) Service/Hygiene..some of them don't wash their hands when handling money and food..wtf\n5) Hard rice on CA rolls and am I really eating crab meat?.. First of all, it's really hard to mess up sushi rice; either the rice isn't fresh (meaning CA rolls were premade) or they just simply don't know how to cook rice.  Second, crab meat resembled those dried up prepackage CA rolls served by Cal Dining.\n6) The Sushi Chef (I shouldn't even call him that) did not know much about the fish that he was cutting and preparing..wtf\n\nI will not go again unless they make some MAJOR improvements", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sv9T9ZYK9uxeypst7ILj-A", "text": "I totally got shocked today by a restaurant owner.  When I asked him a ginger, he graped it by his finger that he gave me a change just before I asked.  So so so gross!!  I think they should have a better service.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "WdPyuAA3FdbTTbs5rUCr9A", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vWghHyKr4E3RMGaXD2R--A", "text": "worst Scallop roll ever- seriously it was a mound of rice with minimal scallop inside. very dry. Allaround terrible. I didn't even finish my sushi and that says a lot considering how much I love sushi.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "eGemHqWyXqC6vfw06PGjtg", "date": "2007-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8Ton3kNaZ2GQe6svqNMNMw", "text": "The last time I ate here was almost 3 years ago and it was worse than I remember it. I ordered a cherry blossom roll which did not meet my expectations. The picture of the cherry blossom roll on the menu was wrapped in tuna whereas the real thing had one small morsel of tuna on top. Talk about false advertising. The rice was kind of hard and the fish was not fresh. I felt ripped off having paid over $10 for the roll when it was not of good quality nor was it filling. I left feeling hungry and craving more food. I could have eaten a burrito from Chipotle and felt fine. \n\nOverall, I was disappointed. I do not recommend this place at all. This is probably one of the worst sushi places near campus. Even Tako Sushi is better. At least their prices are cheaper. \n\nFor better sushi places near campus, I would suggest Anzu on Shattuck and Haste or CU Sushi on Center near Oxford.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cEUpz4zStfvm0Gfm9tnZbA", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fiOHsFURYTGILGuYhraqiA", "text": "I am a sushi lover at heart so this place is somewhat of an oasis for me in Berkeley. The rolls are quite affordable ($5 for smaller ones - $10 for delicious deep fried tempura rolls). My favorites are the Island and Webster (anything with tempura on it). \n\n3 stars since I think the quality is not as great as the original Sushi House in Alameda but what can you do?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IFYkRXw4DwrXqPyLptOaAA", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ScPLX7ukbi59lxsO4Qhl3Q", "text": "This place is absolute crap. I guess I can't expect much from a cramped place in the Ghetto, but wow and yuck. First of all, do NOT be deceived by the pretty photographs of perfect-looking, mouth-watering sushi rolls plastered in the inside of the restaurant for you to get a \"sense\" of what to order. I ordered the Rainbow Roll, which is idiotic on my part because how could I expect this tiny place to top California rolls with any kind of fresh fish. A lot of places use imitation crab, but I have no idea what they used. It tasted really dry, and worse, the rice was just mush. My roll basically fell apart. The worst part was the fish, which tasted like it was thawed out for a long time. Gross. Even the tamago piece was tasteless.\n\nAnother time I ordered the spicy tuna rolls thinking they'd be the typical ones I imagined at other sushi places. Wrong. It's basically tuna and a little bit of Korean hot pepper paste added and wrapped. It was way too spicy for me because of that. I think they took it a little too literally...\n\nI would rather go for Berkeley Bowl's packaged sushi rolls.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "20ZI-iknxbVrawc_057Iqg", "text": "Are you a student? or a roaming passerby?? Are you checking out this so-called \"Sushi House\" on your iphone or blackberry or droid ?? And you wanna know is it worth it?? Then you better get this warning my asian food lova brotha from anotha nice nice homey motha...\n\nSTOP. Do not come here for sushi or rolls or whatever.. if you are Japanese.. you will throw up.. if you are asian.. you will say WTF motha.. if you are a white man.. you will say \"my hottie hottie asian girlfriend cooks better than this..\" and if you black.. i dont know what you will say..\n\nseriously.. are these the same owners of the Sushi House over in Oakland??  Dont dare call this place Sushi House if you cant hang like the LEGENDARY sushi house over in oakland with 1K reviews..\n\nwhy do people go here..??\nPrices are super high for what they give you..\nRolls SukorZ.. Hella Small.. (not what she said..)\nRolls are bland and do not taste good at all..\nService is whatevers..\n\nso go to Tako sushi man.. they know how to give you food that is properly priced for what you get.. nasty food for nasty cheap prices..\n\nI can tell you what I got.. but why bother? i gave you the jist above.. dont come here unless Tako is closed and you are a desperate motha brotha..", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BdOT8KQEXJx2JzpLqkh62Q", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 15, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "Wewm5wWcn1FcSnlzXXcqWw", "text": "Continuing on the I-have-a-narrow-world-view-because-I-am-a-college-student theme, I came here, to Sushi House. Why?\n\nWe were close by and my favorite relative felt like sushi, out of all the choices in this college town area. So Yelp found this the closest nearby. \n\nIt's in that tiny food mall on Durant, just above Telegraph. It's sort of like a suburban shopping mall food court, but the urban version that is open with small eateries. All the businesses have changed hands multiple times since I was student.\n\nSushi House is a made-for-students type of place. Although there is a small sushi bar that seats maybe 5 people, nobody sits there to eat. 90% of the orders are to go. In fact, when you order, both the Chef (who appears Korean) and the new Latin cashier, both ask, \"to go?\" like they would prefer that. \n\nThere are pictures on the wall, that's how you order. Then when it is ready, you get your own chopsticks, grab a napkin, and walk your food to where you're sitting. It is sort of like Korean Sushi meets Chipotle, but slower and not as clean. Reasonable, but not cheap. \n\nWe had 1 order of California roll (standard 6 pieces)l, 1 Chirashi, 1 Arizona Tea bottle, and 1 canned orange soda. The cost?\n\n$26!\n\nNot exactly student budget saver prices. The Chirashi was just random little bits of fish thrown on rice. \n\nThe sushi here is not good, and it is not really sushi. A lot of junked up jive-ass rolls,  which probably many students who don't know better, actually like and think is good sushi. They are confusing other Japanese dishes like Teriyaki Chicken with similarly dressed Sushi. A lot of sesame seeds, teriyaki sauce, secret thousand island sauce, etc, etc. Everything but good fish, good sushi rice, and good spirit to make them with pride. \n\nThe Chirashi did come with a salad, and a bowl of miso soup, so it was enough food, but not good food. The donburi is cheap, only $6.95, but is served in smaller bowls than you would normally get. \n\nI don't blame the owner, he is trying to scratch out a living in a tough economy, with often a lot of skittish and cheap students as customers.\nSo he has dumbed down his offerings to match the main customer base, who is looking for quick, cheap food on the way to or from campus. \n\nAnd if Students here, even though they are bright and attending the #1 public university in the country, perhaps the world, think this is good sushi, well, they are still living in that college student bubble.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "UVxY0iyPaqY7s4BSFtt-xA", "date": "2010-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8wAqWhpZ0YKa-havguhyXQ", "text": "\"Bushi House\" as i like to call it for it's location, not anything else (you sickos!), is decent.  The place is tiny being located in the Asian ghetto, but has enough wall space to display it's menu with pictures at least 10 times over. Ordered three simple rolls, salad and miso soup, which amassed to over $20, which i thought was a bit on the high end for a place as such (nanayiro and manpuku seem slightly less), and the portions were on the small side. Although it's open 'till 1am this week b/c of finals, which is a definite plus, but not sure what the normal hours are.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ae8eRxf6Voa5YKiwQGs6Zg", "date": "2007-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bBRMA5WQYCShxonBzxP_VQ", "text": "I was visiting a friend in Berkeley and we were both craving sushi. We were looking for a specific place but we got a little lost so we just went to the Asian Ghetto.\n\nWalked in and the place was empty, except for one other customer. Ordered the Anna Roll, $10. Meh, I thought that'd be OK since that's pretty standard for a special roll. The sushi was alright but definitely overpriced for its quality. Place was kinda run down, customer service was very hands-off.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kNxlninqmXRj7Hh0laNpjg", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CFMLsHe1ZgdAPH2m0voSkw", "text": "I had really low expectations and went here just because I wanted to check it out and see for myself. I was pleasantly surprised. The Berkeley Special was reasonably priced, the flavors were all pretty good, and the service was solid. For a little food-courty place, they really do a nice job.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hci3txBnvCae9KResbir7A", "text": "This place is a decent lunch spot. Conveniently located near UCB,  and definitely caters to the college crowd. \n\nDecent lunch special.\n\nWill I go back? Probably not, but I'd recommend it if you want a cheap Japanese lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_WL08-344n6xqOX4dXrtRQ", "date": "2008-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K_p2MTEHuMn5V2ajYIPOUA", "text": "3.5\n\nI'm giving this place a 4 star because thats what it used to be back when I first started coming here. But in reality, its more like a 3-3.5 because this place is starting to drop off in quality. I guess you got to blame it on the popularity on of this place. It seems like everybody goes here now. The lines are insanely long, like Cheesecake factory status. A few years back, sushi here seemed really good, but the quality of everything seems to have gone down the drain. I mean, its still good, it'll still satisfy most people, but either things just got worse or my taste for sushi has gotten too sophisticated because I'm just not as impressed when I eat here. Bummer...\n\nThe gist...\n\nHigh points: The sushi is okay. They have all the favorites including every roll that has to be topped with every piece of crap in the kitchen. Seriously, sometimes the rolls look like Yogurtland yogurt thats been smothered with every single topping in the house. \n\nLow points: Quality? Where is the love, Sushi House? Where is the love?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h-H52pI8gkVqcf83cd1VuQ", "date": "2010-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lUcF89d6zwJ_LVZjsQsHRw", "text": "Sushi House : real sushi :: Lee's sandwiches : Vietnamese banh mi.\n\nWhen you see Latino employee's cranking out the sushi in the back, that's when you realize that this is not authentic sushi made by trained chefs.\n\nThat's why I never buy any rolls because the price is the same/close to REAL sushi restaurants, ones where there are waiters serving you drinks instead of a dirty water dispenser tucked away in the corner.\n\nIf you want your money's worth, get the Berkeley special, which is basically a bento box on a dish (or plastic container for take-out) for $6.99! Or you could go down the street to Tako Sushi for $1.85 California Rolls.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w3iChbP_eECDwP4ar-zORA", "date": "2009-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W6Y_CAt31GGgN_dho-UIqQ", "text": "For sushi found in the Berkeley Telegraph area this place is it. I'm not too sure if it's owned by the same people of Sushi House in Alameda. Because they basically stole the same menu, same rolls, ingredients, taste, and presentation. Ha, but I'm not complaining! I love those rolls. \n\nThey have daily specials which I think is a steal for a meal that is around 7 bucks.\n\nService was a bit slow after taking the order. It shouldn't take too long to make rolls, but once you eat it you forget about the wait. The place is really small but it's Asian Ghetto (Durant Square) so you can't expect much.\n\nIsland roll, Samurai, Lion King, Bay scallop. The only thing that made me upset was that they put soy sauce in a styrofoam bowl for my to-go order like the ones that miso soup is served in. And they only filled it up quarter of the way. No wonder we're all going to die from global warming. Just get some soy sauce packets and then you can save the world! Coincidental Heroes implication? I think not.\n\n--------\nUpdate 3/10\nI've been here a few more times since my last review. I heard through the grapevine that it's the same owner as Bear Ramen House. Today's service was friendly. We got nigiri complements from the chef. Could it have been because it was a group of girls? Or because we were Korean? Or maybe because he's just....yea I won't finish that thought. \n\nThey don't serve soy sauce in styrofoam anymore for take out. I'm thinking that night when I did have take out it must have been a fluke or something.  \n\nMy friend put it this way. It's the best deal because it's Sushi House type rolls without having to tip and to drive.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-w8H1G9raUC0Gg_zvlJDwg", "date": "2007-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yo_5ahZbSoSYg3FvE_2skw", "text": "I go here practically every day.  It really is one of the best sushi restaurants in Berkeley.  I am really confused about the location though.  It is kind of surreal spending $15-$30 on high quality sushi in the middle of the Asian ghetto, where a $7 or $8 meal is the norm.\n\nThe fish is extremely fresh and it is very well prepared.  I usually just get the nigiri dinner and it consistently is near perfection.  Their rolls are very good, and so are their donburis and gyoza.  It is hard to find really good sushi in Berkeley and sushi house truly is one of the best.\n\nThe only problem is that they can be a little slow which is unusual for the Asian ghetto, but that is just the nature of a high quality restaurant though.  If you want fast food, go to one of its cheapo neighbors.  I usually order to-go, then get some tapioca milk tea and finish it while they are making it.\n\nThe owner is super nice and she always gives me free stuff.  I take a lot of people here and she is really nice to them too.  It is really worth your while to become a regular here.  I love restaurants that actually pay attention to their customers and make an effort to get to know them.  If I could give this restaurant more than five stars, I would.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cLWXVHoz5HNXI2fkrGMMzQ", "text": "Ate here today and found the sushi really really good. Very fresh... Tempura udon is so-so but it did cure my hang over. =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZeIDWs_A7cDWbbglRdOjeg", "date": "2007-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pf-4LFzY4FKD8CcQDUdjpw", "text": "I don't think this place is all that bad.  Their rolls are actually pretty decent, perhaps a little overpriced.  The Bento box is actually a good deal for lunch, and it's pretty good.  It comes with salad, dumplings (these are really crispy and good), some california rolls, chicken teriyaki, and some rice.  I honestly like the food, but the three stars are for the extremely slow service.  I think this place tastes cleaner than Thai Basil, Steve's Korean BBQ, and Gypsy's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sf_YwgzS9zS_NwiJ7rZ_Og", "text": "So I came here about a week ago, and it was definitely my worst sushi house experience ever. \n\nWe go there around 7:30, and the receptionist said that we would have to wait 30 minutes.  After about 45 minutes, we started asking her when we could be seated, and she kept telling us \"5 more minutes\" (this happened probably like 7-8 times).  In the end, we waited over an hour.  Not only did we not get seated in a timely manner, the receptionists were very impolite.  They didn't apologize or smile or anything while we were waiting and dying of hunger. When we finally sat down, my lion king roll's salmon was overcooked and dry. \n\nSo, this trip to sushi house was very disappointing, bad service + bad food. Normally they're better but this last visit was just ridiculous.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xi3yBEWgMWJTXRW2lvo2xA", "date": "2008-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v_Gq_AldXEOPned68Hn-Og", "text": "If you're going to eat here, make sure you bring at least $11-20 per person if you want your belly filled well. Plus they have a $15 dollar minimum for credit cards, which sucks big time because most rolls are about $9, $4 for hand rolls. For that price range you obviously COULD eat at a nicer sit down restaurants with menus and waitresses that take your order, and the surrounding restaurants are way cheaper, but in terms of food quality... I don't think you're going to find more delicious or fresh food anywhere near the area. The sushi is absolutely positively amazing! It is straight up bomb with a cherry on top. The portions are pretty big for what is typically served in a sushi restaurant. If you're not sure what to order, try: Spicy scallop hand roll, Lion King (a california roll wrapped in salmon baked and glazed with a sweet rich house sauce)-pure orgasmic heaven!!, Island Roll, Webster Roll and Samurai roll, you can't go wrong. I only give 4 stars because I always leave this place with a small dent in my wallet\n\ntip: the owner is Korean, if you're friendly and you speak to the cashier in Korean, you will probably get free miso soup.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u51U0I1DXOXWPGmT4kfqGg", "date": "2007-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YphUzUwkC9wl4x3ENgyKIA", "text": "Located in the Asian ghetto, so none of that romantic upscale feel. BUT it's yummy =] \nLots of choices, including vegetarian rolls and bentos that I want to try, though I'm not a vegetarian. Reasonably priced, at about $6-10 a roll. I ordered a Vegetable Dragon Roll ($6), with deep fried eggplant and asparagus, and avocado. I asked them for cucumber instead of avocado and they asked me if I wanted tamago in there too! Wonderful =]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "067Gxt4roiS_OPeLLISFUQ", "text": "college cafeteria sushi.  i give them props for having an incredible selection in terms of rolls, but wow the rice was just either old or undercooked - you know, when its hard and chewy . . .\n\nif you're in a need for sushi in berkeley, this fits the bill.  here for a cal game, had some gypsies, but wanted a sushi roll.  i've been a few times before, went inside, saw the pics on the wall, got hungrier and hungrier . . . ate a roll.  and felt very underwhelmed.  enough that i may go back, but i probably wont unless i just can't live without sushi before a game . . . it wasn't bad, it just wasn't certainly up to par.  on the plus side, it's cheap, so this is clearly an example of the adage your mom used to yell at you - \"you get what you pay for\"", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dTdltcr2EC5oMZ1rs795PA", "date": "2008-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7Gb4N9qIpDiOeDazgvxniw", "text": "I think I will call 2/3/2009 as the one of the crappiest culinary days of my life. It began at lunch with a crappy meal at Kai's in Oakland. Then a crappy pasta dish at Gypsy, then here at Sushi House. \n\nOk, this place is in a mini-mall which caters to mostly UCB students. So college student should equal cheap/affordable, right? My problem with this place is that the prices are no different than you would find in a nicer established 'real' Japanese place, (ie not in a mini-mall and bigger than 300 ft). The owner was nice, contrary to what others have experienced.\n\nI ordered 2 Makis. my tab was $10.87. Not cheap, the same price they charge pretty much at any Japanese restaurant.  Yes, it did take over 10 mins to get my rolls.\n\nThe worst part was the acutal food. The rice really did not seem like Sushi rice. If it was, it was a very light version, ie, almost tasted like plain white rice, perhaps it does dual duty for their entrees?\n\nthe portion of fish was small. My Negihama was almost just like a rice roll as I could not taste the hamachi. \n\nThey also provide the cheapest Soy Sauce around, the stuff which is served in cheap Chinese take out. \n\nI guess my beef is that if you are in a student served cheapo mini-mall, make the food affordable to students, meaning, drop it down a notch on pricing vs place which my parents would eat at. if you are not going to do that, then provide the quality of food that one would expect from that pricing....it seems like Sushi House wants it both ways.\n\nPS--on a side note, I did see some Tempura when I was there which really looked good, the batter with all the crispy texture on the outside...I may be forced to try it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mw7LJ15SZOI_QiEBm1q5GQ", "date": "2009-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-BzZ9QeSN796ufYIVGUH_A", "text": "Ew. This place has HORRIBLE overpriced sushi. I'm disgusted. I will never go here again. You can get the exact same sushi rolls at Tako's sushi half a block away for cheaper and much better quality. If their quality is going to be so low, they may as well make their sushi cheaper than their competitor. Seriously, it boggles my mind.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2010-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "P073SKYDE-RcoV_YcEqOzQ", "text": "I am confused about how to rate this place.  On the one hand, the guy who takes your order is horribly rude, the food takes forever (once I waited 30 minutes for my 2 rolls), it is often crowded and sometimes smells bad.  On the other hand, I've never had roll sushi like this in my life.  Well, maybe, but certainly not for the price.  The Water Polo, Hero, and Crunch Monkey are my favorites.  Get all 3 for under $25!\n\nIf you're looking for traditional sushi, this isn't the place.  Do they even have sashimi on the menu?  I didn't look.  You won't miss it with the rolls being as good as they are, but if that's what you're craving you won't find it here.\n\nOne more star because where else can you eat sushi and then go next door and get a fresh doughnut for dessert?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xuGv3ZvH3LM_CRYTFeeTqg", "date": "2009-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-XtKDCB-py8AoaYgLYUoDg", "text": "an unimaginitive and overpriced clone of your typical japanese restraunt. Quality is up to par though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YgJB_smEXhd9Ucx9IF4VfQ", "date": "2007-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xwRelcjmRewvASWZwYOwZg", "text": "I like this place.. I don't see why people complain so much.. It's close to the campus, the rolls are a great size and the few times I've been here, I've had no issues.. I like the veggie roll and the lombada which is spicy with salmon.. Both are huge and it was only 16.00..it's nothing fancy- but it takes care of the sushi fix. I'm a fan.. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "p4dKQ25kJuxccJySjsG92g", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "JdbsqAGXhIyueBlXuR3dyw", "text": "So the business model of having non-Asians running Asian restaurant continues at the Asian Ghetto which is quite effective and efficient for owners. Whether there is a lost in quality is debatable but I don't think the sushi here taste like anything near Sushi House. The hot food is pretty comparable but something about the sushi and sashimi is a tad off. Maybe it's not the chefs but the quality of fish? Maybe it's the bums and overfilled trash cans stinking up the flavor? Maybe the blend of smells from Italian, Mexican, Thai, Korean, Chinese food, and donuts is confusing the appetite? Regardless of the reason, the sushi is good but not spectacular like Sushi House. The Special is cheap but the rest of the menu has normal prices. Easy quick sushi fix for students is the only motivation to eat here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2009-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "oevaC4Y7kEBMSqJtNMlGrA", "text": "So craving sushi\nUnsure what to get\nSushi for under $10?\nHow come so cheap?\nI got: California Delux ($4.95)\n\nHow come the rice is so hard?\nOh, asian ghetto-ness\nU get what u pay for\nSeriously only $4.95?\nEh... o.O\n\n2 to 3 stars (maybe 2.5)... This place needs major improvement. It's tiny and cramped inside. Though the sushi is cheap here, it wasn't super fantastic in taste. Most rolls are around $5. I couldn't believe mine was only $4.95. I was expecting to pay $10! For six pieces, I was still hungry and wanting another roll... haha I couldn't believe how hard the rice was. I've never had such hard rice in my sushi. That was the most disappointing part. I guess if you are desperate for sushi and want something cheap (quality and price) then come here. But don't expect much.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CZQUtmO5NIY-bZWkCqHeJg", "date": "2009-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QzNpFOnGshKWX6JHTSVXOw", "text": "There's never a line here. And that's because it's pretty gross.\n\nBut I found myself coming here on a Sunday because Tako Sushi was closed, and I was really craving some sushi. \n\nThe sashimi wasn't as fresh as I would've liked, but they packed my Chirashi ($13.99) with a lot of it. I also ordered a California Deluxe for $4.95.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "UPmVLN9pwoml1NUEFmUCSw", "text": "So my 1 star wasn't enough to show you I'm not a fan?  Actually, the star is for me because I returned.  Sadly.\n\nI enjoy their Alameda counterpart, so I thought I'd give the one in the asian ghetto a chance.  Most Japanese restaurants can get away with $17 for a mouth watering plate of fresh sashimi, but not for this hole.  \n\nWhat I ordered: Salmon sashimi dinner\n\nWhat I got: Overpriced frozen salmon over shredded daikon.  Their menu says all dinners include rice and salad, right right?  I had to prod the old man to include salad, AND he forgot the rice.  Moron.\n\nI broke my cardinal rule of returning to bad eateries when I went back for a second round of disappointment.  This time, the salmon was mushy,  and my dinner came with soup but still no rice.  And yes, I had to request salad again!  \n\nHow does the saying go?  First time, shame on you. Second time, harakiri me?  \n\nSushi from the ghetto?!  Think about it.  It's disgusting, and so is this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1pKeBT17WFcQSlvcxTNNrw", "date": "2008-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SYSkr_Synpe8NySdbaylng", "text": "What can I say?\n\nIf you like rolls, you'll like it here. Sushi house is great for rolls, I would take my friends here for their quantity AND quality of rolls. But that's pretty much it. \n\nAs for myself, I would go somewhere else for traditional sashimi or nigiri. \n\nIt seems Korean run (I'd rather eat sushi from a trained Japanese chef) and the wait is terrible, close to, or probably even worse than Kirala in Berkeley. \n\nThe place is huge though, so it is great for big groups, if you can get in. On the down side, it can get quite crowded and noisy, but not in a good way.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4IBbwmzEfya-35LZfUHqxw", "date": "2008-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O5GISiwQ6xGL0CiO-nvEug", "text": "all rolls look the same\nnot that cheap for what you get\nlong wait, big pieces\n\ntop pick: island roll", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rrMcZrrt19o6ATTHKKjXTw", "text": "Having been to many sushi restaurants, this place is actually not as bad as others make it seem. I always order the lion king here, and it's just as good as the Sushi House in Alameda, or Rays Sushi in Hayward. Maybe it's the setting of the place that puts people off, but honestly you can't expect amazing sushi in this area. This place definitely beats Tako Sushi on Telegraph, so why all the hate? If you want awesome amazing sushi go to gourmet ghetto, at Kirala, not Asian ghetto.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FZA3gXQEGDy8EqkodV9kmg", "text": "So my sushi style is this: I want to put as much in a roll as possible. Shrimp tempura, avocado, tuna, salmon, eel, cream cheese, scallions, tobiko, special sauces, EVERYTHING. I bet if you could put doughnuts and pizza in a roll, I would order it. So, when I think of sushi, I think of this place because I can get anything under the sun wrapped up in a roll. \n\nNow, I've noticed a lot of reviews have mentioned the Lion King roll. I agree that this roll is not very good, so I understand if that's one of the only things you've tried, you'd be disappointed. I think I've tried 1/2 of them, and my favorites are the anna, island, water polo, and caterpillar. You will not be disappointed if you order any of these. \n\nIt's true that you can wait awhile for your orders, but this place is small, the rolls are complicated, and it gets busy, so that's totally normal. If there is a line to the door before you order, then obviously you're not going to get your food in 5 minutes. I think it is worth the wait, and certainly better than any other sushi in the area. \n\nI can't give it 5 stars because well, I've been to Japan and really there isn't much comparing. But 4 stars because it keeps me coming back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W46UkrAvPokkWfXno1cD6g", "date": "2008-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "V4TLI1WX3YDhluBdg5jv1A", "text": "completely awful. they try to hide the shitty quality of their fish by drowning the rolls in thick sauces. it gave me a terrible stomachache afterwards.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "yKmfWcDNbz6HunMhrgeCjw", "text": "Out of all the places to eat in the \"Asian Ghetto\", I'm not sure exactly why I chose this one. When the cashier is Korean and the 2 chefs in the back are Hispanic, I should know sushi isn't really sushi anymore.\n\nWith that being said, I played it safe and ordered the Oyako Donburi & Cali Rolls. I figured it's extremely hard to mess up a Cali roll...but they still somehow managed. The crabmeat they used tasted like it was dipped in a bucket of honey and butter (that's seriously the best way I can describe it). There was barely any avocado and the rice was hard. Again I say, how do you mess up a Cali roll!?!!\n\nThe Oyako Donburi wasn't that great either. The sauce was extremely salty and again, hard rice. My friends ordered the Anna roll & Samurai roll which weren't half bad, except they were drenched in sauce. I had a difficult time deciding which roll on the menu would be tasty, but i seemed like they all carried the same ingredients, so it came down to a matter of how much I wanted to pay for my meal. What a waste of $10 for everything.\n\nDon't mistaken this place for the Sushi House in Alameda. No relation whatsoever!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Nn-hLgYTKNkJQ-G7LSXG3g", "date": "2009-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "g5S6Q9W0IwN5AEK3fNWzbw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "f3i24R3SVnjKFrJ2ofvCDg", "text": "Living on Durant, it's hard to find a decent sushi place without having to walk further out of my way. I live close by to the Sushi House but was always wary. C'mon - we're talking Asian Ghetto. After reading the Yelp reviews, I decided to get over my fear of being food poisoned and tried this place out. \n\nI don't know if I was taking crazy pills or if the people who wrote glowing reviews were, but I had some of THE worst sushi in my life, but that's just the half of it. It took me FORTY MINUTES TO GET MY LION KING ROLL (baked salmon). I came around 3:00 pm, mind you, and it was definitely not packed at all. I'm a patient enough person, but after 20 minutes, I asked if I was getting my roll anytime soon. The cashier then tells me they burnt my roll and were making me another one. 20 minutes later, I finally get the roll. I don't even know why I didn't demand my money back. Perhaps it was the fact that I was desperate for sushi and my stomach was eating itself. \n\nI got back to my apartment and was ready to dig in when I saw the most disgusting sight in my life. The roll was wrapped almost 3 times over with just rice alone, a little bit of imitation crab (there was so little of it, I don't know if I just imagined it being there) and the smallest pieces of salmon on top. The rice was overpoweringly sweet and after two bites, I chucked it. Rude service, bad food, and overpriced. On the plus side, I didn't get food poisoned.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "73sLVBp9WDLMUKsjA0J1uw", "date": "2008-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gclB3ED6uk6viWlolSb_uA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "53glrLS3YJGEucPd1XdH1Q", "text": "Cafe 3 (or Cafe Tre, as I like to say) used to be the bomb diggity when I first lived in the dorms but sadly, quality has dramatically decreased over the years.\n\nWhen I went in today with my stomach literally rumbling, I expected palatable food. But apparently that was too high an expectation.\n\nI got the omelette from the omelette bar with everything except cheese. It was basically ham, onions, and bell peppers when it used to include spinach and mushrooms. Anyway, it didn't taste like anything and made me wonder if it was made from real eggs or from the generic liquid mix. \n\nThere was nothing else appetizing so I followed my flavorless omelette with a salad and grapefruit. \n\nYou can't muck up fresh ingredients but when the best part of a meal is baby carrots + peanut butter, especially at an all-you-can-eat establishment, there's a problem. \n\nSure, the glitzy decor is fancy and all, but I'd rather have better food than wall panels that change colors ever 2 seconds.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gclB3ED6uk6viWlolSb_uA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Aw1QuLdXG9BaNODP_mRydw", "text": "ewwww, just gross and disgusting and bad.\n the food lacks flavor, and is monotonous, and sickening. most of the vegetarian or vegan options are terrible and gross and over-salted and lack any other flavor. the \"celebration roast\" is especially terrible. \nI guess they should get some points for having an all organic salad bar and organic milk, but the salad bar doesn't have much variety and the dressings are bad. the desserts are okay, sometimes, they're really the only thing i can eat with getting totally sick.\n\newww, i can't even think about this place anymore.\ni'm gonna go throw up now", "stars": 1, "user_id": "OQOcmj9UzbrLwA01cHLwIg", "date": "2009-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gclB3ED6uk6viWlolSb_uA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bno6biTe0yHS_L05D-VgYA", "text": "They have pretty good breakfast, which I usually came here for.  They mostly have Asian food but the variety isn't very great however.  Really hit or miss.  Also, limited hours and not open everyday of the week for dinner.  At least that was the deal when I last went a couple years back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QbFxA_E9rFRqE2f66sFacA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gclB3ED6uk6viWlolSb_uA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dqC7N2sPxReBl2sSWcW-Fg", "text": "Quality only a notch above crossroads in the Asian food section, the rest is arguably worse. Its smaller selection is also a downside. Only good to go to if you a) live in unit 3, b)don't like the crossroads menu one day, c)crossroads is too crowded, d)you want to watch ESPN while you eat. Actually the decor is the best part about Cafe 3, with several different festive sections to liven things up, and a lot of TVs to use.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gclB3ED6uk6viWlolSb_uA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fRlebS2bNvvcdvKweWKKLA", "text": "Caf\u00e9 Tr\u00e9, as my floor mates used to call it, seemed better than Crossroads at first.  I'm talking decor, food, flat screen tv, etc.  But after a whole semester eating lunch there with my friends because it was convenient, I was convinced that Crossroads was actually better than Caf\u00e9 Tr\u00e9.  When it comes to lunch, Crossroads isn't actually that bad.  But for Caf\u00e9 Tr\u00e9, there's always brunch.  Which means that their main entree is usually something involving eggs or macaroni and cheese.  You get sick of it very quickly and I normally mix in salad just so I don't feel sick afterward.  Also, if you don't grab a piece of fruit or dessert before 7pm, don't even think about it because there won't be any left except for some gritty red Washington apples.  Waffles and omelets are the only plus.  BTW, the omelet bar did not arrive till spring 2009.  Finally, the design of the tray kitchen area is very poor.  I've been to Crossroads more times than Caf\u00e9 Tr\u00e9, but I've witnessed many tray accidents at the latter.  In fact, I've done it three times there and I'm not that clumsy!  There you have it, Caf\u00e9 Tr\u00e9.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EK4gZnUbD4hFk8hcHm9xEw", "date": "2009-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gclB3ED6uk6viWlolSb_uA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wKgVtgnkV68E8Moeuuy_3g", "text": "This DC is well liked by students, but the sushi is really abysmal and the place feels very cramped.  When I'm here, I feel like I'm in the snack bar of a hovercraft that's about to cross the Channel.  There are relatively few food stations -- limited choice and long lines.  I'd much rather go to Foothill, Crossroads or Clark Kerr.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2007-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gclB3ED6uk6viWlolSb_uA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SXCXV5jWguIvGtHIML4jlA", "text": "The reopening of Cafe 3 was something needed for all the people in Unit 3.  The inside is amazing with a sleek look and all new everything. There are some noticeably great things about Cafe 3.  Omelet bar is the best creation ever.  The make your own waffle is also amazing.  Pizza is also not bad.  The big screen is nice for not having to talk to people.  Now the bad... terrible sushi and blue plate 80 percent of the time.  Salad is okay with some ingredients missing from time to time.  Pho station is just kind of weird tasting.  Also non and low fat milk seems to run out every time I go there, which is characteristic of all the dining halls though.  Not bad... just not good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B0Q2YqU3zmFKwLsLVy3BZw", "date": "2007-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gclB3ED6uk6viWlolSb_uA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WpA9Ol8unjUDYtiTg_bevQ", "text": "Ok, I know everyone must think I'm INSANE for giving Cafe 3 FOUR stars......but here's the reason why.......READ ON!! \n\nFood: \nBUFFET style so it's different every night but here's what I had tonight--\n-Chicken enchilada casserole: The chicken was soo good and super tender!! The baked cheese on top was crispy and chewy! Just enough sauce in between all the layers! It was super YUMMY! I had like 5 helpings! I would have had more, but for some reason it wasn't self serve and someone had to keep serving me and I was afraid she would recognize me cause I kept going back for more, so I stopped getting more helpings......\n\n-Penne Pasta  with Garbanzo Bean curry sauce thing?: I'm kinda biased because I LOVE penne pasta so that was automatically like YUM! The Garbanzo Bean curry sauce thing was pretty good. I like saucy things so that was just like a big sloppy goo of goodness! \n\n-Salad Bar: Had a wide variety of veggies and so many toppings! It was almost like a mini souplantation! Everything seemed very fresh and healthy and tasted really good too! I was especially into the onion, cilantro, cherry tomato, corn salsa that you can top your salad off with! That was super TASTY! And then there's a variety of dressings like \"tomato basil\" that were unique and added an extra kick of flavor to your salad! Not to mention there were some sunflower seeds and pumpkin seeds that you can also add to make it extra special! Totally digging it!\n\n-Soups: \n--Spicy Lemon Thai soup and Italian Wedding Soup: Neither of which were very good...have to say, they were down right sub par from what I was expecting. Looks can be so deceiving.....that's all I've got to say....\n\n-seaweed salad: So this is normally pretty expensive, so when I saw that they had this, I went crazy and downed this stuff like there's no tomorrow..only to find that it  was a bit too salty. I bet they did that on purpose so there's only a limited amount of this stuff anyone can eat before they go into a hypertensive shock from an over consumption of salt!! \n\n-shrimp fried rice: honestly, sounds better than it tastes. Rice too soggy, shrimp not fresh/big enough. Relatively bland tasting, not all it's cracked up to be. \n\n-drinks: wide selection, but i'm not a big drink person. The only thing that caught my eye was organic soymilk and lemonade...everything else sounded like sugar + water to me (aka: sodas and juices). \n\n-desserts: brownies, cakes and froyo, oh my! I LOVE brownies! YUMMY! The blueberry cake looked good, didn't try it. The FROYO (only vanilla and chocolate flavor) was ok for being all you can eat froyo! There's only like three toppings: wannabe granola (which I really think was some variation of Kashi cereal), crumbled oreos (my favorite!!!), and sugared up cherries. I honestly don't like vanilla and chocolate flavored \"soft served ice cream\" froyo that much but since it was all you can eat......it made up for it!\n\nOverall: So after having been to crossroads and now eating here, I really feel like Cafe 3 is just a toned down, miniaturized version of Crossroads. Obviously, not as much variety but who said a ton of variety is a good thing? I mean, when you go to Berkeley Bowl and you look at the overwhelming mounds of 30+ varieties of apples they've got in stalk don't you just drop your jaw and think: \"dude, where do I start???\" I don't know about you, but when there's a surplus of variety, I always end up making the wrong decision because my brain is so overwhelmed I don't even know what to look at or what to choose. So think of Crossroads as \"overwhelming\" and Cafe 3 as \"manageable options\". Don't get me wrong, variety is a good thing, but not in SURPLUS. \nDue to less variety, Cafe 3 has less traffic so it's a more intimate dining environment. It gives you a more cozy feel. Nice place to sit down with a pal and just chat all night and keep indulging in their endless supply of food! That's exactly what I did! Ok, enough about food...let's move on.....\n\nAmbiance:\nSo I really wanted to give a positive review on the ambiance here because I felt like half of my positive dining experience there tonight was due to the ambiance!! I really liked how it was decorated. Some areas has cute little booths for two people (which is what I sat in), some stools with high tables (to make it look like a dinner), and some cushioned benches. There were TV's and quirky/modern designs on the furniture. It was really unique and unlike any dining hall I've been to or seen. At crossroads I really felt like it was so mainstream and high efficiency factory like dining hall. But Cafe 3 really has a homey feeling to it and it's quieter so you can carry on a conversation without shouting! :)\n\nPrice: ~$8 for and endless supply of food.....how do I get in on this?!?!?! I honestly feel like I ate $50+ of food and paying only $8 for it made me realize: \"So this is why our school is on a budget crisis and they are spiking our tuition! I get it now!\" \n\nService: you bus yoursel", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2010-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gclB3ED6uk6viWlolSb_uA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "VKVACR2LGcsn9M0tWF1etA", "text": "By the end of two years of mealpoint based subsistence, Cafe 3 was one of the only dining halls I would go to. They may not have as many stations as Crossroads does, but it doesn't really matter when half the stations at Crossroads are inedible. Its menu has an Asian slant (oh god that was not supposed to be a racist pun) on most days of the week and it tastes reasonably good. The sushi is not terribly great nor terribly awful -- what are you expecting anyway? It's an ~$8 buffet. \n\nCaveats:\n-If you like the dessert they are serving that day, get it immediately. Don't wait until the end of your meal because it will not be there. \n-If you're in any way tall or even normal-sized, snag one of the few tables that have real chairs. Seriously, some of those low couches and chairs and tables remind me of the children's section at Ikea.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2008-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2UxBUK4cG8jJxcX6X3O8Sg", "text": "For the quality of their baked goods, I feel like they're a bit pricey. The staff didn't really seem to know what they were doing. The barista was slow and a bit clumsy. The only thing good about this place is that it's open late for a nighttime snack that isn't too overbearing or greasy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UWV4K2IC2oWGtefurEBN6Q", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_4l-Hx6gzy0sAi9HlG0ClA", "text": "I might be a little spoiled, because I've spent enough time in Taiwan to know what actual pastries should taste like. I AM glad this kind of place exists; given how many Asians are at Berkeley, I'm surprised it's taken so long. But when I look at the pastries, none of them actually look appetizing to me. They're lesser versions of what you'd normally get at a bakery and at a higher than average price. The only things I would trust getting are the Sogo goods, because Sogo is DECENT. There's not much variety, and what they do have isn't all that appealing.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ll7_ReyVWvpHHhpsettHHQ", "date": "2012-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "90VTpYQv-Pg5P2oFB3fstA", "text": "Cute little store!  The \"buy four get one free\" macaron deal (at Ucafe, macarons are effectively $1 each) is fun, since at other bakeries macarons are over $1.75 each. A good introduction to the macaron trend!\n\nMy friends and I got the lime, mango, coconut-rum, blueberry, and strawberry macarons. The buttercream filling was the best part, and the blueberry and coconut-rum fillings were the best out of those five.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5fawcPDZyrtI8YSQEgNNeg", "date": "2012-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DnrRHIwSKXj7zD-AsG3irw", "text": "* disclaimer: didn't try their baked goods yet - only macarons*\n\nSo, I should have known to not get macarons from an Asian bakery. \nI looked at the six or seven flavours - each flavour unmistakably uneven and lumpy (first sign to stray away from macarons), however, I decided to give them a try. \nAfter a \"buy four get one free\" promotion (5 macarons for $5) I ended up with coconut rum, passionfruit poppy, strawberry, vanilla and mango. \nUpon taking my first bite of the cheerfully colorful coconut rum macaroon (lavender with blue specks and a lime green buttercream filling) I knew that I was in for a less than kind taste/texture combo. \n\nLet's break down each flavour ( I only tried a 1/4 or less of the macaron)\n1) Coconut Rum\nFlavor: unbearably sweet with a slight hint of coconut and a weird aftertaste.\nTexture: crumbly, dry, and semi-stale.\nOverall: not impressed, decided to move on to other flavors.\n2) Passionfruit and Poppy \nFlavor: Interesting, the buttercream was by far the highlight of this macaron with a fun and tart passionfruit aroma. \nTexture: crumbly, possibly due to being over refrigerated and dried out. \nOverall: The execution of this one was horrible, the buttercream was globbed in the middle resembling a spere rather than an even \"patty\". In hindsight, this was probably the best one (seems very sad now). \n3)Strawberry\nFlavor: artificial food color and artificial flavouring anyone?\nOverall: GROSS\n4) Vanilla\nFlavor: decent vanilla taste.\nTexture: brittle, and almost \"sand-like\".\nOverall: better flavor of the bunch, crappy execution.\n5) Mango \nFlavor: weird sensation, HORRID aftertaste. It's been 10 minutes since i took a bite of one and rinsed my mouth out yet I can still taste the bitter, semi-salty, aftertaste. I'm imagining this is what decomposing mango would taste like if someone tried to preserve it in formaldehyde for a dissection. \nOverall: gross, gross, gross. I hate being critical of the places I review but this was not just inedible, it was borderline poisonous. \n\nOVERALL: I'm really disappointed in this experience. I'll probably return to UCafe to try one of their asian buns but definitely will not get their macarons ever again. Whoever doesn't believe me I still have 3/4 of each macaron sitting on my table awaiting to meet my garbage bin.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rz_TqU1qK1iDAk03TH7z2Q", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fEP6moASCebxEPuxi4epGA", "text": "Good to have at least one Asian bakery near campus. But this one is just ok. The storefront is cute. The display of food is tidy and accessible (so instead of troubling someone to get you a loaf behind him or her, you can actually look closely at the goodies and decide what you want.) But the service was just sad. The girl did not pay attention to what I said (and she didn't seem to be paying attention to anything else.) I requested the red velvet mini pound cake but got a chocolate one. And before I asked to separate the buns into two paper bags, she tried to violently squeeze in four naked buns of different flavors and the pound cake in a tiny paper bag! Ugh! Who wants a deformed savory bun (the hot dog and green onion one) with the smell of taro or red bean? She just didn't think!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lAf8r7Yr9gW9DJRkykHpbw", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JPo-_WxjwRw6RR0d8PaQuw", "text": "Not bad! UCafe is a cute little Asian bakery near campus. They have a great selection of Sogo bread, which I basically grew up on. Mmmm coconut custard bread! UCafe brings me a little taste of home whenever I miss the abundance of Asian goodies in Cupertino. Their macarons are decent, but I think the cream filling is a bit heavy. Disclaimer: I always compare macarons to the ones from La Duree, so perhaps it is difficult for any bakery to match that. They have a pretty good selection of macaron flavors, from lime to coconut rum. I am excited to try their freshly baked buns and pastries too! \n\nI tried their milk tea once, too. I don't have too much to say about that, so it was okay.\n\nIn terms of ambience, UCafe is really cute. I love walking around and staring at all the baked goods!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LA3el9uHyCjn_yj-A1sUcg", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ojG42lpEjVSTxhs3gssXjw", "text": "I have tried:\n- Hot dog and green onion bun (3.5/5)\n- Pineapple and porksung bread (4/5)\n- A few other sweet buns (idk I eat at Asian bakeries often so I don't recall the exact ones) (4/5)\n\nPros:\n- Good, convenient location\n- Open late! \n- Decent variety\n- Also serves Asian drinks, sandwiches and other deserts like macarons (the macarons aren't as good as they should be)\n- Always has samples out on the counter\n- Super cute interior :)\n\nCons:\n- Doesn't accept credit cards (since 1 week ago, not sure about now)\n- I wish they opened early in the morning though because I want buns for breakfast! They typically don't open until 11AM or later.\n- Pricyyyy (compared to other Asian bakeries)\n- One table w/ 2 seats to constitute as the seating area\n\nI'm really curious to see what the Sheng Kee bakery on Telegraph will bring to Berkeley.\n\nBottom line: If you're craving Asian pastries and don't have time to hit up 99 Ranch or Chinatown, then stop by here. Otherwise, I wouldn't bother wasting my money here by coming too often. A bun here and a bun there really starts to add up!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o-DFBJJ4qvF7HDKEdCIbZg", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XN2eOJeZLOAm__WvX0x3gg", "text": "The atmosphere is very nice and the workers there are extremely kind and welcoming.  The food is fairly reasonable considering that it's located in a college town and extremely close to campus.  I wouldn't expect the prices to be as cheap as Chinatown just like many other places located a block away from Berkeley.  It's a nice place to get some sweets if you're craving any.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gDbK2wRUcIgl2paL558-Cw", "date": "2012-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZJT_PWcGRgEQQ4Db3Ki7hA", "text": "For Berkeley, this place is decent (although that may be subject to change when Sheng-Kee Bakery opens up on Telegraph).\n\nBy Bay Area standards, this place pales in comparison to many others. If you're willing to take the trip to Oakland or SF Chinatown then I'd recommend it if you're seeking more authentic Asian bakeries.\n\nThat's not to say that this place is terrible for what it offers, in fact they have a decent selection that cycles frequently from the many times that I have stopped by. I've only gotten a few things from here (mocha sponge cake and pineapple bun with red bean) and they've been alright. I've also picked up bahn mi from here for a very cheap $3.25 for a whole sandwich, which tastes good for its price but you can only get one kind.\n\nI've also been given a cake from here (tiramisu) which was pretty good but unfortunately the cakes are pretty small for the price that they are charging (between $16-25 from what I've seen lately).\n\nThe service is also a bit slow but on the plus side they are open pretty late (2AM over the weekend) so if you need something cheap then I'd recommend it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HwXCZTVt8TyH1kKer_i1qQ", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dsYhzHdpfaKE1xjLgReNpA", "text": "Ucafe is a pretty small space devoted almost entirely to displaying baked, wrapped chinese buns, cookies, macaroons. (ala sogo, sheng kee, et al). store is really lite up, this creates an happy buying environment, i presume.\n\nbehind the counter are other drink/food options:\n-milk tea\n-slushies\n-smoothies\n-banh mi\n-iced/hot coffee\n\ndrink: coffee: peerless, 1.50\n-several blends offered, was just poured one, \n-smooth brew, no harshnessk,\neats:  banh mi sandwich (1.95)either 1/2 or 1/3, not sure\n-premade, referigerated, meat combo with veggie.\n-tasted ok.\n-good for eskimos\n\ncrumbs:\n-service quick,\n-day old pastries available, @.95\n-no seating at all", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fwU7o9pTdD53EYXnrRp6gA", "text": "Nice display and decoration of the place. However, they need to work on their baking skills. I tried the almond twist and the pumpkin bread loaf. The almond twist was very hard and it was no freshly baked. The pumpkin bread did not taste like pumpkin at all. I guess once you tried a good chinese bakery such as Shengkee in Richmond, you have a much finer taste of how fresh tasty baked goods are and the things in UCafe are not. It looks good but it ain't good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-PCl2RLNHJ9_IURgPVus7g", "date": "2012-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1rmX6JMAoBr3yUkh63GmXQ", "text": "i tried the mini green tea red bean pound cake, which was obviously not made on premises (pre-packed in plastic) and the Portuguese egg tart. both were pretty good, but definitely not anywhere close to chinatown prices. i do like that they have trays/tongs that you can use to pick things out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A_8O3I3z0ymLP1sD54svYg", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iSYUh7xkZctPhh6ZvkwkeQ", "text": "YESSSSSSS. FINALLY SOME NICE NEW FOOD PLACES TO LIVEN UP TELEGRAPH AREA. \n\nUCafe is a nice asian-style bakery (think 85C in socal) with colorful interior, tongs for picking up bread, and trays for piling on the baked goods. \n\nEgg bread tastes like regular white bread, but fluffier and pretty yummy.  I thought it was a little on the pricy side, with a half loaf going for $3.95\nSome of the other choices they have include thick toast, taro, redbean, green tea, hot dog, egg tarts, etc. NOT BAD!\nToday was their opening day so there was still some setting up going on , but it looks like it'll be a nice place to purchase bread and such. \n\nIn addition to the baked goods and desserts, they also have a lot of colorful macarons on display. Flavors: passion fruit, salted caramel, earl grey... aahhh drool drool. \n\nSaw some nice tea lattes and drinks on the menu ; will definitely give those a try soon (:", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zgtrEnx_Ff1iMdD2uF0XeQ", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "x6ysYBqu3IebVY8fQGOxLQ", "text": "THEY HAVE BIRTHDAY CAKES!\n\nBefore UCafe popped up there was nowhere within walking distance of UC Berkeley where you could get a birthday cake for a surprise party or just cause you're craving cake. The closest would be Whole Foods on Telegraph or Safeway on College, and it's always a burden having to go so far to get the cake. \n\nBut no more! I got an 8\" mango cake for $24.95 (no tax!) and it wasn't too shabby. There were layers of mango (jelly?) and cake so it was more than your average fruit cake. Definitely a bit more expensive than usual birthday cakes - Whole Foods has amazing cakes for around $20 - but you pay for the convenience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PloaVYWF6rwsykmPvmglMQ", "text": "There definitely aren't many Asian bakeries around Berkeley (closest is probably Oakland Chinatown), so it's nice that some are finally beginning to open around campus! The bright, pink and green interior is really cute and inviting, plus the circular paper lampshades hanging from the ceiling add a stylish touch. They have a selection of pastries, buns, and loaves of bread from Sogo Bakery that are self-serve and also have cakes and macarons that you can order. One thing I noticed is that the macarons looked a little sloppily made and uneven, but maybe they will improve on that over time when they become more established. The frosting on the cupcakes also looked too rainbow colored, so it didn't seem too appealing to me. Most of the cakes, however, looked promising.\n\nWhat I ordered:\n- Mini Tiramisu Cake ($4): http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ucafe-berkeley?select=i8IHUKqEA3QFBm4hkkVRnQ#O6i_QzsVcJ-NnOxFLSoV4g\n\nThe cake looks pretty fancy with chocolate shavings and a strawberry on top, but I was sad when I opened the box and found that the strawberry had fallen off in transit :( It was pretty yummy and moist, but nothing extraordinarily special about it. Good choice though and I might come back and try something else another time!\n\nTIPS: No photography allowed! They also have individually packed $0.95 day-old pastries, but I'm not sure how they taste..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qVoPdLhC6CUwNuiOQUidzA", "text": "I had my reservations, but gave this place a try. It's kind of nice to have an Asian bakery around. It's something I missed and there isn't anything close to it around these parts. They have a wide selection of buns, some on the smaller side and most of a usual size. The coconut cream bun was soft and perfect, but gets stale quickly so eat it immediately after purchase. There are also hot dog and green onion buns, which is a favorite of mine. There's also a tuna bun that I've never had before, but liked. They also have minced meat puff pastry pies, which I like. They also have those cake rolls. I bet they'll also have lots of people buying their full sized cakes for birthday occasions. There are only a few, but they look presentable and are a decent price if you live nearby and don't want to make the trek elsewhere. They have smaller cakes and some cake slices too at reasonable prices of $2 to $4. I was also surprised to find that they have macarons. They're $1.25. They're a reasonable size, but light and hollow. I'm not sure what the drinks are like here, but they serve Peerless Coffee. Also, staff needs to be more careful when handling the goods. One of my buns was dropped onto the counter when being rung up, but I took it anyway because it would be a shame for it to be thrown away.\n\nI'm not sure how well this place will do once Sheng Kee opens up on Telegraph.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2012-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iGxi77Q13LAErvjH2_EoKw", "text": "Seriously unimpressed by this place.\n\nComing back from Oakland Chinatown, their Chinese buns seem pricey (~$1.50/bun? vs like 60 cents) in comparison. Plus some of them just look odd; I mean, their croissants are seriously flat. However, I gave in and bought a few today, and now I'm convinced I will not be back. \n\nTheir hot dog & green onion bun was a little too salty for my taste. Overall, it was alright, but their ham & corn bun was realllllllllyyyyy gross. I hate wasting food, but I ended up throwing away more than half of it, since I couldn't bring myself to eat it. The filling is this weird ham, corn & sour cream(?) mixture. It just tasted like dairy, and a lot of the corn kernels were dry. \n\nI also tried their mini tiramisu cake, which is so pretty looking! However, it's pretty standard, and even though it's small, I'd recommend splitting it with a friend.\n\nThe people here are so nice. But the food.... Nope.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ypi79ZvMEwlW7aNcrb418g", "date": "2012-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RdvZ0seKBThlZO3ox7fq6g", "text": "Well, it's ABOUT time!\n\nWith its never-ending abundance of Thai, Indian, and various ethnic foods, Berkeley has always lacked an asian bakery. Where is the happiness when your closest sweet, fluffy bun is all the way in Richmond?! But never fear, my dears! UCafe is here!\n\nLet's start by being superficial. UCafe has some of the cutest interior decor I've seen. The bright colors and simple, cheerful vibe remind me of Yogurtland. The perfect place for a delicious pick-me-up!\n\nSo far, I've tried the cream cheese bun, the coconut cream bun, red bean toast, and hot dog bun (?). Out of the first three, my favorite is the red bean toast, because it's really the sweetest. Unlike typical Asian bakeries, in which the bun itself is sweet, UCafe's buns rely more upon the sweet toppics & fillings. That being said, the hot dog bun was cooked to savory perfection!\n\nWhile I'd love to give UCafe a 4, I'm going to have to be satisfied with a 3. Cute decor and great job of filling a long-empty niche, BUT the buns aren't up to my standards just yet and they're also on the price-y end! Hoping that Sheng Kee Bakery (whenever that opens) will finally be able to fill in for my bun cravings but until then, UCafe, here I come!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Gia-6TO8WwPMSHdn86EozQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ncnJ6WE-WbbuXwDU_Kms6A", "text": "This small cafe new to the UC Berkeley area is definitely unique to the area. This place is like  a small Asian bakery which doesn't start showing up until you hit the Oakland area. I think it was a good idea that UCafe decided to open up now before the Fall semester starts to get more students to go. There is going to be a new Sheng Kee Bakery on Telegraph really soon so UCafe is going to have a hell of a competition to combat.\n\nUCafe has all kinds of different pastries like Russian bread, Japanese milk bread, Portuguese egg tart, and even pineapple bun! Each pastry runs from $2-$4 and they have loaves of special breads for about $5-$6. The prices are pretty good and walking around the bakery you find yourself spending a lot more than you expected. Everything just looks so good in the display!\n\nRaisin Custard Bread: This is a good choice for any bread lovers. The bread is slightly sweet which is a good choice for someone who doesn't have that large of a sweet tooth.\nCream Cheese Roll: This roll was pretty good. Definitely the best roll for any cream cheese lovers out there. There is a good chunk of sweet cream cheese in the center of the roll.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gOp_w9qmLq6B8YRypTPp8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9q6e9dX2rEloPD5AP47V4Q", "text": "No reports of \"the runs\" from our group so far (see Pookieiam k.'s review), so no complaints.  I had the red curry chicken which was tasty, but a little runny...I guess that qualifies this yelp as a report on the \"runs\".  Hopefully just the curry stays runny.\n\nA good balance of tomatoes, peppers, and chicken...with a little iceberg lettuce salad.  All for under $8.00 with complimentary hot thai tea.  Service was good and quick.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mZokz37TaR5jFgMrx4WyFw", "date": "2007-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gOp_w9qmLq6B8YRypTPp8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ct85of7DNfw_88t-IjdSBg", "text": "Mediocre Thai food.  Nothing special to report here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gOp_w9qmLq6B8YRypTPp8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cvSpAxy0yZOow2SES0ZHLA", "text": "I used to think this place was great, acomodating of groups and very reasonably priced. However, I've gotten the runs the last two times I went, so no more.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gOp_w9qmLq6B8YRypTPp8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DANAA_NGlFgxGUvw0o7YTA", "text": "This place is a high 3 stars during lunch, simply because the eggplant tofu is so quick and always quite tasty.  There was a time when I would have given this place four stars... I used to order the crispy fish special for dinner and just go crazy trying to eat this 16 inch wide platter of fried fish, but at the end of the day I decided it wasn't actually that good.  \n\nReally, though, if you're in a hurry and want eggplant, this is a great place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3mwfYAbP8dOkYCFVF-2F-Q", "date": "2006-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gOp_w9qmLq6B8YRypTPp8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tqv0c5mUczlxdZnETyK5SA", "text": "Lunch special: blah!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gOp_w9qmLq6B8YRypTPp8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w1hViaI_vNnG6KnY-SzEbA", "text": "A source for Thai convenient to the north side of campus.  Two stars because I never find myself going here unless someone else suggests it first.  There are many better Thai restaurants in Berkeley.  (I hope this is a fair assessment, as I've only tried their lunch combos, not had anything special made to order.)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gOp_w9qmLq6B8YRypTPp8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jZEDlzQsWhjYaXIM11yLSQ", "text": "I only had the lunch combo once, and it is NOT the greatest. Yes I'm cheap so I tried it, there. BUT I would only get the pad thai or pad see ew since you can't go wrong! A thai tea and beef pad see ew for $7 is definately not bad. However, get here before lines show up since the place seats like 15!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gOp_w9qmLq6B8YRypTPp8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "l5xoBHXwO7rFQedo1AMB7g", "text": "Every time I eat here I have a different opinion about this place. Most of the people that will serve you here are very friendly, but some of them seem completely unable to do their job. You can order something precooked and be out of there in no time. Or you can order the duck which always comes out great. Some of their precooked items are actually fairly decent too. The weirdest thing here is that if you take the precooked pad-thai, you'll get exactly one shrimp. One.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2007-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "09OHZfU7cvIhXr5BBo65ow", "text": "This place is pretty small and easy to miss, but it's portions are enough to be shared with one other person. I had korean shaved ice, which was full of all kinds of fruits like bananas, strawberries, pineapples, etc. It's really nice on a warm/hot day. Not only does it look colorful and appealing to the eye, but it tastes good too! They used to talk about eating 5 servings of fruits and veggies a day, but with this, you probably get 5 different fruits in one bowl, so you'll have plenty of good nutrients in your body!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "URWpOVK9fAmpQvntMa9LOQ", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0sVMu1gyyGyUGfNagVCOhQ", "text": "I can't speak for the rest of the menu, but their bulgogi sandwiches get 5 stars from me!  It is also nice that for Cal students, Airbears is accessible here, and many of the tables are next to outlets if you need to plug in :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cvNHL2TIus0dKSZOlGwC8Q", "date": "2009-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1qrfLxde62mRfHaUB67Y7w", "text": "This place is all about the bulgogi beef sandwich.  It's good, reasonably priced, and very accessible.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HqdRvkaxMrq3f7Jn8jn4jA", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "53SFkTh1rAKJe2l_zuI9MA", "text": "I've eaten everywhere there is to eat in Berkeley, but the bulgogi sandwiches from Espresso Experience are what I miss the most.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FQ5jDHWyDNqIPUMuhsTgXg", "date": "2006-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6puDtybKkvbJ_OonYJY8cg", "text": "Really cute place to eat! I had never known about it before. I got the bulgogi sandwich - it was really delicious but I'm not sure if it was worth the money? I think this is one of the only places that's super close to campus that has REALLY GOOD shaved ice :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6_Y_2ksqj59_xnXDDVX7wQ", "text": "Took a break between paper writing to get some lunch with my roommate.\n\nAtmosphere: There are a good number of seats. When I walk by on the way to class it's always busy around lunch time, but I went today for lunch around12pm and it was nearly empty.\n\nFood: Bulgogi sandwich is pretty yummy! The meat is well-flavored, and the bread has just the right amount of toastyness (toastiness?) to it. It's about $6, and the portion is pretty accurate for the price (it's pretty filling). I remember having it about two years ago and not thinking it was that great, but when I had it today I enjoyed it.\n\nI ordered a Green Tea Latte with soy as well, and I couldn't really taste the green tea, which was a bummer. That and my sandwich cost around $9ish.\n\nService: The lady at the counter is super nice and friendly.\n\nI'll probably go again to try their other sandwiches - they have a lot to choose from!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-7NdOb0D6WCzOKszGg1OwA", "text": "come here for the shaved ice, bulgogi (SO GOOD) sandwich, and spicy chicken sandwich...you won't regret it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8qG6_QsTkCWyhAdymvkM5Q", "text": "I use to come here when I was an undergrad living in the studios above yogurt park. Great place to study, electrical outlets present, within range of airbears, and the food they serve here is pretty good.\n\nI loved getting the spicy chicken sandwhich. It was made fresh and had a nice vinegar taste to it (so it's really more like mild vinegar chicken but whateva its good!). The shaved ice here is also incredible. It's nicely arranged when it comes to you, and you don't feel too guilty eating it - afterall it's just water, fruit, and some sugar syrup. Well actually it does have condensed milk in it, but it's probably not as bad as an ice cream...I think...well regardless its good! \n\nI love the location as well since its right across from campus. I will say that it would get 3 stars if you're not a berkeley student tho since it doesn't have its own wifi and just assumes their customers will use airbears instead. This makes studying here pointless if you're not a student. However, check it out if you're still a student.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9iPA6-q9roQ2MLAaljiQvQ", "date": "2009-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bfk0UytiDnFstLvxoq31OA", "text": "I LOVE their Bulgogi sandwiches. I always try to finagle a trip out to Berkeley when I need my fix. The sandwiches are always toasted just right and always hit the spot. They've remodeled in the last year or so, so it's even more cozy.\n\nSide note that the owner admitted the \"Teriyaki Sub Sandwich\" and \"Bulgogi Sandwich\" are actually the same since some people didn't know what \"bulgogi\" was. Weirdness. You'd think of anyplace, people in Berkeley would know the difference. Oh well. Still a good sandwich!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "01SSXw4qpxE_TwiRRsP4wg", "date": "2009-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cy5W-cVJhWM3JAZeupu4Rg", "text": "Despite the name of the place, I do not come here for coffee (which I personally do not think is that great). The food is great. Again, Berkeley lacks on good korean food but their bulgogi sandwiches are the best!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IFYkRXw4DwrXqPyLptOaAA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dC64DDWgXYivUKWS75KydQ", "text": "turkey sandwich is alright, nothing special. they charge for debit use and do not accept c/c. friendly staff.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dESyoTSJ59AwkKOSQN15uA", "text": "I love this place because it never gets too crowded and you can actually study in there and catch up with friends! It's also owned by a really kind Korean family (I'm pretty sure they love Jesus, which I also love).\n\n+ Bulgogi sandwich - yes it really is good. If you're looking for quantity over quality though, just go to Subway or something because this is definitely on the pricier side for a sandwich (and a poor college student). Definitely try at least once.\n\n+ Spicy Tuna sandwich - okay I must be the only person who gets this more frequently than the bulgogi sandwich but I just love it! They really lather on the tuna but it's not the mayo-ey type of tuna--it's more spicy than mayo-ey.\n\n+ Bulgogi salad - don't let the word salad deceive you because it's literally just a bed of rice with romaine lettuce and bulgogi and some yummy spicy sweet sauce. t's more of a rice bowl than salad. I split it with a friend -- huge portions! It's no culinary breakthrough but I really like it! \n\n+ Pat bing soo - let's just say that socal does it WAY better. It's the only place in Berkeley that has it though but it's really disappointing if you've been to Socal Korean shaved ice places :( I feel like it only had mochi, fruit, ice and ice cream....oh well.\n\nBottom line: I like coming to this place to chill and eat. Never tried to study in here but it seems very doable! Also never tried their drinks, but do check this place out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x2b2PLpWbSa7VYnqDX2SLA", "date": "2012-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DGeIR46-FVU3JZWDnZVB5A", "text": "I got the spicy Korean rice cakes here...it was...alright.  I've definitely had better and more authentic Korean rice cake. I was slightly disappointed! \n\nNot too sure how the other food is, but I heard the bulgogi sandwiches aren't too shabby!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EB-bIll-VS4rNbb1dTuPwA", "text": "I came here for lunch with a friend. I ordered the bulgogi sandwich, about which I'd heard so much. It was okay. A good portion for the price, but the bread got soggy (from what?) and I could see white chunks of fat on the meat which made me a little eh. I think the sandwich could benefit from more solid vegetables. It was nice that they toasted the bread though.\n\nMy friend got the dukbokki, which was very spicy (good) but overpoweringly sweet. She also ordered the steamed pork dumplings, which I recognized to be the pork pot stickers from Trader Joe's.\n\nHowever, the owners were very nice (could have been helped by Korean-speaking Korean friend) and they serve filtered water, not plain tap water! I readily drink tap water, but sometimes restaurant tap water tastes a little like disinfectant.\n\nAs for the cafe portion, it's a great place to study because it's so light-filled and you can take breaks watching people walking down Bancroft, but I didn't see a bathroom, which would limit how long you could park your butt there.  Also the surfaces (floor, furniture, walls) are hard and reflective of sound.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2011-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eezsEx8yu08eTzKM6s_nIg", "text": "Yes, the bulgogi sandwich is delish! Also had an iced mocha bianca today that was pretty good. Like everyone else has said, the Korean lady is super nice. \n\nJust eat your bulgogi sandwich soon because it gets soggy fast!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l06vY3W92fSrD6vdmnqMMQ", "date": "2008-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EPvFKY_b9qp5ViUKuYdJug", "text": "Visited on Wednesday around 6p, ordered a Bulgogi sandwich. Cost: $5.20, tax included.\n\nPros:\n-Tasty bulgogi sandwich. Bread was crispy, tasted fresh\n-The bulgogi meat was similarly fresh-tasting, juicy, tender, and quite delicious.\n-Satisfying portion. Half of the sandwich (it came cut in half) would be a rather light, but tasty lunch. Both halves made for a great filling dinner, without the point of becoming heartburn. to the guy above who got the $9 portion instead, I have no clue how you ate that thing.\n-Great location for students or those tied to public transportation. Directly across the street from the south side of the Cal campus, and a few major AC Transit bus lines: the 1, 51, 52L, F, 7, etc. Parking is decidedly less convenient but there is a short-term garage a block away on Durant.\n-Restaurant was unusually clean for southside Berkeley with attractive furniture, lighting, etc.\n-Free water seems to come from an outside source (a Sparkletts-like machine) instead of the tap. I realize this is a strange personal preference but years of drinking bottled water has trained me to hate the taste of tap water.\n-Friendly staff.\n\nCons:\n-Does not accept ANY credit cards. $0.50 charge for debit cards. If they took American Express, I would probably go twice a week for lunch (hint hint). Minus one star.\n-The lady behind the counter failed to ask whether I wanted mayo on the sandwich (I didn't), and it dripped over my hands. They didn't have a restroom on site, which kind of ruined my original plan of reading at the table after my sandwich. To her credit, she tried to open up the restroom around the corner of the restaurant in a nearby alley, but couldn't get it unlocked :(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5eud_FqE7VEqNaru4yv5Vw", "date": "2008-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f33cF_fNVAou9YeMXb7XSQ", "text": "This place is known for their bulgogi sandwich, and I don't know why. I found the sandwich to be too sweet and not satisfying. I've tried to get myself to like it on multiple occasions and each time, I am disappointed.\n\nI also tried their shaved ice recently because it was a rare hot day in Berkeley. BIG MISTAKE. (see my picture) it had so much random stuff in there that it was disgusting and not the refreshing ice I was looking for. In fact, my favorite part of the dessert was actually the ICE. From what I remember, there was condensed milk, vanilla ice cream, bananas, strawberries, kiwi, pineapples, mochi, chocolate syrup. Talk about an overload of sugar.\n\nI will never be back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "u9zzNLgPz66UXGm4kCP2bA", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fg6YMvsmouKLJErsHBz9uA", "text": "i didn't find anything special with their bulgogi sandwich. maybe because i am korean and so accustomed to the taste of bulgogi. but i can see how others might like it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Njc3lo4M-T8w2bDFQB3c2Q", "date": "2008-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fuSZbdCNNoUDNPWrg-gktQ", "text": "Little hidden jewel across from campus :)\n\n1) Innovative food.  Spicy rice cake with mozzarella cheese? Bulgogi sandwich? Yeah. AND... they're actually all REALLY GOOD. I know... Not an acquired taste either.   They also have the best takeout ware I've seen in Berkeley.  Unlike other places that use cheap clear plastic boxes that melt when your food inside is too hot, Cafe Espresso Experience has really high quality plastic ware for takeout.  \n\n2) Cute and quiet atmosphere. \n\n3) Nice Korean couple/service. \n\nBut the one-star off comes from the price range.  The spicy rice cake is $8+.. You can buy a whole bag of rice cakes for like $3.. \n\nThe green tea latte is also made differently from the ones you get at Starbucks.  Cafe Espresso Experience mixes Tazo Green Tea with soy milk to get its own unique taste.  It's really good also.  But all green tea lattes are overpriced. \n\nDid anyone also notice they don't have a kitchen?  So everything we eat is basically pre-cooked and heated using their microwave.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Og5lv2yeSg-JRxbxc5_8PQ", "date": "2012-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GM0LKT9WLdP-yVHC8ot9ew", "text": "i came here all the time while i was at cal. their sandwiches are perfectly toasted and yummy, though a little on the small side portion wise. try the bulgogi sandwich for sure! they also have good pahtbingsoo (shaved ice) for a hot summer day :) every person i bring here falls in love with the sandwiches. i miss this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tfuuCgrockWrAtxE4ACQ2g", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gZcwr2ZpSsxP19_loX9-Sg", "text": "It is what it is.  Their spicy tuna is decent, but nothing else has ever caught my eye...well...other than the paht-bing-soo, which seems waaaaaay overpriced to me.  It'd be nice if they came in mini sizes that were more affordable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C-uqcbkiV5MJHSHpG_gBYA", "date": "2008-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hCZ7b5WrRbtRxAnNn71fdA", "text": "Really yummy sandwiches and came here every Friday with my roommate for their Patbingsu!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cxJn_aySnXA7e7StQaRgzQ", "date": "2008-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HUIJXl7MxWVAZwC6hMxX5A", "text": "Although I'm Korean-American, I never tasted a bulgogi sandwich before so when I heard there's a place that sells it right across campus, I knew I had to try it. \n\nMmmmmmm, first bite was delicious. In fact every bite just tasted like the first. I also had their ddukbokki and patbingsoo and both were also sooo good. Definitely a nice place to grab lunch with a friend in between classes!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I2abJQNbfZXR_MRatUOAHg", "text": "My friend took me here for my birthday lunch; it's a really chill environment and I now understand why I always see students studying in here. \n\nPrior to this day I had been told by others that they have the best bulgogi sandwiches. After 4 years at Cal and having walked by this place an infinite amount of times, I can now too say that they have the best bulgogi sandwiches. But wait, what am I comparing them to? Have I ever even had a bulgogi sandwich elsewhere? No, no I have not. But I am confident enough to go out on a limb and say they do have the best bulgogi sandwiches. \n\nThe BEST part about this sandwich is.....the BREAD. Oh. My. Goodness. So soft yet crunchy, delicate yet firm, tasty yet not overpowering...MMM. it seriously put the icing on the cake....the bread on the sandwich...whatever.\n\nThe bulgogi was perfectly sweet, savory, and simply delicious. The tomato and shredded lettuce complimented the meat perfectly. \n\nI did add a little sriracha on the sandwich but even by itself it is delish!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n1R5kRzsplSg2YtE906u9A", "date": "2011-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ICsgNmzn5swiyBjQMtCixQ", "text": "Satisfying bulgogi sandwich and friendly service. .\n\nI had walked by this place a few times and their comfort korean food items have always piqued my interest. I was hungry after working out and decided to give their \"must try\" bulgogi sandwich a shot.  \n\nThe bread was nicely tasted and the sandwich nicely assembled. The chopped jalapenos on the side were appreciated. Nothing mind-blowing, but just what I needed. They have both regular and large size options, but I was not sure \n\nService was extremely friendly and warm. They unfortunately do not take credit cards though. They also serve a variety of coffee and tea drinks as well as Italian sodas.  \n\nI will have to come back for their highly recommended cheese spicy rice cakes someday.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I_L4Cfe9l8OIZSlgVW290Q", "text": "I go here because the menu and prices are reasonable, its convenient, the wait is minimal, and the lady owner is so sweet.  I feel like whatever I order is made with tender loving care.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ER7VO5tcmYtww_80JJkIVQ", "date": "2009-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iQtyInRAL_Tt_S0V84B1pA", "text": "Don't mean to be a spoil sport but when I saw this in the top five in the Best of Berkeley list, I had to complain.  No way it is in the top 15 best places to eat in Berkeley.  \n\nIf you're a vegetarian, this is not a great choice for you.  They have hot-dog-topping-style veggies: my veggie sandwich tasted like a McDonald's salad on bread with Italian salad dressing.  Does that sound exciting?  Considering that the sandwiches are smallish and not that filling, they are rather pricey.  The ambiance is a bit clinical: clean, but without personality or style.  \n\nHowever, the staff are really nice and it is always refreshing to see a clean, well-lit, non-seedy looking cafe in Berkeley.  I would bump up the rating if they had better veggie sandwiches.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yaYavkb5OxRTlVzvFCvMkQ", "date": "2008-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iwVBE79Lg8Jc4xiPQQgyLA", "text": "Everyone says to try the Bulgogi sandwich so I did. It was pretty good. $5.20 for a small (about 8\") sandwich? It's definitely worth walking the extra block past Subway. Besides, sandwiches are better toasted.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IgTQxQ2NMMgWeAIMxGlsLg", "date": "2008-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ix06zeO_T8JQlQUNb1psyg", "text": "I have been craving one of their bul ko gi sandwiches for hella days, but they are closed on the weekend and close at like 5 on the weekdays, WTH?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ez5IUm4VkgWnZbay_jWZeA", "date": "2009-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J4qf8PVJuqrSPNusvRREAQ", "text": "The best, filling sandwiches.  I love the veggie sandwich, a salad on sweet bread, even with cucumber slices -- and I hate cucumber!  Prices are good compared to other places.  It's a quiet and comfortable shop.  And you can watch your food be carefully prepared, too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2010-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J7V4v4Uj7QAH-uU2AvFkEw", "text": "This place has become one of my favorite places to stop by, get food (snack) and study.\n\nMy review has changed based on the preparation of the food and the bulgogi sandwich.However, the staff are super nice and the cafe is very close to campus which makes it convenient.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a7kDZYeNBAMapWLHjaVCMg", "date": "2011-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kI8keFYYuGOR4a1xDmTyfQ", "text": "Good food, great customer service, and quiet atmosphere! What more could you ask for?\n\nIf you're looking for a quick bite to eat that won't hurt your wallet and leave you happy this is the place to go! I have tried a few sandwiches here(pastrami, bulgogee aka korean beef, and spicy tuna) and they are amazing. The spicy tuna and bulgogee sandwiches are a must try! \n\nIf you are looking for something warm and hot on the cold days, dukbogee aka cheesy rice cakes are your answer. The rice cakes melt in your mouth and the melted cheese is a good contrast to the spiciness.\n\nOn hot days, papingsoo aka korean shaved ice is an absolute no brainer. The korean shaved ice is packed with varieties of fruit and red bean. It will really cool you down and is not intended for 1 person, I learned this lesson the hard way thinking I could finish one on my own. But boy was I happy!\n\nThe quality of the food is great but I think the Korean couple that runs the place are amazing. You can tell the owners really care about their customers. They really put the extra care into the food and it shows. If you are looking for something simple and quick, or just looking to get together with friends and catch up this is the place! I highly recommend this place to my friends and look forward to my next visit!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wvOMLT5YPoHmj3UwwFjt-w", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KQl0EsTHCQTmVxijPszr0Q", "text": "Very unique food. I've never had spicy noodle rice cake before. I fell in love with it. It was like eating spicy mochi. The spicy was very new to me. It was different from any spicy I've ever experienced before. It was sweet and spicy at the same time, but unique as well. The noodles were good too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "li5NQfRC44q8-8UAcDyKyA", "text": "I have heard good things about their bolgogi sandwiches so I finally tried it yesterday. I cant say I agree with the past reviews about how good the bolgogi sandwich. There wasn't any jalepenos like the review said (maybe because I had to ask for it and didn't know). I felt like the sandwich itself was sweet. The bread was good at least. So all I can say is EH. The caf\u00e9 is pretty big, that can fit like 30+ people and some of the salads look interesting. If I come back, I wont get the bolgogi sandwich or the Hawaiian bolgogi at that, since it'll probably be even sweeter!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lXJPsJw7iKeYGlgc_lqDYQ", "text": "What's that you say?  A beef bulgogi sandwich?  Tender meat? On fluffy crunchy bread you say?  Why are we still having this conversation?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vf3DJncooLUHWYele0Cxrw", "date": "2010-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m7WdWdCjfacTsoQHumV1og", "text": "I'm a big cafe hopper, and I absolutely love this place for its nice calming atmosphere and its well-priced drinks. Most importantly though, I enjoy eating here for its sandwiches and have been coming here for the past few years as an undergraduate student.\n\nIt's a great place to bring your friends-- especially those who are interested in trying something different like the famous bulgogi (Korean bbq) sandwiches, or the Korean snack-like dishes: spicy-rice cakes or the sashimi over rice dish.\n\nMy personal favorites (in addition to the bulgogi sandwich): Egg salad sandwich & the Pastrami sandwich. All of them served on delicious toasted bread!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1aTnl-D47xTUnnhe6k8S7w", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mSOVmBRAu3wlQcw4YeCs2Q", "text": "I could be wrong, but  I feel like the bulgogi sandwich used to taste a little better. In any event, it's still a very good sandwich at a reasonable price. The owner is very nice and this place is worth coming to for a quick bite.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zEZnKvSQJ_79eOEYAkO_GQ", "date": "2009-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o-CHrBoNMwXsZgDsMI4gsQ", "text": "Monday, 1:00PM. \n\nA coffee house with a Korean cuisine twist? Sweet! \n\nThey accept debit but not credit cards. Technically no free wi-fi, but registered users can use AirBears provided by campus.\n\nDid ya notice?\n+Many outlets, along eastern wall (take a hint Caf\u00e9 Milano!)\n+Large cups for water\n\nGrubbed on:\n1. Veggie sandwich (large): cucumber, avocado, onion, lettuce, tomato, mozzarella \n     +Toasted wheat roll is a nice contrast to the cold ingredients\n\nAnd then?\n$10 for a large sandwich wasn't enough, was still hungry afterward. Decent place to make a quick stop prior to class or a Cal event.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pqtrEVqPzyRBrv7p8cVF-w", "text": "I have been to this place twice in the last two years. mostly because I try to eat at home. BUT I really like their ddokbokki (spicy rice cakes) and the patpingsu (shaved ice) I am from L.A and my expectations for korean food, and in particular these two dishes is kinda high. Its really good stuff though, it definitely hit the spot today when i went with my friend. The atmosphere is really nice and relaxing and the lady who works there is really sweet and welcoming.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "T21aJY09RUXkqxHVJ6UNqA", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rTFJGRJL45uUzmTlsa608w", "text": "I tried their spicy rice cakes and bulgogi sandwich. I seem to always come back for the bulgogi sandwich though.\n\nSomething about the combination of sweet barbecue beef and crunchy french bread (maybe coupled with its incredibly short walk from campus) tempts me into going back. The sweet bulgogi meat is tender and juicy on a bed of shredded lettuce and tomatoes. When you bite into a bulgogi sandwich, you first get the chewy and crunchy bread that cushions the soft and warm meat, soaking up some of the meat juices. The lettuce is there to refresh your taste buds, in case you grow tired of meat or bulgogi's rather strong sweetness. A bulgogi sandwich, however odd it might sound, is honestly almost like a fancier and more exotic version of a burger.\n\nThe place is clean and relatively fast in serving. Plenty of seats to dine in, but they tend to fill up fast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2011-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SyoAJGInykkO9IliyV86Fw", "text": "MMMMM I finally got to go try their bulgogi sandwich, as recommended by one of my friends and it was absolutely delicious!! Soooo good. They had a good balance of meat, cheese and veggies. Although, I don't think you can ever go wrong with more meat in a sandwich. ;D It's just extra yummyness on top of already MMM MMM goodness.\n\nI also took the time to notice that they have sushi for sale on the menu too, and some korean shaved ice dessert. Must go back again soon to try them! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a8CX659T80_jhSpPxe3Fpw", "date": "2010-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t8xUt1RuYMlmBv11W6mJXw", "text": "I've been a fan of the bulgogi sandwich since I first had it in 2000.  The owners have been super classy ever since, and continue to provide quality service and food.  Their spicy tuna rolls are good too, and have a good amount of tuna - more than at most restaurants.  I haven't had much  else here because I always get the bulgogi sandwich - you just have to try it.\n\nIt seems as though they changed the recipe, however.  Back in the day, they used to include julienned carrots, which gave the sandwich a crunchy texture as well as sweetness to complement the beef.  Still an outstanding sandwich, though, especially with jalapenos.\n\nIt's a great place to study and read, as it gets a lot of sunlight.  Not sure if they still have them, but the sliding glass doors by the tables at the front were also a nice touch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SShKDJKjsYs1EphSECYPag", "date": "2008-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tC5ZY0FRgCIIrgh23m38qQ", "text": "WOW. The bulgogi sandwich - I knew it'd be good, but I didn't realize it would be a combination of like every awesome taste/texture ever. Crunchy - toasted bread. Juicy - tomatoes. Crispy - lettuce. Meat - bulgogi. It was also sweet and tangy and I was very surprised. And only $5.50!!! Amazing. Too bad they only open on weekdays and it's cash only. \n\nAlso took off a star because a fly landed in my water and they ran out of water. :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZIj6gD0NSxv2RcgXsR_lSw", "date": "2010-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TRjmkLRrtuOvfTaXE7_3rg", "text": "Just tried the sandwiches and they are quite tasty.\nI would recommended the Hawaiian bulgogi or the buffalo chicken sandwich.\n\nThey are not the most filling sandwiches and they are kind of expensive at $6 for a 6 in and $10-11 for a footlong.\nIts worth a go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tsq5dmHhmuMuFLg2qtsLlQ", "text": "Bobby Abreu. Bulgogi. \n\nThose are 2 words that when someone says them, I think they just threw up a little. \n\nThat being said, this place has an awesome bulgogi (excuse me) sandwich. Very good. Warm ,soft bread, a good amount of meat, lettuce, tomato...yum.\n\nIt's takes a bit for them to prepare the sandwich, but that's cool. I tried their Hawaiian bulgogi, but I won't get that again. The difference: Add pineapple and an offensive amount of shredded cheese, nix the lettuce. \n\nStick with the regular bulgogi (sorry) sandwich.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H-RlZ0bPhg3dmTEOOsLJMg", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u93voxdPfSH4TlAmp0OhuA", "text": "it's a breezy socal night... 2am, i'd say.  my girls and i have a hankerin for some comfort food, slash insanity.  \n\nlet's drive to berkeley for some bulgogi sandwiches.\n\nthere's nothing like toasty warm baguette hugging pieces of home-marinated bulgogi embedded in melting swiss and veggies at 10 in the morning, after a 6 hour drive.  and the friendly service and reasonable prices don't kill you either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EfAvnCYlRr_P9Ig0e7pHIw", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "utEbZHYFHWCSM3_-9K7Smw", "text": "Just go for the bulgogi sandwich, which was delicious, and the friendly service. But don't plan to stay... it smells kinda funny, poor ventilation I think.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dhqFWRznqZhlFRM9mGFtcQ", "date": "2009-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v3oM-ouFuGh_57kMKoAORw", "text": "This is one of my favorite places for an afternoon snack and definitely a place i will miss after leaving Berkeley.\n\nStaple foodings include:\n-bulgogi sandwich\n-hwae dup bab\n-Korean shaved ice\n-green tea latte (love it)\n-cheesy rice cake (yum for the colder days)\n\nIts good to go with friends or by yourself. Most visits I usually run into 2 or 3 groups of friends during my long lazy hours spent here. Its generally quiet and the cute Korean couple that run it are always sweet and friendly. Even if I'm not hungry, I often get to-go sandwiches and bring them home for later. \n\nTry it! You won't regret it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AKHX3VbnKrdE_nIOCd5ptA", "date": "2012-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vdbklvZvH9qlFVXjoSfD_Q", "text": "This place is great for a laid back feel. I recommend their bulgogi sandwiches, chibokgi (cheesy spicy rice cake) and their shaved ice for dessert! \n\nThe bulgogi sandwich is a nice fusion American-Korean sandwich with the korean marinated beef inside it. It has a good balance of sweet, tangy, and saltiness. Quite yummy with jalapenos! The cheesy spicy rice cake has a fusion-ness to it as well with the cheese on top of the traditional ddukbogi (spicy rice cake). Obviously if you're lactose intolerant, I wouldn't recommend it but you should try it if you can take some lactose at small doses haha. Love eating the cheese with the dduck (rice cake) and pulling on the cheese. It's a fun experience to try and eat it! Also, their shaved ice was surprisingly pleasant. I personally like my shaved ice with lots of fruits so that was a minus for me but the strawberry syrup made it more pleasant and the ice wasn't too chunky either.\n\nI love the open decor of the place, with wide windows that let lots of sunlight come in. Definitely recommend coming here for a quick eat with your friends or for a delightful eating experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xyEKqvRmaYd-7Pj9F20pXA", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VXD9IDCQ5NZf_va9Q_pDkw", "text": "One of my favorite sandwich places in Berkeley. Started coming here when I was still going to school across the street and I still head out here for lunch every once in a while. The chicken teriyaki sandwiches are still my favorite. It's because of this place that I have a higher standard for sub sandwiches (always need to be toasted) and I now need to have jalapenos with them. Their subs are a good portion - everyone who's gone here for the first time is always surprised by how much you get. I love how the sandwiches are toasted perfectly. Bulgogi and beef teriyaki sandwiches are both also very tasty. It just depends on what I feel like eating that day...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cvmJIsh-mHrt400x-F8NvQ", "date": "2008-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wK79LN7OSK602d3w01f1Xw", "text": "I wasn't expecting much... but I was rather impressed with my bulgogi sandwich. Good luck trying to find parking around here... it's right smack dab in front of the college, so you are better off walking.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E-jcXHgJKKdw-FjlAT4Xpg", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wr02L-GEEDDck_QU74Ryaw", "text": "This place exceeded my expectations!\nI tend to avoid Korean places around campus because the food usually sucks and tastes nasty, and I prefer my own Korean cooking to whatever junk they sell near campus. (Seriously.... what a disgrace to Korean cuisine...)\n\nI think I can safely say that Espresso Experience is the most legit Korean place I've tried near campus (even though it's fusion). I got what they're famous for: bulgogi sandwich.\nDang. It was pretty good. The bread was toasted to a very delightful texture that I completely did not expect. Mmm. The bread.... really wasn't expecting it to be that good.\n\nShaved ice was big (we shared it with 6 people). And slow. Like an elephant.\n\nOverall, food here is very good, but it takes quite a while to come out. I kinda want to try their other food. \n\nFYI: Cash or Debit Card (processing fee applies) only. No credit cards.\n\n\n\n---- Update!! (11/10/2010)\n\nI had the spicy rice cakes w/ cheese (cheese ddukbokki, a.k.a. chibokki) today! It's $1.45 more to add cheese to the ddukbokki and I think I know the reason why - they use the entire $1.45 bag of mozzarella cheese to smother your food in! Ah hahaha! I really didn't expect so much cheese - I shared my stupendous wealth by giving half my cheese to a friend who got the regular (cheese-less) ddukbokki, and it was still more than enough. At least we know they ain't skimpin' on the cheese!! I enjoyed every gooey, warm, stringy mouthful... =)\n\nBTW, their spicy tuna sandwich and hwe-dup-bab (huge sashimi bowl with rice and veggies) are also really good. Actually, I don't think you can really go wrong with this place.... I like!! =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2EjfO1-gitGFJ0MDFK7VKw", "date": "2010-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xTXFuIDRrPrwClNfEvg95Q", "text": "I had spicy noodle rice cake and bulgogi sandwich. \nThe sandwich is really good, especially the bread! It was crunchy and the taste is just right.\nThe rice cake was decent, and it was very spicy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fRkQJ5nMYN8iMgmDle5EbA", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xUM-LzyBJ6ExJeH_eZturQ", "text": "I've been eating their bulgogi sandwich for about 15 years now and I still love it.  I particularly like how they toast the bread for you and adding jalapenos in it. \n\nThe issues I have with this place is 1) first of all, parking (but that's the same as every other place in Berkeley and no fault of theirs) and 2) price.  I love the bulgogi sandwich but $6 for a small one is just too much! It's just a bun, some meat, lettuce, tomato, and slices of jalapenos on the side.  I guess the price hasn't deterred me from eating there all these many years, but it does make me hesitate at times.  If it were cheaper, think I would go there even more often.  \n\nAs for everything else, I only find it so-so.  Nothing else particularly stands out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3eJxKEdHpx1givAzR2Rxog", "date": "2010-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zd7O8aWnj7NE4JEGO0-M7A", "text": "This cafe is so great! :D \nIt's run by this (married?) couple and it's a great place to get Korean food. ^___^ \nThe Bulgogi sandwiches are BOMB (for a low price), and the spicy rice cakes make me want to go to Korea again. :O\nIn the summer, order the shaved ice! It's like heaven. In your mouth.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n3Zglu5S8gapJBQiM2gOoQ", "date": "2012-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZmdXvqgc9o7Ymagosqm86w", "text": "I miss you bulgogi sandwich...so toasty and flavorful...a sweet memory of my Berkeley days.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "496e9_P-xJnHbR3gEADaVQ", "date": "2006-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zpI3glyCJf2-oqJ7Js9Cfg", "text": "I used to come here all the time during undergrad years.  I STILL have cravings for the bulgogi sandwiches... with jalapenos. yummy.\n\nDoes anyone know their hours?  I'm trying to come back but can't during M-F lunch time.  Every time I call the number it goes straight to voice mail.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uQhoFJ2Y0ydNyTQBAKE6vg", "date": "2009-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DpYHbFuOI9k_USLFt2ynNg", "text": "\"Their sandwiches restore my faith in humanity.\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nAeM6pzIHIJFoBKq1-Fkmg", "date": "2005-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EPPC-byD2QCB_m9jts-jzw", "text": "CAFE ESPRESSO is probably one of my favorite places to have lunch dates! It is a cutesy place with yummy food! yummy Korean food! =)\n\nUsually I am VERY picky with my ddukbbokee BUT Cafe Espresso DID NOT disappoint me! YAY! It was very yummy! =)\n\nI LOVE LOVE LOVE Bulgogi! I LOVE LOVE LOVE bread! put those two things together & add on some sauce here & there = BULGOGI SANDWICH! nom nom nom! I never had anything like it. Have you heard of it? Anyways... TRY IT! I usually get the regular Bulgogi or the Hawaiian Bulgogi Sandwich =)\n\nHMM... one more thing!... I LOVE their shaved ice! It's so cute & yummy of course! It's not year round so when it's summer/spring... TRY IT! =)\n\nThe service = awesome! The lady knows me.. LOL she knows I don't like tomatoes in my Bulgogi sandwich && that I don't want jalapenos. ^^\n\nKeep in mind: the place has weird times... sometimes it closes @5 or later... that is the only flaw.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3D6yS1NM4AwJBv7NDLhBlA", "text": "Taste: 2\nValue: 4\nService: 3\n\nI came here because of the good Yelp reviews, but the bulgogi sandwich I ordered came out soggy. Not sure what the hype is all about, but it was definitely not worth the high yelp rating.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5QsdRoNJKZtlhqVgZJkSMQ", "text": "This review is based on food. Particularly, their spicy rice cake.\nI was absolutely horrified - HORRIFIED when I saw how they cook their food. \nYou don't microwave liquidy food in microwave, in a disposable clear plastic container. I was afraid that I would be eating spicy rice cake sauce + molten plastic - There actually were holes on the container, because of this thoughtless microwaving. \nJudging by their carelessness and absolute no regard for the health of the person who'll be eating the food, I've made the decision to never to return to this place. I know that cheap price means cheap food, but I don't want to be paying to feed myself carcinogens", "stars": 1, "user_id": "0LwN37IQHOPTSpVTmG1eKQ", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ay2UFm-eQBvmdR1W9PJhOg", "text": "toasted bread, bulgogi, mayo, lettuce, and some other stuff  =  glorious euphoria unequaled by any other sandwich experience, ever. \n\npeople, this is good stuff.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_OEBtPg8qUDqTTSlWJxA9w", "date": "2007-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AYf7lF1swEH-nr4FVC66AA", "text": "EE is a pretty good sandwich place.  Their bulgogi sandwich, if anything, is unique, and I love eating it with the jalepenos they give with it.  They do have off-days, when it doesn't taste as good, so if you had a bad experience, I wouldn't completely write this one off.  Their coffee is usually pretty good too.  I think I've had the cafe latte and the cafe mocha, and I remember both of those being pretty good--not too strong and not too sweet.  The patbingsoo I'm actually not that fond of.  I actually found it rather bland and the ice was really chunky.  The owners are really nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fZ8J285cILCyftJ0N4dgzw", "text": "The Korean lady here is a bit awkward. The other reviewers said that she was really friendly, and I guess she is, but when I asked what was good, what was popular, she had really vague, disinterested answers. \n-_____-\nIt tastes good though. The bulgogi burger is a bit over-hyped. It's good, but I've had better. =P\nI tried the spicy tuna roll (there's two kinds, raw or cooked; I tried the cooked) and the chibbokki (I think the translation is the spicy rice cake with cheese) which is basically ddukbokki poured into a platter with white cheese spread over it and baked till its in melted perfection. yummm so good! The portions for the roll were big, too, and together (not the bulgogi burger) was about $14, if I remember correctly. \nThe only thing that really sucks here is that they don't take credit card and they charge a fifty cent service fee for debit cards (but the lady didn't tell me beforehand, I found out in the receipt. Actually, it posted on the counter's surface, but honestly, who reads that?)\nOverall, it's not really \"authentic Korean food\" since the taste/style has been altered to conform to other non-Korean tastebuds, but I'll definitely come again :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2009-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MQgxwDkpTeTpwDLuBnMnQQ", "text": "It's so hard to find a good coffee shop/cafe in Berkeley that's quiet, not crowded, and friendly. Thankfully, this place totally fits the bill. The family that runs this place is so kind. Plus, the food is delicious!\n\nIf you must eat, definitely opt for the bulgogi sandwich. The meat is so flavorful and the sandwich just plain works! If you like it spicy, ask for extra jalapenos! Another thing I love is the spicy rice cakes. So delicious!\n\nThe drinks are okay. It's not the greatest, but the food more than makes up for it:)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4t_ZO0Z6LXDPZ5mhdrJ7AQ", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oQidjdr3EcZ422k2mK86Vw", "text": "Good lord, I'm obsessed with their bulgogi sandwich. The idea of putting Korean beef into a perfectly toasted sandwich -- totally brilliant. The owners of the place also seem extremely nice, which is why I'm able to forgive the fact that a fair amount of time passes between when I order a sandwich and when I'm finally able to take a huge, delicious bite. \n\nReally not much else to say, considering I've never tried any of their other menu items (and why would I do such a thing?) The place is clean and bright for studying, it probably gets AirBears, silly $0.50 charge for credit/atm card...but really, who cares about these details. Bulgogi sandwich = everything. More people need to know about this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2007-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p10As61AfcAyBzlzMvPPow", "text": "This is one of those stores that I've always passed by but never entered and, to this day, I do not know why I didn't. I finally came at the recommendation of my friend and I must say, I was not disappointed in the least.\n\nThe bulgogi sandwich has been heralded here on Yelp and the masses were certainly not wrong. Freshly made with just the right amount of the other ingredients (lettuce, mayo, etc.), each bite was a sumptuous tidbit of Korean heaven in my mouth. The balance of the sweetness and saltiness was just perfect and I wanted more even after my last bite.\n\nSince it was a cold, rainy day today, I decided to get their spicy rice cakes too. If you like spicy, you'll love the rice cakes. The spicy pain in my mouth was worth every bite. Served with tian bu la (I don't know the English translation...so here's a link http://edu.ocac.gov.tw/culture/chinese/cultureenglish/Cuisine/Ecuisine0504_11.htm) and a hardboiled egg, the amount was served was generous and I was stuffed by the time I took the last bite.\n\nAn added bonus to the great food is the owners are both really nice! Friendly and smiling throughout the whole transaction =]\n\nIn short, this is a great mom and pop restaurant that you should definitely swing by to try! I'll definitely swing by more often now for the bulgogi sandwich xD", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yOe971pf2Ga8vh-E8Z2AwA", "date": "2009-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tOkZOMtvdLsUNVAp5L38dQ", "text": "Truth be told, Berkel Berkel a few blocks down Telegraph does better bulgogi, but not in convenient sandwich form. Esp Exp's is kinda like a Subway sandwich, except with surprisingly decent bread. Given that it's reheated, the bulgogi is about as good as it can be.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2008-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z2aK8uAyiwMZ_sygSOfcXw", "text": "LOVELOVELOVE their bulgogi sandwiches!!!!\n\nI usually get either the regular bulgogi sandwich or the hawaiian bulgogi sandwich. The regular bulgogi sandwich has lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, and some bombbb korean marinated beef, while the hawaiian bulgogi sandwich has pineapples, onions, cheese, and of course bulgogi as well! Both cost $5.95, which is pretty reasonable for the size of the sandwiches (:\n\nAlso, if you don't want something in your sandwich or if you want to add something, just let them know - they'll gladly change it up for you! Last time I got a hawaiian bulgogi and I asked them to add lettuce, and they willingly agreed (: \n\nThe bulgogi sandwich is one of the top things I crave when I'm in socal during my breaks.. so that says a lot!! (:\n\nI've also tried their korean shaved ice, which has (on top of the shaved ice) strawberries, pineapples, bananas, red bean, colorful mochi, and a scoop of ice cream, with the whole thing lightly drizzled with chocolate syrup. It's a good amount to share with about 3 people (: \n\nThe service is good, the workers are friendly, and the cafe itself is very clean and has plenty of seating! (: Definitely a must-try in Berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JinNpmASOyO1IaBA68PNSA", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PZiSdnwL5pRtT3rmGnb_cg", "text": "3.5 STARS \n\nI don't like to order the same thing from the same place more than twice, but every once of in awhile, I come here to satisfy my bulgogi sandwich craving. \n\nBeing a big fan of Korean food (especially Korean MEAT), I have had better bulgogi. Their bulgogi are not made from the best quality of meat, not marinated in the best of sauce, and etc, but it hits the spot in terms of consistency. I think that's the beauty of Cafe Espresso Experience's infamous bulgogi sandwich. In my opinion, it's just a simple sandwich played well. It's got the lovely  freshly toasted bread, crisp shredded lettuce, thinly sliced tomato, right amount of mayo, and a relatively generous amount of bulgogi that's not too dry, too saucy, too salty, or too bland. All the elements just work well together. It's not spectacular or out of this world, but hey, if a poor college girl needs her above-average sandwich and cheap bulgogi fix in Berkeley, THIS IS THE PLACE. (Well, okay, I can also suck it up make some on my own, but sleeping always sound like the better choice) It is on the small side in terms of size if you compare it to your five dollar foot long Subway or chubby Chipotle burrito down the block, but it usually fills me up to a comfortable point. \n\nI've also tried the spicy rice cake. Well, same with the bulgogi sandwich, it's pretty good, not fantastic, but it hits the satisfactory mark for me. Though I do feel they could put more things in there asides from the sad onion slices and two pieces of thin fishcake. Not extremely spicy, but definitely stay away from it if spicy food is not your thing. \n\nAs for drinks and desserts, the coffee is meh. I have had better and I have had worse. I'd only order it if you're desperate for caffeine. The shaved ice is also on the meh side. It's pretty and decorated with many fruits and a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top, but the shaved ice itself is way too rough and hard and I am not a fan of the artificially colored sugar syrup and the lack of condensed milk. I only had it because my friend bought it for me. \n\nOverall Cafe Espresso Experience is definitely up to par. Though not quite a solid winner, but it gets the job done when you're in the mood for what it has to offer.\n\nThey take ATM, but there is a fee.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yYKmAwKaJRNzMolCkWto4A", "date": "2010-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "q2A5LknUw7af2Z9G_5WWqQ", "text": "My #1 rule for eating out in Berkeley: EXPLORE! Never eat at the same place twice in a semester.  That's how I came across this cafe and its amazing BULGOGI sandwich!\n\nI came in the store after a long tennis match and I told the sweet Korean lady \"Hit me up with your best sandwich yo!\" and she's all like \"Bulgogi fosho!\"  Conversation went down like that more or less.  \n\nI had NO IDEA what a bulgogi sandwich even was (I think it's Korean BBQ beef or something), but man, if you want a juicy beefy sandwich on a sub roll, you must check this place out.  I lived at Unit 3 for a year and I walked past this place a MILLION times but didn't discover it until senior year.  wtf?  Don't make the same mistake as me.  Get off your lazy butts and try this place out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "siB78cxQ_IpiYeiyOgsz9g", "text": "I think this place is a little bit over-hyped. No offense or anything, but I didn't think their Bulgogi Sandwich was THAT amazing like what everyone else has been saying. \n\nCame here for lunch and ordered what everyone else recommended - The Bulgogi Sandwich. The regular sized sandwich is about $5.50 and large is twice the price, around $10, which I think is kind of ridiculous. So my order took about 15 minutes... I honestly don't think it takes that long to make a sandwich. \n\nIt was way smaller than I expected and I felt like I didn't eat anything afterwards, and the taste was so-so/mediocore. Nothing amazing. Overall, I'd rather go for bibimbap from Toust or even Chipotle would at least fill me up. \n\nBottom line: I certainly didn't find this a fulfilling experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1TImD59o0lqduikLzkUlZg", "text": "This was my spot for lazy/gluttonous afternoons with my Korean girlfriends in Sophomore year. We had a reunion here today, and I realized how much I love this place. It's rare to find a place that takes me back to the days in Korea. I've even brought my cousins from Korea here, and they even thought it was good Korean food. \n\nFavorites:\nCheese Spicy Rice Cake: The regular one is awesome with rice cake, veggies, and an egg covered in sweetly spicy sauce. But when you add the cheese into the mix...it is magical. It is COVERED by mozzarella cheese and melted in the oven. SO GOOD. If you are a cheese lover like myself- try this! Tip: Buy dumplings and use it to dip it into the left over sauce/cheese.\n\nSashimi Spicy Rice Bowl: HUGE bowl. Lots of veggies and a decent amount of sashimi. You can add your own spicy sauce to accommodate your spicy taste buds. \n\nShaved Ice: Huge..we were 3 girls and we had a lot left over. Imagine copious amounts of shaved ice, drizzled condensed milk, sweet red sauce. Garnished with bananas, pinapples, kiwis, strawberries, mochi, and red beans. Top it all off with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Heavenly on an unusually sunny Feb day in the bay. \n\nThere is also drinks, sandwiches, and CA rolls offered here, but the food listed above are a MUST TRY'S at the place. The Korean lady at the counter is just really friendly and sweet. She greets everyone as if she was like an aunt. It gets a tadddd bit loud at the cafe due to the Korean population (like myself) the cafe attracts, but I've studied here before and it was ok. Just bring earphones. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NbdKctpJhm8iktZrrLpULg", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ej7yzK-4BzY6fvjDtTzi5g", "text": "Two words: Bulgogi Sandwich.\n\nYes, I'd hate to repeat what all the other reviews have said but a simply truth cannot be denied. You come here for the Bulgogi Sandwich. The beef is tasty, the bread is toasted, there's a decent amount of veggies inside so you're not just eating beef between bread and eaten with pickled jalapenos that add a nice zing to the flavors in your mouth.\n\nI really miss this place and have never found a similar substitute for it. The place seemed to be family owned and the owner and her daughter (?) are really nice people. \n\nI have no idea how anything tastes here (including their coffee since they are a cafe after all) because it was love at first taste with the bulgogi sandwich. Back when I was there, the price was decent.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9NrrS89GYV4F1D8JnY_SDA", "date": "2008-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gjPJCOU83-onhS5D8ufpbQ", "text": "The sandwiches are filling and great quality. I've tried most sandwiches, and I'd have to say the best ones are the bulgogi, the crab salad, and teriyaki beef or chicken sandwiches. The coffees are pricey but good quality. It's at a convenient location and there's plenty of seating but I heard the prices have gone up lately.. so sad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o-EJIEEkFdI_kuhkEQScbw", "text": "been coming here since i first went to berkeley, um, years ago. you have to try the bulgogi sandwich- best ever. in fact, the ONLY place i know that serves it. now if only they open longer hours on the weekend...it's anti non students--i can't catch them on weekdays!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w49SkDLHKmSckLi6xGSP2A", "date": "2007-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tMmUr9M82PttjLSHb-O6Gw", "text": "This is one of my favorite places to eat on the Berkeley campus!\n\nTheir selection is primarily limited to Korean BBQ sandwiches, and a few other Korean dishes, but it's soooo worth it.  The meat is tender and flavorful, the jalapenos (optional) add a nice spicy kick, the bread is toasted but soft, mmm...\n\nPlus the owners are so cute and super nice!  I came here one Valentine's Day with my boyfriend, and since we were regulars and it was raining so hard outside, they gave us free hot tea to warm up with.\n\nOoooh, and their shaved ice is DEFINITELY worth a try, though you should probably bring someone along to help you finish it.  It's a veritable mountain of delicious fruit, fine ice chips, condensed milk, and red bean.  YUM.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dHTVRnmCnU2RiBKKcp1YcA", "date": "2012-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vWaJCRuLxQp_i1XtJjBE3g", "text": "It was ridiculously scorching today so I decided to come here for some Korean shaved ice that a friend recommended I get!!\n\nSUCH A RELIEF. I don't know if people have tried Guppys in socal but this place is comparable, but much more authentic. A small size can easily feed 2-3 people (about half the size of a Guppys small though). It comes with ice cream, red bean, jelly, syrup, mochi, and some other toppings I can't seem to remember. I believe it cost 6-7 dollars. Well worth it if you split with a friend.\n\nWe all know Berkeley is usually cold, but this is a great escape for those random hot days global warming is bringing around!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2rMHMmGNxWH0qny-6xj3bw", "text": "Came for a quick lunch after hearing all the compliments from fellow yelpers. It sure didn't disappoint me. The bulgogi sandwich was great and the owner was very nice. Good price, wi-fi, clean interior, great food, and what else.... I'll leave it there. Will surely go back soon.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BmJmPH-GtL2mYBWzrYl6oA", "date": "2008-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9SExqlOdyNaxVwPGitSsPA", "text": "Love their bulgogi sandwiches! The portions don't look that big, but the price is fair and the sandwiches are pretty filling. And it's pretty unique for the Berkeley area. They also serve some other Korean-inspired dishes, as well as regular sandwiches as well. \n\nThe staff is also super nice, and there's always seating available.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dPkY0ZXPsdrA7nhepK9sWg", "text": "After always walking by Cafe Espresso and hearing so much about it, I had to eventually try it out. I consider it a hidden gem amongst the more popular Korean options on South Side, although it's always pretty packed. \n\nI ordered the Crab Sandwich, which is the first thing that popped out to me after the Bulgogi Sandwich. I'll save that one for next time though ;-)\n\nThe Crab Sandwich was really delicious! There was a good amount of fresh crab, as well as a pile of lettuce, tomatoes, and onions. The bread was toasted to perfection, and the whole dish was just very well prepared for something so simple.\n\nI also got a chance to try the rice cakes covered with cheese, which was pretty good as well. I don't know if I would consider Cafe Espresso absolutely amazing, but it's definitely up there. For $5, I was pretty full for the rest of the day, and I will definitely come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hSZpU98iMzgbjtqLK9n9pw", "text": "I came here a while ago, but I just now remembered to yelp it. Awesome place to get a great Bulgogi sandwich. There isn't much meat, but its all about the flavor! Sweet BBQ'ed beef on a great roll. The bread perfectly complements the rest of the sandwich.\nMy only problem is that its far from where I usually am. Its not really Cafe Espresso's fault, so I cant take off a star for that, but if more of my classes were closer to the southwest side of campus I would come here a whole lot more often. Maybe its time for a change of major to get closer to these sandwiches!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "04giHjWlPorAc_vvLPwj1A", "date": "2008-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iSth417nZcBG0z4BJZttcQ", "text": "This place is so cute! \n\nThe food is good, the prices are cheap, the atmosphere is warm. What more can I ask for?\n\nAlso, I'm not a fan of green tea, but I tried a green tea drink here that was amazing!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9Bn-3UlZCl1d5agYmwsoyg", "date": "2011-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L1VS5jKksYxSy4Sq5_NhAA", "text": "The only thing I have ever ordered from this place is the Crab Salad Sandwich. And there's a reason for that! It's really delicious and has just the right amount of toasty-ness in the bread. There are times when I'm craving that sandwich and have to go out of my way just to get it.\n\nThe service is great. The woman that is usually at the cash register seems pretty sweet and always has a smile on her face. And even on a bad day, I can't help but smile back.\n\nI sometimes go there to study because it's a cute little cafe. Sometimes they open up their very large windows and bring in a nice breeze. So it's a good way to study \"outdoors\" without actually having to be outdoors!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "G23Zv3XN_L9WrzpLQM9tMw", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pwbLOMwpfzFARdkn4J-pYg", "text": "This place has a nice atmosphere, plenty of light. \n\nI really like the ahjumma who works there because she is really pretty and nice. She speaks to you in korean if you speak to her in korean. She usually welcomes people in korean. \n\nMy favorites from this place is \n\n1) Spicy Rice Cakes with melted cheese \n2) Bulgogi sandwich\n\nI haven't tried much else on their menus, but so far I like what I have tried. I usually order to go from here because it's convenient to just bring home. I don't really feel the need to sit and eat there unless I'm meeting up with someone. \n\nI have yet to try their shaved ice which looks good from pictures, but it is seasonal. Overall I like this place and will be going there from time to time if I feel like dukbokki  =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1-5fVNS9MCAlDSwJVRQCvQ", "date": "2012-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pZle4e7UUOwscqzh_0sUAg", "text": "I've only had their popular items here which are the bulgogi sandwich and the spicy rice cakes. I like spicy rice cakes, but I didn't like it here that much. It rice cakes were a little too hard. I attribute my dislike mostly to the sauce because it was too starchy and gloopy, if there is such a thing. On top of that, there was just way too much of it. As for the bulgogi sandwich, I can find no fault with that except that it does take them a while to make. It's not as quick as you think, but it's a great portable lunch item. Overall, the staff here are nice, but the food can take a while. There's a huge lunch rush and you can get no work done, much less have a conversation. Otherwise, other times of the day are fairly quiet and you can take advantage of the free wifi.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ro5bR8UGZqMx0vHDGJc92g", "text": "I never heard of a bulgogi sandwich before, and I was inrigued. I ordered the small which was about $5.00 and it was plenty big to fill me up (and I'm the guy who's never ordered the 6\" at Subway, always go for the 12\". \nReally nice flavor, unique yet familiar. I'll definitely be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sKVpCkEqPvtHbJzrO07MmA", "text": "I'm not sure I would have gone to this place if my curiosity had not been piqued by the rave reviews of this \"bulgogi\" business.   For that reason alone, I had been meaning to go here for a while.   I finally dove in today, and I am psyched about it.   Thank you, fellow yelpers, for introducing me to my new favorite easy campus lunch stop.   I usually have trouble finding food I really like around campus.   I will have trouble no more.\n\nHere's the run-down\nFirst impressions:  the cafe was totally clean and friendly.   And by friendly I mean both the service AND the customers were very pleasant to be around.   The cashier asked how I was doing (standard) but in a very genuine way and with a huge smile on his face (not so standard).   \nOrdering:   Ordered the regular bulgogi (sans mayo) for $4.80.   Please note, I never eat beef.  I don't particularly like it, I never want it, I don't see the point.  I ordered it here because I felt I owed it to yelp to try this famed bulgogi sandwich.  It took a little longer than I expected for it to be ready but there were a lot of orders in front of me and the cute lady behind the counter was making each item fresh and with care.\nTaste:   holy crap.    The first bite was amazing, mind you, but I swear it got better with each bite.   I lost myself in this simple little sandwich.   It didn't LOOK like a sandwich I would normally eat--shredded lettuce, toasted white bread roll, and, again, beef--but after trying it, I'm pretty sure this will be a lunchtime staple for me.   The bread was the perfect texture (not what I would expect from an everyday white bread roll!), the meat was perfectly thin and had great texture, the lettuce was crispy juicy good, the tomatoes weren't the mushy flavorless slices of crap you'll find at Subway, but fairly flavorful and juicy (good considering this is not their season).   The beef has a slight sweet flavor which is clear in each bite but not overpowering (THANK YOU.  No bigger turn-off than over-sweetened, drowning-in-sauce teriyaki items).    \n\n\nI adored the food and the atmosphere.   I will definitely be back.   Bonus: I don't have to feel guilty for spending  all of my money.   Delectable but simple sandwich for less than five bucks?   Yes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5fJSoU3ciXuIgHGEPmfqYA", "date": "2008-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tvJkWgxFgFa4CgzwOUCXTA", "text": "The bulgogi sandwiches are great, but too small.  It would be a 5 if I wasn't still slightly hungry afterwards.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g9OIHb-q1b-EcjiFvWLiuA", "date": "2007-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v47MI_Ok3aTQgA4RFcDWQQ", "text": "EDIT (1/14/10):  ** They have raised their prices so now the regular order of a bulgogi sandwich is $5.95.  I've eaten at Espresso Experience for the last two years and the quality seems to have gone down while the prices have risen.  The bulgogi sandwich I had today barely had any meat in in.  While the bread is still nice and crispy,  the sandwich itself lacked it's old flavor and it didn't wow me as usual.  I probably won't be coming back anymore, the sandwich just isn't worth $6 when there are few ingredients and the meat is scant.    \n\nThe famous bulgogi sandwich is so good and cheap!  A regular order is only $4.80!  ** They have raised their prices so now the regular order is $5.95. ** The bread is also very crispy and just the right texture.  They serve coffee drinks and sushi here as well.  I have never tried the sushi but I've seen some very happy customers dig into them, the rolls look delicious.  Now they offer shaved ice and it is heavenly!  Bananas, strawberries, mango, grapes kiwi, mochi, red bean, cereal, and a scoop of ice cream  = very yummy!  The only negative would be that service is kind of slow, but then again that means they take their time with each order!  I got the shaved ice to go and it came in a HUGE container.  Totally awesome.  The owners are so so nice too.  I will be back for the sandwich though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VkNiLKhQP3GvDSMsCx0h5g", "date": "2008-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vAV9VjLkd6PurBM0okEl7w", "text": "I forgot to write a review of this place.\nNow 3 months later here it is.\nRight across from UCB campus.\nBulgogi Sandwich!\nOrder of california rolls.\nMom and Pop's Joint.\nSimple and Sweet spot to drop by for lunch but parking might be hard if you're not paitent.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5fuuuDZ8X0XFnKqoAPIWnA", "date": "2008-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9eUqvYesayjhSZqxeVy3RQ", "text": "I always hear about this elusive \"perfect bite,\" never knowing what that means. I've had really good food before and I've definitely had food that's blown me away, but I never really understood the meaning of the perfect bite until I came to Cafe Espresso Experience.\n\nThe perfect bite is three words: \"Spicy Tuna Sandwich.\" There is nothing more satisfying, more simple, and more delicious. The tuna fish salad is mixed with spicy sriracha-mayonnaise. The kick of the spicyness, the meatiness of the tuna, the crunchy onions, the refreshing lettuce, and the toasted bread all combine together to make the perfect sandwich. Yum!\n\nThe dokbokki is also good, but I usually only come here because I'm craving the spicy tuna. I also love this place because it's rarely ever super crowded and if you sit by the windows, you can use the Airbears internet, so it's a good place to study as well!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jm67zVv_3X5re8Sb5eL9kg", "date": "2012-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aZMpTz74j76B88DCQAAC5A", "text": "BULGOGI SANDWICH FOR THE WIN!!  Definitely get it and try it.  Sweet korean bbq style marinated meat in a toast roll with lots of lettuce.  It comes with jalepenos and although a little spicy, adds that extra kick to make the sandwich a perfect 10.  I've found a decent substitute in socal near Ontario but it will never compare to the original I've had here.\n\nRegular is two halves and large is 3 I believe!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TH-0SMmzktQRDWn4_y0Ygg", "date": "2012-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "e2Kar7swogpjxf40RZ9TlA", "text": "Tips:\n\nThe spicy rice cakes are SPICY, be warned.\n\n-------------------------------------------\n\nThis small little cafe owned by a Korean couple is super cute with good food. I've gotten the spicy rice cakes and the spicy noodle rice cake. (The spicy noodle rice cakes have a majority of noodles so if you want rice-cakes definitely get the other dish because the proportion of noodle to rice cake is definitely not equal in the second dish.) It really is the spiciest thing I have ever eaten in my life. I was in pain. T_T Definitely not a good dish for weaklings like me that can't take spicy too well.\n\nThe bulgogi sandwich is SOO GOOD. The meat is so sweet and tender it goes GREAT as a sandwich. The bulgogi salad is also a great choice as well! It's kind of like a small bibimbap with a leafy salad, rice, and bulgogi. These 2 dishes are quite similar so they're good substitutes for each other if you really want some bulgogi.\n\nThe coffee on the other hand isn't the greatest, but that's okay because I don't really come here for the coffee anyways. I'd suggest to come here for food rather than coffee. There are a lot of other places to get coffee from that I believe are better choices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qxwXBfMlGCa8K6JBExiEDQ", "text": "Came here a couple days ago hoping to get some shaved ice. I've read on Yelp and heard that the shaved ice here is really good. Unfortunately they don't serve it during the winter months, and the lady said the machine would be available in March. Womp womp.\n\nAnyway, the large bulgogi sandwich is really two sandwiches (four halves), so if you're going with someone you should order the large, otherwise go for the small if you're going solo. The bread was toasted and crispy, the meat was juicy and succulent, but I'm not sure if it was worth the money. A large runs about 11.50ish while a small is $6.\n\nDon't get the Italian soda; $2-3 for syrup + club soda is a ripoff. \n\nMake sure to bring cash. They don't take credit cards, and if you're going to be using a debit card they'll charge an extra 50 cents. Luckily Wells Fargo and Bank of America are close by.\n\nOverall, Cafe Espresso is a good place to study, and is yet another place to have coffee or drinks for Cal students.  I'll be coming back for the shaved ice when it's available!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VPJxHd_9JmDppt-UeA6kpQ", "text": "This spot is popular for their bulgogi sandwich.  but..!  I wanted give mega big ups to the macchiato!  not too sweet, not too plain. def. better than franchise version!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bMeJaRAxQwuwYt0Cnfxksw", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YCatuZGvYlQXnYe76ZlpyQ", "text": "AHH Cafe Espresso is probably my favorite places in Berkeley. They have awesome bulgogi sandwiches, dukkbokkgi (spicy rice cake) and dumplings (mandoo).\n\nI want to give it five stars, but I hate their random hours. They don't serve dinner, and they're closed on the weekends (I believe). There were a lot of instances where me and my friends walked up to the cafe, only to find that it was closed. I wish they had a more concrete schedule.\n\nBut they have the tastiest food, in my opinion. I love their sandwiches (bulgogi, Hawaiian bulgogi, sometimes spicy chicken) for the taste and  the price ($5-6 for a regular size), I love the dukkbokkgi even more ($6-7). The rice cakes are perfectly chewy, and the spicy sauce is JUST right (it tastes like the dukkbokkgi from Korea).\n\nA lot of non-Korean people don't know about this place (which is sad), but Cafe Espresso has some BOMB food. TRY IT!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HawlyOLGf7foMytDFj-FDw", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "gW9ZvmwGewwihw5Ddpd4vg", "text": "Came here tonight for dinner and the location is really convenient since it's right across the street from campus! I had never really noticed it before, but I'm glad that friends recommended it. The Korean woman working the counter was very friendly and helpful!\n\nWhat I ordered:\n- Vegetarian spicy rice cake (dokbokki) ($6.25): http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw?select=Yn8jvkbGnwiTy02j-Cf_TA#wkUyjkXMQLqTRJBrC9NTPA\n\nI'd had dokbokki before at O.B. Chicken and I didn't remember the dish being that spicy, so I thought I could handle the one from Cafe Espresso Experience no problem. I generally enjoy spicy food as long as it's not crazily overboard and would rate my spiciness tolerance as pretty decent, but I surrendered to this dokbokki. The food came out hot, which coupled with the spiciness of the sauce, made it pretty hard to eat and I could only take half bites at a time. I probably would've needed 5 glasses of water to finish the whole thing, but I got pretty full by the time I had eaten 2/3 of the plate. The sauce and the dish itself was good though, but I just had to eat slowly. It also comes with a boiled egg on top which is nice! Next time, I'll probably try the dokbokki with cheese to balance out the spiciness a little!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "pgXSzMTfVTR5UGz0LVADtA", "text": "It's all about the Bulgogi Sandwich.\n\nDon't be a fool and order a generic turkey sandwich. Get the mighty Bulgogi Sandwich. There's no other choice. It's a little overpriced, but totally worth it. I used to motivate myself to go to the RSF by letting myself have one afterwards. So awesome. Now I'm crazy ripped. Aw yea! Just kidding. But seriously the Espresso Experience is one of my top ten fondest college memories.\n\nTips: Hurry! This family owned shop closes down for summer vacation.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Mr0CO2zsXwv_k9m-Ieyq1w", "date": "2007-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ujZ5-DvM6kLeWtoup8iEeg", "text": "Clean, usually can find a seat, can get Airbears, really sweet owners!  \n\nThe only available bathroom requires walking all the way around Musical Offering and behind the building... just hold it and go across the street to Eshelman Hall.  \n\nTheir coffee is decent - definitely a safe place to grab coffee in between classes.  Specifically I am talking about the soy latte.  \n\nAs for the food, I think the original concept of the Bulgolgi sandwich was super exciting to me!  I'm not sure if the novelty has worn off, but it didn't seem to be as good the last time I had it.  At 5.50 for a regular size, the price is not bad.  It's definitely still yummy, but it's not as good as it used to be.\n\nThe spicy rice cakes are pretty good too.  I think they are 6.50.  I love how hot it is, but it's a little too sweet for my taste.  However I don't think the sweetness is out of the ordinary.  I like sharing a plate of the rice cakes and sharing a bulgogi sandwich for a satisfying meal on a cold day :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ugk0g6vyv2XavpoTaJSy6A", "date": "2009-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "dG6ZOJD2Q6KWBQiXdMnmvA", "text": "The bulgogi sandwiches are delicious, though it is true there isn't a whole lot of beef (but health-wise, we could probably do with less red meat). \n\nBut really, the lady is so warm and friendly! She always remembers that I like jalapenos on the side :).  The cafe is such a nice little nook with chaotic Telegraph a turn away that I really recommend this place very much! Ever since my boyfriend introduced me to the sandwich, I'm allll about it.\n\nUpdate 1/08: I went today for lunch (DELISH) and my bulgogi sandwich had the perfect amount of beef in it! SWEEET.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "atOvEGUqJM4RYJk4kKX6Hw", "date": "2008-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jK7gRiVRocgJeM26WkZrJA", "text": "I had an English GSI who had a thing for this establishment because Michel Focault supposedly frequented the coffee joint during his Berkeley escapades of the '60s. Well, I no longer come here due to its Foucaultian history, but rather for their sumptuous eats.\n\nWhile they may be called ESPRESSO Experience and have a full coffee bar complete with affordable lattes and teas, their main selling point must be their sandwiches, which are perfect for a light lunch that won't give you a severe food coma in lecture afterwards. I especially recommend the chicken terryaki. The price of the regular size (below $5) is very reasonable. Highly recommend that you try it, they're very addictive.\n\nThe cafe itself is owned by a Korean family that's really friendly and almost kow-tow when serving you...kinda weird but nice that they appreciate your business. They just opened a few weeks ago after a renovation and I like the new, more sophisticated atmosphere. Though it's not crowded at all during the summer, it does get busy during lunchtime throughout the academic year with students opting for the signature bulgogi eats.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gAA-Jif3SO5bjHeuI57_vQ", "date": "2007-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "jW3hgVnPY5rDaLHtPvFf7g", "text": "Oh Espresso, Espresso!\nLet down your hair!\nI crave the secret of bulgogi\nPlease share!\n\nThat's what I'd say if I knew how to cook, anyway. Since I can't cook, I eat out, then I Yelp. My first bulgogi experience was about a year ago, and let me just say.... roast beef has never been the same. The bulgogi has a slightly sweet flavor and is full of warm juices and tender goodness. The bread is crusty and fresh, and the mix of sliced carrots and some pickled veggies makes a refreshing contrast to the warm meat. I also love how they give you all the sliced jalapenos your tongue could ever take. For less than $6, you can easily fill your tummy with 6'' of  yummy! And for $9, it's twice the yummy, but if you're by yourself it would probably leave an ache in your tummy.\n\nThe food at Espresso Experience is great, and the owners are hospitable beyond belief. I was meeting some friends all day there, and they did not mind at all while I surfed their free WiFi for 6+ hours on a rainy day. I only ordered a chai latte during that time and had water from their cooler for the rest of the day, but they did not mind me sitting there at all! Some other cafe owners might get antsy, but they welcomed me back with smiles over the next few days and c'mon, who wouldn't give them business after that?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EK6YJiey5K6hkKcbonY9lg", "date": "2008-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rOKgDSMI60Rnd-NRMkXloA", "text": "Don't be fooled by that generic (and kinda lame) shop name, this place is one of the hidden gems of Cal!  First of all, this place is technically a cafe, but I have never had coffee here, and they aren't known for their coffee either.  What they are known for are their bulgogi sammich!  In case you didn't know, bulgogi is Korean marinaded thin sliced beef.  The bread is nicely toasted and the beef is sweet and delicious!  Perfect for lunch and it's only 5.50!  Even though this sammich is definitely drool-worthy, my favorite dish from this place is their dukboki!  But I guess I'm a bit bias because dukboki is one of my FAVORITE FOOD OF ALL TIME!\n\nIn my dorm days, I would often get dukboki from Bear Ramen House.  And although BRH remains my favorite spot at Asian Ghetto, CEE makes a better portioned, spicier, and more delicious dukboki.  Chewy rice cakes, fish cakes, and a boiled egg smothered in a hot chili paste (or as I call it, red Korean sauce).  Get 5 bottles of water ready because your whole pie-hole will be burning!!! (but in a good way)\n\nThis place is seems to be family owned and operated, and they are always extreme nice.  Korean old little ladies (or ajummas) are always adorable. This place always make me happy for supporting the mom-and-pop stores.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rENTsnq1RPwTlNNpzCD0Hw", "date": "2009-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "BvpwylrOs3Kc79rrSXsHiA", "text": "Just get the bulgogi sandwich.  \n\nMay have had a coffee drink at one time.  Nothing spectacular, nothing terrible.  Better off going the stone's throw to Musical Offering if you want a caffeinated drink.\n\nBut seriously.  The bulgogi sandwich is delicious and always freshly made.  And I think it's made with love.  That Korean lady is super nice and friendly and always smiles at you.  Maybe it's not made with love.  Maybe it's the hopes and dreams of a united Korea.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WYoy-T0VGq9g2UILqrLc-A", "date": "2009-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8voJg4jLqjscL5ltP1F70A", "text": "More Berkeley kids need to know about this place to support this unknown cafe. Their bulgogi sandwich is just THAT good. Cult following right here for this thing. It's strange how I've never heard of such a concoction in my life until coming to Cal. There's jalapenos in the sandwich which gives it a kick. It's a hot sandwich with a toasted bread. The perfect bread for this sandwich! Haven't tried anything else and I don't think I want to. Hm, maybe I'll get one tomorrow! :)\n\nThey serve other hot sandwiches as well. Coffee, tea, pastries, etc. Try this place out!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-w8H1G9raUC0Gg_zvlJDwg", "date": "2007-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AjzTvbZLVlmgRb1AZw4jlA", "text": "One day I walked into Espresso Experience after having heard loads of good things about the bulgogi sandwich. Perfect, I cried, it holds the two culinary entities that I love the most: Korean barbecue and bread-and-cheese. Completely expecting to be floored by this marriage and having seen other customers each with two large-ish halves which I misinterpreted to be the large, I decided to order one, myself. While simultaneously wondering how Espresso Experience could charge almost five dollars for a measly half-sandwich.\n\nFive minutes later at my little table, out come four halves of this bulgogi-bread wonder. I can feel people doing double-takes, politely trying not to look but flabbergasted at the piles of meat and carbs presented in front of lil' ol' me. A lightbulb-d'oh experience that still leaves four halves of a sandwich waiting to be consumed.\n\nSo, to my (and, I'm sure, now your) horror. I ate it. All. In that one sitting. Before rolling off to work across the street and then falling asleep in my chair at the office sometime later. There was something irresistible about this melding of East and West, but I soon discovered that though it was in part the bread, it was mostly the concept that was so alluring.\n\nSoft, spongy, crunchy-on-the-outside grilled bun and choice of (what I think might be--has to be) provolone (could've been white American, fine) aside, this sandwich was poorly executed. I saw the beef being cooked on one of those portable griddles, slices stacked atop one another in large piles, which will lead to no browning whatsoever. The meat will just boil in the marinade, which at EE is bland, unpleasantly sour, and too black peppery. The beef is the star of this sandwich, and should shine like one! How about some char-broiling or something to get a little caramelization on these bad boys. Plus, the meat is of low quality; too much fat and gristle stays on the pieces. Traditionally, bulgogi (not galbi) does leave a little room for fat and the like, as it is prepared with less pricey cuts, but this was a bit much. I know my eating the equivalent of two sandwiches had a lot to do with it, but it was also the beef that left me feeling nauseated. Additionally, something was off about the shredded lettuce.\n\nI'm in love with the idea of this sandwich, but not so much the item itself at Espresso Experience. I will definitely not be shelling out nine-plus dollars next time, and I'm very reluctant to try it with even 4.60. However, the location is convenient if you're around campus and they make a pretty good cappuccino. \n\nI'm actually fantasizing about the perfect homemade bulgogi sandwich, this time using marinated short ribs, which I happen to have in my freezer. I would chop it up like cheesesteak, sprinkle some fresh black pepper on it, lay a piece of provolone on top, stick it in the salamander until the cheese melts, and top it off with shredded lettuce (maybe blended with a little cabbage), tomatoes, and thinly-sliced, white balsamic-pickled onions and jalepeno. I just have to find some quality bread on which to smear some mayo and I'm good to go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yG002rouE9uVYJWpPHcC9g", "date": "2008-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Mshnc6G8WrzNrFvu2DP1wg", "text": "I'll have a steak sandwich and a . . . steak sandwich.\n\nSoft toasted roll. Shredded lettuce. Tomato. Mayo . . . hey, is there any Bulgogi (Korean bbq'd beef) in here? Overall the bulgogi sandwich was tasty, but ultimately the smallish size and skimpy meat portion left me unfulfilled. \n\nBy the time I thought about ordering something else a mob of 15 Korean college kids had descended on the place. I ended up grabbing a falafel sandwich at Sunrise, next door.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2009-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TSD5_IKnKaoYvkAuXOrRvg", "text": "Food:  A-\nValue:  A\nService:  B-\nDecor:  Americana style cafe\nRate of Return:  Often\nBest Time To Go:  anytime they're open\n\nBULGOGI in a SANDWICH ... who would have thunk it.  It's super affordable and worth a few trips a week for a college student.  But it's definitely a must try for anyone living in or visiting the bay area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9Cs5VIKw3GT3Xccg_rP6ZQ", "date": "2007-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "319u7SPRAJSW2Av0OwJX6Q", "text": "For the first three years at Cal, I thought this place was a cafe catered to Asian people. I mean, it is, but it turns out that in Korea, cafes serve drinks AND food, unlike most cafes that specialize in drinks.\n\nI first chanced upon this place when my friend ordered their rice cake dish. She invited me to try some, reassuring me that she had asked them not to add in anything spicy so that I could eat it. I was hesitant at first, mainly because I was sick that day, but after eating a few bites of the ricecake-egg-cabbage-pork dish, I couldn't stop eating. And what do you know, after a few minutes, I had eaten half of her food. Oops @__@\n\nWhen we went back to lab, she also recommended their bulgolgi sandwich. I put it in my bucketlist, and the following semester, I whisked another friend there on a Thursday noon. Both of us ordered their bulgolgi sandwiches (total was around $14). \n\nAfter 15 minutes, our sandwiches were ready. Jalapenos and salt/pepper can be requested. We picked up our sandwiches from the counter and proceeded to satiate our appetites. The beef is well marinated, and the lettuce, tomatoes, and delicious mysterious sauce are wonderful complements. The bread is crunchy, and the serving size is just right! I seemed to enjoy my sandwich more than my friend did, but I still have to say that overall, the sandwich tasted like a superb Subway sandwich, Asianized. It was good, but not outstanding.\n\nThe cafe is right across from campus, has a good number of small tables, gets good light, and is a self-busing system. And cash only!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "CcVnT6sM0uJ0cxcwOs1-Yg", "text": "I used to work next door to this place, and it was a serious challenge to keep myself from grabbing a sandwich here every day. I always get the pastrami sandwich, and it's awesome!\n\nI can't put my finger on what makes the sandwiches so great. They seem pretty mediocre on first glance... just bread and meat and iceberg lettuce... but for some reason they turn out delicious! I think it could be the bread? Whatever it is, it keeps me coming back.\n\nThe pictures of the Korean dishes look really appetizing as well, but I've never been able to work up the nerve to order any of them. I've also been meaning to try the shaved ice. It looks perfect! But, so far, I've always stuck to the sandwiches.\n\nThe woman who always takes my order (one of the owners, I assume?) is always really friendly. When I worked next door, she would remember me and remember my order, and I'm a sucker for that stuff!! =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GmL7a-ZxXfat8P71mivA2Q", "date": "2010-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "raNVu9myL7Lwixbgzudpbw", "text": "To Stephanie L:\nYou might want to do a bit more research before bashing a traditional Korean dessert that is rarely available in Berkeley. I don't know, maybe the fact that the cafe is owned/operated by a Korean couple, the fact that they offer Korean BBQ as a sandwich meat, AND the picture of the papingsoo (shaved ice) WITH Korean letters next to it (which is clearly visible on the store window) doesn't give a hint that it's going to be WAY DIFFERENT than your typical 10-cent Torani shot mixed into a bowl of crushed ice. Your review seems a bit too provincial for someone who's \"been around the world.\"\n\nAnyways, after that wall of ownage text aside, the sandwiches from this place is totally worth it. For any sandwich, there's 3 elements which attribute to its kickass-ness. 1) meat, 2) bread, 3) sauce. I've had the Bulgolgi as well as the spicy chicken sandwich, and they were easily some of the better sandwiches I've had at Berkeley. \n\nThe owner is a nice old Korean lady (I have a penchant for nice old Korean owners), who I guess owns the place with her husband. The interior of the cafe is nice and cool; the building and lack of side windows provide an excellent shady location which is a perfect getaway from the ass-kicking heat that's been making Berkeley a literal living hell (during finals week too).\n\nSo in conclusion, don't come here if you're looking for a normal shaved ice flavored with cheap shots of artificial syrup; DO come here if you're looking for an ass-kicking sandwich (jalapenos included) that actually fills you up.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UxUANPUY2W9AE_P0h4J1WQ", "date": "2008-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "RfqVG_mHpivkBZVOUZNZUw", "text": "The bulgogi sandwich at Espresso Experience is an instiution. It was my post-finals celebration dish back in my college days. Even when my brothers went to Cal in the late 90's, they raved about the bulgogi sandwich. And I really think this place is one of the main reasons I eat all my sandwiches with japapenos now. Toasted roll with shredded lettuce...yeee boy\n\n I don't think I have ever come here for coffee, and I'm not even really sure why this place is called Espresso Experience when everybody knows what the real draw is...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zZd398J5STDxMKvdnUFpaA", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "X2hZh2b6O3dh0UHAf-HTrA", "text": "The espresso isn't much of an experience - I tried it. It tastes kind of like coffee.\n\nThe bulgogi beef sandwich or the teriyaki chicken sandwich, however, are quite delicious. Imagine a Korean cheese steak and you're getting close.\n\nThey just remodeled and it looks nicer but has lost a little soul in the process. Still, cheap and delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wjGIqZfte1aJ9MTKLevxnA", "date": "2007-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KFFySEkpiwAxLFmms4FxXQ", "text": "The best sandwich ever!  You'd think that in LA's K-town I'd come across a place that sells bulgogi sandwiches but no... I have to go back to Berkeley to get my fix!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rp9my_uNCGKYgAh4FN29Pg", "date": "2006-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rwb6pMiEi_Sr1GzzuQ6ERA", "text": "My first Bulgogi Sandwich...and it was YUMMY.\nHot tasty beef, mayo (a yummy sort, i usually hate mayo), lettuce, and tomatoes sandwiched in a white deli roll. \n\nOther stuff here:\n-Chicken Teriyaki Sandwich: Yummy! Lighter tasting than the Bulgogi. The chicken is very fresh and tender.\n-Edamame: 1.25 a box! Yay!\n-Potato Salad: Similarly cheap. Not bad, great portions.\n-Shaved Ice: Pass on this one. It was heaping, but the quality was so-so. Not enough Adzuki beans or other toppings, and NO CONDENSED MILK. Craziness. Also, the Ice was very hard. It needed to be chipped off. Unsatisfactory.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ygaDNxVfKvD3jHy6vAJx1w", "text": "I rediscovered this place after my first visit last year (my friend studying for a year here from Korea took me here)...and I remembered why I liked it. Bulgogi sandwich = HEAVEN. Not just the meat, but even the bread is really nicely toasted (not too crunchy, not drenched).  Now I go here at least once a week. I used to always forget it was there...because when I think of \"fast food\" in Berkeley, I usually think Asian Ghetto. But I'd almost rather go here now! My favorite cafe in Berkeley, hands down.\n\nAnother thing I tried recently...the ddeokbokki (the spicy rice cake). SO delicious. You'd better have desensitized taste buds though because it'll leave your mouth on fire for 10-15 minutes after...I was seriously crying by the time I got to my last bite. But it was worth every moment of pain. And also the 10 cups of water I had which caused me to have to use the restroom every 10 min after I left. :P I'll put up a picture of this tantalizing goodness!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2009-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0-DwBEIcXYx1gnTamxtiFg", "text": "Oh how I would have given this place 5 stars because nothing was wrong with it.  The place was clean, access to air bears, bulgogi sandwiches (gosh I love the toasted bread here) \n\nSo I am in trying to get my usual order and ask for the bulgogi sandwich (2 to be exact) with no mayo on either one.  Needless to say, she put mayo on each one and realized she wasn't supposed to afterward.  Instead of doing what most places would do and either \n\nA. move the stuff to a new bun\nB. make a new sandwich all together\n\nher eyes light up and she makes the \"oh no\" face and proceeds to wipe off the mayo with a napkin. Lucky for her we didn't ask for no mayo for allergen reasons as there was still hints of mayo left that my friend and I were exposed toooo argggggggg! Lucky for her I let it slide that day =p", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "lgtjY7yLvcfkKsMWROP3Mg", "text": "I love this place!!!! Can't believe I didn't discover it until a friend brought me here sophomore year!\n\nThis is my favorite place for dokbokki! I usually go for the dokbokki with cheese(!) since I am major weaksauce with spicy food. The cheese kind of balances out the spiciness of the sauce, but even without it, the dish isn't as spicy as other places. \n\nTheir bulgogi sandwiches are also really good! But, I didn't really like their shaved ice. It was just okay, and it comes with these really weird gummy candies.\n\nThe people working here are always really nice! I like coming here to study during the day, since you can access Airbears, and there are a lot of outlets along the walls. They do close kind of early though (8p?).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ypi79ZvMEwlW7aNcrb418g", "date": "2012-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3P7xpQ-WYQb9zxLpRJk5vA", "text": "We'd go here just for the yummy bulgogi sandwiches, with carrot sticks and jalapenos on the side, this boy and I.\n\nWe'd go for the coffee and tea drinks, this boy and I, now my boyfriend.\n\nWe'd go to snag a seat by the big windows that fold out, this boy and I, now my fiance.\n\nWe miss this place, this boy and I, now my husband.\n\nWe have had nothing but a love affair with Espresso Experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jJYi4SyCKemIiRKhCAh7XQ", "date": "2007-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "KNBAGeEuf6vpeu9cTX6yjA", "text": "Last time I had a bulgogi sandwich or burger was at a McDonald's in Korea some odd years ago. You think it would be so tasty, right? Just because it's from the motherland doesn't mean anything, homie. I don't know how bulgogi can be...so square and thick, but it sure as hell was and coated in too sweet of a sauce. Well, it's McDonald's after all. But I digress.\n\nBulgogi should be shredded meat and should carry a balance between slightly sweet and savory pretty well. I had Espresso Experience's bulgogi sandwich today, and it hit the spot, especially after a squash match. Yes! I defeat the purpose of working out by gorging immediately after. Who's with me?\n\nAnyway, the bread was perfectly toasted. The bulgogi itself was good except I wish they had added a little more to the sandwich. But overall, with the jalapenos to kick up the spiciness, I was very content. I also got to score some points by conversing with the kind ahjuma (lady) who actually knew what the hell squash was. Hey, I gotta brush up on my Korean. I'll be sure to come here more often for lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2009-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "VCGP1bVsDw36JwZRrceIrQ", "text": "Oh, how I miss the bulgogi sandwich.  $5 for a mouthwatering mound of sweet Korean barbequed beef on a crunchy roll.  Sweet baby Jesus I just had Christmas dinner but I want this now.  It's a little on the small side, but what it lacks in size it makes up for in taste.  I came to this place to study in my college days and they were always nice to me, probably because they knew me and I gave them a decent amount of business by bringing dozens of friends here throughout the years.\n\nI went back a few months ago and it looks like they've got new ownership, but I think they've carried on the same tradition of great customer service and good quality food.\n\nWho's coming with me next time?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kxGmX1lBXJAv-4mI_QduWg", "date": "2007-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ofyMJx1L8_FGa_Vy-uRIng", "text": "Cute little cafe! The bulgogi sandwich was better than I expected, because honestly \"bulgogi\" sounds like it's gonna taste like feces or worse. Rest assured, you're in for a great lunch. The cafe is cute and in a convenient location and the sandwich is less than $5. As others, I really liked the bread. No complaints, give this place a try!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0vCffWO7AQKdZtoP_9ZTIA", "date": "2008-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "gYbX_IfkzWme4ItyXb_lgw", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 8, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "7_HKmmfu0kVVAaqXwAqR7g", "text": "Oh man these bulgogi sandwiches are so good that i want these things in my mouth at all times.\n\nSo here's the bulgogi-sandwich-eating-experience breakdown:\n-first bite:  toasted bread, bite of lettuce and tomato, hint of the bulgogi that's about to amaze you, thinking \"man I hope this sandwich is worth the hype\"\n-second bite:  \"ok this is good, but I'm not sure if it's as amazing as yelp says\"\n-third to almost last bite: start to take bigger bites, eat a little faster than normal, stop talking to anyone because that means bulgogi is not in your mouth\n-last bite:  \"oh crap there's no more sandwich\" and commence to order another sandwich\n\nI'm serious.  Every single time I get this sandwich, I go through each and every one of these steps.  Especially the last one.  I can't think of how many times I ordered another sandwich simply because I didn't want to ever stop eating it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M1DEoCBcX7YDNYWAiHH2VQ", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0bj6ESLpd2UJLMMA4YEaRw", "text": "Thai Basil was my enjoyable sustenance through my freshmen year at Cal. I must admit, that I probably ate at Thai Basil several times each week with my friends. Given Cal Dining's atrocious food, I relied on Thai Basil to keep me alive through the course of the semester. Heck, my friends even hassled me quite often about my desire to eat at this restaurant.\n\nHowever good the food at Thai Basil may be, I've decided that upon entering my second year at Berkeley, I must end this love-hate relationship with the most popular Thai restaurant conveniently located in the colloquial \"Asian Ghetto.\"\n\nMy go to dishes at Thai Basil are/were the basil eggplant chicken, with a fried egg on top. My friend Matt and I would literally order this for a month straight. I also like their Pad Thai - it's not like most pad thais in the Bay Area, but if I'm eat here, I'm probably going to order this. It's not as sweet as most pad thai's, which I like. Also, their combination basil fried rice is good, but I recommend that you only order it when they're not busy! And this brings me to my next point: the service/timeliness of receiving my food.\n\nI normally order my food to-go, and I do realize that Thai Basil is one of the most popular restaurants in Berkeley, but I've had to wait too long (time which could have been used studying!) and have had too many orders mixed up/messed up. It can be frustrating when the food comes out literally 40 minutes after you order. \n\nIf I want Thai Basil, I'll be sure to come here at the waning hours of the night, or mid-afternoon, when they're not as busy. The food's good, but it just can be a headache when I'm waiting an absurdly long time for the food...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZGL72QxAUr1QQ3hFPOmP0w", "date": "2011-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0hOfHvAaElKWauG1nRQ-6g", "text": "If you're in berkeley and in the mood for Thai this is where I would go in addition to Berkeley Thai House. I love their basil chicken dish and pineapple curry with white rice, it's delicious! They complete and cook orders really fast however there are times when this place is too crowded. I usually call ahead to order so I can just skip the wait. The prices are reasonable which is expected as they are so close to a UCB college campus so they cater more to the students. An entree with soda is about $7.50 (tax included). Overall, I come back and have a meal here at least once a month for over a year now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7LlMZGEcEX5hpVb7VZUVbQ", "date": "2011-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0ICFBm0zK2PAuNCYBp-2ng", "text": "I love Thai Basil. I can definitely assure you that they have the best Thai food in Berkeley. Also, the food is fairly cheap for students. Usually 6-8 dollars for an order and the portion is really big.  But during lunch or dinner time, the waiting can be really long. So definitely call ahead time if you know what you want. During school year, they have this lunch special thing. Basically, they have 4 items as lunch special every day. You can pick 3 of them. The lunch specially portion is usually bigger than the regular order, but for the same price. Definitely worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AACpbjYWd0FDBGRN0B-v9w", "date": "2012-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0Sx9En9P4pXczUoS5qGeQA", "text": "It has been nearly two years since I left Berkeley, but nearly every time I'm in town I still come here for an easy meal.\n\nFor one thing, it's cheap. You'll get a very full meal for under $8. You'll save even more if you go for the lunch specials during the weekdays, but you won't be getting any less in portion.\n\nIt's really a great thing for college students who want to spend a few bucks for a very flavorful meal. My favorites are the Basil Chili Chicken (#4 on the menu, I believe) and the Pepper Garlic Steak.\n\nThe Thai Iced Tea here is not to shabby either.\n\nThe reason I'm only giving it three stars is because the quality of the food has also gone down over the years. Lunch specials were fine when I was a student, but for some reason they now taste like leftovers that weren't microwaved properly. It may just be me.\n\nSome of the dishes are also rather salty, and the wait can be a little annoying during peak hours.\n\nIt's still a good place to visit if you go to school around here; heck, I'm sure I'll be back again some day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0urpX8cURnlo7l7ZP_yZaw", "text": "I suppose the best thing about this place is its location.  It's close to other eateries and to campus.  The food is decent thai food.  downside is that you come out smelling like food - never a good thing in my book.  there are better thai places around campus (for the same price) - but for lazybums like me, the ghetto is the way to go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6h9XcrSd-Mw_FbdZL7UZGQ", "date": "2007-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "11Hv9XV9HIY8os0e96WbnA", "text": "I still have not found a pad Thai that I love more than Thai Basil's, I think its  something about their sauce.  \n\nIts great for a quick meal to go, or to eat in the restaurant while sipping on some of their free tea.\n\nFull disclosure, I am writing this review based on my experiences as a student at Cal.  I believe a lot of my love is out of nostalgia but I still enjoy going, even when I visit.  \n\nFor the price I think its great Thai food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "b-ux45Cxc3XnUc4hIeSrbA", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "14piWbZ_V7yuMYE-f6CXgA", "text": "Tip - Call your orders in ahead of time! Simply calling in and getting your order in as you walk there from your house/apartment/dorm/people's park cuts down on the inevitably long wait you normally face. \n\nMy favorite is the Pineapple Curry Chicken - the perfect combo of sweet and spicy with a healthy serving of white rice to pour it all over. Every time I order it I say i'm gonna save half for later, and every time without fail I find myself polish off every grain of rice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XEDDlpMNBK7qGwyp7S-vYA", "date": "2011-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1BfTZ6gF5FSQusBG9JaVjQ", "text": "Very average Thai food but they have a lot of options. I would recommend the pad see ew / pad kee mao over the pad thai. The pad thai noodles are  tough. The thai iced tea is good here. The panang curry isn't bad either. Expected bill is $7-$8.\n\nWidely popular with UCB students so don't come here if you're looking to get away from the younger crowd.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZLfvKFwIAexQQOTV3SU6uA", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1iDB6X6eWdLM2eEyl5Momw", "text": "I seriously have not written a review for this place yet?? 4 years later, here it is..I love this place. Wanna get stuffed on less than $8...go here. they have vegetarian options..SCORE! You order at the front, pay cash only, grab some free tea (i mix it with water cause the tea is super hot and will melt the plastic cup)...and wait for your order number! I'm a fan! The -1 star is because when they get swamped, it can take up to 40 minutes to get your food and the lunch \"3 items\" taste like a day old...otherwise, I'm a total fan!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1lCj94h211SQUBjslGGM4Q", "text": "Thai Basil is probably the best overall spot for Thai food in Berkeley. During my four years there, I've had a lot of Thai food from all around Berkeley. A lot of my friends always like to meet up here for dinner because we know how epic the Thai food here is. \n\nI like Thai basil because the prices are fair (on the lower side), the food is delicious and flavorful, and the Thai Tea here is also pretty awesome. \n\nI like the pad thai here a lot. It has a delicate mixture of flavor, texture, and moistness. I have experienced wet, sloppy and disgusting pad thai that makes you feel like having the runs. There ain't none of that here. It's always made to perfection.\n\nIn conclusion, I venture out to try new places a lot and somehow always find myself back at the origin of my Thai food pleasure- Thai Basil! It's like the Beatles... no matter how much you like these new pop songs, those will get old, and you will always go back to the Beatles.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "51epctQ47S9oxYorBxOpXw", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Zr2cQ7w5MpCzsTjmWk2Vw", "text": "I know the daughter of the owner of this place.  For the amount of food, I miss this place since the price is right.  It's always packed so you know that it's good or at least decent enough!  I always got the pad thai J...no clue why it's a J since it's the vegetarian version of the pad thai.  They also ask you if you want Egg or No Egg..and the lady there's cute when she says the order.  Good place to get cheap food.  Just don't get anything with peanut sauce...it's literally peanut butter melted *yuck*", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Jd17L6-fmSZzzF-0Fhjhxg", "date": "2007-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "23i8DAnJvBMizAuDogWvZw", "text": "the vegetarian pad see ew (w/egg) here is my favorite thai dish ANYWHERE. that it comes from a little mom-n-pop getup makes it even better!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gqZvcNfUYWFsZNiZXfS4fA", "date": "2006-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2RFFxlysX2XsCmpHaXtysw", "text": "Pepper garlic chicken!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N7lV59C7LO4CVVJ0gCvwOw", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "35zgwFwI7-ecoL-ivZf9Hg", "text": "For the last four years of my life, Thai Basil has deserved 4 stars. But I just went back for the last time and found out that they've downgraded the quality of ... just about everything.\n\nThe pad thai sauce is redder and tastes crappier than the old orange-colored stuff. Even the questionable meat got more questionable. The yellow chicken curry has also been watered down, and (maybe it's just me) now you get more carrots and potatoes than chicken. I am really disappointed because this was the best place in the Asian Ghetto hands down.\n\nWhat's the point of the huge portions (yeah, I made two meals out of my $8 fried rice) if you can't wrap your mind around finishing the second half?\n\nAt least the pineapple fried rice is still decent.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1-zuPpc_UtNSzBF-UjxngA", "date": "2009-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3E-n5iT5odFVRzpeRICwVA", "text": "This place is great! I especially love the peppers they have for customers to self serve (so crunchy and delicious, yumyum) -- the main reason I come here. Good Thai food (affordable/cheap).\n\nI'd say the peppers are what make the food here go from \"decent\" to \"great.\" Would buy the peppers alone if they sold them to customers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ii-xyI3stuKwfzSfiHvI_A", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3hX61QSjJGeqZd1EKKJauw", "text": "I have tried many of their items from eggplant curry, pra rama, pad-sew, to pad mein (spell check) and all their dishes are flavorful. I have had better thai ice tea, but in terms of the food items, it's really flavorful.\n\nIf you don't mind the long line and wait, then by all means! Price is ok, considering it's in Berkeley. The only thing I didn't like is that they don't serve the crushed peanuts in a cup as they do for the spices. Other Thai restaurants do this, so I felt it was cheap.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A7CExl3pqnTPyGT9L9zhMQ", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3NV0jOspygfOcBrgKzzvPg", "text": "The Thai BBQ with fried rice is where it's at. Haven't really tried their other meals, because I still haven't gotten tired of the #2 combo. It's just so damn good.\n\nOh, and by the way, they don't accept credit cards--only cash, so make sure sure you're carrying at least $10 when you walk in, or you're going to regret walking back out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VrWSCcH2CigZtlz_zc1ioQ", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3TRhNZwJuBVi8r2_aYOd3A", "text": "This is my top place for Thai food in Berkeley, it's much better than Thai Noodle in my perspective.  The classic Pad Thai is tasty, so as other Thai dishes served with steamed rice.\n\nOne thing that's not so good about this place is the environment.  It's located in one of the food courts around the campus area, which makes it noisy and hot.  It could be a very good choice if you just want to grab lunch quickly though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KI6duL2Lq9fcYEPK5a6h5w", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3TYI4UEf8hDc0cRblG9ABA", "text": "Love this place. This place is cheap, quick, and easy to get to.  I always ended up eating here when I visit Berkeley friends or go thrift shopping. My friends and I usually order 4 dishes and split the remainder as we usually cannot make up our minds on what we want to eat. Definitely a hole in the wall kinda ambiance, but that does not mean they are lacking in flavor. The pineapple fried rice, thai fried rice, pad kea mow, pad thai, pad see ew, tom yum soup are all great, but the best dish here has to be the fried red sauce fish (not sure what the correct name is, will update this review) the sauce is tender, sweet, and spicy. I have dreams about this sauce!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DA2vH8Mqnb_hgWtJ0jiVyA", "date": "2012-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3uSamOceYUTkYR6Ir6h28Q", "text": "This rule applies to most restaurants at the Asian Ghetto. Asian Ghetto= cheap, greasey, not that great food; with Thai Basil as one of the few exceptions (along with D'Yar). They actually make some pretty delicious pad thai and curry here that isn't too greasey. I recommend eating at the restaurant if you can rather than getting your food to go because I noticed that you get significantly less food. Sometimes the line is really long at lunch time and the food can take a really long time. If you're in a rush to go back to class or something, Thai Basil might not be a good idea because its so popular..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cJ7v1pTqLVDp3uC-YGE4Ug", "date": "2012-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Xfm5iqcW5gWk__KuoUjgQ", "text": "Out of the all places in the \"asian ghetto\" this is probably the best and the long lines and ridiculous wait times say it all.  It is fairly inexpensive and the food is always hot, never sits around (unless you get the lunch specials because all that shit is premade)\n\nTheir hot thai tea is pretty good and its free.  Seating is typical for a Berkeley place, pretty small but enough to accommodate a good amount of people.  I used to come here all the time and if I were still going to Cal, i'd probably go here still, love itttt.  Doesn't deserve a 4 star rating though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YQToebY384Djh6vvc1wVpA", "date": "2008-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "41p77x7BEAeOJCvbf7mKBQ", "text": "Pros:\n-Great for Vegetarians\n-HUGE Menu Variety\n-Good Price\n-Authentic\n\nCons:\n-Cash Only\n-Lack of Seating\n-Poor Service\n-Long Wait time\n-Crowded\n-Smelly\n-If you're allergic to seafood, dont eat here. Pans get reused, and sanitiaton is a bit of a flag.\n\nOverall I LOVE Thai Basil!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gvcUcixb6tJKMS1BLbIwbA", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "42H4iFlQHoI5HOp6u84byA", "text": "yummm! i ordered pad thai and liked it, but not loved it.\n\n\nover time, the flavor was too overpowering and couldn't stand to eat the rest.\n\nbut it was very fresh and temperature-hot!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hSLlGZR4u6j2eLG6LHA1BQ", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4d3wWHB_qpJ3Wo_PaYcgFQ", "text": "A good regular place to have lunch or pick up dinner.  Their Pad Thai is the Pad Thai my boyfriend judges all other Pad Thais against.  It's not dirt cheap, but it's not overly pricey.  They have an extensive menu and you don't have to wait long to get our food.  And it's close, and always open.  Good Thai for white-people-students  who may not have the highest standards.  : )", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WKtSpOHEJ08nsngYqflVqA", "date": "2010-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4NTvXp8iPe4SDFI74tGBTQ", "text": "Only came by to order the Tom Kha Gai because it was 12AM and I was still cold from the Ice Cream from Cream.\n\nA little lemony and tiny for $5. Definitely nothing I would be tempted to get again. Also they don't serve Papaya Salad... Not a great way to find out. Open really late hours though so that is nice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "f81Y2EzuRqefayCrL1Ra3Q", "date": "2011-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4NW7vGDSOdt26w-vWAwWjQ", "text": "When the boyfriend asked to have Steve's BBQ again (read my review), I passed & went next door for some Thai since he won't eat it with me.\n\nI ordered my usual - Pad Kee Mow with chicken.  The portion is pretty big but there is plenty of chicken so it's not just a plate of noodles with a couple pieces of meat on top like I've had @ other places.  What I like most about the dish though, is the good amount of spice.  I've had Pad Kee Mows @ other places before & none of them have been spicy; & it is supposed to be spicy!  So thank you, Thai Basil, for doing it right.\n\nEvery time I've been here it's been busy.  Even still, service is usually pretty quick & I think that it is even quicker if you get your order to-go.  This place is definitely much less glamorous than som other Thai restaurants in the nearby area.  But if you don't care about that stuff, then you should give this little hole-in-the-wall a try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GE64PcKGFWo_W49PWPb1JQ", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4uSB9ETGae4xp0IBZR6Wqw", "text": "The food is over-seasoned - usually too much pepper and too much salt. That would normally lend itself to maybe two or three stars, but what really dropped it down to one star was that the cashier purposely overcharged me for adding extra noodles. The register read $9.25, and the cashier told me it was $10 when I stood there waiting for my change.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "opbAVTf6_jwFYgnU2IF6qA", "date": "2011-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4y_RE5TkJec7S1jBRLBdsA", "text": "Thai Basil is one of my go-to places in the Asian Ghetto (the others being Bear Ramen and Viet Nam Village). The service is a bit hit-or-miss probably due to its popularity, but the food is pretty consistently decent. Value-wise, you don't get as much food for what you pay as you do at the other places in Asian Ghetto.\n\nThe specials here tend to be pretty good. My favorite dish here is still the Pad See-Ew.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4ZajKq6xVg8L2E1ZoFJBhg", "text": "Love this place! I highly recommend  their Thai BBQ & fried rice. Prices are very affordable and portions are huge. Also, great location for UC berkeley students!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KwTdauOwUwP_MpbKl_xhQg", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4Zkzox1Fqc3nTP4pVMsC3w", "text": "Cheap, convenient Thai food.  It's definitely the best Thai food around for the cheapskates like myself, and it's one of my favorites in the Durant food court.\n\nI've probably had a half-dozen other dishes here, but Basil Fried Rice is my regular.  Very flavorful and a generous quantity.  I've ordered it countless times and enjoyed it immensely every time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pfWK0FcNG4UMhxl6jfR9fQ", "date": "2008-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ioiLQv94HJDAqbMhtidBQ", "text": "Their pad see ew is pretty good, and you get a decent portion compared to other places that charge about $2 more, but for significantly less. \n\nClose to school!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5JJnxYmv-e36m50leA_3RQ", "text": "I LOVED this place when I was in college. Super cheap Thai food that is pretty tasty.  I loved how they have the menu on the wall with pictures to help you decide.  Honestly, its not that great of quality, but when you are broke in college, quality isn't exactly your first concern.  I loved getting togo from here on my way home from class. Their pad thai was my favorite :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w7XizuDQWdZ2ufCW3Fko2A", "date": "2010-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5TgJmou4HLeFvEjLpXswNg", "text": "The best Pad See Ew I've ever had. For that alone, I come back over and over again. I haven't experienced long waits for take out food like others have mentioned and I've been a frequent patron since 2007. So there are no complaints from me in that department. My only complaint is that their servings are getting smaller and smaller.\n\n I order pad see ew most times I come here but once in awhile I like to venture out and try different things. Here's my recap of other dishes:\n\n1. Pra Rama Chicken- YUM! better than tuktuk's pra rama chicken.\n2. Pad Thai- I've had better and elsewhere. When I had this, I was disappointed and wished I ordered Pad See Ew.\n3. Yellow Curry- Good. not the best I've ever had but it will suffice if you're craving curry.\n4. Garlic Pepper Chicken- Hit and Miss.. sometimes the chicken is too dry or too salty.\n5. Tom Yum Gai- Mediocre/ Good, If you feel like soup on a cold day. Don't expect too much because it's not exceptional. More mediocre than good.\n\nOverall, if you're going to come here, try out the Pad See Ew and Pra Rama chicken. They're the most solid dishes here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3Y9-vbJgdU1Ie2h0v4kqsQ", "date": "2009-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5wHWdJRVGnUNLxUPpKblQw", "text": "THEY ONLY TAKE CASH!  \n\nThat would be my number one tip about Thai Basil.  Luckily, BoA and Wells Fargo are both right down the street if you need to withdraw.  Food-wise, it's delicious, well-priced, and large servings.  I always get the pad-se-ew (sorry for the atrocious spelling) or the fried rice. \n\nOverall:  good food! It's probably not the healthiest, but still delish.  Downsides: CASH CASH CASH (I always forget that) and they take a painfully long time to give you your food.  That being said, I think it's worth it.  But if you're famished, you're better off going somewhere else with faster service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kVwvb9vW0sPBGryY8slB-w", "date": "2012-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6D324bdugmaYpGctGpyoCQ", "text": "Oh man, Thai Basil has some bomb food.\n\nThe food always tastes great, and the price is set right for any college student, which means its right for the working class too. Everything I've ordered here has been pretty good, except one thing: the tom yum. I wasn't pleased with their soup at all, but everything else is right on.\n\ngood service + good food + good price = good times.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6uqc0ZYMgFmdxNBpmXJMlg", "text": "The pad see ew here is very good. I also like getting the curry chicken and the pineapple curry. The prices have gone up over the years, which sucks :(  \n\nAlso, the wait time is long and it gets so crowded in here but that's because the dishes here are all very yummy, and in reasonable portions! You also get free tea and water. I recommend this place for all students because it's so close to campus and it's very convenient to where everyone needs to go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6VyKEgDkRdsMS-tBj5gn_g", "text": "I think one of the biggest reasons why I'm against this place is their service. They servers/owners are VERY RUDE! Not only do they literally throw your food on the counter if you dare ask for a napkin or a fork they give it to you with such a horrible attitude. \nThe quality of the food goes up and down. Sometimes it's great and sometimes its not. The last time I went I got PAD See EW which is one of there most popular dishes and one dish I get almost every single time i come. This time it was horrible. It tasted weird....as if they mixed some other spices in it or cooked it in a unwashed pan(from another dish). Anyway I tried to bring it back and they yelled at me saying that that was what I ordered. It was not until my much braver sister went up there once again to demand that they make me another one did they take my order back. The looks they were giving me were scary!\n\nI prefer Racha's cafe on telegraph! The prices are similar and the service is much better. Also the dishes seem like someone put more time into them! Definitely compare and see for yourself! \n\nHowever...at the end of the day I've had thai basi many many many times. It is definitely not the worst place you could go. I just am now appalled by it because of my previous experience. Dont think i'll be coming back for a while. Good luck!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ckSWTUaWyMFctLzYVuJc1g", "date": "2012-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7FToPmvoo_JnVb1U5nSkkw", "text": "Came here again the other day. Service was just as slow. Friend ordered the yellow curry I believe, and I had the Thai noodle soup. He liked his curry. My noodle soup on the other hand had WAYYYY too much flavor. It was like you're slurping on a mouth full of spices. YUCK. I had my friend try it also, and he didn't like it either.\n\nUm yeah, next time I think I'm going to stick to Thai foods that I know and have eaten before. XD", "stars": 2, "user_id": "a8CX659T80_jhSpPxe3Fpw", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Fz2lprQ0Z3x9qvmbA5qNw", "text": "this place is GREAT for their BASIL FRIED RICE...or their 2 or 3 item lunch special - which usually includes pad thai\n\n- 1 star cuz the prices have risen since my freshmen year (more than a 10 percent increase BOO)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IOhVIAjtdGo3NZ75_fF4Qw", "date": "2009-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7JbwcvTbi6ZPCOLba8Wx9w", "text": "They have the best Pad Kee Mow I've ever eaten. The rest of their food is average. But, I will say it one more time because it deserves recognition for people whole like spicey noodles like myself: Best Pad Kee Mow ever...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7RoH_8T-eet5zZ1QotPexA", "text": "Out of all the places I go to in the Asian Ghetto, I always end up here. This place is definitely great Thai food on the cheap for those late nights wandering around Berkeley with the wallet of a college student. Plus, I was drawn to the \"People Love Us on Yelp\" sticker. That's always a nice thing to see.\n\nI'm a fan of Thai food and although this is not the best Thai food you will ever have, it is pretty good for the price you're paying. The place is small and on busy days or nights, you'll have trouble finding a seat in there. The service is okay. They definitely give off that \"I'm just here to take your order and give it to you\" kind of attitude. No time for small talk. Well, that's alright. I'm just here to eat. I usually order pad see ew or pad thai, which I highly recommend. It's safe to say that dish is the clear favorite for everyone.\n\nSo if you're having a Thai food craving and need your fix, you should stop over here. Nothing says happy like a college student with a full stomach.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HXHVEg2a2QIkPcoIThGM6Q", "date": "2010-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7smkWfOjEjqxLFmvfBBB6Q", "text": "Food is good.  This place made me fall in love with Thai food.  Quite possibly the most overpriced food in the Asian Ghetto--every other place is about $5, and this place is like $7 (huge difference for brokeass college students).  Always got the eggplant when I did go here.  Berkeley has plenty of Thai places.  If you have a car, make the drive to Tuk Tuk Thai on Shattuck.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uDD5h4egvCqpIc8_Z-9MXw", "date": "2008-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "83gOgI2RjSPXp-zmws-QEg", "text": "Very traditional Thai flavors in decent portions at an acceptable price.  This place screams mediocre at me, but maybe its because I'm spoiled by all the good thai food in southern cali.  Sure they are great at cooking it, but the food here seems rather inconsistent from time to time.  Some days my pad thai will arrive perfectly cooked, while other days it tastes overdone and dry.  For a little more money, I would definitely recommend Racha Thai on Telegraph.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "894OK12HN5BVTVGr81mhJA", "text": "This place is extremely reliable and cheap.  I love their garlic dishes.  It's no Chez Panisse, but if you want cheap, relatively fast, and tasty Thai food, this is your place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8A6A6QE1y4-m40dXD0JFUw", "text": "Thai basil is my favorite place to get pad see ew (~$7). I've tried it at other thai places in the area - tuk tuk thai, berkeley thai house, cha am - but I can't get enough of their pad see ew at Thai Basil.\n\nAll of the other food is alright, it's pretty greasy and unhealthy for you in general, but if you don't care and are looking for a fast and moderately priced thai restaurant, go here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zvAZsfg7Id2c9X5Vx8uMvQ", "date": "2009-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8EcjZpIVAEavHKYkTR2fFA", "text": "Definitely one of my most-visited places during my freshman year at Berkeley. I think eating here a lot played a small part in me gaining my freshman 10. I usually got Pad Thai, but then a friend of mine introduced me to Pad-See-Ew, and I've been stuck on that ever since. I'm definitely not a vegetable type of person, so I normally order Pad-See-Ew with no broccoli. Prices are a bit steep for the portions that they give you, but I've been very satisfied every time I eat here. Definitely a must-try if you're ever in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-jdWq1u5e-hHbfsQjabxBA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8eKZeeX2ifur5NgSHx7t3g", "text": "If you live in the dorms on southside, thai basil is a godsend for oily thai food. I loved it. Prices were a lot lower back in the day, but yeah... \n\nWhenever I met up with friends at the asian ghetto and we'd all disperse to buy our meals, I always found myself siding with thai basil. It's just so easy to eat and way, way flavorful. I tried too many dishes to remember, but I do remember liking everything. So, you're pretty safe with every dish.\n\nDecent thai tea. Lots of employees are teo-chew (YAY). Kind of a long wait if you go during rush hours, which is really annoying if you're a really hungry and cranky college student.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IIRFv4Q-O_aDWgwnRgxN1g", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8hwbcCNUv345Kw1xfOCcWg", "text": "Cheap Thai food.  It's quick and the lunch special--3 assortments of dishes for lunch (out of 4 that they have prepared) is a really good deal, especially if you're in a hurry because since it's pre-prepared, all you have to do is tell them which ones you want.  If you go for dinner, I've heard that the combination fried rice is really good, and pineapple fried rice is really good too.  The pad thai always tastes ketchup-y to me, but it's decent, and their garlic basil eggplant (or something like that) is really good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8JxnWky6WIaCCf6-EycC4g", "text": "Overall, not too bad. Again, this is coming from someone who is not that crazy about Thai food. However, I have to admit their TOM YUM KHA soup is pretty good. I'm certainly not a regular at Thai Basil, but when I do come here I usually only eat one dish.\n\nI have tried their lunch specials where you get to choose I think it was 2 or 3 different items plus rice and they were all pretty mediocre. To be frank, if you want a combo rice plate China Express is a much better and cheaper choice.\n\nRECOMMENDATIONS:\nTOM YUM KHA\n\nGood friends, good food, ENJOY!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8_M2DOwk99FLExctZDxk9Q", "text": "I come here constantly for Pad Thai! Just be sure that you (and your friends) have cash on hand; I've spotted people on more than one occasion.\n\nThe lines do get long occasionally, but I think it's worth the wait. Haven't gotten any \"bad thai\" yet!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qp5Gv_owPKiPWCJDlSh4mw", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8RtzGH2FNKXqj9hG5kKHmA", "text": "I love love love their food here.  The prices are great too.  I recommend the #4 which is Chicken with bell peppers and onions sauteed with chili garlic sauce.  YUMMMY!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vaQPHmzVAxOGNEtG3YLqjQ", "date": "2010-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8tY8Dac2qlNoAtrjbtDiMg", "text": "This place has THE BEST Pad See Ew (sp?), hands down. However, the serving size has gotten smaller over the past few semesters, therefore it loses one star in our rating. \n\nBut nevertheless, the food is just way too good--and it is definitely worth the wait. But then again, we have only tried the Pad See Ew and Pad Thai. (For those of you in Vallejo: It's even better than Cha-am.)\n\nHappy Eatings!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A74m-rWt9NffhyDehc8P_Q", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8y_YkJ1yd-RUR9_X0jDrQg", "text": "I am a fourth year at UC Berkeley and have been coming here even before then, but my last visit will definitely be my LAST visit. I came here before because it is very close by to campus and the food is pretty decent but good customer service is very important to me---and this is NOT the place to find it. \n\nSunday evening, I ordered the pad thai dish for sit in and when I got my dish I noticed a strand of hair INSIDE of my noodles. It had to be PULLED out, which definitely meant that it wasn't mine. None the less, I was not trying to be rude or difficult. I understand that these things are inevitable since I myself used to work at a restaurant setting. I only asked to have my dish remade. When I told one of the male chefs that I found a strand hair in my dish, he took the dish back but didn't say anything to me. They remade the dish, and I went to the counter to pick it up. Then the lady that gave it to me gave me a dirty look and pointed at me, and said \"That was YOUR hair!\" Mind  you, my hair was tied up and I noticed the strand in my dish right when I sat down. She made a very big deal out of something very minor. I did not eat the pad thai. I left with no refund because I was very upset.\n\nBAD SERVICE should never be tolerated. I will not come back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "etLbWiNa5VZtcPkt2hJ5TA", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9BQne76BfHqtqrYMiWjJ9w", "text": "This is one of my favorite places for Thai that's fast food. It's cooked to order so there's a bit of a wait, and they're usually always busy, too. If you get the special combo plate, you get to pick 3 of the 4 or 5 items and I don't recommend this. I like variety but I appreciate freshness and quality first so I usually get my usual which is the chicken pad-see-ew, yellow curry (comes with rice) or the pepper chicken. All of the items are DELICIOUS!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yB_XGeC5v74Y7x507ep8xw", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9iV8mHwCsZnhEU2WGUAVAA", "text": "decent thai food. there are plenty of other places with better pad thai so i wouldn't recommend it here. the basil tofu is nice.  \nbut it's not worth the long wait during lunchtime.\n\nthe upside is they don't require $10 minimum order for credit card payments.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Njc3lo4M-T8w2bDFQB3c2Q", "date": "2008-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9m00j_7ubQ6dC-5SRsrDJw", "text": "I'm not a student at Berkeley, but years ago when I visited Berkeley to see if I wanted to go to this school, I won't lie: I almost chose to go to Berkeley over UCLA just for this place.\n\nThe first thing I tried here was the Pad Thai, and to this day, I've never found a Thai food place that does Pad Thai the way that I like it except Thai Basil. It's not the healthiest, but when you want that quick Thai fix, nothing hits the spot more than this place. I've tried a few other dishes here, but I'd have to say that my absolute favorite is the Pad Thai.\n\nThe food is super cheap, and a super short walk for students and visitors of the Berkeley campus. I tried finding parking near the Asian Ghetto, but I found that it's much easier to just walk there.\n\nI'm a Southern California resident, but I find myself craving Thai Basil all the time. Every time I visit Berkeley, which is about a 2-3 times a year, I always make sure to stop by Thai Basil to get my fix.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8E4flaJH_xYdK7IrIWK_Eg", "date": "2012-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a1X5Qe0m0KAlO7LFIz_SlA", "text": "If you see a long line, don't go. I love this place, the Pad Thais is delicious, the Chicken Chow Fun is delicious. Everything there tastes good. If there's a line though, expect them to get your order and wait a loooong time. It could be 10 minutes, I've waited up to 45 minutes, and it can get even longer.\n\nBut it is delicious, it is cheap, and it's worth it if you have something to do while waiting.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ESS6anxjAYrw1TNe7ww8wg", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A6PvQZK0lWNdK250YpWlOg", "text": "I've eaten at so many Thai restaurants in Berkeley, and honestly Thai Basil is still the best. The quality hasn't changed since I was a first year at Cal, but the prices are a bit higher now. \n\nMy go to dishes are Pad See Ew, yellow curry, and pineapple fried rice. I pretty much order one of these whenever I go to a Thai restaurant and Thai Basil is the place that cooks it the most flavorful and most consistently.\n\nThe wait is ridiculously long now (20 min +), so avoid this place if you're looking for a quick bite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5EQnJI0p5Jnu0Bjhj4aaQw", "date": "2012-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A7K8FS64BWygktxyy8UUxQ", "text": "Really folks! the Thai food is basic, nothing special. I suggest you read the other reviews more closely, as some folks are clearly clueless about Thai food. One guy wrote it was the \"Best Thai food in Berkeley\" which is, well, absurd. There is excellent Thai food in Berkeley and this place is does not have it. Plates average $8.00, add brown rice $1.50 and tip and well it's \"inexpensive\" but ah not worth the \"lower\" cost. And DO NOT bring a date here, but you probably knew that already. For clueless UCB kids maybe this place works, can't figure it but...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "V3Ke1UrmdSKtZ6q6eCJxMg", "date": "2012-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A8tOlRN6t2nXZDGTeT2xsQ", "text": "Thai Basil, you're getting demoted to two stars for cash only, because seriously, fuck that.  The only reason I put up with your bitchy staff and mediocre food is because you're convenient, and now that you've made yourselves MUCH less convenient I've got yet another reason to take my business elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Ch6n_PO-zWN3kSZuh1lQKQ", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Aa2Y70x47Mt2H7XydkXcCA", "text": "Nice item, does what it says.  Got the BBQ pork rice plate.  Good portion and price is right at $7.25 with tax.  I would have liked to have a little garnishment of some kind, like shredded carrot, bit of lettuce, or some cucumber as I am accustomed to, but even without it, it's a fine dish and were I in this area more often, this establishment would make it into my normal rounds.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B4cJvWuf59j7XlTdexnVZw", "date": "2011-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ABLkCpDxd8rwMMuphnWlTg", "text": "I understand the reasons for coming here during late night affairs in college. It gets old fast though...\n\n+Quick food\n- Pad thai, noodles, and other rice dishes are way too oily n' greasy\n- Place is not well kept\n\nFinal Call:\nThose into Americanized Thai will enjoy the grub here.\n\n--------------------\n\nMunched on:\n1. Pineapple fried rice\n     -  Not enough pineapple, overkill on grease\n2. Pad Thai (veggie and chicken)\n     -  What happened to the veggies and chicken??", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aeElAEzx7Oi1CsofyVdxqw", "text": "3.5 stars\n\nwe stumbled upon this place. the pad thai was super. the prices were just right, similar to the other joints in durant square. we missed the lunch special cuz it was cal's spring break; 3 or 4 items for $4.60.\n\ncan't wait to go back to try the other dishes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "g4_0VDwqP011DZBCHa5UpA", "date": "2007-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AHIdyFnYR1rZCdpjnYSZ9Q", "text": "3.5 stars\n\nGood portions for your money but not the best Thai food I've had. Gets pretty warm and toasty in there, with all the people. I came in around lunchtime on a regular weekday. I got the spicy pad see ew and it was the perfect spiciness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B0GzGKOcaA9jsPPj0skd1g", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AkFy155H2rTAgLu0pPSx5g", "text": "One of the better places in Asian ghetto in terms of food quality. The service is slow, and they always seem to argue with each other, but the entrees are well made compared to its neighbors in the area. I like the yellow curry and the basil chicken fried rice (the latter's portion is huge).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CePvmv14qGLf7RhLd6H6Uw", "date": "2009-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AlkdZgmTIsdU1pY0HVfz0g", "text": "The first time I had Thai Basil was when I was a sophomore in high school. I had their Pad Thai and liked it a lot. This place is very convenient if you live on Southside, like I do. You can always count on going in for a quick meal. I have to agree with other Yelp reviewers; rush hour can be very annoying since the lines are long and the wait can be cumbersome. I remember waiting once for about 30 minutes before getting my food. \n\nNowadays, the prices are higher, the portions are smaller, and the quality of food seems to be going downhill. Back about 3 years ago, it used to be better. It just seems like a fast-food joint now. Don't get me wrong, you can still get good quality Thai food here, but if you're in the Berkeley area, there are definitely other places worth trying. \n\nPersonal favorite dishes include: Pad Thai (of course), Pad Kee Mao, and Satay chicken (just don't get this particular dish to-go because the peanut sauce can be quite messy). I've never had their Thai Tea before but I heard it's okay, not too amazing or anything.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eih3X8OYVNpPGt9AqWBVCw", "date": "2011-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aPZAH7ecZJCi0NIL07v5Kw", "text": "Some popular dishes: Pad See Ew, Pad Thai, Pineapple Fried Rice, Combination Fried Rice, Pineapple Curry Chicken, and Basil Chili Chicken. But they also have this numberless dish called Pra Rad Prik which consists of fried fish with a delicious sauce over it, served with rice. Would recommend trying it. \n\nOne of the yummier restaurants in Asian Ghetto, but just mediocre for Thai food. It sucks because they're cash only now, and the wait for food tests your patience when hungry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "py-UckmYUQp-LjZ2iUf5dg", "date": "2011-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Aq_wFARkOVeihEcUVvwMHQ", "text": "I came here quite a bit my freshman year but didn't return until yesterday.  Now I realize why.  The food here just doesn't compare to the other Thai restaurants in the area.  If you go to West side or walk down a bit more on Telegraph, you'll experience better Thai food. \n\nI ordered the veggie pad thai; and it was burned.  =T Maybe this was a one time thing, but they should have at least made me a new batch when tofu and vegetable pieces were 3/4 covered in charcoal.  Not coming back here again...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3g_vgaCNlvR5uKmUkSz8Rw", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ATA6Hnt5Z7skDNvu7zh6lg", "text": "Cheap, decent portions, but slow service\n\nI usually go for spicy eggplant chicken or pad see-ew, but their noodles smell like urine... it's really strange.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yk8wikxFmgxdRFlKR1nBDw", "date": "2010-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "av41mr8JWaeUnwMzbbCTPA", "text": "My very first Pad Thai. A mentor took me and my sister here to try it and we loved it. Since then, whenever I am on telegraph and craved Thai, I would go here. No other Pad Thai that I had ever tried tasted was \\ as good as this one. The Pad Se Ew is also the thing to order; there is just more flavor in these dishes here than anywhere else.\nServices: You get into a line, order your food, hold on to a ticket, wait for them to call your number and pick  it up at the left side of the cashier. \n\nThey take only cash (bummer huh)  but they do have an atm machine inside(which I think going to the bank would save you some money!). They also offer free hot thai tea to eat with your food.\n\nSpace wise: Not the biggest. very crowded usually and packed. \nHowever, I don't mind  the space if I can get the best Pad Thai in the Bay Area!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xZ8s0JgkhXdAQU1SC3uf6Q", "date": "2010-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "avg4gOBU3_k3cDwS61S9lA", "text": "My favorite here is the chicken and eggplant in the garlic chili sauce.  They serve the eggplant the way I like it, soft enough to fall apart.  I also come in to get my Thai iced tea fix.  I may be a bit biased because it's only a couple doors from my apartment (sheesh, half the staff lives in my apartment), and my club likes to take over a few tables late at night after practice.  Good food, good price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m6Ehq7xhtMiaUjt6VX0EnQ", "date": "2012-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AVhYJrP0t-pf9nB4tAdr1Q", "text": "this is based on memory but the pad thai, pad see ew, pineapple fried rice, and basil fried rice were all pretty bomb. the wait is long, but i was usually here with friends so it didn't matter all that much.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "srgekIDbtUSiml3Z0iHmhg", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B8IGEQgltHCKjaEzJnG9eA", "text": "i waited 20 minutes and find EGGSHELLS in my pad see ew?! ridiculous.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ojJbQIVJDegfRqqwnp5u-w", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bEtYn5pqa-Vs8XbAKcKz6A", "text": "how can i say no to cheap thai food across the street from campus? \n\ni've been here plenty of times but never felt the need to yelp about it. but then thai basil was put to the test ......and they passed! \n\nnoon rush hour, super hungry, credit card machine breaks down, no cash. =(\n\ni sadly walked my brink of starvation stomach to BOA to get some cash, and while i was contemplating just going to another restaurant that ACCEPTED my plastic, i opted to still go to thai basil because when my heart (or rather my stomach) is set on something, it's set. \n\ni waited in the line that stretched outside the door (AGAIN) impatiently and as i got to the front and the cashier gave me my change, i looked at her and asked her if the credit card machine was fixed. she immediately apologized, switched out my number and gave me a lower one and said that my food would be right up which made me extremely happy!\n\nLUNCH SPECIAL... $5.75 with up to 3 items!!!! while the items you can choose from are fixed it's still an extraordinary deal!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nTCF1VcR2tFoKWlFW4KRgA", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bQMkQu2TogbDdsoHK8jdPQ", "text": "I come here every single time I go to Berkeley. Their Pad Kee Mow is to die for. I've tried other dishes here and they're not so great. If it weren't for the Pad Kee Mow, I'd probably stay away from here. The portion is a little small, but I'm kind of a big eater, so don't be too worried about it. Overall a good place to come for a cheap thai dinner that will leave your tastes buds somewhat satisfied.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HWhXI6ofJM7K2mbu4Kyysg", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bqxWWqci1Baa8IHoVX-crw", "text": "Mmmm! I love their pad mod kaew, extra spicy! Absolutely delish.\n\nit's a large portion, and for $7.50, it's not that bad of a deal.\n\nThe only downside, however, was that this place only takes cash. Boo. I'll still give it five stars.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NRazbAppI0SFB7ewpQIa4Q", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BUCiOKZdbtoMlwhF51ar_A", "text": "My favorite restaurant in the Ghetto food court when I used to go to Cal!  Everything on the menu is nice and spicy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "13cQb_owwjTzcdYQr-6-4A", "date": "2007-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CduEPeKEU6-zX9gBZciyGA", "text": "Everything I order here fills me up and is delicious to the point of me wanting to give the old people who run the joint a hug. Curry = bomb. Chicken = savory. Tofu = like eggs but better! Eggs = like eggs but better too. \n\nONE ISSUE.... CASH ONRY! Darn you... oh well, guess I have to jog to the ATM and spend an extra $3 to pull out a $twenty. On a serious point..., you gotta love Berkeley", "stars": 5, "user_id": "15t3YnfTjM4vGmyz6K_vyQ", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cf6CcyU-n59xKaewdkEi8Q", "text": "I like Thai Basil although I seem to forget about it a lot. It is good for those random Thai food cravings, especially if you're looking for something quick and cheap. Had it tonight and got the pad thai and combo fried rice. It is good but I can't say it's the best Thai I have ever had. They have good portions and the price is definitely worth it!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vdjqzqzjnH7Rn8AiBHHrxA", "date": "2010-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CG4urm5zR58WSi_Sls9i9Q", "text": "I was craving Thai in the Asian Ghetto and I finally decide to give Thai Basil a try. I figured, I had basically tried everything else in the Asian Ghetto, why not get some Thai here?\n\nI ended up getting the spicy basil chicken with rice. While I do prefer a lot more spice and a lot more basil, it was still pretty good. It didn't hit the wallet too bad so I really couldn't complain. Thai Basil is pretty cheap in the first place and what I ordered happened to be one of the cheapest on the menu. The food came quickly, there was plenty of space to sit (a rarity in this place), and the food was really good. \n\nHow can I complain?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CHs_lgV3jXGWgOFX26OLmA", "text": "Have I really never reviewed Thai Basil?  What's wrong with me!  \n\nSo, Thai Basil has done a serious about face since the first time I went.  Four years ago a trip to Thai Basil was akin to a voyage into your local dive bar only with really tasty food.  The menu was sort of haphazardly thrown on the wall and the whole place felt trashily cozy, if perhaps a little unsanitary.\n\nThe new and improved Thai Basil is just what I would hope for in an upgrade: fresh new digs, but the same old tasty (if greasy) food.  Now Thai Basil is the pride of the \"Asian Ghetto\" (I know, sounds kind of racist to me too.)  \n\nDon't leave without trying the cashew nut chicken.  I'm hungry just thinking about it.  I love this place and will continue to eat here so long as my arteries will allow it.  \n\nOh, and they definitely DO accept credit cards and always have.  I don't know why so many people voted that they didn't.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qu8CAL1egblZ38yPBkfD_A", "date": "2007-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cSfR65mc_h2t1yqzjUJ7uA", "text": "My friends and I rolled here for a quick bite before heading to the city.  Durant food court is convenient and the variety of food works out well if you have a group of folks.  It offers not only a variety of food, but such a assortment of smells:delicious food, bad homeless people stench and trash if you're lucky enough to get a table outside.\n\nThai Basil has ample indoor seating.  I got the BBQ pork over a generous tray of rice.  They were stingy with the sweet and sour dipping sauce though.  Having spent the prior 3 hours in a vegan zone, the meat hit the spot.  It's cool (and somewhat depressing) to visit these old stomping grounds when my metabolism was so much faster and my wallet so much thinner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5aCEquYmXUIsWmpUp1gqxA", "date": "2009-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cSx9RUYjGsDozSp3QOjZPw", "text": "An hour and about 6 cups of water later, my mouth still feels dry and stale from all the MSG in my pad thai.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "JpTu9QHp_GzoSmeN5bRPDA", "date": "2009-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cTFHTzSgoSSDDIeZ9RouRg", "text": "OBSESSION! OMG they definitely have my favorite basil tofu ever! the food is made so quickly and tastes amazing...and it's all for such cheap prices. i don't go to Berkeley very often, but when I do it seems that this is the only place I end up eating each time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nta-hrZgYeDO1OmsBrUmrA", "date": "2008-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cW-FfnlEOfRAlDaCsE2_wQ", "text": "My Go-To place in the Asian ghetto when I want a good, quality-consistent meal thats not super expensive. \n\nI really recommend their Combination Fried Rice and their Pad See Ew, as well as their Basil chicken. However, their Pad Thai is a bit on the dry side. Lunch specials that I've tried are usually hit or miss, so I tend to always get the same things.\n\nThis place usually has good business, and they provide free tea/water. A good place for students getting takeout or enjoying a quick meal, but not very good atmosphere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MjqYpDfEjZcTDHBHiI5MCw", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D5kagtUSttZLGtWCPrtx9A", "text": "Long wait, but pretty good thai. The pineapple curry is AMAZING - definitely recommend getting that. It's sweet but somehow spicy and fruity, all together! the ginger chicken isn't half bad either, but nothing phenomenal. For the prices, it's a good deal on thai food. the wait can be excruciating, so be prepared.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "69_rcB15Nu1GTC3gg4m0Iw", "date": "2009-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d6D6TecWF3dbMuf4Pt6iXQ", "text": "Im not always crazy about Thai food but this place was very good.  It can get a little crowded inside but the cheap food is worth the wait.  The menu is set up with pictures so those people unfamiliar with Thai food can pick and choose quickly.  Careful of the lunch rush here as a line can form out the door quickly.  This place has won numerous awards in Berkeley for their outstanding food.  Check them out in the Food Court and enjoy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "97voVPNuy2Xao5mFs--3gw", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D7Q_qaVLKfJUCRsOYnL1CQ", "text": "Yeah, I'd say the rating distribution for this one is pretty much on the dot.\n\nThe food is good, but you could find better Thai at other places around Berkeley. The wait can be pretty bad, even if you beat peak hours. The portions can be somewhat small if you come around lunch. \n\nBut like I said, the food is good. I've tried the pad thai, pad see ew, pad kee mow, pineapple fried rice, and the basil chili chicken. All of them were good, particularly the pad kee mow.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WeWJTA59Mk8_A3t25mVI1g", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D8xm3l5jzY_XJOEvg_1A9Q", "text": "For me, a bit pricey for lunch (ranges b/t $7-$15), but definitely a good plate of yummy goodness. I got their green curry chicken, but next time I am going to try the pineapple curry. \n\n* Random blurb *\n\nI was light weight disappointed that I called my order in ahead of time (about 15 mins), but by the time I got to Thai Basil to pick up my food they said they never got my phone order!! LOL. It's all good though. The wait wasn't that long.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_PAM1DBWZ6szRLwoT0Fb4Q", "date": "2009-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DbP5Qe7RS6N9HZFGQFaSMg", "text": "To Hubert H.\n\nI'm a friend with the owner and her family and trust me, the owner did NOT want to increase the price. Her family members had to force her to increase the prices due to the increase in rent and overhead costs aka inflation, i mean why don't candy bars cost a nickel anymore?  You do realize that Berkeley is not the cheapest area for both those costs right? The palette of the undergrad population is vast and unbiased, so i believe that the reason why they're so busy all the time is because their food is really that good. I've been eating there for the past four years and have tried other Thai places. Thai Basil is hands down the best quality and the best prices for what you pay, sure, it has increased like documented, but the reasons are understandable and their profit margins aren't that great and they decide to keep their margins low in order to help out the student populace. Additionally, they remodeled their restaurant to make a more pleasing atmosphere to eat in, in my opinion, the best found in the ghetto. Also, I don't know if you carry a salt shaker with you or something and accidentally spilled it all in your food while at Thai Basil, because I know for a fact that they do not use salt in any dish except for the fried rice and curries.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qh_MkbGg1k2j6X1ZcNhzfw", "date": "2006-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dl1FdqHGJOfon6EwXdLuxg", "text": "I normally get the Pad Kee Mao here, and it's not too bad. I think it could be a little more flavorful though. This is one of the more popular places in Asian Ghetto, so around dinner time it can get crowded. They typically take around 5 minutes to make your order, so when it's crowded at dinner time, the wait time extends.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DlHJJo1P8tD2trQGlRVKNQ", "text": "pad thai, pad see ew, & eggplant chicken is so freaking good. honestly nothing else matters here except these three dishes. dont get tofu with these dishes though, the tofu tastes liek its been washed with water and some pinesol.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "azCk2YXSFr-lKgBtA3CWIA", "date": "2009-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dRbj-PoVKdsjcVcss_5PIg", "text": "I came here during UCB's move-in day.  I ordered the pad thai to-go.  Normally Thai Food and my stomach don't go well together because I feel like Thai food in general is REALLY oily.  After I ate the pad thai from here, I felt okay.  My stomach didn't hurt for the first time ever!  The portion was really really big! (Well, to me because I'm a pretty small person)  I almost considered giving the rest of my pad thai to a homeless guy that was around there!  The price was okay; $7.75 I think for the pad thai, no drinks.  I accompanied my pad thai with some Quickly's milk tea, which is a couple doors down in Berkeley's Asian ghetto.  It was really busy though, and I waited at least 15 minutes until I got my food.  Worth a try!  AND it's apparently the BEST Thai food in Berk!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Kz_g-Yl3LPipDE2wopgZ_w", "date": "2012-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DvV2CNGFu0KZqqz8wtkF1g", "text": "The food here was pretty awesome, but the atmosphere was just \"eh...\" \n\nIt's bordered on telegraph.  Of course, that means an abundance of homeless and trashy people.  The interior is OK, but nothing fancy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1lR2_ui0dDc-XExtPWF4yg", "date": "2007-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dYv5MrM-Kq7aHNX9n_SxNw", "text": "This place is my boyfriend and I's go-to spot for late night Thai food. Nestled in the Asian Ghetto, there are various restaurants open late at night, along with this establishment. It is a simple restaurant with a to-go/fast-food type feel, however there are places to sit.\n\nWe've been here twice already and both times I've ordered the Pad Thai. It is delicious for what it is and for being available late at night. My boyfriend ordered the Thai Noodle Boat soup (I think that's what it was called) the first time and he hated it. I tasted it myself and it wasn't too bad.\n\nI would definitely recommend this place to those who are late night eaters.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "atzoegnMjNiJuqQWNOJeEg", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dz1Uwnc_skrdz-jxfG9oxw", "text": "seafood basil is the sh*t! we  come here when its late @ night and we get  hungry. hits the spot!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7wAKQAG1F_rIQ6WuT_d6xw", "date": "2008-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e2MzHgCTtJinKeNoyPROSw", "text": "Food is just OKAY, not anything to write home about.  The UC Berkeley students who live close by in the dormitories, will love this place, because its way better than the crap being served in the Dining Commons.  Here in Sacramento when you pay these prices, you get served at your table by a waiter, and the portions are much bigger.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "H2WhI7u2Zc-ozPnKBvhWwQ", "date": "2008-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E3sd8m0mbLybTrEPyQZuzw", "text": "Very good Thai food and close to campus (good for the college student).\n\nMy favorites include:\n\nPad Thai\nChicken Pad Prik King\nPineapple Curry", "stars": 4, "user_id": "daK9H7XJOL2HaH4VWWyz5w", "date": "2007-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E6TdAQo3TKSdHAzGDJ8z6Q", "text": "Thai Basil, you probably contributed to 10 pounds of my freshman 15.  I remember the days when you were a run down place.  You closed for about 3 months and made me really sad, only to open looking so spankin' new.  I love what you have done to the place and I hope you will still be standing when I return with my own lil bears to watch a Cal game.  Located in the Asian ghetto, oh excuse me the \"Durant Square\", probably one of the best Thai places I've had hands down.  \n\nThings I've ordered that I love: Pad See Ew, Pad Ke Mao ?, Rad Nar, Pineapple Fried Rice.  Each plate is like $7.  It's so cheap and sooooo good.  I miss you sweet Thai lady who screams out the numbers.  I would not suggest the lunch menus, given that you probably get more variety and a slightly better deal, I'd spend the extra dollar or two to get some entrees.  \n\nOh and drench everything in that hot sauce.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2FiW_LttFCp6URejAIbSfw", "date": "2012-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EdRn88usJB5eh0y4dCSMBQ", "text": "I would say that Thai Basil is more a \"3.5\" star restaurant, but oh well... The food is alright, but nevertheless plentiful, for a low price! Try the Tom Kha noodle soup or Pad Kee Mao with chicken/beef!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iSKzoG9MZ_US10EpN0Qnxw", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Efk2MW3PsbmkYY8xtDe5oQ", "text": "Thai Basil = good food + cheap prices + long wait.  My first exploits into Thai food came here my freshmen year at Cal.  The food was good and cheap, but I always wondered why it took them like 30 - 45 minutes to get the food out.  That was the only thing that kept me from going back more often, and instead choosing one of the other dining establishments of the asian ghetto.  Although the long wait allows plenty of time to get boba somewhere or to pick up lunch/dinner for later/next day at either Steve's BBQ or Gypsy's.  \n\n3.5 stars rounded up to 4 for the college memories.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kTZaKrqESMdMn-t6ptmedg", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EflZBEwpCHHJteQI3NkOKg", "text": "cheapest and best.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jO9MmslZTT4BoeoqxjpfOA", "date": "2008-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ehxeFQuIVj4tiVxuWJbB1A", "text": "I used to eat here a lot because of the inexpensive prices and large portions but had to stop because their food is SO greasy! I am a big Thai food fan and would much prefer to pay a buck or two extra to get a delicious meal at Thai Delight. I'll leave it for the students to enjoy.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "40T25hwxZ8um2g-mkOBDcg", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eRVVaeWkZEFywq-B_Qj6fQ", "text": "This place is really awesome, i usually only stick to a few things i know such as Pepper Garlic Chicken and Chicken Satay. you cant go wrong with those!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Cgx5U-riWVTvBzs2jXdW9g", "date": "2007-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "evH4II8u1Zq2Ju4WSzvalQ", "text": "I really think the bad outweighs the good when it comes to Thai Basil.  I know it's a perennial \"Best of Berkeley\" and the front window is flooded with Yelp stickers, but hear me out.\n\nGood: Flavored fried rices (Basil, Pineapple, Curry) are very unique and filling.  Also, I'm not usually a fan of pad thai but this place really pulls it off pretty well.  Finally, the thai iced tea might be the best in berkeley.\n\nBad: Service.  If they forget something, good luck trying to communicate to people with broken english in a noisy atmosphere.  I remember I ordered a lunch special with eggplant tofu and cashew nut chicken.  They gave me eggplant tofu and yellow curry for some reason.  After about 5 minutes of deliberation, they TOOK OFF THE EGGPLANT TOFU and replaced it with cashew nut chicken.  Frustrated, I just left and vowed not to come back.\n\nWorst:  The pad-see-ew, my favorite classic thai dish, is absolutely terrible here.  What's with the bean sprouts?  The flimsy, stuck-together noodles that don't absorb the sauce?  Where the hell is all this grease coming from?  IMHO, you can't have a good thai restaurant without good pad-see-ew.\n\nThe thai food in Berkeley isn't leaps and bounds above other places, but I'd say there's a pretty high standard.  I recommend trying everywhere out for yourself and I think you'd agree that Thai Basil isn't as good as it's raved about.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RqDYp0kYx9g8f96lzSfj6Q", "date": "2009-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EWXPXYhOwgJZx47SvieAxg", "text": "During my four years as a Berkeley student, I loyally ordered the infamous chicken pad see-ew whenever life got too busy. So damn good. The trick is to call in and order your meal 20 minutes prior to picking it up to avoid the wait. A year or so ago, along with other Berkeley restaurants, they changed to cash only. I will forever remember the glory of the chicken pad see-ew.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4jPFBQaXtoUM0I2RV0wpUA", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F6xhXoOoR1AXly_lpTFwWg", "text": "Taste: 4\nValue: 5\nService: 3\n\nDecent Thai food for pretty cheap. I used to come here pretty often my freshman year, but I haven't gone back anytime recently. Definitely one of the better places in the Asian ghetto.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fBoAWjIXPbQvb-Zvt3h7Vg", "text": "CASH ONLY. As a general rule, try to have at least $10 in your pocket when walking around Berkeley; cash-only and credit/debit price minimums abound here.  You can thank me later(:\n\nGenerally reliable Thai food.  Somewhat hyper-savory, a little greasy, and a lot of things are really just different names for basically the same thing (all the chicken stir-fry dishes), but it's consistent and student-budget appropriate.  I've tried at least half the menu here, and I've never left dissatisfied.  Not sure what's so special about the Pad See Ew - the noodles aren't always fresh, sometimes it's a little charred, and the broccoli can be bitter from having been frozen - but it's honestly my favorite place to get Pad Thai.  I don't know why, but I haven't found a place whose Pad Thai I like better.  My other go-to dishes: Pineapple Fried Rice, Basil Eggplant Chicken, Thai Noodle Soup, Pineapple Curry, and my all-time favorite, Pad Pong Prawns - - TRY THIS DISH!!  The curried egg and prawns on top of rice is soo delish^^  The noodle soups can be hit-or-miss at times; sometimes there's too much soup and sometimes there's too much noodles.  Also, Thai Basil has something of a love affair with tomatoes.  Everything from Pad Thai to curries to Tom Yum and Tom Kha (it's supposed to be white) soups are tinged red-orange from their not-so-secret secret ingredient.  I happen to like tomatoes, so I'm a happy camper, but if you don't, pick your dishes with care.  \n\nLike many places in Asian ghetto, I'm positive they've reduced their portion sizes over the years.  Lunch special is pretty cheap (rice and 2-3 items for ~$6), but the dish options are cooked in bulk and the quality is mediocre.  Thai ice tea is a lot of bang for your buck, but it's also extremely mediocre.  Complimentary hot thai tea in the back; get a cup from front at the cash register.  As with other popular Asian Ghetto restaurants, the wait at peak hours can take foreverrrr.  If you're really hungry or just impatient, you have the option of calling in before.  And don't forget: cash only cash only cash only!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mr0yjbRwb5itrYaIWlmgOw", "date": "2012-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fCo-h6JTRb3nrOc1VSHxNQ", "text": "The food is quite greasy...but it's delicious.  The portion is generous as well.  \n\nThe Pad Thai isn't that great. Instead, I recommend getting the Pad Kee Mow or Pad See Ew (excuse the spelling if it's totally off).  The combination basil fried rice is also really good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FHuPMIaGW5eadfiUBcRRJQ", "text": "Pad Se Ew.  And Pepper Garlic Tofu.\n\nGreat tasting food.  Really oily but hey you dont really go here for healthy food.\n\n4 stars because theres usualy not enough seating and you usually have to enjoy their great food to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VQcQYKomZljGNSljEYAs7A", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FIdqskPmuUbaW1kSK_sBdg", "text": "There are much better Thai places around Berkeley to eat at.  I guess this place gets alot of its business due to convenience located in the high traffic area of the Asian Ghetto.  I still eat here due to that reason, but I stick with what I know- the Pad Se Ew.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LRu6qFBVdQwIaianzGM-Gw", "date": "2007-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FJ222j0vYbaq7qpw4B99Dg", "text": "3.5 stars\n**YELP please change your rating system so we can give partial stars**\n\nThis was a frequent dining spot for me in Berkeley. I only order their pepper garlic chicken. Its that good that I wouldn't want to try anything else. Service can be a bit slow at times compared to the other places in the Asian ghetto.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QFbCFPEP6aUhvrgyvmVXyw", "date": "2006-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fnWFmZ2TDx_MLglrZnPHXw", "text": "Greasy thai cuisine pretty much sums up Thai Basil. The food is good and the price is arguably right (except for $8 dishes of fried rice). Classics like pad thai and pad see ew are crowdpleasers, and the wait is usually okay despite busy lunch and dinner hours. They accept credit cards and phone orders, so that's a big extra in my book.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fP43_luqQYJ7tO195Hm_ig", "text": "I only recently tried Thai Basil for the first time and am now incorporating it into my regular lunch rotation.  What I have ordered off the menu has been flavorful and fresh, and the lunch special - while obviously less fresh - allows you to try a variety of things and is a pretty good deal as well. \n\nI'll admit that 4 stars is a rating that may be partially inflated as a result of comparing Thai Basil to other places in the Telegraph corridor, many of which I can hardly tolerate anymore.  But I think that's fair; why compare it to the best sit-down Thai places?  If you're near UC Berkeley's campus, want Thai food, and like the idea of sitting outside to eat it, this is the place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "azxhj3pjDOTLPUIsjjinbg", "date": "2009-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fSqpC-I2dfmh_yKJvc2Fag", "text": "Yay for Thai Basil!  They have a wide, wide selection of Thai food, and is pretty large yet cozy inside.  They serve hot tea, which is always a plus in my book.\n\nI would avoid the appetizer spring rolls - definitely a menu item that is not worth your money.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tGgTIueZy1JNTzQD9rkZLQ", "date": "2008-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FS-zqpAO_OSNOsVQMUc6WA", "text": "Thai food is great but lines can get very overwhelming and long. Damn Uc students lol j/p over all I give it a 9 out of 10", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7hcTjkiihINg-gcMD9r8yQ", "date": "2010-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FTogOYc_Clu9FWhFtGPuaA", "text": "Ok first thing... This place is for a quick grab. Nothing fancy at all. It's more like pay first and wait for ur food at a window. The bathroom is pretty ghetto, u need to give them your Id so they give you this key and u walk into an alley thing to go to the bathroom lol.\n\nOk Im giving it a 5 star bc regardless of how ghetto this place looks, their food is cheap and legit. Cooked by real Thai fellas. Their pad Thai, is by far one of the best pad Thai I ever had. Taste even better than a lot of fancy Thai restaurants. If ur in the area and looking for a quick grab, this is the place. O ya I forgot their Thai tea is legit. 1.50 can't beat that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6wIAvH2_GfUZG5SN3lMoSw", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fUrD96B0vgWBrPV89CwdIw", "text": "It's $7 total for a big a$$ meal that you can split between two, or get leftovers that last well. Although the portions have been getting smaller lately :( They also have free tea :)\n\nTheir pineapple curry chicken, thom kha soup, and this spicy green bean dish with chicken that I forget the name of are my favorites. I love that they have pics of the food on the menu.\n\nOn the other hand, their chicken is terrible quality, and the people are somewhat rude. The wait is not 30 minutes though; look inside, if there's five people in line you'll have a 15 min wait for your food, if there's more and you're in a rush, don't go.\n\nTo the haters: this is the best of Asian Ghetto, it's not a 5 star restaurant, it's a good deal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bP3d8owFQT795t3Vdv2c2g", "date": "2009-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fv3bQyHs3EJrlyq_a5mh1A", "text": "BBQ pork.  Pad thai with chicken.  Basil fried rice chicken.  Shared between two people (with about half left to take home for seconds).  Heaven.\n\nDo you occasionally have to wait too long?  Yes.  Are they completely unwilling to give you one or two extra large plates?  Yes.  In fact, it'd probably be easier to get them to give you a kidney.\n\nBut the food?  Incredible.  The best thai food I've ever had.  Better than every place in Berkeley.  Every place in SF.  And, oh yeah, everywhere in Thailand.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A3-X_jDU54DOMOsw1FuqDw", "date": "2011-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fvg3cmAOXcpQSvwtAfK7Yg", "text": "I am really appalled that this place has 3 and a half stars.  Three years ago I was introduced to the heavenly goodness that is Thai food.  \n\nAnd then I met Thai Basil.\n\nSince then I have tried countless Thai places (I'm not kidding, like 50) and no place compares to this one.  The food is amazing and the price is ridiculously cheap.  Also, I've read some reviews that say that the pad thai is \"so-so.\"  HA!  Who do you think you are?  Better yet, where have you been eating?  The Pad Thai, Basil Fried Rice Chicken and BBQ Pork (moo yang) are the best!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kO4IWMmjUWkgKcqfxHFNDQ", "date": "2008-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G0_cUMS7bAE8Cpriseyk0A", "text": "I really want to like this place... especially since it's so well-loved by many college students in the area. I really have to disagree - their food is greasy and it always leaves me feeling funny afterwards. I had the yellow curry and the fried rice and both are just not up to par with what Thai food should taste like. I will continue going to San Francisco for some real Thai food... until Berkeley comes up with something better.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZG7ClZJkc2EmZoQ2YLUq6w", "date": "2012-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g0j3p5s-Rioxv6f88syIpQ", "text": "Service is slow and the lady at the counter isnt very nice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "d-eC6HbhVs6Rsr2SjM-F1g", "date": "2012-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G4Cd7wczy1jN5D3qfijqKg", "text": "I've been to Thai Basil a few times and I'm not a fan of the customer service and general environment, but I'm giving this place 3 stars because the food is O.K.. So far I've gotten Pad Thai, Pumpkin Curry (during Thanksgiving, I believe), Eggplant Chicken, and Red Curry. They have good portions, but there's definitely MSG in their foods, which is a major turn off. You'll feel thirsty for hours afterward.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G56AynV9ksk6MzfS-Tk3EA", "text": "One of the few places here that takes credit card. That in itself is enough to keep me coming. I would say their best dish is either the pad see ew or the basil chili chicken. The former is delicious flat noodles with chicken and broccoli, with a sauce that's more sweet than savory. Chicken tends to be a little dry though. The latter is pure delicious on a cold day - just the right amount of heat while being a little sweet. Maybe I have a sweet tooth. Either way, this place is good times. \n\nLong waits are only a problem if you come during a normal lunch hour. During the school year, it will be empty at 11:59 and packed at 12:05 as everyone gets out of class. Time it like a starcraft pro.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dRSz0aNLiHOPp4sU5dms5g", "date": "2009-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gBMZyvnEC7FnVK-B7tudPw", "text": "Best Thai in Berkeley. Found this gem by mistake. Def going back next time we are in town.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_wwi3NDhc0Fn0d7gnIoQKw", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g_d1wKkcYSLCOuDlTleG6Q", "text": "Love this place!  Its cheap and its super delicious.  When I go back to the bay area to visit I manage to find my way over here for a random lunch and nothing has changed since i lived nearby.  Its still wonderful!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nYr9KikI4cF4FpF0zx5xSQ", "date": "2009-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GEajhamjlyXv-3lT1LqB4A", "text": "This is my favorite place in \"Asian Ghetto,\" hands down.  There are numerous other Thai places around the UC Berkeley area but this one is my go-to place for quick, cheap Thai food without sacrificing quality.  \n\nI've tried a variety of dishes there, but the ones I tend to get the most are the Tom-Kha Noodle Soup and the Eggplant Basil Chicken.  I also sometimes like to get the Rad-na noodles or Red Curry.  Most dishes cost around $6.50 plus tax.  You can also substitute different meats for no extra cost unless you want shrimp.  Not only is the food good, but the service is also generally fast.  I usually don't have to wait more than 10 minutes to get my order.  Waiting isn't a big deal anyway since you can walk over to Quickly/Sweethearts to pick up a boba while you wait.  \n\nIn addition, they take credit card!  This may seem like no big deal elsewhere, but most places in Asian Ghetto are cash only or charge extra for credit.  To-go orders are very nicely packaged (especially in terms of the noodle soup entrees) and the staff is very friendly for people who don't speak English that well.  The location is great - 1.5 blocks from the UC Berkeley campus and close to the Unit dorms.  I don't go to UC Berkeley anymore, but next time I visit I will make sure to come back here!\n\nUPDATE 12/09/11: Knocked off a star because they don't take credit card anymore! :[", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GyQP7eZZxS_9rMXqCOq-nw", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gfxAPdyGHV5IKdpJkpxRYw", "text": "As a broke college student, I was excited to find the \"Asian Ghetto\". The prices at Thai Basil were reasonable and the food was good. I always got the Pad Thai so am not the biggest expert when it comes to other dishes. I highly recommend trying this place out when you are having a craving for some thai food!  The place is small but her is plenty of seating outside to people watch on a nice day!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GWQbp-VEg7vLv2Sl5h4LJw", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GjQDLdYswM3IZ79NwF2Qmw", "text": "This is a fairly tasty Thai place in the Asian Ghetto. But as a Berkeley student, I'm starting to get sick and tired of this food court. \n\nHowever, sometimes service can be a little slow, and sometimes I'm skeptical at how clean they are in their kitchen. :/", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GY5bI_zM3jDs9a1402EWUg", "text": "I love this place. I went here probably once a week during college, and never tired of it. To be clear, this is cheap thai food and it tastes like cheap food. That being said, it is really delicious, flavorful, hit-the-spot, cheap thai food. I love their panang curry and pad see ew, but really everything is pretty good, and the portions are HUGE. I even took my parents (nothing else was open) and they liked it too. \n\nOnly two minor gripes (which are not bad enough to ever deter me from going): cash only and food can take a while to come out. \n\nFinally, the place has no ambiance, but if you're looking for good take-out thai, this is the place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k7fzzdQX9s0DDZbsU2diuA", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hb-aw694ye0vAHYqdXK0UQ", "text": "Thanks Yelp sticker for not steering me wrong!! We wondered upon Thai Basil Cuisine and got just what we had hoped for tasty food that was filling. For two meals and drinks we ended up with a $20+ bill which seemed a little high but we could have easily had lunch the next day had we been willing to carry it home on the shuttle. We had a decent wait since the place was packed with local college kids but I did not experience any of the rudeness that the previous Yelpers mentioned when placing my order.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ap5kQAgmzoOIUMxQLQOisw", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hergQXcUDbw0LH2V5imeJQ", "text": "This place is HELLA good! \n\nThey have a million different dishes and lots of vegetarian options. The pad thai and cashew tofu are AWESOME! \nIt's also very affordable with good portions.\n\nIf you don't like this place it's probably because you don't have a tongue.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_sr0frUQfY3Kp7nVXw3B3A", "date": "2007-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HG0ALbZjXc4F4Xo6AWL2WA", "text": "Delicious, greasy, cheap, filling. 4 magical words that, when used in combination, mandated a place to be visited weekly as a starving college student. The pad see ew here is really great and the I liked the fried rice dishes as well. For really refined curries and entrees, fancy dates and such, there are other places in Berkeley to go to (Thai House). But for an everyday eat, this is a mainstay. I hope this place never changes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hjbljNSmdUW8R34UiIm9Bg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hmGcNl7W-ZTAoyghBhkRbw", "text": "This place (my favorite-est in asian ghetto) has the best pineapple fried rice I've ever tasted. It's... I just can't describe the yummyness, you'll just have to try it yourself!\nDownside is that it might be a tad expensive given there is no waiter service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wrqO-bmyLZZpjDExUvjPCg", "date": "2008-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hpDQPZiJhnHulUJY9IkhVg", "text": "I've been to Thai Basil three times, and each time has been underwhelming to bad.\n\nThis time I ordered the Pad Kee Moa.  The dish was almost flavorless.  Making the dish somewhat appetizing required extensive use of chili sauce, but this could not salvage it.  My meal became the effective equivalent of plain noodles and Sriracha, a meal I could make at home for less than a dollar (though, of course, I never would).\n\nThe broccoli, bell pepper, and onions were not merely semi-cooked, which would be acceptable for a stir-fried dish, but raw.  This would be somewhat understandable if I had gone during one of Thai Basil's daunting rush hours, but there was only one girl eating in the restaurant when I ordered.  This Pad Kee Moa was a creation of the chef's undivided attention.\n\nThai is my favorite type of cuisine, but if I had first eaten it at Thai Basil I might have been reluctant to ever try it again.   The best Thai restaurant I've ever eaten at is in Berkeley, and just a few blocks down Telegraph.  If you dislike Thai food because of Thai Basil, give Racha Cafe on Dwight and Telegraph a try.  And if you actually like Thai Basil, you deserve something better.  The chef at Racha actually seems to give attention to the food, and the flavors of the dishes are beyond my ability to describe, so I won't try.\n\nIt's incomprehensible to me that Thai Basil has found such a niche with the student community that it's consistently considered a good restaurant, let alone the \"Best Thai Food in Berkeley\" as several plaques proclaim.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9EcLEkPv_9FwtrQTVR2iBA", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i29Yl87TpnAu-F3SesO0Jg", "text": "This is pretty much my favorite thai place that i've tried in Berkeley in the past few months. \nI love:\nPra rama chicken\nVeggie  and non veg Pad Thai\nSpicy thai basil catfish (fave)\nchicken skewers", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PwTQtUd78Dn3FkwRFDTOgQ", "date": "2010-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IALyoaJfzbu4iSA0d8jf5g", "text": "Probably my favourite place in the Asian Ghetto, I loved the green curry with chicken, and usually got an iced to with it, loved it, kept going back again and again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aI3LwKWW__SyNnDiMc-cFw", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IDX-cjDArLZKLWjGft-4ZQ", "text": "people claim this place is inexpensive, but I beg a differ. It seems like a lot of money to pay for greasy chinese-style thai food. I'm always asked my opinion on this place when people find out I'm Thai. But I say nay to thai basil. I suppose people need their pad thai fix, and rich Cal students don't care about buying overpriced fast food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VEeR7URUcuoS4aJeHkwQwA", "date": "2009-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iINGHGgpYFkxctsKLqrMvA", "text": "I used to go to Thai Basil all the time my freshman year at Cal just for the Pad Thai.  It was reasonably priced and I thought it was pretty dang good; of course, I never had Pad Thai elsewhere to which I could compare it but I didn't care.\n\nI went to eat there with my family last summer after we finished showing my grandmother around campus.  She was visiting us from another country and she was tired, so we didn't want to go very far for food (rice, in particular).  I suggested Thai Basil-- good Pad Thai, bound to have rice, less than a five-minute walk from campus.  It seemed perfect....It wasn't.  After patiently waiting in the slow-moving line for about ten minutes, it was finally my turn to order.  I ordered for my family and then remembered that I still needed to order rice.  I didn't know they had multiple sizes, so when the lady at the register asked me what size I wanted, I asked her (politely, I might add) how big the sizes were because I didn't want to get too much and waste it.  She rolled her eyes, dramatically threw her arms down to her sides and sighed before she walked over to where their rice containers were.  Initially, I felt bad and thought I should have just said medium to be safe.  When she came back, however, and shoved each container in my face while rudely telling me each size as if I were a small child, I didn't feel bad at all.  I just said I didn't want any of them, paid for the food I already ordered, and left.  \n\nI haven't gone back since, especially after satisfying my Pad Thai urges elsewhere.  Compared to other places around Berkeley that are just as convenient to eat at, Thai Basil is mediocre.  Mediocre food + terrible service = no thank you.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "PRys9cwafodOKmrgpupP_Q", "date": "2010-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ik5gaiIcigFG_xEbYZvB1A", "text": "Expensive, long lines, and a lady who's so rude you want to strangle her with a rice noodle...but the food is good. I've heard from thai people at Cal that the quality isn't that authentic but I grew up eating American style thai food - give me my pad thai with a bag's worth of C&H please! \nThey could definitely give you more per plate tho I feel like. Additionally, they don't keep fresh limes in stock and use limeade instead. I recommend their Basil fried rice, pad thai, pas see ew and pad kee mao.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9iPA6-q9roQ2MLAaljiQvQ", "date": "2009-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iMtbhdL0fZPV3CjEEQdi6w", "text": "I like this place. Cheap, good and fast!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gCY-4cNBHRHqln3lJzhg6w", "date": "2011-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ImyPWzHDmvu03-VRAfxUqA", "text": "Besides Gypsy's, it's the only other place most people walk into after circling the Asian Ghetto seven times.\n\npad see ew is literally, pad see EWW, but I guess the pepper garlic chicken is OKAYYY...I'd rather have it actually taste like garlic and walk around with canttalktoyou breath than to have it drenched in grease though... I guess that's what the cucumber slices are for.\n\nTheir curries are also coated with a layer of floating oil on top...just imagine that layer solidified under your skin, okay?! Toxic FAT. Your body is a temple (Thai temple if you wish), don't soil it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "M1CoMdlEFktYLIXBTXWzsA", "date": "2008-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iok_gDjAUlKu3BI7Lx6IAw", "text": "Don't know why it's so good nor why it is one of my favorite Thai places, but it is.  This small \"hole in the wall\" place by UC Berkeley is a must for me.  The only thing I ever get from here is their Pad See Ew- which may be the best I've ever had.  \n\nIt is a tiny place and you wouldn't expect such goodness to come from such a place, but oh my yum- it's so good!  I've never been disappointed here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IVr7HN1qmSzoBHQF1sEfVA", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IrnIfouJ2IZtK0THolsHig", "text": "Not my favorite in the \"Asian ghetto\" on Durant, but a lot of people I know really like it. The pad-thai is good, but I'm always lured into the other restaurants which just seem more attractive for some reason.  But the eggplant is Soo good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iu_1f22IRMfr8n6hpmdSBA", "text": "4 stars for their Garlic Pepper Chicken (45a), lol, that's all I ever got here, don't know why I didn't branch out more. They heap on plenty of MSG that is tough to see, but it sure tastes great later.\n\n-1 star for taking a long time, longer than they should. It's up to a 30-minute wait at some times.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wCSlnMsSapVZfAJ-hKmKQA", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j2hMQhATb-UUfHR3BhLHVQ", "text": "Good price, but as one yelper also wrote, I got the wrong order, but decided not to complain mainly because I wasn't going to be coming back again.  We were looking for Bear Ramen, but it happened to be closed on this particular Sunday, so we ended up at the Thai restaurant.  We saw a lot of people in and out and thought the food must be good.  It was okay, but  there are probably better places in the area with a more friendlier cashier.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6m54nq7IilsWW2wXEd4Vkg", "date": "2008-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JaCF7_t9oIK3NZTZAWcSdg", "text": "The food here is SO bomb...but it's an oily deliciousness as opposed to a healthy deliciousness. Nonetheless it is undoubtedly my favorite restaurant in Asian Ghetto. \n\nAlso, you can order your food by phone and it'll be ready for pick up in approx 15 minutes. \n\nMinus one star for only accepting cash.\n\nIf you're a first timer here, you can't go wrong with Pad Kee Mow or Pad See Ew!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f6QMFcwDqsqKgLyWCsZwuA", "date": "2012-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jMHwJMJE_p6wpa7F-jR6eQ", "text": "Been coming here since over 2 years ago. Perfect restaurant for poor starving students. For $7, I can get a very filling and delicious meal the likes of Basil/Curry Fried Rice Chicken or Basil Eggplant Chicken. No need to pay tips even if you eat here because you pay at order time.\n\nCall in to order if you intend to come during peak hours, so that you can bypass the line.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gpwo-SwhZSnTBJdARBS6eA", "date": "2010-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jr_RJ7Qc-9e6wNhMTLfCAA", "text": "Despite the hoards of college kids you have to make your way through, I always love coming to Thai Basil for my thai food fix.... even 3 years after I graduated.\n\nCombination basil fried rice: BEST fried rice everrrr. Top it off with a little bit of chili sauce, the best. Has seafood, all meats, peppers and onions with the hint of thai basil.... makes me salivate just thinking about it.\n\nPad see ew: 2nd dish I usually order, sometimes the quality varies depending on how busy they are but generally a decent pad see ew, and I'm never realyl disappointed with this.\n\nChicken and Eggplant basil: I love eggplant and its texture, so if you're not normally a fan of eggplant well then, I feel bad for you. This dish is kind of oily but so so good still. Eggplant can be a little soft but on a good day it is PERfect. \n\nParking is always a b*tch, so just plan to park far and walk it, or circle around for days, esp if you are coming during some kind of Cal event.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AG15AcqZ2rd06BV5nNFXlw", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JUtFE1Jqjbit8H6D5pTtCQ", "text": "Good cheap Thai food.  I'm a fan of the peanut chicken here. Although, it takes a while to get your food when it's busy and the people at the register are rude, but whatever it's inexpensive and relatively good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nnbm3A-CPWYQpsdsy0ZQRg", "date": "2010-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J-w2bGoe012w9He5eZL9ww", "text": "I've been going to Thai Basil for years. I don't know why I haven't written a review yet. \n\nTheir pad ke mow and pepper garlic chicken is some of the best I've ever had. \n\nThe only downside is that the prices are about $2 high per entree for Berkeley campus food. \n\nLove this place though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "--4q8EyqThydQm-eKZpS-A", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jYoT0KgJdtDWe8rvQtO2gw", "text": "Pros:\nDecent thai food\n\nCons:\nrelatively expensive (7~8$) for the amount of food they serve\nexpect to wait 10+ mins for your food in rush hour.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "b46m-0uCf07pVOmbynolGw", "date": "2008-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jztRplHhs8ii_cGrXupfrg", "text": "Hands down, my favorite place in Berkeley!  Great Thai food, big portions, cheap prices - this place is a winner.  I have eaten here so many times while I was a student at Berkeley and keep coming back even now when I crave Thai food.  All of my friends love this place too and I've never met a Berkeley student who hasn't eaten here :)\n\nMy favorite dish is the basil eggplant chicken, although I've never tried a bad dish here.  \n\nThe atmosphere is not the greatest, it's a very casual place, but the food is great and you can always do take out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cRq8FrZl_sErjqiqizME6w", "date": "2009-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KAZw3m08cnc3wN26Y07Q3w", "text": "This place is like a guilty pleasure. And it is not without due reason. \nOpen late. Fast service. And good food. What's not to like?\n\nThe fried rice is pretty bomb. But a tad heavy on the basil side.\n\nI usually get the pad see ew and its on general pretty good, though its not as consistant as i would like, sometimes ending up a little greasy\n\nLocated in Durant Food court, formerly known as asian ghetto, its a pretty good location.\n\nThere is also a lot of seating inside. Its a pretty chill place...you can study, watch a few games, i don't think its ever a packed house, most people just grab the food and bounce", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t0T6400Fc7FO89kqLURBBQ", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KEAWp2ZYI7pcFZTo-gsNrA", "text": "A little Thai place tucked into that plaza of Asian places on Durant near Telegraph. \r\n\r\nFood: Pretty much your standard issue Thai food. Nothing life changing or out there, but tasty, and the portions are large. A great place to come if you're hungry and you want something flavorful. \r\n\r\nTheir lunch special is also a great deal, where you get to choose two dishes from a rotating set of three (say, pad thai, pineapple chicken curry and cashew tofu) for about five dollars. \r\n\r\nService: Pretty standard. They take your order, the food comes, you eat it. It does tend to get a bit crowded during the lunch rush hour from about 11:30 to 1 though. \r\n\r\nOverall: There's nothing particularly memorable about this place (I had to think a little before I remembered the actual name... normally I just refer to it as \"that Thai place in the Asian place\"), but you always need those places you can drop in and have a quick, cheap, satisfying lunch.  Gets extra credit for being a hop, skip and a jump from South Hall.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HiaZBl6M20BcisSgakQSgw", "date": "2006-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k-EC833hETGbD6fgoJKAKg", "text": "A great place for cheap and very good Thai food. Its located right near CAL and shopping corners on Telegraph and Durant. Its surrounded by other food joints but i always prefer Thai Basil. The menu is pretty big with pretty good options. One thing is the appetizers, i don't recommend them. They're not worth your money.\n\nYum!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C_thP4YWglRiQdLWSH0j3Q", "date": "2009-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KeSajZV4yHCTCV250ToUKQ", "text": "Evan's Thoughts\n\nThai food lovers unite!\n\nCentrally located for the UC Berkeley student, this Thai place is exceptional.  I know my Thai food and this place knew exactly what they were doing.  \n\nI usually get pad thai (a personal favorite) but I decided to get the chicken kar parma (spelling?) instead.  It is an extremely good chicken dish, with white rice and a lovely peanut sauce.\n\nOne of the best parts of the whole experience...$8 for dinner!  This is the place to go for the Berkeley student on a budget, looking for amazing thai food.\n\nHappy Eating!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZpnA9ZDunx6LwHIo7Gw8wg", "date": "2010-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KfKJsfI7JmlbG9bPft1v9g", "text": "Every time I go to Asian ghetto people are always flocking over to Thai Basil. I'm not the biggest fan of Thai food, but I do enjoy eating what is popular so I gave it a shot. It was so whatever and \"Meh. I've experienced better.\" It was so spot on 2 stars it's not even funny.\n\nI'm not just being biased against Thai food, but I give it 2 stars knowing it's Thai food that I typically don't like. The food takes a long time and the lady at the register is just straight up rude. If good service is important to you, then you definitely won't find that here.\n\nFor college students Asian ghetto is a great location and it does have a nice flat screen TV if you enjoy watching something while eating. I suggest phoning in if you just want the food, which is not bad, I suppose. But remember to BRING CASH!\n\nthe Great,\nGumZ", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ViAczEMmp3WQDxX0z6TwKA", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kG_s3mk5WaWlx9mydQbNkQ", "text": "Yum! Cute little place to fix your Thai craving!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OB9IrU-PGqSQxx6qjneZ8w", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kmzRZ4fQvYEhKyCgfg04ug", "text": "Ask any Berkeley student what food they miss most, and Thai Basil is guaranteed to be in the top 5. This place has it all.\n\nOpen past midnight? Yes.\nVegetarian Selections? Yes.\nSpicy? Yes\nCheap? Yes\n\nIf you want a serious kick order any of the dishes \"5 star spicy\". I particularly enjoy the tofu panang curry, the pad thai, the basil chicken, the pineapple fried rice, the green bean tofu, the ... There is probably nothing bad on this menu.\n\nTo top it all off they have complimentary hot steeped tea to drown out the spice when it becomes too much to take.\n\nThe only con is that they accept cash only, but there is a convenient BofA ATM about 50 feet down the street.\n\nPRO TIP\n---------------------\nCall in your order and it will be ready when you arrive. Otherwise be prepared for a 10-15 minute wait even during slow times.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GK1XwSNvkENudN9IvD4LzQ", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-KSZFnOwvhxjpO6PPPXwtg", "text": "i had the pineapple fried rice. quite ordinary, but kind of oily.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kTqT00Unn2p152u4mgPkeQ", "text": "Excellent Thai food - I recently went for a visit after graduating and leaving Berkeley for a few years. It is still very much the same taste as before. It is a shame that they no longer accept credit cards. We had pineapple fried rice and garlic chicken. Good stuff. The food is slightly slow but worth the wait.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u-0mYi0t5Pp1m97Qo-tOHw", "date": "2011-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KTy0yZJV9fknj8peYUwTQw", "text": "One of my favorite Thai restaurants. Really good pad-see-eew...i just always wish there were more of it. Also good comfort food. Good panang and yellow curries, too. I try to eat here once a week.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C9C8vxY0ACVXpM8OArhR7w", "date": "2009-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KUjO520TMb2MqrHLb2vyhg", "text": "Cheap, convenient, tasty, well-spiced, and good-sized menu and portions.  It's always a good go-to when you need a quick meal with great flavors.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "25lrlCp87N0jG8XMF75_Rg", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KY4tWCD8juMRWPQOXkI7XQ", "text": "This is my most-frequented restaurant in Berkeley. The food is cheap and tasty. I love the Pad Thai and the Spicy Basil Chicken is awesome. Spicy enough to get your nose running but not so spicy that you burst into flames before the meal is over. Delicious, cheap, and my favorite part of the \"Asian Ghetto\"!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9SuJe9fykKKquv-cSBKdcQ", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k-YCd49KmQTn_EAhO2ORhQ", "text": "Great food. I am personally a fan of the Chili Chicken. Great price for the portion. However, they did get my order wrong a couple of times but were kind enough to change it. Wouldn't advise going at peak hours (i.e. lunch and dinner).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a0l0XROehSUPgUosfcBRMw", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l4xMhLwRPCTjif9EKMHtTA", "text": "delicious pad see ew", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CPku11eCgUQ-Ebpkw-g01Q", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lbejiiMmeL5ko83Zz3D4lg", "text": "Good place for Thai to-go. \nCheap, fast and tasty.\nI never have to wait more than 10' for the food.\nReally big portion for the price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fRkQJ5nMYN8iMgmDle5EbA", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lCOve9UzrM_5jJQzLr4vJw", "text": "Dude, Thai Basil is pretty good! I had low expectations for this place when the bf first took me here, but after coming here a good 4-5 times, I have not been disappointed!\n\nI recommend the Pad Thai (generic I know, but hey it's good) and the curries. The Basil chicken is also great. The reason why I especially love the Pad Thai here is because they have tofu, prawns, AND chicken all together! At all the other Thai restaurants I've been to you usually only have one choice to choose from.\n\nThe prices are really reasonable too! Perfect for a college student's budget ;). The only downside is the long lines and wait time so go early to avoid the crowds!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qdrwD5tHDh2fi2H8DiWhMA", "date": "2009-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LeT8LSXKL739jfZgih3ycA", "text": "I love this place... it's super greasy and pretty cheap, and delicious!!! I've only tried a handful of things on the menu because once I find dishes I like, it's difficult for me to branch out to try others. I get cravings for their Pad Kee Mao, Basil Fried Rice, and (occasionally) their Eggplant Tofu. It's basically my comfort food whenever I crave something greasy and satisfying.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MMdfAdd310RPZ0_5PH5Q_w", "date": "2008-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lf_y_raNUtK50zJSJ_Upxw", "text": "Better and cheaper than most Thai places here in Berkeley. I usually get the Pad Thai, Pineapple Fried Rice, or the lunch special here.\n\nThe Pad Thai is always very flavorful and not bland at all like other places, the portion that you get is quite large, and the bean sprouts are cooked in. What isn't so great about the Pad Thai is that sometimes your order comes out a bit too soggy and every single time, the shrimps (count them: two) are overcooked to death. I also wish that they could have crushed peanuts available at the table when you eat in. Peanuts are always a huge plus with any Thai dish. \n\nThe lunch special that they have is pretty special. Two or three items plus rice for $5.75 (tax included). Compared to other places like Le Chevals, you get a ton of rice here. For the two or three items that you can choose, you choose from the ones that they decide to make that day, which always includes Pad Thai, and sometimes curry, garlic chicken, or other stuff I've yet to have. \n\nThough they have three people in the back cooking, on a busy day, your order can take up to 20 minutes or so.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2010-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LmxjDsYgP3dTUT45U-2E3g", "text": "Baby, I want you, all night, every night. Me and you, it'll be okay, lights off or on, it's okay, whatever you like. It's okay. Whatever you like, just me and you pad-see-ew, me and you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_MIGN2Vy6z0w7fXALKbgaw", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l-wzphFgJ2ZaGFGgflocIA", "text": "The kitchen works like a machine.  You can see everything the cooks are doing (which i always appreciate).  I honestly think they're all related because it seems they're always yelling at each other; doesn't matter - the food comes fast, consistent, and perfectly spicy.  Not the best Thai food, but for the price and speediness, I'm back every two weeks :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "96RU_e7Kn-pbDTR0yhY0Lw", "date": "2009-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m5XY6nPc9wfeFa6HF-qGog", "text": "All I've got to say is \"SPICY CATFISH WITH EGGPLANT\" All time favorite. Got my daughter and Hubby hooked on it. Been to many great thai places but this is the only one where I can remember the address? lolz :) There coconut curry soups are great, eggplant basil chicken is delicious too. It takes a minute to get your food to go since it is cooked to order. You want to go when the students aren't  there for lunch.\n\nThere is a place next to it my hubbie used to love called Steve's bbq which looks HELLA dirty but he's now a fan of thai basil.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N37hLd8DeORPH0sk2dboig", "date": "2008-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MbmUATmLe8_872slS4yLzw", "text": "#1. Two years in Berkeley, and I've never stopped by.  It's kind of embarrassing, especially when I live on the south side of campus.  So I decided to pay you a visit.\n\nWhat do you get with chicken, shrimp, crushed peanuts, and thin flat noodles?  Amazing pad thai.  The lady at the counter wasn't the nicest person, but I can take affordable comfort food over a little frustration any day.  I dropped by your place the next day to get the combination fried rice.  I eat a lot, but one order can last two meals for me!  That makes $4+/meal.  Not bad at all.  I would recommend you to go a little easy on the MSG.  The food was authentic and delicious, but I had to chug a water bottle to quench my thirst!  Nevertheless, you are now officially my go-to place in Asian Ghetto.  Sorry, neighbors, I made a new friend down the block.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qEdxnnadZ2tcU9JOXjnGdw", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mcjirNKR5GnrDUPykou2iA", "text": "They give you enormous portions for cheap prices and the food isn't bad. It's also not particularly special, but if you're a poor hungry college student and you need a quick and satisfying bite to eat before you head back to the library, this is probably right up your alley. In fact I think this entire alley (a.k.a the asian ghetto) is right up you ralley. \n\nIf you're a grad student at UC Berkeley, be prepared to feel very old, the entire area is basically a freshman hangout.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kEdrzgdSKTN-DkNJVL2OkQ", "date": "2010-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MGsVtgn8LATThnUl-ub7kg", "text": "A Berkeley classic. I would call this place the crown jewel of the UC Berkeley food ghetto. The food is cheap but still really good. I'm not a fan of curries but I have friends who are and they like them here. I like the ginger chicken and beef broccoli myself. The food does take kinda long to prepare, but on sunny days you can sit and eat outside. \n\nThis place is as much Berkeley as Sather Gate.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JqrVuq8XcSI-VJF-T8HYJw", "date": "2008-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "miqxzsQ5j6DwElx5qodQ8Q", "text": "I love everything here!!!! So goooood. Too bad the quality goes down a bit during peak times (lunch, dinner) but otherwise it's SO good!\n\nDishes to get:\n-pad kee moa - ONLY GET THIS HERE and no where else in Berkeley!\n-pad thai\n-pad see ew is good too\n-pineapple fried rice", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mqd4UOElLB3Lb-ahf8bK-Q", "text": "Great food, decent price. Seating area is kinda small. The only reason I gave them 4 stars? One time they took 53 minutes to make my food (ok, I approximated)...  FIFTY THREE!!! What were they thinking? Though this has only happened once, it was enough for me to take off a star...\n\nKeep in mind that the place only takes Cash.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dNYy9I6fmt7_6jOtpAMh_A", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mQyNdoHOusjx2Vv0EOeyXg", "text": "The Pad Thai here is the only dish I order whenever I come to the Thai Basil. It's a pretty big portion for about 7-8 dollars, but I say it's worth it. It's big enough to share with 2 people and can satisfy your stomach for a couple of hours. Plus the pad thai is filled with lots of spices which adds an extra kick to it.\n\n- This place is usually opened late which is great for people who crave midnight snacks. Just be careful if you ever decide to come here at night because their might be a few homeless people lingering around trying to mob you. The last time I came here, a homeless man talked to me and my friends for about ten minutes explaining to us that UC Berkeley was corrupted. So just be aware of your surroundings the next time you decide to pay a visit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NMDayrA20FC7OZXPUbNZZQ", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mr2mKgqO8z4BWko7sVLLdw", "text": "Tofu curry fanatic seeks feel-good Thai.\n\nThe fact that this place is constantly packed speaks for itself: it's a hit!  The flavors and portions are great (I approximate  I got 36 cubic inches of beautifully-made white rice with my order of yellow curry.)  Curiously enough, there was no tofu in my TOFU yellow curry.  The veggie chunks are too big to soak up all the curry flavor.  \n\nVeggie spring rolls are Chinese-esque, and its companion peanut sauce was not that great.  I'd pass on this next time.\n\nFor the price, it was a nice meal.  The excess of flies don't exactly add to the ambiance.  At least a couple of people had their orders butchered, which you want to AVOID because the language barrier will just worsen the situation.  Check your stuff before leaving.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jEm2bOtR6oyDOdAuOhOEaQ", "date": "2008-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MS62Ubr-XBFw-ruZ2A7q9A", "text": "oh god do i miss this place.\n\nthai basil was my go to food when i was heading home from campus.  the pad see ew is the best i've ever had, and the pineapple rice is perfect.\n\nthe wait is usually super long, and good luck finding a table, but it'll be well worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dnHtqnan79rwDdbgET0Irg", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mXsSyfLsGlsIOC1LjgEHOg", "text": "Come here if you like to eat grease and msg. I'll admit that while you're eating it's like a drug - hits the spot on a cold day, on one of those lazy days you don't feel like cooking - but you pay for it about an hour and a half later when it seems as though you could drink Lake Eerie and still be thirsty. For your health, I don't recommend it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Wc4KQbyJOWv4U5ZmsekyEA", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "myGzOZJhVNGzXg4ntFgROA", "text": "What the heck are they putting in the sauce for the Basil Eggplant Chicken?!?  It is sooo addicting!  They also have one of the best Thai Iced Teas I've ever tasted too.  I think I ate this meal every week, if not ever other week, while I was at Berkeley.  I don't have the cravings any more but maybe that's a good thing since I'm about 400 miles away!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "62YhWbFZgfXUzWCcIiWgBQ", "date": "2009-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N0I2sak0ymHfpV1zZSUhpQ", "text": "Good food.  Good price.  Ok sizes. Takes a while.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mcbOSW8dlg3QE6-g7DfFcA", "date": "2009-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N1ljZfYLxEq1XTVTEhEd5A", "text": "This place is conveniently located in a food court near the UC Berkeley campus of Telegraph Ave.  My spicy basil red curry cat fish was definitely mouthwatering down to the last bite (even in its pool of grease), and I left feeling satiated from my hunger.   However, my cousin and I both felt the dehydrating effects of MSG as our afternoon of shopping progressed on Telegraph Ave.  \n\nNever mind the cafeteria style interior, and cash only policy.  It's quite appropriate for a hole-in-the wall college kid food joint, but MSG just rubs me the wrong way.  -no can do...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CMdFQ0y0zvzBS2x6tjZcWA", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N2AvNGZiKE7arFWrbEhwFg", "text": "I've come here twice and each time I get a stomach ache afterwards.  I'm always craving red thai curry so that's what I got both times (first time red curry+pumpkin; 2nd time red curry + chicken) and seriously my stomach is KICKING afterwards.  \n\nBut something tells me I'll probably continue to come here just because its so close to campus.  I never learn...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w501uxxLr-q5FGNpMI1Zsg", "date": "2010-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nahDHChfvnI9aT1S75F_mQ", "text": "This place is terrible.  It is the only Thai place located inside Asian ghetto, and their pineapple fried rice is decent.  However, the service is terrible.  Twice I got literally yelled at/scolded.  Once because I didn't bus my dishes to the right location, the second time because I asked for chopsticks with my to go order.  I came here again post graduation after a Cal football game and got the special, and the noodles were dry and the food all in all tasted old, like they prepared all the food at the butt crack of dawn and didn't replenish it as the day went on.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "r0yj7wRAs4mNSgp_OvvstA", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ndLuw9boIiCF3IKz-S9VzA", "text": "We had the Pad Thai. It was OK. Pineapple fried rice was very good. This curry with rice was also very good too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BVo10YwsqfZRSL-dVTpRVA", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nG6t-yZt7j28MMKW6QKgHg", "text": "Not the best thai place, but given the price, this is one place I have to swing by every few times I'm in Berkeley.  The service isn't particularly fast, but the food is certainly quite good (most of the time), and there's something soothing about being able to watch them make your food.\n\nMy personal favorites are the Pad See-Ew and Pad Kee-Mow (spelling may be terribly off, I'm afraid), as well as anything they make involving Basil.  Overall, pricing is good, food is good (if somewhat oily), and the servers haven't messed up my order before, which is already a good sign.\n\nThe only real downside is that sometimes the service takes...a bit long, but given the long lines, it's a forgivable offense.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QynVYiVDBAMJnKAK8pnc_g", "date": "2009-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "niFq6hzKY4sr0PLsitR8UQ", "text": "I used to go there quite often because a few of my friends like this place, but honestly, I never really liked the food very much. It is greasy and some dishes just are really not tasty at all, e.g. their Pad Thai. The staff is also not the most friendly, like when you ask for a box for you food they don't even reply or look at you.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "XzzFyIFLYw8AjhJtxVtMUw", "date": "2010-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nQqfkRx_pbyS1byWDFwy8g", "text": "As far as I can tell, the food served up at Thai Basil is pretty typical fast food Asian. Different from fast food Chinese, but not miles different.\n\nThat said, the food is good. Solid Asian food, sure to please most at the typical $5 to $6 price tag. And you get a lot for your money as well. Mountain of rice, plus whatever you decide to get \n(the seafood curry is pretty good if you're willing to splurge). The wait is usually 10 to 20 minutes, not too bad, but not good if you're in a hurry.\n\nSmall picky point: sometimes the curries are a tad too sweet. \"Sweet?!?!?!?!?!\" I hear you cry? Yes. Almost syrupy sometimes, but a forgivable offense, considering the price and overall quality.\n\nOverall, a great place for cheap, solid Asian food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wFJVXbiO-clyiom7KZ4gow", "date": "2007-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NR3oIA8pISnTXW8CDaFoVA", "text": "While Thai Basil isn't great Thai food, it's a good deal for the price, and probably your best bet in the Asian Ghet-- er, 'Durant Food Court'. While your food will take longer to arrive than at neighboring joints, it also tastes significantly better (no Mandarin House or Vietnam Village for me).\n\nI recommend the Pad Thai, the Garlic Pepper Chicken, and the Satay. The \"yellow curry\" isn't bad either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tnr0oku9aVuyI5XR5wnR4g", "date": "2007-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NrioQ4r_rYfkDPc1iP8PpQ", "text": "CASH ONLY \n\nThis isn't just another place named Thai Basil. Situated in a corner of the \"Asian Ghetto\" this place has some really cheap Thai food. They actually have a pretty big menu for such a small place. \n\nAs for the food, you get what you pay for. You get a decent amount of food but it is very salty and oily. I ordered some Tom Yum soup because it's my favorite and I wasn't feeling really hungry. It was pretty oily but the soup was overall good. Also, the portion is much bigger than a restaurant portion, so it ended up being pretty filling. Also, they don't skimp on the chicken or vegetables in the soup. \n\nThe bathroom... you're almost better off peeing your pants...almost. They also hold your phone hostage while you're in the bathroom. \n\nThey also have a lot of vegetarian food, as Thai places normally have a big selection of vegetarian food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "83-YTGFQHFH9JBf8YL9ywA", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-nsBjMjIcMEXUDRoj0zQxQ", "text": "My friend recommended this place to me a couple years ago when we were hungry after a club meeting. On his recommendation, I had the pepper garlic chicken, which was an excellent dish. Then I tried the pad thai and fell in love with it ever since. I also had some leftover fried rice of some sort that another friend left in my fridge, and heck, that was good too. I really don't see how you could go wrong with this place, and I've even seen the pad thai brought to an end-of-year class potluck.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_VMGbmIeK71rQGwOBWt_Kg", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NwS6JC6zEgrdHPiwUmNpug", "text": "This place gets five stars as far as the food is concerned and the only reason I am giving it 4 stars is because the people working there are just generally in a pissed off mood all the time. When the lady calls your number, she gives you about 1 second to get up there before she starts calling the number out repeatedly like you are moving far to slow. Not only that, but they just never seem to be in a good mood. I mean I have been there a good 10 times and they are always in the same mood. But, aside from that, seriously the food is delicious! Especially the BBQ pork dish and the Pad Thai. Both are amazing and the only reason I don't get Pad Thai every time, is because it is a little overwhelming at times. If you haven't been yet, and you like some good Thai food or are even looking for the closest place that has some good chinese food, this place comes close.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bUlOcQnweWdUFXtW548Zfw", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nZ_OCEG_SlEIvy2DAjjbrA", "text": "The best fried rice EVER!  I ordered combination fried rice every time.  Other dishes I tried are grilled pork, basil chicken, rad na noodle, pepper garlic chicken, curry shrimps.  All SOOOO GOOD. They used to accept credit card, but no longer.  I understand it completely.  I own my own business, and credit card companies charge a lot of fee...   And for the person who got their soup order in separate containers, you probably asked for to-go.  If they put broth in the noodle, the noodle will become mushy and absorb most of the broth after 10 minutes.  That's the reason why they have to separate the ingredients.\n\nLocation..yeah it's not that great.  Homeless hanging out outside, but if you can find a table inside, then it's fine  Otherwise, take it to go.\n\nPrice: cheap, large portion.\n\nOverall: cheap, good food. What can I say...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EOKUOmwA9-kkaoA7PrZ1cg", "date": "2011-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o9J55NEfu1pxtS916SqBXA", "text": "Along with Intermezzo, this is my favorite place around Cal! The Basil Eggplant Chicken is great, and the prices are pretty reasonable. Watch out though, some stuff on the menu isn't all that good. And the tea sucks.\nd", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1RgS1Hjo7MmARn0X-7SW0w", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_oCLJEwianQIBrS2sKoCzw", "text": "I love this place. Coming here after game days can be a complete cluster fuck as Jason j. said but, on the weekdays after a long day of work, this place is hard to beat. \nThe Thai Ice Tea is good, the pineapple fried rice is great and the pineapple curry is amazing. \nI'm not a foodie elitist and have a pretty lenient palette but regardless I know that I love this place and so will you foos. paece.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bp96aZmoQxJM-hKx2AP15A", "date": "2008-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OgIxuv_6gf2lMZIBK9xcDw", "text": "Lots of students but the food is great.  I would give it five stars except a) they insist on making everything fresh; for many people I know that's a plus, but for me, I just like having things fast.  You'll wait 5-10 minutes.  and b) If you order a drink they have to prepare behind the counter, they WILL forget when they serve the food, and you have to remind them.  But the food is great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E-qY6f9K10heNwFg9Du3jg", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oj4YBPK_i5v-Pdz0-8NXiA", "text": "My second favorite spot after Gypsy's in the Asian Ghetto. You gotta love the authentic grandma's in the back cooking with masks over their mouthes. The food's alright, nothing special, but it definitely is a good place to get some spicy food in the Berkeley area. The basil fried rice is one of my favorites on their menu, along with garlic pepper chicken.\n\nThis place is a little bit more pricier than the other spots in the Ghetto, and they usually take a little longer to get your food to you. If you want a better dining experience (sit down, no blums loitering, etc.), I'd recommend just going down the block to Thai House.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mWAZm-vaNZegD92gOqw-og", "date": "2009-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OM0TK_Y5zWPiZ8gG7Kt6bA", "text": "I love Thai Basil. It's not expensive, the portions are big and, most importantly, it's really delicious! The vegetables are never soggy and everything is freshly made. I definitely recommend the Pad See Ew or Pad Prik King or the wontons...or anything really! \n\nThey do take cash only, so make sure you stop by the ATM on the way there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2JpiRFyGaFkg-M4MGF8SZA", "date": "2012-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OQ0fLBhayw3zj9wHke5t6g", "text": "This place is a hair off the beaten path. It is hidden in the back of this deep covered area surrounded by other small restaurants. Judging by the 7 placards on the wall they have earned many awards and have been established here for over 10yrs. \nI had the Tom-kha noodle soup with chicken. I was very pleased with this dish. Even though it was a coconut milk based dish it wasn't too over powering or too rich which i liked. The portion size was just right. Not too much to where you felt stuffed after being done and not too little to where you are still a bit hungry. Overall it was delicious good food at a great price!\n\nAn added bonus to being right down the street from Cal is that this place has free wi-fi and water!! I'm actually doing the review in the restaurant!! Cool huh?! Plenty of seating too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K76dmjxtfvrbui_jeMAivQ", "date": "2009-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "osCRZdt7vPZYmc42O7tSgA", "text": "I wish I can give this 3.5 stars... \n\nWhat else can I say? This is definitely my go-to Thai food place in Berkeley. I love thai food and I've hit up a lot of the thai places around Berkeley, and though I do enjoy most of them, this place is still my go-to place. I don't even think it's necessarily the best food, but it's solid, fairly cheap, and located in AG so it's my natural choice. \n\nTheir food is good and really satisfies a craving. Their curries are pretty good too, but their pad thai is definitely the best on their menu. I don't know why people would get the fried rice there because you can get that for a few dollars cheaper and better at the Bear Ramen House next door. 9/10 times i've been here, I've ordered the pad thai and I've never been disappointed. \n\nAs a cheap college student, I wouldn't call this place cheap, but it's decently priced, especially for thai food in the area. I always think pad thai would only be around 6 dollars, but it always ends up at almost 8 with tax. Also. the wait is long so you should order first, light up, and then come back for the food. \n\nHowever, if you're looking for a good sit down thai place similar in quality and price, you should also hit up Berkeley Thai House. Honestly, I think all thai food is good so I might have lower standards but both these places are pretty good. I usually only order pad thai but I've had the curry at both places and it's pretty good. the only difference is that thai basil is better for take-out i think. I've only dined at thai basil once and I think they give you more when you order it to go. \n\nBut yes, if you get the woman cashier, she's not a nice woman at all. the man is definitely nicer. in the end though, service doesn't matter as much as the food, and this place is a solid 3.5", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OTSiCS4GiCUQUf9JXGpNJw", "text": "This might be a bit of a shocker for some people but after living in Berkeley for 4 years and becoming addicted to Thai food I really have NOT been able to find a place that can match Thai Basil's Pad Kee Mao! I have tried everything from hip places in San Francisco (Osha Thai) to expensive 5 star restaurants in San Diego to similar hole-in-the-walls in Sacramento but I really cannot get my hands on a more delicious Pad Kee Mao (and trust me I have TRIED). For $7.65 this place is UNBEATABLE! Props to mom and pop for maintaining such a delicious restaurant to serve the severely beaten and often hungry students of UC Berkeley!!\n\nNow that I have graduated from Cal, Every time I go to the Bay Area or pass anywhere remotely close to Berkeley, I have to stop buy and get 4 orders of Pad Kee Mao for my entire family (who also vouches for their amazingness). My only wish is that they can deliver 90 miles to Sacramento :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "c08vvLGeQFawd4jzJ92aaA", "date": "2012-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "paCUBZwTAiE32XjE7TQopA", "text": "I love order pad kie mauw and their curry is tasty. This is the best place to go if you're hungry and craving cheap asian food. Try to order on the phone prior arrival so you don't have to wait in line. During finals week or dead week, this place may not be the best place to go since it'll be crowded and you may ended up have to wait in line for almost an hour.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LvjYgC5ZJFyMQWOWX9B9EQ", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pbr9xX8mxTWdeyo1b0kOUw", "text": "Cheap and good Thai food :) I really like this place, whenever i go to Asian ghetto i always go to Thai Basil to get food. \n\nEverything I've tried from them has been good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Lrv3LpYxcdfkg8yAh3Hnpg", "date": "2009-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Pcq-0A4UvePSu6QpQjB9w", "text": "I really enjoy this place.  Whenever I want some Thai, I usually like to come here.  The only reason I'm giving this place 3 instead of 5 stars is because the quality of the food seems to have changed in the past year, so some of the dishes I usually order aren't the same and not necessarily for the better.  But it's a great place to eat and the portions are pretty good for the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BzP-xGII8xxKfg_CPCO_ig", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "peJkxTKdP9II-V2ItaTP4w", "text": "Been here twice and my general fear of Asian food has been alleviated. Very hearty meals with a sizeable portion of rice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1H02qa2PtV_Qz1CFZr2bUQ", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PimkodFdM3hz1jDQ2lrrSQ", "text": "Situated within the \"Asian Ghetto,\" I thought at first that the kind of food would be of similar mediocre quality to the restaurants nearby.  However, I was wrong to think so.  It has some tasty Pad Thai, and has a good assortments of ingredients to complement the seasoning.  I have also ordered pineapple fried rice and curry, which were both pretty tasty as well.\n\nAlthough the food gets 4 star, the rest of the place is lackluster.  The lines are long, and there isn't much room for sitting.  Furthermore, regardless of dining in or not, the food is served in a to-go container.  Lastly, the workers are always in the same foul mood and quick to call your name and move to the next person.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S92ah1qzoxFUawG73lfR_g", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "plRXnBx1txnKs3kuoOrxNw", "text": "Yes Thai Basil, yes. Not ashamed to say this was my favorite place in all of Asian Ghetto. Their food has consistently been the most delicious and flavorful out of all the places, which try to mask their averageness with cheap prices, oversized portions, or lots of unnecessary sauce. Thai Basil just gives you what you want, the way you like it.\n\nThere have been many nights when I bring back a bag of Thai Basil food and it's fantastic when I get it home and dig in. There is little wait for your food aside from the long lines of students who might be in front of you, but again, long lines are usually a good sign people. If you're willing to wait during the busy periods, you won't be disappointed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6-YQRdLcKPAQ9PFRcMnVWg", "date": "2009-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pnJQ26NFoBXtcQ-ky7t-Tw", "text": "Everything is good. Everything is (relatively) cheap. Dinner for $6.50? And a filling one at that? I approve.\n\nTry Basil Chili Chicken, Pad See-Ew (spelling?), and pineapple curry chicken if you like it sweet-ish. Thai iced tea is just OK.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2008-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "POdmGG2DeOVbpkL2ikPzRw", "text": "Fast, Affordable, and Delicious! \nWhat more can I say? This place does not disappoint! Their pad thai and basil/curry fried rice is simply scrumptious, and great portion! \nThey do get pretty busy and packed very quickly, due to their small place. I recommend taking it to go, other than that, give this place a try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-vTrhRbmEzB8Ax87bfL-qA", "date": "2010-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "POvE7JEWsR2TvSp8Zq3Rsg", "text": "It's not a bad place to go for a quick eat, because it's so close to the university and they have cheap ($5-$7) dishes. But I wish they would have bigger portions -- I never feel full after eating at that place. I can get bigger volume from Steve's BBQ right next door (at around the same price), or from Naan 'n Curry down the street (for about $3 more).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2006-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PoWtapZysXjUpEEEvxczDw", "text": "Woooh! The best and most easily accessible Thai food in the UC Berkeley campus! They have the usual array of Thai dishes. It is reasonably priced and made well. The portions are typical of things from the Durant Food Court, very standard. The only downside to Thai Basil is the wait times. It can range from 10-30 minutes. Besides the waiting, the food is great, the prices are cheap, and the taste is there! Definitely recommend it! As for what to get, it's really up to you. There are a ton of choices and everything that I have tried (which is a lot of things!) is delicious! For spicy food lovers, I would go with the Basil Chili Chicken. If you're in an adventerous mood, try the pineapple fried rice, it's a nice blend of the flavor of pineapple, the fried taste of the rice, and the grilled chicken meat!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pP6ybNsSTpP1auR8mTKrSg", "text": "4 star pad thai!!! Great for students on a budget or a quick weekday take away meal to eat at home in front of the TV.\n\nIf you ask for the food spicy... be prepared.  I loved the spicy version of their food but it can be a little overwhelming if you don't enjoy the sweet burn.\n\nSo tasty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7INLwFarOfAL6NCAGqTyNg", "date": "2007-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PpV1T9y-ovTxy0j-uAxpRw", "text": "It's cheap for a reason...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6O-9fQhSVfRuk2pMMxGSPw", "date": "2010-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pSlKoLSAeIJ-t_R8X5kVLQ", "text": "Returned here one night after 11 years since graduating from Cal. Still the same crowd and menu. It's good Thai food if you're in the are. I got the basil chicken eggplant..kinda salty but not as spicy as it looked.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uoMghsbmE-o4HMJWELZiwg", "date": "2011-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PSqWN3VxhU5hmnKIsK72kw", "text": "One of my preferred stops in the \"Asian Ghetto\".\n\nThey are open relatively late and accept credit card, which is always great when you're on a food run with friends. Like most places in the food court, you get generous portions at a reasonable price, though don't expect anything gastronomically exciting.\n\nI like the Pad See Ew and Basil Chicken most, though I like most of their other dishes as well. Their Tom Yum wasn't very appetizing though, and I think their meat is on the cheap side, but it gets the job done.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FTBUYeJB8jIIeNASyYq3dA", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pv4MgLHwfV41wT9J3Hu6Tg", "text": "I've been here twice and it's one of my favorite places to eat when I'm on the south side of the UC Berkeley Campus.\n\nIt's a pretty small place and there's usually quite a few people in there (which is a good sign), but I've never had to wait too long for my food.  And if the seats inside are all taken, there's several tables and benches outside.\n\nThe first time I came here, I had the vegetarian pad thai, which was quite tasty.  With all the Thai places in Berkeley, I'm sure there's places that make it better, but I didn't have any complaints.  \n\nThe second time I came here, I had the vegetarian thai basil eggplant, which was delicious.  I highly recommend this dish. And it's a very large serving, so if you're not too hungry, you'll likely have leftovers to take home with you. \n\nI definitely recommend trying this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hrE9MD3B6QWvp2-DngGGPQ", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pVfT_ZtcOLoxP2Oa-CCEPw", "text": "Definitely my favorite place to eat in Durant Square.  I personally think it's on the pricey end for a college student, but you definitely get what you pay for - a tasty and good-sized meal.  I often get Pad See Ew or Pad Thai, and I'm satisfied every time!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mUw5XALYXOzFHmvQrfwGbw", "date": "2010-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pWbToL0Ac2z4Nul5oUxo6A", "text": "Absolutely love it! I come here many times during the semester. The food's always nice and hot when you get it and the food prep time is short. Great portions for cheap!\n I really suggest the vegetarian curries...the ones marked with a pepper are actually spicy! (I have a high tolerance for spiciness) You can't go wrong choosing a curry. All are delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vcvtoeYzh9B6xfI-4L5C6A", "date": "2011-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PyqWWIRIr6dg9Lm0mhBDcw", "text": "Great Berkeley staple. Probably had Thai Basil every week or every other week as an undergrad at Cal. I am a fan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sktv99q80ieALb11AcfNOQ", "date": "2010-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QGjv4BhV93S1treqhQTctA", "text": "RELIABLE LATE-NIGHT THAI FOOD\n\nI stop by here occasionally when I am craving late-night Thai food.  I usually get my food to go because the small dining room is crowded, noisy, and bright.\n\nPad Thai\nTonight, I ordered the pad thai and I thought it was very respectable.  A little stingy with the shrimp and chicken but it was not too sweet and had a little kick to it because I asked them to make it spicy.\n\nThey make the food to order so you may have a short wait.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5OkwcLzi7iIoGU6cNdpVyg", "date": "2009-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QHEXQ00bI2A1x9bX_6M_ew", "text": "I come here sometimes, and I usually have something concerning pineapple. Like pineapple fried rice, or pineapple curry, because the reason I ever feel like Thai is because I want Asian food that is sweet and  spiced right. Food is pretty good, atmosphere is kinda cheap and grimy, but its all students anyhow so what can you say? Food is made kind of slow, but its all made up for in the food.  And when you look at a restaurant, looks mean little compared to food. So the food is good and cheap and definitely makes Thai Basil a good place to spend a late night dinner. Their order over the phone thing doesn't work out quite well since its pretty loud there, so you'll want to order in person.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "__QmB2EFeL0aC55zNH7ETA", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QkRZLcVQoAmbLoKA0SO8vA", "text": "Probably my favorite place in Asian Ghetto!  I hit up this place regularly - in between classes, on my way home from work, or delivered straight to my door through CampusMunch.com (sooo convenient during finals).\n\nPrices are not bad & the food is veryyy good - I've never been disappointed.  Dining in is nice because of the complimentary hot tea.  Bonus: the food still tastes good 15-20 minutes later when you get it for take-out.\n\nI have tried a good portion of the menu & my favorite things to order are still the chicken pad thai & tom kha.  Everything else I tried (all the curries, fried rice, wonton things, etc.) was good too - just only so much room in my stomach for yummy Thai food! \n\nMy only complaint would be it's a bit of a wait for your food, but that's only cuz they make it on the spot for you.  Overall, definitely a place to check out if you are in Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QMr12eMtoTgwM0wFAEBjgA", "text": "Not my favorite Thai place in Berkeley, but it's close and convenient. Actually, scratch that. Wait times here are RIDIC. It usually takes ~30minutes to get your food, and by that point, the hunger pangs have disappeared and you're irritable and moody. I would take the advice of other Yelpers and call in your order, if you plan to go here.\n\nNewbie? You can't go wrong with the Pad Thai. I love my food spicy so I drown it in sriracha hot sauce and it tastes DELICIOUS. I like some of the chicken and rice combos too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QtSJSLeXkAvTy2HYCxM_aw", "text": "In the heart of the Asian Ghetto, I was so glad I was introduced to this Thai food haven! My friend from the area recommended the Pad Thai so I was all over it. For only $7, I say that the dish is a steal! The Pad Thai was de-lish! It consists of shrimp, chicken, tofu, cilantro, and my favorite, crunchy delight, peanuts! The portion was huge, but it was so good, I forced myself to eat it all. My only qualm about the place is that the service is not the best. I mean I guess they can afford to be a little hostile because there is always a mob of customers. *Please be nicer to your customers when they ask for more jalepenos. Thanks! :)\n\nOverall, the food was delicious, the complimentary Thai tea made my meal that much better, and you just cannot beat the price!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oq-FJq7PKrL9cIaFG-G8Qg", "date": "2010-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qwOp1OXumYnl5hiMcjAzGg", "text": "Ordered the pad thai- a dish that often never fails me. I was surprised by the amount of food I got; for a little over $6 at lunchtime, it's hard to top this. Washed it down with an ice cold can of Coke. My lunch date got the red curry, which was also delish, albeit a smaller portion.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q0soFdKlpBSQc9fC87wEkA", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rcRX9p7qYLqmTKb1Du_vpQ", "text": "I really, really like Thai Basil. I have always left satisfied. The price is more than reasonable and the food is OH SO GOOD. For around $6, I got a huge portion of tofu pad see-ew that I ended up taking home because they gave me so much! I definitely recommend this place for college students and people who just like to get what they pay for.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w1Kx0pLwThUc9CmwP8UWRg", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "reqODvwkAQKIjZBNrrTDuw", "text": "Weak, weak, weak. Oversalted, and they raised their prices about 4 years ago without upping their food quality. The abundance of rice given has been well documented, in lieu of quality goodies. I don't know how all the Berkeley undergrads are duped into thinking that this is good food. If you order without salt, it will be tasty enough... perhaps the only recommendation I can give if you must eat here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2Z0I9POv2N5p1_vOnCN9lw", "date": "2006-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RIE4Kah3jWHDNcQm15TybA", "text": "When I was living overseas, I would get serious cravings for Thai Basil's pad thai. I really like this place. Sure, there are tons of other thai options in the east bay, but this place is inexpensive, tasty and convenient. The portions are big enough to keep you supplied for two meals, in my opinion. You can watch them make your food if you feel liek standing at the counter.\nI wish it wasn't in the asian ghetto, though. Make sure you pee before you go. the bathroom is next to the dumpster and it REEKS.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wM0eo99bZ1S0zEgCkKeJbA", "date": "2007-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r-OEqubwaNQak6ojG2pFYA", "text": "this place is good, it's always busy with students during lunch and dinner time\nbut it's definitely worth of wait :D\nI'm not a big fan of going to Asian Ghetto to eat, but if I do go, then this\nis the only place that I go to.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "okAkTJtCvifjnsFuTcQ9DQ", "date": "2009-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RX9v9BzCUTT0cGEvdV_tjw", "text": "My rule of thumb is if there's a long wait, it's gotta be aMAZing.  Thai Basil however is an exception; it's only got decent food\n\nDuring peak hours, Thai Basil always has a longest line in asian ghetto This is a very popular place to eat, but the quality of the food is not justified by the long wait.  I suggest beating the rush or eating late at this place to save yourself time that can be better spent elsewhere.\n\nMy personal favorite here is Pad See Ew Chicken.  For those who don't know what it is, it's kinda like chow fun.  Slightly greasy but still enjoyable.   Sometimes I'm still left hungry after eating it.  Suggestions for other popular dishes are Pad Thai and Pineapple Fried Rice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rYGr3PRUuXPvfjDbdz0iYw", "text": "I absolutely looooove Thai Basil. Usually whenever I visit my friends that are in Berkeley and we're broke I would choose to go here. Their basil chicken is amazing, and the Pad See Ew is the best I've ever had (although the broccoli is a bit hard, but I don't mind). It's cheap and the service is fast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DxNV3iTp2yFBVsceefMoHA", "date": "2012-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rYR5IkclC0k6juG_I1eKmA", "text": "I walked here with a couple friends from class a few days ago. We only had a hour lunch break (errr... actually more like 50 min because our professor went overtime). It really isn't enough time to sit down and enjoy lunch. We were looking for something quick and tasty that would be affordable for struggling college students. Luckily the friends I was with are Cal students throughout the normal school year, they suggested this place located in the \"asian ghetto\".\n\nThe place is no frills thai food and you can easily tell that they cater to students. I asked the lady behind the cash register how long it would take to get Chicken Pad See Ewe and she said it would only take 5 minutes. Normally when people say 5 minutes they mean 10, but when Thai Basil says 5 minutes they mean it! The food came out speedy and hot. The pan fried flat noodles were yummy and had a nice gummy texture to them. Could've used more chicken & veggies though!\n\nThis place is good for lunch but for about a dollar or two more (per dish) you could probably eat at a full service sit down Thai restaurant. If you're just looking for a place to grab a quick bite then this is good! Another downfall is they only accept cash. Ugh...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-cM9FQWp3-uu53Os983yCw", "date": "2011-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_SAZt40FumvultoZjIGItQ", "text": "They give a generous portion of pad thai, and it is full of flavor. \nCheck it out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sBxRSfWJPVAD1lB-AXU_RA", "text": "Great food at a reasonable price . Keep in mind this place is cash only and everything is self serve.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8Kcp-f2JtlhxRkmvnlpWRg", "date": "2012-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sghNRdAeqASZdt5gh1u82Q", "text": "I came here after reading some of the good reviews on Yelp. I have to say, I was slightly disappointed. The pad thai was pretty bland and there was too much sauce. The chicken was the driest I've ever had, and the only redeeming part was the shrimp and tofu. Maybe next time I will try the  pad see ew, which a lot of yelpers say is the best dish here. But I probably won't come back unless I'm really really hungry. Also, the lady who gave me my food and took my receipt seemed grumpy and moody. Her attitude was just awful, and that's why I docked off another star.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "r9-HdNseh-ixxpBf5n9EIw", "date": "2011-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Si1ytxIJzshqYYOsZ3kkkg", "text": "Portions are resonable for the price. The food is acceptable, not exceptional. The pineapple fried rice has a curry taste (but tastes good overall), and the garlic pepper chicken is a little dry (has sauce but the chicken itself is dry). The cashew tofu is good, but if you don't like a sweet taste, it's not for you. They allow a selection of 'mild', 'medium' or 'hot'  for the spicy dishes. Food is cooked on the spot and although freshly cooked, this requires a wait, depending on how  many people are in front of you.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Zt0QjqIDJ98RSNTOtLA1Kw", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sI-o8M9Ap2gTyHZ9EQq1iQ", "text": "Pretty good--probably the best place in the ghetto, if that's worth anything. I'm on Northside and don't make it here much anymore...I went the other day, and the pineapple fried rice, pad thai and curry were/are still good, but it seems a little pricey for the quality/portion size now. Oh, well. I'll probably be back now and then.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "snZ-m6JnPI84uw6i6omx7Q", "text": "Best Chicken Basil I've ever had.\nI'm sold.\n\n'Nuff said.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hHZhfQGQwpQDtKXApNpRog", "date": "2010-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_So58WNxZWsRD87wuG1GIQ", "text": "The food was good, the portions were good, the Thai tea was very plentiful, and it was open pretty late night. So why is this place getting only 1 star? Because of the trip to the bathroom a short while after eating here...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Mlx7ZLwbhzjU7RmRVs4ngg", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "St1XAePSsNCdKQPHqUHRQQ", "text": "I brought my friend here tonight and we waited THIRTY-FIVE minutes for our food! TOTES RIDIC!! I don't think I've ever waited for that long at Thai Basil ever...it's usually at most 15 minutes... food wasn't worth the wait. Didn't know if they were killing the chicken as we were ordering or what, but we got so restless just waiting for the food. It wasn't bad though. Good sized portions, but way too salty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mNVP9RnHydn1RL01vlp1jg", "date": "2010-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "stCP7-wgzOyGMoLnbWaUQA", "text": "I have tried more than half of the dishes available for Vegetarians here; Vegetarian Pad Thai, Vegetarian Pad See Ew, Vegetarian Mad Kee Mau, Basil Eggplant Tofu, Pepper Garlic Tofu, Basil Thai Fried Rice, Vegetarian Yellow Curry, Basil Tofu, and maybe two other dishes I forgot the name of  ...\n\nEVERYTHING HAS SATISFIED MY TASTE BUDS EVERYTIMEEE.\nAND IT'S PRETTY CHEAP.\nAND IT'S A GOOD PORTION.\nAND IT'S CLOSE TO BERKELEY CAMPUS.\n\nI guess the only downer would be the employees/owners; because they work practically everyday of the week, their stress levels are high and they become short tempered or annoyed with the customers every now and then ...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m4PsK-X3t1GvAAj0m2vMHA", "date": "2010-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SV3RuQRzzAAgwB3HyWaMhg", "text": "Thai Basil was one of my favorite places to eat when I was an undergrad at Berkeley. Relative to the places nearby, you get a lot of bang for your buck here. The food is inexpensive and the portions are always very generous. They have a lot of options to the menu, and the food is friggin tastyyyyy. I admit though that the food does tend to be a little greasy, and sometimes they skimp on the meat parts or vegetables. However, I think giving this place anything lower than three or four stars it totally uncalled for. It's not lie that the food is delicious even though it's not the highest quality. Besides, what are you expecting for $5 to $8? If you want real thai food, go to Thai House around the corner, but if you want a quick, cheap, good meal, thai basil is great. It is what it is.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KPCHblxI6jzP96MLxeSjBw", "date": "2009-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SYKClRmuxCmOKUbUM-v8NQ", "text": "If you're craving thai food, but don't want to try something too terrifyingly new, Thai Basil is perfect. The food is unchallenging but tasty, and the portions are generous. The major problems are the lack of seating and a cashier that doesn't have a sense of urgency even when there are 20 hungry students waiting in line.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rPBE52wRfXFRYwU9IZxfGg", "date": "2009-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tHk1tpYIze3URYTgNsFuOg", "text": "This review is long overdue since I have been coming here since 2007!!! I think that was before I even had a yelp account!\n\nI love this place because it is cheap in terms of cost, but not in terms of quality!\n\nthis is my FAVORITE PAD THAI in the bay area... and trust me, I've tried a lot!  I also like making it a bit spicy by asking them!  Its great!\n\nThe fact that it's near Cal helps because it's good food at a great price.  I don't know why they stopped accepting debit cards, but always bring some cash!  After, check out king pin for dessert, or of course, CREAM.  I'm glad I work in Berkeley so that I can always get my fix!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h3eaZaGwXH7_8qxV-mdqCQ", "date": "2012-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TnXcMw4ZoLZeYwjDGEu8_A", "text": "Best Thai food I have tried.  Their Pad See Eew chicken is delicious and their cashew nut chicken is just as good.  They are always busy during dinner and lunch times, but it is worth the wait....most of the time.\n\nSometimes, it doesn't come out as good.  I  haven't been able to figure out which one of the cooks isn't as good.  I've narrowed it down to the tall skinny guy or the lady that usually serves. \n\nEven though their food is great, their service is HORRIBLE.  They have no customer service whatsoever.  The lady will yell at you if you even hesitate for a second, 1 SECOND, when it is your turn to order.  Sometimes there is no line and she still says \"  If you not ready, why you in line?!\"  I have seen her yell at many customers because they are not ready or because they use the numbers they put on their plates to order instead of the name.  She says, \" I don't know the numbers!  Tell me the name!\"\n\nI can go on...\n\nBut the food is GOOD!  haha.  \n\nMy advice, look at what you want first, then order and pay. Don't expect them to call out orders in order.  And enjoy.  (and if you don't look like you can use chopsticks, you automatically only get a fork. I have sat there and watched!  haha. )", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PQ4hh87EFfCSFjR0pkLAMQ", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TspklPkGzb1zlR6jDkg32w", "text": "I've been here several times and somehow it still hasn't grown on me. I still haven't found a favorite dish here yet, I just think the food is ok. I've definitely been to other better Thai places. The only good thing is that this place is closer than other places.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TUhBhhE-LSJG6AfXhh9QTA", "text": "This is probably my favorite place to go in the Asian ghetto, but that isn't saying much.  I've had several things here in the past- pad thai, pad see ew, pineapple fried rice...  and this past visit I had the combination fried rice.  The portion sizes are good for their price, but it seems to me as if the quality is hit or miss.  Sometimes it's decent, sometimes so-so, etc.  This past time my fried rice was quite greasy and didn't want to finish it.  Three stars based on decent food in the past.  As I like to say, you get what you pay for, so don't expect too much!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vH8aclcD2T8X-dvMG11Ipw", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tVfsmaZmtdCrKUsbPU-x8Q", "text": "Great Pad See Ew! Decent service. The venue itself is a little depressing, but it's worth the take out. Slightly overpriced.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u2vkKMnQyYeYMmHQSFoRSg", "text": "Discovered this place late in my college career at Cal, but it is definitely one of my favorites!  I always get the same thing - Vegetarian Pad Kee Mao with no egg - and they have never messed up my order.  The food is hot, delicious, and cheap!  The line can get long if you come at peak hours and the tables inside aren't always the cleanest, but I don't care at all because the food is that good!  I always enjoy coming back here to eat while visiting friends still in school.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f0UBxoEUlA0CcNz5yW8d3A", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u68rCPoqWNMuCAocj6ipuA", "text": "Thai Basil is far and away the best option in the asian ghetto, and the line out the door reinforces that fact. Most people circle the ghetto a few times before coming back to Thai Basil. Theres just something about it thats both delicious and comforting.\n\nThe garlic pepper chicken, as others have already pointed out, is where its at. I really really wish I went to Berkeley, just for Top Dog and Thai Basil. But I digress...\n\nBesides, any restaurant in a location far and wide described as the 'asian ghetto' has to be some level of awesome. On top of that, this is the BEST food in said ghetto, so thats even more bonus points.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xWChu03zprNx6o_zkOw12g", "date": "2008-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ubOm3ok90whQYdEEHENcWA", "text": "So there was a little sign on the front of this hole in the wall that said 'People Love us on Yelp!' so it sort of begs for a review. Cheap eats, but not too amazing Thai food. The pad thai was excessively greasy and sticky, and absolutely demanded that I buy a sweet drink to wash it down. The meal took awhile to prepare- around twenty minutes, and they screwed up my friends order and had to redo it. So, maybe the best thai place to eat at on telegraph, but that's not saying much..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MDf8zYn1ud4HP6bpVEBy2w", "date": "2008-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "udTNSkWRLJjkATrWPdITvQ", "text": "TIP: Come here if you want relatively fast (if the line is short), relatively cheap (better deals elsewhere though), relatively delicious (lots of salt and grease) Thai food--basically as a last resort. \n\nDo yourself a favor and Yelp the other Thai places around in the area unless you want a plate of grease and MSG. Granted, it will be a heaping, steaming, filling plate of grease and MSG, but do you really want to eat it all and then fall into a deep food coma afterwards? Works in a pinch (especially if you have self-control and divide your meal into small portions so you can save it for later meals) but there's much, much better Thai food nearby. \n\n(I do think you should try this place at least once though, especially if you're just discovering Berkeley or if you're a freshman at Cal. You will be addicted for a few months, or a school year. But then you'll realize that better tasting Thai food exists..!)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3aTVeGFq_s3KuGcVXCNquA", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UFU66zK4cPM7v7lYHW7brA", "text": "Located in the Asian restaurant Ghetto near the Berkeley campus, this place is always bustling with customers, especially when the school is in session. It is a good place for take-out order.  There are also some tables where you can sit.  I love their pineapple fried rice and tofu with cashew.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-qbjGd8Z28fXQiZ3YF_1EA", "date": "2012-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UhrsVO4bml04CZ2qfsmEwA", "text": "Thai Basil lacks in efficiency, but you don't really go here expecting much. When I go to the Asian Ghetto aka Durant Food Court, Thai Basil is normally one of my top choices. It's not saying much, as joints here are just meh, but Thai Basil gives cheap fix for students.\n\nPad See Ew cannot go wrong.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LFdOAP83uARN2LJVU032CA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UhsWhT5gZaofq64NGuX6QA", "text": "It doesn't take card and the portions tend to be on the slightly smaller side when in comparison to other thai places. Still, the food was pretty solid and the staff there are typically very friendly to me which goes a long way in my book!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FWBK_f8y_whLnP8NIxUUJQ", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UKA-GPfwIxOtFEVMp-RHNA", "text": "Pretty greasy, but their pad see ew is really tasty.  Better than some of the more expensive places in the area.  It's good if you want fast food thai.  Their curry is generally not that great though in my experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lYNUBmXI1okw2bRXV-EDsg", "date": "2009-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UQizGqqQ2RMSk7rFS2Ev-A", "text": "Not the best Thai food ever but I had a yummy eggplant dish. It feels really cluttered and hot in there, but it is in a college town so whatevs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8ZJm645AP-pWx_rKh6OBww", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uSofquCJli8LVFsN1S58Vg", "text": "Their food is too fast, too standard, and a little Americanized: a lot of oil and MSG. I've only been here once and I don't remember what I ordered (I think the tofu eggplant dish). It came with the standard side of rice and the usual sweet and sour sauce found on many Asian dishes in the Asian Ghetto. Sure, food is cheap, but service was okay and the place is a bit dirty and crowded. When the lady called out my order number and I went to get my order, she wouldn't give me my dish since I wasn't the one who ordered it (my friend ordered it for me), which got me pretty ticked off and gave me an unpleasant first impression of the place. Other than that, I love how they give free tea.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UU4t-gDsf5uHwcXdF6qUoQ", "text": "I've had consistently good food from Thai Basil.  I have really only had the pad thai and pad see eaw, but both are good enough to keep me coming back.  The pad thai isn't very spicy, but I'm sure you could ask for it like that or add something to it.  I'm not a huge fan of the atmosphere, but it is quick and easy to get the food to go.  Most dishes are $5-$6, so it is also very affordable.  Great place to go if you want Thai but without having to pay extra to eat at a sit down place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fPROLvVR20DTvqpy7IdTIQ", "date": "2006-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v1WWt0LNR3f6cgU2lMr6fw", "text": "Like the food here a lot. Pad Thai is my favorite in the whole bay area since i judge every Thai restaurant on their Pad Thai. Other winners include Basil Eggplant Chicken, Pad Kee Mao, and the Combination Fried Rice. Any of these are tasty and you can't go wrong.\n\nThe unfortunate thing is the rush during dinner. I waited one time for 30 min for my food and all the people in my party have finished eating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M6udnekQKae04nW5UI83eg", "date": "2012-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vB29dMJxQhCfSRzpv4KrMw", "text": "It's a small place, so prepare to take it to go if it ever gets crowded. I've only came here twice, but never had trouble grabbing a seat. I had the Pad See-ew Chicken and Garlic Chicken, which didn't disappoint my taste buds.\n\nNothing fantastic about this place really.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mihqrghU2YuIO5Twni9KrA", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VIdr_ryCHlKazqNHbFVO4A", "text": "I have been coming here for almost 10 years now and have finally been able to resist getting one of my favorites and try a new dish.  Since I was in the mood for soup, I got the tom yum noodle soup, which I can happily add to my list of dishes I have tried and liked at Thai Basil.  The pad see ew is still the best around and is what I get from here 95% of the time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aHkN15XSGeDqkM85voZG3Q", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VLZn09xnX6QMFNbAnC2NNA", "text": "Well, given the area - Asian ghetto near UC Campus - it's a pretty decent spot. \nIt actually is one of my favourites for lunch near campus - although the average quality of spots around campus is pretty low...\n\nI always take the Basil Eggplant Chicken, which is also supposed to be the dish which earned them a couple of awards- don't ask me which kind of awards though... I like the sweet-sour sauce in which eggplants and chicken are marinated. Also, I think this is a really good combination with their steam rice. \n\nMy friend usually gets the Basil Chicken, which is basically the same as above without eggplants and with a different sauce - that too seems to be pretty yummy. \n\nGiven the low price, it's definitely a decent spot where to have a quick lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VZBJLY01J38vE7g5-d_0tw", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VqndqxOBhy8Bdl18T8GbOw", "text": "Delicious food, good service, good price. \nPersonally, I don't like the seating though.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2008-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_vvicZQW9yT5Kzl-hFrdZA", "text": "I'm slightly hesitant to give Thai Basil 4 stars.  I will explain this later in the review.\n\nThai Basil is my favorite Thai restaurant in Berkeley.  Perhaps it's because it was the first one I went to upon arriving here, but I've always had good experiences here.  Other Thai restaurants may be better, but most are generally inaccessible for students (particularly if you live on southside, because many good thai restaurants are on northside).  \n\nMy recommended item?  #23, Pad Kee Mow!  (I think that's how you spell it??)  Came here again with a friend and it tasted great!  I love the wide, flat rice noodles and the texture is chewy and the noodles separate easily (a must have for good flat noodle dishes).  I've had other items here and there around their menu (i.e. lunch special [2-3 items w/rice for $5.75?), some noodle soups, etc...) and I haven't been disappointed.\n\nBut as I mentioned earlier, why am I hesitant to give 4 stars?  First, I feel like the food is getting more oily with each successive time I eat their food.  Second, the service seems to be getting slower and slower...Last, Thai Basil is now CASH ONLY.  I found that out today, but luckily had just enough cash to pay.  \n\nLet's hope Thai Basil improves their speed and possibly go back to accepting credit cards.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3eNXSh82_4UThqhJBwkrbA", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vWlEL6LJT7uyLlraNskd6A", "text": "Now that I have been a student here for a couple  I will say that no place that I have been in Berkeley beats Thai Basil if you are looking for some good food that will also fill you up for cheap. Its not *amazing* but after a long day of classes/studying its pretty damn close =]", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-6WwGasBfV-LJSW3t5UeUg", "date": "2011-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w0nXztDOyy9AUF05mNHDTA", "text": "It's nice that you can see the chefs make your meal on the spot. This place is always super busy, so expect to wait at least twenty minutes. I ordered the pad thai before, but it wasn't too memorable. The second time, I ordered the green curry with pork which came with A LOT OF RICE. Like, enough rice for the dinner and the next morning. The curry itself was tasty and fragrant, and not too spicy (I chose mild). I have to admit, it was a bit on the greasy side because the curry sauce had a layer of oil on top the next day. \n\n\nOh, and free thai tea! Doesn't come with milk but you can add sugar. It smells so wonderful.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LIjbnBYr7Sop1cd_bvEjpg", "date": "2012-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w3fYbxHom_UkEPJNoo7GSQ", "text": "Their food is pretty tasty but haven't been here as much since they've raised prices. Would not eat in there since it gets pretty crowded and I never liked eating in the ghetto in the first place. I like their pad see ew and eggplant dishes. Those are worth coming back for.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w4JW3D35I0Gn7_Zm2g20Pg", "text": "It's decent for Asian Ghetto quality. I had the green curry chicken today, and I thought the curry was well spiced--good fragrance, right amount of hotness, and a bit sweet from the coconut and basil. Portions are very generous.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mBgtkwwpwHUlQRQ2IVqrIQ", "date": "2009-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W-axHmbbQJrv9gFcZOfN6A", "text": "Well first, the cashier hung up on me when I tried to order takeout.  Okay but I really want some pineapple fried rice so I called back.  Twenty minutes later, I get canned pineapple and some sketchy shrimp mixed with rice that's undercooked.  It was so bad I had to throw most of it away.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "u3BYbFsp4zm9x4sFmfZCIg", "date": "2007-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WHetCqCv1Kxsaj-8pGeVyw", "text": "Aww...why is everyone so mean to Thai Basil?\n\nThey make a great Pad Kee Mao here. All the spicy dishes here are great.\n\nGood portions for a great price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_UMTGara5YnzRIey3Mva0Q", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wI1jO4L9vWU3b0eNeWiAgg", "text": "Most of the employees are unfriendly, rude, hasty, and impatient (especially the old hag at the counter). The food is good, and by good I mean it is cooked in such a way that it -resembles- authentic Thai food that you can only find in San Francisco, but doesn't truly reach authentic (you can taste the MSG). \n\nThai Food Quality: Reaches near-authenticity but fails to commercialization of its flavors (MSG, added sweetening)\nPrice: Moderate; Leaves you feeling whether or not you should have spent those $8 dollars somewhere else (somewhere better?)\nEnvironment: sucks\nService: Rude\n\nIf you don't mind the artificial flavor enhancing, then this is the place for you.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "q9zk62Th0bjzQzCR40AV1g", "date": "2008-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WKvqHuHQ5IWsoUDWM2m2EA", "text": "Yummy Pad Thai for about $7. The portions are fair, the food is delicious, and the service is fast enough. Thank you. Exactly what I want from a Thai restaurant!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g3suHxtH49EZc5McdMhInQ", "date": "2011-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WmDrSaL3E65xrNd91hq_8Q", "text": "Best Pad Thai ive had in CALIFORNIA!!! \nthis includes price, portion, and taste!!! \n\nmmm mm not sure why other thai places make their pad thai so gummy!\nblah.\n\nAnyway, five stars for the Pad Thai alone. I have ordered this every time for 236282362846 times! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "o9zhrbHlaMhW9-dxxfOy5w", "date": "2011-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wnLrB0bTM-hwV9IZ7y7-JQ", "text": "This is best Thai restaurant around.  Our favorites are Pad See Ew, Basil chicken. This place is awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Uwe9flhlULnaPliIHRwJrA", "date": "2009-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WsZlJ7T76ClUxebG1Tg3_g", "text": "I went here a decent amount when I was a freshman living on southside. I have tried the pad thai, fried rice, and pad see ew. I like the beef pad see ew with veggies (broccoli) the best. The beef can be a little tough to chew sometimes and I don't like how much oil is used. The flavor is good but I would get stomachaches afterward a lot. Also,the wait can be pretty annoying sometimes-lasting up to about 20 minutes. Still a fan though. The price is good for the amount you get.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SAm4XpHGqodTvIqYZk_YLg", "date": "2011-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WTam_6qzU45fF5QOgyRuSA", "text": "My god, the pad thai here is sooo good.  I used to dutifully go here for dinner nearly every night, and nearly every night, I almost always got the pad thai, and it was usually the highlight of my day.  Even now, sitting in LA, I still crave it and will always make sure to stop by to get me some pad thai.  The portions are generous and it's cheap, particularly for pad thai.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "z5Jy305OaVD2t-b3xGYeLA", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WtGLBPSGoOpVTxXUfgq_5g", "text": "Went here on a Monday evening at around 8 pm and there was still a line, so I can't imagine what it would be like around a more traditional dining time. Regardless, it only took us around 5 minutes to get our food and the pad thai was pretty decent -- not the best i've had in berkeley, but not the worst. the outside sitting area was pretty busy, but we waited for around a few minutes and a couple of tables opened up. overall a decent place. probably the best part about this thai place is its location. \n\ncash only", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mQ_gMQvamn92jYHrEwds1g", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WTip0OmGSbyWdS0AFug-cg", "text": "in the asian ghetto; open late. \n\ntry: thai basil rice dish is good, but a bit spicy. \n\ni wouldnt get the pad thai (and i loooove the stuff). the combination fried rice is pretty good and very filling. its got peas, carrots, a little (like 2 small pieces) beef and chicken. oh... it comes with some odd white, gelatinous mini-pineapple shaped thing. ewwwuhhh. \n\nand after i was done with my meal (and delicious pomegranate honest tea), this old thai woman comes up to me and asks for my receipt and tells me that i didnt pay for the freekin drink, as if its my fault she didnt ring it up. so she stands there til i hand over my credit card for the additional $1.75 to be charged.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X2iDKPOBqy5Qftxr4K4atQ", "text": "The tom kha gai soup is about the best thing you'll find to cure a hangover. And it's good for sober days too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7R4giBLnxNrn5nd4NgxJ6w", "date": "2007-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X4Fm4QiKK5TM7NdDNmCN7A", "text": "I love this place. After several years I recently discovered the Korean BBQ pork, which is my new favorite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "p-lj6bpOXt4FWAwswARrtg", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X800FOOWtQ4s_PLoaIfE_w", "text": "The Pad Thai was delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Za8VyFxoPAnfYoMCjNrTxA", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xC5N5IDRucsiKzJB2wkHYg", "text": "Pepper Garlic chicken is the diggidy-dank.\n\nOnly time I've eaten in the restaurant I made the dumb mistake of sitting under a fan...I was eating satay sticks and halfway through my meal all the sauces had cooled off and start coagulating...wack, but my own fault.\n\nServices is butt slow but the food is good.  I once had to hop behind the counter to void a credit card transaction they had screwed up.  Absolutely ridiculous that I had better knowledge of their credit card machine than they did...but absolutely hillarious", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1MCsYBXP-e4kH1yh7jL0Ug", "date": "2007-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xHNMCB81VmSewXoayp-lgg", "text": "My first meal in Berkeley was at Thai Basil, and I liked it from the start. The food is very tasty and the workers are very nice. The food usually takes awhile (mostly because the place is so popular) but it's worth the wait! I love any of their dishes with eggplant, as well as the Pineapple Fried Rice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h4haiSBs7yu_iERTPMGagw", "date": "2008-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xlbZG5SQuxoeGiWGwbULww", "text": "The pad thai was very good.\nThe only problem was the small space filled with lots of people.\nA good place for take outs! =D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ioky-X6S8pYbm_Kf3uCCWw", "date": "2012-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xn-ZAf81fIUeOc0yJaIGQg", "text": "Came here with a friend because we had been craving Thai and it was one of the only places open at the time (around 9:30pm on a Sunday night).  We got Pad Prik King, a somewhat spicy curry with chicken and green beans.  It was very tasty, however it was some of the oiliest Thai food I've ever seen.  It's also cash only, which is a big detractor for a grad student like me who never has cash.  I'd come here again, but I wouldn't go out of my way.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mg8JI2Z_ynElTfqeProJhA", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XPvM2XpRsulWuyhC1Krynw", "text": "Their Pepper Garlic Chicken is really addicting, not sure exactly what they put in there, but my guess is a powdered sugar.  Some of the other dishes are ok, but the Pepper Garlic Chicken is the bread and butter.\n\nSide note:  \n\nBerkeley's a minefield of delicious restaurants that will please anyone's tastes.  Thai Basil lies in the heart of what is known to be the \"Asian Ghetto\" (just a small alley lined with restaurants).  The alley has a few benches placed for outside dining and can appear to be pretty dirty, but it's a popular spot for students.  Affordable dining right off campus on durant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RhlYpJB5dzZveMuwMHSP1A", "date": "2007-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XRDvdIqvCfpd1i5esIRBjA", "text": "Don't come here all the time. It's so greasy, you'll regret it once the euphoria has worn off, but when you're sitting infront of a huge plate of pad thai or pad see ew, you'll forget all about MSG warnings and potential heart failure. If you want Thai in Berkeley, this is the place to be.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xt5DcFYNdzhOARnqPKErkA", "text": "Great value late-night food.\n\nNear UC (and King Pin donuts.)\n\nEverything I've ever tried here has been reliable enjoyable Thai food. Not a gourmet explosion of joy in every bite, but definitely a good value for the price.\n\nVery noisy, young crowded. Be warned. Not good for crowds cause there is usually one there already.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gIFaKRi0tCUgywkZWBX4xw", "date": "2009-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XV6Rxt4HZR7JyXqssroTTw", "text": "This place has 4yelp stickers, so I assumed they'd be pretty good, and I was craving Pad Thai so it was PERFECT. I got the Pad Thai, medium hot, to-go. It seemed kind of dry to me. I will always love Jasmine Thai's Pad Thai (in San Jose). \n\nI also had some of the Pineapple Fried Rice, which was ok. It seemed hella damp/wet compared to my Pad Thai :(\n\nMy friend ordered Tom Yum Noodle Soup, but they accidentally gave him Thai Noodle Soup. Apparently, it was really bad for him.\n\nPricing was pretty decent for the portion.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KDh3xFOSo9OeUYpjGV0CEQ", "date": "2010-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XxQlDQS7yjLKmeThEDReBw", "text": "This is easily my favorite pad see-ew chicken!  Not the nicest people, but you usually get food to-go anyways.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8JeB2_D_5eJNKMwdoC0-3Q", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y4Tke5GNTdk1r8EsTnOxRA", "text": "I was never a big fan of Thai food and I was constantly baffled by people's reactions to the mediocre cuisine until I experienced Thai Basil.\n\nIt's located in the heart of UCB's campus so it is very very affordable. My favorite (and the ONLY dish I ever order) is the basil eggplant chicken.  It is the perfect concoction of sweet and salty goodness.  The basil sauce is so scrumptious that you can't help but devour all of the white jasmine rice that's served with it.  The sauce saturates the eggplant completely and soaks in all the flavor.  I always save some for my last bite.  \n\nMy bf was the one who introduced me to this delicious gem.  I think the only comparable place would be Osha Thai. \n\nSometimes I excuse myself and say that I'm just wayy too tired to cook just we can go to Thai Basil for some hearty good Thai food.  Just thinking about it makes my mouth water!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RpFVou0UiwrGVSmAZ4qAnA", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y-4vSfziPAF357vTeQk2rQ", "text": "This place was horrible, the service wasn't the issue but the food was not at all anything you could call \"Thai.\" I got the vege pad thai and it tasted like BBQ! It was so surprising, I was more excited to get a slurpee at 7-11 than eat the rest of the dish..\npad see ew was bland...dont think they live up to all the hype.()_)", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Tvff8QFCq9SyfXsOZW9_2Q", "date": "2010-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y9WDxXfBIXs_zFGiO1CtjQ", "text": "I admit that I have only tried the Pad Thai, but I have also had authentic Thai food and it definitely does not do justice to the the amazing tradition of complex and skillfully balanced flavors in Thai cuisine. It was too sweet and I think it needed a little more tamarind...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3iVzhnbre92r0JklG8PuyQ", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yBq1lKrxNbvOAXkgd9062g", "text": "Tried this place yesterday. It was 4 or 5pm but the restaurant had a long line of hungry people.\n\nThe food is reasonably priced and there are many vegetarian options (basically whatever meat can be replaced by tofu, so you get tofu green/yellow/red curry, pad thai with tofu etc). \n\nI ended up having the mixed vegetable with basil stir fry. It was okay - a bit salty but generally yummy.  Given it's cheap and conveniently located on campus, I will go back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fJQXqs7fHezPi9pebVc9sg", "date": "2010-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yHHBdCs3Ro2G4i6ex76b0A", "text": "Pretty good food if you're up for the wait and a certain distinct heavy/oily feel to their dishes. My favorites: basil eggplant tofu or chicken and pad see ew.. The pad thai doesn't taste like traditional pad thai, but it's still good. In general, a good choice if you're nearby and don't have cash (they accept credit cards).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "l06vY3W92fSrD6vdmnqMMQ", "date": "2007-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-YlJ-EUMKgLk7PhUASuuXw", "text": "I am bias toward this place just due to my college memories here.  Nonetheless, it is still one of the better Thai place in the area, especially with its pricing.  It tasted just as good as other places that charge almost double as here.  Not to mention its fast.\n\nI usually order the ginger chicken or pad thai, and claim a table and just chat away with my buddies for hours.  There is nobody that would rush you out or even care how long you been at the same tables.  As long as you bus yourself by the time you leave.\n\nI did try their sister store in dublin, which taste as good but has a higher seat turn over rate especially at lunch.  Guess I shouldn't just try to claim a seat in a restaurant for the sake of chatting forever anymore.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8xjJmWVJVHzm7X4-lf2SSw", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yMBWNG4z82sK30t2zpg77A", "text": "Thai Basil is my favorite place to eat in the Durant Food Court (hey, that's its name, yo!).  It is a little disappointingly slow, but it'll serve you the same dishes you expect, and you will like it! :)\n\nThe noodle dishes are delicious, and if you get a curry dish, it will come with a nice serving of curry and a ton of rice.  They don't skimp!\n\nThis is definitely one of the most popular restaurants on Southside, and it's easy to see why.  If you have more mobility/time to go further afield, you'll find better food, but in student territory, Thai Basil is king.\n\nBtw, there are plenty of delicious vegetarian options here.  All the eggplant dishes are A++.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CX71NDrxCkcuXICKMz3mww", "date": "2010-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yMkvOwdMQjWEdBcMPQOTvA", "text": "This review is based on the Pad Thai. Like someone else has said, a thai restuarant should only be as good as the Pad Thai. \n\nThis dish was pretty gross. I was looking forward to some Thai food and I was near the Asian Ghetto, so why not? What's up with the flavor? I can't even describe it. The Pad Thai I normally order from other places didn't taste like this. The awful flavor was so strong that I only had 2 bites. I'd rather go next door and get the Chinese food instead. The portions were also small as hell. NO thanks.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PTEOVKHfNyP9L43nc5M6sA", "date": "2009-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YWZzDAeeQdHN_uCXyL6FtQ", "text": "No one can make pad prik king like this place!!! great food large portions", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QCwhpmlM5YJreXFgGJNt_w", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z0R8aAzbUyAtYECcX-IAcQ", "text": "they only take cash, and it's a bit pricey, but still it's a decent place.\nI recommend thai basil chili chicken.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jb0_BOAwLb2_oSCddOU4LQ", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZdFKb-hz3Q72YOx2S-ttuA", "text": "I've DEFINITELY experienced better. \n\nEven though it was late night, they gave us a really meager portion of Ginger chicken. $7 down the drain for a whole lotta rice. Thai House on Channing has always taken the win over Thai Basil for pretty much everything (besides being a later night option).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YF5Sxu24AL2nmSRDvLo3YQ", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZDJDNxiIRvrJ5OYiKjCXAQ", "text": "I like their Basil Fried Rice. One of the cheap and delicious places in Durant square.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R-Ikij4OwDfKuZf8TUVg5g", "date": "2009-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZjHod7npszJu25nwrFdf7w", "text": "Thai Basil is one of two safe choices in the Asian Ghetto, the other being Gypsy's. The reviews here say that prices have gone up and quality down recently, but I haven't come enough to tell the difference in either.\n\nI ordered #6, the Cashew Nut Chicken, for lunch on a Sunday. It costed $6.50, and came with steamed rice. There were onions and carrots mixed in with the cashew nuts and chicken.  Portions were satisfactory, and the taste was good, although the amount of flavor in the different ingredients was uneven. It also wasn't healthy, but I didn't feel that bad because I didn't eat a lot of the oily-looking sauce.\n\nThe service people don't speak the best English, but they are nice. Food does take a little while to come out, though. I waited about 10 minutes with there not being a huge line when I ordered.\n\nThere are about ten tables inside the restaurant, each seating about four, but you can eat at the wooden tables outside. Be warned that, at least on the weekends, there is usually water on the table benches at lunchtime that you will need to wipe off with napkins if you don't want your pants to get soaked.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kdku0oS1WU6xU8K-c3hWzA", "date": "2009-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zl2GF6RjuPzUvITN7kbkNQ", "text": "My go-to place for Thai whenever I'm in Berkeley's Asian Ghetto. A friend took me here a few years ago and I've been a fan since. I usually go for the Pad Thai or Pad See Ew and it's not bad (not the best I've had but not the worst either) and I usually get it to-go. My most recent visit, I ate in with some friends; the space was small and it was rather dark inside, even during the day.\n\nOh and this place is cash only!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AmW5t2LjZb2zKKdyztxeoQ", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZLmqKc8ahSd5mXDeng_xYA", "text": "I think this might be one of the cheapest places to get Thai in Berkeley.  I've never tried the lunch special, but they look like a good deal.  all of the other entrees are very reasonably priced and they give good portions.  Also a plus: they take card.\n\nThe pad see ew and yellow curry are quite good.  It's also nice to see a place that doesn't charge you for the rice separately. I mean honestly, am I going to eat curry without rice?!  Their pad thai was a bit off for me.  Lacking in flavor and a bit... dry if that makes any sense?  \n\nOne downside is that it takes quite a while to get your food, even when the place is relatively empty.  It can be a half hour wait during peak hours.  I only recommend going when you're not in a hurry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zMUBOTJw0x50HNigWIglhQ", "text": "Honestly, if you're just craving some cheap thai food that is not lacking the flavors and grease. This is the place to go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bNt_Lkk2KpMTZaZoKKptMw", "date": "2009-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zpBQx3N91HDKtdMK-ZtArA", "text": "I found a piece of glass in my food. Enough said.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "nlx12n_9NePyMAaIazbr-Q", "date": "2008-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zUUbEREBDj1N6-H4N1Kvjg", "text": "As a transferring Cal student, I like to check out the eateries in the area to prepare myself for school.  Me and my cousin came here since she was craving Thai food at the time.  This place is hidden in the back of Durant square.\n\nWe ordered some safe bets with Pad Thai and fried Gyoza.  Both of them were tasty but nothing really that sets it apart from the rest of the Thai places I've eaten at.  Perhaps I have to try something else to see if anything perks my taste buds.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6ToqUAqUmAvhT24KguS-Vg", "date": "2011-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZWCy66KdbiFsiOn3GB4LTw", "text": "I'm only giving them three stars instead of 4 because now they only accept cash.  Are you kidding me!!!  I rather would have had them slightly raise the prices than to not accept credit!  Well, guess more business for Berkeley Thai House, especially with Thai Noodle II having to close down because of the fire...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rc8PP9UHc5vWRiTVULd48Q", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zzJS-31L3sARzOfUwxGE_Q", "text": "Price and quality are decent. The wait can take a while depending on time of day. Portions are generous. Stand by the pick up section in order to hear them call your number. \n\nIt would help if you came with a group so you can score tables and seats. They use a lot of oil so if you are not a fan of greasy goodness, refrain.\n\nI usually get the basil fried rice with chicken. Very flavorful. Plenty of chicken. Ample amount of vegetables. Could have more rice though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2010-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zzYVnBEYW6WDnW7p037SrQ", "text": "Great food, great people behind the counter, and free tea!! try their coconut soup! i thought i wouldn't like it cuz coconut in soup doesnt sound tasty, but that soup really hit the spot! pad see ew is bomb and their basil chili chicken is cracken too!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nA9-cSjYmOcDXRfrR0iuVw", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2p_YWrbbN04rNfOX_wAjXQ", "text": "i dont understand why i always order pad thai from here even though i know it tastes like ketchup. it gets me every single time.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8HtQ6oC1p_G7puf18v1Dfw", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "57lqjCk6qKqFRu33R6xH-A", "text": "(+):\n- Their pad see ew is pretty good. Came here often for dinner. \n- Prices are decent\n\n(-):\n- Don't come here if you're super hungry. Takes forever to get your food. They definitely do not do first-come, first-serve system...\n\n(- - - - - - - -):\n- Found pubic hair in my pad see ew. Never came back again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5hqlZ6ZDdtf-ixXK6jDg2g", "text": "It's okay... I had a really bad impression last time with their lunch special--basically leftovers from the night before. Pad Thai noodles were all soggy, the chicken was dry, grease started coagulating at the bottom of the container... gross stuff...\n\nThis time, they improved a little. At least the green curry and cashew chicken was pre-made on the same day, yet I don't understand why that lady at the cashier had to be so mean.. raised her voice and yelled at me with saliva shooting at my face: \"so you want num-ba won and two no fore YES? NUM-BA WAT? OK! two and fore! Now pay.\"", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WDEMfLvXLEMlJXYR-Ch5ig", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "f27O1UrYxium8o8Jox60Xw", "text": "Simply put: the food is cheap.  There is really nothing special about the place except it closes late and it is in the Asian Cuisine area in UC Berkeley.  The food is exactly what you would expect from a cheap thai place.  They are semi-helpful with dietary needs.  Just because I gave it three stars does not mean I would not go back to enjoy a cheap and simple thai meal.  I would recommend this place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2011-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Fe6pd739ByyqC-dJRG4X_w", "text": "The food I had here last night was a lot like me after 4 hours at Bears Lair:\na hot vegeterian mess that was way too sauced for it's own good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2Qfa3o72sq04_MCUxy3Shg", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fTuCXlrTAbNgNra_tqhRrg", "text": "I rarely eat curry, but it was midnight over Christmas Break and everything was closed...I got the curry with prawns, then added catfish. OMG it was awesome! I later went to Thai House on Shattuck was nothing in comparison: watery and diluted. Eckk!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QSMf1SpzVMRNZTx6WmocjA", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FZi6Ex94KGz8V13iFn41GQ", "text": "Sounds interesting and so I decide to try it out. It's in the durant/telegraph quadrant of UCB.  (Bermuda triangle?) Small place in strip mall type building with tons of other restaurants from Italian to Mediterranean. I ordered Basil Sauteed Veggies combo (#44d) at the suggestion of the counter lady. This is mixed vegs and tofu sauteed in bell peppers, onions, basil in chilli garlic sauce.  Food was satisfactory and I would have given it 3 stars but...and here the list of negatives:\n\nNo menu... Only what's on the wall\nNo credit card. period. \nI ordered to stay.  They gave me to go. Wtf. \n(And it wasn't as if she didn't understand English)\n\nFinal nail to the coffin.  I'm just about to finish my meal and a man walks into the restaurant with half eaten sandwich. Talks to the counter lady and then proceeds with a small plastic fork to remove hot peppers from the spices tray (the marinated ones) and decks his half-eaten sandwich with hot peppers.  This guy looks semi-homeless.  The fact that the fork touches peppers to half-eaten-sandwich makes my stomach turn.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "gP4krxEM93II-mVaf6348Q", "date": "2007-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gHJ_L7dSAyLU_-YdPMPOtg", "text": "I was here with my cousin who goes to Cal Berkeley. we were pretty hungry, and with thai being my favorite food, i decided to give this place a shot. i decided to try a foolproof dish: pad thai. The food itself was pretty good. there was a good amount, enough to fill a hungry teenager. but the flavor was lacking. by the time i was almost done, everything sorta tasted the same. the chicken was fine, as was the shrimp, but it could definitely use more sauce.\n\nTHE SERVICE IS ATROCIOUS. but i mean, thats typical of any asian owned restaurant. :P (im not being racist, im chinese myself). the price for the pad thai was 6.61, and so i thought 7 bucks would be enough. i ordered in a cherful voice, and then the lady stuck out her hand without telling me how much it was with tax. i gave her the 7 which she took, and then she stuck out her hand again and rudely gestured for the extra 25 cents that i was lacking. i was confused for a moment because she never even said how much the total was, but then i looked at the register and fumbled through my wallet for another dollar. she then took it, looking a bit annoyed, and then gave me my receipt. (side note: DO NOT LOSE YOUR RECEIPT. you need it to pick up your food.) so yeah, i got my receipt, and then waited something like 15 minutes for my food. that part was fine since i was with friends, but just a heads up on busy days.\n\noverall, the food was pretty good, but the service was bad. if you have a thick skin, you'll have no issues getting some decent chow. and if you dont like it, there are 7 other types of food in the pavaliion ranging from italian to vietnamese.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oQ0H3vAowJNCCM8piZuq6g", "date": "2011-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GLE41Y5F06GnCn5-O0Dx6g", "text": "Mmm, you can smell the delicoiousness outside the doorway, almost so thick it covers the lingering piss smell that reeks around the Ghetts. The food is delicious, as the portions are generous, meanwhile the flavors are abundant and salty. Dishes usually range between 6-10 dollars, which is about normal for places around this area. They do have complimentary water, that you fill up yourself. As you walk in, the noise level is almost at an unthinkable level, since there's so many college kids. The interior is messy, but clean enough to pass inspection and eat in. On the right wall as you walk in, is a full blown menu along with some pictures and prices, as well as descriptions, to let you know what trouble your tummy is about to get into! It serves most thai foods. The noodles, the rice plates, the specials you name it. The line moves are a sluggish pace, since the cashier is this asian lady, who is straight up rude and just sits in her chair. The wait depends on the people, so I suggest you come along with a friend just to kill time since the wait can get up to about 30 mins if you're unlucky. But you know the food is fresh because you can see them cooking it behind those murky glass shields over the counter and your food does arrive piping hot. \n\nI suggest to order the Pad Kee Mow with chicken and the grilled pork with rice! Both are nomnomnom goodness! Street parking on the streets, but for the most part college students come here, so its best to walk or public transit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DKf72wuGb-RUB9DKe0vbYQ", "date": "2011-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LeUOKiqTzNi6LNeN4q5S-g", "text": "Thai basil is great! The food is tasty and the portions are huge. I really love the pineapple fried rice. It comes with huge chunks of pineapple, cashews and raisins. Their pad see ew and pad thai are also excellent. I've been told that the food here is not authentic Thai food, but I love it, regardless. \n\nThe one dish I would not recommend is their rad na. It's supposed to be a noodle dish with gravy but I found the gravy to be really diluted and just kind of gross tasting. \n\nAlso, I admit that the old guy who works as the cashier is slightly hostile. Service is not their strong point. \n\nOverall, it is the best restaurant in the Asian Ghetto though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cEUpz4zStfvm0Gfm9tnZbA", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mn-rQ0jej9ZruNcewggC4Q", "text": "Decided to go to the Asian Ghetto for some lunch, and stumbled into Thai Basil. Definite plus that the menu is on the wall, is huge, and has pictures of everything. Ordered the Combo Garlic Pepper, which consists of saut\u00e9ed chicken, beef, pork and seafood, with mushrooms and onions in garlic chili sauce. The assortment of seafood is a bit strange, but nothing tasted out of place. The beef and pork were especially yummy, and the rice hit the spot when mixed with the sauce. Overall, average meal at three stars. Worth a try, but definitely not a regular.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZPyQ1_ZpU17u532Ibk6Yww", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ndFHH8rHUyudVSsWLiHUuw", "text": "I came to Berkeley from a super small town with no ethnic food and where I was a part of the 1% asian population in my school. \n\nIronically, my white floormate from San Diego took me here and introduced me to the wonderful world of Thai food. \n\nOne bite of the pad thai and I seriously fell in love. This is a college kid's dream...huge portions, cheap and delicious. \n\nI always get their pad thai, but their pad see ew and eggplant dishes are pretty yummy! \n\nI also love their green peppers!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fk3DM6lenN7VGgGTaOesig", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O8iMjxnLIa-GIEKLBtiKOw", "text": "Obviously the pad see ew and pad kee mao are delicious - they're freakin' oily, caramelized noodles.\n\nI like this place because the noodles stay relatively whole and the chicken pieces are pretty big (instead of near-ground chicken at some other places). The meat is really dry though.\n\nTheir portion sizes have definitely been shrinking and their prices have been increasing. When I order late-night greasy food I don't want the portion size to be sufficient - I want it to be FOOD COMA sized.\n\nTIPS\n1. Call in your order so you don't have to awkwardly wait. It does take a while for them to cook.\n2. When ordering, ask for less oil. They listen.\n3. At home, add extra broccoli to your pad see ew to reduce oiliness, saltiness, and most importantly, guilt!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tAgOtCOi9Q9e2m11sSWiHg", "text": "Probably been there 4-5 times over the course of three years.\n\nThe food is like... okay.. but it's not like I am going to miss it or anything. They are pretty stingy for the amount of food they serve for the price. \n\nI was gonna give this place a 3, but the angry cashier lady makes me reconsider. She always yell out something in Thai to her workers and she always give u the death glare if you hand her a creditcard or debit card. I am sorry alright? Sometimes I am out of cash and I apologize if you are reading this review. See! DO I NEED TO FEEL BAD ABOUT SPENDING MONEY AT YOUR EATERY? That's abnormal!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "06D3rfl74mIkjsHL-P4UpA", "text": "Nestled in the very back corner of the Asian Ghetto (yes I can call it the ghetto because I'm Asian damnit, none of this Gourmet Ghetto or Durant Food Court nonsense), one would expect a hidden treasure of Thai Cuisine.\n\nInstead, sheer gravity of mediocrity falls upon patrons, crushing one's spine more severely than all those Chem 3A books in your backpack during finals season.  Yeah, the pineapple fried rice is good, the pad thai is satisfactory, but they really need to stop watering down the curry.  You can't cut corners on curry, fricking pour in that coconut milk and make heart clench in high cholesterol pleasure.\n\nThe service is probably the most sub-par.  Sometimes they just don't understand special orders like \"Please don't make this spicy\" or \"Hi I am severely allergic to _____, please do not include it in my dish so I can eat my meal without going into anaphylactic shock.\"\n\nRecent e.g.\n\nTrang (My friend): Not spicy. Ok?\nCashier: Ok! (Scribbles down EXTREMELY HOT on receipt)\nTrang: Wait wait wait! This not spicy right?\nCashier: Oh yes!\n(Order comes out completely speckled with chiles)\n\nTL;DR: Cheap Thai food for under $10, but you really get what you pay for, and arguably less.  Be prepared to bring your own Epi-pen or spend a few secondss picking out unwanted ingredients before eating.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WSTHgJ6aAhHjk_p4xRvy_A", "date": "2010-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "7AVAs3oZk_HSzk8G72wHBg", "text": "I've been here a few times and came here last week after a 3 year hiatus. The food is good and affordable and serves good portions. This place can get a little crowded because your near campus. \n\nThis place is a little small and you can over hear peoples conversions whether you like it or not. For instance, when I went last week, there were a group of girls talking about farting in front of their boyfriends. I wasn't trying to listen, but they were sharing a tiny table and sitting so close that it was unavoidable. It was difficult to keep a straight face and was laughing in my mind hysterically as I ate my noodles. I guess that's what they mean by girl talk, eh?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZuSJivkWwsuQ4d64UPtPMA", "date": "2010-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Tq5a9lkEpi5Ai3zyH6btJw", "text": "Hands down, my favorite place to eat in Berkeley. When I was a Cal Student Orientation counselor, I think I'd come here like 3 times a week. In fact, I just took a trip to Thailand, and even though Thai food in Thailand was cheaper, due to my American-accustomed taste, I couldn't wait to have myself some Pad See Ew Chicken when I returned to Berkeley afterwards. There's just something about it that I'm addicted to...it might be the loads of oil in there or the salty/sweet taste of the pad see ew noodles...but I must have eaten that dish like 50 times as a student at Cal.\n  I should also add, that my fave combo is Pad See Ew Chicken and Snapple Apple. One of the only places I know in Berkeley that has the addicting drink that is Snapple Apple! Haha. Good stuff.\n  The only other things I've had at Thai Basil are Pad Thai and Yellow Curry Chicken, which are both tasty as well, and I would recommend them.  Something to note is that since mid-May, they are now CASH ONLY! No more cards for Thai Basil :P", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xiBGreimmO1XYqznZIwv1w", "date": "2011-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "9H4sLcZ1OL8Eer9KNV9nVQ", "text": "The moment you walk into this place, a million MSG molecules adhere to your face and start activating NMDA receptors, cascading through the rest of your body and convincing your hands to fork over six, seven dollars for food that is 40% simple carbohydrates, 40% soybean oil making its way towards the trans state, and 20% sodium - with 50/50 chloride and glutamate as counterions. \n\nThe food here makes John Basedow cry, and every time I see one of you freshman hotties parading in here my heart cracks a little at the thought of the imminent loss of a pair of good, sturdy thighs. How else will you run from your boyfriend over to my humble haven at northside?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LoaVWjJrqHVhohmafeNtAg", "date": "2008-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "58r99whQV5u5g26JN-20QQ", "text": "My lovely boyfriend is Thai so I'm picky about my Thai food. First off, the portions aren't really \"asian portions\" where they can feed a party of 2 and a half. Located in the heart of the Asian Ghetto, it's like walking down the dirty streets of China. Trash overflowing with no recycling bin.\n\nThe order took a very long time :( Upside is that there's hot thai tea while you wait :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RTf5YTfKtKRmJU94BJhGzQ", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7PETZO2hn18OPLHMzHqKwA", "text": "My cousin took me here when I came up to visit NorCal. I ordered the Chicken Curry, and they got the right amount of spiciness that I like! It definitelyyyyy HIT THE SPOT. I was freezing my little socal-ass off up there! It was ridiculously cheap, too. Very reminiscent of Thai Spice back in Irvine, CA. I would definitely come back if I'm ever chillin' in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r6Wvdg-IHCfvZTh0NPcO0A", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9WQbPradwcDyZEa1qO3l7A", "text": "Thai Basil, why are you always so packed!  My Freshman year, I basically lived at the Asian Ghetto when I wasn't burning my meal points and Thai Basil was amazing to me.  I always got the grilled pork, which is a lot like its Vietnamese counterpart.  It does come with a sweet thai chili sauce and a side of rice; I usually ask for a side of steamed broccoli and even though it's barely cooked and still super crunchy, they never roll their eyes or charge me extra for it!  It makes me feel healthier, too.  \n\nThe pad thai here is good, definitely better than the Thai place at the Gourmet Ghetto (I got prawnS with it and they gave me TWO prawns.  One less and they would have had to call it PAD THAI WITH PRAWN).  Anyways, I've had the basil chicken which was way too spicy for me and made me feel like I was going to get sick because the \"chicken\" was in super tiny grounded pieces, making me believe it was just leftover parts.  \n\nThe people that own the place won't go out of their way to be friendly.  It used to make me nervous that they wore face masks in the kitchen, but I guess if I were inhaling smoke fumes all day I would do that too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "basVdgaGZaSdwZXGqHTi9g", "text": "Whenever I'm in Berkeley or north Oakland and feel like eating Thai I go here. My aunt is Thai and I've had home-cooked Thai. This may not be as good but it's close enough. Having a separate vegetarian menu also gets an extra star from me. \n\nThai iced tea is ridiculously orange but tastes good. Never had an order malfunction. Although one time when I ordered the catfish I was severely disappointed but a time before that it was fine. I seriously go here all the time! \n\nBeing in the Asian food court helps in case someone I'm with doesn't want Thai. Very well priced for poor bastards like myself. Right by telegraph and the Bank of America is on the same street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wlWQ6dHH5A68MxRIZXsREA", "date": "2008-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CwAxI2SV3cCr-3EOy3Opfw", "text": "Really great, cheap, fast hole in the wall Thai restaurant in the Asian ghetto. I love the Spicy basil chicken. Haven't tried much else b/c I haven't had the desire to.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2005-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "diI_yCQJQx4QMDft3H5w6Q", "text": "The Thai food is mediocre at best, the portions do not justify the price, and the line is not justifiable either! Where is justice!!! Dam Durant food court makes mediocre food seem heavenly", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DsZtKuROtzIPm7kbI0N1Lw", "text": "You know those times when you just crave something? When something just comes over you? When you want Thai Basil, you have to get Thai Basil. Nothing will hit the spot like Thai Basil. \n\nI've been coming to thai basil all 4 years of my undergrad and my feelings toward it has not changed. Relatively cheap, great tasting, and pretty decent portion sizes. How can you go wrong?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vn7JtT64IYTKFbqJ5vvKAQ", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DZv3AGinL1513sxN2ADXTQ", "text": "I would say that this is a decent thai restaurant located in Berkeley. I recommend their pad see ew chicken, basil chili chicken, and thai beef and chicken. But their pad thai is pretty bland with little flavor. Their food comes out pretty decently, and is pretty enjoyable. However they no longer take credit card anymore so you have to bring cash.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xyEKqvRmaYd-7Pj9F20pXA", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EipkOtGzgtlUddTJRNeg8g", "text": "Best part is when you are screamed at like a criminal for asking if your order is ready after 20 minutes. \nThe popularity of this place amongst Cal students is enough to make you feel like maybe you didn't get into that good of a university in the first place... Come on Cal Students you are supposed to be smarter than this!!!\nHuge long lines, slow service, rude employees scream at you over crackling\nmicrophones, flies buzzing at your face, cash only.... THEN you FINALLY\nget your food and it is oozing with high fructose corn syrup and MSG. Berkeley students must crave MSG and abuse. There is almost no space to\nstand and wait for your order, so don't count on this place changing\nanything theyre doing anytime soon.\nI can't imagine a worse eating experience unless you actually got food\npoisoning. Although, with that much MSG and high fructose corn syrup, the\nterm \"food poisoning\" might abstractly apply. I thought I must have\nordered a bad menu selection because how does this place stay so busy?\nWent back and realized that Berkeley stereotypes about healthy eating are\njust that- stereotypes. Berkeley students wake up and smell the MSG!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "gY9gT0EsIjfCQhjLBrkJew", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HpjXG_iwdvtmX-XAqIFSjw", "text": "No one can beat the price for the amount of food and even decent quality that Thai Basil gives their customers. Back when I wasn't a vegetarian, I regularly craved the basil chili chicken. The tofu pad Thai, however, was less than satisfactory. First off, there were about two pieces of tofu on the whole plate. Also, most of the noodles were drowned in peanut sauce.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "csS1E9FccVp27nVryqbrfg", "date": "2007-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HYdt_WU0L7T9Ba9YQvokIQ", "text": "The absolute best place to go after a Cal football or basketball game!  We order one set of dishes to eat there, and another to take home to Pleasanton to eat the next day.  It's the best!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "V3hBxL54sTTeSqpOKq9yOA", "date": "2006-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i_Ic5NUbv6__5TWkQrBe5A", "text": "Great, fast, cheap thai food...works well if you're in a hurry and not in the mood for a sit down restaurant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ixUBf9GcpOtH3FivkuYQfA", "text": "The first time I tried Thai Basil's pad thai as a freshman, I thought it tasted amazing! Like, even better than the pad thai at any of the other Thai establishments near campus. But recently, the pad thai just hasn't been as good as how i remembered. Maybe it's a decline in quality, or maybe it's because my taste buds have matured, but the pad thai just seems to taste less flavorful. The chicken can also be dry at times. Nevertheless, I still come whenever I have a craving for Thai food because it's the closest place to my apt. \n\nI also like their pad see ew, but their portions seem to be smaller than the pad thai...\n\nAnd expect a longer wait for your food than the other Asian Ghetto establishments. Sometimes I even phone in my order beforehand to avoid the line.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J7X_Td62hfA3jsGsIktF0A", "text": "THANK THE BERKELEY GODS FOR THAI BASIL! \nWhoooooooo! This is definitely as good as it gets! So darn good, I'm afraid it has become a serious addiction. I might have to start my own Thai Basil Rehab...\n\nAt this point, you may be thinking, \"what is so good about this place?\"\nWell, once you get past it's location which is in the furthest end of the \"Asian Ghetto,\" as us Berkeley students like to call it, you face a delicious dish made in Thai Berkeley heaven. Not only are the prices great ($4-7) but the portions are HUGE! You can easily share a dish with a friend. I personally don't like to share my Thai Basil. It's just too good, I'll take as much as I can get. \nThe place is pretty small so you may have to sit out in the cold and eat your food. If this is the case, get ***** spicy (five stars spicy level). That'll warm you right up. They only take cash, so make sure you make a pit stop at the ATM before arriving. Another perk about Thai Basil is that they are open until 12:30am. SCORE! I'm always up studying late, and who doesn't get the munchies after a long study session, right? \nHonestly, I am a big Thai food fan and I've tried many Thai restaurant but I can't get past the price, quantity, spice, and deliciousness of this place. My favorite dishes are the Tom Kah, which is perfect for those cold nights, and the Pad Thai, perfect any day at any time. The noodles are cooked to perfection and since I'm a big fan of spicy, I always ask for ***** \n\nReally, this is one of the best restaurants in Berkeley. BY FAR! Try it and enjoy! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P-xcy872BvGcClkNpNlPqQ", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jXntRnUOm6n4QGqbvpxoYQ", "text": "Extremely good, extremely spicy (especially if you order it Thai hot). This is the best Thai restaurant in Berkeley, believe it or not!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fa3P8dibTRU8QG-XwVMigw", "date": "2006-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K0Xjx3luKHrMffPeCUYngg", "text": "The most expensive counter-ordering Thai eatery in the vicinity of Berkeley but also one of the better Thai restaurants.  I like their garlic pepper chicken.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lJy15dl35kXp0IWbPjjuAQ", "text": "I always tell myself that I'll try all the different Thai places around Berkeley (since there are SO MANY), but I usually end up at Thai Basil because it's at such a convenient location. They now are cash only which is sometimes annoying but the BoA ATM machine is 30 seconds away, so it's not too bad. \nTheir foods have so much flavor (& is also very greasy), whether it's the noodles like Pad Thai or Pad See Ew or the rice places like the Cashew Chicken or Basil Chicken, and it never fails to give me food coma after. Frankly, the food is nothing really special. It's decent and fills you up but it's not anything to really \"wow\" over.\nI especially like their lunch specials where you can choose 2-3 items from the choices for a pretty decent price. & I also love the hot thai tea that they have. Mmmmm.\nDownside: the wait is always SUPER long.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "q0VOKpyuUDJ18To18o3dlQ", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-LP_zM9IqnMmbMjFDMgdqg", "text": "The first item I ever ordered here (probably over a year ago) was their Pad Thai, and I wasn't very impressed so I never came back... until recently, when a friend of mine let me try some green curry that he bought here. I'm so glad he did!\n\nSince then (this was a few weeks ago) I've been back at least 3 times each week, and everything I've tried has been delicious! My favorite is the Pad Prik King chicken or the green curry. \n\nHuge servings, good price (most items are between $5 and $8), fairly quick, really tasty. \n\nThe only downside is that they're cash only.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2HcLOaGOT6Vzb7Q_EEOtDg", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mFTaYsRDyeFaY2NDLfSaAA", "text": "Greasy fried goodness?! You got it!\n\nAlthough the noodles tend to be a little too greasy the sauce they are in is absolutely delicious. \n\nTends to get rather crowded at around 7pm but the line moves pretty fast and they are pretty efficient at pumping out orders. \n\nThe menu is very vast (maybe a little too vast) but the prices of this place are perfect for the college location.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rz_TqU1qK1iDAk03TH7z2Q", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mNX6lY7YjyPZYgzkzstWog", "text": "Tasty Thai at a reasonable cost - it's a hole in the wall but what you lose in ambience you save in the cost of the tip. \n\nBasil Chili Chicken = WIN (fried egg optional)\nPad Thai & Pad See Ew are also very good\nand..Pepper Garlic chicken/beef/tofu  \n\nDefinitely call ahead for take-out, they get busy during peak hours", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XcyDTLRNJo2l578AdtqmOA", "date": "2011-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mXTdi8vlOfPuWKZVLRgscg", "text": "It was late... nothing else open so why  not? all these awards from years ago are misleading.\n\nMy first Thai experience in Berkeley was not a great one.\n\nChicken Satay =  unflavorful, dry, rubbery.\nPad Thai = unflavorful, dry, clumped up.\n\none bite of each and then handed it over to a few homeless people.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NUwBd_2U2jj6rJJeZBy--w", "text": "A friend and I were visiting SF/Berkeley, and we walked into this place to grab some dinner. It wasn't all that busy, but ~15 mins after we got in line, the place became PACKED. I guess the place was popular and we didn't even know it.\n\nI don't even remember the name of what I ordered (I wasn't exactly in the right state of mind, haha), but it was a noodles + seafood dish. It was quite good, there was enough seafood to keep me happy. Mine was one of the more expensive dishes on the menu, probably because of the seafood. Sad, but what can you do when you don't eat meat (the meat dishes were much cheaper).\n\nThe food was good, but it was much too crowded and hectic for my taste. There were no seats left empty, my friend and I were sharing a 6 seat table with 4 other people that we didn't know. (I don't really care, but the table was cramped!) The entire restaurant was packed, and it took me 5 mins to walk 5 feet and navigate my way to the hot sauce/water. Twice. :(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GFtPK1tayRmEsFe0BeWxrQ", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n_yvLyV5t202S0EhG_vBQA", "text": "Ok, the fried rice is not bad, but this owner lady always gives me trouble. \n\nI once ordered beef fried rice with extra rice expecting to pay about\n\na dollar extra at the most. I gave her my card and it was $10.50!\n\nbeef fried rice ($7.00) + extra rice = $10.50?\n\nI asked her why and she said, it's one order + half order which is $3.50\n\nI was like WFT?? The thing is she did not even tell me what the\n\ntotal was and just swiped my card and ripped me off that way.\n\n\nAnother thing. They left a big giant piece of spice in my fried rice plate and I did not know what it was and I almost threw up.\n\nI still think the regular fried rice without a big giant spice in it is decent,\nbut I just cannot give this place more than one star.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LWI6wFVkoe2CKCyj-f7O7Q", "date": "2010-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pd3nTIsRZyWxiccLRp4g6w", "text": "Tips:\n\nCash only\n\n-----------------------------------------------------\n\nI really like the pad thai from Thai Basil which is more on the sweeter side of pad thai. They give you pretty good portions as well. I got a Yellow Chicken Curry today for $7.25 and the curry tasted good. The curry is the typical Thai curry that's sweet and not thick. The rice was a bit undercooked because it wasn't soft enough for my taste, but rice can be eaten at any consistency.\n\nPersonally I like Racha and Berkeley Thai House a bit better than Thai Basil, but it's still a staple in \"Asian Ghetto\". It's great for a quick bite to eat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PGSjP_YVSu7Br4pgxHfd8Q", "text": "Good, cheap and fast. \n\nThe best of the student take-out places and you won't feel like you just ate a meal only the metabolism of a nineteen year old could handle.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g2oseja9mnTSA8Qq7GXqBg", "date": "2005-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pudy6GuT-TyNXDwsh5aD2g", "text": "Pretty good food. And cheap. It's hard to understand the cashier when it's the older man or lady working, and the lady is usually pretty rude. Oh well. I love my Vegetarian Pad See-Ew. Hate anything with  meat in this place. Had it, and never will again. Cheap low quality \"meat,\" but I guess that's expected. But yea...vegetarian pad see-ew. yum.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qGcs7fBD95ktYyY5Dqc8RQ", "text": "Good, inexpensive, no frills thai. And the menu is huge....literally. It takes up a whole wall. I'm a huge panang curry fan and they do it well. And of course they have really good thai iced tea.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bQrwY3epsiwbkHoB54toLg", "date": "2007-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qTy_s0atfqe-JAKlIEoGtQ", "text": "I actually used to like this place.  It's convenient, and a lot of my friends like it, so I ate here. \n\nThe guy who takes your order isn't very nice, so don't ask him any questions.  I've had the pad thai and the pad see ew (sp?) here.  Both okay.  Then I discovered the basil chicken fried rice.  It's not basil chicken, it's basically chicken fried rice with basil, and it's spicy, and it's good.  \n\nOnce, however, I got take-out a night before a midterm or a final and I got super sick after eating my thai basil.  Seriously, I woke up in the middle of the night and puked my guts out.  I thought I was going to die, my stomach hurt so much.  From the looks of it, I didn't digest the food.  And this was food I ate hours ago.  I think I only had a little of it too, since I normally don't eat too much when I'm stressed\n\nToo greasy for my liking.\n\nAnyway, because of that experience, I will never ever eat here again.  It's like one of the aversive reaction effects.  If you do however, decide to eat here, I recommend the basil chicken fried rice.\n\nI don't think they accept credit cards, but maybe they do now?  Oh yea, it's normally really busy and crowded, esp. during peak hours, and it takes forever to get your food.  So be prepared to wait a bit.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xfbSQGUaUAlkQ_v-ZCR09A", "date": "2008-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R96CHf-RG-a9XteJDfrIQQ", "text": "I used to like Thai Basil a lot, but I just grew tired of their food after a while because everything seems so greasy and full of MSG.  The prices are reasonable, as are the portions, and the service is good enough.  I also appreciate that they have a good amount of vegetarian options, although I dunno if they use fish sauce or not.\n\nAnyways, the food here always just leaves a greasy film in my mouth from all of the oil and MSG.  I think the MSG also gives me a little bit of a headache afterwards.  There is better Thai food out there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ggBO9hIm71yISlyndU2kqQ", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_rcpkirCotrvJotv_-67fw", "text": "I have frequented many Thai restaurants over the years, and comparing those to Thai Basil, I have but three words: greasy greasy greasy.\n\nI will concede that many of their dishes are certainly flavorful and evoke many classic Thai flavors such as the sweet, sour, spicy in their Tom Yum Goong or the alluring wok-flavor in their Fried Rice. However, I do feel that many of their dishes could get by with a lot less oil. Plus, the food they serve for their lunch special is sub-par compared to their other a la carte items (Lunch special items are pre-cooked and spooned onto plates when ordered). Having two contrasting sets of dishes in this light shows inconsistency in my book.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BnpRLcCQnA7tytWeQoUZVQ", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rOKONVBVdr0SqhJRMOoIGQ", "text": "Their Basil Eggplant Tofu is my favorite thing here. Big portions and the price is very reasonable, especially for the college student's budget. I love this place\n\nTIP: They recently went to cash only.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oUMsHjqY_EqmILIL5P5ALQ", "date": "2011-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sOMSXqQcIlETTELO-x76zg", "text": "cheap, consistent, centrally located by campus. many great vegetarian options. i crave basil eggplant tofu every single day", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1jb940KpnO_nZ228XwXoKA", "date": "2006-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TpYtFhtLImL9hgHtQAglhQ", "text": "OK Thai fast food. I like to get the garlic chicken or the weekday lunch combo specials. The free Thai tea makes me feel all warm inside too on a freakin cold Berkeley day. The food is made quick and the people making the food are very clean about it since the women hold back their hair w/ scarves and also wear masks over their nose and mouth like a sergeon.\nthis place gets an F for service though. The service at the cashier is very rude. also, the prices here are the most expensive in Asian ghetto for the price. Its a good place though for your Thai food fix but if you have the time to walk go to University Ave. and check out Lucky House.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oFmmwBJZY4Rtt7GM1_Y7TA", "date": "2007-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UjiRcKqf0JQZdE0zFkO-aQ", "text": "I can't believe this place only has 3.5 stars! Super cheap, delicious Thai food! Love their Pad See Euw and Spicy Seafood Stir-fry(?) Yeah...don't remember the name of the dish. It was super tasty though. We asked for the food nice and spicy, and damn, it was hot. Like deliciously masochistic-ly hot. Yum.\n\nThe food does take a little while, and the place can get pretty busy. The food's worth it though! Especially with their prices.\n\nP.S. Cash only.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kQI8LjkU5W_OtSBYwmNkZA", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v62cBVttnGkNeLzLZ3ywrA", "text": "Value-wise I think Thai Basil gets 3 stars since sometimes they give you nice big portions (e.g. Pad Thai) and sometimes you can still see the bottom of your take-out tray (e.g. Pad See-Ew).  That being said I'm giving Thai Basil 4 stars just for being in a convenient place near campus; in addition, over the past almost-three-years that I've been at Cal their food has been pretty consistent quality-wise.  I like the pad-see-ew best; their pad thai is alright but there are some other places that do it better.  The Kao Moo Dang is like a Chinese-style BBQ pork on rice, but not even a really good BBQ pork...so I've only had that once.\n\nI agree with previous reviewers....despite the rise in prices the food is still pretty dependable!  I'll be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0l9MY_ovQcBogtqMcXE7VA", "date": "2009-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vn676_hYZ1kuzHOta8lS2w", "text": "Craving some good Thai food around my area and haven't really been able to fine one. Sad. \n\nBut, when I think of good, cheap Thai food, I can't forget Thai Basil when I was at CAL. I loved this place. It's cheap, walking distance (for me), and really freak'n good. Their pad-see-ew, pad thai and combination fried rice were delicious. I remembering ordering the combination fried rice a lot because I could never get enough of it. When it's fresh and super hot, mmmmmm yummy! So flavorful. It is a cash only place, and it's not the cleanest place, but hey, it's inside the \"Asian Ghetto\" in a college town, so you kind of figured. =P Don't get me wrong, because I get food at the asian ghetto a lot, but you should come to expect what kind of place you are eating at. Either way, 4 stars for the delicious food. \n\nNow if I can only find Thai food that is just as good, and at just as good of a price around here.....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y-rRZqS-46HnBJxrj-Im_g", "date": "2012-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VnojOL1aPRkOc0BVEx6sQQ", "text": "1. Pad See Ew\n2. Pad Thai\n3. Pineapple Fried Rice\n\nThis is basically what I go to Thai Basil for. Soo goodddd!! I hear the BBQ chicken is pretty good too but I've never tried it! You get good portions for the relatively cheap price you pay! I've never really eaten Thai food before college.. but now I love it! (:\n\nThe only downside is the slow service.. even though it doesn't seem like they're slow.. they are... they take a good amount of time to get the food out to you. I usually wait around a good 15-20 minutes for my food. As annoying as it is, I guess it's worth the wait if my cravings are satisfied in the end!\n\nOtherwise, this is one of the better Thai restaurants in Berkeley and it's conveniently located super close to campus, but if I had to choose, I'd go to Racha Cafe down on Telegraph Ave for better quality Thai food & a lotttt better service. That's just me though!~", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JinNpmASOyO1IaBA68PNSA", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yev3V4U2BdgyC8gemuyzrw", "text": "This is ok food but certainly not the best in Berkeley. Most dishes are a bit too oily for my tastes so I usually go with the fried rice. There isn't much space and the food is a bit pricey.  I like Thai House better when on the southside.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YIhtWerKHLNER20IJmGFMg", "text": "My girlfriend and I are surprised by the low ratings of this place on Yelp. She started attending UC Berkeley recently and we've been visiting different eateries and Thai Basil is by far our favorite. The best dish we've gotten so far is the Curry Vegetable Fried Rice (I'm a vegetarian; she's not, but she likes the dish tremendously, as well). A big plus is that unlike most other Thai places, this place is very cheap for Thai food. Most dishes range between $5.50 and $6.25 or so, and even dishes loaded with seafood aren't much more expensive.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rww-krmT3SO10gA0qZIktg", "date": "2008-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ytWkbRePn2nwqsN4S1nYvA", "text": "One of my favorite places to go to at Asian Ghetto!\n\nWaiting for your food takes a ridiculous long time though...and I have no idea why. I was waiting for almost 20 minutes for my meal and there was only like 1 person ahead of me. \n\nOther than that, the food is pretty cheap and the portion usually lasts me two meals. I recommend the pad thai or green curry!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rYJ-o5TwiEj7XMysXOU43A", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zHdD5UVVLXb1wQj9YUyfBQ", "text": "Really good Thai food for the price.  The combination fried rice is amazing.  The pad prik king is really good, and the pad-see-eew is not bad either.  The owners are nice, and my mom accidently reunited with an elementary school friend she knew back in Thailand.  Weird.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lufa4bHQd3XLYQE1zXis0g", "date": "2006-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZHgzI-6rtiaSx7mjQZcivQ", "text": "I come here for one thing, and one thing only: Combo Pad Thai. Never had such amazing Pad Thai for the price its worth. The Pad Thai comes with shrimp, chicken and tofu with no extra charge! \n\nnom nom nom. All in my tummy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KRZALzi0ZgrGYyjZNg72_g", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2irODhx_sxXf-9YjRj7bYA", "text": "What can i say abt thai basil....words cant do justice for this place, its the BEST thai food you would ever eat in your life!!!\n\nFrom college days to now, only one place which really knows how to hit the spot is Thai Basil. Try Basil Tofu!!! Its a total hole in the wall with the cheapest thai food ever but dont let the price fool you...the sevice is crappy but the food makes up for everthing!! They are open until midnight and worth to drive to berkeley (or even fly to bay area) to eat Basil Tofu!! lol..Yummy!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "x2SixsslHXRZlNmtEXlPCQ", "date": "2007-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3aE7SopN8Yrv4ubrRJWxlw", "text": "This place has terrible service. The bitter old boss lady always gives me an attitude. She is very impatient and scolds/yells at customers. This place is a joke.\n\nTheir food is only average. Definitely not worth the bad customer service. \n\nI would rate this place a 0 star if I could. I would not recommend this place to anyone, the terrible customer service might ruin your day.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Pjk2oIjaln-CqvTlziPRfQ", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3KN4EgvtEs5GmS40Tm4-ag", "text": "I LOVE THIS PLACE. Everything is so delicious and affordable. Plus the owners are very nice and always remember me. I've had the yellow curry, pineapple fried rice, combo fried rice, satay chicken, and pad thai and I have loved every dish. Can't wait to try more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D9LAUsXxp_KfJo3T9BpbBA", "date": "2008-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LgGYXoREdLPkNLqXnhZLIQ", "text": "I'm surprised that this place fell under four stars!\n\nIt seems like nobody on campus has anything bad to say about the food here. However I do agree that it does not have greatservice and you usually have to wait a good minute for your food. (but it's because it's so busy!)\n\nThe curry here is very good, and the pad-se-ew chicken is amazing! The basil fried rice chicken is also very good. But in my opinion, stay away from the pad thai. It tastes really cheap cafeteria food for some reason and it might be the reason that it fell under four stars!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KVoYCx8tvlxxAqEi2jZ5fA", "date": "2010-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tqsIWohzvvp6wrmzF6GgOg", "text": "Okay - so it is the best Thai food I have found in Berkeley, CA and it is cash only and a big student draw as it is in the food court.   So I am not saying do not go - however I am saying take the food to go.  It is a good value for the quality. \n\nThe owners and staff have all their focus on the kitchen which makes for consistently good food - however they really need to pay attention to what is happening in the dining room also.  Maybe they can buy some cameras or mirrors or just darn start to pay attention. \n\nToday -  there was a TV Show called the 1000 ways to DIE blasting loud in the small dining room - which was all blood and gore on the TV.  This was not exactly appetizing to eat a nice relaxing lunch to.  A great contrast to the floating lotus flowers at the order station.   Three people went to the front and asked to change the channel on the TV and the lady never did a thing to change the channel and just ignored the complaints.  If she does not understand she should try to get someone else that does or investigate.   A couple people left and I changed seats so I did not have to watch.\n\nHowever - then a homeless man with some definite mental health issues came into the restaurant.  He went straight to the busser station in the main restaurant as if he knew exactly where to go.  He cleaned off a plate at the busser station with a used fork and started digging through all the left-over waste - in front of all the people dining.  He then prepared himself a meal out of the garbage and sat himself down at a nice table in the main dining room and ate his meal in the middle of the restaurant.\n  Many staff saw him and did nothing to interrupt him.   \n\nThe man then went table to table asking for food in a very aggressive way and psychotic way.   He yelled some obscenities at the customers for not giving him their food and then hit the condiment station where he decided to suck down the soy sauce and thai condiments like a baby bottle.  Mouth to bottle and drank it all down like a refreshment.  The buss boy  finally asked him what he was doing after 40 minute roller coaster and the guy left.   He did not remove the soy sauce bottle - until I said that it was not sanitary to leave it there. \n\nI think people should feel safe in a restaurant and their managers need to make sure that the ambiance is as important as the food.   They should be a bit more protective and be aware of who comes in and out the door.  You could tell the homeless man does this all the time - he knew exactly where to go and what to do.   We all can practice compassion for the less fortunate.   However - at the same time if we are paying to sit at a table and dine on a nice meal then we should not be screamed at for not giving someone else our thai soup.  I would have much preferred that the owners just give the man a meal then have him eat out of their garbage in the main dining room.  It was just wrong.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "YZhA9sNIBYz1h6tMlNMgJQ", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZcytTivrbBxL0lYfVde30g", "text": "Oh, how nice it would be if the old man simply said \"thank you\" or didn't snatch the cash from my hand 1/1000 second after ordering. \n\nS-L-O-W service. Great food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xpkYTJb1kGzhn5QDT2ydNQ", "date": "2008-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Dg8sTO0bLoBWLJ_I4Z8Sg", "text": "Not one of the best Thai in a city full of Thai Restaurants but it has a few things going for it.  It's super cheap, no tipping needed, it's relatively fast and the food is delicious.  The pepper garlic tofu is great with a spicy sweet sauce.  The pad thai is good too although sometimes they burn the noodles.  The fried rices are the best deal with lots of food for around $5-7.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K-PtK3gDicUeLXYoJmDKWw", "date": "2006-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6bMiB_JmCaLOXwoUlXIiZg", "text": "Good food, horrible customer service.\nI saw the worst thing at this restaurant today.\n----------------------------------------\nYoung lady asked for lunch special that was posted/ advertised outside the restaurant. It was a tofu option.\nLady taking her order gave her chicken instead.\nYoung lady came back and told older lady that she could not eat chicken, and that she wanted the tofu that was advertised outside.\nOlder lady got angry and went outside to show the young lady that it was really  CHICKEN and NOT TOFU. \nBut when Older lady read the sign posted outside her restaurant, it read LUNCH SPECIAL: TOFU.\nOlder lady then went back inside, grabben piece of paper, wrote CHICKEN on it, and covered the TOFU part in front of the young lady.\nYoung lady had to take the chicken after arguing.\nThis place does not pride itself on customer service.\n\nIf you are willing to put up with this kind of attitude from the employees/owners for the good food.........YOUVE been warned.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "jT59C2nC5tZA2BYpauYRFg", "date": "2010-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hyy9bzAYza9W5rZSmMX8KQ", "text": "Meh, it's alright. I got the ol pad thai. It was nothing to write home about. The service was terrible. The old asian ladies were talking about me in chinese  because I asked to switch from to-go to for here twice, and didn't think I could understand them.  It's not like it was any trouble for them since I was still waiting for my food. . didn't have to be so rude.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4wUYpFy_lo2NVxyh4cnnrg", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PIv4ixHHkbbheDjak5WNGQ", "text": "They don't accept credit cards anymore. Such a drag. Guess they want students to carry cash around.. which some would consider dangerous in Berkeley at night.\n\nNot to mention, their food is ceasing to impress. Still good for the Asian Ghetto though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2011-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vBOMYE_GN1dMF3qIuaDZBw", "text": "i really just don't get the hype around this place.  i'm a die hard pad thai, panang, and green curry person, and all three counts, thai basil is *awful*.  the pad thai is just completely bland  and the green curry (despite my asking them to make it *super* spicy was just tatsteless.  the panang chicken was just okay.  moreover, for being such a ghetto ramshackle spot, it's not even all that cheap...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZYir_ThFBakAkSi-xzrNgA", "text": "We stupidly chose Thai Basil on our way to see Portishead at the Greek. Seriously one of the worst meals EVER!\n\nThe soup we had was served in the most inefficient way with the veggies and noodles in a box and the broth in a container. How are we supposed to combine this without a bowl? \n\nWe were served chicken in an order instead of tofu, and when my friend brought the entree up to the kitchen to complain, the staff acted like she was lying to get a free entree!! We didn't care about getting it free, we just wanted it meatless! SO RUDE, really. \n\nNone of us finished our meals, what a waste. With all the thai food options in Berkeley, there is just no excuse to eat here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "BwoisKohnfmPqlRDiLfR5g", "date": "2011-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LWhuqMeFRnBUkbxRxCgwFQ", "text": "I'm not an expert on Thai cuisine, but this place hits the spot. If you're not on a diet, I would suggest to eat at this place everyday for a week. It will be the best week of your life to that point. If you begin to have visions, don't worry, this is normal. Maybe pick up a Thai ice-tea to cleanse your palette. \nGo during the summer. Less students...less students is key to your success!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p6nBKyT9Y_pFJ1WxVEowwA", "date": "2006-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oPmvTNBekQujR0g0g5HOjg", "text": "\"NO PAD THAI FOR YOU!\"\n\nMan, we were in town for Cal day and want to Thai Basil for some lunch.  Staff was very rude.  You would think they would be happy that they are busy.  \n\nAnyway, I ordered Pad-Sew with chicken and Pineapple Fried Rice, first to eat there but my son was tired and fussy so we asked to have it to go...WOW, the lady behind the counter looked like she would stab us with the kitchen knife, even though we told her our son needed to go home.  We didn't want everyone to hear a screaming, whining child.  If it was not an open kitchen I almost bet she would have spit in our food.  Rude service.\n\nThe food was mediocre at best.  The Pad Sew tasted like they pour a cup of sugar in it, way too sweet.  The Pineapple fried rice had nuts in it when I told them no nuts.  So important safety tip - Don't take anyone allergic to nuts here, they don't take special request very well.  Price was not cheap either for Berkeley.\n\nI would never go back due to just rude service and mediocre food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ItDonnwQLDPWr3fbktJQKA", "date": "2010-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "y5MBDYGt124ZCG158XfdqQ", "text": "The pineapple chicken curry was unbelievably spicy and had wonderful flavor. Unfortunately to eat it I had to pick around all the sub-sub par chicken that littered the rice dish like minefields.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2006-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rvp0AxDRew8amUOkApe7FA", "text": "I don't understand the hype.\nMost of the food is drenched in MSG\nand the pad Thai is RIDICULOUSLY sweet\n(it's unpalatable). \n\nPersonally, I think the price here is too high\nfor the quality of food they serve. The service\nisn't exactly renown here either. And yet, this place\nis always packing customers. What gives?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rke-uYHINHJmYKk7nXxzYw", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "D8kjq9N3ij0lCinfyj-jvg", "text": "I absolutely hate the service for this place whenever I pass by it i give a huge glare at the staff. Both of my encounters for this place was horrible.\n\nI went here on a busy Sunday. it was so packed everyone was sweaty and seats were nowhere to be found. I ordered a soup because I was feeling a bit sick and I wanted something water-y. I was too short to reach the counter where they call your number and serve you food so the man push it a little further. Since he was in a rush, he pushed so far that the soup fell and spilled all over my hand. My hand was automatically on fire, and burned so bad i had to go to the hospital. It was a second degree burn, and as of today I still have that burn. \n\nThe second time I went was when they started printing out the new receipts for their customers, this lady was having a hard time using it so it took forever for here to get my order. After that she did not give me a receipt, I didn't know that i was suppose to get one either. So i waited forever! When i asked her where is my food it has been more than 45 min! And then she said where is your receipt. I said she didn't give me one and said she doesn't remember putting my order in, and i should get out of the store! \n\nEUGH. this place makes me angry!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "8c2n50ngClm2o_YhQjkbPw", "date": "2010-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_y25gdxg5FZC6PwSn-npSg", "text": "My love for Thai Basil only grew stronger over the five years I lived in Berkeley. Now even though I'm not within walking distance of this dive, I still dream about the amazingness of the basil eggplant tofu dish ordered thai hot (of course). Consistency and fresh ingredients were the name of the game when it came to this dish. It never failed to disappoint; it was always incredibly hearty and reasonably priced. \nIf you are trying to find something to complain about, you could try and point to the wait - depending on the time of day you visit, you could expect to wait 10-20 minutes after ordering your food. BUT, the only reason you are waiting is because their food isn't ready made. You order and only then do they start to cook.  A freshly made meal is what you get --so really who can complain about a 10 minute wait?\nFinally, the grandma-esque lady behind the counter totally reminds me of my great-aunt (seriously sweetest old lady with the kindest face!)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vguybeVhVDGETEm68XzggQ", "date": "2011-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2wCiwjySKyfuyWGwLjUnKQ", "text": "I normally like this place but they're slipping- they're not running lunch specials anymore and today I got the shrimp pad thai and was given only two shrimp.  That's pretty lame.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NPgM5fM4GDdOW8v-Ba9mOA", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "467LyY87AYH6RJz16MvI9Q", "text": "Good Thai food for o.k. prices. More expensive than Viet Nam Village, but also takes CREDIT. Plenty of VEGGIE options, and lots of great curries. \n\nSometimes the time it takes to make it can be a bit longer than you'd hope (~10-15 min) so keep that in mind. Call in ahead of time if you're in a rush, use 1-800-GOOG-411, Yelp App, or (510) 548-6692.\n\nHighly recommend: Pineapple chicken curry. It's heavenly.\n\nProtip: Come in weekdays at lunch and get the lunch special!! 5.75 for lots of pad Thai and choice of 2-3 items (out of a list of 3), usually 2 chicken and 1 vegetarian choices. It's premade so not super fresh, but it's FAST, CHEAP, and still tasty.\n\nalso I saw the old guy who sometimes works cashier (probably 70 years old and doesn't speak very much English) doing linear algebra. BEAST.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9v_9Y7HE2tDyB9YhMmx4jA", "text": "i have to give it up for this place,  They do make great Thai basil anything.  When I worked in Berkeley I try to stop by to pick up some of my favorite seafood Thai basil.  Pretty bold taste and a kick in the mouth if you like seafood.  This place i would most def recommend for lunch..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PUD6H5T4KZ2kUUitfSBsSg", "date": "2007-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DLsDZN2a2EUU-IM3vqsH5Q", "text": "We had an adventure to Berkeley and after shopping wanted to eat. My sister Yelped 'THAI' and low and behold we found thai basil. \n\nI liked the food and it was greatly priced. The only downfall is the lack of seating and the I wish that there was a bathroom or a huge bottle of hand sanitizer to clean your hands! \n\nOtherwise, a great place and will definitely be back. \n\nI would love to try the pumpkin curry next!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5TgmnmzoYDbnAEpNPqhUBg", "date": "2012-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GWUiTRMSRAGsd5ZALzS1zA", "text": "This place is located in my favorite eating area when visiting UC Berkeley, what the locals call \"Asian Ghetto.\" It's not a luxurious eating experience by any means, but the atmosphere is fun and relaxed. There are a modest number of tables inside the restaurant, as well as the tables outside that are for all of the surrounding eateries. \n\nWhile I go out for the atmosphere, my boy is a stickler about quality of food, which is why he took me here. The Tom Yum Soup is spicy and tangy, perfect for the freezing cold, rainy weather that we were enjoying this past February weekend. He got a chicken dish and a noodle dish.. either Pad See-ew or Pad Thai, I can't remember which, but both were delicious!\n\nThe best part-- it's amazingly cheap for the portion size. My huge bowl of soup was only $5. To college students like us, there's nothing like cheap, good food =]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VfqkoiMTtw3_BVk9wAB_YA", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hnhaVus0z-twnT8lXWpl-A", "text": "Why this little hole in the wall deserves my 5 stars (6 if I could give it) is very simple:  life before Thai Basil was a time with no Thai food in my life.\n\nthe food is good, excellent for the price and if it wasn't for this place, I may not like Thai food at all today.  \n\nYou will have to wait for your food - it usually takes a while for it to cook, but you can watch your food get prepared and cooked right in front of you and soak in all those mm-good college vibes (or go next door to get some milk tea).  most of their stuff is good, but I have a really hard time not getting the pad thai (memories, ah memories) whenever I'm in the area these days.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VtkLb4oxM3c3q-QAdYSRFw", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jieKzr6hkGic9U9R-ffCQw", "text": "i used to eat here often, mainly because i didn't know what else was available within a 3 block radius of my home. anyway, the meat here is god-awful, it baaaaaarely surpases the meat they serve in the dorms, which is Grade D (aka: Prison grade.) the food is always oily, and they skimp on ingredients - a good summary of the dishes is: rice, chili oil, soy sauce, msg.\nthe pad thai is really awful too - pad thai is supposed to be refreshing, sweet and sour, with a little kick. it tasted more like a katsudon than pad thai, in an gross way.\n\nbut they are open after 11, and always reliable. so. yeah.  -____-", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q1x5LG9iwkXOlGpfQ7BRFg", "text": "This is my favorite spot to eat in the Asian Ghetto-- the food is always excellent and super cheap. I usually get the basil eggplant chicken (sooooo goood, the perfect amount of spicy), but I've also been satisfied with their fried rice, pad thai, and cashew chicken.\n\nI'm also a fan of their lunch special-- you can choose 2-3 items from their daily listings of four dishes and it's only $5.75! So cheap, and the portions are really big-- whenever I go to Thai Basil I usually share with my friend Cecilia or I end up taking at least half of it to eat later for a second meal! :)\n\nThe wait is kind of long, especially during lunchtime and dinnertime rush hours, but if you go at a time when it's not so busy and hectic it's definitely worth your time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "T2AY5u1ZnfSpnCLsfD7gBw", "date": "2010-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vP64yDRK0I_Q7mBKDoU-0w", "text": "Thai Basil and Lucky House Thai\n\nTwo best thai places in Berkeley.  I've been to 12 others.  nuff said.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Aoixs5AKWYeq85N83QnmAA", "date": "2008-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WeUsicgloYVESaGEkUkDJQ", "text": "Let me just start my review by saying that I like Thai food. A lot. In fact, it is my favorite kind of food in the whole world.  I have eaten at a lot of Thai restaurants, and this one is no more than mediocre.\n\nBut Thai Basil has a lot of redeeming qualities. It is very cheap, especially if you get the lunch special.  It is also food that you can order to go. Who wouldn't want takeout Thai food?  Best of all, the food is loaded with MSG and sugar and other things that make is very, very delicious (and very, very unhealthy).  When I am craving cheap Thai food, this is always where I go.\n\nSome of the dishes are also genuinely great.  I am especially partial to the Basil Tofu or Basil Eggplant Tofu.  Do not get the curry dishes, they aren't that good.\n\nOne more tip: if you like spicy food like I do, ask for the spiciness as a number of stars, not as \"Medium\" or \"Very Spicy\".  When you order it a particular spiciness, they put down a number of stars on your order to indicate that.  If you explicitly ask for four stars spiciness (normally higher than they would actually write down for me, even if I explicitly requested it extra spicy), the person at the register will know what you mean and the food will taste a lot better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x0NYeubBuSXg2s_TxtnrVg", "text": "For the amount of food you get, this place has good value.  I've tried a lot of the places in the Asian Food Ghetto and this one is pretty tasty.  I was surprised by the amount of time needed to wait for my order though, however, I guess it's a plus that they apparently make each dish to order. I ordered one of their chicken dishes with chili and basil.  It was tasty but a bit oily.  If you're looking for a good variety of choices, come here!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eSJjyu2CQPk0JsBvIE3mHw", "date": "2009-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YTdN7s95s_fxor2ZG9Snmg", "text": "Basil eggplant chicken is boss. After ordering this once my freshman year I seriously cannot order anything else. It's probably pretty nutritionally bad for me (especially since I'm a nutritional science major), but damn it's too good! I recently just discovered they serve brown rice which brings this review to 5 stars (although they charge $1.50, which is a little steep). Ive never found a basil eggplant chicken with so much flavor. The slightly sweet but spicy combination is mouthwateringly addictive.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zFvtbJSOt9ACX5sbDPBIJQ", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hQHDbIdBx3vk7Zyt4AeVcQ", "text": "The Honest Truth: This is a mid-tier thai restaurant in Berkeley.  There are definitely worst places and there are definitely better places.  But it's conveniently located in asian ghetto and also one of the better places in asian ghetto.  The food is on the greasy side.  They always take a really long time to cook your food with or without a line.  And cash only! Basil chili chicken is my go to.\n\n\nThe Details:  This used to be my favorite place to eat in Berkeley for my first two years in college. It has dropped significantly since then due to the fact that my roommates have cars and we are not limited by distance as well as the fact that they are now cash only.  Since my freshman year, their wait time has also significantly increased.  When there is a line, you can wait up to 45 minutes for your food and even when there is no line, you have to wait 15 minutes.  But since freshman year, their food has stayed the same.  It's still on the greasy side and it still tastes good.  It also still makes your burps smell nasty.  For thai food to go, this is definitely my first choice because of its convenient location, but given the choice to sit down, it would be my third or fourth option.  Overall, the quality of thai basil has not deteriorated over my four years in college (which is good news), the bad news is that other things have... So if you're willing to wait a while, and have cash on you, and you don't care about the greasiness or smelliness of your burps, thai basil is a solid choice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yAj-hKPVH9_HOsH2yB4heA", "text": "i like getting their food to go when i'm too lazy to cook. Pretty good", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0GUVC9P29-hsCt8M4vesGQ", "text": "This place is awesome - you know why?  'Cause they use great ingredients and aren't afraid to use a little oil and onion...mmm....their pineapple fried rice is amazing as are all of their tofu dishes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-W3ZtZ11Rdq4fH2RPD-t9Q", "date": "2006-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0v8pYdiKQUfi8zwRrs3K-g", "text": "I could eat here every day of my silly life. \n\nFavorites:\nTom Kha Soup (if you haven't had this, you'll thank me)\nPad Thai\nRegular fried rice\nLUNCH SPECIALS!\n\nWhile I do think their chicken is alwwwwways over-salted and not the best quality, I do believe they have the best pad thai in Berkeley which is definitely a comfort food for me. Their bottle of fish sauce with thai chilis is great...I can't eat a meal without it sitting at my table. And their Thai Ice Tea is consistently good. \n\nWhile the old uncle working the cash register will stare at you like you're the dumbest person alive and then yell at you when you try to use your credit card for anything less than $5, just deal. The food is worth it. And you can't beat the lunch special...sooo much food....soooo much salt....nom nom. Must limit my intake here before I start getting high blood pressure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "brWHje6zuPQhygSl-3l3gg", "date": "2009-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1b8_-2-REKMCSuCib1rQiw", "text": "I cannot stand this place.  The food here isn't even close to tasting authentic or good.  I don't understand why so many people like it.  Every time I've gone there, I've asked for nam plaa on the side (nam plaa is fish sauce that is used in Thai food to salt/flavor most dishes), but they say that they don't have it.  A Thai restaurant that doesn't have nam plaa?  What, do they cook with soy sauce (contrary to popular belief, soy sauce is not Thai, but it is used in some dishes that have more of a Chinese origin) instead?  That was the first hint at inauthenticity.  Then I tried their food, and I was even more disappointed than I had anticipated.  Their food is flavorless and overhyped.  If you're looking for authentic and delicious Thai food, don't come here.  This place is not worth it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "EqjmMoJJ58HEH9g9KZHlOw", "date": "2007-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "51jlY7nUtNKZ3f1O6vM5Cw", "text": "While this place is CRAWLING with \"under-rats,\" it's quick and cheap Thai food as Thai food goes. A good varied selection of the usuals on the menu. Pleasantly healthy sized portions so if you're a \"hungry man super size me\" eater, go somewhere else to gorge yourself.\n\nBut they do have the second best pad see ew in the Bay Area. Thai Noodle being the first.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zqu-tMR9CHjA44sU7I5bXA", "date": "2007-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6EoaD0Maw5L9X82wtCzIAA", "text": "It's a shame because I think the quality of the food has been going on a downward spiral since I came to Cal.\n\nI always get the Pad See Ew which is my absolute favorite. Sometimes I change it up a bit with the lunch special that comes with Pad Thai and 2-3 other dishes I can't seem to remember the name of. \n\nThe Pad Thai has become seemingly drier and less tasty than I remember a year ago. Also the prices have gone up a bit and it takes them ages to prepare the food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C5siCwJwP8zDy-XU9LMmZQ", "text": "My girlfriend and I work at Unit 3 so we often go to Thai Basil on our breaks, and in the past, the portions have been fairly sizable. We haven't eaten there in a while, but today we decided to go there to share an order because we're trying to save money. To our dismay, our order of Basil Chili Chicken was noticeably smaller than usual. I won't hold this against them, because the food is still great. but personally I'd prefer a slight price raise over a portion deduction.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3B1E1auHJxj6HTnkaXFC7Q", "date": "2012-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cu5fdbhPkAC7wj4aWurVJw", "text": "I've come here a few times, and I've tried their pad thai at least 3 times.  I think 3 tries is plenty; I am convinced that they don't cook it in the traditional way, or at least not in the way I grew up eating it. The owners/cooks might be from a different region of Thailand, so they cook it their way ---- too sweet, if you ask me.\n\nTheir mango and sticky rice is good though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KYYFXHOeQUeo3qwBpUoZdw", "date": "2010-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DxpE4_C2bj4Wdpb07NeE0g", "text": "Their basil fried rice with added spicyness was one of my staple foods when attending school in btown.  Actually, I'd always order it before going out and getting craazzyy.  I'd highly recommend it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7XtwctHsxWFNZaZE4hl3uw", "date": "2008-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G2aYYQ2F6LbihYWCxxC6FQ", "text": "I was sick and this place cured me of my stuffy nose, sore throat, watery eyes, sneezing, stuffy head, and minor coughs. Sounds like a Nyquil advertisement right? Well you're close but it's actually Thai Basil in Berkeley. After literally minutes of being lost on what to order in this courtyard of restaurants, I had chosen Thai Basil because of the long lines and numerous awards slathered on their window front.\n\nUpon entering, the ordering process was togo style and I was enthusiastic about that because my food would arrive much quicker. Their menu is posted next to the line in huge lettering. My watery eyes grew large as they read each and every dish offered. Most dishes were below 7 bucks, a total winner for a college student. In addition, they had numerous vegan options for my 2 friends who happen to be vegan. \n\nI had settled upon the Penang curry and you cannot go wrong with curry. Last time I had curry was in Southern California and I experienced food poisoning for days. Well, first thing I noticed when I got my OJ and food, portions are huge! Dude, I can feed someone else with this. Instead of foam boxes, we have see-through plastic boxes which are a tad bit more environmentally friendly. \n\nDon't we love the word green? I like saving green, the kind in my wallet. Thai Basil in fact did that and the curry, a solid A. The curry was made fresh and it was piping hot. The steam coming from both the rice and curry literally fogged my camera lens like the Golden Gate's fog. The food cleared my sinuses with spiciness and permeated my taste buds with immense flavor as well. A total winner tucked away in this small courtyard. All its awards on the window, I agree.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6wkY6tallaEQ-QDOFqZJKg", "date": "2007-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JgQsHvkBydsld8AkkC4n1Q", "text": "I don't claim to be an authority on Thai food (or any other type of food for that matter), but I can say that the things they make here do taste quite good.\n\nOut of all the places in Asian Ghetto, this place is the one i go to the most, despite the long waits. \n\nThe Yellow Curry is really good, and the Pad Thai is alright.  And it is far better than that other thai place at the northside asian ghetto.  They give you a fair amount of food for the prices (which are deceptive, cuz they're all weird values like 6.21(actually 6.75) and 5.98 (actually 6.50), which has me thinking that they tend to round up for tax...) \n\nAnyways, if you wanna wait less, call them...they start making ur stuff just as if you'd ordered it in person.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "56HrzaFh2WGH8yB50YBSvg", "date": "2008-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jxoaxJSRwkQsOt3KqUIUyQ", "text": "After eating the Pad Kee Mao last night I realized that I had to update my review to 5 stars. \n\nMy friends are always telling me how critical and judgmental I am when it comes with my food. I don't really realize it but I understand and likewise blame my growing up around the restaurant industry (especially my Dad). \n\nNo, the food wasn't suddenly mind blowing last night. It was really good, the way it's been as long as I can recall. But it's more so that I realized that I couldn't count the number of times I've gone back to Thai Basil time after time for the Pad See Ew and/or Pad Kee Mao. And for me, that should automatically mean a 5-star yelp review.\n\nSo here you go. \nKeep up the good work.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5Mq1XgO8B895imDSw8NF1g", "date": "2010-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JXQg6m-uHX_FCTKXn2_ESw", "text": "from my first year in college where i had to portion one dish into two meals till now where i can eat a whole pad see ew and get a thai iced tea =P, this place has been absolutely awesome. i can't think of another place that serves amazing pad see ew and thai iced tea. it's also interesting to see that the same ppl that have worked there and the changes it has gone through throughout the years. i absolutely adore this place! \n\nminda heart thai basil/azn ghetto", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BE4fE4R3TaVn8xy4sYYjbg", "date": "2009-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K2LHAsiRc-k-dyNr1o2uwg", "text": "ok...so i gave it a second chance and i love it. i have no idea what was wrong with my food the first time around but its actually REALLY good. 5 stars good. i had the same stuff the second time around it was very delicious, i will be returning!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LUc2NCGUh2zPQ_IdV3_dZA", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lZgEFXFQUsFxdbwrmvZTqQ", "text": "I've ate at some expensive Thai places which came highly recommended by friends and the food at Thai Basil blows all of them away. And then there is the price...You can get any dish you want for around $7.50, but be sure to bring cash (no cards allowed).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mLZaLOt7ubNpEy2eI0F3eg", "date": "2012-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MgoL-oMk7YY1Y5SIsafuzw", "text": "Been here twice. I like how it doesn't have any minimum charge on credit card or actutally takes it. I heard lots of good things about the Pad Thai. It does taste really different from others, more darker and drier but really great flavor. I also ordered the Thai Noodle Soup, the soup is so dark it's kind of disturbing for me .. but it was GOod enough. At times, the flavor got a bit too much for me, even when I put hot sauce I couldn't taste much of my hot sauce. But it's worth trying because it tastes exactly like the average Thai Noodle Soup, not no Vietnamese pho. So far, the courses are fulll of flavor. It's a really laid back place, you don't get any servers or anythingg and all my courses were on average $6 and you don't have to tip, so it's great for a poor college student.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pRJMdBxlbsNiA2Qh1IN1iQ", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o4IwJbRSMi6vG2ogEJ8CTA", "text": "Accepts credit cards! YAY!!!!!!  Besides that, the thai food is good if you've never had Thai food before... but in comparison with Thai Noodle II, or some other Thai restaurants in SF, the food here is way too greasy!!! And after you try them all after 4 years of undergrad...they all begin to taste similar... but I guess you can't go wrong with the basil chicken. That was my fav", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ole5FEMp0mOdmzJ3TW44hw", "text": "I love TB so much.  I rolled up to this place at all times and always satiate my craving for Thai throughout my college experience. \n\nI've had their Panang Curry, Yellow Curry, Pad Kee Mao, Basil Eggplant Tofu, but near the end of my college experience, just kept ordering the standard Pad Thai.\n\nMy qualms about this place are that it takes FOR EFFIN EVER to get your food.  I would go with my friends to Asian Ghetto and we'd all order at different places at the same time only for me to get my food 15 minutes after everyone else.  Also, I like paying by CC everywhere I go which is against anything and everything Berkeley's cash economy believes in.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kX_wY_tAomsqSoIvQQatQw", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q-FxcIyPLabOL1ANtbPFQA", "text": "I think you'll find better quality Thai food at other places, but Thai Basil is good because you get a hefty portion of decent food for a reasonable price.\n\nI always choose between the following (from my fav to almost fav):\n- Pad see ew\n- Combination fried rice (really good if you ask for it extra spicy!)\n- Pepper garlic chicken\n- Pineapple fried rice", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dm7iWkk3q7RV9xbbs3IY_A", "date": "2009-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ug0l-fcJbi1LuhUAK6djIg", "text": "I've literally been going to this place for 20 years, and the food remains as delicious now as it was when I was at Cal. The Tom Kha Soup, you'll find none better outside of Bangkok. Creamy as hell, and a flavor that makes you feel like it was simmered for days. The Thai Fried Wontons are to die for, and the flavor on their Basil Chili Beef has kept me coming back for 2 decades: deep, rich, flavors of beef, peppers, onions, and spices. Tucked in a nook foodies might ignore, Thai Basil is NOT to be missed!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ppdOl_9Pu2MLt7BGeWZMaA", "date": "2010-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VP5bHDw1h8rdXWKgvYfgsQ", "text": "Coming from San Francisco, it's pretty special for me to say that this is a very good Thai restaurant.  The food is just plain awesome with strong flavors and very quick service.  Coming for a pleasing atmosphere or helpful cashier is not what you come to a take-out restaurant like this.  I've tried about 10 dishes and all are excellent.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "B0Q2YqU3zmFKwLsLVy3BZw", "date": "2007-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wn1wtuI-y554dEG9wpm8jg", "text": "Been here twice.\nMost items on the menu are about $6. Portions really aren't terribly generous. Today I ordered the Pad Se Ew with Chicken...I was disappointed by the small amount of broccoli. Would rather go to Lucky House for this dish, but it was still good.\nAnother downside is that this place is really popular--not good if you're impatient like me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-XgyUD3GJyKNoHjui9wzlg", "text": "What's awesome about this place is the location, and the variety.  Most of their dishes are very good, and of course this is wonderfully convenient and cheap.  My favorite dishes are the pad thai, pad see euw, basil eggplant chicken (surprisingly very good), pineapple fried rice, and garlic chicken.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g9OIHb-q1b-EcjiFvWLiuA", "date": "2007-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y_JyVCAnVhPiN_x8YuSr9A", "text": "THAI BASIL\nI love Thai food. The spices, the presentation, the iced tea. Thai food is excellent, exotic, and simply delicious. My favorite Thai restaurant is in Davis, where they had bottomless iced tea. My favorite one in the Bay Area thus far is Krung Thai near Valley Fair. Surprisingly, my experience with Thai restaurants has been limited in San Francisco. Thai Basil has excellent sea bass. The meat was succulent and the taste was absolutely delicious! Suffice to say, the atmosphere was nice as always with excellent service. We also ordered the papaya salad, roti bread, crispy catfish, and chicken/basil dishes. If you like spicy, this is the place to go! Great place to dine on good Thai food, although sometimes, the music can be a bit too loud. There is also a full bar there; great mojito!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0JgjdJUgsMxh8U9-RWSomw", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5huelWzFdDqT34W4Upry7Q", "text": "Dirt CHEAP thai food. :)\n\nI fell in love with this place when I first tried the pepper garlic chicken. So juicy and flavorful. I don't think I've ever tasted anything like it! I remember I'd come here frequently when I wanted some quick thai food to be made. I was always satisfied every freaking time. \n\nOh, how I miss the days when I could randomly come here ):", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n2y3VYdQkpTaA10vHsiO_w", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6gxwZ0Wm-R1qxsrEGXb6hA", "text": "Okay thai food...i like thai noodle on telegraph better.\n\nI don't understand why everyone is willing to stand in line for so long\n\ni usually get the thai basil beef, pad see ew", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IeV1IcxMzPWji8ZYXDzmUw", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7yy6_g6_bjAHgvsqodTKOg", "text": "Good portions for a decent price.\n\nBUT since being spoiled by legit Thai food (I have thai friends), I'm starting to not dig this place anymore. The food is so greasy!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cEgjnI88GX6Gy2KcDVXN5Q", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8YzR5LGOXGPFMESfkjSiDw", "text": "Thai Basil is probably my favorite Thai restaurant in Berkeley. BUT, I have to give it three stars because the service and quickness of the cooks are TERRIBLE. \n\nSeriously, this restaurant is the slowest one in Asian ghetto. I usually have to wait AT LEAST 20 minutes for my food...and for a thai food restaurant in the ghetto, that is ridiculous. There's always a long line of people waiting to order, and an even longer line of people waiting to get their numbers called for food.\n\nI don't know what takes them so long...maybe they have to man-up on staff? But seriously... 20-30 minute wait for Asian ghetto food is problematic.\n\nDespite the horrible service and wait, I still like Thai Basil. In my opinion, they make the BEST PAD SEE-EW EVER! I've tried some bomb thai food in socal, but I think Thai Basil's Pad See-ew is seriously a party in my mouth. I have random nights where I crave their Pad see-ew...yum.\n\nBottom line: they have good food, if you pick the right dishes. Just go at a time so you can avoid the hoards of fellow students.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HawlyOLGf7foMytDFj-FDw", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aBVXUAroh5xMOhDpjmMEQQ", "text": "Big portions and fair prices. I always get the basil eggplant chicken, which is around $7.50 and fills up a standard size to go container. Rice to eggplant ratio is a little high, but I like rice I don't complain. Other recommendations: pineapple fried rice, pad see ew, and pad kee mao. I think the noodles are too greasy, but they're well liked.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gtqcAGdypHFlPi5jSMtO0g", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ArvfKfsifjkNMG5f90yQSw", "text": "The Thai Basil Eggplant is wonderful and comes with plentiful rice!  In fact, I have not found my Thai Basil Eggplant replacement in San Francisco yet. 'Tis a shame.\n\nWhen will my cravings subside?  It has been so many years!  This place makes me want to go back to college again.\n\nThat, my friends, is how you know it is true love.\n\n(Disclosure: My love is only strong and true for the Thai Basil Eggplant.  I'm not a big fan of their other Thai dishes.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "55lCIgnXN3qRxgSRxjcxpg", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bSenTVTbYsoevLfCJ4CG2g", "text": "College would not have been the same without Thai Basil.  I fell in love with Thai food when I first came to town so I went back this past weekend to relive my college years.\n\nThe #5, extra spicy: Basil eggplant chicken never fails. A friend's friend put it once: \"they must put crack in this stuff.\" As soon as the first bite hit my tongue, I had flashbacks of all the late night study sprees, fraternity hazing events, the drugs (the illicit kinds), the music (the fast kinds), the alcohol (the tequila kinds), the parties (the good kinds) ...\n\nI never wanted to relive my high school years, but I'll never pass up a chance to recollect an experience I had in college.  I'll come back here whenever I want to remember the good times and Thai Basil helps to solicit them from the deep regions of my polka-dotted memory.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kie7nzDJYisVYHGWBS373Q", "date": "2009-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "d7kChl-euxpTG6F7UVRxWw", "text": "#23 the Pad See Ewe. Enough said. It's so delicious and I love spicy foods so this place adds a little spice into my life :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DaI54Vs0F68KJYOyalZfgA", "text": "pad see ew is pretty good\nbut man, you'll remember one thing, you stood\na loooooooong time, \nif there are more than 4 in the line.\n\nPlace is a decent Thai place, food is good, prices are slightly high, but the wait.....oh, the wait can kill you.  If there's not that many people (like 2 or 3) then you should be good, but if there are more, whew!  I've seen friends wait like 30 minutes on a busy night.  Their food is cooked to order, but the wait might not be worth it.  \n\nGotta admit though, food is tasty.  I like it on the salty and saucy side though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y35gHGquGM5lIVmaEtMZXQ", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "db4XFGD6v-yv4xrX_PBB4A", "text": "Part of the good ol' Asian Ghetto in Berkeley, a local favorite for late night eats and when too much brain power has been drained from hitting the books. \n\nIf you like Thai food, this place is pretty good. They're a little too salty and saucy, but if you like your food that way, you'll like it here. Prices are a little higher than the rest of the place, but I find Thai food is usually like that. This place isn't nearly as fast as the other restaurants in the Ghetto.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2009-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ERINwwPd4HYSj6zDR2laCQ", "text": "I love eating here. \nIts cheap.\nIts fast.\nIts delightful.\nI used to work a few blocks away and I would go to Thai Basil multiple times a week. \nMy favorite dish is Pad See Ew.\nI like that you can have it with no meat, and no eggs.\nAnd it takes them no time at all to make.\nI always recommend this place to all my friends.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SYE4V-wJ-PW8_tVULjXyxw", "date": "2009-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GU9084HIGD0idcf3A-9PJA", "text": "I love their pad see ew!!!! Nom nom nom. I was hooked on it and wanted it everyday.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AkV9Y8zOph36iPZ7r-noMQ", "date": "2010-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IJO2ZnxLMP8KOCIOQXjNRw", "text": "Cheap, delicious and convenient- this is definitely a STAPLE of my food life at Cal. My personal favorites are the Pad See Ew Chicken--safe, but yummy-- and the Combination Fried Rice-- SOOO good!\n\nDefinitely one of those Berkeley must-eats-- just remember to bring cash!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jD6Mx9jJHdQ_MX336o47oA", "text": "Closest thing to Asian comfort food in Berkeley.  It always hits the spot.  Food is full of flavor and cooked quickly in a wok.  While I stick to either the Pad See Ew or the Beef Fried Rice, others have told me that their curries are good as well.  It brings a touch of class to the food district known as the \"Asian Ghetto\".", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OvNCuwc0pCG3nc0eLQjdoQ", "date": "2007-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KSl9SIj9F_i3eRhx-YytQQ", "text": "Can't really complain. Inexpensive and delicious. Their pad see ew is amazing, and whatever my friends get is always well-received. Their spring rolls come with a wonderfully sweet (albeit heavily artificial) sauce. Unlike some reviewers here, I've never had them get my order wrong. The solution to this problem -- not guaranteed to be foolproof -- is to give them both the number AND the name of the dish so they'll have two chances to get it right. Easy enough. As for the wait, it's not impossible by any means (ten to fifteen minutes), but you might want to call ahead if you can.\n\nYou know that \"delicious and comforting\" feel about their food? It's called MSG, and lots of it. I saw them haul in a fifty-pound bag of the stuff and considered whether or not I should continue eating there. There was really no choice though; the MSG was too irresistible to quit. Like me, you'll keep coming back for more.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "suB5Ari7u3w9d4kyCM940A", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Lo18Ta6i8ulAMzvgtwntDg", "text": "I've tried quite a few items on the menu and I think the only one that I probably would complain about is the pineapple fried rice. I didnt care for it since there were so many other good options for the same price. \n\nPad see ew- I literally crave for this sometimes but I always finish it and want more. I'm satisfied but I wish I could food coma from it. haha.\nThai Basil chicken- Its one of the most popular dishes for a reason. I also ask for fried egg to put on top of my rice. :)\nPad Thai- its good but nothing special. I feel like you get more pad thai than pad see ew though so I guess that's a plus.\nCombination Fried Rice- I used to get but the last time I got it, it was really oily so I stopped getting it. \nSukiyaki- Its a bit sweet for my taste but on those cold berkeley days, this can really hit the spot. \nAny of the curries- I like thai curry so I guess I'm a little biased but the portions used to be SO big but now when I see people get the curry, its gotten so small. \nchicken skewers with peanut sauce- not reallly worth the price. I was hungry still after. \nbbq pork: pretty good but I'd still go for the noodles or basil chicken. \nThai tea- noms. \n\n\nBesides the food, the location is really good since it's so close to campus and boba tea :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nzvEtOEVkFNt75q8I2oTVw", "text": "Good cheap food. We ordered a ton of stuff. Red curry chicken, fried wontons, egg rolls, combination fried rice, chicken fried rice and some kind of peanut sauce chicken.  We ordered 4 drinks along with out meal and it was only $55!!!!!!!!  That was two appetizers and four main dishes along with drinks. Super cheap.\n\nThe only reason I didn't give this place five stars is cause of the disgusting bathroom I had to use. Another big disappointment was that this place is self served and you also have to clean up after yourself. No bueno on that note.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pEIASW19FK5flxTSqe5A8w", "date": "2010-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QqxQGOqn6LXIxT8KBTB83Q", "text": "In the beginning I didn't like this place, but I finally found 1 dish that i like.  I always came back for it, but that's all.  The service is ok and the dining area is a bit dirty/sticky.  But just take it to-go and you won't have an issue.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CSvgpDZt8i_JvThh7E9Otw", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ryuw4iG6hXC_ddu7osdicA", "text": "i only order pepper garlic chicken over rice.. sooooooo good... 5 stars for that one dish? i just can't bring myself to do that..  but it is damn tasty forreal...  \n\nthey remodeled about 2 years ago now.. looks the same to me.. \n\npepper garlic chicken... my tastebuds yearn for thee...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OqH85SAF0oLijVY_SeAk8A", "date": "2007-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "S2-m-EPVMoesxWxJ5d3Xsg", "text": "Cheap and fresh food!\n\nThough the food takes a little more time than the other places in the Asian Ghetto, it is worth it. \n\nThe basil eggplant chicken goes well with rice. Then again, most Thai dishes requires eating rice to aid the oily entr\u00e9e to go down. \n\nThe only reasons I knocked two stars off of my overall experience is (1) the staff is a bit rude, (2) there were not any pickled jalape\u00f1os and (3) most importantly, BASIL eggplant chicken lacked basil. \n\nBut on a side note, if you love spicy, try the crushed dried red peppers. Ingesting a small amount creates a battlefield of spice in your mouth.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pbHWL7YmU4IF8cZxHKadZw", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TAaONmQJ4-A5HUjTNOsG0w", "text": "Since I actually know the people who own this place... how can I not 5-star it? =P No, just kidding, I really do like this place... I know it's in Asian Ghetto and everything, but it is the best pad see-ew I can find anywhere! And I have Thai restaurants up and down University Ave that are within walking distance of my place, including @Siam, Palm's Thai Dining, Bangkok Thai Restaurant, Plearn, and so on.\n\nI love their pad see-ew. I love their pad thai too. And their thai iced tea. But honestly, besides that, I don't really try other dishes. I just come here for the pad see-ew. I dislike coming out smelling like Thai Basil though, so I try to take it to go when I can.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2008-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "w7ZPSUo_JjPMWPALq1xfXA", "text": "This review is only for two items - pad thai & pad see ew. I have only ever ordered those two items off the menu. Pretty greasy/not super healthy but OH SO DELICIOUS! They give you a good portion (depending on the time you arrive, if it's busy time they tend to split your portion with someone else)\n\nCash only is a big bummer since they used to take credit. Order takes an EXTREMELY LONG TIME so I'd recommend calling ahead!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WkLtWAMtL8JtGkHhTLXDeg", "text": "The best place to go to inside the Durant Food Court (aka the Asian Ghetto).  For decent thai food that's easily accessible for students, this is the place to go. I'm a regular on getting basil chicken fried rice, and it's freaking delicious!  Whenever I want a homey, asian, rice dish, this is the place to go.  \n\nThe only bad thing is that it's super popular, and so lines and wait times can get hecka long.  TIP: Call in ahead and order, so you can just pay up when you get there and pick up immediately! saves a buttload of time.  \n\nAlso don't buy arizona here! get them at the vietnamee place right across, or the liquor store right outside the ghetto!\n\nP.S. This place is way better than Thai House.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wIikjGfP4fqNnBoKPjMBlg", "date": "2012-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ztLpJjwhdSHvSGudKIFipg", "text": "My friend who attends berkeley brought me to this place when I first visited.  \nI'm an absolute fan of their chicken eggplant riceplate.  Super saucy, super tasty!! Big portions and cheap!!\n\nAfter eating at this place, it made me want to go to cal, lol.  but too bad so sad, not smart enough -_-\n\nToo bad she's graduating, now I won't have an excuse to come to this place to eat.  And on my last visit, they had some plumbing issue so they were closed. UGHHHHH so sad", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5XRG6tdp2IEJYwOZU4jw4Q", "date": "2010-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IQy0wfBA9Gl9hX0EhM8TOg", "text": "practically the only thing in the \"asian ghetto\" worth eating.  i always get beef sa-tay (not on the menu).  their stir fried noodle dishes are decent as well.  they have cleaned up their decor/furniture, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2X4yIsAHtPi_UwfgaCCloQ", "date": "2006-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jske8knuojWdN7H12FBsYg", "text": "it's okay Thai food, and really close to campus.  their bbq chicken and satay are both safe bets.  pad see ew is also decent.  don't go for anything too fancy or you'll be disappointed.  I used to like their pineapple fried rice a lot but I discovered that it can get quite old fast.  decent prices....hard to find a seat!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2006-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jWzQmTY1JdPZ9iPtirRYxA", "text": "3 is pretty good for a place that is surrounded by homeless ppl and trash, so dont judge by the stars. \n\nThai Basil is the second place that I went out to eat to while I was still a doe eyed freshmen girl with pigtails (jk no pigtails). Yes the place is gross, the ground leading up to the place is full of gravel, dirt, crack, pot, urine, ...., gross but once you get there, u can imagine that everything outside doesnt exist. The food is very satisfying, huge portions of carbs (rice, noodles) and a good ration of protein (fish or chicken whatever).\n\nIt's definitely the favorite and the lines can be long at odd times of the day but the food comes out relatively fast. Don't worry about what to order from their long list of menu, there are generally three different tastes category either sweet basil ish or slightly saltier sweet basil ish or curry. It just comes in different names or with different types of f meat, so a lot of things taste the same. I also like it that they have chili stuff lying around because I love spicy food, if it's empty, i'm probably the one who took it all on.\n\nThey redid their interior maybe a year ago so it's better than before but  dont take anyone here for a romantic date unless you really like getting kicked in the ass.\n\nOh also, they close around 11 or so, earlier than other gourmet ghettos so probably can't go here when you get the munchies, their neon sign is off when they're closed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ujd8BCtbv2lUUC3_XVb1sA", "date": "2007-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1zqPPx59BzG9F80PVDzHyA", "text": "I LOVE CHEAP, GREASY THAI FOOD! DELICIOUS!!\n\nMy favorite dish here will forever and ever be the spicy eggplant chicken.  Perfectly sweet, salty, with a hint of chili (oil) that makes this dish the BEST dish ever!  I've tried other Thai restaurants' eggplant chicken, and no other place compares to good old Thai Basil.  If you like eggplant, this is **THE DISH** to order.\n\nI've had the pleasure of trying a few other dishes, such as their curries and their eggrolls, which aren't very impressive or tasty.  I tend to stick with their eggplant chicken (per above) and their noodle dishes (pad see ew, pad kee mao, and pad thai).  I find that these dishes are their signature, hallmark dishes.  I'd stick with these and definitely recommend these dishes hands down. \n\nA few changes since my last review (came here three times since my last review) -- they don't accept credit card anymore.  There was a period of time when they did, then they didn't, then they did, and now they don't again.  So, bring cash!\n\nThai Basil still gets 5 stars in my books since their signature dishes are consistently excellent, cooked well, and never disappoint.  While there are a few dishes that were not to my liking, this doesn't take away from any stars since Thai Basil is cheap, great quality & quantity, and spicy and greasy - just the way Thai food should be. \n\nEvery time I'm in Berkeley, I have to come here to order something at Thai Basil.  I don't think I can live without it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3rx1L_4CRu0XwUjF41iSbQ", "date": "2012-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9RDZVWnIiKkrB1pKoz9AbA", "text": "Cheapity cheapity. For about $7.50 you can get a generous serving of whatever your heart desires. The only downside is that everything is super greasy! Food comes out lightening fast and the seating is a free for all, serve yourself. One of my faves in the \"Asian Ghetto food court\".", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4TJF62R5ytolOmiMWKtjGA", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EANJmLWK5WxEI2fCIYuRVw", "text": "total cluster f**k after game days.  it takes some 30 minutes to get your food.  seriously people whats going on?\n\nneedless to say, i love the spicy eggplant and chicken, and will continue to order it.  sure it's not the greatest, but its been a reliable joint for over 10 years.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dTdltcr2EC5oMZ1rs795PA", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "K3LJuOpB-qZapHH_ZqAliQ", "text": "I definitely wouldn't call Thai Basil the \"finest\" Thai restaurant in the East Bay, but I would hazzard to call it the best.  During my one semester at UC Berkeley I ate here probably four times a week.  I would not recommend the noodle dishes or fried rice unless that's really all you're into; it's the stir fry that rules here.  For me, Thai Basil is great due to the terrific Thai triumvirate of the dishes Tofu Prik King with string beans, and Eggplant Basil with Tofu, along with free (at this price!) hot tea.  The sauces are rich, sweet, salty, and greasy, so if you're looking for haute Thai cuisine with delicate flavors, you should probably go somewhere much more expensive.  But for what it is and at this price point, Thai Basil is the best.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cJSFkoNMIl2QO8YAIoqdFQ", "date": "2006-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pUZMY2u9HcF-aQUDgE1vNQ", "text": "Whenever I'm in Berkeley and I have a spare hour and half I go here. You really need patience to eat  here especially during the school year. Basically it's guaranteed that your wait is gonna be around 30 minutes long even for just Pad Thai and on top of that this place is cramped there isn't enough seating for all the people who want to eat here. And when you do get a seat (lucky) you can care less about personal space cause theres gonna be tons of people up in your cooch sitting wayy to close. The food itself is either a hit or miss, I've had some delicious dishes on the other hand I've had some friends who think otherwise.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9-GvWmtgo_n_n6E0V85X6w", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wcrH0dbRUr-dwV0Vql-RcQ", "text": "Basic thai dishes here\nAlways order pad thai #21\nSize is quite large\nInexpensive\nLong lines and wait\n\nOrdered the pad thai ($7.25 included tax) and waited a really long time for my order. I noticed they're always super busy and can be rude to non-asian people. Not cool. But cheap $ and greasy food will last for 2 to 3 meals (CeCe size portions)! haha \n\nThere are soooo many eateries in that mini plaza!!! Thai, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Middle Eastern, Italian, massive size donuts, etc.!! I wanted to try everything!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CZQUtmO5NIY-bZWkCqHeJg", "date": "2009-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z4oQRaHT0m1I7c4TnVcluQ", "text": "One of the finest Thai restaurants in the East Bay; they recently completed an overhaul of their location sporting newly painted walls, an updated counter and relatively comfortable seating as well as new lighting.  Yes, that is right; you no longer have to sit and eat under the horrible glow of flourescent lighting.  But you dont come to Thai Basil for the atmosphere.  You come for the inexpensive food cooked rather quickly and consumed while mingling and staring at the hordes of Berkeley students that pack this and eight other asian restaurants off Durant Ave.  During lunch they have a special for under six dollars that offers soup or spring roll and a main dish.  Their vegetable fried rice does not ever dissapoint, this after nearly fifteen consecutive attempts at eating this dish.  The sweet and sour tofu is a delight for vegetarians; but in essence, there is no shortage of decent options making the Thai Basil a great spot for a quick fix of Thai food.  It will please the group and your stomach while not putting a hole in your college-sized budget.  Just be sure to not look right into the eyes of the meth-addicted rail kids that perch on the street corner begging the youth for spare coins. Ahh, it is all part of the Telegraph Ave. experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "L2ffiznMDwF2qUrX5y02AA", "date": "2005-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8xOiOvDD6D3T7H9nHulPmQ", "text": "Call me biased being a Cal grad, but this is still my favorite Thai restaurant.  I say that even after having been to Thailand.. and even with a Thai restaurant on every half block around me in SF.  \n\nThey took my pad sew ew virginity and no other place has been the same.  Unlike your typical stir-fry, their noodles come out a bit charred.. I love that smoky peppery taste and have yet to find another place that does it the same way.\n\nThey also stripped me of my pad thai innocence and again, I have yet to find another one that hits the spot.  Their flavors are just a bit richer than any other Thai restaurant I've been to.. leaving an everlasting stamp on my heart.  And who doesn't miss the ~$7 dinners of our college years?\n\nThai basil for dinner.. paired with a Sweetheart's boba.. with a stop at King Ping Donuts for dessert.  THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nO4bSABjYmR3MVvVjC0EeQ", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_D_Gfqe0OxJB_pLUX0E0iw", "text": "Thai Basil was my first introduction to Thai food... Back when I was a student, Thai Basil was my spot.  Eggplant Basil Chicken, Garlic Pepper Chicken, and the Basil Fried Rice (w/ extra cilantro and basil).  **drool**    I'm going to knock them down a star for rising prices, watered down chili paste, and those tiny ass drinking cups!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cHzhv2AY3Zirj_9pddNDiw", "date": "2007-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eZ2JuMrSFMBiMBPQfURtvQ", "text": "This is the \"go-to\" spot for Cal students when they are craving asian food. This place is cheap, tasty, and is one of the reasons why the asian ghetto has such great reputation. All dishes range from $5-$8\n\nThe \"chefs\" at this place are actually Moms and Grandmas. Do not underestimate them, in fact, I'm sure they can make better food than pricey/overrated fancy thai restaurants! \n\nRecommendations: \n1) Pineapple Fried Rice: because the wok is super heated (I'm sure with the help of LOTS of oil) the fried rice is cooked just right. Each grain is separated and is seasoned with yellow curry powder. This plate paired with pineapples, peanuts, cashew nuts, and shrimp is the perfect combination for \"pineapple fried rice\". Extra ratings for this dish because they don't put raisins in there! I know some thai places will do that in their pineapple fried rice. \n2) Pepper Garlic Pork: tasty tasty tasty. Great marination. The pork is shredded into pieces and is grilled. It's purely heaven when paired with steam rice. The rich marination balanced with close to tasteless white rice is a great intervention. \n3) Beef, and Broccoli Pad See Ew: this is a rice noodle. The pan fried noodles are similar to the chinese \"ho fun\". The noodles are well flavored with soy sauce and sugar. (yeah sugar, sounds weird but it's really good!) This is definitely a must try if you are craving noodles. \n4) Yello Curry: can't go wrong with coconut milk tasting curry. If you are a thai place and you screw this up then you don't deserve to stay in business! \n\nLastly, to honor broke students around the area, they have this daily lunch special. You get to pick (i think) 3 items for like a little over $5. Great choice if you want to be spontaneous and feel like  trying a little of everything!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eKUUCt9gps2ADYhhLSbfNQ", "date": "2009-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "WkymSdQZoc8EdOio-iJzmg", "text": "It's one of several restaurant in the Asian Ghetto / Durant Food Court that actually has seating. While it's good for a quick bite admist hardcore studying, it's not good for those who think they can bring their notebooks and cram while waiting for their order. The noise level here is usually pretty loud.\n\nFriends used to complain that the size to price ratio here is not big enough compared to other places in the ghetto, but all the other places are slowly raising their prices and decreasing portions anyway.\n\nFavorite: pineapple fried rice. the pineapple they use is really firm, which makes me believe that they use fresh pineapples, but they probably don't, in which case, does a good job of fooling me.\n\nThe chicken is not recommended here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "6cMXmzE2SrDRrxSoMrg-qg", "text": "Nothing has made me realize how far I've fallen in life than this excuse for food.\n\nFour years ago, I was a reasonably well paid consultant. I traveled the world, eating the best food I could find. Life was good.\n\nNow, I'm a grad student, and this sketchy alley reeks of low expectations. I couldn't finish my meal. I don't know what I should have expected, but it was terrible. I just wasn't hungry enough to swallow more than five or six bites of it. Maybe when I was a young and tired undergrad, maybe. But like Plato's cave, there's just no going back to some things.\n\nMinus 2 for being gross, and minus another 2 for making me feel terrible about myself.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "TA2JO051LWN2DlRd8XuQeA", "date": "2011-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0aQtDABOyeKZpvpWIXnx6g", "text": "I walk in and order my food to go and wait like 20 minutes. It finally comes out and is not what I ordered so the people who make the food tell me to go pay the difference to the cashier and they'll give me what I really ordered. I go up to the lady and tell her I ordered X and she yells \"No, you didn't!\" and argues with me. TIME FUCKING OUT.\n#1- I AM THE FUCKING CUSTOMER AND THUS ALWAYS RIGHT.\n#2- I FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH AND YOU DON'T SO I'M PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHAT I FUCKING ORDERED.\nI was so pissed at her audacity I walked away and told the food people to give me the wrong order because their cashier was a bitch. They were very apologetic.\nOh, and the food sucked.\nThe cashier bitch is a bitch. (She's the old hag with ugly big eyeglasses who barely speaks English.)\n\nTIP FOR RESTAURANTS RUN BY IMMIGRANTS: YOUR BEST ENGLISH SPEAKER SHOULD BE YOUR CASHIER.\n\nBottom line: don't come here unless you're a)starving, b) fluent in Thai, or c) both.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CIIUJG7MLbKG096z49Dyvw", "date": "2008-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bRa61UIMFJPusCi_8bo7cA", "text": "This is one of my favorite thai place to eat but I would never go here unless I was around. It's full of college students and homeless people. Eating outside makes you feel a little iffy because of all the homeless people walking around digging through trash for left overs. If you eat inside then it's fine. The food is great!\n\nThe Pad ke mao is good and the pad se ew is good too. Everythign I've had there is good. The Basil fried rice... mmmmm", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FEeGJwpVduqmEnvsFT416w", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "3gY_e8QwWEhxlQn8mYPR0w", "text": "Thai Basil is really well-priced for their delicious Thai food!  Serving sizes are also pretty big.  I've always had left-overs.  It's probably one of my favorites in Asian Ghetto.  They have all the typical dishes you would expect at a Thai restaurant.  I'm a huge fan of their pad thai which has a different kind of sauce than the pad thai I order at most thai restaurants but is really good nevertheless.  My roommate, one of the most pickiest eaters I know, only goes here to get fried rice.  The one downside is that sometimes the wait can be ridiculously long due to its popularity.  Not such a good option when you're in a hurry.  But if you have time, the food is worth the wait.  You get it immediately after it's cooked so it's always nice and hot.  It's especially good if you're a fan of strong and heavy flavor.  Probably not so great, though, if you're trying to be healthy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B1L60uYOxaSUg0xwokPV1w", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "BOAgKQpxNmcs6UW62xtzjA", "text": "nestled deep in the back of Asian Ghetto lies a fried rice wonder land known as Thai Basil. its neon-lighted sign and scent of MSG reels in Cal students like a moth to the flame.\n\ni know there are complaints about the old hag manning the register. don't mind her, just pay the lady and chuckle at her ancient garb. and i know the old guy can be a bastard, but just remember that he has to have hot oil splashed on him from an old rusty wok for 12 hours a day.\n\nall that aside this place does wonders for starving college students. the thai basil fried rice is a must and would be recommended for newbies. or you can step it up a notch and try the curry panang, or my favorite, pineapple fried rice. most dishes, seafood excluded, cost around $6-8. a fair price for a mound of fried rice, or a moderate plate of noodles.\n\ni know they grease that wok like a holiday ham, and yes, indigestion is quick to follow, but in all my travels to Berkeley i have not found a more suitable place to chow down at after midnight.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EUrlHZaOdWbH5MkXQB3cQg", "date": "2008-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "RIPdPIdi9bzuuwpV5Jr0vg", "text": "let me make this short and sweet so you can quit reading this and you can get your ass over there to try it!!!!\n\nBEST PAD THAI EVER. EVER. (They have plenty of awards to back this up, plus me and all my friends who eat pad thai on the reg in and all around the bay area agree---their pad thai is SOOO GOOD). It's cheap, slightly sweet, has all the right flavors--basically perfect.\n\nMy two other top favorite dishes are the  pineapple fried rice and ***THE PINEAPPLE CURRY CHICKEN***.  Even if you are not an avid curry-lover, or have never tried it before--this dish is the best place to start! I've already converted some of my friends who said they'd NEVER eat curry, and they all say this dish is delicious! It's spicy (from the jalapeno and spices), doesn't have too strong a curry flavor, is complimented by the sweet pineapple chunks and the sauce goes perfect over their fluffy white rice.... YUM-O!!! \n\n(ughhhh, I just made myself hungry writing about it!!)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sOyC-rV7W-sni9qZoj59fA", "date": "2009-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6gSMv5ky5gxN3rL5Wqaevg", "text": "I've been a big fan of Thai Basil for many years.  I have always gotten the same dish--Pad Kee Mow with tofu (#42).  It's f'ing good. Seriously.  I just got some today.  They make it nice and spicy if you tell them to.  I haven't really tried anything else. I don't think there is any need.  The wait can be long sometimes if you go during lunch hour.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jb2qKBqittzOBgnW58jFmQ", "date": "2007-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ulir6cAI6kP8IJ-z28FJ5A", "text": "I think it's about time that I write a review for Thai Basil. I've been coming here for the past 3 years, and after visiting all the Thai places in Berkeley, they definitely top my list. Asian ghetto wouldn't be the same without Thai Basil. My top favorites (in no particular order):\n\n- Combination Fried Rice\n- Yellow Curry Noodle\n- Tom Kha Gai\n- Kao Moo Dang\n- Cashew Nut Chicken\n- Yellow Curry Chicken\n\n... and so much more! They're pretty decently priced, although they tend to round up their prices when you order. For example, $7.56 will really end up costing you $8. When you think about tax thought, I guess you're actually saving money. \n\nI seriously have to salute the employees that work here. All day long on their feet in a crowded kitchen, providing hungry impatient college students with really good Thai food, and they're still there. These guys are really amazing. Some might complain how long it takes to get your order, but Thai food takes a while to make, especially if you want it done right.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "abaxytscCYhi5agcZua-tw", "text": "As much as I love Stanford, the food there is bland and overpriced and all in all, kinda sucks.  \n\nAfter moving some of my stuff to Berkeley, I stopped by the infamous Asian ghetto to try some of their food and decided on Thai Basil.  Synopsis: Somewhat fast, pretty cheap, and comes out piping hot and delicious!  I'm gonna like food at Berkeley...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PjYaEnWRFB7uogiAeaXQQA", "date": "2009-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-sAppu1DwfNAtBWd3ZXR7w", "text": "When I first came to Berkeley as a 17-year-old freshman, I was quite misguided. I thought that to get to campus, I was supposed to walk south on College. I thought that a boy kissing me meant that he must really, really like me. And I also thought that the Asian Ghetto was exciting and full of delicious places to eat. \n\nThree and a half years later, I've managed to realize that none of the above is true. However, the one place I still come to in the Asian Ghetto/Durant Food Court is Thai Basil. It always promises heaping portions of satisfying, slightly greasy food at a reasonable price. When I do get lunch take out, I always opt for the lunch special -- $5.75 for 2 or 3 items (see photo: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA?select=oRZrMoluXTQ6r2PFd5Eu_g). At dinner, I almost invariably get the pad see ew. \n\nThe wait here can get pretty ridiculously long, so I'd suggest that you program their number into your phone to call ahead.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2009-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "TLw24w44IU6tK6-Si0GH5Q", "text": "Thai Basil is a Berkeley student standby. It can't be considered the best Thai food (because anything that's a standby can't be the best) but it works to satisfy the asian food craving. Most of the time I order 2 only the Basil Eggplant tofu or the Pad Kee Mao. Both are served in huge portions and the rice is never overcooked or too wet. The eggplant is by far my favorite dish served at the restaurant, but it can be a bit too greasy most of the time.\n\nI went in for lunch the other day and had the lunch special, which consisted of rice and a choice of two items. I got the cashew chicken and the basil tofu though I have learned now that the majority of their meat dishes are usually overcooked and I would do better not to order the chicken in the future.\n\nThe flavors are a bit too muddled and not distinctly Thai like I would hope. Even so, it serves well as a quick bit to eat in the middle of the day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2009-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "nbdLmIydwZ7ub62LGKFCIw", "text": "o thai basil.. you have fed me well throughout my college years.. o i miss you so!\n\nI came back here for dinner with a friend yesterday night. and the pad see ew was delicious!! I've mainly ordered their Pad See ew here thats why I had to come back to have a reminiscing moment with my favorite!  I loved how thick the noodles were with full of shrimps.. Too bad they only gave me 3 broccolis......!  On the side, I had my favorite thai drink of Thai Iced Tea.  Nice, sweet, and milky! just like how i like it.. Good amount also!!  If you ask them for less ice though, they will charge you an extra 25-50 cents....\n\nQuick and fast for students!  I am all for it!  Good selections against the wall with few pictures!  The lady at the front is very nice and understanding.  Good amount of seats inside Thai Basil.. No AC though! but good luck finding spots in the middle of asian ghetto amongst all the students!!!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2009-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rWwumQ4o42wTAoe0rtbBaw", "text": "This is some of the better food in this food court. What struck me most about this place is their rice. Very aromatic rice. I think they might actually use basmati rice, instead of the typical Californian calrose variety. The interior is recently renewed, and much cleaner than before.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2007-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "LVvTUCaGwwlA_ZKT8pXEGQ", "text": "Mmmm, I always love binging on food after a night of binging on alcohol.\n\nMy shrimp fried rice was pretty good- it hit the spot, but was nothing exceptional. However, my friend's garlic eggplant dish was amazing. Makes me wish I had ordered it as well!\n\nTo the douchebag who told us to quiet down because he was \"trying to have a conversation\"...hello, it's midnight and you're in a college town! Besides, your date didn't seem to be too into you. Hah!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G40odYEY9J4iWOZvfRT_xA", "date": "2008-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Mi3nEO_V6MVkiS8K5Wf_bg", "text": "Pad kee mao: $7.25\n\nWho doesn't enjoy the occasional round of \"Try to blend in with the undergrads?\"  It's one of my favorite games.\n\nI returned to Thai Basil for lunch today after a fairly awful experience with their curry a fairly long time ago, and I'm glad I gave it another shake.  In the South Asian Ghetto, lunch is always a process of eliminating the worst options and then seeing what's left.  Then you deliberate for five more minutes with your friends until you just say, \"Eff it, let's just go there.\"  I'm happy to add Thai Basil as another tummy friendly option to the deciding process.\n\nThere are no frills here: they make your food (in about five minutes), you eat it (it tastes like Thai food), and you leave (once you're done eating; the order is crucial).  The food's pretty good and the prices are reasonable.  Additionally, I'm intrigued by their $5-6 lunch special where you pick items from the board.\n\nPlease note, however, that I will still never order their curry again *shudders*.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "wDLotURMkqwAYWcSuI6Enw", "text": "Super Affordable.  Great Taste.  Convenient Location!\n\nEvery student at Cal should try Thai Basil.   Okay, when the boss lady argues with her husband (?), it gets pretty scary.  But who cares?  The food is so good and cheap.\n\nI can't give a fair review of the restaurant because the only dish I get from there over the past 5 years is Basil Fried Rice w/ Chicken.\nBut as other reviewers have pointed out, everything else seems to be great too!\n\n\nTry it once and you'll fall in love with it.   I've personally converted a lot of my friends.\n\n5 Stars for the great quality yet low price.\n\nI would pick this place over a lot of other gourmet Thai restaurants in a heart beat.\n\nMUST TRY!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "v5xEd5iJYhXLFPMjXcgjug", "date": "2007-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 6, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "hNPczYIzN0EA750V3GHOjQ", "text": "so, admittedly, i'm the leftover queen.\ni'll eat mine.\ni'll eat yours.\ni'll eat your friends' who are sitting at the other end of the table (who i haven't met yet) that are giving me the stink eye b/c i'm already eyeing their half eaten entrees.\n\nam i ashamed?\nof course not.\ni WOULD be ashamed of myself if i threw away food that people would kill for on the other side of the world.\n\nthai basil conversation:\nme:  can i have a box please?\nfemale cook behind the counter:  do you want one or two?\nme:  one, please.\n(cook hands a box to me.  i turn around, take five steps, turn back around, realizing that my spicy basil catfish w/rice (which wasn't spicy and was average tasting) will require a second box...)\nme:  actually, can i have another one, please?\ncook (scowling):  i asked you if you wanted two, and you said no!!\n\nyeowch.\n\n...the trials and tribulations of the leftover queen...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UzG5IHFUu6H1UyCRbqHHZw", "date": "2009-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h11Hr07ffM-dn-rico0_fA", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 6, "funny": 14}, "review_id": "LQUKlCSfKzN5PzgQ45gDkw", "text": "I love this place! They are open late and conveniently located in the Asian food Ghetto. Their food is cooked fresh and authentically, and the flavors are always bodacious. \n\nI also love the totally gangster Asian lady that works here. I often come here drunk on obnoxiousness and she never ceases to amaze me when she puts me in my place. Cue scene:\n\nMe: AYAYYAYYAYAYYAYAAYYAYAYAYAY!!!! *playing with the toothpick dispenser\"\nFriend: YAY TOOTHPICKS! YAY! YAY! YAY!\nMe: YAYY! *making more toothpicks pop up*\nAsian Lady behind the register: ENOUGH! *mean look*\nMe: *stunned into stopping* Oh sorry! Sorry! *stuffing toothpicks back in the dispenser.\nAsian Lady: YOU DON'T PUT BACK! *sticking out her tongue*\nMe and friend: Okay...*backs away and is shamed into silence for 30 seconds\"\nMe and friend: YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAY!\nAsian Lady: SHHH!\nMe and friend: *quiets down*\n\nAs I said. Hella gangasta.\n\nMy favorite entree here is the garlic basil eggplant. I get tofu when no one wants to eat my chicken, or I'll get chicken if someone wants to eat the chicken. I'm here for the eggplant :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kofiqkPOeo1loQHsVbxQXg", "date": "2008-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3s0Ljvi_TqMlEmIQH9QnXg", "text": "I've been here several times for what else, but of course, for boba tea. \n\nTiny space, dirty counters and mediocre drinks.\n\nBut their deep fried snacks are good, it's only because the germs are deep fried as well, so you won't get food poisoning.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "n873HWLkhdySx21et5uh4g", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3udYeKLgtOFAdSHHYxFUoA", "text": "Quickly is my favorite place to get milk tea out of all of the boba places in Berkeley.  The tea is very strong and flavorful and it's super cheap.  I like how they don't put a lot of ice in their tea so it doesn't get watery if you take your time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "t1Y9QpI-_zVZKTkgw45rYw", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4j7NcPMYLo1IRSQeShXzdA", "text": "I am a fan of boba and I have tried boba in other places too. I used to get it from Tapioca Express in Union City a lot and they have the best so far. About a year ago, I found this place on Durant @ Berkeley. They have very good boba and I would give them 4 stars on the alone. They are the cheapest $1.64 [5 stars] among all the places that I've been to and provided with the quality that we are talking about. With no doubt this place is very small, it can fit 3 or 4 people to wait in line.  Cleanliness is really an issue for them though and I would say if they can provide straws in clear plastic wraps would really be better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lnFfKNTVxSQkzrekazbTyQ", "date": "2009-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4JpOMoKEt7x4gakVuvIuwQ", "text": "So, I was a faithful customer of this place for about one year, then i discovered sweethearts next door. They are cheaper, and better. I went to get a boba today, but sweethearts was closed, so I went to quickly. It was 40 cents more expensive, the boba was NOT cooked at all, and the drink had an ant in it...GROSSSS....I threw it out after 3 sips...what a waste of $2.18....never again...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4lY7h9ZeJ1_3UCRSx8aF6w", "text": "Bleh.\n\nWhat did you do to my boba? What have I done to deserve it?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LFdOAP83uARN2LJVU032CA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ZPG-YyHvhqZUzb3EQx4Hg", "text": "dirty.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "PV3v32q6W8VStUH9bzDTaA", "date": "2009-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6UF9OWvXrUNOEAkR5qQW0Q", "text": "The milk tea is pretty standard for a Quickly. A large milk tea with pearls is a little over $2. Cheap and fast, perfect for a student rushing between classes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gVEye2LuFCLxxFRc41jIKA", "date": "2011-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7dAMYV53-yfqoSLLVMUvbw", "text": "This Quickly is just as good as any other Quickly.  The store is very small but the service is quick.  They don't have shaved ice here but their tea selection is pretty much the same.  Their lichi rose tea is sooo goood! \n\nIf I lived in the neighborhood, I'd be stopping by more often to grab a tea!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZLCJjYA9sYaK2zKBiyB5uw", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8m2eGvJ1omOYkNdspEyMhw", "text": "It's okay, nothing too special, nothing bad.\n\nCustomer service is hit-or-miss, depending on who's there.\n\nOnly place I've found that makes decent Taro Milk Tea though; nearby boba shops don't really compare. Usually really fast service; there are some long lines sometimes though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Qp5Gv_owPKiPWCJDlSh4mw", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8ZJX-Ta2JvfvtgbDmNTHVw", "text": "This is one of the worst boba drink places I've ever been to in my life.\nI've been a fan of boba drinks for 10+ years (and have drank just waaaay to much boba...)\nand this place really is at the bottom of my choices for my tapioca savoring adventure.\n \nTheir tapioca tastes gross, sometimes. At rare occasions, it has been good but i'd rather not take the chance and go elsewhere\nTheir teas are OK. but the snow bubbles were horrible. THey charge all that money to make it smoothie but when the product comes out, it looks all melted and doesn't really resemble a smoothie. \n\nThere's Sweetheart's cafe right next door. I'd rather go there than quickly any day.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fxxFmjfBlRVVs_Os2e9hNQ", "date": "2008-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "96ddOGuLHFIYSKdR3je6XA", "text": "My friend worked here for a while, so I came to visit him...\n\nI got a free boba. ehhh it's ok. I like the plaza that this is in tho...\nyou can get your fast cheap asian food.\n\n\"THE ASIAN GHETTO\" they call it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "okwMn905FfWen_f3uVKE0w", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a14RFgUKTvh-xXmbcVyxfQ", "text": "Quickly's my go-to place for boba.\n\nService: I always found the cashiers at the front to be really nice and fast.\n\nFood: Popcorn chicken, in my opinion, is better at Sweetheart, but boba is definitely better here. Their milk tea is not too sweet and their boba is chewy to the right texture. I don't even like boba all that much and I come here anyway. Good for a quick drink.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A3UJDdrmvIE64D6ZQz2sxA", "text": "Before, I never really had a reason as to why I always went to Sweetheart instead. Now I do. I'm pretty convinced the cups are bigger over there, and the employees are nicer and faster. Oh, and not complete idiots.\n\nThe guy that gave me coffee with pearls at Quickly was the worst!\n\na) He didn't put the cap on tightly, so a little spilled out and scalded my hand\nb) He gave me the wrong amount of change\nc) He charged me for pearls after I ordered them, but didn't give them to me. I would have caught the mistake then and there but the coffee was practically boiling still and I couldn't check.\n\nI was angriest about the last one! Never again!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "MgAgvJwlt8ujtE4Pr0r9uQ", "date": "2008-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "abaW2SytNxGtBXircMpyjw", "text": "Wednesday, 5:00PM.\n\nAn extempore run for boba led me to the Quickly's here in the DFC. Their interpretation of tapioca is aberrant from what it's supposed to be!\n\n+Quick service\n+Cheeeeap\n- \"Stale\" boba\n- Lack of soy, low-fat milk as options\n\nAnd then...?\nMoccachino's closed? Long lines at Sweetheart Cafe? Super tight budget? Fine, Quickly's in DFC it is.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aCgBUENm9BtnVYzSNq-dWA", "text": "How fast can they get food and drinks to their customers... QUICKLY?  I think NOT!\n\nI really want to like this hole in the wall in Durant Square (and don't you dare call this place the Asian GHETTO)! Why has the name of this place been racialized?! YUCK.  \n\nThe one only think I like about this place: It does the trick when I am craving fried fish balls (once in a very blue moon).\n\nBut eh, overall... the service is mediocre, drinks are just okay.  There are way too many boba places in Berkeley... this place is not tops.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fdTuNLNTUGMCtBPhFTeEpQ", "date": "2008-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Acv1NT5JOpmGQ9oAGa06Ww", "text": "If you want a \"run of the mill\" Quickly's, here you go. Not too much to impress customers here, as I really wanted to write something to give the locals a reason to go here instead of another place for desserts. \n\nThis Quickly's is small, fast, yet something's lacking (perhaps a few seats more seats). Their selection is the same as others, though none of my companions were too impressed with this one.\n\nNothing really wrong with this place, though its not the only dessert specialty in the area, not by a long shot.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PSJ9LP_U3jF5K9avjvPPRw", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_afIBnlabZkF6vJnOXkYUA", "text": "My usual: Green tea - DOUBLE rainbow jelly. \n\n$1.74. I hope this never changes!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gA4MiXjhX9iZmqkIgMxWjw", "date": "2007-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aheMYk2H5udDCjtU7NWixA", "text": "Decently cheap and okay boba... nothing more, nothing less...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uJUCfyL5qy7kPslOCc0oZQ", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aoLe9npBycXg34JEc6IB_g", "text": "I know it's a bit of an unfair gripe to apply to Quickly here but is it really that hard Berkeley stores and restaurants to accept credit cards? I hate that I have been turned away so many times (and have missed out on really good places as a result) because I simply don't carry cash around anymore. That being said, you have to be weary that this place is cash-only, which is a bit annoying in my mind. \n\nQuickly in the Asian Ghetto is just a hole in the wall, which means you're in and you're out, or so you'd think. My feeling is that this place could use another staffer or so and close later. The line is almost always out the door, which means that there are only four or five people in line. Once in though, it's actually decent. It's pretty sweet that you can have a mix of different things to put into your milk tea besides the standard big ol' balls of boba like jelly or tiny boba. I would also have to say that their food is definitely a lot better than Sweetheart's, albeit you'll get a bit less. \n\nSweetheart's just steals up all the customers because there is a greater food option at Sweetheart's for nearly the same price and they stay open so late. Also, the appearance of a long line because of their small store size is also a bit intimidating if you're trying to just grab a boba and go. But hello, know your customer demographics! You're right by a college town catering to poor college students! Stay open longer and hire another person so it doesn't seem like you guys have a humungo line all the time!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2011-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bKT6KldYMaU3f8GVPAWRPQ", "text": "this place sucks. only one person works there and she does the cashier, making the food, and making the drinks.\n\nfried chicken- it sucks. it really sucks. they make fried chicken but dont put the hot seasoning on it, you have to do it urself. and they dont put in those tiny green leaves used for seasoning, which i love! \n\nin socal quickly, boba already comes with the drink but here it isnt. idk why.\n\nwell anyways dont get the drinks anyways, it aint good.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "azCk2YXSFr-lKgBtA3CWIA", "date": "2009-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e4qq3pYpqIF4xp0m9Efc2Q", "text": "I don't really know why this place gets such a bad rap.  You can't really compare discount boba places to cafes like Tapioca Express.  The price difference is significant, as is the quality, but you get a pretty good return for your money at Quickly.  The tea is some of the best as far as cheap tea goes - better than Sweethearts' and Moccacino's in my opinion.  Some days are better than others, but it tends to go that way with these kinds of places.\n\nI think this is the only place in Berkeley with mini boba (maybe Tapioca Express has them, I can't be sure), and it's much better than their regular boba.  Their regular-sized boba tends to be too hard.  \n\nThe reason this place gets 3 instead of 4 stars is because, in comparison with other Quicklys, this place is not so great.  The tea is more expensive, not as good and there's no seating, as compared to other Quickly establishments.  This isn't exactly a problem when you're looking to get your tea fast and bounce, but it's difficult to justify a higher price when you have fewer amenities.\n\nDespite all this, Quickly is still my place for super fast, super cheap boba.  I go more often than I'm comfortable admitting :P", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EfAVMOqEriZH1OHDOnEiDg", "text": "Not much to say, except this is the place I go when I crave bubble tea. There is nothing more satisfying than an almond milk tea or a taro milk tea from here. Super cheap, very fast, and consistently good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jm67zVv_3X5re8Sb5eL9kg", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GD5ggi_Pae8HCFeypp7T3g", "text": "Whenever I pass by, I get a \"passion-fruit snow\".  It is always good and unlike other places, it doesn't quickly lose its flavor and leave you with ice water at the bottom.  Don't get their food though...  That looks pretty gross.\n\nLately I have been getting their Thai Iced Tea.  It is decent, but it is much different from what you get at Thai restaurants, or the pinnacle of Thai iced tea: the Thai Buddhist temple.  It just is not as good, unfortunately.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HCKO5Mb02ZNMXzZPmeiLIA", "text": "The line sometimes reaches out the door and there is usually only one person working so things can get backed up if there are many people ordering. Items are a bit on the pricey side for what you're getting, but I guess that's the luxury of drinking blended beverages. The creamer used in their milk tea makes it a bit too sweet, but it gets the job done if you're craving a fix.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HiLEDCqirxhx46Ec_wZFVA", "text": "This is one of the tapioca places that I go. The place is very small, I would say only barely 5 customers can wait in line. But it's ok. If you get the food there, you can sit outside the benches in the common area. I have never tried their food here though coz my favorite is still tapioca milk tea and it's only $1.96. But I still would like to see them put out more napkins and have the individual wrapped straw.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uNt4OZ9j4kU35PBVOeph4g", "date": "2010-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HmlerKAu-oYgKbGvJJGFeQ", "text": "Boba is cheap, but doesn't taste that great. Rainbow cafe is better.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kv_BKTM7lDXZa5t8cBNfgQ", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HO0t_8lRTbysd3k7_dT7Cg", "text": "I like the black sesame milk drink here...but everything else is typical of the Quickly chain. A good selection of boba replacements.\n\nProbably the tiniest boba shop in the area too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kC15Cos1r1ycUd4COZjlLQ", "text": "I loved this place cause it was a great fast stop between classes!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "es15UP55rfli8OTgYr7cZA", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K-v_ZGmBqmWRuqxNwtVbAQ", "text": "Downside: as part of the Durant Food Court (\"Asian Ghetto\"), you can't expect Quickly's to have the most sterile environment. The place is small and you usually feel cramped when there's a line. \n\nUpside: most of the time, there is/are 1-2 people working on the orders and service is usually fast. I always order their green milk tea (sometimes with, sometimes without boba) and it's consistently good. Compared to Sweethearts, the milk teas at Quickly's are more milky.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8wWbXd7XZVw-mcUnYLf5Kw", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lDUCN0lBj8qLN3jhi-AyWQ", "text": "I come for the cheap boba and popcorn chicken. Nom nom!\n\nBut what I really love about this place is the variety in types of boba you can get--I love getting the small tapioca! To be honest, it seems on the same level as Sweetheart or Moccacino. I prefer Mocaccino for their bento deal and Sweetheart for its quicker efficiency when there isn't a long line.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2011-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lk_5pOa_w0KsBhmYk7GWZw", "text": "it's hard for me to pick between quickly's and sweetheart cafe.  Milk tea's here are less sweet than those at Sweetheart and the workers here are definitely much more affable.  I once came here around noon and somehow they were out of boba. what the heck!?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m9iV-0ES7yyUMY332YWXGA", "text": "Ordered a drink.\n\n10 seconds later the cashier handed it to me.\n\n\n\nI suppose that's why they're named Quickly's?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "f81Y2EzuRqefayCrL1Ra3Q", "date": "2011-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mbglZMyaqHAFAgpkkf4V9A", "text": "Just so so. The milk tea is too plain.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cI8o0ZwAzpGe3_zwsRT6yg", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mj4Y_c9yhNc7zqaBFBXMAg", "text": "$2.16 jasmine green milk tea, half boba, half lychee jelly. \n\nMy friend tried to order this somewhere else and was charged for the half half option so yay for berkeley's Quickly's for being nice ;)\n\nI dont know what people are complaining about the service. I find it the service pretty fast and my only complaint is that the waiting space is a little small. If anything, I feel like the service at sweetheart is worse because some workers there are so grumpy! \n\nI've never tried any other flavors here so this is just based on the jasmine green milk tea which is my favorite :) I actually dont even go to Sweet hearts anymore.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MmAyKK-QHYR3QMdfjTHCtw", "text": "I used to like Sweetheart Cafe more than Quickly's, but when I found out that Sweetheart's uses powder instead of milk tea and Quickly's doesn't, I quickly switched over ;).\n\n$2.16 for a jasmine green milk tea with pearls. I like their variety of jellies and pearls - I like to get 1/2 small pearls with 1/2 lychee jelly. Mixing half and half of different pearls/jellies is free of charge!\n\nDefinitely not the best milk tea ever, but it works quite well for Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "28FZnuUJi7G9MPdwMCNyVA", "date": "2011-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MUsRpI1dlN0AJRJf_dZ8hQ", "text": "I'm usually not one to support chain restaurants but quickly is so cheap and fast that it's hard not to like their drinks.  The people working aren't too cheerful but aren't mean like at sweethearts.  The boba is usually just the right consistency with a chewey but not gooey consistency (like at sweethearts).  With most of my drink orders, I never go over 2 bucks and it takes less than 20 seconds to be sucking boba up a big straw (sweethearts takes about 3 minutes minimum).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B0Q2YqU3zmFKwLsLVy3BZw", "date": "2007-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NOtnxM2MrsNEl5I60xnhqg", "text": "I don't care for milk tea/boba, and even if I had tried theirs, I wouldn't know where it would fall on the scale of amazing to terrible. \n\nSo whence the five stars?\n\nTheir potstickers! I'm sure that these grease/oil-ridden potstickers rank pretty high on the list of my worst vices, but they're so delicious. For $2.99, I get a fantastic snack that always seems to hit the spot. I've recently been diversifying and gave their mini corndogs a try as well -- tasty. I guess one of these days I'll give their milk tea a try, too...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2007-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PNGja2Vb43c-3QLAqPEGFw", "text": "The drinks I think is not as good as other Quickly! I've have much better Quickly.\nThe service was not very good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fRkQJ5nMYN8iMgmDle5EbA", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PTZOotXW3LTfFCRNmYuhqg", "text": "Small and cramped space. Uncooked boba. There was a special though so I scooped up my jasmine green tea for less than $2.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "B0GzGKOcaA9jsPPj0skd1g", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QBUJ62117jEbRHe9vEBjGg", "text": "I like the location because the plaza seems to have every type of food imaginable. It's cash only so make sure you have them dolla billz\n\nSelections are vast, but was missing aloe as an optional topping... I like that they have two types of boba (small and large) and it's cheap. I would say it was an average experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-5Bkci0QszkWEw63EbVx8g", "date": "2011-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qs2miSh2fqOyeTjMa1cTww", "text": "This is the smallest Quickly's I've ever seen.  There's no seating area, just standing room to wait for your order.  After eating at Steve's Bar-B-Que before a Cal football game, we came across this Quickly's.  We wanted some tapioca and it was cheap (they still had the 1.49 Jasmine Milk Tea with tapioca special at that time).  It satisfied our tapioca craving.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NYjAhGo6IrkWLOQd3o6qpQ", "date": "2008-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QZzpejrCuk-3kWP2ESai5w", "text": "I'm giving it 3 stars 'cause the prices and speed cannot be beat. By the time I'm finished paying, my drink is already ready. The drinks themselves are mediocre. I usually get the jasmine milk green or the normal milk tea (no boba. Got over the whole boba craze years ago) depending on my mood. It tastes alright. Bubble milk tea is bolder, the jasmine milk green more subtle. But the milk green does leave this weird filmy feel in my mouth. I can't really describe it. It's just this weird feeling. I think it's funny when the workers mix the milk tea in that huge pot thing. It's like a small Asian girl using this huge mixer tool to mix up the drink in this ginormous pot. Kinda looks like she's using one of those drill machines (can't think of the name) to bore a hole in the ground.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rFFTfAV3icABL8DI_30Rvw", "text": "This Quicklys was a let down - while I understand that different boba places make their bobas differently, the boba at this place is almost inedible! (The milk tea is alright).\n\nFor the food, it's a lot of money for not a lot of (low quality) food.\n\nI'm surprised at how this place is still in business when the Sweetheart's around the corner is a gazillion times better and cheaper.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RM4wwrodBwb7TedrSHASrA", "text": "This quickly consists of many sinks and a table behind the counter. promo items are covers the walls and windows.\n\nsampling: jasmine tea (1.29+tax)\n-how can they charge tax when it's obviously to go?\n-not much tea flavor, tasted slightly sweet.\n-passed on pearls and milk option.\n\ntea drips:\n-courteous fast service. probably disappointed on no upgrades.\n-few seats to sit in.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RUC7kL7_wyz4wTrNivRf0g", "text": "UGH. I hate this place. I guesssss it's all right if you want boba for less than a dollar but I always feel cheated out of my money and mad whenever I come here. \n\nSome of the horrible things that have happened whenever I decide to give this place a try (because it's so cheap) or because someone else wants to come here (also probably cuz it's so cheap):\n-boba being stuck together so you can't get it out of the damn straw, you literally have to blow the boba back into your cup *ewwwwwwwwwww* and then try to avoid that boba cluster until you're finished with your drink\n-on hot days, they NEVER put enough ice and you're left with lukewarm milk tea or jasmine green tea\n-hot drinks are SCALDING so be careful. can't sip for a while. if you try it on a cold berkeley winter day, you'll know how hard it is to resist trying to drink it... but beware, you're gonna get burned!! \n-misunderstanding of my order... UGH. has happened at least 2x. both ended up with me going 'never mind never mind, it's ok' just so i can get out of the claustrophobic little space\n-their drinks just always taste bad. i have never been to a place with gross thai iced tea as bad as quickly's. out of alllllll businesses that leave berkeley, why can't this one disappear?! \n-long wait times for crappy, sticky, hard, clumped boba \n\ni hate this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2008-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RuYUeJIS4aoc2SymcnCDkQ", "text": "Fast service even with only one employee working. Unfortunately really small so... If it's packed, it'll take awhile till you get your drink! \n\nBoba was a little too squishy for my taste. Otherwise, it was satisfactory.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6ToqUAqUmAvhT24KguS-Vg", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S7UR3Ywv-RFKZeGZFnpcfw", "text": "Berkeley boba in general is CRAP. Quickly's isn't an exception with its pre-made powdered drinks and hard boba. I would suggest just getting regular tea w/ NO milk or boba. I guess their chicken isn't bad if you want a quick and relatively cheap lunch.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TB6SKWVyWjSKc8GTEXHD3Q", "text": "Quickly's ridiculously cheap jasmine milk tea kept me coming here a few times a month for the sugar boost I needed to make it through my accounting lectures.  Too bad the all of the other Quicklys charge more for the same drink.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_5uZ9Ur33MnFvpjeryyKMQ", "date": "2008-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TuPFfa7fIxo2gaW05K4eDw", "text": "$1.95 for a milk tea with pearls. That is tears of joy to my eyes coming from Austin, where boba with pearls at the minimum is $3.75. Service was fast today and the lady was nice. Like other places in the ghetto it seems to be cash only.\n\nThe tea was pretty decent, though I've had better. My boba was a bit too soft, but at $1.95 at more or less equivalent quality to what I'm used to, that's pretty awesome by my standards. Though I give this place a 3, as I'm sure in the area, there must be better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nK6zJZUDvDlLdbgL_EdI_Q", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U6yGG35j_I80WIYtXTrOYw", "text": "I prefer Quickly, over all its neighboring joints, for a decent, strong servings of pearl milk tea. Their teas are always strong, fresh and never disappoint me. Pearls, however, are a little lackluster in terms of texture; they can be a bit harder than other places like sweethearts. But I still prefer their pearls because they are not sweetened. \n\nI like the fact they have a wide selection of pearls, jellies, grains to add to your drinks. Personally, I prefer their lychee jellies and barley in mine. I recently became addicted to Jasmine Green Tea (w/o milk) with Barley, after a friend of mine recommended it to me. I can't go back!! It is a little unusual but I think the combination is delicious, especially the paired with the creamy barley flakes. It's also probably a lot healthier than the jellies and pearls.\n\nTheir food/snacks are not up to par with their drinks though. I find their popcorn chicken to be more like strips of chicken, chewy and thick; and the calamari popcorns are overprices. However, I have wanted to try their french toast strips for awhile...so we'll see. \n\nOverall, this is my go-to place for asian drinks and be adventurous with your drinks!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UAaUI_0ZBHYNkp5-swvNxw", "text": "I grew up in an Asian neighborhood so I do not ever ever expect any sort of courtesy or politeness from a boba joint. However, this place took rudeness to another level. In addition, the place is a dump and it's dirty as hell. O, have you have noticed the owner of the store is too cheap for air-con so I feel like I am in a sauna whenever I go in to place an order for my drink?\n\nOnto the drink. It's like powder flavors with water and corn syrup. Straight up nasty crap! The boba/pearl, mega ew.\n\nI only went there once and it was enough for a lifetime. I don't care how long time line is at Lotus House, I am going there for their delicious boba.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uhRoOJ6mSEIRHT1B0pGB5w", "text": "Whaaaa? 2.5 STARS? Seriously yelpers? \n\nIt was a cold, rainy day when boyfriend and I stopped here to grab something hot before heading to the Spice of Life festival. It was a bit empty but at least it was warmer than outside. The guy who made our drink was extremely nice when we ordered our hot milk tea with boba. He asked if we would be alright waiting 2-3 minutes for our drink. I was thinking, \"Uh ok...\" but he made it right away. The bathroom was clean, typical for any Quickly. \n\nAs for the drink. Man oh man. I would come here everyday if I could. It was piping hot and delicious. I don't know what they put in that, but it was soooooo good. The boba was delicious too. Although, I do wish there was a bit more boba in the drink I am satisfied! \n\n5 stars from me! woot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AVl_4qzgm3LJZJ__wQI0Wg", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v57KUzc6X-bvqu8Jflb_Ag", "text": "cheap and good. try their fried squid and thai tea", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TrZhygneyczH-RayXTzfAw", "date": "2006-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v8F5AOWTCzD3Won6hBAs3w", "text": "Got the red bean slush today and thought it was pretty good. A bit pricey for sure at $3.25 but I guess it's to be expected if you're not in Taiwan. \n\nService was definitely slow with only a single person working at the store, but I got my drink in less than 10 min so I was happy enough", "stars": 3, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vJuYVx744Y-jyaz3cX9pkA", "text": "contrary to most people,( I see people with boba from sweethearts more than quickly) I like this place the most.\nI'm particular about the milk tea as well as boba, and I think Quickly has the best balance. I would like to place Sweetheart's boba into the tea, but Quickly's boba is normally just a good and more chewy and not sweet ( I don't like it sweet, which is what most places have...)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_fb99OSZo4qqWwkR03wFmQ", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-vmjNIxow2effAavsFHsyA", "text": "2.18.08: MUSHY PEARL ALERT, MINUS 1 STAR!\n\nthe pearls are nice and chewy and there are always 99 cent specials =]\nthe jasmine milk green special is absolutely perfect. not too sweet, not too watery...\nthe taro is pretty good too.\nservice is usually lightning fast. nowhere to sit though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wbXCXL-Z_Zdy693-AuKlKQ", "text": "The service is quick and the location is high traffic, but the drinks here just don't quite cut it. \n\nBoth the milk tea with tapioca and taro with egg pudding we picked up most recently tasted watered down. I guess this could be considered a good thing cause there's way too much sugar to begin with, but it didn't quite satisfy a boba craving and now I'll just have to go get another elsewhere, soon.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dT2PRW1l4KH1BxvY_8if4Q", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xPOvt-Dk921111iH_x3iyw", "text": "This place is decent, there are better boba places.\n\nI'm not a student of Cal but I certainly come by often, over my spring and summer breaks to visit my friends who are students or supporters of this area. I have not tried the specials, but they seem pretty reasonable seeing as boba (or pearl as it is referred to in other places) are steep in prices (talk about inflation).\n\nWell in anycase, this is one of the many places to get your fill in the infamous \"Asian Ghetto of Berkeley.\"\n\nCheers with a Thai Tea on hand, nontheless!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hLZhIcq9qupYTeW5FHInEA", "date": "2007-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yKWCzkrL8Iw849g__fYl8A", "text": "Their Boba is OK ... but they are out of supply, or some other lame excuse for a lot of the menu. \nThe staff there are some of the most unfriendly boba beings that I've seen even compared to others - and most other boba places are ran by Asian people who don't really give rat's a$$ about customer service. \nJudging for the boba alone, I'd give 3 or maybe 4 stars... \nbut service takes one star away, \nand their frequent lame excuses for 'out of stock' or 'kitchen's closed' etc takes another star off", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0LwN37IQHOPTSpVTmG1eKQ", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ywPmkdEh0BlfIdSI3y-kGA", "text": "cheap yes, but the product isnt that good\nid rather go to sweethearts round the corner\nalso, quickly raised prices, def not worth it", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2008-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z9xZlqQjqrH4yl7dkcjeig", "text": "While I lived in Fremont, everyone went to Tapioca Express instead of Quickly's because everyone we knew worked at TapEx. After moving to Berkeley, I found that nobody goes to Tapioca Express and that Quickly's contender is with Sweethart. Here's the thing. This Berkeley branch of Quickly's is better than the Berkeley branch of Sweetheart in quality, but not in price. Both are pretty damn cheap for drinks, but a few cents matters a lot to college students.\n\nOther than coffee, tea, tapioca, slushies, and other drinks... They sell little snacks like fried cheese sticks and fried baby octopus too.\n\nI think only a maximum of 5 people standing can fit in the area in front of the counter. This is seriously a grab and go place, unlike other Quickly cafes where you can sit and hang out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZkmOXVb1SppEDPge06hgGA", "text": "I hate this place. Their boba tastes bad, their drinks are powdery and bad. Sure, they might have some of the cheapest boba drinks in town, but that doesn't mean it won't cost you. Spend that ~70 cents toward much better boba at any of the other places on the same block.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "umVlZDCwlXZRH8AF05F34A", "date": "2010-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zrELpA-ggGM8TZpPek5fhQ", "text": "Relatively speaking, Quickly's is my favorite boba spot compared to Sweetheart and Mocaccino Cafe. Then again, I do think that I have to give Sweetheart another try because I judged it since I didn't get any special impression the first time I tried its boba (hot taro milk tea w/pearls). Mocaccino flat-out disappointed me with its super-sweet rose milk tea (but I will be going back to try the bento boxes) that I had to toss after sipping through half of it - and that was only so that I could get the pearls. The milk tea was terrible, in my opinion. \n\nMy default boba drink is almond milk tea w/pearls. I've also tried the peach snow and hot regular milk tea, both with large pearls. Now I realize that I need to get a bit more adventurous because so far, Quickly's hasn't let me down. The peach snow is super delicious and the milk teas perfectly sweet and milky. The pearls aren't anything incredible, just average. Good enough for me at least. I think I'll start doing more interesting mixes, like jasmine milk tea and small pearls or mango snow and mango star jelly. I would appreciate if anyone out there had any cool mix suggestions! \n\nFor me personally, the popcorn chicken was okay... but I prefer Cha for Tea's crispy chicken. Unfortunately, Cha for Tea seems to only be in Southern California (where I'm from) and not up here. The popcorn chicken was oily and made me feel way more unhealthy than I wanted to feel; gripping a plastic boba cup alone can be shameful sometimes. Only sometimes, though. Maybe I need to try popcorn chicken with milk tea. The saltiness did make me crave a complementary sweet beverage, but I don't think I'll be trying it out anytime soon... I couldn't finish the chicken. However, many people seem to love the popcorn chicken so don't let my first-time experience prevent you, fellow reader [who might not have tried the popcorn chicken], from giving it a shot. \n\nOverall, I'm decently content with Quickly's. Out of all my experiences with this place, I've only had one drink that I didn't really like one specific evening: almond milk tea because it had several tiny, weird powdery chunks in it. Kind of ruined the drink for me... but I still finished it HAHA.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mM1TAS01k6RZPl7LKwHN8A", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sNdArituR4TeGTySQCMJHg", "text": "I went here with my roommate last month and they ran out of boba. I'll repeat that. They said, \"we don't have any boba.\" How can a boba tea place run out of boba? That's like Mrs. Field's saying, \"we ran out of cookies\" or Macy's putting up a sign with the words, \"we ran out of clothes.\" My roommate was upset, but I wasn't, since I'm not a fan of boba anyways and just got their \"Bubble\" Milk Tea for 59 cents. If anyone else here does that, note how the surly cashier girl sours up when you say you want JUST that and nothing else.\n\nThe line gets pretty long during dinner hours, but there's a plasma TV there that shows a video of a guy buying a drink for his ladyfriend, but forgets the bouquet of flowers, which the Quickly girl runs after him for. I can recite this from memory because the video just keeps looping again and again and again and again and again while you wait. Pretty entertaining after awhile actually. Watch it, buy the 59 cent tea, and you've got a steal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gAA-Jif3SO5bjHeuI57_vQ", "date": "2007-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Y2rVInGnVLLOnG517lmKqA", "text": "It's only a few minutes away from campus, so it's pretty convenient. Good for a cheap boba fix (if you're boring like me and only ever get their jasmine or plain milk tea, both of which cost at least a dollar less than the other flavors). \n\nRush hours are usually around lunch and dinner. The wait can get pretty long around then, but they're right there if you're really jonesin' for a boba to go with your Asian Ghetto meal. And college students can be pretty patient when they're too lazy to walk the few steps over to Sweetheart's (right next to the Asian Ghetto entrance).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EU6AwvTM_M08lIvodWQX5w", "date": "2009-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Q77osf0Db0z7RjI20_-XQ", "text": "If you're running a boba place you probably shouldn't run out of tapioca pearls of any kind. Sure, I had the small pearls because I really wanted pearls, but I still wasn't happy.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "kNxlninqmXRj7Hh0laNpjg", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4n3E9nD_n2GAZY8B4MZnnQ", "text": "I love Quickly and I've been to other locations, and it's been good. No worries, just basic quick fast food and decent boba tea. So today I got a taro smoothie and the boba was somehow scalded... it tasted like burned marshmallows, really foul actually. I've probably had boba 100 times in my life and never experienced anything like that. It seems like a fluke, so I'll likely give them another chance... but... uck. I would have returned it but was a block away and in a hurry before I bit into one. Nasty.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ATUlXglIyOT-LE7SufoFmQ", "text": "Sure, to satisfy that unquenchable need for boba I'll come here, but it's far from the best. I had the traditional milk tea boba. Nothing notable about the boba, except that they didn't have mini boba :( and the milk tea's flavor was nowhere near as strong or tasty as it needs to be.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6b9X1Ed8Y0xLJhpTt0ZWIQ", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ca-eyGrpQLBhy8McXF1fMw", "text": "This place is alright nothing special. You pretty much pay for what you get. The price is cheap about $2...tapioca is very sparse!\n\nI tried the popcorn chicken and about 75% of the chicken was raw on the inside, which was seriously irritating because by the time I figured out that the chicken was raw I was already back on campus and did not have time to go back or find other food. \n\nLesson learned don't go to a boba shop for fried food :(", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PXDa8XKscNoEYegUdDVipA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d8oMW5cCfK7foTE-mrnogg", "text": "Yes, this place isn't as great as other boba places in Berkeley, but it's not terrible either.\n\nThey have baby boba!! and prices are cheap for your standard drink.\n\nI really like the popcorn chicken here though. Always juicy and crispy.. their other snacks aren't as awesome though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GkQ7JRpRDIr8aI4q18e6Ww", "text": "When I first moved to the Berkeley area, milk tea was only FIFTY CENTS here.  Because of this, I turned my nose to the slightly disgusting interior of this literal HOLE IN THE WALL branch of quicklys. But over the few years I've lived here, the milk tea has gone up to roughly $1 but I'm still slightly grossed out by the store. I guess doubling the price of milk tea wasn't enough to renovate the store into a more sanitary condition. \n\nMilk tea is standard. \nPopcorn chicken is good. \nStore looks dirty. \nCash Only.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3Y9-vbJgdU1Ie2h0v4kqsQ", "date": "2009-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gNfj_HfbtuBlFbhkyrI8uQ", "text": "I have to say that this place is absolutely DISGUSTING. \nThe store is not even store; it's the size of a closet or storage room. And to make matters even worse, the sanitation standards are sub par with spiderwebs lining the corners of the wall.  \n\nAesthetics aside, the line is ridiculous considering there is only one person working there at a time.  The limited service available is terrible.  I came with my parents on Cal Day and the 3 of us all ordered different drinks.  The result was 3 of the same drink.  If the employee was going to give us the exact same order, I would expect my drinks to come out faster but the wait was unreasonably long given that all she had to do was duplicate one order thrice.  \n\nFine, price was reasonable but so are all the other Quickly's in the Bay Area and at least there's good quality and service at other places.\n\nAs disappointed and disgusted as I am with this pearl tea place, it's the only one I know of in Berkeley so far so I'll either have to deal with it or  abstain from my PMTs for the next 4 years. =[", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ll7_ReyVWvpHHhpsettHHQ", "date": "2009-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mBOZJu-P7O3Co8koKiKk-A", "text": "I didn't mind this Quickly.  I just didn't like the fact that it was so small.  No where to sit and enjoy my drink.  But service was really fast.  I didn't feel that it was very dirty like other Yelpers.  Berkeley in general is a very organic town and not upscale like the city.  So I'm confused by other reviews.  Anyways, my drink was good came out to $2.18 for a regular taro milk tea with boba.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vXrUBAIN4aoCt7F5p0kU_g", "date": "2010-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VUcQzPAbPvJZfvQDor0sNw", "text": "Damn, this Quicklys sucks! I felt so bad for the sole girl who was working. Seems like she just couldn't do anything right! She was working on a second batch of some sort of fried snacks for these guys cuz the first one sucked! After handing the second batch to them, the guy goes up to her and says \"yea, I'm leaving but next time leave it in longer!\" haha..sucks for her. Then we got our drinks, two almond milk teas with boba (my fav) but after the first sip..SO BAD! No ice in the drink and it was barely cold. You can taste the powder mix, the boba was too sticky, it was just a total mess. I didn't think milk tea could be bad but this was very bad. I would never come back here again..what a waste of my money! I could've used that for Tapioca Express or a much better Quicklys..or perhaps froyo from Yogurt Harmony on Shattuck!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mZ4hWZmDxhqYOOJwfkHbzQ", "date": "2009-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dOHyGVAXVAsMT34RX1KavA", "text": "Cheap boba, but I'm not thrilled with the quality of the boba.  Most of the time, the boba is too tough; sometimes the boba is better but it's still not throughly chewy to the center.\n\nI actually like coming here for the crispy chicken instead of boba (yep, one of my guilty pleasures)  They used to give you only a couple small pieces in a small bag but now, they fry larger pieces and use a slightly larger bag.  I like to double coat my chicken with the spicy powder condiment to get it UBER spicy (the spicier it is, the less my gf will want to eat my food teehee!)\n\nAnyways, yea come for a quick boba fix but don't expect greatness", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ywAKlVL9-wj8Fux92xFm9w", "text": "The girl who works there isn't that friendly. I enjoyed my drink but for future reference all advertisement is for no boba only. Tacked on almost a dollar for boba. \n\nReally tiny space. It got crowded with only me and another customer waiting for our drinks.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4MJ7go3WJwIcak_17vWw9w", "date": "2011-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "K4s5UU8IPcK6ddy3IdRLmA", "text": "This is my GO-TO boba shop. I've had four years of boba tasting and this place is consistent, which is one of the main reasons why i choose this place over Sweethearts. \n\nI'll pay the extra 25 cent! Just judging on plain milk tea, or plain jasmine tea or what ever the general public orders, their milk tea is delicious. \n\nDefinitely take a walk on the wild side and order your drinks with Jellies! Lychee is a good one. \n\nComplaint: SMALLEST SPACE EVER. I find myself in this narrow corner or outside. \n\nService is good too, I don't get much judgmental looks--especially when they've seen me 3 days in a row", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aVIp7GqkB-xE2oByrsev7Q", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "P6sWxMRywMyGnHKRng0Vug", "text": "Aside from horrible service, the lack of sanitation, and stacked upon supplies in the middle of the establishment, this place has the second best place I've had peach green tea.\n\nAnd why were the lights off when we went in? The folks working there were more interested in playing with their PSPs than helping out.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kie7nzDJYisVYHGWBS373Q", "date": "2009-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M_OEobi3bWBAEkb2tC1kAQ", "text": "It is great to come in here and get a milk-tea while I am waiting for my food at thai basil or vietnam village. The workers are always friendly and service is hella fast. The tea is powdered but good for the price. The boba are average but acceptable. The squid is good too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AW521NIIdJrzWbsMixXfqA", "text": "Fried mini octopus.  If that doesn't do it for you straight away, no amount of booty-licious, bible-thumping, banana-peeling excitement will get you aroused.\n\nIt has boba, little snacky things asian style like fried fish balls, fried popcorn chicken, things that normal asian teens take for granted in their country but can go terribly wrong when in the hands of americans.  \n\nEverything is take out, there is no seating.  \n\nThe minute you order, this really really FOBy guy fires up the fryalator and dumps an order of mini octopus to be fried.  The batter is amazing.  And the spicy powder that they have to sprinkle on top of the order is amazingly flavorful.  You are required to eat it with long skewers that act like a one pronged fork.  It was good.  I burnt the roof of my mouth chewing.  And you know what?  I'll do it again.  \n\nThis from the girl who just yesterday, swore off seafood for fear of water pollution and high cholesterol.  I'm going to enjoy every moment of this artery clogging death.  As long as I can have my fried mini octopus.  Next time, I'm all about the fried chicken.  I needs me some fried chicks.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vn8nPLA7J_GkHEiW5vEmbA", "date": "2008-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-ivlhqFIB3gdNsq5E8MDTA", "text": "I don't care if the tapioca drinks here cost a penny, this is the worst crap I have ever had.  How does this place even survive with Sweetheart's right next door?  A true and utter travesty.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "3CVT71cTx_fLbLr9JFr-Cw", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "72P3lGJ3z1vvME5ecj_d4A", "text": "I also like the half-half option (I get half boba half pudding). This place isn't the cleanest but it's average for an asian food store. I really like the drinks here; the milk teas are strong in flavor and it's a good deal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Fd1llC9GwigoSX_qGhPog", "date": "2011-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DggJCkiHn3y0gYUBC_M_nA", "text": "This was the place that first introduced me to boba and milk tea, and I love their selection of different bobas and jellies and puddings that you can add in, definitely a perk of coming to quickly.  I also love their popcorn chicken because they add basil and some pepper into it...so bomb!  Especially if you add some additional red cayenne pepper, or the other pepper powder to make it spicier and more flavored.  Their taro milk tea is better than any other taro milk tea in the area!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gBj7KRdl42bxYq3t8pMClg", "text": "So, back when i was going to HS in SF, i would always go to the Quckly on Clement for a watermelon slush with large tapioca.  It was good, damn good, and expensive too (that quickly covered up all of the original prices and added a dollar to everything). It was worth it tho.  \n\nSo, i go here and get a watermelon slush with large tapioca (because, henceforth, all quickly shall be judged by this standard), and i can honestly say, i was surprised at its suckyness...\n\nFirst of all, there were large chunks of ice in it (nothing like the nice smooth consistency of the SF one), and it was almost brown because they there was so much liquid from the tapioca that it obscured the watermelonness...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "56HrzaFh2WGH8yB50YBSvg", "date": "2008-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YpwBEn-YtFcYgeeYlY1FHQ", "text": "I think I frequent this boba shop so often that almost all the employees recognize me now.. I always order the usual - on a cold day, I'd get a hot bubble milk tea with large tapioca, and on a hot day - bubble milk tea with large tapioca. \n\nYeah, I know, I'm boring for always ordering the same menu items. But I think this might originate from my fear or trying anything new and always liking familiar things (but why would I like to try new restaurants then?) \n\nTheir popcorn chicken is almost always delicious, and the boba is cheap and quick and it always hits the spot. The employees are MUCH NICER THAN SWEETHEART'S EMPLOYEES. I almost never have a problem with having drinks taste too diluted or sweet.\n\nI love boba and Quickly's is my go-to place when I'm around the UC Campus!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yYFabFtNtSdvwQ31FB7-jg", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AjUK1mdSI9tIV9mKKNyJOw", "text": "Uh...gross.  This one by far was the wosre one I have ever been to.  And it looks gross inside...flies flying all over the place.  What the heck... =x  Drink nuthin to rave about...and no boba available.  Boo on you guys!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "YMxJL6OrtPT8SeZfBaFH5w", "date": "2007-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "arm6PxxFOZdrHvaI6cVqpA", "text": "Can get busy at times because there is only one worker. Their drinks seem powdery to me but maybe it just me and the drink was too sweet for me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AkV9Y8zOph36iPZ7r-noMQ", "date": "2010-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "B67mSxW1qLBlsaphAprLrQ", "text": "I ordered a Taro Milk Tea here with QQ pearls (QQ pearls remind me of home....and Verde!) came out to be $2.18 which is pretty cheap in my opinion. And the service was fast. Because I was the only person in line. LOL", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CujQv0JoSwzNqmtqFPmqvQ", "text": "+ 1 star: wide variety of flavors to choose from\n+ 1 star: cheap specials [prices range from .59-.99 - costs extra with boba]\n\n\n- 1 star: slow service. sometimes theirs only one person taking orders and making drinks and the line is out the door\n- 1 star: very small. get your drink and go kind of place. no chairs inside.\n- 1 star: lacks cleanliness\n\n----\n\n5 stars: i am a loyal customer and cannot live without this place/restaurant!\n\n4 stars: consistently great food. a place i would definitely frequent if i dont already.\n\n3 stars: good food. id come back for more if a particular craving for something specific they offer hit me. \n\n2 stars: for the sheer reason of convenience and semi mediocre food [but convenience being the majority of reason] id come back.\n\n1 star: id never be caught dead in the place ever ever again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cyJH9Tw7GfcKkEphBsZfKA", "date": "2007-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FuQrmPY1jSBRXIWkmhq4Yg", "text": "I always stop by this place when I visit Cal for work. I love the prices.... basic drinks always seem to be on special for $1.50 or so, and the variety. You can have pretty much any flavor or add-ins (jelly, boba, pudding, barley) your heart desires. Sure, it's TINY, almost a literal hole in the wall, and not the BEST boba ever, but I love the variety and prices. Definitely worth stopping by!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QJW33YrUGp-wVMI8M5mObg", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GE-AYeSTFgGrKp9wXgZrFQ", "text": "Customer service is at the bottom of their priority.\nTo be frank, they were rude.  Here is a story:\n\nI order my drink and the cashier looks at me with the eyes of the devil that said, \"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!\"  I ordered a drink and handed them my money.  I feel like being unfriendly is a prerequisite to work at Quickly, that and speaking Taiwanese.  \n\nI stepped outside with my drink and shook it to mix the pearls.  The cup slipped out of my hands and exploded on the ground, to the amusement of my friends and strangers around me.  I picked up my damaged plastic cup and walked back into the store with a sad expression on my face... before I can say anything the cashier shouted, \"NO REFUNDS!\" \n\nThanks for the sympathy.  I know it was my fault, but the cashier was excessively harsh.  I don't care that your drinks are 47cents, my heart was crushed and you were so rude.  \n\nNever again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xipyrIBO-r1j6PLJ7sIduA", "date": "2008-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "h7EsCjUAyYggStfV3ZOCSg", "text": "Quickly as a whole is like Chinese Starbucks taking over all the boba nai cha places.  But I've been gracious here: their milk tea isn't bad, neither is their popcorn chicken.  But this particular location, especially right next to campus has TERRIBLE service.  This is a very small Quickly, more like a stand with a bit of standing room.\n\nFirst, their huge screen blasting Mando-pop is right behind the counter, above the head of whoever's manning the counter.  It's so freaking loud that the girl misheard my order.  I wanted \"popcorn chicken.\"  She thought I said \"poppers.\"  She took the poppers (already pre-made) and heated them up.  I looked at it, and said \"This isn't what I ordered.  She wouldn't exchange it for my popcorn chicken, even though ALL SHE DID WAS HEAT UP THE POPPERS.  Fine, so I thought, maybe I'll try them.  I'm not one of those customers who makes a big deal out of every little thing.  I decided (bad decision) not to make a fuss or ask for the manager.  So I asked her what was in them.  SHE DIDN'T FREAKING KNOW.  It's a given that if you work at Quickly, you should know all about the drinks and snacks you sell, or rather, heat up.  I wanted to see the manager, but decided to give the dubious looking \"poppers\" a try.\n\nPoppers?  They're not on the menu any more.  Want to know why? They're PICKLES AND CHEESE fried together in batter. Disgusting.\n\nThe one star is for the juice specials of the day, and the popcorn chicken that'll work in a fix.  But there are so many other places that have better popcorn chicken: Old Teahouse (which is gone now), Sweetheart Cafe, even Tapioca Express.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Fws2dY8FZ0Mhq-3Fjd-JNQ", "date": "2007-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uodOn1kRcf70aIZd41Oj5g", "text": "I stopped going here because the texture of the tapioca in their milk tea is not unlike that of little rocks.\n\nSweetheart Cafe is ten seconds away. Save yourself the walk into this one.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OjO1YCz93ShDJ7BSOAPegA", "date": "2008-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "z-IdP7b5v4kYbzqvrcxGEw", "text": "As much as people bad mouths this place, really....for less than a buck you get any standard milk tea boba.  Where else do you get that?  I really miss this place since I always just get the milk tea with no boba and it was less than 70 cents.  *sigh*\n\n*edit 03/31/07*\nI went here yesterday and it was like someone slapped me in the face.  I arrived in Berkeley hoping to finally get boba.  *note* I have been craving boba for 2 days before now and first I substituted it for Coldstone since San Ramon has no great boba place and I just couldn't have mediocre boba.  Then I went to Green Tea Cafe in Walnut Creek and they just closed so they had no boba left. Well at Quickly I was jumping up and down.  I went in, I said can I get a Jasmine Milk Green Tea.  I payed my $1.08...wait...that's more than it was before....and finally got my drink and it was sooooo not Jasmine Milk Green Tea.  It was normal milk tea and...*gasp* NO BOBA.  I was walking and drinking it since I ordered it anyways, but I was so disheartened that I 1/4 into the drink i couldn't do it anymore.  It was like a pity drink to the milk tea.  I ended up throwing it away cause I just was that disappointed.  Quickly...was quick....quick to fail.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Jd17L6-fmSZzzF-0Fhjhxg", "date": "2007-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "M9YStd1Ugh52wUchFPd2pg", "text": "Asian (presumably Chinese) guy is on his way to meet a cute Asian girl (presumably Chinese as well). Who is also presumably his girlfriend. Presumably. He buys flowers for her. But he is late! OH NOES. What will he do?! Buy boba at Quickly's of course! Meanwhile, we are treated to a shot of the girl, standing alone in a busy area, staring at who-knows-what in the sky and waiting for her boyfriend (again, presumably). Cut back to the guy. Who has left his flowers on the countertop at Quicklys! NIUUUUUUUU! The guy meets the girl and gives her the drink while acting all apologetic. But it isn't enough! *GASP* In comes the worker at Quicklys to save the day! HOORAY! Now freshly armed with the flowers, he gives it to the girl who now is full of joy and fuzziness. Crisis averted. PHEW. Good work, soldier.\n\nDangerously cheesy commercial that once was looped endlessly on the TV at the front door of Quickly's aside, I would say after my entire undergraduate experience at Berkeley, Quickly does boba the worst. The boba is almost always too hard in the center and the milk tea tastes like over creamed sugar water. Do not want. I don't know how the girl in the commercial was so happy. What was the guy THINKING?! He could of gone to Sweethearts next door! I would be pretty pissed if I was that girl. Hmph.\n\nThe place itself is tiny and has barely enough space to squeeze in, get your order in, and get your drink. Which I don't suggest you doing. Spend a little more and go to Sweethearts right around the corner. Please. For the both of us. And for the dude doomed to his fate of forgetting his flowers and getting subpar boba over and over again. He needs as much help as he can get.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3v4Zbmz4eaNAjWlfFiVXow", "text": "Most people that come to Asian ghetto for boba fall into two camps: the Quickly die-hards and the Sweetheart lovers. What can I say? I'm definitely the latter.\n\nBetween the two stores, both Quickly & Sweetheart have similar speediness; I've been to both a few times and never really noticed much difference in terms of how quickly (haha, get it?) you receive your drink.\n\nQuickly is smaller than Sweetheart, so it might be better for a pick-up-and-go trip. I also feel that Quickly has a wider selection of drink options (but correct me if I'm wrong) and I give them points for their super cute mechanical cat tip machine!\n\nHowever, based on my experience today, I think I'm heading back to Sweetheart. Don't get me wrong- the service at both places is stellar. But the drinks...?\n\nAt Quickly, the drinks are less sweet. I ordered the Green Apple Green Tea today and was SUPER disappointed! It was very sour and bitter and had a very artificial-infused kind of taste. Not good at all! ):", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T2pHW4FdUiIZ7jn6bnIYvQ", "text": "Tiny? Dirty? Stuffy? Mmm, reminds me of Taiwan.\n\nActually, it's not as dirty as most reviewers say it is. Or maybe it's because I don't pay much attention/give a crap. The service is pretty quick. Order a boba tea, and three minutes later, boom! there's your cup. The boba tea needs work - boba were either gooey, falling apart or stiff. I usually go to Sweetheart Caf\u00e9 for better quality drinks.\n\nDon't count on lingering inside the place - it's obviously not made for sit-ins. It's second only to the City's Caf\u00e9 Dolci for the \"smallest cafe/fast food place\" award.\n\nAlright, I admit, I gave this place an extra star because they make fried octopus well, and is the only place that has it. Prices has gone up since I first came to Berkeley however. At the time of writing, the octopus goes for $4.95, which is the same price as a bento box at Caf\u00e9 Moccacino. Go figure.\n\nThe boba specials are neck-to-neck with Sweetheart's deals. But Sweetheart's drinks are better, so... sorry Quickly. If it weren't for your crunchy yummy octopus, I would have never thought of you.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qpQ6WRdRHvAsjW7b46pCNA", "date": "2010-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nbJBK5LMsZ6EQNhG0q9irw", "text": "I have no idea why this place is called Quickly because the service is ridiculously slow. Also, seeing as this place is a chain, I sincerely hope that the other branches pay more attention to sanitation. \n\nFood: This milk tea and snack shop has some major cleanliness issues, but at least the food tastes good. The almond and peach milk teas were both delicious (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg?select=kVqLFumeWRtxyKIUsyZUAg). I didn't really think they were watered down at all, but I was also ridiculously thirsty at the time. I also had some of the fried octopus (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg?select=z1llwA319VMmcD5Fv8yxRQ). It was crunchy, but a little overfried. You can sprinkle a bunch of spicy seasoning over the snacks if you need an extra kick, but be forewarned. The containers holding the spices look like they've been dropped in a toilet. \n\nAtmosphere: This place is absolutely disgusting. First off, the area customers can occupy is only about 4 x 3 feet. Is that even legal??? The counter is gross as is the kitchen which would have been completely visible from the register if not for the dim lighting. Moreover, the seating area outside in the Asian ghetto is freaking nasty. I was constantly batting away flies and had to watch where I was sitting because of all the bird crap on the table. \n\nService: Though we had a large party, I don't think this justified the long wait time for our drinks. The octopus came much later, but at least we were warned about that. \n\nSynopsis: I'd probably never again buy boba here and consume it in the vicinity of the restaurant. Ignorance is bliss in this case...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fP5-u5yZ683B0Mdd7Zjb6A", "date": "2009-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VJInmViGiW27yiSPPUHjzQ", "text": "1 point deduction for the line always being long. \nFood is good, boba is chewy and the drink taste like heaven!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rKpE-E4hKsqRuCkvZ4YYnA", "date": "2011-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "yknPxxHNJrScePQCl03ZLg", "text": "Zero, zip, nada for Quickly.  It is the worst boba place ever.  \n*My \"avocado snow\" should have been named just \"snow.\"  No avocado taste AT ALL.  It was all ice.  You know it's bad when you burp, and there is no avocado aftertaste.  OHHH...it was hella expensive too, $3.99 not including tax.\n*My sister got a taro boba.  It was cheap, 99cents, so she can't complain.  But, when she finished her drink, there was a big chuck of jelly, about 1in.x1in. left uncut in her drink.\n*My poor cousin got a durian (yup, we are so damn Vietnamese).  It was also $3.99.  Tasteless just like mine.  In fact, she said \"they should call this place 'quicky' cuz they barely put anything in their drinks, just like a 'quicky'...haha...get it?!\" Okay, it was a lame joke, but really, it was really really bad.  \nIn summary, we, Vietnamese know our durian and avocado drinks, so just trust us, they are REALLY BAD here.  Take your money to that other place near the donut place.\n\nWhat?! I can't give no stars?!  Okay, I guess I have to give it one star, but just because I was so lucky to find parking on the first try.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7fl-LlQzLPacPQucQshi7A", "date": "2007-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-qOJ_jfpRjS15XNBHFOdfA", "text": "wow. please avoid this place.\n\nit's that damn sign that says $0.59 milk tea - it draws you in! but don't get fooled, it's 59 cents for a reason.  you get your choice of either milk tea or green tea. HELL-UV watered down, both kinds.\n\ni was desparate for boba and was wandering by the asian ghetto so i decided to go for it - such a big mistake.  first of all, is it just me or does it always seem like there's only one person working there? and that they look completely miserable?  i ordered a \"green tea milk tea\" but ended up getting a green tea and a milk tea. so then i walk out with one drink in either hand thinking, what am i gonna do about this.....\n\ni tried the milk tea first, so watered down! i ended up needing the regular green tea to get the gross taste of the milk tea out of my mouth.\n\ndon't be fooled!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "D2b4DENpkezsw90fC2vWdw", "date": "2009-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "mdgJqMMRRn0rn4EBX5tBoA", "text": "Scenario: Freshman comes to Cal. Freshman has no Asian friends back home and has never tried boba. Freshman decides to go out with his new dorm friends and experience milk tea. Freshman goes to Sweetheart's and Quickly and discovers the magic wonders of boba.\n\nWell, that was pretty much all the white people I met in the dorms 3 years ago. Thankfully, Quickly has always been there to fulfill their boba cravings, as well as mine. \n\nAfter Verde in Cupertino an Mountain View, I think this Quickly's is probably my favorite boba place in the Bay Area. They have a massive variety of flavors, and my favorite ones are nowhere to be found at Sweethearts. Passion fruit milk tea is mindblowing, and their variety of boba, jellies, or any other non liquid addition to your milk tea is pretty vast.\n\nSure it's more cramped than Wheeler auditorium during a 600 person lecture, but what would making it bigger achieve? You walk in, get your boba, and you leave. It's that simple. \n\nThank you, Quickly's for being able to fulfill my boba urges during my most urgent times. Sure your service sucks, but like I said, it's just milk tea.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "UJNHRDxdc0ywMOcluzWX-g", "text": "Two words: utter crap. I've never been a fan of these cheap boba chains that serve powdered drinks. Today, after a good long 3 hrs of suffering in lectures, I was craving boba and traversed to this dear convenient Quickly to satisfy my needs. Having had a horrible experience at Sweethearts with their Strawberry Milk Tea, I thought that Quickly was the lesser evil. \n\nI was wrong. I ordered the Strawberry Milk Tea and it tasted like sh*t. I can describe the bastardization of this drink as either tasting like old chocolate and strawberry jam or strawberry jelly along with wood from a popsicle stick. Needless to say it was gross. The worker at Quickly probably just squirt in a pump of disgusting strawberry jam in a mix of tea and milk. The lack of boba artistry was apparent. I expect Strawberry Milk Tea to taste like a creamy strawberry Calpico. This was not the case, and in fact, I did throw away my drink and my poor meager Berkeley dollars. Never again. \n\nIt's called Asian ghetto for a reason. I'd rather save my bucks for Alhambra's Cha for Tea which actually takes the time to craft mouthwatering drinks supplemented by sweet, chewy boba.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UyuQkwXx4jjOx2akmOau4w", "date": "2009-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "H7K1YI4ECl8oIY3Zt8qEsg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "tpVWkvlbInm7Zf4hnnoksw", "text": "02.15.11\n\nIt's cheap.\nIt's quick.\nShe's efficient.\nGets the job done.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tGgTIueZy1JNTzQD9rkZLQ", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "01V-YFeUrH-JAv_DaQV7hg", "text": "Crappiest Mexican Food I have ever had.\n\nIm from socal, and there is some realy good mexican food as well as some bad joint. But Taqueria is terrible.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aeMolazlD2lawti1zOQE-g", "text": "best mexican restaurant in the uc berekeley campus area. my favorite dishes are the taco salad and the veggie burrito.. plus they are cheap! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zbeGNBbuCO8nYyAK7LyQ0w", "date": "2009-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DfzQhY9ewbMkvc6-I87Mow", "text": "Where can a girl get some melted nacho cheese!? Its not that hard to make, and its dirt cheap so why isnt it anywhere to be found near campus!? Sigh.\n\nIt was stuffed pretty well.... i GUESS. But \"melted cheese\" aka shredded cheese that they put in the microwave that wasnt really melted ANYWAYS, just doesnt cut it for me. Also came with salsa, olives, sour cream, and I paid for extra guac for a total of 5.70ish. \n\nEH.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eI-yYHVWhRtQewS8cIW4rA", "text": "They CLOSED.\nBut, it was a Great place, friendly service. Big plate of nachos with beans, cheese, and salsa for about $4. I'm sure everything else is good, relatively cheaper than other places, very convenient. Too bad they're going to be gone next semester because the ASUC wants more money.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FPUwWFV2X9WCbGXma_QvGA", "text": "This place makes consistently good veggie burritos and vegetarian tacos. I'm actually always surprised how good it tastes for the type of place it is. Yes, it's fast food--but it's not a chain, and it's on campus, which gets a little boost to the rating. The staff are also very friendly, and they manage to chat/joke with regulars and serve food realllly quickly at the same time. Recommended if you want a little Mexican between classes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HQsRdLrVear17vj-ymvTUA", "text": "Someone in my study group brought a burrito and a horchata drink from here yesterday, and I suddenly craved some good Mexican food. So, after group, I walked the ten feet from the SLC to Taqueria El Tacontento and took tried to buy some time to survey their menu by hiding behind the fat pole in front of the counter.  I was able to look at it for a good five seconds before the guy at the register finished helping out the customer in front of me and started to smile at me, ready to take my order.  I laughed awkwardly and tried to look at the menu a little longer so that I could make an informed decision (first impressions do matter, after all).  He just smiled and laughed at me while I stood there awkwardly trying to figure out what I wanted to get.  He was pretty cool about it-- maybe because there were no other customers there at the time, but cool nonetheless.  Fifty years later, I settled on a special plate because I really wanted some of the Mexican rice.  I got steak (SO GOOD) and an extra side of rice instead of beans since I'm not a big fan of the latter (he didn't look at me like I was weird/picky like other Mexican food places I've been to, haha).  He added some potatoes, a salad with pico de gallo, and three corn tortillas; I added a medium \"orchata\" and paid only about $8.50.  The \"orchata\" was really good, not too sweet and not too cinnamon-y.  Definitely planning to go here again.  I hope the ASUC decides to let them sign the contract after all.  :-(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PRys9cwafodOKmrgpupP_Q", "date": "2010-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Je_SimtDUUD9oboyrDe2wA", "text": "Average, forgettable burrito.  Nice people though?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SGvh247CUwXlRJw8ZOTiPQ", "text": "I love this place. The food is pretty good for the price you pay, and it's the closest \"Mexican\" restaurant/fast food place around Berkeley where you can get pretty authentic mexican food\n\nI love getting the tortas and the burritos. Although it's kind of a assembly line format, I love how each bite of my burrito I can taste the sauce of the carne and they overload my burrito. In addition, the service is great. They love speaking spanish to you and the cashier is hilarious. Plus, agua fresca de toda lo que quiera. \nDownside: they dont' sell Gorditas :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eiAhLjk8yqx7PfOBgXHOYw", "date": "2008-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w9R5BXFhIXYIViR5m7Je1Q", "text": "DELICIOUS!! Obviously if you come here, you're not expecting 5-star Mexican food; you're looking for something convenient (on campus) and good....Well you've found it! \n\nIt saves so much time during M/T or Finals weeks when you want to study on campus and don't want to have to pay $15 for a bland coffee and sandwich at FreeSpeech\n\nIt's cheap! It's on campus so super convenient! They take debit card! AND their breakfast burritos are delicious! I've never had their meat, so I can't vouch for it; but their vegetarian burritos and CORN QUESADILLAS are sooo good! Salsa is also great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EzXgJ1oNsjL1__LwCJNnhQ", "date": "2009-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "keOhave_QoCMBn4M2C7l3w", "text": "Taqueria El Tacontento is cheap, yes, and it's on the Berkeley campus. That's about the beginning and the end of it. I don't know why all of these undergraduates are salivating so hard about it. The ingredients are prison-and-high-school industrial-grade quality--soggy overcooked veggies, not-too-appetizing tortillas and tacos, flavorless beans, etc. I eat there because it's cheap and I'm happy with that, but let's not get carried away.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0chKHDXxNsM7wXj10nnfQw", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BEJIKPXcKadKnepy7toudw", "text": "This is like the Panda Express of Mexican food, but it definitely does the trick.  I'm a fan of the \"Super Nachos\" (oh yeah, very authentic sounding) as well as the numerous agua frescas.  Do you guys ever get hungry while you are writing your Yelp reviews?  I just got hungry.  Anyhow, a bit more info:\n\nWhen it's open:\n\nExpect the taqueria to be closed any time the UC Berkeley campus would be closed, such as on weekends and major holidays. \n\nWhere to find it: \n\nI should mention that this place is on the UC Berkeley campus, but is open to the public.  It is not visible from the street, so look for The Bears Lair (pub) on Bancroft Ave. and behind it are take-out restaurants including El Tacontento.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qu8CAL1egblZ38yPBkfD_A", "date": "2007-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t56JrhA6gL_En1l5W9l_SQ", "text": "Simply put, yumlicious and cheaplicious. I always have the veggie burrito, either super ($5.99, I think) or regular ($3.75), and it's one of the best I've had. This place doesn't bore me with only bean 'n' cheese veggie options, like some places--they offer sauteed veggies (usually zucchini, carrots, corn) or potatoes. I've been told their meat burritos are good, too. The main difference between a good burrito and a bad one in my book? Distinct flavors. I like that at Tacontento you can taste each individual ingredient, including the salsa... mmm.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nICT7d-fRlU87UDj7gdMUA", "date": "2008-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 15, "useful": 15, "funny": 11}, "review_id": "sGQ3F4TzefaaMgw4yHNZig", "text": "I regret not trying this earlier! After urgings of a second friend, I finally got my ass to the on campus food court for some potato-filled Mexican food. I am a big fan of potatoes. \n\nThe menu was really difficult to read, but there were Breakfast items, Nachos, Tacos, Burritos, Quesadillas, and Agua Frescas at least. I ordered what was labeled as the \"Flour Chesse Quesadilla\" (but I said \"cheese\" instead) as opposed to the \"Corn Quesadilla.\" They used one tortilla with cheese, scooped on some potatoes and salsa, and then wrapped it up like a burrito.\n\nNever had a quesadilla that way, but it was SO GOOD. Satisfying, juicy, and cheesy...and a great deal at $3. I do wish they had the option of meat--I'll have to investigate next time. My friend told me that afterwards I'd feel like I was going to have a heart attack, but honestly I felt pretty healthy. How bad can a tortilla, some cheese, some potatoes, and a bit of tomatoes be for me? \n\nI also tried an Agua Fresca for the first time. They had six flavors of fresh juice, including strawberry, watermelon, lemon, and cantaloupe. I got the cantaloupe ($1.25/small) and it was quite good after some ice melted and it got less sweet. I loved the bits of cantaloupe pulp, although the guy next to me in class looked at me like I was retarded (\"Are you okay?\" he asked) when I almost dropped the cup on myself while stubbornly attempting to suck up the pulp. \n\nVery much recommended for starving students!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2009-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f8rR4x1aG1-1vjNkoSsGtg", "text": "I love the taco salad, super nachos, and super burritos! Their steak pieces are huuge! I'm more of a chicken/turkey type person but here, OH MAN... I indulge in their steak! I'm also a fan of their agua frescas, especially watermelon and mango mixed together or strawberry and watermelon!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ViL_qMtXxLcT8EddI-pkIA", "date": "2009-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LPVdjLxRrsYtIvk2ZstCFA", "text": "These guys make the best tacos. This is the only place I've found where the tacos come \"regular\" style with rice, beans, meat, salsa, hot sauce, and chips. I get the regular steak taco with guacamole, and sometimes a special aqua fresca that's a blend of all the best flavors. SO CHEAP, so yummy, so friendly, so don't let panda express kick these guys out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IPuAcy0vawIC8QMl22kDAg", "date": "2009-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WUnt2JWRSpcKIzNvK8SOmw", "text": "The calorie/$ ratio is quite high, and the lunch that I had yesterday was quite tasty.  I ordered the chile verde enchiladas after a long consultation with one of the guys behind the counter and was grateful for the advice.  The meal that I ate reminded me of the kind of Mexican food that used to be served around town before the foodies got involved and made everything more sophisticated and healthy.  Maybe we should bring back Casa de Eva now that Zax and Maritime and come and gone from their Telegraph location!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2009-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c61wLDDSPDvU_UzHc6_VqQ", "text": "I had to eat here quite a bit one summer out of convenience and necessity. The taco salad is pretty good, but not much else. The horchata tastes too powdery. Like most other places, they melt your cheese with the microwave instead of baking it, but it's worse that they microwave it in a styrofoam box!! After I saw them doing that to my enchilada once, I got the taco salad from thereon out.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "hibPCAbDkDgeuAzbWt5UAA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2IAPQRbC7uBTs1Uil2puzg", "text": "OH MY. Two of my friends and I would meet here at least once a week for every week the last year I attended school here. It's pretty much amazing. Well, I only get two things, but they are both AMAZING:\n\n- steak breakfast burrito - best I have found ANYWHERE\n- grilled chicken quesadilla - muy delicioso!\n\nI tell everyone about this place because it's surprising--especially being on campus--and it's a must-try.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cQjFUZ3wHW5MEajjiOw8zw", "date": "2009-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0gkmSR_xVVCl0IbDf3GK5g", "text": "This place was quite terrible. Even though it may seem unfair to judge it this way since it is not korean food to begin with, the dishes are far from decent flavor-wise, although they do have large portions, the extra dollar above average (other places in the area) kind of make up for that. The bbq chicken was unpleasantly dry and actually tasted a bitter, they should try not to overcook it every single time - it was like chewing on hard pieces of pebbles.\n The beef plate was ok but the veggie portion was pretty horrid as well(kinda like fast food style) but could definitely get worse..like thai basil's never-properly-cooked broccoli. I would most likely never come back unless friends absolutely insist on eating here for whatever reason, even though half of the restaurants in asian ghetto are about just as bad if not worse.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "y7XzbYsDOZQMILOEvJaGoQ", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0J15o-80bdYF3CjSOENNkQ", "text": "This spot is pretty damn good, my sis and I used to eat here like 10 years ago... gotta say it's pretty damn good still. My fav is the bbq chicken with rice! Delish", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JAzImVI5yL83o6ddSPVf6A", "date": "2011-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0T6rvZvXyXu_B_kI2O6-uQ", "text": "If you ever attended UCB, you'll know about Steve's.  Not the best Korean BBQ but good for a student's budget, especially their bimbimbop.  Good portions.  If you eat in and run out of rice or side dishes, just ask for more.  Make sure you slather their homemade hot sauce over your dish.  M M good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ayQGIKMmkwpZcpdjzlbd2w", "date": "2005-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0W00-UMEAYzQqePfPwi6Mg", "text": "Eh.  You can do better.  You deserve better.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "C-uqcbkiV5MJHSHpG_gBYA", "date": "2008-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "17XyPFcgL1sh7a4mKiQz-A", "text": "This place is great when you're hungry, craving korean food and on a budget. They serve up some up hefty portions of decent food for pretty cheap. Don't expect super high quality though and you won't be dissappointed. The service is limited to just the counter, but the guys that work there and the owner are super nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q1B1RcmNfMWlw6822TvRVg", "date": "2008-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2RfiVcXwNGPbrB7eCYJQSw", "text": "I'm not a big fan of Asian food, I must say. Whenever my friends and I go to the Asian Ghetto, they often go to Steve's while I go to Gypsy's for some Italian. I finally tried Steve's and broke my Italian at the Asian Ghetto habit. \n\nThe food is great. I loved that there was plenty and free tea to drink, although I don't do hot tea. I love that it was quick and the portions are pretty good. Keeping in line with the spirit of the Asian Ghetto, it was more cheap food for good prices which I can definitely appreciate. I had their chicken and I love it. My friends always get it and so I had the same and was definitely not dissatisfied. There was a lot of rice, some noodles, and some kim chi so there was definitely a lot of food. \n\nI'm surprised that the all-Latin or Mexican staff can cook some good Korean food. They rock!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2009-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2Vatb5YropA4MIOaahwCnw", "text": "the only thing that's really korean about this place is steve, but it's cheap and pretty satisfying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FQ5jDHWyDNqIPUMuhsTgXg", "date": "2006-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ho9Jgv4z-we_w98BcO6pQ", "text": "I stopped by Steve's because I needed a snack before a dinner a friend and I were going to. You know how it is. You know you're going to dinner, but you also know your friends who might be late and therefore would prolong the starvation stage. So we were in Berk and decided to buy a kalbi plate to go. It's good if you're hungry and the perfect place, because you're definitely getting your money's worth (about $8) with bean sprouts, kimchi and enough rice and kalbi for two people. Not the best flavor in the world, but if I were in college, I definitely would hit up Steve's for a quick take out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "36Vr9BASkR2v9NKNoZtiSA", "date": "2008-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3mFUhbMj4PaZPgMMYO8Jbw", "text": "whenever i have meat cravings, i come to this place. \nthis is my favorite korean bbq place near the uc campus area. \ni loooove their side kimchi (because they've sweetened it) and bean sprouts.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Njc3lo4M-T8w2bDFQB3c2Q", "date": "2008-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3wmgmp7xP6SjR69jQrBzQQ", "text": "we stopped in during lunch on Sunday.  I got the chicken and the wife got a dish with noodles also.  Each comes with Kim Chi, rice and some sprouts.  It was all very good,  The whole plate cost 6.99.  My kid ate that rice and chicken up.  I would recommend this place to anyone.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oK6CYaz8QaplYBT8IK6E-g", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3yybRFRuehkqBTH0kWLIYA", "text": "the beef shortribs are terrible. they have an aftertaste that is reminiscent of bad breath. the kimchi and bean sprouts are also pretty bad. however the bbq pork is ALOT better and pretty good. plus big portions", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vb0pcdSV-bKkkxVHCk6Ajg", "date": "2012-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4AItGskuB4ZY4R0aeCjGBw", "text": "Come on. If you call yourself Steve's KOREAN Bar-B-Que, show me the Koreans. SHOW ME THE KOREANS. This place should be called Steve's Mexican Bar-B-Que because I have yet to see a Korean work at that restaurant. \n\nCashier: Mexican. Cooks: Mexican. Bussers: Mexican. Food: Not very good Korean.\n\nI'm sorry but if you're going to call yourself Steve's Korean BBQ at least have a Korean sitting in the back yeah?\n\nPlease don't take offense to my comments but all I'm trying to say is that if you go to a restaurant called Luigi's Ristorante and you see a bunch of Chinese guys running the place how authentic or good do you think the food could possibly be?\n\nYeah, thought so.\n\nAside from being really cheap, I'll pass on Steve's \n\nENJOY.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "509XfKC8PguFIYu82jZGdA", "text": "I ate at Steve's BBQ weekly from 1992 to 1996\n\nUnlike some of the youngins here, I have actually met \"Steve\" of Steve's  BBQ.  When I started at Cal in 1992, I discovered Steves, which operated in a much smaller space in the Durant Food Court.  I would chat with Steve during my meals and he'd always give me extra kimchi and top up my bori-cha (Korean barley tea).\n\nI'd usually get the #1 Bul-gogi but sometimes would go for the Kal-bi or the Yakitori #5.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "plMGmvrXKFNHuMl5sN1CnA", "date": "2009-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "54WCXfH0ca0vNUYdGBufdA", "text": "Been going to this place since I was a boy.  For 7 bucks they really hook you up with a lot of meat.  My only complaint is that it isn't open till 2am like top dog across the street from it.  If you want fast and cheap Korean food, this is the place.....it's sooo good I would live in North Korea for a year if someone told me I had to to eat this.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6mmYzUfabAa7sOpHlGHfXQ", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5C34b6KGGb4qGzVl1l4kRA", "text": "Obviously, this isn't real Korean BBQ. I heard people critiquing Steve's for that...no shizz! I'm sure Steve isn't trying to play the image either.\n\nThe most \"Korean\" thing about Steve's is the kimchi. It's spicy and tangy the way it's supposed to be. I'm actually surprised that Steve's of all places in Berkeley has my favorite kimchi. \n\n+ Quick food, bbq the way you like it\n-  Hygiene is an issue here; not so clean kitchen and seating area\n\nMunchies:\n1. BBQ Chicken\n     + If you dig kimchi, you can sub your bean sprouts for more kimchi\n     + Hot off the grill, it's yummy\n2. Spicy Vegetables\n     + Veggies are spiced to a good level, sauce covers the rice\n\nFinal Call:\nIf I were to visit the Durant Food Court again, it'd probably be only for Steve's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5CfIavWopTvgx-Y84TR_aw", "text": "I love this place!! I would come here every time I came to berkeley. Its actually the only place I go to in the asian ghetto. The short ribs are the best here and the prices are affordable. The quantity of food they give you is amazing and the venue is pretty spacious so you would never have to worry about finding a table.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lZbuh6DY1bcvpbBN5gIeTA", "date": "2009-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5dBcsjeJlu3UqrSN8_X6Tg", "text": "They are serving GREASY AND NOT-SPICY version of Korean food.\nGood mix of american and Korean, but I prefer eating the authentic Korean food because I am a Korean.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eIe71Hh_rAVmQyajDrkjGA", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5-GMY8XMeY03B-G7bYC8ZQ", "text": "Ehhh...their short ribs were all fat and lacked a certain flavor.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "O1-ohwqV98AgQNZKzImsyA", "date": "2011-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5riXZ-OMWMQxwuxpl--KVg", "text": "This isn't so much \"Korean food\" as \"fuckload of grilled meat with rice and inedible kimchee\". Good value for money...and that's about it. The #1 would last me two meals when I was a student.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tnr0oku9aVuyI5XR5wnR4g", "date": "2007-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5_-wpST1ko_2YUNAbA7POw", "text": "We end up going to Steve's a couple of times every couple of years.  Objectively, I should probably give it two stars, but hey, I go back there, don't I?\n\nI usually order the bibimbap or the grilled chicken.  Prices are fair, especially for the portions.  They give you a lot of food, although a lot amount of the quantity is rice.  Spices and sauces a generous enough to last the whole dish, and the sides of sprouts and kimchi are ok-ish.  I guess I just like that this place has absolutely no pretensions.  You pay, they cook, you eat.  \n\nInteriors are pretty much from the discount section at home depot.  The best things about the atmosphere  are the bbq smoke (if you're in, you're in), and the constant stream of students who make it lively.\n\nOn the down side, my biggest complaint is that they could do a much better job keeping the customer area clean, with not too much effort.  How hard would it be to have someone wipe down the tables with a hot rag every ten minutes or so?\n\nWe will be back, but not  too often.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EfnwKN4fRjz9MCP8PZX-Vg", "date": "2008-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "63MR_KZT-TDy8NzGhFJETQ", "text": "I still haven't reviewed a bunch of Berkeley eats/places but this was on my GOTTA REVIEW list. \n\nI LOVE THIS PLACE but minus one star for getting more and more expensive! I remember when a bunch of the plates used be $5.49 or something. The short ribs and bbq pork are the best! I've also tried the bibimbap and MMM SO GOOD!\n\nI'm not really a fan of kimchi (I know sad) so I tell them \"No Kimchi\" and they pile on tons more of those sprouts. MMM MMM! I wish they'd start serving some brown rice though because they put A LOT of white rice. You get a great ratio of meat:rice, if not more meat than rice, which is good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ViL_qMtXxLcT8EddI-pkIA", "date": "2010-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "77udrD3hBgPg21a4w1A_oQ", "text": "I love the #4\n\nThe rising cost of beer kind of sucks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yDtpud2uLC3wKYEGQDsTng", "date": "2009-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7QTRyxDtb7T0X5y21F2GmQ", "text": "Terrible.  Hardly any meat, too many vegetables, and no flavor.  Just disgusting and stay away.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QbFxA_E9rFRqE2f66sFacA", "date": "2009-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8FE_D5zovW21jBb_LqLXBA", "text": "Ok, this very modest place is located in the Asian Ghetto section of Berkeley. Its food on the cheap since its near the Cal campus. I didn't excpect real authentic food as I didn't see any Korean people in the kitchen cooking the food. I guess Steve had the day off.  \n\nOrdered a bi bim bap with chicken for $6.99. The flavor was ok and the chicken was very well seasoned. It was actually much better than I excpected. Your order comes with a free side of kimchee. I found the kimchee to be a bit soggy and it must have been sitting a while because it was already turning limp and sour. But it was free so I can't complain, I suppose.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NgapNNErXajBp6Ro5I21Jg", "date": "2010-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8I8lvvlceKOnH_ar9yvCOQ", "text": "My boyfriend and I came here on a Friday evening hella hungry! We heard the portions were big and that we weren't gonna be able to finish them..yea right! I got the bbq pork with veggies and my boo got the shortribs! It was a pretty solid meal..I mean you really can't go wrong with bbq. Nothing too too special about this place, just a good place to eat hella meat and rice. I'd definitely come back but not until I tackle all of the other amazing looking places in the Asian Ghetto. Damn, for this square alone, I wish I went to UC Berkeley! Argh..I want an Asian Ghetto in Santa Cruz, I think it'd do well!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mZ4hWZmDxhqYOOJwfkHbzQ", "date": "2009-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8KvUNw3ke4Bxi-rgNGyUQw", "text": "the food here is very tasty. i recommend the spicy pork and bbq beef short ribs. this isn't your traditional korean restaurant where you have 1-2 main dishes and like 9/10 small dishes of pickled radishes or kimichi. most dishes come with rice, kimchi, and sprouts. \n\nthe prices are reasonable. cheap in fact. this is my favorite korean spot. i haven't found a place yet that beats their spicy pork.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K8nkgNBRnx7G7Umt-zmP9g", "date": "2008-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Oe18a5YTrKlszobVydW0A", "text": "If you need a Korean BBQ fixing and you're nearby the UCB campus, this is the place.  They offer you a giant plate of various grilled meats on rice served with a side of Kim Chi and some type of fermented bean spouts.  I think the BBQ is very good, sometimes a little fatty but everyone knows the fat's the good part!  \n\nI've never tried their other items such as the bul go gi cause I'm weak when it comes to the spice.  I heard it's good.  One thing they could improve on is to give a little more rice.  There's a lot of meat, but not much rice.  The rice is cheaper than the meat.  Take out a couple pieces of meat, throw in more rice, and no one would even notice.  \n\nI do find it funny like another reviewer how it's all Latinos working the kitchen and they can say Bul Go Gi para llevar!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tYOUMqP7dsMNYbZ9GGZEBQ", "date": "2008-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8V8230sANnP9UXFQPEmF3A", "text": "Oh Steve's, the multicultural korean bbq. The only real choice to make is whether to get the beef or the ribs, because everything else doesn't even matter.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "94o29I5f_b82If7OuAcKvg", "text": "Parking can be difficult at times around this area. I usually order #1 or 2 on the menu. They also have a tasty vegi plate.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZjHYf5ExEFjEFJf0cfvd5w", "date": "2009-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9e_FHYKR6uTCOmQxewUVOA", "text": "I'm going to rate this by the college student's perspective, not by the rest of the free world's.\n\nSteve's is one of the few places in the \"Asian Ghetto\" that accepts credit cards, so that's always a plus if you just came up from class and don't want to walk to your ATM. The menu is pretty simple and has everything you'd expect. The food isn't all that bad; it certainly fulfills the most important requirement for college students: the most food for the least money. You'll leave with a full stomach and content taste buds.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A3KKTf-9lHNXjZ1zj6RN6w", "text": "good korean fast food.  so what if latinos cook the food..95%of CA restaurants have Latino cooks or short order cooks assisting the chef even at top restaurants in San Francisco.  Korean fast food is not rocket science.  For seven bucks, who needs to pay 2O usd...at other places for one item", "stars": 4, "user_id": "02i-2leDGwnmh0FEmQqa-Q", "date": "2007-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A4xW5EQFKtLWV1jXnlBvvA", "text": "I miss this place.  Steve is my homie.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uDD5h4egvCqpIc8_Z-9MXw", "date": "2008-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aA1UFeGzylC471NwTelUHg", "text": "For the past year I been going to this place about once every other week. I looooovveeee the bbq short ribs they got going on here! It been kinda pricey (close to 10 bucks) and the ribs got way too much fat on it, and sometime they will give me too much ribs to eat (not that I am complaining, but too much fat can give people high cholesterol). Food is simply delicious, it's bbq, what else do I want. I haven't tried  other dishes they got here, but whenever I crave short ribs I just go here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1pzuaADgDzHd5cRd8KbTcQ", "date": "2009-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "APo0dL7uVenC5oYtTd2clA", "text": "i really like the bbq chicken :)  they give you sooo much food !", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UzV6cbzEWFADEs8HTgas3g", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BFlJMb2vX48GnN4YFaX3SA", "text": "Steve's is awesome for those of us who crave home korean food, and will take anything that tastes slightly korean.  Steve's is also awesome because it's close to campus and relatively cheap.  Steve's is particularly awesome because you can ask for \"a dollar extra meat\" and they almost double the amount of meat that they give you.  I think you can ask for \"two dollar extra meat\" but i've never tried it... I don't even know how much meat that would be.\n\nI'd recommend No. 2 the bbq pork, or the bi bim bap.  Both of these seem the most authentically korean to me.  No 3 short ribs (galbi) is also okay, but I usually find that there's not enough meat, or it's too fatty to be appetizing\n\nThe two reasons why this place deserves way less stars than I gave it are 1. the kimchi (it's not kimchi) and 2. The No 1, bbq beef (bul go gi).  They cut the meat in the wrong direction with the grain instead of against the grain so it's tough and almost not edible.  but then occasionally, as soon as you get used to the idea of having to tear to meat with your chopsticks and your teeth with force, you get the one piece that was cut correctly.  yeah. not good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Dlrs36kh0j_zklHQO8nqVw", "date": "2008-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_BlD28q_pMKVVCI_zSt2EA", "text": "The dishes have no taste whatsoever. I only like the large quantity I get.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6kLn03ip3piWlBM9Y4NxRw", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bxrzKGHeFTgM7Hr2iWvkTg", "text": "Steve's has always been best place I know to get generous portions of Korean BBQ at a relatively cheap price. Their meat is tasty enough but I wish they would carry a few more of the side condiments like the pickled radish or those crunchy wood fish.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ppVriISHmX76gT4RokJg4A", "date": "2008-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cbN5f6cmOaQiy6miJRDhwQ", "text": "I got #11, barbecue beef with vegetables (onions, broccoli, and carrots, mostly). This comes with rice, bean sprouts, and kimchi on the side. It cost $8.22 (including tax). Portions were large, but the food was bland and the ingredients didn't mesh. The kimchi was OK, definitely not too spicy for most people, while the bean sprouts weren't tasty but were still edible.\n\nService was quick but professional.\n\nEven in the asian ghetto, you have better options than this.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kdku0oS1WU6xU8K-c3hWzA", "date": "2009-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ceAzO7brD1UhtRWZ3a6WsA", "text": "came here after sf kollaboration! so this is a late post.\n\ni just got something light, i think it was the chicken or pork rice plate. i had some fatty pieces, but the meat in general was tasty. we came at a late hour and it was still open. the price was okay, could be cheaper for what they offer you, but i'm glad my cal friends brought me here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-x9huXaSFi37ulnKI5h6vQ", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CHlo-Vf7G7nw1HsgDV5cwA", "text": "I used to eat at Steve's every week. Oh the memories of dirty gross liberal Berkeley... Hahaha spent a summer living off the \"beef noodles\" which was really bits of marinated beef and jap chae over rice. No I know. Although my little brother (who'll eat anything, like typical brothers do) hated it for some reason. \"Rice and noodles together?!?\" Yeah get over it. It's not weird. It's GOOD. So four stars for that fabulous dish, followed by a maple bar at King Pin. WHAT. I'm viciously against the no-carb trend. Besides, stupid Cal has so many hills I walked it off by the time I made it up to my physics class.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tqknAY6Xihzd-HUe5ETRDw", "date": "2007-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CjUITdEL2aCUwstAKDq7ow", "text": "This place is obviously not that authentic but they have huge portions and are cheaper than pretty much every other Korean place nearby. I pretty much always get the Korean BBQ (short ribs, or galbi) because the price is so cheap there with an ample amount of meat. I've had friends and family get other stuff on the menu before and from what I can gather, you should just go for the BBQ.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yiAGETZ5LDW2sT-B-XQ-Gg", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C_TyGJpnMilHwWkFg_Z4bA", "text": "What? Steve's Mexican BBQ?  No thank you. \n\nOvercooked/charred pieces of meat and the kimchi SUCKS big time.  Their bibimbap was one of the worst things i've ever had at berkeley and i think it made me sick.  Also got into a fight with a then-bf here because the food took so long and we both got annoyed so this place must really hate me.  \n\nBut I guess two stars for their ginormous portions and okay dumplings.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2006-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d2dUNUhMfzRhUfzg2S5Fyg", "text": "My all time campus fave.  When I was a student I was here all the time.  I love the option of sitting outside on the patio shared with the other little eateries.  Great budgetable student plates.  No it's not your finest korean dinner style stop but heck the price is great, they give you a great amount of food and it's quick.  The quality isn't #1 and it also isn't the worse you'll have.  Bi Bim Bop (w/beef) without the sprouts please!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yq3_KW7O5iGhHX31zJhqFw", "date": "2008-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dCkvNg8u_3w3pEmhTdYBBw", "text": "Dude, it might not be high cuisine, but if you have $7 to spend and want a really filling meal with some kick, Steve's is the place to go.  Granted, the decor isn't great and some say it's not real Korean (I'm not Korean nor have I been there) but if you want a giant plate of meat, rice, and tasty bean sprout salad this is your place.  Great to sit and grade papers while munching on your lunch, just try to get a table.  It can be kind of packed during lunch hour.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3-HlG_5Vyc03anxltGzGLw", "date": "2006-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DiLPw7zEjbSswtwjqBxJ4w", "text": "Priced average with a generous serving of kimchee, sprouts, meat and rice.\n\nMy sis and I shared the short rib plate. DELICIOUS. I did happen to bite and spit out a piece of meat that was still partially frozen BUT life's not perfect. The meat was cooked perfectly. Tender and full of that korean bbq flavor. So a eensy bit of frozen meat won't kill me ( I spit it out anyways)\n\nSprouts delicious and kimchee, IDK because I don't care for the stuff. \n\nI'd love to come again next time I visit the sis at Cal. Nom nom.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NinEBvRIeTr4Q-4Su_7aYg", "date": "2010-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dlFIgPhpFadBIqJrMuRUzA", "text": "The Short:\nNot authentic Korean at all, unless you count Korean food as grilling meat with random marinades and serving it with poorly made kimchi. The only plus side to Steve's BBQ is their portion sizes. I'd only go here to get full off of meat and rice, but don't expect the biggest bang for you buck. Great for any Berkeley students who are looking for a lot of food to get that Freshman 15 ;)\n\n\nRecommendations:\n- Can't think of any.\n\nPros:\n+ Good portions. Lots of meat and rice.\n\nCons:\n- Not authentic Korean food.\n- Prices are not too fantastic.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EBGLFxRqMS3Efz0srg9kHQ", "date": "2010-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dmwHnGRiCsPwkfNgXTX4ZQ", "text": "This place is great!  This is a very casual, cheap, good-for-students, type of place in Durant Square.  The orders have huge portions, and delicious taste.  Try the beef short ribs, and you'll know what I'm talking about.\n\nDefinitely not good for dates, or formal dinner, this is more like a mom-and-pops place, cheap and tasty =)\n\nTaking one star away simply for its lack of ambience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ufQmxg4ijU86GoaNQTuaAg", "date": "2007-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DpONVVyphD2PIDMkEY7eMw", "text": "Good for hungry students. The spicy pork is my favorite. The spicy sauce is so good! Huge portions allow you to share =)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "R-Ikij4OwDfKuZf8TUVg5g", "date": "2009-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eI8SIJY9T4rbPz9ONfXT2w", "text": "Not the most authentic...if at all. Korean food cooked by non-Koreans. Maybe the cooks specialized in Korean food....Yeaabuddy. \n\nLocated in the Asian Ghetto, it's one of my go-to places if I just need something meaty and filling. Meat portions are typically plentiful and come with some bean sprouts and kim chi and a good amount of rice. I say typically because there's always those occasional times when I take the box out of the bag and see a scant amount of meat and I get a little bit sad. \n\nPrices have risen a little bit the past few years I've been here, and now it's about the standard 7-8 bucks. But at least you'll be full of good ol' protein.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fOBDJdEoxV5q0557hsCyCw", "date": "2012-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EkVw-Wv2NeU6sKNRyIAltw", "text": "I love Steve's. Of course, my review is based on when I was at Cal which was only about a year ago but I've gone back back there occasionally when I'm in the area. Their food is at a reasonable price for college students and you definitely get enough food for the price you pay. If you want to eat healthy, don't come here though. Like the name says, it's mostly bbq food so expect lots of carcinogens, oil, and all that yummy goodness entering your body. If that's not an issue though, I'd personally get the bbq chicken with glass noodles over rice. I've heard from other people that the price has gone up, so I'm not sure if it's still worth the price. If you go to Cal, you should probably at least try this place once before you graduate (or even come after becoming an alumni).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "z-hwsFeY66kqMVTMCp9w-A", "date": "2008-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eM3j5KwT8fSdqyrKDfdwhw", "text": "Korean food served in Spanish.\n\nIt always makes me smile for many reasons- but reasons aside I truly enjoy the food they serve. My order- Numero uno para llevar. (Number one to go) It's Korean Beef BBQ. The food is made to order, the portions are always generous, BBQ Beef with steamed rice, kimchi and bean sprouts. It's enough to fill a big eater like myself, though you can always NOW and LATER eating half now and saving some for later. It's good cold or reheated.\n\nSteve's is a college students best friend. it's budget friendly and the location is between school and the dorms.\n\nThere is just one thing I wished to change about this place- They aren't open very late. Food like this would definitely hit the spot for those study breaks, late night cravings and post party munchies... \n\nUntil next time\n\ncheers!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nEl2xgE6EBrIU9axpW_gmA", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ENswvOtCwpMrxEmBNT5UYw", "text": "i do love me some steve's.  cheap, quick and authentic flavors.  yes, their kimchee and side dishes are not great but not gross, but the bbq is good and authentic, trust me.  it's cheap, college food so don't expect any frills.  my bf and i have been going here for years now and have never had a bad experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uzlr7fcYUPHUiVbAuzANqA", "date": "2007-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eviQSk8m1nIMHdHfSYHpsg", "text": "Came here again... with my friend and since we were both hungry... we grubbed. She had BBQ chicken and I had the usual, BBQ beef. \n\nFood plate came out fast... we came, we ate, we conquered. \n\nLife is good...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BdMDq5SXlDU07wxErRohTw", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fECa1tDnDDlMLbHJoMlYfw", "text": "I only ever really crave this place if I want cheap no-quality meat... and lots of it. Definitely not authentic Korean BBQ. \n\nSo is it edible? Of course. However, I'd go maybe go just a few times a year at that.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FhfDqa1Ty6-RKVW4WmfNSA", "text": "Best yakidory; bit of heavy use of vinegar and pepper; however, I still love 'em.  Also, the Americanized Korean style hot sauce is great.   For UCB students, it's the best choice for Korean/Asian food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q7vDnN6d5TS1d4rlQLQg-g", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gHdE69rrt5veIew8ViTZcQ", "text": "Good food, been here a few times...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AOu9ILG0fyXdNns0NDWlBg", "date": "2012-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h3Q2wXV3ZryQtpCNYeqb-w", "text": "Steve's has been a part of my undergraduate career. As a freshman in Architecture studio, all of us would get the Korean BBQ and vent at the world. Fast forward 4 1/2 years we still go twice a year to reminisce the splendid food.\n\nThough it was cheaper back then, this place brings back great flavors, smiles, and service. The guys are always kind and drama-free and they do their work to the best of their ability and I appreciate that.\n\nEverything here is quite awesome - I was always satisfied by their meat with vegi dishes, the bean sprout and kim chi they put in every dish is always delicious and never over bearing or anything.\n\nThis place is the one-stop Korean cuisine if you're near campus and DFC is the only choice you feel comfortable with.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oJuBIvS2WlHgRuJwyPgDrw", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h6I7H-9dzO9XgtmKY1oh-A", "text": "Had an order of Bi Bimbap (~$7): rice & raw vegetables (lettuce, carrot, cucumber, radish, and zucchini) topped with egg and Kimchi. Food was delicious, staff was quick, and the ambiance is like an oasis (metaphorically, not literally).\n\nNOTE: The egg is prepared on a grill which is used for other orders as well; one could ask for the egg to be withheld were it to be a concern.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XPfIgUhh-qYIEs64hN1vkA", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HEepcrlNC3DvvPGVpAgd4w", "text": "If you're craving quick korean bbq, Steve's is your place. Although I think the shortribs (galbi) are good, my sister and I normally order the bulgolgi because there are no bones so it's faster and easier to eat. Nothing extra fancy or gourmet, just a good place to grab some quick food with generous servings.\n\nWord to the wise: \n1. Avoid lines and phone your to go order in.\n2. It's easier to get exactly what you want when the Mexicans who normally cook are working the register instead of the Korean owners. They'll let you do things like extra sprouts or kimchi.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3Y9-vbJgdU1Ie2h0v4kqsQ", "date": "2009-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HN-qJweDUtymoE68lY8c2A", "text": "umm, value for money, big time. i work on \"the Ave,\" so i find myself here pretty frequently.\n\nOK, it barely qualifies as Korean bbq. but it''s far from bad and the prices are cheap. one time i went there and \"Steve\" was working. i ordered \"Kalbi,\" and he just looked at me funny. so i said \"#4,\" and that he seemed to understand. the Bulgogi, #1, is mediocre. the Deaji Bulgogi, #3 (i think, spicy pork), is pretty good. as is the Kalbi, #4. their veggie/meat combos are decent too, and marginally lighter than the giant plates o' rice & meat that are the backbone of the menu.\n\ni go here not for quality, but for quantity and value. kinda grimy and greasy inside. food is hardly spectacular, but gets the job done better than some of the more expensive places i've been too. also, as an aside, seems to really do the job on those days i come into work hungover and only copious amounts of greasy meat will make me feel human again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HJsV54TR0odzDl5uUpRgnQ", "date": "2007-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hooou6e0S1oVeN3BgYqx4Q", "text": "Not too good BBQ, but it's super close to campus. \n\nLove their #2 BBQ pork, you can ask for extra kimchi !!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LvjYgC5ZJFyMQWOWX9B9EQ", "date": "2012-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HTIzKccjLF_2x1yckFxYmA", "text": "Steve's Korean BBQ was a Cal staple for me. I don't make it back there very often. However, after visiting a couple days, I can say that not much has changed since my undergrad days. In fact, I think I recognized at least two of the people working there.\n\nMost of the other reviews have it covered but I'll add my spin. \n\nGood: The portions are huge. When you are hungry, this is the place to go. They don't skimp on anything. They don't start cooking until you order. The food is served quickly. About a 5-10 minute wait.\n\nBad: The restaurant is always cold and you won't get that authentic feeling. Like everyone says, most of the folks that work there are Mexican and speak Spanish. \n\nWith that, the food is good. If you are on a super budget, get the chicken over rice. It's decent. However, their best dish by far is the short rib. Get it and enjoy. It is excellent.\n\nParking is tight in the area so plan ahead.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2MOO7cy-2-a7yobXTuQiiQ", "date": "2010-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_HwOwY_tepKZjlaZpY0WTw", "text": "No matter how much I think I'm going to order something besides the bbq short ribs, I always end up getting the short ribs!  They are so deliciously amazing in their messy goodness.  \nYou will not go hungry eating at Steve's.  The portions are rather incredible, many people pack the leftovers up in a to go box.  \n\nI'll admit, I was a bit skeptical with the name \"Steve's Korean Bar-B-Q\".  But then on the suggestion of a friend whom I trusted, I gave it a go.  \nI have actually tried all of the bbq options, pork, chicken and beef and none of them come close to the short ribs.  They are so good.  \nTheir spicy sauce is amazing and the kimchi (sp?) that comes with the bbq combo plate accommodates the rice and meat well.  \n\nI have never had a problem getting a seat here.  It is reasonably clean by multi-ethnic grotto standards (that's what my friends and I call that food court!) and despite non-Koreans working behind the counter, the food is consistently solid and satisfying.\nI'm not sure this is a great place for vegetarian options but fortunately there are many choices for non-meat eaters in the vicinity.  \n\nI have eaten at most of the places in the grotto and I consistently return to Steve's.  Occasionally I'll make the mistake and think I want some chow mein.  I always end up regretting it because it's never as good as the short ribs at Steve's!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vRESPVoksQhAX5jjtufanw", "date": "2010-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I8HJYOwfLvsT329i0v1HAA", "text": "This place isn't too bad. The first time I came here, it really messed up my stomach and I didn't plan on going back, but I gave it another shot the other day and it was much better. It is worth a shot if you get sick of going to Thai Basil. Probably wont happen for me, Thai Basil is the way to go in the Asian Ghetto, that and Gypsies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bUlOcQnweWdUFXtW548Zfw", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IdBH2inFqBHn1jYfIBrmBQ", "text": "Steve's has been a local, near-campus go-to staple throughout the semester. We always get the 32, with no egg, as we're on a special (read, *weird,* diet) and the price is great for what you get, the food is decent (fresh veggis, rice, no MSG) and the kim chi is yummy and abundant. Never felt sick after eating here, which is a huge boon for near-campus, CHEAP dining. Oh, and the staff is super-friendly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZZtWyxy3Y7SoOMIcY-IJtg", "date": "2011-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iLsk2DLKEoIcgc7Vngjv4w", "text": "The BBQ Short Rib plate is all ya need when you got that crave!  Nuff said.  Walk up to the fridge, grab a cold drink, order at the counter, have a seat.  And don't forget the hot sauce!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VgLA-E6DfgcRDi_LjMr04Q", "date": "2008-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iwS4XsuTZ8K-uU5SjfxSXQ", "text": "Several of my friends have gotten sick from eating the barbecue from Steve's.  It's the kind of place that you might like if you prefer quantity over quality - and there's nothing wrong with that!  But if it's just gonna make you sick then the large portions are sort of pointless.  I usually get the tofu soup from there, and I have to say, Berkel Berkel's is definitely better.  You can hardly taste anything even after you ask them to make it spicy.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LOvghY7mW93upzi1RDIjXQ", "date": "2009-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JD1O_tplqDnT2aI0072rrA", "text": "I hate giving negative reviews, but i also want to be helpful for those who curious about this place.\n\nI had Spicy Beef Soup and my wife had Bibimbap with chicken.\n\nMy soup was just okay at best. It smelled a bit like ramen, although it didn't taste anything like it. The soup was spicy but it didn't taste all that Korean. The soup just wasn't very flavorful. There was plenty of meat in the soup but it wasn't very high quality. I felt like I was just having hot spicy soup with no real flavor. \n\nThe kimchi was really bad. Actually, let me rephrase that-- what you get is FAKE KIMCHI. They use the wrong cabbage so the texture is super gross and the taste is awful. You would have to pay me to eat it.\n\nMy wife's bibimbap wasn't great either. They gave her a lot of chicken, but they were burnt, too hard to chew, and super greasy. \n\nThis place is NOT an authentic Korean BBQ restaurant. THe bulgogi looked a little better, but even that's cooked incorrectly. Real bulgogi is supposed to be cooked on a grill. \n\nNeedless to say, I will not be going back to this place. I am sure its employees won't disagree too much with this review. I saw one of the cooks having lunch--- it was a wrap from a place down the block.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "m_gKiyRc_Keks5wJpeKSjQ", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jOGs1wAc48dREwqCzoMd_g", "text": "I give it two stars because they've been good to me in the past, but I don't even know what happened today.\n\nI ordered veggie bi bim bop.  I knew it wasn't going to come in the stone pot, but I expected it would be...warm.  It was just a lot of cold vegetables on top of cold, clumpy rice.  I ended up buying a second dinner elsewhere... The half uncooked egg just sat there and the part of the egg white that wasn't cooked remained clear because there wasn't anything remotely hot anywhere around it to cook it.\n\nI've enjoyed just the barbeque chicken here before, so I suppose I would suggest the bbq dishes, but I don't think I feel like going back at this point...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CX71NDrxCkcuXICKMz3mww", "date": "2010-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kdziiSHC2ZsW2whYhcK9gw", "text": "Korean? I don't think I've ever seen a Korean employee here.\n\nTons of meat with rice. No veggie. A full double meal for me. Loved this place when I was still in school.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IIRFv4Q-O_aDWgwnRgxN1g", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KIiNPD7XRw-JyorqiuRGgQ", "text": "I considered this fine dining when I was a college student.  Yes, the servers are Mexican, but who cares!  They really hook you up here with rice and meat.  This is one of my all time favorite spots in Berkeley for cheap eats.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7XtwctHsxWFNZaZE4hl3uw", "date": "2008-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KPnDtn56EYHvWAiqMTa3rQ", "text": "good priced and fast service!! the clear noodles with bulgogi is good!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QCwhpmlM5YJreXFgGJNt_w", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KqdqTdvUIJHGL_yNyCMANQ", "text": "Food isnt spectacular but it outshines most places in the asian ghetto.  I always get the Short Ribs and on some occasions the BBQ chicken.  SIde of Kimchi and bean Sprouts are not good at all so you should just swap it out for extra rice.  If you were thinking of the tofu soup, it is not a good idea.  It is very watered down and lacks flavor and quality. \n\nMinus what they specialize in, which is the BBQ, everything else is below average.  BUT like I said earlier, it does outshine the other places in the asian ghetto", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ARwhDjYlWjJWt6T2I77WzQ", "date": "2010-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kw8da9fEVadUdLclDWIkZw", "text": "Everyone is complaining about the kimchi...i'm more about the meat.\n\nThis place is getting expensive (and they're starting to skimp on the meat)!  I remember my freshman year it was at least two dollars cheaper, but I guess everything is going up now (looks down the street at the strikers).\n\nI like the spicy pork and even the chicken over the veggies is good.  Also, i forgot what it's called something with meat, veggies, and the glass noodles...really good, you get rice and noodles!  I don't really like the short ribs and i only see korean people actually ordering the soup dishes.  If you smile really big and ask nicely, sometimes they'll put an egg on top for free = ) (haha i'm assuming it's only for the girls)  overally, good bbq for college students", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IeV1IcxMzPWji8ZYXDzmUw", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l1glEErzl6_PTfYUoj3Ojw", "text": "i graduated and moved to san francisco, and the other day, i came back to steve's, and man, did i miss steve's.  what's up with all these people saying you have to lower your expectation?  what's wrong with a pile of tasty tasty meat???\n\nnumber 17 with beef is bomb, yo.  that's the dish you should stick with.\n\ni wish i could give 7 stars or something.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sN1lNwR5J_P0k83f-5IOsg", "date": "2008-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_L4AqNCtD4p_3EoXZKg6Jg", "text": "If youre looking for good korean bbq, I'd recommend you go down telegraph more into oakland in the korean area there.  Steve's provides just the simple standard of what korean bbq is.  \n\nThe meat quality isnt the best, but it'll get by if you simply just want something a little reminiscent of korean bbq, since asian ghetto covers the other countries of asia =P  Personally, i hit this place up after a workout at the RSF for some quick protein, because they do give you alot of meat for sure, compared to all the other places in the area.\n\nThe kimchi is not too good or fresh tasting either...but youll most likely get pretty filled with everything else and wont have to resort to picking at the kimchi post-meal =P", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QGltovR2EHaI4i93hKLZzQ", "date": "2011-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L73Aj3WhPjh4O--OQREpQg", "text": "Evan's Thoughts\n\nAll I be seein' is Korean!  For the past several days, I have been having a craving for any type of food from the continent of Asia.  And this place served me well.\n\nGreat food, good location, and not too pricey ($7.50 for the BBQ Pork).\n\nMy one bone to pick is that the pork was a little fatty.  I was easily able to pull it off though, but still.  You might say I have OCD but I actually have OLGP (On the Lookout for Good Pork).  And despite the occasional fat, this hit the spot.\n\nMy advice Berkeley student or resident, if you're in the business for good Korean BBQ I would definitely stop by.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZpnA9ZDunx6LwHIo7Gw8wg", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lC0_WzcA4kNU8KP2e2LxPw", "text": "I use to love this place 5 years ago but now the service is not good.  It should be Korean bbq but when I go there there, no body looks korean in that place.  I would say, this is South American BBQ place not Korean place.  I don't know why the owner give it to them...  They need to manage properly for this place for the cleanliness, service and food quality.  I doubted the cleanliness of the way the cook.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CYMmblv85xgC9ukU_iO5gw", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l_mzqiMxlOA6eWKQN_JL9w", "text": "Their prices rose since the last time I've been there..  The food is good, and the portions are large.  It's great to share a dish with someone at times when you cannot finish it all by yourself, making it under 4 dollars a person.  \n\nIt isn't really authentic korean bbq, but oh well", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JDVqessYj-1RxwU75qgoog", "date": "2007-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lu83agVMSwn5nCML7FvBrw", "text": "korean bbq is always sooo expensive, but steve's is definitely a good deal.\n\ni normally get the short ribs but i have definitely tried the chicken and it's pretty good. my only problem with the short ribs is there tends to be a lot of fat on them which doesn't taste so great.\n\notherwise, the service is fast and the jap chae is always good. whenever i go to berkeley, i always stop by to get a quick meal at steve's and save the rest for a late night snack later on.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eP10t7Z8ftRGIz38NK0jxA", "date": "2009-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mCzUw-hnwlJMM1HHTQbQUQ", "text": "this is really a 3.8\ntwo meals in one... two meals in one.\n\nabout this place. Its funny I always feel like my last time eating Steve's was better then before. Its like I'm chasing that first Steve experience, and keep going back.\nIf i only went once i would have given it a 5\n\nI love just drenching the boneless chicken in soy sauce and then getting after.\nGreat greasy hang over food, always does the trick.\njust not all that specail to go above 3\nactualy 3.5\n\ntwo meals in one... two meals in one", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JD5BwRWaTjZrL83KpCDK7w", "date": "2008-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mjWjjThhHhz5MXOZeHLfxA", "text": "Steve's BBQ is probably the best place aside from Thai Basil in the Asian Ghetto, although it is kinda EXTREMELY oily.\n\nHowever, its pretty cheap and they give you ALOT. The store is bigger than most of the restaurants in this area, so its nice to sit down and enjoy your meal.\n\nTheir charbroiled meat is pretty good, as well as their grilled chicken with veggies, but their bi bim bap is not authentic at all - its not in a hot clay bowl thing and THATS NOT RIGHT! lol...at least in my book. Free tea and water - pretty standard for restaurants in the area.\n\nOverall, good for students who want a filling and savory and cheap meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MjqYpDfEjZcTDHBHiI5MCw", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MnugzlqGVP6M_9LxuewG-g", "text": "Cheap Korean BBQ fix on southside.  Steve's isn't really anything to get excited about, but it is perfect when you and your buddies are absolutely starving.  The shop, like the rest of Durant square, is kind of sketchy, but damn the food fills you up on a budget.  The marinade and the rice are spot on, but the cuts of meat they choose are low on quality and fatty.  Kimchi and beansprouts abound, but no suitable banchan that you would expect from a full service Korean restaurant.  Still, for cheap, filling, fastfood BBQ Steve's is a sure bet.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0prNpubd2Chhcx13psKOyA", "date": "2006-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mxY2hajVSljQnJB9Zzvc-g", "text": "I went there on a Tuesday night during the summer.  The service was quick and the beef bibimbap was really good.  \n\nThe next week I went there on a Friday night.  The service was, again, quick.  However, at least 1/4 of the veggies in the chicken bibimbap were frozen!  The chicken is also dark meat.  I was sad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TAP036njnVFPol_ONMyRBA", "date": "2008-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n1EkQCw4ZVxaRFBhg1cA7g", "text": "I love meat and I love Steve's Korean BBQ.  If you decide to go here order the short ribs and make sure you get some sauce and you will not be dissapointed.  I went here all the time when I was an undergrad and even though I may die of a heart attack because of it, let me tell you it was definitely worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UQzWW7gCXMAtklvSxuz18A", "date": "2009-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NjD2WfYRUm0jqtSDgLbw8Q", "text": "Steve's has large portions and great food! They offer very quick service with great quality food. This is the kind of food that you will crave from time to time and you can get it in no time. BBQ Beef is my all time favorite and recommend anyone to try it but you can't go wrong with anything in their menu for only about $8!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UIeObqUadrxbnLd6yZe2sw", "date": "2009-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nNSbABV_4MPX7RAymRxSPA", "text": "I always have the short ribs or bbq beef.  Its really good, but the only reason it gets 4 stars is because its somewhat overpriced.  The kimchi is nothing special, but their meat is where it is at.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9eaQaa7U3HZIZXG80bX00Q", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nUwxrn9lNY-oaMIvyeh02Q", "text": "I've been here a couple times, but I've only ever gotten the soft tofu soup. Lots of food, but it's not THE Korean place for me. I've seen my friends get the BBQ beef though - wow there is a TON of meat. When a friend from another college was visiting, he mentioned how typically he has to ration his meat so that he doesn't run out of it before he finishes the rice, but for Steve's, he had to ration his RICE.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O2a-8sM_czkm3ixlT9owVw", "text": "This place is great. The BBQ chicken and beef are pretty good and the quantity is stellar. Just NEVER forget to get spicy sauce with your order.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o4qAXPvk6-cJFt_aEtnoAw", "text": "On a too-lazy-to-cook night, we strolled into college town for some cheap grub. The food itself deserves three stars since it's nothing authentic tasting, but a great value for the equivalent of two meals. From the many times I've been here, the bbq beef is pretty much the only thing I order. For ~$6, you get a huge portion of beef, rice, pickled cabbage w/cucumbers and bean sprouts. Don't be fooled to think this is even close to authentic Korean bbq or kim-chi. Stay away from the boneless bbq chicken. It looks like it's pre-cooked before it's thrown on the grill and some pieces came out black and burnt. \n\nSatisfied and happy with another leftover meal in hand, I was ready to leave UNTIL...I nearly stepped on a DARK GRAY RODENT camouflaged into the rubber mat at the doorway nibbling on leftover scraps!! As cute as the teeny weeny mouse was, my stomach did churn one too many times.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5X_-SKfzrasoDxNBJmaLzg", "date": "2007-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ObduC1ld-h8FIU0lEb5hlA", "text": "I love this place. It always brings back memories of my roommate and I rushing to Asian ghetto an hour and a half before Lost started to get our dinners. I know it's not authentic Korean food (in fact, I have never seen an Asian person working here in my 4 years), but I don't care. \n\nThe greasy kalbi will forever have me smitten and my arteries clogged.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "o-NPgmrcihUoE0afXAmoPg", "date": "2009-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ogxh9tIVBnk2auZUZ94jtQ", "text": "If you just want lots of food for a cheap price and fast, Steve's BBQ is perfect! You don't find a lot of places that do KBBQ to-go, Steve's BBQ has always been a favorite of mine. The meat's perfectly marinated, but the chicken can be kinda dry. Just kind of sucks finding parking, but that's just how it is when you're near Telegraph.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WeK_cyQULgbOPJtavcgtPw", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pdtoIMBJd-VzWIAzpGs2bw", "text": "Unbelievable great good. The spices they use are just amazing. Try the chicken. The first place i go when i'm in town.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RzCGG4R20I9aIAs37P6JHg", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PGCQnGOlPmISb2Ley6UPdg", "text": "You can't really call this authentic Korean food. The kimchi here is made of cheap cabbage, not napa cabbage. The bean sprout salad tastes...really funky. I would say that the bbq here is okay, but in my opinion, it's like what you get at a Korean church picnic...just mediocre in taste. The kimchi stew here is okay, but you can totally taste the MSG. I gave it 3 stars because I'm a starving student at Cal, and we need cheap food like this around our campus! (Because our dining commons are just...ugh)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pWLW9r0Z25HvQFsnzXBwYg", "date": "2008-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_PGLcfN9SkR9YO08EfWrLA", "text": "This might not be the best but what draws me is consistency. Not much has changed for the past 8 years, you get exactly what you expect.\n\nRecently I've turned pseudo vegetarian, my favorite includes seafood tofu, bibimbap and the glass noodle dish.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6HvVqL5k-5rB5a6T6nTlYw", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PIQP29W8_vZfMpHWeM0bhQ", "text": "My wife and I are both Bears and she loves this place. I think it is just okay. \n\nThe meat is often overcooked and the kimchi is too Americanized. \n\nThe best thing about Steves though is the quantity of food and the bang for the buck.  Great place to get enough food for dinner and lunch the next day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_UMTGara5YnzRIey3Mva0Q", "date": "2011-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PlFqlsmfXZ2UUmFK6ftgJg", "text": "Nice food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cI8o0ZwAzpGe3_zwsRT6yg", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Plusz_ne9B4SI6v59GqDOw", "text": "Perfect for a quick chow-down. Order, pay, gobble, gobble, run.\n\nNote: You will get your daily intake of sodium and then some. Drink plenty of liquids lest yer internal organs turn to dust. \n\nI had heaping fatty BBQ pork (bul go ki) over a sizeable mound of sticky rice. Kimchee, and sprouts. Normally I would clean the plate, but something about the kimchee caused me to leave a lot of it behind.\nSpicier than most places that cater to the bland. \n\nInterior is pretty ugly and there is a thin layer of grime covering most surfaces. At least our table was clean. There may have been a civilization of microbes living on there, but it LOOKED clean.\n\nIf you can't find the bathroom, it's hidden behind that bulletin board thing on wheels.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yZyUc9ChBerAAeUY8ygSfw", "date": "2006-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qezMuWRv3jz7E4ezEAR99A", "text": "The bibimbap is passable, the barbecue items are...really bad cooked meat.\n\nI bet the recipe sheet that Steve passes on to every new cook/employee reads something like this:\n\n1) Buy chicken from Costco.\n2) Put on grill.\n3) Put chicken on pre-made rice after 20 minutes.\n4) Serve with soy sauce.\n5) Actually, f*ck that. Make those college punks get their own soy sauce.\n\nIt's a lot of food for the price, but it's about 80% white rice. Bad white rice at that.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "59QzQ3-dmOD1USV2hQpwkw", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qHOK-lUCCX-2yPE4UJVsPA", "text": "There really isn't good korean food in Berkeley.  However, if you're having a craving and don't have a lot of time, then this was the place to go.  Not too expensive and give decent portions.  There were always a bunch of mexicans doing the grilling and cooking and the manager (steve?) behind the register.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "k3WTmFnq1wCEPYdQCPUIJg", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qIN3x8yGuMi6js-qBRHXWA", "text": "Anytime I want to gorge myself with piles of meat with tons of rice and sprouts (I dislike kimchi), I just go straight to this restaurant. It's definitely a very blah interior, but that's not really what people come here for. I actually only get either one of two dishes: BBQ Beef (classic) or BBQ chicken. And I never get tired of it! I also think it's adorable that they always play mariachi or something or other music every time I go there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Bv9C6zi0qmBXfJkO42iRAA", "date": "2008-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qlXUH6oLPZA3kedL88obWQ", "text": "I got the Bi Bim Bap, which wasn't that great because it was pretty bland, no matter how much spicy sauce I put in it. The rice did not taste very good either.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3wz4-4qU_Ap5M1U1V4pcZg", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QOCk1CkjADitj52J4EJq3Q", "text": "this place is ok. wasn't what i expected. told by some friend that they have great korean bbq so i gave it a shot found out it was run by some mexican so i knew it wasnt going to be up to par. rice on my bi bim bap was barely warm when it was served to me. the short ribs was full of fat then meat. only great thing is that the portion size was huge, but what am i going to do if the food isnt any good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fxdU4d4DorHujOpglKMd3g", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QUYludUwQD6Gus2Ey7gmkQ", "text": "I don't really understand how this place can even advertise itself as Korean.  Maybe the fact that it serves rice?  Regardless, if you're looking to chow down on huge portions or bbq with great prices, look no further.  This was one of my favorite places during my college years, simply because it was cheap, effective at filling me up, and not terribly unhealthy.  They offer different types of bbq including beef, chicken, mixed, etc.  Its always cooked well, never overdone, and they prep it at lightspeed in case you're rushing off to class.  If only I could solve the mystery as to why its advertised as Korean.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q_Wsb-F2AGER6YWi6cegVQ", "text": "I generally am not a fan of the asian ghetto, but Steve delivers.\nA plate costs about $7 and comes with A LOT of meat and is pretty quick.\n\nBroke Student Tip: Order a plate, eat half the meat with all the rice... Save the rest of the meat for a second meal when you make rice @ home.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w_bKwDXr4dOAiC02JL6Veg", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QXv2ajZYdbyGOPSZ1aXirQ", "text": "Before a Cal football game, my husband and I came here to eat.  Their serving size is huge so we split a plate of BBQ beef, rice, and kimchi.  We were full.  It's very reasonably priced for the amount of food you get.  The meat was tasty.  We were satisfied and if I'm ever in the area I'd come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NYjAhGo6IrkWLOQd3o6qpQ", "date": "2008-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r3X7j1V7KSF1vmNwmuLp7g", "text": "Come hungry!\n\nA mountain of meat.\nA mountain of rice.\nVery bodybuilder friendly! \nEverything tastes fresh and not too greasy.  The free tea and water are also a nice touch.  DOn't forget the red sauce!\n\nKimchee yummy, sprout salad delish.\n\nIt aint the ritz, but dont come to the ghetto for fancy food.   Rivaled only by meesha's in the \"durant food court.\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BAAYtxPU3GVYlMr2tjjssw", "date": "2008-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R8lTgvCrnUhI56gXEtb7qQ", "text": "NOOOOOOOOO! NOT good at all.\n\nI've tried the meats, soups, and other stuff they have here and I can definitely say this place values quantity over quality. I don't even know if there is any quality at all because every time I give this place another chance I end up throwing most of my food away.\n\nPeople give this place a good rating because they give you a lot of meat, but the quality of the meat is grade D to F meat. The meat is sometimes crappy, full of fat, and with strangely \"un-meaty\" like texture that you wonder \"is this really beef?\". By crappy I mean tasteless and bland sometimes such that you're just chewing on a big ol' piece of meat with no flavor. What's the point of getting all this meat when it tastes bad and you end up chucking it away?\n\nAlso, the \"Korean\" chefs at this place don't take much care into preparing your food, it's pretty much like an assembly line. Who am I kidding, no one here deserves the title of chef. Anyways, one guy gets the meat out that was prepared already, slaps it on the grill and cooks it. They use the exact same grill every single time and clean it with a scraper which does almost nothing to past bits of food already solidified into the grill. I can't prove it, but there is a difference between food cooked with care and love and your fast food \"pump and dump\".\n\nSo honestly?\n\nLowest grade meat possible... it's a meat hell.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QD0njdv5eHGFv6RyqML4RQ", "date": "2008-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_rbjvugUv0IPv7HFcdTdIQ", "text": "BBQ Short Ribs w Japchae over Rice. A lot of food for those who are hungry.\n\nBang for your buck for Korean food.\n\nFor those of you looking for authentic Korean food, venture elsewhere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZGT9H35Edi4y8rHYSqSKfg", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RLmy0xwr6ATzgcV-jcVjnw", "text": "when i attended my cousin's college graduation last month, only then did it dawn on me that it's been 10 friggin' years since i've graduated from cal...*gasp* oh the memories...including late night runs to durant square for some of steve's short ribs!  luckily, i \"have\" to go back to cal every now and then for work (it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it) and the last time i went, i made a nostalgic return to steve's...to find not one asian working in the kitchen?! (was i that drunk in college that i never noticed? j/k) decor seemed a bit different (okay, i swear it was in a different location in durant square) but the ribs were still good...even after a car ride home across the bridge.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a8CHFK6hbTeAyg5GEHx5AQ", "date": "2007-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-rnljT-6Dx3goobaG_PAsA", "text": "Best mexican food i've ever had. :p\n\nOnly gets 4 stars though because of the price.\nA lot of the other restaurants in the area are a lot cheaper and give you more variety of food to choose from.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iMEnBqXa1OTCEZ2iCDu8vg", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RORiHi4bvf-bJXMyW7btXQ", "text": "Great value, decent food but meat quality is so-so. Deserves 5 stars for price (one 6$ plate will fill two large people) and for having perfect, hard to find korean rice (sticky and rounded but not as glutenous as japanese rice) but I have to downgrade to 3 because of ingrediant quality.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kORGcgi0Iw2RG8gJl84MVA", "date": "2005-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RR9tiVLD0jjUaF2A34INaw", "text": "Sometimes this place is the only reason I head into Berkeley.  The portions are generous and the price is affordable.  The only reason for 4 stars is because of the atmosphere and the long lines. Absolutely the best place to get some cheap and delicious food. Whatever you get, add an egg to it!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qdDMXtCep92Lt6-8hcJtAw", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rylRzIX4ywXvw6REcNB26g", "text": "The grilled shrimp with vegetables was alright! Can't really mess up an easy dish. As for the Spicy Beef Soup, it must have been great because the two girls that went with me completely finished it, with smiles! How often do you see skinny asian girls finish their meal. WOW, this place is a must ! Price isn't that bad either at under ten dollars a person! \n\nThey should change the soundtrack though...How bout some genuine korean tunes instead of the mexican radio!!!! !@#$%^", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yi8zlYmF-mMCdwhKYy8EeA", "date": "2009-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s9Tdv31QxwgneKPMujnbYg", "text": "Pretty average Korean BBQ.  The food is by no means bad but there's nothing really about it that makes me want to return very often.  I've never really felt that their meat was very good.  They do however give you a TON of food so, considering the makeup of their customer base (i.e. mostly college students), this place is more than adequate.  They also give you a generous pile of kimchi with whatever you order.\n\nThere's always been seating when I've gone and you get your massive portion of food very fast.  It's not my favorite restaurant in the Asian ghetto but it's not so bad now and then.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sJyz_Rqmfoj0_9TOm-n1fA", "text": "This is the place to go if you're cheap (on a student budget), are a healthy eater and like ample portions!  I'll go here several times in a month and always get the same bbq chicken plate.  The whole plate is covered in chicken and you get two kim chi side dishes along with a mountain of rice.  I can't put it any simpler than if you like lots of chicken for 7 bucks, this is your restaurant.  They should name it lots of meat for 7 bucks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k40asaKnJoNJaGxhvhSUTA", "date": "2010-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SMAqaQYb2wk_2yrGkX1h1A", "text": "i went here on my trip to the northern cali...\nu have to rate this pl for what it is.\ncheap/fast/huge plates of semi- (or not-even-semi) korean food.\ncan't come here expecting good quality/authenic korean food.\njust like u wouldn't order steak from carrows and expect morton-quality.\n\nanyways...their flavor of meat/veggies is still yummy and that red sauce...YUM", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sghDniJ-FgYSBXmA0TO7ug", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sSBTPsUrkUW-L6Er6EWWlw", "text": "I've read the reviews that say this is cheap, inauthentic Korean food, but what else do you think you're getting into at the Asian Ghetto (is it still called that?). If you want real Korean food, go to Korea town or... Korea. \n\nI love Steve's for the same reason I like that one Chinese restaurant that probably pumps their DELICIOUS food with MSG (allegedly- covering my legal bases here), and Tako Sushi- it's fast fare that is probably bad for you but hits that sweet spot on a rainy day or during the stress of finals weeks.\n\nTheir Spicy Chicken plate is amazing, I always get lots of the condiments. The portions are heavenly and I am always full after. The price is pretty stellar too, generally everything is under $10. They're also really fast so it's perfect for the post-study group walk by, etc.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YohRphVr55nmC5B1fNVo8Q", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t5cqXacox19Crhs2sXjB5g", "text": "Subpar food, not authentic korean whatsoever. Hefty portions though and average price. If you're looking for real korean food, go elsewhere. Scratch that, if you're looking for any food, go elsewhere. The only saving grace is that they have very quick service.\n\nPros:\n- Quick Service\n- Good Portions\n\nCons:\n- Subpar Food\n- Not Authentic\n- Not Cheap", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TGRhGg2xaiptuKW_U_Z_XQ", "text": "Steves is great. You get a lot of food for your money. To specify: a lot of good food for your money. My personal favorite is the bbq chicken over rice. The short ribs are good but I personally prefer no bones in these kinds of meals. Best Korean BBQ in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lowNN9yW52uCnVqL3HnKvg", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TIC8um9d9h8V3uYZYkfjYw", "text": "I love Steve's.  They give you enough food for 2 meals and make it fresh.  Sure, there is not a lot of ambiance, but the food quality & amount per $ is great!.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "90thhVmMkpErKWMFEGhQ_A", "date": "2012-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TiKpKXzFncb0fkNhwMw6Og", "text": "Not the best judge of Korean food but this place definitely was not too special. The food was fine, but could not really enjoy my food with the rude and annoyingly loud group next to us. I would rather pay more and go to a nicer place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8ZJm645AP-pWx_rKh6OBww", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tK-fdfPLT7-_DxUy6kvZ1Q", "text": "the number 31 with beef is the BEST !!! have been getting it for years !!! love it! and the kimchee is outstanding !  wish i were in Berkeley now !! (live in SF)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6KGB8kCk1ZPFw3Wd-kbM-w", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tmdWdimiixyOaZEzcIHlrA", "text": "I used to come here when I was still in college. As other reviews said big protion, good price and quick. Do not come here if you expect good korean food. Here is a place for students. That's why now  I thougt the food is not as delicious as before, lol. I like their bbq beef ribs, spicy beef soup. Yes, I will still back sometimes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TvUBjxsn_rSLBD4_W2YDyg", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_tUZxtqjfRQ-oT30ydR8mg", "text": "This is the first place I ate at the day I moved into Cal (Unit 1 whoooooooo) because I was craving some Korean BBQ. Maybe I was too excited and expected too much for my first meal at Cal, but I was super disappointed because the kalbi (short ribs) didn't even taste like Korean kalbi. It wasn't marinated well so the flavor was whatever. I didn't get much meat--mostly bones--so I had a lot of leftover rice. I would not come back here for Korean BBQ. A pro about this place is the large servings... but what good do large servings have if the food doesn't taste good...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tWzPbuaUwhjkjIqE0YE4dA", "text": "All of the bar-b-que is really good, so don't worry about which one to choose.  I usually crave the spicy pork, so MmmM.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8JeB2_D_5eJNKMwdoC0-3Q", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TZBjxBo6ceyjLuAoOfO14Q", "text": "All I gotta say is that I can't get enough of Steve's Meat!\n\nThe #4 is SOOOO good, I can't get enough of it. It really doesn't taste much different from \"real\" Korean Kal-Bi, so fill up here. If you were to go to those \"authentic\" korean restraunts, you'll probably get a quarter of the meat for double the price, and it won't taste that much better.\n\nJust stay away from the soups and stick to Steve's Meats!\n\nps The rating does NOT reflect the environment of the restraunt (Mexican music in a Korean BBQ never made sense to me). I also must state that them giving free cold AND warm tea may not seem like much, but try to get that other places in the \"Asian Ghetto\"!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TrZhygneyczH-RayXTzfAw", "date": "2006-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ub569GSBrtfeAxKp2irWRQ", "text": "They have a ton of different meat dishes. Korean style BBQ. It gets the job done for sure. Plus, good serving sizes and you get kimchi & bean sprouts. :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D9LAUsXxp_KfJo3T9BpbBA", "date": "2008-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_uKrMwrYMObtZu8EuL9WRA", "text": "Ok...I'm updating my review for Steve's BBQ.  My homegirl got mad at me because I gave Steve's BBQ 4 stars.  Her parents own this joint, so she's making change my rating to five stars.  LOL!   I thought 4 stars was pretty money!   But, the food here is pretty dang good though!  The best place for quick on the dime Korean BBQ.  Get the BBQ chicken!!!!  Woohoo! As good as it gets!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "S8Ag9yq3zWR5EENMUUwrDA", "date": "2008-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UXPxnmCQScti3EzKq9NssQ", "text": "I went here with a fellow training class classmate who was a former UCAL Berkley student and is Korean. He said he used to eat here all the time while in school.\n\nLike others mention, the portions are huge! I mean, you'll probably gain a pound from eating all of it. Some complain about the taste, but I thought the stuff was very good. It might not be authentic Korean, but it is good enough to try at least once.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dMZgdAKH4_StC5pG1O0zFQ", "date": "2006-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_V4DbWcwZzMiqopSbm0Yeg", "text": "The first and last time I was here was a little less than a year ago.  Some friends and I went here for some food and there was a mouse.  It freaked us all out.  I gave this place 2 stars only because of the delicious smell.  But I'm hoping they really do not have any more rodents and maybe I'll actually give this place another try.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BzP-xGII8xxKfg_CPCO_ig", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v5ZsOC7Nry728TaUPxErxg", "text": "Love the grilled beef and grilled chicken with veggies!! Perfectly sized portions!! Enjoy the simple and casual atmosphere.  Can't complain about free Tea = D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HeC1ZO--VnKQzSMrnk0e3g", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VdE94CI7Nmb5tHeOmRcmKQ", "text": "YUM! I loveeee their bbq! sooo yummy! My must have every time I come to eat :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cL2Z7EPl91f0VOFSCngWJQ", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VDHcL4ZeKykh-KzYcBrrwg", "text": "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. NOT KOREAN FOOD! Its like the chefs were given a menu and made the dishes their own. Ummmm I ordered the kimchee and tofu soup...took it home....not expecting a ton of pork bits to be floating in it. Threw it all awayyy!!!!!!!! Disappointing ...... to say the least!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nkimchee tofu soup with meat bits????? ...usually just kimchee soup over rice...the way we make it at home...growing up...ummmm and in korea. Well not here. Never going back. waste of money.\n\nOh yea if your looking for a korean place with an authentic korean setting also....not the place...unless you want to hear the chefs choice of music while your eating...which lets just say....sux!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xArMiKapUHqFUTPRwesjiw", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vfhO4BiMVB4iYeZJIDAZCA", "text": "The first time I went to Steve's BBQ was July 2010. I ordered the Beef Bibimbap to go and I was impressed. For $7, I had enough food for two meals and I was a happy camper. The beef was not overcooked, the veggies were fresh, but the kimchi was a bit sour...\n\nAnyways, I went again today to get the same thing and although I wouldn't say I hated my food, it felt like a downgrade. Perhaps it was because I went after the noon rush, the rice was a bit mushy and the veggies didn't seem as good. \n\nFor all those people that say there are no koreans working here, I found a little korean lady today working the cashier, haha. She tried to shoo me out when I tried to enter again to eat my to go food though. That was not cool, although we resolved the matter.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vPsfSWdcWfH9SA0Uo2YTzQ", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VIM-HQoqiZFK08vsrLMMFA", "text": "I can't remember exactly what I ordered, but it was a big mound of yummy food that included marinated beef and an egg. I'm not on telegraph that often, but could see myself coming back to this spot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-Z4H0XSuN3FV6y6EIvDYYg", "date": "2011-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vpU6rqiUP3SvXSNYOHRIXA", "text": "Do not come to Steve's Korean BBQ looking for authentic korean cuisine or bbq for that matter. Do come for flavorful, large-portioned, korean-tasting food. I've had their tofu soups and Bi-bim-bap. Both are a great for college students because they're large and great for sharing/splitting over multiple meals. Although not authentic, it still tastes ok.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vPYFena2yCHw7v-VgJm2_A", "text": "I lived on Steve's in college. Waaaaaay back when Steve was still cooking, it was in the old small space next door, and before the whole food court started being called the Asian ghetto. \n\nI went back recently and it's still cheap, but I ain't in college no' mo' \n\nOh yeah, #2 for me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tfsqrgzc_jrDKYiT39aphg", "date": "2008-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vuliIiiFykTkrT0-T2fMMw", "text": "Let's get to the basics.  \n\nQuality:  It's not bad at all.   I'm not sure what people's expectations are.  It's not authentic Korean BBQ, but its good none the less.\n\nPrice: The price has gone up since renovation, but it's still not bad.  I believe it's like $7.50 now for a plate.\n\nAtmosphere: The area is called the Asian Ghetto and there's an apparent reason for this.  It's not bad at all. \n\nOverall: If you're looking for a quick place with a rice plate.  This is it.  The Asian Ghetto and its restaurants cater toward students who usually are in between classes, meeting, and busy doing something else.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rdMRacea9B47slYXyYFunQ", "date": "2008-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VZVy_m2gZE2mC-oJvV9FYw", "text": "Down hill slide...or very bad day?   When spending over $7 for lunch, I want some flavor AND a desire to finish (or want to take home) the entire plate...even the hot sauce did not cut it (or make it better).\n\nQuanity or quality does not make for a good lunch.  Nuh said.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VnxINvPF76gbF-3Pgpj2PQ", "date": "2010-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w7X6CS_J3gm48auF3PTVxQ", "text": "So I told my roommate that I was going to the Asian ghetto tonight, and she says, \"NOOOOO!!! It's not AUTHENTIC!\" and...you know, you just don't go to the Asian ghetto, or somewhere called Steve's Bar-B-Que, and you definitely do not hear music in Spanish at a Korean restaurant and expect authenticity...\n\nBut hey, if you're not expecting authenticity and just want good cheap greasy salty short ribs, then this is the place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WFwZi9az-tn0AhqKbRZy3w", "date": "2008-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wf5vu07d5cesFX-TLxsSNg", "text": "For someone who is hungry, this place is great.  For that they always give you tons of rice, and a good amount of chicken.  However, the chicken are usually fairly dry, and I had to add a lot of the spicy sauce to make it edible.  I do love the spicy sauce here though, enough to come in to ask for the sauce even though I order my food elsewhere in the FOB square.\n\nThen again, the place was here for more than 10 years, they must be doing something right.  At the same time, I did sorta figure out their cooking style, which is pretty easy.  Charbroil the chicken put on rice and serve with a side of spicy sauce (which I finally figure out where to buy them, the korean market down on telegraph)  Thus, I am only giving them a lower rating for that I can make it myself and I don't like to go to restaurants to eat stuff that I can make in my kitchen easily.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8xjJmWVJVHzm7X4-lf2SSw", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "whTmqhdMwmkpu9IMNYVNhA", "text": "Obviously, you would never confuse Steve's Korean BBQ with true Korean BBQ (not like you would come here with that expectation anyways...unless you are really deluded).  BUT, you will be hard pressed to find a better value for pretty decent Korean food than Steve's!  \n\nSpicy pork was my slayed meat of choice, but the whole menu is pretty decent, though the chicken is sometimes a little on the dry side (I've had worse though).  Even if you aren't overly impressed with the flavor, you certainly can't argue with the generous servings they give you - talk about getting full on a budget!  Throw on the hot sauce and we're talking an oh-so-filling dining experience fast and cheap!  Just the way your kinky side likes it...\n\nOh Steve's BBQ...you are one of the biggest things I miss about Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JKIkdVqAJLEXTq92gF98bA", "date": "2009-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wQU4Sm4m4aaKkWWJrF2PCA", "text": "i love this place. =)\n\ni miss berkeley.\n\n*sigh*", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uQhoFJ2Y0ydNyTQBAKE6vg", "date": "2007-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wROU0X5g-0nfDTSRjo3Fwg", "text": "Not gourmet Korean BBQ, but for the amount of food you get for the price, it's 5 stars.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7Q5aPLtDrWDhWPlFRkrYWw", "date": "2006-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wUTgbimRHxlhfNkn4Xcibw", "text": "Yeah, \"Steve's Mexican BBQ\"...that's what she said. KIDDING.\n\nANYWAY, the portions are monstrous. I could raise a baby tiger with Steve's BBQ if I wanted to. I always order the beef or chicken bibimbap to-go, eat 1/3 of it before I go up two pant sizes, and then dump the leftovers in a pan to make kimchi fried rice that'll easily last me another two meals.\n\nDon't get the barbecue chicken or beef, just get the bibimbap. They're essentially the same thing, same $7ish, but the bibimbap comes with more sides+a fried egg.\n\np.s. Since the bibimbap's $7.06, if you hand them $10 or $20 dollar bills, they'll give you exact change (including the 94 cents); if you hand them $8, they'll just take $7 :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M1CoMdlEFktYLIXBTXWzsA", "date": "2008-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XCgEo0tgnmd8UaUFMoLjyQ", "text": "One of my favorite places to eat in Berkeley!  During my poor college days, I didn't have too much money to splurge on eating out, but man, do you get your money's worth here.  For about 6 bucks, I would get a large mound of beef short rib, and an even larger mound of rice (I skipped the veggies and kimchee since I was a carnivore at the time), enough to easily last me for 2 meals.  \n\nMy then-boyfriend (now hubby) went to Davis, but whenever he visited me in Berkeley (duh, nothing to do in Davis), he always wanted to go here more than any other place in the Telegraph area.  Though we are no longer starving students, we still try to stop by here whenever we're in the Berkeley area.  \n\nI've been to lots of korean places since (especially working in Santa Clara near the \"Korean stretch\" of El Camino), I still consider this one of the best places (and best values!) for Korean BBQ in the bay area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R5i-8R4vBov0wfNBGg2MwA", "date": "2007-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xIyq4-eClkf8zG5dWy5qYg", "text": "Not real korean food. It's greasy. Fatty meats. Don't get the tofu soup.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bNt_Lkk2KpMTZaZoKKptMw", "date": "2009-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xpWCIPLixzHJjlJaoP9dTQ", "text": "I just ate here tonight after being hungover all day and only having eaten toast. It was late, around 9:30pm so I knew most of my options for good food were limited.\n\nI needed carbs and meat. This is essentially what Steve's is. But it's amazing. There's a lot to be said for the huge portions, but the tastiness of the meat was what stood out for me. I had the chicken plate. It made me wish I'd discovered this place sooner. \n\nIt's great for those who are seriously hungry but don't want to break the bank. I guess it's not authentic or anything but it tastes amazing so I'm really not going to complain", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6qo3DwgDGwa40K7N2m75jQ", "date": "2011-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xx324oLwy7iVlEApLpW2rw", "text": "Love it, cant eat it enough...\n\nYeah yeah, the kim chi sucks and the sauce on the meat is heavy... but it tastes soooo good.  I get the #2- Pork bbq every time I'm by the campus at meal time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-LKABP0epatKnVp3m6Eo8A", "date": "2010-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YE5eoOVz7HeiOuM-Rqx4dw", "text": "Didn't taste much like Korean BBQ. Tastes more like sweet carne asada. It's a fast food place so I can't complain but it was still pricey. The portions are huge I'll give them that.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WaGqyYi3tsD29ILVy8AEFA", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yPo0m9bc6GXtfzIlwLNyJg", "text": "Cheap, quick, big-portioned Korean food.  It's really poor-quality, honestly, but it's cheap and quick and they give you a lot.  I really don't care for this place, but a lot of guys seem to like eating here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yQLZ1ASloPykCrhKYmLIqw", "text": "Great for hungry students. Portions are big (lasts 3 meals). I usually get their chicken bibimbap, which is pretty good. The rice, meat and hot sauce from steve's is really yummy, however, the vegetables are bland, and the kimchi tastes a bit off. I like my kimchi tasting a bit different. Their's tastes a bit too fishy for my liking. \n\nThere isn't that much to dislike about steve's. especially if you are hungry and need food. The people who work there are nice. It is great for indecisive people as well, considering their menu only has about 9 dishes to choose from.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EQCf6PorCyncxzg-zrOjDA", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z91WbojMthSH_gHNcpSQNQ", "text": "FOOD:  They give you a good amount of food and they make it right in front of you.  I would definitely recommend the BBQ Pork.  Their pickled bean sprouts are yummy.\n\nSERVICE:  Quick and cheap.\n\nAMBIANCE:  It's kinda like a hole in the wall.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bXmMXEqgZPfEaYJqPPTs-g", "date": "2007-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZcYnjuT97wDnfiLjxW5L7w", "text": "Yelp mispelled the name of this place.  It's Esteban's Korean-Style Bar-B-Que.  It is the least authentic korean food place I have ever seen and I'm not sure there was a time in it's history that a korean person touched the grill.\n\nThat said, this place rocks for college food.  $8 for enough food for 2-3 meals?  Hell yes.  The rice is usually soggy, the tea is watered down, and the meat is delicious.  It's all marinated before you get to try it and they just fry it up right before they give it to you.  The rest of it is just standard assorted veggies, bean sprouts, etc etc.  It's one of the places I blame for making me fat =[", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VeZc0SQIejuPZFAkq62BuA", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zin6gdKiAaEvbCgRFteTrA", "text": "The food is damn cheap and comes in large portions, but other than there's really no appeal here. The bi bim bap is served in a plastic kid's bowl instead of a hot stone bowl and the kim chi is fresh from the freezers Costco. The meat is a little rough, but at least they give you a lot of it. And who the hell is Steve?\n\nMuch like any other venue in the asian ghetto, unless you're a freshman at UC Berkeley, be prepared to feel really old.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kEdrzgdSKTN-DkNJVL2OkQ", "date": "2010-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZJfj-7hbXEAg_KfdWSdceQ", "text": "Steve's ain't authentic but it sure does get the job done. Hands down the greatest thing my ex girlfriend introduced to me.  Everytime I order a plate I'll think of you!  RIP\n\nDont forget to give your loose change to the bums on the corner!  They need it more than you!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bxjejKISKLXtueZj6MNJnw", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z-N9icDnhCiXWukf8BuBOw", "text": "Huge, huge, huge, HUGE portions of food. A little pricier than other places in the Asian Ghetto. Meat quality is a little questionable (at least the chicken). I like the bean sprouts, the kim-chee not so much. If you're hungry as hell this is the place to go (especially after a gameday...go bears!!)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2008-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zXJS3yrHjJ3rDFL6GZ2stA", "text": "Steve's isn't a fancy place by any stretch of the imagination, nor would it suit your need for authentic Korean cuisine. When I'm in the neighborhood, it is one of the first places I'll consider when looking for a place to eat. You can't go wrong with the spicy pork or the short ribs. I mean if you're looking for chigae or pan-chan, you can head south on Telegraph for more authentic fare.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3JHOORqj4fbr0AWaVUHhPw", "date": "2010-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5rIFTNPip2hFcokgz7Jprg", "text": "Meat so chewy your face will be sore for hours afterwards.  I still have a headache.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "t5RDOWoD_OZxL5Rh36Bfxg", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bMuzZdSk9TYdREnbzr2Gow", "text": "This isn't any place to die for, but there have been at least two times that I've been hungry to eat here (specifically here), and because of that, it's A-OK. The meat isn't particularly great, but for some reason, the beef + rice + bean sprouts always get me. I guess I have a sweet spot for their bean spouts. =\\", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KbJp5kb-AMB7ixBPref8WA", "date": "2008-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GCeHcW8NeyFECG6QaN8nxQ", "text": "Many of my East Bay friends love this little joint for cheap, filling meat.\nBeing a vegetarian who eats fish but doesn't like shellfish, that leaves me with three menu options:\n\nThe Bi Bim Bap- not enough rice and the fried egg was really cold!\nThe Tofu Stir-Fry- Yummy, but the Tofu has a funky texture.\nThe Veggie Noodles- Delicious!\n\nThe verdict?  Go to Steve's if you love meat, or if your friends do and you are veggie- get the noodles!\n\nA bonus is the donut shop on the way out...I hear they will bake you a fresh tray of doughnut holes and sell the entire thing to you in 7minutes for $30 (that's 15 dozen holes!)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8e9yar-mnsfGzOH6ICVJnA", "date": "2006-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "J4pRAklCDc2Oxj0IOsHc4g", "text": "sorry to the owners but change your employees i just ate here i spent over 9.00 and was served flavorless very F**** grease  beef it was really bad never coming back here....I got so excited when i saw it was finished because i love korean food ... the worst meal ever u guys suck so bad\n\nand the kimche sucked too", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1gY-ZqgqMinh0ZkDXusZXg", "date": "2010-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RzhZyojCw_LVHXH-949Ezw", "text": "I've been coming here for 12+ years now, and I always leave satisfied.  The #5 BBQ Chicken comes in generous portions for a student-friendly price, and is quite tasty with their hot sauce.  The other grilled items are great too.  \n\nI know the cooks are Mexican, but I used to regularly see Korean Steve and his Korean wife, Mrs. Steve, there as well.  Not the last few visits though.\n\nYou might not get 9 different side dishes like at some nicer Korean restaurants, but Steve's gets 4 stars for tastiness and value.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SQCdKAxFYcuw1SE9cKn2gQ", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sUoGT2qJ7LAZksV8-O5x_w", "text": "Orale vato... Velcome to la best Mex..I mean... Korean BBQ place in the Durant Food Court.\n\nThis is the trustworthy house of meat, in a sense that when you make your order you know you would be satisfied (if you are a meat lover of course) and taken care of for several meals. It looks like they took two handfuls of meat and slapped in on your plate along with two handfuls of perfectly cooked rice that you can feel steaming in yo face. \n\nSome places (I'm talking to you UCB Chipotle) can be stingy if you want a hardy helping of meat. These guys run a meaty fiesta down here. \n\nMEAT MEAT and MORE MEAT is what you can expect from this establishment. Not to mention, this place reminds me of my childhood when I used to live in the sunny streets of East LA...\n\nThe only thing missing is Bulgogi Tacos...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "utaJvh52C_-WjflPpCUFLg", "date": "2010-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "v8tQs9Q_Zc-TtGlcSIsIUA", "text": "I'll still come here regularly, but...\n\nI went today and got my normal special (see previous review.) Unfortunately, the boss lady was there so I took the kimchi instead of switching it for noodles.\n\nI went outside to eat with my girlfriend. I notice that the kimchi's kind of sour, kind of weirder than it usually is. My girlfriend was in south korea for awhile, so I ask her about it... and meanwhile, this fruit fly lands on my kimchi.\n\n\"Go away, fly!\" It doesn't move.\n\"hey! this fucker is persistent!\" I poke it with my fork and it just kind of rolls over...\n\nbecause it's DEAD.\n\nThat's right ladies and gentlemen, the fly lands on my kimchi and DIES. I'm not sure that this is how one lives the kimchi dream.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Lb37hatAjI3fgHEh2lMNEw", "date": "2008-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yJolfEjSW2MzLiXjcDHpgQ", "text": "If you are a big meat eater you will love this place. I'm a normal American girl who tends to eat abnormally large portions of food, but at Steve's you just can't eat it all in one serving. When I was a broke college student, I would buy the Bar-b-que beef and have two big meals over 2 days ^_^. The quality has suffered a bit, but it still hits the spot and really fills you up. Plus, its open pretty late and takes card, a rarity in Berkeley. \n\nIts also a great first-Im kinda broke and don't really like the person-date lol, because its cheap, but when you eat in you get nice plates and tea.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_4U4jjuf1-aZX3_DEEN9JQ", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZoDaCOepKARmqoIy6Bh-6A", "text": "Cheap Korean BBQ. My friends seem to think this place is magical, but I do not see it.\n\nI find the food to be simply okay. It isn't too expensive though, which is a good.\n\nWith Top Dog across the street, I question why most don't simply go there.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eAHHBNO2_JJ6p7EDm5-k7A", "date": "2007-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "c39aCLOOdWV1bClE4hUjqw", "text": "I LOVE this place...\n\nI'm a BERKELEY grad and I had to go to Steve's at least once a week or once every two weeks.\n\nIt's marinated barbecue beef/chicken, or pork in LARGE quantities over rice w/a touch of vegetables and a very watered down version of kimchi that tastes more like sweet/sour radish.\n\nThe food's like 6-7 bucks but feeds enough for some to last 2 meals.  For people like me..it did not...it would last one meal =)\n\nIt's located in a food court in Berkeley that houses cheap ethnic food over every nationality.  The rest of them seem very manufactured and synthetic tasting.\n\nOn the contrary, at Steves, you get pretty good fast food style korean food w/that grilled charcoal flavor.  The grilled chicken to me has the best flavor and best bang for the buck.   \n\nIt's always tough for me to roll through Durant avenue, and have to decide between Steve's Korean BBQ, Top DOG, and the now defunct..LaVAL's pizza(the best pizza in the east bay bar-none..too bad no one will be able to realize that anymore).   Sometimes I would get ALL THREE at once!  THOSE WERE THE DAYS! and DAZE....(the food coma that ensued after).\n\nSteve's has price, quantity, flavor, bbq, and satisfaction.\n\nIf you go there, hit me up, and I'll meet cha there!  I need my Steve's fix!\n\nNOTE:  YOu know you've gone to Berkeley too long when the homeless panhandlers who hang around Durant Square start to know you on a first name basis.   \n\nWhen I was walking to Steve's w/this korean girl that I was dating who swore to me that she wanted to become a doctor SOLEY to help people in 3rd world countries...(Doesn't this sound like the worst kind of pageant answer???.couldn't POSSIBLY be for the MONEY, Notoriety, etc...THE.SAD thing is..she really thought she meant it).\n\nHere's how you can give miss pageant answerer rose colored glass looker, a dose of reality...\n\nWhile walking to Steve's..introduce yourself to Randy/Joe...the homeless guys and have them come over and give you a high five or hug (don't worry..they're pretty clean) and look at the look of horror on the face of the suburban overachiever azn girl w/3rd world pseudo-aspirations.  \n\nShe looked at me like \"um...do you KNOW him?\" (w/this look look of valley girl elitism).  \n\n\"yes..I know him.   By the way..you were saying about your charitable work in 3rd world countries?\"   \n\nhaha...gets them everytime.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KTJXAtoMAOe1zL-ZaXtNvA", "date": "2007-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "nC3J-wc4-2KBnwZFOVE-aQ", "text": "You want Korean but your friend wants Mexican?  How about Korean food cooked by Mexicans?  Steve's BBQ!\n\nSome people complain that this place is nasty because it doesn't taste like real Korean food.  It may not be authentic but a mound of extra fatty marinated short ribs over rice next to a few bean sprouts can only be a good thing.  Yes, it's not \"real\" korean food.  Yes, the kalbi seems to be extra fatty (lower quality).  Yes, the bean sprouts and kimchi suck.  Does that mean I should stop coming here?  By no means.\n\nIt's one of the pricier places at the Ghetto but they give you a lot of food.  The beef short ribs, spicy pork, bbq chicken are all pretty decent and come in mediocre quality and large quantities.  Some people like the bibibop but I haven't tried it.  I have to admit that I do feel kinda of gross after eating here.  Definitely not good for your health.  Bring some floss.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mKun9GlAjcsdyr3CC3Vv6w", "date": "2010-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "WQiLJIDXGUQDM03srUAbvQ", "text": "Steve, Steve, your skin is dark\nmuch more than any Kim or Park\nBut it's OK if your cooks aren't Asian\nbecause on the outside I'm Korean, but inside Caucasian\n\nOK, here's the deal, the kimchee is lacking, and the sprouts are \"eh\", but the meat over rice is tasty and they give you a lot!  My favorite is the Spicy Pork (#2), had the regular beef (#1) but found it lacking taste.  This place is one of those places where they may not be good at a lot of things, but the one or two things they have are solid.  \n\nPS: they give you extra spicy sauce (koju jang...I'm sort of Korean OK!) and so mix that in and you got yourself a winner whether it's meat plate #1 or #2 :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y35gHGquGM5lIVmaEtMZXQ", "date": "2010-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "aQzvVriJyH2GKcXGBfwWow", "text": "First off, if you're coming to this place expecting authentic Korean cuisine, don't.  Come to this place if you want carne asada + pseudo-kimchi in massive (and tasty) portions.  There's a reason I call this place Steve's Mexican BBQ.\n\nThis was pretty much my go-to spot when I was a student at Cal.  Cheap - check.  Quick - check.  Filling - check.\n\nI've really only cared about trying two dishes here: the BBQ beef and the BBQ chicken.  Both get the job done and are usually made well.  Douse the dish in their not-hot (but delicious) sauce, mix it all together, do a little dance, and you're set.\n\nThis place is also great if you're in a hurry.  It takes about 5 minutes to have your meal in-hand after ordering, and you can pretty much watch them make your food the whole time.  Having witnessed several of my meals being made, I can happily say that microwaving meat is not a critical step in the cooking process.  I am a simple man with simple tastes ... so thumbs up for that.\n\nOh, I almost awarded this place an extra star for the simple fact that the Korean cashier relays the order to the Mexican cooks in Spanish.  God, that's impressive.\n\n\"NUMERO UNO, NO KIMCHI!\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VRojHy7g5HRAFVZ6yE1cjQ", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "XbVbIIovhNetFL-WhxItSA", "text": "I'm surprised this place is getting some decent reviews as it was one of my least favorite spots in Durant Square.  The kimchee was pretty nasty to the point of erasing any good that could come from the rest of the food.\n\nPull the rip cord.\n\nMandarin House is right there.  Turn away from the darkness, walk towards Mandarin House.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1mdwR2US8Z_CBWYuFMWWNg", "date": "2008-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1zk72f4lSUUD1lPeETuUrQ", "text": "A lunch entree and a bottle of water cost me about $10.  Portion size is decent, but don't expect authentic Korean food... if you couldn't already tell by the name.  (My coworker brought me here, otherwise I never would have tried it.) Staff is definitely not Korean here.\n\nNo traditional pan-chan --- the little appetizer dishes --- here.  Kim chee is not spicy at all.  With your entree you get a little bit of kim chee and a pan-chan-like salad made of bean sprouts and sliced cucumbers.  I'm used to getting my meat separated from the rice, but they MIX it all together here, which I found a bit odd.  \n\nBut then again, a Korean place called Steve's is odd as it is! Again, food is edible but if you're looking for real Korean food, this isn't it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KYYFXHOeQUeo3qwBpUoZdw", "date": "2010-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2ApVt_DYDpeTkYcTNF8ShA", "text": "After an excruciating long day of working and STARVING in my research lab,  I like to let loose and splurge on a hefty meaty plate.  I go to Steve's!!\n\nDon't expect to get your daily serving of veggies here cause it's non-existent!  (Even If it's a dish with veggies, there aren't much veggies)  I typically stay away from the BBQ plates (even though the store is called BBQ).  The meat in those plates are usually dry and charred.  \n\nI'd go with the grilled meat plates with noodles.  Grilled meat is always nice and juicy.  I'm a big noodle fan.  I admit it's a little weird to have the noodle served on top of rice, but it's necessary.  The noodle and meat can get salty so the rice is the neutral supplement.  Also, the portion size is monstrous!!  Can easily be 2 meals, possibly 3 healthily portioned meals.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9-f6ZrFHw7hl1eJXKwqhBg", "text": "This is definitely my favorite place in the Asian Ghetto. I don't care what people say about the Mexicans working there. I went to a Korean place on Telegraph (Berkel Berkel) that was actually run by a Korean man and the food was terrible.\n\nI usually order #11, the Grilled Beef with Veggies. It's $8.11 with tax and easily serves as two meals.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3iVzhnbre92r0JklG8PuyQ", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aG5kfzSIb8AdB_3FcwZ7cg", "text": "Well let me begin by saying that this is my first review!!! I was contemplating on which restaurant to choose for my first review...and i decided on Steve's..it really got me into Asian food..so why not.. \n\nThe story begins back on a breezy late Saturday afternoon in 2001, a newbie, young freshman at CAL enjoying frat parties during the first week of school. Me and my high school homie decided to crash this Korean frat to try some Korean BBQ. After freeloading, i became a big fan of short ribs and BBQ beef...so we drink a whole lot and i wake up in some homie's dorm, the next morning... so then i have a choice, eat some raggedy ass dorm food or prowl around telegraph and venture out into something new, and different. \n\nSo now the homies and I start walking down telegraph, we decide to make a left on Durant because some of them wanted top dog. Halfway down the block we come across a small, pigeon infested village of several small Asian restaurants. So we decide to check it out. Once the pigeons cleared away as we walked through the village, near the end of the village, I see the sign...Steve's Korean BBQ. So we decide to check it out. I noticed the Hispanic cooks with loud ranchero music behind the counter, How bad could it be? I decided to order the BBQ beef, it was $7 with a 32 oz drink, well within my college budget. So i get my food, right, it smells so good, a bed of white rice with a mountain of perfectly seasoned beef, with a little kimchi and bean sprouts...i had picked a bad time to learn how to use chop sticks...I threw away the chopsticks and chomped my way through the mountain of food with a fork..I love to eat...and i eat at least 3 times a day...well not with Steve's, one meal is perfect for the rest of the day..I was going to Steve's every single weekend.. \n\nNow I'm an LA person so every time i go to SF or somewhere in the bay area...i have to stop at Steve's...and they still have the same Hispanic cooks!!! \n\nits great, its cheap, its a lot of food, its simple, an easy 4.5/5 stars", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3RLTS5xpVedGox6lQOdVhQ", "date": "2009-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AK5Ihn8ai1VsVMre8m855g", "text": "I think this is more of a 3.5 star place, but I'm rounding up because of the large portions.\n\nI almost always get the short ribs which comes out to $9 and change. They give you SO MUCH ribs, it's amazing. It comes with rice (obviously), kimchi and bean sprouts as well. There is  complimentary self serve hot tea and water too. \n\nI've also tried the beef plate and chicken plate. The beef is okay...portions are large, but it was a little dry. Nothing flavorful or its taste has nothing worth  mentioning. I won't get it again. The chicken was pretty good. If I feel like eating a (little) more healthy, I'd probably get chicken over short ribs.\n\nOverall, this is my go-to place for when I want to eat MEAT. Short ribs, especially.\n\nTIP: (relatively) clean bathroom here for customers!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2sKvON3YU5o59Z_N1vzsJw", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ARGgM3hbAweNgNM3SBFS-Q", "text": "I used to love Steve's as cheap and filling comfort food, but the quality has gone so downhill that I can't bring myself to go anymore (...and yet I still do, every few months or so when I've managed to forget how little I enjoyed it the last time). It was a good go-to place for me when all I wanted in the world was an enormous quantity of white rice and barbecue chicken, with some beansprouts on the side. However, my chicken has been pink the in the middle the last few times I've gone. Chicken is not supposed to be cooked to medium. People don't ask for chicken to be medium. It's wrong and it's scary. As for the quality of the meat, it was never fantastic but good enough. With the amount they gave you, there were bound to be a few bad pieces but more good than bad. I feel like the ratio has been shifting, and I've stopped coming.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2008-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CVRTm91gfLXwGOb20AD5vw", "text": "Hungry for meat? This is my default stop for a good meaty meal. I get the #4 short ribs and it never fails to satisfy my craving. I rarely try the other options on the menu because this is my favorite meal in all of the Asian restaurants in the Durant Food Court. Friends of mine have tried the others and have never been disappointed.\n\nService is quick and efficient, they cook it right when you order. Sometimes there's a line but it's always well worth it. Lots of tables to dine in.\n\nIf you don't like the sides (beans or kimchee) you can ask them to hold it and replace it with more plain rice instead.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ut-75LeXS5aYpLyGIpcxlw", "date": "2012-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DDzvFu4hfbf0ZBjARJuuKA", "text": "Huge servings.  And I mean huge.  But that's the only thing going for it.  Last time I was there involved bland meats and overcooked vegetables", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gER6BXQKeWcRUDKyjjIH-A", "text": "Nothing special and the prices are a little bit more expensive than other places at Asian Ghetto. The portions are big, but I thought the meat was pretty bland and overcooked.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rYJ-o5TwiEj7XMysXOU43A", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GmLU0_5F9WukkQJDu2Ji3g", "text": "I was NOT impressed with this place! I ordered the kimchi chigae, and what I got tasted like watered down kimchi, which was then heated up. Not good AT ALL. From what I ordered, the food didn't seem to be KOREAN so it was kind of weird. However, the place has great location in the Asian Ghetto, and if you're not looking for Korean, but you're looking for FOOD, then it's AAIIIGHHT.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "4H2Hl1_ZHFP_ZBz77BhQOA", "date": "2010-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h39dQT95okGEPtJyzjl2_A", "text": "Oh, Steve's Mexican BBQ\n\nTheir portions are huge for a decent price, but I wish they'd get some real kimchi and toss the bland bean sprouts for some japchae. Maybe they need a real Korean working there to tell them their banchan isn't authentic?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yk8wikxFmgxdRFlKR1nBDw", "date": "2010-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HyL_reFLe_MD_XpHiS4JeQ", "text": "I don't see what all the hubbub is about. This is sub par Korean BBQ, and on top of that, there isn't a Korean in sight. I don't think I've ever even seen \"Steve\" at this place, and based on that alone, if I had never eaten here before, it would probably deter me.\n\nI have eaten here once or twice, but it was nothing to brag about. Typical run-of-the-mill Korean BBQ, no zing, nothing to run home and tell my friends about. In the \"Asian Ghetto\", there are far more promising restaurants.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jdT7dGiTvsIXGhNDlTcTxw", "text": "Haven't quite figured out who Steve is, but there isn't anything special about this place. Overpriced dishes of meat, rice, and assorted vegetables sums up what you get from this place. The homemade hot sauce has a slight tinge of alcohol that I can't quite narrow down, but it could just be vinegar.\n\nIf you're in the mood for large amounts of grilled meat atop a bed of rice and a bean sprout salad with kimchi on the side, pay Steve's a visit.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L9xE1K0T93C2zCXHnqtKGw", "text": "It's a tad pricer than other places in the Asian Ghetto, but this place is your place if you want serious big bang for you buck in terms of a high food to price ratio. One order can easily be two meals. While it's not top notch quality or even that authentic, it's still tasty and filling. Everything tastes better with the spicy sauce too. The place is pretty big and spacious for a fast food joint, but you can definitely see the marks of age. Another good thing is that it's open late and one of the last places to close down in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o4o7FBPz1PvEDPx_ZzOZXQ", "text": "I am a vegetarian, so if you are a meat lover read this review with a bit of skepticism.\n\nSteve's Bar-B-Que is not very great.  The food is mediocre, at best.  And they don't even make a pretense of being a Korean restaurant -- I don't think that a single employee is even Asian.\n\nThat said, I know a few Koreans who like to eat here, and the food isn't that bad... but if you are craving Asian ghetto food, go to Thai Basil next door.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oaw9re3foAlMKB2yhzpTkg", "text": "Yes, it's not high-quality food, nor very healthy, but it's very very filling.  In other words, food for college students.  I personally liked their BBQ Short Ribs.  It's a little on the expensive side compared to the rest of the menu though.\n\nYou can substitute out the kimchee if you don't like it.  Free self-serve diluted tea and water is available as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-AMObvxH8MsWCiUAJu2iuw", "date": "2006-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PSZvCkA1wK_8MUmYLRUgng", "text": "If you are starving and like BBQ Beef, ribs, or chicken, this is the place for you. \n\nDon't try their soup, they are not worth it and taste below average.\n\nPros:\na big plate of BBQ beef/ribs/chicken and rice/ kimchi for $7-$8, Enough to make 2 averge females full. \nQuick.\nKimchi is alright.\n\nCons:\nSometimes the beef is not tender enough maybe overcook?\nIt gets really crowded on a school day during lunch time", "stars": 4, "user_id": "b46m-0uCf07pVOmbynolGw", "date": "2008-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SZFC6PvdJkjVbyMPqAORuA", "text": "The place, first of all, is not pleasant at all. They do try to make it look \"oriental\" by putting some random korean cultural decoration, but clearly, it doesn't cut. \n\nWhen you look in to a korean restaurant, one thing that you have too look first, \"banchan\". Which is the small varieties of side dishes that comes out with main dish. Their Kimchi is horrible. They don't use Asian winter cabbage, rather they use any store bought american cabbage that doesn't compliment a method that kimchi is made. Furthermore their marinade for the kimchi is poorly made, in return, you get bad kimchi. \n\nAlso their main chef, or should i say pretend cook, is non korean person, who is not familiar with traditional korean cooking method and spices.\n\nIn simple words, if you are korean, don't go (haha, get it?)\n\nIf you don't care about the taste or the origin of the cuisine and just wanna get full off of EXTREME PROTEIN heavy dish, maybe this restaurant is for you.\n\nLike the reviewer Michael T. said, the place is not cheap. But if you just want meat that tastes mediocre and is in disguise as a Korean cuisine, go ahead! Enjoy!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2Rx-PAEZhkblWy4LNW_DEw", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VY8fsDrBQs-wIMuDV5rFjQ", "text": "4/5 #yes.\n\nguilty pleasure. this is like going to bed without brushing your teeth - it's not good for you, but my goodness sometimes it happens.\n\nps. be a boss and mix up soy sauce and vinegar in their little to-go cups.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h3KpLypa9SZEw2ydFNC19Q", "date": "2012-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XG_hm2-AkaOlsa0AUSCUsg", "text": "Love it. My boyfriend and I took me here when we first started dating and it is still our spot 2 years later. We typically get the chicken and bbq pork then go to town. The hot sauce is soooo tasty, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CafLAWbB4LDgJohOamCc4g", "date": "2010-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xQsXEMa245j9slaYDTSYfg", "text": "Ugh ... this place is not real Korean BBQ. They should really call this place \"Steve's cheap meat and rice\" ... go to Gonmaru north side.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dJAoG82CBmiKc3Nb2YfQdw", "date": "2006-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YAAQOiFN63LXf45Ii1pZJQ", "text": "\"Steve\" needs to expand his business. One of the better Korean BBQ joints I've been to besides Yummy's, Tasty's & Dong Yang, which are all in Honolulu. Besides the taste, they serve it in \"Hawaiian fashion\" and pile generous portions onto your plate. The Kimchee is good enough and service is friendly. I'm just trying to figure out how \"Esteban\" learned how to cook Korean food... lol", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W1QxwIMGofpu967q_typlw", "date": "2007-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yNJZaMZBbUHm9ZQVoPxzkQ", "text": "Probably the best short ribs around if you don't care about your health.  When I was a kid this place was fantastic but now that I'm all grown up and know better, the amount of fat on the ribs is kind of off-putting.  Decent sized portions though, so if you're hungry and looking for some fast and tasty Korean BBQ, I'd definitely recommend Steve's!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pHUAZ53qwA_ka07s77Q0Rg", "date": "2012-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z0OC0Fj5MPmRVJ9xshf9GQ", "text": "tons of food, decently cooked, and very cheap, but the pickled vegetables and kimchi are kind of rancid tasting. it's not really the kind of korean food i was expecting.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2009-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eH5Dhj0hCagqf0-N5nb4HA", "text": "Even though Steve's is really not considered authentic Korean bbq it still has a place in my heart. you either hate it or love it. i like it b/c the portions are huge and the price is sooo cheap for korean bbq. also, i order a spicy beef soup (yuk-gae-jang) which steve actually makes himself in a shady place in the back of the restauarant. for some reason though, i like the way he makes it better than more expensive korean restaurants. the service is also fast.\nthe decor  isnt all that great but it is just a place to grab a good hot meal and then quickly leave for class. \nthe bad thing is that i hate their kimchi. that kimchi is not korean, i do not know wut the hell it is. also, the gochu-jjang sauce is not exactly what i know is gochu-jjang sauce. otherwise, if youre on the college student budget then i recommend steve's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oFmmwBJZY4Rtt7GM1_Y7TA", "date": "2007-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "I4vIE07QnlphEykHuoRUmg", "text": "Ahh Steve's, how I love the heaping piles of BBQ beef and incredibly quick service...\n\nDefinitely a frequent visitor to Steve's when I want a simple all-meat-no-veggie to-go meal. I've been known to get the #1 whenever I have BBQ beef cravings at Cal.  It's simple, has tons of meat and rice, is under $10, and there's a bit of bean sprouts and kimchi as well.\n\nWhen I'm feeling like I do need veggies but still want some beef, I go with the bi bim bap, which is usually a huge portion of food (kimchi, spinach, sprouts, egg, etc) but very good when hot. That one can usually last a couple meals, which is great for the college budget.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xiBGreimmO1XYqznZIwv1w", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "i-Hw6R7mSJiil4phYH2YcQ", "text": "Dang!  As crazy cheap and good as I remember it.  I used to eat at Steve's when I was a poor college student and now that I'm all-growns-up, I still get my Korean on as an old dude among kids at the Food Court.  This place is actually a 3.5 stars.\n\nFood = 4.  The kalbi is awesome, the bi-bim-bap too.  You can get either for about $8.00 and you leave very full and satisfied.  The food could be spicier but they have bottles of spicy sauce available (which isn't the same as if the food had been cooked with spices).  \n\nService = 2.  You order at the counter and the cooks turn the food out quick-style.  Even when the place is busy, you get your food within a  few minutes.\n\nAtmosphere = 2.  Remember folks, this place is in the Durant Food Court.  Steve's is probably the cleanest joint in the entire place but still not immaculate.  You don't go to Steve for ambiance.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JbSECBY-RBW0YVysLxpcaA", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WLyDnpbY72RVX8mlPR3Cjw", "text": "If I weren't Korean and knew what Korean food truly tasted like, I might give this a 4.  It is tasty, and the portions are HUGE, but I just can't shake my innate Korean-ness.  Still, two solid meals on $6 can't be beat.  The kimchee is like orange non-spicy barely-pickled cabbage, which is a total turnoff for me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kxGmX1lBXJAv-4mI_QduWg", "date": "2006-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "jyYtpS5u5a_otBNveELL5g", "text": "Eww. I should of known from the name I was not going to be satisfied with this place. Steve's Korean BBQ? More like Steve's yucky food in a box. I ordered veggie bi bim bap. Now how in the hell can you mess up rice, veggies, and an egg? Well, it's possible. Rice was cold, hot sauce was bland, and the veggies seemed a couple of days old.\n\nUpside. It was insanely cheap. $5.00. Will probably not go back though, as I type this, I'm developing a bad food related headache.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pEzr3C08XhLACcVKI1pYPA", "date": "2008-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "YfkERQaRvqy2wxapLpxiAw", "text": "cheap korean eats for students on a budget....if anything, it'll get the job done.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sm9eRNiXNDx77Eg9G474fg", "date": "2006-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "dGvoVq7njseqJaS8wAKOvg", "text": "Man, there's something so addictive about that red sauce. Every time I eat here, I just spray that shit all over my food like there's no tomorrow. Just hosing the meat down like I'm the mayor of Red Sauce Town. You smell what the Rock is cooking?\n\nBut no, the food is great. One plate can seriously feed like two mouths. And it's quality BBQ too! If you order the short rib combo plate, be prepared to use up a environmentally-dangerous quantity of napkins.\n\nSeriously, you'll be hacking rain forests down like a Republican with the amount of napkins you'll need.\n\nIt's that much food.\n\nBut all in all, I love Steve's although he's never around no more. Where did he go? It's always the two goofy Mexican guys. Those guys crack me up. They're always playing Mexican music which is funny because it's a Korean restaurant.\n\nBut who's complaining? Good food, good people, gotta love this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gkZWNguyfJdSrZAwoOeT0A", "date": "2008-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pf2Wat4rK7I7VuYKhfMhBQ", "text": "What to know:\n\n-It's obviously not authentic Korean BBQ (duh)\n-That having been said, don't expect much.\n-The portions are big\n-The prices aren't necessarily cheap\n-But again, the portions are big\n-Sometimes the rice is too mushy\n-Meat and rice = what's not to like?\n-Meat and rice = needs variety\n\n\nIf you like lots of grilled, half-assed-marinated-but-still-decently-tasting meat and large scoops of rice, Steve's is your place. I'll come here once every blue moon, but it is definitely not a place worth frequenting more than once every couple of months.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4HmE49z0XV6ugRks3mtnsQ", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ozFDKsdrUVQXEuTwXgb1jQ", "text": "My freshman year a korean friend of mine said that Steve's isn't \"real korean bbq.\"  Well of course he's right - the place is staffed entirely by mexicans - but does it matter?  \n\nThe place doesn't make the cut for reasons other than authenticity; a restaurant doesn't need to be authentic, it just has to taste good, damn it.  The only good thing here is the \"bulgogi\" - and I use that term loosely, they just call it \"BBQ Beef\" - and the mysterious chili-paste that they put in ketchup containers.   Use it liberally; it's not very spicy but it sure is yummy.  \n\nThe rest has been pretty sub-par in terms of flavor and price.  The kalbi is pretty ridiculous; the smallest meat to bone ratio I've ever seen, I know any of my korean friends would be outraged.  The bibimbap is cold and bland, and the spicy pork stimulates your bowels more than it does your palette.  The worst part is just pure variety; I think there is barely 20 or so dishes on their entire menu, with only a few of them being passable.  \n\nIf you're looking for a good korean fix, Toust in rape alley (or whatever that's called...Sather lane?) and Koryo on telegraph are better bets.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RqDYp0kYx9g8f96lzSfj6Q", "date": "2009-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ur-DMJq0Rx-yLQHrngLQIw", "text": "I wish I could give them 1.5 stars, because the volume of food is good, but the value isn't worth 2 stars in my book.  I've gone here, probably 5 times, while I was a student and have never really been happy with their food.  Granted Korean BBQ, if you do it the right way, will be pricey, but this place is funky, even for the Asian Ghetto. \n\nThe meat is really dry and tastes unmarinated (translation: overcooked). Slap in some supremely sour kimchee and bean-sprout namuru.  Also, stuff yourself with boatloads of rice and you've got a meal there.  The volume is great for what you pay, especially in the Berkeley area.  I never finished my food and you'll probably have left-overs to leave for the local dwellers.\n\nAside from the poor taste in food, what repeatedly turned me off was the staff.  When I went in the summer, there was a shirtless hairy-chested man grilling my food. He also served the rice on my plate and handled my cash.  Happened twice while I attended summer school and that was the end of me going there.  Imagine if this store was in a place where it actually got hot during summer: game over.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mWAZm-vaNZegD92gOqw-og", "date": "2008-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5qBzI4d09J3TXLnzvFmXsA", "text": "ughhhhhhhhh....\n\nSo my buddy takes me here and I figure ill settle for something not so unhealthy.  That would leave me to ordering \"grilled\" chicken and rice with veggies.  Why is it when I get the  plate full of rice topped with meat sparingly is it drenched in oil?  on a whats supposed to be grilled dish.  If I wanted chicken and rice soup with the oil as a broth I would make it myself.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 18, "useful": 18, "funny": 18}, "review_id": "rJxjeMOjk8EiJXgVggg0TQ", "text": "Is it my palate or the fact that Steve is not physically there anymore? Everyone has a go-to place where no one particularly loves. It's like having a security blanket for my palate where the most perverse form of nostalgia and ceaseless craving erupts mysteriously unexplained. Somehow Steve's is that place for me whenever I'm away from the Bay Area. \n\nFirst and foremost, I dream about the rich sticky steamed rice smothered by charred chicken pieces with brunt fat trimmings to give off a low down dirty smoky carcinogenic flavar. It is this place where I would take a bite of that soggy lifeless kimchi so I can relearn the fact that it's the nastiest thang e-v-e-r. I also can't say enough about the bulgogi that didn't seem to have a hint of marinate or a plate of kalbi that has more bones than substance. How about the semi-sweet pickled bean sprouts that is boring tasteless to a fault but also something I always wished to have more of. Go figure.\n\nSteve's is a big contradiction for my palate and the perpetual mystique despite the dingy straight laced ambiance. Somehow this rosy, overly romanticized urge wilted during my latest chicken plate. It was just not the same anymore as the security blanket didn't seem as wholesome and comforting as the previous finger sucking endeavors. Maybe something else has finally taken its place but the lack of a better taste can also give anyone a cool-off awakening. Can't completely let go, 3 stars for the latest experience. Eventually I will return and hopefully the magical spark will reappear, somehow.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0juzbrgcLHqobdK-OZAyiw", "date": "2009-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3BmdAIRLS7Cq5l1tw3jkYw", "text": "This review is based on experiences 7-8 years old. I looooooooooved Steve's BBQ in undergrad.  Huge portions at a relatively decent price and it was Korean BBQ!  My favorite at the time was the spicy pork and I also really liked their pickled bean sprouts.  I remember trying other things there (the BBQ chicken is okay), but all that I can remember now is their spicy pork.  I've moved on to bbq'ed spareribs as a preference now, but I'll always appreciate Steve's relative cheapness and its kindness to my wallet and tummy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jpq1pHiNSYg0zC1XW4Pcvg", "date": "2009-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4vlb87XWyUd8jBy8Nv1E0w", "text": "This place is not very authentic but it serves a good portion. Meat is overcooked and just wasn't hearty enough to satisfy my korean carving. \n\nI wish I can write a better review. I have been here twice and it's been consistent of 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S92qxT4XDchn25FcCzetbw", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9k24KPakB9ubbKf4ApSphw", "text": "Don't come here much anymore but once in awhile I have a craving and come here to get some spicy pork bbq over rice. It always brings me back to my college days when I was so poor having Steve's was a luxury. \n\nI even love their sides of kimchee and Korean spiced bean sprouts. They give you pretty large portions but I am usually still hungry when I finish. That's no fault to them, it's because I'm huge. \n\nI finally met the owner several years after I graduated college because he and his family went to the same church I attend. I was like, \"What the hell, your dad owns Steve's BBQ!!!!! Hook it up girl!\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ez5IUm4VkgWnZbay_jWZeA", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ahSu-6-7HQ386l4an7KfuQ", "text": "$1 to double the amount of korean bbq on your plate bought me in but after this, all I know is Steve sure ain't Korean. \n\nThe food definitely didn't taste korean. The bulgogi wasn't that flavorful, a bit bland honestly. The sides were meh and the meat was meh. It was just a lot of it, which I guess in a college town is all that matters. They were nice enough to let us move the chairs around to outside.\n\nI hear all the places in Asian Ghetto are about equal but at the price point it sure doesn't feel very asian or very ghetto. I've had cheaper in Austin for better taste, asian food wise.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nK6zJZUDvDlLdbgL_EdI_Q", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AXqwV2sRZWUsWmin2s_IYw", "text": "Big portions, tastes okay, and a good deal...\nGot the bi bim bap with beef and it was SO MUCH FOOD! Definitely something to eat as a starving student. The food isn't authentic Korean food, but it's doable.\n\nThey were also pretty quick with cooking the food. Don't know how clean the place is though... it looked a little run down.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CGRkejdGiNtvX-lhcOFUZQ", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cw-DG594NC270GB1p2Ld7g", "text": "To be honest, overall this place deserves 3 stars. But because of it's Grilled Noodles (w/ beef or chicken), it get's 4 stars. \n\nDo not get anything else but this entree at this restaurant in the Ghetto. It comes w/ kimchee, rice, and chow mein like noodles with your choice of meat... aboslutely delicious! Add some of that hot sauce on, and you're set!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KVoYCx8tvlxxAqEi2jZ5fA", "date": "2010-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dctmm2tr0MNhKNlIpwtOWg", "text": "spicy pork please! the flavor on the pork is really special, once you taste it your going to crave it. But be for warned, if you get the chicken or the beef that flavor won't be there. five stars for the pork (even if their is some connective tissue, easy to pick out.) Other meats are just average in my opinion, except the always delicious spareribs.\n\nCheap and they have hot tea for free!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1KuoSc_RXPTYDqtJ4JdY9A", "date": "2012-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FhmblLLgxsggdaDxkcFztQ", "text": "Affordable and they definitely give you a big portion. Always crave their bbq, #1 or #2", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HUBcj0jce42AU4f-FyEoGw", "date": "2008-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nSL8gWzom2_QcqSUKjT2GQ", "text": "cheap good korean food which is hard to come by (why aren't there any korean restaurants to fill the void between the cheap ones and the expensive ones?).  The BBQ pork is my favorite.  They should really do something new with all the space they have though.  Could be a lot more comfortable.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dGdi_LNTgZfS2v6839xMZA", "date": "2006-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oTGakq7IuWH7MzZNUqQoIQ", "text": "omygod, super duper fatty meat. :X", "stars": 2, "user_id": "edvxFqaTuqVdstoMHh0z2A", "date": "2008-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q7bkC1a_Duw8u8HJixuaDw", "text": "I forgot how cheap you can eat at a students' joint. \n\nHuge Bibimbap for $ 7 ... would have been great if it was warmer.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "63SQPROZ48xwGUb2LloFQA", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qdTQIx7aNLa6bbH8IEdI1Q", "text": "When I was 18, this was the ONLY place to eat at Berkeley other than Top Dog.\n\nWhen I was 21, this was the ONLY place to eat at Berkeley other than Top Dog.\n\nWhen I was 25, Steve's was still pretty good but I've been spoiled by the finest KBBQ spots in Los Angeles\n\nWhen I was 30, maybe I didn't care as much as I did before but I thought Steve's BBQ downgraded quite a bit, the quality of their meat was not as good as I remember.\n\nNow, I only go there if Top Dog is closed or the line is 38 people deep, and Top Dog is never closed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "s4O8baEyijx68SOrz668rg", "date": "2010-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T8Izg6yncPZCjYIu1tTskQ", "text": "Granted I am fully aware that this is not authentic Korean grub but since I was introduced to it by my best friend Mikey who is Korean it should at the very least get a yelp. I honestly have cravings for Steve's and when I do get a chance to have it I am more than happy. The short ribs plate is the kind of thing I lust over at odd hours of the night. I realize that next to the great cuisine of Mrs. Um this is nothing but after some beers on a weekend night...spot on.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8rvcxDWZ0FFRRsK-Ey6TBA", "date": "2007-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tEaKr_P1GU-6DpwurvM27g", "text": "Fast, cheap and satisfying Korean BBQ. I always ask for my food to go (even if I eat it there) because the portions are so huge. I love the bibimbap. The kim chee is okay, not as good as other places, but really what can you expect for a high volume, inexpensive Korean place geared towards students?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ml9EY3cA-8np9D9h5v9sqA", "date": "2007-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tLadXDngy1JCab6O3cP2sw", "text": "If you are a stickler for authentic Korean BBQ this is not the place for you, but if you're a poor college student looking for an extremely filling meal for under $10, this is the place to go. Whether you get the beef, pork, or chicken you will get a mountain of meat, rice, kimchi, and bean sprouts. My favorite is the #2, spicy pork. They also serve up your meal quickly, so this is a good place for people in a rush. This is definitely one of my go-to's in Berkeley, but not necessarily because of the quality but because of the quantity.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "t0oG_WsVBJSKS5DQtStK-A", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UClQpi2PUiLRJHSDyaIbXg", "text": "When we crave Korean BBQ and in the Berkeley area visiting my parents or hanging out in the area, this is where we go.  It's definitely an older location that has been there for years on end and of course places like this could use a little remodeling and could use a little more cleaning.  Although, I doubt that a remodel would ever happen.  However, their food never fails!  You barely ever see the manager of the place here.  What you will see is a bunch of Mexicans who will cook up your Korean BBQ for ya and a whole lotta college students chillen in this small place and \"the village.\"  You will find that Steve's Korean is smack dab in the middle of a village of other food choices such as Vietnamese, Thai, etc.  \n\nMy favorite here would be the bbq beef platter either for there or to go.  I always ask for extra bean sprouts and kimchi and they hook it up like nobody's business.  I've always tried their grilled noodle dish, which is quite delish as well.  Their Kalbi dish is bomb too, but be sure to have floss with you because that stuff will for sure get all up in your teeth.  \n\nPrices are legit and the amount of food is perfect!  For $8-9 bucks per plate, I can't complain.  Of course I love the location even more because I can go next door to Sweetheart Cafe and pick up a boba drink to enjoy with my plate from here.  I gotta say, get your grub on!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MyRkSyp5BwHqfu58FZ6Iyw", "date": "2012-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VW9pKTWf121tnqJq39xQNA", "text": "One of my favorite places in the UC Berkeley area!  I've only gotten the #1 from here, and I've never had a reason to switch.  It's delicious, gives you a ton of meat and lots of rice (a savior for a rice-deprived dorm student like me), and is close to campus.  They give you your food really fast, too. \n\nOverall:  YUMMY.  You get the bang for your buck! ...Hm, maybe that's not the right saying..... Anyways, basically if you like marinated meat and lots of rice, this is the place to go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kVwvb9vW0sPBGryY8slB-w", "date": "2012-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zjtfqbIPTnqExDaKj0eKmA", "text": "Although I graduated in 2005, when I visit Berkeley (usually twice a year), I make sure to check into Steve's BBQ for some short ribs! They're not overly marinated so the meat flavor goes though, and you get a pound or so of meat for $8! Are you kidding me? \n\nI wish there was a Steve's BBQ in Palo Alto, so that I could go there everyday. \n\nI think when I was actually at Berkeley, I didn't realize how good of a deal this place was... I mean in San Jose, you get similar quality of meat, over marinated (too salty, can't taste meat, etc) for quadruple the price (for the same amount).... Enjoy this awesome food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b8NZJ-C-CT6mi568-tFGOw", "date": "2012-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "b37nGO1Ot1RDb6Z0FZR0CA", "text": "I don't care if it isn't really authentic Korean.  I don't even care that most of the cooks are not even from the right hemisphere.  All I know is that for $6 I am going to get a huge plate full of delicious meat, and I love it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fWQmZn7RuirrZRYMtkqP4Q", "text": "I've come to Steve's BBQ a lot...and I have no complaints. \n\nThe staff are friendly and the service is quick. Most of the time I get the BBQ short ribs...yum! The pork is pretty good as well. \n\nI didn't give it 5 stars because sometimes the short ribs were more fatty than meat and/or the other dishes were good, but not as yummy.. \n\nAnother great thing is that they take credit cards :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a7kDZYeNBAMapWLHjaVCMg", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_iLJPGdELfzPAYSaQE13nA", "text": "I do not understand all the hype about this place...seriously, the food is not that delicious. While portions are quite large, the meat quality is lacking and often overcooked and oversauced (yes, it's not a word, I am literate, this is Yelp, get over it). The portion-to-money ratio plus the fact that the food is palatable gives it three stars, but I'd much rather trot over to Berkel Berkel for their slightly smaller, slightly cheaper, but much tastier offerings.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gAA-Jif3SO5bjHeuI57_vQ", "date": "2007-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kn9Lrf7JHFWHZvm89X8Nmg", "text": "It's pretty hard to find decent korean food here at berkeley, and while steve's probably lacks the authenticity/home-cooking that some might look for, it gets the job done for me simply by virtue of the portion sizes offered.   The plates are HUGE.  I personally don't care that I've never seen a single korean behind the counter.  The mexican workers are friendly and they awesome short ribs -- and even if you don't think the short ribs they'll undoubtedly satiate your hunger.  \n\nSteve's takes card, making it one of the more convenient places to grab a bite within asian ghetto if you're out of cash.  It's a tad expensive though, about 7-9 dollars for a meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Kqb02lWgIliV9ToiU4p6SA", "text": "Came here for the first time finally!  FYI, I am in my 4th year at UCB, but I NEVER went to Steve's.  Reason?  The pictures they post outside of their food are...not appetizing.  I think they at least retake their pictures to make it more enticing...\n\nAnyways, finally went with a friend because I was craving korean short ribs.  Definitely got my fix, but only in terms of quantity.  It is a LOT OF FOOD.  But it's not cheap for korean short ribs (ALMOST $10!!!).  Plus, the sides are only kimchi and a mediocre bean sprout \"salad\".  The short rib was okay, not that flavorful but I was happy it wasn't overdone.\n\nI'll probably not come back...next time I have my Korean fix, I'll try elsewhere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3eNXSh82_4UThqhJBwkrbA", "date": "2011-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vdBoKfptSwuW0KyYwOqJNw", "text": "My kimchi was soggy and had zero crispness last Friday night... wtf?! But my kalbi was the bomb, like usual!\n\nNot Steve's fault but kick all them stinky hippie bums outta the asian ghetto entrance... It's like walking through an invisible musty curtain of funky BO. Isn't there a tree to live in or something you have to handcuff yourself to in protest? GTF outta here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zV4SB8GGlU_eXcBniXl6BQ", "date": "2010-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "w2CrSuDJpCW6-t6PwjudVQ", "text": "Pretty good for the price. The portions are huge!! \nMy friends and I came there for dinner and it was hellaa filling. There were three of us, and we couldn't even finish 2 plates. \nThe meat was yummy, and the kim-chi wasn't so spicy (which I personally liked!) .\nThe person who took our order was nice too, so there's nothing to complain about. \nAlthough, their interior could use a little bit of an update - but then again, it IS in the asian ghetto ..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KpIkTXSiYFwSR1HZPMadlg", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "avk_X5hDScenm-UfWQzOug", "text": "I'm sure the history channel will help substantiate my hypothesis within the year, but to give you a teaser, I have some preliminary evidence that God made Adam and then Steve's Korean Barbecue immediately afterwards. \n\nWhy? Let's first take a look at the food. Each meat plate packs about 100 grams of protein, 150 of carbs, and some double digits of fats - the perfect macronutrient composition for the developing stud. This place is practically a scientifically-engineered pimp factory. There is no doubt that Steve's is the premier case study for the nutritional sciences department and thus heavily subsidized, all the better for our manly needs.\n\nSecond, any frequent eater will notice that patrons here are consistently 90% male. Is this bad news? No! Brothers, how else can we consume our fortified meal with complete concentration and diligence? All that perfume, female aroma, and exposed thigh would simply trick us into satiety and lead to muscular atrophy, no different from the excessive partnered cardio we receive in 'exclusive relationships', a devious trick invented to deplete us of the energy and charisma necessary to conquer further damsels. \n\nSo, let us rejoice in this fraternal haven that is Steve's, and hopefully, in our festivities, we won't develop a preference for male company during it all.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LoaVWjJrqHVhohmafeNtAg", "date": "2008-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0KNBrucCePEu2PY_XVO_zA", "text": "If you like meat and lots of it, you should try this place out. The short rib plate gives you a generous amount of  ribs along with rice, kimchi, and sprouts. Oy! I could've eaten myself into a food coma, but I was good about it. And the line for the register built up right after my friends and I placed our orders. No worries though, because they were up in only a few minutes. The prices have gone up slightly, but portion size makes up for it. Will I try to come back here? Most definitely.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jsRjSlPZ67OR4YEgoucbtg", "date": "2008-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "37iI92OyZ7f2rvzdZRP2JA", "text": "Steve's is an absolute staple anytime I'm around the UC Berkeley campus. A visit to the neighborhood is never complete without getting my fix in from the Asian ghetto. How could you complain when a meal is hot, fresh, and about $8! You just can't! Making it even more mind boggling is the fact that the place is run completely by the most proficient Korean-cooking Mexican crew to ever live on this Earth. I'm a fan of #31, Beef Bebimbap and I normally don't look at any other items. The bulgogi beef is always flavorful and is super delicious with the spinach, sprouts, carrots, radish and of course, the creme de la creme, the FRIED EGG! Over the years, I have grown to love Steve's and I've always come back to get my quickstyle bebimbap fix.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lvydy9YebJr_qz3_helliw", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5fbTW34Z9p3vNIjFDnF6yQ", "text": "Dude, I love beef. I really do. So when you can get kai be served hot on a plate of rice and with those Korean style bean sprouts relatively late at night... then... I love that place as well. \n\nAnd it's where I had my first MTV reality show person sighting. I saw Yes sitting on a stool waiting for his food to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K1lkv1Zpnzsl3n08Zv04kg", "date": "2006-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8FghuO1ejllqhVEYHVr23Q", "text": "STEVE'S MEXICAN BBQ.  hahaha...that's what u'd guess the place would be called if u looked inside and saw the very non korean chefs.  i haven't been here all too often but it's definitely worth a try.  it's one of the famous berkeley landmarks and it's been here for a long time.  \n\ndef get a meat dish.  don't come here for the soup.  the bi bim bop looks not bad either.  finish the night with some boba from a couple doors down.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SX_SMrddkDU5dySbsZMu9A", "date": "2008-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A38DTjCgVuIQ6zaUNydNSw", "text": "I'm going to skip right to the food part of this review, so all I have to say about the restaurant itself is that it is in the Durant Food Court (AKA Asian Ghetto) so restaurant itself can be best described as functional. Not super clean, not disgusting either. Take from it what you will.\n\nThis place can be viewed in one of two ways. From a Korean like me, I would say its an embarrassment to the Korean BBQ name. I'm sure the point has already been belabored here over and over, but I feel obligated to repeat again that Steve's really isn't true Korean BBQ. The food initially starts off actually tasting pretty good, but about 1/2 through it, the ratio of fat to meat really starts making the whole deal taste nasty. This is especially true of the short rib Kalbi dish. The kimchi is made of low quality cabbage and tastes like over-vinegared nonsense. The bean sprouts are pretty good though. I've tried all the BBQ meat dishes, and nothing really saves the day. I haven't been convinced or motivated to try the rest of the menu (soups and other rice dishes), so I can't comment on those, although from the reviews already here, I see that I'm not missing much.\n\nHowever, you can judge this place through a more general lens as well. Although the food's quality is kind of suspect, the do give a TON of it. Throughout my entire undergrad career at Berkeley, I would say that this is one of the places that is among the top of giving you the most MASS of food per DOLLAR. Given that the food actually does somehow pass as edible and is quite filling (AND will most likely leave you leftovers for another meal) this is the only mitigating plus Steve's possesses.\n\nI would recommend this place for the starving college student who can't be choosy about how to fill his hungry stomach. Or for the undiscerning person who just wants to get full. Otherwise, if you can afford to make a choice, I would stay far away. Its a shame that there aren't any other Korean BBQ places close to the Berkeley campus that are good alternatives.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "btOLCfstsc_RyDj3yB8Obw", "text": "This place rocks. Huge plate of Korean grilled beef or chicken with excellent kim-chi, marinated sprouts, and rice for hella cheep. One of the food treasures of the Telegraph area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WnZqwavsHQ4TyMq_g_q4Tw", "date": "2006-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GV-8WG9ATyNhmv-HYQO0uw", "text": "My boyfriend forced me to come again...and it was actually good this time! The meat was nicely cooked and flavorful. Apparently, the secret is to tell the cook not to burn the meat. Who knew?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YAG90mceVFQLdvl4wndvQg", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iQ5ffjwqYducJ-ldfo6QsA", "text": "awesome BBQ. I can't say that I know authentic Korean BBQ but this place is great nonetheless.This place is a meat lover's heaven, the portions are absolutely massive, and well worth your money. I usually order the BBQ Beef with Veggies, its about 6.75 and comes with kimchee and a yummy side of sprout salad. A bit on the greasy side but who the hell goes to a BBQ joint expecting to eat healthy anyway?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u51U0I1DXOXWPGmT4kfqGg", "date": "2007-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MO1GXna0yY6zp7U1-uHjXQ", "text": "honestly not the best, or should i say, not at all traditional bbq. \nBUT, it does get the job done when i am hungry after a work out and need protein. \n\nI always go with the chicken and 2 eggs. \n\nin and out within 10 minutes and for under 9 dollars", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p2Aja97gYlsJGuBxdD3-0Q", "date": "2008-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nk0ipseXD3BRQCh2IHsZhA", "text": "Very filling portions, albeit with average-quality meat. A meal runs you $6-$7. Don't try the soups unless you're with a friend - you'll never finish it, it's pretty dull, and it feels like a side order. Also, their hot sauce isn't that great. More sweet than spicy.\n\nCome here for a quick, cheap Korean food while listening to Mexican music.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2005-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pvdeijLuQhlyWnm6NtGPyg", "text": "So I've heard jokes like this is like Steve's Mexican BBQ rather than Steve's Korean BBQ, and only tried this place last year. Surprisingly, it's not so bad. I love their Dak-gu-i (BBQ chicken, I think) - not because it's like a korean dish, but more because it reminded me of Shaslik, a dish I had in Kazakhstan. For those who know what that is, seriously, it's SUPER similar. Also, they make Cabbage Kimchi that's different from the usual Kimchi (which is made from Napa Cabbage). Some might not like it because it taste different, but I've had those kind of things when I was a kid, so it actually gave me nostalgia. Weird, I know. \nAnyway, they give a lot of rice, and even though sometimes they burn the chicken a little too much, it's a place I'd go when I'm really hungry and I want korean food, fast. They're usually not that packed, so your order comes out pretty soon.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wjhtsakYuglCXwPaUFN4-g", "text": "Gosh, its been awhile since I've have a Steve's number one combo... with their homemade sweet chili sauce. Its not the best Korean food in the world but it sure tasted good when I was a \"starving\" student. I'd go back just for the heck of it... for old times sake!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LgdmczjO47SjwwTrAjqJcw", "date": "2006-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YyHTXFHbGuKx6jj-wrjnSA", "text": "We actually walked into the little restaurant area there to go to the Ramen place next door, but saw the Korean BBQ and that sounded better so we walked in. I ordered the chicken soup with side of rice, with a moderate spiciness.\n\nSO GOOD. I was pleasantly surprised and they were not cheap on the chicken and fresh veggies thrown into the mix. \n\nI would definitely go back sometime, but if you are going you have to know it is kind of a whole in the wall kind of place. You are going for a lunch type divey- korean bbq, not a fancy date kind of place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ANWDEvPUmz_ffotigdfZhw", "date": "2012-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zIIz-09efHrZAu0bSNx88A", "text": "The Berkeley alumnus in me still has cravings for cheap, good Korean food from Steve's. Get it to go if you're not super hungry because portions are huge. If you ask nicely, they'll sell you a little tray of japche too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Et3W7DkdohCaKnzWFliyGg", "date": "2008-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1VTewe3zIkj66nR0lf0-3g", "text": "My trip to the Asian Ghetto begins here. I will forget the previous attempts in the past.   I introduced my coworker to this place. I had the bbq squid. It was good as I had them make it with no oil. So plus to that.  The squid was tender and easy to chew.  The minus would be for the bean sprouts and kim chee.  The bean sprouts was flavorless and the kim chee was not spicy.  A good cheap Korean place to go to when near the campus and does beat Sorabol in Emeryville. Only because they have the bbq squid, sorry my good ole stand by. But if you want good Korean food, head down to Koreatown in Oakland.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "__05rytNjsye9MBhqB0DMA", "date": "2010-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "23t4dBgB7cduRGV4SO1_9Q", "text": "best hole-in-the-wall korean bbq place!! it's cheap and they give huge portions!! the food got me through my marathon studying sessions. one bbq order would last me for two days.\n\nbbq pork is the best! nommmmmmmmmmmmmnomnom *drooooool", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1ARD0462wLtliY5PJXay0Q", "date": "2010-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2zscWAOcAUdKkVCoomWz3A", "text": "I used to live in the dorms down the street from the Asian Ghetto.  Steve's is one of my all time favs for cheap eats in the Bay Area.  Love the large portions, cheap price, fast service, and free hot tea.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MJx4laCbLVgZuYRjmEW6QA", "date": "2009-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4Qq5YYRJyLZvLaw5eobp1w", "text": "YEEEE.  Need a meat fixing?  COME HERE!  The portions are HUGE, and I always have meat and rice left over!  The short ribs are delicious (for a college student), although they could be a little more lean/less fatty, but their chicken fried noodle with veggies is another of my favorites!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6S1oN0GOn2Ahac5eRHgYyw", "text": "this place is only intended for college students who need an alternative to dc food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9loam2bYEy0YnHuCLLJykA", "text": "This is not authentic Korean food.  Just to get that out of the way...\n\nThat being said, I love this place.  I used to go here all the time when I was in college.  It certainly contributed to my Freshman 15 (or 50, but who's counting?).\n\nNow that I've moved back to the area, I come here every now and then for the great food.  While it's not authentic, it's still quite good.  I always get the short ribs as I think that's the best.  It's fatty, greasy, and really hits the spot.  Try a fried egg or if you're especially hungry go for the extra meat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a6_LEr9yd34_QZhbE2J55A", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9VY0aMSnVC_B0oZm84kimg", "text": "Steve's is worth the trek all the way over to the \"asian food ghetto\" (aka Durant square) in Berkeley. I love the kal-bi (short ribs), no kimchee extra sprouts. They give GENEROUS portions for a reasonable price.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RzZT6FY5aGVl0KOHLCRp2g", "date": "2008-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AGZBtwMQet9QTiSYQ0blsQ", "text": "Steve's is alright.  If you're scouting for some muscle-building PROTEIN, then come here because the meat is cheap and tastes like average Korean BBQ.\n\nI recommend the glass noodles w/veggies and choice of meat.  You definitely get a variety of flavors and a heaping portion. Overall, the meat isn't tough, but not melty tender either.  Like everyone else said, the kimchee is blegh.  :[\n\nTIP:  Request EXTRA MEAT with your meal.  Only $1 extra!!  You won't be disappointed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bBMSkaWIMf5s5AwZBrQbGA", "text": "This Korean fast food spot is one of the better spots in the AzN ghetto. It's as simple as BBQ beef, rice, kimchee and bean sprouts.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CP_9RYVP4th-DuL7LCaKtA", "date": "2008-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BkFxNjLmrzOzg-f_wrOAjg", "text": "I've been coming here since I was a little boy, since my family friend owned the restaurant a few doors down. \n\nGreat food for under $10. The serving sizes are huge and I eat a lot! I recommend the Bim Bim Bong, with BBQ beef in it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U4bY4WEMssVBnR2sLl8Phg", "date": "2010-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FOUHmxeE1hWgsfa7YAKyeQ", "text": "Food is always great and fairly priced!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jx3jta9bvPoL3AhhIm3gNA", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ICEAkaMBAXg0INIjnEBTsw", "text": "Yes it's not an authentic Korean restaurant...\n\nbut who cares?\n\nthe food it's still delicious and i'm always amazed by its incredibly quick service.\nthe portion is always good as well\n\nit is open till late so it's great place to fulfill your late night munches :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "j1vTsU6hCO-dH_MKOFmoCw", "text": "When I lived in Berkeley & when I used to not want to cook, the other half would more-than-often suggest we get Korean food.  After successfully fielding his requests several times, I gave in.\n\nI got a Bibimbap with chicken which came in a hug portion.  Everything was cooked nicely except for the fried egg.  It was slightly overcooked so the yolk didn't break, run, & coat the rice.  I also didn't  are for the particular kimchi that the restaurant uses.  The boyfriend ordered a BBQ beef which had less food than  my bibimbap & the beef was a little bit overcooked.\n\nOn a separate occasion - I didn't give in, I got myself Thai - the boyfriend got himself BBQ short ribs.  While there was a lot of meant, they were really really fatty.\n\nFor the times that we've been, Steve's has only minimally disappointed.  While it probably does not serve anywhere near the best Korean food, I am going to miss having it so close by.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GE64PcKGFWo_W49PWPb1JQ", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JsdqLF7LNfIJ1W6NMoIXYg", "text": "I like to think of Steve's \"Mexican Korean\" BBQ as the greatest simple food you can find around Berkeley. There really isn't nothing to it. Just cook some rice, grill some chicken, add bean sprouts with kimchi, and there's your typical Steve's take out. \n\nHowever, there is something so good about all this that I just can't put my finger on. The meat is always really delicious and cooked with a lot of flavor. Rice is just rice, but Steve's does it right, unlike Mandarin House next door.\n\nSteve's has been there for me through thick and thin, rain or sunshine, drunk or sober. If you're not quite sober and they're still open, it's the perfect fix if you don't feel like going to Top Dog. \n\nThere's not much else I can say about Steve's. You just have to go there and experience the flavor of Mexican Korean BBQ for yourself.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "k0H7lqJiJsHNGzql5rkNWQ", "text": "I'm glad this place is still around.\n\nI dropped by Durant Square last week to grab a bite of nostalgia from my old stomping grounds. Among poor college students, it was widely known that Steve's served the most bang for the buck. All orders come with a pound of rice and sides of kim chi and sprouts. One meal can easily stretch to two, unless you're a fat guy. My favorite was the BBQ chicken, but the spicy pork was a close runner up. I should mention that this food isn't super authentic, especially since it's not really Steve's BBQ -- more like Steve's Amigo's BBQ. But that doesn't even matter, because if you're eating here, you're probably not Mr./Mrs. Zagat -- you're just a hungry student in need of sustenance. Anyway, I ordered the classic BBQ chicken -- same recipe, same satisfaction.\n\nTips: They host one of the few bathrooms in the square.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mr0CO2zsXwv_k9m-Ieyq1w", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lXSQHjXaEKcJ8RaqN3W7sA", "text": "Steve's Barbecue is as far away from good Korean food as it gets. \nOut of all the restaurants in the Asian ghetto , Steve's would probably be my least favorite after Panchos. \nI have been there a couple of times and tried almost every item on their barbecue menu. The portions are huge which seems to be the only thing going for Steve's. The service wasn't exactly top notch either. What put me off the most was the bland tasteless texture of the meat which seemed to be undercooked as well. \nThe kimchi that came along on the side felt as if it had been taken straight out of the fridge. It felt stale and bland. \n-1 star for bad tasting food. \n-1 star for overpricing bad food\n-1 star for lack of authenticity ( if you want to open a Korean barbecue place make sure that it serves real Korean food and not generic tasteless food) \n+1 star for large servings", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xBk_2usMc-pKLOldPBWAyg", "date": "2011-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-nqzS01owH9PvbTJvMuTZw", "text": "If this place were called Steve's Mexican Bbq, I'd probably give them 4 stars. But the misnomer and lack of marginally authentic korean food forces me to dole out a measly 3. \n\nThe galbi's greasy and probably contains more trans-saturated fat than my grandparents were rationed in an entire month during the Cultural Revolution. Not to mention the fatty ribs give me the worst stomach pains and watery diarrhea. \n\nI regret going there during that 30 mins of PAIN on the toilet, but I'll still find myself at Steve's in the span of another 2 weeks. If you ever find yourself lost amist the students of Cal and the homeless of Telegraph, be sure to stop by Steve's for 30 minutes of greasy goodness. Just be prepared to find a bathroom two hours later.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UxUANPUY2W9AE_P0h4J1WQ", "date": "2008-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OgSIYh4WWSvbRvHkjNKKWw", "text": "The only reason why I go to the asian ghetto... and I still do.  When I end up going to Newman Hall's 10pm'er, I make sure I pass by this joint for some good old BBQ beef or chicken.  \n\nSome things never change...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qyzsfn6RpDBFXyKaggeEpA", "date": "2009-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rFgm2NWWvHM8EZW968v57A", "text": "it's not the food. it's the memory embedded in each piece of overcooked bulgogi; the memory of my early college days when steve's was the only source to remind me i was a carnivore. i become so nostalgic that i forget what im shoving in my mouth. history lives on. so as the sour cabbage and saggy bean sprouts. \n\nboy, am i getting old.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4r-8Ty-TB-NOX5huxXY_hQ", "date": "2008-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rfP2u-wQSpAGfi7j6rbdwg", "text": "I used to eat at Steve's quite a bit when I was going to Cal, and always liked it. They give you a TON of food for pretty cheap, and IMO it's pretty tasty. Admittedly, I know nothing when it comes to \"authenticity\" of Korean BBQ, or how this place stacks up. All I know is that I like it and I'm giving them 4 stars. \n\nLike I said, I used to eat here a lot when going to school, but that was eons ago. I finally got to eat here again after witnessing a demoralizing defeat of the Golden Bears at the hands of the Oregon ducks. I got BBQ chicken which comes with (a lot) of rice as well as sprouts and kimchi. I think the only other thing I've had here besides this is the BBQ beef, which comes the exact same way as the chicken.  What can I say...the meat is tender and there's a lot of it, which is good. \n\nAs far as the restaurant itself, who cares what it's like? It's in the ghetto food court so what do you expect (for those not familiar with the Berkeley's ghetto food court aka Asian ghetto, the fact that the work \"ghetto\" is in the title should tell you what it's like)? They're pretty quick with orders, and if you're planning on eating there, and don't want to eat outside they actually have quite a bit of seating compared to other places in the food court. \n\nI'm a fan of Steve's BBQ!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W5cwxNwGiZJd393PCDQEvA", "date": "2010-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rJGdtSy85qhr7_C6EQVU3Q", "text": "This place = Godly.\n\nI think for a stretch of 2 weeks during my 2nd year at Cal, I ate here at least once a day every day for lunch or dinner (or both).  This place is the reason why I don't fit in 32 jeans anymore.  The taste is just okay, typical low-mid grade meat, but dude the QUANTITY.  I mean, I really shouldn't be coming to a joint like this when I have no portion control, but dude these guys will put heaps and heaps of meat onto your plate or take out box.  I know the owner (Steve obviously) pretty well so he'd always wave at me and give me extra food, but I don't know anymore.\n\nYou can't go wrong with any of the dishes here, even the grilled chicken is fantastic.  The wonton soup is quite legit as well and so is the bibimbap.  Really, just go and try this place out if you haven't already.  And if you're a student who hasn't tried them yet, shame on you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "As_lWKzZb6PQupuxKe5Ppw", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sckeU5zt19vyS-xAIt_KSQ", "text": "I totally remember the first time I came here. My boyfriend (now hubby) took me there 10 years ago. I remember telling him I wanted to eat at a sit-down restaurant.  This was his idea of a sit-down restaurant, a place where you could sit down AFTER you order your food at the counter.  I was super mad at him..but the tasty food made it hard for me to stay mad at him for long.\n\nOk, enough background information...The food is delicious. I always order the kalbi (short ribs) and substitute the glass noodles for the rice.  The portion size for me is perfect, I usually have enough left over for the next day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fjrPMOTXkiG1duyEvR8ySQ", "date": "2010-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sQCUTo93A5lPvOGPh3-AAA", "text": "I didn't get into Berkeley so I have to settle for wannabe status. But on the days when I am on campus for meetings, I imagine myself as a happy undergrad or MBA student sitting down to Steve's more than once every couple months and cramming loads of flame grilled Korean bbq down my throat with block of rice and a quarter pound of kimchee.\n\nThe first time I came here I was hungry and my mentees suggested coming here. The food was cheap and I reminisced of college life where food is cheap and your metabolism and activity are high enough to ward off even the most obscenely unhealthy food's impact on your gut.\n\nEver since I have been hooked. I usually just get the beef over rice (occasionally mixed with veggies) and it's a satisfying, if belly busting, delight. The flavor is seared into the meat and actually stays if you choose to refrigerate the meat. The kimchee is not spicy, but crisp and contains a wickedly tasty flavor that complements the meat and rice.\n\nAll for like $6 or $7. Hot tea and iced water on the side is available. And the staff while not overtly friendly makes your food quick. Parking is, as you'd expect, horrible. You're lucky if you find something on Durant, otherwise there is a garage down the block.\n\nLong live Asian ghetto and Steve's!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vRVyOzmEKGOxMFkJI_-XKA", "date": "2009-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "szjJCjIHTvAGtF6Ane09-w", "text": "Whatever this place lacks in authenticity, it makes up in the amount of food... like, RIDICULOUS piles of meat!!!\n\nI wish they'd stop trying to force bad kimchi on me. Although I am ashamed to say that I love their kong na mul, it's so delicious to me, hahahah... I know it is sad, don't hate on me. I actually ask for no kimchi and when I do that, they give me double scoop of kong na mul and I eat every single bit of it!\n\nGreat place for hungry college kids. Cheap food if you're not a big eater and you can save half of it for a future meal. Don't overstuff yourself. The spicy BBQ pork is darn good. =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2008-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Uel71tYmEy0KKmydvT9wqA", "text": "Good stuff!  Part of the Ghetto Gourmet (or whatever that area in Berkeley is called with all the cheap eats places).  Portions are large, tasty (almost too tasty...what do they put in their food?!?!), and if you're looking for anything more, you'd probably give it two stars or less.  You get what you pay for, and if you're looking for 5 star dinning in a place called the Ghetto Gourmet (again, or whatever), you're missing out on the point.  Stop being a food snob and just try the darn place...you won't be disappointed!\n\nIf you're confused on what to get, just stick with the Kal Bi and you can't go wrong!\n\nHappy Eating!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YIyGnPWNA7rb3hiIgFwb_A", "date": "2007-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xUoSSBJjPKvT0OUYP7bPlA", "text": "Another Berkeley Student Staple...\nI can't comment on how authentic it is or whatnot, but I do know it is what every college man needs, some MEAT and some RICE and HOT SAUCE. This was the best cheapest meal you could find in Berkeley, keep you full for hours or until you got the munchies again and make the trek back to the asian ghetto LOL.\n\nNot much else to say about Steve's, it is what it is and it is Awesome!\n\nMY GO-TO DISH: BBQ Chicken or Beef Spicy, do they even have anything else???", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q2XztoGmfaoI1sJdiyBBXA", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xzG--yFlvpVIrWXa5S1X6Q", "text": "Went here at like 9 and it was pretty dead\n\ndamm the bbq beef here is good and totally worth the price\n\nbbq short ribs are also really good\n\nif youre looking for a good korean restaurant you with huge serving sizes definitely come here", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-z_b2YXcopV2Naeifs0OAQ", "text": "Steve's is where I go to really grub. It usually takes me two sittings to get through one to go box of bbq pork, which consequently gave my dog one shining opportunity to knock the food off the table and devour the second half of my meal within the five minutes I was out of the room. Believe me or not, he has really discerning taste and never ran into a room faster than when I got Steve's. Studmuffin (boyfriend, not dog) prefers the bbq beef. $6.29 for each. Also, pass on the kimchi for extra rice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gtqcAGdypHFlPi5jSMtO0g", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "zZUOIGx5TWOQgf6LdPYMnw", "text": "Leave it to a Korean restaurant to say \"to hell with it\" and serve meat and spices in the in-your-face manner that only they could.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: two stars.\n\nMy friend and I frequented Steve's all the time for our BBQ meat fixation. Steve's offers a huge plate of rice, topped off with a huge amount of really well done BBQ chicken or beef. Get it spicy though, because otherwise there is no flavor. \n\nBesides the meat, there is not much flavor to speak of. Yeah, there is kimchi, but since you listened to me and got the spicy beef or chicken, it doesn't give any new flavor. The rice is white rice, so expect a surface for your meat and nothing more.\n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: one star.\n\nSome people have a problem with having to walk up to pick up your food or having to walk to get anything else, such as tea or utensils. I know South Side kids are ridiculously lazy, but come on. Big ******** deal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hc5Y3Gk6p-GerRM70tQpJQ", "text": "Best bang for your buck for the Telegraph area. For $9 you'll get meat, meat and more meat. I come here if and only if I have a high craving for meat. \n\nIf you want quality, go to Oakland or San Jose. If you're looking for large portions of meh Korean food, this is the place to go. \n\nCredit cards are accepted! For some reason this place is one of the emptiest restaurants in the Ghetto.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IhDNz5WZ8II_z6YqxMoUow", "text": "No, it's not \"authentic\" -- but as long as it tastes good, I'll keep coming back. I believe that this establishment gives you the most food for your $ in the UC campus area (please correct me if I am mistaken), and the time between ordering and receiving your food is literally like a minute. \n\nPretty much every time I decide to eat in, I do not finish my meal. I pick up a plastic container to pack up my leftovers, and one of the employees behind the counter will walk out and hand me a bag unprompted. It's a simple gesture, but I definitely wouldn't come to expect that anywhere in the Asian Ghetto. \n\nMinus a star since the quality of food might be sketch, but for the price, I honestly do not mind. (I don't mean sketch as in it will make you sick--but I have received some gristly, fatty pieces of meat.) \n\nBonus -- Being able to share one $9 plate of food between a girl and a guy and having us both walk out full is a rare occurrence.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9V_wY4-LIf0ceMyQ4WwTtA", "date": "2012-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "BP_m8Jfm6v1Nn8KNMHd2ww", "text": "Have you ever slept with someone, perhaps they barely qualified, you might not know them that well, nothing spectacular, nothing special, but nothing terribly wrong either... and you haven't got anything better going on right now... so you went again... that's Steve's BBQ in a nutshell.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "93I-HYYQgBbwa1oAOTGFag", "text": "For $9, you can get a large plate of beef short ribs.  You will definitely be full of meat after you come here.  That sounds dirty.  It isn't the best.  The kimchi is really underwhelming.  Not spicy or salty enough.  But, the turnover is high.  And the food is fresh (but, not the best quality).  It is not exactly the cleanest place.  The best part is the outdoor seating.  With all the other restaurants sharing outdoor seating, you and your friends can get whatever you want and sit together.  It is kinda like the UC Berkeley equivalent of the food court at the mall with the following notable differences  (1) lots of college students, (2) cheap food, (3) all the food is Asian, (4) it is dirty, (5) people smoking marijuana all over the place and (6) homeless people.  Actually, this should be a required stop on parent's weekend.  So, they can see what kind of education they are getting for their precious child.  \n\nChild:  Mom and Dad, college is great.  I am learning a whole lot\nHomeless Man:  Are you going to finish that?  Can you spare some change?\nFather:  I am trying to have a conversation with my daughter.\nFriend at other table: Hey, do you want to hit this?\nFather: we are sending you to UCLA\nChild:  but at least I am filled with lots of meat...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lFy60SmV1Vs4Ug4MkwI2uA", "date": "2012-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tRT1G0mdEF35BID8ycTqgw", "text": "Hunger is the best sauce.\n\nAnd Steve's got a lot of sauce for you!  Poor quality meat. Dirty. But since they give you portions and it's cheap, students love this place.  \n\nMusic to a starving budget concious student's ears...but hell to anyone that has a tongue or a stomach.  It's a testament that if you are hungry you will eat anything.  Stop by next door to Thai Basil instead.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OvNCuwc0pCG3nc0eLQjdoQ", "date": "2007-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uIJT69PWxcBPi7_os5KAjg", "text": "Yes their prices have been going up bit by bit for the past couple of years, but when the other places in the Asian Ghetto are cutting back on their portions, Steve's doesn't. When I came here 3 years ago as a first year, I thought the prices were a bit high, but still worth it for a good portion of bbq meat. However, back then the other places around weren't stingy either. So I had options.\n\nI hadn't been back to Steve's since that first year, and I really don't know why. Thai Basil for sure started giving less food, and I could actually finish it without being substantially full. Came back to Steve's and was impressed that prices still haven't yet hit the $9 mark, and yet their portions are the same. Super filling. I think I used to eat a whole dish by myself (oh yay freshman 15). But getting a boyfriend means being able to split everything, even the calories! We came in and got the bbq beef. I never liked their kimchi though, just theirs because I like other restaurants'. Not a fan of bean sprouts so that was part of my boyfriend's half. The meat was tender and juicy, just the way I like it. They also gave a good amount of rice and was very prompt with the order. \n\nSo basically, if you're really hungry and in the Ghetto, go to Steve's, it'll get the job done. Otherwise if you're looking to spend a little less and not starving for food, you can go elsewhere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6GBFjAso9wiQPNFhyohnbg", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tTlSI7Uaub3L8m1SO22DBw", "text": "Anybody who really knows me, knows that I could Steve's every day for a month if I really wanted to. I have been going here for the past 12 years, ever since a good friend of mine took me there. Of course it isn't ver authentic and the guys who work there are brown, ( which I love more than anything) however the food is aweseome and comes out the same way everytime. I am a carnivore and I love meat ( no hetero).  How could I not love going to Steve's. I could however do without  all the non ethnics around though being loud and annoying. That's why I find myself calling in ahead of time so it's ready by the time that I get there. I would also wish that people would stop referring to the food court as the \"asian ghetto\" because they do in fact have italian, mexican, and greek food as well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wDetDzqf_Yj4ExSEmfrIMQ", "date": "2012-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2AIx6ZxyAVOhAt5W7JVr4w", "text": "What inspired me to walk into this restaurant was looking at the plate portions and the fact that it was a K-BBQ place but in hindsight I lightly regret choosing this place to eat lunch.\n\nEverything about this place seemed like your typical hole-in-the-wall restaurant (cheap, not a lot of people, slightly dirty) but I had high hopes when I saw that this place had BBQ chicken; I love anything BBQ and chicken is awesome too so by instinct I had to choose it. But reflecting back on the meal, it makes me regret choosing this place. \n\nThe meal was satisfactory for me except for one thing. The chicken was dry, charred, and almost tasteless. After the first bite, I immediately regretted choosing the dish. I had to drench my entire plate with the red sauce to try and salvage my meal and make the dish more tasteful but, truth be told, any sauce should never overpower the meat's flavor; it's only meant to compliment it. Unfortunately, I had to pour the sauce on. Heavily. Otherwise I think I would've given up and not have finished my meal. I'm not usually a picky person when it comes to eating, but burned and tasteless chicken is definitely not what I expect when I think of K-BBQ chicken.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kkaoRN2PlIJujo0Gjwsagg", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AB64cY_33prLCHDgPMz50g", "text": "I used to really like this place. They give you HUGE portions of meat for a good price. I always ordered the beef short ribs, and I always had enough left over to save for another meal.\n\nHowever, the quality has been lacking in the recent year or so. The meat is fattier than before. And the rice has become merely \"edible\" (sometimes I wonder if I should just make my own).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ilOKrdBtszUeRkuiJfpwHQ", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PGnEzKaKjSd3e2fyLuSF6w", "text": "typical asian ghetto... overpriced and overrated.\n\nsorry steve, but your food made me sick.\n\nthey didn't have kimchi fried rice so i opted for the spicy chicken and vegetables hoping that it would be similar to gomnaru which is amazing but a bit out of the way.\n\ninstead, i got a mix of chicken and vegetables loaded with grease that resembled japanese teppanyaki rather than korean food.  \n\ni'm definitely sticking to gomnaru whenever i need a spicy chicken and kimchi fried rice fix", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GVdD_5sQADVqedZKvsi7_A", "date": "2009-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q0hPwXMLHNcoUn1I8jND5w", "text": "Not the best Korean food you can find in the Bay Area or even Berkeley for that matter, but they are catered to serve the college kids in the area so what can you expect?\n\nThe obvious choices to get if you're looking for some good bar-b-que for a very affordable price with generous portions would have to be any of the protein dishes such as the chicken, spicy pork and of course short ribs.  However, I must say for those who don't know what's up....my personal favorite dish has got to be the short rib beef soup (getting it spicy is a MUST and they will ask you first when you order).  It's very filling, very tasty and you can't even order this particular soup (spicy that is) at any normal Korean restaurant which is why I love it there so much.  The spicy flavor just makes it taste so much different from all the rest that I've tried anywhere else.  Trust me folks, I am Korean and if you're in the mood for a great tasting soup after a night of hard drinking or when you just feel like something hearty and warm on a cold day or after snowboarding etc, then this is the meal to have.  \n\nOh and one more thing...don't forget to do it the Korean way and drop you rice right in the bowl of soup (although the whole bowl is not necessary) and you'll be good to go!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lleDf5HR28stD9V4xG5zuQ", "date": "2010-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u02BNs0luT7sBVacPbpWIw", "text": "Say what you will about how unauthentic Steve's Korean Bar-B-Que is... but let's be honest, most college kids are looking to spend less money on food and more on booze. With that said, Steve's is a great option- the portions are huge (enough to make-up two meals), which was perfect for a poor college student like myself. My top favorites include the Bar-B-Que Beef Short Ribs and Yu Ke Jang (Spicy Beef Soup)... the Kimchee and sprouts were so-so, but hey, we've already discussed its lack of authenticity. Unless you're a stickler when it comes to Korean food, I'd say this is a great spot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rKevbSDoBBotYWxUxDKUSg", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CH3zEIh1Q9kZMSaPx71d3g", "text": "oh please...this is steve's BBQ!  this isn't gourmet korean food.  if you want \"real\" korean food go to koryo or a place like that.\n\nthis is a plastic to-go container filled with big scoops of rice topped with lots of meat with some sprouts and american cabbage kimchi on the side...and it's freaking AWESOME!  \n\ni remember back in the day when steve's was in the middle location with only the bar, my friends and i would sit at that bar because the owner would give us more rice.  sure, it's a lot of food but when i was in college, i ate like an elephant...i would ration though short ribs and fill up my stomach with rice...and the owner would just give me more scoops of rice...lol!  heck, i probably used my broken korean to talk him into giving me some extra scoops of meat back then too... \n\ni've had meals at some of the best restaurants in the world but whenever i head back to Cal to watch them beat up on stanfurd in the big game (or get blown out like last year)...i still walk over to steve's bbq after the game and i love it!\n\nstop expecting steve's bbq to be something it's not.  it's good, cheap, nostalgic, soul food for korean people...food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-khrbWmeaZDZ6hzTgJ4HpQ", "date": "2011-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eTt_4q9q0G3jGQnjuWO1jA", "text": "Not even close to being Korean food. In my 3 years at Cal, I don't think I have ever seen a Korean working there, nor has my bibimbap or bulgogi or anything Korean even tasted anything like authentic Korean food.\n\nBut, on the upside, you get a good serving for your bbq food, and it's pretty decent food. I usually get the short ribs, but I also only come here when I'm feeling for some oily meat. Your meat orders always come with a side of bean sprouts and kimchi (which you can substitute in kimchi for an extra side of bean sprouts and vice versa). \n\nEh, I would shy away if you're looking for Korean bbq. But, if you're a meaty kind of person... this place is for you!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VPJEG87bFAHpVvXIUra9hQ", "text": "This place isn't somewhere you go for great Korean food by any means. It's trashy, it's cheap, it's filling, and it's consistent.\n\nAnd I love it. I go here every time I'm in the area. It was one of my comfort foods when I went to Cal and it makes me happy every time I can get my hands on it.\n\nThe portions are monstrous. You get a giant pile of meat on a giant pile of rice with two small piles of kim chee and bean sprouts. Okay, the kim chee and bean sprouts aren't great, but I've had worse.\n\nI always get the BBQ pork. The flavor is actually really fantastic. The pork isn't always super tender and can have some connective tissue or chunks of fat at times. But it's not hard to pick it out.\n\nIf you go to Cal then you already know about the Asian ghetto and have probably at least seen this place in the back. If it's late and you're really hungry then you can't do much better than Steve's. I know I'll come here every time I'm back for a bit of super filling and tasty nostalgia.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5nL1-PTGFGy99Ypr5S_-ug", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "c8W-E0FfP06W7lKs4_NCAA", "text": "Please forgive the Cal alumni who have stated the following sentiment:  \"How can it be Korean BBQ when I have never seen a Korean behind the counter, etc, etc,\"  or any variation.  Clearly, they are ignorant and racist.  For if their statement contained any bit of truth, then no French restaurant in America can really be called French because behind the counters are non-French cooks from South America and from other poorer nations like the Philippines.\n\nI can attest that there have been Koreans behind the counter.  That is because I've been eating at this place since 1986 when they occupied the middle section of Durant Square and they only had 8 seats at the bar.  The current location used to be a Mexican restaurant.  (Sidenote:  Berkeley alum Class 1990, Ph.D. 1997)\n\nNow, some Koreans have mentioned that this is not true Korean food.  I would point out that for a non-Korean like me, this is likely the first introduction to Korean food one can have.  And, it is absolutely the best way to be introduced what with the plethora of meats such as beef, chicken, pork and the RIBS!  \n\nTwenty years later from starting my gastronomic journey, I still go back to Steve's BBQ even though I know of more authentic Korean restaurants.  Why?  Because there is a chemical reaction that happens when chicken or any meat for that matter is grilled to perfection over fire.  In every meal, it happens here.  If you are under 30 years old, order the beef ribs to your heart's delight.  If you are older, content yourself with the BBQ chicken and savor your increased life expectancy.  \n\nAs for authenticity based on spices, traditional methods of preparation and technique, one can classify Steve's BBQ as Korean-American.  The serving of meat and rice are Texan in size.  The efficiency of cooking is New York.  The taste is Californian.  And of course, the labor is provided by the poverty from South America.  \n\nSteve's created a wonderful restaurant built on hard work and perspiration.  I remember the days when the server, the cook, the cashier were most likely his family.  Now that they have succeeded, why should  I not appreciate the fact that capitalism works.  The restaurant is successful enough that he can share his bounty and hire other people, no matter their race.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tWT89SHLdPpGtwSvj8df9w", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "L27UczVGWAeJUBO3h4z9Ig", "text": "There was a short time where my friends and I came here once a month on a religious pilgrimage. We didn't come here because we like Korean BBQ. We came here because we like Steve's BBQ. Please don't mark it off stars because it isn't real Korean BBQ - because you'll eat it. You'll eat it and you'll love it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n_lyUALLwtYoSsUIQoYJUA", "date": "2008-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "8sfjZCc4Qbh0MLO4edwo3A", "text": "Steve's Korean is some of the best food you can get at the infamous Asian Ghetto. You don't expect much from places in this location but they get it done with their solid offering of grilled meats. Very limited selection compared to your typical Korean restaurant but at least they churn out quality selections at a very affordable price. Just got to make your way pass the mob of college students armed with their boba and dollar noddles and the lurking bums and looking for more change than Obama", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "cjShWefkuzECKNoTJW9iNQ", "text": "Tips:\n\n$7-8 for a BBQ meat dish comes with bean sprouts, kimchi, and white rice.\n\nI wouldn't dub Steve's as a very authentic Korean food place.\n\n--------------------------------------------------\n\nI really like Steve's because they always give you a HEAPING portion of meat on top of your rice. Honestly I think the portion size could feed 2 people, they just give you that much. I always get the BBQ chicken and it's super awesome I highly recommend getting that meat combo.\n\nIf you don't like bean sprouts like me, or you really love kimchi, you can ask for no bean sprouts and they'll double up the amount of kimchi they give you. Steve's is definitely the place to go if you're really hungry and you're just craving some meat and rice. (The good stuff)\n\nThe bibimbap is great as well! Sure it's not the most authentic Korean food, but it's still good to eat!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "rXWhWRyAVVc5hKFnbj-xGg", "text": "One of the high points of the Asian ghetto.\n\nIt has everything a restaurant that resides in the ghetto needs: late hours, cheap prices, and huge portions.  But it tops most of the other restaurants on in the ghetto for two reasons: \n1.  70% of my plate is meat and that makes me happy\n2.  Only 30% is not meat!\n\nAlthough most people go for the BBQ beef and short ribs, I usually get the BBQ chicken.  It is perfectly seared, has a great smokey taste, and is usually at least 2 breast-sizes worth of white meat.  I like getting the spicy red sauce (comes out of a dispenser next to the hot tea and water dispensers) and pouring it all over the rice/chicken plate before indulging.\n\nI also really love their Tofu soups, especially with seafood.  I am a fan of the seafood hodgepodge that many restaurants just throw into dishes in order to add a dollar to the price.  I mean, I think I can identify most things in the soup, but who needs to when it's so delicious?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uurK51y7d78eZz0DkwnCCQ", "date": "2009-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "ZERvJakt4OO4UTfVDiz3QQ", "text": "We interrupt your current television fetish of trying to watch the entire Battlestar Galactica series before Bar review starts on May 23rd with this important review.  Yelp just won't let you forget that you've marked this business as \"to review\" and is giving you more attention than an efficient prostituted from the continent.  \n\nSunday mid-day, Cal was graduating, students were fleeing, graduates were tottering around in unaccustomed heels that they thought looked \"smart\" \"sexy\" and \"unique.\"  There is nothing more cringe-worthy than watching a relatively pretty girl in full regalia wearing cheap shoes that she is so proud of, wobbling at the ankle every step she takes and threatening to tip her over onto her pretty face or shatter her femur in 3 places.  I have a huge pet peeve about people who cannot walk in high heels yet insist on wearing them.  \n\nI came by Steve's because I was craving Ramen and I couldn't find any that fit the bill.  After a delicious meal at Oyaji in SF on Friday for $8.50, my standards for mediocre ramen have changed.  I want it damn sexy and damn tasty, AND be less than $8.50.  \n\nThe prices in Steve's were closing in on the $10 limit.  My order of short ribs came out to be around $9 after tax.  The grill-manipulator dug his tongs deep into a bucket of marinating meat and retrieved a portion worthy of applause.  Was all that mine?  My greedy little mind went to work calculating the value-price ratio.  I was accustomed to and expecting 3 strips.\n\nIt was served on top of a mountain of rice, on a petal-pink plastic plate.  The plastic plate was the size of obese America in the 1990s, portion distortion separators filled with bean sprout salad and kimchee.    The bone-in bits were well caramelized and a bit chewy in parts.  But, here's my secret confession: I like gristly meat sometimes.  Especially if I get to rip it off the bone with my teeth.  It satisfies some primal hunting urge that bubbles up deep within my subconscious and causes me to lick the flavors off my fingertips the way the witches in MacBeth savor the eye of newt.  \n\nAfter I was done gorging myself on the slightly charred pile of meat and rice, I got a plastic to-go container and packed the rest to go home.  One serving here is enough to feed a family of 3.  After eating half of everything on the plate, the remaining only just fit in the large to-go container.  \n\nIt gives you an atomic bang for your starving student buck", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vn8nPLA7J_GkHEiW5vEmbA", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZrNSpMDP8i0nGa0tP6gV6w", "text": "Six dollars will get you a heavy plate of rice covered with a generous portion of grilled meat along with a side of bean sprouts and kimchi. Pro tip: Swap the kimchi out for a double portion of sprouts (the kimchi sucks), and stop by the sauce dispenser at the utensil stand to get a couple shots of Steve's delicious red chili sauce. \n\nThe food isn't authentic Korean, but you'll get over it pretty quickly because, let's face it, any kind of grilled marinated meat is still damn tasty. \n\nI usually order the chicken, but the bulgogi and spicy pork are also good. The sprouts aren't the sesame oil kind you're probably used to--they have a unique vinegar flavor that I love. Portions are large enough to feed two, but a hungry guy can easily kill a plate on his own.     \n\nThe tables are fine for a quick meal, but it's easy to see why most students order entrees to go.\n\nSteve's is actually more of a three- or four-star place, but I bumped it up to five for nostalgia's sake and to help balance out the haters. I've been out of school for a few years now, but I still find time to visit every couple of months.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F0KIbMTE8w5BVow2yopKpQ", "date": "2006-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "obMqk9kLh4q87ZtN3QXMpQ", "text": "This place is the Sorabol or Hahn's Hibachi of the Asian Ghetto. Cheap, big servings, and somewhat tasty. BUT sketchy kimchi, not the best quality meat (really fatty), and over sauced.  Not super authentic Korean BBQ. \n\nIf you're in need of calories, but short on cash, come here. If you want authentic Korean BBQ take a drive down Telegraph into Oaktown.\n\nCheap college eats scale: 3+ stars\nKorean for Korean's scale: 1-2 stars", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "40kKOO7UTopf3cIg1r_f_A", "text": "When I first moved to the Bay Area, I was fresh out of living 4 years in the middle of rural New Hampshire. There were like two Chinese restaurants (hello, Panda House!), one Thai restaurant, and one Indian restaurant in town. And since I didn't have a car, that was all the exposure to Asian food I had (other than during Thanksgiving and Christmas.. yum, turkey and kimchi).\r\n\r\nAt the time I was kickin it real big in Mountain View, another mecca of Korean food. Ok, that time there really was a Korean restaurant on Castro St. (which was later replaced by a Mexican restaurant and which I now think is the Chinese restaurant Ki-Rin), but there really was very little Korean food and furthermore, there were no websites like this which would tell me where the heck to go. And I was jonesin for some duiji bulgogi (spicy pork bbq) action.\r\n\r\nSo I went to Berkeley. I figured, hey, there must be lots of Korean kids there, so I should be able to find some Korean food. And I was right... kinda. 45 minutes drive later, I pulled into town and illegally parked in one of the UC lots and walked back down to.. yeah, you guessed it, the Durant food court. \r\n\r\nTo my ethnic-food deprived eyes the food court was a paradise of food options - they had ramen, cheese steaks, pasta, korean bbq, chinese,  sushi and more all in the same cramped area. Sure there were overflowing trash cans and dirty stone tables covered with fly infested refuse but hey, it's no Hanover NH.\r\n\r\nI saw some kids digging into plastic containers full of rice and what vaguely resembled bulgogi and kimchi. \"Where'd you get that?\" I asked hungrily. They gestured towards the back. I started smelling the greasy smoke about 10 feet later. I ducked in and saw a huge line and possibly one of the scariest looking grill surfaces ever. Actually it's only in my 20/20 hindsight that it looks scary; at the time it looked like heaven.\r\n\r\nI ordered the duiji bulgogi, which took me about 10 minutes to get. It mostly tasted like... the grill it was cooked on. The kimchi.. I don't even know what it was. I think it was made from regular cabbage and not napa cabbage (i.e. the kind of kimchi you get from some Chinese places) and was lukewarm and sour (probably from being stored right next to the grill). I grabbed a ketchup bottle full of kochujang (the Korean hot sauce - how appropriate they put it in the ketchup bottle) and squirted it on. Weak sauce.\r\n\r\nStill, even this smoky memory evokes a fond response in me. This is the kind of place I would go to once every 10 years as a kind of pilgrimage to remind me of my roots and how far I've come. Which reminds me, my 10 year anniversary in the Bay Area is coming up next year... anyone want some ghetto korean bbq? \r\n\r\nI can only imagine how much scarier the grill has gotten in the last 9 years...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "L4QLKWxS-hktpOpdAWPG5w", "date": "2006-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "9JVb_TFCXaD1vCzZ1y08jw", "text": "FIVE STARS. \n\n(cuz if i don't my mom will kill me...my mama's best friend's childhood friend runs this joint)\n\nthe AHJOOMz: ohhh hello~ you must me Hong-gwun-sa~!!\nthe MOMz: yess~ this is my DOUGHter (dough...like doughboy....i dunno why she says that...not like im fat)\nME: hello ^________^\nAHJOOMz: ohhh middle school??\nME: eh? nae?? (excuse me?) ^____^';;\nAHJOOMz: ohhh high school???!\nME:  -___________-;;\nAHJOOMz: ohhh colejee? must me freshman!\nme: um...... uhhh..............\nAHJOOMz: oh no?? no??? look so YOUNG!\n\n\n.....REALLY!?!?\n........MIDDLE SCHOOL!??!?!? wow....\n\n\n***REMINDER ** TO** SELF*****\nALWAYS WEAR FULL MAKE-UP....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WdX96YfO8eyfCyJvYCaoXw", "date": "2008-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "0g8mxT5HQl2k9Vs7476GGw", "text": "On par with what you'd expect from student budget food, Steve's is A-OK. \n\nThe portions are pretty decent, but the food itself lacks any significant flavor. The crowds of students that flood this place speak for itself though, as Steve's sure is popular. For around $8 I feel like there are much better deals within the Asian Ghetto area itself, especially if you're looking for an Asian inspired meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-4BEUkLvHQntN6qPfKJP2w", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 6, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "Zqp948S83NutlJxDfd1VjA", "text": "I seriously can't believe there are so many reviews for this place. \n\nSteve's is not great by any means, though if you want some kalbi or daeji bulgogi, you don't have many other options in the area. It's cheap. It's sketchy. There are meat and eggs sitting out. The place is kind of dirty and grimy. You will walk away with the standard korean bbq smell. It comes with rice. It will also come with the worst kimchee I've ever tasted. No spice to it. Very soggy. \n\nYet I still come back and haven't been sick yet!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qU3E7ENm8VsMc_IZCpTCZA", "date": "2007-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h-pdNVQY1ekHoVtgJCxIkw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "fleeSACGxbSXNS2jojwxOQ", "text": "I've never met Steve's of Steve's BBQ but if I did, I'd like to shake his hand and thank him for feeding me during my 4 year stint at Cal. \n\nSure it's not \"real\" Korean food, sure \"real\" Koreans don't cook it, but it tastes delicious and you can't go wrong with the ENORMOUS portions they give you. \n\nMy personal favorite here is the Bibimbap. It is STACKED to the brim with vegetables and meat and will feed you for the entire day (granted you don't stuff your face to begin with). \n\nSo if you're hungry and not looking to spend too much on food, come through to Steve's. You'll leave the restaurant full, I guarantee it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P3dAZz3kCeA3pjtk-TGXFw", "date": "2009-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "00Jxwgr0Bw2DXLwCXhWbeQ", "text": "OK so I'm not going to try to say this is a 5-star place but I feel like averaging 2.5 stars is super low and I'm going to try to compensate for reviews that  I don't agree with.  My friend and I got the chateaubrian steak and the fondue ticines.  The fondue ticines was definitely the better one but both were pretty good.  Service was perfect i'd say...the guy was really nice and very attentive.  I suppose what could allow me to truly rate this as a 5 star experience is the fact that I had a restaurant.com coupon and my friend I ate for just around $11 each!! And we were totally stuffed.  Definitely give this place a chance.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XPnmwGn4khYgkOgMhnnT4w", "date": "2010-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1uYrc6iahK88xCR9BiZgYQ", "text": "similar to what others have mentioned, food is ehh-ok but it's definitely a fun/interesting experience especially with a group of friends. \n\nfood: we got the mexican fondue package with cheese, tortilla chips, potatoes and they give you bread. we also ordered side of veggies and shrimp. the cheese was really good and it def goes well with the veggies. potatoes were esp well cooked. the bread was good with the cheese but i felt overall, it was poor quality bread that has been sitting for a few days. didn't taste fresh. there were def a lot left over of the bread and chips. \nchocolate fondue - chocolate was good and it goes well with fruits and marshmallows. \n\nservice was a bit slow bc there are only 2 ppl working. \n\noverall, it's fun with friends but it's a bit pricey so i'd recommend getting the restaurant.com coupon if u wanna come here. otherwise, it's better to just get a fondue set urself and try with friends.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2SfXczYnNiKRPxYh8328iw", "text": "i went to fondue Fred's for a girl friends birthday there was 25 of us. the setting is very cute almost like ur eating in a ally not a restaurant, however our dinning experience was horrible it was over priced for what we got. the waiter maybe came to the table 2 times. didn't seem to forget about us, but just flat out ignored us. refills for get a bout it! the food was not fulfilling at all and very hard to share with a large group. there are set menus for large groups witch is very help full however the price quoted was not the price charged. not even close!the tip was included in the bill, but they did not give prompt service and did not deserve a tip at all. to top it off after spending like 45 dollers a person on a veggies, bread, and a pot of stew with a few chunks of meat in it...we stoped at jack in the box on the way home!maybe a group of 4 would be better but i wont be going back to try and find out!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cUVfCisUbiEpjlbt3hinUA", "date": "2009-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2ZYe98zrUTH0dII1k6xLPQ", "text": "So gross, never again.  Maybe their desserts aren't  bad, I wouldn't know, I was terrified to order any after terrible food we had for dinner.  This place gives fondue a bad name.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "THnMOpIWeQ-DWnVSY28OHQ", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3RxghCBoZdj-O7VnmssWwQ", "text": "I was completely amazed by this place, honestly. It was really good and for the price, you really can't beat it. We tried two cheese and the steak as well as some chocolate and all of it was amazing. If you are looking for velvetta style cheese, this is it not for you. If you love cheese and chocolate I highly recommend this over Melting Pot any day. But hey, if you are the kind of person the craves the high end experience, this is not for you. If you want a fun night out with friends and even the kids this is the right place for you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0xWeEHYH1cVBn2OU_WyPHQ", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "51B30ONoQdKvM5yvoLwdHg", "text": "It was my birthday so I decided to celebrate with 20 of my closest friends at Fondue Fred. Granted, the service was a little lacking but it was forgiveable considering the size of our party.\n\nAfter realizing that our group was serious about getting our money's worth, they were pretty consistent about bringing out our grub and libations. We opted for the party package at $26, which gets you salad, all-you-can eat of 5 fondue's (they brought an additional one which was just meh. stick with cheese only), bread, veggies, potatoes, a chocolate fondue with strawberries and marshmallows and wine. \n\nNot the most stellar fondue, but it's probably the best for the cost. Also, great for accomodating large groups. We had a great time! 3.5", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yUgYqq8alGf5XW15nhwF8A", "date": "2010-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5l1NYbaue9HYUmZXs5zP9g", "text": "I've been going to Fondue Fred for over 20 years & absolutely adore their food. It's a great spot for largish parties as well as intimate dinners. The atmosphere is casual & relaxed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qlFYkg9PluJfO5DITC-0Qg", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6PIHVMp4J7zRPYu4pLOIRQ", "text": "Cheese, meat, fresh fruit, chocolate, wine - what's not to love? Just went for a birthday party and highly recommend the \"party rate\" which includes plenty to satiate your friends' dipping and drinking desires. We seemed to agree that the Gouda fondue was the best. Just be sure to save room for the chocolate! The outdoor seating is the best, especially when it's summer. The staff were very friendly, though we seemed to go through the wine faster than they could refill it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Sq9B0liG-z_GA4-2WmBhfg", "date": "2010-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7eEgmDS1UKWUVVtDg_8uWg", "text": "Very friendly and a very fun venue for our 11 year old daughter's birthday party!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ojJECe8z70ey4HqBmBqZhA", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7fSys_9jGhAuPlHTqEt70Q", "text": "EIW I can't believe I haven't yelped this yet. My friends and I were really excited to go there and try it, but it was soooo disappointing.  Not even the chocolate fondue was that good...and how can you go wrong with chocolate?  \n\nI get that the idea of cheese fondue is to make use of stale bread, and they really take it to heart. It was the most disgusting, stale bread I've ever had. I wouldn't even feed it to the ducks at Lake Merritt, it was that bad.\n\nIt seems cheaper than most places, but you get what you pay for. For real fondue, go to La Fondue in Saratoga instead.  I don't like the chain Melting Pot much more, but even that is better than Fred's.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "hX-jzGsSh9GBNK_DNCkUWw", "date": "2008-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9-zLHjmnWUMU5dkJBtd-6Q", "text": "THIS IS NOT FONDUE!!!  We made the mistake of not checking out Yelp! prior to stumbling in to this lousy excuse for a fondue restaurant.  Guess it serves us right.  The last fondue place we enjoyed was The Melting Pot and when you've had real fondue cooked at your table, it's kind of a joke to even try this place.  Crunchy water salad (aka iceburg lettuce salad mix with little purple bits of cabbage and carrot mixed right from a bag) with an indistinguishable vinaigrette was followed by an \"Asiago cheese\" fondue (hard to call it that) melted with some wine, too hot, broken and separated, accompanied by a bunch of cubes of bread.  If we hadn't been really hungry, we would have left it.  The biggest let down was the \"Chateaubriand\" fondue (again, hard to call it fondue).  This was much more like Beef Bourguignonne with one mushroom (and I mean one cap and one stem), a pot of tasty brown gravy and some chunks of last night's steak leftovers.  The best part about this whole meal was the GIANT Hefeweizen the kind gentleman that ran the place brought me, twice.  I can't say it was the worst place I've ever been, but I can definitely say it was the biggest $50 let down I've had since I moved to the Bay Area over 2 years ago.  Really nice guy, I mean I hate to rag on it b/c he was so nice, but if he was really nice he would serve FONDUE!!  Maybe he should change the place to \"Melted Mel's Cheese Shop & Braise 'em Bob's BBQ.\" Then I would have known what I was in for from the beginning.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "A33emfjJ0U5dZY3GJEBFzw", "date": "2007-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a5el91nSdUJ9Nfqo0H5Fjg", "text": "Tucked away in a little, old, and slightly grungy courtyard on Telegraph ave near Cal is this quaint little fondu restaurant.  I am sure, years ago when fondu was the latest and greatest, this place used to be filled to the brim nightly.  However last night it was empty, and we were able to be seated immediately, given we were the only ones in the place!\n\nI believe for the most part, I bought service last night.  The fondu was ok.  I came with a small group and we got one Gouda and one Cinnamon Swiss fondu.  The Gouda was really good and went well with a glass of their house Merlot!  The Gouda fondu has a nice buttery-nutty flavor, although the texture was a little disturbing.  It was a little grainy and chunky, and I couldn't figure out if that was from the calcium deposits in Gouda cheese, or something else...?  The Swiss fondu was utterly unbearable, but then, i'm really not a fan of Swiss cheese (since I think it has no flavor and a horribly thick, stringy texture) so i'm not exactly an impartial judge on the topic.  The server was beyond helpful and accommodating and appeasing, and apologize profusely when we complained about the Swiss Fondu, and immediately took it off our check, so five stars to him!\n\nThe chocolate fondu was amazing, but really, how can one screw up chocolate?!  I do wish there was a little bit more of a variety of fruit to dip or more strawberries- either way.\n\nIt wasn't such a horrible experience that I wouldn't come back to fill my fondu need, but I certainly will look for better alternatives, which I have been told can be found in both San Rafael and San Francisco.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2GFd25Kgkj1OhGXqpup3Xw", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aHHpQZEsr_p2FdIx96H3Sw", "text": "I have been coming here for years and love this place and the owner. They served us all the food, wine and brew that we could down in a sitting. Great place for a party, just call and let them know ahead of time or there could be a bit of a wait(the place is pretty popular on the weekends) Great for the kids", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8x-nN7xBiyube_MU3gqogw", "date": "2009-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "amBva4IlUh--l-dvrh8fqw", "text": "Service at this place is horrible.  Sure the waiter/owner(?) was friendly enough when he showed us to our table, but then we hardly saw him the rest of the night.  It was like pulling teeth trying to get our orders taken and to get the check.  By the end of the night we had spent a good THREE HOURS sitting in this place and there were only a few other tables there so it's not like they were too busy!  \n\nWe mostly came here to try the chocolate fondue, so I was looking forward to enjoying that after having the savory fondues we had for dinner (which were mediocre).  But after waiting for what felt like an hour for the chocolate fondue to arrive, we were so sick of waiting in this place that my boyfriend actually got up to look for the only waiter in this place and CANCEL OUR CHOCOLATE FONDUE ORDER.  We had rather cancel our only reason for coming to this place in the first place just to GTFO of there.\n\nNever again.  Avoid this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zDsbaUS8nFDVTF70GdXgFw", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B_BT6mrVN2HwmSdV98WxDg", "text": "Service was HELLA slow. I remember coming in with eight of my friends and we were seated immediately and everything but we waited a good 30-40 min for our food to come. Don't leave hungry college students hungry! We ordered Cheddar and Gouda fondue, a plate of fresh apples, a plate of shrimp and vegetables, potatoes, their tortellini cheese pasta, and a chocolate fondue to top it off. The Cheddar had a little too much wine for my taste but my friends enjoyed it. I did like the smoky gouda with the nice array of vegetables and shrimp. The tortellini was also very good. My favorite part of the meal was the chocolate fondue! I loved dipping the marshmallows and strawberries and bananas. And I had fun roasting my marshmallows. But I agree with the other yelpers - its better to make your own fondue! The place has a nice ambience and its really cute - kind of tucked away for the faux Swiss experience. I'm giving it two stars because of the long wait and the $10 minimum per person. And the fact you really can buy all of this food at Berkeley Bowl/Trader Joes/Safeway.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "XXYKOITT7s59SKzZSSv1iA", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_bfoFrO2MsjMrCX1YmBsNg", "text": "Came with a party of five. Had  the party combo of 5 different fondues. I recommend  the steak and 5 cheese. And then the chocolate for dessert. I believe the fondue is all you can eat so you really don't need to order much. It's a small place and we went on a Thursday night and our service was great. I will totally go again but not order as much.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U9IGdoZpAFhenmgo7vTycg", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bMdHfSVmLRLXMPpF0xgtbw", "text": "Really cozy\n\nOwner is extremely nice and generous. You can ask for seconds and even thirds for bread.\n\nThere is a minumum per person though\n\nI had the steak and chicken pots", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BuNfjPq2OTkhuWnPyEIOvA", "text": "If you are even remotely interested in fondue or trying out something a little different (if you aren't then why are you here?)...  then you need to try out Fondue Fred.  Eating in the middle of the courtyard area is an interesting experience in itself.  The owners are super friendly and the food is generally great.  Here is the main selling point: if you get a group of 6 or more to go, then it is $20/each for all you can eat fondue (except for the chocolate fondue, i believe) AND all you can drink wine.  Granted, they aren't cracking $100 bottles and i am pretty sure that they wine comes out  of a bladder, but for that price, you can have one hell of an experience!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EUDuSd11Fhxm6ioLgvxFEQ", "date": "2005-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d08UJ4HorEP2I_LcKrdcWA", "text": "I have to say I'm really shocked at the amount of bad reviews for this place!  My friends and I had a totally different dining experience than most of these folks. \n\nAnyways - we went to Fondue Fred for my birthday - my friends chose the restaurant and none of us had been there, so we were looking forward to trying it.  We had excellent service from the start - the waiter went out of his way to accommodate us with extra chairs, and asked if we had more guests coming and needed another table.  Once we got settled in, we selected 3 cheese fondues for 7 of us - PLENTY of food.    We ordered the garlic, five cheese and fiesta fondues and an order of fresh vegetables.  The cheese was definitely high quality cheese, and well flavored.  Fresh, toasted bread, seasoned potatoes and crunchy fresh vegetables were the perfect dippers.  There were still left-overs at the end of the meal - and trust me - we can all eat!  \nThe waiter was extremely attentive - and even offered a pitcher of soda rather than individual sodas for our table. He brought us new plates after our salad course and also a set of fresh fondue forks and plates for our dessert course. They even brought out a piece of cheesecake and sang happy birthday to me. \nThe chocolate fondue was excellent - and I used to work for a chocolate factory - so trust me when I say that.  A huge plate of fresh fruits and marshmallows were brought out, and the waiter even left two of the sternos burning so that we could toast our marshmallows.  \nAll in all - a great social dining experience and great food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tPjnQM7jY9eZJRX227QDdw", "date": "2009-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DNBqSPNkd4C-H1kE6yguEQ", "text": "Who doesn't love fondue?  It's fun to eat and tasty as well.  The indoor courtyard setting is cool enough, and when added to a pot of bubbling cheese it adds up to a night of endless fun and excitment.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pCGhLbFA8Q2N_LypEOdHcw", "date": "2005-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DvPaWqVxzqpfleuzHU6Rnw", "text": "although i have never had fondue before this place was good. the place was all and cozy  but it was really cold in the restaurant. my bf and i ordered Salami Parmesan fondue and the steak. although it was good the steak was kinda like  a stew. it was good non the less. they fondue was good it came with potato and good french bread. we also got the mushrooms.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ayRY80R0yPE89180hSqLYw", "date": "2010-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E6TBHH0PQGmBxgeko5eA0Q", "text": "My personal  favorite jumping-off point for Girls' Night Out.  I've enjoyed the meal every time I've gone.  Wine, chocolate, cheese, and lots of fun.  What else could girls ask for?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "csOc5Tq-he1YD93cncgQHw", "date": "2008-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eHUxDKKh1We_AU3fIFYutg", "text": "Ok, I totally enjoy Fondue Fred's. I first came here in college, but still come back when I want some great fondue. It's very cozy and reminds me a bit of a cabin, which I like. I usually have always had the same server who is friendly, nice and attentive. The food is great--very generous portions initially, and you can ask for more if needed. The price is also pretty reasonable for fondue and it would be a great place for groups as well. 3 cheers for Fondue Fred's!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "prDIzYC5FhN90ELcmeTlkA", "date": "2009-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FfbhUyDyK4yblRmiFy0Hmg", "text": "Came here on friday and had the gouda cheese fondue and the chocolate fondue. The cheese fondue was good as was the bread. The potatoes had far too much paprika and were overcooked but cold. Also cold was the restaurant! My friend and I had to put our jackets back on because it was just as cold in the restaurant as it was outside!\nThe chocolate fondue was ok. The fruit was great, but the marshmallows were stale.\n\nOverall the food was ok but I can't say that I was terribly impressed by the ambience or wowed enough by the food to actually care to go back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cdqGDAFGHROSlCOVrzxORA", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FgGiQc9zpM_va5JZMvJtMQ", "text": "I have reservations about recommending this place. On one hand,  the twinkling courtyard, festoooned with Christmas lights and heat lamps. On the other hand, the blah factor: there is NO way they are using real Gruyere, most of the cheeses taste cheap/the same, and the raw vegetables are strictly Costco variety. Still, the all-you-can-eat option includes limitless carafes of cheap red and white wine. So... if you don't mind an almost guaranteed hangover the next day, go for it. It all depends on your priorities. \nThe two times I've gone here with friends, we had fun - with one MAJOR caveat. The rage-aholic guy who runs the place. The first time I went, he shamelessly came on to my brother's girlfriend (\"Ohhh... you have beautiful eyebrows... tell me, are you Persian? Ohhh... \"), and the last time, he practically threw my (sick) brother out for showing up late and declining to eat (\"Oh, so you are not eating?! Just going to drink, eh? So, you are feeling sick, heh? And you will not eat?!!\"). It took us a minute to realize that the reason we were being harrassed was that the dude thought my brother was going to scam a meal without paying the $25 all-you-can-eat-and-drink fee. Totally insulting and unacceptable.\n(FYI the place is owned by the same folks who run Chester's at Cedar and Vine. That establishment is very well-run and the food is terrific. But then, I have never seen psycho-dude there.)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "s3SYBHIuiU-Ug7JASi8fjA", "date": "2008-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fGkobpNIk-sSiR0y_uLPJQ", "text": "This place is definitely a solid 3.  Nothing wrong with the place, but I don't think that a pot of cheese and bread is worth making everyone order $10 per person at the table........ I dunno that's just me.\n\nI would go here again if it was with a large group I guess and we wanted to socialize.  The fiesta fondue was my favorite.  Bell peppers, mushrooms and melted cheese.  AND you got tortilla chips to scoop up the delicious melty cheese.  I love love love!   I don't even remember the rest!   \n\nhm.... Maybe I will go back with my friends soon.  I love melted cheese..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2010-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fOsVsQc42XmkClgQhCFvPw", "text": "This place is okay if you manage your expectations.  (Or if you don't have any, I suppose).  My very first fondue restaurant experience was La Fondue in Saratoga... followed up by the Melting Pot (in Larkspur).  So coming to Fondue Fred's after those two experiences was a huge disappointment.  But this place is also about 1/2 of the cost.\n\nAs others have mentioned the service is extremely slow.  It is one guy managing the entire restaurant.  On average, it takes about 2 hours to get  through a meal here (including salad, cheese + dessert fondue)  The salad sucks (but are you really coming here for salad anyway???).  The cheese is okay, but not high quality.  Out of three cheese options, I thought all but the garlic were kind of bland.  You only get bread and potato's with your meal, but you can pay extra for more options (apples, shrimp - all pricey in my opinion.  $5 for apples, REALLY?!?).  The chocolate fondue is very good, but the dippers suck.  You get a ton of melon, with some marshmallows and very minimal amounts of strawberries and banana's (which come on, that's what you want to put your chocolate on!)  Despite the bread continually being refilled, we ran out of dessert dippers and got cut off.  No refills on melon or marshmallows, people!\n\nThe best part about this place is the price tag... $28 per person (and I was full but not overly stuffed).  Fondue Fred's is good enough in a pinch, but I'd much rather just make the drive to the Melting Pot for quality fondue with excellent service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YA0QlAaViKN4d2ZIw8k3aA", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fse5wgslj6WjV8Z0hHOX-w", "text": "Fondue Fred's fondue is pretty good. Fondue Fred's employees - not so pretty good. In fact, they were down-right somber.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bqfv5G7Y5v59tG5FhAICZA", "date": "2006-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fstr1khLGMcn2dUri9QPHg", "text": "I hear a lot of people talk down on this place, but I love it. I love the Swiss dude and his dry sence of humor, I like the wine and I love the fondu! I will come back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Bgtoz5giAh_UMgAibYK62w", "date": "2012-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FVhGxetp-ctSCyrbTkHohA", "text": "I like this place. It doesn't knock your socks off but it's great for large groups. They get  the fourth star for their all you can eat special of under 30 bucks. Pay for your bill at The Melting Pot once and you'll know what I mean.\n\n   I've had a few get togethers here. It's a great setting for a large group and the more people you have the more fondue you get to try. I like to dip the mixed veggies, potatoes, and apples more than the bread. The ultimate dessert is the chocolate fondue; especially when you toast your marshmallow in the burner and then dunk it in the chocolate ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-0jQI-Ru2BAJsGsGcFglPw", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-HURJk_WxONGpH-UmvR9Wg", "text": "This is a great place to drink and eat, in the entertaining evening sense.  Yes it's boxed wine and yes it's not the best fondue to write home about.  But it's good enough and the decor is chill and relaxed.  But the bottom line is eating cheese and bread and getting drunk for $26 with friends is always a winner in my book.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U2uDG8ZC9tuYE60_0Cs2Qw", "date": "2009-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IZkH8pWnDMLhzlGlZI_gHg", "text": "It was our first visit to Fondue Fred's, and a Restaurant.com certificate made it a reasonably priced meal.  The owner was very friendly and joked with all, but seemed to be handling a lot of early Saturday night responsibilities and we did not see him much after he brought our wine and salads.  My daughter loved her melon salad with two giant marshmallows, but we did not feel the same about our small side salads.  We ordered the Cinque Formaggio cheese fondue, Chateaubrian steak cheese-less fondue and a side of shrimp and veggies.  I really don't understand the complaints about a $10/person minimum.  This is a small restaurant, and they can not afford to have tables taken up with four college students sharing one pot of fondue.  If you don't want to spend $10 on dinner out, stick to the dollar menu at fast food chains or try Sweet Tomatoes.  We enjoyed the cheese fondue, and the french bread and roasted red potatoes with it were a tasty dip, but we were very glad to have ordered the veggies to give us some non-starch variety (would skip the shrimp next time).   We expected the cheese-less fondue to be us cooking the meat in oil, as we done at other fondue restaurants, but it was a ready to eat stew of steak and mushrooms with a few veggies dropped on top.  It had a nice flavor, but really could have been any inexpensive cut of stew meat in this preparation.  We had a half carafe of house Cabernet, as the branded wine bottles seemed to be marked up 3x-4x store retail.  Our expectations for it were low, but we hoped for a Cab with a little bite to cut through the cheese.  It was a very soft and generic red wine, so maybe a better option is to bring a bottle and pay the $10 corkage.  We did not have time for dessert, and were sorry to miss out on chocolate fondue.  My daughter enjoyed the fondue experience, and so did we.  Yes, you can easily do this at home, but if you have plans to be out in the Berkeley area with friends and are looking for a fun, social dining experience, grab a Restaurant.com certificate and give Fred's a try.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7oiwAWbOnZOJ4S2wXo-DTg", "date": "2010-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jfjw0CMXAEcV-Mrd4fSIFw", "text": "This place was good for groups and I rather liked the all you can eat /all you can drink wine special. I noticed they filled us up on bread pretty quickly. All in all it was just okay but for 15 it was probably more accommodating than other restaurants would be.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JgXORnBcgmmkGMnzv87Oyw", "text": "I'm in Berkeley visiting my boyfriend and his best friend has wanted to go to fondue for awhile.  I intentionally, did not go to the melting pot in Pasadena when the BF visited me so that we could all do fondue together here at Fondue Freds.\nWe gather together our group of 6 planning to have the all you can drink wine.  I called to find out how it works, how late they are open and if we need a reservation.  They are open 'til 10:00  it's Thursday, the earliest we can get everyone together is 9:00 (I know, not the best way to take advantage of all you can drink but it's what works for everyone).  I ask if we need a reservation, the guy on the phone says no but since there's 6 of us and we're coming so late, he takes down my name and number and asks me to call if there's a change of plans.  \nMe and my 5 friends arrive at 9:00 and this place is totally closed, shut down with no sign of life.  Seriously, that sucks, that's no way to run a business stay open during your posted hours.  Oh and you could've called me since you obviously had a change of plans.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "PW9kRI8zwjpItRuJl90SBg", "date": "2009-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "juGID9h5gKfoVBguzTKGbw", "text": "Absolutely love this place for so many reasons, atmosphere, food and cheep for all you get. It's a wonderful place to celebrate special occasions, birthdays or just because.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lviCH3z_gB-BFVTiAWGhFQ", "date": "2011-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jw6wmOsq5fUl7KwfgjZxQA", "text": "We had a fantastic experience here! We were a large group of about 20 people including children. I loved their Parmesan fondue and Asiago fondue. I also tried the traditional fondue, that has a lighter, less interesting flavor but was good for children, as the owner suggested. The fondues came with bread, veggies, and perfectly cooked potatoes. I am not into chocolate fondue but their chocolate fondue was also really delicious and came with fruit and marshmallows. \n\nCompared to other fondue restaurants I tried, in the U.S. and in Europe, this is one of the best. The menu is very creative and has a lot of options. The athmosphere is cozy, the price more than reasonable and the service was great. I read in other reviews that it is cold there but we ate outside under the heating lamps and the temperature was fine.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yZSAu5XN_-i_RQ4gyrAZ1Q", "date": "2011-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k-OVGbcn8hQoMQfwlO-hBg", "text": "O.k. so my friend had a coupon to this place so we decided to try it. We loved the look of the \"outside patio area\" if that's what you want to call it. Unfortunately we were stuck inside where it looks like it was decorated with 70's thrift store crap. O.k. so on to the food. Not bad, but I thought when you do fondue you cook it yourself at the table. I thought the original cheese fondue was really really good. The dessert fondue was good too. It's worth going their once just for a fun experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vJhfgkIXwcCVQ7DO98KO0A", "date": "2007-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kvnhbGq813np6GVaj_oA-w", "text": "My 1st time here was good and the place felt like a great place to drink some beer. So i order the, \"Huge\" $8 glass of beer(samuel adams)  it was huge! But I wouldn't come here again because one fondue is $16 and it is just a bowl of potato with a basket of bread plus the cheese fondue or whatever fondue you order. The chocolate fondue was just a plate of marshmallow,melon,strawberries,pineapple, and plus the chocolate  for $18 and there's nothing fancy about it. They just throw it on a plate like all the other reviewer said! It's tastes good, but it's like something you can make at home. Well, all fondue is $16-$18. That is just not worth it, but it is a good experience for first timers or for their beer.\n\n( I used restaurant.com gift certificate and got $25 off my bill.)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "laGAD0aw1BQVFFXWvYt2Hg", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KYj6mZQcVoup82conlTPYw", "text": "We had a lovely anniversary dinner last night at Fondue Fred.  I'm surprised by the other comments, but like all places/people in the service industry, sometimes even restaurants have off-days.  \n\nWe ordered Fondue Ticines (#9) which came with salad, potatoes and bread.  We added a side of veggies.  Sure, the salad was garden variety but what do you expect from a $17 fondue for two?  The portions of bread and potatoes were gigantic - could have easily fed 3-4 with one order.  We barely got through half of our entree fondue because we wanted to save room for dessert.  The chocolate fondue was equally as delicious.  We could tell the chocolate was of good quality - it tasted rich and dark, not like some cheap brand of milk chocolate.  With 1 glass of wine, 1 soda, 1 entree and 1 dessert fondue (which left us bursting at the seams), we were out the door for about $50.  That's pretty good!\n\nThe service was just fine.  Our waiter was friendly and checked on us often.  When he went on break, the restaurant owner took over our table and was equally as friendly and attentive.  \n\nWe will definitely return to Fondue Fred!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W56z2T7t2wYY3WFMWnVQdA", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ljcZUsKcnrFm2bjiVyxNsg", "text": "I could just say it's ok, this is the first time trying fondue\nWe ordered the classic fondue. It's fun, but the cheese here is not creamy enough, the bread is good.  \nWe didn't order the chocolate fondue, but it looks really nice", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0mpsznNH-jBS8aI3e-QByg", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LmTb5TZU1mGvf4MrnQqEHg", "text": "For a first time fonduer, I thought it was pretty good. Who can complain about fatty, gooey, goodness on a stick, right?\n\nMy favorite cheese fondue was the gouda.  Not sharp, but mild in flavor. The Cinque Fromage was ok, but I preferred the gouda. Also had a meatball fondue, which was just like meatballs simmering in tomato, wine sauce. All you needed was pasta and you had a hearty spaghetti. My suggestion is that you dip your bread into your cheese, then skewer a meatball and eat it together. Tastes like a pizza. \n\nThe dessert fondue was ok. It was chocoate fondue with a serving of fruit and marshmellows. Oh and if you go to their website, print out the coupon and you get it for free if you order 3 entree fondues.  Be sure to print it out. I saved a image of it on my phone and gave it to the server. She let it slide, but she said they are getting strict and that you need to have a print out of the coupon.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NgapNNErXajBp6Ro5I21Jg", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ls_sLgY1lrErC4Sp9viGkg", "text": "The food is amazing. The cheese fondue is great, and there is enough to share with a few people. The chocolate fondue is great, and seems like it would be fun to share among friends and family. I love cheese and chocolate, which both makes me bias and also picky,  but I can honestly say both were fantastic. Also the garlic bread is very fresh!\nThe ambiance is cute and cozy, and the owner is very nice. \nTruly an enjoyable food experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OKZ-I2PpakUfZmn1utm__g", "date": "2011-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mLwbVsgPboqYJgBmRb9yHQ", "text": "Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to Fondue Freds.  I heart fondue including The Melting Pot and was excited when I got a Restaurant.com certificate worth $25 for only 2 bucks.  \n\nAfter a less than stellar cheese fondue with stale bread sliced so big I couldn't easily fit peices in my mouth, boiled potatoes and raw veggies (my bad for ordering raw veggies with cheese foudue I guess) I was hoping for a kick butt chocolate ending.  Nope, just regular old chocolate melted in a pot.  A few strawberries (YUM!) were accompanied by pineapple (yes), apples (ok) and canteloupe and honeydew melon (come on, these fruits do not accompany chocolate well and I know they are cheap plate fillers).  \n\nThe only upside was that we got to roast our marshmellows over an open steno.  \n\nPrice: (with two alc. beverages) $58 AFTER $25 coupon.  Rip off.  \n\nPS Service was also pretty scarce.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Lp1SiAMHqkqvJdHeUxVbbA", "date": "2010-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NSk0ISIjIQaxupQqWPmbaA", "text": "Wanted to check this out after watching a show on Food Network about fondue.  This is a cute little place and I can see how it can be fun if you and a bunch of girlfriends got together here, like the large party of loud women that were dining there while we were there.  They were so loud that we couldn't hear each other.\n\nThe fondue was okay, a little bit too much on the liquid side, but maybe that's how fondue is supposed to be?  I imagined having ribbons of cheese after you dip the bread and swirl the cheese around it (like what we saw on Food Network).  We had the garlic fondue, which was a bit bitter (burnt garlic?) and the gouda fondue.  I recommend the latter.  I like my cheese strong, so I'll have to try the blue cheese fondue next time.  It's fun for little kids as they can roast marshmallows right from the table and dip it in the chocolate fondue.  \n\nI will try this place again, but this time I'll bring all of my loud girlfriends.....ha!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oIkJwzxwDuzr_3U27XwUJw", "date": "2010-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NU-M6mbwVtSzXN7K_bJorQ", "text": "We spent the night here as a family and it was so much fun!!  I can't really imagine being a consistent customer here because it is:\n\n1.  probably not worth the busride from Alameda\n2.  a very heavy meal \n3.  pretty expensive considering what comes out \n\nThe food is good, it's just priced like a gourmet meal when it doesn't really taste that way.  Dude, though, the service was great.  Don't get me wrong.  We thoroughly enjoyed every goddamn minute we spent in here (the outdoor mall seating was actually suprisingly pleasant and the family style service was perfect for the occasion!!).  \n\nIf you haven't been to Fondue, this may be a great place to start.  Consider it like Fondue 101.  After one visit, consider yourself a graduate.  Now you can go on to greener and stinkier melting pots in the greater bay area...\n\nNext time, I'll bring a date and order less to save room for dessert...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y5kLtH852BrYLJ-GjRXJUQ", "date": "2008-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p10HhZbIDPD6i1mptbtqFA", "text": "Me and my husband had our wedding reception at Fondue Fred 4 years ago. It is a perfect place to have a small celebration. I love fondue and they offer many different kind, like garlic, champagne, Parmesan etc. and their service is excellent. We always go back there to celebrate our wedding anniversary and our birthdays. And we usually get free wine!\nI would highly recommend this place to anyone!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lEWMjQB8Tmj8UbTl_WfZdA", "date": "2008-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P9wABHxAvvwqnOeXM2QFzQ", "text": "Well I love fondue. All fondue. So it should come as no surprise that I loved this fondue. \n\nThat said, something about this place seemed cheap. The bread was not that good, the cheeses were probably fresh out of Costco and I'm pretty sure the 1/2 carafe of Cabernet we ordered was Two Buck Chuck from Trader Joes.\n\nAs for the service, maybe the owners read some of the scathing reviews here and changed their attitude, or maybe they just decided to be nice 'cuz it was Valentine's day, but we had a lovely waiter and no bad things to say about that.\n\nOh, and if you go there, be aware it's RIGHT next to the Berkeley campus and you will be surrounded by college kids. Nothing wrong with that, just an FYI.\n\nBTW, be sure to go to the bathroom and ask for the big red ladle that has the key on it. Hillarious!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2JINgm8Fln9jGQwUYOHZ7g", "date": "2010-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q0wAWXUCEHFqvyizmA3uAw", "text": "The delicious and smooth semi-sweet chocolate fondue with marshmallows and fruits made up for the rest of the experience.\n\nEXTREMELY slow service. Took us 45 minutes to get our food, and the rest of the dinner went equally slowly, despite the fact that we were one of 3 parties in the whole restaurant. Cheese was a bit gritty, but the overall flavor was pleasant and mild (for the Garlic and Fiesta fondues). The Chicken Tortellini fondue was was savory and tasty (wine and butter sauce), but the chicken itself was dry and difficult to chew. The bread for dipping would have been better toasted and warm, but the vegetables were good (had to pay extra for them).\n\nOverall, it's a decent first-time experience if you've never had fondue, but I wouldn't return over and over again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RjtEhiNbGxnJKktg_wo4wQ", "date": "2012-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q2Nl00xCXn2W5zAw_VHZzA", "text": "It was my floormate's birthday and the owner was very nice to us, but honestly - the quality of this place wasn't that great.  The bread, for one: it was like large hunks of Safeway baguette that had been left in the bag for two days, and the crust was all wimpy.  This isn't really acceptable when there's such a live bread scene in this area.  I'm a super bread-snob, so this was especially disappointing.  Dipping it into the fondue pushed it into palatability, and well - white bread that you don't want to eat on its own is pretty bad.  And the \"cheese fondue\" was more of a salty cream fondue than a cheese fondue (skimping on the cheese?).\n\n And then the $10/person part was pretty lame, too.  Really sorry, nice-owner-guy :/.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qJg6j1HQYgF4IeMz7GYlXQ", "text": "It is always a pleasure to dine at Fondue Fred.  The people are very nice and the fondue is good. Tonight, there were 8 of us and the service was great, the food was great, and most of all, the wine carafes were never empty!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4vSRuSIjLDLMrFIhnEErjw", "date": "2009-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QMepQfJcRGb2F4sYxmEayQ", "text": "I had my first fondue experience ever at Fred's.  The food was pretty good, the gouda is DELICIOUS! The chocolate fondue with the fruit and marsh mellows was my absolute favorite. HOWEVER, the service SUCKED...we were at the restaurant for over 2 hours total. Most of that time was waiting for our food...if you're looking for a fast place to eat, don't go here. Also, make sure to check that your plates are clean. Luckily I checked mine before eating and it had a large amount of dust/dirt on it....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Z5g5k6stGWl3tDeZyIkqyA", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SMmizmnG5GwzshP455JNpQ", "text": "I went here once with some people and I ordered this chicken dish which had mushrooms and vegetables in it and was more like a soup. It was really tasty. The other people ordered different cheese fondues and they really liked it but I thought it tasted a little bitter or something. I must say that they give you huge servings; we were not able to finish everything. I was a little put off by how dirty the wine glasses, cups and silverware were. I had scrape food particles out of my cup. And the chairs were really uncomfortable. My boyfriend switched with me because I felt like I was falling out of my chair. I think the floor was also slanted where we were too. And they could definitely make the tables bigger. It was kind of crammed with 3 pots on burners on the table. We had a restaurant.com gift certificate and even with that this place seemed a little expensive. It is kind of cool and was a fun experience and the food and wine was good, but they need to fix their dishwasher or something because that was kinda gross.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QqVg902F9hlfIb8RbUGG9Q", "date": "2012-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ugB9CHfUF7oqb1gf_7y5Wg", "text": "Super delicious! The staff was very friendly and laid back.  I went with my three kids and they were very friendly to them and welcoming! I thoroughly enjoyed myself. I recommend it and will go again! Especially with the restaurant.com gift certificate!\n\nWe had the quince fromaggio and the Parmesan classic! We ordered a side of mushrooms and shrimp.  Then we had the chocolate fondue dessert.  We were all stuffed and very pleased!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "euWbTlBT5SKSB4ayIcJnww", "date": "2010-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VeClmNAuSXYFqyyBHknLww", "text": "After getting disappointed with melting pot, we'd stopped going for fondue completely. Until we discovered Fondue Fred. Setting is interesting, with lots of college kids hanging around. They have a nice outdoor seating. We tried cheese fondue, which was ok. But the chocolate fondue was amazing, lots of fruits.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PEydieZs6_gOp_hSjheyIw", "date": "2010-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VH1iDLLS2nLQmpkNdKSkIw", "text": "The first place I ever had fondue...  It was pretty good, and I was on a date with my girlfriend there.  The location and all was only subpar, though, and the only difference between most dishes (it wasn't this way at The Melting Pot) was what could get dipped.\n\nNice enough place, but The Melting Pot kicks its ass.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RCKdmKDZRd-RovZVtNSCLA", "date": "2006-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vL7Jlsi_M7f_PdOCbJa-HQ", "text": "I really like Fondue Fred's. Is it the best fondue ever? Maybe not but it's good.  The staff is friendly, the atmosphere is fun, and it's great for groups. I have gone as a party of 2 and as a party of more than 6. \n\nMost recently I went with myself and one other person:\nWe shared the Chili Pepper Fondue and add a side of mushrooms. It is plenty of food( as the fondue comes with red potatoes and bread).  I have never had a problem with the freshness of vegetables, and  this time the mushrooms were bright white. That came to $27.15  with tip, that's a pretty good meal for 2 and not really too expensive.  I have to say though we are very portion minded people, most restaurants give way too much ( 2-3x what you should eat) so I'm much happier with restaurants that give more real portion sizes like Fondue Fred's, one pot is plenty to share for 2. \n\nThe group parties of 6 of more are always fun you get 5 of the basic fondue's to try, chocolate fondue and unlimited wine for I think $26 a person, and they never make you rush or kick you out.  The parties I have been too everyone drinks more than $26 in wine a person, so it's a great deal.  I've never had a problem with my reservations and I've made them on a few different occasions. \n\nUsually you can find a coupon on their website for a party of 5 or under too.  \n\nThis is someplace I keep going back too, but when I want something a little better quality ( and pricier) I go to the Melting Pot in Larkspur.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TgOaTBhotYP0TV0xs6Visg", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vvT4ulxCEKZ9UBl7lD6U3g", "text": "3.5 stars\n3 of us got there around 5:30. There were about 4 other tables occupied. Sat ourselves in the 'courtyard' area. Ordered meatball, 5 cheese, shrimp and veggies & garlic bread. \nGot the salad right away (that comes with order, along with red potatoes).\nThe salad & potatoes were fine. Really enjoyed the 5-cheese. \nThe meatballs were good and hot. Unsure of what were supposed to do with the veggies because they were all raw. Waiter took them and brought back steamed. Which tasted good. Had a lot of garlic bread leftover. \nOverall, enjoyed the meal, although if we go again, will probably forgo the shrimp and veggies & garlic bread. \nThere was only 1 waiter, but the service was not slow. \nWe skipped the dessert and went to C.R.E.A.M. instead ;)\nWith the $25 coupon, we each paid $15, with drinks, tax & tip.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MhEsnJRunEhTYSKpWQc0tg", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wBM5H4Ylj0f9LZL6wLg12A", "text": "You know, for what you get and what you pay, it's really a decent place! The other fondue places are just a bit much, you know? Cost, amount of food... K and I just wanted the cheese fondue and of course, chocolate fondue to top us off. \n\nHad the Gouda fondue and the chocolate fondue for dessert. Both were pretty good. Loved how dessert comes w/ an extra flame for *roasting* marshmallows. \n\nOnly drawback of the place that I have found so far, and I've been dining occasionally at Fred's for years, is that it's usually cold in there. I gotta remember next time to bring a sweater.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SJ8S5rUmJOJGMEbGHdLU3A", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WEw6xI6yhpq3oewSjg7m0g", "text": "BLAHH my Boyfriend sam and i went here last night because i had a restaurant's gift card. got here.. had to order 50$ to get 25 off so we ordered two cheeses and garlic bread and chocolate the cheeses came 45 min down the road.. it was really good the first few bites. i suppose because we were so hungry... they gave us stale bread and blan potatoes. that's it?? after we couldn't take anymore. i asked our waiter whom was the only onoe working there if we could get our chocolate because we needed to be some wear.. which he looked like he totally understood until a half hour later the coco late came out and we were presented with a plate of sliced bananas strawberry's and red apples... oh and four marsh mellows. SAM took the first bite as i was trying to roast my mellow over a candle... he had a very odd look on his face and promptly requested that i try it because it had a familiar taste.... could it be???? HERSHEY SYRUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! warmed of course but defiantly not decadent.... as he brought the tab it was 45$ he hadded on 18% gratuity.. anyway... gross place never coming back i loooovvveee the melting pot go there. all the people on here that say its good....have no taste buds and low standers.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "vr5NceR0xp0maZu1qZ7EWQ", "date": "2012-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wNI_KiCpGFzHrbDpzoj1cQ", "text": "Its hard not to like melted cheese, and the fondues themselves are very good. I wish the peripherals were better - fresher more interesting dippables, salad with real dressing, etc. Basically its a good casual place, and I would rather they take it to a higher level.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NqlXmevVUjFkYGux2evROQ", "date": "2006-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wsHkUwsf6_czbGsoBVuNEQ", "text": "I was certainly disappointed at Fondue Fred. The only thing preventing me from giving it just one star was the funny and polite waiter/cook?/owner? who seemed to be doing everything. The fondue was just not good, I can't say it any other way. We wanted to try a lot so we tried three cheese fondues and a few meat ones. None of them I found appealing, and I actually just ate bread for part of the meal without fondue. Really bad, especially for Berkeley. I suppose if you were a college student at Cal your opinion might be a bit higher, especially since I noted the alcohol selection was extremely cheap - which may bump my rating up higher if I go back and get wasted for very little money.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rgKNgasarGFY-BTcavCAXg", "date": "2006-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xBeee96MR57DsC59OMdwPg", "text": "I would probably give this place 2 stars if I've actually experienced better but since it was my first Swiss fondue experience I can't say that I have. Fondue Fred does not have great fondue though. It was actually quite mediocre for what it was. Our meal started with a complimentary small salad and it came with a tangy dressing that I did not like. We ordered a chateaubrian steak $16, a garlic fondue $16, and a chocolate fondue $14. I think I enjoyed the flavor of the steak fondue the most. The garlic fondue I thought was good when you first bite into it but after you swallow you're left with a wine aftertaste. Some people may like that but I definitely did not. These two fondues came with bread and potatoes. The potatoes I liked but the bread was soft and of low-quality. I saw a yelper here say that they offer nacho chips too. How come we weren't offered any? I liked the chocolate fondue the least. It came with a platter with sliced fruits (apples, bananas, strawberries, cantaloupe, and honey dew) and marshmallows. I found the chocolate too be too bitter and I did not find most of the fruit to go well with the chocolate. What I did find nice was that they had a portable heater running right behind my chair which helped keep us warmer on a cold day. We used a $25 restaurant.com coupon which helped with the meal. I know there are better places for fondue like at the La Fondue or Melting Pot. You'll be paying more for it but not too much more I guess cuz Fondue Fred was not cheap either. The reality of it is that you can easily do fondue at home for way cheaper. I think I may want to do that instead and it would probably taste better too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uVHIn8n4JWE5P3krHroD3w", "date": "2011-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YO27gU7flExYU3Js0z3UWQ", "text": "Food isn't tasty. Service is spotty. Only reason this gets a 2 star and not a 1 is because it's kind of an experience. On top of that, it isn't a cheap outing either.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZLfvKFwIAexQQOTV3SU6uA", "date": "2010-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZbdEwAsaFmXrqpggQhk8Rw", "text": "If you're looking for something different and have a appetite for some good fondue. Then Fondue Fred's is the place. Its located in on Telegraph in berkeley right across from the Buffallo Exchange. \n\nThe food is REALLY GOOD.... the different chesses, meatballs, sauces, foundue dippings you can imagine. The chocolate fondue\nat the end of the meal with strawberrys, marshmellows, is the bomb!\n$20 a person to drink all the wine you want! Check this place out! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XljAAPbjkfCSWHkhxNnTiA", "date": "2009-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zm3OaFeaZyy6RRffepu1mg", "text": "What an embarrassment.\n\nI knew not to expect too much from this place after having read other reviews on here, but I was still itching with curiosity after I came out of eating a somewhat mediocre fill of Ethiopian food just next door. Mulling over a pot of melted cheese sounded like a really good idea to me at the time, especially since it was so cold. Honestly, none of the customers at the time (2 families, a group of about 10 college kids, and a handful of couples inside) looked very happy and I was tempted to ask them if their food reflected their sour expressions. \n\nI got the $25 off coupon from restaurant.com (recommended by other Yelpers), and it made the experience a bit easier to swallow. (Click http://www.fonduefred.com/menu.html for the list of prices). I've never had fondue before so maybe this might not be a fair review, but I know my food, and everyone who knows me knows I know my food. So in a way, it should be a somewhat-fair review x\")\n\nMy party of four ordered the classic fondue ($16) and the fiesta cheese fondue ($17). I think I could have made a better classic fondue AND a better fiesta fondue in my own kitchen despite the fact that I was a fondue virgin. The classic cheese fondue was a little gritty, with a hint of bitterness (as if the wine:cheese ratio was off). Fiesta fondue was better but only because we had the disappointing classic cheese fondue to compare it to. We asked for vegetables ($6 for a plate of broccoli, zucchini, cauliflower, carrots, and maybe bell peppers) because I was sick of eating a meal of only carbs and fat. Although the veggies made the meal better, it also made it worse. I stabbed my piece of cauliflower and when I held it up to my face, I SAW TINY SPIDERS AND GNATS SMASHED INTO THE CREVICES. I didn't tell anyone at my table because I didn't want to ruin their already-sorry meal as well. (I tried to take pictures of the insect confetti, but my camera wouldn't focus properly XP)\n\nWe all unanimously agreed that the fondues were blah. Really blah. And not worth it. \n\nWe then proceded to dessert fondue ($14) in hopes that it would taste better (I mean, how can you go wrong with melted chocolate?). Our lukewarm chocolate fondue came with a plate of deliciously refreshing Costco fruit salad and a few Jet-Puffed jumbo regular and strawberry-flavored(?) marshmallows. I loved the fruit the most. Costco never disappoints. ^^ The chocolate was a bitter/dark chocolate (not milk) which I thought was pretty smart if you're looking for a more adult palate to satisfy.\n\nService was okay - not as bad as people said. You could tell that the man meant well and he joked with us, too. He was nice and attentive, and although he wasn't the fastest server, I doubt it was because he was lazy or grumpy. A for effort. :) As I mentioned earlier, our party unanimously agreed that we didn't like the place, and when it came for our server to pick up our check, he asked us, \"So, will you be coming back again?\" \n\nI'll leave you fellow Yelpers to answer that question. As for me, I didn't want to disappoint the poor man, so I just shrugged, grinned, and told him, \"Maybe!!\" as I winced inside thinking about the cheese-covered congregation of spiders and gnats that could have entered my belly that night.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2EjfO1-gitGFJ0MDFK7VKw", "date": "2010-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zqKqlpCuHoE18ddANFORUg", "text": "I've never had fondue, and I have to say that my experience here leads me to think I I just don't like fondue!\n\nWe ordered 3 dishes and still was not filling. \n\nI don't like paying $50+ and still leaving hungry!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ywyD07wXdfTz0jicl0gTmA", "date": "2010-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zrduqiCiU0dTyY0Gd5M44A", "text": "people always say this place is too pricey for what you get. well...it is. but if you want local fondue, where the hell else are you going to get it? wait...i can answer that: it's pretty easy to make this kind of stuff at home. so my rec is to go with a discount coupon and you'll feel pretty good about it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2X4yIsAHtPi_UwfgaCCloQ", "date": "2006-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AY5EGgFzEEfHFQg6HcAIjA", "text": "Food: 2/5\nService: 3/5\nAtmosphere: 4/5\nValue: 2/5\nTotal = 2.75/5\n\nWhat a disappointment. After reading the reviews, my girlfriend and I didn't have high expectations. And yet, what a disappointment. \n\nThe fondue is of very mediocre quality. Bad quality cheese, with a weird powdery texture..... yuk. The potatoes don't have much taste, some are undercooked. The bread is OK. The wine wasn't so bad for the price. $60 total for 2 was WAY over priced what it is.\n\nService is good, nothing special but the waiter was friendly. The atmosphere is the highlight of this place. Cute wooden European decoration, it feels like you're eating outside even though you're indoor. Minus 1 star for the horrible slow and pseudo-romantic piano music.\n\nWe were checking the place out to maybe have a friend's birthday party there. Now we know we won't...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "E2Cqw7b8U4Q-9SJAw2wAOQ", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qcUIMJMY-umW-B3cZL7O8g", "text": "Fondue? Fondon't. From the name, this joint sounds like a cheap imitation of that famous French cuisine, and that's what it is. Way overpriced--$17 for a pot of fondue that tasted like it was made with swiss cheese from Safeway. And the bread they gave us to dip with? Tasted like cheap white bread from Safeway.\n\nI'm used to fondue restaurants where they give you raw meat that you cook yourself by dipping it in the soup. Here, they basically just gave us a bowl of chicken soup. This was nowhere near as good as other fondue I've had. And the kicker was that when we asked \"Fred\" (I assume that's who it was ) if he could wrap up two of our fondues, he said, \"Uh, do you want it in two separate boxes, or is one okay?\" Are you serious? You're pressuring us to mix our two dishes together, just so you can save one box? Sounds like Fred might be in some fon-ancial trouble.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "oVgFYN37V-hr1BEas-Rd8Q", "date": "2008-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "stERQqsxxIEGvf3YITysLg", "text": "I really hate having to give this place 2 stars but really it's all I can muster. \nI went here a while back and ... we also did the whole group all you can swallow disaster. \nThe fondue was runny, the service was just plain weird. The people seemed nice enough... honestly I really wish this place was better than it is.\nPlease owners of Fundu Fred... get it together. You have a great concept and a good location .... just please get it all worked out.\n\nI don't think I'd ever go back ... and after going to La Fundue in Saratoga... I think I am ruined for all other fondue spots. Damn you La Fondue you WHORE!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gytFjzBw-z5LZD-6JSMChg", "date": "2008-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-ujquWoS3aG1qZK8SW7h9g", "text": "I'll keep it short. The food is mediocre. Fondue tastes like cheese from a can, bread is cold and stale, and meatballs taste like Chef Boyardee. \n\nDessert Fondue was good and the fruits they served were decent. Wine was also good given the price. \n\nHowever service was slow and unresponsive. I had to get up a few times to call the waiter over to get service. Unacceptable. Steer clear, so many other choices in Berkeley to go to then this dump.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VoHQA7nQFOKppHWsd_gSdg", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2HUw-WVyPAxSghLBbMANrw", "text": "My family wanted a fondue meal, so we decided to drive out to Berkeley to use a Restaurants.com gift card. We made a reservation since we had a large group, and were seated immediately which was a plus. \n\nWe decided to order off the party menu (groups of 5 or more) that has unlimited fondue for a set price per person.  We were told that the gift certificate could not be used for the party menu, but after talking to the waiter (who appeared to be the owner),  he said he would help us out and took our gift card. \n\nIt took an hour and a half to get our first 5 pots of cheese and meat. The food was ok; the meat is not your typical fondue - its like a pre cooked stew but no spoon or anything to serve it with.  There also was not enough bread and stuff to dip in the cheese. We finished and asked for one more pot of cheese since we were paying for unlimited refills.  \n\nAfter an hour of waiting for our second pot of cheese, a member of our party went up to find the waiter who had been actively avoiding our table (he came to our table to take our order,  deliver the first pot of food and once more after we had been done for awhile.  He never asked to see if we were doing ok or anything).  The waiter said the cook was working on our order and that the kitchen had been slammed.  Almost all of the tables were open,  and when our party member looked back at the kitchen there was only one guy who was cooking and eating while he was making our food.  The food came out in another 20 minutes (an hour and 20 minutes total)  and was lukewarm and had absolutely NOTHING to dip in it. He brought the chocolate at the same time, which was not great (we ended up going to CREAM down the street for dessert which was great and very inexpensive). \n\nWhen we finally got our bill,  he had charged us full price and an 18% tip.  We tried to talk to him, but he kept our gift card and didn't give us any discount. In the end we gave up since we are never coming back to use the gift card even if he gave it back. Terrible experience, but luckily the company was great!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6s_0l83KH1ql8DiCrhMXDw", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9fp-eVDp8tDE_Fg0qh9_EQ", "text": "I've always wanted to try this place, and since I had a restaurant.com coupon, I figured that even if it blows, at least I didn't pay full price.\n\nIt definetely blew.  The server was attentive when we first got there, but as soon as he came by with a pitcher of water with no glasses, it pretty much went down hill from there.  We had to flag the server down each time we needed something.  There was this super large party (20 people probably) at the table next to us, but I don't think that's any excuse to neglect your other customers.  Especially when catering to large parties seem to be part of their business.  Hire more help is my tip.\n\nWe ordered the 5 cheese fondue, and the steak fondue.  It was mediocre at best.  The steak fondue just tasted like watered down soup.  I wanted to add salt and pepper.  The 5 cheese fondue was really thick and tasted so stronly of wine that I had to stop eating it.  And this is coming from a cheese addict.  It broke my heart that I couldn't continue eating the cheese.  There was just something lacking in the dish...ah yes, the taste of cheese.  I swear, I thought I was just eating chunks of solidified wine.\n\nWe asked for the food to go, and the server only packed the fondue dishes.  He did not bother packing up the side dish we ordered, or the bread and potatoes that it comes with.  We had to ask for everything to be packed up, which I think is ridiculous.\n\nSince we had a coupon, the server took the liberty of including the suggested tip amount, which he calculated post-tax, and which I don't think he deserved.  \n\nI really wanted to like this place, as I love cheese!  I might give this place another try...maybe the 5 cheese fondue is supposed to have a strong wine taste??  I guess we shall find out...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JTdGnuPNavg3ZhD3SqQ3ew", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FCanSNAsUQPTj9VLSrAeWQ", "text": "So - I've seen this place almost every time I have visited Berkeley and I have always wanted to try it.  Something about the courtyard setting and the social aspect of fondue was most appealing.  Today, we spontaneously decidied to go to Berkeley for some shopping and people watching.  My friends were gracious enough to go eat at the place I suggested.  Thus, we found ourselves seated at Fondue Fred, a cozy little restaurant tucked a little ways back from Telegraph in that cute little courtyard.  I found the owner (who waited on us and prepared our food) to be most pleasant.  She was more than accomodating and we thought the food was just fine for what it is.  It was reasonably priced and fun to eat with friends.  It's definately not \"gourmet\" or \"noveau\" but come on - it's on Telegraph and it's fondue with all you can drink wine for the college crowd.  Who cares - we had a great time and enjoyed the food which is all that matters.  To top off the experience she brought us complimentary cheese cake which was outstanding!  I read the other reviews only after visiting.  Other YELPers seem to have been a little harsh here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kv_coFfYsJ3oAxZu0pIXkg", "date": "2009-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gApZjB9sz-B1aCsFGwQsgw", "text": "If you come here expecting a fancy spancy fondue restaurant, you will be disappointed. This is not a fancy place, but it is a fun experience and would be great with a group of friends. Also, make sure you get a coupon from restaurant.com! \n\nThe regular cheese fondues are okay. To be honest, I had a hard time telling the difference between the gouda and the cheddar. I highly recommend the Mexican fiesta fondue. Not only does it come with the potatoes and bread like the other cheese fondues, but it also includes tortilla chips. Getting a plate of veggies is also a good idea. \n\nYou don't want to miss the chocolate fondue. It comes with both fruit and marshmallows. Yum. 2 fondues for 2 people is plenty of food with leftovers to take home! It's pretty hard to reheat the fondues properly though. \n\nFor drinks, don't bother ordering wine at the restaurant. Who knows what the house red/white is. Bring your own wine and pay the corkage fee. If you order 2 fondues and pay the corkage fee, it's works out perfectly for the restaurant.com coupon. \n\nIf you can, try to get one of the courtyard tables near a heat lamp. The interior space is kinda dark and sometimes a bit dingy. It's not bad for a low key date night though.\n\nService can be a bit slow if they are crowded, but the owner (I assume he is Fred) is very friendly and kinda quirky. One time, he took a great interest in the wine we brought for the meal and offered to waive the corkage fee if we let him taste it. It was a Spanish red (Tempranillo), and Fred declared it was very tasty and a good match for fondue. Woohoo, no corkage fee!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DNBkhL3fkyD7LC_ZT57EFg", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KKwILjnkQI3LNNm2mrayGQ", "text": "It's definitely not quality, but it's fun. When I need \"fun\" I go to Fondue Fred's with a group of friends. If I want quality, I go to the Melting Pot or La Fondue with my husband. \n\nThey use iceburg lettuce for their salads. You don't cook any of your own food like traditional fondue (which could be a pro or a con, depending on how you look at it). I always leave feeling stuffed off of all the cheap bread and moderate cheese.\n\nThankfully, their prices aren't too outrageous. And if you go with a group, they have a special price so you get drinks, etc included. This is definitely a \"group\" type of place!\n\nService is \"ok\". Not great. I think the waiter/owner was drunk the time we were there. Not sloppy drunk, but just very \"happy\". ha! We were entertained, but it didn't make for a fast dinner. He was pleased to serve, though, which was nice.\n\nTheir chocolate fondue is simple, but yummy. So yummy, you may need 2 to fill your group's craving!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NaVZBnt2pibiLtTosxi90Q", "date": "2008-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l7Qk6EX9ycxHaArYhcgoyw", "text": "Blah everything (decor,fondue,bread,) and the service really sucks!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_wNIbDPZzX9h3ut6ED30SA", "date": "2007-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lk3nkDgi00LZPI9ui40m0A", "text": "Came here with a bunch a friends for dinner on a Friday night. It wasn't crowded, as I would have expected.  They have indoor and outdoor seating.  \n\nFor our party of four we ordered the Cinque Formaggio, Gouda, and Meatball Fondue. The Cinque Formaggio is a mix of mozzarella, provolone, romano and guyere cheese. From the cheese fondues, I liked this one over the Gouda, as it was more flavorful.  The meatball fondue was also good. Lots of meatballs in a wine sauce. Very savory in taste and went well if the cinque formaggio, if you added both together.    \n\nFor dessert we had the chocolate fondue.   That was the least impressive fondue, as the chocolate was not what I expected. I was expecting a thicker, richer, and sweeter sauce. What came out in the fondue pot was literally Hershey's chocolate sauce, just heated.   It came with a mix plate of marshmallows and fruit (banana, strawberry, honey dew melon, and pineapple. I thought the pineapple didn't work well with chocolate, as it was too acidic.\n\nService was slow, as it was only 1 person serving the entire restaurant. I think she was the owner. Very nice and friendly, but after more guest came to the restaurant, it took longer for things to come.  \n\nOverall it was fun night and the food was affordable compared to other bay area fondue restaurants.  For Berkeley, this place fits the demographics.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "__05rytNjsye9MBhqB0DMA", "date": "2011-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "njFh7hzCKBiYAvRFhr_iig", "text": "Not worth the money AT ALL.\n\nMy husband and I went to Fondue Freds in January 2009 for a friend's birthday party. We were very disappointed in the food we received for $30 per person.\n\nWhat were my main complaints?\n- When asked about the salad dressing and food allergies, the response was simply, \"Don't eat it\". No attempt at all to find out what was in the salad dressing.\n- The veggies served with the cheese fondue were all just thrown on a plate in a heap. No attempt at all to have a nice looking platter of veggies. Also, the veggies just had that \"not fresh\" look about them. You know, a little brown around the edges and a little wilted.\n- Same thing as above with the fruit served with the chocolate fondue.\n\nFor $30/ person we received:\n- salad (I don't know how it tasted because I was told not to eat it)\n- cheese fondue (Okay, the cheese fondue was actually pretty good. But I have made similar at home- not that hard.)\n- bread squares for dipping\n- potatoes for dipping\n- gross plate of veggies (described above)\n- a few different meat dishes that did not taste good to me\n- cheesecake (not the best, but I am very picky about cheesecake, I'll admit)\n\nMy table also ordered some chocolate fondue, and I have to admit, I was so disgusted by the looks of the fruit plate that I didn't even try it. So it could have been good, I don't know.\n\nMy recommendation: save the $30pp you would spend at Fondue Freds. Buy a fondue pot. Look online for some cheese fondue recipes (not hard, usually just cheese, wine and some spices). Buy the supplies you need at the grocery store, and have a fondue party at home! I can guarantee it will cost less and taste better.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "iDgoGYzo1k9_OyLDxHc7sA", "date": "2009-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pTtV-y25kYWe-XkA4jcXpQ", "text": "I've been here a few times now over the last year and I love this place for groups. They have a deal for 6 or more people that includes all you can eat fondue and all you can drink wine and unlimited dipping items like bread and veggies.\n\nLast time we went, we were 1 person short of the 6 people required for the group rate, but the lady was nice enough to let us 5 split the cost of the other dinner and we were able to get the unlimited wine etc.... Totally worth an extra $6-7 per person... She even threw in a free chocolate fondue at the end since there were only 5 of us.\n\nIf anyone knows of a supposedly better fondue spot in the east bay let me know and I'll check it out. Till then I can deal with slightly limp veggies and half stale white bread I guess.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1elz0ZdFz0igRNGR7gKBZg", "date": "2008-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RXOMokAru4kqadeq6xuGeQ", "text": "The food took at least 40 minutes to come out after we first ordered. It wasn't that great. I blame it on the bread, which should have been toasted  to make it taste better. THe chocolate fondue was great though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Bn5hI7v_1YxVLeoV6S6ajg", "date": "2008-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T0dGPztdV5TnGCwNRi_vYQ", "text": "I haven't had any better Fondue in the Bay Area (my mom's being the exception), so I'd recommend this as a place to try!  The atmosphere of the restaurant is pretty nice, with it's location among the other stores in this kind of courtyard.  The sodas are provided in these gigantic jars, which is pretty nifty.  And of course, the dessert fondue is delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WFhLq5D_X3voxU0aLFrj7Q", "date": "2006-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V3wu30pJmyDGFxi1MkLJpQ", "text": "So I just wanted to start this review by saying that I am not realy a cheese person (as I ordered the steak dish in wine type sauce), but I have an open mind and will try about almost anything and will usually really like the food.  Unfortunately, my first time experience here was not too impressive. \n\nWe had the classic fondue and a steak fondue dish, with a side of fresh mushrooms.  The classic fondue was actually quite good upon the first 2 or 3 dips (with bread and our other sides).  But for some weird reason, the wine taste in it started to become noticeable.  After about the 6th piece of our side with it, it tasted just like dipping your sides in thick creamy wine (what happened to the cheeeese?!).  Needless to say, we had A LOT left of this dish which we packed to go.\n\nThe steak dish... eh tasted like a mediocre steak stew that was actualy a little bland.  The mushrooms were really good, but then again, its hard to mess up mushrooms in any type of dish (I heart shrooms :p).  Far from impressed.\n\nService was... ok...  our server forgot to give us cups for our pitcher of water, and he rarely ever came to check up on us.  It actually seemed like he neglected us (maybe b/c we had a restaurant.com coupon and we weren't white?) .  yeah, service was horrible.  I think he only came to check up on us once and the rest of the time he had to be flagged.\n\nPrice wise, this place totally isn't worth it.  It was about 16 bucks for our entrees each, and a side of mushrooms were about 6 bucks (wtf?! they were just fresh mushrooms cut into pieces you could have bought from a regular grocery store).   My suggestion, bring your own mushrooms and bread and just order the entrees.  The thing that really erks me is if you are going to charge so much for your dishes, you gotta have at least attentive service.\n\nAh yes, and the thing that took away the final star (to become 1 star for my review), upon asking for our items to go, our waiter only packed the two entrees.  I literally had to ask him to pack our bread, our potatoes, and side of mushrooms (which we paid 6 bucks for!).  I'm sorry, but don't waste food, i dont care how prestigious you think your restaurant is, but it is really just a shame to throw away perfectly fresh and edible food...!\n\noh yeah, our waiter had the audacity to write down the suggested tip, which was fine since we used a restaurant.com deal, BUT he wrote down a POST TAX tip, which i personally didn't think he deserved even a 15% tip pre tax seeing how we were neglected most of the time.  Alas, being the nice guy i am, i gave in to his post tax tip.  \n\nyes, i may try this place again, but only if the g/f wants to give it another shot.  who knows, maybe we just ordered dishes that we just didn't like... I guess we'll just have to wait and see...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UOSdA0IKI50OBNPxua1cUQ", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WoLbjeLQfuzAlVhxhsuGwQ", "text": "If you really want good fondue and can tell the difference, go somewhere else and pay half again as much for a great meal. If you want a fun, congenial shared meal with friends where you're not rushed and can play with your mostly okay food, this is the place.\n\nThe service is friendly, albeit pretty slow. One person for the whole restaurant and I kind of wonder if he doesn't make the food too. So this isn't a place for a quick bite and you may wait awhile to see your food and then your check.\n\nThe salad is beyond abysmal. Iceberg lettuce and shredded carrots that have seen better days. Give it a miss. The fondue (we had the basic traditional) was grainy as though water had been added rather than wine. It was thick enough with decent, though rather salty flavor. It's best quality was quantity - I'm guessing they cater to the hungry kids university crowd where more is always better.  Two of us with the basic and a plate of veggies couldn't finish everything. It was enough, especially if you get dessert, to feed 3 or 4 average eaters. \n\nThe bread was terrible - stale and not a particularly nice texture even when fresh. They gave us a lot of it. But we decided, if we ever come here again, we'll bring our own bread as it would be worth an extra few bucks for fresh, crusty good bread. My dining companion lived in Switzerland for awhile and commented that the bread was no worse than that in the average Italian Swiss restaurant, though appalling by French Swiss standards. So I think it depends on your own standards and taste.\n\nWe enjoyed the chocolate fondue, even though we were already pretty full. The fruit wasn't super impressive. Melon doesn't make a good dip and there was too much of that and not enough strawberries. But the chocolate was as good as any I've had in higher end places. It could have used a shot of kir, but it was rich and smooth and plentiful, certainly not the Hershey's syrup someone complained of. There were marshmallows too. I don't know if it was on purpose, but the waiter left an extra burner lit on out table and we had fun roasting out marshmallows over the flame before dipping them. My review got an entire extra star for that bit of unexpected whimsy!\n\nSo, it's a nice place to come and spend an evening with friends if you aren't picky and are hungry. The decor does look like a little place in Europe that's been around 50 years. They were wonderfully accommodating to a huge party of students having a celebration and I could see that the kids were having a super time. It was very cheerful. That's probably the nicest thing about this place: it's cheerful, friendly and easy-going, the food is edible, not great, the wine is okay, not special and, if you've never had excellent fondue, you'll be content. Fine dining, however, its not.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WFmZlO0FNsQxGWDartyjTQ", "date": "2012-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XR_CJkAhvz0ZEhB02-I2ig", "text": "This review is based on my memory from being here a while ago.  But, much of what I remember is being disappointed.\nI love fondue.  If you don't already know, I love cheese.  I couldn't wait to come here when my friend said she planned a group outing.  We did the all you can eat thing for the group.  First of all, the service was the slowest I think I've ever encountered in a restaurant.  It literally took almost an hour for them to bring us the first pot of fondue.  When they did bring it out, there was hardly any in the pot, so we would need more within minutes, and then have to wait forever for another pot of cheesiness.  We also had the oil fondue if I remember, but I don't recall being impressed.\nAt the conclusion of the meal, it took another 45 minutes just to get someone to clear the table and bring the check.  By that point, I was about to tear my hair out.  \nThis place is just not worth it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "23wQqI-DYwKkIp1av55A1Q", "date": "2008-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zh5jHD4pnZB3KlPhmUQwNw", "text": "Go to Berkeley Bowl, grab your favorite cheese and chocolate, and invest in your own fondue pot.  Trust me.  You'll get a lot more out of it than going to Fondue Fred.  I won't say that this place is bad, but it's simply not worth it for the quality of food and price.  I mean, $10/person minimum purchase?   Spare me!\n\nI wasn't holding very high standards to begin with after reading all of the reviews.  We ordered:\n\n1)  Gouda fondue (Dutch Smoked Gouda and imported Swiss cheeses) - $17 - nothing special about this dish at all, sorry.  And I love Gouda.  Cheese fondues came with nacho chips, bread bites, and boiled potatoes.\n\n2)  Fiesta cheese fondue (Cheddar, Gruyere, Mexican spices, mushroom, tomato, green onion, Tortilla chip) - $17 - I preferred the fiesta cheese over the gouda.  It was supposed to have more of a spicy kick, but it just did not make it.\n\n3)  Chocolate fondue (with marshmallows, strawberry and banana slices, cantaloupe, honeydew, apples) - $14 - This was my favorite part of the meal because I could roast marshmallows over a flame.  I learned from the little kids at the other table that they catch on fire and that's pretty cool! You can't do that at The Melting Pot.  :P  The fruit assortment was odd though.  Who dips cantaloupe?  I prefer the cheesecake bites and graham cracker dipper assortment with Melting Pot's chocolate fondue. \n\nMy friends and I played with our food...but that's the best part about fondue , right?  If you're looking for a going out Fondue experience, I suggest that you go to The Melting Pot:  better ambiance, better dippers and fondue, and roughly the same price!\n\nAlso, BYOB bring your own bread.  Bread is the best for cheese dippin' .  Not potatoes.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zxpKs1JEbv0eEvKLObVxGw", "text": "I am a fan of fondue so I was really excited to come here. I didn't hear AMAZING reviews about this place, but I came anyway because I thought that my love for fondue was all that mattered... \n\nMy friend and I came around 8pm, and we got seated right away because there was only one other group in the restaurant (probably why service was so fast). For gourmet fondue, we got Cinque Formaggio (Mozzarella, Provolone, Romano and Guyere), and for dessert, we got Chocolate Fondue. \n\nSalad: I did not enjoy it. I could have easily put that salad together in a second. It consisted of repacked things (lettuce, red cabbage, and carrots)... and it wasn't even fresh. \n\nCheese fondue: Other fondue places I've been to had more food items to dip in our fondue (such as meat), but this place gives you just potatoes and bread... which was pretty disappointing. The cheese wasn't that great quality. It was like as if it was watered down? Something was just off. We got pretty full fast because of the bread, so we didn't have much room left for dessert.\n\nChocolate fondue: It comes with milk chocolate (in the pot), strawberries, marshmellows, pineapples, apples, and cantaloupe. I ate all the bananas, strawberries, and pineapples heheh. \n\n\nTotal: ~$38 with tip (btw, this place requires a minimum of $10/person)\nNot worth it in my opinion. I would rather spend over $100 at La Fondue for legit fondue.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZXr1c-oF7gJQb20HjxlUPg", "text": "Just got back from a casual night out with four of my friends, armed as we were with a $25 restaurant.com coupon (like another savvy reviewer)\n\nBetween the five of us, after the 25 buck reduction, the bill came out to about 44 dollars, or a little less than 9 dollars/person. Thoroughly worth it for two cheese fondues, a side of raw vegetables, and a dessert (in addition to the salads, potato chunks, and endless baskets of bread bits to dip). We were all stuffed!\n\nSo what did we actually order...?\n(3/5 of the party members are vegetarian, so no meat fondues for us...)\n\n1. \"Classic Chive\"--didn't like it, though other members of my party enjoyed it very much paired with the bread chunks. ($16)\n\n2. \"Fiesta\"--yummy! cheesy, nacho-like goodness with mushrooms, jalapenos, and delicious spices. Came with tortilla chips, though a little stale\n\n3. Vegetables: a heaping plate of various sliced veggie chunks, including zucchini, carrots, cauliflower, bell pepper, broccoli, etc... One order was quite enough between the five of us, when the bread and potatoes and chips and such were also taken into account.\n\n3. For dessert: chocolate fondue. Highlight of the meal!! Came with strawberry and regular white marshmallows AND fresh cantaloupe, strawberries, pineapple, honeydew, and sliced bananas. Now, I'm not saying the fruit was of the veeerry best quality, but once you smother that stuff in chocolate, even the least ripe chunk of pineapple seems divine.\n\nSeems like a pretty decent place, right? So why only 3 stars?\n\nFor starters, I'm a little torn about the service. The guy who was serving us seemed nice enough, but his humor was a little strange, and made us feel a little awkward at the beginning of the meal.\n\nAt this point I should probably interject with a disclaimer: this was my very first time having fondue, so maybe the strange taste of the chive-cheese fondue is just an acquired taste. But until I have had the chance to go back again and build up my tolerance, I'll have to stick to the more mainstream (i.e. not \"Classic\" fondues)... and leave the rating as is.\n\nOn another note, the salad served at the beginning was interesting, but the dressing was really too sour.\n\nAs for ambiance: the inside reminded me of a ski lodge--true to fondue's Swiss origins? not sure. It was kind of cute and cozy, I guess... The place was fairly empty (only two other parties there tonight), but I suppose that's to be expected for a Tuesday night in a college town.\n\nAll in all, a good dinner for 9 bucks a person, but not so much for 14 bucks a person (without the coupon!).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NfJOIoFS4vd5VuqIyRD2Kg", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3_y3e-XXBW9aG2eMCtaWkg", "text": "\"Its amazing what you can find at the dollar store,\" said the owner.\n\nThe place -Mediocre at best.\n\nI've been there with a group and if you're talking and laughing so much that you don't notice how gross your food is or how absolutely atrocious the wine is (like Franzia sounds pretty good in comparison), then its decent.\n\nA group of 4, and you start noticing how bad it is. You need a minimum of 6 for the group discount - and like the other reviews say...don't expect good food. The outside seating is lovely but everything else is bland. \n\nI think twice in a lifetime is more than enough for me. \n\nThe owner just bought Chester's Bayview Cafe on Vine (between walnut and shattuck) - I'm waiting to see the decline.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sKCEQvHkru7q2gOtG-ToFw", "date": "2006-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DMb_AVXuK7aXyXFtYYSEZw", "text": "I feel Like this place is probably hit or miss and I've just been lucky enough to get hits both times I've been. I'll let you in on my formula for success.\n\n~First things first, invite 5 people besides yourself, but don't invite whiny people, cheapskates, picky and/or non-adventurous eaters, or sloppy drunks. \n\n~Second, if you and your party like wine, try Party Rate #1 {$26.00 per person (plus they included 18% gratuity when our bill came). Unlimited salad, freshly-cut vegetables, red potatoes and French baguette. Five fondue selections and Chocolate fondue for dessert. PLUS Unlimited Burgundy, Rose and Chablis Wine} You can drink enough wine to justify the price. \n\n~Third, ENJOY!\n\nI recommend getting the cheese fondue as opposed to the cheese-less because first of all it's frickin fondue and thats pretty much synonymous with cheese and second, the cheese-less kind is the equivalent of soup or marinara sauce depending on which you choose. Also, every ten minutes or so have everyone pick up a pot and move to the next burner so you can get the full rotation of fondue flavors!\n\nYa know what? The fondue may not be the best quality, but my friends and I had a good time and all 6 of us left happy and full!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lwqXs9CXxRWbgBPJyzgvTQ", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wlYqq8DMY9D0R3txAeEYEg", "text": "bad food bad service. don't do it. \nthe salad is awful, fondues are pretty bad, barely edible, service is appalling and owner/manager very unfriendly. We had a large group, did not get enough food/wine and it was pretty expensive. we paid a lot more than the $20 another review was charged. \nThe only redeeming point was the chocolate fondue. \nGive it a miss... very disappointing", "stars": 1, "user_id": "NMgMutTLuSShNGQYt9NRJQ", "date": "2010-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RWdnUjL8CwqlXOq6GcAagQ", "text": "I had an event for nearly 100 people at Fondue Fred and had a great experience!  The owners were extremely accommodating to my group's needs and made the whole process personal and fun.\n\nThere were about 3 very long tables set up in the courtyard and we took up the entire inside of the restaurant as well.  Wine was waiting for us as we arrived and the fondue came out about 10 minutes after everyone was seated and settled.  Our group felt very comfortable and welcomed at the restaurant, as they let us wander around, take pictures, and have a great time while enjoying wine and decent fondue.\n\nOverall we had an extremely positive experience.  I would recommend Fondue Fred for any group!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xIo7Am5DUDaeiQhPIkLlJw", "date": "2007-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XynP_WncIYFj9jpCvRUpvA", "text": "I once visited this joint with a bunch of friends when I was a student @ Cal. That was a LONG time ago. The memories are fading... but I remember enjoying the food, sucking down plenty of wine (which flowed freely -- all you can drink! hmm... maybe that is why the memory is so hazy), and having a great time. Highly recommended for groups!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MVOMdRmFhEvQPa_ApLujOA", "date": "2005-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "a6ITaGBVOKZUewbfO_cvhg", "text": "I'm not coming back here again. $19 for a buffet type meal may sound like a good idea, but not when the buffet consists of:\r\n\r\nmediocre bread\r\nredundant sauces that are essentially identical\r\nvegetables that i can get from any supermarket veggie platter\r\nand lastly, bad bad bad house wine (which is pretty much expected for $19 per, eh?)\r\n\r\nbut still, bad food. sadface.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jXOcTKisD-R97eyHYNyU0w", "date": "2006-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZAVxamVg9LDPFfDK2bVrnw", "text": "Service was a bit slow ... and our small party of 4 (half of which was missing in the beginning) was easy to miss.  But we ordered the Parmesan (with salami) fondue and a 5 cheese fondue.  Both were very good - but the Parmesan was preferred by all.\n\nThe extra veggies for $6 offered some variety ... but it's the bulk stuff that comes straight out of a bag so don't expect super fresh vegetables.  Definitely save room for the chocolate fondue though, that's a winner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5aCEquYmXUIsWmpUp1gqxA", "date": "2010-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pwTm0AgvSquBp3iEueJ4XA", "text": "Ever heard of don't play with your food? Well, you kind of have to here. That's the whole fondue experience. It was my first time and was a decent experience but not super awesome. \n\nThe service was slow but wasn't bad, maybe because we were the first customer? We asked the server what he recommended, so we got just that because we really didn't know how things worked. The dishes came with nacho chips, bread bites, and potatoes. We ordered:\n\nFiesta Fondue (Cheddar, Gruyere, Mexican spices, mushroom, tomato, green onion)\n- I really like this one. But it's like paying triple price for spicy nachos. I guess you have to pay the price for playing with your food. \n\nChateaubrian steak (Tender steak with broccoli in wine sauce)\n- I didn't like this dish. It tasted like another beef stew with some wine sauce. It's so not worth the price and I wouldn't get it unless it comes with rice.\n\nWe also ordered a whole bottle of wine. For $28, the wine wasn't good. The $2 wine from Trader's Joe is way better. We manage to finish it because we didn't want it to go to waste.\n\nI felt like it wasn't a full meal and more like an appetizer with chips, bread and cheese.  We were still hungry, so we ordered dessert.\n\nChocolate fondue (Mixed fruits and marshmallows)\n- The best. I had fun playing with it and burning the marshmallows then dipped it in the chocolate.\n\nWe were finally full with all the carbs and sugar we ate. It was a decent experience but I wouldn't go there for dinner. I would only go there for an appetizer or dessert place. The service was really slow but server was polite to us so it's ok. I had time to play with my food.\n\nIn our case, the $25 off coupon from restaurant.com did not help. It forces us to eat more than $35 and automatically forced to give 18% tip even if it's a crappy service. The worse is that, they do 18% after tax. It wasn't worth it for us because most of that $25 was the 18% tip total. So yeah, just keep that in mind.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HVws1FVX0E-OfZQ-FG9M7g", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "v5SEi1MGdYN_wZ_0i6ANfw", "text": "This is the best fondue restaurant in the bay area. Yeah I have been to The Melting Pot (one of the worst dining experiences in my life: I mean when I order truffle fondue DO NOT BRING ME AN ATOMIZER AND GIVE ME 1 MEASLY SPRITZ)- sorry sorry still get a little heated about that, and I have tried the Matterhorn in S.F. (yeah it's good but it would be nice to have money left over for other food for the month!).\n\nFondue Fred's is cozy, affordable and extremely friendly. The staff remembers you and I have a party of 5, and we always leave stuffed and happy. Actually it's almost like a cheese high! The bread is always toasted and lovely, the fondue always fresh ( the classic, garlic, and cinque frommaggio are all to die for). My family loves cheese and if you have the taste for it, you can taste the gruyere, swiss, and the delicious kirsch, all things that make classic fondue what it is!\n\nI have been going here for years and honestly, yelping always slips my mind (I swear Favorite Indian Food- you're next). But I am sitting here with a silly cheese grin and a full belly and I have to give credit where credit is due. \n\nNeedless to say- I will be back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MzRqGmoqChxTSZ0rbQdiFg", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "xtdymK8TFwWjXjYZxOof9A", "text": "Go here for the social experience, not the food!  If you come with this expectation, you will have a great time.\n\nI've been here for massive bday parties (parties of 40-50 ppl) where we had the all-you-can-eat-and-drink deal.  It was amazing how they were able to seat all of us together at an EXTREMELY LONG table.  They placed 5 tables end to end.  The unlimited wine deal was PERFECT for the occasion; Let loose, unwind, and chat with all your friends.  But watch yourself! At the first sign of unpleasant behavior, they will stop serving the wine for everyone!  Don't be the partypooper.\n\nSo how is the food and wine?  \nSalad is a sour, watery mess.  \nPotatoes lacked seasoning and were served cold.  \nBread was stale.  \nVeggies for dipping were pretty good and fresh. \nFondue had good consistency for dipping and many flavors to choose from.\nWine was not great at all (but most college kids just drink to get drunk...)\n\nOverall, not a satisfying meal.  For such parties, the food's primary purpose is to assist your alcohol intake.  With all you can drink, you definitely need the food!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "evLT1h0Z9WGeZG-2EYGTYA", "text": "Ate here almost two years ago, most of us got sick afterwards. Never returned. Never will.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2006-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ic6Y8b-kqo3XBj0nAwXDgA", "text": "I read the reviews and went anyway, because I was meeting some friends I don't get to see very often, and I would have gone to Chez Cat Food. Maybe if we had, the food would have been better. The bread was stale, the \"salad\" was soaked in \"dressing.\" I had some serious doubts about whether the cheese was being recycled into different pots. Don't get me started on the wine. \n\nNow, the chocolate fondue? That's a different story. Strawberry marshmallows and fresh fruit! Bring it on!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "A3tEi-379Vq0e9z-SOytwQ", "date": "2006-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_XiGY7UhPRO6W9JED7qauQ", "text": "really?  fondue?  is that what we're calling that?  reeeeally?\n\nif you are any sort of fondue connoisseur, as it clearly states on my resume, you should skip over fred's.  it's simply just not good fondue.  maybe it's because they're churning out enough in the kitchen to keep up with the all-you-can-eat special.  and there's probably a reason said special comes with bottomless wine. \n\nsorry, fred.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8BpJUrRCezI98_gKZWFZmQ", "date": "2007-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Fa0svjpqDS9oySbG3mUNw", "text": "If you come here with a group of friends, we're talking 6 or more, then you'll have a great time.   Lower... I mean, really...lower your culinary expectations.   This ain't gonna be gourmet fondue, but it'll be fondue, and it'll be lots of it, and you won't care because you'll be drinking lots of bad wine alongside it.\n\nIf you're on a date, then stay the hell away from this place... Go to the Matterhorn (http://www.yelp.com/biz/av8vitp4twNYvUi4Ox0pGw) across the bridge for some quality fondue and genuine swiss wines in the heart of SF.\n\nHowever... you got a group of people, and you want a fondue fix, with all kinds of different fondue styles, including chocolate fondue for dessert?   Fondue Fred's the place to be!   I think you and your friends make or break the Fondue Fred experience.   If you're in the mood to just have fun, go.  If you want epicurean delight, stay away... very far away!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jX52sZoojxyYV2viWNyO7A", "date": "2006-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "71cwsmsQ_X22yiHXc1TQWg", "text": "Yes, I am going to give Fondue Fred's five stars.  I have eaten here  a few times every year for the past two years, so maybe five times total.  I have always enjoyed the location and the food.  I don't drink wine so I can not say anything about it.  However the fondues are very good.  The  chateaubriand fondue is excellent and is made with rfeal filet mignon.  Not some inferior cut paraded as Chateaubriand.  As for everything tasteing the same, It all depends on what fondues you order.  For instance never order a Appanzeller and a cheddar fondue together.  They have such a simular taste, unless you are a Gourmand,  it may be hard to tell much difference.  Now for the comment about the bread being stale.  Personally I always thought fondue was to be served with crusty bread that has sat out a bit.  I really  wouldn't want soft fresh bread for fondue. So I would say that their crusty bread is just right.  And now for the statement about not being hot enough to cook vegetables.  Those little gel burners or one of the best ways to heat fondue.  You just have to adjust them to the right flame height.  We have had no problem getting our fondue to bubble it was so hot.  So whatever the hate for fondue fred's comes from, don't listen to it.  The place is very nice and comfortable and the fondue is great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oYI-Yu2wIhw7Y2leZgP5sw", "date": "2006-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g5cwpWHbXQYd7KaTahfA5g", "text": "yep 3 stars... this is definitely not your high end restaurant experience... but for the price, YES!   Very low key, almost TOO casual environment.  I'd expect a bit more class/elegance cause the whole concept of fondue just brings to mind fancy, exquisite, European, hoity toity - ness.  Not the case at Fondue Fred.  Fondue Fred hits the spot without all of the pretentiousness and high prices.\n\nThe owner (I think he is the owner) was quite pleasant, goofy, a bit slow taking our order, but charming none-the-less.  \n\nI was a Fondue virgin until last night!  WOW.  Orgasmic indeed.  \n\nSeriously how can you go wrong with melted cheddar or melted 5 cheese fondue.  The 5 cheese fondue had provolone, asiago, parmesan and I can't remember the other two.  We also ordered sliced apples and sliced mushrooms and it included potatoes, bread and salad.  I could not stop dipping my bread in the decadent cheeses.  Oh.  My. GOD!  YUM.  I want to go back right now.\n\nWe had a gift certificate (www.restaurant.com) for $25 off and we each ended up paying $20/person!!!  That included stuffing ourselves with salad, bread, fondue, etc + 1 glass of wine a person.  Talk about a bargain!!  I will be back and I can't wait!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KXNViFN4KrYgEsQ4fPw7Jg", "date": "2009-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TY0OWfWIHCChz45h2yDaDA", "text": "My husband and I decided to try out this place because we got a coupon off restaurant.com. After getting excited to have fondue after such a long time, I got really worried after seeing some bad reviews. BUT, all went well. \n\nWith a $6 pitcher of diet coke on its way, we ordered the $16 classic fondue (delicious, nice texture, nice heat) which came with a salad for both of us. Sure the salad was like the pre-bagged (lettuce, carrot, red cabbage) but it tasted good, was fresh, crunchy and the dressing wasn't as bad as people say. I liked it! It was sorta like a citrus vinaigrette. I thought the seasoning in the dressing was flavorful, not sour.\n\nTo go along with the potatoes (well-cooked, slightly seasoned) and baguette (not amazing, but abundant, fresh and great for dipping) we ordered some shrimp and veggies for $8 to dip as well. Once again, it was pre-bagged sorta thing, but it was all fresh enough, crunchy and good for dipping. My favorite was the broccoli and cauliflower.  Next time, i'd be very content sticking with just the bread and potatoes though. \n\nEven with my husband, who's a very heavy dipper, we were stuffed with some cheese left. I would have finished the deliciousness but I wanted to save room for dessert which came highly recommended from others on here. \n\nWe ended the meal with a $16 chocolate fondue. It was nice and rich, great heat and texture. It came with a large variety of fruit (including strawberries, pineapple, melons, apple) but the best was the marshmallows, which he brought another heat-source over to roast the marshmallows first before dipping them, which was a great magic touch to make it perfect.  We had a ton of leftover and the waiter/cook/probable owner OFFERED to box up the fruit for us. I didn't think of asking, so I thought this was a nice touch.\n\nYes, the place was empty besides 2 others that came in near the end of our meal.  Yes, the decor is cheesy and the ceilings are a little low. Who cares? With all this food, soda, tax and generous tip, this was was about $45 (minus a $25 coupon). \n\nI would for sure go back. The waiter even asked us if it was our first time there and joked that we'll never be back. I told him we would and I genuinely mean it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CG7CaUQztVq7tt1IGgXA6g", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WhXlsDQGs21dCcDgG9iLFw", "text": "Excellent place for a big group reunion or for groups of 4 or more. If you have less than that it becomes a bit pricey without a lot of people to share with. \n\nWe ordered the Asiago Cheese, Garlic Cheese and the Chicken Soup-y type Fondue. If you are going for two I would definitely recommend Asiago and Chicken-Soup-y: Chicken Soup-y gives you bang for the buck with the extra chicken, broccoli and cauliflower bits in it that you can then dip in the other cheese fondues! Asiago...the first time we came here and asked the waiter what he recommended he said that Asians generally like the Asiago. No hate - I appreciate the honesty and, quite frankly, he was right.\n\nTip: go to the website and print out the coupon for a free chocolate fondue with a purchase of 3 other fondues!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2MbKqqyCbh5VlwbsIYq5Cw", "date": "2009-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YdNzTxIsbFrJdkP0WZFsLg", "text": "As far as fondue goes, Fondue Fred's is not all that great. However, that being said, we went here for my birthday. Just me and 5 girlfriends for the all you can eat/drink price. I figured, hey, if people are going to go out for my birthday, I might as pick someplace that is somewhat affordable. At first they tried to sit us outside under a heater (in the middle of feburary) but us whiney girls made sure we were moved inside. Its old and drab and a little on the small side.  The wine is cheap. Probably that stuff you buy in the wicker lined bottle.\n\nThe waiter/owner was very helpful, but his jokes were a little annoying.\n\nOh,  yes, the potatoes lacked seasoning and needed to be served hot, not cold. The salad was a watery mess and the fondue was boring ( only one we all liked was the Garlic Cheese). The cheesecake was surprising good. The best part of the evening was the social aspect that Fondue lends to. . .so I guess I got my money's worth - cheap wine and gabbing girlfriends is always fun no matter where you are. If you want excellent fondue go to the Melting Pot or La Fondue.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IWSbVspbJ2CQoL59G_vc6g", "date": "2009-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7bqAbNgMllYjYlkMY2rOKA", "text": "Can't beat melted cheese. I did not get sick as reported by most other reviewers.\n\n'Fred' is quite charming. He kinda looks like Peter Sellers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hws8fBVk3ng_gktsW_KXnQ", "date": "2007-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7YHEnOj1vL62t_3hHpiJsA", "text": "3.5 stars (i like to round up) for a cute and cozy place in berkeley. we ordered the classic cheese fondue, which came with a big basket of bread cubes (slightly dried out, but personally i think it's a better vehicle for the cheese that way), a platter of raw veggies, and a bowl of cooked potato cubes. i thought the cheese fondue could have been thicker and little more flavorful, but it was decent.\r\n\r\ndessert fondue was chocolate with a plate of assorted fruit (strawberries, bananas, cantaloupe, pineapple, apples) and pink and white marshmallows. they also provided a separate burner for us to toast the marshmallows, which was a cool touch.\r\n\r\nprices are okay. definitely cheaper than the melting pot, or la fondue.\r\n\r\nas for service, the owner was very nice, but one of the employees took away our cheese fondue after asking if we were done (we said \"no\"). oh well, we were ALMOST done...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jXIJnnyxXxizxNYEo2ze-A", "date": "2006-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9QuhgD-zvMNqoKER2gIfSQ", "text": "This was my first time to Fondue Fred.  My friends and I were celebrating a birthday so it was great fun with everyone.\n\nWe didn't get any of the party specials - just ordered different fondues to try which were:\n\nClassic chive\nGarlic\nParmesan\nBlue Cheese\nApple Cinnamon\nChicken\nSteak\n\nThe fondues I liked were garlic, parmesan, blue cheese and apple cinnamon.  The apple cinnamon isn't anything special; it just has some cinnamon sprinkled on top and the apples have cinnamon sprinkled on top.  The apples are not in the fondue, they come on the side for dipping.  I think you'd be better off just ordering some of the cheese fondues and get the side of apples.  \n\nWe also ordered two large dishes of the vegetables.  The vegetables are raw - you get strips of green bell pepper, white mushrooms, carrots, celery pieces, broccoli and cauliflower.  Don't expect to cook them in the fondue/broth.  I don't particularly like my vegetables raw, except the carrots and celery.\n\nThe bread is plain inexpensive pre-made french bread.  Good for dunking and gnoshing.  The \"red potatoes\" seemed like plain potatoes sprinkled with paprika.  They were good because they were already cooked.  The salad was okay.  The dressing seemed unique.  Perhaps the swiss equivalent to french salad dressing\n\nFor dessert we shared three chocolate fondues.  This was my favorite of the night.  The dessert portion of the menu could use some expansion.  Fondue is fairly versatile when it comes to dessert.  The chocolate fondue includes a plate of marshmallows, strawberries, cantolope and honey dew melon, pineapple and apple.  The marshmallows, strawberries, and apple were my favorites.  The chocolate was very tasty too.\n\nFondue fred gets only three stars because the cheese isn't anything special.  I think with some better quality cheeses, the dishes would improve significantly.  My water had strange particulates at the bottom of my glass.\n\nThis restaurant is very good for groups as you can try many different dishes and have a nice time with friends.  I wouldn't take anyone special here on a date though.  There are better places.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "daK9H7XJOL2HaH4VWWyz5w", "date": "2007-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bpMBgfsNjLo7rT5qZdwEvA", "text": "this place was awful! i went for my birthday with 25 people.we could barely get the guy to come over twice the whole meal.and he was rude.anytime we tried to order we had to get up and go find a waiter.I think velveeta cheese probably tastes better!next time ill spend a little more and go to a better place like the melting pot!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rA8W37jTgm04McB18w1mKA", "date": "2008-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DXZX5Eu8DyuofOdmIlMV6Q", "text": "While the food here is not worth its price, the experience certainly is. It's not every day that you have Swiss fondue and this place delivers that experience. The service was good and the decor was kitschy cute. Between four people, we had two fondues: chateaubrian steak and asiago. We were served large plates of veggies and bread for dipping into the fondue. There seemed to be unlimited bread cubes. Quantity didn't seem like much, but those bread cubes actually filled us up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gFCHaJDPmepGFSBZ_-PZyw", "text": "I went to a birthday party that had 25+ in attendance, so I was impressed that we were well-fed (albeit slowly), and most importantly, well-stocked with wine!  I absolutely loved the meatballs, that was the star dish of the night!  Other than that, I couldn't tell the difference between the fondues, and it was hard for the vegetarians because some fondues had meat in it.  Even though reservations were made, the owner was the only one there so we had to wait a while for more fondue.  But regardless, its a great place for lots of friends if you don't mind dinner stretched out for 3 hours, and it has amazingly cozy, very cute ambiance.  It's awesome fun equation time! Sticks + cheese n' bread (times 30 people) + copious amounts of red wine = SUPER FRICKIN' FUN! 3 1/2 stars in my eyes", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0bT9efUYXrtvQLcBMaeppg", "date": "2007-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GHrbAJvCXVWlxRvIcmrxWg", "text": "Came here with fellow Yelper Kathleen W. and a couple of other friends for a Friday evening dinner. Having never tried fondue before, I had high hopes. Then I read the Yelp reviews the night before and started to get a bit weary. One of the food mottoes I live by is \"if I can make it myself, I'm most likely not going to go out to eat it.\" I would say this place falls right under that category. Like Kathleen said, go buy your own cheese and chocolate, melt it, bake some bread and potatoes, and there's your fondue for a heck of a lot cheaper than here. \n\nWe ordered the Fiesta Fondue (Cheddar, Gruyere, Mexican spices, mushroom, tomato, green onion, Tortilla chip), Gouda Fondue (self explanatory), and Chocolate Fondue. Quite honestly, you could barely tell the two cheese fondues apart and both were not that great. They tasted a bit stale and got pretty bland by the end of the night. I've gotta say the roasted potatoes they give you with the dishes are pretty tasty especially with fondue, but that's probably one of the best parts of the whole process. The chocolate fondue comes with a whole bunch of fruit and marshmallows, and was all very plain and simple.\n\nThe price just kills it all, but with a Restaurant.com coupon, it's probably not too bad. The $10 a person minimum just ruins it, especially considering the fact that you're not really even eating a whole meal, but just bread and cheese. Thanks to Kathleen W, who graciously brought her own heap of baguettes, we never ran out of bread to dip with, which would have been a very likely situation if she didn't. The best part of the whole experience was playing with the food, which is a good break for any stressed college student. Other than that, there's nothing special to this place. The decor wasn't too bad though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HHOSo_lyDosyqoUTM9Yhaw", "text": "I love this place. Whenever my family has a special occasion, we jump in the van and head for fondue. The fondue is simply the best in the area. How can you not have a good time with laughing conversations with family and friends over bubbling cheese pots (and meatball pots, seriously, try the meatball pot!) As much as I love the food, and I really really love the food, the service has me coming back just as much. The owner lady feels like my middle eastern mom that wants me to eat more bread and potatoes. She also wants to send me home with my empty coke bottle filled with her mustard salad dressing that I can't get enough of, true story. I love this place, and if you love fondue, you really need to give it a try.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ucuJf3tw7tSxiGF1ouRLeQ", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "l-6Qc8L6P8PA7RVueQ6fSA", "text": "FOOD:\n1.) Choc fondue = mmm it was simple but sufficient.\n\nSERVICE:\nKind of a communication barrier, and we came towards the closing time, felt like we were rushed because of that.\n\nATMOSPHERE:\nThe restaurant was inside a courtyard, had a feel of being outdoor, yet indoor, Christmas lights were strung above giving a very Italian feel (how in Magginno's or Macaroni Grill)\n\nALTERNATIVES:\nLa Fondue, Saratoga", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6_VkzelWeSHzjTVDlGl-Ug", "date": "2007-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LOI76DKUXJn522iG_fF1ig", "text": "Couldn't believe how empty this place is on a Friday Night, but I guess it is because it is a hidden jem of Berkeley.\n\nThe food is delicous, great price for fondue.  Recommend the Chatuebrian Steak Fondue.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wbew-2-6Vhx8nQ1FGmWbog", "date": "2007-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MQB0BcuV9fGZ8tlgWBsRqA", "text": "The service was lacking and the food was mediocre.  We went with a large party (6 adults, 2 kids), the server seemed very confused about our large party and said he needed time to put the table together (even though there were very few people at the restaurant).  After waiting for a few minutes, we were seated or rather crammed into two small tables.  We added another one later so that we could all fit.  \n\nIt took him forever to finally bring water and a salad to start.  He only brought one pitcher of water and a small salad but indicated he would bring more.  After about 10 minutes, I finally got up and asked for more water because we had already gone through our one pitcher, at which point he told me that I needed to be more patient.    \n\nWe ordered our food, which was a confusing ordeal but somehow we were surprised that he managed to get the order correct.   After eating our overpriced cheese, veggies and bread, we were about to leave when the server brought over a chocolate fondue indicating it was on the house.  We thought ok, well this makes up for the earlier problems, unfortunately, not the case as when we checked our bill we were charged for it.  In the interest of wanting to leave, we went ahead and paid for it.  \n\nBottom line: slow service, mediocre food, expensive", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dPNcmHbTuJqmHDriPiawbA", "date": "2007-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pvNBR--An9IYYjJOkl9MTg", "text": "Pretty good, but i have had better for the price i had to pay!\n\nI love cheese and this hits the spot but all they give you is bread to dip, considering there should be a variety of foods to choose from like, apples or veges, and maybe some more potatoes. The chocolate fondue was okay but again lacked in variety of dippers. If you want some really good fondue experience try The Melting POt and get Big Night Out. you get a little bit of everything and will be there eating for about three hours!\noh btw, the waiter/owner dude at Fondue Freds was kinda creepy", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o9zhrbHlaMhW9-dxxfOy5w", "date": "2008-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VrmxP78fVgoTuvuaNuWfwQ", "text": "Our waiter forgot about us....many times.\nOur food was scary....the cheese fondue was definitely low quality and bland and came with bread close to stale.  They had to re-light our fire several times as well.\nThe chocolate fondue was low grade dark chocolate, nothing special, and it came with more stale bread, VERY few strawberries, and mostly apples.\nFor all this, it was FAR too expensive.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "yQmqcY2Kmwb7eG1XvatHWw", "date": "2008-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WMWr5932TmgrvDVBNYgZZw", "text": "My first fondue experience was here. I thought it was pretty good. Our heat source wasn't really keeping our cheese warm though. Other than that it was decent. Plus its fun dipping stuff in cheese and eating it, ya know? LOVE the outdoor seating. Fun and romantical in once.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XYX4Cpt0g8kkuL3hbuvJlw", "text": "It's a perfect group dining activity....fondue and wine...who can pass that up?  it's not expensive, and fancy as melting pot, but it works for that down-to-earth kickit spot", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OsFnM3mr5KfElBvDFNCdMA", "date": "2008-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "49x5aaSCol2YlqxBCT9wZw", "text": "Its THE BESTEST fondue place in the world!! I have been going to this place for last 7 years and there has never been a single time i have been disappointed. Service is amazing, the best service ever!! SAL is the MAN! This is not one of those upscale fondue places but its a cozy place with a lot of character which has food to die for!! My favorites are fondue Ticines and Fondue Fiesta and complete your meal w/ heavenly chocolate fondue!!! I am craving the food as I write....must dine place!!!! Food is amazingly delicious and great price. I love cheese and I can't get enough of it, its such a cute lil place to have a long conversation, good laugh and enjoy the food w/ nice champagne or a bottle of wine:) Perfect for any occasion...date or birthdays or just a casual dinner with friends..I know I am sounding like their marketing rep but trust me you gotta check this place out!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "x2SixsslHXRZlNmtEXlPCQ", "date": "2007-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "5UrEBCDcWrpfdzmyeYfRZw", "text": "Adam and I did an early VD here tonight. (Valentine's Day, you sickos.) \n\nOrdered the Ticinas fondue (veggies) and the Chateaubriand. I think the novelty outstrips the quality of the food; the bread is a bit stale and the potatoes served on the side would be better pre-warmed. \n\nService is friendly if not overly attentive. Surroundings are nice. \n\nThe upshot: Everything's better when you're in love. But Fondue Fred is pricey, so only three stars for y'all.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xFbvPljRiYopjLF6G37Xfw", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "pNWcw0IlSnSVVuDIMvi2dQ", "text": "Me to waiter: \"I don't know what to order, which do you like best?\"\nWaiter: \"I don't like cheese\"\n\nWe should have heeded this as a warning and left. I'm not sure how you mess up melted cheese, but it was grainy without a single pleasant thing to dip in it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "hRt0yvtG_mMvNgi7jYia-A", "date": "2007-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-f7C2FoyTlgeK3bL7nWrfA", "text": "This place was not impressive at all.  We had the gouda cheese fondue, which was alright, and then we had the chateaubrian steak, which was blehhhh. I really wanted to like it, but I just wasn't a fan.  The best thing about our meal was basically the chocolate fondue, which was awesome with the fresh fruit and marshmallows, but I kinda wish they had a bigger selection of fondues to choose from.  I think they only had one option of chocolate fondue, but I prefer the places where you can choose special chocolate or different flavors or something.  \n\nOh, and the service was not up to par, as our server was not very pleasant and not very helpful in helping us figure out some of the items on their menu.  Maybe he didn't understand English too well, but that's no excuse. \n\nAlso, i hate how the restaurant doesn't have a restroom so you have to take their dirty key to the outside restroom that is basically like a little hole in the wall. Soooo super dirty too. Sigh. \n\nI'm just gonna stick with Melting Pot or La Fondue for now..", "stars": 2, "user_id": "D1LeNWYRYX5Y3QU501k3tQ", "date": "2010-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "swxe7Hv6UpFBbY8jrByoZA", "text": "I came here with four other people for my birthday and had an awesome time.   We ordered the Classical Fondue, the Quince Formaggio Fondue and the Chocolate Fondue. The Quince Formaggio was my favorite. We also had a side of veggies. The Chocolate Fondue came with a large plate of strawberries, melon, pineapple, bananas and marshmallows. IT WAS AMAZING!! Everyone LOVED it.  We wished we ordered two. It was my first time having fondue and it was everything I wanted to be. I like the laid back vibe of the place too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cyYyg639s55CSZxva4LH4g", "date": "2009-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6ivLpQ4X_7oXKyeu8zvLHw", "text": "I came to Fondue Fred's to celebrate one of my Fiance's friend's birthday.  Considering that it's called \"Fondue\" Fred's it should come as no surprised they serve Fondue here.  Fondue Fred's can be hard to find as they are located off of Telegraph in a building that contains several other businesses and they are toward the back right hand corner.\n\nFondue Fred's is a small place inside and seating is a bit cramped.  They do have \"outdoor\" seating in the courtyard and it is heated by heat lamps if you want a little bit more room.  We were shown our spot inside and given our menus.  They have about 20 different selections of fondues from your classic cheese, to garlic, apple, feta, asiago, blue cheese, and a couple meat type of fondue.  For the most part, most of their fondues is about $15 - $16 and comes with salad, potatoes, and bread.  For vegetarians out there they have several veggie friendly options.\n\nThey also offer party rates for 6 or more people and have the basic fondue items for $20 or the one that includes most of their specialty fondue for $23 (+17% tip).  Both of those deals include all the house wine you can drink and cheese cake and it is \"all you can eat\".\n\nWe decided to get the $23 deal and got the Garlic, Parmesan, Blue Cheese, Asiago, Steak, and Chicken Fondue.  We put in our order and after a short while got 2 big bowls of salad.  The salad was your typical Costco mix iceberg salad with (IMO) too much italian dressing.  We did run out of salad (I got salad scraps) but we got the waiter and he did come back about 10 minutes later with a new salad bowl.\n\nThey started to bring the dishes of potatoes, veggies, and bread, and lit the burners for the fondue.  Up first was the Parmesan, Garlic, Asiago, and Steak.  At this point the table was super crowded with food and we barely had room to move.  The potatoes were just regular boiled potatoes with a light dash of spices on it and the veggie plate was your standard Costco veggie plate.  We dug into the fondue and overall it was ok.  The Parmesan was disappointing as the swiss cheese of overwhelmed any parmesan taste.  The Garlic was very very strong, and I like garlic.  It was something you would get at the Gilroy Garlic Festival it was that strong.  The Asiago was probably the best one of the night.  It was a nice blend of flavors.  The steak one I'm mixed on.  The steak was not real \"fondue\" or even a hot pot.  It was more like they brought out a pot of strew and you just choose the meat/veggie you wanted and ate it off the skewer.  Most places you cook the meat, here at Fondue Fred's, you're served it already cooked in a stew.  Taste wise, it was ok, best way to describe it, it reminded me of pot roast.  After several glasses of wine and dipping, we were able to get the Chicken and Blue Cheese.  The Chicken was again served in a \"stew\" and already cooked.  It was a bit chewy too and no where as good as the steak.  The Blue Cheese like the garlic was overwhelmingly strong.  All of the pots had plenty of food in it and 1 pot should be more than enough for most people.\n\nAfter we finished the Fondue we kind of sat there for a while.  Probably like 15 minutes+ when we got the cheese cake.  This is your basic no-bake sheet cheese cake and with some chocolate chips sprinkled on top and it tasted exactly how I described it.\n\nAfter we ate our cheesecake, again sat there waiting for the bill.  During these break several of us used this time to go to the bathroom.  It's outside in the courtyard and you have to get a key to use it.\n\nOverall we wrapped things up and paid our bill (also they don't do split Credit Card Charges, so if going in a big group, bring cash).  As to the rating, the fondue was ok.  Nothing special and nothing really stood out.  The service here was a miss.  Not much attention done and we were left waiting for periods of 10+ minute hoping to get notice or refills either on pitchers of water, wine, or even to get a can of coke or two.  The decore is nice, but it's so cramped in there.  But I have to admit, the party price of $23 is a damn good deal.  So overall this Fondue Fred's is more like a 2.5 star place, but there just isn't that extra something to get them the average mark in my book, so alas, 2.5 stars from me but a 2 Rating from Yelp.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BclQLeF-geeAYb5Re98thA", "date": "2008-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9PnoUyK8RIro064xREsPuQ", "text": "I hadn't been to this place in 25 years and will probably wait that long before I step foot inside this depressing place again.  I was with great people and didn't have to pay, which makes all the more crappy that i hated this place.  Owner is an ass - he made weird jokes, was unfriendly and refused to get bread for all the kids with us before the meals arrived.  \"No.  There will be too much food.  Don't fill your kids up with bread,\" he boldly stated before turning around and walking away.  The cheese (3 different varieties) had little flavor (where was the white wine, fresh cheese, herbs, one expectsf from fondue?).  The bread was lousy, the veggies limp, the potatoes overcooked and soggy, the salad freezing cold, bland veggies and overdressed with a salty bottled dressing, and the meat in the beef fondue were like cubes of Now n' Laters without the sweet fruity taste.  Chewy!\nThe atmosphere sucked: uncomfortable chairs and drafty and bad music.  The only thing that was decent was the chocolate fondue although cantaloupe and honey dew are bad fruit choices for dipping in chocolate.  \n\nFondue is not high on my list of foods to seek out in the Bay Area, but if you have the urge find somewhere else to dip your thing.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "78hoKKvZeN0mGSyH_0xVGA", "date": "2009-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "F7wA_45sHtGDN_BFr-TD-w", "text": "Had a fun Ladies' Nite there this past weekend.  The staff were attentive & even played our personal CDs!  My personal faves were the APPENZELLER & the FIESTA foundue.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LExCGvlLO8daZ9jtFIP7qA", "date": "2007-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jqfeknwpwy0bX1_F2BKt6Q", "text": "If You want to have a PARTY... and don't want the Hassle.... This is the Place! Had My 30th B-Day here... And am Planning My 40th Here too! Always a Good Time..... Great for Large groups or Small ones... Or You can Just do a Chocolate Fondue! I cannot TELL You how many Parties I have been to Here! Great for Proms too.... Something to remember.... And the Ambiance is really Cool... it is inside a Neat old Building with Skylights and Plants and Cobblestones...... And if YOu book a Group... You pretty Much can Take over the Patio....... Can't say enough Good about it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Es79WMyld-8SEeiPIasGKQ", "date": "2007-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pCKmtzCzQYax5cFY-PZpIg", "text": "It gets an extra star b/c its ALL fondue and that's awesome. Was a casual , wonderful experience. We got the Fondue-teccine and it was very yummy. You get a house salad, bread and potatoes with the order too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CKE7bImVY81KJD8PiiuDPQ", "date": "2007-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZmMQOXmZzEYhnG1cbK14sA", "text": "I absolutely hate to give bad reviews, but I had such a horrible experience, I want to make sure others do not go there.  I went there with 5 of my best gal pals for a birthday dinner. The food was horrible, all the cheese fondues tasted the same, the salad was dripping in oily dressing and the white wine (in a carafe) tasted as if they diluted it with water.  STAY AWAY from this place!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "SlEqDl-tK_3WQwQIUaxW_w", "date": "2007-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Y_g4SkQiYKUuVT1zEMx4EQ", "text": "It's like, offer people unlimited food, and they'll eat anything.  I'm waiting for \"Poison Pam\" to open next door.  That will be one for the sociology majors to deconstruct.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "u6e65COHSb9FlGGTTHRemQ", "date": "2006-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rRH6kMdRezW9a98ISV15UQ", "text": "I like the festive decor of the brick building in which the restaurant finds itself, but the food and service are both just OK.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9SUE4_5i0gOAqU7ChwO2JQ", "date": "2009-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "oHifrhq0pWRTGWYVj5yMog", "text": "I never really liked fondue until I had it at Fondue Fred.  Then again, I was pretty sheltered until I came to Berkeley.\n\nThe owner is great, and both times I've been there (once in a large group, once with my GF) he's been super friendly.  There is a group discount if there are 6 or more, and boy can the wine flow.\n\nThere are many different kinds of fondue and the recommendations we were given both times were spot on.  It's tucked away on Telegraph (if that's possible) and you can either eat inside where it's very dim or out in the courtyard which is great on a cool summer night with friends.\n\nFor fondue, it's not that expensive.  I haven't really found a better place in the Bay Area after 13 years.  Writing this review makes me want to go again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kxGmX1lBXJAv-4mI_QduWg", "date": "2006-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1pWVmpOk_FGPgl0To3gbiw", "text": "Great atmosphere, nice owners, large portions, good selection of choices, decent prices: just don't expect gourmet. \n\nNow, this doesn't mean that it isn't tasty when you've been jonesing for hot melted cheese and lots of it, it's just not going to inspire any symphanies. Great for large groups!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "myS_Q9JumoMNxqssv0r-2Q", "date": "2007-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VpSHg1fA4YAE2W7HasGRLQ", "text": "Worst. Service. EVER. Food is decent but not worth the trip because of way the waiters and owner treat their guests. I think there were maybe three groups at the place when we went and it took us half an hour to get drinks and even longer to get an order in.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "uT1WqFjDNvw1Ilou9iZGHg", "date": "2009-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Cy1S1lH5NvT1SeYezK6EiQ", "text": "I've known about this place for close to 15 years, but never ventured to try it for various reasons (lactose intolerant mate, vegan mate, you name it!). Finally, the opportunity to finally break my Fondue Fred's cherry arose- FAMILY NIGHT! \n\nA little background. Family night usually consists of good friends, cigarettes, lots of alcohol, food thrown in, and cop/investigative TV shows. Lacking the TV aspect since my apt layout is too small for more than two people, and with the promise of unlimited cheese fondue, beer and/or wine, Fondue Fred was a pretty easy no-brainer.\n\nWe decided to get the party set B, which allowed us as much of any 6 fondues (even the not so cheesy, meaty ones) that we could eat, unlimited beer and wine, and cheesecake. \n\nSadly, none of the cheese fondues we chose (garlic, blue, cheddar and appenzeller) were distinguishing, apart from a slight zestier flavor from one to the next but really lacking any specific taste to them at all. If they eased up on the flour base and used better quality cheeses like someone else mentioned, it would be a drastic improvement. Good cheese has so much better flavor.\n\nI was unimpressed by the volume of food that was given to us because I'll gladly pay for additional servings if the food is good. This was not the case and I think they relied on the \"quantity vs. quality\"  aspect with certain eaters. The bread, which was dry on the cut edges as if it was prepped but not covered, tasted like Safeway baguettes. (as a hostess for clubs years ago I remember using those on our hors deveures trays when I wasn't able to make it to La Farine in time. Tasteless unless you're drunk and needing something to sop up alcohol.) \n\nThe dessert- I wish we got chocolate fondue instead of cheesecake. My bro said \"I can make better cheesecake than this\", and I agree, even though he's got more of a savory tooth than a sweet one. Their cheesecake didn't taste much like cream cheese- it had some other sort of strange flavor to it. Not to put them down, but I think the cheesecake I've gotten at Jack in the Box when I ate fast food actually tasted better. \n\n My 2 cents is it's a good place for groups but not if you're expecting good quality. Service was also a little on the odd side with our server disappearing for extended periods of time when we asked for beverages 10 minutes ago, albeit he was technically the only server. When we asked the woman that brought us our bread about the beer, she commented she didn't serve the beer. HUH? \n\nIn all, everything was pretty unremarkable and I don't think I would pay $33 per person for that meal again.  My friends and I had fun hanging out eating and drinking, and they didn't seem to mind the food at all so that was a saving grace.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rDotdytEeZvvJFNeOgazPA", "date": "2007-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FEQ-J9uZBJvt5WgvYqI9Ng", "text": "This was a first for my whole party...none of us had ever been to a fondue restaraunt before. We didn't really know what or how to order. The waiter seemed more interested in our names than offering any advice. We explained numerous times that it was our first time and asked for suggestions. We got  salads(with tons of black pepper), 3 pots of cheese and 3 LOAVES of bread. We thought we'd try the different flavored cheeses and didn't really think about the other 3 of  4 squares, meat, veggie, dessert. Well, we crammed as much down as we could...a $60 bill and no way to put the cheese in a doggie bag, will do that to you!  We left feeling bloated and sluggish. For being such good sports we took the kids to Burger King afterward, as they didn't really fill up. My daughter and godson quipped, \"Hey what'd you have for dinner? Cheese, cheese and more cheese!\"", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pzyIVh6qqbFejoXmdUS5Jw", "date": "2007-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FGfKV8QJlv0NrJZirJDgUA", "text": "My wonderful BF took me here last night as a belated V-day celebration dinner and I have to say I was really disappointed.  Now I need to clarify, I certainly wasn't disappointed in him planning an evening out, and as far as BF's go Chris is Boss!  But...Fondue Fred's is lacking in many things.  \n\nFirst of all, we are kinda Fondue freaks!  Not only have we been to all the fondue places that we know of in the bay area, we also make fondue at home for friends and when we just feel like eating some cheese.  Fondue Fred's is nothing like La Fondue or even a chain fondue place like Melting Pot.  \n\nThe restaurant was staffed by what seemed a family, and some illegals who spoke ZERO english...as in not even enough to understand my request for more water.  Secondly, the fondue only comes with Bread, unless you pay extra to get mushrooms, veggies and or apples.  EXTRA for stuff to dip besides just crusty bread...to me that is LAME with a capital L!  \n\nThe fondue pots are not electric, so the cheese ends up gelatinous and then what's the point of even eating it.  They have these cheesy little flames underneath the pots, and no fancy cheese mixes at all.  I will say that the Asiago cheese fondue was yummy...but once again it didn't stay hot and liquid but became more of a goo.  \n\nThe waitress had family come in, and basically sat down and had dinner with them while leaving all of us paying customers with no server whatsoever!  We decided not to even have dessert, because we didn't want to get up and get it ourselves. \n\nIf you are looking for good fondue, please don't waste your money here, go to Melting Pot, or the Fondue place in SF, and if you want TOP OF THE LINE fondue head down to La Fondue in Saratoga.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NldDEIGPNjfuudHQssomcA", "date": "2008-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qLlXnexEPanjPiIG4LuAwA", "text": "To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of cheese so this is going to be biased. I'm actually lactose intolerant. Harhar :o)\n\nThis was my first taste of cheese fondues though and it was definitely interesting. Not really my cup of tea though....too....much.....cheese. But I did get to try the dessert fondue also. You can't really mess up a dessert fondue though so I can't really rave about it, but it was still good!\n\nThe plus side is that this fondue place is a few minutes from my dorm because the nearest fondue place in my hometown is prob a 30 min drive. Gotta love Berkeleyy", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "dCvPCOFe4XmYqNCpxPieow", "text": "Went here last month, and then yesterday I said \"Hmmm  I could F up some Fondue.... we should do that.\"\nThe BFer reminded me that I'd spoken those same words just a few days previous....thus and therefore apparently, I am a melty cheese junky.\n\nIt's true that I've had 'better' fondue.\nLike at The Left Bank- a blue/brie/goat combo that mmmm blows my mind consistently and every time.\nBut Fondue Fred's has the absurd courtyard for indoor/outdoor dining, a bathroom key on a bike lock chain, and that sweet sour salty mustardy dressing for the complimentary salads. How can you pass that up?\nThe fact that 'Fred' is part of the name of the place warms my little heart too- forcing me to think of movies like Drop Dead Fred, or of anything with little and adorable Fred Savage. Mmm I love the name Fred!! So eat here with your cheese lovin friends who have a sense of humor and have a good time- it's cheese for chrissake!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rw9GgGYGXTGqvVMBfl4lMQ", "date": "2007-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ixd2kHZoKBApHS2EffeUIQ", "text": "We all know that fondue is not something you can have everyday.  It's just too messy and crazy.  I recently went here for a friend's b-day.  It was  an enjoyable dining experience, but anything involving this group of girls would have been fun!\n\nThe guy who took our order kept sniffing me....that was interesting. We followed his suggestions and had plenty of food for the 5 of us.  My only complaint was that I wanted more marshmallows to go with the chocolate at the end....by the time someone came around my desire to eat bad things had passed, and I didn't want more marshmallows.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VD8Ox-akHloK3-QV3FxY-g", "date": "2006-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "uy1o8QfryB-hjquiyupMew", "text": "Yuck, I can't believe this place is still in business.  We went here for a birthday dinner and other than the company our experience was just terrible.  Not tasty at all (and I'm a cheese lover), expensive, and the help was surly at best.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KzExPoVxGOlv20cPkX7d1A", "date": "2008-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RfIG6fFEJJRI7Q517NxKhw", "text": "The owner is friendly.. VERY friendly.. okay, TOO friendly. He treated my husband like a pimp to us 3 fine ladies, which meant extra attentive service, but the leering got old quickly.\nThe food is OK. The selection of items to dip could be more diverse, but with the prices you pay here, I think it's appropriate. I'd go just for the dessert fondue, which was the best thing we had, but still not fabulous.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OxNw3_hlEv33pLqqADVsTA", "date": "2006-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "kq4YRo_6s5DD3ms_PCKZXA", "text": "My friends and I had never eaten fondue before - aside from our own melting of  Velveeta cheese - so we decided to try it out for real.\n\nWe ordered a pretty simple type of fondue, and we couldn't even go through with eating more than a few bites of it! The taste and texture were horrible! We just ended up asking the waitress to take away the cheese and we feasted on their very yummy chocolate fondue with fruit. \n\nEven though the cheese was very unappetizing, the chocolate fondue was great. I recommend it for an after dinner dessert place, unless you're into the whole plaster-tasting, too much wine and hardly any cheese type of fondue.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HhgIPUd0hNWSVA_SuL5Pcw", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Q7bKI5uixWRh97VLGn7v6w", "text": "If I could give this negative stars I would.  This is hands down the worst food I've ever paid someone to serve me.  I rank it even lower than McDonald's or a microwaved burrito from the gas station. (OK so I've never actually consumed a microwave burrito from a gas station, but you get the idea.)\n\nIn both taste and appearance, their so-called \"fondue\" more closely resembled wallpaper paste than cheese.  We ordered the party menu, which included all the wilted-iceberg-lettuce-with-mouth-puckering-acidic-dressing-salad you can eat, all the cheap white, red, and rose wine you can pour into the plant next to you, and all the bland vegetables and white bread you need to dip into your bottomless pots of flavorless potato-starch and/or flour-based goop they sell as \"fondue\".  \n\nThis would have cost us a mere $23.00 per person (BTW-the prices on the restaurant's website are out of date) plus a presumptuous gratuity is automatically included, but hoping to redeem the evening, we actually opted to pay more (Party Rate #2) in order to try the \"deluxe\" fondues.  That cost us an extra 2 or 3 bucks per person plus the addition to the gratuity (17% or 18%).\n\nI will say this about Fondue Fred--they were consistent.  Their service was as bad as their food.  I can not stress enough how disgusting this place is.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xQBv5EkgmIAKloBwscU19w", "date": "2008-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "xy3GhflVmrG_sQfjMq2TYw", "text": "This place was disappointing. Stale chips, stale bread, mediocre cheese that gives you the runs--and a tad on the overpriced side. Blah.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2009-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X8weLfu5Ow6urD7xdhxp_g", "text": "I love fondue and this place has some good ones. However, the bread was stale and dried out when I tried it.  In my opinion, the vehicle used for dipping makes the fondue experience.  If the bread is stale, the strawberries or apples too tart, the sausage fatty etc., then the whole experience is tainted.  I was really disappointed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IDVX4Is4CanREchBmpFXoA", "date": "2006-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NnLPZ_30bR173l_00H8Fhw", "text": "The nostalgia factor was high, but Fondue Fred didn't measure up. There were 11 of us, we ordered the special: all-you-can-eat fondue, salad and cheesecake, and all you can drink of their crappy house wine. It cost $24 a person, even though their website lists it as $20. When we asked about the discrepancy we were basically told \"tough luck\".\n\nAnd what do you get for 24 bucks? 4 pots of fondue, although it was more like 3 since the cheddar one was so revolting nobody could actually eat it. You also don't get to pick the fondue out yourself, they just bring whatever they feel like. We got 2 little carafes of wine, some bread, one plate of veggies, one plate of taters and salad with too much dressing. The yucky salad was the only thing they granted us a refill on. Dessert was a little piece of cheesecake with chocolate chips sprinkled over it.\n\nWe also got ignored, a lot. Had to beg and plead and ask 5 or 6 times for more wine and water. By the time they brought it we were ready to leave. There was a huge party outside (40 or so college kids) but that's no excuse the truly crappy service. The woman who cleared the plates before bringing dessert yelled at us for not keeping our forks. Someone asked if she could just bring us new ones and she snapped \"now I'll have to wash them\"!\n\nStay at home, make your own fondue, Fred has jumped the shark.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "TpOItupUS7laJvn9l6b5qg", "date": "2008-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "7hKlQ2_FT6dCwGVwnTnwfw", "text": "every time i fondued my stale bread into the cheese i was a bit surprised at its bold, nutty flavor. it obviously won me over, though. came with over-dressed salad and the wine was sweet. i couldnt get enough of it. cant wait to go back for smores :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "QMcwDXpwOdMZ4EzP3W2xVQ", "text": "How is this place still in business?? My only guess is because its Berkeley's only attempt at a fondue restaurant. too bad its waaay overpriced and really low quality food. For some reason I have gotten suckered into coming here twice and I regret each visit with a vengeance.\n\nYou can pick a variety of cheese dips, which is decent, I guess. The standard meal just comes with cut up bread and poorly cooked, soggy, sliced potatoes. Your appetizer is \"salad\": White (not even green) iceberg lettuce, some shredded carrots and bland Italian dressing. You will look down at your meal and realize you're paying a lot for extremely low quality ingredients. \n\nCause we're poor we decided to get a carafe of \"house wine\" instead of a name brand bottle. I guess the house this stuff came out of was that of Carlo Rossi. Mind you, there's a place and time for our good friend Carlo, but that place is a dorm room and that time is freshman year when you're bribing someone's older sibling with a fist full of $8. Carlo doesn't belong on the table of those of legal drinking age nor should he cost $20! I downed that swill cause I was celebrating after a final and all it did was get me in a lot of trouble and cause a mean hangover the next day.\n\nThe only reason I'm giving Fondue Fred any stars is the outdoor ambiance and the dessert. If you're gonna go here, bring a date for dessert only and sit outside. The patio is a cute and intimate little cove. The dessert is a big pot of melted chocolate and plate full of diced fruit and pink marshmallows! Very cute.\n\nDo not come here for a full meal. If you want a good fondue experience do yourself a favor and make a trip into the city or jump into your time machine and go back to your grandparent's dinner party in 1974.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CRaBH8XHLS4P_U1FzpU5vw", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-5yR0nvV82FMwsM0pJ0Ymg", "text": "I haved mixed feelings after reading the other Yelp reviews about this place.  I have truly enjoyed coming to Fondue Fred's everytime I've been here.  I have been coming here for many years.  \n\nPerfect location, good prices, tasty food (maybe not authentic, but tasty), and personal service.    No complaints from me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t2ng6XxHmJQti4dW4toxXA", "date": "2007-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "3NfYEUI9fv5dtXxNymEoNw", "text": "When I walked in with my group of ten (we had a reservation for 6pm which I had called to confirm earlier in the day) we were ignored for at least ten minutes. Finally I proactively tracked someone down and then the owner of the restaurant went on to tell me that my reservation was for 5 o'clock. Um, no. 6 o'clock. I argued, he pretty much ignored me and reluctantly seated us. Strangely, from then on, the service was GREAT! Especially for such a large group. I had never eaten fondue before so I'm not sure where it ranks on the fondue scale but I'd go back. The meatball fondue was good as was the chateaubriand (sp?), even though I wouldn't really call it chateaubriand. The cheese was good and appropriately unhealthy tasting. The chicken fondue was quite bland; if you get it, get some cheese at the same time! The cheesecake was on the house and it could've been better, but can you really complain about free cheesecake? I'm giving the owner the strong benefit of the doubt because he did an impressive one eighty but if he was ever rude again, I'd never return. \n\nWe got the group deal, with wine, and I think it was a good deal. We definitely had fun!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0vCffWO7AQKdZtoP_9ZTIA", "date": "2007-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 7, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "seZiaEfrmFVvX61dRFzMcA", "text": "Fondue Fred is a great idea - but HORRIBLE execution. Not sure what was worse, the food or the service.\n\nWe made reservations a month in advance & went as a party of 6. When we arrived, the owner/host said we had no reservations. Well, I had personally made the reservations - and he went so far as to imply that I was lying.\n\nWe were seated, and after 2 hours we left hungry and angry. For a bunch of money, you can expect:\n\n- REALLY poor service\n- a bowl of stale bread\n- a watery plate of bagged salad\n- some greasy gross goo that should worry you to eat\n\nWe had stupidly ordered a fondue with shrimp & actually SAW the in the kitchen (which is right there) pull out a giant costco sized bag of frozen shrimp & hack at it with an ice pick. Seriously folks, it doesn't get any worse than this.\n\nAt this point, we paid in full before we received that shrimp course & headed to Chow in Lafayette for a fabulous late night dinner. We laughed for a long time. I can't believe this dive is still in business.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sZdy2AQD0gn7RMAJcu48yg", "date": "2010-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 8, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ANCofmUafP_m4Rr8sgxeow", "text": "Horrible, rude service from the staff and the owner. The owner is such a @$%&**!! I do not recommend this place for groups. Actually, I don't recommend this place to anyone. The owner humiliated me on my birthday in front of my friends and ruined everyone's evening. If you like to be treated with disrespect and being overcharged, Fondue Fred is your ideal oasis. I will never in my life return to this dump!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "oCPHSSLNymMo0iYJJ34I5g", "date": "2009-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 8, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ujFOZ4mwJ-c7gl9NxTJ2nQ", "text": "I had dinner here on Saturday, 1/23/10 as part of a large group (34). We were seated outside at a very long table in the covered Courtyard,  good thing they had heat lamps. After some deliberation beforehand, we had decided to go for Prix Fixe option, ($33 including tax & tip)where you can have as much as you like of any 6 of the dozen fondues, along with as much house wine (Burgundy, Chablis and Ros\u00e9) as you like.  We had the extra-cost Chocolate Fondue thrown in for free.\n\nService was indifferent, at best. The meal started with a bowl of ready-made salad, the boring-kind you buy at bulk stores. Then the servers plopped down \"Caquelots\" (enamelled cast iron bowls) of whatever fondue they felt like, (although we had requested from a list) lit the warmers, and scurried off. You had to grab the servers' attention and ask them to bring you more fondues as they were not volunteering to do so, nor asking if we wanted more wine or fondues (it was as much of both as you liked), much less asking us how our dinner was. Looks like they have a \"Don't ask, don't offer\" policy. \n\nThe \"Chateaubriand,\" \"Coq au Fondue\" (Chicken) and Meatball \"Fondues\" were AWFUL, despite the descriptions, as were strange concoctions, which they attempt to pass off as \"Fondue\" because it was neither Bourguinonne (hot oil) or Hot-Pot style, (Broth), where you dip your raw ingredients to cook in. Instead these like an already pre-cooked casseroles. For example, the \"Meatball Fondue\" was just some meatballs in a tomato (spaghetti?) sauce. The \"Chateaubriand Fondue\" was some steak slivers swimming in some oily liquid with some mushrooms. The only fondues worthy of the name were the \"Classic\" and the \"Appenzeller.\" Even then, it tasted like they use a lot of plain, white cheddar cheese. For dunking, we got chunks of plain bread, (certainly not baguettes, as their website claims) tasteless chunks of baked potatoes and a tray of sliced veggies. \n\nChocolate Fondue was decent, with slices of apple, bananas, pineapple and marshmallows, but on the other hand, how difficult it is to make a chocolate fondue? \"We use only the Finest imported Swiss Cheeses\"? Methinks NOT! Pleeze! If you want REAL and tasty fondues, go elsewhere.  \n\nThe Owner's wife (Laleh) sorely needs some lessons in Customer Service. She was very rude towards our organizer, when the latter requested knives, and anyways, none were ever brought out. Seems like this lady has an aversion to washing cutlery, as per other reviews here. Towards the end of the meal, a couple of us ordered coffee, and she seemed irritated at this request and in a loud voice demanded: \"YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR IT!!!\"\"  We sure DID, because we had 10 (TEN) coffees tacked on to our bill, when this was NOT at all the case! The least she could have done was to politely say: \"Sir, with pleasure, but this is not included.\" or even better, offered coffee to us for FREE.  After all, we dropped over $1,200 at her establishment, and am sure she loves the money that large groups like ours leave behind.\n\nTo add insult to injury, she made sure that everybody got  handed fliers about their Valentine's Day Dinner, and a second one  promoting their other restaurant, some Tapas place they own in Berkeley. Needless to say, none of us were interested in returning or in patronizing any of their other establishments, given the abysmal level of customer service.\n\nAm not being harsh, just relating the facts of my experience, after all, a fondue is an experience, not just some melted cheese in a pot. I know profit margins are very slim in the restaurant business, but now, more than ever, this is no excuse for unfriendly, shoddy customer service and mediocre food. Even good, highly-rated restaurants, sadly come and go,\n\nIf you happen to be a large group, and decide to eat here, despite the warnings of this and other reviews (anybody who gives this place 5-stars must be the owners or doesn't know what fondues are), be deadly accurate and document the number of guests, because we were overcharged for a non-existant additional guest. The unfriendly lady owner insisted that we were 35 when in reality, we were 34. Needless to say, we will NEVER patronize this place ever again!\n\nTo sum up, if you happen to be in the area, are hungry for some mediocre, at best, fondue, and are not very particular about the quality of food and service, you could consider dining here. Larger groups, stay away!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "C5Lsp0mREeqtCRa-PozbZg", "date": "2010-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "QRhKufTT-DGo5OQsfqo8wQ", "text": "I went here for my birthday party. We had a blast. All you can eat and drink of specified items. Make sure everyone has the same type of diet. If you get twelve or more people in your group you get a free shirt (plain grey...). \n  I feel that if you give them notice of how big your party is , you have a better time. Be prepared to convince them though, they get parties of 20 where 7 people show up. I told them 15 to 20 and 27 people showed up. He needed help. We did get a bonus meatball dish not included in our package though! Deeee-licious!\n   Chill area, not too many bums around. We smoked a couple of joints around the corner during our three hours there with no fuss. Also, if you have a big party, they let you bring YOUR music to play. I want to try it for a sweet date sometime.\n   Parties be warned! Beware friends that show up and say they are not going to eat but just hang out. They lie. The staff takes a head count of whoever is partaking and you will be in an uncomfortable position when the bill comes. A standard rationale is that two friends come and one says they are not eating. In their mind, it is probably like this: \" We are not that hungry, so we will pay for one person, and both of us eat and it will equal one hungry person.\" Not true. They take a head count so be prepared, and HAVE FUN", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rUkN8DQYj1Gwkhm_8II_hg", "date": "2007-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Cr5bqSD9LzPDzr70OL_x8Q", "text": "I was a little hesitant to come here after reading all the other reviews.  But I was anxious because I have never been to a fondue restaurant before.  I've had fondue in the privacy of my own home prior to coming here, but that isn't a true fondue experience because burnt chocolate and solidified cheese doesn't quite count. \n\nA group of 9 of us came here for dinner and shared two cheese, two meat and two chocolate fondues, each paying $15 including tax/tips, and we were all stuffed.   I wasn't quite fond of the asiago cheese fondue, as it was so strong and pungent. I liked the meat fondues, especially the steak, but if I had to choose between cheese or meat, I'd go with the cheese.  Served with plenty of bread and potatoes for the meat and cheese fondues, and plenty of fruits/marshmellows for the chocolate one. \n\nOverall, 3 stars at the most.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pvmvgoVjlQf28Ywz3NuD_A", "date": "2008-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 6, "funny": 12}, "review_id": "o7Uqin-bF85R8AkvUOvWzg", "text": "Fondue Fred is not fancy schmancy fondue.  Oh noes.  This is the kind of fondue place where they really should serve tall boys and 40s.  For reals.\n\nNonetheless I came here for dinner not too long ago and had a very nice and funny time.  The cheese fondues all looked and tasted somewhat the same with just a little difference between them.  The only one that stood out to me was the spicy fondue and the garlicy one.  The meat and chicken fondues were just like eating campbell's thick and chunky soup.  The veggies that you got to dip in your fondue pots didn't look like the freshest in the world.  It wouldn't have surprised me if they came straight out of a veggie bag bought at Food Maxx or something.\n\nThings I liked about this place were that the dude didn't bat an eye when I ordered a pitcher of Red Hook and asked him to keep the glass because I was drinking straight from the pitcher.  He actually liked it and called me *Beer Guy* all night.  Another big plus was the UNLIMITED CHEESECAKE!!!  I ate so much cheesecake it was ridiculous.\n\nY'all know what happends when you mix beer and cheesecake?  Yeah, talk about sonic boom when I got home.  I have no one to blame but myself though.  This place definitely has it's place in the fondue world and being located so close to UC Berkeley it's target audience is not the ascot wearing crowd...unless we are talking about douchebag hipsters.\n\n*I forgot to mention that if you get the chocolate fondue ask them to give you all PINK marshmallows!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0gEDwhSUIWIBz23MbLYMig", "date": "2006-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 7, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "TxIvnxPDLB8dlqRgqFcZZg", "text": "I am a huge cheese fan, HUGE, so I love fondue. If I didn't care about my health at all, I would totally eat it every day and be a happy camper. \n\nFondue Fred's is my go-to fondue place because I like Berkeley and it's the closest fondue restaurant to where I live. I came here tonight and was very impressed again. The service was decent, but the fondue was outstanding. We had the garlic fondue which was amazing, and the beef cheese-less fondue (I think it was #17). It comes in a crock-pot type thing and was like a beef stew with mushrooms. It was SO HOT thought, so it made it a little difficult to eat. The garlic fondue was also really, really hot, which led to us experimenting with the burners (you can turn them up or down). Luckily we didn't burn the place down. \n\nWe stuffed ourselves silly but couldn't resist having the chocolate fondue for dessert. It was SOOOOO good. Oh my gosh. It came with marshmellows (which I like burned, like you can do at a campfire), strawberrys, cantaloupe, honeydew, and apples.  The prices are reasonable, and most of the choices are between $14-18 I think. Our server, which might have been the owner, forgot to bring my coke, but I think it was meant to be, because this way I only had water so I could intake more fondue...and the more cheese the better!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R_aCqb62GyeU2h7OmSufeA", "date": "2008-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "h_we4E3zofRTf4G0JTEF0A", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 9, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "cOoWNeD2Zddc8o3VKmzD_A", "text": "The whole idea of fondue and dipping things in cheese and sauces is mouth watering, so I really wanted to try out a Fondue place. I purchased a restaurant.com gift certificate and decided to give Fondue Fred a chance with a couple friends. \n\nWhen I got there, I did not know what to expect. This place has been around for over 50 years. The place is small and located in a mall that looks like an old Disneyland Village with lots of different shops. We arrived at Fondue Fred and felt the place was in dire need of a makeover. That aside, we decided to go for it and order up a couple pots of fondue and such and a pitcher of Hefeweizen. \n\nThe place really is a great place for groups because of the way the meals are set up. You pick your fondue, it comes with a standard green salad, lots of diced fresh sourdough and roasted red potatoes. The waitress/ owner suggested that we order a cheese fondue in addition to our meat selections. Each pot was around $16-17.\n\nWe chose the: \n* Beef Burgundy Fondue: Not actually cheese at all, but stewed chunks of steak in a gravy with mushrooms and they put raw broccoli on top that cooks as you eat the fondue. \n* Parmesan Fondue: Cheesy Cheesy! Seriously when dipping the cheese did not stop. Topped with a couple slices of pepperoni and mushrooms. This was great dipping for everything. \n* Beef Meatball Marinara: OMG, these were so good. Nuff said. \n\nThen the dipping began. It was easy to want to EVERYTHING. Go ahead and dip the beef in the cheese, then the marinara. The meatballs in the cheese and the bread and potatoes in everything. It was a dipping fest and even after we were full, we were still dipping. \n\nIt was a lot of food, but we all really liked it and left feeling very satisfied and glad we tried a new fondue place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Lu8y2ayxVlAzuJEVfVcH4w", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ommwR1l9MNyu4B5h-1Qsw", "text": "Delicious.\n\nI understand what one of the yelpers said about the service not quite matching the warm decor.\n\nI asked for two entrees. \n\nFezenjoon -waiter asked if I wanted chicken or meatballs.  I asked for meatballs.  Waiter confirmed I did not want the chicken, but the meatballs instead.  However, I got chicken.  And it was dry...\n\nI also got the lamb.  Yes, it WAS delicious.  Somehow, I am a fan of raisins and sultanas with meat.  :)  I'm also a fan of when touching the meat, that it practically falls off the bone.\n\nLots of rice.  Did I say lots of rice?  I sure got lots of rice.  lol.\n\nThe faloudeh, that was awesome.  They serviced it with a slice of Meyer lemon.  \n\nI'll be back for the koubideh, if I can round up another person to go with me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HcPcr0hwCEbKrliyN7Cy0g", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2eqQmFqUdpO1oGFnFniCBA", "text": "we just happened in, for lunch, and had a delicious meal.\n\nthey serve flatbread with onions spiced with sumac in lieu of bread--it was fantastic!  we ordered the yogurt with garlic and the roasted eggplant as appetizers--and would highly recommend both.\n\nthe mediterrean salad was substantial and delicious.  the lentil soup only slighlty dissappointing--not quite flavorful enough (but perhaps all the yogurt and garlic had dulled my ability to discern flavors).\n\nAttentive service and very nice atmosphere.\n\nLooking forward to going back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "01_hoYGpem_VnRAakEt0cQ", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2i7YOF0g4HFfmqH4aOPQQA", "text": "Only 3.5 stars!? Are you kidding? Apparently Non- Persians are wasting their time rating this place. This place is AWESOME! Nuf said! Don't skip the deserts!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7Q7wUp2HAlMFwJme8Howxg", "date": "2011-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2NRqOWy2P_XNusTL8o4ckQ", "text": "I've been raised with Persian food all my life and have given a try to many restaurants in southern and northern CA. \n\nOne that sticks out for being probably one of the worse is Alborz in Berkeley. Typical Persian restaurants should be packed on a Saturday at about 1pm. When I drove from Marin to meet my parents halfway (they came from Walnut Creek) I asked them to meet at Alborz since its convenient. Well we met there and my folks ordered the Alborz for two and I ordered the soltani. The rice looked and tasted like as if it was made 5 days before and they just reheated the dish in the microwave. The barg was hard as a car tire and the koobideh was terrible as well. Long story short, the food gave the three of us the runs for 1.5 days and I can truly say that the experience was awful. Now I like giving the restaurants the benefit of the doubt, so I was brave enough to go back and get a stew dish, khoreshteh ghaimeh and it was very mooshy and water down. \n\nBy the way, the Walnut Creek Alborz is no better and I think one or both of them will be closing soon. \n\nIts too bad, cause we need more good Persian restaurants like Sahalizaar in Belmont out in the bay area.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "BBF_K2L5Q6wjSKZZjzzsiw", "date": "2011-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4dh5qOpEo0FwkBmStHuTcw", "text": "Wow! I've known about this restaurant in Berkeley for a while and finally decided to give it a try. But before I dropped in I just wanted to make sure they had one or two of my favorite Persian dishes so I called and asked about the menu. The guy answered something like this: Kibeetigeu thabatiki thsbee elp u? Now he was speaking in english, okay? Do you understand what he said? NO! I didn't think so. I didn't understand him either- he's just a cocky twirp! The guy, sounded like between 25-45 yrs old, and had a Persian accent. He was cocky & rude- he was a very polite asshole if you know what I mean. He obviously never had anyone teach him how to answer the phone professionally- nice, clear, business name, your name,etc. No! For him it's all just a blur- blablablablabalbla- bla- elp-U? Very rude!  I'll never even end up trying this place out!!! My questions were very simple for anyone who knows Persian dishes. I just wanted to know a couple things about the food before I order but this guy was making it very difficult. His answers were not answers. He was short and really gave me misinfo, so I asked if there was anyone there who knows the menu well enough to answer my questions & he just said no. What a prick!! He was just lying. His whole demeanor was cocky, and short the whole conversation! Trust me, don't eat here! If they're like that on the phone there's a lot behind the scene you don't know about!! The food is probably just as crappy as their attitude!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2-yk7Hymre0BPt0Z9oO_KQ", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4DYX5gea5OuW7-Rtpe3fMg", "text": "The food was not the best persian food i have had. The rice seemed old and dry, but not too bad, just a little pricey.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "NzUk2aPghLas96MIHimCfQ", "date": "2009-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5b5xO-RST4T0YoCkwBjhUQ", "text": "Overpriced for the quality of food.  I shared the combo appetizer, a couple kebabs, and a couple lamb dishes.  Don't bother ordering the lamb with white beans, but the lamb with eggplant was probably the best thing we had.  The flavor was good, but I've had much better lamb.  The chicken kebab was dry, the kofta kebab was tastier but nothing great.  I can't say i really liked anything from the appetizer plate.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VyaokXwknYm0Mg6f_F1b5w", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5bThm6lGMf8xlvcuKNRhIw", "text": "Very delicious Persian food! The lamb skewers are awesome - very flavorful! We ordered grilled chicken and lamb skewers and our dishes came with plenty of rice and grilled tomato on the side. Great service. I ordered the yogurt drink but it was kind of salty for my taste.. Otherwise, this is a good place to try good quality Persian food, especially if you like kabobs and grilled meat!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S-LLxAbN1S6z-FalqNPgfg", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5dZAZe0sqBLhheCXkfCMHQ", "text": "First time having Persian food at a restaurant and WOW.  The pomegranate chicken with saffron rice is something special.  \nIt's a nice restaurant, and thus pricey for everyday dining, but I would definitely come back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "e0imecnX_9MtLnS2rUZM-A", "date": "2011-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Pe0F0uE8sjRkbO8rxXl7g", "text": "A mixed experience: good wine, bad salad (too much dressing & had to ask for the Kalamata olives which were missing), good lamb shank (very tender) & rice, terrible ice cream (bits of ice inside), lackadaisical service, rather grubby interior. Persian food can be terrific, but this wasn't worth it--won't be back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Kg7WBGC42rIiqAJuRd_3vg", "date": "2012-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6xbjvQy2AWT1kW7Fh4uEFw", "text": "A friend took me here last week as a birthday celebration.  It was unplanned and we stumbled onto it before a show.  I'm glad we stumbled!  The food was delicious with a capital D.  The Dolmeh was the best I've every had and half chicken was incredible.  It came out in a savory thick soupy sauce that was so flavorful with the tender chicken and Persian rice.  I will take my parents here when they visit this spring and surely many other times, too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "98wxAOBb_IJ__NuESD5gVg", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "76c14BE0pnXpDBxDXQ6Hfw", "text": "Hi;\n\nI grew up on Persian food in LA. OK not only that, but I think I have a good taste for it and quality. I am giving 4 stars as they are the best in the East Bay Area I found. There is a great place in Marin, but nothing like LA!\n\nI think the portion sizes are simply too big. Save some of the value and out that in garnish and extras is my only feedback to them....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QsBAkMgg_ha6Ml5JGR_c9w", "date": "2011-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7ak5V3SP2HVSAeuiUshbRA", "text": "Came here for a get together with old friends at around 7:30. Waddled out of the restaurant at 11 PM, well past their listed closing time...So nice that they waited on turning the light off on us until then. :) I had been passing this restaurant daily ignorant of the decadent foods that resided inside. C for Classy. Dimmed lighting and all that jazz. Apparently the kitchen is run mostly by a Persian grandmother, so big shoutout to her. \n\nPart of my awesome experience here was that I had the luck of being with a group who were very familiar with Persian food, The person who took the lead on ordering even spoke Farsi. Such a beautiful language! The server was super nice and accommodating. He brought out samples of red wine. Decided on a bottle of Cabernet. Went nicely with the meal. \n\nTHE FEAST! Did this family style. HELL YEH\n\nI love complimentary food! Twist on bread&butter. There was a Paired with onions and butter! They also brought out delicious yogurt and tomato/cucumber dishes. We went through 3 baskets full of bread. :)\n\n2 orders of beef and lamb kabobs, which came out with a grilled tomato. Both were good but I preferred lamb because it was just SO tender. It came out on the bone and it was just perfectly cooked! \n\nLamb and eggplant stew. SO GOOD. Probably my favorite dish because the flavors of the stew which had mini grapes in them just infused into the whole lamb shank. The meat literally fell off the bone. LAMB GALORE! My favorite meat.\n\nFor the rice, we got saffron rice apparently because this type of rice pairs really nicely with lamb. This was a HUGE heap of rice. I must have gotten 3-4 servings. Addicting and went well with the entrees.\n\nDessert: Baklava. My Persian and Afghan friends, the best baklava they have ever tasted. A lot of baklava apparently gets really dry because some places use walnuts. This restaurant uses pistachios and hits the perfect balance of soft and flaky. It's a pretty decent size, too! We also tried a dessert with what I can best be described as balls of donut. I think they said something about spun sugar? I wish I remembered the name of these dishes but we just had way too many dishes. This paired perfectly with our mint soaked teas. With actual mint leaves inside the tea, it reminded me of a tea version of mojitos. We got free refills, too! :) You can hold a piece of sugar in your mouth and drink the tea and feel the sugar disentegrate and fuse deliciously with the tea. YUM. Perfect end to the meal. \n\nDishes were on the pricey side, but it was worth it because of the quantity. We had the honor of having former runner-up for Mr. Lebanon help out a little with the tab even though he only got a glass of white wine, so the price wasn't to harsh on our wallet. $31 for all that food is a steallll. I think this place would be cool to come to with a big group again or a date. Maybe split a plate. Nonetheless, I shall be back for some more Baklava and lamb!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NbdKctpJhm8iktZrrLpULg", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7P97DsVPxtGIZQYpqNnQ8w", "text": "Went in for a quick lunch before a movie.  The service was super fast and the food was amazing.  \n\nI had beef meatballs in a pomegranate sauce over safron rice, and it was absolutely amazing!  My friends had the chicken and beef koobideh, which went great when dipped in the pomegranate sauce.  For appetizers, we had this thick, creamy hummus and a minty onion dipping sauce.  \n\nI'll definitely be going again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b0uHmfaNVE1xOylCTpjHxA", "date": "2011-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ai68iqKSat_5vjmfr4Xsag", "text": "I took my best friend here for her birthday. I tried the a lamb shank & eggplant sauce with some basmati rice. It was very delicious. The lamb was cooked beautifully, and the meat practically fell off when I touched it with my fork. The eggplant and sauce was also with not too much tomato but a perfect blend of spices. \n\nI paid about $15 for the dish, which I find is pretty darn reasonable considering the ambiance of this place is pretty high class, and least to say my friend and I really enjoyed the food. Parking is hard though, which is normal around Berkeley but probably the only reason I would probably not drive all the way back here to eat again. \n\nI loved the food, just hated the parking problem and it's not a place to go if you are in a hurry since the service isn't super fast.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aM02AqBqFXeCqJN972fxRw", "date": "2012-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_aXV1E8uIMbOGHJVHUm_iQ", "text": "Not the correct proportions!!! Ok, I might be a more carnivore than an omnivore and would like to have enough good meat on my plate at the same time with veggies and rice. We were there for a lunch and got the special of the day \"Lamb stew\". It tasted good but the lamb amount was 1/3 of what it should have had been and also half of that was fat. I get excited to go to kebab/middle eastern/mediterranean places but get really disappointed when I see the unfairness done in these places for some great dishes. It is way overpriced for the huge pile of rice you have to eat to fill yourself. Not going back there...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "a1igdZ2t25jOJo7Iw9PJ-g", "date": "2007-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cc1ChHYhM-BJOKZjjeX17w", "text": "Food was excellent!  Grilled chicken and ground chicken kabobs were very tasty!  The salad and rice were plentiful.  They make sure you leave stuffed!\n\nTry the ice cream!  It is a must have.  The ice cream is curned in rose water and has a distinctive taste to it.  Once you take a few spoon fulls you will be in love!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HT7U_pl6riusmWb_T9O1YQ", "date": "2008-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D5J1Y71Lvnkx1HGKlgOaVg", "text": "This place is absolutely delicious!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_MG-9Ws0ZVC-m3DtXFYNOA", "date": "2009-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DGyknctkeoNx2iWkepUgEw", "text": "I can't testify to the authenticity of the food vis a vis being Persian. All I know is that this is my new favorite Berkeley restaurant. The service was very very good (a little leisurely for our theatre going needs, but it was fine). We were given the option of replacing half or all of the rice in our entrees with salad. The salad alone was fantastic - fresh and beautiful, not overdressed. Four of us shared the combo appetizer platter, I had a cup of the Asah Reshteh (soup - VERY filling) and the Cornish Hen kabob. Tender and large portions. One friend had the salmon kabob, another the Baked chicken with fantastic saffron rice mixed with nuts, orange peel, and more. We had to try the Faloodeh (frozen sweet rose water with rice noodles) - light and refreshing. One reviewer said they thought it was fancy - wow, must be a student. It's a very nice atmosphere, but I wouldn't say fancy. And the prices are great for what you get.  I can't wait to go back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "C9vr0y3sLz6A8Ggal4XFnw", "date": "2010-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dp2_Zo4N4SvsWtVNAg9CBA", "text": "This was the first time my BF and I ever tried Persian cuisine. We wanted to try something different; we often eat a variety of Asian cuisines, Mexican, Spanish, French, Californian, Greek, etc. Recently, we've been exploring Middle Eastern cuisines and have discovered a world of spices, herbs, and sauces that are entirely foreign to our tongues, in a good way. \nAlborz was our first attempt at Persian food. I suppose it would have been more helpful if we had a friend or someone who could have advised us on the popular and common dishes. Our server, upon our request, did recommend some items and showed us the way to eat what was brought to our table. His recommendation was a kebobs plate, which I thought was the safest and least effort recommendation. Before I could object, my BF said okay we'll have that. Err. There were 3 types of meat for about $33: chicken, beef, and a ground lamb patty. I thought it was expensive for the plate. I also only really appreciated the chicken. The beef wasn't good and I'm just not a lamb patty person. As for appetizer, we were recommended the combination plate with herbs, cheese, yogurt, nuts, and several other items that I can't name. The rice wrapped leaves and the dark green spongy slice that somewhat resembled a quiche was yummy. Overall, I thought we had a good meal but I've discovered I don't like the yogurt, which appears to be an integral part of persian cuisine. However, I do think there are many dishes that I would enjoy, only if someone would explain it all to me. Hehehe...\nAs for the rest. the server was nice but did not appear enthusiastic about helping us out. The prices seemed high but the rest. did have a nice atmosphere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AKje4BpZb8TjvkI38QHg9g", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dsBdcYaie3fN-eGeVRKMHA", "text": "Alborz is where I go when I want yummy Persian food. The koobideh and chicken kabobs are so savory  and tendor and the portions are generous.  It's a little pricey, so I do a lot of take-out orders so that I don't get carried away with ordering appetizers.  I can bring an order home and have it for dinner and save the extra to enjoy again for lunch the next day!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "quw4NeRXOPYfLVJ9BKNMig", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E5g_wzkJDKLVA-ZO643uKg", "text": "Alborz is the place I come to when I want excellent Persian food .\n\nThis place has excellent kabobs and the portions are huge.  I always end up taking some back home for lunch the next day.  Food prices are around the 10-15 dollar range but with that price you get excellent dishes, good waiters, a nice and clean restaurant plus endless yogurt with lavash (Persian bread).\n\nIf you are ever in the University area of Berkley I would recommend trying Alborz if you want to eat some authentic Persian food", "stars": 5, "user_id": "39FosK_0VA9CaWBVKHAG8w", "date": "2010-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ecnVtmPddtSJVO483fPT2g", "text": "4.8.2009\n\nI was confused when I received my very heavy bag of take out because I had only ordered one entr\u00e9e. When I started to unpack the tower of containers I was absolutely lost. I got slightly toasted pieces of lavash wrapped in plastic, what seemed to be tomato/vegetable soup, and half a raw onion. I, then, was hoping there was an instruction sheet, but no such luck. Was that tomato liquid a soup or a dip for the lavash? What was I suppose to do with half a raw onion? Put it in the tomato liquid, entr\u00e9e, lavash? Was it placed in my bag by mistake? Help please.\n\nWhen I saw the Shirin Polo, I thought it looked absolutely gorgeous. It was a striking yellow from the saffron, orange from the orange zest, gold from the golden raisins, green from the pistachios, white from slivered almonds. It looked like a breathtaking sunrise to what will be a warm sunny day with a slight breeze. \n\nThe flavors of the dish could be balanced better. The rice mixture had a very fragrant flavor from the saffron and orange zest, which was almost like eating perfume. Both the pistachio and almond were overshadowed by the fragrances, so all it did to the dish was add another layer of texture in addition to the softness from the basmati itself and the chewiness from the golden raisins and the zest. As for the chicken, it was seasoned well and both the breast and leg weren't dry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hOeJFQl-iY5Pey54LpDdVA", "date": "2010-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EFturDHQcXuW5kJSEa9c_g", "text": "Very good  Persian cuisine.  Having said that I must admit I do not venture out too far and typically stick with the saffron rice, beef kabobs.  Very nice service, friendly wait staff I will return once again for sure", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LDJ5-Tqo0STEKOQgRP3N7A", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ehgKL-vuFfPlbq9yBXxJnw", "text": "All 3 stars are for the Khoresht Bodemjan, or lamb with eggplant. And maybe a fraction of a star for their super decked-out bathroom. But 0 stars for service.\n\nTwo of my friends and I decide to come here for dinner. I had come from proctoring a midterm, so all of us still had our backpacks (my friends graciously waited for me so we could catch a 9 PM dinner :3). We got to Alborz at around 9:30, which I admit is late but is still before their closing hours.\n\nHowever. The entire time we were looking at the menu, the female owner kept giving us glances and telling our server that the kitchen was closing soon. As a dutiful Yelper, I already had an idea of what to order, but I didn't appreciate her 'tude.\n\nI think our server was deaf, except for taking orders. After he brought us our appetizer, sangak with raw onions (aka pita with cilantro-sumac-onions and butter pats) and filled our water, he completely ignored additional requests for water refills. Or our check, which totaled to $38 (not bad for 2 entrees feeding 3 hungry college students). We had to ask the irritated owner for that.\n\nNow. On to the food.\n\nWe ordered the CHICKEN KOOBIDEH, $14.95, which came with two long strips of very yellow chicken kebab, a serving of saffron rice, and a stewed whole tomato. The chicken kebab had the texture of a fish ball used for hot pot. The portion was decent, but the taste was meh.\n\nThe glorious KHORESHT BODEMHAN, $15.95, was stewed lamb with a sliver of eggplant and a stewed whole tomato. omgoodness the lamb was so tender and succulent!!! PURE BLISS. The eggplant was really good too! I really wish they gave us more than one slice of eggplant. And the sauce was great drizzled on top of the rice from the chicken koobideh dish. HIGHLY RECOMMEND.\n\nSuper fancy bathroom. Discriminating staff (just like my beef with Kingston 11--you operate one block from a college campus, so expect to get some casually dressed college kids as your customers...OR NOT).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "faMuQvlnthdH6STZXhrc8A", "text": "It was my first time getting Middle Eastern food and it was delish! The service was prompt but a bit serious for my taste. However, it was super classy.. which is NOT the case in the general Berkeley campus area so it was a nice change of pace.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D9LAUsXxp_KfJo3T9BpbBA", "date": "2008-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g3jzEYamRGF6INVCGiCRGg", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 2\nService: 4\n\nI came here once with a group of friends for someone's birthday, most of whom I didn't know, about 1-2 years ago. From what I remember, the food was definitely unique and an experience, but I didn't think it was that good. The food was unique, but none of it really stood out. Also, it is quite expensive, so keep that in mind. Definitely not worth the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gdbgtzq6hiIKizpk_FCvMQ", "text": "IMHO, this place has some dishes which are amazing, but also a couple popular one's that miss the spot. Stick to the recommended dishes and you can't go wrong. If the prices were better I'd have given them 5 stars, because you can't expect every dish to be great.\n\nMy Recommendations:\n\n\nAPPETIZERS\n\n-Tahdig (with choice of stew Ghormeh Sabzi or Fesenjan)\n-Mast o Khiyar OR Mast Musir (Two delicious yogurt dishes)\n\n\nMEAT SKEWERS (w/Rice or Salad)\n\n-Shishlik (lambchops, this is delicious. but I don't think many people try it)\n\n-Kubideh (ground beef kabob)\n\n-Joojej Kaboab on the bone (Chicken Kabob, the one on bone is really good, the chicken breast one is a bit dry)\n\n\nSTEWS\n\n-Fesenjan (pomegranate stew with chicken and rice)\n\n-Ghormeh Sabzi (stew of greens with lima beens and lamb/beef)\n\n\nTo Avoid:\n\n- Gheymeh \n- Joojeh Kabob without bone (a bit dry)\n- Barg (Filet beef, is also bit dry)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5_sJaY196cEdwOTWNI7Qqg", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gjLpv29iZMkaNnJFzZT2JQ", "text": "On a recent visit to Alborz we had hummus, dolmas and various kebabs.  My kebab was lamb tenderloin which was good, but was a lot of food, and was served with a ridiculously large amount of rice.  Our server brought the sumac (spice) to the table and gave us instructions on how to use it - maybe he's been reading Yelp!  My husband had the filet mignon/ground beef combo which I tasted and was also pretty good.  Alborz definiteley seemed like a place for carnivores, so vegetarians beware.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-SuJ4fQMyOb4Cr_t4MJuTw", "date": "2007-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H6wPbi8iDLe42sVxhor7Eg", "text": "At the time being, this one of the better Persian restaurants in Berkeley that I've tried.  Still does not compare to some of the places that I go to in the South Bay, but it does satisfy my kabob cravings.\n\nThe dish I normally get would be the chicken kabob (i.e. joojeh) plate.  The kabob is properly spiced and is quite tender, the rice there has always been fluffy and the meal is accompanied by lavish bread.  I've also tried the salmon here before and while it was good, it did have a slight fishy taste to it that I was able to get over by squirting some lemon in it.  \n\nThe meal could be considered a bit pricy, but for standard Persian fare, it's the right price.  The service is a bit slow and the servers are a bit reserved, but not awful.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OYBq-S-PS6M5bgTUsJLLIw", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-HFGTflNjoO5PlSgYv4uVQ", "text": "Big portions. Attentive Staff. Nice ambiance. It's a gem. Not many Persian restaurants in the East Bay. \nI've eaten here twice in the past two weeks!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pp14A8UFtdbWWjfh4Ld54w", "date": "2010-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HPsGogbCDgVoAB2y3VcSRw", "text": "The Ground Beef Kabob with rice and a side of Torshi Leetah (yogurt with shallot dip) was Excellent. The free pita bread they give you before the meal wasn't too good, but who cares.\n\nHighly recommend this place. Best Persian food in the East Bay (significantly better than I Squared in Rockridge)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2YQH3GkHNwh6dJvjId9sgw", "date": "2010-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IdRUcN1iga7GH_Qvg7BMHQ", "text": "So I came here with my muffin Sarvi! It was a random outing to the city of many eats and just walking! Fun stuff right? LOL So I got the beef and chicken kabobs, rice and veggies and lemme tell you!! THAT is smacking.... yogurt with the red powder stuff!!! O- YAAAA!!! GET IT IN THERE.. ALL NICE AND DEEP LIKE!! hahahah (movie quote) The atmosphere is lovely and pleasant! The servers are very kind and motherly! LOVE IT!\n\nSarvi got the lamb and rice and cucumber salad. I tasted it too!! That was good!!! SOOO when I come back to Berkeley! This will be another one of my many eats!! ME LIKES!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JDLNmAd4nLDzUGfPPnPPjA", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JCUYxB8kl1Q5PTq38OArxA", "text": "I love coming here, but had forgotten how huge the portions were. I ordered a chicken kabob dish that came with two skewers and a huge amount of rice. I had enough to take home; incidentally, I didn't finish dinner so that I could leave room for dessert--the iced noodle rose water dish. The only thing that bothered me about the meal is that in the not so recent past the restaurant used to include a small dish of yogurt with the lavash. This time around it was lavash and raw onions only. The yogurt helps to take the edge off the onions.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "q9NM8_ExzpkoxskbKRvcDg", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jdz_vMGxwbgMKrhwiIQWqw", "text": "Just okay. Kabul had set my standards high for middle eastern food. \n\nThe rice was bland. I had to salt it several times! The food was over priced for the quality. The chicken was moist, but also lacked flavor.  \n\nThe server wasn't very friendly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8vjV9PfBKqcOKHdvCitkrw", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jjj5THGPdnEHlLxqoE_0lw", "text": "Tasty but pricey for the portion and decent quality.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xTikNqkKmebiy2zOlquTzg", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jJndHZEigdyoODLWttMfLQ", "text": "Finally had a chance to go back here sans... Anyway, since my uncle hasn't tried Persian food--this was the perfect opportunity to do so since bro and I were craving it for awhile now.\n\nWe got here and there weren't that many people dining on a Saturday night. Recession. We got seated right away by our usual server. \n\nMenu design changed (yes I noticed stuff like that...) and believe me ... I actually complemented the typography used - it was very clean and elegant.\n\nAnyway... all 3 of us ordered koobideh, wine glasses for bro and I and beer for my uncle.\n\nFood came out pretty quick... the grubbed came faster =)\n\nOverall, food still consistent as well as service. Uncle was happy and so are we...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BdMDq5SXlDU07wxErRohTw", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jlqDyyIwzEmYUCvExRKqGw", "text": "Alborz is the best Persian food in the bay area.  As a Persian, you should trust me.  \n\nMy mom's Persian food is a 6, Persian food in Los Angeles is a 5.5, but for the Bay...this is as good as it gets.\n\nGet some kabob...you'll like it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YjtH-1k1jcJubaH2oYuPkQ", "date": "2009-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jwevkcYTzQpln45UEtjZ2A", "text": "Yum. How do they make that rice? Seriously? A classy restaurant, not to fancy, but don't walk in with sweatpants on. Great service and really great food - fresh - that is filling. Nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8mw2X0uRU4A5FnBMOx3__w", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kdED1SiuXFHHqNoAF5Cqaw", "text": "Ended up here after wandering around in the rain on Saturday night without reservations, following the Arab Film Fest (yes, I'm aware of the irony). The large, warm room and immediate seating fit the bill. My Arab dinner companions were delighted with the Persian noodle soup (dill?), combination platter (huge - it's a meal, not an appetizer!) and Mediterranean salad (greens, kalamata olives, feta, red onion, beets, pomegranate vinaigrette). Given all the lamb and saffron options, I had a hard time deciding and finally settled on the kabob of Cornish hen brushed with lime & saffron and a side of saffron rice with orange peel, pistachios and golden raisins. My plate arrived, as huge and golden as the sun. Who knew a little game hen had so many pieces on her? The meat was tender and well-grilled, the rice aromatic and light as air. The only minuses: the dirty sheepskin on the chair in the Ladies Room, a tiny cockroach on our table, the weak Turkish coffee.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JLSPLoYULyMvMY3RSeVjRA", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kEOZ3eXSKF5yHcAZER7nXw", "text": "a review for alborz is long overdue.  \n\ni've come to this place many, many times.  lunchtime during the summers, dinners before class, and nighttime chomp and gabs with my BF and my BFFs.  \n\ni started off with the only thing i knew on the menu - the koobideh.  uhhh...delicious!!!  then i became more adventurous under the guidance of my close persian friend.  i dabbled in fesenjoon over tah dig.  on another occassion we did the lambshank.  DELICIOUS.  the falloodeh is off the hook for dessert.  rosewater sorbet-like with rice noodles soaked in fresh lemon juice.  CRAZY DELICIOUS.\n\nthe service is always fast and i'm never left waiting for anything for too long.  the ambiance here is way better than the alborz in the city.  and, parking is never a hassle.\n\ni haven't been here since february.  i think it's high time i paid them another visit...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ryiikp_vbUIl7DCe7r8Sug", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-KgdSW0gJ_ZqkEFWo9HvSQ", "text": "Was introduced to this restaurant by my ex., and was pleasantly surprised  to find a decent Persian restaurant in my own back yard. \n\nLunch prices are decent. So far I have only tried their kabobs, and they are excellent. \n\nI am not Persian, and I would have to recommend to all those who are not to definitely give this exquisite cuisine a try. Once you have it though, I think you will  become a regular!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YCAOUVmMh5_aeKfGStZhqA", "date": "2008-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kJGivaeLhbD-gqwpbd4E8Q", "text": "Are you kidding me? This place is a joke.\n\nFour friends and I just went to Alborz because we craved Persian food. After sitting down, it took 30 minutes for someone to come check on us. 30 minutes later, the burnt food came... Being hungry, we shoved what we could down and tried to leave. Of course, we had to wait another 30 minutes for someone to come with the check. \n\nWhen we saw the check, our meal for FIVE people cost almost $20 more than it should have.. Why? They charged us a 17% gratuity. We checked the menu and it explicitly said \"17% for party of SIX and over.\" Being poor college students, we asked why we were charged the mandatory gratuity, even though the menu EXPLICITLY said otherwise. Apparently, a restaurant can charge whatever they want to whoever they want... Sounds like a bunch of BS to me.\n\nService was horrible. Meal was expensive and burnt... Not recommended.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GK1Wiet-pt82uSqD1L7wUQ", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KQCh-jWNFtS-v9IPkaTCvw", "text": "I Love this place. I've never had Persian food before and I am now a major fan!! They make a walnut pomegranate chicken that is to die for. The safron rice is incredible! The lady that served us was very kind and attentive. I'll definately go back with another date. =D", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ifufz2uSqfpCzJv97P33Qg", "date": "2007-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lctxYwekKf_f7Ftojkgqxw", "text": "We were here for a late lunch on Wednesday. House flat bread served with butter...kinda weird...should be served with hummus.  We ordered the special kabob plate for two ($32.95); lamb and filet mignon kabob. We asked to be served family style. Large platter of meat, four roasted roma tomatoes (no salad) and we each had a full plate of fluffy basmati rice.  Meat was tendered and cooked perfectly. Not overly spiced, you can really taste the meat....nice and clean tasting. Lamb was our favorite, didn't care for the filet mignon.  Should had ordered a salad and maybe the yogurt dip to go with the meat.\n\nFriend ordered the yogurt soda.....expected it to be sweet, like a soda....we were in for a surprise as it was not sweet.....more sour to me.  Turkish coffee was muddy halfway through the tiny little cup.\n\nService was good, not excellent. Decor was nice enough for a birthday celebration.  No parking lot, city parking near the restaurant (meter machine does not take bills, bring coins or use credit card).  Across the street from the UC Berkeley campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ppZR2P18yDL6vvIrjYdvcg", "date": "2010-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-lhErR3N4lrJf20tl7vgUQ", "text": "Food is good! I'm not a big meat lover, but the chicken, ground beef, and fillet mignon that we got was SOOOO GOOD!!! If it wasn't so expensive, I would have ordered more food! \n\nThe waiter was super nice, that's always a plus! But don't be fooled! This is NOT a TWO DOLLAR SIGN RESTAURANT!!! Try more like THREE DOLLAR SIGNS!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lwR7z-ljKR0jN2CKSXhMpw", "text": "Yet another Persian food review from an Iranian dude. This place was freakin awesome. I judge Persian food based on family cooking that I have had. This place is very good. We went with 5 people so I tried everyones stuff so I could make a fair review. Everything I had was very good. We got bread with free Must-o-Khiar (yogurt with cucumber) with onions on the side (amazing). We ordered some eggplant (I can't remember the name now) and it was amazing also. My fiance who doesn't like eggplant at all loved it.\n\nI had Gormeh Zabzi and it was wonderful. I tried Joojeh Kabob (chicken), and Soltani ( mix of barg  and chelo kabab). This place did everything very well  and even the tea was good. The only thing is I like to try the Persian Ice cream (rose flavored with pistacio) but I was way too full to try it. \n\nAll in all the place is a little pricey but worth every damn penny of it. Amazing place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_VjAjQZDlWum7lo2iTWvOQ", "date": "2008-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mNMlx0Q87LVboH-m0E4XEQ", "text": "My parents and I had the Joogeh Kabob, Lamb Kabob, and Shish Kabob with Basmati rice, hummus, and Lavash bread. It was delicious. I love scooping the hummus with a piece of bread grilled tomato, onion, and chicken, beef or lamb. The staff was friendly enough and the atmosphere in the restaurant was pleasant and clean. Definitely a spot I would consider for a date night ( :", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zT0-mehdHiSUOpPeDDTbOw", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n4Tv2Fo7UsqxY2XitiBxeg", "text": "If its JuJu Kabob or Ghormeh Sabzi...its almost as good as a home cooked meal...and with out the over protective Persian parents.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mmQND532y3zG0tGeqQX5LA", "date": "2011-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nfJ9tSmWRPc_2Q3mkDXZ3w", "text": "Food was tasty although all with big helpings of rice; only later we learned that we could have half rice and half salad. The service (starting with the reservation) was indifferent, not unpleasant and efficient but \"I could not care less\" attitude.  Ambiance/decor is very pleasant and prices are quite reasonable.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KFN4u7r-54JTXZQ69BeYdw", "date": "2009-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nGy8ib65XBVnHu909QBmMQ", "text": "Food was tasty--the eggplant dip and the minced chicken kabobs.  Rice was lovely and fluffy (but charging extra for the barberries seems a tad mercenary).\n\nProbably won't go back though because of the reviews about people getting sick and then looking on the public health site for Berkeley restaurants and seeing some major hygienic infractions at Alborz\n\nEven when restaurant is slow and empty, waitstaff is not inclined to come over, fill water glasses and the like..\n\nAlborz, clean up your act so that I can come back, okay?\n\nSchmanks!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L1N9lqB0QZbNCoWafiLGSg", "date": "2011-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NpJ92CwL6x3itpyMnwMprQ", "text": "what a surprise!! FEMALE CHEF********** :))))))))))\nkashk was bomb. aash was dead on. and the bademjoon was so so so delicious, very unique tasting, unlike home--which was a nice change. good service and moderately priced. check it out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "drCX4t3SAp52J-mNzzzFWQ", "date": "2009-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nTxXP42LUG_UaFsV9ZxAYQ", "text": "Tried this place out early on a Friday evening, about 5:30.  The server was very nice, and answered all of our questions about the flavors of the various entrees.  \n\nFor appetizers, we had hummus (needs bread), sabzi (very good, weird, a big portion), and lamb tongue.  As a mostly-vegetarian, I'm pretty grossed out by the tongue of anything, but my boyfriend, the food curmudgeon, absolutely loved it.  He mentioned several times how much he wanted the recipe for the yellow broth it was served in.\n\nFor entrees, two of us had the fesenjoon, a walnut and pomegranate stew, which was amazing - sweet, slightly sour, SO satisfying.  Laura B. mentions it below as well.  I'm forgetting the name of the other entree, but it had beef, eggplant and lima beans, and was apparently delicious.\n\nWe had baklava for dessert, which is homemade.  It was warm, and the flavor was perfect, but I'm used to baklava being more crispy.  \n\nNote:  Beer is served in these tall narrow glasses - we knocked ours over really easily, broke glasses, spilled beer...sad.  They need some better glasses....=)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Pr8-qOlHGhpHVjnLjpmENw", "date": "2007-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o8O1c22ZlLf0nqLCpGXClQ", "text": "I took my co-workers to Alborz for their first Persian meal.  Our server was very nice and helpful and everyone enjoyed their meal.  This is a great place to try new flavors and the prices are very reasonable.  Definitely recommended if you are in the mood for something a little different.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "T-4r-LLlXzdy38APXLVegg", "date": "2007-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OztsHWa6C0qGAVvC9A0fyg", "text": "Delish Persian Food, a bit pricey, but totally worth it!  I love the Ghormeh Sabzi, Koobideh and chicken skewers. \nMy sister-in law and my niece eat here when they are in town, joining them is always a pleasure.  \n\nI've taken a coworker for lunch and he enjoyed the lamb dish. \n\nI'd bring others with me in a heartbeat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ndcKCKVhlFs_h2rTE8gMGg", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p0_y8AS5PDpCEOt_HbnXVA", "text": "Waitress said only reservations were allowed inside but I witnessed multiple parties walk in without reservations (only if there was someone in the party that was non-Asian). Then when I went to go to the restroom one of the cooks stopped me and wouldn't let me go. When another party that was all Asian came, they were not allowed to sit inside either. I thought the civil rights movement already happened. I suppose we're still fighting on. \n\nFood wasn't great either. I feel insulted and will never come back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "AQUDm8B47ZhXZ4-oOz22mQ", "date": "2012-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PExQ2sugeknqFh2nRWBb8w", "text": "Because of this place, I love Koubideh and Tah Dig. The saffron rice is pretty good too. It just seems pricier than what I would expect.  For the rest of the night, I kept burping Koubideh.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PiSMn1oJ_zZ7MhAjY1wPSw", "text": "I like this place. It looks classy and more expensive than it actually is. My favorite thing when I go there is the Shishlik? (Did I spell it right?)  Tasty beyond belief. Another one is the salmon, OMG always cooked right.  I like to get my entrees with half rice half salad.  It's too much rice otherwise. They have good pomegranate martinis. The Persian ice cream is obligatory for me.  I guess my only complaint is the Doukh?  the yogurt drink disappoints me. I like it with sparking soda, and often the drink is flat and the pieces of mint are humongous.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RHCtquefbIJulWA4ceQs5g", "date": "2008-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q2KL6v84IQ5v72_GOezr4A", "text": "The food here was pretty good came here once. Parking is kind of a pain but its not that bad. The only thing I did not like is that I had to wait about 10 minutes just to get somebody to get me a water and a menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "z7KsQ_nfTZq6mm6ZPAk_Mg", "date": "2009-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qe7NEDO400fdLzvya8YEjg", "text": "Great Persian food and great service. I love the lamb koobideh and the saffron rice is very unique and a new treat for most people that I know.\n\nThe prices are on par with fine sit-down dining.\n\nI know Persian cooking and I love this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u0pXnC5x-9qSvBN6z4qPYA", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-QJnSmT7n2fVlSAVcVTC_A", "text": "Came here for Persian new year with the family and to my dismay they were out of ghormeh-sabzi and chocolate cake  - two vital items on their menu, which is rather disappointing. As a persian I recommend this place, but not for other persians since the taste of their kebobs is not as authentic as any other persian restaurant in the bay area. Also, their service was rather disappointing since they took their time to arrive with the appetizers and dinners - despite seeing the plates of our food being ready in the kitchen. It is too white-washed and fits perfectly with the UC Berkeley environment. This is NOT the place to go if you want to impress your Persian relatives!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sF1RfcDnBRx_1SDwTIQnvA", "date": "2012-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QVrIX6puLYbixdxJcgEAyg", "text": "I learned during this dinner that Fesenjan is like crack cocaine to the BF, who enjoys food, but is not one to rave about a dish.  Well, he wouldn't shut up during our pre-movie dinner here.  We had sort of stumbled upon it, and as we wanted to have something ethnic that's not available in Tahoe, Alborz fit the bill.  While service was a bit stilted - the young Persian waitress would not talk to me, only to the MAN - the food came quickly and was filling.   I ordered a few different dishes that I wasn't able to pronounce, and really enjoyed the Reshtah soup (with whey), though am not a fan of herb salads that include large chunks of raw onion.  Color me unadventurous there.\n\nNot being from Berkeley, I'm not sure how it compares to other restaurants, or other Persian restaurants in the Bay Area, but this mountain bumpkin found it more than satisfactory.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZuyxS4F2zdBMjghIj1auAA", "date": "2007-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ry3z_qsqq2oN8cV3GKcM7w", "text": "we enjoy good lamb very much and it is hard to find but alborz fits the bill!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KgGNUaAq8ZfD1PVuRxEwOw", "date": "2010-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SAJlr5sEGHJZTlm9obKwHA", "text": "I stumbled across this place with my Persian father who has extremely high standards for kabobs and my girlfriend. I had dined at the Alborz in San Francisco, and didn't care for their food too much. I hoped that this would be better and voila! It was for the most part. It's hard to find a Persian restaurant that serves fresh made bread. With that being said, this bread was cold and almost stale. Yuck.\n\nMy father ordered the lamb chops, which I found were incredibly tender and DELICIOUS. I ordered the classic Koobideh which was fairly good. Unfortunately, my dad disagreed. He insisted that it was dry and overcooked. My girlfriend ordered the prawn kabob which was decent. The actual prawns were a good size just a bit overcooked.\n\nAlthough, my kabob was a tad dry I would come back. I know they all have their days and overall I enjoyed the experience. This one is MUCH better than the one in San Francisco, that's for absolute sure!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7KVpIdVSWCzI5F7TGxQawA", "date": "2010-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sh8n8wbHExaCyqPhE2_XkQ", "text": "This restaurant is amazing.  Everything is good as well as unique.  It seems that Berkeley doesn't have any food that isn't out of the norm and this is no exception.  I'm not sure about the other dishes but the kabobs are simple and delicious and that's a definite plus.  The rice is great and the food is very filling.  I'm not a cultural cuisine aficionado by any means but I highly recommend this place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "szItj3N-g3Z9kGrhi8yTXQ", "date": "2007-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "shoeudGNNdy1XbF4RJOT7w", "text": "Alborz is good, but definitely not great. I ended up getting the Koobideh which is a ground beef skewer. The meat was cooked really well and the portions were also large. My first couple of bites tasted amazing, however, by the end of my meal, I was sick of tasting the same exact thing. My meal came with basmati rice and a pretty gross grilled tomato. I feel as though if the tomato would have been better grilled, the meal would have tasted much better because I could have accompanied it when needed.\n\nOne of my friends ordered the Chicken Koobideh and the meat was also well cooked. It was very juicy and not chewy at all. My other friend ordered the Mahi Kabob, but did not like it because it tasted like unseasoned fish. \n\nAdditionally, I give customer service a 1.5. We had to wait an absurdly long time to order our food and the only time our waiter checked in with us after was to refill out water cups.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OP3Ez-t0TpUDhvyboLH87Q", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sk8z-xHU3Bl_d8leJkx9UA", "text": "I've gone to Alborz for at least a decade. It used to be my second favorite Persian restaurant in Berkeley, but then Papa's cuisine closed its doors and we started going to the more westernized Alborz. The food is good, and decidedly less greasy and aggressively-seasoned than most Persian restaurants (which is a good thing in my book). And Alborz has a nice, if somewhat dated, look. Service can be a little slow and difficult, as this isn't a family-run-and-super-attentive kind of restaurant, like so many other Persian restaurants, but just a typical California restaurant that happens to serve Persian food. So if you are expecting the owner to chat with you in Farsi and recommend whatever dish has been the most splendidly-prepared that day by his brother-in-law, this probably isn't the restaurant for you. But if you are looking o get some kebab or Khoresht without the chit-chat, Alborz will suit you well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sC3gs8DMNtq3Zy3_lRc38A", "date": "2012-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TBHFmZ1nlLb7V4XBmKVTEA", "text": "I am a really big fan of this place - it is a nice, clean sit down place that is good between friends, good for the family, good for work buddies. I first went here for a staff appreciation dinner with my co-workers a few years back, and just kept going. I even took my parents. The kabbobeh is delicious, but my personal favorite is the  fesenjoon. They actually have a really great selection of vegetarian food. Overall, all of the food is delicious, and it's not like it's that easy to find a Persian place to begin with, right? Price is moderate - hey, you get what you pay for!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KPCHblxI6jzP96MLxeSjBw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TkwbSS77RFuFkv-ZI9wC-w", "text": "The food here tastes really delicious, but it's overpriced. \n\nThe atmosphere is kind of fancy. \n\nBut any of the kabobs are really good.\n\nService is friendly.\n\nBasically just minus one star for the price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o4-hXaDYfR2QFzpn3mUPTQ", "date": "2012-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TtGSKWsvaBKcF9uQGmnuRw", "text": "The place looks good and I have always wanted to try Persian food. I asked for the lamb that costs $19.95, so I thought it would be amazing.  As a matter of fact, it was. The lamb was perfectly done and tasted amazing. But the portion was so small I could finish it with 3 bites!!! And then they serve a lot of rice that tastes like nothing. So...completely unworthy. I am not coming back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7TskA7k9PiXTEUadnNGC-A", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u99CB4Sz-6n0Tg9uLARYDg", "text": "Lackluster taste for overly priced dishes! Definitely authentic Persian food though, but the portions were pretty small and it really lacked any memorable tastes. It tastes just like D'yars actually, maybe even a little less tastey. I ordered the Shish Kabob and it was one large kabob over rice with a roasted tomato on the side. The tomato was pretty gross and the kebob was good, but I was still hungry afterwards, enough so that I picked up a topdog (three doors down) on my way back home.\n\nPros:\n- Fancy atmosphere\n- Authentic\n- Variety of Persian Dishes\n\nCons:\n- Slow Service\n- Over priced\n- Not Very Tastey Food", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UuGQ_bfb4uq-QmTb7WzLWg", "text": "I went here last night as Plan B as Plan A was Cheese Board and it was closed on Monday - stupid Mondays. So I have to admit, I was expecting virtually nothing from Alborz, but was pleasantly surprised. We ate fairly early (around 6pm) so service wasn't an issue for us at all because we were practically the only ones in there. It was about 8,000 freaking degrees outside last night (which I absolutely love) so we sat outside, drank a few glasses of wine and had some pretty decent food. \n\nI'm not overly familiar with Persian cuisine so I'm probably not the best judge, but I liked my meal and would go back again. Fairly standard dish - chicken kebab with saffron rice with pistachios, almonds, raisins, and orange peel. The yogurt dip and lavash bread that they bring you at the beginning is tasty too, although we couldn't figure out what to do with the raw yellow onions they serve with it. I mean, I KNOW what to do...you EAT them...but WHY? They're raw onions. \n\nAnyway, like I said, I'm no persian cuisine expert, but I like Alborz...good food, good service, clean restaurant, close to BART...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y2iLLq02CUVfKHsowQ4wXw", "date": "2007-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V772S7PJYH_6rBirbF3qKA", "text": "This is a traditional Persian restaurant with delicious traditional food. It has all the basics and a great restaurant for the daring person whom wishes to expand their horizons. I am an Iranian and truly enjoyed the food which we had. \n\nApps: salad shirazi= diced salad (below average)\nBademjoon=eggplant(amazing)\nTadeek and ghormesabzi=crunchy rice and herb/bean stew(good)\n\nMain course: I had the Soltani (amazing). This is a steak skewer(barg) with a ground beef skewer(kubideh). The barg was smokey and tender while the kubideh was moist and juicy. \n\nThe wife had the joogeh kabob (chicken kabob) which also was excellent. \n\nThe nuance was great with sliding doors and Berkeley right outside. \n\nThe only gripe I have are the bugs right outside. Some of these get into the restaurant. Store owner needs to buy a Blower which attaches to the top of the door and blows air every time you open the door in order to prevent  the bugs from coming in.\n\nHighly recommended", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UxMOGIXg2mxSGlHBpI3dCA", "date": "2011-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vCy_tvqeNnE76UjpQjSBVg", "text": "Good Kabobs! Great Persian cuisine. Service is kind, attentive, and fast. Try the Koobedieh or Jooghe Chicken with a side of the garlic yogurt. After your meal you MUST get a Persian tea, not only is it good, but it helps with the digestion of your meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6MdhPsdShh61BBsAJ4kXHg", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VHzmuko5L_siGXej5E7suw", "text": "The food was fantastic!!! The rices were amazing! My mother and I  ordered the Alborz kebab sampler, and the meats were delicious!!!  the fillet mignon kebab was sooo good!! The saffron ice cream was also really good. I will mos def come back because the food was totally worth the long ride and the traffic jams we get stuck in coming from SF to Berkley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_nh8mK8Kfu5JDDGF8_BeYQ", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vlZLma7GbG9oziNd1766Sg", "text": "Despite being Armenian, I don't think I've ever had Persian food before. My one complaint is that I felt the kebobs I got were a little \"soggy\" -- that is, they must have been cooked with a lot of water that didn't get fully grilled. Armenian kebabs are usually MUCH more charbroiled.\n\nBut they had freaking sumac, right on the table! And jajough (yogurt with mint)! And lavash bread! The price was good, the service was fast, the ambiance is great, and the staff is nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FbsADquEUZ61I56p8y-Kug", "date": "2006-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v_-owh95Ex_XnqGbCaMJXg", "text": "I've had Persian food while in college in SoCal and have always enjoyed it...After having eaten at Alborz, I am now a true fan.\n\nAlborz has a nice ambiance and is located in my friends building in Berkeley.  The yogurt, grilled meats and other dishes are made with high quality meats and produce.  This is an authentic place and a fun place for those seeking middle eastern food that is not falafel or gyros...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6veSoRwdfGBjxigxV91BsQ", "date": "2008-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vwu084KbkyKXaM_hoaVfiw", "text": "Good food, with a wide variety of authentic Persian dishes. The service is friendly and the restaurant looks nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rCGabOAJ2huBLnT_4fYcwA", "date": "2012-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WgG0Km75b_ngbGJI51yD-w", "text": "OUTSTANDING\n\nWe've been here more times than I can count and have always had a completely wonderful experience. The ambiance is understated low key elegance in a causal sort of way and the food matches. High quality, authentic Persian dishes at a reasonable price. Another plus are the staff - very attentive and gracious. I've brought many a friend here - they thank me for introducing them to this terrific find and keep returning themselves.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QcqhVdS1nmIm5_Xbw0O9eA", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wior6Eigd1Jl4PSz2Q807Q", "text": "pricey, but good, hot, persian food. now only if my man's would come like this", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e3NowcEKREbtH2qa_ZUPMQ", "date": "2010-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WxI-PHUNObYJ2ntsyFc-4Q", "text": "Pricey but really good food. It's very quiet inside but very nice and elegant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nyayIfV8eFltk2FqWd_k7g", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XEjdja8x2KpXE0rbS22nLA", "text": "I agree that its weird that they served lavash with butter instead of hummus, but nevertheless it was fresh and tasty. \n\nThe pomegranate chicken was amazing!! SO flavorful and tender. And the fahoodeh was delicious- i still can't stop thinking about it (it's shaved rose water ice with frozen thin tiny noodles that give a slight crunch)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u8N1v4Wm-8LhIw7xXr6qbg", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xUD7JQ0zM5Lmkcdps5rIkA", "text": "yay for khoobideh! such amazing food, i highly recommend the khoodbideh...the soltani is good but the khoobideh is better. plates of shirazi and mast a little small...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k1IbhOvmxfj7LrCdSlsWXQ", "date": "2008-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x-vT8X7BLGzlkWFPnJL2xg", "text": "Alborz is the best choice for Kabob's in the East Bay. I've been to them all and trust me I know. They don't call me the Kabob King of Cali for nothing! LOL\n\nTheir rice is always consistent, consistently great! All of their meats are fresh and I have NEVER had a bad meal here before. The food also comes out really quickly.\n\nI would highly recommend Alborz to anyone who is looking for a great meal.\n\nI will mention that parking can be a bit of a pain and watch out for those Meter Maid's they don't play around. Make sure you but extra money in the meter because an expensive parking ticket can easily be avoided by putting an extra $0.25 in the machine.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cRIR8JlgztlRvvRe__kyVQ", "date": "2012-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ycLsmRuJnY6os22XUydxTQ", "text": "I love me some Persian food. There is clearly a lack of Persian cuisine options in the east bay, but Alborz delivers quality and value in their authentic dishes. Their kebabs are pretty tasty, but if you're feeling a little more adventurous, I'd recommend any one of the rice (i.e. \"pollo\") dishes and/or the Gourme Sabzi. Mmmmm.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pYADaXxeTu5pBmJ3qO1oAA", "date": "2009-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YENfpBk6n306LO1uIDsCiA", "text": "Made a reservation for 15 about 2 days in advance. The manager guaranteed they would have one big table for us. We arrive about 5 minutes late, and when we get there, there is literally not even one table open. I talk to the manager, and she said that we came late so she gave our tables away. But there was no way because all the tables were filled and they were eating so it didnt look as though they had just been seated. The manager finally apologizes and says she lost my phone number and ended up giving away my tables. okay.....she promised to give us free champagne and appetizers so we decided to wait. 30 minutes later, we get seated at the most cramped table right beside the door where nobody could get by. She gave us two appetizer platters, and a free bottle of champagne. The whole time she apologized.\n\nI ordered the lamb koobideh plate -- this gives the place 4 stars. For only about $14, it had two long skewers of meat and a pretty big portion of rice. \n\nAll my friends enjoyed their food as well which is why im giving this place 4 stars. Their service was honestly horrible (other than the manager) but their food is good. And the fact they blamed the mess up with the reservation on me, and then later admitted it was their fault...it was kind of annoying. But she did make it up with the free stuff. I also got a free slice of baklava for my birthday dessert.\n\nI'd come here again..but definitely not with a big party.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k-ccA1KzyJTpMEjh75WmSQ", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yPMNrcg8RkvZU9waqWEFbQ", "text": "To start with they don't have any vegetarian options, except stew of veggie which is not good at all. I have eaten Persian food a lot and I know they have so many vegetarian dishes. The service is good though (that's why I am giving it 2 stars). The food you get for your money is not worth and not enough either. I'll accept small portion for a quality but Alborz doesn't have either.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2bTpr1S5MFsAKoDSyX_rzg", "date": "2009-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ysb-MteAR3mvxLwK44CVOQ", "text": "Thank you for finally having a good Persian restaurant in the area that is worth every bite. I come up here every year to visit with friends, shopping and good food. And never have we been able to find good Persian restaurant, comparable to the ones I love here in L.A. \n\nI have to say that I was little skeptical but it was worth every dollar. I absolutely had to try their pomegranate drink which is made from barley ( i can't remember the name) It was FANTASTIC!! I got wasted on one drink alone and it was the perfect balance of sweetness and alcohol. I ordered the ground chicken kabob and my friend ordered the koobideh kabob. Both were delicious, moist and not overcooked. The rice was nice and fluffy and the tomato was roasted to perfection. We also order the Shiraz salad which is cucumbers, tomatoes, onions and parsley in lemon/oil dressing which - hello I loved. \n\nEvery bite was delicious and I wish I could have eaten it all, because it is large portion. I highly recommend this restaurant to anyone seeking great Persian food because it is hard to find restaurant like this in this area. \n\nThanks to fellow yelper Reza K. for recommending this spot. This is a gem in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3BbxZAk_Awfl-GXT835dAQ", "date": "2009-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZHo8B3He6889r9FQnsRtlA", "text": "The food here is always great. It tastes amazing and the food is clean, as in not old/greasy. I've never had issues with the service. I don't eat rice so the always substitute the rice with a salad free of charge.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U588KQzR45OMQcliO_H84Q", "date": "2012-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zvbnoQ_9Z0sRs3AE-Jmn6w", "text": "This is a nice, clean and comfortable place. I went there for dinner last night and I got  a chicken kebab (actually the plate was served with 2 kebabs) with rice and I also got the free bread with must-o-khiar  which its similar to tzatziki. My chicken was so tasty...and tender...and juicy...and I just loved it!!! The rice was OK but I've tried better oh and I also asked for the yogurt soda so good  .The service was good and the prices are reasonable.\nI'm sure I'm gonna go back and give a try to some other items in the menu so this is just a temporary rating...We'll see!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2NBnNvZRk9qeSb_P58V-Mg", "date": "2008-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fqJjnwD1rCoIlSd0i2yyJw", "text": "I recently visited Alborz on Halloween.  In truth, as a passerby, I was drawn to the large portioned, colorful, tasty-looking food that current patrons were eating outside.  After continuing to walk around the neighborhood, my guest and I eventually made our way back to Alborz.\n\nAlright, so the decor was very dark, but in a romantic type of way. There was a beautiful large window as the store front, which brought in great light and allowed for people watching!  The greeter, whom I think might have been the owner was very pleasant and accommodating.  I ordered the chicken kabob thing with rice, while my guest ordered the filet mignon equivalent. My food was good, the chicken was a bit on the burnt side, but that could have just been a mistake. The dish also came with a fire-roasted tomato, which sounds much better than it tastes. What I received was a burnt, seriously burnt, mushy Roma tomato. Suffice to say, I left that lovely little feature on my plate.   I tasted the filet mignon, which was juicy but a bit tasteless. My friend ate it all though, so I guess it was good enough. Overall, it was a nice restaurant and a pleasant experience. I didn't give the whole five stars because 1. There was dirt on the plates and I had dirty cutlery (a HUGE pet-peeve of mine)  2. My dish was rather burnt. But I'd be willing to give it another shot- maybe.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qE2u5eYDMxlit5oIp7CfcQ", "date": "2011-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1aFJXcTzLxi_VPGyy8ZVkw", "text": "i excpected more for an ( upscale ) persian place like this too bad i m from the middle east and i know whats the difference between good and ok wantta be good food , it was just plain under seasoned i would consider giving it another chance maybe for lunch not dinner but i ve had  much better persian food", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WCoCQQKN5jfu731pfOt1oQ", "date": "2008-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1DYBmOa1ov7_qA3IfS3Rrw", "text": "Came here for a friend's birthday. Other than the fact that they managed to omit my friend's reservation (which was quite large), I felt that the food was pretty good. They even threw in a couple of appetizers & drinks because of the mistake - which was a nice way of reconciling the unnecessary wait. \n\nAside from the appetizers, the lamb shank & eggplant stew was really good, and portions were more than generous. For a college student, the food might be out of the price range ordinarily, but Alborz is a great place to have a nice dinner with good company (a date, family, close friends, on business, etc), and the portions certainly don't disappoint. \n\nAmbiance was nice, too. Overall, aside from the mix up, the food was pretty good. I'll be returning with family or for special occasions when I'm feeling too lazy to go into SF to have a nicer dinner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZGL72QxAUr1QQ3hFPOmP0w", "date": "2012-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "624p3wmDlMdSfWES8tjDlA", "text": "I've eaten a lot of Kabob in my time, and a lot of forgetable Kabob at that. But let me tell you; Alborz is no exception. It's not bad, but certanly not good either. The oddest thing about this place is that they ask you how you want your Barg cooked, which is as everybody knows, a stupid question. There's only one way to cook it, and if you are getting it bloody then you've missed the point. The biggest draw to this place is that's the only formal style Kabob Resteraunt in the East Bay this side of the Caldecott.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VMVmjmHgszwO18EAwzYMNA", "date": "2007-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6NDG-e_TJNawcSqPyaNrhg", "text": "I took my mom out here this past weekend because she had the random hankering for Persian food, and I was pleasantly surprised with Alborz. The restaurant was nicely decorated with mellow, dark, candlelit undertones and the waitstaff were quick and friendly. We ordered a delicious eggplant appetizer dip that was even better when eaten with the yogurt sauce and paprika spice mixture at the table. The kebabs were all you could hope for when it comes to meat on a stick; tender, juicy, savory morsels that satisfied the hunger. I ordered the fesenjoon which is a pomegranate walnut stew. I was quite pleased with the rich, tangy flavor and even more pleased when I ate it with the fluffy basmati rice. Alborz is definitely a nice trip to the Middle East all in the comforts of the East Bay. I'll be back again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lvydy9YebJr_qz3_helliw", "date": "2008-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8QnZjL3rTWhFxdtSHr5u0g", "text": "To get fed: $17\n\nLooking for a place close to UCB where the entire waitstaff looks like they have a hint of organized crime about them? Well my friend, you've just arrived! Seriously though, while slightly shady, they were all very nice and pretty helpful.\n\nAlborz does Persian food, but that's a generalization of the point: they make fesenjoon.  And I love me some good fesenjoon.  The dish is conceptually perfect, as it contains chicken, pomegranate, and walnuts, a trinity of deliciousness.  The one I ate here was not particularly fantastic tasting, but oddly satisfying.  I can't describe it any better than that.\n\nThe decor inside is pretty run of the mill as far as Persian restaurants go, but the seating is endearingly worn down.  I was here with a fairly large group (12+), and the service handled our several tables efficiently.\n\nMy big complaint here is the price point.  I understand charging 20+ for kebabs and the like, that makes sense.  However, $14 for fesenjoon is kinda like charging $12 for a bowl of chicken soup.  Basmati was included and pretty good though.\n\nSummary: Comfortable (s)eating.  25% price reduction = 4 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DKPo21UnG6ySnST5lpeSyw", "text": "The service is impersonal and cold for a restaurant that seems to have a warm atmosphere. In retrospect, the Chicken Koobideh tastes like any other that I've had at other restaurants.\n\nAlso, our waiter charged an extra 2% gratuity charge (17% total) for a party of 5 when the menu explicitly stated that the extra added gratuity applied to parties of 6 or more. Even after confronting him about this discrepancy, the waiter said our using an extra table warranted this. ...seriously? We should've asked to see the restaurant manager.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mX9p28DTEGT0ScxdfoK45Q", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dTqJlu_vTe9FhafsjfGKww", "text": "Ok, it's a little pricey. The thing is that I continually forget exactly how expensive it is between visits and I think that is a very good sign (because I'm fairly cheap). \n\nTheir fesenjoon with chicken is AMAZING. I also think that despite how noisy it can be, it has a great atmosphere. Everyone seems to be having a good time probably because the food is so good. I also think the service is above average. \n\nI honestly can't comment too much about the remainder of the menu because I always order the fesenjoon, but friends have said that their lamb is \"quite nice\" (a true Aussie compliment). \n\nWell worth any difficulties getting/parking here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "j1JLPKieLDpFznz1AzbHpA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e-_nQJgv7W7cFyQO-K9MzA", "text": "Meanies! The food was OK but the service was absolutely atrocious. The waiters did not offer to refill our cups of water once and charged gratuity for a group of 5 when the menu clearly stated that gratuity is charged to groups of 6 or more. His excuse was \"We had to use another [small, 2-person] table.\" Not cool. I would not recommend this place for potential costumers.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KXEmjdT-Q7rgUSOGy3Y6AQ", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FdZS8E27UOHrXesj6M_vPg", "text": "It gets a star because the service was pretty good.  \n\n\\I went with work folks for lunch and all of the kebab plates were between $10-$15.  All you get is a big plate of rice -- big whoop it's basmati -- and one teeny tiny skewer of whatever meat you pick.  So let's see, $1 dollar worth of meat and 50 cents worth of rice...  Oh and don't forget the grilled tomato they toss onto the plate.  \n\nNever going back again, it's a total rip off.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Yr8TJK33rcIuJL_x2wpgjw", "date": "2007-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fflj7GXf5JcF9fcEOgPmgQ", "text": "I had a good experience at this Alborz as well as the one in San Francisco. I enjoyed my joujeh with bone with a persian (saffron) ice cream. Parking is easy nearby as there is a Bank of America parking lot right across the street that charges a $5 flat fee when not during bank hours. It is a good place to eat, then take a short walk to the movie theaters nearby.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LNHtt3ydkZ14D2ZXXs6Gxg", "date": "2006-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gZfpJf3KRr-UnzOlOBQciQ", "text": "Merci, Alborz, for a wonderful celebratory dinner with my family. We brought my dad here for his birthday, and we were all treated so well. Alborz seems to be getter better and better, and what better way to show your Baba some love other than to take him to a beautiful restaurant with open windows and the subtle aroma of saffron?\n\nAlborz has a very nice wine list so those of us who were drinking ordered some glasses, and then we went on to our meal:\n\nSumac onions - delicious with butter on lavash, or included in a mini lavash wrap as below.\n\nSabzi paneer - a platter of fresh herbs, soaked walnuts, and a little bit of feta cheese. Wrap all these in your lavash bread and enjoy. \n\nMast-o-musir - yogurt with shallots, a very thick and savory dip. I recommend this.\n\nMirza ghassemi - a tasty egg, tomato, and eggplant dish, which is another good filling for your mini lavash wrap. I usually prefer Kashke Bademjahn, my personal favorite, but mirza ghassemi is good, too.\n\nKoobideh kabob - mouthwatering beef kabobs done just right.  I really enjoyed these, but just so you know, my dad told me the secret to ordering at a Persian restaurant \"is to order the barg...that's Persian steak.\"  ;)  Perhaps next time. \n\nJujeh kabob - we ordered these \"ba ostokhan,\" with the bones in, because I think that keeps them juicier. These were delicious and the lemon marinade came right through. \n\nThe rice and grilled tomato that came with the kabobs were done to perfection. For dessert, they brought out a pie slice of baklava, which I hadn't seen before, with a little birthday candle for Baba. All at the table agreed that this was the best baklava we had ever tasted.\n\nAlborz provides good food and Persian hospitality, just the way it should be. We had a fantastic time, and can't wait to go back!\n\nNote: parking is difficult in this area, but there is a lot across the street (I think for $1 for 25 minutes). If you don't mind a very short walk, you could take BART, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ze0r3KtutmYh3iz1lG-_xQ", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ji9mHtRLapttl7lkf5ujiA", "text": "I've eaten at the Alborz location in the city quite a few times; though this location is owned by the same people, it just seems to be lacking a certain something that the San Fran location has. However, it delivers with quality food and good service--prices, of course, are a bit steep, but show me a nice Persian restaurant without high prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fXhEVcuA81adVvUI_gX_YA", "date": "2008-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lhdEC6Z_X3alFVnaQHHuog", "text": "Do you ever have a place that you walk by all the time, literally hundreds of times, but never go in?  Well, that was this restaurant situated conveniently between BART and Berkeley campus.  Finally, my friend Jonathan and I popped in for an early dinner and actually had a really tasty meal.\n\nI had a great chicken koobideh kabob (saffron chicken) with saffron rice...do you sense a theme?  Of course, one can never get too much saffron.  The chicken was moist, delicious, tender (this sounds like chicken porn).  Jonathan's lamb was maybe even better.  I wouldn't have minded some veggies thrown in the mix though.  \n\nOne big plus was the wine by the glass.  It was actually a generous pour.  I hate the restaurants that think a bottle of wine equates to 15 glasses.  A little odd is the flat bread and butter they serve as a starter.  Maybe with some hummus instead.  All in all it was pleasant, although I can't really give them any points for value.\n\nWhat is an \"Alborz\" anyway?  Well, if you google, it looks like the name of lots and lots of Persian restaurants.  Now if you google even more you discover it's a mountain range in northern Iran.  And now you can try to impress your server when you come.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VnKj044Tt5doqaVDIJbWsw", "date": "2010-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O_dgQTUxF-KSi1qUS_BbpQ", "text": "I think that you should trust my reviews of Persian restaurants for the simple fact that I am half Persian.  The half of me that's Persian will understand how to fully appreciate the food and menu, because we cook it at home, and I've had many a meal Iranian-style, including several locations in Iran.  The American half of me will be able to explain it to you as someone who has also grown up eating Spaghettio's and Cup 'O' Noodles.\n\nAnyways, back to the review . . . \n\nI stumbled upon Alborz Restaurant this summer, and I've eaten here a few times since, because it was the only Persian place I've come across in Berkeley so far.  I think this is definitely a typical Iranian establishment in America, with most people coming here to order the koobideh (beef kabob) they've heard about.  I think the menu has a nice selection of varying kabobs and stews, which most people look over too quickly.  If I had to give some advice to someone not familiar with the menu, I would recommend ordering one kabob plate, and one stew to try, which all go great poured over rice.  \n\nThe times I've come here, I've been pleased with the service, the food and the tea, which are really the crucial parts of any dining experience as far as I'm concerned.  It's all pretty good, but it didn't blow me away.  My friends were all very happy, and so I considered it a success coming here . . . but I've had better joojeh kabob in a restaurant.  Also, I wanted more rice.  But maybe that's just me.  \n\nHowever, you will see me frequenting this place, because I'm a slave to the food I've grown up with.  And they do a pretty good job.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eytSqgvh-xKwVcj7ZdBZqg", "date": "2007-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tu5E3OHnZOyh3KyB-jkWnQ", "text": "A little pricey, but Persian food is my absolute favorite . Maybe I have some hidden heritage here, because this food is just so homey to me. I know how to make a few of the stews and the fabulous rice, so I feel I'm a good judge of the quality and flavor. \n\nThey are pretty good at our take out orders, mixing it up familiy style when the order is large. Which, I'll be honest, is whenever I order there. They have only shorted a small item us once out of may 20 times we have ordered. They are pretty far from us and yet I will shlep it there because the food is awesome! \n\nLove the Gormeh Sabzi (green aromatic veggies, kidney beans, and meat stew over rice), chicken Barg (pounded, skewered, grilled, saffron chicken breast), saffron rice, any of the rices really (particularly with currants, cause I'm just like that) any mast, but particularly mast o'moussir (yogurt with shallots). Hubby loves their cinnaminy Ghemeh Bademjoon (tomato and yellow split pea stew with meat and eggplant, which you can get without the eggplant) which I add lemon juice to at home to give it a little kick. The Kashk Bademjoon appetizer (eggplant, yogurt, mint, garlic, heaven - I'm pretty sure its all in there). \n\nService is always lovely, even when they are crowded. I might go tomorrow for my birthday. . .", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dJVo4IFlnjYx5Z64LPoEUg", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wF4_c5luZZM0-z-d-EtCCQ", "text": "At first it's hard to eat here because it seems like a kabob place i went to in DC, except with tablecloths, and I couldn't stomach the prices.\n\nBF and I had just spent 4 hours in the library and our eyes were dry and tired and we were HUNGRY. \n\nThen we ordered and food came out. This was WAY ahead of any kabob place. I highly recommend the roasted eggplant (Kashk Bedemjah) the flavor was AMAZING and unique and trust me, I eat a lot of eggplant. I had a perfect Koobideh (ground beef kabob) which was perfectly cooked, still juicy, well spiced. The BF had Fesenjoon with Chicken. It's ilke a stewed chicken in this tart-sweet-nutty sauce. You can taste the walnuts and the astringency from the pomegranate. He loved it, I agreed it was really good but a little too sweet for me to eat the whole thing. Finished the meal with some perfect Persian tea.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gSVbBavrosL9JO89n0GShA", "date": "2008-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zWZm_3Kl4LL6Myn1dExWpA", "text": "I am persian and unlike my real life friend Darin E. i think Alborz is a great Persian Restaraunt.. in fact, i think its the best one i have been to and my family and i go there at least twice a month... everyone we bring to it enjoys their food as well.  \n\nI do agree that the service will probably not be the greatest if you have no one that speaks Farsi, but it wont be rude either.. just not great.\n\nbut the food....ahh the food is marvelous as well as is the Basmati Rice.\n\nI recommend getting \n\nKoobideh which is two skewers of ground beef and rice and is usually the cheapest thing on the menu, but i always get it cause its just the best.\nSoltanni (one filet mignon, one beef); Barg (steak), Juje (chicken) are also very good.\n\nThe appetizer platter is awesome and a great intro into a lot of little things us persians eat, but definitely split it with several people, because when your food comes.. it WILL be a lot of meat and rice.. and a wonderfully bbqed tomato to boot.\n\nI highly recommend checking this place out if you have never had persian food and want something \"authentic\".... walk in and i guarantee you will see a persian at nearly every table.. which is always a good sign.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "E574PaWjsRZIp-PThbcDFg", "date": "2007-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5pGeHa8xesj3PIdY3UGrfQ", "text": "I really REALLY like this place. The food is awesome and since I only come here with a certain family I ALWAYS have a good time. I can't pronounce anything on the menu but I've loved everything I've had. So far Joojeh Soltani is my favorite. The koobideh was really flavorful and perfectly cooked, moist and delicious. But the standout star in Joojeh Soltani is the chicken. It is some of the best chicken I have ever had in a restaurant.   I do sometimes feel a little self conscious since I'm probably the whitest person in the entire restaurant and I tend to butcher the language while trying to order but It's more my own issue. The staff is pleasant and accommodating and the restaurant is clean and has a great atmosphere. \n\nOh but FYI... Don't try and cheat on the parking in the across the street lot. They'll get ya.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pw9A988_rBWSERhTYlf-nw", "date": "2010-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JvULOQ30eHYsbgWvJIuP2w", "text": "al boring. Maybe that is just how persion food is in general but I really thought there could have been alot more done here. I ordered the lamb skewers. The meat was chewy, and just not all that good, and the only other thing it came with was rice and a plain whole grilled tomato. Maybe it is better at dinner but I will never know.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PxPyktYHvvwG8evTq-hYTA", "date": "2007-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LgQRib3zLqri4zlNyqbeJQ", "text": "As a Persian/Iranian-American myself, I have to say their food was pretty tasty. Took a girl on a date there; we shared an appetizer and an entree, which was more than enough, but for the price they charge, I deem it to be fair.\n\nBut, I was not too big of a fan of their tadigh (crunchy rice). It wasn't as crunchy as I would hope for it to be, or maybe my mom does a better job.\n\nWhen I walked in, the Persian lady at the front immediately recognized I was a fellow Persian (and on a date), so she did everything to tend to us and make it as great of an experience as possible. For this, I truly applaud Alborz for great service; I was truly satisfied.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nG7akNP8cNKpyo0F3jx3VA", "date": "2011-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8zIJbocPxPzNMJq5uG_C7A", "text": "I've never had Persian food so I was pleasantly surprised by the experience. Had to ask for help with the bread, onions, and yogurt that came to our table as a starter. Got a lovely thin sliced filet mignon with buttery rice, and a black charred object that turned out to be a delicious, roasted tomato. The Turkish coffee was strong and sweet, with a powdery finish. I'd love to come back for lunch specials, as the dinner menu is slightly more expensive than I'd like.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4tSZPeEeDgVWaJH5hwwAA", "date": "2008-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Aj0F0tztbV3R54ZJXNYiOg", "text": "I know that there are no other Iranian options near by (particularly since Papa's closed), but I refuse to settle for the mediocre, over-priced food at Alborz.  \n\nThe kabobs are okay (I introduced my friend to joojeh kabob here and she still goes with regularity despite the fact that I don't), but I truly think the markups are outrageous (and this is probably because of the lack of competition more than anything).  $15 for Joojeh Kabob? $22 for Soltani?  Almost $5 for Torshi?  Really?  None of the khoreshts can hold a candle to my moms cooking -- though I will say I enjoy how you can get tah dig smothered in your choice of them.  I was really excited when I saw that Berkeley was getting some Iranian flavor, but I can't say that Alborz has lived up to my expectations.\n\nNot suitable for vegetarians, but that's more the cuisine than this particular restaurant.  In case someone is still not hip to the raw onion, all you need to do is take a piece of lavash, spread some butter on it, and roll a small piece of onion in the middle.  It has a nice crunch and a surprising sweetness -- give it a shot.  Adding some sabzi to the middle or dunking the whole thing in yogurt are optional variations : )", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7QGGaOkC8eTuF2O6la2yxQ", "date": "2007-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BE9gwys0FOuxycRpEUMmbQ", "text": "Madre and I wanted a Mediterranean-y din, so I Yelped and found Alborz, which is close to my apt and seemed to fit the bill.  The restaurant is nicer than its surroundings prepared me for --not the deli style med fare that most of the places in Berk seem to be.  \n\nWe were seated immediately--the place was only 3/4 full on a Friday night at 7:45, and although it took our waiter a while to come greet us (well, maybe only 5-7 min, but when you think about it, that's actually a long time for the \"hi, how are you\" part of the meal to get going), once he acknowledged us he was quite friendly, verging on adorable.  \n\nWe started w/ the shirazi salad (really more like a cup of chopping cukes and tomatoes in a lemon/spice/olive oil dressing) and a Greek salad.  Both could have been a smigden bigger, but were yummy.  We then went for the hummus (excellent--thick, plentiful, lemony) and the roasted eggplant dip--not anything like babaganoush (sp?)--but lovely.  A bit sweeter, drizzled w/ \"whey\" and sprinkled w/ walnuts.  We split a salmon kebab which came w/ green bells, onions, and enough rice to feed all of a small country.  Fish was a smidge dry but warm and filling--rice was spiced w/ dill and limas.  Glad they added some interest to it.\n\nOh, and they give you wonderful lavash and yogurt dip to start.  Yum. \n\nIt was a bit spendy for what it was (I think 60 for the 2 of us before t and t, and w/ no drinks), but it was calm, and Sar Sar was footing the bill, so it didn't really fuss me. \n\nOverall, the food was certainly solid, perhaps a B+, and while I'm probably no expert on Persian specifically, I know some good hummy when I taste it. \n\nOh, important--if you're going w/ vegetarians, they have a few dishes but not nearly as many as one might expect from a med place--probably 5-6 total.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D2setZ2_pKZ9CWEb0IgrOQ", "date": "2009-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K_AKsaO1HFno85DcMf6zAw", "text": "Some of the best Persian food in the Bay Area. 5 stars!\n\nOne tip: I usually order \"Soltani\" kabob at Persian restaurants, which is a combination one skewer each of Koobideh (ground beef kabob) and Barg (\"filet mignon\" kabob).  The Barg here is not very impressive, although usually at other places it is the better.  Save yourself 50% and just order Koobideh--they will give you two full skewers for half the price of Soltani.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rkhm3bht88rhk5pR3kF3FA", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "z3M4ei5atP8jYxxMB2n5zw", "text": "Nine of us came here for dinner, and nine of us left, more or less intact.  The location is a plus.  Prices are reasonable and quantities are large.  The food was a real \"meh\" for me despite my good attitude.  (Our group included a Persian woman who claimed that the place was really excellent.)  You get a large number of chunks of grilled meat, a huge mound of rice with some spices in it and a small green salad if you agree to have your mound of rice made somewhat smaller.  You'd be better off elsewhere.\n\nWe ordered two red wines: the Ravenswood Lodi zinfandel ($28) and somebody's Lodi Sierra Foothills \"shriaz\" ($32).  The zin was marginally better than the shiraz, but I don't plan on drinking either again.  The menu price of the Ravenswood was about double the standard retail price.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 19, "useful": 18, "funny": 18}, "review_id": "SWSlt-fGOdCw2SIftXKH2w", "text": "Meat on a stick. \nAnything on a stick, for that matter. \nIt's hard to go wrong. \n\nGround up, well... that's another story. Take hot dogs for example. I have close friends that no thanks to Pee Wee Herman and his hot dog tree to this day still have phobias. How I would get them to try the deliciously juicy beef and chicken kobiddehs here, I do not know. But I can confidently say that if you're a believer in meat consumption, this is the supreme form of its ground up existence. Imagine a burger flattened, flame-licked and thrown over a spit. Pair it with a splash of fresh lemon, grilled whole tomato, and fragrant rice and you'll begin to understand the most basic yet gastronomically delightful staple of Persian cuisine.\n\n\"Why three stars, Ligaya?\", you may ask. And to this I scratch my chin and pull on its hairs and say in a feeble voice that I've had better. That the eggplant dip though bathed in green olive oil tasted like it was made days ago, and that the dolmas though warm lacked a zest of herbs. And that in ordering the paneer sabzi what I got was literally a plate of fresh basil, cilantro and mint, slices of cucumber and tomato, yogurt sauce and a chunk of feta. A little creativity, please. \n\nA little wine to soothe the disappointment never hurts, right? Alas. Our cab as suggested by the waiter was as one-dimensional as the man himself. thought I'm not holding that against them. White tableclothes and all, I expect a level of reservedness though the fork and the knife had erroneously switched places with the spoon. Is that a Persian custom?\n\nIn conclusion: a fair option for a tasty meal but for the pennies and ambiance there are finer plates a-calling.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1kpMAKRZuAz3OzxBav3XTg", "date": "2008-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QgEUNCdUp8WGFTahIe8qQw", "text": "I ate my first Persian meal at this restaurant, and I really enjoyed it. It has a fancy ambiance, but a meal is affordable. I ordered the chicken and beef kebab plate, which has one chicken kebab and one beef kebab. It was served with rice and a deliciously roasted tomato. It tastes best with some yogurt sauce and lemon squeezed over the top. So good!\n\nAlso, a must is their ice cream. It tastes like it is rose-flavored, and has small sugar crystals mixed in. It's a great end to the meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "td6sDpujBsSLkUuk1zLSNg", "date": "2010-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X4uWz7g6sxejJ5j-FxKH6w", "text": "Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!! Server has a lot of smile and friendly :) \nI love the Lamb dishes and portion is perfect! We had 7 people, 3 of us ordered lamb dishes and it taste so good. We did not like the beef kabob that much. \nJust don't ever order the Yogurt drink in this place..its like sour cream/ ranch mix with club soda... LOL~", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHh3_BD43oeplfdqE0WsRw", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1BZZAkbZLPI73RffzyJFNw", "text": "Let me start by saying that I used to love to go to this restaurant, the food was mostly great, a few misses over the years, but everyone has a bad day or two.  \n\nHOWEVER- I had the most unfortunate dining experience here at lunch a few months ago.  It keeps eating at me and I need to vent.....my husband has been seriously ill over the last 9 months and the first place he wanted to go when he had regained his strength was Alborz...we took my mother in law who has been our angel!  I ordered Shirin Polo, which is my fav dish there....when the busser delivered my food he handed me an unlined shallow soup bowl with scorching hot broth (and chicken) in it that was almost overflowing.  He had it an an angle so when i touched the bowl it scorched my hand which by reflex i pulled away, he then proceeded to dump about half of the SCORCHING HOT broth on my LAP! It was so hot i yelped and jumped out of my seat.  The busser brought me a bag of ice for my lap and said i'm sorry.  NO ONE ELSE CAME OVER.  My waiter just stood there and looked at me talking to the other waiter.  The woman chef stared at me from across the room but no one said a word.  When I finally flagged the waiter over to ask him for more broth, he rolled his eyes (serious attitude) and took my bowl with out saying a word.  When it was time for our check he just plopped it down on the table...we mentioned that it might be a nice gesture on their part to comp my meal since they seriously burned me.....you know what the waiter said .....\"well, she spilled it on herself!!!!!!\"  He grabbed the check out of my husbands hands -comped the item and again said nothing.\n\nEven if I had dumped the whole thing on myself (which i SO did not) human nature says to go and ask if you can help someone in pain...I was a food server on and off for 15 years, and you NEVER serve a shallow bowl of soup or any hot liquid without a plate liner.\n\nIt took 3 days for my legs and hand to feel better.\n\nI guess things might have been different if the owner was there, but perception is reality! So Sad.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Wwd8ldbNUgmDaO0X4TQn2Q", "date": "2008-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b1WlujF-qAzgY0dZN_uRZg", "text": "Stumbled unto this place when we realized it's neighbor restaurant, Raphael, was closed.  We loved the feel of the place -- classy but not overly -- well lit, clean.  We weren't disappointed.  This was our first time trying Persian cuisine and it is excellent!  The chicken and filet kabobs were TENDER and tasty.  Rice was plentiful and tasty.  Staff helpful and professional.  We'll definitely go back to try the many other menu items that we couldn't try our first time!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OMf_eygttNTcYIhMnQlCJw", "date": "2007-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cqFP_1z7MnaM_2j3oXzZww", "text": "I really must commend this place for their amazing service. \n\n I was disappointed to see that they did not have albaloo polo on the menu.  I resigned myself to ordering something else when, as the waiter was walking away to place our order, I blurted out \"Do you know if you'll have albaloo polo on your menu anytime soon?\"  I was shocked at my rudeness, but he was seemed surprised that this little asian girl knew what that was (Dude, I spent five years at UCLA- walk five minutes down Westwood Blvd and you're in Little Persia).    He cocked his head to the side and, in a thoughtful voice, said \"I think we can do that, yes.\"  Ten minutes later, I had an awesome plate of cherried rice in front of me.  YES!  I know where I'm going next time I crave polo.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gyDHwy25TRvxCDyT_n-3lw", "date": "2008-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d6X30_GmRMCrDHxCln9YOg", "text": "I was SO not crazy about this place.  I think it's because I have been spoiled by authentic Persian and Middle Eastern food straight from the home kitchen.  But as ethnic food restaurants go, this one will do just fine if you don't know any better.  We went about a month ago, so the memory is slightly faded, but I'll share what I can.  Starting with the hummus, unfortunately it was salty, too salty - and our waiter agreed and removed it from the bill.  Thank you, waiter.  I remember having some sort of tadeek dish, which arrived at our table barely at room temp, and inclued beef, of which I specifically requested none.  The dish was taken away, beef removed, then returned to us.  The waiter explained that the remainder of the dish would be replaced.  So they brought out more of the same OK dish.  My cousin and I both ordered the salmon kabobs for our entree.  I was satisfied enough with that, but I don't think she was.  The waiter, who was incredibly friendly btw, talked us into ordering a special dessert that he thought was the best thing since packaged lavash.  Neither of us agreed with his taste buds on that, and I think it too was removed from the bill.  The best thing about this place for us was the service, very, very, very friendly.  Would I go back... probably not.  But that's because I have access to the real thing.  If u don't, u might really enjoy this place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PxK1UxCPlmJn81CYhVUi3Q", "date": "2010-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fBgLR7jeEoBsBTJJoHIyLA", "text": "Pretty good food.  The prices are very reasonable, and nice ambiance.  Great place for lunch!  I had one of the stew, and it was decent.  My friend had the sweeter one, and it was a little too sweet for me, but it's more of a personal preference, since everyone else loved it.  We had the combo appetizer and everything on it was yummy! The meat dishes were good as well, not too dry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wruLzteKIsCvekKUZl2EPg", "date": "2008-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lUIkTlFPQU9_vZwookFhRg", "text": "My first experience with Persian was not so great (it was bland city) but I really liked this place.  It was a bit pricey (just missed the lunch specials) but they give you HUGE portions.  I had the cornish hen which was grilled to a crispy perfection and my boyfriend had the lamb kabobs - both were quite flavorful. The dolmas are also quite good.  Not a high recommend, but worth checking out if you happen to be in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cyJsilA4llNkwFYOCLSIzw", "date": "2007-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pl-8OSfT-BsQd8t1PQE-eg", "text": "You got to try Abgoosht there, the best meal ever", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9rqG04QOA1CCIuNOEgbwUw", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SJKKiymfheihF9ldDEFmPA", "text": "There aren't many nice, white table-clothed, good Persian restaurants like this around Downtown Berkeley/ UC Campus area so I'm not surprised that Alborz gets busy at night. \n\nBefore your meal they bring you flat bread that you can eat with yogurt and raw onions or just butter if you prefer. Persian food can be a bit on the dry side compared to Indian food and I wanted something a little saucy to go with my rice so I ordered the Fesenjoon with Chicken (roasted ground walnut cooked in pomegranate sauce). Our cool, super nice waiter said it was a good choice. He was definitely right. Mmm..rich, a bit tart, sweet, moist tender chicken... I was diggin this dish, but be careful not to overload the rice with the pomegranate sauce or it might be a little on the strong side.\n\nMy bf orderd the Chicken Koobideh (two skewers of ground chicken breast seasoned with saffron, and onion). It's a massive platter and he ate the whole thing. I don't blame him because the chicken skewers were damn good. So juicy and cooked jsut right. Everything's better with butter. I think I'll order that next time.\n\nWe're not drinkers so the total bill was $38 (including tip) which isn't bad at all. Good food, friendly service, and great company make for a happy belly and an awesome night.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PLdNNcecADe4Mt9V9d9J4g", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "txfJUyC9uMUcVw_kaQzloA", "text": "I'd never had Persian food before but I was anxious to try it.  The \"appetizers\" (hot flatbread, onion, yogurt sauce, butter, and some sort of dark brown spice) should have come with instructions, or at least the server should have suggested what we were to do with them.  Apparently the bread and yogurt sauce is for whatever, the butter is for the rice that comes with your entree, and I still have no idea what the spice is for.  For the entree, I got the Shirin Polo with Chicken Kabob and the platters came out with massive portions.  One big skewer of chicken marinated with lemon (yum!) and a heap of saffron rice with almonds, pistachios, raisins, and orange peel.  It was like candy.  So sweet!  The candied orange peel was a little unnerving to some people in my party, but I really liked it.  \n\nWe had a HUGE party, so it's understandable that service was shaky because it appeared that our waiter was serving the whole restaurant as well as us.  But, we got to taste everyone else's food!  The various types of \"Barg\" were not only fun to say, but also delicious.  Someone had a roasted walnutty stew that tasted like raspberry-infused chocolate.  I don't know how that happened, but it was good.  Like I said, portions were huge so we all left very satisfied.  Totals came out to about $20 per person, decent for the food and dealing with our large party.\n\nJust help me out with the appetizers!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fR6bUB3KSE_1QqTMo-2oNQ", "date": "2006-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "utkMxmxRwzwXDT0ZiUx6xQ", "text": "Alborz is the place I come to when I want excellent Persian food (outside of my dad's side of the family).\n\nThis place has excellent kabobs and the portions are huge.  I always end up taking some back home for lunch the next day.  Food prices are around the 10-15 dollar range but with that price you get excellent dishes, good waiters, a nice and clean restaurant plus endless yogurt with lavash (Persian bread).\n\nIf you are ever in the University area of Berkley I would recommend trying Alborz if you want to eat some authentic Persian food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PQoqKiiogPglh2Zbl0Ruew", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZFGzOiSCzP3-YYDTYuAd5Q", "text": "Decent Persian place.  Nice wine list, good atmosphere.  If the weather cooperates you might consider sitting outside although this is highly dependent on the amount of street people and teenagers running around.  Inside is a nice option too.  Service was attentive that night without being clingy.  I will echo the sentiment raised by another though that they suddenly appeared with a bunch of stuff that I wasn't sure where to put it.  Did the cucumber dip go with the onions, the flatbread, or where?  On the other hand, I say screw convention and had fun figuring out where I wanted to put these things.\n\nOk the food.  Rice, and tons of it.  Fortunately I love it and it was prepared well.  Mine had onions and orange slices and nuts in it along with chicken on the side in oil (although too much oil for my taste) that fell off the bone.  I don't remember the name but it was one of the new non-kabobs on the menu in the specials.  My friend had the joojeh kabob and her chicken was marvelous.  I'll get that next time.  Oh, and you must stay for Baklava, not overpoweringly sweet but just right in it's flaky texture.  Mmmmmmm ....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5L0eiAkoQIVvI_XOjzhFpA", "date": "2007-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ABGNJC8XfwlyHhvSbZ3ILQ", "text": "If you haven't had Persian food then you don't know what you're missing, and this is a great place to get your feet wet or continue your Persian exploration. \n\nThe food here is very good. The koobideh (my go to, 2 skewers of minced meet made with some delicious spices, and a side of saffron rice) is always delicious. It's usually perfectly cooked and very juicy. At times it's a bit overcooked on the ends but it's still great. The joojeh (chicken skewers marinated in great spices with a side of saffron rice) is also delicious and a great choice. You can't really go wrong no matter what you order but these are my two favorite. \n\nThe dessert is also great. My favorite is the bastani (rose water ice cream, it tastes like eating what a rose smells like). This is great choice. If you're on a date I suggest getting this. It's a perfect size to share especially after the vast quantity of food that you probably just ate. \n\nThe service is great and pretty quick. It's also priced pretty similarly to most persian places. \n\nThe parking here isn't great though. There is a lot across the street but it costs $5 as a flat rate. And the street parking is nearly impossible to find. \n\nThis is definitely a great spot to try out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SVtNctg9k2QOGj0znfHVwQ", "date": "2011-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_e4xgKy9ha-8XWdfNGO8Iw", "text": "Delicious food..  ghormeh sabzi i would happily bring the persian side of my family to..mmmmm keep up the good work!  ps: i asked for the ghormeh sabzi on tah dig (which is pretty much crispy, almost burned rice, purposely burned, that is..) and they happily obliged..but they did the kind that incorporates bread. that was fine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yDmV-B87BUHhy0k2TWyA4w", "date": "2009-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gUsenmjCsc8erWSPslBG9Q", "text": "This is my second favorite persian restaurant,.\nIt is very hard to find a really good authentic Kabob experience in the Bay Area that does all the other Main dishes and side dishes on the same level, too.\nI have had the both Chicken and Lamb Kabobs, they were prepared very well, succulent and flavorful- not overcooked and bland, like so many I have tried at other restaurants.\nThe saffron rice is perfect in its consistency and flavoring, as well.\nFor me,the most important part of the persian experience is a seemingly strange mixture of ingredients that I learned years ago from my Iranian friends, but makes all the difference in eating traditionally.\nWhen ordering your main dish, make sure you also get \"mustomosir\", a yogurt based preparation, and plenty of raw onions and roasted tomatoes.\nWhen your entree arrives,( for me, i always order the Chicken Kabob)\nmix the yogurt, roasted tomatoes and raw onions all together with the saffron rice, and take alternating bites of the grilled meat. OMG!!\nUnbelievable flavors !! I hate roasted tomatoes and raw onions on their own, but this mixture of flavors is synergistic, and ungodly in its sinfulness.\nThis mixture alone is what makes me crave good persian food.\nAmbience is very nice here, but not too stuffy, you can dress casual.\nParking is a difficult pain !!  especially at peak times.Be prepared to shell out some extra cash  at one of the lots.\nService was excellent, and food arrived fast, even on a Saturday night.\nRecommended. Portions are HUGE, always have to take half home, don't understand other reviews saying opposite, maybe they have bigger appetites ?? It is expensive though, bring your plastic if your'e not carrying that much cash.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A9UaBJ9oiQA56C7p7JyD9Q", "date": "2011-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kJKL-Y2asoUHaa7Ifv63XQ", "text": "[pronounced] Alburz; is a mountain range in Northern Iran.\n\nI am not Persian, but I love me some Persian food!\n\nI have been to this fancy classy Persian restaurant a dozen times with my close co-worker. We usually go here when we want to be super indulgent. On my first experience I was quite impressed since I have been able to have authentic Persian food from actual friends and family members. I could tell the place would be good when I noticed a lot of Iranians there.\n\nThe food is prepared right and so delicious. It was such a royal treat! And when I'm really in the mood for it, this is the only place I will go to\n\nThe space is quite small however to use of mirrors throughout give it a larger appearance. The d\u00e9cor, lighting and genuine hospitality of the wait staff make a quite comfortable fine-dining experience\n\nStart your lunch off right with their Hummus and Yogurt Salad- a mix of home-made hummus, yogurt, cucumber, tomatoes and spices topped with feta cheese, served together with their version of complimentary warm pita bread.It sounds simple- but it will blow you away.\n\nMoving on to the main course the kabob is a must, a Soltani combination will allow you to experience both the koobideh (ground beef) kabob as well as the barg (sliced beef fillet). We usually split dishes..she will order a skewer of chicken, I will order koobideh and we share since they give such generous portions. The jasmine rice is perfect!  Very fluffy, airy and seasoned with such exotic flavors. It is presented very elegantly too because some of the rice on the bottom is white and on the top it is yellow because the use saffron seeds.  {side note} Saffron flower seeds are very expensive, not the herb the actual saffron flower seeds. \nThere is a also a small bowl on each table with a baby spoon to add additional salt-like seasonings to your liking.\n\nWash everything down with a glass of aromatic Persian tea and you'll be raving for weeks about one of the greatest dining experiences in Downtown Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "niSwYgiSraNe21aIOn0o5g", "date": "2011-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pnFUVeJzn-KlF0KVomfNkw", "text": "Upfront:  Great service, wonderful food, and ambiance to match - Alborz does more right than most, and comes up with a big win in the Kabob game.  4.9 stars...\n\nStandouts:  Service was great - and from the moment we sat down, water and lavash was instantaneous.  Our apps (a thick n delicious Persian noodle stew and a salad) were delivered so quickly that we barely had time to blink.  We also ordered hot tea in response to the early autumn night chill, and it was soothing and elegant - with a hint of rose water.\n\nMeat:\n\nYes.\n\nFreakin' awesome kabobs that were succulent, hefty and satisfying.  My wife and I ordered the \"for two\" kabob plate of filet mignon, chicken, and spiced ground beef - and it was all expertly prepared.  Yay meat!\n\nIn The End:  Go for lunch or dinner - well worth it, convenient, and bound to produce smiles.  We'll be going back for sure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C4-2FfgdO8IrfJX9G40IPQ", "date": "2009-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zz5_WPrJFz8SSgYMkh3u-g", "text": "3.5 stars! We were promptly seated and got complimentary lavash bread with an all onion spiced salad and butter.  I wasn't really into the onion side, as raw onions have a very strong flavor and are difficult to eat, even with the lavash.  We ordered the Soltani (ground beef and filet mignon skewer) and the Chicken Kebob in the house specials section (with byrani rice specially mixed with orange rinds, pistachios, almonds, and raisins) - waiter recommended.  The chicken was delicious and tender! I usually really dislike chicken, but this one was nicely marinated and tasty!  Even better with the lemon! The rice contained wayyy too many citrus rinds though, and they were thickly cut -- not my preference at all.  The ground beef was also tender, a little on the salty side though.  The filet mignon was good too! Overall, my chicken was the favorite though which was ironic given I usually am not a fan of chicken since it is usually too dry.  The waiter recommended us to get half rice/half salad, instead the full portion of rice they offer you, and it was a really good idea! They do give you a whole lot of rice!  The salad was mixed greens, with a oil and vinegar like dressing.  Not bad!\n\nOur waiter dissapeared on us, and some one new came out to help us.  Overall, service was a little slow for us.  The meal was pretty good though and the dining atmosphere is nice, simple, and classy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8ymlt8ygqjoV18IXVIcT8A", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8vIemQdVg1NGDnk2nX2S9g", "text": "Whole family got a food poisoning after dining there.  It was not the first time I have been there and I love Persian food. Yet the last dining experience really put a black eye on their reputation.  Their stews were tasty but deadly. Everybody was sick and in and out of bathroom for a couple of days.  I read other reviews and am glad for people who had good time there. On my end, it was the last time I was anywhere near the place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "XdJZIScBsXRMuagMOGeB1g", "date": "2009-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oRmOMtVyOmPgl4CsOYGKnw", "text": "Really, really, really good.\n\nGot the combo shishkabob of chicken and beef. A TON of food. \n\nThe rice is just perfect. If you like Persian, you'll like this place a lot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "38zhUVIh6t_-mpcmbWYmiw", "date": "2007-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sXTBydRjOnfHsHhy17pIoA", "text": "Pros:\nClose to Berkeley theatres and hot spots\nGood for early dinner\nNice fresh tasting ingredients\nGood service\nVery clean and pleasant ambiance \nA nice night out for those of moderate means\n\nCons:\nA little pricey for what ya get\nAlong those lines - they might consider lowering the enormous quantity of rice and putting in a nice salad, which would make the meal a little more budget friendly and nutritionally balanced.\n\nSo overall I like it. I just think it's a little on the expensive side.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1ctl3OfViXnqClz7KQme9A", "date": "2008-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7fYkC9iVtHFYTapVaBkTBA", "text": "Food was delish, but service was mediocre.\n\nMy Persian husband and I ate lunch here on the fourth of July!  The food was very good, but service was slow, slow, slow.\n\nWe started with lamb tongue appetizer which was so good, we ate every morsel and sopped up the juice with our bread!  The tongue was tender and juicy.\n\nOur main dishes took another half hour to make it from the kitchen and we were one of three tables.  The food was very good.  My husband had the chicken Koobeedeh and I had the bahareh pollo with a lamb shank.  Both were very nicely made and tasted wonderful.  \n\nFor desert, we shared a vanilla ice cream topped with the rose water and vermicelli granita, accompnied by a shaker of lemon juice.  \n\nI recommend this restaurant for it's elegant surroundings and wonderfully prepared food.  Prices are reasonable, considering how pricey Persian food is!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EOdGgOWltBwSlTmM85iZtA", "date": "2008-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Z88nxE0KUIAWrd3bfsBcEg", "text": "We returned for the lamb shank:  incredibly luscious, and the accompanying dill and fava or lima basmati was smashing.  The cornish hen kabob was our second entree.\n\nWINNER !!  The hen had been marinated in lime, roasted to juicy/light char perfection, and presented in small munchable pieces along side their marvellous saffron basmati.  \n\nSo as to not repeat-waddle out the door, we took a couple of pieces of the hen, and the rice, home.  \n\nThat said, we'll definitely be back again soon, as the menu warrants so much more in-depth research.  (Good heavens!  We've not yet made it to the dessert section.)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "62paPEzN3t46SHOjIKasdw", "date": "2012-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2ahFGMSS5HrRiEnNgoTU0g", "text": "I found this Restaurant on Yelp! and thought, cool something diff for V-day. Looked good, most reviews fell in the three to five star block, leaning more toward the four star. So, Crazy Heart (GREAT but alot like Tender Mercies) for the movie, and Alborz afterward...a five minute walk. My wife and I, low-key romantic Valentines. Made rezo's for two @ 4pm, just in case of Valentinian frenzy, but they were only two tables full when we arrived. And mind you, these are only my retired professional opinions and guesswork, based on over 30 years of cooking and deductive food tasting and reasoning.\n\nThe waiter/host looked awfully confused when I said we made reservations, and started flipping pages in his little book, then looked somewhere else, and couldn't find them. He asked for my name again and I just pointed at a table and said \"How about that one? Do you mind if we sit there?\" He agreed and sat us.\nThat was red flag #1-When you're almost empty, and it's 4pm, you smile and show the customers to a table immediately and look for the rez later.\n\nThe general ambiance was very nice and it smelled wonderful. The chairs and banquettes are comfortable and not cheapies. However upon first sitting down we noticed the flatware was very spotty, and didn't look clean. There was a huge burn mark on the cover of one menu and both menu's plastic inside sleeves were dotted with specks of dried food. Red flag two and three. The water glasses were immaculate and the water did taste good. \n\nThe waiter/host (who seemed in a hurry already) brought over a basket of soft Lavash style flatbread and raw white onions sprinkled with Za'atar. the onions were hot, as in old hot, not as in Za'atar's hot. Flatbread and raw onions are not a good pairing, unless perhaps the onions were minced with XV olive oil and the Za'atar...then even maybe. At this point my wife and I decided to order an appetizer to gauge whether we wanted to go any further. The roasted eggplant appetizer with chopped walnuts, yogurt and what looked and tasted like a parsley olive oil puree was pretty good on the flatbread with the raw onions, but then when I added (what we call in the biz 'magic flavor crystals') some salt and pepper it really came alive and was bursting with eggplant deliciousness, and that hint of walnut and parsley perfectly smoothed what little bitterness might have been in the eggplant. Quite delicious so we stayed and ordered. \n\nAt this point I ventured to the WC and found it a shambles. I usually go the restroom first because that's my immediate flag of attention to detail. Paper towels everywhere, no TP or PT in the dispensers. Just a lonely roll of TP over on the sink. Sad. I decided to tell the waiter/host and in a low aside at the host stand I did, and he thanked me.\n\nWe decided on lamb skewers with onions and tomatoes, and chicken Shirin Polo with what the menu said was sweet rice with slivered almonds, pistachio, and orange marmalade. Sounds good huh? Without getting into a wordy Chef based dissection of both these dishes, suffice it to say that the lamb was gamy, the white meat chicken WAY dry, and there are big differences between a bar zester (which is what they used to give the appearance of marmalade), a proper rasping of zest, and orange marmalade (of which was nonexistent and the rice not at all sweet). And again salt and pepper were severely lacking. Both these dishes could have been magnificent in the right hands.\n\nDuring our dinner my wife and I noticed that most times the host/waiter answered the phone, he did so from the wrong side of his station, with his back to the front door, ( a huge no-no) which affected two parties. One left and the other ( a single diner) waited. shrugged his shoulders and seated himself. It was at least five minutes before anyone noticed him (the bartender) and brought over a menu. Mind you during our entire time at Alborz it was never even a third full.\n\nI ordered some hot tea, and I must say, the tea and that eggplant appetizer were the highlights of our experience. We both left over more than half our dinners, tipped 15%, and were almost outta there when I thought about MY Yelp! review. So I checked the bathroom, and after 30 to 40 minutes of telling the host/waiter about the conditions of his restroom, it was exactly as I had left it previously! \n\nI truly wonder about the all the great reviews Alborz has received, but I can tell you we won't go back. The bay area has too many GREAT restaurants to give any one a second chance. Harsh but true. Don't waste your $$ and time. Our bill was almost 50$!! But I don't think I'd have been any happier if it was 20 bucks.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "wt5MNCqHa8-Qu9FsRFP4KA", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uqoY8QK8FsGffFP_VWUaig", "text": "I've been looking for a good Persian place in the Bay Area that wasn't a rip-off, and this is the place.  The price is very reasonable and lots of food.  The service was great, we weren't constantly interupted to see how we're doing, instead, the staff you  quietly fill our water glasses, or take plates away.  \n\nWe shared a combo appertizer, a small of all their goodies.  I had the ground beef kaboos, it was seasoned just right.  My friend had the chicken which was also very good.  \n\nThis is a good place to go for a small or large group.  I can't wait to go back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GO1HIIYm7-ZBZTDk8mCyMA", "date": "2007-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ro1TNVBuTp0E8pvtUlR-sA", "text": "I am persian, and I always crave persian food, and i'm sooo happy I found alborz. \nAlborz is a nice, sit-down restaurant, that has a new, fresh, and clean interior, and nice patio seating, and serves up very good persian food.\n\nThe service is really good, and the servers are very accomodating. They are constantly refilling drinks (for free ofcourse) and they are very attentive, but not overly attentive. They are also very accomodating in terms of special requests, and they don't seem to get angry or even annoyed when you do substitutions or special requests for your meal. I am a vegetarian, and both times i've been, my servers have been really good about making the khoreshts (stews) for me without meat, and one time the server gave me extra stew since i didn't get any meat in it.\n\nthe food is delicious, authentic, and healthy. They don't use too much salt, which I am very picky about. Their mahst oh khiar (cucumber yogurt) is delicious, as is the lavash bread (which they serve for free). \n\nI got a the salmon with the boghali poloh (lima bean and dill rice), and it was delicious. The salmon was perfectly cooked and marinated, and the grilled veggies served with the salmon were perfect. the rice was also delicious, and the serving size was perfect. \n\nthe second time i went i got the salad shirazi (cucumber and tomato salad) as an apperizer. It was delicious, and fresh, and crisp; although the serving size was a little too small for 5 dollars (and for my hungry stomach). then for an entree i got tadig (crispy, breaded rice) with gormeh sabzi (kidney bean and spinach stew) on top. The gormeh sabzi was delicious, it is one of my favorite persian dishes, and i was soooo happy when they told me they could do it without meat. Their gormeh sabzi was delicious, and very authentic, and the tadig was crispy and fresh, and the serving size was good. \n\nmy friend got the luleh khabob (ground beef kabob) which has some spice and onions mixed into it, with the saffron rice. She loved it, and said the kabob was delicious. She also got the faloudeh icecream for dessert, which was really good.\n\noverall, alborz is quite good! it is a good place to go for a nice dinner, if you are willing to pay a little more than what most restaurants in the berkeley area tend to charge. it is by no means expensive, but it is more expensive than most restaurants in berkeley (which tend to be cheaper). Alborz has a very pleasant, calm atmosphere, and great, authentic persian food. the service is excellent, and the area is really cute too. they also have a really cute patio, but everytime i've gone it was too cold to sit outside unfortunatey. \n\nI highly recommend it for anyone looking food good persian food or just looking for a nice, sit-down dinner.\n\n** a word of advice/knowledge; i know persian food isn't the most common type of food, and some people might be hesitant about trying it, but they do have a lot of basic foods if you want to maybe ease yourself into the world of persian food. a good amount of their menu consists of kabobs (which are just different kinds of barbecued/grilled meats) and rices. I do highly recommend the stews and the tadig, but they do have more basic/common foods if you are worried that there won't be something on the menu that you would want to try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OQOcmj9UzbrLwA01cHLwIg", "date": "2009-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4udRhLRv2AXR8nSlAF1m_A", "text": "I have the privilege of knowing some wonderful Iranians and have had the opportunity to sample some authentic Persian food.  I am a huge fan of both.  \n\nOur dining experience at Alborz was nice.  The ambiance is elegant yet casual (enough to dine with our kids) and the service we received was good.  To be fair, I will not compare the food to that which was cooked by our friend's mother visiting from Iran.  \n\nOverall, I found the food enjoyable.  We ordered the Tah dig (crispy rice from the bottom of the pot) with the fesanjoon (chicken with pomegranate sauce) gravy to start and that was scrumptious.  My daughter couldn't get enough of it.  The torshee (pickled vegetables) was also delicious.  While we enjoyed most of what was on the Alborz special (grilled beef tenderloin, chicken and koubideh), they were not the best kabobs I've had.  The chicken and koubideh were good but I thought the beef tasted rather livery.  My biggest disappointment was with the ghorme sabsi (beef stewed with various greens and herbs).  This is by far my favorite Persian dish and I found theirs to be rather flat.  The rice (a big deal in Persian cuisine) was very well done.\n\nOverall, we enjoyed our dinner and are glad to have found a Persian restaurant in the area.  We'll certainly be back to give the other menu items a try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IBInNFNZeIj87zFN-wn56g", "date": "2008-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "xxlc1SR8BG4qDutNbWoKlg", "text": "This is my first foray into the world of Persian cuisine, and, as usual, beware my vegetarian perspective.\n\nFirst off, service was lackluster. They left us with menus for days while my boyfriend ate the raw onion slices with the yogurt sauce (Laura B's comment is right on, all this random stuff appeared on our table and we didn't know what the hell to do with it).\n\nSo our vegetarian options were: hummus, salad and veggie kabob so we got all three. The hummus came w/o bread (we'd eaten all the bread with our onions earlier waiting for homeboy to take our order), the salad was blaaah and the kabob was a pile of white rice surrounded by green peppers, onions, tomato and 'shroom. I hate shroom and tomato (I know, I'm a crappy vegetarian) so satisfaction was not mine.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "o15TVcHhGk-L23LygJBN9w", "date": "2007-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aavfY7yheJ300zB1Ci1SLw", "text": "Really empty during lunch on a weekday..but heard it gets quite packed at night or on the weekends.\n\nOrdered the chicken (jougeh?) kebob The food was decent, but was mainly filling because of a small pile of rice that came with the dish.  It seemed plain with just the rice, the kebob, and a lonely looking tomato on the side of the dish.  The chicken was very tender though and decently flavorful, which saved the dish. \n\nThe lunch items seemed around $11-$13, which may have been the reason it was empty (ppl were running around spending under $10 for lunch).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "l9BVZqg2hp1oyFgXpRtWlw", "date": "2008-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uil879RXLgldHD9BDNf3tQ", "text": "I have to agree with my brother Kaveh that this place is fantastic authentic Persian food. Both of my parents were born and raised in Iran and claim this is the best Persian food they have had outside of the homeland (and outside of mom's kitchen!). \n\nReasonable prices, generous portions, excellent flavors, warm atmosphere, and good service make this a good place for dates, family outings, or just a change of pace. \n\nI took a pair of American friends here two months ago and since then they have been back at least 5 times, and brought their parents too. \n\nThis place is the real deal when it comes to Persian food. For the more plain eater, stick to the Koobideh (ground beef) or Joojeh (chicken) Kabobs. For the more adventurous, try one of the Khoresh (meaty sauce) items. \n\nAnd for those with TRUE Persian roots, get yourself a raw egg yolk in your rice and a Dough (Yoghurt Soda) on the side.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SWL3gYpSvV78La8DG2L3jw", "date": "2008-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "dL445KGsAf0JwllWK4XlWg", "text": "Decided to eat in Berkeley with my friend over the weekend when it was raining like crazy so we decided to take refuge at a restaurant.\n\nGheymeh Bodemjan. Chickpeas, Eggplants and Beef with a Saffron Rice. It was alright, but even better as leftovers the next day when all the spices soaked into everything. It kind of reminded me of this Chinese dish with soybeans and pork that my grandma used to make, so that might be why it was tolerable for me, it wasn't too impressive though.\n\nOkay food, but I do think the one in Walnut Creek might be better. \n\nSee photos of food, http://potbellypanda.tumblr.com", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dHLL7SVGJw5uM6IEp_wb4Q", "date": "2010-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "yquAI3pluC7KFiPtNHY3qQ", "text": "Had dinner with a friend after a movie.   As others have noted, the   eggplant appetizer is wonderful.  Shared a combination plate with chicken, ground beef and filet kabobs and per the waiter's instructions added the sumac spice to the meat which made it even better.  Asked for the meat medium rare, got medium well, but still v. tasty.  We were served plates with about 2 tons of basmati rice to go with the kabobs .   As appears to be common, only vegetable was a whole grilled tomato for each of us.  Service was good.  This is a place that I have to introduce Toni to as she will enjoy it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ItPx1Yp4ySzfoq6zHm9_hg", "date": "2008-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "EIey6uSH87C0hu5iwcEgdg", "text": "I was talking smack this past Saturday how Cal was going to put the hurt on UCLA.......oh well!  ON our way back to BART I got hungry and I spied ALborz and I remembered that name from my Fremont days!  Ahhhh good persian food, I got my lamb fix and don't remember what the UCLA fan had. A little wine helped ease my pain.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AFVGx2ke2XNdzjt9sX2kYA", "date": "2009-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "_MPdY31dYLda_8SgDwMymQ", "text": "why? why must my children act like such little snot-nosed heathens at Alborz? It bums me out to no end because I love gettin' my kebab on here. \n\nThis is one of the few places where I eat white rice with relish. Actually I eat it with a big piece of onion and roasted tomato.  It's always perfectly cooked with the little scattering of saffron rice over the top. \n\nWhich do I love more - the filet mignon or the lamb? I don't know, just get the hell away from my plate. \n\nThe food is actually great for kids and adults, but according to my daughter, she acts badly here because it seems \"too much like a grown up place.\" \n\nGet it? Leave the kids at home.  Order your kebab bloody enough for sacrifice. Bring them a doggy bag if you feel like it.  Enjoy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BXIKnrmyL67A4C5nN2FbNg", "date": "2008-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Xh7zdqkzftuqhhMqwVTULQ", "text": "Very mediocre. Rounding up from 2.5 stars to 3 because the location is nice.\n\nFood is mediocre:\n-joojeh kabob was eh\n-rice was good, not great\n-perhaps the most disappointing was the somac had no flavor, and was practically pink! what the hell is that?\n\nService, also mediocre. We were waited on by about 3 different people, and had to wave people down any time we needed something.\n\nBut, the meal ended on a good note, as the zoolbia was delicious. I wouldn't go back - especially not when Bongo Burger is right next door.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6JeTO9iBoblsgaH47biypA", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "1lwSyPl6tZ8jcr7zW0op7g", "text": "If you've never had Persian food, you should mos def try it. \n\nI grew up eating Persian food & the only place that truly gets 5 stars is my Mom's cooking--wha? don't YOU think your mom makes the best food?\n\nThis place is good. Their Cheloh Kabob [ground beef fire roasted] is pretty good. I think they have the spices in a nice combination. Their Fesenjoon [ground walnuts with pomegranate] leaves much to be desired. It was a little on the watery side. And their Ghormeh Sabzi [lots of greens over rice] was pretty good too. \n\nI ordered a Zulubiyah [sweet sugary yumminess] for dessert, but it tasted a little stale. \n\nI think this place really deserves a 3.5, but I'll round it up to 4 for ambiance & the fact that they *are* authentic & don't make fun of me when I speak in Farsi.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e4basUm00KXEG6m-9VVweg", "date": "2008-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 10, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Nsq1anmtl2yUPUBgVR019A", "text": "The husband suggested to a friend of ours to eat dinner with us here. When the food arrived I was seriously embarassed, especially given the steep prices. Alborz commands the highest prices I've seen in the Bay Area for Persian food ($18-$20 entrees). And the entrees weren't nearly as good as Pomegranate and Shalizaar which charge $5 less per entree.\n\nMy Persian Rankings\n\n1. Khayyam's - Albany (the master - now closed - against which all Persian restaurants will forever be judged)\n2. Pomegranate - Berkeley, Walnut Creek, Concord (great barg and joojeh kabob with zereshk polo; pomegranate chicken is good but sweet taste can be cloying)\n3. Shalizaar - Belmont (I've only been to the old San Mateo location)\n4. House of Kabobs - Sunnyvale\n5. Chelokababi - Sunnyvale\n6. Yas - San Jose (really impressive selection of polos - but other food is just OK)\n7. Afghan Persian Kabob - Sunnyvale\n8. Leila - San Francisco\n9. Kabob House Halal - Santa Clara\n10. Rose Market - Mountain View\n11. ALBORZ - Berkeley\n12. Bijan - Fremont (food too oily, and stews either too sweet or too ketchup-y)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2008-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XJ4kQ8MUszVoyYF4ynL6DQ", "text": "I grew up on this food so I'd say I have a good palate for it.\n\nAlborz being where it is (i.e. the very Persian-deprived upper bay area), there's a lot of pressure on them to represent their cuisine well.  And they do.  There is certainly better Persian food in SoCal and even in San Jose, but up here Alborz is the only place of its kind - i.e. legitimately Persian in a nice sit-down environment.  And I'm just really happy that my sole option happens to be a totally viable one.\n\nThey do everything right - at least everything that one should expect a Persian restaurant to do right.  I noticed one of the negative reviews citing a shrimp cocktail and a hummus plate.  These are NOT things to order here.  I think it's safe to say as a blanket statement that Persian hummus is crap; it's not really a staple of their culture as it is in Arab countries and generally it just marks a Persian restaurant's attempt to reach a bigger audience.  And do I even have to explain about the shrimp cocktail?  Perhaps this person understood they weren't ordering something Persian, but let me just drop in one of my insights about the cuisine in general.  \n\nPersian food's beauty is in its earthiness... not oceaniness.  The paragon of Persian dishes would be something like a gamey, fatty lamb shank stewed in parsley and cilantro and onion.  You dig?  The seafood values of subtlety, freshness, and sterility just don't fit in with that aesthetic. \n\nOnto what is good.  They do all the stews right, and the stews are the real representatives of Persian food.  If you're new to it and want to get a quick picture of the uniqueness of the cuisine, try the ghorme sabzi - a stew in which various herbs comprise most of the volume.  These stews are all very complex and very precise in their recipes, so generally the only degrees of quality are right and wrong.  You either achieve the target taste or you don't - and Alborz does.\n\nAnd finally the kebabs.  While these aren't the best I've had, I consider them very important to Berkeley's and the bay's kabob education.  In other reviews of local middle eastern places, I've complained about the meat being inferior to restaurants in other cities.  Well in case you are one of my three or four avid readers and have been anxious to know what good ground meat tastes like, I can direct you to Alborz.  Order a kubideh plate (either chicken or beef; both have their strengths) and behold.  There are no words more appropriate than juicy and flavorful.  Like the animal drank sauce all its life instead of water.\n\nAlborz fully deserves five stars insofar as it stays in here the bay area.  But if you're from somewhere else and already know your stuff, don't weigh it against what you've had before.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nTtPQ4-wBLQuY_c_UJNVNg", "date": "2007-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "sWGTuLSyIgSZecrQa2q5SA", "text": "This is a fancy restaurant that serves Persian cuisine and be prepared to pay for the ambiance! It is nice that they have cloth napkins, tall wine glasses, wood paneling, and other many embellishments, but the food is no much better than what you can get at any other hole in the wall. Dinner was not very busy at all and I never see many people here for lunch when I pass by.\n\nThe rice is buttery, but the shwarmas were salty, especially the lamb. However, the muskiness of the lamb was masked by lots of savory herbs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 12, "funny": 11}, "review_id": "poeJKtRwVxxaIWer7r121Q", "text": "I'm gonna let you in on a little secret because I like you.\n\nI know it may seem like Persians are really nice, hospitable and good natured people, but they're sketchy as hell.\n\nHold on, relax, settle down. Don't think I don't see your cultural sensitiveitometer jumping off the charts. It's ok, I'm one of them.\n\n I know, our media is painting Iran out as evil hatemongers. And I know, this is a new kind of war with an enemy who's face we can't see. I've heard it all just like you.\n\nBut I'm here to tell you that Persians will take your money and leave you unsatisfied. They will fool you with copious amounts of rice and sprinkle it with more saffron than your white ass ever knew existed, all used to mask the fact the meat they use in their kebab is of dubious quality. \n\nAnd finally they will present you with a bill that seems pricier than you expected. Do the math. Make sure it's correct. I'm just saying..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "63SQPROZ48xwGUb2LloFQA", "date": "2007-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 10, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "rkGjJVmJtM-y-gJDr7-6NQ", "text": "After seeing so many glowing reviews on yelp, I came here for dinner eager to get reacquainted with Persian cuisine. The ambiance was quite elaborate with white table cloths, beautiful large windows, and the sparkly clean layout was nothing short of extravagance. I was there as their first dinner customer and conveniently asked the lone server about their lamb kabob.  After I was told that the lunch item would come at the cost of dinner ($20+), I decided on their chicken kebob with basmati rice mixed with raisins, almond, orange peels, saffron, and pistachio. \n\nThe basket of warm lavosh was a welcoming sight but the side dish of half cut onion was not enough to intrigue.  Portions were large with the chicken flavorful but slightly dry.  I thought the basmati was rich and delicious, but the hint of white raisin was not enough to counterbalance the dominance of orange peels. Despite this, I enjoyed the use of saffron as the permeating flagrance was a delightful anchor.\n\nService was very attentive and friendly considering the crowd was slow to trickle in. The meal was not worth the value at $21.35 since I'm able to get it in Westwood for better and cheaper. 3 stars for the decent experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0juzbrgcLHqobdK-OZAyiw", "date": "2009-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 12, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "4Q-I6_lnihVXDcY1JQLQ7w", "text": "It seems like you win some, and you lose some here. It depends on when you go. \n\nAccording to the City of Berkeley's Environmental Health Food Facilities Violation Alborz is definitely still violating some major codes, including \"Contaminated Equipment\" (see: http://www.ci.berkeley.ca.us/environmentalhealth/inspections.asp and search: Alborz), so I can definitely understand why some would get food poisoning there.\n\nHaving said that, luckily I was one of the people who didn't. Although we came when they were relatively slow no one approached us or even handed us menus/water for a good 30 minutes, until we got up to get the menus ourselves. \n\nThey serve you sangak with sumac and raw onions as a free appetizer, which is nice, and we ordered lamb kabobs, shish kabobs, and chicken koobideh. Pretty pricey towards the end of the meal, as the portions were on the small side.\n\nThe food is good, but now I'm scared of getting sick so I probably won't be heading back...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fUMUan5Wlmbazd-OOnRwjg", "date": "2011-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 3, "funny": 11}, "review_id": "GcSMivnNYRwrLGx2lsMBuA", "text": "we broke up.\n\nhere's what i really think.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2009-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 7, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "ES3Bu3qtJ4YRYvd1RxOrjw", "text": "A friend of mine has been dying to take us to a Middle Eastern restaurant and try some Persian food, so on one of our guys night out he was going to take us to Alborz. I was really excited to try it out since I've never had Persian food before. Disclaimer: this is a ROOKIE REVIEW ALERT.\n\nAs we went to Alborz this last Friday for dinner the food definitely did not disappoint. We ordered the Koobideh, it came with two skewers, so we asked if we can have one of each, the ground beef and the chicken. It was absolutely DELICIOUS!!! Getting one of each was a great idea because switching up the flavors between each bite made the meal much more interesting. Also try the Somagh (the spice that comes with your meal) on your skewer and the rice to add more flavor. The plate also came with Saffron Rice and salad. To round it off, a bottle of Shiraz completes a great meal.\n\nIt was a very interesting first experience. I'll definitely be coming back to try out more from their menu. (Any suggestions are greatly appreciated.)\n\nThe location is also very nice. It's directly across from a parking lot, so the parking was very easy. The whole setting has that elegant Berkeley feel to it. It a great place to take a date. So why the heck am I here with a bunch of guys!!!\n\nOh well. NU-SHEH-JON!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NRRz3KbCSfDtiarsMmJ8Dw", "date": "2010-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "HXni0_SFPT1jAoH-Sm78Jg", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 9, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "_kD4fCmEgfqQqWRlyIzkYg", "text": "Mary and I had lunch here today after hearing good things about it from Alan as well as El H. and Kelly B.  It's a large, bright, attractive space w/ an oversize front door.  We had a table for two by the window.  The sidewalk outside is broad enough to hold several tables w/ chairs near the restaurant and several large planters in a line near the street while still accommodating pedestrians w/o making them feel at all crowded.  It was an attractive view.  Warm Persian flatbread was served w/ pats of butter to tide us over until lunch arrived.   I ordered baked chicken served w/ rice flavored w/ saffron and dried barberries.  The chicken was meltingly tender, easily pulled off the bone to mix w/ the rice.  Mary had a stew w/ eggplant.  We both had good strong Persian tea.  Service was friendly and attentive.  It was a comfortable place to linger and talk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UXbCcmkYGl3DH_Py5UOtbQ", "date": "2008-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ipgnAjJ5TUBWGmGxxzoiGQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3-jtF9hUhELYh4vM5Q8BTg", "text": "This is one of your beter bets for eating on the UC Berkeley campus.  The Reyes family runs this little taqueria in the  Bear's Lair just off Sproul Plaza.  \r\nThe staff are all Reyes family members, they are very nice and make pretty good food.  The aqua frescas are very good and they stock Mexican cokes (in a glass bottle) in their cooler.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XPOx-mCubVGQ1rRknztFtw", "date": "2005-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ipgnAjJ5TUBWGmGxxzoiGQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CB25qoDV7zM9bIN6h84Ihg", "text": "Decent mexican food. Their carnitas were okay but not really anything special. They don't give you a ton of meat, but it's kinda sorta enough, I could have definitely used more.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2011-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ipgnAjJ5TUBWGmGxxzoiGQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TzQTzCU1ZSoFN_89RRaFeg", "text": "Great place to get a burrito when you're on campus or looking for a place for a quick lunch, so much better than La Burrita in terms of taste however they don't stay open as late as La Burrita because of their location in the Bear's Lair.\n\nI'm a big fan of this place. Their refried beans are excellent, the rice is good but it has vegetables in it which I pick out but would prefer if they weren't there to begin with (personal preference).   \n\nThey're really fast, even when the line looks ridiculously long during lunch; I don't think I've waited much more than 5 minutes to get to the front of the line.  Finding a place to sit in the Bear's Lair at lunchtime can be difficult, but usually not impossible; it's also quick and easy to pick something up on your way home. The price is good too - I get a burrito, side of rice and a drink for under $6.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SFvj8qT41PnUTsYeCom40Q", "date": "2010-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0QE6E5ZBpJKp1JgEbURuvg", "text": "Literally as good as it gets! I have NEVER had a better falafel... and the price is right. Very fresh ingredients made daily and from local organic produce and \"Haal grade a\" meat. I've been a loyal customer since 1999 when I first moved to the bay and was shown this AMAZING establishment. THANKS SUNRISE DELI!!! ALWAYS ON POINT!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OyaTX1gtCWN9BAjx77fB4A", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Zy4gOZCVC7v4OkZ9OszAg", "text": "not bad, probably the best so close to campus\nthe falafels are wonderful, fresh, hot and amazingly delish\nthe prices are good\nthe owners are nice\nthe pickles are great too\nim a vege so i cant say anything about their meat dishes, but they smell good! hahaha", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2009-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2AuAojvLK9qufsTxn9KxIQ", "text": "Went back here the other day and got the regular falafel (4.99). Really delicious, cheap, and filling! It consisted of four huge falafels divided between two halves of a pita bread with pickled red cabbage, lettuce, and a really nice creamy hummus spread. The falafels were perfectly crunchy and meaty in taste and texture... I've been eating a lot of Falala-fels which are ultra tasty but they just don't have sunrise deli's texture. \n\nI also noticed that they've started wearing gloves when handling my falafels =D.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ttj_3flZx1W6oYhzhZb8RQ", "date": "2011-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3JJ0mI1Jq5RWlRy-MzDskg", "text": "The food here is fantastic! \n\nThe dolma and the falafel cannot be beat! Everyday the falafel comes freshly fried to oily perfection. Put it in a sandwich, and the falafel is unstoppable. The side dishes all taste very fresh and healthy. My recommendation for first-time customers: the falafels sandwich with dolma on the side.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fsKutnkysuKsRxyNghLBXw", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3nG6zFGARo4xVNX18IhDdw", "text": "$4.50 for fresh falafal on pita with fixings. Perfectly done.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ouME1fH3ErmN01ia7LxFQ", "text": "How can something so delicious be so cheap?! This place is the best discovery I've made.  The Falafel here is really good, but the tahini sauce is just heaven. I always get the Falafel wrap - it's extremely affordable and very satisfying.  I'm so in love with this place : )", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5teP7NolEN9fMLR-xBC3KA", "text": "I think the food at Sunrise Deli is quite good, especially considering the price.  Yesterday I was having sort of a potluck picnic with some fellow students and purchased 6 falafel, babaganoush, pita and quite a bit of tabouli  for about $9.  (Sometimes almost what I pay for a stupid factory sandwich and chips at Cal.)  I think I like the falafel from the Hummingbird Cafe just a tad (just) better, but it's pretty darn good here--not strong, greasy or burnt.  The babaganoush has sort of a smoky taste that's really out of this world, imo.  Like some of the other reviewers, I'd suggest going when this place is not busy because it's very small.  I'd give this place 5 stars except I always feel a slightly strange vibe ordering here; the owner/help just needs to be a little more customer friendly.  I never get a receipt either--it's never been a problem, but I wonder whether during a rush it could be.  I recommend the vegetarian plate (small).  It's a good, relatively healthy and cheap lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w0TT5-XRHvy18tgl2hLwWw", "date": "2008-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Ssr502joyhbt5FMVh6o7g", "text": "Great tasting and affordable Mediterranean food. You can get a dozen falafels for under $5, a feta cheese triangle for under $3, some turkish delight and some baklava (baklava is kind of expensive here). The wraps here are delicious and when I order them they fry the falafels in front of me so they're nice and hot! This is a great stop for great, tasty food on the go. Sometimes I get a server who's less than friendly though - can use an improvement on customer service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S-LLxAbN1S6z-FalqNPgfg", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8HvXuJPJaCpZRcDQ_8ePdw", "text": "It's not the best falafel in the bay area, but it's the best falafel I've had in Berkeley.  \n\nI seriously have random cravings for falafel at least once a week, and with their cheap prices: about $4 for a dozen (if I remember correctly), I can get my falafel fix any time I want!  \n\nI got their Falafel sandwich with avocado.  I don't think it's worth it to pay more than a dollar extra for some damn avocado because you're not eating a falafel sandwich for avocado, you're eating it because of the falafel and pita!  \n\nTheir veggie platter was pretty gross and pretty small.  WTH I swear the plate was only a little bigger than my hand with my fingers stretched out.  This place is so close to campus that it doesn't make sense for it to have such small portions for the veggie platters.  College students are HUNGRY and poor!  \n\nYeah, just go for the falafel.  The staff kind of creeps me out though...  They stare at you while you eat, but I suppose they don't have much else to look at since the counter is two feet away from the tables.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2008-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9qPlp0t6_mVRxDq0XWVotg", "text": "The falafel was great! Get the avocado falafel, I always recommend this to friends whenever they go for their first time. However, I would not recommend Shawarma because 1) it is impossible to pronounce, and 2) the wrap falls apart really easily so you end up eating it with a fork which is pointless\n\nThe staff is friendly, service is quick, and it's in a convenient location. I highly recommend this place to visitors and students.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2010-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-9SoHrhiiUVmx6-MkyR4RA", "text": "good food but damn r they mean there ...they must all hate there lives they had such a big attitude that i almost ended up knocking out the mexican with the long hair ..... i give there business another 1 or 2 semesters before they go down im almost 100 %  sure there gonnna go  out of business", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1gY-ZqgqMinh0ZkDXusZXg", "date": "2009-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "awDPaj-pBnrhz-JEgQM3rw", "text": "Decent falafel, mediocre wraps. The pita bread (?) is thin and not very flavorful. Maybe I'm just bitter because the one time I bought the most expensive falafel wrap, the potatoes were way undercooked. (I've had the less expensive one several times.)\n\n2.5 stars. Hummingbird Cafe has much better falafel and wraps.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "V1IiWOeVx5oQzhMF7yxtQg", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b0hHgIKxXfl7wJoOrkX0lQ", "text": "$1.85 for 3 dolmas and 3 falafel. Amazing. Delicious. This was the best falafel I've had in a long time.\n\nVery friendly family behind the counter. I look forward to hanging around for a big lunch sometime.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2tjjgNQRFZzjv9eTf0pq4w", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B-g-VrXkgAManv2Qlz4OwA", "text": "Four stars for the food - yummy chicken kebabs with a great rice/lentil side.  Minus a star for a bunch of minor inconveniences, like not being able to get exactly the right combination of mains and sides, spending 10 bucks on lunch, waiting 10 minutes for said lunch, and the cucumbers in my cucumber and tomato salad being kind of mushy.  But it's a great change from the smart alecs - hummingbird - stuffed inn triangle I've been stuck in recently.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2007-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bh7t_tNBb2xmApRA0DsNFA", "text": "Go here for: half dozen felafels. It's not the most amazing falafels ever, but for ~2.75 + tax, it is priced right and near campus that it is a really convenient snack to grab on your way to class.\n\nI usually only get felafels because I find most middle eastern food overpriced, but review for the felafel: It tends to be too dry, especially the outside. I appreciate that it's crispy but it can go down a little hard because it is too dry. I would compare it to eating undercooked rice. So taste, is okay, but it's too dry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c0l0S4drLX3N7P4KAMOzoA", "text": "My review is based on variations of the lamb shawarma that i got. Definitely get your shawarma with lavash. The first time I got it was on pita which is the default bread they will use if you just order and say you want a shawarma. The first time i had it, it was messy and very difficult to eat. Ordering it with lavash was the complete opposite.The consistency from start to finish made me ask for more. This will be a regular stop for me this Summer that's for sure.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Sl5wyHhBs0Ji5UlmSLCwFw", "date": "2010-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CYBSeoG3wjbM_G1cI0Rinw", "text": "I came here for a lunchtime chicken shawerma. \nThere were 3 staff and only 1 guy working - the phone rings and the guy working 7 orders ends up having to answer the phone as well... not particularly efficient - or hygenic. \n\nThe shawerma was quite oily and not warm. Overall the salad and chicken was ok, but I have definitely had many better than this one. Not the cheapest place for equivalent or better around here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DyfMZ6R1rEb2mLezmtIebg", "text": "Best Falafel ever!\n\nseriously. There's quite a few falafel places in Berkeley and so far, none can compare. Sunrise deli offers fair-priced food. But I usually only come for the falafels. but MAN, are they good.\n\nI have class at night that starts at 6:30 so I like to come to here, order my falafel and eat as I walk to class. NOMs. The most delicious falafel and such yummy pita bread too! The people who work here are super nice and that's ALWAYS a plus for me. \n\nI was so happy to find out that they now have a Food truck at Off the Grid. Now I can still get falafel at Off the Grid!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Kzt-S71oKmRLuydIQcVacQ", "date": "2012-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eXMpgEdGMdQO09QkArP9-w", "text": "Avacado Falafel pita and a smoking warning.\nThe falafel--still warm inside from the falafel balls, but with the cool avacado, tomato, shredded cabbage, and tahini and humous. This is superior to any I've ever had, with just the right amount of filling in the pita-- not too much so it comes splooging out like others. Also got the Turkish Delight (described by another reviewer as \"baklava\")--walnut and pistachio-- the former is outstanding, the latter is flavorless--these come in huge squares. The only downside to this experience was that the woman cashier, who was friendly and well-spoken, took a smoking break in the back of the store! We hurried out--fortunately we were almost done eating!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3VEZWNKnan3qw9IkEZ_Zlw", "date": "2008-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F_06jf35z7vObaJLrnABNw", "text": "The inverse relationship between proximity to campus and quality has been imploded. The vegetarian plate! The crispy falafel balls! The stuffed grape leaves! I always almost order the avocado falafel sandwich and decide it's too decadent. Maybe today.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZZ8XF4UOwaUnmgp_dnkRGA", "date": "2010-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fbXphKMa0QoS5UmrT6B0wg", "text": "Best. Falafel. Ever.\n\nHalf the time I walk by, it's closed. Terrible hours.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yX03fcltvA-gGmQ19_lkqg", "date": "2011-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FTnhowjm1rtmOI__xd2V3A", "text": "\"The best falafel in town\" sign posted outside does not lie, this is indeed the best falafel I've had so far.  I split an avocado falafel with my sister and was in falafel heaven.  They seemed to skimp a little on the avocado but that was my only complaint.\n\nAfter I finished my half I was seriously contemplating getting just falafels to go.\n\nSuper affordable prices too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "D2b4DENpkezsw90fC2vWdw", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gqE3qZqGSrmstJIDqQwUJQ", "text": "Had the lamb shwarma, and the meat is very bitter, tastes like its been doused in sour milk.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uYZ7uToHaPznNbwaMI3ZMg", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hkmphoroSJ7Hqcpt39lLEQ", "text": "super falafel is on point.\nregular falafel is my favorite though, cheap and good. never knew falafels could taste soo good.\n\nfood 5 stars, bitchy lady at the counter made me deduct a point.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zbeGNBbuCO8nYyAK7LyQ0w", "date": "2009-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ia0TlQh_MtOHqJjvNV2OxA", "text": "They weren't lying when they said they have the best falafel in town. I have had such bad experiences with falafel that when my friend dragged me here to try their falafel, I was less than enthused to do so. But then I took a bite of their piping hot nuggets of chick pea delight, and I was hooked. Seriously though, I have to stop stopping by their place and buying their half-dozen falafel bags for $2.00 at least once a week. And the fact that I normally hate chick peas but I LOVE this concoction is saying something.\nBesides their awesome falafel...oh heck...that's all I come for! I'm pretty sure they have other great dishes, but for me it's all falafel all the time!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Bv9C6zi0qmBXfJkO42iRAA", "date": "2009-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "icEZqA1nr-TpmETA5eOktw", "text": "YUMM! I used to hate falafel, but... after sharing the veggie plate here (hummus, babaghanouj, tabouli, salad, pita bread, 2 dolmas, 2 falafels) and 1/2 dozen falafels [which totalled to $10 or so] with my buddy...  my whole view has changed!\n\n * suggestion? - prob. go when the store is a little busier/ SOME people there, since, then the falafels will prob. be made fresh and WARM. We were the only ones there today when we went, and... the falafels were not that warm - delicious nonetheless, but... I kind of craved something warm on these recent typical rainy Berkeley days!\n\n* ALSO-  definitely try the avocado falafel!! Taste was SO GOOD - reminded me of the fish tacos I used to get back home in LA (Senor FISH!) - plus, healthier, so... woopee!\n\nwill def. go back! hopefully it'll be open, though? it supposedly is open from 10am-9pm from mon-sat, but... it's sometimes closed by 6pm?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J2k0yBlFoo-IUlmnz4hFvg", "date": "2008-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IdVAVoTsVrUATa5babQwYQ", "text": "This place has the best falafel! I got the veg. plate and it came with so much stuff. Cheap, too. I only wish there was more falafel. Next time I'll get one of the sandwiches.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q9NM8_ExzpkoxskbKRvcDg", "date": "2009-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iKaJH1HK68KZGL2XDCr5sg", "text": "Okay, so I haven't tried all the dishes, but I LOVE the veggie plate!!  The BEST falafel I've tried, for sure.  The yummy smell from the sidewalk drew me in!  And the tomatoes and cucumbers in the salad were so fresh and tasty!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "piMwIxvbJBg7YYHMWW0Q5g", "date": "2012-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IXNhdSYJyLFFZF57_MIZxA", "text": "A couple of weeks ago, I met up with a friend for lunch between classes.  We didn't have much time so we stuck to the eateries near campus.  We decided on Sunrise Deli right across from Lower Sproul.  Sunrise Deli has the self proclaimed \"best falafel in town.\"  I have had Sunrise Deli's falafel before and didn't think it was very memorable, but truthfully, I'm not a big falafel fan.\n\nMy friend got the Veggie Combo plate which included Tabouli, Babaghanuj, Hummus, Tahini, Tomato and Cucumber Salad, Falafel, Dolma, and Pita Bread.  The plate looked fresh and colorful.  My friend doesn't like domla so I ate it and it was tasty!  Although, as my friend commented, the whole plate kinda blended into a big glop by the time you are 1/2 way through eating it.\n\nI can't say I was quite as happy with my own Lamb Shawarma.  I like my meat at least a couple of degrees higher than the normal room temp, and this lamb was quite cold.  Furthermore, the lamb itself wasn't very flavorful.  The veggies were so so and the the pita bread got hard too quickly.\n\nLuckily, Sunrise Deli redeem itself a bit with the falafel. This side order is half a dozen falafel for about 2 bucks! A steal. Like I said before, I'm not really into falafel (always found them too dry) but these were quite scrumptious. Crispy on the outside and warm on the inside. I think I would like them even better if I ate them with pita bread or rice because I thought they were a tad salty but still quite good!\n\nI'll definitely come back to grab some falafel to snack on the next time I'm rushing to class.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rENTsnq1RPwTlNNpzCD0Hw", "date": "2009-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J0bNAYPv8pKdXyh0n0Q-CA", "text": "Super delicious falafels.  I love the avocado falafel.  So crunchy and warm and delicious.  Mmmm.  I had never been interested in trying a falafel before coming to Berkeley.  But when I just so happened to get a full falafel sample from an employee handing out some that were freshly made, I thought \"Eh, what the heck.  I'm hungry.  It's free.  Smells good.  I'll give it a go.\"  Needless to say, one bite and I was an immediate fan.  \n\nThere is limited seating and service is a tad bit slow but friendly.  Other than that, Sunrise Deli is a great falafel place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PRys9cwafodOKmrgpupP_Q", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kctj047gORRv7DBTe9Tjcw", "text": "I hate falafel. I've always hated it.\n\n....Until I had it here. zOMG.... They have the right to put \"best falafel in down\" on the sign.\n\n(I still hate it, unless it's from here!)\n\n...and it's amazingly cheap. Half a dozen for 3 bucks (of course prices may have changed);  if you've already got a canteen of water on you, you've got a nice & filling portable meal!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0i1z0_K9_2PMWIISzgg-fw", "date": "2009-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kTd0wkQ0UzrCgURHlGB5UA", "text": "A great place! For five bucks, you can load up on the veggie plate with all kinds of delights.\n\nI'm not sure if I can even remember all of them: rice/lentil salad, babaganoush, hummus, grape leaf wrap, onions, pickles, olives, pita bread...\n\nDelicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_OGvAo_TAVNMCO84PT-WNQ", "date": "2010-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kwumgtZebZoMwaRgmqnDVQ", "text": "Oh man I've been eating here for the past week because my coworkers decided to all have their lunch evaluations happen here. STILL AS GOOD AS I REMEMBAR.\n\nWhile the super falafel is still my favorite, I've gotten more accustomed to the large veggie plate with babaghanouj, hummus, dolmas, salads, etcetc. if you wanna just have a large spread of food.\n\nFalafels as good as evarrrrr. EAT IT UP!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2009-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KxQj-6dE_MLUlp_c7CoDdA", "text": "Second best Falafel in berkeley, first priz goes to Dyar, about 2 blocks away. Still, I go to Sunrise fairly often, which goes to show how good it is, even when I am faced with the better falafel nearby, I still come here because it is quite excellent. Cafe Sophia has great falafel too, but it is in Albany, several miles away.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dlEpzrc7c0YJF90MWToqtQ", "date": "2009-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KyIfDkr1ozQGutUwXeXDbw", "text": "$2.00 flat for half a dozen falafels? COUNT. ME. IN.\n\nI've never had a problem with stale or old falafels from sunrise deli, they always make it fresh for me, right out of the fryer. Om nom nom. \n\nI love the veggie plate (I usually get a small and that's definitely enough to keep me full with a good bottle of ice cold water) that comes with hummus (garbanzo bean mush), babaghanouj (eggplant mush), rice and lentils and a green salad mush PLUS one falafel and one dolma.\n\nSounds like a lot right? \n\nSuper falafel is also fantastic - really big and they toast it in the oven for you. \n\nThe chicken shwarma is moist, fillin and.. quite frankly - messy as any kind of finger food could get. \n\nThumbs up from me. I wind up taking out the half dozen falafels a little TOO often..  Straight into my BELLY.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2009-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ldhq01hU4KcEPwYxZrXGAQ", "text": "I get an avocado falafel sandwich once a week. \n\nTheir falafels are awesome here. They individually wrap each part of the pita that is full of yummy fried bean balls, tahini, avocado, tomato, lettuce, and a bit of tabbouleh. Add some cock sauce and it's so good. I have only had this to go, and I bet it's even better eaten right away. I've had a pistachio baklava here and that's good too. \n\nWhy not 5 stars? The lady at the front is kind of a bitch. Very nonchalant, and a bit pissy. I've been here 6 times or so, and she has the same flippant attitude with each customer. Clearly it doesn't keep me away, though.\n\nI came by here on a Monday night around 8:15, and they were closed. I'm not sure what time they usually close, as their hours are not advertised, but it doesn't seem as though they stay open until 9pm.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H-RlZ0bPhg3dmTEOOsLJMg", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mFQKtfW05kq7dgL5FASuqw", "text": "Meh. The falafels themselves are good, but that's where it stops.\n\nI had a regular falafel sandwich and a side of baba ghanoush.\n\nThe sandwich was in a pita, not in a lavash wrap, and it was cold - even the falafel was chilled. \n\nThe BG was passable but nothing spectacular. The side of BG was $3.49 - with no bread. \n\nThere are a couple other Mediterranean places in walking distance of campus that I think do their falafel sandwiches much better, IMHO. Also, I prefer grilled lavash bread to cold pita. \n\nI'll admit that the Tabouli looked really fresh. Next time, I might stop by for some falafels (not sandwich) and tabouli.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "r1R0KDd5MYl_zGfMv9plxg", "date": "2011-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mSz1cbOdEvtV1OEtm_hjpg", "text": "Great Mediterranean food, good prices, and friendly staff. The seating is a little cramped, but no biggie because the food is so good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IL2yTm7zGmsTF4iKVSZ0ug", "date": "2009-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mtLpuf07gwBcFJIHuBKZUA", "text": "Much better than Maoz too imo.\n\nI had the chicken swarma plate with greek salad and falafel and it was simply delicious. A little bit on the pricey side for a deli but you get what you pay for!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "80c-iTn8XdxuTdCQ6L_fpA", "date": "2010-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mYrEs0kCFucBjYapWnXLxw", "text": "This shick is on point!\n\nI ordered the super falafel sandwich, which comes with a lavish bread wrap, falafel, hummus, potato, eggplant jaunt, tahiti sauce, lettuce, and tomato. I highly recommend it!\n\nThis falafel is the best falafel in Berkeley, as far as I am concerned. My life is dedicated to the pursuit of the world's best falafel, and this place is in my top seven! The best falafel is located in New York City for all of you \"falaphiles.\"\n\nThe super falafel sandwich costs 7 dollars and 6 cents.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RzfYW15KepJZqPjlnazlNg", "date": "2012-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N8ayQ9Aayg2Yaf7ppbw9qw", "text": "ew. \n\nand the woman was a snot.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2007-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NQ-LNtCwuqljVrjOJsOLSw", "text": "Since this palce opened, its been my favorite place to get a falafel.\n\nI highly suggest getting the hummus plates or the AVOCADO FALAFEL!  SOOO GOOD.\n\nThis is more of a take out place since they have limited space and not very much room for seating.  I think the maximum people they can seat inside is 10.  So it's not suggested for groups but for a good quick bite to go.\n\nThe prices are pretty cheap, the food really good, the size pretty good, and the service not that bad.\n\nIf you are looking for some good middle eastern food near campus, Sunrise Deli is where its at.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2009-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NSgLJu9ADZ7YokFucSyzVw", "text": "Best falafel in Berkeley, definitely!  This is a tiny hole-in-the-wall restaurant across the street from campus, which seats maybe six people, and is not always open when I want it to be.  But it gets 5 stars for the quality of the food alone.\n\nI'm a big fan of the \"Super-Falafel,\" which includes all sorts of other stuff like veggies and potatoes to make a sort of Mediterranean burrito.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ytsad3K9QIEb-okZ6EZoaw", "date": "2010-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nziAlCxepJrK0ujBHynlpg", "text": "I really love the food here. I would recommend the shwarma wraps and plates over hummus. I tried the shwarma sandwich in pita but it was not enough for an entire meal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xw169Oj-TXmIMligYWS7pA", "date": "2011-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-OE5pVHPfh4SYuZpf6hgLQ", "text": "Definitely the best Middle Eastern food in the immediate campus area. I've had the falafel sandwich, which is scrumptious--the falafels are wonderfully crispy on the outside and soft and warm on the inside--and also a lavash wrap, which was not as tasty, disappointingly. Stick to the falafel! I would like to think that I know good falafel, having been to Israel; the same entree here can never compete, simply because it's so much more pricey and unnecessarily \"gourmet,\" while it has street food status in Israel (where they also put fries in your sandwich!) But Sunrise Deli offers a satisfying meal for a competitive price. I can't imagine why students would choose fast/chain food when this lovely little eatery is in the vicinity. A few weeks ago I commenced to drool when I encountered the wonderfully savory smell of falafels cooking early in the morning while walking up Bancroft to class.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OKroDNdeIuc15l5DppAVkg", "text": "Hands down, my favorite falafel place in the world. There are more falafel spots popping up near campus, but I'm still a loyal fan of Sunrise Deli. \n\nMy first falafel experience was disappointing; dry, crumbly, and weirdly spiced. Not how I'd imagine a delicious ball of fried garbanzo beans to taste :( I stayed away from falafel for years, but upon taking a reluctant bite of my friend's Sunrise Deli falafel sandwich, that experience has been more than redeemed. \n\nI've tried falafel sandwiches elsewhere, but this is still my favorite. Crispy on the outside, tender and perfectly seasoned on the interior, encased in thin pita bread and accompanied by a generous smattering of vegetables... this is as good as it gets. Sunrise Deli, please don't ever change.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sThwncFmlyLJ92Q6B1VppQ", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p0N5V1d7hHYytFnxBpWHzg", "text": "Take my review with a grain of salt. I tried my first falafel here and loved it so much that I don't even bother to try a different place, so I have nothing to compare it to. But, I've got to say, falafels from Sunrise are bomb! I love the slight crunch and the good consistency, and the sauces they have are yums. I was a tad disappointed, though, when I ordered the avocado falafel and I got like 2 itty-bitty slices of avocado on each half. (btw, my mouth is watering right now just thinking about falafels from Sunrise...). Anyway, Sunrise is delish and reasonably priced. About 5 dollars for two pita halves stuffed with falafel goodness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n1R5kRzsplSg2YtE906u9A", "date": "2010-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pHw9MZap8x5rbuGLC0ZL4g", "text": "a solid option. delicious, filling meal, at a good price!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jD1810QDa6evTCPylHqmVg", "date": "2009-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PKqY4eE8luGfunrZ5N4s7g", "text": "The items are worth the money. They sell plates in small and large sizes. The hummus plate is $3.00 small and $6 large. The babaghanouj plate is $3.50 small and $6.50 large. They looks small, but is actually a lot. Both are nice and creamy. They do not come with enough pita though. I'm a generous dipper and I still did not think there was enough pita.\n\nDo not come with a group bigger than 2 people. They only have 4 small round tables inside and each table only has 2 chairs. I think only a maximum of 8 people can sit down to eat. That said, the place is really small. It's a deli, not a restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q-M-t0kUJnRyH4hxDhzMGw", "text": "Sunrise Deli is one of those famous hole-in-the-wall types of places, but it's definitely a place worth trying if you're obsessed with Middle Eastern food like I am. \n\nI tried their Chicken Shawarma and I was quite blown away by how flavorsome it was. The chicken was properly marinated and it worked well inside the pita bread wrap. The tahini sauce, hummus and tomatoes only enhanced the taste of this wrap. \n\nMy friend gets their Super Falafel and he recommends it as a delicious and filling vegetarian option. This place is a good eat if you're bored with the chain places like Chipotle and Subway on Bancroft. I recommend it to all Mediterranean food lovers!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7luYU3H6953WdEqBDvbIng", "date": "2011-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r6y13pypeexy7OIi0_liSA", "text": "Ordered the super falafel. Was pretty good. They put alot of food in a single burrito like serving. Satisfies the need for Mediterranean food if your ever craving it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R-HO5fngM71QBBWeGovshA", "text": "Their chicken shewarma is delicious!  A bit on the pricey side for lunch, but perfect for a take-home dinner.  Can't wait to try their falafel!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fCbyXhEZjlNqe5IOt7YLTw", "date": "2010-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RsGQsI-A8RLD7RNHJrt5fw", "text": "I had the avocado falafel and the shish kabob, both of which were delicious. The food is fresh, and the portions are good-sized. The interior is more pleasantly decorated than I would've expected from looking at the outside too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7u0ETuj-kscD_eR_nA3BAg", "date": "2008-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rtBHR3Nbd-HLK11wxNqXjw", "text": "This deli offers Mediterranean/Middle Eastern eats such as falafels, schawarmas, kabobs, dolmas, baba ghanouj, etc. I finally came here after reading rave reviews about their falafels. However, I actually didn't end up trying their falafels. Instead, I had some of their pastries, sweets, and Turkish coffee. The coffee was a bit pricey ($1.63 for 6 ounces), but it tasted pretty good and was worth the try. It was just right for me--not too strong and a bit sweet. For pastries and sweets I had a cake-type pastry filled with date paste (I believe it's called maamoul), a nut log, and what I believe is Turkish delight. All tasted very good. I'm definitely coming back here to try their falafels and more pastries  :D.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sd7IaZpZpao9uB_fRkNe3Q", "text": "The ginormous Super Falafel Wrap revives me after a grueling step session at RSF. The place itself isn't much to look at, but that hardly matters if you are a take-out sort of person. The falafel are delicious, and the chicken shawarma  (which I tried when they ran out of falafel) is excellent, too. The people have always been really polite -- no complaints about service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RyEj1w6jEiLUo0kB_bCVNg", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sLION6ln12ExDIMOuiOUHw", "text": "The falafels here are amazing. They're perfectly fried, such that they're tender on the inside and so crispy on the outside. They're oh so cheap, but oh so good. I usually would just grab a half dozen for $2 before class. The walnut baklava is really delicious as well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hjbljNSmdUW8R34UiIm9Bg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sr6NpaIDsO9xhbys0xvSmA", "text": "4.5 stars! One of the best falafels I've ever had...even better than mine! delicious and cheap...really cheap. I plan to eat here often.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5pqGSI4FqCG7B4TOG9Ekkw", "date": "2010-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tdv4SI-XeSHNHig0yB30XA", "text": "I gave this place 2 stars because me and my friends ordered chicken shawerma, lamb shawerma, falafel pieces and sandwich, and hummus, The only good thing that was good was the falafel pieces they were the best in berkeley only. there is better in the bay area. but the falafel taste like the ones that are bought from a company because my aunt buys them for her deli and they taste the same. Plus My mom makes them better too. Anyways  the hummus taste like from the cans with lemon added on it. the lamb sawerma was dry and not fresh. the chicken shawerma, i would say okay but ive tasted better in berkeley. The only reason i went there was because lots of people wrote good review. I think the people who said shawerma sandwiches were good there, they probably never tasted athentic shawerma.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wqKlFfGMDr0jgin-Xamqvg", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tDzWwnlchPK7_4y8kjR-WQ", "text": "my favorite place to eat in berkeley! its a cute little place with really delicous food =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4cVsgWRRvq1cZilnkb0HuA", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tJVoz6VJjgc7lrdPGb3nCA", "text": "I was pleased with the service from this place. I was short $2 to buy their lamb shawarma, they ended up offering me my meal and scored some free falafel. I think this is a good place to get falafel, but go somewhere else for the shawarma.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LvjYgC5ZJFyMQWOWX9B9EQ", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UK60seRYxURj3EYYmp0pBQ", "text": "The falafel balls here are a work of art: perfectly crisp on the outside, and moist on the inside.\n\nI usually get the avocado falafel. Tastes pretty good, but not super filling, and the pita bread always breaks, creating a big mess.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Yom4tN3G6K4RAEloinm_dQ", "date": "2010-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UvEgU--7Lz0eyixcTlvSIA", "text": "Damn this place is good!\n\nMy co-worker and I were strolling down Bancroft, super hungry from shopping (yeah, with what money?) and she suggested we stop here. Ding dang! I had the chicken shwarma. The meat was really flavorful and spiced just right. There was a lot of hummus on it, but I love hummus so that was a plus. I also got a side of tabuleh salad and it was pretty amazing. Not oily, super fresh, and crisp. Mmmmm! Though I'm a meat eater, I'm definitely goin' back for the veggie plate (that looked pretty good as well)...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wZo4ELY67ZUqoBkb-EehdQ", "date": "2008-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UyKDOVGcGMpjwC8_8PCnRw", "text": "I love this place as a cheap college student.  For 5 to 6 dollars, you can get a delicious and fulfilling meal.  I've only tried the super falafel, the avocado falafel, and the baklava.  I personally prefer the avocado falafel because I like pita bread more than lavish bread (I think that's what the super is rolled in).  The baklava is a Middle Eastern dessert, and yesterday was the first time I had it.  It has flaky layers on top of another thicker layer that is saturated with honey and nuts (I think they were pistachios); it's very sweet and very good with tea (I took it home and tried it later that night).  The customer service is better before or after prime lunch hours (I also feel like they tend to stuff your falafel more if you go around or after 2).  Overall, this place is great and one of my favorites in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FfOukpdERDIiGD641SN70g", "date": "2008-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w_7El9QfIJZxDH1Ii-_Wzw", "text": "I wasn't a fan of falafel until I tried the falafel sandwich at Sunrise Deli. It is delicious and the falafel are crispier here than I've had. The sandwiches and small combo plates are reasonably priced with big enough portions.\n\nWe used them for catering at work and everything we ordered was delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n5A_C90D7Xf8du_s1G7W2w", "date": "2007-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wL-FmiDvGn1iCrf2cVDN8g", "text": "walked here for lunch with some friends. got the veggie's delight sandwich. it started out ok, but i quickly became overwhelmed at the amount of dressing used. everything in the wrap was saturated. still, the first half tasted great. the falafel was very tasty and my friends lamb was also quite good. i'll probably give it another go sometime and try something different.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y0cCcyxKUsOBjyN10qtkZg", "date": "2011-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WO54EB66gNv1hNvwoo1bCw", "text": "Their falafels are good, I don't know if I'd go far enough and say they are the best I've had but they're good. Their prices are slightly higher than other places around campus on some plates. Oh and they are opened on some random times, you always have to check before hand because I've wanted to go here but it seems to be closed more often than other restaurants. I want to try the chicken kebab plate before I graduate Cal since I tried their shawarna plate, it was good but you have to really like hummus because the chicken was floating on top of the hummus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ws2GDeRVPbHa3hsf3Fo5YA", "text": "I was walking down Bancroft and I saw this little restaurant that claimed to have the best falafel in the bay area so I decided to call there bluff. This small little restaurant/cafe may arguably have the best falafel, it was very good. \n\nI highly recommend the avocado falafel, it is pretty money. also if your feeling frisky also get the baklava, the almond one. very money. this place is a safe bet if you are close to campus and want something pretty cheap. Also they accept credit/debit cards which is not so easy to find in that part of berkeley", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JD5BwRWaTjZrL83KpCDK7w", "date": "2008-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x5m32q1dmzqLCKdjQWcIfw", "text": "Come here if youre looking for a good solid meal that isn't greasy and disgusting. Much better than some of the other falafel places in Berkeley. And cheap too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DYBe8YKnn8-74F1Z8B2cvA", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xApVDXdJNPl-xXQc2VbPfA", "text": "cheap prices, quick service, and decently sized portions. one of the better shawarma places in the area, although troy (both in alameda and down college ave) are better in my book. what makes this place awesome to me is the falafel!! lightly fried, somewhat flaky, well seasoned, somewhat dense (but not so), definitely not too \"beany\" and $4 for 6?? that's a steal.  if you're just going to get one thing, get the falafel.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7Xpb51viDdOaV_89olxp5w", "date": "2012-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xnisYmkjsogDkVNzpZqn2g", "text": "I had the kufta kabob plate and bf had the lamb shawarma plate.  Both were served with warm pita bread.  Lots of food. All very yummy.  No atmosphere, but good food and decent prices.  Probably best for take-out, but we opted \"for here\" and we were not the only ones to do so.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HjUfmNurAwYoNF_wtYR7pg", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XuyU_smfmciyDsS6Pp6B7w", "text": "I was disappointed that I had to ask the clerk to wash his hands after seeing him sweep before coming to take my order. Then I discovered my falafel wrapping was stale and all of the veggie fillings fell out. The sign said the veggies would be cooked on the grill, but they were cold.  I won't go back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zHkgY8myNFOVOlddESvrQw", "date": "2012-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yexo1peDTcQMPgm0dgAtOA", "text": "Sells truly an inexpensive and superior falafel. The balls are crisp.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jcr5xVkXWqDHdMHGeS0o3g", "date": "2010-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yYOlfezggQpsk96ACPbo9Q", "text": "Yay! This place is yummy and so close to campus.  The falafel is particularly good, really light and fluffy inside and crispy outside.  Try the hot sauce too. It's a crushed red pepper base and very good. \n\nIt's small on the inside, so plan on \"to go\" if you're with a group.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8lHFz2DX_GOxNlVtDOJlsQ", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zk6Nz4Iuekdl6hms0c_DQg", "text": "Sunrise Deli has the best falafel that I've tasted hands-down.  My coworker that is from Israel even agrees on this point (in the US at least).  I recommend the falafel with avocado, which gives it a nice twist.  The line can get pretty long at lunch time, but grab it to go and sit on the grass nearby on campus on a nice sunny day.  The balaclava is excellent too and comes in pistachio or walnut form.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U_7EoXpdh9uaEZwZQjfamA", "date": "2008-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BTONcRQvVCCLEE7y71zanA", "text": "so sunrise deli is still great and everything, but I went to Holy Land Restaurant on College Ave, and it kicked Sunrise's butt! Their falafel was way better, fresher, and more flavourful than sunrise's and their hummus also tasted fresher and more authentic and less creamy (which I like). Also holy land has this thing called Israeli Salad that's like a hybrid of like seven different salads, and I'm sorry, but none of Sunrise's salads can compete with that baby. \nNot to mention that it's kinda wierd that both the people working at a middle eastern/mediteranean restaurant are latin american (ahem sunrise deli ahem) and also the guy who works at the counter of sunrise deli is not that friendly..........the guy who works at the counter of Holy Land is sooo sweet!\nso yeah, sorry Sunrise Deli, but Holy Land wins!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OQOcmj9UzbrLwA01cHLwIg", "date": "2010-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1k78diIP2NFIiHwHCB_VJg", "text": "I'm going to go ahead and knock Sunrise down a couple of stars, but it's out of love.  They need to start serving fresher food.  I see absolutely no reason why the falafel can't be made fresh-to-order when the place is nearly empty.  Yet it seems like all I ever get now are falafel that have been sitting out for a while, no longer really hot at all.  The vegetables used in the falafel sandwiches also seem not-so-fresh.  The diced tomatoes seem overly-ripe and old.  When I get an avocado falafel, it usually is just one tiny little wedge in each pita half, and sometimes has brown spots on it.  This is unacceptable.\n\nSunrise Deli is more than likely aware of a new falafel place in town called Chick-O-Pea's.  Well, that place fries their falafel fresh-to-order AND even uses homemade pita bread.  I'd say Sunrise Deli really needs to step up their game if they want to keep me satisfied.\n\nI'm saying all of this out of the hope that they will take it to heart and make some changes for the better.  I really love their falafel, they just need to serve FRESH food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ggBO9hIm71yISlyndU2kqQ", "date": "2009-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6UbTh8n74OEw0VeyFCAgfg", "text": "I really like this place.  I highly recommend the kufta combo plate with hummus and greek salad. The baklava is also very good- flaky and perfect and not too sweet. With the Turkish coffee: delish. I always eat until I am full but always feel light afterward.The prices are very fair as you get 1/2 a dozen falafel for under 3 dollars. There is often a line and the few tables there are often fill fast, so get your food to go and eat in the grass on campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xhhogkXqWfGeXcVaNF7KAw", "date": "2007-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bmIHfxUfCrnRaJYNU12blQ", "text": "Inexpensive and delicious!  Lunch here cost me about $5.  I love the falafel sandwich and vegetarian plates.   Falafal is juicy and flavorful and the falafel sandwich is spread w/ hummus and filled with radish pickles and  lettuces.  Small olives served with the sandwich is big plus.   It's my favorite falafel place for taste and value.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9bWXc9uc1xB1EWI-o1FaNg", "date": "2009-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cZkC1wlHrVHkBsBVbWpYsQ", "text": "Raw meat sitting out for a long time on the kabob thing...when I asked about it ..was given some lame excuse about cooking it on the grill till blah blah  degrees ..well if it's sitting out before you cook it and looks a funny color it does not matter how high you cook it does it ?.\n I ordered a falafel ..was good..", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4nidajI_E1-qQU1Ti0nXlQ", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eRGJ5pq--Rsw8Mqi-wrjwQ", "text": "Cheap, yet oh-so-tasteless.  Save your $2 and go somewhere else.  I had the falafel, and it was cold and tasted like nothing, or burnt.  Yuck.  I also had the tabbouleh, and it was weird - it was more cucumber and tomato bits than actual tabbouleh, along with a shitload of parsely.  Cheap-oh.  I might try a meatsome kebob, but after that tanks like I expect it to, I will never venture here again.  Plus, the counter people were DICKS. (Aug. 26 2008.)  This place is clearly for poor college students with no money and even less taste.  \n\nAside rant: I have to say, I fucking hate how less than mediocre restaurants survive in big places, where there are enough people with money or bad taste to frequent them, even though the food tastes like SHIT.  Fuck you college students.  Ugh.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "M78roPkPRBZaJ1q_sKmwxg", "date": "2008-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LzKqK0tzIaHj8pQBU9P5kA", "text": "Perhaps its because I recently returned from the Middle East (where the Shawarma is absolutely delightful), but I must admit to being blindsided by how completely inadequate the Lamb Shawarma at Sunrise Deli was. \n\nWrapped in a tepid lavash roll languished a minuscule amount of tough, overcooked lamb, several slices of barely grilled onions, and a few ounces of a yogurt sauce so completely foul that it would have required me to chain smoke a pack of pall-malls to completely get rid of the aftertaste. There was no spice whatsoever (despite my request), and frankly the pickled vegetables they claim to add to every sandwich were either in hiding, or non-existant. \n\nHow much did this abomination cost me? 6.95. How was the service? Desultory at best. Was the food prepared quickly, despite my being the only customer in line? Hell no.\n\nI'm usually willing to give places such as this a second chance, but I'm afraid that Sunrise Deli simply isn't deserving of my mercy (or any more of my money).", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7cL0wq8QwMGlUQnG2ruLSA", "date": "2012-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N1D5y614ShZa39vfb-W0wg", "text": "The food here is pretty good...\n\nBut the man in charge is so surly!  It's as if we are bothering him by giving him business.  Watching how he interacted with some of the other patrons bordered on offensive...\n\nI'm hoping that this was a one-time thing.  Otherwise, there are other spots in the neighborhood to get your shawarma or falafel fix...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VF6EHpw0robbkfAkuympMw", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QiSDssrIOxOwYISNFeELiQ", "text": "Great place for delicious lunch! Their avocado falafel is my favorite, I've had it twice and been impressed both times! Its a grab'n'go type of place, so service is quick, and prices are very reasonable ($5-6 for a falafel). \n\nOnly lacking 5th star because seating at this place is VERY limited (~5 tables).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R8K8n_qNmHJlZCHugQ_L_A", "date": "2009-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rIlz6Y9m_gTP0viRbTb08A", "text": "Had the super falafel, it was like a Mediterranean burrito, filled with potatoes , hummus, tahini, lettuce, and some of the best falafel balls I have EVER had. This is saying a lot because I have traveled to egypt to eat falafel and I didnt find anything as good. The super falafe was good, but I would stick to the plates.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UJu7DkLScQVMXXpTvWj6mQ", "text": "I not a huge falafel fan, but after seeing reviews here I gave the falafel here a try. These were actually good, but not good enough to make me a falafel lover. And they were super cheap: less than $2 for half a dozen. Service was a bit slow, but I got freshly cooked falafel so it was well worth it. What won me over, though, was the tabouli salad. It's so darn tootin' good! I've had tabouleh at other places, restaurants and other quick service places, and none compares to the one served here. It's not oily (I've had some REALLY oily tabouleh in the past) and had a nice zing to it. Sooo good. I could eat it everyday gallons at a time if i could.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "waVkNxGllRuaRzQ8_Cxepw", "text": "I keep coming back here for the Shawarma wraps and occasionally the falafels. The prices are inexpensive (great for college students), the location is great (right across the street from campus!), and the taste is delicious. The portions are kinda medium-smallish however, for my appetite. I have no idea how I missed this place for all the time I've been here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wVcqc4rtfH47OFaH7FoGLg", "text": "Best falafel in downtown Berkeley hands down! This is the only place I have been where you can have avocado in your falafel sandwich. The baklava is great and features pistachios.\n\nThey do not serve fries, which can sometimes leave that falafel sandwich feeling a little lonely.\n\nService is quick and the food is cheap. The seating in the place is small and not-so cheery, usually I order to go and picnic outside.\n\nThe only problem is that because they are mostly family-run they have odd and unpredictable hours.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MY9ht7Fw_ER3dJ7baYjcxw", "date": "2008-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X_jYTgPOCFIgs0AW03wHeA", "text": "when the person making my food was almost done before i had finished paying, i knew i was in for disappointment. and that is exactly what i got. \n\ni had the avocado falafel wrapped in lavosh rather than pita. first, i was not there at a busy time (i was the only person there) so i was expecting fresh falafel, as someone mentioned earlier. instead i got what was sitting there from the last fry. that might have been ok if they were still warm and fresh tasting--they weren't. the lavosh was also dry and the falafel, tahini, humus, lettuce filling did not deliver the flavor delight it should have. i actually didn't like anything about what i was tasting but ate most of it because i was starving and would've felt guilty about throwing away $7. i instead ended up with a stomachache for a few hours after. \n\nfrom now on, i'm really going to have to keep my falafel cravings in check for those days i can make it to the city and get the falafel burrito from blue front--that's the only place that's done right by me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TLq-Ip2QuGvhfNTrm4ix3Q", "date": "2007-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Hab2aQRP4eTss0TGcv8VpQ", "text": "IF this place was in my neighborhood, then I would BE A weekly REGULAR!!\n\nI had tried Sunrise Deli a couple times already. The SF and at this location are equally good tasting and amazing on their FALAFEL.\n\nGood quick and friendly service. Excellent cheap food across from the Berkeley campus. It can get crowded during lunch times I bet when school is in session. \n\nThe falael has a crispy outer coating along with a smooth texture of garbanzo beans when biting into it. A dip of hummus = X_x    \"pure goodness of Mediterranean food at its finest\" It is overall one of the best if not THE BEST I had. ( 6 for $1.85) \n\nThe shawarma sandwhich is ($6). They are very generous with their portions plus the lamb they use has extra flavor.\n\nI would want to come back again, and again.  The best part about the meal is it is not that heavy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Mb-LDBHBVIS1k8nsQJsOvA", "date": "2010-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "z_SV-_Tp-ZuJO5OdhDZq1A", "text": "Ugh! The service here is terrible!!! \n\nThe guy who was working the cash register didn't talk at all. He just stared at us when we were ready to order. When I tried to pay with a $20 bill, he wanted to explain to me that he only had $1 bills left in the register, and that I should pay with smaller bills if I could. He attempted to convey this message by waving a bunch of $1's from the register and making some grunting noises. I didn't understand anything he was doing. The only reason I know now what he was trying to say is because I walked away with a pocket full of $1 bills. \n\nThe cashier looked very angry, but at the same time it looked like he could cry at any moment. His eyes were red and he kept staring out the window when he wasn't taking orders. Maybe his woman had left him and he was looking outside in yearning? Whatever the situation, he shouldn't have been a punk while he was working. \n\nThe food was unspectacular. I think I could make better falafel using the stuff that comes in a box at the grocery store.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "23pflVgBEHgzcZPX0Zie8w", "date": "2008-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aphvl0G4KoMEbZxbZSMcnQ", "text": "This is the place in Berkeley for falafel. I'm not greek, nor do I know a single thing about what authentic greek/middle eastern cuisine is, but I do have taste buds and this place is tasty. The place is too small for me personally to want to hang around and eat, so I take my falafel-pita sandwiches to go. Like a true California girl, I love anything with avocado, so I get the Avocado Falafel pita.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-L9aYfl891vnGG-PNjdFmg", "date": "2009-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sZuq9eSekvTm4fp0uSAayw", "text": "Didn't get the highly recommended falafel (don't like the balls) but got the chicken shawarma. All I have to say is stick to the falafel b/c the shawarma was drenched in hummus. I am not a big fan of hummus so that was not a good choice for me. I think I have bad luck w/ mediterranean food. \n\nI remember when this place used to be a boba cafe so the inside changed a lot. Kind of dingy looking but its Berkeley!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oFmmwBJZY4Rtt7GM1_Y7TA", "date": "2007-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wl9Ce3p_2pupOLhlyKjPEQ", "text": "haha, first time i had a falafel, and it's pretty darn amazing! \nthe owner here is quite proud of her business because she personally said, \"we make the best falafels around here and no one can beat us\". \n\nsince it was my first time getting a falafel, the lady even offered me a sample. i got the super falafel, thanks to all of the yelpers who have recommended it, and i can definitely swear by it that they're really good. it felt fresh, with right amount of consistency and flavor, and it felt a lot healthier than eating a burrito. \n\nthis place is nice because it's right across from campus. i've walked past here so many times when i used to live in unit 3 back in freshman year. i'm glad i walked in here today and gave it a shot. \n\nmy friend ordered the lamb shawarma and it was alright. i'd recommend the super falafel for first timers :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XHv2az6RRoBOg-PC_R-KbA", "text": "I've been seeing the lines around lunch out of this place for the past couple of years, but with the limited seating, I haven't had the patience to try it out. I had a massive chicken shawarma craving today and so I wandered in. Service was slow (only one cook, and one cashier) and the place is spartan in terms of available tables and ambience. But damn if they don't have one of the best chicken shawarmas I've had in the U.S. It's not exactly like what you get in London or North Africa, but it was yummy yummy yummy.  I was dying to try out the hummus, the tzatziki and greek salad, but saving that for next time. Better yet, they package it to go so you can take it home.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ml9EY3cA-8np9D9h5v9sqA", "date": "2006-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "I0mMKXJ34B-5r7Ppb34c2g", "text": "um...wow \nThe best falafel sandwich for $5 in berkeley. I just get the regular falafel sandwich...they split the sandwich into 2 parts so I get to enjoy my one-of-a-kind sandwich eating experience twice!\nReally fresh and crisp and warm and amazing falalalalalalafel.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lvTDfYZPIFXFDvT6ndhplQ", "date": "2009-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eVnkjSRddL89aB12saN5lQ", "text": "Don't like the lamb shawarma plate I got.  The lamb slices were really tough and old, like they've been on the spit for weeks.  The side hummus and tahini were mixed together in a watery pool that lacked flavor and texture.  It was a horrible experience and I will not be back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "W3pB9iiIEkkCjX18gtYnMw", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k6FZol7vb_pGNn4qvl2ASg", "text": "In case you stop reading after this sentence, I'm going to get right into it: a dozen falafel for under $5.\n\nI can't eat all of them comfortably, reaching my tipping point at around the ninth ball. I've gone for the order of 12 far more often than I should have, but goddamn, these guys aren't lying when they say they have the best falafel in town. (A half-dozen used to cost less than two dollars, but it's inched up to $2.49 before taxes. Might as well double that and share with some friends.)\n\nFreshly fried, each ball is nice and crisp, if a little too oily. Toss in two little cups of tahini sauce, and who needs vegetables or a pita wrap? (Those will run you just over $7 after all, and only include two or three falafel.)\n\nSometimes you have to wait a short while before they're done; I've gotten them faster during peak meal hours when they're already churning them out when you walk in.\n\nSure, the shawarmas and the kabobs aren't quite as spectacular, but that's not what they pride themselves on. I've yet to try Holy Land down on College, but Sunrise is the go-to spot near campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NuRMo-aLVzvBl1HKDngEgA", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q9ibGxYrPuKZQIlW-AWsFA", "text": "Sunrise Deli's Super Falafel is one of my FAVORITE meals in Berkeley.  I have fallen into a routine and get the usual Super Falafel.  The Super Falafel is too amazing to pass up!\n\nIt's like a Mediterranean burrito.  Sit and contemplate these words.\nLavash bread.\nPotatoes\nEggplant\nHummus\nwith the crispiest falafels I've ever had.\n\nI don't mean to sound like an addict, but I crave it regularly and highly recommend it.\n\nDon't ever leave me, Sunrise Deli!  Or life will lose its meaning.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v2G-NPsGvZ7Nmbxk3XTZaw", "text": "I love coming into Sunrise Deli and picking up some falafel and tahini as a quick snack if I have an hour in between classes.  It does feel really hot inside sometimes, but the falafel is always fresh and you will be satisfied.  There are a few tables for you to sit in, but it is a deli so don't expect any waiter service or anything!\n\nI once bought a carton of babaghanuj to take home and it was terrible!  If I hadn't watched the man behind the counter fill it myself, I wouldn't believe it was babaghanuj.  However, I've gotten the vegetarian combo that comes with hummus, babaghanuj, dolma, tabbouleh, tomato and cucumber salad, falafel and tahini.  Everything was great then, especially with pita bread, but the tomato and cucumber salad was a bit on the salty side.  \n\nI will definitely return here for my falafel fix!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8QfIwV0l3R_F2Iie6-Bodw", "text": "A great spot across the street from the UC Berkeley campus. I've eaten here several times and tasted a few things on the menu, though my favorite (by far) is the regular falafel. The falafel is nice and crispy, the bread is warm and the pita is stuffed with fresh veggies, hummus and tahini. The hummus was a new addition to falafel for me-- I thought all those garbanzo beans might be a bit much. But it was delicious!\n\nI've also tried the dolma (great, especially after sitting the fridge for a day), a pita with lamb in it (eh) and the avocado falafel. The avocado was a nice addition, but it wasn't particularly ripe, so i wouldn't drop the extra cash for it. The regular falafel is definitely enough food/flavor.\n\nThe guys who work here are also pretty nice. They take their time preparing your meal, which gives you time to read over all the reviews and awards on the wall. There are a few tables inside, but I strongly recommend taking your food to-go and eating it somewhere on campus. Great meal for a beautiful summer day!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jrdh2I5Ckx_8Vqt8At_Vjw", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AzVTuFXFHsvdc1VdXPo4Bw", "text": "I stuff his pockets, he stuffs my tummy.\n\nAvocado falafel pita pocket is a sure winner. Try the red chili sauce. My pita pocket exploded. Tahini sauce all over my face. A beautiful sight.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AIBCHP4azbrP_ASpcIjSXA", "date": "2010-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CeMwT6126jn2GKvhk50XtQ", "text": "I am hesitant about any place that advertises as the best of anything, but I went because my best friend asked me to meet her there.  I am so glad I did.  The avocado falafel pita is the best falafel I have had since I was in Spain.  The sandwich is stuffed with items.  It seemed like an entire avocado was split between the two halves, along with mucho falafel, tahini, hummus, and fresh veggies.  Every other turkish place I have gone to seems to just throw in lettuce mix, sometimes tomato, and a little sauce.  I love to eat and I couldn't force myself to finish the entire sandwich for lunch.  I have been craving this sandwich ever since I left.  And the whole deal cost me less than $6.  Awesome!!!!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jrx3MHmzHZkWfx_pjGCYvA", "date": "2009-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GzRFFWwZp5GRU6P50S7t_A", "text": "service not  so warm , food not soo bad nothing special  falafel has a big reputation i dont know why maybe u have to ve middle eastern to know the difference but trust me nothing special , shawarma is ok but the portion is too small  and lettuce inside a shawarma sandwish i dont think so !! why does everything have to be the american way , but good quality meat i should say , hummus and baba ghanouj very watery should be thicker , u need any advice contact me ;)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WCoCQQKN5jfu731pfOt1oQ", "date": "2008-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lbn3lr1NHIW53KmYLuSTgA", "text": "This place is good. A solid meal. Unfortunately, I can't help but compare it to the Mediterranean place on Shattuck, near north campus, and Sunrise just doesn't hold up. The meat was over cooked and used sparingly. The pita was completely useless and fell apart making my lamb shwarma difficult to eat. The greek salad was great but too small for the price. I enjoyed the olives on the side and the pickled whatever-it-was. \n\nLike I said, the food is good, but I can get more and better for less closer to my lab, so I don't see myself frequenting this place but it's definitely an option for south side cuisine.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0vCffWO7AQKdZtoP_9ZTIA", "date": "2007-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "N--sMdgvm-JcqK6AQgw2og", "text": "I have gone for both the ultra falafel and the avocado falafel .  Both were excellent and affordable.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vqfVurblvZ-q9qAHby7nEg", "text": "LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOOVED all of it - AMAZING hummus, tabbouleh, fresh shawarma and fallafel, and great customer service. \n\nIt took forever to wait for the food, but they hooked it UP in a major way. \n\nThe Palestinian man who works there was awesome. \n\nDefinitely going to go back....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K9ejqgRQsGQOuM43hKtN8Q", "date": "2011-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "u8ZSXp-sq-9aBor3pT6_aA", "text": "Meeting Sunrise Deli was a tragedy.  You see, I've heard throughout my college stay that Sunrise has the best Falafel out of anywhere in Berkeley.  I really wanted to try it, but as an engineering student I was never around the area during lunch.  Most of the time I remembered this place existed was after exiting Eshlemann Hall after packing away student group equipment in the basement, but by then it was always 9pm or later.  Complicate my search for delicious food with a schedule that has me walking straight up College ave from my dorm or apt and through campus to North Side, and my path would never cross Sunrise Deli.\n\nFast forward 4 and a half years.  It's reading week in my last two weeks of my undergraduate career (no classes) and I just so happened to stop by Eshlemann around noon.  My eyes happen upon Sunrise sitting there, not really that busy, and easy to miss as I probably have for the past years and I reach a dilemma: try it and be happy to find great Falafel but sad at 4.5 years missing this, or leave Berkeley having never tried a local legend.  I must've missed two crosswalks pondering this but, shorting the thought-process because I wouldn't be writing this review if I walked away, I finally crossed the street and entered the little white building.\n\nI wasn't greeted - it's a small independent place with what I assume was the owner and one cook/sandwich maker, who were casually talking.  I scan the wall for Falafel and locate two items of interest: a super falafel and a regular falafel sandwich.  Given this is lunch, I didn't want to spend a whole lot so I decided on a regular.  I walked up to the counter, but the lady didn't acknowledge me, continuing to talk for a good half a minute as I stood there half-awkwardly.  She finally said \"hi\" and I ordered, paid, and got my change - still somewhat awkwardly - I couldn't really understand why but it didn't seem like a friendly place - even la burrita workers are at least slightly friendly regardless if they're on a slow morning or pumping out burritos to a hungry crowd of drunk college students at 2am.\n\nThe falafel sandwich came fast - it was prefried and I suppose just sitting in a warmer; I was slightly disheartened at this, but whatever.  I took my order to go and walked back on campus, unwrapped one of the two half pitas and took a bite of the colorful composition.  Extra crispy, warm, delicious.  Each falafel was nicely crisped on the outside with a deep golden brown color, encasing a rich green center with texture that wasn't blended to hell and back.  Add the default topping and conveyed in a standard pita and ... heck that doesn't matter - good falafel can make anything taste good.  I was overjoyed.  Mouth so satisfied that I didn't even notice the protest forming at Telegraph.  It wasn't until I plowed through both halves that I felt anything else but happiness.  That last bite was followed by a tinge of sadness - a sadness that grew exponentially.  I finally found good falafel - Norcal, Socal, wherever, I have looked for good falafel and I finally found it - and I will be leaving in two weeks.\n\nThe best I can do is write this review and convince at least one other falafel lover to try it early on before a situation like mine arises.  In two weeks I'll be back to finding good falafel - I'll have to call up my friend and ask his mother to make me some more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BRV4mGzGctaku1wGmETjxg", "text": "The falafels at Sunshine Deli are perfect - golden brown, good-sized and well-done. Mmmmm...I used to buy 3 or 4 and eat them out of the paper bag.  The falafel plate, which comes with hummus, tabbouli, dolmas, and picked radishes, is also delicious or if you need something more portable, the wraps are great. I don't eat meat, so I've never tried the shawarmas, but meat-eating companions have attested to their tastiness.  \n\nThis is an ideal lunch place, centrally located on Bancroft, right across Eschelman Hall. Get your falafel plate, wrap, or paper sack to go, sit on the benches in Lower Sproul, and watch people practice the Soulja Boy dance. Good times.\n\nI haven't been back to this place in a while, but by god, I hope it still stands. Before Sunshine Deli, this used to be a boba spot. Oh, the fickle palates of the Cal populace.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xax0BUVHbUHbF42JSxPaUQ", "date": "2008-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "epa06JUgUAN_CLKeawVjqg", "text": "4.5\nlove it, wish it had more flavor though. like offering tahini sauce.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "G02uT73065mZGqzZfi6Zeg", "date": "2007-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RnkGuWtb7yYU5p5BE46tVQ", "text": "I've tried the super falafel and lamb shawarma. The burrito-sized super falafel was excellent. Lamb shawarma was good too, but not as good Truly Mediterranean's in SF. You can get Airbears here, and I think they have their own wifi too. I'll definately be back for the super falafel.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WOpdd2yNtkQgbpqNgFMzOQ", "date": "2009-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7ZMxdDMk8I-aARILbY7pKA", "text": "Lamb shawarma time (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA?select=YnNCrPsT_s70anPdynkl5A) I always forget that this comes in a pita and only their Falafel Deluxe comes standard in lavash. DOH!\n\nTip: Lettuce in a hot sandwich get's wilty . . . I just don't get the appeal. You can sub it out for delicious pickled cabbage which maintains it crunch under pressure (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA?select=MojM73a_w5FPN6PlbOpagg). You're welcome! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eaTVZzpKeiIMn2OUGX_LJw", "text": "There's a sign outside that says \"best falafel in Berkeley\". I'm still new to the whole falafel, thing so I can't say just right now that that statement is true.\n\nHowever, it was pretty tasty. I could't believe for $5.48 I got 2 half pitas stuffed with goodness.(see picture) Hummus, falafel, lettuce, tomato and sauce(not sure what it was, and doesn't matter, cause it was good).\n\nOk so after eating the first half, (when I got back to the car...what??) I was full. But I couldn't help but think when was I gonna eat the second half. Well as soon as I got back to my side of town, I started to go in on the second half. It was just as good as the first...got down to the bottom, I just picked out the remaining falafel and just ate it, them by itself was very flavorful and had a little spice to it too! \nNow I'm thinking to myself, when you go back next time just get an order of falafel...did I just say that???\n\nMaybe they do have the best falafel in Berkeley????", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PYxHpeTz2ZxZNJEBIAJgvg", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "n2RgTahGDjVhSFVtIAXKww", "text": "If I were remotely vegetarian I would eat at Sunrise all the time and would easily give them four stars.  But I'm a kebab and shawarma kind of guy, and they just don't cut it as a kebab and shawarma kind of place.  \n\nThere's a certain flavor-infused fatty juiciness that's tragically missing from all Berkeley middle eastern meats.  The Persian restaurants in the East Bay (e.g. Alborz, Pomegranate) don't seem to have the same problem, so you might try their kebabs to get an idea of this quality I'm looking for.  But as for shawarma, you're kind of screwed around here unless the one-note, dried up local equivalent is all you've ever known.\n\nStill, as disappointed as I have been by this shredded chicken and lamb jerky that Sunrise Deli dares to serve me, I have to say they are the best middle eastern in Berkeley.  That's not saying much, but it does mean that I always turn to them when I have certain cravings.  They definitely have me covered when I want falafel, and  their hummous is particularly good.  Importantly, Sunrise is generous about putting hummous in their sandwiches, which surprisingly many restaurants here neglect to do.\n\nThe Super Falafel is my favorite item as it is a sandwich that includes fried eggplant and potato - in my view staples that are too hard to find in the Bay Area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nTtPQ4-wBLQuY_c_UJNVNg", "date": "2007-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BPKpL_-T2LO_f85VZR7-fA", "text": "I always end up getting the falafel pita - don't recall ever trying anything else. The falafels are quite spicy with a recognisable chickpea taste, though they could be crunchier. Other fillings are good, especially the tahini. The pita is wholly generic. Overall, not as good as Holy Land's but better than all others I've tried.\n\nNB: Karl, my olive connoisseur officemate, think the complimentary olives here are outstanding.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2007-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VugUOih6u5vOyB8_SC8QhQ", "text": "(See pic)\n\nSunrise Deli in Sunset.\n\nInstead of eating at one of the Asian eateries, I found this clean, neat, bright red and yellow deco place that just stands out like a bright kid standing there quietly, waiting to be discovered.\n\nI had the chicken kabab platter that came with 2 sides (I picked dolmas and tabouli) with pickled turnips, olives and stripped onions.\n\nThe food is very fresh as you can see them keep on making tabouli and bringing it out from the kitchen while people stream in and out of the place. The chicken is perfectly seasoned and not overwhelm your taste bud. The olives are subtle and did not take over the main plate. Dolmas are perfectly firm with the perfect scent of grape leaves.\n\nNow the bonus part is the Turkish coffee that is served in a lovely demitasse cup! While it did not have foam on top, and that I already had a cup of Blue Bottle and a cup of Henry's (House of Coffee) cap earlier, which was totally over my regular daily consumption, this just made it as a high note of the day. The undercurrent of cardamom danced around the coffee, leaving my lips happy with the ginger feel. The coffee itself was on the lighter side.\n\nThe service is very friendly but also quiet-- no crazy music or TV like many other eateries, my absolute like.\n\nWhile some places might have screaming good food, Sunrise has this surprisingly refreshing, crisp, pick-me-up sensation! Definitely feel like sunrise after the meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M19NwFwAXKRZzt8koF11hQ", "date": "2009-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "W9YEc5f_buUvw0dKQWEUSw", "text": "Truly amazing falafel, but bring some Altoids because they are potently garlicky (but oh-so-good). Occasionally they get a bit busy and rush the falafels, so go when they have time to make them fresh and hot. The basic falafel is all I ever get - no need to mess with perfection - it is huge and a real bargain.\n\nTo avoid the lunch rush, come before 12:00 on MWF, or before 12:30 on TuTh (this is how the UC Berkeley scheduling works).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wjGIqZfte1aJ9MTKLevxnA", "date": "2007-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Go0UwoEVquchY4wKKu53Cw", "text": "Sunrise Deli can be easy to miss since it's pretty small and not around the Asian Ghetto area that a lot of students go to, but it's a good place for solid falafel. There's only a few tables though since space is limited, but they also have some counter seats along the window.\n\nWhat I ordered:\nSuper Falafel ($6.25): Hummus, Eggplant, Potatoes, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Tahini Sauce, served in lavish bread http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/sunrise-deli-berkeley?select=zwDNag0zdtNDz7seNd4U-g#zwDNag0zdtNDz7seNd4U-g\n\nThe wrap came split in half and the inclusion of potatoes in a falafel wrap was intriguing, which is why I decided to get the super falafel. The wrap was stuffed full and everything tasted yummy and went together nicely. The falafel was cooked nicely and slightly crunchy. I'm not sure if it's just me, but falafel always tastes pretty much the same to me and I don't think I've ever had bad falafel really. This is why it gets old sometimes and I only eat it every once in awhile. Portion size is big and I was super full after eating the whole thing!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "xTXUd3GpU-lNu5Xu_AsT9g", "text": "I came here because I was craving falafel and hummus, so I went on yelp and this place popped up. I never really noticed this place even though I past by it soooo many times while going to school.\n\nI ordered the Regular Falafel which had falafel(obviously), hummus, lettuce, tomatoes, tahini sauce in a pita bread. It was pretty good, I LOVED the falafels, they were so crispy and flavorful. I am a bit confused as to where all the hummus went though... or maybe i was the hummus and tahini sauce got mixed together and I couldnt find it. I tasted a little bit of hummus, but couldn't really find that hummus texture.\n\nStill, it is a $4.99 is a very good price for a falafel sandwich and I am stuffed. I just wish it had more hummus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "886PK4cguRAHtD-mUnSZTg", "date": "2010-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pH3E5gCqku1XJRPxpM_NaA", "text": "Ordered the falafel sandwich two weeks ago. \n\nThe good:\n- Nicely portioned\n- Good accompaniment of tomato & fixins -- what I want & expect \n- thin pita bread\n\nThe bad:\n- Falafel a little mealy and very oily -- definitely not cooked in hot enough oil\n\nThe ugly:\n- Server went back & forth from working register & taking money to handling & prepping food. Without washing his hands. \n\nPatrons seemed to enjoy their meals, but don't think I'll be back unless some hygiene 101 is incorporated ...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hxl75_mb4CUxYUCm9CjLcw", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "tRp7I1mjrWOHzYPwLq9hPw", "text": "There usedtabe......outdoor falafel stands in Berkeley..............The best was run by Israelis, it was at the corner of Shattuck and  Center.  Falafels belong outdoors.. but that's a whole  other life, I guess.\nSunrise \nwas wise            to open up a neareastern Deli  near  UCB.\nIt is very popular,\n sure it IS small, and no ATMOSPHERE, \n\n but doesn't that make it more authentic? \n(not really a question)\nI know I can't finish one of their sandwiches, so I  to go.\n\nThen when I'm on the bus going home, everybody can have a whiff of\nsome foreign land.............", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zHHp86oY80kl-lsP9qpVFA", "date": "2007-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 7, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6MTsuy_74MQEAlK-m0k19w", "text": "I've had the veggie plate from here in the past, which comes with hummus, baba ganoush, tabbouleh, falafel, dolmas and a few other things. It's quite filling and is always prepared quickly at a reasonable price. The inside is small, so plan of taking it to go, but everything is fast and the people are friendly.\n\nThe falafel and dolmas are some of the best I've had in the east bay. The hummus was not as good as other places, but the warm pita bread and the side of cucumbers and so many other  flavors totally made up for it.\n\nThis afternoon, I got a half dozen falafel and a half pint of tabbouleh. The total was $4.25 and it was quite a lot for a small snack. The falafel were fried perfectly, just like I remembered and the man behind the counter stuffed as much tabbouleh as possible into my to go container. It was super dense and super filling at lunch. I would have liked it if they drained the falafel a bit more, but I was in a rush so I suppose that's okay. Comes with a side of the great yogurt sauce.\n\nNice place for a full meal or a quick snack. Reasonable, close to everything, and with pretty extensive hours as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2008-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "J27yz2L8PoubYmfi_DWrSA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 7, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "_UYO2tLb5G9f9xtgUzeG3g", "text": "What this place lacks in atmosphere, it more than makes up for in taste.  It really is the best falafel in town.  It may even be better than Mamoun's in the Village.  They also have a location in the city which I have yet to try: http://www.yelp.com/biz/e02eHaL0toY64Tzodnx8_Q", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q8sLmvnM5fS7krA8G4v1oQ", "date": "2006-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0_7TOfc2Tz7OZQKlReFHvA", "text": "I got a mango sago and it was a little bland and lacking true mango flavor. Oh well, can't complain too much when putting price and location into consideration.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B0GzGKOcaA9jsPPj0skd1g", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0jfixaQsdIz58DCPmkUrYA", "text": "the people that work there are SO SO nice. they try to provide the quickest service even if it's just boba. the best part is they offer drinks that are ~60 cents. for a poor college student, that's awesome. the burgers there are good too. they even have burger meals... and the boba... the best i ever had.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-Ogn5620cFIWFtxTu1X-fA", "date": "2006-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0k9klPkK61wxDvqIBpgQKA", "text": "I love you even though you're average because it only takes whatever change I have at the bottom of my purse to get a pearl tea fix. Thanks!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MgAgvJwlt8ujtE4Pr0r9uQ", "date": "2008-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0mW64WoxNpSTKIb1DQkXNQ", "text": "Used to be my favorite boba place before I was introduced to Moccacino Cafe. The strawberry milk tea is sometimes too powdery, but other times, it's delicious. I suppose it's a gamble whenever I order it. The popcorn chicken is also pretty good, although the wait for it is extremely ridiculous. I was almost late to work because they took over 20 minutes to make popcorn chicken. Ridiculous! It's an okay place, but I definitely prefer other boba places to Sweethearts now.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-jdWq1u5e-hHbfsQjabxBA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0RgVA-s8zxOlfiXQ9sPnFQ", "text": "The first time I came here it was good. Nothing great.\n\nThe second time I came here- my drink tasted like soy sauce.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pZZw7NqDFUxIg0YT0vls8g", "date": "2011-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1bcp3cwRzTw0UTrNSWvjmw", "text": "As a Berkeley student, I loved coming to this shop. I always came for the Taiwanese style milk tea, and sometimes I ordered the food (burgers, fries, what have you). I also liked looking at the desserts they have in their display case, usually some variation of an Asian mochi treat.\n\nIf there was one of these closer to where I lived, I'd go all the time!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "D96pOQ39yzgoJWObBZ9Wzg", "date": "2008-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1i3HZ5yDz-12jQhNq_0tIw", "text": "This is ONLY for the Mint Chocolate Chip Milkshake!!! Get it. Nuff said. So freaking good. I know I know, getting a milkshake at a Boba place is kinda random, but omg, yummy its amazing. Plus they are open pretty darn late, which is great.\n\n(On second thought, boba rocks too (more like a 4 star)...esp the Jasmine green tea.)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2boIOqbkSdIGLIJcMjWoqw", "date": "2010-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1jGz10RMtuWLbXpUo7wEqg", "text": "Sweetheart cafe is probably one of the best multi-stored tapioca drink places I know. I'm not sure if they are franchised or not, but all I can say is that if I'm in the mood for a tapioca drink and I'm near one of these I'll get me one. The snacks that they have are truly amazing, my mouth salivates when I'm in the mood for crispy chicken, mmmMmm good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "njXFegFZGrhLYxzZINem5Q", "date": "2009-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1KAzXw6aGemcOlvHRfVYSw", "text": "I am giving them a 2 because of the bad service. However, this is decent boba for the price (which has been going up every year). My worst experience here was getting something I did not order and then I realized I was overcharged for what I ordered. I imagine this occurred because the girl taking my order was on the phone and yelling at others who work at the cafe all at the same time. After she screwed up our order she was yelled at by one of the workers there (family run place?). All they did was to replace our order with what we actually ordered but did not refund us for the extra money they charged. We left as we were fed up with the service and now I only go there once in a while (I used to go almost every night my freshmen year).\n\nPS They say they open at 11 (or 11:30 am) but they never are, so never expect to get boba there at that time. One time I went at about 11-11:30 and they were supposed to be open but the guy inside just waved me and my friend away. The service here is crap. So if you want decent service and some to reply \"thank you\" go somewhere else the extra dollars are worth it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WUbc5bFRpJaFdyM7oaK9lw", "date": "2011-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2dbaX7C9FxFT4T-29SD9uQ", "text": "it's overrated.. disgusting food. okay.. cheap boba", "stars": 2, "user_id": "U1RROS3TqnwtNiVqM3B5fg", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "49z50jb5Lj1l5Ru7BQ8hAA", "text": "I've been to other boba places, and this is the original and still the best. Just writing the review reminds me it's been a while and makes me want Thai milk tea with tapioca NOW.\n\nI've never eaten the food, but the candy they sell by the register is fun to try.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gSVbBavrosL9JO89n0GShA", "date": "2009-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-4bjtIuWVfp1Cbb75lfkbw", "text": "I've been going to Sweetheart Cafe for years now, and I must confess it isn't the best. I will testify that they make some really good drinks, and have some good food, but the service here is lousy as can be.\n\nI do have to say though, that I'm not sure what Karen W is experiencing. I've never been here and been served nesquick. How do I know? I almost every time go in and get soy strawberry w/ pearls, and although they aren't fresh strawberries, they're real- really frozen. None the less, I find that my drinks are always very tasty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4M1XD34fdLdgCP28Ykbwxw", "text": "The owner guy is really nice. Unlike other boba joints in the vicinity that shall not be named.\n\nCheap boba specials, strawberry / taro / jasmine green are all great choices.\n\nPearls/tapioca are soft and chewy. Perfectly cooked. Huge plus.\n\nI've never had a burger here and never intend to. But I will always come here for milk tea. Thank you Sweetheart Cafe.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OjO1YCz93ShDJ7BSOAPegA", "date": "2008-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4xnEBmoroT1kuZAf1RKe4Q", "text": "I've loved the cheap boba made out of powder for so long... but 99 cents? Come on. The one in Oakland is still at 59 cents, and it tastes better too. I can't believe the Berkeley Sweethearts has a higher rating than the Oakland one, but maybe that's cuz I've never been to the Oakland one personally.\n\nIt's a great place to be for cheap boba, open til 1 or 2am for wonderful night owl students, in a convenient location. However, their boba drinks are inconsistent from day to day, and their service isn't even trying. It's like we're begging them to give us boba-- okay, yeah, I guess we kinda are. They know they don't need to put in any friendly effort to keep business going, and so they don't.\n\nSo even though I've been a regular at Sweethearts, and I love that bubble milk tea... 3 stars for their service and crowded environment. And please, could we close the door just a bit when it's like a hurricane?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2008-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ExWQLExvIVmvunJyy7-OA", "text": "Yes, it's cheap. Yes, they have super-cheap deals. Yes, the boba is tasty here. But seriously, the rudeness is off-putting and it makes me uncomfortable to purchase drinks here. I really liked this place during the summer, when I first arrived, because I didn't know better, but since then I've been to places that have treated me like a customer and not a nuisance...that's kind of important when you run a business, I would think. It's a shame, but with so many other milk tea places around campus it's not much of a loss to my daily schedule.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VrInnExP20XjZ9QwyyZfvg", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5FpLfOG_y0D75sWxnzB1bA", "text": "Came here late night for bubble tea and popcorn chicken. The one-two combination brought me back. And it was so cheap. Definitely recommended if you're visiting or living in the area!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4lACNNOEfNBFuE4FsSY-7g", "date": "2010-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Lb7enJDEaoHHPKaYA787w", "text": "Still a great place after the college years have long been gone! This is probably the best bubble tea place to grab the perfect tapioca pearls in Berkeley and surrounding areas. \n\nThe bubble tea is a great value. $3.58 got me two. While it seemed sweeter than before, it is a great deal for an excellent and well made drink. \n\nThere wasn't a line either. Generally speaking, this place is pretty quick on getting your drinks out.\n\nCash only.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h9GVLf7Crm4kNuLFBDnEIw", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5WPzFFB5f0GohhsPBfvxvg", "text": "Dude, this place is good! Too bad it's all the way in Berkeley! But on the cup it did say there was a location in SF....anyways, I got the strawberry slush with boba. And when I got my order I noticed they put lychee in it by accident? I'm so glad they did cuz it was bomb!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JWi5vzqPsK6I9XAebiGk1w", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6bI3wN3VugOSfyYvBC4fVQ", "text": "The only thing I ever get from here is the $1.55 Bubble Milk Tea with Boba, which is awesome! The tea isn't too heavy, and the boba is just the right texture, a little soft and a bit firm. It's also really convenient that they stay open til' pretty late. Best boba I've ever had.\nThe only thing that sucks are the people who work here, who seem to hate their job. It's also a pretty small cafe, and is always packed. \nThis place is way better than Quickly! Haha.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OQK28bwSw05DinW6UGOeQA", "date": "2009-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6_MTVeeNZO0ernJRSG81Hg", "text": "Update: Jacked up prices AGAIN, now bubble milk tea no pearls is $1.29.\n\nFor real good milk tea visit Pacific East Mall in Richmond and go to J&S Coffee and Tea", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QD0njdv5eHGFv6RyqML4RQ", "date": "2010-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6o3-IjvXosC-jkPncbD_EQ", "text": "I think everyone else is right. The balls are sugary sweet- yum!  But for the past few times I've been there, I've noticed that the drinks (especially the $1.19 bubble milk tea) is really really really watered down - nasty! \n\nFor a cheap cold drink on a hot day, come here. :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6myoL5JpFC3alyJVZ5_U2g", "date": "2007-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6YsU-peGw6rrbe1IPuNbrQ", "text": "Even though I walked right passed it, I didn't even know this place existed until we saw other people with boba drinks & asked where they got them from. It's located right outside that little alley of food, but I guess nothing caught my eye. \n\nI ordered a regular milk tea with lychee jelly. You can't go wrong with a milk tea. It wasn't the best boba drink I've ever had, but it definitely satisfied my craving :) \n\n+1 star for their quick service. \n\nI've heard great things about their Cookies & Creme. I think I need to try that if I'm ever back at Sweetheart Cafe.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7wOMzYCST8yJ4vicwAwaHg", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7_PFYS1CSkmyGwotzsBZhQ", "text": "Okay jasmine green tea on a hot summer day. \n\nPros: near campus, cheap, fast service\n\nCons: taste like powder + water, service attitude \n\nEh, can't complain since it is quite popular and convenient", "stars": 3, "user_id": "v4dBtkYuBNM9Oo2DwAQXNg", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7RRBXUl3sqrT71nfScOSYg", "text": "I like the pearls here. They are sweet and tasty! \n\nHowever, I don't really like their actual drink. It's either too milky or too watery. But I do like to come here for their cheaper drinks such as pearl milk tea or milk green tea. The more expensive things aren't worth it because you can get tastier ones elsewhere. \n\nAlso, this place is kind of old and dirty....so I wouldn't trust the candy they sell at the front, or the ice cream. Just stick with the classic common drinks to be safe!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7wJsK-C07WJBSE98KyPk-Q", "text": "Omg, there is no good milk tea or boba in Berkeley. The boba everywhere is always rubbery or stale, and the milk tea is always watered down. However, I give Sweetheart's 3 stars, because they have the best Taro Milk Tea that I have tried. It's not too sweet, and usually not too watered down. The service is very fast - there's usually no wait at all. Boba is very inexpensive but filling! AND, Sweethearts is open later than any other boba place.\n\nThe down sides... People there aren't ever that friendly. It's cash only, which I know is easier for businesses, but sometimes I really don't have cash!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gDxSpme9duJavbNusoRRmg", "date": "2009-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7wQKqmnIR135JhcLZ90-WQ", "text": "Pretty cheap boba. I like my boba chewy. Sweetheart has some pretty chewy boba with \"alright\" tasting bubble milk tea. Definitely needed my boba fix, and I got it for less than 2 bucks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8sLNQ3dAV35VBCnPaMh1Lw", "date": "2011-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Cl418jhyHVyzvepYICMlg", "text": "Boba is always good although one time I got some shoddy tapioca pearls. \nPretty expensive compared to most boba places I've been (~$3-4).\nI am a lover of boba so I love stopping by this place for a delicious treat.\n\nI've tried Chrysanthemum (really good), Regular Boba (always a fan), Roasted Boba (also good), Taiwan style (too creamy, not a fan), Honey Aloe Green (not with milk, pretty good), Coconut (very sweet), and Almond (ehh, it's okay).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zuSHTgyhWKurhQBvvNuf-A", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Ma3YcY9veaQ-wyAWQ2cBg", "text": "Sweetheart Cafe certainly does not have the best boba in Berkeley but it is certainly the cheapest. 1.79 for a Jasmine Green Tea, Jasmine Green Milk Tea, or Milk Tea with pearls is a great deal and the drinks are decent but pretty inconsistent. Sometimes my Green Tea is perfectly sweetened and delicious and other times it is about as flavorful as a glass of water. I think it is worth the gamble but don't expect the best-tasting milk tea of your life. You get what you pay for!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9SuJe9fykKKquv-cSBKdcQ", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8UDtrOdUoJLLMNgH-FzQww", "text": "Sweetheart Cafe has cheap boba. I guess it's okay... It doesn't compare to the boba places in rowland but when I crave boba (rarely, especially in Berkeley), I like Sweetheart over other places. :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2011-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9tZXMOqu-ZOmk6IZXkZQsg", "text": "\"MMmmmm tentacles....,\" as my friend Helen says when we go here\n\nI like the fried squid here. It's really greasy and tentacl-y but it's so good and cruncy. I usually get icked out when I eat a whole body of mollusk like thing but for some reason, the dangling tentacles don't bother me that much here.\n\nIt's pretty peppery and you can add more spices to make it extra delicious. It's not gourmet calamari but it's a very decent to-go snack. It might look like a battered clump o sea creature but it's good. Just don't look at it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ujd8BCtbv2lUUC3_XVb1sA", "date": "2008-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9wLtAB0INIZ85ADBmHZmAA", "text": "Drinks are good - better than Quicky's and TapEx.\n\nFood - not so much. Fried squid is extremely greasy.\n\nService is terrible and everyone is constantly screaming in Cantonese. This place actually reminds me of Chinatown. Except that it's in the middle of Berkeley. I just suck it up and get my drink, because this is the only decent milk tea place in Berkeley. SIGH.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iBFApwMrKOGhofHI15ff8g", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A5uGaCnmyra7UjxAeQkW5w", "text": "All I have to say is that this place has effectively rekindled a boba addiction. \n\nLady's kinda mean though! I'm sorry a Mexican decided to come in. Well actually, I think it was the fact that I was clueless and my boyfriend wasn't that made her be kind of rude. I'm not Asian I swear ;_;\nI experience this a lot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rb3ujWPPnhvvshHJzD6Uhg", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A8-QuqQ9F1soLhoBbezkag", "text": "Pretty much the best boba AND the best popcorn chicken I've ever had. The boba is always soft and chewy, and I LOVE how you can pour seasoning onto your chicken on your own! Boba is pretty cheap and they make it SUPER fast. The chicken is actually expensiveish, and it takes them literally 5 minutes to make it. \n\nThe only other real downside is that if you want your boba with hot milk tea, they will charge extra. Also that they don't know what \"boba\" is, so you have to order \"Bubble Milk Tea with Pearls.\" And that 90% of the time that I've ordered the boba+chicken combo, they give me like, the Taiwanese version of boba or something, where the milk tea is VERY orangish in color. I'm not sure how to convey that I just want the normal boba, but the orange one still tastes normal so I'm okay with it for now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aaOkRkHyy8SUHTxKbnbt7Q", "text": "Cheap bubble tea and Taiwanese street food. What else can a starving student ask for? Neither are great quality but the price can't be beat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v5XSCgTsH9NPrShAnMX-5A", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aCMDrUl9L7vpJBQp9Jq9Dw", "text": "We were trying to find boba in the area and my friend found this place on yelp. The reviews were fairly good but to my dissappointment, it wasn't as good as what the reviews said. The milk tea tastes watered down and the popcorn chicken is really bland. The only good thing about this place is the boba. I have to say, the boba is really good. Probably some of the best boba I've had. I really wished their milk tea complemented it. Because of the boba, this place gets three stars from me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hJ6M1Odc-Wt3FXrwHFT0mA", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AeFhiHYDl-4SqGaOBJucKQ", "text": "Sorry Sweetheart: the one star is for the extra dollar you charged just to heat up my iced milked tea (even though I had requested it hot the first time around).", "stars": 1, "user_id": "P6VjxLDPHeQxH5TnvmTsTA", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aMw91Ptoy-WsCkxMwENhMQ", "text": "Take note: I'm not a boba fan, but I have it every once in a blue moon. \n\nWith that said, I didn't expect this place to taste amazing, and I was right- nothing extraordinary. Not bad, not good. Just your typical boba.\n\nUpside: For all you boba fans, this place is open pretty late.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b8vf-N4UxFBgf5rzrwpIXw", "text": "SMH. I feel like the quality of this place has gone down over the years. Maybe its just me. \nIn high school my friends and I would drive all the way from Richmond to get Sweethearts, and now I only come here for their Pepper Squid when my sister is in town. \n\nThe pepper squid and the popcorn chicken come in a brown paper bag with herbs which are quite yummy. :) if you mix it with the right amount of salt/pepper and chili powder MMMMMM. The portion is also really generous and can be shared with others. \n\nThe milk teas are whatever and anything else is not worth what they charge. \n\nthe service needs some improvement. This one time, I asked for more sticks for my pepper squid and the young worker almost stabbed me with one when he shoved it into my bag. WELL THEN MISTER. SOMEONE DOESNT LIKE THEIR JOB. Dont need to take it out on me! \n\nalso, i find it weird that they call it bubble milk tea and then ask me if I want boba in it.....whats the bubble then -___(\")", "stars": 3, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bbHIVp2BfKt7dIMPq_URig", "text": "i added one more start from my last review \nthe taro milk tea that i got today-was actually not THAT watery, finally.\nif only their drinks were somewhat more consistent..\nsometimes im like \"wow it tastes like milk tea!\" and other times im like \"i should have just bought some quickly's instead...\"\n\nanother reason i added a star is because i have to admit, their boba is sweet. its actually sweettttt! yay!! not many places have that, so i guess the boba SOMEWHAT makes up for the watery drink.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NHJDg7Lrv3UOyRii2gOrLA", "date": "2010-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BiiAqVQ4IB4FQ6304SqKwg", "text": "Really good. Fresh fruits, good tea, delicious boba. Puts all the other boba shops to shame.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fa3P8dibTRU8QG-XwVMigw", "date": "2006-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bzI-a7aUUj_-lkYBFblxdw", "text": "been here twice. great pricing on specials. i was so excited when i got the lychee milk tea and there were actual lychees in the bottom of the cup!!\n\na little ghetto but it's ok.... this place is legit. with good mousse cake.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rb1iaLzOdU5OWOb-Tekcug", "date": "2009-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C85IyOaiJDiI4rs6Ow4x1g", "text": "I used to get shaved ice and boba from sweetheart when I was living in Unit 3 down the street and it was such a good place. A one stop shop for all kinds of savory and sweet treats. But now the place is a bit run-down. The boba is still decent but I couldn't get any shaved ice because the machine was broken! Please get a new machine and rectify this!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bXc7_hewD5ledvVkaS4erg", "date": "2010-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cqpt14ry_VSBtObz8_KoDQ", "text": "Good place to pick up boba when you're in Berkeley around the campus or on Telegraph. \n\nThe boba is good, nothing amazing, but inexpensive. \n\nJust remember to bring some cash", "stars": 3, "user_id": "T0RwWrAdU6kRDC1n-ROZRw", "date": "2011-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CyFg4n2S1CBUoHtGEM3nFA", "text": "Not as dirt cheap as it once was, but still a pretty good deal.  I miss the days when this place was a dollar for milk tea with boba.  Now it's a little over $1.50 I believe -- not a huge price jump, but significant for a boba-addict like myself.  Besides, it was so nice when I could pay for my drink with my pocket change.\n\nThe pearls themselves are consistently good in quality - just chewy enough, just soft enough and a little sweet.  I've never had a problem with quality of boba at Sweethearts, unlike many of the boba places in Berkeley.  I'm a big fan of the lichi jelly as well.\n\nThe tea is another story - sometimes it's watered down, sometimes it's not sweet enough.  Sometimes, though, it's just right.  It's not exactly mind blowing, but quite good for the price.  \n\nI don't get anything off their regular menu, only their discounted drinks menu, which includes Taro, Strawberry (not sure if they include this anymore...), Jasmine, and Boba tea.  The Taro is a little too sweet for my taste, but is very popular.  The strawberry milk tea is nothing special.  The Jasmine (no milk) is good for days when I feel guilty about drinking too much milk tea.  The Jasmine MILK tea though is pretty awful, in my opinion.  Every time I've gotten it it's been watered down and flavorless. \n\nAs far as food goes, they've got a bunch of overpriced candy and some hot treats as well.  The pop-corn chicken is what you would expect for pop-corn chicken - fried, oily and delicious.\n\nIf you want cheap, reliable, boba, this is the place to hit up.  They're open ridiculously late, too, which is another bonus.   They don't have a lot of seating inside, but that's usually not a problem for boba.\n\nP.S. - Don't touch any of the cakes in the deli cabinet - that stuff has been sitting there for months.  Trust me, I go at least once a week.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d6__ileZnHn6_H01QJtYTg", "text": "the ROASTED MILK TEA is sooooooooo good !!!! the best ever...\njasmine milk tea.. not too good..\nalmond milk tea.. OK lah..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2y4DighGW066VNQ4JjUHsg", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DCS7mqMFUkoD84A7PDpaag", "text": "I live in Emeryville, but when I want a milk tea after 9pm, when the places near my home close, I will get in the car, and drive through the 2983578457943 traffic lights to get to Sweetheart Cafe.  \n\nThis is where I go to satisfy my sweet and savory cravings.  The milk tea flavor choices are endless, but in addition to that, their tapioca pearls are the sweetest and chewiest that I've had in the area.  A tasty milk tea, paired with a bland tapioca pearl is not a good combination for me, but Sweetheart makes sure that no one ever experiences that at their shop.  Perhaps they soak the pearls in honey, or in sugar water, but whatever the case, I hope they don't change their method.  Boy oh boy, if I've gone through the trouble of driving over there and battling other drivers for parking, you better believe that I'm going to get my salty fix on as well.  The curly fries, when fresh out of the fryer, are amazing.  I'm a guy that likes to keep up appearances, but I throw those standards aside when I go to Sweetheart, and am caught with milk tea droplets on my clothes, curly fries crumbs on my shirt, and greasy fingers.  \n\nIt's a good thing I didn't go to Cal, because I'd be handing in papers with milk tea stains, and greasy finger prints all the time!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9QrE24JaemD3TLFihmTKxg", "date": "2011-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dkd3Bict5doe4Kzofj3Wtg", "text": "They usually have friendly service. Except they didn't accept my nickels and sell me the boba because \"we have too many nickels\". It is still legal tender. Horrible service.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UHWmNXHTgI58hya1MsKf_A", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D-Rir6hecyuncE_m0dQ4ig", "text": "4 1/2 stars\n\nHands down, best boba ever. Since I came to Berkeley, I have had so many cups of Sweetheart's boba. The standard milk tea (off the $0.69 special menu) is nothing special, but it's the actual boba pearls themselves that are the highlight - sweet and chewy (i think they cook and soak  the pearls in a sugar syrup), they've never been anything less than perfectly done (and like I said, I've had many a cup of boba here). I'm fond of their taro tea (i think the richness appeals to me), their many fruit-flavored teas (lycee and mango are good), their weekly special ($2 + tax), and their hot tea (try it, the pearls have a whole new texture). They have only 1 type of pudding though, so I go to Quickly's next door for my milk tea with honeydew pudding (so good).\n\nThey're open til 2am, which is probably one of the only places opened that late. I have had many great late night conversations at Sweetheart's, cradling a cup of milk tea, sitting at their little tables. The memories alone give them a high rating.\n\n1/2 star off for the inconsistent customer service. Some people working there are just not nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CbUhvPbDTgNbN0CxKrcLPw", "date": "2007-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DSSB6BFPwqKIRiYhx9WZUA", "text": "I only frequent this place while accompanying someone else who has the late night urge to have boba milk tea.  \n\nFrom having a sample sip from most of the drinks my friends buy, I can safely say, Stay away from the boba!  Even though the boba here has a better consistency than Quickly's, it still is not good enough for enjoyment.  They're not throughly gummy =( \n\nExperimenting with the different milk tea flavors offered is pretty fun though.  I enjoy ones with lychee and mango.  Some are made from real fruits but I have my suspicion that the vast  majority of flavors are syrup based (kitchen is in the back and you can't see them prepare it...shaddyyy)\n\nSide note: why do they sell burgers? just why?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E4PD4cMmtvUqW2MmUvUM8g", "text": "Yeah.....uh-huh....good.\n\nStill working on tasting every single one of the drinks on that expansive list. I am up for the challenge SC!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "89WVPgShXMDkcfnBx3A_Eg", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E-MqZgOLQJthjr3bhpGLiA", "text": "Although I love Berkeley, I do not love the boba milk tea its stores produce.  The boba itself was pretty good, chewy and sweet, but the milk tea was no bueno. It tastes too artificial to my liking.  3/4 way through I had to give it away. =(\n\nI was surprised to see nite crawler eggs hanging on their candy aisle. The last time I saw those was at a gas station on the 5 freeway. I was tempted to buy them, but since the lady behind the counter was busy with another customer I decided to forgo the gummy treat.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "X0EGe3wJc4YbPFcqASVn1w", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EOIVCe5JMfLn72fFrdovKQ", "text": "Nice place for boba/pmt - much better than some other places in Berkeley (e.g. there is one on Durant that is cheaper but way worse). I always get the basic #1 or #2 - they're the cheapest and fulfill those boba longings, but there are lots of other options. Good stuff.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8G9kAGXb9EDSJboZxcUhZA", "date": "2006-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EOo8YMGIowi-t1WSqgG1dQ", "text": "You cant go wrong with Sweet Heart Cafe, family owned and their boba is fresh. Open late", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kIuqWEs51XPe9ofbdNbNEw", "date": "2011-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eOsDzWKhJzBZdizhcKflWA", "text": "I would probably give this place 4 stars had they not increased their prices... but I'd have to say best boba near southside \n\nthey could probably improve on organizing their menu... it's chaotic looking for a drink, then looking at the sticker system to see which color/star it pertains to just to find out how much the drink is... and all the while wondering how the heck did they categorize it all... it's not alphabetical.... or by the type of tapioca... ugh.   \n\nalways check the specials board that's by their door... one week, they had the mocha freeze (one of my favorites) as their special!!! ^.^ needless to say, i was out of cash that week (it's cash only).\n\nthey also have decent burgers (picture is of a carl's jr. ad) and dreyer's ice cream (unexpected) and curly fries and popcorn chicken. i'm not a fan of the squid, but i do like that they put more basil in their popcorn chicken than other places. =) they also have mochi and other japanese treats... and if you're craving them enough to spend what they charge for it, at least it's nearby :P\n\nlove the boba consistency, not too hard, squishy and soft, sweet... it's worth the 600+ calories!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2008-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EpPsxuucJC3sKfVr-nkFqQ", "text": "I love this place but the prices are basically the same as nearby Quickly's. $1.49 for a bubble tea with bubbles is alright though. I love how sweet and gummy their bubbles are though.\n\nIt's a favorite of mine when I'm walking to class and sometimes I just have a craving for some bubble tea or if I'm on my way back to my room and feel like drinking something sweet while I read.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2008-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eqR84kkRW6tWcreD_nxiuw", "text": "This place pales in comparison to other places i've tried, but considering prices and milk-tea boba ratio, this place is pretty good. The boba is small, but sweet and chewy, so that sorta makes up for the watery milk tea. And its also a bit cheaper than quickly's. I've the the burgers here once...and it was very ordinary. so i guess you should stick w/ their boba.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_fb99OSZo4qqWwkR03wFmQ", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ExkCGZBogkhqG1-Zfrr9BQ", "text": "Thumbs up to them for actually replacing the worn-out chairs.\n\nBUT BIG thumbs down for them for jacking up the prices of their milk tea by 30 cents. Prices are now $1.29 + 50 cents for upgrades...BOOO", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eYqRGBHss-PQlw5q9s8c1w", "text": "Out of all the other boba places around the Berkeley campus, I only buy boba drinks here.\n\nI do consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur, with Chinese blood running through my veins and having visited Taiwan, arguably the birthplace of boba (or \"bubble tea,\" or \"tapioca\") drinks. I have tasted amazing boba, and though no American boba shop can touch Taiwan, this place is still head and shoulders above most.\n\nThe boba (little spherical black tapioca balls) itself are only OK, but the overall drinks are quite good. There is none of the powdery texture that you see/feel from the crappier boba shops (like Quickley's and Moccachino Cafe, two nearby shops. Gross). They also sell the usual fried toothpick-based foods (calamari, spicy popcorn chicken, etc.)\n\nYou will also find the largest variety on any boba menu anywhere, and each drink is genuinely different. Many are the traditional tea and milk tea variety, but others are various juices and exotic fruits. I consider myself an explorer, and unfortunately not all are good...definitely, definitely do not get the \"Lemon Coke with Boba.\" Exploring is not supposed to be easy, but the reward can be great. My personal favorites are lychee, mixed pudding, and grass jelly. \n\nDespite all the good that can be found here, I feel like many reviewers rate Berkeley boba places based on the weekly drink specials, which do not do Sweetheart's justice. Normal prices are a tad more expensive ($3-5), but it's worth it to truly enjoy what this place has to offer. Go here. Now.\n\nAppendix: I was curious for many years why this thoroughly Asian boba shop also offered Edy's ice cream and hamburgers. I finally tried both once. Mediocre.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "umVlZDCwlXZRH8AF05F34A", "date": "2010-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f0IdCswy6yLX-UioDcmkLQ", "text": "Just a place near work that satisfy the craving of boba. Pretty cheap. Not fancy at all. Cash only, so be prepared.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Za6TKj66D5rXLrDmCfCZCA", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FPGkCPHdr_k7jAs4yHQGwg", "text": "The prices went a little bit up this semester, but I must say i LOVE this place. Their boba is always great and tastes a little bit sweet. Sugary drinks taste great and there's so much variety - always something new to try.\n\nMelon Milk is great. In the summer I love Watermelon Freeze Boba. Their bubble milk tea is a great quick grab too. \n\nLate at night, if you're hungry their burgers and fries aren't bad at all :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AKHX3VbnKrdE_nIOCd5ptA", "date": "2009-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FvnsgjwWsCCyFjRi0KBbBw", "text": "Less than $2 for a \"bubble milk tea w/pearl\", so what do you expect for the price?  Well...apparently \"bubble milk tea\" is different than \"tapioca milk tea\".  Who knew?\n\nI only come here when I'm craving boba...unfortunately Berkeley doesn't have a stop for good boba (in my opinion).  But if you're craving boba, how can you not resist getting a $2 boba?\n\nIn the past, I had a \"pepper chicken\" phase for awhile too...their chicken is not good.  FYI.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3eNXSh82_4UThqhJBwkrbA", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GacrpgofdD1UEinAYdjDJw", "text": "I used to like this place a lot.. I'd always get the regular black milk tea or the jasmine milk tea with tapioca & it was pretty good! But then the last few times I went I felt like the quality of the boba became progressively worse :( \n\nThe last time came here I was realllyyyyy craving boba.. and then when I got it, the milk tea barely had any flavor to it & tapioca was ridiculously hard and so hard to chew.. made me so sad... :(\n\nAnd their service isn't even that great either - last time my friend accidently spilled her drink right after she bought it & they wouldn't even make another one for her! Umm excuuuse me are you kidding me right now?!?? Almost all other places would've replaced it for free if that ever happened. \n\nTHE VERDICT: Go to Moccacino Cafe down on Bancroft for their 2 for $3 special and their consistent & better quality! (:", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JinNpmASOyO1IaBA68PNSA", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GqdcUMrgSpS6hf0V-Du4aA", "text": "All the boba of a boba place, plus cheeseburgers that echo those of Oscars. Sweetheart succeeds in what it sets out to do, so five stars to them.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1MsnMj4q5393HMWGpbL0lQ", "date": "2009-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GSNrhRiLXWN8I1c6mve0Lw", "text": "Decent milk tea and fat portions of popcorn chicken.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aqarlVqaHj8oY_6DHcwApg", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H3Y7w_iszoBkOCuz80hG9w", "text": "Worst thai tea ever. Apparently they think thai tea means milk tea. 0 stars.\n\nSeriously, order a \"Thai Ice Tea\" and they will give you \"Boba Milk Tea\". They really think that's what Thai Tea tastes like.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "jlTkD0H82Up4QEMcAPFdHQ", "date": "2010-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HbIceL234_4JPpNg6Tzc4g", "text": "This place has always been one of my favorite boba spots. The one in china town Oakland, isn't very good anymore. I would really recommend the peach slushy with pearls or without. If you get the peach slushy without pearls try it with some lychee jelly. Also their green milk tea is good if you want to try a new milk tea flavor that isn't over powering. If your in a coffee mood try the hazelnut mocha freeze with whip. The only reason why i didn't give it 5 stars is bc parking is a major B*TCH", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yCWkmNv-eSEji90IkRpWJA", "date": "2009-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HDBqGKhI9bjsUZElEOCoIw", "text": "God, I can't get enough of these tapioca drinks!  I've been coming here for years.  This is the only place I EVER get tapioca drinks from!  My favs are honeydew, pi\u00f1a colada, coconut milk, watermelon and mango milk.  Most of the time (for the fruity drink), you can taste the fresh fruit, sometimes it's a little artificial.  Either way, still delish!  The tapioca balls are soooooo yummy and chewy.  I think that's what I crave the most!  Prices vary around $2.75 - $4.25 for drinks. \n\nI want to try some of their fried food bc I always see ppl with their brown oil-stained bags of goodies, but I usually come here AFTER dinner as a treat. \n\nIf I'm on a sweet binge, I go next door to get some donut holes, which are also absolutely my fav donut holes ever!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wNgYUFUFhxwVUECfZtslfQ", "date": "2010-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hhhmX5At2kpt7MNRVNeLDg", "text": "I'm still not a boba fan, but if i'm going to get some, this is the place I go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "34bU3gnSHUFHNPLNvwl8fA", "date": "2006-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HiVz54voBneZkzXlB_6YFQ", "text": "Tried this place for the second time after a horrible experience with the passive-aggressive cashier, just to give it another chance and my stomach hurts. Whatever is in their milk teas (powders who-knows-what) needs to be examined. Im getting heartburn...like, seriously? To top it she is as rude as ever-news flash: WHEN YOURE CHARGING 4$ FOR HEARBURN AND A STOMACH ACHE YOU NOT GIVE AN ATTITUDE TO YOUR CUSTOMER!!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_R7YJ2tqog5MFlnNssjZpQ", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hnl48l6HK4PiZofkfIaxBw", "text": "I'm from the South Bay, where there are a gazillion pearl milk tea places so personally I think Sweetheart drinks are just okay, teas are not strong flavored. I can tell that they use powdered tea instead of the real stuff...and their pearls are often too sweet for my liking. For some reason, the people at the register always seem a little cranky and come off a bit rude. But I guess it's cause they are always busy and service may be hard to keep up. \n\nHowever 5 stars for staying open late to feed hungry, stressed college kids and because they have the best taiwanese popcorn chicken in Berkeley. It's always nice and moist, compared to those at Quickly's ad Tapioca Express. Lastly, 2 stars for their drinks.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HoIyeUEo5gbhxzK5nLeygg", "text": "Avocado boba = big yum! Nice and cooling after an especially spicy meal. Other favorites include sago and coconut milk, as well as taro boba.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C9ijJDnBaaWNQD5tLcNBFQ", "date": "2007-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HTK3abH2aQGzBrkrnPHYsQ", "text": "This is one of the cheapest places in Berkeley to get your boba fix.  They have an extensive selection of drinks.  Their boba balls are chewy and uniquely sweet but not overly.\n\nWith such price though, it's not surprising that their standard milk tea drinks (like bubble milk tea) taste somewhat diluted and lack a strong essence of tea.\n\nBesides bubble milk tea, for about the same cheap price, I usually get green tea with lychee jelly.  There's a stronger tea taste with a bitterness that is perfectly complemented by the sweetness of the lychee.\n\nThey also offer various asian confections and deep-fried goodies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cADWccKTkKldwwkTb5ZRkg", "date": "2011-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hW2CrcVHXBvgIB4l6CqZpw", "text": "Honestly, I'm not the most experienced with boba drinks :( but I'm getting there! Although the taste isn't the greatest (diluted??), the location and price won me over on day 1. They have increased their prices by a quarter or two over the past couple of years, but I still love getting a regular milk tea boba after a tough day or long day or great day.... yup, there's always a reason to get boba.\n\nI used to come here with a co-worker late at night to catch up on our lives, since we would work together once a month. It was conveninient place to meet up since it opens til late.... I hated the popcorn chicken, too greasy and a little tasteless. They have separate condiments in little shakers which I guess is nice.... but I refuse to get popcorn chicken from here again. \n\nAll that being said, I prefer going to Moccacino!! Pair your boba up with some popcorn chicken (sooo good!) and you'll be in heaven!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "U3qTC8YsmlxDuKMPx6r1EA", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IDl-5vbSrBab4yyulv_cWw", "text": "Nothing special about their tapioca drinks.  I usually get the coffee milk tea which is good.  \n\nIt's all about their popcorn chicken!  Unlike Quickly and other similar places, you don't really need to put any additional salt and pepper.  They already have it fried in the batter for you.  Plus, they put in a lot of basil that accentuates the flavors.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7aLIWD23bSCoMMnae7RROw", "date": "2007-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IFupNavSnidi31f0g6sHoQ", "text": "These tea's are tasty, but on the expensive side ($3-4). To make up for it, they have the best special that I've found so far (on southside at least)--large tapioca Taro or Strawberry Milk Tea for $2.05.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MmnQS_CrP2pXqm9aeAGJLg", "date": "2006-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IMmhpNBRUilZ6Kvq-Kt8qg", "text": "I love all the Sweethearts in all the location but this particular one is close to school.  Although the inside is cramped and dark the tapioca drinks totally make up for it. I always get the cookies n' cream mocha freeze. This is my favorite drink. The pearls are just the right amount of sweetness and chewiness, and they are never cheap w/ the amount of pearls like tap-x. I tried the avocado shake at another place and it tasted like  pure saturated fat but i tried it when it was a monthly special here, and it was delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oFmmwBJZY4Rtt7GM1_Y7TA", "date": "2007-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i_MRosZ9Xr_h9pvXBf95Ug", "text": "K, I like this place. It is better than other boba place in berkeley, and the prices are decent...slightly overpriced for certain drinks, but great for the jasmine green milk tea ($1.79). This is all I get from there...I got a slushy once and it came out to 5 dollars...me think not! So, good for a caffeine fix and yummy...oh yeah, the service is quick and great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IVIxx-RazGgnBHUAvewiEA", "text": "Have you ever seen their huge \"DELICIOUS BUNS. HERALD OF LIFE\" posters? I'm always so amused by those. I thought they would be stale and boring but the PORK BUNS (3 for $1.25) was some of the best comfort food I had gotten in the last week. Warm those little things up and it makes for a great snack or appetizer. I can't give Sweetheart too much credit though since they buy them from a bakery in Oakland Chinatown.\n\nAlso, I don't regularly buy boba, but when I do, I get the LYCHEE SLUSH.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IY7liJHSq4PLdvwx80pBBg", "text": "Last year this was my go-to place for Taro Milk Tea. I recently started going to Quickly's though, and realized that Sweetheart's Taro Milk Tea is cheaper but also diluted. I'll only go to Sweetheart now if it's late at night and/or I'm broke.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9Bn-3UlZCl1d5agYmwsoyg", "date": "2011-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iyDris9Jytz_-cbEdzushw", "text": "Green tea slushy and Mango/ Passionfruit slushy are the best ! Alos tasty curly fires!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6ooBvErZevhZergf-imgJQ", "date": "2012-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J0iHnhXljearG9U0YXasHA", "text": "THEY STOLE MY MONEY! LITERALLY!!\nso I went in one night and was getting a bubble milk tea for $1.79. I put a dollar down on the counter and while I was pulling out the 79 cents, the cashier took my dollar off the counter. When I put down the rest of the money, she said I still owed her $1. I insisted that I had already given her the dollar but she kept saying she \"didn't see it\" and that I \"still owed her\". She then proceeded to stare blankly at me. I didn't know how to tell her that I SAW HER SWIPE MY DOLLAR FROM THE COUNTER without outright accusing her. When she took it, I didn't think she was TRYING to steal from me. I thought she was just holding onto my dollar and waiting for me to get the rest of the $ from my wallet. I was absolutely appalled. I don't think I will go here anymore. I prefer Double Rainbow Cafe on Bancroft (they have a 2 for $3 deal with better flavors). DON'T SUPPORT MONEY HUNGRY THIEVES!!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "w1Kx0pLwThUc9CmwP8UWRg", "date": "2011-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JE6oP239WhO9HTW-JtZdeA", "text": "The first time I ordered a boba drink from the cutely decorated Sweetheart Cafe, I thought I had found my favorite boba place in Berkeley. The drink (black boba tea) was a perfect companion on a hot day walking along Telegraph Ave. The second time I returned to Sweetheart Cafe, however, my drink was too sweet and the tapioca balls were not cooked thoroughly. I gave the cafe a third chance, but found my drink to be less than desirable again. A hit-and-miss place for boba. I recommend trying The Old Teahouse (located about 10 ft. away)-- similar price range as Sweetheart, but more consistent quality drinks.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "T4GxXDhoXVgh5OCoR9Nebg", "date": "2006-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jhARTbJ6xnA_7DezggU2_g", "text": "Very good chocolate milkshakes with pearls here (my favorite) and of course the usual pearl tea (tapicoa) drinks.  Sometimes the service is a little slow, especially if there are a lot of people in line.  Very small space, so only a couple of seats inside.  More of a take out place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hQ0aQ-EdeshMwkhXKPlK5w", "date": "2010-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jKhVPiqgdUazkm80h5u6Rg", "text": "I like their Jasmine Green Tea Boba w/o ice nor boba pearls. This place isn't bad, especially for the price. Their flavors are nice and strong. Their popcorn chicken is pretty good, but oh-so-unhealthy. Small shop and sometimes gets crowded, but it hasn't been too much of a problem at odd hours (between or right after classes), but definitely could get very busy during the evenings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rx4e5tC2szM5Qj18nhzB5Q", "date": "2011-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JOc1nf1gO29PZ1XwQBkV0A", "text": "Always love their classic milktea with large tapica. They're somewhat chewier than other tapioca places.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FfGume32_HVx97uAHWinsw", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jQFuCMQKfye5cVWkMR-Zdg", "text": "I love the milkshakes.  It's like ice cream put in a blender with a splash of milk.\n\nThe pearls are the best I've had around campus.  I never get milk teas.\n\nThe curly fries are super tasty.\n\nThe service is lacking.  They're rude and act like you shouldn't be there.  One time the girl didn't give me my change (I would have given you a tip if you didn't take my change).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wacMn54zms9o38fkDws1rA", "date": "2008-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JUWjbEORAUCXw_NpEq472A", "text": "Yes, the space is small, but the boba is done right. \n\nMy favorite is the green tea boba (they raised the price) =(\n\n No artificial milk crap in my green tea. \n\nThe service is good and fast. My order is always correct. \n\n4 stars for extra boba. =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n873HWLkhdySx21et5uh4g", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K8Zq_qShZaqFa_5ngT25tA", "text": "Best boba in berkeley in my opinion. Super cheap and quick. They always have deals going on which make it even cheaper. I like their mango stars the best. It goes great with the strawberry milk tea.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kH_EHSAYeUTxai3r8RAzVA", "text": "It's my brother's place for boba in Berkeley. He got a milk tea but I don't know the exact name; all I know is it tasted a bit different. They are really quick with making your drinks and actually speak Cantonese. They also have small snacks and BBQ pork buns though I'm not sure how good they are. The prices are decent. Overall decent place to get your Asian drink fix in the Berkeley area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H74c_2LheXJmtEJd2EV6WQ", "date": "2012-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KUPYGWcDXFJ3ZC0JfN83dg", "text": "They make their pearls soft and chewy, unlike Quickleys and their milk tea is pretty flavorful. When I'm feeling generous to myself, I get the strawberry banana smoothie with pearl. Yum!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KvyZHbLjO9Rh_4Mf-fzFzg", "text": "The boba was.. interesting, to put it in a nice way. If you chewed on the tapioca and burped, it tasted like popcorn chicken. i do not know why and dont want to.\n\nThe milk tea was a bit watery and lacking in punch. Just wasn't as satisfying as boba milk tea should be, but was drinkable.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dr_mce0J8Q-BLLOA23KuAQ", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KXwIyJQHP7nSTbrRfadRkg", "text": "My new spot for milk tea. It has a certain taste to it that makes it oh so delicious. Sweethearts also has the cheapest milk tea available in the ghetto, with pearls or an upgrade to large being an extra 50 cents.\n\nThe popcorn chicken isn't bad either, deep fried and served with basil leaves.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L2S03nIMJO6ucxiZSSw64A", "text": "$1.55 for a jasmine green milk tea with pearls...not bad at all! The milk tea itself had a pretty strong tea taste which I like, but I didn't really think it was sweet enough. The pearls were cooked just right, not mushy but not hard that it hurts your jaw to chew it. I have yet to try the snacks here, but it looks like they have a pretty good selection!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qdrwD5tHDh2fi2H8DiWhMA", "date": "2009-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "labeOq0j7ZF6J04Xz5MqTQ", "text": "By far some of the best boba milk tea I've ever had. The pearls were very fresh, not liquidy or hard like some places can be. But as other reviewers have said the seating is pretty limited, but the drink quality is top notch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mb-C2XLfzNSOnpUDVKnSGw", "date": "2010-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lbWwH1ft4uyjIX-YSSTwQA", "text": "I ordered their coconut milk with sago once and it was really good! It wasn't overwhelmingly sweet and the consistency was nice. Unfortunately, I ordered the almond milk tea with pearls today and it was terrible. It was really watered down and the almond flavor left a weird after taste in my mouth. Also, I'm not sure why it was a tawny orange-brown color...most of the almond milks I have had are white.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LA3el9uHyCjn_yj-A1sUcg", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "liY3wXc1qL9Ev6uFjKSJzw", "text": "\"Meh, I've experience better\" is how Yelp defines the 2-star rating. That's exactly what it is.\n\nThe portions of the boba are relatively small given the competitors in the area. The prices aren't any cheaper than, say, Quickly just a couple doors down. The milk tea has always tasted like it has been diluted to me. I can't imagine this being ANYBODY's choice for boba (or PMT to the NorCal kids). But it is, and I'll never understand why.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LqX8Kzt9Ybb-3W2Q_xEb9g", "text": "Drunken night and we wanted some heart clogging snacky food, so we came here for fries. My sober friend thought they were way salty and looked at us in disgust as the rest of us devoured them like a pack of hyenas. Damn they were good. Perfect for our numbed up tastebuds. \n\nI have come here for milk tea on other occasions though and I've never gotten one I really enjoyed. It's weird tasting...like watered down overly sweet milk tea.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-M0mCxdUQtnN30vGWn0jng", "text": "Perhaps all the bad things everyone else says are true. 4 stars because I had my first boba drink here and now I'm hooked* , the blended coconut milk with boba tastes like an orgasm but sweeter, and my best girl Morgan and I always go get them at Sweethearts when she's in town. No one makes is better. At least that I've tried... yet.\n\n\n* I bought my first bobas from the store yesterday and am planning on cooking them and making my own drink tonight!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_k4npIDjiLgioKRgvWHCAQ", "date": "2008-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MGMAQUb0_CIRSZUFmBWnAw", "text": "Ah Sweetheart Cafe. I've trekked out to the South side of campus so many times to fulfill boba cravings. \n\nI remember freshman year of college, my roommate used to bring coins to pay for her drink because it was $1.17 back then. The cashier eventually stopped counting the coins, and muttered profanities in Cantonese under her breath whenever my roommate showed up with the coins. Random, I know, haha. \n\nAnyways, the boba here is always so fresh tasting. I've been to a few other places--the worst being the boba shop on Shattuck--Lollicup is it? I usually order the Jasmine green tea with boba--no milk. It's very refreshing, and usually always hits the spot.\n\nI'll miss paying under $2 for a boba drink when I move further away from the campus. I really will.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W3RgzbhOHuYx0OP4TUJ46Q", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MIfPJE_DxQOr0ZwVJH2hWQ", "text": "Okay. So there are like five other places next door that serve tapioca/boba/whatever the fuck you wanna call it. All of them have better service. Frankly, all of the boba in the telegraph area are similarly priced, so don't waste your time going here!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "iSKzoG9MZ_US10EpN0Qnxw", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mlc0NfssUhTvhN0A60s6AQ", "text": "This has always been our favorite boba joint during college. Nowadays I get to visit it only once in a while if I am near campus. I also introduced my friends to this place and they all loved their boba and wanted more. Yes the prices are a little more expensive than Quicklys around the corner, but their boba definite taste better. My favorite is the Taiwanese green milk tea with pearls. The Lychee milk tea is also very yummy and comes with both pearls and lychee jellies, yum! I also love their fried squid. Definitely try this place if you have boba cravings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LgjFKquyesVjCy9SHqxb9Q", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n8_xmgeIPySiIaQ-JFuLBw", "text": "Doesn't beat Pacific East Mall's J & S Coffee & Tea House, but still great. I LOVE LOVE LOVE their Banana Lover smoothie (WITH PEARL). It is great.\n\nOne thing I don't like, cash only. But it is Asian Ghetto, so it's understandable. But still, I have a card, I NEVER have cash, so yeah.\n\nAlso, one of the people at the registers (a girl) has an obnoxiously rude attitude that most Cantonese women have when they're aggravated, but there's this thing called CUSTOMER SERVICE and it's what keeps me and other people coming back.\n\nA-OK, but needs customer service training.\n\nOh, and the burgers are excellent.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wCJATJj7YcpAKYCuMjJl4w", "date": "2009-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ncF0kmDJJp9Ibtu80vdL6Q", "text": "High marks for the Boba which is a delightful treat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fNuNDMsPrW7tThOK4-JQTw", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NKiMu9aIZiG75e8n1YNL3w", "text": "I've been in berkeley for over two years and I just love this place! I've tried so many boba places but Sweatheart is my favorite. It's a little pricier than other places nearby but i feel the quality is so much better! My favorite is the passionfruit or mango slush. The boba are super fresh and squishy (not hard like other places). Wish that it wasn't cash only, but can't complain about the drinks!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-fGUaLfPIGr5aa1q4jLq0g", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nL6q8eXwv7Uixt6KCZQtVw", "text": "one of the best boba places in norcal!\ni love the mango milk with boba", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8Lc3-TTHjExd79GSQIHnAw", "date": "2010-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "np8Bc1QOMiOTgoCQjt0AUw", "text": "Try #22 the Vanilla green tea with pearl.  They do have the best boba that I've ever tried (yes there is bad boba...one that's hard in the middle and not squishy enough).  And trust me, I've tried a lot of Boba in my day.  They also have some good hangover food ie fries, burgers, chicken tenders.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H4JNrBAoyCk_ZMZWbAf8OA", "date": "2005-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oBn6FX1ZRpbWV1Gcu5ljhg", "text": "Hands down the best tapioca I've ever had. The pearls are always soft and chewy. The quality is reliable. \n\nThe people working there typically feels like there are other places they rather be but that's true for almost every tapioca place I've ever been. It comes with the territory. The drinks are good and that's good enough for me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DsmqdTZx6cE-0d3ITPQGbQ", "date": "2011-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o_CQPUGOoMEC2MxtNDwozA", "text": "Price and boba balls\n\nSuper cheap and great for college students who need that caffeine or just sugar rush during those laggy days\n\nYummmm, flavored sweet and chewy boba balls. Awesome texture.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zv4mCpHT681tUt73IV20oQ", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oiJdcmYMvciocDY6tQ8gaw", "text": "Well, I'm not entirely sure WHY so many people recommend going to Sweethearts for boba on campus....because in my opinion, it's not that great....\n\nLocated right at the entrance of Asian Ghetto on Durant, it's a pretty convenient spot to meet up with friends.\n\nYes, boba tea is pretty cheap and whatnot, but every time I go there to order, the cashiers are always so grumpy or mildly rude. They give you the impression as if they don't even want to be there...which starts making me not what to be there either, haha.\n\nThere's nothing special or great about their boba. About 30% of the time I get boba there, it's warm. And as any boba-drinker out there, you all know that warm boba milk tea tastes kind of strange.\n\nAnyways, there are better boba places around campus! Sorry, Sweethearts, but you break my boba-loving heart.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "L8qWx1ai2mnqZRuT-wjrtw", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OtcjYFTtcjDKA8cr0A8heA", "text": "Five stars for some of the best pearls I've tasted in the Bay Area.  They're soft, chewy, and they're not too sweet.  Plus, at $1.50 for a green tea with pearls, it's a steal.  I'd definitely come here more often... if I lived in Berkeley and not San Jose.  :-P", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nQYU6HNWGm1sz0rCjvxRxQ", "date": "2008-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OUPqbZV-bHLtwZnkSWp4Mw", "text": "I've been frequenting this place for quite a while now to satisfy my boba craves at 1AM or just to quench my thirst. Place is usually open and I haven't been finding any random hairs in my boba so I guess this place deserves an upgrade. But I've come here countless times just to walk back in the bitter cold because I tend to forget that they still don't accept card...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UMQWYXnDUluAxGZfKWN9bQ", "date": "2011-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ov3KHpQZrG3DYncXKDlYEA", "text": "I used to come here for really one item - their fries. Man, when it's 12am/1am, and you need something greasy and hot for cheap, Sweetheart's is the place to go for a cheap bite. It's basically a Quickly's, but not as Asian-fied. The fries are always hot, cheap, and greasy, almost like a bad porno, except delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jVaiCNmWOjoI0led5LZuyA", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OW4e2IaesUEtEuDPlaQZLA", "text": "I'm not a connoisseur of pearl drinks and such, but I stopped here last week for a cheap drink and got the bubble milk tea for 99 cents. It was incredibly good. They have so many different drinks on the menu that I wish I'd discovered this place earlier. So check it out some time, right outside the Durant Food Court (\"Asian\" Ghetto).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_VMGbmIeK71rQGwOBWt_Kg", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oYO530VOzrdKmyTdITNwnw", "text": "No more hot grass jelly?!  One star GONE!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3CVT71cTx_fLbLr9JFr-Cw", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p7T3GFkwC2ZaJhYPelmavQ", "text": "Was there today and had their COMBO D (fried squid w/milk pearl tea) and the bubbletea was alright and their fried squid...hmmmm...how should I say this, I went straight to the bathroom shortly after :(  Partially was either too much batter or barely any batter and either too salty or no taste. Worst part, they didn't even have \"HOT SAUCE\"!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ts23q7bP84qKUZNj8156pQ", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p9UdegMFDsawd0iBl896jg", "text": "I've been coming to Sweethearts since my sister went to Cal. Going on 8 year strong! I can't believe I'm doing a review now, but I'm encouraged to write amount the change in quality =(\n\nI would give their boba a 3.5 star. I always love a deal $1.79 for Jasmine Milk Tea. The tea is never watered down and it's not filled with excess ice (I don't feel ripped off lol).\n\nI remember always coming here for boba and popcorn chicken with my sister, but lately when I've been coming here for that sweet memory the chicken isn't as delicious as before. I would give it a 1.5 star. Before Sweetheart's popcorn chicken had a wonderful mixture of herbs in the popcorn chicken. I can still remember the taste of basil and other herbs tossed with the chicken. Now, they seem to have conformed to Quickly's popcorn chicken... salted fried chicken, not that wonderful. So maybe if the owner reads this review PLEASE consider putting a little more love in the recipe like you guys did a few years ago, it would really make me order the popcorn chicken again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "As7WyhkzXOO88wlVNeNRHg", "date": "2011-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PfFYu2sJbrr3WAL3Cndy9A", "text": "My boyfriend and I went here because we were craving boba big time and we saw a ton of Berkeley students going here.\n\nI ordered a standard green milk tea with boba and he got an almond milk tea with boba. The both milk teas were fine (although the almond taste was a bit too strong and artificial for me) but there was something really off about the boba. I couldn't put a finger on exactly what it was but there was something wrong with the texture of it and after a while, it got kind of gross. I don't think I'd come here again unless it was really convenient to do so.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tMOuv9A8TC-rvMQ5KrD3hw", "date": "2012-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PSf4jGXESeQpPICv0Z8dqQ", "text": "I have nothing against their boba or their food.  First of all, I don't drink boba.  I came here for popcorn chicken after boba cafe closed down.  \n\nI know it's not really their fault since the Sweetheart Cafe is located in the asian ghetto, and most places in Berkeley are probably not quite up to code.  But once, I saw a couple of rats (small rats, but rats nonethless), crawl across the floor and even over an unsuspecting girl's foot.  Needless to say, it was definitely enough for me to vow NEVER EVER to go back there again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xfbSQGUaUAlkQ_v-ZCR09A", "date": "2008-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qyVnmGBdK3tMN3vPVjPzUA", "text": "best boba i've had!  for those who don't know who boba is (i sure didn't before i moved to cali), it's a drink with large mushy tapioca pearls (also called pearl tea or bubble tea).  sweetheart has a great selection of juices, smoothies, teas, and milk teas.  just beware the fresh young coconut juice flavor.  the coconut is *not* fresh!  it's definitely out of a can and has a weird flavor accompanied by a metallic tang.  somehow, that bizarre taste combined with the boba made me feel like i was drinking clotted blood.  it was gross...steer clear of the coconut juice.  (the coconut milk tea is fine though).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rDYdCfT2BuftbJy2HhREFw", "text": "Best Boba in Berkeley. a must when visiting the Telegraph area. this place is too good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9PF9t1FY1gq2JxeecJ-HrA", "date": "2007-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rljzoGzV-gTzonUPgqc-Ng", "text": "Probably one of the saddest moments of my time at Berkeley was when I came down to Sweethearts with just my 99 cents in change and discovered I couldn't get my bubble milk tea with no tapioca.  =(\n\nBut Sweethearts is still my favorite place to get my plain ol regular milk tea because, in my opinion, it tastes the best compared to Quickly and Lotus House.  Also, since I normally only order the plain milk tea, it comes out lightning fast.\n\nThe only downside of my Sweethearts trip is that it now costs $1.29, but it's still definitely worth it .", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QwXpGYoZ4eUE4Bp_sQWj2Q", "date": "2010-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s2xrjonHLRxPxPl0726yhQ", "text": "love the taiwan style bubble milk tea with pearls.  I haven't had any bubble milk tea that tastes better than at this place.  The snacks are yummy too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MJx4laCbLVgZuYRjmEW6QA", "date": "2009-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s74TLNvBQIXtn_o5HcYmYQ", "text": "\"I WANT SOME BALLS!!!!!!\" We only come here for the drinks, never the food (I don't think I can trust the food). They only accept cash - BOO! I hate only cash-taking places. The cashier doesn't speak English so speak clearly. If you decide that you'll be coming here often, then ask them for a stamp card so that you can get a free drink once the card is full (I think ten stamps are required for a free drink). \n\nEver since my bestfriends and I first discovered tapioca pearl milk tea drinks, we've been hooked! We call them \"balls,\" and this place has the most perfect balls, ever - soft, slightly sweet, chewy, and fresh tasting! Yes!! A lot of people give us crazy and disgusted looks whenever we publicly announce our love for balls lol -- \"Let's go grab some balls!\" \"I miss balls\" \"Balls are soooo good!!\" -- The jokes and our love for balls will continue forever and ever... I love getting the usual \"Pearl Milk Tea,\" and sometimes I mix things up by getting the \"Thai Iced Tea with Pearls.\" I don't like ordering any other mixed drinks because sometimes they're made too sweet, and it tastes funky or artificial. Smoothies make the balls hard. I recommend getting regular teas or something light like taro. If you want something really refreshing on a summer day, I'd suggest you get the honeydew melon tea with pearls; it's really light and not too sweet at all. I really cannot get enough of these balls.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6a8XHypxGwNTRWqtqQsylQ", "date": "2008-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sdm7Vv1jPQ5lTdHeE68hkQ", "text": "First I was already disappointed that they didn't have Peach Green Milk Tea. Then I get really disappointed when I order a Jasmine Milk Tea but somehow my drink is super watery and diluted. not cool. :(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NMDayrA20FC7OZXPUbNZZQ", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SfJ3fhzqqVYAbH09PhmwGA", "text": "i've been craving a milkshake for weeks now. no joke. \n\nme and a friend were on a last minute food run before a night out in the city and she decided to stop by I.B.'s for some chili cheese fries, and i realized i could probably get a milkshake at sweetheart. didn't see any milkshakes on the menu so i settled for a coconut smoothie.\n\nwhile they were in the process of making my smoothie i realized the sign on the wall that said \"milkshakes\". son of a bitch!! it's too late now. all good though because that coconut smoothie was on HIT! \n\nthe only thing that irked me out was that when i walked in, i went up to the counter and the guy was on his cellphone. he looked at me. i looked at him. he continued to talk. if i did this at my job i would be fired in a heartbeat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SXfvHWScLghzoTSBqb_e6w", "date": "2007-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sGQG5KrfFDI_N66MExU4pQ", "text": "Oh my beloved Sweetheart Cafe, if only I could give you 5 stars.\n\nI've gotten pretty much all of my friends addicted to the milk tea with boba here which is tasty and cheap.\n\nThe only problem I have happens every so often and every time it happens I am severely disappointed.\n\nI come here fairly often, and 1 out of say every 3 or 4 times I order here this happens:\n\nI order a milk tea with boba. Everything seems to be fine until I receive my order and or check my receipt. Instead of a delicious milk tea, I end up with some dark orange thai-tasting monstrosity D: AND I was charged extra for getting what I did not want.\n\nBecause this happens repeatedly to me and is by no means an isolated incident, here are some tips to keep this from happening to you.\n\n1. Articulate as well as you can that you would like a \"MILK TEA\" don't even say with boba, because they will always ask you if you want it and when they do you can reply, \"Yes\". I find this is the best way to keep the cashier from getting confused and putting your order down as something else. \n2. As Tip #1 has been known to fail me from time to time, pay attention to how much you are being charged. If they ask you for any more than $2, you are being charged for something that is not a regular milk tea with boba (which runs at $1.79)\n\nAs a broke college student I appreciate their cheap drinks and relatively fast service, which is why I wish they would re-name their teas or get better cashiers or something that would stop this from happening.\n\nAs for those people complaining about the milk tea being diluted, I suggest ordering yours without ice. This will keep it from getting watered down.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TsbkNTS0_AzCaRbhhe4C5A", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SiAOcyBqGfGY9MaOWh9ZSA", "text": "My Taiwanese jasmine green tea was realllllly milky, and my friend's bubble milk tea was revolting. Mine at least was edible and drinkable, with the jasmine flavor coming out very strongly (overpowers the tea taste), good sweetness level, but the boba was slightly hard to chew and stiff....so I would most likely not come here again. This might have to do with us stopping by kind of late (11:30pm-ish)...but that shouldn't really be an excuse.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xYwlusTy5fR7KhWgdRzPng", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SinmXo8eNvKAP4YsDYud8Q", "text": "Personal experience- went to topdog but didnt get a drink but only had a bucks and some change in my pocket. walked across the street to sweetheart's and noticed what?! 1.29 for just milk tea?! and 1.79 with boba?! LOL I was set after that. NUFF SAID haha.\n\none thing though the cashier seemed like she didn't want to touch anyone which she didn't even have to  -__- leaving my change on the counter when you can just drop the coins in my hands with out touching me? I don't know maybe shes stuck up or very unsociable, either way that effected my rating but its A-OK in my books", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cFBkW7o2GnXtS1vpfWtK_w", "date": "2011-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sn2f6yRugYmzvrgJ-wXjHQ", "text": "Well...I was a boba virgin. Always afraid of the consistency of balls. And then, I went to Sweetheart, and it changed everything for me. \n\nI regularly order a variety of the fruit freezes here with extra pearls. They never go wrong for me. They are always sweet and go above and beyond to make the drinks to my liking. I even have a frequent buyer card. \n\nNo Flavor? You must be kidding me! You're ordering the wrong thing then! Go by me...the connoisseur of boba.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tSn4tfVhJgYRWg7ry9rtvA", "date": "2008-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SpUTGjvT7J8ICIt9oochpA", "text": "Yum! That was the first word out of my mouth after trying a milk tea boba my brother brought home. When I found it out was only 69cents, I was even more impressed!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hX-jzGsSh9GBNK_DNCkUWw", "date": "2008-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sVWTPfCJ79EJ6BFZwLlbdw", "text": "Best Boba (Tapioca Milk Tea) in Berkeley as well as one of its extremely rare establishments that sells real ice cream and not that frozen yogurt stuff.  They sell Dreyer's Ice Cream and also very good milkshakes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sWTUsLQ8dXG0lFIZGGhASg", "text": "My default boba place because\na. they cook the tapioca just right. not that undercooked hard shit in the middle (like quickly's next door) or too mush gushy. JUST RIGHT.\nb. they're open until 2 a.m., so as long as i can haul ass over there before then, i'm good.\nc. they sell hella tasty popcorn chicken, though i feel like any other non-boba on their menu (e.g. the burgers?) would just be too sketch to try out.\nd. rotating daily specials!\n\ni just wish they had more seating (not so close to the door), so it'd almost be like a cafe where you can study.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CxWcGXtQSRJn6_C241xC9A", "date": "2010-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Szl09plei-TXcywD_6lhNQ", "text": "Here's the rundown:\nTheir boba is pretty cheap. \nThere's always a line but it moves fast. \nCash only.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rz_TqU1qK1iDAk03TH7z2Q", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tamt-c8tf8AaUwaO1YiJNA", "text": "I really wanted to like this place, but have never been more disappointed by a bubble tea caf\u00e9. Maybe it was a poor choice of flavors, but the durian shake was so bad (weird smoky flavor) that we had to throw it out, and the mango was also uninspiring, with a strange artificial aftertaste. The pearls were too sticky-sweet for my taste. The d\u00e9cor leaves much to be desired too, though it seems most people grab drinks to go. Having just gone to Asha Tea House the day before, and spent less ($3.75 on a drink instead of $4), I can't imagine ever coming back to Sweetheart Caf\u00e9's uninspiring environment and overpriced, poor-quality drinks.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VcnnesgTRshI8sk4Jk1wiA", "date": "2012-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tp5smzjXD7uK_owoOJ5yMw", "text": "So outta all the boba places that they have around durant food court area, I'd say that I like Sweetheart Cafe the most. Really lax service, and cheap milk tea which is usually what I go for anyways when I have a few extra dollars in my wallet, since they do cash only. Overall great! But also pretty small and gets kinda. Crowded at night.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mi3DfxRCj9vvg_d1lqayYA", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "twjgLXHbNx8JrOZsMdrpZg", "text": "Don't be frightened by the dirty, over-packed store with an angry-looking lady behind the register. And don't fall for the sketchy hamburgers this store claims to sell. This place is just like a Halloween haunted house: you must endure the torture to get your treat.\n\nThe only thing I've tried here was the milk tea with boba. That's the ONLY thing I get when I'm trying out a new boba place. Wow. The milk tea tastes like the ones I had when I was a kid ... when my Japanese exchange student brought me bottles of milk tea.\n\nSo, I would say this is good in my book. Once I move here, and try some of their other drinks (and if I like them), there is a possibility that this will be my boba place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yT6NLVP6K6zRXPeiRc1CVw", "date": "2010-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TzgOLPkwd0UCWPlZT4-uWA", "text": "This place always seems a little grungy to me, but it's inexpensive boba that is open late at night and is therefore popular with the student population. I had their regular pearl milk tea today for $1.79 I believe--it's really sweet, which makes me suspect that they add sugar. Mochaccino will always be my favorite boba place in Berkeley, but Sweetheart is in a prime location to get tons of foot traffic and I'm sure they will continue to thrive if their prices stay cheap.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u24hMnq9Eb3u1TvPYdVitg", "text": "The only place that serves deep fried black peppered baby squids (you know, the whole squid with the curly little legs).  Everywhere I've looked, they only have squid balls or calamari type squid. I like them whole!\n\nThough they don't get that 5th star because the jasmine green milk tea that I bought had a few stray tea leaves in there... though I appreciate the authentic tea, I make the same kind at home - that's why I pay you the extra $2.50, make sure its strained!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3mhdWROwjuXm5RlH-VuwHg", "date": "2009-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U3J3Htkp6qzAePA3Az8TyQ", "text": "Love the bubble milk tea and the fried pepper squid. Totally addictive. Price is cheap for the bubble milk tea. The place is very small, so you cant really sit there and hang out with friends. They serve popcorn chicken, hamburgers, ice cream and other stuff as well. It closes pretty late which is good (sometimes closes earlier than they should). Given the wrong order a few times as well ==''", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xdtJ0qXOlIJ6S-3PkZz7FA", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ufvAo_u81M_-V3mANevYsg", "text": "When I'm in the area,  I stop by Sweetheart Cafe first before walking over to Top Dog. I'll order the Coconut Milk Tapioca drink. It's coconut juice blended together with ice milk...comes out almost creamy. This girl i use to date introduced this drink to me about 6 years ago and its still the only drink I would get...yes it's that good! mmmmm \n\nI noticed that they're serving hamburgers which was odd....doubt I'll ever try though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6OZxY7Ui8JxHPxKuusoSEA", "date": "2008-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ugfQqZWSfpnEUit4HAW0nw", "text": "Needed a boba fix before touring the campus of UC Berkeley with my cousin who goes there. Stopped by here. Really small place. Everything is posted up on poster paper on the walls. Prices are decent and selection is pretty big. Lots of random specials on drinks. \n\nI got a strawberry milk tea. It was alright. Tasted kind of weird to me. I traded with my boyfriend who got a green tea I think. Pretty standard green tea drink. My sister got a lemon honey tea with aloe. That one was actually pretty good \n\nAnd I don't know if it was just that day but they had full size samples of their buns. They were pretty good. They had hot dog bun, pineapple bun and some other bun.\n\nOverall, I would come here to get another boba fix, but not one of my favorites because I like the ones where you can hang out in.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rm-oUeqX0T3-SvaoGw2UJA", "date": "2012-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uTg21h0z7YwFzIx3iOyMxQ", "text": "the tapioca pearls are cooked perfectly every time. The pearls have the right chewy cosistency.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cNNEYnH2ehvh1Vcfxohcaw", "date": "2008-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UvcZr8_ObyDiSABjMU72lA", "text": "I always come here to get boba with a friend. They have a lot of varieties. It's a little overwhelming sometimes. I usually just stick to two flavors. They are really fast about it too. You just pay for your boba, and it's ready for you in 1-2 minutes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uzJH5QsibfEHajodeBjncg", "text": "Went to Berkeley over the weekend for a tournament, and had milk tea 5 times. and its HELLA cheap, $2.29 for a large milk tea with boba? Hell yea.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cYy68HcqQ7pwA4alwgOaug", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vaJcXMnK_OUqDjengvwfow", "text": "The battle between Sweethearts and Quicklys rages on. Unfortunately, I'm sticking with Quicklys.\n\nService: The cashier at the front is rude. She yells at you for your order even when there's no one else waiting in line. \n\nFood: I found popcorn chicken here to be a bit better than Quicklys. It's a little more moist (or oily, I suppose), and it has never been dry. I would definitely prefer the boba at Quickly, though. Both their tea and boba are too sweet for my liking, and sometimes it even tastes a little powdered. I haven't tried many of the specialty drinks, but hey, college budget.\n\nPity, I didn't want to side with the chain, but for boba, I'm going with Quickly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vbWowO4o002aSvk3lj1cOg", "text": "Had a Jasmine milk tea w/ pearls.  Pearls were really good.\n\nunder $1.50 CHEAP.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pTj6kSZGONP2Fapetp36pw", "date": "2011-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vC6LfmUzRigL7-rLUXfIiA", "text": "I went yesterday for a strawberry milk tea and an ovaltine slush boba.\n\n$5.98 for 2 including the $1.45 special\n\nPearls are good.\n\nOvaltine could have been mixed more. \n\nSatisfied my boba craving but not very memorable.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LUxRNzH6wg1pMRu1yZp6Kw", "date": "2008-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vi4ATkZLucW3vMOAI7pHwQ", "text": "One of the few places with sago. \n\nThe only tapioca place I got when I'm in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OhsTFtSTMEREcZJyq2FS8A", "date": "2010-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vJHUNe2dQb929URm330w3Q", "text": "Other people have talked about it and it's true:  MUSHY BALLS SUCK.  Sweetheart is really imbalanced and for some reason can be perfect sometimes, and horrible other times.  Quickly's is far more consistent and cheaper.  The people working there seem to look down upon everyone going to their store for some odd reason.  \n\nTo their credit, they are open fairly late when everyone else is slow which is good for those late-night boba runs.  Also the little snacks are quite good.  Still, for a drink shop it leaves a lot to be desired in the drink department,", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B0Q2YqU3zmFKwLsLVy3BZw", "date": "2007-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vqMSRyQweS8zkyNoHjikFQ", "text": "I've never liked boba much but that was because I hadn't tried it from Sweetheart's. My roomie now (floormate then) took me here and I refuse boba from any other place. \n\nFirstly, it's really inexpensive. Secondly, the taste of the milk tea and the boba are yummy. I've had some of the slushies which were a bit too filling for me. The milk teas were a much better fit. I like strawberry milk tea the best and boy do I gulp that thing down. The boba is sweet and chewy which I really like. \n\nMy heart belongs to Sweetheart's!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SAm4XpHGqodTvIqYZk_YLg", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vvpv-1MUR5Hodpi6oUA7mA", "text": "I LOVE PASSION FRUIT GREEN TEA!!! this place is bomb... i love bubble tea and i can honestly say that this is the BEST bubble tea in the bay!!!!\n\n\nYAY SWEETHEART CAFE!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tAlHm04uyCHinwjHkFML1Q", "date": "2009-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WDbgUMPBSCCb9d0XxFj7ow", "text": "We were close by and had to stop. I had my usual  litchi green milk tea with boba. Cool little spot!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OpScnY0w_qV5dwfn224FFw", "date": "2009-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wHdxvn-mlFdjdFR07il1PQ", "text": "It was 11pm, I was at a cafe in Berkeley getting some work done, and then just out of the blue, the manager kicked my bf and I out because they were closing.\n\nSo... having the munchies and craving tapioca drinks, we checked if Quickly or Tapioca Express were open at this hour only to discover that they close pretty damn early! It's Berkeley, a college town!!!! Why would you guys close at 9 and 10pm in the first place?!!! :( But anyways, we Yelped some places that served tapioca drinks and Sweetheart Cafe came up as one of the first few results! \n\nWhen we got to the cafe, we noticed a lot of people hanging out near the entry way, so I was thinking it was going to be packed with 40 or more people. Turns out it's more of an \"order-and-get-the-hell-out\" type of cafe since the space surrounding the cashier was occupied by huge boxes and only as much as 8 people could wait inside for their orders. I got a little claustrophobic once I put in my order, so I decided to wait outside until everyone else left.\n\nFifteen minutes later, I receive my order: a green apple slushy with tapioca AND lychee cubes, popcorn chicken and fried fish balls. I've never had a green apple slushy before, nor have I had lychee cubes added into a tapioca drink, but it tasted great! The lychee acted as a sweetening balance to the sour taste of the green apple juice. I wouldn't have enjoyed the drink as much without the lychee. The crispy popcorn chicken tastes exactly as it's made by Quickly, Tapioca Express and Lollicup (ironically), but the fried fish balls were damp and bland. It could use some salt and pepper, but then again, maybe I should have ordered the curry fish balls instead.\n\nNot sure if I'll be coming back here in the future since I rarely spend time in Berkeley, but since the cafe sits next to a very attracting food plaza with nearly every ethnic food you can think of, I just might think about getting a tapioca drink from Sweetheart Cafe before leaving.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6fQumoFVILYMA3nDne7dCg", "date": "2011-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wIfMv8wiCwTk5J_5QKt2Yw", "text": "Sweetheart has locations in Oakland Chinatown, this location in Berkeley, and in McCarthy Ranch (Milpitas).  They are very consistent in the flavor of their drinks and the same drink will taste the same at a different location.  \n\nMy personal favorites are Mango Milk, Jackfruit Smoothie, and Taro and Coconut Milk.  Each drink is about $4, and they are definitely better than Quickly inside of Durant Square.  \n\nTip 'o the day:  Ask for a stamp card.  Buy 10 drinks, get one free!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C8SKLtS68T1rErJms0Z-FA", "date": "2008-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wpIp2Pd839xcFawA0eoI5w", "text": "Cheap boba. Like $1.25 for a regular...yea that's all that matters. awesome", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u_UdyZLf_ZgMkGlHFcjabQ", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WSlJnjPYR46OpAKHIf7L3g", "text": "Dang, I haven't been here since college.  When a boba craving hits, it hits.\n\nI had a lychee green milk tea with boba and it hit the spot.  Yummy, chewy tapioca! Definite plus for having actual lychee fruit chunks. Too bad some of them were too big and didn't make it through the straw, sad day. \n\nStudent friendly prices and speedy service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D2b4DENpkezsw90fC2vWdw", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wU1ODY7TZvUBUwPZ9-hz2w", "text": "Cheap boba! Get the jasmine green milk tea; it's under 2 bucks with pearls.\n\nIt's one of the better boba place close to campus, but I've had better boba elsewhere. \n\nI wouldn't buy the candy or the cake/mochi things in the display, cause I feel like they've been there forever. \n\nI would also refrain myself from ordering anything other than the simple tea bobas (bubble tea, jasmine green tea, jasmine green milk tea). The fruit and the \"hamburger\" ingredients are probably not the freshest, and the popcorn chicken is a giant oily mess.\n\nHowever, now they sell pineapple buns and pork buns (a couple of bucks for a pack of three, I think). Haven't tried them yet, but they seem to restock everyday. \n\n\nCash only, like everything else in asian ghetto (or DFC, so all you politically correct people out there).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wVyfB4k_64lp2v8ggt09Ig", "text": "This place is conveniently located in berkeley's notorious \"Asian Ghetto.\" I always stumble into here on my way back to my apartment on a hot day. Their boba is pretty standard; average prices. \n\nI always get the strawberry milk tea for 2 bucks. My favorite drink from here is the strawberry peach smoothie w/ boba. A little pricy at over 4 bucks, but it's delicious! Don't get the strawberry banana  one though...no flavor :(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Nuk54dt8Osk8ghUhpuNxqQ", "date": "2012-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wyiJbtbGmIPOhKO3rHUDVA", "text": "When visiting Berkeley last summer, I suddenly felt the overpowering need for boba tea.  And there this place was, like a miraculous apparition from the heavens!\n\nAlas, had it only been a mirage, and not a real place existing in the real world.  This is the first place from which I've had tapioca tea so disgusting that I had to throw it out.  I ordered taro milk tea with boba - usually a pretty foolproof choice.  Wrong!  It tasted like aspartame with artificial grape flavoring plus a hint of potato.  My companion had something else, I think a Thai tea, and it was slightly less murderously offensive, but nothing I would call tasty.  I wouldn't come back here unless I was actually in a desert and dying of dehydration.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FLMRT4tDE4VlM1wyDK5QGg", "date": "2009-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x2Iy5uwoeui0tZqDV7MLDA", "text": "This place deserves 5 stars because it is SO GOOD! The prices are good, the people are nice, and it is in a really great location. I come here all the time, it is the perfect place to de-stress after a class or too much homework!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zkXV1iJWF3tiyTknBZV-jQ", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X5hSvT7r6meo1WX4OI8ASg", "text": "I've had a lot of almond boba tea's but the ones at Sweetheart cafe rule all the others. They have a huge selection of different teas to choose from if you're not into almond, and all the ones i've tried are amazing. Their green tea milkshakes are to die for! Oh and you must order their popcorn chicken. It's little fried chicken pieces with basil. It's given to you in little bag with a pokey skewer stick so you can stab it and not get your hands greasy. We call it stabby chicken. Although most boba places serve this stabby chicken, Sweetheart Cafe has the best by far! I used to be secretly in love with this one guy who worked there but he totally had a girlfriend. Psh Whatever. haha.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YnVg0phnwOMA_qVU1ThLpA", "date": "2005-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X7gKAF1O1hpLCyqIM_xoLg", "text": "Gone are the days of boba for 70 cents. Which is really what they should be charging, as it only consists of some powder mixed in as a drink. \n\nIt's better than Quickly's though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LFdOAP83uARN2LJVU032CA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x7liO-CHFXahy8UfkdH4Vw", "text": "I am definitely not impressed.  The drinks should not even be worth a dollar because it is so watered down.\n\nI have gone to over at least fifteen different pearl/boba drink stores (and no, they were not all the typical Tapioca Express or Quickly's), and this place falls under one of the worst I've been to. I know I sound harsh, but hey, I guess I'm just crazy about my green milk teas.\n\nThe pearls have a weird chewiness to it.  It's not a bad thing, but I don't like it either.  I don't know.  Nothing is too unique about the store; I didn't find the aura to be much to my liking either. Maybe the pink color threw me off a bit.\n\nBTW, I got a bit irritated (even though I probably won't come back again) when I found out that they do not stamp the frequent buyer's card if your item is under $2.50.  It's understandable, but irritating at the same time.\n\nThe only reason why this place gets one star is because I can't give it zero.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "m4PsK-X3t1GvAAj0m2vMHA", "date": "2008-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xD9Bx6mXqtZdSvK4tcqT4g", "text": "They didn't have the passion fruit so I ordered the lychee. It seemed like the flavor was thrown is an afterthought. And their boba is weirdly soft, I didn't like it. I like a little chew to my bubbles.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "q_cYc9EJN1fzV7zwzc6MkA", "date": "2011-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XgK9rpBzUsxwqzdCnTrnzg", "text": "it's not the best milk tea or boba i've had, but this is in comparison to Taiwan and how it should be done. nothing too exciting about the drink or the boba, but I do think it's the best around, especially for the price. personal favorites if I'm feeling cheap is to just get a bubble milk tea or the special of the day (changes once a month or something) or if I'm willing to spend a little more, the green tea smoothie hits it home  for me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "z0M0T6cPikJsSMNG9rQYIA", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xmw0UMAhsx9i2B_WRjThbw", "text": "During my CalSol (student orientation), I tried my first Berkeley boba here. I got a regular milk tea, and I couldn't even finish it because it tasted so gross. It was too watered down, and the pearls were hard so they were only good for shooting out the straw.\n If you have no other place to go, I guess you can come here for one of the fruit drinks...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XsAAMiC4ccNNZtP9EiVG_A", "text": "I come here for the taro with coconut milk and sago!! \nI'm a bit bored with pearl milk tea because 1. it's everywhere, 2. it's overdone, 3. I am an elitist. Snob effect!\n\nThat being said, if I'm going to fill up on a 500 calorie drink, I would much rather go with something a little more fresh, like the taro with coconut milk and sago.\n\nTheir other stuff is okay, I guess. Their pepper chicken/calamari can be good, but can be overly breaded. Their oreo smoothie is like drinking sand though.\n\nYou can't really go wrong with bubble milk tea, but like I've said, you should all be more adventurous than that!\n*********************************************\nedited 5/13\n\nI'm taking off a star because some new, overweight girl who works there messed up my order and refused to give me a small straw. I practically had to crawl over the counter and get it myself. Geez.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "l-USnlHsZrEoR_8PcjvvUw", "date": "2008-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XtEYzMI48QQ5nJ0AnPVeNg", "text": "Boba is one of my loves. I can't stay away. I'm Taiwanese and I've been addicted from a young age.\n\nSweethearts is my favorite place in the East Bay to get boba. They have the most consistently QQ boba of any other place that I've been to. Not saying it's always perfectly QQ, but generally more often than not, it's pretty good. \n\nTypical orders:\n- Bubble Milk Tea with Boba ($1.55)\n- Jasmine Green Milk Tea with Boba ($1.55)\n- Crispy Popcorn Chicken ($3.95)\n\nIf you want the they have a few drinks on the $0.99 list. If you add boba they come out to $1.55. Be warned though, if you order Boba Milk Tea it's kind of like Thai Iced Tea. If you want Black Milk Tea, get the Boba Milk Tea. The popcorn chicken here is always good. The chicken is pretty much always juicy and tender.\n\nSweethearts has the best boba for the best price. That's all.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LFnj4vPZSC6ekfpjyHavZg", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xtMT4DvKY481IluYU1zu2w", "text": "I love a good boba joint, and have been on a hunt to find a place I can come to regularly and Sweetheart Cafe is not it, unfortunately. \n\nMy friend told me that it is a fairly inexpensive boba place a lot of college kids come to, so I decided to try it out. The first thing I noticed was that there was a special: Bubble Milk Tea, Green Milk Tea, and Jasmine Green Milk Tea for $1.29 each. It was a deal I could not pass so I decided to try the Jasmine Green MIlk Tea. It seriously came out in 1 minute, which made me a little suspicious, but it's all good. (The place itself feels a bit grimy, but its in the Asian Ghetto.. it figures!) It looked unusually artificial, but it tasted pretty decent, nothing spectacular. The one thing that stood out was the boba, which was surprisingly sweet. Usually boba is bland and chewy, but these were sweet and chewy! \n\nI left not blown away, but not disappointed either. Try it out if you are desperate for some boba!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oq-FJq7PKrL9cIaFG-G8Qg", "date": "2010-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xY0AYMOl45MBRmU3X1DvLQ", "text": "One word: Cheap Boba!\n\nOk fine that was two words. But you get the point! You can come in here and get a milk tea for the price of $1.25 + $1.75. That my friends is cheap boba, and you'd be hard  pressed to find cheaper.  \n\nOf course the milk tea here isn't of the highest quality but that's expected of the price. You can pay $3+ for higher end milk tea, but that's getting up there in the price range. \n\nIn my years at Cal, I've made many a late night trip here to grab a snack/drink and hang out with friends.  Perfect late night stop for the poor students we all are and were.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wIikjGfP4fqNnBoKPjMBlg", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XyKTCIsgE3FxK7U2cUM-CA", "text": "Their boba balls sometimes stick together and come out in clumps, had it happen to me a few times. The price is also higher than that of Cafe Moccacino on Bancroft. Service is.. a bit aloof and cold. \n\nOne time late at night I went to get some boba with my friends cause we were craving boba. Unfortunately, I dropped my boba drink outside on the cement ground, and the drink ended up cracking in 2 with the boba balls going everywhere. \n\nI was pretty sad because I was looking forward to drinking the boba, so I went back in the store to ask them if they could give me another drink (no charge). The girl at the front stared at me emotionless (as I've mentioned before.. she's a bit cold) as I explained to her that I dropped the drink. She went to ask the guy in the back if they could give me another drink. Girl comes back and tells me, \"We can only give you another drink if you dropped the drink IN THE STORE.\" So, I informed her that I dropped the drink right outside the store, but she was firm with her statement. I stood there thinking about if I should just buy another drink when another lady appears from the back (owner?), and she asks me what happened, I tell her and what do you know -- She gives me the boba drink no charge. Thank you!!! Would've given the place 2 stars without the nice owner :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ii-xyI3stuKwfzSfiHvI_A", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y1op0SkOosMzk8-dATQvNA", "text": "not as good as their milpitas counterpart!  \n\ntiny cafe which consists of maybe 2 tables and a huge counter taking up most of the cafe. they sell ice cream, make smoothies, and have a small variety of snacks.\nchinese college students work here... they're okay....\n\nthey have cheap drinks like $1.50 for jasmine milk tea, etc\nmy drink tasted fine\n\ni've had better--- bottomline : for the real Sweetheart Cafe experience, Go To Milpitas Sweetheart Cafe !! located in chinese side McCarthy Ranch", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QGK0OODRyALxYRKFGiwGFQ", "date": "2008-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yCw3mOGxOCdgsjSi-erefA", "text": "hands down best boba balls in the bay area! very QQ. my girlfriends and i love this place. we make up excuses just to detour by this place. \n\ni esp love their fruit milk series. they use REAL fruit, no fake flavor stuff. best is hot taro milk. mmmm...\n\ndon't forget to get stamps for your stamp card!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "grkfnZq2bNCpeFidKnPYmw", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yK7sepDMSSUwgB4yEF0ERA", "text": "Their roasted milk tea is a godsend! Finally, a milk tea I can actually enjoy without having to drive over to Oakland or Richmond. Nothing else I've had here has been good enough to bring me back--until one day, desperate for boba, I dropped in and tried their new special. Seriously, get the roasted milk tea. It's the only thing that's good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OG4SjnRcc-7bIacM3Cjn-w", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YuiXdrLXKnRMRYZGRENhIw", "text": "Excellent popcorn chicken. It might be a little on the saltier side for some people but as a person who loves all things sodium, it was just right for me. Fresh, piping hot, and not too covered with batter like some other tapioca places, the popcorn chicken here in Sweetheart Cafe has effortlessly won first place in my heart. They also have a $5 combo that includes popcorn chicken with the boba drink (a good deal, considering the chicken is normally $3.99 by itself), and the bag is big enough to share with a friend. Beware - they only accept cash!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SquRnS65D2-e67s0AB5YYA", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yv8xLCVh1jN_tqoObYAmKw", "text": "I get the mango slush with tapioca balls.\nSolid bubble tea for $4. \n\nWarning: Make sure you ask for ONLY tapioca because otherwise they add these weird colorful gummy squares that are not very tasty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Io39_XRF6vZuOwOpcXjfBg", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YV9ggu_3C9WrE1zjhb8ORQ", "text": "I go here all the time. It has quick service and is fairly cheap. Cash only. The boba and drinks I would give maybe three stars at most for, since sometimes they can be pretty watery or have strange texture. The location and times, however, are great, and they have a huge menu, so you'll usually be able to find what you're looking for.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yiAGETZ5LDW2sT-B-XQ-Gg", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yvDN0zRBi8PL2O_BEgADhQ", "text": "Seriously, the service here has gone down by A LOT since the last time I've been here. RUDE staff who just grabs your money from out of your hands. Doesn't even bother to greet you, or say \"your welcome\" when they're being thanked. Charges me for boba when I said NO BOBA and then when the drink comes out, it has NO BOBA. Wooow.\n\nI've always came here because I honestly like the taste of their taro milk tea better than Quickly's, but with such rude service, I can take my business elsewhere. $2 gone won't matter much to them anyways!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "a8CX659T80_jhSpPxe3Fpw", "date": "2011-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yw8B65RTI5RX8TNnqXnGJg", "text": "I definitely like the milk tea here. It's sweeter and flavorful. It's way cheaper than most places too. Though the Taiwanese milk tea doesn't taste special.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RxqIxPQBk04L4ptCgu6Fdw", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zaTXLBlSIJP8OHIIyTEUJw", "text": "After being warned numerous times by my friends about the poor quality, I decided to give Sweetheart a try and I was pleasantly surprised to find that the boba here is actually soft and chewy! The tea itself wasn't exceptional, but it had definitely exceeded my expectations. The price is also very good for the college student :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B1o4KtKgKNg5ZBs7CnWJOA", "date": "2011-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zGIw3WmTWIj8a824vJdywA", "text": "First place I had boba in the US, and a fine measuring stick for average boba in that it's a good balance between price, size, choices, and taste.  There's better, and there's worse around (and in Berkeley, there's a lot of other choices)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-AMObvxH8MsWCiUAJu2iuw", "date": "2006-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "znhza7bAW6hlldtcYxQxXQ", "text": "UGH.  I'm sorry, but I HATE the boba from this place.  Born and raised in SF so I'm pampered by GOOD boba and this place does not cut it.  I'd rather go to Quickly's around the corner.  Even my boyfriend who is from SF, but goes to Berkeley and frequents this place admits that when he comes home he wants \"real boba.\"\n\nUsually my reviews are much longer, but all I can say is.  The boba is undercooked -- TOO chewy.  TOO much ice!  Milk tea is mehhh below average for sure -- tastes watered down or maybe thats the excessive ice melting?  Service is slow.\n\nReally, if you want REAL boba, BART over to SF and make a trip to Irving.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "y8GE1YAEtZLKpI7Kv_t1jA", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zUrZI6w4A6KebYen26LkFQ", "text": "Well, well, well... Sweetheart has impressed me on the second try. First time I was here, I tried the hot taro milk tea with boba, and it didn't taste like anything too spectacular. However, I don't like hot boba anyways. The second time around, I saw the cheap price of a bubble milk tea w/peals for $1.79 and went in. Took a long trek uphill in the heat to get home, and by the time I arrived in my apartment, I was sweating and looking oh so forward to that bubble milk tea. One sip and I was smitten. Cold, refreshing, not disgustingly over-sweetened, and pearls just the way I like them: chewy and not too mushy. \n\nMind you, this is coming from someone who swore that out of the close Boba Trio - Moccacino Cafe, Quickly's, and Sweetheart Cafe - Quickly's was her go-to place for boba. However, now I'm not quite so sure... Uh oh, Quickly's, you have competition in my book. I'm going to keep switching back and forth between the two to decide what's really my favorite place. I'll still say Quickly's for now out of loyalty, but Sweetheart just might be able to nab my heart. \n\nWow, I'm almost done with this drink and I started writing this review about 3-5 minutes go. Either Sweetheart is good, or the heat is making cold things taste better. Or both!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mM1TAS01k6RZPl7LKwHN8A", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZW36aBIQyF9k4oWKCl3QSg", "text": "So, here is my two bit.\n\nI used to adore this place because milk tea + boba = 1.09. Then it went up to 1.19. All the sudden, it went up to .99 for tea and .50 for boba. WHAT THE HELL!\n\nWith this price, I am definitely going to Lotus House for their much better tasting tea and much better boba. Honestly, this place was only bearable when the price was low. I used to make Sweetheart my default and Lotus House as my secondary luxury boba. But now, with the price hike, I suggest everyone migrate to Lotus House. Lotus House actually mixes the tea in front of you and it's not as sweet.\n\nOverall, I really hate the Cantonese speaking douchebag who keeps on yelling at his workers. This is another tragedy of understanding Cantonese. I hate it when I go to a restaurant and the workers think that you don't understand what they are saying, therefore, giving them the right to say whatever they want. Douche!\n\nI was considering a one star, but their salty chicken is actually pretty good and they have spices by the exit that allows you to control the spice level of your chicken. That's the only other redeeming quality.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zYkuVEGGSsAgpw-PwKXw9A", "text": "Thanks for making my Mocha Snow Bubble with extra tap, just right, every time I come here!  \n\nI love that this place is right next door to Steve's Korean BBQ.  Come for some Korean BBQ and pick up a Mocha snow bubble before or after dinner, love it!  It gets packed sometimes with all the college students waiting in line, but to me, it's worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MyRkSyp5BwHqfu58FZ6Iyw", "date": "2012-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "b87ZwCDdoQB68b2w_Vaveg", "text": "My default choice: strawberry milk tea with pearl. I used to love how before, whenever I would order any milk tea with pearl it would only cost $1.50 exactly. Now that they've upped the price, I'm not frequenting here as much, thus the 3 stars. \n\nI hear they make a mean delicious burger (but I have yet to try). I love their fried squid and chicken poppers, especially after a drunken escapade.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ViL_qMtXxLcT8EddI-pkIA", "date": "2009-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "D4RbMNyedide1FHOrbWL5A", "text": "3 Words: REALLY GOOD BOBA. yeah i said, BOBA and not TAPIOCA...\n\nTheir POPCORN CHICKEN & FRIED SQUID IS ALSO GOOD.\n\nThey're opened late which is a bonus: 1 am on Thurs and 2 am on Fri - Sat =)\n\nPersonal favorite is the Jasmine Green Milk Tea with Boba no or little ice :)\n\nI don't really get the asian snacks/junk food there cuz it seems like it just sits on the shelf haha", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IOhVIAjtdGo3NZ75_fF4Qw", "date": "2009-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "owP3WCQDdHn4tLqljvZbuA", "text": "Can't lie that I've been here many a late night....\n\nEven with the price hike a couple cents, I still manage to come back here from time to time for my fix of random flavor tea (no boba plz).\n\nI make an effort to experiment their special flavor blends, but the most recent one \"Pomegranate Green Tea\" is just syrup + green tea = Jolly Rancher Tea. BLARGH.\n\nMore interesting ones have been Avocado Lychee (intriguing flavor even if it did look like grass + dirt) and Papaya Mango Milk.\n\nMy friends and I have a running joke about the burger meals and picture they have there. We're still wondering if the burger actually would be as tasty as the picture looks, or if they have someone go out the back-door and drive somewhere to get it from Carls Jr. (it looks like a six dollar burger stock photo) and come back really quick....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oyCjjGTQPG33pQ-ugxLrWA", "text": "It's hard to say how I feel exactly about Sweetheart Cafe. My female friends are craving this every time someone mentions boba, milk tea, asian ghetto, kevin durant, or bob. But I can't say I have those same girl sweets cravings.\n\nMy girlfriend is obsessed with their Milk Tea Boba and I definitely love getting a little sip from her drink. But I'm not sure I would purchase my own. Maybe its because I prefer a coffee or a yogurt as my snack, but in comparison to other Boba places I have tried in southern california I would say it's a little above par. Within Berkeley I would definitely have to say its the best boba place, which is why it is always pretty popping. \n\nSwing by and definitely try it for yourself. It's also open late and has random munchies. A pretty wide selection for you. Overall, sweetheart cafe is pretty not bad.\n\nthe Great,\nGumZ", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ViAczEMmp3WQDxX0z6TwKA", "date": "2011-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qN82xmkgRkaq3Xf1F4bP2A", "text": "i crave popcorn chicken every weekend", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8HtQ6oC1p_G7puf18v1Dfw", "date": "2009-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sWW2QppC-jMaKORdpZjLWw", "text": "I love this place!  My taste buds still have yet to come across any taste short of delicious at this spot.  Sweetheart Cafe offers a wide variety of tapioca drinks.  Pretty much whatever flavor you crave, they offer.  The food they serve here is also very good.  Their popcorn chicken comes second to none, and their burgers are also surprisingly tasty.  I have never had problems with the service here, so that is definitely a big plus.  This really has no relevance, but there is also some eyecandy to look at sometimes...if you come while school is in session.  Anyway...whenever you are in Berkeley and have a craving for boba, I suggest you pass by this spot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uvv91IRfKaNh8PW9_jb1iw", "date": "2009-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "i7Snt-Kxw5dkjseZ44gf6A", "text": "Meh. \n\nLet me let you in on a secret, I UNDERSTAND CANTONESE. So, don't try to pull a fast one on me. Service is pretty bad. I swear they just slam your charge onto the counter and walk away. Not even a 'what can i get you' but a 'NEXT!' \n\nTheir milk tea is watered down. Also, they skimp on the boba. \n\nPro: Their tapioca is good in comparison to other places, they open late, its spacious inside, reminds me of Asia.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aVIp7GqkB-xE2oByrsev7Q", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "vwPn9fEgOYDxzQt9RVLO3A", "text": "Re-visited Berkeley to grab some milk tea,\nKathleen wanted Sun Hong Kong, but Sweethearts for me!\nOrdered the usual, Taro Milk Tea to go,\nGrabbed the purple straw - matching, I know.\nTook a sip, knowing Sweethearts couldn't be beat,\nLooked up at my friends and exclaimed, \"This is too sweet!\"\nKathleen gave me a face and said, \"Told you so,\"\nThen reached for my milk tea to give it a go\nWe agreed that the boba, though, was just right\nSo it wasn't a total milk tea fail that night\nSweethearts, I ask, please lower the azucar\nCuz right now in my book, you are only 2 star   : /", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xiBGreimmO1XYqznZIwv1w", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "S7zEk_n87cyD4PhgyBArOQ", "text": "Statistics show that the Earth's surface is approximately 71% covered by water, with only 3% of it being freshwater; the human body is composed of up to 60% water, with the brain being 70% water; and a watermelon is astoundingly made up of 92% water.  Olympic swimming events draw audiences with an irresistible magnetism; amusement park water rides are often the most satisfying on scorching summer days; and a skillfully-aimed water balloon produces indescribable elation.  Despite the prevalence of water across the world and the numerous joys it produces, its overwhelming concentration in a milk tea drink is undesirable.\n\nSweetheart Cafe's original milk tea with tapioca is so watered down and flavorfully weak that a 90 year old man can convincingly beat it in an arm-wrestling contest.  The initial sips produce nostalgic memories of tasting muddied water after being tackled during a rainy day football game.  Subsequent attempts at downing the drink invoke heart-wrenching feelings of betrayal in being cheated of $2.75, and prompt a litany of better uses of the money to race through the mind.  \n\nI had never thrown away such a high percentage of unfinished milk tea, but a higher percentage of water had never invaded my milk tea.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "IWQPNqURV73CSPLkZK6urg", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "Kn5zvwcxHo21ONqY4qv8qQ", "text": "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOO.\n\nI do NOT want that plastic wrap over my #72 Cookies & Cream w/ Boba! I want the DOME-SHAPED lid plus WHIPPED CREAM that you used to give me before!\n\nWe had such a good 3 year old relationship, what happened to ya? After all the tender loving care I gave, all the money I spent on you, all the time and trouble I went through to visit you - after all of that, you're going cheap on me and skimping out on the whipped cream now?\n\nSweetheart, I know the economy is harsh, but love should surpass the boundaries of money. I'm sorry, it's over. I'm moving on to your brother in Chinatown - he can give me what I need, even during bad times.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w3iChbP_eECDwP4ar-zORA", "date": "2009-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "twRB5YLyRUZIJ9h0E-Yc-A", "text": "The first boba place I ever visited.  For six boba-only months of my college life, things would never be the same.\r\n\r\nI'm all boba-d out, and it's Sweetheart Cafe's fault.\r\n\r\nMy boyfriend says balls don't belong in a drink.  He might be right.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "32sxRjdlvBsQRiwuGQUeXQ", "date": "2005-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2t0XuPHwR0_X8avKR0cyRQ", "text": "Hands down best boba in Berkeley. The tapioca balls have the perfect amount of give and the correct sugar content. Also try their pepper crispy squids! Delish!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jXOcTKisD-R97eyHYNyU0w", "date": "2006-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4MkkEpNpXgHekTL3UdYSAA", "text": "Was wandering around Berkeley and found this place for a bubble tea and chicken nugget fix. Had a black milk tea and the nuggets were fine, but over-seasoned. The wait was a long time (I know, they have to fry up the nuggets), but I wasn't too impressed with the quality. It's average.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8Ro5_H9HE8WnJhfz4ucqRQ", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4PZ_EyyiWoE49wbgvjuyRQ", "text": "I would've originally given Sweetheart Cafe 3.5 stars because they're a pretty standard boba place, order your drink, pay and get a yummy treat after. Minus a star for cash only and minus another half star for the wait.. but I give Sweetheart two stars today because after they got my order wrong, a cold almond milk tea instead of a hot one, they proceeded to fix the problem by pouring the cold drink into a hot drink cup, scooping the ice out and then heating it up. I ended up with a hot almond flavored water drink. \n\nI'd come back if it was one of my last resorts to fix a hot milk tea craving. I need to find myself another cafe/tea house with hot milk tea as good as sweethearts, minus the horrible service.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3Y9-vbJgdU1Ie2h0v4kqsQ", "date": "2010-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7kr3mcmw14Uu5COJJ8x_tg", "text": "Sweetheart CAFE is my college sweet heart crush! \n\nIf you're in the area and looking for a quick, tasty and cheap snack, I totally suggest this place! If you've never tried 'Bubble tea' type drinks, this is a great place to try one.\n\nCheck out this wikipedia link:\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_tea\n\n\nThe real reason why i go here is not just for the Bubble Tea, but for the   \nlate night SNACKS!!!\n\nIf your have a flexible and open palette, you have to try the SALT & PEPPER SQUID!!! extremely tasty and crispy! They fry it for you on the spot and serve it in a brown paper bag with only a stick to poke it out. \n\nStreet Cart style experience in Berkeley without the cart. LOL\n\nAnother snack sensation you have to try is the 'Fried POPCORN Chicken' \n\nIf you're not sure what kinda of Bubble Tea to get when you're here, you can try my default: \"Milk Tea with Pearl\"\n\nOk, this is getting me hungry! I think I'll go there TONIGHT! lol", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wuEwwEZ3YSOt_KvEdj0R7w", "date": "2010-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aJOuf9-6C9ILS6ZUv4unVw", "text": "Can't beat the price. \nThai tea all the way.\nStay away from taro.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ryFL5AT_BtZMQSdzse-GjA", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aznvm-5DoDHsHmoxpfkr3Q", "text": "This boba cafe never disappoints. I've gone here numerous times and their boba drinks are always really tasty. See, the trick is making the consistency and texture of the tapioca (boba) balls good. You don't want it to be too chewy/hard and you don't want it to be too soft. And trust me, I've had it both ways and it really ruins the drink. But this place nails it, every time! \n\nEven something that sounds really gross (i.e. cookies and cream boba) is surprisingly good. My fave is the regular milk tea boba. Yummy! The passionfruit smoothie boba is also a must-try.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k5cpEIaAsQ-aavDAjHPDyQ", "date": "2007-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bSur0o9-Apiev6cg10lzMg", "text": "The drinks are good, but not rich enough. The food is not bad. They serve burgers and fries. They sell Asian snacks at the counter, but at expensive prices. If I'm having a good day, I like to celebrate with a scoop of green tea ice cream.\n\nService is fast. They have weekly specials on drinks. The cheapest drinks here are cheaper than the cheapest drinks at Quickly's, but Quickly's taste better. This store isn't as good as the one in San Francisco. The facility is a little dirty from all the foot traffic. There are a few small tables and 3 window seats.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DkxvHU5mM278V-sCM6uwQg", "text": "sweethearts is always packed with students getting a quick refreshment/meal.  Service is normally rude, but understandable for the low prices and efficient delivery.  You order your drink, and it takes less than 2 minutes between the time you pay and the time you receive your drink to pop the fatty straw into the boba lid.  PERFECT.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "96RU_e7Kn-pbDTR0yhY0Lw", "date": "2009-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DMJiSYVMdrqhj_YkceS8dQ", "text": "I always forget about this location, but something about Top Dog and boba gets me drooling.\n\nI love how this place is open until midnight to cater to the college crowd, and regardless of their location, their recipe stays exactly the same and always tastes good!  Their mango milk is the perfect consistency for me, not too sweet and always icy cold.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yy_KQA1FtwilaG-7LB4BgA", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ds_F5-S8Bplsv5q1XLkb_Q", "text": "One of my favorite boba shops in the whole Bay... Sweetheart Cafe is a must stop whenever I'm in Berkeley.  I usually park right by this place, so it's usually one of the first stops I visit.  They have tons of flavors to choose from, and they even sell burgers and ice cream.  I get the same drink every time:  Passion fruit slushie with boba.  I don't remember the last time I ordered another flavor.\n\nThe popcorn chicken is damn good, too.  I love this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1Xu5QNfEJwgztEnt8t-j7g", "date": "2008-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EogTlfdk6iZggU2SkrgN1Q", "text": "Great Pearl Milk Tea here that has a unique flavor setting it apart from most other places I've tried.  Doesn't quite match up to that of Ten Ren in Richmond, but the tea and boba are very consistently good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DICLJDdq0HpvOVYR5mB4gA", "date": "2010-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-gW52k8jIOJFuvYXPJiTfw", "text": "I love coming to this place. Whenever I'm in Berkeley in the telegraph region, I come here for $2.28 large bubble teas. Best deal I've ever seen in the States! They're fast too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "d-IPcAAuPHjkXb2hFxvjUA", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hcRP_FzGbWh7H0HSCJyg7A", "text": "My favorite place of all times in Berkeley. Located in the \"Asian ghetto\" and open late!\n\nService: \nThis is were the minus star comes in. Their service is decent, but would it kill you to put a smile on your face once in a while?\n\nDrinks:\nI love all their milk teas with tapioca. I like the way they make their tapioca as well. It's soft and chewy, but not too chewy. (that's the key to good boba!) And they are relatively cheap. \n\nOverall:\nI would definitely recommend this place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "soFo2vPCPZey3F6XP4WATA", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IrIGdVeDY6P0zUBn5bLlww", "text": "99 cent milk tea! you can't beat that! boba bumps it up to a buck 55. This is the best place to get your milk tea fix in asian ghetto.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S8lMmhzGrj63KepejMu0EA", "date": "2008-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jbF1MENbm_Znld55hRsYSg", "text": "milk tea had a weird aftertaste and they couldnt get my order right the first few times. it's just.. iced milk tea??\n\ni direct you to mochaccino just on the other side of the street down Bancroft....", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cxJn_aySnXA7e7StQaRgzQ", "date": "2009-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KdzQ4d3wifcYFb-qeBtg8g", "text": "If you like tapioca drinks, I highly recommend the Sweetheart Cafe.  On top of their being a wide variety of drinks to choose from, they are all very tasty.  They also have quite a few locations (Berkeley, Oakland, Milpitas and there are more).  My favorite is the White Chocolate Mocha.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WGZwR-umG-1sZ-LI2LF5Kw", "date": "2007-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KJLQ7hsow7iCPPFgkElkJw", "text": "This place is great! I used to come here all the time after a long lecture and order a plain milk tea w/ tapioca. I'm giving this place 5 stars b/c it's full of great memories and makes my drinks way faster than Tapioca express ever had.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JPybqU5dEvD8MQiStJwVeg", "date": "2009-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kxkpfYzqor7fZxx3nlYXiA", "text": "SO..I wsa there with my brother while my parents and sister have their dramatic fight. I was looking at the menu and wondered WHY some of the drinks were 99cents 85 cents and $2..I bought my brother the strawberry milk tea. It tasted more like milk than strawberries which was a disappointment to me -_-;; but oh well...still drank it XD they sold Japanese snacks, american soda, water and that mushi cheesecake. If you want to try that mushi cake, I very highly recommed you not to eat it cause it reeks :[ very tiny store too and I like it..", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lixTHPjgKrbVlth-PF2U4Q", "date": "2007-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LaLdsxQPNHyZeknJxUP5ZQ", "text": "I consider myself a chicken strip Connoisseur  of sorts.\n\nI was told Sweethearts had the best around.\n\nLIES.\n\nso gross. \n\nMaybe their pearl tea is good. Avoid the chicken if you can glean any respect for yourself. Asian ghetto, you usually delight. Not this time. Just ghetto.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CRaBH8XHLS4P_U1FzpU5vw", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lLWwJSXuU5eMDzMpwV8rRQ", "text": "mushy balls anyone? hahaha\n\nbesides the mushy bobas this place has, it was ... just alright. It wasn't that crowded so they were able to pump out drinks pretty fast.  I ordered the cappuccino freeze w/ pearl and it tasted a bit watered down... perhaps more ice than it should have had? They do offer quite a selection though.  They have lots of little Asian goodies, ice cream, burgers, popcorn chicken, and misc other tidbits.  It is also open till about 1-2ish in the morning so that's a plus for all the late night prowlers. They had some mini food posters on the wall which were not really appealing. I think based on the posters I would not order the food that was portrayed in them haha.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LQ8wMPekyTZlDYxgdiGEug", "text": "Maybe I'm just picky, but I'm not a big fan of their milk tea because you can tell it's made from powder. I have to give them some points because I do like their snacks. If you're looking for a quick drink that's cheap ($1.29 for a regular milk tea), Sweetheart's will definitely satisfy that craving.\n\nBUT...I'm willing to put in another dollar or so for a drink that's not made with powder. I was quite disappointed with their strawberry milk tea...I could taste the graininess from the powder. \n\nHowever, they have really friendly service and they are very quick to deliver food and drinks in a timely manner. I like how they're open late at night too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eih3X8OYVNpPGt9AqWBVCw", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mwUoP50DsKW40mOsmmC22Q", "text": "If a boba shop's drinks are cheaper, does that mean you should be more foregiving if it's not as good as the more expensive places?  I don't think so.  I've been here about 5 times and IMO, the tea is average, the milk is average, and they use too much granulated sugar or something like that.  With the amount of ice they put in, on a hot summer day, your drink will become even more watery.  \n\nNow, I want to let you know that my standards for milk tea tapioca are quite high.  This place just doesn't compare to, let's say Wonderful Foods in SF.  Oh and it would be nice if the people who work there could smile once in a while.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EK4gZnUbD4hFk8hcHm9xEw", "date": "2010-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NDgD4pZYEw2H3dUX0XxL8Q", "text": "i've given chances to all the other boba places on durant, and sweetheart's still wins after 3 years of trial. the boba at old teahouse is consistently bad. the boba at quickly is only good if it's small (harder to tell how bad it is). the boba at mandarin house is hit-or-miss. boba at sweetheart's is almost always appropriately chewy, sweet, and plentiful. you can ask for less boba, and sometimes they replace the loss with jelly. the fruit drinks are also made with fresh fruit. anyway, this is the best my socal taste buds have tasted in norcal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2X4yIsAHtPi_UwfgaCCloQ", "date": "2006-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "obGQUKUdoG-3jiWSiah3IQ", "text": "Sweethearts is one of the worst boba places I've ever been to and  I will never get boba from here ever again. The milk tea they serve is watered down and diluted. The actual tapioca were ok, they weren't the best tapioca I ate, but they were decent. Go to moccacino cafe on bancroft instead. They have 2 for $3 for not only milk tea with tapioca, but also thai milk tea with boba! Also The milk tea doesn't taste watered down like the ones sweetheart serves.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3Mfg-vwK9CRfjTBMxQamSw", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q8Nsx5mnkAW2fN0ZcF-RGQ", "text": "Not one of my favorite places to go for tapioca drinks, but it will have to do while I'm at school. \n\nI always get the Jasmine Green Tea here, but only because it is slightly less watered down than Quickly's just a few feet away. Downside is that they don't have small pearls, and I believe that their green tea is a few cents more expensive than Quickly's. Popcorn chicken is good, but sometimes it will be extremely greasy to the point of absolute disgust. Not much seating here, sometimes people don't know how to get out of the way, but eh. Whatever.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qA8Z73lJTa-QOlM_STnQ6g", "text": "The tea used to be more like sugar water than tea and now I hear it's too watery, but Sweetheart consistently makes the best pearls.  They're soft, which makes them easy to chew and swallow, and I swear, they're infused with sugar or magic or something.  At other tea places chewing pearls can be a chore, but at Sweetheart, each pearl is a perfectly cooked snack.  I always swing by for a pearl milk tea whenever I'm in Berkeley just to taste those pearls again.\n\nThere's not much else to like here.  The burgers and desserts are pretty bad.  The ice cream and shakes aren't that good a deal.  There's hardly any inside seating.\n\nThe pearls keep me coming back though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pfWK0FcNG4UMhxl6jfR9fQ", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QFruofdxxw2GtNDTCgc8ug", "text": "Go here for the drinks, not the service. I usually like this place because it's super fobby, you're guaranteed a boba drink reminiscent of Taiwan and it's close to Steve's Korean BBQ which I like. In the years I've been going there, a guy named Raymond but whom I call \"Eva\" because that was the name on the receipts he'd hand me, always helped me. Nice guy and fast, too. Anyway, I go there yesterday after having place an order at Steve's and order what I always order - a jasmine green ice tea, but this time I got it with sago. So she's like, \"You don't want milk?\" and I said no milk. And she says, \"Who orders it without milk?\" And I think, wtf is your problem, I can order it however I want. So my friend is sitting there and sees them whip up a slushy green drink. You know, those kinds that are like moss green and look super gross and are made from powder. So I look on my receipt and lo and behold, it says I ordered a slushy. \n\nI go up to the counter and tell the older, manager-looking man at the counter now and I ask him nicely that I just wanted to make sure that I wasn't getting a slushy, I just wanted a green tea cold. He was like, oh okay, and said that if you order ice, it means slushy. I was like, okay, whatever. So I bust out the Chinese and say I didn't want a bing sah, just bing kwai. So he was fine and he actually gave me money back. So they make my drink, while the biatch in the back is muttering about how I didn't order it right, and I'm thinking that she probably should've been listening to my order instead of criticizing it. \n\nSo 2-stars since I don't feel I need a cashier at a boba shop judging my orders, but I've had great experiences there before and they addressed my concern. That biatch needs to leave. I didn't get her name, but she has long, straight hair and talks on her cell phone instead of taking your order. And her cell phone has like a million charms hanging off of it. I'm not against fobs as I feel I'm one myself, being MIT, but I'm just against rude cashiers.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "36Vr9BASkR2v9NKNoZtiSA", "date": "2008-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QnmtaV080YFLYGLzmsQpgw", "text": "I am a HUGE fan of Sweetheart Cafe!  This place is awesome!  Where else can you get a boba for less than two bucks?!  I usually get the green tea or the green milk tea with boba.  The drink is refreshing and the boba is the perfect texture and tastes like it's been soaked in honey.  I always find myself at Sweetheart when I am up on Telegraph avenue.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wo38nW_JbXC4m_zlaN86wQ", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QriaEH_Mnf-JPnLu6HBHsA", "text": "WOW SO CHEAP!!!\n\nNot my fav milk tea but it will do. Sadly situated in the Asian Ghetto, this place is quite far from my sister's place in Downtown Berkley. But possibly if I follow her to class next time I visit, I can detour here. \n\nI would love to try like 5 different drinks next time since it's so cheap. \n\nHole in the wall, super asian tea place with cheap prices. I'm sold. Bubble tea is wayyy to expensive nowadays.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NinEBvRIeTr4Q-4Su_7aYg", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ssyUv3T0St28nEWlNnQHEg", "text": "My favorite boba place in Berkeley! Really cheap and really good! Some people say their milk tea is water downed and really sweet...but I guess that's the way I like it. I don't know why but I really like the taste of their bubble milk tea and it's only $1.79!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rYJ-o5TwiEj7XMysXOU43A", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UTnJvL_kdpLTZluFSC7RGw", "text": "Very cheap and fast service, but the quality of the milk tea and pearls is pretty bad. You get what you pay for. Bubble milk tea and jasmine green milk tea are $1.29 with no tapioca, and $1.79 with tapioca (for the small size). \n\nBeware: Sweetheart uses powder for these two drinks, not real milk tea, resulting in a powdery flavor. Service, while fast, is generally pretty unfriendly.\n\nTip: If you want regular bubble milk tea, you have to ask for BUBBLE milk tea. If you ask for PEARL milk tea, they WILL give you a more expensive Thai milk tea. And it's not good at all. I made this mistake a few times when I first came here, and left very confused.\n\nI direct you to Quickly's (inside the same square) or Moccaccino Cafe (on Bancroft).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "28FZnuUJi7G9MPdwMCNyVA", "date": "2011-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UykLNqnskveRFs3Rg1N8bg", "text": "The original boba hot spot of the UC Berkeley campus.  Quickly's and Old Tea House aren't even comparable.  The snacks are yummy too- curly fries and popcorn chicken are my picks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LRu6qFBVdQwIaianzGM-Gw", "date": "2007-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VwoJIIOlvMkjfgPS17tjLg", "text": "All I've had here is the bubble milk tea because everything else is like 3 times more expensive and honestly, at 1.79 a pop, why would i get anything else?  Anyways my rating is solely based on their cheap bubble teas, which, if you're an avid boba fanatic like myself, won't wow you.  However, you won't be disappointed either.  Quick service and the boba itself has this peculiar, candy-like taste to it which I enjoy but could very easily ruin the beverage for others.  \n\nCash only. :(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wa-xDfK4JZ8CYTL23QsJ_g", "text": "Originally, I gave them 5 stars for having Taro milk tea for under a dollar...BUT i walked in there today and they increased it to a wallet devouring $1.45. \n\nNot only is $1.45 more expensive, but it's also a very inconvenient amount to pay for a drink.  Paying 2 dollars will result in you getting at best 3 (2 quarters and a nickel for you philosophy majors) coins back...how inconvenient =( . \n\nI've recently seen a lot more people walking around with Quickly drinks and now I know why.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "56HrzaFh2WGH8yB50YBSvg", "date": "2008-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ycFVGwmS4oKaVbGVsG_nlA", "text": "I came back here for their milk coffee boba, which I absolutely enjoyed.\n\nThey had different workers compared to my previous visits. They were nice and efficient.\n\nBoba was perfect. Not too soft and not too chewy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C3aWYjdI3xZIaFOuswnu6A", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yFixo6o1cFMXw6QP8XN-wQ", "text": "Pooh says \"I'm so rumbly in my tumbly, time for something sweet\"\nThis happens to me too, but it is always in the middle of the night and I want something crazy like an strawberry Julius or a unsweetened lemon tea or some type of crazy jelly. Sweetheart takes the cake because they have more options than Quickly and they are open late unlike Moccacino. \n\nI must tell you that I always try something different and sit there while they make it thinking \"that was so stupid, i know i won't like this\" and they always prove me wrong. whether I want a major sweet fix or \"less sugar\" as they have taught me to order, I am always delighted. now i will admit the boba itself stinks but everything else makes it worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KgGNUaAq8ZfD1PVuRxEwOw", "date": "2009-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ztW3_llXEe0d903kd_2A7A", "text": "I got a strawberry milk tea boba here. It was a little too sweet for my taste, but really fresh boba. I didn't taste the tea in the milk tea. It just tasted like strawberry milk to me. Fast and nice service though. Just not a big fan of the \"weak\" drinks here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "otRk7mNeYSLghvxRretahQ", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-escurL0uJwqiTFGCQqzLg", "text": "Oh my gah... how does this place have this many stars. My friend and I walked down here at the beginning of the semester on a Sunday afternoon. What a mistake that was. We both ordered the same thing.. a regular pearl milk tea.. but hers was $1.20 more expensive than mine...?? \n\nWe obligatorily finished, and 2 hours later we both had agonizing stomach aches. Worst food -er- boba poisoning of my life.... lucky for her, she felt better the next day. But me? I wish. Spent more time in the bathroom than in my actual room that night, and I had to skip class for 4 days.\n\nThis place completely ruined pearl tea for me, and I'm still scared to drink it even at the places back home in Cupertino where it's actually clean.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QgHwwfRRA36Ntd-hSwVb2Q", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LW1b9KiREokPS3A4vm65Bg", "text": "boba is pretty not bad... i mean, it's cheap and fast... and it is located in Berkeley... what more can I expect?\n\non the other hand, the delicious popcorn chicken + deep fried octopus takes way too long to cook. I once waited 30 minutes for it. sorry, i can deep fry a whole farm of chickens by the time you finish making some simple popcorn chicken.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3e4SbwYHhNy7tzzYlusIcg", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PmXPSPQRt4UgiNB6KrWufQ", "text": "Boba: prices went up! decreasing supply, increased demand :(?\nPopcorn chicken: CANCER IN A BAG.\n\nEvery piece I popped into my mouth was another offense committed against my body.\n\nAfterwards, I went to Peet's to buy a box of green tea to detoxify.\n\n(but I still come here anyway to get my boba fix before every all-nighter.)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "M1CoMdlEFktYLIXBTXWzsA", "date": "2008-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rK5-U4CrXYudOVXLPxqm8w", "text": "Delicious!  I came here for a boba fix after ramen house and was surprised that they lowered the prices.  Back in the day, boba was expensive here and I would get my 99cent boba at Quickley's.  When I came back here, I got a green tea w/boba + milk tea w/boba for $3.  Dude, most places ONE boba is $3 and I swear that Sweetheart (all of them: Berkeley, Milpitas, San Francisco) are all of higher quality and better tasting boba than anywhere else.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "r0yj7wRAs4mNSgp_OvvstA", "date": "2009-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tiG25wZ-2lZYHIxBl7DBvQ", "text": "Their balls taste really sweet - in fact, this is the only tapioca place I know that has balls THIS sweet. Some of you may like that...but I prefer my balls to have only a slight hint of sweetness. \n\nIn terms of the actual drink itself, their pearl milk tea can sometimes taste really sweet as well, or watered down as hell - it's a hit or miss. If you want authentic black milk tea, I think they charge you $1-1.50 extra.\n\nAfter you order, you normally get your drinks super quickly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ouMxQRZDyS0BDNbTSJdo_Q", "date": "2012-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "u-70uwBBzHmWDvK64bwEqg", "text": "As an Arizonan that likes to claim \"I'm a Boba Freak\" Id like to introduce you to the MOST AMAZING & Flavorful Boba I've EVER had! On a recent trip to California I had the chance to try a few places from San Diego up to San Fran. #1 is Sweetheart Cafe, EASILY! \nI only got the Raspberry Smoothie with Boba but the Boba itself had... depth, a flavor profile like no other boba I've ever had, perfectly made, perfect in EVERY WAY! See I told you I was a Boba Freak! LOL \nGo here... Get the Boba... You won't be disappointed.... Trust me, \"The Boba Freak\" from Arizona! \nDamn it... Now I want one!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LZrVEPXyke4JSEzy6w0_RQ", "date": "2012-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-B7lyp_KSEVAl0roJcFO_w", "text": "If this was a battle between Quickly and Sweetheart for the title of better boba shop in the Durant Food Court, then Sweetheart would win--but only by a margin. \n\nPrice: Sweetheart was always my default place to go because their prices on a regular bubble milk tea (no pearl) was only $0.99 before they raised the price to match Quickly. So now I have to dig for extra spare change to go along with my dollar. \n\nJasmine Green Milk Tea: I usually get this one. I wish their green tea to milk ratio was larger, because I can barely taste the tea sometimes. Ask for little or no ice if you do not want your drink to be watered down in the next twenty minutes (unless you're a fast drinker). \n\nTapioca: small, chewy, sweet. More pleasant to chew on compared to Quickly.\n\nPopcorn chicken: My favorite late-night snack! Tossed in salt, pepper, and maybe MSG (haha), it is always freshly made and hot. I try to share with a friend because eating one bag would be too heavy on my stomach. I don't get it too often because it is slightly pricey for me as a snack (I think it's like $4?).\n\nService: I believe this shop is run by a Cantonese male. The entire staff is Chinese (probably most are Cantonese). They are quick and to the point about your order, so there is usually no \"Hello, how are you today\" and small chit-chat....which sometimes makes the people seem cold. They tend to warm up to people more if you speak Canto to them. \n\nWait Time: Milk teas usually come out pretty quickly. But I have had more than a couple instances where I felt like I was waiting close to 10 minutes for a simple drink. Place tends to get crowded in the evening during peak dinner time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2010-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bEXHzS-vYcCGK0IANa5Y1g", "text": "I'll agree with some of my fellow Yelpers here and vouch for the superiority of Sweetheart over the nearby Quickly. The tapioca here is just about the perfect consistency. \n\nThe milk teas are nothing special, but good for a cheap tapioca fix. I'm a huge fan of the coconut milk ice with tapioca. I don't know much about the food. I'm a tapioca-tea-only kind of guy here.\n\nThe service is as fast as it can be with 9-10 UC undergrads crowding the counter almost consistently. Could be made faster if this cash-only establishment made their prices more change-friendly and predictable (including tax in the price list might help). The cumulative slow-down stemming from the cashier counting out the change from the commonly proffered $5 or $20 for a $1.62 boba (listed as $1.50 or whatever) might be ok in a place that doesn't see as much business, but it's less than inefficient when it has to take place nonstop....and it's a pain for us customers who have to shovel a bunch of useless change into our already burdened pockets. I just want a boba, not a quarter pound of coins.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "j6waxngS_1gbWrMAS0WoAQ", "date": "2008-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q3DosNxW9y00KQ1XIPog6Q", "text": "I used to get a bubble milk tea with pearls from here after every time I played tennis at Channing. It was practically every 3 days or so. It used to be really appealing. The specials outside advertised the bubble milk tea for 99 cents without pearls. If you wanted to add pearls (who doesn't?) it comes out to $1.55. I guess coming from SoCal where boba is 4 dollars, it seemed like a steal. Plus tennis was tiring so anything tasted good.\n\nHowever, just had one today and the pearls seemed to spit out this chalky flavor once you bite into it. The milk tea was just okay. They also raised the price. So now it's a random $1.79 for a regular bubble milk tea with pearls. Definitely not coming back unless I'm desperate.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6GBFjAso9wiQPNFhyohnbg", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 9, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "w1PL91CK5FcD1DRzuB0t0w", "text": "While hanging out in Berkeley one fine Sunday afternoon i had a sudden craving for a Jasmine Milk Tea boba. As sweet as he is, the bf looked up boba places in the area. The first one we went to was closed early (what the heck, this is Berkeley everything should stay open late on a Sunday). So he went back to looking up another boba place in the general area, which lead us to coming to this small cafe about a block and a half away.\n\nWalking into the cafe you realize wow, this is small. Only a couple of stools facing Durant Ave, which made it for some interesting people watching (the bum and his \"lady friends\" were the most interesting to watch by far). \n\nThe menu is pretty large for a boba cafe, they served teas,smoothies,coffee,fresh fruit,sago,slushy and dessert drinks and taiwan style shaved ice. Their food menu was much more then just popcorn chicken and egg rolls. They also served onion rings,chicken wings,curry fish and squid balls, curley and french fries, and cheeseburgers.\n\nEverything on the menu is pretty cheap at this place. My milk tea was $1.29 and there was no tax (awesome).  The drink was a prefect size, and wasnt heavy tasting. The boba had a sweet taste, normally im use to the bland tasting boba.  \n\nService was fast, keep in mind that its cash only!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "coKnuxLznH0FHb34m4ZLCw", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 15, "useful": 21, "funny": 22}, "review_id": "QQwK4MwbHWS1wPDM1eJvGw", "text": "Oh my goodness. Why did I come back? Why?!!\n\nOh yeah...maybe because Sweetheart is the only tapioca place open late in Berkeley. Sucks for me.\n\nSo I thought I was smart this time. I ordered a drink WITHOUT tapioca. I ordered a FRESH FRUIT drink--Strawberry Milk. To make absolute damn sure it was fresh, I asked the girl at the register. \"Is it made with real strawberries?\"\n\n\"Yes,\" she replied sullenly.\n\nSo I got my fresh fruit strawberry milk drink for $2.75. Then I stood around and waited in the little shop full of my fellow Asian Americans. I stared at the menu and noticed something suspicious. Under the Fresh Fruit Drinks category, they had longan juice, guava juice, sesame milk, almond milk, carrot juice...okay, let's point out the obvious. Sesame seeds are not fruit. Neither are almonds and carrots. And where would they get fresh longan or guava? This is not Taiwan!\n\nSure enough, my suspicions were confirmed. I received a slushy which was quite obviously artificial strawberry milk (nesquik perhaps?) blended with ice. I am 99% sure there was not a single strawberry in there. I mean, strawberries have seeds...and they taste like strawberries...\n\nDamn them. I was too tired to complain and decided just to take out my steam by writing this review. Justice is served.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2009-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Isrb1I9mdzpw3R2V4RYDg", "text": "Honestly the best Boba I have had. And I live in San Francisco. Whenever I frequent Berkeley, I make sure to pass by this place! I have a frequent buyer card and I have filled it up. Again, and I don't even live here!\n\nOnly downfall? I have noticed the cafe to be closed at random times even when it was supposed to be open without notice!! And I came all that way!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TQzDqaxDDEeJcnWjTUe7Gg", "date": "2007-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XnFSp7M5l3QHISFHiGLoyA", "text": "i first had boba circa 1990 or so when sweetheart cafe opened up their first location in oakland's chinatown neighborhood.  it was a typical thing to do pre-chinese school (yes, i endured 8 hours of school from 8-3 and then another 4-5 hours of chinese school) or post-chinese school.  i have always appreciated their iced milk tea and popcorn chicken.  as more of these \"tapioca/boba\" type establishments started to pop up and become trendy in the late 90's and early 2000's, and i've tried most of them, i still feel like sweetheart cafe has remained one of the best.  they use real ingredients to make their milk tea (and that makes a huge difference as opposed to the powdered junk).  if i'm not in the city getting my fix for milk tea at WONDERFUL FOODS, SWEETHEART CAFE is where i'll go for boba in the east bay.  it's somewhere around $1.50 for some iced milk tea which definitely isn't bad.  they're popcorn chicken and strawberry banana smoothies are also very very good.  the three of these combined come out to about $11 total.  not bad for a small snack and some drinks for 2.  i really like the older gentleman that works here.  he's always so happy and smiling when and if he's taking our order.  the other people are usually relatively polite too.\n\ni'm glad you're still around sweetheart cafe.  you bring shame to those wannabe boba places (even with their trendy decor and fancy big screens).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TaW7AksyUvZ9sG0aAgOdtw", "date": "2011-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aFBnOKTheXjJDF4mwotPIw", "text": "Scouring Shattuck, one weeknight, \nIt seemed as there were none in sight.\nThough it was shit, and now I'm far,\nSometimes I think of UCR.\nWhere bubble tea, I oft enjoyed,\n'Cause I was rich, and unemployed.\nBubble tea across from bubble tea,\nAll open late, just right for me.\nNow Berkeley, though I love you so,\nThere's no late night place I can go,\nTo satisfy this need? I can't!\nUntil I wandered up Durant.\nThere surely was a magic town,\nFor there, my boba, I had found. \nSmall shopping alley, tucked away,\nI came upon this sweetheart cafe.\nInside was simple, small, and cheery,\nAlthough the staff seemed kind of weary.\nI understand, 'cause it was late, \nWith tea in hand, I could not hate.\nThe price? Not bad, the tea, real good,\nI made it last, long as I could. \nAs each pearl burst, inside my mouth,\nI thought about my days down south.\nI thought, \"Why do I miss them so?\"\nBut this shit's better, so let's go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qCA4T_fLCnwLhLHWvPUYYQ", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eyZksN3GWgzOzY1g9PP4sg", "text": "popcorn chicken -- then go around the corner to get your fresh kingpin donut -- ah the life of late night college eating.  at least i get it a little late in life now.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kS1MQHYwIfD0462PE61IBw", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NbFRXCjm-H5X0twGXE6wlA", "text": "WTF??   I want a boba, but you can hold the atitude' FOB boy.\nGot me P.O.'ed when you LOL and talked shit in Cantonese.\nNo worries though, you got F'd up teeth and bad skin you A-HOLE\nMy other Asian A.B.C's ain't so rude, so eat my A.S.S and get my order beotch.\n\nSeriously, the staff here makes mainland Chinese seem like pleasant well adjusted people.....quite a feat considering. I don't get angry easily but I was ready to punch some bad-breath MO-FOS out. \n\nThey still have the best boba around. so I added a star. Try going to the other one in Oakland Chinatown, the lady there is sightly nicer.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QxicE6c4zNxYYJh_aeywlA", "date": "2008-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0bV7J5iVBRbCW97loRNSHw", "text": "Sweetheart Cafe has the usual boba drinks and they serve hamburgers, etc. store is really small. 1/2 the front is used for storage....so not much room to sit down at if at all.\n\nsampling: jasmine tea, (1.29) no tax\n-has some jasmine tea flavoring and a  tenny bit sweeter than quickly's..\n\n\ntea drips:\n-service courteous and fast", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ldUu7bU7SdiHj6ublLd1Q", "text": "I love that this place is open so late (except now during winter break). Their drinks are consistently good, and their actual tapioca is my favorite in all of Berkeley (though I have a sweet tooth so this means their drinks and tapioca are on the sweeter side). \n\nThey have quick service for drinks but expect to wait if you order food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Fd1llC9GwigoSX_qGhPog", "date": "2011-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1LVflBWZcLQE4kvsM2V1Dw", "text": "Wasn't really the best boba I've ever had, but for it's price it's definitely not bad at all! There was a sign that advertised pearl milk tea for $1.59?!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?! That's like Asia-cheap status. I got the lychee smoothie with pearl for about 3 bucks and it came with lychee jelly as a bonus and it tasted just fine. It was nice that Sweetheart Cafe was open pretty late when I came (around 10pm) because  tons of Berkeley students crave late night snacks. The only downsides I'd give would be that the place is a little dark and cramped and especially in the hobo-filled area, I'd recommend quickly buying your drink and going somewhere more well-litted (or your dorm) to enjoy your drink.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KMStyN5PDZL09rEO_v98DQ", "date": "2012-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bgh9YtmNxyqRHmVRrt7n-Q", "text": "Great Boba!\n\nOrder the Durian Pearl Smoothie!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DRhSCAFcPWWLcNjxUTrvIQ", "date": "2009-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IaeikaUFt7tRy4O3_K5lXg", "text": "i used to go here ALL the time late night with one of my best friends.. we always get the same thing.. their popcorn chicken is the best thing there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bvpqCNZYl590EwWHqPNGlA", "date": "2009-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JfMh6HJWsvzJrVrlNPtcRw", "text": "RUDE OWNERS!\n\nSo I was in Berkely, so I had to stop by and grab a tapioca drink. It was around 11:30 in the morning, and The Sweetheart Cafe had their sign on the window, saying it opened at 11:00 a.m. Ok. . . . It was 11:30 so I tried opening the door. . . . It was locked. They have a little window right next to the door, and it was wide opened, so I peeped my head in and looked if anyone was inside. There were no customers, just a man doing something with his back turned to me. \"Hi! Are you open?\" I asked. I got the RUDEST RESPONSE. \"NOOO NOOOO!\" screamed the owner. He didn't even turn around to look at me. He waved his hand like he wanted me to go away! I left. That owner is not a \"SWEETHEART\".  Instead of saying, \"Sorry, not open yet\", he yelled at me: \"NO!\"  I will not be going there anymore, since It seems that they don't like their customers. They should change their name to \"SOURHEART CAFE\" instead.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "4uzSNTgHUQq8hJQ8sMfKmg", "date": "2008-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PHarQzxTW1M7Ktbfe3jeVA", "text": "I've found myself here many a time now ever since Quickly decided to raise their prices. And they do have better popcorn chicken! \n\nFull menus, great meal combos, and good priced syrupy drinks!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gA4MiXjhX9iZmqkIgMxWjw", "date": "2008-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qzfgOgjlzTEMy3fizS_Myw", "text": "they use dryers ice cream for the milkshakes, and they are very well made. good fries as well.\nI don't get anything else there, but my friends like the burgers.\nits open late, but I always go for lunch.\nI would say its the best place to get a high quality milkshake in the east bay, and it is quick.\nI have been going there for years, and it is always good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oC1C9J8L41BQLs-pngA0cQ", "date": "2005-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r0SxTc3b8e9jNngGB8e3QA", "text": "I went here way too many times. Yes, I'm guilty of being in the \"Boba rocks!\" crowd while everyone else wonders what's so good about it. And Sweetheart Caf\u00e9 makes their boba drinks well.\n\nIt has the cheapest price for certain boba drinks. While Moccacino comes close in price, it's a buy-one-get-one-free offer, so I would have to grab a friend along. The regular and jasmine milk teas are made just right: not too sweet, and they actually taste like tea (unlike Quickly which tastes like coffee :/). The boba is chewy, not slimy, and is just sweet enough. I once had the lychee drink, and while that took a while to make and costs more ($2.50 if I remember correctly), the fact that it contained real lychees made up for the wait.\n\nI never had any of the food entre\u00e9s, except the fried squid, and that was a mistake. The squids weren't cooked all the way, so they filled my mouth with slimy, soggy grossness. Only Tapioca Express' version trumped in being undercooked.\n\nThe caf\u00e9 itself is a bit dark inside. It's like they're trying to conserve energy and use natural sunlight instead. Not a big issue if you're in and out fast, and the service is pretty quick.\n\nI highly recommend this place over Tapioca Express and Quickly. And don't forget to try the lychee boba - no tea, just lychee fruit and juice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qpQ6WRdRHvAsjW7b46pCNA", "date": "2009-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rFSdVrtJvpZgXyjJtrNl4w", "text": "After having Top Dog, I make sure to order calamari and and milk tea!  Yessss--I am a fatty and I try to spoil myself while I'm in town because I love the fried squid at this place and you can't complain about the price!  It gets very crowded here but the service is fast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m9jmFGTLz4v-t0cSsbSA8A", "date": "2009-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rUrMvYlUbTvSrLtaQGJUnA", "text": "It's been a few years since I've been back at Berkeley, but I whenever I get around to it, I always make sure to stop by this place. I absolutely love their mocha freeze with pearl. Their tapioca has the best consistency--just the right blend of soft and chewy. Both the drink and food menus have grown considerably, which goes to show how long it's been since my last visit. They even have drinks with sago in them now. That's a first! Next time I shall see how their chicken compares to TapEx.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jsRjSlPZ67OR4YEgoucbtg", "date": "2008-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t0SazMtOn7i7r2naeDl1kw", "text": "They sell a bunch of different drinks, but I usually get their bubble milk tea or jasmine milk tea. They have a deal where you can get generic milk teas for only $1.29! (Plus 50 cents for boba) I also like their green apple slushy, and it comes with lychee jelly! \nTheir boba is pretty consistent, and slightly sweet, which my sweet tooth is definitely a fan of. And they make your orders really quick!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T41g0nWESo46eXjJzbDnJg", "text": "Just order the pineapple royal slush or the 99 cents milk tea.  Otherwise eat a double cheeseburger.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LU7ikPXZ5R8tv4oNQZQkKw", "date": "2009-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tCEGMsedUXTlblJv98dg-g", "text": "Their roasted milk tea with tapioca is pretty good!\n\nThey have deals on their basic tea flavor drinks, such as black, jasmine, taro milk tea and etc.\n\nI like how they are open till late.  They probably know college kids want to grab some tapioca drinks during the late night hours!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "I-FmdvI28N7OIIt4JZOgIg", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yOO0WCOSq4U0vMpbv8LrAQ", "text": "Sweetheart has such an extensive menu that I'm not sure I would ever get through it all. I usually get either the regular milk tea or roasted milk tea with boba (~$2) since they're cheaper, but sometimes when I feel like splurging, I choose a slushy or frozen drink since they can get to be ~$4. I like that the roasted milk tea isn't as sweet and it tastes especially yummy served hot when the weather is cold. There can sometimes be a line late at night, but it moves decently fast since they're pretty efficient at making drinks. \n\nSome of my favorites:\n- Roasted milk tea\n- Green tea slushy\n- Passion fruit green tea\n\nThey also sell candy which seems a bit overpriced to me and food, but I've never tried any of the burgers and other regular food items they serve. The popcorn chicken is supposed to be good though!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1LFVsR_8HEioGL3pUmxurw", "text": "Ahhh, Sweetheart... Also located in Asian Ghetto, Sweetheart's is about the same as Quickly, except that their boba's sweeter! I would totally encourage you to check out some of the yummy snacks they have their- I just tried the fish balls today and oh my goodness, they are DELICIOUS!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4LDESI-hj7-iOmiJxDXJuQ", "text": "Open late, yeah!\n\nSweetheart is pretty much my go-to boba spot, even though I live closer to Tapioca Express. Major pro: if your friends don't like boba, there is /everything else/ to choose from. They can get frozen yogurt, donuts, or a full dinner!\n\nI've really only tried Sweetheart's slushies and milk teas, so I can't speak on their ice cream, but I'd like to try it, too. They also have a nice little assortment of Asian snacks and candies, and those can be hard to find in this area. They're a little expensive, though, so be careful!\n\nThe drinks are reasonably priced and pretty tasty. It's fun to head over to Durant late at night and fill up on random desserts and boba! (God, I can't wait for the semester to be over so I can do just that, guilt-free.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GmL7a-ZxXfat8P71mivA2Q", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7RuyOg0h7OyFrfV2XjJOpQ", "text": "I've already graduated from Berkeley for a few years now but whenever I go back I always try to visit Sweetheart's. Can't say anything about their milk tea since I usually resort to my default....\n\nPapaya milk shake with extra boba. OMFG SOOO GOOD!!!!! \n\nThey use real papaya since sometimes I'm thrown into a state of depression when they say \"sorry, no more papaya today...\" O_o The boba balls are also the perfect amount of chewiness and sweetness. AND they don't charge extra if you ask for more boba (unlike other places) =) \n\nThey also have a HUGE list of types of drinks they make. I've only tried a few, but really...I'm only reviewing their papaya milk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cqwjE2uJ61yBSX-ceOF4EQ", "date": "2010-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9HBqnGBU-sNw9XDOhFZM1Q", "text": "best balls ever -- cooked and sweetened to perfection. they have a nice variety of flavors, all made with the fresh stuff (none of the powdered crap). and the popcorn chicken... mmm.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OF1Dwu3fWeyNzX2ehlyM3A", "date": "2007-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DxKUhvGtUpchjUrrkcl8xg", "text": "I forgot what time it was, but I came here after the freshman homecoming dance at the beginning of the year and it was about to close..but the nice man still let us buy drinks because we were very thirsty :) I ordered a pina colada snowbubble that just tasted like sugar water, but I was thirsty at the time so I was satisifed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EUiHcqhzU7OeqEkvkFmNEw", "text": "the sweetheart will have a special place in my heart.  they took my pearl tea virginity from me!  my gay boyfriend took me here one day, and i've been going here now for about six years.  really fuity, really refreshing, and alot of flavor.  extra pearls makes it even more yummy!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gDGbhc8lW6pWZCNJBHQLyQ", "date": "2008-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "F0n0iLqlhWAA4zmFrHt7Tw", "text": "I like this place more than the quickly's around the corner. I order the popcorn chicken once and it was extremely greasy and nasty although my gf says all the other times she ordered it was perfect.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AkV9Y8zOph36iPZ7r-noMQ", "date": "2010-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Hq0FdSo7aDIyq7yfRBwdng", "text": "Typical cheap, fast, dirty campus food service. Within the set of its peers, it does alright. Make sure to come here with the right expectations.\n\nDO get the boba here over Quickly's next door. I don't know why, but I really don't like Quickly's. Their boba tastes like they dump a buttload of sugar when mixing every drink. Sweetheart's isn't much better, but it IS better. And thats all that matters when making the decision of which bad boba place in the south-side campus area to visit.\n\nDon't get the burgers here. They're small, expensive, and not tasty enough to warrant buying.\n\nAlso the jasmine green milk tea is probably the best thing I had here. Also, if you're having trouble ordering, just say the name of the base drink you want (example: jasmine green milk tea) and THEN add \"with boba/tapioca/pearls. Avoids some confusion, as their stuff is named weirdly here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hQUQ5jhvuZ8au6pukCscNw", "text": "Wait, I haven't reviewed this place yet?!?!\n\nI think Sweetheart's has the best jasmine green tea for the price around. Beats Mocaccino's on the other side of the block. \n\nNever tried any of their snacks, but I find it really weird that they serve burgers....haha.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2008-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HYS90b5pudfktObjHlC2OA", "text": "I Heart Fresh Boba\n\nI Heart Green Tea Ice Cream Milk Shake with Boba\n\nI Heart  Salt and Pepper Squid\n\nI Heart  Curry Fish Balls\n\nThis place is __________  (enter any extremely positive adjective here).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0AlnetQ_-a4f7kY0Sker2w", "date": "2009-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "J0VmWtIysq6DxHHLXr1Omw", "text": "I had finished my Top Dog hotlink and nfactorial was done with her Fat Pizza slice, and it was now time to move our snack train to Sweetheart Cafe! I hadn't had bubble tea in a long while, and D had given some pretty high praise to this place, so my expectations were set pretty high. I wasn't very adventuresome and only got the milk tea boba. The tapioca was good and the drink satisfying, but not memorable. I'll come here again, although I'll probably give the bubble teas from other nearby establishments a try first.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NM-B21z7EnPXIWsHDM7kbg", "date": "2010-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JQk_v8wyP60xy-F2v1sC7g", "text": "Came here with my best friend(months ago hahha), she was telling me how her and her brother came here one time and I just came and tagged along.\n\nIt was a bit hard to find parking, surprising because it was past 11pm and we had to park behind some buildings a block away from this spot. It's really cramped inside, we could barely go through all the people just standing in there. She got her drink probably 5 minutes or a little more, but it was sort of quick. We weren't paying much attention, we were looking inside the place, checking out the drawings and their menu. \n\nIt's basically a Quickley's to me. Pretty decent looking place, I'd like to try some of their stuff next time I'm around :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4rYwdfELqwdUSLSIqTm-jw", "date": "2010-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nzjoe-UtokyU4v3DsZnwkg", "text": "Cheap and convenient but very mediocre. Though debatable, I think the Quickly in Ghetto is much better especially if you like your tea with grass jelly.\n\nIf you want better quality frozen drinks, Moccacino on Bancroft is your best bet.\n\nThe chicken here comes out oily and in huge, awkward chunks. Oftentimes, I found pieces that were not cooked through all the way. Salmonella is dangerous, man!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "q2yKs8PLIw5ElK03hcu-1Q", "date": "2012-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-oATi15HiTkUk38cy_OsMg", "text": "What a ripoff. Drinks are now priced up to $4.30. Most of the drinks are overpriced and definitely not worth it. At least the service was somewhat decent probably because there weren't any other groups around. Save your money and go get some Jamba Juice where you actually get some fruit and nutrition in your drink for about the same price instead of just sugar and starch.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mNVP9RnHydn1RL01vlp1jg", "date": "2012-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ohy2b9MkBgZQOrnGeoprzQ", "text": "Wednesday, 12:30AM. \nCash only. \n\nLots has changed since visiting during college:\n- Poor customer service\n- Can't combine stamps on cards\n\nAnd then...?\nBased on an employee's description, we ordered one of their drinks. It was an incorrect description - which is normally fine, but he failed to inform us prior to making it. Continuing the bad customer service, he expected us to just take the drink without reconciling his mistakes. Bummer!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Oial6eSsJwT7N31NrtouOg", "text": "...Kind of the worst bubble milk tea ever. Yeah, it's cheap but even Quicklys can make milk tea taste like milk tea. But this place.. it just tasted like the leftover liquid from boiling boba and some milky water. No tea taste at all. I drank a few sips and tried really hard to like it but ended up throwing it away. Where they running out of milk tea since it was late night and decided to water mine down with water? If so, not cool. \n\nI wouldn't get boba here. I don't understand why everyone else would. If it's late night, you're probably better off grabbing donuts and coffee next door (it smelled amaaazing).", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ewCciWMGUNnxSLaqKzf6BQ", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ufc6Pf90jrWym0U5-z6rcg", "text": "This is the routine: Top Dog and then boba. Never fails to satisfy my belly and my calorie count. \n\nMinus one star cause the guy got my order wrong once. When did \"mango milk tea\" become \"coconut milk tea\"?\n\nRegardless, it was delicious. So plus 4 for the drinks and snack options.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cMSZp7Go1bPKEQMYqStaXA", "date": "2008-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "v8eB8a3H64cXNRVbwCCARw", "text": "I have a love-hate relationship with Sweetheart Cafe. I love their bubble milk tea with pearls (for only $1.55!) and their delicious popcorn chicken. But I hate the rude cashiers and the poor customer service (I'm not sure the people working there have even heard of the concept of the customer is always right). However, I keep coming back for more because in my opinion they make the best milk teas, and the quick service means I can be in and out in no time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MVu6kwxZV7iD_-maXw3f0Q", "date": "2009-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "f3daB_AJxVfVuDS8C5oTMg", "text": "Being an old timer who was at Berkeley BEFORE any boba places opened (Fun Fact #1: Mandarin House was the first to have boba on Southside.), I've tried them all and watched many a boba places set up and close shop.  (Fun Fact #2: Lotus House used to be Old Tea House - same as the Davis one and a hippie coffee shop before that.)\n\nSweetheart's always has a certain college nostalgia.  We always get boba there whenever we're back in Berkeley.   Yes, there are better ones in S.F., but they can't replace the memories that come rushing back.  Many used frequent buyer stamp cards are a testament to that.  (Fun Fact #3:  Doing the math, one stamp card is ~$30 spent @ ~$3 per drink.  Boba will make you broke.)\n\nBoba is sweetened - an acquired, addictive taste that makes boba from other places taste bland in comparison.  Taiwan-style milk tea is the drink for the more tea flavor, although there's a unique taste that some might not like.  The cheap drink specials are nice when on a budget, but they're pre-made and powdery.\n\nThe usual fried chicken and squid are always delicious with peppery goodness.  The packaged fobby snacks on display are overpriced, but in a bind, I've given in.  Burger and fries are also available (which my friend loves better than any others on Southside), but usually a drink and a snack is good enough, and food can be had elsewhere.  (Fun Fact #4:  Boba is good with everything except drinking.  ^_^)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nUms0RzJFJsqlR_VkjrSuw", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "QAZvnHaJU3NNcv_Uvnfyvw", "text": "Disgusting!! Bought the Red Bean Milk drink for $2.50 and all I could taste was the large amount of corn syrup that they put into the drink. The drink had the *slightest* hint of red bean flavor (clearly artificial), and was so sweet I think I now have diabetes. Would not recommend. \n\nOther notes: not that I would come here again, but expect long waits past 9pm when large groups of Berkeley kids like to frequent this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "X5_qnCIv39klxYtscqSY-Q", "text": "hmmmmm\n\nthe boba is still really good...\n\nbut...\n\nthe boba takes too long\n\nthere is no candy store like the one in oakland\n\nthe dude behind the counter is hard of hearing.\n\ni'll still go here, but...\n\nhmmmmmmm\n\n: I", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4bEBiMJCZemLPGJYMGHzkQ", "date": "2007-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7OGdEhSAqTJLwqbFOTJYwA", "text": "I think my obsession with boba is a little unhealthy sometimes. This place fulfills my cravings and is cheap. \n\n$1.79 for a bubble milk tea with tapioca. I literally come here like 4+ times a week sadly. \n\nI keep telling myself I will try something new but why change what I already like so much :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a_DSaK4EUzd7hhIU3T1nrw", "text": "Stereotypically, college students stay up late & eat at all odd hours of the day. Unfortunately, most restaurants around Berkeley that are of the yummier variety close earlier in the night.\n\nSweetheart's hours are great. It's location on Durant Avenue in so-called \"Asian Ghetto\" is pretty convenient for Berkeley's dorm residents and apartment dwellers. Even if you live farther, if you're looking for FOOD, GREASE (the good kind?), and LIFE, you can generally find it at Ghetto or across the street at Top Dog or La Burrita.\n\nAlso, it is undeniable that Sweetheart uses way more NATURAL ingredients than a place like Quickly does. It isn't worth it to skimp quality for speed. Sweetheart keeps it real.\n\nYes, their menu can be confusing and repetitive. Yes, they don't offer some of the things ON their menu. But it is an OBVIOUS good choice for a place to hang out with friends or on the solo whether you'd like to sit down and chat or pass on through.\n\n[P.S. Their shaved ice isn't half bad if you're tired of boba or don't like tapioca.]", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XYT7E-3IaZdZUDf0fHsN4w", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fr2hdW7W2mxw1IZ13nyF8A", "text": "I probably am one step closer to diabetes because of this place.  It does not help that this place is conveniently located on Durant on the way home/to class.  \n\nLove:  Fast, cheap, reliably good.  I always either get the Bubble Milk tea or the Jasmine Green Milk tea which last I checked, were the cheapest items.\n\nComplaints:  The ever increasing price.  Since I've been in college, the price keeps going up every year.  Yeah, the economy is terrible, but it is so disheartening to roll up on a hot August day for back to school and not have enough change to buy my Boba  (I carry cash...never.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kX_wY_tAomsqSoIvQQatQw", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wcz-k8zBskKoJmXFvs-Bbg", "text": "Boba is the bomb at this spot. It's in the mecca of berkeley's international food court. It's cheap and the service is fast. Raspberry Smoothie is one of the best.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hhUKI4brzbd4IdjuzqGOgA", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "B8YCMair_u8XsltlZFTEoQ", "text": "Sweetheart is my favorite boba place ever. You get the best bubble milk tea for the price, $1.79\n\nWhenever I go back home for socal I try a lot different places for boba, and nothing compares to the quality and affordability of sweetheart's. For example, Koreatown boba just tastes like trash compared to anywhere in Berkeley. The menu is pretty basic (or rather, i don't order anything else except bubble milk tea or green tea with lychee), but the tapioca balls are perfectly done!\n\nI always seem to crave this place...I love their long hours too :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HawlyOLGf7foMytDFj-FDw", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "c0fgATcZKyig10YlzsTEoA", "text": "It's really cheap and it tastes like it too.\n\nOne of my favorite boba flavors for a long time used to be taro and at sweethearts it always tastes really watery than flavorful.  Even their other flavors like regular milk tea and strawberry milk tea was not great at all. I suggest going to Mocaccino or Quickly's instead if you want better tasting boba.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F6vqCZRhIqjIKsCUqvfRBA", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FCG8AxEWSFzXNnOK3VA_nQ", "text": "Had the special under a buck, Strawberry milk tea with no pearl balls. Afterwards, I found out why it was under a buck, not much flavor to it. Pretty water down. Maybe the other stuff is good, but my drink suxed. Might come back and try something else and give it another review.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "B9_M5qoWA5tHXQWHfoW0tg", "date": "2007-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Q3eKTcWjx05GKv386J6q9Q", "text": "This use to be one of my favorite places to get boba because they were cheap, but over the last 2 years, they've gone up in prices and its pretty much the same as everywhere else now. Their milk tea is ok but the pearls have too much of a pasty taste in it. Quite disgusting actually. In my opinion the quality and service of sweetheart has gone down since 2008 when I first tried it..I use to get boba from here 2-3 and maybe 4 times a day..but not anymore. \n\nHaven't been here in a while and probably won't go back. I rather drive 30 minutes to get some decent boba than save $0.30 and get disappointed.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FmZTX66c7cEuxqyw_lcYkA", "date": "2011-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "2PbK_aAT0L3rTJ4pyGBbdQ", "text": "I stepped up to the cash register and ordered the jasmine milk tea.\nThe girl at the register asked, \"The cheaper one, or the more expensive one?\"\nI was confused, \"Um, what's the difference?\"\nTo which she replied, \"The cheaper one is more watered down.\"\nOhhh. Seeing that I was running low on cash, I ordered the cheaper one. Yes, very watered down. I guess that's the catch with the cheaper drink specials.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "awl2tjJrK1XcizOJBBQxqg", "date": "2008-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "mgkFKwHH9vuaK9IiVX7C_A", "text": "I used to come here all the time with my UC Berkeley buddies. I came back a few days ago for the first time in two years and was glad to see that nothing has changed. Well, thats not entirely true; the prices have gone up but you could say that about almost any bar/restaurant/cafe these days.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eRwM7aFGKM_dJLUvjYX3tg", "date": "2008-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0la5Yr9-R9Ln3Ws7ZAbVuA", "text": "Rude servers who will argue with you about what you ordered.  They do not understand English, messed up my order, and would not redo it.  Horrible customer service.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "SfnSkDNKzeIkDpae1bQXJw", "date": "2010-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t5O7ZuXHEPclHJHd6mgHVg", "text": "I don't know why people complain about the boba or the freshness of their drinks for Sweetheart Cafe. You get what you expect - I order the bubble milk tea for less than $2. It comes out super quick and it tastes great. Their boba is pretty fresh in comparison to other places. I am a San Leandro/Hayward gal (originally) and have been to all the famous Tapioca Express locations in the tri-city and would say that I actually find Sweetheart Cafe better, only because their Bubble Milk tea tastes unique to all other milk teas I have tried. \n\nThe reason why this joint wins my heart is because of their extremely late business hours. It is totally worth employing people past midnight when I see hella college kids grabbing their drinks here around 1AM. \n\nThanks for being open late, Sweetheart Cafe! I'm glad you're nearby, but still a nice five minute jog... makes me feel less guilty when consuming you on a once-a-week-basis.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k0jEPUuC7DCQFw0uEuuUOg", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3jzjKRQIa4LeQHQUZW1i6g", "text": "Good selection of boba + slushies + food +etc, but the milk tea just isn't as good as Mochaccino Cafe on Bancroft... the milk tea is too diluted here and tastes extremely watery, especially when the ice melts.  Maybe the slushy drinks are better, but I've tried the honeydew one and I'd just put it at mediocre.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Idbd63OJTJdvGXJ5HqOhQ", "text": "They have fried snacks, candies, ice cream, and of course, milk tea.  Sweetheart Cafe doesn't have the best milk tea I've ever had- but what they have going for them is that it is cheap, very quick, and tastes pretty decent.  \n\nMy boyfriend and I got a large milk tea with boba added for $2.29 (to share).  Literally 15 seconds after paying for our milk tea, it was ready- sitting right in front of us.  I can't really complain about that.  The flavor is pretty subtle, not overly sweet.  The boba was chewy and there was a decent amount (but not an overwhelming amount either).\n\nI can't really say much about any of the other drinks or food, because I've only ordered milk tea here.  But it's pretty good to me.  \n\nNotes:\n-The place is pretty small; but they do have a couple of small tables inside.  Most people just grab food/drink to-go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CNiC7YaqoPwhaLPLaHnUAA", "date": "2012-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "FjHwZFNxQJr8E0ei35xHng", "text": "Sweetheart's is a quaint little shop that serves some wonderful boba. It's by far my favorite boba shop in Berkeley and very reasonably priced. Whenever I need a little pick-me-up after a failed exam or a long day, I make a pit stop at Sweetheart's on the trip home. I always order the bubble milk tea (I'm so boring, aren't I?), which cheers me up a bit. The mango slushy with rainbow jelly is also quite delicious on a hot summer day, which is the ultimate drink to cool me down. I've gone here so much during my four years at Cal that I probably drank 300 drinks easily. Now that I just graduated, this will definitely be a place I will miss. \n\nPS: My girlfriend forced me to write this review.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PSzany_2HYmQXLngctTqGQ", "date": "2012-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6GL6Ei0VdzB3nsz9bCvy4w", "text": "I believe I had my first boba drink at this Sweetheart Cafe. I was one angsty  teen at the time and was visiting my sister who was attending CAL. When she introduced me to boba, my mind was blown. What was this drink that had weird little balls in it!? We can drink AND eat!? MAGIC! This was light years ahead of anything that existed in my hometown in Oregon. \n\nI continued to go here often over the years when I visited her and then eventually when I lived in Berkeley myself. I've tinkered around with their menu, from their slushies to their sago, and eventually expanding over to their food menu (famous popcorn chicken!).\n\nAfter returning this weekend, I couldn't help but notice the decline in quality. The man behind the counter was as friendly and the lack of decor remained the same. I ordered my standard Bubble Mlik Tea with Lychee Jelly and got my sister a Taiwanese Style Milk Tea. \n\nOnce we popped our straws it, we noted that it tasted really watered down. To make things worse, once the ice started to melt, the drink was barely tolerable. \n\nC'mon, don't hurt me like that, Sweetheart! Don't make me go to Quickly's!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "73sLVBp9WDLMUKsjA0J1uw", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ImKSPyU7d9bI99brbAUT-A", "text": "I loved Sweetheart Cafe even before attending Cal and it's no different now that I have graduated. I was in the area and went back last Saturday with a friend to grab a quick bubble milk tea. Yes, the prices have gone up by like 50 cents but I don't care because the tapioca balls here are sweet! So many places serve boba with regular, flavorless tapioca and I get sick of just chewing on what tastes like nothing. Here, I always finish every single tapioca ball (up to 15 calorie for each one). Yea..I looked it up and I still think it's worth it! \n\nThe regular milk teas are comparable to the mega franchise Quickly's located just a few steps away but the fruit smoothies and drinks are WAY better (not to mention also that Quickly's service can be sketchy). Their fruit drinks CLEARLY taste like it's been made with plain sugary syrup but Sweetheart Cafe's is always made with the real thing. I love their avocado w/boba drink and got it like everyday when it was their monthly special. It sounds weird but you have to try it! \n\nThe food is also done very well, from the fried squid to their popcorn chicken, which is my favorite out of all boba places. It always comes to you fresh, PIPING HOT, crispy and with lots of basil for added flavor. They serve several hamburger meals that come with fries for those not looking for something too exotic to snack on. They're surprisingly delicious coming from a little boba cafe. I've gone to a lot of boba places in the US and Asia but I always go back to my sweetheart. :) Corny but true!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WWP06D5BncW30kSOkOC6WA", "date": "2009-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "XaoF5L4apqjbMB7QFygnVA", "text": "It was a sunny day and we were in the neighborhood so and I had a boba craving. It was unusally empty for being so close to the campus. But then again, it was a sunday afternoon....so maybe people aren't out? Anyways, I got a coconut milk tea - can't really go wrong with getting something staple. It was delicious. We also got a green tea smoothie - which wasn't so good at all. It tasted really powdery and it was usually really green. Just because it is green tea, dosn't mean that its GREEN. Aren't smoothies supposed to made out of ice cream or yogurt and not powder and ice??\n\nWhat weirds me out is that this location like their other locations is small. But at least when I go to the SF location (or actually any boba location), I can actually see them making it. But after I ordered my drinks, two people disappear into the back room and a few mins later, the drinks come out. So no, I don't actually know what was in the green tea smoothie - it could have been green food coloring and tea flavoring mixed with ice for all I know. It didn't taste very good. At least the coconut milk tea was decent  and the boba balls were chewy so that made up for it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "oGiqow-Dt9IMepgkswdM4A", "date": "2009-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "12fOZTpvU56n_ugGRfEqHw", "text": "This place used to be 4 stars in my mind due to their prices. 99 cents for a taro milk tea and 59 cents for regular milk tea or green tea. Yes, these were worthwhile prices for the well cooked tapioca pearls, quick service and decent tea.\n\nBut then they raised their prices. I think it's 99 cents for a regular milk tea (50 cents extra for pearls) and 1.49 for taro or green tea. That meant it was now $2 for sub-par tea (taro tea is WAY too sweet). I liked Sweetheart when the prices were still cheap. They're still some of the cheapest teas around and they totally kick Quickly to the curb, but they're not nearly as great as before when they once had reasonable prices.\n\nTheir curly fries fill my drunk grease cravings though, which is great. Can't say anything about the chicken strips. I do not like that they try to sell you overpriced candy when you just want to go in for a drink.\n\nThey're still three stars due to the fact that they're cheaper than most places though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2008-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tLSMSnQbQCb5kNMpnasRzA", "text": "I've been here twice and both times the people behind the counter were EXTREMELY rude to me. Someone should teach these workers some customer service skills. ): rude\n\nThe milk tea here was decent, but does not compare to other milk tea that I have had in the past. The Jasmine Green Milk Tea was good, and not very sweet if that's the type of milk tea you're going for. The bubble milk tea was pretty good too, and a little sweeter than the jasmine green milk tea.\n\nI was confused though, because the first time I went the bf and I ordered pearl milk tea and jasmine green milk tea, and the pmt was 1.29.. and when the guy handed it to us he called it bubble milk tea. The second time i ordered two pearl milk teas and the total came out to $5.30, and the pearl milk tea was different from the bubble tea that we got before. (The pearl milk tea from the second day was much too sweet)\n\nSo my question is: what's the difference between pearl milk tea and bubble milk tea, because I had always thought that they were the same thing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8kgQupO4TS2bpCGSPhTTIg", "date": "2010-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Vvuql_KGjks434yhpRa_fg", "text": "Sweet!\nWhat a treat!\nEven better than Moccacino Cafe\nExpect a line of Cal students here\nThe Jasmine Green Tea is only $.99!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CZQUtmO5NIY-bZWkCqHeJg", "date": "2009-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nGIoo0l8_yBHLi-ecZzw8g", "text": "They have really sweet balls. I think they soak it in sugar or something. The iced boba is really good, not like other places that don't mix the powder in very well so that you're choking on it. \n\nBut if you still hadn't had enough with their boba, you can order their popcorn chicken, too. \n\nFor full out food coma - I'd do this - order a boba and the popcorn chicken, get a hot dog from Top Dog (across the street), and then have a doughnut from King Pin (next door to Sweetheart's). Omg, I used to drive up to campus just for this late at night with my friends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "T8AcaLi2dcDTCvPtFgxKxg", "date": "2007-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ADuOVrfV4SUSsSTpXK7CEg", "text": "Oh no!!! You jacked up my $0.99 bubble milk tea special that I adored so much over the years!!!  Ladies and gentlemen, it is now for $1.29 .\n\nIt's ok. I still give you 4 stars since I am still a fan of your absolutely light and refreshing milk tea!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 54, "useful": 33, "funny": 79}, "review_id": "zjCZOlYzu1dfpNdHq5LnHA", "text": "*ring* *ring* *ring*\nMe:  Hello?\nLeetle Cousin:  Hey Eddo, it's me!\nMe:  Oh hey!  How are you?  How are you enjoying Berkeley?\nLeetle Cousin:  It's good!  I got homesick my first week though.\nMe:  Really?  Why?\nLC:  I just kind of missed San Diego.\nMe:  Did you miss your parents?\nLC:  No, it's just that none of my friends who are going to UCLA or UCI have started school yet.\nMe:  Ah, but you like Berkeley now?\nLC:  Yeah, I like how it's kind of weird.  And really different from San Diego.  And how everyone here is smart.\nMe:  Yeah, that's pretty much why everyone likes it.\nLC:  Yeah, so.....\nMe:  ???\nLC:  Um.....\nMe:  ???\nLC:  Can you buy me alcohol?\nMe:  [Sigh]..... sure.\nLC:  Oh my god!  Thank you so much!\nMe:  You have to buy me boba though.\nLC:  Okay!  From where?\nMe:  Sweetheart Cafe.  It's the most consistent and the best boba place in Berkeley.  And none of that pre-made crap that Quickly sells.\nLC:  Is that the one next to the Asian Ghetto?\nMe:  Yeah.  Get me popcorn chicken too.  They make it really good,  with the fried basil and the spices.  And they use dark meat too.\nLC:  Okay!\nMe:  You're WELCOME.\nLC:  Thank you, Eddo!\n\nI tried to buy her the shit I drank in college - Winner's Cup (sweet as mother's milk) or Pavlova.  But at the end of the day, I couldn't bring myself to actually purchase a plastic jug of vodka.  That bitch got Hangar One.  I am the best older cousin ever.  And she *better* be the most popular girl in her dorm.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ukfZEKae8SLavXHDDwdKBQ", "date": "2007-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 4, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "VY_KDMeGNgO9BcnmSd0Vfw", "text": "Wanted to order milk tea for a wedding\nGuy heard the order and seemed to be dreading\nWasn't that nice\nBut gave us a price\nAnd off to buy containers at Target we were heading!\n\nNo large containers to hold the tea\nAnd soon we thought, how can this be?\nCalled them and said\nMaybe cups instead?\nHe said they could and with boba separately!\n\nTwo days later, came back for pickup\nNo drinks ready, what's the mixup?\nTalked it out\nEnded the drought\nAnd walked out with boxes and no further hiccup!\n\nDriving and parking are truly horrendous\nThe crowds of Cal Bears so very tremendous\nBut I was blessed\n'Cause I'm the best\nSo carrying the tea was easy -- stupendous!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_ImRF2A0Nh6x4G82ChY1Gw", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 7, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "pZGLYZyJ-iw60QwulllAzA", "text": "It was my first time in Berkeley and I wanted Boba, bad! So my friend took me to this place. $1.99 for a Taro Milk Tea WITH Boba?! WHAT?! Where has this been all my life?! That is SUCH a steal! Their roasted milk tea with boba is delish!\n\nCash only doe.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qwURNQ11dEFTKI3Dn3Mb2A", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "j9tMEV719PzFcc_wp8mzlw", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 10, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "YRgIp_fj6yAce461zh5xow", "text": "Either this place has lost some grounds or my palate has gotten more sophisticated since it first opened. My fresh taro boba ($3.95) still has the same thick smoothie consistency but it was a downer to experience a fainted taro taste and a set of boba that no longer has its magic touch. Maybe it is time to try their other flavors but it's hard to get excited when their menu hasn't grown from its inception. Quickly losing its go-to status, 3 stars for the underwhelming experience.\n\n[Fighting off tears] I want my old Sweetheart back!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0juzbrgcLHqobdK-OZAyiw", "date": "2009-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1urjjCsxq-YUHz4Ih7jTFg", "text": "Update:  A return visit for a dinner buffet requires an update and severe downgrading of my rating.  The place was BAD, and not just bad in the sense of \"oh, that wasn't very tasty\" but horrific in the sense of \"shouldn't the health department shut them down\".  One dish was so burned that it literally looked like black char in the bottom of the pan.  I sampled nearly everything else in a futile attempt to find something good.  Most dishes were watery, bland, and/or had food that was the wrong texture (dry meat, too-crunchy garbanzo beans).  Even the naan was bad.  Perhaps they cook once per day and if you go at lunchtime the food is still reasonably fresh but by dinner time it is disgusting.  I would have fared much better picking up a frozen Indian entree and pre-made naan at Trader Joe's.    \n\nOriginal review:\nWent to the lunch buffet a bit late in the afternoon so I was hesitant what the quality and selection would be but pleasantly surprised to see that all the items seemed well-stocked and reasonably fresh.  The taste of the food varied from OK to good, so it didn't amaze me but it's definitely a place I'd visit again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DNXX0mr6kH9bAjcvgWEyPg", "date": "2011-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3y0A_2XA4ZwoX0eEbVJDkw", "text": "This place blew me away by how great the food is for a buffet, and also the atmosphere was great. Chicken masala, naan, salad, and veggies were awesome!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ziYqN4YlfZ5QI-TwF5_Hzg", "date": "2010-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4H_itbOb48tB_Tq2RFtnhA", "text": "There are so many Indian restaurants here in Berkeley and I must say it is best in all. The food is very well cooked, fresh and price is damn cheap. I do not know how they make money.\n\nTheir service is excellent. There is this girl who entertains all the people and never fail short in anyone's expectations. I have been this place 4-5 times so far and never been disappointed. I do not like too much spicy food and they have everything very well cooked and less spicy.  Over all 5 star and must place to eat if you like Indian food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jRLweRTaWc0yJzWIkxRdJw", "date": "2009-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "53wDP3qBzOuCJEqVX3oWew", "text": "Don't go to this place. This place is only second in terms of bad food and service to a Chinese place I went when I was in London.\nWater down food, not fresh, salad is old...bread was old...service ..bleah...she doesn't care about you. She either reads or is on cellular phone. \nOne star because of decor with the big elephant on the wall...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "X2NvXWWYbRRuxLhxvWZ9aA", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5fiWVe3KzfitveR7W1Ir5Q", "text": "I thought this place was really good.We went before a Cal Basketball game around 6pm.Everything was delicious. The Tandoori Chicken was not dry. they even had a great beer on tap for not too much. White table clothes make it a nice experience. I think this used to be a place that served great Duck Tacos.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WNRMsdLBoAX3CA2Zn_6TYg", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "607jfAepFroUCuTGsR9TDg", "text": "It's always nice, friendly service. The naan is soo fresh. This place is amazing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zv_TYfqfhIkLXsHoEEuqHA", "date": "2010-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7IL9GY-_0nwo67GOJrdfJw", "text": "I came here for lunch on a rainy day with a friend today, hoping to get some great indian food and buffet. For $8 a person, I definitely don't think it ended up being worth it. The only reason I did not give this place less than 2 stars is because our server was very kind and attentive.\n\nAlthough it looks great from outside the window - clean setting, a wide variety of things to choose from - the food was really not great at all, especially compared to a lunch I could get at Indian Flavors Express, which has less variety but is also equally close to campus. \n\nAlmost all the dishes were pretty bad...it also didn't help that they were cold. I was excited at seeing rice pilaf, but it turns out that was also cold and the rice was very dry and hard, probably from being out for too long. \n\nI don't think I would ever come back, based on this experience.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8rTXNAJE5SjEVl99GTJN6g", "text": "A small, but well positioned Indian place that can't be more than a year or two old.  Love the Vegetable Korma, but they never sell it!  Every time I go, I miss it on the buffet.  Apparently, they've nixed the menu option and it's only the buffet??  I may be wrong, but that's what the ever-pleasant waitress told me.  Too bad I keep missing that Korma.  The sauce is so incredible, I'd swim in a vat of it if they'd let me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lpUOT88KB1SD90WzvtqGwg", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8tx8m0bCiIZYQ24NmsjR_Q", "text": "Punjabi by Nature offers a wide range of mediocre cuisine at rather cheap prices. \nTheir Chicken Vindaloo and rice pudding were outstanding, very well spiced and quite tasty. The Naan was plentiful and warm as well. However, their Chicken Tikka Masala, Tandoori Chicken and Chickpeas were definitely not warmed well enough, and lacked any distinctive flavor.\n\nService was pleasant, my water glass was refilled often and my plates were cleared in a timely fashion.\n\nThe definition of \"Meh\".", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7cL0wq8QwMGlUQnG2ruLSA", "date": "2011-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aCJIPeYhJXqSgf_q4eh6Ew", "text": "Excellent price for what you get. The place isn't that big and thus there's not that much variety, but I think what the people put out here is pretty good for the money you pay. For about $8, you get your buffet, and you also get a soft drink and naan, both with unlimited free refills. Unlike most places, the naan is fresh! Love it! Even if you get a refill of naan once, you get your money's worth from the meal.\n\nSome of the chicken in various dishes is somewhat dry, but I can easily overlook this by grabbing any of the curries that they have in the warmer. The curries are flavorful and you can actually distinguish them from one another. Props to them~ The staff is pretty nice and the place is surprisingly empty. I'm a fan of this place, but a 5 star place in my book has to have AYCE meats besides chicken ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ClxvPFeNnKGUfYS8dV-iZg", "text": "This is  a good buffet and the value is great, about 9 bucks for all you can eat lunch. This is roughly what you would pay for a so called 5 dollar lunch, once you add the tax and beverage.\n\nThe tandoori chicken is flavorful and juicy, fresh veggies and curried veggies are put out periodically. The naan is hot and fresh. The only thing that was a bit annoying is that they were slow in replenishing the tandoori chicken when it ran out.\nThis shouldn't happen at a lunch buffet, and the restaurant was definitely not crowded, there were only about 4 or 5 customers at the time.\n\nBest to come at the beginning of lunch hour.\n\n\nOk- I'm revising my rating down to 3 stars because we just went there yesterday and they seem to deliberately stall on bringing the tandoori chicken when it runs out. I waited 20 minutes after the waitress said it would be out \"in a minute\".  \nWith a dozen customers in the restaurant in 25-30 minutes,  each paid at least 8 bucks, it's clear they could bring enough chicken and still make a profit!!!\n\nDefinitely  check to see if there is chicken before paying for the buffet, unless you don't  eat meat, or you have  time for a long leisurely lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uYZ7uToHaPznNbwaMI3ZMg", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dDjXxsBDh2bS5-I8AKcRoA", "text": "Perhaps other reviewers have not had decent Indian food or perhaps I caught PbN on an off day but this was some of the worst I've had. \n\nNot only were all of the dishes bland, most of them didn't even look appealing. The worst offender was the Chicken Curry, which only had a few pieces of chicken to start and at one point one of the cooks seemed to have come in and dumped some old pieces of Tandoori Chicken into the sauce. \n\nI'd much rather have 4 decent dishes to choose from than a dozen revolting ones. The best thing I had here was the naan, but that's not enough to save this place from a 1-star. I realize this is cheap, college-student priced fare, not cuisine, but we're still talking $8 for a meal that I regret.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "oPeErWfLgC07y5vl1SW0pw", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ddVGOGQYrCIRd1U5A8R9iQ", "text": "Watery curry and restaurant smelling like clorox? Not impressed. \n\nMy friend and I came here right when they opened for lunch and was displeased to find them still cleaning dirty tables from the night before, mopping the floor with strong smelling detergent and an empty buffet table. After waiting for them to do everything they *should have* done before their opening time, my friend and I sat down inside. \n\nMy first plate consisted of a simple salad with the yogurt dressing, tandoori chicken and 2 types of curry. The tandoori chicken was actually pretty good until i bit further into my drumstick and found that it was still bloody inside. I also tried the eggplant curry and some vegetable curry which I found to be sour, watery and luke warm.\n\nI decided to try some different curries in hopes that they wouldn't be disgustingly watery. Nope, the consistencies of the other curries were just the same. My friend and I flagged down the waitress and told her about the curries, she explained that the curries were just put out and needed time to heat up etc. Shouldn't the curries be warm since you just opened for lunch aka you should have just cooked the curry not too long ago? This just means that the curries were most likely leftover from the day before.\n\nThe naan brought to our table was delicious but I would never come back for another meal. There are many better Indian restaurants in the Bay Area such as Amber India in Mountain View.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "onDn9x4IK-E9tGdeuY1Iuw", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "diGPsdjDFPIhDqtqPcBVYA", "text": "The main selling point of this restaurant is their relatively cheap food/drink.  They offer an $8 all you can eat buffet (w/ naan by request) and $8 pitchers of beer.  The food is not good but, if you're thirsty, it is a good deal..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hHrCr_qEUu7Dh3DPRPmjog", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dQ1CXErZbmbWdwhmTBjyAw", "text": "Surprisingly satisfying. At 7.99 all day it's a full dollar cheaper than Naan and Curry's buffet, but with more variety. You get freshly made Naan when you eat here too, instead of the stuff that's been sitting there a while. The meat dishes were surprisingly tender and moist, and the spice and flavor were certainly there. I was happy with this all you can eat experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dvPClMLe4C1B3NS5rBiEFA", "text": "A solid two and a half stars\n\nPlus one star for being a cheap buffet\n\nMinus one star for having three or so pretty-much-identical veggie options\n\nPlus one star for fresh, hot naan\n\nMinus one star for all of the food tasting pretty much the same\n\nPlus one star for not-overcooked chicken tikka masala\n\nMinus one star for overcooked chicken curry\n\nPlus one star for having lots of pakoras\n\nMinus one star for the pakora batter in the middle of the pakora being raw\n\nPlus one star for an enormous ganesh on the wall\n\nMinus one star for being the only Indian place in Berkeley that doesn't give you chai.\n\n\nWould I eat here again? If I'm on the west side of campus with absolutely no time and a hankering for Indian ... maybe, but probably not.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Y9W2GkEDy8WrRoBpM2Qxzw", "date": "2012-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DXgDN6EItxuEWx-o7sYInA", "text": "Pretty good. I went to prospect the Graduate School of Ed at CAL and was jonesing for some good cheap indian food afterwards. I was actually surprised how little there was to offer. I saw about 3 buffets, and this was the only one not empty. And it was the cheapest so I had to give it a go. The food was pretty good...tandoori chicken had good flavor, chicken tikka masala had great sauce and the aloo -eggplant/potato thing was good too. Naan was average- I have had better for sure but it was abundant and warm and I got more without having to ask. If I was ever in Berkeley again, and wanting of some Indian food, I would come back. But buffet's are usu a waste on me, since I can't eat a whole lot. I would give 3.5 stars if I could :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TcfRQ58UvLCcOVgmsW9VvA", "date": "2009-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EPYGHmOo1CKfJcGfR8RIlw", "text": "The buffet is so good! The service is exceptional! I can't wait to eat there again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "t9zycdkOy9X1YtE2Yqemnw", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FeROilPTlRlwYum8oAstZA", "text": "$8 all you can eat including naan & pop!! Yes, pop, I'm from the Midwest. My only complaint is that I can't eat more rice pudding in one sitting.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5Beb1kekKS6i7owy16z2yw", "date": "2010-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FwJuD53E7q7BTpWnNMFB1Q", "text": "i heart this place! very convenient, comfortable whether you're alone or with a friend, good service. and great nan.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sl_J5fm5gzqh0e-iEpSDzw", "date": "2010-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GesCOFH8avP69ZSXpJJlcg", "text": "3 stars for the food, one star for having $2 anchor steam.  \n\nThe selection is not as good as other places such as India Palace, but the quality is decent for what you pay, and in fact they have some very good vegetarian dishes.  They had a eggplant curry and green squash curry that were quite good.  I'd say for the price it's probably the 2nd best indian buffet in town, just behind India Palace.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Im8AFApn7rqwopgx56UiIg", "date": "2010-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gURbf37161SneW5wsh0Kzw", "text": "Its a small but has good stuff...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1bljr870ZTUdDyeJDiYspQ", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iyNB9FThPJkfVNmS0YdG1Q", "text": "Some guys and I dropped by for the lunch buffet.  I don't have high standards for Indian buffets, but Punjabi by Nature came up well short.  The curry offerings are limited and the tandoori chicken was extremely bland, not to mention unusually dry.  The waitress was nice, but needed to be called upon for service.  The silver lining?  It's clean?\n\nStill, 7 dollars isn't too bad if you're dying of hunger.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JBP2b7VNEgIBlm-ke5Wvlw", "text": "2.5 stars.\n\nBF and I headed over here around 5:45 yesterday. We had both loved Dollar Curry House, but were intrigued by an $8 buffet. \n\nWe actually live right smack dab in the middle of Berkeley's version of \"Little India,\" and have many options around us in terms of Indian Food Buffets. Of them all, by far my favorite is Priya's, but it's also a couple dollars more expensive and nowhere near campus.\n\nThis buffet was OK. I definitely wasn't concerned about sanitary conditions or getting sick by eating bad food. While we were there, the cooks came out and refreshed almost everything on the buffet. The first dish of food I got was a little older. The rice was almost crunchy and the veggie fritters were kind of soggy/warm, like they'd been sitting out for an hour. The raita was totally empty.\n\nMy second plate was much better, and very fresh. The vegetarian options are decent, although on the spicier side (I'm pretty sensitive to spice). I guess my big issue was with the naan-- they gave us each one quarter piece, and didn't appear to offer more. Unlike other buffets, naan was brought to the table, rather than kept on the buffet bar. We asked for them to refill the raita and they finally changed it twenty minutes after we asked them to-- well after we needed it.\n\nAlso a bit disappointing was the lack of bussing of our old plates, which took up a substantial amount of room on our little table.\n\nDefinitely OK. I'm not sure I'll come here again. We'll see.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C9aipyN2JvkWWjMRRWFB2g", "date": "2009-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JcA0nDXnoY0clKJwZ1Jw-A", "text": "So I gave this place a second try and had the buffet. I honestly don't know why people eat here, my only explanation is that \"average Americans\" must not like flavor in their food. Seriously. It's bland, undersalted, the chicken was dry, the naan was laughable. There's a lot of other Indian in Berkeley, so I can't imagine why people would go here. It's cheap and close to campus, but that's about it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "h4RPNNmFZPwJXQuFe1M9mg", "date": "2009-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jnwl4XV6lSbcXCLBfaysow", "text": "A surprising new welcome to Oxford, mysteriously taking the place of that god-awful Dollar Curry, caught my eye as I wearily walked home from class a couple of weeks ago. The HUGE posters, as well as the poor man wearing an ad poster dancing around stupidly, advertised a buffet lunch for $7.99 + tax or buffet dinner for $10.99 + tax. \"$10.99? Really? That's kinda pricey.\" But wait! What's this? Under the huge price number is written in slightly smaller text, \"Naan bread and drink included.\" Holy Mary Joseph, it's on like Donkey Kong.\n\nI ventured inside to a mostly empty restaurant (this was at like 4pm though) and the waitress immediately welcomed me with a warm smile. I sat down and indicated that I wanted the buffet dinner. I ordered my Diet Coke and got up to look at the buffet selection.\n\nFor a $10.99 buffet dinner, the selection is really quite impressive. Rice, papadum, salad, and all the usual dressings (chutney, raita, etc.) - staple fare, to be sure, although papadum was new to me. Then I looked at the dishes and immediately my eyes fell to the chicken tikka masala. I know, I know, but shut up, it's Britain's REAL national dish, okay? The dish selection was pretty good too - tandoori chicken, chicken tikka masala, daal, lamb korma, two different kinds of pakora, aloo, and a few other dishes I failed to try. Overall, all the dishes were quite tasty, at least for the price I was paying. I could certainly find better, but this was really a deal. (Plus, I was about to pass out from having not eaten all day.) Punjabi by Nature has a real a la carte menu too, but unfortunately, I don't think they're going to make much money off of that, since the buffet seems to be their major selling point.\n\nNow, you notice that, despite all the praise I have heaped upon this place, that the Holy Grail of Yelp reviews, that ever-coveted Fifth Star, is missing. It's because of the rice - they failed to change out their rice often enough, and therefore when I went for seconds, much of the rice had become really hard kernels, making the rice inedible. If not for the fact that I had some pretty darn good naan to make up for it, I would've knocked them another star.\n\nAlso, for some really great unknown reason, the waitress gave me 1) a discounted price, only charging for lunch when it clearly should have been dinner, and 2) all the naan and soft drinks I wanted. I'm not sure what their normal policy regarding the naan and soft drinks are, but I'll be damned if you can find a better deal near campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kr_Cxw6t2MDHmdx-JWK9mQ", "date": "2009-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kcRfF9rreCmA-8o2ECtnIw", "text": "I'm not into buffets; however our friend recently had the buffet and loved it. We always order off the menu. This place is our current favorite spot. The food is really done with care. The flavors are complex and balanced. When you order something \"medium spicy\" it is just that. Spicy enough to leave a pleasant reminder in your mouth of the delicious thing that has just been there. I also love all the little extras like grilled veggies and which ever little side dish they have. I've gotten some nice lentil curry and I've also gotten some chana masala. Plus the little dob of chutney rounds it out nicely. It's ridiculously reasonably priced and the service and atmosphere are great. We sometimes get Punjabi By Nature to go and they take the same care there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "azik2LmdgLzsZp3uJoThCQ", "date": "2009-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ko1l5Wp5TVIUGpq1S590EQ", "text": "At $8, the buffet is a real deal! Best Naan I've ever had--they bring it hot and fresh to your table. It tastes buttery and rich. I wish they would refresh it without your asking, and when you've asked, it takes a while before it's back. Otherwise, best Chicken Masala I've ever had. All the other offerings were superb as well! I really enjoyed the Matter Paneer in particular. An overall delicious experience!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aPPkTKXVhK2OxnOQDG-Xyw", "date": "2009-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kR1qXFxIZkqd2xs4DOGo9A", "text": "Great food and an amazing value!!!  Love the lunch buffet.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "x5H-2FgA9PlCs1rBYy0aOA", "date": "2011-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LaInKlgla--oHQTAC24X8g", "text": "This was some of the worst Indian food I have ever eaten, I ate their lunch buffet.. Gah, bland, cold, and had none of the life and flavor I associate with  indian food. All the vegetarian options tasted exactly the same, and the food felt old and sad. I would never eat here again. I had a stomach ache for about 2 hours afterwards....", "stars": 1, "user_id": "URZ55SnOMfCvZeG0c7Kzmw", "date": "2012-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lFXkdtS3GBrNVa5WDIs47Q", "text": "I was on a quest to eat at every Indian restaurant in Berkeley and this place was definitely the bottom of the barrel. I went for the lunch buffet. I scoped it out first and thought the selection looked fine. However, the food tasted horrible. All of the vegetarian curries were bland and mostly just tasted like tomato paste and potatoes. I didn't eat the meat dishes but they looked like they might have been better. The naan and rice were fine. The rice pudding was disgusting- it was sour. Being the cheap person that I am, I usually try to go to a buffet mid afternoon and eat enough to fill me up for the rest of the day. But I could not force myself to eat a second helping of anything here. There's plenty of other Indian restaurants on University for the same price but much tastier.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "BYT0UW_YE6jDMrGKI23Erg", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lmNCm7W7q82SGFL0vytm4g", "text": "There is a change in management. The chef used to cook really good Indian food. I usually come here for lunch, but ever since that new chef came, everything is bland. \nChicken Tikka Masala was too watery and it seems that they recycled that \"red\"-colored chicken into Tikka Masala. There were way too many options, but low in quality. \n\nI would go back if they improve their food quality. Weirdly, they added asian / chinese food on the buffet tray.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LvjYgC5ZJFyMQWOWX9B9EQ", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lmOWzJiaiJF-JoNyyLxCTQ", "text": "you know what? this is $8 indian food including naan and drinks. you serve yourself, but a very busy waiter takes plates and keeps your glass full.\n\nI don't think you can go to a strip mall nail salon and expect a Swedish massage next to a waterfall.  So, i'm not really sure what people expect when they see \"7.99 all you can eat buffet.\" but here's what I expect:\n\n1. clean place to eat\n2. more food than I want to eat\n3. decent quality food\n\nThis is what I get:\n\n1.great tikka masala, and a drink and some good naan\n2. super clean\n3. a good variety of Indian food that is actually quite tasty\n\nThus, this place has met and exceeded my expectations and is deserving of 5 stars.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nvlxBr-dYzLDzURhupkSlg", "date": "2009-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m3iXsDrhANOsFgTzeAJQfQ", "text": "Uh, i had high expectation for this place especially with the positive reviews here. First all, the selection was really poor, and what they had tasted subpar at best. The tandoori chicken i had was very tough, dry, and chewy. The rice i had was wet and gloppy (i think they might have mixed coconut milk at the very end). It came to my serving dish as one big glop. The potato curry (Aloo Mater, i think) quite watery and did not have enough spices. Sure, price is cheap, but is it worth it? Me definitely think not.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Gl5AtZ1vWj4V8wTSgAJwAQ", "date": "2010-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "maJiuGWVg0hxGa9SSKcSqg", "text": "1 star for being a 7.99 cheap buffet. \n1 star for being next to the famed cinnaholic. \n\nRude waiter, on her personal cell while we were in there. Asked if she could get me a cup of ice and and she put up her hand to shush me and continued talked. Then came over like I had inconvenienced her. \nRice pudding, horrible! Their sad attempt at kheer. Most dishes watered down and gross. Rice was old and crunchy from being left out. \nOnly saving grace was the chicken curry today. \nWent there because we wanted something before our fantastic cinnamon rolls from cinnaholic! \nThey need Indian chefs, having Mexican chefs that don't speak much English, can't make cooking Indian food too easy.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "J_pljOfe85CWVYHf0wasZw", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mbrhse5ficp3EQfg2P0Alg", "text": "My fave place for curry! Always cheap and the Naan is always freshly hot . The waitress there (always the same girl) is super attentive and polite. The fruits were surprisingly good as well, but my fave there was Chicken TIkka! Nothing there is spicy, so I recommend this for curry newbies like me :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mPfBSInSmpDjU1idHTktrQ", "date": "2010-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MkjlYwlEvJEA1718J213GQ", "text": "On second thought, relative to many Indian restaurants I've eaten at, this not a good experience overall, at all.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aCb7FcJd5oPE91krTrhkVA", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MsqM13G_GmxJByBHTQygmQ", "text": "Not very crowded at lunch time and I can see why. The setting is nice enough; it is obviously converted from a one-time sushi bar. The food is only OK. As mentioned in other reviews, the only meat option is chicken and many of the rather watery veggie curries were something with potatoes, not appetizing enough to even try. The Tandoori was passing good, but undercooked(!). I won't be back, given so many options in the neighborhood.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3CeNM1wwDvVpeaGneRgujg", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-nJqQ4QVA6QCycLPlYLzgg", "text": "Burning food on the buffet table.  (-1 star)\nChinese/thai food on the buffet table (-1 star)\nMore chinese/thai food than indian (-1 star)\nBarely warm naan (-1 star)\n\nI really liked this place, but their buffet had obviously been out since the beginning of the day.  All the meat was dried out and inedible.  The usual options (chicken tikka masala) were out or missing.\n\nA lot of the food felt like they had just put water on top of it periodically through the day to keep it from drying out...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7F-t7mR--uIsyciHQQUx5A", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NTVBxoNvoy1PPUuOaAWvJQ", "text": "Buffet style Indian food for $8!! Chicken Tika Masala was creamy w/ very tender pieces of chicken. Service was great. Rice pudding was too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qK1hOE94rORm9nqcH0ZCzw", "date": "2010-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ol9t8ItSL7Gb-svNMCE3NA", "text": "Wonderful lunch - calm oasis with simple decor and pleasant staff.  Yes, as reported, the naan is warm, chewy and tasty.  Love it!  Ummm...plenty of potatoes to suit my taste!  I had lentils, veggies, chicken, all very good and spiced perfectly! Friend enjoyed bbq chicken a couple times over! Meeting there at 1:10 pm allowed me to find a parking place...a block away.  Not bad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_U9qCns_80YNfoSedKgzdw", "date": "2011-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ptt4KkUAGUm7Caeno2KiVw", "text": "The buffet is very average. The spinach was salty, the two meat dishes were curries that looked soaked in fat, and my salad had a piece of chicken in it! However, the naan was really fresh and soft.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mruVYFwKj0_KFpU5h93_nA", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q22c-yGhEvU1ZzgQiWJIHg", "text": "this place has gone through its phases. When i first tried it first it was an awesome all you can eat place that was perfect for to go when your at work. Then it turned into a $1 menu, which was okay. Then it tried being a higher end place and failed. Now it's at this middle ground between all you can eat and menu options. The food is good and not too spicy. They have good veggie options and they're always nice. I think it's exactly what someone on a budget would want, if they like indian food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aENdR5emvYiDO86fVJdFZg", "date": "2009-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QtePWoXZJZImAYkTDSIT5A", "text": "this is by far and away the worst indian food that i've ever eaten in my entire life.  it's obvious that the spinach and vegetables on the buffet come from frozen packages since they were all extremely bland and watery.  in addition, a lot of the dishes were incorrectly labeled (for example, lobia AKA black eyed beans was labeled as rajma AKA red kidney beans).  the aaloo mattar (potatoes and peas) had no potatoes but a few other random vegetables like broccoli and carrots.  i was totally astounded since broccoli is an ingredient that is not traditionally found in indian cooking.\n\nthe only way i can imagine people liking this place is if they don't mind cheap, horrible food or have no idea what good indian food tastes like.  the 5 star ratings boggle my mind.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "I-NDOmfDpEtYN1Qpes5yqA", "date": "2010-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RSwhwCQLcWDQv83q0iTIcQ", "text": "Nothing about the lunch buffet met my expectations.\n\nThe food and variety were disappointing. It was under spiced, overcooked (even for a buffet), and left me feeling very unfulfilled. The service was also lackluster since the waitress did not buss dirty dishes off of our table. Overall, this place was disappointing and not worth the value of what I paid. \n\nI will not be going back and do not recommend this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7npr9gLsFWPyX_NRXUsOmg", "date": "2012-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s3DBjgVVo2SvWtdsnbUIxw", "text": "The price for the buffet is decent. I got to taste various Indian dishes for $8. The fresh naan is a plus. I wish that the girl gave me more naan during each trip because it is a hassle to keep asking her to bring me more. The food is hot and the quality is good. For anyone who thinks that the dishes are \"watery,\" just stir and fish out all the ingredients.\n\nI totally did not know about the free drinks. I wish the girl who served me told me about the drinks and the naan. In fact, I wouldn't even have known about the naan refills if I hadn't read about it on yelp in advance. The service can be improved.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o1B5QfEbVl2VzrQlz3rqBA", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SC5B_gpqeGRNuPOIsQG2Zw", "text": "Price is unbeatable but the quality of the food horrible. The tandoori chicken was ok but the chicken in the tikka masala tasted old. The saag wasn't creamy the way I like it, but my son liked it. We went at 4pm on a Saturday and they had 2 chicken dishes plus the tandoori chicken and the rest were vegetarian..not really typical ones either..they had a squash, two mixed veggies, a bell pepper and potatoes one, and a few others. I didn't really like any of the dishes. The tikka masala tasted very ketchup-y. No pakoras or appetizers. And no drinks included in the buffet like other yelpers said there was. \nI guess if I was a student at UCB that I may eat here, but otherwise , never again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "SxwhTB3a34iY7Xl7Kg5-Gg", "date": "2012-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "suzoWs5OUlSIEbtNX5QUzw", "text": "Went there on a friday night with hubby. I am not a big Indian food fan but he likes it a lot, so we agreed on a buffet, so that I could maybe discover new dishes that I'd like. Everyone seemed to say that Punjabi was the best quality/price ratio. Hubby called the restaurant to ask if they had korma (my fave) on the buffet tonight, just to make sure I'll eat at least one thing that I like, and the lady on the phone said \"yes, vegetable korma, of course\". So I was like LET'S GO ! \nWe arrived around 7pm. No one in the restaurant. I didn't let that discourage me. The very nice and smiling hostess seats us and we say we want the buffet. And we go for our plate. Huge disappointment : no korma !!! I almost wanted to tell our only service staff member that we were told on the phone that it will be there. But really, it would not have brought it back to me so I didn't say anything. I'm thinking now that I should have, just to let them know to be more careful about what they say. Anyway ... \nthe buffet selection was not grandiose, as I expected. Only 3 meat entrees : tandoori chicken, tikka masala chicken, and curry chicken. You'd better like chicken let me tell you ! The vegetarian dishes were not too appealing. And no samosas or any appetizers except for a salad of lettuce and red onions. For dessert there was cantaloupe. \nWe both take the tikka masala and the curry. Both of their sauces were SO runny. And I really had to fish for tiny bits and pieces of chicken in the tikka pot. Flavorwise, I actually, to my surprise, liked both. Hubby as well. But they really need to work on making it less runny because that really takes the dish down. One of their plus point was definitely  the naan. It was piping hot, fluffy, soft, had a buttery taste... really delicious. The other plus is the hostess/waitress, being smiling and fast at bringing drinks, naan and cleaning up our table. \n$20 for both. That's fairly cheap. But because of the \"korma incident\", the selection and the runny sauces, I am still not sure we will come back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EoxTPiwTghjodEg3y4in8Q", "date": "2011-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TcBCmLO3XPmF4PWXBulA-g", "text": "I love the $7.99 buffet!  All you can eat Indian food that includes naan and soda.  Some of the vegetarian items could use a little more flavor, but the meat items are usually great.  There is even unlimited tandoori chicken.  Beer prices are great $2/$3 for good beer on tap and $6 for a pitcher.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V28MqLYwagJz62YfyPi3qg", "date": "2010-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TiFAJX6fFzRwzjsO-FwGtQ", "text": "Good value - all you can eat lunch for $7.99 with drink. Service is good. Food is just average. Several of the dishes are bland and need additional spices. Naan bread brought to the table by waiter is not hot, and tastes a bit old. Salad is OK, selection of sauces is limited, only about 3. Several vegetarian dishes, but all are just average tasting. Rice (plain white) with peas is good and served (kept) warm.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NO81S2vwHbaXeuOq4nlhAw", "date": "2009-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tj_mfJ5hwKqoI7LJspDudQ", "text": "For $8.69 (including tax) you get some of the best Indian food I've had in the bay area. There were TONS of options (chicken tikka masala, chicken korma, chili chicken, chicken vindaloo, some pork dish, tons of vegetables dishes, chicken pakora, potato pakora, and even two Napalese dishes and a thai dish!). Delicious! Only wish they gave you a little more naan with your order.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "C5eDFsEfwcLOpAiSeHS25A", "date": "2010-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UWe3aUoEFQuqY0NB4L6udQ", "text": "this is a really good deal and really good indian food, esp the chicken masala. the buffet is $7.99 and comes with the best naan ive ever had plus fountain soda. they even have fruit (cantaloupe and watermelon). dont forget to look up or you will miss the beautiful, colorful ceiling decorations.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_vtwYX4OeVMlSd2sQHUWcg", "text": "Very poor buffet. some of the food was downright nasty. would never go again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "3MKBPOJGCEO6lL7wt_UbVQ", "date": "2009-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wBz221NQD9nYmO-X8ry3ig", "text": "Last few visits have been disappointing", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xyx6GnpAt5Dmi_yCVMu_Vg", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wJIL-BAdmyhigYnkTu8RyQ", "text": "All you can eat for 7.99$. You get what you paid for. Weak curry and bland tandoori chicken. The only reason I would actually go back is if I was at the starbucks next door studying all day and didn't want to lose my seat. The na'an was freshly baked and that's the only redeeming quality. One of those places where you wouldn't go unless you were sick of everything else nearby.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PBmotLhDczArA10xRJ-_5w", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WLfIn3ygGVWiwIU6KI-XaA", "text": "Cheap lunch buffet, nice enough staff.  Owned by the Khana Peena folks, who know Indian buffet.  Nice to give them some business.  Good for large groups (20 or so).  Not super crowded so room to talk.  Bring your own energy, tho (we did, it worked out great).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D4CZEcbXTUiy_OvMgmMMXQ", "date": "2010-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "woDDKTIq6NaHJ5itFtirgw", "text": "I didn't realize anyone could talk so loudly without being drunk, but I never saw the women near us imbibe more than ice water! Although there are several beers on tap. Still, it didn't ruin an otherwise pleasant and affordable dining experience. \n\n$7.99 - ALL YOU CAN EAT\n\nSolid three stars for a pleasant lunch spot (or early dinner*), extra star for the sweet & attentive waitress who waited on us Tuesday. *Plan for the fact that items will be under hot lamps and kept warm for hours on end. Admittedly we aren't very experienced in Indian food, so the place is good for the novice eater as well. A basket of fresh, warm bread was immediately brought to our table with just the right amount of charcoal toast to it. \n\nIndian food can seem similar upon first glance, but the proof is in the pudding, or in this case...curry. An excellent place for vegetarians, many curries focus on one note or melody of vegetables; I realize that's economical as well as kind to animals. However, there are different qualities to the vegetable dishes upon taste: \n\n- Zucchini was extra spicy and had nice texture in the mouth\n- Eggplant (Aloo baingan) spent time absorbing & contributing to their sauce\n- Chickpeas had one of my favorite sauce tastes.\n- Creamy mixed vegetables (including broccoli) were tasty in yellow curry\n- Mixed veg in red curry had potatoes & carrots tasting like pot roast\n- Crispy, caraway papadan (WANTED TO TAKE SOME HOME!)\n- Mint, Tamarind, and Yogurt sauces\n- Basmati Rice\n\nThe sauces also frequently went well together!\n\nPunjabi by Nature only offers chicken as a meat dish, but the three varieties were tender, plentiful, and delicious (see photos). As stated in other reviews, the Masala has a savory depth amid the cream sauce and was as juicy as the Chicken Curry (my favorite). My friend thoroughly enjoyed the Tandoori and we both marveled in our first time adding tangy, tamarind sauce to the dish (so good)! \n\nCons were that my orange wedges had a taste like alcohol, like they'd sat too long at the bottom of their container. However, my companions wedges were resting atop those and were fine. The salad could've been fresher, but was still edible. And there was only one dessert -- rice pudding -- but we were too full to really consume a sweet, still we managed a taste and found it good (with perhaps an under note of rose water).\n\nI tried very hard to respect their \"Don't waste food policy\" and gladly would've brought home the bit that remained on my plate, but alas wasn't able to finish every last bite. We left stuffed and content to our next engagement.\n\nThere are nice, large windows and it's a pleasant spot to absorb a little sunlight, get away from some of the bustle near BART, with room to seat larger parties amid stylish indoor decorations of traditional Indian Gods.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WJmlvNwI8CTroh0HAad1Ng", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w-v9eW7hDVG4GH_R4GaKnA", "text": "I think it's pretty awesome to find an Indian restaurant that does a buffet for dinner.  The selection was good and food was excellent.  I also really like the decor and ambiance of the place and the service was great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lwq38YjOHmFXIE8OU_gH1Q", "date": "2009-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wwXPDFI6ftOV5ameFsuduA", "text": "Buffet, cheap Indian food usually spells disaster, but surprisingly not for Punjabi By Nature.\n\nFirst of all, for a buffet they are VERY attentive (un-necessarily so), which is great. \n\nThe price is DIRRRTY cheap, but the food is surprisingly good. Trust me I'm Indian and am really critical of all Indian food. But how could you really complain at this price, and the food being decently authentic Punjabi food. You can complain how shitty it is, but if this place can make me think of home, then its done its job WELL!!\n\nI went here on a cold rainy day and pigged out. It made me homey and happy. The MASSIVE overlooking Ganesh is a little creepy, plus I really don't like my gods being used in massive restaurant decoration =(\n\nThe dishes available are simply and has nothing wrong with it. Its decently flavorful and you can't complain when they give you a drink and even dessert too!\n\nTry this place if you're lookin for cheap dirrrrty but homey-ish Indian food. Don't go expecting more, otherwise you should be asking you're Indian friend's mother to cook you food (and don't look for places like Himalayas to fill that craving)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aMOQUtikM2CzotY9-FqkDg", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WXCc6medUm14pE99fge-JQ", "text": "I'm a fan, but only on occasion.  So long as you understand that there's not that much variety here, you'll be very satisfied.\n\nSo like most people have said, this is a great and inexpensive buffet.  They're offerings are really good, but they don't change them that often, so you'll want to only visit occasionally.\n\nOther good things:\n~Great decoration featuring a really big diety, nice tables/chairs, and goooood tunes.  Mostly I've heard actual classical Indian music, rather than Indian pop.  Nothing wrong with the latter, but I'm a big fan of the traditional stuff, particularly while eating\n~Good happy hour deals on beers, etc., that make this great for stuffing your face after work and getting a little tipsy.\n\nTake home message: this is slightly quantity over quality, but really nails the combo of inexpensive and plentiful while tasty.  Drinks are a good bonus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EwUovA7CCHNWLBUwAF0iJA", "date": "2011-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XwNOQluxsW8v0_6e2AybLg", "text": "This place loses a star in my heart because of the numerous Indian restaurants I've eaten at...and since it was buffet style for dinner...the quality of the food wasn't as good. I find that it is impossible to cook good Indian food if you are cooking large pots of it at a time, and then serving it to the masses in a buffet line.\n\nThe food itself was not too bad, although I regrettably ventured into the Chicken Tandoori, which was the driest chicken that I had ever had...Indian food or other types! Their saving grace is the price for the buffet: $7.99, and that their Chicken Tikka Masala was pretty good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "saDYN_zBEoNheolWPh5RcA", "date": "2010-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y7_FYT6S2BaCopmqOAtoGw", "text": "I love that they deliver and that is why I gave em a shot.\neverything was pretty good.... but not the chicken Tikka masala...the only thing I could taste was the heavy cream and the Ghee. Its one of my favs but next time I eat here I will pass it by.\nand the mangos in the chutney were really tough", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Cu8xhQvpX5sm8CFs4dDtGg", "date": "2009-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y87XFOHmlCZikKJ3cW1NRw", "text": "I went back for lunch and was less impressed. There seems to be a Berkeley Indian restaurant curse that they are wonderful in the first week and then go quickly downhill - why? This time I got the lunch buffet (not offered the first time I came in), and while I love the variety, the tastiness of my first visit just wasn't there. I would still come back, and still go to town on the buffet, but it doesn't have the initial \"wow\" factor.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yt5GlSoWX161zxUGuwPxXw", "date": "2009-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yqr_RYswSoj-PWWnP6_qIg", "text": "Had their buffet for the second time today, and it was just as good as the first time I had it last year.  The chicken tikka masala, which is my general favorite with Indian food, was a little runny and not as flavorful as I like it, but still enjoyable.  The chicken curry, potato & cauliflower curry (something ghobi, I forgot the name), and salad were all plenty tasty.  The naan was fresh and tasty, though a bit on the crisp and thin side for my tastes (a little bit fluffier and it would have been absolutely perfect).  Not the best Indian food I've had by any means, but good enough that I'll be back eventually, especially with that price tag.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H8ROWLnjjU28nR4czLT4pQ", "date": "2010-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YrB67vl0yRs-MC5N1l4Z4w", "text": "I came to this restaurant for a quick bite after being stuck at UC Berkeley a little too late. Based on the 4-star rating, I expected the food to be better. That said, it was more than fine, the location was convenient, the staff was friendly, and if you're hungry enough to take advantage of the buffet the price of 7.99 is pretty great. And as someone who loves naan, I appreciate that they make it fresh for each guest.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "v2t32i6XEh34E5shw9VPgQ", "date": "2010-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yTjRGswOm9VW1Q217JGANg", "text": "Decent for an all-you-can-eat.  The price was about $8~9 dollars for one person (including tip).\n\n[ATMOSPHERE]  Nice wooden tables with white linen covers.  The place gave a vibe of cleaniness, which is always good for a buffet.  \n\n[DINING]  They have a large buffet cart on one side of the wall.  Basically you just get a plate and take whatever you want.  I had the chicken curry and the chicken tiki masala.  This was pretty good, basically tasted the same as in other Indian places, but all you can eat!  The fried vegetables were extremely hard and probably left out for a while.  They had long rice and it was a bit hard and tasted old.  The rice pudding tasted like they just used the same rice to make it.\n\n[SERVICE]  The waitress was polite and quite.  She promptly gave us water and naan.  Although I wish she would have refilled our naan.\n\n[OVERALL]  The food wasn't that great, but I guess that's what you get for going to a buffet.  Decent food for a decent price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ztwLzBdCileJCnA5ThX2ag", "date": "2011-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZWhcDx70WDtcNJKf9dwL-A", "text": "My girl and I went tonight before she attended a lecture at Cal.  I found out at last minute that it was buffet style as I was checking the address on here.\n\nWhen we first got the buffet peninsula, we didn't see any naan.  We were slightly disappointed and filled up our plates with mango chutney, rice, spinach, etc.  We were happily surprised when we sat down to our table with two glasses of water and a basket full of steamy naan!\n\nOverall for $7.99 pre-tax & tip is a great value for the taste, quality, and assortment of the food available and soda.  It would get five stars from me if there were more veggie items, less meat and optional add-on soda, but I understand that their market is pretty much dialed to the \"starving\" college student.\n\nDownsides:\n- if you aren't a soda drinker like myself, you still have to pay for the included soda.\n- bike parking is lacking.  one bike loop and one sign within 3 businesses.  if you sit outside you can keep an eye on your sweet ride all kitted up with the nicest parts", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jj0U4tWN1z9ENSe9cfB7DA", "date": "2009-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AfSxzSA7K5B_Oy7yKISxrw", "text": "Congratulations, Punjabi By Nature, you have served me the most horrible meal I have ever eaten in the Bay Area.\n\nOne star because the waitress was not rude.\n\nI had the dinner buffet. My bf and I stopped in to take a look and for some reason, we thought it would be ok. Don't ask me why, I guess I thought the food looked passable upon first glance. The pappadum looked ok. The restaurant was crowded with people. Good sign? Or just in a location next to campus?\n\nIt started to go downhill when I started to get the food. Usually, it's pretty warm or steamy if your hand is near the entrees at the buffet.. Hrm... Not even lukewarm. That must mean this pappadum is stale. Well, it was. Moving on-- let's try some meat, some veggie dishes, and something that looked like soup with was called \"eggplant curry.\" Hint: it's not soup. The rice was hard. Gnarly business. \n\nSitting down, the waitress brought us naan-- undercooked, chewy, dry, flavorless naan. It was not translucent because of delicious butter or even grease, it was just dough that was not ready to come out of the oven. I couldn't bring myself to let her know, I didn't think there would be anything that could be done. I didn't think this would be a new complaint to anyone there anyway.\n\nEverything was so watery, and the chicken tikka masala looked like they poured bleach in it! Why was this sauce so white? And the chicken was so tough!\n\n I saw other Nepalese dishes and found it seems to just be an excuse to just make something burned looking and watery. \n\nThere was a potato dish with, again, a watery discharge, faintly flavored with tomato  It had the unexpected addition of --- pickled bamboo shoots? Whaaaaa?\n\nI knew I was having a terrible meal but decided to revel in it! \"Go for the gold,\" I told myself.  I decided to try the rice pudding. Wow, it was--- medicinal.\n\nOne plate was all I could stomach and I had to gtfo.\n\nOddly, I saw more people coming in as my bf and I were leaving, and I wanted to warn them to stay away! We should have! I feel bad for them. It was awful!\n\nErgh, my stomach is not thanking me... And it's already been a couple hours. With so many Indian places in Berkeley, just skip this one. You can get so, so much better for just a dollar or two more.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "HUgmgagCoTAuwv0pWvcBbQ", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RMM7iZjlsbe_03uPSIedZA", "text": "MOE: There are so many great Indian restaurants in Berkeley, it's such a shame we wasted our time and money on this place. \nPENNY: Agreed. The dishes were bland, semi-warm, and overly creamy. Adding fat to the dish isn't going to make it more delicious. It just made it difficult to eat, and I felt awful afterwards. \nMOE: I'd classify it as Indian food for white people. \nPENNY: That's about the worst thing you can say about an ethnic food, and I agree. \nMOE: I found bones in my chicken tikka masala, and the chicken itself tasted foul. \nPENNY: What about the atmosphere? \nMOE: I didn't like having to squeeze through the dining space. That place is tiny, and has too many tables. See, this is what Breads of India does so very right, among other things. That place is tiny, and there aren't tons of tables, but I guess if you're going to sell cheap, bland food to a bunch of undergrads who don't know better, you might as well pack them in. \nPENNY: Oh, and what was with the Thai dishes in the buffet? That's never a good sign. \nMOE: Quantity over quality, clearly. And if you can't do Indian food correctly, don't just try your hand at Thai. \nPENNY: So what's the verdict on Punjabi By Nature?\nMOE: Penny, I might not be down with Other People's Punjabi.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "S5O43NkhQpYhj2_hyFjNPQ", "date": "2011-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "s-A5PrrIvOjXuLAjmhRY5A", "text": "Mehhh. I don't know about this place.  I was kind of excited to try it because of all the good reviews, one of them being my friends that I always enjoy eating with and have pretty similar tastes in.  \n\nThe only good thing about this place was that the na'an was fresh and I guess because I love watermelon and I ate a shit ton of them there.  \n\nEvery single curry that was there was wayyyyyy too watery for anyone's good.  I had to put rice under them just so it wouldn't spread and mix.  If I didn't, I'd probably have to put only one curry on one plate.  The flavors were so so as well.  The spinach one was missing something because normally it's my faveeee but I had one bite of it and just stopped.  \n\nThe chicken was pretty dry and flavorless as well.  I just took the drumsticks and dunked pieces of the chicken in curry.  \n\nOne star for the price, one star for the naan but I'll probably not go there again unless it's the only thing open. Now I'm on my way to kick my friend in the face for believing his review.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9FGu7rcwVHfKimJlkXcbyA", "date": "2010-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "fA3rn0xg6q2FQ46WJ9Vp3g", "text": "All-You-Can-Eat Indian Curry and Naan???\nheeeeellllll yeeeaaahhhhh X)*********\n\nI think \"Yay! I'm a fan!\" puts it perfectly. Hungry? Eat here. Short on time? Eat here. Don't feel like cooking tonight? Eat here. Feelin' cheap? Eat here. Craving good tikka masala and yummy, soft, warm, fresh naan? Eat here. (Actually, all their curries are good. Ha!) Wanna eat till your insides explode, without paying exorbitant prices for doing so? (Maybe this last one just applies to me..) Eat here. X)\n\nmmm... yummy Indian curry buffet... this is my lazy restaurant. And I love it X)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2EjfO1-gitGFJ0MDFK7VKw", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "uPT1HTi9OvvRmUZTzDkenQ", "text": "I now see that I may be kicking a dead horse by offering another one star review. On the other hand, this place continues to be in business, so this flavorless, runny bag of meat is somehow still galloping. \n\nI don't understand it. Is Berkeley so unconditionally loving and supportive of a people as to overlook Tikka Masala that somehow tastes like airplane chicken alfredo, sourdough-like naan, and a variety of different-colored, equally-bland veggie swamps posing as curries?\n\nSome have made a fair argument that $8+tax is a great value for unlimited amounts of anything edible, and once my taste buds indicated I was eating for quantity rather than quality, I switched to sport mode and attempted to take them for all they're worth. Now I'm paying the price with an upset stomach and a sad resignation that I will never, ever find good Indian in Berkeley. Since I work here and Indian cuisine is my favorite, Punjabi by Nature has brought me that much closer to suicide.\n\nOne star for clean paper tablecloths, freshly and unnecessarily torn as you dine.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "K9sPDVPRz6BqUZKaj0qvYA", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b3heMsKa7uqunHef_TQJxg", "text": "FABULOUS EVERYTHING: quality, quantity, price, seating, hospitality. Two of us ate lunch for just over $20. My friend Kevin N would probably like it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FOUIyj4GoEUnixkM3EA-vw", "date": "2010-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GqbtVx4mmDxamkPBzcNrWA", "text": "Taste: 4\nValue: 4\nService: 4\n\nCame here with a friend for dinner and got a couple different dishes. Overall, the food was pretty good, and we didn't have any big problems. Service was good as well. Definitely would drop by in the future, possibly to try out their lunch buffet since that seems to be pretty popular based on the Yelp reviews.\n\nRanking of Indian food in Berkeley:\n1. Indian Flavors Express\n2. Punjabi by Nature\n3. Royal Indian Cuisine\n4. Tandoor Kitchen\n5. House of Curries\n6. Naan N Curry", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "guto2u8lH97V0NSa2Pi80g", "text": "Like most of the reviewers, I think the buffet is an awesome deal. Service is good and the place is really clean. The naan and papadum are fresh.\n\nLoved the chicken masala, especially since I was turned off by the salty curries from House of Curries the night before. The chicken was tender and the sauce was creamy. \n\nOne of the reviewers was right: the food will put you to sleep--at least that's what it did to me.\n\nI'm coming back!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rwxB9BiluoP4iot2epTs3Q", "date": "2010-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h6qPjkGkc8ibrHlq-YeApg", "text": "I've lived near punjabi by nature for a while and I never took the time to try it out but I'm glad I finally did.\n\nThe first time I went here I figured they could justify such a cheap price for the buffet by charging for the naan. I was wrong, the naan is free unless you get the specialty naan, then it's a couple of bucks extra. \n\nThe food here is pretty decent, not the best indian food but it's way decent for the price. I'm a huge fan of the zucchini and, of course, the tiki masala.  \n\nThe food's a little hit or miss with the rice sometimes being overcooked, but overall, it's a way decent meal for the price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vn7JtT64IYTKFbqJ5vvKAQ", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hJ6vJMVJMZkS0fEDkTUSbQ", "text": "My friends and I stopped by this place yesterday while taking a break from the Olympics frenzy. At first glance, it doesn't seem like the place to go to, due to the lack of customers (at the time). The $7.99 buffet deal seemed too good to be true. But since we were all starving and didn't want to stray too far from our apartment, we gave it a shot. To make this review concise, here are some quick things to consider about this place before you decide to take that $7.99 chance.\n\nPros:\n- Chicken tikki masala. Wow. Sweet & creamy goodness. Get it. A LOT OF IT.\n- Naan is usually served hot, fresh, and as much as you want. If it's not there though, ask the waitress/waiter.\n- For a buffet, much of the food was quite decent. I could actually taste some quality in a dish.\n\nCons:\n- Not the greatest service. The waitress, after seating us, wasn't prone to helping us out unless we prodded her consistently.\n- I noticed that the salad, fruit and some of the curries weren't very fresh. Somewhat old actually. We ate around 7:30ish (which is late), but still. Just a warning.\n- DON'T expect a lot of variety in these dishes. There weren't a lot of choices; at most, there were 7. A few were empty throughout the night, despite the waitress saying \"they were working on it.\"\n\nOverall, it filled my stomach well. It isn't a bad restaurant to go to for some near-broke college students that are completely devoid of food. But, it isn't a place I would want to go to again. One-time experience is more than enough. \n\nFun fact: Although they do play Punjabi music, it's funny that the workers in the back are blasting out Latin music, muffling out the Punjabi environment lol.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QwSuNo8ky11kTrdoeujUKw", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3md586VMp6RWSuila6n8Ew", "text": "When I saw the signs on the street pointing to this place, I was expecting the typical joint needing lots of street signage to coerce people in the door. I was pleasantly surprised when I followed those signs in to an upscale vibe of a place that was bright and clean, as opposed to the stained carpeted barely clean, type of place that you find all over University Ave. and Sacramento St. Well, the food was the clincher for my 5 stars. I came in at 2pm and had just come from an AMAZING free lecture by the fabulous Amy Goodman at UC Berkeley, happened to be arranged by student Sarah Porter, thank you Sarah P.!. So, I just wanted a snack. Opting for a la carte instead of the tempting buffet at only $7.99, I ordered a simple samosa and chai. Both were fresh, light, crisp, and really quite good. It definitely whetted my appetite for trying more of this place when I'm in my typical craving for indian food state of mind, which hits me about once a month. Punjabi--I'll be back, with family in tow. Loved my first experience here!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9Z9-cNqKDGt8YvYv-3PztQ", "date": "2009-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hb7_cN00ec2LltfqV8_i4w", "text": "This is an amazing place to go to when you are extremely hungry and just want some nice hot food. \n\nNot all the dishes are absolutely amazing, but the ones that are are definitely enough to fill you up. I definitely recommend the Tikka Masala as it has a much more savory (and less sweet) taste than that of other South Asian restaurants in Berkeley. They also have fresh-made naan, nice and hot, served to your table when requested. Everything else is up to your taste, so there were definitely dishes I wasn't fond of but overall the experience is great every time I go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mtys-a7GzTYz5KrK3xJdQ", "date": "2012-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v1uJEQZuSRGjSzqVRHsDyA", "text": "Though not the best Indian food I've had by any means, their offerings are still pretty solid and at $7.99 for the lunch/dinner buffet it's an awesome deal.\n\nChicken Tikka Masala - not bad, decent flavor.\nAloo Bhurtha - meh, overly grainy texture and a bit bland.\nVegetable Korma - very good!  easily the best of the selection of curries.\nChicken Tandoori - didn't get a chance to try it, but my friend said it was mad dry @_@\nNaan - only okay, it was more on the thin and crispy side and I much prefer mine thick and fluffy.\n\nThe buffet also includes your choice of soda with free refills, not to mention a good variety of dipping sauces.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DICLJDdq0HpvOVYR5mB4gA", "date": "2010-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9jLwZuH1bY_sL7VPcWUJtg", "text": "Sweet people. Good location. I wish the food was better! I think that a new cook would transform this place into a gem... like Uddipi Palace is (spelling?). \nUnfortunately I have to report sour yogurt, funky tasting saag, and bland masalas. The chicken tikka masala was the saving grace of my meal, not due to the chicken (dry) but the yummy creaminess of the sauce.\nA message to the owners: work on improving flavor and quality of food and I would be a big supporter! There is nothing like good Punjabi food and it would be a joy to have you be it :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ViY7e7lYqstYy7P58T2CHQ", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mdTLbsZvr30kup0XIpJjxw", "text": "The food here is pretty good, especially their naan.  They have expanded their food options at the buffet.  Back in the day they used to include a drink with their buffet for no extra charge, which they no longer do.  The service is mediocre.  Still a pretty good price for the dinner buffet, $7.99.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HwsSUA9idxY-BBe8xrCFcg", "date": "2011-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o6727fZgnp9ZpUrV5iM8XQ", "text": "Yes, this place has a bad name. Previously heralded as \"Dollar Indian Cuisine\", Punjabi By Nature has, in the past 8 months, transformed twice: first they were an everything-is-a-dollar-including-the-beers wunderland, with great music and a giant Ganesh. They said they were closing due to bad business, but hell, I woulfd have given them a loan.\n\nDuring their \"Dark Period\", they because a sit-in indian food place with an attitude and an expensive menu. Neither did this business model work for them.\n\nNow, they seem to have settled on the happy medium of a well-priced all-u-can-eat buffet. \n\nGet whatever you want as long as it is this:\n2x pieces veggie pakora\n3x pieces succulent Tandoori chicken drumstick\n1.5x mini-bowl chicken tikka masala sauce (no chicken cubes)\n1x free naan (ask)\nDunk all of the above in the tikka masala sauce\n\nAlso I suggest you call ahead as they sometimes have weird hours.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sreJxXMkMWXGQ01zBgRXMg", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qWK_PzEsYEvgXNv90Hs4wA", "text": "My first Indian restaurant that I've eaten in and Punjabi did not disappoint me! \n\nThe restaurant itself is super small, and their buffet cart is kinda dinky but their curry is so yum, especially their Chicken Tikka Masala. Their other curries are really good, too. Some have stronger spices than others so it depends on your sense of taste, but I don't mind spices so they all tasted really good to me (especially chicken tikka masala!) \n\nTheir naan differs. Sometimes the back will be burnt. Other times, it's perfectly made to a soft, buttery bite. It's good dipped in chicken tikka masala! \n\nNice interior, average waitress, and great curry.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3JPV9U6eHGel6TtCFl1J3Q", "text": "This is by far the worst Indian buffet I've ever eaten - every dish in the buffet tasted off. The chicken tikka masala was bland and oh yah: why do they have random Chinese and Thai dishes at an Indian restaurant?? All of their curries had way too much butter/cream and not enough spices and had the same clumpy coagulated texture to it. The palak paneer  was mysteriously sour which made me feel like it went bad. All the Chinese dishes all had this blackish color to it so I didn't try them but I know they're not supposed to look like that. You can tell all the food had been out for a while because of the thin layer of film on the top.  I left very unsatisfied. \n\nI give it 1 star because the nan was good.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CtD69MXgV5FkFvwltSLe2w", "date": "2011-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-gmVPPx9UyP-NbSR1nrnhw", "text": "They must put crack rocks in their food cause I dream about their curries errrday.\n\nOne bite and I'm like, \"hip hop hooooraayyy!\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uT1WqFjDNvw1Ilou9iZGHg", "date": "2011-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "geqFstIhNdEjnjP7GAa5sw", "text": "Way better and cheaper than Naan 'n Curry, and nicer atmosphere too. Definitely worth a second visit. The veggie korma was good and so was the chicken tikka masala. The aloo palak was also yummy, and the naan was hot and fresh. Awesome!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xFbvPljRiYopjLF6G37Xfw", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LV-fhaH-oM68DFK4qDo3rw", "text": "guys... I have no idea why this restaurant is rated a 4. if there was a -1 rating i would give that.\n\nI have been to quite a couple of Indian restaurants.. and this one is BY FAR the WORST. 8 bucks buffet lunch is comparable to most indian restaurants as almost all serve a less than 10 dollar buffet for lunch.\n\nThe food is just so bland and ewww.. and i live right beside it.. its always empty. i think all the people who commented haven't taste real authentic good indian food. if you believe its high rating on yelp. go ahead see for yourself, but be ready to get disappointed.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "SEh6win-GkWhb6m1txR8BA", "date": "2009-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S61AyJYN-J-egDSgO9DChw", "text": "3.5 Stars.\n\nPros - Very cheap $7.99 includes fountain soda refills & freshly made Naan. The decor is nicer than what you would expect for the price they charge.(BTW... look straight up at the ceiling for a pleasant surprise) Their food is tasty enough for me. My favorite dish was Chicken Tikka Marsala. I liked how they labelled each item.\n\nCons-  Barely enough variety but acceptable for $8. Some yelpers commented that their sauces are watery.(they mean thin consistency vs thick but not diluted or weak in flavor) I like thick curry sauce to pour over my rice.BTW their rice is like dorm rice.edible after you drown it with sauce.  Their Tandoori Chicken was OK. I expected it to have more flavor & alittle more spicy kick to it but it satisfied my craving for meat. It irritated me that the staff was very slow to replenish the Tandoori Chicken. I watched them restock the other items but it took them a longer time to bring out more Chicken. It took them so long that I had to ask them if they were working on it.They said they were aware but it still took them a long time even after I spoke up. I think they need to monitor the food more closely & cook more food before it runs out.( especially the Tandoori Chicken).\n\nI plan to come back once in awhile but the low variety & slow restocking made a negative impression on me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YHceA1t0gp4n1u_F1Tq4gQ", "date": "2010-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SkTZwyrWgQujHg57kleJoQ", "text": "These folks *totally* \"get it.\"\n\nBeen here a few times now, and they've all been terrific.  Lunch/Dinner buffets are less than $10/person *and* include your beverage and naan. SCORE!\n\nAs mentioned in previous reviews, the buffet does not have endless variety, but what they do provide is tastey and plentiful.  Chicken tikka masala has been there everytime, however surprisingly saag paneer was not-and the time it was out, the cheese wasn't so great.  That aside, I think this place takes the #1 award for most tender chicken in tikka masala-it absolutely falls apart on the fork-unlike some places which tend to have dry chicken drowining in sauce.\n\nOther curries and korma have been in rotation on my trips there, each has been very well spiced and flavored.  The naan was a little oily on my first trip, but has proven to be fluffy and fresh on the most recent trip.\n\nAll in all, this is turning out to be one of our new places in Berkeley to hit up Indian food. Sorry Biryani House-but this buffet just has it goin' on!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qt2ZNrrfYL0eG0MqMEiqVg", "date": "2009-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ygw7AGFyIiS2lfTfgBa9eA", "text": "I was sort of shocked when I saw that this place had four prior reviews with five stars out of five. I was thinking a three or four star rating, at best.\n\nThe decor is nice and the service was excellent. But the food was really nothing special. Don't get me wrong. Nothing was bad. The naan was standard fare but a bit dry. The tandoori chicken was flavorful but not the juiciest I've had. The chicken tikka masala was acceptible. But nothing \"shined\" at all on the lunch buffet, and being the first ones in the door and finding it in pristine condition, that was as good as it gets. \n\nFor $7.99 including drink and naan it's a great deal, don't get me wrong. But finding better (albeing pricier) Indian food isn't that hard in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2009-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cvDawWev-OEEDRYdZ3nxpA", "text": "Would have liked to experience this place, however they were not open even 10 minutes after they were supposed to open. The man inside rudely told me \"If you want to eat you have to wait\". He even pointed at me as he talked and spoke in a high pitched voice. What the heck? Like I'm a child? No thanks buddy, especially because you should have been open 10 minutes ago and I dont have that much time in between lectures.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KNxev1f9mZMUEMsYt_9DXg", "date": "2009-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Epa9rEF4cxhlQEu2kJAOew", "text": "don't do this to yourself. a block and a half away is \"india palace restaurant.\" the price may be a bit steeper (by like a fucking dollar or two), but the selection over there is tastier and the food tastes more fresh.\n\nthe only dishes i legitimately enjoyed here were the chunks of watermelon and the green salad - and ironically, those are the two dishes that don't require much preparation.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2009-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IHhSCvfeiEzRU8hpphmX1A", "text": "We were in Berkeley on Election night wandering around looking for a new Indian restaurant to try. Once we pushed through the enormous crowd of people clustered at Ben & Jerry's for their free ice cream, we found Punjabi by Nature. The seating is in a room with a very high ceiling hung with colorful swathes of cloth. A huge bas-relief Ganesh adorns one wall. The dinner plates came with rice, vegetable, and nan as well as the ordered entr\u00e9e. I ordered saag paneer my boyfriend ordered a lamb dish, we both ordered nan, since we didn't know that nan comes with the dinner. I got the gobi (cauliflower) nan which was ok, and he got the lamb nan which was good and very flavorful. The dinner portions were generous, and both of our entr\u00e9es tasted excellent. Service was good and efficient.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dzyv9fXdY_TsrKV-bDUmrg", "date": "2008-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LrMxkwTtof-ZzVdgwi42tg", "text": "$7.99 Indian dinner buffet includes naan and soda. Same price for lunch. It's a great deal. I'm sure there's off days, but it's been fine when I've gone. \n\nBest is the chicken masala, and there's usually about 6 different options, evenly split between vegetarian and meat.\n\nService is actually better than some sit-down restaurants I've been to. And they have beer on tap. Not sure what it is, but it was pretty cheap at $3 a pint and $8 a pitcher.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C0bv_PGHPEeZ9NHSt2PY6Q", "date": "2010-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NR6mb5gdu-LJ2YxpehFYnw", "text": "The lunch buffet wasn't the worst meal that I've ever had, but who has heard of Indian lunch buffet without good vegetarian options?\n\nThere were two or three \"different\" veg-friendly dishes.  Potatoes in a red not-that-flavorful sauce, and potatoes in a red not-that-flavorful sauce with some green peppers in it.  No sauce variation, so spinach, no cheese.  If I had to sum it up in a word: Boring, and if I had two, I'd add: Bland.\n\nI love Indian food, and Indian buffets are usually my favorite.  Still on the search for something good in the Easy Bay.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "t1RRvwZFC9kg6VjoEgberw", "date": "2010-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "p5qFG60T6Vz_hS865xQGcw", "text": "Punjabi By Nature was the perfect pre and post Cal football game location. All I really need to say is... good food, good people, good location, && GREAT $1 beer deal on game days! \n\nPS. Very underrated by the regular Cal drinkers.. lots of room for my rowdy Gaucho crew.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1haAor-7Ed6kwsGkWu5KyQ", "date": "2009-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pwnMtf0ehOOe06_mbfNZyQ", "text": "Overall, pretty decent. First of all, you can't beat the price. I'm a great fan of Chicken Tikka Masala and this place has the stuff in a deep tray, ALWAYS. They also have a variety of veggie curries and sometimes lamb. Their naan is pretty good as well, and there's rice in the buffet if you prefer to mop up your masala with rice. OH and tandoori chicken! Nothing to write to anyone but Yelp about, but it's decent and it's also a staple.\n\nIt's always half empty, and it's true, the waitress, cook, owner all seem just a little bit awkward, but not enough that you'd feel awkward eating in there. The tables can be a little cramped, and I don't think anyone uses a new plate when they get seconds. Still, nobody's dipping their fingers in the sauce, so I wouldn't be too worried. \n\nTo sum up: good for a quick, cheap, and filling Indian fix.\n\nP.S. Open from 11:30 AM to 9:30 PM, one flat price of $7.99, naan and soda included.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NH7tpwFX724Vx0cyFf0z6Q", "date": "2009-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Qb6ZYCQjVD1gEBfDlqm1Rg", "text": "Wow... This has quickly become one of my favorite restaurants in the East Bay. \n\nIt is a wonderful place. Best Indian food I've had in a long, long time. In fact, their delicious chicken korma is the best I've ever had. Exquisite. And so is everything else. The saag is tasty. The samosas just right. And they absolutely bend over backwards in their service. They even remember my previous orders. Just can't say enough good things about their food or the restaurant itself. \n\nThe interior is lovely and elegant, and the prices are terrific for the amount of food you get, not to mention the quality. I highly recommend it for everyone. \n\nAnd get there while you can. They're new, having only been open about 2 months, but once others find out about them, I expect they'll be regularly packed. Though no matter how packed they get, I can safely say I plan to be a regular customer from now on.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HJBhHW0-pCNCa3-a8lMpvQ", "date": "2008-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bmUdC38LzkVu8O71Myyp9g", "text": "Okay. it's cheap.\nBut their cabbage was DISGUSTING!!!\neverything else was just okay.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "EVQPoCyBuNE3o5-qmLLZXg", "date": "2009-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3zIffBirizXK1pqj9j4g2A", "text": "First I have to say: I agree with the 4 star rating of this place.\n\nSecond I have to say: Affordable, good Indian buffet!?!? Woohoo!\n\nYumtastic Indian food, beautiful / mildly classy interior look & feel, pleasant Indian music playing in the background, excellent service, and an outstanding price.\n\nThe reason I give 4 stars instead of 5 is because they don't include mattar paneer, vegetable biryani, OR samosas in the buffet (ever) and these are three of my fav Indian dishes...\n\nStill, I'm definitely a fan and will recommend as well as return to PBN in the near future!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qinBGdCRzdbj3Sc2ZnxFQg", "date": "2010-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0B3fxFTuv5tcdb9vCwbUrQ", "text": "The food was excellent! The atmosphere was lovely considering how cheap the meal was! All of these things will keep me coming back. But...The service was lacking. I just came in today with my boyfriend for the first time. We were originally going to go to Saturn, but decided to give this place a try instead. The girl at the counter seemed as though she didn't give a shit, and had a slightly demeaning tone. I had to get up and remind them of our naan as no mention of bringing it to the table was mentioned, and I had to get our own water and refills, because even though it's wasn't even busy and the girl was just sitting there, she couldn't manage to see that we may need some refills. If they don't want to have to serve at all then why don't they just keep the water in a fridge like they do at naan and curry?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FVmOwH-i8dvuJuIyu1sGvg", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7HKZ2xP4_vVcLrFQzNAoag", "text": "With all the Indian places around here, this is possibly one of the worst. How can EVERY Indian restaurant get 4 stars? Do people know what good / bad Indian food is?\n\nIt used to be Khana Peena, which was ok, then it was Dollar Curry, which was kinda ok, and now it's Punjabi.... which is pretty bad. The CTM is not real CTM, i dunno what it is... and here's the most interesting part:\n\nLunch Buffet is $7.99, posted right there on a sign. I had no time, so had to get it to go. I filled up a tiny, mini plastic container with some rice and chicken, and the woman rang me up for $10. $10?! It says $7.99! \"It costs more if you take it go....\" even if you get less food. I almost walked out without paying.\n\nCome on, are times that hard that restaurants have to tack on $2  here and there and stiff their customers? That just isn't right.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QM4w8DmCiMYIst1_PpKoiA", "date": "2010-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "inOXqtTQmr8fMwhrQT_HNg", "text": "Forget Naan n' Curry, come to this place.  It offers more bang for the buck.  The buffet is only 7.99, with endless naan, so you really can't go wrong for the price.  \n\nI can recommend the indian salad, the seasoned rice, the naan, the BBQ redened chicken drumsticks, and especially the chicken tiki masala.  A single plate of the mentioned food above would easily run 8-9 bucks at another Indian joint, so why not get here and get it endless?\n\nParking really sucks (street parking only).  Sometimes, the service is lacking too because there is only one waitress for the entire restaurant.  While the food is not spectacular, its been consistent for the times I've eaten here.  \n\nPROTIP:  Take the 1R and it stops right by this place.  The rice pudding is good too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MrQr0sSEhwjb3_qSrWj5Ww", "text": "Yesss they are all you can eat at 7.99 both lunch and dinner!(probably, the most impt reason for their ratings!)\n\n The other important consideration would be the location. Right on oxford street.\n\nHubby and me walked in for dinner yesterday, and were impressed by the spread and the large Ganesha mural. What we were not impressed by was the quality of the spread.\n\n Spinach and garbanzo, Broccoli masala, Vegetarian kurma, Rajma, Fresh beans in masala and Dal makhani. All these curries will get 2-3 on 5, mainly because the base sauce for many of them was the same and really not exciting from a mix of flavors perspective.\n\nThe naans will get a 4.5 from us. They were made fresh and were crispy and soft. \n\nThe rice was nothing to talk about, and the rice pudding was blah!\n\nDidn't try the salads/raitha or the non vegetarian dishes.\n\nMay go back here coz it's cheap and serves Indian!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eUjJ0SDe6eBoZB7iKYifnw", "date": "2011-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sxjZQ5gtnhTfVzU5WcDwOA", "text": "What a crazy deal. $7.99 for unlimited food, diet coke, and Naan. Whoa. The CTM was yum. The pakoras were amazing - very besan-y. The service was attentive. The naan was ghee-y. I just was so impressed. I will be a frequenter.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2009-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9bem-w4x9fgdr2SQCWgj7g", "text": "I went there today with a friend to try out their lunch buffet. I've got to say, for $7.99, it was totally worth the money. There wasn't much variety, but the selection was pretty good. \n\nWhat I had: \n- Chicken Tikka Masala: It was pretty good, compared to the other ones that I've had. \n- Veggie Lamb Masala: It was alright. I didn't quite like the lamb. \n- Chicken Tandoori: It was a bite dry. \n- Rice pudding: I really enjoyed the rice pudding. It was spiced the right amount. \n\nThe lunch buffet came with FREE NAAN and soft drinks! I really liked the naan because it was soft. \n\nOverall, I think for $7.99, it was definitely worth a try. The food was pretty good and there's a variety of vegetarian and meat dishes. I definitely loved the naan. The restaurant d\u00e9cor was also very relaxing. My friend and I sat by the window, which was a pretty good location. The service was nice and there isn't much of a wait. \n\nBottom line: I definitely recommend this place. It's worth a try for cheap and all you can eat Indian food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2009-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KEXiXelGS3wNpeCAL2ouYw", "text": "Buffet for $7.99. Must try, if you are looking for a good indian buffet.\nNeed I say more. It blows Naan N Curry out of the water. Thats not saying much because naan N Curry is probably the most disgusting indian restaurant in all of berkeley.\n\nThey also have fresh naan, made to order, unlike NNC which has them sitting out and getting stale.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "AWcTcRxmX-pzWwMP5MvSvA", "text": "What do you do when a bridal shower is going on at the house you live in? You go eat at a buffet! But, what cuisine you say? Today's choice, Indian. \n\n$7.99 gets you a buffet at lunch (and I think the same price for dinner). This includes a drink and naan. The food was all good. They don't have a lot of variety, but it's plenty. Chicken Tikka Masala, saag, aloo gobi, a lamb one, chicken tandoori, one with mushroom, and one with long green beans. \n\nI was plenty full. I still haven't had dinner today. Anyway, might try this out again. I was happy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "p6nBKyT9Y_pFJ1WxVEowwA", "date": "2009-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "JZ9h6BumCmhi7lDoWvNM2Q", "text": "the best indian food in the east bay!\n\nbeautiful food!\nbeautiful service\nbeautiful presentation\n\nI love going here- I've been here 3 times and every time has been superb! And the prices are SOOOOOO good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "X8xrleX2xCNn4b4V95HdUA", "date": "2008-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ri1DqjllpQ3dni0eIFZpXw", "text": "I never met a buffet I didn't like.  well, ok, so some hometown buffets are downright disgusting, but as far as indian goes, i loooove me my indian buffets.  \n\nnow typically the indian buffet only comes out at lunch, but punjabi by nature is filling that night time buffet void in my life by offering buffets for every meal.  \n\nok, so it's not the biggest spread i've seen at a buffet, but they've got the staples.  And sure, it's not the most delicious indian food i've ever had, but it's still pretty tasty and a buffet, and I wanted to go back time and time again, and the meats were plentiful and the sauces thick and delicious.  totally not the worst indian buffet i've had, in fact, pretty darn good.  did i mention that it's the cheapest indian dinner i've had in a long time/ever?  \n\nmmm, punjabi, i'd almost move to berkeley just for your unlimited indian food access all night long.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5ZXT4BQB-C1XjUpKmh7kaQ", "date": "2010-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "NRq6CYAIWrepYE1R9YUkqA", "text": "I love me some Indian Food and this place is great if your are in the mood for authentic Cheap Indian Cuisine.\n\nI have gone here twice with a co-worker and there $7.99 buffet is as good as it gets. The wait staff is very accomdating and friendly. There selection in the buffet is plentiful. The place is quaint and perfect to go solo.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "niSwYgiSraNe21aIOn0o5g", "date": "2011-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 6, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "m6Ydb_JsiGCg6oL7k5SHCA", "text": "Look people, you have to judge the food in the category it is in as well as the location. As far as cheap Indian buffets are concerned, Punjabi by Nature is a win! BTW this is my first Yelp review, so sorry in advance if it rants!\n\nPrice/Value:\n\nTheir buffet is only $8 (at time of writing), which is a great value considering that competing India Princess, Viceroy, and Pasand will all cost you $10+ per person for one Naan and one curry dish. The closest you'll come to price is Biryani House, which still runs you $8 for one naan and one dish. Oh and did I mention a free refillable soda is also included in the price? Viceroy's buffet is the same price (no Soda) as Punjabi, BUT, read below...\n\nThe Taste:\n\nKeep in mind this is coming from a native of India who has eaten at every single Indian restaurant in Berkeley at least 3 times each. Not only is this the best cheap Indian buffet in Berkeley, it has some of the best overall food as well (see rankings below).\n\n-The naan is some of the best you can get in Berkeley, soft and chewy/ crisp ratio nailed to perfection. \n\n*CRITICSMS*:\n\n-The food tastes great..when it's warm. Which is not very often. You have to have your timing right so you don't get there at an off hour when nothing fresh is coming out. Otherwise, the quality of the food quickly deteriorates to be far worse than many of the restaurants I've ranked below. So it's really a hit or miss depending on freshness/warmth of food. I don't know why for the life of them why they don't keep the food warm!\n\n-The food will put you to sleep. Out of the Indian food in Berkeley, this is probably some of the most heavy in terms of you feeling groggy/ lethargic afterwards. My reccomendation: Don't eat too much of the cream-based dishes, that's usually the culprit. \n\n- NO variation in selection. I've been here a lot, and the dishes are almost always the same, save perhaps one dish which I don't bother touching most of the time anyways. So you can get bored of these place real fast, even if though the food is good. \n\nService:\nPretty good in my opinion. The Nepali waitress usually there is very nice and greets you with a smile every time; the owners do not when they are managing but the service is still there. When my favorite dish was gone at 9pm, I requested more even though the place was deserted, and the waitress happily ordered more to be made from the kitchen. That's great customer service and a win in my book. Oh and your water glass is always full, what more can you ask from a buffet with no tip? \n\nThis is how I'd rank the taste of North Indian Restaurants in Berkeley (this takes into account everything, naan quality and consistency, curries, etc.) The list is not exhaustive yet, as this is my first review.\n\nNow I know a lot of you are going to disagree, but keep in mind this is coming from someone who is a native Indian. I'm sure for non-Indians many of these restaurants seemingly serve \"great\" Indian food.\n\n**I will keep updating this ranking list **\n\nUpdated 6/24/2010\n\n1) Flavors of India / Kabab and Karahi (tie)\n2) Himalaya\n3) Urbann Turbann ($5 Cholay wrap: best value for your money, period).\n4) Punjabi By Nature\n5) Chaat Cafe\n6) Priya\n7) Viks (yeah, I know I'm going to get a lot of flak for this one, but it's true folks, severely overrated due to bandwagoning)\n\n8) Breads of India (OK, but overpriced)\n9) Biryani House\n10) Khana Peena (the one on Solano, a little better than the other one)\n11) Pasand (OK, but severely overpriced)\n12) House of Curries (College)\n13)  Kabana (Great food loses massive points for racially based treatment of customers)\n14) Tandoor Kitchen\n15) Khana Peena (the one on Shattuck, absolute trash, avoid) \n16) Indus Valley Restaurant (literally serves frozen vegetable curries)\n\n**Now if I called Khana Peena Shattuck trash, then you can imagine how the following are...yeah...these don't deserve to even be ranked**\n\nHouse of Curries (Durant)\nNaan N Curry", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LXSHSIkqsuwTRCxjyJurbA", "date": "2010-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "efichD6kaph1woW_rLicMw", "text": "$7.99 ALL YOU CAN EAT + FREE DRINK (INCLUDES NAAN!) Must I say more?\n\nIf you have had Indian food around Berkeley, you know it can get pretty pricey. WHY?? It's just naan and curry! Seriously, stop wasting your money because this is the best value for very good quality food. \n\nChicken Tiki Masala is an always good staple and everything is bottomless! So come hungry and leave happy.\n\nGood Food, Good Friends, ENJOY!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_jg2zJPu7iNI0Ct0XNN3YQ", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "JdCoW3xJJyl_Z1ChUP1FwQ", "text": "Small spot with 8-9 tables. $7.99 AYCE buffet which includes fresh baked naan & soft drink with refills of both. Extra fresh naan doesn't seem too common at most buffets. \n\nAverage sized spread with 8 hot dishes. Today was 5 veggie curries, 2 chicken curries, and tandoori chicken. Also rice, salad, and papadams as well as melon and rice pudding for dessert. Four sauces like raita, tamarind, and that green minty sauce are available.\n\nGood overall. Nothing stood out as great or bad. The tandoori chicken was moist which is better than most buffets, but pretty bland flavorwise. It tasted better shredded into the chicken tikka masala.\n\nGood place for starving students and the value concious to fill up.\n\nSide Note: Cool elephant thing on the wall above the buffet and be sure look up and check out the fabric covered ceiling.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2011-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "01gklm19BevaXg1gHz-7KQ", "text": "(probably a stick of butter in each order, but soooo glorious, even if guilty fat/carb-fest)\n\nmy end of semester treat to myself, after all finals: chicken pesto pasta. *deep sigh* ... honestly, all their stuff is big and heavy enough to split too.... also tried this as a calzone, and that totally knocked me out; will stick with lighter pasta!\n\nnote: you'd better like garlic! it comes ON the bread! yummy & roasty\n\nbeware: if you get something to go, don't tip the box...you'll get oily!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0i1z0_K9_2PMWIISzgg-fw", "date": "2009-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0mT1TDIsySngpPD1AeCNNQ", "text": "This place rocks.  Ive been here many times and its always that damn good.  Its cheap, delicious and filling.  Its just like how mama makes it, except my mom doesnt make italian food.  But if she did, i would imagine it would be like gypsy's.   I always go for the chicken con pesto pasta  and gypsy's chicken.  Calzones are good too, but not my thing.  Only bad thing?  Gets crowded, dirty tables and my fork was sticky.  But its all good, just ask for a new one!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2lmBAfQWAI06ziEfN5NkCQ", "date": "2008-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0rBpJe1hHfyRNPVd6bepfA", "text": "After a  late night out with my girls we ended up here. Near the UC campus, they stay open late so this was the perfect spot to go to. Mouth-watering Italian food for a cheap price! Try it out if youre in the area!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MLve3H-j3GNQa7KUT9MIJw", "date": "2011-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0rsA7jq5N7LvPNETEsNPRw", "text": "Calzones and shrimp alfredo pasta is pretty good for the price. It's borderline fast food, but you definately get a decent meal for the price you pay. Worth making a trip over for lunch or dinner if you like Italian food! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0wcsCpS3X1dAf88xZrc87A", "text": "This has to be one of my top three favorite italian restaurants. I recommend the crazy Alfredo, the shrimp Alfredo or any of their calzones! Their garlic bread is different but still so good. It's fresh bread with a slab of garlic halfway melted on it (atleast when they give it to me!) oh & friendly staff too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KwTdauOwUwP_MpbKl_xhQg", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0XVJvVzzCBLLKJrlvlemqA", "text": "Spagetti and meatballs are delish!\n\nThis place is a go-to when im in the area. Ive never been at a time when theres no line and its a little crazy but well worth it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QTLL0xbcy7AyLUPJogk5kg", "date": "2009-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0YFx_YI4cIMiAzIi-0K2LA", "text": "CHICKEN GNOCCHI...mmmmm\nOkay okay... I am definitely a gnocchi fan and they have some good gnocchi here. Not the best in the world, but darn good and for the price, you can't beat it. Plus its actually amazing how Gypsy's has created a legit place thats basically a fast food italian. It is quick for pasta considering they make everything fresh and their pizzas and calzones are always right out of the oven. Another plus is that you will literally see so many people you know walking there, in there, or around there... nice place to stop and people watch :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DbDzl9qvB2_nMYGE9fPO4A", "date": "2008-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "15oQmljRHScxtOnB4Wm_6w", "text": "Very worth the price! The pasta is a little better than average and the calzones are huge and delicious, but sometimes a little too cheesy. If you're feeling ravenous, Gypsy's will definitely be able to fix that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UWV4K2IC2oWGtefurEBN6Q", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1BdqDeTUJODfkVJHqahj6g", "text": "One thing I miss about living on Telegraph, besides of course being kept up all night by the obnoxious drunkards smoking outside of Blakes, is Gypsy's. \n\nLocated in the Asian Ghetto across from King Pin Donuts, Gypsy's is a modest takeout joint where you get quality Italian food QUICK and for a reasonable price. It's almost always crowded but it's not impossible to find a table if you don't wanna do takeout. You order, get a number, wait, and enjoy. \n\nAlthough the menu has a lot to offer, I always get the same thing: ravioli alfredo with chicken breast. =P** All pastas come with a piece of garlic bread, but not your typical garlic bread. No, this one is a piece of bread lightly toasted with a clove of sauteed garlic rubbed all over its surface and then stuck right in the middle. It's yummy but not the salty, oily, buttery thing you might be thinking of.\n\nI always say I'll order something different \"next time.\" If I do, I'll write another review. In the mean time, take yo ass to Gypsy's and try SOMETHING. You'll like it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nhhutbV4PujpToq0Wh_J9A", "date": "2009-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1e4KGTJsi_DH0o2F94LD9Q", "text": "my office is right across the street from this place,so naturally i come here from time to time. The food is good, the price is great. The quality of the pasta is not always perfect, but for less then $ 7, well, what can i say! \n\nI don't like sitting there though, i don't like the atmosphere.. and the number-yelling..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A-XSJQm0Ozhh1LWytiT01g", "date": "2008-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1E6-I3rQ10GdsSUyfOMfCg", "text": "I used to frequent this a lot more during my freshman year, but there's definitely a reason why I stopped coming back.\n\nMajor issue I have with this place is that they ALWAYS overcook their shrimp. In anything I order (that ha shrimp in it) it's always dry and tough instead of crisp and juicy like it's supposed to be. Gross.\n\nAlso, too many items on the menu are cream-based, making for a very \"heavy\" meal (because it's already carb-heavy). I always intentionally order items that don't have cream in it because of that, but my selection is actually quite limited because of it.\n\nCustomer service is terrible. No apology or explanation if there is an excessive wait in line. Today the cash register was broken, and it was holding up the line and making it difficult for credit/debit card customers to pay. An explanation or at least a \"sorry about that\"/ \"thanks for waiting\" would have been appreciated. Plus, their food isn't all that cheap for what you're getting, and if you're paying by card, it's more expensive.\n\nThat said, I'm pretty sure their loss of a loyal customer isn't that big of a deal. They're in a prime location and are open late. Usually busting with activity during peak meal hours.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WVQd3Knmsc3jKqUcBw6vDw", "date": "2012-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1EwR8-U5K2GaAX-cqT9aDQ", "text": "I guess you could call this Italian food.  Greasy pasta piled on greasy sauce with greasy bread and chunk of greasy garlic with butter.  That about describes every non-salad dish I've ever had at Gypsy's.  Then you leave feeling like you've got a brick in your stomach.  \n\nBuuuuutttt, the flavors of some of these dishes are pretty good.  The Crazy Alfredo is tasty and so are the calzones.  It's gotten pricier over the years and it doesn't seem as much of a value as when I was an undergrad in 05.  But it's good drunk late night food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9_Axd_QUFh9RdAm36Apdpg", "date": "2011-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1PYuRxgoplqI7acSG7Dlqw", "text": "Oh how I miss this place! In my 4.5 years spent at CAL I came here about 100 times, it was even the first place I ate here when I came to orientation. I've ordered almost everything on the menu. Now that I am back in LA I can't find another place that makes quick and cheap italtian food so Gypsies kinda offers a rare service. My favorites were the chicken piccata, chicken pomodora, gypsy chicken, and chicken pesto.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GdBR1AZ_o-_29J0jTYWfDg", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1rjpqd38B_70a-gECjAvng", "text": "You'll want to be a student at Berkeley just so you can eat here every day. The best gnocci in the world, the WORLD... So good that you don't mind that there's no parking and nowhere to sit. Chicken and Gnocci with the bread and smushed garlic on top. mmmm, OK, I'm leaving my house now to get some.. Mmmmm...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RU2tTUKz-qOkgd5YMXFosQ", "date": "2011-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1V9K5ya-s-MGuwecVqb5Gg", "text": "This place doesn't look very fancy but for some reason it's always packed.  It must be the food!  The kitchen staff shovels out pasta dishes like a mini factory and the wait time is pretty reasonable for pasta.  I almost always order the \"Gypsies Chicken\" and they give a good amount of chicken... (if you read my other reviews you'll notice a similar theme involving chicken quantity)... hehe I love my chicken.  I always gaze at the other items on the menu but in the end I'll just order the \"gypsies chicken\" just because I know it's THAT good and that I'll still be satisfied even though I get it all the time.  It's cheap too... around 7 bucks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k40asaKnJoNJaGxhvhSUTA", "date": "2010-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1VStmmzF4KATnHgQUG7OdQ", "text": "Heard about this place from sales lady at Best Buy.  Yeah....\n\nWe can't remember the last time we spent this little money for dinner.  Food is average, but defintiely a great value for the $7.99 price (entre + salad + soda).  big portion too!  Wow.\n\nI think this is a pefect placce for takeout.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rwFzNFDybFlEJylV0T_qFw", "date": "2011-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1xH20Z5XVulpCq9XzGUS-w", "text": "College students eat your heart out!\n\nIt's Italian cuisine that's part of the asian ghetto straight in the heart of Cal eatery world . Nothing beats cheap filling pasta when you are a starving, pockets almost empty student.\n\nI'll admit I haven't been back in years since my life has moved on to adult slavery, but Gypsy's brings back nothing but good memories. If it wasn't the calzone I was ordering I would typically get Chicken parmigiano, pollo gorgonzola or Gypysy's chicken. \n\nThe reason I put it at 3 stars is because it can be incredibly cheesy and a bit too greasy and made more for iron stomachs, which I do indeed have. \n\nIt's a no frills place so don't come here for ambience, but if you want to dine with students in the hustle and bustle of Caltopia, this is your spot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "g8TkB9kLwc5JUdLcAU1Tfw", "date": "2012-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "21Mbt7GlrhWvCYAyscIEgQ", "text": "Love their special: House Salad with choice of dressing + ANY MENU ITEM + drink = $8 and some change !\n\nBig portions. Always more than enough so I end up having to take the leftovers for home. Although there's a $0.50 refill and the staff doesn't always smile....it's no big deal. The food is great & I'd come back again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "B9vAgQ4KBDIb3Z3YZT3GKQ", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2jmfgQ5PzODlLZYS--zCpw", "text": "The pasta was flavorful enough, not al dente and served with weak bread, but for less than $6 bucks it was a pretty good deal. The salad with caesar dressing was OK as well. The atmosphere inside is just so so, but seemingly clean. You order at the counter and sit down until they call your number to pick up your own food. So there's not much service, but it's cheap fast food and a grade above the chain fast food restaurants. This food is probably on par with Olive Garden, though I haven't been there in over a decade.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PYt7DIiYYpJi95lhJnHsag", "date": "2008-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2X_FpLymvGnjIZ6giKO-Dw", "text": "The food here is so good. The portions are huge and every dish is only $5-$7.50! I love the chicken alfredo, linguine with clams, and futti de mare. I always get the pasta but they also have calzones, pizza, salads, and sandwiches.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qu-r6QIV46StPjPYKt51Og", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3eTKAlnjTadspur4C0P0kQ", "text": "They're not real gypsies, but it still tastes really good. Haven't eaten anything, but it all tastes good and takes a few minutes to cook. Vent your calzones with a fork though or you're in for a mouth burning.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ESS6anxjAYrw1TNe7ww8wg", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3fvhXMAxUbRszlwVC_2mwg", "text": "Cafe Intermezzo may have the longest line outside its doors during the day, but Gypsy's is where its at after the sun goes down. The pastas and calzones are by no means authentic, but they are hella delicious. Gypsy's cooks up every kind of pasta combination imaginable and if it isn't on the menu, just ask -- they may make a custom dish for you. The menu also features an impressive number of vegetarian dishes and gourmet personal pizzas.\n\nThe dining area is small and often crowded, so getting your dish to go may be the best option. Listen up for your number or your food may sit on the counter for a while. Lastly, beware of hovering flies, especially during the summer.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_VUzavtDplEmX4X23evpYw", "date": "2007-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3pZWc-cqPvSl6iYeTqBCQg", "text": "Some of the stuff is amazing.\nChicken Picatta, Linguinis are generally good, alfredos pretty decent. The garlic bread they serve is a hit or miss; I've taken to scraping off the garlic since it adds nothing to the bread, and if it's cold and mushy, actually makes it worse.\nRavioli is average.\n\nNever tried Calzone or Pizza (not a big fan of either usually).\nI always get their combo for the salad, which is just romaine lettuce, tomatoes, and dressing, but a sizeable portion for a small price increase (plus a small drink.)\nGets kind of crowded. Usually crowded. With good reason too :P\n\nOverall a 5 if you pick the right plates, depending on your taste preferences.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "t2JqTHLOp5OX9BB4STyVKQ", "date": "2010-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3T4OTCS7c2C0RvuapTwXnw", "text": "wish i could give 6 stars for their gnocchi and garlic bread. this is in the asian ghetto of berkeley, but the taste is second to none. i miss this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fH5WZpzfF8o35fygTeO5QQ", "date": "2009-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "494cIXAH8WchCNY9Zkyx6g", "text": "i've tried many dishes here and came to the conclusion that the only pasta ill get here from now on is the pesto chicken one. their cesar chicken salad here comes in huge proportions. you could share the salad between 2 people while still paying around $6. Their calzones are huge as well but be patient with ordering that cus it takes a while to bake. That lasted my bf 2 meals, but I could usually finish their pastas in a meal. All their items are very cheap for italian food ranging around $6 or $7. would highly recommend this place to someone who wants good food and is on a budget.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HrEpgPNa2QY2fgymcaDxoQ", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4Dq9DWUMAkrEfZRzlzgp3Q", "text": "Gypsy's is my new found love!\n\nItalian food has always been my favorite, so imagine my excitement finding a really good italian food place that is not only fast but extremely inexpensive! My boyfriend and I are always in Berkeley wandering and eating, but instead of our usual stop at Top Dog we decided to try this place out since he's always heard a lot of good reviews on it. \n\nMy mouth started watering the moment I walked through the door and saw all the yummies that everyone was eating. We were even more amazed at the prices! Most of the pasta dishes range from $6-$7 and you can add a pretty big salad and drink for about $2.  The portions are huge, enough to satisfy the both of us with the salad, but being the little fatties we are, we like to order 2 dishes to try new menu items and to have some left overs.\n\nSo the first pasta dish we had was the Crazy Alfredo which is linguine in Alfredo sauce with mushrooms, sausages, chicken, and red bell peppers.  It quickly became a favorite until we had the Pesto Chicken pasta which quickly replaced the Crazy Alfredo as our numero uno.   will admit that the pastas are a bit rich and can make you feel a bit heavy after, but it's well worth it, and nothing a quick gym session won't fix. We've also tried the calzones after drooling over seeing everyone else's come out.  I prefer the pasta better.  The calzones are really HUGE, and when you cut into it the juices start flowing out of it. I, myself, am not really a pizza person so I stick to the pasta. \n\nWe're always trying to fit a quick trip to Gypsy's into our schedules, and it's awesome cuz you can just phone in your order and make a quick pick up. Or stop by the many tapioca drink places nearby for a $1 drink while you wait! Overall, it's definitely worth a visit. =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a1u2EUn0FgoKd3UmhmRpVg", "date": "2010-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4HdnAtfwI0QzWAoL9Gbljg", "text": "I come here for lunch often. Great location near campus at only $8 a plate. Godfather's favorite is a regular order :) Gets a bit heavy, so not something to get often but all in all a great place. They have a really efficient system of getting food to you quick though. Loses a star for presentation of the restaurant and not using compostable take-out boxes. This place needs to go green! Especially in the heart of Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ReJUD5SEZK4WD4M6pM-qtQ", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4zpPnvLbiJzPIUANf91k5w", "text": "this place is awesome, the food here is cheap and fast and hella good. its par to pasta p's except its cheaper faster but you dont get free bread.  probably the sickest thing about Gypsy's is that its open til 12. kinda weird that its in the epicenter of all the asian hangout with all the asian restaurants surrounding it. good fettuccine and tomato pastas and theyre calzones are huge. its usually full inside but theres seating outside if you dont mind the bums staring at you while you eat", "stars": 5, "user_id": "e7SBIPdqMEvfADDIcdYwYg", "date": "2008-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_50VxbSMVRyATU98nqdKyQ", "text": "I know it's sad to use a $6 student eatery in the \"asian ghetto\" as a pasta standard but I freaking love this place. It is much better than pricier local places like Macaroni Grill, Giovanni's, Filippo's, and Pasta Pomodoro. Don't come here to reminisce vacation in Italy or expect refined Italian but for cheap and yummy basic pasta it's still my favorite. I miss you Gypsy's.\n\n*oops i made the mistake of eating here in a recent visit. not as good as i remembered since living in sf has made me a foodie. its ok, i still love u and wont dock the rating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gOHJswZrdJUiPjjWubTk3w", "date": "2006-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "55uNLZGb7D6Ei6JtSHb-0A", "text": "Calzones are dank as in da bomb", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nt4JrVf2o08rvG67p9wpKw", "date": "2011-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "58M9QaeN1OTzkRHxZYCiUw", "text": "i love gypsys! everything is good here. my fav. is the godfather's favorite! \nits really cheap + delicious! and they close @ 12! one of the best spots in berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7wAKQAG1F_rIQ6WuT_d6xw", "date": "2008-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5AFWkLnDuvKRUPj-kxJicw", "text": "My friend and I were camping at a local park in Berkley and it's 10p[m and haven't had dinner yet. I turned on my handy dandy Yelp and located this place within the mile! Lucky for us, this establishment is open til midnight! Woot woot! I sent my guy off to get us some food and in a blink of an eye, he brings back linguini and clams with shrimp. If we wanted the whole shebang, it came with mussels, clams, shrimp, calamari, etc. On top of that, we get to chose red or white sauce. Our to go box also came with garlic bread.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1cX-YceSQlzmJzIAkkz69w", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5aGWBOGxCcZ0WadxVC529Q", "text": "Quite possibly the best \"Italian\" place in the Bay Area.\n\n5 stars for:\n\nPortions........huge!\n\nTaste.........delicious, hearty, and rich.\n\nPrice......$7 for any menu item with a salad, bread, and drink....WOW!!!!\n\nSpeed......usually about 10 minutes from order to eating.\n\nLocation.......close to Telegraph and the weekend vendors, and right across from Kingpin Donuts......the desert after the meal and the BEST donuts in the world.\n\nMy Favorites:  Pollo Con Pesto (I ask for mushrooms on mine)\n                         Godfather's Favorite\n\nIf you are looking for an \"authentic\" Italian place with waiters and a wine list, you'll have to keep looking.\n\nIf you want a quick bite to eat that is convenient, reasonably priced, and DELICIOUS, then Gypsy is the place for you.\n\nSeriously......stop at Kingpin Donuts afterward.  AWESOME chocolate buttermilk bars!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ef1XmvJPqG5G5wVQqd4rBQ", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5EBKja3KvlYg3jKqVrZYvA", "text": "This was way better than I expected it to be. Basically it was a huge portion of delicious pasta. I made a bad call and ate everything on the plate, but it didn't feel like I had eaten a rock afterward. I felt all right. A little too full, but not sick. It wasn't a greaseball. \n\nOver all, it's an amazing deal. I paid $7-8 for a meal that easily tasted like $12-15.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cvHlPUX1uLorwQv7bZjchA", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5F_rGCKdIP6JXOjWPHF5qg", "text": "This place gets good reviews because it's mostly college students that patronize it.  Those in the know, who have experienced many different Italian restaurants will think it's just OK.  The price is really cheap and it's definitely a good value but go elsewhere if you only care about taste.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qmVXmbchh1V-PYSpvWU_rw", "date": "2010-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ImWkBFlDjvDou-esuKNow", "text": "My favorite place!! Love the gnocchi and godfather's favorite and the shrimp alfredo! Great quality for the price!!! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AFnPJyOh8Ty-PMLSU-j8Ag", "date": "2011-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5kERxmJNyjf88srww6OdQA", "text": "dude.  i LOVE places like this.  semi crowded.  Not too clean, but not dirty by any means...   6 dudes in a tiny kitchen, slavin' away, bustin' their @sses to get you your food.  and it's DELICIOUS.  this is gypsies.  If you want a nice gourmet italian meal of elegance, this ain't the place.  If you want some down and dirty italian food, Gypsys' got what you're looking for.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xdOF_l0iaB8tCSfT6rwg0A", "date": "2008-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5NT0vbceflfNgp-vhQzGLw", "text": "Great pasta and at a very affordable price!\n\nI was amazed when I walked in to see that the price for a plate of pasta was only around $7/8 bucks?!\n\nThat is unheard of! \n\nPastas were very flavorful and they put a good amount of meat in there too! I kept finding more and more pieces of chicken in there!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qntl60Cxm6PrRKducPCklg", "date": "2012-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5pJOBfboQbURl1B_dnrKag", "text": "Great Italian food for a great price.\n\nI got the linguini with chicken and peppers which was delicious.  A favorite of mine, this is the place to go for some excellent well priced Italian food.\n\nAnd if you are a student, this is a must go.  It would be great for friends, groups, or for a date.\n\nIf you appreciate quality Italian food and are in the UC Berkeley area, andare!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZpnA9ZDunx6LwHIo7Gw8wg", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5sSy0cGq2SbDx4hYHdHRtw", "text": "Gypsy's has huge portions for the amount of money you pay.  That's what drew me there initially.  Good eats + cheap prices = me as a repeat customer.  They do simple pasta dishes and calzones well, and their salads aren't too shabby.  Gypsy's doesn't shaft you on meat and sauce on any of its dishes.  My personal favs are the linguini frutti di mare, Gypsy's chicken and pesto pasta.  The garlic bread is fantastic yet simple, just a couple of cloves of buttery soft roasted garlic and some EVOO make for crunchy garlicy goodness.  Coming from Gilroy, I know a thing or two about garlic, and they do it right.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kTZaKrqESMdMn-t6ptmedg", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Z15jPjrQ7M9q_0Rh8dYbQ", "text": "One of the longtime staples of any Golden Bear. The restaurant is constantly packed - usually students - but the service is quick and not personal because they're trying to get the food out as fast as possible. \n\nThe prices are decent. The portions are large enough to be considered a meal. If you're really daring, you can always order one of the massive calzones - these orders take a bit longer. I'll definitely be eating here more over the years as a student.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SP6MRkXK-01xnlBww-3CMQ", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6EjwMavSYuGefdNS5QhReg", "text": "Vegetarian pasta dishes -- Funghi and Fettuccine Alfredo -- are pretty good. Although I'm a huge meat fan, I really enjoyed their vegetarian pasta dishes. These dishes (in my opinion) trumped their meat plates. 3 stars because only a few dishes are good/decent and not majority. Still, if you're craving italian and pasta, this might be a good go to spot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ii-xyI3stuKwfzSfiHvI_A", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6eRDdqV2V-ladorjdz1ZAg", "text": "Me and my lady have been going to Gypsys for years and all i can say is they have really good food for a very reasonable price! The servings are huge and worth the money. The shrimp fettucine, chicken pesto calzone, and  chicken/peperoni/ calzone are our favorites. FYI it gets pretty packed in there, so dont expect dining in if you dont know how to swoop on a table!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qkr9Vf6eCre5eiA-JtK3rA", "date": "2009-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6_HPnKWB7soGgO4xypZsgg", "text": "Located in Berkeley's \"Ghetto food court\", Gypsy's is a favorite amongst Berkeley students, especially undergrads, due to its convenient, fast food style, entree variety and above average quality relative to cost. \n\n(Scales are 1-5, same as Yelp ratings)\n\nAtmosphere: 2\n\nThe place gets very busy during lunch and dinner on most days, especially on weekends. If you want to eat in, try doing it before or around 6 pm for dinner and before 12 or after 1:30'ish for lunch. Otherwise, prepare for a long line (which, to their credit, goes fast) and difficult to find seating. This is not a great sit down restaurant. It caters to college students who come in, talk loud, answer their cell phones in a obnoxious and pretentious manner and eat fast. The cooks call out your number and you pick it up and bring it to your table. You dont bus your own dishes, as someone typically comes out every so often to clean up tables. There is seating outside (available to all Ghetto food court restaurants)., but the tables are usually dirty.  I normally avoid eating in (and this is true for all the restaurants in the food court). Take out and eat at Sproul. At least you can people watch there without feeling cramped.\n\nService: 3.5\n\nThe service is relatively quick. They dont go out of their way to serve you, but there are no real problems with the service. The guy taking orders is difficult to understand at times. When you eat in, you pick up the food from the counter. And sometimes they take a tad too long to bus dishes and clean the tables. They also close late for those who need a late dinner.\n\nFood: 4\n\nI've tasted only 3-4 entrees, but plan on trying out a few others in the future. I really like their Godfather's favorite dish (penne pasta with thick white cream sauce). Their other pasta dishes are fine. The dishes are filling, come with bread and are big in quantity. I tried their calzones once and did not find it especially appealing. I would say the quantity and quality are a notch above something like pasta pomodoro but lower than a nice dine in Italian restaurant you would fine in North Beach.\n\nCost: 4\n\nCan't complain about the cost. It is relatively cheap for good quantity and quality. The restaurant caters to college students, so the cost of a decent size meal matches the budget of its regular customers.\n\nPros: Cheap but good quantity and quality. Closes late.\n\nCons: Dont come here for the dining experience. Long lines, loud students and limited seating makes this place more of a take out type restaurant. \n\nBest Entree: Godfather's Favorite.\nWorst Entree: Calzone\n\n\nSample Size: I have eaten here over a dozen times.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hy6Uy5OOJ5mFANfpjh-Ttg", "date": "2009-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6ifGYZxj8ASyjIleeYbLGQ", "text": "Come fall when I'm at UC Berkeley, Gypsy's will be in my belly every Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Good.\n\nOh but I do have a problem with the drink system. Dishes usually run at around $6-7 and for $8.99 you can add a salad and a drink, but your drink is dinky (I'm talking the volume of maybe four dixie cups) and you have to pay 50 cents for each additional refill. But other than that, no complaints.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eIERtTfuojHPXTsBWFUW8g", "date": "2010-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6zoktblFLZqJ6H281h3kpA", "text": "I am totally fine with eating at greasy spoons, I love paying under $10 for a meal, and I frequent University-area eateries whenever I'm in Berkeley.  \n\nThis place sucks, though.\n\nThe older man at the register is on auto-pilot and seems a little hard of hearing (not a good combo if you want your order correct), the food is really sub-par and the students here are super annoying. My lasagna was terrible & greasy, my sister's eggplant parm plate looked very gross and my other sister's chicken cesar salad was lame (the chicken was \"real\" and cooked in front of us, but STILL unappetizing nonetheless).  \n\nI did like the hispanic guys cooking and would have tipped them separately if I could.\n\nNow that La Fiesta is closed (my previous go-to place), I'll stick with Top Dog or La Burrita.  If all the other places on the block are closed, and I'm extremely stoned, I miiiiight return, but this is highly unlikely.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "G1aAbnM1QAaKsoKWvCRRsg", "date": "2011-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6ZZURAt5w-Qs7N8I8eaOvg", "text": "I love this place. Great food, cheap price, nice atmosphere. For the cheap college student, nothing beats this place. I always order the Fettuccine Alfredo with no mushrooms, and I'm never disappointed. I love the fresh cheese grated on top. I'm not a fan of the bread with the garlic on top, but other than that, the food is awesome. The portions are huge, and I love how its made fresh to order. Although its a little loud most of the time, most places are in berkeley, so i don't mind.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-fGUaLfPIGr5aa1q4jLq0g", "date": "2012-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7aZKOEkBhmeSAl005X4xkQ", "text": "Authentic Italian food for an unbeatable price...you need to try the combo Calzone and the Mediterranean Pasta!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-YKx2GM6m9TFIfuSn8Bzew", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7igYPncQtVUBKrNW4ZimNw", "text": "Gypsy's is Famous for it's Cheap Good Quality Italian Food, I brought an Italian friend that says it's Just like the Real thing in Italy! It's the almost the same as Trattoria La Sicilian, But Cheaper! When I walk by, it's always crowded, no matter what the time. (what does that tell you?)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HFy3SRokZVSAeH3i8r2P5g", "date": "2008-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7MoYtbBl0De0bl_vSh-0lQ", "text": "The greatest pastas in the Bay Area period! \nThe guy at the register is very impatient but friendly after all. The food is incredibly good and the prices are incredibly low!\nHighly recommended :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2bVj6BcXpQHZG39lkEoeAQ", "date": "2012-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7uRa0VpDqaa3tjeak8c9Dw", "text": "I love that chicken pesto calzone like theres no tomorrow. My eyes used to light up like a kids on Christmas when it was on the table, looking all glorious.\n\nBut lately, it's been coming out super cold in the middle. So disappointing. And the last time, they put it back in the oven and forgot about it; then gave it back to me looking like a burnt football.\n\nSucks :(\n\nUsually, this place is good. The past 4 times, though, not so much. Heat my calzone thoroughly damnit, is it that hard?!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4As8bvikGPWviQtIKCFOgg", "date": "2011-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7vgOJuBHix0ICAiDFkqUyQ", "text": "After seeing the raving reviews, I decided to give this place a whirl on a beautiful weekday after selling my clothes down the street.  I ordered the Chicken Pesto and added a salad and drink.  Any menu item with salad and a drink is only $7.99.  I have never been to a quick, fast, cheap Italian restaurant where fancy tablecloths and tipping was not involved.  This is it!! The food was great, a little more pesto then what I am use to, but the taste was awesome and came with a slice of garlic bread.  \n\nThe salad was your standard green and i got Cesar Dressing.  \n\nOnly con was 0.50 for refills on fountain drinks, which would be okay provided if the drink was a decent size.  The drink was smaller then my hand!!! \n\nStaff was friendly and made for a pleasurable experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6sfzlH6ULv0w3d-tSJVDEA", "date": "2010-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7XjnjwFQ8Og8KuZuQg9QyQ", "text": "Gypsy's is a college student's dream come true.\n\nTheir food is delicious, but what makes it even more appealing are the large portions and great prices.  Every time I eat there, I get the combo which is any dish, a small salad, and a small drink for just a little bit more money.  To say this is a steal would be an understatement.  For a small girl like me, the \"small\" salad is perfect for a light lunch.  Then I can just get the main dish to go and eat that for dinner: two meals for the price of one! \n\nI have yet to try a calzone, but I hear those are definitely worth trying.  If I lived closer to the Asian Ghetto (say, in the Units) I'd definitely be there every week to escape the boring food at the Dining Commons.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GYloik8l3P-6WRu4SpyANw", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "80c43YxW_Mfe5C5fj2rk1Q", "text": "Almost everything on the menu is less than $7 but the food is delicious and they give you a lot of it. They serve up the dishes quite quickly for the large number of customers they receive. You can't go wrong with any of their Alfredo dishes. Definitely recommended if you like a nice, affordable meal that fills you up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Lh8RggnpMJRkW3nBNbDuJA", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "80QCoUYJK1bR_OCcfxQLtQ", "text": "Great Food for what you pay for.  Good atmosphere.\nI don't like their Cal Zones.  \nPersonal favorites:  Pomodoro, fungi, I don't remember the name of this last one but it has salmon in it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ddKp4t-QNwTv9fwGIeSYoQ", "date": "2010-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8DQqnvXTTiKl3zNdkTZ5hQ", "text": "Gypsies is actually very good Italian food for being run by Mexicans in the \"Asian Ghetto\" so near UC Berkeley.  The prices are very good and the food is excellent and come out in good portions.  I stopped here on many occassions between classses to get a chicken salad or Victor's Spaghetti for lunch.  The Calzones are quite good, quite big, and quite popular.  Its all good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LpRlZ58I3TGK71A7Urvf4A", "date": "2008-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8I6qQS9EsLBNhSnH0WqAgw", "text": "I would say that this is more like school/hospital cafeteria imitation Italian food than actual Italian. \n\nI got the Gyspsy's chicken - the \"alfredo sauce\" was more of a garlic goo with a lot of oil and butter. I couldn't even finish my plate. Once I got past the initial ackward taste, I just couldn't get past the pool of oil and salty-garlicky-goo sauce at the bottom my dish. The color was off too - normally alfredo sauce is a cream color, this was kinda biege/green. I couldn't shake the feeling that something was wrong it. It was just all around not quite right. \n\nNo thanks.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2vLHKl8jLgOtfeVBqqGgEQ", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8KBPMypt8vhVDMjnHExkTA", "text": "Great place for fresh great pasta at a reasonable price.  Where else can you get Italian pasta for $6.00 that tastes this good?!\n\nTry the Penne Gargonzola or the Godfathers Favorite if you like creamy dishes.  I don't recommend their red sauce dishes, but do like their Calzones (They are huge).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2006-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8qFVXn7XN2IQR_-2mC5Jeg", "text": "My absolute favorite Italian place in Berkeley. Maybe it's because I started eating there when I was in college, but I love this place. It has excellent prices. Also, it has amazing food. Everything I, or anyone I've eaten with, has gotten has been delicious. And they are very good about making the order exactly as you want it (meaning holding some items), even if it is a bit strange. My absolute favorite dish is the Crazy Alfredo. Each dish also comes with a slice of toasted bread with garlic on it. It does take a little while for orders to come up, but it is worth the wait. Although I am a bit bummed they started charging extra for credit card transactions, I will still keep going, because the employees are so nice and the food is so great!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vj-kuzUkUPRnr8MK6SbKAQ", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8WPBLEb-asobxL236Huweg", "text": "So the last few times i've been here, i've been ordering the Chicken Ceasar Salad with Jumbo Shrimp (sometimes without shrimp) but boy do they fill up your to go box or give you the proportions you want. The downside, not enough dressing. Makes the salad sort of dry most of the time. \n\nThe other thing is, I realized how small of a proportion the pasta servings are. Sure I know pasta is filling, but when they give so little for $8, its depressing to look at. \n\nI'd come back occasionally for the salad though. Only when i am feeling healthy after the gym .", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FmZTX66c7cEuxqyw_lcYkA", "date": "2012-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Z_X1cl154k-AqE8eZaTRA", "text": "Delicious chicken alfredo! All pasta dishes are truly scrumptious. Garlic bread (with actual garlic chunks) makes a great side. Convenient location and decent service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8_zYsncrphVMoK7xpYKrSQ", "text": "Gypsy is a nice little restaurant with quick service and a surprisingly varied menu. I had the chicken gnocchi for lunch and it was superb. The sauce was creamy, well-seasoned and thick, the gnocchi was tender and chewy and the chicken was perfectly cooked. Nothing fancy here, just good Italian food made by Italians. What more do you want?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HVgfJPbbFleEsBA2EFpckQ", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "96cjS4vTBg_3mpOSbR_gzg", "text": "This is probably the cheapest Italian food you'll ever eat. The catch? It kinda tastes like the cheapest Italian food you'll ever eat.\n\nIt's great every once in a while for an easy meal loaded with carbs and butter. Don't get me wrong, the Godfather's Favorite is definitely within my top 20 favorite dishes in Berkeley. However, most of the entrees here are so unhealthy that you feel like Gypsy's invented the Freshman 15 in Berkeley.\n\nThe prices are not the lowest in the surrounding area, so there are much better options. The Italian place across the street even offers better value. However, this is one of the few places in the \"Asian Ghetto\" that takes credit/debit cards. That will come in handy at some point.\n\nThe wait is typically pretty long, so you might find yourself waiting here with a backpack on and an empty stomach for quite some time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "98bFiM_0WdaDRFcxY6lvJw", "text": "The prices were low and the portions were big.  This is a good place to go for lunch or dinner when you are visiting Berkeley.  Good if you like roasted garlc...they spread it right on to the garlic bread.  \n\nThe pizza and calzone were fair to good.  The dough was a little bland.  It's not as good as Zachary's but for the price, it's a good value.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4BP3gNj0qiCTetFOraPLdw", "date": "2009-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9BwnxVKDt6C0AxezmjvRmA", "text": "I wouldn't say the best Italian food in the world, but relatively good for the price. Sometimes a little greasy, but that's what you should probably expect from an intalian take out place open practically whenever you want.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AnKLzwG3mK9wqmAOMmFBIA", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9meyxV-bBwHEI7F0McLMew", "text": "I love how this place is soo convenient for students! They are open late nights and serve pretty damn good Italiano food. The pastas are actually cooked from scratch and I have seen the cooks do their thing. They are actually using legit ingredients for their sauces and pastas. They are not stingy with their pastas and they serve garlic break which is a basic bread slice with a moist garlic rub on top. The pastas are good here and I dont care! The place itself as well as the seats, etc. are janky and they need to do something about their soda fountain bar because the counter is sticky as hell. Oh and the owner on the register is hella niiice! he has great patience for people late at night.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cJCYCEfDL4n5TgU9y8RTWg", "date": "2011-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9WQt0-Iuzcd9FClSNkJI_w", "text": "If you're looking for the classic college town restaurant - cheap eats and large, filling portions - Gypsy's is pretty much it for the Italian variety of food.\n\nThey have a decent variety of pasta dishes, and absolutely humongous calzones. Most of the dishes are heavy on the sauce - very filling food that'll last you for a good while. The dishes are mostly well-cooked as well - even if the flavor is somewhat masked over by the sauce, the pasta is cooked right and the meats are pretty savory (sometimes heavy on the oil). Definitely not overcooked or rubbery like some of the other Berkeley places that sell Italian food.\n\nThe one knock on their food (aside from not being suited for lighter eaters who can't handle lots of sauce/oil), is their \"garlic bread\". Just a plain piece of a roll, but with this scoop of gross garlic paste slapped on top.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fOVkvMLILfqJAQjiJ1GYJg", "date": "2010-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9WsOvHvf2VbKsy-TcWGqUg", "text": "YUM......... omg it's 2:40 am and I could really go for a CALZONE right now, the food was great, and prices are fair as well. The wait was a bit long, but hey if that means fresher and cooked on the spot then who cares? :) Definitely want to go back again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6SK_vCkbIFC8xQ-vSSoK4A", "date": "2008-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A1mggLU1wQNl-mIBf56pDA", "text": "\"Meh... I've experienced better\" seems to fit, so two stars seems more appropriate but the food itself was average, so I hate to give it such a low rating.  I ordered a hawaiian pizza with no cheese the crust was thick and the ingredients just okay.  They did say that the dough was dairy free though, a nice bonus.  I didn't like the Taco Bell-like atmosphere and the visible kitchen from the cash register.  But I guess I didn't know that the closer you get to campus the more okay it is to have this kind of environment as long as you have decent food.  Next time I think I'll spend another $3 and get a real sit down meal at a place with good atmosphere if I am looking for just a so-so dairy-free pizza while having lunch with friends.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MHsNe9dkBvpjai6sOsHIPw", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a1pkKXw_SiSl5PEWQMxfiQ", "text": "Gypsy's is a decent italian place, i'd say the main appeal is the price and the portion size.\nTheir pasta dishes are okay, for pasta dishes. They taste good because the sauces are normally creamy and the portions are huge, and everything comes with garlic bread. although the garlic bread is really just plain white bread with a dallop of garlic sauce. \nTheir calzones are huge, and they taste okay, and they are really fresh, you see them making them. the calzones are pretty average, but they're huge, so that's the main appeal.\nthe salads are okay, i mean they're nothing special, but they're good and fresh and have good dressing. \nGypsy's looks a little bit dingy, and the food is just okay, nothing extra special; I've had much better italian food in the area, and it wasn't super pricey. I'd say gypsy's is just always crowded because it's so close to the dorms, and it is so cheap and serves up such large portions. The pasta's don't taste that special, honestly, some of the sauces taste like they could be out of a can/jar, i'm not saying they are, but they don't taste like anything special.\n\nGypsy's is good if you want fast cheap italian food, or you want somewhere cheap to go with friends.\n\nA warning though, at busy times (like dinner time any day) the indoor seating tends to get really full.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OQOcmj9UzbrLwA01cHLwIg", "date": "2009-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a5QTxM1wp5GgqTd-QIaaPw", "text": "Fast Italian food. Huge portions. Cheap. \n\nGypsy's isn't your typical romantic Italian date spot. It's a great place for groups - there's seating both indoors and outdoors. It's also a great place for busy people who want decent, hearty Italian food that is quickly made to order and is affordable. I can easily order one of their pasta entrees and save half for another meal - the portions are THAT big. Plus, I love their toasted bread with the smeared garlic.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EZBb_VNThnC6oWcHC-9zqQ", "date": "2008-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a6UWlpop54Yn-gkMARg12w", "text": "Best calzone pizza, great chicken pasta, what to say, an all timer for lunch!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NJ5bEwaKvJ96oLsQPhrvqA", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a9ttuOzvf0uj0oa5TEBfsQ", "text": "so yummy! but so unhealthy that i don't think it's practical... \npools of oil kind of ruin the dining experience T____T", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UzV6cbzEWFADEs8HTgas3g", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aAgkNNc1vpFDmQ37FiMWDg", "text": "This is one of the place that i have to visit during my berkeley trip.\n\nThe dishes are so goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!\n\nprice is just right and the portion is very big", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QcCqkmGtmQF3aivhjEbUEA", "date": "2009-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aAZnW8vv6idtt7p6XXJNEA", "text": "Had my first calzone from this place. Not bad. Not as mind blowing either. But it's cheap, so can't complain.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bNt_Lkk2KpMTZaZoKKptMw", "date": "2009-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AbCt5QOqovnwjkE82j4jvA", "text": "Oh yum. What a great place to get pasta, salad, pizza, calzones, anything really. No air conditioning, so be prepared. I'd recommend paying in cash, although I believe they do take credit cards. Also, the atmosphere can't be beat! Lots of high-ons engrossed in the melting cheese of their calzones.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7nxtU3kNLUrRQMoxsWhSbA", "date": "2009-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AbK3bbRDf_y39qVb-_1E6Q", "text": "I have been going to gypsies for over 12 years now. Even now that I am no longer in the Berkeley area, I will drive a good 45mins -1 hour just for their Gnocchi in white sauce (usually it is with a cream sauce). I have eaten gnocchi at home, fancy restaurants and even in Venice when I visited and I can honestly say they serve the best ever! I can't really comment on the other food since I am a creature of habit and eat the same thing but every time I take someone there, they love it too. Delish!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "efPkJYia6RO41kaJsLmgcg", "date": "2012-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aFPDLH-o6wDP4SsE9LpBsg", "text": "Tastier than, say, Pasta Pomodoro. You get a huge bowl of pasta for under $7.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hRt0yvtG_mMvNgi7jYia-A", "date": "2007-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AHh_5dmVVb58Dbiw0QQ63A", "text": "Okay.. This place has not only won the heart of me and my husband but also Our Three friends, My brother, and My father. They all live out of town and tell me all the time how they wish they had a place like Gypsy's around!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VuzwbpwznSC97SpN22ZJ4g", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aI81Q5S-ls8DDQrfOCL7sg", "text": "If you call to order, and the guy at the other end hangs up on you right after you tell him what you want, don't worry; it's their policy to ignore time-consuming activities such as politeness.\n\nOther than that, for about 6 bucks you good Italian food; the various chicken pastas are probably your best bet, but if you're hungry - and have time to wait - order one of their calzones.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GzEL2HCLDt4yBZYS6Z0PZQ", "date": "2008-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AJKE0ntJU2SPWl8ho3MCaA", "text": "The food is inexpensive and that's what i like, cheap eats. The spaghetti is very flavorful and done to perfection (I am not an expert in this field of determining Italian food but I like what I like).  The house salad was pretty good even though it was kinda boring but it was good.The only down side to this place is no free refills on soda. When I finished my food, I didn't know if I should bus my own plate or just leave it and they would do it for me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UL181ApDfYrSWnWCQaNezg", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AkBIRehzBcQEeyy1QkOD8g", "text": "Pros\n-Delicious pastas, pizzas, calzones, and gnocchi \n-Indoor seating that, although a bit tight, can accommodate medium groups perfectly\n-Relatively fast\n-Cheap\n-Did I mention that some of the pasta I had from here was way better than $20 plates from \"downtown\" Italian places\n-The bread with the roasted garlic is sooooooo good.\n\n\nCons\n-A little on the messy side\n-The calzones take a while but, hey, at least you know they are made just for you and don't sit under a heating lamp", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rz_TqU1qK1iDAk03TH7z2Q", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "amoSEIlRlVjWeHri_aQJEA", "text": "good food, and great prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UpVDaVfO1LLhNjBW8ZaMdQ", "date": "2008-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AocOZyIVB1M6KWWPfJSxZw", "text": "Great, authentic, Italian food for as cheap as it gets. This is a whole in the wall place, but the food is quality. We ordered a calzone combo with salad and a soda for only $8.95. The calzone was as big as a football! It was so good and filled two of us for the entire day! \nThe pastas looked delicious and the salad was fresh. Definitely going back here soon.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qNDolek3UimrDYDgAYnB3Q", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aPDEEXitcy2dlGjagfiErg", "text": "Decent cheap italian place in the south asian ghetto. Everything here is ok, it's by no means a bad place but it's not particular great. Basically, I would go if somebody wanted to but I don't seek it out when I visit the southside asian ghetto. It's just not that great italian. \n\nBest thing I would get here are the calzones, beware they take a while though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2010-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aqzOIrkHZEF1xaPtUH4R5g", "text": "So far I've tried the Lasagna, Crazy Alfredo, and the combo calzone. And all of it is very good. This place is always somewhat busy, and the portions are very generous. One of my favorite places by Cal campus. A must go if your in the area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yxYBrJ2Of6_I22zx0YPWvQ", "date": "2010-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aS4rV2SRR2DQAcRNmU2Esw", "text": "Oh Gypsies! You're so lucky to be the most convenient pasta place for Berkeley students to dine in. But alas, your food is too rich! I'm not a health nut, but seriously lay off the pints of cream! Food averages $6-7, while the calzone is a little bit more. The calzone is a little deceiving though... it might seem huge, but in reality, it's about 50% air. It's still quite filling either way.\n\nOne more problem... my friends and I have found hair in our food during more than one occasion. We should have learned the first time around right? Overall food is acceptable if you want to try the hairy roulette of luck.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Ttj_3flZx1W6oYhzhZb8RQ", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AUXK4RDC3JgQa5mPF27sfg", "text": "It's been well over a year since I ate at Gypsy's, reason being was last time the food was mediocre and the plates were cracked and old.  Add to that the fact that there are other good pasta stops (i.e. Pasta Bene and Milanesse Cafe), I found no reason to go back.\n\nFast forward to the present.  Today I happened to be near the Asian Ghetto, and since I had had Thai food two nights ago, I found myself craving for some pasta.  Well behold, I was actually quite satisfied this time!  I ordered the special: ANY menu item, a healthy-portioned salad, and a fountain drink all for $7.99!  Consider that most items range from $6.49-$7.49 alone, add a salad that's worth at least $1.50-$2.00, and a drink...how can a college student say no??  And when I say any menu item, I mean ANY ITEM (if you know Gypsy's calzones, think of the amount of food you could potentially get for $7.99!)\n\nAnyways, this time I ordered the Pollo Con Pesto.  I quite liked the pesto flavor, though the chicken was okay (Gypsy's chicken is always overcooked, maybe to ensure safe food?).  The salad was crisp and refreshing, a simple medley of lettuce, cucumbers, tomatoes, and dressing.  \n\nFrom past experiences, I've had better luck with seafood pastas at Gypsy's, but from this most recent experience, I can see myself coming back to Gypsy's for a quick, fast pasta fix.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3eNXSh82_4UThqhJBwkrbA", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aw_ijHnJigNZ0Nt2YutXkQ", "text": "I really have never understood why people think this place is soo good. Yeah its cheap, but they basically use canned sauces. The food is bland and not good at all. They just put a ton of butter and cream in everything and say its delicious.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JJvzAoOFEZZ_Mw2RCxgonA", "date": "2010-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AxcbE9XTED6KMh8M039jFQ", "text": "hands down one of my favorite spots for italian. no frills, just good food, a big portion with garlic bread with a roasted garlic spread on top. go for the bronx tale or crazy alfredo if you're a big meat eater, which i am. and it's dirt cheap! oh how i miss good cheap berkeley food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "srgekIDbtUSiml3Z0iHmhg", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b6GpTrKWtBeCEp5_uNJXcA", "text": "I haven't tried everything here, but their chicken/pollo calzone is to die for.  Literally.  Their linguine with clams (in the white butter sauce) is also amazingly good.  Mmmmmm.  They're open late and the food is cheap.  You can't go wrong.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lufa4bHQd3XLYQE1zXis0g", "date": "2006-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BaEnHJLlT18DCHRkATAsgQ", "text": "I ordered the frutti di mare with white sauce, and it was really good! I couldn't finish it because the portion was huge, especially for the price (it was $8.15). It was pretty creamy, but not ridiculously drowned in cream sauce. Lots of noodles and seafood (calamari, shrimp, clams, etc.). The food came pretty quickly, but it is not table service. You get a slip with a number, and you go up and get your food. \n\nWhere you get water/drinks is crowded and a little claustrophobic. The restaurant itself got crowded very quickly, so we were lucky we found a table inside. There are quite a few tables indoors, but you can get a table outside as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "otRk7mNeYSLghvxRretahQ", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BAmZ-CtZYr3BS5padI5ALA", "text": "I tried their lasagna today. It was okay. I had to add hot sauce to kick it up a notch. The portion was super huge though, I couldn't even finish it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BHFU9ZUkq6reBAtETUA1lg", "text": "Gypsy? Yes, please! My Cal-Bear cousin took us here this weekend and I was very impressed with the large portion, cheap price, and scrumptious flavor of the food here. Had a taste of The Godfather Special which was probably the best white-sauce pasta I've ever had. I'm not a big white sauce fan so that's saying a lot! I ordered the funghi which consisted of a variety of mushrooms, linguine and smoked mozarrella. How's that for unique? The smoked mozarrella overpowered all other flavors which was I absolutely loved! For $7, you can even share a plate with your significant other which I most definitely did!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B5OvwyNefxULg5g5rMRJIg", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bIO7WLvwQnV5F535LQMgNQ", "text": "I actually eat at Gypsy's all the time; not because it's all that, but because it's really one of the only Italian places close to campus on south side.  That and it's super convenient.  I used to get pasta dishes all the time, because honestly that's all I really want out of an Italian place: good pasta.  And it was alright.  Nothing special, but reasonably satisfying for someone like me who finds himself craving Italian on a regular basis.  But I don't know if they've downsized their portions or something but I don't find any of the pasta dishes filling any more.  I've moved on to calzones, which they do a better job with anyway.\n\nGood, not great.  Portions are too small, but I guess that's what you're paying for.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4lUASRtoSLkWLKuNsMbSeA", "date": "2011-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "blh4RMaIKdceQ0qCkiY8Lg", "text": "The dishes are very affordable for Italian food.  My sister and I ordered pesto pasta, which was full of flavor, but I wish there were few more strips of chicken.  The bread topped with roasted garlic was good, but it would have been better if it was fully toasted.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7q1o4Hlcyv1AdLP-1fRl1Q", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_bN5fmN2rqStQdUyCbFktQ", "text": "Yum, yum, YUM! My first experience at Gypsy's was two years ago when I was craving Italian food and a friend said that I just HAD to try Gypsy's -- and, my god, it was one of the best decisions I've ever made. I've been going back ever since!\n\nMy favorite dish is the Godfather's Favorite: chock full of flavor with chicken, Parmigiano cheese, egg (in the sauce, not fried with the pasta), and the salty taste of pancetta makes this pasta absolutely perfect. You won't regret eating this.\n\nA close second is the Crazy Alfredo: chicken, sausage, roasted red peppers, and red wine in an alfredo sauce. The taste of the red wine really comes out and is just delicious.\n\nGypsy's is located in the \"Asian Ghetto\", so don't expect a fancy gourmet Italian restaurant setting. Just expect tasty Italian food that will leave you licking the plate and craving more.\n\nAlso, a word of advice: they do accept credit card, but they've recently implemented a policy where they will charge an extra fee for credit card purchases, so I suggest bringing cash.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ok4JzVqlcGmQ0ZzoIld8aA", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bpveCEB-_DQM6cCe_T3Rug", "text": "I've been here a couple times, and every time, I've ordered the salad. And no, it's not a dainty little salad. It's in a bowl far larger than my head, filled with so many vegetable goodies. The line is always long, and seating is cramped, but you don't come here for the ambiance. You come here for the tasty, filling food, and you leave satisfied.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3qGo-CYyFIUHVh3Teo-G_g", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "brcRIjtfLpfk95l8LSNE4Q", "text": "First, the owner/cashier is the same one from when I was a student! How's that for consistency! The food is Italian fast food, but for $8 combo, it's still a good deal. Godfather's Favorite is still as I remember it. Delicious and coma inducing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4lACNNOEfNBFuE4FsSY-7g", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BYGv3uNgQmYZFatUCepkyg", "text": "first and foremost. I heart greasy Italian food. \nsecond, i love a place that gives you a big lump of garlic on their bread, its like they know me.\nThis is a quality college food stop that is always pretty busy.\nWhich is my only knock (but they can't help it) some times its kinda a long wait for the food\n\nou, and they should serve vino\n\nstill a winner though\n\nChicken Parmesan. mmm", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JD5BwRWaTjZrL83KpCDK7w", "date": "2008-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-byTcxjPV8vKBaxMy5HSGw", "text": "This place is wonderful! They have the best italian food I have had in a while and it is very cheap! They make it extremely quick and there is a deal that comes with a drink and side salad. You definitively get your moneys worth here! The only thing i wish is that they could do something about the angry bums outside scaring people. It is also a little chilly inside at night as they seem to keep the door open but TIP THE STAFF they work very hard and bust out quick delicious italian cuisine in just minutes for your enjoyment despite how busy it is!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gNutMMk3KDaUastGit9iKA", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c3raT3hSbry0veTNlvZdoA", "text": "ive always loved the chicken pesto, crazy alfredo, or the godfather's favorite.  \n\nit's nothing incredible, but i would say it's better than your average college italian restaurant.  i do like the garlic bread, and they have never been sheisty about the portions.  solid italian food, generally you get your food fast, and always brings a smile to your face.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dTdltcr2EC5oMZ1rs795PA", "date": "2008-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C8-t1JbdR979wtFKDa9eoQ", "text": "It's definitely not 5-star by any means.  It's just good food for a decent price.  Two plates cost us about 14 dollars.  And the portions were huge.  \nA little greasy, but at least its not olive garden.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gUhMgNI7jD4f8HoArsWbDw", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c8ysuo0Ye4m0hHpsVX3P4A", "text": "This is probably one of my favorite restaurants in all of Berkeley.\n\nEven though it's hard to understand them through their Italian accent (I think?), they make every item on their menu with perfection. And all of the pastas come with a delicious slice of bread.\n\nThe price for a meal is around $7, but it is really worth every dollar. And they just got their seats and tables refurnished. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CadcWVpKlg9lYZoeQA-Byw", "text": "I try not to eat here so often...but its so convenient and delicious. I usually get the Crazy alfredo or the godfather special. The portions are great and you can even order your food to go by phone to avoid waiting.\n    I eat at gypsies about once a week. They already know what im gonna have before i order, and i appreciate their friendliness despite how busy and crazy it can get.\n     It gets 4 stars because its not everything a restaurant could be. ie, no restrooms or places to wash your hands, however The food is great and its a popular spot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xKPNjd7nDW_qoa7O25QFFA", "date": "2011-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CBC8ZxuK9_HO2qqpmuPtCA", "text": "If you want cheap good italian fast food, this is the place. I ordered the lasagna my first time there and was hooked. I visit this place at least a couple times a month. I have yet to be disappointed by any of their menu items. 4 stars for me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zYnNJfhjW4W33B3bxbWb_g", "date": "2010-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ccNP1P5VKnRLpU0Z39VSSw", "text": "Please don't expect gourmet from a restaurant inside Asian Ghetto (or Durant Food Court, for all you PC people). But still, it's the closest Italian place around campus, so it's a good lunch place.\n\nDon't get the ravioli. It's like, straight from the freezer, like the premade kind you get at Costco. Waste of my moola. \n\nBut stars for cheap prices (everything's under 10 bucks), and they don't skimp at all on the seafood. I really like Godfather's Favorite ^^\n\nBut beware the GIANT CHEESE SLUG, aka the calzone. It is oozing out cheese the minute you cut into that monster, and it drips buckets of oil. Seriously. That thing gave me a ginormous stomach ache. It's totally delicious when you eat it, though, and then it stealthily attacks once you're back home, about to start your homework. Sadness. \n\nDon't go for the pizzas, their cheese sucks too. No one really gets the sandwiches, so I don't either, lol. \n\nBut every pasta entry comes with free garlic bread, and it's delicious. And you can get the meal special that comes with an entree, salad, and soda. SO CHEAP I LOVE IT :D", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "chXlKu_vM5Dy7ca5yGDgLg", "text": "I ordered the godfather's favorite, the crazy alfredo and chicken gnocchi. I liked the first two - the gnocchi, not so much. \n\nThe food was really cheesy. I wasn't a huge fan of the salads but that's probably just because I don't consider vegetables real food. \n\nCheap and decent. I recommend Gypsy's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "94nUosWJA8y3WXcUbB9uGg", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ckG_5C4huXfRcXBOSa6gpw", "text": "Get the calzone or nothing else.  On the past three occasions when I ordered pasta, I was left feeling disappointed.  I just don't taste the sauce in their pasta, only olive oil.  If you really want to eat some good pasta, either make it yourself, or spend $15-$20 at a real Italian restaurant.  In fact, I prefer Milanese Cafe to this place.  \n\nIn a nutshell, come to Gypsy's for their CALZONES!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EK4gZnUbD4hFk8hcHm9xEw", "date": "2010-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-_coR9HpS-0mDnro2YDG-Q", "text": "I love Gypsy's. I come here every time I'm visiting friends in Berkeley. The calzones hit the spot ...the saucy and cheezy mix of marinara/ricotta/motz never fails. I also get (can't remember the name) the penne with marinara, meatballs, and italian sausage. Can't be beat for cheap dining and huge portions.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "c4Et0uYqTUNVtJ3JO3HLLg", "date": "2008-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cqcT9rN3sm1qMz7fDLyhmA", "text": "It is good italian cheap food on the corner of the asian ghetto.  Mostly a student hang out.  Very big portions and yet their are big windows of floor to ceiling glass and you look over the grimy neighborhood and homeless people outside the restaurant digging through the garbage for something to eat.  It sort of makes gluttony impossible.  So if you want to be reminded socially why to remain on a diet - dine here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YZhA9sNIBYz1h6tMlNMgJQ", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cQsHPLYfqvrHsS8n4bplbw", "text": "This is a good, cheap restaurant.  They give you a ton of food, and it is surprisingly decent.  I usually get a calzone, but I like their chicken dishes too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cTM-GjOQxhfz0R-Y7eEZTw", "text": "From the cheap college student perspective, Gypsy's serves it's purpose. This is not delicate Italian cuisine, but hearty, creamy, get-the-most-calories-for-the-least-dollars food. I like the calzones. Huge! And exciting because they come in delightful pink pastry boxes. The restaurant gets packed at meal times. Apparently they have the touchdown discounts on Mondays now, so I imagine that even more students are clamoring for carbs. The only negative thing I remember is waiting quite some time for a calzone to-go one night. My club has used their catering service, and they got our order wrong by giving us less vegetarian pastas than ordered, but we definitely had sufficient food for an inexpensive price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cWJEa5klFwwICdIBmw7cVw", "text": "Cheap heaping portions of pasta! Open late too. I really like this place. I'm an Italian ex NY'er and do occasionally need a late night pasta fix. I've probably eaten here a hundred times over the years.\n\nIf you want something yummy and don't regard your cardiovascular system as important, I recommend  the Godfather Favorite. The $1.99 side salad is huge and probably the only healthy thing served here. My only minor negative comment is that the bread could be better ... but then again, I'm getting 2.5 lbs of food for under $10. \n\nIt's not fine dining, but why should it be?  Make that a hundred and one times ... I'm off for a Gypsy's run!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3OzGI9XbySTTZ9lfT3P8jQ", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cWn0vWHwK9abHTVOUOlgdQ", "text": "Food is very good for a place on campus. only complaint was a called them up the man was so rude. Wasnt listening to me and just had such a bad attitude. i was trying to organize food for 30 people so thats about 200+ bucks worth of business and he was still obnoxious and rude after all and when i was askig questions he was having none of it so i gave up and i will have to go in there coz i cudnt get anything out of him. il probably go elsewhere though after all that", "stars": 2, "user_id": "i7vQVcu5xplf7TbI3AUqrg", "date": "2010-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cx_I5B454dWgooVVUzGLHw", "text": "Most, if not all of the food is about 5.99 a plate. They have a wide variety of Italian food to choose from. They do not discriminate against your meat preferences, because they also have a good amount of choices for you chicken, beef, vegetarian lovers. The portions are huge, so if you are a light eater, I highly suggest you share. \n\nI ordered this dish that looked like a giant hot pocket, but with a lot of cheese inside. I forget the name of it (what's new, right? hehe) but it was pretty good and fulfilling. I just didn't like all of the cheese that they stuffed in there, which made it really hard to eat sometimes. Aside from the overstuffed cheese, little sliced up meat balls, and a few mushrooms, I really liked the bread. It was delicious. I loved how crispy and non greasy it was. I also liked how the upper layer of the bread was not smeared with cheese like the bottom layer was. \n\nOverall I liked this place. I loved how it is located near campus, so you get to meet a lot of local Berkeley students. The restaurant itself is small and kind of cramped. But it is a place for college student, so you can't except much more than a box. \n\nI would most definitely come again because I love pasta and good cheap food. Although I thought service was crap, so I give a boo hiss hiss to the service. \n\nThey close at 12am, I am not sure if it is everyday, but I know for sure it's during the weekend. So it is a good place to eat with your homies for a late dinner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xZsYp7fj1XO73YAurxgiWw", "date": "2008-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cXwhhYKUcIumzyc2iLlGRA", "text": "Yes, the sign outside states that this restaurant is top-rated! However, I think not.\nMy family and I came by after a Cal tour, and my aunt and I both got some of their pasta. A day after (while I was at Stanford for another tour) I started throwing up, and so did she. We narrowed it down to this restaurant's food because we were the only ones in the family who ate that food, and we were the only ones who were sick days after.\nThe sad part about this entire experience was that we actually enjoyed the pasta! It was very well cooked and tasted great, so the after-effects were just a huge surprise. Being sick my last day in the Bay was also a huge disappointment! I came to do college tours and visit family, since I live in Jersey, so it's not like I can see everyone whenever I want!\nAnyway, maybe it was just an off day for the restaurant (as I see it is rated four stars here on Yelp), but I'm never coming back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "wyZlDQUZIAnTlE38tc97nQ", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cXy69x6U59zfICh1ggLQ5Q", "text": "LOVE LOVE LOVE! This place is the best! Great prices and creamy pasta with generous portions. The garlic bread on the side is delicious too. The little piece of garlic they put on it just melts on the bread when you're spreading it. My boyfriend goes for the godfather's favorite and I go for the chicken and broccoli. You can't beat the price for good pasta! After eating here, Olive Garden has no match! This pasta is even better than the expensive restaurants by any fisherman's wharfs I've been to. Everytime I pass by Berkeley on my way into or out of the city and I have time, I always come here!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fT6PkNMvBXn400Wclupbkw", "date": "2012-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d0_eQ-JMtMYE_d1qRDwZ0g", "text": "Gypsy's is definitely one of my favorite places to eat in Berkeley, and I almost always get the same thing. At the beginning, I always got the clam sauce linguine, but I quickly moved onto the pollo con pesto dish. What I like about Gypsy's is they pretty much let you choose any sauce and any pasta, they just don't outright say you can. They mix the pasta right behind the counter, so it's really easy to see when your order will be up. The pollo con pesto is supposed come with linguine, but I always substitute penne because it's my favorite, and oh so good with the pesto. They also give you fresh garlic bread with pieces of fresh garlic on top, mMmm. I wish there was a place like Gypsy's near me, any takeout pasta place that's this good and this decently priced would be amazing. Love it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ajiBmXVNJ9FFUKMIJRSh7g", "date": "2011-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D0_tHLuTGTddwZ9F0HFYyw", "text": "Victor's spaghetti is near godly. And I always follow up my pasta with some San Pellegrino, because sparkling fruit juices are the best. Unfortunately, the other pastas are good, but not great, and calzones are nothing new. Haven't tried pizzas and sandwiches, but might give it a spin later on. Atmosphere is like one of those old diners, but Italian-American style. Pretty loud and kind of hectic. Asian ghetto really isn't my thing, but I'd have to say that Gypsy's is definitely the crowning glory of it. Which is kind of disappointing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "__QmB2EFeL0aC55zNH7ETA", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Df6Pl-GmUnuaIsR13OzqJw", "text": "Awesome food. The portions are also huge and the prices are great especially their new deal for a pasta, salad, and drink for only 7.99. My parents constantly crave gypsy's and we go every time they're in town.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dGN8URj8HCW5RJGOnhcozw", "text": "Great pasta, calzones and pizzas. I've tried the pesto chicken pizza and calzone and they were both excellent. I use to come here all the time when I went to Cal. I still make the trip once in awhile, it's just such a great deal for your money.\nI love their garlic bread, since there's an actual clove of roasted garlic on top! My favorite pasta is the shrimp linguine, it comes with mushroom in a yummy garlic wine cream sauce. The calzones here are HUGE and it comes out fresh from the oven.\nIt's as good as it gets for under 10 bucks =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T7ko9V7ceVMJlMFbsihpzw", "date": "2011-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dijsb5KdSFc0YQ-41LUUjQ", "text": "Pros: Delicious, quick, easy and cheap. \n\nCons: Too many people and not enough room. Not enough busboys clearing plates. \n\nDefinitely a college eatery. Wish I could go there when no one is around to actually enjoy myself and not get bumped in the back by the person sitting behind me.\n\nGet the Pomodoro! Fresh, tomatoey, basil-y, cheesy goodness!!!!\nMy boyfriend got the Crazy Alfredo and it was rich and creamy! delicious sausage, peppers and chicken. \nBoth dishes are equally delicious!\nWe will come back, but probably order the food to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oZOQw7POoRdi3IO_YyIqCQ", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DIKa-6ADlmqOyMk1m5dnxA", "text": "This place is just simply rich. Located in the \"asian ghetto\", I love coming to this place for a post workout meal. I usually get the pollo con pesto, but sometimes indulge in the godfather's favorite. The pricing is relatively decent for such good quality food. Parking could be a pain in the butt since it's so close to the cal campus, but the food is definitely worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Oq1DlnkP-laHPLvMzaVtLg", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DKk8di3dkGEfG4ff-IFWow", "text": "Gypsy's is good if you want a quick fix for dinner and don't want something too high-end or expensive. All the times I've gone here I got the fettucini with broccoli. It was okay-that's all. Nothing amazing but I just wanted something fast and filling anyways. I disliked their bread though. The service is fast, price is good, and food is decent. Not really a super high quality restaurant but that is generally the case with restaurants in the Durant Food Court. Portions are large and I've heard the calzones are great. Next time, I'll try one!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SAm4XpHGqodTvIqYZk_YLg", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dlUCH23bjDKdyEbrCbQ7Vg", "text": "When I'm hungry, I get one of their calzones.  Tasty, filling, good price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m6Ehq7xhtMiaUjt6VX0EnQ", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e8xW_U89WxsqlKALYNiUUw", "text": "This is seriously the first Italian restaurant I've been to with no waiter service (i.e. my first visit to a trattoria.)\n\nOrdered the Chicken Parmigiano which included spaghetti and bread garnished with a clove of garlic. The chicken was okay; I was kind of looking for more. The spaghetti was a little greasy and definitely out-portioned the chicken. The cheese was a strong mozzarella and distracted from the taste of the meat. The sauce used in this dish was lacking in spice.\n\nI like how they serve their bread, but I think a prepared garlic butter would have had a better finish; nonetheless, the garlic clove made for an interesting after taste.\n\nMaybe I'm not used to this type of restaurant. For now, I'll leave it with two stars and I'll try it again later.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1H02qa2PtV_Qz1CFZr2bUQ", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EAKMoItWktjkR42uFRm6ew", "text": "Honestly, five stars doesnt do this place justice and this is coming from one of the most pickiest eaters in the world. Everything here is made from scratch and is authentic. There prices are really cheap too, I would highly recommend people to get the chicken sandwhich if there ballin on a budget its only 5.50 and will mos def fill your stomach up. The best thing to do is order over the phone, make sure you speak clearly otherwise they will get your order wrong.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9ati89nwZfsObCGH8hiYaQ", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EcADQgDw5x1ogi60tecnAg", "text": "Great italian food on the cheap + on the go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "btgZWY-IciTg4q61saeJ9Q", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EE4nfMjmbE5PIG12UsustA", "text": "I miss the Godfather special! AH! must have!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U1RROS3TqnwtNiVqM3B5fg", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ELfzuJ0u6S-1W2TcEJothA", "text": "my first time here, and i'll stick to brevity for reasons that will be revealed.\n\nthe staff, ambiance, service, taste and yes, even presentation were all exquisite in ratio to the price paid.\n\nafter checking reviews on yelp, i stumbled in..the durant entrance is PULL not push (or was that the other way around..no it was definitely pull to go in and push to get out)..and after a short wait, my pasta was ready. not wanting to disturb the other patrons with my dining demeanor i brought it back home.\n\n\nby consistent habit, i'm a slow, meticulous eater, but with the appetite i had going in fueled by the taste of what was in front of me, i just could not stop.\n\nit's a good thing i bought enough for a second meal later, but it's not so good that the supply was available.\n\nresult: a carbonara combo (which was added on after the initial transaction with no problem) destroyed, with only a few forkfuls of a godfather's favorite, a cup of ice with residual barqs and a quarter can of aranciata for tomorrow. i honestly should not try to move for another ten to thirty minutes.\n\nwow how did you ever escape me all these years, Gypsy's?\n\nbottomline: taste to price ratio and/or quantity to price ratio, both in favor of the formers.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xDBA1Liv0dyy2ZdTTcHUVQ", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ELKw0GIR_XAYW3c1aY1Ldg", "text": "A decent place to go to for Italian food near campus.  The portion sizes are okay, but the dishes tend to be a bit heavy with their oil and sodium level.  Also, there are some exaggerations by other yelpers in saying that the Calzones can feed up to four.  If you're like me - a normal college guy who exercises an average amount, one calzone = one person.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S92ah1qzoxFUawG73lfR_g", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "esN0OBGCl6Ps_lNNSymo6w", "text": "just mehh.....\n\nI am in the middle of my chicken parm sandwich. It was very cheap, coming in at 5.45 I think, but I can taste that the sandwich coasts less. The sauce is bad quality and tastes like canned ragu. Not so good, but fulfilled my need for a chicken parm sub.....Id get it again in a pinch, but think that ill find a cafe makes a better chic parm", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VqVfK_lr8q68Ia3kcw2hxg", "date": "2009-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "etm1bs2gN_-orSIWqdc_GA", "text": "This fast food eatery was yummy!  This is my first time here, and for a fast food type restaurant, it is very good and quick.  My friend and I got here before the student lunch rush hour; so we had no problems finding a table to sit after ordering.  I hear lines get super long during lunch rush hour, but they're fast with their numbering system and calling your order number over the intercom.  The staff was super friendly and was patient with me since I never been  here before.  The price was at a very affordable $7-$8.  There is a great variety of pasta to choose from.  Unfortunately, I don't remember the name of the plate I ordered, but it had chicken and spinach.  The sauce really impressed and the chicken was tender and not dry.  If you want super fast Italian food served in a friendly atmosphere all for an affordable price, Gypsy's is the place to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YhOp5Hv5ebJIU7vaN5ZEhw", "date": "2009-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EupL_xGhmEZ4C7nFj_o6YQ", "text": "This place isn't unique, but it's great if you're craving pasta and just want a cheaper, quick bite to eat.  Located in the \"Asian Ghetto\" of Berkeley, I highly recommend the Godfather's Favorite, which is basically just chicken alfredo with some garlic bread.  My friends have also ordered the calzones before, which were ginormous, but they didn't seem to taste all that great.  The place as a whole isn't very clean, but based on where it's located, 'nuff said.  I suggest ordering the food to go, especially if you live on campus or nearby.  I visited Berkeley a lot in college and always liked this place because it was open late, so you could make late night food runs there.  Although I like fancy schmancy restaurants, this place is comforting to me, probably because of all the carbs...mmm, carbs!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sxROlU5m_AsWXIy2U8IQ9A", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ev3tZTP08wcX7z3lDMjHzA", "text": "This place is about one step up from Fazoli's (this reference may not help if you are a California native).  Definitely not bad for the price.  I would like to try the pizza here- my pasta dish (the funghi) was OK but lacking in the funghi department.  The garlic bread was only intriguing because of the roasted garlic- the bread was really quite atrociously white and soggy.  In fact I must say I not-so-secretly like Fazoli's garlic bread better.   But this place did satisfy the I-want-pasta-fast requirement from my husband AND the I-don't-feel-like-cooking requirement from me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vAk8kg5u7e9O2VheHHXlFQ", "date": "2008-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "evDsORlutZnYdjaetem5dw", "text": "I have been going to this place on and off for the past three years. In general, it is tastly, quick, and the portions are big. \nAlthough this is true, I got really sick after eating there today. I think either the food was bad or they didnt wash their hands. The place doesnt look too sanitary either.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "raXKhfocXb0RPP6TJwqL6Q", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EwG2MAIQqSpiDocWum_zNA", "text": "Cheap and Delicious Italian food? I thought I was dreaming *v*...seriously, I wish I go to UCBerkeley so that I can come here everyday...\nokay, so yesterday I went to Berkeley to travel with my friend from Hong Kong, we were starving when we arrived Berkeley, so I yelped and found this place, I thought it would cost at least $13 for a plate, but no, it costs only $6-8 for a plate and for that price, you get a big portion too! OMG, I couldn't believe my eyes, Its so goood...\n\nThere were flies in the place, but I don't care, just don't look at them and look at your plate!!!Oh, and they charge you more if you pay card, so bring cash.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jjrqE5VttGPgqEMHaEXXNA", "date": "2012-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f1lomrwo_5LvbUCEoyrN8g", "text": "I mean it's asian ghetto food. You can't expect five stars.  Food is decent for the price and portions are generous.  I think their salads are pretty decent.  I've heard their calzones are really good, but I've always been too reluctant to try cuz I always go hungry and I'm not willing to wait that long.  Plus the calzones look too big for me to finish.  It's ok for a quick meal, or if you're craving Italian food and need to stay close to school, but if you have the time, it's much more worth it to go to trattoria sicilliano on college.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F9Kc1IBxvXsFpcef6CLY6g", "text": "Cheap price, reasonably good food.  So worth it.  313 reviews and still have 4 star average means something.  Best food at Durant Food Court!  Get their deal of entree+salad+soda for 8.99$ sooo good!  Yum!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qun3bbPk00EBjrYV2-tAvg", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F9m6g6qyVe2FevnUXNBpog", "text": "After studying in Italy, my pasta radar goes crazy when I see \"Trattoria.\" Noticed this place while enjoying a donut across the street, and came back for dinner. \n\nIt is not the romantic, Lady and the Tramp-style Italian restaurant, but more cafeteria style. If that is what it takes to keep the prices low (low for Berkeley standards!), fine with me! The area seemed clean, the radio was playing Christmas music, and there was pretty quick service.\n\nExtensive menu for venue of its kind, and the $2 green side salad was as big as my entree'. I had gorgonzola penne which was rich and creamy, with tomatoes and spinach. Yummy! My boyfriend had a meatball calzone, which was \"sizable, delicious, and employed a multitude of textures.\" And whatever the textures comment means, it was a good thing.\n\nI cannot wait to visit again! Although it is not like the classic Roman trattoria that holds a special place in my heart, it is definitely on my radar. \n\nI would actually rate it a 4.5, but we can't half-it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "83UpKfaC_Sa2258M7byhqg", "date": "2007-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FHdYPxQLZA-uRlERg-48Sg", "text": "It's not the most authentic Italian place, but the portions are decent and you might even end up taking some home. It's a good place to sit with friends for a meal between classes. I had the chicken alfredo and it was good. They charge for refills, which I think is a little cheap, but whatever.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FhoR0ucCJCkHwTXKUKI5cg", "text": "Not anything special, but decent Italian food if you are craving fast Italian food. I usually go here when I am really lazy to cook, or want something cheap because their food is quite cheap for the quality of the food. \n\nI usually get Godfather's Favorite or the Pomorodo with chicken. \n\nIt is definitely better that Pasta Pomorodo. And Cheaper!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8c2n50ngClm2o_YhQjkbPw", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fhu1IUqMxgpRUnlaGI0npw", "text": "I try to avoid coming here unless my friends are adamant about their cravings for greasy Italian food because their food just doesn't tend to sit well on my stomach. Considering that I cook my own Italian food often and it tastes great WITHOUT tons of garlic, salt, and butter, I get terrible headaches and grogginess with Gypsy's. \n\nYou do get a LOT of food with Gypsy's and if you're watching your portions, you can definitely split an entree with a friend or save the rest for leftovers, though they taste rather gross the next day. The biggest meals are definitely the Calzones, which take 15-20 minutes to cook, but actually taste pretty decent and aren't as loaded with all of the salt and fat (not as much at least).\n\nMost of their pastas are so-so, though I favor the Godfather's Favorite for the creamy, savory sauce, even though it kills me from the inside. I haven't tried their pizzas or salads, though nothing really compels me to try them. If you're a student, this might be a fair enough deal to merit eating at every once in a while, but note the glob of butter they put into every pan and ask your heart if that's worth working off every day at the RSF for.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FTBUYeJB8jIIeNASyYq3dA", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fI2qYpjdHGL1ncLNxP-ydA", "text": "I like this place generally because they serve good food for the price. But I'm giving only 3 stars because I found a strand of \"hair\" in the pasta I bought today. Yes, hair. I was eating Got father's favorite when I found a fine brownish hair (1 inch long) in it today. Yuck.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CfeZQnG45ERxqqTg_7TPsA", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-FI57gCfmpao7yz0vTQPEA", "text": "Wow, considering the price and location, this place was really good. I got the chicken pesto pasta accidentally instead of the calzone but it was so yummy that I did not regret my mistake. Disgustingly packed with people but worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8ZJm645AP-pWx_rKh6OBww", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FNYTbncgegO2MN0EK7Gv5A", "text": "This place is alright.  From the selection in Berkeley, this definitely is up there as far as the Italian food goes.  But then again, \"as far as the Italian food goes\" in around campus, well that's not very far.\n\nEssentially this place sells decent Italian food that will satisfy your palate if this is indeed what you're craving.  But in my opinion, some of the dishes from this place are a bit too salty without much taste...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "c2yeIEVLgnq3PbZ3IY_CFw", "date": "2010-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FO0pxMeTgibmMEuVYTLhwQ", "text": "Cheap \"Italian\" food.  I like the bread they give with each entree.  Not much to say since I'll probably say the same as everyone else.  Just be wary of the homeless.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2H6gAvXrIwMTsXhixfKMrw", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FSy1IVmKFXmW8vF15Q15Aw", "text": "Compared to the other places in the area, this place most certainly equals good eats for college students. The portions have shrunk a little over the years, but they're still pretty generous. \n\nThe people that work there are friendly, nice, and cool. F/N/C, what else can you ask for?\n\nYou know the place is good when just thinking of their food at certain times of the week makes your mouth water, and this place certainly fits that criteria. \n\nThere are many dishes that are good and they'll let you adjust some of the ingredients to taste. Try everything, even the gnocchi and you're sure to find something to come back for... \n\nLastly, the 50 cent refill policy? Worse than 50-cent's first video game (I would assume since I never actually bothered to play it). \n\nFountain drinks for a fee, at least they have water for free.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7a0ZHoFfaIafUC7mnVHw1w", "date": "2010-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ft9_eHEOaDM4mKHRFBu1eg", "text": "I must admit that in the beginning I didn't really like this place.  But I guess it was what I ordered.  But when I got the gypsy's chicken and added broccoli that definitely changed my mind.\n\nThis is a great place for pasta and salads.  Although it gets very busy, it is definitely worth it.\n\nThe one star is gone since there are only certain things on the menu that I enjoy.\n\nI haven't had Gypsy's in a while so I have been having a strong craving for it.  YUMM!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CSvgpDZt8i_JvThh7E9Otw", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GGSKmHdQqMBPu0wK12_5UA", "text": "Three stars is not a diss; it means that this is a staple of the UC Berkeley student's diet. \n\nA cultural anomaly set in the \"Asian Food Ghetto\" on the edge of campus, Gypsy's represents one of the only few places in the greater Berkeley area that even serves cuisine by the name \"Italian.\" Truthfully, it's practically just as good as most places around the city, too. I really mean that.\n\nIt's quick, and about 7 buckaroos. Oddly, there are usually seats available because most people probably take theirs home in a huge, clear, plastic container to get down with it in the privacy and comfort of their apartments and dorm rooms. \n\nAside from the times it kind of smells like puke in here (and who knows why), let it rip. The carbonara was always my go-to dish. I recall that the garlic bread was usually variant in quality, but isn't that the nature of bread itself? What else...they're heavy on the cream and light on the tomatoes here, and a lot of dorky couples frequent the place (really?), along with jocks (duh).\n\nWhatever happens, just remember that an overdose of powdered parm can fix just about anything...when you're still twenty, you lucky kids.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PKaRDtzLIO7BznR4HmMGLw", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gheG7oYJqfnfp_oATmL1Wg", "text": "Yay! Love this place! They are open late. They accept cash and credit card. (credit cards they charge a little extra though). Their portions are huge! And their quick! Super close to Cal, so after class I would just hop on over. \n\nService:\nIt's a order and sit down place. All the guys working there pretty friendly. I never had a problem with it. \n\nFood:\nThe food is awesome for the price. \nAlfredo Fettuccine with mushroom - Loved it. The pasta was al dente, which I loved because most \"fast\" place always over cook the pasta. \nCannoli - Yummy. It fixes my sugar craving. \nCalzone - Super huge! But it's worth it! It can actually be split into two. To share or to have for lunch and dinner! Good bread:toppings ratio =)\n\nOverall:\nI would definitely recommend this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "soFo2vPCPZey3F6XP4WATA", "date": "2012-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gkHNiJS2pcQGyiSz1QRtEA", "text": "Really crowded durin meal times\n\npretty long wait for a calzone in my opinion...\n\nmaybe ill try the pasta next time because i heard that's pretty good", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GLTlHJ2Vjykq_joxqDuA4A", "text": "The line gets a bit hectic and there is limited space in there. So if you like your space then this place isn't for you. This isn't a dine in place where they come and serve you the food. It's more like a fast food joint where they call your number and you come and pick it up. So the service is like a fast food restaurant, but the quality of the food is like a dine-in restaurant.\n\nI had the crazy alfredo combo which comes with a big salad and coke. The crazy alfredo was delicious. The pasta was cooked perfectly and the sauce was abundant and flavorful. The bread that comes with it is delish too. It was the probably the cheapest Italian food I had ever purchased. All of this was less than $10! \n\n If you are on a budget, come here to make your tummy happy. \nSo basically it's cheap, great portions, and delicious! =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9pKrctXeVztVYDruheYUjg", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gpMIC0bvDk3R6r-5DokLaA", "text": "This place is always packed. It's more like a fast food pasta, order the food, find your own seat (or you can sit outside in the ally) and eat. (of course, clean up your tray when you are done). I come here every time I'm craving for pasta.\n\nPrice: 5 stars -   I always order the combo (salad, pasta and a drink for $9?? not remember but really cheap)\nTaste: ~ 4 stars - \npasta always come with garlic bread  and it's pretty tasty - 3.5 stars\nPasta is tasty...we have tried different one and none of them really fail so far - 4 stars. I personally love the meat ball with penne....add a bit chili pepper if you can eat spicy...and it just taste like penne arrabiata.. my favorite!!! \n\nThis place'; pasta tastes much better than lots of fancy Italian restaurant. If you want something quick and love pasta ....absolutely recommend.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CzFc3uPrmnZZfan54xB3YA", "date": "2011-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gSoBdg4r3TbnB2ioHaOBnw", "text": "I would come back on the late nite!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QUwn9cGTefrWSF5Qy0zhOw", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GsTRFcS6x-Z2mwunadyITQ", "text": "i love gypsy's. ever since I bought my first pollo con pesto back in 1999, i have gone to gypsy's every time i visit berkeley. it's cheap, the portions are great, and it's fast. what more could you ask for?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eP10t7Z8ftRGIz38NK0jxA", "date": "2007-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gYkKjsfT2uuV6uFwKtYyHg", "text": "Cheap, fast, convenient, and delicious enough. I had the carbonara and my friends had the pesto chicken fettuccine and the \"bronx tail\". The sauces were all heavy and creamy and the prices were great.\n\nGreat place to grab a quick bite, service is fast, and the system is quick and simple.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xlrUX_n5xsLjeW-3Uuw6Dw", "date": "2010-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h0FDWNsQG_y2spI6Tdbx7g", "text": "[edit] So I've just tried the Pesto Calzone, how oily is it you ask? Well, it is so oily, that the oil seeped through the pink take-out cardboard box AND the first 10 pages of the New Yorker that I put the box on top of. When I touched the cover of the magazine, the color went onto my finger. \n\nNow, how GOOD is it you ask? So damn good that I don't mind messing up my New Yorker, or the kitchen counter top I was eating it on :). [/edit]\n\nMaybe my review is biased because I went here for a quick pick-me-up 10 minutes after I was checked out from nearby Alta Bates for a syncope episode, but I thought the carbonara was the bomb! \n\nAnd what? Only $7 for a plate that I stretched out to 2 and a half meals? I'm a small girl and pasta fills me up FAST. Me likey.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w3iChbP_eECDwP4ar-zORA", "date": "2009-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h16rUTq4fWwfcfv-3g5X-w", "text": "Good place for students, pretty cheap with big portions. The garlic bread is rather odd. Gnocchi is just OK but the Calzones are huge AND delicious. Always crowded and the lines are somewhat long so get their early.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2008-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H-AjEmbZw8hvYO1H4k-BKg", "text": "I came to this place based SOLELY on photos, and man oh man I fell in love. Great price, fresh food, friendly staff, 50 cent refills, this is a foodie's heaven.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B6OkBwxRbL3cxDTluoMqkg", "date": "2012-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hlHOj-vVQS2N1NnDS2hEyg", "text": "Good, affordable italian food.  I've always liked the Godfather, but you better plan a workout the next morning.  Cream sauce with bacon and other good bits, heavy but good.  Calzones are good too.  It's a Berkeley staple.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "veyBYho3I1RgEcuph7rc1Q", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hOZU2DWf9jo6R95wxsXNog", "text": "Pros: Absolutely delicious food. Proper dinner portions. Variety of dishes. Meal prices are proper. \n\nCons: Promises a set price if you get a soda and salad with your meal, delivers a different price. Soda is overpriced and you have to pay for a refill. This point just annoys me because the food is decently priced, and soda costs almost nothing to the restaurant, yet they're gouging with the drink. Why? Let me have a refill. \n\n I've eaten here maybe 10 times now. The atmosphere isn't the best for a \"quiet evening\" rather it's more a socializing spot I almost always end up talking to someone.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZWcHVhW1eB2H7Pk76JGw9w", "date": "2012-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hPRDPu3EBQZQk64d0T7w6A", "text": "The food here is really cheap and huge, but other than that.... I'd tried it three times (fair enough right?), the pasta is oily, really creamy, but not much flavor at all. The side garlic bread is ok. Their calzone is much better, yet it's SUPER oily!!! once I cut it open I can see all the oil flowing out... I guess for a hungry student with a tight budget, this is the place, but I would not go there anymore...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cK_o24LjSY2P0FW9Th3Hqg", "date": "2010-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hSNMi3L07uZucX2a_5Xr_g", "text": "Came here during an MUN conference about 3 months ago. Many of my friends had pastas and said it was good. I for one had the chicken and spinach calzone. It was bomb!!! In my opinion it was a larger and more tastier Hot Pocket. lol!!!\n\nA must go!!!=)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vTbuKiHW2ToDxBI-xQfCYg", "date": "2010-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Huql0fMApt3eyFib21VH9A", "text": "I had the calzone here, which was pretty decent. Cheap, large portions, greasy... what more could a college student want?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hy6IQtqfqPM1LGwwn8YF5g", "text": "Any of their pasta is good and the garlic bread is pretty special.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R-Ikij4OwDfKuZf8TUVg5g", "date": "2009-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I3Rg4vlYxqygO-ToTnW4KA", "text": "Reasonable price with fantastic food", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_OoqIZNYetn--KSoBEq1rg", "date": "2012-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I60Plnzt4SsoWFcDfquWmg", "text": "I used to eat here occasionally simply because it was the only cheap quick place right near campus when I was sick of Thai Basil. I would have rated it \"meh\" 2 stars back then, the food is not that great its just a bunch of pasta for real cheap because pasta is cheap.\n\nThen one time I bought it and it smelt like PUKE and tasted nearly as bad. I felt sick to my stomach, showed it to my boyfriend and he agreed that it smelt like puke and tasted disgusting. I have never eaten there since and everytime I walk by I am sick to my stomach.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "bP3d8owFQT795t3Vdv2c2g", "date": "2009-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i96es7Ulp3kys5iA2dCjNQ", "text": "Wow, this place is good. Walk in, order what you want, pick it up in about 5 minutes. Eat here or take it Togo, which ever you want. It's cheap, fast, and best of all good. No matter what you order, it seems to be good!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HuKGBzwc6hoUNeakwMVEoA", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I9BVpkDvcOlvxaBHZaAolw", "text": "I can't vouch for it's authenticity, but I just know it's fantastic pasta for a great price. I've been to far more expensive places, but still find myself preferring Gypsy's pasta dishes.\n\nService is of the lunch-counter variety with order numbers being called out, which is fine by me. As chaotic as the kitchen looks, they've never messed up my order or skipped me on accident.\n\nThe only minor quibble I'd have about the place is the lighting. Seems like the food's good enough that it deserves something better than the same generic fluorescent ceiling lights that you'd find in a classroom on campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QXRsHwfnqsD80Iias0TPXg", "date": "2011-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_I9Y2Btd2Z0j9vN1zjbVUQ", "text": "I had the meatball sandwich for lunch. My first warning was no peppers/pepperoncini . How can I consume a meatball sandwich without peppers? How can a restaurant serve a meatball sandwich without peppers? They obviously aren't taking it seriously.\n\nThe bread was fine, the sauce was fine. My problem was with the meatballs. Rubbery and not meaty and not so flavorful. Too much breading and not enough ground pork or spices in the mixture. \n\nI'll go back once to try a pasta dish but I recommend that you avoid any dish with meatballs.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vkD3RLOcXKO8KyFIKqZw7A", "date": "2011-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iAvJ3sbrax7ey9-ZpF_Q5Q", "text": "On an on-going quest for great italian food in east bay, we stumbled accross this place. Since, we've been back several times with the same deliciously brilliant experience. GIANT portions at very, very reasonable prices. The calzone can easily fill two people, & I believe the cost is somewhere between $6-8 dollars. I've had a few of the pastas, all delicious and reasonable - they even come with a large slice of garlic toast. There is an alright selection of beverages as well. The staff is friendly enough, and hey - you've got the best donut place of all right next door!\n\nDrawbacks, parking in this area is difficult & they always keep the place 10 degrees colder than outside. Still, easily a 5-star, one dollar sign joint.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ep80r9sC-9soSy8nouoD9w", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IBFQuFAgJAmUnwu-S0A1CA", "text": "Foods pretty good....seriously good prices\nChicken pesto calzone ( I added mushrooms) was the size of my frikin head! It was pretty good...a little too much ricotta in ,ine though...it was splurging out of each bite\nCrazy alfredo-pretty good...\nWe both got the combos for it...add salad (which the skimped on the dressing) and drink\nService wasn't that great..I got togo but he definitely wasn't friendly at all..when I called or came in..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lpUakWhbNhYNvc_rGkLsIw", "date": "2011-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "icwc4JjWog-n4jiM10rflg", "text": "Their calzones are gigantic, food-coma inducing masses of carbs and butter and deliciousness... one of these could easily last you two-three meals.\n\nAside from the calzones I only remember getting the Bronx's Tale (I may have forgotten the name...) Yum! Overall the food is decent, though with so much butter how could you go wrong?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L6HtAnX_08ecw-OiH454pA", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ie5wHPB2p5IOpRjGo6osng", "text": "Definitely a favorite of all students here. If you're looking for delicious food and a reasonable price, come here. Just watch yourself when you head over there because there might be a long line, and it takes time to make good pasta. So be willing to wait if the situation calls for it.\nThe portions are awesome relative to the price, except the angel hair pasta dishes can be a little unsatisfying since they don't fill you up that much. \nThe alfredo pastas here is amazing. \nAnd the calzones are so big they alone can cause a food coma. \nI think the best pasta 'ive had is the godfather's favorite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_fb99OSZo4qqWwkR03wFmQ", "date": "2010-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IfDMES6YQ-Nd91d-b5_DVQ", "text": "How can you NOT give a 5 star rating for Gypsy's on Durant?!\n\nREMEMBER, this is a fast food italian \"joint\" but with great taste.  It's cheap, filling (typically take some home), and very good.  You will typically wait for about 5-10 mins for the food and many of the items on the menu are very good.\n\nI always get the Godfather and the Bronx Tale and the Calzone's are pretty darn good as well.  The only bad thing is after years of going here (pre-college through post), I cannot find a bathroom to wash my hands!  Oh, ask for an extra slice of garlic bread, it's worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M4yXC6XrcZFFnF262BV4Sg", "date": "2007-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IhTdwo7IDgbMtgUHdR6bOQ", "text": "my berkeley buddies took me there and i loved the food tremendously. i recommend eating outside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qtaPVvSXS7rp2RHbtis1oA", "date": "2008-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_iJOcU9Il6UeK704IP8C7Q", "text": "Gypsy's is definitely one of the better restaurants of Asian Ghetto, and even takes card.  I would have to give 3.5 stars for the food, but .5 extra star for the convenience of the place.  It's definitely mentioning the convenience of this place and here's why:\n\nFor any Berkeley student, Asian Ghetto is something of a social hub, it's like the go to place for after events with clubs, between classes, a pre meal to the night, or even a post meal to end the night.  \n\nThe food isn't particularly great at Asian Ghetto, ESPECIALLY if you don't have cash, youre limited to panchos, steves BBQ, mandarin garden, sushi house and the gyros place no one really goes to.  These places list above...arent too good of a choice for their respective ethnic food, (iono about the gyros place tho, since ive never been =P).  \n\nBut Gypsys serves as a save haven for those who don't have cash, which for some reason college kids dont like to carry around!  \n\nThe pasta is pretty decent and reasonably priced, but you do have to get over the fact of all the greasiness with pastas with creamier sauces.  I would recommend the Gypsy's Chicken for any first timers, it's the pretty safe dish to go. The more tomato based sauces are definitely not as heavy (less grease), if you're looking for a lighter pasta.   \n\nTheir calzones are also pretty good!  They're also pretty huge and worth the price.  These come with a good amount of cheese, and a lot of grease...but the meat to cheese ratio is a little low.  I usually go for the pesto and the sicillian.  The calzones do take a little while to cook, so one thing you can do is call in about 15 minutes ahead of time to get your order in, and it'll be about ready by the time you get there =P\n\nAnd bread fans, you can order extra garlic bread for a quarter each, I always get at least one extra one  :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QGltovR2EHaI4i93hKLZzQ", "date": "2011-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iKdE-CBvrvU_3BhNOXTHfQ", "text": "HUGE servings of fantastic, hot, flavorful pasta. Very fast service (though even so they get very crowded with undergrads at lunch time) and the cooks are willing to customize a little; if you're jonesing for a pink sauce or something, just ask.\n\nPerfect \"I had a bad morning, I'm going to indulge in some comfort food\" choice, particularly if you go a little before or after the main rush.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eWJj-Rqx3NzCoeoqNPf_LQ", "date": "2009-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IlNKZn0cZ0oYYUmaJYBxmA", "text": "Not bad for the Southside food ghetto. It's open late, and the pastas are cheap and filling.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IQhCq3FHLDYwPyCxcotcFQ", "text": "Last night a friend and I were craving for a good calzone. Since we were so hungry and we were by \"Gypsy's Trattoria Italiano\" we decided to try it. The place was so crowded and noisy we have to wait to get the a table.We asked for the calzone SICILIA for just $5.69 and the calzone COMBO for $6.29 which was yummy!. we also got the chichen piccata and it was also great it was really tasty and good seasoned. This is not a fancy place I think next time I'll call ahead for take out because it was a long waiting and for the service it's not bad but nothing exciting so my  3 stars are just for the food but definitely I'm coming back because the food it's tasty and cheap It's just a deal!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2NBnNvZRk9qeSb_P58V-Mg", "date": "2008-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iuJnjpxEdNr2UeWKZsoY5g", "text": "For years I passed by this place on my way to the stadium for practice, and for years I would drool over their calzones! I never had the guts to try one until my last year at Berkeley...let me tell you...it is DELICIOUS and A LOT of food. I wish I had gotten it earlier but I always resorted to pasta after a night out. \n\nKeep in mind this is located right at the front of the \"asian ghetto\" so it is not the cleanest, well decorated, or the most \"first\" date worthy place (unless both of you are broke college students)...Go here you won't regret it (at least I didn't).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GWQbp-VEg7vLv2Sl5h4LJw", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IWjVJM8mFGc3hodGx5COFQ", "text": "There are some times I just crave some cheap give-me-a-tummy-ache mediocre pasta, and when that happens, I come to Gypsy's. I really do like the food, though we've all had better pasta, pizza and salads, and in fact, could probably make it better. However, nothing beats warm creamy pasta and bread with a whole clove of garlic at 11 at night. Pasta and cream sauce is one of my comfort foods, so sometimes I don't want my comfort food at a fancy Italian restaurant at a fancy restaurant price. I want it cheap, late at night, and guaranteed to make my dairy intolerance act up.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7R4giBLnxNrn5nd4NgxJ6w", "date": "2008-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IztbNrUupXW2R3KRBN2sMw", "text": "Cheap, dirty Italian food that is perfect for a cash-strapped, hungry student on the go.  Compared to a \"fine-dining\" Italian restaurant, they are obviously not very good, but you get what you expect! Don't go here expecting good service or great food. My only complaint is the calzones are often cold in the center.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j1oiopervGQW1UA9Ju6PUw", "text": "Gypsy's was my favorite restaurant during undergrad....you gotta go for the cream sauces. The tortellini gorgonzola is *****!! I got other things that were good but once I got that I stopped getting other things. Good gnocchi and calzones. It's cheap, fast, easy to sneak free fountain soda in the water cups, and the semi-cranky guy who I can only assume is the owner has been there every single time I've gone. It's no hot date spot but if you're sick of dorm food it's a lifesaver. I'd suggest avoiding ordering food to go because I did once and my hot pasta melted right through the plastic box.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y7pLmgHdAjKtWkQblS3tqA", "date": "2006-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j40a5pun0B0UBAcHryxLXA", "text": "These guys are rude. I will never eat here. I was in the middle of ordering over the phone. At the end I changed the first thing I ordered  and the guy got attitude with me telling me it was already being made. Well now my already being made food will sit there cause I ordered from somewhere else. Learn some manners.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-0u_vF96wbhG393mrVWH7g", "date": "2011-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "javaKYPi8RRxeykycEIDgw", "text": "So. I really come here for one thing. And one thing only.\nThe godfather's favorite.\n\nThere is nothing that needs to be said about it. And when you try it, you'll understand why.\n\nOnce I got a combo calzone. I was also speechless.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OgdW8bPyRMAbqzGj71p6eg", "date": "2011-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jb6abDArIU8Snkq90eUqQw", "text": "Been coming here forever. besides the God Fathers Favorite, and the Gypsy Chicken the best thing on the menu at the moment is the Caesar Chicken salad with Jumbo shrimp added. Its the best healthy plate they have in my book. \n\nBe smart and call it in before you head there so you don't have to wait forever", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DJPyN_3mDSIGU4zFF27RWg", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J-BQQDxGV1I224jThUDmkA", "text": "I've heard a lot of this place even before I went to Cal. I've never been able to go until tonight and boy was I definitely glad that I had Gypsy's instead of Cal's Late Night. \n\nI got chicken with pesto; it was fantastic except for the oil -- there was a lot of it. In the box, it greased up the bag and some of the napkins. Despite that, it was still pretty good though. I don't see myself eating there because it's really awkward. You have people with their iPods with a book in front of them (it is Cal after all), people begging for money and staring at you enviously (again it's Berkeley), and you're all cramped up against other people. You should definitely come here (and get it to go) for a late night Italian craving; it's awesome when everything is under $7 not counting the tax.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2008-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jCUJAdfYxlXarb0D_XrN8g", "text": "Good price and Food Taste great.\n\nPasta and Calzone was tasteful. Good menu list.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IpEBJtEXwFeyg_53SMoR1Q", "date": "2012-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JdRHt6l8c6Qb9jcO02mQ2A", "text": "All I have to say here is Lemon Chicken Salad and Lasagne.  You can finish your meal off with a Honey Dew bubble tea at the chinese restaurant 2 doors down.\r\n\r\nCheap and good. \r\n\r\nIf you're on Telegraph and Durant.\r\n\r\n\r\nThen go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "clFehAg0EJkBuTuOb5exKw", "date": "2005-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jEQxLEifAPoAWVgqyq3pCg", "text": "I love this place! Best gnocchi in town!! They also give you amazing bread with real roasted garlic on it...so good! They say they only take cash but they have a debit machine I have used it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6DES9J0fLnnUYK_-SS22uw", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jFHLmE5S3PJYca2_3kU5cw", "text": "OMG!!!!! The pesto calzone was so huge I shared it with a friend but so delicious I wish I had been selfish and ate the whole thing. The calzones are like football size or bigger (no joke) perfect amount of pesto and cheese.\n\nthe ambiance was cute and quiet. great place to go with friends or family. Im deffinately taking my BF there for a calzone. He will have a foodgasm for sure. The calzone was about $6 and was ENORMOUS!!!! \n\nI want one right now!!!\n\nand the server dudes were pretty awesome!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F4jy8qmzbVZQHEsApC0Vlg", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JH1d4gF_-4YA2K0V4ypVFA", "text": "Cheap Italian food that comes out quickly. My friend suggested the restaurant as a good place to eat lunch. I ordered the seafood pasta in a marinara sauce. Eh, the seafood was overcooked. The marina sauce overpowered the pasta. \n\nI didn't like the food too much. However if you need to get away from dining common grub, then you can come here to eat. I like how the portions are generous, plus you get a piece of garlic bread!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_H1VvAk65d2z-2-XuLHkmw", "date": "2007-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jIhzSVtZW3-H9PqUgX_YeA", "text": "Excellent place for a tasty platter at great price.  I am a huge fan of their calzones, and i love their pasta dishes.  You can ask for almost anything on your calzone or pasta.  I usually get the pollo calzone and add pineapple, and when I get a pasta dish I add eggplant.  What makes this place so great is how inexpensive it is.  6-8 bucks for a great plate of food that will leave you satisfied.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C4fTMrWQ44xw5-_eJJeNuw", "date": "2010-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JjLc2fyQPNQK1BI0ACqVSQ", "text": "When you're in the mood for greasy, filling Italian food, Gypsy's doesn't disappoint! \n\nI love their Carbonara! But it's super cheesy/heavy, so go there with an appetite! And their pizzas are yummy as well! (But take longer due to the bake time) \nThey also have good standard salads if you don't feel like overloading on carbs/cream, but they give you a lot of dressing. I personally am not a huge fan of the calzones. The huge size is definitely impressive (but keep in mind a lot of it's air), and they're fun to eat, but taste-wise I wasn't that impressed.\n\nConveniently located, and the price point is perfect for college students!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jKjV18vuXb_Llm5UWhIb1Q", "text": "I think that maybe the most popular off-campus eatery (at least off of Telegraph) deserves an honest write-up, and I have to say that Gypsy's is probably so well-regarded because of the lack of accessible Italian food in the area, and not because the food is really that good (as far as Italian food goes, at least). Gypsy's is surrounded by hot dogs & hamburgers, mediocre Mexican, and terrible Chinese & Southeast Asian places. \n\nWaking up every day knowing you are going to eat in a dining common two or three times before you go to sleep that night is a frightening prospect, and I can see why people flock to Gypsy's. It's cheap, the portions are huge, and it's really pretty satisfying. But really, it is pretty half-assed as far as Italian goes. The pasta is often greasy and usually cooked way beyond al dente (they have it pre-cooked in a plastic container and they throw it back in the water when you order it), and the pizza isn't much better than delivery. Still, given your options as a student, Gypsy's is a good choice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "t5ZmlBhAh06hVKhOPP696Q", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jknae-87za9HzHDh5P4VzQ", "text": "5 stars, why?  Simple.  It's open late, it's cheap and their pasta is a little better than above average.  The food isn't exactly 5 star quality, but for the price you pay, it certainly is.  It's a great alternative to the \"food\" they serve in the dorms.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3hCQlWcLCrlAYhA1Bk7oiA", "date": "2005-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JL94AIa992bxdpNxMFTIOw", "text": "Gypsy's is one of the reasons why I miss Berkeley so much.  Where else can you find pasta this good for this cheap?  Sometimes when I'm daydreaming at work my mouth starts to drool because I start thinking about the godfather's special.  Then my heart starts racing because it gets scared when it hears I want the godfather's.  Yes, they do in fact toss in at least half a stick of butter for every dish, I've seen them do it...but, if you're eating here, you (most likely) still have a metabolism that can fend off this minor inconvenience.  Do yourself a favor and eat here as often as possible because I guarantee that you will miss it when you finally have to grow up and leave Berk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QT3BhqWkjOPzOjw9MiYU1A", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JnKlkiGf1ZtZTU_NY8Y_6Q", "text": "I consider this the best pasta place in Berkeley.  It is close to the UC campus and can get quite crowded but their food has never disappointed me.  My usual is fettuccini alfredo which comes with mushrooms and sometimes I'll add some meatballs which come chopped up as well.  Every pasta dish comes with bread with real cloves of roasted garlic which is yummy.  Their calzones are huge (so huge that when you get it to go they have to put it in one of those pink boxes that are made for a dozen donuts).  I've only tried their pizza once and it was good but I prefer their pasta or calzones.  They also make your order quickly so that the most I've waited was about 15 minutes when the line was nearly out the door.  Parking in the area can be sparse but so is the case for pretty much everywhere in Berkeley.  The prices aren't too bad either since their main target are college kids ($7-12 if my memory is correct).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lvn7EyGEXMSMBE0vCvDwWA", "date": "2009-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jPhg2HhZ7rGL-6An9pVAZw", "text": "I've been coming to this place since for roughly 11 years. I haven't been back in probably 2-3, but decided on a whim tonight to get the best $6 pasta in the bay area. Guy still remembered me and joked about how he will be there for the rest of his life. \n\nIf you've been here before you know what it is; You're sad when they're out of bread, and you've tried something from every corner of the menu. If you haven't been here before, feel free and try something off every corner of the menu. Hella sure I saw Opio from Souls of Mischief tonight too (and you know he did it right and got a donut across the way while waiting for his pasta [see my review of Kingpin for more info]). Five stars for cheap, delicious Italian food. Because cheap, delicious, and Italian are not words that are juxtaposed often enough.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DoJmgJFykNzSYI4z-Y54jg", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jqW0v0_L64Z8v8Fg3jICNA", "text": "We come here for the delicious Fruiti de Mari (seafood pasta with shrimp, mussel, clams and calamari).  Big portions for a small price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eYkHG6M6911daFN4rDLvEQ", "date": "2008-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jUyN0h2U5u8O1nxcYGVVXA", "text": "The food here is amazing. If I am in Berkley I try to come here for lunch. \n\nIt is the only place where you can get Italian food at a cheap price. Not to mention it tastes great.\n\nThe fettuccine pesto is amazing. A must try.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oltge99LLoetl-lYIAPaLw", "date": "2012-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jV4dYL48eg2YdhLAkGdqGQ", "text": "If you like large quantities of butter, you'll love Gypsy's! There is at least one whole stick of butter in each creamy sauce dish. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw them preparing their alfredo or gnocchi. Top it off with the heavy cream itself and you have the perfect recipe for feeling like crap for the remainder of the day. I was curious about their salads so I ordered a chicken caesar salad only to watch them warm up the chicken with half a stick of butter too! I wouldn't be surprised if they made their own dressing with...can you guess? BUTTER. Sure, everyone says their food is delicious, which it is. But as long as you don't think about what you're eating, you'll have a great experience. I recommend their calzones. While they take a little extra time, it's definitely worth the wait.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JxbCMXDfGFoD_1l7PtAftw", "text": "best italian you can get for the price and the portions are very filling. i usually dont try anything new but when i do im always satified.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hJT6NfPyRtBQTiQG5ODgwg", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jXbCQCEJwS2vQOb_tO4UOw", "text": "This is an awesome hole in the wall spot perfect for students as far as pricing. The food is great; from pasta dishes to pizza or even your salad, you will get nothing but the best tasting , greasy food here.My favorite dish is the Chicken Gnoccho. With alfredo sauce, chicken and gnoccho pasta, it also comes with a side of french bread and garlic. If you're looking to sit down for a quick bite to eat this is the place. It also is conveniently located near telegraph ave so you can soak up your surroundings right after you eat. Only turn off is  that it looks like a fastfood joint.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nPlV4Bq7qwkq-tTXT3daSA", "date": "2009-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jXn7Xlrs8mK1qKctsrDvhQ", "text": "Um... what? I always prided myself on being a cheap date, because I could eat anything and it'll all taste the same to me. That is, until I came here.\n\nI REALLY don't know why there's so much hype for this place. Maybe because it was cheap ($7.50?) Two stars for the cheap price.\n\nI had the Chicken Gnocchi. Hard and dry - I had to dip it into the sauce to eat it, which I'm sure was store-bought. The pasta, unlike the pasta that I had from an earlier Italian restaurant in SFO, was too thick and starchy. The bread had some weird garlic paste on it that left an unpleasant aftertaste in my mouth. My friend ordered the spaghetti and meatballs - she was better than me. She at least finished the pasta, but said that the meatballs tasted weird and weren't even warm enough. \n\nDid we just have an unpleasant experience? Maybe. Maybe I just need to try it once more, but as for now... Gypsy's Trattoria ItaliaNO.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "P6w7dWa9nwzzEeHg70mqfA", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JXUdzCW1eo6lW7ovHM8tVw", "text": "After graduation, Gypsy's pasta is what I missed most in Berkeley. And this statement is also true to many of my friends, so we decided to go and had lunch there. It was so comforting and nostalgic.\n\nLike many good eats in Berkeley,  it is cheap. You could see the kitchen and see how they prepared it. They put wine in the sauce, and probably that's why their food smelled so good. I ordered Chicken Gnocchi, which was the best gnocchi I've ever had. Not a lot of people like gnocchi, but it is my favorite dish there. They also have a pasta in red sauce, with salmon and capers. That is my other favorite. Oh yes, their roasted garlic toast that comes with every dish.\n\nI love restaurant that you can just pick any thing off the menu randomly and they still came out delicious. That is exactly what Gypsy's is. I am missing it already.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kfyuweJkT9CMXSjZq0uHcg", "date": "2009-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jz58b0NsCZwOhHFyYiBSUw", "text": "The food is definitely heavy and unhealthy, but very delicious. The restaurant gives you a very generous amount of food, and you always leave full and happy. The price is also very, very good for the amount of tasty food that they give you. I always try to go to Gypsy's when I'm in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IWblxFIwuot8zjH4DKHJZg", "date": "2010-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kaz_3NTFaQlFWGFPfs5xeA", "text": "Love the 2 dollar side salad that comes with a dish! Not a fantastic salad, but pretty big and filling especially if you're sharing the dish with a friend. \n\nAnything not tomato-based is done strictly Paula Deen style:  all butter all the time. Chicken parmesean is pretty good, the chicken tends to get a little soggy though because it's absolutely covered with melted cheese. \n\nAgain, if you're going to get the calzone, which I highly recommend, but don't want to wait around awkwardly standing next to the drink machine, just call ahead and pick it up. Chances are you'll wait around a few minutes anyway.\n\nExtra star for convenience sake! \n\nIf you're in the Asian Ghetto, this is a pretty safe bet. Avoid it during peak dinner/lunch hours as the line can get pretty fatty.\n\nI wonder how many hours the owner works there, I see him everytime in his knitted sweater and glasses despite how stuffy and hot it gets in the back kitchen. The man must have no sweat glands.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2009-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kBJ2Y_8yTupNR1LRqPi3Ig", "text": "Love their specials. Accepts credit.\n\nLarge portions, served with bread and garlic. Don't order when it's busy--long wait and the quality of the food could be bad (not flavorful and overcooked pasta).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C3aWYjdI3xZIaFOuswnu6A", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kMtNIFtF0s-aVgajYzLTyA", "text": "Get the godfather's favorite, it's good.  A bunch of goodies packed into a togo plastic package.  It's different in a good way.  Apparently recommended by many Berkeley students.  It's hard to explain besides that it's loaded with fatty goodness, a variety of meats and italian bacon?, and a big piece of garlic bread.  If you're on a diet, I'd probably stay away from this one, cause you'll probably get hooked.  It's a little on the oily side too, as expected.\n\nFunny thing was that the cashier asked if we wanted more bread.  Lol?  Free shit?  Hell yea we'll take some.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XnWTpZeb0atyolIc5-XRUw", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kScXZHQ5SkIQVFMl5bAiZQ", "text": "This is THE BEST italian takeout place in the bay. I love the Calzones, but the Gypsy's Chicken and the Linguine Clams are my favorites. They're also really cheap AND open late. So what more could you ask for? If you're in Berkeley, do NOT miss out on this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q2yKs8PLIw5ElK03hcu-1Q", "date": "2010-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kt4WTdDzTu1H0fq8lpN0HQ", "text": "Mmm...cheap pasta.  \nTimes are hard.  Gypsy's answered the call.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hXzBL4VJefuuoY1FpPrPOg", "date": "2009-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KVaDzb3fIqNGEIbuF9Em5Q", "text": "Really great Italian food served!  Can't wait to try more new dishes but the classics always hit home for me at a good price.  If you haven't been to Gypsy's and go to Cal, GO!   After reading this and the list of usuals, go to Gypsy's...It is good for your soul. :))  \n\nUsuals:\n\n~ Pollo con Pesto\n~ Lemon Chicken Salad w/ Italian Dressing\n~ Linguini with Clams and red sauce. (they also have white sauce, too)\n~ Gnocchi with gorgonzola sauce and chicken (my bf's usual but I always nibble on his first, then my plate. haha)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nL5SokOlX6l--DMNMhCXXA", "date": "2010-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kYcO7PioruEo6_XwPMqDSg", "text": "the best place in Berkeley period.\nI could not have survived in berkeley without this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_qBXqfOCizU807CzmwLspQ", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lBZQHa-pCOIeBzlQziLZYw", "text": "I would strangle the last of endangered pandas to eat Gypsy's food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DYInfE3MessAFefXkNpEJQ", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lc8hZq8SJ-rhagUqGnqryg", "text": "LOVE the Gypsy's Chicken, along with their side of garlic bread. Their other plates are yummy too.\n\n\n\nAll I gotta say is BOMB.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2nooGa40EbI0Qjdiy8fPCw", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ldmS5uIaF4ks_xvpNQRCbQ", "text": "One word: CALZONE\n\nI love getting the Sicilia Calzone when I go to Gypsy's. Not only is it the biggest Calzone I have ever seen, but it is quite tasty (I can finish one in about 5-ish minutes...). Not to mention, if you get it to go, everyone will think you are carrying a dozen donuts or a cake, since they come in those boxes!\n\nTheir dishes are cheap compared to many other Italian food places around the area, and you get good portions for the price. They also accept credit cards and have good priced combos. I've had some of their other plates like lasagna and fettucine alfredo, and they are quite delicious and rich if you like that taste.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xiBGreimmO1XYqznZIwv1w", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lfVsFOl5Yf5LXerr6H3UaQ", "text": "The portions for the pasta here is pretty good. Got one of their alfredo sauce pastas and it was wayy too much sauce. Actually made me sick after eating a few bites.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WEIW0YTxSCess1ZFsoT8Bw", "date": "2012-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lgtewTROuawe2Nd8mbs72g", "text": "This place deserves a 5 star.  If you don't give it a 5 star, you sir (maam) are a food snob.  Is that possible?  As I have been told and repeatedly reminded by my family that I am the food snob!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5Wj4U52P2omE1BCa2lrzCw", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LLjKabaqOjXT51fobF_ovA", "text": "Fettucini Alfredo is soooooooo grub!  Words cant even describe.  Hella good, cheap eats.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AfkB4PPyMD6RUb3FgPIQ3Q", "date": "2007-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LrjbBTu8o8_eAulafinb_w", "text": "Sure, they can cook pasta.  Yet what use is pasta when the pasta sauce is thin and wrong?  I've never had a pasta sauce here that felt like it did what it was meant to do.  And the garlic tastes merely like toasted bread, nothing more.  I never understood why this joint was usually filled until I realized that at the time it was the only Italian restaurant anywhere near campus.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lRTTzjV9AzCxDtuN89_nog", "text": "Cheap plates & generous portions! \nThe combination calzones & fruti di mari was delicious! \nGreat flavors, plenty of seafood in the fruti di mari for $8!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EVBa6sZYko59EtnJd6hwjw", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LSzDfdViwoftHrjKUmKfRA", "text": "The only reason people eat here is because there are no good, cheap pasta options nearby.  If you are a lazy, broke, college student craving pasta, then maybe go here; otherwise, definitely skip it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "tMd6_y7L2FJc0UEwCNd9lQ", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M0ZulnUHjtTAhR9__n7YtQ", "text": "PESTO CALZONE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!! \nI haven't had any other item here, but based on the pesto calzone 5 stars!!!!! It's that flippin good!!!!!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MrOlzfCswFivNJ9z_3eS-w", "date": "2008-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M4Zn-o3NmwCCuVaSLEYRWw", "text": "A good number of people I talk to think that eating at the Asian Ghetto is, let's say, undesirable, to put it nicely.  But I don't know what they are talking about.  Gypsy's is a great place to eat, and one that I frequent when going to the Asian Ghetto, or whenever I'm in Berkeley now that I've graduated.  It's a pretty good price - could get lunch or dinner cheaper at some places, but I think it's pretty good amount for the price.  I recommend one of the calzone, one of the sandwiches, or the GodFather's Favorite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BpW06rxRwr5UWtM1w0j7Rg", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ma-7lq8yGQxiJVUg2x8QKg", "text": "The Honest Truth:\nQuantities are good.  Calzones are pretty big! Godfather's favorite is my favorite.  it's a little on the heavier side (lots of cream and butter).  One of the few places that accepts credit card (slightly more expensive).  Good to cater as well.  Solid Asian ghetto option.\n\nThe Details:\nThis was the first place that I ate at in Berkeley and it was delicious.  Part of the deliciousness was due to the allure of coming to Berkeley, but in my four years here, it is still a good go to option in the Asian ghetto area.  Whenever I have a friend or new freshman that is coming to Berkeley, I will take them here and they always seem to like it.  Most of their food is pretty good.  I'm usually full and satisfied after eating it.  Their dishes tend to be really heavy so eat it while its hot or else it'll solidify and become unappetizing.  When I'm hungry, I get the calzones.  They're BIG although they seem to have gotten a little smaller in the past couple years.  But I've never been hungry after eating one of those.  Service is usually pretty fast, although the calzones can take a little longer.  A couple times, I've also catered from here for club banquets.  The prices are reasonable and its worked out well every time (plenty of leftovers).  Gypsy's is a staple of Berkeley and its continued to keep up its quality for the most part over my four years here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "McEoBj77cwZ7PewV28EosA", "text": "When I used to live in Berkeley I would eat here at least once a week. I love pastas! They have unique dishes as well as traditional ones. Their prices are great. You can get a delicious pasta for less than seven dollars. You will not find that somewhere else. I recommend to try all their menu. I haven't had a dish I did not like. Now that I left Berkeley I still go back and have gypsy's if i'm the mood for Italian. It is a small restaurant so sometimes it gets packed and you may have trouble finding seating. But it's worth it because their dishes are tasty!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mpMpZdwIVSTxRVXXmhN6pg", "date": "2012-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "McRgehYQIh-uC3tb1swKSg", "text": "Not really a fan of Gypsy's. I find that their pastas are usually over cooked and the sauces aren't that tasty. I've personally made some better Italian dishes in my own home.\n\nOn top of that, pizza is pizza and this is something Gypsy's doesn't do well. If you're going to use the excuse that its a quick place for college kids to eat, then you could easily head down the block and be smack dab in the middle of two other pizza places where you can grab a slice that tastes better for much cheaper.\n\nIf you're looking for a quick, cheap meal that doesn't excite your taste buds, then sure, Gypsy's is for you. Then again, why do that when for an extra couple bucks you could get a much better Italian meal at your local Olive Garden? Catch my drift?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "md4qO5vIumPK9IV5o1gj4w", "text": "This is...hands down...the greatest restaurant ever.  I graduated from Cal a year ago and I still think about this place on almost a daily basis.\n\nAnyone giving this place a lower rating than a 5 should be taken out back (of where, I don't know) and shot.\n\nEverything is good, but the Godfather's Favorite is other-worldly!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A3-X_jDU54DOMOsw1FuqDw", "date": "2008-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MDm626oWqOBVdFRxgh-k8Q", "text": "so good! their alfredo was amazing!\nthey give great amount, and it doesn't take too long for them to cook the food. \nit's self service.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9-_0wu4cZXAZ5tI3-C0cJA", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mJzROsjd6s4RHkkWNbhltQ", "text": "Gypsy's... The only reason why I like this place is because its pretty cheap and Borat is a big fan of gypsies. I guess it's cool because you can get a pasta, drink, and a salad for $8. However, this stuff is heavy and it makes you feel heavy. I usually eat whatever and would be able to go to the gym and play just fine... But if I'm going to eat Gypsy's, I very much expect my day to end with Gypsy's. (With some time on the toilet)\n\nThe food is just like any other pasta except covered in cancer and death and these cheap-os don't even offer free refills. So that can definitely ruin the restaurant experience. But if you want to eat Gypsy's just so you can appreciate Milanese Caffe go and give this an eat. Then be prepared to walk a couple extra blocks to eat even more delicious pasta.\n\nCalzones pretty fun, cool, and big. Eat it!\n\nthe Great,\nGumZ", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ViAczEMmp3WQDxX0z6TwKA", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M_K0F1L3CvplE7PhK2y8rQ", "text": "Cheap, and REALLY good Frutti di Mare. The calzone and some pesto dish my friends got didn't seem that great though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2007-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mKngo9Lv2aEOXZ9I2kfzXw", "text": "I have a love/hate relationship with Gypsy's. I have yet to find a pasta dish I am crazy about. And I love Italian food. But I am also picky.. you can ask my friends.. they think I am an alien. I dislike Alfredo and pesto sauces so it isn't their fault at all. I blame my mother and her crappy cooking from the packet for that. Sorry Mum. The calzones are really good or crappy depending on the day. I've had ones where I ate it all in one serving just wanting more because it was so good, and others where it was super runny and messy and non-edible. But for the price and the hours.. I would definitely suggest Gypsy's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YF-VFc2G0Gn6mN5G5kWyIw", "date": "2008-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MSNQnbhS_CX0Ur1cxgkPDw", "text": "Cheap, decent and quick, not much more you can ask for at college and that price. I usually got the spaghetti with a side of garlic bread, the portions are pretty large, I don't remember finishing up except once or twice, definitely one of the better places in the Asian Ghetto, my other favorite is Thai Basil.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aI3LwKWW__SyNnDiMc-cFw", "date": "2010-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MW5lZg2OkyTiew-rr15FyA", "text": "The food here is surprisingly good. You can't tell by the way it looks, and the long line just might indicate that college students can't afford to eat anything else, but that's not the case.\n\nLarge portions, and really good tasting pasta. I've had like 4 different dishes, and they were all really good. Add to that the low price of about $6 - $8 for a plate, (which beats paying $17 - $19 at some trendy little Italian place), and it makes this place a winner", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QM4w8DmCiMYIst1_PpKoiA", "date": "2009-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m__zJ0KT_tEpwJsyYaPYzg", "text": "Some of the best Italiano food I have ever eaten moto bene", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QRTdE3G7u9wS5jTHR9bc1g", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NAjVkzL6uVtgLZP9U5nELQ", "text": "Gypsy's gets 3 stars for me because everything that I used to order, I coulda make at home but I was to lazy to do so. The prices however, are good to me... I've never left paying over 7 dollars, unless I was treating. It does get ridiculously crowded at certain times though.\n\nNOTE... if Berkeley is having a home track meet or a meet in the area, you will see ALL of the track athletes there filling up on those cheap carbs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nszAoOPMwku3iVc56A-58g", "date": "2007-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "naXPBpYn5gkdLj-Irm4nRw", "text": "Not a bad place for lunch. Came here and got the chicken option. They give you plenty of food for the price, and its pretty fast. If you want to sit inside, the seating will be limited, as many individuals take up 4 seats by themselves.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nDKK8YmIIxPWNXn9kghc9w", "text": "1 word. calzone. \n\nI don't like their cream-based pasta sauces (which is about half their menu) where the pasta is stuck together with glops of cream, butter, and cheese, and I don't think much about their seafood dishes. I do, however, love their calzones (as big as a small child). The crust is chewy and slightly sweet, the filling (i usually get chicken) is plentiful and tasty - lots of cheese, meat, sauce, and onions. It takes 15-20 minutes to bake, so I call ahead as I'm heading over there and the golden-brown, shiny-topped calzone is ready for me when I arrive. I can't help but sigh with pleasure whenever I crack into my calzone - gooey mozzarella, warm tomato sauce....hmm... Did I mention it will easily feed 2 people and cost under $6? \n\ntheir chicken masala is pretty good as well, and my friend is in love with the chicken piccata. I've heard good things about their pizza as well, so maybe next time I'll get that....or not - the calzone will always be calling.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CbUhvPbDTgNbN0CxKrcLPw", "date": "2007-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nfgthq_ptRpQPyxECZr2ig", "text": "Great place to come if you're drunk, hungover, or depressed about schoolwork and want to kill yourself with cheese. Standard Berkeley campus fare: cheap, fast, HUGE, and satisfying.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2aUyAi0HLA8g2XVSuOZ5-A", "date": "2010-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nkQiFcG35BzGBFFknUyS6w", "text": "From the outside Gypsy's never appealed to me, but I went one day for a work thing. We were a large party, but they were really fast in gettin gour food out to us. I'm not a fan of the whole line-up-to-order-then-go-pick-up-your-food scene, but a lot of places near UCB are like that, so whatcha gonna do?\nThe chicken gnocchi is okay. I usually have to trek over to Giovanni's for some, but the dish at Gypsy's is not bad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "er3ZWQRgxooaxtpwyPGPaQ", "date": "2008-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nnRIa3ZOmSdtUMEEAkk1-w", "text": "Italian food on campus! Tastes so good! And great prices! ; ))  the only bad thing: sometimes the guy who rings me up has an attitude.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4U-ebVXOz369oQF7Z7V55w", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_nQuI2Jop1V-Fet3up2GeQ", "text": "I was really debating whether or not to eat here but I'm glad I did.  Ended up ordering a godfather's special with a salad and beverage.  For just over 8 bucks it's a deal I can't really complain about.  The pasta was great, although I didn't find the portion size to be as big as everyone says it is.  The caesar salad complimented the pasta very well.  I think I'll try one of their pizzas next time!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nw-iDKnUOjgKTFNGM0Sy2A", "text": "Great menu with a wide variety of foods. Their calzones look humongous but it's mainly air inside - not that that's a bad thing. It's still more than enough to fill you. Most of their dishes are pretty heavy and filling. Their garlic bread is great because they actually give you real garlic to spread. It somehow feels more authentic. I've tried and liked their spaghetti with meatballs and lasagna. LOVE lasagna. their salad is ok but why buy salad when there are so many other things to get! Prices are cheap, considering the portions are so large and the taste is great. Although it seems like it would be hard to get seating, the workers clean tables amazingly fast. I like their large glasses for water because you don't have to get up and refill them too often. It's kind of awkward to stand around waiting for your order because it's pretty cramped but what else can you do.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rVA85dMsTw7B6v2opDuMuQ", "date": "2007-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nZREe_rXQmMBQHsZ5AFK5A", "text": "I've been here a few times over the past... 10 years. hahahah jk, maybe like 5-6 years.\ni only get the pasta... and most of the time its been quick, easy and affordable. The last time i went, I had the God Father's Favorite... OH EM GEE. pancetta... drooooooool. it was very yummy.. very high in calorie and fat lol and probably sodium! but it's not something you should have every single day anyways.\n\nIt's a pretty simple process. You go to the front to order, grab a table and claim your territory, then grab your food when your number is called, then DIG IN! \n\nThe dishes range from  7~10 bucks. The portions are generous. It's made to order. there are alot of varieties.\n\nyou can get a \"combo deal\" which means adding soda and salad. It's not too bad of a deal if you want to get your veggie fix and carbonation rush. lol\n\nIt's usually pretty packed here, but it looked like most people got food to go.\n\nOnly thing I hate is the parking, it's crazy trying to find it around this area!! takes foreverrrr!!\nAlso, i think they charge you like 50 cents when you use your credit/debit card.. so bring cash!!\n\nOverall, this is my go to alternative is I just don't feel like having Pasta Bene...I will be back Gypsy!! =]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ySsVSX1OFyJTs_8msTOPmQ", "date": "2012-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O-2jr3Q9hdQ8PoLLnH9LfQ", "text": "The food is really greasy but if you're looking for a carb bomb this is the place to go. The service is relatively quick and it is the only place to get Italian food on telegraph.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BPPYifa2fhP42_HjRkKLlg", "date": "2011-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o7QtwKZY82UOzeb72XyeTw", "text": "I love Italian food. I love cheap, good tasting Italian food. Hence, I LOVE GYPSY'S. Honestly, italian places are not cheap. They're always higher end sit ins, and it doesn't taste all that great. Gypsy's does it right. Generous portions for a cheap price!!!!\n\nThe Crazy alfredo is awesome. Chicken, sausage, red bell peppers in a cream sauce?\n\nAnd their calzones?!! It's as big as the big girl's face who's eating one next to me. It's HUGE! Nice, warm, crispy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside bread, loaded with melted cheese, and tomato sauce?! \n\nBOOM BAM.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EWWuPrlxCcpxk6Oy3kXy9w", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O8V2EieOl2Dx2z3a854xKg", "text": "Definately college-oriented. I'll write a quick review her and mention that the Calzones, which I used to love and which many reviewers rave about, are much much smaller now and the same 7 bucks. I had it for lunch earlier and vowed not to order that again. In contrast, their meatball sandwich is still big, filling, and fattening.\n\nRIP large Calzone.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ETMiA-ZzeXQvuPmAUKvF1w", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ocQMDN0XDjn_rXPSrxe0bw", "text": "This is a cozy little Italian place near the UC Berkeley campus. I've heard much hype about here while I visited Berkeley so I made sure to eat here for lunch before I left. Their menu had some pretty standard pastas, but they were well known for their football sized calzones. My friends said the calzones were pretty good, but I was in the mood for pasta instead. I ordered the special of the day, which was tomato cream pasta with scallops and shrimp.\n\nThe workers there were very nice and polite while I figured out what to order. Food came out pretty quickly, which was a plus. When I dug in though, I found that the pasta's shrimp and scallops were rubbery and tough :( I was quite sad because... they were supposed to be the highlight of the dish! But I could barely even chew the scallops let alone swallow it. Sadly, the shrimps were the same and I had to leave them behind in the plate. The pasta itself was very filling and well seasoned. It's just such a pity that the scallops and shrimp were too tough to eat.\n\nBut having a cheap Italian restaurant near campus means a cheap and filling lunch at your disposal! Cal kids, you are lucky.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NWvKTEDyR1BIBlTw1uy8Lw", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OCsNN-lIXtJOyLlS4cgpJA", "text": "yeah, Gypsy's pasta is better than Pasta Pomodoro, Macaroni Grill, and other so-called pasta places. \n\nso many good choices, and so many of them are SO GOOD\nas much as i love Pasta Pomodoro, i think most of the things on their menu sucks. but at Gypsy's, i am rarely disapointed with their creations. and their the specials always kick-butt. \n\ntheir quality is worth way more than they are charging. \n\nthe only thing i did not like was the fruiti de mare--even though it was packed with seafood, as it should, every time i (or friends) try it, the sauce is watery. (maybe because of the way they cook the seafood? i dunno...)\n\none warning, you will not like Gypsy's pizzas/calzones or the cream/white sauces if you do not like cheese\ncheese is greasy, and they are not skimpy on the cheese\nthus, Gypsy's food would be greasy (duh!)\n\nhope to see u in the Asian Getto!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BS7ZJsq6OnpOgp2ReiUoyA", "date": "2006-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ocYagBnR6fh7SJIpGZBudQ", "text": "A college student's dream dining spot....yeah the cashier could be a bit friendlier and there is a short wait, but the prices and consistent quality make up for it...where else can you get a $2 salad, $6 pasta dish and bubble tea next door if you still have room afterwards?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LUxRNzH6wg1pMRu1yZp6Kw", "date": "2008-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oJreud_ikJhVVfoGaoo3Zw", "text": "Along with La Burrita and IB's, gypsy's completes the holy trinity of Durant Avenue inexpensive student eating. For the price point, Gypsy's cannot be beat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IEf-45Hj56fWd3slUc3tGQ", "date": "2007-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OKCNWfqMeYMxL0FI29ucfQ", "text": "Get the gypsy's chicken. Get the gypsy's chicken. Get the gypsy's chicken. \n\nI'm totally biased on my review as I was once a berkeley student, but I'm assuming most of the readers for this restaurant are, so why not? The gypsy's chicken...is...special. Creamy and fatty? Yes. Guaranteed to put you well on your way to the dreaded freshman fifteen? OH yeah! (follow it up with a milk tea from sweetheart's right next door and you're already ahead of the pack)  Not for everyone but eventually will be if you eat it enough? Hell yes. \n\nThat creamy, succulent taste...I definitely would not review it now since I graduated over 3 years ago.... had it not been for the fact that I was recently able to visit again...and experience another penne of heaven. I was seriously tempted to buy another and take it back home to our hotel in SF. \n\nObjectively though, the garlic bread is made with real garlic roasted on top, the food is fatty and delicious, and the gypsy's chicken isn't for everyone (esp the health conscious).  I don't like how they have an obnoxious sign in front of their soda fountain that says \"Refills 50 cents\" in sharpee...talk about being cheap! (at least get a typed sign) I don't believe I have ever gotten any kind of drink there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7gA_OminFR1-xJ8GI0eRHg", "date": "2008-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "onUCNp-WFbVP2fi9Cfiiyg", "text": "everytime i come here i leave very full. even though it's in something we call \"asian ghetto\", the food is pretty good. the pasta is always smothered in pasta sauce (which i personally like) and the serving size is just enough. the place is cute and the service is good too. the garlic bread, however, is sometimes sketchy because it's just a piece of brown garlic smacked on top of bread. i've only had chicken and seafood (shrimp and clam). shrimp and clam are good but the chicken, i wouldn't get again (personally). the food is prety fairly priced but the 50cent for refill of soda?! what's that about?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-Ogn5620cFIWFtxTu1X-fA", "date": "2006-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oorpL-wW7KWsYw6lMtH4SA", "text": "One of my favorite restaurants in Berkeley.  Great prices. Great portions. Great food.  The Calzones, pizza, and pasta are all good.  My favorite is the meatball calzone... put some siracha on there and its simply superb =D", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SpykZOoHAvyJH-7H2U4ekg", "date": "2008-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o-r3etZf4oK-S9acrLB8BQ", "text": "Crazy Alfredo is to die for! You can actually taste the red wine with the bell peppers! I would love to try some other plates on their menu but I'm afraid it won't be good! Next thing on my list shall be the eggplant sandwich! $7.99 for any meal w/ SALAD & DRINK?! Heaven!\n\n* Don't try their seafood menu if you're really a big fan like me! I was very disappointed when I ordered Frutti De Mare. It's expensive & not worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wMS-eD5TGCSFaJ0ixutOzQ", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ot-IfPwCgcjScAXrfKaOsg", "text": "Best Italian Restaurant in Berkeley, the awards don't lie! I am a regular customer and feel privileged to live so close, extremely cheap for the quality and portions, any menu item + salad + drink only $7.99!!  Gypsy's is definitely my favorite place to eat in Berkeley, could eat here everyday and not get tired of the food! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-j8dJ540r1HYgN0dkTKurQ", "date": "2011-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oVx9BMGVi22tTPUdDggTjw", "text": "This place is pretty cheap for what it's worth. I came here a couple days ago and ordered the Gypsy Chicken. It was pretty good but I'm sure I would have enjoyed it more if I didn't have it to go. When I went, it was during one of the heat wave days, and boy was it HOT inside. But anyway, that's besides the point. The gypsy chicken cost about $7 for a fair large portion. I don't remember what my boyfriend ordered but there was angel hair pasta with marinara sauce and some seafood. This was pretty darn tasty. All in all it cost about $16 for both of us. Will definitely come again if I come by Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2KQ1DV0w2GmitBesDy4nEA", "date": "2008-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OZVz1HElv8StksqGX136Yg", "text": "Definitely get more bang for your buck here. \n\nParking Garage down the street = no problems here!\n\nI got lucky and came in before the big lunch rush- this place is usually busy so i'm guessing it would be smart to just call in an order and pick up. \n\nI ordered the God Father's Favorite, which was soo good for $8. The portion was big, and it came with a side of garlic bread (literally, bread with a clove of garlic in the center) Delicious! The side salad is HUGE also, it was like a full meal. \n\nThe eggplant sandwich in marinara is delicious also, lots of flavor. If you like garlic like i like garlic, you'l love it. \n\nNext time i want to try the calzones, which are as big as my face! \n\nGypsy's is worth trying! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q6J0RrdafRqkxR_ffONHcQ", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p8Z_X2mWdCcNzSiYGw1XNg", "text": "If you're ever shopping in the telegraph area and in need of a pasta fix, this is the place to go.  Its part of a small food court area, you can't miss it. Because its located so close to CAL, its patrons are usually students, making the prices affordable.  The most expensive item is $7. It can get super busy at times, the cashier can be somewhat rushed but the food is totally worth it and comes reasonably fast.  Sometimes there is no seating inside.  If its not too cold, there is ample seating on the outside area.  The portions here are very generous and the ingredients are fresh.  Every pasta dish comes with bread and a homemade roasted garlic paste on top of it.  I personally love the garlic bread because I love garlic.  But others find the garlic taste a little overwhelming.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "X-LJnzta0m9AvMuXqcgmPg", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PC4u-Ae82b2_nd41oqjF3g", "text": "YUM! I went to this place for the first time last night and got a Pesto Calzone (Chicken, Mozzerella, Ricotta, & Pesto) and it was delicious!  The chicken was a little dry and it wasn't overflowing with it - but the \"healthy\" amount of cheese in the calzone made up for it.  My boyfriend got the sausage calzone and that was pretty yummy, too (I had a bite -- the sauce was just a little sweet though).  The total came to $13.03 for two big calzones -- not too shabby! And they're open late which is cool too -- we went there around 11 pm and it was pretty busy.  Oh, and their water didn't taste dirty -- which is a plus for me, especially compared to other places around Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NnsKC3MtsnAD3Jf22cuIxw", "date": "2008-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pFJft8IzfbSi6pfp6frNtA", "text": "In essence, this place is great for a carb-loading for cheap and at later hours. One pasta entree gives you quite a bit of food for about $6.\n\nI like the Godfather's Favorite, which is basically chicken carbonara. I've also tried the meatball calzone, which was super disappointing. True, it was bigger than my head, but it had way too much cheese (saying a lot, since I adore cheese,) and wasn't very flavorful.\n\nAnd yes, the garlic bread is delicious. Roasted garlic cloves smeared over bread..om nom nom.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3s6fU95xPA3LapyPblhUSA", "date": "2011-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pgBSU3b4BqrURG6fmZG-3A", "text": "Nice food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cI8o0ZwAzpGe3_zwsRT6yg", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pkQnYvfObls402lk5Wh8sA", "text": "Cheap, lots of food, and delicious! The perfect college eatery.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LJDblZ1ewTG3FfRbF1lmmQ", "date": "2010-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PmafdBjKAQxd5Ap0AFsVzg", "text": "In short, best bang for the buck type spot. Street parking sucks so definetly hit the parking garage a short block away\n\nhad the carbonara, noodles were aldente, sauce was rich and creamy and not runny, binded well with the noodles, pancetta was cooked just right in my opionion had the outter edges crisped up but the center at just well, flavor wise was also good, that pasta water had to be salted because the sauce was past bland this---much, which is good\n\nbig ups-\n\n-alot of foot traffic which means your food will most likely be cooked fresh\n-good view of the kitchen so you know their hustlin back there\n-for the amount of ppl passing thru, service provided with experience\n\nbig down-\n\n-place is packed around 5pm\n-garlic bread needs help, lacked the flavor, crust, the big ass piece of garlic in the middle didn't help\n\nyeah, I would come back", "stars": 4, "user_id": "95gNVUMkt5FQb8dchYStmw", "date": "2012-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pMiyj8EYTqD9NQnYVhh_Sw", "text": "Been here three times now and have enjoyed my food each time! I ordered the shrimp alfredo twice and also the shrimp scampi. The shrimp alfredo was really creamy and flavorful and the shrimp scampi had an awesome lemon sauce with capers! Definitely would recommend for anyone who's looking for a cheap, quick eat that's good", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FN5BuN-ACwHMYb-TUpFXAg", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pMYbmR0YZzOr8kdOCwbnFw", "text": "Gypsies is the only reason why I come to Berkeley.\n\nOlive Garden, Pasta Pomodoro cant beat Gypsies' pasta. And for $6.89, you cant beat that. Huge portions, hot and right out of the pan. You just cant beat it. \n\nParking can be a little hectic and the restroom is no where to be found. But thats okay. \n\nI recommend ANYTHING on the menu.\n\nLast, I wish there was a dish with chicken and shrimp alfredo or whatever with penne. That would be a killer. Or maybe I'm not looking at the menu long enough because craving for pasta clutters the mind?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TmfYoFVydVLLtGeY7yHMig", "date": "2008-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pPAIFKEdLsqmh5q_L5tIsw", "text": "Usually a line but it moves quickly. The cheese ravioli and crazy alfredo are my absolute favorites. You definitely can't beat the prices and you will not go home hungry!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sltTKahEhkA9so9nlQtysA", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PPuDrrBuJI02g6NVASzdow", "text": "Cute little place with great pasta & salads. Great prices for large portions!I will definitately be a regular here whenever in berkeley :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wi8X7WJTgpBnewRe5o1tSg", "date": "2011-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pQiQElUVE4jc_i2VBREPxw", "text": "This is probably one of the cheapest not-pizza-only Italian place you will find.  Ever.  \n\nTherefore, given this price range, I'd say their food is pretty amazing.  I always get the crazy alfredo, or the gnocchi one (forgot what it's called), but find other items on the menu not as great.\n\nAs good as their food is, you can taste the death in every bite you take.  They put a huge amount of cream, butter, or sauce in general into every single dish.  It gets a bit greasy and unpleasant after a few tries.\n\nTheir service isn't exactly the good either.  Also, they started charging for using credit cards.  This charge has gone from a one time transaction charge to a per-item cost increment, meaning you're paying twice for the transaction cost if you buy two items.  BUT THEN AGAIN, this whole thing is illegal so...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Og5lv2yeSg-JRxbxc5_8PQ", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "prtJ1iagUpaa4SAonq5tQw", "text": "We went here on a Sunday morning at 1030AM because the Philly Cheesesteak shop didn't open till noon and we were on our way to the city.\n\n-1 Star for charging $0.50 for refills.  Hmmm, water, thanks.\n\nQuick and friendly service.  All our dishes were sit down restaurant quality, huge and CHEAP.  They have so many selections.  I got a chicken, mushroom and onion calzone.  There was a lot of cheese which made me happy.\n\nMy fave dish out of all four we ordered was the chicken and broccoli pasta.  It was light and perfect.  The sauce was very flavorful too.\n\nOne friend said the lasagna had too much ricotta.  \n\nMy friend described it perfectly, \"When we were in college and wanted to eat out for a nice dinner, this is where we went.\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RyR-_oToIPC9x1vG--JsSA", "date": "2009-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pt7EjXPo2z-pmNQF4JZnhw", "text": "So everyone!!! I loove Gypsy's it's the best really. You get a nice size plate of food at a geat price, being that I just don't have money to burn on crap food thats small!! The men that work there always provide EXCELLENT CUSTOMER SERVICE!! Which is my ultimate thing being that I'm a custmer service girl. All around if you want fast affordable, hot, large varity of meals.......Gypsy's Trattoria Itallano.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4SigOWd8Ri6tXCfdzJX_Vw", "date": "2007-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pVfpfncUVDfpL7AsK2o4Xg", "text": "Calzones? Pasta? Pizzza? Cheap prices? A block away from campus? Grrrrrrrrrrrahhh!!\n\nThis place has been an all-time favorite for years. The Gypsy's chicken is superb, and the calzones - especially the ham and the sausage - are filling and well done. Service is quick. Staff is not the friendliest, but the important thing is they get your orders right and move the food along. Can be hard to find a table during peak hours with all of the Cal students, but there is always outside tables or can just take it to go and walk yourself back to campus in less than 2 min. Is a great break from studying, and nice to visit during the weekend before football games.\n\nOverall: One of the best deals near UC Berkeley campus and delicious Italian food that keeps you coming back again and again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vJowd4g_m4XZr9LQwylxvg", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PVMMhkDGEioVB6GhR9qm5w", "text": "CALZONES.\n\nIt's under $7, and bigger than your head. And if you take it to go, you get a nice donut box to transport your calzone in.\n\nI always thought the name \"calzone\" was so representative of UC Berkeley aka Cal. Not that they meant to do it that way, but it's cool anyway.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LFdOAP83uARN2LJVU032CA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q66yWuYXqP-gD7T-qCKL9Q", "text": "Pretty impressive selections.\nMassive portions to fill any hungry college student!\nA lot of cheese and its located nearby other great shops.\nWatch your tongue though, stuff comes out piping hot. For serious.\n\nIts not surprising why this place has garnered a good bit of critical acclaim from the community.\n\nEverything is reasonably priced.\n\n4.0/5.0", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IuBe0Nbt_hbixsWZWkKF3w", "date": "2008-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Q_9oI-V51GEjUQr1zv_-Q", "text": "Awesome Italian....keeps you coming back for more....Resonable prices and wonderful food...Lot's of choices too!!\n\nThey make you feel like one of the Family........\n\nEasy to find and parking is moderate", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eJI3tyldQk5EjrZZ6Xz2bQ", "date": "2009-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qCG3MjJMzc0ejVDfF5nanQ", "text": "as seen in my reviews, I love a cheap, convenient, low-key place which serves a fair portioned meal which can also hold its own with the bigger more expensive boys.\n\nI had gone to Gypsy's many many years ago but never really ate there on a critical basis....you know, one of those times where you are hungry and need to eat something.\n\nWell, I was hungry last night and I am now in my Yelper review stage. \n\nThe place is always packed to the gills. Yes, it serves the UCB students so it has to be inexpensive.\n\nI ordered the Fruiti De Mare @ $7.49 which is pretty reasonable. here is where the problem starts. ....i am on a 2009 kick where I am testing my own homemade pasta red sauce along with other restuarant sauces,...I am really taking the time to find a good sauce and what goes into a good sauce.\n\nProblem 1: Gypsy's sauce is just average, really not much different or better or worse than a jarred sauce. With the seafood in the dish, the dish still was a bit bland, sour, not sweet. \n\nProblem 2: the pasta is cheap. it really didn't taste like an Italian pasta. Could have been a macaroni pasta.  the problem was it was overcooked and turned into a generic glob of starch.\n\nAs seen in the all the prior reviews, this place is liked by many. Who am I to argue, but I would venture to guess most of the reviews were from people like me during my visit many many years ago. .....If you really take a few extra steps, you would find that for the same price, Pasta Pomodoro, Little Henry's, or even Bodega Pasta in the Public Market have a much better product with far more superior sauce.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mw7LJ15SZOI_QiEBm1q5GQ", "date": "2009-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QFGqsBtnsboUjm74NxXxIQ", "text": "Oh my goodness, Gypsy's!\n\nMy ex-boyfriend and I used to drive from Belmont to Berkeley on a regular basis for this addictive, affordable, fast-Italian-food!\n\nMmmm I have tried their salads (fresh!), pasta and meatballs (mystery meat..but bomb meal), fettucine (rich!), and calzones (perfect and HUGE) and I would have to say A+.\n\nThe only reason they get a 4 is because it isn't super, duper sanity (although it IS berkeley we're talking about), they use mystery ingredients in the meatballs, and it gets crazy busy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xq-WNlL2e6L5W7nWwD8GPQ", "date": "2009-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QjBHYNlbdwc5TgTp-BpFTw", "text": "It's not the best or healthiest style of italian food, but when you factor in the price, it somehow tastes amazing. This is probably the best value in all of Berkeley, and really the only place to get half-decent italian food anywhere within walking distance of the UC Berkeley campus.\n\nMy absolute favorite is the Godfather's Favorite. It's an alfredo-style penne with pancetta and chicken, and while it tastes like it is going to clog my arteries, I get it basically every time.\n\nAs a \"healthier\" alternative, I sometimes get the Lemon Chicken Salad. It's basically a caesar-style salad with chunks of chicken. It's quite delicious, but it's certainly not actually healthy.\n\nAnd finally, I used to always get their spaghetti with meatballs. Their spaghetti is fine, but the meatballs are a little gigantic and bland. It's filling though, which for 6ish dollars is not a bad deal.\n\nOh, and I love their garlic bread.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KbwOwQZTOfrtaeJdmucALQ", "date": "2008-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QJSBq8EPoBo-cTyhfEMOxw", "text": "Looking for delish empty carbs? Gypsy's is the place to go! My favorite dish is their Chicken Pesto pasta... just thinking about it makes me hungry haha. It's really unhealthy though, swimming around in a lot of olive oil, and it's not something everyone can handle.\n\nOverall, a good place to grab some good Italian food. Their portions are enormous, and I love their bread with garlic. It gets packed and the food takes a while, so be prepared for a wait!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qm4PTHJNOpd92GZrw8Z6dQ", "text": "Pretty good selection of Italian food - pastas, calzones, salads, etc, for about $6 to 7. They give really big portions, and if you order pasta, it always comes with a slab of bread with (literal) garlic on it. The store people aren't openly friendly (lots of smiling/small talk), but they're polite. Good amount of seating! You pretty much order at the counter and seat yourself.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qQA3qMZsVwMmDKmzc8BbSw", "text": "I really want to give it 5 stars, but I just can't. It is what it is.\n\nHowever, the value is absolutely incredible. Absolutely enormous portions/calzones for 7 bucks. I know plenty of places w/ much more expensive calzones where you get far less. Great place to grab a quick bite before the Greek Theatre.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "d1VXeXMq67_QgdvWY1tcKQ", "date": "2009-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QRVj-i8O6PszsLT9xqtyUg", "text": "I used to go here a lot to fulfill my italian food cravings as a student. I always got the pesto calzone. delicioso!!\n\nBut i recently went back and ordered a fish dish, but i felt like the fish i was eating was not fresh and i couldnt finish it. so watch out.\n\nFor nostalgia purposes, I couldnt be too mean. But hopefully that last time was just a fluke.\n\n3 stars!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WXnibfV40ylxBXP75W6syQ", "date": "2009-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qWRstvcIlLzvxx9GnbFUoA", "text": "Probably the cheapest Italian food place I ever had.  Being the only non-asian restaurant in durant ghetto, it holds its own against all those cheap asian restaurants in the same square.  It had the same qualities as the other restaurants in the area, cheap, large portions, and packed with taste.  Exactly what every college students wants!\n\nI especially like the garlic bread that comes with the pasta, they use actual garlic.  Stay with the Pasta though, cuz the calzone weren't that impressive.  And remember to add the salad for only $1.99 more.\n\nI know its not the most authentic italian place, but being half the price as most other places, I am willing to let that slide.  Besides, just cuz its not authentic doesn't means its not good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8xjJmWVJVHzm7X4-lf2SSw", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qxBTgFg7UZoS3FAhBUWjKA", "text": "oh carbonara,\nhow i love you. but bring cash--\nextra charge for cards!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Fd1llC9GwigoSX_qGhPog", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QyTr7vAcI4kz2QqoNzEppA", "text": "Sure this place is cheap, but the food just isn't good.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QiL71AOYHBJ2uuuZL2ZC0g", "date": "2012-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QzcYbW67yZcm_TWHnY-I-A", "text": "Cheap&&&YUMMY!(: (: Loud. /: Crowded! );", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OLEuJnrYeeOFXFpyzeGIFw", "date": "2011-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R7DoGDtZQ2NUDfarweq_YQ", "text": "Not a bad place to stop by and pick up a bite. They have a large selection of foods and it all seems to be pretty good. The calzones are especially good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R9VRV5fMpXyzboREhXSkTA", "text": "Pretty much where I go when I have those carb cravings and want some delicious, unhealthy, Italian food. I used to be addicted to the Pollo con Pesto but I've moved on to their Chicken Gnocci.\nI came here every week with my roommate to get pizza over the summer (they make it pretty similar to the real Italian pizza in Naples in my opinion) but I've had it a few times recently and it's just not as good as it was then. Maybe they changed ingredients? :[", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DO2LfNl4Wh7vAuJYKZRRCA", "date": "2011-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RFtADJuPMhDBDUJn1Dg9bQ", "text": "Pizzas suck\n\nPastas are great for the price \n\nCalzones are boring\n\nSandwiches are good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CP_9RYVP4th-DuL7LCaKtA", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rnclOjfpVtUADfRTdqGyGA", "text": "I had the godfathers favorite. It was preeeetty tasty. Definitely needed to add red peppers for that extra kick tho. This place was super busy, then it died and picked up again 10 minutes later. People were literally jumping in seats as SOON as a person was done eating. I suggest you do the same if you want a table. Anyways, only thing I didn't care for so much was the garlic bread that everyone raves about for some reason. They use roasted garlic and that's it. It gave me a headache when I bit into it. Way too strong for my taste. All in all, the place was pretty decent for the price I paid.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YQLsXoMufKiYmD7pEMrKvQ", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RnlToxRqsxQHIyNp-_lpTw", "text": "Menu item + salad + soda = $7.99 \nCan't say more than this, besides being a super inexpensive place for dinner in the Asian Ghetto. I have been here a handful of times and every plate has been a consistent OKAY. Last night we ordered the Pizza paradiso combo and the Godfather's favorite combo. Both were very filling and the total was less than 20 bucks, for some hungry college students this is a STEAL.\n\nThe pizza paradiso is a 10 inch pizza with sausage, pepperoni, onions, bell peppers and olives. The godfather's favorite is penne pasta with chicken and pancetta in a cream sauce. It wasn't the best for my waistline, but definitely worth the price. All in all, I was already full once I was done with my salad so the entree was a great meal for later. This place is open late and gets super crowded once school starts. Luckily, I went during summer so I was able to find a seat, but usually you have to stalk for one. The only thing I don't like is the fact that you have to pay for refills at the soda machine which was .50 cents. Not a big deal, but for such a crowded place it seems like such an inconvenience to wait in line for a dumb refill. Anyway, be sure to get your dinner here and then walk right across for some late night donuts!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RqDI5GAivS-oB3IyW73YGA", "date": "2011-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rOA3csL8o4nsdEjxCe1KGQ", "text": "I've been in Berkeley for how many years now (closer to half a decade than to 0 by now) and had never gone to Gypsy's until this February.  Wha???\n\nPeople always talked about it but for some reason I was always more called to the Pad Thai from Thai Basil, or the Cantonese food at Vietnam Village (?)\n\nThe frutti di mare is the thing to get in my opinion.  It's always hot, nice big portion (I'm in grad school, this matters), and lots of nice yummy clams and mussels and shrimp.  I suspect they might all be from frozen, but it tastes so good!\n\nI haven't had the calzones because I'm not a big fan of large pieces of bread (although their garlic bread is pretty good), and the lasagna is filling but heavy on cheese and oil.  Also the meat filling was ..different.  Couldn't quite put my finger on how...maybe it's pork?  Or just more ground up than I've had it before.\n\nNext time I'll try the pesto chicken, but probably my favourite will always be the frutti di mare.  Sorry lasagna, Old Spaghetti Factory wins that round :(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0l9MY_ovQcBogtqMcXE7VA", "date": "2010-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rplpjkSrF_p--ZcArhqXZA", "text": "This is the only good pasta place at a college student's budget near campus.\n\nThe food isn't that great but it fills you up and sometimes that all you want as a college student.\n\nI usually get the Godfather's Favorite but you can't really go bad with any of them, but don't expect anything spectacular.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_cXQ9Ow2ydlI5y3w1-ZqBA", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rqDrUCJKfBQhRoQXVvPDSg", "text": "Gypsys! The staple Italian restaurant of UC Berkeley. \n\nThe restaurant is always busy, but you can usually get a table inside. It can get pretty loud inside, so you might want to sit outside anyways.\n\nMy personal favorite dish is the Pollo Con Pesto, or Pesto Chicken pasta. Also, the Bronx Tale, Godfather's Favorite, and Fettucini with Clams is pretty good. The clams are the canned kind, but for some reason i like it haha. \n\nAlso, the garlic bread is EXCELLENT! SUPER TASTY!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t0oG_WsVBJSKS5DQtStK-A", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RtdqAsQ6zfRcpUOahXbl3A", "text": "Located almost right across UC Berkeley's Unit 3, Gypsy's was  so convenient, so good, and such a bargain, we went two nights in a row.  When I think about the size and quality of Gypsy's \"side salad,\" it puts some of our local eateries in Hawaii to shame.  Two people can share one side salad. (Yeah, Hawaii costs a lot,  but so does California.)  The pastas were delicately seasoned and al dente as it should be.  Thank goodness, The Sherbert suggested that we buy calzones to take on the plane ride home.  Gypsy's was nice enough to give us a bunch of foiI to wrap the calzones tightly.  I swear the other passengers were salivating as we ate our calzones with cabernet on the flight.  Sure beat the airline's unappetizing dry turkey sandwich!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_Co-FPjZaTUeVhqpkIYTmg", "date": "2012-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rVN_8KNQGflPd1WXoJ-O_g", "text": "I love Gypsy's... When I used to go to Cal, this was like my favorite place to go. It's super cheap and they have the best, best, best chicken pesto pasta ever. I would seriously go back to Northern CA just to eat there... mmm. so worth it. The seafood pasta dish is also a favorite of mine :). For the locals, call ahead if you're ordering to go! I used to get out of class, place my order, and then it would be ready by the time I got there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eMB_WUbf9f8b9UEA0-cUPA", "date": "2009-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rW-CnwOWTmZuiq_U1cv9Yg", "text": "OMG, the BEST pasta I have ever had. Just kidding. Because I had a calzone. \n\nMy sister and I shared a chicken pesto calzone. It was HUGE and it cost about 6 bucks. It was loaded with mozzarella and ricotta cheese. I almost choked on the cheese because there was so much of it. I'm not complaining though because I love cheese! It was absolutely delicious! I can't remember the last time I truly enjoyed a meal from a restaurant. Next time I go to Berkeley to visit people at school, I am stopping by this place again!\n\nThey also have like, 6 or 7 \"Best of the Bay\" awards so I guess my review is pointless. Oh well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gruFpAi3i00fyHOqu0GyeQ", "date": "2008-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ry9cZz7uzK6Z_I0-F_u1tw", "text": "They weren't kidding when they voted Gypsy's Best of Berkeley in Italian food for about 10 consecutive years, it is just that good! Not only are the prices extremely reasonable for the broke college student like myself, but they also give hearty portions that will surely hit the spot. Only negative comment I would give about this place is the small location, and since it's fairly popular, the place is almost always crowded. However, don't let that stop you from getting a good meal.\n\nI always order the Godfather. For $6.99, it is absolutely delish.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GEJYu1fDN358hCcKU9xxjg", "date": "2010-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-rzq8bSU9RX9iyGW0xFBOQ", "text": "I have frequented Gypsy's many times over the past 5 years. Unfortunately, I have only ordered the Crazy Alfredo... every single time. I need to get out of my comfort zone and try the Calzone and other pasta dishes. Still, Crazy Alfredo is consistently delicious and decently priced!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NCMg4Tm5TKq6FN24Bdllag", "date": "2010-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S28VqYaA6Nj4XSipnK-QhQ", "text": "Gypsy's is still the same old cheap yet good pasta venue. I've tried quite a few dishes now, but the ones I remember are the calzone and Godfather's favorite. The calzones are huge, but if you open them, they're full of air...Not my favorite. I think I did find a favorite dish here which is the Godfather's Favorite. Probably because its one of the few pasta dishes with panchetta (love the stuff). I do wish they were a bit more lenient with the panchetta but I guess the greasiness would be overpowering and they're doing a favor for my arteries. Also very crowded during meal times so expect to wait, eat outside, or to-go. You can also give a call and pre-order so you can go in about 10 minutes to pick up your order. Very convenient. They also added a charge for plastic. I'd say at least 3/4ths of the Berkeley community (students and whatnot) use credit cards more than cash and Gypsy's decides to add a fee for plastic. Brilliant...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UMQWYXnDUluAxGZfKWN9bQ", "date": "2011-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S30aEdchlw9mmmTboUjwMw", "text": "Gypsys is bomb! Their pesto chicken pasta is always on point! I love their food, never had anything bad the only reason I didn't give it 5 stars is bc the parking sucks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r_HV2E-jrw3SKbUV8ymuFQ", "date": "2009-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SeoDBNJFDRanyYNkyHHE8g", "text": "I came here with my friends because he really likes this place. I stared at the menu for a good ten minutes before ordering because I was being picky, I didn't want heavy sauces and craved shrimp.\n\nI ended up ordering the Mediterranean which was angel hair pasta with sun-dried tomatoes and king shrimp. The pasta itself was alright, it wasn't cooked al dente and was a bit soggy but since I was really hungry, I didn't really mind much. Since this dish doesn't have a sauce, the general flavor comes from these chunks of sundried tomatoes which were overwhelmingly sour and salty. I had to carefully pick out the right ratio of tomato to pasta with my fork in order to avoid bites of blandness and weird sour-saltiness. The shrimp really bothered me because they didn't remove the tail shell. I guess I'm spoiled by completely deshelled seafood. The dish came with bread. I had to stare and pick at it for a while to figure out that tiny pile of off-colored slimy stuff was supposed to be garlic. It tasted pretty good if you can get past the visual of it.\n\nMy friends ordered the carbonara and a penne dish. I guess they had better luck with theirs because they were heavy cream dishes. I later found out that most of the favorites are sauce-heavy and the lighter dishes are always so-so.\n\nI'd definitely come back next time to pick one of their better options, but be warned that if you're looking to have a lighter meal, your dish will err more to the unsatisfactory side.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5Jrl4Ye_bj6Tvwaba5hVLA", "date": "2012-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s-HZYvAPUDmcgHleRf1b-Q", "text": "This place is like having olive garden to go and cheaper! Pretty much anything on the menu is amazing.  My usual is the chicken pesto and I really don't like getting pesto anywhere else, it just can't compare.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8JeB2_D_5eJNKMwdoC0-3Q", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sLvxslohlY0Yc7Wtgx4Epw", "text": "Love this place. Call your order in if you don't want to wait. First come first serve so don't complain about the seating. Thats all.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SRfOoceMccsQ2NzC3JjA7w", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "soDhRQkkE3mUC9FllWgvyw", "text": "I will keep this short and sweet. This place is awesome if you are looking for cheap Italian cuisine and good conversation with a few friends. The food is delicious and very filling. Also, the location is very convenient if you are on campus or in the UC campus area. The only caveat is that the food does take a while to be prepared but what can we expect from an Italian food joint?\n\n4/5 because of good food, large portions, moderate pricing and friendly staff. If you are willing to wait 15-20 minutes for food, then by all means come here and enjoy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SHdPGZLnqqzEEK7j3LwvZA", "date": "2011-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "stKQLUbyHGqgs2My-u0ERg", "text": "My homegirl suggested that we go here before we started drinking one night. It is a small place in a food court down the street from the cal campus, and it could be a little tough finding a table if it's busy but the food is good. I've had the crazy alfredo, lasagna, and some pizza though I don't remember which one due to alcohol killing my memory of that time. The crazy alfredo is my favorite so far, but the menu has a lot of choices and there are other things I want to try there. I like the place and would recommend it for something fast and good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y90vKXQsPpiQPNzXqKHzAw", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sute2m5PdBzkOvRZS_05qg", "text": "Great cheap, Italian food.  Best in Berkeley by far.  I miss this place so much after moving away.\n\nThe pastas and calzones are tasty.  The garlic bread that comes with most food items isn't very good.  In fact, the garlic on top of the bread is especially lame.  The pizzas are terrible.  Minus one star for bad pizza tacky garlic bread.  However, if you enjoy huge servings of cheap pasta and calzones, then this is the place for you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QbFxA_E9rFRqE2f66sFacA", "date": "2009-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T06y4keMHNmtrmTNa7HkKg", "text": "It's alright. I've ate here about three times since I've been going to UCB.\n\nNothing to go crazy about.\n\nGarlic bread is GOOD though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A4Wl3K-vK5lxcSZC6rz3hg", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TBaZa0NVu04RwcyxOgHDIQ", "text": "I really like their salads \n\nnote: everything is pretty heavy\nthe godfather is alright\ni really like the gnocchi\nthe calzone always look so delicious when other people are eating them, but every time i've gotten it, it's only okay (don't get chicken...dry)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IeV1IcxMzPWji8ZYXDzmUw", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TbNcEJsbwf3Px2DPBL6mbw", "text": "Gypsy's Trattoria Italiano is located within Asian Ghetto by UC Berkeley, so it's very convenient if you're looking for a quick bite. This place is constantly full of customers (mainly college students), so there might be a short wait during rushes.\n\nI recommend the calzones and pasta plates. However, beware of their sauces! They're pretty rich, so be ready to food coma after eating here.\n\nThey also offer any entree, salad, and soda for $7.99. Good deal!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4DkJ4hg9bUa3WaL7NJzkng", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TeB7uVjkdyvnO6vYXWWGpA", "text": "Fruit de mare is my favorite.  I know my italian friends says real italian food is so much better, but I'm asian and I love this pace! the garlic bread is yummy.  I like that hustling busting type place.  Staff pretty much just do their, not really conversating much.  But then again it is just a whole in wall, but great food.  parking sucks!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k0F3fxUTmHl3aZ4WQPLUXA", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TFGTRPiVMuJZgyLPmHRfHA", "text": "Their calzones are HUGE & pretty cheap, but know that they take a bit longer than the pasta dishes (the cashier will warn you about this when you place your order). Oh, & did I mention that they're super tasty? The pastas are pretty tasty, too, but I'm stuck on the meaty calzones -- mmm, toasty crust, gooey cheese, tart tomato sauce, & chewy meat. Yum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QgcdouqxvtrDoBv9ojDx2w", "date": "2009-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "THSpDxaGRE6PG8GFZzyQnw", "text": "My friends and I were able to share 2 dishes not completely stuffed, but def. satisfied. \n\nHmm...it's not the best Italian restaurant in Berkeley (still have to find it!) but it's still pretty tasty. You get a nice portion for what you pay.\nI think the reason why I'm giving it 4 stars is because it was my first sit-in restaurant at Berkeley and I found it to be really pleasant- the taste, that is. It tends to get pretty crowded and the tables are close to the standing customers waiting in line so they're always looking at the food you ordered, which can get pretty annoying, esp. if you're trying to eat!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tk-KcqAAroNUQjVo_DyVHQ", "text": "My Favorite place to grab some pasta. Im a sauce guy. If you like some pasta with ur sauce Gypsy's is your place. \nThe times I've been there it was very busy so i might not be a bad idea to get your meal in a to go box and sit outside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-HgJZBnvJVSPPAmkZjlEGQ", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TNyjXgValQCqBStKUa1cNw", "text": "Decent Italian food at decent prices.. my favorite is the tri-color tortellini with shrimp.   I'm not sure if they still have it but that dish was pretty creamy and tasty from what I remember.   The staff is quick and efficient so if you're looking for a quick italian meal then gypsy's is a good bet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fQC5luq8xE09r9dGPAYP4Q", "date": "2008-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ttoqI1js4tvxJ8pP983qtQ", "text": "I came here again last Friday, and as always, it was super packed. \n\nI just wanted to update my review because I had two different dishes. I had the Godfather's favorite and a combo calzone. The Godfather's favorite was yummy, but slightly bland. Way too much cream and not enough kick. I had to add salt and peppers to add the kick. I would order it again, except I'd get it with linguine or something different next time. The thickness and texture of the penne just didn't go well with the sauce.\n\nThe combo calzone I would never order again. Way too much cheese and not enough salt. It takes SUPER long to bake and that's really irritating when you're hungry. I just did not enjoy it at all. Every bite was just cheese, cheese, cheese. I barely tasted any sauce or any of the goodies inside.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "atzoegnMjNiJuqQWNOJeEg", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tTv399NLXJ2TKIm3lYwYWQ", "text": "I tried the calzone here with a salad and it was good and the portions were generous. The food comes out promptly making it ideal for a quick lunch. The atmostphere is college town. I look forward to coming back to try other items at this joint.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hfKrvgheyM2K6ZzJeFjvEQ", "date": "2010-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TwB9Q5qoftp3GagiKV7NXg", "text": "I absolutely love this place! Every dish I've tried is pretty much amazing. My favorites are the Funghi (vegetarian) and the Godfather's Favorite (penne with chicken, bacon, cream, and egg). The calzones take longer but are definitely worth the wait. Gypsy's is cheap, quick, and extremely popular =)\n\nThe only complaint I have (and thus the reason I gave this place a 4 instead of a 5) is the garlic bread, which is pretty much a piece of bread with a hunk of roasted garlic on top. Some people like it, but I can't stand it and usually give it to a friend who can.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h4haiSBs7yu_iERTPMGagw", "date": "2008-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U00z3AXAmjqiS59isDsY4g", "text": "one time my friends drove from all the way from fremont ONLY to get gypsy's. nothing else.\n\nthe godfathers pasta is my absolute favorite. the portions are very filling and i love how they give garlic bread with their dishes. mmm mmm mmm...PLUS the prices are so cheap! \n\ngotta go back this summer!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EXkO-gR8EjkFWRbebHtxSA", "date": "2008-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U1ML2ExoRevz-xz6vtopxw", "text": "greasy food, quick and easy, not too bad. go here if you're craving cheap italian.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U2tjKTzoirAk4SDF6pa4DA", "text": "I came here on a Tuesday, 2pm in the summer with a friend, and we both ordered calzones since my friend is such a huge fan of them and since I've never had one before.\nI ordered the primavera calzone, which I believe has vegetables, tomato sauce, and cheese. It was alright, nothing spectacular, and not as good as I expected it to be since my friend was always telling me about how great he thought they were, \"rolls eyes\". But then again, he usually got the meaty calzones, and I got the vegetarian one...\nIt was fun to eat, though. =D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u7LV8faM8uIND1wMysR7VA", "text": "On my 21st birthday I cornered the owner as he was relaxing in KingPin Donuts at about 1:30am.  This was the drunkest I had ever been in my entire life (and forever after I'm sure).  Mind you, I'm not a mean drunk.  I'm actually a lot a fun but I was pretty sloppy and likely not making sense.\n\nI came into Gypsys the next day and hoped he'd forgotten...but he didnt.  He was however, really cool about it and told me I wasn't that bad to deal with.  I guess it didn't hurt that I was eating there quite regularly at the time.\n\nBut anyways...that was a bad tangent...onto the review.\n\nThis portions are filling and it has great selection: lots of different dishes to pick from.  My favorties include: Godfather's Favorite, Bronx Tale and the Chicken/Broccoli pizza.  Don't expect the best quality though, some dishes can get greasy as all hell (Pollo con Pesto for example).  But if you're starvin, go get your grub on.  \n\nOh and lest I forget, call ahead for Pizza and calzone. The lines can get ridiculous sometimes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1MCsYBXP-e4kH1yh7jL0Ug", "date": "2006-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U81NVSbVQURW_pqEYZySJw", "text": "I love this place but I'm hardly ever in Berkeley but when I am in the neighborhood, I LOVE eating their Shrimp Alfredo! There's baby shrimp in there which aren't that small, I'd say they're about 1/2 the size of a tiger prawn. The meal is hearty, fresh, piping hot and oh-so-yum! I've also had their calzones (I don't remember which one) and it's also delicious! Warning: The calzones take a long while to bake since everything is made fresh! They're usually always busy and their prices have increased a bit (approximately 50 cents) but it's still less than $10 and is totally filling.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yB_XGeC5v74Y7x507ep8xw", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UamM4WIoV0T3qeOidgF2Xg", "text": "I like the mediterranean pasta.\n\nThe calzones have way too much cheese though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SA-2TBmWLp8D1VULfWW8yw", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uF6GTFvt9SkNwZ9EWyH_0w", "text": "You can call me bias, you can call me a bear lover but I LOVE GYPSY!!! \nAlthough I graduated from CAL about 4 years ago, I always try my best to make a trip out to Berkeley, especially Gypsy to grab some pasta. \n\nMy favorites are God Father's Fav, Pollo con Pesto and if you want something a little more healthier, the Chicken Salad with Caesar dressing. I miss all the yummy food around Berkeley. \n\nThe portions size on everything is pretty good. I normally share with my bf when we order something different.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VgXJvISaxdtnJpwz9ri9Gg", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ug8e7pDe4-FUnh1cFmoHGQ", "text": "OMG, I love this place and could not believe this was my first time. A chicken pesto entree for less than $7 AND delicious?!?! Dear lord. One downside to this place is that it's super crowded but there's very good reason!! So if you're looking for a bang for your buck while keeping great quality, search no more! If you're lucky you can find a table (it's self seating, most people take orders to go and eat outside at the patios). They also have AWESOME hard to find sodas in their fridge. :)\n\nTheir food is fantastic, their staff is nice, and the location is great (full of happy college students). I can't wait to come back here again!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W_ds8g8jSNf2DLHcCHexxA", "date": "2009-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uHd_nFZa15GN-Cxn9AAzDg", "text": "Really great prices for the quality and quantity of food you get.\n\nMy favorite is the Pollo con Pesto, it's just really good comfort food. If you're a pesto lover, you'll approve. Recently went on a cloudy day for lunch and it was perfect. Their portions are huge so I always have some left over to take home.\n\nTheir pizzas are also good but I think pasta is the way to go at Gypsy's.\n\nTo get food, order, wait for your number to be called, and grab a table! A single order of pizza and pasta without drinks or anything comes out to around $7.50.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tMOuv9A8TC-rvMQ5KrD3hw", "date": "2012-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UJcDgmbPGsYWgCJnxHnH1A", "text": "Ahh YES! Good old Gypsy's... If you went to Berkeley, there is NO way you didn't eat here. It' in the Asian Ghetto and definitely one of the BEST in the ghetto. Everything here is pretty delicious and it is all made to order fresh! \n\nI have to thank my Freshman roommate, who I refer to as Gramps (he was a senior, but lived in the dorms and we became great friends) Anyways, I have to thank him for making me try the Pesto Calzone!!! OMG I have tried and tried to find another place that has something similar to this piece of pesto perfection and I have failed miserably! We would mash on one of these at least once a week. Quick Tip: Call ahead because the Calzones take about 20 minutes. \n\nThis place is always packed, but the lines move fast! It's funny to watch \nhow baked all the chefs are too, you know what I am talking about! \n\nMY GO-TO DISH: Pesto Calzone, Crazy Alfredo and Chicken Gnocchi.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q2XztoGmfaoI1sJdiyBBXA", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uMe4xyZhHXxJJcKnxIHkBw", "text": "Went here for lunch with my brother and my boyfriend. My brother told me that he really loves their pasta here since he has been here a couple of times. We went around a time where it wasn't as packed and also our food came out at a decent amount of time.\n\nI order the Frutti Di Mare which was a seafood pasta dish and it was delicious. My boyfriend and my brother both ordered the Gypsy's Chicken and they enjoyed that as well. \n\nDefinitely recommend this place if you are craving for Italian food in the Berkeley area!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "taU-uxYwYs3nywMkVm3ELQ", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UnsYWTu4d5QTkTTUTUPLmg", "text": "If you've never had a Gypsy's calzone then... you've probably never been to Berkeley.  It's hard to justify coming to this restaurant and NOT getting a calzone.  For seven dollars, you get a meal fit for two.  It's like a giant pillow of perfectly fluffy bread stuffed with cheese, sauce and meat.  I'm partial to the Sicilian and Italian sausage ones.  I frequently come here with a friend to split one.\n\nThe lasagna is heavenly too.  Very meaty and cheesy.  This place has perfected their marinara sauce as well.  Maybe it's not authentic, but it's not as if I can tell the difference and it's delicious anyhow.\n\nThe only drawback of this place is that the pasta dishes are hit and miss.  I used to like the Pollo Con Pesto but have come to dislike the texture of the pasta - a little too dense to me.  Also, the sauce on it is kind of gross as it starts to cool down.  \n\nThe Alfredo Ravioli is great but makes me feel like my cholesterol levels have jumped 50 points (not necessarily a bad thing...).  My friend swears by the Godfather's Favorite.  They do a good job with their gnocchi too - light and fluffy.\n\nThere's not a huge amount of seating so at peak hours (dinner time) you may have to wait around a bit for a table.  That shouldn't stop you from going though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uoGI1ty-NiH590jRYz_h3w", "text": "I come here at least once a week and order the same thing everytime: Gypsy's Chicken, sub penne for the fettichini.  YUMMMM-O.  The garlic bread has a real piece of crushed roasted garlic on it... i love spreading the clove all over the bread and dowsing it with parmesean. MMmmM.\n\nThe place is always packed with students, but the food comes out in a timely manner.\n\nThe only downside:  the workers, although very friendly, watch you from behind the kitchen while you consume.  I don't really care, but I could see how some people could get freaked out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "96RU_e7Kn-pbDTR0yhY0Lw", "date": "2009-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uReUt2HPK3zWsBLrrDzfSQ", "text": "Gypsy's is excellent.  Tremendous pasta, very affordable.  I would eat there every day if carbs were the new protein.  Don't go here if you hate fresh bread with fresh roasted garlic that comes with every dish.\n\nMight I recommend:\nGodfather's favorite\nChicken Piccata \nBronx Tale", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jEcJQ-61LfrdQsB0f7mzzQ", "date": "2007-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UUKFxyr3hkrykyJpZMXYJQ", "text": "great pizza and awesome pasta and salad for very little money. Wife said the cannoli was delicious. Open late (a relief for those of us used to places closing at 10pm).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FO6XQOC61H3kNuscSrfVPg", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UUq2BC0pSRTR_lN0dICPDQ", "text": "Gypsy's is a good place to eat when you have absolutely no qualms about your health...and I mean that in the best way possible.\n\nThe Italian food is buttery and rich and the portion sizes are very generous. It was a guilty pleasure of mine in college, but I haven't been back since my metabolism isn't Gypsy's capable anymore! The staff is nice and the food is quickly prepared and served. A good place to try if you want something that won't leave you wanting more at the end of your meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "prDIzYC5FhN90ELcmeTlkA", "date": "2009-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uwHdtDDqFkA4gvjpga-Cyw", "text": "When I crave pasta and want it to-go...i go here.  Good bread and good pasta no matter what you get. Not the best, but enough to satisfy a craving", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UYXwHFHwuynEblhx-eY_Xw", "text": "Favorite FAST italian food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0RdmSy4u3OVwCsPN0HC5FQ", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vCzc4jTpfQmKA5J5VzSmog", "text": "I am going to preface this review by saying that I am not a college student in Berkeley. I think this is a local favorite, and I admit that my perspective as a traveler passing through might be a little different.\n\nThe food was decent. I actually was impressed with the quality of the ingredients that were used in my pizza. But there was something sweet (maybe the cheddar) that tasted off, and the oregano was a little over-done in the sauce. But it was much better than I would have expected in a place decorated like this.\n\nThe atmosphere is casual, kind of like a diner where you'd just stop in to eat something fast, and I think that is pretty much what this place is to the student crowd here. The prices are low, consistent with this type of place. \n\nOverall, the food is a step above what you'd think of given the atmosphere and the prices, but that doesn't change what it is.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qizx7ktA-cwJj2XYnJFcsA", "date": "2010-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VigCG3l0Aw0rKDct0RbpAw", "text": "Gypsy's is the best place in the Durant Food Court, aka. \"Asian Ghetto\". Quite ironic I guess. For the price, you really can't lose. Most of the entrees are around $7, and you get large portions. I never feel hungry leaving this place, unless i get take out (something I do frequently), but you get the idea. All the pasta dishes are quite good and come with some tasty garlic bread. It is literally garlic on bread, awesome. The Tortellini Georgio (not entirely sure of the name) is my favorite dish thus far from what I've tried. It is basically tri-colored tortellini served with a thick alfredo-like sauce and baby shrimp. Good stuff. 5 stars indeed for the tasty and cheap!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "04giHjWlPorAc_vvLPwj1A", "date": "2008-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VIJBTqtMNIKxPGEyAiwIyw", "text": "Where else am I going to get cheap Italian in the Southside area? That isn't super suspicious anyway. Gypsy's fulfills that need which is why it's such a popular spot with the students and myself. If you need pasta, it's here, but I think their ridiculous values come in the huge calzones. Pretty large for a great price.\n\nYep, it gets busy, but busyness is always a good sign when it comes to cheap eats.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6-YQRdLcKPAQ9PFRcMnVWg", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VMGtePP1IfUQ-mTRxwIx5A", "text": "If you went to CAL, you should know how wonderful this place is. Voted #1 numerous times, their awards speak for themselves. Go with the godfather- Crispy chopped bacon + al dente pasta + great sauce + tons of flavor= happy college student or just happy patron. All this for under $8? Great deal and great flavor!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mFyhkvcn2Lhs3V4yCDqUDw", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VpOfkSJ8VUXwpgtYcibu7g", "text": "Pretty good for the price, very cheap!! Ordered 1 pizza, 1 pasta shared between the two, 2 sodas, it came out $18.75. Very hard to beat this price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WbPrQlOtQsUC1kdeJBAfAQ", "date": "2009-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vr_pm6zy-r8sO3oGGcD8KQ", "text": "The best things here are the CALZONES.  They are ginormous and filled with gooey cheese, along with whatever other filling you may order.  I think I've tried most of the calzones and there is not one that I did not like.  I usually can eat only half and save the other half for another meal.  It's also cheap here!  But it's a really popular place, so it is usually really packed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_Ly42BlHlM_OxDq80mbh8Q", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vTLNak3PRUXYexXGv9gAGg", "text": "Best italian place in berkeley/oakland hands down. wing the menu, it doesn't matter you'll like what you randomly picked. their garlic bread is actually garlic on bread. its awesome sh!t. all at a cheap price too! the only thing that could improve is the atmosphere and actual parking.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Bss5gZcQpRV2qLdmUiwljA", "date": "2008-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-VYThFeLZQIkhf3AZN3utQ", "text": "I've been going here since I was a freshman in college in 2003! This place has always been 5 stars to me and continues to be. I've only ever gotten two things on the menu....calzones and chicken gnocchi! I have never been disappointed. Gypsies is cheap and stays so consistently over the years. You can get a great Italian meal for 2 for 16 buck, that would normally cost 40 bucks somewhere else....and it's much better!!! \n\nIt's fast, you order at the counter and grab a seat. The place is always hoppin and open late. It can get loud but it's a fun college environment.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9a32Yg2njIZlljus3dfhPg", "date": "2009-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vZAsc_DUz5PDcI9kspvBLg", "text": "Great food, good prices and they are supper fast! However I feel like some of the workers are sleazy. I always order an extra bread when I go and always fork out the 40 something cents since I believe its worth it; and theyve always been nice about it and nice to me. However when I came in with my boyfriend they\n wouldnt let me buy an extra bread (they said they didn't do that) and then wouldnt let me order no mushrooms on my dish. Now I come by myself and they let me order whatever I want. It kind of killed a good date spot though..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7fK_PmZhhPWnyPbfPvYEfA", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W0jBxQcXsytI9V0tuzGIZg", "text": "I wasn't really expecting anything spectacular from this place... but I was just so hungry & I didn't wanna look further for a place to eat. The $7.99 combo (anything on the menu + a salad (pretty big) & drink) definitely enticed me. It's a GREAT deal! \n\nIt definitely exceeded my expectations! I got a seafood pasta with scallops & jumbo shrimp ... & they definitely didn't skimp on the seafood. Loved it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_kCH0IdCj-FxxXqDoqgQRw", "date": "2011-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wCJYrgRua0r7KYZNfM71Fg", "text": "I had an average experience here. The lasagna was 3 stars worthy. Service was nonexistent. I liked how I could see some of the chefs prepare the pasta dishes in the kitchen. My greatest complaint would be how nasty the left over lasagna tasted. I'm eating it right now. :(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lvMF9nlFqlwVqZihKbIw7A", "date": "2011-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wervOWSHa_IksqWJwbvJtA", "text": "Everything seems to be so good when I order a new dish. They have a lot of selections from pasta, pizza, calzones and let's just say they basically got everything. I'm sure you'll love it! \n\nThere is nothing I can think of that I didn't like about this place except the size of the spot. It may be small but there's also outside setting with other restaurant. It's like a mini mall but who cares, the food is good!\n\nPrices are average. Not too expensive. It ranges from $6-12.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "coq8w8Yk_Q9CyJxrIyETXA", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WiUA7rnaSUGsSBcaD74i6A", "text": "Tried the pesto calzone.  Absolutely delicious.  Always come here for there calzones.  Very down-to-earth setting.  Pricing is fair.  Very fast service.  Very pleased customer.\n\nTo get a true sense of campus life, come here to eat.  All UC Berkeley students drop by this place at least once in their lives.  Good food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CJcgSNTCqJmFp_vt5SZiWA", "date": "2010-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wk0mTdL6mJ_46hMD1D_Y8g", "text": "So I've been here twice. I shared a gigantic veggie calzone and a HUGE greek salad. They were both only $6 and soo tasty. I love Berkeley for the quality of the food and the price. It can't be beat. \n\nToday I had the greek salad all to myself. RIDICULOUS. It could easily be split with two people but I ate almost all of it myself. YUM. for 4.56? Ridiculous.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LEGudhGQU2sBvpyltEov1g", "date": "2009-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WmRal_8KjUA3OigBmkw-6w", "text": "Great place to go on a budget !! this place is just... MMM !! if you crave italian, GO HERE ! pastas only about 7 or 8 bucks a plate and its a great portion for one person ! you get full and you save money !", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T7DyzPHvw4jJTbmrGyU-8g", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WNGtaeCCVwnjsHSNiDWnFA", "text": "I am a fan of this place, and yes, I come here for the calzones! I used to bring all my friends that visited me to Berkeley here and they like it. It i conveniently located in the Asian Ghetto, a block from the southside part of campus.\nThe calzone is big enough to satisfy your hunger, so you might want to share it with someone else. The pasta dishes are huge as well. \nIt is also pretty cheap. I don't think there are other Italian places nearby that serve the same quality with a lower price.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FIIRGR5hWvI_yBCPZkLWLA", "date": "2012-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wp6wgYLjaUQYpkn-xVL2QQ", "text": "This has recently become one of my favorite places to go in Berkeley. Their calzones are stupid delicious! I have only been once so I need to go again soon and try more of their dishes. GO NOW!!! It is so good", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bUlOcQnweWdUFXtW548Zfw", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wp6XhkQNdn-qaIeuIu8V2g", "text": "The portions are ideal size for any Italian restaurant but there is a huge plus compare to the other restaurant, its almost half the price u would pay at another Italian restaurant. customer service is fast and friendly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AlwKuzyrrxlZ04ktebwmcA", "date": "2011-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WPnlSF31qsKE_AyUeRoNyQ", "text": "Damn!! me and my friends go here all the time. If you're looking for some good ass Italian food like CALZONE  this place is awesome it open late and its hella cheap for good Italian food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aWZGs1zJ2mYrfnuj42ySCg", "date": "2011-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WRiPKmDvbB1Mzzd5e-m9WA", "text": "Pasta if phenomenal. The price is dirt-cheap. They have 2 prices (cash and credit): .50 cent difference.  Refills are .50 cents. Pasta comes with garlic bread (baked whole garlic). Also had the margarita pizza which was nothing to be favored.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LM6Ztl4gd5RTkcGGX6GDbQ", "date": "2012-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W_uoWuKnEQWp5VT1GR3Vhg", "text": "Pretty good Italian restaurant. Great location, good prices (less than $8), and pretty good hours (open later than some of the family owned places on South Side). \n\nThe calzones are excellent! They have both veggie and meat. The pastas and pizzas are only so-so, but I haven't tried all of them. Out of the pastas gnocchi (some potato pasta) is a pretty good one (you can also order marinara instead of the normal sauce to go with the gnocchi), but the calzones are generally considered to be better.\n\nProtip: The extra 50 cents or so for the combo calzone vs. a chicken or steak one is worth it. I can't put my finger on it, but having a combination of meat versus just one kind makes it that much better.\n\nProtip 2: Calzones take a long time to make (~10-15 minutes), so you should definitely call in beforehand.\n\nProtip 3: The older guy with glasses and a mustache who owns the places is actually pretty funny. If you go in late at night (right before closing) and it's not too busy he sometimes talks to customers and is entertaining and funny.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wVRKhP_DVTUFLR0-ZUbjTQ", "text": "This is my MUST STOP BY place in Berkeley when I go out there with my boyfriend. We LOVE LOVE LOVE Gypsy's Chicken. I've tried a few other dishes here, but when I tried their gypsy's Chicken...I fell in love. My boyfriend eventually started eating it too after trying mine. I've brought a few friends here, and they too love the dish.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cL2Z7EPl91f0VOFSCngWJQ", "date": "2010-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-WW5IfPtU1gbpPV_CndYJQ", "text": "I wish San Francisco had a place like Gypsy's! A friend brought me here after rock climbing, swearing that the combination of price and quality was unbeatable. We both had Gypsy's Chicken by his recommendation. Penne, cream sauce, mushroom, garlic and chicken. Amazing! The garlic bread was awesome, too - actual roasted garlic on bread. \n\nI'll be coming back to Gypsy's anytime I'm in Berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tGkfSO_bRpXsSI1JYv1wQQ", "date": "2009-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WXoHutBGLEVSanwCFmIqLQ", "text": "When I think about what I miss about my time at UCB, Gypsy's ALWAYS comes to mind. I LOVED the gypsy's chicken! It was so much food I always ate half and kept the other half for my next meal.  I've heard the prices have gone up since my time there, but it was really cheap when I was there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w7XizuDQWdZ2ufCW3Fko2A", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WXY_tFS78Lk1dN4Hqe8TcQ", "text": "Totally love this place. I come here every time I crave simple italian or just visiting my sister at Berkeley. I'm a simple person and a creature of habit and this place sure hits the spot. I usually get Gypsy's Chicken. Its creamy and delicious. An absolute fave that my boyfriend and I order every time. The price range is decent. About 7 dollars a plate.\n\nThey have pizza, pasta, salad, calzones. Located near campus! After a good meal, you can walk a couple feet away to grab dessert at the donut shop or quench your thirst with some bubble tea.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wxRHXZBIY_adnPFyA7tBAA", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X05oKDHkAU7wmPvCCdxOvg", "text": "Amazingly consistent, solid Italian food.  Great pastas and sauces...and tons of it.  The portions are huge and the prices are always right.  Love this place for a dependably good meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A3HfE_Gdcot_QDdgJC47og", "date": "2010-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X6y7T-Xmg_WyvaIbo2wlRg", "text": "I love Gypsy's!  Everytime I'm up here in Berkeley, I always want to stop by here!\n\nI love their pastas because they always seem to fill me up and they're good the next day.  My friend always comes here for their calzones, but i never realized how HUGE they were until he showed me.  Even the box it came in was fit for a cake or something.  \n\nThis is the kind of place that gives you a generous amount of food for what you pay.  Just a block away from UC Berkeley and near many other restaurants.  Can get crowded at times, but it's worth the wait.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PRNtQPpxp5TYfobRTAA7XQ", "date": "2009-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XCzxfAX-TfDE27Za-D2e9Q", "text": "Gypsy's is pretty decent when it comes to quick and cheap pasta.  I had the carbonara without the bacon.  I know...I know...what's carbonara without the bacon, but I don't eat pork so the creamy sauce, egg, and cheese made me happy.  BF had the chicken Marsala, which was good.  The chicken was very moist and tender and the flavor of the sauce was perfect; not too salty and not under flavored.  I had to take away two stars only because when we walked in there were plenty of empty tables.  The only thing was that none of the tables were cleaned after each patron.  I actually had to clear my own table, which was pretty disgusting.  I understand the place gets pretty busy, but it's totally unacceptable when tables aren't cleared right away.  This definitely doesn't affect another trip to Gypsy's.  I'd probably just take it to go next time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dpLJ_78PwQ_ti4NBTLXy9g", "date": "2008-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XEMyePqDSlRpIkZSt7FJXQ", "text": "So yum in so many ways.  I can't help but order cream dishes each time I come.  The red sauce is super tasty but I love what is done here with cream and butter.  If you're still hungry you may get a donut right outside in the next biz across the dining patio.  So yum.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CvWsLPKt5PxN1BleG4yNyA", "date": "2008-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XIC34Oj9_3g-Zfjo9rEA4A", "text": "Every time we go to the \"South side\" for lunch, I become even more mad that my building is closer to the \"North side\", where there is essentially nothing but sandwich shops.  Since I'm carb loading, I've been trying to eat more pasta.  Tried La Val's on the North side last week and was unimpressed.  Labmate said there was a good Italian place in the Asian food court.\n\nGypsy's is excellent!  I ordered the capriccioso, which was penne with spinach, red peppers, garlic, tomato sauce and cream, for $6.51.  Really good portion and tasted delicious.  Comes with a side of garlic bread.  And this is real garlic bread, as in bread with roasted garlic spread on top.  Yummy.  I asked for a cup of water, and was given a glass.  The other food my friends ordered also looked and tasted good.\n\nThe inside seating was full and it was kind of stuffy, so our group opted to sit outside.  The outside seating is just ridiculous.  There are plenty of tables, but the benches are situated so that you can only use two sides of the table, a long and a short side.  If there were chairs, problem would be solved, but there weren't any.  \n\nSummary: Good food, quick, inexpensive = Thumbs up!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_dUFC3yYJLnZf1iF2_oqtQ", "date": "2008-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xLpaEkM30zPlph6nibrx9g", "text": "No other place serves cheap, delicious pasta like this.  IT'S SO CHEAP.  I still haven't made my way to Cafe Vivoli in SF, apparently the Gypsy's of SF.  \n\nGodfather's Favorite ftw!  Frutti di mare (request white sauce instead of red) is also amazing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "r-8eQ28RhnQPJdZXHcTXrw", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XmAV_p9C4DPMmnjyu0RSqA", "text": "I'm slowly starting to like Gypsy's now. The first time I had it and I especially hated the crazy Alfredo. (I still don't really recommend getting the Crazy Alfredo) I've tried the shrimp tortellini which is very good. The Grandfather's Favorite is alright, personally I think it's a bit overwhelming with all of the meat but some people really love their meat so this dish could be perfect for those people.\n\nI also really like the calzone's because it gives me my carb fix. I'd recommend getting the calzone only if you LOVE cheese because it is stuffed with a lot of cheese. I personally like the pesto calzone a lot though the ricotto cheese can be a bit too much after eating over half of the calzone. I'd recommend sharing the calzone with someone else.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xmtAoEPa1IJIZ1H11OoP0A", "text": "Such a great bargain for Italian food in middle of Berkeley campus.\nPortions are enormous and prices are under $10.\nThey got pasta, ravioli and these football-size cal zones.\n\nThis place is always packed with CAL students so sometimes it's kind of hard to find a table. \n\ntip: Go eat a donut from King Pin's donuts across the alley from them afterwards.\nbest feeling ever.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wczP8ehoY_SWCRRLFuSNrg", "date": "2012-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xMyNgh7aDNTqlDuc6XAlSA", "text": "There's a reason this stuff is good...with all that cream and butter what could go wrong? In the end its cheap college food that makes the Freshman 15 last all four years of college!\n\nIts got a fast turnover rate, making the food fresh regardless of their frozen meat. There's a simple formula of sauce (tomato, pesto, or alfredo ie. CREAM) + pasta + meat + some kind of veggies or none at all. This is just generally hearty college italian-style food.\n\nAnd if you're in for the big time, eat one of their liver sized calzones. You'll be surprised you can finish it. It takes a little longer, but the greasy gooey-ness is oh so satisfying.  But don't expect anything worth calling Italian. \nThis place is Cal's favorite Italian, but it doesn't mean that Cal students have a refined palate. But it does satisfy that craving for college-style food at college-style prices!\n\nSo if you're a poor college student, or even a college-grad looking for nostalgic shit college food, this is really all you have to choose from in Berkeley.\nOh and call in the order when there's a long line, even from right outside the store!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aMOQUtikM2CzotY9-FqkDg", "date": "2010-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xnedk8RGHSJadwORvt4oaw", "text": "This has got to be one of the best deals in the entire bay area.  Thanks to the yelpers on the penne gorgonzola tip... I've decided to go veg for the next month and this didn't leave me feeling like I missed out on anything.  Awesome dish!  Yes, heavy and creamy and rich, but oh, so worth it!  I get the small salad (not so small, but only 1.99), and then have two meals for one low price!  I ordered the Frutti Del Mar for hubby and an extra order for the kids so I don't have to cook dinner tonight.  I think most places would laugh at you if you told them that you wanted shrimp, mussels and calamari on your pasta and oh, by the way, you want it for under $8!\n\nI haven't had the same experience with a rude cashier.  The man standing there both times is a middle aged mexican man and he turns people around quickly, but I don't think of it as rude... just efficient.  I had a large order (13 items) to take back to the office and he insisted that one of his guys help me to the car.  I told him it was no problem, I could make two trips, but he wouldn't hear of it.  I got both a 'thank you' and 'have a nice day' from both him and the guy who helped me carry my stuff.\n\nIt's a bit of a trek from Emeryville, but as long as I get there a few minutes before noon, I'm golden!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kmhG4VLtJH0vaiA1U3fxnw", "date": "2008-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XpH68cw3dXvWME3DclmKgg", "text": "oh, gypsy's, how i love thee. basically, cheap eats in the UC Berkeley campus area that offers fast and affordable food. italian is my favorite, and honestly, i would choose gypsy's any day over some stuffy over-priced restaurant in SF. the calzones are pretty amazing, just take awhile to pop out. today i tried the crazy alfredo, and at first i wasn't too fond of it, but it grew on me. this place is heaven. ahhhh i love gypsy's! by the way, every single dish is literally under $7 and the portions are HUGE!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "x1PwDHDt5chHgYurXF6e1Q", "date": "2008-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xVAPwcSBjFOwLIKRnphaEA", "text": "For cheap, tasty, fast Italian, this place rocks. Made the mistake of phoning in a takeout order of 2 Godfather's Favorites on a Saturday night. The guy on the phone didn't ask for my name, give me an order number, or anything. He just hung up. After walking into the place I learned why. It was a cluster- you-know-what of Cal students with a huge line ( which moves way faster than it looks). My bad. Next time I will just go directly there to order it and take it out. After finally tracking an employee down, he went in the back and retrieved the bag it had probably been sitting in for 10 minutes. Took it home and gorged...no worries, still piping hot and a cheesy, orgasmic, bed of wonderfulness. Dirt cheap, too! While waiting on the food, saw another customer eating the lasagna which looked amazing...that's next on my list.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q0soFdKlpBSQc9fC87wEkA", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y4D0llhemPFMvKZ4l_Zi3Q", "text": "This place is not a full service restaurant. It's one of those places where you order at the counter, pay and then wait for your number to be called to pickup your food. They do serve the food on real plates and silverware. The food is amazing though. The price is extremely reasonable. We paid $25 for 2 plates of pastas and a pizza. Ok then, here's the low down on the food we had.\n\nLinguini Carbonara - it was amazing. They load it with lots of pancetta.\nLinguini with Clams and Cream sauce - I've never had it with cream sauce. They give you lots of chopped clams and chopped garlic. It was delicious. \nPizza - we had the Caprese. The toppings were great and fresh. The thin crust had really good flavor but the center got really soggy due to the juices from the fresh tomatoes. I hate soggy crust.\n\nThe pasta dishes came with a piece of roasted garlic toast, omg, it was so good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EDihebzT0yqsgc5_HlAsPQ", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y8bdxKbZWbeR1sGkw4QbCg", "text": "I love this place! It's not pricey and they give you so much food! The food is always really hot and they give you garlic bread (with actual garlic on it!) which is delicious. The serving sizes are huge! I usually end up taking half of it home and it still tastes delicious the next day. \nI have had the lasagna, gnocchi and chicken and broccoli which have all been amazing (the lasagna was especially amazing!\nThe staff is pretty indifferent but they are so busy that it doesn't even really matter. There is usually a lot of people but it is still a pretty nice atmosphere to dine in.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R_PGKXggXRK5cjNpe7fV8w", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YAkhQSDoAlYqRwDdGnGjUg", "text": "Great Location \nGood Prices \nPasta is great \nCalzones need work- kinda blah \nQuick and Filling", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wXGx5Jsr6qkOdu83vp5tKg", "date": "2011-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ybA7Ps8Xls-du4OVish2sg", "text": "One of two of the best Italian places in Berkeley.\n\nWarning:  lots of very immature, very clueless, very rude and sometimes stinky smelling students swarm this area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3Vuw38TOQxh7_YQBatYezQ", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ycX90m5pMJXIrN3Uu0OeiQ", "text": "Gypsy's is a great place for pasta, calzones, pizza and sandwiches close to the campus. They have a pretty broad menu for those that love variety. I used to try their different calzones (~$6), and the serving sizes are huge, aka lunch, dinner, and breakfast the next morning.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lOOuesNhuV81aHNWt_rf4g", "date": "2008-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YgMKePHcQiECy1zlPnPeuQ", "text": "so delicious!\n\n-Pesto chicken--yumyum and oily.\n-Pasta special with eggplant, chicken, and marinara sauce: good!\n-Vegetarian marinara pasta stuff: Full of veggies but bland! passss.\n-Victor's spaghetti--Beef, onion, tomatoes, and marinara sauce: yum!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YIJcz_RpZ1Qh52bWltOErg", "text": "Ate there with a friend a few years ago - there was a moth in her salad. No joke - a moth. Enough said.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "0vE4nvHu9E8TuafwI65wrw", "date": "2009-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YJGneLsQ4siCP5cj4Icn2Q", "text": "Calzones are awesome and quite filling. Large varied menu leaves tons left to be tried. Good stuff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yjy0IF9I4RiQUiKpL0Id1w", "text": "i try not to  yelp a place until i've been there a couple of times . i think its unfair to judge an  establishment after just one visit. with that said...\n\nif i just said the word \" gypsys ' on a random night, all the folks that i kick it with would be juiced because this place is just that awesome. \n\nthe SERVICE is great considering how busy they are all the time.\n\nthe PRICE is just right for any budget. 7 dollars would get you a hearty italian dish. 6 dollars would get you a giant calzone. 5 dollars a bomb ass meat ball sub. 4 dollars, well i dont know a salad?\n\nthe ATMOSPHERE is nice. inside -  its a little small but has that cozy feeling. outside - its walking distance from UC berkeley so after your meal, you can just stroll down telegraph and soak in the culture of the city.\n\nthe FOOD is delicious. youre paying fast food price for restaurant quality food. honestly i think its better than some restaurants i been to. if you dont know what to order just close your eyes and point at the menu youd probably enjoy the outcome. the only thing i would not recommend is the lasagna, i didnt like it but then again im not a big fan of lasagna in general so yeah.\n\ni hope this review helped .", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UZlvDZBFSbAekCI85ULuyw", "date": "2011-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ym262oZ-38bfjgAGWERMsg", "text": "This place is the bomb. Went here with a couple of friend. First off this is how Pasta should be priced. For goodness sake why go to olive garden and pay 15 bucks when you can pay 6.50!!!!!! I got the godfather but tried my buddys pesto. From now on Im gettin pesto but the godfather was great as well. Btw incredibly fast service, and the calzones are HUGE. This is now my DEFAULT italian place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_NxOlVyCnoqAYX4nqz28Mw", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YOEgeJ9nkfiEmEAP16as_w", "text": "I wasn't even hungry at first, but my friend and these two girls dragged me here and just ordered a bunch of shit and made me try it. \n\nIt turned out to be pretty great. The dishes are prepared very traditionally and also well presented.  I tried the chicken \nfettuccini  with pesto and it was terrific. I also tried the rigatoni with meat sauce and shreaded chicken. It was excellent although the meat sauce had some weird yellow cheese in it that didn't go well with it. That and the garlic bread  having giant chunks of wet garlic on it were the only 2 bad things about this place.\n\nOver all i'd say this place is A OK especially if you are into traditional itialian cuisine.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "puDH06L5VpWMYhfbiPC-rw", "date": "2009-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yS2FBqtFUBObAPpZHaf32A", "text": "Best sang good greasy Italian food EVER!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Kr8uSR7HMMmQnVsKgHpHGg", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YUT8v3t832H423c1VyHwdA", "text": "Gypsy's is a good destination if you're looking for tasty but cheap italian food. I highly recommend the Crazy Alfredo. It's one of the best items on their menu. It's often crowded, but they have extra seating outside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WzaKxmKWsK7T2XZ-XH3cXg", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ywhvKAaAbwDfRI1kapXncw", "text": "Clam linguine in white sauce.  It's awesome, and creamy.  And it taste like goodness.\n\nThe wait for your food is pretty long, but only because there is a constant flow of people ordering.  Just know that you'll be the last one out if your buddies are ordering elsewhere in the Asian Ghetto.\n\nOh, their garlic bread is SO good.  It's real garlic that you mush and spread onto your bread, so it taste homemade and fabulous.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tGgTIueZy1JNTzQD9rkZLQ", "date": "2008-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yXWpoO95RjQETJCLtQTXPw", "text": "Godfather's favorite. My favorite. Can't get over their garlic bread either, absolutely delicious AND with real garlic puree. Definitely recommended for all pasta lovers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eP66Fwdn1JgL4W-mE1I4aQ", "date": "2011-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YYbtc6Tr33MubDRotvW8WA", "text": "i love this place!  Pollo con pesto everytime!  Never disappoints!  Fast, cheap and YUMMY!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fLG5zojskXuzYhhUGkb5Dw", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-Z5M0KA-LVH1DT2WIY9tjg", "text": "Okay, honestly, I can do the same things they do just standing there look at the cooks.\n\nSo what do they do? A couple cloves of garlic, some heavy cream, some meat, and add some heavy cream. Two minutes later, voila! enjoy your meal and $7 forever in the abyss of regret. \n\nI guess it's okay for college budget, but wouldn't hurt to use a little bit of spice yea? But I guess a dash of something here and there would have doubled the price.\n\nI been at Cal for 3 years and I only been there twice, excluding the times other people ordered for me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_zc1RbaTdhdlh8Own_YJhg", "text": "Cheap Italian food, and for the price it's really quite good. I got their number in my phone and often order stuff to pick-up. They also have calzones and pizzas which are both really good. Great place to go for college students.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nyPa5dagmPy_9wgh6kkYUA", "date": "2011-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zDwL6Sp_xt5fu8l8Owj5Ag", "text": "Yum! I go here all the time for their lasagna! I always say I want to try something new, but I just can't get away from the lasagna - great Italian foods at GREAT prices! Stuck in a little college town next to UC Berkeley, of course the prices would have to match for broke college students, perfect for meeee! Only inconvenience is that it's really smallllll but other than that - it's delicious, so worth it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7LVNTP_taHruYgG6Vc6jwQ", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zHumxJ9BEbKaH9lIN4lV5Q", "text": "Cheap Italian food easily accessible for college student is a pretty accurate description of Gypsy's.\n\nWhen I come here, I usually get the calzone that they offer. They're priced around $6.25 or so, so cost is about average compared to other places in the Asian Ghetto. The calzone is huge! It's literally like the size of a football cut vertically. My only complaint about it is that it takes too long to cook once you've ordered it, and also that if you get the pesto and chicken calzone, the pesto's green oil just seeps out, making the calzone unappetizing and the chicken is quite dry. I've ordered most of their calzones at least once and always, it's filled with enough cheese to clog your arteries. \n\nI've tried the gnocci here once, but they give you such a tiny portion of it and drench it in so much white sauce, it's not something I would get again. \n\nNot the most healthy place to eat, especially the white sauce pastas, but worth trying out if you haven't had it before and want to have the whole Asian Ghetto experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2010-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zI3mipaCuG1D_v59xua-kw", "text": "I have had quite a lot of Italian food but when i had the Crazy Alfredo i was blown away and this place instantly got a place in my mind and i will remember this place on my yearly  trip to Berkley. The price is great and its ready pretty fast. I came in while I was with a group and we were running on a pretty late schedule and we had to catch BART, I came in and ordered and i had my food ready in time with everyone else without having to sacrifice taste. This place has: good food, great atmosphere, amazing service, and just something about the place that separates it from the rest", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EPuUMFeFIMRhvHZBPLpFjA", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZibsP8-4j0RC0VYw8ak5og", "text": "Gypsy's Gypsy's Gypsy's.\n\nFirst off, I've only ordered the Pollo con Pesto, since I am a super duper Pesto fan and that's all I want whenever I am in \"Durant Food Court\" (Asian Ghetto).\n\nThe bread...eh. I could do better myself (no seriously try my garlic bread) their little garlic slice isn't even tasteful. Sorta kills the bread for me.\n\nThe pasta is amazing. It's never been over/under cooked but I do have to complain about the creaminess. At times there is wayyyyy too much creaminess and it just becomes a HEAVY meal for me.\n\nThe chicken is sometimes dry, but usually really good in the Pollo con Pesto plate.\n\nI recommend Gypsy's, but be wary of your diet, as Christine C.'s interview says, your arteries will suffer.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wCJATJj7YcpAKYCuMjJl4w", "date": "2009-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZNltWvuG0OmhioZwaCHeNg", "text": "I was much conflicted in writing this review. I like the place although.. I really cannot stand the abhorring odor/stench that attacks your olfactory system upon stepping into the college-student ridden little restaurant. Nonetheless, they do hold certain appeals.  So, here's a list of what I think are the: most \"bang for your buck\" dishes,some suggestions as well as general dislikes about the place. \n\nBest dishes:\nPrimavera Calzone, Greek Salad (or any other salad on the menu), Lasagna, Fetuccine con Pesto. \n\nDislikes: They need to clean up the place! Although they do have a solid consumer population, and cleaning up after college students who probably couldn't change their own diapers isn't easy, it is not excuse to have that kind of smell invade whoever walks through/past the door. \n\nGeneral suggestions: If you're looking to go there, be sure to evade times such as 1-3, and 5-7, where the mob just over-runs the place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "m5heP-HiotiMxmbdI0CmDg", "date": "2009-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zoRd66enM0CqW6SWfFYXHw", "text": "Cheapest best pasta I've ever had...  I tried the Godfather's favorite and was very satisfied.  I even had to wait until I was back in San Francisco to try it.  For the price, you'd have a hard time finding better.  Want to come back... because portions are also more reasonable than you think.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aqarlVqaHj8oY_6DHcwApg", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zVyi5psOkJx44MizGr7s_A", "text": "I love this place!  Cheap, quick food with huge portions, plus it's delicious.  I'm craving it right now!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CXmoa4xbx08ncDy74btgIg", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zzjKP-fFskqEKVD6PCblLw", "text": "Love this place. Has some of the best pasta for a reasonable price.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a0l0XROehSUPgUosfcBRMw", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6Zdw1KwOsEVriir0hiEtMw", "text": "Charges 50 cents for credit card purchases.\n\nHuge portions, always filling. Pretty good food, pretty good deals. Pastas are very creamy, sometimes too creamy. \n\nGet the Godfather's Favorite or the Crazy Alfredo! Or just about anything else if you can't decide.\n\nAlso, the calzone's are huge. Huge. Like bigger than your face huge. And it looks like they come in those pink boxes used in Chinatown for cakes xD", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8w6PRgMUnzVepwvXF58I9w", "text": "maybe a 5th star if the seating situation was better.  the pasta i got was pretty delicious.  i can't recall the name of it but it was penne marinara with a hint of creme, with mushrooms, spinach, garlic, and olives, i believe.  fairly generous portions.  i tried a few bites of a friends' veggie pizza (with BROCCOLI !!!) and it was awesome.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DBmfZth9FRiV2xDZAhSzpQ", "date": "2008-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aV3xRc6Fqa3ZRKWWKi46_w", "text": "best pasta: Godfather's favorite...\nIf you happen to like something Don Vito approves of, the NY Mafia might just spare you.\n\n...but you might die later on from high cholesterol and heart disease. just FYI.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M1CoMdlEFktYLIXBTXWzsA", "date": "2008-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dRsu5nE-i1OWDa0FZYnpWQ", "text": "Not very refined food, to be sure, but if you need some basic hunks of meatballs and a boatload of pasta in a hurry and/or late at night, it doesn't get any better in the entire city of Berkeley. The food is good quality and ample, but the place lacks any sort of cozy atmosphere. Yet, I give it 5 stars for saving me from passing out on a street after a long set of classes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_Dk9C30ByfZ41MHizXlMZA", "date": "2006-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Fu2dA_3NuB3DCfsXukT7jA", "text": "Over the course of my life, my internal ranking of Gypsies has gone from 5-stars (as an underclassmen at Berkeley) down to 4 stars and now even probably a 2 or 3 star place, but I'll average it out. I like how it's quick and pretty cheap. The gnocchi marinara is a good dish, and, like all of their pasta dishes, comes with a piece of warm garlic bread.\n\nThe pasta Cappriciosa (I believe it's called that) is also very good.\n\nI saw Carmelo Anthony eating here once. Pretty random, but I guess he had just gone to a Cal game while the Nuggets were in town.\n\nThe calzones are enormous and the salads are actually pretty good too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wCSlnMsSapVZfAJ-hKmKQA", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fuXG0uYoFruoOTBvPbuwUA", "text": "I honestly don't know why I'm reviewing a place that has this many reviews and great rating because obviously it's known to be good....but here's my two cents.\n\nOrder your food before you go if you don't have a lot of time.\nOrder a calazone and put yourself into a food coma you won't regret.\nLaugh at everyone who thinks you just came to class with a pink box full of donuts, when in reality it's your personal ticket to food paradise with a layover in food coma-ville.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tTW7ILzRPcqDvJvqddlGVw", "date": "2012-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HssyNH_Mw9vTw-7KS_Nnfw", "text": "Cheap and a lot of food. I got the eggplant sandwich for like, 5 bucks? and it was huge. The bread is good quality, the eggplant is drowning in batter and cheese as you would expect, and they throw on a ton of roasted garlic if you ask for it, which is probably the best thing about this restaurant. You should definitely get the side salad (it's pretty big) in order to add some vegetables to the artery-clogging food here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_OGvAo_TAVNMCO84PT-WNQ", "date": "2008-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "L1cB8pE879CjW2lZ-GL-6g", "text": "I really don't know why I'm writing this. If you're a student at Cal, you have eaten here. Otherwise, you are probably dead inside.\n\nIt's good when you're hungover from gameday and it's cold, and it's good when you're depressed from being in the library for 8 hours. If I'm trying to be healthier, I get the shrimp on angel hair or pomodoro. If I'm feeling straight up terrible, godfather's favorite cures all. Just go to the gym a little extra next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KHRjyRbIKK_d4VESzvXBBg", "date": "2010-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PWL6AiKewmT6Y6_CRCkytw", "text": "Pasta tastes good and is cheap but may give you a stomach ache if you haven't built up your tolerance to grease. Most people are obsessed with this place during freshman year and then reach a point where they never want it again in life. Restaurant always smells vaguely like homeless. Ah, memories.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FxoGMfDIj4Z0H8Sl6CNiDg", "date": "2012-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QmnuBMuby23eD8VOmFDibw", "text": "I ordered the carbonara with extra parmesan and added sausage, and I also ordered a side salad (with yummy caesar dressing) and a soda.\nIT WAS SOOO GOOD. And cheap too! My order came to around $10, which is pretty decent giving the fact that Gypsy's portions are really generous.\nI actually had to take some to go.\n\nThe only complaint I have was that the carbonara was a teeny bit dry (I don't know what's up with me and thinking that my food is dry, lol.)\n\nMy friend who was with me ordered the combo calzone, and he thought that the calzone was ok, but that the sausage and sicilia calzones are way better.\n\nAll in all, Gypsy's is a great place, and it's definitely worth your money.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KxPitqwopikyxWkBl11eJA", "date": "2011-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qMVQjmDJJ3maOUs5cdUfTg", "text": "their spaghetti and meatballs is so disgusting. the pasta is overcooked and bland. the meatballs are literally blocks of rectangular meat and taste like cat.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vAWKY0uBgeOtUzrP6Qc34A", "text": "This italian restaurant is different from one I have ever been to. First off it smells like Cheese the moment you enter. Kinda sickening and kinda not. I like cheese, but when it's too cheesy I feel like I want to barf. Don't worry I didn't barf. \n\nAnyway this italian restaurant is like fast food, but the quality is plated restaurant style. You order, take your number, wait for them to call your number, and then you EAT! I had the Pollo Con Pesto Pasta and my boyfriend had the Gypsy's Chicken Pasta. Big portions! If I had known that from the beginning, I probably would have shared a dish instead of getting my own. The bread that came with the pasta wasn't that great, but the pasta itself was so damn good! The only thing that was making me hesitant about eating the pasta, was that it was so filling! I felt so heavy with every bite I was taking. After eating half of my meal I felt like a ginormous whale!!! The pesto pasta I had was very cheesy and had lots of pesto sauce (i think it was dripping in oil too). The pasta noodle was yums! The Gypsy's Chicken Pasta looked too creamy. I don't really like creamy stuff. Overall this place serves really heavy food!! Be ready to get food coma after!\n\nI paid $15 for both of us, so like $7.50 per dish? SUPER CHEAP! Especially for Italian food. Open late and a great place for college students on a low budget.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pmKnNkGVgzhMkwJaTU5apA", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZIxmOhMID0MpL_yb6rZuCA", "text": "If you've ever seen the episode of \"Sex and the City\" where Carrie wonders why Big keeps taking her to that shameful Chinese hole, you will understand how I feel about Gypsy's. No, I do not bring my ugly dates to this Mecca of cheap college dining; Gypsy's IS my dirty little late-night secret. Every now and then I will make the trek in the cold, dark night of Berkeley to make sweet, sweet love to a tub of pasta or a calzone the size of a small child. Gypsy's and I have a mutual understanding: I know that I am getting more than what I'm paying for in the way of quantity but should not ask for a whole lot of quality, and Gypsy's knows that I will not be spending the night.\n\nWe're also not exclusive, but when I go back, Gypsy's gives me the same love that it did the last time I stopped by. We engage in a tableside romp that is both rough yet tender. The tender part being that the pasta tends to be slightly past the ideal point of al dente, and the rough being that every time a plate is presented before me, I attack it with more gusto than I ever knew myself capable of.\n\nOvercooked pasta aside, the dishes are delicious, and they come with a slice of slightly-toasted bread studded with jewel-like cloves of roasted garlic. You can taste that nothing is homemade, but that's fine. Gypsy's never pretends to be what it isn't, and I've found such authenticity harbored through its maintenance of artificiality one of its more charming traits over my two-year affair. Among my favorites are the Crazy Alfredo, a dish that gels a trifecta of meats (chicken, meatballs, and sausage) with a red wine cream sauce; the Cappriciosa, which couples the sweetness of roasted red peppers with the acidity of a marinara made rich with a dollop of cream; the Funghi, a mushroom dish that packs a punch with the rich headiness of smoked mozzarella; and, of course, their many calzones, which are loaded with tons of cheese and tomato paste (or pesto). The calzones take around twenty minutes to bake, and some people just don't have the patience nor the ingenuity to wait for such delightful confections. I have the latter. I (albeit pathetically) call them up right before I'm to make my journey over; that way, it's practically ready for me when I walk in the door! I love the shiny, brown top that I like to crack like a creme brulee.\n\nThe couple of items that I did not much care for at Gypsy's both involved whole chicken breast (in most chicken dishes, they will cut it up for you in thin strips): the chicken piccata and the chicken marsala. Both are pretty delicate dishes, so perhaps it's best to save them for when you're going to a grown-up, chi-chi, jacket-required, no-quickie-in-the-bathroom (we-actually-have-a-bathroom)-policy type of place. At Gypsy's, if you are really looking to nurse your hankering for either dish, expect a thin filet of breast that lingers on the dry side and an alarming absence of much flavor. The sauces didn't do much for me; in the end, the dishes ended up just tasting like... chicken. And who wants that at Gypsy's?\n\nThose are just two items on the menu, out of probably around sixty. Just as long as one lets go of any expectations of staggering cleanliness, creativity, and class, one should find Gypsy's to be the little one-night stand that could, night after night. Really, what do people expect from an Italian restaurant in the section dubbed Asian Ghetto? Ditch the credit card and grab a handful of dollar bills on your way to Gypsy's. It's guaranteed to be at least cleaner than what else you might use those bills on.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yG002rouE9uVYJWpPHcC9g", "date": "2007-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "7zROExizznnWENYT7X-19w", "text": "I didn't like this place the first time I tried it.\nI didn't like this place the second time I tried it.\nI didn't like this place the third time I tried it.\nI didn't like this place the fourth time I tried it.\n\nYou're probably wondering why I keep trying it then. I wonder that too. For some reason I always think this place will be better if I order something else, but it never is. \nI just don't understand why everyone loves this place. I can only guess it's because of it's proximity to campus, or that it's better than the other restaurants in Asian Ghetto.\n\nThe pasta here is oily, greasy, and heavy. The feeling I get after eating here is gross, it's like I drank a bowl of msg or something.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "m7rbZtL4b8du326Ng43SiA", "date": "2012-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bRoNpdeEJKhLQeGDhN5S7w", "text": "So I was reading about this place on yelp all day and finally at lunch went to go eat. I had the calzone primavera. It was good. $6 for a great size personal calzone. I was definitely pleased.\n\nBad note, which I do understand that it happens, I found an olive pit in the calzone. It was a surprise and I almost lost my teeth.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XSCtPo2vklAMbvb33dMH4Q", "date": "2007-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Eu1R2UZVwTGV218XwfoQ6Q", "text": "A lot of the pasta dishes are very heavy and greasy... After eating here, I get a complimentary lip gloss because of all the oil from the pasta. I've tried a lot of different pastas here, and I think the one that is the least heavy is the Pomodoro. It's plain, but it's delicious, and it doesn't make me feel like dying afterwards. Great garlic bread! If you take it to go, eat your garlic bread before it gets soggy in the to go box :(. Calzones are also HUGE. I would probably gain two pounds if I finished one by myself.\n\nConvenient location. Nice prices and serving sizes. Difficult to find seating inside for big groups.\n\nQUICK STORY: I brought my friend, who was a prospective student, to Gypsy's. He was in the process of eating his pasta when a homeless man came up to our table, grabbed his plate, and walked off to a corner to eat it... A worker noticed this and took the plate right away, but this angered the homeless man who threw his fork at the worker and yelled something O_O. Yeah. Great welcoming experience for my friend. He's still came to Cal for college though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "mXBLqR2L2is6-xC4JyRcAg", "text": "Do you like butter? Because there is roughly an entire stick of it in each one of the orders here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0WKjkVfB1rseuyqD2NsyQg", "text": "If you're looking for ambience, keep walking.  It's Berkeley.  Like, practically on campus, Berkeley.  Like, I'm going to kill these packs of students if they don't walk across the street so I can find a damn parking place, Berkeley.  But it's cheap and quick and surprisingly good.  And you get a lot of good for the price.  Try the carbonara.  The students are even kinda cute (in a non-creepy way) when you're not starving and/or pissed as hell from driving around for 8 hours (or 20 minutes) looking for parking.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UH2MHbbbPl0dK6ptKA5x8w", "date": "2008-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "150ua6KqSfgCwyssYQEVqA", "text": "Yeah..it's good...but I feel like every time I order something with the cream sauce, it's the same taste.  They're obviously using the same sauces for their pastas. \n\nIt's definitely worth it in terms of size and fulfillment, but if you're looking for a healthy meal, look elsewhere.  The chicken salads are pretty worth it - they give a good portion.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1niqsAT11xbf_IsPpE7vWQ", "text": "I went back to Gypsy's after trying Pasta Bene and I realized how poor it was in comparison. The food at Pasta Bene is so much better than Gyspy's and the prices are the same! The wait time at Gyspy's is almost 30mins guaranteed while it's only 10 mins max at Pasta Bene. Gyspy's definitely has become the perpetual second choice for Italian food after Pasta Bene. Even the selection is smaller at Gyspy's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3eUAZvGH-HxzL8Ia9xaxOg", "text": "I gotta say, this place is a great combination making this a solid 4+star place. First of all the value. The prices are great. $20 can feed two people very well. \nSecond the quantity. They give you a lot of food for the few bucks you spend there. For instance, I got a Combo Calzone and spent under $7. According to their signs you can get a salad and soda added on to any plate for a total of $8.99. NOW THAT'S A DEAL!!!! \nThird and most importantly, is the quality. It was quite busy when I went so I waited a few minutes, but it was because you can see,every place is made to order, not because they were falling behind..... IT'S ALL FRESH!!! So the quality is amazing!! I will be going back to this place many more times, that's for sure.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_VjAjQZDlWum7lo2iTWvOQ", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3oCf1rAkOCWcXrHvK1iKJA", "text": "Gypsy's is among the elite of Berkeley Southside cheap eats.  If you can stand the long line during the peak dining hours you will be rewarded with a plate of satisfying carbs that will fill you up and not empty your wallet. \n\nThe food isn't authentic, nor does it try to be.  They serve up good dishes of pastas with nice sauces, huge calzones, and tasty thin crust pizzas.\n\nIn my college days I was a fan of the pesto calzones, the chicken gnocci, and the tri-color tortellini (I'm sure there's another name for this dish, but I don't remember it).  I celebrated finishing finals here one semester, and after 22 hours without sleep, it was still a satisfying meal ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "o02AlpbyIEQW7ulgYjxaBA", "date": "2007-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "609a7y0n9mP0xUtjFw6AJw", "text": "The pasta here is soooooooo good! I love the pesto, yum! The pizza is good too, although the pizza takes quite a bit longer to be served than the pasta dishes. You get a good amount of great tasting food for a reasonable price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nnbm3A-CPWYQpsdsy0ZQRg", "date": "2010-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8qUnllLPMobuJJP8xnQZPw", "text": "Good, cheap Italian food in Berkeley's beloved Durant Food Ghetto (there are plenty of other names for the area as well), where usually the Asian choices get all the attention.  I've had a number of things on the menu, and I've liked them all.  I'm especially a fan of Gypsy's Chicken pasta, Gnocchi, Tortellini with baby shrimp, and the pesto pasta.  The pastas are all served with very garlicky bread -- basically a piece of bread with a clove or two of roasted garlic on it -- and the portions are very good.  The pasta dishes are all only $6-$7 each.  Their calzones are also very good, and HUGE!!!  \n\nOn a bad note, I've heard that the pizza is just average, and I would probably recommend going to Fat Slice or Blondie's if you're in a pizza mood.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SqSMWBHD2Lklf_8W5MftPA", "date": "2007-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bfy_RnMH8VBu_vZhyo5hjw", "text": "Hole in the wall Italian place, it's no Pasta Pomodoro or Caffe Del Stelle but it gets the job done. I ordered the Chicken Parmigano, and it was pretty good for what it is, if not cooked in butter and with a ton of cheese baked on it. But for $8 with a side salad and a soda, it's not a bad deal. \n\nStrangely enough, it's in a food court by Cal that is mostly Asian dominated. It's a nice contrast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wdvDGI_gVlGfHhrB01LrzQ", "date": "2011-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BKL5YBH-ihQcqn40Vgf2lQ", "text": "this place is awesome! i can't say that it's RIDICULOUSLY good or anything, but the food is VERY delicious for the price, it's around 6 - 8 dollars and they give you very big portions, you will for sure be satiated after a meal from this place", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ahyo1C6BYLYODW4wqQ0ztg", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bxgJwRN8PlDGDebzt2W1hA", "text": "Want to know where to get great Italian food for cheap. The Asian ghetto of course! Where else would you go, little Italy? Nah.\n\nGoing to school and being poor makes it hard to find and eat decent Italian food. This food is priced well for what it is, which is cheap Italian food.\n\nI have had almost everything on the menu and there is nothing horrible and nothing exceptional. As yelp describes my three star selection, this place is A-OK indeed. That is all. Move along.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wYFUW0WNGpKr5m7uyzZnww", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DuRqLiGizirDRPjKHTc2fA", "text": "Located by the entrance to the Asian Ghetto, this place serves various pasta plates topped with chicken, seafood, or beef. Cheap ($6-$7), tasty, and their cream sauces are quite filling.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2005-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FRgwmGiN_yQWA1afXCsnhg", "text": "Sooooo many fond college memories at Gypsy's ...\nToo bad my liking for the food here has faded over the years. \n\nGypsy's is most Berkeley students go-to place for lunch, dinner, and of course late-night dinner since it's basically always open. This place is usually packed, but service is fast and they accept credit cards (a huge plus now that the rest of Ghetto is cash only). \n\nThe calzone here is HUGE and pretty good. They take a lil longer to make but definitely worth an order at least once during your college career. I get the combo, with EVERYTHING in it! As for the pastas, I would say that Godfather's Favorite was once my favorite too. \n\nPersonally, I think the food here has gotten oilier over the years and is too heavy on the cream and butter. I always food-coma after a meal here and it's sadly not one of those happy, blissful food comas.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3lzaSIhov9gMvqiJr7RFdQ", "date": "2012-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gGpbr5JWYz5L-Rcu02yHTg", "text": "Italian Fast Food! That alone deserves big juicy red ones!\n\nTheir menu is so extensive and filled with a lovely array of options. It's almost aggravating to just choose one! The service is quick as a bunny, and the food.. OH... MYGOD! I honestly would prefer Gypsy's food over Olive Garden or any other high-priced, sit-down Italian restaurant. They offer enormous portions for half the price. They don't skimp out on the flavors AND cheeeeese! Gypsy's is awesome, CHEAP, and so worth a try =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SOc2fPPAJstS7UzeeeLung", "date": "2007-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GRw0GOrWKpeqR5gaII7l5w", "text": "Gypsy's really is \"A-OK.\" Not bad, but not the best. But not at all bad.\nIt's a staple for UC Berkeley students mostly because it's convenienty located in the Asian Ghetto right across campus. I doubt most people come here because they think the food is actually of superb quality. Gypsy's is like a nice, reliable buddy that you take for granted and don't really hang out with too much (and don't make an effort to change that fact), but you know will always be there when you need someone quick and dependable (or when no one else will play with you). I mean that in the best way possible.\n\nTheir calzone is hands down the best thing on their menu. Calzones take a little longer to make, but it is huge, piping hot, and pretty darn good. And it's chock full of yummy stuff (definition of \"yummy stuff\" depends on which calzone you order XP). Also, f you order your calzone to go, they will give it to you in a large pink pastry box, so from the outside, it looks like you're eating cake for lunch. Hahaha. That's awesome. X)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2EjfO1-gitGFJ0MDFK7VKw", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gYZd0T-U0OI6UTEDPQjjpA", "text": "Yay! A sit down italian place! And you don't have to leave a tip!\n\nI love Gypsy's because it's not trying to be anything that it isn't. They know they're in a completely different realm than the pasta at say... Cheesecake Factory, but they're damn good at serving up some great pasta for some poor and hungry college students. \n\nYou can't really go wrong with anything on the menu. I really like the Gypsy's Chicken, so that's usually what I get when I go, but I've sampled other things on the menu and they're all pretty tasty. \n\nIf you're looking to get your food quickly (and looking to not have to vulture for a table), I'd suggest coming for lunch; it's crazy in there at dinner time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q749TIqmrGx8PBa7wupe8Q", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H9W6usoIcstm49PVCBouQw", "text": "Gypsy's!!!! Ahhhhh. I freaking LOVE this place. My favorite I-just-want-freaking-good-food-and-the-ambiance-doesnt-matter Italian restaurant in California, hands down. You can get a delicious meal for $10 here, and not only be full from it but have your taste buds singing to the heavens about it! \n\nFirst of all, WORD OF ADVICE: BRING CASH!\nThey do add an additional charge (about $1) for ordering with credit card. (Merchants get charged for credit card transactions per transaction, so it makes sense.) \n\nNow, you want recommendations? I highly recommend the Crazy Alfredo or the Godfather. Both are VERY delicious. Personally I prefer the Crazy Alfredo a little bit more, but they both really hit the spot. \n\nI know this place doesn't look fancy, and it's located right in the heart of what the locals call \"Asian Ghetto\" (there are a lot of ghetto looking asian restaurants around this area), but this place is really the best bank for your buck Italian food in the area.\n\nDefinitely worth the drive here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PyItxzr83FRB3h5Plws3EQ", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "igXXTSOPvt2vVFWF5A5sIQ", "text": "Hearty, cheesy, warm, and carbalicious are the four most important adjectives I'd use to describe Gypsy's. \n\nEvery dish I've ever had here has fulfilled my yen for hearty/cheesy/warm/carb goodness. My personal favorites are: Pollo (chicken) con pesto, chicken piccata, Godfather's favorite (this is the ultimate!), meatball sandwich, eggplant sandwich (yummy marinara sauce,) and any/all of the calzones. The garlic bread (with a chunk of warm, soft garlic) seals the deal!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cNgs9Dk2GNB5hYrcMzfZXA", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iWjAV6DvV2H8g0Av5PWGVA", "text": "I have delighted twice now in Gypsy's delectable Eggplant Parm sandwich.  It's big, hot, and oozing.  And less than 6 dollars.  Or maybe a little change added on for tax.  \n\nIt is not the quickest of meals, but it is priced quite right.  The calzones look massive and the next time I go I will be trying one of these bad boys.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ji3ClZCxlJc-sfZjCQ2liA", "text": "HUGE pesto chicken calzone for less than $7. I could only eat half, so I saved the rest for later. Perfect place for a poor hungry college student. \n\nJust to keep in mind.. If you're in a hurry, the calzones take a bit longer than the other restaurants in the courtyard since they have to bake it. Mine probably took about 15 minutes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Io39_XRF6vZuOwOpcXjfBg", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lorTU3eHsdRBIkT8TuiqAQ", "text": "So I used to like Gypsy's because it was quick, relatively cheap, and garlicky and right smack in the middle of Durant Ave. conveniently known as the Asian Ghetto.  Then I got sick once after I ate here.  Which is okay because I self-admittedly have a weak stomach and lactose intolerance + cream sauce doesnt work well.\n\nBut then they tried to steal my cell phone those bastards and I never went back.  Story: left my cell phone on the table one day after I ate here and went back literally 5 minutes later to find it gone.  Asked the cashier 3 times and each time he told me no one had found it.  Went back, desperate, the fourth time and the bus boy told me it was in the cashier's drawer.  Confronted him about it and he reluctantly gave it back. NO APOLOGIES.  SHADY.\n\nBut if you must go, try the Godfather's Favorite, it's greasy creamy goodness on a plate for $6.  Berkeley college food doesn't get much better than this.  Calzones are good too but they take forever.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2006-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lwRbrFww9sRbLEqu_MqHtg", "text": "I've come here a few times, and I gotta say, this place is delicious and very good.\n\nEvery time I've come, I get Gypsy's Chicken. I like how you get a lot of food for a good price, and all the menu items average to about $7-8 dollars.\nI like their bread because they use roasted garlic that is very fresh and it goes very good with the pasta. They do orders very fast, so you'll have your food relatively quick and enjoy it even quicker. =]\n\nGypsy's very popular, which means the place is usually really crowded, and there isn't much seating inside the restaurant or outside because it's in the Asian ghetto which is also usually crowded.\n\nIf you don't mind waiting inside a loud, crowded restaurant for some quality italian food for a reasonable price, this is the definitely the place for you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ApXv0y3KdUYT3AFrYm9l1w", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M7OlLTTy3UAlW23VLpuTAQ", "text": "C'mon UCB students! You clearly haven't ever had real Italian food (I'm not talking about yuppy stuff either.). Where are all the Italian people in the bay area? Oh yeah, in San Francisco.\n\nHow could you give this place more than 3 stars? The food here blows.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "s3H7rTxCLvuVlc1-TKHiRg", "date": "2008-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mAxIGwaZFrcSFNGaZ8FZVA", "text": "MONSTRO servings, very rich and filling meals (you won't find any watery linguini here).  They take cards, which is exceptional in Berkeley, and they serve calzones that are bigger than my head.\n\nGarlic bread is a piece of sourdough (I think) with cooked garlic perched on top of it.  Yum-may.\n\nCosts are reasonable.\n\nWash your glasses before you use them, though.  They're known to be iffy.  Also, Gypsy's can get seriously crowded.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "32sxRjdlvBsQRiwuGQUeXQ", "date": "2005-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nAf8uNrFSNMa441dnMRvpg", "text": "Definitely a good place to go for hungry college students.\n\nTheir calzones are huge and filling. When I say filling, I mean FILLING. I shared a pesto calzone with a friend and when we cut it in half, green oil just started leaking out of that thing like no tomorrow. It was still delicious though (just forgot about calories/oil/sat. fat intake and such).\n\nTheir pasta is also pretty rich and flavorful. I had the....something with sausage. \n\nOverall, I pretty good place for college students to grab some grub. Just watch out for the oil/cream/cheese-induced coma afterwards.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9pAJWhY0xtOuJWlkra9gIw", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NaxvUlDgjbDYjK46GWBXPg", "text": "Here's a bet: of all the places in the world where the menu is on a wall and has two columns of prices, one for those paying with cash and one for those paying with card, you can't get Italian appreciably better than from here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "73Orb8ZEsoCENzZsDhKgvQ", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ohl-KzCZIFXTiZqgLp-4HQ", "text": "Gypsys gets a lot of good reviews, but I think its a little skewed.  It really depends on what you're ordering.\n\nThe pasta dishes are ok.  Too oily for my preference.  You can feel the fat you're eating every time you order a pasta meal, especially the ones with Alfredo.  It's basically white sauces with pools of oil and grease in it.  I usually feel pretty queasy after wards.\n\nThe salads are also only so so.  I've rarely ever seen anyone eat them.  This place is always crowded too, so be prepared to deal with so so service and antsy people.  There's no other good Italian place on the south side, other than pizza.\n\n\nTheir Cal Zones are legit though.  Real legit.  Best Calzone I've ever had, and it's really hard to find a good Calzone.  Just order it.  Words do not do it justice.\n\nGypsys gets a lot of praise from current students, and its well deserved.  They treat Cal students pretty well.  But when you graduate and your an alumni, you find that you like it so much simply because it brings up good memories.  The food itself is okay.\n\nExcept the Calzones.  Did I mention they're legit?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jNpquKQ-lZNzj2HXd_4PKw", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oJ0nMyaih6x54UMTa8rr4A", "text": "Gypsy's is reasonably priced, filling, yummy, and carbilicious - its sure to make your tummy feel warm and happy. I've left Gypsy's with a smile on my face every single time. Their calzones are huge and you can easily share (unless you're feeling greedy) and their servings are enough to feed two people or for two servings (lunch & dinner if you're low on $). My favorite is the Pollo Con Pesto. Yay pesto! I love how they serve their garlic bread with oven baked garlic pieces. Mmmm. The only thing that bothers me is the long line and crowded restaurant but waiting is never a huge problem. They try to get order ready as fast as they can! I know I will enjoy going to Gypsy's for tasty Italian food throughout my years in college!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XXYKOITT7s59SKzZSSv1iA", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qAVGikjEjpTPPmExwiyPAw", "text": "I forgot to mention on a previous review that although the prices here are very cheap the kitchen cooks and busboys are ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FROM MEXICO! With so many Americans out of work you would think that they would hire some. But then again, the owner would not be able to exploit the workers for cheap pay.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "u8-oWejXkRH_HB8JcwTe8A", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QpobvYluNoza78Ksyjs0yA", "text": "Gypsy's is a well-oiled machine, in every sense.\n\nYou can just tell.  The guy at the register is in the Zone, permanently.  Their pasta dishes are wonderfully creamy.  They know how to garnish the cheese jusssst right so that it remains suspended in gooey melted phase, somewhere between solid and string.  Perfect.\n\nUnfortunately, not so perfect are the calzones, which are certainly big enough (but still no match for the Great Joe!) but lack that same meltiness that the pasta possesses; in fact, the 'zones have a nasty habit of being merely lukewarm in the middle.  The personal pizzas, on the other hand, are delectable and are very well-portioned as well.  \n\nWill Gypsy's make you fall whimsically in love like dogs in a Disney movie?  Not quite.  Will Gypsy's simply fill you up right with fattening and famous food?  Oh yes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H45bZndxN89D0TEL7qk0EQ", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QqDvu4e6LxO0n2-OiRsOCg", "text": "Gypsy's has the best pasta I have ever had in my entire life.\n\nI'm going to start this off by saying that I am REALLY picky about my pasta.  My parents both went to college in Italy so I grew up eating Italian food all the time and have been to some of the \"best\" Italian places in the Bay Area.  I've also been to Italy.\n\nHaving said that, no pasta I've ever had matches the perfection that is Gypsy's.  I have had the shrimp alfredo, the godfather's favorite, the pesto, and the carbonara.  They are all amazing.  They're cooked perfectly and they taste like pasta is SUPPOSED to taste.  \n\nI go out of my way to return to Gypsy's since I graduated from Cal.  No place will ever compare.  It might be worth a move back to Berkeley someday.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kO4IWMmjUWkgKcqfxHFNDQ", "date": "2008-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qXyupVC1SFqAh1PyOsfhSg", "text": "Carbonara: In the first few bites, the cream is pleasantly thick and creamy, but the after taste is unpleasant and CLOYING. \n\nPesto Chicken Pasta: Pesto sauce is way too creamy and too rich on the whole. The sauce is too thick. Not refreshing. The chicken: Totally flavorless and tasted plastic. \n\nOkay, this is not a fine dining restaurant. So don't expect a sophisticated tasting and dining experience. But even so, the price is ridiculous for the quality of food you get. I'd rather go to Thai Basil or that Chinese restaurant next door if I were to fork out the same amount of $.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sjEHKb8HIFmynClwfpamlg", "date": "2010-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rF70akmazdfXiP_12u_rxQ", "text": "I end up going to Gypsy's whenever I want to feel insanely satiated/bloated - usually, after a long week of tough classes or work. The first time I went to Gypsy's, I didn't think that the portions were that large. The quantity provided in the dishes looked rather standard for Italian fare, and even with the garlic bread, I didn't think I would be so full. The penne proved me wrong.\n\n I ordered a penne gorgonzola to go, and decided to eat it in my dorm room while watching Dexter. My first impressions of the pasta were fairly good. Good gorgonzola flavor; sauce was slightly too rich, but it was tasty enough; pasta was cooked well; garlic bread was...interesting (never had a whole garlic clove on my bread before). \n\n And then, halfway through the pasta, it hit me: I didn't want to eat anymore. The problem was, my stomach felt full, but my hunger pangs were still not satisfied. It felt like the pasta was sticking to the walls of my stomach, refusing to let peristalsis move it to free up some room. But I wanted to eat more, so I brazenly consumed more and more of that gut-sticking pasta. My memory seems to have failed me, since I can't remember what happened after. Probably went into severe food coma and fell asleep. \n\n My lesson was learned: if you eat Gypsy's, stop before you get that feeling in your stomach. Even for me, a college male who eats a fair amount, one order should probably be enough for a meal and a half, if not more. \n\n On the taste of the food - it ranges from slightly unpleasant to decent, but never fantastic. I've had the penne gorgonzola, carbonara, funghi (my favorite), gnocchi (not good - too sticky), and a few others that weren't too memorable. The sauces are usually a super-heavy cream sauce, or a red sauce that's supposed to be made of tomatoes. The meat is usually a little tough or too fatty, both of which probably contribute to the filling factor. \n\n Go to Gypsy's for the price, the portions, and the proximity. If none of those are too much of a concern, you're definitely better off going somewhere else.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K-03iq-zO8jo9l3NZ0Pavw", "date": "2010-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RLVjNE8Pch8xmnfL0eHT2A", "text": "Great food!\nThe gypsy chicken is awesome!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3NmJ-t_nkG_5vFE6-VoSIg", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rxC45hqntRzDs4hE1WQFiw", "text": "We chowed down here after a day as tourists hanging out in Berkeley. We were 50-somethings with two teens in tow. I imagine that the reviews here would likely divide by age; anyone 21 or younger, this place is a dream -- a cheap pasta feedathon and place to see your friends. Anyone older, it's a raucous, rushed, thrown-together approximation of food, mystery water glasses and napkins, and no bathroom -- or at least no bathroom they will let you use, even when you try to reason with them, even when it's pouring buckets of rain outside, and even when you, as instructed, march down to the lady at the Chinese restaurant at the end of the alley and ask for the key, which, naturally, this being the hard-as-nails Bay Area, she will refuse to give you. \n\nSumming up: your kid will enjoy the place on a visit or if they go to Berkeley. From the rest of us: screw you, Gypsy's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_pBLmn7AWIrmYQ4_C13EGg", "date": "2012-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UpMOkmTFSP6V0Jn-TdlYVg", "text": "OH GOD, SO GOOD!! Everything I have ordered here has always been good. The prices are decent, the portions are good, and the pasta is QUALITY for what you are paying. I think my favorite would be the pollo gorgonzola (I LOVE CHEESE) and the pesto penne. I also like how they give you a piece of bread with garlic on it...delicious! If you need Italian close to the Berkeley campus, this is the place to go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4H2Hl1_ZHFP_ZBz77BhQOA", "date": "2010-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VGXPlnDB3yxyOFyBpz7ZGA", "text": "What is not to like about this place. Me and my friends loved going here because the $5-$6 dishes gave you decent portions with good taste. This is prolly one of the few places I actually miss about Btown...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wuGKEUSnM5M1bBzCKU2FRQ", "text": "BIGGGG, delicious portions at VERY affordable prices! Plus, service is fast and friendly. What more can you ask for???\n\nIt's definitely a tasty carbo-loading stop!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tEe-2SWAxD1DyYnzuRv6ug", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XtbkrQrtcPZ0zmjNtqYgZg", "text": "I love Gypsy's! I went here twice this past week. I have to limit my amount of visits though because this stuff definitely isn't low carb.\n\nGodfather's Favorite and Gypsy's Chicken are two very tasty dishes. They are somewhat similar except one has pancetta and egg while the other has mushrooms and garlic. The sauce, chicken, and penne pasta seem to be the same in both dishes. It's a safe bet to go with a creamy white sauce. I tried the red sauce on my friend's gnocchi dish and the tomato flavor was too powerful. After mixing some of her red sauce with my white sauce it mellowed out the tanginess. \n\nThe bread alone deserves it's own little section. Roasted garlic cloves nestled on a a chunk of sourdough bread. So yummy, so garlic-y, and so bad for your breath.\n\nUnfortunately this place is cash only and tax isn't added on the menu prices. I only had $8 the first time I went here, which meant I couldn't order the special (any pasta + a fountain drink + side salad for 7.99). Instead I ordered just the pasta which cost me 6.99 (before tax). On my second visit I was able to get the combo, but then felt like it wasn't really necessary to get a giant bowl of just okay salad with my pasta.\n\nThey're somewhat quick! I normally receive my order within 10 minutes of ordering it. This is a good place for lunch if you're craving Italian and don't want to dish out lots of money at a fancy sit down restaurant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-cM9FQWp3-uu53Os983yCw", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yRWAA6wlQl2rLp8_0wipKw", "text": "I love the food here.... cheese ravioli was YUMMY and I really liked the cesar salad.\n\nPros:\nPrice (Geared toward the college crowd)\nLocation (Pretty central w/ a small parking lot acroos the street)\nSpeed (Even thought it is busy almost ALL of the time you don't have to wait long)\n\nCons:\nAtmosphere (College students, rushed and loud)\nCleanliness (How clean is this place? Your guess is as good as mine.)\nService (NOT a sit-down type of place)\nHealth-kick (on a diet?.. keep moving!) \n\nAll in all if you are out in the Berkeley area and feel like some good, greasy Italian food you have come to the right place. If you are on a romantic first date try Trattoria La Siciliana on College Ave. \n\nTIP:\nOrder your food to go. \nEat somewhere else so that you can enjoy the food and your company.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "81rcXJoacNUHabeFiJuFcw", "date": "2008-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yYeou-fO6cIuOwumYHhTSQ", "text": "The food is fast, cheap and good, but not amazing. It definitely satisfied my craving for Italian food without paying the usual $20-30 per meal. We ordered a beef calzone and lasagna for only $13 and we didn't even finish the food!\n\nYes, the food is greasy and may cause indigestion, but the price is just too good to pass up for all that  gooey madness!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "npUlCZ2RyD4nR3_2ULlJ-A", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0vwf6F3bWXUvd5q5AdajdQ", "text": "Definitely the #1 spot in the Ghetto. I've gone to school / worked at Berkeley for around 7 years now and can consistently rely on this place for a good hearty (and unhealthy) meal. I've had everything on their menu except the salads, so can speak on everything there. \n\nThe pastas are pretty damn good; I'd say better than a Pasta Pomodoro type place, and for the price, you're getting a real deal. Gypsy's Chicken, Carbonara (which is surprisingly hard to find on any menu), Chicken Marsala are my usual favorites. The calzones are humungous and are really filling. It's not all bread and there's a lot of content in there. I'd recommend pesto and combo. Get some ranch on the side and you're set. They take about 5-10 minutes longer than the pasta orders, so maybe give them a call ahead and get them cooking it in advance. The sandwiches aren't my favorite, but they suffice. It's really sloppy, so watch out if you've got a white shirt on. The pizzas aren't that bad too, but my alliance for pizza's with Cheeseboard or Zachary's in Berkeley. \n\nOverall, their menu's pretty greasy and fatty. You're not gonna see any light stuff on there. It gets crowded during lunch, but the rotation's pretty fast so give it a try even at its busiest time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mWAZm-vaNZegD92gOqw-og", "date": "2009-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4HFXBtOWAo1WVUDKk91_AA", "text": "The \"Italian\" food I've hated because it's highly overrated.\n\nThe \"Crazy Alfredo\" is pathetic and quite far from authentic.\n\nThe calzones are rather enormous for me, who eats small portions\n\nThe pizza I ordered looked like a pile of barf and grease, because of its hodgepodge of toppings and cubes of cheese. Since I'm lactose intolerant, I only ate part of it, then offered the rest of the pie to a bum, though I'm not sure if he even ate some...\n\nIt's an insult to even equate this with Italian, just cuz they put a piece of \"garlic bread\" on the side don't mean it's happenin'\n\nAnd I don't care how cheap it is, the servers are whack and the food tastes like shit...ake mushrooms from hell ; )\n\nGypsy's, the wannabe Trattoria, freakin sucks, Mona Lisa in North Beach is a better place to spend your bucks.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-vQsYbUmdtL9GB3z3ZG0tw", "date": "2007-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5reHhQeCAwzhNsml7Q6-Kw", "text": "If you're a sensitive nelly with a weak stomach and a hunger for paying steep prices for Italian food, this is not the place for you! \n\nGypsy's is the perfect place for a quick bite at a reasonable cost. Typically when you crave Italian cuisine you expect to break the bank but that is not the case with Gypsy's. \n\nWe purchased a plate of lasagna and a calzone for only 13 dollars and some odd cents. I don't know about you but I would never expect to pay ONLY 13 dollars for two plates of Italian food. \n\nThe calzone was big but not hefty. I expected to have to flex a little muscle when I picked up this bad boy but unfortunately my 6 inch biceps had little to no trouble carrying out the calzone. Now some of you may ask, why the hell does weight matter? Well for those people that have a big appetites, weight matters!!! It may be healthier to eat less but guess what, I am craving Italian food! I've thrown the idea of 'healthy' out the window! \n\nThe calzone had a good balance of cheese, tomato sauce and steak. It was tasty but not overwhelmingly flavorful. It lacked salt and various other spices. I like my food to have a kick and this barely had a weak slap at most. \n\nThe lasagna was tasty but I only got a few bites since my sweet GF continuously stabbed me with her fork every time I reached for some. I can only say that for 6 dollars or so, it wasn't bad. \n\nYes, the food is greasy and far from 5 star cuisine but when you're on a budget and want to satisfy a big appetite, you cannot go wrong with Gypsy's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZtJbJIaY5cMnVKMXrDqfeg", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "63xRBGqkbyIYriZf0edn2Q", "text": "Terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE.  \n\nUnless you are very drunk or a semi-retarded college freshman who's too busy to cook and too broke to afford a good meal, DO NOT EAT HERE.  Even if you're stoned it's a bad idea -- this is the shittiest \"Italian\" food I've ever had.  I don't mind greasy food and I don't mind cheap food, but I mind this.  \n\nMy sister (a Berkeley student) recommended this place to me and my husband as a good late-night place to eat.  It smelled like garlic when we walked in, so thought it might be decent and flavorful.  It is neither.  The pasta is overcooked to a degree which I have never seen in a restaurant.  I mean, really, guys?  You can't cook pasta according to the directions on the bag?  The garlic bread is soggy and limp with a giant clump of mushy, disgusting looking garlic on top.  The pizza is disgusting but, sadly, is the best dish we got.  The ravioli alfredo is dry and may be by Chef Boyardee.  \n\nUnless you think that going gaga over bad food is \"hip\", don't believe the hype -- this place is crap.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zA4DmVQg3mpqmAHdn3IWuA", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DX7atiyAZKamI0R8pZa8Ig", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 4\nService: 3\n\nI always get either the combination calzone or Godfather's favorite. The food is so-so, and the prices are pretty cheap. I don't come here very often anymore, especially since there are better places in Southside.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IlUMAIScnnHkxcSaFpmsLA", "text": "I've been familiar with this place ever since my sisters went to Berkeley, so it's strange that today was my first time actually ordering there! My sisters got a greek salad and fungi pasta while I got a meatball marinara sandwich. I tried all three and they were so delicious! Not only that, but while I was waiting for the order, my eyes couldn't stop wandering over everyone else's orders. There were so many different pastas I saw that I wanted to order more! The prices are so reasonable and it makes me want to go back to try all the items on the menu =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q_rLU91XQYgI6FZPf4JfZg", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rgE3e8Ojn3mCpVBKZUyFcw", "text": "This place is a bit pricey and food takes a while to come out, especially the calzones. I've tried the pesto calzone and most of their chicken pastas. I do not recommend the gnocchi because it was kind of dry, but I recommend the Crazy Alfredo, Gypsy's Chicken, and Pollo con Pesto dishes. The food is amazing but it's just expensive for a college student's budget.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wjLQG4-dS-8A6TTwW1fSfw", "text": "The combo calzone is sooooo good and huge! Definitely enough for two people to share. I also really like the pesto pastas and the crazy alfredo (the portions are pretty big as well). The sandwiches are okay... I would stick with the pastas and calzones though. I also wouldn't recommend the ravioli...you only get like 10 pieces and I finished everything in less than 5 minutes! (usually the pasta is enough for two meals for me).\n\nVery convenient (accepts card unlike so many other places at Asian Ghetto) and cheap for us college students!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rYJ-o5TwiEj7XMysXOU43A", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-0wovbP3mXns4Qqkd8D_ZQ", "text": "For a college town where \"posh\" will not get any customers and where everyone is concerned about CHEAP and AWESOMENESS..\n\nGypsy's..seriously. no joke for the Italian Stallion choice..\nIts not a nice date nite place, but its not supposed to be..\nFast food Italian.\n\nIm glad this place has an average score of a solid 4 stars with 300+ review to back it up.. because it AT LEAST deserves that from the PRICE/FOOD/YUMMIE ratio at a college town..\n\nwassup with all these low scores?\n\nDisclaimer: Yes its crazy unhealthy.. but so is everything Italian that tastes good.. cmon.. and the food does not suck at all.. I read some things about grease.. how other places dont use that much oil or no butter.. dude.. this place makes you full for $10.. cmon..\n\nthey also give you TONS OF FOOD..\n\nThe Godfather Special - OMGAH..\nCalzone - Straight up Cow Utter..ya. that Big.. looks like a tumor on yo plate..\nFunghi Plate - full of mushrooms, linguine and smoked mozarrella\n\nYa. Heart Attack till you possibly Yak attack.. but its so yummie in my tummie..\n\npeople still go to McDonalds to order Muffin Tops Super Sized and Butt Sloppies to go..cuz its good and yummie for $1.. But I give McDs a negative (-)10000 stars.. cuz their food is made from tampons..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BdOT8KQEXJx2JzpLqkh62Q", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "BcsXb5WnJbdzqtt3fcjy7Q", "text": "cheap college italian food next to berkeley...it's good.  I had the Godfather's favorite.  I loved the garlic bread and for what i'm paying, it's a good italian pasta dish.  Great portions and opens late...what can you ask for in a college town?\n\nBut let me just say: I've never had so much sodium in my pasta...they put more than your typical chain restaurants.  My lips are already thick and I swear, I woke up this morning with the thickest lips I've ever had in my life.  My lips were hurting because it was stretched beyond what my fat lips are capable of handling.  I looked like a platypus.  \n\nI've never had sore lips from going to bed after eating a dish.  Gypsy, calm down a bit!  and no, it's not from kissing.....i wish.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6ODieNljbP7Z-EZG45Tefg", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BL9DXndpI0fFupV8KPWyOA", "text": "I give it 4-star for the price of it! They are so fast and the portions are very generous. \nI  always get the \"Godfather's Favorite,\" which has penne, chicken, carbonara, in a creamy-ish sauce. It always tastes the same, never fails! However, I would like to say, that they may not be the cleanest kitchen ever. The person taking the money, should definitely wash his hands before touching the food. I think I saw it once or twice, that he didn't wash and was handling the garlic bread. \n\nIn reality, I would give this place a 3.5, due to the sanitary reasons.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Za6TKj66D5rXLrDmCfCZCA", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F_aL-Hw3nVJViz47p8j3vA", "text": "This place is hands-down the best place to eat near the Berkeley Campus. \n\nTheir Calzones are amazing, and the Godfather's Favorite is to DIE FOR! + their salad, soda deal is good too. \n\nDefinitely a place to try if you're visiting Berkeley! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fxMyBjnW0oRYkfJzUNHeVw", "text": "Good pasta for a good price. I didn't completely fall in love like other people when I tried it, but its a lot better than many other places.\n\nPasta is always cooked just right and the sauce is thick, just the way I like it.  There are some places that give you a lot of sauce, which can overwhelm the pasta, but this place gives you just the perfect amount. There is also always a lot of meat and vegetables (if you ordered a dish with those items), and it is very well worth your money. Definitely will come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a8CX659T80_jhSpPxe3Fpw", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Iw08v-YdHoqaWTxX0hE0fw", "text": "Had one of the specials -- shrimp, scallops w/ tomato cream sauce...really good :)  went around 11:45 and they were still open! \n\na hint for late-night eaters: closes down exactly at 12am even if the door's open.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ubMaoHLNWFYp4tzT8SoeNw", "date": "2011-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KkMbDdSQKrH21jc235f5mg", "text": "Ordered the Chicken and Broccoli tonight for $7.50\n\nThis was on the healthier side, meaning no sauce drenching pasta. But I thought it was a bit plain.  Chicken was a bit dry but if you let it sit still in the oils in your to go box, it will do the trick! Sounds gross but it works!\n\nThis was an average dish. Nothing too special... Maybe I should of stuck with the one I always order, The Godfather.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KLTO-CzJ95uRLskghNizjQ", "text": "as far as cheap eats goes, gypsy's is definitely a dependable, to-go place. most items are generally quite good, though tomato based sauces tend to be a tiny bit bland. drown your pity in the fake parmesan cheese and red pepper flakes, provided on every table. \n\nextremely cheap pizza and calzones as well, all freshly baked, and good enough to make you think twice about eating at blondies or fat slice. \n\ni myself make frutti di mare a regular meal whenever here, the chicken dishes tend to use dry chicken meat, but the pesto and cream sauces are very rich and very good indeed. \n\ni'm on a diet though, i miss it all ;*[", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gisZy0HKXvX4YMspboRmZQ", "date": "2006-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kOntiQIaAfpH8moOTTemXA", "text": "Other than Sorrento, this is the only place in Berkeley you can get pasta and leave paying less than $8 a person. It helps that you order at the counter and don't have to tip. Another good thing: it's open super late.\n\nThe bad: the food is only okay. Every entree comes with a piece of bread with a few roasted garlic cloves which sounds better than it actually is.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2006-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LMBzq3aMEixfM1lvcf0AUg", "text": "I have to say that this is one of my most frequent stops when I'm in Berkeley.  The one thing that I always order is the Linguine Clams.  It's incredibly creamy, full of little clams with bursts of intense flavor, and the sauce is just dreamy all together.\n\nI've also tried the Calzones and I was really impressed --it's enormous and stuffed with gooey cheese goodness along with whatever your heart's desire. \n\nThe prices are very reasonable and outstanding.  Their portions are very generous and the food is extremely hearty and filling.   \n\nI used to not like Italian food at all until I tried out Gypsy's.  I've been enlightened since then.  \n\nI do have to say that sometimes their dishes can be a hit or miss.  It does really depend on how crowded and full they are.  It's usually occupied by college students throughout the day and night.  Sometimes there can be a huge long line with about 15 people ahead of you or there can be no line at all.  It does vary.  \n\nIf it's a full house, the tables can be a bit troublesome.  When I know it's full, I tend to take my order to go. \n\nThe parking here is difficult, especially on the weekend.  I usually park up about two blocks near the hotel nearby, but since everything is in walking distance anyway, it's not much of a pain to park a bit further.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KUIv4oJcC2zKT1uiqURqHw", "date": "2009-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oEEsSbMx4TqbX2ZMz-5ypQ", "text": "Cheap student priced \nHuge Portions\nLegit Italian food\n\nRecommend:\n\n1) Fettucine Alfredo- A little rich on the sauce but  still delicious\n2) Pollo Pesto- for the pesto lover like myself", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JPZqYNcrWrAdcPKGemj-wQ", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X9FhheGh-ECg-SY6uRc4vw", "text": "WOW! \n5 dollar pasta dish still exists!\nI can't believe that food here tastes even good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9_xxwcRbp-YEtA2PtySPdg", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gms1ZFp9_0OuzeWQi6w-gw", "text": "Great for a quick and cheap late night meal, large servings and rich sauces. The kinda place that will satisfy any Italian food craving. The owner is very efficient with orders (kinda reminiscent of the soup Nazi but definitely not as mean!)\r\n\r\nBut whenever I eat here I prefer to do take out because this place is always crawling with undergrads in their PJ bottoms. Oye.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zqu-tMR9CHjA44sU7I5bXA", "date": "2006-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TBAXzHVT81S_BBJbkfEB5w", "text": "In the interest of full disclosure I will admit that I haven't been to Gypsy's in about a year.  This isn't, however, because my tastes have refined to the point that I no longer crave their sub-par greasy Italian fare.  No, it is because I have taken a vow to never set foot in this less-than-fine establishment again, nor give the owner another cent of my money.\n\nI had been going to Gypsy's for about 4 years prior to our bitter split.  Increasingly I noticed that the food was getting worse, while the service was becoming almost intolerable.  Still, on a student's budget, and with few options within walking distance of the bars open late enough, I continued to come in for favorites like the pollo gorgonzola and sausage calzone.  I also have always appreciated that they have a side salad option with entrees for less than two bucks.  \n\nBut every time I made it to the cash register, I would ask my self, why?  Why am I putting up with this snotty person, who will barely look at me while I am ordering?  Is he even writing down what I am saying?  Obviously not, because those people ordered long after I did, and they got their food first.  WHERE IS MY SALAD?!?!?!  And how much is this frustration worth?  Average pizza?  Bready calzones?  Limp noodles?\n\nMy last night with Gypsy's was a total disaster.  Like they somehow knew we were on the verge of breakup, Gypsy's ignored me, got my order wrong, and then flung it at me (upside down!) with an air of disgust and no hint of apology.  Right then I decided to take a stand.  No more Gypsy's.  Not ever again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7QGGaOkC8eTuF2O6la2yxQ", "date": "2007-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WiP5L2x2086OubDfBUburA", "text": "No. Just, no. Way too heavy on the flavors, and the amount of cream they use is criminal\n\nTake lukewarm noodles, meat, and butter, and smack yourself in the face with them. Then have a friend kick you repeatedly in the gut. It'll feel about the same as having a meal at Gypsy's.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Mfu3oMFJEJyMgN1goQlFUw", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xFMkSh6darAIcvPeTY6Tfw", "text": "Which one of these is not like the other? In the midst of the Durant Food Court (aka DFC, 'Asian Ghetto'), this fast food Italian joint provides a nice option for those who aren't into East Asian grub. It also closes at MIDNIGHT, which is freakin' awesome (dang you Berkeley ordinance). \n\n+ Food comes out in a hurry (except the calzone, but it's their best item)\n-  Ingredients are not fresh, does a damage to my tummy every time!\n-  Place is not well kept, it's really messy\n-  Kitchen maintenance is one of those things you ignore so you can eat here\n\nFinal Call:\nI've only been here when it's pushing midnight and out of other options.\n\n********************\n\nMunchies:\n1. Funghi\n     + Sauce is good, mushroom gives it a good chunkiness\n     -  Use REAL cheese, please!\n2. Calzones (all of 'em)\n     + Making it fresh locks in the juices and flavors\n     -  Gotta wait an extra 15+, depending on crowd\n3. Garlic bread\n     -  What's up with the yucky spread?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bCgYqlXRMjq5I1GkJZMbtA", "text": "This will make the Sicilian side of my family cry, but the Gypsy's's, much like The Olive Garden, is... *wait for it* my secret pleasure. \n\nWait!!! Before you begin casting stones, hear me out!!! I know, I know. How can you call this Italian food? What a disgrace!\n\nSo to compromise, I will describe Gypsy's as Italian AMERICAN restaurant. When said like that, it makes it almost... forgivable, doesn't it?\n\nAnyway, this is one place in the Durant Square (more endearingly known as the \"Asian Ghetto\") that I secretly like. Never have I been able to say it aloud for the harsh lashing of tongues from my peers and colleagues, but here I am in all of my shameful glory. Naked and vulnerable I am, at the mercy of fellow Yelpers who WILL look kindly on my review and AGREE with me!!!\n\nYes, the pasta is kind of on the oily side. Yes, the garlic bread is half-heart-felt (just kind of tossed in there). Yes, the crust on their pizza kind of looks like a play-doh puddy dough, but WHO CARES???\n\nIt is DARN GOOD!!! At a really decent price too! I love almost everything this place has to offer and I stick by my words, no matter who says what and what gets thrown at me (I prefer words over any physical, tactile objects, thankyouverymuch). \n\nItalian food snobs and you foodies, before you judge, just try the place. THEN judge. Mind you that this is not fine dining, this is not authentic Italian food and that this is kind of sort of the fast food American version of Italian food. So when expecting this, the experience can be just... sinfully heavenly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rke-uYHINHJmYKk7nXxzYw", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CY2Zl5sj0cKAmj2lZFztZw", "text": "I've definitely had better Italian food. I love their calzone and vegetarian pizza. \n\nBut try to avoid this place for your own health.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1eG5IAsJTJ_JiMEu-9yNtg", "text": "recommend the chicken and vegetarian dishes. calzones are pretty good too. beef pastas are hit or miss (mostly misses). seafood pastas, special pies, and sandwiches are abysmal. \n\nI've been eating the same thing here for 4 years - lemon chicken salad, extra lemon, no dressing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Yf6khctl-qYjBSqZAOSSQ", "text": "The Funghi is my all-time favorite (smoked mozzarella & mushrooms galore); Gypsy's Chicken is also really good. Good prices for great food! Was a staple in college and I always stop by for a meal when I'm in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xngOfc0vhJvNvrRgNLMDIg", "date": "2011-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a7-w6UbAwkzWAdJ5SmK2AA", "text": "Um..ok, how did this place win \"Best of Berkeley\" for best Italian Food? I thought about this and I should have known...whatever is cheap and convenient for college kids is what will win--it doesn't even have to be good. I ordered a calzone and spaghetti and meatballs and it wasn't bad, but it wasn't delicious either. The homemade meatballs did not taste fresh. Definitely not good enough to win a title.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ywyD07wXdfTz0jicl0gTmA", "date": "2009-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A8ouFls3M8qYB2smOFd50Q", "text": "5 stars enough said :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5j3PKTlLSi01jT1WMLb3RA", "date": "2010-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DktR0CMeIAewEwCgRyT-wQ", "text": "For a little hole in the wall, this place rocked! It's a good place to go to for some late-night grub. I've tried both the calzone and linguine with clams - both were exceptional. Portions were great. As someone mentioned, the place is small. Seating is limited. I'd love to try out more stuff since the menu seemed pretty extensive. Prices were very good. Definitely going back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JO8tqDaHHwooGiqwrBBDgA", "date": "2007-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-efEzMMzVepQzHbGDfpu3A", "text": "4.5 stars! where else can you get an Italian meal that comes with salad and a drink for just $8?! GYPSY'S!! seriously, i can't even find that in davis. Gypsy's is right next to UC Berkeley and it is such a great location for students who are eating under a budget! i kinda wish davis had a Gypsy's!\n\nWHY the 4.5 stars and not the full 5 stars?! well, they charge 50 cents for a refill and the cup is a small size. =/ \n\nso you can get ANY item on the menu for $8 and it comes with a salad and a small fountain drink.  i got the Linguine Clams w/ Tomato Sauce $6.69.  it also comes in cream too.  i have to say that the portion was HUGE! it comes with garlic bread and baked with real garlic on the top.  my other 2 friends ordered the $8 meal and they couldn't finish either.  and my other 2 friends who shared the $8 meal couldn't finish their plate either! of coursee, i finished the salad, and the linguine clams!! it was DELICIOUS!! ahaha\n\nso the Linguine Clams with tomato sauce was DELICIOUS!! it had a wine taste to it, which it should have.  there were lots of clams in the dish and very saucey too.  \n\nthe garlic bread was also DELICIOUS!! baked with REAL garlic. yum yum \n\nthe salad comes in in either italian, ranch or caesar dressing.\n\nthe only downside is the 50cent charge on refill =/\n\nthe decor is small. at first i thought it was an asian fast food restaurant, since my friend who brought us there kept saying that we were going to the 'asian ghetto' o_O it is pretty clean there. they are very prompt at cleaning the tables right after the customers leave. \n\ni can't wait to come back here the next time i visit berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ALct0XFqn0xGfh7iWTugoA", "date": "2011-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EQT-YisCLx-pfJSdQxT8eg", "text": "i got a 10\" caprese pizza.. awesome! *drooooooooool*", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fq5RPEHbygH2AXxiKfNgnA", "date": "2008-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gM0QIxnRPk7-1el3suVkCw", "text": "Awesome: Cheap. Huge. Delicious. \n\nThe pictures say it all. And yes, it is as delicious as it looks.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fMjQkYALgQDBoN_QxlBxJw", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nT5Pb3w3uxd7Ql-Q3n_XbA", "text": "a wee bit expensive for asian ghetto-ness standards (but hey it's italian).. but the godfather's favorite is just.. orgasmic. straightforward and fast service, tasty and satisfying portions. i love gypsy's!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZeXe0mjaUYZ_iQX7N8WGpw", "date": "2008-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ufao7WZeCwKHxIfmBpHv6w", "text": "I think the asian ghetto is defined by two infamous restaurant s--- one being Thai Basil and the other Gypsy's. (Though, the term \"asian ghetto\" doesn't exactly fit well with italian cuisine...)\n\nGypsy's surpasses the quality of many fancy italian restaurants I've been to. I think good food should not be limited to their location and decor. \n\nMy recommendations: \nGodfather's Special, Crazy Alfredo, Shrimp Tortellini, and the Calzones. The pastas are rich in BUTTER which is probably why it is sooo darn good. I've actually stood there secretly and watch the guys cook my pasta. I swear they used like 1/3 of a stick of butter for each serving. That description is not meant to discourage you from coming to this place because ALL pasta dishes require that much oil! Anyways, the sauce is rich in cream and it's definitely possesses a unique \"gypsy's\"  taste that is hard to find elsewhere. \n\nIf you wanna be a bigger fatty, walk across to king pin donut and get some donut holes for dessert! ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eKUUCt9gps2ADYhhLSbfNQ", "date": "2009-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V3I97POUpI4mkLOdbgDGtg", "text": "2 or 3 years ago, this used to be my favorite place to go whenever I crave Italian food. I love their bronx tail, I never really tried other dishes. Anyway, overtime the price have gone up slightly; the food doesn't taste as good, and the garlic bread is just not fresh. And what sup with the dude at the cash register providing service and doesn't look like he want to be there?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1pzuaADgDzHd5cRd8KbTcQ", "date": "2009-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vMY8E5qxq8jfJ-6kPmDH5A", "text": "The food here is delicious, fast (for the most part), and cheap! I love the Gypsy's Chicken! But everything on the menu is really good. Each dish comes with bread with roasted garlic. The pasta dishes range from $6-8.\n\nAlso, the calzones are AMAZING and big, but do take a little bit longer since they have to bake it fresh when you order. It is worth the wait though! The combo is always a good choice. Not a bad deal for only $6-7!\n\nThey also have a combo deal now with a pasta dish, salad and drink for $7.99. Haven't tried it yet since I usually don't want salad when I come here, but it seems like a good deal. They also accept credit cards which is very convenient especially since I don't usually carry cash with me.\n\nGypsy's is popular, but even with ample seating, it is sometimes difficult to find a table inside during lunch or dinner. You can't really go wrong with anything on the menu!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mNVP9RnHydn1RL01vlp1jg", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LouGSdceT6kBHDOFxtmzvg", "text": "Ah Gypsy's, every southsider's favorite Mexican-run Italian restaurant.  The pasta is just absolute creamy fattening comfort food, and their calzones are enormous.  I think I'd gain 10 pounds a month if I ate there everyday and I'd get an aneurysm pretty soon too.  But oh so delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "68_Udf6u1L3F9QqGHASZJg", "date": "2008-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "n45pqe8LP7NaPKiXBBiM8w", "text": "i'd choose gypsy's over pasta pomodora or the old spaghetti factory anyday!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Da_ZO8lKwIacljqKUJbAlw", "date": "2005-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Z_Q4aqTX0l_Ssl82MsT6sA", "text": "Mmmm Calzone.  I miss you so.  I started salivating the other day when my friend talked about getting a calzone at Gypsy's since we were in Berkeley the other day.  I was bummed that I had to go to Zachary's that night.  Don't get me wrong.  Zachary's is awesome, but the pizza's so expensive.  I just remember the days when I would order a calzone and it came out it the pink donut boxes that a dozen usually come in and realized that the calzone was taking up that space.  *drool*.  I will eat you again one day.  I promise!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jd17L6-fmSZzzF-0Fhjhxg", "date": "2007-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bizH5eaoMonUEyWBAi5NLg", "text": "Once in a while, something comes along that makes me think, \"Gosh, I wish I were a student again.\"  But then I looked at the greasy pimply faced varsity athlete sitting at the table across from where I was sitting and reality sets in.  I couldn't even understand the things that he was saying, and I don't *think* it was an accent.  But the girl he was talking to was so into the conversation, SO into it.  \n\nThe food here has gigantic portions and thus I understand why it is so crowded here.  Really, would you rather have a paltry serving of sushi, some overly sweet BBQ, Chinese food *again*, donuts for dinner, or a not too bad italian meal that could easily stretch in to 2 meals?  If I were a student again, that's the kind of thinking that would rule my decisions.\n\nThe Funghi Pasta was rich and delicious.  But the smoked moz cheese on top was a little too rich.  The sauce was delicious and not too buttery.  The calzones were the size of my head.  I am not fond of the way italian sausages are seasoned.  Unless it on pizza and then it's not considered italian sausage.  But the calzone had enough cheese to drown a puppy.  It was stuffed with cheese, sauce, sausage, mushrooms.  Overwhelming.  \n\nNext time I might try their pesto.  I saw many people ordering it.  \n\nIt sure is crowded.  And there are some homeless people that talk to plants right outside.  But now that the weather is better, there is seating in the courtyard that is not entirely unpleasant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vn8nPLA7J_GkHEiW5vEmbA", "date": "2008-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "yYvZWW_jcC6s_yrjW4uazQ", "text": "i ordered a calzone that was massive but harder than richard simmon's knob. honorable mention for quick late-night stops, say no to first dates here", "stars": 2, "user_id": "h-JFMxJnQdxQiWf1CDLgAQ", "date": "2007-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0_ZajO_2uMLmmmOZ3LF4Pg", "text": "Pesto chicken fettuccine was my favorite dish from here. For some reason i liked the way they made their pesto sauce and i've never had pesto quite like it ever since. Their cal zone are huge and very filling!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "glMaSO9Y01bpaZLprFAesA", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2_XkMeuL4KZPTWGk4NA8dQ", "text": "Hell yea. =) That's really all I need to say, but for the sake of information and the Internet, I'll go on. Godfather's Favorite is delicious, calzones are gigantic and steamy hot, and it's just pretty darn good food over all.\n\nSure, it might not be under $7 like most Berkeley food is, but it's still hecka good. Watch out for the lids on the pepper and cheese, cuz sometimes they aren't screwed tight and well, it isn't pretty.\n\nI almost took off a star for the damn long wait that seems to be inevitable at Gypsy's from 11am to 10pm, but eh, the wait's worth it. It's not like they are slow, they are just way too popular. I can't bear to penalize them for being loved.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2008-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-3Gt3mATFlxl6_d5rTSaig", "text": "I'm still hungover so I'll make this short.\n\nOver-rated. I ordered a \"margarita pizza\" expecting a topping of cheese, tomatoes, and basil. What do I get? A soggy, oily $6 mess of a  cheese pizza (mozzarella and CHEDDAR no less). \n\nCalzones are huge, but a light on the filling and again with the soggyness. \n\nThe pasta's look promising, but didn't get to try one. \n\nThere's tons of great places right next door so I suggest hitting those up if you want to get your money's worth. Blondie's down the street for pizza, falafel / gyros next door, cheap Thai around the corner, Top Dog.... Go anywhere else but here unless you have a raging hard-on for Americanized-Italian fast food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CKvhZao0GQzqTrehJmW8Og", "date": "2008-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4a96Qw_AUpBiDTYKPttWjw", "text": "DELIZIOSO! & cheap! ooh, & i love the pile of cheese melting slowly away on top.... this is such an amazing place for a fast, hearty, filling meal, that's worth your buck!\n\nSuch a fun, busy location next to Cal. GREAT value for your money. i want to try ALL the pasta dishes! new college goers, with deals like these, beware of the infamous freshmen 15! ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kbT65Qshar2IvNRhpehRTQ", "date": "2011-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4gPtbV7fbZSuyEjNts2k8g", "text": "The great thing about Gypsy's is the large portions.\n\nThis, however, is also the bad thing. The food is decent, pasta is usually cooked just right, etc., but every time I come here, I never want to come again. There's just something about stuffing yourself with so much carbs and sauce that makes you never want to return. I'm the type of person who eats in moderation, and I just found everything way too overwhelming.\n\nStill, come here if you have someone to share with.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "atwwU7h2GEFVGv_dtLNOXA", "text": "Solid, reliable, massive amounts of food, cheap. If you're a Cal student, this place is probably your second home. I'll gladly tag along with friends when they get the craving for Gypsy's: the food is always decent and the price is always right. Everyone likes the calzones here, but I'll typically order pasta so I can get my grub on faster.\n\nThe parking situation in this entire area keeps me from visiting here frequently or by myself.  Plus, I can make the majority of this food in my kitchen (the same quality in less time than it takes to drive there and back). If you're already in the area and want some cheap Italian, Gypsy's is your destination. The food is good and cheap, but just not good enough to get this Yelper off his lazy butt and moving towards downtown.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w61gj9sOl3SjEua3UV9nYw", "date": "2009-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-CtMZXBcRV7GnBEzsST2BA", "text": "Every time I go to Berkeley, I insist that I go eat here!  What's great about this place is that it's cheap and delicious!  With every meal you order, you'll find a splendid garlic bread that is to die for placed at the side.  I absolutely love ordering the Chicken Gnocci (or however you spell it)!  \n\nBut if you don't plan on packing on a few extra pounds, make going to this restaurant a \"once a month\" occasion.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YBSt-et3-S7nU-fp6bG1_g", "date": "2009-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FMuDE-b8qxyl4YVzDMlEeg", "text": "Decently priced for a huge bowl of pasta with bread. I always either get the capriccioca or the chicken and broccoli pasta. My boyfriend used to get the Godfather special and I'd wonder how many animals had to die to make that thing. Anyways this is the best cheap pasta you will probably ever come across. I come back again and again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3tcUVD0T1lqDquvVhl-_xA", "date": "2007-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GjI6NewQdck1qeaOhn0now", "text": "Gypsy's is my to go place if I'm ever visiting UCB. the portions are big and it's cheap. The menu is a bit limited-but who needs a ton of choices? the one downside is that there is no air conditioning so it can get really hot and muggy inside during the summer- but in that case i'd just to go it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L8PRZYJ-Xpux56ChOAqgZA", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gr0JFkDS-p9MsWJkufKMRQ", "text": "I love this place! It used to be my favorite when I went up to Berkeley to visit my ex. My favorite was the Gnocci con Pollo (I think that is what it is called). Reletively cheap as well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gHpplL8fZfe03x7GcYI7ow", "date": "2009-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I0-M0KMRCcLaMy18Zlxyiw", "text": "Definitely really good for a cheap Italian place. I tastes a little bit of all the plates my friend and myelf got. 1 Paradiso Pizza, 1 Ravioli Bolognese, 1 Gypsy Chicken, 1 Veggie Ravioli...and a couple of others. They were all something I would like to order again. It's probably hard to get something here not worth your money.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wjQv92px4xHjbBoATkOTUw", "date": "2008-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i6J5YvEdjHGsoEVVmlxfyw", "text": "This is the perfect example of a place that the students can walk to and, so, doesn't have to be very good. I was a lot disappointed with the dishes we got here. I must say I didn't get the cream sauce that everyone loves, but the other stuff was a little canned-- not authentic. I guess since I am blessed with a car I would prefer pasta pomodoro or even Macaroni grill!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KgGNUaAq8ZfD1PVuRxEwOw", "date": "2008-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JdU4cq8xrSfQkx_SxFz4lQ", "text": "I effing love this place.  Everytime I go to San Francisco I always have an urge to come here.  Why?  Because its friggin cheap , good, and has huge portions.  People will say \"oh this is not as good as such and such place\" but come on!  It's only like 8 bucks a plate average.  If you want to sit down at a nice place and have the ambiance for the 15-25 dollar a plate you are paying then yeah go for it.  Just don't bitch and moan about how this place is not good compared to that place please.  Nowhere have I found a place that will plate you up all these different dishes for the price.\n\nNo one does what Gypsy's does so I have to bump them up from a 4 star to 5 star.  I mean, really?  Do people want to talk down about this place and compare it to another restaurant that is twice as expensive?  Don't be stupid, eat here and enjoy it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ixKdGvJZznuzqNdRF_HZkQ", "date": "2009-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "koPnbDAzumF60BOin053ow", "text": "Affordable Italian \"fast food\" that even a student can afford to eat here every day... Gypsy's will always hold a special place in my heart even after my days as a Cal student. hmmm....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bXc7_hewD5ledvVkaS4erg", "date": "2007-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MhrnIWW8zrnqq2T9eq1Jtg", "text": "This little hole in the wall place has probably the best tasting italian food i have ever tasted, and the best part is, its all under 9 dollars a plate, whether you get a pasta plate, calzone, personal pizza with any type of meat its all around the same price. \n\none of the favorites is the \"Chicken Pesto Calzone\", their pesto sauce is good with anything on the menu. a few other favorites are the \"Bronx tale\" (which consist of meatballs and italian sausage) and the \"Pesto con Pollo\"\n\nonly downside is the location, since its in the heart of berkeley  and off telegraph its packed with students everywhere and you can expect to park a couple blocks away if you're not lucky, but its all worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ri-juRGWdFvLxaC0d46Bvg", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nnIhavb2e7WpqI7-Nq8qgw", "text": "Everything here is GOOD.  Now that I'm back in the LA suburbs, I miss all the good cheap hole-in-the-wall restaurants.  Nowhere here can I get a $7 italian meal that is fantastically tasty and enough for two people.  Take advantage of the fact that Gypsy's is there and so cheap.  Finding good cheap Italian food that doesn't consist of just lasagna, pizza, and calzones is rare.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g9OIHb-q1b-EcjiFvWLiuA", "date": "2007-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ns7tKXOe0dglhRXibeOxXg", "text": "Carbonara and Gypsy's chicken with Nang. They're food was tasty and made me full right away since their portions are quite big! I don't really like to waste but I was so full. I enjoyed their food =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5h-h3MqfaQ93tki3vTYvJQ", "date": "2011-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rT5YejQ-OWzUV0Y51it7MQ", "text": "Well, I suppose it's the only Italian place close to campus. I felt the need to review it after a particularly dissatisfying experience.\n\nService: Pretty slow, you order and pick up your food at the cashier. They take a pretty long time making your food, especially if you order a calzone.\n\nFood: All the menu items are alright. The calzone is really large, and depending on what you get in the filling, can make or break it. I usually get the pesto one, which has chicken, ricotta, and mozarella inside of it. For pasta, the godfather's favorite isn't bad. In my most recent experience, I got the fettucine al salmon, which was also just alright, but incredibly salty.\n\nBasically, all the food items just don't give any of that wow factor, and they taste like they've been cheapened by heavy cream and fatty oils. All of them also taste pretty salty. Come here only if you're craving Italian badly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "twmwa56LAtWbWPnSD-JAXQ", "text": "Got to get their pesto chicken and calzone ... parking here is a huge issue ( right by the campus)...if parking wasn't an issue it'll easily be a 5 star..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L72cyypE9G5so3XHxTundQ", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u3F0uNetqknvbEiUPXWRTA", "text": "My two staples: chicken fettuccine and pesto/ricotta calzone. \n\nThis is Italian fare for il populo (the people)!\n\nYou can get most entrees for about $7.\n\nGood luck trying to find a place to sit inside or outside in the courtyard during lunchtime or dinner time. \n\nAnytime I pay more than $2- for italian food I compare it to the well-priced food at Gypsy's and think about how I'm getting ripped off.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZBLZIOrO3DZJzDFlFO-bJw", "date": "2007-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wG3kMMVpU2hgCKdRHu7X2Q", "text": "My go-to place for cheap, good italian food! It's right near campus and it's a pretty good portion for the price of 6 or 7 bucks. \n\nThey have pizza, calzones, salads, and different pastas. EVERYTHING feels like it's filled with oil and cream so you feel like a oily lard after, but it's still tasty. Each pasta comes with garlic bread with real garlic on top.....everyone I know smears it but I'm not that big of a fan so I usually toss the garlic aside.\n\nThe calzones are humongous. If you've never been here, you'll have to order it to experience it yourself. True, the majority of it is the air bubble, but despite that it's filled with a bunch of toppings. I've only had it once but honestly it wasn't THAT great..People always rave about it to me but there was a bad ratio of toppings and cheese. Plus, it looks so big I'm always reluctant in ordering it.\n\nI think overall, Gypsy's is a good Italian place because it's at such a near location to where I'm always at.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xAV_fXPpqv2x7zUcWY2keA", "text": "mmm CARBS. Gypsy's serves cheap, good Italian food.\nGypsy's makes everything to order and is super consistent. Plus, their food is reasonably priced and fills you up. Thus they win the hearts of Berkeley's hungry college students. Plus they have their nice and toasty garlic bread, with fresh cloves of oven baked garlic!\n\nNOTE: Gypsy's has great yummy Calzone that can easily be made into two meals! If you know which one you want, call your order in ahead of time since Calzones take twice as long.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RugiruRsLxooWa5aE5Z5lg", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xBxUrgDF4ie9wvQ_Gc4lpA", "text": "Gypsy's Chicken! Pollo Con Pesto! Their pasta has never failed me (but then again, I usually order the same thing). Whenever my boyfriend visits from out of town, THIS is where he wants to go. Each. Time. But I don't complain. My brother said this one dish called...linguine something wasn't so great, but someone else who had their lasagna said it's GREAT. Their calzones are decent, too! I ABSOLUTELY love their pizza - it's fresh, light (I ordered one with broccoli, and replaced chicken with mushrooms), and NOT greasy. The prices are fantastic. There's usually a long line, but the wait is really not bad. Plus, they're open til super late (midnight), so you have a wide window to fulfill that Gypsy's craving ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HKORnqeJtgk0h4Zg7EYSyQ", "date": "2008-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z7eicxKzrA2guaFs4nZ48Q", "text": "Synopsis:\nThe place is cramped, the food is good for the price, but I would stick to the pasta dishes that don't have marinara (it's a bit acidic to my taste)\n\nThe Scene:\nGypsy's isn't authentic or high class by any means. It's an order at the counter and seat yourself type of place that is usually swarming with college students. It usually takes the bus boys a while to clear tables so more often than not you have to sit with someone else's mess for a while before it's cleared off. Nonetheless, the place isn't messy. Just be careful to not get your head taken out by an overeager college student with an unwieldy backpack. \n\nThe Food:\nThe food is descent, I've definitely had better, but at this price, you can't really complain. The pasta is good. The gnocchi especially. The calzones, not so much. They tend to be oversized and especially dry. I had the pesto calzone and began to get really bored with it half-way through. The chicken gnocchi on the other hand, is delicious. I would avoid the tortellini with garlic - they go a bit overboard and I ended up with a headache after I ordered that.\n\nThe Best Part:\nThe price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RtHYj81II1WYyCWha7VfEA", "date": "2007-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3EUrhI_MRa1-Mtyw4wnqGA", "text": "Hehehe. Love Gypsy's. I love it dearly. I don't care if it's authentic or not, this place is delicious and it's bad cause whenever I want pasta I come to Gypsy's, when I should be trying new places.\n\n7 bucks here can buy you a delicious meal, and trust me, it's definitely worth it. The pesto linguini is one of my person favorites, but you cannot go wrong with the Gypsy's Chicken or Crazy Alfredo. The Gnocchi is also delicious, and I swear to you, my mouth is watering as I type this.\n\nBest meal would definitely be Gypsy's and milk tea from Sweethearts. With those two, we can just call it a night.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9VuXQkp8S8ILJ8L2ZcGMwQ", "text": "Overcooked pasta...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "uK1ILg_XsJASifZRL_id8w", "date": "2011-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "A5ct6FuMzsgFrzHkZJ8JPQ", "text": "i think i could cook better italian in grade school, but at least it's cheap and open late...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AaxmM3RX4TEZkSxQ591PHQ", "text": "DELICIOUS and CHEAP--probably not the healthiest, but who cares?\nhahahha\n\nI love, love Gypsy's Chicken and Godfather's favorite.\n\nTheir calzones are reallly good time.\n\nI want SOME NOW!!!\n\nTip: Buy Gypsy's chicken, wait for it to cool, and store in the fridge--eat it the next day or two..it tastes so much better for some odd reason!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ed20T0T3jkAqVBBiyXju6A", "date": "2010-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AcQ3pMF6nDf1Ff4NvYLtzQ", "text": "Would you down a gallon of heavy cream straight from the dairy aisle at your local grocery store? Would you have someone hand you your bread after they count the endless dollar bills that have passed the hands of all who live in berkeley.. I mean all. Do you like having the random hair be nicely mixed in with your food? If so, Gypsys is your place!!! :)\n\nI've been here a few times, all the time forgiving and forgetting bc its so popular and chalk off my experiences to one a million. Nope. Still heavy cream with some garlic tossed in, add a couple pieces of nastily cooked chicken, and insta pasta -- presto, the basis of most meals at Gypsys. I paid for extra bread, which was handed to me by the cashier with his hands, after he had counted the money from the cash register. And to leave a lasting impression, this last time there was a nice little hair swimming in all that heavy cream. \n\nYUCK, YUCK and YUCK (translation: EFFING DISGUSTING). I'm sorry us students are subjected to such crap called \"italian\" and wish there was a better more convenient option. \n\nOh and the best of berkeley shit all over -- yeah, its been a few years since they won it, should tell you something. Craving cheap italian.. safeway... frozen food section .. Bertolli's. Try it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6Gcbl3iEL7sQyF81zUBFUg", "date": "2010-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aHrpCHzkzABgS6RPIKqxAA", "text": "For value and quality this place tops my place among all Italian restaurants I've been to.  Back in the day when I would visit Berk. I would always want to hit up this spot.  When I moved to Socal I would ask my little bro to FedEx me some Gypsy's and anytime he wanted me to come up to visit all he needed to say was Gypsy's and I would book my flight the following night.  This place is nothing fancy, but it hits the spot and lets you have enough to treat all your friends for boba tea!  I miss you Gypsy's!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m-AqgvPMYqlwgZoISndVxQ", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BIqNLQh56ZqfFNRlx2HRmg", "text": "Garlic is my friend.  For those seeking late night eats, this is a great find.  Bear in mind, when I say late night, it's hard to find a hot cooked meal after 9:30 PM on a week day.  It's definitely crowded at times, but the items are fresh and made to order.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lhyX7Vh7Y_Hcp1mQUMP_Sg", "date": "2008-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bRl2JOUKWwI-QIH7sCAqEA", "text": "this place is good until you realize that it's not the only italian restaurant in the world.\n\nthat changes things.\n\nsometimes salty and often bland.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Btm1W2a8lns1fOeCISc3Hw", "text": "Second-best food in the inaccurately named Asian Ghetto - and fewer flies than Thai Basil. Usually get one of the chicken pastas (the calzone is better but I don't have the patience to wait that long). Pasta is too saucy, but at least the sauce has some taste. Sure, there are ten million better places, but there are twenty million worse places.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "C08TSlbIMR2L0zF7OjOk_Q", "text": "The best Italian food in Berkeley, hands down. Godfather's favorite has saved the day of a starving child as he walks down the streets of Berkeley in the Asian ghetto, not knowing what to eat. Then a shine of precedent light hits his eyes and he looks into Gypsys's and orders the Godfather's favorite. Best decision, ever.\n\nAlthough a lot of their other pastas are good as well, like Crazy Alfredo, I forget the names..etc etc. Godfather's favorite is a personal favorite. I highly recommend it. Because, after all, there is no harm in trying some amazing Italian food..is there?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3NWt0K5Gw5gWM_ekMLew7w", "date": "2009-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CBX2TDLPsiLCyg1TfxiJSw", "text": "-----Visits\nMany.\n\n-----Service\nOne of the worst places service-wise. The main manager guy who works at the cashier is very grumpy and tries to rush you out of the way or off the phone when you call in. I would say he is misunderstood, but we did overhear/witness him getting into an argument with a black customer who claimed he had called him a \"n*gger,\" so there are no redeeming qualities here. :\\ The cooks and workers are very nice, however!\n\n-----Food\nReally nice selection of vegetarian dishes. Any white/creamy/cheesy sauce dishes are extremely rich, so be prepared. The pesto is also heavy. I am not fond of the tomato-type sauces here, though, which taste a bit *gasp* out of the can. I usually get the ravioli marinara, which is a good balance of ricotta and a nice thick marinara sauce. The penne gargonzola (we get it with angelhair) is also something to look for. The calzones are as big as your head but they are delicious and could easily feed two---just be prepared for the extra long wait while they bake!\n\n-----Prices\nPretty damn reasonable. You get a good-sized meal for about $6 here. The drinks in the cases are pretty overpriced but there's always free ice water---in a real glass! We opt for boba from next door.\n\n-----Atmosphere\nCan be hard to find a table during peak times (12pm and 6pm) but the interior is pretty nice for being a restaurant in Asian Ghetto. Everything is pretty clean, too, and it doesn't get too noisy even though everything's in one room. It's also really easy to call in and get stuff to go, though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xWg1BrTFo2mdQ2rX9PcuUQ", "date": "2008-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CCAK9J-qyaXvy9mQdKyy6A", "text": "Cheap, delicious, stick of butter in every cream sauce dish, I am utterly sold. My favorite has to be the Victor's Spaghetti. I find it impossible to get sick of this thing - was having it once a week at one point. There's usually a long line around popular lunch/dinner times but I don't even care, it smells delicious in here. $7 for all that goodness (plates are like twice the size of your head) is hard to argue with.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dRSz0aNLiHOPp4sU5dms5g", "date": "2009-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CoNjS0JoqhNZAMe451ylrw", "text": "Mmm I do agree with everyone that this place is delicious.  Tried the Godfather's favorite and it did not disappoint.  It had pieces of chicken, pancetta (which is similar to bacon), egg and parmigiano cheese mixed together with penne noodles.  My friend got the Chicken Parmigiano which was pretty good too, marina sauce and mozzarella cheese with chicken and spaghetti.  (I liked mine better tho hehe)\n\nMost of the pasta dishes were about $7, comes with a piece of garlic bread so it's a good deal. \n\nTheir calzones are HUGE!! I'm 4'11 and my friend was like \"whoa, those are like almost half your size\" lol. and they're about $6! Well worth the money, I should try those next time haha.  There's also pizza, salad, and sandwichies all reasonably priced.  Definitely coming back when I come back to Berkeley. It's a must try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qUUMmANmVRuQxagzH8irhA", "date": "2011-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "f3Q1rYwONqFIFgN-yXw4EA", "text": "Looking for cheap, quick and delicious Italian food?  Come to Gypsy's in the Asian Ghetto.  \n\nFirst off, the calzones.  They. are.  HUGE.  Imagine a football inside one of those pink pastry boxes filled with meat and cheese and then imagine it some more, because you'll probably be eating it as leftovers the next day.  They do take around half an hour or so to cook, but so would ordering a pizza or baking one yourself.  It's worth the wait.  \n\nSecond, the pasta.  Each pasta dish comes with a slice of bread with roasted garlic.  The garlic is so soft you can just smear it on like a spread...IT'S AMAZING.  Every pasta dish I've had, although oily at times, has been amazing (minus the gnocchi, but I'm just not a fan of potato pasta, sorry!).  The chicken pesto is so creamy and they are very generous with the sauce and chicken.  I also love the victor's spaghetti, which is made with red peppers and strips of beef; it is slightly sweet and always delicious.  The menu has a lot to choose from, so give it a try!  I once got some seafood linguine with capers and was starting to resent my decision after I ordered but when it came, everything was so delicious, even the mussels.  The pasta is usually $7-$8, and the seafood ones are a dollar or so more.  You can also add a salad for a few more bucks. \n\nThe place is always packed but the servers and people working in the kitchen are nice.  On a crazy day, just get to-go if you can't find any seats.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "f7GWNOEiBmKA07bRr1ebPA", "text": "Always have to stop here for a calzone when I visit Berkeley! It has a college atmosphere, which I like.  Calzones are huge and delish! Really nothing to be disappointed by.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8J5gkxtQPyZcG_JFzqgQUw", "date": "2012-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "finMSgZDl5zlaoYC5BvLig", "text": "Pasta, the ultimate fallback food, plus the convenience of a 2 minute walk from campus? I'm sold!\n\nI've only had a few dishes at Gypsy's, but it remains my go-to for late-night dinners, or when I'm feeling much too lazy to cook anything. Suggestion? Try the Gamberi! It's this savory shrimp-filled dish that will have you coming back for more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fSivfjPYgYSW6x1t10B94w", "text": "Bringing back some good memories...\n\nWe were on our way to an APHiO retreat  and stopped by here for a quick bite!\n\nOH how I love Berkeley!\n\nAnyways, had the Crazy Alfredo, which was suppose to be incredible according to a brother. I have had better. There wasnt enough sauce on it! A lot of the flavoring came from the sausage and roasted red peppers, which was pretty good! I have to say this is not your usual chicken alfredo pasta. \n\nDude, their calzones were the size of my head!! \nTried the Meatball Calzone and it was flavorful! Had plenty of filling inside! Also had the Pesto one and tasted mediocre to me! Quite a bit of oil from the pesto flowing out as my fellow brother cut it open, but it's normal! \n\nBusy on a Friday night! People were coming in and out of there. The people traffic was flowing pretty well though! \n\nI do want to give Gypsy's another shot....hopefully soon!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Xmhm8NUAOUsJ3CNRH_LZ0A", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Gx0k6PS7qqjPIRD0JcsD2Q", "text": "Gypsy's is pretty good Italian food for it's $6-7 price. In my hometown these dishes would be at least $10+. Everything is suuupper creamy/heavy though so you'll definitely be in a food coma afterwards. I like that they give you a piece of complimentary bread but I hate that garlic crap they put on top (because I'm a vampire harhar) AND you don't have to pay tip because you clean up after yourself so that's another plus hehehe. The portions aren't huge but are definitely filling. \n\nThe calzones however are HUGE (bigger than your face) but I actually ate an entire calzone in one sitting, but I'm just a fat ass. The calzones aren't thaaat good though..I think they bake it for too long because the crust gets kind of old. I've only had calzones from 2 places before but I prefer the ones at Claim Jumpers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gyhG5yT61NhjNrIaGxAu6g", "text": "I'm a fan. I've always heard great things about Gypsy's from friends of mine who are Cal alum. Gypsy's is found in the Asian Ghetto which is a bit of a misnomer at this point considering the diversity of food that can be found there.\n\nI ordered the Chicken Marsala with linguine. It came with a thinly pounded chicken breast that was sauteed to perfection. It was smothered in thinly sliced mushrooms that were doused in Marsala wine. There was just enough sauce to make sure that the noodles were covered. And of course, it came with a slice of the famous Gypsy's garlic bread. The bread is nothing special, but the roasted garlic on top makes all the difference. So good! I only intended to have half the dish, and keep the rest for later, but it was all so tasty I couldn't stop myself from finishing the whole plate. \n\nNext time, I definitely want to try the Gypsy's Chicken, though maybe without the extra Parmigiano cheese. Not a fan of too much cheese so I commiserate with Katrina T.'s review below. And the Chicken with Broccoli sounds kind of tasty too, again without the cheese though.\n\nPrices are super reasonable, and of course you just can't beat the $7.99 special with a pasta dish, salad, and soda.\n\nThe only gripe that I have with Gypsy's is the lack of water from the soda dispenser. Basically, if you want water, you have to buy the bottled kind. This doesn't seem so environmentally friendly, especially considering that this is Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t9OAdJcdL3suwm0jsAzQEw", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hi9Jw5whI1Dlkk1VDT0kpg", "text": "Gypsy's is really hit or miss for me. Their pizzas are really good, based on the few times I've had them. Their Calzones, especially the pesto, are delicious, and huge to boot.\n\nTheir pasta, however, is very inconsistent. I remember really loving their gnocchi, but the last time I went it was completely bland. I also had their chicken parmesan recently, and the chicken tasted like week old leftovers that had just been microwaved. It was very rubbery and it tasted that way, too.\n\nWhen Gypsy's is good, it's good. But sometimes their pasta leaves a lot to be desired.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bzJ5FjPQG3cROClKyfPcqA", "date": "2008-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HxTosFgtyx3BhG5jrEc4Uw", "text": "The Durant Court is really hit or miss, but this place has always been good.  Their calzones are huge and the sauces taste homemade.  Not like the chain stores which taste a bit watered down.  Oh, and I highly recommend the Pollo con Pesto.  They are open pretty late and on holidays.\n\nEven though they can get kind of busy and a bit hard to converse over the noise, I would come here for a quick bite before pulling an all nighter in Moffitt.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HC1ehl5_T79__izzteqkwg", "date": "2008-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "N5QSzcdbo3blS6muDJHgVg", "text": "cheapest good italian food! went here a lot wit friends..portion is big and pasta dish comes wit garlic bread. service is great and food comes right away ..da best thing is dat everything is under $7.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xiVBj55LjddcVAZSjxVNRQ", "date": "2008-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SiPZ83ml5Pu3JdLW1w2jlQ", "text": "I was reluctantly dragged to Gypsy's Trattoria several years back and had the distinct fear that I was walking into some Post-Apocalyptic underground food scavenger's market. \n\nThis is perhaps more to the credit of the entire foodcourt's atmosphere and only minimally the fault of Gypsy's - I now tell myself - but the fear set in all the same. \n\nThose who appeared most like regulars of the outdoor patio, were participating in some sort of scavenger hunt where they needed change to complete their final challenge. I knew they weren't homeless because they all appeared to have nicer shoes than me and proceeded, between inquiries, to check their cell phone text messages. I checked my pockets, with no intention of obliging, and insisted that I did not, in fact, have any change. And wished the young Kerouac good luck. \n\nGypsy's iteslf is perhaps the cleanest of the foodcourt joints with clean wooden tables, and a bar-height counter overlooking the street. I was taken aback by the line of burners with several dozen skillets being handled by a single line-cook behind the register. He tossed one after the next with mundane precision and I was certain that whatever mechanical technique this fellow had acquired would result in the absolute lowest quality of grub. \n\nSurprised I was. Though the pizza came hours after the first pasta dishes, it was crisp, fresh and had the aroma of leavened bread and tomato and cheese caramelization. The table next to us had a calzone, which made my mouth water ever after I was absolutely full. The thin crust, the melted cheese, the basil, all distinct. And here I was, thoroughly convinced that pizzas can only be toasted into a cracker under dry heat conveyor style oven. No, this was really fresh. \n\nThe pasta dishes came out within minutes of order. These were the very same pasta dishes I observed the not-an-ounce-Italian cook skillfully throwing around. \n\nWho are you guys kidding? Is this going to be Ragu with precooked pasta? Classico on special occasions? What the hell can I even expect from this? What I got was a pleasant surprise. \n\nLook, I'm a pasta purist, and I've had some bad, bad pasta. But this, this wasn't bad. 6 bucks and four and a half minutes later and i get something that beats half of the so called high end Italian joints in the city. What kind of pot-laced air are they pumping in here anyway? I haven't had these kinds of munchies for years. Could i even trust my palate? Best to eat outside. \n\nI took a seat outside on one of the benches, and politely replied \"No I don't have any change!\" \n\nDamn this still tastes good. Not great, not perfect, but damn good and well worth it. \n\nI decide immediately not to admit to anybody that I did, in fact, appreciate a 7 dollar pizza and a 6 dollar seafood pasta and made my way home quickly with my head dropped in humility. \n\nI proceeded to visit Gypsy's weekly and to learn whatever I could from their line cooks of efficiency and food consistency at light-speed. \n\nAs far as I am concerned, Gypsy's is like a true Mystery Spot. A place where illusion doesn't cover up a cheap product but where the laws of physics (or restauromics) seem to not work. Food is prepared way too fast, way too cheaply and way too fresh and delicious. \n\nAnd the pizza? Well this is one damn solid pie -  an' I give 'a you a black eye if you 'a say anythin' othawise? Capisce? Cooks and restaurant owners have much to learn from this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WOPSwslY57ZXep-1eoA5-g", "date": "2007-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "T6166ZaNiUy4RNikbMupLg", "text": "What more you could ask for in Italian food under $8? The prices are phenomenal, the food delicious, the portions huge, and the service quick (even when they're busy, which they usually are, but even so, the service is quicker than seems humanly possible). I don't know why there's so much negativity about the mass quantities of cream and butter they use. Does this actually come as a surprise? It's fucking ALFREDO, of course it's not healthy! I concur that you shouldn't come here if you're counting calories, but not for the same reason. Even if you save most of your dish I promise you'll be eating those leftovers within hours of putting them in the fridge. Too...good...must...devour...\n\nMy mom and I favor the fettucine alfredo with shrimp, and my boyfriend raves about the Bronx Tale. They also have great side salads for cheap. The caesar dressing doesn't particularly taste like caesar, but it's unique and very good. Can't complain! One note: if you're not getting take-out, don't go during peak hours. If you do, bring brass knuckles. You'll need them to fight to the death for a table.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "suB5Ari7u3w9d4kyCM940A", "date": "2009-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TRIYuVRoSi0EiIjSmZT4lg", "text": "Pros:\n- Large portions (I kind of hate the size of their plates though.)\n- Convenient location\n- Stays open late\n\nCons:\n- Too much sauce/oil (My salad is always soaked with dressing.)\n\nService isn't the most friendliest, but I understand that they're always busy. One worker was nice enough to show me how the water machine worked without me asking for help.\n\nI think the reason why this place is so overhyped is because it's one of the better places to eat at Asian Ghetto. But that's pretty much it. If you were to compare it to other Italian places in Berkeley, it would fall short.\n\nBottom line: I'll eat there if everyone else I'm with wants to eat there, but otherwise I'm not interested. I wish Pasta Bene was closer to campus!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o-DFBJJ4qvF7HDKEdCIbZg", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VFhBmtiqXezUiiwGHmqgqw", "text": "This is as cheap as Italian gets and with generous portions, it is a good place for a guy to bring his unsuspecting date and indulge in creamy penne goodness while the female species looks on in horror. \n\nUnfortunately, that was just a story out of my imaginary life, because a sober observation reveals that Berkeley girls like this place, too. \n\nThe general taste is surprisingly mild - even the marinara is relatively unsalty. Everything is over-oiled and over-creamed though. I find myself wiping down little strands of pasta on the edge of the plate every time to dry them off of their saturated fat bath. The pasta is also a far cry from 'al dente', just in case chewiness is your style.\n\nThis is a good venue to bring new visitors to in order to wean off a gourmet lifestyle and get accustomed to Berkeley ghetto goodness. Better yet, bring that date here, and if she seems to enjoy it, you can forget ever having to bring her to college avenue or the gourmet ghetto to eat. Cash saved!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LoaVWjJrqHVhohmafeNtAg", "date": "2008-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vwMGRIP4g3FjcW3szY4xvQ", "text": "I LOVE PASTA, so when I told my friends that I would kill for some Fettuccine Alfredo, they immediately told me I needed to try some of Gypsy's in Berkeley. We drove 30 minutes there, and I had the Seafood Alfredo. IT WAS AMAZING. It's no wonder it's been rated the best Italian restaurant in Berkeley for several consecutive years now! The portions are pretty big and at such a cheap price; you definitely get your money's worth! \n\nThe place isn't fancy or anything, and it can get pretty crowded around lunchtime, but it's definitely quality food you can't complain about! It's one of my favorite restaurants!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zH81TkebYWmBj2efESIjIg", "date": "2008-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wVmTVGnNAOujZ6ymoXJTXg", "text": "NO FEAR:  I didn't really care to try GYPSY'S  till later in my college career.  I think the name just spooked me out, and I thought it was going to be too expensive for my college blood.  Boy was I wrong...\n\nITALIAN JOB:  This place does Italian food in a way that you don't find too often elsewhere.  They make it fast (for Italian food) and they're cheap (for Italian food).  I wish there were more places like this... it's just CONVENIENT.\n\nPESTO ADDICTION:  My addiction to pesto began here.  I always get the Pesto Chicken Pasta or the Pesto Calzone.  It's not the healthiest thing in the world, as you'll see the pesto becomes mutagen neon green with all the oils, but MAN is it good.  The pesto calzone reminds me of a Mario Bro.'s turtle shell cooked and oozing with green pesto and cheese.  mMMmmmmmm.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AtxeZQgui91oDAjokS5Kdw", "date": "2007-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WXBQidOOMSf6IVTuoT32bA", "text": "The food here is soooo good and cheap... but it is ridiculously crowded and small... so most of the time I take my food back home to eat.\n\nI LOVE the pesto chicken pasta that they have here, it is delicious and i love pesto. The calzones are also amazing... it is HUGEEEE (at least in my eyes) and still very cheap. But it takes a while to make... it is soo worth the wait though. \n\nThe only thing I don't really like is that the pasta is really really really oily... normally i hate really oily stuff, but for some reason it still taste really good. but it is definitely not healthy....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "886PK4cguRAHtD-mUnSZTg", "date": "2010-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XbnINnE9Z7TOMcmakw7W7g", "text": "Gypsy's offers quick, tasty, and reasonably priced Italian food. They are very efficient and ultra consistent in their dishes. The meals are VERY heavy, so don't come here expecting a light refreshing dish. Their Pollo Con Pesto might put you on the couch for the night! (as it does to me) I like this dish, along with the Pollo Gorgonzola, which is a sort of vodka sauce with gorgonzola tortolini. This is a great place to come if you've just gotten out of a football game and are looking to soak up some of that booze. If you want a REAL duzzie, grab Gypsys and then go across the way to KINGPIN donuts! You can do this combo for under $10 bucks! ENJOY\n\nI haven't eaten at Gypsies in a few months, primarily because the meals are so heavy. That is why I give them 3 stars. I think they could try to offer some of their traditional dishes in a fresher and lighter format. catch up with the times, Gypsys! \n\noh another trick, if there is a long line, CALL IN YOUR ORDER. Wait five minutes and then walk up to the cashier and it will be ready! Don't abuse this, but it comes in handy once in a great while.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8FsBrVA9JkD0Z35J4lFfYQ", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YNus9uyKoRoo5bUgMsip9A", "text": "You can't go wrong with any of the dishes here. In fact, the most negative, if you can even call it that, part of the experience is deciding what to order.\n\nThe first time I came here was with the bf who ordered Victor's Spaghetti. I had no idea that spaghetti could be so delicious!\n\nI got the Combo Calzone and although was disappointed that most of the innards was air...still was more than satisfied with all the gooey, cheesy contents. \n\nI also suggested Gypsy's when some friends from LA came up and their food not only impressed them, but way surpassed their tastebuds' expectations.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZzmkM6z6ZlWU8xw1Jt-mOQ", "text": "I LOVE THIS PLACE! The food is sooo delicious and cheap. Large portions too. My favorites are the calzone and the pasta con pesto. Great quality and inexpensive. Kinda pisses me off when I go to other Italian places and eat pasta that isn't as good and are pricier. Def one of my favorite spots in Berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "phYn4BVueiBeff6IuW8-oA", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iC0cfMohqQZXQIG3J198PQ", "text": "This place has been consistently good. The service is always quite quick (minor wait, but they cook it when you order it...so it's a good thing). There is plenty of seating especially outside. \n\nCaveats-\nYour paying for college food... expect it \nAt night the bums come out lurking outside for food...DO NOT LEAVE YOUR FOOD UNATTENDED", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9-GvWmtgo_n_n6E0V85X6w", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "PxJYoxu4qGKmnWMpek45mw", "text": "I can't believe I haven't written a review for this place yet! One of my absolute favorite places to eat in Berkeley! Gypsy's is the best! Great Italian food, giant portions, great prices!\n\nAfter I graduated from Cal, there were just a few things I really missed. Gypsy's was one of those things. \n\nThis isn't a first date place by any means - it's located in \"Asian Ghetto\" for one thing, and two, they use a TON of garlic. so yea, don't try this for a first date...or maybe not for any of your first 5 dates. haha. \nIt's definitely a hole in the wall, but the food is great. Pretty much everything on the menu is filled with some kind of combination of cheese, cream, garlic, and butter - that pretty much says best food ever to me. My favorite dish is the Pollo Gorgonzola tortellini. It's 3 colored Gorgonzola tortellini with chicken sitting in tons of a garlic, creamy, cheesy sauce. SO DELICIOUS! Plus a piece of very garlicky bread! Yum yum.\n\nThe only thing I would say to skip here are the calzones - they are gigantic, but compared to everything else on the menu, there are just so many better, more flavorful options.\n\nMmm..now I'm craving Gypsy's...time to make a trip to Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h8Oa43i4b9D3N27wmuIaSA", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "qqINVDNBYu1s1S5UBuToMA", "text": "Let me just start off that my belly has expanded from this eating out experience. It is a great place for a reasonably priced Italian meal. A bunch of us from work were all in the mood for Italian and were told about this place. It was busy, yet it was a steady stream of people eating inside and out as well as take-out. The portions are  substantial and it does not hit the wallet too hard. I got the chicken pesto and it had the right mix of ingredients and yes the hidden secret of BUTTER! Each meal came with a piece of bread that had a little garlic piece on it for you to spread out...Yum! If you are in the mood, then go for it. The only down side is the guy who takes the order, he definitely does not get the Mr. Personality award! However, the service was quick!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sFHdcSccwmvnaXhPEN0gXA", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "uh4HLhp8Z8MyoNeqZZ-yFA", "text": "I am not kidding when I say that me and my roommate use to come to gypsys everyday. and sometimes, even twice a day. Gypsys is just so good and it has so many varieties that it makes it really hard to choose anything else. \n\nWe liked to mix and match our pasta with different sauces, but we steer clear of any red sauce and The Mideterrianianninan. Feta Cheese and Tomato dishes just don't cut it. Our ALL STAR dishes are \n\nLinguine Clams - CREAM SAUCE\nFrutti D'Mare - CREAM SAUCE\nShrimp Alla Primivera- PESTO\nPollo Con Pesto\nCrazy Alfredo\n\nGypsys has really been a home to us. Thanks to this place, I can now wisely point out the difference between 'angel hair' and 'linguine' in a cocktail party. Their relentless use of grease, butter and lard gives their pasta a rich and exuberant taste that keeps pulling us back. They have succeeded in engineering a perfect combination of pasta and sauce, where every strand of pasta is bursting with an explosion of flavor. Props to Pasta Bene for doing sort of the same thing with a cleaner environment, but in terms of taste, Pasta Bene just isn't heavy enough.\n\nWhy the 4 stars instead of a heavenly 5? Health concerns, my friend. As a wise person once said, 'a moment on my lips, forever on my hips'. I now only limit myself to one Gypsys every 2 weeks. I know that makes me sound like a bitch, but the wait only makes that PESTO-DRENCHED plate of pasta all the more seductive 14 days later.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZSUg9VNz150bLHEYGc6GQw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "dKHgN_w6xeCO0eDdrVxd1Q", "text": "Take a bite of that Godfather's Favorite.  You feel that sharp pang in your chest as the blood vessels constrict tightly near your heart?  With each pulse forcibly pushing the mud that is now your blood after that piece of linguica?  Do you hear your heart begin to race (THUMP THUMP THUMP OHGAWDITHURTS) as it struggles courageously to overcome the thick walls of plaque crystallizing in every artery, depriving your tissues of sweet sweet oxygen?  SUDDENLY the clog of butter in your veins breaks and blood flows freely once again.  A small cough escapes your lips. You smile and dip your fork into the sea of pasta for another bite, washing it down with a piece of delicious garlic-smeared bread.\n\nThis is pretty much what Gypsy's is about.  Damn good food that will make you hate yourself so good as you eat every artery-clogging bite.  I recommend the Godfather's Favorite, Chicken Parmesan, or Chicken Gnocchi, sh*t is so clutch.  Calzones' are a favorite here too, but take really really long to bake.  Surprisingly I have never eaten a single pizza from here in the 5 years I've been in Berkeley, but I'm sure I'm not missing out on much.\n\nTL;DR:  This stuff will kill you with obesity and diabetes, but in a strangely ecstatically good way.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WSTHgJ6aAhHjk_p4xRvy_A", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "75-U0tpdgUCqYu-hwf9TBA", "text": "It's the only place I would dine at \"Asian Ghetto\" primarily because the food is cheap and delicious.  The portions are great and the service is good.  However, the food can be inconsistent at times in terms of quality and taste.  Also, the food takes awhile but it's worth the wait and it's understandable because the place seems busy all the time.  Sometimes they overcook the meat but I am not a fan of meat anyway so don't take my word for it.  The Crazy Pasta and Fettuccine Alfredo are my favorites.  I would highly recommend the Calzone as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Omb9WwQgj1K0B2nGSow7fg", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Bh2Qph720jkyBvXqB3317Q", "text": "This is a good place to fatten up a manatee.  If you want a dense, hearty meal then definitely hit this place up.  I thought the pasta was ok but it was the sauces that made the difference.  This place is usually packed with students but if you have a manatee then you can use her fat ass to bump people off a table.  I wouldn't say this is the best quality of food but its worth trying out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LU7ikPXZ5R8tv4oNQZQkKw", "date": "2009-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Bm4PophlznIgC_RHx-KIzg", "text": "I could summarize this review in one short sentence: I WANT GARLIC BREAD.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: four stars.\n\nMy friends and I consistently ordered their calzones, but I would always get pasta when I was by myself. I loved their linguine and clams and their shrimp primavera. Gypsy's is the closest I have seen to true Italian food in America.\n\nAnd as for the garlic bread... they give you entire cloves of roasted garlic. You can spread it on the bread for amazing garlic bread, or you can do what I did and just pop the garlic into your mouth. Thanks to Gypsy's for taking the time to roast the garlic, because those cloves have so much hidden flavor that can only come from roasting.\n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: zero stars.\n\nThe wait is often unbearable, especially when you are talking about a restaurant packed with hungry college kids.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dP7ih4awdlxPAD-fIPo2OA", "text": "Gypsy's, you were the restaurant I ate at when I first stepped foot into Cal.  You haven't changed since.  Here's to us babe!\n\nWhat I would order here:\nGodfather's Favorite ($7) (Order me!!!)\nPollo con Pesto ($7)\nCrazy Alfredo ($7)\nGypsy's Chicken ($7)\n\nOrders all come with a slice of garlic bread.  Portions are large and they do not skimp on the meat.  If you pay $8 total for your entire pasta meal, you will get an additional decent sized salad and a small fountain drink (all for an extra dollar).  No need to tip!\n\nMiss you!  Visit soon, I promise.\n\nLove,\nFei xx", "stars": 5, "user_id": "55lCIgnXN3qRxgSRxjcxpg", "date": "2011-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HTw-fRHJGA6rTHhUkYtESA", "text": "An honest-to-goodness 3 Star performance with 4 Star pricing, I must say.\n\nI was amazed at their prices.  Even though I was told that they were more popular for their calzones than anything else, I decided to go for their Shrimp Alfredo.  The Alfredo sauce was a bit on the bland side, but the baby shrimp was rather impressive.  The portions of baby shrimp, and the whole dish, for that matter, was generous.  Served with a slice of bread with a whole garlic clove on top at a price of $6.79... I'd call that a steal!\n\nTheir Carbonara was a pretty serious contender in the flavor category.  The smoky essence from the bacon accompanying the cream sauce over a bed of spaghetti made for a good mixture of flavor.  Of the two pasta dishes, the Carbonara was clearly the winner.\n\nThe two Calzones my friends ordered seemed to be even more impressive than our pasta dishes: HUGE, lots of goodies inside, and priced similar to our pasta dishes.  I'm definitely gonna get me a Calzone the next time I'm in town!\n\n3.5 Stars to mix between flavor and pricing... I'm going to round up to a 4.  I'll be back!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pdq8mplROSDvKyMtRxUHag", "date": "2010-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VZwVN0juCFCJBi6RRAqlnA", "text": "One of my preferred places to eat at near campus when bumming around south side and craving a calzone. It sort of resembles a deflated football on a plate, and like a dirigible, tends to be filled with a lot of hot air. But then there's all that sauce and veggies and/or meat that lines the bottom of it and occasionally makes it into your mouth with some skillful usage of the knife and fork.\n\nOr you could just manhandle the beast and eat it like a hotpocket. Not recommended unless you're about to do laundry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2vQMuxN4LFvMjoeGu9eGxQ", "date": "2007-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WflbCIS-oHDv9do9cgfy7A", "text": "Since I work in TV sports production, I've ended up working a good amount of Cal football and basketball games over the past few years. Whenever I work a game at Cal, Gypsy's is one of the places that myself and the other crew members tend to frequent for our lunch breaks. I'm a big pasta fan, and there's no shortage of good pasta dishes at Gypsy's. When I was there this past Saturday, I ordered a \"Bronx Tale\", since it was one of the menu items I had always wanted to try in the past, but had never gotten around to actually ordering. If you're a pasta fan too, I would recommend the \"Bronx Tale\". I'd also recommend their calzones...they're freaking huge, but well worth the effort to scarf down. To tell the truth, I'd recommend a lot of other dishes here too...I just can't remember the names of everything I've had here in the past. \n\nIf there is one knock against Gypsy's, it's that it can get really crowded in there sometimes and seating isn't always guaranteed, but it all depends on what time of the day you're in there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HnnGvz1PXm80V93fFU9lhA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WNUIqC1_Mi9IRAde1L2dpQ", "text": "A staple of any berkeley student's (past or present) diet.  I can't say how long Gypsy's has been right there, front and center of the 'asian ghetto', all i know is that i'm glad it's always been there for me.\n\nThe food here is simple, quickly prepared, cost effective and with enough variety to satisfy anyone who isn't a snob about their food.  Let's be honest here people, if you're coming to the asian ghetto looking for world class cuisine, then clearly someone has led you astray at some point.  But if you're looking for good hearty food that doesn't strain your wallet, then choosing gypsy's might be the smartest decision you make all day.\n\nFrom my own experience, the calzone's are really the only thing that takes some time to prepare, other than that.. the lines move quickly and the food comes out even quicker.  Godfather's Favorite with pink sauce (combo of the red and white sauce) is the go to move for me.  Give it a try and hey.. if you don't love it, it cost you less than 10 bucks.  There are worst travesties in the world.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v7moL9PANG_E_d6XtwajFw", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lJWfW63JoInCfcJkVfRVNQ", "text": "I ordered a Sicilian calzone. That thing was HUGE and cheap. I felt overwhelmed when I first saw it thinking I won't be able to eat half of it. There was a little too much mozzarella. I think I was getting full off the cheese. Maybe I shouldve shared my calzone. The bread part of it was good though. \n\nIf you want some cheap eats near the campus, come and check this place out. They have other things than calzones.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Jc0T3q_8bOjg9pPlJb3MBQ", "date": "2010-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1QhKb0k-9oFUkiQj1x1wxQ", "text": "yummy!  i always ordered a pasta dish, loved their garlic bread, hated the workers for being unfriendly, and loved that it was open late.  definitely my go to spot after studying!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jtv28BP4wvGD2q-gRUdHvQ", "date": "2008-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OxRkgOnRU0icmBYm3GZL0Q", "text": "Five stars for Gypsy's for being open until midnight and serving up pretty OK pasta for $5.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iL-5xEeaQWpESDgKdl-Krw", "date": "2005-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Wro62VMJkwzyY8oSWpH_Ig", "text": "I was not expecting to find anything anywhere near decent at this little place next to the asian restaurants. However, I was truly mistaken. My chicken pesto pasta was delicious and it also came with some bread/roasted garlic. It was enough for my lunch and a night-time snack. My friend got a massive calzone and I got my pasta for under $13. That's a deal you just can't beat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D9LAUsXxp_KfJo3T9BpbBA", "date": "2007-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aVv92MHv8sQmB5Cms1TpyQ", "text": "My favorite food is Italian, and having been in the restaurant business serving Italian for more than 3 years, Gypsy's is definitely not the best Italian I've tasted.  And that's because they're very inexpensive.  \n\nMy problems with Gypsy's are that firstly, their dishes take FOREVER (every time I've been there, it invariably takes 15-45 minutes for my food to arrive, seriously 45 minutes one time).  Secondly, their pasta dishes are super runny and finally, their garlic bread is pretty much bland, plus the garlic spread on top of it does nothing to enhance the taste.\n\nAnd their pizza is not tasty - go to Blondie's on Telegraph for their whole wheat veggie slice with organic veggies instead.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Y5j_2YR42UHvWZOtALgjCw", "date": "2008-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ao9G4ELW7mGUrEqxxRRJTw", "text": "Cheap decent Italian food.\n\nPizzas, cal zones, and pastas all have similar prices, which i love.\nThe pasta tastes good too. I usually get the Godfather's favorite or the carbonara. I tried the pesto pizza, but it was a little dry for me-id like it with more pesto sauce.\n\nHowever, i have gotten short black hair in my food twice. It was always the time whenever i got my pasta to-go. I would go home, open the container, and see a piece of hair in the sauce.\n\nBesides that, i do recommend this place if you're hungry!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NHJDg7Lrv3UOyRii2gOrLA", "date": "2010-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cZDss-9EMlMV3KfnOSzkJg", "text": "I've been trying to remember where I used to eat out  when I was at Cal.  Pretty much every place that Tintin has suggested, I don't recognize.  Well, except for Fat Slice and Intermezzo.  I thought about it for a while and I realized that because I was broke, or maybe because I preferred to spend my money on clothes, I usually ate at home.  When I go eat in Berkeley now and see the prices, I think I was just extra cheap.\n\nGypsy's is cheap (everthing is less than $10)and delicious.  I've had several of the chicken and pasta dishes as well as salads and nothing has disappointed, except for the salad dressings.  I'm pretty sure they use Wish Bone or something like that  but everything else has been fresh and well seasoned without being overly salty.  \n\nIt's right by campus, full of students that make me feel old and has no ambiance to speak of but if you're looking for a quick and filling meal, I recommend it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XkLK2iBsgqF6mWwDfRgqqQ", "date": "2009-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-MRLZictddydyO9mDLwCYA", "text": "Taste of food = 4 stars - 1 star for absolutely cold food = 3 stars\n\nI'm a fan because it's relatively cheap for lots of food, and good food at that.\n\nI didn't end up eating my food there, I took it home because it was ridiculously cold though. Hence the 3 stars instead of 4.\n\nI got the lasagna, and it was cold all the way through.I ended taking it home and reheating it. It tasted delicious, wish my lasagna could come out as good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a8wKua129w25q4wtP26p2g", "date": "2010-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "1wxQpppop_p05WFCTpGnEQ", "text": "If you are looking for a heart attack, look no further. Eating at Gypsy's is a cheap, sick, guilty pleasure.\n\nI remember the first time I ever had Gypsy's, I made the mistake having a calzone all to myself. Ever since that experience, I have never eaten a calzone alone again. The thing is huge and oozes of sauce. It's a monster. The grossest looking one is probably the pesto one because all the oil floats to the top so when you slice it open, all the oil pours out first... yet it's my favorite one!\n\nfavorites:\npesto calzone\ngreek salad\n\nhonorable mention:\nlinguine pesto\nlinguine with clams", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5xszdaIcI_20YnCZbNF28Q", "text": "To do it right: $8\n\nSince I moved here, Gypsy's has been nestled firmly in my heart and stomach--both literally and figuratively.  I stick strictly to the pasta menu here, and have had nearly all of them.  They are consistently good, very filling, different from each other and calorically obscene, which I consider a plus.\n\nTop three picks: \n1. Crazy Alfredo: standard Fettuccine Alfredo with a love tap in the sauce, chicken, and Italian sausage--good if you're feeling particularly gluttonous\n2. Chicken Gnocchi: surprisingly good, not too starchy gnocchi with chicken in a heavy cream sauce--more subtle flavors; potatoes are filling\n3. Pollo Gorgonzola: lots of gorgonzola stuffed into tortellini and served w/ chicken in a tomato cream sauce, which they call a \"pink\" sauce--not for the lactose disinclined\n\nPretty hard to go wrong here.\n\nPrices are a bit high, but so are the portions.  Additionally, this place gets more crowded than a Talk thread with \"penis\" in the title during lunchtime on weekdays.\n\nFinal say: You need to go at least once, but probably won't stop there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bL1m5oCmPswHEYMDyrEkQw", "text": "Best dish by far is the chicken gnocchi!! Their meat balls aren't great so I would avoid the spaghetti w/meat balls and the meatball subs. Also, if you're ordering take-out, ask them to double the containers. Unfortunately, the containers they use are VERY cheap and more often than not end up cracking and/or leaking.\nOther than that - service is super fast and portion sizes are more than generous.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Bo2QXpnteus3mz2oG1snnw", "date": "2010-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ex4xON2NEJZ6I037Au__AA", "text": "This place has HUGE calzones.  I was pretty shocked when my cousin came back to our table with his.  They also have tasty, rich pastas.  At their cheap prices, you really wouldn't expect the pasta dishes to be so yummy.  I don't know about the pizzas, sandwiches or salads, but the calzones and pastas are DELISH.  You order at the front, take a seat, and your food comes out in a flash.  Well, if you get the calzone it'll take a bit longer.  It's fattening, but you know that.  You don't go for pasta, pizza, or calzones when you're on a diet.\n\nAffordable, delicious, and fast.  Works for me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qciq5wPJTI3L1nS_QWue_Q", "date": "2009-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "g_SRbcs1a8SHHrkIG9MZrg", "text": "mosdef 5 stars for the price.\n\nit's cheap, they take credit cards, it's quick, it's pretty good, and the portions are generous. what more do you want?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OF1Dwu3fWeyNzX2ehlyM3A", "date": "2007-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HbXHy1bS6Egq95jxDHTBgg", "text": "Was in Berkeley over the weekend for the West Coast A Capella Showcase. With time to kill, we went ahead and got some dinner first. It's been three years since I've lived in Berkeley, so nostalgia hit and I instantly wanted Gypsy's. Everything still looked the same, but maybe the kids suddenly looked younger to me. \n\nI was happy that the prices haven't fluctuated too badly over the years. The prices were fair and luckily, the portions were very generous. I didn't even need to look at the board as I ordered the Ravioli Alfredo out of instinct. White cheesy goodness! The others ordered the Ravioli Bolognese and the Godfather's Favorite.\n\nOnce we got our food, and I was relieved that it still tasted so good after all this time. My ravioli was smothered in alfredo sauce that I watched them make on the fly in the pan, and they've perfected it. I even grew to love the bread with hunks of garlic on top. See, Gypsy's, I've matured!  As for the other's, they had no complaints. The meat sauce for the Ravioli Bolognese was great I was told. We barely spoke as we polished off our plates.\n\nCalzones were always pretty darn delicious here and could be split between two easily. I saw a couple bring theirs out to the table and I'm happy to report that they're still huge as ever.\n\nI'm glad that some places can remain unchanged over time and maintain their awesomeness.  I still dock you one star for questionable cleanliness in the kitchen and the mess at the seating area, but I turn a blind eye. That's love.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "73sLVBp9WDLMUKsjA0J1uw", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "inlxlhTYpMF7KKoQA5BAeA", "text": "This place is good, but it's just so creamy/buttery. It really overwhelms the pasta. I'd recommend Pasta Bene (a ways down Telegraph but price-wise in the same range as Gypsy's)\n\nI definitely can't eat here too often because the food is way too unhealthy. The load you up with cheese/carbs and it's so creamy that you can't really taste anything but the cheese...I'd recommend going with lighter non-cream based pastas here!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Uqy9tURx5Vss-AUA6xdgcQ", "text": "The other day I was hanging out in Berkeley, which rarely ever happens. My BFF, who regularly visits Berkeley, met up with me and told me I had to try Gypsy's.\n\n\"It's my favorite,\" he said. \"I come here just to eat at Gypsy's.\"\n\nHe told me that it's inexpensive Italian food. And this homeboy is pretty stringent on his money, so I was curious as to how cheap (and maybe gross) this food was going to be.\n\nBoy, was I stoked to find a wide selection of comfort food: pasta dishes, calzones, salad, and sandwiches for a super-affordable prices. Great vegetarian selection as well.\n\nBeing the lover of all things cheesy, creamy, and carbolicious, I ordered the penne pasta with Gorgonzola, spinach, fresh tomatoes and requested mushrooms as well for about $7.\n\nThe dish was just as I imagined and exactly what I needed. They also included toast with a clove of roasted garlic. I finished the plate in one sitting, but if I hadn't had such a huge appetite that day, the dish could've lasted two meals.\n\nGypsy's is a no-fuss eatery that serves restaurant food without waiters, formal vibe, and hefty tab. It's a great place to grab a meal (not just a bite) for less than what it would cost to get a good sandwich in San Francisco.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FGVc4UCv7KT12PRmsckeMA", "date": "2009-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VGuOSy2nDlKNrNIYadbJTA", "text": "It's not the greatest or the highest quality of foods, but it gets the job done, is reasonably priced, and is open super late.  \n\nMy recommendation is to try the calzones which are super huge, tasty, and cheap. For the same sized calzone at eXtreme Pizza you are looking at paying 3x the price of a calzone from Gypsy's and I would even venture to say that it tastes about the same if not a little better. Did I mention they are open late?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zPGYn_0QrWbwqnYefeum8A", "text": "What can I say? Living next to Gypsy's has endeared this place to my heart.\n\nI usually order the Crazy Alfredo, which is not too heavy on the Alfredo sauce on just right on the portion. It comes with a piece of garlic bread that is pretty good. The chicken pesto pasta here is also quite delicious if not a bit oily.\n\nThe calzones here although fairly large in size are less filling than their pizza cousins. \n\nThere is nothing I dislike more than overpriced and Gypsy's is everything but that. It is also located in the heart of the south side of the beautiful an gorgeous California Berkeley campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zAefBXGlIab5hRAwRtgsvw", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6cRdOJvVpz0ZYbr2o_CvHw", "text": "I don't understand. I know lots of people that love this place but I've never had anything that good here. I've tried and tried to like gypsy's but no luck..\n\nThings I've ordered and not enjoyed:\ngnocci - really really disappointing. The pasta itself was overly salty and the sauce was way too oily\n\nlasagna - super greasy and mostly just ground beef..not enough pasta to sauce ratio\n\nchicken pesto calzone - it's literally just chicken, a fistful of cheese and pesto in a fat bread taco..I realize this sounds really good..but it wasn't. It was also leaking oil.\n\nsalmon fettucine - little flakes of salmon on a bed of pasta with way too rich fettucine sauce\n\n\nIt's not even THAT cheap for being in the asian ghetto.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Tjg7Gs94swd-mJ_lbvSLzw", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "BXreWpEK_c_AwLYWzT4xnA", "text": "Gypsys, you're making me fat\nclogging my arteries with cheese and bacon\nWhy is your food so tasty, what's up with that?\nIt's always the godfather's favorite that I'm taken\n\nTasty food, not for those who can't take lactose\nnot to be mistaken for galactose\nJust kidding, couldn't find anything to rhyme\nWill try harder next time\n\nGodfather's favorite and Crazy Alfredo, these are both my favorites.  But be careful, eat too much and it'll kill ya.  The food is tasty, the garlic olive oil bread they come with is always good.  But this place uses heavy whipping cream by the vat so be careful.  This is a favorite at the Asian Ghetto, I highly recommend it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y35gHGquGM5lIVmaEtMZXQ", "date": "2012-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "j0FyCVq7zeAAaGpicnwlRQ", "text": "I had a dream about Gypsy's Chicken last week, so this week (my Spring break)  I flew from Phoenix to Oakland, and requested my boyfriend to take me to Gypsy's.\n\nI ordered Gypsy's Chicken and it was still delicious like in my undergrad memories. The mushrooms were yummy just like they always were. Only downside is that I think their portions decreased by A LOT. I noticed a Pepe's Pizza & Pasta buffet across the street and was thinking maybe that's what attributed to Gypsy's scanty portions. I say you should give more food, so that students would pay a little more for extra food to take home.\n\nI used to always get the Mediterranean or Chicken Alfredo. Both of those are delicious. The garlic bread is so yummy. I can eat that all the time for real. Man, I miss Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4_UqGZzM6bu0xG7lVLiwPA", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "rE6tBelp5DZxTy1tq183qQ", "text": "This is some of the most delicious down-home Italian I have ever had. Seriously - what a delicious dive in the Berkeley Asian ghetto of all places. I had the pollo gorgonzola tortellini meal deal. I was so impressed with EVERYTHING - from the pasta/sauce - scrumdillyumptious, the garlic bread with roasted garlic smeared on it, and the generously portioned side salad. If you're a local, and you are looking for yumminess, you should go!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "G4vX5d5BEGj2NZKG2gNM3Q", "text": "If you watch them cook your hearty-tasty meals, you'll know why it's so tasty.\n\nThe answer is: BUTTER.\n\nAnything NOT tomato sauce based (pesto - only green with a small amount of pesto if you notice, alfredo, creme sauce, etc etc) uses a quarter, if not a half, stick of butter. CHOO CHOO. NEXT STOP, MY THIGHS!\n\nPlus, this doesn't count the half-and-half they add later. CCCCOMBO.\n\nAll I'm saying is people should beware if they eat something cream-based here on a daily basis. The food ain't shabby. I mean, why does it win BEST ITALIAN on Daily Cal from year to year? Maybe because it's the ONLY Italian restaurant in the area. Seriously, there's no one else to nominate unless you count Sun Hong Kong's Over 9000 Menu offering of spaghetti and macaroni as a contender.\n\nOh well, I got over their salads, pasta, and pizza real quick and have resulted to a Calzone-only diet here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "0Ft3dYPDc_IFeg6PewrpKw", "text": "Yummy, affordable Italian take-out food right next to the UC campus. Win!\n\nGypsy's is a staple for Cal students. If you are in the Berkeley area, I definitely recommend stopping by Gypsy's for lunch, dinner, late night munchies, whatever.  They have an extensive menu and everything is pretty good.  I usually get pasta, but the calzones are good too (MASSIVE and take about 15 min to cook after you order).\n\nYou get a bang for your buck, food is nom nom, service is relatively fast.  It might not be worth taking a BART ride over solely for the purpose of eating here, but you should definitely try Gypsy's if you're close by and looking for a quick bite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "VeE-giJdGed79_rdh7jlOQ", "text": "Really great food for the return on the stomach AND wallet! My friend had a pesto calzone that he deemed fit to feed an entire family. I had a dish of penne pasta with tomato and spinach all in a cream sauce--it might also feed a family (maybe half of my family, given we are big eaters LOL). Plus, with the pasta dishes, they do give a nice crusty piece of bread with roasted garlic smeared on top. Not only are the servings generous, they're so bargain priced--about $6 for each of our dishes. Not a full service place; you pick up your order when your number's called, but not unusual in a college town. Why I haven't eaten here more in the past, I'm not sure, but I know I'll be back in time!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C9ijJDnBaaWNQD5tLcNBFQ", "date": "2008-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "VbL6OHPm9mdoGGx7KFTroA", "text": "Yes, if you're a poor college student and need to eat decent food to survive, eating at Gypsys will do you good. HOWEVER, if you're the least bit health conscious , this is NOT the place for you!\n\nMany of the pasta dishes that I have seen and/or eaten (and I've seen many) contain an excessive amount of grease/oil/butter.  Calzones, when cut open in the cardboard take-out boxes, will ooze out ounces of grease and render the grease-soaked box useless.  Especially the pesto calzone...Bleh.  Jennifer W. states it quite succinctly: eating here is a \"cheap, sick, quilty pleasure.\"  Food is decent; Splurge if you will, but pay the price in life expectancy.\n\nSide note: Back in the day, I always preferred to eat at the Ma n Pop owned Linguini place across the street (lobby of the hotel) since their pasta dishes were much simpler, less greasy and more flavorful.  Now, it's replaced by house of curries =( sad-sies", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "q4TMiKdKTu2FPiFUTiAIjw", "text": "Food Poisoning.  When I was living in shared housing.  Not fun.  I will spare you the gruesome details, but I haven't been back since.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VD8Ox-akHloK3-QV3FxY-g", "date": "2007-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_YHei2QlCkKLzTVyqFjiHA", "text": "During my first trip to Berkley we happen to be walking around the \"Asian Ghetto,\" and decided to give Gypsy's a chance. The place was definitely crowded, so has to be good, right? The line to order was a little crazy and long, and finding a table was also another mission as well.\n\nI ordered the meal special which was a dinner item of your choice with a salad and drink.  I was in the mood for pizza so I ordered the Hawaiian pizza with ham and pineapple. The pizza and salad portions are huge! so very filling and with plenty leftover for later. The salad was actually good, I thought the lettuce would be brown and dry for some reason, but no it was very good. Also, came with cucumbers and way too much ranch dressing, but still not bad.\n\nThe pizza was very good, but huge! The ham and pineapple were very juicy and tasty, and most importantly not burnt. The dough and/or crust was also very good, also not dry or burnt. The pizza was also very cheesy, yummmm!!! Cheese is very important to me, I love cheese, lol.  \n\nI definitely could've just ordered 1 pizza and shared with a friend instead of all of us ordering separate meals. Portions are very huge here, but really cheap so definitely worth it if you want something quick and cheap to eat. Like I said before though, the seating area is a little small and packed, so I would recommend eating outside or taking it to  go if you're in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Of-owAFByl-3NWM8PTgjXg", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ZfeM5uq8UHSFwDVUEjLG8Q", "text": "If I were ever to move away from Berkeley, my last meal in town would be here at Gypsy's. Dear Gypsy's, you are my first love in Berkeley, from the moment I tasted your Godfather's favorite during my first visit to Cal when I was shadowing my best friend from high school. I can't thank her enough for introducing us! Since then, Gypsy's, you've been there for me for many memorable occasions - curing DC food poisoning with your Chicken Marsala, mending a roomie's broken heart over Victor's Spaghetti, celebrating the last CS final ever with a round of Frutti Di Mare, inhaling Funghi pasta after a particularly long and hard dance rehearsal, sharing my hopes and dreams and a plate of Crazy Alfredo with my boyfriend, and many more times.\n\nThis place has such a delicious variety of unforgettable pasta dishes, is always crowded with pasta lovers, always very very fast, and extremely affordable and actually under-priced - ideal for all starving students and (ahem) young professionals. Their special of late is any menu item, a garden salad, and a soda drink for $7.99 (a bit more for some seafood dish) and makes a perfect meal for yourself or to share.\n\nThe secret to their cooking may be big quarts of cream and mounds of roasted garlic that they add liberally to nearly every dish which always results in unforgettable aromas and delicious creamy sauces that satisfies every food craving in your bones.\n\nSometimes they're so busy, they run out of garlic bread. Sometimes the chicken is too dry. Sometimes their calzones are cold in the middle. Sometimes there's a strange blizzard cold draft coming from one corner of the room. But I still heart you, Gypsy's, and hope you will always be here for me wherever I may go in life.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-7qXyEUe3RIs8CjBK8aEbg", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "MqfR16C25zt3SJfgT2-79w", "text": "Drove from SF to eat their pasta and was not disappointed. Agreed there are other Italian places around, but hang on..this cheap? Nah... Tried their ravioli and it was smothered with cheese (and more cheese) and a cheese lover like me could know no bounds of happiness when I savoured this.\n\nCome here for a quick and cheap Italian fix.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1W86dgJ8g-CS1j9wMQ66HQ", "date": "2008-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "8gQeNb7WAS1iJzOb4LTVCw", "text": "Gypsy's is one of my favorite Italian restaurants in the bay area. I like they way they cook the pasta, the prices are affordable, it's cooked and given promptly to you, and it's tasty tasty tasty!\n\nI usually get the mediterranean with penne noodles, and alfredo sauce. I like the garlic on their bread, and I wish I could have a big bowl of it. If I'm with friends, I steal their garlic when they aren't looking :D \n\nI've tried a lot of the other items on their menu as well, and I like the green salad that you can get as a side along with your order. The downside is that they don't sell it a la carte, and you have to buy some food to go with it. I've also tried their calzone once, and it wasn't baked for long enough and the middle was still raw, and after sending it back to be baked, it was still uncooked in a few parts, which was disappointing. Their lasagna is good, but nothing too special, and I usually go for my favorite. The Gypsy's chicken is really good as well, the chicken is cooked tenderly, and there are some mushrooms that go well with the sauce.\n\nMy complaints about Gypsys are few and are mostly things they can't control. Their food is a bit on the heavy side, if I take home my leftovers, I can tell how much grease was in my food and it tastes bad cold so I have to heat it up. They could really use a bigger location as it gets packed during lunch and dinner. They should also consider expanding to San Jose, so I don't have to drive 50 something minutes for a good pasta craving. Also the parking is horrible around that area of Berkeley, and there are a lot of homeless people hanging around the restaurant and they hit you up for money and leftovers before and after you go in, and they will come in and take any food that is unattended at the table, so keep an eye out for that.\n\nBesides that, it's an awesome place for cheap food. I've had 'expensive' Italian food and pasta, but none of it has been as good as Gypsy's in my opinion. Every time I'm up in the area, I make sure to stop by and grab a bite to eat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kofiqkPOeo1loQHsVbxQXg", "date": "2008-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "QsMSTRPPuwxXLbyUH7f3oQ", "text": "Headed over here after a disappointing trip to Berkeley for Off The Grid. \n\nEverything looked so good and what made it even better is \"any menu item + salad + soda\" for $7.99. SWEEEEEET! The salad comes in a giant bowl! The lasagna was so big, I shared with the boyfriend AND had lunch the next day!\n\nCheap eats for poor college students!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WYCv0Q-QIKCSIo8IqOLOfw", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "3v0P23_Y3F1VokpLnbk4Yw", "text": "The service here is absolute crap.  There seems to be just one main cashier during all the years that I've dined here.  From the time I started school in Berkeley, to the time I eventually graduated in San Francisco and beyond, same douche-y cashier.  If it weren't for the out-of-this-world food, the service alone would warrant one star.  However, after taking into consideration the quality and taste of the food, its operating hours, and the price, which would alone warrant five stars, I'll average it to four stars.\n\nSeriously though, dude, it doesn't hurt to smile or say \"hi\", \"bye\", \"thank you\" or \"you're welcome\" once in a while.\n\nOnto the food:\n\nSalad: Drowning in dressing, but it does make me feel better about all the other carbs that I'm about to inhale.\n\nPizza: Umm... why order pizza _here_ when there's Blondies, Fat Slice, LaVal's, Cheeseboard and Zachary's, etc. so close in proximity?\n\nCalzone: Bigger than the size of my head, but mostly filled with air.  Can probably comfortably and reasonably feed two, maybe even three, people, but tiny little gluttonous me can eat the whole thing by myself!\n\nPasta: Along with the calzone, the pasta is the crowning glory of Gypsy's.  Every pasta dish that I've ever ordered here has been incredible.  The pasta always seems to be cooked just right and the sauces well-seasoned.  Comes with a slice of french bread topped with a whole yummy, roasted garlic clove to lap up the sauce in.  MMMM!  My favorites are penne con pesto, and penne gorgonzola.  You can never go wrong.\n\nI'll also give them props for occasionally paying a homeless person to sort out their recycling in the walkway inbetween the kitchen and the dining room, you know, stimulating the local economy and giving back to the poor.\n\nAll in all, I would definitely recommend this place, despite the occasional line, crass cashier and crude environment.  Where else can you get delicious, delicious Italian food without breaking bank at 11 PM?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mvZnbQ9XcMcBMCTASry-Aw", "date": "2008-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Kq6uUzRw-iaqe4p7cLLmBQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "yNNs3urVjtdJwtBAn99xwg", "text": "Damn I love this place! I regret not going to Cal just because of Gypsy's but on the other hand I can't imagine my waist size if I did attend Cal. I'd eat here every day and you would probably have to roll me to class. \n\nIf your looking for a high end Italian restaurant, this isn't the place to go. But if your looking for good, cheap food then you should definitely swing by. I can say confidently that everything on the menu is delicious. It's either drenched in cream, garlic, butter or cheese, how can you go wrong with any of those? \n\nMy favorite would be the clam linguine, sausage and mushroom pizza and the pollo con pesto. Delicious. Oh and my girlfriend Inha, swears by the frutti de mare. So if your ever in the area, give it a try. \n\nNote: Not a date friendly place. They give you a piece of garlic bread with chunks of garlic on it... If you like your date and have hopes of a second date, spare them of the garlic breath and take em some where else...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B1rQ6_2QsTjyCcE1KScKDQ", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2KAW76gpplxFtwCwe_XJXQ", "text": "What I like about this Top Dog is that there's hardly ever anyone there, except for at lunch times and on weekends, which means for a quick fix of  what is the best sausage and buns in the Bay Area (I just read that sentence again to myself and somehow it doesn't sound right).  Also, while you're waiting you can wander around and read the yellowing political cartoons and posters plastered around the story in an ever so conspiracy theoristesque fashion.\n\nThey have an awesome potato salad and cookies and other non-hotdog stuff here too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0prNpubd2Chhcx13psKOyA", "date": "2006-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3C2SBg_zqsZT4I_UUdJPWw", "text": "yummy hot dogs for $3-$4!  Can't beat that!  The bun is a toasted french roll too, which is much better than the cheapy bun you usually get at other hot dog stands.  I wish they had toppings like grilled onions or cheese though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZO0LU4unvbD7p32aTDQiIA", "date": "2008-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5weXEY9A8iX-2bjTNy1grw", "text": "I could spend hours reading the plenitude of libertarian sayings, articles, and cartoons posted on the walls.  As for the food, it's (just) sausages.  If that's what you want, they can be good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6eSOw_QpAt8yNvjhLBHNrw", "text": "Relatively convenient place for UC Berkeley students living on the north side of campus. Like with every Top Dog location, you're pretty much guaranteed some juicy and tasty hot dogs.\n\nI wouldn't recommend their chili, though. Too much beans and very little heat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2005-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-79FMb95ALIyrgzebSeMpQ", "text": "For some reason this top dog isn't as good as the one on the south side of berkeley campus.  And it closes relatively early, maybe they think engineers doesn't need to search for food late at night.  \n\nNonetheless, i cannot figure out why the southside top dog taste better, seeing they are suppose to have the same supplier and has the same training to cook the sausages.  The price is $3 which is relatively pricey for how much you get.\n\nThus, I rather go to costco for the sausage and grill them myself as oppose to eat at this top dogs.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8xjJmWVJVHzm7X4-lf2SSw", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "81Rxj5uifW--2HESYuD1CQ", "text": "Great hot dogs.  3 bucks for one hot dog is a tad expensive but the quality is worth it.  I usually end up getting 2 hot dogs, the frankfurter.  And RC fucking Cola is the shit.  I hate soda and even I think this shit is so good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QbFxA_E9rFRqE2f66sFacA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_9S_y_WAJ30-xUeCuE-XDw", "text": "Back in my lazy No'Side days, this was MY Top Dog. (Hm, I was lazier, ate more crap, and claimed to have my own Top Dog, but was also somehow skinnier than I am now that I [sometimes] go to the gym and sort of [sometimes, kinda] watch what I eat?? Damn age!) \n\nIt's the mellowest, with the best seating options. That little food court it's in is hella cute, but most of the food there is mediocre, so the Dog is a good default.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GyG7Rb-bSuAkCGYyWzYHcA", "date": "2007-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AekZXrqxJIN-6F9cDCB_nA", "text": "There's a lot of crazy political stuff around, and the buns are just a bit dry, but we walked in a minute past eight, and the guy still served us (after informing us they were closed). I got a german frankfurter, the person I was with got a regular top dog and a sausage of some kind.  they were pretty good.  I would have rated this place a three but they get a bonus star for staying open for us.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-gJJzPghhC_gwHT-D8wlKQ", "date": "2006-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AhIRQYb2fuyj7KzVzc97KA", "text": "The best hot dogs in the east bay.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-uaHSRopANt8M9o86Khz1g", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aohy0f5wIopjCD9ZBNY6HQ", "text": "Top Dog is awesome! The dogs are fat and juicy and the buns are warm and soft. I tried their kielbasa and it was nicely spiced and yumm-o!\n\nI gave it 4 stars because the place isn't the most sanitary looking. But hey, it's meant for busy college students who are looking for a quick bite. If you can ignore the flies sitting on the sauerkraut and onions, then this place is a great snack shack for you!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pWLW9r0Z25HvQFsnzXBwYg", "date": "2008-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "apMKuMZ_9m5L52vZfxX8tg", "text": "I've always felt the staff was really unfriendly even when I'm being extra polite to them. Maybe it's supposed to be part of the charm or something. I've tried the Top Dog-didn't think it was anything special (tasted like a Costco one to me) and the Chicken Apple Sausage which I love!!! I like how the bread isn't too toasted but the sausages are always a bit too burnt for my liking. But, what do I know? I like my hot dogs boiled...Also, I really dislike how they only take cash under a certain amount but that isn't much different from the majority of places here in Berk. Maybe I'm not a proper connoisseur of sausages but I really think this place gets too much hype. I do enjoy the decor and sometimes rude customers who get whipped into shape by the employees though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SAm4XpHGqodTvIqYZk_YLg", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aZHzWpvvPCqQxWtJPMGUtg", "text": "Never had the hot dogs here but I am assuming they are as good as the Top Dog's on Durant. I just came here to buy a bag of ice, because they sell them here for $1. It was a pretty good bargain. They aren't open too late during summer though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BOFpb0pMGLTR2QrI4za5EA", "text": "Top dog how I loveth thee( for 30 years)! From the crunch of the dog, to those awesome sesame rolls, to the hot russian mustard, the killer sauer kraut. I loveth thee greatly.\n\nYour bird dog also rocks my world. Sitting on the deck on a day like today with the sun out and people walking by...nothing could be finer.\n\nThanks TD!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kroQYWSj-BhIEXT4VwLRHA", "date": "2012-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bsFrSayQDUCeRFVl3AH0VQ", "text": "Somehow this one just isn't as cool as the other Top Dogs.  Something about it makes it just a great hot dog, not a Top Dog.  Its still great, just not supreme.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pCGhLbFA8Q2N_LypEOdHcw", "date": "2006-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BVVuqcbA34zy8Xiwt5uPQA", "text": "Best sausage place evaaaaaaaa!!! Had every hot dog there at least once save the vegetarian one. Only thing I dont like is the bread... It is not soft at all. Although it is good for holdin the relish.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Je0YMijCazpwjKLubM_mZg", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cDnIdaxbkk7wm5XW43_4rA", "text": "I've been going to this place since I was a kid and love it!  Great dogs at great prices.  Try the bratwurst with saurkraut!  Tops!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "O5yuVHpELTKhgc7Ednk5EQ", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CQHMjH62esW9FsR5n-ajFQ", "text": "Awesome Top Dog. The bread was toasted to perfection and you gotta try the Hot Russian mustard - but beware it's hot hot hot!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "O7FD01TTTb4pWFyzJBad2g", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dLvOic7XGQ4DMuDjymCHSg", "text": "Good dogs, but not great. Casper's is much better, IMO. Top Dog's potato salad is quite good though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJpG8YgaMTPGZr-GQxb_Rw", "date": "2008-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DT2EKHLXUlUdLkiuj1nrxg", "text": "this is the same chain as the durant one.  same review.  hard to mess this kinda thing up.\n\nif you want a hot dog, come here.  the end.\n\nok i'll say more.  the selection is huge.  the sausages and hot dogs are good.  and i love the selection of mustards.\n\nit's hot dogs plain and simple.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KTIMsSQxA7HQFDxWKobYjQ", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_eCLzFJ0Fd5ORJwGsqr_wA", "text": "there's a different vibe at dog north. it's alot more mellow. i remember when it was the training ground(my observation) for dog south. you can go in there and rap w/the guy or girl working the grill, drink your apple juice and eat your dogs. everything's the same as dog south. just an old top dog helpin' out students and locals forever...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P6xM1qh64j8d0twbkWteHg", "date": "2006-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "edyXf7svrZgn6o386Lm_ig", "text": "Freshly grilled sausages in a crispy bun. Try their apple juice too. Cash only.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0GMMy-FD8ImVsF4M6CAE5Q", "date": "2005-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eer_aBokeRe1LcRpKnE46Q", "text": "Top Dog's a Berkeley institution:\n- Very flavorful hot dogs.  I'm not into straight beef so my favorites are the Bockwurst, Hot Link, Bird Dog, and Smoked Chicken Apple.  But your mileage may vary.\n- Free onions and sauerkraut toppings to trick out your dog.\n- Toasted bun.\n- Easy to carry so you can eat while you walk.\n- Old school soda fountain served in small paper cups... I feel like I'm in the 60s.\n- Libertarian sayings plastered all over the interior.\n- This one's conveniently located right near Soda Hall if you're a CS nerd.\n\nMaybe not the best value-for-money, but you owe yourself at least one visit if you've never been.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pfWK0FcNG4UMhxl6jfR9fQ", "date": "2008-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eyWTJqgGxu30gMPkctbXkw", "text": "Love this place...dont love the fact that Julie had to move away and no longer works here.  no more shitty (but free) coffee to bring up to GSPP.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Lc8FknZGSW0fFf2VY1TXiA", "date": "2007-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gZ9lftanGgE7LoXm0KCbjg", "text": "I grew up in Chicago, so I'm big on hot dogs. My boyfriend had been raving about Top Dog literally for weeks before we made it there... and I'm giving it a fourth star mostly because he loves it. Service was quick, the dog was good, but I wasn't overwhelmed. I still miss my Vienna Beef dogs on poppy seed buns from back home, but this is about as close as California gets.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "71RVNcSPEs8rxyxQllMGeQ", "date": "2010-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Iq9atYEt8enZ5GWuybl-pQ", "text": "Yummy top dog. Low key and fast!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1NHberk02xgCXUoRGjuK0w", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-iWqfL2MykPaO8DmRGWV-g", "text": "This place is a Berkeley icon, if u go to school here you must go. The price is a little high but the taste makes up for it. I usually get the calabrese, a spicy Italian sausage that is so amazing. Get crowded whn the bars get out but thank god its open. GO HERE", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bgqE65YGEiwr0lrrsRK5iw", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j2CwlnyMoXmaTlaeXGnU4A", "text": "Go for the Veggie!!!! Go for the Veggie!!!! A $3 lunch that can't be beat. This is my favorite location since I've never seen busy. If you are a mayo crazed just ask for it, they have it behind the counter. \nremember: CASH ONLY", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GkOW-Gz3cxi59e33-_IUUA", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j5m0PVplTBQc2gVxkEWqJA", "text": "I love the idea of this place, but for some reason, i just wasn't impressed the two times i went. I ordered the german and the calabrese and while i preferred the calabrese, i didn't think it was worth the price. Both seemed underflavored and both the sausages and the bread were dry making it difficult to eat. I like that they heat their sausages on a flat top, they have a variety of sausages, and they use pretty good quality ingredients, but i'm happy with a simple $2 polish or hot dog from costco. Their hot dogs may be boiled and often overly salty, but it's good enough for someone simple like me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ubwYHP431hws6uBcIimPBw", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JvaX0Hg0WLynK0HY0onYjA", "text": "Tried this place out when I started out my undergrad since it seemed to be a popular Berkeley spot. \n\nThere's definitely a good variety of hot dogs and sausages but... overall seemed a bit pricey for what it is. Still worth checking out though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QF4DNvII6tRDI0mDj9ecBQ", "date": "2010-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_jwd7GEKfhAl4Hbw0vK0lQ", "text": "Love it.  All the dogs are good but the Top Dog is the Top Dog.  This particular shop has abit more room to sit at the counter.  You will love it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uKvkeu1bAwt10TerVpdksA", "date": "2009-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LeGMlTa8OSM0fV2QbQskUQ", "text": "YUUUUUM!  My friend lived in the apt complex next to this location so every night after having fun in the city, we stopped by to get our favs.  My favorite is the Bratwurst..oh so yum.  I think my friend's favorite is the German Frankfurter but whatever, my selection is better keke*  Anyway, try this place if you are hungry in UC Berkley area....you won't regret it.\n\n*Hotdog = YUM\n*Service = good\n*Location = I think this location is not as nice as the other ones but I still like it.\n\nOh yeah, on my last day at Berkley, I stopped by to get 3 bratwursts for my 6 hours trip back to L.A..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7UBDZmeF101orAc72KeofQ", "date": "2009-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lk1ZwgyU_XRofeTDNLSeug", "text": "Good hot dog...simple yet delicious.  My favorite...hot link!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6XbiHmXB3oxBQIztMRMB7Q", "date": "2009-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-lYv1kEk_OPo5zyrWGTnkQ", "text": "There is a Top Dog just like like this one, a few blocks away on durant... why isn't this one as cool? I think its because its all new and stuff. I don't really go for that in a ghetto hot dog eatery. Oh well, at least the hot dogs taste the same.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mg6dPlDK2JfsZfdb_WSKpg", "text": "Friendly service.  Hot links are spicy and good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pHLCm78t02HQWmEE7eBcng", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NttOfomFjOn9FXtY3t_TSg", "text": "Love this location. Love the hot dogs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IdnaLzLArAx4_url22C9fg", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OdHdCtJDTbekKVrNC7aMhw", "text": "My parents were in Berkeley some 30+ years ago, and when I was growing up we'd often go to Berkeley and wind up at Top Dog. I think this was part of their plan to brainwash me into going to Berkeley, or maybe they just missed Top Dog. \n\nIn any case, I wound up going to Berkeley and got a CS degree fueled by Top Dog (and Bongo Burger), so it worked. And now I miss them both. :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Bm0ASL6b3_fsiHYZ3jBW5Q", "date": "2010-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oMApMyPrADz3HJDyinI54Q", "text": "A hot, bockwurst and kielbasa.  Always good sausages.  Small place with a few stools and two tables outside. One-man operation.  No parking lot, good luck on finding a spot on the street that is close by.  OK service, the usual nonsense, order taking person on the grill.   A real hole-in-the-wall place.  No dollar menu here, it has gotten a bit pricey over the years.    They serve RC Cola, no Coke or Pepsi.  You order, wait a few minutes, dogs and buns are grilled, you get them plain and apply your own condiments.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7EvlsFnNRHH1Zl4bPQi-VQ", "date": "2010-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p5qrnYPKY7kdJpASs32wDQ", "text": "I used to run here from El Cerrito during high school on cross country \"training runs\". One day, I came back and prices were a quarter more. However, I'll still pay for the kiel's here. My favorite spots to eat on this side of campus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aFwzkEfAZYbdTc6uPGMv3A", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PUS59hKOQlgQduizZfEAWw", "text": "This place is just OK. When I went my first time it was good.. when I went back and ordered the LINGUI\u00c7A.... I couldn't even finish it because it was SOOOOOOOOOO freaking DRY!. Any drier and it was like eating jerky. The relish and ketchup helped, but man.. blehhhhh. If I go back there again, I'll definitely order something different.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iSf6znw693xvdLTJCNpY9g", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qt5t6zCpGHBFmyjzwYDpjA", "text": "As hot dog places go, pretty awesome.  They have a very wide selection, and almost all of them are great.  I used to eat here seriously four times a week, since it was right next to Soda Hall.\n\nHowever remember- it just serves hot dogs.  Which is great if you are young and getting lots of exercise, but all that fat and meat does catch up with you.  Just a warning there.\n\nTop Dog is also a \"only in Berkeley\" type of thing, because it's run by Libertarians.  This means there are ranty diatribes all over the walls about how the government is trying to oppress you by making you pay for roads and the fire department.  And how global warming is a myth being used to silence Freedom Lovers.  So that is a bit obnoxious.\n\nI'm not sure but I think the dude working the counter is \"leasing\" the entire business while he's there, in keeping with the Libertarian principles of the place.  Whatever the reason, he has a bit of flexibility; you can cut deals with him for buying dogs in quantity.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KoomtZhLwSvn1G3yFd_3wA", "date": "2007-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r6KEB_kBN5-c4UM2zsSe9w", "text": "Top Dog is my favorite hot dog source in the Bay Area, and this location is one of my two favorite Top Dog locations (the other being the one on Durant).\n\nBeef, pork, veal (!) dogs, and even a good vegetarian dog (this coming from a meat eater). They know their stuff, and they care about their dogs.\n\nGet a Top, add hot mustard, relish, ketchup, and saurkraut and enter dog nirvana.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IPzVg0wE9EW2_VfJI0Uzgg", "date": "2006-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rol9-1ck8h_0JyhY8as7Sg", "text": "This is another place that I've finally been to, thanks to my job on campus. I would definitely go back. I had the German Frankfurter, it was god damn delicious on that French roll. My co-workers made me get a second, so I picked the Kielbalsa but I just couldn't finish it and even from the first bite it was too much. The woman behind the counter was the right mix of friendly and efficient.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JEZteM6zMpOUYyaeTZloXg", "date": "2008-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r-YC49YgrY8p8OHVr_iaGQ", "text": "This location is a short walk from my lab and I find myself coming back here quite often. For $4.75, you get your choice of a dog, chips and drink. Can't beat that! The hot dogs are well done and very flavorful. There is plenty to look at and read all along the walls in here. They are very anti-authority but the reads are hilarious and a good time killer while waiting for your order. \n\nDefinitely recommend this place and I'll be going here all summer long!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vD-cuWxXC6WWo42aHkpSwA", "date": "2009-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-TgOHTXVKwZKCfPY7zPqYw", "text": "I like Top Dog in general, but I had a very bad experience at the Northside Top Dog (\"Top Dog 2\"?). Two years ago, after I ordered, the woman behind the counter started whipping up a special egg concoction for her friend (right next to my sizzling frankfurter).\n\nThe next day I had two finals and horrible food poisoning. I had to rush out of my first final, and as for my second final, I just didn't go.\n\nI haven't been back to \"Top Dog 2,\" but 2 stars for a finals week I'll never forget!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DpeIxY-RnBVh2D6wOz-ZBg", "date": "2008-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tNzdxq8S4AAxgZvQ4cqC_A", "text": "Im more of a fan of a the steamed hot dog and bun (Kasper's style hotdog) but the Top Dog is definitely a suitable substitute.  The grilled style hotdog with the grilled bun is delicious!  The bun is crispy on the outside and soft and warm on the inside.  The dog itself has a lot of flavor and has a good \"snap\" when you bite into it.  \n\nI came to this little hold in the wall joint on a Sunday and it was dead.  I was the only person there and enjoyed a nice convo with the person working.  It was like I was at a bar chopp'n it up with a bartender.  Over all, great hot dog at a decent price ($3.00 a dog).  Definitely plan on coming back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gf4tyQgQOtVMkOdvveRHVA", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tQuUcD5Rm_w1exAB1M2-mg", "text": "The dude who works at this Top Dog is kind of weird.  He looks like Jesus.  When I went there he was watching this weird Fantasia thing.  I think he was stoned. 'Nuff said.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2007-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tso4VW915MRWdkuun3NAww", "text": "Although the dogs are nearly $3, they are very tasty and if you are yearning for hotdogs, definately come here! I don't think they're open as late as the one on Durant...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tzm7AnMQiGGFGwEFhGQN5w", "text": "Oh man I love this place.  I've been going here for years and I'm not tired of it.  I'm not much of a meat eater anymore but I will banish my obsessive health habits and throw down to eat some red meat and nitrates...hmmmmm ok they have a pretty good veggie dog too but the hotlink is to die for.  Plus it has all sorts of anarchist/libertarian literature to read and be amused by, which was so typical of the  Berkeley I grew up knowing.  Oh yeah and on a nice day you can sit out on the deck, eat and soak up some east bay sun got to get it while I can cuz we aint be gotten none over here in foggy SF.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u9MAAwEA_Pwov8-AinzpRA", "date": "2006-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ugBOB3dta0SoHWd-pYMJQA", "text": "Best Hot Dogs in the Bay Area!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mMzPrLeZgVoBs-LLAT10Jw", "date": "2008-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ujLlxYgUqw7Xd01na7vBig", "text": "My dad used to always take us here when we were kids after piano competitions. Back when he went to college, it only cost $1. Now prices have gone up, and I don't think hot dogs are worth the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JaMc-ci9LEWgeeqsYAAs8g", "date": "2008-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uph9d3M0FPTUHuyLqpml8w", "text": "though not the original top dog location, this place isn't that busy to me grab a kielbasa, polish, top dog or whatever.\n\ni catch dogs for the nostalgia.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2008-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V3y8159Zn_Ag3837VUj9dQ", "text": "I don't get the hype, but it's just average size, average taste sausage in a bun.\n\nShop: disgusting and dirty... looks like nobody's ever wiped anything here in a few years!\n\nAnd at $3, it's not even that cheap!!  I can get twice the size @ Costco for half the price.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "q5R39EeDXWg32KghCsmBmg", "date": "2009-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v8Oq1TpRZ4jUfaQx5HllXg", "text": "All the sauerkraut, mustard, unions, and other fine condiments you want are provided for you. I usually get the Kielbasa and load it up with as much spicy mustard and sauerkraut I can fit in/on the thing.\n\nI really don't think Top Dog is worth it for the price. Three dollars is just a little too much. I've kinda stopped going here after that realization.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wYFUW0WNGpKr5m7uyzZnww", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VizBAQZixOxKS4ictSYAMg", "text": "I actually really like this place, service is pretty chill if you're a regular or know what you want right away.  I haven't been disappointed with Top Dog, you get a little better than what you pay for it.  I do, however, really like all the libertarian propaganda (i mean, information).  Always an interesting read while you wait for your dog.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "q3CU8YkBLtVzc_qUhK_Scg", "date": "2007-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vTxEcNHPx4rnW-G-wCeOPw", "text": "I'm an absolute fan of Top Dog!\n\nI always get lemon chicken with lots of sauerkraut, onions, and ketchup. Most of the dogs are $3 and you can add a small drink and a chip for extra $1.75. \n\nThe dogs are super tasty and rolls are very crunchy.\n\nIt's open till 2am during the weekdays and 3am during the weekend so great place to fulfill your late night munchies.\n\nMany friends of mine complain about this place being dirty and ghetto, but it's Berkeley. You can't really expect quality here :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WzFzWuAh5ri_SMYoI4nATQ", "text": "This is a classic when we go to Berkeley, it's simplicity of ingredients and complexity of flavors make it a \"must have\". Perfect portions, better price.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-924I-RRTzmhhTjjHqg1yw", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XUT0P0DWvHch1Cpg36-MOg", "text": "My favorite dog in Berkeley.  They will treat you nicer here than they do in the top dog on durant, and the libertarian propaganda is better here.  Be sure to try the calabrese (pronounced cala-breezy).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xU5L3aZ8J7XKwuG7IfBILA", "date": "2007-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yv7W3gIIgUvi7T1eh88Krg", "text": "Sausages, sauerkraut and mustard: the requirements for an awesome hot dog.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: three stars.\n\nTog Dog's appeal is not so much in the preparation of the food as it is in the ingredients used. The rolls are not tasteless Wonderbread rolls, and the sausages are not your usual beef franks.\n\nJust a sampling of the selection: Calabrese, Kielbasa, Bratwurst and Chicken & Apple.\n\nThe kicker is the vat of sauerkraut. It is not a hot dog without it.\n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: one star.\n\nThere is a huge difference between the Northside Top Dog and the Southside Top Dog. There are by far fewer people that visit TD2, so the wait is not nearly as unbearable and the cooks are far friendlier. We even knew each other on first name basis.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5HM6tlve-5-ePfDbnMH1PA", "text": "Such yummy goodness.  A brat fresh off the grill, heaping serving of kraut, warm bun ... slobber.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cyJsilA4llNkwFYOCLSIzw", "date": "2006-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dstLwOYcaLgnMhLczapb0w", "text": "Who cares about a hot dog, it's just a sausage on a bum with some mustard/onion/cabbage thrown in. It's the free speech, baby! I absolutely love and agree with most of the wall posts in this joint. Mao should be real proud of this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WqZeZoZIBmdodlJOUoCx9w", "date": "2009-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fa-QDfX3x2aebxtOwiqUrQ", "text": "I don't eat these thing anymore.  You know.....cholesterol.\nSo now that I'll live forever, I question whether longevity is worth it.\nI miss top dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "heh89b9D7tgdnABoz-kzWg", "date": "2006-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1UIRT6HhfPmbZFdcjMR08w", "text": "same libertarian dog, shorter lines.  I dig it", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zJgTQLOOn1-SO1ghvBtXpA", "date": "2006-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6La-PdKdN0Xtcuss1Qr0hA", "text": "Delicious, delicious $3 kielbasa sausage in a toasted sesame seed bun. Can't beat that!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P4tSZPeEeDgVWaJH5hwwAA", "date": "2009-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c0ZPkicetlKIrV563MB8wg", "text": "Okay...so I've only been here once but based off of the service and what I did have here, I have to give it 5 stars. The person working there was super nice and patient and gave me a rundown of all the hot dogs they have, describing the tastes. Since it was my first time ever going to a Top Dog, he also gave me a free hot dog sample to try! One of my food obsessions happens to be hot dogs as well and these hot dogs are off-the-charts good - juicy, flavorful, and best of all, the wonderful snap of a perfectly grilled hot dog. I couldn't ask for more in a hot dog. The regular top dog hot dog is perfect - exactly what you would expect from a hot dog! The calabrese is delicious too, but is more sausage-y and spicier; the flavor is intensely good. For me though, I have developed a bit of a sweet tooth, which really only applies to savory foods actually lol. So two of the other hot dogs really hit that sweet spot - the lemon chicken and smoked chicken apple. The lemon chicken is just perfection...no words could describe the happiness I felt biting into it; for me, it was miles above the rest of the flavors I tried. The chicken apple...while I didn't quite get the apple chunks, had a great chickeny taste with a slight hint of sweetness, although I actually found the lemon chicken to be a bit sweeter than the chicken apple! I will definitely be back to try more of their selection, but the lemon chicken and original top dog hot dog keep on calling to me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jm67zVv_3X5re8Sb5eL9kg", "date": "2012-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FvLsDra8U9HbzZ6h53H-uw", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 2\nService: 3\n\nI came here a few weeks ago since I wanted something relatively small for dinner. Since I've tried the lemon chicken and chicken apple sausages (both of which are pretty good), I decided to go with the bird dog this time since it had cilantro and bell pepper, both of which I like. The dog was ready within a couple minutes, and I put on some relish/onions/ketchup. \n\nThe hot dog itself was pretty good, but not \"really good,\" hence the 3-star rating. I actually couldn't really taste the bell pepper either. I still stand by the fact that these hot dogs are not worth $3 each.\n\nFYI, none of the Top Dogs have much seating. They all have bar-like seating with about 4-5 seats. There usually aren't more than that many people at any given time anyway, so you'll probably be able to find a seat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hiCfhNYCdJ3mM91gffIOew", "text": "The Top Dog on the south side of campus is definitely better.\n\nI just wanted a quick bite to eat for lunch and I noticed that the service wasn't as fast and my lemon chicken was way burnt on a few parts. I think Top Dog in general is really good. This particular Top Dog was aaaiiite.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7LwQOZLccLO_Xic7H-kgxQ", "date": "2010-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LQY8RopwibKhwPCYNsLZjw", "text": "After many years away, the first place I went to eat  was Top Dog.  The Lemon Chicken and Hot Links were as good as I remembered.  Damn it, I'm getting hungry for them as I type this review.\n\nThese are gourmet hot dogs.  Seriously.  All the hot dog varieties are excellent and customizable with a variety of fixings, including four kinds of mustard,  to satisfy any palate.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UE0RpuJIZvlYNbdopkQbCg", "date": "2007-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LzT1DatLOUqtoFe0OAHoYA", "text": "Top dog is a fun place. I usually get only two kinds of hot dogs, the lemon chicken and the hot link. I've been going here over the years and meeting the different people serving the food. I always found their service style to be neat and engaging(and competent, evidenced when football games are held here)\n\nSince their chip and drink selection is lacking, I would advise just walking across and buying it from the convenient store. Chips and a drink makes the meal feel so much more complete. I can't even explain it. If you eat there lunchtime, you should go chill outside with your fellow engineering/CS classmates. They need your attention. (Especially if you are female)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R9nUGtkEIJoLJX-z-TKI6g", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OfzwuoEUTxzWQ1zUdIXoHA", "text": "Really good dogs.  When I worked at Cal I would get two for lunch.  The lemon chicken is tasty, so you can get that one if you are trying to be \"good.\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ATKgNCR_4QfxgUY0gbMeiw", "date": "2007-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VpYLnaKTed41JHAft-tJjg", "text": "Hot dog joint lives up to name!\n\nPros: Great dogs, and the staff ooze some sort of enigmatic cool.\n\nCons: Limited seating space, but a little bit more then the Durant location\n\nThe skinny: Four words, and folks who have eaten there will agree: \"Best hot dog, ever!\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uEzE0MegmyQO0SXuuDjktA", "date": "2006-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Z68vBQ5OUSlU2sTYBy2Ytw", "text": "I took a visiting friend here and she ordered the Louisiana Hotlink.  As we were eating our topdogs, I noticed that her eyes were tearing up.  The sausage was way too spicy for her.  She said that the only reason she ordered it was because the cashier caught her off guard and it was the first thing that she saw on the menu.  The cashier coerced her into eating this sausage.\n\nShe will probably need a lot of therapy for this one.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "20RreM5Um2LaMZT-dYAiDA", "text": "There are three kinds of hot dog joints in the world:\n\n1) Nathan's (one kind of frank, few toppings)\n2) Spike's (one kind of frank, 1 billion different toppings)\n3) Top Dog (13 kinds of dogs, a few toppings)\n\nThe hot link is to die for, and it will kill you.  If they served any kind of freshly fried potato it'd be knocked up to a five.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CCUf-veaNdAeL7NUTvUhrg", "date": "2006-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ldt4FKV73SvEf-wsoRFJPw", "text": "It was good enough for me to come back.  Got the chicken apple sausage twice over the weekend and it was sufficient as a quick snack.  Not overly amazing or anything, but decent (I agree with the guy who prefers less burnt stuff on them).\n\nKids who work there are pretty stoned and oblivious.  Latex gloves or more frequent hand washing would be good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zdKYrwnrBlZiy76ExAhKUQ", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mKYVwx5mTDaW_fd-wBnIUg", "text": "Though I love all the top dog locations in Berkeley (they even have one in San Jose now!), Top Dog 2 will always be near and dear to my heart do to its proximity to Soda and Cory Halls (CS/EE buildings).  This place has provided sustenance after long long hours of slaving away on projects, and always brings a smile to my face after being frustrated by difficult problems and tough professors.\n\nMy favorite is the chicken apple sausage, butterfly cut so I get nice grill marks all over.  Bread is nice and fresh and toasty.  Mmmmm.  I can recreate the flavors by stopping by the top dog in SJ near my work, but I will never forget the memories of bliss going here for a quick respite before I spend the rest of the night in Soda Hall.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R5i-8R4vBov0wfNBGg2MwA", "date": "2007-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2rpsqV2_5qLOvJZpQWl9_A", "text": "I was utterly disappointed by this place.  This joint has been around for such a long time.  I remember having it once a long time ago (pre yelp days) and it was okay.  I went back this Saturday b/c we wanted to try out some places in the East Bay.  Also b/c the week before, we had tried Underdog and we really wanted to compare.  Underdog wins hands down.  The dog here is way too salty.  You don't taste the meat in it.  I've always eaten anything covered in ketchup, but this time, i felt like tossing the entire thing away.  but I finished it anway, b/c of the ketchup.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kap-a51yfAh4HeJFlHMS7A", "date": "2007-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NIKTfVw9MdNg-AtuR0KvJw", "text": "The condiments aren't great and the buns are just bulk, but the non-chicken sausages are excellent, and that's what matters, right? Well, only up to a point. Despite the limited lunch options on the north side of campus, I still only come here once a month or so - enjoy it, but then don't want to have another one any time soon. I think it's because the saltiness and slight chemicalliness necessary in a top-notch dog deter me: I don't have the same problem with the not-as-good Miller franks at Oscar's on Shattuck. So I'm punishing Top Dog for being too good, which is very unlibertarian and absolutely justifiable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2007-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MuP9H2Ar9_EpnutgXQrorw", "text": "(The figurative) you have got to be joking that this is 4 stars.\n\nAte there today.  Ordered a Chili Cheese Dog.\nThe hotdog itself - just the meat part - was good.\n\nThe cheese was almost non-existent, but here's the big WTF!\n\nWTF was that chili?  It was the singularly most vile-tasting chili I've ever eaten.  Worse than any unsalted non-fat vegan chili you can imagine.\nIt was as if one boiled up some chili beans and mixed them up with some horrible chunks of tomatoes and water.\nZero flavor.\nDisgusting.\nI tell ya, I am no chili snob.  I can eat any of the above - no salt, vegan, and no fat.  But that stuff  was not chili in any sense of the imagination.\n\nWife and son thought the exact same thing.\n\nAnd the soda selection...  RC what???  It tasted like rubber.\n\nAnyhow, I got far better food at the food truck near the student store.\n\nYuck!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cbb_3647OSY1SGxdbcTVVA", "date": "2012-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PgSPRG-BzOSWvcruOHZkhA", "text": "Five stars for the memories. This Top Dog location has been around at least 25 years that I know of. \n\nI'm going to use first names here only; we did illicit stuff. Would the statute of limitations have run out on drug offenses from so many years ago? Would my employers care now about my youthful indescretion?\n\nWe went to this Hearst St. Top Dog because our good buddy, Sam, slung hot dogs there. Sam was famous at Berkeley High for taking small amounts of LSD every day for a year. His personality never recovered, but he was good at making those dogs (he's a research scientist today). \n\nAnyway, the afternoon in question, my first love, Justin, and I bought some hash off Sam, and smoked it on the patio at the Hearst St. Top Dog.  Being the innocent kid that I was at 16, the THC hit me pretty hard, and I couldn't ride my bike back down Hearst (it's steep). Justin had to basically carry me and my bike home. A few more experiences like this later, and I had completely given up on drugs and alcohol at the tender age of 17.\n\nAh, a childhood in Berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jm0kgXVEdcQ_tQNzsoNXRw", "date": "2007-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UNypcvNyiebWqhgWwj8hog", "text": "#810\n\nOmigod this place is freaking amazing. They toast the buns. They have amazing sausages. They have amazing greasy food to hit the spot.\n\nI consistently order the Calabrese. MMMMMMMmmmmmmm!!!\n\nI dream of the days when my company catered with Top Dog. I dream about wonderful wonderful sausages cooked perfectly. *droool*", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LPTq2-fZ9_TsG5o8lAWCGg", "date": "2009-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "v8s8ZCsBfggb2YdpZ00Wpg", "text": "Why do holes in the wall become legendary?  Because they serve great products, sometimes virtually unchanged, at extremely fair prices, for DECADES!   \n\nThat's right, I'm so old (please don't fill in the blank) .... I've visited this Top Dog for decades back to my UC undergrad days, and it has always, ALWAYS been one of the best dogs anywhere.  The dogs at this northside location are the same as south side, btw, but more relaxed, no one will bother you.\n\nTo me, the perfectly spicy and juicy hot link is king.  But they have many other delights including the fennely calabrese, the luxurious brat, the german garlic and many more.  I highly recommend you starve yourself before going so you can each try at least two different dogs... one does not do justice to the experience, and at $3 a dog, you can splurge.  (the dogs will keep for later, but seriously, just go for it!)\n\nI've always liked the libertarian flair here, they even have a well-worn book on the counter of the collected sayings of Mises the great Austrian school economist.  But I digress.... you can select and apply if not slather several mustards (no stinkin' catsup here!), fresh diced onion, sauerkraut and pickle relish.  The seeded bun is toasted (natch) and has just the right balance of substance, crispness and spongyness to soak up the dietetically abominable but palate lovable sausage, ah, essences.   \n\nThe grillmistress or grillmeister may be a bit high. So what.  No booze and you may not find a nearby seat. So what.  Cross the street onto campus and find a bench and then try to defend your dog from the squirrels.\n\nFWIW, the sausages come from Schwarz Sausage in the Mission... sadly, they only sell wholesale. So go to Top Dog.  Indulge.  Repeat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7-6e12HAy1XIT2pG1pMFhw", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vcWp6zNpIAR9XL-k9xlv5g", "text": "Somehow feels smaller than Top Dog (1) but it's really the same size. What you'd expect, good hotdog, good service, just that sometimes it gets crowded during passing periods because it's where a lot of engineers eat (since it's on Northside) I was only there for a section and got hungry. Not bad!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "X1wwOCjDVF9-lQ53OvTXwg", "text": "Summary: This review has my original thoughts, a message I received  from an angry man, and my response to his virtual attack.  \nThe main point is that due to my own experience, there is a high chance that I'll get a BURNED hot dog if I go here.\n\n\nTop dog has always had a lot of hype.  I've been living near campus for a few years now and the hype has always been the same, and so have my experiences with it.  I'm a health freak so I hardly ever eat hot dogs.  The few times that I've had Top Dog was due to Peer pressure or for stress release.  Right when you order you'll notice that there are just a whole bunch of dogs sitting on the cold part of the grill.  While I'm deciding the workers give off a vibe of impatience as if I'm supposed to be an expert on their variety of sausages.  Anyways right when I order the cook moves a hot dog from the cold part to the hot part of the grill.  I'm assuming that the dogs have been pre-cooked and this process is merely to heat up the dogs for eating.  However they burn them every single time i've been there, which is probably 5 or 6 times over the years.  It's almost like they purposely systematically burn one side, then flip it over and burn the opposite side and then hide the charred sides of the dog by enveloping it in a cheap bun.  \n\nI personally do not like eating Burnt Hot dogs.  two stars.\n\nEDIT: here's a message that I received from an angry kitchen employee from a different restaurant, along with my response.\n\n\"Kitchen Employee\"\n((((I work in a kitchen and just wanted to let you know some things you seem un-aware of.....\n   The part of the grill your calling \"cold\" is in fact over 150f.\n   Not all dogs are \"pre-cooked\"\n    If they are pre cooked it was pressure cooked to treat the meat, not grilled to expand it or give flavor\n    the \"burn\" you refer to is the grease from the dog and other dogs before it adding flavor (some dogs carmalize due to sugars, others just grease.)\n    You obivsuly know nothing of breads.....\n    To some-up your tastes seem like that of a 4 year olds, and not someone who needs to be going around writeing un-informed yelp reviews))))))\n\n\n\"And here is my response to the self righteous defender of burned food\"\nI'm not going to argue with you about kitchen etiquette or processes because I'm probably wrong.\n\nHowever I agree with you that even a four year old can tell when food is burned. Let me put it this way for you. That \"black stuff\" coating the food? It doesn't taste good to me and Oh it causes cancer.\n\nDo I care why that \"black stuff\" is all over my dog because of caramelized sugar nonsense? Rhetorical question, no.\n\nIn addition to the fact that yelp reviewers require NO credentials, my review was VERY well informed and the truth remains that a LARGE MAJORITY of customers at this establishment will actually get \"burned\" hot dogs. If people believe the burned black cancer causing stuff all over their food is caramelized sugar then they are still free to go try it.\n\nI Stand by my review.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "k40asaKnJoNJaGxhvhSUTA", "date": "2010-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YgWyKIRqxlWgi9Bo9F4YZw", "text": "The hot link is the star of my world. Greasy porkaliciousness wrapped in the soft, but not too soft, sesame seed bun. I cant visit berkeley without grabbing a dog and i suggest you do too. I tried the linguisa but still prefer the hot link. Wish they had grilled onions on the side", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IPYIi9LH0zddqKEscbDjYg", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "oGPkQyaDa830MdfMK90EuA", "text": "One of my friends has a great story about how he was locked in here way back in the day during some of the riots. Can you imagine 7 hours inside Top Dog? At least you have something tasty to eat! Always a reliable frankfurter regular stop walking up Hearst on the way to a show at the Greek Theater.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P5bUL3Engv-2z6kKohB6qQ", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s2u-5RnsfwMJeHOvze7LIQ", "text": "Great dogs so conveniently close to the co-op.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IDVX4Is4CanREchBmpFXoA", "date": "2006-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "N2yhClhhJdpA5SdRGXW9SA", "text": "loving the top dogs selection! I had their  kielbasa and it was pretty good. Definitely worthy of 3 stars! if their kielbasa was only 3 stars, why did i give them 4 stars on my yelp review? well, the additional star is courtesy of University of Cal @ Berkeley school of education! The school hosted some sort of gathering in front of Pat Brown's cafe and Top Dog cater the event! I scored a free top dog! was it worth the additional star, probably not, but since i am in such a giving mood, why not?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E8vVwh6I38-WvgpTDkyyvQ", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qdrBN6p4CLdUV36_2Wxf4Q", "text": "Having grown up in Berkeley, the one on Durant has many great memories, but I like the location ,convenience and speed with which you are served at Hearst.  The quality is high, the condiments are kept tidy.  They have several kinds of mustard, one of which was labeled \"Milde\", to which we always added a \"w\" at the end as a joke.\nOnly one downside: occasionally they hire some loudmouth as a cook who loves the sound of his own voice and makes you listen to his inane comments while you wait for your dog. Otherwise, love them dogs!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h24c6STVDDUcbMdtvBi5_A", "date": "2006-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SLYn9q-1z-Tz2nDGBbVLHA", "text": "Came here with some co-workers after an event at the Berkeley campus.  This was my first time at a Top Dog... and after hearing about it, I felt I needed to give it a whirl.\n\nMy dogs of choice:\nTop Dog Frankfurter - Standard dog... juicy, flavorful, love the bread... loaded it with ketchup and mustard after the first bite.\n\nGerman Frankfurter - Definitely tasted the HINT of garlic... but I like me a garlic KICK.  Loaded this guy up with mustard and ketchup ftw.  \n\nHot Link - There was a claim that this was supposed to be super hot... so I tried it.  I found out that they had a hot sauce to add as well, so I tried that as well.  Admittedly, this sucker had KICK.  Very good.  It needed nothing else but the dog and sauce.  (folks, I think we have a winner here).\n\nI have to say, the prices are somewhat steep for what you get.  I'm glad I ended up getting the Hot Link because it sorta saved the experience for me.  The Hot Link came way after the fact too.. after I'd finished both my other dogs.  \n\nThe cashier / dog maker was very nice and enjoyed watching us all chow down.  If not for the nice person behind the counter and Hot Link, this would've definitely only been a 3 Star joint..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pdq8mplROSDvKyMtRxUHag", "date": "2009-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YpgZyaZnomILOch6hL0mag", "text": "Where else can you have a hot link, kielbasa, bockwurst, bratwurst, or just regular hot dog grilled to perfection on a toasted sesame bread?  I can either go to Top Dog or do it myself with the help of my beat-up weber grill in my own backyard.  \n\nFor me hot dog is best with sauerkraut and mustard (any mustard).  Everything else is optional.  Thankfully they provide plenty of sauerkraut, as well as ketchup, relish, onion and choices of mustard.\n\nThis top dog is nested in small food court along with a few other joints.  Unlike the legendary Top Dog on the south side of UC campus that hardly has any place to sit (http://www.yelp.com/biz/top-dog-berkeley),  here you can easily find a seating outside to relax and enjoy your warm hot dog.\n\nThe only downside is while they kept increasing the price over the years, the sausages seem to get smaller and smaller (minus 1 star) compared to when I was a regular during my college years.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pNm2pCMVOHCwoTTUaYhpQw", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "wFuYMVxDJwJD_eUdXlBIgQ", "text": "Irene S. used to work at this top dog & if we promised to clean the grill & mop the floor for her while she sat outside on the deck & smoked she'd give us free top dogs.   I used to live off this stuff.\r\n\r\nI'd have given 5 stars if she just gave them to us without having to do manual labor.  It's not like they were HER top dogs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sXch-HcnwKOLwJOBQSDfFw", "date": "2006-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vH7NVf47oV8lMA9fiEbV-Q", "text": "When you have a craving for meat, you should go here. The dogs are pretty tasty. My ultimate favorite is the lemon chicken one. However, I still don't like the idea that the dogs have already been grilled and are just reheated when you order them. I also want to complain about the shortness of the dogs. It definitely makes you want to buy more. The toasted hot dog bread is a nice touch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UyuQkwXx4jjOx2akmOau4w", "date": "2008-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1eFQX_a52MrQqNZfF1T-WA", "text": "Let me start by listing my attributes that make me a superior hot dog connoisseur:\n\n1. I  own two weener dogs\n2. I was a hot dog for halloween\n3. Sometimes I wear my hot dog costume to Cal Football Games\n4. 3 years of experience tailgating A's games, mostly grilling bratwurst\n5. 2+ years experience crawdad fishing with hot dogs, circa 1985-'87\n\n\nThat being said, this is my favorite location of the Top Dog joints. The others have great dogs, but this place is a little more low key and has more seating area. My favorite part about it is the outdoor seating that is elevated and overlooks Hearst.\n\nThe dogs are great, the attitude is easy going and friendly, and there is an ample supply of condiments, including warm Sauer Kraut. Beware of the Hot Russian Mustard, I severely underestimated its strength last week and almost had to throw up.\n\nYummmmmm........", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PxT8jwzyMXDRF9Bb68jC_w", "date": "2009-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ik2u8FXJ2dKWayzFF15lkA", "text": "My fav Top Dog location!  It's near my Alma Mater (PSR), not grungy like the cross-campus location, and thier dogs are just as good as every other Top Dog!\n\nMy favs are Lemon Chicken and Polish!\n\nYou can also buy them & the buns in bulk and BBQ them yourself!  \n\nWhen I crave a Top Dog- this is the location my tatse buds lead me to!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AGm0ij7gr0KsB34LDRInNw", "date": "2008-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "sZD8zlB6ok2wv87TYGtaoA", "text": "UUUUUUMMMMMM!!!\n\nI dream about Top Dog.\n\nThat 1st bite... crunchy bun, hot grilled dog, mustard.\n\nBut the anticipation of the 1st bite is a good moment too-- there's nothing like it.\n\nAfter a couple days in SF we decided to skip going to the new Academy of Science museum, and instead go over to the EastBay-- which by comparison sounded like it would be quieter, calmer, more attuned to what we needed. And it was that, plus a beautiful autumn day..So what did we need 1st ??-- TOP DOG!  \n\nThe Northside location is my all time favorite one... it's just got that perfect funky ambiance... step in, tell the cook what dog you want & just savor the moment.   I love reading all the handwritten ' thoughts for the day' postings on the wall... my favorite being \" there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.'  Then sit & watch the scene across from Cal-- ah, brings back good memories. \n\nBut the memory of the 1st Top Dog on Durant is of my then- boyfriend,  who after a date would drop me at the dorm, and I found out later would THEN go to Top Dog!! before he went home.   Another Top Dog memory is of living in a brown shingle apt. house on Ridge road and taking a short cut thru a vacant lot to cross Hearst to the campus!  Shortly after that year, guess what went in there? Our T.D. !  Hate to say how many years ago that was, but it's still a fun memory. \n\nSo we each had 2 dogs today-- i can never stop ordering the Kielbasa-- and with a full, happy tummy, hit the road to head north to home. And very content to have this little dream come true.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KTVRS5q6mBKH4sh_r5xL3g", "date": "2008-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "KtFGTBDLlk1sP-DIFPxDVQ", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 6, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "CYOH4GCaBiHMEOZYFmvRHA", "text": "julia l. is trying to claim this top dog for her own, but i'm going to have to set the record straight.\n\ntop dog two was MY top dog.\n\nas a freshman, living in the dorms up the hill, this was where i procured my first during-college employment. at the time, i was the only girl in the top dog stable, making me something of a novelty. (boobies? yes, please, i'll take three hot dogs kthx!) i worked a few nights a week, grilling dogs, watching tv, drinking hot chocolate, taking A LOT of cigarette breaks (this was back in the cigarette-sellin' days of the dog) and manipulating my friends into helping me clean up. (i may have given away some free top dogs.)\n\ni had some really awesome regular customers.\n\nthere was the dude who came in every tuesday to watch buffy with me and jen e. the gawking construction worker who was always too shy to actually speak to me. the old man who came in & ordered apple juice, drank it down, burped, and ordered a refill.\n\noccasionally, i would be forced to work a shift at the southside dog and would always hate it. who were all these customers? why was everyone so drunk? why couldn't i just sit on a stool and read? i'd always be so happy to go to work at number two after one of those shifts, appreciating immensely how closing at ten meant you really limited the number of drunks you'd have to serve in a given night.\n\none time, i found a tiny glass pipe & some grass hidden under the counter. this, obviously, belonged to someone who worked with me. i claimed it, & to this day i own it. a reminder of the old days, really.\n\nanother time, the ONLY time in my life i've ever had a uti, i tried to call in sick to a shift only to be strong-armed into coming in. i can't recall too many details, only that this was probably THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. \n\nsweet, sweet memories.\n\n& proof, total proof, that this top dog was mine.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Qt6t6i4RDbgXIOg6EXUbvQ", "date": "2007-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0sd9q0QJoWY3JGBRI2175Q", "text": "This is a 3.5 in my book - the burger is too small given the price - actually like their fries better than burger.  I had the mushroom burger - while I enjoyed it - it was not memorable and it was definitely on the smallish side - In-n-out is same size at 1/2 the price.  \n\nI guess if it is open (and nothing comparative was) and you are on campus it might be better than the burgers on campus but while I admire successful small business where I see owner behind the stand grinding it out to make business a success - the line can be very slow if more than a half dozen people (the cooking area is absurdly tiny - we beat a crowd of a dozen by less than minute and the difference in time would have been at least 30 minutes) - \n\nSo even though 3 stars I would return if my son said he wanted to go but wouldn't be in my rotation if I was going to college for the next four years (as my son will be)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E42iKCwep-vLAsK0dDXFBw", "date": "2012-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2aMNI4K-uj-_iDFoLCxgsw", "text": "used to go here for lunch a couple of times a month .  burgers are good, fries are good. waiting can be a pain sometimes especially  if  you only get a 30 minute lunch.falafel plates were tasty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4ApEC-_93_1bSDaHGm-puQ", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3qLJAevFmUt33DzlHUAZNA", "text": "Great place, good service.  First thing I tried was their half falafel. The portion was just right for lunch. The falafel was moist and delicious, it came in pita bread . Really enjoyed it.  Next time got half Persian burger. The portion size was good and the price was fantastic.  \n\nI hear Persian burger is a Berkeley \"institution\".", "stars": 4, "user_id": "33xSbR949uE69eOSAvLTiA", "date": "2011-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4zIj-M8bUHXZcZdZ8Jx0VQ", "text": "No. 3 Cheeseburger (no tomato, no lettuce) meal with fries and double-dip ranch-ketchup. MMMM. \n\nFulfilling and convenient meal for that hour-and-a-half break between awkwardly-timed midday classes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5rxwiWzMFllA40-39_pJ_g", "text": "My husband and I like the onion rings here, and the black bean burger is very good, too. The coffee has been good, but no free refills. Service can be slow and occasionally unpleasant. Lots of newspapers by the door to browse while you wait/eat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6MeC9Yg3tSb8TiKc23tiJw", "text": "i've never had anything else here except the persian burger...which is frickin delicious", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yBSWHq2muNAR8h8h_BSv9g", "date": "2011-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8dCj6wGpkpDf8kNkjpknIQ", "text": "Of the burger places i've tried in Berkeley, this is my favorite. They use quality Niman Ranch beef, frozen, but you can still tell the difference. I usually get the cheeseburger and fries or onion rings or both if i'm sharing with someone. The fries and onion rings are always crisp and perfect while the burger also has good flavor. The one thing i don't like is that they use thick roll-like buns here which they toast and i prefer soft buns with my burgers so everything doesn't get squished out as i'm eating. The persian burger is also really good and probably my new favorite since they use a softer baguette for this one. \n\nThe burgers will definitely fill you up and it's a good price for a great quality burger.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ubwYHP431hws6uBcIimPBw", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aGfcnU3-XEenW_rEKDXHcQ", "text": "This place does everything on their menu right.\n\nThe turkey burger has a healthy feel while still being satisfying.\n\nThe bacon cheeseburger is a calorie splurge no doubt, but ohhh is it worth it (don't eat this every day though)\n\nThe falafel is okay, nothing spectacular unfortunately, but considering the strength of their other offerings I don't fault them too much because some times you just want a filling meal without killing bambi or her friends, that is when the full falafel comes in.  \n\nThe breakfast special used to be the deal of the century but since has crept up in price.  Still though two eggs toast and some tasty potatoes for around $4 is not too shabby at all.\n\nFinally the Persian burger, quite delish, with nice peppery grilled flavor with just enough lather of mayo on a french roll.  Wonderful!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2007-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AGuBal2YftK6dUOQmFb8CA", "text": "I would give this place 2.5 stars if it was available, but since I feel like most folks have overrated this place, I'm going to stick with 2.  Also the \"Meh, I've experienced better\" description that goes along with 2 stars is about how I feel about this place.\n\nNo free refills on soda?  What the hell?  $1.30 for a small soda with no free refills at a burger place is just not right, especially since it would probably cost about a quarter to give you two refills.  \n\nThe burger I had was good (mushroom cheese) but the slice of cheese was not thick and didn't even cover the whole surface area of the burger. STOP SKIMPING!  The bun is also way too big.  Eating just the bun is a mini meal in itself.  I found the price point to be a little high (I think it was a little over $8 for the combo (mushroom cheese burger, small soda and fries)).  \n\nI'm not a big fan of crinkle cut fries, but I may be the outsider on that one b/c all of the people I was with love crinkle cut fries.\n\nThe service was terrible and the cashier made it seem like she was doing me a favor just by being there.  This was a weekend day a few weeks ago.  She was rude and had an attitude.  While waiting for my meal and drinking my non-free refill small soda, I decided I was going to need another beverage of some sort.  I asked for a cup of water and the cashier looked at me for a second and said, \"didn't you get a soda?\"  I was already sick of the poor service, so I simply gave her a stone face and answered \"yes.\"  I guess she thought that if I had a soda, there was no conceivable reason why I might want a cup of water....  She begrudgingly gave me a cup of water.\n\nThere is ketchup and Ranch dressing on the counter, but one thing was missing, sauce cups.  When I got my food, I realized why, there was one sauce cup placed on my tray.  I guess they want to limit the sauce that you can get.  I'm glad they don't do this at any other burger place I've been to, if you just take Berkeley Burger places, none of them come across this stingy, Barneys, Oscars, Nations, All Fast Food Places etc.\n\nI read another review that said that the bacon isn't pork?  I'm glad I didn't order a bacon burger, but that just seems suspect to me.  I've heard of turkey bacon, but it is always called turkey bacon so there is no confusion.  \n\nIf I'm going to spend this kind of money, I would much rather go to Barney's.  The burgers are better, the service is friendlier, the indgrediants are better etc.  Nations doesn't have all the options, but I would go for Nation's over this place.  Free soda refills, all the sauce you can eat and an overall good burger.\n\nOne more thing before I step off the soapbox, it was freezing inside.  It was a cold say to begin with, but it was even colder inside.  I guess everyone in the kitchen wanted to make sure they were not warm, who cares about the customers anyway.  An overhaul in customer service and a few minor changes and this place would be a lot better.  Hopefully the owners will read this and make the improvements.  It would cost them a new cashier and a few cents in water, soda, and sauce.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GVXIGDbs9RGJWfKNbAmruA", "date": "2009-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Andmje114iFQzLqB0SlhMg", "text": "The Black Bean Burger at Bongo Burger is out of this world. I can't remember the first time I had it, but the patty has actual whole black beans in it, and the entire burger--though it somehow takes 20 minutes to cook and assemble--is a true treat. Plus, it is a tried and true hangover cure, which has saved me on multiple occasions.\n\nThe fries are crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, and the falafel is extremely tasty--and they do not use hydrogenated oils. The prices are not that bad, though still a little much for me to spend on lunch, so I don't end up going very often.\n\n\nThe big reason I don't end up going very often, though, is that the location on Euclid has HUGE LINES at lunchtime, every day, without fail. And even if they didn't, which happens if you get there early enough, it somehow takes them 20-25 minutes to get everything made and assembled anyway. If I get there at noon, I can expect to leave with my food to run back up the hill to my office AFTER 12:30, and I only get a 30 minute lunch break. I haven't been back here in months because I can no longer take liberties with said break, and it really is a sad thing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QCTDMx5zXmu14JrZxbVhnQ", "date": "2007-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BaedKAyZ-vah1nd58Je_hw", "text": "plainnnnn blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  fries are ok its hard to mess up anything fried :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WCoCQQKN5jfu731pfOt1oQ", "date": "2008-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CRZhLPgrUK94w_CJqN8yxw", "text": "I really like their burgers, especially the bacon one that I always get, and their fries are freshly fried to order. And you have to get the white sauce to dip the fries in, they are soooo wonderful. The buns are also toasty and delicious, it'll really fill you up, for about 9 dollars for the meal. The burgers are quite large and decent portions for a burger, not dry at all but not entirely juicy-but still quite good.\n\nI also tried the persion burger, but its more like a sandwich and it's not one of my favorites because it just doesn't seem to fill me up as much.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eSovBfz8diIbXYamn5U95Q", "date": "2010-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EkSUMH1bdUp8iKMk_uK3JA", "text": "The food is good but the service is awful. I rather have less tasty food to see that cashier lady. I won't go there again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "JSABPRFB_sOAugsTU3nX_w", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fJL_nRSCLFV6drYJsqaRyA", "text": "The standard Niman ranch beef burger ($4.25) or turkey burger ($4.50) are solid choices and never disappointed me. I just got bored of their food because nothing really set them apart in taste (seasoning is standard), but they did their stuff consistently.\n\nBurgers are solid, but I found their other Middle Eastern offerings quite lacking. Pretty cheap prices for a decent burger if you're in the mood for it, but it's nothing awesome. Meh, I've moved on.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G55JP3Eb3y7_GcVhhxLeFw", "text": "Great spin on hamburgers! I love their Persian Burger. It's in a long roll with a thin pattie of lamb. It's flavorful, moist, and delicious! Their fries are excellent, as well as their mushroom burger. Everything is great here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GDUMoSN77LFEUeWM9VAmhw", "text": "i really like food here.  better than any regular hamburger.  i like the northside bongo burger better than the southside one.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KTIMsSQxA7HQFDxWKobYjQ", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gHWmwQDu2EUoLpDoSzg4zg", "text": "Get the Persian Burger.  It's a sub sandwich sized burger made with seasoned lamb in lieu of beef.  It is quite unique and tasty.  Although probably the best non-gourmet burgers in Berkeley, you pay for that distinction as the meal combos (with small drinks and fries) come in just shy of $10.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gysljd60SKk1uBCsDWuGtQ", "text": "Chicken Sandwich - add the Sumac --- OFF THE HOOK!!! Great quality, a little expensive, but you get whaht you pay fro in the end.  Everything is grileld to order - no heat lamps for thier burgers!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0RRLk7vhcuYi7dihFRQTMw", "date": "2008-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H3w1pLA5mdcpj6Nhf6g5gw", "text": "When I lived on northside I ate here often. Pretty good burgers, the turkey burger is definitely one of the better turkey burgers i have ever had (tasty seasonings). However I once made the mistake (early in my patronage of bongo burger when i was living near telegraph) to order a burger with bacon on it. HUGE MISTAKE. No pork here folks and what the hell is beef bacon anyways? Its just not right is what it is. So dont do it. They shouldn't confuse us bacon lovers like that, its just mean. \n\nBreakfast deals are pretty reasonable here too, although only had the egg plates a couple of times and one time it was pretty oily. \n\nthe fries rule though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kgGeob2_AdgJY-xqtPsUjQ", "date": "2008-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HgvY3uh57Q4bJE1eK9vyQQ", "text": "O man I love this place!!  My best friend and I were slaving away on the streets on Berkeley and came across Bongo Burger.  Since we were both starving, we went inside.  I am so glad that we did!  I ordered the hummus/veggie plate, so delicious! Big portions too! Come to Orange County please...:]", "stars": 5, "user_id": "na-OTxjf2-2_KOKIjicB5A", "date": "2009-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hQkJTOfd2AbckfZBTCMurQ", "text": "Taste: 4\nValue: 3\nService: 3\n\nLike my review for their Southside location, I think their sandwiches are pretty good, but definitely overpriced. I've only been to the Northside location two times.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hyxzD9TjBMqOq44ijP3Q1A", "text": "I live in So-cal and whenever I'm up in bay area I come out to Bongo Burger, Persian Burger is the best.. tastes, smells and looks just like the burgers we eat back in motherland. and ppl that work here are very friendly and awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "glk_e0mtc9z_k2woz5H7Nw", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iC30B4EUG0ndxhjjSaX5VA", "text": "A completely competent burger.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9flQa-l4e_AjOl_lMyW80w", "date": "2009-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IWApMn6HNlJHwXcM6x8Xhw", "text": "The persian burger is great. Most of their food here is actually great. I know I tried their steak sandwich and remember thinking it was a little skimpy but all in all...great place for a untradiational burger/sandwich.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xp4qD7Ol1vsS3BQdLwPMnw", "date": "2010-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K-CYoA4igJHjVKr0wHewEQ", "text": "Quality Burgers and quality ingredients on the burgers.\n\n\nTastes Amazing:\nBuns\nBurgers\nSauce\nTomatoes\nLettuce\netc.\n\nCompletely fresh and incredible.\n\nThe straight up All-American Burger will cost you $5.00 and it will more than fill you up.\n\nCompletely worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J0Z40OCKObv52gJRtyrDWQ", "date": "2011-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kFrYwsSjPsaoB49RuenkVg", "text": "Onion Rings: sum of the better ones around oddly enough...NOT 2much batter(sum cornmeal mixed in?...yum)...good amount of onion...\n\nFries: as a prev yelper stated-as bad as cafeteria...yp\n\nburgers: avg-better many other places( if distance not an issue, these are ok)...make SURE u specify med rare/med, otherwise a cinder\n\nLamb Burger: meh...no flavor\n\nVeg Plate: avg +...ask for X-tra pita\n\nService: tends 2get a bad rap...never had a prob...\n\nseems popular for a bargain breakfast ala Nations.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bYZZDrm98BVdIm73B9fwmg", "date": "2009-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l0n7uNqoDvalJMEulduRTg", "text": "This place is good for quick, tasty burgers and sandwiches. Usually get the Persian burger, and though it's really delicious, I still didn't feel like I was getting the best bang for my buck. Otherwise, if you want to treat yourself, do stop by Bongo Burger and grab a bite! There's a quite a line during lunch hour by the way...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S-LLxAbN1S6z-FalqNPgfg", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lcSBxSPyc75ceyVGJj6k9A", "text": "Every once in a while, a girl just wants some french fres (okay, maybe every few days).  When that craving hits, I run to Bongo Burger for consistently crispy, salty, fully calorie-laden fried potato goodness.  The persian burger, which is lamb, is a nice departure from your typical burger, and the black bean burger is another interesting alternative - a little spicy, not as beany as you might expect, but all in all a good vegetarian option.  And my favorite part?  They big squirt bottle of ranch sauce at the counter.  Make yourself some russian dressing for those fries and you won't regret it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2007-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MUTq2kvJ3uljO2fwMn3GsA", "text": "Satisfying casual burgers perfect for a quick meal during a work break. \n\nI have been to this Bongo Burger location quite a few times because it is so close to work. The burgers at Bongo are similar to a fast-food burger, but made fresh with better ingredients. \n\nYou order food at the counter and can decide to dine-in or have your food to-go. Bongo Burger can get quite busy during the noon rush and getting your food will take forever so avoid coming here if it is packed. \n\nThe regular burgers are all pretty good, but I prefer the Persian burger. It is a large lamb patty sandwiched in French bread. Bongo burger is not super cheap, but you can get a meal with fries and a drink for $10. I did venture off the burgers once and ordered the falafel sandwich. While it was certainly the best falafel I have ever had, I thought it was good alternative if you are looking to get something vegetarian or just in the mood for something different. \n\nDespite being a little slow and not super cheap, I have yet to be let down by Bongo Burger.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n17SnLnCMkTOlp--UEyFxg", "text": "Our new favorite burger place. I like how the burgers are big, but not thick - that way you can eat them without all the toppings falling out. Price is good too - $4.50 for a regular burger.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-F2bod7dF3V9HiRpG_bHBg", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n3sK2czszlM4F9Jk3-5zag", "text": "Normally I am vehnemently against all vegetarian items. It just doesn't sit well with my stomach and causes me to be both hungry later as well as a grumpier person all together. Except when I have had the portabello mushroom burger here. It's delicious, filling and tastes like meat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K1lkv1Zpnzsl3n08Zv04kg", "date": "2007-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NLxDkxdFKznttAjtVLbO9A", "text": "I had the mushroom burger.  My daughter had a plain burger.\n\nBurger:  3 stars--a well done piece of beef that turned into a hockey puck.  The toppings and the bun were fine--the burger ruined it.\n\nFries:  4 stars. Really good--crispy and served fresh.\n\nService:  3 stars.  The woman at the counter offered to cut my daughter's burger in half.  We asked for water--they use an old coffee pot filled with water as their pitcher--ick.\n\nNot sure we would come back--but am curious about their Mediterranean fare.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gh5ABidx_EtvNOYLgWiY2w", "date": "2012-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nQibrJ89ZC5DFmimdXwCCw", "text": "Yuck!!!! How does a thin little patty ever qualify as a good burger?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "d9tgb-9jIfnEGVq2K4i6wg", "date": "2006-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o_a66G5B3AmMS4MyQRCZ9A", "text": "Good turkey burgers, but I would avoid the falafel.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OPE39f-fni4CSrrGBE_UDQ", "text": "I just love this burger joint ever since my UCB student days...greasy take-out bag and all.\n\nI've almost tried the entire menu.  I still go with my \"first love\" and that is the Number 7 (Persian Burger).\n\nJuicy...mouth-watering...satisfying...this is what you want in your BURGER!\n\nPrices are reasonable too.  The south-side campus location is also good too, but I prefer the north-side location.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JVTcskIsqBgyw7jTQC9GYQ", "date": "2010-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PjWraR6g0nwo1beiGFrykA", "text": "Bongo is my kind of fast food.  Breakfast from Bongo is the way to start the day--particularly if the day follows an endless evening.  The 2 eggs any way with homefries and toast (sausage is extra) is nice and greasy, the perfect compliment to any hangover.  And the mornings tend to be pretty quiet, so it's a nice place to sit and eat and read the paper.  Burgers are also quite tasty--I love the black bean burger and the turkey burger.  The fries and the onion rings are fabulous (one of the cooks seems to follow the \"I shall serve no fries before their time\" rule), piping hot and slightly salted.  I tried the falafel plate for the first time tonight (falafel, tabouleh, salad and pita bread) and it was very tasty and filling.  And I felt healthy after eating it!  Well, kind of.  If I wasn't so full.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R5SGauZtuAVs4XDrgOt3_Q", "date": "2007-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pRftVi5PskuGPcATrKltbg", "text": "Soo good. The fries are exceptional, the burgers are good (mushroom burger all the way across the sky!!) and the service is fast. A bit pricey (burger + fries is 8 and change) but good enough that I still go there semi-regularly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pucaRE3vmQO1jvFVL2QQiQ", "text": "I like their mushroom burger and their lamb burger (I forgot the name). And trust me, I NEVER eat lamb--I just don't like the taste and smell of it. But this one was really good because it didn't taste or smell like the traditional lamb lol. \n\nI'm usually not a big sandwich/burger joint fan, but this place is pretty good! And I really think northside and southside one is about the same.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XpuNEgQPFBe0se9Agpprgg", "date": "2010-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PyJJcU-X93uDbmMOpmSBNw", "text": "Had an order of the #9 combo deal (~$8): black bean burger (w/lettuce, tomato, & mayonnaise), fries, and soda. Food was delicious, staff was wonderful, and the ambiance was laid-back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XPfIgUhh-qYIEs64hN1vkA", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SA23r5EuZHe9Rb7IxKoZgA", "text": "Friendly staff. Food tastes awesome. I love their fries it's so good", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gjjOulZ4sBD0XBauTDM4qA", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SuanKsl5ONPX5---4O0Znw", "text": "good persian burger", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJ5bEwaKvJ96oLsQPhrvqA", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sWFvIFNDXkLlg3hfWH6Oeg", "text": "I went to Bongo Burger for the first time yesterday.  I wish I had knew about it when I was a student.  I ordered a Turkey Burger and I loved the toasted bun.  It tasted light, but also flavorful.  \n\nI was impressed by the diversity of the menu, with items like the Persian burger, Baklavah, and crimped fries. I can't wait to go back and try the other stuff on the menu!\n\nOther pluses:\n1. the meat is Niman Ranch, more sustainably raised\n2. the lady at the cash register was very friendly and made me feel at home", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jzqLpVkB1rg9AssLKm7lvw", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s-y40rXjYNikiuJ-bcGmPw", "text": "I love this place for the chicken plate.  The chix is always juicy and tasty, and goes great w/the salad and pita bread it comes with.  Plus the best part is the fresh fries.  \n\nGood thing I don't live too close to this place, or I might get a heart attack soon from the fries...  \n\nPS - Don't try to go to this location at Noon.  It's always packed w/a line out the door.  Try earlier or later.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "b09osK2WR94_CYGslBL7Pw", "date": "2006-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tdx83TGjkWzGCFD4_uEwFQ", "text": "I've been eating at Bongo's on and off for the last 40 years starting with binges of 2 or 3 Persian burgers after high school back in the 70's when the only location they had was on Durant that was 1/2 the size it is today. I tend to frequent the north-side location now as it's easier to park here than at the other 2 locations. I live about 3 hours away now, but we make a point of still coming here to indulge in their Persian burgers and bongo salads. Occasionally get a baklava as a treat for desert. All I can say is that if this place has been in business for 40 years they must be doing something right.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QuGUsAYQ0osMalSuMLKnJg", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tlef9JCdItP_LWigpeKrUQ", "text": "Aw yes, when you have the craving for a hearty burger with french fries.  Can also satisfy falafel cravings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UhPMOquVXUOJpKTRa3_0KA", "text": "This place is definitely my guilty pleasure. My normal routine is order a burger meal (#2 - bacon burger - or #7 - turkey burger) to go, sneak it back to my room, and it in solitude. Everyone I know makes fun of me for eating at this place.\n\nSure, all their food is just reheated frozen patties and mediocre buns. But who said that's a bad thing? Their persian food isn't bad, and they definitely are one of the best restaurants on Euclid.\n\nI'm not really sure what they serve is from Niman Ranch. The burgers definitely aren't - I totally have the same frozen patties at the house I live in, and those things are cheap franken meat. Maybe the all-beef bacon?\n\nOverall, not a bad place. Greasy, cheap, and fast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5UeW6xMmWClWcOrw6cPXXg", "date": "2008-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-WdmFFXQx9sIVkJK5pRY9g", "text": "The best dish at this restaurant is not on the menu!\nGet the bongo salad with chicken on top, it's very healthy, very low carb and tastes amazing! Most of the employees know me and know my invented dish, but just explain you want the grilled chicken on top and they'll know what you mean.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-WDsm44KhuqNj9P8Sec6Vg", "text": "Mmmmm.... Mushroom Burger. The way those mushrooms just kiss that swiss cheese, while the cheese simultaneously embraces the warm bun, which envelops the meat. It's a complete orgy in the mouth. Save your money and don't buy the fries or drink. JUST GET THE BURGER.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "__QmB2EFeL0aC55zNH7ETA", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WuyeFjkhRDWXZVaJFE7NWw", "text": "I'm not sure what all the hype is about. So what if they serve breakfast items in addition to burgers? This isn't McDonalds. The burgers aren't anything to celebrate about. I'd rather just eat elsewhere and go to In-n-Out on the weekends. The price is a bit high for the quality, but it was good to try.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xcoC6JvXtHJSZqnSKGNnPg", "text": "I don't exactly have happy college memories. But I do of Bongo Burger. Persian Burger, I miss you so. No matter where I go, the memory of a cheap yet immensely satisfying meal and that strange white sauce that goes awesome with fries will stay with me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Bm0ASL6b3_fsiHYZ3jBW5Q", "date": "2010-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XHNRqRTgiCow_PFmrexRyw", "text": "To the people who always get a turkey sandwich here: You are not asking for the optimum taste of the place, so don't complain about the food. \n\nGet persian sandwich in pita bread: It is ground lamb slices grilled and seasoned perfectly! Mixed with tomato slices, lettuce and the hummus sauce.\n\nGet eggplant plate: Deep fried soft eggplant slices topped with a diced tomato/pepper sauce and melted cheese. I think melted cheese part is to look appealing for the american customers with traditional taste, I would put a yogurt sauce with a hint of garlic on it (like tatziki).\n\nGet all american buger: Best burger around campus! Delicious juicy beef patty topped with fresh stuff.\n\nFor lunch on the north side of the campus, it is either Nefeli's (mousakka) or Bongo burger (with one of the above)...Great food for good prices.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a1igdZ2t25jOJo7Iw9PJ-g", "date": "2007-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xi2boJSO386GAliQGFreJw", "text": "My standby North Campus lunch place for when I am really effing hungry.  Their Persian Burger (lamb) must weigh at least a pound, and paired with fries always leaves me in an afternoon food coma.  \n\nBurgers are pretty average fast food, fries are a little below average.  They do squeeze fresh OJ and carrot juice, which makes for a much healthier (and more expensive) combo than a soda.  The black bean garden burger is also an option for the heath conscious, and is just the right amount of spicy.  The middle eastern fare is decent too, but not as authentic or as tasty as the Hummingbird Cafe across the street.  \n\nThe lunch rush here is a pain in the ass - go after 1:30 if you can swing it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GEi3IpefmKtgOv_shfAclw", "date": "2010-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XpXHOnT5RMXw-sU-X_9_gQ", "text": "I tried the salmon dish, which comes with green salad, a choice of tabouleh or fries, and fried (?) pita, at about $8. The salmon was a little dry and overcooked, but OK overall. If you added some seasoning I suppose it might taste better. The salad had some sort of mediterranean-tasting dressing on it and some tomato and other light vegetables. It left a weird texture in my mouth when eating it. The fries were the same as come with the burger combo: simple but decent. The pita was too dry and a little flavorless, but maybe I was supposed to eat it with the salad. Overall, a decent meal for the price, but lacking in taste; my rating remains the same. The salmon dish is a decent alternative to the burger/fries, though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kdku0oS1WU6xU8K-c3hWzA", "date": "2009-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XybmpD6NWb0bt3v3liVzTw", "text": "They basically take frozen patties, cook them on a grill and add some standard toppings with standard buns. Everything here is ok, it's not bad. The patties aren't super preserved like McDonalds but they aren't mouthwatering delicious like Barney's. \n\nFor those Berkeley kids (especially you engineering majors who get stuck in Soda, Cory, and Etcheverry). This is the place to go when the good places in Asian Ghetto are closed, but you aren't desperate enough to want to go to La Burrita or TC Garden.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2010-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xz67FvLM_sR_92nxagdSNA", "text": "My favorite fast food burger in Berkeley, bar none.  Amanda's  comes close, but their portions aren't especially filling.  Bongo Burger's are.  If I'm jonesing for a burger, I go here first.\n\nI'm pretty pedestrian when it comes to my tastes in hamburger--a straight-up patty with lettuce, tomato, onion, mustard, and ketchup sounds pretty spiffy to me.  So I haven't tried all of Bongo Burger's various permutations yet.  But their standards--hamburger, cheeseburger, turkey burger--are all excellent.  So are their fries, and for about $8-9, you can get a burger-fries-drink meal, which is a decent value given how big their burgers are.\n\nI've lived in Berkeley for close to three years and have eaten here dozens of times.  Their food has yet to disappoint.  Ever.  They've got that consistency thing down solid.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Sb3ac9-tnG-uFCHt_0XKIg", "date": "2011-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y45MXRYf2O8JzSio0ADSgw", "text": "I got the turkey burger, and it was not the best--it was just really obvious that it was a frozen patty! \n\nBut my husband got the Persian burger, and it was amazing. Great flavor! I definitely ordered the wrong thing! Get the Persian burger!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P6cWOxPpa7S8-4UlVbffNg", "date": "2010-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZRM7HyNSjD_4B2w1ZL01iw", "text": "Bongo burger is a restaurant that caters to those who want classic American hamburgers or falafel/vegetarian alternatives for the vegetarian types.\n\nTheir selection of hamburgers and french fries are nothing out of the ordinary, except they taste above average compared to other burger joints within a few miles. However, my choice for a meal was falafel, hummus, and a salad, which consisted of green lettuce, tomatoes, and other greens with light salad dressing, where the hummus wasn't memorable, then topped with dark falafel pieces with pita bread that seemed very average for a $7+ meal without a drink.\n\nThe cashier who took my money and gave me my change did not smile nor seem happy when I asked for a small cup of water. When I went to get my food up it being ready, I wanted some more tartar sauce, but they smugly told me only the large bottle of ranch dressing was available, which they reluctantly gave me a small dipping cup for the ranch dressing upon me asking for one.\n\nOverall, I'd give this place 4 stars if it weren't for the service that I received. However, it is above 2 stars due to my friend loving their burgers, which is their signature product (not their vegetarian alternatives that I ordered). I won't be coming back anytime soon to this particular Bongo Burger, but I think overall this Berkeley chain serves the best overall hamburger in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PSJ9LP_U3jF5K9avjvPPRw", "date": "2009-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0ljv0Kw3kZn9W3NfUJVRHg", "text": "4stars for having the same meal every Tuesday and Thursday for a whole year and never being dissatisfied.\n\nTurkey burger. Fries. Green Tea. Wait for next class and surf the internet. Win.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IcJYgluUgGUZApMtuoYjSg", "date": "2010-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3xn9p4qscsJimU4kfz90Rw", "text": "I've been here on the regular since I moved to Berkeley.  I decided on the Persian buger since I am persian and I thought this would only be appropriate.  I wasn't too stoked about it though even though people love it.  I went in on Election night when Barack Obama won and feeling particularly proud to be an American at that point in my life I ordered the All-American Burger, I fell in love and thought it was fate that I should fall upon this sandwhich on such a historic night.  I enjoyed the burger and many many since.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "79Rc5fB5D1ITOOsF-zCkZQ", "date": "2009-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4HTVTxWsfULJYReY8AQWRA", "text": "The burger is ok.  And so are the prices.  \r\n\r\nSo little can be said about this burger place.  I had forgotten about it until I saw it on Yelp.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rDTr5r0xEMpQpkPphe66KQ", "date": "2006-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "63mHIbhe9y3S5OOe_dL1WQ", "text": "Northside's Bongo sucks. I mean, the food is still excellent, but the service isn't as friendly. Dude actually tried to charge me for a refill -- I know it's their policy, but I've never had that happen at the Southside one. It's too bad I'll probably endup going to this one a lot 'cause it's so close to all my classes. Whatev.\n\nI can't get over how much I love their crappy fries. God. Also, get the mushroom burger.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7wDG-OwqT5vYuHYZ_m-80Q", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GhMT4oocnxOIKTsOoGlNkQ", "text": "decent burgers for a good price.  lots of other random mediterranean stuff on the menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Z7RTkYny-k96W0b-IoBMFw", "text": "Went into Bongo on a random weekday for dinner.  There were 2 people working (one as cashier, the other as a cook), they both looked so miserable! Either that, or they were giving me death stares. The atmosphere was dreary and a bit creepy :(\n\nAlmost $9 for a meal consisting of the mushroom burger, some fries, and a small drink.  The burger tasted similar to that at Burger King (flame broiled flavor).  I thought the whole meal to be a bit on the expensive side, considering the meal was a bit on the mediocre side.\n\nMy sister who tagged along, didn't order anything but waited while I ate my meal, became thirsty.  But she was afraid to ask for water, claiming the employees and their death stares terrified her.  \n\nI would not come here again.  I left full but sad for some reason.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wlWWgmXvtgiKzS1kNXoKEw", "date": "2009-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "cCmlNrVGS1vkeMAymU936g", "text": "My favorite Saturday and Sunday morning stop in Berkeley. Hands down. especially after the gym. Their Persian stuff is fantastic. The Med. plate is delicious and the Persian burger is tasty (get them to put mushrooms on it or it's a little bland) \n\nBut what brings me back time and time again? \n\nThe Mushroom Burger. \n\nI NEVER order the mushroom burger....unless I'm at Bongo. \n\nSometimes I order two. One is usually gone before I get back to my girlfriends place (since everyone knows a surefire way to frighten off a new beau is by downing two huge burgers during a commercial break).....[hmmm...I wonder if she reads my Yelp reviews?] \n\nJust don't forget some of that white better than mayo sauce on the counter. [insert obligatory \"white sauce\" + orgasmic joke here] \n\nHelpful Tip: Do NOT try to eat the mushroom burger or apply sauce in your car. Yes, yes. i KNOW you're hungry. But unless you have a Nissan Xtera or something with waterproof seats, you'll regret it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UQFE3BT1rsIYrcDvu_XVow", "date": "2010-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "u00ZaW0UhBJCwmbD9h5m2Q", "text": "To me, Bongo Burger is both good news and bad news:\n-Bad news: I discovered Bongo Burger 3 months before graduating.\n-Good news: I ate there no less than 17 times during my last 3 months of school (which, come to think of it, is really bad news for my health)\n\nDuring those 3 happy months, I mainly ordered the mushroom burger, a side of fries, and coffee instead of a soft drink. The thing I really like about Bongo Burger is that their burgers are simple, but everything is done just right. The beef patty and mushrooms are freshly grilled, the lettuce is crisp and thinly sliced, and everything is neatly stacked into a giant burger.  \n\nThank you Bongo Burger for sustaining me through many late nights working on ME 107B. If I had discovered you earlier, I'm sure I would've done much better in school.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vTgnhH84AzZiYE3r8M-Tcg", "date": "2010-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2k872PQNhEwgRqOO7_UOBw", "text": "Great burgers, especially the mushroom burger.  The breakfast is terrible.....\"Hella-Sketch\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8GmwtX_r5SZ37OaHHS9g1g", "text": "Their persian burger is a must try. Other than that, their regular hamburgers are just average.\n\nThe only thing is that the persian burger combo is 7 or 8 bucks. A tad expensive for a college student", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RX6ZYTNV7gvBKFF0DSw4nQ", "date": "2006-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d3kEhf6hmEFmZsGmE-IXUg", "text": "There's good Middle Eastern food around campus (Sunrise, Hummingbird) but no good Middle Eastern meat - there's a huge market hole for a good and cheap kebab place. Bongo's Persian pita is a decent effort: the lamb is OK (Niman Ranch, though you wouldn't guess) but without that extra spit-roasted goodness I remember from innumerable kebab dives on Queen Street in Auckland.\n\nFalafel has a nice crisp crust but is kind of tasteless. Apply their delicate thin tahini generously.\n\nI never get the non-Persian burgers anymore. In that price range near campus, I prefer Smart Alec's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2007-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eVNhiOtBZbYXkfVWUoqfKg", "text": "Their Persian burger is a good quality burger on a long French roll.  Neat and good.  Skip the falafel.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FBI9gtvAPehjq7k7Rwf7Mw", "text": "Black bean burger is amazing. I love it. Price is decent for how large the burger is. I'm curious about their falafel and other vegetarian options. It's always been not busy when we've gone, which is a plus. I'm sure it will get busy once school starts in a week :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CfV_axQI2rK0eHB9FfG_GQ", "date": "2008-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J2DFlx6WFcfmTgZRFSK33A", "text": "Got the half-Persian burger ($3.95).\nGreat price for the size and the fact you're eating LAMB.\n\nFlavorful meat, good French roll, typical lettuce and tomatoes but luckily not wilted, light smearing of mayo adds a little decadence, and some ketchup on the side adds some tang.\n\nGood composition overall. Fast service. Good, spacious area.\n\n(I think their fries are wavy fries, which I think is funny because it reminds me of middle school or something.)\n\nWill have to return to try their other burgers, maybe a falafel, and maybe their black bean burger if it's housemade.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JXnW7mGyMfojNsrG7nx_ug", "date": "2011-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kN2QJHnkshJ-Jxyfv_mQ7Q", "text": "Ate here for the first time for lunch today, and decided to go for the Mushroom Burger Combo. The burger was pretty good. The way the swiss cheese and mushrooms tasted together made it a pleasant palate experience. I liked how the sesame seed bun was warm and crispy, unlike most buns I guess. The fries were above average, the way they are cut makes them super crispy.\n\nHonestly, after I sat down at my table while waiting for my food to be ready, I realized I should have went for the Persian Burger. I didn't see it initially because I was feeling a burger and only looked at the items they had under the burger heading. The Persian Burger was listed under Sandwiches. But damn, I definitely want to come back here to try that lamb sandwich creation they have. People here on Yelp think it's pretty good...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wYFUW0WNGpKr5m7uyzZnww", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nN2Q0bHBkQP8ehgcy9VjlQ", "text": "The burgers are great and the price is right but try the persian burger or the hummus combo plate instead--both are surprisingly excellent! Staff is also helpful and nice though sometimes it seems there is a small language barrier or communication problem since sometimes they speak quietly or mumble.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kORGcgi0Iw2RG8gJl84MVA", "date": "2006-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QWXEj8Ilmi65i1WNyjVe3w", "text": "Good food. Nasty people. I'll stick with the Bongo on Northside.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xFbvPljRiYopjLF6G37Xfw", "date": "2009-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S7rY2CVkF2rdaTXY7ghp1g", "text": "First time I had a burger in Berkeley was right here: the mushroom burger. I'm not one to buy a gourmet burger that often ie Barney's even if it is delicious so when I can get an equally delicious burger at a cheaper price I take it! Try the mushroom burger you can't go wrong. Their fries are super yummy too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zDga0uLn_GBGnf2VJCC9Sw", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sWV7tqScPEgr8L8J_ssdIg", "text": "Came here again for dinner. Instead of getting the burgers, I decided to try their Hummus Combo, which is consisted of falafels, hummus, and salad. Personally, I thought the portions were kind of small, considering that if you were to pay the same amount, or even less, you would be getting a huge burger. However, surprising, after I finished my dish, I actually felt pretty good. \n\nI have to say, their mediteranean food is legit. Not as good as Sunrise Deli's med food, but the hummus is pretty good. \n\nMy friend got the Mushroom Burger and it was delicious. Definitely beats La Burrita and La Vals across the street if you want something good/tasty and slightly on the healthier side.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TJPS7oDLn5odV_BazaGSvw", "text": "This is the only place I know of where I can get a tasty turkey burger to go, with decent fries.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-YGXUHh-mWF_OneGDEwqag", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yi9ld7fkEn-oKCaAyWuJ5Q", "text": "In the Bongo, the patties come bigger than the bread that holds them.  Mid-chow-down your bottom bun has gone missing and your desperately gripping the rest of your patty by a sliver of your top bun.  This all makes for good lunch time entertainment and foolishness, while you begin to analyze and improvise on how to finish your burger while still looking cute for the geeky B-boys.  \n\nSome days are Bongo days, when the need for a fat, juicy, turkey burger with lettuce bits swimming in ketchup and mustard takes over your mind late-morning.  A deal that leaves my stomach packed for hours at $4.94 (sans fries and soda).  Even though the crinkle fries are bomb, I resist to save my figure and instead plot to steal a few from my friends who order them.  \n\n3 stars... well, because its Bongo Burger, not Barney's.   You'll only catch me here at lunch out of necessity not amor.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nnmKt0M8TpxoJr9BJbJ75g", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 16, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "_t3bLQfMdWHRAwPPVlP00g", "text": "tastes are great , prices are moderate. I love taboleh salad and their frys.\n\nIf you have no experience with their food, I recommend you to have shish kebob sandwich, you will love it. \n\nThe decoration needs to be remodeled.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fWuMtaUKgC8Qnohwpdz3ng", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5irrf0K6FQKhMge6UQjCJg", "text": "Imagine my delight when I found out there was a second Bongo Burger close to the CS department!  Shorter walk for a Persian Burger...need I say more?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vf3DJncooLUHWYele0Cxrw", "date": "2011-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8H5P-f-zFcJ8QblTLN5vNg", "text": "Middle Eastern tho? Really? haha.\n\nAnyway.. this place is good. The combos are a bit pricey for lunch, but I guess it's not that bad for what you get since the servings are big. The fries are the best!!!! Mmmmmm\n\nTip:\nCall order in ahead of time. It can be packed out the door during lunch rush!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_PAM1DBWZ6szRLwoT0Fb4Q", "date": "2009-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aDDHLVL48hkLETo4RwdRkg", "text": "It's a decent burger at a good price. There's basically no reason I'll ever need to go to a fast food chain again (which is nice, because Berkeley doesn't really have any).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ai5vpJ-t7VVmuz3pUOv46w", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zvYeOBxIYyvGlcZXaj0lkQ", "text": "I am very patriotic when it comes to food. I ordered the cheeseburger. The meat was very good, and they got it right when I asked for no mayo (many places take this to mean EXTRA GROSS GOOP). I liked the crinkle fries--haven't had those in a while. My only suggestion is to cut down on the bun size--it was far too fat and large. Though I guess I should take a long look in the mirror....\n\nAnyway, ladies, this place was crawling with male specimens of the young and impressionable variety. Come, take advantage.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YM-EoKx3cZKjhQZUT52hFQ", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "58-jrpO7A1W2YrF3gmpuZg", "text": "Mushroom Burger at 8AM? Yes I did. \n\nThe burgers are pretty darn big but I feel like it's mostly bun. Delicious, but it gets unexpectedly pricey especially when you add fries and a drink to your burger.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zA7__miLFhFsTAzpbSn_9A", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "u755yocdlmFVC9hhFe1NHQ", "text": "conversation at work today...\r\n\r\nme: what do you want for lunch?\r\n\r\nstephan g: hmmm...well, i had a bongo burger on friday, pizza on saturday, and a burrito on sunday.\r\n\r\nme: guess its a burger then, huh?\r\n\r\nstephan g: yup, guess so.\r\n\r\nbongo has great fries, decent burgers, and alternative mediterranean options for those people who don't want a burger...whoever that might be.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EzRd6jmBYxL_G_SaE-xdvQ", "date": "2006-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6vKCpwoDd_2DA4nWDmAFOw", "text": "Bongo Burger is a top-notch fast food joint; high quality food, fast service and above average prices.\nI have tried the Mushroom Burger, Cheese Burger and Persian Burger. The meat is always well-cooked, the cheese is a perfectly melted and the burger bun is toasted to complement the juiciness of the meat and the absorb the combination of sauces (ketchup, mayo and mustard)\nThe crinkle cut fries are under-seasoned but nothing a sprinkle of salt and dip of ketchup won't fix :)\nThe hummus is pretty average however, the serving is small compared to what other places offer.\nThe carrot juice is wonderful; fresh and cold. It is the perfect way to make myself feel healthy after the carb-a-licious meal that I consume!\n\nOverall rating - - 3/5", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aZK6CwG3efw2RIgtN0bRgw", "date": "2011-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R9o5eQAEjLNecSrnSV96Lg", "text": "I only get the turkey burger here, along with either french fries or onion rings, depending on whether I'm taking the food to go (onion rings hold up much better than do the fries). I love those three things at Bongo.\n\nI give it five stars not because it's the best thing I've ever eaten but because I think it succeeds at what it sets out to do. Plus, I love that they have a (always chilled) squeeze bottle of ranch for you to serve yourself. Bad for you, but good for them!\n\nLunch can be crazy there, but dinner is practically dead most nights.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BIbNKvMu4Y0uigseT1Pv8A", "date": "2007-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5vIA2DY-0BAfTJZFEzx98A", "text": "How good is it?\nLet's just say, when it came to choosing schools....The Persian Burger was a deal breaker.\nEnter this place, and it's easy to get confused. The semi-atypical mix of burgers and persian food may confuse some, but fear not. I will show you the delicious, meaty, light.\n\nOrder the persian burger. Order some french fries. If you like it order a doogh. The persian burger is a lamb sandwich/burger composition that never ceases to please. The french fries are cooked in very fresh oil and the ranch is delicious as well.\n\nAs far as the rest of the menu, i've only sampled a bit. But that is not even important. Order the persian burger and you will understand my enthusiasm.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yPumDGGUB776AQL1rvYcGA", "date": "2010-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "b3HSBTdN3odOQlOg2yew7Q", "text": "This place is nothing much inside but, it fills a need or a memory....I don't know...but when I eat a turkey burger it releases my \"happy\" endorphins and \"don't bother me\" I'm in my own burger heaven. \nMaybe because it's grilled and that shredded lettuce? Or maybe because it's big and saucer flat kind of like old style burgers when I used to eat beef, back in the day....who knows....who cares really. All I know is I drive my sister crazy, who lives on the corner when I come visit....\"Bongo Burger...Bongo Burger\"...My mantra.....She finally breaks, even though she's probably eaten there already that week....and let's me have my juvenile moment of demanding and gives in..... Because she knows how much I love my Bongo Burgers! Oh and a few fries please too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h0fNBxo0qFtrxX59PIzv1g", "date": "2010-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dFzGH_gbYPR26eppUzNDdA", "text": "Serious burgers for the yuppie crowed. \n\nThe portions are huge, and let me tell you--the onion rings are nothing short of a revelation: not too oily, very crispy and with parmesan cheese sprinkled lightly on top.\n\nI would give five stars, but somehow my tummy would get overwhelmed every time I ate here, so I could only eat like one onion ring (so hard to eat just one!) and like half my burger. My eyes were always bigger than my stomach at Bongo.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v8RLnGiWPFXuwnavp-NfSw", "date": "2008-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fEyDo5-P0vvrJRF0j916_A", "text": "Overall this restaurant is pretty good for burgers and fries.  The meat is flavorful and juicy and they have some interesting things on the menu, such as hummus and falafel plates, dolmas, persian burger, etc.   \n\nHowever, you MUST order the mushroom and cheese sandwich - not the mushroom burger, mind you.  Yes, its veggie, and it's great.  The mushrooms taste delectable and there is this creamy-ish sauce that, along with the cheese, melts in your mouth.  I've also had the mushroom burger, which is also good, but I actually prefer it without the meat.  Either one is a great option for any of you mushie lovers out there.... Goes great with a side of fries!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-ULQtfNSyjuaef63rQjSQw", "date": "2008-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jqgqiMm-DbKhhKjlPLmIpg", "text": "YUM! Lovee them! The burger is so delicious (mushroom burger) and the prices are really affordable for college students. Definitely go with the old school favorites - can't say I haven't thought about trying some of the other items on the menu!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mkkf6s86b2xPTUA_x-xhqA", "text": "Er - How can I not have reviewed this? It's a lifeline to those nerdy science postdocs and grad students in the EECS department. Go for the standard, cheese, or mushroom burgers (though I hear the falafels are great too). Nice and juicy, and very fatty, of course. Do they only use organic meats? I can't remember.\n\nThe combo is probably not a good option - just stick with the burgers and avoid the fries/ soft drinks, which only save you about 20-50 cents and merely shorten your life span by years.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2Z0I9POv2N5p1_vOnCN9lw", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qDVDRrdP6IaxFdL9PeU4Jw", "text": "Thanks to Yelp I've discovered the Persian burger, and in turn discovered that Bongo Burger is a decent place after all. It's a long Niman Ranch (yay) lamb patty in a French roll with standard burger fixings, which sounds odd and simply must be tried to be appreciated. The meat is seasoned well and the bread makes for a delicious sandwich-- coupled with fries (don't bother) and a drink it makes for a big lunch.\n\nThe black bean burger is good, too, and the falafel is only so-so; fortunately I'll be spared these decisions in the future. Also, sadly, no refills, and sometimes-slow service is a mixed blessing: yes, it's made to order, but it's only a burger.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o2kQadTslz2YPdN5wBOHbw", "date": "2008-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "XAObZ5ccNQ6kw9SkQeFN8w", "text": "One of the experiences that ties all EECS students is having eaten at Bongo Burger (the other is TC Garden-bleh!)  So why here? I had noooo idea!  That's exactly why I took the effort to come here myself and be a part of this recent EECS trend.\n\nI had ordered the mushroom burger (~$6).  It was #1 on the menu and usually #1 items are the best.  The burger is a good size to satisfy anyone's appetite for a quick lunch sitting.  Beef patty and sauteed mushrooms were tender and moist.  It wasn't spectacular, but nevertheless still a good burger.  If you frequent Euclid restaurants for lunch, it's worth putting this store into your rotation.\n\nMy friends recommend trying the Persian Burger and falafel; I'm no longer in Cal so I can't try it myself, but I'm just throwing it out there for those who are interested.\n\nOh yea, teehee! friendly reminder to my fellow EECS comrades: Bongo Burger is not a place for a romantic date!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XygnIZTN0yugirTNCVGnpg", "text": "I have been to Bongo Burger about 1 million times since starting grad school at Cal. It actually was the first place I ate at when I moved to Cal. I unpacked my boxes, strolled the area, and decided a burger would be delicious. How little I knew how many times I would be a customer.\n\nBongo Burger provides a good quality burger for a slightly above average price. The burger is delicious. I get the standard beef burger, but occasionally spring for the bacon cheeseburger. The beef is Niman Ranch and very juicy. A few times I have had it come back a little overcooked, but it usually is spot-on. The bun is crispy on the outside (warmed on the side grill). The fries need a little something...they are crinkle-cut, but lack enough salt in my opinion. Thankfully, ample salt packets are available.\n\nThe service is pretty good unless you go at the lunch rush. There isn't much room for standing there while waiting for a togo order. They people are really nice (and even have memorized my order!), but they do occasionally forget to give me my drink because of the crazy rush.\n\nThey take Discover! Woo hoo! Just don't ask if they take Discover, because even though there are stickers on the door, some of the cashiers don't think they do.\n\nOverall, a good burger place. Standard burger combo runs $7.50, which is a lot, but pretty standard for Northside. Peppermint Grill is much cheaper, but also much crappier, and Vinnie's has a cheeseburger combo for a few cents less, but it's a toss-up between the two styles. All in all, if you're looking for an escape from endless ethnic food on Northside, come down to Bongo Burger!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qHYmoDMtNVIfMMimq2Q4nQ", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "usYD8NyFjPjyIvWOBZWxbw", "text": "I've eaten at all three Bongo Burgers near campus, frequenting the Euclid Ave one the most (since it's near the EECS and CS buildings, which I spent a lot of college days at). The mushroom burger and Persian burger are worth mentioning, but the turkey burger was a bit too salty on one occasion. The joint seems to have trouble having consistent taste and quality in their foods, such as the fries. I've had good ones and not-so-great ones where they were a bit limpy. In almost all occasions though, they were pretty bland.\n\nThe service is perhaps this joint's weakest point. The lady behind the counter never smiled, and in fact gave a bit of a cold stare when I or my friends asked for an extra tiny cup of ketchup or even more napkins. Other employees were better, but if the clerk behind the cash register doesn't put up a good face, it tends to lower my opinion about the place in general.\n\nAnother weak point is the pricing. Each burger could set you back at least six or seven dollars, which could be staggering compared to more conventional burger joints. Sure, the burgers here may be different and fresh, but inconsistency between visits makes me hesitant to justify the price.\n\nAdmittedly, the only non-burger dish I had was a salad entree (can't remember what it's called), and never had the falafel. The salad, by the way, was disappointing.\n\nSo if you really want to try an exotic burger, Bongo Burger would be your best bet, but try the other two joints, not the one at Euclid. My experience at Southside and downtown has been better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qpQ6WRdRHvAsjW7b46pCNA", "date": "2009-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DRa3XqvQ_mDu5capYZK8sw", "text": "I've gone to this Bongo burger occasionally these past 3 years. In general their food is OK. The main issues being an overtoasted bun and bland, dry meats. The only thing they get right are their french fries which are always cooked perfectly crisp\n\nBUT, today at about 12:30pm I witnessed something and I will never be returning here again. I saw the cook indecisively place a slab of raw hamburger meat on the cutting board for a second. By the time he was ready to throw it on the grill it had created a puddle of raw meat juices. 10 seconds later, the guy who puts the sandwiches together placed two buns and a pita in the puddle unknowingly. He proceeded to serve these contaminated items to their unsuspecting costumers. I really think I should have said something, someone could get extremely ill.\n\nSo, proceed at your own risk.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "tXrT0Rcqz5-bXmO8ck917Q", "date": "2011-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1LswHEVBZh-LwSgdynpizg", "text": "When we were planning our wedding, we had to decide on a red wine.  We drank a bottle a night for weeks on end.  We discovered during that period the beauty and complexity of the Bongo Persian Burger.  As some reviewers note below, it's absolutely delicious.  A lamb patty on a french roll.  What could be better.  We ask for it with feta cheese too!  And it's absolutely out of this world- and it goes even better with a glass of red wine!!!\n\nI took away one star because the one time we ate the burger there, we asked them to cut it in half for us and they charged us an extra $1.00.  HELLO?!  What is that about?!!!  To the owner's dismay, the next time I was there I just asked for a plastic knife and cut it in half myself (in front of her - yeah, I'm a brat like that).\n\nP.P.S.  Hummus plate is alright.  Not terrible, but definitely not the best I've had!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ELnrKCNezEFhbvH7vnqrug", "date": "2007-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kz47Tfo1V_5Zg87aKRZ7dw", "text": "Burgers are average and fries are okay. The lines are justifiable considering every other place on Euclid is packed like Bay Bridge toll plaza at 8AM...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-Q6WFysJzRwwoiSa9cyoNQ", "text": "I had gone to Bongo Burger once before a couple years ago and didn't remember it being that memorable, so I went in today with low expectations. However, I was pleasantly surprised as it actually turned out to be pretty good.\n\nWhat I ordered:\n- Mushroom and Cheese Sandwich ($3.95): sauteed mushrooms, cheese, lettuce, caramelized onions, tomatoes, and mayo\n\nAlthough it's technically called a sandwich, it actually is a burger since it comes on a seeded, toasty bun which had a nice crunch to it. The mushrooms were plentiful and tasty, but they were a tiny bit salty. I really enjoyed the caramelized onions which added to the flavor, but they resulted in a very drippy burger eating experience. I think it was the onions at least. Good thing I was eating over the outer wrapper paper of my burger or else I would have had a pool of liquid on the table! Also, there was a little too much mayo for my liking, but the burger was still decently good. I wouldn't mind coming back here for the convenience, but I probably wouldn't crave it either. It is really cheap for a filling meal though!\n\nThere are definitely better burger places in Berkeley, but this one is probably one of the closer, more convenient locations near campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tYDm5yoT3QmTDYBGHUzcOA", "text": "I used to eat here quite often during my days at Berkeley. So basically I would usually get a mushroom burger, fries, and soda.. The burger is pretty good, not too greasy, just the right size, and the other ingredients are fresh.. Fries are also pretty good but you can tell they come from the freezer.  \n\nThen one day I decided to be adventurous (doesn't happen often when it comes to food) and ordered the Persian (lamb) plate.. Comes with some pieces of marinated/spiced ground lamb, side salad, and tabouleh salad. (You can also get fries instead)  From then on that was the only thing I ordered.  It's somewhat strange because I don't generally like lamb, it has a weird after taste to me, but when grounded up and served with spices it tastes pretty good.  The tabouleh salad especially is very fresh and tasty and this plate is much much healthier than the burger meal.  It also costs a little more but just think of it as insurance against a future heart attack.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZNiMtEJmDqtDkLxanyYg_w", "date": "2008-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lN05gM0_pxkDjODNumjm2w", "text": "It probably comes as no surprise that Berkeley's home-grown version of the short-order burger joint is a bit unconventionally spiced with a mediterranean pizzazz.  They have beef burgers, wrap sandwiches, falafel, middle eastern plates and even serve a cheap and good basic breakfast, but the real house specialty is the Persian Burger, which consists of a patty of charbroiled ground lamb, delicately spiced and served on a grilled soft roll with onions, lettuce and yogurt sauce.  Really unique and quite tasty, this is a great place for a cheap, quick slightly different lunch in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDVX4Is4CanREchBmpFXoA", "date": "2005-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nt75sp3hj5j9lA26fu58XQ", "text": "While I tend to like restaurants with large open windows such as the ones at their locations around the city and campus, there is something alluring about this one. It's narrow and somewhat hidden. The burgers are just the same and good. I like beef burgers usually, but their turkey burger has me convinced. The Middle Eastern food still somewhat lacking and I don't suggest the falafels.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "HTsJa5h1ZkHKDOgFiFde6Q", "text": "If you would like a burger and you are on the North Side of campus - this is the place to go.  The food is nothing special.  Main draw, the abnormal ratio of men to women.   After spending all day in the School of Social Welfare, it is quite refreshing :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2010-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AT8KbxidOGPeZ5sHVr-ZrA", "text": "Food: \n-Turkey Burger: SOO BIG! The bun was SOOO GOOD! it was all warm and perfectly toasted; crunchy exterior and a chewy center! YUMMY! Tasted like a baguette but it wasn't...you've just got to try it. The turkey patty was literally larger than life! But it was delicious! The burger came with lettuce, tomatoes, and some mayo spread (I think it was mayo anyway). \n\nService: \n-None, you just order at the front, but the lady at the front was super nice!\n\nAmbiance: \n-Just a chill burger joint close to campus. Nothing special. A good place to come for a quick chow down!\n\nPrice: \nThe burger came out to be around $5. It was well worth it! I can't wait to go back and try the other things on the menu!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rtKBbQKqEgucQtCAK6MLmQ", "text": "Back when I was a student, I had a few favorite places to get some food in my stomach between classes, and Bongo Burgers was one.  I think I only ever ordered one thing-- the Shish Kabob Burger with fries and a coke.  I probably ate that several times a week.\n\nAnd we had such a love/hate relationship.\n\nThe fries were OK.  The coke is... coke.  The burger though-- oh, that meat was so damned good.  I think they sprinkled crack on it.  But the god damned bun... those things weren't buns.  They were mini loafs of bread scientifically engineered and baked to rip the roof of your mouth to shreds.  That delicate balance of pleasure and pain made for quite the culinary adventure.\n\nI have certain predilections that I blame on that sandwich.\n\nI only hope that the students of today can share in that one-of-a-kind experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "G8RpowvR9LodKj4_BCPMaQ", "date": "2008-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LMkjYjW17gyckgGVxEmVNw", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 8, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "AL3976fgW_wSzLozovYfRA", "text": "Bongo burger is one of those restaurants that you're ashamed to admit you like. The burgers and fries really aren't that memorable, the service is perpetually nasty and unhappy, and the sodas are very overpriced. The burgers are overpriced for what you get, the fries are that weird crinkle cut frozen store kind, the burger is extremely thin/dry and any moisture comes from the condiments (although the flavor is good, they're a great size and the bun has a just right crunch). So why eat here, like I just did, when one is sober and there are other things open.\n\nBecause sometimes you just need a damn bacon cheeseburger. Sometimes you miss your lunch break and have a shitty day. Sometimes you have your work raped with red pen, have an entire room of moving boxes to unpack AND need to fix the red pen raped work before 9:30 tomorrow morning.\n\nIn short, sometimes you need a bacon cheeseburger, with fries, and a diet coke that's been watered down with bourbon...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2009-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "loBOs5ruFXSNL-ZM29cTrA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oiGPP08P2rvoXCwsHnyL1A", "text": "Service was ubber sweet.  Checking whether i want their free tea and how spicy I wanted my food, but the lamb tikka masala was tasty, but the meat was tough as could be.  I was giving my jaw a work out.  The garlic naan was more on the too buttery side, but it was okay.  Probably the Lamb won't be my go to next time, if I gave them a shot.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eFmMHYI869hc80BmpdYZ1Q", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "loBOs5ruFXSNL-ZM29cTrA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wDY1us8TPgbsaPD7ad1q6w", "text": "Quite cheap for indian food for around campus.  Serving size was quite big as rice is included with most orders.  I had the a chicken and potato dish and it pretty good as the chicken was pretty tender and spicy.  This is definitely a place to go if you want to clear up your sinuses.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gXccxoPvu0d6m-RuNxQ6HQ", "date": "2012-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "loBOs5ruFXSNL-ZM29cTrA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zyaCWEVTIPJTC_DZCr_ndQ", "text": "Nice to have an Indian meal option at this new  UC area food court. Generous portions spiced to order, free chai, decent service and very nice counter staff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XEWu5ClQuy_QSBpMkn402w", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "loBOs5ruFXSNL-ZM29cTrA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GdiRI0Xbwr4VlffKBADk4g", "text": "The veggie samosa and lamb vindaloo were a party in my mouth. Service was fast and friendly, and there was free tea, which was lovely. An altogether enjoyable experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FiLX5TahCaBQDFvcu5NVmA", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "66pJGXisbAiTjVV1ZYKLGw", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 5\nService: 4\n\nI come here pretty often, and they have okay sandwiches. For only $6.25 for a sandwich and two side salads, it's pretty cheap. Usually get the turkey avocado or the Bear sandwich on sourdough or dutch crunch. Last time, I asked for easy on the mustard, which they screwed up, so I wasn't too happy about that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9pH5CXhBGUu5_1AUAAKY4Q", "text": "Having eaten at most of the other places on Euclid, this was an intriguing place to try out for lunch, although never hearing about this place before was a bad sign. Sometimes it's better to not let your curiosity get the better of you.\n\nThe location is small, there only being a counter over which you order and get your food. There's no seating, meaning you have to find your own place to eat your food.\n\nFor lunch, I went with the sandwich/salad combo, which comes in at $5.25 (tax included) for regular sandwiches and $6.25 (?) for deluxe sandwiches, which I would guess are the same size but have better ingredients. I ordered the roast beef sandwich and got a pasta salad with small, curled pasta and some kind of vegetable salad (no lettuce).\n\nThe sandwiches seem to be the same thing with different choices of meat. There's a decent selection of bread; I went with wheat, which was soft but also seemed processed  and not 100% wheat. It comes with a tomato, some dressing, and bean sprouts, I think. A light, if unspectacular, sandwich.\n\nThe salads were disappointing. The flavoring (vinegar-based?) was too strong on both them, and the ingredients of the vegetable salad, which included bell peppers, celery, and broccoli, didn't coalesce. The fruit salad might have been a better choice.\n\nService was fast and nice; there was a lady handling the register and the salads, and a man making the sandwiches.\n\nIf you go with just the sandwich, you might be moderately satisfied with the quality, but I would be wary of the salads.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kdku0oS1WU6xU8K-c3hWzA", "date": "2009-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "go514EV5W74VfU14o_wW_g", "text": "That weird owner isn't there. The food is not even made here, and the guy behind the counter doesn't speak English.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RzfYW15KepJZqPjlnazlNg", "date": "2012-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gV3-3vTL_mieqmkwGYe1xg", "text": "This is my favorite place on the North side of campus. The sandwiches are delicious, but my favorites are the chicken and kefta wraps. Fresh ingredients, made-to-order, and extremely tasty.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g2lIbzTdWofiuCq4Gfv0kw", "date": "2011-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OlVazlPQMDywfyCWn6T4kw", "text": "Pretty similar to the normal hummingbird cafe, but more focused on sandwiches and quick lunches. Good selection of chips and drinks.\n\nI kind of prefer the other location (a whole 20 feet / 5 storefronts away). I've always liked hummingbird for their smoothies more than their food, so the old location is still superior.\n\nNice to see another food place opening up - food on Euclid is generally so mediocre that any new competition couldn't hurt.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5UeW6xMmWClWcOrw6cPXXg", "date": "2008-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "punE-n3wLokxGSaARZVIMA", "text": "This is my favorite place at North Gate.  Everything is fresh and I always feel so welcomed when I come in.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SzUgTZvmuNM5uHreDtcFgA", "date": "2011-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sB6zhU_6_6Qp7kHIPYEkkg", "text": "I've eaten here once and the sandwiches here are OK but there is only one person staffing the place and he has to go between making the sandwich and handling money, with no gloves and no hand washing.  Paper money carries myriad bacteria and viruses!  That's just gross, and probably a health code violation.  The guy running this place should provide gloves so that his staff can prepare food safely.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "XZaw5C9wkDM3mZp20cxZmA", "date": "2009-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VSpExyLJXP-AWnJa830e3w", "text": "Good to-go Gyro .\n\nCame for really early fast lunch, owner seemed upset with the workers that they opened before 11am. They took a while to make my lamb and beef gyro, but they probably were still busy setting up. Keep in mind their is no place to sit and unfortunately it is cash only. Not the best gyro I've had, but it was fresh, comes with pickles, and not terrible value for ~$7.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1lCs_AhSBR23URQok1aSvQ", "text": "I've been going to the Hummingbird Cafe (the other one) for almost 10 years and you can read my review of the original cafe elsewhere.  BUT today I was in a bit of a hurry and I thought I would try the \"express.\"  Sadly it was not good, nor was it by any means \"express.\"  There was only one, high-maintenance type, woman (not that \"A\" has anything to do with \"B\") ahead of me who wanted a \"crab salad sandwich.\"  Now, that seems a little unusual, but in her defense it IS on the menu.  The person working behind the counter I honestly think did not know the word \"crab\" and so kept trying to make a \"club\" sandwich, which isn't what she wanted and only served to further irritate her.  She finally settled on tuna after an extended negotiation.\n\nNow it's my turn.  Trying to learn from others' mistakes, I resolved that I was going to follow the KISS principle (keep it simple, stupid, you're in a hurry) and decided to order a simple ham and swiss on rye.  There was an indication on the board that cheese is available (although given the experience of the woman before me, I was not longer sure) but there was no cheese in sight.  So before I ordered something that didn't exist, repeating the experience of the person before me, I asked the simple question \"do you have Swiss cheese?\"  Honestly, the guy didn't understand \"Swiss cheese\", so I repeated my question more slowly--we weren't getting anywhere.  So then I thought--\"just order, this isn't helping\" so I ordered a ham and swiss on rye with everything (I thought trying to discern among toppings was going to be a disaster if we were stuck on the word \"cheese\".)  THEN, the guy didn't understand \"ryebread\"--which was apparent given his other difficulties, so I asked him what kind of bread they had--which was not on the menu board.  All he could really do was point to the plastic bags that contained the bread but he couldn't list the types. Then the piddly bit of meat he put on the sandwich had to be carefully weighed out, blah, blah, blah.  I finally got the sandwich and left.  This is \"express\"?\n\nThe sandwich sucked.\n\nI'm sorry but the guy behind the counter has to go.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "w0TT5-XRHvy18tgl2hLwWw", "date": "2009-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2FkDxYW9MuoZuVKclBtyuw", "text": "Ahhhhh, the newly reinvented Hummingbird Express.  Meat slowly roasting on a spit right in the front window is genius marketing...it, along with the flyer I received on campus, got me in there.  \n\nWent in for a late lunch.  Not crowded, but it's so tiny that even with one other person inside I felt cramped.  The three guys working there were really friendly and enthusiastic, hollering at each other in what I guessed was their native tongue, I love to see that.  The menu has quite a few types of kabobs and freshly made spreads/salads plus some meat pies and desserts.  I ordered the lamb burrito hoping to get some meat off of the spit, instead they took it from a side container and threw it on a grill with oil.  I say burrito because it was wrapped in a tortilla as opposed to lavash bread or a pita, but I gotta say that I preferred the taste and texture of the tortilla over lavash or pita which tend to be dry. \n\nThe wrap itself was fairly tasty but a bit greasy, likely due to the double cooking process. It had some mixed greens, cukes and tomato all dressed in a vinaigrette with some yogurt sauce, grilled onions and meat.  This thing was packed with flavor.   The $10 price, with a drink, puts it at the high end of the price spectrum for a quick lunch.\n\nOne small table outside crammed next to Nefelis tables so plan on taking out. I think a name change is needed to better reflect the new menu...but 4 stars to hummingbird express for filling the middle eastern void on Northside.\n\nOne guy offered some free dessert, I'm not a huge sweets so I passed but it was a nice gesture.  \n\nCash Only.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8zRiL53fjt5P2_oY6a4ZTQ", "text": "Terrible. Only takes cash. Soggy (crappy) wheat bread. Tuna \"melt\" has no cheese. Revolting amounts of mayo and mustard. Poorly configured sandwich.\n\nGo elsewhere.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "HSRWcuHzIJnrXXic2KD5zw", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yM-Gt1DXk-plwCwukfl6Jw", "text": "It seems like the draw here is the combo meal, which is a sandwich with two salads of your choice for about $5.  It's almost not worth it though because I've tried four of the salads so far and haven't enjoyed any of them.  The potato salad, for instance, is very heavily flavored by relish.  The sandwiches are okay, though, and it's convenient if you're in the area and aren't particular.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9flQa-l4e_AjOl_lMyW80w", "date": "2009-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HFJB0mNpdhVlQWEU_hVygA", "text": "I went here today thinking it was the Hummingbird Cafe(wanted to go there because of its good Yelp ratings)...don't get confused, you'll see the Hummingbird Express first, keep going up the street and you'll reach the Hummingbird Cafe. \nAnyway, as far as the food goes I was not impressed. I ordered a vegetarian sandwich called \"Fufu Vegetarian,\" and it was surprisingly...not that good. I didn't even think a vegetarian sandwich with sprouts, some avocado, lettuce, tomatoes, and cucumbers could be messed up. If you're looking for such a sandwich, subway is a much better (and cheaper) place to go. I would have given this place one star, but the owner was very nice and I don't know how good their non vegetarian dishes are...maybe vegetarian dishes aren't their speciality?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xuMoiqpQA_B3Kk77QryInQ", "date": "2008-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nBIgVVYQrcC8ZYPIMDGSGA", "text": "I'm writing this review just as I finished a $3.75 regular turkey sandwich from hummingbird express. It was delicious. I really don't understand why other people dislike it so much or not like it at all. I really would rather go here for lunch (for a sandwich) than go to Stuffed Inn and wait 30 minutes for a sandwich that's about $5.00 and not at all better. The \"special\" sandwiches at Hummingbird are about $4.25 which probably include like avocado and more meats and stuff like that.. which is totally good if you're super hungry, and still, cheaper than Stuffed Inn. Oh, you can also get 2 salads at $1 more if you get the \"special\" sandwiches. So you get like 1.5 meals (sandwich and a little bit of salad, save the rest of the salads for later..) for the price of about $5.50? I might be a little off.. but probably only so by a quarter or two. So cheap! \n\nMaybe I prefer these sandwiches because I like that vinegar-y taste... what is that taste... bitter? It's not bitter but the mustard definitely tastes a little different but for me, on the good side. I'm pretty sure their salads are like that too... I don't know but I love vinegar and I love the sandwiches here. They taste fresh and clean... do you know what I mean? It doesn't taste at all soggy or messy but crisp... The sourdough bread is really thick and chewy too. There are plenty of different kinds of salad--including a fruit one, a mayonnaise based salad, and like 3 other kinds. \n\nI was actually a little hesitant to try it first as well because it just doesn't look that big, they only take cash, and I didn't see anyone there. Now, I don't mind the size (I can eat at my desk), I save my cash to eat here, and I'm glad I don't have to wait in a super long line (seriously though, in and out in less than 5 minutes)!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2010-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "LqVC-VEmJ3GQyKlfSVO3Zg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "9DWSZl86_SKMnhnrLLAuHg", "text": "I'm not sure why this place is rated so low. Granted, I've only been here once...I didn't see anything I wanted on the menu, so I asked for a bagel with hummus, so they did it, and added tomatoes, cukes and sprouts for free. The coffee I got was from a warming pot, but it was fine. The people were both really nice, too. It's a tiny hole in the wall, but I'd totally come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2009-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3OlNkj4Lysn44ez-4Rjb8g", "text": "I go here for lunch and always get the green beans and curry tofu or chicken. At $5.75 for rice and two sides, it will turn out to be enough food for two meals. \n\nMake sure you try the Vietnamese coffee! Half of the cup is filled with sweetened condensed milk and it will give you the jitters for the rest of the day but SOOO WORTH IT!\n\nDownside: cash only.\nUpside: great patio seating, good selection of beer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "brWHje6zuPQhygSl-3l3gg", "date": "2009-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4P0zNrOI8dOTKmXoGYbdZA", "text": "Nice place to have a quick lunch. Like their outdoor seating. Very clean, friendly place. I thought it was a upscale french restaurant from outside. Food are OK, not excellent, but I will definitely visit again when I need a quick cheap bit around campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A7uUh5zvWKprX4Ju9-RLjw", "date": "2007-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5P7NowIkG1mqUfrJhAN95g", "text": "Cafeteria style Vietnamese food at a great price ($5.50 for a 3-item plate w/ rice) that tastes really good.  Lots of solid choices with beef, poultry, and veg dishes.  Only complaint was the food wasn't warm enough coming out of the steam table.  The place can get crowded so be ready to get your food to go and find a good spot outside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9lYLMRi1LT2jTvb-_48gIg", "date": "2007-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5sE6v0Fv96FWw8J2BtOtVA", "text": "Good lunch joint. Really liked the garlic eggplants (but I almost always like eggplants!), while the ginger chicken and the curry where just OK. The combination plate is a pretty good deal and the food from the buffet seem to be pretty freshly cooked (at least during rush hour).\n\nThe ambiance is very college-cafeteria like, but I guess it is to expect so close to campus..... also the lady at the counter had problems with the cashier and could not provide me with a receipt, which I kind of needed for reimbursement, I guess I could have insisted, but I just decided my time was not worth the price of the lunch.....\n\nA pretty good buffet, but always a buffet.....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R-zH-BH_4Az7pPtlE31Z8Q", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5u4xCyhrvu9B--m3V-sLVA", "text": "Ani! You totally brought me back. The deal of the century. Pretty, laid back, tasty eats. LOTS-O-FOOD. Oh Berk how I love thee!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2008-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6GiJ--0lGkC3lvjTu-r0uw", "text": "I can only rate the sandwiches bc that's what I get - every time!! I do think their other food looks pretty good... but once you go banh mi you never go back.\n\nLove the sandwiches, no other vietnamese banh mi sandwich compares. \n\nOne downfall is I ordered tofu, and they served me chicken, and I took a bite or two, brought it back, and the \"fixed\" it by sending me the same sandwich (with my bites missing) but they pulled out the chicken and added tofu. Not cool by my vegetarian rulebook.\n\nOther downfall is it's cash only and weekday only. Hello what about the alums who work M-F outside of the area, but want to visit Berkeley and get their favorite sandwich on a wknd???", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4rrvqhxPB6b-JNM4lLzvoQ", "date": "2009-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6zCXECRT_BeCOEr11T753Q", "text": "This is the first place that I had Banh-Mi! While I've eaten Vietnamese food before, I still had yet to try Banh-Mi. After bumping into a friend and deciding on having some, we walked on over to Le Petit Cheval. It was around 5pm, and as we looked through the menu, we were told that they had run out of bread! (womp womp.) Since my friend and I were set on having Banh-Mi, we decided to come back another time.\n\nOn our return, we (with a few more friends in tow) came during the lunch rush. The set-up of the whole restaurant is a little confusing for a newcomer such as myself, especially during the rush. I believe there are two lines/cashiers... one for the lunch buffet, and another for those ordering from the menu. My friends an I stood around for 2 minutes or so, confused and unsure of what to do. But we eventually figured it out, and went to the line for menu items. the wait in line was about 5 or so minutes, and my exchange with the staff was pleasant, despite the lunch rush.\n\nWe waited under 10 minutes for our sandwiches, and as we waited, we sat on these nifty chairs by the cashier. We were soon on our way out with our banh mi in hand.\n\nAnd for those of you who have had banh mi, you can attest to this: banh mi is amazing! This was my first time having it, and I've only been to one other place to have banh mi, so I definitely not a banh mi connoisseur by any means.\n\nRegardless, I was really happy with my purchase! It was the perfect size for lunch, and left me feeling satisfied, but not pukey (which is always bad news.)\n\nI've been back on several occasions, and have been met with the same satisfaction. I haven't tried the buffet, and I always take my food to-go, but by looking at the atmosphere and judging from my experience with the staff, I'm sure it will be an enjoyable experience.\n\nSo if you're around the UC Berkeley campus, and are aching for some vietnamese food at lunch time, head over here! It's delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cT1uVJ4UyH6kI-Qgl19QzQ", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7g1HArc3v1KwMNFth6J3IQ", "text": "Close to campus & cheap. Lots of seating. Great place for a meal if you are strapped for time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2010-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7l-4FDYVpOvRggBho1K39g", "text": "Cafeteria-style Vietnamese deliciousness. Good amount of vegetarian options, that are all usually the same: Eggplant Tofu, Green beans, some vegetable/noodle dish; something will be spicy, and something will be coconutty. You pay six or seven bucks, and get to choose 3 items plus rice. The food is surprisingly good for what you'd think! Although, it is never quite hot enough... hm! But the price (cheap cheap cheap) makes up for it.\n\nThe guy ladling out your choices will most likely be cranky, but that's just his way. Don't mind him. ;)\n\nWhat else? Fountain drinks, trays, pay in cash at the end. The best part about it all (for us, anyway) is that you can sit \"outside\" on the patio, which has an open ceiling and sometimes little birds will fly through... Combined with all the plants and the burbling fountain, it is just the place to recharge after a long day of walking around Berkeley and campus. We try and hit this place up every time we're in town. \n\nGive it a whirl! It is no-stress, cheap, tasty, and atmospheric. Sit and chomp and watch the students mosey down Bowditch, and be glad you are not them.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hXZBLsu1q1IB-qOslnpXNw", "date": "2009-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7lIcICec_RAdBA-4YHAWqw", "text": "Okay, it's cheap, but it's been seven hours since I ate lunch and I still am rolling around with a terrible stomach ache. The food does *not* taste good; the chemical, artificial stuff is highly noticeable. I didn't even eat most of it and I still got sick. Don't eat here. Lunch for $6.75 isn't worth losing a day to food poisoning.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_SH_sT1qTv3XeeFRZk7aCQ", "date": "2009-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8sQ7OTdFan9txnzkTXLSDw", "text": "Nice place to eat lunch. I also like their location (right across campus)... found it a very convenient meet up spot to grab lunch/dinner and then head back to campus in time for class! \n\nI had their clay pot, which IMO was a bit pricey for their portion size, but it was still really good (& hot!). Another day I had their Bird's Nest and found it a bit difficult to eat because I didn't know how to eat it without having my noodles flying a couple inches from my plate, but it was pretty good nevertheless. Also had a fried rice dish that wasn't too bad. \n\nI'd give it a 3.5 instead of a 3. \n\nDownside: It's closed on weekends! :T", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9EPyUaIOa-iJtIJOiwYpxg", "text": "I tried the lunch buffet today, and usually I hate buffets. But it was very good, and so much variety! This is no panda express, everything looked fresh and unlike panda express, was not dripping in sauce or grease. I especially enjoyed the tofu in coconut milk. The value can't be beat, 5.50 for three items plus rice? Beats Asian Ghetto any day.  They also have free wifi.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GnsMywvsEdK5Qy6MSFDCaw", "date": "2007-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9LE1ToMlu7ZMRF4XRCp2MA", "text": "This place is so delic and they are consistent across all of their locations! Great for vegetarians, and, they have a full bar!! Only down fall is that it can be pretty loud cause they are always so busy but you can't beat the food, you won't be disappointed!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lcPc3g7qwVlqbbytsWMyOg", "date": "2012-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aUZvv0CLePjnHTPuHpH8Cg", "text": "Wow, is this place really supposed to be Vietnamese?  I went there for a quick lunch and I'm pretty sure half the items were bad Americanized Chinese.  I had the beef noodle soup, and I can say with confidence that it was the worst beef noodle soup I've ever had.  The beef was dry and completely lacking in flavor and there was no variation in the cut.  At least this place is pretty cheap and quick.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VyaokXwknYm0Mg6f_F1b5w", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "boWR1JKPfANEdPSmjAp-Hw", "text": "So yummy!  Great value to boot! I love the beef watercress salad and can't go wrong with the Pho!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BacYD2vUhF20XXbSl8TVyw", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bz2tc5huKlGym08DT0kytw", "text": "Pros:\nVERY good food and for a pretty good price. I think I've tried some claypot cooked mixed rice, green beans, cooked beef... and all of it was amazing!\n\n* update* - lunch.. is AMAZING. GO.\n\nCons:\nMaybe it's just when I've been there (twice), but, it's a pretty spacious place with NOT a lot of people - so, a bit quiet - so, i'm giving an awkward silence caution right here if you're bringing someone with you. \n\nThe gentleman that does most of the waitressing (and is american/speaks english) is pretty cool - he'll give you some good advice on what to order!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J2k0yBlFoo-IUlmnz4hFvg", "date": "2008-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CM6AOztcqHdlRUc08ejUUQ", "text": "I LOVE this place. Killer lemongrass chicken!  I always get the lunch special with lemongrass across the board (meaning all my sides are lemongrass)  I just wish they were open on weekends and between school breaks!  Unfortunately, they stick to the school schedule so us residents can only go when there are students everywhere.  \n\nThe place is clean and has a lovely outdoor area when the weather is nice.  Friendly service too!\n\nLOVE THE PRICES!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YSmwBYT5EEbpO_RRzxI5JQ", "date": "2011-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e9J6K4oI8bjfq8mX7_YZlw", "text": "I loved this place when I was an undergraduate and graduate student at Berkeley.\n\nThe lunch specials is a great deal, as you get carbs with 2 usually pretty well made dishes - at a pretty cheap price.  The chicken pho here is also great post-workout, as they give ample chicken breast, and a good helping of noodles.  (Of course, you are still missing fiber.)  Again, the pho is very reasonably priced.  \n\nMy favorite dishes here are their tomatoes with stuffed tofu, their lemongrass chicken, and chicken pho.  The beef pho is also good here, but you will not get nearly as much meat as with the chicken pho.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_UMTGara5YnzRIey3Mva0Q", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eblJ5ABA9njT96pLV3mH3Q", "text": "I woud have rated this restaurant two stars higher if it weren't for the service. I'll explain in more detail later. But first the food:\n\nI had the beef broth with chicken pho, and it was pretty decent for the price. I left pretty full and I could have had leftovers if I hadn't decided to leave it there. It would probably fulfill a pho craving if you're itching for one. Definitely not the best pho I've had though, but its super nice since its close to campus.\n\nIn terms of the food getting to the table, it was pretty fast, but this is not surprising because 1) its a monday night, 2) soup is generally fast to prepare since they've already made the broth in advance. \n\nNow for the upsetting service aspect: \n\nI'm generally not that picky about waiters, and I usually feel bad about their tips if I or some friends don't leave at least 15% regardless of the fact that I'm a 'poor college student', but the server Bill is either an asshole for certain people (in another review someone said he was nice, and maybe that's the case) or was just having a cranky day, or has some hearing problem that makes certain sounds annoying, because his behavior was rude and interfering for a waiter. When I first got in, I accidentally put down my water glass a little too hard on the table and made a noise, and I awkwardly laughed because I was being clumsy. Then Bill brought the menus and made a snide comment to my friend who was with me stating that he should 'not be sitting with me.'  For the most part, this didn't bother me, but later when my friend was leaving and I was reminding my friend to put in the tip, and I jokingly told my friend, \"I don't trust you,' the waiter Bill buts in rather angrily, \"WE DON\"T TRUST YOU! SEE, she forgot about that glass slam\".\n I was a bit surprised about this comment, but this made leave 86 cents of tip(because I didn't want change back) for a 14.14$ meal because that was incredibly rude behavior for when I was actively trying to encourage my friend to leave a decent amount of tip. Maybe he was having a bad day, or maybe the thuds of glasses hitting the table upsets him greatly (which is an odd characteristic, he's a waiter: that should happen often), but its never justification for acting like an asshole.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hQoKg6rMg4QNChS6f46ZTw", "date": "2012-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ebyj6BufFoultLiX3BWsuA", "text": "i came here for a big group dinner.  there was plenty of room for our group of 30 people - which was pretty impressive.  i ordered the bird's nest with soft noodles - per a recommendation from someone.  when the food came out, there was a huge pile of noodles and veggies, meat, and shrimp on my plate.  huge portions!  however, the noodles were flavorless and dry.  i took the majority home in a takeout box, which i'm planning to eat for lunch tomorrow...but i am tempted to add some sauce and re-cook it...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZKTrAidxD-5BKLNCJpHORw", "date": "2009-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eT_d0KWmfypPs7dpOb0MPw", "text": "This is definitely the place to go for lunch if you want good food with comfortable sit-down place without having to compete with all the undergrads on campus.\n\nI've tried many different entrees and haven't found anything I don't like!  Two or three items on rice is served warm and there is no waiting time.  Anything on the menu takes about 5-10 minutes to arrive, which is considered very fast for a place packed with hungry people who don't have a whole lot of time to spend on a lunch break.  Anything vermicelli with grilled or marinated meat on skewers is very delicious!!!  Best vermicelli I've had so far.  \n\nMy friend and I went for a late late lunch (around 2:40 pm) one day, and we decided to share an entree, usually costing around $6.50,  for only $5 with 3x the usual portion.  We left with 2 boxed-full of leftovers.\n\nHere are the breakdown of some pluses and minuses:\nSeating:  Ample room.  Both indoors and outdoors with flatscreen tv.  You will never feel awkward eating alone at this restaurant.\nPrice:  Cheap...too bad they accept cash only\nOperation time: wish they have longer hours of service and weekends\nBonus:  Free iced-cold water in pitchers.  Just go N grab one for your table", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kbkNfNXNDoczfSpV61O6zA", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FbWxPiqucg3wb7Y2AS6FoQ", "text": "Very cheap!\nGreat sandwiches for 4$!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gpqJSlEWQFFUlqQcnYFpew", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FfrleAo_iYotxRIFExPluw", "text": "Go here for the cheap and abundant food, and ample amount of space, not the service. The worst part about this place is that it's cash only (or possibly just has a minimum?) and, it can be kind of confusing if you don't want to do the lunch buffet but would rather order from the menu (hint: don't stand in the buffet line...it sounds stupid, but on really busy days, it's hard to tell where to go). Also the service is not so great (I've had a few rude, awkward encounters with wait staff here, in particular one man who is frequently at the cash register). Despite its flaws, this place is cheap, and you get a lot of bang for your buck. If you've never been here before, go at an off-time (e.g., NOT between 12:00-1:00 p.m. on a weekday when the undergrads are on campus), and come with an empty stomach. I love the garlic eggplant from the lunch buffet, and I also love the chicken sandwich on the menu.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E8hubLFgOCrN84JlpJ4e-w", "date": "2012-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fM55QB9PjrDniMM-_Y8eDQ", "text": "I've been here for lunch once and dinner once. It just seems like a slightly fancier fast food Chinese place. They have all their food prepared and presented like you would see at like Panda Express, and you go through and pick how many items you want. Then you pick a seat (the dining area is much more classy). Food is average.\n\nSide note: to get INTO the restaurant you have to climb up a flight of stairs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gCql1llVv161EABNGpwj1A", "text": "Atmosphere: I came in on a Friday around 4o' clock with a few friends and it was completely empty (which was weird). What's also weird is that they don't open on weekends.\n\nFood: My friend had been raving about their clay pot, so I thought I'd give it a try. I don't have such a dish often, but it was delicious! They give you a good portion of meats and vegetables, and the rice had a kind of sweet taste to it that made the entire meal really flavorful. I really enjoyed it, minus scraping off  the remaining hard/burned rice. Prices aren't bad too, I paid less than $10 for it.\n\nService: Average. Since there weren't a lot of people (more like, nobody else) there everything came out quickly.\n\nI'd go again, but only for the clay pot. GET THE CLAY POT!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gLbXGRWwfHvb3RiDM79fCQ", "text": "This place has really good Vietnamese food. I always came here to get the lunch special, in which you can choose two or three selections and it comes with rice. You pick it like you do so in Panda Express. There's lots of seats and the decor is really nice. Their curry dishes and their beef with black bean sauces are some good dishes to try. It's a bit pricey for their portions but it's indeed good quality food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GPJ7oP6K00I_Da-v7QNcDw", "text": "Decent but not great lunch buffet. A once in a while kind of place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fa3P8dibTRU8QG-XwVMigw", "date": "2006-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gqk4100Wl3Wk1bo1wFjIqw", "text": "Came here once for dinner.  Apparently they're more of a lunch establishment, catering to students looking for the closest restaurant to campus.  This is reflected in their odd hours - as a CorySoda dweller, I usually only made my way to that side of campus for dinner or on the weekends, and unfortunately their hours are not so accommodating.\n\nYelp defines two stars as, \"Meh.  I've experienced better.\"  That sums up this place.  While it wasn't a horrendous experience - the waitress was attentive and polite - the food was just OK.  I love pho, though as a non-Vietnamese person I can't claim to understand what real pho is.  I just know that, from what I'm used to, the broth was a little off here; some reviews have described it as sweet, and that could be attributed to the fact they added hoisin sauce without my asking (not a fan) but even then I can't put my finger on it.  I want to say it's some sort of spice.  Maybe someone can help me.\n\nIt looks as though few people come here for the pho and instead for the lunch specials (when I came for dinner, we were one of four tables taken).  I'd say that's a good call.  As far as dinner goes, I'm not going to go out of my way for this place, especially given their odd hours.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NhT9u_Y3hmLZZWen7JdoJg", "date": "2010-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hDwDBTVhbyXmir2DVCPatw", "text": "Two words: clay pot ($7.50)\n\nOMG! Since a friend brought me here, I have been hooked ever since. Yes they have lunch specials and a full menu, but the ONLY item I will EVER order here are their clay pots. This meal is literally cooked in a clay pot with rice, veggies, shrimp, chicken and beef. If you want, you can definitely customize or tell them what you want left out...but I'm greedy, so I get it all. I have never been disappointed ordering this dish. \n\nWhy four stars? I am not a girl who carries cash, so they CASH ONLY rule is probably the biggest reason I do not stop in more. Lunch breaks don't allow for ATM visits and food purchase (since its cooked when you order it). If they ever get an ATM/Credit card machine, I would definitely upgrade their stars!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8XXjeR7n1uWRyRWHah-68g", "date": "2010-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hN2olVDb1ercEf2oWoiBXA", "text": "I was shocked by the attitude of an old white waiter towards a young girl who seemed to be a student.  I like the food at this place, but they should watch who they hire.\nI know  waiting tables is not easy, but I am scared of having that guy as my waiter in the future. Of course, I do not think he would dare to do that to my wife in front of me. These cowards think they're so brave. Please get rid of that guy whatever is his name...... He sucks.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "u3k4E0I0FdsGThXUJOjNyA", "date": "2012-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hs_S53RvNBm2Jvt25N189A", "text": "\"Vietnamese\" food for white people and students.  Who serves pho without a plate of fresh herbs?  Le Cheval does.  Boo.  While the chicken in my pho was blubber-free, a total plus, and the broth was greaseless, another plus, the broth needed a major infusion of siracha to make it flavorful.   Not serving the customary basil is a major downfall.  Also, it may have made me sick.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "x-rMRSFlYHr_zTa3ah4MoA", "date": "2010-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i63o8Rp2tZD3HdfIOwFj5Q", "text": "The food is pretty good, and I come here sometimes to grab a quick dinner before class. \n\nUsually it's the same lady running the floor, and she does a good job of keeping it all together. But last night, she didn't give me enough change, and was ready to tear me a new one when I had to repeatedly explain to her the math behind $20.05 - $9.05 = $11, not $10. \n\nLuckily there was someone else behind the counter who was following the chain of events and very professionally apologized for the mixup and gave me my additional dollar. \n\nI was still tempted to leave a tip for the waitress - she was, after all, doing her job and trying to the best of her ability - but she spat some words at me in a language I couldn't understand as I was on my way out, so I just decided to keep my money in my wallet.\n\nI might still come here again because it's convenient and affordable, but this was an unfortunate experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FeSk8LGfDrLjt-7oo02X3w", "date": "2009-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ihZ0ITcgPQOpiwghMqTOww", "text": "I heard this place was good from a lot of my friends.  I even tried it several times. Both the heat-lamp buffet and the menu items were very disappointing.  And you know how I love a cheap meal, but I still couldn't stomach the dried-out tofu, hard rice, and oily stir fry. \n\nTurns out my friends were talking about \"Le Cheval\" (http://www.yelp.com/biz/le-cheval-oakland) NOT \"Le Petit Cheval\".  Different owners--different quality.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "jzqLpVkB1rg9AssLKm7lvw", "date": "2009-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ii92gCofJsuHguUunXhO2w", "text": "I came here for Pho but what I ordered did not come close to what I expected. The broth was extremely bland and watered down. The serving of the meat was also meager. The only thing that stayed consistent was the rice noodle. I am glad they provided Siracha or it would have been difficult consuming this meal. I'm sure they have other great choices but Pho is not it. I'm disappointed because the eating area is actually quite nice, relaxing and comfortable. If only they had better PHO.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Z1ZaW1ioImGNHMjLyHMP6A", "date": "2012-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IjbPHYAjFK0sRr9q8ZgQyQ", "text": "The Honest Truth:\nGet the lunch special.  It's cheap and the food is decent.  Not amazingly flavorful, but nothing a little sriracha can't cover.  I wouldn't recommend the stews, curries, or the pho.  I would recommend the clay pot.  Its a little more expensive, but pretty good and it fills you up.  I like the environment and there are a lot of tables.  It does fill up around lunch time so be prepared.\n\nThe Details:\nI really enjoy the atmosphere of this place.  Theres a lot of seating both inside and outside.  It's nice to come here to eat and study, but during lunch it can get pretty busy.  That being said, the food is decent.  You can get the lunch combos (2 items or 3 items) for 5-7$.  You go down the line and tell them what you want.  Most of the food is not super flavorful, but its like standard takeout asian food (Panda Express-style).  I usually put sriracha on it anyway to add a little kick and some more flavor.  I would stay away from the curries or stews.  You don't get that much meat and the stew was pretty greasy.  I usually get some sort of ginger chicken and some meat and vegetable (broccoli and beef or string beans).  If you're tight on money, get the lunch combo.  If you can spend a little more, I would definitely recommend the Clay pot!  Pretty much its just meat and seafood cooked with soy sauce over rice such that the rice gets all the flavor.  It comes out really hot and is pretty filling.  Also, I'm not a big fan of their pho.  Its a little sweet, and the broth is not very flavorful.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "je1q8RxEsojl45sw54l_nA", "text": "Vietnamese food??  Where?  Right across the street from campus!\n\nFrom outside of the building, the restaurant looks way too fancy.  You don't really see people inside either, but this is a hot spot for lunch!\n\nI decided to go against my normal habits and order food from the hot trays.  For $5.75 I got rice and two items (black bean beef and lemongrass chicken) while my lunch buddy decided to try the bun thit nuong ($7.50?) off the menu.\n\nMy 2 item combo...was nothing to rave about.  The flavors didn't come through and it wasn't enough food!  It's like a more authentic panda express.  Sadd\n\nHOWEVER, the bun thit nuong was HUGE.  Seriously, biggest bowl I've seen -- maybe as big as my head.  Full of noodles, and the most tender, juicy pork kabobs.  Wow.  I wouldn't say it was the best I've ever had, but it is up there.\n\nPerhaps I got the wrong entrees in my lunch plate, but I did enjoy it as much as the bun thit nuong.  For now, 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jkwx4P4EhwpXKbBp_1Onbw", "text": "The steam-table lunch is chock full of veges and brown rice.  The Bahn Mi and Bun and soups are world class.  The dining rooms, both inside and out are comfortable and attractive.  Everything is a dollar less than it should be.  And the staff is made up of The Nicest People in the restaurant business.  Yes, The Nicest People.\n\nSix stars.\n\nGo now.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ien_umeyfvCcaWjz8PiiFw", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KDuU2L8zxqC6CLiCmekAyg", "text": "This is one of the few places I've been to in Berkeley that I think deserve acclaim. \n\nWhen I moved to Berkeley I had all these ideas in my mind of cheap, delicious, plentiful meals available because of the college atmosphere.\n\nTrue, there are plenty of cheap places...But so many of them are total crap! But you know I gave this place 5 stars so I'll stop complaining and get to the good stuff.\n\nI went here after class, got the buffet of lemon grass tofu, rice, garlic green beans and mixed vegetables.  I was sure I could save half for later (I'm pretty disciplined about this) but I was totally unable to stop myself from eating nearly the entire plate! The same thing happened to the two other gals I was having lunch with. So to wrap it up, this place is my favorite eatery in Berkeley so far.\n\nTo top it off, it was quiet, spacious, and you have the option of sitting in their big lovely patio. Definitely eat at this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wR_zzTNywskclfEzUbDgQw", "date": "2007-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kxzPBnvGm-TFdmnwGeuyFw", "text": "I rate things often by value.  Le petite cheval is a great deal for the price, which is rock bottom.  I went here recently with a friend, though the lunch was served in warmers, it was still fresh and had clearly not been sitting for hours.  The beef sandwich is a great deal at 3.50, yeah 3.50.  In this day and age its a hard price to beat for lunch, geez my morning bagel cost more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ntO4EAAC97itgzQQAyjqPQ", "date": "2009-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LIAEhq1MaVSW1UTU-p0Hng", "text": "I was seriously seriously craving a pho.  Anything resembling a pho would do.  Problems I had: they must have put steaming hot soup in my waxy paper container since there was raw meat on top of my pho (this is a no no in my world since wax melts when in contact with steaming hot soup), I found a fly in my soup (this could be because I was eating outside but generally things that fly into your soup arent also dead in your soup because they can fly away).  I may give it another whirl but.... maybe not.  And the cash only thing can be a real drag.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NdVjDkEEfOIkdPft4l8YWg", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L_OQZEq6KHQGkdLSzYGElA", "text": "I LOVE their vietnamese coffee! Their lunch deal is also a steal! You get a LOT of food for $5.75! I recommend the garlic eggplant. Essentially, you get what you pay for, but it's worth it! There's a lot of seating, and it's good for crowds.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LpwHlzMxvLAkTPkVUsbVSg", "text": "They have a pretty good lunch special! Your choice of 2 or 3 items with rice, and for only $6-8! They basically have all the dishes out in heated trays already, and you just tell them which ones you want. I tried the ginger chicken and the garlic eggplant, and they were both pretty good! And though they were very filling, they weren't too heavy and the items weren't drenched in starchy sauce like some asian fast food places. Next time, I'll try the coconut milk tofu because that looked pretty good too!\n\nTheir pho, however, was rather disappointing. The beef was rather stiff, and they didn't give us basil to go with the pho! (I love basil)\n\nOverall, the restaurant has a very nice setting, with plenty of seats, and even cucumber water dispensers! Great place to grab a quick bite to eat in between class. Just beware of food coma...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M0PQiBBmvd6-CObDBzJU9Q", "text": "Finally! A decent place to have Vietnamese and Chinese cuisine! I'm giving this place 4/5 stars because they have this buffet style lunch special where you can order 2-3 items for around 7 bucks, which is good and all, but that defeats the purpose of having fresh food made to order. Overall, they have a great selection (I'd recommend getting their ginger and honey BBQ chicken) and the staff is really friendly! \n\nCASH ONLY. That kind of ...sucks! \n\nLarge outdoor seating, good ambiance, def. great for large groups. \nCome try this place for lunch. You'll get decent Asian food (which I think is so hard to find in Berkeley, or maybe I'm just a newb.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eih3X8OYVNpPGt9AqWBVCw", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m1Fnz4eV3-GgSl7yNpHVpQ", "text": "alright i created an account just to review this place because it is so awesome. lunch buffet is $5.50 and you get a ton of great food. make sure you get the curry chicken. this place is the best value in berkeley, and there's a lot of cheap food in berkeley", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z6CcL6SX0JXMC7YnooNWUw", "date": "2008-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m8h3gEhwgcfkYKbe6ZWTBg", "text": "If you've been to the Oakland Le Cheval and are expecting the same class of restaurant, then prepare to be disappointed.  It's a much more casual place, which reflects the college atmosphere that surrounds it as opposed to the City Hall/Civic/Business types that frequent the Oakland establishment.\n\nIf you go there for lunch, they have items you can quickly order from the steam table with rice, but you can still order from the menu though.  One thing to note though is that one time, i ordered something from the menu and for the vegetable side they just took items off of the steam table so it was a bit weird to have a nicely cooked to order portion sitting next to bland looking green beans and carrots that were probably cooked in the morning and had been sitting on the steam table for a couple of hours.\nFor dinner it's a bit different as they close down the steam table and offer only table service.\n\nI've had different experiences here with the staff.  The first time I went here for lunch, the waiter brought out the wrong dish but insisted that I had ordered it and was very rude about it.  It was only after I produced my receipt that he took the dish back, but he didn't apologize.  Needless to say, I haven't see him any of the other times I have been there.  The rest of my experiences here with the staff have been better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eB6I3JcHJg_AVf2a5G7suA", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MA9kqkVqapvF7XBESjSvRA", "text": "The lemongrass chicken and green bean chicken are both good. The dishes are slighty pricier, but the restaurant encourages family style dining. The only problem is they charge for rice and I tend to consume lots of rice in family dining so that was one thing I dislike about the restaurant. \n\nTLDR; They charge for rice. Lemongrass chicken and green bean chicken are a must have.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mDjKN9A7cPDjeCaN2p08mg", "text": "Not that great in terms of cuisine, but it is great for its lunch value and large amounts of food -- which is all that matters if you're a student.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mJyickDSTGPbvGeVZMXA3A", "text": "2.5 stars. This place is very deceptive.  On the outside it looks nice and on the inside it is cold, large, and cafeteria like.  The waiter is very pleasant and nice.  The food is cheap and great lunch deals.  Great for college students on a budget looking for forgettable dining options that will fill you up.  Not good for romantic or special occasion dining.\n\nThis place is not as good as the other Le Cheval restaurant in Oakland and the food is not really 100% vietnamese.  The menu is very limited.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7INLwFarOfAL6NCAGqTyNg", "date": "2007-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mOm3I8uZGTXeYyeBGkIBLQ", "text": "Their lunch combo plate is probably the best deal in town.  Their seasonings and flavors surprisingly mirrored that of my mom's; so, I had a soft spot for this place.  \n\nMy sorority also held a lot of events here.  It was good for banquets at a reasonable price too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LRu6qFBVdQwIaianzGM-Gw", "date": "2007-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mrJ4Hl6jyTO2kszEwpl0tQ", "text": "Me and my team of interns used to have our weekly meetings here because it was close to campus and had internet (not very good internet by the way)\n\nbut I got REALLY tired of the limited amount of vegetarian dishes they had here.\n\nMy favorite was the veggie birds nest, probably the best vegetarian dish they have here.  Its stir-fried vegetables on top of crispy fried noodles yum.  Its a bit of a challenge to eat but once the sauce soaks into the noodles its really good.\n\nSome of the other veggie dishes here, not so good.\n- Lemon Grass tofu: The dish didn't have much flavor and all I could really taste was the lemon grass mostly\n- Orange Flavored Tofu: more like tofu flavored orange.  I was expecting some sort of a strong flavor like \"lemon chicken\" when I used to eat meat as a kid but sadly turned out to be a very weak taste of orange and the dish mostly tasted like tofu with a hint of orange.\n- Vegetarian clay Pot: didn't think this dish was that great either, the rice was really bland and the vegetables had no flavor.\n\nI really stuck with the veggies bird nest but got tired of it after a while.  \n\nWe stopped coming here because the workers here were having drama and getting us stuck in the middle of it.  One of the waitresses was arguing with the chef and another waitress which were basically trying to get rid of her.\n\nAs she semi-sobbed as she took our order, the owner came around to try and calm her down as she tried to get us to feel bad for her as she told us her side of the story (as we are trying to have our meeting) that they were being mean and trying to get rid of her.  the rest of the meal was completely awkward since we were like the ONLY people in there.  We didn't come back again.\n\nOther than that, the food isn't that great for vegetarians.\n\nOh and they only take CASH", "stars": 2, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2009-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m_taFozUmnL-gwvwIAD8sQ", "text": "I have always seen this place walking home from campus. The exterior is an amazing place, which truth be told is a sign to me saying, \"Stay away, I'm totally expensive!\" Somehow I ended up coming here for dinner just wanting to give it a try, even if it were a bit pricey.\n\nLe Petit Cheval ended up being nothing like I expected. I assumed that it was going to be French and Vietnamese fusion but I soon found out that the place was a reasonably priced Vietnamese restaurant. Every person at our table got something different and it was pretty nice to see the different dishes. The appetizers, as expected, were a bit pricey but the $5 imperial rolls (three) were fantastic nonetheless. I got a bowl of beef pho ($6), which had a decent amount of beef and a plentiful serving of soup and noodles! It was not the best pho I've had but it's certainly better than anything else I've had at Berkeley (and cheaper and better than Pho Me Now too!) The barbecue plates were a bit overpriced ($9-10) for what they were so I'd recommend trying them out for lunch, as I'm told that they are cheaper then. Also, $4 for any type of beer is decent. We might just order two each. :) Do not order their wine, however, it is ridiculously overpriced ($6.50) for regular table wine.\n\nService was quick and attentive. The waiter talked to us and even wasn't shy in taunting one of my friends for wearing Giants gear because he was an A's fan. We got there at 8 pm and while we were a bit put off when they told us that their kitchen was closing because they close at 9, we ended up staying a bit after 9 without a problem, which was great! The place is annoying because signs are plastered everywhere that it is cash only. What's up with that trend Berkeley? I hate these dang restaurants that are cash only!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "muKHX5mz80bSXgcoDNTMfg", "text": "Great food, but I wish their hours weren't so limited.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "d0ky5OixT7U2bWSnr9LwNQ", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MXtq7Pv9dqYRwQSKaDLgmg", "text": "This is a review for their banquet service. Our club hosted a four-course dinner at Le Petit Cheval. Their staff was attentive and helpful from the planning to execution stages. The only disappointments: we wanted to have vegetarian options at every course and specified a menu thusly, but on the night of the both the soup and salad had chicken, with no other options. Secondly, they only had two servers for sixty-plus guests that night, including regular diners not attending our event. I thought preparing more employees would have streamlined the food delivery process. Overall, the food was okay. The flavorful and thoroughly cooked, yet juicy eggplant in multiple of their dishes stands out to me from the meal. \n\nAverage asian food for decent prices. I suppose it's a nicer venue than most campus eateries. I would come back as an individual, if someone proposed it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NhfXJI2Pas7J8d_70vl0YA", "text": "this place is actually pretty good for dinner. good ambiance, plenty of seating. love the crispy noodles and the bo luc lac - shaken beef. the hot lunch plates where you order 3 items isn't too bad either. it's cheap but those items tended to be very salty and greasy from my experiences. could have just been a bad day. but def come for dinner! its yumms!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NOMY3bFdVu8j3eL4WoHWAw", "text": "This is a nice cozy location to grab lunch with a few friends. The environment is nice and casual. The luncheon special is a good deal, especially when you get double rice. It fills most people up and satisfies me quite nicely. The beef stew is exceptionally good, and sometimes you'll find them to have some delicious sides that do not show up every day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "z0M0T6cPikJsSMNG9rQYIA", "date": "2012-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nqd0t-HWMMHhp0ixzpDCIQ", "text": "I come here for the lunch special.  You can get a mountain of food for a good price.  I usually have enough leftovers for a 2nd or even 3rd meal.  For a starving grad student, this is a godsend.  My favorite lunch dish is the beef stew cooked like my mom's: tender beef and carrots in a hearty soup.  The ginger chicken is also pretty popular.  Not a fan of the kung pao chicken however; the celery has sharp taste I find jarring in this dish.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m6Ehq7xhtMiaUjt6VX0EnQ", "date": "2012-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OI6fvDl7H_xtUfeRHLsIOw", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 4\nService: 4\n\nI've come here for dinner and their lunch specials. Their lunch specials are pretty good and cheap, and their portions are pretty big. I've tried their clay pot rice for dinner, which is pretty good. Their sandwiches are also very tasty as well.\n\nUnfortunately, they're not open on weekends, which kind of sucks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oj4Ma_gBh_xVLucXMyrCtQ", "text": "There is no good reason for me to not have tried this place during my four years at Cal! And here I've been complaining that there is no decent Vietnamese restaurants nearby and this was within walking distance from my apartment.\n\nFood: Characteristic of a summer day in the Bay, it was cloudy and cold in Berkeley today. When the weather gets like this, I get huge cravings for a piping bowl of hot soup and noodles. Someone on Yelp said getting the chicken pho would give you more meat, but next time I'll try the beef since the chicken breast was a little rough and I did not end up eating it all. But a big plus for giving a HUGE bowl of noodles. Broth was clear and flavorful. I only added a little bit of hoisin sauce and Siracha to kick it up a notch. It came with the standard sides of bean sprouts, jalapeno, basil, and a wedge of lime.\n\nPrice: $6.50 pre-tax. A wee bit more expensive than other restaurants I've had over in Concord, CA. Since Berkeley is surprisingly lacking in Vietnamese restaurants, I'd say this was an OK price. I feel like I paid for enough food to fill me up.\n\nService: Restaurant was a bit crowded because it was lunch hour, but there were only 3 other ppl in front of me in line. I placed my order, grabbed my number, and got my food within 10 minutes of sitting down.\n\nWill I come back? Given that it's less than 5 mins walk from my workplace (Boalt Hall), I'll return to try some of their sandwiches or a beef pho! Nom nom.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2011-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oJgLL8DDuOuuXHCj893zrQ", "text": "I like their vermicelli rice salad with the imperial rolls. The clay pots are really delicious, too, with the crispy rice that can be found on the bottom of the pot. Pho is good, light, and refreshing (not too oily), but they don't have the trips and tendon that I favor at the down home pho restaurants in Oakland and San Francisco.\n\nTheir sandwiches are a REALLY good deal - $4.95 for the steak - and have tons of flavor. I have never had a bad meal here, and I come often for lunch because I work nearby.\n\nNote: They have a $10 credit card minimum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SDeq2pNzl3UM1gtq9dp50w", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OkLHsjE_Ck8f7DXXYxuyuA", "text": "My quest to find pho in Berkeley has fallen short once again!\n\nIf you think that this place has good pho I feel sad because you, my friend, have yet to truly experience what a good bowl of pho entails. The beef bowl I ordered came with barely any meat! What meat there was, was dry, devoid of color, and tasteless... much like the broth. Meat is what flavors soup people!! \"Where's the beef??\" Each bite I took out of that rubbery bowl of noodles literally tasted like nothing. I feel like I am being a bit harsh, but in all honesty, that is my truth. \n\nI'm giving this place 2 stars because the man who came out to give me fish sauce was quite thoughtful and brought me chili oil as well. Also because there is a possibility that I will come back here to try their lunch specials.... So let's see how that goes.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "evDrdFRMOyiYddjJ4FC8nA", "date": "2012-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pZ8HWy5MTUVDip0ctuouCQ", "text": "soooooo groooossss. I couldn't finish it. I couldn't even eat half of it.\nLet me list what's wrong:\n1. the rice was extremely dry\n2. the tofu was tasted like an old tire\n3. the chicken was also tough.\n4. none of these dishes are in anyway Vietnamese (It's runned by vietnamese, I don't know why they would put out such low quality)\n\nYeah its cheap, but do you really want to pay anything for disappointment?\nprobably the grossest place I've eaten at near Cal and I've had food at the Univeristy's dining commons (crossroads).", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Ow1HgbEVK0LvBFYEbnbHzA", "date": "2009-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QYShm8tQb_8dTc0yKXtwNA", "text": "I like this place, but that doesn't mean that it serves authentic Vietnamese food.  I think it's fair to say that this place is just a mix of Chinese and Thai, maybe that's what Vietnamese is??\n\nAnyway, my favorite plate is coconut milk Tofu, try it if you decide to come to this place for lunch!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KI6duL2Lq9fcYEPK5a6h5w", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R2QfnLdNuhFxi52yxjbg4Q", "text": "I've been here on several occasions for lunch with co-workers. All of those times were not bad. It's an easy place to get lunch and there's variety in their lunch line. However, I discovered on my last visit that their banh mi sandwiches don't have any spread/mayo in them, so they end up tasting pretty dry in your mouth with all that french bread. I'll probably be back again for lunch, but I cannot eat a banh mi sandwich with no spread.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "u0II41kVfVZbZ7zqNDM0bw", "date": "2011-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R3vsBDWNta2524ZuWcVf4w", "text": "So slow. So slow. We came with a party of 10 ish and ordered around 5PM. We wanted to make it to a meeting by 6:30 but guess what? By 6:00PM only 3 of us got our orders (and those were the people that ordered cold items)...completely unacceptable! We ended up being 30 mins late and most of us took our food to go. Don't come here unless you call them in advance to order or you're willing to wait for a long time!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r8hlnQBaf0VPHXvZ1RoZeQ", "text": "Last time I cam here, I got the 3-item lunch combo but was extremely envious when I glanced over at the table next to us and saw that they were eating something that looked uber chic and delicious - the CLAY POT. \nSo today I came in here with a mission - to eat the clay pot.  And to take a picture of it (Bam! http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ?select=oSjF4f6frTHE1rBLZzkNJg), because no one has uploaded a picture of that beautiful baby onto Yelp. -.-\n\nIt took a while to come, but I completely understand why. My *very very slight* impatience with the restaurant instantly melted when the (literally) smoking hot clay pot was placed in front of me, making this beautiful sound of stuff being heated over a fire. One look at this pot told me, \"Duh, of course this takes a little longer to make. I mean, look at it! It's BEAUTIFUL!!\" Opening the lid, I was welcomed with a treasure trove of delicious, warm meats and very fresh-looking veggies. \n\nEverything about the clay pot was delicious and done right. The rice is perfectly seasoned, the veggies cook in the pot (and therefore taste FRESH, are vibrantly colored, and not over-steamed), and the meats (the hoofed, the clawed, and the exoskeletoned - a.k.a., the beef, chicken, and shrimp) were all flavorful and distinct. I had a bite of my lunch buddy's lemongrass chicken, but I don't remember what it tasted like. I was completely lost in my lovely clay pot. \n\nSo now, after my second visit, I am a fan of Le Petit Cheval. I am going to come in here to try their sandwich (still have yet to try my first Vietnamese sandwich), their Bird's Nest, and their vermicelli bowl, because my go-to place for that has closed down. Good stuff!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2EjfO1-gitGFJ0MDFK7VKw", "date": "2010-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RRc4ZkZZ5hKZor9kWtiPNw", "text": "Great for the price!\n\n  It was freaking cold today and all I wanted was some pho.  I headed up to Le Cheval in an effort to try a new place even though it's quite a hike from my South Berkeley home. Not only was their pho awesome, it was friendly on the budget since I am yet another victim of the economy. Their broth is flavorful( but a tad too sweet for my taste) and the beef is thin, tender and cooked to perfection. Their pho is definitely worth the walk and  yes, walking or biking is suggested because parking is limited...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-0jQI-Ru2BAJsGsGcFglPw", "date": "2009-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RT0vjUfSXLbFEGgV3LhIEw", "text": "As another reviewer said, \"cheap, and not in a good way\".  The south-of-cal-campus area generally has a lot of bad to unremarkable food.  Students don't want to spend a lot, and don't seem to be that discriminating.  One could argue they can't afford to be, but I think this is not true: there are restaurants in the world that make good food in the under $10 range.  In any case the result is a lot of stuff I don't want to eat in that area.  \nThe things I got, I didn't like.  My friend got the bird's nest, which is crispy, or I guess hard noodles with some normal, stewy sort of stuff on it that I've forgotten.  I don't remember what I got; it was a long time ago and I'm just looking for 1 and 2 star places to balance out my corpus of reviews.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WJ4s-qxQnSbEY7G39k9a0g", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "STJ1J-lj8k03OgtJmm7CMA", "text": "What a disappointment. After a long, tiring day of classes and all that hoopla, I wandered over to Le Petit Cheval for a nice, warm meal. I ordered the Vegetables in Lemon Grass to go. When I got home, all the soy sauce had spilled into the bag because the food packaging was sloppy. This was especially pathetic since I ordered my meal when the restaurant was completely empty -- you would expect more attentive service.\n\nThe primary reason I chose this dish was because the menu claimed it was topped with peanuts, yet my order didn't have any. The quality of the vegetables was so-so, and even though half of the soy sauce spilled out, my rice was oversalted.\n\nI'll probably come back just to try the acclaimed Claypot, but there's no way I'm expected anything more than subpar from the other dishes here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "lqInO4zb6_mNArVb-cdB9A", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SvZOOUMQ8DS_l37nADkDKQ", "text": "MAN I love this place!!!\nReally FANTASTIC food.  I love the older dude waiter, too.  He's one of the best parts about Le Petit Cheval.  He knows his menu and will give you suggestions whether you ask for them or not -- and they're always great.  \nI try to get something different each time so I can try more things and L.P.C. never disappoints!  Such a good place!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4ylFihs1Ju7iK307HZXD7A", "date": "2009-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SWawj6bYJ4l3cFFKLsX-cg", "text": "I went to this restaurant after 8pm on Friday.  They were already closed.   They closed at 8pm on Fridays. Then I went again on weekend.  They were closed.   The restaurant should not be closed early evening of Friday and weekends!  That is the time people go out to eat.  I guess they do not need money.\nAnyway, I went there on Monday evening and ordered Noodle soup.  Soup was lukewarm and noodle was a little hard.  I only get bean sprouts with it.  Usually other restaurants offer you at least bean sprouts and coriander.   \nThe one at Oakland is better, I think.  I do not recommend here to eat good Vietnamese food, unless you do not have a choice.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ugblQUQIQl9nOdjVyYt4NA", "date": "2008-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T2-X-d6c-fpo2wQ26aB0ww", "text": "Man!  Totally underrated place!\n\nI really didn't expect authentic Vietnamese cuisine; most of the places around Berkeley are mostly just sorry imitations.  But the calamari and bo luc lac (shaken beef) are served exactly how my family in Vietnam would serve them, with rice and lemon-pepper-salt dip.  I love going here if I start feeling culturally homesick.  \n\nI recommend the grilled beef sandwich for the less adventurous eaters and the mi xao dong (birds nest noodles) to the more familiar eaters.  Prices are fantastic for the quality of food, and busing your own table means you don't have to tip, even though the wait staff is extremely friendly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RqDYp0kYx9g8f96lzSfj6Q", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TCGxgeCm22YYeMrvqM0jRQ", "text": "Edit: I went here today to try their pork vietnamese sandwich which comes with a salad for $5.50. It was bland =(. I guess I'll have to try Saigon Express's sandwiches next.\n\nGo here for lunch. $5.50 for your choice of three from the steamers plus rice. You may be thinking \"fast food!\" when you see the steamers, but the food is actually pretty good and in large portions! There's a REALLY long line at the lunch rush at 12pm, 12:30pm, and 1pm, but if you go nearer to 2-3pm then they give you extra large portions to clean out for the day.\n\nIf you're not feeling the selection, the pho here is pretty decent, better than Vietnam Village in the ghetto in my opinion. You get just beef slices or chicken pieces here though. I believe fish is extra.\n\nIf you want something from the menu, I recommend the claypot rice which comes with beef, chicken, pork, and shrimp. It doesn't taste too different from fried rice, but the texture it gets from being in claypot gives the rice a chewy/crunchy feel.\n\nFor the low prices, don't expect super service or greater than average food. It's good college food for the student looking for some variety.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tjbzRidUcXI4i2zD0_-N9Q", "text": "This is a place you go to for the food, not friendly service or ambiance.  Most do the buffet and it's totally good and worth the very low price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qu8CAL1egblZ38yPBkfD_A", "date": "2007-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u33vuCimNkvhox8eNS5lwQ", "text": "the vermicelli is really good, but the pho is eh according to my friends. the service is kinda on and off. sometimes the one old white waiter is attentive but other times he's reading a newspaper and just chillin'. \n\nit kinda sucks that they're closed on the weekends cause sometimes you just want to get some hot pho after a night of hard partying, BUT YOU CANT!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "azCk2YXSFr-lKgBtA3CWIA", "date": "2009-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ugq_7nfcvTYJX-_WEgtPWg", "text": "Very decent fast steam table food. They also have things you can order off a menu. I like the lemongrass chicken and chicken curry and their green beans. Some of the servers give you a holy ton of food - it comes with a nice mound of rice and then you seat your self in the large dining room.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_eJ9pXiPKoObEWpI2MmlqA", "date": "2008-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V8LvWgkRZMr3er67uvDPAQ", "text": "Had lunch there - it was tasty.  I had some curried stuff and rice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S6FWExH_mIyz0a4EuZIaVw", "date": "2008-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vs4q8rIr3-RYRmxHY6iUkw", "text": "It really wasn't as bad as expected, despite all the negative reviews. I actually kind of liked it.\n\nDecor and Service: I like the cheap paintings on the walls, and tables are set apart far enough to have a decent conversation. \n\nFood: I got the lunch combo with 3 items. I chose the Garlic chicken, Chicken curry, and the garlic green beans. I thought most of them were actually pretty tasty. The garlic chicken was a little dry (overcooked, probably because it was sliced into pretty small pieces), but the flavors were there. The chicken curry was a tad bland and I thought it could have a little more kick. The garlic green beans were cooked perfectly. I swear I could've gotten an entire plate of those green pods and finished it. DEFINITELY choose the garlic green beans. The rice was cooked to the texture it should be.\n\nVerdict: I like this place. It's pretty cheap and the foods are tasty. I probably will come back with a friend or two... it's definitely better than any of the Asian food at ghetto for roughly the same price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2011-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WC0oSCoXqro7jxP0pcgIKQ", "text": "Went here a few weeks ago and it was great. Missed the lunch buffet by an hour or so and the place was empty. The food was delicious. The only complaint I have was that the pork we got was extremely fatty - to the point of being left on the side of the plate, uneaten, but I'm going to hope that's a fluke.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "45PaF9rGEdPYGue6cMjsrQ", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WmBaEwYhsXhLUMdhvmq_CQ", "text": "3.5 stars. \n\nrecommend: birds nest, claypot, chicken wings, grilled pork bermucelli (is the spelling right?lol)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D7JUkHPLskVqZqseDZo65w", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y7mrRYZTJJr9hO7uC2QbEQ", "text": "I don't know why they call themselves a Vietnamese place considering their food looks and tastes like Chinese.  Whatever, their lunch specials are super cheap and they offer lots of vegetarian choices which is good for the Berkeley bunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cyJsilA4llNkwFYOCLSIzw", "date": "2006-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YaD2AKRgKiM5Db2INl0LZQ", "text": "Use to always get a combination of Curry Chicken, Beef Stew, Eggplant with Tofu ( very flavorful ), and String Beans.  Definitely a filling lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "93H5dlwTfHhu_AIJsXCtQQ", "date": "2010-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ydyJzNHvGr3JvRf06CBBWw", "text": "This place is nothing like it's sister restaurant in Oakland.  But it in a college town, so it has to be fast and cheap.  In that case it  delivers.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_oWQSO6VAhemC2-xA79tjA", "date": "2007-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YLkxxGvRo0UV_1A0Sjia8g", "text": "LOVE LOVE LOVE Le Petite Cheval!!! I used to eat here all the time when I worked on campus and on Telegraph. \n\nThe prices went up while I was frequenting this place but they used to offer three items for $5.00! When they went up, it was maybe $6. \n\nI used to always get the Singapore Noodles and the Orange Tofu. The third item depended on what was offered as they rotated options every few days. It's a very simple, basically cafeteria style. Grab a tray, walk up to the food bar with about 1012 options and pick three. Dreamy! Or just pick what you want and get charged accordingly. Love it!\n\nThere's not much for ambiance though there is (limited) patio seating.\nI would love to go back to Le Petite Cheval, I'll have to remember that the next time I\"m near campus during the day. I think they're only open for lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vXYxtW_JpMMdjNzcw91u7A", "date": "2007-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yv2dIs4g_See01pBnzV68w", "text": "I came here for lunch once and it was pretty good. The place is bright, and has a lot of seating. The food is pre-made and you go up and order your items. 2 items plus rice came out to be under $6. The food was tasty, however it was more Vietnamese fusion than authentic.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gVEye2LuFCLxxFRc41jIKA", "date": "2011-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z8L97-zAkRHxSpTHtkwxeQ", "text": "The rice + 3 hot dishes ($5.50) was ok tasting but cold.  Cafeteria style.\n\nConvenient to UC Berkeley (across the street.)\n\nGet there before 12 if you want to avoid the line for lunch.\n\nShares the rest rooms with the YWCA", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LEpoIdCCoM5VMIrvPXtowQ", "date": "2007-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZiisbEjtI5YFhbVfgRHblA", "text": "I ordered the B\u00fan Tht Nng, which had vermicelli noodles, egg rolls, pork...(I can't recall what else was in there...veggies, carrots? SAUCE!). It was YUMMYYY! I've been searching for a decent Vietnamese restaurant in Berkeley since I miss them back in Sacramento.\n\nMy friend got the clay pot, and my other friend ordered the pho and spring rolls. They both enjoyed their foods. She mentioned that the pho was probably one of the really goods ones that she tried in Berkeley.\n\nThe price was normal.  I paid around $5-6 dollars for my dish. \n\nThe decor was gorgeous!! I would've never thought how beautiful it was if I never went inside. Don't judge it by looking from outside. Go on in and give it a try!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "C3aWYjdI3xZIaFOuswnu6A", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZLnNh9I_v09eOWnhtzhfpQ", "text": "\"Yay! I'm a fan.\" says the four-star descriptor. Indeed I am.\n\nI see the reviews giving this place a lot of flak for not having the most authentic Vietnamese food, or for offering generic Asian lunch plates. True. But none of those concerns addresses taste. What, are people afraid they'll be judged for eating something less than authentic? I'd better not see them walk into a Chipotle.\n\nIf you want a BIG satisfying bowl of pho on a cold day, go to Le Petit Cheval. If you want gourmet or home-cooked Vietnamese, um, go elsewhere. There are quite a few worthwhile options. You don't have to like everything on the menu to be a fan. And the people there are nice!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RdvF0neSwkZUwMrNHMGkrQ", "date": "2010-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zunObEMLoRDDkG8Xcqf8ww", "text": "Today was the last straw LPC. You deserve this.\n\nToday:  instead of getting the steamtable food, because no amount of sriracha can save it from being beige and bland, I ordered the LPC soup.  The woman behind the counter quickly informed me that they were out of dumplings?  What?  They just opened - why didn't they just buy some frozen ones before opening?  \n\nAnyway, rather than waiting a short beat for me to order something else, she helped everyone else in line.  This person has always bugged me with their sullen attitude.  (In fact, both of the women who are there are pretty sullen.  One of them ALWAYS starts plating up some rice before I can say \"to go\" and then looks extremely put out by making a show of moving that rice to a to-go container). \n\nAnyway I made my order.  Three of us ordered off the menu everyone else got the steamtable.  I thought maybe there would be a 10-minute wait for our food, we'd eat a little later than everyone else, our choice.  \n\nNope, closer to 30 minutes.  It seemed as if there was one guy in the kitchen doing everything.  And the food was not good.  I had actually forgotten what I ordered and when they brought it, curry beef, it was bland and the beef was gray and tasted cheap.  Gross.\n\nToo bad, LPC.  You're so close to my office, and years ago I loved Le Cheval in Oakland - it was a really terrific place to go with a large group and had really delicious food.  \n\nBut, congratulations on being so lame you actually motivated me to write something.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UbpkmZ9fQme_Stgz-7iVbQ", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZVdCAmiJDzHmj1hSXs6UAw", "text": "Good for cheap Vietnamese food.  Yummy imperial rolls (at dinner).  I went for a fast dinner before a show at Zellarbach last night, and man, do they need more staff.  There were never more than 5 full tables, but the poor server was literally running constantly all over the restaurant.  (They only have waiter service and a menu at dinner - at lunch it's buffet style.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-SuJ4fQMyOb4Cr_t4MJuTw", "date": "2007-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zwKpMEPOM0fTIQ2etHfVHg", "text": "the first time i enjoyed food from le petit cheval, i had just moved to the east bay and my parents and sister were visiting. i actually didn't even go inside; my sister and mom just grabbed some takeout while i was sweating it out, assembling my newly purchased ikea bed. they brought back a variety of dishes which were all really tasty, especially the singapore style noodles. \n\nhowever, i just went back today, with an uncle and a cousin who is applying to berkeley, and was not that impressed by the cafeteria-style buffet. i really enjoyed the ginger chicken, but the long-life noodles were really bland and my \"mixed vegetables\" was mostly cabbage - i only counted two pieces of broccoli and minimal zucchini. i would love to see them ditch the buffet, and have everyone order off the menu, because their food is really good... when it hasn't been sitting under hot lamps for the last three hours.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lYmPbq4gZm7O_a30R5hFPg", "date": "2009-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zWZ-2lm2ZaCzjipbPzOTlg", "text": "This is a review for their lunch special which is served cafeteria style. \n\nI think they deserve 2.5 stars for the food, but service and price brings them up to a 3. It's $5.75 for a 2 item+rice combo and $6.75 for a 3 item+ rice combo. They give a pretty hefty amount of sides, which means the rice will probably come up a little short. Ultimately, their quality is really lacking. I try to come by on Fridays because the partner in crime loves the salty pepper pork chops (deep fried and delicious--probably the only good thing from the lunch special menu--but it's rather unpredictable if they will have it on that Friday). \n\nBut, in more than one occasion, the food tasted like it was spoiled and the rice had dried up chunks that felt like they were going to break my teeth. The chicken curry had two small chunks of chicken and 2 whole potatoes. I didn't come late in the day either--it was only 11:45... so I don't know if they're cutting corners by reusing food from the day before (or worse... food from days before). I've had better luck with their a la carte menu, but I don't think I'll be going back for a while.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ttj_3flZx1W6oYhzhZb8RQ", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zxbg4RRUgmqLjy6UcaWgEQ", "text": "Very average. Somewhat forgettable.\n\nThe lunch special is a pretty good deal at $5.75 (tax inclusive) if you're hungry (two selections from the warmer + a small mound of rice) or $6.75 for three selections. Unlike a lot of places where getting 3 items means paying a dollar extra for extra variety but the same amount of food (Thai Basil's lunch special), the extra dollar here actually gets you extra food. \n\nThe three items that I usually get is the garlic chicken, the ginger chicken, and the curry, which comes in a small bowl. Be sure to ask for no potatoes when you order curry go get more for your dough. \n\nHowever, my favorite thing that you can get there is the Tofu Sandwich. Not many people know about it, but for $3.75 + tax, it's a really good and filling deal. You get a lot more tofu than either beef, pork, or chicken, and it's so flavorful you won't even care you're not eating meat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gLN8N_FKTai8_zruDQKVtQ", "text": "How could I not have written about Le Petit Cheval after all these years. The sustenance of a typical Cal graduate student. The convenience from campus. The large portions. The eggplant and tofu dish with the tofu taking on that purple hue of the eggplant. The combination plates. The yellow chicken curry with huge chunks of potato and carrot, and sometimes chicken. The drippings of oil. Lots of oil. Very very oily. The feeling of, woah, how can I hit the stacks again after eating so much.\n\nThe fact that their cafeteria food menu has not changed over the years.\n\nAdvice: The dinner cafeteria menu is basically the same as the lunch stuff, except that it has been sitting there for 6 hours. Which is unfortunate, because sometimes you just get really hooked on this stuff.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2Z0I9POv2N5p1_vOnCN9lw", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oaz-fc6TT_BONmshx-7D5A", "text": "By now, I've had one too many bits of chicken bone in my ginger chicken.  It's cheap, but not in a good way. \n\nI'm going to search yelp for something better in the price range and location.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZC9eqC7ogPfQWWXgTPcC-g", "date": "2011-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Uy18hlWLULGrl5um7D8eqQ", "text": "\"Their lunch menu restores my faith in humanity.\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nAeM6pzIHIJFoBKq1-Fkmg", "date": "2005-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3KwiW6NUYd8hzMrmo8V9kg", "text": "Eventhough I hate the Le Cheval place in Oakland, I find myself coming here to Petit Cheval alot during my time at UC Berkeley. I guess I'm just a thrifty student, and this place is right across from campus. The 3 entrees combo for $5.50 is a bargain, and you have a place to sit and  water to drink. A sandwich at Cheese and Stuff cost 5 bucks already. The food is oily, and I suspect a lot are left over from the previous day. But it's still better than dorm food or the stuff they sell in on-campus cafe's.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gN-2OqBWr9gwYI5ZIyooEg", "date": "2008-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3xVOqgC-d3CqauUBSAZiSA", "text": "This rating reflects the service I received Once during their lunch hours and once during dinner.  During lunch I went with my friend and ordered something from their cafeteria-style menu... When I got up to order the Caucasian waiter asked me what I got and when I told him he just kept saying \"what??\" like he couldn't understand me...  Then he must rung me up anyways.  At dinner another time the same guy waited on us and was particularly rude.  When I ordered my item he just stood there waiting for something else. Finally after what seemed like forever he said \"and?\" I just stated at him confused. He just walked away after that.  Not sure what's his problem but he is a dick.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "J-aspOtoDqnqfG5xJe541A", "date": "2012-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gLpONXHUoJuKHbGRQIxqpQ", "text": "I hate the real Le  Petit Cheval in Oakland, it's busy, overpriced, and crummy.  The Le Petit Cheval serves average tasting food but it's super cheap!  I recommend the lunch special: big scoop of rice and you select three items (big portions) from the steam table for only $5.50!  It's fast, filling (though probably not healthy), and budget friendly.  The chicken curry was too sweet for my taste, I guess I had the wrong expectations.  The eggplant tofu and long-life noodles are delicious though! \n\nThe atmosphere is awesome too.  While the indoor seating and benches are fine, siting outside is fun because you're up on the second story so you feel very fancy.  The service is sometimes friendly but never rude or brusque.  The pho here is terrible though.\n\nOverall, I think this is a wonderful place for broke, hungry students looking for a quick fix.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VkNiLKhQP3GvDSMsCx0h5g", "date": "2008-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l8s9IqbDseZK8wtpHVM0ww", "text": "A nice inexpensive and fairly good steam table Vietnamese joint.  I really love the green beans -- mixed with a bit of garlic, they have wonderful flavor, a good heft, and just the right amount of snap to them.  I always get them as one of my items.  If you want to order from the menu, try the claypot rice.  Although they're a bit inconsistent with it, when it comes out right it has this wonderful layer of encrusted crispy rice on the inside of the pot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "najzR5Md68ORq8mnQjKRXg", "text": "I'm a sucker for a cheap, delicious lunch so I absolutely LOVE the lunch buffet here. Two entrees + rice is $5.75, three entrees + rice = $6.75. I usually get the garlic green beans and lemon grass tofu. YUMMY!!! Also would recommend the curry chicken, lemon grass chicken, and singapore noodles. Pretty much everything I've eaten here is very tasty. The portions are generous (which also scored brownie points with me). Water containers with cucumber or lemon are available. You are encouraged to bus your own tables. \n\nIt's one of those cash only places ($10 minimum for credit cards). I like that there are several TVs mounted on the walls with sports or news channels going. Usually busy at lunchtime but the line at the buffet goes quickly and there is ample seating (indoor and outside).\n\nA great choice for lunch if you are around the UC Berkeley campus!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "89dX_yDmaRKVz_xrRIvNzA", "date": "2012-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "f8ECyJts1yPVnS2LalIc-Q", "text": "Thursday, 8:15PM.\n\nBerkeley has a nettlesome noodle problem - too many factitious venues claiming they serve that delicious unleavened dough. \n\nSome college buddies introduced me to Le Petit Cheval and was shocked I never ate here before. And for good reason: the front mien invokes \"pretentious restaurant\" (an abomination for students on tight budgets). Not at all!\n\nNotables:\n+Nice, funny staff\n+Clean establishment\n+Sweet patio area\n+Big screens mounted on the walls showing relevant sports (at the time, it was MARCH MADNESS, oh yeah!)\n\nGrubbed on:\n1. Pho with chicken\n     +Huge bowl of soup n' goodies\n\nAnd then...?\nThe copacetic pho won't bring Berkeley's noodle fans out of ennui or anything...but sometimes the a warm bowl of soup is necessary for a cold evening in the east bay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OSec3_JFbmCAMHdVo84HGg", "text": "Mediocre Vietnamese food that is more fast-food than real food. If you're looking for something quick and cheap with lots of seating, this is a good place. I can think of almost no other reason to go though--even the Vietnamese sandwiches aren't memorable.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "UxY-yup1Pe8j-9HbSoq1sA", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pDcTktGK1P_mK0LEkRfxHw", "text": "No resemblance to Le Cheval in Oakland.  \nThere's not a lot of Vietnamese food here.  There's some Chinese, vaguely Korean, and Singaporean food. There's kung pao chicken, broccoli beef,  honey bbq chicken - in steamer trays - much like Panda Express. \nThe two vaguely Vietnamese dishes were the chicken and the tofu with lemon grass. They both use the same sauce (asked them, I was stunned, at least make an effort!). Tried both dishes and could hardly taste the lemon grass.\nI went to Cal, and this is good food for the university area.  Unless you are stuck on south side of campus however, do not eat here.  Save your money and go to Le Cheval in Oakland.  No kung pao chicken on that menu, just delicious and fresh Vietnamese food.\nI gave an extra star because they serve beer.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XZ86jth9MT0jonnYvW7rCQ", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kZrgjG798yr9sezL3qU1lA", "text": "Le Cheval in Oakland--good.  Le Petite Cheval--not so good and oily", "stars": 1, "user_id": "BxWn1sVNOquyu19lHLCGZg", "date": "2008-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 11, "useful": 11, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "FDGXg47ymz4z4frQecFxBA", "text": "Maybe I'm just adjusting to campus food, or maybe I've just realized that their $3.50 banh mi is by far the best, healthiest, and tastiest meal around!  Chicken or beef, that's all you can choose from, but the cucumber & carrot are fresh and crisp, the bread is big and crunchy, and the jalapenos are a little to the side so that if you're a wimp you can remove them....but why would you.\n\nAlso, I''ve discovered that if I don't wait til 2pm, their buffet choices are much fresher!  They're actually quite good, tasty, and filling, with all my favorite southeast Asian flavors, and there are vegetarian and meat-based choices to satisfy all comers.  How do you say nomnomosity in Vietnamese?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JsbKIJsnrgQTMfYn03sLNA", "date": "2009-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hF1eNTIQkxLA2xros23_nA", "text": "Good noodle soup with fresh ingredients. You have to ask for hoison sauce though, but feel free to add all the sriracha you want! Don't stress, they have a buffet laid out for you to choose your favorite Vietnamese dishes in between your classes. Service is pretty quick and the rest is self-service. The bathrooms are in the YWCA, which was kind of weird: the girl's bathroom had a sitting room inside the bathroom. Who sits in the bathroom when they are not peeing? Well, food good. Sun shining through the windows, good. Patio breeze. Good. -Matt", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5hZ3j9HWf5cGFvzW2RnxUw", "date": "2006-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-OpFLPfhVLQzbJSt9_YRlg", "text": "Such a cute lunch destination for both students and campus staff. Good prices, good food, and I love to sit there and eat because it's so warm and friendly in there! \n\nHowever, their wheelchair-accessible way of entering Le Petit Cheval is kind of a pain, because you have to go around to the other side (YMCA), ring a bell, go in and around, go thru the YMCA, and then follow your nose to the door that leads to Le Cheval. But we do it anyway, because the lunch experience is good by Berkeley standards.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P4tSZPeEeDgVWaJH5hwwAA", "date": "2006-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "spqxBLSK5wIdxceYXzaF5w", "text": "I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't more expensive than it was. I went for dinner, which seems the rarity of the reviewers.\n\nIt was SO slow, which I LOVED. Granted, it was a Wednesday evening, but still... we were the only table there for 45 minutes then there was one other two-some, so it was nice and chill.\n\nCha gio were hot and fresh, but weren't served with the usual accoutrements, which threw me off; thought that was pretty standard. The mi xao was damned near perfect, very excited about that.\n\nGotta try it for lunch sometime to see what the cheaper menu is like. Overall a very positive experience. Not taking credit cards was a real bumer, 15 minute walk to the ATM and back. That cost them a star.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7AMMDy4SGTQ9qHKvuxJKdg", "text": "I feel badly for speaking the truth on the dinner that I shared with 4 other friends a while back----\n\nHonestly, the food was a 2.5---slipped a few rungs down that ladder since the days that I frequented regularly. However, the kind owner and service was really impeccable, not having been bothered at all with some specific requests with our entrees ordered.\n\nTo be succinct, nothing truly stood out in flavor or presentation; however, the portions were stinkin' large! Prices were reasonable, and this was another plus (esp. for the graduate students among us)\n\nIt certainly ain't no Le Cheval from the Clay days in Oaktown, but one's sure to be walking out filled, and if anything, I call the food prepared here a slippery mix of inauthentic, but edible \"Vietnamese\" food.\n\nAnd that's honestly my 2 ct's worth---", "stars": 3, "user_id": "g3HFkZgloxLQCvoJ5Zs5gg", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AMTt_QAQkWL0uiA_cM1lwQ", "text": "Le Petit Cheval is a great place to go on a sunny day because you can sit on the porch with some friends and have a relaxing lunch.  I've never had any of their pre-made food that they have in the front counter, but I've heard it is quite a good deal.  I did get some for a friend and he liked it until we realized he consumed peanuts when he was deathly allergic to them.  \n\nI usually get the grilled pork bun, which is with rice vermicelli noodles, lots of veggies(lettuce, mint, bean sprouts, carrots, cilantro, cucumber) and two skewers of grilled pork,  You can even get an eggroll alongside this.  Many of the Vietnamese places I go to, especially in Sacramento, like to overcook their pork so it has a slightly burnt edge.  I don't really like this and that is why I love Le Petit Cheval; the pork is always tender and juicy and tastes amazing with the noodles and vegetables.  The food is always served very quickly and the guy that brings the food is always friendly.  You are asked to clean up after yourself but this isn't a big deal in Berkeley.  The only downside is that  you need cash =( but this is very close to campus and thus, to ATM machines.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BAfEs7VUVIuKyrWISldL-Q", "text": "Le Cheval always delivers.  Unfortunately the last time I ate there, it also delivered a healthy dose of food poisoning.  I've eaten here for about once a week for 2 years now, so I'm not truly bitter about it.  I actually debated mentioning the food poisoning at all, as I feel that I'm negating my ovvn review.\n\n4 stars for the food -- once I find something I like at a restaurant, I never really branch out.  Completely my fault.  I always get the rice vermicelli bowl with imperial rolls (deep fried spring rolls with chicken inside), the chicken pho is pretty good, and they also have a nice beef sandwich.\n\nThey have a lunch buffet which is pretty inexpensive -- $5.50, I think? -- which people seem to go wild for.  It never really looks that good.  However, they do call-ahead orders -- once you know the menu, you can call ahead and your food will be ready in five minutes.  *Cash only.*", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xx0TsmR3Qyb3YckSyElS_g", "date": "2007-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d_ILcUPY5foO5EHn2aPEGg", "text": "I have mixed feelings about this place.\n\nFor one, it definitely has the most pleasant seating out of any budget restaurant in the immediate southside. \n\nSecond, the food here can be excellent. It definitely doesn't carry that greasy, unrefined taste of asian ghetto, and there is an extensive menu selection. \n\nHowever, about half the time I was here, the food was extremely oversalted, so overpowering to the point of discouraging me from coming back. If you decide to come here, which I totally encourage, it may be worthwhile to play it safe and ask for \"less salt\". The guy who (I think) runs this place is very friendly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LoaVWjJrqHVhohmafeNtAg", "date": "2008-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iH9wO5fWkIe8lH31fWfHkg", "text": "So, in the past week I've gone to this place TWICE!  Why you ask, well 1st of all, they have a great Lunch Deal, for 2 dishes it's like $6 and for 3 it's less than $8, and they give you HELLA FOOD! and it's pretty damn good food too.  Ohh the only thing I wasn't a fan of when I tried is was their Tofu stuffed w/ Chicken, i was just not feeling it that day! But their lemon grass chicken is delightful.. AND so for the second time i went there, it was for dinner, well early dinner, I had coffee for breakfast, skipped lunch and was studying ALL DAY and so clearly i was FAMISHED!  I hit up the Le Petit Cheval, and got to order from their menu (sorry no specials for dinner) and i Ordered their Orange Chicken (dont' worry it's not the kind that's battered and fried, although I wouldnt' have mind that, I'm tryin' to eat healthy now that I dont' have time to work out) anyway, i digress.  SO, My roommate joined me and he ordered their Singaporean noodles.. YUMMY. Plussses, good food, great wonderful service, the lady was soo cute and so attentive and she kept adding more WATER every time i drank from my cup, sooo good!  (i'm a big water guy = great water service = 4 stars) the only draw back... hmm nothing really. =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0DGfrCjdAh0DwpabRzXDUg", "date": "2008-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ju8Ws9P00-Kf8Ob1kFX4Kw", "text": "Whenever I go for lunch, I always order the garlic eggplant and garlic string beans over rice. The food is on the greasy side and they are skimpy on the scoop of rice but the taste is super. For $5.75, the price is pretty reasonable for fast food around the area but definitely does not beat Chinese Express. \n\nMy friend had the pho here and she was absolutely disgusted at the quality. I would shy away from the pho here and stick with the a la carte steam table during lunch hours.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2012-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KlDp0JlTEJNC_Ie5UhImOQ", "text": "I only order one thing here and that's the egg noodle won ton soup.  It comes with a side of bean sprouts and fresh jalapeno peppers, and I always ask for a side of hoisin sauce. The guy behind the register is friendly and I like his sarcastic humor.  The server who actually brings out the food always provides service with a smile.  I don't think I've ever seen him not smile when serving the food to the customers.  It can get busy here during lunch so I recommend getting there about 15 minutes before noon to avoid the line and the crowd, as well as to ensure preferred seating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Clt9F5jcv5VGGsfNLbgdIg", "date": "2008-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mnT6Fyd4htNNtaz_6yJ5PA", "text": "Longtime fan of this place. The cubed beef steak with green beans is panty-dropping delicious. Also love the lemongrass tofu, the beef pho, the Singaporean noodles, the claypot rice, the curries...\n\nPrices are reasonable for lunch, but go up a bit for dinner. It's okay if you want a nicer dinner with friends but nothing too fancy. Plenty of seating, and the waiter is kickass awesome. He's funny, prompt, and polite.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "c0nkVFgANfm75Jb_nACnZQ", "date": "2009-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WoI7uer8JxxvjNT0PX1scA", "text": "Am I stuffed? Yes.\nWas the food delicious? Yes.\nDo I have leftovers? Yes. \nDid I love the service? Yes.\nDid I love the price? Yes. \nWas it close to campus? Yes.\nWas the \"To Go\" option easy? Yes. \n\n   Their vegetarian food is delicious. I can't say enough how much I like this place. I normally come for their lunch specials and get that to go. They have curry and noodles and rice, and all of it is so cheap and delicious (service ends for lunch at 3 pm, I think). Today, I got their veggie pho at 6 pm to go. The person who helped me, Bill, was amazing. He was so sweet and patient with me. I was tired and out of it, and he was really patient. Apparently they make their veggie broth in house on mondays and tuesdays (it runs out towards the end of the week I guess.) My meal came out to $7.06, and I have $1 tip. He also gave me some hoisen sauce per my request. \n   When I got the food (took about 10 minutes), it weighted a lot! The noodles and veggies (broccoli, mushroom, zucchini, tofu) were in one container, and the broth in another. There was also a bag with sprouts and all that other jazz. I have eaten half of the noodles/veggie and broth and that was 2 servings worth! This will keep me full for at least 2 more servings. I am impressed by the service and food. Thanks Bill :) \n\nBTW, the packaging was really great except for one thing. I really liked how the broth was easy to pour, and the container for the hoisen sauce let me dip my spoon into it. I wish the noodles were in a different container than the veggies, I felt like I ruined the shape of my noodles (cutting them in half) to get to the veggies. I understand this might be a hassel to do, but even like the noodles on top, veggies on bottom would be good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8b1Vjl7CkaSzNkFbGOGfiQ", "text": "Came here with four other guys around 7pm. There were a few people in the building which should have been a sign from God. Anyway, the server/manager (?) was a dick. He seemed put off that we even came in. He probably puts up with snot nosed Berkeley students, most of whom have their head so far up their own ass that they know little about common courtesy and manners... But I digress. He was rather crass and eccentric. Which is fine, but restaurant protocol was kind of thrown off the balcony during this visit. Now, I'm not saying you should kiss ass if you work at a restaurant but you should if you want to be tipped well. Maybe it was his off day, maybe he just doesn't give a shit. Maybe he thought I was a smart ass, maybe I am. But the point is, all of this made the experience very awkward and strange. All of this and I haven't even gotten to the menu. I thought it was rather expensive for the quality of food received. I had the beef with seasonal veggies. It was okay, but nothing that I couldn't make with my limited cooking skills. Maybe lunch time is the better option, but I don't think I'll be coming back here any time soon.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mPE3lC9aMY2Nod5LKJsvYA", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Hv9zG25OYfkzXiIPN7mOCg", "text": "While I like both Le Cheval locations, Le Petite Cheval has a beautiful outdoor seating area and somewhat better service.  My stomach is growling just thinking about their eggplant with tofu.  The rolls, both spring and egg, are also quite good.\n\nI've come here with time pressure before a show at Zellerbach a few times, and they've always been very accommodating.  Probably helps that their rush is at lunch, not dinner, but still, they do a good job of speeding up if you need them to.  Just make sure you have cash on hand if you're in a rush, because the closest ATM is a bit of a walk away.\n\nSit outside, order the eggplant, and try not to scarf it all down in three seconds unless you have to, because it's absolutely delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h1JEjco-E5uJyoK32nKH8w", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kffsWvdV1NiY2ziDeOho5g", "text": "Mhmmm sooooo good! I tried several other dishes lately on their cafeteria/mall style food.\n\nDishes Tried Recently:\nLemongrass Chicken\nBeef Stew\nBeef in Black Bean Sauce\n\nLemongrass Chicken:\nVery standard taste. Good quality lemongrass chicken.\n\nBeef Stew:\nVery tasty! Lots of different spices, lots of tender beef. Wonderfully put together in this entr\u00e9e.\n\nBeef in Black Bean Sauce:\nThere could have been a little bit more beef. The taste was standard and quite satisfying. If you enjoy black bean sauce, you won't be disappointed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "laheI2c4K5s5Mz8h_eb-UQ", "text": "this was one of those really good cheap fixes in Berkeley that I loved.  buffet style dishes that wont disappoint and will hit the spot.  generous portions, wide selection of food...whats not to love?  don't come here expecting a nice, sit down experience. think of it as panda express style food....you order at the food bar, pay, sit down, grub.  i'd take le petit over panda any day though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2006-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vNqW3vYGZTSZu_XeOiy_oA", "text": "the food is actually pretty good and cheap. \n\nBUT BECAUSE YOUR SERVICE SUCKED SO MUCH ASS TONIGHT THAT I LEFT, I'M BRINGING YOU DOWN, LE PETIT CHEVAL. \n\ni'm the anti-entitlted american, and so for me to call out a place for bad service means there was some baaaad service. baaaaad!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "gqZvcNfUYWFsZNiZXfS4fA", "date": "2007-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "E8PytDRrfQdoeeDJ1i6HqQ", "text": "Eh! I only come here because it's the closest lunch place to the building I live in all day. And it's a great lunch place for those who just want to get something to fill up on. This place is quick and dirty. It's not gourmet and it's not spectacular food, but it's good enough. You get what you pay for. In fact, this place resembles more of a cafeteria than a restaurant. Their pho is really bland as as their sandwiches, but their stir fry dishes are pretty flavorful, if salty counts also. I am really curious about their vermicelli bowls with egg rolls, so that is probably what I'd get there next, and I know I'll be returning for sure. The location is just too damn convenient.\n\nBTW, CASH ONLY", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3tvUX_Eqnx5kXYh3i6Ye0g", "text": "After being a UC student for a few years, you not only get sick of the dorm food but you kinda get sick of the Asian ghetto restaurants. The Asian American food there just kinda sickens me after a while. However on the occasions that I ever do want to eat out, my mind always wanders to Le Petit Cheval. Let's go down the list of reasons why mmk?\n\n(1) Location: It's next to the YWCA and has tables. Therefore you aren't scrambling for seating during the busy hours of lunch and dinner. For some strange reason, the place is never too crowded probably because its location is somewhat secluded.\n\n(2) Food: The food at Le Cheval is better than and just about as cheap as most of the food at the Asian Ghetto. I especially love their pho and their lunch hour specials are pretty killer. The food is not nearly as greasy as some place like Mandarin House.\n\nMorale of the story: Go to Le Petit Cheval. Tis awesome.  Good food and chill place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NfFkIbwoH9GMLBYg_YeKmA", "date": "2008-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CNAEnUh2S-bFaIolNmS4YA", "text": "This is one of the few places around UC campus where you can go with a big group to eat. It has so many empty seats, and is pretty fancy!\n\nThe food isn't that great though in my opinion. I ordered pho because it was rainy and cold, but I didn't like it very much. The noodles were too stiff, and there wasn't a lot of beef/cube tenderloin in it. \n\nMaybe this place is only good for lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J4Kq0fHKRzv_BbLVxpiBvA", "text": "Came here yesterday for lunch and apparently, in addition to ordering entree dishes, they also have the \"buffet\" option where you can pick 2-3 items. \n\nOverall, I think the food is pretty good. The beef in the beef stew were a little dry, but the taste overall is pretty good. They give a lot and it only costs around $6-7 for the buffett option. Definitely recommend trying it.\n\nThe restaurant also has indoor/outdoor seating and lots of space. Def good for large group eating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L51F19fvGt2eY_qxonl3rw", "text": "Le Petit Cheval was my home away from home for the 3 years that I worked at the university.  Linda and I shared many good times at this place.  In addition to being a decent Vietnamese restaurant it was also conveniently located at the top of campus near my office.  I also really like the family that run this place.  I miss seeing them regularly and miss the good food and good conversation shared with my pal Linda.  \n\nThey have ample seating inside and a cute little patio in front as well as in the back.  On a busy day it can get pretty hectic, especially when the servers can't find where you're sitting (order at the counter get a number sort of system.)   \n\nOn most days I would avoid the prepared food - it's not horrible, but it's not great.  It is however quick and the green beans and chicken or tofu dishes are acceptable.\n\nHere's a list of what I highly recommend:\n- Bun Thit Nuong (vermicelli with bbq'd pork) - they do pig right!  Their bbq pork is plentiful and always flavorful and moist.  It's absolutely delicious with the vermicelli and crisp lettuce and veggies.\n- Banh Mi Thit Nuong (bbq'd pork sandwich) - good because they do pig right!\n- Pho Ga (chicken noodle soup) - always comforting on a cold day!\n- Bo Luc Lac (cubed beef aka shaken beef - though my dad used to translate it literally as beef over here, over there :) which I like best) - they serve it over a bed of watercress which is the way I used to eat it at home.  The hot beef together with the cold, bitter watercress and the lime dressing is a perfect combination.  \n- Goi Cuon (spring rolls) - the rice paper they use for their rolls is amazingly thin and perfect!  They're always made fresh with fresh ingredients so it's a perfect item to start with or have as a light meal.\n\nI'm sure there are other good eats, but it's been two years and these are the items that stand out.  Enjoy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K1jm0m9xrgvxhQbs-tzx_Q", "date": "2007-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "o4cq7VJMN996Ur_NHTf8dg", "text": "This place has been invisible to me for the five years I've lived in Berkeley.  I don't know why I never tried it; I used to walk past it several times a day.  Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it required me to go up a short set of stairs and through a courtyard to get into the restaurant.  It  looks nice enough, but either seemed like it was always closed or empty.  Empty restaurants near campus are almost assuredly filled with transmittable diseases or assassins or Celine Dion music.\n\nBut a week ago I gave this place a shot - try something new - and ate there again this week.  It has lots of window and sunshine, potted plants, open spaces, wifi, and a well-kept interior.\n\nAnd the food?  Cheap and really delicious!  I was put off by the idea of a Vietnamese buffet, but it turns out that LPC actually has a sit-down menu with waiter service and everything.  I got the Bird's Nest both times because it was SO EFFING GOOD.  Crispy noodles cradling a mish-mash of perfectly cooked veggies, tender beef, savory tofu, and zesty shrimpies.  I also got the chance to try the cubed beef and green beans (such a strong, tasty flavor) and orange beef, also very good.\n\nBoth times the bill was under $25 for two people and including two beers.  Not bad.  Very good, in fact.  The older gentleman who works there is very funny and will chastise your date if he serves himself first.  Haha, glorious!  Great quiet atmosphere, great food, great service.  FIVE STARS!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RLKY7TB0ZRNZPWZAUkISXA", "date": "2008-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H7hbZ9MpAfVGtzfbyorrmg", "text": "I think I may have had lunch here every single day in the Summer of 2004.  I was hella broke.  3 items for less than $5 is a gawd damn steal.  This place is more like a Vietnamese cafeteria than restaurant.  You wait in line and order your items, load up on a tray, pay and take a seat in a cafeteria type room.\n\nI always ordered the spicy beans and a tofu dish.  It became 2 meals easy -- lunch and dinner.  A little greasy but not crazy greasy.  I was always satisfied.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WbqMdZRi5FeBJHKvwtNhwg", "date": "2008-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "eo4WDeW_MoQZM0FMNovnnw", "text": "For some reason I expected a fancy Vietnamese-French fusion restaurant. Haha...that was totally not it. But Le Cheval has been in Berkeley for 24 years so it must be doing something right!\n\nGood things about it:\n- AMPLE seating, not cramped at all (I also found it amusing there are two tables that are permanently reserved for some special people who have their name on a plaque)\n- Large selection of either food-to-order or food-to-go; whether you're in a hurry or have some more time to spare, they've got you covered\n- Seems like the ready-made food cycle every now and then...my friend went yesterday and saw chow fun, but it wasn't there today\n- The beef stew is good, the string beans with garlic is pretty good\n- A huge variety of foods, definitely not limited to Vietnamese; there's Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Singaporean...\n- Generally friendly service!\n\nEh:\n- Lemongrass chicken has good sauce, but the chicken was quite on the dry side\n- Although there's a variety of dishes to choose from in the ready-made section, not many of them looked all that appealing. It kinda felt like Panda Express...but probably not as grease-tastic.\n\nOverall, I had a pretty good lunch for a reasonable price (2 items + rice for $5.75, no tax or tax included, cash only). I'd come here again to try some of the things on the to-order menu, but I don't think this will be one of my staples. Don't get me wrong though, it's not bad!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2009-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GQxqK4e9N8HkYTD-DqVoNA", "text": "There's nothing like the greasy garlicky goodness that is Le Petit Cheval's green beans. This place has many of the greatest hits of regular Le Cheval's menu but served up as I call it, trough style (classier people might call it  \"steam table\"). You can get three items and a drink for about $6. Lemongrass chicken is another winner.\n\nCaveats:\nThey're never open weekends.\nParking is difficult. I used to park across the street in an underground lot by Sweet Dreams and make sure I ate in under 30 minutes, so I'd only have to pay $1.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2006-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "mwo6CYT69U9ocMVpWFUXrA", "text": "Tip:\n\nLunch time special:\n$5.75 for 2 items\n$6.75 for 3 items\n\nExtra 75 cents to get brown rice instead of white rice.\n\n----------------------------------------\n\nI absolutely love the lunch time special at Le Petit Cheval. It's basically like a lunchbox type of serving where there is a buffet table of different types of side-dishes you can choose from. Both lunch time meals come with either white or brown rice and you can choose 2 or 3 extra items. Here are a couple of my favorites:\n\nCurry Chicken: This is my absolute favorite side dish it goes GREAT with white rice (I've never tried the brown rice) and the chicken is completely saut\u00e9ed in the curry which is amazing!\n\nGinger Chicken: This is a great chicken side-dish as well. The chicken is very nicely flavored.\n\nBeef Stew: This seems to be a big favorite among a lot of people. It is pretty full-flavored with carrots and large cubes of beef. I prefer the curry chicken, but it's also a good dish to pair the rice with.\n\nSaut\u00e9ed Vegetables: These vegetables are a great healthy choice among the side-dishes.  Yes they are saut\u00e9ed pretty well in a tasty sauce, but it still feels light and not too heavy.\n\nThere are MANY more side-dishes than just the few I've listed. I'd say that you get to choose among almost 20 or so options. The portion is definitely a good enough amount to get you full. For $6 or $7 that's a really good value for the amount of food you're getting.\n\nAside from the lunch special I've also tried the Banh Mi sandwiches which are great as well! I adore the BBQ pork so that's the one I always buy. The Vietnamese Iced Coffee is AWESOME! They only give you a small amount, but that small amount is STRONG. It's strong but tasty. I recommend giving it a try if you like strong coffee.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YOvUSINZUaUNv8Ka_RoG_Q", "text": "I don't really understand all of the good reviews for this place. I have been here many times, but always because someone else really wants to go. First of all the space is weird, it's not obvious how to find your way in, and it feels like a dorm cafeteria once you get inside. It's also not so \"petit\" - kind of huge in fact.\n\nThe food is slop. Decent slop, but there's no denying that it is slop. There are a number of these restaurants around campus - pay per scoop type of Asian places - and most of them are fine but unremarkable. Le Petit Cheval is no different in this regard. The confusing part is that almost nothing is definitively Vietnamese unless you order off the menu - the lunch buffet is kind of unidentifiable pan-Asian curry, stir fry, and fried bits.\n\nGo to Pho 84 in Oakland, or even Le Regal or Saigon Express in Berkeley (inferior to Pho 84, but actually serving real Vietnamese food), and see if you want to come back to Le Petit Cheval.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wjGIqZfte1aJ9MTKLevxnA", "date": "2007-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "W1xeo5CC3QAeiefgEvlyqQ", "text": "Alas, the newly opened cart where I got my Pho on, dropped it from the menu. However, I re-discovered Le Petit Cheval!\n\nMy lovely boss suggested we take a working lunch to get out of the office and go to Le Cheval. She got in the rice plate line and up front, I ordered up the Beef Pho.\n\nDelivered piping hot to our table in the patio, I tasted the simmered beef marrow broth. Yum. Added the pepper and Thai basil, dropped a few bean sprouts, and my Pho was back on. \n\nAgain, a happy meal!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "lWG0hyFKIgZISbZkEfMVsQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "hKSm6DwEC3gm6k641fyo9A", "text": "Quality food right across the street from campus.  Stop in if you have a block of time to kill in between classes!\n\nLe Petit Cheval has no resemblance to her older sibling, Le Cheval in Oakland.  This feels more like a lunch cafe, pick up your tray and move along the line kind of deal.\n\nPlenty of seats with friendly service to boot.\n\nGreen beans are the bomb!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tGgTIueZy1JNTzQD9rkZLQ", "date": "2009-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4RvQY1QqngyBlUeAV8UihA", "text": "Pretty new, with plenty of seats. I went a couple weeks ago but it was already packed, though, so I suspect by the time midterms and finals seasons come around it will be very crowded. Has a lot of selection, with sandwiches, salad, and bagels --nice for breakfast and lunch. Friendly service and fair tasting coffee, too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yiAGETZ5LDW2sT-B-XQ-Gg", "date": "2012-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_F5uV9Bh-K0U1P9Wipl4bg", "text": "One of the best cafe's near campus for studying! It's very spacious (I love that the tables aren't all packed together), has tons of seating and OUTLETS, and has great lighting! The wifi also works well, and the staff is very friendly. They also have a variety of bagels, salads, and sandwiches, and even beer!\n\nI only wish they stocked a larger variety of pastries, because I love picking up a pastry to eat while I study... (Though they do have a nice assortment of cookies)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o7BAT1QbMlkaUf4lxAHbGg", "text": "This place is not bad at all. The hammerhead: coffee with an.espresso on top. Gave me jitters.\n\nLots of space, lots of outlets, not well known yet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AckthJikDsJq_56DLd5_8g", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OsfgOV_ACCiQ6xP2VVnMrQ", "text": "Gaahh, just take my money already.\n\nI almost don't want to post this review so people don't discover Berkeley Floor! I love, love, love this cafe. It's spacious, there's always been a table available when I go, and more importantly, the wifi works well and there are outlets accessible everywhere! This has definitely become my go-to place for studying near campus.\n\nThey offer pots of tea that I always see people drinking, and their salads are huge and definitely worth it. Try the tuna salad! They have a great selection of drinks and food. They even have a TV showing the latest sports game, but it is located in a spot where not everyone will be bothered if they're studying.\n\nAll in all, a great place that I hope doesn't change any time soon! Love it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GYloik8l3P-6WRu4SpyANw", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VLYiQcJ_TXloeKTbcnKBhg", "text": "Living just around the corner and having to walk by it everyday to school, I have seen the place get built up and it is very impressive. \n\nI have to say that I agree with many of the other reviews in that the food and drinks are good and that the atmosphere is both great for work or for chatting with friends. \n\nThe only real grip I have with the place is the spotty service. I have gone ever since it opened and have gone frequently, about 2-4 times a week. I would say about half of the time, the service is good, and the other half is poor. They would forget my simple order of a pot of tea and I've had times were I was standing there waiting after just ordering, and then being asked what I wanted again. And at most of these times, it wasn't even busy. I've also had trouble with the register like not getting my receipt after asking for it and then them having to dig through a pile. I know that theses are minor infractions, but when they happen about half the time I'm there, they build up. I know the place is new and the people working there might be new too, but how a business begins is  very important to how many regulars they might get. Maybe more training for the workers or better way of re-organizing how people should be served?\n\nOther than that, this place is definitely one to look into.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RsFympAEaoVzgaMwIZh7rg", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9mgWR4li-SQNeIKM8RS6uw", "text": "This place is great. Solid wifi and a beautiful open space. I should  emphasize dthat the openness is really the key to making this place great. even when \"packed\" it's still possible to have a conversation and totally able to give you the sort of background lull of conversation without being able to hear any particular conversation which as someone who can be easily distracted is unbelievably important in a coffee shop.\n\n  Also, the art covering the walls is unconventional and wonderful to look at. I've rarely found a cafe that fulfills so many of my criteria for a perfect experience. This place is truly a find. I've been coming here for a little while already and plan to continue unless some of these things change.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M7ILm2IMIuX34xTGbaGpJg", "date": "2012-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NdHbCYEbXLazl7s-lE9ADA", "text": "Awesome new cafe that just opened up near the Berkeley campus! Even though it's a bit further down on Bancroft just a little past Haas Pavilion, it's definitely a good place to get some studying done away from the busyness of cafes much closer to Berkeley like Cafe Milano, Strada, and Cafe Med. \n\nHere are my reasons for why this place is awesome: free and relatively good wifi, tons of outlets, plenty of natural lighting, and a ridiculous amount of table space! The place also features a great selection of foods and beverages (of which I need to try still), but I'll definitely be planning on coming back very soon! They've also got a selection of draft beers, which is pretty unique from many of the cafes that are in the campus area. The sandwiches and salads range from $7-10 and the drinks are basically under $4 (not sure about the beers though).\n\nOnce again, I can't reiterate how spacious this place is. The big windows and numerous tables make this place perfect for independent studying and group meetings. I'll be back soon for sure! Hopefully the majority of students stay complacent and lazy with cafes closer to campus and the rest of us can take advantage of this awesome new place...!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_4ivf3hN0FnofSmGLjOT7w", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZzwJ0Q-2PVA3FCKdIgFRTg", "text": "Berkeley Floor definitely has an air of \"wow-this-place-has-just-been-opened\" which is apparent from the moment you step in.\n\nThe floors are hard rock, the tables are mismatched and not teeming with people the way other local cafes usually are. The back right corner of the store has yet to be filled with anything. There are some paintings and pictures hanging on the walls, but otherwise not much in the way of decorations. It's astonishingly barren and cold, in comparison to the warm cushy-ness I am used to expecting from a cafe. \n\nFOOD/COFFEE:\nI'm actually not a big fan of coffee so I ordered a chocolate chai latte (which wasn't even in their POS system yet -- again, the newness almost spills over into the steets) and a sesame bagel. Both were delicious. I know it's hard to get a bagel wrong, but really, the way they prepared mine (plenty of cream cheese, toasted just right, sliced down the middle and delivered to me on a plate) was above and beyond what I get at other local cafes. Also, although I'm sure that this isn't the first coffee shop any of the employees have worked in, no one has slipped into that easy comfortableness that comes along with working the same job for an extended period of time. \n\nGOOD INFORMATION TO KNOW:\n-Plenty of outlets\n-Free (and very reliable) Wifi with any purchase\n-Lots of chairs, lots of little tables\n-Non-distracting music playing in the background (maybe a tad bit too loud)\n-Really, what else do you need for a good study spot?\n\nOTHER THINGS I LEARNED:\n-This cafe is owned by the same people as Sacs on College\n-One of the guys working there is from Ireland (and is not bad as far as eye candy goes)\n\nSo, why 4 stars? I honestly believe that this place has a lot of potential, and that in a few months it can be transformed into the essential center-of-activity place that other similar businesses have become. The only potential problem? Location. Although on Bancroft and across the block from UC Berkeley campus, the Berkeley Floor Cafe is unfortunately further west than where students usually go to look for places like this. Its also next to the Tang Center (our health center) and the RSF (our gym). Not sure how that's going to play into this place's future.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g6ovPbRshRMjhT3iU06IyA", "date": "2012-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "V-m_t6GjXZ0u_13ueBxQAQ", "text": "OK, so like most other reviews have already said, this place is good for coffee, a sandwich, and some good study time. \n\nI have been going there fairly regularly now that school has started, finding a table is usually not that big of a problem, but sometimes patrons hog more tables than they need (seriously sorority girls, do you really need one table for your laptop, and one table for your coffee? NO.)\n\nThe sandwiches are good, I like the flavor and they are also good size, same with the coffee and tea, I just wish they would carry better tea than the teabags they use, but that is just me. \n\nInternet is good and fast, and there is plenty of natural light as well. Oh, and there is a cute boy working in the kitchen!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kmP-X4gizhxbf5njiYEohA", "date": "2012-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JkHOHKS-RsWjsipZNsy66Q", "text": "This new cafe on the south side of campus is a welcome addition to the Berkeley lunch scene. It is very spacious with plenty of tables (fairly spartan decor), has wi-fi, and a good selection of healthy food options. I was SO HAPPY that they offer lots of salads. Believe it or not, it's hard to find a good salad near campus!\n\nI've had the spinach salad with chicken ($9) and the egg bagel with cheese ($3.50). They also have a large assortment of  coffee drinks, sandwiches, and yummy cookies :)\n\nIt has a relaxed, chill environment with campus peeps who are studying, web surfing or discussing projects with friends/colleagues. Hopefully it will maintain a not-too-crowded feel to it. So far, never a line at the cash register!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "89dX_yDmaRKVz_xrRIvNzA", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 16, "funny": 14}, "review_id": "GK1oQV3RyTGOgzD1AQzi9g", "text": "My general rule of thumb has been to steer clear of any coffee shops within walking distance to UC Berkeley. I'm just too old to fight with kids over electrical outlets, ya know? So, when I spotted The Floor Cafe literally across the street from the UC Rec Center, full of empty tables, I thought...something must be wrong with this place. Where are all the kidlets with their textbooks and laptops and Bears paraphernalia?\n\nTurns out, just 3 reviews ago, I (or you!) could have FTR'd this place (that's First to Review, for the non-Yelp-geeks). That's how new it is. And THAT's why the churren haven't swarmed it yet. \n\nAnd thus, it's great! One of the most spacious cafes I've come across, with gazillions of no-frills tables (very studious feeling), free wireless, non-intrusive music in the background, your standard cafe fare - coffee, tea, sammies, soup, cookies, soda - plus a small selection of beer & wine, with happy hour from 3pm til close. \n\nI could do without the big screen TV with sports playing in the back of the cafe (sound off, thank gawd!) but it seems that every business in the UC area feels obligated to show some jock love. In the meantime, I'll be sticking to the front of the cafe, in the sports-averse nerd section, near the big sunny windows, with an oatmeal-golden raisin cookie. Oh yes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Y81J2Tdq5XAnkeYmCZ2ow", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5x_WUjidfNlh9o9y8wirNA", "text": "Have to give where credit is due. Sure there are some kinks that needs to be worked out, but the cafe is off to a good start. The space is spacious clean and it receives plenty of sunlight. The coffee is well price and at a dollar per refill it is definitely worth bring your school work here and power through it. Like previously stated, there are plenty of outlets and seating", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E8vVwh6I38-WvgpTDkyyvQ", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f8vIfveIHyBFIyhCu8DVJg", "text": "As a self-proclaimed coffee snob with the dream of eventually owning my own cafe, I've got to say that I can't believe this place doesn't have more customers yet. 5 stars, to help them get the patronage they deserve. \n\nSure, it just opened, but Berkeley students always seem excessively hesitant about venturing outside of their usual study haunts (Milano/Strada for students on south side, People's/Philz for those on north side). The location is great, and I am beseeching you to come give this cafe a try. I can't speak for the other drinks yet, but I ordered \"The Floor Coffee\" today (espresso with vanilla ice cream, caramel, crushed almonds, $3.50) and instantly felt a smile spread on my face. I was afraid it would be too sweet, but it was just right. The espresso had the nice, bold, well-rounded flavor that coffee fanatics crave while the almonds/ice cream served only to embellish it in the best way possible (and not drown it in a hodge podge of sugar). My boyfriend got some apple juice which totally blew the Minute Maid shit that most cafes serve out of the water and he refused to share with me after the first sip.\n\nAs for the cafe itself, it seems like a great place to get some work done. It's quite spacious, the music is conducive to productivity, there is solid WIFI, and there are outlets everywhere. It seems to attract a slightly older crowd (grad students/etc) which makes sense, since they also serve beer/have a happy hour which I'm really looking forward to utilizing to make working on my laptop less painful.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RxW-vfs9PuQ_u1q3AuUqqQ", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ft6S-PYGJtnlsWRQ219gMA", "text": "The coffee here is pretty good! I got an iced white mocha and my brother got an iced chocolate chai. The white mocha had the perfect amount of sweetness to it and with the sip that I had from my brother's drink, I thought the chocolate chai was pretty good.\n\nExtremely spacious coffee shop! Lots of seating available. Looks like it'd be a nice place to get some work done.\n\nI'm not too sure how this compares to other coffee shops in Berkeley because I'm new to the area, but I definitely will return for another cup of coffee.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YlP6h98eZQnJ8TjTTVguSw", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ba_jPTGdnVaNmYGumKYbfQ", "text": "This might be my most favorite campus-centric coffee shop to date! Unlike many other cramped, dingy places around, this cafe is airy and light-filled. The free wifi is easy to get onto, dependable, and there are plenty of outlets around. \n\nThe coffee is very strong too, and deliciously single-dripped. However, this also means you might have to wait more than a few minutes for your coffee.  The food is well-portioned for the price, but also tends to dribble out of the kitchen at its own pace. \n\nI kinda love that they have happy hour every day from 3pm-close, with all beers at $3 (Guinness at regular price is still only $5!). \n\nBecause sometimes, the only thing better than coffee to help get your work done is a modest pint.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M1wl9tWFaDbpfSxh5KmjaQ", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rJYT1Atuzm7neD65bebXhg", "text": "i don't even know what was there before BFC, but this place is HUGE. it offers a wide selection of coffees/drinks, bagels, sandwiches, salads, and some pastries. staff is chill, although maybe a little understaffed. it takes a bit to get your order when it's busy, but that'll probably improve with time. \n\nanyway, the three things i believe ALL cafes MUST have, aside from good food/coffee, are:\n1. free wifi\n2. lots of outlets\n3. lots of seating\nit took me 3 years to find a place in berkeley that has all of the above, and i'm super bummed this place opened my last year. this is the ultimate study spot, and if you're like me and you like to have a beer or two while you work, you'll be happy to know BFC has a selection of beer/wine with happy hour from 3pm to closing. \n\ni watched the construction of this cafe all summer and thought it'd be just another one of those places that pop up in berkeley and leave as quickly as they come. but wow, i'm almost glad the power went out in my apartment one day and forced me to come here to study. i really hope this place is here to stay. i hesitated making a review, because a (large) part of me wants to keep BFC a secret. but i'm writing this because i think it's an establishment that deserves recognition. and even though it'd be good for their business, i just hope it doesn't get swamped with students congregating for group projects, meetings, etc. regardless, i'm going to enjoy this hidden gem as long as i can.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ll7_ReyVWvpHHhpsettHHQ", "date": "2012-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aMs2Af9rkOyW8_Sf-725Pw", "text": "This is a review from the perspective of someone who needs a place to work all day.\n\nBerkeley Floor Cafe offers plenty of seating and plugs, clean bathrooms, very good quality wifi (I was able to stream HD video without pauses), strong iced coffee, a convenient location near the RSF, and is open from 8 am until 8 pm (soon to be midnight according to one of the staff).\n\nFrankly, all other Berkeley coffee shops pale in comparison. The lone exception might be Philz coffee, though they're much more expensive and I tend to avoid it because I have trouble coding while live music plays.\n\nHaven't tried anything but their iced coffee. \n\nThe only downside so far is their floors are dirty/dusty. Might just be related to the fact that they just opened. \n\nWill update this review as I try more of what they have.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xDlaVQ7IrD1w1BtbUE8ilg", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "w0igotZDjm11fo7txT0z7w", "text": "Tips:\n\nAccepts card no minimum.\n\n------------------------------------\n\nThis cafe is conveniently located right next to the Tang Center so I stopped by after a doctor's visit. I believe this is the only cafe in the UC Berkeley area with a liquor license so they have a happy hour with $3 beers. I forgot the time.\n\nThe new cafe is VERY large and spacious with a lot of tables. I can just imagine that this will be a good place to study during midterm/finals week.\n\nI got an iced white mocha here for $3.37 after tax and it tasted great! It's definitely got more of a coffee taste than a sweet taste which is good for those that don't like too sweet of a drink. I liked my drink! I definitely want to go back when I'm in the area and try something else on their menu. I might even give the food a try they have a very large menu to choose from.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rBmtHBiLLlzA89Gt6PPcLg", "text": "According to a few of my friends, this cafe just recently opened in Berkeley. For those that have been to College Ave, the Floor Cafe has a very Sacks-like vibe. Not only is it very roomy, but there's a ton of seating!\n\nI ordered a white mocha, which was rather bland in my opinion (what can I say, Starbucks has spoiled me). But my friend really loved the -----.\n\nRegardless of the taste, though, I think I'll definitely be back. Keeping my fingers crossed that the Floor Cafe stays undiscovered. This place is so close to campus that I'd love coming here to study for finals- as long as. I don't have to fight anybody for seats!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "MjHULXYJDc9XMM2r24oddg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "iqgx1mtQDjDfCGP_KGLEvw", "text": "Berkeley Floor Cafe isn't that accessible if one has a car. parking nearby is scarce and precious(pay the meter). BFC is ideal for people who live nearby. lots of floor space with dozens of minitables available.\n\nmenu: coffee, flavored teas, salads, sammies, draft beer/bottled beer, bagels (1.75), etc.\n\npour: drip poured coffee(2.18)\n-definitely organic, medium roast, italian?\n-well worth the $$, very smooth, robust, aromatic\n\ncoffee drips:\n-quick acknowledgment of patrons, smiling service\n-tv in a corner for the sports minded. \"jocks are people/patrons too\".", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0RfGXLofJH1jyhJFeZw0Vw", "text": "I was hoping it would be really good because I'm usually in that area around dinner time, but for the most part food just tasted alright.\n\nService/Decor: Looks pretty clean, there are a few tables inside to eat at, but you'll probably want to to-go your food and eat it elsewhere. They actually painted the ground outside the restaurant with white paint to give off that familiar Greek-tile vibe, so kudos for that effort. Service is slow, but staff seem pretty nice.\n\nFood: I got a chicken souvlaki and a pork soulvaki, as well as their Greek fries. My friend ordered one of their salads, I can't remember what it was called. The chicken and pork were alright. The chicken was a little dry but the pork was cooked nicely, and both had nice sears. The Greek fries were a total mess. The portions were pretty small and it was SO SALTY. Heck, I love salty food, but it was completely over the top. The fries were salty and the feta was salty, and I cringed after tasting them. My friend's salad was just one of those common iceberg lettuce mixes with the little tiny carrots and purple cabbage drizzled with dressing, oil, and feta. Not appetizing. \n\nPortions are small and quality is lacking for charging the prices they do.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4HjEch-ia8xbZzsSXAkKRA", "text": "The rotisserie chicken makes this restaurant and the entire surrounding block smell heavenly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GK1XwSNvkENudN9IvD4LzQ", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gG-Fi97h6tDPxUB9TSodTg", "text": "I love Souvlaki!!! The $4 quarter chicken meal is such a good deal, and the chicken is delicious. The greek yogurt is also incredible -- thick, creamy, and just sweet enough. Souvlaki was just featured on this UC Berkeley news show -- check it out and see the review for yourself!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vZfjVxSIMA", "stars": 4, "user_id": "p6S9DfLuysmuT2jTixv4YA", "date": "2012-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "meZptIR3-m_r5RbmqI9c-A", "text": "I got lunch here today and I was excited to eat at a greek place so close by and unfortunately I was disappointed. I got the sticks in a box with 2 pork and 2 chicken souvlaki. I was not impressed. There was like 10 fries and a sad looking salad. The amount of food is not worth the price or portion. The sauce and chicken souvlaki were good. The pork..not so much. One of my pork souvlaki was not thoroughly cooked. It was pretty obvious since the other one was much darker on the outside and on the inside it was pink. The quality of the meat could be improved as well. I was a little disappointed that this place wasn't a more authentic greek place. The only item they serve is basically souvlaki in different mediums (pita, box, sandwich).\nThe customer service wasn't great. It wasn't terrible service or anything, but then it wasn't very welcoming either. Overall, I think the place has potential, if they could improve the quality of their food. The place does look very nice though. It is very well decorated and designed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jlu9th7doKUo8hANjC4znA", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vrYxfYWRI0p3xzVkBB5ihA", "text": "greek style roasted chicken was ace! \nand the waitress was SO NICE. she was sooooo good at introducing food and actually engages you in conversation. it has great decor greek wise and I WILL SOOOOO COME AGAIN!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l93auk0-MKZ5xr-VB4BGDA", "date": "2012-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xVKgIxmuDp_VTPCK2dTOQA", "text": "Filling and satisfying meal. \n\nI ordered a half chicken combo and a meatball combo to go. The place has some cute decor looking like a traditional blue and white Greek balcony. Unfortunately, the tables and chairs are quite uncomfortable, so I was glad I ordered take-out. \n\nBoth of the dishes were quite substantial. They both included a salad and a ton of fries. There were honestly WAY too many fries compared to the main item and the salad,  so it would have been better in the ratios were more balanced (unless you really like fries).\n\nOverall, both were complete meals for pretty good value. I would recommend take-out over dining in as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2012-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XWhf580Oj-OVj-T65cO3AA", "text": "I had the roasted chicken there today. The chicken was amazingly good and had a hint of a lemony taste to it as well. It is very cheap for what they give you. My roasted chicken plate only costed me $6.99 and it included fries and a salad. It is definitely a good place if you are interested in trying some Greek/Mediterranean food. The only con about it is that the combo did not come with a drink which is what combo plates usually come with. Another thing is that the tables there are quite small. Its not so small that I me and my friends were crammed, but its very noticable. Aside from that the food there was pretty good. I know that roasted chicken isn't really greek culture, but there are cultural foods there on the menu. For example my friend had the souvlaki plate which I heard he enjoyed pretty well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Je0YMijCazpwjKLubM_mZg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yIE-rSyLhDNE6h04wvigwg", "text": "The menu was a little hard to understand, so after a little misunderstanding, I ended up with a free side of salad and fries! Which is +1 star. Otherwise, I think this place is just mediocre-average and while I do wish this 3rd restaurant in this venue the best, I am doubtful of how long it'll actually last. \n\nOrdered the Pita Souvlaki (4.50) because I thought this was the meal that came with salad and fries (but turns out that is the combo deal, which is 6.99). The Pita Souvlaki is actually just the sandwich with pita, large pieces of meat, some fries, and their sauce. I had to ask the person behind the counter for the salad+ fries which they gave to me on the house because I was obviously confused. \n\nThe sandwich itself was okay - it helps that I was really hungry. The meat was good, but kind of dry and chewy. The fries were just okay too - there were just about 2-3 of them in the pita (which was also semi-dry.) I think the best part of their food is THE SAUCE!! Even the owner came up to our table and was talking about how the sauce is special because it's a handmade sauce made by his son. \n\nI feel bad because of their nice service, but I don't know if I'd come back. I feel like though it isn't very expensive or anything, you can get more for 6.99 (if you want the meal) elsewhere, but not necessarily near Asian Ghetto which averages at ~8. I think this is definitely a place to try once though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GAoQg1eFz7i8GtIbYouJiw", "text": "Good food, but RUDE worker who served me.  You have to take your trey outside the restaurant to bus yourself but I couldn't see this at first, and when I took it up to the counter the guy stared me down for 5 seconds without saying anything then rudely took my trey and mumbled something under his breath.  I don't have tolerance for this so I won't be going back out of principal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FxtK4y9u023JKKKqM8HIDA", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i889HiYmqP6Y6Yd8lW7xrg", "text": "Got a chicken pita and greek fries! really hit the spot and for me the portions were pretty decent.\nsplit fries and greek yogurt with friend who got her own veggie pita as well.\nWhereas I usually crave more feta cheese with my meals, I actually liked the ratio and actually had more feta then needed for fries :D a good thing really, yogurt was also so tasty that i wondered if it was even healthy anymore, wish i had a little more honey or fruit to yogurt but glad i split cuz greek yogurt, fries, and two pitas was a lot of food for both of us. They also have a little corner near the front  that has greek tabloids and snacks, very cute though i don't know if they are available for purchase\n\nShort: Very satisfied with meal! looking forward to coming again", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zUqtjm24iEDeBXp9dt44Dw", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l2n0m_mwVhhuRchZHdBVZQ", "text": "Food here are pricey for the portions and quality of food. The meat was dry and, the portions were REALLY REALLY SMALL. I repeat, REALLY SMALL. My friends also mentioned that it was unusual for a Greek restaurant to not serve lamb. \n\nI won't be coming back again unless there are some changes.\n\nP.S. My Greek friend said, \"If anyone ever ask you about the food here tell them, 'it's ehhhh.'\"", "stars": 1, "user_id": "C3aWYjdI3xZIaFOuswnu6A", "date": "2012-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lSNqit7bBrdsFSMr_cIlPg", "text": "I'm really picky when it comes to Greek food having spent many of my summers in Greece and with family members that are most definitely the best cooks on the planet. So, I didn't have high hopes for this place when it opened on Durant amongst a lot of cheap, greasy and mostly good places around it. I was pleasantly surprised by how good the food was! I ordered the Veggie pita meal and my friend ordered the chicken souvlaki meal. Our meals were very good, and the fries are DELICIOUS--they taste like they do in Greece!\n\nLike many other reviews, I have to dock them for the small portion sizes. The second, (and third, and fourth...) time I went I ordered double of what we had ordered originally. Hopefully the owners read these reviews and adjust accordingly. There are a lot of other food options in the area and students are always looking for a good deal, but also know when they're being ripped off!\n\nOverall this is a great option for fast Greek food-- I only wish they were open at 2am when the bars close!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CKk4XQ80-lb8Ep_ntulvWg", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mE98YUNaIbdUG9pu3llJ1A", "text": "I don't have much experience in Greek food, but Souvlaki was so conveniently located that I thought I would give it a try.\n\nI came with a group of friends around dinner time, and the place wasn't crowded at all. In fact, post ordering, our food was ready incredibly quickly, and was pretty cheap considering. I wasn't partial to the main dish I ordered, but my friend ordered the Greek yogurt with honey and fresh fruit, and DAMN that stuff is good. I seriously would come back just for that (also the only reason this place got 3 stars).\n\nThe restaurant itself is rather small (think of a rectangular box, including the kitchen), and the seating is...unique. Souvlaki provides high, almost picnic-like tables with bar stools for seats. Obviously not the most comfortable, but practical in terms of space. \n\nAlso I was a bit shocked by how...\"stand-out-y\" (for lack of a better way to put it) the bright blue and white color scheme is. It is really, really pervasive, both inside and outside the place.\n\nTake note that like many restaurants in the area, Souvlaki does not have a bathroom.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "g6ovPbRshRMjhT3iU06IyA", "date": "2012-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oudSM21S8oSKm6x7wWwjAA", "text": "I got the stix box and as everyone else said, the portion size was pretty disappointing for $8. I got three chicken and one pork souvlaki which came out in skewers. It came with fries (literally 10 fries...) and a tiny portion of salad (if you can call it that). There were four quarter pieces of pita and tzatziki sauce as well. \n\nThe food itself was alright - not the best, as there are many other Greek places in Berkeley with better souvlaki. I liked their tzatziki sauce, though. \n\nService was also pretty slow, which I understand because they're new...but the cashier took about 5 minutes to ring me up. \n\nOverall I wish them the best of luck, but I'm not too sure on its longevity.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7fiRE5gWenxxgCUrlXs72Q", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UAc160gy6WpxQCsSchnmuQ", "text": "Best rotisserie chicken in Berkeley. Well priced and super tasty. Good plate with a good portion of Greek chicken, French fries, and salad. Cheap. Fresh. Delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EsOI4oXxvpeebFhSn-vsKA", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qI1hpollPnCC6aegZJOAyA", "text": "Kind of odd that the reviews below this are negative. I think that they came out when the restaurant first came out. \n\nI always get the 1/2 chicken deal that's 6.99 with fries and salad. They actually add a LOT OF fries now. 6.99 for a half chicken that is amazingly seasoned? I'd take that as a deal any day, and the sauce that it comes with is okay.\n\nI would give it 5 stars, but I tried their \"sausage\" stick, and it's literally a hot dog on a stick...nothing fancy. I've tried the souvlaki too, and its delicious, although slightly small. They give a LOT OF FRIES NOW GUYS. Seriously. They listened to the reviews. \n\nI really hope that this place survives, the locations is kind of cursed. I see the woman owner work hard everyday, and I mean it when I say you can tell how hard this little place is working. \n\nGO TRY IT! Esp the half chicken deal!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NKDLMp1rAvs-IWK_RmtxGA", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Dhdqb5sKvLJAbXLGlMiSPg", "text": "The food was okay. On the salty side, but okay.\n\nBut the service was really slow (despite their having about half a dozen people behind the counter), and the portion size was seriously laughable.\n\nThat being said, I wish them well. The place is darling (all whitewash with blue trim), and they're on a serial failed-business-venture location, so maybe they can be the ones to bring that spot to life?\n\n(Owners, if you're reading this: there were _maybe_ three fries in my sandwich. When it was handed to me, I seriously considered asking if there'd been a mistake since it weighed practically nothing.)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Y9W2GkEDy8WrRoBpM2Qxzw", "date": "2012-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "itPZjgYMqT9Zr3Q70EUdXA", "text": "4 strong stars for the Greek yogurt + fruit alone!!!! So good! I enjoyed the chicken skewers and Greek salad too. A healthy alternative :) \n\nTry the yogurt!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UPV__KR85g7ZsbXoV-acUA", "date": "2012-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NuFmpqA1Qq6bnZ9WYAYMgg", "text": "I would like to give this good-hearted little restaurant a stronger review than I have seen.  To be clear; I have only eaten there for lunch and I have stuck to the 1/2 roasted chicken.  However, I love a good roasted chicken, and I am quite picky, so I am willing to overlook some of the other down sides to the rest of the plate.  I agree--there could be more fries.  And I am just not all that crazy about the baby lettuce salad concept, as it is too easy for it  to go a little tired and limp.  But if you are in the mood for roast chicken, it is tasty and very moist and flavorful.  I hope the owners will review Yelp and continue to improve the restaurant.  I think they really care what they are doing, but they need to get a foothold in a location that has been historically tough.  I think this place is worth a try and they will let you have little tastes.  I am happy to have another choice in this area as I work in the area and have been getting very bored with the same old stuff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-sIJ-32JcAe63VVjCjLPyw", "date": "2012-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "omWAjoP89op6i8H8Hphlgg", "text": "I just came back from Greece and was craving Greek food. I saw that Souvlaki had just opened on Durant and decided to give it a shot. The decor is super cute; i almost felt like I was in Santorini again! They had clearly put a lot of effort into decorating the place. It looks 10x better than any of the restaurants around it.\n\nI ordered a pork souvlaki gyro with Greek fries and a salad. I had read reviews before ordering and saw that people thought the portions were small, but I thought the meal was the perfect size for me. It tasted authentic and I love how they put fries in the gyros. The meat was well-seasoned and tasted great with the tzaziki sauce. They also gave me lots of Greek fries on the side; I couldn't even finish them. Overall, I was pretty impressed with the place and would come back to try the Greek yogurt.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9GDrhVTE1JniOKB0LD8srg", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FFlSlMq3icsTmwWXhYECwQ", "text": "In response to the previous review, this is definitely NOT the best Greek food in Berkeley... since I can definitely think of at least 5 other (and better) Mediterranean restaurants off the top of my head. \n\nI convinced my friend to come in with me for dinner today since it had literally just opened three days ago and I always like to try something new. I'm not sure why anyone would want to open another Greek restaurant in this exact location since 1. its predecessor Fa-La-La did horribly and surely raised a red flag or two 2. D'Yar right across the street has some of the most satisfying Mediterranean food I've ever had. \n\nMy (male) friend and I wanted to get 1/2 of a roasted chicken, but they were all out (it was 7:45PM. C'mon now.) so we ended up getting 2 chicken pita wraps and a Stix Box. Portions were definitely NOTHING compared to what I can get for the same price across the street. The pita bread was a little smaller than the standard size, and there was hardly any meat inside. They put a couple of their regular french fries in the pita wrap, which was kind of nice but also made the wrap extremely dry - meaning there wasn't enough sauce. Speaking of sauce, they also cheap out with how much tzatziki sauce they give you with your food. The Stix Box, which has 2 chicken and 2 pork kabobs, came with a little plastic sauce container that was 1/5th filled. Our Stix Box came with 10-12 fries, some really bitter leaves drenched in dressing, a quartered pita bread, and the tzatziki sauce. I enjoyed the chicken, which I found very savory and juicy. The pork was juicy, too, but there wasn't too much flavour to it. If anything, the pita bread was the best part since it was really soft but still had a nice crunchy crust to it.\n\nEverything came to about $19, which is pretty pricey considering how little food we got (more so for the pita wrap, $8 for 4 skewers actually isn't bad at all) and how unsatisfied our meal left us. We had to go across the street to Lotus House afterwards to get another meal! And this is coming from a girl who is on a pretty strict 1000-calorie diet. \n\nSince the store is oddly shaped, there isn't much room for seating other than in the very front (near the windows). The place is really clean and the interior is really WHITE, but I'd be worried if it weren't since they're barely a week old. Staff was decently friendly, but I could tell they were very green because they were openly discussing if some of the other customers had \"paid for their Stix\". Overall, I wouldn't come back since it's expensive and like I mentioned before, there are plenty of other Greek options around.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IaX-Vv7ZMWr9ZrAG5uS98Q", "text": "Walked by - STARVING and saw big shiny new signs for Greek food. The smell drew me in and I was greeted by the very friendly manager. Ordered the \"stix box\" (2 pork and 2 chicken kebabs) over freshly grilled pita bread served with their tzatziki sauce and Greek fries. \n\nThey're still training their staff but it really looks like they have potential - could they be the ones to break the curse of this Durant nook area? Fresh rotisserie chickens rotating in the background, fresh meat being thrown onto the grill. It all looked GREAT.\n\nThe major disappointment was the portion size for the price: only got about a dozen french fries and the takeout box was depressingly underfilled. The meat was nicely flavored but the pork was pretty greasy. \n\nI'd be willing to come back again in a month or two when Souvlaki gets their menu and chefs a little better trained - still worth a try though!\n\n$5 minimum for credit card purchases!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2012-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "S9jY6vSZXu7SyhE2YpzxDA", "text": "Yes the portion sizes aren't spectacular but the meat is well seasoned and nicely grilled. The fries are ok, some were a bit cold and you also don't get a lot of fries. Overall I was satisfied. \n\nI'd probably still go to Dyar for something similar.\n\n------\n\n(UPDATE)\nHow is it that this restaurants has four 5 star reviews all on the same day by people who have just started using yelp this month and only have a review for this restaurant? This just seems shady, well it doesn't seem, it is. Why not worry about improving the restaurant instead of just making up fake reviews. Listen to what these reviews are saying and adapt to their needs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "mU17Eeit-6smjUsKBVUpFw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "CpU5LDpF5EFr7CUyjSYw7A", "text": "Souvlakl has the usual pitas, skewers, salads, fries, chicken. many entrees had the the 6.99 price point.\nonly the greek dog caught my interest\n\neats: greek dog(2.72)\n-came with dap of spring mix salad, fresh\n-lg dog(1/4 ib?) was juicy in warmed bun\n-condiments of mayo, red onions.\n-surprisingly satisfying and filling.\n3.5 stars, above average\n\ncrumbs:\n-open grill, food cooked to order (5 minutes).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0rIsougEn7MQyfiD-LyEwQ", "text": "Really?  Maybe I'm coming at the wrong time or getting the wrong things or ordering from the wrong people, but this place is pretty terrible.  The decor is that of a run-down apartment, the wait staff and kitchen take eons, and the food is less than impressive.  I mean, how do you mess up egg custard tarts?  Mine were lukewarm and not very sweet.\n\nThe BBQ pork buns are passable but that seems to be about it.   I deem this place a failure.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "RqDYp0kYx9g8f96lzSfj6Q", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2R79NGImQltRILDlggRXAw", "text": "Really a 3.5.   Be nice to the couple who own it--imagine having a young child (toddler) and running a business (with just the two of you) at  the same time...what stress.\n\nLunch specials: $5.50....yummy and fresh.  Have not tried the hot pots or dim sum....but I say, give the little mom and pop place a try.  \n\nOn a bad day, the wife may be absent and poor pop is doing everything!  When the wife is there...she may not be smiling all the time, but can you imagine all the worries that come with trying to run the business with just two people--on Telegraph~?!\n\nThey have a dinner deal:  $17 for 3 dishes....may try that sometime when I don't want to cook....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VnxINvPF76gbF-3Pgpj2PQ", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5MfOTgGyos8JEEo5lewoOw", "text": "Service was sloow.... Food was OK.\nWent here for dimsum lunch yesterday with friends... we were a group of 10. Food came so slooowly... we spent 1.5 hours here... probably a good first 45 minutes just waiting for the food. Not extraordinary, but, pretty decent. The place is pretty nice and clean and it was easy to find tables, at least yesterday (Thursday noon-ish).\nWe ordered A LOT of food and it came to about $90 for the 10 of us.\nNot so bad!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rc5PRQ3PuJuEyw-YQKuR-w", "date": "2009-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5yto4qCHP66KFEbZkBzBmw", "text": "Chang Luong Restaurant is a secluded Chinese Restaurant that I have always seen, but never tried out. I was craving some Dim Sun so I decided to give it a try. I ordered the crystal shrimp dumpling, Steamed Shrimp Rice Noodle Rolls, Deep Fried Shrimp Bean Curd Roll, Steamed Sweet Rice in Lotus Leaf, and Honey Walnut Prawns.\n\nCrystal shrimp dumpling is average. Steamed Shrimp Rice Noodle Rolls tasted plain since the soy sauce wasn't soaked long enough. The Deep Fried Shrimp Bean Curd Roll are the best tasting and give lots of shrimp. The Steamed Sweet Rice in Lotus Leaf was better than average and excellent for the price. The Honey Walnut Prawns I wouldn't recommend as they were too dry.\n\nTLDR; This place definitely deserves more traffic as its prices and taste are on par with asian ghetto and its Dim Sum is mostly average with a few exceptional dishes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6YStEZpcWff9bcg1iliOFA", "text": "I'm a current UC Berkeley undergrad, and I go to Chang Luong about once a month. I really like the Shanghai Spareribs and the Chang Luong Prawns. I have never gotten dim sum, so I can't really speak about that. Food wise, its pretty good!\n\nNegatives: Service is not very personable, it is really dark in there, and also very empty at times.\n\nOverall, a decent Chinese restaurant with above average food, but below average ambiance and environment. Adds up to a 3/5.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "40ZeOmp74_1gwojdbnf73g", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "761XNAVKtGC-YLq2BiZMPw", "text": "This place is the WORST.\n\nWent in to ask for their hours and the...I can't even think of an objective description for her, let's go with \"person\"...glares at me. Mutha'effin GLARES. For no reason. And curtly tells me they're open right now with the most condescending of tones and immediately turns her back to me and goes back to whatever she was doing before. Because it's obviously more important then tending to the only potential customer in the whole place.\n\nDo yourself, and me, a favor and never give this place your money or time.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Lw89xLLjRlyPN2RkMPK_w", "text": "As a student, I had been here many times, and I actually really liked their food. For a while, Chang Luong was my number one Chinese restaurant in Berkeley because of their food and because I lived in Southside. Their dishes were cheap and tasted more authentically Chinese than other restaurants such as Lotus House or Mandarin House. They didn't overly salt their dishes or add weird sauces, and it seemed like they did not add MSG. Sadly, the managers did a horrible job at marketing their restaurant and this place just felt... lonely. It seemed like the waitress and the cook are husband and wife and have a little baby. Although I really wish I could give them a good rating, I cannot give them a good rating because... when I walk out of this restaurant I just feel... sad. They never had this HubGrub delivery thing that the other reviews are mentioning, so they must have started the delivery service because they weren't getting enough people to seat in the restaurant. Their English is horrible and they don't interact well with the customers either. \n\nThe two managers must struggle a lot. I mean, they even bring their baby to the restaurant when they work. \n\nSo this restaurant has good, decent Chinese food. But, they don't get enough customers at all. Sometimes it makes me wonder how the hell they stayed in business for so long and if the quality of their food stays fresh. If they knew how to market themselves and interact with customers, they seriously might have become one of Berkeley's better Chinese restaurants. \n\nSo: 4 stars for food and 1 star for service...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4jPFBQaXtoUM0I2RV0wpUA", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9fVjS6lxMJZmLnmmxZfHHA", "text": "CRISPY DUCK - GOLDEN BEARS' GOOD LUCK OMEN\n\nMy cousin accuses me of becoming a food snob - which I have to go to some high end places to eat. But I do know a good service when I see one.\n\nDuring the last week before the ban of foie gras in California, which was the last week of June, I went to Berkeley after work. I wasn't looking for foie gras but was just hungry. Before I went to the Durant food court I noticed a nice regarding this restaurant. Since I have never been on the second floor to eat I decided to try something new.\n\nI was pretty impressed with the service. There was one guy who was the waiter and the cook. That's what you call being multitasked. I ordered a dish I never had before - a whole crispy duck. I've had roast duck and Peking duck many times, but I thought I would give the crispy duck a try. Initially I though it would be a dry, flat, butterfly duck - the ones you see at those Asian markets or eateries. When the crispy duck arrived on my table it was chopped into pieces like a fried chicken and also had that batter. Even the rest of the customers looked at my table to stare in awe of this crispy duck. To my surprise the crispy duck wasn't oily at all. It did not have that fatty content like a roast duck or Peking duck. It was moist and crispy like a fried chicken. Is it the best duck I ever had? No but it was better than any roast duck or Peking duck I've had in any Asian restaurant.\n\nMaybe this is an omen but for this year's football season the Oregon Ducks will play against the Golden Bears at newly renovated Memorial Stadium on November 10th. I'm hoping my review of the delectable crispy duck will give the Golden Bears good luck. If the Golden Bears beat the Ducks this year I will definitely rush the field and after that follow me to head to Chang Luong for some crispy duck to celebrate. If the Bears lose then I will delete my post.\n\nGO BEARS!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4hVHTZhy70Sw4gmQfk1pJg", "date": "2012-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aSREgXn6MYix9aHskOW43A", "text": "Chang Luong may not be the best or authentic Chinese/Hong Kong restaurant in the area (if that's what you're looking for, I'd get myself to San Francisco or Richmond Pacific East Mall); however what it lacks is made up by its convenient location, decent sit-in areas and cheap chinese food for hungry college students. Prices are great and portions are about right. But beware that you will leaving very thirsty because everything tastes like they contain MSG. They also offer pearl milk tea and have signs boasting that they have the best boba in town, but personally I'd rather go to Quickly's or Tea Fever for better drinks. Overall, it's not bad for a quick bite to eat with friends.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b2lJOpH0NTNIPoVjbUJ6-Q", "text": "My roommate is an international student from China and she was not only refused service but kicked out. She said the waitress seemed to be in a very bad mood and treated them like she was better than them and looking down on them saying something around the lines of \"even if you wanted to stay here you can't,\" referring to them not being U.S. citizens/ residents \n\nAtrocious service!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "x-wUAbdIWC5N-hnyzRuApg", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C7We0_Pa8H1MrZX5zH52zQ", "text": "At the recommendation of a friend, my husband and I tried this restaurant last Saturday night. The dim sum was okay, but later that night, I felt queasy, couldn't sleep, then realized that I had food poisoning. No vomiting or fever, but the rest of the nasty symptoms, plus a big headache. Took me four days to recuperate, and made me miss an important concert.\n\nMy husband was spared, and we think that one of the dim sum I ate must have had a bad shrimp or something. I usually have an iron stomach. Never again will we go to Chang Luong!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CWlu8fy7KTaSX9_YwScuFg", "date": "2012-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cZlEeOsQ1Q_TPFpKt0_jTQ", "text": "I have not even tasted the food yet, but the service was terrible. We called in for delivery. They said it would take 30 minutes. Over an hour later, I had to call to see if our food was coming. They said a few minutes. Finally the deliver gal arrives. I asked why it took and hour when they said 30 minutes. She says, \"Do you know how far it is to get here? We don't usually deliver to Albany.\" So why didn't you tell me that on the phone? Just say it's going to take an hour. She says, \"Well, it takes a long time, do you know how much gas costs? Next time it will take a long time.\" I said, there won't be a next time.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ZLWnc4yGqv1TOFxTvilbQA", "date": "2012-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D5ZrWndmyPo0NcbRG6NHOw", "text": "Food is pretty good here. I came here with a friend to try their water boiled beef. It's a Szechuan dish that looks like beef floating in a bowl of chili. Very tasty but try only if you can handle spiciness. See the picture I uploaded for details. Large portions and great taste. Be sure to order rice with it and maybe a lighter dish to even out the spicy taste. The rice was a bit cold and clunky. We ordered a sauteed spinach, a bit too salty for me but it's still good. I just needed to chug a lot of tea. I can say they have real chinese food. They serve dimsum til late. Not the best ones but fulfills my craving. \n\nService was ok. They don't have a lot of staff but the place is spacious. We came at the wrong time, they had two large parties and so ordering took long, food came out slow. The waitress was still nice and all. She came to check back on us when they were all caught up with the orders. Tables next to us were left unclean for a while because they were short on staff. Otherwise it was decent. \n\nI'm just so happy that I found a place close to campus with water boiled beef!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dJw5IsPvbsX3O43P7rLJEw", "text": "The worst place to get dim sum in Berkeley in my experience.  Maybe its just me as not being Chinese (as my experience at dim sum places is if you can't speak chinese, good luck) and vegetarian its a hard sell.\n\nMy friends and I ordered what appeared to be vegetarian dishes on the menu to only find out it had meat or shrimp in the dishes which wasn't really described in the actual name.\n\nThe only thing we were able to eat were sweet things and not very filling.  We left the place feeling very hungry.\n\nThe service was pretty bad too, although I have to admit that the hedgehog bun was pretty cute.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2009-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ek_Im6MlIia_GEbcV2v8yQ", "text": "Of all the places to eat around Telegraph and the campus, I'd say this place is decent.  \n\nWe had beef congee and Hong Kong style chow mein.  Both were a little to salty for my tastes.  But compared to other restaurant options there: burritos, pizza, ramen, thai etc., I say go to this restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YZxZopC-X-fSONb3Dq2DUA", "date": "2008-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EKtUVZfVAZwRXN8FETAWBA", "text": "I came here with my sister for an afternoon of dim sum. In terms of atmosphere, the place is a tad bit gloomy, but I guess the food makes up for that =). The service was pretty good-- we were seated quickly and the servers were friendly, and I believe the dim sum isn't steamed until you order it.\nThe two of us ordered 12 containers of dim sum and the total after tax was about $32, but we were really stuffed and we had enough leftovers for dinner. Dim sum here is quite expensive ( $1.95 for the smallest order), but I think it's worth paying for since I only get dim sum everytime I go back home to LA. =D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f_7kgvlghvNTPb6g39IuRg", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 4\n\nI came here a couple times about 1-2 years ago, and I didn't think it was that bad. We ordered from their regular menu, and tried out some of their specials as well. I have not tried their dimsum. Overall, I thought the food wasn't bad, and prices were pretty reasonable. Service could definitely be better though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FgbxE7jKTTpJzV6sz_VZQA", "text": "Agh! The only thing great about this place is that they serve a good selection of tasty dim sum all the time. But the negatives....\n\n1) The restaurant is not that clean. One time I was here, I saw a dead fly hidden along the wall.\n2) The service is ridiculously slow and grumpy.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F-vEpQA_70psUdXFASh35Q", "text": "This place sounds way better than it actually is. Their food tastes like they have used weeks old food and have revived it with the generous use of oil. Even worse, they took over 2 hours to deliver our food. Not to mention I specifically asked for no mushrooms in the comment box and the one thing they used generously, other than oil, were mushrooms. \n\nPlease don't waste your time. I promise you any other delivery is better.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "oz7h3Z_A473Xmc69b7h1bA", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GTFGMYRbL-3C1w4vIJupQQ", "text": "Arguably one of the best Chinese restaurants on the Southside.  The quality of the food is decent except that the water chestnuts taste 10 years old.  Also, the service is not very accommodating, with the hostess and waitstaff often in excessively sour moods with the English language barrier causing some tension.  However, I would recommend trying it as the service on any given day may be better than what I experienced.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2011-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H-H9QlaX80WXkHxt_umLcA", "text": "I like to get their dim sum for takeout. I am a die hard fan of their peach buns. No joke. I know it's just steam buns with bean filling but I get it everytime and they're really cute to look at. The steamed pork buns are my comfort food staple. I just like getting small portions of food (their dim sum) since I'm not a big eater and so a few orders fill me up pretty well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l2pWlE3s_GYCHaRXnsS5Ww", "text": "3.5\n\nOut of all the restaurants that serve Dim Sum in Berkeley, Chang Luong has the most variety.  It's almost never super busy when I come here (except on a weekday lunch), so service is fairly swift.  My gf and I were seated right away. As we were ordering, one of the cooks came out and viewed our list. 2 minutes later, he brought two of our orders: Sesame Balls and Fried Taro Balls (the best!). Soon after, the waitress reviewed our order. \n\nThe beef rice rolls lacked a little flavor, but it suffices.  The walnut prawns didn't have the best white sauce, but the walnuts were crispy.  Crystal shrimp dumplings were delicious and the spare ribs were tasty, but rather oily. All this, plus rice and tea, for $20. Not bad, not bad.\n\nAs for cleanliness...eh, it could be better. But it's college town Berkeley. On my way out, I saw the waitress scoop out water from a big red tub into drinking cups. So that's where my water came from. =(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lGDltRfDVosTCPw9tH6GIg", "text": "One sentence wraps it up: You get what cheap stuff you paid for. \n\nWorst Dim Sum I've ever had. The har gow and sui mai was totally from one of those pre-prepared frozen boxes you get from Ranch 99 or something. Nothing tasted fresh. In fact, most things came out luke warm which means they didn't even re-heat it all the way. If you have a weak stomach and a love for dim sum, STAY AWAY FROM THIS PLACE! It's always really isolated and creepy. There was no one else eating there except me and my friend. It was very uncomfortable having the owners/waiters constantly staring at you. \n\nBut it was super cheap. But I'd rather fork out an extra few bucks to get something much more worth my while.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_lyAaykXHjtY0bd-605xtA", "text": "This place has horrible service. The menu here says the minimum is $20 but when I called the woman told me it was $25. Fine. The delivery takes over an hour despite multiple attempts to confirm my address. Finally, the delivery girl comes and I go outside to look for her because she can't find my house and the person on the phone wrote down the incorrect house number DESPITE my multiple address confirmations. They also forgot my orders of rice. You need rice with Chinese food. Since I paid with a credit card, I was unable to NOT pay for the rice. However, instead of even pretending to be sorry, the delivery girl just stated rudely \"there isn't rice with this order\" and proceeded to give me a dollar for it.  First, two orders of rice is over a dollar, and second, it's not about the rice.  It's about the slow service, the failure to provide what was ordered, and then acting like it was MY fault that they were late and forgot part of my order.  When I called to talk to someone, the man, \"John\" hung up on me twice. The food was mediocre and every single person I dealt with along the way was incredibly rude.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "JmhzuC87dCbZiMez2bKKfw", "date": "2011-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "na4dYrDIeu40LkVr45-_cQ", "text": "My boyfriend and I love this place!  It's very cheap, and we've found that iy compares very well to dim sum in San Francisco.  There is a huge dim sum selection, as well as a substantial regular menu.  They also do hot pots, which look fantastic, but we've never been willing to deviate from the dim sum.  \n\nThe dim sum pieces are quite small, which I actually prefer. You get a good filling-to-dough ratio in every bite.  Also, you have room to try more dishes.  And each piece is so reasonably priced, that you can afford to, as well.  The food is definitely made ahead, and then either steamed or fried when you order it.  It comes to the table steaming hot and delicious.  \n\nThe one thing that is a little odd about this place, is that it's always pretty empty.  Often, we're the only ones in there.  The couple who runs the place are usually watching TV when they're not actually serving you food.  They are not overly attentive by any stretch of the imagination, but  it's pretty easy to get their attention if you need something.  \n\nIt's upstairs and kind of hidden, which is probably why it's not very crowded.  I noticed that some Yelpers found it \"creepy\" because it's so empty and the \"the waitress doesn't smile all that much.\"  I personally have always found the proprietors to be friendly enough.  And as far as the emptiness goes, I choose to see it as a little secret gem... a quiet oasis in the bustling telegraph neighborhood.  Although it does take some getting used to, it's ell worth it for the cheep, delicious dim sum served all day!\n\nOur usual order is \nPork Buns (usually 2 orders of 3 pieces each) \nCrystal Shrimp Dumplings\nOnion Cake\nSesame Buns\nMango Pudding\nOur order usually comes to right around $20, and we are always STUFFED after leaving this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Yly_eMwLSGkrXtHU-kzUEA", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NtntA-JWL0rQsNtd0YIYMw", "text": "The lady server always looks pissed. Is she really upset????\n\nOther than that , they serve mediocre Chinese food. The sauce sometimes is too oily and added way too much MSG...I haven't  tried their dim sum though....\n\nAnyway their food is better than Mandarin House's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "b46m-0uCf07pVOmbynolGw", "date": "2008-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p148yjp08LdtQuGP1XtoiQ", "text": "It was a pretty empty restaurant.  Waitress wasn't all that friendly but not atypical of chinese restaurants.  One positive was the xiao long bao (steamed dumplings) that I ordered.  If you order it, you should request some ginger on the side so that you can dip the dumplings into your ginger/soy sauce mix.  \nBut I also ordered the crystal shrimp dumpling but would not recommend that.  The outside was getting so stuck on the paper underneath that I lost a good chunk of my dumpling to the paper. =(\nSo the xiao long bao was my highlight but still not sure if it's enough to bring me back there.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3eJxKEdHpx1givAzR2Rxog", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pDN377p00B0ZEqBh_s344Q", "text": "I never really go here because Oakland's Chinatown is nearby to get your cheap Chinese food fix. I came here for a friend's birthday dinner yesterday and it was decent.\n\nOrdered: curried beef stew over white rice for $5.50. It was one of their house specials that included rice with the dish. Otherwise you have to pay $1.25 for extra rice, lame! Portions were big and it was surprisingly satisfying. \n\nService: It was pretty quick since we were the only party inside. When our tea was refilled, the waiter filled our cups for us, which was nice.\n\nAtmosphere: Lighting was a bit dark. This would be a good place for big groups because there are enough big tables and they don't mind too much if you're loud.\n\nWould I come here again on my own? Probably not. But if a friend wanted to eat here, I wouldn't mind accompanying him/her.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QRuBIPLAEawXL1yVsBcGvg", "text": "Seriously, how can this place even have average of 3 stars? By far the WORST dim sum I've had in my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. I ordered chives dumpling, shrimp dumpling, steamed shanghai dumplings, and chicken feet. All three dumplings were terrible; they were hard, and the fillings were so dry. HOW CAN YOU MESS UP SHRIMP DUMPLINGS?!? It's the most common thing dim sum dishes!! Chicken feet was the worst out of the bunch. Portions were tad small, but I only paid 12 bucks for all... and I didn't even get what I paid for.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "tRccBMJBjJW51YbUmy8F-w", "date": "2011-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RG0CM17K_02M4wcvHSdT4w", "text": "The prices are the best things about this place.  However, the age old aphorism of \"you get what you pay for\" holds true here, and chances are, you'll probably leave disappointed.  Very disappointed.\n\nI've been here many times, for the their 3 dishes for $16.50ish deal, and also for their dim sum.  The dishes that you can choose from aren't necessarily bad, they're just . . . meh (the 8 Precious Tofu in Clay Pot is the only memorable dish that I've had).  Their dim sum, on the other hand, is not good.  At all.  Probably the worst dim sum that I've ever had (I've had my share of bad dim sum in both America and Hong Kong).  They don't use very fresh ingredients, and they over steam their dim sum, resulting in soggy and just overall gross, hardly edible food.\n\nThere's really not much going for this place.  I wouldn't come here again, or recommend it to anyone.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fkLmKUTtu9LQ8bIDh1pVeQ", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RkJ21iVBFWYdIPpATM7hzg", "text": "Today is the first time I went there, for dim sum, but I don't see myself going there any more. Some of the food was okay, but some tasted like they'd been there for a long time. The service was TERRIBLE!!!! Some other people there and me ended up waiting outside the kitchen to get someone to serve us, and the waitress was throwing a really bad attitude. At the end I had to go find the waitress, waited for her while she ignoring me, and \"begged\" her to give the check so I could pay and leave. Worst restaurant experience ever!!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Yd6SlA4b08ChNw9UoF6J6w", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S4qfnXNtE1dg44Zoebo5Dg", "text": "Solid dim sum restaurant near campus. Well its also the only dim sum place near campus. The food is not too bad for the price and you get a boatload of it. Some how my fatass racked up $20 worth of food, definitely went a little wild with the ordering. Chinatown dim sum is better but this ain't shabby.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2007-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sQq4AxcHcsv3KPtptqLB0w", "text": "I agree with other reviewers that this place is  isolated and creepy. The service is not great, but not bad. The food is pretty good for the money. $20 for 3 dishes + rice", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1fR4ylrgbq1TQpg46vAjJg", "date": "2009-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U6RU39NXusyMnC3qBQEw7w", "text": "Food:\nPretty decent and at a good price. I really like their eggplant in brown sauce--the texture is perfect. Also a fan of their dim sum--closest dim sum around campus. \n\nService:\nTheir service is the reason why i gave 3 instead of 4 stars. This place is own by a Chinese couple--husband cooks & wife serves. The husband is bearable but the wife ALWAYS has something stuck up her a**....She never greets anyone, never smiles, never utters more than what is essential in placing orders, and overall just extremely unfriendly. When she was pregnant she seemed to become a little friendlier but that all went away after she gave birth. I know most Chinese restaurants are notorious for their horrible beyond horrible service but Chang Luong is by far the worst I've ever experienced. I try to limit my visits here but i have got to give them props for their easily accessible dim sum!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BEd8wyLqFZ3ar6EtAkzp2A", "date": "2010-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uLjgSIhsmp2jj8gSsYSQqA", "text": "I'm not an avid yelper, but this experienced compelled me to make a note on my phone for the specific purpose of writing this horrible review.   \n\nMy brother and I came into this restaurant at noon for dim sum because we decided to try a new place in the Asian ghetto.  When we walked in, it was dead empty and that should have been the first warning sign.  My brother wanted to leave, but I wanted to give this place a chance and help support local businesses.  We ended up waiting 5 minutes in the front before a little toddler walked up from the kitchen.  A lady shortly followed and didnt even acknowledge us.  She just motioned to us to sit at the nearest table and left for the kitchen.  Since no one gave us any service, I walked up to the counter and grabbed two menus to order.  When the lady came back, she told us we could only use one menu..... Seeing as how there were literally zero other customers, I don't know why this would be an issue.  (Also, it's just standard practice to give each customer a menu) \n\nWhen she came back 5 minutes later with tea, we placed our order: spareribs, egg tarts, chicken feet, and shrimp dumplings. She then informed me that they were out of spareribs.  I didn't see anything else on the menu that I particularly wanted so I just went ahead and ordered the other three items.  However, the lady started telling me (in an obviously annoyed and angry voice) that we had to order more than 3 items per meal.  I don't know where that requirement came from: it wasn't written on the menus, AND she never told us of this requirement before we ordered.  \n\nAt this point, I was getting kind of angry but seeing as how this was small family business (the little toddler in the background certainly brought out my sympathies), I decided to give her my business anyways.  I asked her if she could go ahead and cook our first items while we decide on more items to order.  Then she told my brother and I to leave if we didn't order another item.  (WTF?)  I was really offended and told her all I wanted was to give her my business and try her food.  She then proceeded to yell at my brother and I.  \n\nThat was the final straw, and I told her that we would be leaving as she commanded.  The the woman had the amazing brass to ask us to pay $2 for the tea which we didn't needless to say, we just walked out while she cussed us out in the background.  \n\nDisclaimer: I never actually tasted any of the food.  I never got the chance because the lady (who is possibly the owner?) drove us out even when I wanted to be a patron.  The food might be amazing for all I know but given this experience, I'll never go back and I think I'm doing a public service by telling you guys not to as well.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ITtIf_w2xQhc53acUNGarg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vlEjhFC4AkYTzK8RgU0blQ", "text": "This place serves dimsum at any time.  This is a definite plus if you get a craving.  At the same time, this restaurant is nothing special.  The restaurant is located upstairs, and is quite old and worn.  The service is good, but the place could definitely use some cleaning.  The food was nothing special as well; most of it was forgettable, and nothing stood out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wbegf3288-hyMcIbXfVpcQ", "text": "I had this place deliver last night through Grub Hub.  I have been here a year and tried about 8 different chinese delivery restaurants and they all have been mediocre at the best.\n\nChang Luong on the other hand was actually great!\n\nThey called to tell me they were out of crispy duck and threw in some extra pork to make up for it.  I got the beef fried rice, Mongolian Beef, Peking (I think) Spare Ribs, and pot stickers.  \n\nEverything was great.  The delivery guy was kind and it came in exactly an hour on a Friday night.  \n\nI FINALLY have a great chinese delivery place on stand-by.  Yay!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wyiJbtbGmIPOhKO3rHUDVA", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wZ3J8dJmD81R_J0AYmIa4A", "text": "Yes, the dim sum here is cheap, but it's not even that good. The one time I've been here, I was majorly creeped out. I went on a Saturday morning, and not only was it completely empty and had a musky/dusty odor, the plates and utensils were sticky or oily. I feel like they just need to clean the whole place inside-out. \n\nThe biggest thing was when I was halfway through my meal, I noticed a cardboard box maybe 10 feet away from me shaking. So I kept staring at it, and finally figured out that there was a cat (or some other animal) under it, with a pan over the box so it wouldn't get out. I love cats, but this was troubling considering the friend I was eating with was allergic to cats. \n\nThe only reason I'm giving this place 2 stars is because they had really good turnip cake, and I LOVE turnip cake. Everything else was average, and service was slow.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xDF3Zqes2Y62h1aOs-x2Qg", "text": "The dim sum is really oily and the fried food tastes way too fried. If something sounds vegetarian from the description, be sure to ask to make sure, because some things had little random bits of meat (I think for flavor). Also, some of the fried vegetarian things tasted like the oil used to fry them had also been used for fish. Getting something \"steamed\" is not a guarantee that it will taste healthy.\n\nFood gets one star. I'm adding another because the service was okay.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_pZmEC2xpibr5JxGjuSRTw", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-YoCZ-GL2FNKKCyw1cRRJA", "text": "I've had dim sum like this, in places like this, before.  Tucked away in an upstairs location.  Faded walls and tablecloths (perhaps remedied since my only visit a while ago).  Everything tastes and looks like it was not prepared on site, and was reheated/steamed after being pulled out of a freezer.  Meats in a bamboo steamer, sitting in a rapidly congealing corn starch gravy.  \n\nAt least everything is dirt cheap, and you can eat a tonne for about $6 a head.\n\nBut.\n\nNot again.\n\nNot again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0l9MY_ovQcBogtqMcXE7VA", "date": "2010-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ySGQ1pDx9d2vf_QNHc9IMA", "text": "So it is true that this place has cheap dim sum and it is available all day. However, it isn't that good. I should have expect it since the place was practically empty when I arrived. Unless you are craving dim sum for whatever reason I would typically avoid this place. I wish it was better but it isn't.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "roBtkpqSongQc82gYKOd0w", "date": "2012-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YX3ljKRm7LKFq-gdlH4BWA", "text": "So this is a restaurant that really doesn't deserve 4 stars in terms of quality, service, or atmosphere; however, I give it 4 stars for the same reason as Kimchi Garden: consistently good food that I love. Specifically, the fried rice here is amazing. While I realize that most of this amazingness is due to grease and MSG, I can't resist this restaurant and always find myself coming back. My most favorite thing is the salt fish and chicken fried rice...it is delicious, comforting, and reminds me of home. I honestly can't ask for anything better than that and to me, that's what makes this restaurant a 4-star restaurant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jm67zVv_3X5re8Sb5eL9kg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zlnTZf9ULP2QHja8b4qayg", "text": "Well whet should I say.... dim sum was just OK nothing was super good even if we tried a decent number of plates, everything was generic tasting, as it tends to be in not too good but sort of authentic places (as opposed to americanized places were everything is just too salty). However, they have a pretty decent selection of dim sum dishes.\nOne of us got some sort of tofu from th regular menu and could not finish it because according to him it was terrible. Apparently they just added hot sauce to cold tofu with not so great results....\n\nAnyhow, OK for a cheapish (and not too quick) lunch, but I am sure there are fa better place in the bay area!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R-zH-BH_4Az7pPtlE31Z8Q", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zqeExM6OLxlGce3CsKUotg", "text": "Late night dim sum cravings FTW!\n\nOkay, so not quite the best dim sum you'll ever find... but definitely one of the best in the area (I haven't even gotten to try any other dim sum places in Berkeley!), although a bit overpriced.\n\nIt's fresh though!... Although service is a bit slow.\n\nTry the Shu Mai and Ha Gao :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "r0HC0ZxvjmvLX_6-Ixq2Vg", "text": "On paper this place seems pretty good:  dimsum served all day, (relatively) fast service, and pretty cheap.\n\nhowever, these qualities do not make up for the fact that this place is the creepiest place to get food in berkeley. I've eaten here several times, and every time the place was either completely empty or had one other table with people at it. The owners just sit in the front watching loud TV, and they make it seem like they're doing me a HUGE favor by getting up from their show and serving us. Um.. if it's really that much trouble to serve the only customers you've had for the entire afternoon.... then i dont even know.\n\nthey dont bring water unless you ask for it, and sometimes it takes longer to get water than it does to get food. This is even more annoying because they put SO much salt in their food. Every time i've eaten here, ive ended up EXTREMELY thirsty later in the day, and feeling overall bad. Im not someone who usually has adverse reactions to chinese food, either. \n\nIf you dont mind unbelievably high levels of sodium, rude staff, and any kind of pleasant ambiance, then this is an okay place to get dimsum all day. But if those things do bother you, then i'd suggest going somewhere else.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qr4wBlnNSrzgk8NxwjFdSA", "date": "2010-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3r9-l7ODb21ii8yy1VkaMg", "text": "Best fried rice. (Get the House Special Fried Rice) its huge. and only $5.95\nHuge variety of Dim Sum... like 30-40 options ranging from $2-4.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Q-47TdDDTrjngUFiZ-ljQ", "text": "Discovered this restaurant when I was looking for a place to eat before a an Asian American Film Festival showing at the Pacific Film Archive. \n\nIt's located in a building that's occupied by 4 different restaurants -- Lotus Little House (on the street) and Kimchee Garden (in back at the end of a walkway which may have been a driveway in the past) on the 1st floor and Chang Luong & Cafe Durant on the 2nd floor, which are accessed via a stairway on the left in a stairway (that's hidden from the street) in the walkway towards KimChee Garden.  Chang Luong is located in the back of the building opposite Cafe Durant which is in the front and offers an outdoor patio overlooking Durant Avenue.    \n\nI've eaten at KimChee Garden and Cafe Durant before and they were ok -- not awful or great -- as far as I can remember.  However, KimChee Garden was closed, Lotus House looked too noisy and cramped and didn't feel like having Mexican food and it was raining, which ruled out Cafe Durant.  So, that just left Chang Luong.\n\nThe room was empty and looked somewhat dark and dingy -- took a table under the only skylight which offered a little light. \n\nWas just thinking of getting some BBQ pork won ton or chow mein for a quick bite but was surprised to learn they served dim sum.  So, ordered several basics: shrimp dumplings - ha gow, tripe, foon jow - chicken feet, don tat - custard tarts , cha seiu bao - steamed BBQ pork buns,  see jup pai gwat - pork spare ribs w/black bean sauce and new mai gai - steamed glutenous rice filled w/chicken, chinese sausage and other things wrapped in a lotus leaf. \n\nWas then surprised that the dim sum was pretty good -- not great but not awful either.  The ha gow was first rate, the tripe and chicken feet were also very good but I would have preferred a little more spice, the pork duns were ok -- not very large and no much filing but tasted ok.  The custard tarts were slightly overcooked but ok.  The pai gwat was a little undercooked and didn't have enough black beans but was ok and the new mai gai was ok too.  \n\nThere was a little mix up when I asked for gai lat (chinese mustard) and the foreign-born waitress thought I said \"gai lan\" -- mustard greens.  Blamed me in Chinese for not speaking clearly but my guest said she heard me ask for it correctly -- it's one of those foreign born towards American born Chinese insults/conflicts that only ABCs will understand.  BTW, got the gai lat but it was very watery and runny -- should have been much thicker.  \n\nGuess the waitress was too pissed w/me to serve us again and another waitress (American born) helped us from then on.   Told her about the misunderstanding and she said the other waitress probably misunderstood because she's from China; speaks Mandarin and only a little Cantonese.    No service problems after that.   \n\nI wouldn't go out of my way to eat at Chang Luong again but would if I'm in the area and am in the mood for dim sum -- and not Mexican, Korean, Indian, hot dogs, hamburgers, pizzas, etc. which are all options only feet away..  The food was fine, even if the decor were a bit lacking.  But, if it's a sunny day and you want to drink some a beer (and eat some Mexican food, which isn't required if you buy a beer) out on the patio, Cafe Durant would be the better choice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "35CVnpI59bKN1rlCBgaSxQ", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "adu9UeGuRPo2p45L2osHdg", "text": "Before you come here, you have to have the right expectations. If you want authentic or gourmet dim sum, it's the wrong place. But if you like to get some tasty, pretty cheap, easy to eat Chinese appetizers/dumplings/whatever, then it's great! If you have a big group it's perfect, since there's always lots of space and some big tables.\n\nI like the potstickers and pork noodle rolls the most. I had a \"what the hell\" moment and tried the \"Golden Bag\" too. Not sure what it was, but pretty good. Probably fish paste or something.\n\nI haven't given the entrees many tries, but the hot sour soup is good, war wonton not so much. Didn't give it 5 stars since the service is a bit slow and unfriendly. But if you come in expecting some cheap, pretty good Americanized Dim Sum, then you'll be satisfied.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AsD5seybLgfPndqitCENzQ", "date": "2011-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GciuMp_vg0zx6STBGLH5jg", "text": "I was really disappointed when I noticed Shanghai Restaurant had closed, but pleasantly realized that this was one of those \"closings\" and \"grand openings\" where the owner is exactly the same, the food is mostly the same, but there's a new restaurant name and slightly redesigned menu.\n\nAnyway, this is the most authentic Chinese food I've been able to find in Berkeley, and I'm grateful there's a place that exists to satiate my periodic xiao long bao cravings. The menu is very extensive, ranging from dim sum selections and all manner of Chinese dishes. Lots of vegetable dishes too, which isn't always easy to find a Chinese restaurants in Berkeley. \n\nThe service is so-so. As far as I can tell, there's only one waitress who runs around trying to keep up with eight tables. However, the restaurant is pretty quiet and it's a nice sit-down place to have a longer dinner. The flatscreen TV also provides quality entertainment, primarily in the form of cheesy Chinese soap operas.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2007-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ie4r8EbO66dTbAZFj6m7XA", "text": "One of the few acceptable sit-down Chinese restaurants near campus. I used to come here after work every Wednesday with a gang of 3-7 guys and the look of horror upon the single lonely waiter every time we walked in was pretty entertaining. That said, service was usually pretty fast. They have a special menu where you can order 3 dishes for around $20 after tax/tip. As long as you stay away from more esoteric options (pig's foot?) you can't go wrong. We especially liked the various braised dishes - large portions and plenty of sauce for your rice. \n\nI have to give special props to whoever painted this place, not everyone has the balls to paint Chinese-looking archways in neon orange. There will be no doubt where you ate should any pictures be taken...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dRSz0aNLiHOPp4sU5dms5g", "date": "2009-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sOzdiexiBbXIyMXP3VQlXQ", "text": "This place delivers food to your table hella fast ~ so if you're starving, you should come here, you'll have food in front of you before you even order. Okay, well, not really. But yeah, it was amazing; made me wonder how they cooked it so fast...\n\nI had salt and pepper chicken, which was pretty americanized and I wouldn't recommend it. Beef chow fun was excellent (I got it cuz others on yelp suggested it) and not too oily, not too salty. Sweet and sour pork was just the standard same ol' same ol'.\n\nDIM SUM: I only had egg custards and xiao long baos, which were okay but considering how much frozen buns cost at Ranch99, I felt majorly ripped off. Egg custards - well, it's kinda hard to mess these up. They were okay.\n\nOverall... the service wasn't that attentive, our table wasn't even set, we were given tea but no cups, had to grab our own cuz there was no waiter to grab the attention of. We ended up ordering directly with the chef who noticed we were just sitting there with menus. I guess the waiter decided it wasn't his job to wait on the tables. Food was pretty good and uber cheap, I'll go here for Chinese food if I'm in the area, otherwise I'm still gonna go to Richmond (Little Hong Kong on San Pablo).\n\nP.S. Even though I didn't feel the food was that salty or heavy tasting or MSG-filled, I was pretty thirsty in the afternoon following this place... hmm...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2009-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 11, "useful": 12, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "7AhU3DrBjAuTJVXMliC8ZQ", "text": "3.5 stars, but this time I rounded up because I liked one of the dishes very much.  \n\nTranslated, the name of the restaurant means \"long dragon\".  \n\nChang Luong is conveniently located about one block from the UC campus in an area of Durant Avenue packed with inexpensive eateries.  It is situated on the second floor of the building where it is housed but its signage is very visible and they have a huge display with photos of their many dim sum choices on the lower level.  The photos are a bit misleading but more on that later.\n\nI had business to conduct on campus so I swung on over for a nice hot lunch recently.  The dining room is very large with ample seating (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg?select=0f97S9LJq_Widm0fJGEGlg), but I found it a bit odd that all the lights were turned off.  There is light coming in from windows located overhead and along the walls, but it was a gray, cloudy afternoon outside so everything inside looked about as dreary as it did outside.\n\nOne lady sat at the cashier's station when I walked in and she must have been concentrating on a specific thought because it seemed as though I startled her when I asked for a table for one.  Once I was seated she brought me a regular menu, a dim sum menu and a pot of hot tea.  They serve dim sum here all day along, and they give you a little foldout with check boxes where you can mark off the selections of your choice.  Included on the little fold out are their more popular lunch dishes such as chow meins, chow fun, porridge and a few chef's specialties.  I didn't look at the big regular menu, but if it matches their take out menu it's a huge menu with lots to choose from.\n\nThe waitress returned a short time later and asked if I was ready to order.  After careful consideration I selected the Crystal Shrimp Dumpling (Har Gow), the Shanghai Steamed Dumpling (Xiao Long Bao) and a Beef Chow Fun.  I poured myself a cup of hot tea and discovered they use loose leaf tea (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg?select=bQyk_cBHWKAzAqldZ91yVg) here.  I've never been a big fan of tea bags, so this was a nice surprise.\n\nThe chef himself brought out my plate of Beef Chow Fun (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg?select=VAh3X1XRa3KqgcPxF-GN9A).  They've replaced the bean sprouts with shredded cabbage, and it looked a bit unfamiliar, but because cabbage is so bland anyway it did nothing to change the flavor of the chow fun.  Just days ago I traded compliments with Yelper Gloria H about our likings for chow fun with huge chunks of rice noodle (fun), and here it was with big clumps of fun.  I loved this selection which tasted fresh with no MSG and no stale cooking oil.  Besides the big clumps of fun the slightly tenderized beef had that nice seared texture you often get from a hot wok where the edges of the beef were fried up nearly crispy.  I will order this dish again.\n\nThe dim sum came out separately as each were probably steamed separately.  I'm assuming shrimp stays in the steamer for less time than pork.  In looking at the photos posted on their lower level display as well as photos posted by previous Yelpers the size of the dim sum has really taken a hit.  The portions I got were little miniatures compared to the photos I had seen prior to my visit.\n\nBoth the Crystal Shrimp Dumplings and the Shanghai Steamed Dumplings are listed as \"Medium Plates\" and go for $2.60 for four pieces.  The Crystal Shrimp Dumplings (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg?select=XxNuHLC3PxT_1viXipjSBQ) were okay in taste with just a bit of MSG in its flavoring.  The shrimp was nice and firm but the ratio of chopped bamboo to shrimp fell in favor of the bamboo which were hard and tough.  I didn't like the skin either which had good elasticity but was thick and gummy.  The miniature Shanghai Steamed Dumplings (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg?select=GSPTPT7TzDTBBJ_yj_j-Tg) had a solid pork filling and a nice burst of hot broth inside.  I could taste the faintest hint of ginger in the pork.  I didn't detect any MSG in these.  The failing point was once again the skin though which was thick and doughy.\n\nThe chef and the waitress don't smile too much, but they are efficient in their work.  If you're near the campus and have a longing for good Chinese food, Chang Luong just might be what you're looking for.  It's inexpensive for the most part, and I'll certainly be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Aq_UdlsrjhBwGWb_U-xRA", "date": "2009-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 11, "useful": 13, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "nb9f2l_0n8cS-lGSap9GWg", "text": "I need to come back here for the dimsum to do a more thorough assessment, but I can tell you that Chang Luong is a much nicer place to sit down and eat compared to its close-by counterparts in the Asian ghetto. It's quiet and spacious.\n\nIronically, I just got take-out. House special chow fun ($7). The food took a while, considering that there were few patrons there. It was alright--really full of assorted yummy vegetables, which I appreciated, and also a good variety of tasty meat. Calamari, shrimp, chicken, beef, bbq pork. The chow fun itself, however, was a bit disappointing. It was not firm and chewy the way I like it, but rather...blah. They also gave me only a small portion of noodles. I could finish it in one sitting, which sucks--when I get Chinese take-out I always hope that I can stretch it to another meal or at least half. (I'm a student!)\n\nChang Luong does have some pretty sweet looking deals though. Choose from a LARGE variety of dishes, 3 for $16. They also had a few different pearl milk teas if you like that!\n\nI guess the reason I haven't done dimsum here is because the experience is sooo much more fun when there are waiters pushing around carts, and you can just point to what you want. At Chang Luong you have to order items. Berkeley pretty much fails at dimsum...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2009-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8EbPFS2PtSNvW00xbONUuA", "text": "This place is just pure fun. It's the only traditional-feel Chinese restaurant in the area, and you can order dimsum pretty much anytime it is open. There's nothing like eating tripe, fried taro, steamed spareribs, and chive dumplings late into the night to prove that you've been a naughty kid.\n\nIn general, the dishes hover around acceptable. Nothing around is going to help conjure up images of China and the food can get pretty heavy, but experiment around and you can get a feel for the stronger dishes relatively quickly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LoaVWjJrqHVhohmafeNtAg", "date": "2008-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G_KORh-20RY1hdFRu1o-cA", "text": "The cashier/hostess always looks as grim as Steven Seagal, but I guess if anyone would look like that  if they had to endure the finicky and nitpicky patrons that often frequent the UC campus eateries. \n\nThe food is authentically Chinese enough, although they don't have the slightest clue how to make Peking Duck. When I see the item on the menu read: 11 dollars for half a duck, then I expect half a duck on my plate. Not half a Peking-style duck-skin with about half an ounce of duck meat. \n\nSo in conclusion, if you're looking for cheap Chinese food that's better than whatever they have at Mandarin Garden, go to Chang Luong. If you're looking for Peking Duck, do yourself a favor and trek the extra few blocks to Great China on Allston.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UxUANPUY2W9AE_P0h4J1WQ", "date": "2008-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nADfW3UGAYIevgHz_RCtIw", "text": "Taking it to 3.5 \n\nTheir dim sum still rocks my socks. But the still after how long we haven't been here, there is still no one in the place (i.e. patrons). And we were told one of the buns we ordered would take to long when we were craving AKA \"get the hell out, you're done\". \n\nGood food, not so good service. Oh well, I'll keep coming back regardless! So yummy with the funny :D", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RR-hNSxTUs4CSkGQZLEWyw", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_yUCru4ikAWRDnVSgSAaWQ", "text": "I've never come here for dinner, only dim sum.\n\nI would say this is a pretty decent alternative if you can't make it over to Oakland or SF for really good dim sum.  It's cheap and they serve your food very fast.  \n\nThe dim sum is just ok.  By ok, I mean it tastes like something I could buy at 99 Ranch and reheat.  They serve dim sum all day so I suspect that's probably what they do.  They're fried items taste fresher but I think that has more to do with the nature of it's cooking process more than any sort of quality.  Their dishes are cheap but small.  Their baos are TINY!  Order two if you have three or more people.\n\nIf you're desperate, Chang Luong will do.  But if you can, drive out to SF.  Or better yet, BART it.  If you're a UCB student, I'd highly recommend putting that class pass to use and taking the 51 to Oakland Chinatown.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2010-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "yc6J1pUnvOMypOqAclFN7g", "text": "Okay okay, I know that the food quality is not all that great here but I give them credit because it's always FRESH!\n\nMy problem with a lot of dim sum places is that the food in the carts gets stale and isn't always served at its peak. Luckily for Chang Luong, they don't cook any of the dim sum until you order it. So although it may take a little longer for your food to come out, it's always hot and fresh which is why I eat here regularly.\n\nRecommendation:\n- SHUI MAI\n- BEEF RICE NOODLE WRAP\n- BEEF BALL\n\nENJOY!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NjlsdBBhDKPOS8_gxQ-oUQ", "text": "Let's start with the good: free delivery, with a minimum order of $25. convenient ordering through GrubHub.\n\nUnfortunately, the bad was BAD!\nI should've known better than to order from a place in the main college area, but was attracted to the free delivery, decent prices, and seemingly authentic menu. Also, I've loved the food from Sun Hong Kong, which is also in the college hood. Too bad it's an $8 delivery fee at SHK!\n\nI got: spicy beef chow fun, sauteed snow peas, salt and pepper pork chops, and chicken wings. In hindsight, I realize the menu is not cantonese-oriented, and more szechuan. Makes sense that the spicy beef chow fun was the most palatable item. \n\nOther than that, everything was greasy, disgustingly battered, and I could practically taste how dirty the kitchen might be. Forget eating leftovers for a few more meals - that was $28 worth of garbage. With the poor quality of everything, I can only suppose that the dim sum menu is composed of cheap frozen food that is steamed back to life for service.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "M1wl9tWFaDbpfSxh5KmjaQ", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "oTMMNIio2nxu0DAws9SdvA", "text": "I grew up eating dim sum and was really craving some and this was the only place in the area so decided to check it out.  Probably wont ever go again.  I can tell that a lot of the buns and egg tart (dan tat) are microwaved.  The egg tarts were served in foil and were cold in the middle but really, really hot on the foil.  I've had shiu mai there that tasted microwaved, too.  The food was cheap, but I'd rather pay to not eat their food.  Bad experience overall.  It's unfortunate that there's not much good dim sum in Berkeley.  Go to Oakland or SF to get the real stuff.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "B1L60uYOxaSUg0xwokPV1w", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "311b59r7oB2ctbaD63BENA", "text": "SHK had its run, but Chang Luong always delivers. This is really the most acceptable you can get on the Southside area for Chinese food without being pounded by grease and MSG (SHK). While SHK can't get beat for the price it offers at happy hours and what not, if you care about your health, you will not eat there and give some patronage to Chang Luong.\n\nAs always, it's understaffed and people are running around frantically, but the food gets to you in a timely manner. The food honestly tastes better than anything coming out of SHK to me because I don't get sluggish after eating. Try it out for yourself and see! They make a mean beef with bitter melon here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2009-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "_mv3DhRD3L3okFXYjxX_Cg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A_MD6e_2oMzoenn9KxRRQg", "text": "chang luong doesn't just serve dim sum though it seems like it(from the posters). no cart ladies here.  they give you a checklist and the dim sum comes out  every five minutes.\n\ndim sum review only pricing (s)1.95, (m)2.60, (l)  3.50\nsamplings\n-steamed spareribs: mosty bones, gristle and fat accompanied by tender pieces of tasteless pork.\n-b.b.q  buns(3) small  buns with semidry bbq within.\n-beef balls(3) small  tender beef balls, so small they look like test.....\n-shrimp in rice roll: large portion with large crunchy tastleless shrimp\n-siu mai(4)  not even bitesize, msg enhanced.\n-tea:gratis\n\nleftovers\n-pluckered msg afterstate\n-only one guy in the kitchen, plus one waitress outside\n--dim sum may have made offsite (commercially)\n. heated up on kitchen.\n-dim sum portions  very small except for shrimp crepe\n-an hour later  had a craving for good dim sum but still sleepy from my lunch encounter.\n-service not a problem, few patrons.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2009-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1bd3pxD3cv3A1xbjNwRbPQ", "text": "Whoever thought of this concept is pretty awesome. Picture your typical university town cafe, what do you see? You probably see a bunch of snotty undergraduates who think they're smarter than they really are sipping on syrupy lattes pretending to read books for their classes. You also probably see grad students that are trying to find jobs that don't exist. The walls are probably filled with classics that no one has touched or bothered to get rid of because they bring something extra to the decor. Well, Musical Offering Cafe brings that vision to life sans the fake snobs. \n\nMusical Offering Cafe is a fantastic little book store that also sells some cool classical music CDs. The restaurant looks like it was just added on but it's definitely awesome. I love just sitting in the middle of a bookstore being able to eat my overpriced sandwich, seriously! The sandwiches and salads rock. The cafe is basically typical Berkeley: it has that intelligent snobby air to it whether it is earned or not and everything is overpriced to make you feel good about buying local and organic!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2cqDgw4A2s-iC8ThWdHkWA", "text": "I'm not a huge fan of the coffee here, but the ambience is amazing.  And honestly, if you come to a coffee shop for something other than a latte to-go, 50% of the appeal is its personality.  They play classical music and have a music section in the back of their store.  Also there are a decent number of chairs and tables--I saw several people studying or reading.  The staff was nice and friendly too, asking me if I wanted anything as soon as I walked in.  \n\nOverall:  coffee = meh, ambience = cute.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kVwvb9vW0sPBGryY8slB-w", "date": "2012-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_2-MvKBlNlrxDD4iJVWvPw", "text": "This place has a sprinkle of pretentiousness to it, but the staff is friendly, the environment is social without being too loud and the food is one of the better places around the UC Berkeley campus.  \n\nThe simplest way to break down the cafe situation along Bancroft is...Strada's for the undergraduates...Milano's for upper-classmen and grad students (GSI/TA)...Musical Offering is for professors and grad students.\n\nBack to the content.  I like this place because everything is fresh and home-made here. If you get there around 8:30am, the coffee cake is right out of the oven and the best around. Their lunches are pretty good and delicious, but the price will be $7-9 as opposed to $5-7 you might get at the other cafes. Also, I like their strawberry agua fresca, which isn't overly sweet like Cancun...and their Herbal Iced Tea.  Who else has that around here? The coffee is standard.\n\nAnyhow, if you like this place, you'll end up becoming a regular and abandoning all other Cafes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mWAZm-vaNZegD92gOqw-og", "date": "2009-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2T1isN_mzm8b3RTNu9yvVQ", "text": "Kind of lame.  Everything is overpriced.  Their \"dinners\" taste good, but are really skimpy - $10 to $14 for 2 oz of meat, 5 pieces of lettuce, and some veggie shavings?  Uh, overpriced.  \n\nCookies are always stale.  \n\nChairs and tables are beat up and uncomfortable, and I always feel as if they are dirty.  They are really funky, and not in the good way.  In the winter it is too cold, in the summer, it is way too hot.  (why the hell doesn't anyone in Berkeley have AC?!)\n\nPass.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "M78roPkPRBZaJ1q_sKmwxg", "date": "2009-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5MTZri6x3cgDN0Fo-uzxtA", "text": "Lovely. - 8/2/06\n\nI'm going to have to give an update on this place. Since August last year, the organization where I work moved into an office next door. The Musical Offering has become my M.O. (heh heh heh) and I need to add to the one word review I gave before. Here's a day in the life at the Musical Offering Cafe.\n\nLet's begin with the morning time: their coffee is good and cheap! A real find in Berkeley... a latte or cappucino is 2 bucks, and they have skim milk if you're watching your waistline, or just saving the calories for something better. Speaking of something better, some of the morning baked goods make my very exclusive list of \"worth it\" - top of the list is the raisin scone. The blueberry muffin is somewhat dry, and I haven't tried anything else. No need, because the scone satisfies.\n\nNext let's move to mid-morning coffee break. The office work is getting tedious, you and your co-worker might decide it's time for a trip next door to the M.O. to pick up whatever you didn't have for breakfast that morning or the morning before. Or perhaps you just decide to drop in to visit with their gorgeous staff (as advertised outside on their billboard - in truth, they deliver).\n\nLunchtime. Do you feel like soup, salad, sandwich, or some combination? Good - the M.O. is there for you. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND the tuna nicoise salad, the hot chicken on foccacia, or the butternut squash soup. Other dishes are good too - it just depends on what you're in the mood for. The herbal iced tea is delicious.\n\nAnd it's 2:02pm, didn't you just take a lunch break? But you're still hungry. Or are you just bored? Be honest with yourself.\n\nOnce you decide to take the plunge to go back yet another time, you won't be sorry. I can say with confidence that there isn't a better brownie in Berkeley than the \"Amazingly Yummy Brownie\" at Musical Offering: crisp on the outside, chewy on the inside, chocolate that goes straight to your head. The ginger snap is also excellent - similarly crisp on the outside/chewy on the inside goodness.\n\nDo enjoy! - 1/18/07", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PZR-d99E1nkvI5cHFmoBQA", "date": "2006-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6AgnyOrQ-Eq0_zyIgIT4iA", "text": "I took a friend here for lunch the other day and we had the most delicious black bean soup and brie/roast veggie sandwich. Reasonable prices and pleasant service. No wonder it's so busy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5KibiQBLrIKGIc6VIYxhaw", "date": "2009-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6LEvWFddqy_bKNFmPiOJtw", "text": "I sometimes drop in for coffee and always end up checking the CD that's playing from the music store.  Ask the very knowledgeable man.  I've also had lunch and dinner there, both really good (they will run out of the special, as it is usually great and in high demand).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TDK-9kjmYwzSsoVKeNYZ5g", "date": "2007-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7nWVODDoPeNtyEQm6-SCsA", "text": "horrible cafe and will never set foot in there....\n\nthe bad: patrons are stuffy. mostly stuck up campus folks. and the wait staff is even worse.\nthe ugly: i went in there and was the only man of color in the place. and on the berkeley campus/surrounding establishments that faculty/students frequent for coffee, this is not a big deal... it's expected.  but there were at least 3 other people in line (behind me) to order ... i was COMPLETELY invisibilized! I waited patiently, but I was about to have a microagression. So much for a racially tolerant Berkeley... and this cafe takes the cake for needing a diversity training. sad!\n\nthe coffee is decent, but with the attitude and unwelcoming atmosphere, for the musical offering... no thanks... what a sour note... and waste of space on a prime spot on bancroft avenue... i think this place needs to get boycotted.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fdTuNLNTUGMCtBPhFTeEpQ", "date": "2008-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7T6pVvmDCDESfY_X7arOlA", "text": "Delightful environment with a classical music store occupying the back half of the store. Good loose leaf tea comes in little teapots. Drinks and baked goods reasonably priced, and appeared reasonably tasty. Employees are nice and friendly.\n\nPleasant study spot, but no free wifi accessible if you're not a Berkeley student.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8n_9H0S1m0ZghMRFIzF7MA", "date": "2009-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "99kiaq_F8LeybDH-v_VRNw", "text": "Great place to come to after a long day of classes. The ambiance is soothing, warm, and intimate. The cafe closes a bit too early to make it an awesome study spot, but at least when it is open it's considerably less crowded than some of the other cafes around. \n\nHaven't tried the food, but the coffee was good and cheap.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q_YR9UNmT0at1gfOTD9qUw", "date": "2010-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9QhRIBjFIZ9IEX4DeY3gUQ", "text": "If you want cheap, this is the wrong place to go. If you want high quality, delicious food and excellent coffee, it's the *only* place (anywhere near campus.)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "x7zewqj0527DiePG8cKZeQ", "date": "2009-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9wE8zMmyFnEXj16JJ0hthw", "text": "I truely love this place. I come here for lunch at least once a week, because it is the only place in Berkeley I have found that serves good sandwiches. I can recommend the Tuna Melt, it is absolutely amazing. It is very much like a European style sandwich place, which means the sandwiches are not packed with mayonaisse and 10 layers of cheese, instead they set on a good quality bread and reasonable amounts and combination of toppings. The service is always friendly. Only downside is that the bathroom is not in the cafe itself, but in the bookstore next door.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XzzFyIFLYw8AjhJtxVtMUw", "date": "2010-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AFU1MufL201ddJUClJiJ0Q", "text": "attractive staff...great classical djs...what's with the carpet?...good light, grand windows...tapas menu is new every week and the sandwiches are radical, the meat tastes like it's marinated for days...what's with the lunch lady who asks you to leave if you only have a biscotti and cappuccino? if it's that big of a deal, sitting area perchance as opposed to a music store with more space than it's good for...if you're a luncher, regular roasted red bell pepper and brie sandwich with balsamic instead of pesto, wow nelly...also, support university press books next door--books you can't find anywhere else, and part of a co-op with the cafe and classical cd shop...support local, even if there is a neurotic, socially awkward, maybe endearing if you knew her lady that's greedy for tables during the lunch hour.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9ymlvYqI7-NXepsoq-Gj7Q", "date": "2010-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-AsYDeiZ9c65-F9XoWPGVg", "text": "Classical music\n\nCappuccinos\n\nCal professors\n\nClass act.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nuFG-ukiDV_GGh_rBK4m_A", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BDPWOVjsp94fwjspFFfHXA", "text": "Very relaxing  caf\u00e9! It has that warm and cozy feel to it!\n\nThe coffee is really good and I enjoy the amazing classical music that is played here.\n\n...also the vinyl collection here is out of this world...Wow!!!!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XC55SnAoJRQsxS0UAFKoAw", "date": "2010-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bGU5HFE50cGZ5ZwEaKOWJA", "text": "Ok, next time I come here, I pledge to get only a salad, which looks to be huge in portion.\n\nInstead, today I ordered a Mexican special, the roasted poblano peppers stuffed with queso fresco, dipped in egg batter, and served with a spicy tomato salsa with jasmine rice and green peas, black beans, and two warm tortillas.\n\nTranslation: a tiny TINY bowl with ONE stuffed pepper and NO black beans.  The taste also wasn't extraordinary enough to make up for the absolute price gouge at $10 bucks.\n\nIn the end, I felt so unsatisfied I went next door (Espress Experience) to have shaved ice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yQmqcY2Kmwb7eG1XvatHWw", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C7ubYXpyrFG9nWpz5yqCXw", "text": "I LOVE this place. I come in really frequently for lunch or coffee and a snack. The staff is super friendly. The food is so fresh, healthy and delicious. All of the drinks are delicious too. I love the nicoise salad, the cobb salad, and the soup of the day! The herbal iced tea and strawberry aqua fresca are wonderful too. I generally spend 7-14 dollars when I come in. It's a really good value for how fresh and healthy it is.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Tq13lhXLgpOQHmp9CxoIkA", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D8E9Dcp8BavdF83GJSBA8w", "text": "My friend suggested we go here and I was very confused by the name. I really like this place and the concept. It reminds of something that would be in Boston or Western Mass - like Amherst/Northampton. Their scones are fresh, sandwich choices exciting (like a pulled pork cuban with cabbage), excellent drinks (like iced herbal tea) and my butternut squash/sausage soup was very very good. Don't think that they only have the food on their online menu, because they have lots of daily specials. Next time I want the roasted beet salad.\n\nOne issue - why don't they play classical music?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2008-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DQ87jTxpRe9cBy4AeFIUFA", "text": "Chef Erick Balbuena is not only a chef with tremendous talent, but he is also a community contributor. Erick volunteers his talents twice a year to prepare food for Berkeley Food and Housing Project (www.bfhp.org), the East Bay's largest homeless service provider located down the street.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ujgG2pRUBlDTx8AmrJCwTg", "date": "2011-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DrVHh5JIMKRGnJTG-htpng", "text": "Food was... not as described on the menu. Meats were very rare. Portions were tiny and a bit overpriced. I'd say that the best deal would be the sandwiches, which are at once cheaper and larger than the other things on the menu; plus it garnered appraise from my friend. Drinks are subpar... it seems that the large collection of torani was just for show (either that or the person that made my italian soda was being stingy with the syrups). At least we got to browse for music while we waited for our food. Atmosphere was ambient, and the music did contribute nicely to the overall feel of the place. I think they do requests for what songs you would like to hear XD. Really gives a nice, small, italian vibe.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "__QmB2EFeL0aC55zNH7ETA", "date": "2010-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e1P9zWo54EH8qIeMOQPOLQ", "text": "Sigh, I'm going to miss this place once I graduate.\n\nAtmosphere: I love the ambiance of the place. Granted, it is a little small and can get crowded during lunch hours, but I love the decor and the fact that there is a CD shop and books next door. \n\nFood: I've had their Hot Turkey Sandwich before, and it was delicious. While I was with my friend eating lunch, we overheard this guy telling a friend that \"the eggplant sandwich was to die for.\" Oh really, you say? Challenge accepted.\n\nThe next time I went I made sure to order it. After the first bite, I was like \"alright, this is pretty good.\" After the last bite, I wanted to shed a tear for the fact that it came to an end. IT IS SUCH  A DELICIOUS SANDWICH. If you like eggplant, ciabatta, or balsamic vinegar at all, you will love this sandwich -it's light and tastes like heaven (or what I imagine heaven to taste like...if it were edible) Their brownies are also pretty yummy, and their Iced Soy Chai Lattes are sweet and great on a nice warm day. The prices here can get a bit on the high side though -one sandwich is about $9ish dollars; it's a good thing they're so delicious!\n\nService: The people that work here are so friendly! Love it.\n\nI suggest you try it if you haven't yet. I'm pretty sure you've walked by it on the way to or from class, so take one day to actually step in.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fa-UKyMvG_sg-x5_mrhj_w", "text": "Overall - 4.5* (Food - 4, Service - 0.5)\n\nCame here today for a quick lunch with some friends, and I must say, this is currently my favorite restaurant at Berkeley! Rather than going to the same-old, dirty and crowded Asian ghetto for lunch, this place is definitely worth the experience because you get the equivalent of fine dining with just under $10. Besides, what could go wrong with some classical music? \n\nI ordered the Hot Chicken on Focaccia as recommended by most Yelpers. It was amazing. The melted cheese and warm, toasted focaccia bread with tender chicken truly complemented well with one another. My friends got the pepper and melted brie sandwich with pesto on baguette, and it was equally amazing. I am not a big fan of red pepper, but the combination of roasted pepper with pesto and seasoning gave a surprisingly delicious outcome. \n\nLastly, the service at the restaurant was very nice. The waitresses were super friendly and accomodating. The only downside was that we had to wait for about 20 min for our sandwich. \n\nOverall, I will definitely come here again! Next time, I want to try fine dining dinners.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FLHnirkRN_q2dT5U33VLcg", "text": "I'd never been in here until I had to meet with a GSI about one of my essays.  While I was waiting for my GSI i decided to get an apple and walnut salad with feta cheese. Let me just say, it was AMAZING. I could not stop eating it. The dressing wasn't too heavy and was just PERFECT. Though the salad was a bit pricey I think it was worth it :).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D9LAUsXxp_KfJo3T9BpbBA", "date": "2008-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gfQCxNLhdCHmS0wseKQq3A", "text": "If you like classical music, or at least like to pretend that you do for the benefit of your friends, then this very slightly overpriced cafe might be for you. It's got a good atmosphere and isn't too loud. If you like studying in cafes (I do not), it's probably a good choice. \n\nAs far as actually eating and drinking - the coffee and salads are good, with nice bitter greens, and the hot sandwiches are tasteful and not too greasy. Larger groups are possible around lunchtime.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5HiEaLYp3Fw0pNn1atDlrw", "date": "2007-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-GHRWyOWM0_arHFqBNAWvA", "text": "I haven't tried much, but I will say this:\n\nblueberry muffin + a cup of coffee = fantastic way to start the day. \n\nI'm generally a tea drinker (I've had theirs, it's standard), and I've tried both the apricot and raisin scones - they are pretty good, but sometimes the fruit pieces get burnt, which sort of takes away from the experience. Plus, the tea-scone combo is more expensive. \n\nThe coffee is good, nothing special (I won't pretend to be an expert) but good - the blueberry muffin is delicious. De-licious. So, treat your wallet and your tastebuds... you won't regret it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3Wi9ejAnlgl_clnfrM7usQ", "date": "2009-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gvpAij53fGW0sGVU_hLsmQ", "text": "you know what is awesome about this place ... you can run over here during intermission from Cal Performances - and get cookies with no line!!! Then run back (and make sure you use the bathroom in the student union bldg b/c the lines are crazy at zellerbach) ... & have your cookies with no stress.\n\n;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CIJcnwH8WcjdO4s4ESPXNg", "date": "2008-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HGaABYEViSBedOiSzJ5_Mw", "text": "I'm a big fan of classical music and this cafe is a perfect spot to get some studying done in a soothing atmosphere. It is half restaurant and half record store; there isn't a lot of seating because some of the bigger tables are reserved ahead of time. Sometimes the music is played too loudly though so if you reaaaaally don't enjoy classical music, don't bother..\n\nNonetheless, there are less students and tourists that visit here since it is a bit out of the way from Telegraph Ave. Portions are somewhat smaller than the price that you paid for. Maybe I'm just not the right person to be judging what they make, but my first impressions after visiting here for lunch seemed like they were trying to make a \"high class, fancy, it-looks-better-than-it-tastes-on-white-plates\" kind of menu. The food isn't fantastic, now I just go for the coffee and ambience.\n\nAlso, the bathrooms are next door in the bookstore (\"University Press Books: Ten Thousand Minds on Fire\" - which is a GREAT bookstore/is this an advertising scheme? To have me walk through shelves of wonderful literature just to go to the restroom?) - so it's kind of a pain.\n\nBut back the the record store... 10% discount on a musician's birthday and their selections in the World Music section is worth coming back for.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YAYpj3qr5FCaNcceYfYuzQ", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hNMjJTr0AFQI4G56UoZbQA", "text": "The Hot Chicken on Focaccia is bomb.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8HDoNw_PyYpJ1ncmQAno9g", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I0OKH_b54hCJKHOBffNSmA", "text": "cute cafe, nice ppl, food is good, a bit expensive to me, but i guess its worth it\nsometimes they have tapas, never been there when they do, but my friend said they are very yummy but quite expensive\nthe agua fresca, some strawberry drink, very good, try that for sure\nthe desserts are good too. i had a pumpkin cake and my friend had the carmel creme (flan looking thing) and it was delicious\nthe music is nice and the atmosphere is calming\ngood place to read, chat w/ ppl, grab lunch", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2008-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IMJnYEvs_FydRWFt02w9Zw", "text": "Great food. Classical music - even live music on Sunday afternoons. Music store. Great atmosphere across the street from campus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PuuLoHqQw3herCFds2n8Iw", "date": "2012-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J1gmAV98qVpqOxXD7k0Yeg", "text": "The ambience of this cafe is quite nice, and the food and coffee are always very good.  The creativity on the menu is refreshing, especially if you're not in the mood for the same old breakfast/lunch options around the campus area.\n\nThat said, the atmosphere tends to be a little pretentious and at times stifling with all the rules about separate hours for sitting and drinking coffee, hours for eating lunch, hours for eating tapas, hours for eating dinner, etc.  I often find it stressful to mentally plan coffee breaks there because inevitably there will be some restriction on how long I can sit there before a lunch customer will take priority for my seat.  I'm not sure how I feel about being asked to leave at 11:30 after I've been sitting enjoying coffee reading for some time.  I suppose they know how to run their business better than I do, but I think it's in poor taste to actually ask people to leave once they're already seated and settled.  Personally I think the requests to leave are excessive-- you usually feel the pressure to get out of there once the staff starts giving you looks that clearly indicate, \"What are you still doing here, coffee-loiterer?\"\n\nRegardless of all the eating-in rules, I give this place 4 stars because the food and coffee are a cut above, and it's usually a fairly pleasant experience.  Also I think the owner is a very friendly and warm person (if I'm right in thinking she is the elderly woman with gray curly hair).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GLIUXOMWOgWcxtbomtxFyA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JQMAeFTFkMpRdfhwwGeX6Q", "text": "I think I may have found a new \"go-to\" place on the southside of campus. Most of my studying takes place on the northside or on shattuck, but I thought I'd stop into The Musical Offering since I was in the neighborhood (and based on a friend's recommendation)... and I really like it.\n\nIt's not as quiet as I was expecting, but the high ceilings and lack of undergrads make it appealing nonetheless. On top of that, they have good coffee... which is surprisingly difficult to find in these parts. I have yet to try the food, but from looking around, they definitely look like things I would consider eating. (semi-appealing food is also generally lacking from cafes in these parts.)\n\nOn top of that, I just feel smarter sitting in here. I don't know anything about classical music, but if someone saw me in here, they might think twice... (even if they'd be wrong)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "34bU3gnSHUFHNPLNvwl8fA", "date": "2007-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kKKfvjzpOmGXWO8NZfMyhg", "text": "The cafe to go to on the Southside if you want a grown-up, peaceful place with good coffee and baked goods and--of course--classical music playing in the background. (The real food looks good, too, but I have yet to sample it.) Between 12 and 2, you can't hold up a table with just coffee, but after that, you can take your time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K4ucE5Z71bh69X7WAHhvmg", "date": "2007-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kUB1YQtG-E38XQ8yAz10WQ", "text": "\"Their music selection restores my faith in humanity.\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nAeM6pzIHIJFoBKq1-Fkmg", "date": "2005-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lIQnKUcvxFxReq9OqaSQcA", "text": "Not a whole lot of vegetarian options here if you're looking for a substantial lunch- Fortunately for me the daily special was a meat-free quiche; and actually my friend was able to get a cheese and avocado sandwich (it's not on the menu).  It's a little more fancy/classy (read: large square plate with artfully arranged small-ish portions) than I usually go for. Also I'm not convinced that the iced coffee was at all caffeinated..?\n\nI didn't go into the music store looking part, but the ambiance of the cafe part was nice, if a little crowded.  My (admittedly rather large) group sat at a table that had a reserved sign for 2 hrs later", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1mPBl1vFBrihrlOTh7IMKQ", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mDiMLojrkVNN1JE7MH9kEw", "text": "Such a great place for everything!\n\nI come here to study a lot because it's close to my house and they play GREAT music.  I use the tables by the windows even though it says reserved for groups of 5 or more.  Normally theere are already people using those tables to study so I'll just join them.  Voila - 5 or more!\n\nThere's great natural light in the front.  It's not too crowded.  They have a HUGE selection of music which I haven't had the chance to take advantage of.  They also give a discount if you by a composer's music on his birthday!\n\nThe food is always pretty good.  I've had two panini's that were great.  I've also had their bakery stuff and that was good too.\n\nThe service is always really friendly and all smiles.  I've never been asked to move so that's good....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mPO26mL7LEWDKERIOYGp2g", "date": "2009-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n335BoqFOwv1LVF9lk5mwA", "text": "Tastiest and healthiest food in town, lovely atmosphere. They even have wonderful live music!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Dq8I3JNb3oeUrdY7JFKL_w", "date": "2010-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nrC0EymFjA0F6CozYcxmtQ", "text": "An excellent place to go study if you don't need a huge amount of table space.  Used to come here to get reading done and I was always really productive.  On a couple of occasions I've seen musical groups performing here and they're really fantastic.  Otherwise, they're playing relaxing classical/romantic music.  I always get loose leaf tea - $2 is a bit steep, but you get free hot water refills and the ambiance is more than worth.  Would like to come again and try other drinks out but I always find the tea to be most conducive to getting work done.  Would really love to come for brunch/lunch though.  Seems like the perfect place for a weekend brunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ol3d6o67aVWPb57B-XAy4g", "text": "Mmmm....this little cafe is a carb lover's dream come true!  If you ever go, make it a priority to get anything with bread which isn't really hard to do in a cafe.  I've heard some negatives about the service, but it redeems itself with the quality of food they serve.  It is a bit pricey for the quantity you get which is why I gave it 4 stars instead of 5.  This place won't fall into my daily lunch line up because we're in a recession folks!  However, I could see myself craving the food once in awhile.\n\nThe Good:\n+  Moist Peruvian Cornbread - and yes, they called it \"MOIST\" and they meant it!  Moist, not too sweet, and little bits of corn make the perfect cornbread.  It's heavy because I think they use cream to make this thing so be prepared to take some home or give it to the boyfriend (aka. your own, personal human garbage disposal) to finish it off.\n+  Hot Chicken on Focaccia - chicken, cheese, garlic aioli, and tomatoes smothered between soft focaccia, courtesy of the Acme Bread Company (I know this because you can see the logo on their bread bags in the open kitchen).  It's a pretty minimal sandwich.  Sorry health nuts but there's no romaine lettuce, sprouts, pickles, or anything with dark, vibrant colors.  BUT that's the great thing about this sandwich because it's amazing without even trying hard!  It doesn't need the add-ons...it's simple and oh so good to the last bite.\n\nThe Bad:\n-  The Tea - It's nice looking on display by the register, but don't get sucked in!  The teas were lightly flavored but at $1.50-$2.00 a small glass, I expected more flavor.  I've probably gotten more enjoyment out of a Lipton tea bag.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_-mLJP4vs5TawSPZE3g7bQ", "date": "2009-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q2qzD_Sqn-OesI-R5WaJiA", "text": "I've been here on a handful of occasions now and every one of them has been lovely.\n\nThe place gets a little busy during lunch but the staff has always been friendly in trying to accommodate sharing of large tables, etc.. \n\nThe food rocks! Music is nice and the drinks have been wonderful too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T0sQeQYxRMRLYhTtrWzCPg", "date": "2012-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QFbCr-VTf5h-qOJS-nPfcw", "text": "Great ambiance, very classy and unlike other campus cafes filled with stressed out students cramming for exams. A cafe to go to for a leisure environment in which to read the paper or a great book, not to cover the coffee tables with textbooks.  Their is great service as well, very polite/ attentive baristas.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n1BT4UjV0SMfMwCpkQwNLw", "date": "2010-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rkd8cv-GhFpgL5FY8i_kgQ", "text": "I could give a rat's fig sandwidge about the cafe, but the music store is very find indeed, with lots of albums to find. I have gone in with lists and found many of the items I was looking for, plus some others. The fellow running the store is very helpful.  Reminds me of a very small version of the wonderful Tower Classical Annex once in San Francisco.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ne_xkMduBC_jES5yJV8wNQ", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RLQFZSbBEHmCQRtDpcVtrw", "text": "Great ambiance and hot sandwiches. I recommend the tuna melt - crusty bread with a bit of salad on the side... good place to come and chat with friends. A bit slow on the service (the wait was extraordinarily long for a hot sandwich), but not too expensive and good quality food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Wc4KQbyJOWv4U5ZmsekyEA", "date": "2010-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ro-izCOs659tAY5PFYfP2Q", "text": "Caveat: I work here.... but I work here because I heart this cafe, its food, and all the staff!\n\nMy recommendations:\nHOT SANDWICH: Roasted Eggplant and Carmelized Onion... this is the only way I will eat eggplant.\nCOLD SANDWICH: Smoked Turkey and Apple... ADD Avocado... such a refreshing combo... and all the sandwiches are made with Acme baguette so you know it will be delish!\nSALAD: Cobb... the cafe uses a lot of organic produce and much of it comes from Berkeley Bowl.. you can taste the healthy goodness\nDRINK: Lemonade or Orange Juice... the cafe juices it's own citrus juices every morning (believe me, I do much of the juicing!)\n\nTip: Lunch hour is usually packed... so if you want to relax and do some leisurely studying... come in the morning or late afternoon!\n\nCheers!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3GhOTWY3xUXfH5HSy5WFsg", "date": "2011-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TLqhrkNmifA0EhWiUDYJfQ", "text": "Everyone who comes here is old! But that's ok, it makes me feel like I've been let in on a secret kept by professors and grad students. (Although I think the secret is that the lunches at MOC cost a few dollars more than at other places.) The soups and sandwiches here are delicious -- I recently got cold tomato soup and turkey with apple on a sweet baguette...mmm... The pastries, coffee, and juices are also tasty! There's a classical music store in the back, but I've never seen anyone buy anything there. I took off a star for a pretty average cookie I had once, and one time this really sour lemonade. More like lemon-water...not recommended.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "p4ekeA9WnUB9Xnjhagxb-Q", "date": "2009-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TX3Ts3uY4fEfIhlKw08anA", "text": "My only regret about Musical Offering is that I did not come here before my last semester at Cal.\n\nPerhaps it took me so long to warm up to the place because of two previous negative experiences.\n\nThe first was meeting an unpleasant GSI for his office hours here.  The tea was good, but he was an asshole (although I later found out he was an asshole to everyone) and associated negative feelings with this place.\n\nThe second time was a friend and my attempt to just get a bagel and coffee at the lunch time rush and were told we could not sit, since the tables were reserved for meal eaters.  The guy was polite enough, but the fact that I was denied a place to sit, sullied my view for quite some time.\n\nI have finally found the positives of this location, which in my opinion outweigh any negatives.\n\nThis semester while slaving away at a thesis, I found myself at Musical Offering more and more often for the following reasons (mind you I usually go here in the late afternoon/evenings after the lunch crowd rush when there are numerous tables to choose from):\n\n1. The food is delicious.  \nWhen I first started coming here I went on a sandwich excursion trying a new one each week.  Granted given the time that I frequent the restaurant (after lunch) the specials are usually sold out, but the regular menu is certainly nothing to be disappointed with.  Two of my favorites is the turkey with apple sandwich (the honey mustard!) and my absolute number one: eggplant and caramelized onions.  The combination of flavors is really delectable and I've never had a bad one.\n\n2.  The classical music is so soothing.\nSometimes going to other cafes where various music types are played (jazz or contemporary) it can become daunting and busy.  Coming to Musical Offering is like taking a sigh of relief getting to listen to some delicious opera or a requiem of Mozart.  It is really conducive to producing good work and I find that I get a lot more of my reading/writing done when enjoying the tunes from the store.  The vibe of this cafe overall is just really mellow and nice.\n\n3.  The people are nice.\nIt took a while for the people behind the counter to warm up to me, but they have always been polite and cordial with me.  I get along most with the wait-staff who bring your sandwiches (that stocky guy, WHAT A BABE!) and they're always courteous about taking my plate once I've finished.\n\n4.  The store is extensive and the staff knowledgable.\nThe main gal who works in the store picks the best pieces to play and is really great to talk to about works of music or if there's a piece I want to buy, but not sure which conductor or orchestra is best.  They're really into talking about music and know what they're talking about.\n\nA couple of things to note, although not necessarily negatives:\n-The prices are notable.  Not out of the question expensive, but a little on the hefty side considering the portions.  The portions are reasonable, but don't come here planning on eating a lot.  A friend of mine once ordered two sandwiches because he was so hungry and it put a bit of a dent in his wallet (but they're good! and he enjoyed both sandwiches).\n-The bathroom is not in the store, but next door at the book store, which is awkward in part, especially because sometimes I get distracted looking at books to and from using the facilities.\n\nOverall though this is a gem of a place and I'm so glad that I finally gave it a chance.  Would most certainly recommend.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZfPIl2d6RhBMH3_Kd7ifbA", "date": "2012-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U1xPzZV-LhUl5BLTSUfIsg", "text": "Best cafe in Berkeley!\n\nThis place is my little indulgence-spot. I come here when I really don't need to accomplish too much reading. That way I can enjoy my extra rich, whip-creamed, hot mocha. Mmm. Honestly, the food and coffee is great (a bit pricey, though) and the service is wonderful. You'll feel smart and sophisticated with all the good music and such.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p4MgiYx46pqj63-ZHA5tjg", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V0-pBvZtlyfncmKYz-v5mw", "text": "great place for coffee and for classical music fans. Every once in a while they have actual musicians playing in the cafe, which I absolutely love. I haven't been there in awhile, I need to go back and drift away to the sound of violin strings!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ITGQYcBJ8vCzwlf0pne9KQ", "date": "2011-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vek_P9K6sY_mEcWkLn4xrQ", "text": "Wish I could do a 2.5 stars here, but I'll round up. You literally cannot beat the location-- it's right across the street from campus near zellerbauch, bears lair, sproul, and the gym. The food is nothing special, but it's pretty good. The drinks, I will admit, are pretty damn good. Try the hazlenut mocha if you're not on a diet. The classical music playing (the cafe is also a classical music store in the back) adds a great ambiance to the place. \n\nAll this being said, it's a terrible place to study as there is only one power outlet in the whole place, the tables are tiny and wobbly, and you'll have to rely on the campus wireless for internet. The staff are pretty stand offish, but hey they are baristas and that job has a lot of prestige. All in all, this is a great place to grab coffee and a snack with friends, but not to study or hang out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lnDP_h7cGYS3yzjkoCbtwA", "date": "2010-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vES39g_WRmI3dChKAdoqGQ", "text": "OMG I love this place, how have I not reviewed it yet?\n\nFirst off, they have great coffee and tea if you just need to stop someplace to get caffeine. The pastry selection is small, but they're all really good -- particularly the cornbread and the brownie. \n\nAnd then there's lunch and dinner! Soups, salads, and sandwiches -- all are AWESOME. They'll happily pack anything off the menu to go, which is great when I'm working a show in Zellerbach and only have a little time to run out and grab something. \n\nNo real table service. You order at the counter and they'll bring your food to you when it's ready. Fine by me, and there's never a delay. \n\nBest part about this place is that the slightly higher prices tend to turn most of the undergrad crowd away -- no freaked-out MCB majors occupying tables for four hours cramming for midterms! \n\nEasily my favorite cafe on Southside.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vjWMqGJ9bJpUQ_1t44IuTQ", "date": "2010-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VzdiBozjq7U0GPOC3crKDA", "text": "I know the graduate students and intellectuals like it and I would love it in theory, except for the fact they are terribly annoying about their rules. 2 3 and 4 person ONLY tables when NO ONE is there for instance. Another is sticking to the minimum credit card charge even when they had run out of drinks. It was a bit ridiculous and silly considering the person I was with goes there at least once a week.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w9xiUw1vixzD1MdwlizWEw", "text": "19 years old. Exploring the world for the first time. I went to this cafe and met an older man. We would talk for hours. He would tell me about religion. We'd discuss music. We discuss drugs.  We'd once in awhile discuss sex.\n\nOne day he told me, \"I am into men. But I wouldn't call myself gay. I think you're absolutely beautiful\". Besides high school crushes, I remember this was the first time besides what had happened at Codys. That another man open about being interested in me sexually. He gave me his number, but I never called.\n\nMaybe it was because times were different. Maybe it was because I hadn't fully found comfort in the world. But I learned so many lessons here and to this day, I wonder what happened to that old man with the sarcastic humor.\n\nThis cafe was wonderful in expanding my own universe.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xkeY0jYoE_xDwA12k3RW8A", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WsIodWirSy3u9w8zFMucNg", "text": "This is a review of the music portion of the business. There's no question that they have some excellent CDs - classical only of course. The attitude of the staff leaves a lot to be desired. They seem snobby and arrogant. . Given the decreasing audience for classical music they'd help their cause if they were more helpful and less condescending. Perhaps they're defensive or something but I do not enjoy coming to the store. I'd rather buy my music elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9enZX8lqOMQHazeG3UhgCw", "date": "2010-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xbosAnfBT3zpRJN_sc9LEg", "text": "$10 for something called Galiada. What the menu described as basmati rice with chicken, sweet corn and peas turned out to be a small dish of too oily rice, chunks of chicken skin and fat, and corn and peas that were definitely frozen before cooked in my dish. Nothing against frozen peas and corn but for $10 and a small portion I expected some dank fresh produce. Oh and did I mention that there was a total lack of flavor expect for the salt and pepper I added myself? Will definitely never do dinner here again.\n\n2 stars because the drinks looked good and I liked the ambiance, but the food was a huge let down.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BRDhQb7nzTNg_iryw-mKog", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xCl_TxocEI38UNv5qFg7Mg", "text": "Ambience: Cozy, with beautiful classical music or opera in the background, relaxing. I really love the classical music that always fills the air, and the music-inspired artwork on the wall. No wifi though - students take note: you can't study here (if you need to be online). But you can read, chat with friends, or browse/buy classical music CDs from this caf\u00e9. Just know that this is NOT the quietest caf\u00e9 most conducive for studying.\n\nFood Quality and Cost: Agree with the other reviewer that Hot Chicken Foccacia Sandwich is a hit or miss, but its Greek Platter is delicious. I like the hummus. Yummy. Food is slightly on the expensive side (considering the small portion), but coffee is reasonably priced. Good coffee! Not amazing, but good. \"Today's Specials\" are usually pricier, but again, are usually tastier, too.\n\nAnother Big Plus: the University Press Books is right next door! It's a beautiful book store, classy and sophisticated. Very intellectual, if a bit pretentious. Still, it's a nice place to browse books after your lunch at Music Offering Caf\u00e9.\n\nA few more problems:\n- The chairs aren't very comfortable. \n- It tends to get crowded and noisy during lunch hours. \n- Not enough salad to go with Chicken Foccacia Hot Sandwich.\n- I wish the service can be friendlier.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sjEHKb8HIFmynClwfpamlg", "date": "2010-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xi9ilomrMyKWMwMn71mSRg", "text": "quiet and cozy, very pleasant atmosphere, employees very friendly but not overly perky.\n\ngreat coffee, cheap pots of tea, tasty sandwiches.\n\nalso the homemade scones are some of the best i've had in my lifetime.\n\noverall, a great retreat from the hustle and bustle of campus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K1mWUucKu5ytZsoLvhBUFA", "date": "2007-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xl2WQ8QA-9tUPAb8PctQiA", "text": "Okay - super score...\nI came by today because i needed a little pick me up for my afternoon work.  Not only is the iced chai latte pretty good, but there is a live string quartet playing by the window.  And - important because I usually really do need internet access while working - they are within range of an Airbears signal.  Really.  This might be my new weekend study spot...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FhVd19KmQvUFUbDHA3LkFg", "date": "2012-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XwUtyWCsgvSEbJ-gMN5EJw", "text": "This is a nice place to take someone if you want them to see the classier (yet still affordable) side of Berkeley. The sandwiches are nice, there's fresh lemonade... I just recommend you put sugar in it. Don't make the same mistake I did. It's a cute place with a good ambience. It takes a little while for your food to get to you, but it's nice to sit in a quiet place with your friends sometimes. I recommend the hot ham and cheese.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YYALsmCDihwAiMyw2jDUsQ", "text": "Not sure why I kept coming back, I often found tea leaves in my espresso. Not undergrad-friendly.  Minimum charge to sit during peak hours.  I nicknamed it pretentious cafe.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1g6XKABWJAMK0xEpDO6nEg", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZREEyK7DpAbRDtqn6eXCbA", "text": "Just had their Smoked Turkey and sliced Granny Smith Apples sandwich and Freshly Squeezed Lemonade for lunch! My friend got the Hot Chicken on Focaccia. I must say, though, I like their Apple Toasted Walnut & Gorgonzola salad most. My sandwich (the turkey) was on a baguette, and the baguette was soooo hard to eat (too dry). I know baguette's aren't supposed to be super-soft on the outside, but maybe a little softer would make the sandwich even more pleasant to eat. Their lemonade was very sour (which is GOOD! I don't like too sweet lemonades), and very refreshing. Good place to go with a friend, and you can find all age-ranges there - I saw elderly people as well as college students and professors. Just note that this place is actually a CD shop and it's a cafe/bistro you're at, not a restaurant!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-ZxB5RMG8iETk6wc0dklFA", "text": "Food is ok but portions are small and it is overpriced. The service is snobby and THERE IS NO BATHROOM. They have strange rules about seating at the lunch hour. I go back occasionally because a friend of mine likes it but, I always have a snack before or after.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qFo817X5kGLAFd4KiMFiCg", "date": "2010-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zYQ2ku1b0fkQnl0KEkq-4g", "text": "One of my favorite places to have lunch, Musical Offerings is a very serene cafe that isn't teeming with obnoxious college students griping about how they are so hungover or neurotically freaking out over their upcoming midterm. I recommend the walnut, apple, and gorgonzola salad or the grilled eggplant sandwich. The strawberry lemonade is very tart, but the herbal tea is extremely refreshing and compliments both entrees well. It is conveniently across the street from campus and offers a nice change from the Asian Ghetto or La Burrita.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xhhogkXqWfGeXcVaNF7KAw", "date": "2007-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ZSfDVoJnTBhRd74kFMPn6Q", "text": "Oh my fucking goodness.\n\nTheir Melted Brie and Roasted Red Peppers hot sandwich is a-mazing. It comes open-faced, cheese nicely melted along with the rind on one side and sexy ass roasted red peppers on the other (although the consistency makes me wonder if it was roasted and then thrown in a jar and then re-heated just to be thrown on top of my sandwich). Put it on a baguette? DAMN GOOD ASS COMBO. Comes with a small salad, which I didn't really care for because the sandwich reeled me in and kept me there. \n\nI've had their Hot Chicken on Focaccia before, that was damn good too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qgx6OzZU28WGnEPny4KRvA", "date": "2009-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2Cyp76rKpR_TNy8MgquHOw", "text": "This is my new favorite cafe in Berkeley. Its convenient location, scrumptious food, and cozy atmosphere make it my new favorite study spot/lunch spot.\n\nATMOSPHERE:\nCute, cozy, and sophisticated, the ambiance here is perfect for lunch, afternoon tea, or a study session. The cafe is lined with books and classical music CD/records. There's a lot of seating and I like to sit either by the window or \"upstairs.\" \n\nLike others said, this place is a little pricier than most cafes in Berkeley, so the crowd tends to be more mature. You can find grad students, professors, and older locals catching a bite to eat at Musical Offering Cafe. It gets pretty busy but never gets noisy, like Cafe Milano or Cafe Strada.\n\nThe workers are friendly but this place doesn't really have waiter service besides them bringing the food to your table.\n\nFOOD:\n1) Hot chicken on focaccia with melted provolone, garlic aioli, and tomato\n2) Peppermint mocha\n3) Strawberry agua fresca\n\nI took the advice of other Yelpers and tried the hot chicken on focaccia. It is scrumptious! My best friend and I always order it whenever we go here. The bread is perfectly toasted and I love how the tomato, mayo, and chicken and cheese come together to make a delicious sandwich. The chicken is a hit or miss; sometimes it's very juicy and tender, other times it's a little tough. The sandwich comes with a side salad drizzled with a light vinaigrette. I personally love the salad and i think it complements the sandwich well. The portions are just right-- I always leave satisfied and not overly stuffed.\n\nThe peppermint mocha is strong, which is good because caffeine rarely has an effect on me. It came in a pretty big glass, which was great because I felt like I got my monies worth, but it felt weird drinking coffee out of glass mug. The peppermint taste was subtle and not overpowering. It wasn't as sweet as the peppermint mocha from Starbucks.\n\nThe strawberry agua fresca is my favorite drink so far. I love how crisp and fresh it tastes. It's very refreshing and goes well with the many sandwiches they offer. I enjoy eating the chunks of strawberry at the end, too.\n\nThey have daily specials, which always sound delicious, but I usually end up getting the hot chicken on focaccia. The food here tastes fresh and relatively healthy. \n\nOverall, I love coming here on a sunny day. I just started coming here last year, mainly to eat, but I think I'll be coming here more often to study and have a cup of coffee.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8xlILMbpF-Ke4avLcvHCug", "text": "Though I love Musical Offering cafe, mainly for the clientele and kitsch factor, I have to admit it's overpriced and kind of blah. The \"salad\" that comes with the hot chicken sandwich isn't really a salad at all. It's about two leaves drowned in vinaigrette that won't even spread to the two halves of the sammy to make it a lil more exciting. I mean, really, if you're gonna add a salad to the sandwich, then add the freakin salad. Don't tease me with a couple green bits. Maybe they think people prefer mayo to salad, cause they sure fly free with that.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TBphwI00wRxebXKb_JyOyg", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AUd-yQYXRJV1XbeRbcTY9g", "text": "The cafe was nice place to met people before a performance at Zellerbach, conviently located (across the street) and easy to find (I came from the South Bay).  The cafe was a bit small but seats quickly opened up.  I ordered a brownie and tea.  The brownie hit the spot, it was moist and delicious.  I was also pleasantly suprised that you could buy wine there too (that will be ordered on my next visit)!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TOqpM06kqLUlTNUrdqbcxA", "date": "2008-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-cwQz56V3luBhSqObn5JMw", "text": "Realizing that the swarming, seething masses of caffeine craving zombies (students) generally pick a no-frills fix ala Strada, Milano or god forbid Peets, I feel comfortable awarding Musical Offering Cafe five stars. Also, it seems to take the average student several years to find out about Yelp, let alone use it, so I doubt an additional positive review will cause a massive influx of sleep deprived midterm thumping fools.\n\nOk, now for an actual review... Musical Offering Cafe combines a delightful mix of classical music and delicious sandwiches into a single, wonderful, package. And it is a package I hope to... open again?...\n\nShit, its too early in the morning to be witty... \n\nBasically what I'm trying to say is that they have really tasty food and the music is a nice touch. Hooray Music Cafe!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_fno5bEOwdYVH6GYMREoOw", "text": "A great alternative to more packed cafes like Milano if you're looking for a spot to study because....\n\n+classical, calming music\n+quieter ambiance overall (probably because the stuff is a tad pricier/classier; I've seen more professors/grad students/adults than college kids here)\n+service: I've been here a couple of times, and the people who work there are really sweet and kind of endearing\n+delicious gourmet options: arugula with brie on a bagel is AWESOME, as is their brewed tea that comes in a gorgeous little teapot! Their granola and yogurt is just more ordinary, taste-wise, but the presentation is still always flawless.\n\n\nOverall, this is a cafe that pays attention to the details, with one exception:\n\nThe only reason I didn't  give this place at least 4 stars was the fact that one unfortunate morning all the tables I tried sitting at (THREE) were super sticky! As beautiful as the rest of the ambiance and my food were, I just couldn't get over how disgusting my table(s) felt, and the stickiness was not much ameliorated by  my attempts to wipe it away with a napkin and water.\n\nI will visit this place again, as I really would like to give it a higher rating, but for now the three stars stand.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NfJOIoFS4vd5VuqIyRD2Kg", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gdmzfr2o9MF4EeUc7a-Cng", "text": "their lemon butter crepes were crap. dry, chewy and tasteless with UNmelted lemon-butter on top with a few blueberries. for around $6 for 3 tiny crepes, it is not satisfying in any way. \n\nstick with a bagel if you want a cheap, filling breakfast.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lpryRzU63O0ApkWR858eSw", "text": "This review does not apply to the cafe.\n\nMusical Offering Cafe was suggested to me by one of my professors at Mills College as a place where I might be able to find some of the more difficult to find recordings by some rather less notable composers.  So, on a nice May evening I decided to make the trip after a nice outing at Amoeba (which is right around the corner).  \n\nIf I was going to just visit this place and not park in the area around People's Park, parking could be an issue.  On a weekday Bancroft is quite busy during the school year, so look in the neighborhood behind the store for some free parking.  Avoid the lot next to it if you don't like paying an arm and a leg for parking.  \n\nIf you are going to visit here to look at CDs be careful walking through the cafe, waitresses and waiters come out of nowhere with trays of wine and food.  I say this because you have to walk through the cafe to get to the CD store in the back and I was almost clocked with a tray full of merlot.  Maybe it was my fault for going during peak eating hours.\n\nThe store has an outstanding selection of CD and they are ALL classical (and sub genres).  They do carry a limited selection of used CD, but nothing too impressive, but their new CDs all but make-up for the lack of used.  They also carry a limited supply of DVDs too which is also a nice thing to see.      \n\nThe reason that I give the store three stars is for their prices.  I found the store to be quite overpriced with most CDs falling in the $18 dollar range.  Though that is not outrageous, it is considering that Amoeba and Rasputin around the corner is much more reasonable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wr6FvnfLwUjEUJhTb4uopA", "date": "2010-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q_9Mm3AvwEUFIl8DpAJcsA", "text": "classical cd store in the back, fresh and inventive cafe in the front.  hot/cold sandwiches, extremely fresh salads, and daily specials like lasagna and salmon linguini (which was delish!).  adorable.  attracts the professor/gsi crowd.\n\ni must emphasize that i LOVE the salads here.  like, really.\n\n(p.s. don't come for dinner.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2X4yIsAHtPi_UwfgaCCloQ", "date": "2006-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qg-9q0qCPN0DBAjhtMkYqw", "text": "It's a bit pricey, but their hot chicken on focaccia is simply the best sandwich. Great, toasty focaccia, a generous amount of gooey cheese, and chicken, as well as a small salad (nice vinaigrette). I always finish wanting to get another one, but I can't both because of, well, my health, and because it's a little pricey. I wish I could comment on the rest of their menu, but honestly, I've never tried anything else! The chicken sandwich is too good to pass up. \n\nThey don't allow you to sit in the cafe unless you order food during lunch hours, which is understandably frustrating. This isn't a great cafe to study at (even during non-lunch hours, since it's quite cramped), but I enjoy it as a nice, clean, and consistently yummy place for lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2009-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QSvE-CXgRihizoa_8qEiag", "text": "A cafe that is soothing on your heart and mind!\n\n A cafe that clearly differentiates between cakes/cookies born the day before selling them at a dollar, and a cafe that has a cute guy behind the counter with an accent that is endearing and language that is perfect to the T!(don't you just love it when men sound like they belong from a novel of an era gone by ;))\n\nAnd did I forget to mention that tea here is not the packed dip version, but real brewed tea served in delicate tea pots (even if it's a to-go order)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eUjJ0SDe6eBoZB7iKYifnw", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rVp_4ppZYc2Ekc27oZYMaA", "text": "The perfect antidote to an insane world.\n\nNo trashy mass produced garbage here.\n\nJust good clean pure classical music and decent food.\n\nGreat place to hang out, meet friends, study, be normal, human, whatever.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RVNnpzfsAe9oaxFy6yYVVA", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S9Mxxo98LXYI3FBwTVEnQw", "text": "Love this Cafe \n\nexcellent change  from  the crowds \n\nMy usual is the Roast Turkey with \nwith sliced tart apple, lettuce, mayonnaise, and Mendocino mustard on baguette.\n\nGood place to relax  and have a pleasant conversation", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XnfdZSQkosi5ZojOWZZr2Q", "date": "2006-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W3b5w6pXNadOSXdgH_ISmQ", "text": "I'd been here several times: for a tea; when a friend had art on display; after The Hard Nut with a small group; to browse.\n\nI wandered in last week primarily because it was a convenient place to tell my husband to find me while I waited before the 8pm show at Cal Performances (Herbie Hancock). I was so please to find the very civilized presentation with white table clothes, a very nice food selection, and assurance that I could be served quickly to make it to the show.\n\nThe service was excellent. My wine was very nice as was my ahi tuna / artichoke salad. It was a reasonable portion of seared fish, a freshly cooked artichoke heart, and nicely dressed greens. It wasn't cheap, but it wasn't fast food. It was a meal, elegantly served, and again kudos on the excellent service.\n\nI highly recommended The Musical Offering for a pre-performance meal in addition to being a nice place to sit and listen to music while drinking a cup of tea. Also, I have found the staff very knowledgeable when inquiring about music selections. \n\nBravo!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3MxHcBgASasAJb07vZQbBA", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iPx0ViFmpAWha9n8AlFVjQ", "text": "Don't ever take out coffee here. \n\nThe small coffee is.. REALLY small. NOT WORTH IT!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "50m0ejwjWU8QOCZgNJ17sA", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "50z2qe4Pm1uTpWL9t2uyfA", "text": "Beautiful background classical music, quaint tables, bright and warm atmosphere, cordial service, and the best roasted pepper and melted brie sandwich in the area. Despite several attempts, I'm utterly unable to study here -- I enjoy myself too much. It's a treat and a half.  \n\nThe minuses... As all Berkeley food venues, it is a touch overpriced -- but worth it for the general experience. Avoid crowds at peak hours: if you come during lunch-time, they actually make you buy lunch or ask you (albeit politely) to vacate your table for someone who is eating (!). Something to keep in mind. \n\nNote: their bathroom is actually located next-door in the book store, so they'll give you a key and you'll have to go around! I recommend tangent-ing and perusing their book selection on the way...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KGPca5yzZjVhpLek8_Ba5A", "text": "I bought a coffee there because that is how I judge a place (if you are a cafe and your drip coffee is sludge, you aren't worth much to me).  It was about 11 am and the fellow behind the counter informed that he would tap me when the lunch rush arrived to ask me to move because people buying food have priority over us coffee drinkers at the table.  He didn't tell me if there was a good spot to hang out and finish my coffee that I had bought \"for here\".  That interaction really rubbed me the wrong way.  Maybe the food is good, but telling me that I will be forced out of my seat later because I only bought coffee seemed excessive.  The establishment also seemed a little pretentious.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gJxMOtK2wmShUjFIEEWmHg", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "MlrXHtL2J4N8imH_9Tbu2g", "text": "Good hot sandwiches, good fresh juices, lousy coffee, lousy baked goods... never noticed the music stuff at the back... do people actually do non-eating things there?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3e4SbwYHhNy7tzzYlusIcg", "date": "2012-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 13, "useful": 19, "funny": 16}, "review_id": "aAUOivMDcoYtiudKC5FZQA", "text": "So I thought to myself...I could use a chocolate chip cookie!\n\nI walk in, stand in line for a bit, then order that cookie.\n\nHer: Are you sitting with someone who is ordering lunch?\n\nMe: No...\n\nHer: During our lunch hours you have to order lunch to get that.\n\nMe: Okay...never mind then.\n(Translation: you guys suck, but whatever.)\n\nIt's not like I even intended to sit--not sure if she realized that, but she sure didn't ask. \n\nBasically, this is the LAMEST CAFE EVER.\nHorrible, horrible \"service.\"", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2009-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EFz7sxQhH0Tg8B-f8yJgpA", "text": "Gosh, w/all these reviews for the apple/gorgonzola, etc. salad, i'm gonna have to try it!\nThis is my favorite near-campus place to eat...for many reasons\n(1) The food is really good: sure it's a LITTLE more expensive than other places, but that's b/c you're getting wholesome ingredients. I've had the pesto chicken warm sandwhich, tuna melt, hot chicken on focaccia w/provolone, and several drinks. Sandwhiches come w/a small side of greens\n(2) Beat the campus crowd\n(3) Overhear an interesting conversation among english/philosophy grad students or staff\n(4) They accept plastic!!\n(5) Relaxing music in the background\n\nTrue, it gets really packed around lunchtime, but I've never not found a table, so it's not too bad. If anything, it's ok to grab a chair next to a complete stranger :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U6KBNi5oTnOetfiFsKi2RA", "date": "2008-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ivBfE723YSWjyzVB4SN60A", "text": "Wonderful place that I frequented during grad school and now have \"rediscovered\" even though my campus office is very far away. A real oasis and place of calm. Nothing like some hot tea in the middle of a cold or bad day.\n\nThe staff and service are excellent. I happen to become friendly with Chef Erick because I had an extra NYT Sunday that I wanted to give away, and he was looking at some old papers at tables outside the bookstore next door. Another staff member gave me a brownie with a candle lit in it for my birthday! So Nice. \n\nNew find -- order the Avocado and Swiss, but on a Baguette. It's supposed to be on Multi-grain, but one day they ran out and put it on a baguette. WONDERFUL. I ask for it that way all the time now.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2dXwCj1MUlzr_JmSQf7Z7Q", "date": "2011-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S4QqP7TRXArtUkHQB3nWvQ", "text": "This place is a nice alternative to the usual Berkeley lunch spot, however, it is a bit more pricey and you should expect to share your table with random strangers if you come at the peak of the lunch hour. \n\nMy favorite thing here (ok, I've only ever tried two different menu items...) is the melted brie and roasted red pepper sandwich served on an open faced baguette. It is to die for! Though I have to agree with other reviewers, the portions are not huge. The other dish I've tried was one of their daily specials (they have different specials everyday, most of which usually sound pretty good), it was a salad/pasta type dish that was a bit away from the norm or what I was expecting but really quite good. \n\nI like to grab lunch here with a particular friend every once in a while, but the crowd can be a deterrence. And if your not a fan of the brie sandwich, you might be out of luck because their menu is pretty limited (nothing else on the main menu really sounds very tempting to me, but again, there's always the daily specials). The atmosphere is a plus as it is also the home of a music store and there is always nice classical music playing in the background. If you haven't tried it, give it a go, you might be pleasantly surprised.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1D5EQITb4hOzPMZT8gDPQQ", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XE9NBVIpuH3CwTP0ayL4YA", "text": "One of my favorite places in Berkeley! It is quite an enjoyable place to study, eat, and relax. I study there quite often during the school year because it's much less crowded and far more relaxing than other cafes in Berkeley such as Cafe Milano or Cafe Intermezzo (though do enjoy these places from time to time).\nI love how they have pots of loose leaf tea for only $1.50. The brie and roasted red bell pepper on baguette is amazing.. though I can't afford to eat lunch there every day. \nI love the ambiance.. less college students, more Berkeleyans, classical music, nice employees. However, there is one album that this one guy who works in the classical music part of the store plays that is dreadful... it's a collection of American folksongs that seemed to have come right off the Oregon Trail...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pTfWwO3Wz1P8_1vzVhptnw", "date": "2007-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7ZY2-QI-JRZDpILIjmw44w", "text": "So Berkeley it hurts!  The first time I went in here, I waited for about ten minutes while the barrista chatted with her friend.  I finally just left and went down to Peet's to get some real coffee.  So, bad first impression.  I have since come back with co-workers and it's been slightly better. \n\nUsually full of intellectual-looking older students and aging hippies.  The back of the place is a classical music store, which I've never checked out because I mainly come in here after work when I'm rabidly hungry and/or in need of a coffee break. \n\nMinus two stars for the service. At least twice I've been in here, they've completely ignored me despite the fact that there was no one. else. in line.  \n\n On the subject of cleanliness - why wouldn't they rip out the carpeting in the seating area where food is served? I always see someone sweeping crumbs away and it never fails to perplex me. Who sweeps a rug?! It just seems so ineffectual and actually kind of unsanitary too. \n\nPlus two stars for the Coffee Tiger, which is Espresso and Half and Half, iced, with honey drizzled around the outside of the glass.   Also,  the Moist Peruvian Cornbread is excellent.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xhm5FqgOewdkJjhS4vrodQ", "date": "2009-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ryq9JY4VzqlTELbbJocVyw", "text": "Best coffee in the UC Berkeley campus area.  Maybe even in Berkeley, the city.\n\nMy favorite combo is small coffee with a slice of pumpkin cake for a mere $3.  It makes for a pleasant breakfast and if you eat it slow enough, the pumpkin cake actually does fill you up.\n\nEarly morning (~9-ish) is the best time to come.  Too early and they're still baking the treats and you may end up having day-old leftovers.  Then as you're sitting there, they'll bring out fresh-baked whatever-you-just-ordered and you'll feel like a giant dork.\n\nEspresso drinks are hit or miss, depending on who makes them.  In general though, the espresso is pretty well-done.  Try it con panna for the fresh whipped cream which is just enough to die for to suck up the calories.\n\nStrawberry agua fresca is refreshing on a hot day as is the Coffee Tiger (make sure the employee knows how to make it though).\n\nHot chicken on focaccia is delicious and always hits the spot, though at ~$8 is a bit of a splurge-y treat rather than an everyday thing.  Their specials sound good, but some are rather popular and run out by early afternoon.\n\nPrepare to stand in line at random times.  Often, they'll only have one or two workers and they won't assembly-line it--they'll take an order and scamper off to fulfill it, then move on to the next person.  Thus, if you stand behind a party of 3, prepare to wait for all 3 drinks/food treats to be prepared.\n\nClassical music is calming in the morning.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WYoy-T0VGq9g2UILqrLc-A", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dQh0sd3TP9G_mUWPNtIGcA", "text": "Five stars for being an all-classical music store in a world where this is increasingly rare. Great selection, knowledgeable staff, and they always seem to be playing something interesting in the store. I have no idea what the cafe is like.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zQODd4XnX3rYMMTSmixt3w", "date": "2011-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p5iYwmd0YwGFo0GilC-BFA", "text": "positioned right across from lower sproul,\nit is a great way to get away from school & de-stress\ngreat music, good food\nRoast Turkey with sliced tart apple, lettuce, mayonnaise, and Mendocino mustard on baguette. is really good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KiRxeYlIsM_-iMVqlVKckA", "date": "2008-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "shiFZxKZOLNy4qqg5_t6rg", "text": "Hmmmm - maybe I should give this place another try for lunch, because my dinner wasn't great.  \n\nI stopped by here with some coworkers before a performance at Zellerbach.  Everything was OK.  Just OK.  The menu for dinner was limited.  Very limited - 2 salads, 3 entrees (chicken, salmon, veggie) and 3 desserts - it was like going to a fundraising dinner or a wedding with those options.  And the food was definitely not really worth the prices - either in portions or taste.  The wine list was reasonable and we had a tasty inexpensive red.  \n\nThat said - I would stop by again for dessert - it was very good - or a glass of wine before a perfomance.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9CWr1HukCWdjW-5zTCXVIA", "date": "2006-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sTF_9cqn0_avH_f7zEr8sw", "text": "I came here on a recommendation from a friend. This is my friend's favorite place to go and chill. Why? She likes people-watching. She's also small and Asian, and she is quietly amused by the fact that 90% of the audience here is old white people. I couldn't believe that a single place could attract such a uniform crowd. But Musical Offering does. I walk in and what do I find? 90% old white people. HILARIOUS!\n\nNeedless to say, the menu is priced right, the portions are sizable, and the food is clean 'n tasty. I got a tuna and white bean salad and my friend got a sandwich. Both were huge. Both were good. I didn't even notice the extra bread that came with my salad.\n\nThe environment is ultra-pleasant and the coffee wasn't bad either. It looked like there were a ton of interesting items on the tapas menu too, which, unfortunately, isn't quite as reasonably priced as straight-up lunch. But if you wanna chill in a nice area and have a book to read or a person to talk to -- or if you just want to laugh at the fact that when you walk in, it *will* be 90% old, white people -- this is the right place. Tranquil, too. Definitely goin' back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YAjtEyiVULL4cQRmfcGOzA", "date": "2008-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u13IyCk7gDwKhv5zghztVA", "text": "Let me start by saying the cafe has the BEST music for relaxing out of the stressful environment of mid-term or final crunch time. I mean, really, don't you want to maintain your sanity and tranquility while the deadlines are literally increasing your stress level?\n\nThis place is such a pleasant, halcyon respite for a stressed out me.\n\nCheck it out. The food is priced higher than the DIVES on Dwight. It is WORTH every penny to get fresh OJ, fresh salad, hot soup and just a wider variety of good re-energizing food closest to campus. Hey, I am sooo over greasy pizza. I need to keep my hot curvy curves for spring-ing that hot guy in my Sociology class.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ct456aEICzDfn03MHZCzsw", "date": "2008-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wXKdcEit5MuNPxoS5d1VxQ", "text": "As a graduate student at Cal, having a place like this around is a life/stomach saver.  My friend and I frequent this place many times during the week between classes.  \n\nThe pros:  Addicting healthy, fresh, and tasty food with a tiny gourmet twist e.g., their  Apple Gorgonzola Salad (granny smith apples, gorgonzola, and walnuts on a bed of organic greens, with an herb vinaigrette).  A homemade soup of the day e.g., their carrot ginger soup, and various homemade baked goods, and coffee drinks.\n\nThe cons:  I have to take away a star because the food is kind of up there in price--which doesn't make sense because it's right across the street from one of the busiest sections on campus, so you would think it would be more considerate to \"starving students\" budgets, but not so; expect to pay around $8 to $11 dollars w/o a drink.  The portions, however, are decent.  You'll get full, but not stuffed (though this may not be true for individuals with bigger appetites than my own).  \n\nIn addition, if you come around lunch time, it's very hard to get a table.  If you do get a table, they want you in and out, and make that clear with a sign.  So, if you come during lunch time just wanting some coffee and an opportunity to chat with friends, the manager will come over and ask you to buy some food or please leave.  Not cool. \n\nOther than that, the food is awesome :-)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TFK6tqzPFpy7kKRZBCo2AA", "date": "2008-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1yDBpeGavswIkyxynFeneA", "text": "nice atmosphere, if you can get passed all the \"this table is reserved\" signs. \n\nWish they served other tea besides celestial seasonings (hello! Supports the war in Iraq!!). \n\nThat said, I like to come here on rainy days.....it allows me the opportunity to pretend I'm on the heath in England.....or somewhere...yeah.....not exactly sure what that is about....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "X8xrleX2xCNn4b4V95HdUA", "date": "2008-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6qztFxGOFZjjXvOvG8Bk8A", "text": "This is one of my favorite coffee shops around campus.  The tables are reserved during lunch for diners only, but on the weekends their amazing coffee and entrees make for an excellent place to study.  There are lots of tables and outlets, a great atmosphere and very friendly staff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2010-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "etGDpPgn1SVDqk40oa1Zlg", "text": "Pros: \n-Good, cheap coffee\n-Right next to campus\n-Grad students talking about Derrida\n\nCons: \n-Food is expensive but not spectacular\n-Not a very good place to study; they don't allow you to sit there during lunchtime if you're not eating, they stop serving coffee pretty early. \n-Have to go next door to use a bathroom\n-Grad students talking about Derrida\n\nOverall, an average coffee shop and not a good place to study. Good place to meet up a friend for coffee, but I do that a lot less than I study.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Yom4tN3G6K4RAEloinm_dQ", "date": "2010-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ReKxH3-wfqLEqxcf9axwVQ", "text": "We popped in after seeing the hard nut because it was pouring down rain and we wanted to have a hot drink to warm us up.  I'm a bit surprised by some of the reviews that mention being ignored by the people working in this cafe since we were greeted warmly when we entered and our orders were taken quickly, so I guess we were lucky and came in while the nice barrista was in.  The espresso and Irish coffee we ordered came out piping hot and delicious, unfortunately the chai latte while perfectly flavored was lukewarm at best.  I ventured into the music store at the back of the cafe, and though I didn't buy anything it looked like heaven for the classical music and opera lover.  After reading other reviews that raved about the moist peruvian cornbread I'm kind of bummed I didn't order some, oh well there's always next time right?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4p35GEutkiLKnUU0vD6bLw", "date": "2009-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uyYgEPIH4POTNp6pKpX_tQ", "text": "I'm a regular at this haven from low-grade student fare. The atmosphere is great--busy, but not so loud that you can't have an important gossip session with your close gal-friends. The service is impeccable, if a little slow for food orders.\n\nAs for the food, any dish is a good bet, the Cobb salad with extra bacon being my personal favorite. Their specials are often excellent, if a little unexpected (lamb, mint, and hummus go very well together on soft Acme bread). The beverages are also a pull, especially their famous strawberry agua fresca (see many other reviews). The coffee is a little less impressive than the food, but it does the job well when you need some strong drip or a sinful hazelnut mocha.\n\nThis fantastic cafe is worth visiting more than once a week, which I would do were it not for the slightly out of a student's league prices. The food is worth it, though, and most anyone would taste its quality.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ajuh_yH7_XeUvx_AQMhaJA", "date": "2011-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p9yna0ewr9SZ4HQLdwRPIA", "text": "Are you a grad student or faculty member at Cal?\nDo you appreciate good sustainable food?\nWould you like to purchase a CD while waiting for your lunch?\n\n... Then the Musical Offering Cafe is your place!\n\nThis is my go-to for reliable food and a quiet refined atmosphere without the undergrad-laden clientele. I've only been here for lunch, and have enjoyed the wide array of soups (usually vegetarian), salads (my old-goodie is the apple, gorgonzola, and walnut), and sandwiches.  Portions are adequate for lunch, and the food is always fresh and light. Tap water is available self-serve, and they offer a decent cup of joe or loose leaf tea with pastries as well. It's a tad pricey, but I figure you're paying for the food and the atmosphere as a package. \n\nThe cashiers have always been very pleasant and helpful. Can't complain. Some of the front tables are reserved for lunch, which is also nice since it guarantees you a seat.\n\nThe front of the cafe has a moderate amount of seating for a small group, with the back as a music/ CD store. It's relatively quiet despite the proximity to Sather Gate. \n\nIn sum: a solid choice for reliable food at a moderate price. Not worth an extra trip, and nothing special, but just a good addition to reliable lunch spots near campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7Xpb51viDdOaV_89olxp5w", "date": "2010-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "WePdfqhcIjrb2xD_-MaxSg", "text": "Want a calm location amidst the hussle and bustle of Berkeley, where you can relax and listen to interesting and often obscure classical music while sipping your espresso drink or Red Zinger iced tea and enjoying a tasty sandwich or salad?  Musical Offering is your place.  But avoid it if you don't want to run into graduate students -- the place is downright infested with them (which I like, but then I keep hoping their intellectualism will rub off on me).  And if you really like what you hear, you can go in the back and buy it, because the back half of the cafe is a classical music store.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G6aP7ybRAR1k8_7PuIsmpw", "date": "2005-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T1J_bcO1fwr6hRpYVFdCLg", "text": "Once upon a time. I rated this place 4 stars.The earth must have been shaken... \nI've received so many bad impressions since that I absolutely forgot all about my former mesmerization with the place. It has to be the music and this reminds me to mention that this review is !not! about the music store: I still think it is one of the best when it comes to classical music. \n\nSo to make a long story short: I am never coming back. Never ever. This time they've gone over and beyond their mediocre food and general unpleasantness of service. This time i ordered at the counter, waited and waited for a spot to clear. Then as i was walking over happily to the free table, I was \"caught\n by a staff member and told to sit outside - in the cold. \n\nHis reason was not that I smelled, created public outrage or anything of that sort. No. His reason was that I order an americano, and not food, while waiting for a lunch companion. I explained that I have a firm plan to eat, but must wait, so that guy very sweetly suggested that I sit outside (and it was raining, mind you) until I am ready to order food. \n\nThen the guy who took the order from me apologized, but not to me! No... he apologized to the guy who told me to leave. \n\nSo i figure that for such a bad americano, people deserve a kinder attitude (I'm ashamed to say that I am such a weak spirit that I cried over the meanness - don't laugh please - all the way uphill which I thought was a very aesthetic thing to do considering the heavy rains.)", "stars": 1, "user_id": "lUwlSqU_s4bo_IMJew03pw", "date": "2012-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ak4L6KqGUYSe_Z49Ig9Chg", "text": "No in-store WiFi but the Air Bears signal is strong, if you know what I mean*! ;) \n\n+4 stars for classical music, cute tea pots and tea cups and great ambiance for studying\n\n-1 star for short hours and minimal outlets :(\n\n*I'm using Air Bears right now ^_^", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ooUNPzcdy7k_vIbiYg2kng", "date": "2010-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Evfjz3h75Q9WoBXa3pPYXQ", "text": "Great place to get away from the hustle and bustle of campus. Even though it's right across the street, it's nowhere near as crowded as the other campus cafes, and it attracts an older clientele. The food is a bit pricey, but I've heard good things about the tapas.\n\nThe music store in the back is great. It's rare to find a classical-and-jazz-only collection in these parts.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mfu3oMFJEJyMgN1goQlFUw", "date": "2010-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iw1w723jooFLJq2NtfvbKQ", "text": "Musical Offering has the best pastries of any cafe around Berkeley. They make their pastries fresh in the morning and throughout the day they sometimes have additional batches of brownies or coffee cake coming out of the oven. Some of my favorites are:\n\n-Apricot Scone: definitely the best scone I've ever had. Flavorful, crumbly, and pretty big. These usually run out pretty fast. Then you might have to settle for the raisin scone, which is good too.\n\n-Blueberry muffin: these are very special.  They have tons of blueberries in them and the lemon (or orange?) zest make them much tastier than normal bb muffins. They also taste healthy to me. Some bb muffins can be greasy or too cakey or too sweet, but these are just right.\n\n-The pumpkin cake, banana nut bread, and chocolate chip cookies are also good, but not as outstanding as the bb muffin or the apricot scone.\n\nThe only pastry that I have not enjoyed very much here is the brownie. They describe them as being the most amazing brownies ever, but I find them to be slightly boring and not chocolatey enough.\n \nI heard the gingersnap cookies are great here as well, but I've only recently gotten into ginger cookies and I'm definitely going to try the ones here soon.\n\nThe coffee drinks are reasonably priced and the workers there can make a decent cappuccino, which is usually my test for how good the coffee is. But I usually get the Americano, which they make really well here. If you are not a coffee drinker, then you should try the loose leaf teas which come in adorable pots with accessories or the fresh strawberry juice.\n\nAs for the food, I have eaten lunch here a couple of times and it's always good, but slightly too expensive for the average undergrad to come here more than a few times a semester. The toasted brie sandwich is the best. I think it comes with roasted peppers on top. They have specials everyday.\n\nThe one downside is that they are so busy during lunch that if you are not eating there you cannot stay.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tRCFPDrbPWM_cfgoMMIXtg", "date": "2009-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-jTT3f8xrlOSyUTBSjPUEw", "text": "Best Cafe/Classical Music store in the Bay Area. Looking for Couperin and a Cappuccino, Brie Sandwich and Bach, Nicoise Salad and Saint-Saens? Look no further than MOC. It is the epitome of civility. Nice meet-up spot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qUg4PXAT42bxV48CqPaUwQ", "date": "2007-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "mNYLKWb-ScibLgRH5aHXxg", "text": "I did not eat or drink here but I stayed here for more than one hour just checking classical music CDs. \n\nI checked the clients but they looked all nice. \n\nThis place is a mighty heaven for classic music lovers like myself.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tk2DscrRA0sXPXKb0ZzBCg", "date": "2009-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "YtzD8W8v8iPGTCa9tKaK8A", "text": "Even though I had a good time catching up with a friend here, shelling out $9 for a sandwich and iced tea sorta sucked. But the hot chicken sandwich was perfectly toasted and very good. I thought with the little side salad, it was enough food to make me content, not necessarily super full. Maybe not worth $9 for that amount of food though. \n\nNonetheless, it's a cute place. I won't go there often for sure, but I immediately thought my mom would like the place a lot if she were to visit. I realize that I have made mention of my mom a lot in my reviews hehe. I miss my mama.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2009-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ZmublUck8X1ngQ1SkpBGeg", "text": "I really like this cafe, it's been on my list to try for years and I've always walked on by.  I was about to walk on by today, but figured I'd check it out, encouraged by the strains of classical music.  I hit the tail end of the lunch rush, so there was a lot of hustle and bustle.  I was able to order very quickly, got my coffee and my number and sat down.  I'm not sure if the wifi I'm using is provided or poached by a neighbor, but it is available and free.  My sandwich (roasted peppers and melted brie, with pesto) was very tasty and came with a \"side salad\" (just a few greens, with dressing).  It was a healthy meal, which means I'm still pretty hungry.  \n\nThe clientele, as one would expect at a cafe of this type, is very nice.  Even with the loud hustle-bustle of the lunch rush, there were none of the characters that often annoy me at Bay Area cafes, primarily cell phone yellers.  That is worth its weight in gold.  \n\nMinus one star for the steep price (A sandwich and large coffee was $9.46!).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qz346a613EvanY6k1Wpqdw", "date": "2008-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ewXExy-RdPvUw0U_RFmnDA", "text": "This is a lovely place for dinner before a concert at Zellerbach or Wheeler, although the last two times we've been to a concert on campus we've gone to Angeline's on Shattuck.  This is probably a better choice on a Saturday night, as the waits have been shorter.  The food is good and the service has been pleasantly attentive.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UXbCcmkYGl3DH_Py5UOtbQ", "date": "2007-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "mwLX65UQBjeChg5bb1XC2g", "text": "Upon drifting into this dinner spot at sunset, we were greeted with subtle background music, a cello and piano adaption of Le Barbier de Seville. It set the sublime atmosphere of the place, and pretty much guaranteed a pleasant evening.\n\nThe waitress was personally engaged in making us happy and helped us as we struggled through the simple menu. Because she alerted us to the modest portions of each course, we knew we would have enough room for everything.\n\nFor appetizers, the chef was incredibly creative with the beet salad, and the red and golden beets they used were full and rich. Although this picture-perfect appetizer and the others are overpriced, it's very fun to experience the way these are presented.\n\nThe main course is again overpriced for the modest portions, but perfection on a dish is worth experiencing once or twice a year, right? The chicken with asparagus was deep in flavor and perfect in preparation. The Cuban-style pulled pork entre demands a whole article in Gourmet Magazine. It's obvious that the staff takes pride in serving this caliber of food, especially ahead of the Saturday night performances in the area.\n\nThe desserts were not particularly impressive, and I would have skipped this course and opted for bigger portions in the main course. A chocolate brownie and a cup of coffee later, and we got hit with the bill. One person cramped up and another made gurgling noises, but we bit the bullet and paid our share for a most excellent meal.\n\nThis restaurant and music store, notwithstanding the price, deserves five stars. Hopefully, the wonderful service is just as good any day of the week. If only they could drop the menu prices a little and somehow compensate by drawing more patrons into the music CD area, this place would no doubt win many awards.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MGiNuc2p089hX_Vy8JJQiw", "date": "2008-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iG4NUq_7JhYXLa2nUhLC1g", "text": "I had a nice experience here. I had the apple/walnut/gorgonzola salad. The apples were flavorless, which was sad seeing as how they're in season. However, I loved the dressing and the greens were fresh. The gorgonzola was well.... gorgonzola. Good enough, certainly. \n\nThere is an uppity feel to the place, though, which I really don't care for. The cashier was a little tart for my taste and they seemed overly eager to clear my table. Speaking of tables, I find it stupid that they have tables that are reserved for 4-5 people. It's right near campus so it seems there are a lot of individuals/couples, if today was any indication. The larger tables sat empty while smaller ones were highly coveted.\n\nThe salad was good, though, and several other menu items sounded tasty so I will like to come again. I'm amazed that I was able to pass up the macaroons today-- I doubt I'll have the strength next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0vCffWO7AQKdZtoP_9ZTIA", "date": "2008-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "zFy7LsIHqWTuEJ8kEjfoKA", "text": "this is one of my favorite lunchtime spots in berkeley.\n\nall of the food is huge & delicious, including the salads & soups & sweets & the coffee. not to mention that it's quiet, except for little hints of conversations here & there & classical music, obviously, plinkering away in the background.\n\nextra points for being the place i always had lunch with anna r. when she used to visit me in berkeley. bff lunches! wheeeee!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qt6t6i4RDbgXIOg6EXUbvQ", "date": "2008-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ndDb1erN_IQcaVLIDQhGMQ", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 6, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "obU6puPDvyCZOrqqXzJB6w", "text": "Nice cafe with soothing/relaxing classical music.  I recall the sandwiches were quite good which were served with a small side salad and they got agua fresca :)  I love agua fresca! Would like to try their dessert next time. Music for the ears & yummy for the tummy. What a combo!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xCgBQKwgihh2wuAjE1dZnQ", "date": "2008-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0js-N79AAW0owDWlfxb62g", "text": "I love everything that comes with foccaccia.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "80OtDWb070gr6jOek6lVkg", "date": "2011-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0OWKq1w4LBn12k4v8gIf9g", "text": "I've been here twice so far and both times I left satisfied. I've tried the italian soda and the iced soy latte. The italian soda had a good amount of syrup and I definitely recommend getting this drink to accompany a meal. Today, I got a medium iced soy latte for about $3.70. They filled the ice to the top of the glass which I was initially worried about being too cold since I have sensitive teeth, but after adding hot espresso shots, a lot of the ice melted and I was left with less than a quarter cup of ice. The latte wasn't strong enough for me, so I think I'll be trying the americano next time.\n\nThe seating is a bit cramped on the first floor (just the way the tables/chairs are arranged), but there IS a second floor, fyi. Other than that, it has a great atmosphere for studying if you like studying with a little background noise. Also, if you need an outlet for your computer, there is one on the first floor INSIDE a planter... so keep an eye out for that.  Free WiFi too...just ask for the password! \n\nOverall, I'm intrigued and will come back to try some of their food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w1Kx0pLwThUc9CmwP8UWRg", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0PjENEAVp6KDXcrbJXo6yA", "text": "I stopped by Berkeley for the day and the first thing I wanted to do was to find a good place to grab an espresso.  Cafe Milano was nearby, but just didn't cut it.\n\nEspresso: Decent - Decent beans, but the preparation left a lot to be desired\nPastries: Decent - Grabbed a croissant which was okay.  On par with an SBUX croissant.\nAmbience: Poor - There's a good amount of seating, but the tables can use some work and the there were a swarm of flies hovering around the tables.  I actually would have said good if the flies weren't so bad.\nWi-Fi: Decent - It's free so they get a notch for that, but it's really really slow.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1iMp4dZDh12lMlHq_6HVCg", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "13EipFZaigsvD6mQfwwIzQ", "text": "Cafe Milano's staff is very friendly and the service is excellent.\n\nThe food is average.  Even though I have come to enjoy their new pasta salads.\n\nI think the hype about Cafe Milano is that fact that it has free wi-fi right across from the UCB campus.\n\nThere's never any seating and if you came for the free wi-fi you'll be lucky if you get a seat near an outlet.  There's not enough outlets, and although they try to make up for it with a multi-plug adapter, it's impossible to get an outlet in the middle of the cafe and upstairs.\n\nOn top of that, if you come on an extremely busy day you'll be lucky if you can stay connected to their free wi-fi for more than five minutes.\n\nOverall I think Cafe Milano is a good place to use the wi-fi on a slow day otherwise I would recommend finding a new venue.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EIW_X3tKwVznI2ygEuKntQ", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1GpSnC2kS8VBxuLPqfeCoA", "text": "unlike the rest of the reviewers, i do not think that this was a good place to SERIOUSLY study. the music is loud and poorly selected and i think the coffee grinder is broken, like it has a bent blade or something- all of it was just a very big headache for me. when i study, i actually like to get shit done. maybe if you want to read a magazine or something light or just pretend your studying, this would be the perfect place. otherwise, don't come here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZYJrdIRtiuVDTEemQkz7Gg", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1JANyABYbzoEJkYL3A550A", "text": "Great coffee...awesome staff! I love this place, and the ambiance is wonderful. I spent plenty of hours studying here during my undergraduate tenure at Berkeley! Try their Caf\u00e9 au lait...it's wonderful!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XC55SnAoJRQsxS0UAFKoAw", "date": "2010-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1tAEmpCbpvo3lcklhEznQg", "text": "They make some decent coffee, there is free wifi, and everyone is pretty nice. It can be hard to find seating depending on the time of day and if school is in session.\n\nNothing particularly special about this place to up the stars and it's not a place I seek out when I am in town, but it will do when I am nearby and need a caffeine fix.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TzlegiajoCbTC1bNmXvLAA", "date": "2012-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1URNy74lg-PDjboKUQXWcQ", "text": "I like this Cafe very much. However, the Wifi connection is terrible! It takes forever to connect and it's super slow. I wonder when they are going to fix that. I don't recommend going there, if you need internet. Also, a bit too noisy, and crowded if you plan on quiet studying. But overall good.  I almost forgot, the guy working there makes happy faces and nice pictures on the drinks!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zT-QoaK1ooPzjEjZITIpMA", "date": "2009-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1xzDVoNz7ywjUy-s15ptkA", "text": "This is only for the Cafe Au Lait.\n\noh my god, it was so perfectly made, and it was exactly what I needed. They put a lot of care into how it was made even though it was only $2.25 and to-go. The foam was perfect, and the ratio of coffee:milk was as it should be.\n\nCan't vouch for anything else though.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oMF4PHnrGb9W-asVReF9fA", "date": "2009-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ZioO5HsCip9NkTmcoZNYA", "text": "Got the Mocha, not bad at all, it was great how you could actually taste the chocolate, I'm not usually a fan of coffee, or bitter drinks but this was good :), my friend got the latte which was nasty as hell though. Prices decent, good amount of seating but mostly taken due to finals week I'm sure. Everything would have been perfect if the guy who was making my drink wasn't coughing up a storm in my cup... nasty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6SK_vCkbIFC8xQ-vSSoK4A", "date": "2008-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2fIMKKwtqvNtQjKSxLusxw", "text": "Cafe Milano is a place where I walk in, get a cup of house coffee, walk back out into the sunshine.  In the caf\u00e9 it's rather dark, very crowded, and you can hear the chatter from the sidewalk on the way in.  Not really conducive for doing good work, if you're easily distracted like me.  And there are too many tastier food options to settle for something from here -- if you want a sandwich, walk a block to Crepes A Gogo, Cheese 'N' Stuff or, best yet, Espresso Experience.  The baked treats and sweets up the hill at Caffe Strada or around the corner at King Pin Donuts are superior.\n\nMilano's strong coffee is the real winner, making it a great pit stop if you're at Cal -- you get twice the flavor and twice the amount for half the price of the Tully's on Sproul, and better service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2IY-zuKR3LPfy55pXBLxYg", "text": "Of the two cafes in Berkeley that I can actually productively study at, this is one of them.  I'm not a coffee person but their food items aren't spectacular, but not bad either.  The focaccia they serve with their soup is delish.  \n\nThe big thing for me here is the atmosphere.  The music is non invasive and the upper level is pretty peaceful and a good place to stay focused on reading.  It's a nice place to get a little respite from Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2TSwrmxT2k1wbcIX32-agA", "text": "Hot chicken sandwich on focaccia!!! It's so simple, yet delish. The side salad it comes with is a perfect compliment and the dressing is also good with the sandwich....YES, dip that thang in the dressing I proms you it is good!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n1R5kRzsplSg2YtE906u9A", "date": "2011-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2XFu9pe1beWTZ1b0T2b5dg", "text": "Hey, not too bad! Bike parking nearby, nice high ceilings inside, and typical Espresso Roma fare. If you aren't familiar with typical Espresso Roma, all you need to know is that it's good and that it's not overpriced.\n\nPlenty of seating on two levels inside. There was a sign indicating they have WiFi but I didn't use it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BLrrlNdaU3fOXpcbcbE4Aw", "date": "2009-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "32lt8XHIH1UNtaYKoSx3Aw", "text": "Good place to sit and get some studying done while enjoying decent food.\n\nService/Decor: Service is fairly fast; I got my sandwich in 6 minutes after I ordered. There are a fairly large number of tables downstairs, and you can get some studying done upstairs where it's quieter.\n\nFood: I got the avocado sandwich on focaccia, which was $6.75 and came with a simple salad. I was actually very surprised at how delicious the vinaigrette was. It had a slight mustard-y taste and was tangy enough carry my salad as well as my sandwich, which was rather bland but actually really tasty with the vinaigrette (perhaps that is the way to eat it). The mozzarella was of low quality and the only thing awesome about the sandwich was the avocado, but coupled with the vinaigrette it was pretty good.\n\nI'd say I'd return for the sandwich+vinaigrette. Very satisfying, I wasn't hungry for a few hours after. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3D36iJY6XbGterGUtIIqrQ", "text": "The atmosphere is nice enough, but unless Strada is closed there's not much reason to stroll to Milano. My latte was bitter and relatively disappointing, and the service was typical Berkeley--annoyed and rushed. Nothing worth writing home about.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yiZhaYEfRESOiiRYl7B0QQ", "date": "2010-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_3kp9rm4tc_KrzSrCMmaPQ", "text": "Despite what is written pretty much everywhere online about Cafe Milano, they only take Visa/MC. On foursquare there's a deal where if you spend $10 on a business you get $10 back if you spend it on an AmEx card, so my buddy and I figured we spend it here since it was an eligible place and we both enjoyed studying here. That didn't work since the guy at the cash register declined my AmEx card, saying the machine does accept it, but was told to only accept Visa/MC. Buyer beware.\n\nOther than that, Internet is really slow (I end up tethering my phone). The sandwich and breads are always really tasty, and I would come back for it. I wouldn't get the soup though, they seem to have more misses than hits with it. Sometimes it would be too watery, then too spicy.\n\nFor a study place there's not enough electrical outlets to fuel my devices, and the chairs and second floor is really creaky. I wonder if I'm gonna fall straight through to the kitchen.\n\nOther than that, decor is really neat and it's always crowded during midterms/finals times. Perhaps its the prime location.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2011-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3NvOTfadOChuambhs-kl4g", "text": "Milano cookies, Milano Cafe...anything with the word Milano in it is fabulous.  And this cafe is no exception.\n\nYou get the typical Berkeley vibe walking into this cafe:  cheap, good food, and a diverse/interesting environment.  And a view of campus makes it in a great location.\n\nI got the chicken pesto sandwich and an iced tea.  Another excellent Berkeley meal. And a go to a place for any Berkeley student.  \n\nHappy Eating!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZpnA9ZDunx6LwHIo7Gw8wg", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "423F3GogL_y9bXz5afnreg", "text": "I've only come here to get their cheesepuffs to go and they are really savory!  The service has always been great too.\n\nIn the future,  I will come back and try something else.  I like this place so far...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wo38nW_JbXC4m_zlaN86wQ", "date": "2012-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4ei3Sdw2HlJlLUMn_ZGxkA", "text": "Martin and company serve the lattes hot and serve it FAST.  My day will not go well without a soy latte from CAFE MILANO!\n\nAt lunch, Salads are yummy.  Foccacia bread and soups are consistently good.  The chicken breast and pesto sandwich with the mixed green salad is divine!\n\nYou will find the campus gliteratti are here... um, is it me or do staff and administrators in Sproul Hall have office cubicles and actual offices?  Why is everyone here at all hours of the day?\n\nWant to feel the heartbeat of campus?... it lub dubs here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fdTuNLNTUGMCtBPhFTeEpQ", "date": "2008-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5CrgHMQisjeN4kyh20Sr7w", "text": "This place is very close by campus and other dormitories complex so it's very convenient. I like everything that they sell here, very up to par and very fair with the portion. In summer, they open until 10 pm, but during school year, usually open late until 12 am. Don't expect to find any empty seat here during finals or midterm weeks since many people do come here to get their studying done. \n\nContrary to what other people said, this place offers FREE Wi-FI, you have to ask for the password when you purchase their stuff. Wi-Fi can be a bit slow when there's way too many people, however you can always get connected via Air Bears. \n\nI recommend sitting on the first floor, next to the windows, so you can get a nice view and very close to a nearby power outlet!. Expect to bring your own outlet or extension cord if you want to study here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LvjYgC5ZJFyMQWOWX9B9EQ", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5e2pBk472npTda6w-20NRw", "text": "the actual coffee isn't all that great, but it is a nice, cozy cafe to chill in...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Da_ZO8lKwIacljqKUJbAlw", "date": "2005-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5lcyMznN-SUBp7fsK6_hKA", "text": "Pros:\n-cool, 2 story\n-very \"vegetative\" atmosphere... much better than brewed awakening across the other side if you ask me", "stars": 4, "user_id": "upEJIvTW-IAhiJXNl4Auyw", "date": "2007-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Xz73p-9BBwL67BHhjCHTg", "text": "I used to come here almost everyday as a CAL student and enjoyed studying, chatting with friends, browsing on my laptop (wireless connection from CAL - airbears), and having lunch. I love the veggie sandwich with fresh slices of mozzarella cheese, and their soft foccacia bread is my favorite. Blocks of foccacia bread are provided with bowls of soup or salads. Their other sandwiches on the menu are equally delicious. I love sitting right next to the huge, open windows in the front during the hot summer days to people watch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6a8XHypxGwNTRWqtqQsylQ", "date": "2009-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_7m0hw9PVNSZdOyWGjXXpg", "text": "Service: 4\nTaste: 4\nQuality: 4\nVariety: 4\nPrice: $2-10 (depends on if you get just a drink or food too)\nRecommend to a friend: Yep\n\nI've frequented Cafe Milano quite a few times, and so do a lot of other students. Their drinks are pretty darn good and there is a TON of study space. They have electrical outlets too, so you can always plug in and use your laptop. I've had some problems connecting to their free internet, but I've seen people on gmail and whatnot, so maybe it's just my laptop that's being funny. It's a good place to study or chat. If you want to study, try the upstairs -- it's usually quieter. I haven't tried that many different things here because I usually go with their iced tea with a shot of raspberry Torino, but their pastries are decent, and they sell soup and sandwiches too.\n\nOh, and they recently added a $2 minimum for credit card purchases, but most things are usually over $2 so this shouldn't be a problem.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G8awp6mo4GGVz0y4iO7h4w", "date": "2011-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "80ib2S591aEPA60meSu-og", "text": "This place is a pretty good place to meet up for just having a talk with a friend, but not so much if you want to get work or studying done.\n\nThe place is always stuffy, internet is slow, and the place is just too loud.\n\nIn terms of food, it's pretty mediocre. The price for a sandwich and salad is about $7, but the sandwich itself is pretty empty. The salad consists of a few greens and some balsamic vinegar. The sandwich is toasted bread, tomato, cheese, and your choice of meat (of which there is not much).\n\nI wouldn't recommend going here for a meal, but the staff of the place are pretty nice if you ever get the chance to talk to them.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8iZQYRhrHGsjH-nwL2C6DQ", "text": "Chicken sandwich is pretty bomb. Nice guys behind the counter. Always cool with me.\n\nWhat's with the crazy guy that posts up at the table by the door, though? I'm assuming he's a brother/friend of the wait staff. That dude is wacko.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UFGrd3qOzzb7VxyEF8adgw", "date": "2010-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8KSU1X1T99mbEfQ_tkqRwQ", "text": "i love the salads here\nthe italian with garbanzo beans, fresh mozzerella, artichoke hearts, roasted bell peppers... yum! also, the greek with feta, greek olives, peppers, tomatoes, onions... so good! \nthe sandwiches are good too. the chicken on mexican roll is amazing. the coffee is alright, i prefer the espresso and mochas\nthe prices are good and the amount of food you get is good\nthe service is great too.  if you go here you should say hi to the ppl, they are really nice. i used to get a greek salad with artichoke hearts to go, almost every week, at least once a week, and the owner got to know me. he would give me free stuff, like an apple, some strawberries, free artichokes, he was so nice! \n\nit is a bit too dark for me to study there, but on a bright afternoon it is ok. i recommend just meeting up friends for coffee and food or getting to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2008-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9gkXi--_dmsyjghQNJSz8w", "text": "Good place to meet up with friends. They have plenty of seating. They have two floors. I'm not a fan of their lemonade, but their cofee is okay. They also accept card with a minimum purchase of $2.00. Nothing too special about it other than its right across the street from campus on Bancroft.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9uiUHQzf4lbzub40UkoG9g", "text": "I love this place. It's not so much the food or coffee that I love (although both are good) but the ambiance that leads me to give it 5 stars. It is the perfect place to study or meet up with a friend for a long talk. Their salads and sandwiches are good - nothing spectacular - but consistent. And I love how every now and then, the guy who makes my cappuccino will draw a smiley face into it. That makes my day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OfDWSUDfl8TCPtbfqxAkyQ", "date": "2007-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A281vDUVbM5ayd_cY5yauA", "text": "Ordered the Mocha Bianca. Love the milk foam!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K4Jt5Chsx4GzZeHRrxHH0A", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "agF-NwVZnSKLxVognVdSUw", "text": "I went there because it was recommended by a twitter user after I sent a tweet asking about a good study space near the UCB campus. I really like the space, especially the loft area! They have lots of tables so finding one is usually not a problem. \n\nThe lady at the counter was ok. I mean, she was nice, but no smile, just a very monotonous \"Hi, what can I get for you?\" Even after I switched to Spanish to talk to her she continued with the same attitude.\n\nI had a latte, my usual drink, and went upstairs, picked a table and sat down to do my readings. The only problems I found was that it can get a bit noisy, but hey, it is a cafe, people go there to see meet with friends, I can not expect them to be quiet, that I understand completely. They other thing is that I could not find a plug any where close to where I sat, boo! \n\nAnd the last thing I didn't like was that for some weird reason my laptop would not connect to their internet. I'm pretty sure that was just my problem because everybody else was happily surfing the internetz. Oh well, I'm pretty sure I can survive not watching cat videos on youtube for one afternoon. Maybe next time I'll be able to connect, because yes, I'll be coming back, I really liked my latte and it is a great place to watch Berkeley boys.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kmP-X4gizhxbf5njiYEohA", "date": "2011-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AMBGSFO0_OhZ3MWugN9nxw", "text": "I love this place. The cashiers and workers are genuinely friendly. Some workers are kinda cute too :). The food is not bad :) my fav is the Italian salad with Raspberry dressing. \n\nThey have wifi, so it's a great place to study. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Pjk2oIjaln-CqvTlziPRfQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B3_L5NHfhArX6XYVdtt3JQ", "text": "This was a great place to study, even on a weekend. \n\nMy latte was nothing special, but the Avocado sandwich was very great! They don't skimp on the avocados. They could put less dressing on the side salad - but it's nice they add a side salad on at all.\n\nI couldn't get my Internet to work after restarting my computer multiple times, so I wouldn't suggest relying on having internet while you're there. This place could also use some more outlets. However, for a place to meet with your study group or work alone, I'd say this place is ideal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wZPizeBxMAyOSl0M0zuCjg", "date": "2009-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bIa1tFMzkdt554onJcAi3g", "text": "I understand that the location must be really convenient for students and the open lobby must be great for studying but I still believe that the rating for this place is a bit inflated.\n\nI gave this place a two out of five stars for the following reasons:\n\nAtmosphere: Again, I loved the open lobby and mom and pop atmosphere this place had. However, the chairs were definitely low quality and the tables were not that great in quality either. I think that if the owners of the cafe installed some comfortable seating (like couches) alongside the walls and replaced the tables, you'd find people spending an entire DAY here not just a few minutes. The majority of this place's customer base are students and should be catered to them. Therefore, Cafe Milano needs better seating and better tables for studying.\n\nNow, the product:\nI've come here to order at least four times and have had at least three different types of drinks. \nCaramella: Out of all the different types of lattes out there caramel is definitely my favorite. I ordered a 20 oz. the first time I came to Cafe Milano and it was average. I wasn't paying much attention to how the drink was being made but I can say the end product's espresso was a bit weak, the milk definitely re-steamed not fresh, and the foam's quality was average. Aesthetically, this latte looked like a basic latte you'd find maybe at Starbucks (maybe not as bubbly). The second time I came, I ordered the same drink and definitely payed attention to how the drink was being made. The barista there definitely did not keep his equipment clean. I watched him pull the portafilter out of the grouphead, dump the grinds and refill the portafilter without washing it beforehand. Even worse: he did not tamp the espresso inside the portafilter. This is probably why the espresso looked and tasted watered down, even the generous amount of caramel syrup he put into the drink couldn't hide the fact that the espresso inside my latte was weak. My second problem was the steamed milk. I clearly watched him make a drink before mine and use the same pitcher with the same unpurged and uncleaned steam wand, REheat the same milk and use it for my caramella. This is an absolute NO. \nThe second drink I've had here is the Mocha Bianca (white mocha), and the problems were the same. Barista training in this store is at an absolute minimum. \nThe third drink I've had here is the Cafe au Lait. Not a lot can go wrong with steamed milk and coffee, but I really wish the barista would have put some effort into the foam. WAY too bubbly. Again, did not purge or clean the steam wand. SIGH\n\nAll in all, this cafe is probably suitable for students who really just need something to keep them awake while studying. I do not recommend paying $3.40 for a handmade drink here unless you really are looking for a quick fix. For those coffee drinkers who know what I'm talking about I do not recommend anything but normal black coffee here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eP66Fwdn1JgL4W-mE1I4aQ", "date": "2009-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BKuhbZ8cNNMGJBSazdrVRA", "text": "i like the chicken sandwich with pesto?  or any hot sandwich in general\n\ni would usually get the greek salad\n\nif you bring in your own mug, they'll usually fill it up to the top and only charge you for a small\n\nthe place is kind of dirty/dingy...i wouldn't study there because of the flies, but i was a regular!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IeV1IcxMzPWji8ZYXDzmUw", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "brI7kgLNvZtJLOd8pKfZ8g", "text": "Though it has 2 floors, it's hard to find a seat in this cafe, and it's not really that spacious - you'll constantly find yourself excusing yourself as you bump and brush people. The outlets are a bit hard to come by, and the wifi is free but really fickle. \n\nThe stars I give are mostly for the food/drink options.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BrV0SgOYDkCBdATGbbu-Uw", "text": "The coffee is OK, but the place is horrid. The tables are old and the chairs are old... the place itself just is not inviting. \n\nThe sandwiches are of good size, but nothing compared to that of Free Speech Movement (a coffee place on campus).\n\nI've never sat upstairs, but just the atmosphere of this place is not cozy for me to study. \n\nThe only reason I give it two stars is because there is always a table open somewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bW52L1O2mmWXIfDpJtGH7Q", "text": "Cafe Milano has a special place in my heart. When I arrived from Honolulu in late '92, I would walk down from my place on Dwight and Prospect when I was working as a lecture note-taker for Black Lightning and did a lot of writing there. \n\nHere's one: \n\n\"The Smoke that Moves Toward Me\n\n\"It is quiet except for the conversation. The sun comes in the glass at the back of Cafe Milano, where a person sits. I can't seem to catch her eye as she ponders a book of math. It does not calculate, this formulaic mind that looks for hope in solitude and cannot even whisper, longing that must be readable, that must be desperate, that must not have seen sex for years. Whole years, pardon the pun, as if marriage were a place to put the stick and stir. What motions, what potions, what consuming fires cured?\n\n\"I rest, for even in my heat, I can see how truly graceful life outside can breathe. I see more than the woman's breath -- the smoke that moves toward me.\"\n\nI wrote many things there. Over the years, I had shows of my art work and some of them involved large blow-ups of the pages of my books.\n\nI love the place. It is one of the reasons I love Berkeley so much. It is alive with brilliant people. Thank you Cafe Milano for everything you've done for me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TgfvhtGxMKjlzLTuq6Hb4g", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BzJu7Te3JJTb0W1IOv8gQg", "text": "Super friendly service, REALLY good food,  fair prices and generous portions, healthy, fresh produce, the food is consistently great. Since Cafe Intermezzo burned down, this is my new go-to salad and sandwich spot.\n\nThere always seems to be an epic line around lunch time, but fear not! They get you in and out with your food very quickly! \nHighly recommend it!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AQI75Bk_9FNK4A-uRRUXQw", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C6ZLO01FBN37Tuzi1qDMAA", "text": "Sandwich and coffee are cheap but good. I got a pretty decent lunch there. I kind of like the deco of the place and their coffee is aromatic.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fJQXqs7fHezPi9pebVc9sg", "date": "2010-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C8gXGHV0Rz1bcPVryzY-lg", "text": "The stars are truly based on my love for their cheese puffs. Creamy, delicious goodness. The cashiers were always friendly to me & every time I am in the area, I make sure to stop by. \n\nLike any standard coffee shop. Great place to study & get work done. I love the natural lighting that fills the place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vB2gDgPUTiqyKcIgYzRWLA", "date": "2009-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cCu_Djd1KmPY1MKWVFyDnA", "text": "Tried this place on a whim while I was walking about campus.\n\nPROS:\n-Lots of seating - downstairs AND upstairs!\n-Affordable. Lots of baked items in the $1.50 range...great for poor starving students!\n-Fast service.\n-A LARGE variety of menu items to choose from\n-Quiet (maybe it was because I came here at 10:30AM on a weekday, but I didn't find it all that loud. It was mostly comprised of students studying with a latte or their breakfast).\n\nCONS:\n-Can't think of any :)\n\nWill definitely come back when I am on campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6CQl5-bLbxp5NjM9I6QZpA", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CX5rcd7nxIn8xHTTWK-J7g", "text": "I want to give this place a 3.5, but there's no option. \n\nSince so many things to into a review, I'm going to summarize to start.\n-Atmosphere: 4/5\n-Coffee: 3/5\n-Prices: 4/5\n-Pastry options: 3/5\n\nThe coffee wasn't my favorite, and wasn't particularly strong. They put a beautiful decoration on top of the foam, and that was worth an extra star! They also had a nice selection of syrups.\n\nIf you're in the area and looking for a place for a cup of coffee, this place is fun. But you still might manage to get a better latte somewhere else.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qizx7ktA-cwJj2XYnJFcsA", "date": "2010-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D7ljgLqlU4fjMi0ZMsLN_w", "text": "The espresso is not bad at all, but the service is. It's not that difficult to be friendly. Especially if you're only a few blocks from Strada.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2005-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d_JlJrMW6JNOu2ICTtK7cA", "text": "This is probably one of the worst cafe latte's I've ever had. I literally had to replace half of my coffee with half and half and overdose it with sweeter.  On a positive note, it's a spacious cafe with a lot of room where you can study.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "g7DT8ixDOpsR59DECTZCvA", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dM2rjOQP5DYtz92hpb3tVQ", "text": "For the three years I lived in Berkeley, this place was my haven (and during the one year in the middle that I spent studying abroad in London, I missed it!). Yes, it's usually crowded, but there is something wonderful about winning a table upstairs right by one of the railings, looking at what feels like half of the Berkeley community coming and going beneath you, and hunkering down to finish that big project or paper (or just that delicious sandwich). In the summer they open up the roof and there is no better place to be \"indoors.\" power outlets are somewhat lacking, but I love this place so much that I took to keeping a power strip in my backpack, just in case I showed up and the weren't any outlets available.\n\nAs for food and drinks, I swear by their mocha bianca and almond croissants. That's a valid last meal, right? Also, their sandwiches are pretty delicious. The turkey on focaccia is my favorite, some of the best focaccia bread I've had.\n\nAnd the service? It might be busy, but the guys behind the counter never get your orders wrong and always greet you with a smile. When business was slower, one of the guys would always draw faces in my mocha foam, always smiling.\n\nMaybe it's just me -- but maybe this is one of the best cafes in Berkeley for sitting and getting work done.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T5Jcetn9QwDDuFlsBlYDYQ", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dne1unor5Jh_JgEwbp2iVw", "text": "Food: YUM! I love their focaccia bread. I always get the Greek salad because I love feta cheese. By the way, they sell mini salads, they just don't advertise it on their menu. However, I don't think the mini salads are really worth it because they are over $4 and a full size salad is $6\n\nBaristas:...are a bit weird and not very friendly. They're always speaking Spanish and staring at people funnily.\n\nAtmosphere: It's a very Berkeley place. Lots of GSIs holding office hours, students studying, and people discussing everything from politics to relationships.\n\nBathroom: Only one..and not very clean\n\nCleanliness: Not very. They don't make sweeps of the areas often..which I understand because they are ALWAYS busy and packed. The chairs and tables are old.\n\nOutlets: Not many.\n\nWi-Fi: Usually not a problem, but kind of slow at times.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2011-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eL0vqxnfAGt_JS7ybGO2RA", "text": "I love to study here around lunch and  after 8pm. I usually order pasta during lunch  and at night I sometimes order tea or hot chocolate The lighting is not so grate at night but love the vibe! This is an awesome place to study with friends!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mHfILpnuBbCbiVOmg9NFJg", "date": "2012-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eLOBKkf1daSir_l_GjFA3Q", "text": "One of my favorite places to go when I went to Cal. The space is kinda old, but the decor is warm and inviting. The coffee is delicious and strong. They also have some really good salads and sandwiches; all at reasonable prices for a poor college student. \n\nIt's close to campus and there is usually plenty of seating downstairs and upstairs. Milano was always a go-to spot for my friends and I to study, though studying often turned into chatting. Oh how I miss college...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qu-r6QIV46StPjPYKt51Og", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ETKqXisHMye5ZKrXhSHMZA", "text": "A friend and I were wandering around Berkeley looking for a quick bite before her interview. We could not find what we were looking for after zig-zagging in and out of places. Finally, we stumbled into Cafe Milano and the Sandwich menu immediately appealed to me. I ordered a Chicken sandwich and she a turkey. The cashier decided that he wanted to save paper and put my friend's order on my ticket. We were okay with that. But when it came time for our orders, they completely forgot about her's. So we waited another 3 minutes and headed upstairs. The restaurant's exterior is plain, but the inside is to die for. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qFrML8uInkw2dV4oQHK1Gg", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ETnG0ulTiiRZ-WvNOpZi2w", "text": "Cafe Milano has two floors that are significantly different in their atmospheres. The top floor is brighter & generally quieter with people studying and eating at smaller tables. The bottom floor has always seemed a bit drabby to me - cold and darker - but is equally populated with people meeting & studying. So overall, it is definitely a good place to get work done as most people around you will be trying to do the same. I am not a fan of their coffee or pastries, but their salads & watermelon juice are great. If you have to make a choice for the day, I'd say head down to Musical Offering Cafe or up to Strada to get your coffee & ambiance fix.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SaEaRaNWJHplWOY5ojSBVQ", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eX0ik4ULUJmEp0fAcFF_sQ", "text": "I only like the greek salad here. Drinks are really bad. I KNOW because I used to get drinks from strada and ONE day I got a drink at milano and I could definitely taste the difference. A BIG DIFFERENCE. Made class go by very slowly in the morning. \n\nGross bathroom (even for Berkeley) and it's kind of unnerving that it's right next to the kitchen. \n\nMany more bums inside taking naps on those tables that we eat on...Almost ALL of the tables are uneven.... annoyingly jolting from side to side as you try to highlight, write, or read. I would definitely not recommend studying/spending money at this cafe....", "stars": 1, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E_ZR21gjrFJHhgSTDvN4Ww", "text": "Great drinks, friendly service, tasty sandwiches with a salad on the side, upstairs seating as well, wifi, power outlets, great location.  The only con is that due to all these great features, this cafe is typically over crowded, so seating is limited and you end up sitting very close to other people or competing for a spot, especially during exam seasons.  It wasn't quite so crowded (From my memory at least) when I first started at Cal, but since then, it seems to be have gotten very busy more often.  I can't recall ever going in the summer, but I imagine it is much more calm and enjoyable then.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9bhaegz5jYRa2pyuvZl72g", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f2YmG1wC0J97IGqENl_xqg", "text": "Seriously, I love this place. There is no place or drink or name or anything that sums up my college experience than MILANO. \n\nI love how it is so difficult to see the name of the place, so when you have a friend who is visiting or new to berkeley it is kind of hard to tell them to meet you there. Then they come, then they love it. Milano isn't overpriced, their drinks are pretty good and the sandwiches are great (the chicken sandwich - highly recommended). I miss my mocha biancas from this place! The staff are friendly (especially the guy with the mullet - that guy is bawws) - if you're looking over at the cake at night before they close sometimes they just give it to you. And the guy with the mullet always draws smiley faces in your coffee. \n\nThe place has two levels and always plays good music. It's a great place to eat, meet or study. In the summer they open the front windows/doors and the whole place becomes very breezy. If you sit close enough to the front you can get air bears (otherwise you have to pay for wi fi).\n\nBerkeley has a lot of great cafes, but all of them fall short for some reason. Strada's outdoor seating is nice when the whether is good, but sucks if it is raining, and aucouqlette (sp?) is really overpriced and has no outlets for your laptop. In all ways, Milano's is the best cafe in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KPCHblxI6jzP96MLxeSjBw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fa_BCaav5MmP2gTtVyLyVw", "text": "The coffee at Milano is mediocre at best and often just plain bad. Espresso is often burnt and oily. \n\nService is nothing special, but it's not like they offer table service. \n\nThe third star is for the food. I quite like their sandwiches, and the vinaigrette they put on their salads is one of my favorite salad dressings ever. It's dead simple, but has exactly the right combination of flavors I want in a salad dressing. If I knew where to buy it, I would. \n\nPlenty of tables, but wi-fi isn't free, which is super lame. \n\nA good place to study if you don't need (or want) Internet access and remember to stay away from the coffee.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vjWMqGJ9bJpUQ_1t44IuTQ", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FjjykNVEB4FNCGwAf0qKAg", "text": "one of my favorite cafes near berkeley campus, not because of their espresso or sandwiches, but the convenient location and the ambiance it provides. my favorite seating is by the wall window, especially during the bright summer days. i used to go there to work on solving last minute homework problems.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4r-8Ty-TB-NOX5huxXY_hQ", "date": "2007-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fm-CNK5kzcHZjdXmR5oICg", "text": "Ah, this place brings back memory.  I studied here when I was still in school, had good and bad times with friends while sitting on the loft, drank their coffee, had their sandwiches.  Wrote a few short stories and even took a picture in their bathroom (beneath the mirror someone wrote \"I am love\" and underneath it, in a different handwriting, someone else wrote \"what's your number?\"  I couldn't resist.)\n\nTheir food is filling and tasty, their coffee strong.  The background music, when they do decide to play something, is hit or miss.  The atmosphere is relaxed and un-pretentious.  After a few visits you'll also begin to see familiar faces.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mMqGnoQgsivB8ZvSsvnIIw", "date": "2007-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FokHozCQrK3hNy8q5IzC9g", "text": "Good upstairs seating. A good place to study!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PZR-d99E1nkvI5cHFmoBQA", "date": "2006-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FqPXpjQ_QQP3L29i2eSl3w", "text": "Oh, Milano.\n\nI suppose one might call me a \"regular\" to your hallowed coffee-steeped walls.\n\nOne of your barista always strikes up conversation with me,\n(Service: *****)\n\nI have sampled every muffin of yours under the sun, and concluded that only full fat muffins are worthy of my (parents') hard-earned money, though nonfat are an unlabeled but omnipresent option in the display case. Ask for them if you must.   \n\nAnd who can forget the day I bought a Cafe Americano that sent so much caffeine pumping through my veins that I chipped my tooth on my fork eating salad? \n\nBUT somehow the saltiness of your amply portioned Lentil Soup rivals the tears shed by pre-meds and engineers upon receiving exam grades.(Value: ****; Taste: ***)\n\nWhy is this, Milano?\n\nWhy do I brave the noise, crowds, and the few outlets to come to an okay, but not terrific cafe SO OFTEN? (Ambiance: *)\n\nMaybe it's the free wifi.\nMostly, you are just really damn close to campus, and such a fixture in college life that you are the \"go-to\" meeting place for group work, despite the ill-suitedness of your setting for such an undertaking.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NfJOIoFS4vd5VuqIyRD2Kg", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GEQkmXDWKFg0stL1rH1r8w", "text": "Reading a book at this cafe, you can also enjoy a whispering preach from a \"enlightenist\" stranger...only in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z5CPEML0KCLJj-mRlTxiHQ", "date": "2009-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gMwxZD-zyDi6di5jBA2-Ew", "text": "I had a less than stellar experience here today. I have been here more than once, and their mochas are getting worse. Today really sealed the deal and made me decide that I will not be back for a long time for coffee of any sort. The mocha was so bland that I thought I was drinking very watered down hot chocolate. It wasn't sweet, and it had no coffee flavor. It tasted more like the paper cup it was in. I was disappointed. Like others before have mentioned, the place is dusty and dirty. There are flies. The only reason I am are giving milano two stars is because their sandwiches are decent and the location convenient. Milano, you used to be so good, like when I came for the first time. Now you just disappoint me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "r9-HdNseh-ixxpBf5n9EIw", "date": "2011-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gqCZb0MaVlSEH4yN-dxRuA", "text": "Very good coffee...  but it's 2nd to Cafe Strada...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "39wLHl_FGN3_fWYn1JOC1g", "date": "2006-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gzO27l3k-Q0CfDMlytbIbw", "text": "You can definitely get better coffee in Berkeley but Milano is a great place to spend some time and get work done or catch up with a friend. The cafe's on the grungy side but has its own charm. It's not the ideal but oddly feels like home. You will find all sorts of interesting people there who normally would not congregate. The workers are all super nice and make interesting latte art. I love the huge windows that open up in the front of the cafe as well as on the ceiling. They've got some good food offerings that are easy on a student's budget. \n\nThey also have shotty internet, the bathroom should be avoided but you learn to deal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tjg7Gs94swd-mJ_lbvSLzw", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hiOwpZz0oMxYRGZvI1jBKQ", "text": "Milano's a pretty nice place--their coffee is decent, and the upstairs loft area is really nice, especially on a sunny day. The sandwiches and salads are really good--I especially like the Italian salad (super yummy with the foccacia!). However, the place is a little on the dirty side. There are always flies buzzing around. Otherwise, the atmosphere is pretty nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h4haiSBs7yu_iERTPMGagw", "date": "2008-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HuMe80oqysKZyVt-aZrhBA", "text": "The best lunch salads in Berkeley.\n\nForget Intermezzo.  Blech.  Piles and piles of sprouts and romaine do not a salad make.  Lines out the door do not lure me in.\n\nFor $5.50, you can get a huge Greek salad, with Kalamata olives, piles of feta, red onion, and a lovely blend of mixed greens.  For $5.80, you can get the Italian salad, loaded up with roasted peppers, chickpeas, and fresh mozzarella.  They serve their salads with a spongy and addictive focaccia.  Plus, you can call ahead.  I'm big on calling ahead.  Plus, the coffee is terrific -- Espresso Roma -- and when you purchase a pound of coffee, they give you a free coffee drink.\n\nFinding a table isn't that hard, but during prime times you have to stake your claim amongst all of the undergrads doing their hours of homework.  Such is the plight of the college coffee shop.  In this respect, though, the table turnover is much higher than Strada -- another big plus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xx0TsmR3Qyb3YckSyElS_g", "date": "2007-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IGHjwFOboZ9CnknUZ8T8xw", "text": "The wifi is a little slow, but it's a nice and convenient place to go to study and get a quick fix of coffee, tea and sandwiches. It's usually packed during midterm season, but usually it's not too difficult to find a place to sit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2011-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IImPRDG8oB0GL7U2S10dfg", "text": "I love this cafe!  First, they accept credit cards which is extremely rare for cafes directly in this area.  Second, this cafe has a very open and welcoming atmosphere.  The entire front and roof of the restaurant are open air and the loft seating is extremely charming.  Third, it's convenient, inexpensive, and there are lots of other Cal patrons.\n\nThey put bell peppers on almost all of their sandwiches.  I love this but I know that not everyone loves peppers as much as I do.  The turkey sandwich, lentil soup (when they have it) and Italian salad are my favorites.  The drinks and pastries are meteocre (hence, 4 stars) but they have bagels.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Wt4_xi5WOWdEp706ZBuoA", "date": "2009-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "im7VgP_R6APryt3-zqUdPw", "text": "This is a caf\u00e9 I frequent when I was an undergrad during those far far away college dayz. It was where I met my GSI, had my lunch (my favorite avocado sandwich), chatted with my friends, spent my solo study hours. This is also the caf\u00e9 that got me hooked to the whole \"caf\u00e9 culture.\" Ever since Milano, I judged every caf\u00e9 with it as my yardstick (most, however, failed miserably!). I just LOVE Caf\u00e9 Milano! This is certainly one of my favorite caf\u00e9 spots in Berkeley (tied with Caffe Strada and Sacks). It is always breezy and airy, with the right amount of natural light and the perfect amount of \"dimness\" that every caf\u00e9 needs. The exposed red brick walls are gorgeous. They have high, wooden ceiling with open roof, from which green plants hung and gleam under the sunlight. Classical music is always in the background, and the whole setting is very European and charming. There are flyers on and next to the staircase that tell you all the happenings (events, concerts, talks) in town. Staff is always laid-back and friendly. Food is always tasty. Walk up the wooden staircase to the second floor, and you're in a quieter space - perfect for reading or solo studying. Free wifi! Caf\u00e9 Milano = Cozy, lovely, alive, and just beautiful.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sjEHKb8HIFmynClwfpamlg", "date": "2010-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iME2XzM2ke6_5kSnDALFmg", "text": "Really good location especially if you go to college at Berkeley. I've only been here once but based on my experience, it was pretty decent. The amount of coffee and hot chocolate is pretty good especially for their prices. In my hot chocolate they also added a cute little design :) of an elf or something. But the real thing to get is the cheesecake. I have no idea why but it was insanely good. Its represents for all the cheesecake in the world. I think about it when I think about cheesecake.... Yes, its that amazing. Good environment to bring your friends! I would have to stop by if I were in Norcal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oW9fP22MsxO6vKyZOvAe3g", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "inInNShSD4-zlRBJixe2kg", "text": "never had the coffee, but i don't like the sandwiches.  try cafe intermezzo on telegraph or stuffed in on euclid instead.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IQSBHHiZ7D4UL_Vzg5uIAg", "text": "Just graduated from Berkeley, and boy do I miss Cafe Milano.  I remember spending whole days at Cafe Milano studying for finals. This place is ideal - free wifi, food, drink, and no bed to tempt me to take a nap. Food was descent (minus their pastries) and the staff would draw cute cartoons in my delicious caffeine beverages.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bQyQnkp93Lwy61B-JEqvdw", "date": "2011-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iUaxFQJLcVDxJtDl9XvsBg", "text": "Really great place to study and have a coffee. Prices are decent. My only complaint is that there aren't many electrical outlets, and wifi is spotty. But its close enough to campus to connect to AirBears!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "z_CEUPxtP_mDgT40VpxzCQ", "date": "2012-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j0h5UOh8zO5zrdkNSNb20w", "text": "This place is ok. I think the staff are all nice. I have never had issues with them. I like their drinks and they are very fast...I never have to wait long for my drink. The down side is that you can never find a table...the best ones are always taken.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2bTpr1S5MFsAKoDSyX_rzg", "date": "2010-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jVEKsxHoKKC8L23W90biMg", "text": "Food is good, but coffee needs some work. A lot of work.\n\nBasically, it's standard cafe roma fair - bad espresso, mediocre coffee, pretty good coffee shop food. They have a fair amount of space to study, but considering there is no free wifi I would definitely recommend somewhere else (I assume people who voted for free wifi as an attribute are probably referring to airbears, which (1) requires a berkeley login and (2) doesn't get signal in most of milano)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5UeW6xMmWClWcOrw6cPXXg", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k5vCOeJ1yETulyOnEOnnow", "text": "We came here for a little pick me up while walking around CAL and the man that took my order was just either a major grump or didn't think I was funny. (I think it was the former, because I'm freakin' hilarious!)\n\nI had never been there (he might have thought differently since I'm Asian and we all know that CAL is populated with Asians) and I asked if the Mocha iced drink was delicious. He just looked at me and then said, \"it's blended.\" Okay... not what I was asking for, but I ordered, paid the man and realized it's not delicious. It was too mochay and my boyfriend ordered the hot chocolate and his was too milky.\n\nI'm sure this is a wonderful place to go, they had food and other drinks (the coffe smelled delicious, but I was already hot from walking around everywhere and wanted something cool) but the service I got from that grumpy bumpkin made me give this place a 2 star.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZO9D1HwWKoHOsK15oFlrIQ", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k7u8x1KgK7_MZDSvaClqbA", "text": "I would have given this cafe a one star, except they have good soups.\n\nLast semester, I came here every week for study group sessions and would always order their regular coffee. First, their coffee TASTES LIKE SHIT. I know, i always order it and never learn my lesson, and end up throwing that shit away after taking a couple of sips. I started ordering the mocha coffee which does a better job since the chocolate powder masks the taste, but you could still taste the shitty coffee bean that they use. Second, i have ordered soups for here as well as to go. They give moderately well proportions if you order it for here, but when i ordered it to-go the second time, it was half the proportion for the same amount of price. Third, I ordered one of their sandwich two weeks ago since i've heard from friends that they make really good sandwiches. When I received my order, i was disappointed and pissed to find 2 FREAKIN LONG STRANDS OF HAIR running across my sandwich. Seriously?! I've been a regular at this place, usually ordering just the flavored italian soda since all their coffees taste shitty, so im sure the workers their recognize me, but don't give off that friendly vibe at all. seems like they're only there for profit.\n\ni'd rather take my cash elsewhere, spend a couple more dollars and go further to starbucks or peet's to get a better quality coffee", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HrEpgPNa2QY2fgymcaDxoQ", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kfiUsHtH-ziOdZGziV_atw", "text": "So, I know I'm an astrophysics student, and have very little reason to be on the south side of campus, but I, for better or worse, know the south side much better than the north side, much to my chagrin. And of course like any student, I like studying, lounging, relaxing, chatting, and meeting people in cafes. And there happen to be three that I frequent on Bancroft. Milano is one of them.\n\nIn terms of coffee etc, its adequate. Pastries are fine, nothing to rave about, never had any of the sandwiches or heavier fare so I can't offer warnings/recommendations. But these, as many will tell you, is not the reason to go to Milano. What Milano has, that none of the other cafes seem to have, is the most awesome skylight and loft. I can remember more than once meeting people up in the loft for a chat or game of chess, and loving the skylight even more. Even the downstairs is a great place to relax. And the plants aren't fake!!!! If this makes a difference. ;)\n\nSo for a great relaxing place to drink, chat, and study, MIlano more than fits the bill.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wFJVXbiO-clyiom7KZ4gow", "date": "2007-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kNKOByHzzWTlxNND97IpZA", "text": "Last time I came, Mocha Bianca was good pastrami sandwich was good.\n\nThis time, Chai Latte too watered down and carrot cake absolutely flavorless.\n\nWifi nonexistent.\n\nI really want to like this spot. Maybe a third time will prove successful", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryFL5AT_BtZMQSdzse-GjA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kug3BUYtcHQcYrRy8vFQKw", "text": "Ok, listen berkeley. Today I have a special treat for you: I'm reviewing with my twinsey Susannah D. So prepare for double-time on this review.\n\nLet's get the basics out of the way: 'cross the street from campus, okay for studying, split-floor and classical music (no lady gaga, for better or worse). More spacious than most cafes.\n\nSusannah: Their chai's pretty good. Solid level of foam, which is sweeet. A water fountain, which is kinda convenient.\n\nAsaf: Their coffee's fair, their soy hot chocolates makes me sad. 90% foam (we disagree about the plus-or-minus status of foam). Also, the service is \"we get you your shit and you take care of the rest.\" As in, expect none, not even a \"hello.\" I've had experiences here where I'm not even acknowledged, I just hand over the card.\n\nOn a more positive note, sandwiches are said to be of quite good quality, though neither of us have tried their \"food food.\"\n\nBut all in all, \"it's a pretty basic cafe.\" You gotta get some studying done (good for groups), get some chillin' in, come here. You're looking for more, gotta walk more than a block! This review happened in 2 minutes. During one of which Susannah distracted me. She's totally sweet spice and I'm bitchy spice, apparently. Whatevs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2TmPUEkk77H4PZG2lrVDOA", "date": "2009-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l34Gu2R7TPgOLJwv4FzDBQ", "text": "The salads here are huge and come with giant pieces of yummy focaccia bread that just couldn't be good for you.  The tomato soup felt more like minestrone but wasn't bad.  The place is full of students but there are plenty of tables.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9flQa-l4e_AjOl_lMyW80w", "date": "2009-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lFAsIUW4sLv8lBnpBt7ZRA", "text": "Atmosphere: 4/5\nservice (cashier) 5/5\nWould definitely come here if in the area. Double the amount of coffee and better taste for half the price of starbucks. \n\nCafe Milano is a nice place to get coffee and relax with friends. I went to get a regular sized latte for $3.10 and it was huge. I was not expecting it to come in a big drinking glass (like the kind you get for water at a restaurant) for that price. I could barely finish it. My friend also got one and thought it was great. I take my coffee without sugar or honey. Without anything, the latte was great and the thick layer of foam on top was very creamy. \n\nIt was a warm day so the open door and glassless window made the setting perfect. My friend and I sat near the window and chatted. We had to move a table over because we both noticed everybody around us was studying and didn't want to bother them. You gotta use your library voices in here. It's not a loud place. Half the people were studying and half were having quiet chats and eating.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hRCa5gk-TchVtiLQYUmtJg", "date": "2011-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LHqjSmHyL3yiHcm93hkAUw", "text": "Never eaten here...just met friends here for coffee.  A great place to meet when the weather isn't so nice!  Coffee was always good and pretty reasonable.  Nice and close to campus!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "diDXW06J_Llz_Q8gY2bfZw", "date": "2008-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lk3wsreYCkGWWxMhSuLRCw", "text": "Favorite coffee shop around Berkeley campus by far. Good coffee and espresso related beverages, no fuss nor nonsense, laid-back atmosphere with good music, and open reasonably late (like every coffee shop Should be!).\n\nOnly downside is that seating can get a bit scarce, but the melange of customers makes for ample people-watching or satisfying conversation eavesdropping.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BfQpxLSx9xd8nmdSbQoPLg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LzEvyVemlIa9IfyHMFlSyQ", "text": "Came into the cafe to grab a quick bite with my girlfriend while we were visiting the UC Berkeley campus. We asked the person working the front what the soups today were and he responded in Spanish, with his coworkers and kitchen crew laughing in response. Assuming he said something rude, my girlfriend and I just looked at each other and decided to ignore it. When we had decided what we would like, he made deciding the type of bread and salad dressings very awkward, barking out hostile confirmations to the questions we had already answered. I'm no sensitive sally, i'm 20 years old, but I could tell this guy was intentionally being a prick.. and it was quite upsetting that he ruined the experience. The man I am talking about was in his 30s or 40s, with long black hair in a pony tail. \n\nThe food on the other hand, was delicious. What a shame to ruin it with the service that we couldn't stop shaking our heads about while eating. I highly recommend the pastrami. If you're starving and in the area, the food is delicious, but I believe that businesses striving to treat customers the right way should have your money, not this one.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "25rmWVLLR4sadYKP8wyihQ", "date": "2012-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m_aGyMTqdAkDsEzTFt9u6w", "text": "I really like this place.  The guys behind the counter are really nice and friendly.  I frequent this place during the semester.  I'm totally in love with the caramel lattes (caramel sauce, not the syrup) and they are priced pretty fairly.\n\nThe food is pretty good, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sSaLkH-WriPnldk7wWmlog", "date": "2009-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mM11bmzUe-n7LWYTW-jVnA", "text": "The mocha bianca is fantastic but I wouldn't study here due to the spotty internet. But the guys making the coffee are always friendly and talkative.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GWD6Fxp1o1oo9FRlO7p_cQ", "date": "2012-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mn7u-TVcWz3dvZ1SgM9lQg", "text": "open air sky lights\nupstairs it's almost like a tree house\nsweet smiles\nnumi tea\n\n= more studying.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "X8xrleX2xCNn4b4V95HdUA", "date": "2008-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M-ndpaXdw-YyWlEr-wcOTg", "text": "I spend a lot of time in this cafe, mostly for studying.\n\nAs a study location, this  place is pretty OK. They have abundant seating and free wifi. I've never been disappointed by any food or drink item I've gotten here. I normally go with a salad, which is big in size and come with some bread. Their cakes and pastries are pretty on par too. Teas and coffees are pretty good; nothing life-changing. \n\nThe cons are that the lighting is not the best, especially on the second floor. There are also not nearly enough outlets to satisfy the number of laptops. If possible, bring a  power strip and be the hero of those around you. \n\nIt gets pretty packed around midterms and finals, but overall, I enjoy studying here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IOGiivr1fjz2jxrlnMZkfw", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MRk0KrgWVSggTkKJhIoAAQ", "text": "i'm not a fan of this place.. tho my 2 friends and former coworkers were regulars... i think more for convenience than taste tho..\n\ngranted ive only tried their house coffee, americano, mocha, and bianca mocha.. i gotta say it's overpriced for what it is - bad coffee. \n\nwell.. once their peppermint mocha was nice.. so was their bianca mocha after a week of coffee abstinence.\n\nalways taste burnt (not in a good way cus i love dark roasted STRONG espresso/coffee) and service is not great unless you're all glammed up.. too bad for me when im rushing off to class...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5HoV4QrQhMmkHmmqCohfCg", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mZ6S3rYXSe5H07nw3f1bKQ", "text": "Stopped into Cafe Milano on a trip to visit Berkeley's campus.  I had breakfast - an everything bagel with cream cheese, plus orange juice.  The bagel was actually quite good, but that's probably because I'm used to Minneapolis' strangely crappy bagel selection.  OJ was standard.  Boyfriend got a latte and chocolate croissant - both were fine.  Nothing to rave about.  A-OK.\n\nI enjoyed listening to the guy behind me (possibly a TA) school a young girl (most possibly a freshman) on writing a book report.  He couldn't have been more pretentious, and she couldn't have soaked it up more.  Ah, young love.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ebC_pH92K4uxyDenoXb5bg", "date": "2010-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N7L1lbtRAhjDgoYJsOj8rQ", "text": "Love to study here with the smell of coffee in the air and just the right amount of noise. I always get the mocha bianca. If you drink inside Milano, the baristas always draw pretty pictures on the white foam of your coffee. It always makes my day when I see it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0HSKM7JrakDWGV6ErjdXKA", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NFnmyvNOquLBEDrx3_3-uA", "text": "I would never come here to study but that goes for any cafe since I need a sterile environment to study in. So I cannot review it as a study place but as a restaurant I love it. Their sandwiches, salads, etc. are delicious and for a great price. I come here 4-5 days a week. I love Cafe Milano and am craving it down here in Southern Ca.\n\nHighly recommend.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GcWScnjycVWaBeVTDoMLeA", "date": "2012-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NGBQMR7qCBYqJoz4gDy7nQ", "text": "Strong coffee and nice staff.  Love the cappuccino drawings!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1g6XKABWJAMK0xEpDO6nEg", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ni-UP6d4bSsx7uvo1tt5Gg", "text": "I don't drink coffee, but I was once a college student at Berkeley, and there was no better study spot than Cafe Milano, with it's amazing sandwiches and salads and ambiance. I remember writing papers here, hanging out with choir friends before a concert, meeting a friend weekly for lunch and gravitating every time to the 2nd floor for our usual sandwich-and-salad combinations. I DO have Cafe Milano cravings--in my opinion, this is the best cafe in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QCTDMx5zXmu14JrZxbVhnQ", "date": "2007-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nIuvLvTKmCOWJ15iVNVFxA", "text": "The coffee is mediocre and it's full of undergrads.  Yerg.  The food is... acceptable?  If you're hungry?  Of course the reason to go is that it's convenient to campus, and I can't deny that.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gCzNExzHMWE3ZnUG-zHCaA", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NrSdumiZm7TQhqC70lfMRw", "text": "A really average place serving your average sandwich.\n\nI remember having to drink 2 cups of water because the sandwich was on the dry side and the salad dressing was really sour. The flies in the store were a distraction, killing the peaceful setting of the calm music they had playing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NRukOZUdrSAX7q4nbBmIew", "text": "I usually go here when I need to study with someone and I DON'T need my computer. Outlets here are very, very limited. \n\nAtmosphere: decent amount of seating on both the bottom and the top floor. When it's busy, it can get cramped and crowded.\n\nFood: There sandwiches are pretty good. I really like the tuna sandwich - it has this light flavor to it. The salads are pretty tasty too. Prices aren't too bad as well. You'll be paying about $6-$7 on a sandwich.\n\nDrinks: Soy Chai Lattes are always good. Theyre never watered down which makes me a happy camper\n\nService: A little below average. The guys at the cashier can be kind of snappy sometimes. Makes me sad =(\n\nOverall: Good place to get some work done (remember, WITHOUT a computer, unless you'll be using it for a short time). Food and drinks are good as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NVWVYs67Hc3VkyY2JisxzA", "text": "I spent a good portion of my time here eating lunch and reading Shakespeare last summer when I took classes at Cal. It is a very comfortable atmosphere and I like their food, their coffee and their prices. I miss it. Santa Barbara doesn't have anything like this.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cMSZp7Go1bPKEQMYqStaXA", "date": "2007-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ocY_40CvdXa7yj13xrvY0Q", "text": "This cafe is a must when visiting Berkeley. The coffee is strong and sandwiches are great! Plus, the staff is always friendly, which makes your experience quite nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yxFX4Z4TkgW3XTNtRb8z9w", "date": "2011-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Of_D9C9YslL3n_BjSRMg9g", "text": "Great location, good coffee, good snacks. The upstairs space is very conducive to groups studying, and is pretty cozy (though the tables are rather small). Try it out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OHymlzHbmix1S2bRKA6QmA", "text": "Their chai lattes and turkey/chicken pesto sandwiches are good. Wifi is practically nonexistent. I'd advise against the pastries... there are always flies buzzing around in the display.\n\nThe guy who takes my order will sometimes slip in some Spanish which catches me off guard (\"Para aqui?\" \"What? Oh, si. Thank you.\")\n\nThere's something quaint about this place-- their brick walls, the open roof letting in sunshine, the tree in the middle of the establishment, filled with the chatter of college students and the stench of the occasional hobo. Nice place to study or grab a drink near campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L6HtAnX_08ecw-OiH454pA", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OoHdjKOl1-UMRBn2B6wsoA", "text": "Cafe Milano in my life has served as mostly the place where I meet GSIs during their office hours here or where I meet up with groups and clubs I am a part of. The big tables up stairs are great for big groups and afford enough privacy to be able to talk about club business yet intimate enough to make the time pass while planning lesson plans for 2nd graders with other energy starved students.\n\nIn terms of food, I recommend the bagel sandwiches and washing it down with a yummy soy chai latte.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-L9aYfl891vnGG-PNjdFmg", "date": "2009-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "opJejAX8UOhDx74sn2P6og", "text": "As far as cafes go, Cafe Milano is pretty average. There's nothing particularly special about their coffees or teas and their pastries are pretty good. Their sandwiches are decent and come with a salad, and are priced fairly.\n\nThis place could definitely use some renovations: their tables and chairs are all old and wobbly, and the benches along the walls are really uncomfortable. For a cafe that so many people use as a place to study, there's definitely not enough power outlets. The lighting is also way too dim, and although there's free wifi it's too slow to actually use, you'll spend more time trying to connect and reconnect than actually actually using the internet. If you sit by the window, you can get a decent but spotty Airbears connection though. This place also gets pretty crowded at times and it can be hard to find a seat. \n\nNot sure about other people, but the times that I've gone, the staff aren't particularly friendly. Also during the warmer months there seems to be an abnormally high number of flies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ABm3ocOu7J6XzB9cYYUViQ", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oxqL0sasC9e2r365I8oYFQ", "text": "Went here for NaNoWrimo write-ins this year, coming from the other side of the tunnel, and I gotta say that this place is worth it.  The space is absolutely amazing; you would never guess what a gem of a cafe fit into the narrow space.  I love their pastrami sandwiches, and they let you make some crazy coffee/tea drinks if you ask.  \n\nNot a lot of outlets, but the atmosphere and the food make up for it for me.  \n\nI'd write more but I'm really tired.  I LOVE CAFE MILANO.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WSgl_sqy1MpQ7Gse23jwWw", "date": "2008-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oY0hYHIF-3ZVPYqDOuWcIg", "text": "It's a good place to study since everyone around you is studying, but not good if you can't handle crowds and noise.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p2P9GT9yRGwO_5liOd-Kfw", "text": "I've only tried the Mocha Bianca here and I feel no need to try anything else. The first time I got it with a macaroon, which was most definitely not a good move on my part. Too much sugar in one sitting and I felt like a fatass afterwards. The macaroon is covered in chocolate and huge so this is a shoutout to all my fellow coconut-lovers out there! \nMy friend got the ham&cheese sandwich and the price was pretty reasonable for the portions.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p6DtHN626fScjcZtrqC77Q", "text": "Get an iced latte, trot across the street, attend lecture, and actually stay frightfully awake and alert for the next hour or two. One thing I never liked is how GSIs often hold OHs at popular cafes like Milano ,and how I could never spot my GSI amongst the sea of eclectic Berkeley folk once I got into the Milano's darkened chambers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4tSZPeEeDgVWaJH5hwwAA", "date": "2005-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pcc3BnzpwR67FF_umPhmJQ", "text": "Man this place is crowded during lunch hours. But there should be plenty of seating. I had the hot chicken sandwich and the side salad with lemonade. The prices are decent, slow service during heavy traffic hours, and good tasted good. I've visited many cafe's, and there's basically the same exact themes to all of them, and this one is barely different than the other 30948309483 cafe's around Berkeley. If you're looking for the status quo, come here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pg9ck9Y2qXQ6L993aPaR3w", "text": "The equivalent of Free Speech Movement Cafe, but on the southern edge of campus. However, there's no outdoor seating and it's generally a little dirtier. The sandwiches, on the other hand, are similarly tasty and it's just as good a spot to intend to do work and end up people-watching or bumping into an acquaintance. It's busy, crowded, and vibrant -- and the food and drinks are both tasty and reasonably priced. Hurrah for accepting cards! \n\nBeware: the restroom is pretty damn shady.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PKz8YAuH4NAAOnQDj1oiuA", "text": "large bug in my salad today.  yuckkkkkkk.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "EQyYj2pZ46Da5G8Ltz5JNw", "date": "2008-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pxFTGczfo8MSSGv4dgn2nQ", "text": "The drinks are average, the ambiance is fantastic.  Beautiful upstairs seating area with sky lights and ample seating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "j536bFpO1M1WTKhc5-JOxA", "date": "2012-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q3tGRH5lCT8Ae_2za-6uSQ", "text": "Cafe Milano is one of my fave spots in Berkeley for reading and studying or just pretending to do so. I love sitting upstairs and people watching, it can get a little crowded during peak hours but I always manage to find a table. Their salads are humongous, which makes me happy. It's funny to watch people vie for the two outlets upstairs, so be prepared. The bathroom is not the greatest, but the open skylight in the cafe more than compensates.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lOOuesNhuV81aHNWt_rf4g", "date": "2007-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qA2Laily7fwj0d0x-g_l7A", "text": "I'm not gonna lie, the primary reason I frequent Cafe Milano is its location. It's hardly a minute's walk from Sproul and is a good place to hang out with friends or get some studying done between classes, but that's about it. Their coffees have never impressed me and the decor is none too impressive either; their new paintings are nice, but their dirty restroom needs to be taken care of. \n\nI've never gotten any food here because I've seen flies in their food display case (where they keep the muffins, cakes, fresh fruit etc. ICK ICK ICK). This place isn't the best and isn't very sanitary, and it tends to get packed with students, particularly over the weekends. No really, it does. It's like CLAUSTROPHOBIA CENTRAL during midterm and final season(s).\n\nAlso, their internet is extremely slow and frustrating. I can only get the bare minimum done before tearing my hair out in frustration and heading to Philz. Sigh. Still, it's a decent Berkeley cafe.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QHbSrq51eqhhDyGUB7uaAg", "text": "A quick place to get a decent tasting sandwich.  It was pretty fresh and includes a side salad and drink.  For 6 bucks.  I had the turkey sandwich which was decent on whole wheat bread.  The salad had very sweet dressing which I could have done without.  Some place to chill at.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VFXKRVzEMbnsDcYFdwiiuA", "date": "2009-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qt-B8TSjL9K9pu32fuCA3w", "text": "Overpriced sandwiches. Dirty cafe, full of flies. Once, I saw flies in the dessert case, crawling over the croissants. Don't come here if you care for your health. There are plenty of better alternatives in Berkeley. The salads are also overdressed.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mBgtkwwpwHUlQRQ2IVqrIQ", "date": "2009-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qUTendAFcg8WXeygS6c9ng", "text": "Best white mochas ever. Great place for just hanging out, but it can get pretty crowded. Free wifi (you have to ask for the password), great food, excellent coffee, and a central location. I heart Milano!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gDxSpme9duJavbNusoRRmg", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qVyQETxY32RBsjHqSFAiBw", "text": "Ordered a double cappuccino. They misunderstood and made two drinks. They insisted on giving me $3 back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vS_7saYNvl7s8dd7QSeNig", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qXkucDlDgCHUaSsu0nnzqQ", "text": "Very charming cafe with large, open window doors right by campus.  There is a cozy, upper level perfect for studying and they actually play good classical music.\n\nThey've upped the prices on the drinks, so get your Italian sodas elsewhere, perhaps Strada?  I haven't had the salads or sandwiches, but the raspberry croissants are heavenly, especially if you have them toasted.\n\nI have to say that the cafe is not very clean, especially the ground level and the bathroom.  Often times, there are bums hanging around in Milano, but they are harmless.  It's also difficult to connect to AirBears, but they may have added their own wifi network.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9GmuevI6TbHhyuW7YXSVXw", "date": "2008-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QZIVet9R0sjs6RoYIAfetA", "text": "Top three favorite foods: \n\n1. Tuna Sandwich\n2. Italian Salad\n3. Bagel with 'the works' \n\nTheir honey-dijon dressing is the best!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TmpolzKjqHoVSJkI44Aw9Q", "date": "2006-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RA9mgw0sV03ONn9WR4Tjvw", "text": "cafe milano is the indoor equivalent to caffe strada. good coffee, great atmosphere, and a bit cozy. Often a favorite for professors to meet students to talk about papers or whatnot.  It's a great study place when its not finals and you can find a seat", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rhZoB3hFq31kj4nCbJ-EQg", "text": "I love Milano!!!! The staff remembers you and treats you like a person, the food is good, the coffee is yummy, and there's always nice music playing in the background. PLUS when it's warm outside, they open the large windows, which is excellent. It's the perfect place to study, have a meeting, or just grab lunch/coffee. Love it. \n\nMy only critique would be that they need a couple more outlets. . .", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vu2dnJWyPYCE_lwxPooBcQ", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RL2W3AeFP4y0aN0PJCZtBg", "text": "This is another cafe where there's so many students going through that I have serious doubts about how clean the tables and seats actually are. I like their setup a lot though - there's a lot of indoor seating and indoor foliage.\n\nFood is alright. I've gotten cakes, Italian sodas, salads, sandwiches, and bagels here. They burnt my bagel once, but apologized a lot for it and offered to remake it (I declined because it wasn't THAT big of a deal to me), so that was okay. Their actual meal foods are kind of average - plus, they seem to not keep all the ingredients they need in stock because they were unable to make me a salad once.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_s7qOl7HIPTWQWWr3npsKA", "text": "The seats at this place is fucking shite....a form of torture and dissuading many to stay there as little as possible.  The workers there are fine, they`re good people just trying to move you along.  The cafe is one of the remnants of *wanting to NEVER BE CAUGHT DEAD THERE.  But not everyone here is a hipster, so this place is as good as you make it.\n\nI first went there in 1990, then 97-04 and recently in 08.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BI7wgZk-1NxLq2LzeQDzhg", "date": "2008-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S9_u8J44eE9qsTXzmirfGg", "text": "It's dirty and noisy and the pastries are not tops.\n\nHowever, the coffee is good. Sometimes, too, the foam will be decorated, and I'm a sucker for foam art. Another plus is that despite the noise and crowdedness, there is always seating--albeit dirty, unbussed seating.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K4ucE5Z71bh69X7WAHhvmg", "date": "2007-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sk9rbrUFNejtju_k2C6Hzg", "text": "3.5 stars\n\nthe coffee is not all that awesome (read: burnt; if you like starbucks you might be just fine) but the chocolate croissants are above average and the lunch food is respectable.\n\nIf I'm in the neighborhood and can't stomach some blondie's or fat slice, I'd opt for cafe milano.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kORGcgi0Iw2RG8gJl84MVA", "date": "2008-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SNjbN6IY-ww20WIW7LV4rg", "text": "I come here once or twice a week to get coffee and have a chat with a friend. This is a coffee spot in Berkeley that takes credit card WHILE being reasonably priced. My impressions:\nDrip coffee - Tastes like coffee rather than straight bitter. Take that, Starbucks...\nLattes/Cappuccinos - Pretty average, I generally prefer Cafe Strada down the street since they have some crazy milk steamer that makes perfect foam. However, if you don't order to-go they like to do some latte art (actually, probably just syrup). More likely if you're a pretty girl - my friend got a picture which she insists were a pair of nipples, but all I saw was a smiley face.......\nCaramella/Mocha Bianca - Do you like sugar? \nHot Chocolate - This one's just awesome. Moreso if you like dark chocolate. Good for when it's cold out and you don't need a caffeine fix.\n\nAll in all, it's a good spot to hang out. I don't know why people come here to study what with the lack of outlets and wireless internet.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dRSz0aNLiHOPp4sU5dms5g", "date": "2009-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sPbLfvwAJY56h-Axp-tuBw", "text": "I've always thought this place was okay.. like the people below me have said, it's crowded, noisy, and the internet's really flaky even though it's so close to campus. There's lots of seats, but the upstairs tables are kind of weird. At some tables, the chairs are connected so if one person gets up, we all feel it haha.\n\nIt's a great place to study at especially on a Sunday morning. It's probably a better place to socialize. The coffee and pastries aren't that fresh, but they're still affordable..My favorite is the ham and cheese croissants.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tCQHfq19OCq2brht4asijg", "text": "Good coffee, and great place to study. If only they had more outlets for my laptop!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RL3zz0FSXGWz61v1aJlfgw", "date": "2008-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TILED-dlkuhllJmkMO2wpg", "text": "I like it here! So wonderful how close this place is to campus. They have a good menu with lots of variety for breakfast, lunch, coffee and tea. Yay for options! I particularly enjoy the upstairs loft and the fact that they only play classical music. Don't like how there aren't any power sources upstairs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HkYIeuTYXTHS0VuwZhx56Q", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uRaYeF5klF-oBDonQ2lm1Q", "text": "The place is decent. I've been here a few times, ordered my coffee, and have never been impressed with the place. It is interesting as to how this place is always packed...maybe since it is close-by the campus...but there are definitely better places near campus to get good coffee.\n\nThey have two floors, but I have stopped checking the second floor, as everyone always guns for those first in choosing seats. Eh...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "saDYN_zBEoNheolWPh5RcA", "date": "2010-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UuM7grHT7EKz3f2rF3wJVg", "text": "\"Their coffee restores my faith in humanity.\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nAeM6pzIHIJFoBKq1-Fkmg", "date": "2005-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vByCOmdviGmPssc8SM-ckA", "text": "The staff is friendly, the desserts are tasty, the soy chai is perfect if you ask for it strong, the internet is slow, the ambiance is conducive to studying, the high ceilings/ huge windows/classical music make a great coffeeshop atmosphere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fZUwISZ-kQ18Rhl_fsRTkw", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VSWX0ZJqRGZ5-vQuW9F_VQ", "text": "i worked at milano when i was an undergrad.  back then, all the cashiers were female students and the busboys and coffee makers were mexican men.  it was my first real job and the only reason i was able to stay in berkeley over the summer after my first year rather than moving back home with my parents.  i will love it forever for this reason alone.  \n\ni lived near ashby bart and i would leave my house at 5am and walk to bart in the dark when i had to open and then run to catch the last train home when i closed, for barely more than minimum wage.   \n\ni learned to drink espresso and ate almost all my meals there.  i was also generous to others.  we pretty much only served salads, soup and 2 kinds of sandwiches on focaccia, tuna and vegetarian.   i still can't look at focaccia bread without feeling sick and nostalgic at the same time.   \n\ni met a lot of cool people as well as randoms who would recognize me later but whom i would have no recollection of.  the asian guy from harold and kumar was a regular.  having that job definitely made me less shy.  i quit after i got a campus job that paid more and didn't require me to get up at the crack of dawn or stand on my feet for 6 hours at a time before and after class.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XkLK2iBsgqF6mWwDfRgqqQ", "date": "2006-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VTcmLTfK_V7PccSbMW8kPg", "text": "My favorite coffee house in berkeley right now.\n\n\nGreat Latte, plenty of seating, 2-stories, free wifi, open late. Beautiful building.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J0Z40OCKObv52gJRtyrDWQ", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wJWee0ImrgCbVFwJoptCgw", "text": "Great ambiance (two floors, high ceiling). A great place to study or relax, though the loud mexican polka music detracts from the experience.\r\n\r\nFood: generous portions for a low price. The sandwiches are OK. The salads are consistently overdressed. \r\n\r\nThe espresso is especially harsh. You can see the barrista at work as you order. They don't know how to make the stuff -- I've never, in many visits, seen them tamp down the grounds before brewing, and this is a basic, fundamental, crucial, do-not-pass-Go, Espresso-making 101 step.\r\n\r\nStill, the place is cheap, there's always seating, and you can hang out without feeling rushed. Two stars for the food and drink, one extra for the space. Just don't expect a good cuppa.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IPzVg0wE9EW2_VfJI0Uzgg", "date": "2006-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wpt2UyM2abCAB6Aufj9v1Q", "text": "Great place to go and get some work done. I feel safe there and I trust my fellow study-ers to watch my stuff when I pop off to the men's room for a couple of minutes. \n\nThe other patron's there are always civilized, they will watch your seat for you if you step away (even if you don't ask them to). \n\nAnd the employees there really know what they are doing and they don't bother you if you spend 8 hours there and only buy one thing. \n\nThe only thing is I don't care too much for their food selection and I've had better mocha's, but other than that, I'm pretty much a regular at this place, I love it! and shopping is just around the corner if you're a shop-o-holic like me. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "op90fPQfpa0j0CDx6uzR5w", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wth_SoBQyoAbh8joWqIUzw", "text": "wifi gets a little slow and spotty at times, so just save it for the casual page browsing while doing some work/just enjoying coffee+food\n\nthe drink choices, while not terribly limited, aren't entirely impressive either with the variety.  The prices, however, are completely okay\nMy favorite here is the hot turkey sandwich, which they make with pesto, turkey, bell peppers, and cheese. I came here today and they gave me wheat bread instead of foccacia without warning me. Fumed silently for a while, but it was still good! all was well. \n\nIf you enjoy studying in a cafe with some character and don't mind the little sounds of hustle&bustle, cafe milano's a great place, located conveniently sproul plaza (:", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zgtrEnx_Ff1iMdD2uF0XeQ", "date": "2012-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xfH49V2DSVvGr3aybybplw", "text": "Sure, there are a few clouds of flies in various areas you have to walk through, but that's not a shock what with the open roof and windows.\n\nOn that note, I love the look and feel of this place. It looks almost like an outside cafe in a garden, except with most of a ceiling. Anyone know what they do when it rains? As much as I loved being able to see the clear blue sky overhead, it seems like it'd be a pain then... although I guess it doesn't rain much here. (This would never fly back home in Chicago!)\n\nI only had an iced coffee (ordered a large, charged for a medium, woo!), but it was just what I needed. This was a great place to read, and I'll definitely be back soon with a new book and order a sandwich.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tXRWNj9yYlQt0bNzPsx_nQ", "date": "2009-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XqTRFWAGgf90geL3J_9s7w", "text": "I often stop here if I have a moment to spare before catching a film at PFA or hopping on a bus. When weather permits I like to snag a table near the open windows, or enjoy the the cozy, wooden loft, which makes me feel like I'm in a treehouse. And who doesn't love a treehouse?\n\nGreat location, Great latte.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yFmLKH3kUbT9GGPmr76dpQ", "date": "2009-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xwO3utAu8nMnBGb1aXca-A", "text": "I love sitting in their upstairs loft area.  I used to stop by this place all the time between classes. I like their coffee. I noticed in berkeley they tend to put coffee in clear mugs. They do that here too. I like that :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yAc6SerMloUBudpx4bekRg", "text": "Oh, Milano!  Why so dirty?  The number of places near campus that get away with this level of dirtiness never ceases to amaze me.  Good for a coffee to go, but can't stomach anything more from this filthy spot.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TLIHRsEcH_0nufF4uZbffw", "date": "2009-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ymJLIWAu2S9GREmADqItwQ", "text": "Great, friendly staff and quality espresso drinks. Bagels were yummy and the open seating area is a plus. Perfect place to study or to relax.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qNDolek3UimrDYDgAYnB3Q", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YQvG-iEN0ASOqfKiRdJDNA", "text": "A great place to duck into when walking down Bancroft and you're starving, needing coffee, and/or have work to do but not feeling like studying on campus. There's free wifi with purchase, plenty of seating, good access to outlets, and a nice open, airy feeling to the place. Yet there's nothing particularly enticing about the food or the coffee, which is why I specifically say \"starving\" or \"needing.\" Still, I have every intention of being a repeat customer, because above all, it's an accommodating environment.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RdvF0neSwkZUwMrNHMGkrQ", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z7J84Kmt0sVUGonUnT0txw", "text": "Milano fulfills two of the three requirements for a good study place for students. \n\n+ Lotsa' tables, decent sized too!\n+ Decent food, drinks and snacks\n\nStill missing some goodies...\n\n-  NO WI-FI, WTF!?\n-  Unless for the 2-3 outlets upstairs, downstairs is void of any (unless you use the x-mas lights)\n-  Can't they stay open later?\n\nFinal Call:\nBetter than Strada and for Southsiders, this is a good bet for those that want to study into the early eve.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zjVrGcmaNjRd6WDuhr6pnA", "text": "Oh Cafe Milano.\nI remember when I passed by this cafe when I was doing college visit in Berkeley.\nMy first impression was, \"EW, it's gross.\" However, it became my #1 cafe in Berkeley.\nAside the fact that it's super close to the campus, I love their food, especially Chicken sandwich, salad, and Caramel latte! \nIt's very spacious, still it's hard to find sitting during midterm/final period. \n\nI love this place to pieces!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cqgQitguLAi5_phzFEAypw", "date": "2009-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZrIYJHanh-uuBGHm3zeNmA", "text": "awesome iced cafe latte, i love it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U_aJ4uhhZVFwyTP6XgSCXw", "date": "2011-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dJ6wQxDuEq__30lP3O7-tw", "text": "Like Strada, many people come here to study and do work. Or they just like having people look at them do work. Either way, good coffee and good sandwiches gives this cafe a classy feel that I would entertain because it's closer than FSM and safer than Strada. However, I still can't figure out whose idea it was to serve hot coffee in a pint glass.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EJsk05P0BPiKzeiGQVijiw", "text": "It's ok. Everything about this place is ok: the coffee, the pastries...\n\nMaybe everything is even \"pretty good\". But I don't understand the cult obsession. Berkeley friends of mine keep dragging me here, and it's always fine, but never something i crave or would chooseon my own.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jgi0iam1b2XEqYAQBP7NRQ", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-jdMuGWL5tUVZ2DIdIFm0w", "text": "This is a review of Cafe Milano's espresso.\n\nCafe Milano's espresso fucking sucks.\n\nhints of motor oil, with strong notes of burnt rubber and battery acid, plus a lingering charcoal aftertaste.\n\nAnd yes, I came back to give them a second chance, and was again astounded by the undrinkable sludge they SELL to hundreds of students every day...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "uSNdnNLil4Hrzn7sTxCs4w", "date": "2009-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NmXkD8WO-cO6QJ050qV8wQ", "text": "lighting sucks.  really.\n\nalways feels awkward because you're way too fucking close to the people at the next table, and sometimes you're facing them...then you try to avert your gaze, and you look all psychopathic.\n\nwhat is with those benches upstairs where your butt slides backwards in them and lodges permanently unless aid comes?  how does anyone get anything done there?\n\nthere is no obvious sign outside, so if you ask someone to meet you there, even people who've been at berkeley for 3 years can't freakin find the cafe.\n\n**************start happy anecdote**************\n\none time, the guy making the latte drew a really cool cartoon face in the foam of my latte.  it made me smile. \n\n**************end happy anecdote**************", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2X4yIsAHtPi_UwfgaCCloQ", "date": "2006-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "o_xw8K-RhL1BoR4ObdKbqg", "text": "I had a second horrible experience that forced me to demote my two-star rating to one-star.\nCons:\nInattentive baristas.\nStale muffins.\nWeak coffee.\nOutlet deficiency.\n\nPros:\nAcross the street from campus.\n\nI should have gone to the Coffee Bean.\n----\nThey don't pay attention to the customer. I ordered a mocha glacier (a frappucino-type of thing) and they gave me a regular mocha. I wanted a cold drink, not a hot one. Now I'm heated up about it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "AckthJikDsJq_56DLd5_8g", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qxPNPDPPHG4-u1W1jvZRwg", "text": "I have so many great memories at Cafe Milano during my undergraduate years at Cal. \n\n1. Studying countless hours upstairs for a midterm or final \n2. Thinking of and writing sketches with my sketch partner for jericho! Improv\n3. Overhearing interesting conversations from the colorful group of people who often hung out at the cafe\n4. Complaining about the music that played with my friend \n5. Hearing my dad squeal in delight after he had the chicken sandwich for the first time - \n\nAbout that. My dad is obsessed with Cafe Milano's chicken sandwich. If I ever came home, first thing he demanded was that I bring along with the chicken sandwich. Whenever he visited, no other restaurants would be even be considered for food. He'd pick the sandwich over a free meal at Chez Panisse. He'd pick the sandwich over my mom.\n\nThe food is delicious - great salads, great sandwiches (clearly). The drinks are so-so - the mochas, what I generally ordered, had good and bad days. Regardless, Cafe Milano is a wonderful cafe and a very \"Berkeley\" place to go\n\nNegative point - no free wifi and shady with AirBears.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FSg-2iUEOXZSz390j8QXbQ", "date": "2009-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "us9KG69V9nzAqG0gOSs1tw", "text": "I spent almost my whole life in Milan..so I had to go in a place called Cafe' Milano... right? I was attracted by the location... and I found a very good, fresh and cheap lunch...\ntoo good too fresh and of course too cheap in comparison with Milan... and this is cool!!!\ngood job gold star for u!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fimRLNa54HHSAU_7-UfucQ", "date": "2009-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "V3jnjnf34_ZWDcGGCz-8Bw", "text": "Yes!  I'm so glad I found this place because it is yummy, fresh, and affordable.  I just had a simple Italian salad, with big chunks of fresh mozz, peppers, art hearts, lots of fresh lettuce, tomats, yumminess.  Big slice of focaccia, not oily enough, but overall for about 6 bucks a great deal and a delicious lunch.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pe5Kl6pV6dAa6h4xt2e2ww", "date": "2011-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VUoaQxnkkaPYAiXsJTS-yg", "text": "Not my favorite coffee shop in Berkeley, but good nevertheless. Their mocha bianca is a good blend of being both sweet white chocolate and espresso. I like it way better than Cafe Strada.\n\nThe service is good, they don't rush you when there's a line and one worker does one of those coffee art things on my mocha when he's working. Also, once received a free cookie, but it might be because worker was in the giving-mood ( the customer in front of me had a young son who was given a free cookie and I might have benefited by being directly behind and young looking...)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-k8vRIHlhsNYsE_htu3E2w", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-rORRgEMgrISlXlXVndiPA", "text": "A decently yummy lunch place with good coffee, but I just can't take the ghetto-dirtiness of it all. The sandwiches are good and well-priced, my latte even had a little bit of artwork in it, but I had to move someone's old cup from my table (which, by the way was falling apart, I almost expected termites to come crawling out of the sides) and it was so crowded, I felt like I was eating on top of my neighbor's Mac book.\n\nI think I would really like this place if they cleaned it up. If they are trying to work the urban-ghetto look of most berkeley cafe's... its just not flying.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PIUyNuH-tNMDGdjhG2zFyA", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "UoB8spqD7S6RQz5hhvo92g", "text": "Big thick and fat gangsta homemade bread meets a mound of meat, cheese, and all the fixings. How could you go wrong with their gangsta sandwiches? You just cant.\n\nNow not only is this place infamous for serving up a hearty sandwich. They also happen to have one of the most insane salads out there. I mean you could finish these things but you probably are hurting. And that from a Salad of all things! Just imagine what the sandwiches will do to you. \n\nThis is how my trip to this place usually ends. I eat way to much good food, fresh food at that, and I usually end up sitting on the sidewalk, back to a wall of one of the local telegraph shops, and napping. Only to wake up with a few pennies, a quarter, and the occasional gutter punk sitting next to me eating the left overs I could not finish.\n\nFOOD COMA...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LNz5NSoV8XVZhxIp5wYh3Q", "date": "2009-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "XjetNJs9xEv8EK8hc9ol5w", "text": "I am only here because I have no choice.\n\nI needed a cafe that was close to Telegraph x College and indoors, as I have a laptop and it's forecasted to rain heavily this afternoon (which has all of the Bay Area freaked since this is the first major storm of the season. As an aside, I spent the last year in NY and I think a major storm here is still considered a light drizzle on the East Coast. But anyway...) Strada was out of the question as the indoor seating is about as plentiful as the parking in this area (read: nil).\n\nSo I arrived, scavenged for 10 min looking for a wall outlet (in this large cafe, there's only about 6 outlets TOTAL, most of which are upstairs). I couldn't find any so I'm now running off of very little battery power and was mad enough to spend it posting this review. I asked for the WIFI password. It cost me $1 to get the 20-character password. ONE DOLLAR? \n\nAnd, by the way, you can't really get good Airbears or Free WiFi coverage here; not sure why, as it is right across the street from Cal. Anyway...\n\nDid I also mention that the food is mediocre quality? The coffee is certainly cheap ($1.35), but you get what you pay for: watered down, and flat-tasting. The food here is okay. Keep in mind, though, that SF Soup Company is 2 doors down... and Durant food court is 1 block south... and the food there is loads better.\n\nThe service is average. These aren't exactly the people who will smile at you when you order. They'll just ask you what you want, then give it to you. At least they usually get the order right.\n\nBathrooms: well, there's one. I'd say it's on the border between sanitary and thank-God-the-lights-aren't-brighter.\n\nThe seating makes me happy that I have built-in cushioning on my ass. It's predominantly wooden benches that sink backwards. As in further away from your table and workstation. Smart design, eh? There is also plenty of ambient lighting, thanks to the abundant windows and skylight. But the lamps are dim, so if it's not a bright day outside, the entire cafe is really dim. \n\nThe crowd is mostly undergraduates who are chatting, so the ambience is noisy. I wouldn't count this as a wonderful, serious place to study without headphones.\n\nIn short: I'd come here more as a last resort. It's good for a quick-stop-cheap-coffee detour, but not a sit-down-and-spend-hours-studying cafe.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7Xpb51viDdOaV_89olxp5w", "date": "2009-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1IoECx0Ll2aMJDiAQQMEvA", "text": "Not a bad cafe.  A little dirty, and I actually saw a mouse there once, but boy are the sandwiches good.  The coffee's decent, and probably the biggest wins for the place is location and proximity to campus, amount of seating, and it's a good place to talk.  Not a great place to study since wi-fi isn't free, hard to catch from campus, and the tables (and seating) are kind of crummy.\n\nI do admit though, when they open the sunroof during the days and the light comes crashing through the two story lofted space, it's pretty nice.  I liked going there and reading.  Made me feel smart, especially with campus right across the street, and the big windows with people walking by looking in.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2007-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4aIu0sY8BNISS7dPzx49lg", "text": "This joint has gotten me through many exams and papers. Love the brick walls, wooden chairs, balcony, and marble tables. Somehow that graces me (and everyone else in the cafe) with an amazing ability to concentrate and get work done.\n\nAlso, no one but me seems to be amazed by the fact that their skylight/sunroof opens electrically. Dude, that's so freakin' awesome!! What other cafe has such a cool feature? Combined with the fact that they accept credit, Milano may be the most high tech cafe around Berkeley.\n\nTheir music selection seems to vary by whoever's working there. Classical music is played on weekdays, but if you arrive early on the weekends (i.e. 8AM) to claim one of their 8 electrical sockets on the second floor, Spanish music blares down on you (and by Spanish music, I don't mean music from Spain, but songs sung in the Spanish language). This ethnic flair eventually gives way to full out pop music in the afternoon. I was just there yesterday, and Beyonce was telling everyone in the cafe to move \"to the left, to the left,\" while Gwen showed us how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S. \n\nLike others have mentioned, nightime at Milano can get pretty spooky. If you do plan to be on the second floor, bring a flashlight...or better yet, a lamp.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gAA-Jif3SO5bjHeuI57_vQ", "date": "2007-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4_fV6qkCkj6ZOVt9gcRxHg", "text": "Overall a nice place. I like the Mocha Bianca!! It's very sweet, but I still drink it every time I come here. I've had a tuna sandwich before, but I was surprised by how small it was. I seriously wondered if they forgot to give me the rest of the sandwich... The salad on the side was also something you can put together at home... nothing special...\n\nI only come here to grab some food if I'm in a rush. I personally don't like studying here because it gets hot/humid sometimes, and it's loud and crowded (hard to find a seat--especially one near an outlet)... but I always see productive students studying. It's a nice place to chat with friends too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "57J42lnadpCDseVcaFpTuQ", "text": "As my favorite cafe to study in, I value Cafe Milano for its decor more than anything else.  The sandwiches are sizable and reasonbly priced and the mocha biancas are amazing.  Always bustling and never boring.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gLke-4oih1t7urvoQAENcQ", "date": "2005-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Lv-lT2KkuxraaIUdHLF0A", "text": "It's superrrr convenient for in between class breaks. I advise you not to visit during the huge rush hours btwn 12-1pm. But they are veryyyyy fast! They're obviously used to huge crowds and have an efficient way of tackling all the customers before anyone gets cranky.\n\nI would have to agree that it's seriously not my kinda study spot. Too much buzzing all the time and light chatter. I think it's more of a place to hang.\n\nBut I LOVEEEE..\n- the chicken pesto pasta \nfor $4 seriously legit price and just enough to satisfy during lunchtime\n- the coffee is pretty good\n- hot mocha so yummy! \nand seriously shout out to the guy who makes draws me little faces in my mocha foam. way to brighten some of my gloomier days at berkeley!\n- FROSTED LATTE \nabsolutely delicious on a summer day. has enough caffeinne to do the trick and seriously delicious. great balance of yummyness and coffee (nothing like the too-sweet starbux fraps).\n- almond croissant!\n\nMilano you are my favorite stop before all my wheeler and barrows classes!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r3xAeMCc7z0Yu9WALxm8sQ", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Sc95ygOFMNqC4pNo24wbw", "text": "I ordered a latte here and it was pretty good! The store front looks small but when you go inside, you find out it was two floors. The top floor has this nice balcony ledge which you can look down onto the people on the first floor. It's quiet and offers a nice place to have a long chat with a friend or study for hours.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2012-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "64nRo71b4dX9H2momwmV7A", "text": "Cafe Milano is located right across the street from campus, and is often swamped with UC Berkeley students. Due to the large amount of seating compared to other coffee shops in the area, many people (including myself) use Cafe Milano as their primary meeting spot for group projects, coffee with friends, etc. Milano has a lively atmosphere, and is always an enjoyable place to walk into to. \n\nMilano offers all the pastries, coffee, and drinks of a typical coffee shop. My personal favorite item is the Cafe Milano Chicken Sandwich. The sandwich has warm chicken in marinara sauce with melted mozzarella and a nice side salad with tomatoes. It costs $6.75. \n\nThe downsides of Caf\u00e9 Milano: It's often difficult to access the Internet. When you are able to log onto the Free Wi Fi, it's extremely slow. In addition, there are only a few outlets in the entire caf\u00e9. \n\nIn short, if you're looking for good conversation with friends, come here. If you're trying to work for a few hours on your computer, try somewhere else.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8FsBrVA9JkD0Z35J4lFfYQ", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6RLg1vZlojbDhkM91hCnYA", "text": "My local cafe when I'm on the streets of Berkeley. now I did work for Peet's so i have quite a high standard for coffee and Milano kinda makes it. Now i can't say that I do indulge in their espresso drinks anymore b/c i think its a lil messed up that no matter what size you order....its still a single espresso. But their drip coffee is actually amazing. With just a bit of soy and a small spoonful of brown sugar it is the best treat right before a class. \n\nSome times I actually crave this stuff. I'm not too fond of their pastries though. A few years ago when i was a freshman and didn't know any better i used to think they were good. Now being that I am 3 years wiser...their pretty bad. Do urself a favor and go on Durant and hit up Kingpin for a pastry.......\n\nBut I digress!\n\nSandwiches...on HIT! My personal fav is the Turkey sandwich with the roasted bell pepper...mostly b/c they heat it up. I can't figure out what the dressing is that they put on their house salad but its too is scrumptious! I do enjoy their mini salads which you can get on the go for that perfect amount to keep u awake in class or in a meeting without being offensive. \n\nA lil tip for the CalYellpers! Airbears does work @ Milano...HOLLA!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9PF9t1FY1gq2JxeecJ-HrA", "date": "2007-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8AoPpQgEnlgVEgdFxt-3ew", "text": "Nothing too special. The best thing this place is that it's big - so you'll always find a seat. Other than that I feel like it's a pretty standard coffee shop. It's decent if you want to study and be near the UCB campus. So in between classes is an ideal time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZLfvKFwIAexQQOTV3SU6uA", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BaZvZUL4Gpwa8O2OqHfDLA", "text": "Definitely what a cafe should be! I love the feel of Milano and could easily lose an hour just drinking coffee and eating sandwiches with a couple of friends. Such a chill place to be--other people are studying, reading newspapers, chatting with friends, playing chess, or doodling. Great place to meet up with classmates. Just remember to tell them it's next to Jamba Juice because I don't believe there is a sign...\n\nI didn't even venture into the cafe until two years into college, but ever since, I occasionally return to pick up and sandwich and coffee (I love their mocha biancas!). Ahah, I actually went today. Recommended for a lunch with buddies :)\n\nDown sides: No wifi (or really poor) and bathroom seems shady.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IIRFv4Q-O_aDWgwnRgxN1g", "date": "2009-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bF5kCl7ycBwtrKIwCKtvlQ", "text": "this place used to be my fav spot near campus where you can get a tastyy sandwich w/ salad w/ their famous dijon mustard dressing for 4.50!!!!!!! unfortunately during the summer they raised the price by a dollar or so; but still you can still get a turkey or tuna or ham sandwich in focaccia bread or mexican role for 5.50 and a refreshing side salad with it; the chicken sandwich w/ pesto sauce is really good, i think that cost like 6.25 or so? still not too expensive, but less attractive compared to before.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CnCkK0gj31CpKDvGOfWnfg", "date": "2006-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "caVzxjtkwKrvpydMqoPBng", "text": "i like the ambience. i like sitting on the 2nd story and watching everyone be busy.\ni went here with a friend and we got sandwiches, which were pretty much the same, with a choice of bread (i got foccaccia) and sundried tomato pesto sauce). the value is pretty good--you can get a big sandwich and salad for about $5.50. i wasn't a fan of the honey mustard dressing, but my friend was.\noverall, decent food, but i won't be having any cafe milano cravings.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dcrw-G6mk0JsaeKsJXiW2Q", "text": "More like a 3.5 rating;\n\nOver the summer they served this really delicious watermelon juice for like $2. Awesomeness!\n\nEgg bagel = extra awesomeness!\n\nSandwiches are decent. They taste really good, but they're also around the ball park of $7. Comes with a salad.\n\nGreat location. Relaxed atmosphere. Pretty big cafe. It's not quite bright enough to do some hardcore studying, but it's fine for an hour of studying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DWHj-oBnO4cae1XU2KePEA", "text": "Really just mediocre, but the sort of place you (and everyone else) goes to a lot because its just there when you need it.\n\nCoffee = fine\nEspresso = fine\nFood = fine\nPrices = fine\nOverall = meh\n\nWhen I was at Cal millions of us could come in and study together and no one would be bothered by it. Somehow this place is sort of a study hall of students, but its dark and a little noisy and not so comfortable, and hard to find a seat, so I think we've all been duped into thinking its good--I used to walk whole blocks just to study there. \n\nMilano's is only acceptable for those who think that Berkeley = Telegraph.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5XECxkkMoRw14YFNh5n2LA", "date": "2008-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FPoxUoUG4A5g-xU_vVjOAQ", "text": "i spent more time in here during my 2yrs at cal than i did in my dorm. \n\ntheir espresso is rich, and they use red pepper pesto in their lunch sandwiches\n\nthey used to let me in early before they opened, and i loved sitting upstairs so i could look up into the sky as they opened the sun-roof.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cxJn_aySnXA7e7StQaRgzQ", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IHA-Bd4aRnxx5e9p7EKKeg", "text": "I was in a rush, so I couldn't really enjoy any of the atmosphere people described. I just grabbed a blueberry muffin and small coffee to go- and was pleasantly surprised with reasonable prices and the best muffin I've had at any coffeeshop around. Muffins tend to be bad in Berkeley coffeshops for some reason. The coffee was passable. What really sold me was the efficiency of the staff and general promise for a cafe.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MgAgvJwlt8ujtE4Pr0r9uQ", "date": "2008-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ii22F4Oolh7wJ876QLrO2Q", "text": "I don't understand why this place is so PACKED during midterm and finals season.\n\nTheir coffee is horrible, their lattes all taste the same and the environment has a musty-like feel to it with poor lighting.\n\nThe only pluses I can think of are that there are a lot of seats and it's across the street from campus. And the sandwiches are decent.\n\nOverall, a good place to meet up but a bad place to get any serious studying done.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "slsPAIbU86PpvkSoTMHWVg", "date": "2011-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j9c2yiIdzOtjeHZekHdF2Q", "text": "If you need an indoor cafe to study at on southside, this is the place to go.  I like sitting upstairs because it tends to be a little quieter than downstairs.  There are very little outlets so if you need your laptop, be sure to bring a surge protector so more people can use a particular outlet.\n\nI've gotten salads here before because I got hungry while studying, not because I came here solely for the food.  I thought the salads were fresh and decently tasty.  I've tried their poppyseed dressing but I think I'm allergic to something in it?  My throat became raspy and it felt hard to breathe??  I switched my dressing for a vinegarette without any questions asked and ate the salad without a problem!\n\nOne thing that absolutely grosses me out about this place is their fly/insect problem.  There's always those big fat black flies that fly around in circles in the open common area during warm weather.  They're sooo grosss!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kl7uOQWLBCmQN3phUx9tWA", "text": "Oh Milano, where coffee culture and academia come together like both were somehow destined for one another.  Despite the dim lighting and the lack of outlets for laptops, everyone loves Milano.  Because of the coffee; because it's cheap and strong... not regular strong, but rip-the-paint-off-walls strong.  Starbucks would never serve battery-acid coffee like this because the yuppies would go crazy.  Because hedge funds throughout the world would start trading too quickly, because the world would spin off its axis and disappear into the nether-regions of space.  \nI spent a lot of time at Milano, during what I now know to be the good old days: hopped up on caffeine and peanut butter cookies, studying econ or psychology or math, trying to develop some kind of leveragable skills that would afford me a high paying job in the city across the bay.  And thinking about the nether-regions of the sorority girl at the table across from me.  \nIf you go often enough, the guys at Milano will start making your coffee when you walk in the door, they'll ask you how your semester is going and carve CAL or a happy face in the foam in your coffee; your finals and your morning-afters will be forever changed for the better.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ceJycn-WvWK3JyzOKcP0Ng", "date": "2007-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "koq1ugAOd6kUJp3lNO38Tw", "text": "This was my favorite place to get coffee in Berkeley.\n\nThe drinks weren't extremely good but were consistant.  I hated though that the guy making the drinks would always draw pictures in chocolate on the top of their mochas for women but never for me...thats no fair! SEXIST!!! lol\n\nThe food isn't that exciting or good either but was a good fix when I was cramming for a test or doing hw.\n\nThe thing I enjoyed the most about milano was its abundance of seating and I never had a problem finding a place to sit.  The best time to come was on sunny days to sit on the 2nd floor when they open the sunroof.  Awesome.  I came at least once a week during my undergrad experience at Cal.\n\nOne downside: not much places to plug your laptop into (so suggest to bring it fully charged) and there is NO free wifi here.  There is a connection but you have to PAY for it.  Gross.  You might get lucky and get a couple of bars from Caffe Strada's free wifi or airbears but its inconsistant and drops a lot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2009-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MFBlCuPFaISlo36KzRl5Zw", "text": "This place is close to campus and convenient. They offer darker coffee if you prefer that. \n\nPros: \n**Good classical music\n**Close to campus \n\nCons:\n**Closes early - 10pm! (Berkeley standard)\n**No free wifi\n**Not many outlets \n\nI'm never actually studied here, but I guess it's good if you want to get away from the internet,", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RUZRKfdGE0H8tU43NZbN6A", "text": "very cozy place and good, gigantic salads. the greek is amazing, although im not sure that pepperocinis belong in there. they use nice, dark green leafy (possibly organic, definitely delicious) lettuce and its sprinkled with feta cheese, tomatoes and olives. i almost broke my tooth on one of those things, but i dont blame the milanos. i blame the greeks. who has seeded olives when you can have them without? all im saying... big, cheap salad. oh, but few outlets to plug in the laptop. and iced coffee is okay (read: gets the caffeine in you). \n\noh! and it comes with a fat slice of focaccia bread.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SLWES4TVU3eDyS4OWH4zqg", "text": "Another great place to study, but it gets a lot more crowded since it is NEXT to campus. Mochas and lattes are decent additions to my walks to lecture halls. Revved and ready for note taking!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "to41c3higjpgRDGYZJeGnQ", "text": "too busy with too many people, but i guess that's why we all go there because of the location. \n\nthe blueberry muffin was completely horrible, but the chai latte, tea, and all the other coffee drinks I have gotten there are agreeable.\n\ngood for interviews, bad for studying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UzntlDMss1MhgqKrhza_kA", "text": "Homework zone thatz hella cool!\n\nMy study group and me always enjoy studying here and spending hours over fresh salads, heavy sandwiches and yummy dessert. Sometimes homework takes a backseat as we enjoy the bright sunlight and discuss dreams and ideals. We usually occupy one of the longer tables upstairs and always hope to come in early to find seats downstairs which we seldom do.\n\nLove the staff- friendly, cheerful and efficient! and also two thumbs up to the background music, always refreshing!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eUjJ0SDe6eBoZB7iKYifnw", "date": "2011-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x4pp7m2OGHD9s0jLpmqKjg", "text": "Cafe Milano makes the best chai latte--and I've had A LOT of chai latte from various cafes.  I also like to rate cafes based on how they make their chai latte.  Their sandwiches are also tasty--I really like the avocado/mozzarella sandwich on Mexican roll.  The lighting is poor if you want to do some intense studying, but I go there to read the newspaper and drink my chai...YUM.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BffbRhFb-Bv8LgTKacykAA", "date": "2007-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zvvbHgK6sqI4OZTatqGjcA", "text": "For students living on the south side of the Berkeley campus, Cafe Milano has been a staple for caffeine recharges and cheap eats. Since there's ample seating both downstairs and upstairs, I'm always able to find a table to work at, but the seating with available outlets is a bit tricky. They've got wifi that students can also use, but sometimes it's a bit spotty.\n\nWhile I think it's nice that this place opens late (until midnight) and offers a lot more indoor seating than Strada, I personally don't think the beverages here are that great. I haven't been all that impressed with the quality of their coffee and the mocha ice blend was too icy in my opinion. In addition, despite the fact that their sandwich/salad combos are relatively cheap and tasty, I always notice that tables aren't clean and often have leftovers on them. In addition, there's always a number of flies flying around the cafe, which isn't particularly comforting when you're trying to eat your meal while studying or talking to a friend.\n\nNevertheless, this place has its perks as a cheap and quick coffee shop for students and it definitely is able to serve its purpose as a go-to for students who want to crack down on some reading or catch up with a friend on a rainy or overcast day in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_4ivf3hN0FnofSmGLjOT7w", "date": "2012-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8bNkueGW9P4qIcQ4ama9Cg", "text": "I usually frequent this place when I'm too lazy to go far from campus. But I've noticed that the more I come here, the less I enjoy it. \n\n1. It's only at this cafe where I notice random bugs appearing on my workspace. I could be in deep study-mode and then BAM, an ant or other tiny creature decides to stride across my paper. This could be due to the fact that they have plants lined up across some of the benches where you sit, and it's hard to escape since that's where the outlets are :/\n\n2. I've normally enjoyed their focaccia sandwiches, but their last sandwich made me race to the bathrooom. On top of that...that same day my partner found two pubic-looking hairs in his sandwich. (I don't think I need to further explain why that's extremely gross.)\n\n3. Their white mochas are a lot more on the sweeter side (a little too sweet for my liking). At one point, it just tasted like hot chocolate. \n\n4. If you're looking to do heavy online work, I wouldn't suggest this place since their wi-fi is extremely slow, and thus you will be extremely frustrated when it takes like 5 minutes to load a page. \n\n5. They have one bathroom...and this bathroom is gross. \n\n6. The flilpside - they have a lot of tables and study space.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ouMxQRZDyS0BDNbTSJdo_Q", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "c7MMWMfWWjaONe5oQVvoXA", "text": "I love milanos because:\n\n1. the crazy long hair cashier man that sells me everything for $1. \n2. THE HOT TURKEY SANDWHICH!\n3. nice place to study\n\ni dont like the bathroom though. it stinks. \nthere's flies somtimes too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fUMIj38XpNuDPN4-PFlTlg", "date": "2007-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hZbDxw5UQtHkfBiH5bCmSA", "text": "i thought i was special discovering this place, its not that people dont come here an there isnt a line all the time....its that it's easy to walk by. and it seems most people do because they are headed for strada up the hill.\n\ni don't feel special anymore bc now everyone's talking about milano.  oh well, its hard to be \"unique\" at berkeley anyway....\n\nrant on cal later....milano now...but this is good, you're waiting for my review....waiting....see this is what you do in milano anyway.....there is always a line, and it curves too....38!!!!  still waiting.....41!!!! (those are orders being shouted into your ear while you wait by the way...has anyone else noticed they always call 38?) \n\nanyway....the wait is actually not bad, they are well staffed and everyone knows what they are doing. organization like this is refreshing. gooooooddddd espresso drinks, cheap (relatively) salads and they have a lot of seating.  not as many options for seating if you are looking to plug in your laptop, but airbears stretches here just fine...(no i won't tell you where to plug in your laptop, i dont want any more competition for that spot..nothing personal...). ooooooo skylight is a plus and the balcony area too..cute and cozy...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vW9kDUZbsSONrajEc2UQXQ", "date": "2007-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JOmDnIrFpJAIGBEzMo6dsg", "text": "Currently my favorite cafe study spot in Berkeley. \n\nThe setup inside has this disorderly comfortable home-y feel. At the same time it is such a pain in the ass to find an outlet sometimes. If you sit upstairs, there are only 2 outlets!! One at the table right parallel to the stairs and the other in the corner overlooking the entrance!\n\nOpens until 12! They do this annoying thing where they flick the lights on and off when they try to get you to leave at closing...it's becoming amusing. \n\nThere is one guy that works there that looks like he came straight out of a horror movie that makes funny faces in my hot chocolate...so i guess I have to take back the horror movie comment.\n\nNegatives: saw a mouse running around once.....YEAH minus a star because of that....and the whole plug ordeal", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kSJmwYAJahtjDd7MfG2T8g", "text": "Great place to read or study, especially upstairs. Coffee is a lot like the music in the place- you really NEVER know what you're going to get! I've listened to Strauss switch to Russian pop over the course of one chapter in my textbook. I'm still recovering from that.\n\nUPDATE: I realized recently that Milano is my favorite place to write, read, or hang out with my laptop for three-four hours. This contradicts all logic and reason, but for me, this is the single best cafe on the planet. Five stars, baby!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ePB3pBx7eE6ozJ3QHRTxtw", "date": "2005-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OBzauww0aD12zInBCe8xAQ", "text": "I was looking for a place to park and get some work done and intended on going to another spot in the area but it was closed. I found this place and figured I try it out, though it was a disappointment.\n\n1. Service was less than satisfactory. All I wanted was an iced tea so I asked the cashier what kind of tea they had. He said, \"regular tea\". I confirmed it saying so black tea? He said regular, I thought whatever and just ordered it.\n\n2. Restrooms were VERY dirty. Paper all over the floor, smelled funny, toilet seat is too big for the toilet it's on.\n\n3. I decided on sitting upstairs and found many of the chairs were dirty. Fabric seating that was discolored and kind of gross. I sat on a wooden chair.\n\n4. Rafters/beams were dirty and dusty. As I sat there getting some work done I noticed it had an open ceiling and everywhere there was dust. It made me feel like crap may fall into my drink.\n\n5. They provided a wifi passcode but I had difficulty getting online and didn't feel like asking for assistance. I tethered my phone and moved on.\n\nI will not go back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2-Y8zTInzmSslukjslPqqQ", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tevCJ2Gx3UbzE7zbeP_4NQ", "text": "Ew.\n\nI was sitting there reading quietly downstairs towards the front of the cafe, when all of a sudden at the corner of my eye, I see something move. I thought maybe it was just me hallucinating but when I did a double-take, it was a MOUSE!\n\nI immediately hopped out of my chair along with my belongings and left this place for good. This place is obviously a dirty shithole.\n\nI'm sure they're not the only place around Berkeley infested with mice, but come on now, if you have mice lurking around there, imagine what lurks in your food! \n\nGross.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "gTtoaQBu9h1mXdHh1cxXxA", "date": "2010-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "JxtoHQ-YM3h05Aexd1QXxw", "text": "For coffee I'd rather go to Philz. But Milano's is super convenient if I just want to study in between classes since it's so close to campus!\n\nAnd I LOVE the sandwiches here. The turkey pesto is so delicious and cheesey and bell-peppery. And hot. \n\nI'm eating it right now. And it's $6.\n\nOh yeah, their cappuccino's are cute because they make designs in them. They put a happy face in mine!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Q3Rf8MVeBAPdLX4zL7htw", "text": "Stopped into Milano with a Berkeley alum to crank out some work. Good coffee house vibe. I especially liked that they played classical music in lieu of the pop that infects the airwaves of most cafes. It seemed like a lot of people were here to get work done, and I really liked that aspect of the place. Being surrounded by other busy bees promotes my own productivity. Also, you could stop in and do work without actually ordering anything since it's cafeteria style with a very laid back, sort of dive-y atmosphere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tgXIRWBjYAU1JlJC7jB8CQ", "date": "2007-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SoAgbQxxR_zMOzAetQkq8Q", "text": "Currently sitting here doing my Yelp reviews with my Mocha Bianca! \nI just have to say this place has given me a love for Cafe's. It's like a small mom and pop shop with great workers. The place is fairly large and I come here to study/chill all the time with the nice classical music playing in the background. It's just something about cafe's now that makes life so relaxing.  \n\nI keep telling my friends that if I were to ever go anywhere in the world I will always make an effort to come back here and get a dose of my Mocha Bianca. Why is that? They make the foam just right (I have tried so many different places and it is just not the same). The foam is fluffy and fresh giving the coffee that extra oomph. If you get the right barista he will make a little picture with the foam which is one of the first places around Berkeley that I have seen done this. Not only that, but the coffee is strong even though the drink is sweet, so you know it's not just filled with sugar (ahem like Starbucks). \n\nMilano is right next to campus so I always relied on it for a nice warm cream cheese bagel and a mocha bianca. =)\n\nPerks: Free WiFi, nice large windows to gaze out of, second floor with an open ceiling providing plenty of light, has food along with all their coffee and pastries.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cj0lq6C6xFHZOe11Q8xldg", "date": "2009-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6nTrXxdu-mrzZcj8__mYqw", "text": "As a student, I used to study at this place all the time.  The drinks are okay, but the service has deteriorated into a sloppy mess.  Recently on a trip back to Berkeley, I revisited this old haunt.  My girlfriend ordered grapefruit juice, and was served some lukewarm juice with no ice.  Who likes lukewarm juice?  After asking the girl at the counter for ice, the girl furrowed her eyebrows and reluctantly gave it to the dude who usually works there (the guy with long brown hair).  He threw in some ice in and muttered, \"B*tch\" under his breath.\n\nThere were flies, and the bathrooms were hot and smelled like vomit.\n\nObviously, it was the last time I'll visit this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "SShKDJKjsYs1EphSECYPag", "date": "2008-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 11, "useful": 15, "funny": 13}, "review_id": "KIqaUHqdXq2HE07l4UP-VA", "text": "The tabletops of this indie caf\u00e9 have been polished by thousands of Cal kids' resting hands and bookspines. The photon-spoiled, lofted space welcomes students by the droves; it's always bustling and buzzing with chatter no matter the time of day, and draws many a laptop so be prepared to battle for a plug. \n\nGourmet this is not, but it's a leap up from motor oil and the staff's cheery enough. After a quick bite, it seemed to me that the people eat there because it's available, and to justify taking up space. \n\nConsidering going back to the books but don't know if you can handle the student world again? If you can stand it here for a few hours without wanting to smack someone, you're well on your way to success.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1kpMAKRZuAz3OzxBav3XTg", "date": "2009-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0KgBty9j6gI6Aj5xXdVt0w", "text": "How do I love Milano, let me count the ways.......\n\nThis is the first and last place in the USA that I tried espresso - ick, not for me.  But everything else there i adore.  I don't think I could add up the hours I have spent here, studying, playing on my computer, pretending to study, eating, talking to friends, trying to figure out what I'm going to do with my life.  This is one of the places that helped me to make it through college.  \n\nDo yourself a favor and go to Milano when you have time to kill on a beautiful day, and sit near the open windows and watch Berkeley go by.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VD8Ox-akHloK3-QV3FxY-g", "date": "2006-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4zu7xA2uDDVnnjeZSOQblw", "text": "I find it useful to rate coffee places around campus in a few categories that are relevant to people who want a place to study/read and sip on something tasty.  \n\nMilano is a nice, south side, close-to-campus alternative to Strada.  The largest differences between the two are the food (or lack thereof) and the seating.   \n\nDrinks: (I only get iced or hot coffee or Italian Sodas here...)\n+ The hot and iced coffee is flavorful and usually good.\n-Sometimes they are stingy with the Italian Soda syrup, but that has only happened to me a few times...\n\nFood\n+ THE FOOD HERE IS SO GOOD.  Everything is reasonably priced and filling.  All of the sandwiches come with a side salad that has a killer vinegarette, and I haven't had anything there that I didn't like.  I recommend the vegetarian or tuna sandwiches.  \n\nSeating\n+ Milano has two levels of seating.  It is usually looks a little crowded, but I never have had trouble finding a table to eat/study at.  It is a little dark, and the upstairs is a little cramped, but the overall atmosphere and availability of seating is good.\n\nBathroom:\n+ Often a little dirty, but free and usually not broken.  \n\nInternet\n+ Free wifi, always a plus!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FF4o7NL_CBVqqTJ-01Nr0A", "date": "2007-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H2s0yOEbFwaVebQ1gFR-Lg", "text": "Well...they have amazing coffee and the staff is super friendly. I have a problem with the seating, temperature, and number of outlet plugs in this place. The seating is not comfortable, its always too cold or hot in there, and also, they have very limited outlet plugs. over all, i like it...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ULz-qcPXyo4X8RrcIlcm0Q", "text": "I like this place for their roasted chicken sandwiches, which have sadly gone up in price (slightly). Most of the sandwiches are reasonably priced. When I lived in b-town, $6.00 could get you a toasty sandwich with sweet roasted bell peppers and a sizable salad with a pretty kickass vinaigrette. \n\nMy friend was hooked on the vinaigrette after she tried it.\n\nMilano's often buzzing when school is in session and tends to be a favorite hangout since it's close to campus. I frequented this place a lot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r6ZW-OdQL-DQiKp6LWt5HA", "date": "2008-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W5zlLOzrufFwzzh0cfYH4Q", "text": "I haven't been here in years, but 4-stars for the memories. Matt Plicner introduced me to this cafe back in High School. Lots of coffee drunken here with Matt, Gabe, Cruise, Paul, Rio, and Lisa S. \nI remember spending late nights on the top floor getting high on caffeine and thinking up ways to change the world with my friend Cruise. I remember this skinny guy with big headphones and these old Russian-esqe dudes playing chess on timers. They seemed to be here every time I visited. \nI particularly liked the mochas here, but probably too sweet for my tastes now. Oh, and they had large slices of chocolate or banana cream pie for like $1.50 or something. This was like, late eighties early nineties, so don't get too excited. I'm sure that's changed.  \nIt was in this very cafe that I bought Lisa her first Latte ever, while studying math late at night. It was a bit strong for her innocent pallate to handle, but I give her credit for forcing it down. After several more attempts in the weeks to come, she was drinking lattes like a veteran. I don't know what ever became of Lisa, but I ike to think wherever she is, she's still drinking coffee. I take credit, along with Cafe Milano, for effecting that change in her.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2EHRvAkAkJ1WR1TCzqB4tg", "date": "2007-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZYJ3mJUqSZZdQuASxm9sHA", "text": "good place to hunker down on a giant textbook with kiwi italian soda in one hand. the cakes are very good - the bundts are surprsingly very moist!, the sandwiches are tasty (i like the turkey,) and of coures the coffee drinks are ace.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8p-bLzU2We3TkzlbrcVlSQ", "text": "When a place servers mediocre coffee, then service matters a lot.  Why the hell is the dude who takes orders such a grouch?  I asked for soy milk because I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M LACTOSE-INTOLERANT.  Isn't it enough that God punished me by making me unable to digest lactose? I don't need the cashier/coffee pourer to give me a dirty look and actually growl at me.  I totally recognize that this person might hate his job, but I was not even rude.  I said please and thank you.  And smiled at him even after he growled at me.  ugh", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2010-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ye36V4Ql2sGRaXBH0xTx2g", "text": "Ahh yes, Cafe Milano.  Just thinking about this place makes me nostalgic.  This is THE place to go if you're a student and you think the library isn't exactly conducive to group studying.  Their caffeinated beverages are good, and their panini sandwiches are even better.  I have a friend who hates salads with a passion, but will eat theirs because it is soo good!  The people that work here and take your order are super nice and friendly too.  Even if you're just a tourist, definitely stop by here if you're craving delicious panini sandwiches. \n\nNostalgic story time!: So this place is literally right across the street from campus.  Two friends and I were studying for a test for a class that's very heavily statistics based.  We're sitting downstairs right by the giant windows which were open since it was warm and sunny outside.  There were these tourists right outside--a mom with her two daughters (I'm guessing the daughters were both in highschool)...one of the daughters was on the phone with her dad and I guess they were trying to find each other, the conversation went something like this:\nDaughter: \"we're on Bancroft in front of a school...it's like, a university or something...it's some really good school....it's really big.\"  Ooh man, needless to say, my friends and I were dying of laughter.  \n\nPS: There's wi-fi if you sit close enough towards the front, and can use airbears which is provided by Cal..otherwise, I think you actually have to pay for the wi-fi at Cafe Milano...I can't exactly remember.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "O4YG18YPjlVB6NFhvSkk3Q", "date": "2008-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "u1cQ9EImpVNGM0P0hv1g0g", "text": "Cafe Milano has decent coffee for a better price ($1.50 for a large) than coffee chains. I haven't really tried the food here, but they sell bananas! Yay! I was alarmed the first time I got coffee not to go, however, because they served it in a glass. A glass! The only other time I'd ever had a coffee-related beverage served in a glass, it was mostly alcohol.\n\nI later tried to do some background research on the principles of thermal dynamics as they relate to glasses and ceramic mugs, and since glass IS a type of ceramic, I couldn't convince myself that one container was the superior insulator. But in terms of aesthetics, no! Coffee belongs in a mug! The only thing that looks weirder in a glass than black coffee is Mountain Dew.\n\nAt first I thought this problem was specific to Cafe Milano, but then I started getting coffee served in glasses throughout the Bay Area. And it hit me:\n\nCalifornia is experiencing a Severe Mug Shortage.\n\nI wish I had known sooner. I think I may have accidentally hoarded all the mugs, because I have tons of them. I eat cereal out of mugs. I once bailed out an overflowing toilet with a mug. My own mother once refused to accept a Mother's Day mug from me because she had too many mugs already.\n\nSo...uhh...sorry for being such a mug hog, guys. I guess I should start giving them back now. If you want one, I'll be outside Cafe Milano with a Uhaul full of mugs...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6pryBgYDVCmp1JudhoKpmg", "date": "2006-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2GQI0zbH89VnToXZWXNI-A", "text": "I miss Milano a ton. It doesnt have the best-quality espresso or anything, but I just want to give a special salute to my college time spent at this place, reading or having an extremely interesting conversation with some random Berkeley folk. There is a server who is especially friendly and does beautiful Latte-Art when the store is not too busy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kKGilrqyIylpMsRLs-l86Q", "date": "2012-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3uxLaQzeofuixJtxvtwrcQ", "text": "I used to love this place when I was an undegrad at Cal. The salads there were amazing and the coffee was pretty good. I still remember the countless hours I spent there studying for physics and organic chem - really glad that time is behind me but definitely miss this cafe. The 2nd floor of the cafe is the perfect place to read and sip your coffee. Great for a student budget!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iX_lqhcobUBvM2S671_RyA", "date": "2006-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7dMjRL3-n1tlskvBiOUERg", "text": "If you're into early morning coffee and taking some time to gather your wits before you head off to school or work, this is a good place for that, because during down seasons (like summer or winter break), Milano's still opens early in the morning. And they have tasty croissants and bran muffins that are killer if you ask them to toast it for you.\n\nHowever, sometimes in the early morning or right before closing, they blast the Mexican radio, so it would be advisable to bring your own music+headphones if that happens. The rest of the day though they play classical music, which is great.\n\nThere's also a lot of space, and the servers are swift. However, the ever-crucial outlets are in short-supply here.\n\nSo, all-in-all, a nice cafe that adds to the overall selection of cafes in Berkeley. Has its pros and cons, so giving it a nice, solid, middle-of-the-road 3 star. You won't be disappointed if you decide to chill or study here, for sure - especially if your other favorite cafe is packed or not even open.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a73JqCmFXmnAGCN2OuYnpg", "date": "2009-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ev63H2G1iio0QN9YaSbzbA", "text": "Hot spot for UC Berkeley students to get studying done here since it is very close to campus!\n\nModern, spacious cafe - upstairs offers more seating!\n\nTheir Wi-Fi is somewhat slow and I got cut off a couple of times while using it.\n\nGreat place to chat or just enjoy coffee.  They have fair selections on sandwiches, bakery goods, salads and etc.\n\nThey didn't decorate my latte on top!  A bit disappointed because I see a few pictures from their business page that has nice decorations on top of their lattes.  What a bummer!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I-FmdvI28N7OIIt4JZOgIg", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lK2BVs_NPVRUWfJ73Fk1UQ", "text": "I dig their 2nd floor loft, multi-colored year-round Christmas lights, & their high ceilings.. I remember them having huge paintings on their brick walls but they took em down =(\n\nThe ambiance of this place gives you a sense of comfort & security, but the hustle & bustle of students studying makes this place really packed & loud.. The couple times I've been here, I tend to peer out their huge windows & people watch as Urban & American Apparel shoppers stroll by.. \n\nI've tried their tuna sandwich on Mexican roll which was nothing special, I should've ordered it on Foccacia bread! & the side salad that comes with it is the suck.. Their coffee was so so which was unfortunate but their croissants are the shniz!\n\nThe place isn't very clean but their staff is real chill..  It's a good spot to come study & relax especially if you're a Cal student, but definitely not someplace to feed an empty stomach", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gr0-2lV6TP0t66V6DmSgsA", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UJnyn4gF-rXetptmHE6gMA", "text": "I LOVE CAFE MILANO! Its so cozy. Dim lighting: perfect for evening conversation, \"studying,\" or just hanging out. I LOVE their chai tea lattes and the little designs they make in the foam. Super friendly service too. Its a win-win situation.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "D9LAUsXxp_KfJo3T9BpbBA", "date": "2008-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8ShSBlOm4ewzdU_ccl7UUA", "text": "I first visited this establishment in 1992, I was a freshman in college and venture in to study and grab a cup of joe. I fell in love with it immediately. Its just what I imagine a cafe to be. You have students studying, people discussin politics/current events, people playing chess, listening to music, drawing, reading......a little bit of everything. A great place to people watch....and have a good cup of coffee. I am a coffee-snob so I only drink espresso and black coffee. They are similar to Italian roast and stuff you get in Italy. I can't say anything about the other versions. The only thing, I said is the bathroom is disgusting, but so is every other one in Berkeley....but I haven't been there in years.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "O14B42uWvjNWQgKbxpWxuQ", "date": "2009-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cODF172NvkY5Nn8o1pi22A", "text": "To be honest, my friends wanted to sit down somewhere at 9 PM so we just went to the nearest cafe, which was Cafe Milano. I ordered a frosted latte, and it was soooo sweet. It was like a Starbucks frapuccino, but sweeter and with chunks of ice. I couldn't finish it. Way too sweet, and didn't taste like coffee at all (even though it's a latte).\n\nVery dim atmosphere. We sat upstairs for more of a quiet atmosphere since downstairs was packed with college kids on their laptops and talking with each other. It was a lot quieter and less people were up there, but very dark. I don't see how anyone could study up there. \n\nAround 10, this guy who worked there said the store was closed and tried kicking us out. I'm pretty sure the cafe closes at midnight...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "otRk7mNeYSLghvxRretahQ", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "h-cdVJXV5XwJHY_YmiANjQ", "text": "UGH!  Cafe Milano is the conveniently located, credit card accepting, office hours hosting cafe that I totally LOVE to HATE.  \n\nReasons why this place sucks:\n1.  You 'can't bring outside food'---Alright!  OK!  I'm totally down.  If I owned a cafe this would probably be my rule also, considering how many kids come in with takeout.  But it is really bothersome when employees chase potential customers around telling them to throw out their elsewhere-purchased coffee and food.  Chill out.  I was gonna buy a cappucino when I finished my drip from peet's.  Really makes me not want to give them my business.\n2.  Inconsistent temperature---Literally it is freezing in the darker areas in the cafe and unbearably hot near the windows where the sun shines in.  I know, I know, JUST MOVE.  Well, sometimes mobility is an issue when the place is crowded and I have my laptop, backpack, outside coffee, Milano cappucino, etc.\n3.  The food is bad.  I can make everything they serve SO much better.  And I do.  Which is why I no longer purchase their sandwiches or bagels or salads or even their cookies (they should just purchase their pastries from a local bakery).\n4.  Really, really newbie undergrads come here and have the most INSIPID conversations that make me want to die.\n\n\nReasons why I really love Milano:\n1.  Alina Polyakova's Office Hours---If you ever have this GSI, DO NOT miss a chance to see her true brilliance at office hours.  She is awesome and rules all and because she has chosen this place to hold office hours, I now love Milano's cappucinos.  \n2.  The cappucino---Perfect balance of espresso and foam.  So delicious I cannot stand it.  Even when they put it in a to-go cup, this drink is so so yummy.\n3.  The awesome cashier and the awesome barista who fixes my cappucino.  I love you both.  Gracias por todo!  Me hacen sonrier cada dia!\n4.  Freaking SO CLOSE to campus.  I get off of the 1 and it is less than a block away from the stop and class.\n5.  They accept credit cards.  Hardly any one in Berkeley accepts credit cards.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_hcKZyBrPa4vOiKmCOlibQ", "date": "2009-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iAVQW24O9J7uQyNT5gH_9g", "text": "I adore this charming pink little place. More specifically, I adore their foccaccia ham and mozzarella cheese sandwiches. I adore their tables upstairs with their little plugs for our little laptops. I adore their homemade salad dressing and their lovely coffee and desserts and most of all, I adore that they let me eat, date, study and relax here, with or without my dog.\n\nWhat I do NOT adore is the fact that the wifi sucked, hence the missing star.\n\nOther than this, this place will always remind me of my days at Cal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lWgJthRUkMLVKDxmkXXJSw", "date": "2008-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mVZk4RtCafH7cB8KF3H1Tw", "text": "This was my favorite cafe to study at when I was a student at Cal. They have great coffee and a ton of seating, but sometimes it can be hard to find a good seat. When it's nice outside they would open up the roof and it was the perfect thing to distract me from all that studying I had to do. They serve food, but I have never eaten anything from here except an onion bagel with cream cheese, but I must admit it was a damn tasty bagel. The crowd and energy of Milano makes it worth checking out, if nothing has enticed you so far.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qanfJ1jOoVAuCShMHbCVpg", "date": "2008-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SVKcDKbfOIZNAawWqhJixA", "text": "Um... I like the design of the building.  I like that they are across the street from campus.  I also like their coffee.\n\nI do not like that coffee served in glasses that are meant for beer.  I do not like food that hides its blandness under a pound of focaccia.  And I do not like studying without a laptop, which I am forced to do here because there are hardly any plugs and it's impossible to get a wifi signal.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nTtPQ4-wBLQuY_c_UJNVNg", "date": "2008-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YIwXmRIoNPvVWV-2Ym2Udw", "text": "Cafe Milano has great salads and sandwiches.  The sandwiches are nice and warm which makes this a great place to come on a cold day.  And the salads are pretty hearty - great to share.  Milano is also an awesome place to meet up with friends for a quick bite since its right across the street from Sproul.  I would give them five stars, but the espresso there is practically undrinkable.  It's the one thing on the menu I wouldn't get.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xON9x_xc0nUnVSZu1nhqvQ", "date": "2008-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "7hjDIJCPxsd4ZNiuEwivYw", "text": "I like when the baristos \ndo latte art on the top of my drinks \nbut how come their smiley faces \nalways look like a pair of boobs? \n\nA great place to study.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "djk0ytERKxwgXu4p2-DQpQ", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6gsn3c7--uq0KcN9smblWA", "text": "I feel sort of bad giving Cafe Milano such a low rating, but honestly, I *have* experienced better!\n\nThe few times I've gone to Cafe Milano, it's always been ridiculously crowded. The Internet isn't exactly speedy, to say the least, and the noise level is hugely distracting when you're trying to study.\n\nNow, I understand that maybe Cafe Milano's not the best place for studying. But what about as a cafe? Even in this aspect, I've seen better. Their beverages and pastries are mediocre at best (I think I prefer Starbucks!) and their pricing is relatively pricy for the food quality. To be honest, I think the only thing Cafe Milano really has going for it is the awesome location. Everything else? Meh.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "urnxrobiVfV61ZwYZimxGw", "text": "flies in the food case\nopen late and free wifi\nfood and drinks okay", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4Fd1llC9GwigoSX_qGhPog", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AEsPdng4-hKA9tLZ1jozBA", "text": "Tips:\n\n$2.00 minimum purchase for card. (Very easy to achieve.)\n\n---------------------------------------------\n\nI just have to say that I think Cafe Milano has the best sandwich in the area. It's super unique because the sandwich is on focaccia with a pesto sauce and peppers. It tastes amazing and I think everyone should give it a try. There's a selection between turkey ($6), ham($6), pastrami ($7), and many more. I think if you haven't tried it that it's worth giving a try.\n\nI also really like their caramella and chai tea latte (more on the milky side without much spice). They even provide a simple syrup to  make your iced drinks taste sweeter if you prefer it that way! Any cafe with simple syrup is a great cafe in my book. (Because I tend to like sweeter drinks)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kdVIxxQSDEMISz9lMG75ZA", "text": "It's a really beautiful, inviting place to eat, but the food's just OK.  Don't get me wrong; I'm all for the thrown-together cafes on Bancroft, the ones at which the cook line is along the west wall and there are random Print Shoppe* clip-art signs everywhere that advertise their newest^ menu items.\n\nBut this place looks a lot classier than it is.  I really wish they would allow you to bring food from other places in here, because if they did, I would spend a lot more time here.  And yes, that might take away from their business generally because what restaurant wants to allow people to bring food in?  But they would make money off of me because I don't really come here very often now, but if I could bring other food in here, I'd camp out and order lots of overpriced drinks.\n\nThe upstairs dining area is really all you need to know about.\n\n*Remember Print Shoppe?  If you don't, your life is not as meaningful as it could be.\n\n^By \"newest\" I mean newest circa 2006.  There's just some weird thing some breakfast places have about updating their menus.  I realize it takes time to go through and add things in their appropriate places, but isn't printing up all those NEW ITEM signs also a lot of work?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2010-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "q7WDlcEp8y37mgS9KDfavA", "text": "I know iced tea isn't the greatest thing ever created, but man, thumbs up to the one Milano makes. Nothing beats having a cold glass of iced tea while a nice breeze comes through. Makes studying for finals kinda peaceful. \n\nThe service is awesome as well. I wanted to add avocados to my sandwich yesterday but after the guy at the front told me it'd cost me $1.25, I told him to forget it (not in a mean way!) He said \"it's okay this time\" and ended up making my sandwich and me very happy by adding avocados at no extra charge. \n\nIt probably won't happen again, but iced tea + nice seat by the open door area + delicious sandwich with free avocados = happy Jane.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2009-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hHG9ZkknO6RA8gDsr2Qpgg", "text": "In the five years I have lived in Berkeley, this is by far my favorite coffee shop.\n\nLocated right next to the UC Berkeley campus, it's within walking distance from almost any class. From the nondescript salmon-colored exterior, you would not expect to walk in to find weathered marbletop tables and 20-foot trees which touch the vaulted ceiling. Lots of sunlight can get through the tall windows on the right days, and the stark styling of the wooden benches and upstairs seating area oozes timeless character and color from brick wall to brick wall.\n\nMilano has an assortment of sandwich/salad combos and all the coffees you would want. I personally love the lattes they have here, which they serve in glass mugs if you are staying for a while. My favorite sandwich is the chicken breast, which is simply a bun cut from a loaf of bread, with mozzarella cheese, green and red bell peppers, marinara sauce, and a chicken breast (the reconstituted kind, like at subway, not natural chicken breast, but it's still good) all toasted together. It comes with a salad, which has an AMAZING tangy dressing...I would say it's somewhere between French and Italian dressing, but trust me when I say it is awesome.\n\nI always get these items when I eat here, and it's perfect for eating while studying/reading, since the sandwich will not make your fingers messy. It can get loud inside when it's crowded, so if you need a quieter coffee shop it's not the best place to go. But it's great to shoot the breeze or host a small meeting.\n\nThe only downside to Milano is the spotty wireless network signal. You can only use the campus wireless and you must be a student/staff to log on, and the signal is unusable unless you sit closer to the front door.\n\nIf you think Starbucks is the best coffee shop ever, I implore you to widen your palate and realize that the best things do not always come in corporate wrapping. For everyone else, this is the Berkeley hole-in-the wall coffee shop you were searching for.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "umVlZDCwlXZRH8AF05F34A", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nNwjl_K_DW2M9_AlfezJZQ", "text": "This place only gets 3 stars because the building is cool, though I've been here at least once a week for the last few years, but only with the intent of studying. For the student intent on cramming, and not so concerned about products, here's what to know:\n\nWifi: The only strong signal requires you to pay. If you're lucky and near the front you might get AirBears. Sometimes there's another open network, but don't come here to watch YouTube or do anything more bandwidth intensive than Wikipedia.\n\nOutlets: There are a few, but they never seem to be plentiful enough.\n\nGood for group work/meetings\n\nI've had countless drinks, tons of pastries, a number of sandwiches, and a few salads. Here's a breakdown:\n\nCoffee: You better like sugar and cream, cuz this stuff is strong. And by strong, I don't mean good, I mean stomach-acid strong.\n\nEspresso [based drinks]: I'm not sure whether the coffee or espresso is worse. I don't know why I continue to get lattes (don't dare get anything less diluted) when good espresso can be found at the Med on Telegraph\n\nPastries: Pretty standard medium/low quality Berkeley fare. Not to say that I don't get the occasional chocolate croissant or blueberry muffin, but none are spectacular.\n\nSandwiches/Salads: I haven't had them in a while, so I don't wanna review them, but I can say that I have good memories of them (...though the sandwiches are by no means large).\n\nEmployees: Either very nice, or very rude, though almost always sexist. Just watch the girl in front of you get a smily face drawn on her latte with chocolate syrup, only to be followed by gross stares as she leaves the register. I don't feel this should be included in reviews (as this happens everywhere to an extent) but this place just does it all too consistently and blatantly.\n\nSummary: If you're not here for something school related, or aren't in love with one of their sandwiches (as a friend is) avoid this place. If you've got a long evening of studying ahead of you though, this place can be just right.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Tj2n9HZ_AW7PIhpKI6_7YA", "date": "2008-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zn_frsoyAt7Kl1qlwMQCiw", "text": "Cafe Milano, like 4 other Berkeley chains, use Espresso Roma beans to make their coffee and espresso.  Even though these chains use the same brand of beans, a lot of the end taste is dependent upon preparation methods and time.  Some other chains that use Espresso Roma are like French Hotel and Espresso Roma on Ashby and College.  I'm not fond of the methods Cafe Milano uses to prepare their espresso.  They're notorious for pulling their shots long.  This makes the espresso murky, black, runny and very VERY bitter.  I ordered an Espresso con panna (double shot of espresso with dollop of whipped cream on top) and they gave me a full cup (small sized) of espresso.  I gave the barista a look and my eyes kind of posed the question \"THIS is a DOUBLE?\"  His look back told me, \"Yeah, don't worry.\"\n\nI went back to my seat and look a sip of the espresso.  The consistency was that of water, but the taste was that of the most bitter espresso I've ever had.  They must've pulled this shot for at least 35-40 seconds.  I was wondering how long they were going to let that go on for and I didn't think I needed to even taste it to know how bitter it was.  After that sip, I just left the cup.  There was no saving that cup now, not even the whipped cream.\n\nBAD COFFEE.  \n\nI give this place 3 stars because their salads save them considerably.  Their salads resemble that of Cafe Intermezzos.  They use the same sized wooden bowls to serve their salads in, but they use more exotic ingredients than Intermezzos.  The salad isn't piled like Mount Everest like it is in Intermezzos, but I feel the quality definitely is worth it.  I usually order the Italian and that comes with fresh mozzarella, roasted bell peppers, garbonzo beans and other veggies.  This is topped with olive oil and balsamic vinegar and then with a big fat piece of focaccia bread.  The bread is so fresh - melts in your mouth.\n\nThe atmosphere is nice when you're there during the daytime.  The lighting becomes rather dim at night and doesn't make for a great place to study. If you're upstairs at night, you might as well be in the dark.  I've tried studying upstairs at night - you can't see a thing.  I'm really fond of their skylight upstairs that brings in natural night on sunny days.  The indoor trees also add to the positive ambiance.  Good place to study in the daytime which is why it probably reflects why they have a lot less customers in the evening.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iJdR1Ev5NmR1G6QCTd_DFw", "date": "2007-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IcFp9QfsEAkSVdLy3mKKrA", "text": "Five stars for every cutie who works here and all the locals that take this place over every weekday morning.  I love those guys.  Everybody just brings a smile to my heart each morning when I fall out the doors of the 51 and hobble, eyes half-shut, to order my cappuccino for here not too strong.  Wow.  Now THAT is some strong ass coffee you got there guys!  Without this crack, though, I wouldn't be acing my italian class right now...  I owe it all to Cafe Milano.  Speaking of which, I should probably be studying for my midterm right now...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y5kLtH852BrYLJ-GjRXJUQ", "date": "2007-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uZw3l1ofJn3m_TIoEu_VgQ", "text": "I've been going to Milano since I was an undergrad, first for the cheap and high quality infusions of caffeine, and then for all the people (the greek salads w/balsalmic aren't bad either).\nBehind the counter you'll find Sylviano, bearer of goatees and creator of smiley faces atop your lattes.  Fabiola the pretty cashier has moved up Bancroft to the copy room at Boalt, but she stops by on occasion to chew the fat.  Jorge the hunchback is just about the friendliest fellow you've ever met, and you'll often see him mobbing around the streets of Berkeley in his white Honda Accord.\nIf you're seeking a spot of enlightenment, Milano has its own resident guru in Richard, who has MS, and can usually be found with a Dharma text in one hand and prayer beads in the other.\n\nThe one drawback is circa 11pm when the dudes want to clear out the cafe they start blasting mariachi music, which salts your studying/idle chatting game.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mn3j3KPLcOcjzRSRqq6tAw", "date": "2006-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lqqXUCgERljq3WBOiFMH1g", "text": "Conveniently located across the Berkeley campus, I can only imagine this spacious cafe to be packed with students during the school year.  I was glad we were able to check this place out on a lazy, summer Sunday afternoon.  I love the option of sitting upstairs or downstairs, near the window for people watching, or tucked in the back if you want to be secluded.  Stars for serving food, which from my observation, the salads and sandwiches seem pretty hearty.  I ordered the chai tea latte, which had plenty of foam....overall, it was pretty decent caffeine fix.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pvmvgoVjlQf28Ywz3NuD_A", "date": "2008-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UrXLiJXmeI3Q1QBY8OgUEw", "text": "Berkeley has some pretty trendy cafes, but out of all of them, I would say this is my favorite. For starters, they have indoor balcony seating with a skylight and large windows on the first floor level. The service is always nice and friendly and there are plenty of seats available. Plus, unlimited wi-fi with a password that doesn't change with purchase, late hours, and a close proximity to campus are pluses.\n\nI'm a big fan of the salads, muffins, chai lattes, and apple cider. I also love this place because the first time I came here, they played some sort of orchestra improvisation of The Beatles...\nIt's a great place to meet up with a friend for a chat - I always referred my friends to this place as an ending location for a date. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YAYpj3qr5FCaNcceYfYuzQ", "date": "2011-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OFENh0FTmBugZDgWGHdJMw", "text": "I'm currently sitting the cafe by its large beautiful windows. It's a great place to people watch. Mostly college students and hipsters, since it's between teh American Apparel and the Urban Outfitters along Bancroft. Nevertheless, very interesting. I just saw a kid with a Carrot Top-esque red afro. \n\nI come here every now and then. Their assortments of coffees and teas aren't anything memorable, but there are always plenty of places to sit. The inside is like an indoor/outdoor cafe. There are high ceilings (high enough to fit a small tree) and a lofted area. I'm also surprised to see that AirBearsBeyond wireless network reaches out here. It is most memorable for the cheesy music. I am currently listening to the flute rendition of \"I Just Called to Say I Love You.\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gA4MiXjhX9iZmqkIgMxWjw", "date": "2008-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "V6_kTWmTzDkc5Ik_TkkHrw", "text": "I was in Cafe Milano today to see my old friend, Mart\u00edn and to get my 2nd coffee of the AM. I've known him, his sister, and his brothers for many years. With most of the students gone for the summer, the place was pretty empty. We caught up on the family, who is where, about kids, etc. A nice five minute visit and I'm off to campus.\n\nSo as I walk in the office a colleague says to me that \"Milano coffee is terrible and how can I drink it\". \nI made a crack that it's \"all the same, wherever you go.\"\n\"No, The French Hotel  (near Cheeseboard) has the best coffee ever.\"\n\nI gotta tell you. The coffee at Milano, French Hotel, both Espresso Roma Cafes, Cafe Sienna, Fillmore, and the I-House Caffe, all get their coffee from the same roaster, Roma, based in Emeryville. In fact, the company has fourteen stores in Cali.\n\nSee for yourself: http://www.espressoroma.com/store_directory.php\n\nI checked each of these cafes' yelp reviews and they say the coffee is the best or the worst. Only the barista skills and the equipment might vary. I don't know.\n\nYou can yelp about the service, you can yelp about the food, you can yelp about the customers (students, what have you...), but for you self-appointed coffee affectionados, the coffee comes from the same roaster. Or as it has been said, \"It doesn't fall far from the tree.\"\n\nIf you don't like Milano, try the French Hotel (Martin's brother works there), both Espresso Roma Cafes, Cafe Sienna, Fillmore, and the I-House Caffe. The coffee must be better.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "NMpPqHcJAuH4d25XpdB07g", "text": "Cafe Milano was so vital in helping me get through my four years at Berkeley. It was my go-to place for coffee and last-minute studying. Firstly, their coffee is made really well and 2) it is really cheap, especially compared to Caffe Strada. Not to mention Milano also takes card! I believe they are both owned by the same person (who also owns FSM), but Strada seems to be the snobby older sibling. I mean, why are there two Fs in \"Caffe\"?? The College Ave location is probably a factor for the pretentiousness. \n\nMilano also has food, and not just pastries. Another plus! The turkey sandwich or pastrami are my favorites. The greek salad is a distant third.  Don't get the premade sandwiches, however, they aren't very good. \n\nMilano is also a much easier place to study because although College and Bancroft is quite possibly the best corner to people watch, it is not the best place to be productive. I prefer to spend my (3-hour-break-day-of-midterm) studying in old church pews on the top floor of Milano. It's always good to remember, however, that when it starts to pour outside, the homeless all seem to seek shelter in Milano. This can make it quite hard to concentrate, since the camp songs move indoors. But, alas, if Berkeley has taught me anything, it is to accept others for who they are.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bgyBLXHyVxyuA7nG8qYfeg", "date": "2010-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Sv6JGuqPWKuqV8ae65flpQ", "text": "This place is nice for getting some work done.  It's close to campus, and has decent coffee as well as yummy-looking food (haven't tried their food yet).  \n\nI need background noise in order for my mind not to stray, so I need to come to places like this to study.  Milano is perfect since it has plenty of tables and background noise.  \n\nThank you Cafe Milano for providing me with a place to study other than the catacombs/library.\n\nP.S. - I don't know for sure if this place is an Espresso Roma in disguise.  I got my coffee in an Espresso Roma labeled cup.  *shrug*  There are also swarms of flies in this place, which makes me question the cleanliness of this operation.   Once I spaced out and watched the swarms for a while, trying to figure out their flight patterns.  Maybe I can train them to do my evil biddings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ufqLPCf5zvabGb60XGJL0A", "date": "2007-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "uHgMd0FfaAxqf7YaSbdAXw", "text": "Ever since I heard a certain former favorite Cafe of mine in the area was infested with rats and cockroachies, I've stayed away. As a result, I have sought refuge at Cafe Milano. \n\nGreat place, good food, good service, what more can one ask for? There's plenty of room for people to sit: either on the first floor, or on the second, the latter having an open roof/skylight for people to enjoy on warm sunny days. Though I have to wonder, what do they do about the lack of roof when it rains??? The people who frequent this place are cool too, students studying, folks chatting, or lunch goers like moi!\n\nThe employees who work here are for the most part great. Today I got a free agua fresca watermelon with my sandwich order. It includes fresh pieces of watermelon, not too sugary and hit the spot! My recs for what to order: Hot Chicken Sandwich and Italian Salad (I always add chicken and minus the garbanzo beans to mine. Not a fan of garbanzo beans). As a cafe staple, their bran muffins are huge!\n\nPrices aren't too shabby either. Another recommended Berkeley lunch spot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DrDcxgabnswIJOA6xoE99Q", "date": "2009-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "h6qKbxgxWWrVd2tk69sH4g", "text": "With two floors, this caf\u00e9 is spacious, airy, and vaguely charming in a haphazard way. It also has a ridiculously convenient location and a reasonably good tasting hot chicken sandwich. But I think those are where the plusses end. It has very few power outlets and despite being across the street from campus, it receives very weak AirBears reception making Internet usage an unlikely possibility - perhaps that's a good thing?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2009-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ssa-U-h6WggcvNHMIbkYIQ", "text": "Came here to grab a cup of ice tea with some out of town visitors. After charging me for a large cup, they carelessly handed me a small. They weren't busy at the time so it was disappointing to see their lack of reaction when I asked about the error. Besides the point, this cafe provides a good space for studying where tables are plentiful on both floors. I also saw formations of study groups and office hours being held by graduate student instructors who made good use of the space to inspire intellectual conversations. Located at the tip of south campus, the ambiance is shape by students who very much view this cafe as a fabric of their campus life. Given my experience with the service, I don't think I'll be going back unless I have a meeting scheduled there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0juzbrgcLHqobdK-OZAyiw", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Tbiia8WaVSKLYpkCdRn1Yg", "text": "The good: Big, open space and lots of seating.\nThe bad: No wifi and the milk in my cappuccino was burned.\n\nThis place is good for a quick caffeine boost, but if you want a place with full flavored espresso and talented baristas that take their job as an art form, skip it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4f19TwsuHW5pZNucUdyAjw", "date": "2009-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "2H8wGqYOvjdX0cnBiUXh4g", "text": "This cafe is in a prime location, just right across the street from the busiest side of campus. Lucky for them, they don't have to provide free wireless internet because most people can pick up the wireless from campus. Still, there are not enough outlets to go around and this place is always packed with people on their laptops or pretending to read. I don't know how anyone gets any work done in this place because I always find myself watching people. There's just too much going on here and too many people walking in and out. People should definitely not meet here for their group projects or office hours. There simply is not enough room and the table are small, though there are many. I like sitting upstairs where I think there is more light in the daytime because of the skylight, but I like sitting downstairs at night where it's not as drafty. The noise level in here is high. The service is alright. Their drinks are alright. Their coffee does not stand out, but I do like their hot apple cider! Their sandwiches and salads are okay too. One thing is for sure though, they need more cafes like these everywhere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "c53nhHIZTgiIdL4PARvCYA", "text": "As a freshman at Cal I took German 1.  Midway through the semester, when we could string together sentences, our class had a debate: Was Cafe ist besser: Strada oder Milano?  \n\nThe debate got rather hyphy.  I myself used to prefer Strada for people watching, al fresco coffee drinking, and getting some sun.  But there is something missing from Strada that Milano has:  FOOD.\n\nFOOD comes in handy when you are braindead.  When you have a Clinical Psych \"midterm\" during the third week of the semester. When you have to memorize Hamlet's first soliloquy to perform in front of one hundred people.  When you have to conjugate irregular verbs. Ad infinitum.  \n\nThe FOOD is good.  Big salads a la Seinfeld. Sandwiches. Not just cookies and croissants, although they have those too. \n\nOne barista does some latte art, though he is a one trick pony.  It's always a girl's face and a big bosom.  Rather flattering depiction, actually. It's good to have some lovin' when you have four epic poems to read in two days, plus an illogical logic set to complete :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lX89A57ZsdTGx2BXaVLlYQ", "date": "2007-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w_UG-u0K_nyShpqJdNZ6Xw", "text": "Milano is not about the nuances of the coffee or the food, its about the entire coffeehouse culture.  The espresso is serviceable, and the food is fine, but what I remember about Milano is working on papers or meeting friends and soaking up cappuccinos among the crowd of tables, the bustling activity and interesting conversations, the late hours, the two story bare brick walls holding up some of the larger local art displays, the indoor tree and other plants, the large balcony with a skylight, and the fact that nobody bothers you no matter how long you stay there.  Milano and Strada are the pre-Starbucks, the authentic coffeehouses that hooked me on the entire coffee culture, one I still enjoy today.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "G6aP7ybRAR1k8_7PuIsmpw", "date": "2005-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 11, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "ALesPilbRgXArp_1-zwBQA", "text": "4.5 stars \n\nBookended by the temptations of Telegraph Ave. in one direction and the ever popular Caffe Strada in the other, It'd be easy to miss Cafe Milano. But that would be a mistake, because this is exactly what a college cafe should be. \n\nThe coffee, from the same roaster that supplies cafes in the area, is solidly decent and Milano has all the standard cafe characteristics - Free, fast, wifi; substantial and surprisingly tasty food and  classical music. \n\nBut what really sets Milano apart from the rest is it's atmosphere: All high ceilings and exposed brick, this place is so pleasant it's a shame to associate it w/ problems set and papers. There's plenty of natural light, several potted plants, an open air roof, and when it's warm out, the cafe's massive two-story windows are left entirely open. It's a wonder anyone gets any work done.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rGdW50y9qjzvx2Zboyl9Mw", "date": "2010-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "04ew1cbDQuHNzclTpyXEWQ", "text": "This is a completely biased review having spent 9 years *YES! NINE* years of my life as a student at Cal.  And I loved Cafe Milano then as I do now.\n\nBesides the great coffee & tea and the adequate food & pastries for bargain basment prices . . . the entire place has that disgusting-dirty-cool-charm about it.\n\nI managed to sit down at the table that I've sat down at about a million times before and chowed on the special:  a chicken sandwich with a side salad with a superb vinagrette . . . oh for 5 bucks.  It was subjectively so-so, but was real tasty like a home cooked meal.  Nostalgic bite after bite. Yummy.\n\nEverything was the same.  Beat up chairs.  Crazy tweaker serving up the caffeine.  Insane 50-something year old bum in need of 12 showers and a make over . . . spewing out eloquently groomed italian to passer-bys.  Pimple faced graduates in cap & gown with proud parents (obviously divorced).  TAs having their last office hours. And Me.\n\nA REAL coffehouse misunderstood by most except for those having experienced life . . . love . . . and final exams at UC Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XwPAH7VOCICJE-gM-dNRxQ", "date": "2006-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "NGyFcZHghu1uJ0G-pXJxoQ", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 8, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "ogGZdiStZDG8J1a-RmpWrw", "text": "Every semester I always tell myself just how much I hate Milano. I say I won't go back unless I will literally starve and I say I will remember it the next semester.\n\nEvery semester, around finals week, I somehow have a GSI that holds office hours here, or a study group that decides to meet in this location. When that happens, I forget just how much I hate Milano\n\nIt's standard Cafe Roma espresso except worse... It's often very burned, the coffee is okay at best (my cafe au lait was barely drinkable... not quite sure how you screw that up) and the service is horrible except for one man who I presume is the owner. \n\nThe cafe itself is spacious, including an upstairs area, but the bathroom is often dirty and located right next to the kitchen. The service is unpleasant, as I mentioned previously, and the muffins and super dense and chewy... I thought muffins were supposed to be light, not dense.\n\nOn the plus side, they do make a damn good Chai Tea, but hopefully now that I've yelped Milano I will actually remember not to go back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2009-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "19WyoqwuSyR0sZtL9iuUCg", "text": "This place is hard to stumble upon if you're not a local, but is frequented by many students daily during lunch.  The sandwiches are pretty standard.  Sliced deli meat on sliced deli cheese on your choice of bread, with your choice of condiments.  I really feel like I could make these types of sandwiches at home.  The prices are pretty reasonable for students (came out to 11 dollars for two sandwiches and two drinks).  Their ingredients are very fresh, but also very ordinary.  This is a great place to stop and grab a bite, but you'll have forgotten about it as soon as you finish the sandwich.   If you're looking for a more unique sandwich, try EZ Stop Deli on Shattuck.  The staff there has alot more character, and they use carved chicken and turkey for their sandwiches.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1GFd_gQZpH8i4z7WXcJkyg", "text": "Cheese n' Stuff gets you the most bang for your buck when lunch time rolls around. They seem to have the same type of sandwich that most places around campus have, like the Bear's Lair and Sandwich Zone, but the service here is really great. The owner is super nice and makes an effort to know the regulars. Some of the fraternities even have meal plans here where they get like 5 sandwiches a week! They also do lots of catering for campus events, especially for Cal athletics.\n\nMy favorite sandwich here is the vegetarian. You get a huge, 1/2 inch thick slab of feta cheese, avocado, and all the veggie toppings. Its the perfect light lunch. My other favorite is the turkey delight, although this one can be pretty messy. It has turkey, cranberry sauce, and avocado. Turkey and cranberry is an A+ combo. Plus, pretty much every sandwich is under 5 dollars, most under 4. Can't get cheaper than that! Oh, they also have dirty chips to go with your sammy! So good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "O82go92NIlqcMgKeo82YCw", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3jz4eUcdsWgV0JpJzc5wxw", "text": "If you're hungry, this place'll fix the problem for cheap.  The sandwiches are good -- not memorable, but tasty and filling.  You have enough cheese and bread options to get the sandwich you want.  Fast service, nice employees.  Nice place to grab a sandwich to go and then find a sunny place to eat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4RSRZA0R7lfPI2Ogk9KJGw", "text": "Whoa! Fantastic Turkey Delight sandwich for under $4? Dolmas by the dozen for under $4? Cheese 'N' Stuff serves fantastic deli sandwiches for great prices (especially if you happen to find a coupon for their sandwiches). Service is friendly, and they offer a selection of salads on the side. Definitely a must if you want a good, tasty but cheap sandwich near campus. Try the Turkey Delight on dutch crunch!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "S-LLxAbN1S6z-FalqNPgfg", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4zMI9Zk1MZtPbY5kOxwMVA", "text": "i gave this place 4 stars because of its inconsistent hours! They pretty much open when they feel like it    :(  Lines can get long but it moves fast. The workers are really nice. This is a great place to get a quick, cheap, yummy lunch! You can create your own sandwich. You first choose the bread, then cheese, then meat and other toppings. If you're afraid of creating your own sandwich, I recommend the crab salad and chicken salad sandwiches!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ADt7yNaiwjJYDq7kdFBrQ", "text": "All time favorite place for a sandwich! It's prices haven't changed much in 7 years... still under $3 or so for a filling sandwich. Their opening hours are sometimes erratic, as they open when they feel like it, but you'll know when they're open because there's a line out the door. Fast, cheap, fresh and delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Db3aJkOjM0mI262JQ1qVQ", "text": "Not one of the best sandwiches around, but still really good for the price.\n\n$3.95 to get a sandwich with your choice of meat, cheese, lettuce, pickles, onions, sprouts, tomato, and mustard/mayo. The sandwiches don't look big, but trust me when I say they are filling. I got the roast beef on dutch crunch and it was satisfying. My friend ordered the Chicken Pesto Panini, and he said it was a bit on the salty side...so maybe stick with the cold sandwiches.\n\nEverything here looks and tastes fresh. It's close to campus as well so that's convenient. The people working there are also very cordial.\n\nIf you're craving a sandwich for a cheap price I'll point you in Cheese N Stuff's direction", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8eA8wWDBzDmU8ITz110lXQ", "text": "who would have thought that such a shanty-looking deli would produce such great sandwiches? the turkey is great and around $3. they are CASH only though which is a pain, but they do accept the Cal1 debit card. \n\njust fyi, it is between durant and channing in that little cove area of shops.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8pkRag9Zo5e0mGzrjqaj1w", "text": "I've been coming here for more than a decade now, and Sam and company are my favorites. Sam is always smiling, there is always a line, and the sandwich is always fresh.\n\nTheir prices are good, the sandwiches are generously-sized, and the banter is friendly. They make sandwiches quickly and, with the exception of one employee who I believe hasn't been working there for a couple of years now, they get your order right. (The employee of whom I speak was spacey and would, oh, forget to put tuna in a tuna sandwich.)\n\nMy complaints are that they don't have vinegar (because I want my sandwiches swimming in vinegar) and that they're really only good for lunch or snacktime, because they close fairly early. This is more than made up for by the fact that their rolls are fresh, the amount of sandwich filling that they give is reasonable, and the service is friendly. More than once, Cheese 'N' Stuff has gone above and beyond by preparing _and delivering_ a pile of sandwiches for a student organization event at the relative last minute. \n\nThey always do this with a smile. Sam can't be beat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Y9W2GkEDy8WrRoBpM2Qxzw", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9adB8E8N244hK1pnjkB_yA", "text": "Ugh.. this was college subsistence at it's best...\n\nBetween this place and IB's... this was the place where I'd go when I could barely scratch a couple coins together to muster a sandwhich out.  The hours were kinda weird, but the dutch crunch rolls were good... and they were no frills.\n\nKinda hard to find as they are in the middle of the garage.. but a solid, decent. honest sandwich.\n\nGood stuff", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-gokwePdbXjfS0iF7NsUGA", "date": "2007-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9pHv7vd3kseAo6GSuLHqGQ", "text": "To be honest the sandwiches were kind of dry. The portions were extremely generous; the sandwiches were overstuffed with meet. My boyfriend got the turkey delight. It was decent, especially the cranberry sauce part. I got the chicken pesto panini which was also alright but like i said both were pretty dry. The man there was really funny though if that helps.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N78v3TlH3v3Ze9HVpeMi7Q", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aZvwyng7RdaFfaQJT83Tew", "text": "This place is like a staple for the Cal Track team...or at least it was. Better yet, its was a staple for the Cal athletic population as a whole (circa 2006). Why? Because it has pretty decent sandwiches for a good price. I think it was around $3.25 when I was there, don't know if that has changed though.\n\nAnyways, its good. Go there. Make friends with the owner cuz he'll give you free toppings if he likes you. Just throwing that out there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nszAoOPMwku3iVc56A-58g", "date": "2009-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BdjBGySb1Yed4_cXv5MtXQ", "text": "Amazing sandwiches, for a great price and nice friendly employees. In school when I didn't have time to make my own lunch, Cheese 'N' Stuff was my staple. I go back here when I visit Berkeley for football games and Sam still remembers my husband and me!\n\nI always get the deluxe, no meat, with avocados on dutch crunch with pepper jack cheese.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "btlrW6OAV6aljHpxyXrmbw", "date": "2010-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bRMwvK_pgpxq2Tz3Q895Ig", "text": "I used to come here frequently for the awesome price for awesome sandwiches.\n\nEnvironment and Service: Not applicable, since it's not really a sit down and eat sort of place. Just take your sandwich and go somewhere else to enjoy it.\n\nFood: I almost always get the poor boy deluxe, which has a few different types of meat, like salami, ham, bologna, and another meat I had no clue as to what it was. I order without mayo, and it's delicious every time. The sandwich is flavorful with its many different meats and the cheese that you choose (I generally choose swiss). I think above all, it's the price that keeps me back. It's a little less than $5 for a sandwich. Excellent pricing, tasty sandwich.\n\nVerdict: Definitely coming back for low priced sandwiches.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2011-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bzL2-tJIAABaRVsMgaF8bQ", "text": "Really good and really fast; and quite inexpensive!  Definitely a place I wish I had frequented more during my first 2 years here...  Guess I'll have to make it up before I graduate!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KPcSBDZ6cUpemwQCRFT5Gg", "date": "2009-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ceedqBL3lHDNEdFHPczSwQ", "text": "I wish I heard about this place earlier during my Cal career. I always get the Turkey Deluxe and it has never failed to fulfill my cravings. For what you get, it's an extremely good deal. Less than $4 for a filling sandwich. They have a variety of other things such as pasta salads and such. It's extremely convenient because it's right by campus and it literally takes less than 5 minutes to order, pay and go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UN8TFB1UbUS13oxCQ-qofw", "date": "2011-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CNLbV2KVWE4ogFEE0VEfcg", "text": "I used to come here for lunch almost everyday during my freshman year. I still come here often, but I've had to exercise more self-control. Haha!\n\nYou'd never imagine a sandwich place in the location that it holds in that Sather Lane-like place on Channing. But, the sandwiches they serve are pretty good and service is fast. \n\nIMO, all the meats are about as good as the other. I usually go for the pastrami or the pepper turkey with everything. For whatever reason, I've become a big fan of the sprouts they add to their sandwich. Add cheese. The swiss, nothing too fancy, is my go-to. Good selection of bread too. I wouldn't recommend the sour french because it makes a mess of the the contents in your sandwich as it slides all over the place while you try to tear a bit of the bread with your teeth. The Dutch Crunch is probably a better choice. \n\nSam, the owner, is a pretty friendly guy, probably more so if you are affiliated with any athletics program on campus. But, just as friendly, if you're just another ordinary student getting some lunch on the go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WeWJTA59Mk8_A3t25mVI1g", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CR_9WQTeeO6ptpDO4t1JTw", "text": "Damn, where else are you going to get such a large sandwich for $3.50?  NO WHERE!  \n\nI love their falafel sandwich.  Sometimes I just sit in class and crave the damn thing and have to go grab it for lunch.  I also love that they have such a large selection of drinks.  I swear they have every single flavor of Arizona manufactured.  \n\nBasically they have a bunch of different deli meats and you can put whatever else you want on it like lettuce, tomato, cheese, onions.  Not sure if avocado is extra, but I'm pretty sure it is.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2008-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CSRxbBTiFfA0CnFpd6sMVg", "text": "I've only tried the turkey delight here, and that's the only one that I'll ever try cuz it's so damn good! It's soooo moist and I love the sweet cranberry sauce with baked turkey and fresh lettuce.  Plus it's really really cheap! I always say to myself I'll save the other half for later, but I end up eating the whole thing on the spot.  The only minus is that they don't have any seating, so you have to find somewhere else to eat, like home or sometimes I eat at bears lair when I have to stay on campus.  Their pasta things in the display always look sooooo good... I will try someday!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CZMZhQ1FaDOvaKZ5VFfU7g", "text": "This place is okay.\n\nA lot of people don't know where this place is so just go inside of that indoor shopping area next to the parking lot that's adjacent to Unit 3. \n\nNice change for when im not feellike subway. The employees are really nice so that's a plus. I've only gotten the turkey sandwich and that one is really good. One time I got the grape leave thing and it wasn't that good and it was pretty expensive.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e0E0sI4_1g6be_CpFmI_gQ", "text": "It's been a while since I was a student, but I see from the reviews that Sam is still going strong.\n\nMy standard lunch was always a veggie (avocado and feta cheese) sandwich on dutch crunch.  That, a bottle of marteneli's and lower sproul was all I needed for a peaceful break between classes. \n\nI miss you Berkeley! Miss you Sam!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HDlXhmp4-YyuB9Kqde94_A", "date": "2010-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EHXYeW3x2XTMN_pjK6aWRg", "text": "Not a GREAT sandwich, but for $3.50? \n\nheck, I pay more for parking.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cxJn_aySnXA7e7StQaRgzQ", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eNRZSORAkz2siEa7kQng_Q", "text": "Great cold cut sandwiches, like what's available at the GBC and Subway. They have a lot of different meats to choose from and even offer paninis. The hot pastrami sandwich is a little soggy, but what the heck, it's only $4.25.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce1pzEZtUKA_ug_NoMv51Q", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fbm5zZcxzAcTqADZAa8Q8Q", "text": "I used to love this place, now not so much. Their sandwiches are beyond bland, like eating soggy cardboard.  I couldn't even finish half of my sandwich because it was that gross, gave the rest to a homeless and even felt bad that he had to eat such a gross sandwich.\nsubway tastes better, and subway sucks!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zbeGNBbuCO8nYyAK7LyQ0w", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FeIRvCN7VmUhlMZosZa-aQ", "text": "For what you're paying and what you're getting, this is really the best place around campus to go for your simple sandwich. Less than $4 for a large sandwich with lots of meat? Yes please!\n\nI just tried their regular sandwich with dutch crunch and roast beef. It was a cold sandwich with your average ingredients, but everything was great and really fresh! The bread was hard to chew through and the meat didn't have that much flavor, but I was satisfied and considered saving half the sandwich for later because portions were generous. Probably the best meal deal I could find around campus for under $5. NOTE: Cal 1 Card or Cash only!\n\nThe place is difficult to find and hidden under the orange parking structure. It isn't a place to sit and eat, but a place to grab a quick sandwich. They also offer a variety of bottled drinks, potato salads, and wraps. I would love to try these foods, but I still think the giant sandwich is a better deal. Subway can't compare (plus, this place doesn't have the lingering Subway smell or the meaty Deli meat smell either)\n\nService is so-so. They aren't the friendliest of people and they strongly enforce their cash only rule. I was the only one in the store, so I wouldn't say service is particularly efficient.\n\nWILL I come back: of course! What more can a cheap college student ask for.\nWHEN will I come back: When I am decently hungry and only have $4 to spend\nWHAT will I do differently: different bread, hopefully they aren't all tough to chew through", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5fSUbTL5n8BBqPwCQA70g", "date": "2011-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FhcjnU4yeiAdUieQ0vQA9Q", "text": "Great sandwiches, much better then subway imo. If you want good homemade sandwiche and atmosphere come here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fIatAlSuja_pe5GccfjRsA", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G5B2ZhZBpL9tZCB6Odcokw", "text": "I'm back in Berkeley, and this was the first place I went for lunch, as a new graduate student. It was one of my favorites as an undergrad.\n\nI foresee it still being one of my favorites. Well, I've actually only tried one sandwich here - the vegetarian special for 3.75. It's good and cheap - challah!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "34bU3gnSHUFHNPLNvwl8fA", "date": "2006-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G7cPHoloM7p3hbRgzuyw9g", "text": "This deli offers various sandwiches, wraps, fruit salad, yogurt, and some baked goods. They also have falafel. The sandwiches are great and cheap. I recommend the turkey delight and the crab salad sandwich. Their turkey wrap is okay. I definitely look forward to coming here more often.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G7QDkphMhygpZtgig57ccQ", "text": "One of the best deals I've come across in Berkeley in 25 years.     Generous-sized sandwiches at bargain prices.    Good pasta salad.   They also have an impressive selection of cheese, which you can buy by itself.     But I hope they've hired a separate cashier than the sandwich-maker (all that filthy money ..... eeeeeyew!).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bYlQZLhKXYl8u30-9s6wIg", "date": "2006-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GjK3uhdhGImeaHixWpKbvA", "text": "Pretty good sandwiches. Five stars because of the price ($3.75 for a deluxe). \n\n-Nice people\n-Very fast\n-Customizable without a fuss\n-Doesn't taste like crap (subway)\n\nThis place is hard to find, and I didn't know about it until halfway through my time at Berkeley. It's in an alleyway under the Channing garage, between Channing and Durant, East of Unit 3.\n\nMy go-to sandwich is peppered turkey on wheat, ask for avocado.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Yom4tN3G6K4RAEloinm_dQ", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gTjs5xnIkb3Wc0tuzElvrw", "text": "This place is quick and cheap for what it is. You can run here between classes and get a great meal for about 4 bucks. \n\nThe downside is that I've had some old tasting meat a few times, so its kind of hit or miss.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wDSL0wWnzfSZhpyU9hg6JQ", "date": "2010-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hfb2nSejRhRVSBjdmCuj3w", "text": "One of my favorite places to eat. I come here at least twice a week to get their great sandwiches. I've never had to encounter anything other than good fresh ingredients and that along with how cheap and fast they make things just has to earn them 5 stars. \n\nI recommend this place to anyone who needs a quick bite and doesn't really want to spend a lot of money. Usually whatever you buy will be under $5 along with a drink.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zlAxp6iJ8FiyoX2sRKe2Dg", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HVng3VJLyDwN47tJuLrxqw", "text": "Yummmm. I love this sandwich shop. Even though it is a little creepy to walk through the alleyway to get here, you can't beat $4 for an awesome sandwich... and you can get two types of meat on your sandwich for the same price! Its cash only, but luckily Bank of America's just across the street.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A_8O3I3z0ymLP1sD54svYg", "date": "2011-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HzKR6KeAfu0VFuzsiULdkw", "text": "This is my go-to place for lunch between class. Always in and out within 5-10 minutes with my wallet just a little lighter and with a large, delicious sandwich. The sandwich makers are quite fast and there's usually a line out the door but you can be out really quickly.\n\nThis is one store with character, there's loads of posters with funny jokes and cal pride. The owner Sam has been in business for a long time and you can definitely see that he genuinely tries to create a rapport with the customer!\n\nThe sandwiches are cheaper than anywhere else around campus and they are loaded with anything you want. Definitely suggest the vegetarian sandwich, haven't been able to find a sandwich this good anywhere around campus!\n\nThere's no seating so everything has to be to-go. Only thing I wish was that they take credit card!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_H-BFUYMJawjATvdXHWJzQ", "date": "2012-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i37m6DczrnvhVcDuyXrhHg", "text": "Sandwiches are made quick here for the reasonable price.  \n\nI never got their basic sandwich, since I must have those extras in mine.  However, their turkey meat in their turkey sandwich isn't that great, but extra points for them that they don't charge extra for pepperjack cheese!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JDVqessYj-1RxwU75qgoog", "date": "2007-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i7QC3fSe5o53428-TrjKZw", "text": "I have been frequenting Cheese \"N\" Stuff for nearly 30 years, during my years as a student and ever since, on the way to Cal football home games.  Cheese N Stuff is worth the trip, always fresh ingredients, the best bread you can find, awesome service, and Sam's uncannily accurate game predictions posted on the wall.  Highly recommend!\n\nSam is the best!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b9H9OQrSNl1VPrg5TisXog", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ifxnmDGNEtlzopNkcdhc-Q", "text": "I ate here for lunch everyday for a week straight.  I don't know if that makes me crazy or what, but I did it.  I'm really picky with sandwiches and sandwich places and I have three criteria that make a perfects sandwich place for me: Taste, Price, and Speed.  Cheese N Stuff is usually very delicious (try the poor boy), but i wish they had the seeded roll more often.  You can't beat the price of Cheese N' Stuff, and usually they are very quick to make the sandwich.  Great place overall/", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Eva2fPkDIXUGXyTXSxGy7Q", "date": "2010-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-iOu-FDH19MrqN7bwmsZ-g", "text": "Beware the thing with cucumbers is just a cold wrap, it's terrible. Don't eat it, but the sandwiches here are good for the price. Pretty standard prices with decent quality. \n\nThe place is full of frat boys because they apparently take meal points or some type of points for the athletic program. \n\nI wish I knew about this place before I left Berkeley (I actually only came here after I graduated).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2010-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ISEw7P3EcJczMRgiKM_OdQ", "text": "I loved this place when I was a student.  Quick, cheap, and tasty sandwiches right off the campus.  It is sort of hard to find if you dont know where it is.  In the alley next to unit 3.  My favorite was the croissant sandwich.  It's 50 cents more but it's always worth it.  The folks there are really nice too, I was 50 cents short once and they let me have my sandwich and soda anyway!  I made sure I paid them back the next time I was there.  =)\n\nThey also have a good selection of pasta salads and all sorts of goodies available too.  I tried the greek salad once but it was a little too salty for my taste.  But the potato salad was nummy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E95jkPktYSVXYVyLwg8yOA", "date": "2007-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "isEwnG4qDCmuHHFUC3pebw", "text": "What's not to love? The staff here is amazing, the food portions are good considering the cheap prices, and the location makes it convenient to grab a quick bite here between classes! I LOVE LOVE LOVE their chicken pesto panini (so full of melty cheesy goodness) and get their filling vegetable wraps when I'm in the mood for something healthier. I love how all their sandwiches are freshly made and packed right in front of you. \n\nMinus one star because they're cash only, and their timings aren't very convenient. Oh well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "itQb7Bv4HulC3VN3OmxKZw", "text": "I respect quality and integrity in a business, and this place has both. They are a small locally owned sandwich shop, and they excel in that category. The sandwiches are excellent. They are large, and since the shop is so popular the ingredients are always fresh. The prices are really low - it almost makes you feel bad for not paying more. Given the quality of the sandwiches, the speediness of the service, and the price, Cheese 'N' Stuff is a far superior value to Subway, Toaster Oven, and every other sandwich shop I have been to in the campus area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "X83oXzGhABsKNvgyGCFkWQ", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jGOVl7V7KeaXExL7PKyh4g", "text": "Fresh sandwiches, which are prepared with a variety of ingredients.  Cheap and quick.  Highly recommended.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bXmMXEqgZPfEaYJqPPTs-g", "date": "2007-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J_RfouSjlenfp4QFeKOXxA", "text": "Cheese N Stuff is a famous among the students, Good Tasty Sandwiches made in minutes, Good for People on the Go.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HFy3SRokZVSAeH3i8r2P5g", "date": "2008-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KPkz3GXlpQ-HZv0ye7UsKQ", "text": "Cheese 'n' stuff is so efficient, and the people there are so friendly!\n\nCheap sandwiches with fresh ingredients.  I recommend the roast beef with pepper jack on dutch crunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tGgTIueZy1JNTzQD9rkZLQ", "date": "2008-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kv3zLv4Z9w358GCXULX9FQ", "text": "Best sandwiches ever and very affordable :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bn9U37xp7XHFfr_xltA37g", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l0cenB8ORLpF9qLU47TPqw", "text": "This place is cheap and delicious! Their tuna salad sandwich is awesome!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F9yr46DqjHiifaE_u_DfAA", "date": "2009-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LGSR4zZhBCObwwgKCWavaA", "text": "A decent sandwich for $5? Holy crap! It's a good deal for starving students. My residents and I would normally run by Cheese 'N' Stuff for a quick bite when we needed a break from the dining commons.\n\n+ I repeat: $5 for a sandwich, that's riDONKulous!\n+ Lotsa' beverage and chips options\n+ Sandwiches are pumped out fast!\n- Meat sandwiches lack a lotttta meat\n- Food is a bit below par\n\nFinal Call:\nSince I don't live on campus near this plaza anymore, I haven't been to Cheese 'N' Stuff. While it's super cheap, the sandwiches aren't good enough to make a trip all on its own if you're not in the area regularly.\n\n********************\n\nMunchies:\n1. Pastrami with cheddar on dutch\n     -where's the meat?\n2. Vegetarian on wheat\n     -overuse on the dressing\n     -feta doesn't taste right", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lKh-2UyhV5aqnJFt32-9vA", "text": "This place is dangerous.  You start off eating there every so often.  Then it becomes every week, and then maybe 3 times a week.  The good news is that it's super cheap.  The bad news is.....hmmm...I don't think there is bad news!\n\nThe line goes out the door, but the sandwich makers are fast!  The owner is always nice and chats it up a bit if things aren't too busy.  On top of that, he'll sometimes kick in a discount.\n\nGet a regular turkey on sourdough or dutch crunch.  You won't regret it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "er8VerEY7YoTpPqoX4VVvg", "date": "2007-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LOSw1FEaDtw7nnGMVntuMg", "text": "That's right. FIVE glorious stars for Cheese 'n' Stuff. I can't stop eating here. Anything with the crossaint is damn good. Yea crossaints are bad for you, but who cares when it tastes this damn good. And its cheap! Like 3.50 cheap. bf loves the turkey delight...its Thanksgiving in a bite. And it's real turkey...none of that deli slice shit. The tabouleh is good too. I like to eat it w/ my sandwich. But yea...try anything with a crossaint. The owner is super nice and funny too. It's located in the \"other\" alley...the one across from Yogurt park.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LPsDs7_a21Qs8ecgdkNfJQ", "text": "I've been wanting to try this place out for a long time since I've heard so much about their wonderful lunch sandwiches for great college student price. Our club decided to get catering from them and we ordered a variety of sandwiches including Roast Beef, Turkey Delight, Vegetarian, Pastrami, and Ham. Personally, I think the Pastrami is probably the most savory. However, I don't find their sandwiches to be particularly special. For the price that they're offering ($4) for a decent size, it's worth a try.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lSpLeSZyWsryRFHRGehnSg", "text": "Tastes alright, and oh so cheap. Like a good homemade sandwich, but you don't have to do the work for it. Sometimes the bread doesn't taste very fresh, but there's a very large selection. Overall, a pretty decent sandwich shop.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hjbljNSmdUW8R34UiIm9Bg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m8TZjFeE5xO0f6lk5tD5Nw", "text": "I. Love. Cheese 'N' Stuff.\n\nSimply put--this is an old-fashioned deli bar with some lively characters.\n\nService has always been ridiculously fast and friendly. The owner, Sam, remembers me every time I go in and he's there. Asks how my classes are, asks how my family is, and name drops some people I have mentioned in the past. \n\nThis kind of place makes me want to go back time and time again. Really cheap food for really high quality ingredients. I've dabbled with getting sandwiches in the area--Sam's Market, Smart Alecs, SF Soup Co., and none of them match the sheer quality of good Customer Service and just an honest to goodness love of it. \n\nKudos, Sam. Keep it up, and I'll definitely be going back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4JivJmkNBE6Vj16PKVsTOQ", "date": "2009-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mYB2-jrxditQAbE7V1bAHw", "text": "My new favorite place to buy lunch.  I always order a sandwich that is so simple that the delis back home, accustomed to more complicated order, tended to get it wrong.  Cheese 'N' Stuff has always gotten my sandwich right thus far and, as others have noted, the price is extremely reasonable given the size of the sandwich.  \n\nI also love that they have Baked Lays and a wide variety of soft drinks.  The cookies and fruit look very enticing, though I've yet to give in.  \n\nThe gentleman who owns the place is perfectly charming.  He always smiles and asks me how my day is going.  The other people on staff seem polite and work very efficently.  \n\nFor me, five stars equals confidence that I'll walk out with a  meal I want to eat, purchased at a price I don't mind paying.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yaYavkb5OxRTlVzvFCvMkQ", "date": "2007-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NQuY3Fey3gV_SYcXYe4ZBg", "text": "It's okay, especially for the price and fast service. But I've just had so-so experiences here. \n\nSometimes, the sourdough bread is really stiff.... and it's kind of hard to bite through the whole sandwich... kind of hurts my mouth... (that's what she said, har har har) \n\nWhenever I try to get the veggie (feta cheese) sandwich---they seem to be out of something that is essential to making it like feta cheese, or sprouts (must have sprouts!)... so after waiting in that long line, i just leave...and end up buying the feta cheese and sprouts myself to make it. \n\nso, i think the place is all right for a sandwich UNDER (or about) 5 bucks--depending on what you get... but I've just had some unfavorable experiences.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2008-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ny2AktP1DuRPdF6q80JzSQ", "text": "i wasn't sure if i should give it 2 or 3 stars, but i decided on 2 because i was just so disappointed. \nNow this could be because cheese n stuff is supposed to have good sandwiches, but i'm a vegetarian, so i just got falafel, salad, and beans. But still, a place should be good no matter what you get. The falafel was cold, not fresh, kinda hard, and lacked flavor. The beans had wayyyyy too much oil on them, an the salad had way too much dressing. The only thing that made up for this was that they take Cal1 debit, and that the prices are relatively cheap.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OQOcmj9UzbrLwA01cHLwIg", "date": "2009-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O440Bf4K2U1yP678-yHuvQ", "text": "For the price, the service, and the food, this is as good as it gets. Sam is awesome, seeing him really brightens my day. I recommend getting the poor-boy on a croissant with feta cheese, avocado and spinach. The sandwiches are cheap and usually pretty good. Great for any people not on a Cal Dining meal plan looking for some quick food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1RgS1Hjo7MmARn0X-7SW0w", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "obgh3hp_vxWz-VunwQvEJQ", "text": "Places like this are what I'll miss about Berkeley when I leave: good food for cheap. Sandwiches are less than $5 and you get a generous stack of meat or veggie filling if that's your preference. I like the chicken salad and the falafel (not in the same sandwich).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oZaiOHtYvWU5cvnueOqQqQ", "text": "Had the cranberry-turkey sandwich, and while it was $7ish (expensive in my book for a sandwich), it was still pretty yummy! The store people are REALLY nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pFBU7RqxtfVtUyWqsRgETQ", "text": "One of my favorite establishments...for the price (less than 4 bucks) they make the best deli sandwiches around. The ingredients are fresh and piled high; I especially like the cheeses, but the salads are great too.\n\nTry a pastrami and provolone--no mayo, of course--on a sweet french roll. You'll be hooked on the joint--Berkeley's Best for many, many years now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "svUcq3nOec3H1ohEwpAGLg", "date": "2006-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qJG4VYuDz99-sbG9SmuDqw", "text": "Cute friendly place.\nFairly large sandwiches for the price.\nGood quality & nice staff. Definitely beats the usual 7$ you have to spend at chain sandwich shops for less sandwich and less deliciousness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QvcHYfRL16QZaqmw-g5Haw", "text": "This place is good for cheap food but not quality. Ive heard on more then one occasion that the meat freshness is questionable and also that a friend ordered a sandwich where the eat was still icy. Also apparently if your an athlete you can bypass the whole line and go to the front. Not a good deal for the rest of us!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "M2TYlXC-glvLa_tZRAcSZg", "date": "2010-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r0Hqj8Y4_IO5Iyzk1OcV7g", "text": "It's been a bit since my college days, but I remember this was the place to eat for a poor college student. Not only cheap food, but healthy as well.\n\nIt's all about the pepper turkey on dunch crunch roll, with pepper jack cheese. Mmmmmmmm, now that's a sandwich!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wcwH3HDVkIi9J90XzCZJkQ", "date": "2008-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rAowuN-JZSdorzohCpRteg", "text": "LOVE THIS PLACE IT IS DELICIOUS! after being here for a year, this is definitely my favorite place for cold sandwiches. I always get the pastrami on dutch crunch with pepper jack cheese, and I'm always satisfied with my meal. Not to mention, the sandwiches here are only $3.95! The people are incredibly nice too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zh0U-Q1X8dOt5q10odDzBQ", "date": "2012-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RF2RNAQAceT9fHFRP1ROPA", "text": "Cheap, fast, conveniently located, and delicious. You can't get a much better combination than that! I used to go for the pastrami but one day found my meat to be filled with fat (this caused me to take about a year hiatus from Cheese N Stuff, regrettably) but I then switched to Turkey on a wheat roll and have never been disappointed since. At $3.25 for a sandwich and a smile from Sam (the cute owner man), you can't go wrong! I definitely survived many a hectic day by stopping into this place to grab some food on the way to my next class. With so many Cal grads in SF, I bet they'd make a killing just by word of mouth if they decided to expand...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1D5EQITb4hOzPMZT8gDPQQ", "date": "2009-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rmPrw65vnWkrxrFQodI4Mw", "text": "A quick lunch favorite of mine, Cheese 'N' Stuff provides an awesome sandwich for a really cheap price (perfect for grad students!).  Go for the deluxe sandwich (meat and cheese of your choice) on a croissant and you won't be disappointed.  The croissants are super fresh, soft, and buttery and make the perfect ends for a filling sandwich.  My only wish is that the meat was sliced fresh to order, but it's good quality nonetheless.  You can't beat the owner and employees either; very friendly people.  Go enjoy one now!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U_7EoXpdh9uaEZwZQjfamA", "date": "2008-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RnSm8_Yimh0VGl_ZAEfOOQ", "text": "the deluxe sandwiches are 3.25 with meat, tomatoes, alfalfa, lettuce, mayo and mustard and cheese - very filling, good quality, and super cheap!\ni always get the Peppered Turkey and Pepper Jack! AGH.\nAnd! their BROWNIES are NOT TO BE MISSED. yes, $1.75 is a little steep, but hiiiighly recommended! So GROOD.\nalso, they have an extensive energy drink selection.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s8784qtOdfAUXP67zsRRvQ", "text": "This is a pretty standard deli.  Nothing to complain about.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sUATfGxqwwvfgb1iNUz6kA", "text": "such good sammiches! can't believe i finally ate at this place after 3.5 years of going to school here and living right next to it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2010-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t33gv4jrv8cQmBmxY01ojQ", "text": "Sam's Cheese n Stuff is awesome. The staff is friendly, the line moves quickly and they have exactly what you need. I love getting the turkey and avocado on a croissant with chips and a drink. I've been getting the same sandwich since I first started going to CAL back in 2003. The price is reasonable and SAM is the MAN!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GNymROdxmK8FZUNpDDfx2A", "date": "2009-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t3aYOrv_fCofSa5-ifsvAw", "text": "Not till I graduated Cal and moved out of Berkeley did I realize what a gem this place is.  Cheese N Stuff is a model of how a sandwich place should be run, even one that's obscurely nestled in a passageway beyond street view.  For $3.25 (though I'm sure more now) you were able to get your pick of fresh meat and your everyday selection of veggies and condiments.  My regular choice (at least twice a week) would either be a pepper turkey and jack on a sweet roll or, for a slight upgrade, the renowned Turkey Delight -- the best attempt at a Thanksgiving meal between two halves of bread.  The look of the place is that of a simple deli, albeit one frequented by Cal athletes.  Autographed photos of coaches and players line the walls, and I once wished the great Aaron Rodgers luck for his next game while we were both waiting in line here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FafJFBvxsk98j4tPF4sepg", "date": "2008-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TAdKxpiaMeHPvZ1TNX_qMg", "text": "It's been awhile since I've come here, but I still think about the peppered turkey deluxe on dutch crunch I used to get once a week for lunch.  Their lines are often out the door around noon, but they're quick and cheap, so it's totally worth the wait.  Plus if you go often enough, you can befriend Sam and he'll kick $0.75 off your sandwich.  And when you're a student, a couple of those $0.75-discounts adds up to a mini frozen yogurt + topping across the street!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hSDQkBX5PxaNMnkwyvW48w", "date": "2007-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TuLiJnZl_BdTqBhn2Ig8Nw", "text": "I'd give it 3 stars for the food, but 4 just because it's so cheap! This tiny deli is located inside the Postal Annex alleyway, so I didn't discover it until later in college. The sandwiches are filling and always stuffed with all the goodies I can point to for only $4! You can't really go wrong with this place for a quick, satisfying lunch. It's tempting to go to Subway when they have to locations, but this place is far superior. The line can get a little long sometimes, so try to avoid lunch time rush by arriving 15 minutes after. The line always moves quickly though, so you'll be set with your great sandwich in no time! Keep in mind though, there isn't really any place to sit inside, so plan to take your meal elsewhere to enjoy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Sdn9fm89tQE3nDQPTKxb7A", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tWvSGiuRpT6djaBQM6JGew", "text": "oh the memories. i used to get so many sandos here...half pastrami half salami on a sweet french roll for under 4 bucks...jeez, that's so unheard of now that i work in the city. we always make sure to stop by for a sandwich to bring into the game and see sam's prediction for a golden bear win.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "srgekIDbtUSiml3Z0iHmhg", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tZ82-wbYocRGwCBE0WZUFQ", "text": "I used to frequent this place when I went to UC Berkeley.  Not the best sandwiches ever, but I remember this place was cheap, fast, and convenient to go to.  When I was on this side of campus and wanted a sandwich, I used to come here for my fix.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "k3WTmFnq1wCEPYdQCPUIJg", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U1CzCy-a8wXpx1aDpCxjuQ", "text": "Another convenient sandwich shop by campus. If you read enough of my reviews, location and convenience is super high on my list. This place is right next to bus stop and it takes literally 5 mins to get there and back for class. \n\nThe service is super quick and the sandwiches are good. Order the deluxe, I love my condiments and the works. Ive tried the turkey and cranberry, its tastes like thanksgiving. Turkey is also really good, but most of my buddies enjoy the pastrami and salami.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aVIp7GqkB-xE2oByrsev7Q", "date": "2011-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UIIMXhmhutEPfhGerqhxNA", "text": "It's a great value for a standard lunch. It really saves students when they don't have time to prepare a lunch but don't want to break their wallet. It is a lighter option than much of the asian ghetto food or la burrita/top dog.\n\nBtw, the owner Sam is a great guy, he really takes the effort to connect with the community. A true family run business. It's only because of the service that this is 4 stars instead of 3 [food's pretty average].", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "waH8zW6ZLgiIGbfmYyzmbg", "text": "Cheese n stuff is a reaaallly cheap place to eat. I think it's less than $4 for a quality sandwich which is a deal u can't beat. They also have a lot of good sides too, like salads, pasta salads, Mediterranean stuff (dolmas, falafel, etc), etc. Oh, and i think they have coupons in those Guide to Good Life books that makes this place even cheaper. So yeah, good food, good deal!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yDbgI-R0nkFJcqTSLm2T0g", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WIYUSCTuOHu6haOMXdnSHA", "text": "Deluxe.\nDutch Crunch.\nTurkey.\nProvolone.\nAvocado.\nCan't go wrong. Affordable. Perfect for college students!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZGT9H35Edi4y8rHYSqSKfg", "date": "2010-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wl6MEljDmXjOVGPmlxAIgw", "text": "Man, for the price, this place is great! Not your best sandwich, but damn, under 4 bucks for a bunch of meat, cheese, bread, sprouts, lettuce!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WPVqH5vEHgNjD8CgqRPdYA", "text": "I walk into here knowing exactly what I want: the vegetarian sammich dealie. It simply tastes so good on all of the breads that I've tried (not to say that I've tried all of their breads, though) and always bursting with fresh, green ingredients. Mucho avocado and slices of feta cheese nicely complemented with sprouts and tomatos - it really was my sandwich of choice in my early undergrad years. I've always preferred the sandwiches here to the now closed Sufficient Grounds, despite the fact that they are considerably smaller. Lines can be long, but service doesn't clog up too badly. I wish that they had a place to eat so that I didn't have to walk into the units in order to find a decent bench.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "G8ZfiaMukiJqk-pOUW97qw", "date": "2010-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XfNZNRd0bEkOOj5om_L9mA", "text": "They have the freshest deli sandwiches in Berkeley, hands down.\n\nI've stopped by the small shop a couple of times whenever I passed through the seedy, shady tunnel in which it's located. They have a large selection of meat, cheeses and bread, all laid out behind a glass partition so you can watch them make it.\n\nThey're around $4 (or even less, sometimes) for a sandwich that will fill you up for lunch but not leave you feeling gross like you just ate a greasy burger.\n\nHOWEVER, they have really short hours and sometimes they close earlier than they're supposed to which kinda sucks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XoKLs8seSooWHhQb31FiQg", "text": "Cheap, yummy, friendly service.  I don't know what else to day.  I personally like dutch crunch and peppered turkey.  Oh, and I love that they put a good amount of mustard on (no mayo for me).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mpFmGLVfimmVlwPc80pq2w", "date": "2009-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xWL4_rJUuCgTzjaWjAAGXQ", "text": "This is a deli where you'll get a great sandwich to your liking for a great price.  Its a deli, so you're not going to see places for you to sit and eat.  But if you're looking for a cheap and healthy eat, grab a sandwich from here and walk over to the campus (if its a nice day) and eat outside.\n\nI always get the croissant sandwich - so delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cjTL-2J-YOeQovw2w1XHxg", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y4qoOy1jfvyH9ZNVuNp_hg", "text": "Best taylor made sandwich in Berkeley. I love this place, you can realy build your sandwich the way you want, they have great combo too.\n\nLarge choices of bread and meat, really my preferred sandwich place in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NJ5bEwaKvJ96oLsQPhrvqA", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yXqyIm7z0zeS2_OViYK1kQ", "text": "I got the pastrami here...and it was a sloppy, gooey, over-sauced mess.  No, I did not wait 1 hour before I ate my sandwich.  Not well put-together at all.\n\nI usually get the Poor Boy sandwich and I will definitely stick with that if i come back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jwz1aFDnopCpLGEqmr1RLQ", "text": "This place is very consistent, fast, and one sandwich really fills me up. I like their turkey a lot. Moist, easy to bite, sweet french roll. Sprouts? It's worth the walk from Shattack to Telegraph. Take the sandwich to campus and find a nice bench to people watch as you munch munch munch. Just be careful of the squirrels, one distracted me while the other was coming up from behind as I ate my turkey sandwich...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "92Ah0X6SagAVSkbYy0cBhA", "date": "2009-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jXq84UVNcvxEj4d4k42Icg", "text": "This place is essentially the same thing as The Coffee Spot on lower sproul, but with more things I think, namely cheese. They also have chicken salad, and I feel like their sandwiches may actually be larger. Minus points for the inconvenient location, however.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PvRQQf0SlxtoieRC95dz0Q", "text": "This great sandwich place is tucked in the belly of that obnoxious, ugly parking garage at the corner of Durant and Telegraph. Journey into the depths of the beast to have a sandwich from cheese 'n' stuff. It's delicious.\n\nThe bread is always fresh, as are the ingredients. The staff is fast and friendly, and there is a wide variety of chips, drinks and baked goods. (There are even vegan cookies, if you pay attention to those sort of things, which I do...while I'm paying for my roast beef sub.)\n\nWarning: they don't take cards!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J7Z1Fo43NqbAdlosu9z38A", "date": "2009-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qU_cSDXvDx4KxFaD8XSS_g", "text": "Everyone tells me about how great the sandwiches are at this place but I think they are all just blinded by how cheap the sandwiches are and not really considering how good they actually are. It's not like they are bad, but it's not that great either. Very mediocre, but it is SUPER cheap. Around ~$3 a sandwich, hey, for a starving college student that's low on cash, this is like an ant colony stumbling upon a tub of sugar! Indulge!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3muVXE2MmoBvFxteWj5low", "text": "My only gripe is that they weren't open for dinner.\n\nI love Cheese N Stuff, I've praised it to all my friends as the best value in Berkeley for food by far. It definitely shines with the price but the sandwich quality is *not* lacking at all. Just make sure to get here before the lunch rush, otherwise you'll be waiting quite a bit.\n\nI also always enjoyed the predictions for Cal football games behind the counter. Go Bears!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6-YQRdLcKPAQ9PFRcMnVWg", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CvLwCw2OVVFm9ca4mM64uQ", "text": "Across from yogurt park in an alley. Delicious and cheap. I highly recommend the roasted turkey sandwhich. Killer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f9CBSCPcPgKZ9no3lgg4kg", "text": "The Honest Truth: Cheap, quality, fast sandwiches.  Fantastic for a quick lunch.  Check it out.\n\n$4 for a quality sandwich.\n\nTheres nothing that makes the sandwich AMAZING enough to be five-star worthy (no special sauces or crazy combinations of toppings), but the service is nice and fast, food is extremely cheap and its still good quality.  You can get a sizeable sandwich in between class (since its close to campus) and they also accept Cal1 Card.  I usually get a turkey deluxe on Dutch crunch with pepper jack cheese that never fails me. \n\nIf you've never heard of this place, you need to go.  And if you have heard of it, you're probably a loyal fan", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GMe8u2p-PEVDn6XAfscN9A", "text": "I've only been here twice, and yet when I knew I was going the second time I was anticipating my delicious roast beef sandwich with everything but the onions. Yum yum yum! Their sandwiches may be smaller in length than Subway, but boy do they make up for it with flavor and quantity of ingredients! The roast beef is delish... honestly, haven't tried anything else since it was so good the first time. I don't think I've ever had bean sprouts in a sandwich before. Turns out I really like it thanks to this place!\n\nI came here originally because Subway and Blondie's didn't validate for the channing parking garage. This place does with a $5 minimum purchase. Works out since I save $6 on parking getting it validated here =D\n\nNice people. Very helpful for little ol' me that couldn't reach the Snapple I wanted on the top shelf.\n\nCash only!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BOB9q7UDB2ojxEJsxBz5zQ", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HPtdXsPftZbMJG4PjfeAjw", "text": "Today I walked in here and it smelt like thanksgiving. I then spent the next few minutes debating how much longer this vegetarian thing will last (6 years going) But really, I love their veggie sandwiches, they are always made with the same eye for quality, and everything always tastes fresh (with the exception of one week of bad avocados... but we all know that happens). All in all, this is a good place to grab a quick, cheap and dependable sandwich.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XhaDy7gAnLCtnAsmmh4EfQ", "date": "2009-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J7bjHPYguqBamq3S6N1nIQ", "text": "Heard great things about this little hole in the wall sandwich shop for years before I finally tried it the other day. And let me tell you, I was not disappointed. \n\nOrdered the hot pastrami sandwich for $4.75 with dutch crunch bread. The sandwich was absolutely delicious! Flavorful, satisfyingly salty, and nice and warm. \n\nI was eying the cheese tortellini in the deli case that I think I'll try next time. It was only 2.95 for half a pint. They have a good selection of chips, drinks, and candy as well. \n\nService was fast and friendly. I had a quick little chat with the owner before I left. The normal, cold sandwiches are all under $4 bucks and they taste way better than Subway. I'll definitely be coming back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Nuk54dt8Osk8ghUhpuNxqQ", "date": "2012-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jIVtFI9WarjyHbZQQH7LtQ", "text": "My favorite quick lunch spot in the campus area, CNS is full of energy and the vegetarian sandwich is amazin. Though it's a little tricky to find, once you know this spot, you'll thank the sandwich heavens for this divine gift. The line can look pretty lengthy at times, but I promise even when it's out the door it's no longer than a 2-3 min wait. And in that time you can check out the hotties wrestling one another across the way.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TBphwI00wRxebXKb_JyOyg", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M6qeBNTrlhy93hndt-bC2w", "text": "cheap!! their sandwiches are like the ones at the Den or the GBC. i gotta say, i loveee my turkey with cheddar on dutch crunch. sandwiches are $2.75 for meat, cheese, and bread, and $3.25 for the \"deluxe\" option: choice of sprouts, tomatoes, onions, and lettuce. i really should try some of many other meat options here (roast beef, pastrami, dry salami, crab...) but i've been so happy with turkey.\nmy only complaint is that they don't toast your sandwiches. service is fast, and the guy at the cashier (manager?) seems to like to tease people (but not me so far).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "paJAAGfuU4B0dKXi1Q-F2A", "text": "Cute little deli tucked inside the...I don't even know what you call that place. It's the corridor that takes you from Durant to Channing, underneath the big orange parking structure. There are actually quite a few storefronts down there that may be of interest to people...but let's focus on these sammiches.\n\nCheap sandwiches at $4, but they're actually good. Make it a meal (soda and a drink) and walk out with lunch for less than $6. There can be a line though during meal hours...usually lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QOxr7sxFeNhYFw5plkfOhg", "text": "Convenient sandwich deli to campus. Definitely beats subway in terms of variety. Service is always quick so this is a convenient, quick, inexpensive place to grab some grub in-between classes or study sessions. \n\nThey have a wide selection of cheeses, deli meats and salads (chicken and crab) to fill your sammies with. Bread options are typical, although they do have dutch crutch rolls.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rGoU60KeouLOzMlllbMmSQ", "text": "Good food. Good communications. \n\nThe falafel sandwich is really good. The tabbouleh they have is as equally delicious. \n\nThis is a good place to go for a quality sandwich between 3 and 5 dollars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XSCtPo2vklAMbvb33dMH4Q", "date": "2007-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uTpKBSprE2AXtkalynuZcw", "text": "Okay, so there's this widely known sandwich place on the corner of Bancroft & Telegraph (that can practically be found on every block in America, aka Subway)-- but why not walk a block further and enter a real sandwich deli at Cheese 'N' Stuff? \n\nI've seen this place with a huge line out the door and other times have walked right in, but either way it's fast and wonderful service. They give a great amount of meat and fresh bread that always fills my hungry student appetite. Best of all, the reasonable price makes the sandwich that much more enjoyable, knowing that walking that extra bit from campus not only supported an independent owner, but it didn't hurt my pocket any more than if I would have went to the franchised alternative.\n\nMemories of not being able to eat my Cheese 'N' Stuff sandwich while I had my braces on because the bread was too hard prevents me from giving it the 5 stars! As if having braces wasn't torture enough, I had to eat my sandwich without the bread after multiple painful tries. With my braces off, nothing should prevent me from biting into that dutch crunch bread now!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0NK49mkt25t63z1KA01S_Q", "date": "2009-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vyVWWoX0i41E22SMZRnhDw", "text": "If you are living on the \"poor college student budget,\" then come here. Cheap and delicious sandwiches for $3-4 and they are big. Their dutch crunch rolls are the best.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IFYkRXw4DwrXqPyLptOaAA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XhYLdu8hjAg4zoEhJdV0uA", "text": "For the price, you're not getting a gourmet meal, but you are definitely getting a something quick and easy, which makes it one of my go-to places for a cheap student lunch.\n\nI'm actually not a huge fan of the crowd favorite Dutch Crunch Roll just because it tends to be TOO crunchy and hurts the roof of my mouth, though it is delicious. One of the great things about Cheese \"N\" Stuff though is that you can pretty much customize your sandwich in any way you see fit.\n\nI like:\n\nTurkey Delight with turkey, avocado, and cranberry sauce. It's rather juicy, but so very very tasty.\nDeluxe Falafel Wrap that is bigger than any other item on the menu and great if you love falafels.\nPaninis! They actually make very decent ones here and though pricier and smaller than the rest of the menu, they're a good choice if you want to splurge.\n\nThe owner and employees are also quite friendly and fun to chat up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FTBUYeJB8jIIeNASyYq3dA", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_znHnR_PrKfO-vYUIa9gkw", "text": "Big sandwiches for almost no money. Don't let the bro/frat boy/athlete scare you off - the sandwiches here are awesome.\n\nDefinitely stick with the sour dough-based rolls (seeded is my personal favorite) - the others just aren't filling enough. Also, I try to buy drinks elsewhere. Their selection is pretty good, but a little pricey (compared to the $3.50 sandwich, $1.50 for a good soda is steep).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5UeW6xMmWClWcOrw6cPXXg", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6hayj0_MbfWkzAluhnn_Bg", "text": "You get what you pay for, but that's a good thing. Nobody wants to spend a ton on a sandwich. They'll slap together a serviceable sandwich in seconds and you'll be satisfied.\n\nBack in the day, I had a thing for the Scandinavian girl behind the counter, lol.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wCSlnMsSapVZfAJ-hKmKQA", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lM4doLteHwhhGUb_i0bTWg", "text": "I guess for the price it's a steal ($3.50? cheap cheap cheap).\n\nImagine the GBC or Peet's sandwiches but for much cheaper and that's basically what you'll get here. \n\nI tried some sandwich with seafood (probably a bad decision in retrospect) and my tummy was ANGRY after that D: It almost turned me off entirely to Cheese n stuff.\n\nCame back and gave them another go though with their thanksgiving like sandwich (turkey, cranberries) and it was decent. \n\nLesson learned: don't get any sandwiches with mayonaisse or any possible chances of creaminess. Stick with the classics.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FxplRx2OtvkORZ6BCPA-Pg", "text": "I LOOOVE CHEESE N STUFF!\n\nReally just a great sandwich place. One of the best, basic sandwich places for this ridiculously low price.\n\nYou can get pretty much anything you want in a nice little sandwich (my guy friends complain this is too small compared to a Subway footlong...buy two then, they're cheap enough).  And it's sooooooo ridiculously cheap!  I almost always get a deluxe salami sandwich on sweet french with cheddar cheese, all the toppings except mustard.  Although, I switch it up every once in a while.\n\nThe ingredients are fresh - unless you come at the end of the day.  I recommend stopping by for lunch... past 4pm and sometimes they run out of stuff =(\n\nOtherwise, Cheese 'N' Stuff is amazing - I hope they never go away.  FYI, they only accept cash or Cal 1 Debit card.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 12, "useful": 11, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "i5k3Qn-LRMaah1cFI3X7oQ", "text": "I first started coming to Cheese 'N' Stuff my freshman year of college, when with the Cal tennis team.  A noble sponsor of Cal athletics, Sam knows how to take care of his athletes -- keeping them fed, energized, and faithfully supported.  For us, he made sure to have sandwiches, drinks, and sides ready -- for all the players, managers, coaches, and even the chair umps -- every day of every tournament, and all of the matches too.   \n\nMy favorite was always pepper turkey with pepper jack cheese on a sourdough roll, hold the mayo.  The sandwiches are huge, filled with the freshest deli ingredients, and perfectly assembled with careful attention to the proportions of each ingredient and every topping.  \n\nThese days I am not playing as much tennis as I used to, and have since graduated.  But, when I'm in town I always make a point to stop in for a sandwich -- and more importantly to say hello to Sam.  On my most recent trip back, Sam greeted me with an endearing \"Hello stranger! Long time.\"  He then proceeded to fix up my usual order as we caught up with local news, sports, and each other's lives.  Thanks Sam, for always having my back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pBNq1pdiEayp-xKxq_KZdg", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3SqTS1Ai8QcCe3fbjSwaWA", "text": "I finally fulfilled my long-time desire to try the famous Cheese 'n Stuff and got the deluxe falafel wrap today for only $3.95 (minus $0.50 with the berkeleygoodlife.com coupon.) Is this place related to The Coffee Spot? They are very similar, and both popular because of their large and very cheap meals. There was a long line after class let out at 12:30pm, but it moved fast. They only have to assemble simple sandwiches, after all--the meats and fixings are laid out in front in a glass cabinet. Some of the ingredients looked a little old and unappetizing, but I certainly would not go expecting a gourmet sandwich, and definitely got what I paid for! The falafel sandwich provided lunch and dinner, which makes for two ridiculously cheap meals . The homemade hummus was interestingly very nutty, and I daresay I tasted a hint of peanut butter, which is weird and probably just me. The only disappointment was that it did not include cucumbers. I guess I just assumed the regular mediterranean side veggies.  \n\nIt is sweet that there are so many regulars that are friendly with the owner. The photos and notes from famous Cal athletes on the wall are a cool addition. Cheese 'n Stuff feeding celebs! I have a thing for good ol' sandwich shops.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gFqfA90kjf-AE_WVJJbLMA", "text": "You shouldn't come if you're indecisive. Too much stuff.\n\nForget Subway. It's all about Cheese 'N' Stuff. Cheap, fresh, big, delicious, and friendly! You can't go wrong here. If you're broke, they have a poor boy sandwich just for you too! Choose your own sandwich destiny from their wide selection of breads, meats, cheeses, and toppings. One of my favorites is the roasted turkey. It's got hot turkey with cranberry sauce tucked into a roll! Thanksgiving in every bite! Another favorite of mine is turkey with avocado. That combo is so money. Finally, complement your sandwich with some chips and a drink from their well stocked selection. They also have Greek salads and side dishes, which are also pretty dang good.\n\nTips: Find this little gem in the alley going through the big orange parking structure.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Mr0CO2zsXwv_k9m-Ieyq1w", "date": "2007-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JKe5kxEOAern4V5jyhZ4KA", "text": "Cheap fix for a starving student.  Do get the Cranberry Turkey.  Do not get the potato salad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LRu6qFBVdQwIaianzGM-Gw", "date": "2007-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KYtb1kRSI-IK-nCS2GCyMA", "text": "Before I found Cheese N Stuff, I ate Top Ramen. Then I told myself... No, I will not have that stereotypical college ramen.  So I started eating at Chipotle. Yeah, I'm original. You don't have to tell me. But thank you anyways. \nWell I was too much a stingy bastard for Chipotle. So I switched to $3 6inch sandwichs from Subway, but deep inside, I was disappointed, like a chain smoker who switched to nicotene patches.\nBut one day, one glorious day, I saw a little sign that said \"Cheese N Stuff\" and I wondered... wtf is stuff? Is it wine? Crackers? Koala bears? Well I went in and found out.  \"Stuff\" is cheap, delicious sandwiches made to order from a variety of breads, cheeses, meats, and toppings. It's also salads that I haven't tried. But all that matters are the sandwiches. Seriously, go get one... now. You're wasting too much time reading this shit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_mc5xw685ko4cGYBOmIQHQ", "date": "2008-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "spqi195lmFW4jxBIse-4tQ", "text": "You know that satisfaction that people seem to have when they unwrap a sandwich and nonchalantly eat it while working on something? This guy came into one of my art classes with this gorgeous sandwich and I wanted to share his experience. When he told me that it was from a place called \"Cheese N Stuff,\" I was INTENSELY intrigued. What a genius name for a deli.\nIt's nestled in those weird tunnels off of Telegraph. Not only is it a precious hole-in-the-wall with lots of tasties, but it's insanely cheap! You can get the vegetarian with an iced tea for like 5 bucks. The guy there always tells me to \"stay away from boys! They're trouble!\" And how right he is.\n\nI'm a fan.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DRCAKI0bzpZ14dN4NqttOw", "date": "2008-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uOFGkg1PybA_s0fCKN20Dg", "text": "Delicious sandwiches and such a wide variety of meats! The sandwiches are also super reasonably priced. I got the pastrami sandwich and it definitely filled me up. \n\nI came here to buy sandwiches for the officer team of my club. They make them very quickly and it tastes really fresh - you can call-in and order beforehand. The owner/cashier is also a super sweet and friendly guy.\n\nI wish they had more marketing/a better location - so many people don't know about this place, and they are missing out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xWJVspsBkkn13ZNRrQ7FpA", "text": "I've been at Berkeley for over three years now, and Cheese N' Stuff is still my favorite sandwich stop for lunch. With it being ridiculously cheap, you could get a filling sandwich for less than 4$! The location is convenient also, as I've found it possible to stop for a quick bite to eat within a 20-minute time frame and be back on campus in time for class. \n\nAlthough I have read the reviews before and some people comment upon the immediate stomach pain after eating one of these sandwiches, I can say that happened to me a couple times also. However, the majority of the times have been good, and its pretty much one of the cheapest meals for broke college students that you can find in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-ESHoEekOXQuH0pHAtlkdA", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3zOs9KoJfTYbhdamE8MmOA", "text": "This is the perfect place for a student on a budget. Tasty sandwiches, good portion size and, best of all, cheap! It's also close to the dorms and campus.\n\nThings to note: lunch time = long lines because most people know the above and it's right next to Unit 3.\n\nRecommended Sandwich: Turkey Delight. Turkey, avocado, and cranberry sauce. It's very thxgiving-y but quite delicious. I never got tired of this sandwich.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9NrrS89GYV4F1D8JnY_SDA", "date": "2008-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BlBGr9Z-4Ne4tmXiQlbHiw", "text": "I've forgetten how I heard about this place, but the first time I tried it was three years ago and I still love coming here. I always get the salami deluxe on wheat (I don't even like wheat, but its good here) and am perfectly satiated at the end of the meal. How can you beat a tasty $3.50 sandwich??", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KKZ_78a-T_3hCtTpPvDbNA", "date": "2008-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bsGQ5mr96UhTrWED4UirrQ", "text": "Good sandwich - well put-together, made quickly, tasted great, inexpensive. Ordering was easy, no confusion, no difficulty, food was made quickly. Took get a fifth star maybe I wanted to see a bit more pesto on the chicken sandwich, maybe a bit more lettuce on others. We'll see though, I'm only one visit in so far - a few more and that elusive fifth star might well appear.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gJZutDw30Vnt7Av7IIHhOQ", "date": "2010-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bWAmleAlNs6uZMcaGBuhoQ", "text": "very quick service! and very friendly~\n\ndefinitely try the poorman's sandwich - a VERY delicious sandwich for just $3.50? yummm! :D\n\nplus, if you want your own personal sandwich - they had a pretty good selection of meats, cheeses, 5 or so types of breads... some side mixed salads...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J2k0yBlFoo-IUlmnz4hFvg", "date": "2008-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JbJQwa6Sw-5ZMO0_Lt96Yw", "text": "I just happened to park in this garage this afternoon and so on the way back to my car my stomach started making that rumbling.  I was just going to keep walking to the ticket booth when their sandwich board caught my eye: $3.50 for a veggie sandwich?  No way!  And it was tasty too.  They made it in probably less than a minute and for $3.50 you got quite a bit of stuff in it.  Alfalfa, cheese, tomatoes, and other things I can't remember.  But it was good.  Plus I got half off of from validated parking.  Not bad at all!\n\nTimes visited: 1", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cDAdfpWUkpP9BB_aW4qjbA", "date": "2006-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ovnAdStM2InDtzhbOTPJAQ", "text": "This is such a bargain; fast, cheap and delicious.  I am a HUGE fan of the Hot Turkey Sandwich.  Its like Thanksgiving on a roll!  Also be sure to try the chocolate covered Halvah they sell for dessert, ALWAYS makes my day brighter.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o_HH_3a-XqT8EDcZc2QO3Q", "date": "2010-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QX3c_RxZHG6cfYE2dhCBBw", "text": "Falafel sandwich is a party in your mouth.\nOther sandwiches are great too\nPerfect place to hit up, grab some sandwiches, then hit the UC campus or go into the gardens above", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ha0cr8dYbG9_JXseoIbnSg", "date": "2009-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tNQ0eAv_3DDTaaycDAToNA", "text": "Just wanted to update this review to say that Cheese N Stuff continues to be awesome.  I stopped by here on Saturday (yes, Cal Day!) and got a delicious \"deluxe\" sandwich (mayo, mustard, tomatoes, pickles, lettuce, sprouts) on their delicious Dutch Crunch bread.  I got salami but the pastrami looked delicious too and my friend who got their chicken panini was very pleased.  The vegetarian sandwich also looked delicious and they have some of the best Tabouli/tabbouleh I've ever had.  Love this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Lehu9ZVrCD1NovG0lQ6YhQ", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CW7nsOTVxJIqj4OofcMpug", "text": "pepper turkey with cheddar, on dutch crunch. no mayo. no pickles. everything else.\nmaybe grab an izze.\nwith a s'mores cookie on the side. \n\nand you're set. and you still have money in your pocket. and time to spare.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0i1z0_K9_2PMWIISzgg-fw", "date": "2009-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RoZkHraEyHebMem1wbPMRw", "text": "I really don't know why students go to Quiznos and subway when this gem of a place exists. Not only does it have the perfect ratio of cost to quality but it has 'stuff' that's supposed to be standard deli fare but is somehow lost in translation when they go franchise. Prime example- the beloved Dutch Crunch roll. How subway and Quiznos could neglect Dutch Crutch is beyond me. This place also has a ton of middle eastern 'stuff' ...\n\nno, not opium. \n\nI'm talking about dolmas, tabouli, falafel and all that good jazz. But it's still really all about that cheap delicious sandwich. The deluxe is $3.25.... pick yr of bread/meat/cheese/toppings and go munger around the disgusting filth that is the Berkeley campus southside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CP_9RYVP4th-DuL7LCaKtA", "date": "2008-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tAjpKrK2j1kXeKdawdYsyw", "text": "I love this place! Not only does it take Cal1 cards from students, but you can get a large, tasty sandwich on delicious bread for under $4.  The owner didn't take long to learn my face and engage me in playful banter.  Service is super fast and all employees are friendly.  Don't waste your time at Subway.  I'll forever be loyal to Cheese 'N' Stuff!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Xgk-d2x59qhPxOsuCKeShw", "date": "2011-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "P6AJQCmH9uGgGTIvU3rqvw", "text": "I tried on three different occasions to find this place because I thought it was in that other alley near telegraph. D'oh! I finally got better directions from my coworker and found myself in the little nook of Cheese 'N' Stuff.  And it was ok.  Turkey sandwich on a big ol' roll - nothing too special all-around.  Like many things in Berkeley, maybe you enjoy this place more if you're a student.  I think I'd rather go down the street and brave the line at Intermezzo. Like I do pretty much every week. Like I just got back from doing. I need help.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5vXqog3DHrRXADKUg78B2w", "date": "2007-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "FuEmRE4GuDSmMoDLfsGN1A", "text": "You want to know why there's so many panhandlers in Berkeley? It's because collecting change for two hours in front of Fat Slice is enough to buy you a pretty delicious sandwich here.\n\nThe reason there's so many crazies is because the Dutch Crunch really scrapes the shit out of the roof of your mouth.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hpffQUMlFzNVFddmmx1RUQ", "date": "2008-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "gT6ADo5RyFl-RXZEPaQb3A", "text": "What was it about that old girlfriend from high school that you really liked? \n\nOh yeah, she was cheap and reliable. \n\nSame here. Get a good sandwich and stop the hunger pains.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Fyp5rxbzoWQwm0z2gW3w5g", "date": "2007-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "y1uquA7JdAX7_on0C2doEw", "text": "Cheap and strangely addictive. Once you try this place you'll be going back. It's not necessarily remarkable in any way but it's reliable and portable -- sometimes that's your top priority.\n\nI had a funny run-in with the guy that runs the shop. I accidentally dropped a nickel or something in the garbage can and it turned out that the can was empty and he'd just washed it. He implored me to get my change back. \"Don't worry, it's clean,\" he said.\n\n\"Sometimes you gotta let the hard ones go,\" I replied.\n\nHe got really upset that I would just throw money away like that. He made a huff and walked away, disgusted. His reaction amused me so much that I think it was worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dpEtyfB2o7MH1Mc_Ygoolg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5FZf8VhFkh7aHv-IhkTarQ", "text": "Hooray for a sandwich shop that is tastier, faster, bigger AND cheaper than the local university dining commons.  I ordered a pastrami w/provolone on sour french bread - deluxe: only $3.50.  I turned around to talk to a friend as I walked over to the register and the guy was already there ringing up my sandwich - it was amazing.  At the DC, I'd wait at least 5 minutes for the guy to slowly put my sandwich together, put it through the slow toaster, and then slowly wrap it up, to receive an okay sandwich - and that's with no line.\n\nThe sign on the door says something about sometimes not being open..? whatever - its good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2008-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PpIpee2zDs8ReDNl3qCIRg", "text": "Mmmm Sam's notoriously tasty and cheap sandwiches. You can basically get whatever combination of meats, chicken salad, tuna salad, even crab salad. You get your choice of bread, cheese, and all the fixings. All this for $3.50? Hot damn. You can even ask for extra meat and what not!\n\nThey also have this Aram sandwich, which is basically a wrap, for $2.95. It's made fresh that day and is a real bargain for how big it is. It's basically a sandwich in a tortilla, and it's just as a big as a Chipotle burrito in terms of filling.\n\nThese sandwiches are so simple and tasty and the people work really fast. Expect a line out of the shop at peak lunch times (12, 12:30, 1). Thumbs up for nice people and tasty cheap sandwiches that won't break a college student's wallet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cWTqKrkDzNRH1a364PPr0A", "text": "I went to Cheese N Stuff on a pretty regular basis during my Freshman year of college (regular means about once every other week when I just couldn't stomach the dorms or on-campus cafes anymore but wanted something cheap). I used to get their pastrami sandwiches or roast beef, which were all filling, delicious and insanely cheap. $3.50 for a great sized sandwich that would fill me the rest of the day.\n\nI moved to the other side of campus and try to cook most of my meals at home now. I haven't been to Cheese N Stuff in over a year, but I decided to go back just to try it and see if it was as good as I remembered.\n\nIt was the same people working there as before, same line and same efficient service. I had the turkey delight on wheat, which is oven roasted turkey, lettuce, avacado and cranberry sauce. The sandwich had lots of cranberry (which I love) but the avacado was texture-less. Not slices with substance but smooth guac paste that didn't really have flavor and didn't add much to the sandwich except extra calories. The turkey was more dry than I remembered but I was starving and devoured that sandwich at a rate that's almost embarassing.\n\nWas Cheese N Stuff as good as I remembered? No. I would certainly choose it over a subway any day of the week, but I feel there are much better choices for sandwiches in the surrounding area for just a little bit more (the little deli supermarket next door to Walgreens is surprisingly very good and makes a GREAT Reuben). Granted, those are all going to be in the $6 range instead of $3.50, so I suppose Cheese N Stuff is amazing for its price point.\n\n-1 because the sandwich is still 4 stars but not 5 as I would have rated it 2 years ago.\n-1 because they nickle and dime you to death for sodas and chips (luckily I don't eat either of those).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2008-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hZD4mvUF8HIJGMvGhyO0dQ", "text": "amazing! cheese n stuff is my new go-to lunch spot when i'm at school.  i was in and out in about 5 minutes and my sandwich was only $3.95!  i go the turkey delight with roasted turkey and cranberry sauce.  the turkey was delicious and moist, like thanksgiving turkey no slimy deli slices, and every other part of the sammie was good too.\none tip- bring cash, you can pay with your card but their little atm machine charges you $1", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Oi6crGoMj9hfq1E-ZIn2Hg", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IGnVSVvtvSZwQ0Wyq76AYw", "text": "Great sandwiches for a moderate appetite! Perfect for a lunch stop!\n\nSometimes I hate how the sandwich portion sizes at Smart Alec's and Cafe Mattina are sooo huge.  You almost will always have to take half of it to-go in order to avoid food coma during class after lunch.  Cheese 'N' Stuff FTW!!!\n\nVery tasty sandwiches and for cheap!!  Expect to spend less than $5.  Many different deli ingredients to choose from to put in your sandwich (e.g. cheeses (obviously), meat, bread, other veggies).  Don't go to GBC for your sandwiches to-go, come here!\n\nThis place does not have the best of location; I didn't even know about this place until a friend took me here.  It's in that hallway to the parking structure next to Unit 3.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LBtvWdnXfjCux01DrbQ4iA", "text": "I talked to the owner and apparently he was listening to Deadmau5's \"Ghosts 'N' Stuff\" when he came up with the name for his shop.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jcr5xVkXWqDHdMHGeS0o3g", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "W0nHRQoYti_eZ54P_anu9w", "text": "Oh Dutch Crunch Roll how I miss thee!!! I try to explain you to people who are not familiar or not from the Bay Area and they just don't understand!\n\nGreat fresh deli sandwiches, cheap and a hidden gem. Really, you can't see it just driving by! The sandwiches are filling and always kept me going for a marathon study session in VLSB as an undergrad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HT6JHtJXlIYmxerxZA7Hkw", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "zrCuf_dahwKJtzFDowRYyQ", "text": "To do it right: $4\n\nI've walked by this place dozens of times without knowing it and would've kept on walking by had I not asked my coworker where she got her sandwich.  \n\nBeing Saturday and all, I wasn't in great shape from the night before and intended to go and get my usual Oh-God-why-didn't-I-leave-earlier-last-night?-crepe over on Telegraph (greasy crepes help to soothe the tummy).  However, I opted to try this place instead.  It's tucked into the alley next to the parking structure on Telegraph and in pretty deep, but easy to find if you're looking for it.  I walked in, ordered a turkey and swiss on wheat with mayo, mustard, pickles, onions, lettuce, and sprouts.  The price: 3.75.\n\nBy the time I got my change, the sandwich was already bagged--ridiculously fast to say the least.  What about the sandwich?  Actually, very good.  it's not the best sandwich I've had by a long shot, but it could very well be in the top three I've ever had under $5.\n\nFinal Say: Crazy cheap.  I don't think I'd do it every week, but from now on, if I'm walking by, hurried and hungry, it'll be hard to pass up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "l_CNUHyfpJyJpm4bXLlc3w", "text": "This place serves cheese and stuff.  I had the stuff.  It came with cheese.\n\nActually, Cheese 'N' Stuff is a total misnomer.  This place is all about the sandwiches, although they also have some tasty enough looking macaroni salad-type things.\n\nHere's the lowdown:\n\n1. Customizable.  Dangerously so.  When I was in line, I had Sandwich Panic.  It's a terrible condition where you forget the names of all breads and cheeses in the world.  I managed \"sourdough and American,\" but barely.  I don't even like American cheese, and it tasted funny with my crab sandwich, but that was my damn fault.\n\n2. Cheap!  Insanely cheap!  With a $1.50 drink I barely broke $5.  How is that humanly possible?\n\n3. Fast.  That line moves quick, and you're out of there.\n\nNot the best sandwich I've ever had and not the greatest locale, but you can't beat the price or the speed.  The perfect college place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v9dkLIe0JZXtghSwPrMy6Q", "date": "2008-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2sTmokwRkD5-EfcQvrM6MQ", "text": "Cheese N Stuff always brings the tasty.  The sandwiches are cheap, fresh and delicious.  I always spring the extra 25cents for the deluxe sandwich, which includes lettuce, tomato, onion, and sprout, and if I am feeling super decadent I will get the \"Turkey Delight\" sandwich.  The Turkey Delight is tender roasted turkey (not deli style), cranberry sauce, avocado!, lettuce, tomato, etc.  They have a great selection of chips and drinks, and the side salads are quite yummy as well.  There is nothing like a cheap good sandwich, and Cheese N Stuff knows how to deliver!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FF4o7NL_CBVqqTJ-01Nr0A", "date": "2008-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7mWbSN_pv6PCLUTTcThhPQ", "text": "Turkey delight!  They use real oven roasted turkey, not that crap deli meat that tries to pass itself off as turkey.  The cranberries are perfect with it too.  Haven't tried anythign else there, this is worth walking down an obscure alley to try the sandwich.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g9OIHb-q1b-EcjiFvWLiuA", "date": "2007-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RRwKDWzcoKxA2PBQIG6dCw", "text": "If you were a Berkeley student and you never ate here as a student, they need to revoke your diploma. \n\nI LIVED at Cheese n' stuff. \n\nI was a broke-ass student on financial aid and the $3 sandwiches were large enough to actually be a meal and it was cheap. \n\nI would have the pastrami sandwich on dutch crunch about 2x a week. \n\nThe lines at lunch are rather long but if you go in between classes you're good. \n\nNext time you go be sure to look at the walls and see all the cal alums who have been there (especially athletes).\n\nThis is one of my favorite affordable places to eat in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZBLZIOrO3DZJzDFlFO-bJw", "date": "2007-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HbP6bq-G1EbnIaAQkGECVA", "text": "Cheese N Stuff is well-known among Cal students despite its location which is buried deep inside a building on Durant.  The location is knowledge passed down from senior students to the new breed each year.\n\nMy favorite joint from this place is the ever popular pre-made aram sandwich with roast beef.  This is a tortilla wrap style sandwich that you can just grab and eat.  Aside from being tasty and not loaded down with bread, they're dirt cheap.  It's pretty much the cheapest thing you can get there that still works as a serviceable lunch.\n\nIf you're a student, this place is worth adding to your rotation.  If you're a tourist or visitor try out IB Hoagies instead, it's a block up the hill.  It's not as healthy but they make a damn good cheese steak.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1mdwR2US8Z_CBWYuFMWWNg", "date": "2008-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_gRIZlhfML3-9-hmywINjw", "text": "Cheese N Stuff is probably my most favorite sandwich shop ever. Strong statement, I know, especially coming from me as I am obsessed with sandwiches. I could eat a sandwich for breakfast, lunch and dinner and I wish they were all from Cheese N Stuff! My favorite was the pastrami and provolone on a wheat roll, a close second would be the roast beef and cheddar. They have this delicious watery mayo, which may sound gross but it was heaven for me because I don't really like mayo all that much. There can be really long lines around lunch but they move really fast. Also, Sam the owner almost always runs the cash register and he really loves Cal athletes...and we love you too Sam!!! He hooks it up!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qanfJ1jOoVAuCShMHbCVpg", "date": "2008-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "A8eJtxEQ-9Gclx-6lOb2WQ", "text": "Old school sandwich class in Berkeley. CHEAP, tasty, and fast. I think the place is family-owned, and if you close your eyes a bit and listen to the chatter, you can almost believe it's a storefront for something a bit more insidious. But then, you think to yourself, c'mon, not here and quickly snap out of it.\n\nI always go for the deluxe, and they're good about accommodating if you want two types of meat in your sandwich (like roast beef and ham with swiss). Great for lunches, and the price can't be beat relative to the other sandwich places on the south side: Quizno's, Sufficient Grounds, etc. Plus, since the place is mom & pop's, you feel like you HAVE to frequent it and be a patron. No nonsense, fast. Perfect for student life on the go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2009-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "wc1DxOZ8bmENpMJCZh2wqQ", "text": "Cheese n' Stuff is a legendary sandwich shop in the middle of one of a weird subterranean mini-mall near the Berkeley campus.  If you have a break between classes or need to grab lunch on the way to a football game, this place is great.  The sandwiches are cheap and very reliable - the prices go up about 25 cents every three years or so.   I switched to the deluxe sandwich recently, and I feel that the sprouts and tomato are well worth the extra 30 cents to upgrade the standard version.  Plus, the counter staff will respect your healthier, high-class ways.\n\nRoast-beef-and-swiss on a seeded roll is my personal favorite, and while it's a close contest, I have to say I prefer the Stuff to the Cheese. Signs forbid kissing, spitting, Stanfurd fans, and knife-chasing inside the shop, so be warned.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Tb5Ozjr7VTVeyKE_jvkB3Q", "date": "2007-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "haGPdiH0qFB8YSgHuG9jpQ", "text": "Cheese N' Shit...it's what the locals (read: students) call it.\n\nI always got the Turkey Cranberry...that some good ass shit. \n\nCheapot Depot!!  I lived off of those my freshman year.  I still stop by sometimes and get one...mmm.\n\nI'm hungry....*drool*...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ipleTHGh9KR8hO5U1yxzXw", "date": "2007-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "o0KC5k-7fXH8LHf75Icfuw", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 7, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "pUYVP9slpUrS1YPDVnNodw", "text": "A dietary staple in a college students (CAL students) life. \nRoast beef sandwich, with everything, bag of chips and a vitamin water. \n\nCheese N Stuff is a perfect choice for a quick, healthy meal on the go. Dont mind the line, the staff is very quick and the sandwiches are always made to order.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GHhklkSsGes-tiIlOjHEmw", "date": "2007-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0pwJJMGabxMs8gjraRtcQg", "text": "A pleasant cafe with delicious, refreshing panini.  I had the alpino with proscuitto, anjou pears, and walnuts, which was an interesting, good mix. The cosmos is bomb  and never a failure! I suggest the alpino if you are more adventurous and cosmos for definite satisfaction.  Though it is a bit pricey, the quality of the bread, meat, and other ingredients is of superb quality.  The employees are also friendly!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ix0A-m9oq1zWEOPxVl4D5Q", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-1AlRN0dBS_ed2na6Qfbvg", "text": "I have had their fruit salad and grilled salmon dish and they were both really fresh. The people working there are really friendly and helpful and it's a nice place to sit down and have lunch with a couple friends.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0oHpDXdbQnNi7mjXU9Ebyg", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1loXX4B82mb7ebqa0y8Cbg", "text": "Fantastic coffee, bagels, pastries.  I've only had one sandwich from their lunch menu, but it was delicious and unique.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kGOOZBwt2KyLFSdtwunQ1g", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4btvU2KJGm_AZF6VFGYB4g", "text": "10 Reasons Why I Will Walk Uphill For Nefeli Caffe\n1. I'm too impatient to wait for a bus.\n2. Their small cups of coffee are actually small. Like \"tasse a cafe\" small, made for the few people left who prefer not to have 24 ounces of coffee sloshing around in their stomachs or making 5 jittery trips to the toilet. The lattes are also nicely done.\n3. Though their seating is limited and slightly cramped, the table by the window makes me feel like I have my own breakfast nook.\n4. The menu is decently priced. You'll see a good deal of 6s, 7s and 8s, but just look at what is being offered! All of their panini are worth trying. (I have to try not to visibly salivate when someone near me is eating one.) They have tapas after 4 pm and cute little wine selection if you feel like Europeanizing your evening. Their idea of fruit salad is a far cry from a maraschino cherry half perched on a pile of unripe cantaloupe: strawberries, pear, walnuts, and honey make an appearance, as does the miracle that is Greek-style yogurt. Even the croissants seem better than usual.\n5. They have croque monsieur. They have croque monsieur. They have croque monsieur. To anyone who wants to tell me that this is just a glorified grilled cheese sandwich: well, yes, but how often do you find just a good grilled cheese sandwich on the menu when you need one? Almost never. And of course I'm always craving one.\n6. The counterpeople are decent human beings. Really.\n7. The walls are painted with that heavenly Greek blue with touches of tomato red and yellow. Awfully cheerful.\n8. Sometimes they play bossa nova. (Though, sometimes you can't hear yourself think.)\n9. They have Limonata.\n10. Who doesn't enjoy a tree-lined street named after an ancient mathematician?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dJILDIKFsfhm4joCycTu8w", "date": "2008-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4L0IDu0BNlBFfVsfDmu32A", "text": "While most places on the Northside of campus support a fast-paced, in-and-out style dining to accommodate busy student schedules, this place is an exception to this trend.  \n\nIf you have an hour to kill between classes, definitely come here for a quick bite and lounge around.  Bring a friend, get some coffee and chat (If you want to study instead, I suggest going to brewed awakening across the street.  It's like study central in there with more table space to work on)\n\nI've only tried their Alpino panini with a side pasta (cashier's recommendation).  It's pretty tasty.  Personally, the portion size was more of a snack/light lunch and was a little pricy.  (I'd recommend going to Hummingbird Cafe or Stuffed Inn if you want a more substantial sandwich for more or less the same price)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "61VuFtBtmHeOoQfxUHETIw", "text": "I work up the street so I come here every day, the greek yogurt is the best, the sandwiches are better than anything else on northside, and the owner and employees are the coolest. If you go on the weekends they have a poached egg thing that's really good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fOk7gza8ERrD8Vc6WF7B-g", "date": "2008-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "69S2Z8f3VEZJRovbx8sW-g", "text": "The greek salad is not at all like what most people would expect (like with lettuce...) but it is basically only tomatoes, cucumbers, bell peppers, red onions and feta cheese. The dressing is what makes the salad and I felt it could have used a bit more vinegar because it wasn't as tangy as I would have liked. \n\nMy boyfriend got the ham pizza.... and the ham is like literally like sandwich meat ham... not very appealing... I saw them preparing the pizza and it was frozen--and I'm not even sure if they make it themselves. \n\nThe cafe itself is pretty cute and cozy but maybe it is better for coffee/drinks than for its food. I just wanted to find a decent greek salad.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2009-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6U45hS1IsG88I5q9z4hU5Q", "text": "I went here with high expectations about their coffee after reading the many raving reviews about it. Perhaps I shouldn't have gotten myself all hopeful because I was surely disappointed and a bit embarrassed since I told my fiance that they were known to have really good coffee. \n\nI ordered the soy chai latte. I liked the fact that we were able to grate our own nutmeg over our own drink. But, I felt as though my drink had way too much soy that it took away the flavor of the drink. My fiance also said the same thing about his cappucino--just too much milk. \n\nI did order the infamous greek yogurt that everyone talked about. I agree with the majority-- it is good. The portion size was more than enough, too! It had honey drizzled in it, sliced strawberries, whole walnuts, pears, and grapes all on top of the yogurt.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a8J7bEA14JWPQ7KFjEEvYA", "date": "2007-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "80kflfABPPWY3lBECGyvbQ", "text": "This is the place to go if you want quiet, tea, and a nicely toasted bagel. The service is nice and the patrons are respectful. Even the homeless people here are nicer than elsewhere. Cute little spot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "82IdHIVGezyHCKfnt2ZnuA", "text": "Excellent place. Bold coffee, good sandwiches and hot soups. I like the Athenian and Cosmos sandwiches that are worth every penny.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-pH8Ldbbiev1R1JP_oYWvA", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8higRCHynGaviosfdcm1dQ", "text": "Eh.\n\nThe food is ok.  The coffee does the trick.  Couple of tables outsite.  If nothing else is open, go here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rDTr5r0xEMpQpkPphe66KQ", "date": "2006-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AiRb4mN5vUdIDiXgnDQNgQ", "text": "The espresso drinks are very good! My friend had 2 with her lunch. The sandwiches are very simple and portions are decent sized--servings will fill your tummy but not overload it. The side pasta salad was also very good. I had the Athenian sandwich and I highly recommend. Seems like they prepare their sandwiches in advance because the dishes come out very quickly but it's not a problem because they are still very good. I was pleasantly surprised by the ease of finding street parking. If you are on/near the UC Berkeley campus this is a great lunch spot. Oh! It's a small place inside so if you are wearing a jacket or other gear you have to be careful not to fall on top of the people around you or slapping them with your scarf. Pics on the wall are great to look at while you wait.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SmVhjkp9ZTEWq2uf8krcrQ", "date": "2008-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AV8nph97TIr-ZQJufTm9-g", "text": "I had been meaning to go to this little cafe for quite some time, but never really got around to it until now. With all the libraries closed for the holiday, I decided to hike up to Northside to check it out.\n\nNeedless to say, I was not disappointed. The cafe itself was a lot smaller than I had imagined, but it was a perfect place to study alone. I really regret not ordering a cup of the highly lauded Illy Coffee, but I really need to rid of my dependency on coffee. -_- Instead, I ordered a cup of hot tea, which was satisfactory.\n\nAfter five hours of sitting on my bum and studying, I ordered the Kosmos panini (can it even be considered a panini?) for an early dinner. The size of the sandwich disappointed me greatly, considering that I paid over $7 for it. However, IT WAS SO FLIPPING GOOD. Gahhh. The creamy cheese, the delectably cooked bell peppers and mushrooms... making my mouth water just thinking about it. The pear really ties everything together, flavor- and texture-wise. I feel compelled to put pieces of pear in all my sandwiches now just so I can relive that experience.\n\nOverall, I was very pleased with my experience. -1 star for the itty bitty sandwich, but it's something that everyone should definitely try. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xFTrwUh1qBzDHYevdRFENg", "date": "2012-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "btpJsAo5CPv77IXBqvz7hA", "text": "God I love this place.  Good coffee, good food, and a minimal number of douche bags.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qWFp6pYEnH2H5mPm87n_dA", "date": "2007-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C9lH4qCIBvWCfr_2TaQHeA", "text": "The espresso here is by far the best around Berkeley. Sure, it's not Ritual or Blue Bottle, but it is pretty good (especially compared to the crap they try to sell on southside / any of the espresso roma's). They don't have any power outlets or wireless internet, which I'm pretty sure is purposeful, but it is a great place to come read or hang out with friends. I've definitely spent way too much money here over my 4 years at Cal, although my caffeine addiction thanks me for it.\n\nAlso, they have some of the best food on Euclid. Which isn't saying much, but it really is quite good (the mousaka really hits the spot on a cold rainy day).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5UeW6xMmWClWcOrw6cPXXg", "date": "2008-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cgOwvYiWFDQ3gyreG53ESQ", "text": "I've passed by this place hundreds of times, and went in for my first time today.  I ordered the coppa panini.  It was just ok.  It looked neatly put together, but I wish it was grilled.  There was also too much sun-dried tomato, which felt like it overwhelmed the sandwich.  Oh, and it was also a bit expensive, at $8.50 for a cold sandwich and no sides (I got it to go).  But since so many people seem to like the Alpino and it costs 2 bucks less, I'll have to try that next time and maybe update this review.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "UKPi2UBpiRzGFXv7WSNavg", "date": "2010-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cMw1cJGrfvqPK-9GkUz2Sw", "text": "I'm here now and the coffee is great, but the tunes indoors are a little too loud for my taste.  Great Airbears signal which is nice.\n\nOutside there is ample seeting, but it stinks a little because I'm sitting next to a plant that seems to have been recently fertilized.  (If you're standing on the sidewalk looking at the front door, it's the large potted plant to the righ tof the right bench.  Also it's a little chilly outside since they don't get sun midday or in the afternoons in the winter (totally not their fault, but just so you know).\n\nA nice bonus is that parking on Sundays since there aren't as many folks on the north side of campus.\n\nOverall a great place to hang out, grab some coffee, and wait for Doe library to open up at 1pm.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2k4dGdBpr2gsJq4DbCcLMA", "date": "2006-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d3gZOVODhLvIQisV7tAPkw", "text": "One of my favorite cafes in Berkeley. I had never been impressed by a cafe's chai latte until I tried theirs, which is absolutely heavenly. Their cafe au lait and espresso drinks are really good as well. I'm quite picky about my coffee but whatever they use stands out and isn't too acidic either. The ambience is nice as well, you can catch up with a friend or pop in to get some work done.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YQt5zPI7aDS2dWvxO4RS6w", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dcJ1dtpuiirbGZ43V8nREA", "text": "Quiet Saturday afternoon lunch with some excellent eggplant tapas and the best soy chai we've had in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rsZ1Hf4WByeShCekepbtbQ", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dVcbKV5u8G8JJzD1HIpezg", "text": "\"Their lattes restore my faith in humanity.\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nAeM6pzIHIJFoBKq1-Fkmg", "date": "2005-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eK9_Zjr4icXX5fzhqfy4Bg", "text": "Great coffee here, nice home-y food.  Fast, friendly service.  A little too small inside to sit here comfortably, but good to go.  I should come here more often.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EYfcX8s82M_4L-h7uFmDFw", "text": "Main reason it took be longer than I expected to move to the city away from Berkeley. Great food -- try their dinner once! Amazing sandwiches. Nicely made drinks with Illy Espresso available on demand. And the best vanilla chai latte I've ever had. Outdoor seating completes it as a model experience for me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mrlnABwNYjuDTPVu0k7VBQ", "date": "2010-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f5DHmHmSmlp1t-zOU4goaA", "text": "Yummmmmmy Fantasia Panini: turkey, arugula, orange chutney, avocado, AND bell peppers: such a wholesome combination! ALthough i'd like a bit more chutney, it was bit too subtle.\n\nI love that they give you a side of lentils w/zuchinni and carrots which I wasn't even aware of! And to top that off, it was ready w/in minutes of ordering- I barely sat down and got comfortable!\n\nReasonable price, as well....but they were out of most desserts when I went at like 5. oh AND any restaurant/cafe that takes plastic in Berkeley is already on my good list =D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U6KBNi5oTnOetfiFsKi2RA", "date": "2008-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f5iOvzVs7c1KZJRgTTdCbw", "text": "My lunch provider for almost six years. Decent panini selection. Good coffee too if the place is not so packed that you need to wait for hours to get it. The lentil side dish is very good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_dC3wEoq02Op4lCyzYXSZg", "date": "2009-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fFT2Dv1L1YmeKokD-LajMA", "text": "Good sandwiches (I recommend the roasted eggplant panini) and good portioned salads. Fresh, clean, great location. My friend recommends their coffees as well. It's a great place to meet up with a friend and sit outside.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Wc4KQbyJOWv4U5ZmsekyEA", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fPZGZ2DBCXGEgRJYCbLU-Q", "text": "a cute little cafe on euclid with great greek lunches and decent lunch wine selection as well.  i heard from a number of people that it's berkeley's best coffee, but i haven't tried it firsthand.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gb8alk2U1l5taHQUyGGtCw", "text": "This place may be fine for other coffee (I haven't tried), but I gave it 2 stars because like many other so-called \"great\" coffee places around Berkeley, this one too makes its Iced Lattes using 2% or skim-milk. Maybe it got lost in translation somewhere, Latte means milk, not some 2% watered down drainage fluid which turns into 1% ditchwater when further diluted. Please for heaven's sake: at least offer the choice of making a real latte with real milk!!\n\nI'm having huge trouble finding a good coffee place in Berkeley that makes Lattes with real milk!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7vdyqsQQdQXWxrnw_oHWXw", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hPlKTIJDZ5WKc_0i6oWkow", "text": "My favorite coffee spot on the Northside! \nTheir barista, Jose, is as nice as they come, and makes the best latte's and mocha's.\n\nAlso, I've never been disappointed by their food: pizza, polenta w/lamb,and salads, all delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SOTrlAVuvYAPiau0VokzgA", "date": "2012-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HpvCcLucAIHC-L8z8wdFCQ", "text": "Really cute, small cafe with european feel. Espresso drinks are much better than anything else in the area, and not very expensive. I haven't had the chance to eat lunch there, but they serve modest proportions of what looks to be delicious, yet simple fare. One of my personal favorites on the North Side of campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tj2n9HZ_AW7PIhpKI6_7YA", "date": "2008-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iINIzsiJhqZLrzPBcjmkow", "text": "Number one place to get coffee in the northern area off/on Berkeley's campus.  I'm a daily frequenter of this place.  Nehal N. is right, this totally is an aberration for off-campus spots.  I'd go as far to say that they're the only Euclid shop that stresses quality, no offense Brewed Awakening.\n\nThe thing I like to do in this place is sit and enjoy an espresso beverage.  I think their espresso is really good and there's something really charming about the interior.  I particularly like their mocha, which is not too heavy-handed with chocolate.  Their sandwiches are delicious!  I agree that they're slightly expensive for the size, but if you eat in the sandwich comes with lentils or greens.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8ro9EoJQEmuQFRvMk36RUQ", "date": "2010-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J984c1p17rrv7WgK7B4viw", "text": "I've only had a chai and one of their smoothies (don't remember what it's called, but it's made with plain yogurt, orange juice, honey, and strawberries). \n\nThe vanilla chai was amazing. The best chai I've had - aside from the freshly brewed chai I used to have in high school when I went to my Indian friend's house for dinner. So, I'd say that's some pretty damn good chai.\n\nOn to the smoothie... It was more of a juice. But a delicious juice, I must say! \n\nI've never come here to study, just people watch. It's a nice place to relax if you have time between classes on north side.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "izDLT2zmnwc85mbJ_M2VfA", "date": "2009-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jsnw4GCbapb_3OO5snb68A", "text": "This place makes good coffee and espresso, though they are overpriced. The interior has a European feel (plus), but the tables are tiny, and when every table is occupied it's a very unpleasant place to be (minus). I like their soy latte, but I'm still weighing whether it's sufficiently better than that of, say, Brewed Awakenings (down the street), to be worth paying more for a smaller amount.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JxYA7m5oZ2mAGQJLW5G8Lw", "text": "Great staff and great coffee drinks.  The guys that work here really know how to steam the milk so it gets nice and thick and frothy.  Jose, the daytime barista, is really polite and friendly and will know your order after a few visits and start making your drink while you're waiting in line.  Gotta love a place that knows how to treat regulars!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KhRaQPNJSakulP-p0jy3IA", "text": "This is my FAVORITE cafe in Berkeley.  \n*great coffee -- illy brewed correctly served with suuper smooth milk\n*great food -- their greek style yogurt is so light yet creamy and tangy but sweet.  \n*mellow, hip atmosphere -- the decor makes me feel like I've left the country, the music is cooler than anything in my ipod and the rotating photo exhibits are thought-provoking and beautiful.\n*When I was in college, I came here all the time to study -- and can honestly say I owe any good grades to them.\n*When teaching courses, I held office hours here -- perfect place to stimulate conversation.\n*Now, I live nearby and come in faar too often before work.  \n*The guys behind the counter are good people who make great food and drinks.\nA true gem.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "x70ob5-qabkP2LodxYguxg", "date": "2009-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KOyzEbs-6bmbELwWXVc-mA", "text": "Outstanding lattes and nice, quiet atmosphere good for reading/working or chatting with a friend. It's a great alternative to the always-packed Brewed Awakenings.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Xuy9X0gmtlAZOzyFpngA6Q", "date": "2005-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kYzdXy0ouyMmM2DTZ9i-_Q", "text": "I don't know about you guys but I like their Greek-style yogurt. Their other food is only mediocre. I'm not entirely sure what I had but I know that I tried a few different selections in my desperate attempt to find something different to eat on Euclid.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R9nUGtkEIJoLJX-z-TKI6g", "date": "2007-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LF38_Skq4_1FzM_quDuTDw", "text": "Great coffee, real baristas, awesome food, nice service, always clean. It is a little COLD in the winter in there, I wish they would run the heater a little higher and I would go there more instead of Brewed Awakening across the street where the coffee is horrible but I wont freeze! Love cafe Nefeli on a warm summer day!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FvPLF1bpexnOJ7Qyf6RbFA", "date": "2010-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mVBIlvS_IGdab_rI_xrMPA", "text": "Among all Berkeley cafes, Nefeli has got to be my favorite. \n\nNot crowded with students chatting over computers in club meetings;\nNo GSI holding last minute office hours.\nIt's a simple place for dreary souls every morning with revitalizing espresso of decent quality. I feel like being on a tranquil Mediterranean island at Nefeli.\n\nPrice is reasonable avg. $2-3 for the caffeines.\nOnly down side is I wish they had a wider variety of coffee food--my favorite croissants, bagels, and scones. It'd be excellent if they even baked 'em fresh.\n\nThe panini is wonderful I heard. I must spare a lunchtime for that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WDEMfLvXLEMlJXYR-Ch5ig", "date": "2012-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ojlnAHgM_uu4C6KBOAjGYg", "text": "A welcome exception to my theory that all the food options on Euclid and Telegraph suck.\n\nI've always enjoyed their sandwiches and salads, as well as their desserts the couple of times I've tried them. I'm not a coffee drinker, but given that every single person in line in front of me gets coffee (and the time they take to make it) that must be good too.\n\nI also like how it has a European feel. No, that's not code for \"dingy and pretentious\" (like other Berkeley cafes), it actually has a nice, relaxed, classy feel. If you're one of the many Berkeley grad students from Europe, this may be your place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iGwrbMOY5YS9sV9vSjUIZA", "date": "2009-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OujFNrftzdtv7p6ApDLl2g", "text": "Now I finally understand why the untamed Kurt Vonnegut reading hippie sits at same nook every time I walk by. It is a cafe that both fills your tummy with great tasting food that requires cognitive appreciation. For example, the Kosmos panini features apple creamed with goat cheese, smothered with this sauteed mushroom concoction- all sandwiched between two toasted French baguette. \n\nIt is important how you eat there. You can simply grab a quick energy boost- I highly recommend the chocolate Frappe on a hot summer day. If you are lactose-intolerant, they also can substitute soy milk for cow milk. A decent full meal can cost around $15, but you will be nourished with the finest Greek food. \n\nTry the dolmas, the rice and pine nut combination is a killer. It's all cooked in some curiously tangy sauce, I craze for more after the first bite. \n\nIf it is solitude you seek, you can go early and catch the corner in the back room. If you like people watching, there is nothing better than the outside spot, you can enjoy the meal while pondering the life of Berkeley academs. \n\nI live a block away. It's very tempting to go there every morning.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o9L4Ql0ma35DOKwWIV2Pyw", "date": "2008-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oUzOocJew5BTgZgewFl5ww", "text": "For a Greek cafe it is a little strange that they play international music and the people who work there speak Spanish. O well, I like how they decorated and they have tasty things for sale. The food is on the pricey side, but it's a nice spot to stop by for a snack.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nnbm3A-CPWYQpsdsy0ZQRg", "date": "2010-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PqL96Q5qkZNh91JmF4bccA", "text": "This should be one of the best cafes in Berkeley.  Their coffee is above average. Their food is good by Berkeley cafe standards.  They have a large and varied menu, including wines and tapas.  The atmosphere is great...so what's the problem? \n\nFor one thing, they seem to \"run out\" of items on the menu more often than should be expected, but that's not a major problem.  The coffee is sometimes not very hot.  Their selection of pastries is small, and they run out quickly.  The music can be too loud.  And there are occasional whiffs of what smells like raw sewage.\n\nRaw sewage...WTF??  I've tried to figure out where its coming from with no luck, but it seems to be strongest right in the front doorway.  It can get bad on hot days; on others its barely noticeable.  When the door is closed the smell mostly stays outside, unless you're sitting at the table right by the window, but every time someone walks in the door there's a little blast of sewer smell.\n\nI really want to give this place a higher rating; now that I live in the neighborhood I would probably be here almost every day, and it really saved me when I had to study before a final and nothing else in the neighborhood was open...but WTF raw sewage??!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xJlR4euRkpYJ2Ojhu0l8zg", "date": "2007-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qkZLeytx47CIs8b3frXQhw", "text": "If you're craving spanokopita, like I was, then this is the place to satisfy it. I liked the spanokopita best of the three tapas I got. The other two, stuffed eggplant with feta and a \"cigar\" with fennel and mushroom, were both good, but didn't quite hit the spot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "q9NM8_ExzpkoxskbKRvcDg", "date": "2010-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qLbfsLIDp6knVWmGTzO5uA", "text": "Best in Berkeley for cappuccino also the cafe food is good as well\r\nI spent many days catching up on my reading here\r\nI spent quite a bit of my college years in this place \r\nand some after as well \r\n\r\nBest cappuccino on the northside", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XnfdZSQkosi5ZojOWZZr2Q", "date": "2006-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rDaorsCSJIZw6JhbFdCxWA", "text": "A cappuccino and an Athenian will jump-start your day. (Make sure you get the lentil salad to accompany it.) Friendly service and, if you go frequently, the servers warm up to you. Intimate and tucked away, it's good for just about any occasion -- if it's sunny, grab a table outside to people-watch on Euclid!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RG_c5LlEYkqGnJe88OkZ2A", "text": "I love Nefeli.  Their coffee is nice and rich and thick; they serve exclusively Illy espresso if you are a coffee follower.  It's not for the timid.\n\nIt was on the way to Soda Hall, so you can imagine I went here a lot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KoomtZhLwSvn1G3yFd_3wA", "date": "2007-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RgH_6GB8PPeqHZVs5gpbaA", "text": "A real illy espresso, I don't know if it's the grind, if they properly preheat the machine, or what  but they do a hell of a job", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zJgTQLOOn1-SO1ghvBtXpA", "date": "2006-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rGq1i3r9GbndsOxsOjQfGg", "text": "I have found a place in my heart for this cafe.  I have been going to the Brewed Awakening Cafe up the street quite regularly.  Unfortunately, they began to get my order wrong rather consistently (I blame this on the fact that they are always way too busy), so I decided to step across the street and try Nefeli Caffe, and I can definitely say that that the grass is greener on the other side.  \n\nThe atmosphere is really relaxed, and the food and drinks are good.  In the morning the cafe gets some wonderful light through the windows, which makes it a very pleasant place to drink my coffee.  Last week I had their bagel with cream cheese, cucumber, tomato, and onion, and today I had the Greek yogurt with fresh fruit, nuts, and honey.  It was all very delicious, and perfect for a quick breakfast.  I had the food just about a couple minutes after I sat down.  Lately I have been getting the house coffee, but even that is extra special, because over by all the creamer and sugar they have whole nutmegs that you can grate over your coffee.  I will definitely be coming back more often.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zp3tRNqyeL7-kGDJwMkgpQ", "date": "2008-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RIvbIK6z3LXluverVC3i4Q", "text": "Great coffee.  Their espresso drinks are better than their drip coffee.  Not the best place to work because the tables are super small and rickety, and there are no outlets (literally.  I think there might be one.)  They also take credit cards (which is a huge plus in Berkeley, esp. on Euclid, where every place seems to be cash-only).  I think there's a CC minimum of $5.  The almond croissants are excellent.  Also, was surprised to see they have a great dinner menu of tapas-style food.  I am a fan of the veggie pizzetta for lunch.  And the music selection is great (jazz, random world music, etc.).  \n\nCaveat:  I should note that my sister says that I'm pretty much a \"wannabe European\" and this cafe does remind me of the places I left behind in Paris from my few years there.  So keep in mind my ridiculous nostalgia/semi (but unintentional) pretentiousness when reading this.  :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Hw3raVEgPhfkrBcD8dEpA", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SLpZYoGBS9Wk9mWFAIy5ow", "text": "The only good coffee in all of Berkeley.  And by \"coffee\" I don't mean soya-mocha-latte-cino, I mean espresso.  The nicoise salad is quite good and the rest of the food is just decent but the quality of their coffee still puts it head and shoulders above every other cafe around campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "94Zh-cp7bXiZgnQ27BW5LQ", "date": "2007-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sp4HYBOOj3HEBt_p8bHKmQ", "text": "I like the coffee there! And people there are super nice, especially Jose!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zz1Yn8ct5Z-ctJ01D8Kpiw", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SYy-_ptlLFh4XqiiS8gx6g", "text": "I absolutely love the decor here. The service is very friendly and the coffee is fantastic. The prices of espresso drinks and coffee are comparable to everywhere else in Berkeley (mostly cheaper for the things I order). Nothing not to like!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qVFZc2USkjYR9lcPGnKYFA", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t4H_Hj4tp2bOwlMtoEhzUQ", "text": "I went faithfully to Brewed Awakening across the street for 5 years before actually discovering Nefeli. It's a decidedly different atmosphere; for one, you don't have the hordes of people studying or pratting away on laptops. In addition, the cafe doesn't have the...approachability of Brewed Awakening. Strange words adorn the menu, which is probably why I felt intimidated for years and contented myself to furtive glances through the glass as I walked by from La Val's.\n\nYet I finally found the courage to go, and I'm glad I did. The illy espresso served here is superior to any other coffee product I can ever remember tasting, and the sandwiches are tasty and healthy-looking, even if they are a bit expensive at ~$6. If I had more money to blow, I think I could live happily on the food on a regular basis.\n\nThe atmosphere is decidedly different--for one, there is no wireless, and there are no available laptop outlets. Yet if your goal is to cozy up to a book by yourself, or possibly cozy up on a casual date to the person across the table from you, I'd say that Nefeli actually provides a superior venue than Brewed Awakening. The place is quiet(er) yet has an intimate feeling. Alas, as an engineering major, that wasn't my case, but it's a fun little shop that I wish I could take with me from Berkeley.\n\nA note: there's a bathroom here, but it's hidden. You actually have to go behind the counter, through the saloon-style doors, and past the dishwashing area to your left. It was a bit intimidating at first, but you'll get used to it.\n\nStreet parking is terrible during peak times, but what else did you expect from campus?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5eud_FqE7VEqNaru4yv5Vw", "date": "2007-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tBKCuloKxCsyv2dHqynvXQ", "text": "Best latte in the Galaxy :-))... well, for sure in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YM6ARcSVFUT5DQ4_mG0TFg", "date": "2011-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TjjmUb-Sxryk4Npt1QVgXQ", "text": "Oh Nefeli, your greek yogurt and fruit covered in honey and walnuts is so deliciously satisfying, I can overlook the fact that the yogurt is Berkeley Farms -- no more greek than me!\n\nOtherwise, good hot chocolate.  And the salads are pretty good, if a little heavy on the dressing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R5SGauZtuAVs4XDrgOt3_Q", "date": "2006-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TJPSxm2E0kHJYUQR2HuTog", "text": "I think they offer very good mocha (heavy chocolate and coffee taste but not overpowering with one another) and I love their sandwiches. They have very good pastries as well.. the downside is that they do not offer wifi so you can only use airbear from campus (which is pretty slow)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2U80Z_JxwP2ARBRF7jspkw", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TTlFxRY4bbnUBFkQa7y4Sw", "text": "This is a great cafe.  Excellent coffees and teas.  Great lunches.  The daily lunch specials are outstanding.  I recently ordered lamb chops that were among the best I had in years.  How do they do such good cooking in such a seemingly under-prepared kitchen space?  \n\nA bit pricey, but worth it.  Did I mention the cool university crowd?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qYAbwD50JJM8HMw60isQTA", "date": "2008-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UeoZDZpRsE_QJqRcuTuGlQ", "text": "I come here for lunch once in a while. Really cute place in the north neighbourhood. The panini are all resonably priced for 5.50 with a side salad, they use very fresh ingredients. I pretty much have tried all of them, they are all very tasty.. I dont drink much coffee myself, but according to alot ppl i kno, they say this place has the best coffee =) They also have interesting dishes on their daily specials, which is more expensive. In general, the quantity of the food isnt much, but the quality definitely deserves a 5 star.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CnCkK0gj31CpKDvGOfWnfg", "date": "2006-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uixp1Vuq_z17jRaO_KR4oA", "text": "Two magical times a week, I go to Nefeli. Wednesdays I go during my break in class, and Thursdays I take the long way to school to get a delicious double Illy latte. I commented on what a great espresso they make to the owner, and he said that when he was a student at Cal, he would go all the way to SF to get some Illy coffee. I'm so happy he is not condemning us to the same cruel coffee fate. \n\nI had the chai once, and I thought it was very good when I first sipped it, but it started to suck as it got colder. You can tell it's from a powder mix, but I kind of enjoy the artificial crapiness. It's a bit like the garbage that is Tapioca Express--blatently fake, but it's artificial yumminess. \n\nI have never had the food here before, but every time I am in here people are eating delicious looking food. I plan on eating here soon, though.\n\nCash only if your charge is under $3.00. Not sure when they close; I went here between 8:30 and 9:00 and they were closed. I was bummed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H-RlZ0bPhg3dmTEOOsLJMg", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vGVUSzWjwvLz05LIFqWX1g", "text": "YUM got the cosmos panini ($7) SO GOOD, came with a little pasta salad, the baguette they used for the sandwich was amazing, fast service here, got the large chai latte ($3.25, only .25 more for large!!) and it was really really tasty\nseating is a bit sparse and can be a bit loud for studying, but there's a sweet spot with a sunroof that has the perfect amount of sunlight!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KnmpQHUBr0MfJ916N9oH2w", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vpSLkaqSjlTmh7C0LQNAxQ", "text": "Excellent coffee, from the year it opened to the present day. Clean marble top tables. A great place to prove and disprove ideas.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uVyNsaosdpz4aYgi5jNT2g", "date": "2010-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vuBgAkH6v4AHyK2Ni-1AaQ", "text": "Tips:\n\n$3 minimum for card (Any coffee should be over $3)\n\n--------------------------------\n\nNefeli is a nice cafe to sit and chat with some friends. I haven't tried any of the food yet so that's something that I still have to experience. I've had the Caffe Latte and the Nefeli Latte. (There is no difference between the two, it's just that the Nefeli Latte is bigger in size) I always get it with hazelnut flavoring which gives it a really nice aroma. These latte's are more on the milkier side for those that prefer a milkier coffee.\n\nI've also had a couple sips of my friend's Chai Latte and it is very yummy! It has a very heavy spice flavor to it along with the chai which is what makes it special.\n\nThere are a lot of small tables at Nefeli so it shouldn't be too hard to find somewhere to sit, but  the tables are positioned pretty close to each other so it can get a bit crowded if all the tables are taken.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VyydWz3-QpqLz1MfR_sUIA", "text": "This is my standard coffee place on the north side. Espresso is good, as is the drip coffee most of the time. Most of their food is good, if a bit pricey -- the yogurt and fruit is great, if you feel like splurging $5+ for breakfast.\n\nOverall, it's not super cheap, but it has good coffee and lots of options for good food -- a pretty good (if busy) place to study.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-SIXZLd68CfNPMJ4OYEMJQ", "date": "2009-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vz1l8zhj7E07j6vwVPNuew", "text": "My favorite Euclid Avenue establishment. The coffee is excellent, the music they play in the background is always good, and if you close your eyes to the outside world, you'll feel like you are in Greece!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PZR-d99E1nkvI5cHFmoBQA", "date": "2006-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WhaxLYzxZ_2K9GyZvG8ZJw", "text": "Half the menu was not available! The guy taking the order seemed high or something bc he could not remember the order nor did he wanna write it down. however, the baked polenta was amazing! the rest of the food was decent.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_E1aAQ0Yrf0QHGkiG5oqlQ", "date": "2012-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xku98CmyvBsz3RxEkcXIuQ", "text": "I've been disappointed with the coffee that last few times I visited Nefeli. I didn't want to say anything. I thought, maybe someone was having a bad day, maybe the barista was new, maybe it was the way I asked for the coffee but the cappuccinos I so looked forward to have been a disappointment. They tasted a little burnt and the foam was dense and white with tiny bubbles. The milk, while fine, did not taste as fresh. I've walked past this coffee shop without going in, something I didn't think I would do until now.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-A3kibDzUbxjC0ZQApd_8g", "date": "2009-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XScWm2C_oKG9ZeKVoEhTYA", "text": "So far I have only had the Tombo Tuna Salad from Nefeli, but it was very close to a religious experience--on top of the freshly shredded tuna (onions were involved too), it came on a bed of arugula tossed with olice oil, three slices of tomato, and three small slices of baguette. It was the perfect lunch, and didn't leave me feeling heavy afterward whatsoever. It was a bit pricey for my receptionist's salary ($7.75)--but it was worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QCTDMx5zXmu14JrZxbVhnQ", "date": "2007-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yz3mTWT4QvX5a_XA0M0MuQ", "text": "Their mochas are fantastic.  I like their panini with goat cheese and salami, but sometimes the bread is a bit too crusty.\r\n\r\nThis is a great place to have a meetings for club officers or get together with friends to catch up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lOExMRLNEVGKz0f-zb4kCQ", "date": "2006-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zATQfLjw0KSUMyRYptpvNw", "text": "Good coffee, but the food is typical, bad cafe food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hcHAB4YIYPfKnRma8PwFlg", "text": "Decent Lunch food, relaxing atmosphere, and helpful service.  The place is very much a cafe, not a full service place.  The place is unique and well put together, I felt very at home when I was there.  Highly recommended for lunch, their salads are good and nice portioned.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-UZhal_uGJ4Ls5WD2XwHxw", "text": "The coffee drinks are well-prepared, the salads and Greek tapas and desserts and sandwiches are very tasty, and even getting a glass of house wine and hanging out is worth it. It is a relaxing cafe to spend an hour reading or chatting with a friend.\n\nThe cafe is almost almost a 5-star, but there are two problems, which may either be major or minor for you. First off, an occasional mysterious smell of rotting wood may waft by while you are savoring your perfectly prepared Illy's cap. If you have ever lived near a paper processing plant, you know exactly what kind of scent I'm talking about. \n\nSecond of all, your reverie may be broken by a self-important conversation expressly held at a volume loud enough for neighboring tables to hear. If you have ever lived near a university or in Los Angeles, you know exactly what kind of conversation I'm talking about.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K4ucE5Z71bh69X7WAHhvmg", "date": "2008-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "tD_8tmbCkD1VAZ5QF-im_A", "text": "Met up for a coffee date and picked this place because... well primarily because I'm a pretentious foreigner who has to go through the \"special\" line every time I go to the airport. I feel at home amongst my fellow Axis of Evil citizens, dammit! \n\nThe place has a nice homey feel with a fun, mellow atmosphere that is hip without feeling forced, the coffee is excellent and the food is delicious. Great place for a quick cup or a coffee/lunch date. Cool enough to impress, casual enough to make it look effortless. In other words, much like just happening to forget to shave for a day or so before meeting someone, it falls into the \"Oops I didn't realize I was sexy\" category.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tjFs-IIx435_3F6Dz7EoyA", "date": "2009-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6w6dYLKWPdxr8Fj-AEN1SA", "text": "Solid spot. I chomped on the Athenian Panini - roasted eggplant, red peppers, feta, braised onions, olives on slight toasted panini bread. It came with a mixed green salad. I inhaled it. It was on point. Simple, tasty and pretty cheap...$5. \r\n\r\nBonus...the vibes of the place were solid. I was very calm and focused (w/ quiet intensity) during my stay. I was able to clean up my resume with ruthless efficiency (time and quality). Peep the energy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rUI4ZQNDFjOLzM2lexoYQg", "date": "2006-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Pn28JhTncWohukdFKhmUw", "text": "I'm totally addicted to the chai. Wow, expensive, but very very good. The atmosphere is nice and I like the diversity in selection. Tapas and sandwiches and smoothies, etc.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AMUTt7ZZHDQ5qRVGGoO-Rg", "text": "This is a really quite an aberration for college-area food. Its a little slow, tasty, and got a fresh cool Greek character that makes you want to stay longer than your meal!.\n\nThe coffee is a little pricey for the volume you receive, but the quality is better! The barista is friendly and can keep a conversation for a while.\nI've gone frequently in the morning for their Bagel special, which is cheap and has everything you want (cheese, tomato, cucumber, onion), perfectly toasted, and generous with their veggies. I've had these often and they never fail me!\n\nI've also had the Fantasia paninis which was Turkey, Avocado, and spinach. They use a crunchy rustic baguette, but the sandwich is small so if you're looking for a filling lunch you've got the wrong place. But it is DAMN tasty! \n\nIts a little pricey compared to the rest of the coffee places or even Brewed Awakening across the street. But if you want to a have a tasty bite to eat, or meet up with someone  for a quick college lunch, this place is good for Northside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aMOQUtikM2CzotY9-FqkDg", "date": "2010-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DdI5lpskn72SrdEFaGkG_g", "text": "Best espresso and latte in Berkeley. Period. Miles above Strada / Roma / Milano.\r\n\r\nFriendly staff, good service. Cosmopolitan college crowd.\r\n\r\nNo wireless (though it's covered by Cal's AirBears network.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IPzVg0wE9EW2_VfJI0Uzgg", "date": "2006-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gaNwJQ0jP2KdEx4xp3Kpvw", "text": "dolmades were flavorless and so dry that i couldnt swallow without scratching my throat. chai latte was from a mix and overly sweet. guy behind the counter was rude and strange. maybe the other food is good and other people have had better customer service, but im not other people and i did not have other food; therefore a one star review.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CoRkPQt_QY0zyyTCWe4aVQ", "date": "2007-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hknzmA9YOjjX6MhqGbZnrQ", "text": "This place is a little expensive, but it is worth it for their soy chai lattes. At the little bar where this is sugar, milk, lids, etc. they have a plate of whole nutmegs and a little grater so you can grate fresh nutmeg into your drink. I tend to go crazy with the nutmeg grating in my drink, but i don't care because drinking my nutmeg soy chai latte makes me feel happy inside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-L9aYfl891vnGG-PNjdFmg", "date": "2007-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nBPQjjs9urh5ANhliUV_jA", "text": "Came here after a whole winter break's cravings of their sandwiches. \n\nI've been getting lunch here since last year because it was close to the North side of campus. Always always the Kosmo sandwich (apple slices, roasted mushroom & red bell pepper on a toasted bread and walnut paste). \n\nThe Prosciutto sandwich is also my BF's fav. \n\nGreat for a quick lunch near campus. They also serve blue bottle coffee!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L710jxONO3hfetWZB1tnqQ", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NVTxQyaXg1Hb8aW62h2ZTw", "text": "Nefeli is a cool place to hang out if you like people watching. They have a few tables outside with built-in benches into the cafe so you can take a backseat and enjoy the scene of people walking by.\n\nCoffee is good, and I'm not a coffee person. The lady friend approves of their coffee so I'll give it a +1/2 star extra. Brownie points for serving my mocha in a big cup teehee.\n\nWe got the Alpino and Fantasia panini's:\n\nAlpino - prosciutto, cheese, pears, spinach (I think?)\nFantasia - turkey, avocado, spinach\n\nThese sandwiches are pretty damn simple, but pretty damn tasty. I think the kicker is just the bread, as its rustic French bread. Crunchy outside and chewy inside. The portion is minimalist, so if you're hungry look somewhere else. Sides range from lentil, pasta, or green salad. It's pretty random so it's whatever they have on hand.\n\nPrices on the higher side. $6.25/50 for paninis so it's not bad to try out one day. Definitely a good place to meet up an old friend or to have a lunch date, but not something I'd go for on a regular basis.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RDpgKDO5QMiD7ll34YS7-A", "text": "A 3 for now... Def returning to try the true Greek cuisine. When I went here I ordered a blargin' sandwich. What a bad decision.. The sandiwch was awkward to eat since it came in this narrow bagette (that was chewy btw). The lentils they provide on the side were good. They weren't undercooked and they were seasoned nicely. But, I need to try this place again and order something better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2009-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SKGK4LvhMM9jDjA_LlslQg", "text": "For coffee, i've gotten the nefeli mocha, which was not good.\n\nI've had one of their sandwiches too.  I don't remember what it was called, but it had cold cut turkey, peppers, and some other things, but I don't remember them all.  It was pretty tasty.  Also, the service is really fast friendly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "af32Z-gQbcKwtU6VQihEjA", "date": "2010-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SSp0xkEH9qKaUwhDpZfwNQ", "text": "I ordered a mocha frappe and it was shit--one of those chalky mochas that taste like there isn't really any coffee in it. And it had the consistency of chocolate milk instead of the cold shake you want on a hot day. And it cost $5.10. I'll admit the food looks like it's probably good, but I don't take my chances again at places that have already gyped me. They're on my blacklist.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "RshBUhvUqrLdqD1MoOrydQ", "date": "2009-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vz2APoK3xqOZdFvdn90jOg", "text": "I frequent Nefeli a lot because I live two blocks away.  Today I went in to get a small coffee and a sandwich. I believe the owner was working (older guy with a ponytail). Nefeli coffees are smaller than usual, but I pay for them because they're good...until today. The owner gave me a cup that was less than 3/4 full after I told him I wanted it black and was not using cream. WTF! I barely got any coffee. I'm only annoyed since I spend so much money at this place and firmly believe I should always get what I pay for...particularly if the owner is working. And then when my to -go sandwich is ready he points at me and grunts to indicate that I need to pick it up. Usually the guys at the counter treat me well.  No more Nefeli. Going across the street from now on.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "a-yKADt-y4lahw3jwu3rjA", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wH7T3BY1rtNmVfdHsLialw", "text": "This is definitely a small place, but it wasnt too busy when we went.  Its close to the campus, so we took a nice little walk before getting there.\n\nThe food was not great, I ended up choking mine down and the girlfriend was planning on where to go afterwards because hers was bad.  The only redeeming thing to come out was the Papusa in a diavolo style sauce.  The sauce made everything a bit better, and I was able to enjoy my sandwich when dipped in it.  Not someplace I ever need to come back to.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "t3poJlNUV2S68G92MaxYjg", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WMqa5jzXcrGMI6HBAzNHlA", "text": "They get 5 stars for their coffee and 2 for the food.  The cappuchino is the best you can buy around campus.  The food doesn't taste bad but it is over priced and way to small.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wq3QAjUXxLEM3o-15VDRzg", "text": "Fantasia and Alpino paninis both pretty good. They often have really good soup which is great when its cold and rainy in Berkeley.  I really like the lentil side salad that comes with the paninis but they dont have this everyday (and with my luck i tend to come on days when its just green salad mix on the side). The iced tea is not good here though, i think they dont make it daily so it gets kind of funky, you're better off getting tea across the street. However their espresso is really good and for the few short months I was a cappucinno drinker (coffee hurts my tummy) i did love me some nefeli caffeine.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kgGeob2_AdgJY-xqtPsUjQ", "date": "2008-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XHspKNZjA-sS1P6X1EwGMQ", "text": "they were supposed to be good for coffee? \ni'm not the biggest coffee fan, but i could tell the difference between good coffee and watered down coffee.. \nmaybe i should try something else next time.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "il7MiUbS3AYbvcNdJ5mcRg", "text": "Worth the daily (or twice-daily) trip uphill from Dwinelle. \n\nNefeli's is a gift. It's cheap, comfortable, adorable, and far away from the crotch of Bancroft-Telegraph while still being practically on campus. There always seems to be open tables when I go. I've never tried the food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZZ8XF4UOwaUnmgp_dnkRGA", "date": "2010-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GmX52rFy7xiipy4qV07cTw", "text": "I don't get it.  This place sells mediocre, watery coffee for 50% more than any place around.  I guess if you're mainly going for ambiance then this is the place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wxh3RAjlYgysfFQCId6Owg", "date": "2009-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NxdvnNnYHoVgLW77OMJeQw", "text": "Came to this quiet little spot with a friend for lunch recently. Amidst Urban Turban, Bong Burger, La Val's, and all the major joints on Euclid, It's pretty easy not to notice Nefeli. I wanted to try something different, so this was a pretty decent option.\n\nI got the only sandwich on the menu that had meat on it, which was pretty surprising. I forgot what it was called, but it had turkey and some greens, along with their standard cold pasta. I wasn't too impressed with the whole dish, but it made for a good lunch. It was fairly simple, to the point where I don't know if I would come back for something I could make myself. \n\nThe ambiance here is great. Very nice and cozy with plenty of free water. The owner is very friendly and cracked a couple of jokes with us. Overall, a nice and quiet little place with mediocre sandwiches. If I was a coffee lover, I'm sure I would have enjoyed it more due to all the great coffee reviews it gets.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9XCBXGafcOXdKmSzQWibuA", "text": "I felt like the food came with attitude and, although it was decent, I paid too much for that to be okay. My meal was close to $11 for a (*small*) greek salad and a bowl of flavorless black bean soup. Are the professors keeping this place alive? Because I certainly can't afford it too often. I'd definitely like to go back and try something else, maybe the lasagne or panini.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0vCffWO7AQKdZtoP_9ZTIA", "date": "2007-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CEWZknbO0yqzFX9LGyssKw", "text": "If you like tiramisu, you owe it to yourself to try it at Nefeli.  The staff is friendly and the espresso is good.  A nice little northside cafe.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G6aP7ybRAR1k8_7PuIsmpw", "date": "2005-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hew7NfJUErTvE_qG4QRpkw", "text": "The espressos are perfectly made with excellent beans (Illy Caffe) that are imported from Italy in vacuum cans.  I was somewhat skeptical of Illy Caffe after Mr. Espresso (the person: Carlo) told me that his coffee always wins out over Illy Caffe in the Bay Area because Mr. Espresso is fresher.  However, I was won over by R. W. Apple's October 24, 2001 profile of Andrea Illy in the NY Times (\"Discovering La Dolce Vita in a Cup\"), which was quite affectionate.  I appreciated Mr. Illy's comment that a good cup of espresso is made with a 25-30 second pour.  Lots of people on the Net tell you that 25 seconds is the longest pour you should tolerate, but I go to 30 seconds quite frequently.\n\nAnyway, I come here for lunch occasionally and usually order the tombo tuna special -- the tuna and a double espresso come in at a tad less than $10.  The portions are not large; I'm still a little hungry when I walk out.\n\nWhen I'm done eating, I do walk out -- I don't get up from an outdoor table.  Tommy S. thinks that he was sitting next to a plant that was recently fertilized, but I say that there's a sewer problem more or less in front of Nefeli's front door.  It has been there for years, by the way, and it's especially bad in the summer.\n\nAfter Nefeli was up and running, the owner(s) opened a place called Odyssia at the location that's now Liaison.  Odyssia was problematic, but Nefeli has always been a winner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2006-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "IyZE3G9V4fG3zW_7wZtJxg", "text": "Somebody please tell this manager: You're location is amazing!  You have fantastic food!  You're coffee keeps me up!  BUT!  All this matters not when I open my mouth to laugh in between bites and fruit flies fly into my mouth!  YUCK!  Also, if you sit outside to avoid the fruit flies, it just smells like sewage.  At least they accept cards.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hKLC8NNDy0dKlmJXXH9erw", "date": "2008-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LIgLsiZtypk-04gmZdv0Ag", "text": "100 Yelp reviews.  Finally.  I've reached this benchmark.\n\nI didn't yelp for a while because I had to think about my 100th.  But after talking to the hubby, who told me I was overthinking it, I decided to Yelp Nefeli Caffe.  It's a simple and brilliant choice.  \n\nNefeli has the best coffee.  They use Illy, from Italy, and the coffee shop is exactly how you'd imagine a coffee shop should be.  Quaint, cute, decent service, and on one of the most beautiful streets in Berkeley.  Euclid Ave.  I like the expresso or the cappucino.  Both are strong, but smooth.  I also drink my coffee with a cookie or small dessert.  Salads and sandwiches are okay, but I'd come here for the coffee not the food.\n\nStill, Nefeli gets 5 stars because it's a 5 minute walk from my house.  And the hubby and I end many of our Sunday afternoons with a cup of coffee from Nefeli.  There's nothing like a truly good cup of coffee and a good conversation to end my weekend.\n\nOne sip, and I feel like life is good (which it is).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ELnrKCNezEFhbvH7vnqrug", "date": "2007-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ptzqVcSYP4hk73kmsAAbRw", "text": "One of the best lunch places. I always go for their specials. Mousakka, lamb chops, vegetable lasagna, and sausage with polanta are my favorites so far...Really tastes like home made and as a Mediterrenean I think they are very authentic. The atmosphere and music are also intriguing. Simply very enjoyable.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a1igdZ2t25jOJo7Iw9PJ-g", "date": "2006-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V0O38D25NEaVZjgVDSu4yg", "text": "To do it right: $7\n\nI stopped by Nefeli Caffe today, wanting to try something new for lunch. Upon walking in, I immediately felt comfortable in the slightly cluttered, slightly dingy interior. The very helpful guy working at the counter recommended the Alpino panini (prosciutto, pears, walnuts, fontina, and arugula on rustic bread), which I ordered.\n\nI took a seat near the window and watched people go by for about five minutes before my sandwich was brought to my table.  It came with mixed greens drizzled with a bit of oil and vinegar, which was nice. My initial impression was that the sandwich was small, but a little prosciutto goes a long way. The sandwich was good, not great. Softer bread, less oil, and a riper pear would have improved it greatly.\n\nSummary: Overall a pleasant lunch experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XcWTqW9dXsIX-S4LTd_OeQ", "text": "There are many reasons to make your visits to Nefeli more frequent. What I can tell you about is their Alpino Panini, my favorite reason to visit Nefeli.\n\n Prosciutto, havarti cheese, and spinach are interestingly matched with walnuts and thin slices of pear on a baguette. The result is just the right amount of salty, savory, fresh, nutty, and fruity. The predominant flavors are the prosciutto and havarti but the walnuts and pear slices liven up the panini with their own very distinct flavors. And the juiciness of the pear is an unexpected way to add some moisture while maintaining the dry textures of the meat, walnuts, and baguette. Right as you're noticing a mild thirst from the saltiness of the meat, it's quenched by a slice of pear. \n\n The Alpino isn't something for twice a week, but I've always been happy when I've ordered it. It might seem strange to combine meat, cheese, nuts, and fruit but think of one those fancy party trays. The ingredients work well together while maintaining their distinct flavors, kind of like a party in your... baguette. \n\n And if you're lucky, the side you're given will be lentils which I somehow only enjoy with an Alpino Panini. Their side salads are also good, which leads me to believe that you will like whatever else shows up on your plate. I always order their iced tea with my meal, which just seems right. With all the other flavors vying for my attention, a nice subdued refreshment is all I need. \n\n It's important that you eat your lunch there. Otherwise you'll miss out on the possibility of lentils and the experience of a lazy meal in a cafe with some character. Next to you will certainly be students silently trying to consume their books with their eyes as well as pairs of people having some intriguing conversations you can eaves drop on. The people watching is also worthwhile as traffic to or from campus or North side is fairly consistent. No one in Nefeli appears to be counting the minutes left in their lunch break before rushing back into the world. Many are actually having an afternoon glass of wine, something I'll have to try with my next Alpino Panini. \n\n Sure, you can order lots of other sandwiches and salads at Nefeli and I'm sure many of them are good. But where can you order a panini with walnuts and pear on it? While you're thinking that over, head to Nefeli and try their Alpino Panini. And give yourself time so you can nurse your iced tea, chill out, and contemplate the flavors going on in that little panini of yours.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WUi9dsqlgFAn_vSKui7FTQ", "date": "2008-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8FYu-nm8ntwtj4agX5vjow", "text": "I enjoy coming here every now and then to do some work while enjoying a yummy drink. My favorite is the Chai Latte (even though it's made from powder) and it definitely beats the chai from Brewed Awakening across the street. I've also had the Iced Nefeli Latte, but I thought it was rather standard tasting and there wasn't anything special about it. \n\nOne of the gripes I have about Nefeli is that all the tables are super tiny. This makes sharing a table with someone virtually impossible unless you want to feel very cramped. It's okay if you're eating I guess, but if you're studying and have a laptop and or books, you'll probably want your own table. Also, once when I came here, the wifi stopped working for at least an hour which would have annoyed me since I primarily went there to work, but since I was doing some reading, I didn't mind as much. However, it's still no excuse since I feel like nowadays most coffee shops are expected to have internet for customers to use.\n\nThey have a new frappe drink that sounds really good which I'll probably try whenever the next heat wave hits.\n\nTIP: You have to spend more than $3 to use card!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8tyzWJ9_Uv8YdJ8IbwIQcw", "text": "While waiting for the hubby to finish his PhD qualifying exam in the nearby Etcheverry Hall, I stopped in on this cold, windy, rainy day for some espresso.  My double latte was delicious, freshly steamed milk with the perfect amount of dense creamy foam served in a tall glass mug, for only $2.50.  I grabbed a seat by the window, overhearing faint conversations of Berkeley students and professors on the first day of classes.  Reminded me of being in college again.  It's the kind of place that's quirky, like the town in which it resides, but homey, comfortable and capable of fielding varying philosophies and life's tough questions because it knows who it is and where it stands in life.  It's nice to be good at what you do and provide the space for others to make the same discoveries of themselves.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KrtWvNwJIdYoDkVqWmq9ug", "date": "2008-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CUr8l0ZWDLb68B7H4LLqCA", "text": "It's a cafe, but more than a cafe 'cause not only is their coffee supersized (or \"nefeli-sized), it also has the most amazing paninis. I had an Alpino panini with prosciutto, pears(!), roasted walnuts and arugula. I immediately could taste the arugula, making it kinda herby. And then as i bite in more, the pears added such interesting/sweet taste to the ham, and the walnuts added textures to the tenderness of the ham. I was so surprised of how good they come together. A must try (:! My friend had a fantasia, 'cause he thought it was the only panini with meat in it, he said it was okay, it has avacado, peppers, turkey and spinach. mmm, avacado. Going back to the coffee, i had a nefali latte, it was big and foamy, and I love how they make it so quickly and in front of you! It's a bit quieter than northside cafe, so if you just want to be on your own, it's a great place to be too. Definitely one of my escape location (:", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GmW71d7Hx-Qk2b_nN9AFIg", "date": "2012-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p7k1OaTHVWSM3o4-FhcZRQ", "text": "My first Nefeli experience was a little disappointing because I was foolish enough to get my sandwich to go.  But now I know the secret.  If you eat there, along with your sandwich you get a delicious warm lentil salad.  Lentils rock my world, it's as simple as that.  And anywhere I can get a delicious eggplant sandwich with feta AND a lentil salad?  That's golden.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2008-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rfVatexVN6-A2SXcbJ0-Yw", "text": "Hand's down the best espresso in Berkeley.  I challenge you to find better!  If you do drop me a line.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jBz-hEEWEW8Fj8cNhasfDA", "date": "2008-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u9c5TETZ1ypS9fQtQaiJCA", "text": "Best chai latte ever! It's made from powder, but still so goooood! Go for the large, since it's only 25cents more, $3.25 total. Sometimes the guy is nice and charges you the same price as a small anyways! :D Definitely get it hot, as it's kind of watery iced.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ypi79ZvMEwlW7aNcrb418g", "date": "2012-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IOaogzbAySJn8wf4juesWQ", "text": "fantasia. $7.07\n\nOnly a sliver of avocado. Couldn't find the Orange chutney.Good strong taste of roasted red bell pepper, though it only had a super thin slice of it. Served with lentils I believe.\n\nOverall slightly sweet flavor bc of bell peppers, making for a pretty refreshing sandwich. Turkey wasn't salty or dry which is awesome. \n\nThe bread width and size is about the same as a Costco hot dog bun.  \n\nLiterally came out 1 min after I ordered, so that was exciting.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OrNzcrJ6xxtjBDieaIRKSQ", "text": "If you are looking for a good cup of coffee, or an amazing shot of espresso, this is the place to go on the North side of campus.  Sure, Brewed awakenings has ample studying space, and Humming Bird has cheaper prices, but Nefeli's has the quality.  Definitely the best in the neighborhood.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pcDucX-7qFPyQ0PF4IlzgQ", "text": "Food: \nBlue Cheese, Pear, Pecan salad: Pretty fresh ingredients but a little heavy on the dressing. I liked how all the ingredients came together and the presentation of the dish was very nice! But overall, it's not a super spectacular salad, just average. \n\nAmbiance: \nVERY SMALL and cramped inside. When you sit at the table, you could probably elbow the person on the next table if you get too excited during a conversation and start using too many arm gestures. But it gives a very intellectual, \"I'm a college student\" type of feel inside. Seems like a nice place to just enjoy a cup of coffee with a friend for a LONG, lazy afternoon chat. \n\nService: \nVery friendly cashier with friendly staff \n\nPrice: \nReasonable for north side and the quality. \n\nOverall: \nI don't know if I could come again to dine here because this is not my cup of tea, but I would perhaps come here for a cup of coffee.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2012-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "o-L-NRgYbgVsqF_tkaZ6Qw", "text": "i have recently been having a macchiato or cappuccino here almost everyday after lunch. historically, i'm not a big coffee guy so i'm learning from my colleague, stephan g. \r\n\r\nnow, stephan is a busy guy as he has a young family, is about to return to dresden to start a lab, and is trying figure out how to publish a paper before he leaves, but if he had time to yelp, he'd tell you that nefeli's is probably the most consistently good coffee near the berkeley campus. actually, here is what he did say:\r\n\r\n\"usually i drink espresso there, with the occasional macchiato at times. for fifty cents extra, money well spent, you get a sweet, balanced and round illy. it has a hint of roastiness and a subtle, shifting bouquet of flowers, fresh leather, spice and apricot that deepen toward chocolate in the cup.\"\r\n\r\nwow.\r\n\r\nthe employees are generally friendly, but a note of warning: don't try to impress them with jokes about how women order lattes more than men...it won't work.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EzRd6jmBYxL_G_SaE-xdvQ", "date": "2005-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l8vHzQXN6XstrugV0aezmQ", "text": "I should come here more often, except, you know, money. The panini here are the best sandwiches on Northside, quality bread and fresh deli meats. Sixish dollars a panino is only a little high for the area, but I keep thinking about better sandwiches I've had in Oakland for two bucks and change (not to mention the ones I make myself when I manage to wake up an hour before classes, which is never). On the other hand, some months ago I had a fennel salad here that I thought cost way too much, but the fact that I still remember that salad suggests it might've been worth it.\n\nSummary: Good place for your prof to take you to.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2007-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8IqZUA5qPR0O2MlVTOVSSQ", "text": "Do they put crack in their Chai Latte? Cause I think they do... I was giddy and couldn't stop smiling until I finished my drink.\nI swear, if I lived in Berkeley or went to Cal, I'd have one every day, then end up broke living in People's Park. \n\nCAUTION--One small downer though: they use scoops of powdered Chai mix, then simply dump in the steamed milk. If you want the real Chai stuff, go somewhere else. That said, it was delicious but kind of pricey for a powdered drink mix.\n\n5 stars for their tasty drink, but no stars for the art of making true Chai Latte. I'll definitely come back for some more crack-infused Chai Latte, but if you want a true homemade Chai Latte with real tea leaves, skip Nefeli.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a0UfX27cvmtUSFiBLGwWOg", "date": "2010-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L9kMA8PTDIfJZrqfKU2DfA", "text": "Believe me, Nefeli is but a shadow of its former self: it used to be at least 5 times better.  My feelings toward Nefeli now are like those toward an ex-lover.  This is where I met many of my friends; three of whom worked here; we knew the owners; I can't recall the countless hours my buddies and I spent here studying, hanging out, reading the paper, cracking jokes, talking nonsense while ordering the 2nd, 3rd, 4th cappaccino.  It was the default location to meet.  We ended up calling it \"the office\".  \n\nAlas, rumors had it that, about four years ago, the partners that owned the cafe had a little falling out.  Then my two favorite people working there left.  After that, I noticed that the business has not been well maintained.  The coffee quality has degraded and prices gone up.  Two large bins of trash outside keep sitting there and smelling bad.  :-(\n\nNefeli, I really hope you would return to your former glory.  I want to come back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rAp2fWmAwHGdY8N1AAeqgg", "date": "2007-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "1k7-eDTEf3QnEu6Seb2jhg", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nTrekked here for lunch with a friend, who was skeptical because he couldn't find a menu for this place. But the popularity of this place convinced him to stay, and I'm glad we did!\n\nStood in line for 3 minutes before placing our orders. They take credit, which is fantastic. If you order solid food, they give you a napkin and fork. You're welcome to sit at any of the small tables they have--most looked like they seated duos, some quads, and for the small amount of space they have in the front area and the cozy back nook, they maximize their layout fairly well. They have water in a large container near the display case with all the tantalizing pastries, which you can refill at your own leisure.\n\nWe both ordered a panini, which quite literally arrived a minute after we sat down. This service was faster than fast food!\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nATHENIAN PANINI: roasted eggplant, roasted red peppers, feta cheese, braised onions, kalamata olive spread, and parsley [$6.50]\n- I mainly tasted the olives and feta cheese. I somehow glanced over the olives in the description of the sandwich, as I'm not particularly fond of olives...and I just can't place what I don't like about them... Anyway, the main reason why I ordered this panini was because of the eggplant! I love eggplant! But perhaps I'm used to stir-fried eggplant, as I felt the subtleness of the eggplant was dominated by the pungent taste of the olives and cheese. I still enjoyed the panini, but I would have enjoyed it more with some soy sauce and no olives. :c jk about the soy sauce...maybe.\n- Each panini comes with a serving a cold pasta; it's nothing fancy, but it's a good complement to the hot, chewy baguette.\n\nKOSMOS PANINI: grilled mushrooms, roasted red peppers, almond/walnut spread, thinly sliced green apple, and goat cheese [$6.50]\n- My friend said his mainly tasted like apples and mushrooms, which seem to be the dominant players in this sandwich. There were a lot of mushrooms! And 4 slices of apples :P\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nI enjoyed my meal, the atmosphere, and the price. I'm coming back to try the Kosmos!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "P5quThtlwO8KuTg5ICI4-w", "text": "my sandwich was ready by the time i finished paying. \n\nWTF?!\n\nthis scared me a bit at first (is the food pre-prepared?), but i forgave them when i realized how deliciously simple the sandwich was.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Myuj67vzKOSskZHu-T2SMQ", "text": "Absolutely without a doubt the best espresso in Berkeley. The cappuccino is practically perfect in every way and the sandwiches (I'm partial to the eggplant) come with a delightful lentil salad if you eat at the cafe. The food is a bit on the expensive side, but enough for a meal that is delicious and satisfying. They are open until 9pm and offer a nice assortment of wines, desserts and appetizers in addition to the coffee and sandwiches.\n\nThe people are nice and it really is the anchor of all the Euclid establishments. It is always crowded at lunchtime, but when you can find a table inside or out, it's almost as if you've been transported outside of berkeley to a small european bistro where the coffee is strong and the dolmas provide a perfect flavor contrast. Just bring a good book and you'll be set for a lazy afternoon of people-watching (and Euclid is the perfect place for that sort of activity).\n\nLove Nefeli. Love that it's a block away from my house and love that it takes cards (which, I've discovered, is a major accomplishment for many small establishments in berkeley). I dislike their lack of free wi-fi and lack of outlets within the shop (minus 1 star)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2008-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cA58WJ9ApUcvonP_Byqz7A", "text": "I've lived around the corner from Nefeli for almost a decade and it's consistently been the best cafe I know of in Berkeley.  I've been to Royal, I've been to French Hotel, and I've done my time at Brewed Awakening - none of them are as good.\n\nWhy?  Well, pull up a chair and I'll give you three good reasons to go.\n\nFirst of all, they use illy coffee, which is one of my favorite commercial brands, and they bang it out FAST.  I pull in there on the way to work and they're usually asking me for money with the drink done before I'm done rolling a smoke.  That means under a minute.  Their fixin's are raw sugar, nutmeg w/ grater (fresh nutmeg powder!), non-fat and low-fat milk, and cinnamon.  I don't think these things are ever not available or empty, and I've been there thousands of times.\n\nSecond, they have fresh-squeezed orange juice.  That may not sound like a big deal, but I challenge anyone to show me a place that consistently delivers a top-grade glass of OJ like theirs.  Get it once and you'll remember why OJ is f'in delicious.  I get a small and down it at the counter before I head out with my coffee to go - that's how good it is.\n\nThird, all the food they serve there is made fresh, from excellent produce, and is delicious.  I appreciate places that pay attention to their entire selection and Nefeli doesn't disappoint.  The sandwiches, the hot plates, and the often-mentioned yogurt-fruit bowl are all teh yums.  My only disappointment is that they're all a bit too European-style, which is to say small.\n\nSo there you have it.  Why didn't I give it 5-stars, you ask?  Good god you're an inquisitive sort!  I took off one star for the relatively expensive prices - it ain't cheap - and the occasional lapse in service.  Sometimes the \"Euro\" atmosphere means that the server's phone call or casual discussion with someone takes precedence over getting your order.  Not often, but irritating when it happens.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MtJpkMJ1edE_Q0ec8cmxVQ", "date": "2006-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "tQmnKOFdyeu-isnE7WxUuA", "text": "Avoid the double armpits of La Burrita and La Val's and head here for the best food on Northside. It's basically a little coffeehouse with a painted blue sky ceiling, but their salad and sandwich offerings are quite good. I like their caesar in particular. Nefeli has a very relaxed and European feel, like you might want to linger over a coffee here in the afternoon while you read a book.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2006-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 6, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h2OMnMcMBr4fgawmJKI5Xw", "text": "Best expresso in Berkeley!  I know a few people that won't go anywhere else - its either Nefeli or they make it at home/in their office.  I am not quite so picky about coffee but I must admit they make superior coffee.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XPOx-mCubVGQ1rRknztFtw", "date": "2005-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "eiuYtZB62adMDVRkDyLQPw", "text": "Nefeli is, clear and simple, the cultural stronghold of the Euclid Strip.\n\nOf course, the Euclid strip is no Gourmet Ghetto or Elmwood.  You probably don't even know what I'm talking about if you don't live a UC-centered life.  But I would at least compare Nefeli's status to that of a national hero in some lame island country.\n\nWhen somebody says they like Northside, it means they like Nefeli.  And that's why I rate them so highly - not necessarily because of the food and drinks they serve, but because they fathered a microculture.\nFor the price of a cup of coffee, you get to experience a region.  \n\nYou know when you go to Mexico, and sit somewhere at a counter and order a taco, and you look around and everyone has straw hats on, and there's a jukebox playing mariachi music, and then you hear the whack of a meat cleaver, and suddenly there's a paper plate buried in cilantro in front of you and a really skinny dog sniffing at your feet?  You take one bite of that taco and think, \"Man, I am SO in Mexico right now.\"  It isn't really possible for that taco not to taste good.  It simply tastes like the experience you're having.\n\nSo that's how it is with Nefeli.  You could get stuff to go there, but why would you?  You can't pass up grating your own nutmeg (seriously, with a cheese grater) into your polka-dotted mug of coffee while sitting at a marble pedestal table and listening to Manu Chao.  Throw in some tapas served in a cazuela (a cylindrical clay dish) and you've got a genuine North Berkeley stamp on your passport.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nTtPQ4-wBLQuY_c_UJNVNg", "date": "2008-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "qC8mOoRBN-r7o2TvLb1zng", "text": "When you finally get sick of the semi-grimy south side and it's high school kids trying to be school/ hobo esqueness head to the North Side for some quality campus side digs. I just started going to Nefeli this year and don't know why it took me so long. \n\nThe Illy coffee is superb, and the food is good for a cafe but the service is hit or miss. The 1st time I was there I ordered the tortilla espanola (a tick slice of Spanish omelet with patatas and herbs) and the guy behind the counter pointed out the time (it was 1pm) and the prominent \"TAPAS ONLY AFTER 4PM\" sign. Didn't I feel sheepish. Then he leaned in and whispered \"But for you, anything. Just don't tell anyone\". \n\nGush\n\nAnd the omelet was wonderful, like one you'd actually taste on La Ramblas or something. Which is kind of silly since it's a Greek restaurant. Good enough to skip class and sit on one of their outside tables for hours.\n\nBut once, I waited at the unmanned counter for about 5 minutes just to take my order because the server (different person) was on the phone. OK, I'll let it slide, you guys hooked me up last time. \n\nGo Now! While the weather is beautiful. Life is at it's best on a breezy summer day sipping coffee while random strangers make conversation with you on the sidewalk next to the Nefeli Cafe.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OnNmQjyBUECOa-cqbI_kAA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Xbaf2vXWkxhe89cmut2mCA", "text": "This place is tiny. I would probably only bring one other person here if I were to bring anyone here. That said, I've only been here by myself. I've tried to do light reading here before, but to no success. It's too dim inside and it's too distracting outside. Yes, there are little small tables inside and little metal tables outside. I've only had the drinks here and they're pretty good, but I have yet to try the food. I hear the Greek items are recommended.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Nhy14qa7PBF4qksvsXEHDw", "text": "I spent half my law school career studying in Cafe Nefeli's back room with the bright blue ceiling dreaming about everything but the contracts textbook in front of me.  Amazing espresso, the best affogatos this side of  Europe, yummy sandwiches and a constant cast of characters that made even the dullest study sessions palatable.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q8sLmvnM5fS7krA8G4v1oQ", "date": "2005-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OqKuUkYMCWShOHOspYLGZQ", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "M0l2moMzKm3x7JsvfKWuPg", "text": "First pineapple on pizza and now pears on my pannini.  \n\nThe world is going C-R-A-Z-Y!!!!!\n\nDamn . . . I liked it.\n\nCurses you Italian good food makers!\n\nThe best part was sitting outside on a sunny Friday afternoon just watching people/students/slackers scurry down the sidewalk like little ants, while my lazy butt was thinking, \"Yeah, I am a pastor . . . and this is part of my job!\"  \n\nLife is good my friends, life is good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T8Hg9GIF0mQa5tvNKmZL7Q", "date": "2008-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5PAjo2yjiJftneWObtPASw", "text": "The smell that this place gives off is ultimately enticing. I can never resist unless I'm broke (which is most of the time, unfortunately). The best part of this place is the cilantro sauce which you find with your plate and/or sandwich, and the mango smoothies.\n\nHighly recommended. Try the mango smoothie and tri-tip sandwich/plate. You won't regret it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4lqZGBtQH6U6LE44RdV5CQ", "date": "2011-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8xU8Xg8NDBFL92qrtDAGTw", "text": "It almost tastes like Korean barbecue. That's probably why it's soo good.\n\nI went to the Brazil Cafe Truck today because I was feeling anemic and wanted red meat. I got the tri-tip rice bowl because they are famous for their tri-tip (or it seemed so anyways). It was $6.99+ tax. Came out to $7.68 and the food came out fast enough. I was disappointed by the size because it did come out to almost $8 but beef is sold at a premium in Berkeley.\n\nTri-tip rice bowl comes with rice, tri-tip pieces (not a heaping amount, but enough that when you mix it all together, you can see the pieces all mixed in a homogenous sort of way), ricotta cheese, and their cilantro garlic sauce. Also comes with two small slices of french bread smushed inside.\n\nAll in all, filling for me, but I'm a small girl.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2011-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CZpOOlEeOYKuEwED2_4r2g", "text": "I've been at Cal for 3 years and have always heard great things about Brazil Cafe. But wait - has this truck always been there? Didn't it use to sell hotdogs? \n\nI was walking down Sproul yesterday, stomach a-rumbling, when I saw the food truck and decided to give their famous tri-tip sandwich a try. I got mine with ricotta cheese and jalepeno (I was going to get Pedro's World Famous Tri-tip sandwich but didn't want olives, tomatoes and pineapple in there so there was no point). It came to a little over $8 so it was a pretty expensive sandwich, but it was decently sized and really good. The meat was okay, but it's the cilantro spread that makes the sandwich. Everyone in line ahead of me ordered the mango smoothie, which came in a puny cup. \n\nWill definitely stop by from time to time to grab a quick bite for lunch since it's so conveniently located!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DmkGpoBtkwY8rP1g5FhL9Q", "text": "The food truck craze has spread!  For fans of Brazil Fresh Squeeze Cafe and its sister shack, now you can order their menu along with Desi dogs at their new food truck. It seems like a collaboration or takeover of the Desi Dog truck. I was walking on Telegraph and couldn't miss the giant Jesus picture that replaced the sexy fiery Desi lady (I kinda miss her...).\n\nThe owner handed out tri tip samples and I ordered my usual tri tip sandwich for $6.99. Most folks in line ordered their mango smoothie and a sandwich and others got a Desi dog.  The tri tip comes with an addictive cilantro spread and grilled onions. It reminds me of Vietnamese shaking beef, which is comfort food for me. Sandwich portions are big, smoothie portion is small and wait is longer than the old Desi truck, but they'll get faster.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AVs2bXQJSY4irQDerBmamg", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HaYkg9DY0-WHBBCeKqn7Nw", "text": "Most amazing sandwiches. Got the Obama fav with pork & pineapple and it left nothing to be desired.  BOMB!!!\n\nHIGHLY RECOMMENDED - this is on my top 10 Sandwich List!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Pr38HC3G5zY2cAyd45blBA", "date": "2012-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k7AwhfmInDyhiDyypLHRKg", "text": "I gave this place three chances.  The first one, I got a vegetarian sandwich (I think the menu name is \"carnaval\").  It was tasty.  BUT...it was the soggiest sandwich I have ever eaten. Sandwiches should not be so soggy that you need to eat them with a fork!  The second chance, I ordered a veggie dog, but as they ran out, they offered me a sandwich and told me I would not need to pay the difference.  This was the same veggie sandwich I had tried before.  Since it tasted good, and I was in a hurry, I accepted, and just expected to have to eat it with a fork.  This second time, the taste seemed off--like something was missing.  And yes, the sandwich was soggy again.  At that point, I decided to not ever order that again.  I then went back a third time yesterday, wanting to give them a more than fair chance.  This time I got the veggie dog as they actually had them.  I eat meat, but I had enjoyed the desi dog veggie dogs, and since I had been told that the dogs were the same as before, I gave it a shot.  It was the most disappointing meal ever.  The bread was stale.  And overall, the veggie dog was so dry.  The onions and peppers they added to it did not taste like the ones that used to come with the desi dog veggie dog (I think he used to put serrano peppers before, and these tasted like plain bell peppers).  And on top of the grilled onions and peppers, they stuffed a bunch of raw corn and carrots.  No condiments were available, as there used to be when it was just a desi dog truck.  And I could not finish it because it was just way too dry.  If they would bring back the condiment table, complete with the pico de gallo, that the desi dog truck always had, it would have been edible.  And so, I just cannot recommend eating here.  When the sandwiches are so soggy that the bread is completely wet and falling apart, and a simple veggie dog is dry, dry, dry, and served in such a stale piece of bread, well, I cannot reason every going back nor ever recommending this place to anyone.  I give them two stars because the first veggie sandwich I had at least tasted good, even though the bread was soaked through. Oh, and if you ask me, this truck is just way too overpriced for the quality of food you get.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "SsbCIVjU8umP-1gW7PCOMA", "date": "2011-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KOjeUpnhgsetLkdVr9A-IA", "text": "Not sure if the other locations are better, but my first experience here did not live up to the hype...\n\nThe Pedro - it's a great concept, and a good sandwich, but nothing to write home about.  Reminds me of the philly steak wars and who uses the better beef.  The tri-tip was not as tender as my sample (some pieces were quite chewy!) and meat flavor seemed bland.  The combination of pineapple, olives, and sauces added great flavor, but was so drenched that there was literally ounces of liquid in my tray... not the easiest-to-eat street food.  And it's $8?  With tax and a drink, you're easily over $10-11.\n\nService was fast and friendly, yet I doubt I will be returning anytime soon.  I wasn't wowed by the tri-tip, nor impressed with the mess it made, and can easily find better places to spend $10 for lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F3m5hN8ph9Yti9kU_YCc5A", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OFmt_0xIoLfi0hGIuJq_EA", "text": "Loved this food truck soooo much, but where did it go? It hasn't been on Sproul for a long time...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qMZjqq4CPV_U0S8GFdnvJA", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oWPe0y9R2tjOJizmz4nscA", "text": "great addition!!! I would recommend Pedro's favorite the works. The little chicken croquettes are awesome too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IAlPWt5hLh8SlpYdMvLyWw", "date": "2011-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rEsQBZ8t0ISN9qri-dyIKw", "text": "The food here is very tasty! I love the freshly baked bread and super cheap mango drink. The meat is perfectly seasoned and overall it's pretty cheap. As a college student, this is wonderful!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-fGUaLfPIGr5aa1q4jLq0g", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ulRKNU9nZ4JcurjMs5nhtA", "text": "Brazil Cafe's Food Truck is an institution at Berkeley.  When I was in school, they were located on University.  I guess they got so big that they moved right on to campus at Sather Gates.  \n\nThey are known for their tri-tip sandwich.  Pedro walks around giving out samples of tri-tip with the green sauce to lure customers in.  Once you have a nibble, it's hard to get away because the meat is that good.  I really enjoyed the toasty bread with all the condiments and heaping mounds of meat.  It's a messy sandwich so be prepared for that.  For $7, you get a very satisfying meal.\n\nMy friend asked for a special order to make a tri-tip sandwich.  Omg...that was so much better.  Probably the best salad I've ever had in my life.  It was that good.  It's pretty much everything in the sandwich but without the bread.  \n\nYou must try Brazil Cafe if you are in Berkeley.  I miss Berkeley's cheap, good eats.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LRu6qFBVdQwIaianzGM-Gw", "date": "2011-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y7fiPvujP7erxVUs9pz2HA", "text": "... is this real life? Did one of my favorite Berkeley eateries set up camp on campus?!\n\nI was ecstatic to see Brazil Cafe's truck sitting on Bancroft and Telegraph on the first day of class. A little skeptical at first, I walked to look at the menu, only to be greeted by a familiar menu filled with Brazil Cafe favorites, like Pedro's Favorite, and of course, the mango smoothies.\n\nThe line is never that long here, which is awesome, and the staff is still as friendly as ever. They honor the UC Berkeley \"Press Pass\" discount cards so you can still get your FREE MANGO SMOOTHIE!\n\nThe quality of the food hasn't gone down, so now I can happily get my tri-tip sandwich fix whenever without having to trek all the way to University.\n\n... although I wish they had the wish bracelets at the UC Berkeley truck :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZPYmi8gB1gxFWexzm-39Uw", "text": "Perhaps one of the best sandwiches (Get Pedro's Favorite!) I've ever had, and definitely the best from a stand. Not super cheap for the size, but delicious bang for your buck. \n\nMango Smoothie isn't that great, but sometimes they'll give it to you for free if you're ordering around when they're closing up their stand :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2011-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Pi22cTGnFz0cw7jdeC3NWg", "text": "This is a special thing. Everyone loves Brazil Cafe and the unusually close Brazil Fresh Squeeze Cafe, but finally they opened a more practical location right at the foot of Berkeley campus. I believe they bought out the pretty solid DesiDog hot dog stand. But pretty much same as the old Brazil Fresh Squeeze Cafe.\n\nGet a little sample of tri-tip. Just for fun. And then get a Tri-Tip Bowl, Sandwich, or Plate. I recommend the plate and then grub on that with some hot sauce and whatever sauce they got. And get a Mango smoothie if you have that coupon.\n\nThen get this little ribbon band that is apparently impenetrable and grants three wishes you make after tying three magically impenetrable knots. Fun stuff I suppose.\n\nGood job Fresh Squeeze on opening a stand at a prime location. An excellent choice indeed. See you there!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ViAczEMmp3WQDxX0z6TwKA", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZensQpmI3Wd2RacfhXTWGQ", "text": "I really enjoyed the sample of meat that I was being handed out along the sidewalk. The meat in my tri-tip sandwich was fatty fatty fatty. The cilantro garlic sauce that coated the meat was the only enjoyable part of my sandwich. \n\nOverall, I would come back and give this place another try.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PXDa8XKscNoEYegUdDVipA", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "itPi9xDOIGBAVfS9y6wzgg", "text": "I love this place.  Outside on a nice day eating some of Pedro's Favorite....They have excellent mango smoothies that go well with the food.  From the plates to the sandwiches you got to give it a shot.  Oh and the owners are super nice and friendly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nJM0NPhnR1edqqq3PNQ3Uw", "date": "2011-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UG3O-kPe0dJyewvJ4rhwwg", "text": "I don't know if they just run out of things quickly or if they are just falsely advertising. They said something about not having any plates or bowls...\n\nI originally wanted a tri tip rice bowl (one of their daily specials) but they did not have it so I ordered the tri tip sandwich instead. CBS said it was the \"best tri tip sandwich\" so it must be good right? WRONG. The sandwich I got was mediocre at best. The sandwich came in one of those paper baskets for fries and cost me $7.49. The bread was mushy and wet because it was slathered in the garlic cilantro sauce (which was pretty salty) and dripping with sauce from the tri tip (also very salty). Usually when people are looking for a sandwich they expect the bread to be toasty or crunchy... For vegetables on my sandwich I got one small lettuce leaf, a handful of wet, soggy onions (definitely not fresh...), and a slice of tomato. If there had been more fresh vegetables, the sandwich would not have been so repulsively salty. Overall the sandwich that I got lacked balance in both textures and taste. \n\nThe only reason I haven't rated this as 1 star is because I only tried one thing. However if this is the best they've got I'm unwilling to try anything else on their menu.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "acOUyjfjSWJghQuFyXztqw", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "iCXGzy9csQD8lzvce-7u4Q", "text": "I haven't written a review for a while, but I came back just to write this review. Let me clear the air first and say that I love Brazil Cafe. I always get the tri-tip plate because it has the most bang for the buck in my opinion, but the truck does NOT have this option.\n\nI went during a short class break and I was in a rush to decide what I wanted as my first meal of the day when I spotted the Desi Dog truck transformed into a blue mass that is now Brazil Cafe. Pedro was there handing out samples of the meat to passerbys and that was my cue. The sample meat tasted great so I got Pedro's Favorite which is the sandwich.\n\nFirst time I ever got the sandwich, but it fit on a tiny tray that a hot dog would snugly fit in and they got it all wrong. No pineapples. No jalapenos. So when I went back and asked them to add those things, they did it immediately but when I took that first bite that I so longed for, there were olives in there instead of jalapenos. Didn't expect that. I also didn't expect my meat to be bleeding onto the bread. This was not what the sample tasted like.\n\nI was already late for my return to class because I had felt the extra 7 minutes I waited would be worth it. They weren't. To top it off, this tiny sandwich was over 8 dollars. I legitimately miss Desi Dog and the sexy hot dog that used to be on the side. Pedro, you're cool but I'm going to stick to the stand on University.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7LwQOZLccLO_Xic7H-kgxQ", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "syfFG6fS8NcKFyKjWJ1fMA", "text": "Brazil Cafe offers many kinds of sammies and dogs.  same  dogs were  previously known as \"desi dogs\". brazil cafe is located not too far from sather gate.\n\neats: brazil dog (5.50+ tax)\n-polish dog with lots of corn nibbets, tomato bits, olives, red onions, cilantro, and  crispy shoestring potato.\n-hoagie bun fell apart from the moisture of the veggies.\n-dog had a sweet, fatty taste like cheap a cheap dog. miller's?\n-pricey for nonpedigreed bite..  top dog and district dog a better and tastier deal.                                   2.5 stars not good value.\n\ndog bits:\n-tri tip a better choice? also pricey.\n-got a number though i was only one at window\n-service ok.. dog not.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bKzIFhEKS7PDnbzsd-DtBQ", "text": "Desi Dog + Brazil Cafe = Desi Dog by Brazil Cafe\n\nThis food truck serves the same overpriced (in my opinion) hot dogs from before offered by Desi Dog, in addition to the few favorites from Brazil Cafe.\n\ndogs ($4-6):\namerican dog, brazilian dog, polish dog, veggie dog, hot links spicy dog, chili cheese monster dog, breakfast dog\n\nfries ($4-5):\nregular, garlic, cheese, chili\n\nThe tri-tip sandwich is $7 and the Pedro's favorite tri-tip sandwich is $8.\n\nThere's also a ton of toppings all around 50 cents. There are also a couple of appetizers, fried bananas and chicken croquettes. I wouldn't come here without a coupon for a free mango smoothie too. At prices like these, I almost expect it. The service though, is outstanding. Pedro is sure dedicated to his business and is often found at the many Brazil Cafe outposts that now exist.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "OzLB_Yc2udRnw2z5mTTP8A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "XUmYQfdMHf3oR9Exs27oAg", "text": "I'M SO GLAD THERE'S A BRAZIL CAFE FOOD TRUCK ON BANCROFT AND TELEGRAPH NOW! Such a smart location. Makes it so much easier to eat some delicious tri-tip sandwiches with friends after class on Sproul steps or the grass nearby the truck!\n\nI have to admit though... I ordered my fav Brazil Cafe sandwich (tri-tip sandwich with the works) today (for $7.99), and it didn't taste as good as the one from the Brazil Cafe on University. I got less meat, onions, jalapenos, etc. in my sandwich so it was flatter than usual... Maybe today was just an off day. Usually they are filled with tri-tip pieces covered in some delicious green sauce. Sandwiches are juicy and aaaaaammmaaaaazzzziiiiiinnnnngggg!!!!!! \n\nIt also makes me smile when I see the guy that owns it!! (The guy whose picture is on the truck). He's soooo nice and friendly!! And he gives you samples and coupons for their amazing mango smoothie!!\n\nBTW, unlike the Brazil Cafe on University, this one is CASH ONLY.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8x4yNtmv0JdXMeNe2chfPw", "text": "This place just sold me the worst sandwich I've ever experienced (which is an impressive feat).  Maybe it's just me, but I don't like tuna - laced with mustard, mayonnaise and sweet pickles - that's so soggy it won't stay in the sandwich.  Neither do I like stale bread.  \n\nMaybe their other sandwiches are better, maybe it was a bad day, but if you like tuna, do not chance getting a sandwich here.\n\nI'm giving two stars instead of one because the factory-packaged bag of chips I also bought was pretty good.  I am never going to buy any sandwich at this shop again.  Candy bars, sure.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FRp9ONWfh3rjA61HvJu39g", "date": "2010-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Gnl4y-UBF_P450bwHw6wQ", "text": "My sandwich here was one of the worst food items which I have ever paid for at a restaurant. I ordered a chicken panini and all it was was chicken dripping in mayonnaise served between two limp slices of white bread. It was not grilled so it did not resemble a panini in the slightest. It was overall AWFUL and I would never eat her again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "TGPVSaolMNYAR1wpClmqhg", "date": "2011-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9n_31TtGyGwLlNUpqRFCNA", "text": "Very basic mom and pop establishment. Small menu, vague pricing, average tasting food, and takes a while to get the food out because when we went in the morning for breakfast there was only one guy act as a cashier and as cook. He got pretty overwhelmed handling the customer orders and making our croissants in the kitchen. When we finally got our food I found hair in my ham and cheese... sigh..", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ee5jvFdCfZZ8pzi7EkHv3Q", "date": "2012-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "biIuWgev1ZMjAc-ewBo_hg", "text": "Came here on a Saturday afternoon to drink some tea and do some reading. What a great place. The owners were really nice. I was the only person, so they changed the radio station to my liking. It does have several fridges with soft drinks and one with icecream which screws up the decor, but...\nthere's wifi, wall plugs, a large menu of hot & cold sandwiches, hot & cold drinks, and both indoor and outdoor tables + a couch.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ijJ6vQxdGObugFJ3pWSH5g", "date": "2012-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eVwOW3sSUea3WGiuAI06_w", "text": "I needed a chocolate milkshake.  \nInstead, my $3.50 bought a cup of milk blended with small ice shards and only the palest of chocolate coloring. It definitely didn't taste chocolatey, and it definitely didn't taste like a milkshake.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GlqVn3_E8Mj07vW2KAoTCQ", "text": "Ugh. Don't know what to really say about this place other than DON'T GO!\n\nOrdered a sandwich and the lettuce tasted stale. Like, more than several days old stale. YECH!\n\nOnly thing going for them is that they're somewhat cheap. But they're not even the cheapest option around. So it's not at all worth it, given the wealth of options available for lunch in Berkeley.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HY-euNTAVAkwcfgLL9i2Jw", "date": "2011-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h29BJOoijBN6v5CIBzzECg", "text": "This place is amazing and sustainable! They often do not have a menu online because everything is so fresh! They even will give you an actual fork instead of plastic because they don't want to waste plastic. What a wonderful place! You must check this place out, located in Preservation Park! What a treat!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xHr9OXx8QNDiLIS9Jd-e0g", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ihWOLf62un1NDZzhMj3W3A", "text": "The Honest Truth: Small sandwiches, more bread than meat, bread is dry, price is decent ($6)\n\nThe Details: I needed a quick bite to eat before heading to class and I decided to stop here since it was on the way.  I got my sandwich and headed off to class.  When I decided to eat it, I was a little disappointed.  There were only 3 flat slices of pastrami and the bread was pretty thick.  The bread was also pretty dry, so the combination didn't make it very good.  The price was decent (6 dollars including tax), but if you're near shattuck, there are a number of places that would give you better sandwiches... Sorry Cafe Rio!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jjkIFrNIRK2yAQf9Zl73rw", "text": "Wants to charge me 50 cents to buy a $1 candy. WTF.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yeRpwegWFT4NmAR0JXmLqA", "date": "2010-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PEXiDskb6gHcHHj-mU6QdA", "text": "I agree with reviewer Anton W. I wish I had read his post before going here-- I ordered a chicken panini as well, which is not a panini, but a piece of tasteless chicken microwaved with nasty (and yet also tasteless) cheese on two insipid slices of bread. Simply gross. I am still dry-heaving.\n\nSpend your $5 anywhere else you can.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FX4uTZr2WFbhuQtEQjh19A", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "suanvH6wfTm6FyzkvogZQg", "text": "Ugh.  This space was a really cute organic cafe (Soy?) for about 3 weeks during the summer of 2009.  The food was really good & the owner very nice.  But the cafe went out of business very quickly (without the student traffic to support it?) and the people who own the convenience store next door expanded their store to this space and called it Cafe Rio.  As far as I can tell, they basically just moved a few soda coolers over and their espresso machine, and kept the design of the original cafe (which was very nice & elegant).  The chip racks & soda coolers seem so out of place in there.\n\nI haven't patronized the convenience store often because the \"fresh\" food they sell has been moldy quite a few times (like the bagels & muffins), the espresso drinks are burnt tasting, & one of the owners once gave me the wrong amount of change after I gave her a $20 and then continued to insist that she was correct, even after I tried to correct her.  Basically, it's good for junk food, gum & cigarettes.\n\nSo great, they expanded their store, and now have twice the space to sell junk food.  Nice work, landlord.  Compared to the variety of other fresh, delicious food on that block, this is sad waste of space.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "wEKsL_NcmOYm-JsBWMIpXw", "date": "2010-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W2TDqD--pNINGWu3YzTGew", "text": "Cafe Rio has espresso and sandwiches and bagels, and a few tables to sit at, but it's more like an AM/PM than a \"cafe\"-- full of refrigerated drinks, an ATM machine, racks of candy and chips.  The coffee isn't very good and the place seems a little dirty... but I keep coming back for the muffins, which you can find nowhere else!  When I asked the owners (a very sweet couple) where these muffins come from, the man blushed and said, \"my brother makes them.\"  I strongly suggest the Carrot Raisin Muffin.  I can't figure out what the ingredients are, but they are so harmonious and delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vRF2lZIAK6ROqwd3-S-Pkg", "date": "2008-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P-ESNFREJrvHnB_LxA0ocQ", "text": "I ordered a breakfast sandwich here -- menu listed a price of $3.25 and they tried to charge me $5.75... what the hell? I find it kind of hard to believe that was a mistake. If you get overcharged here, definitely speak up. That's not ok.\n\nReading the reviews and seeing how completely empty this place was, I feel a little bad for the couple running Cafe Rio. They probably aren't making enough money, but it's still not ok to overcharge! If you want it to cost $5.75 fair enough, but put that price on the menu and don't try to tell me the difference is \"tax.\"\n\nThe sandwich itself was fine. Pretty standard cheap breakfast fare.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "oTTgtYlYTqe1nat3B-soyQ", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YgxLa4nQ6VL-fJSRFnjcOg", "text": "Dropped by Cafe Rio for a bite of breakfast on my way to Berkeley; it's a small little mom-and-pop store that has a convenience store feel to it. They seem to offer a wide range of selections, and I got a \"breakfast mit\" (a.k.a. bagel) with egg, spinach, and mushroom. It came out piping hot, and had a decent amount of mushroom and spinach; service was friendly too (they bring the food out to you). However, the listed price was $3.25 (not including tax), and I somehow got charged $4.45 for the sandwich... reading some of the earlier reviews on Yelp, looks like that's a theme. I'd like to believe that this overcharging isn't intentional, but there seems to be a pattern here. Oh well, that's what I get for not reading the Yelp reviews first. Food is good, and you get free wifi (and plenty of spots to hang out), but definitely be cautious about what you end up getting charged.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6ZkjqYY0TN2x7GRNig5q_Q", "date": "2012-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rb_Hkto4pTVMk4yZIdxdgA", "text": "Recently, I was in Downtown Berkeley, looking for a cafe with a hotspot so I could use the internet. To my delight, I saw a quaint cafe that was open.\n\nI gave Cafe Rio a chance, but boy, did I regret it! While I really enjoyed the attention given to me by the cashier, the food was absolutely terrible. The sandwiches were overloaded on certain condiments that I had to scrape off. The soup was definitely canned and cold.\n\nI would recommend any other cafe if possible! The only redeeming factor here is the customer service.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "y4hd59Up1ZTrywSKktRcEw", "date": "2011-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZwWTLAaVSygbMNaG3PFB5A", "text": "Got overcharged for an ok special of the day.\n\nWATCH HIS CHARGES and your change", "stars": 1, "user_id": "--v4PNu18EjVGZOHIWsAzA", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "amwzSCkvRGR0OqK_sTYd3g", "text": "The Yelp photo here is out of date, the place is actually now next door in a renovated place that is nicer than the old one. A very pleasant older couple seem to run it - and I eat lunch there a few times a month, always ordering the same thing: lentil soup and toasted buttered bagel. It always hits the spot - I haven't ever tried anything else there. Admittedly for sandwiches, I would probably prefer to go around the corner to EZ Stop Deli, but for soups and sodas and bagels, this place is fine, and very convenient to campus - while also usually not being that crowded.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vi52BQlSiYrVgk479NVeBA", "date": "2010-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mYQORpU-C5toFp74ocOktA", "text": "I'm kind of shocked that this place hasn't been reviewed yet.  It's right on the path that everyone takes from BART to campus.  \n\nI've only been there once, so the four star rating is the result of optimism and one really good experience.  \n\nMy day was off to a not-so-great start.  I needed coffee and something substantial for breakfast.  A lot of places near my office don't open till 8 AM, which is when I need to be at work.  This place was on the way, so I ducked in, disoriented, hungry, and dying for coffee.  I ordered egg and cheese on a bagel and a cup of coffee.   I can't remember what I paid, but I think it was pretty cheap and the coffee came in a huge cup.  It was also delicious - strong, but not bitter.  My egg and cheese on wheat bagel was tasty and the man who made it seemed nice, friendly, and understanding of how hard it is to think when you need coffee.  \n\nI definitely want to go back: they have lots of muffins, bagels, patries, etc.  A surprising variety of options available and you can even dine in if you so desire.  I wasn't paying attention when I went that morning but, according to Yelp, the place is also a deli.  Don't know what their lunch is like yet, but breakfast is worth trying IMO.  UPDATE: they have veg-friendly lunch options, always a plus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yaYavkb5OxRTlVzvFCvMkQ", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bHk9RbZexiN4J3gLPA3bVw", "text": "This cafe is SO overpriced! For less the the cost of a water, small bag of chips, and a donut you can go 15 feet down the street and get a huge slice of pizza! Also, one time I stopped by just to buy a small bag of Chex mix, and it was $3.00!!! \n\nThe clerk there is never friendly anyway.  Or perhaps I should be taking it personally? Perhaps he's only unfriendly toward ME? Doubtful.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KYYFXHOeQUeo3qwBpUoZdw", "date": "2009-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Bw3llzJ3H2BAntWg82POeQ", "text": "Cafe Rio has espresso and sandwiches and bagels, and a few tables to sit at, but it's more like an AM/PM than a \"cafe\"-- full of refrigerated drinks, an ATM machine, racks of candy and chips.  The coffee isn't very good and the place seems a little dirty... but I keep coming back for the muffins, which you can find nowhere else!  When I asked the owners (a very sweet couple) where these muffins come from, the man blushed and said, \"my brother makes them.\"  I strongly suggest the Carrot Raisin Muffin.  I can't figure out what the ingredients are, but they are so harmonious and delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "39FosK_0VA9CaWBVKHAG8w", "date": "2010-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OhMggd2IytxdHNzqoWPcHQ", "text": "I can understand others' complaints but so far, I am a happy camper. Honestly, the main reasons I keep coming back are that they are conveniently placed on my way to school, really friendly people, and make me a delicious chai latte. Yeah, it is more than I want to be paying but whatevs, I would rather go here than lame-o Starbucks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8ZJm645AP-pWx_rKh6OBww", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-rGTYazZIyPA2GkJ-gyIDQ", "text": "I didn't want to give Starbucks my business, and Cafe Rio was the only coffee shop closest.  I ordered a latte and have no complaints about the taste, though it was a bit expensive (but it probably is a really high rent here).  The man behind the counter was really nice, polite, and very quiet!  But he seemed really sweet.  I liked the table lay out.  My only complaint about the store itself is the refrigerators hum very loudly, kind of taking away from the experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DgoZVmrGjEOxD4wn-s3Yog", "date": "2010-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tmO-RjXmMTgBPDkTePjtFQ", "text": "Cute little mom and pop shop. Hard to find and tiny inside. But these guys are fast, quick, and nice. It's a nice cafe that specializes in many breakfast foods.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "2eFeR29K9P9r2C17qUzdGw", "text": "Cafe Rio.. I wish the title would stand up to it's name.\n\nAm not saying I will never go back here but it's shame that the really sweet husband and wife haven't figured out why they aren't busier. \n\nMaybe the should read their Yelp reviews..{wink wink}\n\nThe place is huge and they have a variety of breakfast and lunch sandwiches  to your hearts content. Although the prices are quite high for a Mom & Pop cafe, they do have great service.\nThey offer free WiFi and really comfortable chairs to relax in.\nAnd they have the most beverages I have ever seen. You name- they got it!\n\nI ordered an egg salad sandwich. By the time I grabbed a bag of chips and decided upon a drink, my lunch was ready. That's great and all, but do I get to pick my bread or let you know which condiments am allergic too? Guess not.. I should of been more specific when I placed my order.. Not sure how I ended up spending $9.75 but I did enjoy the chair I parked my butt in as I write this Yelp review!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "niSwYgiSraNe21aIOn0o5g", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ozmMymxyx_EPnCGlIGe1lw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Pka-xdbqfLxiyRFmxAjcLw", "text": "Cafe Rio has moved one door to the west; its address is now 2146 Center Street.\n\nThe new location is more open and generally much nicer than its old iteration, and whereas I never saw anyone sitting at the old Cafe Rio's tables, both times I've stopped by here I've seen people actually sitting down--and enjoying themselves?\n\nSo why am I knocking them down a star?  It's nothing personal, really, but $2 for a twenty-ounce soda is a ripoff.  I'm not saying I refuse to be ripped off, but I refuse to be ripped off by a five-star entity.\n\nThe drink selection at the old location was better (they had more coolers), but I get the impression they're still getting used to their new space.  The owners were also less friendly than normal both times I came, but maybe they're nervous about having spent all this money to upgrade.\n\nUPDATE:  11/26/10\n===============\n\nI'm bumping Cafe Rio back up to five stars because they've slightly lowered their soda prices--and because everyone else has raised their soda prices.  The owners have also settled down nicely in their new digs.  Unfortunately, a new breakfast place has opened up next door in their old location, but for some reason, I have faith that Cafe Rio will survive.\n\nOh, and if you buy something, even just a soda, they'll let you sit at one of the tables and work on crossword puzzles until it's late enough that you're not too early for work.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2010-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "P2XKcDLVHUuOdGNBQtMFRQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2g3zlB0AOxilxGuXwFsE4g", "text": "All i have to say is sometimes you need a tray of 100 enchiladas delivered to your frat...\nthey do it with a smile!\nthanks", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9tEAa8YzVyFzDtdKMKARlA", "date": "2012-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "P2XKcDLVHUuOdGNBQtMFRQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rOY-aYcj-TTOv0a7Bs-MSw", "text": "Celia's in Berkeley has not only AMAZING food but a great catering menu as well. \n\nI had their food at a gathering I went to and was so pleased that their food is not only delicious at the actual restaurant but also great for parties.  The food held up great and was delicious leftovers the next day.\n\nHIGHLY recommended for businesses, parties, basically any event.  They have tons of choices and the prices are really great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2akWifotiCdO4BHASGLDag", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "P2XKcDLVHUuOdGNBQtMFRQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d3RTtc2UlmX3k199llFSGg", "text": "My family and I love this restaurant so it was an obvious choice to use them for catering. Plus, when I asked my daughter (who was turning 3) what she wanted to eat for her birthday party, she exclaimed, \"Enchiladas and rice!\", which is her favorite dish at Celia's. The food was prepared on time, packaged well, and of course delicious. We had many guests rave about the food and ask where we got it. We had to let them in on this gem of a restaurant.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cRZ2ODsWCdRIIaTIjx8HrQ", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "P2XKcDLVHUuOdGNBQtMFRQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zZwAXoHEzGFh5fvEmiFi-A", "text": "Growing up in Berkeley and living in San Diego, I have had Mexican food in every form and fashion. I consider Celia's to be second to none.\nCelia's delivers on great food, reliable staff and overall VERY high quality ingredients.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hpq6MEzOTP1xiJ0ZCQ1mnw", "date": "2012-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "P2XKcDLVHUuOdGNBQtMFRQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "V9W_G3X5H6r9Brvswk9nPg", "text": "Went here with a bunch of people from the East Coast, psyched to get some better burritos than the so-so fare you'll find in Boson, Philly or NYC. The guys who work here are super nice, but when the food came, my friend took one bite and said, \"This tastes like an East Coast burrito.\" Yeah, my enchiladas tasted like the kind you buy frozen and then heat up in the oven. Not horrible, just, well...East Coast.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "goySBsZ3QJfSaElPIDIzLw", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "P2XKcDLVHUuOdGNBQtMFRQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Ko2B5w6P8X1v0AxAVwTOuw", "text": "Finding a reliable, affordable and most importantly *DELICIOUS* caterer can be a drag - luckily Celia's is all of the above!\n\nAfter calling multiple companies and speaking to many different so-called \"specialist\" I was just about to give up and go to Costco grab some munchies for my friend's birthday party out in Oakland.....\n\nThen, thank the good lord, as I was drowning my catering blue's with the fantastic margaritas at Celia's of Berkeley, I found out that they catered!\n\nWe got trays of beans, rice, chimichangitas, & enchiladas as well as some burritos. Everyone loved the food and I felt like a hero! It was easy to setup, eat and clean.\n\nThe best part is that it is affordable and very professional. Will be using Celia's for catering in the future.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hM8ItyE-6pETrYgCSldKtA", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1SkpbaNKTuFOGOZFjSNm-Q", "text": "I'm a fan of brunch. It's just the best meal. And this place does not disappoint. The orange French toast is really good and the orange flavor doesn't overwhelm it. My friend got a vegetarian eggs benedict that she really enjoyed. The prices are fair, and the upstairs seating is nice. The place is small, but cozy. The orange juice is really good, too. There are menus outside the door and then you go up to the register, make your order, and find a table. It's a cute little nook just off campus. Check this place out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1VHY5QW08f-aUrHE_QpQxQ", "text": "Taste: 5\nValue: 4\nService: 4\n\nCame here after running the Nike Women's Half marathon, so I definitely had an appetite. On recommendation from our friend, I tried the Alameda. Two pieces of french toast with thinly sliced ham and sauteed mushrooms in the middle. Top it off with two eggs, over easy, and hollandaise sauce to top it off. The bottom has a balsamic vinegar reduction which complements the sweetness of the french toast.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6TAgqpyLoNZExJumTtvanA", "date": "2009-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2q77tbkIQnbh_zr3po925g", "text": "I got a breakfast burrito for ~$10 brunch at 11:30am. And it was literally all I ate that day. So, for the entrees that easily last multiple meals, the priciness of Sunnyside doesn't amount to too much. The homefries are delicious! Crusty potato skins left in the mix, and cooked to crusty perfection. Of course, I have a deep and genuine love for all types of burritos. Reheating the arm-sized meal for dinner made it just as if not more scrumptious than earlier because the flavors had time to settle. The eggs are cooked to a really fluffy texture, which I am curious to learn.\n\nThe service is not great--one negative aspect is the wait for a table. They should crack down on people who get food to-go but snag a table or two anyways. I wanted to reserve a table of four, but the cashier said I couldn't until my party arrived. Once they did, we had to wait another 10 min or so for a place to sit. I know that people wait very long times for the Sunnyside in Albany, though. I was also surprised that they are a pay-before-you-sit operation. I guess you don't really pay for service, then, so I shouldn't complain. But midway through the meal I had to run inside to ask for a salt shaker, and I also would've liked condiments i.e. ketchup, mustard on the table. \n\nIn general, I feel that American brunch places are overrated because, perhaps I am just not used to seasoning my food while I am eating it, but the breakfast fare at such restaurants is always on the bland side. Nothing against the restaurant, just how I feel about the cuisine as a whole. I would come again, though. The dilemma would be trying to order anything other than the burrito, which is a great deal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2RAvOT7jpcDi5seyXYTZ5Q", "text": "Breakfast is the easiest meal to make and this place sucks at it. We asked for egg whites they made a mistake then the waitress had nerve to ask would you want to try this instead of me taking it back? Well u made the mistake so NO take it back!! The veggies in the omlett were so soggy and cold. Oh..and their breakfast potatoes are so horrible and if you are planning to socialize afterward then you should skip potatoes since it have more garlic than potato......Their other location on Solano is so much better in every aspect: service, quality of food etc. So if you want to try this caf\u00e9 go to the Solano location.....", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2bTpr1S5MFsAKoDSyX_rzg", "date": "2010-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3gIBTgdibu4ASMNs3bBiSg", "text": "This is my new favorite brunch place. Dare I say... better than La Note? Every time I've been to La Note, I was nicely filled up to bursting, but never like OMG I WANT TO GO BACK. But with Sunny Side Cafe, I WANT TO GO TO THERE. I've only eaten three things off the menu so far (technically two cuz I mooched off my roommate's), but they all exceeded my expectations. \n\nSolano Benedict - I got this with a side of garlic roasted tomatoes, and you should too!!! The tomatoes were soooo gooood and of course it helps that it's tomato season, but the garlic! It's like they injected each tomato inside and out with essence of garlic. So good. Oh and the hollandaise sauce was perfect too. Most that I've tried elsewhere have always been too heavy and left me wanting some hot sauce after a few bites, but I this time slopped up every last bit.\n\nTofu Scramble - This was my roommate's, and I only got a bite. The tofu scramble was good (not a huge fan of tofu, but my roommate is, and she liked it), but I was in love with the homefries. You know how some places' homefries are not crispy enough on the outside? Like totally lacking the FRIED component of homefries? Well this place got it right. I don't think I've ever seen homefries look that good. They looked so crispy and delicious, I snarfed some before my food even came.\n\nBasil & Tomato Pigs in a Blanket - This was written on their specials board. I thought the basil and tomatoes would come on top of the pancake, but they're actually IN the pancake batter. The mix of savory and sweet was surprisingly delicious, and the tomatoes weren't your standard beefsteak; maybe like heirloom cherry tomatoes..? The pancakes were also the best I've ever had. They were huge and fluffy and perfectly crisped on the outside (does this place have a magic grill or what?!) with the perfect crumb/texture. I wanted to keep eating just for that mouthfeel. You get two piggies in a blanket with two eggs any style. I got mine scrambled, and I guess that was their one weak point. They were meh and had to be rescued with ketchup and Tapatio.\n\nThe interior is airy and clean, with some upstairs seating, and I love how the whole place just has a bright, cute, cozy atmosphere. If you sit at the counter facing the kitchen, be sure to utilize those hooks under the counter for your bags! Also be sure to tip the nice cashier lady who takes your order; she also brings your food, refills your water, etc etc while running up and down to greet new customers. And she is super nice! She didn't try to kick me out or give me the evil eye when I was still eating after they closed. =] Even though it's a bit pricey, you get enough food to make two meals out of it, which I'll have to do as a poor college student. Because I'll definitely be going back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6O8N7cv0OVbj8YbKqqbi-g", "date": "2010-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4qqtO2wAepAv2PWjuGGetQ", "text": "So I decided one day to take the Bart from San Francisco to Berkeley (The downtown one by the University). I was hoping Top Dog would be open but unfortunately it wasn't. I arrived in berkeley at about 8:30 so I didn't expect too many places to be open. So I was hungry and I was there in the morning and I was hungry. Since it was a Sunday a lot of places were closed as it's before the first Football game. I walked a few blocks and ended up on Oxford Street. I noticed the place that looked very familiar. It was Sunny Side Cafe. I heard there was one not too far from there (turns out it is located in Albany and I started to have flash backs). So anyway I decided to go down with a friend. I ordered an omelette and more breakfast stuff. The food and service was EXCELLENT!\nThis Cafe is quite similar to the one in Albany but a  little different.  You order in front as oppose to sitting in your table but the waiters bring the food out to you.  It was good stuff and I will definitely come back to this location (since it's very Bart familiar). Now I have options other than Top Dog when going to berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zcg8WQHGP8kLAIMfbvfgUA", "date": "2009-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "59DuewNvCwQ29oi2eS5Lzg", "text": "uh, yeah, not a fan. I ordered the \"Alameda\" with high expectations after reading an East Bay Express review. It was nothing I couldn't have made at home. I was truly underwhelmed after my first bite. Nothing was wrong with it, it just wasn't up to par. It was also just this side of lukewarm. I didn't have the energy to complain. Nothing is worse than being disatisfied after you've saved your appetite for a yummy Sunday brunch. Not much I can say for ambiance. It's very student oriented I'd say. You order at the counter. Sit wherevs, some of the booths are right in front of the kitchen. Felt a little cramped and not in that charming Parisian way where everything is smaller. I do have to say that service was great. Very friendly and fast. If I was a student, I'd probably return to this place, but since i'm not....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8hh50iYCCPaMYZcRREG46A", "date": "2010-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5UdWMvBfQhxtIv35i4HUlw", "text": "Yes, this was THE most expensive breakfast I've ever had, but it was totally worth it.\n\nI got the Portobello Mushroom Alameda special and OMG IT WAS SO DAMN DELICIOUS! Two perfectly done crispy French toasts sandwiching a giant Portobello Mushroom, roasted tomatoes, spinach and cheese, and topped with two easy over eggs and hollandaise sauce. I cut into it straight down and got a little bit of everything. It was orgasmic I tell you, ORGASMIC! I went with my roommate and she also really liked it. Everything from texture to flavor just came together really well. I was super hungry when we went in but I couldn't finish it all. The 1/5 I took home, I scarfed down a few hours later.\n\nAs for the service, the cashier person/waitress was very friendly. The decor was cute and the place was clean overall. I especially liked these hooks they have under the counter table so the people there can hang their stuff since they'll be sitting on stools. How clever of them!\n\nMy only complaint is the price of their orange juice. $4.50 for a glass of OJ? Come on! I know it's fresh squeeze but oranges don't cost THAT much! Regardless, I look forward to coming back to try their to-go sandwiches since one customer who came in to buy a scone swore they're good. But overall, I must say it was a total splurge, although it was ridiculously yummy, I doubt I'll be able to afford frequenting the cafe.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "celWE8P9qi89yITlG5k8Nw", "date": "2010-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Xa9inKUBx_S4dGr3flS5Q", "text": "TSSC is small, unassuming and very clean. Not exactly \"hole-in-the-wall\" but as casual as you can get. Not that I would, but dining here in sweats would not embarrass me.... much.\n\nEggs benedict with blue cod instead of the usual lox? Genius. \nA side of home fries? Only rivals the unbeatable Cafe Brazil's (you Texans know what I mean) rosemary potatoes. \nFrench Toast? Perfecto. \nA side of fruit salad? Fruit and slight hint of mint--would never mix the two but y'all did it well. \nOJ? Fresh and squeezed.\n\nFinding a table can prove to be quite a feat. If you're dining in, don't come in a party larger than four.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dUL9TUH6B_jUkPgC6562hQ", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "70bjjMMLoOzqbu2izRNMdw", "text": "I happened to find this place to have brunch, particularly their two eggs and meat combo, and it has become one of my \"to go\" joints whenever I work at Berkeley. The sourdough toasts are done very nicely, toasty and crispy, and their generous serving of two eggs (I like mine scrambled or sunny-side up), three smoked bacon pieces (or of course, choose from a multitude of meat options!), and home fries (choose one from three sides) really made my brunch very satisfying. I am definitely looking forward to coming to this place more often when my tummy screams \"bacon and eggs!\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3SVO8PSA-QCDq4CyepSw-A", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8hdQWskCVRU7oVDjzlJv4g", "text": "This place has the most wonderful eggs benedict I've ever had. I also am not a fan of eating tomatoes by itself - but my god! was it good.\n\n-1 star for the price. If I recall, I paid about ~$15 for my meal + o.j. Kind of ridiculous even for me who is generally down to pay for some bomb food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CF1flWDN-ir-ZhkF9IkoDQ", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9y1jaYRp5z-PutC6KKQfNw", "text": "What is it that those PSAs served (on the side) with Saturday morning cartoons used to say? \"Knowledge is power?\" \"The more you know?\" Is one of those actually from G.I. Joe? Regardless, if I hadn't eaten here, I wouldn't know better, so.\n\nThe staff isn't chatty but they're not rude and it's a cute enough tiny space - airy, even, for something near campus due to the somewhat open two-floor styling. But the food! O, the food. \n\nI was picking up a Cinnaholic order (where the cashier/baker/all-around swell guy was rescuing a rogue bee that had gotten inside: Cinnaholic, I love you!) and my sweetheart ordered me a House Specialty \"vegan on request\" tofu scramble. I imagine it is \"on request\" because otherwise the toast (on the side) is buttered. It's nice that they have a vegan option - online the menu says you can replace the eggs in any egg dish with tofu at no extra charge, which opens up more options but I didn't notice this while looking at the menu posted in the window! The House Specialty tofu scramble, while colorful, was really, really bland and a little watery. It tasted a little better when I mixed in some of the black beans (on the other side). The beans were very salty on their own. \n\nMy omnivorous sweetheart had the avocado and Swiss egg scramble, which was overcooked. I am pretty sure it is a mortal sin to cook avocado at all - it turns so bitter! Yuck. The homefries (you guessed it, on the side) were burnt on the outside, soggy on the inside - and bland, to boot!\n\nThe soy lattes were unremarkable and overall the price was a little high. However, I like that they use fresh and organic ingredients - but my tofu scramble sure didn't taste like delicious, delicious Hodo Soy. If we had been more satisfied I don't think the price would seem inflated.\n\nAnd now I know! And now you know! Know more? Have more power? Knowledge is awesome!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gYiypLdpzRVBuPpkiq0unQ", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AcuDUJtyoH2Z9peQJmUrxw", "text": "What's so great about this place? Nothing!\n\nBurned toast\nOver-cooked eggs\nRosemary in the potatoes (not their problem)\nSour pancakes\nDoesn't open until 8am\nFrozen solid butter", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0FMUUQsd9ig1Yyi9iQUSuQ", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AgcD2x9us78ScByw5RoiFg", "text": "This place wasn't bad, but it wasn't that good either. For the price I would expect table service (you order at the front and then they bring it out to you). I asked for salsa with my omelette and when they brought my food out they forgot it. So I walked up to the front and asked for my salsa and also asked for a new glass of water because mine had a rubber after taste (gross!). They were super apologetic and brought out my salsa and water right away. Even after I dumped the salsa all over my omelette and homefries the food was still bland. The place itself is super tiny so I would not recommend coming here with more than 2, maybe 3 people. You probably won't be disgusted by the food here but you won't be impressed either. Do yourself a favor and go a few blocks down to Venus or La Note (I originally did but I didn't want to wait 30+ minutes for a table for one).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QScfKdcxsa7t5qfE0Ev0Cw", "date": "2010-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "atCTTo7SWb4-jyzGylCdQw", "text": "I've been here twice and everything I've had has been very good. \n\nThe restaurant itself is quite small (it took a year in Berkeley for me to notice it) but they have a huge breakfast menu plus an array of coffee/espresso drinks.  This last time I ordered the orange french toast.  I'm not sure how orange was part of the equation but it's still the best french toast I've had in a long time.  Almost everything is reasonably priced but omg they charge $4.50 for a large orange juice!!  \n\nThe service is fast and I've never run into a crowd, so it is a really convenient stop on the way to class.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KPWVxic04yevbAfvLEaJtA", "date": "2010-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ATN1WFvWDTGUX-ijyWsOdw", "text": "After trying to go to Betty's for breakfast, and nixing that idea based on the huge lineup outside the door, looked to yelp for another suggestion. I was more than pleased with my experience at Sunny Side Cafe. Not only was I able to get a lovely booth by the window, I had a delectable breakfast which was amazingly similar to what is dished out at Betty's. Had one of the scrambles with the garlic roasted tomatoes and their muffin of the day (blueberry). Everything was very yummy. Pricewise, more or less equivalent to eating at Betty's. But with no wait for a table, plus much more comfortable seating (booth vs counter), I'd come back here instead next time I'm in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w2o8rsUA_NkNd5AbUDO3nw", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BbYTOMxrbk_s31YMBfsnBg", "text": "i love this place and my family has come here for years.   excellent quality food, nice staff, good coffee and never too loud.   the one on oxford street is a little more self-serve but again, nice, clean and great staff.   i have gotten the eggs and bacon breakfast;  the avocado/cheddar/bacon omlette,  tuna fish salad, and all are great.   my husband gets the benedicts or scambles; my son gets pancakes and we're always all happy.   it isn't cheap but good food just isn't cheap!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "70hzzuipDC55shR7rV9J2g", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BqI8sjcMaGFHM27XEef7DQ", "text": "I'm rounding up from 2.5 stars since they're making an effort to support sustainable providers and reduce their carbon footprint.  That said, the food was only adequate and most definitely overpriced.  I got the \"two eggs with meat\" breakfast, plus a coffee.  The sausage patties were on the dry side and everything else was just ok, though the home fries were nice and crispy and the herbs were a nice touch.  Nothing really to complain about except for the price of $12.50 + tip.  More expensive than Fat Apples and Sam's Log Cabin and both have better food.  Maybe I should have tried one of the specials or the apparently otherworldly Alameda, but I feel like the standard breakfast plate serves as a pretty good assessment for any cafe like this.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "up-pp980QobXgJU4ETTsYw", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ccxt5VKrZaH8esCpyXe0Fg", "text": "I've been wanting to try The Alameda for a while now. I wish I hadn't. At first I thought with such great reviews it would be a great combination of flavors, but it's literally a stoner's dream and not in a good way. It tastes like someone took whatever they had left in the fridge and made breakfast. The restaurant was hot, not well ventilated, and poorly designed. You sit above the kitchen and it's disgustingly humid. My girlfriend ordered the Pigs in a Blanket. Someone decided to get fancy with the sausage and put a bunch of weird herbs in it. Denny's would have been a better choice. Luckily I was still on a food-high after having eaten at Chez Panisse the night before.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "e6OwRdPgmjx3R-HCgAN1-w", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cXffFF8BHvuSQxaBQrbDWg", "text": "I came here for brunch. The menu was very appetizing and had a hard time trying to decide what to get so I ended up splitting an order of orange poppyseed french toast and apple cinnamon french toast with a friend. It was really good, but I couldn't really taste the orange flavor very well. Oh well, it was good. Would definitely come back again to try the famous \"Alameda\" menu items.\n\nPROS:\n-Good food, no complaints from anyone at our table\n-Decent price for quality (7.50 for french toast)\n-Not too crowded, we actually managed to get a seat on a Saturday morning\n\nCONS:\n-Drinks seemed rather expensive.....in the $3-$4 range for juice (no refills, I assume).\n-You have to wait in line to order your meal at the cashier...it makes it hard if you are trying to secure seating with your party while ordering (however, a waitress does bring your food to your table).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6CQl5-bLbxp5NjM9I6QZpA", "date": "2012-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cYF4Yq3omg4-lqQbmucSIg", "text": "Had a pretty good burger here on Saturday. The place is pretty small, but the service was friendly and the burger was good. I recommend getting the bacon on it too, it's nice, thick cut applewood smoked bacon. Good stuff =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vqo02Y-cTBrCA4sRIUSGWQ", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D60VuG6x5oMcv9pDiB5FwQ", "text": "Stopped by here for breakfast with a friend. We were initially going to go to a different place but it was so crowded and we were running low on time so we decided to try Sunny Side Cafe instead. \n\nSunny Side Cafe is quaint but easily accessible. It's pretty close to the Berkeley campus so it's likely that you've passed by it a few times. \n\nMy friend and I ordered the Alameda and split it between the both of us. That was a good idea mainly because it's a pretty big meal and it's pretty filling. Overall it was tasty and I appreciated the hearty meal. It was also at a reasonable price considering the location. \n\nGood place. Cute place. Nothing extraordinary, but I liked it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OXYtOFX9xXukagW5Ku5dfg", "date": "2011-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D74vpUic1JjF4z2iaw7DTg", "text": "Wow.\n\nI mean, I haven't been eating much lately. Not enough time to cook, not enough food to cook enough to stuff myself silly. I had to skip breakfast this morning. I still have a lot left to do today and I needed one solid powerful meal to lift me through the rest of the day.\n\nFound it.\n\n3-egg Bacon/Avocado/Cheddar omelet with homefries and a blueberry muffin. The avocado is to die for. I have had my share of delicious avocados, fresh off the trees and ripe as can be. The avocado present in my omelet was quite possibly the best avocado I have ever tasted. Blueberry muffin was fresh, berries were whole and juicy. Delicious.\n\nThe weak link of this meal were the homefries. I was torn between them and the garlic roasted tomatoes, and went with the homefries out of a calorie hankering. Definitely wished I had a side of the other.\n\nBonus points for offering an organic cup of coffee at a competitive price!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H661XsImRoblkEjUkYPJYg", "date": "2010-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dCU9sj44r4aCcbSZBQ75xw", "text": "The Alameda.\n\nIt's like nothing I've ever had before! It had the best combo of ham, mushrooms, tomatoes, emmenthal cheese all between two french toasts. Over easy eggs were on top with Hollandaise sauce and balsamic reduction. I enjoyed cutting through the toasts and eating all the glory of \"The Alameda\" with hot sauce! (This is because I love hot sauce on practically everything haha but it was good without it too!)  I loved it because it was such a savory taste in my mouth and was so convenient to eat. Usually my breakfast dishes come with so many different types of foods that it gets overwhelming to focus on one. But this dish had everything together so I was able to experience its goodness in every bite!\n\nGiving it 4/5 stars though because I tried the homefries my friends got and it could have been much better. The potatoes were too squished and a bit on the burnt side.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xyEKqvRmaYd-7Pj9F20pXA", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DDQa0XYuvwo2tLpgvP8yVg", "text": "First timer...\n\nI ordered the Wildcat Benedict (bacon and garlic tomatoes). Never have I seen this combo at any other breakfast place. It was......decent. The English muffin was super soggy when I first received my order. The hollandaise sauce wasn't anything special and actually didn't have much flavor. The eggs were poached a little too long and weren't runny enough. The side of homefries was okay; I ended up adding a lot of ketchup and tapatio to them. Overall the meal was just okay. Definitely edible and not close to gross. Just okay. I've had a lot of benedicts from various places so maybe I expected more? My friend's scramble looked good...so maybe I just didn't order the right thing?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "n1R5kRzsplSg2YtE906u9A", "date": "2011-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ddXAE_g9J41KL3O0tdFwBA", "text": "Sunny Side in Albany is SO good. This location was not good. Plus the waitress was not around.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "jquflHKCK0qecxJfseBh7g", "date": "2010-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dpwq4juTd6gaEolgNYWd0g", "text": "This place was pretty good.  Prices were nothing to be a fan about, but the service was as good as the food.\n\nI had the eggs benedict and the wife had the Crab Alameda thing.\n\nThe hollandaise sauce was only ok... the hash browns were seasoned with tyme and rosemary... and I can't say that I really liked it.\n\nI didn't try my wifes, but she said it was good....  but for the price, it was something that really should have been great.  when you consider a breakfast dish for $13.50 + tax + tip... that better be really good.\n\nthe pancakes were pretty good as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-gokwePdbXjfS0iF7NsUGA", "date": "2010-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dt4h2QS6Nk2I_2IK08YrxQ", "text": "If you want brunch on the weekend then this is the place to be. \n\nI prefer this place over Venus just because they have larger portions. The eggs Benedict was great and so was their omelette. \n\nService is average here. The restaurant isn't too big, you can sit upstairs but I'd recommend just ordering to go and eating it in the cozy confines of your home especially since the restaurant can get quite busy during brunch!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DYXHgnXX4SUwcmWTiMD8rg", "date": "2011-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dtR6S-6FgJLyw3CP3_t62w", "text": "I had the pumpkin pancakes house special. I guess its a Halloween special. Was delicious and its pretty big so I would recommend going for the smaller stack.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A-bO3KkUE1wjdMbbCZLtNA", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DvFmVogOa9MdZZNf7FpeNA", "text": "Got the chance to eat brunch at The Sunny Side Caf\u00e9 during a weekender to Berkeley, and it was muy delicioso! We tried the Alameda special, which was a savory French toast sandwich, with mushrooms, ham, cheese and roasted tomatoes, topped with two eggs cooked over-easy and a light balsamic vinaigrette sauce. We also got the short-stack Blueberry Pancakes, which included 2 large pancakes infused with whole blueberries, complete with syrup and butter on the side.  \n\nThe portions are pretty big--especially on the Alameda, so I was able to share the special and the pancakes with two other girls. I like that the Blueberry Pancakes weren't too sweet, and the blueberries in the pancakes were real blueberries served whole, not manufactured, over-the-top blueberry flavoring. For the Alameda special, the balsamic vinaigrette sauce was just right, the cheese wasn't too overpowering, and the yolky over-easy eggs topped it all off for me.  \n\nI'm not much of a breakfast person, but this place was like the house in \"the three little bears story,\" where everything was just right. I definitely recommend The Sunny Side Caf\u00e9 as a relaxing weekend brunch place... it's very quaint, and you can choose whether you want to eat downstairs or upstairs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sdnjNnQNpGB9OsX9fyJ0FQ", "date": "2010-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eax9aSW-DA8sHi86CXm_6g", "text": "3.5 stars\n\nI came here for a weekend brunch with the roommates, so the company was definitely very nice to have :) However, I feel like this is probably somewhere that is worth trying once and not coming back for...\n\nI paid $13 (including tax) for The Alameda, which is the most famous dish here. Admittedly, it was very delicious, but I'm not sure if I would pay $13 for it. I appreciated how much meat they gave but I wish it had come with some arugula or some greens because of all the vinegrette that was doused over the dish (nothing wrong with vinegrette though!) \n\nIt's very hard to get seats on the weekends. However, if you come on for brunch on a day with good weather, it's more enjoyable to sit outside than in one of the seemingly squished booths inside.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "edRxca5DnYAmlwzmQAzOkQ", "text": "Very good food! Came here the morning after a night of drinking and dancing needing a heavy and filling breakfast. Ordered the eggs benedict, and was very satisfied. My friend got a different type of eggs benedict (don't remember which was which) and it was really good too. My boyfriend ordered the french toast and it was exactly what I would want. I had to order a mimosa and it was perfect to my taste - pulpy.\n\nThe location and atmosphere makes it even better. There were a good amount of people but not too crowded. We sat upstairs and hung out for a good couple hours just eating. Also, the location is overall good (walking distance from our apartment).\n\nI'll be showing up here on random weekends for sure!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vdjqzqzjnH7Rn8AiBHHrxA", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EkxffrplVy3_0EbUq7xobg", "text": "I've wanted to go here forever because it looks like a great place to get a decent meal. The boy had been here before and had a pretty good experience. The prices are a little high, but if they really do use all fresh, organic etc. ingredients I'm fine by it. First of all it took 30 minutes for our burger and egg plate to arrive...they weren't even that busy. Second, they cooked my eggs incorrectly and I had to send the dish back and that took another 10 minutes. Then I got my food and my egg was great and the rest of my food was cold by then. They didn't bring butter (or jelly for that matter) with my toast and I had to get up to get it. Then I found a pretty good size eggshell in my not-so-great potatoes. Nevermind the entire staff looked like they hated life. All combined, it was enough to make me never want to come back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "8mw2X0uRU4A5FnBMOx3__w", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ELA35YAaIBf3EK6GnlMKkA", "text": "The service here is incredibly helpful, friendly, and patient!  And the food's pretty good, too.  It seems expensive, but the portions are ginormous -- maybe too big.\n\nThe home fries have rosemary in them, which definitely puts them a cut above most breakfast potatoes.  I was there for lunch, but would love to go for brunch.  For $10 I wouldn't need to eat for the rest of the day.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fE_NpaMgzrnXP2mRdOfzMQ", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eostvkJ8vc120lX4-JcH9A", "text": "This is a solid B range place, which translates to about four stars on Yelp.\n\nThe Good:\nService is friendly and excellent.  The counter staff is really attentive.  The clientele are mostly local students and faculty, since UC Berkeley is literally across the street, so it's got a real neighborhood feel.  The open kitchen is really clean and neat, even when they're cranking out a lot of orders.  The food is a good value for the money in downtown Berkeley, that close to the university.\n\nThe Bad:\nThe special I had was guilty of overreach and real confusion of flavors.  Raspberry flavored steak in a citrus Hollandaise sauce?  Not really my thing.\n\nThe Ugly:\nOvercooked eggs and soggy muffins in an Eggs Benedict, which is something they're supposed to be know for.  WTF?\n\nThe food was a roughly 3 star experience.  The service, atmosphere, and ROI was in the 4-5 star range.  Overall, I'm more than happy to go back.  But, I think I'll be staying away from the specials. \n\nI've got more details up on my blog - http://www.chubbypanda.com/2011/09/sunny-side-cafe-choka-berkeley-ca.html", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BnQweQumWpZ-RzEnnSJ4OQ", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ESUp0MH1DnW9mlmjank0HA", "text": "I enjoyed a satisfactory brunch at Sunny Side Cafe this morning.  We arrived around 9 o'clock on a Sunday morning -- the restaurant was at 50% capacity, which was a relief given all the other reviews mentioning crowds.\n\nMy partner and I shared the Eggs Benedict, and a scramble of ham and garlic.  Both dishes were prepared excellently, avoiding normal bad brunch pitfalls (two examples:  the Benedict was *lightly* dressed in Hollandaise sauce, and the home fries were lightly crisped and not too heavy).\n\nThe meal was pricier than expected, unfortunately -- we spent $27 on a meal for two, before tip.  Our ice teas were probably more than we expected.  Service was okay, it's an order-at-the-front-and-take-a-flag experience.\n\nAs I said, a satisfactory experience.  I wouldn't rush back, unless I was entertaining hardcore brunch-goers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "088SkMN7Hjn2vK2MEUfc3Q", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f5T9p_U3naBctqWT2n3XTw", "text": "While The Sunny Side Cafe isn't my favorite brunch place, the food is good and reminds you of the comforts of home. I ordered the Pigs-in-a-Blanket with scrambled eggs, tasty but average. The eggs were pretty mediocre, but the buttermilk pancakes were soft and filling, and the sausages had a nice flavor, despite being a little bit sweet. The cafe is a small place with additional seating upstairs, and great for grabbing brunch on a lazy Sunday with friends. I would come here again!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tgl0lW-pRWi8DbbwCp82sg", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fDlhgcitY6HX-ciqbJ6mFg", "text": "Love coming here! I've had eggs benedict and omelette. Def want to come back again to try all their other dishes. Their breakfast sandwich thing is really good too ( i forget what it was called ).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iDrZlore_6bRaOHO7bWD4Q", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gfF3H2eq7fyAYwhge81EOg", "text": "If you don't wanna wait an eon at Venus or La Note to get your breakfast fix on one of those lazy sundays in downtown Berkeley, this is the place.\n\nI've never had to wait for a table and you order up front, then they bring it out to you. This is good since foot traffic can cause problems in this tiny place.\n\nEverything I've ordered was awesome, especially the Mandarin Orange French Toast.\n\nJust don't bring your entire dorm floor w/ you. I don't wanna start waiting for a table.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "syNZt8kYeEmAPrhsosbP-g", "date": "2010-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gpS_TUoaPjf_fTAt4xP53A", "text": "Finally had a chance to try the breakfast here!  After eating, I can only give 3 stars.\n\nMy reasons: \n\nFirst, the price.  I ordered the Wildcat Benedict (Eggs Benedict with grilled tomatoes, bacon, and a side of potatoes), which came out to about $12.  For that price, I feel the breakfast could be better, considering there are other places around Berkeley that can offer breakfast of the same quality for less money.\n\nSecond, the food itself, specifically the potatoes.  I will say that the Eggs benedict was pretty good: bacon was cooked well, loved the tomatoes, and the eggs/english muffin combo provided a good foundation.  However...the potatoes were a big disappointment.  It's literally a pile of potatoes cooked on one side, so one side is extremely crispy...but the rest is just a pile of mushed potatoes...not enticing to eat.  (I did notice that they keep a pile of potatoes at the ready on the cooktop...not fresh maybe?)\n\nOverall, I felt it was average.  The environment is nice though, from the outside I would not have known there was a second floor!  We ate on the 2nd floor, which is reminiscent of an European cafe.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3eNXSh82_4UThqhJBwkrbA", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H3NgCUNwDTcotrmqknpTVQ", "text": "When: 11 AM\nWhat: Ham, Pear, some cheese, sourdough sandwich\nPrice: $4.95\nComments: Excellent flavor combinations. Simple and tasty. I plan to come back again in the future to try all their other amazing sounding items. The Alameda (The Alameda  mushrooms, Golden Gate ham, roasted tomatoes, and emmenthal cheese, sandwiched between two\npieces of savory French toast, topped with two eggs over-easy,\nHollandaise sauce, and a balsamic reduction  ) sounds freaking delicious..till next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C5Pg8cBfWjzeAzOiAyku0g", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I0bnBKTY5ckiNXHgrmcSXw", "text": "It is what it is.  A nice little spot for breakfast with an assortment of standard items, decent coffee and cozy confines.\n\nI would go back!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3TOA8aDpcnIzRLrdFnRH8g", "date": "2011-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-I1U1Z0pMelNsO9EerKNGA", "text": "Great breakfast food and coffee near Berkeley campus. Fast service too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "L5fBkr2bfjpi-L1E2nfpZA", "date": "2012-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ir6MUsttYZP6jzfM6eQ6jQ", "text": "They have an extensive breakfast menu and a decent variety of sandwiches, but I can't stop ordering their burgers because they're juicy and served on a poppy-seed roll that compliments the meal so well. The place is small so it's easy to walk by and not notice it, which would be a big shame because the food is delicioso. The interior is cozy and clean and the customer service is very friendly.  The menu is big on organic/sustainable food and I heard the tofu sandwich is definitely worth trying (covered in curry and deep fried) and sounds very tempting.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZjJD_yTr1veNjrL7Z0zuKQ", "date": "2009-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jrAsfs8oZm3zfI80phggGQ", "text": "3.5 stars. this was definitely a pleasant, accidental find. in search of a new brunch spot, we were walking over to Gather - and never made it there. just a block away we walked past the tiny restaurant front of sunny side cafe, and awesome smells lured me in as i followed my nose. lots of brunch options and delicious wheat germ pancakes. and a breakfast wrap bigger than my head.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mwl0mcEoRxSjp2BF1nEh8Q", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "juEvIaGNi9W1LdrqJVxaTA", "text": "Came here with a couple of my girlfriends for a book club meeting (shout out!)  \n\nService was excellent, I thought the staff was very patient with us considering we sat outside for a really long time, well after most of the patrons had left and they didn't rush us or anything.\n\nThey have a huge menu, my girlfriends and I had such trouble choosing we ended up picking 2 of the specials that week: the Sloppy Joe and the blueberry pluot pancakes with meyer lemon syrup.  A's for both dishes!  The sloppy joe had a perfectly cooked egg on top, (the yolk melted over the sandwich) and it wasn't too oily.  I especially loved the meyer lemon syrup with the pancakes. We all left extremely pleased and very stuffed.  \n\nPrices are reasonable, and portions are pretty generous.  I would definitely come back as there are so many things I still need to try on the menu!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IgTkH1md1VK5aTs-2blxig", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K5HuK8X4fOP0La07heIAdQ", "text": "Cute little hole in the wall. It serves breakfast all day, which is a plus because it's the most important meal of the day, and having it at any point in the day, especially for college students who get up at 12pm to take a nap, is a plus. I had the chicken sweet jalapeno sandwich with a side salad. I have to say that it was small portions, but the cafe mocha was good and tasty. They love giving out the sun dried tomatoes with every dish, doesn't matter what you ordered. You can sit upstairs, which is a plus, because I originally thought it was too tiny to begin with", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K71-X1VB3wT_ZOW1qSXzRQ", "text": "We love this place! We have ordered egg dishes, sandwiches, and salads which have all been great and large portion sizes. We also are a fan of their bloody marys! Staff is very nice and seating outside gives a pretty view of campus.\n\nOnly downside is the seating is limited, so don't come here with a large group. Also, they can run out of certain items on the menu the later in the day you come, but there are so many great choices, you still can't go wrong. This isn't the cheapest place for breakfast/lunch, but it is definitely worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qNDolek3UimrDYDgAYnB3Q", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k7C0slC3xQb5vC6BTN8JjQ", "text": "Went here with my friend for bunch and was completely satisfied. The atmosphere and decor of the place was very relaxing and truly reflected both Berkeley culture and energy. I had gotten the Alameda, which was one of their signature dishes, and I really enjoyed the meal. The meal had balsamic reduction which was perfect and the food was really filling. However, this place fails to get a five star because of the poor service and when I saw my friend's glass of orange juice that was about two dollars, but was roughly the size of a scotch glass, I just wanted to laugh. \n\nOverall, I would recommend coming here since it is a pretty good brunch place in Berkeley and the wait is not too bad. However, if you come here, be ready to pay a lot for a drink and order at the cashier, pray that there isn't a line.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hIOotflsJtDt3He6b7xD7w", "date": "2012-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KESPRee6alxTBXSkzvr6wQ", "text": "Good place for sunday brunch, walked there with my girlfriend midmorning and had no wait. There are a few small tables in the sun outside. I had the alameda special and she had the eggs benedict. Food was great allegedly organic and local which may be why it tasted so damn good and put me in a food coma. Definitely worth checking out the tab was maybe 40$ with drinks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0eZ2ZEcwcSiB5NGfYYIpQQ", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KSBgL7wLQGhZGLc0DX9BvQ", "text": "I'm going to keep this short & sweet: I stumbled across The Sunny Side Cafe while wandering around the UC campus. If I recall the name correctly, I ordered the wildcat eggs Benedict which came with garlic roasted tomatoes, bacon and also a side of potatoes with extra yummy bacon. I also ordered a spicy bloody mary. This truly hit the spot. Their hollandaise sauce is exceptionally good. My friend ordered the Alameda which was also very delicious. If you're in the area and looking for a quick breakfast in a cozy environment, come here and come hungry.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ofclqaz1dkHikVUdOthaDQ", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KyHyaGcY_YKDu-SGUQxLzg", "text": "This place makes a pretty darn good bacon avocado omelet. Their home fries seemed kinda lacking but it was still good! I'd definitely come back. The service was great too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QlFE_TrxdiRuyuZIqCWaUg", "date": "2010-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l8iHJ0sABkqJhxwVrP4Wlg", "text": "\"Not that good\" --Fu", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6ooBvErZevhZergf-imgJQ", "date": "2012-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lmb5eXc2IWbo_5HSKIGIeA", "text": "One thing I have learned about the Sunny Side Cafe (both the Berkeley and Albany Locations) - this is the perfect place to bring your parents for brunch. The food is delicious, it is not a cheap diner, and the ambiance is very homey. \n\nI love the scrambles (the Grand Canyon is my favorite!), but it is the rotating weekend specials menu that really keeps me coming back. Specials always feature an egg dish, a fancy pancake/french toast, and a fun interpretation of eggs benedict (also a fave). \n\nI must admit, I prefer the Albany location over the Berkeley location. Although it is usually a bit packed, the Albany location has servers vs. counter ordering. It's a bit nicer for a brunch outing. Also, seating is very limited, and the upstairs seating does get pretty hot on a warm day. I think I would probably enjoy it more if I were a college student. Good thing it is adjacent from the Cal campus!\n\nThat being said, I would never turn down an invitation to Sunny Side Berkeley!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iIEoJ6yp1bFDUFw2oOYmfw", "date": "2012-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M4gpRnSY1AdnjtU_ujhzwQ", "text": "I'm from Alameda, so when I found out this place has an monster sandwich named after my fair island, I had to go there. However, the sheer size of it put me off- if it were TRULY an Alameda it would be scared of wheat bread (see what I did there?). Anyway, I got the  wildcat benedict, which had bacon instead of ham and also grilled tomatoes. The hollandaise was good, lighter than the normal one I make at home. Overall it was tasty but just needed a bit of a kick- more salt, or citrus, or spice. The home fries were kind of plain, I should have ordered something else in place of the fries. Service was fast, although a bit confusing with the self-seating, then ordering. I liked the available water pitchers and glasses though. A bit pricey but brunch is usually a little bit more expensive than normal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ae1atVuqSF8r5QkchacXVg", "date": "2011-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mEfgf8MzFl6YitoVprh71w", "text": "Food was nice. I got a Bacon avacoda omelette. The price is a little high but you get a decent amount of food. They are a bit forgetful on somethings. My main gripe with the place is the flies. I spent more time swatting than eating.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HJctT_mE9kGJSdaMo5PD5w", "date": "2012-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mhJDe9or6nMAOLWG33rguA", "text": "I was pretty excited to try this place after reading so many positive reviews about it. My friend and I went to the Oxford location on a Saturday around noon time. You order your food at the cashier and then they'll bring it over to you when it's ready. They have specials written on a chalkboard above the cashier, by the way....so be sure to check those out before committing!\n\nI had the buttermilk pancakes since I LOVE pancakes and a lot of people said their pancakes were delicious. Unfortunately, they didn't have any special pancakes that day.....\n\nAnyway, it was alright - not bad, not excellent. The short stack (2) was enough to fill me up (but I wasn't stuffed...)\n\nMy friend had a scramble, but the eggs were a little too watery/oily/runny and was a bit bland. \n\nI must admit, I was a bit disappointed. Maybe I should have gotten their famous item The Alameda.....\n\nI wonder if the Solano location is any better?\n\nOther things: \nFriendly staff. \nStreet (metered) parking. \nAverage prices.\nOutdoor and balcony seating available.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y3OmRrjc1c7wM4s3gLcxbg", "date": "2010-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NLRsMxvQjDUeDUDoaajToA", "text": "Having a nice Sunday morning with my honey n we decide to try something new. We ordered a Benedics and a regular egg breakfast. The Benedics I had is fair, a bit salty , big portion. The organe juice is freshly made, with lots of plums. The egg breakfast is fair. Overall, no big surprise on food but decent decoration n nice environment for breakfast or lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eh2B8fkXB74txShxLU0lgQ", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NMNqJL62P_CDaBmWoJRbJg", "text": "Passing by, this seems like a simple take-out counter, but upon further investigation they have a very cozy upstairs section with a few small tables and some booths down on the ground floor.  The lunch is not as cheap as I would expect from what seems like a hole-in-the wall, but the quality matches.  The burger was good, made so by quality toppings and bun, not so much flavorful meat.  That was my one complaint.  The sesame chicken sandwich was a big hit with my friend.  \n\nWhere they really gained ground was the service and atmosphere.  Being obnoxious Berkeley students, we took up a table with books and papers for the better part of 3 hours.  They were courteous and tolerant and even let us stay 30 minutes past closing time.  The upstairs is quiet with just a hint of music playing (both from the dining area and from the kitchen making impromptu mash-ups of pop rock and salsa music).  It was well lit and without too much foot traffic, which I appreciate when studying, but wished they had more business to keep this place running.  It's a great place to eat and study when you are just sick to death of the library.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "If_EHwN-G2HOkCTIWNhSfQ", "date": "2012-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NnIWC9bKpObto79eurAnCQ", "text": "+ Decent food\n\n+ Good service\n\n- Seating\n\n+ Great location\n\n- Little pricey. \n\nOverall, one of my frequent spots I hit up for breakfast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uqSE9YipS_6ilhcVgpPXWA", "date": "2012-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nQdPCCWZJhM97OdlHMPI7w", "text": "The website said they opened at 7:30, so in we went at 7:45 only to be yelled at \"we're not open, wait outside\". A small crowd had gathered and when they opened the door at 8, we all marched upstairs. After waiting upstairs for 10 minutes with no sign of a waiter, I walked downstairs and the same rude guy barks \"you have to order down here\", thanks for letting us know before we went upstairs! Opening at 8 I guess means organizing and making coffee at 8. We waited  and waited and finally got our food that might have been good if it was hot, but instead was lukewarm. Awful service, awful place, stay away. Perhaps they are better at 9:00 once they have done their setup but I won't be going back!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "EAqH_rWRcrMTaGA_IMMA3Q", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NqWOPZd8-XZspazBa1QvTA", "text": "Interior is very clean, and feels cozy\nfood is good - not spectacular, but you can tell that it is fresh, and it's one of the nicer breakfas/brunch places in Berkeley - and huge lines are to be expected on weekends\nPrice is a bit on the pricey side for students, especially for breakfast, but it is one of the nicer breakfast places within walking distance (it is actually right across the street from campus) of the Cal campus\nThis is definitely a place that I would go if I have parents visiting from out of town - for breakfast/brunch", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0LwN37IQHOPTSpVTmG1eKQ", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NVryEFVr7NIrdWgL98Nyog", "text": "Gotta give them 4 stars purely because they will substitute tofu for ANY egg dish!\n\nI'm a picky brunch eater -- I prefer savory breakfasts over the sweet stuff but I HATE HATE HATE eggs.  Luckily in the Bay Area there's usually one vegan option per menu.  But at Sunny Side I have multiple options! Because they understand that a great breakfast doesn't have to include eggs. \n\nThis place really has something for everyone - from the over-the-top sweet French toast to the protein blast egg (or tofu!) scrambles to the hungry-hungry-hippo style Alameda....thing. What is it? A sandwich? Eggs Benedict?  Who knows?  Just eat it, if you can.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2aUyAi0HLA8g2XVSuOZ5-A", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nz07eTQkTZZVFYfGTfpuQg", "text": "i went with a friend last weekend, and it ended up being amazing! I had been here before and gotten omlets and I really was not impressed by the egg or the filling. However, today we got the blueberry pancakes and they were delicious! their syrup is also very good.  The meal that stole the show was the breakfast burrito.  The tomato toritilla is DELICIOUS. The portion was EASILY large enough for two people to share -- its a giant burrito!\n\nAnyways, if you're going to eat here I highly suggest those two dishes along with their fresh orange juice :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3hDGiQxtftwB61jnAaFAAQ", "date": "2011-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OW-iFnXeT-6QrrzIo4rKDw", "text": "It is w bit expensive, but at least the food is somewhat authentic.. the orange juice was bangin' too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HWlUCPbHAVxWuZy0z5QT-Q", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p7rfC60_q2r9eR7qkbmg9A", "text": "Meh. This place is cute and quaint-but really tiny. I think there are probably less than 10 tables total in the restaurant. We ordered downstairs and sat upstairs. The upstairs and these two flies kept circling around our food/table. I ordered the french toast special. The french toast was okay, but it came with this tart blood orange marmalade.  It just was not a pleseant mix with the maple syrup and toast.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "z8IaPux7KgWWRfchijZ8mg", "date": "2011-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p9lLJ_gbY7Z2F68IFQzb8w", "text": "Unfortunately, I have only eaten their sandwiches to go. I highly recommend the ham, pear and egg sandwich. I have tried all three of the sandwich options but that is my personal favorite! The service is great for what is essentially a take out window. They are always friendly and offer outdoor seating and water while you wait!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FF-He-VLpSnyNCtRk-E58A", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pIAsx89UMqPimIHO4FqafQ", "text": "I came here on a weekend morning for brunch and it was quite satisfying! I ordered the \"Alameda\", a dish of french toast with ham, eggs, vegetables, hollandaise sauce, and a touch of balsamic vinegar around the edge. Everything pretty much melted in my mouth! If you ever decide to come here, try this dish. It was both delicious and filling!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kfx4iNKWfp3nB9krNNA2vg", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pLXRkr8ThW1EWWLQ6mZw_A", "text": "4 stars for food, 3 for service, 2 for price.\n\nI've wanted to try this place forever since I pass by it on my way to campus nearly everyday. Like everyone else says, you are paying for hype... I ended up paying $17 after tax and tip for the Alameda and a small glass of orange juice. \n\nThe Alameda- mushrooms, Hickory smoked ham, roasted tomatoes and emmenthal cheese, sandwiched between French toast, topped with two eggs over-easy, Hollandaise sauce, and a balsamic reduction. Gotta say, it sounded amazing when I ordered it, looked amazing when it came (see picture), and tasted amazing (the balsamic reduction was the perfect complement to the amazingness listed above). And ohmigoodness I don't think I've ever consumed that many calories in one sitting before noon before... I practically had to roll myself down the stairs and out the door. I would highly recommend this item, but to share with another person... unfortunately everyone else in my party had ordered their own item. \n\nTheir orange juice is so expensive! It tasted more like tangerine juice than orange juice, and was really sweet (not unnaturally) and not very tangy (imo... my friend said it was tangy). \n\nOverall I liked the place and would want to come again and try more of their menu, but it's really pricey, especially given its vicinity to campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fePUffifNdyTZT8sIqpzyw", "date": "2012-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qm67CAdXoGZTamYdblqLng", "text": "When you say brunch a lot of people in Berkeley automatically think of La Note. In my opinion this place is underrated, and might be even better than La Note.\n\nIt's typical brunch, but their ingredients are fresh and they do try to give their menu a twist. Beautiful place to sit on the sidewalk and have a plate of pancakes. Their French toast and eggs benedict are good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2012-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qShjP65GzLKrveNBq15tKQ", "text": "I don't think this place deserves over three star ratings OR its price.\n\n1. the food doesn't even look good...\n2. eggs Benedict for 14 bucks? ew...\n3. muffin seriously overbaked, so hard to cut or chew\n4. the sauce...i guess they put too much butter in it...so it's rich in grease, not flavor.\n5. They gave me STEAK knife to cut the muffin! It's not something I'd expect at a place whose price range is around $20. and you can tell how hard the muffins were?\n6. The home fries...I don't even wanna talk about it...\n7. The environment of the restaurant...so NOT cute.\n8. The serving size of the dishes are really NOT big.\n\nI'm never gonna go there again...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZHHAK9z36KiyNS02_FdTDw", "date": "2011-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R5Hurw1DgvxqwCh-04WyOg", "text": "The location is great- a block from Berkeley Bart. The space is small but cozy. I recommend sitting upstairs though (more room). What I love the best is that you can order roasted tomatoes instead of home fries!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t16bQSudo-Ek-l2fCxFtYQ", "date": "2009-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sslAGMQ8yPyr47PcAtMGSg", "text": "I love the original place better for the mere fact the customer service went to shit at this one. \n\nI hated the fact that  the \"hostess\" didn't even really greet or bother to look at us when we were clearly one of the very few in the cafe. My boy friend and I didn't understand whether or not we were supposed to walk in and take our own seats and then be helped with a menu and a beverage... No. The \"hostess\" mumbled something and I just thought we'd sit down because I didn't hear/understand what she muttered to us. After already sitting there for 5 minutes and then finding out she wasn't going to come to the table again we had to get up and go to her and order. \n\nI didn't understand this. I thought it would be like the other cafe on Solano, where you'd be seated and then helped by the waiter. This was no where near clearly stated by any of the employees. \n\nThis weird and almost rude experience ruined the visit.. But the food was amazing as usual. I love the food. I absolute love it. But today's visit was not the best, and disappointing. :(\n\nI'm not going to go to this location any more. I absolutely adore Solano's Sunny Side Cafe.. I'll definitely be visiting this location again and again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AUaHB1IM-jkYzuICCHgvOg", "date": "2010-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t5Bi3g9Eh4lYv55ZJhT1hQ", "text": "I have to rate The Sunny Side Cafe as my favorite place for brunch in Berkeley! The service is great, and the food is exceptional!\n\nI've been here a couple of times now, and I've tried many of their breakfast items. I recommend the Avocado and Emmenthal Scramble and the Pigs in a Blanket.\n\nFor those with a classic taste, their \"2 eggs any style with meat\" is always a pleaser. I love how they have chicken sausages, rather than those wrinkly pork sausages at many diners. Their homefries are really good as well.\n\nTip: Even on the rainiest of days, this place still seems to cheer you up!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "saDYN_zBEoNheolWPh5RcA", "date": "2010-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T9jA64HOa-bsZkzIWQuKsw", "text": "For the mutigrain pancakes .....soooo delicious! Friends ordered  ton of things and they were all good as well. I miss them pancakes", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1ry7HWgYByefMJm_6lw6XA", "date": "2011-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TGDdsASfYMZqQUtq78eiPw", "text": "Atmosphere: Order at the front and seat yourself. It's small, but the art is cute and the upstairs is pretty.\n\nFood: When I go to breakfast places, I enjoy trying the different and out of the ordinary things. I ordered the Alameda, which is basically stuff on top of stuff inside of stuff...covered in stuff. It's basically a monster of mushroom, ham, french toast, eggs, hollandaise, tomatoes, balsamic, and cheese. Don't get me wrong, the first few bites were delicious! I absolutely loved the balsamic flavor. After a short while, however, it became way too heavy and sickening - and the portion is big enough as is. By the end of it, I felt like rolling over and dying. But hey, if you like heavy breakfast food, I dare you to try it! Next time I'm opting for something simple - most definitely. My roommate ordered the 2 stack of blueberry pancakes and he really liked them.\n\nService is good, and the prices are a little above average. I'd come back to try other things", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "th2vACd4l47V3FmDWIeKoA", "text": "I love the Alameda! You can't find it anywhere else!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "piv_NO4t8JywcPMl7Y8Kfw", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uc8UZ3eG_0owswEAgS7ctg", "text": "Great, cheerful staff, and generous, tasty portions of breakfast foods! What's not to like? Got the tofu scramble plate here and it was delicious- it's not La Note but it's a close second for good brunch foods!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UrfsVABrFs_Vu1HGrm37QA", "text": "So delicious! Sunny Side is the perfect brunch spot right by campus. It is small and cozy but the food is truly delicious. Although the brunch is the best, the croque Monsieur sandwich is good as well!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aEMrvJ5efB4lu9e01jHVYQ", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V7aS8ce4c5gdNzPgF7PXeA", "text": "Great breakfast spot. And really good service. I usually order the Alameda or the Pigs in a Blanket. The pancakes are so fluffy and moist and buttery. And i love the roasted tomatoes. the only bad thing is it closes at 3pm so if youre on summer vacation and wake up at 5pm craving some breakfast it wont be open. Other than that, great place. Relaxing environment with a little niche upstairs and also seats by the window. I believe ingredients are also fresh and organic, for the most part.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y18XxM2Z71ThPAsjM1jpMw", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VCbfze6UVSeT3yq262iFvQ", "text": "This place was YUMMY! After a heated match of tennis, my friend and I decided to grab some breakfast on Sunday morning at this local spot. There was small line out of the door, but we able to place our order in only a couple minutes.\n\nI had the avacado, bacon, and cheese omelette with wheat toast. I know it's the classic California trick to put avacado on everything but this was seriously one of the tastiest omelettes I've had in recent memory. The potatoes had a unique flavor and spice to them, and I'm always a sucker for what looks like fresh jam (though I'm fairly certain it was just Smuckers in a little dish). My buddy ordered some fresh-squeezed orange juice which was definitely the real deal. Make sure to get a glass.\n\nI have to subtract one star because of the high prices. Our entire meal was over $25 (for two people) without tip. To me, that is a little pricey in a college town, but being neither from California nor attending Berkley, I cannot say one way or another.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OHd6zS5lHV03IxGD5eK7Fg", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WqxErnf6Eem822FT6xZpjQ", "text": "Love it! We were in Berkeley for my step-daughter's graduation. Graduation day was wonderful, full of activity, emotion, and oh so  long!  As a result, the morning after we were in dire need of a major caffeine fix and sustenance. Thank you, fellow Yelpers for leading us to this little jewel. \n\nFirst, the coffee: I had a latte that definitely satisfied the caffeine need. My husband had their house coffee blend, Peru Organic, which he raved about and is now on a mission to find so we may enjoy at home. \n\nNow, for the food, SO satisfying! Step-daughter and I got the bacon, Cheddar, and tomato fried egg sandwich. The bread is dressed with a tasty jalape\u00f1o aioli that has just a hint of spiciness. Thick and crispy applewood smoked bacon. Thick juicy slices of fresh tomato (I love tomatoes), topped with a fried egg and slice of Cheddar cheese. The sandwich is grilled just long enough to crisp the bread and melt the cheese. My hubby ordered the Mexican scramble. The salsa was not spicy, which would normally be a disappointment for us, but in this case hubby said salsa was flavorful enough it was not an issue. Now, for what surprisingly turned out to be the 'icing on the cake', the black beans served with the scramble. Perfectly cooked so they were tender without being mushy in a thick broth so flavorful, the beans can be a meal on it's own. I don't know how they are seasoned, but I was able to see that they add onions and red bell pepper (roasted?). Delish! Once we had a taste, we had to have more spoonfuls. Serving portions are not huge, but they are certainly larger than one should have, and definitely enough to last the long drive back to L.A. \n\nLocale is small, three tables and about 4 seats at the counter downstairs, 3 (or 4) bistro tables outside and a few additional tables upstairs. We were impressed with their very efficient use of the limited space. Staff is super nice and efficient. We are only sorry we did not discover this gem on earlier trips so we could have enjoyed it  more often. Fortunately for us, we will be back in Berkeley next weekend to move step-daughter home, which means we will be able to enjoy breakfast at the Sunny Side one more time. Looking forward to it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TyzofAICmgBVd2hILn4gIA", "date": "2012-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WvR95ZwtAkX9qoLNzQLg4A", "text": "I had their special on the weekend Asian apple pear french toast. It has a good flavor. However, I would recommend them to put more of the fruit than just a tiny bit in the center line. Food and service are a bit higher than the price. Atmosphere is good and relaxing. Don't seem over crowded.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MloDzDVWEOe3ExQ9uo-w1w", "date": "2011-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wwpr1McXcvQgnnNqnTl6VA", "text": "Service: Friendly but incompetent (no napkins/utensils even when asked for)\n\nFood: Ordered a plain burger, grilled medium. Got plain rare/medium rare burger with extra watery onions. Country fries- half turned into mashed potatoes. Where's the country love in them fries?? \n\n*Note: Only tried the burger, but never going back to try anything else.\n\nAtmosphere: Seating is cramped. They would do well to put cute tables rather than have giant, heavy booths. Its supposed to be a cafe, not a donut shop.\n\nWay too pricey when all factors combined. Owner should take responsibility for his/her service and quality deliver if wants to operate for more than 3 years.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "HSdgmvBt286tUjRj33S2kA", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wyho3BIMwUiwHkkCJpL9fw", "text": "I came here on a Sunday afternoon with my sister, her best friend, and her best friend's son.....  Extra points for the organic menu and the cute decor. This is a definite must for Sunday breakfast/brunch. I had the Tilden Eggs Benedict (Good.... a bit heavy, but that's Hollandaise sauce for you) with the side of home fries. My sister got the chicken salad sandwich and her friend got the Golden Gate Sausage and Spinach scramble. Everything was good. I'd try the pancakes or french toast next time. Yum-o.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jB6gZt_YgnsJ6M1VcWXNFw", "date": "2009-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xCMeatfLp1ei0S_9wH95rg", "text": "It's been a while since I've been genuinely impressed by a breakfast eatery...\n\nCame across this place *completely by accident*... after ditching La Note's unreasonably huge line (my hunger pains convinced me that no breakfast was worth waiting 30 minutes for), we drove around the corner and there it was... a cute little egg logo & awning, perched quaintly above a group of people dining on the curb. Calm. Serene. No line. No huge crowd. Just food.\n\nWe popped in and I was instantly amazed.\n\nThe menu is diverse, the seating is generous, and everything about the place is 'cute' and delightful.\n\n+ house made sausages\n+ BEST home fries i've had in quite some time\n+ strong, bold coffee\n+ excellent and attentive waitressing\n+ pay when you order (up front)\n\nWe walked out and decided that this place would be added to our weekend breakfast rotation...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zFQnGH2aXZkP3gK7OIgcig", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XEc9eVvpv1TP3cI9PaDlXg", "text": "As a brunch lover, I find this place totally wonderful! Sunny Side Cafe has a great assortment of omelets, eggs benedicts, scrambles, pancakes, and other brunch essentials... all for a good price with a nice atmosphere. I can't wait to come eat here again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "W3ulLcawlwMHpgBqWEoP0w", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XFk83FMF225SyCf1fH4-vw", "text": "Some of the best scrambled eggs I've ever had. Perfectly cooked, with the delicious garlic-flavored cream cheese oozing throughout. Yum. I ordered sausage on the side, which I did not enjoy, but only because it was super healthy-tasting, and I really just wanted some processed meat, I realized. But that doesn't take away from the fact that my meal was fresh, prepared quickly, and the atmosphere is absolutely adorable. I felt happier just after sitting in there for 5 minutes. All of that combined justifies the 5 stars. I think I just won't get the sausage, cause I'm sure any of the other options would be amazing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2S7trEqUwlT1Guc6ZiT6bw", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-XkDAfVSHeGeW79UkXx9iA", "text": "We sat down outside on a nice sunny afternoon, watching the people walk by on the sidewalk and counting Priuses (Priui?) as they passed by.  The cafe had a pleasant atmosphere and service was friendly albeit slow.  \n\nI ordered a cheese burger with a garden salad and an orange juice. The orange juice was super tasty, but $2.25 for about 4 oz of juice was a bit steep.  My burger was decent with a light poppy seed roll, some nice greens, tasty slices of tomato, and pickled red onions.  I asked for it medium-rare though and they cooked it medium and they forgot to give me cheese.  It tasted more like an $8 burger than a $10 one.  Overall, I would say it was a nice place that I would go back to, but not good enough for me to give it 4 or 5 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mfw6dQUhcqqTrxP7yBHVJw", "date": "2009-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xPrtGtGkdmI4s9WMe0RDRw", "text": "This is the spot you want to go to for breakfast and brunch. Food here is amazingly good with an friendly atmosphere. Try it out!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w041HK_BpNuIbbhLARLRoQ", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xqeDWhxpSFpdf2GVgpJ8KA", "text": "This little cafe make me happy, like a little girl who's about to get an ice cream sundae happy: eyes wide... quiet as a mouse. Just ask my boyfriend who sits smiling next to me as I watch the cooks create delicious meals. You can go upstairs or eat outside, but I prefer the stools in front of the kitchen. The staff is really nice and the waiters are helpful. I love the fact that you order and pay first, makes things so much easier when you're ready to leave. So far everything I have tried there is delicious (there bacon is amazing, yes thats right..bacon), can't wait to go back to try there french toast...yummy. 5 stars in my eyes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AKLGS5Zr1vmsZuR2Df5TdA", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yEdCqJCkEKjtMKLrYmDM0Q", "text": "Sunny Side Caf\u00e9\nBerkeley, California\n11am Sunday 12th August 2012\nFour Stars\n\nWith a slight line out the door, we waited patiently for a Sunday Morning Brunch.  We asked for a table, ordered at the counter, sat ourselves upstairs, and then the wait staff brought our coffee, water, and food.  I enjoyed the daily special Sunny Side Hash which came with Beef, a couple tomatoes, yellow cauliflower, green beans, not-so browned potatoes, 4 pieces of toast, and unevenly cooked Over-Easy Eggs (one side over easy, one side over hard).  Overall, the combination worked well together.  I also had some of Pete's Alameda which was way better.  This dish stacked Hickory smoked ham, roasted\ntomatoes, mushrooms, and emmenthal cheese between two pieces of French Toast + two over-easy, eggs and then drizzled with Hollandaise sauce and a balsamic reduction.  This Breakfast monstrosity is what you should order!  The service was pretty attentive for how busy it was.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L7VEJP1RrpXRRRWsYIu3tA", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yt3wQhyIGsVTspYetFF1HA", "text": "Kobacha pancakes and lemon French toast.... Out of this world.  Only thing we didn't like was their \"pork\" sausage.  Dry, tasted like ground turkey,  and way too many herbs. But you MUST TRY this place! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5857IGuXSkdSOcpXiPh2Lg", "date": "2012-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YzEf9wqfjzkd0UpQ2A8KGg", "text": "Awesome, a much more satisfying breakfast than the inexplicably overhyped Venus. A cute bit of counter seating affords good views of both the street and the expert action on the griddle as home fries, egg sandwiches, and bacons of various forms undergo preparation. Had a benedict with a decent Hollandaise, a little bit too citrus/acidic for my taste but still way better than the bowl of watery vinegary poached eggs I've been served elsewhere in this city. Food came fast even during Saturday morning brunch. APPROVEDDDD", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7EGo0ZvNvKeimHdsjRHqKw", "date": "2011-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZGGpedpfIQZytPdLFb8Mxg", "text": "Sunny Side Cafe is my FAVORITE brunch place in Berkeley. Really cute little restaurant. Generous portions...the Alameda is orgasmic! The cheddar/bacon/avocado omelet is my fav.\n\nWouldn't recommend going for the brunch tasting menu...they really don't give you all that much food, definitely not enough to serve two. \n\nOther than that, I love Sunny Side Cafe!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZpL5nQXB-4GJji1b9NurvQ", "text": "This place is pretty cute. It's unfortunately kinda small and hidden, so it's easy to overlook. The food was tasty--I had the Alameda. They say no substitutions, but I just hate swiss cheese; I got jack instead. Yum yum! I definitely couldn't finish the whole thing. My friend told me that we were lucky to get a table early in the morning, so apparently it's a popular place. I felt bad for the cashier who was also the waitress--way too many tables to serve! We got our food in an orderly fashion, but the service would run much more smoothly if they had someone to bring the meals out. I know that in theory paying up front and getting your food afterwards is meant to be quicker, but when people start to line up and your cashier is also your waitress, it gets frustrating really easily. \n\n-1/2 star because not only did I not get a refill of coffee, but their sugar packets were all half-used and weren't replaced with new ones. Boo. \n-1/2 star because the tables were super cramped together.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n4usc2DF4pd9fdi2wLDloQ", "date": "2012-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3fempLDCKOdWHby0e7jnvA", "text": "yes.\n\nyes.\n\nand yes.\n\napple cinnamon syrup with buttermilk pancakes.\n\nyes.\n\nthank you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bZ0PaRlRbf-4hYi5mZbqWw", "date": "2009-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FDDlVf_eZEK1lfJbYox1DQ", "text": "Yum! I came back from Sunnyside a few hours ago, and I'm still stuffed! I had the bacon & avocado omelette with sourdough and homefries (comes with the omelette!). It was DELICIOUS. Very generous with the bacon & avocado. It was also a lot of food. Very hearty. I definitely recommend! The homefries were okay, not the best I've had, but good enough. The sourdough came with butter & jam. Pretty standard.\n\nI tried some of the buttermilk pancakes (short stack), and it was good, but not awfully special or anything. Maybe it's just that I don't really like pancakes, but I would try something else if you're there. \n\nPS They also have good taste in music :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yvz4933BkH5Tg2FRD0NnnQ", "date": "2012-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pHoFxXpdsN-Zkz0panx2kw", "text": "SO STUPID.  Our check was $22.73 and I left cash tip.  Few days later I check my credit card and I was charged $22.75.  Are you guys illiterate?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "X343fQIxShA9JchqRuNVSg", "date": "2011-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tPJEksc5P4f8TtYI9rZqXQ", "text": "On my way to the Bart, my friends and I came across The Sunny Side Cafe. It is a cute, French-style place. I was not very familiar with the type of food on the menu, but all over the walls, there were signs about the Alameda, the best breakfast. It looked like a heart attach on a dish, but I do like a good heart attack so I ordered one.\nI swear, the tables around mine literally shifted to gawk at the Alameda getting delivered to our table. I even heard someone say \"tres bien!\" And mind you, that is purely based on it's appearance.\nIt was ah-mazing! It is golden french toast stuffed with ham, mushrooms, roasted tomatoes, topped with eggs and Hollandaise sauce, and the best part is the balsamic sauce on the bottom of the plate. \n\nI am not a fan of breakfast foods, because it is too heavy, but, honestly, every bite made me MmmMmmmMmm. I just cannot explain the savory, perfectly crafted dish, where every ingredient was tasted and complimented one another. The flavors danced in my mouth with every bite! \n\nThe Alameda was ahh-Mmmmazing!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oq-FJq7PKrL9cIaFG-G8Qg", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZggniLZP18MXKqrWbr8LhQ", "text": "Their website says they open at 7:30 am, but they lie.  A few people left because they weren't open that early and the line got too long.\n\nI'm glad I waited for the food here because it was delicious!  Definitely my new favorite breakfast place.  Not comparable to La Note only because La Note is fancy food.  I think I would describe the food here as very Californian.  A lot of fresh veggies mixed with comforting breakfast foods that you would normally expect.\n\nThe cashier/server was really nice.  I love it when I can chat it up with them.  I told her I've been dying to go here because I never wake up early enough to eat breakfast and they close at 3 pm!\n\nI would say, however, that things are a little pricey here, but it's worth it.  Compared to, say, Ann's Kitchen where you get really good value, this food is a lot more elegant and takes more skill to prepare I think.  \n\nI got some kind of sausage scramble with roasted tomatoes and sourdough toast.  Yeah, it was really good.  I ate too fast and made myself feel gross, but it was good.  Also nice: they didn't charge me for soy milk in drip coffee!  Horray", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2010-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D_3WNDLGCoh-rT4eY4fErw", "text": "Favorite Berkeley brunch place! I like the system of ordering and then having them bring it to you - streamlines the process. \n\nI always get the egg scramble (usually with avocado) with sourdough toast and roasted tomatoes. Perfect amount of food for me. The specialities like the Alameda are good but there's just way too much food and it gets pretty heavy after a couple of bites.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7fiRE5gWenxxgCUrlXs72Q", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D7xgYReqKEzZtXD2lWyoXg", "text": "5 stars for service and ambiance, but the grilled vegetable pesto sandwich I ordered was a little too greasy with too little flavor. My friend ordered an Eggs Benedict with ham and perfectly poached eggs - now THAT was good. I'm definitely coming back for pancakes or french toast, and the belly-busting brunch is also calling my name.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wc4KQbyJOWv4U5ZmsekyEA", "date": "2010-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e2ZPEbWbHDDG68H-kgE0Zw", "text": "The place was pretty busy when we got there for a Saturday brunch, but we were able to snag a table upstairs. It's pretty tight quarters, so I hope you like getting cozy with other diners.\n\nFoodwise, we ordered the special alameda and the burger with roasted chiles. Boyf seemed to enjoy the alameda, which is basically every breakfast item mashed together.. which did not thrill me. The burger was decent, and the homefries it came with were perfect. The portions were pretty generous but the prices still seem pretty steep for what it was.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Sg_BvnTHsbc1AABiJjaiPA", "date": "2011-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "egDVCzXUlnaJLqXKBC6aqw", "text": "This place is packed, and designed in such a way as to make it impossible not to create a traffic jam that goes out the door.  Luckily it's in Berkeley where the weather is always an improbable 70 degrees, so no one ever gives a shit.  The kitchen works full bore like the engine room of a submarine, and works just as fluidly.  \n\nThe alameda was like a deconstructed omelet drenched with Hollandaise sauce, which meant that the entire dish tasted like Hollandaise sauce.  Not terribly impressive.  The burger was decent, but nothing to write home about, not even if you had specifically been asked to write about Sunny Side Cafe's burgers.  \n\nI've also watched the steady inflation of breakfast prices with growing dismay.   Breakfast should cost 7 bucks and come with coffee, not 10 and coffee is extra.  Cost too much for what we got.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "j9Wf7fnD8z7gACsFgQGdLA", "date": "2012-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HuZj01k864w5gY-n9j2kMw", "text": "I went for breakfast with a friend a few weeks ago, had always wanted to try it.  What a disappointment!  We were seated upstairs, and I noticed that there were stacks of cooked bacon in the kitchen, and that the cook was making fresh bacon, which smelled great.  When I tasted my bacon, it was obvious that they didn't give us the fresh slices. The bacon was hard,  dry, and   tasted  like it was reheated rather than fresh bacon that was  cooked a bit too long.  There is a big distinction in taste.  The waitress disappeared after serving us, and never once came by to ask how the food was. She appeared when the meal was over to bring the check. The eggs were ok, but the breakfast basically sucked.\n\nDon't waste your money - better to go to McDonalds, Homemade Cafe, or even La Note for better food than this rip-off joint.  There didn't seem to be a manager on the premises, the employees were just hanging out, talking with each other.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "uYZ7uToHaPznNbwaMI3ZMg", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hv1sMyUnxLXxR_WOqNTkMQ", "text": "Went here for Sunday brunch. We got here JUST before the brunch hour so there was no line and we were seated very quickly. I ordered french toast with two eggs sunny side up. My friend got her food WAY before I did. I thought maybe it was because she ordered something different (an omlet) so we waited patiently for my food to arrive. And we waited. And we waited. And then finally the table next to ours got all of their food (even though they came in much later than us) so I finally asked when I would be getting my french toast. The waiter said he would check on it. I'm pretty sure they forgot about my order. \n\nThey rushed me my french toast and said the eggs would be coming right up. The french toast was soggy. The eggs, when they finally arrived, were most definitely not sunny side up. I think they tried to make it quickly seeing as how they forgot about my food. The edges were super crispy and one of the yolk's was completely cook through. \n\nI was so disappointed with this place I don't even have the energy to make this review cool and/or funny.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1iJeP-gKM2Q-NHIBDT5zIA", "date": "2012-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IPEPXxguxBdYKhrTLbDyJw", "text": "Their breakfast food is AMAZING!! Having brunch here really brightens your day :)\n\nI'm not much of a brunch food person, but decided to come here after hearing all the good stuff about this place. Ordered the famous \"Alameda\", which consists of french toast  with ham, tomatoes, mushrooms, hollandaise sauce topped with an egg. it was absolutely amazing!! the french toast was perfectly toasted and buttered. eggs were cooked perfectly so that as i cut down into the sandwich, some yolk seeps into the sandwich. the ham was slightly crispy to give the sandwich an extra texture. and the mushroom and tomatoes just blends in with everything else. \n\ndefinitely recommend trying their signature dish!! the service was also incredibly amazing! \n\nrecommend coming here on the weekend when the weather is nice and the sun smiles at you~", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "prAPuaGGlMjK6GFPtj8cMA", "text": "We ordered poached eggs.  They were DRY.  Yeah, totally dry and NOT even runny.  That's a total breakfast SIN!  I didn't feel like being a bi-atch and asking for new eggs, though I should have.  Coffee was also lukewarm, water down, and NOT strong (HELLO, we're in BERKELEY, there is no excuse for this).  I asked for a second cup, and the same thing.  Yuck.  I know this joint is new, though, so I'd maybe come back if these things get rectified.   On the upside (because I try to make sure to note every upside): it's clean, pleasant, and the servings are huge.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ELnrKCNezEFhbvH7vnqrug", "date": "2009-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "swXOuV_fWIWN54LlHZTPnA", "text": "I came here for lunch and it was extremely crowded. There were only two waitresses and despite they were busy taking orders and serving people, and helped us put some chairs and tables together that were scattered outside and made a table for 4! They were very willing to get our tables and food ready! The food is amazing for such a small kitchen. I got pigs in a blanket and it was soooo good!!!! The orange juice is FRESHLY squeezed and the cafe ole come in a pint sized glass! Very worth going to!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9fnF_dVPxXG2jxJtbXRGlw", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u768fk3cs2s6lUDmuWQOGw", "text": "I was completely under whelmed with this place. I had a blueberry pancake short stack with applewood bacon. The pancakes were just ok -- nothing to write home about. They actually could have been better.  More tender and less leathery.  T o their credit the applewood bacon was tasty. If in Berkeley, do yourself a favor and have brunch or breakfast at La Note. The lemon gingerbread pancakes with poached pears are absolutely divine. Enjoy the friendlier atmosphere, vibe and wonderfully delicious food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ALM_QGsMHblb4DaObn8tIQ", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vMgn-h-NvTsRDJszCZ030Q", "text": "Good breakfast. Casual, yet pricey. \n\nI had tried the Solano St. location before, and had a pretty good experience. This location is smaller and doesn't feature full wait service, but the location is really convenient. You order and pay for your food at a counter when you come in. It is then brought to your table.\n\nI ordered \"The Alameda\".  It consists of mushrooms, ham, and swiss cheese sandwiched between two places of french toast. The whole thing is then topped with a sunny-side up egg and hollandaise sauce. \n\nThe whole thing is pretty massive, mostly because it has about an inch-thick layer of ham piled on the inside. \n\nThe dish was satisfying and filling, but it had its shortcomings. There was so much ham relative to everything else that the saltiness of the ham pretty much overwhelmed all the other flavors. I could barely taste the french toast, egg, and hollandaise. Being a huge fan of  those three items I wish they had a bit more presence in the dish. They also used canned mushrooms, which seems somewhat unacceptable when there is so much great produce around. ( they also pride themselves on their ingredients on the menu, so I found it surprising)  The Alameda costs about $12.\n \nMy friend ordered scramble n ham.  (scrambled eggs with ham and green onion served with toast and jam) It cost $10.\n\nOverall, the experience was satisfying, but it did seem somewhat expensive. \n\nIf you are looking for a quick, satisfying brunch experience  close to downtown Berkeley, I recommend you give it a try!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XKIe1jIvXIL-isx_HDcTKg", "text": "Typical American brunch menu, although they do use organic, local ingredients and niman ranch beef.\n\nA nice casual restaurant for brunch. Personally, I only find their \"The Alameda\" worthwhile. It's their most famous dish, so I recommend giving it a try when you come.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-y-xPA0u8-9iofMKd3wL4g", "text": "Came here for brunch yesterday. Overpriced, oversalted food. \n\nPrice: My omelette was ~$10. A tiny cup of freshly squeezed orange juice was $4(?). I will concede that the portions were enormous, but the food was not good. Which brings me to my next point.\n\nFood: I got the mushroom-and-tomato omelette with organic whole wheat toast and a side of home fries. The home fries were bland, while the omelette was too greasy and salty. The toast was also mediocre - nothing special. The only thing I enjoyed was the orange juice - freshly squeezed!\n\nService: Average. The employee was nice enough but nothing out of the ordinary.\n\nFood wasn't good enough to merit the price, so I won't be back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "28FZnuUJi7G9MPdwMCNyVA", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0PutlhDpTPoi-HdOvkQKYQ", "text": "Massive portions of breakfast/diner-style food. Nuff said.\n\nI come here every so often for a casual lunch/brunch. But it's often overwhelming even for my big appetite.\n\nOrder up front and have a seat upstairs or downstairs, where ever you please. \n\nThis time around, I ordered a sausage and broccoli Alameda \"special\" and my friend ordered a Mexican scramble. That with a glass of orange juice and Arnold Palmer came out to ~$32 before tip.\n\nExperience: 3 (It works)\nService is pretty simple and straight forward as you order from the front counter, take a number, and then have a seat. Fast-food style, if you will, though the food is far from being fast food. Parking is also a little challenging in this particular area, but not impossible.\n\nValue: 4 (You get what you pay for and it's worth it)\nThe prices may seem high, until you see how massive the portions are. Normal-sized appetites could easily split an entree into two full meals. Bigger appetites will find themselves...quite full.\n\nFood: 4 (That was good...)\nQuantities of quality ingredients. They're organic, farm fresh, humanely raised everything. And while I personally can't taste that much of a difference...I can certainly appreciate it.\n\nOverall: 3.66 (Rounded to 4)\nFor an abundance of quality breakfast food, look no further. Sunny Side Cafe has your meal ready.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LGra1wGlt8y9xnEaDu_h_w", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Fx2pw3Wy10CWuF8dhBH3qQ", "text": "Came here with wife after reading good reviews.  I always try the eggs beny when visiting a new brunch place for the first time.  It's the ONLY way to grade a restaurant.  So here goes:\n\nHollandaise lacked tartness, but has good consistency.\nHam was too salty, but they give you stacks of it.  \nEnglish muffin was nice and vaguely sweet.\nEggs were poached perfectly.\n\nSide of potatoes nice... and the cream they served with the coffee was surprisingly ice cold.  I rarely get ice cold cream with my coffee.... and it added wonders to the mug.  \n\nMy wife's scramble (avocado and cheese) was good.... better than the beny.  \n\nI would come back, but probably won't have the eggs beny again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yF22nN7Sh9WIcbyR-MRd2w", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xFKf98PFTHIbPkKSBZ9eYQ", "text": "as a vegan, I usually get SCREWED when going out to brunch (bowl of $6 oatmeal, anyone), but I can find quite a few items here.  \n\nlove that they will sub tofu for eggs in any of the omelets & scrambles free of charge!  they also have veggie sausage.  the b-fast burrito is super yummy.  they offer gilled tomatoes & black beans as sides, which is a nice change from just potatoes & toast.  the fruit cup is a little $$$, but yummy.\n\nwish they had some kind of vegan pancake, waffle or pastry, though..\n\ncoffee is only so-so... I think their espresso is bitter.\n\nbeware: the wait can be long & there is very little space inside on a cold morning...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yfpMOZOSUK9lQ9_6m0J9iw", "date": "2010-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eCQ7K8DkDrEDfAHo5IzmPw", "text": "Big Portions = Worth it. I'm so glad I tried this place. I got the House-made Golden Gate Sausage and Spinach Scramble with\nsaut\u00e9ed  red onions. I got mine well-cooked as I didn't feel like runny eggs that day (i know, i know :-p) and I was very pleased. Everything was just right - potatoes were nice and crispy, but not burnt at all (just nicely browned :D). The place is a little small but it's alright; not many people are awake 9am on a Saturday.\n\nFriend got the popular Alameda and loved it. Portion sizes were again huge for that as well as the breakfast burrito. If you can't eat much, like me, be sure to bring a friend and share :).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2010-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EjWeUWe8aXAjkx7nYFwt8A", "text": "If you're looking for a solid breakfast experience that won't break the bank, then this is the place. It's small and quaint, and everything one expects from a corner cafe in Berkeley. \n\nEverything I tried (scrambled eggs, french toast, potatoes, eggs benedict, strawberry mimosa) was good but nothing was extraordinary. The portions were a bit smaller than I expect at this type of establishment, but still enough for me. The service was great, though there was a short (ten minutes or so) wait to be seated.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vp00DzoNOKYDxGa2BSE35g", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bEekquwMTpauTMnADNc6NQ", "text": "This may become one of my favorite places to eat in town because, \n1. Close to campus\n2. Pretty fast service!\n3. The people working there were SUPER nice!\n4. The decour of the place is pretty cute!\n5. For a sucker like me who loves breakfast foods at any hour (yes, I am guilty of having eggs and pancakes for dinner, several times now), this place is great! (although, they're only open 'til 3pm... but, hey! breakfast for lunch is still great, too!)\n\nCame here today, as an informal Easter get-together with my friends, and speaking for all of us, I must say that this place was great! The price ranges were about $8-15 or so, and they certainly had an array of breakfast options - leaving people like me very troubled with the important task of actually deciding what to order!\n\nIn the end, we had: the special- Mushrooms and Spinach scramble, Pigs in a Blanket, Grand Canyon Scramble, and sauteed mushroom & garlic tomatoes omellete! All of which, were soooo good! The \"homefries\" there were definitely great, with rosemary infused with the roasted and panfried potato-ey goodness! \n\nI'll definitely have to go back - not only to try the things on their regular menu, but to also see what their daily specials are! (Today, they had such great sounding things like Strawberry Mocha pancakes, Tiramisu French Toast....   all I can say is... DROOL.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J2k0yBlFoo-IUlmnz4hFvg", "date": "2010-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gT-_nxnsWZ613g9-ZkyJqg", "text": "I ordered the Alameda and I enjoyed it. I hear mixed opinions about the Alameda because of the balsamic sauce that they generous put in the dish, but I wasn't bothered by it. Large portions, very flavorful. My friend ordered pigs in a blanket here (sausage wrapped with pancakes) and it definitely reminded my of chicken and waffles. Again, portion sizes were large. \n\nBreakfast here is a bit more expensive than at other places like Ann's Kitchen on Telegraph, but this is a cute place to go to, particularly early weekend mornings when the place isn't too packed. I don't know if I would come here if I were on a student budget, but for those working, this place is definitely worth trying out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OXgwp5UUpIl0cs3jnNDq4w", "text": "This place was so good, my parents and i had to come back the next morning for a repeat.\n\nI really enjoyed the garlic tomato benedict..!\n\nServicepeople here obviously have to deal with a large volume of customers, and are good at it.  The cooks are working doubletime, and your food comes out very promptly.  No dishes were forgotten, and we got our coffee almost as soon as we sat down.  What nice people, too!\n\nThe bathroom could have been cleaner, but this is probably just me being a ridiculous stickler.  I could very clearly see they have a lot of folks coming through there on a weekend morning!!  I work in a cafe myself, and sometimes it's just not possible to get out from behind the counter..\n\nGreat homefries, perfectly done eggs, not too salty.   This may become a new haunt.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SwASFbsJNzazOAdvFaHBbQ", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uaKvDzNMCITHPGoMZZaN0w", "text": "I've been here three times - two of which... let's just say that my judgments were a bit off considering that I was still recovering from a state of inebriety. Today wasn't one of those (un)fortunately. Haha. \n\nI ordered an Alameda sandwich. It's a french toast sandwich with mushrooms, ham, roasted tomatoes, and emmenthal cheese, topped with two eggs over-easy, Hollandaise sauce, and a balsamic reduction. It was food porn at its finest! The sandwich called out to me and seduced me. I was so enticed by it that I devoured this heart attack ravenously, resulting to a palatal orgasm. After I was done, I was gasping for air, breathing heavily. \"I'll ravage you again next time,\" said I to what was left of it. Satisfied, I left with a smirk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IeCUdU9TB7t_NvvMU6DQbQ", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8roF6fTuo7q9nHHNeuiBHw", "text": "When a friend of mine took me to Sunny Side Caf\u00e9 for breakfast/brunch, I wasn't expecting much. He told me to order scrambled eggs with bacon, and I thought that it was just going to be one of those undeniably gross breakfast meals with soggy scrambled eggs and extremely greasy bacon. BUT I WAS WRONG.\n\nI ordered two eggs (scrambled), with a side of meat (apple wood smoked bacon). All egg dishes (except Mexican & Grand Canyon Scrambles) are served with toast, and your choice of home fries, garlic-roasted tomatoes, or vegetarian black beans. The times that I've been there I've chosen sourdough toast and home fries (sometimes the garlic-roasted tomatoes), and it all cost me $10.30, which isn't too bad since the quality of the food is soooo good.\n\nAll in all, I love the food there. The service is great, and the staff is really friendly! The portions are also generous, which you don't see too often at a breakfast/lunch place, so that's definitely a plus.\nIf there was anything I would pick on, it would be that the bacon was a little dry, but then again, that's just me.\nNevertheless, you will definitely find me at Sunny Side again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KxPitqwopikyxWkBl11eJA", "date": "2011-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C7wur6yiTE7WcJ9fRn-18w", "text": "Picture this: mushrooms, Hickory smoked ham, roasted tomatoes and emmenthal cheese, sandwiched between two pieces of savory French toast. Topped with two eggs over-easy, Hollandaise sauce, and a balsamic reduction. I can go on about how satisfying and decadent this meal is, but you should just go and experience it for yourself.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZSretWXlve11q9hP6SrScQ", "date": "2011-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cvlU8LockyXOqT996Zx3vg", "text": "I'm sold on this place! LOVE it!\n\nFood: \n-Avocado and Swiss Scramble: It was almost like an omelet but just messier. It was very tasty! Some places make it very oily, but this place didn't have that problem! It came with Toast and another side of either home fries, grilled tomatoes, or something else, but I picked grilled tomatoes and it was DELICIOUS! They seasoned it just right! YUMMY!\n\n-Orange French Toast: Very interesting flavor of french toast! I really liked it! Not too oily, overly sweet or dry! I really liked it! \n\nService: Cashier lady was really nice but there is basically no service. But the people that worked there were really nice!\n\nAmbiance: LOVE it! It's cute and cozy! It's very small but they totally work it! There are a couple of booths downstairs that you can sit at and look out the window at people walking by on the sidewalk OR you can go upstairs to this private dining area. It's very quiet and nice! I went with a friend in the morning and no one was there so it was like we had the whole restaurant to ourselves! Everything was very clean and new! I had a great experience! \n\nPrice: ~$10 an entree, maybe a little less. It's kinda a bit on the pricey side for a breakfast entree but it's very representative of the portions and quality they give you! \n\nOverall: I would definitely come again! LOVED the food, Service, Ambiance, EVERYTHING!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2010-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DeCGZyFsbhCSEFAmgAqYZQ", "text": "3.5 stars.\n\nThis place does not compare to La Note, but its still pretty good. The service is great, location is prime, decor cute, and the food surely comes in filling portions. You order at the register located just inside of the entrance, get a number, seat yourself, and they bring you your food. Despite how small this place looks, there were plenty of available seats -- outside seating, bar-like seating facing the kitchen, and a whole 2nd floor. \n\nWe came at about 1pm; 2 of the 7 specials were already sold out. We opted for 'The Alameda: mushrooms, Golden Gate ham, roasted tomatoes, and emmenthal cheese, sandwiched between two pieces of savory French toast, topped with two eggs over-easy, Hollandaise sauce, and a balsamic reduction' and the 'Golden Gate Sausage and Spinach Scramble'. The Alameda is extremely HEARTY; if you can handle a big and hearty breakfast, than I'd recommend it.. especially with its nice addition of a balsamic reduction. The scramble was meh with huge chunks of salty sausage patties.. \n\nThe price is on the verge of being high for food that is pretty much average.. nothing spectacular like you'd expect from an establishment like LaNote. Next time I'll opt for their french toast/pancakes and see how that compares.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RugiruRsLxooWa5aE5Z5lg", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fKaw-JvJKJoR1zH0P4JMRw", "text": "I love Sunny Side.  In fact, I'd venture to say that it is my favorite brunch in the Bay Area.  Yes.  That is correct.  I usually go to the Albany location, but this week I decided to give the new Berkeley location a try.\n\nMy favorite dish of all time is the Pigs in a Blanket.  It is a delicious pancake wrapped around a sausage (in my case a vegan sausage).  If there is a special pancake that week, you can ask the to use it instead of a plain pancake.  Amazing.  \n\nAside from that, the weekly specials are amazing.  This week it was the winter veggie hash.  And there were also lemon and brown sugar pancakes. Wow.  Just wow.  And don't forget to get a special mimosa!\n\nIf you are vegan, you can substitute tofu for eggs in any dish.  How awesome is that?!  If you want to go that route, I recommend the Mexican scramble.  Mmmmmm.  It comes with delicious black beans.\n\nThis location isn't very big, but we didn't have too much of a wait getting a table on a Sunday.  I'm so glad they opened this location so that the students will come here instead of invading the Albany location.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yaI1NWGGnAAKGKGdyox_8A", "date": "2010-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J7WrBvRG1zFCsnB9p1xvbg", "text": "Went for the first time about a week ago. I'd had an operation I had needed to fast for so I was hungry. The time being 2 o'clock, our favorite brunch spots were closed. Then we passed this gem. Open until 3, they serve breakfast all day - and I don't mean any ordinary breakfast. Amazing, unique stuff. If you want a gourmet brunch experience this is the place to go. The prices are also extremely reasonable and the staff are super friendly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LLgSUEiB0QGwqEJ0oe2keQ", "date": "2010-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Meg2kG-So-wIePwRjjKrOw", "text": "I was eagerly anticipating the opening of the new Sunny Side, mainly because I'm a fan of the Solano restaurant, but also because it is an incredibly short walk from both my apartment and my office. That said, I'm stoked to have a Sunny Side Cafe in Berkeley, but I think they have to work out a few bugs before they're up to the same level as the original. I've been something like half a dozen times since they opened, and the food is great, but ordering at the counter before taking a seat is really odd. Especially considering that the counter is about six feet from the door. If you're with a group, it's pretty easy to block the entry and it just makes the whole ordering process awkward. Everyone's really nice, though, and again, the food is excellent, but yeah, they need to get a couple servers in there and take orders...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UFJXNe7TykBo6tALKNNSPQ", "date": "2009-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oHZDDwQbfCh-sA6YXLpVpA", "text": "I've come here several times now...and I must say it's quite delicious. I've only tried 2 dishes...my fav being the Bacon/Avocado/Cheese omelet...soooo scrumptious. The bacon is still crispy in the omelet and the avocado is ripe and yummy, with just the perfect amount of cheese. Their homefries are crispy and need just a tad more salt and pepper than what they season it with. Coffee is pretty good and they do come around to refill which is nice. Coffee and omelet cost just under $13, but you def get a full meal. This place would be a five-star if it was full on table service rather than this order at the counter then take a number thing they have going on, considering that the price is a bit on the high side for breakfast (in my opinion). I've also tried the Sausage/Spinach scramble...not a fan of cooked spinach, so that was my fault but the fresh eggs and sausage saved that dish. \n\nAll in all it's a great place, however this won't become a frequent haunt, just when I'm in the mood for a really fresh and full breakfast, since it is a bit pricey for a college student. If you want something cheap and easy, try Ann's Soup Kitchen on Dwight and Tele...but if you don't want to feel quite so icky after breakfast (the cheap places tend to be the greasy ones), this is the place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2boIOqbkSdIGLIJcMjWoqw", "date": "2010-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qqqe1iRnIalNx9UKrTZYGg", "text": "As I write this I am bursting at the seams with fullness.\n\nIt didn't take me long to decide that I wanted some eggs benedict since I had been craving some for awhile now. I ended up going with their Solano Benedict. It wasn't the best benedict I've ever eaten but it did the job of filling me up. The place is a little pricey for what you get but meh. Whatever. Their coffee is pretty good though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pn0uS2Q7rzjKQMCBsIO83A", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-WOk3sYWQ6xJa4dBvegN6Q", "text": "NOM.\n\nThe breakfast grilled cheese sandwiches are delicious, not too heavy, and pretty quick (and $4.95).  My new Friday tradition is a morning ham, cheese, pear and cheese sandwich to see my through to the weekend.\n\nIt's a bummer they don't have wifi, but I understand - the place is tiny.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TA2JO051LWN2DlRd8XuQeA", "date": "2011-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4qRJAOf761iPPiICERUSOA", "text": "Ahh, what a cute little brunch place! I don't know how they do it, but their omelettes are amazing- the perfect mix of savory and buttery. Mmm! I ordered a ham & mushroom omelette, which was delicious and super filling- by the time I finally finished, I was completely stuffed! Given the price, the portions are completely suitable. Not sure if I'd be able to come here everyday, but I'd definitely love to drop by again next semester- so good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2011-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9_kUiK-_VaVQH1Z5y1pBbg", "text": "I don't really get the hype about this place - maybe it's because I didn't order their Alameda special, but really, this place is nothing special.\n\nI ordered something very simple: 2 scrambled eggs, which comes with your choice of toast (wheat for me), and house potatoes.\n\nThe eggs were normal, but the toast and potatoes were NOT good. The toast was as hard as a rock -- barely warm at all, and just way too hard to chew on. The potatoes were very mushy, barely burnt or cooked at all. I had to overdose my meal with Tabasco and Ketchup in order to eat half of my meal. \n\nFor something worth $7.88, I expected a lot better. Disappointing, I really had faith in this one :/", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yjG7OzHvhS6xl3D5HldaUw", "date": "2011-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GBXpPpO5rpbk41An_wgo-w", "text": "THE best breakfast by far in the bay area.  yeah, i said it.  awesomely nice staff, fair prices, locally grown ingredients, and the chef is a genius with the specials menu that changes almost every day (and often has seasonal dishes too).\n\nall i gotta say is go and order the ALAMEDA... the best breakfast you will ever have.  if you're not in the mood to eat something bigger than you are, then all of the benedicts are solid too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "muWo0gd3xEZHpq7Xty1-Dw", "date": "2011-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "haDUJiZwxFNaXr8CL7dRpA", "text": "When I first came here and saw the menu, I was like 'WTH. overpriced.' But there's a reason why the food here costs as much as La Note despite lacking in 'ambiance'. The portions are HUGE. Get the Alameda and something else (The Sweet Jalapeno Chicken Sandwich is decent.) with a friend and share. That breakfast specialty hasn't won awards and has been numerously recognized for no reason.  The Alameda has mushrooms, hickory smoked ham, roasted tomatoes and emmenthal cheese, sandwiched between two pieces of savory french toast.  Then it's topped with two eggs over-easy, hollandaise sauce, and a balsamic reduction. WOWWWZZ. (Note: You should ask for the hollandaise and balsamic on the side. The flavors can get kind of overwhelming.) So when you're dying to be 150% full, come here for breakfast/brunch!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2WS3ZI9UEb7Vi_EHWWVPMQ", "date": "2011-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KgQFADLp81S-_Ea5H7JdLQ", "text": "Clean. Delicious food and friendly staff. Nice fresh ingredients.\nClose to campus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M0Fv82FY38P09-enrYe8_w", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LWD9Bj91AH-PZwctpjkeZQ", "text": "This is the place to go for a weekend brunch and you don't want to wait at La Note for 45 minutes. \n\nI've been here twice even though I used to be in walking distance from this place. I feel like the places on Oxford next to Starbucks don't get as much attention as they should have. This place is small, has about 4 booths and bar seats, upstairs seating as well as outdoor seating. If you're a claustrophobe, you might feel a bit cramped in your seats. \n\nI've tried their Alameda and their Chickens-in-a-Blanket. Let's talk about their Alameda. If you have a hard time deciding on what kind of breakfast food to get, you can just choose this one. I've never seen this much breakfast meat, sides, carbs slapped into one dish. It is pretty much like a heart attack breakfast, with the heavy ingredients and large portions. I shared it with another and still feel full. There's definitely a lot of flavors, you have the eggs, the cheese, the french toasts, the meat, and it's also served in balsamic vinaigrette. What? Is? This? Yeah, that's The Alameda. It's definitely worth trying. Each bite is blasting with layers and layers of flavors. But I wouldn't recommend this as part of your daily breakfast, for the sake of your health.\n\nNow onward to the Chickens-in-a-blanket. I wanted Pigs in a blanket, but felt like I should \"try\" to be healthy. I tried the chicken sausage option instead. It's two tiny sausages wrapped in some giant fluffy pancakes, served with eggs on the side. This is definitely a simple breakfast dish, not as flavorful as The Alameda, but you can enjoy that soft fluffy pancake. It's so fluffy!! I'm gonna die!!  \n\nThe prices are a bit on the expensive side, but then the portions are huge. Technically, you might be paying for La Note's prices, but you can definitely get more. The two are of different styles of breakfasts, but if you're getting brunch in Berkeley, might as well be a hipster and give this place a try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2012-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "m_mK1Kk_L14Jo-bphxPsCw", "text": "I do not know why I never noticed Sunny Side Cafe on a street I've frequented for a while.\n\nMy very reliable friend suggested it because she had been meaning to check it out.\n\nWe were greeted quickly, casually like part restaurant part cafe.  We had ample time to check the menu and get a coffee warm up before I chased someone down to order. For sure I would do that somewhere else for some reason far different to have been made to wait at least ten to fifteen (or more) minutes to order.\n\nThe speed of the delivery of the food was inversely proportional to the time it took to take our order.  For this I almost forgot how long pahse one had take.  Speedy delivery to the table included, Sunny Side Cafe easily met and even exceeded my expectations.  A thoughtful menu with a many cool veggie and even vegan options - everything sub'ed for tofu - solid.\n\nA bit quirky and a bit plain, Sunny Side Cafe was busy on a sunny Sunday on Solano Avenue, and rightfully so.\n\n[End]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eaCKWdj-JNtJO59pvJyvnA", "date": "2010-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QqK5Bo9SX0Q2Jx8S2TA2Xg", "text": "It had been such a long time since my last visit that I had to get the Alameda--which had made a HUGE impression on me--again! \n\nThe Alameda is a French toast sandwich of mushrooms, smoked ham, roasted tomatoes, and Emmenthal cheese... topped with two over-easy eggs, Hollandaise sauce, and a balsamic reduction. It was just as satisfying as I remembered, but this time I found the balsamic taste to be too acidic. Perhaps it was because I was sharing the Alameda and a pancake with my fellow companion last time.\n\nI also had a cup (+ free refills) of organic coffee to cut into the acidity of the balsamic reduction. \n\nThe cafe is a cozy place to enjoy brunch with a dear friend. Be wary of potentially long lines during the fall/spring semesters at Berkeley; I tried coming here near the end of a semester and witnessed an enormous line of hungry folks (possibly the family and friends of graduating students).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jb3JKDtZSxMDSJXC_6fU4Q", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "T7TR5TzKD9Bt25r1C9czUA", "text": "Boo; tempted to go over to my Albany review (http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-sunny-side-cafe-albany?q=jun) and lower their stars too. \n\nI don't know if my palette has changed, but honestly, the Alameda, that I once loved so dearly was not good at all.\n\nIt was oversalted, the flavors were strange, it didn't meld.. and yeah, it was just no fun.  It was nothing like what I was looking forward to..\n\nThe atmosphere is nice and the service abruptly switches between brusque and kind.  I don't get it.\n\nMy friend S got the Grand Canyon scramble thing, and the beans that came with it were pretty salty.. and yes, I understand that it's \"soft cooked\" but honestly, it was kinda mealy and bleh for me.\n\nAlso, overpriced imo.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Z_WAxc4RUpKp3y12BH1bEg", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "u7hEzsP7Rt_Up8VyaaExPg", "text": "This is coming at you as the last thing I will write for Yelp before I take the California Bar Exam.  Well.  Maybe.  I might be able to squeeze in a few more reviews before Tuesday morning,  since, I'm suppose to be on hiatus from studying.  And study I did.  If you ever want to know what it's like to push a block of flesh through a wood chipper, just look at my brain.  And my face.  It's not pretty.  The stress?  The fear?  The loathing and self-hatred?  All of it shows on the outside.  And yeah, fear has a distinctive smell that I'm going to be trying to wash out of my hair for the rest of my life.\n\nI came here on Sunday morning with the BF.  THE Sunday before the bar.  The final day of studying, 2 days before the exam starts, the edge of glory.  He's been very patient and understanding with my bar-induced tantrums, hissy fits, random crying, sudden freak outs and 0-to-100 hysteria.  Yes.  I said \"HYSTERIA.\"  As in Mr. Freud's favorite topic.  \n\nOne look at the menu: pigs in a blanket.  Yes.  Pork product, carbs, the name describes it all.  It's comfort in a tube-shaped.  And it came with eggs.  Not too fond of eggs, have I told you?  I want to tell you what I like, because it's all going to end soon for me.  And I feel like we're familiar enough, in a long term relationship, that we should know what the other likes.  The eggs made the meal \"value priced.\"  Because otherwise, would you spend $11 on 2 halves of a sausage wrapped in delicious, perfect, fluffy buttermilk pancakes with just a hint of sweetness, billowing texture and browned like a sand baby?  \n\nThe BF liked his Wildcat Benedict which is an Eggs Blackstone with a East Bay hippy twist.  Roasted tomato and bacon with a poached egg, home fries.  Sauce on the side.  He snarffed it down so quickly, I didn't even get a bite.  Then he ate all of my fluffy pancake that I meticulously and ridiculously pulled off my pig (I'm watching my caloric intake, and acting weird while doing it because I have no common sense anymore).  I thought the home fries were ok.  But it hurts to eat since I grind my teeth in my sleep.  Gnash them, like a howling mother bear.  And I've chewed up the insides of my cheeks.  Jaw clenching, teeth gnashing, shredded soft tissue.  I'm a flipping mess!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vn8nPLA7J_GkHEiW5vEmbA", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_VrS-0cddaHkbStbStW3GA", "text": "This place is very delicious and filling. I don't even think I ended up finishing all of my food. Their servings are pretty huge. I had the avocado cheese scramble and it was good. The place also came with your choice of bread, and awesome potatoes. The staff there were really nice as well. The meals are quite pricey though so I will definitely come back here again when I can afford it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "B_KKsWfw1SPayDxTnjqZBg", "text": "I've been meaning to check out The Sunny Side Cafe ever since they opened their new Berkeley location.  I've heard rave reviews for the Solano location so I figured this location would be just as awesome!\n\nI think the reason why I'm writing a three star review is because of mis-ordering on my part.  They're pretty much known for their specials like the Alameda but I didn't want to order something that would instantly put me into a food coma when I got back to the office.  There was a strawberry pancake special on the board and I decided to opt for that.  Let me say that strawberries do not belong in pancake batter.  They end up becoming warm/hot mushy tasteless lumps within the pancakes.  Not so good...\n\nOn the more positive side I like the outdoor seating area on the sidewalk - great for a sunny day.\n\nWill I be back....?  Perhaps, but probably not during the work week...  Or I might just check out the Solano location...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "D2b4DENpkezsw90fC2vWdw", "date": "2010-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6XaNOu7lLoMHCRxGkxwsaw", "text": "I was unimpressed the first time, but came here with my friend to give it another try. \n\nOrdered: \n-Pigs in a blanket\n-Bacon, egg, cheese sandwich\n\nStill unimpressed. The pancakes were a bit soggy. The sandwich had a good jalapeno spread and hearty slices of bacon, but tasted like something I could make at home. Tried the Alameda last time... HUGE PORTIONS but all I could taste was the balsamic sauce that they put on it. \n\nI don't think I'll be coming back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NwMpS7ikz2NUWzz8LftEJA", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_hXdedfd53KxTnQZAgRRKA", "text": "What I had there:\nan Alameda special\nBlackberry white chocolate chip pancakes\n\nKind of pricey, but gives large portions. Alameda was pretty good. Next time, I want to try their egg benedicts, home fries, etc.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1BuH5Es8d161YjfBmt6cDg", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kIXbxNDUSf3plhReilR24g", "text": "This is a great place to go for breakfast if you live and/or work and/or go to school in the UC campus area.  I wouldn't go out of my way to come here for breakfast based on the size of the place (itty bitty tiny tiny, but a very cool vertical design...great use of the space they do have!  Next time I'm sitting upstairs)  and the parking in the area (Berkeley parking near campus always...ALWAYS sucks). \n\nThe ordering process has its pros and cons:  Awesome that they take cards, not so awesome that you have to order at the register.  I mean, I WANT the place to have a \"sit down\" feel rather than a \"fast food\" feel, but considering the student volume, It does make a lot of sense why they do it that way.  Not to mention I bet it makes the food come out way speedier.  (Speaking of...it wan't crowded, but the downstairs was full, and it wasn't too loud, which is a plus for a \"I haven't had my coffee yet\" breakfast.)\n\nOn the plus, its super close to BART and the Bus lines, and really great for meeting up with people...nice convenient location and easy to spot on foot.  This place has got a really nice vibe...again, if it weren't for the size, it would be a place that I would take out of town guests.  Reminds me of a few places I used to frequent in Eugene, OR.\n\nNow for the food....WICKED AWESOME!  Everything could have used  more salt, but the way I figure it, it I'd rather salt it at my table than feel over-salted at the get-go.  I fell in LOVE with the potatoes, and my husband...the black beans.  Love the gratuitous use of avocado!  Also, the plates were nice and big so totally worth the $9 scramble!  I was totally impressed!  The quality seemed fresh, and they get Simifreddis (probably butchered the spelling on that one) Bread and Pastries in addition to their own house made muffins.  Next, I'm trying the Chicken Salad Sandwich....it looked too enticing to pass up! Oh yeah...almost forgot, the coffee was great AND they had Mimosas with fresh squeezed OJ...F*%K YEAH!\n\nTotally going back again and again (after the dreaded 8am class) and recommending it to others, as it was recommended to me. \n\nIn short:  awesome vibe, great location for students and employees in Downtown Berkeley, Great food (needs salt though).  Fresh food, fresh coffee, fresh OJ, takes cards, outside seating for those like us who always have their doggie around, AND friendly.  What's not to love?!?!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4y6O3mVCpr74XwhrwR7oJQ", "date": "2009-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "CaDQeiB3UTc8vs5TOW6cPg", "text": "I guess we hit this place on a bad day.  We got there at about 9:30am on a Saturday morning to find out they were out of Buttermilk pancakes.  Say what?  How does a breakfast place \"run out\" of buttermilk pancakes early on a Saturday morning.  Is it just me, or do you send someone to the store to buy the ingredients so you can serve buttermilk pancakes for the weekend crowd?\n\nSo I went with the multi-grain cakes instead.  They weren't really my thing.  I had to send the first order back because the pancakes were burnt.  I also didn't care for the orange-infused syrup but didn't want to pay an additional $1.75 for the New England maple syrup, so I stuck with the orange-flavored syrup.  On a positive note, they did a good job on the bacon.  I asked for extra crispy and they were indeed extra crispy, just how I wanted them.  \n\nMy wife ordered eggs bennedict and one of her eggs was essentially a soft boiled egg as the yellow was just about fully cooked.  Service was a bit inattentive as my wife had to take her coffee mug downstairs to get a refill.\n\nI thought the prices were high for a breakfast place.  My short stack of multigrain waffles (they add a $1 for the multi grain) and a side of bacon was $11.25.  Breakfast for 3 adults and one 4 year old came to just under $50.  I definitely didn't feel it was worth that kind of price.  For those prices, I'll go to Rick and Ann's and get better food and service.  For an everyday type breakfast, I'll head back to Sconehenge.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nIUAPu2-cE0BVqrN_lZETA", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "fsr5-0uOS9AKwek-K1yAgA", "text": "Day 1 of MWLAWMBF:\nOh a whim, my boyfriend and I decided to start our food and cultural journey here for almost a week. Breakfast is always needed to start out a nice day of - well I got my nails done and my boyfriend cleaned my room and watched tv shows. So maybe our first day together wasn't the most productive. \n\nFood:\nBacon, avocado and cheddar omelet - I thought this was well made. I've been on an omelet craving lately I guess, getting omelets when I go and get breakfast. It's nice though - eating breakfast and stuff. Pretty good from what I remember. Potatoes were decent, but I couldn't finish them.\nPigs-in-a-Blanket - At first my boyfriend was in love with the pancakes, but later, he didn't like them as much. It's a pretty good pancake and idea. Pancakes wrapped around sausage. YUM.\n\nOverall, I had a nice time at Sunny Side Cafe. Pretty small location, but there is seating upstairs. Delicious food for the start of a great week!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RUXeyp_Af2C5t9JFyJlBQ", "date": "2011-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "0c-AAQX4RMM66n3r7OwJxw", "text": "OMG, it's HUGE!\n\n...\n\n[respectful break for those wishing to crack, \"That's what she said.\"]\n\n...\n\nThis was my reaction as my Classic Eggs Benedict dish arrived.  Not that the eggs were gargantuan or the English muffin was any larger than the average English muffin.  Rather, the large plate was filled mostly with homefries (not a complaint).  \n\nThis is a pretty low-key place, so I wasn't expecting perfectly poached eggs or frequent water glass refills.  Way to egg-ceed eggspectations, Sunny Side Cafe!   (Sorry, couldn't resist!)  \n\nAnd that seemingly huge portion?  Finished it without a problem...unless you count lapsing into a food coma afterwards during class as a problem. Probably should have taken a cue from my friend who boxed up half of her dish.  Oops.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dKHZo6tdqcnlgBO7MHJ1Qg", "date": "2011-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O8y_QanfByN16nqGawC3yg", "text": "Last month, after a rousing bikram yoga class where J&I burned at least 700 calories each, we contemplated our brunch options near FDB. Gather too pricey and frankly, after my 2nd experience and 2nd $80 tab for two people, came to the conclusion food wasn't worth it though I love the decor. Venus on Shattuck is good but there is always a wait. J wanted coffee and didn't feel like Vik's Chaat, so we checked out Sunny Side near Gather.  We ate upstairs and ambiance pleasant. Service prompt. Food - omg - organic, local and I could request \"vegan\" without any additional charge. Today (our 2nd time eating at Sunny Side) we dined at the counter where there were Purse Hooks! Both times, I ordered the breakfast wrap with tofu instead of eggs and vegan. Comes with potatoes, black beans, spicy tomato salsa and wrapped in a tomatillo tortilla.  Portions are ENORMOUS. \n\nFirst time there was no line; 2nd time (today) there was a line but no wait for the counter. J&I enjoyed watching the cooks in the kitchen (organized and clean). \n\nJ paid $28 including a 20% tip. This included 1 coffee, 1 Arnold Palmer, 1 Grand Canyon, 1 Breakfast wrap. \n\nI love the focus on local, organic, sustainable food.  There is even a flyer posted about the type of tuna they serve.\n\nDecorations are homey but not cluttered. \n\nServers are terrific. You order and pay at the counter and get a number.\n\nBring your appetite.\n\nParking: we found parking 2 blocks away fairly easily.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IpT0JbdUrU9KwWdoiKq69g", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "F5qbIQs-BowoNBNqyF74Zw", "text": "i would rate it a 3.5 \n\nI was really excited to try the Alameda even though it was pretty expensive. Sadly they told me that they \"were out\" :( so sad. So I got the Classic eggs benedict. They told me they were out of Hollandaise sauce but I said it was fine since I was going to ask for it on the side anyways. Then when they brought out my food, they had the sauce on the side which made me skeptical about the Alameda being \"out.\" Nevertheless, the eggs benedict was pretty good. It also came with shredded potatoes, hash brown style. Overall the portions werent that great;  I was able to finish everything but I didnt leave hungry. \n\nMy friend got one of the omelets. The ingredients definitely tasted fresh and I liked the big chunks of red onions but I dont think it was worth the price. \n\nThere werent that many places to sit and eat at this location. There were about 10 seats outside and three or four tables inside with benches. Luckily we were able to find seating though. \n\nI'll probably come back one day to try the Alameda.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2010-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "HIOShQI6HYVByJ2QKfcrog", "text": "i love when you want into a pretty regular looking breakfast place and get surprised with something like...oh yeah so we know mr. niman, of niman ranch, who has since left niman ranch and now he raises his own cows and hand feeds them herbs and flowers and only gives his meat to a select few restaurants. \n\noh really? hell yes i would like to eat mr. niman's flower-fed cows. \n\nand oh my god. why can't we feed all cows flowers? the world would be such a happier place. sunny side took this amazing beef and put it into a brunch sandwich with roasted squash spread, raddichio, sourdough bread and two eggs over medium on top along with some hollandaise dressing. it won't be there long but if you can get it before it's gone, it will in fact blow your mind.  \n\nwe also had a delicious bacon, fontina and rainbow chard scramble. and they are generous with the bacon here my friends. \n\nwe also had just about the nicest server in the world. the food came out quickly and hot. i'm super down with this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xIi1whPhlngewfOSTv_PMQ", "date": "2010-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_LD1fUNsrRBQeJDTGRVuXA", "text": "The Short:\nQuaint little place with a great view and delicious food! My first 5-star review :D!\n\nI'm a frequent visitor here because this place is simply awesome. Most of their ingredients are from local farms and they emphasize this in their menu items and daily specials-- a nice plus if you're into eco-friendly restaurants. More importantly, their food is downright tasty! I've had their Alameda (mushrooms, Hickory smoked ham, roasted tomatoes and emmenthal cheese, sandwiched between 2 slices of French toast all topped with two eggs over-easy, Hollandaise sauce, and a balsamic reduction) and its one monster of a meal. Its got a wonderful texture and packed with savory flavor. The emmenthal cheese really makes it creamy!  \n\nI could go on talking about how good their pancakes, eggs, and To-Go sandwiches, but I'd recommend that you try it yourself!\n\nRecommendations:\n- Any French Toast\n- The Alameda (a signature dish, very rich and filling!)\n- Lemonade (Fresh squeezed with the perfect amount of sweetness)\n\nPros:\n+ Delicious food and great menu variety.\n+ Nicely made drinks (from the coffee to the lemonade)\n+ Homely interior that has plenty of sunlight!\n+ Tasty to-go sandwiches if you're looking for something nice for $5.\n\nCons:\n- Slightly pricey, but you get great food for what you pay!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EBGLFxRqMS3Efz0srg9kHQ", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "rGN9fEGjmlgXQu2nYjaFeA", "text": "The food is really good.  The portions are a little bit small--and, thus, the prices are a little bit high--for my liking; but I'm not the fittest, healthiest person on the block, so maybe I need a little bit of portion control.  I really like the space, though I've only sat downstairs, so I can't really comment on the upstairs.  They've got a strange plastic canister of bay leaves that I'm sure they'll never exhaust.  I mean, how many recipes call for bay leaves?\n\nI haven't used the restroom, so I don't know about the overall wheelchair accessibility, but there's only one table--and it's in a bad location--that a wheelchair user could sit at, so I doubt I would consider the place truly accessible.  I'm holding off on dinging that star, though, because I need positive proof.\n\nThey have sandwiches that are only available to go.  I might try one of those for lunch.  Until then, I'll probably only visit this place when my parents are in town.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aSERGOZXd_LRfkDjuCkPpg", "text": "I love their Alameda! It's french toast with eggs, ham, cheese, mushrooms, and hollandaise + balsamic sauce! This sounds and probably was super unhealthy, but it's also really filling, and I took at least half of it home. So spread across two meals, the calories count can't be too bad. :p\n\nI also like that you pay first for your food, so it's easier to come with friends and not have to split the bill. However, it is a little on the pricey end for one meal, so I don't think I'd come that often. But no wait when I came in the  morning and lots of empty tables to study at while waiting for friends to arrive. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ypi79ZvMEwlW7aNcrb418g", "date": "2012-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 35, "useful": 41, "funny": 39}, "review_id": "Z-B1iVRy1wtHxbqw3_628A", "text": "When...\n\n... the world gets taken over by mutant cockroaches that eat everything else in sight\n\n... radio waves no longer penetrate our atmosphere\n\n... eggs become extinct\n\nThat's the day I will accept the tasteless breakfasts at The Sunny Side. \"Today we'll be serving the Bland Benedict and Watery, Half-Cooked Scramble. Oh, what's that? You want some Weak OJ? Coming right up!\"\n\nI try and look past it: \"Gee whiz, it's so clean. Is that a mimosa on the menu?! Wheeee. And what a great sun-filled mezzanine area! Plus the staff is so kind.\" But shelling out thirty bucks for counter service and mediocrity sans alky ain't fine by me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1kpMAKRZuAz3OzxBav3XTg", "date": "2010-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QyisoiweJfbZ1yxSBkMhuA", "text": "Sweet Jesus.  If I could give Sunny Side 6 stars out of 5, I would!  Having seen impressive reviews from friends and fellow Yelpers alike, my bro and I decided to give this place a shot:\n\n-The Alameda with Brie (weekend special tweener of their signature dish): O.M.G. this dish was MAD delicious!  The layers of flavors and textures from the french toast, eggs, ham, mushrooms, and brie were easily distinguishable yet came together seamlessly.  The creaminess of the hollandaise sauce also contrasted nicely with the balsamic reduction.  It's indeed on the heavy side, but hands-down worth every last morsel and penny.\n\n-Carrot Cake Pineapple Pancakes: BEYOND AMAZING!  Of the numerous pancakes I've sampled in the Bay Area, NYC, and Boston, this was far and away the best I've had yet.  The cakes were huge, but thin at the same time.  More importantly though, they had an absolutely delightful, airy softness that made me say, \"Mmm\" with each successive bite =)\n\nMight I also add that their coffee is fantastic with bold, velvety flavor and thick body.  And of course, the service was great with attentive staff, quick refills, and check-ins to see how we were doing.  \n\nI sooo cannot wait to come here again and give their tasting menu a try.  As Joyce B. noted, brunch here really does brighten your day =D", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DICLJDdq0HpvOVYR5mB4gA", "date": "2010-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MMG3QRzPSxHDICWsFPh71w", "text": "If you're like me and love a good breakfast, then stop on in to this cute little spot and grab a meal that's made for champions...because face it, breakfast is amazing.\n\nAlthough this place is very small, it's conveniently located by the Berkeley campus, there is indoor and outdoor seating, friendly staff, large and well priced menu, and if you don't want to stick around, you can order your food to go. It gets packed on the weekends, however if you come around 9am and beat the morning rush, you can snag a good seat indoors, perhaps even a booth.\n\nI would highly recommend their home fries or vegetarian black beans as a side (both are delicious). I had the bacon, avocado, and cheese 3 egg omelet and wow was it filling, affordable, and very tasty! I would highly recommend it if that seems to tickle your fancy. Their bacon is cooked super well, crunchy yet soft and packed with flavor. Not sure where they get their bacon but I will say, it may be the best bacon I've eaten in Berkeley!\n\nI would definitely come back again! Thank you for the tasty food and friendly service :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WSaXBx-Zei0Nq-9_8U6juQ", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "i0CI3kG31YfBSgBg2s16jg", "text": "This place is a gem.  It's pretty cute inside. they have a couple tables down by where you order and then they a little sort of loft above where there is more seating.  The place overall seems pretty small for the amount of people it attracts, but they offer to-go so thats probably really nice if you don't want to deal getting a table and being close to other people.\n\nWe ordered buttermilk pancakes, an omelet with avocado, cheddar cheese and I think bacon in it... Oh and a side of house-made sausage pattys.\nThe buttermilk pancakes were the best pancakes I can ever remember eating.  I tried the omelet and was immediately jealous that I didn't order it for myself.  It was amazing.  The sausage I didn't really like, but not at any fault of the cook or quality of meat.  I think it was only my personal taste preference.\n\nI definitely recommend this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R0RFVbqkb_5DAIizCxb1Qg", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "U47SsSfeXWhLbCHLfvdUMQ", "text": "Oh shit. I forgot the size of the portions at this place so I totally overestimated, but at least now I have enough leftovers for a full meal. We had the chicken in a blanket, tilden benedict, and coconut french toast. I regret getting the coconut french toast because it was super dry. Believe me, it was huge and filling, an entire four thick slabs, but it was too dry and the shredded coconut was fried to a crisp as well. Plus, that's all you get. There's no side of anything other than a thin slice of orange. The chicken in a blanket was great. I loved the chicken apple sausages. It was not salty at all and the pancakes were done perfectly. It comes with a side of eggs and they did their sunny side up perfectly. The tilden benedict was great too. It came with a heap of homefries, but it wasn't as good as other homefries I've had. The iced tea was unsweetened, thankfully. The lemonade was quite sweet though. Anyway, it was still a great brunch on a hot sunny day. The service was great and we sat there forever. In total, it was about 40$", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PC-x4Om-XXGqFn0ludTykw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 9, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "y5rYipxXnzZ-m_NSwqXK3g", "text": "Yesterday I went out for brunch at Sunny Side with a friend who was leaving town that morning. I'd never been before, but I was highly underwhelmed with the meal. It was not as at all memorable and \"meh\" is the best description I have.\n\nI ordered the Golden Gate Scramble with sausage, spinach and onions. it came with rye toast and home fries. It sounded promising at first, and it should have been for a $10 breakfast.\n\nThe portions were very generous, but the eggs were watery and flavorless. They hadn't been salted by the kitchen, but the vegetables inside were overcooked and the texture of the eggs was completely wrong. Additionally, my rye toast was only toasted on one side (not sure how that happens). The home fries were good, but it's pretty difficult to screw up potatoes...\n\nI'll give it to them that the space is cute and the service is friendly, but the extremely underwhelming food will prevent me from going back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2010-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0bp25N3s1naMjyhSeXW63Q", "text": "Kimchi Gardens is a find!  If you want to have a little beer with your bibimbap, this is the place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "l-ZEhwn18JSVks-YK64_FA", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1013jyFrmd-w1AmxreJpKw", "text": "The food I have here is consistently bland and terrible. Once I ordered a bulgogi that was swimming in liquid (NOT a sauce, a liquid); the bulgogi was bland and terrible. I am also incredibly against having to bus my own table if I'm eating out (though that's just me).\n\nThe one redeeming quality Kimchi Garden has is its gigantic TV. If you're ever in the dining area by yourself you can watch whatever you want. While eating my Korean food I got to watch Paula Deen use a horrifying amount of butter in one of her cooking shows.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "UE0y4lm6ILoXhyLrtVlo4g", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1vHM1bSKPxtMyf1f6iSO7Q", "text": "Not great, but not so bad that it deserved 2 stars. Not much in the way of service, you order at the counter, pick up your food at the window and bust your own table. BUT what I did like was that for $5, you get a huge order of Kim Bap (Korean sushi roll w/ veggies and beef), like at least 20 pieces if not more. \n\nTheir seafood jajungmyeon was not very good though. The noodles were a little too chewy for my taste, the seafood was not too fresh, but the sauce was too bad though. So meh. \n\nNot sure if I'll ever be back for anything other than the Kim Bap.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7oWU5ObJjMJ4AloSe_qE5w", "date": "2010-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2vvMBTxrVml6RhzpoVWQQw", "text": "Okay Korean food - this coming from Korean - and the serving sizes are generous. The food is basically Asian Ghetto quality (Asian Ghetto being the collective name for the restaurants in this area, although not all of it is Asian). \n\nBut the only thing is the service. The food takes forever to make. So it you're looking for a quick bite, don't come. You need to dedicate at least 20 minutes to 30 minutes for food to come out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uVumnb1sCzbjxBufToVEEw", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4lT8Sh13Gze4YzqrjMeieA", "text": "People hate this place. Yet, I ventured in and was surprised both times.\nI recommend the spicy pork for the skeptics, and the Seafood Kimbap is very good as well,", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4Y45X5un3TNzfOMRRn7hXw", "text": "Other than the door bell going off from me walking in the door, the place was dead silent. I should have taken the ques from the silence. I was drawn to the pretty pictures of food on the wall and then memorized by the old rotary, wall phone near the register. The food, not memorable...but I've had worse.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "j0eBR4rcbtpylG6b47TD7Q", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5tUvRwJU-xThVTHcY0SXwg", "text": "Terrible food. Terrible service. Simply, just a terrible restaurant.\nThis place has no right to falsely show pictures of delicious looking food and serve dog food.\n\nIf you want Korean food, go to Bear Ramen or Crunch instead. Heck, I even recommend Steve's.\n\nThere are only two reasons to ever really come here. I find that this place is good for hosting events because the owner is liberal with alcohol policy and it is spacious. Secondly, you should come here if you have never been here before to see how bad it is. This only applies to people who know what Korean food is supposed to taste like.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CAOIgVvpmMz6LkMZ3qk_dw", "date": "2012-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6nEAktMmoBd4oZH3-wC8Mw", "text": "Being its so close to the campus, I think owner is just not caring at all. Service is basically none existent, and food is okay at best. That is coming from a Korean. if someone else who are not familiar with Korean food comes here and try the food, I am afraid they may think thats how Korean food supposed to taste like.. well its not.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-euGvjb9Wx0bnfYvfbO4EA", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7ab2QG3xeD9ETporXW_lXg", "text": "Me & the boyfriend wanted to stay in one night but we didn't want to cook (just one of those days) so we decided to grab some Korean from close by.  This was actually the 2nd time we went to Kimchi Garden; the first time we went they were closed...even though the doors were still wide open.\n\nThis time we went a lot earlier & got ourselves some decent food.  I ordered the BBQ ribs plate which had a lot of slices of short ribs that weren't too fatty or tough.  He got a Bibimbap which he enjoyed a lot.  On top of the entr\u00e9es, we also liked the kimchi dishes that were made with spinach & tofu skin.\n\nOn top of the food, we really appreciated the service; even though we were ordering to go.  The owner (I guessed) invited us to sit down while we waited.  The other owner (?) packed up everything, brought it to our table & had a really warm smile on her face.  Loved it.\n\nThe food is not super duper but this is a good place to come to when you are having one of \"those\" days.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GE64PcKGFWo_W49PWPb1JQ", "date": "2011-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7qqFrJ-t2a6P8bBX8wbpag", "text": "I ordered tofu soup to go and it was the worst tofu soup I've ever had in my life.  It was bland and watery.  I don't know if the tofu soup is better if you order it from a table in the restaurant.  So whatever you do, don't order tofu soup from here!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EK4gZnUbD4hFk8hcHm9xEw", "date": "2009-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9pdvAr-fQRXUYtU1EPHdiw", "text": "Kimchi Graden replaced Gomnaru with more expensive and crappier meat. The food here is crap, its not spicy and the ramen I'm pretty sure is from one of those instant ramen cups.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2010-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Adad0olkziF9s3vHQYoyEw", "text": "decent food and reasonably priced! i came in wanting something soup-y to eat and i walked around asian ghetto but none of the soups at thai basil looked good and bear ramen was all full, so i decided to make my way to kimchi garden. i ordered the chicken noodle, which i thought was a good deal at $4.99/bowl. it comes in a regular plastic white bowl, though, not one of those stoneware bowls that the picture shows. \n\nfor $5 i got a very generous helping of soup, ramen, and chicken thigh meat. there were probably about 6 good-sized chunks of chicken thigh meat. i also got some broccoli, onion, cucumber/zuchinni, and carrots. i would've liked more veggies to balance out the carb/protein overload, but it's better than nothing. the noodles were pretty chewy, which i like, but it was all in a big clump. i derno if it's because i should've mixed and separated it up a bit or something, though. my dish also came with bean sprout and cabbage kimchi. the bean sprout was normal, but the cabbage one was a bit sour.\n\nsince i finished the soup before my noodles, the lady came to me and said i should try adding the hot paste. and i did. and it was good! the hot paste is a bit watered down though, maybe because they're being resourceful? the chef/owner was really nice when i asked for more bean sprouts though, he said if i could always get more bean sprouts if i wanted.\n\ni've never tried the jajyungmyun, but it always seems to be the daily special. one friend said it wasn't great, and another friend said it was pretty good.\n\noverall, the food was decent, the owners are really nice, and if you get their specials, they are cheaper than their neighbors.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Os7XnHJYLsHFhOsiMLQ6mA", "date": "2009-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AjegV-oYKKuzm9NqALMvHA", "text": "Hi Kimchi Graden. I just wanna say don't put too much MSG please.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jIllv_or24bQ97niC0OWDw", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AXqbo1kJ017gQlzkzMDZTQ", "text": "You get what you pay for. Kind of a whole in the wall. My friend brought me here since she knew about it.\n\nWe both got the bimbipap omg i don't know if i am spelling it correctly but it was only $8 and comes in a stone bowl. It was yummy. Wished it came with more side dishes but then again you get what you paid for.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HRRLdLHio8XNrFjozrToNA", "date": "2012-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bOdu9V95-Ns59nFFNRDnQQ", "text": "Instant hangover cure. \n\nFriday night was slightly too fun, and as a result Saturday morning was less than ideal. Some sizzling spicy pork and a bowl of spicy beef, bean sprout, & egg soup was exactly what the doctor ordered. \n\nApparently ownership recently changed, which came along with an improvement to the quality of the food, and luckily  the cheap prices were kept. \n\nFood came out quickly, it was satisfying, and it was exactly what I needed at the moment.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2011-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cLe4kIPgAV3q_mMdUSdogg", "text": "I like coming here to grab lunch. The restaurant is pretty big with a lot of seats. Their is a bit of wait during the lunch time rush, but you can sit and wait for your food. To go orders are nicely packed, and the people working are always friendly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gVEye2LuFCLxxFRc41jIKA", "date": "2011-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CsvcYMhM4URXgckDtnbORw", "text": "This place has all the usual fare for a Korean restaurant. The restaurant itself is ginormous and you can definitely bring your whole bevy of friends without worry. So indeed it lacks the atmosphere of a bustling eatery, but it's not all that bad. The service is good and you won't have to worry about getting the attention you need. Entrees come with a couple of side dishes. I would not recommend the bibimbap, but I'll vouch for the soondubu. It comes out hot like it's supposed to and it's just the type of comfort food one needs on a rainy day. It's not amazing food, but with prices like these, what can you say?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cWrP90kxW3V2rOHuLQZ3Jw", "text": "I'm always surprised how empty this place is. Its not super amazing food but it has a solid dine-in area, two TVs, a bathroom, good service, free coffee drink, one of the only places in Durant Food Court that accepts card, and is amazing for groups. \n\nI almost always get the spicy pork, because its a reasonable price and reasonable portions. I guess they don't have as many small dishes as other Korean restaurants (only kimchi, fish cake, and spiced radishes), but its better than the other nearby restaurants which have no small dishes at all. Recently, I think the spicy pork has been getting more bland, however. \n\nFood aside... last Friday we came here to watch the Olympics opening ceremony! I also watched one of the NBA finals games here before. If you don't have a TV at home, and you don't want some crappy stream quality, this is actually a great place to watch a game over some food. The owner is nice and will change the channel for a big event if you ask!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mtys-a7GzTYz5KrK3xJdQ", "date": "2012-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CXGmRQNVPicnD759NSYQuA", "text": "Meets the standards for the average college eatery. Generous portions of solid food for $7-8 per meal. Nothing to complain about! I liked my kimchi fried rice. I wasn't a huge fan of the ham--maybe spam?--in the rice but I liked that it was just the right spicy-ness level. Again, gigantic portions: food comes with miso soup, and three banchan of tofu, kimchi, and the tasty potato kind. I actually never really noticed Kimchi Garden, even though I've passed by it to go to Cafe Durant plenty of times. The dining room is really casual and pretty barren. Seems like a go-to spot for students to eat while studying or recharge after a studying marathon. I would come back again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "derspY0gb6lyokN4NBDGYQ", "text": "Honestly, I really like Kimchi Garden. I don't remember coming here before the owners changed, so I guess I can't really compare before & after. I've gotten kimbap, soft tofu, donkatsu, ddukboki, \"udon\" (which is really kal gook soo), soo jae bi, yook gye jang. I liked all of them. Donkatsu sauce is very interesting - not sure how to describe it, but it was a little hmm fruity? it was.. interesting, but it wasn't bad tasting at all. I really like getting yook gyejang and soojaebi here - both are always yummy! And the portions are pretty big, so I always end up having leftovers. Don't be afraid to drop by!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iDrZlore_6bRaOHO7bWD4Q", "date": "2011-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DKhuXLyvImZ6S_TdwH5Ojw", "text": "Staff wasn't super nice, food was sub par, and the wait felt like it was forever! I went in a group of 8 and there was at least a good 30 minutes between when the first person's food came and when the last person's food came. \n\nI ordered the stone pot bibimbap which was pretty plain., though very filling. The little cup of miso that came with it was cold and the kimchi was the worst I've ever had. We also ordered the seafood pancake (which we had to ask/remind them about towards the end of our meal) to share, which I do not recommend. \n\nWe were lured in by the picture menu posted outside, but I don't see a return visit in the future. I have a feeling they won't be in business much longer unless they change the way the operate.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Lnvw2BEwa2WuiSvkGMUVkQ", "date": "2009-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DNILYZfjTKLCF8avknPnAA", "text": "Never bothered coming here until recently because it's location was too far removed compared to the other restaurants of the Asian ghetto. Upon entry my first impression was a good one. Plenty of seating, clean, AND a TV. If you're dining in the Asian Ghetto and your restaurant has a large TV then you know you're dining in style. \n\nThe food wasn't too bad and reminded me of the food from some tofu houses back home. The Omelet Fried Rice was awesome but kimchi fried rice was pretty standard. \n\nI think i'll be making more visits here due to the nice and clean atmosphere this place has.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "c1Vn88_gOBDcfnCPpI1jNA", "date": "2010-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EeIQRVA4aYAb-oMEGNyl6Q", "text": "When I was a freshman  the food was terrible. the service was extremely slow and the food was meh. They have new owners now and the food is a lot better. I have eaten the dwenjjang jjigae the kimchi jjigae as well as the bibimpab. i usually get those three. the rice and chapchae are not good at least not to me i wouldn't recommend that. They have free wifi which is really cool and a really big tv. overall the food is good. it's not the best but it's good. service is pretty decent and it's pretty cheap.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "T21aJY09RUXkqxHVJ6UNqA", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eQanu3KQFBfu-JtDtKXBzQ", "text": "Kalbi, OB, Soju...off the hook.  Kalbi with an egg on top!  Nuff said.  Price point and value point beats any other Korean spot, bar none.  \n\nDon't listen to the low reviews.  Those who gave it low reviews are high-maintenance and are pseudo-foodies...you don't know real food, nor have you ever felt how it really feels to be hungry.  \n\nStay spoiled but don't knock Kim Chee Garden.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KeyDXUR2HIGt5j3lAInUjQ", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F9qHKS1Y3MBtvIQ7ycMTXQ", "text": "I'm surprised at the poor overall rating; I personally love this place.\n\nMy favorite dish hands down is the Seafood Kimbap (Beef Kimbap is good too). Not that kimbap is anything super fancy, but you get at least 22 decently sized pieces for less than $6. A steal for any college student. I always try to save some for the next day, but end up eating it all because it's so addictive.\n\nTheir soups are nothing too special (like the Potato Sujebee or Tofu Stew); I'd rather go to Toust for those. This place is a really good alternative to Toust for Bibimbap and Kimchi Fried Rice, since Toust is pretty pricey.\n\nThey only have three or four people working in the kitchen, so when there are a lot of people there, it takes a long time to get your food. Other than that, this place is awesome. They have flat screen TVs so you can watch soccer or basketball games while you eat, and an endless supply of Korean coffee mix!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aoDkCu3vhR_hdkQl0GBfrw", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hq51z2aUz7lE10KIF_6Ulw", "text": "Ate their Korean Black Noodle (jjajangmyen) here. Nothing special.. the noodles weren't chewy(!). I've definitely had better noodles. One positive is that they have a nice and spacey eating area, good for large groups. Other than that.. food is mediocre, you can find better quality for the same price elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ii-xyI3stuKwfzSfiHvI_A", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I5Ss1QQ2dTN8tean-R6ZAg", "text": "Considering how I walk past this place all the time, I figured I should try it out. Ugh, not the business. I came here around 7pm, which is like the peak dinner hour, right? Uh, not for this place. A sign said \"90 persons capacity\" or something, but there was only one occupied table of 4 people. That should've been enough of a sign for me to gtfo, but of course I ignored it and didn't. \nService: The food came in ~5 minutes, but then again it's not like they were busy so their speed wasn't all that impressive. \nFood: I didn't come into this place with high expectations or anything so I ordered the bibimbap bc I figured it'd be hard for them to mess that up. Boy was I wrong. The bibimbap was tasteless and I had to use a crapload of gochujang, which is the sweet & spicy, ketchup-looking sauce that they give you, just to eat it. This dish will fill you up, but not exactly leave you satisfied. It came with miso soup and 2 sides of panchan - kimchi and fish cake. Eh, whatever. \n\nBasically, come here if you are one a budget and ravenously hungry. Leave your expectations and desire for tasty food at the door or risk being highly disappointed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J86zGSs6z_XsmimutCFEeA", "text": "Okay, let me preface this by saying that I only even ventured here because Toust, Berkel Berkel, AND Steve's were all closed.  I blame memorial day weekend/summer/berkeley.  Ugh.  Anyway...\n\nThe place was empty save for two korean guys yelling at the HUGE tv blasting some basketball game.  Um, sorry, is this a sports bar?  I ordered spicy chicken which tasted like the spiciness was trying desperately to mask the odor of rotten chicken.  I asked my dinner mate to taste it because I could feel the food poisoning coming over me as I ate.  Speaking of my dining companion, he ordered bibimbap and got some beef sushi rolls.  WHAT?!  No.  No, no, no.\n\nI probably wouldn't even come here as a last resort again.  If the better places (read: every other Korean restaurant in a 50-mile radius) are closed, take it as a sign that the gods don't want you eating Korean food and trek across the street to House of Curries.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xuGv3ZvH3LM_CRYTFeeTqg", "date": "2010-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jSNmuVS6dk9t_T_xPas96w", "text": "The staff is pretty nice especially if you initiate the taking with them, however the food is just Bad. Quality is Low, because most of their stuff is pre-cooked and microwaved when ordered... Lame.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Y5bQcx_pM0k2IQ5tlvUkIg", "date": "2009-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-KVSFZEu9sVo8PbQ2C4FzA", "text": "Boohoo the korean students don't like the food here because they're parents cooked homemade Koreannmeal is better that right? \n\nWell, this place cannot live up to nice parents' cooked food forsure. but it's still a fairly okay restaurant. there are pretty good dishes for cheap prices.\n\nyou just have to get the right dishes i guess... but for me this place isnt too bad. i go there anyways lol", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M4VYCGnr97xCj4I0wJW6OQ", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l20JWX2HyOkSlFXePVPsIw", "text": "ok, we might have been spoiled by our delicious place in sf, and had super high expectations. food wasn't bad, but we were just disappointed. also we had a buzzkill that night, so that might have also led to this bad review.  i can't complain about the place at all, it's very college-y. laker game was on in the background, so i wasn't even paying attention to the lack of customers. \n\nportions are pretty big and everything comes with an egg, unlike some other korean places. although our dishes only cam with fish cake and one kimchi. sad. kimchi fried rice wasnt bad though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "N25XbMni2oNugGBkO85Baw", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lAam4B-wMBuPu0-WlT16dg", "text": "honestly, i'm surprised at the low ratings. i love kimchi garden and come here every week (though a lot of that decision also has to do with how indecisive i am) and have tried almost everything on the menu.\n\nthe food is not mind-blowing, but at $7-$8 it's a pretty good deal because the servings are huge. the beef kimbap is good and definitely worth it. the soondubu soups are good on a cold day. not a fan of the kimchi fried rice though. it has a very mushy consistency and tastes sweet? i'd rather go to bear ramen for KFR.\n\nthe korean couple that works here is very nice and they always give me a little more extra food than usual. good place to come chill/study if you have large gaps in between classes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ojJbQIVJDegfRqqwnp5u-w", "date": "2012-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Lxec0Ioo03W4WRPQCG4gA", "text": "this by far is the 2nd worst korean place ever. There were NO people at all and so I had a bad feeling about this place, but I had a monstrous craving for korean food. Sure the staff were nice, but the food wasn't what I expected. rice dishes came with rice, miso soup and kimchi, but since I ordered takeout there was no miso soup or rice bowel. No prices for drinks so I'd stay away to avoid being ripped off. They do have kimbap, BUT there is only beef and imitation crab. my kimchi bokumbap was alright, but just for kimchi bokumbap I'd sure as hell waste my gas for kimchi bokumbap at 99 chicken just for that.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "lixTHPjgKrbVlth-PF2U4Q", "date": "2009-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "msPLZhZCnClYVQmtc1RxBQ", "text": "Asian Ghetto is a safe place to eat with friends. When people get Thai, Chinese, or whateverr, I usually get Korean food from Bear Ramen or KIMCHI GARDEN! I love their Kimchi Fried Rice, Ton-Katsu, Kimchi chigae, bulgogi, jjajangmyeun, & their KIMBAP!! I tried a lot of their dishes & I liked them =) The food comes out fast && it tastes good for a reasonable price. ^^", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n1Mk28jXOeeThS_rWaFusw", "text": "Let's see. What can I say about this place. Average prices for okay portions though some portions are very large for the price (i.e., kimbap). However that depends on the  rice capacity of your stomach so kudos to you if you can consume all of that not so tasty dry rice and seaweed. They don't stuff the kimbap with as much wonderful goodies as I'm used to. \n\nIt seems accommodating for large groups and I know a lot of clubs have socials here. 2 stars cuz they have a huge ass television screen that enabled me to watch the London 2012 Olympics while inflating my tummy with rice and water. I think I'd go back to watch tv.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WQ4SNXkn1bSOXWc-Kq1-Wg", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Net2RX7gZDgTz1aWf4mCSQ", "text": "Even my EMT instructor suggested I avoid this place, but on a random whim, I came in.\nI got nice service. Food was fast. And it was really, really good. Go for anything vegetarian. That's what I did :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cEgjnI88GX6Gy2KcDVXN5Q", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oADWUeDWiHdXOyrjfdI82Q", "text": "Just an okay place. I always get the Soft Tofu soup, and it's served pretty well. I don't really like the small dishes that come with it though - they don't taste anything like what kimchi should taste like (I don't know what the other small dish side item is called)!\n\nPretty interesting how they have a giant tv in the corner, so the upside is that you can watch TV sometimes. I am still against having to bus my own plates away when eating out, so minus points there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OxKftoiXpNChSbdHgLoohQ", "text": "I get beef kimbap all the time with korean hot sauce\n\nkimbap's pretty reasonable for its portion\n\nbut other menu's are kinda pricy for poor students like myself\n\nthey have huge space inside with huge tvs", "stars": 3, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P7k6u1IXs-FcgvohQMrxVQ", "text": "I wish I could give this place a higher rating because the staff was so nice. Unfortunately, the food is just sub par and takes too long to produce compared with other Korean joints in the area.\n\n+ Nice staff (Kim and Fred are super nice)\n+ Spacious: lots of big tables AND they have a big screen!\n-  Food is bland: complementary kimchi lacks spicy and flavor\n-  Limited menu; costs more here to change certain things (like adding rice cake than at other similar places)\n\nFinal Call:\nThe couple can make this place a hit if they stick with a traditional menu and not overcook stuff. One lifeline used!\n\n********************\nMunchies\n1. Vegetable ramen\n     -  Couldn't taste the veggies; bilked on the ramen too!\n2. Rice cake\n     -  Gravy had no flavor to it, which is key to this dish!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PGl8fVdlt-eraqstOIgGzA", "text": "If you want greasy noodles with way too much salt, ddukbbogi that has no spice, this is the place for you.  Plain and simple - disgusting food that I had to throw away.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "tTEu9pVp445P-Wux1hl-pg", "date": "2008-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pqm7gSeIAedXa1Nigf3WGw", "text": "I wish I can give it no stars.  Sure the staff is somewhat nice, but that's about the only decent thing you are going to get here.  I don't know how they stay in business.  I seriously think they need to either start cooking better food or close the place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rc8PP9UHc5vWRiTVULd48Q", "date": "2009-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qJvpf9PzwGH8UCZM0GPw6w", "text": "I ate at kimchi garden last night, and left very satified. The place was empty as usual, but I think that's mostly because the restaurant is kind of hidden, not because the food is bad. I ordered two things, the Egg ramyeon and the kim bap (which comes with like 20 pieces!) and my total was only $10! Also I got a soup and 2 sides for free. I think the food is tasty and the portions are generous. Sometimes you have to watch when they ring you up though, I've been overcharged a few times...depending on who the cashier is.  But whenever I'm in Berkeley and I'm craving korean food, this is the place I go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lZj3Utk7pIcujJ_h8eObCQ", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QtKxMSqGe166gJWtVWSTTQ", "text": "Honestly, it's not bad at all. The place felt like a ghost town; then again, it was before noon. My friends and I ordered the following:\n\nKimchi bokumbap (fried rice)\nKimbap (looks like a sushi roll)\nSundooboo (soft tofu soup)\n\nEach one was decent. The kimbap was an especially large portion; they served 3 big rolls to my friend, and it only cost $5.50. We all agreed that we'd come back in the future for lunch. The fish cake banchan was delicious, but I was not a fan of the kimchi (it's a different style than what's usually served). Try it sometime, you might be surprised.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nYRe6ySBx9iFsw4PF2Z11w", "date": "2011-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R8IdC8hEWYOgY0cM2rbeWA", "text": "worst bi bin neng myun EVER.\n\nWORST.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QIN1hPzAd-ryp750dASe8w", "date": "2009-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RcW0M_y7o2A6oGsDPQhyJw", "text": "I always get the Tofu Stew here, sooo good.\n\nI'd also highly recommend the spicy pork.\n\nOverall: really good prices and big portions.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k-ccA1KzyJTpMEjh75WmSQ", "date": "2012-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ri7pMPDOppQbTMxhzOBPmg", "text": "Not so good. We wandered in for a bite after a bike ride... the giant cafeteria-style arrangement wasn't such a big deal, and the staff is perfectly friendly. But the food is really not good. The sauce on the sizzling beef tasted like hamburger helper. The pork I had was coated with some sort of seasoning - but it was hard to get around the strange texture to enjoy what I was eating. Sadness.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bykD3iy8faSC-FSdnzIZyw", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rm1uR3k2xCVS4SCnHrBKPA", "text": "I'll give it an extra star (originally 1 star) for its massive seating areas. This location has so much potential, yet all it has been over the past several years is Korean restaurant after Korean restaurant. By Korean restaurant, I don't mean an actual Korean restaurant; I mean a Korean-owned restaurant that serves \"Korean\" food to students looking for a cheap bite.\n\nThat's really all it is; it's a cheap meal. It will definitely fill you up and you'll leave feeling full, but the wait for the food is long and you do have to get your own food from the service window and subsequently bus your own table.\n\nMaybe you can come here if you and a large group of people need a last minute group dinner/lunch location, as there will ALWAYS be plenty of seating space, but I definitely would not make this a default for the daily \"What should I eat today?\" conundrums.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RTd2vWUaGZojl1rm8oGHUg", "text": "The inside of kimchi garden is actually extremely large. Lots of open seating and an extremely large TV. Fairly clean and not noisy at all. There is also free wifi, so coming here to do work is fairly viable.\n\nThe beef kim bap is my favorite dish here. Only $5.50 and comes in 3 giant rolls so it's great for lunch or a smaller dinner. The free kimchi is actually pretty good unlike Steve's Korean bbq or other places catered to college students.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RUekoiyOQzumqvh3rXL28w", "text": "For the price, this place is good. $6 for bimbimbap with soup, salad and unlimited tea. I thought it was respectable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2009-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_sLU3-b8pnNaHpAbi3561Q", "text": "4 stars for being open late on a Friday night!\n\n2 for sub-par Mushroom Soft Tofu Soup. Granted, this is my first encounter with Korean tofu soup in Berkeley, but oh my god the restaurants in LA do so much better. \n\nREAL mushroom tofu soup has more variety in fungi than your cheap white button mushrooms. It comes in a stone pot hot enough to actually almost cook the egg that gets cracked into it. The liquid inside the soup is not so thin it resembles more of a broth than a stew.\n\nI may come back again, but only because it is open so late.\n\n(Also, because they have sake.)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NfJOIoFS4vd5VuqIyRD2Kg", "date": "2011-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tff5FEV9TfuaNop7rhnfZw", "text": "Remarkable large place especially in the asian ghetto. The food was okay, nothing to rant and rave about because I ordered the bbq beef and it came with nothing but bone, so it was hard to eat. But the place is nice, clean and the service was fast. Once you finish, you just throw your tray near the kitchen, which if you weren't a regular, you wouldn't know or figure out. Come here when everywhere is busy during lunch time. The prices were okay", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UAJ8wSjwaYt9pySjBOaAkQ", "text": "The food took a long time to come out.  I've had the bulgogi here, and it wasn't very good.  I had to cover the bland vegetables with loads and loads of chili paste.  I really love Korean food, but I don't think I would ever go back to this place.  \n\nDid I also mention that the food is extremely overpriced?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wdh_fesnSAsetYS3xVWj7Q", "text": "Kimchi Garden used to have a really bad rap when I was a freshman so it took me around two years to finally get around to trying it (around when they got new owners, I think, and the food got a lot better).\n\nGet the beef kimbap (!! my favorite), ddukbokgi (way less sweet than Espresso which is precisely why I like it), donkatsu, and bibimbap. Can't vouch for any of the other dishes - it's pretty hit or miss here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7fiRE5gWenxxgCUrlXs72Q", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wd_la8PIc69adySLerUhNA", "text": "I'm giving this place 4 stars solely for the beef kimbap.  I must admit that I haven't tried anything else, but if you order the kimbap, you won't be disappointed!  They give you two rolls plus a small side of kimchi and fishcake for $5.98 (I know, sad.  Don't judge me.)  Takes about 15-20 mins if ordering to go, but I like how they give you a fork, spoon, AND chopsticks + napkin.\n\nNever again will I order kimbap from Tako Sushi!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Czz8-iKhGNt21AMReeuBzA", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WkkHdZ-Ryrk9WVfB03Pmkw", "text": "Nice place. I generally get the BIm Bim Bap, with Tofu, and it's great. I love it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BpAwL_KS7OoWMSjbk4ziZg", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xJz1aivdqCaz-KA3V7c9qw", "text": "If I could give this place less than one star, I would.\n\nI ordered the Hot Beef Stew. My food came out 20 minutes after my friends' plates came out. The guy muttered a half-hearted sorry to me.\n\nThe food tasted like absolute shit. My beef stew was a glop of bean sprouts, frozen beef, and old onions boiled together with some Jin Ramen flavoring. This shit probably cost them 50 cents to make. \n\nThe best part about my meal was the rice. The kimchi sucked, and so did the pathetic little side dishes that came with it.\n\nNever coming back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UxUANPUY2W9AE_P0h4J1WQ", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y429-ZcM4izOdfx9TevKSQ", "text": "Really, I say it's 2.5 stars but it's seriously not as bad as people say it is so I'm giving it a 3. \n\nThe place has nice, comfortable seating...very big and I'd say it's pretty clean. Serious kudos for large party groups. \n\nAnyway, I ordered their nengmyun (cold buck-wheat noodle soup) and I was surprised at how biggggggggg their portion size was! But when I looked at it, I was kinda disappointed with the amount of noodles they actually gave me...serving portion was not proportional with the bowl! :( They also only gave me 2 \"slices\" of beef which wasn't cut thinly like how beefs should be served in nengmyun...kinda like small slabs of 'em. \n\nBut overall, it really wasn't that bad. Yeah, of course I had better, but it wasn't so terrible that I'd never go back again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ykFw_uBWJFCcSiaWAeaahQ", "text": "The service here is somewhat slow and in terms of portion size, Steve's is a better value.  An old korean couple makes the food, which gives you the comfort of knowing its more authentic than steve's.  Still, it's cash only and I've had much better korean food in LA.  For a starving college student though- by all means give it a try.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YoHTD1_3wwDvANm2gm-Ibg", "text": "Soft tofu soup is goood!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jb0_BOAwLb2_oSCddOU4LQ", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YZ6czvkuVETRAxk2v1NLhQ", "text": "Their foods are GROSS, however, the place is spacious and you can enjoy watching a big TV.\nSo I would recommend this place to anyone who wants to have some Korean booze and food with buddies in a quiet setting.\nI hope the owner of T-toust will take over this place, so I can get a much better food in a better setting.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "eIe71Hh_rAVmQyajDrkjGA", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nGex30Ua1gzfzuEc8laFeQ", "text": "Now the food at Kimchi Garden isn't the best I've had (in fact, I have a pretty high benchmark since I grew up in K-Town LA yo!). \n\nYou must be questioning, why do I rate this place so high. One word, PRESENTATION. For a lower-end \"asian ghetto\" type vibe, Kimchi Garden presents itself very well with adequate service and a friendly environment (at least through my experience). \n\nThis is the kind of place where you can listen to kpop, with some friends, at a birthday, with the Laker's winning the NBA Championship on that big \"freaking\" screen TV they have, all while enjoying some good ole' home cookin' \"Seoul\" Food folks. \n\nIf you want a friendly and pleasing environment, eat here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "utaJvh52C_-WjflPpCUFLg", "date": "2010-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Nukeozh1YVV-38xUfGycwQ", "text": "I don't get why this place gets such a bad rep. I totally love this restaurant. No one is ever there, you get the whole place to yourself and there is huge TV which you get to control and watch cable TV.\n\nI like the food too. Sometimes it's a hit or a miss with how salty it turns out but I think it's really delicious. One time, I was curious about something on the menu so they brought up half portion of that food with my main dish for free. They're nice.\n\nAnd I'm telling you, I love that TV! It's a good place to come and talk with your friends, it's never too loud and you can watch your trashy reality while you're at it.\n\nYay!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fNvY_D6lDPHQq2qCu-QY1Q", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5mkMDab2mfC3ynEKLQm8sA", "text": "I'd avoided coming here because my mother makes excellent Korean food and I knew eating Korean food anywhere else would be a definite letdown. However, my friends wanted to eat here so we came.\n\nEnvironment:\n-Stained, boring walls, no exciting colors anywhere. It almost felt like an office space. There were, however, 2 flat screen TVs in side the restaurant that made looking anywhere seem slightly more interesting.\n\nService:\n-Incredibly slow. I ordered a simple comfort food that normally would take anyone a maximum of 10 minutes to cook, but I ended up waiting there for around 35 minutes.\n\nFood:\n-I ordered a Kimchi fried rice that came with complimentary fish cake, mook, and kimchi. The fried rice had a dry, overcooked, sunny side up fried egg on top of it. The fried rice itself had a mixture of kimchi, spam (or so I think... there was a very meager amount of it) and rice. The dish itself tasted funny. It almost seemed as if they put a large amount of sugar into the kimchi fried rice. Or it might just have been the msg. Pathetic that restaurants feel the need to use msg to make their dishes taste \"better.\" \n\nVerdict: Appalling. Absolutely appalling. This is my only one star review.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dhblrINrZTcu41uvkz-9qA", "text": "I've had very few bad experiences at Korean restaurants, but I have to wonder why this is a local favorite unless it's for convenience.  Although it's decently priced, the potato sujubee noodle soup, seafood pancake and kimbap were all mediocre because of a bland taste and lack of texture.  Perhaps I should try the traditional dishes before I judge it.\n\nService was friendly, but they forgot to put meat in my kimbap despite repeating it twice due to a request to clarify my preference.  The decor and ambiance is simple and spacious with large plasma screens to watch sports.  Parking is tough on the street, but there are public garages nearby.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gjfcfzrYZ0O1xINHtnQKiA", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nJJCWiEQR5gTtpfdsp0_Kw", "text": "Second review since I'm still getting the hang of Yelp, but really! I don't see what's so completely bad about this place now. I remember trying it out in freshman year, about three years ago, and found the place to be pretty bad in terms of food and price. Never went again afterwards, having that etched into my freshman mind. For such an ideal location, I thought it was a waste of a spot and poor example of good authentic Korean food then. :(\n\nBut I went back about three weeks ago and was really surprised! Heard that they changed owners a while ago, so  maybe that's why it's so different from what I remember then. \n\n(1)  Their portions are huuuuge. From what I remember in freshman year, they were definitely not that generous with their portions. I stared at my meal a good ten seconds or so cause I wasn't sure how to eat it all in that one sitting. \n\n(2) The taste of the dishes really weren't that bad. Maybe it's because of the food I ordered with my groups of friends, but they certainly weren't disappointing. I got the Omurice then actually and tried a bit of my friends' Pork Bulgogi and Sujebi. Omurice you really can make yourself at home, but the PB and Sujebi were pretty okay. Honestly, I wasn't too impressed then, but noted in my mind that it wasn't as bad as I remember. The next time I went (last week) I got the Tonkatsu, while my friends got the BoolGalbi and Sujebi again. Jesuschrist was the tonkatsu enormous! That was the plate I had to stare at for ten seconds. I came with two guys and they couldn't even finish their own meals. Speaking of which, the galbi is actually pretty bomb. That was -the- dish that made me realize, wow, they really did get better. I actually ordered that today too when I went there for a meeting with my fellowship, haha.\n\n(3) Price! Pretty cheap compared to other Korean restaurants in the area. And considering how much food they actually give you, definitely worth your money. Seriously. \n\nDidn't think I'd write this long of a review, but honestly, re-check it out! I think it's worth to at least give them another chance. Especially if some of you guys are leaving Berkeley soon like me. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ygIaK3X47nrGBUolJPXPDg", "date": "2011-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rHCw9K6P7HLisJh8dk8v3Q", "text": "I've been here as a freshman and I've never gone back since. Their food may not be that pricey for the portion, but I don't know so much about the quality. Also, they had a huge mix up with my credit card and charged me twice. Then they said they couldn't cancel it because their machine wasn't working, and told me to wait a month. Eventually got the reimbursement, but still wasn't the best experience. (I paid like $50 because I went with family!)", "stars": 1, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-SHODR_V8NSG0qmmaSyoCg", "text": "I've given Kimchi Garden so many tries, but I really do think it's just A-OK. You can't really leave here with your mind blown of how good the food is.\n\nI've tried the soft tofu soup multiple times, and tried to be adventurous with the japchae bap. No and no.\n\n The food is cheap, however. The soft tofu soup and japchae bap are both in the $6-7 range - for BBQ beef items, pricey at ~$10. \n\nWhat IS good here? The kimbap and the potstickers. My sorority always has an event here in the fall, and the kimbap and the potstickers are always very satisfying.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "28FZnuUJi7G9MPdwMCNyVA", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CXk3ijZqxw7SHWPhPt1jaA", "text": "So the people who operate the joint are super duper nice. Unfortunately, no one at Kimchi Garden seems to know how to cook. I returned here for the first time since the lone previous visit the year before, when KG opened. They had (and still have) a chia jiang myun special for cheap, so I ordered that the last time and had not been inspired to return since.\n\nMy reluctant decision to retry this restaurant was an ill-fated one. The beef hot soup is absolutely inedible. It's not cool but forgivable that they seem to make the soup base with ramen flavoring, which I find alarmingly to be the norm around here. It's surprising and disheartening that there isn't any gosari (aka fernbrake, or a type of fern weed that that stinks when boiled but has an indescribable texture and flavor that is essential to the soup). It's infuriating that the soup was not spicy at all as promised by its moniker, but It wasn't enough to make me put my spoon down. But there was piles of horribly old, gristly beef in the soup and not much else that flavored the broth--that is unacceptable, appalling, horrifying. A few pieces even had the silvery sheen that tells you to stay far away. This meat came from the trimmings of some cut, you could tell, because each pair of small triangles of meat was enrobed and coupled in fat. I just couldn't get past the flavor of that meat in the soup, and had to put my spoon down after four tries.\n\nO., being the kind of \"vegetarian\" that eats around meat, has no problem with broth, and took over. Maybe because he doesn't know what meat really tastes like, he didn't have much of a problem with it. Maybe I'm just a spoiled brat, I wondered out loud, which O. did not immediately, vehemently deny. Whatever-- I know my Korean food, and that was not even food.\n\nO.'s kimchi stew was edible but unspectacular, but I was surprised to taste pretty tender, good-quality pork in there, as well as a few rogue cubes of Spam-like meat. Our side order of jap chae, though heavily overcooked and overseasoned, was the most edible thing, especially with some rice to dilute it all.\n\nSo do I miss Gomnaru? Maybe just a smidge. I wish well of the owners of this restaurant, but the meal I had tonight at Kimchi Garden has officially been bumped up as my worst ever in Berkeley. NEVER again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "yG002rouE9uVYJWpPHcC9g", "date": "2008-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "R9KiyUMcddMOGjQbS-iFoQ", "text": "The location has changed names 3 times in the last 4 years and it serves the same food except now it cost a little bit more and they take a little longer to cook it.\n\nFood is mediocre, portions are big. Nothing too traditional, just basic korean food.\n\nThe giant big screen TV inside has lasted through all the owners. Cheers to the TV.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2008-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xJhmdopndIh4mWtxtbhL8A", "text": "I think this place used to be Gomnaru.  Whether it's owned by the same people remains a mystery.  \n\nA dining companion and I where craving Korean, but too lazy to bike to Sahn Maru in Oakland (and also too lazy to walk a couple blocks further to Koryo..it was HOT ok?!) so we settled for this place.\n\n1) Place your order at the counter from a menu on the wall.\n2) Get your order stub and take a seat in the dining area.\n3) Wait...and wait...and wait for your food.\n\nThe seafood pancake appetizer was probably the best thing about the meal.  Though there wasn't much evidence of seafood, the bottom was nice and crispy.  The seafood soft tofu soup was bland, and the only evidence of seafood was a single octopus tentacle hidden beneath some tofu.  My friend's ja jang myun was very funky tasting with odd little bits of potato.  I dunno how the Koreans do zha jiang mien, but it sure doesn't taste like the Chinese version.  \n\nI think the saddest part was that the meal did not include banchan.  I received a little dish of kim chi and julienned potatoes- neither were good.  \n\nI would like to advise those who are craving Korean food to learn from my mistake.  Walk a little further, spend a dollar more, and get some decent Korean food.  Now excuse me while I try to get rid of this MSG dry mouth.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ufqLPCf5zvabGb60XGJL0A", "date": "2008-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4nxTFCvzcb0fVo_BuYh64Q", "text": "Good portion and price, need i say more?  the food was good too.  i went on a tuesday night and we were the only ones in the place, it was kinda cool i enjoyed the peace and quiet.  im coming back.  save me a seat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gdv0YrIhcdRUJWm3yyB3kQ", "date": "2007-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3VdgnR_l1A2oBwhJV7ShpQ", "text": "The food is not that great, but I've never had anything terrible. (okay, the jjangmyun is pretty bad)\n\nCompared to most places in berkeley, kimchi garden is huge. Problem is, I've never seen more than 2 tables occupied any time I've gone there. I feel so bad for the nice old Korean folks who run this restaurant.  \n\nThis is why I keep coming back. \nA tiny part of me thinks that I can single-handedly keep this place open by dropping by every week with a new friend alongside me. \nI'm hoping to convert them to my cause of keeping kimchi garden in business, and maybe once they start having more customers, they'll be able to hire better cooks? \n\nI feel like I'm helping them by being a customer and when you feel good about yourself, food tastes better. \n\ngo and support.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JtU4gCI4lb0wm_XACmYMVA", "date": "2009-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8OuhQ2BBHIMn1v2DKuJzqw", "text": "I've came here twice.\nFirst time to celebrate a friend's birthday.\nSecond time was because Toust (another Korean restaurant) was closed.\n\nI must say that this restaurant holds the notorious title of LONGEST WAIT ever for my meal. I just keep waiting and waiting...only to see that people who ordered after me get their food first O_o...and then wait some more.\n\nFirst time I had some pancake thingy.\nSecond time I had fish covered with some sauce and rice.\n..Shows how memorable it was. -_-\n\nI'd recommand Toust just down the street on Durant (in Sather Lane I believe)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bdRjqMRTF8Lri1VEj5ZZwg", "text": "I don't think this place is TERRIBLE, but it's nothing special. The Korean BBQ ribs and BBQ beef are pretty good compared to BBQ Steve's in the Asian ghetto. I usually only order the beef and ribs and they've always been pretty good but I can't say anything about the other dishes. A bit pricey but if you're looking for a hot meal, not a bad place to stop.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zrHhzP4omVmB2yCFDzR00Q", "date": "2009-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KbRKjOawjqWESL6rwkxNVg", "text": "I love Kimchi Garden and maybe it's because I only stick with two items on the menu. These items - kimchi fried rice and kimbap - are consistently delicious. While I do agree that the wait time is slow, I think the food is worth the wait (although generally arriving at 11:30am seems to yield the fastest cooking time in my experience, which is after they open so they have time to prep and before the rush comes in). The kimchi fried rice is so good; I honestly think it's the best kimchi fried rice. I like how the rice clumps together, the spice level is great, and the satisfying taste of kimchi (that is not too sour), spam, sesame oil, and gochujang make this the perfect comfort food. I must have eaten kimchi fried rice every week for an entire semester...consistently good. When I don't order kimchi fried rice, I'll have the kimbap. The orders are huge...you get about 20 roles for $5. The rice is always soft, the sesame oil flavor is great, and the meat to veggie to radish ratio is always to my liking. I prefer the beef kimbap over the seafood kimbap and I find that 1 order is enough to last two meals or if I eat it all in one setting (which has happened before), I'm tied over for the entire day. The downside is that the owner is quite unfriendly...even though I've been there multiple times and very consistently throughout the last school year and a few times over the summer (and once this semester), he refuses to acknowledge me or make conversation with me. I've tried to talk to him in Mandarin and Korean as well...but I guess he's just not that interested. Oh well, I'm giving Kimchi Garden a good review anyways because when I crave kimchi fried rice or kimbap, this is the place I go and it satisfies me every time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jm67zVv_3X5re8Sb5eL9kg", "date": "2012-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_ewMYRe97U24jPwnk424cg", "text": "This place is great! I know people complain about the time, and that is a slight issue...but it doesn't make the food any less great!\n\nThe place is huge with big TV and good for group gatherings (also a private area). Also, the food is so authentic and they make it fresh (so it takes a pretty long time). I always get the kim bap (it's $5.95 after taxes) and they give you a GENEROUS PORTION! The ddukbokkie is the only one I didn't like as much, but their bulgolgi and hot plates are just TDF.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IOx43JxNBL54OGWubhSwhw", "text": "So, definitely not one of the better Korean restaurants I've had... but, the food is DECENT, and it's such a great price, I shouldn't be complaining. \n\nCurrently (Oct 2010), they have an amazing deal where you can pick between dukbokki/seafood pancake/and something else + BBQ chicken/spicy chicken/pork + soju for about $20 + tax. They even sometimes throw in a free ramen when you order the deal. I mean, how amazing is this pricing?!\n\nThe service is pretty n/a, because you order at the counter and pick up your own food. The size of the restaurant is pretty good for big groups/parties (unlike all the restaurants around the area).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TTNGgEwBZvcuknQm8PMzWA", "text": "Okay, I miss gommaru. Why did they have to change owners?\n\nThis place actually tastes pretty good because I like the soup. However, when I was going through my pescatarian phase, they did the unmentionable thing and added pork to my tofu soup. I SPECIFICALLY ASKED IF IT'S ONLY SEAFOOD and the lady said yes. Well, of course, when I was busy chowing down, I discovered pieces of flesh. \n\nI just left and didn't even finish my soup! I figured, why bother reasoning with the owners when they can barely speak English? If they didn't understand me the first time, why would they the second time? There goes $7 down the drain.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "tf8W5JGp54KrcbVNJL7nFQ", "text": "My friend keeps screaming to me \"GIVE THEM TWO!! Just give them TWO!!\" because he feels bad and thinks that if I give one star Kimchi Garden will go out of business.\n\n...\n\nGOOD.\n\nHellllllaaaaaaaa nasty ass chia jiang myun. \nIt's disgusting. \n\nThe other stuff looks, at least, edible. Gross ass chia jiang myun. go away from me.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "5Mq1XgO8B895imDSw8NF1g", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "sZuLT1Hg0YARve3Vtp4ydw", "text": "I know there isn't really any good Korean food in Berkeley. Nothing quite like the hometown where the local kids will say you can rate a restaurant's Korean food by the number of Ahjussi dressed in golfing apparel. For a non korean, Gomnaru was bearable just ordering soondubu. Now it's not even that great and the price went up as well. The couple that works here is really nice and they give large groups free food, but even then Berkel Berkel is better here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "paZ45HismsnPiO0zBHyGhg", "text": "Alright after a long Yelp review hiatus we come across to the grand opening of this Korean spot called Kimchi Garden.\n\nThe people who were accompanying me in the vicinity were as follows: Christine L., Shirley (Christine's friend), and Jake (my friend). We entered the premises and it is small and quaint. Nothing fancy, what made things sort of different is you have to place your order at the counter prior to being seated (Korean McDonalds anyone?). As we were seated, the atmosphere seemed a bit quiet. However there is an HDTV blasting with sports on.\n\nAwaiting for our food, we all decided to have a conversation about the infamous Cal Game going on that way. Shirley was moping, I didn't care and neither did Christine and Jake. After some more banter, within a span of 20 minutes the food arrived. I ordered bulgogi (beef dish) and so did Shirley. Christine ordered her pork dish, while Jake ordered the ribs. Nobody complained about the food, but it was decent.\n\nBut the one thing that made the experience all the better, is the conversations we had. The topics ranged from adventures in Santa Barbara, Dorks (the actual thing, not the cliche), and lastly the comparison between Science Majors and Business Majors. Good times...good times indeed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hLZhIcq9qupYTeW5FHInEA", "date": "2007-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Uf2ccuz2BYDfMz52PnVz6A", "text": "I'm usually not that good with spicy foods. Picture an Asian girl, hyperventilating & crying uncontrollably, and you'll understand. Nonetheless, yesterday was my first time diving into the deep end of the kiddy pool- I got kimchi fried rice! :D\n\nBut other than losing my spice-virginity (yes, I realize how weird that sounds), I was a bit disappointed with Kimchi Garden this time! I went with a group of 6-7 friends on a Wednesday night and it was pretty crowded. In other words, it took almost half an hour to get our food! One of our friends picked up dinner from somewhere else; he ended up finishing ling before we had even gotten our food!\n\nKimchi Garden, your food and portions aren't bad but, man, could you be any slower...?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "NeA51OvwVFdrHYKCZqD8-w", "text": "I went into the guy's restroom here accidentally once. The BBQ short ribs came out sizzlin' hot. You know your food is good when it starts talking to you. \n\nEverything else is just so-so, what do you expect from a place right next to a food court?\n\nThe lady that owns the place is real nice though! She acts like she's my really friendly aunt whenever I come to eat & read a book :).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w3iChbP_eECDwP4ar-zORA", "date": "2009-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "2mf3GcdMAypiYNu7YtGv7w", "text": "Champong was surprisingly good! Chewy noodles with lots of veggies in spicy broth. Perfect on a cold day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6qlkQhQFpuX7WXboTv9-dA", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PkSoDMwb3y3-lRsqaKqSGw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "8QnPlCc0WY_2D2mhSyH8_g", "text": "Cuz the other korean place was bereft of empty seats, i ended up here.\nat Kimchi garden, you order and pay at the counter. they bring the food to your table when it's ready. . there are about 20 entrees to choose from, the usual fare for korean eats.\n\nflatscreen: food channel\n\nsampling: seafood soft tofu(6.50)\n-came boiling hot, nice fresh soft tofu with bits of mussel, shrimps. oysters, and clams. flavoring was msg, chilies, and or seafood msg mix.\n-ordered mild, came a little spciy, can see chili flakes.\n-2 banchan, kimchi and a gluten something was ok.\n-bowl of lukewarm rice.\n\nbanchan:\n-courteous service\n-mostly self serve here\n-prices cheap and the food reflects it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5zxJiuzsusFg-R1iQ0E-DA", "text": "It's rough here on the outside -- it's dirty, busy and people are asking you for money.  But this is Berkeley, so how much are you going to let it bother you?  Inside the shops, there's Italian food, Chinese food, Korean food, Japanese food, Thai food, Vietnamese food, donuts and bubble tea.  There's Indian and Mexican food across the street, and hot dog and burger joints nearby.  I find that pretty exciting for a small city square.  Most places don't take credit / ATM cards or have a minimum purchase, but the trade off is that they're generally inexpensive eateries, they're open into the dark of night and they're good.  I've had some of my best meals here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AHyOfzGsYSSbl0TQ3Kt2Zw", "text": "Thai Basil and Gypsy's kept me fed during midterms and finals.  This place is conveniently located here campus and the dorms.  College kid budget friendly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JP6SEuTxTtKvGOLeVOGLqA", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B6jQhF3lIa02v5cFyxG_6Q", "text": "Pro\n\nopen late\nvariety of food available\nSeating indoor and outdoor\nsome (note some, not all) cheap options - college budget friendly\n\nCon\nall the smelly ghetto homeless people that hang out by the place\nno public bathroom\nsome of the restaurants are not exactly clean\naverage prices have been rising fast - and no longer 'ghetto'", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0LwN37IQHOPTSpVTmG1eKQ", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CFUFbGWUwhGTcCZmK2eOYQ", "text": "Super popular food court a block away from the south side of campus. Everyone comes here when they don't have another place in mind immediately. It's the place you automatically walk to with a group of indecisive people.\n\nWith that said, Asian Ghetto has, surprisingly, some of the better tasting food near Berkeley. Note I didn't say \"healthy\"...most of it is pretty oily, greasy, laden with calories. But that's just what college students need, right?\n\nIt's not all Asian food, but the Asian food here is what most people come for. A lot of them offer free water/tea too.\n\nMy favorites are:\nViet Nam Village -- despite the name, this place has great and fast Chinese food...the owner is really nice and will bring your food out to you if you're waiting outside. I've only ever sat down to eat inside here once. My favorite dishes here are beef chow fun, crispy noodle with shrimp, and scrambled eggs over rice with shrimp. Cash only.\n\nBear Ramen -- delicious Korean food made by a really nice ajuma. My favorites here are ddeok ramen, kimchi fried rice, ddeokbokki, curry rice, and seafood pancakes. Actually, I don't think you could really go wrong with anything here. Cash only.\n\nThai Basil -- this is a favorite of many people. I like their pad see ew and their satay chicken. They have good specials too. Credit card or cash.\n\nGypsy's -- Italian food, the only thing I really like here is the seafood angel hair pasta. The garlic bread is amazing b/c it's actually a roasted piece of garlic that you can spread on the bread...mmmm. Credit card of cash.\n\nKing Pin Donuts -- awesome selection of donuts, what more could you say? As one of the first shops in the Asian Ghetto, it's hard to resist that smell of fresh donuts as you walk by...\n\nSweetheart Cafe -- has always been a staple for boba. Moccacino on the other side (along Bancroft) is a good competitor. Quickly's (also in Asian Ghetto) is subpar, but they do have black sesame milk tea, which the others don't.\n\nAs for the rest, I wouldn't recommend Steve's Korean BBQ except for those who want value and don't care too much for quality. Pancho's Mexican isn't too bad. Mandarin House is subpar super unhealthy Chinese food (go to Viet Nam Village for good Chinese food), and I've never tried the gyros place or the Japanese place.\n\nI'll have to admit I'll actually miss this place after I move out of Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cg6iNu5BNBQ-XXYFUjOjKA", "text": "The only reason why I can see this place is called the \"Asian Ghetto\" is because of the number of Asians here. There's a Greek, Mexican, Italian, and donut restaurant all here too. That's half of the establishments in this food court! I just call it the \"Ghetto.\"\n\nAnyway, the place is pretty janky. The tables outside appear to be glazed or something, and the place is always filled with random puddles, pigeons, hobos and overfilled trash cans. It's pretty cool to eat in the Ghetto as a college freshman or if you're just visiting Berkeley but after a while it gets really old. I'd rather just grab my food and just go home and eat. \n\nThe one redeeming factor? The fact that it's so convenient and the food served is pretty good!\n\nThe only places I know of that take credit cards now are Steve's Korean BBQ, Gypsy's, and Kingpin.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2011-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CyTixUsxzGZO2jK4M1D9XA", "text": "Lots of options for the student or person in/near Telegraph area of Berkeley.  Lots of pretty so so food.  In the past, this place has even had not one, but two bars.\n\nGone are the halcyon days of House of Kabob, replaced by a similar, but not as friendly and not as good Cal Gyro's.  Had to ask for the garlic sauce.  The pitas weren't spiced and grilled.  And the overall sauce flavor was inferior.  And the owner's daughter told me that they were way better than the old place (there from at least 1994 to about a year ago).  Oh, well I'm sure your opinion isn't biased, heh.\n\nMandarin Chinese is still there and after my one time there I decided going back wasn't a necessity.  Poorly made food, largely flavorless, honestly it gives Chinese (which can be a pretty interesting and fun cuisine) a bad name.\n\nThai Basil has been there at least 13 years, replacing one of the bars.  They make a terrific yellow curry chicken.  They make you wait forever, it's like being in a non-heavily touristed part of a third world country.  I've strayed from the yellow curry chicken a few times and was never pleased with the results, all pretty mediocre, quite unusual for what is usually pretty interesting in all that is Thai cuisine.  If you work really hard, even a white guy like myself can get very spicy food.  I like the really spicy, but if you don't, please don't be a hero as people that think they like spicy, but really don't have made it extremely hard for me to get the spicy.  Ask for 3 stores, be emphatic and you'll get it the best possible way, really spicy which I know is somewhat inappropriate for yellow curry chicken, but that's how I like it.  :)\n\nKing Pin doughnuts has great hours (any time) and solid, fresh doughnuts.  The doughnut lovers that I knew were all VERY fond of this place.\n\nI've found Gypsey Trattoria badly overpriced and it's very inexpensive for Italian food.  I can easily make better and I'm decent, but probably only on par or slightly inferior to the average Italian restaurant.  Kind of a long wait.  It's very popular so maybe one of the largely uninspired, simple to make menu items that I haven't tried (all but 8 or so) is a lot better?  Or maybe people just think it seems cool, don't have that discriminating of a palate and go there because it's close.\n\nGiven the high turnover rates and incredible location (near something like 15,000 students living Southside), I suspect it's a pretty tough place to run a business.\n\nThere's a Japanese/sushi place that I used to like, but it changed owners and got more expensive.\n\nSteve's Barbecue is a long term staple.  Cheap, large portions of marinated beef and kimchi, pretty basic, enjoyable as a quick food fix.\n\nVietnam Village was nice enough to introduce me to rice nuggets and has a large, fairly interesting menu.  It's cheap, it's an adventure, it's not a bad option.  Fairly fast.\n\nSatay House has never impressed me.  Flavorless Thai?  How is that possible?\n\nIt's slummy, the outdoor seating has every seat right next to a typically almost overflowing trashcan and bums will ask you for money on your way in and out.  Great for a quick fix in the area and good for those on a budget, otherwise, I'd look elsewhere to get fed, generally.\n\nNot all options apply for all restaurants.  Some may not take cards.  I'm not actually sure ANY places serve alcohol.  \n\nCal Gyros and the mixture of sensible pricing and many restaurant options are why I give them 3 stars, otherwise, they'd get less due to dirty Bohemian atmosphere and generally mediocre food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "s6MvJ-hsyzSmSkzG8VeQQw", "date": "2010-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dykQiBFZsW8C5ORTDMgCiA", "text": "No UC Berkeley Asian student can make it through their education without the nourishment from the Asian Ghetto. Ironically there's nothing really ghetto at all besides the overfilled trash cans towards the end of the night and the bum sitting in the front panning out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ExnQlgxws-qIx4TaHW1Hhg", "text": "before I came up to NorCal,\nmy friends who graduated from Cal warned me to stay away from this place\n\nbut I wanted to give it a try, since it's pretty close to our campus\n\nmy first impression was that \nthis place was very DIRTY!! as soon as I walked in, I realized why people\ncall this place Asian Ghetto\nanyways, I usually go to Thai Basil or Gypsy's\nand I think their food is over price\nalso, they recently reduce the size of food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "okAkTJtCvifjnsFuTcQ9DQ", "date": "2009-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G6eThYB9QMiis73N3QGgPQ", "text": "I love this place! Whenever me and my friends visit Berkeley we'd always go to the Yogurtland on Shattuck ave. and the Asian Ghetto. It's just a nice little hangout spot with cheap but delicious food. It's especially wonderful that the restaurants are open till very late. I always recommend friends to go here and they all love it. I can't wait to come again this week.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RHl_kHgK-koy58otORcwwA", "date": "2010-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HM8MtBdP8gA5lYzNWgTnKg", "text": "this is just a review for the food ghetto and not its restaurants. it's exactly what it sounds like. don't expect anything fancy, we're not stanford. great grub though, if you live on the southside, it's just a must to eat here atleast a couple times a week.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "srgekIDbtUSiml3Z0iHmhg", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ip_hVt0xuE39Ym0TA0Sm0Q", "text": "The \"Asian food ghetto\" (I put in quotation mark because it is not all Asian. In fact barely over half of the joints in this place are Asian.) provided me some decently delicious food without breaking my bank when I used to live in Berkeley and down on periods of financial hard times.\n\nI mostly patronized the Thai place, the Korean BBQ place, and the Gypsy Italian place.\n\nNever been much of a doughnut fan, so can't comment too much about King Pin. And I think the Mandarin Chinese place has the worst food of them all.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jt-l2dBqFtoY1v9Ka1jnyQ", "date": "2009-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ke2fg1k8AP4R-pylxqSr3A", "text": "Pretty good service.. But the have too much extra charges.. Lol, like 15c for box and 50c transaction fee.. I understand the transaction fee but the box? Lmao", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RgGTW8DphjB5qtvpxDfh_Q", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KeBM0jYbh7bVhdAwR4qD1A", "text": "Asian Ghetto! 5 stars just because this is what fed me during my freshmen year as a starving college student ... so many good memories here!  When you're a poor college student, you can't expect more than this.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "--ZNfWKj1VyVElRx6-g1fg", "date": "2010-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l_7u0OJLi8Dzmpbte2gRpQ", "text": "This place is simply fantastic for delicious cheap food. I was born and raised in San Francisco, so I can't get enough Asian food, and I have very high standards. The Asian Ghetto meets those standards. The Vietnamese and Thai are my favorites, but it's all good in my opinion. \n    By the way, don't forget about what I call Asian Ghetto #2 on Hearst Ave. (across from North Gate next to Etcheverry). It's a food court that has Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Thai, with an American grill and a Top Dog for good measure. It's also worth checking out for sure.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5lp-OP0wP9CPk_S3sIt08g", "date": "2008-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M5iuhN8QeCy1yGXWO7hpeg", "text": "A good conglomeration of a variety of mostly-Asian-themed food places. There IS a gyro place, a Mexican place, and an Italian place here too though. Overall, food here is cheap, and this is an easy meeting place for groups/people who don't know what they want to eat/people who want to eat different things/people who want to eat late at night. There's a center area with a good amount of seating, though it could be cleaner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mr3p5bOj7-8sVBJ55cqxHw", "text": "First place most group of friends think about when we want to find a place to eat. Variety of food makes the majority happy. Downside now is that most of them don't take credit card anymore. Shouldn't be too big of an issue since there's a BoA and Walgreens nearby.\n\nSometimes the hobo in front Ghetto plays super loud old-school music that can get annoying if you're eating outside and trying to have a conversation, but he's a nice dude.\n\nI personally come here a lot at night for the boba.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ucFw9UkaSOC0eZ52sixgYw", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MW_65l3CWKZqrtwZVO_hXg", "text": "What's not to like, a small area for just Asian food in the heart of Berkeley?  I wouldn't drive from the South Bay for this place unless i'm the area but the food is good and decent prices.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MyQUXKhB0LMaBIW1hwA__A", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N686yEjzTm7Ltyw9Ez1xXA", "text": "This place has a good variety of different kinds of food. Not a fan of all of the restaurants, but that's why there are so many others.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oVJx3qn8MC7lvtip9iabmw", "text": "This is part of my Berkeley retrospective series.\n\nA comprehensive review will take too long. So briefly.\n\n1) Thai Basil - 4 stars. Nicely done Thai food. I admit I haven't been adventurous enough with the menu, but I dig the Basil chicken and garlic pepper chicken dishes (ordered really spicy, of course). They remind me of Thai joints in Houston, which is a good thing. Comfort food.\n\n2) Gypsy's - 3 stars. Initially a fantastic experience, but the overwhelming use of heavy pasta sauces eventually dulls the taste buds. The \"light\" dishes are just not tasty, period. Use of herbs and appropriate seasoning is absent, use of HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM is abundant. The lingering aroma/odor of stale mozzarella cheese is present in the air. Busy.\n\n3) Mandarin house - 2 stars - Inferior to the other place outside the ghetto. Store owner really hates you for some reason. Not too packed usually.\n\n4) Fantasia house (sp?) - 3.5 stars - never tried their food, but their smoothies are the bomb. That's all.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BH0ztyrJa1IWuJYEcvfYRA", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rG5BNtrRDGB4BZeHfl2pzA", "text": "Ah, memories.  I will always remember late night runs to the Asian Ghetto to get food before it closes during finals or lazy days when we didn't feel like cooking for ourselves.  Or grabbing some food in between classes and bringing it on campus to eat in the grass on nice sunny days.  The food is cheap and there is a good variety to choose from.  The location is super convenient for Berkeley students.  My favorites were the Vietnamese place for their varietal menu and Steve's BBQ for their delicious meat and kimchi.  Asian Ghetto has never disappointed me!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_Ly42BlHlM_OxDq80mbh8Q", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "roWxQUrbk5Qx_kWit4Y3wQ", "text": "I love this eatery! It has all the food that I like. Convenient, reasonable prices, and they open late.\n\nHate the nickname for this place though.\n\nCal Gyro has a really nice gentleman that guides you on what to order. Keeps you entertained while you wait. The chicken gyro is delicious! \n\nThai Basil hits the spot every time. Loveeeee the daily special! $5.75 for a whole meal is the bomb.\n\nSushi House of Berkeley is all right but still good food. The lunch special is a good price for a little bit of everything.\n\nQuicklys is small and a little dirty but $1.50 for a taro milk tea - that ain't bad seriously.\n\nThis is the place to go for hungry ass college students, esp. when you haven't eaten the whole day from studying or grinding on that paper. You can run over and grab a quick bite, for that moment you can just chill out on some good, cheap food. :)\n\nOh how I love DURANT SQUARE!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PV3v32q6W8VStUH9bzDTaA", "date": "2010-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RRYa7uYEIkMIX-NZRfDb8g", "text": "Convenient, decent prices, food is alright. The new Mexican place and the Korean place are probably the worst ones. Gypsy's is a classic and Thai Basil is always satisfying. The food is much better than the collective of Asian restaurants on North Side.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RVut38OTElYJmMQ6WtTQHg", "text": "The Ghetto, a place of fine dining, wonderful decor, and wonderful company.....j/k.  But seriously, the ghetto is a cool place to get a lot of variety.  The Thai place is good, but the food takes forever, the Korean place is the place to get meat! (the spicy pork is good for the amount you get), the Vietnam Village is solid, Gypsy's is bomb (just make sure you're not lactose intolerant) and King Pin Doughnuts....fresh doughnuts at midnight...need i say more? :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y35gHGquGM5lIVmaEtMZXQ", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wbpeT7lnbHGhFPGrgAgvEA", "text": "Its called the asian ghetto for a reason, and it is a goddamn beautiful place. If you arent asian (and im not), you should probably do a lap first. You will see tons of college kids eating indescribable foods from styrofoam boxes. I normally try to spot the awkward skinny girl sitting by herself eating some strange concoction that involves a whole squid or baby octopus. Look around, there is always at least one.\n\nAnyway, most of the time you will end up at Thai Basil, but i suggest branching out from time to time. I mean the WORST that could happen is your immediate and untimely death due to an allergy to some strange food product you didnt know people ate, right? Thats a risk worth taking.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xWChu03zprNx6o_zkOw12g", "date": "2008-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wPvuV6LJWNHJwGDzIMKenA", "text": "Pretty much the \"chinatown\" of berkeley. Here you can find all sort of asian food. From korean to vietnamese to Ethiopian! what else can u ask for? \n\nA lot considered it dirty, but I consider it cute & convenient. I can walk way with a delicious plate of combo Pad Thai with shrimp, tofu AND chicken, pretty decent kbqq ribs and my ultimate bubble milk tea from quickly (or sweetheart)..... and ALL in the same location. WHEEE!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KRZALzi0ZgrGYyjZNg72_g", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XcEjJ7ZJupbckLp1hFLE5g", "text": "THE place to be if you're a Cal student. Everyone comes here.\n\nThe favorites: Vietnam Village, Steve's Korean BBQ, Thai Basil, Gypsy's, Bear's Ramen.\n\nAlways the lunch spot to hit up. Not always the cleanest though.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZGT9H35Edi4y8rHYSqSKfg", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xHl9_hq6l5MCkWUBe18LVA", "text": "Asian Ghetto, my best friend during my time at Cal. It's actually not very ghetto except for the fact that there is a bum or two panhandling out front, it's a little dirty due to the constant presence of pigeons (watch out for the one with only one foot, it's mean!), and the trashes tend to overflow. Hmm, on second thought, maybe it is a little ghetto. But cheap and tasty food always brought me back here. In fact, Gypsy's still draws me back when I'm in Berkeley.\n\nGypsy's, Bear's Ramen, and Thai Basil are the places to eat. I wouldn't bother with the rest. \nFor boba, Quickly and Sweethearts are equally decent.\n\nIf you're a Cal student, be prepared to run into a good amount of people you know as EVERYONE comes here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h8Oa43i4b9D3N27wmuIaSA", "date": "2011-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yMd8UF4ORv7M7PG3_3bsrw", "text": "Effing convenient when you don't have that much to grab lunch and are with a group of people who don't know what kind of food they want.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tTW7ILzRPcqDvJvqddlGVw", "date": "2012-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "r-kedSvQ6cUQH73utZl34Q", "text": "This is where my friends and I go when we can't really think of any place else to eat...the ghettoooo\n\nThere really are a lot of different types of food you can get in the ghetto from Italian at Gypsy's, to sushi at that one sushi place, to thai at the thai place at the end...haha guess i never really pay attention to the names. \n\nThe prices here are great for college kids on a budget. And usually portions are pretty big. Also Pancho's is open till 3 am so it's perfect for late night nachos!\nOh and don't forget a donut from kingpin", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "shV-WcwUDEf6MicEuqCB1A", "text": "I've had spoiled meat from Steve's Korean BBQ, spoiled eggs from Thai Basil, too-heavy-cheesy-everything from Gypsy's.  That, and the piles of plastic containers and what not surrounding every trash can and spilling over onto the tables and chairs and floors, kind of killed it for me.  \n\nI would say come here for cheap food, and nothing else, but for that, I go to Blondie's or Smart Alec's.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "yQmqcY2Kmwb7eG1XvatHWw", "date": "2008-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TbDuQXu8T92zB52-oWNf-g", "text": "I don't think anybody in the world can even count all the times I've been to this area to grab a meal. So many...so many...\n\nThere is no restaurant here that doesn't have something I truly enjoy to eat. Oops double negative. Luckily the Asian Ghetto is a double positive in my book. Zing!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wYFUW0WNGpKr5m7uyzZnww", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Q_lGXbdcqaiVshch6DJtqg", "text": "Good memories of the Asian Ghetto! This was the only place that consistently had good cheap eats from morning till late at night. My favorites were Bear Ramen House and Thai Basil. \n\nIt's called ghetto for a good reason, though. The outdoor tables are next to a lot of trash cans, flies, and bums that are constantly harassing you for change. My favorite memory was of a bum who asked me for change and called me a fucking chink after I told him I had none (I really didn't have change). Ya gotta love this place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CU2R6Niq5p-ASgY2ZPURug", "date": "2011-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nJ7uJq93z0pTrntCZdNLyg", "text": "This place is a cool place for college food. I like coming here with friends to grab a bite, but i can't say eating in the area has been pleasant. \n\nIf you sit outside you are constantly hounded by pigeons, spiders, and a variety of insects. \n\nI'd come here again on any given day with college friends. \n\nI ate at the sushi place inside the ghetto and it's ok. Nothing great or fancy. In my particular opinion it's overpriced food in general for regular asian food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6Hc2cW6W9THRVEh732pOSA", "date": "2011-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H_4UawcDb9DDk7nh8Vra0A", "text": "The Asian Ghetto is truly ghetto: the dining area that's in the center of the ghetto is always filthy and nobody ever cleans it; right outside, there's always homeless people hanging out asking for money; there's hoards and hoards of pigeons walking around picking up food people dropped onto the ground. All this, makes for a very nasty place to eat at. If you come later in the day, there's also a funky smell here, from all the discarded food and the homeless people that run through the place. \n\n\nThe restaurants themselves are not bad (I have reviewed them separately), but this is a review for the square and the square is no good. I went down to UCSD recently and their food court, the equivalent of the ghetto, is incredible. Infinitely cleaner than the ghetto. \n\nNote: most restaurants in the Asian Ghetto are cash only.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O_Au9KwWgT8cUrR62IkAXg", "text": "Asian Ghetto is the ultimate places to get food from, this square has a selection of Italian, Japanese, Vietnamese/Chinese, Korean, Gyros and Donuts. All suitable for Students who are on the Go, because of fast service and cheap prices But with a Good Quality set of food selections as well. All CAL students know this. \n\n- Go Bears!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HFy3SRokZVSAeH3i8r2P5g", "date": "2008-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "czOFuq8-GsFEDrgm5EKu4Q", "text": "Bum on the trailhead of Asian Ghetto, bumpin' a boombox of remixed 2Pac classics for late night entertainment. Fine 18-yr old undergrads flooding the joint all hours of the day and night. Trash dumpster divers rummaging through the huge trash cans - just be wary of that dirty 'ish. If no one in your large group can decide on where to go, this is the choice epicenter of informal food eats at UC Berkeley. One block from campus, it's the spot really for its accessibility at all times of the day/night, good with groups, and variety. \n\nMy latest visit Friday night, only after Gordo's on College Ave. closed, was the newer member of the Asian Ghetto called Pancho's taqueria. The chicken burrito was x-large. Just be sure to get plenty of hot sauce with your order so you can drench the burrito's inside.\n\nBy the way, this place is for people on FOOT or BIKE. Not much parking so get with the new decade 2011 and ditch the motor vehicle.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s0uRpZshE7y02Vbyy0Gj8w", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gubQpoR7fwIplx_YOO14Lg", "text": "I love this place! Every time I visit my friends at Berkeley I always make them eat here with me. It's good cheap food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-LhU9PZZKaP_xFa_rjo9jQ", "date": "2009-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_NgDkHHSJYzGkmpPCqA9Xw", "text": "haha! it's actually listed as \"asian ghetto\"...i thought that was just a nick name locals used...and not listed on yelp!  that's awesome...\n\nI digress...it's perfect for late night munchies and boba.  it's convenient, inexpensive, and convenient. The food has variety..and, it actually tastes good..unlike overpriced Asian food restaurants (ahem, va de vi's)...\n\nThe best \"Asian food on a budget\" one-stop shop...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OsFnM3mr5KfElBvDFNCdMA", "date": "2008-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vdjznNFBG5g9elCAkCohiw", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 5\nService: 3\n\nMediocre/crappy food, but apparently great for college students. I feel sorry for the people who think food from the Asian ghetto is \"really good.\" At best, it's \"all right\" or \"okay.\" Like people have said, seating is sometimes a pain. At least it's quick and close to campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "waPCQIBz5d5XQU7SP5h5Kw", "text": "hahahah\nfirst i saw the \"durant square\" and i was about to write a review saying \"whats that? you mean the ghetto?\" then i saw the rest of the title. a few of my friends used to get so upset that it was called the ghetto :P they are like, super azns that fight for azn rights, i mean, nothing against them, i totally support their cause, but come on... (irene, that was for you :P)\n\nanyway, this \"square\" is great. the food is great, cheap as all hell, fast and open late. love the thai basil, bear ramen and gypsy's\nalso, since they \"remodeled\" the place, its cleaner and the flooring isnt as weird, but i think they just poured concrete over the old cobblestone so now when you sit outside, the benches seem a lot shorter... does anyone know what i mean?\n\noh and the boba places are dirt cheap too\nbut i think i like sweatheart's better than the quickly", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2009-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "A0V4FOaUGaLos14uB4PEyQ", "text": "So many great places to choose from. I love going to thai basil, steve's korean bbq, gypsys for pasta, and sweetheart cafe for boba and popcorn chicken. All of them are affordable and open late. It's the perfect spot when you're with a group because there's something for everyone.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qu-r6QIV46StPjPYKt51Og", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cnoALurZ6Qjfr1ySlZCHdw", "text": "This place is one of the main reasons I cross the Caldecott tunnel to get some food!  I love hitting this place up!  I almost always hit up the Ramen House and get my usual order, kim chi fried rice!  The \"Ghetto\" has Japanese, Vietnamese, Thai, Korean, and Chinese food.  I love hitting up Sweetheart Cafe and getting boba.  And the donut shop is great, especially when you get the fresh donuts they just made. \n\nIt can get pretty busy here with all the Cal students, but there are plenty of tables outside to eat at.  This place is definitely a must whenever I'm in Berkeley!  I'm getting hungry just thinking about it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1Xu5QNfEJwgztEnt8t-j7g", "date": "2008-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eFsDIngANE1ua8vOplFI2Q", "text": "Tried Steve's Korean BBQ at Durant at GFC (Ghetto Food Court)...  \n\nThe BBQ Beef ($7) was delicious....generous portion with kimchi and steamed sprouts... the BBQ Chicken ($7) was tasty but rather dry...  \n\nIt was strange to see four Hispanic guys running the place and not one asian worker in sight....   \n\nAlso, it has a clean bathroom for customers...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHBe9BRlzZJoIvfsOXxPnw", "date": "2008-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EmLdUAPk8LHeFCEjfl3dsA", "text": "Since there are so many small places in here I would prefer to comment on them all as a whole compared with individually listing each place. To save some time I will talk about the 3 places which I find the most interesting the first being Quickly. Yeah yeah I know, how un-unique could I be but hear me out for a second. This is one of the only places that serves tapioca (sorry \"boba\" fans) in the area and their drinks are very well priced. From offering great specials to catering to a large group of Asian-American students they have done a good job preparing high quality drinks for a low price. Outside the fact that no matter where you go there will be a slight smell of garbage around along with the usual homeless person asking for spare change, it's nice to know that a community like Berkeley can have an area specific to Asian Americans.\n\nWith that said there are two places which stick out in my head more than any others. I know there are many other places around and one day I may update this post to reflect that but due to writers block I will keep things simple and suggest 2 places to go to no matter what. First off is Steve's Korean BBQ. Recently I have noticed that they have been raising their prices (due to inflation and the economy) but there is no where else can you find yourself satisfied with meat, rice, and a generous helping of kim chi on the side. It's in my opinion the best deal in the area. Second is King Pin. What is this you may ask? Well think of it as Krispy Kreme but much better. Not only is it open late at night but the items they serve here are much more superior to the fast donuts that they serve at Krispy Kreme. I always enjoy coming here early in the morning to get a donut getting my fix on sugar. The food made is always extremely fresh and it's nice to get to know the staffers as well.\n\nWith that all said there are many other places to check out, and there are other reviews that you can read that go into further detail that what I have written about. Regardless of who sez what, if you ever find yourself in the area, this is the place to check out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xbSjBSDhl1asvg4g0-9SXQ", "date": "2009-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fDHBIZ5Sqwu7fqEZ6Rv_rw", "text": "a star for convenience as a cal student, a star for good prices, a star for tasty foods, and a star for all of the homeless people.\n\nbut i can't give you anymore stars, asian ghetto! \n\nalso, if you have a car, do not try parking here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "N8vSg-9IYu_FNa85LWMxgg", "text": "Best hang out place around campus. A variety of food to choose from and a fairly moderate price. And all are open quite late ~1pm on Weekends? Anyway, my favorites are the kimchee fried rice and ramen at the Korean place. Go Bears!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QQSlx-l_cfwkVrNwjV_HgQ", "date": "2008-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "WhcZC8CY7yePX8J03XqAlA", "text": "You were the place where I had many intimate lunches between classes.\n\nYou were the place where we had large crowds take up the benches.\n\nYou provided food and comfort whenever I desired.\n\nYou had all the Asian selections I could possibly have dreamed off.  And you never once tried to rip me off.\n\nBut best of all, I can count on you not to change much for years to come.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tGgTIueZy1JNTzQD9rkZLQ", "date": "2008-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nf2v0Ye-BmdHV_BK3F2Psw", "text": "There is a reason why whenever my feet go on autopilot after a meeting or practice or class, they take me straight to Durant Food Court everytime - I can always find something to eat here.\n\nWhether it be a Calzone at Gypsy's, Taro Milk Tea at Sweethearts, BBQ Beef at Steve's, or Pad See Ew Chicken at Thai Basil, DFC has become my most frequented eating spot in Berkeley.\n\nTrue it can be a lot cleaner, and use more seating, but the food is both cheap and delicious - a must-eat-here for the college student and the Cal visitor.\n\nDurant Food Court is not just an Asian Ghetto.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xiBGreimmO1XYqznZIwv1w", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "nvm-Bb_GB44iZ_Nv0dt-NA", "text": "Review is for Steve's Korean BBQ only!\n\nGREAT deal, huge portion enough for 2 girls, tons of meat.\n\nTastes: WEIRD tasting kimchi, really weird, it's got this pineapple taste to it, soggy and gross. The chapchae was good, sprouts was good. My Kalbi was FATTY...but it's hard to avoid eating the pure beef fat because the marinate is so dark. It upsets my stomach badly afterward...\n\nKorean BBQ right? None of the people worked there was Korean, go figure!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "m3f1x02-81PfN-3LnIzOlg", "date": "2009-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "f-_Z0eARPk-5d-F0OR4EWQ", "text": "Ate here a total of 4 times during my first few months at Berkeley. Then I found better friends. (Better because they never tormented my taste buds with the likes of \"Asian Ghetto\" food.) Adios. Never again. It was not nice knowing you.\n\nYes, it's great mediocre college food. Yes, it's conveniently located near campus and the dorms. But to the people who really think the food from the Durant Square is \"tasty and really good,\" from what rock did you crawl out of?\n\nThe food here isn't even that cheap. There are so many options out there for the same price! I cry at the accepted lowered standard every time I pass by this place. But I suppose this is all part of what college experience is supposed to be.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rke-uYHINHJmYKk7nXxzYw", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "-ZazEJjei3wKbbEdeZTO6g", "text": "What's that you say? You're craving some cheap Asian food out of a styrofoam container & want to eat it at a table that's missing some chairs in a dingy alley-like place, while being accosted to \"Spare-a quartah?!?!?!\" by various homeless people? You're in luck! Durant Square meets all of your requirements!\n\nSeriously though, the food's not all that spectacular (though it is spectacularly cheap) & what the hell is up with the bizarre seating? It's like they originally planned to have tables with some benches & some chairs, & then someone stole all the chairs (probably one of those homeless people, who then sold them for a quartah. I don't get it.\n\nBut hey, it doesn't seem to bother Berkeley folks too much, so I'm not about to get all uppity about it. When you're done downing your greasy (Chinese, Thai, Japanese, Vietnamese, Italian (wtf? I thought this was the ASIAN ghetto)) food, head over to King Pin & watch the donut man dunk his delectable treats in (chocolate, powdered sugar, etc) & then spend a few of those quartahs (that you're not planning to share because you know they'll just spend it on drugs anyway) & get some donut holes.\n\nBring cash. I don't think any of those places take cards, & while they have an ATM in the back of one of the restaurants, with BofA & Wells Fargo half a block away, there's no sense in wasting your money on bank fees. & finally, keep in mind that all these places close ASS-EARLY. Like 9. Or earlier. Isn't this a college town?!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QgcdouqxvtrDoBv9ojDx2w", "date": "2009-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "107n5IomMCXBLfyazzJp-w", "text": "Ahh Asian Ghetto... how I love thee, let me count the ways... \n\nMeesha's \nSteve's BBQ \nBear Ramen House \nKing Pin Donuts \nThai Basil \nand more....\n\nYou never disappoint with your cheap eats, your savory flavors, your heart stopping goodness.  Something for everyone in a little outdoor terrace packed with people and college kids.  The best concentration of street food in Berkeley.  Sigh...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DXBQUKjnyK2QN3KUJuQbqQ", "date": "2008-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 31, "useful": 30, "funny": 27}, "review_id": "Tg8V2FGR297dnx4mSeImbA", "text": "Ah, the Asian Ghetto. The dirty benches, the row of instrument-playing bums, the overwhelming smell of garbage...what is there not to miss about this place?\n\nHere's a rundown of my favorite restaurants (ranked in order of tastiness):\n\n1) Steve's Korean BBQ (5 stars): Where else can you get nearly a pound of meat atop of a heap of rice and generous sides of kim chi and sprouts all for about $8? Although they've been raising the prices, the amount of good food you get makes it totally worth it. \n\n2) King Pin (4.5 stars): The 2am, post frat party hot spot. Best. Donuts. EVER. No matter what you are--drunk or sober, fat or skinny--you're bound to love King Pin Donuts. The donut holes here are amazing (especially when they're warm).\n\n3) Thai House (4 stars): Incredibly slow service and a bit overpriced, but their Garlic Pepper Chicken is incredible (as is their Pad Thai).\n\n4) Mandarin House (4 stars): Two words: general chicken! Not to mention their boba is arguably the best in Berkeley.\n\n5) Gypsy's (3.5 stars): A bit too oily and fatty for my taste, but you can't deny the huge portions you get of such Italian staples as the Gnocchi, Chicken Carbonara, and Pepperoni Calzone, all for around $6. The food is good--not great--and come with a pretty tasty garlic-topped piece of toast. \n\n6) Bear's Ramen (3 stars): Kim Chi fried rice with spam! Though that's all I've ever had here. The rest of the menu doesn't seem appetizing to me.\n\n7) Lotus House (3 stars): Good pan fried noodle with beef, decent everything else (including boba).\n\nUC Berkeley wouldn't be the same without Asian Ghetto, its lower-end culinary pride and joy. Over my 4 years at Cal, this place kept me sane, happy, and very full. Despite its sketchiness, the Ghetto has a unique charm about itself. It's always crowded and the food certainly tastes better than you might expect.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YKu33NNXHgghlqiWl3Z0Cw", "date": "2009-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ASvRWrXBjdV4b2tTkat9hg", "text": "I have no idea of why a review doesn't exist for the ghetto overall already, but rather only for it's individual restaurants.\n\nI can see how many Cal student's lives would have been much more worse at school if it weren't for the presence of this group of restaurants.  They literally seem to have something for every taste you're happening to crave.  People will end up having \"favorites\", and ever argue about what the best dish and deal are at the ghetto.\n\nThe asian ghetto's food shines compared to the Emeryville Public Market (which is what I'm closer to now) and I'll gladly drive here from work for lunch because I miss it.  I can see how things could get old if you come here everyday, but it would take a lot longer to get old than if you went to ONE restaurant everyday :)\n\nSome Favorites:\n\nCrazy Alfredo at Gypsys.  Pad-See-Ew at Thai Basil.  Spicy BBQ Pork at Steve's Korean.  Spam Kim-Chee Fried Frice at Ramen House.  Donuts!  and much more!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l9BVZqg2hp1oyFgXpRtWlw", "date": "2008-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "plRUSuB_uY_dEgcMqeZMYA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "i2daOLFjjZ-2p4cAP7GIAA", "text": "One of the best places to get food at when I was at Berkeley visiting my brother. Almost hole in the wall type place (hence \"ghetto\"). I've tried the Thai and Vietnamese restaurants and have had good experiences with both. \n\nIf I went Cal.... I would eat there A LOT. Very inexpensive, convenient, and a variety of places to choose from.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "X5qBvQtKvdT0w36uhxP4vA", "date": "2008-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Ptnj8232ciZyaKAdDIhpdg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8-CUES2PCUfp18ohiD2zlw", "text": "This is really good. Came here on a free meal day. Delicious, tender beef and tasty chicken, with some interesting pasta and some rice. Don't know why people don't know about this place. More people should come!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8MnvN0Iqo7bXUU8Ux88F4w", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Ptnj8232ciZyaKAdDIhpdg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zc4OKd_3AxXUsfh8ifld9Q", "text": "Delicious food, great service, very nice people! I really wish they had more business, but their location is unfortunate.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XVS2-iHtF6drv7yo9J71kw", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Ptnj8232ciZyaKAdDIhpdg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HbBzvK-BXXuDtLd9M3kkUw", "text": "Best koobideh I have had in Berkeley. Overall kebobs better than Diyar just up the street, much better quality ingredients especially in salads and cheaper - pretty big meal for ~$7. Lamb kebob was excellent.\nGood for groups as ample seating, will be back to try one of their wraps next time.\n\nOne thing that would make this place really great and make me want to spend time with my laptop (to take advantage of free wifi) would be Turkish Coffee/ Persian tea from those little tiny cups or glasses and baklava and/or persian rice cookies!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Yjg0D_n_UPbal41xJC01hQ", "date": "2012-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Ptnj8232ciZyaKAdDIhpdg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HYU0QNLpwBQhsIsQVJLLDQ", "text": "The grilled Veggie Plate was outstanding! The Koobideh on a plate or in a rap is delicious and authentic Persian.\n\nThe service is very friendly. Stop in the next time you're in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1IkuZcHQWyzKwnSKXeZKPQ", "date": "2012-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Ptnj8232ciZyaKAdDIhpdg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VsEexssevLUBwpiDd0Pu9Q", "text": "Fairly decent food considering this is in Berkeley (especially when you compare it with Asian ghetto stuff) so this place really deserves more attention. The sandwiches taste very fresh, and the kebab meat is tender, unlike some Berkeley restaurants that make you chew on meat-like pebbles. Definitely drop by here especially with their buy one get one free promotion still up!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y7XzbYsDOZQMILOEvJaGoQ", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Ptnj8232ciZyaKAdDIhpdg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YRUF4CI3E3KQOwJjWJvFFQ", "text": "update:\nthey gave the interior a new paint job and it's much more inviting now. check them out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zWa3If7VpGBGWpEgl0aqGA", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Ptnj8232ciZyaKAdDIhpdg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c797w240DzsEVil6iQ6quw", "text": "This is a new place that opened where sufficient grounds used to be, and the space is redecorated and very open. I felt like the decorations were kind of tacky, but the seating was nice, and the owners were super friendly and attentive!\n\nWe tried the BBQ chicken sandwich and tilapia sandwich. They were more like wraps than sandwiches, although instead of tortillas they used a thin sheet of bread to wrap around the ingredients. All the vegetables were very fresh, and the bread was freshly made and really yummy! The tilapia was very healthy-tasting, but lacked flavor, but the chicken was pretty tasty, and I really liked the pesto sauce (you can choose between different sauces for the sandwich).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Ptnj8232ciZyaKAdDIhpdg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LTjpVyxqA_HOgxQrBWv2bw", "text": "Planet Kabob doesn't have all their signs up. nevertheless the most important one was up:            .   \"GRAND OPENING SPECIAL\n                                       $5   all menu items\"\n\n\nmenu: bbq greek burger/ground beef, bbq chicken, tilipia, grilled veggies, grilled lamb  sandwiches (5.95), plates (7.95)-basmatic rice, salad, and meat..\n\ndrink: L. coffee(lappert's, 1.25)\n-very smooth, almost silky, not harsh at all, hawaiian? close to ethiopian. 4 stars\n\neats: grilled lamb plate (5)-grand opening special\n-2 strips of tender lamb (demi glance sauce), had a bit of lamb taste\n-meat looks like sparerib strip but boneless, tender like meatloaf.\n-basmatic rice fluffy, cooked right\n-salad has Tzatzina sauce, some cheese too, vinegary,  tartness of olves. very nice\n-4.5 stars\n\nleftovers:\n-all ingredients tasted fresh. dave, the owner, says everything is.\n-dave has 2 other eateries in contra costa\n-planet across from yogurt  park.\n-haven't tasted much greek food, this is da best so far!\n-dining room not cheap furnishings, upscale wood.\n-grand opening special great value!\n-not sure of wi-fi.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0C77tmjds3YF6kt41xSmxw", "text": "Great place to eat for lunch! I came here for an avocado spread and definitely left full. \nThe sandwiches are a bit bigger than 6 inches long but definitely piled very high. The avocado spread has a generous helping of avocado, my favoriteeeee :) \nThe only downside would be that I wish there was more sauce/flavor to the sandwiches - I think I will ask for extra mustard next time or something. The sandwich only cost me $5.75.\n\nThere is a ton of seating and not a long wait for food (although I did come by at around 2pm). I like the quietness of the atmosphere because a lot of people seem to come here to eat alone / study.\n\nThe next time I come, I will definitely get a bowl of soup as well. The soups are only $2.50 and look delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "10L4LcmOs--m-yvDOtFhFA", "text": "I prefer the corner store up the street.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1mCv3ZL5smHDpzU_tpLm8Q", "text": "A great cheap lunch option. I probably come to Stuffed Inn at least two times a week during the busy lunch hour. The staff is super friendly (family-run?) and they've memorized my order by now. I usually get a ham and cheese or the turkey avocado (so good!) and get out the door pretty quickly despite the lines.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W3RgzbhOHuYx0OP4TUJ46Q", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1SRGf0aLnNFmyayazm0TWQ", "text": "Decent sandwiches that have customizable options. Funky decor seating inside but I kinda like it. The place can get busy but that's a good sign.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2ZeKsp7p1sNhkLY7-3nxog", "text": "Nice cute sandwich shop that offers cheap prices for tasty sandwiches.  I got the Avocado Spread Sandwich with Turkey and was surprised at how much meat and avocado they give.  Granted, these items are cheap when you buy in bulk but they do their best to give great value in their sandwiches.  I recommend this place for anyone w/o a car on northside.  It is one of the better places to stop by.  Good eats are scarce on the northside of campus", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ARwhDjYlWjJWt6T2I77WzQ", "date": "2010-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "42ezl0f2d-q_UdE8Imazdg", "text": "truth is i haven't been here in years, but when i randomly saw the stuffed inn review on yelp, all sorts of memories surfaced and i had to add some words of my own. this place has a special place in my heart as i came here almost every lunchtime for a full semester my freshman year to eat lunch with a greek-god-looking boy i knew from my italian class. the soups and sandwiches were superb - fresh and delicious and appropriate for a student budget - and everything was fun and rose tinted by my unspoken crush. recommendation: eat with someone you adore and good food will become even better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rIyFmhIebl5f60lxBBUOaw", "date": "2006-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5vfIBjY3SoiBTLeJmaRPXA", "text": "I lived right around the corner from this place from 2000-2003, and I'll admit to going over to the Stuffed Inn for a fabulous sandwich when I had the basic ingredients sitting in my own fridge at home.  Why?  Because IT'S JUST SO GOOD.  I have no idea what they do, but I remember the sandwiches just being absolutely delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b7Jqj_NVXoLT9lYXq0Jd8A", "date": "2007-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Kti-eUsUhIBqCBP_6cvQg", "text": "I go to stuffed inn probably 100 times per year. The food is all fresh, the options are healthy, and the cookies are amazing. On top of that, the owner is a really nice guy, the staff is amazingly friendly. The fastest lunchmaker, \"cheeto\", remembers like everything anyone has ever ordered. I get the same thing every time, Chelsea's Chicken Salad, so he has an easy job. But I've had friends tell me they had a 6 month hiatus from the place, had only been there a couple of times, and he still remembered their order. Incredible.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "omuOKMMLNQ1mqvkMVPHC3Q", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AAzECN9npGD82oRzmsSB0A", "text": "Cheap, tasty and healthy. This combination itself gives anyplace a five. I will also say however, the service is very good, the line is a little long during lunch hour (5-7 mins) and the place is defiantly cozy. If you never been here, I recommend the Turkey Avocado sandwich.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7wwkyM2B_97BBFTB8xrE0w", "date": "2008-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "adev97IRpRYnhXGFTZGn1w", "text": "The sandwiches don't seem terribly exciting from the menu, and honestly, I've only ever gotten one, but I do love that darn avocado spread sandwich. It really has everything I could want in a sandwich (avocado, meat, cheese, sprouts, cucumber, lettuce). \n\nIt's a good spot for a cheap, reliable lunch. Not the snazziest, or most exciting, but a solid choice for a quick and tasty bite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W4GiXgaCWOtIUhSuT4qM0A", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BkH17TTyApCMb5bxOL72cA", "text": "This place is my lunch room. Always will be till I am here!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-pH8Ldbbiev1R1JP_oYWvA", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BL2LxjK7mCJgefZs3wHreg", "text": "I'm a fan of their turkey and avocado sandwiches on wheat-- with all the fixings!  Mayo, lettuce, tomato, bean sprouts, cucumbers, and pickles, I think.  ~ $5\n\nTheir split pea soup is so, so good.  I usually get it with a bread stick or two for an extra $0.50.  Very filling.  ~$3\n\nThe people who work there are also very nice, so that's a plus!  Also, I usually go here after my 12-1P lecture, and there hasn't really ever been a line.  The longest I had to wait was about 5 minutes to get my food.  \n\nI did subtract 1 star because the sandwiches are a bit overpriced.  If I had the time, I could just buy all the ingredients and make a week's worth of sandwiches for the same price as about 2 (1/2) of their sandwiches.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PRys9cwafodOKmrgpupP_Q", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cd9qhiW9-BKHB00Y96Lesg", "text": "Known for their inexpensive made-to-order sandwiches, this is the best place to eat north of campus on a student budget.  Or even not on a student budget.  For a while I ate here frequently enough that the staff got to know me.  And what can I tell you from all my meals here?  Get the avocado and turkey without peppers or pickles on soft french bread.  It's a great combination of flavors.  As an added bonus, it's healthy too.  Besides sandwiches, they serve fine soups and salads and very large cookies.\n\nWarning: if you go during the school year during regular lunch hours there will likely be a line out the door, indicating approximately a fifteen minute wait.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ceIcDm7JWxhWL9oFiScqCg", "text": "Mom and pop sandwich joint. It's got a cool, ol' school feel (when I say ol' school, I don't mean retro...I mean like the waaaay back in the day). For example, their tables look like the ones from the medieval taverns. \n\nIt's on the North side of UC Berkeley's campus so it's kind of outta the way unless you're a fellow grad student or 'live' in Corey/Soda Hall. If you make the trek across campus and up the mini hill, you'll find a 'homey' lil' deli. \n\n+ Tastes like good, home-made sandwiches.\n     *Fresh ingredients\n+ Sammies are made hella fast! \n+ Cheap grub: around $5-6, woohoo! \n-  Lack of nutritional content\n-  No information on where the food came from (ie. Farmer's Market, chain market?)\n\nFinal Call:\nThe Stuffed Inn is a healthy alternative to the rest of the restaurants in North side. Sandwiches are simple, good but lack that pizzzzaz. It can get old fast but at least you'll live longer eating this stuff. I'll be back only if I'm on this side of campus. \n\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nMunchies:\n1. Hot pastrami sandwich with cheddar on wheat\n     + warm wheat bread's a nice touch\n2. Double pastrami sandwich with Swiss on Rye\n     + They actually double the amount of pastrami!\n3. Egg sandwich with cheddar on wheat\n     -  Bland egg mix\n4. Chicken noodle soup\n     -  Lacking flavor, too bland", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C-QXFC7nvr2XZCprAXilKQ", "text": "Never quite understood why there is so much expensive food around a campus of (mostly) broke students.  That being said, I usually pack a cute bag lunch, but some days I don't have the energy.  I tried The Stuffed Inn because I found it on yelp.  I got a big sandwich (for me) and a cup soup for about 7 bucks, and they were both really good and really fresh.  Also, whoever was working was super friendly, which I always appreciate (hey it does make food taste better!).  It was super good AND prepared my brain for my midterm (Too bad it didn't give me an A).  Will be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rUf0lkerHxxAXGA6rW-XFg", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CTuJdsxWdJL4SX3_PlJICg", "text": "I don't remember what I ordered exactly, but it was a salad with tuna and half an avocado. I asked for the sour cream (and chives?) dressing. The owner was super duper nice and gave me an extra thing of dressing for free when I asked! It was a really really yummy salad, however, my stomach paid dearly for it. I highly suspect the sour cream dressing, which may be why he was so willing to give it away. Anyway, despite my bathroom troubles, I still give this place 4 stars. I'll have to try it again some day to be sure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F9yr46DqjHiifaE_u_DfAA", "date": "2009-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DJN2RsKms9NzDv5XdoMzmg", "text": "I love this place!  I used to eat here a few times a week and the people remembered me and would greet me. So nice! The sandwiches are great and the soups are pretty good too.  I would recommend almost every sandwich on the menu, plus soup and a sparking apple cider to drink!  The one thing I don't recommend, however tempting they may look, is the cookies.  They are pretty tasteless. Grab a spot by the window for some prime people watching in their homey, cozy seating area and enjoy!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4Kmag_0EouAN00m84RWgPA", "date": "2010-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DJYz1itUUO2xh3j_hUPJIw", "text": "very good egg salad.  nothing special bread.  homemade pea soup.  nice people.  I don't eat meat, but the two times I brought a roast beef sandwich from there, the people I bought the sandwiches for complained that the roast beef was weird tasting.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L1N9lqB0QZbNCoWafiLGSg", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FMIyLn5XNg4FQRM4843SFA", "text": "What a great place! Quiet, healthy, vegan options, and dirt cheap. I get the split pea soup every time--you can get a bowl and a refill plus some bread for under $5. The worst part of Stuffed Inn is the lunchtime line, but if you're just getting soup (or anything else that's self-serve or can be ordered at the cash register), they let you skip the long line of people waiting to order and cut right to the cash register line. Be careful when you do that, however, not to actually cut off anyone who has waited in the line, got their food, and is ready to pay. Oh, and although the line often stretches out the door, there's always room to sit down.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0chKHDXxNsM7wXj10nnfQw", "date": "2008-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FtA7_VTuOBqojlIf018eQg", "text": "Definitely deserves all the hype. We got here at around 11am to avoid the crowd (the line was out the door less than an hour later). I had heard that the split pea soup and turkey avocado were all the craze, so I tried them both. They were nothing short of amazing. My parents got the pastrami so I was able to sample that, and it too was delicious. Both sandwiches were under $7. To top it all off, the sandwich-making staff were a funny filipino family that seemed to enjoy what they do. Next time I'm in the Bay, I'll be coming back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xjLZQrQkbWGx8DP6uNTYrw", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FZEjCDd4fjvdsA5Qu6vsjQ", "text": "My go-to lunch spot!  I love these guys.  Super friendly.  Delicious fresh food at a great price.  I love the soups and salads.  And the smiling faces!!\n\nIf you go between noon and 1pm, expect a line out the door!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "x0z5Xk2mU9LPvHNy9qPOdA", "date": "2010-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G7McEm57Nl037m02vRuYQw", "text": "Good but overrated. I say this because it's frustrating to wait in line for fifteen minutes because I'm too lazy to heat a can of soup and make my own sandwich for lunch. (Which is why I usually go to Hummingbird Cafe across the street, which doesn't have a line).\n\nI like that you can add a modest bowl of soup to your sandwich/salad for only $1.75. They switch it up daily, but I've never come across a bad batch yet.\n\nEven without the lunch-hour rush, the entrance and the deli area is cramped. However, they make it up by providing good seating in a unique woodsy interior. Definitely the coziest place to eat on Northside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2007-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_gbEtwJZk7MMd1YQ3axDuA", "text": "I've been coming here since I was an undergrad more than ten years ago.  It's still the same delicious bargain it was back then.\n\nFor six bucks you can get a sandwich, bowl of soup (split pea and the most awesome tomato soup), and simply the best cookie available in Berkeley (made on-site).  Enough veggie-friendly sandwiches to keep a non-meat-eater very happy.\n\nBeing a family run shop, the service is always very friendly.  Contrary to previous review, Intermezzo's oversize-hunkabread sandwiches cannot hold a candle to what's available from Stuffed Inn  Very highly recommended.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "x5XhXoQ06vN0WQSQ01GY5Q", "date": "2007-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hbejy531oUbKOqHQZIFBqg", "text": "Really good sandwiches and soup. I always get the turkey with avocado spread and provolone on dark rye.  I want to try others but this is so good I can't help ordering it every time.  The split pea soup is very tasty.  So is the tomato.  Go early for lunch or there will be a line out the door...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fs1Df7U9KBTMzRKl8hN0HQ", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HpCKlttHWDUw2gxDwV2m1g", "text": "Turkey Avocado Goodness!! So veggies are fresh and filling (half a sandwich will get you full!). Cheap, fresh option!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D7JUkHPLskVqZqseDZo65w", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I30hAvcTREIwj5Qv90Wi5w", "text": "I'm kinda surprised that I haven't discovered Stuffed Inn until now, but better late than never. Here are the basics that you need to know:\n1.) They're efficient, and even though the line is usually out the door, its never a long wait.\n2.) Their sandwiches are a reasonable size, and a cheap price (the most expensive sandwich is $5.50).\n3.) The sitting area is too cute! Have you seen the booths.\n4.) Definitely one of the freshest places I've ever eaten at. It's totally healthy.\n\nEven though I haven't really tried the soup, Stuffed Inn already has my heart. I definitely want to try the tomato soup next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JJ2XiMjEOPx1IFNXGXEZvg", "text": "Ah, Northside-- I love everything about you except the hills. Luckily, Stuffed Inn makes the vertical climb worth it.\n\nATMOSPHERE\nThe restaurant is split into two rooms with two doors: one entrance and one exit. The room with the entrance is extremely narrow and small, so naturally there is always a long line... but don't worry! It moves relatively quickly.\n\nI recommend sitting in the adjacent room because it's cozy and has a ton of natural light. There are wooden booths and tables-- all with a Snow White homey feel.\n\nFOOD\nJock's Avocado Spread (mmm...): meat, cheese, alfalfa sprouts, tomatoes, cucumbers, and lettuce.\n\nYou can add mayo, mustard, spicy mustard, peppercinis, jalapenos, onions, etc to every sandwich-- all free of charge.\n\nI appreciated the variety of bread. The soft sweet French roll was so fluffy and delightful. The only odd thing was that they didn't have chicken as a meat! They stuck to traditional deli meats.\n\nI paired my sandwich with a bag of Ruffles and a fresh squeezed lemonade. I highly recommend the lemonade because it's only $0.90 for a pretty big cup of tangy goodness.\n\nSandwich + chips + drink = $7. Not too shabby!\n\nThis has become one of my favorite sandwich shops in Berkeley. It may not compare to Sufficient Grounds (RIP) but it's still a great option if you want to pick up a bite to eat between classes in Northside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "khPJbtc67niV0aWIboMpkQ", "text": "Not the best place I've eaten at for sandwiches. However, I'm in love with their soups! Highly recommend the Chicken Noodle. mm mm GOOD", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VuzwbpwznSC97SpN22ZJ4g", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KNNcPZJHXBxZtwO8tHEJOw", "text": "Their sandwiches are arguably among the best in Berkeley. After my first visit here I found myself back three other times that same week for the exact same sandwich. The place is always packed, the line nearing or out the front door. The service is fast, but extremely friendly. You hear conversations and exchanges between workers and regulars, assuring you that this place is a favorite.\n\nAfter having the avocado spread sandwich with turkey, I am having a hard time trying anything else. The ingredients are fresh and delicious. The sandwiches stuffed and made the way mom used to. I love the addition of sprouts in the sandwich, makes you feel like your sandwich is extra healthy.\n\nI did try the split pea soup and it's good, but not extremely exciting. That could partly be due to the fact that it's been getting a bit too warm in Berkeley for soup.\n\nOverall, this place is worth trying for sure. I will likely be back weekly for my sandwich fix. It's going to be hard eating another at another sandwich place after trying Stuffed Inn. Also, prices can't be beat, the sandwiches average around $5-$6. Perfect for busy, struggling college students.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "73MfXNpW43fBeltWWiM-Eg", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LAtm5NV0Yp9uk3x3rnaehQ", "text": "as the parents money well dries up, stuffed inn has picked the slack in offering a wonderfull assortment of sandwhichs and soups. Tuna (toona) isn't awesome, go with the turkey, and splurge on the avacado.\n\nAlso, isn't northside nice. I mean it doesn't have as great as a fun fun scene but something is nice about it, mmm turkey and avacado.. mm", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JD5BwRWaTjZrL83KpCDK7w", "date": "2008-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LJQ__ggYlFL-_3Z4kTTVDw", "text": "Bread + meat + Veggies = Sandwich \nThat's what the Stuffed Inn is all about.  It's simple, it's basic, it's reliable.  It's never extraordinary or bad.  I find this a good place to take lunch groups near campus when the south side is overrun with undergrads.  The lines can still be pretty long.  \nHighlight: their oatmeal cookies are just so good and taste like real oatmeal may gone into them.  Yum.\nLowlight: I find it slightly annoying that they charge for so many extras like a refill or a pickle spear.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VnKj044Tt5doqaVDIJbWsw", "date": "2009-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Myq7JMdoJWpEgtQxe0rKBA", "text": "I wasn't sure about this place at first, the line is usually out the door at lunch but the sandwiches seemed pretty basic.  Well, this place as grown on me and become a regular lunch destination.  The sandwiches are simple but always delicious with fresh bread and produce.  But it's the soups that are the true standouts, I especially like the Clam Chowder on Tuesdays and the Tomato Soup with lentils served daily.\n\nThe staff is friendly and quickly start to recognize your face and remember your order.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n42zVVbliI-gPzWdb3alNA", "text": "Love this place. \nGreat sandwiches and nice and friendly staff.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EVZM6vN-YKxgIvQ_yfrAGg", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nke2nK1lgXNi8EI6KOW2zg", "text": "I will sum up my opinion of Stuffed Inn in convenient bulleted list format:\n\n\n--The best sandwiches I've ever eaten--hands down.\n--Fantastic vegan split pea soup, every day of the week.\n--An \"express lane\" where you can bypass the line and get out faster.\n--Great cookies.\n--Extensive customization ability for every sandwich.\n--Did I mention that they have great sandwiches? You leave this place not feeling like you've just swallowed a few dozen bricks.\n\nThe only downside to Stuffed Inn is their salads--I've tried a couple, and I didn't like them. But this is still the best food on Euclid, and I try to go here as much as possible. Oh yeah--and it's CHEAP. $2.00 for a bowl of that great soup, between $4.00-$5.00 for sandwiches, $5.25 for huge salads.The entire venture is just a great buy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QCTDMx5zXmu14JrZxbVhnQ", "date": "2007-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nNbkVdWCMlhwqX4ta--1iQ", "text": "I have never in my life enjoyed split pea soup.\n\nUntil I ate here one day, and scooped out the wrong kind in my bowl (the label was wrong and I didn't notice).  Rather than waste it, I took a few bites and found it GOOD.  Thinking this was a mistake on my part, I immediately went and had split pea soup elsewhere (two other places, actually) and ICK!  Couldn't hack it, but at the Stuffed Inn, I enjoy it muchly.\n\nAs good as the soup is, though, for me, it is their sandwiches and salads that make me smile.  Chelsea's Chicken Salad is SO good, and I love the Turkey & Cheese sandwich.  They overstuff every 'wich so YOU are stuffed when you are done.  Their salads are HUGE!  They do not stint on any ingredients, but keep their prices low anyway- for five bucks you can get a HUGE amount of really good lunch-food.\n\nAlso, their cookies are heavenly!  Steamed on site instead of baked, they are moist, soft and so yummy.  The potato salad is also really, really tasty; I will order it with a mixed-greens salad and just go to town.\n\nGet here early, though!  After about 11:45 the line goes out the door, and although they are quick in the makings, that is still a long time to wait for lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4ebCvoQX9JvAbiULixLJ1g", "date": "2008-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o9WMdpUYiPi07-IJutPmNA", "text": "This place is perfect for when you're craving a cheap sandwich like the ones your mom used to make you for lunch...but a bit fancier. \nThe sandwiches here are reasonably priced and come with a decent amount of toppings and bread choices. I personally love that some of the sandwiches either have meat or avocado (yum). The prices range from 4.50-6.00 depending on how fancy you get with it.\n\nThey also have amazing split pea soup. It's actually the first place I tried it and fell in love. The soup is really a steal and is super filling. They always have either tomato vegetable soup or split pea and a 3rd that changes daily. Today (Monday) I had the cream of broccoli and it was delicious! \n\nOn top of good soup and yummy sandwiches they also have yummy cookies, breadsticks (2 for$.60) , chips, and drinks. \n\nDefinitely a place to try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OxjE-jEzy66HCkS34-CyAg", "text": "Lots of good stuff for super cheap. Great lunch place. A star off for their sandwiches being about 1$ more than those at the Coffee Spot on lower Sproul.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PN4N6uAP1MmwZyajP3bc6A", "text": "For posterity, the soup schedule as of 9/3/2008 is:\n\nMonday: Cream of Broccoli\nTuesday: Clam Chowder\nWednesday: Corn Chowder\nThursday: Chicken Noodle\nFriday: Clam Chowder\n\nWith the (amazing) split pea and the (disappointing) tomato garbage soup served every day.\n\nI am a new englander, and the clam chowder is some of the best I've ever had.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EJcvVqXaCa0tFx-XnBNrEw", "date": "2009-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PY_9W8ABr6D0AXDSLvKyJw", "text": "Food is alright for the low price.  But there are many more better choices if you are on Euclid and have an appetite for sandwiches/salads.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KI6duL2Lq9fcYEPK5a6h5w", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q6IAndBI67ocmTZaf7UR6g", "text": "The amazingly long line did not justify the quality of sandwiches I received for my lost greenbacks. Soup is definately a better value. Perhaps this place is better during non-lunch hours, but I had school at other times!!! -_-", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QBA9vgZADezSV3Gie0iY4w", "text": "I get a sandwich, soup, salad, and cookie almost every week here since it's so close to campus. They deliver to campus if it's a big order!\n\nSoup: Split Pea and Clam Chowder are my usual orders. Clam Chowder is only available Tues/Fri I believe.\n\nLong lines but I usually fax a group order in for next day delivery!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "viJ8xKJo9GUnInNYF9qoTA", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qh0Ks8sjGYTLRO54Qqo_lQ", "text": "Great prices, great cookies, great sandwiches! Relaxed atmosphere and friendly service.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qwtnWogPtZHiXTVdQFxNbA", "text": "The food is great, especially the soups.  Between 12 and 1pm there will be a huge line.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "roIoHas8sv2uAwzzxWDueg", "text": "So I love sandwiches. I mean I really LOVE sandwiches. When I came back to the states after 4 months of studying abroad, the first thing I did was buy a deli sandwich and inhale it. But for some reason, there doesn't seem to be very many affordable sandwich places around the Cal campus. Thank goodness for The Stuffed Inn! It's affordable, simple, fresh, and delicious - you really can't go wrong here. For a couple of dollars you can add a bowl of soup to your sandwich!\n\nTo illustrate the awesomeness of The Stuffed Inn, I have developed this complicated equation:\nTurkey sandwich + clam chowder soup (Tuesdays) = complete, utter lunch bliss.\n\nIf this place wasn't so far from my apartment, I would probably be here everyday...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sHAgSBnHsuWoQV_WJW1Qng", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S1pijG16-HUewclRKcuKCA", "text": "This is my local sandwich shop near work, love the tuna salad sandwich always get that with all the trimmings, any place that puts sprouts and hot peppers on their sandwich is my kind of place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YU-EEoXKq0XE9Q5L6ihbpQ", "date": "2012-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "spdSvRYmwT7ac-YasmJGpg", "text": "Converts you into a vegan split pea soup lover.   Enough said.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UXaU2JehXYxdW1W42udf7Q", "date": "2007-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-tpRa3HlBxEwnStMYQVeXg", "text": "This place feels like it was dropped right out of the 70s. I do like the weird nook and cranny seating there.  I always hated their choice of sandwiches (all basics like turkey and ham). They all tasted fine but they were definitely nothing special.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2006-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TSpz2RNYw9k1BZcTUkcH6w", "text": "The tuna sandwich on Rye bread was delicious, and they have cherry coke in their soda fountain.  Their soups are very tasty, too.  My favorite is New England Clam Chowder.  Simple menu but everything tastes just right.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C92TsDUC-xRIu-6N66nmDA", "date": "2012-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tVt0ca7t9kz2g1mcCxdC4A", "text": "Tasty, unique sandwiches! I had an Angel's Veggie Melt sandwich on dark rye and a Big Ned's avocado sour cream sandwich on an onion. Both were delicious! Bread and ingredients were fresh.\nVegetarian-stamp-of-approval.\nAlso, beautiful rustic day-lit seating area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vcvtoeYzh9B6xfI-4L5C6A", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ub-EGKJPww51_zUNlFfE2g", "text": "Yum! Didn't even know about Stuffed Inn until last semester, but rest assured I've been making up for lost time! The food is great, the service is amazing, and its just an awesome place to go eat. \n\nI love their pastrami sandwiches but my current obsession is the egg salad and ham. Amazing. Their cookies are also really good. I can't get enough of this place. \n\nAlso: Clam chowder tuesdays. Enough said.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vn7JtT64IYTKFbqJ5vvKAQ", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uex2rYd1rgm5TcNXuf_58w", "text": "This place always has a hefty line at lunch, so I finally decided to go in there to see what all the fuss is. I got a pastrami with provolone on a French roll and found it aggressively average. There are two other shops on this same block that make sandwiches from scratch, and they're all about the same price -- but the others put a lot more meat in it, and they also shred the lettuce.\n\nThis place also put my sandwich in a steamer, I guess to melt the cheese, which made the sandwich kind of limp and and soggy. Although you have a lot of options for ingredients, they'll put it together with lettuce, mustard and mayo unless you make a point of asking for the specific things listed, like red onions, peppers, and dressing. I was eager to try out the dressings, but it never came up. The communication level was underwhelming. And this was after the lunch rush, so it's not like they were distracted.\n\nI've heard that their soups are good, but I don't see much point in coming back, since the sammy was relatively small for the money. The popularity of this place is a little mystifying.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "unKRd7sNRR6WZPRhcyEnKA", "date": "2008-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uOxGpibj6rQdJZYb3tIPgw", "text": "I went back to Stuffed Inn after a bit of a hiatus, though I've been frequenting it for lunch for the last six years. Their sandwiches are always consistently good and their staff friendly and sweet, and today was no exception.  The veggies in sandwiches and bread choices are fresh and healthy - the same quality I'd make for myself at home, but stuffed even more full of ingredients than I would be able to reliably stack in a sandwich - and the prices are great ($4.75-6 for a sandwich; a few dollars for a bowl of soup).  I'm a vegetarian and almost always get the same avocado sandwich, customized to how I like it, and I know I can always expect the same quality each time. Simple, fresh, and delicious food, and friendly chats with the warm staff leave a smile on my face every time: I couldn't ask for any more from a lunch spot to get me through some long days.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h8rTesG9UkqOA9c6zJucRw", "date": "2012-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UTjZKvujP49Ug_7s5dzuEw", "text": "Excellent family owned place with delicious thick chunky soups.  Their salads are big and fresh.  Their sandwiches are ok.  I like their pastrami cuz they heat it.  \n\nit's all about their soups though, the split pea is thick and very tasty.  \n\nAs someone else mentioned, the service is excellent too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K-PtK3gDicUeLXYoJmDKWw", "date": "2005-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vDFTW8KJ5vm068o96B4GWw", "text": "I've been here over 50+ times, and every time I come here the family who runs it is so nice. They always remember my order, and even say Hi when I  see them around North side. \n\nFood:\nI usual get a pastrami and swiss heated up with everything and spicy mustard. The sandwich is nowhere near Ike's level in SF, but for the price and quality of ingredients it's a good deal. You can't get this type of sandwich for $5 in SF. Their soups are good and cheap, my favorite soups are the Tomato and split pea soup. \n\nOverall this a good spot if you just want grab a sandwich and soup and get stuffed!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3X1jq9bEOppZi91ti21_Xw", "date": "2011-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VjwOjYaXY95gzx5kEZaT6g", "text": "Ive been eating at Stuffed Inn for the last four years. I try go at least once a week.\n\nThe staff is extremely friendly, remember your orders, and chat with you while moving through their massive line efficiently. While the sandwichs aren't the most original, they are well made and extremely fresh! Definitely try their hot sandwiches or make up your own order to fit your likes.\n\nThe soups are excellent. I especially enjoy their Monday's Cream of Broccoli and their Wednesday Corn Chowder. \n\nBe sure to give this place a try! They are cheap, fast and fresh... my favorite lunch stop in North Berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eDvSjQOtFjHohZL75--FWg", "date": "2011-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VoR2ZYaN1HTCkjjHuRAiJQ", "text": "Recently, I started checking out places on the north side of campus where only cs and engineering majors dare the venture.  I heard about this place and their great sandwiches from some friends. They compared it to some other sandwich places that serve mean, hardy subs so I decided to check it out.\n\nThe line was decently long as it extended out the door adding to my expectations. I ordered the Pastrami and Cheese while my girlfriend got the Turkey Avocado.  The time it took to prepare them were moderately long for a simple sandwich.\n\nA couple bites into the sub, we both admitted that this was not what we expected. We came to the conclusion that these were just mediocre, hyped-up sandwiches.  They did not compare to the great sandwiches that our friends said they were, instead I would most relate them to on-campus or Safeway sandwiches.\n\nIf you are starving with no place to go..I would check this place out, but if you're looking for something worth your money and appetite, I'd pass.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Cxu0QD-OwnHhj54jZvdkeA", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vyHYGnVBgPQpgOtcPPoc0g", "text": "Most convenient sandwich place in Berkeley! Always packed at lunch. The Turkey Avocado is my favorite.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8semFLyTQ2VVB_UoS-qyOg", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wjlM5eFkX3z5o85WeAWN-w", "text": "Let's see, I've had the chicken salad several times.. not bad, not bad. Pretty generous portion, especially the take-out version. Just had the Jock's Avocado Spread w/ Salami & Swiss. They were VERY generous with the avocado spread, soooo good!\n\nBut, what really won me over at Stuffed Inn is their peanut butter chocolate chip cookie. It's under a buck and if you grab one, fresh out of the oven, EFFING AMAZING. I'd keep coming back just to grab one of these :]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qgx6OzZU28WGnEPny4KRvA", "date": "2009-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XMWpLOlv5tV0I_3DvTdENg", "text": "Stuffed Inn's sandwiches are large, filling, and for the most part, tasty. However, if you are a bread connoisseur, you might want to think twice. They only have bagged stale-ish bread. Maybe I'm missing one of the key bread offerings or the secret password to get better bread, but I feel like decent sandwich places should at least get freshly baked bread or do it in house. Heck, even Subway does it. So I rate Stuffed Inn as average..good sandwich toppings and menu assortment, but lacking in the bread department.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SwYZT8ejHAe0I1VCxc8hCQ", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XndJaUI2WcUr-QjeitB-nA", "text": "Yummy sandwiches for pretty cheap prices in comparison to the $8+ I normally spend at Genova's. I've spent many an undergrad lunch here. It's also super cute on the inside.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zFBa6b8FUlHAN_TPMFmdjA", "date": "2010-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xzQrbwYRHFtHZmlQolhp8g", "text": "Everything here is super fresh, delicious, and college-student-priced. My favorite lunch sandwich ever is the Normal Ned's (avocado) and their egg salad sandwich is light and delicious as well. They've convinced me into loving split pea soup, and I've never found wilted lettuce (common problem in berkeley) in my meals.\n\nTo top it all off, the service is very friendly and efficient. Also! I love this Level Up app they now support (it's handy to pay with my phone).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qVFZc2USkjYR9lcPGnKYFA", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yqK9G4FBtKk0YFZ2YuCzoA", "text": "Really disappointed the first time I got here. I did absolutely not understant what the waitress was telling me. She could,nt get what I was saying either. That resulted in a choice of sandwich I was not satisfied with and a bad experience overall.\n\nThat could have ended it and have earned them a 2-star rating. However, I got back following Yelpers and friends. And the next experiences (note the s) was much more satisfying.\n\nI tried the Egg-salad sandwich which is really satisfying and the rostbeef sandwich which is classic but good. Family sandwiches you can easily make at home but fresh enough, not too expensive and next to the lab. \n\nThe difference probably comes from the soup, which at $2 really made a nice side and complete the meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Kvv0MGvA7UUqvDMjERMKLQ", "date": "2009-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zfL2VffuYc4WkrVS4kNA9g", "text": "At prices this low, pretty much everything tastes good.  Stick with the sandwiches (egg salad!) because the soup tastes like congealed air.  I had to give it full points because of the bus-'boy': a dear, elderly Chinese man who keeps earphones in at all time and will smile at you before he collects your trash.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UAEIS5BUFsIIN0DJzIIKvA", "date": "2006-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "b_fHq8GQjtJkVlN8Y1N6EQ", "text": "Normal Ned's avocado with no sour cream (that is the weirdest thing to put on a sandwich, really). \n\nVegetarian split pea soup, which I didn't even know existed.\n\nThe cookies look really good. Someday.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZZ8XF4UOwaUnmgp_dnkRGA", "date": "2010-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "K8_mD48Spy1QDvvwzjfvgQ", "text": "Yay, I like sandwiches and i like puns. Clearly I am a fan of the Stuffed Inn.\n\nI really appreciate that they have super silly names for their sandwiches (the Hemmingway is a Tuna sandwich??  He liked the ocean... I get it! So clever). \n\nAnyway, I recommend the pastrami and cheese or the veggie sandwich. Either way, all the sandwiches are nice and big (perhaps I would call... STUFFED?)\n\nSalads are yummy and I really do enjoy the split pea soup. Friendly local restaurant that all cal students should try!\n\nUghh I am hungry just thinking about this. PLEASE GIVE ME SOME NOW.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2010-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qN4ODVocIs89SxKKhYuIzw", "text": "This stretch of Euclid is interesting. It looks like it used to be hopping, (or maybe it is when UC is in session) but is kind of depressed feeling with a lot of empty buildings/vacant businesses. \n\nWe were searching for a quick snack before doing some physical labor that involved furniture, boxes and a truck. \n\nI had my doubts about Stuffed Inn, but I was craving a sandwich. The place looks like an institution, but is kind of dirty feeling. I usually seek out hole-in-the-wall places, but for some reason this seemed not ok, especially with perishable sandwich condiments. \n\nDespite my apprehension about rancid mayo, I went with the egg salad on rye. It was surprisingly good. Not too much mayo and just the right amount of mustardy zip. \n\nStuffed Inn is dirt cheap, which I'm sure is appealing to all of the UC students.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9IF2ZMnkrZlvxCHcO0h1EQ", "date": "2008-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "x9Tu88OtnHpD4jZivjQH2w", "text": "i just don't get the whole intermezzo HYPE...i mean, it's JUST a salad. get over it. i don't even think it tastes that good....poppyseed dressing and all...just tastes like dirt to me. i would much rather walk up a couple hills to euclid and enjoy a scrumptuous sandwich at the stuffed inn with one of their tasty soups. i used to LOVE their turkey and avocado sandwich. the only downside is i think they named that sandwich \"the hemingway\" who's definitely not my favorite author. Whatever...that's beside the point. It's SUPER affordable and you can even grab a tasty coffee from either brewed awakening or nefeli on your way out too. superb!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "US4XWHCxjPA07Q_MESq0cQ", "date": "2006-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YBW41YGmsziFXBdt8DcC-Q", "text": "A great place to get a delicious sandwich!!! my fav is the Bryan sandwich! yum!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CYrVuStNLaVn_lMKaQTcTA", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-05NMWJeueWT9ZDN8gIphw", "text": "Used to come here at least twice a week on the way to Soda.\n\n- Great sandwiches!  The turkey and avocado is my favorite.  Fits easily into your backpack.\n\n- Usually got a Sunrise Salad.  Lots of fresh vegetables.  Avocado, which I love.  Plenty of sprouts.  Jack cheese.  But most of all, the amazing ranch/sour cream dressing.  Haven't had anything else like it.\n\n- Who knew that Split Pea Soup could taste good?  I don't know what possessed me to try it the first time.  Try it!\n\n- Damn those cookies which stare at you as you wait in line.  Always ended up picking up two.\n\nBesides the food:\n- Inexpensive, even for Berkeley.\n\n- They accept credit cards.  Avoid that ATM trip.\n\n- Great, friendly staff.  They remember you.\n\n- Lots of seating to enjoy a leisurely meal or hang with friends.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pfWK0FcNG4UMhxl6jfR9fQ", "date": "2008-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4OQs4vYCM8Jt7g6eicNsFQ", "text": "Sandwiches ~$5, chips and drinks ~$1, soup for ~$2, and fast and friendly service. This is the best place to get sandwiches on Northside, and you can pay with credit card.\n\nAs for soups, I liked the corn chowder, clam chowder, and chicken noodle. Don't get the tomato soup.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UAnTTXcFw6IQw8A_Tw3cYg", "date": "2009-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9UZWm-4CLZW1eb8WUVr9BA", "text": "I've become a creature of habit here, which is the reverse of my normal, meandering-about-the-menus style.  So that must say something about the quality of what I've found and settled upon:\n\nThe avocado turkey has a tasteful amount of sour cream (doesn't make you feel icky like a mouthful from a not-sufficiently-diversified burrito bite), which is the secret to it's consistency.  \n\nI guess some say there's a secret ingredient, but I don't like that very much, I guess my secret irrational fear is that the secret ingredient is spit from the head chef (who is the only irreplaceable cog in the machine hmmmm) or hair from the cat out back (that's why no other restaurant has it), and ok maybe i've just ruined secret ingredients for you for the rest of your life, but hey, maybe they're keeping IT hidden from the public for a REASON.\n\nIf there is a secret ingredient, it is delicious, but I think the oomph added by the sour cream is all the mojo they need.    \n\nThe split pea soup is so thick, and speaks for itself.  I don't have enough experience with various degrees of split pea soup, so no connoisseurial yammer, but, yah, it's flavorful and filling (for a soup).\n\nNothing really wrong with the place, and the sandwiches are rich and wonderful, but as far as sandwich places go, this doesn't get the 5th star.  (Maybe I just get off on being withholding)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mE2RJWK_87Hb2yy8QnzIRw", "date": "2006-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aaNQSjiR_YJp6VnJEMnIoA", "text": "I was waiting in line, looking at the large board featuring all their sandwiches which are named after people. I ordered Bernstein's Big Hot Double Pastrami and Cheese sandwich... This is one tasty sandwich with plenty of meat. Avocado seems to be what most other people like about this place (i.e. Big Ned's). I strongly dislike avocado, so I tried Bernstein's Big Hot on dark rye. This was so good. Classic looking sandwich with sprouts, lettuce, tomato, pepperoncini, and pickles. The pastrami was flavorful and tender. The dark rye was tasty as well. The one negative thing about my sandwich was the structural integrity of the bread itself. It seemed to want to fall apart after each bite. Other than that, this quaint little shop has me hooked and I will be coming back for sure to try their clam chowder and split pea soup. 5 STARS!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "04giHjWlPorAc_vvLPwj1A", "date": "2008-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aG1r6St88TpNZl_E0aSfCw", "text": "Since I work close by, I go here regularly for lunch. They have a good variety of sandwiches, salads, and soups for reasonable prices. As others have said, the staff is very friendly and they know what I tend to order. Lines can get long at noon, but they usually move quickly. I don't wait long at all if I get there 15 minutes before or after the peak lunch hour. I recommend the tomato-barley soup.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GKIDmmQKJBYWss39_lw9Tw", "text": "Great bread. Fresh, just out of the oven, cookies for 75 cents. Slices of avocado and a surprising cream cheese/sour cream/secret ingredient dressing on the great bread, followed by the 75 cent cookie, made for a satisfying lunch. I've only been a few times for a complete lunch, but I go back for the cookies all the time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OIz8dTBZx9oXUfnPFYgVbQ", "date": "2006-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NNTM19zbSYln24jn_Dfhvw", "text": "Sunny day??? Grab a freshly made sandwich from here, eat it on Memorial Glade, bask under the warmth of the sun and realize how great it feels to procrastinate!\n\nSandwiches here are typical ones you can make yourself at home, but let's face it, we're busy college students and don't have time to wake up early enough to pack our own lunches anymore.  \n\nPrices hover around $5.  You first choose the type of sandwich you want from the menu, then choose from a variety of bread, cheeses, and extra ingredients that you want.  My personal favorite is the egg salad on wheat w/ provolone, lettuce/tomato, sprouts, and avocado...(yea the avocado texture is lost in the egg salad but I still love my avocados teehee).  Soups are great as well; they serve a pretty tasty, hearty tomato-based veggie soup.  \n\nDefinitely go to this place if you're cash strapped and looking for a healthy meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P7K4zjlP0VD_T6jmc80wyg", "text": "Love love love.  It took about two years before I finally went there myself instead of just complaining about their delivery sandwiches being a bit soggy, but now I just can't stop thinking about a delicious stuffed inn sandwich full to the brim with sweet avocado goodness.  Somehow they always manage to have delicious avocado, which is great on the Ned's (avocado, cucumber, special sour cream sauce), big Ned's (Ned's plus cheese), or the mother of all california sandwiches, the Farrah's - turkey, avocado, sprouts, tomato on wheat bread goodness.  Sometimes the line can get a little long, and sometimes the cookies make me feel a little sick, but the people who work there are so nice, the prices are reasonable, and the line usually moves reasonably quickly.  The soup is also pretty great too - I'm a big fan of the split pea, which tastes a little like smoky bacony goodness but is actually totally vegetarian.  I love you stuffed inn!  I'm sorry it took me so long to appreciate your majesty, but I hope you never change.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2008-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WkhsklYR92vR2idGqFjUwQ", "text": "To be fair, I haven't been to The Stuffed Inn for a good couple of years, but honestly, the experience I had then still gives me an aftershock of nausea every time I pass their storefront. \n\nAs a roast beef connoisseur, of course I had to try theirs. I got a rb sandwich and potato salad. The roast beef was unmemorable, bland, but edible, all that. What happened after has stuck with me: violent, floor-hugging, food-poisoning. Like, BFF with the floor of my community dorm bathroom  that previously I hadn't even wanted to put my bare feet on. \n\nSo, I would not recommend. Unless you and your bathroom floor have been drifting apart and you need one of those \"we'll get through it together\"  experiences.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "IvH5fBlvwnbej0cqelvJbQ", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wqo5DWwybacFfDZcXs56oQ", "text": "This is the place to go when you need comfort food after non feeling so great about that engineering exam you just took.  \n\nIt's also a good place when you are in the mood for something healthy!  \n\nThe soup is decent, it's filling but not always the most flavorful.  Sandwiches are great.  \nI like their iced tea a lot for some reason.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cAl0Xqh_PFiMJl10ZlcDIg", "date": "2007-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XFIQfqMGmoUek3CmgTLaFQ", "text": "I love this place.  Cheap, WHOLE FOOD (homemade soup, real salad dressing, homemade croutons, lemons from the owners tree for iced tea) and relatively fast.  I always get a salad - sometimes a big green, sometimes a sunrise.  The Sunrise has $5 worth of avocado in it alone and it only costs $5.75.  Fresh, delicious.... were it not for the annoying Cal lunchtime rush I'd go everyday.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qqwvLAOAp3W_Te4lhlag6A", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZhLPBZ0T8jcdp8XVtP_C7A", "text": "The most attractive thing about the Stuffed Inn has to be the prices, which are the fairest in the area. The sandwiches are good, though the fact that they use the same bread as my college's dining hall is a little off-putting. Avocado is abundant on the menu and its inclusion on the generous Sunrise salad should be noted.\n\nOne thing, though: All three times I had the potato salad it's given me a stomach ache (don't ask me why I kept trying it).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o2kQadTslz2YPdN5wBOHbw", "date": "2008-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZkvTeHuTyEZWoKSNP0bIBA", "text": "If you haven't been to Stuffed Inn, shame on you!  Just kidding.  Please go though.  You'll know what you've been missing out on.\n\nI haven't been disappointed with any of my orders and I try to mix it up!  If you eat in, for extra happiness, get a warm sandwich.  Don't be picky either!  For a low price, you can get all the add-ins (tomato, lettuce, mayo, mustard, sprouts, onions, jalapenos).\n\nMy favorites:\n- Pastrami sandwich\n- Turkey avocado\n- Chicken noodle soup.\n\nOn my most recent visit, I just recovered from a terrible flu.  So as a treat, I got the pastrami on light rye with swiss cheese and a side of chicken noodle soup (only $2 extra) + all the house made croutons you would ever want.  One sip of the soup and it was clear to say that I am never going to SF Soup again because Stuffed Inn stole my heart.  At the end of it all, I was STUFFED.  5 stars hands down.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DMmQj3jdkXbDLR4ZT0vVQg", "text": "I've only had Stuffed Inn's ..er... *stuff* delivered; I've never eaten there.  That's a good point in itself, since my work is pretty inconveniently located and very few restaurants will deliver without an outrageous surcharge. \n\nAnyhow, I have to say the first thing that is notable is the prices.  Really, really low prices.  \n\nTheir menu's cute, the old named sandwiches bit gives it some character.  If you need your sandwich shop to have 'character'.\n\nI wouldn't advise having their hot sandwiches delivered;  they just wrap it up in foil so they might get a little soggy.  Still pretty tasty, though, and the french roll still had a nice crunch on the outside.  The wheat was a lost cause.\n\nThe sandwiches are a generous size, and at these prices, you really can't go wrong.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1HJ-oOn_vq0qpQ94mqDjyg", "date": "2008-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lbYgT4AefeVheg_TsJ-pqw", "text": "I have eaten far too many stuffed inn sandwiches since I've been in Berkeley.  It's kind of embarrassing.\n\nIt's a reasonable place to have a cheap and fast lunch, but their sandwiches are nothing that you couldn't just make yourself with minimal effort, and even less money.  They're well liked for their clam chowder, which is actually pretty good, but don't expect a fresh seafood experience.  It's good because it's rich and creamy.\n\nQuick summary: mediocre sandwiches, decent soup, and reasonable prices.  If you are a student at Berkeley, then you will inevitably eat here at least sometimes, but don't make the trip from too far away; you can probably do better.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "af32Z-gQbcKwtU6VQihEjA", "date": "2010-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NwG1K-4ItKP_dbAMcXKmlg", "text": "2nd time here. First time 2 years ago, got a good avocado turkey sandwich. That was my first sandwich with sprouts, so I was impressed and thought it was really good.\n\nThis time I got tuna on onion roll with sprouts, tomatoes, pickles, cucumbers, lettuce and mustard. Nice that you can customize toppings however you want (avocado and cheese are extra though). It was good, decent. Not anything spectacular though. Simple quick fast and cheap.\n\nSplit pea soup is good like others say it is. They have house made croutons too, but it's just their old bread baked, but it's cool that it's a mix of all their breads: rye wheat white etc.\n\nThe oatmeal raisin walnut cookie looks like an amazing scone (ie huge). Wish I coulda tried it but my friend's friend got the last one. Oh well, next time I'll be back with 90 cents! \n\nService is friendly. Note: they bus for you so you can just leave your trays when you're done.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JXnW7mGyMfojNsrG7nx_ug", "date": "2011-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8-FZ3qjIYRI857KguIBcJw", "text": "After being gone from Berkeley for over two years, the family at the Stuffed Inn remembered both me and my sandwich. We could talk, catch up a bit, and still not hold up the line. These folks rock. They definitely helped me make it through grad school, and I miss they daily return to sanity that the Stuffed Inn granted me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UwdoumbX2bCuzbfL4AyWHg", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ev1xCOPYPMDZXjrNjb15oQ", "text": "Good cheap sandwiches. Love that all the veggie sandwiches come with avocado. Really want to try the soup sometime!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CfV_axQI2rK0eHB9FfG_GQ", "date": "2008-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FfTDGV8AwCvg0XhaYfO0TQ", "text": "Not the best sandwiches, but the people there knew me well.  I came in and the owners (who were Filipino) would recite what I wanted.  There's this really old man that would clean the tables.  Quite cute.  The place is pretty spacious as well.  Friendly service, cheap hearty soups and nearby soda, what else could a girl ask for?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Jd17L6-fmSZzzF-0Fhjhxg", "date": "2007-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mtDzMnx-3_jmnVJPNWqMWA", "text": "what's not to love about this place?\nPrices are good.\nSandwiches are fully customizable.  You want a hot double pastrami and cheddar on dark rye, no mustard, easy on mayo, some sprouts, exploding with pepperocini? Oh you got it.  And they don't glare at you with heavy sigh like you're an anal bastard who customizes sandwiches.  It's like they're happy to give you exactly what you want.  Crazy, I know.\nOh and try the split pea soup. Seriously.  I'm not a soup person either, but this stuff could probably cure malaria AND diabetes, because it just is that good.\nOne last thing. I love the little elderly man who buses your table while you're frantically finishing physics homework.  I don't know what it is. I'm probably just kinda crazy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_mc5xw685ko4cGYBOmIQHQ", "date": "2009-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vq1aLb_FMh0VS1bx7y6aMg", "text": "As far as pastrami goes this place is a fail - it's just some packaged lunch meat with a gross iridescent tint.\n\nHowever they have some other items that make this place A-Ok - namely the cookies and the split pea soup. Don't get the tomato soup, get the split pea soup; you'll be much happier. Don't forget an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie on the way out. \n\nThe pastrami didn't impress and they didn't have rye bread (ran out they said.) - a major faux-pas for pastrami sandwiches. I think next time I would go with a meatloaf or roast beef.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yOumYKd_54Eoe98e4OUPyQ", "date": "2009-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1znCbWrHG24-WnYNM2eylQ", "text": "\"this sandwich is pretty good\"\n\n\"YOUR MOM's sandwich is pretty good\"\n\n\"actually, this is the mom's* sandwich\" \n\n*mom's sandwich = meatloaf, cheese/lettuce/tomato, & ketch-up (or mayo if you prefer)\n\nAnd they provide real, physical newspapers (remember those?) for afternoon reading material.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CpYy-uIO7V5TY30DnkoeOw", "date": "2009-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "18TbnUiuaO7qJES5B4JOzw", "text": "I like how this little sandwich shop has an old feel to it.  it's emphasized by the wood paneling and quaint set-up.  \n\ni'll usually order a sandwich or bowl of soup, on hungrier days I order both, plus a cookie.  \n\nbesides the food being freakin' tasty (yummy breadsticks, too) and affordable, their staff is friendly and really knows how to make a great sandwich!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8SxVk7g5IreUbtyEEELozw", "date": "2006-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7OZA9C7DfJ4h70LJXLweHA", "text": "Years and years ago, when I was either working or matriculating 20 hours a day, I spent a lot of time near Euclid Ave. in Berkeley.  During those years, I spent many a lunchbreak studying and eating here and Bongo Burger, next door.  If it wasn't between noon and 1pm, there was plenty of seating, where I could crack open a few books and get a little work in over a combo-deli sandwich.\n\nThe staff was courteous and quick, and the food was great and reasonably priced.  This being more than a decade ago, I shouldn't say much more.\n\nThe only problem I had was that the hours were never late enough for me.  When \"lunch\" comes at 10pm, there weren't too many options.  Hopefully this has changed for the current crop of students.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G8RpowvR9LodKj4_BCPMaQ", "date": "2008-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8ZBcGMHmitXv1TXCwyiEug", "text": "To do it right: $7\n\nNote that to do it right, you have to get soup too.  I had the split pea, which was good, but could have used a bit of salt in the form of pig or well, salt.  I also ordered a pastrami on light rye and just told the guy to make it how he liked it; he laughed.  In about a minute, I had a hot pastrami and swiss on soft rye with lettuce, onions, pickles, lots of spicy mustard, and a bit of jalapeno.  Nice touch.\n\nThe service was excellent--specifically, friendly and fast.  The seating looks a bit rundown, but it feels a little more comfortable that way.\n\nSummary: Another highly recommended Euclid-based sandwich.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_9hq869vIQ8RckElyFy2BA", "text": "A gem.\n\nGood food, great prices, very comfortable North Side location when you are no longer a freshman and want to get away from Telegraph.\n\nYou will find young students, old students, professors, staff and locals here - and most are repeat customers.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "z32ZK95GgquyS3SttMHX2g", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "axecv9IMXVhHJeD5_G6ylg", "text": "Ok ok, it should get 4 stars, but any place that is stiff this good in a college town after 20+ years deserves that extra star.  First time i came was when I was in college back in the mid 80's (yes, i am THAT old...sigh)  Used to live 2 blocks away fro almost 9 years and was a regular there and even then the SPlit Pea soup was THAT good, as was the Clam Chowder.  \nFast forward 20+ years after living away and abroad, I find myself in teh Eastbay again and so one day i opted to pop by Northside to see what was still there.  I was rewarded with finidng Stuffed in still there AND, the same people owning and running it (albeit a bit older than i remember ;) )\n\nThe Stuffedwich was just as i remembered it as was their Split pea.  I have made it an almost weekly place to stop by for lunch, despite having to drive down (feel a bit guilty a bit even after paying to offset the carbon emissions) but I really love this place.  Homey, down to earth sandwiched for both Ominivores and Herbivores.\n\nPrice has gone up a bit in 20 years but not by that much relatively speaking.  Using fresh ingredients to make the sandwiches and presented wit a smile, it is still one of the best values around.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XVDuIGlTkmlOEvlLKYkWqg", "date": "2010-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b9UtanH_BWx9z6Wqyf-Kwg", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: -\nService: -\n\nThey always serve Stuffed Inn sandwiches at the BSAC meetings. I think the sandwiches are okay, but they're not anything special. It'd be nice if the cookies were fresh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HZeJaXKrJq-hMUalN9aB1w", "text": "How have you all failed to mention the half-sandwich/cup-of-soup deal? It's like, $3.50, which is unbelievable these days. I used to have a low-paying, soul-sucking job on northside, and that cheap soup and sandwich combo saved my life on a daily basis. It's better to call in your order if you have to go there around lunchtime, though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_jjRJEgDLIblQyFVP6MhVg", "date": "2007-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-m4_HXvBEsXInXCiLzSQPQ", "text": "This place serves the best split pea soup in the bay area. It's the kind of place where they remember your name if you show up every month, and they're happy to see you. \n\nExcellent service, great food, and cheap prices - this is my favorite soup/sandwich shop hands down.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BsmZhL01oHIP-zbSz7TiyQ", "date": "2007-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m7Wcin7aenCP3qZRcLdzdQ", "text": "i prolly go to this place 4 times a week for lunch since i work in north campus. i still couldnt figure out why their sandwich taste so good giving they use all normal ingredients, nothing fancy. and the bread are just store brought ones. Anyways, i always order my sandwich w/ the soft sweet roll; personally i think the hard one is way tooo hard to chew and the soft sour roll is too sour for a sandwich. The line may be long between 12 and 1 but they work really fast; it usually take less than 10 minutes to wait in line until its my turn. I have tried their: tuna & cheese, beef & cucumber & sour cream, turkey & avocado, ham & egg salad, pastrami & cheese; they are all very very delicious. and they have tasty clam chowders on tuesday and friday as well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CnCkK0gj31CpKDvGOfWnfg", "date": "2006-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mf0LpBLLkflwjCEAeHQkpA", "text": "My first visit to the Stuffed Inn was today.  Why?  Because there is always a line.  i could never figure out why there was a line out the door here, but not at the other restaurants that I frequent on the North side.  I now know.  You get delicious food, fast and cheap here.  The perfect place to go on a budget.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MNa8r3LLtshZ6LKRKZyO9A", "text": "I LOVE going to this place for a quick and healthy lunch to go! The food is always fresh and made to order. The toppings are generous and if you order anything with deli meat in it, they seriously STUFF it full of it. It's seriously the real deal. Recently, I've been loving the egg salad sandwich. It's lighter than the deli-meat sandwiches so when I need to eat, but not extremely hungry, it's my best option. It's really good too!\n\nThe guy who makes the sandwiches is always super nice and friendly. Go for an early lunch before noon to avoid the long lines!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lZyUio2mRNm9PzS760rSrg", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ECcPYf6MEtQVFFkovC4BgA", "text": "Soup worth hiking for.  The split pea, as others clearly attest, will make you yodel. But I have also relished every other soup they've served. Big  lumberjack bowlfuls too. They don't skimp.\n\nI love how their versions of boring food that I would normally make myself somehow fulfills me deep down in the part of my soul that loves fairy-tales and wants to watch \"The Courtship of Eddy's Father.\"  \n\nI have my master's degree now.  I don't hang on Euclid anymore. But I will hike my ass and a five $ bill up the hill every now and again (through the little 3 Billy Goats Gruff path that goes over the creek - you know the one) and go home again to the Stuffed Inn.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BXIKnrmyL67A4C5nN2FbNg", "date": "2007-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "j2BBSrZeDkkJAWJhDc9JlQ", "text": "During lunch you definitely have to \"stuff inn\" to this place in order to get your lunch.  It is quite cozy though, and I do have to say that I rather enjoyed  it.  The menu has a whole bunch of sandwiches to choose from, all of which have wonderful names.  My sandwich, the Normal Ned, had avocado and sprouts, plus everything else on it.  Everything includes the usual veggies and condiments plus pickles and hot peppers.  Oh I love my hot peppers!  The sandwich definitely hit the spot, and for the area, you get the biggest bang for your buck here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zp3tRNqyeL7-kGDJwMkgpQ", "date": "2009-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KwnR-1btrG9Gj-wm3GP6Ag", "text": "I don't like coming here with a group here because service can get pretty slow. Every time I came here, there were two people behind the counter, and only one of them was making the sandwiches for everyone... so I try to avoid this place around noon. I usually get tuna sandwiches, and once in a while I get soup on the side since the sandwich and soup deal is pretty nice. Definitely a good, cheap, and healthier place for starving college students with a limited budget... even better for UC Berkeley engineers who live in Soda, Cory, Etcheverry, and other buildings on north side of campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "P8IlftQKddDiMj2NyqLMSQ", "text": "The sandwiches here are always made so fresh. If you get avocado you can believe that it will be bright green. I always get the Farrah's sandwich with Turkey avocado and sour cream and cucumbers. Now that I've tried their sour cream and cucumber I am very satisfied. There's always a long line outside during lunch and I think it's worth the wait.\n\nThis place is also a small family owned shop and all of the staff there are very friendly and nice. I highly recommend stopping by for a quick sandwich that is made fresh to order.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "s_gmjf-Tbydqm95iYWbRhA", "text": "I never ate on the north side of campus while I was at Cal and my younger sister really likes this place so we decided to have lunch here one day.\n\nDecor is definitely drab and cold but the freshness of the food makes up for it.  I like how all the sandwiches have names to them.  My sister and I split the Normal Ned's (avocado and sprouts) on multigrain bread.  All the veggies were so fresh and you only end up shelling out about $4!\n\nService is super friendly and nice.\n\nI would come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D2b4DENpkezsw90fC2vWdw", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xDXL9PXy2b8tMnVyl2cVVg", "text": "My favorite sandwich place in Berkeley.  Super friendly staff, and the man that makes sandwiches is really good at remembering people and what they like on their sandwiches.  My favorites are the meatloaf, the toona salad, and the pastrami.  I especially like it because I spend most of my day on the north side of the Berkeley campus, so it's convenient to go there. Prices are good, and the quality is consistent.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AOJMY-Lr7IJl0n8YcuzZog", "date": "2009-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K1MsJ2WswUMJQlTPUMKz0g", "text": "although cafe intermezzo on telegraph has far better food, stuffed inn still provides a decent salad/sandwich, but what really makes this place stand out is the service.  the asian guy who normally works the counter (whenever i'm there) is really friendly and almost always remembers what i order!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HVPwSRu5jgz_iZ6ImFszhw", "text": "I remember my first meal on Euclid Ave.  I was staying at the Faculty Club on campus, but I was advised by a colleague to skip the free breakfast there and to get a really great meal at the 3 C's Cafe on Hearst (a bit above Euclid).  When I showed up at the 3 C's bright and early, I saw an encouraging sign on the door: \"Breakfast served all day\"!  That was great, but it turned out that the place didn't open until 10:30AM!\n\nNot wanting to wait for several hours, I went around the corner and walked up Euclid.  There was a breakfast place with an open door; it's where Bongo Burger is now.  I ordered my meal (two eggs with an English muffin, perhaps).  I was alone in the place with the employee behind the counter.  She asked for my name and I told her.  Was she going to ask for more?  Not at all -- there was silence.  Why did she want to know my name?  \"So I can call you when your breakfast is ready.\"  Sure enough, 10 minutes later I was treated to a chipper \"Ken: breakfast!\"\n\nThat establishment is long gone, and so is the 3 C's.  (I went back to the 3 C's many times to order mushroom and spinach crepes.  Our waitress was Audrey F.)  Cafe Espresso, which used to be on Hearst just below Euclid is now an office of UC.  (Its main attraction was that the food was so bad that there was always a free table at noon.)  The world has changed.  Northside has changed.\n\nThe Stuffed Inn remains the same.  I liked it when I first moved to Berkeley.  I even put up with the glacial pace of the line.  (People would write checks to pay for their sandwiches.)  I was last there a few days ago, at 2PM on a Saturday.  There were 3 people ahead of us, but 15 minutes passed before we got to the head of it.  (\"If I order the Chinese chicken salad, what kind of dressing do I get?  Are there any nuts?\")  I had the Big Ned's (an avocado sandwich).  It still tastes like Big Neds did in the old days, but I feel like I'm in a sandwich museum.  Whenever I come here (about once every six months), I kick myself for not waiting in line at Nefeli instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2007-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OQloT5ZA2VL_m5xfswpcFQ", "text": "A quaint and usually quiet soup and sandwich joint tucked into the Euclid neighborhood, it gives you a real Northside experience with its rustic 70's-style wood paneling.  This place is really convenient and the prices are so reasonable here. They have an extensive menu of sandwiches named after famous literary and political figures and three or four soups are available in hot kettles, self-serve style, near the counter.  I highly recommend the split pea soup with a wheat demi-loaf for dipping.  I recall they used to have a great hot pastrami and swiss on rye as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDVX4Is4CanREchBmpFXoA", "date": "2005-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "tEH0jTsmvDPxyn9L9pjMXA", "text": "5.5 Stars\n\nThis sandwich shop is owned by a fellow Pi Alpha Phi, so 1 star just for that.\n\nAs far as their sandwiches go, 4.5 stars.\n\nI haven't actually tried many of their sandwiches, but their Turkey and Avocado is so delicious that it's almost too much of a risk for me to try anything else.\n\nThey use very fresh ingredients, freshness that you can actually taste. If you've ever had Vietnamese spring rolls before, and you know how good spring rolls give you that cool crisp refreshing kinda sensation, as if you just took your first sip of an ice cold 7-Up after days of wandering in the dessert with no water; well, their turkey and avocado sandwich emulates just that. \n\nI think the freshness has to do with the proportions of the ingredients in the sandwich since they are very generous with their avocado and alfalfa sprouts (yum yum). If I had to describe how the proportions in the sandwich worked out, just imagine how the basic food guide pyramid looks and then translate that into how it would look if the pyramid was actually a sandwich instead. It has just the right amount of everything.\n\nIt's also great that they offer like 10 different options for bread that you can choose for your sandwich, varying from like french roll to wheat to dark rye.\n\nOh, and did I mention the sandwich is only 5 bucks no tax?\n\nSo if you happen to be in the area and want a sandwich that can give your mouth that just brushed clean and fresh kinda feeling, please pick up a sandwich here. It'd almost be a disfavor to yourself not to.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bY0i_BD9sOWwsQXTxvT7Rg", "date": "2010-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j7qFQmTbuoCOYyPr5-jgog", "text": "Well I've been eating here pretty much every week for the last few months and have grown to love it. I usually eat their soups (the clam chowder is the best) and their salads. There's always a line through the door which shows good business), so to avoid the lines go before 12p or after 1p. \n\nRandom:\nI like that they don't charge a fee or have a min fee to use your debit/credit card too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_PAM1DBWZ6szRLwoT0Fb4Q", "date": "2010-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UJNgK6KOiuBHn56i2fZ5vw", "text": "This place is always a nice break from my job on North Campus. Pretty standard \"classy\" sandwich fare--e.g. sprouts, choice of mustards, various breads--with quality deli meats so your lunch is usually as good as your choice of toppings.  Daily soup offerings split pea and tomato barley are satisfying and better than average. Salads are pretty typical diner-style food; good, but the chicken is occasionally rubbery. My typical lunch is a turkey or salami and cheese sandwich, chips and a bottle of Martinelli's sparkling apple juice--a simple meal that hits the spot. I sometimes grab one of their oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, which are really unique in texture and are one of my favorite snacks in Berkeley.\n\nNote that Stuffed Inn can get pretty crowded around lunchtime (1130-2) as scientists from LBL and professors from UCB file in for soup and a sandwich, so avoid these hours if you can. \n\nThis place serves its purpose as a Berkeley lunch counter very well, but long waits can be annoying when you're just looking to grab a quick bite. Three stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LSKBTF0g9t0p86zMIgNdIQ", "date": "2007-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "at6eV6aA3Ur6YZoBr_RzgA", "text": "My review is based SOLEY on their DELICIOUS GREEN PEA SOUP.\n\nGluten-free/Vegetarian/Vegan Yelpers of Berkeley, rejoice! Alas, food we can eat without being sick for the next few days (or weeks)! \n\nCan't say much about their freshly made juice/smoothies or coffee, but if you are hungry and craving sandwich, salad or their DELICIOUS GREEN PEA SOUP, give this place is a chance.\n\nJust a block up from the North Gate (Berkeley Campus) and a friendly owner who will greet you with a smile and if you go often enough, remember your too! :) Go, go, go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rke-uYHINHJmYKk7nXxzYw", "date": "2010-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "_h79yINe0wQvZx0IRR2jCg", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nHot damn, this place wins over any hoagie or cheesesteak that Northside has to offer. The food is fresh, service is fast, and the prices are competitive. And the sandwiches all have names!\n\nThere are two doors: the one on the left is the entrance, and the one on the right is the exit from the dining area. You walk in past the Stuffed Inn Express, which has pre-made sandwiches. There is a counter to your left that is piled with fruit, and that's where you start. After staring at their large green menu (but be quick!), place your order to the man or woman behind the counter. They'll whip up your sandwich in a few minutes, and you walk down the counter to the cash register to pay. You can add a bowl of soup to your sandwich or salad for $2.25. If you're opting for a bowl of soup, you pay for the soup first. Behind you, there will be a small counter with three pots of soup and some ceramic bowls for your use. Ladle yourself a bowl of soup, sprinkle on some homemade croutons, and head to your right to the eating area.\n\nTheir eating area has 8 or so table, with 3 booths lining the side wall. The atmosphere is calming and laidback, with sunlight trickling in and pseudo shrubbery lining the walls. Most people order food to go, so it doesn't get too crowded.\n\nMy sandwich was made in 1.5 minutes, no joke. My friend's sandwich took about 4 minutes, since his was being toasted. TOASTED.\n\nMenu: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ?select=BrzepQDiUXld-WlxZLKrVw\n\nSandwich customization: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ?select=kNhHTrddSicPhHF9Uz78Ig\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nTURKEY & AVOCADO (Farrah's): [$5.25]\n- I chose the onion roll, and boy was I glad I did! The onion roll is akin to an onion bagel sans the hole in the middle. The bread was soft and chewy, and the subtle onion bits on top were great!\n- This sandwich is STUFFED with avocado! The avocado is mushed to the texture of guac, and it oozes out of your sandwich with each bite. The avocado isn't flavored much, but I always get avocado to add that smooth texture to my meal. Seriously, I've been saturating my diet with avocado!\n- Large leaves of lettuce and tomato slices. I would have liked some more turkey though. But the turkey wasn't too salty as a deli meat, so that was appreciated c:\n- Got me some sprouts in my sammich. With the avocado, it was a good addition. Mmm mmm healthy.\n\nPASTRAMI & CHEESE (Ali): [$5]\n- My friend chose the whole wheat bread, which is like your regular sandwich bread. But the smart boy got it TOASTED. And since he chose provolone as his cheese to pair with the pastrami, IT WAS INGENIOUS. There was enough melted cheese to completely smother the huge mound of pastrami in his sandwich, and with his few pieces of lettuce and tomato, it was a great, tasty sandwich.\n- So much yummy pastrami! So much yummy cheese!\n- I'm coming back to eat this one!!!\n\nCLAM CHOWDER: [$2.25 with purchase of a sandwich]\n- At first I thought it might be free refills, but my friend said it costs either $1.25 or $1.50 for another bowl. Boo :c\n- I liked their soup, as it was very creamy and not as chunky as canned soup. It seemed like it had a hint of cream of corn to it though. There were some generous chunks of clam too.\n- My friend said the soup was a bit too toned down in flavor, but that may have been because his pastrami & provolone sandwich was a kick to the taste buds in comparison to the soup. Then he said he liked Progresso clam chowder better, and I gave him this face: -___-\n- Their homemade croutons are nice and unflavored, and they absorb soup at just the right rate to give it a slightly soggy/crunchy edge :P\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nThe only competitor to the Stuffed Inn's sandwiches is the Hot Pastrami at Northside Cafe. But the prices here cannot be beat, and neither can the quality of the ingredients. With the perfect balance of bread, meat, cheese, veggies, and love, Stuffed Inn comes out as the top contender of Northside eateries for me.\n\nI highly recommend the pastrami and cheese (aka Ali) with provolone, and mix it up with an onion roll! Ask for it TOASTED too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "8RvB8sBNGX7nf1XscQwi8A", "text": "Well, its almost 2 years later and I'm still in grad school and I still have their split pea soup coursing through my veins. \n\nThe soup is now $2.25, still a serious bargain.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Wds_aPj1F1Nip8wOG-lEoQ", "date": "2008-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "2EQ7rNO-dd_-B9B950Yhng", "text": "super yummy sandwiches.\n\nthe bread is always fresh, the middles are always stuffed full & the dude making sandwiches always gets it right. combined with chips & juice, it's really an almost perfect lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qt6t6i4RDbgXIOg6EXUbvQ", "date": "2008-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "n9IDFMT5Znb3jAWdV7XU3Q", "text": "I don't know what inspired me to purchase split pea soup on a hot day like today from the stuffed inn. I must preface this by first saying that I usually hate split pea soup and think it's one of the most vile things ever created aside from chocolate chip muffins, beets, SUVs and Vista.\n\nBut today I got a to go bowl of split pea soup and a mini wheat loaf because, being a student, I had exactly $3 cash on me at the time and there was very little food in my house. Their sandwiches were cheap too (around $4 something) but the soup was the only thing in my price range and the other choices of corn chowder and tomato all seemed less appealing).\n\nI took it home and it was one of the greatest split pea soups I've ever had! It was creamy while still being vegan (impressive) and I actually enjoyed it and ate every bite. I loved the soup and the 60 cent mini wheat loaf had a slight honey sweetness that was light, fluffy, and not overpowering. It was a full, filling meal for only $2.85, and on a student budget that's really spectacular.\n\nThere's not a lot of seating room (but in a place called the Stuffed Inn you shouldn't expect it). They had a sign hat talked about clam chowder but there was no clam chowder available. Additionally, if you eat in store they only charge $1 for a refill on a second bowl of soup, which is a great plus if you're that hungry. It would have been a lot better if it had actually been soup weather, but it was still good.\n\nI know it's not the greatest place around, but I'm a fan of any place that can make me like split pea soup.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2008-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "u8kQiY6QjLD7AjvVdQ4pgQ", "text": "i love split pea soup, and their split pea is delicious!  chunky, hearty and savory - mmm mmm good!  their caesar salad is also worth a mention.\n\nbut what's really worth a mention is what a steal this place is!  for two, we split a salad, ordered two soups, and a cookie, which amounted to under $11.  awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Da_ZO8lKwIacljqKUJbAlw", "date": "2007-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "PUK0RoIvq8pgi38FSCg7cQ", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 7, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "MfnuAy9h4rMAzwEdyhQnnA", "text": "Great sandwiches.  Fairly priced.  Come early before noon or expect a line out the door!  Loved that they put sprouts on the sandwich.  I got the King arthur which I would reccomend!   Most sandwiches will set you back 5 bucks!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "diDXW06J_Llz_Q8gY2bfZw", "date": "2008-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0E6cE8sIrhQ-zcfCU3ZAlg", "text": "Ive always want to try smart Alecs and I eventually did with a friend when we met up to catch up. I usually go to cafe intermezzo for my big fat delicious salads but ever since it close down ive been desperately scrambling to find a replacement. I got the garden delight salad and it was okay. It wasn't out of the world but it did do the job and ended up lasting me a couple more meals because of its size. I haven't tried anything else but their garlic fries are pretty good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zDga0uLn_GBGnf2VJCC9Sw", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0HeRZHRCvf6rfZQLTXBryg", "text": "I would go here for burgers, but definitely not again for salads. Their salads are just lettuce and cucumbers, absolutely nothing compared to Intermezzo. If you want a good salad, please, go to Intermezzo right down the street. And.. if you absolutely insist on getting a salad here, at least get the corn bread rather than the wheat bread. The corn bread is fresh baked and the wheat bread is just a slice of oroweat like sandwich bread.  Their burgers are pretty good. Not too fatty, yet juicy and tender. And the idea that the bun is whole wheat sort of makes burger eating a healthy thing.\n\nBring a test with an A and receive a free order of garlic with any order!\n\nP.S. Be careful when you're around the area, especially at night. My friend got punched in the face for absolutely no reason right outside by a drunk. He's ok, so were his expensive glasses. Wtf tho.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cJ7v1pTqLVDp3uC-YGE4Ug", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0M-zgZsGMVlxy9DRbY9kuw", "text": "I've been going to Smart Alec's for 8 years now.  You can beat their prices for the quality and quantity of food you get.  Some of my favorites are: Big A Burger Combo, Tofu Salad, and Cornbread.  The only thing I don't like on their menu is the smoothies.  This is some tasty, if a bit \"granola\" food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODxEfwSYnEwr9rNdvrXpRw", "date": "2009-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0r6mXquch6euP5jK6CbJXw", "text": "everything seems healthy to me. there's nothing wrong with that. where they fail is that everything tastes like paper. all the food is flavorless. i had to use salt and ketchup and soak my food in it. It was pretty depressing eating here.\n\ni appreciate that they aim to be healthy, but at least make the food taste good.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CqWdaivLQLz1fttTVmdEgA", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0S7vSia1PzhjJXiojy27-Q", "text": "All I can say is CORNBREAD is amazing and for that alone I will give five stars", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bbILBTSNOt0AB2c0I4Dr3g", "date": "2009-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0VHiZ02YOhn92uw0MkMhXQ", "text": "Love this palce and the food. esp the VEGAN BROWNIES", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wXGx5Jsr6qkOdu83vp5tKg", "date": "2011-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0ww9_WYqsGm3_mSV78gArg", "text": "For the burger and fries cravings without the guilt.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "13IDDBgB247D9svtSw1IJQ", "text": "Not totally vegetarian, but lots of veggie options. It used to be good, when it was the only restaurant, but once it opened a branch in WC, the quality went down. I loved their fresh breads, but last time I went, it was pre-processed bread. Their air-baked garlic fries and chowders are good though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "14S-xLxL70GNn1ZkEq40rA", "text": "I have to start out by saying I was a skeptic. This restaurant calls itself smart fast food. Now that's a misnomer if I've ever seen one! \n\nI give this place a try by turning in my History blue book from my midterm. Apparently free fries for each A means you must have a non-Scantron, blue book exam in which you've gotten an A with a $3.95 or more purchase. It was my first time and I made that clear so I got my small garlic fries for free, thankfully. The garlic fries were amazing. It still surprises me that I can get garlic fries and regular fries for the same price. I have to say that I was definitely pleased with all the garlic that they put on my fries. I'm just so used to getting ripped off for garlic fries when all they really do is scoop out some garlic from a jar and shake a bag. \n\nI came back with my roommate when we were running errands together. I got the burger combo meal with some garlic fries yet again. I was definitely pleased with my burger that was just oh so juicy. The garlic fries, again, did nothing but please my stomach. I got my first stamp and I can't wait to get some of that corn chowder that I've heard so much about! \n\nSmart Alec's, while I doubted you, I have realized that you are pretty awesome. If only you were a bit neater, your bathroom was cleaner and more easier to get into, you accepted credit cards, and your employees would be kinder.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1C_C-l7xJWrFN_Unvoh31A", "text": "This place is a great choice fro someone on a budget but also watches their waist line. Its also god for that person that just likes good food. i've been going here my entire stay @ Cal. Its right on the corner of Durant & Telegraph so its not too far for students to go right before class starts. \n\nWhat I dig most about this place is the atmospheres and the price. 1/2 a sandwich and a soup for 5.44? I'm down! Their veggie burger is better than Boca and shits of the Garden burger. Their Hummus sandwich is also off the chain. But what I find to be the best combo...1/2 a chicken breast sandwich with a bowl of the corn chowder that just happen to come with a great big slab of cornbread to make this lil black girl proud. \n\nAnd in closing ladies and gentleman, this is the only place that you can A. get guilt free fries & B. not get charged extra for the wonderful dollop of garlics and parsley!\n\nP.S bring in a test with an A or better on it and you will get a free basket of fries! Sorry scantrons don't count! \n\nHey they don't call it Smart A+lek's for nothin!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9PF9t1FY1gq2JxeecJ-HrA", "date": "2007-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1eonhm9LqDXsOwYjDih05A", "text": "Atmosphere is crummy (although not as much on a nice sunny day), but food is good.  I like it, and I like the salads a lot more than the CF chef's salad at Intermezzo (or whatever its called these days).  \n\nFries are really good.  \n\nA very solid 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FxcmX5skqHyqmxkubdn9gg", "date": "2009-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-1qwuZtAm2AT06agDeUo0w", "text": "Normally, I avoid fast food places like the PLAGUE. But these people almost make me wish I lived in Berkeley. I can have their veggie burger and fries almost every day of the week, and they have a tofu brownie to DIE for. I always HAVE to order it for dessert whenever I am there.  I love how low the prices are, as well!  I wish they would open up a branch in San Francisco to replace some of the sub-standard burger joints we have in this city.  But I know if they did come here the prices would be hiked way up. Yet and still I think about their food. A lot. When I am in Berkeley it's hard for me to go anywhere else, even though Berkeley is full of wonderful places to eat.  These guys are THAT good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R4DVayqiW63jHle7AG_NXQ", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1SIb_x84zLUVEeAJ77Wytg", "text": "I visited Smart Alec's for the first time today... and yo ucan be sure it won't be the last. The food was NOT greasy, which is a first time for a fast food place. The fries (I got a few more than I should have, because I have a hard time keeping my blood sugar values low with potato) were surprising: not fried but air baked... they tasted great and they had almost no oil. It was the same with the burger I had.\n\nThe only downside: they only take cash, but at least they have an ATM across the street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CHUixpAbGLLFj2k6drFHsA", "date": "2008-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Sz-p9tzvr469RIjV7uO1g", "text": "Smart Alec's is a great healthy option for people looking for vegetarian food at an affordable price. On our visit, my fiance and I shared a gourmet veggie burger with basil pesto and a side of large fries. We spent just over 7 dollars and couldn't finish all of our food. \n\nThe fries are just over 2 dollars, and you easily get enough to feed 3 people. We got the garlic on the side, but I would imagine that the garlic fries are excellent. \n\nThe reason I am giving it 4 stars is based on the basil pesto on the veggie burger. The flavor of the burger was stronger than the pesto, and the pesto was quite thin to be used on a burger. I think that the BBQ veggie would be much better... other than this slight misstep, we had a good meal for a great price.\n\nThe service is also good and the staff is nice with very speedy service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-kzrL27j9NKBZFzmYTl9Qg", "date": "2011-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1x5aowjKrh0dwfubihqpOg", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 5\nService: 4\n\nI've been to Smart Alec's over 20 times. I know that because I've gotten two of their frequent diner cards completely stamped. I guess I just really wanted that free bowl of soup and didn't care that I liked Smart Alec's less and less with each visit? \n\nThat said, I've probably gotten their half chicken breast and corn chowder soup combo about 15 times, trying out their Big B, Basil Chicken burger, turkey sandwich, eggplant melt, and potato leek soup the other times. Oh, and their fries too.\n\nThe food's okay, but after going so many times, I'm totally sick of it and won't be going back. Sure, the food's pretty healthy. However, healthy food rarely tastes really good, and this place is no exception. If I really wanted a good-tasting burger, I'd probably drop by Bongo a couple blocks away.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "21lRaHqjPJwkLpLHgS59HA", "text": "I love this place!\n\nSo after passing by Smart Alec's a few times, I decided to stop by when I finally had a bit of time in the area. Their salads are HUGE. My friend got the Caesar, and was barely able to finish it, so she took it for lunch the next day. I ordered the Basil Chicken burger, and a hefty piece of cornbread. The burger was a bit dry, but that can be expected from chicken, so I just asked for more sauce. The plethora of lettuce, tomatoes and onions was a plus as well. Maybe I gave them such a high rating because of the cornbread. After a healthy meal, I didn't feel guilty after eating the whole piece of what is usually my ultimate food-guilty-pleasure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FXgQ4y34UK52WQ9HcRb4vQ", "date": "2011-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "27TwbRwcRVm1L_MCvNhmDA", "text": "Sure, the burgers are good, but there are a lot of other items on the menu that really hit the spot when you are too exhausted to cook after class. This place was my go-to spot for delicious soups when I was sick with a cold. All of them are oh so yummy (my favorite was the corn chowder), and coupled with the cornbread, Smart Alec's makes for good takeout/lunch.\n\nPlus their \"special sauce\" is better than In and Out's. No joke.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rauja-0ajOmQG9iT8tbBhg", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2QLkcL-6dVFOHW7sffxl3w", "text": "I ate at this place the first time I visited Berkeley and found myself fairly disgusted. If I still liked fries, I would recommend the garlic fries. Otherwise, I got a sandwich (it was either tuna or roast beef, I forgot) and remember that it was a terrible sandwich. Too much dressing (probably mustard) that made it taste really odd. The tables seemed pretty dirty, even though there were barely any customers in the store at the time. I've heard from friends that the salads are really good though, so I wouldn't mind giving the restaurant a second shot. But I feel like there are much better places to eat, especially with IB Hoagies just across the street.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rVA85dMsTw7B6v2opDuMuQ", "date": "2007-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "33HZDvVz9NHIBW7xuwy5wA", "text": "The food here is fresh, often organic, and good quality. However, the taste is just okay. \n\nThey have awesome garlic fries and corn chowder though. Get them here and go next door for a good hoagie at IB Hoagies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_UMTGara5YnzRIey3Mva0Q", "date": "2011-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3CQ7WBGmZwCyfnHQXS02yA", "text": "Burgers are ok, but fries not fat, so not tasty and dry. Not my favourite place for this kind of food!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gpqJSlEWQFFUlqQcnYFpew", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3d-AjaBYHitVvVwbBc97KQ", "text": "Delicious...and healthy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oyUyfvwquM4dCTNluBhFJA", "date": "2011-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3MuoRuPcdbj48aBg0MUwcw", "text": "I always come here and get the corn chowder. It's dairy free!! I don't believe it. I also love the cornbread that comes with it. It's kinda grainier than other cornbreads, but that's why I love it. Sometimes I go in just to buy a piece of cornbread. \n\nMore recently my friend discovered the sesame tofu salad. I've been ordering that a lot too, it's really good! Sometimes they put too much dressing though. I always order the half salad and am full after. The full is enormous. I'm also a fan of the cranberry turkey sandwich. For some reason I've never gotten around to trying the burgers, I should one day. \n\nI only get fries when I get an A. Bring an A grade and they give you fries for free :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fczz94DY9_SJpGN15d7w5w", "date": "2012-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3SwrXboBIxQ3VousUkyf8A", "text": "(vegetarian reviewer)\n\nI used to come here a lot because serving sizes are nice and large (I have a big appetite), and I love their cornbread/chili combination. The atmosphere is pretty nice, too.\n\nUnfortunately, when I came in to buy my girlfriend a dinner right after Christmas break, the lettuce in our salad was frozen. Not exactly a great casual date. Maybe they froze food over break when the students weren't around to create less waste or something. But my appetite for Smart Alec's has been pretty much filled for now.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "84I4nZEmoOkubmw5D_U0GA", "date": "2012-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4656SBMMiX2-NRX2g1DvWA", "text": "I've been to Berkeley many times, and I've always passed by Smart Alec's. It never really appealed to me though since I'm not a burger kind of person. This visit around, I ate there, and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. It's good, considering that it's relatively healthy and how fast they give you your food (even during the lunch rush, they were speedy). The corn chowder was delicious and both of the sandwiches that I got were quite tasty (first time: eggplant, second time: grilled chicken). \n\nI did have a few complaints though: all the breads are way too dry, which is probably a side effect of trying to be healthy, and the french fries were so-so (again, probably a side effect of trying to be healthy). I wouldn't say the fries were cardboard; they just lacked consistency: some of them were way overcrisp, some of them were soggy, and some of them were almost comparable to deep fried french fries.\n\nOverpriced? Definitely not compared to places in San Diego. I paid $7 for the 1/2 soup and 1/2 sandwich combo, and I was stuffed for the rest of the day. The same thing in San Diego would give me a soup half the size, no corn bread, and a much less filling sandwich.\n\nI wish they had an Alec's down in San Diego.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vf7xXmDndPDwx2-7waG9HQ", "date": "2008-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4d1oslg-Hh08lT1lrALUPQ", "text": "Like Intermezzo, their salads are enormous. I like 'em better, though, because the wheatberries are a nice touch and the chicken breast is reaaaaalllly good and almost always warm. I just skip the bread. Also, diet Coke machine. A+.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t8maiKvttMt54Gj3-nSDOA", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_4jIP682xSSTggsk85eiWg", "text": "I have to give kudos to Smart Alec's for making the Big A burger their veggie burger\n\n(lol my roommate sometimes forgot that the Big A burger was a veggie patty and would come home saying \"OH GOD NOOO!!! its not meat! bleh!\")\n\nbut the veggie patty isn't the greatest....it has a sort of weird after taste that obviously reminds you that you are NOT eating meat.\n\nThe other sandwiches are pretty good and the soups are decent, my favorite sandwiches are the eggplant melt and the marinated tofu.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2009-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "58Lm7APrvT48sbCFvhrCCA", "text": "I've only been here once, but I got the veggie burger with avocado, and I still think about it all the time. It was perfection.\nThe garlic fries are also delicious, if you like garlic (I love garlic).\nI love that it offers options for everyone--vegetarians, vegans, and omnivores--and there were plenty of delicious sounding things on the menu that I'd love to try again.\nThe only reason they don't get 5 stars is because the staff isn't the friendliest, and the bathroom is reallyyy dirty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TI4f8Hcr9ARlVBVSdywB2Q", "date": "2010-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_5BQYuxNuVTU-OMWtAZwkA", "text": "I literally ate this 7 days a week while at Cal....\n\nTo this day, I still travel to the east bay just for a slice of the cornbread.  Well priced, good portions, and healthy options!\n\nDefinitely worth dropping by!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GgYVmrwCeMt600O6ft23sQ", "date": "2009-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5erkKLAlR2JLE-AiPIl2gQ", "text": "When I lived in Berkeley, I used to stop by Smart Alec's all the time to pick up a piece of their cornbread. No one else makes their cornbread the way Smart Alec's does. It's super dense and moist, with a touch of sweet. Perfect.\n\nI've tried their soups, salads and burgers. They're decent, but nothing special.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g7S7fGfZC9ow_wIsK848MA", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5gpksRSLa_Da7_AHaMh-dA", "text": "Smart Alec's is not a restaurant I would die to go to. Burgers and salads seem to just be average or below average. Other sandwiches seem to be just ordinary. The one thing I do like, however, is the soup. Particularly, the Potato Leek soup is something that I have found to be a good comfort food with a side of cornbread. Their cornbread is better than I anticipated and it goes really well with their soups.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "z0M0T6cPikJsSMNG9rQYIA", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Ocd86Cw0U9-oE9UzbTpmw", "text": "I am madly in love with the corn bread here (yes, love is possible with Maize).  I think I go in there more for the corn bread than the great salads and I must say - decent veggie burger! The portions are out of control (and I love it!). I had their corn chowder and it was good, but I think I prefer the corn bread. Did I mention their awesome corn bread? LOL! Lately it seems I am in this place at least once a week. I tend to stick to the salads, but I plan to branch out - except with the corn bread. All in all, a great hangout to get healthy eats.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q3X7jFv0eH8PNqNjAWql-g", "date": "2009-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5sEB44gaT2822bFwqrn4_A", "text": "I think every Berkeley student has had Smart Alec's at least once.  I mean, it has the best location on Telegraph and it's hugeee. \n\nThe food is pretty good.  It's nothing spectacular that you crave, but it's never bad.  When I can't think of something to eat, Smart Alec's is a good choice.  They have soup, salad, sandwiches, etc.  I usually go in for the salad because I try to tell myself that I'm healthy.  The full salad is huge for a pretty decent price as well.  \n\nI also don't understand the hype of the cornbread, although I do find it a better selection than wheat bread - which is just one slice of regular wheat bread.  I usually try something different there each time because nothing has disappointed me here.  I like the chicken sesame salad the most but it could use more dressing but it has super duper muchacho amount of chicken!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9FGu7rcwVHfKimJlkXcbyA", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "68hzRT70KDvFX0LDK6o5Dw", "text": "I really don't think this place is that healthy, unless you're really diligent about salad preparation (ie keep it crouton-free), but I like it and go here all the time. Obviously, like Mattina, my review is contingent on not having a vermin experience, and it's probably only a matter of time. The cornbread, again, probably not that good for you, but they give you that big piece, so you have to get it. Like someone else said, you get sick of this place after a while, but after some time off it's safe to go back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZZ8XF4UOwaUnmgp_dnkRGA", "date": "2010-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6B9J5BjXKW6vg_cOFMRA3Q", "text": "I had the sesame tofu salad and split it with my cousin because it was so huge.\n\nIt was good overall, except for the tofu which was way, way too salty. Both of us ended up eating everything but the tofu.\n\nThe cornbread was alright, not as great as some people here are saying, but then again I'm not the biggest fan of cornbread. It's alright!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "c77MwHrxJ4AMOB9CQW8ogQ", "date": "2009-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "70y7XlAsgC9DibR8XOlZAg", "text": "When I'm in Berkeley around evening, I literally try to make room for this place (and that's probably a good idea, considering you almost get what you pay for.) It's not the most novel idea (traditional American fast food that won't clog your arteries) but damn if those veggie burgers don't leave me wanting more. The food is very delicious and I think vegetarians will be very pleased. Nonvegetarians, however, might be less forgiving.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AmahADeAFmgnBnNh9GgSkg", "date": "2009-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "76hbvzH5RAfn203HAlXsCw", "text": "DELICIOUS. but slightly expensive :(\n\nI always get their salad, or half sandwich/half salad. Their roasted tofu or eggplant melt is to die for! I'm not as big a fan of their burgers... but still yummy. Their garlic fries are airy and delicious... and I can't help myself from their special sauce ;) Their cornbread is ridiculously dense (and oily) it can practically serve as a meal on its own... but I don't mind getting it with my meal ^_^\n\nI personally like Intermezzo better for salads (just because it's larger and I get more ingredients ie avocado, kidney beans, better tasting egg) they get me here with the wheatberries and edamame. Once in a while I treat myself here, but if I really want to go for the healthy alternative, I say Intermezzo.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fePUffifNdyTZT8sIqpzyw", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7fvvqEKWPxQYWSov2TfTMw", "text": "I love this place. Their salads are ENORMOUS (I can eat a lot, but I had to take half home), with good ingredients (WHEATBERRIES! I LOVE WHEATBERRIES!!!!) and incredibly cheap prices. Plus, the sliced wheat bread that came with my salad was amazing. I would kill someone to have that bread right now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WHuCu5R7Mu636FrGHZH8uQ", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7qllPBs5lIQcgifyB81F_w", "text": "Another clever name. Good cornbread. Huge salads.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PZR-d99E1nkvI5cHFmoBQA", "date": "2006-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8BmwZkhdp3fBpTp-rfrrOw", "text": "Smart Alecs is probably the only place on the planet where I feel safe eating \"fast food.\" Most other places are frightening when it comes to ingredients, but these people have the right idea.\n    The food is simple, clean, and relatively healthy. Eating birdseed and other macrobiotic material may be good for me, but I'd prefer to eat something that I'm excited about. The burgers are great, the salads are enormous, and the fries are pretty darn good for not being fried. I really like the combination meals, I always leave feeling satisfied, not weighed down and bloated.\n    I find myself craving the strange dichotomy of \"healthy fast food.\" I wish they were open LATE...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sMBysnEguwsF1kc2ol0NZg", "date": "2007-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8BrFNAHLg9yxHCmBrYpJFA", "text": "I ordered the Sesame Tofu Salad and it was quite large. They say that it's grilled marinated tofu, but for you Asians out there that know what I'm talking about, it's nothing more than the brown bean curd you can buy at Ranch 99. The sesame vinaigrette that they put into the salad is a bit on the sour side. Towards the end, the tofu really soaks up the vinaigrette and it becomes almost too sour to eat.\n\nThe corn bread, as all the other reviewers are saying, is really good. My only beef with it is that around dinner, the corn bread has been in the case for a good morning and whatnot so it's not as fresh as it could be. \n\nI'm a pretty health conscious person when it comes to eating, and I can say that the salad is not *too* bad. The crunchy noodles is not the best thing health wise. Also, save some calories by asking for dressing on the side. The corn bread you should definitely stay away from if you wanna save yourself at least 300 calories. The thing's huge, so I think 300 might actually be an underestimate. \n\nGenerally, their food is not healthy. Intelligent Food is more marketing than truth. Most of their salads have fatty dressing, their soups are cream based, burgers are burgers more or less, doesn't matter where you get it from. Air baked fries are no different than fries at McDonald. If you get garlic, there's a really strong garlic smell/taste, but they're just as oily, if not more oily compared to McDonald.\n\nI would definitely go again for the price ~$6.50 for a full salad and huge portion of cornbread is included. I wouldn't go again if I was trying to eat healthy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2010-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8EXAfdLAgRF8qu2Y3HnZoA", "text": "It was ok for what it was.  Service was good, and the food was cheap. The salads looked pretty decent but I ordered the burger and garlic fries.  The burger had decent flavor but there was this weird metallic odor that lingered over the table and sort of stuck in the back of your throat.  I dont know if it was the garlic fries or the burger but it kind of annoyed me.  From the other reviews on here I'd say skip the garlic fries.  I think if you're trying to find a healthy option, there's better tasting food out there on the same street. Want burgers and fries?--just go to jack in the B and work out a little harder the next day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sJVw7h-robahs686ajAgxg", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8lZqQOF6LafZE3SxxHTgZA", "text": "\"Mediocre\" comes to mind. I've tried a few salads and sandwiches here, but they are all unmemorable. There are many cheaper and/or more delicious options nearby.\n\nThey only take cash, which can be annoying.\n\nThe only reason I come here is for the air-baked fries, but without garlic since all they do is dump a clove of crushed garlic on your fries. Just add your own salt/ pepper!\n\nThe fries are worth the trip though, if you are in the area.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YiIWe02tgoKDmCee_cIZ9g", "date": "2009-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9HEdPu_ih6XwKB7mOL0BNA", "text": "Smart Alec's was one of the first places I that caught my eye when I attended Berkeley. For some reason though, I never got around to stepping in. Perhaps it was the intimidating line of people or the intoxicating smell of french fries that caused me to stay far, far away. \n\nThings changed once my close friend started working there though. From the very first moment my teeth sank into the oversized-soft-yet surprisingly-dense cornbread, I knew it was love at first bite. This affair continued throughout my two years there and I still dream about the cornbread. Sure, I've tried their famous air-baked fries and their eggplant melt sandwich and their salads but let me tell you... nothing, I mean nothing (at least in my opinion compares to the cornbread here). There were literally days that I just purely lived off the cornbread. Sure, it wasn't the healthiest of choices but it did the trick -- two pieces of cornbread a day was all I need to fuel my brain. \n\nI love this cornbread so much that when I went up a month ago to help my sister move-in to Berkeley (yay another Cal Bear!), I insisted that our first stop before anything was to stop by Smart Alecs. Of course, parking is a disaster so I literally just jumped out of the car and told my mom to circle around the block and pick me up. I jumped back into the car with two gorgeous servings of cornbread and started eating away. My sister, of course, had been dying to try these famous treats and let's just say it was also... love at first bite!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dNYVB1AGc4Ml3kJcbOCZWQ", "date": "2009-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9HPMh3JeSm8vkD_n0auSKA", "text": "The main reason I'm giving this three stars instead of two is that it's so incredibly cheap. The food is definitely not \"good.\" But getting an \"A\" burger and fries here is satisfying in a way that you only really understand if you're vegan and haven't had a burger-and-fries meal for twelve years. The smoothies, which are also vegan, are pretty tasty as well. It would be nice if they used fresh garlic, though, the stuff that comes on the garlic fries tastes like the pre-minced stuff from a jar. Yech.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YhVGRIrPaR3cYcSKS4i_eA", "date": "2009-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9PMHbeB1wcgkzrV1nz9pUQ", "text": "I'm a vegetarian, so you'd think that this place would be right up my alley.  Unfortunately, it just isn't.  I don't understand why there's always so many people eating here, with better eats all around.  The food is good but bland and somewhat generic.\n\nThere are a lot of good, cheap ethnic places in the area that are a lot better and more flavorful in the same price range.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_9X83PyJa3hcHwrIpBoJCQ", "text": "Solid burger, good soup, great lunch spot", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dnuqcgZ2Hc75tXRG9_LiWA", "date": "2009-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aCXibmpAXwWa8axYnc2PNA", "text": "To all those who bashed this place because you think it's wrongly called \"healthy fast food\" understand this: it's fast food. If you really want to be healthy, order the salad and quit looking for excuses to complain. It is FAST FOOD, burgers and all, but they do provide healthy alternatives to beefy burgers and greasy fries such as soups and salads.\nI've never had any issues with the food. I usually order the avacado burger (with beef) and it's always tasted delicious. I took my dad there once while he was trying to lose weight and he ordered a salad, corn bread and water. The salad was big and we brought what wasn't eaten home as \"linner\" snack.\nI really enjoy sitting at the big, opened windows in the summer time and people-watching as I eat my lunch.\nFor the most part, the employees are fairly friendly but usually don't engage in small-talk with the customers (not sure whether that's a good or bad thing).\nMoral of the story: Smart Alecs = VASTLY better than McDonalds.\n(Not that I, in any way, endorse the eating of McDonalds).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oMsHop0MMp063ZVlMtqPWw", "date": "2010-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ad3VjWSqCsxhuSmKFh1nzg", "text": "Even though I end up smelling like onions later, the big A burger and the chicken pesto burger never fail to satisfy! Fries are excellent too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "brPvJZ-EeAz-CR5oJvH5-w", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AgZCFFZ4e8eihzAdhQfCzA", "text": "Smart Alec's is a pretty big disappointment as far as food goes. As far as fast, healthy food, I think they get their job done; but that is only based on the fact that I am assuming what I eat is actually healthy and that the service is relatively fast. What is more important is taste and experience, and I don't think either really qualifies for more than 2 stars here. The food I've had (salads, veggie burger, and soups) is generally flavorless. The environment is clean, but there's nothing warm or inviting about the place. After giving the place about 3 or 4 tries over the past few years, I'm resigned to not returning.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "SaEaRaNWJHplWOY5ojSBVQ", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aHjsL3Ay3a6OnbjLlxu54w", "text": "so many times when i go to berkeley i try to persuade myself to eat lunch somewhere else but just end up back here. it's so good, and cheap. i love the cornbread & the big slices of wheat toast that come with the salads. the salads are really big & they're good. the veggie burgers, regular burgers & baked fries are near mouth watering. i had the baked tofu and avocado sandwich last time i went. i wasn't too into the flavor of whatever the tofu had been marinated in, but i think lots of other people would like it, it just wasn't the flavor for me. this place is good. go there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F8yf_YFJEdvinoi6H1ttmA", "date": "2009-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "apqDFFSS8O5NduuwyWqbRw", "text": "Healthy burgers and fries?!?!? What else do I have to say?\nAnd their special sauce is really yummy too. That's why I always get a combo that includes fries so I can dip it in a cup of the sauce XP. I'm drooling just thinking about it haha.\nWhat's more is that no matter how may orders that have, they are always super fast too!\nThe only thing for me is that I haven't tried showing them an A on any of my test because I know I would be kind of embarassed to do so just for some free fries.,.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_fb99OSZo4qqWwkR03wFmQ", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A_rIBzzH396MZiu36sj2ig", "text": "Not sure how one can mess up a tossed green salad- but they did. No flavor and the lettuce was soggy. Why must you always use plastic - try eco-friendly \"to-go\" containers. \n\nWill not be returning.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "A3JdqqPcLlOIPDOXsApZpQ", "date": "2011-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "avdDEF7k2_X1AJ-SinSiiA", "text": "Cheapish veggie burgers? Yes. Cheap fries? Yes. Dirty tables EVERY time I've been here? Yes. I still like the food though, will definitely return.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zShga4iXC_uZuT3MaB8Tvg", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aWqcgs_ZXGd7rIn0DFj8MQ", "text": "A well done, basics, menu makes this place another one I'd tack on to my frequent visits list!\n\nOrdered a Special Burger combo w/ the fries and beef patty. Their hamburger is a very good, simple rendition that allows you to taste all the goodness of the meat of your choice. The wheat bun isn't too starchy, and the sun-dried tomato pesto really helped put this one into the excellent lunch category.\n\nBut far and above the thing to rave about is their air-popped fries! Talk about a healthy alternative to your oil-soaked goodness! These fries came out smoking hot, crispy on the outside, well seasoned and were just a pleasure! The weird thing was that although these fries were crispy, there wasn't any oil running around the bag. I got the garlic version, but on hindsight I should have gotten the plain fries for the sake of enjoying all the air-popped goodness! The garlic version essentially asks them to dump about 2 teaspoons of a chopped garlic/parsley mixture into the bag, and it isn't tossed so be prepared to do a little shaking yourself.\n\nOverall, a great find for me. I'm glad I decided to just walk around and try something new. at $5.98 for a burger, fries, and a shake, this is a definite place I'm going to return to.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_qjghLRob96xjyywyXTCxg", "date": "2008-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b26zunpxzRd3piZooUUEqQ", "text": "Really wonderful healthy food.  I've been here a few dozen times and have almost exclusively eaten the Superior Chef Salad.  (The only better salad is a chef salad from Cafe Mattina down the street.)  Really huge portion, excellent meat options (roasted turkey is very tasty), good mix of extras (edamame, sprouts, egg) and great dressings (sesame vinaigrette is my fav).\n\nIf everything was as good as the superior chef, it would get five starts.  The burger and fries can be kinda bland.  I know you are a healthy place, but that doesn't mean normally unhealthy food needs to lack flavor.  The garlic fries were unimpressive, just get regular fries.  Smoothies are really good, definitely worth a try.\n\nOverall, one of the best choices for fresh, tasty food on Telegraph Ave.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2P7Yit5zryswJityGLVH-g", "date": "2010-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-B7gRqoqU8faH1OI75aNvw", "text": "I think most of their food is so-so. It's reasonably prices and you get it fast. I only go in for the salads- which are huge, the ingredients are fresh, and they fill you up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1U41ny3_jN2iWCw3U-TrWg", "date": "2008-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B7p_I_6wxBevO2hyjhK1-g", "text": "Good fries. Okay service. Boring burgers. Always too crowded!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B8UV604cyzEuU-WI8KqeMw", "text": "It's very average burgers for a premium price only because it's only mediocre [non-McDonald's] around. The only other option for burgers near campus is GBC, which isn't exactly much of a competition. So, it's not worth the price, but the only option if you want a halfway decent burger.\n\nTheir fries are better though than most places nearby, and are a filling snack. It's easy to grab and go. Expect to wait a little bit for the fries [not too long] but it's expected of fresher food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bAm-d6SuXoGMmXlmrpW0IQ", "text": "I like this place, I really do. Everyone keeps saying how nasty the fries are but that was one of the first things I noticed-How good they were. I'm a fan. I love the burgers and sandwiches. I wouldn't get a salad because they actually don't look that fresh. looks like cosco salad if that makes since. The cornbread is amazing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eBp5Pr7Gz2n0_b2eFzT0dw", "date": "2008-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BcpF9dAk3nB5vfbCX2EeXg", "text": "Smart Alec's cornbread, you are one of the things I miss most about Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l06vY3W92fSrD6vdmnqMMQ", "date": "2009-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BdXpp7VfNy2jccMMePyjcg", "text": "I wanted to like this place. I really did.\n\nSmart Alec's seems to have a great reputation around town as a \"healthy\" restaurant, with organic, fresh food and all that shit. I usually see a lot of people in here, so I figured it must be good. \n\nI got the marinated tofu sandwich with avocado, and literally, everything about it was bad. I am definitely NOT a picky eater or a food/health snob in any way, but I could barely even stand to eat half of this sandwich. The tofu tasted like it was marinated in salt water with no flavor, and the avocado tasted like it was way past its prime. The bread was also pretty generic, cheap wheat sandwich bread, and overall, I don't think it was worth what I paid for it. My friend got a burger, and he said it was ok, but that he'd had way better burgers for $8. \n\nService is pretty good, and the place is pretty clean, but I don't think that's enough for me to come back to this place again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qCA4T_fLCnwLhLHWvPUYYQ", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bFzgsrSOGN-JWES0KVndKA", "text": "Hit or miss. Sometimes I love it. Sometimes it's dry as hell. Great fries, though. And I highly recommend the Vegetable Soup. Yum", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6zc45ortewRkumdtB-80TQ", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B_-Gp1JgFljEFX-xuZyv2g", "text": "Smart Alec's is great! I love the air baked fires. I don't know if they really are \"healthier\" than the fried counterparts, but they're sure just as yummy! I hear their cornbread is quite yum, but I haven't tried it. \n\nThe burgers are quite good. It's a convenient location for students!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LFdOAP83uARN2LJVU032CA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BHWiuDEhjFXHQuEwJSIkYw", "text": "As a Cal student, this was my favorite restaurant on Telegraph. \n\nWhy? Because it's fast, cheap, and good eats!\n\nCombo of a great sandwich + salad or soup with your choice of cornbread or whole wheat slice for something under $8. \n\nI'm pretty sure I've gone through 20+ Smart Alec's cards already and have ventured their entire menu in the last many years, so here's a recap of my favorites:\n\n--Sandwiches/Burgers--\n1) Turkey + Cranberry Mayo: Sweet and savory all in one!\n2) Tofu + Avocado: Always so heart-warming and wholesome, and the healthiest of their selections.\n3) Eggplant + Basil Pesto + Cheese: grilled wonderfully, and always hits the spot when you want a hearty sandwich!!!\n4) Big B Burger with Avocado: this is really fulfilling and hearty, too!\n\n--Soups--\n1) Potato Leeks\n2) Corn Chowder\n3) Chili\n\n--Salads--\nI always enjoy their cesar, but their honey mustard dressing is spectacular. \n\n--Other things--\nThe fries are AMAZING. Get the garlic fries and that special thousand-island influence dip of theirs and you're good to go!\n\nTry ordering a bowl of their chili + their fries separately ...mm...\n\nRest assure you will be well satiated and won't feel guilty at all!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M6vv_thbXnji_EF_Gq1P2Q", "date": "2009-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BQg2srtg-RXXCWPc8K04OQ", "text": "The food here is super plain. It's not super cheap, just convenient. The fries aren't super crispy, and the burgers aren't super juicy. Everything is just ok. I do like the soups on a cold day, but that's about it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hjbljNSmdUW8R34UiIm9Bg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BsaiXTddcXWVWGDgYPKocg", "text": "Their:\n\ngarlic air popped fries = bon!\ncorn bread = bon!\nvegan burgers = their good with some avocado. yes.\npotato clam chowder soup = yum!\n\nAnd its cheap. :) And filling. Only thing about it - remember cash! But there's a BOA right across the street from it, so you should be good. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vzh0lASIxwY_kXai_wtN_g", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BtTPLtWpPUodyCYFCh956Q", "text": "Oh, eww.  Cute name, baaad food.  Their fries taste like salty cardboard.  And yes, I *have* eaten salty cardboard before.  It tastes slightly better than Smart Alec's fries!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vmGha80A4BIBm6g0xWEQXA", "date": "2006-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bX-q-ckVYackdF0K9-eGqw", "text": "i just don't get what people see in this place.  all the food tastes like cardboard.  if you want a burger, go to raleigh's, and if you want sandwiches/salads, go to intermezzo...they're only 2 blocks away!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "by-C33qD9TPGOhHEdD0ZAw", "text": "Quick, decent, relatively healthy food.  I like their hummus and grilled eggplant sandwich, and their corn chowder is soooo creamy and awesome, especially with their corn bread.  I've tried the tofu salad and the chef salad, and both were decent.  I would have given four stars if they didn't have the cash only thing, but I guess since the atm is right across the street, it isn't such a big deal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ByfhLARvQi-z820uv7YMFg", "text": "so, i lived in the apt's above smart alecs for a year. every morning the lobby would smell like a mixture of cornbread (which is delish) and garlic fries (not so much). so i woke up to strange smells...\nbut as for the food, its pretty good. portions are good and prices are good too. the vegeburger i think is over rated but its ok. the fries are good for being airbaked (whatever that means). i enjoy their smoothies and the corn chowder soup. it is a very hearty soup and fills you up more than you'd expect.\nmy friends who arent vegetarians love the burgers and chicken sandwiches.\nit is VERY crowded during lunch time", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2008-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c078soncrW07htlq_o6vkA", "text": "Love love love the eggplant melt. Good salads & fries too. Healthy for you & your wallet", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6mKZil1ppEG0CZM2JlskoQ", "date": "2010-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CfA3-pOZ_UKSR88BW7Cc6w", "text": "I had heard good things about this place, but was sadly disappointed with the experience i had here. Maybe it's because my expectations were too high that the only way things could go was down. \n\nI ordered an avocado burger and fries. The price was good and there was a lot of food, but the burger seemed premade and not freshly grilled. There wasn't much flavor in the burger, though there was plenty of avocado. Although i usually don't discriminate against burgers, this one just didn't impress me. I still ate it, but i would not go back. The fries were also terrible, i know they're air baked, but i think fries need to have some texture. My fries were just a soggy mess. Maybe i ordered the wrong thing, but i'm pretty sure this won't be my stop for burger and fries.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ubwYHP431hws6uBcIimPBw", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cGgmcWkHCtqOUBdeWaR_6w", "text": "Let's get to the bad news first, and then the good news. There is only one NEGATIVE comment I have to make, so I'll get it out of the way.\n\nHOLD YOUR BREATH IF YOU GO INTO THE BATHROOM! No, it's not like someone bombed the toilet 30 seconds before you went in. It's just a reeking smell of... bathroom? Horrible bathroom - comparable to the gas stations. Hidden in the corner that requires key to access, I really expected it to be more decently kept with air freshener or something.\n\nNow for the good =) \n\nWe were walking around Telegraph deciding what to eat. And I was told that they use good ingredients and cook in a healthier way. Burgers? Healthy? I'm down.\n\nI ended up order the half grilled eggplant sandwich with a tossed green, and also a strawberry smoothie. Strawberry smoothie - like any other, but refreshing indeed. The eggplant sandwich was a good choice. The salad shocked me quit a bit, because it was HUGE for a half salad! And they definitely did not skimp on the ingredients or the dressing! The salad was already dressed and mixed (with a little too much I believe), so I'm glad they left the alfalfa and croutons undressed. It almost seemed like an entire salad to me! I don't like cornbread (never really have), so I don't know why I ordered it with my salad instead of wheat. I took a couple bites, and confirmed my prior feelings towards it. Other than that, it was a great deal for under $7 (the salad & the sandwich). \n\nOverall clean with plenty of tables. I can dig it. Minus the restroom.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aYEqNwqF-YsB9g7lmrAJvQ", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cGoHI19ygyCBMazijSJ6Hw", "text": "Oh, I love Smart Alec's.  Though it may not be as healthy as it claims, the food tastes fresh and delicious.  I'm totally in love with the hummus sandwich - they have some of the most flavorful hummus I've tried in Berkeley.  The garlic fries are yummy, too, and you don't feel as guilty eating them.  I often end up dipping them in the hummus that ends up spilling out of my sandwich at some point.  Definately a messy experience, and the atmosphere is noisy and can get really crowded, but they have some amazing food and I've always had a place to sit in the restaurant.  My friend really loved her grilled eggplant sandwich, and they have yummy, huge salads here too, along with $1 thick slices of cornbread!  I've tried their potato leek soup as well and it was pretty standard but yum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Hz0kumOV7C7OOBfqBUN3ug", "date": "2007-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CH7z1WR7sySxyzXhwQS2fA", "text": "This was my favorite restaurant to go to in my stay at Berkeley. I came here for their soups and yes, I've tried all of them. The best ones are corn chowder and the chili; in the vegetable one you can see the grease so that grossed me out, the lentil one is inconsistent in quality, and sometimes the potato leek soup has too much potato. And here's a tip: always choose cornbread. It's so worth it!\n\nOther things I've tried are their garlic fries and their Big A burger and Guacamole burger. ALL GOOD. omg i'm so hungry now..\n\nThis place is very close to campus and at an affordable price too! The service is very quick and their foods are all very healthy and yummy!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c-__lZH5KEweecwRJjohDQ", "text": "Smart Alec's is a great lunch time food. Everything is pretty fresh and made right when you order. Plus, they prepare the food quick, so it's a perfect place to go for a quick lunch between class. \n\nTheir normal hamburgers are okay, just a plain hamburger that aren't any different from what you can bbq on your own grill. I would choose their chicken alternative, it has a pretty good sauce. \n\nIf you order fries, order garlic fries, they put a heaping amount of garlic on the fries, so for garlic-lovers you will love it. \n\nTheir salads are good and i love the corn bread that comes along with it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aVIp7GqkB-xE2oByrsev7Q", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CMFtejMrI_0SFNdmg272Zg", "text": "I've gotten their tofu sandwich...it's pretty sour and I didn't like it so much but if you're a fan of that kind of thing, it's pretty good.\nThe thing I love about this place is the fries! I always come here to split a large garlic fries with a friend...huge order of fries for a dollar per person, quite a deal! :] The garlic is a bit strong but hey, they're garlic fries so they might as well do it right!\n\nCash only is annoying so I always come with lots of dollar bills ;D", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4d681x3sCw1Q9ySTyTYXlw", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cMQzBGHj3gTLB3rOgxTA0w", "text": "Smart Alec's is my go-to lunch place close to campus. Their location is ideal (literally a block from campus!) and they always serve very fresh food. \n\nI have come here a ton of times as a UCB student. They give you free fries when you get A's and their corn bread is to die for. I remember I used to keep it in the fridge all the time and one day my roomie thought it was stale and threw it away and I was SO sad that she had to buy me desert to make up for it....:) \n\nI get their caesar salad with chicken all the time. Its very yummy and the dressing is wonderful. Their garlic fries are my other favorite... they're not as oily as garlic fries usually are. So tasty! The burgers are pretty good, comparable to other burger joints in the area (I prefer Bongo Burger). \n\nThe service is decent... it's kind of self-service so I don't mind that. The decor is comparable to that of any other decent burger joint. A casual place to grab a good, healthy lunch!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jEOMMK9gJTiZaeGMhnTgAg", "date": "2011-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cnB0UjXjBXm40wOV2ZECNg", "text": "You darn Smart Alec!\n\nI literally go out of my way to taste their chicken cesar salads! They're giving less chicken these days but they include a side of corn bread - which is delicious! \n\nThey definitely loose a star because their infamous veggie burger was horribly bland to me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ckAPqjhbRDgKB6p7uXYsgQ", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CP8tPd8e4Pcl3ZQr4U5YAw", "text": "I used to stop by here semi frequently as a freshman. However I realized there are better places to try for burgers nearby in Berkeley.\n\nThe past two times I've come here, the buns have fallen apart, ripped, and were soggy. Just no. It's also pretty oily feeling, despite toting its name around as a healthy food place in Berkeley. I'm pretty sure the reason they're still in business is because its located really close to campus/the dorms, and the interior is huge. It's a nice place to sit down and eat. \n\nIf you want better burgers though, I'd try Bongo Burger down on Dwight  or IB Hoagies on Durant near Asian Ghetto.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cse3VkVhwLfNivjxByuqfA", "text": "I only had the garlic fries, but it was pretty good... I can see this is the healthy choice on campus with a enormous staff. It seems that the way the prepare food is fresh and on the spot, so I guess it's reasonable so many people were behind the counter. Wasn't busy when I was there, but I can imagine it could be.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "okwMn905FfWen_f3uVKE0w", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ct1m6jpWRZT6w4Kn3NW1Iw", "text": "I wish this place was closer to me. My favorites are the garden delight salad, the corn chowder, the turkey sandwich (with cranberry mayo), and the air-baked french fries (free if you are a student and bring in an A paper/ exam from the current semester). I highly recommend Smart Alec's for healthy, quick, delicious food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4TNeKIO4UryL9y5bCqQBmg", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cUGqx6iN_KVuuDydDpruwg", "text": "I waited 12 minutes for fries today!  Mid way through my wait I asked the workers what was going on.  They pretty much ignored me and went about goofing off. 11 minutes later and another order came up.  I was so mad.  I asked for my money back and vowed never to return.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "i030f5UPB4DNYjT5ocQmjg", "date": "2009-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CVMnzlRNzIL6zV4Pt8vVNA", "text": "this review is purely for the food and drink mentioned below:\nlast summer i was taking a language course at uc berkeley and pretty much every week i'd stop at smart alec's on my way back to the dorms. i'd get their grilled chicken sandwich with pesto mayo, letture, tomato, and red onion on a delish whole wheat bread and a berry wild smoothie. SUPER GOOD!!! it's been almost a year since i've left berkeley and i'm still craving that meal!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZdmDsQwQQlr8j2Z7Q5YCMg", "date": "2010-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cWxr03eQ3QkelXFJV2zIJg", "text": "Woah did I just spend like $6 on a breakfast sandwich? \n\nI've been here for a couple of times during lunch and they have much better prices then. Their salad is great and even comes with corn bread. It's become my new salad place after Cafe Intermezzo burned down. The burgers are ok, they're big and filling but there are other places around with better burgers in my opinion. Although I do like that they have wheat burger buns instead of white burger buns, that's a plus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cyJjpCwpbO2vgI9hNW2qxA", "text": "Air-baked potatoes? What is this shit and why is it so delicious?\n6 grams of fat as opposed to Jack-In-The-Box's 19 or so? \nAs healthy as french fries can be while still tasting authentic.\n\nThe vegetarian burger was just aiight to me.\nBut my eggplant melt sealed the deal of digestion trust here.\n\nI don't even give a care that they gave me a chicken-ish sandwich by accident, first.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fquTEV93jh82JYob6u0CEA", "date": "2010-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cYQx1R4QzMPItnSsBhIZ0Q", "text": "Even though I've only had their Caesar Chicken Salad every time I've been there, I'm going to give it 4 stars because this place is legit. And plus, their Caesar Chicken Salad is good. \n\nYou get great food for the small price you pay. Their serving portion is pretty big (I get full eating only HALF my salad plus a choice of two types of bread) and it tastes so fresh. Definitely not those wimpy, shrunken-looking lettuces you see at some restaurants. The location is also very convenient for college students who need a good place to eat before heading back to campus for class. \n\nI'm going to try their hummus sandwich next time I go. Oh, and their infamous garlic fries that I keep hearing about.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d0nsoYkNQ6id80lSR_S_Xg", "text": "They only accept cash! Very inconvenient but it happens at some places. My family eats very healthy especially my husband. But the last time we were in Berkeley we went with my little brother in-laws who don't share our taste and believes with food. So Smart Alec's was an awesome choice! We were happy and they were happy. Did feel like we were feeding them junk but they still were able to get food they enjoyed. The place is fast foodish (yeah I just made up a word ;) ) but much more healthier and better quality. \n\nItems to try: Baked Garlic fries and the Big B Burger! Yum!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LUc2NCGUh2zPQ_IdV3_dZA", "date": "2012-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DcEWlVwA9ajFO9JZ4SrEvg", "text": "Against the recommendation of others, I decided to try this place out. The chicken sandwich was great and the fries weren't greasy. Instead of the usual post-lunch food coma, I felt lively for the rest of the afternoon! Definitely will go again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jSYcEq2Tn87E631UGkcIMw", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dnEQJBOqKcNLIZJh93HA8g", "text": "This is a great place for healthy and fast food.  Usually, I'm not a huge fan of veggie burgers but the veggie burgers at Smart Alec's are great and inexpensive.  There are plenty of vegetarian and meat options at Smart Alec's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yronOqYFIw13h4DizLftPg", "date": "2007-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DpUVpGPVPqsrifYumV7V5g", "text": "I used to eat here pretty much every other day with my roommates, so I've tried most of what they have to offer.  We'd trade off between Chipotle and Smart Alec's, trying to cleanse our bodies of all the saturated fat from Chipotle by opting for a guilt-free lunch the next day at Smart Alec's.\n\nLet's break it down now, shall we?\n\nSalads:  They're OK at best, so if you're looking for a good salad I'd suggest you go a couple of blocks down Telegraph to Intermezzo, which I guess is now called Matina.\n\nSandwiches:  I'd really only suggest the chicken sandwich, the others are a bit bland and tasteless.  The sandwiches are also a bit pricey for what they are.\n\nSoups:  Stick with the corn chowder.  I'm not sure how a vegan soup can be so creamy, and I've always been afraid to ask.\n\nNow, to the good stuff:  The burgers aren't bad and come out pretty quickly.  I used to be a hardcore carnivore, but I've been trying to change my eating habits so that I can live past the age of 40, and the veggie burger here isn't bad either.  The air-baked fries are usually a hit or miss.  They taste pretty amazing for non-fried fries (is there such a thing?) when they're freshly made, but when they've cooled, they take on kind of a cardboard-like consistency :(.\n\nStill, I'm a huge potato addict, so I used to make a stop at Smart Alec's before heading back to my apartment from campus just for hot air-baked fries + Smart Alec's \"special sauce\" (which I think is really just a variation of Thousand Island like all of California's burger joints' \"special sauces\").", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iFVzps70vJVc7Ss3xhsxSA", "date": "2009-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DSo6uqq1ofOVM2v8VJZHOQ", "text": "My sweetie and I just tried Smart Alec's for the first time today and plan to go back frequently. Their food is fast, reasonably priced, and reasonably healthy. \n\nMy fiance ordered the basil chicken burger and I ordered the Avocado burger with beef. I'm a sucker for avocado and will always try to get it on my food when it's an option. \n\nWe also ordered a salad and shared a large garlic fries, which were both fantastic. The salad was filled with fresh lettuce and other veggies, and the fries are baked, or so I read on Yelp. They had really fresh and tangy garlic with herbs squeezed on top and they were honestly some of the best fries ever. \n\nThe ability to get up and get our own ketchup, napkins, etc. is really a plus in my book because I can get those things much faster than if I had to flag down waitstaff, and I can get only as much I need, helping to reduce trash and waste!\n\nAll in all, a 5 star experience!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6fJnpF142fzitpY6_XOsDg", "date": "2009-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dTbROkQfGUREVbh1p_NPFQ", "text": "Yea so I love the vegan brownies, how they get that thing to rise so thick and fluffy and chocolatey without the eggs and stuff is beyond me. I want this recipe! \nI would remember going there in 2006 and there was like 2 model girls working there one was gorgeous swedish blonde and the other looked like a double for jessica alba. The swedish girl would see me walk in and would ring me up, \"one brownie right!\" she said with her perfect smile. Damn you! skinny b*%#&es.. I wanted to say umm actually i'm going for the salad, but I would always say \"yea one brownie\", and hang my head in shame, as I fastiduously  scanned the display for the largest moist one there, not all are created equally.\nI am not a big fan of salads but my mom loves them here she can't finish it all. I love the soups and cornbread mmm.. especially the chilli but the potato leek is also good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eRVx1VTaMrcXk4n3ShHgeg", "date": "2011-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DXiNtEcbgcPOevekiEcI0Q", "text": "I don't find myself in Berkeley often (thankfully), but this place is good to go for cheap, veggie options. 7 bucks for a mediocre veggie burger and fries. still convinced they tried to sneak me meat. but i have to trust the Berkeley hippies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "02_CBQxDs9nYQat-M0pPgQ", "date": "2009-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e0HL64aHR95R79rlsosw9Q", "text": "yumm!\n\nhuge salads, DELICIOUS cornbread! chili soup is great, since 1. it's healthy (no meat) 2. great tasting! Highly recommend getting the eggplant sandwich, yumm!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J2k0yBlFoo-IUlmnz4hFvg", "date": "2008-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e5HpjOu7QiRy3KR0W0kN1w", "text": "The best sandwich is the Basil Chicken Sandwich. The basil mayo sauce they use is so delicious. \n\nTheir soups are okay. But their garlic fries are delicious. \n\nTheir corn bread is the best, especially the side pieces!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Za6TKj66D5rXLrDmCfCZCA", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Edk13LN61dyTy5agIWuRuw", "text": "After passing it up so often, I finally decided to try something new. I got the eggplant melt, which was FANTASTIC!!! Basil pesto mayo?! Yes please!!!! The bread was charred so you get the taste of toasted bread while it being soft enough not to scratch up my mouth. It was weird at first, but soon I appreciated that the bread was soft; all my yummy fillings would've been squished out! The sandwich was HUGE too. \n\nThe fries were interesting. Since they were \"air-baked\" they didn't have the grease quality one would expect. However, I liked them though my gf said she's had better. I'd love to try the garlic fries next time.\n\nIt's good to know there's a healthy fast food joint around.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UTPmKXzpiEhL1dg7hIervw", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E-dyWLshjXo4BoKghgGLbg", "text": "Personally, I think their burgers are amazing, but their fries leave much to be desired. \n\nPrices are fairly reasonable, although I do HATE that they don't accept cards. I always forget (especially when I am STARVING), get to the register, order, and realize I have no cash on me. It's always the icing on top of the cake.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eIERtTfuojHPXTsBWFUW8g", "date": "2010-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EeiXZJ1O-M-zGFwIm5RFCQ", "text": "I work just down the street and often find myself drawn to this place.  I LOVE their air fries as long as they are hot.  When they get cold they most resemble cardboard.\n\nEvery time I go I swear I will try soup, a different salad, or a sandwich but I'm always drawn back in by the Garden Delight, which is enough for 2-3 meals.\n\nTheir veggie burgers are not my thing but their menu is so veggie friendly there is lots of other things to eat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2zGFWw7PdgYY69AoyAdrFw", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "erUvA3ZEowUPDmBou7WS5g", "text": "My cousin introduced me to this place.\nI love their vegan soups.\nTheir salads are really good too!\nEverything is decently priced.\nTook my mom here once and she said the chicken burger was really dry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zdagYszm6GQceMnAz6_leg", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EVM7a8vcFwfFooXgl_HXaA", "text": "Fries were cold, burger bun was soggy and the patty bland.  My friend took me here and her soup was cold and way too salty.  She was kind of  embarrassed for saying we should go there.  There are so many other good options on Telegraph I don't get this place.  The staff was rude and the place was dirty.  I like Bongo Burger or Intermezzo a lot better.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7rhA1HDjPDuPVByDizkIdg", "date": "2010-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_FBSlX4_6thzX1sNLSJ3jg", "text": "I can't believe that it took me until junior year at Cal to try a legitimate meal from Smart Alec's...don't make the same mistake, guys! \n\nSmart Alec's is conveniently located close to campus (just a tinnnny bit less of a walk than going to Asian Ghetto) and is a great place to eat for lunch. I got the standard burger+fries+drink lunch combo and it came out to around $7 (+tax). I think I can eat a lot for a girl, but for some reason, even though I had lunch at 1pm that day, I was full after drinking my iced tea and eating my burger - I had to save my fries for another meal! The burgers are very huge and tasty. \n\nI think that next time, I would come for the soup+salad combo or just a plain salad. While I was standing in the long lunch line, my eyes were definitely wandering over to the plates of people with the huge salads. Sigh...I need to find my Intermezzo replacement, fast. Maybe Smart Alec's will be the one", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fFjZ3K2jSunHBIU_CQMPeQ", "text": "I think I ate at Smart A's almost everyday for 3 years.  God I miss this place!  Favorite things on the menu are\n\n- Sesame chicken salad (dressing on the side!) \n- corn chowder\n- brownies\n- and they have an exceptionally good soda fountain\n\nI don't know where else I can get a huge salad, a piece of wheat bread, and a medium diet coke for $7.50\n\nLove it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LEK0YFf8fTMjFbacO4P5FA", "date": "2011-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FfyB3fGaIpaOiKyAQxKbFw", "text": "This place is awesome for many reasons:\n1. Super casual place to hang out with a group or get quick take out\n2. Seriously, so quick. \n3. Healthy! Or at least, healthier than most fast food places. Their food is never greasy and the ingredients are fresh. \n4. Garlic (air baked, not fried!) fries with chunks of garlic alllll over. \n5. Corn bread + leek soup = amazing chilly day lunch. \n6. Chicken pesto burger is so good, and this from someone who doesn't really like burgers. \n7. Chinese chicken salad is huge! Great for lunch and leftovers for dinner. \n8. Pretty cheap prices! And you get a loyalty card so you can get a free meal after eating there 10 times. \n\nThe only thing that's lame is that Smart ALec's is cash only. Sometimes I forget and have to run to the ATMs across the street after I've already gotten ahead in line, but it's worth it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Sdn9fm89tQE3nDQPTKxb7A", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fiabqiHeK1wOKor-R4LPnw", "text": "I've given Smart Alec's *3* tries, and they failed all three times.  No matter how much I stressed  my hamburger be cooked Medium Well, it was always cooked rare, and they couldn't be bothered to remove the plastic from the cheese slice or toast the bun.  Plus the fries always tast like they were made 2 days  ago, and sat out since then.  Won't be going back, even if someone else paid.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UYCFDb0YQzvKN-4aO2sWLA", "date": "2011-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fjz6lP2lkAqnI5GBfXCrUA", "text": "Been to Smart Alec's many times over the past few years. I love it because the burgers have nice unique flavor, don't drip with grease puddles, and aren't dry. The cornbread is good to. Cash only unfortunately so plan ahead.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YF0lQ68NheKQ5Y2nuQ4zkw", "date": "2011-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FM9Z_jyzrXpRk0DF-8q9oQ", "text": "meh..its ok...i get their veggie burgers w/ avocado. Its expensive for a veggy burger, if anything, hit up trader joes and just make ur own for wayyy less. its cash only, but there is a bank right across the street, so that is not an issue.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fnp3MbDGgXHPd20Qhf29ag", "text": "Maybe I am just extra picky when it comes to sandwiches since I can readily make them myself, but this place is still a go-to lunch spot for me. I have to admit I love their turkey cranberry sandwiches and their soups. If you want something healthy (or at least healthier than Asian ghetto), then come here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IFYkRXw4DwrXqPyLptOaAA", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FPsLPym4oxUgDcoFKEpcbw", "text": "Wow, I haven't had a healthy burger place in a long time.  The fries have 0 trans fat and very little fat overall compared to other places.  Sweet!  Guitless fries.\n\nI went with my co-worker for lunch, found parking pretty easily (amazing!) and got our food fast.  I had the basil chicken burger, and wow, it was really good.\n\nFresh veges, and the fries are good.  I need to try the smoothies next time.\n\nLots of college kids walking around, makes me miss college!  I'll stop by there again sometime.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QmUmSMFgptXEVdupTBgfVQ", "date": "2008-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fQpb-lW2xwig7V8V3GMBmQ", "text": "I never feel bad eating here. Their only downfall is CASH ONLY. I love their veggie/non-veggie burgers (but you gotta eat it right away, otherwise the bread with be soggy and cold), turkey sandwich, salad, and soup w/ CORNBREAD. I think thats everything :)  I think it's one of the best cornbreads I've ever had. It's so good I never even tried the brownie. They're displayed in the same box and whenever I look at their cornbread, I have to get it. On the days that I'm not very hungry, I like to get the soup w/ cornbread... 3 bucks for a fulfilling meal. \n\nTrue, if you're craving a dirty burger, don't come here. It might not satisfy you. But otherwise, a really good lunch and dinner option.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IIRFv4Q-O_aDWgwnRgxN1g", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FxmqmkF_ao_Aj0EGp-ZVsQ", "text": "Close to campus and relatively healthy, tasty food. \n\nCompared to Cafe Intermezzo, two blocks down Telegraph from Smart Alecs: the wheat bread is much less dense and chewy and satisfying, but they have cornbread instead. Except the cornbread is super oily and sweet--but they give you a large large chunk. The salads here are pretty much the same size, but no avocado, the tomatoes are mealy slices of a large tasteless tomato, and the egg is cut in half rather than in many slices. They don't forget to put sprouts in the salad like Intermezzo always does with mine. There are wheatberries and edamame in Smart Alecs' salads. The dressings are similar (poppyseed, check!). The sandwiches are slightly smaller and the cheese is greasier (somehow). They serve air-baked fries and burgers, while Intermezzo has more baked pastries. Less of a cozy hippie atmosphere than Intermezzo. \n\nAnd there you have it, in case you were wondering. I know I was.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3aTVeGFq_s3KuGcVXCNquA", "date": "2010-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G5mqxwBxpEmOmaj3xXkCyw", "text": "The garlic fries are good.\n\nThe burgers are good.\n\nThe prices are cheap.\n\nThis is yet another pretty good campus eatery at UC Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wCSlnMsSapVZfAJ-hKmKQA", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GHVY6pbAAo40NkX15l4hJw", "text": "what an institution. \n\nfor a while, i was addicted the tofu/avocado sandwich. the burgers are excellent, and the fries are very good. smoothies, salads, tons to choose from. incredibly affordable (barely anything is more than $6). it's no wonder that this place is popular!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DQj7DnJiDV9TAxS0ott-3g", "date": "2007-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GjUi-2I7f8DF38HsaWt4XA", "text": "I appreciate the attempt to re-direct people seeking fast food away from mcdonalds and toward something healthier.  That said, the food is pretty good and the menu is very vegan-friendly.  All of the soups were vegan last time I was there, and I highly recommend the lentil soup.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DuS4ufzmPJhOyOLqIj6nZA", "date": "2006-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gKXv9zl4UOv9SfGD5eb4og", "text": "I think it's a great place for healthier lunches if you're in the area, and the food is very filling, which is always a plus (sprouts don't always hit the spot, you know?). The fries are pretty damn good considering they're air baked or something exciting like that...and they serve fresh, home-baked nutrient-packed bread on their sandwiches/with salads. I don't know what they hell constitutes a \"special sauce\" but it was pretty delicious...and the coolest part is that upon dining, they have a little survey thing which I found neat considering it's an independent establishment...it really makes me feel like the owner cares about what the customer thinks, which is nice!\nThe only annoyance was the pitiful state of the bathroom, but that's probably a Berkeley thing, no? With everyone and their momma pry' using it...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RFTVBFlgM0cqvl1daywfjQ", "date": "2009-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GNNiJmFXYSKDoHUoQRIdWQ", "text": "I love this place and I'll admit it is for the air-baked fries and a good burger.  I will say the cooking staff has indifference down to an art form, but the cashiers are usually nice!\n\nLiving in S.F. I am surprised there aren't more places that offer air-baked fries.  Until I find one, I will keep driving across the bay to Smart Alec's.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VZ3tv4_xiHutkapPvBUZOg", "date": "2008-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gohV1dT4XXxew1gVII_SuQ", "text": "It's no secret why Smart Alec's best combo is an A+.  It's vegetarian and amazingly delicious! (or you could say vegetarians get A's?).\n \nIf I order something unrelated to even imitating a burger I usually order a half Caesar Salad- their salads are a massive mound of greenery- so I stick to the half size ones.\n\nNo matter what I'm ordering though I can guarantee a side of cornbread is needed.  It is quite possibly the most perfectly constructed piece of bread my mouth has met.\n\nCornbread, cornbread \nOh how you make my head\n...say mm.\n\nYeah, that's a poem I'm working on.\n\nNote: I'd say it's one of the best of Berkeley.  I know it's a fave of mine:)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Hp0XwRjmG-jBZE9eGjNJLw", "date": "2008-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gOTzhvlMQRNHQoO_ur1Vbw", "text": "Smart Alec thinks he's got the secret to healthy fastfood.  Sure, the food here is healthier than McDs, et al., but it's not always good.  Smart Alec's serves sandwiches, burgers, salads, soups, and fries.  I've practically given up on everything but the big salad; the ranch dressing they use is my favorite, with a great undertone of garlic.  I like the housemade bread on the sandwiches, but their turkey is way too dry and unappetizing.  They serve gourmetized veggie burgers with sauces like artichoke or sundried tomato, but these burgers are always a bit mushy and have no texture.  The soups I've tried taste like cafeteria food.  And their fries are not deep fried, but baked which makes them limp and somewhat gummy.  They serve regular and garlic fries: the garlic fries derive their garlicness from a mysterious powder that could shut down a post office and raise the terror level to Orange.  It looks nothing like crystallized garlic powder you get in a spice rack, and it just tastes weird.  For a healthy eating habit, I suggest sticking to the big salads at Smart Alec's and occasionally indulging in a burger (or a veggie burger) and fries from a real burger place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "X0q4bFpolUwr_MOKEURbHg", "date": "2005-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gy0-XUSLNTsllbg5LzrZ9w", "text": "The menu advertises that their beef contains no additives.  I ordered a burger and it arrived covered in spices (pepper).  Unfortunately I cannot eat pepper (allergic).\n\nI took my burger back and asked for one without spices.  It turns out they all come with spices, and the chicken is marinated (with spices) too.\n\nI ended up getting a tuna sandwich (which was good).\n\nA question to Alec's - Why do you say the beef doesn't have additives, yet it does and isn't available without additives?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bKsMypiWAQr05pZwnNzb9w", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gy-UxUnnKIGDjpu7xnb1nQ", "text": "Prime location and good food. Smart Alec's offer a good variety of healthy burgers and salads that can satisfy anyone's hunger. You also can't go wrong with their corn bread and brownies. Not the best burgers I have ever had but pretty darn good", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UIeObqUadrxbnLd6yZe2sw", "date": "2009-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gzHZa4hCSWO1t_YueeKdnQ", "text": "I used to go here a lot, back when I lived in Bersekely. The breads were good, and salads too large. The burger wasn't my favorite though, and the fries tasted too healthy. I like, though, when they open the windows onto the street, and customers are confronted with the magical Bay Area breeze. God, I love it there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2006-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h7gl0QXBmznaFMhTHU9syQ", "text": "They purport to be healthy.  Yet if you watch for a while, you'll see mostly what they sell are burgers.  And burgers are not healthy.  And their burgers are unremarkable.  You can get healthier chicken burgers instead, though they're similarly unexciting.  Fries are baked and therefore healthier but also don't taste as good as ordinary fries.  Salads are pretty good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hBJ3VVPkdF3G86s1yJkEsA", "text": "Not bad, Telegraph.\n\nYou would totally think this is one of your thoughtless UC student eateries, but the food is totally good. They have awesome cornbread as a side (!) and many, many tasty vegetarian and vegan options. (Based on that, I'm sure the meat ones are good too.)\n\nI like their: salads, cornbread, hummus sandwich, and french fries.\n\nThe salads can compete with--are are very much like--those at Intermezzo, so Smart Alec's is a good alternative if you don't want to wait in a long line down the street. (Not to say that Alec's should come second--it is definitely a worthy competitor, yumminess-wise).\n\nSmart Alec's is also inexpensive, has lots of room to sit, and is speedy. \n\nWay to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5XECxkkMoRw14YFNh5n2LA", "date": "2008-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "heCgBLluzSpPkh280r800A", "text": "For what it is, it's not bad.  I also have to admit, I haven't tried their burgers or sandwiches yet, only soup, salad and fries.  And coffee.  \nService should get 4.5 stars.  People are nice, the line moves quick and you get your food to order pretty fast.  \nCash only :(.  \nGo french fries!  Baked, not fried, and the garlic fries will keep vampires away from your apartment for days.\nSalads are HUGE.  And you get it with a slab of cornbread carb joy, or wheatbread.  The caesar is pretty good, but I had the cobb and it was a little soggy.  The chicken on the salad isn't the best chicken ever, but there's a lot of it and it will satisfy your poultry cravings.\nThe coffee, one lone carafe with a jug of ballsy half and half and a sugar shaker next to it, is honestly the best cup on the block if for the only reason that it's incredibly strong and everything else around is weak, something I wouldn't have expected in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7YhYzfliXQ5XvoX6Wn60FA", "date": "2010-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_h_f4lUtmttEwYRs4c2tDQ", "text": "\"Let's go to Smart Alec's\".  \n\nWhenever I hear these words, my mind skims over the menu: okay sandwiches, okay salads, okay soups, okay smoothies, and oooh, their delicious cornbread.  \n\n\"Y-y-yeah, let's go to Smart Alec's!\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jzqLpVkB1rg9AssLKm7lvw", "date": "2009-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HIjgANndz8OXBM2oPmw-CA", "text": "Okay food, really overshadowed by Intermezzo down the street. Everything is a little pricey, and I've never really like the service, but overall its a pretty good place for lunch. Bring in an A paper/exam, and get the avocado burger along with the free fries.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1RgS1Hjo7MmARn0X-7SW0w", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hnq4bZReS9Vec8CAa_yLlA", "text": "Smart Alec's really isn't all that bad, food-wise. Of course, I've never had any experience with rats each time that I went there.\n\nLet me start off by describing the environment. It's one of the reasons why I enjoy going there. They have these huge windows that they keep completely open that bring in nice fresh air, and offers a constant view of people passing by, which I just find cool. Most of the time, the door is open too. Light from the sun is always pouring in, and sets a great mood of calm/relaxedness while you're eating.  I think its my favorite part about the place, because the food isn't THAT amazing.\n\nThe food is average overall. I don't really see much of a difference in its healthiness when compared to other fast food places, except that it offers vegetarian food. Taste wise, the food is alright. Nothing more. I feel like its sort of bland- which is why I don't recommend visiting the place constantly. But every once in a while its an alright choice for lunch.\n\nI would have given this place 4 stars, but there's ONE thing, or rather person, that knocked off a star for me. Every time I've been there, the same cashier always takes my order. I feel like she always gives me a nasty look as I'm ordering, and by her tone of voice, I'd say she always seems to be annoyed by me. I don't really get it, I walk up, smile and say hi, place my order, and smile and walk away. But she always has this frown on her face that just speaks \"fuck, not this guy again\" to me. And it's not just my imagination either, multiple friends who have been there with me seem to notice the same thing. She doesn't seem to act this way with other customers from what I've noticed. Just me. \n\nOther than her though, Smart Alec's is a pretty okay choice for that hungry stomach of yours and the extra 7 bucks in your pocket.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ev4U9rutZ_9I805byWJFyw", "date": "2010-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ho3pWuhP0EPLslWJyfQ9kw", "text": "When I want a big salad bursting with different fresh ingredients, I always come here!  I either get the Sesame Tofu Salad or the Superior Salad with tofu and the sesame vinaigrette that is absolutely addicting!  I love that the Superior Salad has wheatberries, edamame, corn, sprouts, carrots, etc.  It's filling and super healthy.  \n\nJust a warning: the tofu is usually dry and over-baked.  Intermezzo definitely has much better tofu.\n\nSmart Alec's always give you the choice of cornbread or wheat bread.  I know wheat bread's healthier, but the cornbread is so good here!  I usually save the cornbread until I get back home and pop it into the toaster oven so the sugar in the crust gets caramelized.    \n\nAs for sandwiches, I like getting the Eggplant and Avocado sandwich and the Rosemary Chicken.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Lm4oFlebM1U6Yj0cYYbqow", "date": "2009-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hwmKvgaxLL1UYU8BmHktuQ", "text": "Garlic French Fries and cornbread are a MUST when you come to Smart Alec's. The fries are thick slices of potato tossed with fresh garlic condiments. Yes, it is oily but every now and then a little indulgence is acceptable! Cornbread is thick, moist and carries strong corn flavors. \n\nTheir soups, salads are okay. Nothing special. Burgers are on the dry side, imo. I like their eggplant sandwich the best; it's unique and extremely juicy. \n\nI can't agree that Smart Alec's is a place to grab \"healthy\" food, as they self-proclaim. But its menu items are nicer options over food from McDonalds or other fast-food chains. Service can be a little slow at times but bearable. Also, they close a little early, compared to other restaurants in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i66SPUwLZc6IOaNhVCs40A", "text": "Big ass salads are hella good.  Corn bread is the business too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_13gmz4ScYcJi4uwmL3BnQ", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I7nmKLL5nIsR0LKfIlQBDg", "text": "5 stars for the salad. The poppy dressing isn't as good as Intermezzo's, but for about $7 you can get an absolutely enormous salad with tons of variety (expensive, variety-less salad is a pet peeve of mine), and that price includes an extra buck for some yummy grilled tofu. Plus, the line moves much faster and is smaller than Intermezzo's (b/c they are so quick at getting orders out).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "B9WmcnNHGe9wnmvBqRzGiw", "date": "2007-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IAClusntTOiUWXjgcNEfEQ", "text": "First time I got a salad from here, I was in high school. They drenched it with over-salted dressing.\nThe second time I walked in, it was empty and flies were everywhere. I immediately walked out.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cEgjnI88GX6Gy2KcDVXN5Q", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IAoBZpVQkXpnI1GYkLR2mg", "text": "one of my favorite restaraunts in the bay area!!!!!! very cheap as well. if you are in berkeley go here for a meal", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5GpgSqokFnNMisgwZ2r-Jw", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iChx-P-XuH3NZEjBFuxGoA", "text": "Excellent cornbread, skip the wheat bread. Good salads, garlic fries. Sandwiches and burgers are okay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BAsUoo4DO0AfJfSKFtMcEQ", "date": "2010-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IR1MuypgIwBuUhTp6tBXpQ", "text": "I sure don't feel smarter after eating here, but I'm satisfied with their offerings. As a carnivore, I often go for the avocado burger with garlic fries (for some extra flavor). Their secret sauce isn't bad either. My one complaint with their burgers is that they tend to be fairly soggy, almost as if everything melts in your mouth. While some may find this tantalizing, I'd prefer to chew my food. The garlic fries are epic, so make sure you bring gum or breath mints, even though you'll still be burping and tasting garlic for a few hours. Not a bad choice if you're in the healthy market, as they also have a wide variety of salads, soups, and corn/wheat bread!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-ItgN6yKREHMLAlyLMA-zQ", "text": "tasty salads and sandwiches with slightly high prices.  if you can get something with the flavored mayo, it's delicious.  the brownies are a disappointment so don't bother.\n\nI used to always get the garlic fries but it seems like they've cut back on them.  instead of the chunks of real garlic, it's just covered in garlic powder or salt or something.  not as great...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "99XuyBiheVTMZ3aLfcrnPw", "date": "2009-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iU14Dfd_3USzSZMQpdqk5g", "text": "The fries are delicious, and the thousand island they offer is really good.  The cornbread is also pretty amazing!  The burgers however, are a little bland. I don't mind eating them, but I've had better burgers.  Do try the 'air baked' fries though! It's so good :D :D :D", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IVB6zrHNDzGIGJg0rWEj2g", "text": "Haha. Smart Alec's. What a great name.\n\nAnyway, my friend & I decided to stop by here because one of the cute girls we met at a shop recommended it to us. We were really hesitant about trying the place because we weren't really feelin' the gourmet burgers & salads.. But after debating it & comparing other options, we decided to try it.\n\nWe both ended up getting a Big B combo with Garlic Fries. Service was hella quick for such a rush hour, too. Wow. Tell me why that burger got us full for the rest of the day! I was definitely satisfied with what I ordered. I didn't really recognize the \"special sauce\" the menu claims to offer & ended up having to add extra condiments for flavor. I seriously didn't want my burger to end, but for some reason, after my last bite, it was like I ate the perfect amount. Couldn't even finish the garlic fries, haha. Stuffed. My friend hates pickles, too, but she loved the ones they had here. Weird.\n\nBut this place was packed! Hella folks were getting huge salads that looked crazy. Definitely worth a stop.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kGyXzqFAJ9sgXl54X2rc6A", "date": "2009-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IvKNV1b-LyidgAa-34BVMg", "text": "Good place to stop by for lunch in between classes...\n\nTheir turkey sandwich with everything (including cranberry mayonnaise.. it sounds weird but it adds the perfect touch) and as a MELT is delicious. \n\nI can only eat half due to my small stomach, so its less than $8 bucks for lunch for 2 days!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Io39_XRF6vZuOwOpcXjfBg", "date": "2011-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iz3UwMxGK5fSIgVCHEFWzw", "text": "I had heard from a friend that this place was really good, and as a visitor from New England, I really wanted to get the Berkeley student experience.\n\nFor about $9 I got a meal, which included a sandwich, a soda, and a side of fries.\n\nI had the basil chicken burger. The bun was whole wheat (big plus) but the meat was dry, tough, and rubbery. I could hardly taste the basil in the mayo, which was thick and creamy.\n\nThe fries (regular, not garlic) were dense with a texture like Play-Doh. I didn't like it enough to eat the whole dish.\n\nThe beef burgers did look \"hella\" juicy, though. I wouldn't go back unless I was with a friend who really insisted on going to Smart Alec's. And if I did, I'd try a beef burger and the garlic fries.\n\nP.S.\nA local friend told me that if you bring a midterm or a final that you scored an A on to Smart Alec's, they'll give you fries for free!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "V735prJh8QiTAwCNlvrT0Q", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IzIdbNx50PAgY1FMn1piVA", "text": "The burgers are pretty decent but the fries that they create all their own hype about? not so awesome.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kORGcgi0Iw2RG8gJl84MVA", "date": "2008-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J4nl83DjYnNmk79jKSoeow", "text": "So many things to love about Smart Alec's, and only a few disappointments.\n\nThe lovely parts: salads, burgers, fries, soups, CORN BREAD that gives me a mouth-gasm.  I've never had the veggie burger, but the beef burger is fabulous, juicy, filling, wonderful, on a yummy whole wheat bun.  Fries are good if you eat them hot, sort of nasty once they get cold.  Drinks are, for some reason, HUGE.  \n\nI've had the Caesar salad and it's fine, although I prefer my Caesars with more garlic, and they skimped a little on the dressing.  The corn chowder is fabulous, and I can't say enough good things about the corn bread.  \n\nDownsides: cash only, crowded dining room, occasionally-surly counter people.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jh8mVjGKFZT9q66c_hHevQ", "date": "2007-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JDjbHVghCmvWoxjKL6nWKw", "text": "The lunch portions aren't bad and the prices are good. Basically, when you go to Berkeley, you gotta mix it up and if you sometimes end up here then so be it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jH23vX43zaVuniPTp6lGdA", "text": "The salads are decent as long as the dressing doesn't become overwhelming (ask for it on the side). I wouldn't go so far as to say the food is amazing, but I do appreciate the Smart Alec's effort to be affordably health-conscious and edible.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4tSZPeEeDgVWaJH5hwwAA", "date": "2005-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ji9glGmJol7q1V9XdjgSOw", "text": "I love this place, since I've gone on the Insanity diet/workout I always turn to Smart Alec's for healthy, reasonable priced food. \n\nPros: \nGreat service from Jude ;)\nthe cornbread is a must\nair-baked fries- my life line alternative to junk food cravings", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6Hc2cW6W9THRVEh732pOSA", "date": "2011-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jpYq80QT-kME0Lw-aFbUQg", "text": "Awesome and healthy food.  Nice and clean, organized.  SMART!  I love it.  Ate there about 15 times.  Always yummy.  As a vegetarian they keep me happy.  Prices are set just right.  One of my favorite places to eat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8Nvvqnb60aFlZutylZd-Aw", "date": "2007-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jVn710fOhK-fenw62OiOog", "text": "After feeling unsatisfied with yesterday's Smokehouse chicken burger, the sixteen extra cents at Smart Alec's was well spent: freshness, avocado, real jack cheese, full-leaf lettuce, onions, tomato, on a whole wheat bun (it's surprisingly flavorful). It's not amazing but it's certainly a Yum!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZC9eqC7ogPfQWWXgTPcC-g", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jzRijhXZt_K0BFJGYUanvw", "text": "I've been to Smart Alec's at least 3 times this summer.  Their Sesame Chicken and Sesame Tofu Salads are too good to pass up after a tough workout at the RSF!  The combination of crunchy asian noodles + lettuce + cucumbers galore + chicken/tofu + dressing make this the most filling, healthy, affordable meal!\n\nIf you're terribly starving, the salad will fill you up without the bloated feeling.  However, if you're not too hungry, expect to take leftovers because in addition to a bowl of salad that's large enough for me to fit on my head, you'll get a hefty block of cornbread (or whole wheat slice if you're health conscious unlike me).  Nice, dense, delicious.\n\nAnd don't forget to bring your A papers/test.  :)  I make sure to collect on my free fries!\n\n- 1 star because their restrooms are really really gross  x_x", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k0jYi_wGCZAHao33rjS6lQ", "text": "Oh Smart Alec's.  I've lived about a block away from Smart Alec's for the past two years, and I find myself going about three times a week just to buy their air-baked fries and vegan brownie (I'm not vegan, this just tastes like delicious moist chocolate cake).  This place definitely supplies me with my guilty pleasure junk foods.\n\nOther than that, their salads are pretty good (especially their chef's salad with poppy seed dressing and tofu sesame salad).  I will also get their Big B burger from time to time, but I would rather visit Barney's for my burger fill.  I do love their turkey sandwich because of the delicious cranberry mayo.  Their soups are also pretty good, but don't go in expecting the chowder to be like the creamy chowder you normally get.  The soups here are all dairy free!\n\nOverall, Smart Alec's is a convenient and cheap go to for lunch or dinner for me, but it is easy to get sick of their regular foods (burgers, sandwiches, etc.).  However, I will never get sick of their fries with the thousand island dressing and brownies!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QwXpGYoZ4eUE4Bp_sQWj2Q", "date": "2010-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K3BXto4_zU4t-yoDEnWWvg", "text": "This place is so so, basically it's a place to come if you're feeling fat about yourself and you want to do something to allow you to sleep easier at night, is the food really that much healthier? Perhaps, I'm not health specialist, but I sure hope it is because if it's not then there is no excuse for their lack of taste. Not that the food is horrible, it's not bad, but could be better, but hey if it is healthier then by all means this place is awesome. The price is a bit higher, but I guess it's worth it if they use healthier things and fresher veggies. Salad is not bad, sandwhiches are not bad as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6SK_vCkbIFC8xQ-vSSoK4A", "date": "2008-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k544lSx38yXaPW0SRiB8Bg", "text": "I love smart alec's for the air-baked fries and super fast service.  plenty of seating.  \n\nLocation: 1.5 blocks directly south from campus.  Food: veggie burgers are good.  don't taste like real burgers but then they're veggie burgers.  Good alternative for me since i'm such a red meat eater.  Special sauce is key for burgers.   Specialty Sandwiches are tasty.  But i think it's really the fries that get me here. If you're daring go for the garlic fries. \n\nPrice is ok.  sandwich fries combo is like $7-8 with a drink. \n\nThey also have a bathroom inside, which is wonderful for Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pflzo1Q_R28yERu4txWZaw", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k82Y6WDEiKo32Buim7v2YA", "text": "I was here the day they opened. Food seemed okay then, but today it was terrible. \n\nFries were stale and veg burger tasted like medicine. Maybe herbal medicine, but medicine nonetheless. Hamburger bun was dry and stale too. I ended up throwing away 90% of my food. I came home and tried for a second round of dinner. \n\nThis place was a good idea 10 years ago, but today there are plenty of other much-better options. It's time for Smart Alec's to close up shop.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ES12kMOR5fdoEnSXvxE0qw", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kb2M8EYOUuZk08IDajgLcw", "text": "The brick of cornbread alone merrits 4 stars.  I dont really like the salads at all.  Intermezzo down telegraph is much better.  I would recommend the corn chowder though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FIFzakhgCQdcPWEA72GIgQ", "date": "2007-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KlfzY2fGouPDYgxhctjyqg", "text": "This review is purely based on the corn chowder!\n\nI LOVE IT.  I sometimes stop here just for that chowder, which says a lot because I live in Sacramento.  \n\nBeyond that, nothing has stood out for me.  Maybe I should try it again, and try something more than the chowder. But for now, the soup's the one!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iQSq9P0B3nlg_NGbA2OS-A", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KnlYgxF2qtQsazw-NKVB5Q", "text": "Surprisingly, despite being at Berkeley for 3 some years, I have never tried Smart Alec's until this week. \n\nWIth Intermezzo still not opening up after being closed down (which I am still devastated about), this place probably is a decent substitution for an Intermezzo salad. \n\nNOTE: If you bring an academic paper, test, or midterm and received an \"A\" on it, you get a free order of french fries or garlic fries! \n\nMy friend and I split a Chef's salad that came with either cornbread or whole wheat bread (naturally, we went for cornbread). The cornbread is supposed to be delicious here and while it is not very healthy for you, I feel like it's okay to indulge a little bit every once in a while. \n\nThe Chef's salad was nicely proportioned, meaning that it was the perfect amount for two hungry girls after a hike, or that it could be split into two different meals. We chose the grilled chicken with a light amount of poppy seed dressing, and everything came out together so well. The croutons are homemade, salty, and crunchy, and there was a nice mix of protein and greens. Everything tasted fresh, and it was so nice to have some type of Intermezzo-salad again. \n\nAll in all, the meal came out to be less than $10 and we even split it, so it was probably around $4.25 for the both of us. Cheap lunch, nice and healthy, and will definitely come back again for the salads!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "klIMMg94GVbtNDE0tej8Bg", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KTf_F9m6rNxxC03XTOS7Eg", "text": "Good avocado burger and I like the cornbread. Not to expensive, either. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SA-2TBmWLp8D1VULfWW8yw", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kuUQ4vHtVDhmcwMO_zmW4A", "text": "I haven't been in a while but definitely have plenty of experience eating here. \nMy favorite meal at Smart Alecs is the Basil Chicken Burger. It's a pretty tasty burger and a healthy alternative to traditional fast food. Their fries are also tasty, they are \"air baked\" I believe, and taste good. I like to double dip them in keptchup and tapatio haha yum.\n\nTheir service is great, they usually have long lines during the lunch hour (which in Berkeley starts at around 1:30. Nevertheless they manage to take your order and serve you in about 8 minutes even with the long lines. \nIt's not the cleanest place on earth but for a berkeley restaurant near campus it's not bad. \nOverall I would recommend that you try this place out if you're a student and have not had the opportunity.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eDhRt-x2Eid9Fo_PrgfcnQ", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kysz1PENy-uINhuOlQrJwQ", "text": "I didn't love it. I barely even liked it. I ordered the soup/salad combo. Tossed green salad with poppy seed dressing and corn chowder to be exact. My salad greens weren't fresh and the soup was only so-so. To make matters worse, the complimentary cornbread was dense and dry. UGH!!! Had my mouth feeling like the Sahara. :/", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vQgVfL9YdrjHekAfH0KidQ", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KZVZYO3tNoVPKcIdq0vmqA", "text": "I really like their chicken basil burger and chicken sandwich, not so much a fan of their salads anymore. Their combos are reasonably priced and very filling. I like to go here when I want to get some food rather quickly and conveniently (I like quite near)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ld0Lh5_6-jOYq3yI4LLbLg", "text": "A staple for Berkeley students. Great soups, salads, and sandwiches. Their cornbread is especially delicious. Garlic fries with real garlic bits are a must try. I've since graduated but whenever I'm in the area I always go back to visit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1kvzPpB78Jkky7VjT9jHKQ", "date": "2011-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LDiz07fFJw6j-Qw4wID5Zg", "text": "3.5 stars!\n\nI always walk past this place and finally gave it a shot. They basically have soup, salad, sandwiches and smoothes here. All the S's!  They accept cash only with very reasonable prices averaging about $7. Its a very chill college environment and  self service. You pick up your food at the counter and clean up your own mess.\n\nI ordered the soup and sandwich combo: corn chowder and grilled eggplant sandwich. The were both very good but nothing spectacular. \n\nIf your hungry and need a quick bite the food is worth trying.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W7sQ50m0VADz-RD2To4YNQ", "date": "2010-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LpajOD37xDubqgcoBjD2kA", "text": "It's good. It's very good, but only if you order the right things and love garlic. The burgers are fairly generic; tasty, but with nothing special. However their salads are massive, and their sandwiches let them use their unique health food alternatives more wisely than in a regular burger.\n\nThen there are garlic fries. The fries themselves taste good, but with an extra large kick of garlic their oven baked fries are delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ESS6anxjAYrw1TNe7ww8wg", "date": "2009-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lu6Lc-SpXZeaY7Sz-09mOw", "text": "Great soy burgers and air-baked fries; a nice \"fast food\" option if you're a vegetarian. Cornbread is ok and the soup is decent - served piping hot and full of the star ingredient, and the salads are pretty standard. Nothing terribly special but still decently tasty, fresh fare.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VCROW1kVZhf1XYzBwQ8B-w", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "luY03XHQGL8y8oAQsTew1A", "text": "Really awesome selection of healthy food. I love both their avocado burger and their chicken caesar salad. It is a little expensive though so I don't come here often. If I do I don't usually get the soda since they have easy access water here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LVdrMgvkBjRz2LrawxGGWg", "text": "This place is sooo grub!! A must hit up every time im in Berkley. Healthy, good, affordable food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cUVfCisUbiEpjlbt3hinUA", "date": "2011-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LZP7S6actStNbRngUXSSxQ", "text": "Great place for vegetarians/vegans and non-veggies to grab some comfort food. My dining companion said it was \"one of the best burgers I've ever had\", while my veggie patty was definitely a step above the defrosted Gardenburger on the menu in other burger joints. The fries could be better, but since they're (hopefully) less likely to kill me, I'll make some allowances. Be warned: if you get teriyaki sauce on your burger, bring wet-naps or grab a stack of napkins at the counter - the sauce is decent, but they put about a gallon on your order.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AG1AOXQZk4r48AtmNvk7dg", "date": "2007-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m2ohDrpng_pQnjNYLecRrg", "text": "Their corn chowder is like slop on a plate.  WTF.  When I saw the server pull a huge ladle out of those metal vats I already knew that it would be disgustingly thick.  Seriously?  Why did I get that.... why?!?\n\nI got their soup and half sandwich deal.  I got the eggplant melt.  Again it's a texture thing.  Everything was way too soft.  The bread got really soggy really fast and the eggplant was just too soft.  \n\nFries are good though.  I won't go back for slop on a plate, but I would steal some fries off my bf's plate if I can.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2009-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m4CdzMSKnk4YqsACURj_Qw", "text": "This place has gone down in quality. I first went here 3 years ago and enjoyed the hamburger. It was juicy, the cheese was melted and just perfect. Even the fries were ok. I went there again this month and it was not the same. The hamburger felt like it was made quickly and it really didn't have any special taste. The fries were nothing special either. I left disappointed and and like if I wasted my money. Probably not going there again. Maybe its time Alec's gets a little smarter!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hkmxEMgdwjxVVjehTK7OxQ", "date": "2010-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M6wya-24nqXiIdipjXQJAQ", "text": "As a student in Berkeley I became a happy regular to Smart Alec's.  On a student budget it works great and I always leave full and still with money in my wallet.  The salads are huge so be prepared to eat a lot!  I'm a huge fan of the potato leek soup, turkey sandwich, avocado burger, and cornbread.  Sometimes if you get the edge of the cornbread it'll be a little dry and overcooked but that's my only complaint.  Also, for how busy it gets the wait isn't much during lunch time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lUJNrKUCgi3gpXusZRV6jA", "date": "2009-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mEqKAfDlbLqemyjaDBYJvA", "text": "Smart Alec's offers some wonderful options for all.  I am a huge salad freak so I LOVE their Veggie Salad (I can't remember the exact name of it right now but its the biggest one).  It comes with lots of beans, egg, tomato and a choice of protein.  I recommend the salad with tuna and poppy seed dressing!  The Big A is also excellent, as is their clam chowder.  Their famous air baked fries are delicious and all for a good value.  Another option in their chili cheese fries which are delicious and don't make you feel like sick after eating it! :)  Definitely stop by if you can!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_Ocd4i5FVjJV-M7IGj2F3g", "date": "2008-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mPPADe8e6U8Loi2bThTAfg", "text": "MMmm veggie cheese burgers and air-baked fries.  SO GOOD i'd walk clear across campus once or twice a week to get me some smart alec's.  The portions are insane (and im an extremely \"healthy\" eater) for the price.  They're pretty quick, but it is really full during lunch / dinner hours.  They have a bunch of extra fixings available on the side, like ketchup, mayo, mustard, etc. which i really enjoy.  I also LOVE the really big drinks, and ability to re-fill at will.  The cornbread is crazy good. \n\nBUT, i've had a salad before with their wanna-be \"ranch\" and it was NOT a good experience to be upchucking it on Telegraph where there are no public bathrooms, while my ride was getting a tattoo. NO FUN!\n\n2009 update:  No more re-fill at will option! :(  Oh, and they only take cash.  Still yummy tho..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1pkTtqkIn0w9BvF9z9loQg", "date": "2008-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mtirq3ckRhdrRDe-uQT88Q", "text": "they served the shores of the pacific ocean to my friend and it's his bday tomorrow :[", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2009-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MTxl0ViVeltmFbhHjnzU6g", "text": "This place is really good! It's healthy, and the healthy slogan always gets me. \n\nWhen you order soup, it comes with either wheat bread or corn bread. I like BOTH. The wheat bread kind of has a sweet flavor, and is so delicious and chewy. I believe they make all their ingredients from scratch! Their cornbread is also very good, but I might be biased because I just like to eat cornbread.\n\nTheir combo burgers are also delicious! I don't feel as guilty when I gobble up one of their burgers because it's \"healthy.\" I don't know how healthy it is, but who cares! It's delicious :).\n\nI like how vegetarian friendly this place is too. I have tried the eggplant sandwich, and it was pretty good! The tuna sandwich was good, but had too much tuna in my opinion. \n\nOverall, I'm a fan. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "muCUNsliRMHb0kWZT4Uvag", "text": "cash only, closes early and it smells kinda funny.... \n\nbut they have pretty huge, delicious salads. try the garden delight with poppy seed dressing (comes with corn bread on the side). \n\nclose to campus and fast service. oh, and if you bring in an A paper, you get free fries.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N-6gUPT79CMbMPLuciNarg", "text": "I don't really love the burgers, but the air-baked garlic fries and corn chowder are good!  More places should air-bake their fries, which is a way of baking fries so they still have the same quality if they were deep fried.  \n\nMy friends sometimes ask for extra garlic on the side and they use this for topping their fries at home later that day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ncAZDenSGgL8NHhYY_DAgA", "text": "I've gotten the burgers, soup, and salad here before, and I've even brought in a midterm that I got an A on and gotten their free fries. Food tastes alright overall - not anything too special. The salad is huge, but they tend to douse it with too much dressing. I'm personally not a cornbread person, and so I've never known what to do with their piece of cornbread. The people are nice and the restaurant has good amount of seating.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ng5PppSHdesQHBgi7QRZeg", "text": "Healthy? hahahahahhaa, if you count big juicy burgers and fries as healthy!  True you can customize your own vegetarian selections, but I wouldn't label this place healthy...its a nice big space good for people watching at a good location though, and the food really is concrete and reliable every time.  Nice place to grab a bite to eat and watch all the exciting people and things unfold outside on the street...\n\nthree stars from foodmonster!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FKyQWTe-yrm1tRTRveurkA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nktk7iwqewqCUgceqZBgkg", "text": "I love this place! The food is great, the service is pretty speedy, and it's not too expensive. I really enjoy the fact that you can eat food that is typically considered \"fast food\" but that it is cooked in a more healthy way (or so it's presented). \n\nI've several different sandwiches (beef, turkey, veggie) they have all been great. I'm also a huge fan of the fries that they have. They are apparently \"air fried\" or something. . .I don't really now what the process is, but it produces one delicious fry! \n\nThey loose one star because they do not accept credit cards and I've run into a problem with this on several occasions. . .sort of an inconvenience, but the food's still really good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NKPXs9PSQ2Q4GZvXlXrcZQ", "date": "2009-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NKzV0w2UqeKwzUf4-4iv-Q", "text": "I really love the fries here- they are seriously addictive! And the tofu salad is OK although it's a bit too crunchy with all those fried noodles. Soups are pretty good too! The thing that I really don't understand though is why the veggie burger is so gross. I think it might be a boca burger, and maybe I just don't like these, but it's completely limp, oily, and dense. Blech. Why don't they make their own handmade veggie burgers like Amanda's does?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZCabryqVuSd3kwqhyhGPDA", "date": "2009-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Noc9s2NnhyyJ2dJXlpj7FQ", "text": "Like everyone one here has said before, their cornbread is amazing. I usually like mine warm so I ask them to warm it up and they don't seem to mind doing so. As a non-vegetarian, the vegetarian options they have are really tasty and filling. The garlic fries are OK, I've definitely had better, but it's nice that they give them for free after a small purchase if you show them something you got an A on.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nTSA9S9PxCcD2DOKMuh0dA", "text": "I miss living in the dorms right across the street! I used to get their corn chowder with corn bread all the time! Mm :) I also really like their avocado and tofu sandwiches. Recently, I've been getting their chef's salads a lot (with grilled tofu. either honey mustard or poppyseed dressing, and wheat bread) simply because, along with being delicious, it can last me through lunch and dinner!\n\nI have to say though, I don't seem to be as much as a fan for those garlic fries compared to everyone else. But maybe they're worth a second try..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E1BiUk1559ULo8fkNYrK4g", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nttgPDlxOQG17ZyeIWTRRg", "text": "Pretty boring food. Nothing special; unless you're a health food nut looking for something fast easy and a bit bland. I had the Turkey burger, meh. Would be better if I liked health food. (Fiances note: beef burger was dry, cheese was lacking, might as well have been white bread. Fries were good.)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GMOKSMFLi4IJjXTTgUplew", "date": "2010-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nxYx3K69Tu4FecbiEcK9VA", "text": "This is one of my favorite health food places in Berkeley.  Their salads are wonderful and huge (get the honey mustard dressing); I used to split a salad with my big sis.  I also love the veggie burgers and the garlic fries.  True, the garlic fries might not be as crisp as the really bad for you places, but they are air baked and thus much healthier for you!  I like to dip the fries in the thousand island dressing available in large pumps next to the ketchup.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r0yj7wRAs4mNSgp_OvvstA", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O01-Ooz0FqbwM45Gxgo1QA", "text": "so i was walking down telegraph looking for a healthy lunch and decided to give this place another try since every other joint on the street seems like a pizza place. anyway, tried the A burger this time and really enjoyed it. i never thought i'd be a veggie patty kind of girl, but alec's does it right... converted me into a fan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2010-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o3P3rdPfOWdhauu96yESPg", "text": "Smart Alec's is always my fallback option when I can't think of anywhere else to go between classes.  It's quick, it's cheap, and it really fills you up w/o the massive guilt trip.  The soups are great.  The fries are not greasy and yet still tasty.  The Big A burger is a healthy, decent-tasting burger at a cheap price.\n\nSandwiches are a more risky option as are the salads.  Some of the sandwiches are not very substantial and can taste quite dry.  The salad greens can be sort of wilted if you go late in the day; the dressing is also average.  If you want a good sandwich/salad, go to Intermezzo just down the street on Telegraph.  But if you want some warm and healthy convenience food, Smart Alec's is the way to go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gzPnrOywYX9IoPuy1v2QkQ", "date": "2007-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O8ztoe1yjZi0AjvC9PrM5w", "text": "I tried this for the first time recently, and the service seriously sucked. Really inattentive. I got the lentil/barley? soup and salad and I was pretty unsatisfied. I highly doubt the \"healthiness\" of this place too... And don't get \"wheat bread\" with your soup. It's just a slice of grocery store bread, straight from the bag. The salad was huge, but just vegetables...Bleh. I'm not coming back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1yN58kjtt_Kv91yc3ZteNg", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oB_3IsY_B1aS1jQ4czqhcg", "text": "This place ig great. Friendly staff, nice place to stop and eat if your on the go. And the food is healthy fresh and tastes amazing. The chicken & avacado sandwitch is the best.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RX_d4HsD2F_FCQWHhho1_g", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ob-PV-YCTTR46jhPkQ6vrA", "text": "I always got a half salad/half sandwich combo.  Whatever the chicken sandwich was with a green salad and a side of cornbread. I LOVED the cornbread. I would purposely eat all my salad, then save my half sandwich and cornbread for dinner. l've also tried the garlic fries and they're really good! I was tempted to try a burger, but then realized that they were microwaved so I decided to skip out on it... hmm..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eMB_WUbf9f8b9UEA0-cUPA", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "odWL60RXGK5m3d7ci1h5vA", "text": "Big fan of Smart Alec's. I always get the Big B Combo - a fabulous avocado burger with fries and a drink. The food is fast. The food is tasty. The food is healthy - especially compared to any other burger-and-fries joint. The service is scooty and good. And it is inexpensive. A Telegraph institution. Brilliant place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q3x0TTBbEyxEb1PzRgzWyA", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OFDESjdpjgY30Jpmr56p-g", "text": "Potato/corn chowder soup - good.  I am happy with this every time.\n\nCornbread - good, but it should be called corn CAKE.  If you are actually a healthy eater, you can taste the loads of sugar they've GOT to have pumped into it.  \n\nFries - yuck.  I don't care if they're more healthy, they taste like shit.   FRY my fries, damnit.  Don't give me this dried-out crap.\n\nThe Chili - ew.  Just ew.  Don't go there.  It sucks there.  Ew.\n\nVeggie Burger (The\" A\" or whatever) - not so great.  Terribly cheap, very low on taste.  It filled me up, but I've had better, and believe me when I say that, as I've been a vegetarian eater for over a decade.  I'd rather pay more and get some flavor.  \n\nAll that said, it's a great place for a student to grab lunch with others if said student is on a budget.  Hell, I'm sure the homeless people like it too, for cheap, prepared food.  Also, it's always fucking loud, even with only one other person eating, so I take it away.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M78roPkPRBZaJ1q_sKmwxg", "date": "2008-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OG6_gdMmn_eUX_BHwQJUhg", "text": "My sister insisted that I try their cornbread since I have become a cornbread-aholic. It was slightly warm, very sweet with a bit of a crunch. I typically like my cornbread with a huge, thick crust that you usually get from using a cast iron pan...while Smart Alec's doesn't use this method (I don't think!), their bread is still great. It would be the perfect accompaniment to a bowl of chili!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1ArdBetF-pM3Y4eP1pgNPA", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "okQXzLRqYD1W4zm3PD3bEw", "text": "The food was pretty good. Up until I found a piece of bug on my fork. \n\nAt least I had some extra protein in my salad. \n\nWent there the second time and had a sandwich. It was fine. \n\nWent there just last night for another salad. Didn't find any bug on my fork, but there was something fishy with the smell. I guess you just can't trust their salads. I'll get a burger. Without the side order of salad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hrGqgkmZh1oSrcEcBGz_Ow", "date": "2006-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OoG66l6zR0foBfMIBIz7sw", "text": "I have been going to Smart Alec's pretty frequently two years ago.... during that time... i thought \"hmmm.... their soup and corn bread is pretty good\"... but I recently visited them again and thought otherwise... the quality of the soup has been downgraded so much that I think the soup is like baby food .. the texture is really mushy and it doesn't look or taste good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2U80Z_JxwP2ARBRF7jspkw", "date": "2010-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OPFN2Wr4q3l7SpaNGOKQVw", "text": "A staple restaurant for Berkeley students around Telegraph.\n\nFor a place that talks about \"intelligent food\" and healthy fast food, it's quite ironic that the only time they trump their nutritional info is on the trays. Even then it's only about the fries!\n\nNon-healthwise, they make good salads and soups, but their burgers aren't anything to write home about. Pretty much any non-burger item on their menu is good, although I'm not a fan of tofu or eggplant in sandwiches. I usually get a half caesar salad and half tuna salad combo, or a superior chef salad with poppyseed and beef patty/tuna.\n\nI'm sure I don't need to talk about the cornbread. It's loaded up with sugar and milk and obviously bad for you, but it's really good!\n\nSmart Alec's also has a rewards program where if you get enough stamps, they'll give you a free bowl of soup or vegan burger along with free cornbread. I don't know how many times I've gotten this, but it keeps me coming back.\n\nCash only, although Bank of America and Wells Fargo are close by. Prepare to bring about $6-10. They've recently installed wifi too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oUCYJhn3B2KBmYejIdOwPA", "text": "Holy God, the copious amounts of food this place give you for cheap!!\n\nI thought I was being smart & intelligent for ordering the soup and 1/2 sandwich combo.  But no!  The soup was a giant bowl of potato leek (delicious) that came with a huge slice of wheat bread and a sandwich that was so big, it could have been it's own regular sized sandwich.  The turkey sandwich I had was amazing, and when I am back in Berkeley, I will certainly come back here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AihRU0DbcO_6F-1-x6ka0g", "date": "2008-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OZIOih3YiJKVNCQAviCawA", "text": "I can't believe the horrible reviews this place gets.  When I was living in Berk I LOVED this place.  huge windwos make for excellent peopel watching and the food is tastariffic.  Highly recomended with any order is the garlic mayo.  It's like you put an entire garlic clove in your mouth.  Good LORD, I stank for days, but totally worth it.\n\nSolid student food.  tasty.  man.. I miss living in the Bay...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GERRIWMslcP4-O6mLErPSQ", "date": "2009-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P8exE90ShAm8k29l-gmjRQ", "text": "I like this place because it's healthy and I like their veggie salad.. however I have to give them -2 stars because the customer service tends to be horrible.. In a previous review someone had mentioned that the girl at the counter was pretty unfriendly, and i agree 100% Whenever I come to order something she is not very nice and appears to not want to be working there at all.. I also was surprised when she didn't give me my change back, it was only .81 cents but still.  I stood there waiting for it, and she just looked at me like i was crazy.. \n\n\np.s. credit cards are not allowed, and yes the flies that you see while you walk up to order,  are always there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p4dKQ25kJuxccJySjsG92g", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pCnLo8z9bVAJymtbFzCImw", "text": "So I come here for their awesome tossed green salad and HUGE chuck of cornbread. I've never met cornbread I didn't like but this bread is especially delicious with the perfect moist/crunchy ratio. The salad portion is big but they drown it in dressing so maybe ask for that on the side. \nAlso, I suggest they step into the millennium and accept debit cards. It's really heart-breaking to almost have to walk away from my would be eaten cornbread but thankfully my friend was there to cover me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "X98lgGry83r0vUUT5BfeBw", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PFKdT8TXbKQ6p4e_otQZ1Q", "text": "This place has a good feel to it. They have the BEST cornbread ever...moist sweet and fluffy! Have that with the soup...mmm. They have chicken,beef and a really good vegetarian burger. You can add bbq sauce or yummy pesto to any burger, create your own. there are other sauce as well. They have healthy fries.....watch out for the garlic fries unless you like or can handle very strong loads of fresh garlic chunks...wheew! Sometimes its packed so finding a seat might be an issue. Other that that give them a try its good food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3ewd5qDxkRViM-2-mhUvIw", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PgpR4lzI7KeMJvME7kZphQ", "text": "Just happened to walk by on a rainy Sunday night. What a great surprise! Healthy, cheap and yummy. I had the soup and sandwich combo: eggplant melt and veggie soup Yum! The soup tasted home made and the sandwich delicious. My friend had soup and salad combo with potato leek soup and Caesar salad. Really good. We shared the fries.  Lots of healthy yummy food for not a lot of money.  No complaints! Will return.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hL23YUZN6derHhnYzG84Dw", "date": "2011-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pj3tg_XjcuUMXmIE9Wvpqw", "text": "healthy? really? no way! wait... actually, i dont know where i got the idea that this food is healthy. is it?\n\nbut with that aside, the food was pretty good. i tried the eggplant melt and garlic fries. and man do i love garlic. dont hate (even though my breath smells).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8HtQ6oC1p_G7puf18v1Dfw", "date": "2008-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "plqc_AjRJ3iwAYuDjsrkSg", "text": "If there were more places like this that sold healthy food, I would eat a lot better.  I don't know if friend and I just hit them on a good day, but everything we had was delicious!  I could not believe the amount of food we got for just over $6 a person!  I had the half-salad and soup combo with a caesar and potato leek soup.  The soup was amazing, even though I usually hate vegan fare.  The salad had a unique dressing that I really enjoyed.  And the giant piece of cornbread...oh my GOD, it was SO good!  I ended up over-stuffing myself because I didn't want any of that cornbread to go to waste!  Overall a really satisfying meal at a great price.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m-n_AHwndmHAgZIsu52kYA", "date": "2008-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PmzoN4eoUSCDN8sO_pOe-w", "text": "It was my first time going to Smart Alec's, and I'd heard that the food there was both tasty and healthy. I got \"The Big B Combo,\" which basically consisted of a 100% beef hamburger (with onion, tomatoes, lettuce, sauce), garlic fries, and a drink (soda, tea, or water - I got tea). The food didn't strike me as anything special for the $7 that I spent, but I feel like you can't really go wrong with burgers and fries.\n\nNow, up to this part, I would've given this place a 4, but the salad that my friend got was simply boring. All it had was some parmesan cheese, croutons, lettuce, and I believe a light caesar dressing. The lettuce was all of one variety, and the large portion made it seem more like a curse than a blessing in finishing it.\n\nSo, unfortunately, I'm giving this place a 3 for now, but I'm hoping to give this place another chance to try the cornbread that I'm hearing a lot about.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PoJqdntg6yNIxs92xDYcMQ", "text": "Delicious AND healthy? Sign me up! Their salads are gigantic (I get the sesame tofu one) and come with either corn bread or wheat bread. The corn chowder is great as well, as are the air-baked fries. It's pretty reasonably priced, there's easy free water access, and the wait time is minimal after you order at the counter. Highly recommended.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2TWyee48xniNYNpc4czCjA", "date": "2010-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PpNFoJg2NcEj2nPdGLD87A", "text": "3.5 stars \n\nI love their asian chicken salad! and yes, cornbread is really good too..:)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D7JUkHPLskVqZqseDZo65w", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pQ1HVmCt_WaxU6r2gZYpOg", "text": "I... can... barely... type this... because... of my... Smart... Alec's induced.... food coma. Thats right, Smart Alec's gives you a ridiculous amount of food for an excellent price. Their Garlic Fries are soooooooo good and I don't feel guilty eating them cuz they're like air fried or something crazy like that (read not ridiculously greasy). The veggie burger is great and that Asian Tofu Salad is TO DIE FOR! If you have 5 bucks and you're really hungry for some quality grub, this is the place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6jeIddzzHIk_H5oJMpPTYQ", "date": "2007-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PTgpcU6eu9PfYrgwUvtQ6Q", "text": "Two words: food poisoning.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-QIou5Hi6EjavEq_Yc6WLg", "date": "2011-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "puoeptkM_Kalqhwn6R6_FQ", "text": "I've been a few times, and my favorite thing to get is the sandwich/soup combo. For $6.21 without tax (I believe), you get half a sandwich, a bowl of soup, and a slice of bread.\n\nFor sandwiches, I like the roasted turkey breast and grilled chicken. They're plain, with a basic dressing, lettuce, wheat bread, tomato (I think?), and meat recipe, but they go down easy and taste fresh.\n\nFor soups, I like the corn chowder a lot, but the vegetable soup is decent, too. You get a generous portion no matter what kind you get, and it goes well with a sandwich.\n\nFor the extra piece of bread, you can get either cornbread or wheat bread. The cornbread is a large cube-ish chunk with a crumbly consistency, while the wheat is basically a full-slice of the sandwich bread. The cornbread is tastier, but I would bet that it's less healthy. The wheat bread is a little plain on its own, but dipping it in the soup helps.\n\nThere are also the hamburgers and fries. I haven't had either in a while, but from what I remember, the fries are the standout of the two. The burger is solid and a little healthier than your typical one. The fries are air-baked and also seem healthier than usual french fries. I wasn't a big fan of the  fries with garlic because the garlic was just put on top of the fries, not mixed in well, and it was also a little too strong for me. The pricing for a burger/fries combo is about the same as the sandwich/soup, I think, and it's still a satisfactory amount.\n\nService is quick and efficient. You line up at the counter, order, and pay (cash only), then get a receipt with an order number on it. After that you can get a table and utensils and free water and wait for them to call your number when your food is ready, which usually takes less than four minutes.\n\nAs an aside, to use the restroom, you need to ask the cashier after you order to unlock the bathroom door with their electronic buzzing system, and then by the time you walk to the restroom, which is in the back corner, it should be opened for you.\n\nThere are no real problems with Smart Alec's. It's true that some of their food offerings are less appealing than others, but you get a tasty, fairly healthy, and filling meal for a good price regardless of what you choose.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kdku0oS1WU6xU8K-c3hWzA", "date": "2009-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pwG3PuTYiW3HS-6RyM90yg", "text": "Awesome corn chowder soup (very filling and YUMMY)! Also, they have one of my favorite hot sauces-Tapatio. Unfortunately, this place is a cash only establishment, and parking bites...so...had to rate with three stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7egWE1QHw3Fx8IigeItxtA", "date": "2011-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PxIy4HziBvMyrnQikcPjCQ", "text": "Ummm, burgers and fries = healthy? Um, no. \n\nSure sure, they oven bake their french fries, but that makes no difference! Fries are unhealthy and starch-filled, period. I'm quite disappointed with this place because their food is just not up to par, either. The salads are just...BAD. I ordered their tofu salad, and I swear the dressing is from Costco. I know i've had that dressing before...somewhere. I also tried their teriyaki/sweet chicken burger which was, again, average. For the price, i'm seriously expecting something of higher-grade quality. But unfortunately, it's majorly lacking.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mRQzFZMGurB-3bP4CGTNpQ", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pZ8k6DpBh9dFUPEpenawnw", "text": "I read so much about the garlic fries and corn chowder so I decided to see what the hype was all about. The fries were nothing special and when I tasted the chowder it wasn't warm enough. The only reason I would go back is the cornbread.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xNHpIk5vn2dRWFLkCOLTxg", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q9t7PvFSaS4WGLSgjjkAmg", "text": "Although I am extremely dubious as to the veracity of the \"100% Fresh Beef\" claim, this place and Bongo Burger are the only two burger places I've been to on southside, and I liked it better here. Because it was cheaper.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t5ZmlBhAh06hVKhOPP696Q", "date": "2009-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qayICrs2310adeEkw8mThg", "text": "Smart Alec's has pretty good food, and healthy too.\n\nI love going here to get a bowl of salad or a tofu & avocado sandwich. Everything here is super fresh and super tasty, and although its healthy it won't break the bank.\n\nThe only times I've ever had problems here, is when I go to the register. It always seems that I'm dealing with someone new, and the manager is always by his/her side to teach them how to ring someone up. \n\nOther than that, I always have a great experience eating here. Especially with the big windows on all sides of the restaurant, great for taking in the sun or people watching while you eat your food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qeAZVEN25bwDdNTo_QBJ0Q", "text": "The food here was good. It's better for you than your average burger and they taste good too. They even have wheat buns for those of you who want a burger, but want to make it healthy somehow. The salads are really good too. The fries are baked and not soaked in grease like most fries and they were really good.\n\nIt's clean and the food came quickly. I'll come here again if I'm in the mood for a burger when I come to Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Fxf7rQnEixx7-et36CBrVg", "date": "2010-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qfl7Dt2qDhdrNnL76KA27g", "text": "One of only 2 healthy places to eat if you're on the southside of campus.  The other is Cafe Mattina (formerly known as Intermezzo).\n\nThey sell burgers, veggie burgers, sandwiches, salads and soups.\n\nI love to get the 1/2 sandwich, 1/2 salad combo deal when I'm indecisive.  All the sandwiches you can choose from are very tasty.  My current favorite is the turkey sandwich.  It has real turkey meat with cranberry sauce.  As for the salad, you can only choose between tossed green or ceasar salad (sorry, no specialty salad).  The salad portion size is STILL generous even though it's a 1/2 salad.  The meal is definitely worth its price.  \n\nSpecialty salads are also worth getting.  I like the sesame chicken salad.  Beware that portion size is HUGE (comparable to those at Cafe Mattina if you're familiar).\n\nand the best part of all...you get cornbread!!!  Very yummy in your tummy cornbread.  If you're full from your meal and can't finish the big block of cornbread, save it for later!  You'll regret ever throwing it away.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qGDmpM4TwNoRzlEqwIGZyA", "text": "Just back from Smart Alec. Got the avocado burger with chicken patty and garlic fries. My boyfriend got the Big B with beef. We had checked the menu on Allmenus.com and maybe it's them who screwed up here, but my chicken wasn't fried and the combos were a $1 more for each one. Let's pass on the burgers which have nothing out of the ordinary. The fries are without a doubt the most disgusting ones I have ever eaten in my life. You think I'm exaggerating here ? Wait til' you get a basket of half frozen cardboard and half toothbreaking hard fries. So maybe, I'm not appreciating the \"airbaked\" concept which, I confess I'm not too familiar here. Maybe those were just old. But then, how can you really trust a place when you might get old stuff ? Anyways, come on guys, even Mc Donald's fries are better than these anyday. As far as the garlic, they were huge balls of chunked garlic everywhere in the basket. We both left extremely disappointed. We will not be back. \"smart\" Alec who can't even make decent fries, you are totally overrated.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "EoxTPiwTghjodEg3y4in8Q", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qMR2asY1c_QBKMEzOWqUmw", "text": "I just wanted to get food, but use the restroom first. Is that too much to ask? Apparently here it is. The women at the counter, It's... for....customer's. So, what, do I have to order first to use it? (She nods)  I have food sensitivities, so I said what do you have that is organic, grassfed and soy-free?[ The soy in the air is already messing with my head] Soy-free? she asked. Yeah.....I guess I just thought she would know her own menu..... The whole interaction was frustrating and slow. I gave up. At Gecko Gecko the guy was much more accommodating and helpful. I just expected as much for the price.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TED5xJEonkHmRf_WHnUuMQ", "date": "2012-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qmzsjcrCBQ4zpkEpAuFH3w", "text": "Smart Alec's serves grass fed ground beef burgers and air baked fries.  It was the first time I ate a combo meal like that.  Delicious!  The burgers are served on a whole wheat bun with lots of veggies.\n\nThe restaurant also serves sandwiches including dolphin safe tuna, grilled chicken breast, and roasted turkey breast.  The garden fresh salads include homemade cornbread or wheat bread.  The fries can be plain, garlic, or chili cheese.\n\nPrices are reasonable.  Cash only.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZLX-55ED2Qx0i8-Ubx5z6A", "date": "2011-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qsvinzr2k0b-ZeBnOj3y1A", "text": "They have SUPERRR Yums corn bread!!!!!\n\nTheir eggplant melt and avocado burgers are some of my favorites, but their burgers are pretty good in general. The soup is hit or miss though - I got the chilli soup once and it was all beans and nothing much else. The smoothies are mediocre, except this one time their mango smoothie tasted extra amazing for some reason.\n\nA good joint to go to with a friend or two when your feeling smart. =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MjqYpDfEjZcTDHBHiI5MCw", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QT07jBay2f_8v54KSFAERQ", "text": "I like the concept of healthy fast food.  The staff is certainly nice and patient, even helpful, when it comes to ordering.  The whole baked fries thing threw me off.  But I got my order just fine.\n\nThe food is...good.  The burger tastes sort of plain, so I resorted to dumping lots of ketchup on it.  The fries weren't bad.  I'd say the meal was okay.  It was certainly not the best one I've had, but it would do.  The price was decent as well.\n\nThe setting is clean and spacious.  But there are times when it seems to get a bit crowded.  I found myself waiting in line, and that sort of made me more eager.  The whole \"long-line\" factor may have raised my expectations of the place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E3oc9dVvWZBRCqi7ta1H4w", "date": "2006-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QxAernVpEEgq094xYMs44A", "text": "I've been traversing Berkeley since 1997, but I have never hit this place up until recently. I didn't feel like the usual pre-CREAM food (which is usually Fat Slice.) I finally decided to try this place for something different.\n\nI went here the other night before getting a pint over at Jupiter (where I usually head to after CREAM). The place is super spacious and chill. Not as busy as i've seen it from the outside like usual, so the whole process of ordering and getting my food was pretty quick. I ordered a burger and garlic fries. Burger was nice sized, pretty hearty.A little on the dry side though. Maybe I should have asked if they could cook the burger medium rare. I'll try next time. Garlic fries weren't that great to be honest. They were hard through and through. It was sort of like eating potato chip sticks, which is what I don't usually look for in a french fry.\n\nI will probably be back to try more of what they have. I would also like to see if I can get the burger cooked medium rare.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9YXx_m-WYuUltfOJc6kmBQ", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r3ONI_zITozsqGVLd_-YgA", "text": "Smart Alec's has great burgers. They're big and taste good despite being \"healthier\". Not In-N-Out, but it's up there. I'd also always heard about their garlic fries, but when I first ordered it, I was really surprised to find that the garlic is not infused in the fries, it's actually just normal fries with a big scoop of minced garlic on top! My disappointment quickly faded when I mixed it all up and tried it. Yum! You'd better really like garlic though, and not have a hot date tonight (unless your date also went here that day).\n\nAnd it's true - bring in a recent exam with an A and get free garlic fries with any order!! They'll stamp it with the Smart Alec's \"A+\" and give you a separate order for the fries. Sweet deal! I've brought in some of the easier quizzes in optometry school and really felt a sense of achievement as I ate my garlic fries that I earned. ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2008-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R4mj8TTQKqTTXROD3QJn9A", "text": "Delicious. Convenient location. Friendly workers. Healthy. Affordable (kinda, but at least their portions are big so they can sometimes last for 2 meals!)\n\nI haven't tried that much on their menu yet, because I usually end up getting a salad cus I want their cornbread (which is bombbb btw), but from the couple times I've tried their burgers & sandwiches, they were pretty good (= \n\nRecommend: Sesame Chicken Salad, Cornbread!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jdGKRKVYotSgMf9xZOlqKQ", "date": "2010-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RajHN2sgw8GE5uHTMlJmGQ", "text": "The food here is definitely on the healthy side. The burgers aren't as filling as your normal burgers since they aren't as thick. The garlic fries aren't even that good since its just normal fries with a whole bunch of garlic stacked on top. Smart Alec's needs to learn to fix the garlic into the fries with a bowl or something.\n\nTL;DR; Garlic fries can be better flavored. The burgers are leaner and smaller, but organic.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RGZhF0tOHMChjzOPB4J3VA", "text": "The Cheesburger was great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OFVYaTqrwKTiFlwKtCcYMQ", "date": "2011-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RngES4pV41ulQGO-j0SOFA", "text": "Do I wish I could eat a Smart Alec's grilled sandwich every day?  Yes.  Do I wish they accepted credit cards? Yes.  I take back one star for that alone - I mean, c'mon, at Christmas time, Salvation Army donation kettles accepted credit cards.  Even 8 year-old Girl Scouts let me pay via credit card/iPhone, now.  Payment-wise, it sucks to have to remember to always have Smart Alec's Cash on me at all times (this is literally the only place I pay cash for anything).  Waistline-wise, it's always nice to know exactly what you're eating (nutrition info), but I'm pretty sure it's better to stay in the dark - the sandwiches, so bread-y, cannot be compared to a flimsy (yet low calorie) six-inch sub from Subway.\n\nGrub-wise, the chicken sandwich is perfection here and the main reason I stopped going to Intermezzo.  Intermezzo uses prison-grade sandwich meat.  The breastesses at Smart Alec's are pounded pretty thin (which I'm into), the veggies (lettuce, tomato and onion - keepin' it simple) are surprisingly fresh, the spiked mayo spread is a nice touch (and has never been too-liberally applied in my 30+ times eating here) and of course, the wheat bread is thick, seeded (unlike the mayo, this bread is, indeed, carb-overload - I wouldn't have it any other way) and reveals thumbprints when (if) you put your sandwich down.  It's that fresh.  They cover the sandwich in waxed paper and cut it in half for easy transportation, or you can eat it there and feel a whole lot less dirty than you would sitting at fly-infested Intermezzo.\n\nYour breath will smell geriatric after this sandwich - lotsa onions - and no amount of brushing and Listerine seems to kill it, so if that's a problem for you, ask for no onions.  But your sandwich experience will suffer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ig9rCXNQWgXJRNn-o2JAcg", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RRlpRkJSSG899cWOh55Qvg", "text": "A year ago, I would have given this place 3 stars. But now, in a post-intermezzo world, I have tried most of their salads and realized how tasty this place is! \n\nFirst off, yes this place is cash only. But there is a BoA literally right across the street with a bunch of ATMs and a Walgreens less than a block away where you can get cash back. Stop hammering this place for being cash only people!\n\nNow, onto the food. Their Superior Chef Salad is a lot like Intermezzo; a huge salad with a bunch of delicious fresh toppings and a heaping pile of your choice of meat or tofu on top. Its not as masterly crafted as an Intermezzo salad but its pretty damn good. Their Asian Chicken Salad is also really yummy! If you aren't in the mood for a salad they have lots of burger and sandwich options. My favorites are the eggplant sandwich, the basil chicken burger, and the chicken avocado burger. Their fries are also really good and supposedly healthier than your average fry. The garlic fries aren't there to mess around, they mean garlic business. You will either love them because they are the most garlicky thing you have ever consumed or hate them for the same reason. These things are so garlicky that they will make those stupid vampire twilight books disintegrate if you brought one within 20 feet of the establishment. Smart Alec's also has some fantastic corn bread. Like really really good. I would highly recommend it paired with a warm bowl of soup on a rainy day.\n\nDid I mention you get free fries if you bring in a midterm that you got an A on? Now if only I could get one of those...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "O82go92NIlqcMgKeo82YCw", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rV-EVfqhzJys4LfntxxXtg", "text": "I ended up coming here with a small group of friends because we couldn't agree on any other dining location and this place seemed like a safe choice.\n\nI got the potato leek soup with corn bread (normally I am  not a soup for dinner kind of gal) and let me tell you, it was thick.  Very hearty and filling only a quarter of the way through.  The flavor was decent, I personally thought there was a lot of dill in the soup and normally I love dill.\n\nI didn't feel that there was anything really special about the menu.  They had soups, sandwiches, burgers, and salads.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LxRt55H8ntS8IJXfMe6HuA", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rvfLPgZ4Ixk6aNHo-8ha9g", "text": "I found myself in Berkeley a few days ago for a meeting and ended up grabbing lunch at Smart Alec's based on a suggestion from a student that I spoke with on the street. \n\nWith a mixture of professionals and students eating there, it gave a great vibe to the place and was refreshing for me to not be surrounded by suits like in the Financial District of SF.  Overall, the food was okay, but I think I just enjoyed being in Berkeley on Telegraph again.  It had been a while since I visited the area.   I got a chicken sandwich and fries.  I thought that the food was good, but nothing to be overly excited about.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2ZCASyHp7_Y85DMb2-5ExA", "date": "2008-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rwPuP3tEweLYNp5nd1dk6Q", "text": "I think since Intermezzo closed down, this is definitely my new to-go place for salad. I don't know if my standards have dropped too, but I think their salads have gotten a lot better too! I especially love their sweet poppyseed dressing mmm. \n\nI ordered the half sandwich, half salad combo wiht medium fries, and the total came out to around $8.50. Not bad, considering all the food lasted me 1.5 meals too. I particularly like their grilled tofu and avocado sandwich. Their fries are nothing much though, but I can go on and on about their special sauce which they have a whole bucket of. \n\nI've been to this place multiple times before too, and was never really disappointed. I've had their avocado burger, their regular burgers, and one other sandwich. I'd skip the garlic fries and get regular ones because they put just way too much garlic on their really simple fries.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rxsC1BWjZ8_GURdZ8dtyWg", "text": "the garlic fries are amazing! perfect size, perfect flavor.\n\nthe smoothies are also really good, not too sweet like most places.\n\nthe burgers are so good too! very fresh and the service is fast. \n\ni used to come here every time i went to berkeley but realized berkeley has so much amazing food i have to try more places...if you haven't tried this place, though, definitely a good place to go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lKhafwyySF7fCQmts34Suw", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s0bWhm0y0wWW55mUoR_t0g", "text": "I was really pleased. I got the Veggie Burger with Jack, boyfriend got the regular burger with jack cheese. Both were really good in my opinion. I recall the meat tasting pretty lean and it had good flavor and my Veggie Burger looked like the real burger, but you can tell the difference by taste.\n\nI really enjoyed the Air-Baked fries. I didn't even feel guilty sharing a Medium.\n\nI want to come back and try the soups and corn bread. \n\nSet Back: CASH ONLY! Thank god we had a $20 bill tucked in the wallet. Also, the food comes out FAST. Almost too fast... as if the patties are cooked far in advance. \n\nWill be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kY6EE2_ajFuA_BNeYGRXeA", "date": "2008-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s0MiNV5WLbXm_2Hq5OPxkQ", "text": "Don't get their brownies...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dh94CzbNd-H4XqNS-eY9JA", "date": "2012-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SCcGMLmfmH5l2gp30mvseg", "text": "I really give this place about a 3.5 I really like their corn bread and their brownies are pretty good. I thought it was stupid that they charge extra for garlic on chili cheese fries when garlic fries are the same price as the regular ones. Portion are also a little small, for college food, ya know?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3iVzhnbre92r0JklG8PuyQ", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "scWLPTRuimb2NR1O31FA7A", "text": "I don't really get why people rate this place so high. I tried to like it, I did. As a vegan, I was happy to see the veggie options. But everything is so DRY...I had to be generous with the ketchup on everything just to be able to swallow. The fries are cardboard-y. The salads, also, aren't as large nor as well-made as the ones at Intermezzo down the street. Blah. Not awful awful, but I won't be back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SeXYloW1WGoTQntfOcvwRg", "text": "I enjoyed the garlic fries, smoothies, chili, their avocado burger, eggplant sandwich, and vegetable soup. It's all very satisfying :) \n\nthe brownies and cornbread...it's cakey and soft and moist... they make me so happy!\n\n-1 star because i got really sick off the corn chowder once.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bNt_Lkk2KpMTZaZoKKptMw", "date": "2008-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SfmWf2v-2LfcF-VmKNOrbg", "text": "smart alec's.. you've never failed me!\n\nthis was one of my favorite telegraph spots to catch a healthy lunch in the good ol college days. the prices are pretty reasonable and i always leave feeling full!\n\nit's all about the cornbread folks, that MONSTER chunk of cornbread they give you with a salad (or soup, or just ordered by itself) - it's DELISH. dense, just the right sweetness, SO GOOD.\n\ni usually come here for their salads - they're pretty reasonable priced -about $3.50-$4 for a small - and it's not even that small!  the garlic fries here are really good too - plus the fries are air baked! so heathy... not gonna lie though, the garlic fries at IBs across the street are KILLER - it's just got that fried goodness to it. (kat c. and i actually got salads from smart alec's and fries from IBs last night puahahahah) but anyways, smart alec's fries are still yummy =)\n\ndon't forget about the frequent buyer card if you're a regular and also for you students - if you get an A on any paper, assignment, whatever and bring it in - they'll give you free fries!!! cheers for you smarties!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D2b4DENpkezsw90fC2vWdw", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "shfh0wBE-6AUHvoRZ0FFGQ", "text": "Hmm...it's clear from reading the reviews that people have very different opinions about Smart Alec's! I guess I'm one of the people who really loves it! I love a good cheeseburger and fries (um, just went to In-n-Out), and I love it here. (Also because I feel somewhat healthier w/the air-baked fries.) The couple of salads I tried were good (I usually end up with a cheeseburger; the veggie burger was good too). My friend LOVES the cornbread.\n\nYeah, no credit cards accepted. (Luckily there's an ATM across the street.) Long lines to order, but super-quick turn around once your order is in.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Xfy7rZHutMSiYYm7qqbWpA", "date": "2007-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ste8fak9kwDQQ0hc3cLD4g", "text": "First time I went there I had the burger combo, which was great. \n\nI tried the chili & cheese fries yesterday. I guess it was not what I was expecting. I had a takeout of chili & cheese fries. The fries are put into a microwavable container; chili put on top; a large handful of shredded cheese on top of that and that's all microwaved together. I have had chili cheese fries elsewhere that are better because the chili has fewer beans and a bit more meat and the cheese is a nacho cheese that is ladled onto the top of both.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ujgG2pRUBlDTx8AmrJCwTg", "date": "2009-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t3izNQOa15AfUsg0miNDtg", "text": "the tofu sandwich is kind of meh.  the only thing i REALLY REALLY adore is the hummus sandwich... so amazing :D\ntheir garlic fries are okay good but soooo garlicky you def need to brush your teeth afterwards", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UzV6cbzEWFADEs8HTgas3g", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t5bHp_dI4spWRL82O-X8GQ", "text": "Bluh, the service was fine, but the food sucked IMO.  Keep in mind I've only tried the vegetarian foods, but those were pretty sub-par to other places at Berkeley (think of Raleigh's just a block away on the other side of the street).  The best thing I've had there was the tofu salad, and even that got kind of old within a few minutes.  The cornbread was just OK - it tasted like any other corn bread.  Another minus, the last time I checked they didn't take credit cards.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LOvghY7mW93upzi1RDIjXQ", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t5XFC53mX15nf4kkHi-qfw", "text": "Well, sure it's very affordable, and you know why if you eat there. \n\nI've been there so many times now, it's so close to campus and choice is not really great around - still, I do believe you can find way better food at similar prices.\n\nTheir burgers are really not tasty and always too dry. They claim it's a healthy place - well, if healthy means no flavor, you definitely win the price! Baked fries are possibly the only good thing there. \n\nToday we went there for lunch, and I am sorry to say I won't go for a while, I've definitely reached the lowest point there. My friend and I we both got their half soup/half sandwich combo. The lentil soup we got was really awful, none of us was able to clear our portions up. Also, the cornbread which comes with it is not bad, but it's so much you always have to throw some away!\n\nThe sandwiches are not terrible, I had tuna today. I definitely don't want to investigate what they put in their tuna mix, but at least it tastes decent. Still, the huge salad place down Telegraph is way better even for sandwiches.\n\nFinally, nothing personal against the guys at the cashier, I realize they have to speed up and the job is quite stressful, but avoiding attacking customers and clearly trying to harry up as much as possible with orders would really help!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VZBJLY01J38vE7g5-d_0tw", "date": "2011-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TBKx31LxjEXwb5f85c1gpA", "text": "I love the chicken sandwich and corn chowder soup combination. AMAZING! Their cornbread is heaven on earth. The food in mostly affordable and the environment in manageable. THe only annoying thing is that they only take cash. Cheap way to save a buck.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JpT506kXE2ugTAOIZv6nLA", "date": "2009-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tcJCOuSprg8UISYNR_ueuw", "text": "Smart Alec's best advantage is its proximity to a prime location of the campus. Beyond that, it's nothing more than an average  burger joint that you'd never want to frequent if you didn't live right next door to it.\n\nThe garlic fries are great; when somebody else gets it you always want to ask for a fry or two. The burgers are decent but still it's not going to impress anyone.\n\nThe cornbread is probably my favorite part about it. It's worth a try if you're ever in the area, but beware of the long lines of students looking for a quick bite in between classes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TJJtvBJCRbx49tgv_aNfMQ", "text": "Vegan and vegetarian friendly.  They started serving meat a few years ago as well.  The veggie burger and fries combo is cheap and excellent if thats what you are looking for and are too lazy to make it at home.  The fries are no good take out but are great fresh.  The burgers are way above average, better than any I've found to buy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NPI0M0OuOgPfq8H4pNw8uA", "date": "2005-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TKG5e5QwilFJl7Yj8I1kuQ", "text": "Shockingly healthy and tasty for the street. If you like their tofu sandwich, ask them for just tofu...they'll give you a soup cup of heaven.  Their corn chowder is perfect for a lazy, hungover Sunday afternoon. Great place for vegitarians on the go.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LeU0wQI2pRkZ-XL3AR4hww", "date": "2006-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TLNdn1u1bDhV-LVOKSmUSQ", "text": "I only give this place 5 stars because it was the place I ate at seemingly a few times every week when I was at school.  I think the food here is very good, healthier, and very filling for lunch.  I ordered pretty much the same thing everytime I come here becuase I'm an extremely boring eater and can eat the same thing over and over again if I like it.  \n\nI basically always ordered a half soup/half sandwich/ or half salad combo.  Their tossed salad with a vinagrette dressing is very good.  It has this sweet tangy taste to it.  I normally just go with plain ranch on house salad's but the vinagrette they have here is good.  For soups, the potato leek is the best I think with the corn chowder a close second.  They're very hearty and good for cold days.  Their sandwiches are served on wheat bread, which I normally don't like but tastes good here.  The sandwiches I like are the turkey with cranberry mayo sandwich, pesto chicken, tuna, and hummus.  That's practically all their sandwiches.  They also offer garlic fries which are good, but fail in comparison to the ones at Pac Bell!  If you're a vegetarian or feel like eating beef, they have burgers and non meat burgers also.  Their salads and sandwiches also come with a big ol' piece of corn bread and I love corn bread.  Go try it, it's better than Intermezzo.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tYOUMqP7dsMNYbZ9GGZEBQ", "date": "2008-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tNXa8PNkO7ySLaiC4monXQ", "text": "This place actually impressed me - I wasn't expecting much from how busy it was and basically pretty much self service....But it was good! Staff are super friendly and have a good attitude - very rare to find.  The menu isn't overly complicated, if you want to stop by for lunch sometime you'll definitely find something good on the menu.  \n\nThe line to order moved very fast, and the wait for food was hardly anything, and we were there when it was PACKED - 12:00 on a Saturday.  The windows were thrown open so that atmosphere was abuzz.\n\nWe ordered the Chicken Basil sandwich - it was ok.  The Caeser Salad was good - and a HUGE portion, we ordered a half size for 3 of us to share and we barely dented it.  The Lentil soup was good, and I loved the hummus sandwich.\n\nBus your own table at the end and keep it clean, $17 for lunch for 2.5 people.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SE12F7KiHtaTLxNBBsIPvg", "date": "2010-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tonv_2MGs7RDsgDQtdRVIQ", "text": "3.5 stars. \nOverall - a pretty cheap canteen-style eatery on Telegraph.  \nPros: cornbread. large salad with edamame and wheat berries. air-baked french fries for a potato fix, veggie burger, better dressing than Intermezzo. did i mention cornbread? \nCons: keep away from the cardboard-imitating chicken, scary bathroom. marinated tofu can be a little tough sometimes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2e2tFS_YWH6OxNaHsv5fdA", "date": "2007-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tQ1dBfQj-sSK5CgK-ffQSw", "text": "Yum!!! The fries are SO good! I always get the chicken avocado burger, and it never disappoints. The service is very friendly and the atmosphere is great!\nLast night I was craving soup like nothing else. I got the potato leek soup, and it was heaven!!! I was very happy with my choice. It came with a HUGE piece of cornbread! It was only 3 bucks and some change plus tax. ah! so so so good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dcDUd6mlXQYCcoQX7wUSDg", "date": "2008-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tQvveHAqRsv4ebLCMU_jKA", "text": "I LOVE Smart Alec's!  I love the free fries with an A paper, and I love the cornbread.  I also like the garden delight salad with sesame vinagrette dressing on the side, and the eggplant sandwich is delicious.  \n\nAhhh ... I miss Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jc7HBcSxsSGVlGpQJ5KPcA", "date": "2009-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TTkHa6AtVBxRemBvH7-tPw", "text": "Within a radius of a few blocks, there's much better options. I'll give it one thing, the food is SUPER FAST. My friends rave about the cornbread and brownies. I want to love them, too. So badly. But they're average, like everything else here. And half of it doesn't seem that healthy, either...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "p4ekeA9WnUB9Xnjhagxb-Q", "date": "2009-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TvuaZwl2qjx6KRIdwF-MsQ", "text": "Affordable and tasty salads! Whenever I eat here, I always experience death by salad (in a good way of course!). The only thing is that the ingredients in the salad are pretty standard. All leafy greens, no tomatoes, avocado, beans, or anything special. For their tofu salad, they give you loads of tofu, but the tofu is not too special and a bit on the bland side.\n\nAs for bread, I absolutely love their wheat bread! They give you a nice thick, chewy slice filled with a subtle honey sweetness. \n\nTheir fries are pretty good AND they are air baked so it's \"healthier\" yay! Guilt-free fries~", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9pAJWhY0xtOuJWlkra9gIw", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-u7vuXGZDkpdKiRcNYxHCA", "text": "Anytime I'm craving a hot cup of soup, I go to smart alec's \"intelligent\" food. I love their potato leek soup the best, but I like the others too. Aside from the chicken burger (which is sometimes overcooked), the burgers are crap. I'd rather eat a burger from Mac D's than here. Both the beef and veggie patty are pretty yucky. The marinated tofu is a joke, unless you're into that hard, overcooked piece of rubber. I like the fries here. I dip them in the \"special\" sauce that you gotta pump by the concession area. It's not healthy, but it's damn good with the fries. The dining area looks dirty. Like McDonald's bathroom dirty. Not so intelligent...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u9PAIIrsWYn2mmoR7jNfJg", "text": "sesame tofu salad...but then again I LOOOOVVEEE sez me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ct456aEICzDfn03MHZCzsw", "date": "2006-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uapyJNbJC7VIgKlscnZ2Cg", "text": "I've eaten here too much, which is annoying because there really isn't that much on the menu. What is there is good, however. Everything is ridiculously fresh and makes you feel healthier even after ingesting the calories. The fries aren't so good, but the cornbread is amazing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UgQRgmEr4EVQOaJ_jMZeYg", "text": "Vegan options: Tofu avacado samdwich, hummus sandwich, eggplant melt (w/o cheese), fries, soups, all dressings except ranch, brownies and Big A Burger.\n\nPsudo-vegan items to watch out for: Wheat bread, cornbread & crutouns.\n\nGood food in a pinch, but also a close walk to Maoz Vegetarian, which has more vegan options.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fXrBrqT7DfsYaYzvi6tudg", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ukl6WFQuMs-F1U_blk1mVw", "text": "Vibe was not great in here: very health-aware and a tad of \"above-ness.\"\nDid not think the burgers really stood up to any good standards- a little dry, not much flavor, disproportionate amounts of ingredients (more lettuce- what a surprise). Bottom line: Decent enough, but I definitely won't be back", "stars": 3, "user_id": "33kf1WtP9CaUjr9BwSLWiQ", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U_MpQN6goYXEEH06-sLTNg", "text": "Taste the same as any other burger joint in Berkeley lol. I cannot tell the different between regular beef and grass fed beef. It taste exactly the same if you'd ask me.\nHowever, the fries are fking amazing. You get an amazing portion and you get a choice between regular and garlic. Other then that, I do not want to offend anyone about beef comparison. It is just that my first time experience with grass fed beef was at this restaurant. I can detect that it is a good quality meat but it just does not taste special at all. I have had aged rib eye and that taste so fcking amazing compare to non aged rib eye you buy and cook immediately. You can taste a whole hell of a difference compare to regular.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fn0YTSp3yMhUAFijZbiqhw", "date": "2011-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uq6Hv_bbIpdO0HaBl7hSCw", "text": "Still love this place.  Alec you are really Smart!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JLOlSZ-HWXbTIiJxFEHb1Q", "date": "2010-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uY8Pu7JhzdyAtIGaLT9QTQ", "text": "I have this never ending conflict with garlic fries.  They always sound so good, but end up usually being far too overwhelming.  Why is this?  Garlic bread almost always has the requisite amount of garlic to be delicious, but not fire bomb in your mouth.  Anyway, I wasn't a fan of Alec's garlic fries.  I got an avocado burger to accompany my fries.  Eh.  It was more guacamole than avocado.  Kind of a different flavor profile.  I could barely taste the cheese.  It was sort of a very bland situation.  Which was so stark in comparison with the fries, which were beating me senseless.  Yes, Alec, your food may be intelligent, but when it comes to taste, you are sitting in the middle of the bell curve.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uZiEmxIaAEQWQmne6YjS_g", "text": "good place, go there a lot for the garlic fries and chicken burger (which is the same as the chicken sandwich, but with a bun instead of bread, yet it costs like $1.30 less). salads are good as are the sandwiches. half salad/sandwich deal is one of the better deals on telegraph. cornbread and brownies are solid.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zWa3If7VpGBGWpEgl0aqGA", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V_EKq4Sn4eSK4jxTC6MctQ", "text": "So I have been here a few times now. I like the food. It sort of makes me feel like I am eating healthier even though I know I am probably just evening out. I go for the veggie burger and leave it plain with the fries (unfried). The patty is actually really good. Not rubbery like ones in stores. The location and inside are also pretty cool. There is a lot of seating but it is usually filled. Since the tables are small you end up with the road blocked situation with a group of 4 people, and two tables open just at different ends of the room. \n\nAll and all good stuff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HAv257_IVJnQT0ZIL8Nn-Q", "date": "2008-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VjfTezaNGYK66QXFnWJ-Yw", "text": "Good customer service.  Always redo my order when I forget to ask for the sandwhich without the \"special sauce.\" I always forget.  Good prices.  They can feed vegetarians.  Didn't give me S$*t for drinking a jamba juice in the place.  (impulse rate)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1Zg07UoTLTHbOfvdH__UDQ", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vl6twLzjsNq9i1--WMv07A", "text": "i dont know how healthy this place can be considering the size of the dishes but it's worth the price. :]\n\ngarlic fries - has good and bad days, but always a good deal cus you get a ton for like $2\n\na burger - i love me some veggie burgers. and ive had my share. this is sooo morningstar griller's quality. either a knockoff of that, or plain jst morningstar. BUT DELICIOUS. \n\nthat's all i ever get here. i always come at the wrong times cus the lines always reach the door when im here..\n\nin the summer.. i think their onions go bad or something cus twice ive had heartburn from the super strong tasting onions enough to think i was dying..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5HoV4QrQhMmkHmmqCohfCg", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vPNC6Vpe-qb_0MSNfHxy2Q", "text": "Smart Alec's is kinda cheap and it will fill you up.  It is pretty fast.  Their veggie burger leaves something to be desired and their fries aren't that great.  I've only been here once, not sure if I will come back because there are many other delicious options in Berkeley.  If you are in a hurry and want a burger and fries though, it's an ok choice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fPROLvVR20DTvqpy7IdTIQ", "date": "2006-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VxB_Fs-yW6SMx1dkIBL9GA", "text": "I prefer Smart Alec's over Intermezzo because of one simple item: the generous helping of CORN BREAD.  Their cornbread is moist, sweet, and oh so delicious!  I always get the half eggplant sandwich (w/ petso, swiss, onion, lettuce, and tomato), a half green w/ honey mustard, and of course the corn bread", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cHzhv2AY3Zirj_9pddNDiw", "date": "2006-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W36oGGvT7g0Rd6M74NF-Bw", "text": "We just stopped in for a quick snack but i'd have to say the air baked fries we had were the best that i've eaten in a long time. And it tasted super fatty but turns out they're really healthy! Looks like a lot of people got salads and burgers and those are probably really tasty and healthy too. I think i'll come back for more fries next time, they were really cheap too and much better than fast food places!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nY9eEoPx62SxTwj1JbPrSg", "date": "2008-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W3ObbPTSy-T4DF-GoFkkSg", "text": "Ah, how I love Smart Alecs. Cheap, close by, and very generous portions.\n\nMy favorite thing to get there is the 1/2 sandwich, 1/2 soup combo. For just around $7, its seriously the best deal near campus for the taste:price ratio. I always get the eggplant melt (no onions) because its just so freakin good. The \"special sauce\" is really just caesar dressing and mixes very well with the melting cheese and pesto spread that goes along with it. Every soup I've ever had there has been phenomenal... probably like the vegetable or potato leek the best. OH, and it comes with a piece of cornbread that could be a meal all itself? Seriously, this place rules.\n\nPlus, the garlic fries are a STEAL for $1.55 for a medium (which is bigger than a large at any other fast food place).\n\nMinus one star for being cash only, otherwise, perfect.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CqhbtM3Wr9ptfYGBAzTNtA", "date": "2009-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WClEX56GkJjG27rycoJz4w", "text": "garlic fries are eh. its really just hype imo.\n\ngood price for the combo of burger, fries and drink.\n\nthe sandwiches are better than the burgers but they're around 7 bucks and it doesnt come with fries or drink! salad & soup are around 7 bucks too :/", "stars": 2, "user_id": "azCk2YXSFr-lKgBtA3CWIA", "date": "2009-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wGm-mrpojn1ecUa2IVnr_Q", "text": "Ew! Worst overpriced sandwich ever! Stay away. Don't let the sassy name fool you. This place was not good eats. Well I had the Avocado Turkey sandwich on whole wheat bread. First the bread, I'm all for organic, but not at the expense of taste. Yuck! And the rest, was \"Meh!\" at best. Go eat elsewhere", "stars": 1, "user_id": "A2VM848V9yzXW6itaztH4A", "date": "2009-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wOUCwE4JI58RnlhLrPlo8w", "text": "I love the Garlic Fries !!!! \n\nI want to come back and try other menu items but for now this review is simply on the fries", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QZkfVsKfhb4wrkn9Amzyag", "date": "2011-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "woxZF0ySKcIFdvDiTVfY6g", "text": "The burgers here are ok.  Not a bad alternative for non-meat but I've had better.\n\nAir baked fries were strangely good though.  Those I could get again.\n\nGood location with fresh air eating.  Not bad on a good day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h5qf9owtv9q8HjaNcrz3OQ", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wq3glFm6CxXTjxqrJD4jsA", "text": "Came here for lunch one day. It's very busy, but we got there before the rush. Fries were bland, and the burger was dry. The service was also slow. Good thing is, they give you ample amounts of food and a very good price. Clean restaurant too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wVheyoCJ-gJsP8u8MN2aCg", "text": "The food doesn't stand up to the hype.  I found the food okay, and not very exciting.  I'd go here only if I'm really desperate for fast food.  I'd rather get a smoothie at Jamba Juice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lOExMRLNEVGKz0f-zb4kCQ", "date": "2006-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wYkCmGblNa5GFFGAE9G7Pg", "text": "Another place I like to eat when I go to Berkeley! Air baked fries= zero grease, it sold me and the soup was really good and usually I'm not a soup kind of girl. I def. reccomend if you're craving good american food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BpT3uQ92VZJN3m_smbjWMQ", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X0OcG_BnPUXksCgu1snF_A", "text": "I wanna give this place more stars then i am because the food is soo delicious but the service is craapppy! I love A guilt free lunch! The food is fresh and tasty! Get the cornbread! Now back to the crappy service... It's all kids which doesn't surprise me considering it's down the street of UC Berkeley but they treat their workplace like their own personal hangout spot. But once you get past all that you get to enjoy a tasty healthy meal!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hjAwKVetiIszuGMcY1v1aQ", "date": "2010-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xdBObwvvoRJhJVRUaq79fA", "text": "Where can you get a GIANT bowl of creamy delicious lick your bowl clean NON DAIRY soup AND a huge hunk of finger licking good corn bread for UNDER $5?\nWhy, Smart Alec's of course!\n\nI know I oughta branch out and order other items on the menu but I just can't seem to get beyond the potato leek soup or the corn chowder.  Well, OK,  to be honest, I have \"tried\" a few other things: the veggie burgers are good, their salads are also good (homemade, vegan dressings!) and they make a good sandwich, too.  \nBut the soup ... OMG!\n\nGood, inexpensive, healthy food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4ylFihs1Ju7iK307HZXD7A", "date": "2010-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XlCi94UOuMzjvz7dOpUhuA", "text": "This place offers burgers, soups, salads, sandwiches, and cornbread. Ah, cornbread. I've only been here once, but I definitely look forward to going there often this summer. I ordered the tossed green salad with vinaigrette. I love how the salad came with a big chunk of cornbread (I love cornbread). The salad was actually pretty good--good variety of veggies. The prices are very good too-- less than $4 for a green salad and a less than $5.50 for a half salad half soup or sandwich combo. Can't get a better deal than this...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XllaT3zjp6Iymn_plIs3cA", "text": "I never really understood why all of my friends love this place.  I just don't get it.  It's cash only....the cashiers make mistakes and aren't very nice about fixing them.....the tables are always messy.....and the food isn't very good!  I've had the veggie burger a few times but it has a strange taste that I never got used to.  The fries are ok, nothing special in my opinion.  The only thing good about them is that you can get them for free if you get an A on something.  I suppose for starving students that's a great incentive to like this place, but for me, ehhhhhh.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "f0UBxoEUlA0CcNz5yW8d3A", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xs4LtwphCYNuodFxZVotxQ", "text": "85% of the time, Smart Alec's delivers great food.  That's a B, but I'll give them extra credit and a B+.  I come here a lot.\n\nThe vegetarian burger option is average with a tasteless patty, but there's Bongo Burger to make up for that.  It's the eggplant and avocado sandwiches I get from Smart Alec's.  Minus the onions.  Incredibly yummy and filling.  \n\nThe salads are also incredible.  Sometimes I'm torn between Smart Alec's and Caf\u00e9 Durant for salad, but Smart Alec's usually wins.  There are so many dressing options, too.\n\nThe fries are amazing while they're warm, and terrible when they cool.  Funny how that works.  And sometimes the lemonade tastes strange, so I never order it anymore.\n\nSoup and cornbread makes for a nice meal, too.  The soups aren't filling, but the cake-like cornbread is!\n\nThis is a very high traffic, noisy place.  Usually the staff has it together, but sometimes their order mess-ups are hilarious.  I asked for no onions, where's the other half of my sandwich, what's with this weird paper and why is this wet?  \n\nIt's fun to sit down here and eat with a friend on occasion, but I usually get food to go and eat someplace cleaner and calmer.  The afternoon sun in the windows can be blinding, and the space gives me high school cafeteria flashbacks.  But I love Smart Alec's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2010-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xuoOWaZaZmptVZvwOU2VPQ", "text": "This place was alright. We were starving after driving all day from Socal and since my friend lived only a few blocks from there we decided to eat there since there were a few vegetarians in our group. I got a Chicken Cesar Salad which was huge but the price was also a match. I think they had an option to get a half portion but since I was starving I just went for the full size. I was completely disappointed with the chicken which was completely rubbery. The dressing tasted like it was made from 80% yellow mustard and they pour way too much. To top it off the lettuce was warm and wilted. The only thing that salvaged my meal was that a friend split their cornbread with me, which was great. \n\nThe location itself was chaotic. The line was super long and people were standing around aimlessly waiting for their food because they could not find a seat. When we found a table we had to clean it ourselves because it was completely filthy and there didn't seem to be anyone going around to do it. The drinks area was a mess. At one point they didn't even have plastic utensils so 2 of the people in our group had to wait like 5 minutes will they brought more out. \n\nI dont think I'll coming back. I think the only reason I would be back is if I went to school there and I was too tired or lazy one day to go somewhere else since it so conveniently located next to campus.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "IXjsdHsoQVjYR4mKbe1Qlg", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xY687B7Huxngf7X_keOChw", "text": "BEST CORNBREAD EVER!! It breaks my heart a little everytime I see people with the wheat bread instead of cornbread. They don't know what they're missing out on!\n\nThe fries are yummy and healthy. The burgers are normal, nothing special. The potato leek soup is thick and delicious, but the corn chowder is awkwardly sour. It tastes kind of like potato salad, but in a thick liquid form with corn. I've also tried the eggplant plant sandwich which is okay, but really mushy. I've heard amazing things about the turkey cranberry sandwich, so I'm going to try that next!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HJg7IWBA4Cz_m-VtEBURMA", "date": "2009-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y2qAQ-s2P9Eux6qcsnKAsg", "text": "Sure it's healthy, but it doesn't really taste good.\n\nOne time, when I wasn't looking for some of my usual UC area fare like Top Dog, Naan n' Curry, Blondies or even IB's  I decided to give this place a try.  Healthy is a good thing, at the time I was eating a little too much junk food.  I looked at the menu, prices were a bit steep so I ordered the burger combo, which is the cheapest thing there.  When asked if I wanted to upgrade to garlic fries I said sure, a free upgrade to garlic fries is always welcome.\n\nExcept for this time.\n\nThe garlic wasn't even really cooked, it seemed like somebody scooped some minced garlic from the big Christopher Ranch tub you can get a Costco on the fries.  No other seasonings or anything else.  The garlic didn't even stick on the fries.  The burger was also dry, somehow these guys made Niman Ranch beef taste like the plain non-organic stuff you can get at Food 4 Less.  That's oddly amazing.\n\nOne extra star for being \"healthy\" but in this day an age, healthy doesn't need to equate to \"tastes like crap.\"", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4LMErvQTSEx6pXVAXAJaQw", "date": "2008-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y7y_KJFOaxe1lqt1bUGYSw", "text": "Not a breakfast place apparently. We came in at 1030, group of four, ordered, and were told that a couple breakfast items we wanted to order weren't available. One of them after we paid, so they had to give us a refund. They didn't charge us correctly, but we let that slide because it was in our favor. Then the food comes out and two of the sandwiches were not what we ordered, one of them didn't even look like anything on the menu. Too bad, because the sandwiches probably deserved three stars.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Q8VqaT_CqCN9nW67G701dA", "date": "2012-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yBHjiaknYCLidqSvMFzcqw", "text": "Go to Smart Alec's for \"smart\" fast food! Everything from soup, salad, sandwiches, even burgers and fries! They have whole wheat buns too. It's sorta hard to believe that their fries are as low in fat as advertised but I'll take their word for it. Though I have a feeling it's a mere mix of ketchup and mayo, I dig their 'special sauce.' When I'm craving a burger + fries for lunch I go here and don't feel bad after.\n\nLots of room to sit though it gets crowded midday. They have to do something about their trash station, the itty-bitty circle they have to dump your stuff in gets bothersome after couple of visits. Random but I had to mention it, me and my co-worker share laughs about this when we're there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DrDcxgabnswIJOA6xoE99Q", "date": "2008-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YBo3sJXLyaq3zJjmZEeeuw", "text": "I ordered an eggplant melt, which was just OK.    It needed flavor - the \n\"special sauce\" didn't cut it and there wasn't enough.     They claim to have been voted Best French Fries somewhere (maybe The Bay Guardian), but they were virtually inedible.     I won't be going back anytime soon.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bYlQZLhKXYl8u30-9s6wIg", "date": "2007-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YCbjUAbBvcea7YsE7i15dg", "text": "I actually frequented Smart Alec's when I was a student at Cal many many years ago and was pleasantly surprised to find that it is still around.  Had a Garden Salad and a large garlic fries.  \n\nBottomline:  A great healthy option for the UC campus area and very affordable.  The garlic fries continue to be yummy.   Would definitely recommend if you want to have healthier meals while you are there.  \n\nWhat we liked:\n\n(1) The large salad loaded with good ingredients - in addition to greens, there was alfafa sprouts, edamame, chickpeas, wheat berries, boiled egg - plus, you can get the dressing on the side, which is great so they won't accidentally drown your vegetables. \n\n(2) Generous portion of garlic fries - not as good as regularly fried ones, not as crispy, but for a healthier alternative, it was very good.  I am surprised not more places have air-baked ones.\n\n(3) Affordable - all the above for less than $8! (something like this would cost $10+ in San Francisco/Palo Alto\n\nThere are definitely better salad places in the Bay Area (Pluto's being my favourite!) but overall Smart Alec's will always have a place in my heart because it reminds me of the good ol' college days :-)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "La83s7w6oiVbpIVn7x3mEg", "date": "2010-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YD8A2mhb8mfGlJVGcTYo9A", "text": "I am halfway through their stampcard!! Free fries, here I come! =D\nI love their fries and their sesame chicken salad. Their sandwiches are also very delicious... and so is their cornbread.. their brownies look fabulous on display at the counter too... ok, everything is good here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a2wL432MCURrkqWbgoDVrg", "date": "2009-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YdCZSdHnvEJJIAxOOTz1nA", "text": "Love the food, especially the tofu sandwich, but service was an issue. Cashier arrogantly and rudely refused our $20 bills from the 1980s because he couldn't find a watermark (there wasn't one back then) and his special pen mark didn't fade. He didn't even check the date when we told him it was quite old. I understand the need to be cautious, but no need to be rude.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vpPC9AFqPSEPeMBnymX47A", "date": "2012-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YDpSBSRUeNoOyv3_YO0Kww", "text": "I love Smart Alec's for their burgers. Every time I go, I get a Big A Burger Combo that comes with a choice of regular fries or garlic fries and a drink. All that for about $6. \n\nThe Big A Burger is cooked nicely and topped with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickles and mustard. The garlic fries, I think, have a bit too much garlic on them, but since they are the same price as regular fries, I get them. \n\nI have to deduct a star because of the inconvenience of being cash only. It is a very central spot, near campus and also near Bank of America in case you did forget your cash. \n\nAlso, if you get an A on a paper, you can get free fries! That's always great.\n\nOverall, I love the restaurant and enjoy eating there...once in a while.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RUXeyp_Af2C5t9JFyJlBQ", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yknNO14JtS41Gx-PZQnV4Q", "text": "I'm a big fan of the sesame salad with the cornbread. The regular size is enormous, so I usually get the half.   It's quick and delicious.  CASH only! I always forget that and have to walk over to the bank after waiting in line. And, the girl that works the front counter has really pretty eyes!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PFv_v-hEebIktD7WLrltLw", "date": "2009-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YVIO1T9ASKGaV6lr11YHLA", "text": "This was a weekly stop for me when I was up north.  I used to get the chicken sandwich with avocado, etc.  Mmmmm.  I was actually addicted to this combo with the fries and would oftentimes take it to go, sneak it into my room, and eat it in perfect contentment.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lufa4bHQd3XLYQE1zXis0g", "date": "2006-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yxuW7OWMDgC963Rl1Fvs2g", "text": "Smart Alec's was okay. The few times I went I got the B Burger which is basically a burger with avocado on it. It was pretty good and I liked it just fine. The fries are really good and crispy too :)\n\nThe servers weren't very friendly and it's always been super crowded when I went so it was hard to find a seat. It was a bit inconvenient how they only take cash but I think a lot of places in Berkeley are like that. \n\nOverall, it's a good place to eat but the food wasn't life-changing or anything.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SAm4XpHGqodTvIqYZk_YLg", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y-z_MaebCQvrFedC5raj7w", "text": "Smart Alec's has recently downgraded all their plasticware, and not in the eco-friendly sense. Their previous high-quality utensils are now of the cheap, shiny plastic ilk -- but that I can ignore. However, they now package their soups and salads in much smaller, less sturdy containers. Note: that means smaller serving sizes! I mean, they're still pretty decent portions, but it's just not the same when a dollar buys you less. Times are tough, I guess. Fortunately, the quality of the soups and salads has stayed the same (yum!), so I'll still be around for a healthy food fix.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uVV7yCFyDT16gzMVjgBU5Q", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yzqP9jBuJL-Uh8tWo9TjiA", "text": "This may be the one of the best veggie burgers I've had.  Everything else is overall great for the cheap prices.  Big salad portions with amazing cornbread (and I'm from Texas).  I just wish the burgers were bigger.\n\nThe best part?  The frequent buyer cards!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yQmqcY2Kmwb7eG1XvatHWw", "date": "2008-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z2PfbMoKrz4KQi3nwillKw", "text": "Every time that I've eaten at Smart Alec's (which is too many to count,) I have never been disappointed. The portions are generous, the ingredients are fresh, and the food is quite simply--yummy!--especially for the affordable prices.\n\nSome of my favorites (which is practically most of the menu):\n-The Big B burger--great portion, great flavor, fresh, and nothing like those other fast food joints (ahem, McDonald's)\n-Basil Chicken Burger--chicken is never too dry, the basil mayo sauce is amazing\n-Eggplant Melt--grilled eggplant, basil pesto, cheese.. you know how sometimes the taste of eggplant can be overpowering? not at all, in this case. just right!\n-Roasted Turkey Breast--delicious cranberry sauce!\n-Corn chowder\n-Potato leek\n-Tofu salad--love the sesame dressing\n-Air baked fries--the best fries I've ever had!\n-Cornbread\n\nNow only if they took credit/debit cards! They make up for it w/ the \"A\" deal (bring in an exam or paper that you received an A on and you get free fries!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cNgs9Dk2GNB5hYrcMzfZXA", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z4C94I5SiOParv2N0mhW9g", "text": "This place is wonderful. I'm absolutely certain I have discovered the best combo on the menu, which is the half-soup half-salad combo with their corn chowder and sesame chicken salad. The corn chowder is everything a chowder buff could ask for, filled with wonderful chunks of potato and celery; I did a double-take when I realized it was not made with any dairy! The sesame chicken salad is also delightful. Sure, the salad mix may not contain heirloom lettuces, but the freshness of the cucumbers, combined with the tangy dressing, tasty chicken, and crispy noodles provides a wonderful combination of textures. Also make sure to go for the cornbread. It is a bit heavy (I never end up finishing it all), but provides a sweet foil to the rest of the meal. The amount of food you get for the price is also incredible, and I've been back more times than I can count while I've lived here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "euAdie8aIx_tIp9Ok60vAA", "date": "2011-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z9vhw_3OF0qjzx-3vt4mUg", "text": "I remember having a very bland burger the first and only time I ordered one here.\n\nToo bad that was the only thing I had to judge this place off of.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zc5JzaATVAUA-QceJpJTtA", "text": "I just have to say first off: best cornbread ever. Now on with the review: I realized recently that I love Smart Alec's. I've had their veggie burger, hamburger, soup, salad, and more. Today I couldn't decide on just one item from their tasty-sounding menu so I got the half-sandwich half-salad combo for ~$7. Their hummus sandwich is delicious: I'm not sure if they add something to the hummus, because it tastes lighter and creamier than the store-bought kind. The wheat bread for the sandwich is hearty and tastes high quality. Also, the \"half\" salad is really only slightly smaller than the full: the tossed green salad includes small savory croutons and a variety of leafy greens, but more tomato would be nice, as they only include a slice. Although it is easy to overlook as a side when you're contemplating the menu, the very, very best thing about Smart Alec's is the aforementioned cornbread. It's supremely moist and sweet--okay, maybe more cake-like than bread--and thus absolutely scrumptious. Just looking at the giant trays of cornbread in their kitchen cut into generous ~3\"x3\" squares makes me salivate--even after I've failed at finishing my large meal. They market themselves as a healthy option, which I don't really believe since their food, including burgers, fries, and the works, seems like typical American fare but whatever--it's yummy.  \n\nThe line moves super fast, and they also serve up orders within minutes! I've never presented them with an \"A\" paper/test to get a discount, which I've heard can be done. I may try it, though, since I plan on coming back many, many more times in the future. \n\nPros: cornbread, specialty sandwiches, fast service\n\nCons: cash only", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ziFXgY2NdlJNfpvwKqUwug", "text": "Edible but not worth returning. I've been there twice (yes I made that mistake). The first time I got a burger which was dry and forgettable. The next time I got a turkey sandwich which was so dry and fell apart so quickly that I decided to post this review. Not a good choice considering caffe intermezzo is a block away.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CnNNqr7NzHDQ-G9jz4k7Mw", "date": "2009-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZkIDOAeXwMPYvllWxnTlGg", "text": "This is my favorite place to eat on Telegraph.  I often complain that there's not very much good food on Telegraph Ave (I work on UC's campus), but this is the exception.  The veggie burgers are delicious and healthy.  It's also very reasonably priced.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rjBdmmqEq3XbVI1lvd13Eg", "date": "2007-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zrfC6inXVgfmqYSVfXWXoA", "text": "Simple food, low price, nothing fabulous, but its very consistent and chain-like.  I really enjoy their soups... particularly the leek and potato or the corn chowder, and it comes with a huge piece of sweet cornbread.  A really good value.  The 1/2 soup/1/2 salad combo feeds you for 2 meals... its quite nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8A9xhWbp8a1G2Rku_3sOlg", "date": "2006-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZS99DHGVheZmyZgdZFMtrQ", "text": "this place is worse that mcdonalds", "stars": 1, "user_id": "W882OBiCsDCfbNGoXwq_1g", "date": "2008-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8FBu85-iL26I41HbRFQypg", "text": "If I could like this place, I would be okay with that.   I seriously tried. \n\nI ordered nothing out of the norm for me, but here, at this place?  I was greeted by the bad hand of the diarrhea man.  Once I felt nauseated.  The other two times I ate there I got violently ill - food sickness style.  What is IN that food. Barf barf barf. \n\nSmart A's will always remind me of being stuck in a car with 2 best friends, and a bridge full of traffic as that old diarrhea came to see me. \n\nick.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Q5cbHM1nM-RqvS-r_Gg30Q", "date": "2008-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aYq_O7uGykmCJ1Opl-4D-A", "text": "Vito and I were quite surprised with how much we enjoyed Smart Alec's. We shared the veggie burger (with cheese, of course) and the chicken sandwich/tossed green salad combo. The food tasted really good and it made both of us feel good to have such straight forward fare. \n\nGreat value, excellent food and cute girl at the register, made the experience a win. A great alternative for fast food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pXxSfn3MDnptfWUGE0nI5A", "date": "2010-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bcl_2dHHSyI0JbRo_8jMsw", "text": "I don't care what anyone else says, their fries are amazing.\ni don't eat fried food so whenever I can take the 40min. BART ride to Berkeley Smart Alec's is the first place I go to.\nMy friend, who practically only eats fast food said their fries are awesome.\nSo all you haters can shut it.\nTheir veggie burger is good and for people whining about it being plain or simple, LOOK AT THE PRICE! It's cheap healthy fast food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Uy-u1LASAhXiLlPK2xzEoA", "date": "2008-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "byJfImS2o9G7bhMBB3Ahjw", "text": "I just stopped in here for a veggie burger yesterday while visiting my brother, a Cal employee. I went with the Big A burger, veggie burger and garlic fries. It was not the best veggie burger I've ever had, but it was decent. The garlic fries were solid. Much like the Berkeley population, they were baked, and are much healthier than the average fry.\n\nAll in all a pretty nice place. Check out a full review on my blog. \n\nhttp://fastfoodreviewed.com/half-baked---smart-alecs-healthy-food-fast/", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wzuEeksf88MbSNwBj5sYyA", "date": "2009-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bYx67p-1MtrroQwY8qfZUg", "text": "S'alright. What seems most attractive about Smart Alec's is the restaurant's philosophy: they make their own stuff, natural, not bought from big suppliers.  It's like an American Apparel for food.\n\nCarnivores: even the meat tastes slightly vegetarian.  If you're vegetarian or anything of the sort, you'll be happy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2008-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FSc7Eh787UPsfJa58sVTFQ", "text": "My wife liked the soup and salad but I got to tell you, the hamburger leaves a lot to be desired.  It tasted pretty neutral and had the consistancy of a boiled hockey puck (man, I haven't eaten one of those in YEARS!  Good times ...)  \r\n\r\nReally, the food is ok but you know what ruins it for me?  The environment.  The damn resturant is like eating in a warehouse space.  It's so noisy with so much ambient reverb all you want to do is stuff napkins in your ears but then you will have to listen to yourself chew which will ruin any meal no matter how good it tastes.  If you must eat here, and it is fairly inexpensive, then I suggest taking your food to go and eating it someplace quiet like your car or on a street corner or in the Touchless Car Wash a few blocks away.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GPX9a56tHqWWxZvJwXAdsA", "date": "2006-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "I36JQdEc0eUFOqmW1q9KBw", "text": "Only in Berkeley...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LU7ikPXZ5R8tv4oNQZQkKw", "date": "2009-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jmocMnhkUHbyNdLED00nNg", "text": "There's a lot of food to choose from in this part of Berkeley, so I was definitely a bit skeptical when my friends chose this place (\"I've heard they've got great veggie burgers!\") over the many nearby tried-and-true grease joints, like IB Hoagies. With little energy to argue, I relented and we headed to Smart Alec's.\n\nI hate to give out just one star but there was absolutely nothing about my experience here that was enjoyable. \n\nIt was crowded when we got there - not necessarily a bad sign except I think Smart Alec hired his brother Dumb Bob to organize the dining area. After I ordered, there was nowhere to wait for my to-go order (too many occupied tables inside), so my buddies and I just awkwardly lounged around, having to tell customers who had just walked in \"we're not in line\" multiple times. That awkward lounging lasted for 15 minutes. I was relieved to hear my number and get out of there. (Also, weirdly, their numbering system is not coordinated between the two registers, so they were calling out numbers in the twenties AND seventies at the same time.)\n\nWhen I ate my $8.30 meal (burger + garlic fries) five minutes later, my regret had crystallized into this one star review. The burger was the epitome of mediocre. I could tell this before I had even taken it out of the bag. Bland, lame, got any other meh words? My drunk friends can cook a better burger on an unevenly-heated grill while blindfolded, and let's not talk about how this compares to In n Out. The bun was whole wheat (which sounds ok i guess) but soggy and prone to falling apart too soon (before the last 3-ish bites). I'm glad I didn't spend another $0.60 on cheese because it would not have helped an already sad situation. I don't know why people like the fries here. I guess \"garlic\" means \"heat up some garlic and dump it in the bag after the fries.\" The garlic was too undercooked for my taste, and wasn't chopped up or evenly distributed amongst the fries. \n\nI'm no die-hard burger aficionado. But I'm also smarter than Smart Alec's. This place is pulling a fast one on all the naive, smiling fresh-freshmen: there is healthy food in Berkeley that tastes good and doesn't hurt your wallet, and you will not find it at Smart Alec's.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1IKKZ2I__53fPo73kAd0Ww", "date": "2012-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pNZ3bsJ6xjpFLhUqov3K8w", "text": "I am a pretty forgiving person, but I still hold a grudge against Smart Alec's from 6 years ago!\n\nHere is the story:\nReally hungry one afternoon, I went there with a friend, and didn't realize they only served vegetarian. To be sure, I even asked if they made regular burgers with real meat and the lady at the counter said they did. So I thought, cool maybe they serve a burger with quality meat on whole wheat buns with fresh toppings, and I ordered one of the \"intelligent\" things.  A little while later, I happily received my burger, ravenously bit in, to taste what only can be described as cardboard with lots of mustard. EEEW! So I immediately proceeded to the lady I ordered from and said I had the wrong order. She looked at it, and said I had the right thing, so I asked her where the meat was and what this grayish looking patty was. She said they didn't serve meat, and I reminder her she said they did when I ordered, then asked for a refund to which she absolutely refused. My \"burger\" was deposited in the nearest garbage can because I didn't want a bum to suffer from it. \n\nSo, Smart Alec's always makes me cringe.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RCe71MpMAr1bED0jjey9CQ", "text": "I know this is suppose to be a health concious spot but the food is so blah. Come here if you wanna pay to eat grass, cardboard chicken breast, or that kitchen sponge they call cornbread.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2007-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RsaZ-KTO2i7ezjmMvPGHsw", "text": "I usually fall back on eating at this place when I come to telegraph for some walking, talking, and light shopping with my bestie.\nI've never had a bad experience here but some things do stand out to me:\n\nPerks:\n-good, fresh-tasting ingredients. mostly organic.\n-decently fast service\n-friendly enough\n-good ppl watching\n-gargantuan sized portions\n-love the cornbread as a side to salads\n\nDislikes:\n-so overlycrowdedinthere\n-not a clean restroom, ladies have to hover\n-the burgers are kinda funky\n-as big as it is, there's hardly ever any seating", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yFcfowj9X6C6zNd6nqK8aQ", "date": "2012-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "T24kCX0nJq3z9CQClKeaiw", "text": "Smart Alec's doesn't really taste smart..o_O.  it actually taste pretty salty, the salad dressing is not special at all, the egg plant in the sandwich is burnt.....not a smart choice to avoid cancer...i probably can live without it for a while!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p64txkX-ti1Ve82PXuK41w", "date": "2007-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xHhUSN1-UPqcF7XlGkFb0Q", "text": "Smart Alecs helps demonstrate that healthy food and deliciousness are mutually exclusive.  I tried a tofu sandwich with air baked fries (a.k.a. sliced baked potatoes) and I actually felt like I accomplished something when I managed to finish it.  Go here if you want bland food that won't give you a heart attack.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "KtosLMBn_XHxsTQUciw-kQ", "text": "The traditional burger here sucks balls. It is expensive for the size, salty as fuck, and tastes no healthier than any other beef patty sandwiched by mediocre buns. You can find a better burger practically anywhere someone knows how to cook. Their tasteless advertising also makes my ass muscles clench. \n\nI added an extra star for the vegetarians who seem to be satisfied by their menu choices. Then again, there's no way to really make chloroplast unhealthy and anger-inducing.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LoaVWjJrqHVhohmafeNtAg", "date": "2008-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "lJ1AC5iHm722aGFfJQvFQw", "text": "Mmmmmmmmmmm their cornbread is so moist and sweet and yummy.  Literally, it rivals my mother's cornbread (but don't tell her; she'll die).  Also, their homemade vegetable soup (which should actually be called carrot soup, since that is the vegetable that is most present) is just amazing.  For $3.50, I can satisfy my desire for home cooking with a bowl of veggie soup and a HUGE piece of corn bread.  \n\nThe air-baked fries are good too and if you bring in an \"A\" paper you get a serving for FREE. \n\nThe veggie burger sucks.  Go to IBs or Barney's or pretty much anywhere else for a good veggie burger.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_hcKZyBrPa4vOiKmCOlibQ", "date": "2009-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "MI9NQGPvgjjBGlCz87xlug", "text": "y'know... i walked by this joint for years, never knowing what was in there.  with a name like smart alecs, in a city with the nations no. 1 public university, i NATURALLY thought this place was a tutoring center... and the owners' name was alec.  don't laugh, i'm serious.  i kid you not, i walked across those HUGE windows and must've not once looked inside.  i was too busy focusing on rare/bargain cd's and fat slice/blondies pizza.\n\nso when i finally went IN that place, naturally my reaction was, \"this place serves FOOD?!\"  and pretty good food at that.  i've had their burger, and i wouldn't even know that it was healthy if it weren't for the lack of grease.  \n\nthe garlic fries are good.\n\nthe hummus is good.\n\nthe chili is also good.\n\nhealthy food never tasted so good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xdOF_l0iaB8tCSfT6rwg0A", "date": "2008-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "PCPriF8SnTK00AuX3lYKKg", "text": "I actually really like Smart Alec's.  It's good healthy fare that makes the hippie inside me scream with joy knowing that the extra $3 I paid for an organic multigrain wheat bread with dolphin-safe-tuna, pesticide/fertilizer-free-lettuce, and free-trade-recycled-water-tomato is going to a good cause: assuaging my environmental guilt for leaving an air conditioner on full blast when I go to the RSF so I can return to a cold room.  I get the soup and sandwich combo since their potato leek & chili is pretty bomb, especially with a hunk of corn bread thrown into the hefty mix.\n\nThe fries are a hit or a miss with me sometimes.  I've had heavenly crunchy fries and then another random day they'll have the texture of soggy tapioca balls.  I see people rave about how awesome it is that the fries are air-baked, like it's the greatest invention since the iPhone, internet porn, or internet porn on the iPhone.  OMG, 0G TRANS FAT, PRAISE DA LAWD HALLELUJAH!!!  It's frickin fries, why would one even care about the nutritional value of pure carbs in grease?  It's still loaded with starchy diabetes-inducing goodness.  Hostess Twinkies are baked,  I'm pretty sure they are also \"baked with/in air\" (air-baked lolwut?) is that sh*t still healthy?  \n\nOne gripe I have is that this place needs to start accepting credit cards.  If you aren't allowing for credit cards in 2010, you might as well regress your business, ban cash transactions altogether, and set up a barter-system for point-of-sale exchanges.  I'll trade 2 Camel Turkish Silvers and a page of my Econ 140 reader for half a turkey sandwich please.\n\nTL;DR: Healthy food that doesn't taste like cardboard.  In fact it's ridiculously good.  The exercise you get from walking one block to the Bank of America ATM so you can actually eat at Alec's synergizes with your yuppie new age lifestyle.  Tighten those strings on your hemp running pants, take a deep breath, and smile smugly champ!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WSTHgJ6aAhHjk_p4xRvy_A", "date": "2010-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "swqaz1ZqyDNKSrDqxuqK6Q", "text": "This god damnned place tricked me into eating a veggie burger.\r\n\r\nWhat would you like sir?\r\n\r\nI'll have the (um...)  (ummm...) (oh crap better order somethin fast...) the Big A burger.\r\n\r\nSo you figure the big A would be the signature dish.  Now any other God loving place in america would have a dead animal as the centerpiece of the meal.  But this was DIRTY-HIPPY-LEFT WING-IT'S-OK-TO-BANG-YOUR-SISTER-AS-LONG-AS-YOU-DRIVE-A-HYBRID-CAR -BERKELEY-CALIFORNIA.  And these bastards have the brazen to have a god damnned veggie burger as their signature dish.\r\n\r\nWell I wasn't gonna have it.  I spit that bite out into the sewer and gave the rest to some bum.  I tricked him into thinking it was a real beef patty.  Boy did I get that guy good.\r\n\r\nAnd then I went down to top dog to have some real food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7XvUlAuIRF9IhWAvlr5U7Q", "date": "2006-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2zDGzTs5CLqNpp_IM8eL7A", "text": "If there is one city in the Bay Area that would have a restaurant that served healthy fast food, it would definitely be Berkeley. Am I right, or am I right?\n\n I've tried about 3 different burgers/sandwiches here, and liked each one. I like how they make their fries...it's like they always have the right amount of \"crisp\" about them. I've never had any of their soups or salads, but I'll definitely have to try them next time I'm here. As a couple of other reviewers have noted, it's kind of a trip eating stuff like burgers and fries here, but not feeling guilty about it since the food at Smart Alec's is a healthier alternative to the typical burger joint. \n\nIn terms of location, it's at a pretty good spot to sit, eat, and do some people watching since it's right at the corner of Telegraph, across from what used to be the old Rasputin's, if I remember correctly. It's not too far from the Cal campus, and is close to a number of the other cool shops and street peddlers' tables on Telegraph. \n\nFYI: make sure to bring cash, since they don't accept debit/credit cards here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HnnGvz1PXm80V93fFU9lhA", "date": "2012-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9X5lvIlH07BSEEXNrkmZfQ", "text": "The fries are just the way I like them - thin and crispy.  The basil chicken sandwich was okay.  Despite the crowds, there was ample seating (even if a little bit cramped).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9flQa-l4e_AjOl_lMyW80w", "date": "2009-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AIdE3rtl67Ra_CvhbT0ZQg", "text": "I had high hopes for this place. Every time I make it out to Berkeley I see that it is very busy. Busyness usually means that the food and service is good, but both were mediocre at best. \n\nThe overall ambiance is nothing special. The place didn't look that clean and the set up was not inviting. The girl who took our order was rude right from the start. We didn't ask complicated questions, but every time we would talk she would look at us like we were inconveniencing her. She made my friend and I feel like idiots. \n\nWe ordered a roasted turkey sandwich and a strawberry smoothie. The sandwich was dry and tasted like gross packaged meat even though it looked more like turkey from Thanksgiving. The bread was tasty, but that was the only redeeming aspect. The smoothie was good, but had some unrecognizable chunks on the bottom. \n\nI was very unimpressed. Not only was the service bad and condescending, but the food wasn't even good either. I won't be visiting again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Y8rXj4QTdMia12pyd-CYrg", "date": "2011-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CBxnvJfdKGciZtOKQc6K_g", "text": "The bathroom is nastier than gas station bathrooms.  My burger was seriously gross, I had to throw it out.  The fries were limp.  I wanted something fast.  Better to have edible food slow than garbage fast.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VmNMNtbQgm2fR7YIgXmj4Q", "date": "2007-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CGpcaR3Qwe8agsxWkJIyXg", "text": "Veggier burger, air-BAKED fries (garlic or regular), AND a huge drink for a fiver? No way you say... but YES, at Smart Alec's, its possible and awesome. The caesar salad tastes mustardy in an extreme way, but I have a very strong aversion to mustard so you can go try it if you want. Vegans and meat eaters are all satisfied with their cheap prices and healthy eats. Convenient location and very fast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-NZa6cq0jt1EQEShn54bgA", "date": "2007-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D0eDwS28qYfW7ToC8LuiKQ", "text": "ATTN: Berkeley students\n\nIf you bring in an A paper or exam, Smart Alecs will give you free regular or GARLIC fries!!!\n\nI basically only come here when I can take advantage of this deal. Then for only about 4.50, I can get a big burger and a heaping order of fries!\n\nWould I pay full price for food here? Probably not. \n\nBut if you like rabbit food, the salads here are humongous. Like you may need two people to eat it. \n\nThe soup I ordered once was satisfying too.\n\nSo really, only come here when you can take advantage of the deal I just told you about and you will leave satisfied.\n\nOh and it's cash only FYI.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q749TIqmrGx8PBa7wupe8Q", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D4O3Z4UFrxviAUX5AHHkWg", "text": "If you're SMART, you'll avoid this place. \nI keep coming back and I don't know why....it's probably because I like putting my stomach under stressful situations, and also because I'm NOT smart...\nEvery time I come here, I get these stomach aches throughout the day! The aches are terribly uncomfortable for me and for nearby noses....if you know what I'm saying.....\n\nTheir salads even make me queasy!! The only thing I don't have an adverse reaction to is their corn chowder. Today, I got the chowder and decided to treat myself to some garlic fries. \n1. The fries were limp, stale, and greasy\n2. The garlic was really clumpy and too strong. There was no balance in flavors. \n3. I tasted the garlic on my breath 6 hours after I ate the fries and even after a vigorous brushing.\n4. I haven't stopped passing gas since I ate here for lunch at 1pm. It's 11pm right now.\n\nGod, I feel so bad for my roommate.... \nAND she told me not to go to Smart Alec's a few weeks ago when we both came home with stomach aches. I've learned my lesson.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "w1Kx0pLwThUc9CmwP8UWRg", "date": "2012-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dfJt9uWToyz0iOc7s8F1sQ", "text": "It may be healthy, but the food here tastes horrible and it's way expensive for what you get.  Given all the amazing yet affordable restaurants in Southside Berkeley, I can't believe this place is still in business after all these years.  \"Healthy fast food\"?  Give me a break.\n\nUnless every calorie counts, skip it.  Even then you might be better off going to Subway just down Telegraph, Jared-style.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pfWK0FcNG4UMhxl6jfR9fQ", "date": "2008-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dVTZx39ezoJoaV7iHohISA", "text": "I have come here a couple times lured in by the name, all healthy and smart-sounding.  But each time I have come in, I have vowed to never come back.  I guess its my fault that I went back!\n\nI have ordered something different every time I have eaten there, and everything has been severely disappointing.  Same goes for the poor shmucks eating with me.  \n\nI would rather grab a sandwich, burger, salad, whatever at a few other restaurants in a 2-block radius.  They say A+, but I give them a C-...barely passing", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OBDbLgzFw-qTbVp3LfbiRg", "date": "2010-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ed3JURPzhAee-FN4xB0W3A", "text": "3.5* to be fair.\n\nWhen I had my salad phase, this place was the place to go for me. Salad was large and filling, had plenty of protein sources (which would be an issue for vegetarians or vegans) and came corn bread (instant win). They also have a card stamp system dealio, so if you frequent the place enough, you'll eventually earn a free something-or-other.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YxvKcSBI9GHZpDExPGfT3w", "date": "2008-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eJ2Pr7CC_aSRjofH3wYf6w", "text": "I frequented this place when I was a good, 'ol student at Cal. This is a great place to get a healthy, fast meal. Their menu consists of things like salads, soups, burgers, sandwiches, and smoothies. When I feel like a burger, I get their vegetarian burger meal, which comes with their famous, huge corn bread, their famous air-baked fries, and a drink. I absolutely love their CORN BREAD! SOOO GOOD! If I don't get a burger, I always settle with their vegetable soup and their corn bread! YUM YUM!\n\nYou have to got to eat here...Don't be intimidated by the long lines though...they go pretty fast, since many people already know what they want when they get there...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tk_FWXueutKii3f9yJFsdw", "date": "2008-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fahzy_ykm65ggzmKDOEznA", "text": "Why do you only have a total rating of 3.5 stars, Alec?! I'm going to help you out in the star department, because you were one of the best things to happen to me (dining-wise) in college. \n\nOk, so. The food here is healthy because they don't smother things with oil (for instance, fries are baked). The ingredients taste fresh, and the food options are health-concious - wheat buns and bread, salads-a-plenty, veggie and breast meat burgers, etc. \n\nAlso, the food *is* fast- I've never waited more than 5 minutes for anything. OH, and they have loyalty cards, which I am not ashamed to admit I've filled up numerous times.\n\n If I were to suggest one thing, it would be for them to offer low-fat salad dressing.  Please? :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3qGo-CYyFIUHVh3Teo-G_g", "date": "2011-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FptYQTa5tfG2cKjGzOAdRQ", "text": "The food here is questionably healthy. \n\nHowever, the portions are big, the burgers are tasty, and the prices are very affordable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "najINRfP3hPXPN7QPTsIyg", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FU16_tgkGWY9XcPleHl9AA", "text": "Service: 2/5\nFood: 2/5\nCleanliness: 4/5\nArea: 4/5\nPrice: 2/5 - not worth it.\n\nNot really familiar with this area since it's been so long since I've been here and we were looking for a semi-healthy place to eat and Smart \"A+\"lecs Intelligent Food \"advertised\" healthy looking food.\n\nFirst of all, the cashier who took my order was not so helpful when it came to helping me choose the right soup. I specifically asked her a question, and she gave me a blank stare...then replied with a smart-remark 2 seconds later. RUDE. \n\nIf you like big servings and choose quantity over quality tasting \"healthy food\". This is the spot. Big proportions are neither SMART NOR HEALTHY, period. I ordered a caesar salad and potato cream soup combo. The bread wasn't even toasted, the salad was so bland, even I could make a better tasting one at home.  \n\nI know Berkeley is supposed to be known for good tasting food, and I've tried many good places around this area, but I've got to say this place was a mistake.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EJcs1f13DiPD94It6unH5A", "date": "2012-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GLdhdXh9Dt_SPpWKVQWJ_w", "text": "As soon as I saw \"Avocado Burger\" on the menu, I knew I was going to eat here. Prices are a little up there for a sit-yourself hamburger restaurant, but I have to say...it was worth it. The wheat buns are fresh and have a nice, earthy texture. The vegetables are fresh and the guacamole was well-prepared. My sandwich came with a special sauce but I honestly can't point out what it was; it tasted great, nonetheless. \n\nWhen I come here again, I'm bringing a friend so we both can enjoy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1H02qa2PtV_Qz1CFZr2bUQ", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H2sYEo6xLnIZKLkDCfwmcQ", "text": "In the city of Berkeley, Smart Alec is probably one of the most popular places for healthy fast food. You also do get your typical greasy hamburgers and fried, but there's also a choice of salads, soups, and sandwiches. There's even a small rewards program for frequent eaters at SmartAlec. I believe if you eat there at least 10 times, you would get something free.\n\nLocated in a close to UCBerkeley campus. And only a couple minute walk away from the Berkeley BART Station.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EEslA8XEw0IMDoRGZlu7lQ", "date": "2007-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hG5uu362ARcYxv1pwjdNRg", "text": "I don't usually come here because I don't find their food particularly special. They have burgers, which I am not a huge fan of, and they have salad, but I think Intermezzo beat any salads around Berkeley. I've walked by this place a billion times but only came here 2-3 times. \n\nI came here a couple of days to get fries for my friend and discovered that their fries are ridiculously cheap! For a large, it's only $2, which is way cheaper than McDonald. Also, the fries are very yummy. Also, they have hands down the best corn bread. It's super moist and delicious.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HlQlsIau0n014i395lKZbw", "text": "for what it is, it's good. i swear.\n\ni wasn't expecting anything, considering it was already supposed to be \"healthy fare\", however, it much exceeds your expectations of the bland faceless foods that you expect from \"healthy\". \n\nfor the health-conscious and the dieting, this would be a nice occasional spot to turn in and dine without too much guilt, as they do have the novelty of a burger, fries and soda. however, the fries are air-baked (a total of 6 grams of fat per serving of fries? take that, mcdonalds.) and there are chicken breast sandwiches on whole grain buns (again, suck it, mcd's.) then there are also the soups and salads; you can eat yourself content for about 6$ a person. \n\ni myself had a basil chicken breast sandwich; the novelty was nice, but the chicken was overcooked (or precooked and reheated, not quite sure which) but it was actually quite tasty outside of the dryness. the fries were nice and crispy, salted just right, though not \"piping hot\" like they just came out of a fryer. \n\nif you're in the area, stop by, it's a cheap healthy meal. if you'd rather pay the same amount for a la burrita burrito down the street, stab yourself. think about your health.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gisZy0HKXvX4YMspboRmZQ", "date": "2006-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hSeEC0-ZnzjnpCE9SPE09A", "text": "For health nuts, Smart Alec's is the place for you. With nearly grease free burgers and air baked french fries, they have everything to send you to cholesterol free heaven. However, for the normal customer like me, there is much to be desired and not much to be had. The burgers are flavorless and bland. Even with their unique toppings (red pesto, guacamole, and teriyaki), their burgers still lack the kick to make me crave one. Taste-wise, the french fries are average, the salads are average and the chili is just down right gross! Nasty after taste, strong lasting taste something terrible in their chili. It is also too thick and loaded with beans. GROSSSSSS. If you love to be super healthy, come here, if not go somewhere with more taste (i.e. IB's Hoagies, Bongo Burger, etc.)\n\nPros:\n- Healthy\n- Big salads\n\nCons:\n- Gross chili\n- Flavorless burgers\n- Pricey\n- Cash only", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iejgDnEPzy_NGnYr2wEHiA", "text": "This place seemed to get a lot of traffic when my friends and I went in here which is a good sign. Another good sign was that people were getting their orders fairly quickly, so that means we wouldn't have to wait for long. The prices for burgers here are pretty good as are the price of friends (under $2 for a large order of regular or garlic fries). Sandwiches will cost you a little under $5 if I recall and salads range from $4 - 6. \n\nI got the 1/2 Sandwich 1/2 Salad meal along with a large order of fries not knowing that my friends had also gotten a large order of fries. The sandwich I settled on was the Chicken Breast Sandwich and I got a regular tossed green salad with sesame dressing. The wait for my food was around five minutes I believe and the portion of salad was fairly large. My biggest complaint with the tossed green salad was that I got only one tomato slice, and that the sesame dressing (on the side) was really salty. When I think of sesame dressing I think of something kind of sweet, but that wasn't the case with this sesame dressing. The sandwich was very \"meh\" I'd say. I could SEE the basil mayo that comes with it, but I couldn't taste it because frankly I don't think it added any flavor. With this meal comes your choice of corn bread or wheat bread and yes the corn bread is absolutely huge. The corn bread had the consistency of somewhere between pound cake and Angel food cake, so it wasn't really heavy but it also wasn't terribly light. \n\nInitially the fries basket looked pretty small, but in reality it was a good amount of fries they gave me. They had a good portion of shaved garlic on the fries too, so that was nice as well. The sauces offered for dipping fries consist of two types of ketchup, mustard, 1,000 Island, and mayo in packets. The fries are touted as being healthier than regular fries because they're air-baked and these fries definitely tasted way less greasy than regular fries. These fries were actually really good and crisp, and they were good enough that I bothered to eat the limp fries.\n\nThis place touts itself as a healthier restaurant and according to the nutritional data it offers for certain items it seems that way. If they're really healthy who knows and anything in excess is just asking for bad news. The next time in Berkeley I wouldn't mind giving this place another go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yqlBZrKSGdftT9MMSXR1JQ", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IzvuBaQYl8vb-krpNJzAiA", "text": "Went here for lunch today. I ordered a tuna sandwich and fries. The sandwich was runny, way too much mayo and the tuna probably wasn't drained thoroughly.  The bread however, was delicious, thick and flavorful. \n\nThe fries were decent. I wouldn't brag about them nor would I dis them. They were too salty, but its good to know that they aren't fried in oil. \n\nThe whole meal was ready in like five minutes and the woman who took my order was pleasant. Definitly a step above fast food quality but still ready quick and very inexpensive.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pEzr3C08XhLACcVKI1pYPA", "date": "2008-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kK5VLHLjXsDBFzWGUzeE5w", "text": "Smart Alec's defines the three star experience. While all the food prepared here is (to the best of my knowledge) healthy, and finding a vegetarian or vegan option (when I'm in the mood) easier then most places in the larger Bay Area, I've neither been blown away nor tragically disappointed by my numerous meals here. \n\nThe Salads? They're alright, the half is enough to fill me up (a difficult feat), while the full is enough to feed a small family. Otherwise, the dressings aren't that exciting, although I do like the concept (much more then the execution) of their \"Vegan Caesar Dressing\". Every Salad comes with a piece of cornbread, which is always a pleasant accoutrement. \n\nThe Fries? Pretty Good. While the Garlic Fries aren't the best I've ever tasted, they certainly are good enough to warrant an order from time to time (especially if you bring in a paper with an A grade, at which point they're free).\n\nService? Quick and highly efficient. Even on the busiest of days, I usually get my food within 10 minutes. Their cash only policy is a pain in the ass, but I can understand that it expedites the service.\n\nAmbiance? Probably the best part of the dining experience. Large picture windows overlook the crowd on Telegraph, and old rock plays in the background. If you're dining alone, the counter-like window seats are probably the best way to soak in the Telegraph Avenue vibe without actually having to deal with Telegraph Avenue itself.\n\nI'll usually make a stop if I don't feel like walking far afield from campus, don't have much time to nosh and want to pretend to be living a healthy lifestyle. I'll re-review if I have a chance to try their breakfast options (which look to be pretty good).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7cL0wq8QwMGlUQnG2ruLSA", "date": "2012-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n4dSRKmcW3j5Tx_xYEZHQQ", "text": "The vegetable and potato leek soups are some of the best soups I've ever eaten, vegan or otherwise.\n\nThe wheatbread is sweet and tender and has quickly become one of my favorite sandwich breads. (Apparently they get it from a bakery down in Santa Cruz.) \n\nThe vegan brownies are unbelievably good, and match my idea of a perfect brownie 100%. \n\nThe air-baked fries, though not perfect, are much better than the vast majority of fast food fries (with the exception of McDonald's and In and Out). I actually used to think they were bland, but then I realized that they simply weren't seasoned enough: add 2 packets of salt and a bit of pepper, and they'll taste much better!\n\nThe burgers and sandwiches, on the other hand, are rather mediocre in my opinion, though admittedly the vegan burger is the best I've tasted.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V1IiWOeVx5oQzhMF7yxtQg", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NYOqnQxm95cb9mmZDKrEMA", "text": "sometimes you need a big ol' salad-- the got um.\nsometimes you need some fries and don't want to feel guilty later-- got um\nsometimes you want one of those \"thanksgiving\" sandwiches-- check!\nsometimes you want some vegan soup-- yep\nand other times you just need some cornbread-- all of the above comes with cornbread!!!!\n\nwoah!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KgGNUaAq8ZfD1PVuRxEwOw", "date": "2009-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oxuiTlihpS8aFQl0tDEK0w", "text": "\"Meh.\"\nCampus food stop.\nI've been here at least 4 times already and all 4 times I order what amounts to be just, \"meh.\" I'm nice though and I give them the benefit of the doubt. I always, and still do, tell myself that I just ordered the wrong thing. I just ordered the wrong burger, the wrong fries, the wrong sandwich, or the wrong salad. Next time will be better. But heck no. This place is just \"meh.\"\n\nWhat more is there to say really?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2009-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P3L7Nf3GJDkhu8lLXedLLA", "text": "It's places like this that make me wish Yelp allowed the use of half stars in their reviews, because I had a tough time deciding whether to award 3 or 4 stars to Smart Alec's.\r\n\r\nIn terms of health consciousness and service, this popular Telegraph joint does everything right.  I love their commitment to affordable, fast food that supports a healthy lifestyle.  What's more, the cashiers are always friendly and helpful; on many occasions they've graciously indulged my \"mix-and-match\" habits, letting me order items in variations/portions which aren't necessarily offered on the menu.\r\n\r\nAnd the food?  It's good...no better, no worse.  I usually order their veggie burgers because they're cheap and filling, but the flavor is really no more spectacular than something you could find in the frozen foods aisle of any supermarket.  The fries are okay, but then again, Pluto's garlic potato rings have probably spoiled my taste buds.  The only items really worth making a special visit for are the salads: big, yummy things with creative toppings (like marinated tofu and crispy noodles) and great dressings.  Opt for one of these with a piece of cornbread, and be prepared to enjoy a casual dining experience worthy of 4 solid Yelp stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TSgsiJ8HKCrVJJavf8Gczg", "date": "2006-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pDUpw9JfKeuts-3reAhErw", "text": "May have cheap food but you get what you pay for. After I thought that I had made it clear to the person at the register that I didn't want cheese on my burger, there was cheese on it. When I politely told them I didn't want cheese because I was allergic, they just took it off instead of remaking it. Also the fries were VERY cold and stale tasting. Never going here again even if it is a cheap meal.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-vjMh0wq5RMAnHKEyk746g", "date": "2011-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PJ0DgcXfRMcx5-Ni_OrNuw", "text": "I am rather particular when it comes to salad and this is the place to get it. The salads here are great, as is the corn bread and the healthy fries. Besides, I hate intermezzo's; this has a far better atmosphere which is half the joy of eating. Plus the wait-staff are all very nice and clean, which cannot be said of the aforementioned establishment.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PXw2mzvzqoK31JDCtI2c4A", "text": "I met up w/ some friends from out of town here. I found the place very casual with a cafeteria ambiance. I ordered what the cashier suggested; which was the vege burger with the tomato basil 'paste' along with the garlic fries. I did not really care for the sauce/tomato basil paste on the burger, so I got a side of BBQ sauce to add along side with it.  The other main complaint I have was, my friends and I all got old-cold garlic fries. They weren't even crisp anymore and was kinda depressing; since there were 6 of us they should have fired fresh fries for the group.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KvXWLKK-4cT8a0ncdofyyg", "date": "2010-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rw1SSPr8E4dD7lIG7mTZCg", "text": "The Food: \nSmart Alec's has \"OK\" vegan/vegetarian options. Their veggie burgers are not much different from cafeteria veggie burgers. The tofu and avocado sandwich is pretty decent, but almost two dollars more. \nSometimes the food is bland, but the portions are always large. This is a neat place if you want to fill up on less than five dollars.  \n\nThe Place: \nJust a block from the UC campus and always busy. However, the food is prepared pretty quickly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QJf0pI4fvovuk_BhvnUHjg", "date": "2008-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sahV9nBXEYOpyHWINXj1pQ", "text": "I love Smart Alec's! I wouldn't say the food is out-of-this-world special, but it is always very good. \n\nA few things I especially like:\n1. \nEven though they stick with a sort of \"theme\" of food they still have plenty of options for anyone. Vegetarian? They have you covered. Meat-eater? Don't worry, they cater to you too. Looking for a big burger and fries? Done. Want just a light soup or salad? Done. Want something cheap? You can get a reasonable meal for $5 or less. Willing to spend more? Add on a side and a drink! \n2. \nIf you bring in an A paper, you get free fries!\n3. \nThey say the food is healthy fast food. I can't say for sure that it is (I personally have never looked into the nutrition facts), but I can say that I am the type that is pretty sensitive to greasy/low fiber food and I've never left Smart Alec's feeling any less than amazing. \n\nA few things I don't like so much:\n1. \nThey do only take cash which can sometimes be a pain...but with an ATM right across the street it's not a huge deal. \n2. \nThe time I ventured into the bathroom was an experience that took me some time to recover from before being able to get back to my meal...and I've seen some nasty bathrooms. \n\nAll in all, I like this place quite a bit. i definitely plan to come here for my 57th birthday! (the day they have scheduled to finally open that time capsule in the floor to the left of the cash registers)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DfqesH2RMFNujUd25a27Ug", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s_AJP1CL8f5_mJZj6vjRMg", "text": "Overpriced and pretentious, this is gotta be a joke, right?  How could Berkeley students call this \"Best Burgers & Fries?\"\n\nThe air-baked fries taste like cardboard.\n\nThe burgers are healthy, with the whole wheat buns and all, but they charge 75 cents to refill your soda? WTF--- free refills are standard now, dickwads!\n\nNext time I'll find the nearest In N' Out, or maybe trek a little farther to that great little burger joint in El Cerrito.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "H2WhI7u2Zc-ozPnKBvhWwQ", "date": "2008-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SCpjuI1iYtBV9Yf3c38png", "text": "The sesame chicken salad is huge and incredibly delicious - get it with a slice of fresh wheat bread and you won't be sorry.  The chicken has a delicious marinade and you get a LOT of good lettuce - not the wimpy stuff you get elsewhere.  The avocado burgers and fries are also rad.  Really nice staff too - I love those guys who put the food together.  The only major drawback is that it's a bit pricey and they don't take credit cards, which kind of sucks if you don't typically carry around cash.  But it's well worth the trip to the ATM across the street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z49bJsYCII1Q0Mpkg0RHlQ", "date": "2009-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T1kMDrCTeD25vmNQWy1N-Q", "text": "I am not crazy for this place. I guess I really like the fries, but their garlic fries are a disappointment. So what's up with the garlic fries? It's fries with two scoops of garlic in the bottom of the bag.\n\nI really hate their dressing. Everything is vegan friendly, making the dressing very watery and undesirable on my salad.\n\nSandwich is ok, but I could go elsewhere so it's not something I would tell my friends to try.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T4oSF-v8hIeEWWukXhJdNA", "text": "Amazingly healthy organic food with generous portions! I always get the 1/2 salad+1/2 sandwich combo and eat it for two meals. I love the Chicken Caesar salad and the veggie burger- you can't go wrong with these two. The cornbread is fresh, light, and really filling. Their air baked fries taste super sinful but are healthier than the regular greasy ones, and their garlic fries are INCREDIBLY yummy! Just writing this review is making me crave food here! \nCons: Cash only. Service isn't the nicest; some cashiers here have been pretty rude to me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tYSbUZcSsULb3cYYqPZKNQ", "text": "Another place I am happy to call a 'staple' of collegiate cuisine.  Located conveniently on the corner of Durant and Telegraph, Smart Alec's boasts an extensive selection of salads and burgers.  Most are affordable and taste great.  This place is also great for take out or an on-the-go meal because their turnover rate is incredible.  The portions are pretty standard, and it offers a run for your money.  \n\nPROTIP:  They give you free food if you score well on exams.  Just bring in some proof.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vkykM2W23bm348Se9OfXUQ", "text": "One of my favoriate places to eat. Yes, I'm a vegan - so I'm only reviewing half the resturant. And  YES, I do appreciate good food. Despite the fact that Smart Alec's is \"fast food\" and simple - it's quite good. Their burgers are great, their air-baked fries are great, the soups are delicious, and the salads are huge.  It's great for a $5 meal (burger fries and drink) - and certainly healthier than most other quick-cheap food options...\n\nMy only complaint? The garlic fries aren't really garlic fries. They are just fries that seem to have a big spoonfull of garlic in the middle of them.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HXXSjcEYzz8vXI0vfYLjUw", "date": "2006-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WgEK_PKZmIIw94nZE1K67g", "text": "Seriously, they need a kid's menu.  I realize this is a college area, but people actually do have kids!!!  That is the place's number one downside.  The veggie soup was super yummy and my side salad was awesome.  The corn bread I got was really good, but it was huuuuge!  Overall, it's a nice place to grab something quick and healthy, but it is NOT kid friendly like Yelp has it listed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "skhONr9TP6F7XjPiJsgCWA", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xaxU27BGJpjgJKyU3Z-SKw", "text": "I love ordering the Big A Burger combo, but I love everything else at Smart Alec's.  They've got a great big salad with wheat berries and the works, and their dressings are good too.  Their soups are surprisingly hearty while still vegan (HOW DO THEY DO IT?) and their tofu sandwich is sooo good.  Reasonable prices, and quick and efficient service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Hy1POwROoA4iTsszJUHyFg", "date": "2005-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XJDDfnBVMD8YOcIn6lj7zw", "text": "An excellent fast food choice on Telegraph Ave, which is very good for families too.  Don't be stressed by the long line to order - they are quite popular - because the kitchen prepares most of the food very quickly.\n\nAs Cate D. said this is a great place for a vegan burger and fries.  Add a vegan brownie too if you want a treat.\n\nWhen they opened up years ago I think they wanted to be more of a vege restaurant.  I guess that didn't pay the bills, but I really appreciate that they continue to maintain options for vegans and vegetarians.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g7H7H0Y-ydTErW2ucSSF2A", "date": "2008-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xMSg9gQd6w_yI3tU53Aldg", "text": "I was walking around Berkeley campus searching for a place to eat for lunch and stumbled upon Smart Alec's restaraunt. I ordered the tuna sandwich combo with garlic fries and a side of vegetable soup. Everything was delicious!! I would definately go back", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Xg6uJs19U9y4apZidbg5jQ", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XvsalTpBa6pwUCeApPa3-g", "text": "It's all about the hummus sandwich.  The berry patch smoothie is also mighty fine.\n\nBack when I lived on Telegraph I used to go here often, but honestly, if you're not in walking distance to Smart Alec's, it's not worth a special trip and the hassle of parking.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VgES8hbXDX48lt0PR7CKzQ", "date": "2007-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y2Zd6SHd7t2XOmlRDhrxsg", "text": "All I've really had here has been the veggie burger, the tofu avocado sandwich, and the fries (with and without garlic), so I'm basing my review off of those items.\n\nFrankly the idea that this is \"healthy fast food\" is absurd.  Smart Alec's might have passed as \"health food\" in maybe the 80s or 90s, which I'm guessing is when this place opened, because judging by the menu and the decor it still seems to be stuck in that era.  I'm not sure how a place that serves Coca-Cola soft drinks and Heinz ketchup full of high-fructose corn syrup can seriously bill itself as \"healthy\" but they do.  I'm not saying I never drink soda, I just realize that it is junk food.\n\nTheir veggie burger is billed as being house made, but anyone who has purchased and eaten a few frozen veggie burgers from the grocery store in their day will immediately know that this is a lie.  There's no way that the veggie burger they serve is house made.  If you want to see what a house made veggie burger looks like, go to Amanda's in downtown Berkeley or Flame on College Avenue in the Elmwood.  Smart Alec's veggie burger is probably either Boca or Morningstar Farms brand.  NOT HOUSE MADE.  Again, whatever, serve what you want, but don't lie to me about it.  Anyways, it's pretty gross, which is a shame because a house made patty would probably be 10x better.\n\nThe fries are decent enough, but the garlic fries fail to live up to other garlic fries I've had elsewhere.  Smart Alec's just plops some raw minced garlic in a big lump on top of your fries, that's it.  Really good garlic fries that I've had before were actually tossed with the garlic and some oil.\n\nThe decor in this place is also pretty drab.  Like I said, this place seems to be stuck in the late 80s/early 90s or something.  The owners really ought to go see what a modern eatery looks like and take some design cues.\n\nOh and their cash-only policy is ridiculous.  Another sign of their lack of modernization (also notice that they don't have a web site?)!\n\nEverything about this place from the questionable \"health food\" label, to the food itself, to the decor just screams of a lack of effort.  But alas, that is typical of so many places in the vicinity of the university, because students have very low standards most of the time when it comes to all of this.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ggBO9hIm71yISlyndU2kqQ", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yv_g9aU2KYkjvIjG-o7OYg", "text": "I love Smart Alec's - I always feel healthier when I eat there. The food is good-priced, and the portions are HUGE. Their soups are amazing - especially the potato leak (since I'm such a fan of soups)! Pretty much anything that you order will be good and they show how their fries are the healthier option compared to fast food stores (on their tray placemats). Their salads are enormous and I love whatever they're using for their caesar dressing - this place is definitely worth a try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4H2Hl1_ZHFP_ZBz77BhQOA", "date": "2010-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yZddiuUuZNe8tz4w5tsleA", "text": "I've never been into Smart Alec's. I was usually dragged here by friends while I was at Cal. When I'd get my sandwich I look at it and just think.. hm, this looks like a sandwich i'd make at home, two slices of whole wheat bread, some lettuce, and a little meat. The cesar salads not bad, but I consider the dressing too watery, a quality some may prefer. If i go back to visit my Alama Mater I usually opt for something a little more substantial. If its salad and sandwiches you want better to cross the street to Intermezzo", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VEeR7URUcuoS4aJeHkwQwA", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z9aG7CPKe-nNaN02rM2nPQ", "text": "I adore Smart Alecs...I could eat there every day and not get sick of it.  The only reason I took off a star is because of three reasons, (1) they don't accept credit cards...I realize there are both Wells Fargo about a block away and Bank of America across the street, but when I want some Smart Alecs I want it now! (2) The trash can hole is so tiny!  They want you to clear away your stuff and throw away your trash, which is fine w/ me, but why do they make the hole so dang small??!!  I try to throw away my things neatly, but that little itty bitty hole makes thing so difficult and all I can do is apologize w/ my eyes at the workers as I get stuff everywhere.  Till this day I have no method of throwing things away w/out making a bit of a mess.  (3) The bathroom requires you to ask the cashier to buzz it open...and sometimes it doesn't work and you have to go ask like 3 times, it isn't all THAT clean either for all the hassle to get it open so I don't get it.\n\nOther than my long rant about the small stuff, I like the food, I think it tastes great, especially the chicken sandwich and the turkey sandwich.  Although at times I do wonder if it is in fact healthier...but hey it makes me feel a little less guilty when I have it 2 or more times a week!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KQ-8-IJXTpC6pjSnfdiqWQ", "date": "2008-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZGAIDuw4SnKCwziMX6iW-w", "text": "I eat at Smart Alec's when I start getting heartburn & indigestion from eating McDonald's / Jack in the Box / Asian Ghetto / ramen too much.  The portions are pretty big and everything tastes healthy...without being too bland or leaving me sorely disappointed.\n\nFavorite things to order: hummus sandwich, avocado burger, corn chowder, and garlic fries.\n\nCons: cash only =( and the fries taste sort of bland-healthy...\n\nAlso, the deal is true - if you bring in a test or essay with an \"A\" grade on it, you get free regular or garlic fries.  Legit!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZhRar_cMWNJJkxX3e3qJUw", "text": "Food here is pretty weak. The fries are pretty soggy and i don't particularly enjoy any of their salads or sandwiches. It's a very \"standard\" soup / salad / sandwich place. If you're looking for this kind of food in Berkeley, I'd recommend Cafe Intermezzo.\n\nThe corn bread here is good!\n\nExpected bill $7.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZLfvKFwIAexQQOTV3SU6uA", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AltXHgsEYQqS4r-chjlF3Q", "text": "Their garlic fries are overly garlic-y and I feel like I'm eating fries WITH my garlic... ermmm no thanks. I do like the chili cheese fries and the normal burger but it's a little bland for my tastes. Good prices and all. Restaurant could be maintained better but it's Berkeley so can't expect too much.\n\nI'm not a big fan of corn (like everyone else and their mom) so I can't say that I love their corn chowder or corn bread although it is okay. I usually give my corn bread to whoever I'm with... However, if you love corn...come here!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CN2MJBdMjyoMogWDfNXH_w", "text": "I've come here enough times to fill out a couple of their stamp card thingys so I feel like I can confidently say their burgers (their true bleeding MEAT burgers, not this strange newfangled contraption called a vegetarian patty) are pretty MEDIOCRE. They get the job done, but Barney's does it so much better. The price of convenience I suppose.\n\nHOWEVER. I WILL have to stress that their fries are pretty frickin good. Especially their garlic fries. On good days, they give a ton of garlic, which makes everything afterward smell ... well garlicky. But its a crazy journey of garlic and fried combo goodness while it lasts.\n\nAlso their soups are solid, although I never really could get into buying soups when they have a burger on the menu (as mediocre as it may be). I might venture as to say the soups are quite good. The salads here are also GINORMOUS. If you feel like a rabbit and can eat a TON of green veggies, this may be a good choice for you as well. Happy eating. :B", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kKzijE4lmJ9797deKwXvOQ", "text": "I love Smart Alec's because it's quick, cheap and actually very good. If you're in the mood for fast-food type stuff, it'll certainly save you calories and guilt.  To the yelper that said their fries suck- well, I agree, the plain fries leave something to be desired, but now you can add garlic for free (yum) or you can spring for the chili cheese fries- these are to DIE for. The Chili Cheese fries are made with their all-vegan, non-dairy chili, but you'd NEVER know it... these are a meal in themselves. The best part? A medium order is about 240 calories and about 5 g of fat (from the cheese).  That's AMAZING. Soups (especially corn chowder) are a bargain and served with a delicious corn bread. Yay for Smart Alec's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_W4y7ku6Q0uGoiI3ePtkgQ", "date": "2006-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "s8_efQ0lHQv4j9Za-GnzZQ", "text": "My relationship with Smart Alec's can be characterized as a roller coaster of emotions--when I'm at the top the corn bread is banging and the salad dojo remembers to hit my with extra garbanzos, I am a salad queen--when I'm at the bottom...there is a rock in my salad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D2setZ2_pKZ9CWEb0IgrOQ", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WsMAFnYOvZgaEajPE5joWw", "text": "I don't understand how Smart Alec's can claim to be healthy and intelligent. How can microwaving food be healthy or intelligent? \n\nThat veggie burger I had yesterday was microwaved. I could tell by the nasty texture. And they claim that this particular veggie burger \"made them famous.\" It was bland and disgusting. Also they put ketchup and mustard on it when the menu claims it to have \"special sauce.\" \n\nThe garlic fries were tasty, yes, but only 5 minutes after leaving the place with the carryout, they were a soggy disgusting mess!\n\nThis was Smart Alec's last chance with me. I'm done with them.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mNOuX1OysrCjGV_yeZ3uIA", "date": "2010-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "PSLTvJ9p_vjiqo5nNSuKfw", "text": "I've always liked Smart Alec's. I like their avocado burger and their fries are pretty good. So it kinda bothers me to give them one star...\n\nYet, the last time I came to eat there (May '11), I saw rats. Yes, ratS. Twice. And they were not coming from outside, no no, they were going from the cashier to a bin. I'm not so keen on food poisoning, so I guess I won't be going there anymore...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xn45xfZGXuWz5QVHIws-Fw", "date": "2011-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Sqw1-2PqtKxb2ileu22g2A", "text": "For the price, this place is BALLER.\n\n- Brownies & cornbread: wooooow...soooo moist and fingerlicking DELICIOUS...it's the kind where you tear a piece off and the bread sticks to your fingers....but still tastes light...?  The best (virgin) brownies I've ever had ... \n- Garlic fries: fresh minced garlic in chunky bunches over thick, hardy french fries...keeps the vampires at bay...if you love garlic, you'll enjoy scooping chunks of it with your fries into your face....\n- Big A Burger combo: big ass veggie, wheat bun burger that you don't have to feel guilty eating ... I ate mine messy and hellza rawwwwr (that's what she said?) ... side of reg fries def needs salt.  \n- FAST service (they were calling my number minutes after i sat down...)\n\nCame here with a few girlfriends ... and ... well ... we got to talkin ... and then laughing ... and then shouting ... and then ... friend says PENIS really loud .... it's a long story ... but a funny, embarassing, entertaining story :P  (seem to have alot of those.......)\n\nEAT HERE", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7z-Crwkwo3wyngtjFhdJ9A", "date": "2009-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1JR5L92yn_t1plOnbNxEFQ", "text": "Meh. The first time I tried Smart Alecs, the food was actually good. My fries were fresh and I really like the sauce they have for them. \nHowever, on my most recent visit, the food was terrible. I had a cranberry turkey sandwich, with fries on the side. The bread for the sandwich was extremely dry,  to the point where it was pretty obvious that it was stale. On top of that, my fries tasted old, and they were ridiculously hard. My friend who had ordered right after me apparently had fresh fries instead, so I ended up eating hers :) but yes. Definitely hit or miss but I was soo disappointed that they served me these outrageously old fries that I will probably only come during really busy times to make sure my fries are fresh. \n\nOh, and this was originally 1 stars, but 1 extra for the huge portions and cornbread.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4TDGXzAWkbR4wunKznB9PA", "text": "Okay, so the veggie burgers are kind of bland and mushy.  The fries are okay.  What Smart Alec's really has going for it, though, is that it's dirt cheap and you're stuffed when you're done.  Every now and then it really hits the spot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cxOcOG3GNn-WQ53ZulMrKQ", "date": "2006-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FlKYErmVIe9rOqf2Yrdp6Q", "text": "Smart Alec's has been one of my favorite places to eat for years. I eat there at least once a week.  I love their 1/2 sandwich/soup/salad (any 2). It's under $7 and comes with corn bread or wheat bread.  You'd probably spend more than that at Taco Bell and this is so much healthier. \n\nThe corn chowder and turkey sandwich(with cranberry mayonnaise) are my favorite. They have good smoothies and garlic fries(baked, so less fat) and you'll get your food quickly. \nJust remember they're cash only.  :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yps5q5ltCvvVUcD_Yo5eKw", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fOD95-PNcv6ocn0-ghfcyw", "text": "My friends RAVE about Smart Alec's, so today I decided to try 'em out. They are pretty veg-friendly, and I and very veg-friendly! On their menu, there are plenty of choices of salads, sandwiches, and burgers for around $5 to $6 each. You'd think this was a match made in heaven, but the taste was pretty bland for me...\n\nNow, everything thinks that veg food is pretty plain (according to my carnivorous friends), but that is not always the case. But Smart Alec's Tofu and Avocado Sandwich totally fit that scenario. It was pretty bland, nothing too special, and I wouldn't recommend it to my out-of-town friends. It lacked the woo-factor. It did, however, meet the needs of nourishment for lunch, and I didn't pay... so yeah it was just OK.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ait8j0oq7PaifNuSsztTOg", "date": "2010-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xsEfiqhLbYOBLWqy6xO-rg", "text": "This was my go to spot for quick, cheap, and somewhat healthy food back in my college days. In all honesty I don't find their burgers anything too special. Their regular cheeseburger taste like cardboard to me and their chicken burger is often dry and they never give enough basil sauce for it. \n\nHowever! I love their fries! They give you about four potatoes worth for the medium bag it seems! Plus they are not greasy and the air baking technique makes the fries crunchy and crispy. Their soups are also very good as well. I feel in love with potato leek soup here.\n\nIf you're a Berkeley student you owe it to yourself to give their fries and soups a go. The burgers...well I'm not much of a fan but other people are so give them a try too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9iPA6-q9roQ2MLAaljiQvQ", "date": "2009-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9exs0xErsDPxnyTNex6djw", "text": "To do it right: $7\n\nThis place is Luke Wilson in Idiocracy: perfectly average.\n\nGiven it's close location to my place of employ, I am here on the order of monthly.  A guacamole grilled chicken sandwich and garlic fries runs a bit under $8, is filling, and not bad, but not good either.  Another reviewer described the food here as \"unmemorable,\" and that is perhaps the perfect word.\n\nThe one out-of-the-ordinary thing that they do have here is the garlic fries.  These are essentially fries with a tablespoon of nearly raw garlic mixed with a bit of oil and herbs of some kind.  If you're into hardcore garlic like me, you'll appreciate them, otherwise pass.\n\nAlso note: they accept CASH ONLY, so be prepared for this occasionally annoying Berkeleyism.\n\nFinal Say: Stupendously OK.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bTBnvBiaZeY1trAo0NwGVg", "text": "Smart Alce's is amazing! Fantastically amazing. Nothing in the world compares. Well, for its genre anyway. The veggie burger is amazing. They have their own special recipe. It is delicious. Not only is it delicious, it's cheap! $3 for the veggie burger! How cool is that? \n\nIf you want to get soda and fries, it's only $4.90! \n\nBest part about it, is that if you buy something like 8 burgers, you get the 9th free! Are you awe struck now? You should be...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XSCtPo2vklAMbvb33dMH4Q", "date": "2007-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kK_JawCBPt7E5qdW5vL1Ug", "text": "Everyone always talks about the salads at Intermezzo.  But I'll go for a chef salad from Smart Alec's any day over the Intermezzo veggie delight.  Both have heaps of lettuce, which I'd just as soon leave behind.  It's all about the fillings.  And here's what Smart Alec's has to offer: kidney beans, chick peas, edamame, wheat berries, egg, avocado, tomato, carrots, croutons, and in my case, juicy roast chicken bites.  Intermezzo just does not deliver on all these fronts.  Plus, the cornbread at Smart Alec's is way better than the weird wheat bread at Intermezzo.  Smart Alec's also makes a mean eggplant melt.  They fall short on their garlic fries, which smell amazing but are really just mediocre fries with a blob of garlic in the middle, and their burgers, which are kind of thin and soggy and just not satisfying.  But I love that salad.  Plus, sometimes I see mice at Intermezzo.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2007-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 7, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "GFCFOwIqzD97lhmmAV7qRQ", "text": "This one star is not for the food especially, I used to come here ALL the time when I was a first year. \n\nBring in your As and get free fries or corn bread? Umm, yes please.  I loved the soups, the chinese chicken salad and the burgers and sandwiches. I loved them all.\n \nWith all this love, I still went there even after hearing they were closed for finding rat droppings. Yet, when I was eating my food and saw a real dead rat right next to me I was completely disgusted. \n\nIt wasn't even just seeing the dead rat, it was how they responded to it: we told them and they laughed it off as if this was a common occurrence! Then they just grabbed a broom and moved the rat. I didn't even see any hands being washed. \n\nNeedless to say it was difficult to finish the food we just ordered. They didn't even offer us a free meal or anything ): \n\nI guess if you have no issues with a rat infested restaurant... come here for cheap pretty good tasting food. \n\nBut seriously? Rat. Rat. Rat.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2010-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 15, "useful": 17, "funny": 11}, "review_id": "I82tFNWelkzxTq9G6wrkjg", "text": "Please don't tell me what I ate was a healthier choice because I won't believe you.  The burger and garlic fries combination (Big B Combo) I had was excellent.  \n\nThe burger is served open faced with a slathering of dressing on a whole wheat bun.  Fresh, crispy leaf lettuce, ripe tomatoes, a little red onion and pickle chips are stacked on the top half of the bun which sat below the patty half.  The minced garlic for the garlic fries is just scooped on top of the fries, and it's up to you to mix it in well with your fries (http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/VPb2n01LNuXe-LiejU_Y8A/l).\n\nAlthough I prefer my garlic fries to be all tossed around this small obstacle was no problem.  I eventually came up with a system to put as much garlic as I wanted onto each fry.  I appreciate that there is no extra charge for the garlic.  I would not have known that the fries were air-baked because they actually tasted better than some of the deep fried spuds I've had at other restaurants.\n\nThe burger was mildly seasoned and very juicy with a really nice pink color in the center and great beef taste.  The bun was a bit crusty near the edges so I just tore off parts of it and discarded it.  I know.  I hate wasting food too.  I should have wrapped it all up and taken it outside to feed the birds, but with my luck the Berkeley cops would have probably stopped and ticketed me.  That's another story.\n\nI liked Smart Alec's, and I will be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Aq_UdlsrjhBwGWb_U-xRA", "date": "2009-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0L7MOaGVzqWeRUjO7IgiRQ", "text": "This is the best non-meat burger I have ever had.  It doesn't have those lame-ass textures of so many other fake meats.  Nope.  Way f***ing better.  And it is vegan!  Yay!  \n\nAlso, the duder told me the soups are vegan, and so are the brownies!  Woo!  It is nice to have somewhere cheap and decent that I can eat.  Good place to go people watch CAL students.  God they are a weird bunch.  Do you ever wonder how these kids got into that school?  It amazes me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "taK2JaeD28cwkONWPottGQ", "date": "2009-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0uDueqeEzrWV0hTzGZ10Jw", "text": "When I went to UC Berkeley I came here all the time for lunch. I used to always get the vegetarian burger with avocado. Their soups are really good- all dairy free. The potato leek and the corn chowder are my favorites. \n\nMy friend Chelsea and I went on a trip up to the Bay Area a while back and Smart Alec's was the first place we ate. I got the same thing I always used to get, and Chelsea got a chinese chicken salad and hated it. She also wasn't impressed with the fries, especially with garlic on them. Sometimes their fries are really good though, I guess it just depends what day you go. They are \"air-baked\" I believe, so maybe that has something to do with it. \n\nBut, I do love this place, forever.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B4CmVIi6E3YC-jNjMMTbFQ", "date": "2011-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0vDRMIUOJD_G8f5afRGtog", "text": "I've been eating here since they opened, and though the food isn't always spectacular, the price is good and I feel good supporting a vegetarian \"burger\" joint.  Yes, the fries are baked, but I still think they're decent.  This is a great place to get warm food on a cold day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1h_UV-EwzmqZIB8uErf8ow", "date": "2006-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4avyAhEljxEvdahfEa0a5A", "text": "please please please open up a branch in san francisco! please!\n\nor more specifically, please please please open up a branch in the castro! we are dyyyyyying for a good salad place. and the air baked fries are so good. and the veggie burgers even better!\n\ni could eat this 5 days a week until i'm 90. i love this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OTuFYGOYQKAhzqzVqvh3Ew", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9gVLPCXzjwrCWNICHekMfQ", "text": "Every single time I'm in Berkeley I make a stop here for the BEST corn chowder I've ever had in my life. Along with cornbread and a fresh iced tea, it's one the best meals I could possibly have. I usually make my stops at my usual places I know in Berkeley, but out of the blue one day I decided to stop in here after always seeing this place packed to the brim and the amazing smells coming from inside. I definitely was not disappointed!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "14TLluF-WH72QjAoFjH1Dg", "date": "2011-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BXpLFL6Bxb_73F14JZ4VmQ", "text": "they used to be good, but these guys went down hill when they started making real meat burgers. \"Smart\" ? I dont think so! They are too expensive. They are contradictory, offering air-baked frys with nasty beef burgers cooked in nasty oil.\n\nNothing makes this place unique any more. It might as well be another \"Jack n' The Box\".  BOOOOO!\n\nThe frys are very bland and wayyy dry!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "XRdGLTfHVrUBYnDwC7WVKw", "date": "2008-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d3tldMxky7fUF7IahbRMoA", "text": "Garlic Fries + Special Sauce!\nAll there sandwiches are great. The soup and cornbread as well.\n\nDont forget to get a discount card, where if you buy 10 items you get one free.\n\nI still need to try the burgers.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dCP-zupHquqcNETTAoRBgQ", "text": "I'm not sure if I reviewed this place yet, but every time I've gone here the food has been really good.  The fries are really tasty too.  It's a good place to satisfy both vegetarian friends and non-veggie friends as well.  The prices are within reason and it's probably a little better than say...the food court down the street.  (Even though that Japanese place makes damn good spicy tofu but I can never remember the name of it.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YbZg36FoMgkKcTEPae5siA", "date": "2006-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eet33LfNq5gUaQhSkR1Ssg", "text": "I really don't get why Smart Alec's is so popular.  I have tried a few times to like it, but failed.  Just walk a few more blocks to Intermezzo and you will be much happier.  Particularly un-yummy is their eggplant sandwich - stay away from that one.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mpFmGLVfimmVlwPc80pq2w", "date": "2008-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FASrtO7-xSj73YikikQYNQ", "text": "I love Smart Alec's! I can go there, get a burger and fries that look and taste like the national chains we all secretly love, and know what I'm eating isn't bad for me. It's a dream come true. The only problem, for me, is the location...at 3,000+ miles from my apartment, it's a bit far to go for lunch. We have a similar concept place here in Boston (b.good), but their veggie burgers and baked fries aren't nearly as good as Alec's. (They taste like veggie burgers and potatoes, not like a fast food burger and fries.)\n\nBTW, Smart Alec's salads are good, too. They're huge (like at Intermezzo)! Far more than a meal's worth for me, and I'm a big eater. I recommend you ask for the dressing on the side, so you can take half (or more) of the salad home for later and not have it get soggy. Oh, and you get a big piece of bread (corn or brown, I think) with the salad. Lots of good food!\n\nBut on my next trip to Berkeley, I'll be starting with the burger and fries. Thanks for being so smart, Alec! Any plans to open a Boston store?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n0-AenBPYIPZznNiHXgATQ", "date": "2007-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HEUc7NxaJADYXzprWXdYMw", "text": "Burgers - eh. Salad - eh. Fries - eh. Nothing spectacular here. Not enough flavor for me. Maybe I should try something different next time. If there is a next time. Cal always wants to take me back so that we'll eat healthy. I don't go to Berkeley often, but I prefer to dine at other places there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bjs9yz6OJ4kg4Z5RvlrmHg", "date": "2007-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j3BvyNHQbDrPPjcULV1vFg", "text": "When I used to work in Berkeley, I'd go to Smart Alec's and get a salad to go, eat half for lunch and then eat the other half for dinner - they're huge! Unless you can take half home for later, you should split with a friend or get a half portion. Almost every time I'm in Berkeley now, I stop by for a salad or a veggie burger with their yummy air-puffed french fries.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Sc7T4XlLnqhvk6bk0I6iFA", "date": "2007-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jde5K6WjoOXzgVLCGjUPVw", "text": "I ate here YEARS ago when they first opened and my BFF raved about the \"baked\" fries. They are, indeed, good.\nCasual, affordable - a nice place that is a tad more healthy - depending on what you order and the quantity you consume.\n\nGood salads with fresh lettuce is a plus.\n\nCrammed with college (UC) kids and their parents.\n\nLike Andrea C. says - good but not amazing.\nBut I'll take Smart Alec's over alot of the othe Telegraph fast food & pizza spots any day!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_BcWyKQL16ndpBdggh2kNA", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k4x9Jzko0p5W9DfYTDT7DA", "text": "Good fries, good chicken pesto sandwich, good cornbread and a great \"we're not here to make you're life better, we're just here to feed you\" attitude.  Get in, get fed, get out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H4JNrBAoyCk_ZMZWbAf8OA", "date": "2005-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kEOyBTyDRY91gCn-GcLwgA", "text": "I've fallen in the trap of finding one thing I really like and not ever getting anything else.  That thing is the roasted turkey sandwich.  I'm not normally a fan of mayo, but the cranberry mayo is excellent.  The wheat bread is good too.  The soups and salad I've tried are just okay, nothing special.  I think they're cash only, which is annoying when I've walked by and wanted to grab a sandwich.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I1hVXnxNVBvbJ9ZY9zwgnA", "date": "2010-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lq73ByK3slrcm_sJy4eHoQ", "text": "Great burgers, super crowded inside but the food tasted yummy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IyagumdpEqE91-2IV9i7eQ", "date": "2011-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N0rJs1op8P80nW0hFirGRQ", "text": "Personally, I think their burgers are a little better than average... But I think their garlic fries and corn bread is to die for! Plus, on the upside... this place is pretty darn healthy. Their salads are also really good and they give you such a large proportion for a decent price.\n\nIt's conveniently located near campus and for Cal students who bring in an A paper or test... you get a free side of garlic fries! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QeeoG5Ij9wQpYHWDhx1QbA", "text": "The basil chicken burger is very good here. I really miss the garlic fries and my girlfriend was absolutely in love with the corn bread when we were students at Berkeley.\n\nThe salads are hugeeeee and overall, it is a good please to go if you are trying to be semi healthy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KVoYCx8tvlxxAqEi2jZ5fA", "date": "2010-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QvPKh43R4EB7cJSfEQ-GEg", "text": "Pros:\nHUGE salad \ndecent cornbread\ntasty chicken basil sandwich \nfries are tasty\nVariety of seating options\nNice staff\n\nCons:\nIt can get pretty loud when it's busy\nYou have to bundle up indoors when the weather is cold out (because the door stays open)\n\nOverall: Decent eats, well-worth what you pay. I'm definetely coming back to try the other things on the menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qPGhjScyxtuHrWXN4A8VXg", "date": "2009-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_rzti_Y_B-1A1h0gjmttXQ", "text": "I love eating healthy so I had to try this place.\n\nFirst off, the staff seemed pretty impatient as I was standing there staring at their menu. I ordered their chicken sandwich on wheat bread and it was actually pretty good except for the fact the bread was super dry. My boyfriend ordered a burger along with garlic fries. Alright, here it goes. The fries were awful! I want to know just how healthy they really are because they were so oily! They were soft and mushy and dry. I am still trying to decide if I should give them 2 or 3 stars. I wish I could settle for 2.5.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PZ7zZyF_pSO7Vmqs4FDD4g", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yAJOnNRo2gkHLDfWAk2IPw", "text": "The sesame tofu salad, with its lightly toasted tofu and crunchy noodles, turned me into a tofu eater. Maybe the salad comes with a little too much dressing, but it's delicious so just ask for it on the side. I dare you to find better cornbread anywhere. The veggie burgers are also tasty and are only like $3. You really can't beat that price eating out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "12srEETZY-QLNR6fp8_2Kw", "date": "2006-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6BeW8YrWjeIDrfD8OdyKmg", "text": "In culinary terms, is \"intelligent\" synonymous with \"bland\"?\n\nSmart Alec's makes a good argument for that case.\n\nAir-baked fries.  I didn't bother to find out why this method is preferable to the tried and true method of frying the shit out of them in oil (undoubtedly some notion of healthiness), but this method sure sucks out any flavor in the potato, as well as making it impossible to eat more than three fries without having to have a drink.  I sat there forcing these bland silica sticks with a topping of garlic in my mouth vowing to never again eat fries if they aren't still dripping in oil.\n\nBurgers.  How does an \"all-beef\" patty taste like a vegan patty?  Is this some subtle conditioning method used by Smart Alec's to convert me over to a cruelty-free cheeseburger?  Again, I didn't have an answer.  I was also kind of confused when my avocado burger came out as a guacamole burger.\n\nLife lessons learned from Smart Alec's:\n-Frying with oil and/or butter means flavor\n-Not using oil or butter means no flavor\n\n\n\nEating bland food is stupid.  So Smart Alec's must actually be stupid.  Hah!  I get it now!  The name is ironic!  Oh they sure got me.  Good one, guys.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FXjdq9gXV9FcdWG6VKeFgA", "date": "2008-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EhzM8Li_H_By5LM-5BNylg", "text": "I love the garlic fries here since it makes me feel like it's healthy.  Hey they did say it was BAKED!  The salads here are also huge and the cornbread is to die for.  I remember I would order one and share with my boyfriend in the SLC.  Ah, those were the days.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jd17L6-fmSZzzF-0Fhjhxg", "date": "2007-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RIRL9Cd8inPW_DUGDtFmuQ", "text": "I am your typical carb-loving 21-year-old college student. I see the word \"diet\" and I cringe. Mayonnaise is often my favorite part of a sandwich. I thrive on Top Ramen and pasta. You can imagine I was a bit skeptical about a restaurant that advertises its food as \"healthy\". \n\nAs I seem to learn over and over again in life, I was too quick to judge. I'm not sure if it's possible to go wrong at Smart Alec's, but I haven't found a way as of yet. The turkey sandwiches are fantastic (with a cranberry-mayo exclusively at Smart Alec's that satisfies my carb-cravings while being much healthier than traditional mayonnaise), the salads are plentiful and scrumptious (yes, I'm bringing that word back), and the corn bread is fresh. \n\nCritics claim the menu isn't all that healthy. I like to think of Smart Alec's as a hybrid car- it isn't perfect, but it's a great transitional restaurant for those of us who see healthy and think inedible. The bottom line is that they serve fast food that tastes great and comes periodically with extra nutrition instead of rodent limbs.  \n\nThe only drawbacks are that they only accept cash, the lines can be a bit long and I regret not bringing my biohazard suit when I use their restroom.\n\nAll in all, Smart Alec's is a delectable way for both you and your wallet to be full. Highly recommended!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0B-j0AthwTydeGcRT6PTkg", "date": "2007-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ua_1Lwr82oVK_hTcFamWZA", "text": "Quite possibly one of the worst places I've ever eaten at.  A lot of people really like it, and quite a few of my friends have recommended it, but maybe I never order the right thing.  I love eating good food, and I'm health conscious about my food most of the time, but the food here was just not edible.\n\nI've had the baked fries and the garlic fries.  Honestly, I can \"bake\" my own fries and they will taste much better.  The fries were pretty bad.  The chili was totally gross.  The  \"burgers\" are inedible.  The cornbread is okay, I guess.  I have not tried the salads, but my friends seem to like them, so if I ever come back here (which I probably won't), I'll try a salad.  \n\nMaybe I'm a snob, but the place is really dirty and not suitable for dining in.  It's basically the equivalent of the asian ghetto, but with bad food (b/c at least a couple of places at the asian ghetto have redeemable food despite the dirtiness of everything).  Oh yea, and they don't take credit cards.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "xfbSQGUaUAlkQ_v-ZCR09A", "date": "2008-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ujwICYdR2apTL1I6JmesCg", "text": "Supposedly healthy choices here, but let's be real for a minute... we're eating burgers and fries.  I'm not here to discuss the healthiness of their meals.  I'm no expert, what do you want to listen to me for anyway?  I like burgers, and Smart Alec's was pretty tasty.\n\nAs burgers go, this baby weren't no different than many other burgers I've had save for the whole wheat bun.  I mean you got your meat, your cheese, your lettuce, tomato, onion, your special house sauce, and a side of fries.  It's a burger, and it was tasty.  My friend and I ate a combo meal each for under 20 bucks.  Not bad, and not too much different than any place I can get meals from here in Sacramento.\n\nBig sunny windows, friendly enough staff, good people watching, no complaints.  I will warn you though, that the garlic fries pack a serious punch.  I could smell those babies a few tables down from me.  That's powerful stuff!\n\nCash only!!!!!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ixZIknpdVX4IALjOCVk8fg", "date": "2011-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wPmUyiugNcjyL2xCxv4VWg", "text": "Very polarizing place.  I will note that while I partake of their food (and enjoy), it can be somewhat dry and lack flavor.  I would credit that more to the nature of preparation and ingredients then anything.  After all, this isn't some artificially flavored non-sense.  I've always enjoyed the burgers and chicken sandwiches - it's never made me sick and I have practically no immunity to bacteria in my stomach - the most minutae thing sets me off.  The oven fries are okay - I'm willing to tolerate that sort of thing time to time.  I feel safer eating here then many other places on Telegraph/Channing area.  The cash thing is a bummer so come with that in mind.  The cashier might hemorrhage if they see a credit card in your hand.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l7APd9D45Hzzm4TeWAcgmg", "date": "2008-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "1qvPfX9nSRz-VEpMkTxE6A", "text": "This is where my man likes to go when I offer to treat him to a meal. Hey, I can't complain. I'm a lucky girl to have such a cheap date. Plus vegans (him) and vegetarians (I) both come away with a satisfying meal. The fries could be improved upon, but you can't expect much when fries are baked for health's sake. I'll still eat 'em!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UZ6YOaTiZ1lTZWKASIkVuA", "date": "2005-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8ea1GdNvRMgOyf-0ZegqNQ", "text": "I think I ate here once a week because my boyfriend was absolutely obsessed with it. For one, no matter what you order make sure you get it with their cornbread. SO AMAZING!!! And everything really is made healthier there. Their garlic fries will for sure make you smell like garlic so don't go on a date or to an interview afterwards!!! Their avocado chicken burgers are a fav of mine and their corn chowder I have to learn how to make...mmmmmmm", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wCtf5_zG8EpWiBp_Oi7P0g", "date": "2008-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ag3D9W7eOloKvUHR-0rqlQ", "text": "I think after eating here, my IQ dropped by like 30 points...\n\nJust kidding.\n\nBut seriously, I think just after the two burgers my friend and I ordered...we were slowly falling into a food coma. I think it was the mayonnaise-type of sauce they had on their burgers that made it incredibly heavy. :(\n\nMy friend ordered a cornbread on the side as well, which wasn't all that bad, but it wasn't anything extraordinary. \n\nAnyways, the food was fresh and well-cooked, so at least when we ate ourselves into a food coma, we weren't slowly DYING in the process, haha.\n\nMaybe next time we should try eating a salad. Yelpers seem to be leaning toward a more positive side on that.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "L8qWx1ai2mnqZRuT-wjrtw", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cfbCVDGYURUnKbOoAknOqQ", "text": "I'd say, S. Alec is C. Intermezzo's scrawny but not-yet-malnutritioned cousin.\n\ngood for grab-n-go lunches though! fast service, cheap prices, and close to campus--perfect for the dirt-poor college student who's starving and running late for class.\n\nTofu & avacado sandwich FTW.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M1CoMdlEFktYLIXBTXWzsA", "date": "2008-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-coutE7xvJyJrZPKjbTTLw", "text": "I remember the best thing after a long day of studying at Moffit was the warm and creamy goodness of Smart Alec's corn chowder, complemented perfectly by the huge helping of sweet cornbread!  \n\nI discovered this place in my sophomore year, when a friend of mine urged me to try the vegetarian Big A burger.  I was skeptical at first, since healthy food never really attracted me.  But as soon as I had my frist bite, I was in love.  Although I could tell that the Big A wasn't meat, I enjoyed its unique hearty taste, especially when you add the house sauce (a form of thousand island) on it. \n\nI've probably tried everything on the menu, and haven't found one thing I dislike.  My faves are the Big A, the corn chowder, the cornbread, the semi-sweet brownies, the turkey and cranberry sandwich, and the smoothies.  \n\nThe current cold weather really makes me want the chowder even more! mmm", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wpTZdFaOITAco8evnTtBUA", "date": "2008-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CYQMu5jbepKY7GjftEQOBA", "text": "Just got back from this place, and I have some mixed feelings.\n\nI ordered a the Big B with garlic fries, despite the reviews saying it's just a lump of garlic stuff on top, since it's hard for me to turn down garlic anything. Turns out everyone was right, it's not worth getting garlic on the fries. The fries were surprisingly good though, once you got past the lump of garlic on top, and I'm finding it a little hard to believe they weren't fried, but I guess I'll have to take their word for it (or see if I can catch them taking some out of the oven for proof).\n\nNow, the burger. I generally eat mine naked (with the exception of cheese, or maybe specialty toppings if it's that kind of place), so I asked for the lettuce/tomato/onions/dressing on the side,  but the burger was served to me with all of that on it already. I did eat it that way, since I wanted to sit down and eat already, and it was good, but I don't appreciate being served food a different way than I asked for it, especially when it was clear the person that took my order heard me. \n\nOverall: good fries, decent burger, but if I was craving McDonald's (which I do sometimes, but I haven't given in yet!) I wouldn't use this as a sub.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tXRWNj9yYlQt0bNzPsx_nQ", "date": "2009-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EBZptxt2Oj3-1MT7GYTkEQ", "text": "I like Smart Alecs. I like how they give you a choice of cornbread or wheatbread with their salads. I've been going to Smart Alec's for about 5 years, but I just had their Chicken Sesame Salad which is really good. There was a little too much dressing, so next time I'll order dressing on the side (I don't like too much dressing in general).\n\nI've had the Basil Chicken burger and I love their sauce in the chicken burger. I rate this place 4 stars because it's pretty decent. Considering the selection of food around the area (bad, greasy, or just heavy)- this place is pretty good if you want something lighter and with a few more vegetables. I'm sure people will redirect you to Intermezzo down the streets for salads, but I personally think the lines are a little too long and there's hardly any seating there. Smart Alec's has plenty of seating. They also have delicious cornbread (and what I believe to be?) brownies that are some sort of vegan? (could be wrong).\n\nI will say, honestly, I don't like the eggplant sandwich thing. Although, I think for me it's more of a texture thing than a taste thing. It has this weird, kind of slimy consistency. \n\nOh and last thought- they give free fries away for A papers! Although, I go to UCB and that doesn't happen very often. Haha.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P0EhNe5QAJCudE_DX76Dwg", "date": "2008-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fOlwRHhsfFd-x7s3vxtASw", "text": "I like Smart Alec's. Their food doesn't leave you feeling heavy, uncomfortable, and greasy about yourself. And it's super fast food. I don't worry too much just coming in here and ordering to-go if I'm in a hurry.\n\nHowever, sometimes the bun of my burger is soggy or my fries are too dry and crunchy. I wouldn't really mind if it only happened once in a while, but it happens to me consistently.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ilOKrdBtszUeRkuiJfpwHQ", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IBHz7TjUc2wpmwvfYOcLuA", "text": "Not bad, not bad.  Healthy fare, baked fries, veggie options, loads of veggies, and pretty decent flavors.  What a nice alternative when you want something quick but don't want the mass-produced saturated trans-fattie food companies go here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5L0eiAkoQIVvI_XOjzhFpA", "date": "2006-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ih7ax9VEkOsUDhWiTKSTpQ", "text": "Nothing here has blown me away, but it's always been of good taste and quality. I usually come when I'm craving cornbread, because their salads all come with a big generous chunk! Also, their portions are very large; a half salad is more than enough to fill me up, and a full salad is easily shared among 2 people. My only gripe is that the chicken in their salads is pretty dry, so I would prefer ordering a vegetarian salad over paying extra for dry chicken. Their garlic fries are tasty too, but don't taste very good left over so finish them right away!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iiH-eWKZDIUSPpCuNvbhGw", "text": "My go-to place for a delicious and filling salad. I always get the superior chef's salad with tuna and it never disappoints me. I like how the tuna isn't dripping with mayonnaise and the variety of goodies in the mix (hardboiled egg, carrot slices, sprouts, edamame, garbanzo beans, croutons) but let's be real, I mostly go for the cornbread. HUGE piece, perfect amount of sweetness, moist, and comes with every salad. The salad + cornbread combo can definitely cover for lunch and dinner. The half sized salad + cornbread is also filling enough for lunch or a light dinner.\n\nTheir eggplant melt is also amazing and the veggie patty used for the burgers are so juicy and non-obviously-vegetarian that my diehard carnivore of a boyfriend was duped. Absolutely duped.\n\nOne star off for inconsistent quality of ingredients (have gotten stale cornbread at the end of the night, extremely dry and almost inedible carrot slices before, dry and funky tasting tofu) and the inconvenience of the Cash Only policy. Luckily, the atm is literally right across the street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jq4GXDENxWJIXasqDYPPWQ", "text": "I've been on the fence about this place for awhile now.  It's one of those places that I keep going back to even though I have strong reservations.  The problem isn't that Smart Alec's attempts to be healthy, the problem is that both culinary and health interests tend to be sacrificed in favor of speed: whether or not their food is nutritionally healthy (or healthier), it is still fast food and suffers as a result.\n\nThe good: \n\nThe soups are surprisingly tasty and all vegan.  I particularly like the potato leek.  However, the soup serving sizes are smaller than the portion sizes of everything else, so unfortunately, unless you eat like a bird, soup will probably not suffice as an entree. \n\nThe hummus.  Believe it or not, they have amazing homemade hummus.  Way better than what they serve at Julie's Healthy Cafe.  It's kind of light and fluffy.  \n\nThe mediocre and the paradoxical:\n\nTheir veggie burger patty is homemade and, IMO, leaves much to be desired in terms of taste.\n\nI love potatoes.  Their fries taste okay and are a good placebo if you are on a diet, but for some reason the burger/fries combo leaves me with the same nasty feeling in my tummy that keeps me away from fast food.  I believe that they're healthier than Burger King, but my tummy remains a skeptic.\n\nThe salads are okay, but Intermezzo does have fresher ingredients.  Also, the tofu here is weirdly tough and chewy.  It's plain unappealing to me.  The 1/2 salad and 1/2 sandwich or soup combo is one of the better deals here. The dressing on the vegan cesear salad made me ill, so I steer clear of that.  \n\nLast but not least, the cornbread is good, but without question not so healthy.  And it's absurd that you get a huge piece of cornbread or a tiny slice of wheat bread with your salad.   Also, you have to deal with the fact that the fast food-style computer ordering system won't allow for many reasonable substitutions. You can't, for example, pay the difference between the cost of fries and cornbread and get fries instead of cornbread with your salad.  Why?  Because there isn't a button for it.  Things like that are just stupid and annoying.\n\nIn terms of ambiance, I think this is one of the least pleasant places to eat-in.  Almost always crowded and the people distributing the food yell out order numbers at an urgent pace, which makes me feel rushed when I'm trying to eat.\n\nIf this were a normal-pace diner and not \"Intelligent Fast Food\" it would be better all around.  It's not really fast anyway, since the line is usually so damn long.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yaYavkb5OxRTlVzvFCvMkQ", "date": "2007-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k7K_5E20SqOiDfLX56D9TA", "text": "I typically got the veggie burger here with fries and, although it brags about being healthy, I always left feeling stuffed and a little sick to my stomach.  (Okay, I shouldn't have eaten all the fries, so that's on me.)  I had co-workers who were into this place, but I never really got it.  For my money, it's better to head down the street and try out another eatery on Telegraph.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rI_ETKjRhH6yJtUTNHpJdQ", "date": "2010-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lMgvn4mKfGPv3zWOONHfsQ", "text": "The air-baked fries (garlic variety at no additional cost!) were quite good.  How exactly do they do that air baking thing anyway?  It tastes less greasy than typical burger joint fries and it makes you feel healthier.  The combo meals are a great deal - I got a roasted turkey breast sandwich with medium garlic fries and medium soda for $6.21.  The sandwich is made with two thick sliced wheat bread, turkey, cranberry mayo, lettuce, tomato and red onion.  My only complaint is that the turkey slices are few compared to the bread portion.  \n\nBottom line:  I would definitely come back for their fries!  Maybe try their homemade soups next time as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tJW7CSehQbuXu97ilY_uEA", "date": "2007-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mzS5-JThp-kaAJHTj8ijTg", "text": "I taken to Smart alecs by my friend who swore by their vegan brownies.I live in nyc and have to say the Vegan options especially the baked good are to be desired.I ordered the turkey sandwich and corn chowder with of course a vegan brownie.Everything was fresh healthy and yummy.The vegan brownie was so gooood.It was like super moist light chocolate cake.The turkey sandwich had real moist turkey in it..and the corn chowder was some of the best chowder I ever tasted.My only regret is that I was unable to come back again and had to jet off to Vegas.Next time soon though!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_La2zuZhDN2XhNUeYKnBXQ", "date": "2008-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nB9TK6pciFYV5ODK3imkkw", "text": "When I was a Berkeley student, I was a regular at Smart Alec's. I always ordered the Sesame Chicken Salad -- it was light, healthy, and flavorful. However, be prepared when you order chicken breast in this restaurant, because they use white meat, which gets dry when they cook it.\n\nSmart Alec's is a healthy alternative to chain fast food restaurants, but some of its dishes have much less flavor than McDonald's or Jack in the Box because of this. After ordering much of the menu during the time I lived in Berkeley, I would only order a few dishes: the corn chowder, the corn bread, the sesame chicken salad, the chicken basil burger, and the fries (garlic or no garlic). The rest of the menu can be dry or lack flavor, but these dishes I listed are delicious. The fries are air-baked, not fried, so their texture and flavor can take getting used to, but they are amazing. You also can choose to get wheat bread or corn bread with every order, and the corn bread is a must -- it is so moist and delicious!\n\nI still go back to Smart Alec's just about every time I visit Berkeley. If you're a student, save your tests, papers, or homework assignments for which you received an A grade, and you can get an order of free fries!\n\nThe service is just okay, but it can get crowded, so you can expect to wait in line, and wait for your food as well. The restaurant isn't the cleanest, but it is comfortable, and good for larger groups if you can find the space.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "td6sDpujBsSLkUuk1zLSNg", "date": "2010-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OMGOU0FqIIgSwt1WAoXQ_A", "text": "Smart Alec's is a great option for quick food on Telegraph. The soups are great, the Veggie burger is decent, and garlic fries are perfectly garlicky. Customer service is, well, better than at most fast food places I suppose. Great value for quick vegan food, you get a lot for your money, and the Tofu and Avocado sandwich is enormous.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8QLgVQ1VDlEq7xdXQT6dag", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qioE0Ig5sW59ji2EP8X0lA", "text": "It's tough for me to fully believe 'evil grub' (ie. fries and burgers) could be made healthy so I'm always suspicious when places push this angle. After examining their nutrition legend and eating here 15+ times, I've concluded that it does a good job marrying health and craving. It's definitely healthier than other fast food joints!\n\n+ Quick service, food comes out in a blaze considering the number of orders they cater (bravo!)\n+ Food is healthier to nearby alternatives and is GOOD\n-  Place could be better well kept\n- When the windows facing North and West are open, they let in cigarette smoke (ack)\n\nFinal Call:\nYou get free fries for turning in 'A' work! How cool is that!? Even without the superior grades, I'm coming back for a healthy meal. \n\n********************\nMunchies:\n\n1. Basil chicken sandwich\n     + Juicy chicken, basil mayo is a nice smear\n2. Wheat bread\n     + Fresh and fluffy\n3. Corn bread\n     + You haven't had corn bread 'til you tried some of dis!\n4. Corn chowder\n     + Rich in flavor without clogging up your arteries (as fast)\n5. Vegetable soup\n     + Veggies retain some of their firmness while emitting their flavors\n6. Mandarin chicken salad\n     + Ask them to go light on the dressing and bam, you've got a winner\n7. Chef's superior salad\n     + Wheat germ, yum!\n8. Veggie burger\n     *  Neutral rating, it tastes aiiiiiite\n9. Fries\n     ++ For satisfying my craving for fries without giving me an immediate heart attack\n10. Mango Smoothie\n     - Too sweet, overuse on the concentrate", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RiZLymNy5_NWR9_VGb_I2Q", "text": "I was craving a burger and I stumbled upon this place because people were ordering here like crazy. I ordered their burger and it was pretty much flavorless. Where was the beef flavor unless I ordered a vegan patty by accident which I didn't. I even had vegan burgers better than this. The fries were tasteless and bland. I did everything I can to make the burger better but seriously, it was bad. My friend didn't like his food either which was an eggplant sandwich. It was just bad with no flavor, so sauce and greasy. He let me take a bite and I wanted to spit it out. His chili was horrible as well. It tasted like it came from a can...nothing special about this place other than it might be healthy but it does not taste good at all.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6wkY6tallaEQ-QDOFqZJKg", "date": "2009-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SPV6229k3kHtjJRskBt2nw", "text": "Air baked garlic fries are so garlicky, you wake up with garlic breath the next morning!  That's how garlic fries should be.  When I was in college, bringing a paper/test with an A got you free fries.\n\nI'm not a veggie burger fan, but I always got the eggplant melt or basil chicken burger.\n\nFor soups, my favorites are potato leek and the corn chowder (but I prefer Intermezzo for salads.)  The cornbread is as addictive as the fries.\n\nI obviously have lots of fond Cal memories of Smart Alec's... what's not to like about friendly healthy fast food on Telegraph?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gfyW0vuJls8ARoHmogfcmw", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T6Lg-Kc-K-jfrBDMQBNkMg", "text": "My first time in Berkeley and my friend and I needed a place to eat lunch. We decided to walk down Telegraph Avenue and this was the first place we came upon and decided to give it a try. \n\nI ordered the Big B Burger with Garlic fries. The burger was good, the special sauce on the burger wasn't anything memorable but the burger was tasty. There was garlic on the fries but these weren't garlic fries. I like the garlic to drench the fries, and these really didn't.  The food here is very reasonably priced and there is a large variety on the menu that you can order.  I left feeling satisfied.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fvNmwPu0RU7Wcr1Z6gFhrQ", "date": "2009-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u4OgQwdZDYMzqHAvMA4I0g", "text": "I hate to do this to ya Smart Alec's, but you betrayed me. I went to pick up some soup here one time like I always do, but this time I was followed out the door by a dirty pigeon and a RAT that were just running around the dining area. I know stuff happens that you can't control....but come on...it followed me down the street. Did I mention this was broad daylight? People were squealing at the sight of it on the sidewalk. I will never forget that image, and I don't think I can ever eat that food again thinking about it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "MLNlRG396O4vyss5rd5K_g", "date": "2009-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vZtDhk3UwjH-OrVbsJ5AKQ", "text": "Eh, Smart Alec's is pretty mediocre and possibly overrated.  The sandwich bread is way too thick, such that it detracts from the veggies and the patty.   The fries tend to be overbaked and dry.  I really like the cornbread and the potato leek soup, though. \n\nAs for the seating area itself, sometimes there are lots of flies.\n\nCash-only, so that's often a pain in the ass.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BffbRhFb-Bv8LgTKacykAA", "date": "2007-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_wLOBHgU0B32DfsRByosPg", "text": "GREAT veggie lunch or dinner spot in Berkeley for a casual, very Berkeley atmosphere.  Veggie burgers are super cheap and tasty. The salads are OK, the best part is the big hunk of corn bread.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wds_aPj1F1Nip8wOG-lEoQ", "date": "2007-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wre9kOX12i7YB-Gj8uPB0A", "text": "The best turkey sandwich with cranberry mayo ever.  Thick slices whole wheat bread with hot turkey breast, lettuce, sweet onions, tomato and the cranberry mayo is so good I always order extra.  The garlic fries are great too.  They are always served hot and real garlicky so bring breath mints for later.  The vegetable soup is real comfort food and comes with whole wheat bread or corn bread.  Don't let the long lines scare you.  The line moves very quickly.\n\nTIPS:  Pick up a frequent diner card.  For every 10 meals you get a free hamburger or soup.\nThe corn bread is not sweet so if you are a Jiffy Cornbread fan like me skip the cornbread and go for wheat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hnJdXcsvyR7PpWjoZGnJiA", "date": "2008-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X3AUPsjwqVm5T-0wbUVXbA", "text": "My first time in Berkeley and it seemed like a pretty crowded place, so we stopped in for a quick lunch. I got the caesar salad and my bf got the hamburger. he wanted to get a fruit smoothie too, but they were out. I guess the AC wasn't working either, It was really hot inside.\n\nI couldn't finish half of my salad because the leaves did not look healthy. The dressing was only so so. Overall, I do not think I will be coming back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "RaSq7WPbxH7Dm5yfVBAgYw", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3J2Lk1Kh1gHTRy-2pKUckw", "text": "The burger here are ok. Nothing really special about it, it taste the same as burgers everywhere else. The fries were really good though. I love the garlic fries here because they actually put a good amount of garlic into their fries.\n\nI also tried the salad here and it is pretty good. It is interesting how there is a pot full of chicken pieces and they just scoop it on top... it didnt look that great when I saw them do it because the chicken was watery. But it tasted fine. The cornbread was really good, and they give you a really big piece.\n\nThe cornbread and the fries here are probably the only reason why I would come here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "886PK4cguRAHtD-mUnSZTg", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4vzgiF0ci9LQnyWxbpUz4w", "text": "I love how healthy and quick this place is. To me, they give huge portions leaving me full and extras to save for later. Their Tuna Sandwich was delicious :) Salads were decent, I would prefer ordering the half order instead of the full order because the full order is humongous! Salads come with cornbread or a piece of bread but I would definitely recommend getting their cornbread.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "coq8w8Yk_Q9CyJxrIyETXA", "date": "2012-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5bk50lYWFaq0tMC9drPYzA", "text": "I love this place. They make everything themselves, from the bread to the hummus. Even their italian salad dressing has a unique, amazing taste. I come here almost every day and have yet to be dissatisfied with their food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xuMoiqpQA_B3Kk77QryInQ", "date": "2008-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7Nuh9PNjcauk_lI5ig4w3Q", "text": "First timer at this place. I was surprised by their cheap prices and it's definitely filling. Also my first time making a review for yelp... so here it goes!!\n\nSERVICE & ATMOSPHERE: Good friendly service as expected, super fast service got my food in less than 5 min. Spacy place a lot of places to sit and eat.\n\nMY ORDER: I got the #1 combo Big A Burger w/ Garlic Fries & Coke\nI had no idea I accidentally ordered a veggie burger, but after taking my first bite I had no regrets ordering it, it was so good I might even go vegetarian because of this veggie burger. Their fries was eehhhhhhh whatever.. nothing special but pretty good still. I thought their garlic fries was gonna be good but all I got was a littly lump of minced garlic on the side.\n\nThe good thing about all the food here is that it's supposedly really healthy. I'm definitely coming back here to try out all their other stuff. Their name got the \"A+\" in it but I'm gonna give it an A-", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1URFSk3qJRHLZNuf3mg22g", "date": "2009-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7oWtod4ybawM4Virk43Eag", "text": "No, I don't think Smart Alec's food made me more intelligent. It's pretty hyped for a lunch place (now opened for breakfast). During lunch hours, the line can go out the door. This place is cash only like your usual Berkeley food spots.\n\nThey're famous for their burgers, their vegetarian burgers. I guess my meat loving side just can't really deal with it. It's very bland in taste and very dried in texture. The bun is a bit soggy from the juice of the patty. Their burgers are not very interesting for me to comment much about.\n\nThey do serve soups and salads. I didn't find their garlic fries as tasty as others have said. Last time, and the only time I had it, they put this giant scoop of raw garlic on top of regular fries. I think I preferred to walk half a block to I.B. Hoagie's for their LEGIT garlic fries.\n\nOh and if you ever paid attention to their placemats, bring in an A paper/exam and you get free fries. Also, you can read about how healthy their food is (maybe that's why it's so bland and gross to me. I'm a true believer of burgers being moderately greasy.)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9B5rNw3BmlkI2FsfW4hVjA", "text": "It's been 4 years since I was a student at Cal...but eating here this past wknd brought back TONS of memories of being a student there.  I used to love Smart Alec's for their amazing salads, and it is jst as good now as it was then.  \n\nI brought my BF around Telegraph because he's never been, and we decided to have lunch here b/c I have such fond memories of it.  I ordered a superior chef salad with chicken...which was HUGE!  My BF ordered a avodcado burger combo, but we ended up just sharing my salad and eating some garlic fries, and saving the entire burger for later.  The salad was more than enough.  If you are a salad lover you will really love it here...the ingredients are so fresh, the serving size is fantastic, and they have the besssttttttt poppy seed salad dressing (highly recommended!).  Their fries are also \"air-baked,\" which are supposed to have only 9 grams of fat (in a large) as compared to b/w 25-33 grams of fat in fast food fries.  I'm obsessed with fries so any excuse is good to me :)  \n\nI really wish they had a place like this around where I live.  It would be a weekly fixture in my life.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U0td8N54h7ILgmGDb1yGjQ", "date": "2009-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CYdndOejfT_-UDxJAbgj2A", "text": "I like this place a lot. It just FEELs healthy. \n\nThe ambiance is really casual, your usual Berkeley fast-food-ish place. The best part is this place is actually pretty fast. You only have to wait like 10 minutes max even if it's busy.\n\nI usually order the regular burger. It is SUPER filling and can get soggy near the end but good for that burger fix if you are fiending for it and don't want to eat McDonald's (not too many burger places in Berkeley. I guess there is IB's across the street and Bongo Burger around but Bongo Burger has a less healthier feel. Don't know if that makes sense.).\n\nToday I ordered the half salad half sandwich which I found to be delightful as well. Portions are big, and the cranberry mayo made the Roast Turkey sandwich absolutely delicious. It had a sweet tang that made it pleasant to eat. Just enough of a sandwich to get your fix and you don't have to be overwhelmed or bored by the second half. \n\nFriend and I then shared the large garlic fries. Freshest fries he's ever had at Smart Alec's, he said. They were warm, crunchy, and even though the garlic wasn't exactly evenly spread, you can't ask for much more.\n\nI don't ever dig the cash only aspect though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I2z70DstY8A4cmOxalIAJg", "date": "2011-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "d0DOqx_xuIt6oHOUzjwoZg", "text": "cheap, fairly healthy, and so good. \ni love love love the eggplant melt, the salads and soup are fantastic, and the cornbread is AMAZING. \n\nfood comes really fast as well :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ojq8-SGZ-E-RvccNg9PNTQ", "date": "2009-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-HApGsFWzBnybb5UNWBohg", "text": "Berkeley is where I discovered baked air fries.  I love fries.  I could be a fry-a-holic.  The salads were huge... I love fiber!  The burgers organic.  This is just the kind of food I like:  fresh, healthy, organic and a good deal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WbqMdZRi5FeBJHKvwtNhwg", "date": "2008-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hxTjjQbzHUqkZNd3dxKlfg", "text": "garlic fries and super moist fresh cornbread with soup...\n\n* two thumbs up*", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2008-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IezecNlGSo2WSqIzUYaAag", "text": "So maybe I was just hungry but their burgers are REALLY good! \n\nFood: \n- #2. The Big B: A regular beef patty with lettuce, tomatoes, spread, and onions on a soft wheat bun. I'm not sure what's in the spread, but it was pretty good. The wheat bun was so soft with just the perfect amount of spongy kick to it. Just the way a perfect wheat bun should taste. I think my patty was only half cooked...so I'm going to pray that I don't get mad cow disease, but despite it being only half ready to serve, it was still really good. All the veggies complimented it really well. Great job on a nice burger. \n\nService: \nI'm normally really tolerant of BAD SERVICE, but the girl at the counter today was just down right AWFUL. So I get up to the counter to order and she gives me this glare because I just interrupted her conversation with her co-worker. I order my food and hand her a credit card (not knowing they only take CASH) and she just glares at me again, rolls her eyes and points at this sign that says \"CASH ONLY\". So I apologize and pull out some cash. I wanted to look for 2 pennies but she just threw me my change and my receipt and just went back to talking to her co-worker. I had to pick up my change that she threw on the counter along with my receipt as she just ignored me. I'm not saying that you have to treat me like I'm going to give you a $50 tip, but you can at least treat me like a person! Someone needs to teach this girl some manners! \n\nAmbiance: \nRight on the corner of Durant and Telegraph, so all the windows open out onto the corner of these two busy streets that show a good reflection of undergrad Berkeley life. It's a pretty good place to hang out and chill with some friends. \n\nPrice: \nUnder $5. Being as poor as I am...I can even afford that :) \n\nOverall: \nAside from the horrendous service, I liked this place. I would totally come back for another burger or to even try the salads!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2010-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Jnj-RhIfJJuD3bIJFFDQFQ", "text": "Smart Alec's offers pretty tasty food for being on the healthier spectrum; I'm definitely a fan. I always get the Basil Chicken sandwich combo with regular (not garlic) fries, which are air baked. Granted, they don't taste quite the same as the deep fried variety -- but they are delicious for being better for you (then again, I never met a french fry I didn't like...!). As for the sandwich itself: it's served on a wheat bun, and the basil mayonnaise is delicious. The chicken itself is not bad, but it's not the best I have had, either. Other points worth noting: Cash only, and the sun can be blinding if you're sitting near the windows. All in all, Smart Alec's is worth a trip!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0VAQlfAitQjpM-qyb0vYvg", "date": "2011-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nDCdmYevapjdkJO-Xmw6YA", "text": "I had the homemade hummus sandwich and I have to say the actual contents of the sandwich were very good, I just don't care for wheat bread at all and that really ruined the taste for me. I am certain that if that same sandwich was on say a french baguette or sourdough or some other bread I would have given this place 5 stars.\n\nTheir fries were excellent, they were flavorful but not at all greasy or oversalted. \n\nThe service here was really quick as we each got our orders by the time we turned around to find a seat - a trend that seemed to continue as more people came into the restaurant in the time we were there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Lg2Bdk4VdFsj0zynl6wNVQ", "date": "2009-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-NYHqcyF9WCP1me-rKayTg", "text": "salads here bigger than your head ,great sesame dressing. The burgers and faux burgers are a little on the not so tasty side, but hit up those salads bigger than your head.. you won't be sorry", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9GCCoFw_UHiAHjZ4kygHgw", "date": "2008-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qUhaVX8KKwpeh9o8RKuJCA", "text": "Healthy? Don't know about that.. but hey it's a good place to watch the interesting Bezerkeley people outside.\n\nThe basil chicken burger was really really good.. I must admit. I'd much rather go here than Mc Donalds or Del Taco.. on second thought I'd rather throw up in my mouth than eat Del Taco, but that's an entirely other topic.\n\nAlso don't even think about getting the garlic fries unless you want everyone you come in contact (within 4 feet of to be exact) with for the next 8 hours to hate you. TRUST ME you could run off a overweight, hairy, 50+ man at the POWER EXCHANGE with this kind of breath.. not that I'd know anything about that.. I'm just sayin..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CqJVkZYzNiPgOVaOB1bMdw", "date": "2008-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VL-n37IdGzVO1WyNoWfynQ", "text": "I wish Smart Alec's was around when I was a student at Cal.  The food is relatively good and affordable, very important when you're a college student on a budget and very hungry.  And a great alternative to fast food.  A had a delicious tasting tossed green salad consisting of lettuce, carrots, red cabbage, spouts, tomato, croutons, and ranch dressing with cornbread.  The sandwiches are also pretty good, I enjoyed my grilled chicken breast on wheat sandwiches.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dw7t_K0eNnGklF-Fqahf5Q", "date": "2007-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Xz-krj61WWQRS3_ZovjmkQ", "text": "I had Smart Alec's long ago as a freshman, and recently stopped by again. \n\n2 1/2 years ago, I came and ordered the corn chowder with corn bread. Man oh man. That was some good creamy CORN CHOWDER. And the cornbread that comes with it? A whopping 3\" by 3\" cube of glory. I've baked cornbread from boxes and from scratch multiple times before, but NEVER have I been able to get some cornbread as good as Smart Alec's. Their cornbread DOES NOT CRUMBLE on impact! It's surprisingly hefty. Just sweet enough too.\n\nPast couple weeks, I went two more times. First time, I went and got the BIG A BURGER (~$3.50). Got my A+ assignment stamped and got a FREE SIDE OF GARLIC FRIES!!! The burger was delicious, lemme say. Not like a Boca, not Morningstar either. Just good stuff, Tasty and meaty enough to be like a real burger but light enough to know it's not artery clogging meat (I'm not a vegetarian, but I do love me some veggie burgers). Comes with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, lotsa mustard and ketchup. Good stuff. They also have this flavored mayo that makes dipping and spreading some kind of delicious endeavor. I got some to go. :E\n\n(Note: friend got the avocado burger. Straight-up, at least a half of a fresh avocado slathered on. Yummeh)\n\nGARLIC FRIES; they accidentally messed up and gave me a large order. I ain't complaining. :P Shared it with my friends and was enough for TWO MEALS I made at home later. Very yummy, but BE WARNED. It's a LOTTT of garlic. Some green herbs in it too. Maybe parsley. (Waittt, they're BAKED??? No way! I thought they were normal fried fries!! Crazy! They're so good!)\n\nTried my friend's MANGO SMOOTHIE: not very smoothie-ish. Very liquid-y. I don't recommend it. I'd much rather buy a lassi from somewhere else.\n\nYesterday, though, they disappointed me. I got the LENTIL SOUP ($3.22 sans tax) with CORNBREAD. The lentil soup was all right. Simple vegetable soup with some (lemme stress, just some, not a lot) lentils and potatoes. Decent, cumin flavor was a little misplaced. Eating cornbread with it helped add some flavor while hiding the strange cumin. I'd recommend just going back to the corn chowder.\n\nAll in all, Smart Alec's, you are one tasty nerd, and I'll keep coming back. Need to try your other soups and a sandwich one day.\n\nFood: 4/5\nPrice: 4/5\nAtmosphere: 3/5\nService: 3/5 (cashier is only ever \"decent\", 4s and 5s saved for really amiable, talkative, helpful service)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JXnW7mGyMfojNsrG7nx_ug", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Y10yqEMSMaodN6ShpX8vgw", "text": "Smart Alec's in the other salad place in Berkeley (other than Intermezzo) that serves huge portions, the way salads should be.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: three stars.\n\nI cannot begin to express how good their caesar salads are, with the fresh lettuce, parmesan flakes, and crunchy croutons. The best part, however, is the huge chunk of cornbread they give you. Definitely one of the most substantial meals you can get in Berkeley.\n\nNote: I did not say \"most substantial HEALTHY meals.\" It is, after all, a caesar salad.\n\nI am not as much of a fan of the other things on their menu, such as the garlic fries or burgers. But that is alright. I would go back just for the salad.\n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: one star.\n\nSmart Alec's is in a very convenient location, and with wide and tall windows, a great place to observe the goings-on in Berkeley. So, you basically get a show as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Yqt-HFeWG8xGlP2NmevBxA", "text": "delicious and perfect for those times when you want a (vegan) burger fries and a soda, or just want to feel really fat", "stars": 5, "user_id": "D0enfCcyOFyJw18sR_K9yA", "date": "2008-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_zUQNMLarrkAS2Mhq8cPmQ", "text": "the eggplant sandwiches, air-baked fries, corn-bread, and side salads are terrific!! get the sesame dressing.\ni have never been a corn-bread fan but smart alec's does it right. great values too...you can get half sandwich+soup/salad combos with a huge square of cornbread/wheatbread for about $6.\ni would, however, stray away from the sesame tofu salad. i tried it after reading rave reviews here. it was pretty much the most boring salad i have ever eaten and i felt sick about halfway through the enormous thing. the marinated tofu was tough and salty...ick.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "MXmK3_7Pg4gTMpSxjUhDpw", "text": "I didn't like it.  Dry black bean burger + dry bun + soggy fries/workers who look eternally unhappy = blech.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5vXqog3DHrRXADKUg78B2w", "date": "2006-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "vgKIWWQiCubdEyUxrz3nIg", "text": "All I'm gonna say is that every single time I eat here, no matter what I order, I undoubtedly provide the Tums company with a huge boost in sales. \n\nTMI? Oh well, deal with it (and the inevitable gas you'll get if you eat here).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6wXJ1iHBk38FS_Vqu2qzQg", "date": "2008-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "SCqaYcRbmXKm6vgyMeIYfg", "text": "What an awful place. This restaurant is a loud, insistent answer to a question no one asked. \n\nYou want healthy, go have some pho or a wrap or eat only tempe+veggies or look in the mirror and feel disgusted and skip the meal all together. Don't be an amoeba and order the abominations they serve here.\n\nPlaces like this are why conservatives hate us.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Pn-c2dlFIKs0hOqB3rwkLw", "date": "2007-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6uWBVLc4NgHrJNf0GNswbA", "text": "I think this place is as good as it gets in terms of healthy \"fast food.\" \nI've been going here for years and it never ceases to amaze me. The food is consistently healthy, fresh and overall great.\nThe portions are huge and easily shared with another, I rarely finsih my salads when I get them.\nI love their cornbread and their veggie chili too.\nEverything can be made vegetarian which is also a huge plus for me.\nWhenever I can't make up my mind about what to eat when i'm on Telegraph, Smart Alec's never fails me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JpBtLSlYXdrts7VGPVYflw", "date": "2009-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8O8dm8d5KMaUDxbSUhmPaQ", "text": "Such a treat to eat here whenever I'm in Berkeley!  Been eating here for years.\n\nSome of my favorites:\n- Chinese chicken Salad\n- Corn Chowder\n- Lentil soup\n- Corn bread\n- Brownie\n- Turkey Sandwich\n\nVery casual, laid back feel.  Food is quick.  Healthy food at healthy prices! :-)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "keXhkabqWW9KFiK39enDUg", "date": "2008-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9eNp5m9MvCMX9LKf2Qnh4w", "text": "It's expensive; the fries are soggy; the burgers are dry. I really don't have much more to say about this place other than you could do far better in Berkeley. Take your money and spend it on better food. At least the wait is never too long for a bite.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jVaiCNmWOjoI0led5LZuyA", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f7CpBMc0p6C6ZO_3Rz_YHQ", "text": "The letter \"A\" in Smart Alec's has a plus sign next to it, and it could be interpreted as the letter grade assigned to the restaurant's seemingly health-conscious menu, or the average grade on the transcripts of nearby UC Berkeley students. But given the university's notorious grading curve, that \"A+\" is more likely associated with Alec's garlic fries and burgers.\n\nThough the restaurant prides itself in providing healthy foods, the garlic fries may be an exception. The grease is enough to give you trouble picking up the fries. But with a great calorie count comes great taste. These fries are loaded with garlic: be sure to spread it around before eating, and bring some mints or gum for after. The flavor of the garlic feels stronger because these fries are not heavily salted, which is a nice departure from other places' garlic fries. All combos come with a medium serving of fries, which is actually a large enough portion for most. Better yet, garlic and normal varieties are the same price.\n\nAlec's burgers are definitely above average, with juicy all-beef patties and fresh vegetables. Your first bite might feel foreign if you order the A burger: the wheat buns offer a rougher texture that is immediately noticeable. I'm used to seeing wheat buns on subs and chicken sandwiches, but not on burgers. Its a step forward for health reasons, but a small step back for taste.\n\nThey also offer a wide range of vegan and veggie foods that do not compromise on taste. The popular veggie burger is a prime example. For skeptics that refuse to believe any hamburger can be a healthy food, there are a wide range of salads and soups to choose from. I didn't get to try any, but they seem to be very popular. Alec's also sells fruit juices.\n\nThe restaurant is located on busy Telegraph, and there are plenty of windows for eaters to people-watch. The place is very clean, and orders are made quickly.\n\nBut the college students' main concerns are always price and quantity, and Alec's delivers. The aforementioned A combo (A burger, medium fries and medium drink) will only set you back a little over 6 dollars, but is more than enough to get you full.\n\nAnd as a bonus for students, bringing in an assignment with an \"A\" grade will net you free stuff. I wouldn't know, though. I'm not a Berkeley student and I don't get As, but Smart Alec's definitely makes the grade.\n\nNote: I want to give this a 3.5", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7t0nWHiz9aEUzJhWRmsvTQ", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LK-Rh-8gFN3NyYbTjyyMmQ", "text": "Smart Alec's is my go-to place when I'm hungry, but don't want to pay the consequences of overindulgence later.  \n\nThe sandwiches are simple and delicious.  I usually grab a few bags of mustard and a bottle of Tapatio to spice things up.  \n\nAlec's also has \"air baked\" fries.  I like these better than the fried fries.  The \"air bakedness\" makes the fries dryer and more crispy.  MMMM garlic-y air baked fries.\n\nTheir salads look really good, but I always get lured by the sandwiches.  I'd rather get a salad here than at Cafe Intermezzo.  \n\nSupposedly, if you bring in a paper or test with an A on it, they'll give you X amount off of your meal or free fries or something.  Pretty sveet!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ufqLPCf5zvabGb60XGJL0A", "date": "2007-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MFM6AnfoRwczcsiQBJc-hQ", "text": "I ordered the double cheese burger.\n\nA sign outside stated it was chosen as BEST BURGERS in the city or something to that effect.\n\nI don't agree, but I also haven't tried every single burger in the city.  I will always remember a burger I had in NYC, but that's NYC.\n\nCrowded near the pickup food area, and staff was not the friendliest. They seemed upset.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w5bpgRcDICLKv_w5XdS-YA", "date": "2009-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vMYGghfHjBtL_aX8Lm6sYw", "text": "Haven't been here in a while, but from what I remember this place is great.  I'm not vegetarian, but am a huge fan of their veggie burgers. Their fries are also pretty interesting, they make them differently from other places. And the special sauce is delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L3ilyT4_HZUqdkHrZfkIIg", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1Cd0fNCU35yAI920qtegiw", "text": "Tips:\n\nCash only\n\n---------------------------\n\n$9 for a \"gourmet burger combo\" which is basically the choice of a chicken or beef burger with a \"special sauce\" (teriyaki, basil pest, etc.) which they have a list of. I thought why not give the gourmet burger a try and I got the pesto basil sauce along with a B Beef Burger. The burger is pretty good and it goes great with the whole wheat bun. I'm not sure if I'd try the gourmet version of the burger again. The basil pesto sauce wasn't distinct in any way and I think it isn't worth the extra $2 to get a gourmet burger. (Just my opinion)\n\nI also didn't like the regular fries. I'm not sure if I just waited to long to eat them because I finished my burger before indulging on the fries, but they seemed cold and hardened already. (Only about an hour after)\n\nMy burger combo wasn't that great, but they do have VERY large salads and the cornbread is DELICIOUS. Burger alone I'd give it 2 stars, but for the cornbread I'll add in one more star.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8sZy9KDbzSrY3IQXTz7dMw", "text": "This place has the most amazing corn chowder soup I've ever had. I'm vegan and one of my favorite foods used to be clam chowder soup, and their corn chowder does a mighty fine job of satisfying my nostalgia for it. I like both their regular and their garlic fries, the tofu sandwich, their garden salad, and their veggie burgers. Only complaint is that they don't serve organic ketchup. Their smoothies are on the sweet side and are more like slushies than anything else.\nIt' also be awesome if they had compostable forks and such (although they have silverware, but there's only so much).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U7HOJtDHUWuTNh8YyL9V_A", "date": "2009-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "I9FAPX2cPLhF7VLcMBv8_A", "text": "A few of my teammates and I wandered here for lunch last week for lunch on our way up to Sonoma. Thankfully we beat the lunch crowd in because minutes after we placed our order, there was a line out the door. \n\nI ordered the chicken sandwich and a side of corn bread. Sounds like an odd pairing but when I overhead someone behind me say it was delicious, I had to give it a try. My friend ordered french fries so I figured I would be able to sample a few of his if I had to urge. \n\nWhen I received my sandwich, I thought it was tasty enough but it wasn't anything special. I think the real winner was the corn bread - the impulse purchase. ; )  I ended up just eating half of my chicken sandwich and the entire piece of cornbread which was a large serving. I did manage to snag a few french fries from my friend and realized they were baked and not fried. Pretty tasty for baked. \n\nI wasn't too thrilled about this spot but at least the corn bread was a good find! = )", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rCx7tb3toOJUsvdOeqYY0g", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jYzEAQwHyNJfV7_7z5P4nA", "text": "It's been a while since I've been to Berkeley. So when we passed by Smart Alec's, I knew we had to go in.\n\nAvocado chicken burger. Still oh-so-good! The combo comes with fries and drink. So much food! I always get this but can never finish it! (http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/Uqi87wFqbo7GhrzxJ65MKw/l)\n\nThey only serve whole wheat buns. So unfortunately for those who are allergic to wheat, you can't try their tasty burgers. But they do have many other delicious options. I highly recommend the soup & 1/2 salad combo. Their corn chowder is sooo goooood!! (http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/MJSiTtt5wYmOLA1Apd9i3w/l) Loaded with corn and potato. Hearty and filling!! And with the 1/2 salad, you can choose between mixed greens or caesar salad topped with a giant cornbread! (http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/bE_89mR-tnoU4KNymk-Luw/l)\n\nYummy! =D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JnGjZVSlfCkKHErvO5ts4g", "date": "2009-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KIm3xf9fDA0wgfFNCK8Qbw", "text": "I used to come here like 2x a week because my friend and I were on this \"healthy diet.\" I definitely don't think Smart Alec's is anywhere near as healthy as they claim to be....\n\nHOWEVER the sandwiches are good (not amazing) but they give you this huge, bomb ass piece of cornbread or wheat bread (apparently the wheat is good) but I always get the cornbread just because I love cornbread. And it tastes healthy and yummy :D the soups are okay as well. But cornbread FTW", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "noxpXKIaj2qCv6OIrVPGpw", "text": "This place offers huge, cheap, delicious salads with an amazing variety of vegetables. I usually ask them to hold the wheat berry though, since it's not particularly interesting. If you're more hungry, they can add a chicken, beef or veggie patty to it. I also recommend the garlic fries. I never realized what a garlic could burn until I ate them. Now I get them every time. Ouch!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0ixVyNRYa0pqjwwvMwZKng", "date": "2012-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nTs3CPy9ocNpleYsHE5kow", "text": "i once LOVED smart alec's. shortly after i became a vegetarian (january 2008) i discovered this place and fell in love with the garden delight salad, which i would get almost every single day.\n\nbut lately they've been horribly fucking up my salad (the garden delight). for example, a couple days ago, my salad had a huge piece of paper towel in it, which I only found by removing from my mouth something I was chewing on that was strangely not disintegrating. I reacted reasonably--I removed it and continued to eat, but my entire salad then had the taste of musty paper towel residue. sigh.\n\nand, even worse, a few weeks ago, on two separate occasions, there was a bunch of sand in my salad. sand, i say! totally unacceptable.\n\nso now i need to find a new place to frequent. =(\n\nupdate: my rating was originally two stars, but shortly after I posted this I was contacted by a Smart Alec's manager [stefani(sp?), the girl with the nose ring]--she messaged me here on yelp and accused me of fabricating the experiences I posted, rather than apologizing for the shit i went through. what a shitty thing to do--giving a loyal customer two terrible experiences, and instead of apologizing, attacking him by accusing him of lying.\n\ni've never gone since.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-K9nSRbCG8I8Amz5epKx1A", "date": "2009-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O44Ma0cKqFCPR8_0sTHRZw", "text": "I've been here before, at least twice I think.  Yesterday would be my third trip to Smart Alec's.  Wonderful lunch spot for hungry visitors and college students.  It's relatively cheap, especially with their combos.  I went with a chicken basil burger with garlic fries and a medium drink for $7.01.  Not bad at all.  I'm surprised the garlic fries and regular fries are the same price!  The kicker is that these are baked fries.  Not exactly my favorite side, but if it's included, I won't complain.  \n\nAnd there is the debate about whether this place is actually that healthy.  I say it really depends what you order, can't expect everything to be under 300 calories.  I ate it, smiled, and walked away happily.  Enough said.\n\nNext time I'll try a soup and salad combo!  CASH ONLY!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "25IwypbQ37-yErtakp6itA", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PtwoayaHmVdKFWhIqlUZkQ", "text": "Okay, I am such a fan of Smart Alecs  food because of the non fried, no oil used, healthy food  options that are on the menu. For all those \" IN AND OUT \" lovers, in my opinion  Smart Alecs is Way better because: \n\n1. no oil used  -- NO GREASE!\n2. fresh vegetables\n3.dolphn safe tuna \n4.large portions\n5.weight friendly\n6. Roasted turkey\n7. less then $10  per person\n\nI tried their corn bread, salads, chicken sandwiches, burgers, french fries- plain and with garlic  and the next time I go there, I will order the corn chowder. \n\nI seriously feel that  I'm eating a diet burger and diet french fries when I go  here. \n\nLove this place!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Hp1VxPAtEXf1VGBP9_WI1A", "date": "2012-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Wr30AyA6PyGsuGS2FyJUcQ", "text": "Go for the Combo Number 5:  Avocado Burger (Choice of Beef, Chicken or Veggie Burger)...comes with delicious Air Baked Fries and a choice of Soda.  Apparently they only take cash...which would explain the hold up with the group that was ahead of us.  Never forget that cash is king!\n\nWe visited during a crowded lunch rush one day, and still got a clean table and very fast service.  Parking was actually easy on Durant street just around the corner.  I'm not sure they should claim it to be \"healthy food\"...but it was as healthy as cheeseburgers and fries could get, I suppose.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wz1_t7H_s7mOVeoIb7_qfA", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YEbwmRFYdnbCuFQ2oEaQyA", "text": "SO when I want a burger I am not exactly worried about the healthiness of it unless I make it at home. However this place is supposed to be \"intelligent fastfood\" sounds like an oxymoron don't you think lol. Anyways I came here with my boyfriend of the time on our little telegraph stint and I liked it overall. I had the real beef burger and he had the tofu burger. IT was pretty tast and the fries were really good I was happy they didn't wanna give me carrot sticks instead jk jk. Nothing special but if I was in the area again id stop by still...the fries were good n the burger ok but the place itself was cool...I liked the openness of it. Worth the money oh and on that note bring cash that is the only way to pay here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M89EJsHSB3qCfmi3QpyNfA", "date": "2009-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "WIU6m4RhyWq_ubKAtf7IMA", "text": "I've lived in the Berkeley area for 9 years, went to law school just blocks away, and what do you know, I've never been to Smart Alec's!  My husband got a veggie burger, and I got a chicken breast burger.  We shared a large fries.  Everything was pretty tastey.  For \"baked fries,\" it wasn't at all dry.  Very impressive.  The burger wasn't the best I've ever tasted, but for a more \"healthy option,\" I did enjoy the food.  Brings me back to my student days...I'd definitely go back.  For two burgers, fries, and a drink, we paid around $11.50.\n\nMinus one star for the janky payment policy.  No credit cards allowed (cash only!), and no bills over $20.  That's so ghetto.  We only had a $50, and had to go to Blake's to break the bill.  What's up with that?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ELnrKCNezEFhbvH7vnqrug", "date": "2009-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FNk72aVriE84VElSuDiXKg", "text": "I don't know what the hype is about this place. Granted, I am a loyal patron of Bongo Burger, but in my defense, I tried Smart Alec's first. I was going to give this place a 2.5 stars, but the free fries bumped it up to 3 stars.\n\nTIP: Bring any academic paper, test, or midterm with an \"A\" on it to get a free order of french fries or garlic fries!!\n\nATMOSPHERE\nThere is a lot of seating, which is nice, but the doors are always open and it gets really cold inside the place. I don't like shivering as I eat my meals.\n\nThe workers are friendly and fast; your food comes out almost immediately and you can see them make your food in the open kitchen behind the cashier.\n\nFOOD\nI usually order the AVOCADO BURGER with AIR-BAKED GARLIC FRIES. \n\nAVOCADO BURGER- to be honest, the burger isn't that great. I appreciate the generous avocado spread, but the burger gets really mushy and super messy. The bread is probably what disgusts me the most. It's not firm enough and the patty slips back and forth while you eat it.\n\nThe FRENCH FRIES are good for the first 10 minutes and then they start to get soggy and limp: 2 adjectives that should never be used to describe french fries. I appreciate their effort to be \"healthy,\" but I like my fries crispy! The garlic is real garlic (none of that garlic powder), so the taste is extremely strong. Bring some mints if you plan on going back to class or to meet up with friends.\n\nMy friends often get their salads, which seem pretty big but it seems like they get the salads for the cornbread. I'm not a fan of cornbread so you won't see me with one of their plain looking salads.\n\nOverall, there are better burger places just down the street from here. The only redeeming quality of this place is their free fries with any \"A\" work.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "U0y5Sz7pChT5FIQouTqkOA", "text": "The salads are the reason I come here, although those fake burgers and grilled chicken sandwiches with avocado always tempt me.\n\nDon't fool yourself.  That cornbread that everyone is raving about is basically a big piece of delicious, heavy, yellow sheet cake.  It's even sold in the same case as the chocolate cake!  Put some frosting on one of those pieces of cornbread and you'd fool a lot of people.\n\nI usually get the Asian Chicken salad, minus the rice noodles and I add edamame.  \n\nThe annoying thing about the take out orders is that it's really easy to forget to not ask for your dressing on the side (it has to do with the way the cashiers prompt you for your preferences...).  And they put a ton of salad dressing on their salads - my salad has literally been swimming in a rather deep pool of sesame vinaigrette dressing when I forgot to tell them.\n\nThe soups are trustable.  Again, I would bet you anything that the popular Corn Chowder is probably not as \"healthy\" as you would like to think it is.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "is1fpGG9J8Zq19OGi67DxA", "date": "2006-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 5, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "WWdiMBAHpVGawIJ0Isan-w", "text": "Everything at Smart Alec's needs to be taken in context.  The food is all okay but nothing really spectacular.  \n\nThe salad is huge & pretty cheap but the veggies are fresher w/ more variety at Intermezzo.  \nThe fries are good if you like healthy food.  If you like In n Out fries then you probably won't like these. \n\nThings that are good w/ out the need for a disclaimer:\nThe soups (and all dairy free!).\nThe hummus.\nThe speed of your order - lightening fast!\n\nThings you need to know:\n1.  I'm pretty sure they only accept cash.\n2.  Do NOT talk to the painted faced, knitted cap selling crazy woman outside the restaurant!!!  She is crazier than a mo-fo and will never, ever stop talking to you once you're caught in her web of lunacy!\n3.  If you need to use the restroom, tell the cashier and they'll buzz you in.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qeou610R_9v24ILWHp8m6w", "date": "2006-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IdPBA93_EBnjXrbN22gpug", "text": "You Bay Areans sure are spoiled. Did you know that it's actually NOT normal for restaurants in this country to be plentiful with veg, vegan and healthier options?\n\nI liked that this place didn't overreach. Typical fast food offerings just tweaked a bit- fast food wasn't invited to be outrageously gourmet and opulent. Yet, I still found my picky ass decided between several different things that sounded really good. I settled on the basil chicken sandwich- which was good- and the baked fries, which were awesome. Pretty cheap, too. \n\nI know OMG CHAINS ARE SOOO EVIL GUYS but I'd be down with a few more locations of this place. At least put one by my office, thanks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wo0L3X8M6ch8cBxPP_zJVQ", "date": "2007-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QzJQRPGkPRuo_v_lMWCMgA", "text": "best restaurant ever. amazing cornbread and caesar salads. their burgers are not to be beat, especially for how healthy they are. i still make the occasional hour-out-of-my-way detour just to eat here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s3vjVl0K8y_UwYtZR7s_-A", "date": "2007-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "oSMP-iqdbLInxHgf3lGdag", "text": "A less picky eater might be disturbed by the fact that the meat in the chili may or may not be meat.  It sort of looks like meat, but it could also be some type of soy fako-meato product.  I like it, and eat it pretty frequently considering I don't know what it is.  They serve it with a big piece of cornbread.  I like that too.  Pretty good eats if you ask me. \n\nI also tasted Britt's corn chowder...sooo good.  It's definitely real corn and not soy fako-corno, so if you are into corn chowder get that.  \n\n(If you are into corny girls take Britt...skip the chowder)\n\nI like this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qu8CAL1egblZ38yPBkfD_A", "date": "2007-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GSA0EC5ScrIwAFrZfTTwoQ", "text": "Okay okay, yes this place is supposed to be healthy. But dammit I wanted a burger and the supposed \"best fries\" in Berkeley? ROfl the fries are god awful. I've been here once since my friend made me go, and haven't been back. 1 star because it's near campus, another because it's \"healthy\". -3 stars for their awful taste and disgustingly long lines. Jeez *gasp* even Bongo has better burgers/fries. Omg I can't believe I said that! Baaaarneeeeeey's.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TQDcx14eR8TmYAyPed9sKg", "text": "Smart Alec's is an OK because of the price. It's basically healthier fast food, with veggies burger options and air fries. The food doesn't taste great but it's a better choice than McDonalds.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QNSL8oCbpiukOFIiX4cwmQ", "date": "2009-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "C871Um6mDhnXDVX20y4unw", "text": "this place i feel is more like 2.5 stars.  the burgers are really ehhhhhhhhh and the garlic fries are terrible. \ni forgot why i stopped going to this place until tonight when i decided to give it a go again.\n\nalso, a homeless guy came in and started asking me for money for a good minute before going on to other customers.  it took smart alec's employees some time before they kicked him out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sN1lNwR5J_P0k83f-5IOsg", "date": "2008-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "L8g_Q-1GOPBHRiwth4u5FQ", "text": "OK so there are only a handful of items I order here but they are SO GOOD! \n\nMy favorite is the veggie cheese burger with fries!! The patty is super flavorful and the fries are always crispy and...no extra charge for garlic fries!!!!!\n\nThe eggplant melt is really good as well. The eggplant is always cooked really well and whatever sauce they put on this is creamy and delicious!\n\nWhen I want to pretend to be healthy, I get the tofu sesame salad with a fat piece of corn bread! Nom.\n\nEverything here's reasonably priced and comes in huge portions but if you're really on a budget, get a bowl of soup with corn bread. Super filling and under 5 bucks.\n\nAlso, get a stamp card..fill it up and you'll get a free veggie burger or bowl of soup!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tjg7Gs94swd-mJ_lbvSLzw", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-9yseH9xMHVb7S_BLNnzOg", "text": "I remember walking past this restaurant as a high schooler wondering what the hell it was. Something about getting good grades I guess. I didn't know that is was a glorious, vegetarian haven.\n\nI am a new vegetarian, and this restaurant made my conversion so much easier. It's affordable and it's right by campus! Big A Burger Combos are one of the greatest deals in history, ranking only slightly above the Louisiana Purchase. Veggie patty, choice of garlic fries or normal fries, and a drink. Oh sweetness. \n\nI've also tried their delicious Gourmet Burger with a veggie patty and pesto sauce. That shit is good, but the burger combo is pretty much bomb for any starving college student.\n\nTheir big salads are great too. They're huge! And they come with that sweetass golden brick of cornbread. \n\nDon't worry, they cater to carnivores as well. Sweet deals all around. Eat! Enjoy! Eat again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "STLBoI4NgIVdHXNe90TOkQ", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "MPObfbsGQGhsrcPziv_XhA", "text": "I'm hungry...but I don't want to go to Fat slice...I kinda want a salad...a huge salad...a salad sooo big I won't be able to finish it.\n\nOh...thank god...Smart Alecs is across the street.\n\nI loves grabbing a water, fries and a salad here. I have a punch card...and someday...SOMEDAY...I will get my free whatever it is.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hcGgZ4PbKcM3K1clw7tEGA", "date": "2008-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "oUzAVuIrIUCZYLcrohVrMw", "text": "A staple to any Cal student's budget diet!  I have come here more times than I can count, been through more stamp cards that I care to remember... \n\none essential tip: use your stamp card to get the SOUP.  NEVER get the vegan burger \"for fun\".  It's not worth 8 visits, even if it is \"free\".  \n\nMy favorite: Tossed Green Salad with Poppyseed dressing.  You might think this is like a side salad just because it's cheaper than the others.  This is untrue.  Finish a salad with your piece of bread (corn or wheat) and then tell me you're hungry.  I DARE YOU.  Asking for light dressing is enough.  Too much salad dressing can ruin a salad.  The carrots are chunky and fresh.  The sprouts are cool, not too much.  The croutons I could live without.  Funnest part : finding a random lentil or edamame in there.  \n\nBest soup: Corn Chowder.  Totally filling, piping hot, flavorful, satisfying.  Second: Vegetable.  Makes you feel healthy and it tastes good.  The potato soup is weird and not a fan of chili.  \n\nSmart Alec's turned me into a cornbread liker, when I used to be a cornbread hater.  If you buy it by itself, I think it's $1.08.  Maybe inflation has changed things now. However, if you let it sit in the paper bag for long enough, you'll probably lose your appetite as the grease seeps through layers upon layers of paper.  I shudder at the thought.  So I try not to think when I devour it because it is that good.\n\nYou can never substitute the corn/wheat bread for the scrumptious looking piece of chocolate cake/bread in the glass case.  I must have asked on 10 separate occasions and have always been denied.      \n\nThe sandwiches are alright - I haven't had too many so I'm not too opinionated on that front.\n\nBring in an A paper or test and you get free fries!  Garlic fries and reg fries are the same price... go figure.\n\nPS: Try not to go to the bathroom here, it is annoying.  The door buzzes to let you in and sometimes it doesn't work and everyone who sits by the door stares at you - not fun.\n\nPPS: The service is hella fast!  You will be in and out of there in 5 min tops (as long as the line's not out the door)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ugk0g6vyv2XavpoTaJSy6A", "date": "2009-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "wjDY9t_DVD5QUHUR-Sdebg", "text": "They have a frequent rewards card system. If you order over $5, you get a stamp. When you get 10 stamps, you can get a free Big A burger or soup. If you get an A on any assignment, bring it here to get a free order of fries! You don't have to order anything with it.\n\nThe default Big A burger is vegetarian, so don't be upset if you did not specify beef. The vegetarian version is not the best burger I've had, but it's not bad. Veggie burgers just inherently cannot be as great tasting as beef burgers. The eggplant sandwich is super good. I absolutely love the garlic fries. They are air-baked and have real chucks of chopped garlic on them. The salads are huge, but not as huge as the ones at Cafe Intermezzo and comparable to the ones at Sufficient Grounds. Salad choices are little limited. Soup choices here include veggie soups, chowders, and chili. The soup comes with cornbread. The cornbread here is known to be the best in the area. It's nice and moist when you get it, but it will turn rock solid the next day.\n\nThere is a lot of seating, but... my favorite thing here is the bar seating by the huge open windows so you can people watch while you eat and make people jealous of your food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "zyqQ6gyPskZ1ZoN6kF9wBw", "text": "Okay here's the deal, back in the day (like 1992-1998) I was a vegetarian.  I know, I know. Shut it.  From 1995-1997 I was a vegan.  Hey asshole, I SAID \"shut it\"!  Now those years were unpopular years to be a vegetarian of any degree.  We were burned at the stake, denounced as witches and viewed with suspicion and scorned for having too much fiber in our diets.  Hell I think people thought I smelled bad or something.  I DIDN'T.  \nThrough all those times of uncertainty, Smart Alec's was the bastion of my kind.  We made pilgrimages there to have air-popped fries and vegan smoothies.  Like Mecca I would worship in Smart Alec's general direction daily and talking of their food would often put a far-off look in my eyes.\nI'm no longer one of the sick and afflicted aka vegetarian.  I've since also realized that Smart Alec's ain't all that.  The smoothies are decent but everything else is not nearly as good as other vegan and vegetarian cuisine that is now found mainstream throughout the bay area.  Smart Alec's needs to step up, they aren't the only game in town.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5Tc0YXgYDvTTlps0e8xTNg", "date": "2007-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "8H_AMc49yLrUoNKJDjxJ0g", "text": "Smart Alec's claims to be healthy, but how healthy can a burger get?\nI got the Eggplant melt + soup combo and it came with a side of cornbread. The potato and leek soup was very thick and filling. I like my meat, but the eggplant melt was good to the point where it silenced the carnivore within. The cornbread was amazing, but I seriously doubt how healthy it is.  \nIf you come with an A-grade test/quiz/paper, you get free garlic fries! Im not that big a fan of the fries but free food is free food. When you're a college student on a budget, you don't have the privilege of being picky. \nSo much food for under $10! Come if you're running low on $, don't if you're tryna lose weight.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2011-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "eKRRTKSVVIBtTKoMz8aGiQ", "text": "My idea of a healthy diet is to only eat things that taste good, and not to waste calories on bad food. So I have absolutely no use for \"air-baked\" (what other substance would you bake in?) fries. Lower fat, yes, but the taste-to-calorie ratio approaches zero. Give me fried-fries any day. If you're worried about trans fats, fry 'em in lard.\n\nFortunately, there are menu choices that aren't particularly healthy. Burgers are good for the price point, probably better than Bongo (not that I've ordered burgers at Bongo for a long time). I also like the potato and leek soup, salty enough to raise your blood pressure a couple of points. Worth detouring a couple of blocks for.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2008-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "LkpneO1JcBoj5aIECeGLuA", "text": "Alec, \novercooking your tofu in way too much vinegar is not intelligent.\nA ball of minced garlic plopped into a basket of your regular fries does not make them garlic fries. \nEnriched Wheat Flour bread is not the same as whole grain.\n\nYour food is neither healthy nor intelligent. You are demoted to just \"Alec's\" fast food. \n Good day, sir!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "wR_zzTNywskclfEzUbDgQw", "date": "2007-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kBKlfbPr8EnUCKDgtgSc2w", "text": "Afforable, good food.  Staff is friendly & the place is clean.  I got the avocado burger B combo.  I wouldn't go out of my way to come back here.  I did notice some strangers salad & I was thinking I should have ordered that, it looked big and tasty.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HA-eZrcpe1Uvj2aelz-Vpg", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "kCP2UVOLhYSnCZEr1M2J_w", "text": "You get a pretty big chunk of cornbread for a dollar. That alone is worth 3 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q4X1pA6BvPqvzj-D4Grujg", "date": "2006-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "qhImykwhcovAh77Ufte3hg", "text": "i love eating in college towns, b/c the food is so damn cheap.  you can get a huge veggie burger, air baked fries, and a huge drink for under $7.  the veggie burger was pretty good, and i added avocado to it.  i loved the fries, and you can either regular or garlic.  since it's baked, the fries are not greasy at all.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rx7DNBmPPShVjlcQidGuTw", "date": "2009-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "RvQ5b_G5LLIYTC_moLlA_Q", "text": "We visited Smart Alec's yesterday with some friends we introduced to the Berkeley area.  I was dreaming of poppy seed dressing over mixed greens and half a hummus sandwich, which I promptly devoured shortly after receiving my tray of goodness.  The hummus is a simple sandwich but packed full of flavor and has a great crunch from the cucumbers. The combo is decently priced and we shared a large order of garlic fries.  They definitely didn't skimp on the garlic. We had to high tail it back to the car for some gum before finishing our tour. \n\nNot sure why they offer another piece of bread or cornbread with the 1/2 salad since I am already eating the sandwich.  Definitely don't need all that bread.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KrtWvNwJIdYoDkVqWmq9ug", "date": "2009-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "RaprPCd_v2alJiMAdT4neA", "text": "I am amazed that this place is still in business.  I chalk it up to new freshman trying it every year.  Even if you're a health freak, every now and then you want a good burger and fries.....DON'T GO HERE WHEN THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE CRAVING.  Go here when you don't wan to finish your meal because they're trying to ruin a good thing by making it \"healthy\".\n\nHated it!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VD8Ox-akHloK3-QV3FxY-g", "date": "2006-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 37, "useful": 32, "funny": 39}, "review_id": "VrDMoCNaU1bGhWL5OSYchg", "text": "DIRTY HIPPY #1:  Dude, this place is sweeeet!\n\nDIRTY HIPPY #2  : Dude, seriously.  That's some killer veggie fare they have on the menu!\n\nDH 1: Seriously.  Too bad the Alex dude who owns this place sold out and started selling animal flesh. *in special political voice* SELL OUT!  SELL OUT!  LAME!  \n\nDH 2:  Dude. *shakes head* That's tragic.\n\nDH 1:  I know, dude.  Anyway, what are you going to get?\n\nDH 2:  Dude, I don't know either the veggie burger or the soup and salad.  The soup comes with cornbread, dude!!!\n\nDH 1:  Dude, people dig that cornbread.\n\nDH 2:  Dude, is it really that good?  \n\nDH 1:  Dude, I can't tell you for sure.  I only eat macrobiotic.\n\nDH 2: Macrobiotic. Right on.\n\nDH 1:  Dude, I know.  I've never felt healthier since I went macro. I can't believe I ever put those toxins in my body.\n\nDH 2:  Dude.  That's awesome.\n\nDH 1:  I know, dude.  Hey, do me a favor and order me a garden salad with goddess dressing and extra spouts?  I'm gonna step outside and have a smoke.\n\nI remember when Alex opened his revolutionary veggie fast food joint here in the mid-nineties.  It was a breath of fresh air for me, a veggie hairdresser who spent my days cutting the hair of cheap thankless nerds on Telegraph Avenue. As I'd run a #3 Wahl acrpss the pimply scalp of some greasy-haired statistics major in between trims with mom's Flobee back LA, I would fantasize about my lunch break and  biting into the yummiest fake meat this side of Yentl. \n\nToday, some of the great stuff on the menu (like their delicious soups and fries) still exists, while others, like the yummy teriyaki tofu and veggies have been swapped out for meaty options like real burgers and chicken sandwiches.\n\nI won't lie, I was kind of sad to see Alex go omnivorous on me.\n\nBut I will let you in on a secret: I used to cut Alex's hair, too.  And when he changed his menu over a decade ago to include chicken and tuna (and later, beef), he told me how he was lambasted by the veggie community.  At one point, he even showed me some of his hate mail--mostly postcards with \"STUPID ALEC'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\" written in red Sharpie across the front.  I was scurred.  \n\nBut Alex also informed me that his profits went up significantly--VERY significantly--after he implemented those changes.  Profits he needed at the time to meet the exorbitant overhead of running a business on Telegraph Avenue.\n\nOver a decade later, two of the salons in which I worked on Telegraph have relocated due to the skyrocketing rents on the avenue. Many of my other frequent lunch haunts from my hairdressing days, including Zona Rosa, Pasta Pomodoro, and The Coffee Source are also boarded-up. \n\nEven some of the street kids who panhandle outside of Amoeba have had to downgrade their cell phone plans and start BARTing in from the suburbs to save on gas money. \n\nSmart Alec's, however, seems to be doing pretty well.  I still go there every now and again for a tasty veggie burger and their fries.  Their corn chowder is still delicious.  And their Caesar salad is better than most non-vegan versions you get at lower-priced restaurants--tart and super garlicky.  Really nice.\n\nYeah, it's kind of dirty.  So is Telegraph.\nYeah, it's not what it used to be.  Neither is Telegraph.  \n\nThese days the avenue is a wasteland.  Nothing seems to be able to stay in business besides Walgreens and Noah's Bagels. Personally I'd like to see a small business like Smart Alec's that serves tasty, healthy, mostly-vegetarian fare stick around.  If slipping a little meat in here and there helps pay the bills, so be it.\n\nDude, these are perilous times.  Sometimes you have to swallow a little meat to pay the bills.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0z7CYyBIh4emkv6_-DtC6g", "date": "2008-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "evhb_kUkeKjuFDbnBVQp5Q", "text": "As I have not yet eaten at this restaurant, I cannot safely say to eat or not eat here.  However, I'm not sure how intelligent the food can possibly be if after ordering a bottle of water, I am given a number.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "y5kLtH852BrYLJ-GjRXJUQ", "date": "2007-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H4AaszR6nfIm8zgYKh_7Pw", "text": "Used to be quite the hotspot in my day.  However, once the meat appeared, the deliciousness went away.  I used to like the soups...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "78n-ybxMks445eOIkRuVVA", "date": "2007-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EPoIcJYOkTCUpx3qKObhjA", "text": "Very affordable (half salad, half sandwich, and a big piece of corn bread all for a little under $7!), filling portions, super close to campus, and quick service. All that itself is 4 stars.  But if I had to rate this place in terms of quality, it's only A-Ok.  The tossed salad wasn't very fresh...perhaps it was towards the end of the night and they had the scrap pieces, and the wheat bread fell into crumbs when I bit into it...definitely not my type of sandwich.  I'd rather walk a few steps down and wait in the trailing line at Intermezzo for their sandwiches. \n\nWhether or not this 'intelligent' food has made me any more smarter, we'll have to wait until the end of next week to see if I get those A+'s....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pvmvgoVjlQf28Ywz3NuD_A", "date": "2008-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "wVzz22SZikHyKtKzcld-TQ", "text": "This place is the very definition of dirt cheap. It's so cheap, it's filthy cheap. Five of us hungry wanderers needed sustenance & Smart Alec's was an inviting, airy spot that beckoned to us from across the street (we were shopping at Bear Basic.) \n\nWe ordered a variety of things: vegetable soup, a beef burger, a veggie burger, a green salad and i had the sesame chicken salad ($7). The salads were big enough for 2-3 meals, comes with a huge slab of cornbread & tastes healthy & filling. And just to make sure our meal wasn't too healthy (god forbid), we shared an order of garlic fries. \n\nTotal: $35 (super sized portions for next-to-nothing.)\n\nBring cash or be prepared to withdraw some money from the BofA ATM across the street because they do not accept credit/debit cards.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kZJWAY828P8QZTqVYzhTCg", "date": "2009-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "dW1prOXdmBtvN77tnMXWJA", "text": "their cheese fries are delicious but i've never had bad cheese fries before so i'm thinking that it's not that hard to accomplish. their smoothies are also very tasty, if i were to come here i would just buy one of those and then go to intermezzo. \n\ni was expecting a lot more out of my marinated tofu and avocado sandwich. it was like i ordered shannyn sossamon and got natalie portman instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h-JFMxJnQdxQiWf1CDLgAQ", "date": "2007-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "nzEedi2NXcS1zz59eeaXdg", "text": "Smart Alec sells a bunch of stuff: burgers, fries, sammies, pizzas?, and coffee\n\npour: santa cruz coffee, \"java ,mocha\", 2.18\n-smooth, bold,.knocked me sleepy head awake...\n-probably organic & fair traded too\n-only place that charged tax on coffee, but then this isn't a \"coffee shop\"\n-fast friendlh service in the afternoon\n\ncash only", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Km06OXdMHzCzMqoOA3fRWw", "text": "I like Smart Alec's primarily for the convenience factor when it's Thursday, I'm at work, and I had to run of to class at 7:45 before having time to prepare lunch. I grab and orange to go with me, but when it gets to be around 1 and I head into work, I'm absolutely starving by that time and head into one of my old standbys.\n\nI order the same things every time because honestly, I've tried the other things on the menu and those are the only options that are worth getting over again.\n\nThe Asian chicken salad is huge and well flavored (and they go light on the dressing if you ask). The tofu salad has kind of a funky taste (too much soy sauce) for my liking, though I would normally prefer a tofu salad under different circumstances.\n\nI also really enjoy their eggplant pesto melt, though not exactly the most healthy thing on the menu. Have the half sandwich with vegetable soup and a hunk of corn bread. Mmmm\n\nAnd those are the only two things on the menu I will ever order, depending on my mood. Their burgers really are not good and their other salads are lackluster at best. Their soups as a whole aren't great but they will do in a pinch.\n\nHowever, it is reasonably priced and the service is fast and efficient. I'll keep coming to Smart Alec's in the future, if only for their corn bread.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2009-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "ALfeB-BKHcan1YOFRNH9Pg", "text": "I've walked by this place over 1000 times (it's on my way to campus). I've always pooh-ed the notion of healthy \"intelligent\" food, opting rather for the rib-eye steak, fish and chips, or chili burger.\n\nI'm going to lunch next week with a new friend that is a Vegan. In fact, she thinks eating meat is much like smoking, an unhealthy crime. Little does she know I also enjoy a cigar too. Perhaps this friendship is doomed.\n\nBut I'm committed for a lunch date, just where do we go? My colleague wanted to eat out today and suggested Smart Alec's. At first, I was going to \"punt\" the idea, however, I went along to try this \"vegan\" lifestyle.\n\nThe place smelled great, just reeking with garlic (from the air baked fries). As I gazed at the large plywood menu, I saw the A burger combo (vegan). Upon ordering, I did have a few questions:\n\nMe: Are your A burgers vegan?\n\nAlec (woman): Yes, they are.\n\nMe: Do you prepared them completely separate from the meat orders?\n\nAlec: Yes, we do.\n\nMe: OK, that's great! I'll have a B cheese burger combo (meat) with garlic fries and a diet.\n\nAlec: I thought you asked about the vegan burger?\n\nMe: Yeah, I did. But that will wait till next week. You see, I met this woman... she's a vegan.... lunch next week...\n\nAlec: [smiling] Gotcha!\n\nBefore I could say, '\"Dolphin Free Tuna,\" my order was ready! The B burger (kinda like being on the JV team) was on of the best burgers I've ever had. The honey wheat bun with seeds (I dunno what kind) was so good. Fresh lettuce, tomato, and sliced red onion topped it off! There was some kind of mayo or spread already on the bun, which was fine with me. The air baked fries were a little dense, but with a douse of salt, they too were delicious.\n\nNext week, I'm ordering the A burger (w/out cheese) looking forward to meeting someone new, enjoying the whole vegan experience. Who knows, perhaps I will give up the steaks and cigars.\n\nHummm? Can't really say. At this point in my life, I can't make commitments.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ye5bkaxBkrNDgIxzokdUCQ", "text": "My fianc\u00e9 and I were in town last weekend for a concert at the Greek, and we needed something to eat before the show. We walked to this downtown area, saw Smart Alec's on the corner, pulled up the iPhone Yelp app, and decided to give it a try.\n\nI ordered a sesame tofu salad (served on romaine lettuce with LOTS of cucumber and crispy noodles) with the dressing on the side and a piece of cornbread that came with it.\n\nThis was the salad that never ended! I kept eating and eating, and it seemed like the salad got even bigger. I don't get it. I was definitely full after eating for 20 min., and it looked like I hadn't even touched it. See picture: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg?select=8kZbg9l9zGdrgLpyyT7E5w\n\nMy fianc\u00e9 ordered garlic fries (the ones I tried sans garlic were pretty good) and a gourmet burger with BBQ sauce. He seemed to like it.\n\nOverall, a good place for a pre-concert stop, even though I felt kinda old there in this college town.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A2GArf1Nc-Kb1EK3TubKYA", "date": "2009-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "SPQANeHw0K1RtYJztrGi_Q", "text": "Did you know Smart Alec's gives you free fries if you get an A on your exam? Well, I didn't until my friend told me about it today, so all you smart alecs (har har har), flash your grades for free fries!\n\n4 stars for that offer and the soups only. I am not a big fan of their other items on the menu. Burgers and sandwiches are decent, salads are pretty filling, but meh. If I want a burger, I'll definitely go elsewhere. The soups, though, are very good. My favorite is the potato leek. Surprisingly, a bowl with your choice of wheat or cornbread can  fill you up for only $3 and some odd cents. \n\nAnd watch out, they take garlic fries quite literally. Plop on the garlic and you have garlic fries, so don't expect some kind of garlic-y seasoning.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2009-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 5, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "DPDfBTzIYkGdR-7VzUvm4g", "text": "Dude she gave me corn bread with my salad. Well, at first she asked \"wheat or corn bread with your salad\"? Then I asked,\"which is better\"? Then she said, \"OMG I just ate the biggest piece of corn bread like a moment ago, can't you tell\"? So, when I gazed deeper into her eyes I realized the cool calm collective manner of her expression....and then I KNEW IT....this women had eatin cornbread and didn't give a damn who knew. So, I ordered the cornbread. Brilliant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QbewF-XkZNdyLDpNwDC-ng", "date": "2009-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iP0a3DmIpWrELQjeci8soA", "text": "i have yet to be competely blown away by smart alec's.  \n\nyes, it is convient. \n\nyes, it is fairly decently priced.\n\nyes, it is decent food.\n\nbut not amazing. garlic fries are a decent fall back, salads  are pretty solid. it's not perfect, there will almost always be a better alternative, but if youre just looking for something... just something, then here we go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C5Z9aF7RAudlQysOINRZrw", "date": "2009-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 5, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "4SFHm2OZ6AxLLhrIIz1LLA", "text": "Full Disclosure: I was one of the sad souls in college who scraped extra money together by working at one of the on-campus cafeterias. Over-sized gray jersey, smelly black baseball cap, and stained maroon apron were de rigeur. Don't feel too bad for me though - I brass-knuckled my way into the coveted sandwich station post. People knew me as the \"sandwich girl\" and it proved to be a popular mating call at parties. \n\nThis job also gave some insight as to what happens in the kitchen of the mass eateries. With the exception of the sushi and wok stations, most of the food was made in bulk. And I gotta tell you, it was nasty.\n\nAs I found myself at Smart Alec's a few weeks ago eating some corn chowder and a caesar salad, I started to have flashbacks. The salad was drenched in dressing, making it more of a wilted lettuce caesar soup. The corn chowder was a bit better, but it had the taste of something that had been made 8 hours earlier in a big tub in the back. In other words, Smart Alec's is for that small portion of the overall population who miss dorm food. \n\nThey get plus points for stuffing their sandwiches with extra avocado and sprouts - any sandwich maker will tell you, that's the key to winning over the public's heart. Also, and I'm speaking from experience, inexpensive messy sandwiches posing as healthy = good looking patrons. Trust me on this - it's the only reason I was able to effectively stalk the university's water polo team without being a total creeper. Avocado is love, love is avocado.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XiVlH054UZ3A964ZIrBkPg", "date": "2008-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 7, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "eWO2ud6OiZQYGNpqchz20g", "text": "Day 21 - Being Vegan...Let me first say CASH ONLY!!!  Someone who I will not mention there name, recommended this place to me.  Ummm...can I say why???  Has he slipped and bumped his head and thought this place was good.  To be honest after 20 days of eating vegan food, this is by far one of the worst one's I've gone to.  What's sad is this place is only around the corner from my favorite ice cream shop \"CREAM\".  They were voted Best Burger and Fries by the Daily Californian, 2 years in row.  I'm guessing it's their regular burgers and they should stop selling the vegan burgers.\n\nWhat did I order:\n\nBig A Burger $3.49: According to them \"our famous homemade veggie patty\"...umm how the heck can this be famous, it's so dry.  If it was crunchy you can pass it off as rice cakes.  Better drench that baby with ketchup and mustard to make it juicy.  Homemade, its better if you go to Raley's and get a Morning Star veggie patty in the freezer section.  It's about the same, probably better. \n\nChili $3.22:  This was edible but nothing exciting.  It has a spicy kick to it but not enough species.  \n\nThe good thing about this place.  Yes there is a good thing. Is the amount of space.  Lots of seating and the fries are air baked but taste just like oil fried, very yummy.  That alone gives them 2 stars, until I saw the bathroom.  It says \"restrooms available only for customers\"....it should say \"restrooms available only for male customers\", because there was no toilet seat, only a toilet and there was tissue and paper towel everywhere.  Totally disgusting, even the public bathroom at the parking garage was cleaner.  \n\nI'm done reviewing this place.  You couldn't pay me enough to eat here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "li0zMmmX_B3j1bQo-ipG-w", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 12, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "WzGQlYxL4fy00JeZ8aSPrg", "text": "I must have walked up and down Telegraph three times before finally settling upon Smart Alec's. Quick, healthy food, big salads, counter seating near a huge open window = pretty ideal lunch spot.\n\nI almost felt like I was in a dorm cafeteria with all the undergrads buzzing around. And as I grabbed my tray once my number was called, I glanced throughout the dining area for my clique. No such luck so I took a seat at the counter by the window. People watching was stellar. A girl walked by with a box over her head and right after, a dude walked by with a bird on his. Ah, Berkeley. \n\nAs for the food, be warned, the salads are absolutely huge. If you're two people, just get one and split it. The lentil soup was chunky, definitely homemade and though lacking in flavor, it felt good putting carrots and potatoes into my body. It's a fresh approach to quick food and a simple menu with the staple lunch options. They've also got a number of veggie friendly items, so if that's your bag, they've got your number. Just keep in mind that it's cash only. And there you have it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RgDVC3ZUBqpEe6Y1kPhIpw", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 7, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "tAYfrJuR07psmZV_J7e6Sw", "text": "If you're Vegan or Vegetarian & you're looking for a healthy fast food, look elsewhere. The healthiest part about this place is the fact that the food is so below average that you probably won't finish more than half of your order.\n\nThe burger may have been one of the worst veggie burgers I've ever had. Too dry & chewy, I doubt there's enough condiments that could make it edible.\n\nAfter the nasty burger I was looking forward to diving into the chili. With very little chili spice, it was more like beans with tomato sauce. Maybe even a bigger disappointment than the burger since I was looking forward to the chili more.\n\nThe lone saving grace of the place is their \"air baked\" fries. So crisp & yummy that we were both questioning \"how do they do it?\"\n\nIt's also cash only. Not normally a big deal to me since a trip to the ATM isn't a big deal if the food is worth it. They don't need to incorporate a credit card machine to earn my business. They need to have better food. The only reason I would have to return here would be for the fries then going somewhere else for the rest of my meal. At that point, why bother?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Y61y11_nYsbc2UWjDh8ZEA", "date": "2012-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Q0j0-u8WHHczEg5c9DPQKg", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 7, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "NlLVrffiY06QluTGbbV1tg", "text": "my favorite holiday is thanksgiving. four days off in a row, lots of football (including UVA vs. VA Tech - GO HOOS!), all of your family and closest friends, and naturally, the food. mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, stuffing, pumpkin pie; they're all winners, but pale in comparison to the star of thanksgiving - the turkey. i mean, we call it \"turkey day,\" for crying out loud. according to the USDA, more than 45 million turkeys are cooked and eaten on thanksgiving. that's a lotta turkey.\n\nwell if like me, you desire turkey more than once a year, fear not! for delicious turkeys are being freshly roasted and carved every day by smart alec's' chefs. forget the slimy deli slices of your past and come here to embrace the thick-cut, tender, and juicy cuts that smart alec's offers. they use it to top salads and serve it with cranberry mayo in a sandwich that's thanksgiving personified (sandwich-ified?). \n\nthere's nothing like the warmth and comfort of thanksgiving, but when it's just the eats you're jonesing for, check out smart alec's roasted turkey.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lYmPbq4gZm7O_a30R5hFPg", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0qj35WBqoYKcqjHqAb-wdQ", "text": "Im from Socal, so this obviously isn't \"as good as it gets,\" lol but it''s fast, cheap, tasty, and just really good food when ur drunk. They should totally start having carne asada fries then place would be freaken AAmaazinggg", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u_UdyZLf_ZgMkGlHFcjabQ", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1FbdC2IW9xGGUWQgy-9xpw", "text": "La Burrita, without a doubt, was my favorite \"I only have 5 dollars to eat today because I spent all my money on books and readers\" restaurant when I went to Cal. I don't know why, but there's something strangely fulfilling about devouring two enchiladas, guacamole, sour cream, beans and rice. \n\nA hop and skip from anywhere on the southside, La Burrita is a stable of the Cal student diet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IEf-45Hj56fWd3slUc3tGQ", "date": "2007-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_1fgfXhjRURsIVoyIo8Z6Q", "text": "Truly a food staple if you are a Berkeley student looking for cheap eats.  While not gourmet on any level, this satisfies much desire in terms of quantity and availability.  This place is open well into the AM hours, so come grab your drunk munchies.  It's also situated in a very accessible location for students on the Southside.  Best of all its cheap.  Four dollars and change can get you a huge burrido that will raise your blood pressure and put you into a food coma.  I've tried most of their meats and I would have to say asada is still king.\n\nPROTIP:  The one on northside gives you free (unlimited) chips.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1LktOpSnSTS1sgVkRuytFw", "text": "Acceptable reasons to eat at La Burrita:\n-You're drunk\n-You're really hungry\n-You're really drunk\n\nIf you are going to eat here, go with the pollo asada super burrito or wet  burrito.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tnr0oku9aVuyI5XR5wnR4g", "date": "2008-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1so_np0Rf0Y3oa5gYIjrDg", "text": "Coming from a predominantly Hispanic hometown, I find it hard to swallow the blandness of Berkeley's Mexican food choices, but at least for the price, location, and speed, it's hard to find much better near campus without traveling far far away.\n\nIt's not totally unusual to walk right in and pay for your food (with credit card as a bonus!) and then be out and scarfing down a generously sized burrito in under 5 minutes here, but you can tell that most of the ingredients have been sitting out and mellowing for a while, especially the meats. Nothing here tastes particularly fresh or authentically Mexican. \n\nThe one highlight of La Burrita is their unlimited salsa bar, which actually introduces some much-needed flavor, especially if you like the spicier salsas. The free chips that come with their burritos are nothing to rave about, but I like it because most of my friends give me their chips and that's just more food for me! As a corollary to that, skip the nachos here. They microwave them and the chips are just not durable enough to stand up to the heat and the soggy toppings they put on top.\n\nTip: if you want your meat grilled, order something with fajitas and it comes with some tasty grilled meat that hasn't been sitting premade in a pan. The only downfall is this is a bit pricier and takes a LOT longer to cook.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FTBUYeJB8jIIeNASyYq3dA", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "20pNg7NThwwjWtjyPco0fw", "text": "I would give it a lower star rating, but it's late night status fed my nocturnal ass my first year in Berkeley. Everything sucks and is pretty gross aside from the Nachos. Those are okay. No, wait, it still sucks. It just sucks less. Still, it was good to have another alternative to Top Dog in the AM.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CP_9RYVP4th-DuL7LCaKtA", "date": "2008-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "20xXoH059uzjqACEF4H0UQ", "text": "Best burrito in Berkeley!  My personal favorite is the La Burrita Special with carne asada.  Unlike the regular burritos that come with rice, beans, and salsa along with your meat, the Special comes with sour cream and guacamole.  The Wet Burrito is another fave, although you can't really eat it while walking to class because they cover it in sauce and melted cheese.  They also have the best chips that I think they make themselves.  Perfectly crispy and salted!  My roommate and I used to ask for a little more, and they would gladly give it to us.  They go perfectly with their super fresh pico de gallo.  If you are a Berkeley student, this is a must try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_Ly42BlHlM_OxDq80mbh8Q", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2g3zpmuNlatpm_FwFbFGkg", "text": "great place small but great if ur near the campus or telagraph area an want mexican food this is it fast service gbreat people an best of all great food love rthe carne asada burritos", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZsfpMbdzJaPQUpCLRPpr8w", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2RHoMN9RLNDIrFTkOEbqsA", "text": "I'm from San Diego and occasionally stop by Mexico to get myself some good bean, rice, and cheese burrito-eating. (My favorite.) I feel like I've definitely had better.\n\nI'll definitely give this place another shot. Maybe something off their meat section is better.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yT6NLVP6K6zRXPeiRc1CVw", "date": "2010-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2sMn_Q0-BEkTK3D6lEmunQ", "text": "LA BURRITA....is there when Chipotle just isn't satisfying.\n\nGreat food with cheap prices. What more could you ask for? Wait for it.... Fast service AND FREE chips!! It just gets my Asian senses tingling...\n\nIf you order the chicken or carne asada burrito, you can be in and out in just FIVE MINUTES when they aren't very busy.\n\nThe food is great and there's a large selection (including seafood, plates, etc.). The salsa bar isn't too shabby either...not as many options as Cancun but if you're in a hurry, it's probably best that there aren't so many options.\n\nAnyways, the SHRIMP burrito is AMAZING! They make it fresh with large whole shrimp. NOM NOM NOM. Perfect for those times when I have seafood cravings.\n\nOn a final note, there is one downside, no UNLIMITED chips which they have at the La Burrita on northside...but they still give you a decent amount. And also the seating is limited.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mNVP9RnHydn1RL01vlp1jg", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2VKQ3anNdQf4I12ZpbYoig", "text": "Two main things about La Burrita to recommend it are that it is reasonably cheap and it stays open late.  It's not always bad, but it's not especially good either.  It's the kind of place you go because you have a hunger for some Mexican food, but then you eat it and it doesn't fill that craving since it's not even good or satisfying.  It's better than Taco Bell, but that's not a huge recommendation.\n\nMost of the time I thought the one on the north side of campus was better than this location, but even then it was very inconsistent in taste and quality.\n\nOf the Mexican places I've eaten La Burrita falls into the bottom 20%.  The bay area seems to have a glut of mediocre burrito shops like this, but even for the low Bay Area burrito shop standard it doesn't excel.  It's about the same, maybe slightly worse than the rest.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "90oTgUFPPnW8vMEIZD4Pdw", "date": "2006-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2xaIE5sZohVVuHc_LtQlUA", "text": "Once again, if you're up late and need to eat. This is also the place to be. The food is good. The food is fast and if you happen to be waiting outside, you might be solicited for some coin that will be accompanied by a dance move or two. \n\nThis place has good burritos and quesadillas. If you're brave, try to do both. \n\nBut of course, all else fails, go to Top Dog. Right next door!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p6nBKyT9Y_pFJ1WxVEowwA", "date": "2006-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Aq9BydG15vq0b73cgmMYw", "text": "La Burrita (aka La Bo) is a quick mexican restaurant that is open late. The food could use some more spices to give it a little kick, but for the price it's nothing to complain about. The carne asada super nachos are my favorite! Definitely the place to be if you're drunk and it's 2am and want some mexican food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3nBvZzkJBnbRVmeO6qZ8Hw", "text": "im giving it 4 stars: cheap, fast, open late, pretty yummy\n\nmy friend andrew LOVES the wet burritos. i have fond memories of late college nights, starving and crawling our way to la burrita. and besides the already cheap prices, get the guide to the good life coupons! sucha steal!\n\ni prefer mario's la fiesta on telegraph, but la burrita is faster, cheaper and open much later. also there are a bunch of vegetarian selections. the portions are nice and the people are friendly. it is also more authentic than chipotle, i mean... chipotle? come on!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2008-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3z9d9F-SCTumzi6abF42WQ", "text": "this is my favorite mexican restaurant.  really cheap and i think authentic tasting.  i really like their chips too.  i would much rather eat here than chipotle.  food comes out really quickly too.  i would recommend getting it to go cuz they don't have a lot of seating, but if you really wanted to eat there, it's not bad either.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4K4AestgaJN_gi_bd4bhRQ", "text": "affordable (5-6 bucks per burrito), yummy, quick.  decent food at ok price earns them 4 pts.  much healthier than eating fast foods like mcd or jack in the box!  i wished they had one in south bay...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-IQYqzUs5oNsquP-0rk5Fw", "date": "2006-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4M1-ogDluprLrsA4HgNNPA", "text": "Four stars for BIG tacos, baby. Not the best, but definitely the BIGGEST, and that counts for SOMETHING...especially when I'm starving and only have two bucks. Plus free chips and a good salsa bar. Eat at La Burrita. I would be starving without them.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0UCIXRLfvqDyFUKCr66rxQ", "date": "2007-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4tVwmOJRDzNyiRCLCVdG3w", "text": "Even though I know that they're microwaving my chicken and putting my burrito together with hands they might not have washed, I'm still strangely compelled to go back, I think it's cuz it tastes so good :-)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0m3sZxm_jakH74WWekTwSQ", "date": "2006-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "55HnXmeIVwm0WOkZkahsbw", "text": "Thank you Campuscred for the voucher this semester. You make this poor college girl studying for finals happy this week.\n\nTried their cheesesteak burrito for the first time ever. This is a genius burrito. Ooey gooey cheese and beef plus generous portions of salsa, guac, and sour cream?? Bad for the heart but good for the tummy! My favorite part of the burrito was actually the grilled onions...lightly caramelized, soft but still had a bite to them. And all you can eat salsa bar. Nom.\n\nWith my voucher ($10) I was able to get 2 small cheesesteak burritos (one for me and one for the roomie) and 1 horchata for only $2.95. And I had a bunch of credit from Campuscred to get the voucher so this meal was almost free. \n\nAtmosphere:\nI never really eat here cos there's barely any room and my apt is just up the street. Definitely a place to go for a quick meal if you're in a hurry. \n\nService:\nThe cashier was really nice and just had me write my name and voucher # down on a pad of paper since they didn't have the list of coupon redeemers printed out. I got my food in less than 10 mins.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5CG2dffVt_GuIx3uJq4Y3A", "text": "Used to my favorite mexican joints to hit up in berekeley.  Cheesecake burrito was awesome and the option for their wet burritos are also pretty money.  I definitely also recommend the nachos.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3rWdCM2_AK7GWQlwzRO99Q", "date": "2009-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "60gECqIo7A1E7_hPCgyo0g", "text": "Been craving a burrito ever since my hangover two days ago (I know, personal information that no one really needs to know) and heard much about La Burrita being excellent. I finally went, so excited to see what was in store for me. I ordered the Wet Burrito, which is a burrito with guacamole, enchilada sauce, and sour cream doused over it. It comes with a side of chips in the box, which is nice. Finished it all in about less than 15 minutes, which is rather fast for me.\n\nWell, the burrito was okay. Since I was very hungry and ate the food pretty fast, I didn't focus too much on individual ingredients. Just take my word for it and believe that there are better burrito places than La Burrita. I'm sorry to not love it like a bunch of other people do, but this is my take on it. I personally like Pancho's in Asian Ghetto way better than here. I'm glad to have given La Burrita a try, but I won't be a frequent customer. I appreciated the kind service though. \n\nOh, and one note: THEY ACCEPT DEBIT/CREDIT CARDS! :) However, there is a $0.30 charge if not using cash.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mM1TAS01k6RZPl7LKwHN8A", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "60un3Lj-7223O-nvShNH6Q", "text": "I've been coming here for over 10yrs, and I've NEVER been disappointed. Awesome quality for \"fast-style\" Mexican on the go. They don't have much of a seating area. I love the open Salsa Bar - def got to check out the green verde sauce it the bomb!! I'm a pescetarian, so my review is somewhat biased towards the non-meat options. \n\nHeres a list of a few of my FAV'S @ La Burrita:\nVery Veggie Burrito\nShrimp Burrito\nFish Tacos \nWet Burrito\nCheese Enchiladas\nVegetarian Tamali Plate\nAvocado Salad\n\nBEST THING about La Burrita is they are open LATE! I think till 2 or 3am, the best late night grindz you'll find [even better than the taco truck!] :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZWr-9WqSqGMEy4wW3-4kSA", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "62rqALwOOTIYz2QtLIV7vw", "text": "i had the chicken fajita plate and the salt level was too much to handle - just too much salt in the beans and chicken.  food would have been much tastier with less salt.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QMpYL-j1Rnm8CA9E61M-wA", "date": "2010-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "68iMdqvKpJ_HnLrKO_KEsA", "text": "This isn't the best Mexican food your going to eat in your life. But by god, its the only one open until 1:30 in the morning that doesn't suck. The salsa bar is fantastic. The shrimp burrito is delicious, and the quesadillas (though oily and heart-attack inducing) are great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6JZtjIq0M3-DKAYcDvRp5g", "text": "Cheap! this place has a good salsa bar, cheap burrito's, and some tasty meat. There is not much room so don't roll looking to eat there. \n\nBurritos for cheap. respect", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oAm2Xow4yccYl3nrGHdC-w", "date": "2010-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6l7ltAbYJkMyYt8o08rAHA", "text": "This is the quintessential cheap, college, Mexican place. Its open until 2am each night. Though I enjoy a La Burrita at any time or the day or night there's nothing quite like showing up at midnight on a Thursday night when school is in. Since its located right below the fraternities you get lots of drunk frat boys and sorority girls showing up. Quite hilarious. \n\nMy favorite burrito is the large, ground beef burrito on the yellow chipotle tortilla. Its a nice creamy mixture of beans, beef, guacamole, and sour cream.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fe1nv-DVb8sGDCrwAy14yQ", "date": "2007-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6vkf_3VHiSsw14fyHjXLEw", "text": "It is nice to see a place that offers small or large burritos to suit different appetites (and lunch budgets). But everything else about this place sucks. I had to tell the cashier my order three times, and not because he couldn't understand me. He simply wasn't listening. After my first attempt to order, he said, \"what,\" and then began talking to the other employee just as I started to repeat my order. And even the third time I don't think he was listening. In any case, my burrito arrived with black beans (I ordered pinto) and lots of lettuce (I asked three times for them to hold the lettuce). I got my food to go and I was too lazy to go back to have them fix it, but I will never, ever go back. PS: The chips were soggy with grease. Yuck.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Jr7jDNqHsPwdw43bmVyfCQ", "date": "2007-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "75b8x48yzr8q2QC2Cz4zMA", "text": "If you want bland crappy burritos come here.  the salsa actually isn't half bad and they have all you can eat chips at the Euclid location only.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cAl0Xqh_PFiMJl10ZlcDIg", "date": "2007-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "78a_E7bNF2d2gU_KrpUD1w", "text": "I really like the chesesteak burrito. They have an open salsa bar which is great too. Furthermore, they make the order right in front of you. They also get to your name if you go there enough and their plates are underrated in my opinion.\n\n\nCould open a larger place for more seating and maybe a breakfast.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yDtpud2uLC3wKYEGQDsTng", "date": "2009-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Gi0U1Hiz8sQns_h7ooamg", "text": "We grabbed a quick bite here before our marathon movie experience at the Berkeley Pacific Film Archive.  It was cheap and fast, two of my requirements at the moment.  Next time I will probably opt for Top Dog next door instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6bfcLLL35DpsxAxxk5ZNAQ", "date": "2008-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7iAhW8d8TKNU9enhn4VXrw", "text": "Now that I think about it, the main reason I really like this place is because of their salsas. I really don't know what the food tastes like because I just drown every bite in either the spicy verde or the roja. \n\nAlthough I did get the philly cheese steak burrito once and that was pretty unique. I'm a fan of the gimmicky food, like CPK's cheeseburger pizza.\n\nBut seriously, the salsa.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zA7__miLFhFsTAzpbSn_9A", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7xRp9UTcLcNRlFvvLwqSVw", "text": "THE BEST carne asada burrito you will EVER have.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0RdmSy4u3OVwCsPN0HC5FQ", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "87ZPNXbgddgnXVnVZOJd7Q", "text": "Fast mexican food. Very tasty. Usually only go here after a night of going out in Berkeley but have occasionally had it for lunch as well. I recommend the pollo asado chicken burrito, hold the rice. The wet burrito and enchiladas are good too!\n\nThe shredded chicken isn't great here.\n\nExpected bill: $5", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZLfvKFwIAexQQOTV3SU6uA", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8dbouWU6kw7NH0jaom-PmQ", "text": "My most frequently visited -- if not favorite -- burrito joint in Berkeley. It's cheap, quick, and quality.\n\nI always get the vegetarian burrito. Vegetarian burritos are pretty hit or miss. Some come with wayyyy too much vegetables than I'd prefer (it IS a burrito, after all -- I'm not expecting anything fancy or healthy here), while others leave me wanting a bit more than the standard beans, cheese and rice combo. La Burrita's veggie burrito is served with just the right proportion of pinto beans, rice, cheese and lettuce mix. The small is just the right size for a person who's used to sharing her food (i.e., eat half and save half for later), but yesterday I bought one and ate the entire thing in one sitting. It also comes with free (but not unlimited) chips, something I've been spoiled with after living in Davis and taking advantage of the tortilla chips bin at Guadalajara's. \n\nOverall, this is definitely a place to stop by if you're craving a quick bite and are shopping/exploring the Telegraph area. I usually stop by during my lunch (noon or one) and I've never faced a long line. The place is small and seating is limited, though. If you're planning on going out of your way and drive here, don't. It's Berkeley, and it's Telegraph. Parking generally sucks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hm6QTNOogoqogEbRM-3qCQ", "date": "2011-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_8gIQalSarlQAa_aDbf-3w", "text": "EDIT: \nAfter two years of trying places, I've decided that La Burrita has the best nachos in South Berkeley - Large quantity, generous toppings, consistently pleasing. \n\n---\nThere's a fierce battle between Chipotle sheep and La Burrita freaks as to which is the better choice. I side with Chipotle because I'd rather have a free soda than a free bag of chips, I like my burritos thick rather than lanky, and I like the option of having it double wrapped because why have one tortilla when you can have two. \n\nThe La burrita burritos are also unnecessarily wet, so you get sauce everywhere. \n\nWhat it does have going for it is the fact that it actually has a complete menu, so there's lots to try.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8HEpDM6MppqSkKhzdRylyg", "text": "Salsa! I love their salsa! If they didn't have their special house salsa, I wouldn't think this place was so special. I could take shots of their salsa. Perhaps it's just a personal taste thing, but I love how their salsa is fresh, not too spicey, just the right amount of cilantro, and a tad peppery. Love it! I eat their burritos for their salsa. Now, if only they had larger plastic salsa containers, instead of killing the environment by making people like me use 10 of those containers to fill the salsa.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vziBgVxLk_Topo7za_Hn3Q", "date": "2007-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8ksW0XoB3XZHRbOCDM-sgw", "text": "This is one of those places where I don't think I could provide a sober review. Why you wonder. Well because out of the dozen times I've been here, I have been plastered after a night out on Telegraph. However, it always served it's purpose and it's an oasis after a full night out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hfKrvgheyM2K6ZzJeFjvEQ", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8nl7AjVbvjSX6YzPDbNPhg", "text": "So I am no longer in the target market for La Burrita...that being college students.  When I was a student though I would give this place probably three stars.  On the plus side it is open till 2am and it is full then too.  The food is not that great.  I do like their enchiladas, but other than that none of the food is really that good at all.  They make most of it in the microwave.  I use to feel a little sick sometimes after eating there too.  If you have a car, jump in that and go down college ave to the burrito shop or any of the other great taquerias in Berkeley.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4YchMwzI0wnZlj67SAgVNQ", "date": "2011-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9N__ZD74qkk-CcRlDu_dqA", "text": "I don't know what kinda food you've all been getting there that deserves anything more than a sad face and two thumbs down.\n\nI've only eaten here twice, and both times I didn't finish my food. It wasn't good, the beans tasted like they were burnt in the pot, and the rice was super dry. I didn't care for the meat, wait, was that meat, I couldn't tell. \n\nTo be absolutely honest, I'd rather save myself a few dollars and hit the Taco Bell drive through if it came down to eating some kind of horrible mexican food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9XGDA9iCwel7Exv7XAokbQ", "text": "decent carne asada burrito. i ate here mainly b/c it was close to my house.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a-crxgoVZVvZpf0EhxB9hA", "text": "I went here for the first time tonight.  It was the only Mexican place open after 11.  We ordered the super nachos with chicken, but took them to go, so they were a bit soggy after 15 minutes in the car.  The horchata was delicious and the service was fast.  I will definitely come back here for my late night cravings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HKSS7MOtKanfZAtVioeYfQ", "date": "2008-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aeBX5T_DLhxU3Ux432dczw", "text": "Got two carne asada tacos.  Surprisingly, the carne asada didn't taste like that classic smokey, soft, slightly chewy, juicy taste.  I was pretty sad.  The rest of the ingredients were pretty cool with me.  ~$2.50 per taco.\n\nThe complimentary chips that come with the meal was a big plus.  The chips were very crisp and warm.  The jalapeno salsa is extremely spicy but so damn good!\n\nLastly, the horchata was not great, but not bad.  It lacked the cinnamon-y taste and was a tad too sweet.  Oh well!  A large was about $2.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K1X7uEaDcnu5BC7lCCHk2g", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aJBcLJw6xB_xHeTdPWhQ8A", "text": "Burritos are pretty good here! I like Northside's La Burrita better though because they give you a basket for chips and you can serve yourself with unlimited hot ones! Combine that with their salsa and you'll be hooked! Try mixing the salsas too. Food usually comes out really quickly here, and everything is quite cheap.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "py-UckmYUQp-LjZ2iUf5dg", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aNHnDMvDRC-g0ccPP1WCbA", "text": "I'm sort of a hard sell because LA has some good hole in the wall Mexican restaurants. I went to Cal for 4 years so I was a regular here at La Burrita. Compared to other Northern California hole in the wall, this was pretty good, but compared to Southern California Mexican, this was sub-par.\n\nThe Carne Asada burrito is the staple here and it is pretty good. They give a side of chips which are good most of the time, but occasionally they come out stale. What I did like was they had a decent salsa bar, but nothing like the salsa bars at your Americanized Mexican places like Baja Fresh and Poquito Mas.\n\nThe selection of meat isn't very diverse; they didn't have pastor which is a killer for me. \n\nYou can't really eat in the restaurant itself; it's tiny, noisy and hot.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5FVsOnUPLRMKfGF1fZSrvg", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "anT15zWXrIEzkv5DLlB4Ug", "text": "Oh, \"La Boo\", you aren't even authentic Mexican food! I just don't come here anymore because after trying everything on the menu, I can only be satisfied by the vegetarian burrito because it doesn't taste nasty or greasy. I wouldn't come here craving for Mexican food, but I'd come here to satisfy some munchies because it tastes so heavy.\n\nEverything here is just a step above Taco Bell / Del Taco food, but it's open late and it's \"relatively\" cheap ($3-$5) so it's a favorite for the college crowd.\n\nIf anything, I'd recommend their super nachos because they give you lots of food. Good enough to share with two people or if you are particularly drunk. Look elsewhere for authentic cuisine, but look here for convenience and munchies. They accept credit cards, which is a bonus.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ApmBkmw0OBageO1HXy3X7g", "text": "I went to La Burrita because my friends that went to CAL said it was delicious and the burritos were huge and the super nachos were awesome, etc, etc.\n\nI went, ordered the bean & cheese burrito (it's what I always order) and it was alright. I felt like it tasted just like any other burrito (a lot like Hugo's in LA). The chips were delicious, I will say. The salsa selection was good too, but it was all the way in the back right next to the soda dispenser and there was a table right smack dab there too (kind of awkward to get to)\n\nThere is very little seating inside and outside there were 3 tables, none with an umbrella, so if it's full inside, raining or super sunny, nature will attack you.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZO9D1HwWKoHOsK15oFlrIQ", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AqgdhqpknUikH4rKTyvasg", "text": "This isn't legit mexican food at all and if you really want fake mexican food, just go to chipotle.  I had the large sized carne asada burrito and when I got it all i could think of was \"if this is a large then the small must be tiny!\"  Anyways, the burrito itself lacks in girth and the ingredients are compartmentalized and don't blend well at all.  The salsa bar is above average and the horchata does taste like, well, horchata.  All in all, I'll have to keep looking for authentic mexican food because La Burrita simply doesn't cut it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AVN9M4OpYC38ImPJ0bl2NQ", "text": "I heard about this place before I ever moved to Berkeley, friends kept telling me I HAD to try this place! so I did and I was totally hooked after the first bite. Been 3 years since then and I am still a faithful patron of La Burrita...don't even care that Chipotle is around the corner! La Burrita has always been for me when I need a late night study break, or when I'm stumbling drunk down Durant at 1am and they're the only place still open. Their shredded chicken burrito will always hit the spot. And also, I have good reason to believe it prevents hangovers. =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lZj3Utk7pIcujJ_h8eObCQ", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aWSpjX-6EwhjQUO4A_uUUw", "text": "Generic Mexican food, but if you're carless, it's a pretty good option. If you have a car, visit Picante or Juan's instead.\n\nThe cooks are very friendly and love it if you try to order in Spanish (even if you fail miserably).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9eD9tHPOSOJFVeetfonRxw", "date": "2007-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bcLC8ly2COsHIUSZTOgDkw", "text": "The people working here are pretty nice but the food sometimes takes a while. The cheesesteak burrito is very yummy! I once got a enchilada combo and it wasn't hot, so I had a feeling it wasn't as fresh? \n\nEither way, this is good for a late night snack and a place that all Cal students should eat at in their time there. There's not much seating inside, but good thing is it's near campus, so there's always someplace to sit and eat lol", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2010-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bg98mxEDoEbYheTENfbQAA", "text": "This is the real La Burrita (take that, North Side La Burrita!).  I always get the pollo asado burrito and am never disappointed.  I'm sure it's not super authentic Mexican food but there must be crack or something in the burritos, because I love them.  They're cheap and the large burrito could be 1.5 meals.  \n\nI also highly recommend them as a drunk food.  Way better than Blondie's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DDENq4eRtEGPqhDuocWcaw", "date": "2007-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BL3hxcUqiVRQ1PL1HJDozQ", "text": "There are probably a lot of mixed reviews on this place but I can't seem to get enough of it. I love the carne asada wet burrito in its sloppy yumminess. How can you go wrong with a meal in the bay that costs less than $10, is served hot and quick, and is finger-licking good? I know, it sounds like I'm stealing from KFC's ad campaign and I am with this catch: the food here actually lives up to that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BSLBObcKF4U495G9heR50A", "text": "My favorite activity in Berkeley was to get hammered and pick up a super burrito from La Burrita on the walk home....\n\nI miss their burritos so much! And no, they weren't amazing just because I was drunk. I had them many times sober too and it is just as fantastic. It is definitely the best burrito place in Berkeley, so if you're a student and didn't hit this spot up yet, you're missing out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KVoYCx8tvlxxAqEi2jZ5fA", "date": "2010-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bsPgz5xY39GOcg_Ho7QeyQ", "text": "I knew I was in trouble the moment I noticed it had won 'best burrito' from the Daily Cal, something like 10 years in a row. Call me a cynic, but students have no taste. Same thing happens in every college town, the restaurants right next to campus get all the foot traffic, and somehow all the rave reviews, no matter how much they suck. \n\nLa Burrita is a prime example of this phenomenon, it's a stones throw from campus (even for someone with a weak arm like me), and as a consequence it's always busy. That doesn't mean it's good, because it isn't. The food lacks the wonderful cohesiveness that good Mexican usually has. The flavours in a good burrito meld together into a wonderful whole, at La Burrita, they just kinda sit there blandly. Good Mexican has a wide array of textures, all interacting, La Burrita, its all kinda chewy. \n\nI guess the moral of this story is always eat where the locals eat, never where the students eat.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pCGhLbFA8Q2N_LypEOdHcw", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "buHEUIItDjPewLoqefxgTg", "text": "Pretty solid place for when you need a mexican food fix in the bay area. I usually get the super nachos, which are delicious, but I've gotten the la burrita special with carne asada before, and it's pretty good, not amazing or the best burrito I've ever had, but good enough. \n\nAlso,it's open late, until 3am on the weekends, which is awesome and delicious when you're on the way back from bars/wherever. Overall, if you're really craving mexican food, especially late at night/while drunk, then labo is the way to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mWviNOcIOpW_ocei9GXKPQ", "date": "2011-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CCPh-K1C8WCMEkGWhlvrGA", "text": "First thing you should do when you come here is look at the sign. It reads, \"La Burrita: Fine Mexican Food,\" or something like it. Notice that there's no mention of the place being a taqueria. That should set off an alarm immediately.\r\n\r\nI'm a masochist, so I tried one of their steak tacos anyway. It was the sloppiest endeavour ever -- it was more like a burrito, but without enough tortilla to wrap it. Their chips are mediocre, although their salsa is passable. If you're going to eat here, their burritos are the safe bet.\r\n\r\nAnyone who thinks this place has 'the best burrito ever' needs to go to SoCal or even the Mission District in San Francisco. The only two things this place has going for them are its late hours and its reasonable pricing (~$5 for a burrito).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2006-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CLt2qFHGLFURxEx0v1ZVyA", "text": "This is another late night favorite \r\n\r\nand too lazy to walk to much further down \r\nI love these buritas\r\nespecially the muy caliente green chili salsa \r\n\r\nNote 5 star is based on limited options and limited time frame \r\nAlso good alternative to Top Dog", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XnfdZSQkosi5ZojOWZZr2Q", "date": "2006-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CyduV9IX9sI-zCgNLimpig", "text": "The chips are nice and oily when you're in the mood for that, but the one time I ordered a burrito the cheese was all gross and watery.  Never been back, but the smell outside when walking up Durant sometimes tempts me...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WKtSpOHEJ08nsngYqflVqA", "date": "2010-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DBAqutNBiQnwsNslCxzjSw", "text": "One of the restaurants I miss most from my college days. Where else can you get a shrimp burrito for less than seven bucks? There's also complimentary chips and salsa. Plus there is a cute patio dining area in the back, good for sunny days.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cEUpz4zStfvm0Gfm9tnZbA", "date": "2011-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DMr_JCR42-PPyezs67OfhQ", "text": "La Burrita gets the job done.  That is, if you're hungry at midnight, and it's Monday or Tuesday, which means Late Night at Crossroads is closed.  The burritos are damn cheap.  I mean you can't get a more filling burrito for $5.00 than La Burrita.  There have been many nights where I'm just craving a burrito and I go straight to La Burrita.  I normally just get the La Burrita Special because you get both the sour cream and guacamole.  \n\nBut you get what you pay for.  Unless you're absolutely hungry, I would just wait until morning to eat.  Upon further inspection of the burrito, it looks like globs of industrialized food wrapped in a tortilla in foil.  It taste really good when you're hungry and less so when you're not.  \n\nI think I'm reaching a point in my life where I can afford to eat healthier and higher quality foods than burritos.  But if I'm hungry and it's midnight, I know where I can turn to fill my tummy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EK4gZnUbD4hFk8hcHm9xEw", "date": "2009-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DNbTnbRr-u24F5nggHucSQ", "text": "I've had better burritos. I've eaten here about three times and I'd just like to say that the only thing that has saved this place is how cheap it is (thank you randomly mailed book of coupons). \n\nThe food is average and isn't horrible. I actually like Chipotle better, which is definitely not an insult in the sense that Chipotle is crappy (hey I actually love Chipotle) but an insult in the sense that the Daily Cal rated La Burrita the Best Burrito in Berkeley and that Chiptole is a chain that serves American-Mexican. \n\nAt least it's open late and is served quickly.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2008-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dreiQYY3aXbXB_oMM376Ig", "text": "I've seen it written here before, and it is true! Skip the rest of the menu and go straight for the fajita burritos! They cost a little more than the others, but they are the freshest burritos you can get (and perhaps even a little healthy!) I'm a fan of the chicken fajita burrito - freshly-grilled chicken, onions and peppers, with a bit of guac and sour cream if you like! \n\nMost of the negative comments refer to the meat/fixins that've been sitting around hours - what can you expect? Go fresh! Be happy!\n\nSalsa bar is great!\n\nOnly drawback is that sometimes the quality slips. By far most of the time I am super pleased! Enjoy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gYQagdfFx4Eaxa2XsqjDrQ", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e5Q11FdWbtl83x71c-2zQw", "text": "MMM la burrita.  open late (3ish) with delicious chips & salsa, and cheap, quick service. can't go wrong.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9SUE4_5i0gOAqU7ChwO2JQ", "date": "2007-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eCweV-F_cWOtp_R6ct7nnA", "text": "You should only eat here if it is late at night and you have the desperate munchies.  Otherwise, it is pretty gross.  The only thing I can tolerate here is the nachos (but have them hold the beans-- trust me HAHA).\n\n\nEDIT:\nOkay, the chicken quesadillas are legit late-night food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lnD3OSvWgVTo2KfuxXrhVw", "date": "2010-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eEs-7YhufzanV7qXHFnYFQ", "text": "Tasty, and cheap.  I'm not a burrito fan, but I like to get an enchilada a la carte and a soda.  Under $5 and more than enough food.  They don't skimp on the meat here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R56bB8f0t7Qr9UsHiJTYlw", "date": "2007-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_elLo9XCFrkhLLA44HEdiA", "text": "I'm a fan.\n\nI've been here twice. I've gotten the beef quesadilla and the philly cheesesteak burrito. Both were clutch. Very tasty and filling. \n\nOpen late, too ;) Probably why I'm giving it 4 stars instead of 3.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "T4zi4ocSDmUgHomFOVT4yw", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eP_e8xqVJmOosAvYHTbQNg", "text": "Super nachos with beef after battling an all day hangover = NOMNOMNOMNOM to the billionth degree!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CjmRWw8bFoa6oo9hckF0Cg", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e-sQd7y60lwSr3k1pHIIVg", "text": "My friend and I went to see Weezer a few months ago, but before we did, he suggested we stop by La Burrita for dinner.\n\nThe place isn't exactly spacious, but that isn't a problem. I order a steak burrito with a bunch of alterations that I can't really remember. I do remember that they got my order right, which was impressive since so many places forget to incorporate my alterations into the order. The burrito was big and filling, but definitely not the best burrito I've ever had. But it was cheap, so that made me happy.\n\nIt has a pretty impressive salsa bar, but I didn't get to try anything.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kNxlninqmXRj7Hh0laNpjg", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ET7qpUeFb4p0Basuh2QVfQ", "text": "Get their Philly Cheese Steak Burrito, sounds funky, but it's really tasty.  Then grab a dog at top dog next store.  After that go to Henry's on Tuesdays and get yourself some cheap drinks!  Bargain central!  BUT if you're looking for authentic mexican fodd, this is not the place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7XtwctHsxWFNZaZE4hl3uw", "date": "2008-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eUvoE9BAvC1D8CCVgboDnQ", "text": "La Burrita kept me alive Freshman Year with its late night hours. So for that, I love this place. \nIf you're ever in dire need of good Mexican to-go, La Burrita is the place to go. I can proudly say that I have eaten half the stuff on the menu and most of it is pretty good. I recommend the super nachos because it comes with everything! Really, everything.\nSimply put, good place to eat before you get drunk or the morning after. A lifesaver, if you will.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gkZWNguyfJdSrZAwoOeT0A", "date": "2008-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EVbl0ISBgnhWoZHdc-KM8A", "text": "I ordered a couple of burritos here, and they've never impressed me. The individual flavors of the ingredients don't really stand out. It would probably taste much better with a decent salsa, but everytime I go there, the salsas are sour. \n\nStill, this place is way better than Chipotle (I hate that place). And it's open late, which is frustratingly rare around this area.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "30gnRW4wM87crhkmzoa4Gw", "date": "2007-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ewB1s3ZEeDG59-Notz8AOQ", "text": "Unless you can eat a lot, like more than a chipotle burrito, go for the small.\n\nI had the carne asada burrito, and it was delicious. The flavors aren't too overpowering, so that's a plus. It doesn't get sickening like Chipotle does after a while. The meat's nice and soft, and the guacamole and sour cream they add is great. The salsa they have goes great with the chips they provide with each order. I usually only get a little bit, but I couldn't keep myself from getting up and refilling my cup of salsa.\n\nAnd the burrito looks skinny, but it's very, very filling. And a good price too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aZfoLzBkO-N2j6Rgb-lVrg", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FbUUEbgU0Vr7K6Te09eAIw", "text": "La Burrita is for poor college students - cheap food, convenient location, and students' tastebuds aren't usually refined until they graduate and start earning the big bucks.\n\nThat being said, I went to La Burrita when I was a student at Cal. I didn't like it back then, and I still don't like it now. The food is bland, the rice is too ketchuppy, and their menu is so generic.\n\nFor latino fare, I much prefer Juan's Place or Tacubaya, but they are too far away and expensive for most students. So, kids, study hard so that you can afford better food in the future. And coerce your parents into taking you to Chez Panisse for your graduation dinner. ;)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iBFApwMrKOGhofHI15ff8g", "date": "2011-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FdOnb-XlWVePpRnW9XNDPw", "text": "wasn't that hungry so i decided to try the taco salad with grilled vegetables. \n\nthe good:\neverything tasted fresh\nlots of toppings \noverall salad was decently big\ncouldn't resist visiting the salsa bar - added more of their tasty salsa on top of my salad (it came with pico de gallo)\n\nthe not so good:\nusually if cheese, sour cream, etc are listed as toppings on a taco salad, the menu will list guacamole if it's included.  i hate guacamole (leave me alone, i just do, okay!) so i was sad when my food had a bunch dumped on top. oh well - next time i'll ask.\n\nstill tasty overall and definitely would return!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eNnoyKBDI4HczMcmdduR0w", "date": "2009-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FgHUrnsAg--_KvkA7BMGWQ", "text": "I picked up a beef burrito here for about six dollars and I have never seen a smaller burrito.  The burrito was pathetically small for the price and the bag it came with was literally half filled with tortilla chips.  I didn't pay for tortilla chips, I paid for a burrito.  Whats even worse is that the burrito tasted exactly like a taco bell burrito  and had didn't have the authentic Mexican flavor I was looking for.  If you want something that taste like Taco Bell, go to Taco Bell instead for a fraction of the price.  Very disappointing.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "nf87eE9x6L6cXya-aUCo8A", "date": "2011-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FIR7sNiOh5J784beBxX3GQ", "text": "Great Mexican food near campus with fair prices while on a college budget. Popular hangout for drunk/stoned coeds in the late hours.\n\nTheir burritos and super nachos are the best thing to cure pretty much any college emotion imaginable. \n\nJust won the Big Game? Let's go to La Burrita!\nJust lost to USC, again!!!??? Let's go to La Burrita!\nHave a final tomorrow and can't study anymore? Let's go to La Burrita!\nGF dumped me. Let's go to La Burrita!\nJust ate at La Burrita. Let's go to La Burrita! Again!\n\nThe food is some of the best Nor Cal Mex food I have had and the service is always friendly. \n\nOverall: If you go to UCB you will eventually go here. If you are not a student, you should try it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vJowd4g_m4XZr9LQwylxvg", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FrA307w7WaJa4o3XePy-ag", "text": "Quite simply: eh. \n\nI usually begin reviews with at least a little bit of floral language to set the tone.  But I feel the above is more symbolically fitting. La Burrita is the essence of straight-to-the-point food. Painfully one dimensional, it is college grub at its most fundamental. \n\nThe steak, in the grand tradition of carne asada, is springy and modular, like little hunks of brown eraser, the beans are beans, and the rice is generally pretty soggy. All of it, drowned in exorbitant quantities of cheese and sauce.  I hate to sound like \"that\" guy, but having hailed from SoCal, let's just say it is unjustifiably liberal to call this stuff Mexican food.\n\nRe-examining things, maybe I'm being intentionally hateful. I mean, for all the shit this place gets (and gives), it's still here, outliving countless other stores. Plus, anyone who's even taken a step on south side is familiar with the frustratingly out-the-door lines all day, every day. So something's gotta give, right? \n\nYes.\n\nThat something? Drugs. What's being given? A gross profit. I realize none of those words are contextually accurate, but it was funny in my head so whatever.\n\nAt 1 in the morning, loopy headed, I will admit nothing sounds better than a wet burrito, quite frankly because few things come as packed to the brim with so many different ingredients at such a low overhead cost. So we can, at the very least, agree that on a calorie-to-cent basis, not much has LB beat. \n\nBut is there anything really worth eating here when not tripping major balls? Surprisingly, the lengua that seems to be the perpetual daily special (which begs so many questions) isn't bad. Stewed tongue is the embodiment of beefy flavor, and has a tender, stewed texture to boot. Some people consider it unpalatable, but some people are bastards. And for just over three bucks for a bagful of chips and a large corn tortilla stuffed to the brim with soft, flavorful meat, it's no shabby deal.\n\nSo there's La Burrita. Basically nothing I have said above hasn't been heard a hundred thousand times over. It's pretty shitty. We know. It's cost effective. We know. It's not real Mexican food. We know. In the end, I suppose this spiel is just one big promotion for beef tongue. I guess that's something to La Burrita's credit.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "UVGr5pnvtHsczxOwhxtJ1w", "date": "2012-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fSFMgntzVDNMW4YgNwPWRQ", "text": "Sorry guys but this is gonna be the worst review I ever written but STRAIGHT UP, five stars for its memories. Thanks La Burrita.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BWpuW9uHJd8HZmsDhliEMQ", "date": "2011-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fWBtszP335OHYupVKaQf8g", "text": "Haven't been here in a long, long time, so things might be different now.\n\nThe food here is just all right, but they were one of the few late night options other than Top Dog next door.  Their regular burritos are nothing spectacular...the meat was a bit dry for my taste.  Their wet burrito (sounds so wrong) wasn't bad...different having all those unhealthy toppings slathered on top instead of inside the burrito.  Tacos were average...nothing to specify as something that stands out or sucks.  Plus points for their little salsa bar though.\n\nIf it were closer, I would definitely go to Gordo's.  But considering the other lack of options (especially late at night) and the decent portions to complement their student-friendly prices, certainly not a terrible way to satisfy those post drinking food urges.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JKIkdVqAJLEXTq92gF98bA", "date": "2009-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FyCerKR5TjEr70Zm9rkw3A", "text": "LOVE this place!!! I could seriously live off of their bean & cheese burritos. I am vegetarian and their veggie burritos are great also. My bf loves the chicken burrito and tacos.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mTJ6aZCeKPTUVsPe2ScyVw", "date": "2011-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fzxwe76njDWbF0ZiJoP5Lw", "text": "I LOVE this place! Really good food. CHEAP, GOOD, AUTHENTIC, HEARTY. \n\nYou've go to try the WET BURRITO. The Large is only $5.99! And its huge! It actually looks more appealing than in that picture above. \n\nIt's got everything, the burrito, enchilada sauce, cheese, guacamole, sour cream. Yummmmmerz.....\n\nGo and check this place out.... no frillz.... just really good and inexpensive food! =D", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IvkNFYzJ5ehIPnYDi67mag", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g6eO_G4gtJ83u1u6t9tKcw", "text": "I would give 4.5 stars for my fussiness, but Yelp has yet to get to the half-point system. Bummerrrrr.\n\nThis is about a burrito that was born in April 2009. \nIt wedged itself into my mouth, feisty and humongous after an almost 2 hilly mile nonstop trek around the Berkeley campus (+ walk to the rose garden). \nAnd my taste buds got up and started a Burning Man dance around the fire that the rice started. \n\nThe world was so beautiful in the half hour after the burrito goodness digested. \n\nSo I was dying, starving, and any food would taste great, one would think? And I wasn't used to good burritos, being an East Coaster? If you call me out on all this, I'm going to be critical here:\n\nThe place was slightly greasy, but it's a neighborhood place, what DO you expect? There was a good number of people when it was between main meal hours (good sign), and it's been around for a while. The burrito itself was moist, but who wants a dry burrito? It was the perfect size and had a fabulous ratio of rice, beans, chicken, guac. The packaging was beautiful. Service was sweet and snappy. \n\nCould not have asked for more in a neighborhood eatery. Cheers!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xk7XkEEhCOZFhJHFtLhh1g", "date": "2011-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GEBU7hj39SARfZBwRzMbLA", "text": "La Burrita is possibly some of the worst Mexican food(if you could even call it that) i've ever had. I used to say that it was a late night bastion of cheese covered mediocrity, but that--i've come to realize-- is giving it way to much credit. In the case of La Burrita, in fact, it's almost an award. \"Oh, but the nachos are so good\" fans of this place will say when you cite the incontrovertible fact that their meat is reheated in microwaves and that the burritos are  nightmarish, tortilla encased slumber parties of guacamole and sour cream colored goop. I can't believe that the place is run Mexicans/Central Americans too. I would love to ask these guys if this is what they cook at home...if this is how Mom used to make it. I doubt it. It's a good thing that Berkeley has a constant supply of visitors and students who don't know a lick about good Mexican food, because this place would be out of business. You should only be so luck to be blacked out when your night of drinking Winner's Cup Vodka lands you at this haunt.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Dpy-yG9jTAqAf5DYkNConQ", "date": "2008-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GkXzGYngHLh07s0vUq6A6Q", "text": "I ordered the tamale and cheese enchilada, and I'm thinking I ordered the wrong things.  The enchilada was like one big chunk of cheese rather than a nice blend of cheeses that were nice and melt-y.  There was very little sauce on top of that.  The tamale was dry.  The portion was good with beans and rice, but I don't think I'll be ordering either of these things if I come back here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VyaokXwknYm0Mg6f_F1b5w", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GUP7fl1e2ntG9fEzdDz4Og", "text": "I like their crispy nachoes. They are just really fresh and good. If you have their burrito which is really affordable($3-5) they give you those tasty chips. The foods come out really fast so you don't need to worry so much. Also, you can get a drink for a dollar and refill it anytime you want (I mean, while you are eating). But don't forget that they only allow 2 people to share one drink.  Nice place :) \n\nUhmm,.. well, the place is pretty small and has not enough seats.. This is kind of a thing that need to be fixed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SPrlVC5TgmqJhmKFuBUcZA", "date": "2010-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H1ag6xn-RtE2Ke2ht_5jjg", "text": "This is a great place to go for a late night snack, as it is open just as late as the bars! I wouldn't say the food is that extraordinary or anything. Basic Northern California Mexican food. But it's cheap, filling, convenient, and it comes with chips! The nachos are great for late night munchies!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f0UBxoEUlA0CcNz5yW8d3A", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H1EpB5LJa0FPrRMXFVd2zA", "text": "Stopped by here once with a few friends and tried the shrimp burrito.\n\nFor the price, portion size is decent, nothing spectacular.\n\nThe quality of the food however was pretty good, the shrimp burrito was very good, the fruity pineapple salsa was very unique, sweet tangy and a great compliment to the grilled shrimp (probably not authentic, but good none-the-less). \n\nThere was also complementary chips and salsa available. \n\nThe service was quick, though the time we went was not too busy. \n\nOverall, the food is decent for a college burrito joint and a establishment that I will come back to when visiting friends at UC Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9CPHmrAxUOGj0N2OgU1h-Q", "date": "2010-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H_aznTx3gCZ5eGqTGLI-bw", "text": "i like that they cater to vegans, but honestly, that burrito was nothing to write home about. literally. the whole time i kept thinking about all the burritos i ate when i lived in southern california. the salsa bar and free chips were pretty exciting though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ce7oyCmYfiWIhxt0pavaUQ", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hC0DAw27p4eBbyHF0p9IMQ", "text": "Excellent seasoned ground beef burrito with the hot tomatilla salsa (the thicker spicier one of the two tomatilla sauces) is a flavor bomb! Open until 1:30am on weekdays! Across from King Pin Donuts.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2oD-vur-aVCsOVdW0iUevw", "date": "2010-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "heETHfKL-NKpsKGSlqueCA", "text": "I'd give this place a 3.5 but yelp doesn't have half-star options..\nSo anyway...\nI lived in the units during my freshman year and having come straight from so cal, I used to hate this place that and that it was a sorry excuse for Mexican food.. but after being in Berkeley for 3 years.. I guess I've been brainwashed by the lack of good Mexican food -ness of Berkeley but I find this place OK. \nThe food is OK, but nothing amazing. The reason that I give it 4 stars is because this place is open late (which is very important for a college student like myself and even more so if they are a night owl) and because you can usually find really good coupons in guide to good life in berkeley or any of the other whatever coupon things that come through various sources that you can get your hands on in Berkeley.\nIt is fairly cheap if the coupons are used and can get you filled up for not too much money (again, important for starving college students)\nIf it were only food, I would give it 3/5 but the late night open thing and good bang for the buck gives it 5/5 which averages out to 4/5... or 3.5/5\n\n\nbut I would never go there without those coupons.. just an FYI", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fxxFmjfBlRVVs_Os2e9hNQ", "date": "2008-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HEVnKf99QKPsfgESOOEfgQ", "text": "Food: Mostly delicious; burritos come with chips (get tons of salsa because the salsa is delicious and the chips taste like nothing)\n\nLocation: not much seating, but you should be able to sit as people eat quickly\n\nService: workers are okay\n\nWait Time: fast-food service, but not always super fast depending on your order\n\nPrice: Most (maybe all) items are under $9\n\nGreat for late night hunger, through the surrounding area doesn't always feel welcoming..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6APTA-0_xWbrw0ty51Qm9A", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HKezK_tZNhr1TCQ8sqiqIw", "text": "cheesesteak burrito - that's what i crave the most when i go here. great place for late night eating, especially when you've been out on the town. Definitely a favorite of mine while i was at Cal. great place to get your fill when you're hungry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bSQaTf5CW6Ckvl6sJ2618A", "date": "2007-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HU_MKCKIzhwuS_AR9iqsSA", "text": "The food isn't really that great, especially compared to the much better Mexican food you can find down in Southern California where I'm from.\nI appreciate the salsa bar though, and the plate is a good quantity for what you pay.\nWet burrito with ground beef I like somehow, even though you watch them microwave it to melt the cheese and ugh.\n\nPretty much everything tastes the same, and the meat can get greasy.\nWould give 2 stars if it wasn't open so late, and a 1 if there were other, better Mexican fare around. But since it is, and since there aren't (and the food isn't terrible, or even bad), a 3 seems rightish for Berkeley. Lot of drunk people late at night though....\n\nNot much space for seating at all, good luck, lol.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "t2JqTHLOp5OX9BB4STyVKQ", "date": "2010-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hvKIXH0nnxi5jLrTg6EcwA", "text": "so my boyfriend and i went to this spot because it was close to top dog. his family wanted to try top dog, but i honestly didn't want to go there. so we chose la burita. big mistake. at first i was stoked to see they had carne asada nachos. but these were probably the worst i've ever had. their carne asada is tough and tasteless. their chips are ok. but this is just a big plate of grease! living in so cal, there's the best of the best of mexican food. but i'd had carne asada nachos that were cheaper than these, and didn't have so much grease. so why did i eat here? i heard they had a bunch of awards for being best mexican food in berkeley. what were these people thinking? it's really not that good. service is fast, though but it gets pretty crowded in there. i guess people like it here 'cause the prices are cheap, but i've had waaay better.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "HODTFattOBq84VBncNfUCg", "date": "2008-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hzXLhEArNAWJ6TcWkDJydQ", "text": "Went back to teh Berk for the Cal v. Tennessee game.  \n\nCelebrated the win with a late night pollo asado burrito from a good old friend.  My relationship with La Burrita goes back to my freshman year at teh Berk, which has been a looong time.  I'm glad that with so much changing that there is still room for a place like LB.  I think it is exactly what the student population needs there.\n\nThe burrito itself was pretty much what i remembered.  Rice, beans, salsa, cheese and pollo asado.  Not a whole lot of places have pollo asado, which is why I like LB so much.  Most of the time when you ask for a chicken burrito, you get stewed and shredded meat.  I prefer the grilled texture and flavor of the asado.  Overall, it wasn't exactly like I remembered it, but then again it was a late night with TONS more people than I remembered.  Still a great deal!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dKZgneYIoIplqba_dtM7-g", "date": "2007-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i586OOeGgba6lPk8heP_rw", "text": "Why such a low rating? This place packed with college students during lunch, dinner and late night hours.\n\nWhy? Because they are good if you stick with a couple of menu items.\n\nWhat do I usually go for?\nCheesesteak Burrito. It usually takes a little longer to make but well worth it. A little on the greasy side so if you're on a diet, this burrito is not for you.\nCarne Asada Burrito. Can't go wrong with this one at most burrito shops.\nShrimp. An abundance of shrimp in your mouth.\n\nChips included in your order of course. As much salsa as you want.\n\nGood times.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZGT9H35Edi4y8rHYSqSKfg", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i89bRN634ojBYaan1ssnZQ", "text": "shrimp burrito is tasty - generous portions of shrimp, grilled onions and bellpeppers with pineapple salsa. a little heavy on the sour cream though. was a little hesitant about this place at first because i am a mexican food snob. my friend noted all the \"best of berkeley\" accolades on the walls, but seriously - it aint like berkeley is a hotbed of mexican cuisine. the competition is slim! but its tasty - i put my stamp of approval on la burrita.\n\nthe other thing is the large burrito can be stretched into two meals. i always feel accomplished when i can stretch a meal into two bcuz it makes me feel 1) dainty and ladylike and 2) economical. and that's important.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gqZvcNfUYWFsZNiZXfS4fA", "date": "2007-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iqR6Bbu9rj6SIJ0JdMpJTg", "text": "had a small carne asada burrito. \n\nthumbs up:\noffering the option of a more manageable size\ncarne asada (it is pretty hard to mess up)\n\nthumbs down:\nbeans not cooked as well\nrice too sticky\ncheese an undiscernable mess\nthe included salsa subtracted from the overall taste\n\nredeeming factor:\nsalsa bar\n\nanyone who knows me knows i love the spice, and the brownish-reddish-peppery one (wish they had names i could refer to) had just the perfect amount of kick.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iS5IfyhBhpfG6f5ooRQFOQ", "text": "Unsanitary! I watched the cashier make my veggie burrito without even washing his hands. After I finished paying, I watched him make another burrito with his filthy, I-don't-wash-after-touching-cash hands. I gave my burrito to a homeless person, and I bought another lunch somewhere else.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "RziQnV8PxrKz62XYk059XQ", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J4NWwCVcEMWTnBASAEoG_Q", "text": "This used to be an essential foodsource during freshman year and I still can't get enough!  Their burritos are cheap, big and pretty damn delicious.  Go with the special ones for a little bit more, the sour cream and guacamole make the burrito less dry.  Their wet burritos are also good too with a thin tangy enchilada sauce and lots of cheese.  I love their thin chips.  Their salsa could be better but it gets the job done.\r\n\r\nIt's not the best mexican food out there or even the most authentic but it's tasty enough for me.\r\n\r\nIf you really want unhealthy, go for the super nachos with ground beef.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K-PtK3gDicUeLXYoJmDKWw", "date": "2005-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j6Lbfxrm7_wj4V3Ys57R1g", "text": "Best Mexican food I've had after being drunk! :)\n\nI usually go for their combo plate (taco, enchilada, tamale), which is decent...but tasted amazing after bar hopping after my 21st :P And this place is open quite late also! Otherwise, this is probably the 3rd place I'd consider for burritos (after Chipotle and Gordos...)\n\nOtherwise, a decent Mexican food place that gives free chips and salsa with your meal that is close to campus", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xiBGreimmO1XYqznZIwv1w", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j7tQm4OAptgB1LTpKj8D4g", "text": "After a long day of walking in the city, we were famished college students. It was 12am and did not have too many options so we turned to La Burrita. I ordered the carne asada burrito, which cost only $4! I tried all of their salsas, and I have to say that the green salsa was the perfect compliment to my burrito. I added onions, lime, Tapatio (chipotle), and cilantro from home, and I was quiet for a good 5 minutes. \nIt definitely wasn't the best burrito I ever had, but at midnight, when you are starved for sustenance, La Burrita will hit the spot. \n\nIf I could give half stars, I would give this a 3.5.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oq-FJq7PKrL9cIaFG-G8Qg", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jF36lBb8MfSS9gy0HOWN4Q", "text": "great when i'm drunk, and that's the only time i go. so as far as i'm concerned it's great", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Eypq5gLLjCapBVVnMw_MyA", "date": "2009-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jGp8zPBkpErvvnyG-Cqv9Q", "text": "Been coming here now  for years. A+++ I probably have to say the best Mex food in Berkeley. God bless this place for staying open past 3am. You can't go wrong with their steak we t burrito. Two thumbs way way up!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "li4MC_morWY3X9MB2yRviQ", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JhlzwzNPIY4WC3W8KwpXcA", "text": "Why are people so down on La Burrita?? The baby burrito is simply to die for: awesome, fantastic.  I only get to enjoy La Burrita on an occasional basis, so maybe this is why I yearn for it so.  It is far better for a quick bite than Top Dog, which is good going down, but regrettable later.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_9RlnZe7BRsSzBGcyph8yQ", "date": "2007-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jiN_2P1xDsmw3MWX4U1fFQ", "text": "there must be crack in this food.  I crave it like no other.  now that i can no longer eat the special chicken burrito for every meal, i feel a void in my heart. Its not persay the most fabulous culinary delight, but it's good substance that has magical powers to help you ace your midterms.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6nZGkmLRMCBZdDfox-9-6A", "date": "2007-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JmTll39tTGJHzJEXX1vBTg", "text": "I had a small wet carne asada burrito (guacamole, sour cream, enchilada sauce). The steak was okay. Lots of sour cream. Was pleasantly surpised the burrito came with chips with melted cheese.. Good value for the price (less than $6 including tax.)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GY9WzjOSTc7wEqaJyzLBwQ", "date": "2009-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JMwIx4CDvnIyUckq2a5FLw", "text": "Came here to order a steak super burrito and was disappointed. Instead of receiving a steak burrito, the guy behind the counter gave me a bean burrito. Unlike other places where burritos with meat are more expensive, I was charged the price of a steak burrito despite getting a bean burrito. This trip was disappointing.\n\nAnother time I went, I tried to use a CampusCred voucher for $10 and the guy accidentally deducted only $5. It was a bit annoying that I had to assert that the voucher was for $10 a few times.\n\nIf you're reading the reviews for La Burrita, you will see that, Elaine L. who wrote a review today, same day as me, also had the unfortunate encounter with the same guy I dealt with and also ended up receiving a bean burrito........", "stars": 2, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JQ98WMXbnioIpfon-H4S1A", "text": "WET BURRITO\n\ni come from a small town and the closest think i knew about burritos before college was the local taco bell... imagine how lost i was when i first heard \"WET BURRITO\" \n\nwet burritos however have become my favorite. i'll admit its a bit weird eating a burrito with a knife and fork but it's well worth it to get that extra sauce and melted cheese that blankets the burrito. \n\nwhether its an early lunch or a late night munch- La Burrita is the place to go. \n\nuntil next time\n\ncheers!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nEl2xgE6EBrIU9axpW_gmA", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JWTDt1kzeaw093m1DqBvQw", "text": "Pretty darn good hangover food - especially since they`re open late. You can get a LOT for $7! The service is nice, the food is sometimes heart attack inducing, but maybe I`m just being paranoid. There`s little room though, even for standing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HzvtsyFgdEAfwAIxcN63MA", "date": "2012-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JwxvSY3dO12TOLmG27f4KA", "text": "This place has one of the best wet burrito in town.  Make sure you tell them to make it with both chicken and steak.  The price is really reasonable and it's right next to cal campus so there's always alot of hotties.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yxYBrJ2Of6_I22zx0YPWvQ", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jxY2PnXrcbZOBVc-5zj5Gw", "text": "Holy ****! their shrimp burrito's are so awesome! The mix of salsa and sour cream makes such a great sauce that compliments the shrimp (obviously fresh from tasting it). And the free chips that came with it tasted great too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_fb99OSZo4qqWwkR03wFmQ", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K153rfexA875QSD2ZFaE9w", "text": "i like this place a lot....the burritos are packed so tight! love that it's not messy. the salsas are awesome too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GiC_S3Hhfh02Yy6c9prDvg", "date": "2011-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K1YfUqX4vyLcKhtQa_6C1w", "text": "Well as the name suggests this is a fast food mexican place complete with burritos, tacos, nachos and low prices. I had the super burrito which was good but I've had better. It's a cool place if your hungry after a night of partying or if you're on the go and need a quick bite.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wdtlue9Z9v57E-JddiWIPA", "date": "2008-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k2bklAmsvMIbo50Bp842lQ", "text": "If you're drunk enough to choose La Burrita over Top Dog, you should by all means help yourself to one of their burritos. I'm sure it'll taste delicious in all its wonderful greasiness.\n\nWould I come here sober? No.\n\n1 star for price, 1 star for the patio in the back, and 1 star for decent service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "otICYaqnUVWGykG3LmhOlQ", "date": "2009-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kAVFIntsrdZHuxeK13hwbw", "text": "Mmmm... La Burrita\n\nDelicious juicy Carne Asada that is enough to fill me for hours...free chips...free salsa...fast service...GREAT prices...\n\nThe Carne Asada is so good I've gotten it about 90% of the times I've been here. I did try the wet burrito once and it was a little bit nasty, and too much for me to finish.\n\nI don't know much about Mexican food, but I know La Burrita is delicious, and definitely worth it considering how cheap it is for the amount of food you are getting. What more can you ask for?\n\nI'd rather go here than Chipotle (although Chipotle has its merits) because I'd rather have chips + salsa than soda.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YiIWe02tgoKDmCee_cIZ9g", "date": "2009-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kCmAQwsSblbzCtqgOhPIQA", "text": "You can't beat it walking home from Kips at 2:00 am.  In the afternoon, however...I've had better.  Go for the nachos.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "n_PNj3nCyi0Ybk39tKzMqA", "date": "2010-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KewM6Yh4zuzlLZWVfI5pLQ", "text": "I'm half-Mexican and was raised by my loud Mexican mother who happens to be a great authentic cook and quite a snob when it comes to Mexican food, which unfortunately was passed on to me. I'm always on the quest to find the perfect bean, rice, and cheese burrito with a homemade tortilla. (There is nothing worse than a burrito with store-bought Mission tortillas) That being said, La Burrita's tortillas fall into the store-bought category but the burrito is still delicious. The small size is perfect and the chips are bomb.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "X98lgGry83r0vUUT5BfeBw", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KhM4ii-xcuG3uCHPv9oJsA", "text": "Not bad for Mexican fast food. The burritos are built perfectly for eating on the go: just peel back the foil and start chomping! No mess, clean hands, but a vicious garlic aftertaste. But hey, that's what tic-tacs are for right?\n\nThe price is right and they are quick to prepare your order. With a fully stocked salsa bar, there is something for everyone and for every application. I cringe every time I see them grab chips with their bare hands that they used to take money, but I'm still alive, so I won't complain.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kM2uhHI1b4PRekdChdaYxw", "text": "This place is GREAT for satisfying those late-night hunger cravings. They're usually open until 1:30am on weekdays. I usually come here and order a steak quesadilla (with sour cream and guacamole, of course). I'm usually pleased with how my meal is prepared. The tortilla skin is crisp, the filling is warm, and the beef is pretty tender itself. I adore their tortilla chips because they're usually fresh. They have a killer salsa bar. A word of advice: if you're going to get salsa, usually you'll need 5 containers per meal because they go down pretty quickly. \n\nThe restaurant is pretty small, however. It's easy to bump into people during crowded days. I remember being knocked over and spilling a container of salsa just by standing. There's another La Burrita on Northside, which also has unlimited refills on their tortilla chips. The Southside La Burrita also uses paper utensils if you're going to eat inside the restaurant. The Northside one uses non-disposable utensils for those dining in...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eih3X8OYVNpPGt9AqWBVCw", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KNPyJF9RfKiP3mtNf3CkbQ", "text": "Haven't actually eaten at the restaurant, but us optometry students always order food from them when we have meetings and need to feed lots of hungry students for cheap. Even when we order over a hundred of burrito, they warm and each tightly wrapped. I've had their chicken, steak, veggie, and carnitas burrito. I like them all except the veggie. For some reason the veggie is always runny and the rice just tastes like ketchup rice. Pretty good chips and guacamole, their salsa is ok.\n\nI don't know if I would ever crave their burrito enough to go eat at the restaurant, but I highly recommend getting catered by them for meetings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cJ7v1pTqLVDp3uC-YGE4Ug", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kPEXHQggZHavqBf11Lv0_Q", "text": "Used to come only for cheap savory burritos in Berkeley with free chips, but later discovered their Wet Burrito. SUPER luscious, hearty, and crazy delicious. Try out their different tortillas - spinach, tomato, wheat - awesome! Skip out on the Chipotle on Telegraph, and check this place out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "280EMeA8TJFdZsC4j-K2Vg", "date": "2010-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kQOCANXRsPgCXb4eqDx7dw", "text": "this place is disgusting. \n\nif it's midnight and you find yourself hungry, walk 5 feet to top dog. don't punish your stomach by buying something at this place.\n\nnow i do realize that this place cater's to a very specific student demographic, but it still pains me to see this place consider itself a 'fine mexican'  establishment. *sigh*", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8KwhxPrGBWH1cUaEEVDXug", "date": "2006-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KQxnqOxlkUKjonpP2E_oSw", "text": "Let me preface this by saying that my boyfriend is OBSESSED with La Burrita. So going in, I obviously had high expectations. \n\nMuch as I love my five star restaurants, I think I love the little hole-in-the-walls even more, especially when they don't pretend to be anything else. \n\nWe ordered a small ground beef burrito and a small \"wet\" carne asade burrito. Trust me - the smalls were definitely enough for the two of us. My boyfriend had the ground beef burrito on a regular basis when he was in school and it was just as good as he had said it would be. The \"wet\" burrito - dressed like an enchilada and enjoyed with a fork and knife - wasn't quite as good, but it's also not probably something I would have ordered on my own. \n\nAll in all, I will definitely be back here the next time I'm in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "71RVNcSPEs8rxyxQllMGeQ", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kvHLDG6ktq8-xiJ0R4iPnQ", "text": "La Burrita is especially good for a late night snack! I usually get the Super Burrito. \n\nLove: \n-bag of fresh chips comes with burritos \n-large size burrito is definitely worth it! \n-open salsa bar (has limes & onions too)\n-VIP Card (must ask for one) \n\nThey only have ~5 tables in the front and ~4 in the back, so I always do take out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KvYtokmQAGaym9AF1Qqn6A", "date": "2010-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l1Ifi8oGG0ClfrToMJv1zw", "text": "If you're hungry and craving Mexican food at 1:30 am in the morning, La Burrita is the place for you. \n\nSeriously, how many other places give you a warm, delicious burrito with free tortilla chips and an unlimited salsa bar up till 2 am? \n\n However, as much as I love this place, you really have to be careful with what you choose. Their burritos and tacos and made on order before your very eyes, but their nachos, tostadas, and enchiladas are tossed into a to-go box and simply nuked in the microwave. \n   Stick to the burritos. Better yet, the small carne asada burrito, which is less than 5 bucks. Although, the shrimp tacos/burritos are pretty good, too. \n\nThey take cash, debit, and credit, which is really convenient, and they have sodas and horchatas, if you so desire. It's small place, with very few tables/chairs, so you should really get it to-go. Don't forgot to grab some salsa, jalapenos, and limes while you're waiting for them to make your food.\n\nMaybe it's not the cleanest, freshest place in town, but it's delicious, cheap, and speedy, which makes up for everything", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lDP-12pzeDrM_VyMKc2TLA", "text": "First of all, you have to take it as it is: cheap college food. So given that, if you want some foie grois, this place isn't for you. But if you want some food that's worth every cent, this is the place. Like everyone else, I must recommend the special carne asada or the nachos. Try to hit it up when it's not crowded, so come for an early lunch (opens at 11 i think) or a late dinner (closes at 1?). It's small, so take your food back to your dorm, apt, frat house, whatever. And their salsa and chips hit the spot too, so yummo.\n\nAs a starving student, your belly will be the only thing you're busting, not your wallet. =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bIV6sUJjRXsRGIz5Es_4_Q", "date": "2007-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LP77aje4oHKk5EIdqnrXdA", "text": "Been there twice and I thought it was pretty good and decent for the price. I had the steak fajita and it was pretty good. I mean, it wasn't top quality beef, but I have definitely seem worse. I really like their salsa bar. the best thing is  they allow you to choose what kind of tortilla so i feel less of a fatass with the wheat option.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LsyeKusrGA9Nnx2jkGoZ4w", "text": "This place is so good, quick, and cheap!! Definitely get the wet burrito grande, it's like having a giant enchilada! Their horchata is delicious too.  Plus, if you get your burrito wet, they'll essentially turn your chips (that come with every meal) into nachos.  It's an unexpected plus.  Also, one of the only places in this area of Durant that accepts credit/debit cards.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ipoJv9uuT3WgjeVozKUx8A", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lTtom_cbaGgjnyqRVisa2Q", "text": "It's open late, the food is pretty good for a place that isn't a sit down restaurant, and the prices are very reasonable.\n\nA much better choice than the neighboring Top Dog.\n\nThat's about all there is to say about this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UlK0BkTSuGFYbhO4Om0cUQ", "date": "2009-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LZBcALao_v3UKxZ0vdbspg", "text": "This seems to be a default for a lot of Berkeleyans for a nice big burrito - for good reason! It's nice, big and DERICIOUS. \n\nThough the size isn't quite as massive as Sam's down the street, I think La Burrita is much better than Chipotle.\n\nAfter having a... social night with friends and you're cravin' some nomnom, you're gonna wanna tap this.\n\nI tried the tostada and wasn't super impressed. I felt a lot just like a deconstructed taco, which is okay, just not what I was hankering for. \n\nStick with the burritos, they are the bomb", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M8HiN1B_td96KAxtTkQFhg", "text": "Besides providing it's Cal students with one of the most authentic fast food burritos on campus, I must also add that their guacamole is one of the best I've ever had at any Mexican restaurant. It's base is creamy and flavorful and the mixed in tomato/onion chunks give it body. I always get a side of their guac to go with their carne asada burrito/chips. There is usually a line out the door especially late at night and seating is limited but I've eaten it standing up outside the establishment and it's even better then. Fast, cheap and comforting, it was my go-to spot during my 4 years at Cal and even now, I crave it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z1ZaW1ioImGNHMjLyHMP6A", "date": "2012-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MhNrnvLjjyLPfIXfDcK5Wg", "text": "the food is mediocre. service is quick. food is cheap. quality is not too bad. overall a good option if you have 5bucks on hand and are hungry. but if you want nachos, go to panchos across the street!! la burrita nachos are not worth it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MJUcgKD4lY2jVYJdGjbLmw", "text": "This is an all purpose place.\n\nWhen I first came to Cal, I needed to find a Mexican place that could compare to my love for King Taco back home in So Cal... La Burrita definitely did not replace my love, but it did find a way to be appealing and a way to keep me a frequent customer.\n\nMy favorite food item here are there \"Tacos Rancheros.\" You get three tacos, your choice of meat, and a side of chips.  They're delicious. I would add some lime and get their green sauce.  Perfect lunch meal.\n\nWhat else is great about La Burrita? Well, aside from the friendly staff, it's a fantastic late night food stop.  Leave the bar, arrive and order, and then FEAST! Anyone remotely tipsy, or beyond that point will most definitely enjoy their late night adventure into this place.\n\nAll in all, it's one of my Berkeley staples. It doesn't get five stars because it's not a stellar place, but it is great, and good, and the service is great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pEUypn4jOewphNtHgvcHwg", "date": "2012-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MMlzKh3oD-YHJLA5ksM5oQ", "text": "Back before I had explored the Mission and knew what a true burrito was, I was a lowly, poor Cal student who enjoyed the fine dining of Americanized burritos. These aren't terrible burritos, but they definitely cannot compete with those you would find in any taqueria in the Mission. However, I will say this - they offer healthier choices, such as black beans only, no rice, less greasy meat options, and spinach wraps. The burritos are also a manageable size, and they're dirt-cheap, far cheaper than a Mission burrito, so it's your call. I'll grab another for old time's sake if I'm in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jVaiCNmWOjoI0led5LZuyA", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MrBSf1s0g5zDZcex8ccz0Q", "text": "4\n\nKind of pricey, but overall a decent choice when you want something on the go. Waiting time is not bad and taste is decent. I don't know of many places that offer a Cheesesteak burrito!  Parking will have to be on the street.  What else I like about it?  Open late, and if you change your mind last minute you can go to top dog right next door.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ay4ki4c3LplmI2cF6Wwcog", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MRPleKBgjzetFV7u4ZV7hg", "text": "Not so good. Kinda flavorless, and everything in the burrito just seems like a uniform paste, even though visual inspection shows multiple ingredients.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dlEpzrc7c0YJF90MWToqtQ", "date": "2009-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mWuIxFiGZTWG4rvO9oOVvg", "text": "This place has a lot of good things about it. One of them is not parking. But other than that, it was pretty good. The people behind the counter were nice. I had a burrito and my husband had tacos & enchiladas. It was all good. I am from Southern California and I find it hard to find good Mexican food here. But I would definately go back. The place was clean. It's open late. The salsas were great! They had some very tasty salsas that reminded me of Mexico. I would definately go back. It is reasonably priced, good variety, good hours. Very quick & convenient. The super nachos looked amazing!Truly, everything looked good. I will come back, but meanwhile I continue  to search for really good, authentic Mexicsn food", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aAGwMyue4qex9jSiUvKI-g", "date": "2012-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n55ygFMWvB-BBMeb_LZ_hQ", "text": "Food is better than decent and quite cheap. I had a small carne asada burrito - which comes with more than enough tortilla chips - and it was a bit more than I could finish. (I finished it all the same.) Excellent place for hungry college students with a limited budget.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SP6MRkXK-01xnlBww-3CMQ", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NAZKmO7o35go37Hcaw6eFA", "text": "Delicious wet burritos!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HheMpya7YUaSzQENbIn-Ng", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NJe8haXWy1tw_VFwTfpbFQ", "text": "Words cannot express my love for La Burrita.  I get such strange cravings for it that I would cross the bay to get my hands on one.\n\nThe prices are low, the service is quick, the chips are crunchy and the salsa is fresh.  Their super steak burrito (hold the beans) is the bomb.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tGgTIueZy1JNTzQD9rkZLQ", "date": "2008-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nMhZSWL3NMmk1sEYNiu18A", "text": "This is the original place I would go to when I decided to try Top Dog.  I found this place just cruising the city one nite, saw tons of people in line and got right behind them. The people are truly nice.  I like this place, to think I would drive over 20 min to get here.  Just for a 6.00 burrito.  I like the sides of onions and salsa that I pack myself.  Great for the late snack.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3Rn993btYslL-3D902Bxlw", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NuNj2gJ-a1Ilz1-3lOyNvg", "text": "Not the biggest fan of La Burrita. Definitely think there are lots of things they could improve on like the taste of their meat and not drenching the burritos with sour cream. \n\nNothing really takes me here anymore unless I've been partying and feel the need to make a stop to eat on the way back. Everything they make is mediocre or bad so I feel like I have many better alternatives when it comes to Mexican food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zlAxp6iJ8FiyoX2sRKe2Dg", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O1YG-RakhOJv4QoCxL9S8A", "text": "Even though its RIGHT there from campus, I've only came here once a few years ago and recently for their free burrito through TAGGSTR.\n\nI dont know if its because it was free and that was why the quality of the burrito was so poor but I didnt order a bean burrito thank you very much. I did appreciate and enjoyed the salsa bar and free chips though. Its also another plus that its open late and actually has a few tables inside. \n\nBut eh, I probably wont be back unless I'm really desperate. Campus cred this week is $5 for $10 though :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o3RZy5BYMhJhv-h5urAXJQ", "text": "tried the wet burrito. much better. not the best burritos around but pretty damn satisfying!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QjMsxTxmwSzHllJx94hP4g", "date": "2011-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O5f4EpwBRMCl1caJxcacfQ", "text": "The meat they use in their tacos is unsavory and greasy, not the type I would have expected in a \"soft\" taco at least.  They should consider altering their menu a bit because the plates look either too big or awkward. Not coming here again at my will.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1H02qa2PtV_Qz1CFZr2bUQ", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oHRJisiIMs6bWGkutTfRcQ", "text": "After two bad experiences in a row i'm never going back there. The first was I ordered a shrimp burrito and all the shells/tails were still on the shrimp. The next time I went there I ordered a chicken burrito and I think I got food poisoning because I was sick and vomiting for the day and a half.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "WDsMsVq6AcLtk_CGmyjRqQ", "date": "2009-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oj07Rype4jFkXWLQnrqLWw", "text": "Definitely the place to go to when you've gotten the munchies BAD, especially after a night of drinking, and you're craving cheap, greasy, unhealthy food. The chicken super nachos here are amazing, and you get much more than you can possibly eat at a single meal! I like their salsa bar because it includes onion and japapeno slices, and you can help yourself. Not the biggest fan of their burritos though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oj0ERZA9X9utF7ENfncOEA", "text": "I haven't really had a problem with La Burrita, even though some people try to give it a bad reputation.\n\nI've ordered their quesadillas a couple times and they came out pretty hot and nice to eat, along with a little lettuce and chips. Not a bad deal for your money.\n\nI would put Chipotle and La Burrita at basically the same level. Only difference is that La Burrita is more local and Chipotle is more of a chain-restuarant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Ok9AnUBmwwdNE_tFvMRSg", "text": "Excellent salsas. Pretty fast service especially when you don't go during meal time. It's a classic spot next to Top Dog that college students eat at.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QCughpNr8IPGwQoxbx_CjQ", "date": "2005-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ovqg6LhU19jcDh7WMrp1cw", "text": "Great for a late night bite!  Good price for delicious food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "noXS0RD5N0ZdKYMoAEUkPQ", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oZWtxgUrUKKgYT_CXsuJQg", "text": "The food here is definitely subpar as far as Mexican food around here goes. I'd give it two stars if not for the fact that it's open very late and its very reasonable prices don't burn through the average college student's wallet.\n\nOf the select times that I've eaten here, I think I've only been here once while sober. And let me tell you, it's not good eats when your logical and inhibitory systems are at full go. The food is sloppily put together, the attitudes of the people working there is less-than-friendly, even mean at times, and there just isn't enough seating.\n\nIn addition, the chips are gross. WAY too greasy and salty.\n\nNorthside La Burrita, on the other hand, is a whole different story...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kr_Cxw6t2MDHmdx-JWK9mQ", "date": "2008-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P5rwGqJ_ZA1aXfgA1UQcXQ", "text": "I was in a rush recently and in the area. I stopped for two regular tacos with corn tortilla and ground beef, romaine, a white cheese, their special sauce and perhaps tomatoes, I can't remember, but the price was $2.19 for each taco. The tacos were hot in terms of temperature and I added more salsa, the ground beef was like a paste and the cheese was melted inside. They were sublime. I ate the accompanying tortilla chips and sipped water. Had I known, I would have gotten there much earlier. A day or two later, I bought three more and took them to my mother. They made her very happy. Try this simple and inexpensive item and you will see. They reminded me of when people cook from scratch and employ the recipes from generations or from areas, where the soul takes precedence over commerce.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TgfvhtGxMKjlzLTuq6Hb4g", "date": "2008-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PAtAV7bEqaKStKZNzcKNPQ", "text": "One of the only places you can get mini super burritos. All I have ever had was the carne asada. It is usually salty and juicy. Green Salsa is pretty good, but it's not spicy at all. Go to spot if you have already eaten Top Dog the same day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5S10gdHDYisDKflbuazOqA", "date": "2009-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PmcVvSyIOrWkeEjGSeMVgA", "text": "dude so gross, I got a chicken burrito more like a cat food burrito because that's what it tasted like! I took a bite and gagged! The cashier was looking a me struggle to eat it. Don't eat here , you get better tasting food at taco bell!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Gb-MM7vM-EqFo3iksoHAfA", "date": "2009-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PRjEOAlXF_otQ8ynbkOIsw", "text": "best burritos in berkeley.  the cheesesteak one is great, but if you wanna keep your blood flowing through your arteries you're better off with a chicken burrito (it's not bad).  \n\nand don't even think about going to the one in northside ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kJaULImNHDoijpUmH-k2bw", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PRnB4-a7RJK_26c3GLMkIg", "text": "I don't even like mexican food normally, but when I see La Burrita, it makes me want an enchelada with a side of beans and rice. Nom!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Im2l5juff2JF8aJWi-pOEg", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ptsThtEc2tEBnGggsN8tvA", "text": "when you're from san diego... this is no where close to mexican food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DbDzl9qvB2_nMYGE9fPO4A", "date": "2008-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pv6ysxZ_LEMo9WnYfQspZw", "text": "The only reason that this gets 2 stars from me instead of 1 is that it is nominally better than the mexican food on campus. Compared to actual mexican food, however, this is barely edible, and I feel sorry for all the students who don't know better.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RL3zz0FSXGWz61v1aJlfgw", "date": "2008-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pWLnR3WEqXTi_LBo01zeqg", "text": "Speed: La Burrita is perfect if you need to eat in under 10 minutes, because the food is always ready *before* I have even had enough time to fill up my plastic container with salsa.\n\nTaste: This is clearly not gourmet food. The food is crap, but it's somewhat tasty crap. The carne asada is usually very fatty, and lots of the meat is loaded with filler, but this food hits the spot when you're in a jam.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DpeIxY-RnBVh2D6wOz-ZBg", "date": "2008-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PyB_PH0qvB3134B_7LPxyQ", "text": "The Pros: Open late, takes credit cards, doesn't take forever to get food.\nThe Cons: The food sucks.  I've regretted every bite of food I've ever taken here.  \n\nStop by for an horchata and then walk around the corner to Mario's La Fiesta... or jump in front of a bus.  All better options than eating at La Burrita.\n\nOh and the workers talk shit about everyone in Spanish.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_Yf_fKq961b-i4o9fv1juw", "date": "2008-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PyyIpV5JP5Zx3sGNRQy10w", "text": "\"Yes! Yes! Yes!\" screamed a hungry, young Asian man. With carne asada burrito in one hand and green salsa in the other, the young man was ready to finally silence the angry cries from his stomach. He drenched the salsa on his burrito and took a large bite that required him to smile in the process. The smile, however, didn't go away. It remained as he nodded in approval of how amazing the said combination was. The only thing that held him back from jumping up and down for joy was the small size of the burrito.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xD9IJYICg7-NRtqSUUG7SQ", "date": "2012-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q_8WIWxNWGJbsFELWPCWRg", "text": "A legitimate California burrito joint; what else can I say?\n\nIt used to be my favorite place to eat in between classes until a Chipotle appeared a block away. Nonetheless, I still love the cheese steak burrito at La Burrita because it tastes like heaven in a tortilla. They don't charge extra for guacamole, which I think is just magical.\n\nEvery order comes with chips with which you can then visit the salsa bar and load up on something nice.\n\nI must say, though, that it used to be even better. Something happened gradually over the latter half of the decade that diminished the quality, though I'm not sure why. Even so, it's still the best burrito in Berkeley and I would get it in an instant if I were in town.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QAQk4ZZ-t4C66Y9Y8lZ5mA", "text": "late night 2 am runs for la burrita. oh jeez, i'm getting hungry now. quality burrito and awesomely delicious salsa. i used to get like 6 containers to eat with my chips and to drown my burrito in. can't wait til memorial stadium opens up so i can stop by for a bite here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "srgekIDbtUSiml3Z0iHmhg", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QBxU5rZljkMKg5UcL-C9mg", "text": "Passable burritos and enchiladas, but doesn't match the food quality nor ambiance of the La Burrita on the north side of campus.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QCA-BEsupFURIX02Wwnbzg", "text": "It's all about the cheesesteak burrito.  Yum yum yum! On my trips back to Berkeley, this is also another one of my staples down memory lane - it's cheesesteak burrito from la burrita and then a lemon chicken from top dog.  Don't have such a big appetite, share with someone, but I guarantee you, one bite into the cheesesteak burrito and you'd wish that you hadn't agreed on sharing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nwHfqyK41oLvp_R0WkCA1Q", "date": "2009-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qgm_1_ftKFE_yb5glObPwA", "text": "La Burrita is one of the better late night options when youre stumbling home from Kips!  I always get the Cheesesteak burrito and it never lets me down.   Its greasy, the meat is tender and its a freaking cheesesteak in a burrito.  What can you ask for more.  Best mexican food in Berkeley", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ARwhDjYlWjJWt6T2I77WzQ", "date": "2010-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qn6U9H9phqrHtKP5kssF9g", "text": "the only mexican food thats acceptible in berkeley.\n\nfavorites: carne asada burrito, fajita burrito, taco salad, and wet burrito\n\nactually, come to think of it, those are the only things ive ever ordered at la burrita and all of them are terrific!\n\nits also one of the only places open late, so when u have those late night munchies from whatever u've been doing, this always hits the spot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-WhJQQ5pm7h7hLl38FGL7A", "date": "2007-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qtmh5e9PEaA814If6w2Lpg", "text": "I had the Pollo Asado Burrito and it was one of the best that I have ever had. The chicken was bursting with flavor. Everything was on point. Highly recommended. I dont know what other people are talking about re: watery and tasteless, but I will return many times for this pollo asado burrito", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VqVfK_lr8q68Ia3kcw2hxg", "date": "2009-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r-9PSxw0SztXV9qHZzdsZQ", "text": "Good burritos, love the variety of sauces, good option for a quick lunch to go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RA9cZi9DrNY6Vbt6Hd6SOQ", "text": "This has got to be my favorite place for a burrito---not just any burrito---A WET BURRITO!  It's a huge burrito, covered in sour cream, enchilada sauce, pico de gallo, and guacamole with chips with cheese on the side.  It is so big, I usually eat it in 2-3 meals.  I like their salsa a lot and usually add scoops of it onto the already wet burrito.  I don't get anything but the wet burrito here.  It usually makes me really thirsty later though.  It's probably pretty bad for you but it's definitely one of the must-haves in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SX_SMrddkDU5dySbsZMu9A", "date": "2008-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RcDYAY2e6_BA1tMSen2OPA", "text": "My favorite mexican restaurant, expensive places included.  It's like the taco stand I wished I had growing up in LA.   The Carne Asada special burrito is probably the only thing that will be served at my wedding.  Maybe there will be pinkberry too. \n\nI've been here probably close to 100 times in two years and they have never once messed up my order or my change.  \n\nI'm a big fan.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IPuAcy0vawIC8QMl22kDAg", "date": "2007-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rdLThyGl_xaoxEQ__JkHYw", "text": "Good, big, cheap burrito.  I really took you for granted when I had you.  Now that I am in New York, I would give my left nut to have you back.  Do you know that they put lettuce in burritos out here? Lettuce!  And forget about even finding a Super-Burrito, they have a hard enough time mastering the plain old regular burrito.  Although you might not measure up to the Mission Burritos or So Cal Burritos, you are really under appreciated as the go-to late night study snack at Cal.  What I would give to have you back.....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wqC9GH3l6gIq7YSN2fCruQ", "date": "2008-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_RiBjP9auNcfsAYaGZRp6w", "text": "I was lured into La Burrita because they have a massive TV screening the FIFA world cup... and I wanted a taco. \n\nThe staff were quick and friendly. The taco was fine, fresh salad and salsa, the chicken meat was quality and had a very mild sweet sauce. The shell was very soggy, but the taste was overall satisfactory. \nIt was ~$5 for 2 tacos and a bowl of chips with salsa.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RJqnoPWjivlA--EfNRFRLw", "text": "Every time I've eaten there, I didn't like it. It just seems really bland for Mexican food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rKpA9c2u77-o2eMwIH_19w", "text": "La Burrita is a landmark restaurant at the flagship UC campus. It's not great, but why would you expect that of a restaurant that makes money by taking advantage unknowing freshman/drunk students. Gets the job done, but don't come expecting gourmet mexican (which is near impossible to find in the area anyway).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8RXZ_VekSib2evNtzg7-YQ", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ropUZwP1EqL51-_zA7LmOg", "text": "This is my favorite Mexican joint on southside.  I always get the burritos, and I haven't tried anything else. A small burrito is less than five bucks, and it's already pretty filling. A large burrito is also pretty cheap compared to the other Mexican food places nearby, and is really filling. The orders are also made really quickly, which is a big plus. \n\nThe only bad thing about La Burrita is that it sometimes gets pretty crowded, especially around the fountain drinks, so you awkwardly have to maneuver yourself to collect your salsa and utensils, but other than that, this is one of my favorite cheap places to eat near campus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zGQ0MXaY-PIB69KDPPfmeQ", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "roURYeNbiOyz5VDuXxmjjA", "text": "La Burrita is great food at all times of the day! My favorite is at midnight for the some midnight munchies. I always get the super ground beef burrito. If you're a student, you can use a \"Press Pass\" and get a free drink. I've had them mess up a couple of my orders over my years as a college student, but they just take it back and remake my order correctly (somewhat begrudgingly).\n\nRegardless, their food is good and worth it's price. It's not too expensive and tastes of generic taqueria food that you'll find in many locations around the East Bay. It's essentially cheap, quick stop, authentic-ish Mexican food.\n\nBTW, the chips are delicious with the salsa verde.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oarGz7yEae8iP0Pf0mUh6w", "date": "2010-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RQKdOmNAowLKm-UdX2IfLg", "text": "****3.5\n\nAfter a decade, I finally decided to give this place a try.  I've always passed this place up for Top Dog or other good eats at the Asian ghetto.\n\nThe prices are reasonable so I can see why it's always busy.\n\nService is quick, and I love the salsa bar.\n\nDecor-few small tables, not good for large groups.\n\nI ordered the La Burrita special with pollo asado thinking it would be the best item on their menu since it is their specialty burrito.  It was good, but not great.  The chicken was really moist, but the downside was that I didn't find any guac until halfway through my burrito.\n\nMy friends ordered:\n\n-super wet burrito with steak (beautiful presentation compared to my foiled wrapped burrito with a few chips tossed on the side of the tray).  It was good and I enjoyed the chips that were topped with melted cheese and salsa.\n\n-cheesesteak burrito-hands down the best one out of that night and I would actually return just for this burrito.  It had nicely grilled onions and tenders pieces of steak.\n\nall in all good prices for a college town.  Would I go out of my way to eat here?  Only if I'm craving a cheesesteak burrito :p", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ww0UBHkI-XJ9_1oIdv6Uyw", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rrr2h1Ug-SjBRFt1MmwmPg", "text": "i had the vegetarian burrito the first time i went and thought it was pretty good. but by my second visit, i couldnt even finish it. la burrita kind of grosses me out now. i get nauseous just walking by it... \n\nbut a lot of cal kids like it because it stays open til 2a, which is fantastic so i can smell their restaurant at all hours of the day. and hear all the drunken foot traffic walking past my window.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2007-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RTZOmV9NISV9zP8md0PpLw", "text": "3 stars for the burrito ONLY! the place was filthy. the salsa bar looked like it came off the set of an old burt reynolds movie with the dark woodgrain laminate  and salsa covering the table and parts of the floor. (isn't salsa supposed to be inside the salsa containers?) seating is non-existent unless you cower over people that are already eating and stare at them long enough to make them eat faster and eventually leave. lucky for us, a big group was leaving as we picked up our order. it's a good place to fill that void in your stomach at 1:30 in the morning but thats about it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pMkMFze2nCM5zOHn9reqFg", "date": "2008-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RwT0s0i5ZkBAT2Natvteyg", "text": "I love this place! I was addicted! Best hangover cure everrrrrrrrrrrr", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nV3VRUZngYLOzvVrpL6xdg", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rz614wuC4gxVcUdEpCx0DA", "text": "I love Mexican food, but this place does not deserve to be put in that category.  Although it has the same \"dirty\" feel as a lot of Berkeley restaurants, the food is sub-par and I feel icky eating in there.  The portions are big, and the prices are cheap, but the meats are only ok, the salsas are mediocre, and overall, there are just too many good food choices in Berkeley to go to La Burrita, unless you have one of those late night burrito cravings (which I understand).  There's not really much else in terms of Mexican in the immediate area, so you may have to go here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "SqSMWBHD2Lklf_8W5MftPA", "date": "2007-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s-8OQCJe1IHL70-vaTwKFQ", "text": "I had a small veggie burrito, and I liked it.  I really did.  But I asked for no beans.  What do they do?  Give me beans.  That just killed it.  Sauce tastes good, especially the dark red brown ish one.  Oh, and the tortilla chips are rather dandy as well.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "m4PsK-X3t1GvAAj0m2vMHA", "date": "2009-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sAsYUpCpFM-rLSuOATrH6w", "text": "duuuudes. i don't know what most of these fools are talking about. La Burrita is a staple in my life. Although i'm an even bigger fan of the La Burrita on Northside, this place is amazingly delicious. \n\nThat said, i would like to defend La Burrita on several counts:\n\n1. Yes, they microwave their nachos, so that instead of getting some neon-orange-velveta-\"cheese\"-sauce, you get some serious shredded molten cheese goodness. Sure, it's not prepared in an oven, but it's fast food, and i'm hungry, dammit. \n\n2. i always get carne asada on everything, and its always been delicious, whether they've been stuck to my nachos, in a wet burrito, in a hot quesadilla that's bursting with cheese, or in a fajita plate. To be absolutely fair, Chipotle has better steak, but it's never been bad, and certainly not to the point where i couldn't stomach it. \n\nand duuudes, it's cheap, it's more filling than top dogs (i always need at least 2 hot dogs from them), and their chips and salsa are the best in the area. seriously. Chipotle chips has got nothing on them, and La Burrita's salsas are crazy addictive. \n\nit may not be authentic, it may not be a stellar establishment, but i'm a college student and the sight of brown bags filled to the top with chips warms me to the tips of my toes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NH7tpwFX724Vx0cyFf0z6Q", "date": "2009-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sjDtDPvizeJM43U5lihVSw", "text": "Its alright for a burrito, nothing special, no special taste, but it opens late at night and is really good for those late night hungers. One things I use to like to order is the wet burrito, its huge and fills you up, but recently I found out that they microwave them, and I am not such a great fan of that. I guess if I wanted a wet burrito just splash some water on a regular burrito, stick it in the microwave and call it wet. There's also no flavor on their meat, it seems like they just cook it and thats it, plain as ever.\n\nThe one thing I do like is unlimited sauces, which are pretty good, they have a whole bunch you can choose from and take home, and they are really delicious.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eSovBfz8diIbXYamn5U95Q", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SJLQk8IXjs1gVj90la5neg", "text": "First let me start out saying i eat at alot of mexican spots, taco trucks and such. This is not the best place for a greasy burrito or a super saucey taco. But it does have its own taste to it. Its more of a americanized taco, burrito joint. What i like about it is how they make it their burritos. They mix all their ingredents together for a well balance bite. Everytime you take a bite it has a little bit of everything, not like the burrito trucks and taco trucks. At the taco trucks they just whoop everything together and sometimes you start out with only meat and then you end up with only sour cream or rice. At La Burrita every bite you have an equal amount of rice meat and sauce.\n\nFood: Taste great, something differnt from the other burritos joints.\nService: Fast, prompt.\nAtmosphere: Alot of college kids and locals.\n\nOpens late night, thats always a plus with me. (Late night eater)\n\n4 Stars for La Burrita", "stars": 4, "user_id": "brKdSv44CFBDGVATwQdjfg", "date": "2008-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sm9yDrC-wDRKnKG3_5N4fg", "text": "If you're in desperate need of a cheap burrito and don't care if it tastes bland or watery, then this is the place to go. \n\nWhile as an undergrad, I always bitched about the quality at La Burrita - but, I still ate there, often. The location was convenient and the prices were affordable (less than $6, generally).\n\nThen I grew up and realized there are better places outside of the UC Berkeley-radius. Much better places.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FSg-2iUEOXZSz390j8QXbQ", "date": "2009-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SrOnEH00OPkObeNmUzQgNQ", "text": "Finally stumbled here when I wasn't drunk and had a super meat quesadilla and it was AMAZING. The meat had that wonderful \"just cooked\" taste and the cheese was slimier than I expected. That made it a plus. GO NOW.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N0WjkQ9UciNvUWfRH7wv5Q", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sRvVwYPBuq6VLWBubySiUw", "text": "Fast, cheap, open late. Generally good consistent food (though once I got a burrito with too much salt in it...). Very filling Mexican for a low price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "suuooSVcpnIxC6suGY3LuQ", "text": "Ok food at ok prices.  The shredded chicken burrito was mostly chicken with the occasional slathering of beans and rice, but the chicken didn't lack flavor.  There was no hot salsa at the salsa bar.  Otherwise, 'meh' is a good way to describe the food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jHjDtFD_Rjxr95UZAG1yvw", "date": "2010-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sxbEWqjvXT2_eE2WWKwveA", "text": "The burritos are pretty decent, but not as big as a Chipotle burrito.  Taste is somewhat authentic.  My favorite thing to order was the steak burrito with shrimp.  However, on the menu it says add shrimp to something and it's only 50 cents but when I order a steak burrito and say \"add shrimp\" the cashier always rings up a shrimp burrito and adds a $1.50 for adding steak.  It's a good place to go if you want some food late at night, but I don't think it's very healthy.  I'd say if you want something a little more authentic tasting than chipotle, eat at la burrita, but it still has nothing on a real Mexican restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C4fTMrWQ44xw5-_eJJeNuw", "date": "2010-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t3FRBTNUscHCs2__x-WzRQ", "text": "A pretty forgettable burrito aside from the gnawing pain in your stomach which will subside only via time or Tums, but it's a warm feeling to show up after not being here for mulitple few years and the La Burrito crew still remembers me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "alMfTkASfS0_SzbfUZoj8g", "date": "2007-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t9Q4n1lzlXCYcGfZ1p0HsQ", "text": "i am mexican and love carne asada burritos but the meat here is kinda gross, so i always end up getting a vege burrito instead. They have great chips (free) and a variety of tasty salsas, so i am thankful for that. The food doesnt compare to the real stuff but it passes", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o9zhrbHlaMhW9-dxxfOy5w", "date": "2008-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TBJQs9LkOK40e_XrH9GTSA", "text": "I shared their Wet Burrito with a friend. We both thought it was very delicious. Their regular burritos are also excellent!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R-Ikij4OwDfKuZf8TUVg5g", "date": "2009-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TDY4Q1PemDX3KeMTbhQx1A", "text": "Despite being such a popular destination, I've only been here twice in my three years at Cal. If you're not sure what to get, go for the two steak enchilada plate! My friend recommended it to me stating that each enchilada was as big as a burrito - they're not - but overall it was still quite good for being just above $7!\n\nThere was a great amount of steak and the rest of the ingredients were well proportioned. For $7 there was a good amount of rice and beans, with substantial amounts of guac and sour cream. on the side. There was just something about eating all of those things together at the same time on the same fork that makes the food here special. BEST EAT YOUR FOOD WARM! Plus free chips and unlimited salsa!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "thjkaq9xEV29gABaWuwXRw", "text": "I don't understand why the southside la burrita didn't have an open chip bar but the northside one does. Anywhoo, they make a good burrito for cheap, and the carne asada is certainly more seasoned than the chipotle down the street. Gordo's used to be pretty far for me when I was a student, but La Burrita was serviceable until I found time for Gordo's (although now Gordo's is on telegraph too!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hjbljNSmdUW8R34UiIm9Bg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tI5G4GpU6P-bv86roFXNtQ", "text": "Update: Staff is a little clueless sometimes; we asked for an order to go and they gave us uncovered paper plates (?); this seems to happen with other people as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2PhBFRUiNiXdmkYoKf8brA", "date": "2011-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tLKSyVMeUS0xL4_hRphlsg", "text": "This is pretty decent food. They don't really do custom orders like other places. I would only give them 2 stars but their horchata earned them an extra star.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TRmo8RurmEvvpEzgYuV_nA", "text": "La Burrita is beyond good. Its a small little Mexican place in Berkeley. Open late for hungry students. When I was in school, I ate here all the time. Now, I'm in LA but I will always eat here on visits up north. I took my boyfriend there, who is the biggest Mexican food fan, and he still talks about La Burrita. I personally think La Burrita beats all the burrito places in LA, a city filled with Mexican food. I love the service, too. They know what they're doing and they are all so nice to the students and visitors.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cjTL-2J-YOeQovw2w1XHxg", "date": "2009-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T_RSYlPUBm_eW_baMrhQ_A", "text": "Good, cheap, plentiful Mexican food. Nice salsa bar with unlimited house salsa, onion+cilantro mix, jalape\u00f1os, and verduras en vinagre. Used to eat here en seguido when going to UC. Now I still make the journey every once in a while when I'm in the mood for it... for the favorable taste:value ratio I'll even mingle with the angsty undergrads who remind me of one of several past versions of myself.\n\nThe staff are nice too. Just busy as heCK.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "j6waxngS_1gbWrMAS0WoAQ", "date": "2008-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TS_Q9a4eiXGhTj-eVz8Ybg", "text": "Everything here is a good size. Food is good, fast, and hot. The salsa bar here is good and I always take a little more than I need.\n\nI wouldn't come here with more than 3 other people because that's pretty much the most you can fit at the biggest table and there are only a handful of tables. The good thing about this place is that it is close to the residence halls for the university and it's open late so you always find a bunch of students lined up, especially after a game. Combined with Top Dog 2 doors down, it always smells greasy in this area. I feel bad for the apartments across the street, which I considered living at before I considered the smell of hot dogs & beans in the morning.\n\nThere is always a burrito and fountain drink deal on the coupon cards that go around campus at the beginning of the school year. Find one of those cards if you want a free soda with your burrito.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tWYb-DH2mIcqlSK7ylypLg", "text": "Not a bad place for late night drunk food. Cheap and large portions. Service was fast. I also liked that I get to practice my spanish, as it is probably the only language spoken here. Had the carne asada burrito, it was good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u8OZcPtpBTTYzYCjriEHHQ", "text": "This is my go to lunch place on the south side of campus. La Burrita gives very good value for money, and their salsa bar has some awesome variety of flavor.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "p8Q_bjHFaM8qD5bjC_Ju9A", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UAcOVAL7MwTeM-YtIyN5HA", "text": "Burrittos that are big, cheap and tastey...  What more can you ask for in a college town..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "39wLHl_FGN3_fWYn1JOC1g", "date": "2006-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UBndSpaGwMljxIomAQLDgQ", "text": "I like this place. They recently changed their ingredients so it's a lot better now. I mean, it's no gourmet food, but for a student budget, this is pretty good. I've only gotten the burritos, though, 'cause frankly, their other food isn't worth getting. The burritos are fairly large, and they accept credit card.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fPKGD1AvlctdKe6X73FzFw", "date": "2007-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UhkaQ49Ipz9NUrPzfRjTUQ", "text": "I was a regular back in college, but my horizon has expanded and I have to say: why on earth would one microwave cheese and chips and call those nachos??? Ugh!\n\nTheir \"special\" vegetarian burritos are still delicious and I have to give them props for no lard. Chuck the microwaves and I'll start going back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZC9eqC7ogPfQWWXgTPcC-g", "date": "2009-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UJaxewziHkLl_HKlpP84XA", "text": "Split a large chicken \"la burrita special\" with my mexican lover food boyfriend. We both LOVED it. We came to try one or two other places after that, but it seems difficult for me to find one in which the \"cooks\" actually spread the guacamole and the sour cream inside the WHOLE burrito and not in one single little spot like in some other places.\nDear La Burrita, I realized my mistake, I promise that I will be visiting you for my next Mexican meal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EoxTPiwTghjodEg3y4in8Q", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uQ6Zw6Itli5N3D93Qzr4HA", "text": "Pretty decent burritos.  They aren't great, but you don't really get tired of the burrito before you finish it, which is the case with a lot of other burrito joints, or whopper wraps like the nearby chipotle.  The chips are thin and crispy but can taste a bit stale [but they're free/included with the burrito].  The carne asada burrito with everything, fajita burrito, and wet burrito are my favorites.\n\nThey get a fat star for being open late alongside top dog [figuratively and literally].  You will know of la burrita if you're a Berkeley student. \n\nThey have some seating in the back if you didn't know.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2008-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UsEdU03rt5aAUzXmqWwOVw", "text": "I definitely expected better considering there are some pretty decent places to eat on Telegraph, but the food I got here wasn't great. I didn't have any problems with the service like other reviewers did. I got my food pretty quickly and it was okay, but it wasn't anything out of the ordinary. They just have your basic tacos, burritos, quesadillas, etc to choose from and do an average job at it. No complaints but I was hoping for something better. If I'm ever back in the Berkeley area, I'll probably just eat at one of the other restaurants on Telegraph.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "v6Pbcy6I5kDb-uk2Ychvgw", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uTlyTcxmnjYGz8w7NqtCfA", "text": "Wet burrito is nice.  Employees are friendly, clean, very cheap and very good food.  Great outdoors courtyard especially when not crowded also shared by La Vals' pizza in case someone in your party feels like pizza, pasta or beer.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "klIeTR6HEVkyM1INTk6R8A", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UzzyMOs-lbNAxQNpxmWDRQ", "text": "When I first discovered the Durant La Burrita, I thought it was AMAZING! However, after discovering the Euclid La Burrita, I've had a change of heart.\n\nThe Durant La Burrita location is a bit smaller, so it gets crowded very quickly. Also, there isn't much dine-in space; they only have a couple small tables.\n\nTry their Super Burrito and Wet Burrito. Be sure to eat these while they're hot because it's not so amazing when it cools down.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4DkJ4hg9bUa3WaL7NJzkng", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v7nDgnPMwJj9EcSQzMa86g", "text": "Late night munchies? Well get your grub on some authentic mexican food! I had the large super burrito which definitely satisfied my craving of food. I also had the horchata which wasn't up to par, but def needed some thirst quenching after seeing crystal castles that night. Would come again to get my fix!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L6zGsjzF6JRxqfYlYTTA-A", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VGwdAKWXShbRPzGPpr1NRw", "text": "You either love La Burrita or you hate it.  There is no shame in either choice, I just happen to fall on the \"I could eat La Burrita forever\" side.  If you are looking for authentic Mexican food, go elsewhere - but if you are jonesing for something pretty delicious, La Burrita will always be a favorite.  My menu item of choice is the Super Burrito with Chicken.  Never fails me.  I have also in the best gotten the Wet Burrito (a classic) or the Nachos, (pretty good).  Again, not for those searching for authentic Mexican - only for those on a quest for something to satisfy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mr_8PCcCGs7sy9KIjqRPZA", "date": "2008-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vLVM0nBvY-rmUuA8Cq7-Dw", "text": "This place is fantastic, especially for late-night Mexican cravings.  I had the super nachos, which were great - they put beans in the nachos, which i LOVE. the chips got a little soggy by the end, but overall, they were fantastic. Plus, they were well-priced, super fast, and stay open late!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "69_rcB15Nu1GTC3gg4m0Iw", "date": "2008-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vNq0ELEzdf-kVWS_1_Swfw", "text": "some of the least flavorful mexican places i've ever been to.  it's fine if you're drunk or don't like spice....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bkjhcbYD2Y7cIxMOy8OJkA", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VpwpbpTF8epUqA0x9ix3AA", "text": "I live in the Mission, and I still miss this place.  A burrito for under $4???  Unheard of.  And oh man, that chicken...so moist, so flavorful, so not chewy.  Yum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Xjqjybz5YqjJClje_s2ULw", "date": "2006-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vT7m3nnrZ1gP7LKrvE0MKw", "text": "Nothing better than a large burrito for my girlfriend after a night out....they close at 2am", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pM-UMjtyWyp-waHel9J_PQ", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v_TZ5-QPu23YWA6DXK0wlA", "text": "La Burrita, unless you are a starving college student or a transplant from the East coast, you had better Mexican food. Its open late, so great to hit up after the bars. However, the food is greasy and a gut bomb, so go there if you want that feeling, otherwise, you have a Berkeley establishment right next door with Top Dog!  a way better choice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "O14B42uWvjNWQgKbxpWxuQ", "date": "2009-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VWCvJ1IEfgtVsQKegvUiQA", "text": "An overall solid Mexican restaurant. The unlimited chips and salsa as well as free refills on soda is a huge plus (except health wise). Having to ration your drink, especially with spicy food, is a huge negative. That being said, their food is only above-average.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6AS98IpP4TdZlUepvbqjPQ", "date": "2009-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VXIsSv55UyO7n6DvMv8wcw", "text": "5 years ago this place was great. Get it together.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BPNQX0OaznBqcki0-CI2yw", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vyJLJMXjxFXrKCaiVV4KTg", "text": "The food is OK. I only go there when I want to eat something fast and cheap. Although the chips tasted good they were soaked in grease. I prefer going to Chipotle even though they're kind of expensive but at least you get a free drink with a student ID.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bp7wAkf7J5DtrnBJdXEYSQ", "date": "2009-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w4-YFJETav4JShuKoxEQww", "text": "Very bleh Mexican food.  Doesn't even compare to Chipotle.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "najINRfP3hPXPN7QPTsIyg", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WEbKyu1evJv4rvpVDD5Vqg", "text": "My favorite moment at La Burrita was when my little sister at 13 years old came to visit me while i was at Cal.\n\nI took her to La Burrita in hopes of exposing her to some down and dirty food, that didn't come from our snooty hometown of Carmel, where they dont even HAVE a good cheap mexican eatery! Man I can't figure out how I survived my time there amongst the foie grois and arugala salads.\n\nANYWAY....I asked her to go ahead and order...and she says to the gentleman at the register,  \"I  will have a vegetarian with...chicken\".\n\n3 stars to the cashier for not cracking up at my sister, thereby not destroying her fragile pre-pubescent ego.\n\nOther than being open late and being accesible on those binge drinking(sorry mom!) nights in college, La Burrita has a great salsa bar (yummy) and HUGE burritos for $5.\n\nIt isn't the best Mexican I have had, but it isn't the worst!\n\nCheap and filling...magical words to those poor college students on a budget.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yN3cBeSdhtFRcFPdLgDlbw", "date": "2007-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wjdrNlceO3Az3S87h4gfEQ", "text": "Came here one Saturday night to sate my stomach's appetite, but my stomach was flip flopping on whether it was starving, or sick of the thought of food, so I got a salad (Chicken Fajita Salad, for those of you who must know).\n\nThe place was pretty packed - although it's a late Saturday night in Berkeley and there's very little else open nearby, so is that a surprise? - and it took a few minutes to get my order, but it came out quickly considering the volume of people there.\n\nWe had our food to go. Sitting around there and eating wouldn't have been possible, and we had a nice calm place to enjoy our meal at a friend's apartment. Got there, opened the bag and box, and \"Oh my gosh, that's a lot of salad\".\n\nI could barely finish half of it. If you're not really very hungry, don't order the Chicken Fajita Salad. There's just too much of it.\n\nAs for the taste, the chicken was all right and the salad was good. If I had space in my stomach for that much food I would've finished it, but instead I ended up sharing it with 2 other people before ultimately throwing a small bit of it away the next morning. I'm pretty sure they all liked it as well (well, the last one didn't get any chicken but that wasn't La Burrita's fault, heh).\n\nIt seems like a worthwhile place to try, and I've experienced their burritos before, which IMO were more impressive, so if you've had too much Chipotle lately and want something else (and the AG across the street doesn't look appetizing to you), then stop by and try it out. You'll probably be pleasantly surprised, if not by the taste then by the portions.\n\nOr you could show up drunk and hungry at 2 AM and have no other options.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DRSjxA0uVt-wi-9FPxN4jg", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WLrG9Y5Sz8BcN2whSa8C5A", "text": "I used to go there all the time when I was in college. There's always a line but you never have to wait for long. Good food, cheap price, friendly staff, and fast service - can't complain.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qN-FT31hnLZUBdFHZFOXiw", "date": "2011-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WPOL3Tr11Oe2B_S8T3X_6w", "text": "Really??  This place is pretty bad.  The one thing I give them is that their salsas are actually pretty good, and there's a good number to choose from.\n\nBut everything is pretty bland.  You get the grease but not the flavor.  Yes, it's cheap and central for Southside, but it's definitely not delicious Mexican food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CX71NDrxCkcuXICKMz3mww", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-x07-ab9VZnXh5udI1QDtw", "text": "CampusCred (UC Berk's version of Groupon) has once again led us to try another place and we are so glad it did! How could we have missed this place? Perhaps we've been too busy sticking to the food we know best at Asian ghetto--busy enough to not look across the street at that smiling donkey.\n\nThe groupon was for $10... we had two...we only used one because the prices are just THAT cheap. They're not dirt cheap or anything, but the average is $5 - $6 for quality food. What's even better is the serving given, and that is the main aspect that factored into this 5 star rave. \n\nIn addition and most importantly, the food tastes great. Any entree is served with chips, hand made and oh so good. They have a salsa bar and I think their selections are upon the best I have ever tried; I'm not even exaggerating.\n\nJohann ordered a lengua special burrito. It was amazing. It's the best burrito I could have ever possibly had. No joke-- my eyes literally rolled back when I took my first bite. Either I just really love lengua or I've only had crappy burritos until now, haha. \n\nMelvin ordered the Shrimp burrito and was surprisingly very well pleased with it. Our experience is that when we order anything with shrimp in it for what we consider a reasonable price, we only get 3-4 shrimps, 5 at best. But this burrito was not stingy at all. Bite after bite after bite...shrimp! The only complaint he had was that all the sour cream was .  amassed at just one end of the burrito-- but whatever.\n\nAs for their horchata, it's better than Baldos. I'd say it is the 2nd best horchata we've tried.\n\nBut yeah, the best thing about this place are the very affordable prices and the generous servings that accompany such a deal. We will definitely be coming back. We do, after all, have one more groupon :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A74m-rWt9NffhyDehc8P_Q", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x56A9xpH6LJL4TolXLiQyg", "text": "Or as my and my friends benevolently referred to is, \"LaBo.\" This is not a fancy, white table cloth restaurant, this is a place to get a quick, and delicious burrito. During my time at Cal, this was one of my favorite places to go at night. It's one of the few places that are opened late and accepts plastic. I've never been disappointed with the food here. To be perfectly honest, I've gone here on numerous drunk food expeditions with the same sense of fulfillment. I give it 5 stars because if you come with the understanding that it's not supposed to be fine dining, than it meets all of your expectations. (Go for the burritos cause that's all I've ever really had!)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hhYo5WYOjNlHhVa3IXXwUQ", "date": "2010-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XdYOBQ67lpZ_MB3PSB9TOg", "text": "The first time I ate a burrito here, I was shocked at how small they were. They're like 2 inches in radius. The idea of a \"large\" is basically two tortillas instead of one and adding some sour cream and guac. Even with my super saver coupon of a dollar off... I felt gipped for 5 bucks. the taste is pretty good but I wish they'd give more meat. \n\nSometimes you just really want a burrito though and this is pretty much the only game in town. I guess I've been spoiled by Socal burritos and the Mission district", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B0Q2YqU3zmFKwLsLVy3BZw", "date": "2008-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xEmoqget7broxAjKVWB4qw", "text": "It really deserves 2 stars, but I'll give it 3 for it's convenience around the UC campus.  The food is super heavy and yucky - you'll definitely feel nasty and sleepy after a meal. But if you're a lazy student like I was, you'll end up going here due to the lack of choices around the southside of campus.\n\nI've tried everything from burritos, wet burritos, enchiladas, tacos, tortas to their philly cheesesteak burrito.  Nothing's memorable or special - it's filler.  They're open very late, so definitely kudos for that.\n\nIf you have a car, go to Gordo's instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mWAZm-vaNZegD92gOqw-og", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xGfIjoJ5oeln6HIgra-WXw", "text": "Get the shrimp burrito and you'll agree with the five star rating. Plus they're  nice people. :) And it's open super late. Win.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SA-2TBmWLp8D1VULfWW8yw", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xh-MMcZxwxr9oUj90yDNUw", "text": "when you have a terrible case of the munchies, and it's 2 am, come to la burrita.  they'll do ya right!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Da_ZO8lKwIacljqKUJbAlw", "date": "2005-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XIlruQugkBCrDOb5nt922g", "text": "I got love in my heart for La Burrita.  I can't speak for anything else on the menu, but as far as I'm concerned, their Carne Asada burrito is the best thing on God's green earth.  I love this place so much that there have been days where I've had it for both lunch AND dinner.  I am so attached that I gave it up for Lent one year, and let me tell you, that was no cop-out sacrifice.  I suffered.  In a big way.  When it was over, I swore La Burrita and I would never be parted again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MMIov5WBaTqJtFBsgtdOiQ", "date": "2006-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xMlXzzmabB4qbi4HAVkiUg", "text": "One night, I got trashed and had the second best wet burrito of my life from here.  This is one of the better Mexican food places I've been in my lifetime..even for a local college joint.  I still prefer the likes of taco trucks late at night but this place still seems to do just fine!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Hj38EhR1ANzIQYTO-VVKiQ", "date": "2006-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xoWNQkqXnpmDIJar6EFGyA", "text": "The perfect midnight snack that is walking distance if you live in the dorms. I love the salsa bar as well as the carne asada taco! It looks small, but for a small girl like me it fills you up!\n\nDefinitely something you have to try if you live in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8c2n50ngClm2o_YhQjkbPw", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XrcWT8BahppjPuIckScCtw", "text": "great food. healthy? hell no! too fatty... but great after exams", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U1RROS3TqnwtNiVqM3B5fg", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-XuDV2sxnYNDaAB4kJqXMA", "text": "Great chips and guacamole...other than that I don't really crave much else from here. But it's a favorite for a lot of my friends who need a quick, filling, and relatively cheap lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y44ZZ8lKNk50b0Y47zVPXQ", "text": "If one day you find that your starvation is so intense that you might not live to see tomorrow, then La Burrita is the way to go. \n\nBecause I skipped both breakfast and lunch today (I had a full day of classes), I was so hungry by the time I was done that it felt like my stomach was literally trying to eat itself. I had a huge craving for Mexican food and so I RAN to La Burrita to get my fix. I ordered a large La Burrita Special with ground beef and a soft Veggie Taco. Both came with tortilla chips. The total with tax was $8.23. \n\nThe wait time for my food was pleasantly short -- just long enough for me to fill up 4 containers of salsa. If you are as clueless about salsa as me, then you might assume that the thin and runny green salsa is only mildly spicy, while the thick and chunky bright red salsa is flaming hot. This is not the case! The red one actually has zero spiciness and goes well with the chips. The green one should not be underestimated because it's pretty hot! But it tastes amazing and will make your burrito a thousand times better if you pour some inside. \n\nThe La Burrita Special was soo good that I plowed through the whole thing without even taking a break for air. I've had burritos before where I could  identify exactly what I was eating at the moment because all the ingredients were divided up into sections. But this time,  instead of thinking, \"here's that dollop of guacamole\" and \"now there's the handful of cheese\", I was surprised at how everything inside the La Burrita Special was mixed together so perfectly that it created a unique, blended flavor of its own. By the way, I don't care if this is supposed to taste authentic or not. My taste buds loved it and it filled me up! Though the size didn't look that big (I expected a large to be bigger), I was feeling full and satisfied by the time I finished. \n\nThat is, until I decided to unwrap the aluminum foil around my veggie taco and take a peek inside. It looked so appealing that I had to eat it too. YES, I eat a lot... The soft tortilla was warm and good, but it was also soaked from the excess amount of salsa they dumped inside. And since there was no cheese, the rice tasted a a bit dry. \n\nI am not a big fan of the tortilla chips as I find them to be too thin and crispy for my taste. I definitely like the ones you buy from stores better. However, finishing a ground beef burrito and a meat-less taco left my teeth desiring something to chew on, so I dipped the chips into the red salsa and ate about 1/3 of what they gave me.\n\nOverall, this was a wonderful experience and I'll stop by again next time I hear my stomach loudly protesting my neglect!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "91s7ab1YSa70Oq42ukPEcg", "date": "2010-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YA2lZ54tuJJs1w7O-FDycw", "text": "The food here is not authentic Mexican - however, the meals here taste great ( a poor college student's dream!)\n\nI have eaten here at least three times in the past month. My personal favorite is the Ground Beef burrito with sour cream and guacamole. It is far tastier then most burritos in the area, and can even compete with Chipotle in my eyes. This place is open very late - about 1:30 A.M., so you can stop by here whenever you're up before that time.\n\nOne tip: Always order the small burrito, especially if you eat here often). I did NOT notice a difference in size between the two (I'm sure it exists, but it is minuscule). Although a large is only slightly more expensive, it is essentially the same size, and is not worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k-Kkr72RsaPiELm9IdUjSA", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-_Ya8o7Jd4Yf2t2ucCKSlg", "text": "I graduated from Cal two years ago and EVERY time I go back to visit for football games or for some dubachery, I'll always go to LABO. Its cheap,its yummy, its fast, and the service is great (when I was in school they even remembered my order). \"As good as it gets!\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RqaWBjobKKFD6NjOG4WOVw", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YaF3CZdLyZBMs8uYph1iJA", "text": "This is my default place to eat when I go out for lunch. The burritos are very greasy but totally delicious. They never seem to have any shredded beef for the burritos, though, but I'm generally pretty happy with either the ground beef or the chicken. They usually include corn chips with every order as well. Definitely a good, cheap meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9lDN0qb2ehGXwaKtV8toJA", "date": "2009-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YbvCF9V6GTAlpaLjDwyf_A", "text": "The only time I will ever eat here again is when I am too drunk to know what the hell I am consuming. The chicken nachos were terrible (really, how hard is it to screw up nachos?). The only positive is that it is open late. Took a long time, but granted it was right after the bars closed so it was pretty busy. If I do eat here again I will try something else besides the nachos.\n**Disclaimer: I am from L.A., home of the best Mexican food outside of Mexico, so I am pretty hard to please.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QScfKdcxsa7t5qfE0Ev0Cw", "date": "2008-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yeuzc6xi8bCiUxkmrjs7-A", "text": "How could one expect a Mexican restaurant in the heart of the Berkeley food ghetto that's open until 2am to really be that good?  I would think that most college campus Mexican restaurants would suck and be an only option type thing late night, which is why La Burrita is so good.  Its actually  decent.  I still don't know what the bathrooms look like, which is a great sign.  I graduated last year, and I still crave it.  Dare I say its the crack of late night snack?  No, that belongs to Jack.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MWh1shekuLgpRpwinKGiiQ", "date": "2006-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ynp9gVlwOT86ap3KK2Npmg", "text": "La Burrita is pretty dang good, especially after a night of drinking. This location does it even better than the North Berkeley branch. I tend to order their super nachos because for the price, they're the best bargain. Service is minimal and smiles are rare, but the food is good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JpT506kXE2ugTAOIZv6nLA", "date": "2009-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YNUXMw7Mu6fgROHz6Qk7tA", "text": "La Burrita, a.k.a. the burrito place next to Top Dog, is a staple for Berkeley college students.  The burritos are cheap, and most importantly, La Burrita is open late.  Unfortunately, the burritos just aren't that great.  If you're drunk and wandering the streets of Berkeley at one in the morning this very well may be the place to go, but if you're looking for a great burrito this is not the place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YnzA2sJLbONQ4MRdRcrq0w", "text": "Bland meats, the burritos fall apart easily, and there are hordes of drunken nimrods waiting in line.  It's a staple of the stumble up the hill after a night out, but it pales in comparison to Top Dog (which is next door).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WnxsINlCH3fv87_I0wVxPg", "date": "2006-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YPZx80g-3Ui2kgLC-3t5PA", "text": "Low quality, cheap food. It's open late. It might give you a heart attack after eating too. It's not \"BAD\" food. As in, it tastes okay, except for the fact they put way too much sour cream in the burritos. The pollo asado has a lot of flavor. I'd avoid anything \"wet\" or \"nacho'ed\". It makes everything soggy. It's cool they have a variety of tortillas too. Plus I love the salsa. And the accept credit cards!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z98HtEGApD0TXmtZ547gEQ", "text": "Ah, La Burrita, the lifeblood of my freshmen year of college.  What?  My parents have already paid for a meal plan in the dining halls?  Screw that, get me a burrito!  Open later than practically everything else in this town, I'm always glad to take a small detour to La Burrita whenever I'm hungry in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "68_Udf6u1L3F9QqGHASZJg", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zDfPXn0DeCWtX_bQk6YglA", "text": "I'm gonna say NO. I had a carne asada burrito that had BEANS! Never have I had that  happen before and it was not at all appetizing. Sorry pals but if you want good cali-mex food you gotta go south to San Diego! This place is jokin....", "stars": 1, "user_id": "4TJF62R5ytolOmiMWKtjGA", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zIbTICiv-bVnpCMS2ouuuw", "text": "I've passed La Burrita dozens of times and never seriously entertained the notion of eating there.  When the drunchies struck, Top Dog was the only thing to satisfy my craving.  So when we went to La Burrita for a late lunch, I was intrigued and happy to try it outside of a late night setting.  I ordered the shredded chicken burrito and it was cheap and tasty.  It came with chips and there was an easily accessible salsa bar we took full advantage of.  Maybe still not enough to sway a loyal Top Dog customer during the wee hours of the morning, but definitely a great option for Mexican food during the day :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "actm2MAoQZF5GKN4iweEkw", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zj1o2Y5cAUQqDr3wG3W54Q", "text": "The best part about La Burrita is their salsa bar.  Unfortunately, in order to take full advantage of it, one should eat in as you can't really take seven of those little plastic tubs to go (although I suppose you could....).  The reason that this is unfortunate is that I only ever go to La Burrita when I have an awful, irrational, late-night craving for something heavy and rich and cheesy and tortillay - and that means that I'm too embarrassed to ask someone to go with me, and that I'm too embarrassed to eat a burrito in the actual place by myself.\n\nLa Burrita burritos are very sauce-y and cheese-y.  Very appropriately late-night food.\n\nNote: I am not from Socal.  I do not know what \"real Mexican food\" is.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zkl4W6t3EdgsPKbNZwTIcw", "text": "Whenever I have a fix for mexican food this is the place to go! Everything there is good and cheap. I dont see the need to open the Chipotle nearby didnt make me think twice of where to go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_hkkTz2WRZhNUur2nDTroA", "date": "2008-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZKx7hrIw7slMvkxPsOtM5Q", "text": "WET BURRITO - sad that they have to microwave it for the cheese on top to make it \"wet\" but otherwise its really good.\n\n-OR-\n\nCHEESE STEAK BURRITO - pretty much a philly cheesesteak wrapped in tortilla (no rice), NOMS.\n\nThey bake or fry their own chips so its fresh and hot & you can take however much salsa and lime you want!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IOhVIAjtdGo3NZ75_fF4Qw", "date": "2009-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZlFBOp7I3yTMsguXfrs1Cg", "text": "This place is close to campus, so it's good for all the students who live on south side. It's really tiny and uncomfortable to be in, and the food is decent at best. They have a salsa bar with about 6 bowls of salsa, but I suspect that a couple of the bowls actually have the same salsa. I have had the super burrito (carne asada) and a super quesodilla (carne asada). The burrito had nice texture and good proportion between all the ingredients, which is rare, most burritos have too much rice or too many beans. The only downside to the burrito was that it was a bit small. The super quesodilla was your standard meat and cheese, but they packed it with meat, which was surprisingly delightful (I have made another trip to La Burrita for this item). They also give you free chips with your order. The chips aren't anything to brag about, but hey, they're free, get over it. In the end, I say that it's definitely worth a try at least once.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nNJ34NJhE7n2sFxqK9zDSQ", "date": "2010-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zMDXeZ6QhbQ-dvDUzUtQOQ", "text": "did not disappoint and believe me, it was hyped up enough. tasty food, though, i could have gone without seeing the person who was making my food, use the same gloves she was wearing to wash the dishes...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iE3vCdHToRX5AdxRhfd5Jw", "date": "2007-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZULS4MYjNVQeCRrDsnfn4g", "text": "This is the better of the two La Burritas.  The one on northside has more sitting room and self service chips but I like this one better because when I order the wet burrito to go, they throw it in a box and slap on a bunch of sour cream guacamole and cheese and the throw in the chips and it all melts together into a crispy, cheesy burrito goodness.  That almost sounds like a Taco Bell commercial.  That's really the biggest reason why I like this better.  The food is good, but I also don't know of too many Mexican joints I've been to where the burrito isn't good.  It's pretty hard to mess up a burrito you know.  If Asian people can make it good out of a taco truck, it better be darn good coming from Mexican people in a restaurant!  They're also open late so come on by after getting drunk at Henry's or if you're up for your 4th straight night studying for finals and need food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tYOUMqP7dsMNYbZ9GGZEBQ", "date": "2008-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zW4Q8Z4_Sl6nwmJuW6ViJw", "text": "I love this place.\nSeriously the best burritos I can find in the area.\n\nThey have a whole range of choices, to the point\nthey even have a philly cheese steak burrito. \nI recommend this one.\n\nThey have amazing combo meals as well. \n\nThe decor is whatever and theres a usually a line, who cares \nI love their food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WMlUtWZ28yTv0iUD4XAeBA", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZwB1_ULIgY9menIXFjQWlQ", "text": "La Burrita has won my heart over in Berkeley.  Hands down, they make my favorite burrito in Berkeley.  I probably go there at least once a week.  They are quick and always make great quality food.  The Super Burritos and La Burrita Special come with a great amount of free chips and the salsa is delicious as well.  The only negative thing I can say is that they don't serve carnitas but otherwise it's my favorite place to eat near campus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rVD-NMy8-O5Z-1E-SRy9Zg", "date": "2010-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1gtFxH8_xc8rmf7IEfnWcQ", "text": "Large portions, food is decent but a little too saucey for me (no pun intended). The tortillas are sometimes soggy which I really dislike. Good food at a cheap price during times of late-night cravings. I got sick from the food here once and have not gone back since. It'll never be the same!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "SAm4XpHGqodTvIqYZk_YLg", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3KU1Ws30f6YxZe-0rLmhKA", "text": "ugh. soupy liquidy burritos that are as thick as the cardboard tube in a roll of toilet paper and not much longer. and incredibly bland salsas. this is the kind of place college kids from parts of the country that don't have anything resembling decent mexican food love because they don't know any better. i bet alot of these college kids also love chipotle and go to la burrita on days they're too lazy to walk the extra block to the absolute disgrace to mexican food that is chipotle. \n\ntake it from a bay area native who grew up on the best mexican food in the country....go somewhere else.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "bQrwY3epsiwbkHoB54toLg", "date": "2007-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6Wys8FVzPVQf1ZJ-V-NgIw", "text": "Open late and right next to Top Dog. What more could you ask for? \n\nIf you really want something gorge yourself on at night, you must come here for either a wet burrito or the super nachos. Don't bother with their regular burritos because they're a little on the dry side. Get a wet burrito because it'll be covered in guac and sourcream...mmmmmmm.\n\nWarning: If you have any love for your colon, do not order anything with plain beef. Get the carne asada instead.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "57OpG6QjpQjVXjjQQxA_Og", "date": "2008-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9WMPPCxcwD_N6vs_p7Z4-w", "text": "I finished my \"large\" pollo asado in 8 minutes.\n\nI attribute the record breaking time to my high hunger level rather than the tastiness of the burrito itself.  \n\nBut the burrito deserves some credit.  I did tell my friend, \"Wow...that burrito was soooo tasty!  Much better than the first time I ate here.....\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YZxZopC-X-fSONb3Dq2DUA", "date": "2007-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DZKLO1pggiHAa9RnkMCogw", "text": "for some reason i like la burrita better than fancier mexican restaurants. i get the enchilada taco plate which is my favorite. i like how they dont smother the enchilada in the sauce and they fill up the entire box. this is the food to  eat when you are starving but are too busy to walk to the swankier northside gourmet ghetto b/c of finals. la burrita really fills me up.\n\nthe things that i don't like is that they dont give you that much tortilla chips,  and if you order to-go w/ a friend they will combine ur chips in one bag so they dont have to give you as much. also, the stupid little containers for salsa are annoying since i have to get at least 6 of them for my meal, which really annoys the lady w/ the freckles.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oFmmwBJZY4Rtt7GM1_Y7TA", "date": "2007-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Hj385NawtQxwe1ZhUEp4Bw", "text": "MORE PLEASE!\n\nBefore I went to school at Cal, I hated Mexican.  Then I discovered La Burrita, aka LaBo.\n\nFOOD:  The Carne Asada Wet Burrito enough said.\n\nSERVICE:  Fast, friendly.\n\nAMBIANCE:  Quaint little place to have a bite to eat, and they have a nice little patio in the back.\n\nOVERALL:  GO!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bXmMXEqgZPfEaYJqPPTs-g", "date": "2007-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IA-gcYGQLiA3rNLPsOmNHg", "text": "OK Mexican food for an affordable price.\n\nService/Decor: Service is terrible. Sometimes the staff don't understand what you're saying and they're not particularly polite about it. There are a few tables inside but chances are you'll be to-going it anyway.\n\nFood: The food is really cheap and most meals are under $6. You can get enchiladas, nachos with salsa, burritos, etc., most types of foods associated with Mexican cuisine. I haven't found anything particularly appetizing, and I absolutely hate that they microwave ingredients like cheese to melt them. There is something seriously wrong with that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "J7TlLK9XoKw1-dkZ6y5s7w", "text": "A boisterous environment that is perfect for enjoying that burrito you've been craving all day. The food is pretty good, the service is quick; but the salsa and chips make the meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rPBE52wRfXFRYwU9IZxfGg", "date": "2009-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jRqx5H5GGIv1ZX8TFGx_fQ", "text": "GREAT super nachos!\nstaff is friendly and puts up\nwith me when i'm drunk :p", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Fd1llC9GwigoSX_qGhPog", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SO756XRJVRQiNrbVuu28SA", "text": "This review should probably be taken with a grain (or few) of salt - I've been revisiting a lot of old college haunts and destroying a lot of precious memories as a result, so the taste of La Burrita may have just been a welcome reprieve. Or perhaps the pouring rain just made a wet steaming burrito that much tastier, much in the same way that being piss-drunk does. It's certainly not better or equal to many of the other Latin American 4-star restaurants that I've been too, but La Burrita does hit a certain sweet spot.\n\nBeing winter break, my old roomy and I were the only ones in the whole joint, so for once, we opted to sit in and eat. I, again, defaulted to one of my old usuals, a large wet chicken burrito. Five minutes after ordering, I was digging in to about a pound of food covered generously in guac, sour cream, and all of the salsas that they had to offer. The chips that come with the meal were still as tasty and crispy as I recalled, and the flavors of the salsas and the burrito mingled well. Sure, the chicken could have been done a little bit better, but in some ways I'd say that La Burrita is tastier than Chipotle - just all comes down to the mood you're in.\n\nSadly (but not unexpectedly), prices have gone up here as well. My order came out to $7.12 after tax, up from the $5-6 it was when I was still a student. But hey, like then, they still take credit!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vjwLL41-EOQQkLSonUMdGw", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "t7yN81t4SwSLuDxsmz-Y8g", "text": "As someones who's traveled to mexico many times and is originally from much closer to the border, I have to say that La Burrita just can't compare with authentic mexican food.\nThat being said, it's open late, it's really filling it's cheap (a poor college student's dream!) and it's pretty tastey. \n\nI recommend the carne asada burrito with lots of green sauce (the salsas are all self serve) and an horchata. And if you want to sit down and eat I recommend you find somewhere else to do so since there's very limited seating and the restaurant is pretty cramped.\n\nIn terms of the service, I wouldn't say that the guys working there are friendly, but they aren't rude either and considering the hoards of drunk students that they have to serve on the weekends I don't blame them. \n\nLa Burrita is a nice meal to pick up if you're studying and find yourself craving a nice filling meal in the late hours of the night.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DSo0pMZLpGXdHRRJ4zzyYQ", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xHrX70EE2NRm-aAPe1twXg", "text": "This was my first taste of Mexican food when I moved up to the Bay Area in '01.  I was disappointed then and I'm disappointed now.  I'm aware that this food is designed for undergrads with undiscerning palates but is cheap street food and they manage to put some deliciousness in their food somehow.\n\nThe highlight is that it's open to til 1 or 2am which when you're stumbling home from a frat party makes it alright.  Don't call it Mexican food whatever you do.  It's cheap drunken Berkeley food made for cheap drunken Berkeley students.  Enough said.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9_Axd_QUFh9RdAm36Apdpg", "date": "2011-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bHtruodAHIcebvNzTQ2Lnw", "text": "If you play with fire, you're gonna get burned.  In the case of La Burrita, fire comes in the form of undercooked pollo asada and the burn radiates from your butt after an excruciating night of chronic diarrhea.  Food poisoning is a bitch rocking a giant strap-on.  To be fair, I have been back multiple times since the aforementioned incident.  And I'm still alive.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "e5SVyXwgl8oL8L7Q2H5Q7A", "date": "2008-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "qtOFqVwtpSEE7EJA-qlWzQ", "text": "I love La Burrita.  I must've eaten a hundred of their burritos while living across the street from them in my college days.  I go back every once in awhile.  I remember the first few times eating there I couldn't even finished a regular sized burrito, and skipped eating the chips altogether.  WIth years of practice I'm proud to say I finish off a large AND the bag of chips.  I don't know why but I feel proud of this scary fact.\n\nYou don't come here for gourmet, you don't come here for great Mexican. You come here for a quick, fast, cheap, tasty burrito that will get you stuffed for 5 bucks.  Their food comes with free chips and a salsa bar too.  \n\nI always get a large chicken burrito with 2 green salsas for the burrito.  The green stuff is spicy but perfect.  Chips go well with their red salsa.  \n\nThere must be a ton of sodium in their food because I drink a gallon of water after eating their stuff but I don't care.   =]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F7k2vBiIHc0ysP9pkHVdkQ", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "TwMRm7cT0rqSdxPGLj6ixw", "text": "La Burrita - a haiku:\n\nAuthentic it's not\nBut super carne so yum\nLoad up free salsa.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a73JqCmFXmnAGCN2OuYnpg", "date": "2009-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Ue1cLB-DJIzkCUyEwxD_bA", "text": "Born and raised in Chula Vista, CA...I grew up eating Mexican food.\n\nSo um...yeah...no...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qjE0JLWLsWEYiQ432obhBg", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "VQtTBOtcELMhAgPz6s4ocg", "text": "While la burrita's mexican food is mediocre, the deceptiveness and pointlessness of their frequent buyer card is quite unique.yes, many businesses try to wiggle out of their promises of rewards for loyalty, but read on, and i think you'll agree that this \"policy\" is so unique and nonsensical, i have to tip my hat to it.\n\nRecently, having to buy food for a meeting, I bought 15 burritos from the one on north side. I immediately thought, \"hey, this will fill up one of those cards, and I can get a free burrito\".\n\nI went to the one on south side, and they wouldn't accept it. I noted that the address of the south side location was also on the card. What I did not realize was that instead of having to buy 10 at one location, I had to buy 5 from each location.\n\nFOOLISH ME!!!!\n\nHow could I think that I earn a free burrito from simply spending money at only one of their locations? Surely, to really appreciate la burrita, you must sample the subtleties of both the north and the south side.\n\nNeedless to say, I was really pissed, and was not about to spend any more of my money getting holes punched. Who knows what excuse they would think of next? Perhaps, o, \"you bought too many burritos, we cannot let you consume one more, to protect your health.\" or, \"your card has been punched more than 10 times, clearly you lost your chance\".", "stars": 2, "user_id": "af32Z-gQbcKwtU6VQihEjA", "date": "2010-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "22e8FOY0V2P7hL1JIfYE-g", "text": "I have been to Top Dog next door for half my life but untill recently i haven't been here.The food is great and the salad bar is decent also.Just watch out for all the salsa drips and mess around the bar.\nthe food is always good I been here twice and had the Taco salad. Very fresh and light.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5fuuuDZ8X0XFnKqoAPIWnA", "date": "2007-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7h-Cp73Um0UucZXwLp93nw", "text": "List: Berkeley's Cheapest Eats\n\nBean and cheese burrito, 2 baskets of chips, salsa, and soda water with lime: $3.25.\n\nThe cheapskate beauty of La Burrita is found in the extras: basket of chips, free soda water at the soda machine, and free limes, radish, salsa, and jalapeo at the salsa bar.  La Burrita is second only to Dollar Curry House in value.  Five out of five top ramens.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f2ZavUgdkNuGof2CT6ztew", "date": "2008-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BXelfyl-u_FxVQ_k9LPjnA", "text": "Mexican. Decent. Late-night.  Get the super nachos, make sure to ask for pollo asado instead of chicken, otherwise they give you shredded chicken, which is VASTLY inferior.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "swyviia3U0z5O4lmVIr5bQ", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C2pEnJb9DTWOPh7podwaJg", "text": "I've had better, but it's decent enough when there's nothing else around. That's really all I can say.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "afma1D3AOpBAhQcSyAgL2w", "date": "2007-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ejE7-DsL_2Y1qhW_QCzQRg", "text": "WTF are you people thinking?  I read the reviews thinking this was going to be something special.  Instead, I stood in line for 10 minutes for the most average burrito around.  I ordered the Super Carne Asada Burrito.  It was smaller than the kids burrito at Ramiro and Sons in Alameda.  The flavor was bland, and the salsa bar was mediocre.  You should take your money next door to Top Dog, and thank me later.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F9j5YZ0F2v77O4vbW7Aotw", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HiphGQ9p6X_3cTql1QkGUQ", "text": "So being originally from San Diego, home of awesomely good carne asada and california burritos, carne asada fries, and to die for mexican seafood by the beach(droooool) I naturally have high expectations for Mexican food.  The first time I had La Burrita I was shocked (in a bad way).  Microwaves?? Unheard of!! This place wouldnt last a day in San Diego.  NorCal Mexican food is just weak.  Even the places ppl rave about on Mission St in SF.  It just doesn't compare to places in SD.  But I digress. \n\nHaving endured Berkeley for four years, I got used to La Burrita.  It's not bad for NorCal Mexican food, especially in Berkeley late at night.  Hence three stars.  Also, the Durant location is better than their Northside location.  Northside is cleaner but their burritos are dry and small.  But do yourself a favor and go down south for some good Mexican grub before you rate La Burrita at 5 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2006-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I-bCfLyk99VwjIhnxitntw", "text": "Decent burritos at reasonable prices. Worth a stop if you're in the area with a hankering, but otherwise there are a good 10+ Mexican joints within 5 miles which are much better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DCgpPxC_tndEx-m-uRo5LA", "date": "2010-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iL5aExnYFaaTu8r3WGhQ0w", "text": "ok... uhm ewww??? why is this place so crowded every night?  Is it because its open late and they have nowhere else to go? The burritos were the most tasteless burritos i've ever had... and the nacho supreme... more like stale supreme. Never again...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ip9RhUfCdeIaiXjHjtIMyg", "text": "Skip it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "XPOx-mCubVGQ1rRknztFtw", "date": "2005-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KEmEIXVEnYrysOibWlDTHQ", "text": "This place is certainly better than Chipotle, the food is good for food with friends if you want to stay close to UC Berkeley.  The place is a little too tiny, and the lighting and atmosphere isn't all that comfortable.  Simply said, the food was okay, and I wouldn't go back unless my friends wanted to go.  So I guess only go if others want to go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LEQnC3TtFdzgidVj6bGyfw", "text": "Aw hell naw. When I went to Cal, my dorm was just up the street, and my apartment a few years later was nearby too. But I will never ever eat at La Burrita. It's convenient that it's open late and your taste buds are dulled by cheap beer but even that can't hide the nastiness. I felt nauseous the few times I came here. And the worst part? When you walk by early the next morning and they are cooking up whatever it is they cook and the smell wafts through the air. When I'm hungover or tired and it's 9am, I do not want the smell of cooking lard in my nostrils. Blech!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6wXJ1iHBk38FS_Vqu2qzQg", "date": "2008-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nd3p6gx2GMrliWdVme9sKw", "text": "La Burrita is consistently good. I think that's why I always come back... \n\nIn fact, when I'm starving to death, they're definitely five stars.\n\nLadies want a budget lunch? Get ONE taco (try carne asada), to eat in. It'll come with a bunch of chips on a tray. Basically, one taco comes with two tortillas and enough meat for three tacos. Thus, combined with their ample and oh-so-tasty salsa bar and chips, you can be full for a grand total of $2.40. \n\nI've been here countless times and they've never screwed up an order, which is saying a lot (I HATE when mexican places put sour cream on a burrito when I ask them not to).\n\nBest salsa is the dark red chipotle sauce. I could literally drink it out of a mug.\n\nCome hungry! They wont disappoint. \n\nAnd they're open til 3 AM!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q749TIqmrGx8PBa7wupe8Q", "date": "2010-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p_vOTosHSxNbiVXMXm7u-Q", "text": "Why is it that Berkeley doesn't have any decent burrito places open past 10pm? Sometimes you're just in need of a late-night burrito, but it seems the only option you have is either La Burrita, or something of non-burrito form.\n\nNow, I've had worse burritos, but this place just rubs me the wrong way. First, they don't have carnitas... what self-respecting burrito joint doesn't have pork? they also don't have black beans...\n\nanyway, the burrito was just okay, but just gave me heartburn instead of any sort of gastronomic satisfaction. However, they do have pretty good chips there.\n\nIf you're in the area, and need food, skip this place, and opt for top dog or something across the street.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "34bU3gnSHUFHNPLNvwl8fA", "date": "2007-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pzqHpARyFQ6wMwRC69c9Zw", "text": "Let's be honest, this place is a glorious haven in the late night/ early morning hours. Open until 3am on weekends, La Burrita hits the all the right drunk spots. \n\nGranted the food is mediocre, but the cashiers/servers are plenty nice especially when they can tell you're inebriated. I particularly favor the carne asada burrito, the chicken nachos and their house salsa. \n\nCredit cards are accepted!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CF1flWDN-ir-ZhkF9IkoDQ", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qgtlN5LIeqswqPUuw5jCtA", "text": "Decent cheap Mexican food if you're in the neighborhood... can't say that it was good enough that it would bring me back if I weren't right there, though... shrimp burrito was good but really poorly assembled and fell apart on me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rzMk1ioSHRg3_X5KzfmkmA", "text": "Yum.  Yum.  Yum.\n\na \"small\" burrito is huge.  Less then $5.  \n\nBurritos have an unusual tomato base (marinara-ish) taste to them that is a nice change\nup from traditional taquerias.\n\nI scarfed this food down.  Yum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gHBE0nUlBDlszCQT6gn5Og", "date": "2007-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sx7-y9oGTNCWCkuVbrtdMQ", "text": "This place used to be good back in the day.. like 2002.\n\nIt has since digressed and is incredibly disappointing. The meat is no longer flavorful, the cheese stingy, and the rice dry. What happened to you guys?\n\nCame here last week and was very disappointed. Perhaps they changed owners or chefs or something, but you can definitely get a better burrito in Cali. Try Gordo's around the corner on Telegraph.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9VZx_NGNeiFy8m6jor5q1Q", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V2ZaPYyOklgXaGIdXhxY8g", "text": "The shrimp burrito is definitely a refreshing change from the usual carne asada/chicken/pork burrito... chock full of crunchy shrimp and tangy pineapple salsa and a mess of other stuff. Mmm\n\nThe wet burrito is a safe bet too... a giant burrito hidden under all that sour cream and guacamole and cheesy goodness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L6HtAnX_08ecw-OiH454pA", "date": "2010-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wvdbfmc7byQNUqvWzJRhIg", "text": "I just ate here. And I mean JUST, ate here, like 10 minutes ago. And it was so bad that I made a mental note in my head while i was eating that pig slop, to come home and write a negative review about this place. \n\nAnyone who thinks this is any kind of mexican food is fooling themselves. Forget mexican food, this isn't even real food. The salsa was half assed, the beans and chicken were tasteless. None of the ingredients even meshed together to produce any kind of real flavor. It was like I was eating the mexican food from the cafeteria in elementary school. \n\nI'm originally from SoCal and I will tell you this. This place sucks. the food sucks, the people suck, the everything sucks.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9zQEpV8Iu0GY8UbpB8Kbhw", "date": "2009-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-xd4Aogxm5gVuYNKqDfrqA", "text": "Much like the one on Euclid, but with less seating. Burritos that are tasty and cheap. Especially the fajita burrito, grilled while you wait.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2005-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y4vGdZTf3IjrBavvxcbZhw", "text": "This place is great when you're aching for a burrito.  I usually get the super burrito with GRILLED chicken -- you gotta ask for the grilled chicken otherwise you will get this nasty, goopy shredded chicken.  I think their salsas are pretty good, I just wish they had the spicy peppers/carrots available like other taquerias do (i.e. Roberto's in Las Vegas/San Diego, hands down my favorite taquerias!)  It is a small place that can get crowded around lunchtime.  There is a small patio area in the back where I can usually find a table.  \n\nI haven't been to the La Burrita on the Northside, but apparently they have a large outside patio area for dining.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NnsKC3MtsnAD3Jf22cuIxw", "date": "2008-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zdZBH7w3HnTKpC6YPs_9pw", "text": "If you went to Berkeley and never went to La Burrito...you're probably pretty lame. La Burr as we called it was THE place to go after midnight if you were starving. Go here on any weekday night and you will see a long line of loyal La Burrita addicts. The burritos are actually above average and priced fairly so it is a hit with the students. There is very limited seating so most people take their food to go. I have great memories of La Burrita. I love their carne asada burrito.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZBLZIOrO3DZJzDFlFO-bJw", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bZnNnQgn2ktUy4h5lT5b8g", "text": "Usually, I avoid eating La Bur late at night because the food is just greasy and unhealthy; however, one night, Charles L. and I, in our drunken stupor and empty stomaches, paid this place a visit.  In my last minute, late night, fake attempt of being healthy, I ordered the Chicken Fajita Burrito (it's got bell peppers.. kinda healthy.....right? =( )\n\nThe Fajita Burrito actually exceeded my low expectations.  Instead of grabbing all ingredients from the pre-cooked trays in the burrito assembly, the meat and bell peppers were cooked when ordered, but due to this process, the burrito takes ~20mins to make!  Didn't fly too well with a hungry drunk like me. When I made my first bite in the burrito, however, the taste was worth the wait.  The burrito was served hot.  Meat was very juicy compared to the other burritos.  Bell peppers..sour cream.. guacamole... yummm..(you might think my senses were skewed by my drunkness, but I came back another time sober and I would give it the same review!)\n\nI've tried all the other mediocre items on their menu before and I'd have to say, if I had to eat something from here to survive (or when I'm drunk, same thing), my fav would be the fajita burrito.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eL7Ki1PSnieZL-YpAsa4ow", "text": "The Honest Truth:  For mexican food in NorCal, its not bad.  Being from San Diego, it isn't that great.  When I am craving mexican food in Berkeley, I will come here.  Usually I get the nachos or the wet burrito.  The meat isn't flavored too well and the tortilla is kinda chewy, but enough salsa will mask the flavor and its a filling meal if you're hungry.\n\n\nDetails:\nLa burrita is great for the late night meal.  It's open till 2 and the service is pretty fast.  They have a salsa bar, which is something the other mexican places don't have up here.  Their carne asada isn't very soft or flavored well, but their portions are sizeable and enough to make me full.  Their tortilla is kinda chewy and doughy an the bulk of their burritos goes to the rice and beans.  I enjoy their nachos, although you have to eat it fast or else the chips go soggy pretty quickly.  In general, the flavors of their food aren't too outstanding, but covering it with salsa does the job.  Again, not the greatest mexican food, but it gets the job done in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "mUhqhPpJIji9NvaFEOozWg", "text": "2.5 actually. \"LaBo\" is not guilt-free.\nI sometimes think, at least this burrito has vegetables in it, but who am I kidding?\n\nI end up here when I know one Top Dog will not satisfy whichever munchies I have at the moment.\n\nThe chips are hot and made there. Salsa bar has the essentials. I usually go for the regular cheese steak or carne asada burrito. You hear a lot of people say that it's not real Mexican food, but out of the places I've tried around Berkeley, here and Gordo's is probably the closest you could get. (Maybe Steve's Korean BBQ too because that is def not Korean food) &It's affordable and filling for starving college students.\n\nI've actually gotten food poisoning here from the nachos with cheese and the works, but I tend to have a strong stomach for these things so I've come back once or twice. Not for those nachos though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7LwQOZLccLO_Xic7H-kgxQ", "date": "2010-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ccj49qEREaD-t6lZ9o0vPQ", "text": "It's one of those Delicious & Affordable, long lines but short waits, open til 3AM type places. 4 stars for making me crave you days or even weeks later.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gr0-2lV6TP0t66V6DmSgsA", "date": "2010-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bzqgfGblbrklvACY8YJcyQ", "text": "cheap mexican...what one would expect.  the food doesn't compare to anything in the mission, but if it's lunch time in berkeley and you're starving, you won't leave here hungry (even though you might die of starvation while waiting in line).  just one note:  the people who work here are *seriously* sketchy.  once we were here (admittedly late), one of the workers kept staring at my friends and me and licking his lips.  he later followed us out of the store even though we tried to ignore him.  we dodged into blondie's down the road only to come out 15min later and find that the guy was waiting in the street with his car to follow us.  i had to whip out the phone and tell him i was calling the cops to get him to leave!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "snTcmX0tNoHB-fsyyWXysA", "text": "The Food is low quality and greesy as hell, but it does make the perfect drunk munchies. Just like its neighbor, Top Dog, La Burrita is open til 2am every night. There is a few tables inside the place, so you don't have to stuff your face outside like the Top Dog customers. All orders come with a side of chips. There is a salsa bar which is pretty legit, with 5 different kinds with varying degrees of spice. You can eat for about $6. \n\nDon't come here if you're looking for quality Mexican Food. I'd recommend visiting the new GORDOS location that just opened up around the corner on Telegraph.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8FsBrVA9JkD0Z35J4lFfYQ", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BqocoKLdxYRjlTzUn5OkGQ", "text": "For a delicious burrito in Berkeley this is where I go. I love that I can get it late night too.  GO for the WET burritos, they'll put cheese and sauce on the chips which essentially become Nacho's at that point.   And for a HUGE portion of food (even that half sized one) you'll be paying under $6.  And unlike so many Berkeley small restaurants, they'll take debit/credit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "o_HH_3a-XqT8EDcZc2QO3Q", "date": "2010-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fmSdkxoAqgwlBnxVERumyA", "text": "You can say all you want about La Burrita, but I love the place.  Open late, delicious burritos.  My favorite's gotta be the chicken super burrito or the pollo asada - either way, their chicken burritos are the best.\n\nThey have great salsas and hot sauces - though they're not all particularly hot, they're quite flavorful and delicious.  The brown sun-dried tomato one is awesome, and the dark-reddish pepper-ridden one is the spiciest.\n\nProtip:  Though it's not explicit stated, they have a selection of tortillas:  Regular, Spinach, Sun-dried Tomato, & Garlic.  None of them taste that much different, but I find I like the spinach one best.  Gives you the added bonus of knowing when they're making yours, since, ya know, the tortilla is green.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "925U3vQw2idUUNxrwSg_Yg", "date": "2009-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fqGXuosMhZRy-nXxJz62LQ", "text": "Chunky burritos at a great value. That really is enough said. You Need to make it out here. -Matt", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5hZ3j9HWf5cGFvzW2RnxUw", "date": "2006-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uzBa1eIeh_Ay2u-8XXgOIA", "text": "A place to get a Burrito when on campus. They have good burritos, better than decent actually. I like how you can personalize your burrito to have black beans or a healthier tortilla option (wheat,spinach). I wish they had carnitas, a personal happy medium when deciding between chicken and carne asada but they don't.... \n\nThe burrito is a bit expensive for the size you get, but it's either this or chipotle. Options aren't very plentiful. So this is my go-to Cal taqueria. La Burrita, please!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DrDcxgabnswIJOA6xoE99Q", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V8pfKjGhwvw1FPkakT82ag", "text": "I\"m getting hungry just thinking about this place. This place is twice as good after midnight...but then again probably every Mexican place is. The pollo asado burrito is so soft and just melts in my mouth...yum. I don't really like the salsa here. The green one is okay but only because it's spicy. The cashier secretly added like a dollar to my burrito but good thing I caught it! So be careful", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cfVDBmjnlY2iJaBqz7D2Ng", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YwYHEva_zprI5YrduTzoVQ", "text": "Cheap. Standard fare, fast service, near-by Mexican joint. I eat here more often than my 3 stars imply, but i just KNOW what good Mexican food is and what great Mexican food is, and i dont even know if i can put this in that catagory. But this is my husband's spot... he's all about the ground beef burrito. Note that I stick to vegetarian fare when dining here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x-i8n-WW7YHrhRrPHos75A", "date": "2007-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zk9T9e23B1mKvnnfyFi89Q", "text": "i first had the chicken burrito here and it was great. another good place in berkeley to satisfy your hunger pains. unlike some other burrito places, their ingredients are fresh and they pile them on like no other. try the nachos. its a meal big enough for 3 people. it's cheap, its fast, and they are open super late so if you're drunk in berkeley, stop at la burrita", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5cd9IdAV9Dce3BdRDh9qCQ", "date": "2006-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZUDOV8autO5zHG-O2BcVbg", "text": "Oh La Burrita.. what happened to you.\nUsed to be one of my favorite places. Theri burrito was always warm, fresh and tasty.\nNow it's just .... Maybe they lost customers over to Chipotle, and have ingredients sitting around for longer, or maybe I just picked the wrong day (haven't back here since my last visit)\nI'm disappointed. Pre-disappointment, this was a solid 3 or 4 star place. Now I wouldn't give it more than 2. I'd try La Burrita again sometime in the future, when the horror of my last burrito here is gone from my memory... but not anytime soon\nI didn't downgrade it to 1 because of all the fond memories I have of La Burrita", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0LwN37IQHOPTSpVTmG1eKQ", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DCTUl2f6RrVKUttq7Z8Rvw", "text": "Good food for the price. The pollo asada wet burrito is good and very filling, but I've had better nachos elsewhere. I'll try the shrimp burrito next time!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Jauy1DNjM7B_SXFoiq42Xw", "date": "2012-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nJjIFoFOm1q6Xppv1jAKew", "text": "i only have delicious memories of you", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AAFtLAOO9JCgkLsbW46HsQ", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1pb9ZeTSFEo43ooNYVnVsQ", "text": "This used to be one of my favorite spots to eat, and I stop by when I can! The food here is as close to authentic as you can get. Their chips are freshly baked and lighly salted and go perfectly with any burrito. My friend usually gets the vegetarian burritos and they're as quality as you can ask for. The salsa bar is also really fun. You can choose and mix any of their salsas. Service time is also very fast even when busy during lunch hours. EAT HERE", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L3ilyT4_HZUqdkHrZfkIIg", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5dffRFrbi6ta09poJ_ik4Q", "text": "I don't know why this doesn't have better ratings.  La Burrita is the perfect meal to grab after class.  I think the magic in these burritos is the wrapping.  The burrito is so tightly wrapped, that the flavors meld together and you never have to worry about rice spilling out.  My favorite is the pollo asado, although I have heard that people think its too dry.  I think its fine and well seasoned.  My friends also love the carne asada.  And the special burrito is the best (sour cream included in burrito).  And the salsa is of course perfect!  This is the best meal for the price you pay.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g9OIHb-q1b-EcjiFvWLiuA", "date": "2007-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fn1FRA_aSzzyXuL5E7IjuQ", "text": "Your classic, hole-in-wall, California burrito place.  Inexpensive and generally good food that fills you up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gP4krxEM93II-mVaf6348Q", "date": "2007-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gJA5qx4LXjQs0vX1FFPb8w", "text": "When you make the Asian Ghetto look like Chez Panisse by comparison, that's not good. Not good at all.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sKhkfmDzWJCh_FvpeVfIuQ", "date": "2007-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mdq-rEiF0XJA7xist_WyxA", "text": "Carne asada burrito was pretty good.. not GREAT.. but good.  Nachos were whatever.  I'd probably come back though :) just because \"open late + pretty good = great\" :D", "stars": 3, "user_id": "m2Pha_tvYXLNW8gYJ0OdqQ", "date": "2009-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uWYNO8RMfmEMQdzIxCaTLw", "text": "PROs:\n+Delicious WET burritos\n+Cheap!\n+Friendly staff\n\nCONs:\n-Drunk frat guys like to fight outside\n-Not enough inside seating (but that kind of adds to the \"hole-in-the-wall\" feeling... so we'll make this a neutral point)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NnzhHARuS94VzVQ-WqIdxw", "date": "2010-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3pp1I3Ns00LM1-PXd9RF9g", "text": "The familiar and typical burrito joint. \n\nThis location of la Burrita is not bad and offers a few more options than the northside one. I was surprised to see lengua (beef tongue) as one of the meat options so I went ahead and got the tongue quesadilla. It was alright and not bad value for $5.50.\n\nNot my favorite burritos in Berkeley, but a safe choice for a quick and casual meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6785Rj5lr3yq7BCfZ2j2Ug", "text": "The food at La Burrita is nothing spectacular, but it is spectacular when you're drunk after a long night of dancing! This place gets packed around 1:30 AM, and no one in there is sober. It is also very cheap, which lured me here during my college years. Just stick with the burritos, and make sure you get lots of chips and salsa :) The chips are pretty go", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L9NIAbzylbt2ptZb_CYtYA", "date": "2008-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dKTx9Vl83pEe3ukQ-rig1A", "text": "In actuality should I be giving this place 5 stars? Probably not. Did I think this place was practically fine dining when I was college? Of course. Have I been there while sober since graduating and thought to myself \"This place is okay...but not as good as I remember it?\" Yep. Have I been there as drunk adult after a Cal football game and remembered why I loved this place so much in college? I just did recently!!! \n\nLike I said, La Burrita is not the greatest Mexican food in the world....especially when your 1) sober and 2) you've put your education into somewhat good use and are able to eat at places a step or two above this. But dammit...it's LA BURRITA and still tasty. \n\nI had the pleasure of going here after Cal's opening football game this season. Well, not right after the game, but after downing several pitchers at Henry's after the game. I'm happy to report that nothing has changed. The same people still work there, the menu is still the exact same, the salsa bar is the same, the crappy soda fountain is still the same, and I think the prices are still the same. \n\nMost of the time in college I opted for the chicken or carne burrito and a small is pretty filling.  This last time I went with chicken.   Of course I get it with guac and sour cream (you know I'm drunk when I get sour cream), and I'm a pinto bean kind of guy. Even if your not a fan of La Burrita you have to be impressed with how tight they wrap those burritos...there's nothing falling out of those!!! \n\nAnd of course in typical drunken La Burrita night fashion I woke up the next morning with a ton of extra salsa and chunks of tin foil from perfectly wrapped burrito scattered throughout my hotel room (only in college it was my dorm room or bedroom in frat house). I miss college...and the comfort of La Burrita only being a few blocks away :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "W5cwxNwGiZJd393PCDQEvA", "date": "2009-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "I6HRFARenNKfvlDfQtFiXg", "text": "The best burrito I've had in my entire life. And I've had alot of burritos. Five stars food alone.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-UpDrR4e0fcAP1GYwIp2Xg", "date": "2011-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JFPPKvbD1Arx5V2f3IvfuA", "text": "I moved to Tucson after graduating and even with the plethora of Mexican food available, I still dream about La Ba. For me, the onlyyyy thing to get is the wet burrito. Shockingly, it seems they are one of the few joints to get that right. How I miss you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6IeGk4i1BPl2PS5jWZ5OxA", "date": "2012-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "M30ab_qZx0zdQebgZBajvQ", "text": "Cheap, no thrill place for a fast meal.  The carnitas doesn't taste like    grilled; instead it's diced meat slobbed with beans, rice and salsa.  It reminds me of Taco Bell.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nCbL2T7cU_7D-zEZln55-w", "date": "2010-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mCm2nbDHSb2ny3dVLlc_Ug", "text": "Another restaurant that I miss a lot in Berkeley besides Gypsy's. I used to come here at least once a week to get my greasy Mexican food fix during my college days. The price is cheap. The portion is big. They made it fast. The location is convenient. The burritos are yummy.\n\nMy favorite is the Carne Asada in tomato tortilla with guacamole and sour cream, without the beans. And lots of salsa for my chips. They even have outdoor seating at the back. How fancy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kfyuweJkT9CMXSjZq0uHcg", "date": "2009-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Mp-ebpVjHBZdNHghR90caw", "text": "I'm not much of a burrito fan, so I can't speak about those. I had their nachos once and was so nauseated I never went back. Simply inedible. End of story. Whatever sober person (sober being the operative word) thinks this is good Mexican food is seriously deprived and/or delusional. Go to Mario's La Fiesta down the street at Haste & Telegraph. You will thank me for it, I promise.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "suB5Ari7u3w9d4kyCM940A", "date": "2009-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RGQ2yBgp5o1XiB9vSvEkHQ", "text": "i LOVE this place. their wet burritos are so yummy for what you pay. i would be sad if this place ever closed -- the salsa bar is great too, and I don't even like cilantro. working in sf for awhile now makes me miss the easy accessibility of a cheap, greasy, mexican food fix from the good ol' berkeley days.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gNzC6OJIdRlSkEQIZuP8QQ", "date": "2008-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "T1LGOn7bL5xyl6WaQktVdQ", "text": "I'll drive about 30 miles on occasion just for the steak burrito and spicy carrots! This place is delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HbJn2dYwpoBjunOHp9lbog", "date": "2010-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zNCVna0f9dmGVx4XsZM4Bw", "text": "-----Visits\nMany!\n\n-----Service\nThe service is exactly what you want at this restaurant, which is designed for take-out. It's quick, efficient, and the employees are happy to help with any weird, random requests. They are very polite and friendly for a fast food place, but I may be getting extra good service because they know I am Mexican.\n\n-----Food\nOne of the only places in which burritos without  meat are very filling. They have rice, beans, salsa, and sour cream or guacamole for a little more. You can change the tortilla type at no extra charge (there's tomato, spinach, and wheat). An awesome place for vegetarians. The Enchiladas are okay, nothing to write home about.  But if you want a little jazz with your burrito, get it wet---enchilada sauce+cheese melted on top of it with chips. I don't eat meat but I have heard from my carnivorous friends that meat at La Burrita is questionable and should be avoided, so I'll pass that on.\n\n-----Price\nReally great prices. The prices have gone up a bit (about $0.40) but they're still pretty good. About $3-4 for a small and $4.50 for a large veggie burrito. Oh, and people frequently going to Chipotle are getting ripped off. I'm sorry, but at $8-9 a burrito, no matter how big or many calories, you're paying way too much. La Burrita gets the job done for half the price.\n\n-----Atmosphere\nDefinitely way better to take it to go than eat there, since the place is cramped and always flooded with people standing around waiting for their food around lunch time. But if you do want to eat there, you should take your food outside to the back patio seating. It's quite pleasant on a nice day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xWg1BrTFo2mdQ2rX9PcuUQ", "date": "2008-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "AJ-vbJS24j5aJfjelVatdA", "text": "ew.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "EtjxWrL5P2XqFMBr0VkNWQ", "text": "First burrito I had here was so wet. And that IS what she said.....it was pretty gross.\n\nBut every burrito I've had after that has been not too shabby considering it's like a 4 minute walk from my dorm :) I like the shredded pork. Definitely not the best burrito I've had but it's nice that they give you free chips even though I hate tortilla chips.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "FbPn11wSIrFxSN5Ht-PhQA", "text": "If you're eating with a large party and someone finds something in their food, chances are it's going to be me.  Yes - I am the person who always finds something in my food, and yes - I am always greatly disturbed.  Usually I stop eating.\n\nLa Burrita is a staple for Cal students.  One day I got my burrito to go.  As I bit into it, I found a rubber plug (for the trays they keep their meat in) in my burrito.  Unphased, I kept eating it.  That my friends, is how much I like La Burrita! \n\nTheir red salsa is the best!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "er8VerEY7YoTpPqoX4VVvg", "date": "2007-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fwmgHvMYTn1txh2LJFtkxw", "text": "Alright, forget about all the dopefiends, crackhead, hippys, and crazy people berkeley has to offer. It also offers one of the best burrito spots which is this place, La Burrito. I get the same thing everytime which is the steak la burrito special burrito (no beans and salsa). Although it is not greasy and oily, it still hits the spot. Sometimes too hard, and puts you right to sleep. It is consistent everytime i have gone, it has tasted the same which means a lot to me because it never disappoints and is ALWAYS what i expected, a delicious a** burrito. The ingredients in the burrito are done just right, not too much or too little of anything. The service is also superb, they will have your order out and done with the quickness whether they are busy or not. They have always got my order right even though I am picky because I don't like frijoles(AKA beans) and salsa. The employees once gave my friend a whole bottle of tapatio for free just because he recognized us and how we always ask for it which I thought meant a lot because it sure as hell ain't free for them. All in all, best burrito I have tasted in my life. If your lucky and come late night, there will be bums willing to dance for your coins or dollars so bring some extra change.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "34QVj-QoQ0c8WDV4gcxCWg", "date": "2008-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ls7x90eh35PnVykIG9NXQA", "text": "Two words: Cheesesteak Burrito\n\nGreatest burrito without beans ever.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2007-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-oEy5Kwiru8BubQjZm9pWw", "text": "Getting a special, carne asada burrito here is always a colon-ary delight. From day 1 back in '96 to this day, I've returned here like a crack addict returns to her pusher. I don't want to play up their food. Cheap, college mexican food can only be taken so far. But their burritos smothered in their Special Red Salsa is the BEST! AND you can get that at roughly $5 (give or take depending on what size you get). \n\nThroughout college their large burritos would fill me to the point of belt-busting pain. Several years ago I had to transition to the \"regular.\" Call it old age, I guess. This is definitely cheap college food at it's greatest.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9NrrS89GYV4F1D8JnY_SDA", "date": "2006-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "-MSvD3lVTCs2_rrvNaO9Vg", "text": "People in college are idiots.\nCollege students are just the concentrated version of why the entire world hates Americans. Fuck college. Just loud, obnoxious artistic deficits that crave attention. Just because your parents are spending a small fortune so you can binge drink and get a degree in some obscure field doesn't mean you are ambitious.\n\nThis place. Whatever... it was ok, I guess. Fast and impatient (was that redundant?)\nNot particularly vegan friendly. I asked for no cheese or sour cream but am pretty sure traces of ingredients go flying everywhere. To be on the safe side, skip this place if you are vegan. Otherwise, decent yet barely passable at best. \n\nProbably your favorite if you are a frat boy with a nickname like chongo or beta. Fuck you social butterfly, sycophantic, insecure idiots. You are grown men for Christs sake! What are you doing in a secret club!? Get a job and stop jerking each other off long enough to realize that whether you like it or not, high school has to end eventually.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8vsTU9y4vVs3GjmjPp2AUQ", "date": "2006-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "PPUxU6GMBHS3Rq9Y83YH2Q", "text": "In theory, La Burrita is amazing. It's the perfect place for starving college students to ward off the onset of scurvy and rickets another week. Simple, large sized, cheap burritos coupled with a great location, late hours, and additional bonuses like free chips and salsa.\n\nBut all of that means very little if the food is inedible. My first few times with this place was years ago, and was scaring enough for me to swear this place off for life. Maybe I just had a weak constitution? Since then my palate, tolerance, and mind have all expanded greatly. I decided to give them another chance when I found myself escorting a group of friends here one evening. Against an almost psychic nagging against the selection, I ordered a regular carne asada burrito.\n\nIgnoring the gut-wrenching stomach aches that ensued, even the ingredients were bland, dry, and unappetizing. The carne asada was tough, chewy, and tasted like cardboard. The salsa and guacamole had little effect besides making the tortilla soggy. The rice and cheese seemed to only add padding and filler rather than be a tasty ingredient.\n\nI couldn't force myself to finish my food, and (surprise) it was even worse the next day when I tried giving my second chance burrito a second chance of its own. If you're down with cheap, intestinal punishment, visit La Burrita. Otherwise, any random taco truck will give you better food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "w61gj9sOl3SjEua3UV9nYw", "date": "2009-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "XxlEHic2ktdB1uO6_8nIXQ", "text": "La Burrita.  Another one of those unexplainable Berkeley cravings.  I love it.  I mean, really, you can go to Chipotle and hook up a solid carne asada burrito with extra cheese and all the fixings, but will it have that unmistakably LB orange liquid dripping off the bottom?  I don't think so.\nI think this was the first late-night drunk food I ever had, so that probably gives it an extra star...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fvm9997tKhbWPFViWNgmyA", "date": "2007-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8Mok6WthHA-ARSicKAOzAw", "text": "This place defined my college experience... I probably ate here at least twice a week for the five years I lived in Berkeley... and at least twice a month for the rest of my time in the Bay Area. \n\nMy burrito of choice is the Ground Beef Special (#9?). You have to eat it with the spicy green sauce for the full effect. \n\nPeople will say, \"you can get better burritos in the Mission or LA\"... And you know, that might be true... I've had some pretty great burritos in both places. But extremes aside, it's a damn good burrito. \n\nTo me La Burrita is like eating my mom's cooking... there may be better, there's definitely worse, but La Burrita is home.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-1qnu0E2b6ojAPG54-gT2Q", "date": "2007-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MxZ0cnE7fXPsofKUNYAsHA", "text": "I went to Mills and, in case you didn't know, everything in East Oakland closes down when the sun sets.  If we wanted food we'd grudgingly have to make the trek to Berkeley.  Point is, La Burrita serves a huge, and I mean huge, plate of beans and rice at 1 am for something like a dollar.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KiYZItxAyzQlJCXR2u4jXw", "date": "2006-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oZF8SxOH34mJCbuGuVYphQ", "text": "La Burrita is every students favorite stop shop for a quick cheap lunch or satisfying late night snack to fill their over-the-legal-limit tummies.  And while i do miss this cute little box of a restaurant near my former school, i can remember it being just... \"OK\"\n\nThe only acceptable items on the menu are the burritos.  They are big and cheap (like, $5).  Juicy and filling.  I always ordered the Carne Asada Burrito with Guacamole.  I wouldn't recommend any other items (i've tried them).  They just don't live up to what i feel good Mexican food should taste like.  They are too... watered down.  But, the burrito is enough to lift this place to fame.\n\nStop by for cost and convenience.  But don't give up on the search for better Mexican food.  I'n my own person stamp of \"Good, Better, Best Mexican Food\" i would give this place a \"Good Mexican Food\" label.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LpRlZ58I3TGK71A7Urvf4A", "date": "2009-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "5Y3Hmt_ecX2WMniLvCxfZg", "text": "5 stars, 4 based on service alone.  I used to come in here at least 3 nights a week, always past 11:30pm.  \n\nMe: Can I have a burrito please\nThem: Small #12, no lettuce, wheat tortilla?\nMe: Yes please\nThem: $4.01\nMe: Thank you.\n\nSometimes I would be getting dinner for my boyfriend as well\n\nMe: Can I have 2 burritos please?  On the first...\nThem: Small #12, no lettuce, wheat tortilla?\nMe: Yes, thanks, and for the second...\nThem: Small #6, no cheese?\nMe: Yes (looks down)\nThem: $7.58\nMe: Thank you.\n\nNo matter who was at the register, there was someone around who knew my order, and would have it ready within 5 minutes of me walking through the door (even if there was a line).  The burritos are filling and genuinely good (you're definitely not going to find anything better after midnight) and you can't beat the chips and salsa with a stick.  If you're really wanting to do some damage, get the burrito wet (smothered in cheese and enchilada sauce), but don't say I didn't warn you...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7QGGaOkC8eTuF2O6la2yxQ", "date": "2007-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_jbUiUEL9aTDKM-5dck73A", "text": "How long have they been at this location?!?  Have we been so blinded and focused on Top Dog that we never knew its existence?!? \n\nOn our way to Top Dog, always one of the reasons to visit Berkeley, I noticed this place.  Looks like a good local taqueria.  Hubby said he thinks it has always been there but we just never paid attention - no way!  Debate was Top Dog first or ?  Yes, Tog Dog must come first but we will come back for a taste of something.\n\nWe returned as promised.  The kitchen is to the right, the register and burrito counter in the middle and 5-6 tables of 2 and the salsa bar wraps up the place.  I believe they do have outdoor seating in the back.  \n\nThe menu is on a large board behind the counter.  Your standard fare - choice of burrito, taco, and some combo dishes.  We decided to try their taco with carnitas - were told they don't use carnitas?  Ok, what are our meat choices?  chicken, beef or steak.  Alright, let's get the carne asada.  We also ordered a horchata.  The total was about $4 ONLY!\n\nOk, the horchata was not bad.  Not cold enough, they didn't give too much ice - surprise!\n\nThe taco was good.  For the price, you get two corn tortilla, lots of flavorful meat, lettuce and cheese.  The salsa bar is AWESOME - I scooped a couple of the hot sauce and grabbed a container of the salsa for the chips that the taco came with - all for $4!  We will return to try something else.\n\nWe love this neighborhood because of all these wonderful cheap eats...you can fill up any tummy with $5 and less!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GCuDiPUKYxhgFHP5LqJa2Q", "date": "2009-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SpIbTsrKuXOoi3g3sn25IQ", "text": "I remember this burrito shop as not having any refried beans and being of just passable quality.  Two stars for being a refuge of late night sustenance (although Top Dog is right next door so why even bother with this place).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IDVX4Is4CanREchBmpFXoA", "date": "2005-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "BdOOqFOztTd6uImlY9Furg", "text": "The Great Taco War...\nI was reveling in my recent Victory at El Grullense, being a bit smug, handing out nylons to the local hotties.  Dive Bar - we drank, we smoked.  \nOk, then Jack , you get the enemy a bit tipsy, then... AMBUSH.\nJack:  \"Oh, I know this little taco joint, let's hit that.\"  Indeed, how long have you had this one tucked away??\nThe tacos are huge, absolutely staggering amounts of beef.  Salsa bar with great choices, including a killer hot sauce.   They give you your tacos on a tray and literally throw 11 or 12 chips aboard - like shrapnel.  It was about 11p and the place was alive with everybody getting their late-night fix.  Limited indoor seating, so if you spy an open table, have somebody commandeer it.\nJack:  You may have won the battle, but not the war.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_Idlsaw2hXJN8NtNWamt2Q", "date": "2009-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "V1oAxzhFxW2W0bpEuXXOEQ", "text": "Was hungry and was craving a good burrito. Coming here, it was a success. It was an early Saturday afternoon and there were two patrons in there. The menu hangs over the counter with the register and a salsa bar. They had burritos, tacos, tortas, nachos, etc. The salsa bar had at least five different sauces plus lemons and limes.\n\nI ordered the Steak Fajita burrito to go with extra sour cream (yum!) and took a mild chunky salsa container and the green jalepeno sauce. The burrito was small in the bag in comparison to other restaurants. But when I bit into it for the first time it was sooo good. The jalepeno sauce was awesome that I didn't even bother tasting the mild salsa. There was plenty of good steak and like a friend's review, it was juicy. And tho I thought it was a small portion, I only ate half of it and saved the rest for later.\n\nI think I'll eventually try the carnitas, tacos and nachos.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HPJY5cQ7Za6Hi07eB3gvZA", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "y8XDUOhy5pg0MrsuxjcHhg", "text": "YOU MUST KNOW WHAT TO ORDER! \n\nIf you go to any restaurant, most places don't make EVERYTHING on their menu very well. With that said, most of the items on the La Burrita menu is mediocre but the item that redeems this entire restaurant is their SHRIMP BURRITO.\n\nWHY SHOULD I ORDER THE SHRIMP BURRITO?\n1. You get at least 1 shrimp per bite. Who does that?? No one else gives that much seafood in any seafood item.\n2. PINEAPPLE SALSA is soooooo good.\n\nOrder nothing else, PERIOD.\n\nENJOY!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ZoYs7qwqZa15NwHysYv3mw", "text": "Get me wet baby... super wet... mmmm...\n\nSUPER WET BURRITO! \n\nGet your mind of the gutter kids...\n\nOn a budget? Starving enough to believe there is a small and malnourished country inside of your belly? This is where to go.\n\nOpen till 3AM! Make sure to hit it up sometime and get SUPER WET! (^_^)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LFha-r2VljAzN13YwySTXw", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "27YCk5_0eLYYsMa2j2agPw", "text": "I  would give La Burrita 4 stars, but I'm throwing an extra star in for sentimental value-- my husband and I met at Cal and one of the first meals he ever bought for me was a super chicken burrito. What can I say, I guess I'm a cheap date.\n\nThere were many nights when we lived in the dorms that a group of us would go to La Burrita to pick up burritos in the wee hours of the morning. After all these years, the burritos still taste the same as the first time I had it.\n\nI hate eating dry burritos, so their \"liquidy\" burritos are right up my alley. Actually, I wouldn't call them liquidy, just moist. I especially like when the cheese is still hot and melty.\n\nWhenever the hubby and I visit Berkeley, we always try to stop by La Burrita to pick up some burritos-- it's makes us feel like we are in college again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eR8F5QO4AMPAS3jpFAt0yg", "date": "2008-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "3lcL-3rQDGdEA7MjYyFGpA", "text": "(read: the night before Christmas)\n\nIt is the night of winter-wonderland and all through the house, cheep vodka is flowing, straight into my mouth.\n\nI'm dressed as an icicle, my best friend is too, another girl is a polar bear, with fuzz on her shoe.\n\nAs the party gets going, I get much too wasted, and decide LA BURRITA would be satisfying and tasty.  \n\nWe hike the 5 blocks, white fishnets and all, with platforms so high, I'm surprised I didn't fall.\n\nLa burrita is packed, but we order with ease, burrito and nachos, super grande, extra cheese.\n\nOur food was wrapped up, and handed to me, and when I took the first bite, I giggled with glee.\n\nThe burrito was good, the nachos were better, if I ever go back, I'm bringing a sweater.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vyUyzxqQ7tA6mrqUA3APIg", "date": "2006-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ae2TICkvWpkthTUzRUrRig", "text": "La Burrita doesn't offer a lot of food options, just a \"fix\" menu. burritos (only carna asada, chicken, shrimp, etc.) very small space similar to top dog a few doors over.\n\neats: carna asada burrito(5.29)\n-grilled steak with beans, rice, cheese, cilantro, quacamole extra\n-narrow long tube-like burrito, first half satisfying, last half so so.\n-came with \"flat\" tasting chips\n-salsa bar available.\n\nfrijoles refritos:\n-only about 5 tables available for sit down\n-order ready within minutes.\n-la burrita not a value, but a viable option.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "82iqGVv2jwu4ofPcO9qEzA", "text": "The gluttonous day was far from over after hitting up Top Dog next door.\n\nIf the line for La Burrita snakes out onto the sidewalk, don't be too worried, the counter/cashier is just a few steps from the front entrance.\n\nAbove the front counter, a giant whiteboard outlines the menu; make note that its absent of the usual variety of [meat] choices that can be found at more authentic taquerias.  Chicken, steak, ground beef, and (though its not on their website menu) shrimp.\n\nThe indoor dining area is minuscule and there are probably too many tables/chairs for the space allocated making the little space feel cramped and uncomfortable.  There are also a handful of rickety tables in the back/patio (al fresco!).\n\nThe food, though a far cry from anything I'd call authentic, wasn't bad.  It was flavorful and fresh, and cooked-to-order, if the moderate wait is any indication.  In my case, I had the shrimp burrito (Rice, Grilled Onions, Bell Peppers, Pineapple, Salsa, Lettuce and Sour Cream).  Even without the rice, the burrito was hearty and surprisingly filled with shrimp in almost every bite.\n\nThen there's the self serve salsa bar.  What is it about self serve salsa bars? Is it our inherent \"oh, sh*t... free?!\" consumer response?  Is it that they totally cater to a yearning to be a culinary mastermind?  Or maybe we're just relieved to find some modicum of control over something, ANYTHING, in our topsy-turvy lives, even if its the small consolation of condiments we can call \"ours\"?  No? Just me?  Nevermind. I have issues.\n\nNot a bad place for affordable eats, lack of authenticity not withstanding and crowded walkways allowing.  Wouldn't seek it out, but if I'm in the area, sure...\n__________________________________________\nNext time, I'll order nachos, just for the fact that they make no apologies for their use of a microwave.  No pretensions here.  Chips, pile on the shredded cheese, place in microwave, set to \"molten goodness\", proceed.  Top with self served salsa. Nom.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_SVfoi3YUFNHswsfZUO9mg", "date": "2009-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "mG65kGSm-AuQUZONGmZ7-g", "text": "If you're going to stand out for selling Mexican food in California, you're going to have to bring your best game. While this little taqueria off University Ave. is clean, quaint and accessible, they didn't deliver when it comes to their biggest selling point: the food. My burrito was a mushy, poorly assembled mess of beans, ridiculous amounts of guacamole and gamey chicken. This may fly with drunk and starving college kids but I couldn't even finish it when eating cold sober. To make things worse, it was skinny and small and cost almost 8 bucks. Sad to say, but I think I could find a better - and far cheaper - burrito option at Taco Bell. Time to make a run for the border.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "o5STsEtfvD1Ig0J7Z-1uxA", "date": "2012-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "ZVALHDXQsuFKwx60BYocTA", "text": "Chipotle's line came out, all the way onto the sidewalk, so I decided to seize the opportunity and try the famous La Burrita before graduating.\n\nI like tacos, not burritos, so I ordered the Taco Rancheros with shredded chicken, for less than $5. So far, so good.\n\nThe tacos took a while to prepare, for whatever reason. And even worse, they don't give you salsa--you have to get it at the stand, in these tiny plastic containers. The result is that it takes FOREVER to get your sauces. Bunch of dudes with 5 containers lined up all pretty, slowly filling them up one at a time.\n\nThe tacos were forgettable. And tiny. Chicken, onion, and brown sauce...boring. Call me strange but I like cheese on my tacos...and corn is pretty good too. As for the free nachos, I ran out of salsa immediately. I regretted not filling up 5 containers as well...\n\nI could have sworn I saw microwaveable Taco Bell cheese dip at Walgreen's though. Hmmm...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2008-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "q33FT8iYvU2UUbJuiEQWUw", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 8, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "xOq9KeskG9sUIQob1S1G-A", "text": "It was the night of Halloween, and this place had a line that stretched about a 1/4 of a mile long. Or so it seemed, since I was tired, drunk, hungry, and my feet were killing me from wearing 3-inch high heeled boots.\n\nWell, the long wait was worth it. I was satisfied.\n\nI have to penalize them for serving ground beef burritos. Mexicans do not use ground beef in their cuisine. \n\nOther than that, this place is a solid option for late night eating if you are in the Berkeley area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0kSXMbNFo7mdwTPj4iQv9A", "date": "2008-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0REfsZRQwYqIN7qgRMN8jQ", "text": "I give it 5 stars because they seriously have the best chicken tika masala around. I've yet to find a place in LA, OC or London that tops this place. The owners are extremely nice and genuinely appreciate every patron that walks through the door. (After ordering): \"Siittt doooowwwwnnn! Have some teaaaa!\" \n\nHouse of Curries = WIN.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xpkYTJb1kGzhn5QDT2ydNQ", "date": "2010-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "15YNYIOW0UjQivqpImMhKw", "text": "This is my favorite Indian restaurant near the Berkeley campus. The best free chai tea I had. It's great that it is self-served, so you don't need to tip. I like getting the eggplant curry or chicken tikka masala with aloe or garlic naan.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iAL7UCb-pMcz8iah_pXTFw", "date": "2011-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1hmk0RMuKcBlXi4b8d9iHQ", "text": "This is the best option for Indian food on Southside near campus.  The food is not spectacular, but everything tastes good and is reasonably priced.  It's also nice that they have free chai.\n\nThe naan here is pretty consistent, too.  I've never had it be dry or too thin.  House of Curries is a good, dependable Indian restaurant.  If you want the best Indian food in Berkeley, you can head down University Avenue, but if not, House of Curries is \"A-Ok!\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CX71NDrxCkcuXICKMz3mww", "date": "2010-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1PEnVZWOEdwBmkCwnr6TBQ", "text": "Very good, but not as good as the one on College (the naan has been overcooked every time I've gone).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YWs053gCitKsj2986a13CA", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3kZpfPXFFCg7QTty4JiOWg", "text": "Amazing!!!! A girlfriend of mine who went to Berkeley introduced me to this place! Super affordable and great food! Free chai tea that taste like hk style milk tea. Everything is self served. The last time I was there I had the mushroom and the char boiled chicken. Delish! Can't wait till I come back again,", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R9WJfVhETFoMBuEFM3UV_Q", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "40LRMWTahX7UZzCjP7Qi0Q", "text": "Now that Indian Flavors Express has appeared, House of Curries is no longer my goto for Indian/Pakistani.  House of Curries has better naan (thicker and/or fluffier, and the aloo naan is great), but the chicken tends to be tough and hasn't had the sauce soak in.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "m6Ehq7xhtMiaUjt6VX0EnQ", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "42v8ChT4MHyXs2UebqTMkw", "text": "Don't be confused by the sign above that says Beau Sky Hotel, cause definitely the first time I walked by, it sure as hell confused me.\n\nI went here last night and nom-ed my way to happiness. We ordered a paneer tikamasala and the lamb vindaloo, with 2 nan. The tikamasala was delicious, and could only be described by creamy goodness. The lamb vindaloo was definitely more on the salty spicy side, but none the less good.\n\nOverall, House of Curries hits the spot. The guy at the counter is always nice and friendly, and so far, all there plates and utensils look clean. Yay for Indian!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4scQdzQf7TMzOQ1r2oqn6Q", "text": "love this place because it is so cheap and close to my university apartment. the quality is good for the price, I always get Paneer tikka masala or a biryani. The garlic and the stuffed cheese naan are very good with a creamy curry. Always hits the spot with quick service, good samosas and chutneys and the option to sit outside on a nice day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZV6c_Dpbm-s6I0cVXxSilQ", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4y3ATQhPuZRUa6wGiTEiGg", "text": "I listened to Yelpers' recommendations and ordered the Chicken Tikka Masala. The cashier asked if I wanted to order some rice or naan with that, but I told him no, not realizing that the Chicken Tikka Masala is just curry and chicken. Thankfully, my friends ordered naan so I got to share with them!\n\nThe Chicken Tikka Masala was greattttt!!! There was a good amount of chicken, but because it was pretty dry, I had to cut up the chicken into smaller pieces so that it could soften a little in the curry. I kept thinking about how good the curry would have tasted with rice, but the naan was great too :).\n\nWhen I got home, I also realized that I had a bunch of coupons to this place!! Not that this place isn't already affordable for college students, but look around for deals/coupons for this place because they are out there!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5yyupkRiemNJ4ZN0LdhWOw", "text": "I just ate the aloo palak (spinach with potatoes). It was good, nice amount of spice, big portion. I also had naan. Huge portion, but not too flavorful. The decor is nice, and the employees were pleasant. Just an average experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pEzr3C08XhLACcVKI1pYPA", "date": "2008-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "60d6W_9IHiRb5-2GQMgXkQ", "text": "This restaurant was located in a small hotel and looked pretty nice on the outside. There were a lot of people sitting outside but we chose to sit inside. We got the chicken tikka masala and lamb curry with plain naan and garlic naan. It was pretty good, but the flavors were strong and we felt really full after eating. I didn't like the chicken since it was kind of dry. The plain naan wasn't thick enough to hold in the sauce, so it got a bit messy. The garlic naan was pretty thick and flavorful. The chai tea was nice on a 60 degree weather afternoon. Will come back again and try the other curries and order some biryani :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vY-n1ye-xRwkSL2wQ_SPwA", "date": "2009-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7C3EJPPtPuyI_a0nddG0WQ", "text": "Upside: Good food, Good Prices, Located across from the asian ghetto, quick\n\nDownside: Dirty, bus your own table (but isn't that most of Berkeley, HA!)\n\nBottom line: I've eaten here repeatedly when I am in Berkeley and will return to eat here again.  I recommend this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zkXKSu1-AZd2uRZaDbKr1w", "date": "2007-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7EMCBwWTAeNinukE-g9I0Q", "text": "I like the karahi gosht.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Pjk2oIjaln-CqvTlziPRfQ", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7FnqxI6M8EVGVYOVVKmuDA", "text": "I love this place.The lines are long, but they go fast. The wait for the food is longer. Finding a table can be very difficult. Hence the minus one star.\n\nYou can't beat the free chai.  I especially love the Lamb Tikka Masala. I've been here so many times, and you can't go wrong here.  \n\nThe service is pretty good and the people at the register are very friendly.\nOne of the best Indian restaurants in Berkeley, hands down.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n873HWLkhdySx21et5uh4g", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8YNwULvyxQFGz56eS4rXuA", "text": "I've been coming here a lot recently on nights when I don't want to cook and am too lazy to find a friend to eat with. Yes, I eat by myself, and no, it's not awkward and lonely. I usually get the Lamb Curry or Chicken Tikka Masala with Plain Rice. I tend to get Garlic Naan when I come here with friends, so everyone can share.\n\nI've never had this type of Indian/Pakistani food before coming to Berkeley, but I must say I've fallen in love. Granted, there are better places to get curry but House of Curries is super convenient and cheap. Food comes out really fast, and the staff is always friendly. The restaurant isn't too clean, but it isn't dirty, either. Lots of space inside and a cute patio for outdoor seating. And when I'm done with my meal, I just walk across the street and get a drink from Sweetheart Cafe!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "93BMliFEpg09-lGCBprBwA", "text": "I went here yesterday for the first time with my friend from UC Berkeley. The actual building from the outside is very noticeable -- it's this big white building with a white fence around it.\n\nYou order your food at the register, and then you get an order number and it is brought to you later. You have to pick up your own plates, utensils, water cups, etc. though. And they also offer complimentary hot chai tea, which was nice.\n\nHonestly I don't think it was the greatest Indian food I've ever tried, but it was decent. A little overpriced in my opinion...my friend and I nearly spent $27 when we could have gotten the same amount of food at a standard Indian lunch buffet for way cheaper! \n\nI got the chicken tikka masala and I was a little disappointed that there were only a few chunks of chicken in there. I thought that the portions in general were a little on the small side. My friend and I also shared the palok paneer and that was pretty good. We got garlic naan and I was surprised to find saffron (or at least I THINK it was saffron), on top of it! That was delicious.\n\nDefinitely a decent Indian restaurant near the UC Berkeley campus. Not the greatest place ever, though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Wd4FRRD30avk-Mj6C_O2ow", "date": "2011-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9hc10KtnKAFpYWSAmTXnqw", "text": "I'm surprised I haven't written a review for this place yet because I am a huge fan of House of Curries! Definitely my favorite Indian place in Berkeley. When I was going to Cal, I ate here at least once, if not two or three times a week. Delicious Chicken Tikka Masala - creamy, spicy, and so good! The Chicken Saag is also delicious! The naan is good, though sometimes it's a little too crispy.\n\nThe service here is really friendly, and the pricing is reasonable. And bonus, they have free chai! It's strong on the caffeine though, so I have to remember to limit myself to 2 cups. hehe.\n\nGreat place to come to on a rainy day, or really any day. \nI remember spending several rainy afternoons in here, eating & studying :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h8Oa43i4b9D3N27wmuIaSA", "date": "2011-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9TMLUiFurhXMZjMTDpuRPA", "text": "I love their spicy chiken tikka masala here(you have to order it specially spicy). I also like their rice and their garlic naan. The only thing is that it is a little pricey. I always spend more than $10 for a meal here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-AhOyZA-QherwqogKiYYzg", "text": "For the same price you can get all you can eat at Na'an and Curry at only slightly less quality, for very little more you can get something far tastier at mount everest on telegraph, or on west side. Really just an indian option across the street from asian ghetto, the flavors certainly weren't very robust.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2011-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "av0TxP5uCMoujAbyvD8iKg", "text": "The day House of Curries took over that old hotel building on Durant from an Italian restaurant that was, alas, pretty good but getting walloped by Gypsies across the street, I dropped Naan n Curry like a bad date.\n\nThe chicken tikka masala is amazing and the servings on all of their curries are impressive. Can't go wrong here. Poor Naan n Curry, no longer the Indian place to go on Southside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wCSlnMsSapVZfAJ-hKmKQA", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b2hCOfE65jcLcJyaK9M0DQ", "text": "This is a great indian place close to campus.  The Chicken Tiki Masala is quite good and the prices can't be beat, everything is less than $10 and the servings are reasonable, not huge, not petite.\n\nUnfortunately the Benghan Bharta (eggplant) has too strong of a mustard taste, or it would be a 5 star place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2007-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B75ytdlg2VB-ApoV_6EIFA", "text": "Let me live in a house of curry with chicken tikka masala, garlic naan, and unlimited chai tea, and I would die a happy man.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RXCoHt7BBFQN_vjsb8IDjg", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bFI1Sf4H-1r2hznr9RyLlg", "text": "http://www.berkeleygoodlife.com/coupons/house-of-curries\n\nIf it weren't for that coupon, I would not frequent House of Curries often. Their curry is okay, and the naan is usually nice and fluffy. Sometimes they burn my naan, though, and that makes me sad.\n\nChicken Tikka Masala is a safe choice, but try their other curries! I have enjoyed Chicken Palak, Cholay Chicken, Chicken Vindaloo, and Saag Daal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LFdOAP83uARN2LJVU032CA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BipI0Jz2PZ03RscrcLCOmw", "text": "I can't even count how many times I've eaten here in the last two years!! I always get the paneer tikka masala, but each dish I've tried is really good!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SZcHMuKt1SzlTtIElCjH-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BndGy9SvQsJ0hpRWgxim4g", "text": "I went to House of Curries to compare the dishes I usually get from Naan N Curry.  I found mixed results on comparing the two.  I liked HoC's garlic naan better.  It was both fluffy and crisp, and more uniform than NNC's.  I liked the chicken in HoC's chicken tikka masala (it was more tender and they gave more chicken than NNC), but the curry wasn't as creamy and rich as NNC's.  If you like chicken tikka kabab, NNC has more tender kababs.  I have yet to try other dishes to compare the two places, but I wouldn't mind eating at HoC again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QP8El2l5ygETBfO4bxz8Eg", "date": "2008-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BPD2I7lvc9rqE_-MofQi2A", "text": "Limited seating and gets very busy! There's a secret and I'm not sure if I should share this but....there's more seating in the back! =X More seating that not many know about because its on the other side of the restaurant. \n\nLoved the vegetarian curry, garlic naan was perfectly crisp and flavorful, chicken tikka masala and chicken tandoori were also tender. The portions are small, it's good to order a variety of dishes if you are eating in group of 3 or more. \n\nGreat complimentary chai tea of course and friendly service!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4TJF62R5ytolOmiMWKtjGA", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bXPjF0pkeTrS6ki_eoM3Iw", "text": "Great food and vibe, with large portions at a good price. Kreaky B. loves hanging out in front, drinking chai and eating tasty lamb curry. HOC also serves great palak paneer and squash. \n\nSure, there is are a lot of good Indian restaurants in Berkeley that are as good as HOC (one of them is around the corner.) But those other places close early and don't have a front porch with the view like HOC. So stop by if you are walking around Telegraph.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3sWdg7dFmJSCXJvzEEfu2Q", "date": "2009-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CHQuRYlhJZQadTmMWOfF7A", "text": "Average Indian food at a relatively convenient location. Service is pretty friendly--order, sit at a table with the number and the server brings it out. \n\nUsually get the ever so classic CTM (yes, if you have had Indian food, you'll know what that stands for). Portion-wise, it's not really that much and you get a few chunks of chicken. Enough to get a person to that \"just satisfied\" phase I suppose, if you eat slowly. I've gotten the samosas once, which I liked. They came piping hot, but was a little on the greasy side (deep fried after all...). Also have gotten the cholay chicken because I love me my garbanzo beans and that dish was just okay too. Nothing spectacular. \n\nNaan here tastes comparable to other similar Indian restaurants. I kinda do like the tea they have, but it always runs out quickly and then refill time varies. :\\", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fOBDJdEoxV5q0557hsCyCw", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CIf8W7fnW0EEsvsLoYiEeA", "text": "I live in a San Jose and I will drive all the way to Berkeley just for House of Curries.  And if I am in Berkeley visiting friends, they know that we are going to have to eat at House of Curries for one of our meals.\n\nThis place isn't so fancy, but it's friendly, inexpensive, and has a Chicken Tikka Masala that makes my taste buds sing.  I especially enjoy the free milk tea that comes with meals.\n\nA curry and a side of naan or basmati rice is a nice amount of food (with a little bit left over to take home or to share with a friend)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OY2yolWFaDlrta9JJmYRYQ", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cJHdV5RSnQ0QYFfYEi-J4Q", "text": "I consider this a decent place to grab Indian food on Southside. Not the best, but it wasn't horrible. I'm just grateful this is walking distance from my apt.\n\nFood: I usually get the Chicken Tikka Masala (chicken is usually soft and sauce was flavorful). I consider this my go-to Indian dish. Note to self: explore more of the menu. I  I did try the lamb curry for the first time last night and I was STUFFED after finishing it off with an order of regular naan. Sauce was nice and spicy but a bit on the oily side. I was a little disappointed in the lack of lamb, but the lamb flavor was infused throughout the sauce. Half of my lamb was a bit on the tough side though. \n\nAlways a fan of free chai, so that's a plus. \n\nAtmosphere: I get a laugh out of the Chinese lanterns in this Indian restaurant. There's usually enough seating for small parties (up to 5 or 6 ppl). I would love to dine alfresco at  night when the weather warms up. \n\nPrice: The cheapness of this place earns an extra star (I would give 3 stars for the taste of food alone). But if I can walk away from a restaurant feeling stuffed for less than 10 bucks, then I'm a happy gal. My roommate and I definitely fell into a major food coma after eating here last night. \n\nIf you're ever feeling up for a snack, stop by for their naan. Garlic naan is the bomb! Just chew some gum afterward and everything will be peachy. :)\n\nIf you took advantage of the Munch On Me promo, make use of it soon!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cyvogcnNFCnndiW79rvBXw", "text": "Great curry =)\n\nTheir paneer tikkimasala is excellent and it comes piping hot. Goes great with naan or rice(I prefer rice). And you get free chai with your orders. You get more than enough for a filling meal for 7-8 bucks!\n\nTheir flavored naans aren't really worth it, neither are their biriyani. Everything else is pretty good and made to order too.\n\nI only wish it was a bit cleaner and handicap accessible.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RJKIP1UJyHW4zMO3kEW-Rg", "date": "2007-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dDASvG9jTe4NmcMOtbHsYQ", "text": "If I could, I would give House of Curries a 3.5 star-rating to be more accurate.\n\nHouse of Curries is definitely the best Indian food on southside, but it's not the BEST. Their vegetable korma masala is tasty, but is incredibly greasy.  After letting the dish sit for 10 minutes, the sauce and the grease separated leaving a THICK layer of oil on top of the korma masala -- which was definitely a major turn-off for me.\n\nAnother delicious, but lighter dish that I prefer here is the yellow lentil daal.  Their naan is always fresh and never dry too!\n\nOn the down-side, there are always flies flying around the restaurant, so I prefer to pick up food to-go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ChpJXNhUFl4AK0huG2xb4A", "date": "2011-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dhjn-tCcZtPDq2K-ClaR0Q", "text": "This place is really casual.  You order at the register, bus your own table, and sit anywhere you like.  Prices are dirt-cheap, lunch for two was about $10.  We ordered the chicken tikka masala, garlic naan, and plain basmati rice.  Unfortunately, they were out of raita that day.  The selection of items is pretty good, although I was a little disappointed that they don't have have my sweet naan, chicken makhani, or matter paneer.\n\nThe sauce for the chicken tikka masala was delish, however I felt that the cubes of chicken were on the dry side.  My husband really liked the naan, he felt that it was crisp, fluffy and garlicky, however I didn't think it was garlicky enough...though its fair to say that I'm a hardcore garlic lover so I can never get enough of the stuff.  The rice was pretty standard and complemented our dish nicely.  I just LOVE the tea with lots of sugar...sweet, fragrant, creamy goodness.\n\nAll in all, House of Curries is not great, but not bad.  Decent eats for the value.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "I7U1RW4Mk03sbDQGH-m4gw", "date": "2012-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DP4HEQRfM43GGu2ySRRc0Q", "text": "This is the only Inidan food place I've been to in Berkeley since I dont go to school there/live there, but Im sure there are far better places.\n\nTo start, I want to say that the guy was nice and accommodating.  The food was okay and that's the end of the good stuff. Oh and the restrooms were clean.\n\nNow to the bad.  My friend and I placed our orders one after the other.  My food came out in about 10-15 minutes, but my friend had to wait and extra 15 minutes or so AND we had to go back and ask them about her order.\nAnother thing, the curries do not come with rice, naan or anything else.  The price for some was low, but a few of us ordered lamb and special ones which costed around 8-10 bucks, and on top of that we also had to pay more for naan/rice.  Not worth it.  I would give them a try on the cheaper ones maybe, but other than that I'll try a different place next time I visit cal.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eHAqpUdvRwfj-J02YmgJ3g", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_dtdNxgeCgtJm0Cc7NotaQ", "text": "House of Curries, located inside Beau Sky Hotel, has relatively cheap food that is tasty, a convenient location (very close to campus and right across from the Asian Ghetto), and friendly service. Also complimentary tea (quite delicious). Everything I've tried there has been pretty good - it's not high-quality food, per se, but it's much better than Naan n' Curry. I have yet to be disappointed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LLJ-cCzeI27ckV8dMMQgGA", "date": "2008-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DxSnc5yIeojI0R-fnwDj1w", "text": "I came here a few nights ago for the Phi Sigma Pi fundraiser for my friend. I ordered the lamb biryani (fried rice) and garlic naan. The biryani was $7.99 I think and the naan was a little over $1, bringing my total to $10.98. It took a while for the dish to cook and arrive. But the portion was a heft one for the biryani. I'm not used to eating lamb but my friends told me it's like chicken. It's not. Just the thought of eating a lamb is a bit surreal and gets me queezy or whatever the appropriate word is. The garlic naan was delicious, although a bit on the cold side when it arrived. I definitely recommend it. It's not the thick naan you get at Trader Joes but it's more of a thin Chinese green onion pancake style.  There's also free tea with the purchase of a meal and the drinks are off to the far left of the counter. The rice wasn't spicy at all. I tried to add hot sauce but i couldn't find any. Strange, I thought Indian food was on the spicy side.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eC0ATWNkO2JaZYFnG8rhnw", "text": "i like naan n curry soooo much better. their chicken tikka masala was too sweet with not enough spices. naan was dry. service is good though.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EgPh3XC_dHm4faOfD4FQJg", "text": "I can't say that the food here is really noticeably better than Naan 'N Curry (but that could be because that after they opened up, Naan stopped leaving their naan and curries drenched in oil...) but like other people said, the environment is much better. It's definitely better kept up and the manager is a really nice guy. That said, 4/5 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KbJp5kb-AMB7ixBPref8WA", "date": "2007-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EIqpGmlfxixZcbrHAUoBpQ", "text": "Salmon tandoori. Eggplant curry. And a whole wheat naan that I couldn't resist. Ten-fifty well spent. Pretty healthy and it kept me pleasantly stuffed seven hours later til dinner time. Needs more outside seating, but House of Curries should be any college student's to-go joint for tasty Indian cravings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YAjtEyiVULL4cQRmfcGOzA", "date": "2008-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EMU4jqN2ksGlKS2Sh1wpHQ", "text": "I like this place A LOT..\nIts kind of a self serving place, canteen style. U grap your own drinks, the have CHAI tea for you, water jar and glasses.\n\nWe had Shrimp tendori...FANTASTIC ...\nGarlic and Onion Nan... .. FANTASTIC\nsalmon Curry... not impresive at all. the salmon was burnt...have that burnt taste and ruin the curry ...\nSo far, it s a cool place.  Two tumbs up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kk8l06czcLKfHzsFaXiBDA", "date": "2008-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eqlFjUOw8vtZCYVHgKKwAg", "text": "The chicken tikka masala here is unbeatable.  This was the first Indian curry I've ever tried, and I instantly fell in love.  Try the aloo naan as well if you like potato! I usually stick with the onion naan.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2009-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "erAYYtxRgr7twOzaFRIotA", "text": "This place was A-Ok, because I have experienced better. It is in a nice location and its pretty big with indoor and outdoor seating. The pricing is good for the amount you get, but the quality and taste? Not the best. \n\nMe and my boyfriend came here and got the chicken tikka masala, plain rice and naan, and we were not satisfied. We dig in and both thought, \"wow this food is pretty bland\". Indian food is supposed to be spicy and sweet, so this was NOT what we were used to. The food wasn't horrible, but it wasn't worth finishing. Our taste buds just weren't liking it. \n\nLocation is on a busy street and you have to park on the street. You order first, pay and then find a table to sit at with your number. This place looks like a hotel and not even a restaurant, but it's good they have a little sign out on the street with their name written on it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nPjxJWLl1s95VHG9MkmSrA", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F4b-Sf_Ta_ArDB15Ec1dcQ", "text": "good chicken curry with soft tender chicken breast meat.. the naan was soft and good\n\nhmm the service was really NON EXISTENT tho!! i know we are not hard pressed to pay a tip but i wasnt offered utensils, my table wasnt cleared, .. would go back again for the food, though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "l93auk0-MKZ5xr-VB4BGDA", "date": "2012-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FGUMHv3_j1z9txFB--uanA", "text": "I came to get some chicken tikka masala. They had a huge pot of it already and my order was complete before I had finished paying. However, they keep the entire pot piping hot which means all the chicken is overcooked making it try and tough despite the creamy sauce. I also think the chunks of chicken are about twice as big as they should be.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3iVzhnbre92r0JklG8PuyQ", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fhkXLiyUAsXNHB5yqwwZLw", "text": "3.5 star\n\nNaans are good although they are sometimes burnt.. Chicken Tikka Masala and Palaak Panneer! :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D7JUkHPLskVqZqseDZo65w", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fs_EhCTxwwF8-ObX_lRkKg", "text": "I love the free tea...the naan is pretty good, though i find the curry a little bit too watery.   Good atmosphere, and seating area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HFv6b9RRVcv4Y7tSS5MqDw", "date": "2007-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fyRnPry5sVW2KqSZ0ILbwg", "text": "This was the first Indian restaurant I ever tried in Berkeley, and still my favorite in the area.\n\nI like the chicken tikki masala with garlic naan - $6 + $2.50 = $8.50, which amounts to about $9 with tax. It's a little bit of a pricier option compared to other cheap UC Campus eats. \n\nSometimes, the chicken is a little dry, but for the most part, it's tender. I enjoy the creamy sauce and well-flavored naan. Also, they have free chai tea, which is nice and milky. I've always experienced friendly service here, so no complaints :)\n\nTip: Come with a friend, split the curry, and get two naans - there's always more than enough :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "28FZnuUJi7G9MPdwMCNyVA", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-giTBvCT90OxOSrefoqktQ", "text": "Chicken Chollay was good and so was the garlic naan.\n\nI just don't understand why they don't have metal forks.  It kind of bothers me to eat with one metal spoon and a plastic fork..... hopefully this is a temporary problem.\n\nI would go back here over Naan n Curry any day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2010-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gjaX0AdW7nVB43EhrYaSIw", "text": "Chicken Tikka Masala is the best thing here. The Chicken curry is good as well.  This place is open late at night; one time i was walking home from choir and starving and I got a cup of curry and some naan and it was amazing. It's located across from campus which is great, and the service is pretty good. There's plenty of seating, with some seating outside as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gnb9P_sdmhUGOt2B6XgO8w", "text": "Paneer tikka masala is amazing! Have it with garlic naan and I'm in heaven. This place was definitely me guilty pleasure while at cal. (the dish is really creamy and naan is not that great for you either). The Paneer tikka masala has this tangy or lemon-yness that I haven't tasted anywhere else and it makes it delicious. \nI'm also a big fan of the free chai that they offer. It can be hard to find a table with bigger groups so be ready to camp out for a spot in certain nights. Service is nothing special, and on the days that  i feel like it's sub-par, i just think about how amazing the food will be once i get it and then my mood quickly turns around.\nAnd you'll see once you're inside that the utensils, plates and water is self serve.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DIfU9Bzh5soyEqcg5P8xBQ", "date": "2012-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Go-HH_nlHdYb5S3fWgY6eA", "text": "House of Curries is the best place in the greater telegraph area for cheap food.  I will attempt a proof by way of discounting its competitors.  \n\nJust up the block from the venerable House of Curries (or House of Curry as its devoted tend to call it) are two other standbys of cheap Berkeley food: La Burrita and Top Dog.  \n\nNeither one can really hold a candle to House of Curry.  La Burrita, it must be admitted, is really not that great for Mexican food in California, even for its price.  A burrito and a drink will cost you around $7 anyhow, and as we will soon see, a better meal can be had at House of Curry for less money.  \n\nAs for Top Dog, $3 for a hot dog means that it will cost about 8$ to be really full (2 dogs and a drink), and you also can't sit down, so Top Dog is really only useful for grabbing a bite on the way home.  It's only mentioned here because it seems to come up fairly frequently in arguments about cheap food in the area.\n\nSmart Alec's limps into the ring as the final contender, but it's easily dispatched: you aren't making it out of there for less than about 9$ all things said and done, and if you aren't eating vegetarian the meat on offer is less than satisfying.\n\nEnough of the negative: At house of curry, two people can order a chicken (or paneer for us vegetarians) tikka masala and naan, binge on free chai, and have spent only FIVE DOLLARS.  Before you start whining about having only ordered one entree, give it a try, it's really very filling. \n\n Not only is it the cheapest, but House of Curry legitimately has solid americanized indian food every time.  If you are looking for authenticity you might be disappointed, but really, it tastes good, so who cares!  The atmosphere sure beats the hell out of the competition, and you can almost always find seating for up to about 8 people pretty easily.\n\nIf you don't love House of Curry, you're nobody.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aWxJ8c3wdWh1vP4FBhl9sA", "date": "2008-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GST2H8dhGK-Jwa3ZGpm_zA", "text": "This is my--and in my opinion the greater Cal community's--go-to Indian spot. I always get spinach curries when I go to Indian restaurants. This time, I tried the aloo palak, which is spinach and potatoes. Yummy! The spinach still had a vegetable consistency, not stewed down to be a salty mush that I've unfortunately experienced elsewhere. There were tough plant/herb pieces and a large bark-like structure in the curry that puzzled me, but the latter smelled good so I think it was some essential spice that makes the dish. As a fan of all carbs, of course I could just eat layers and layers of their naan and nothing else. The workers are generally really nice. My friends and I sat inside for more than two hours and midway through one guy took away our dirty plates for us, even though wait service is technically not included. I saw innumerable plates of ctm (I won't even spell it out because it'd add to the yelp keyword counts) carried out. How can people just stick with that one dish, and not try all the other delectable-sounding items on the menu? I wonder if it is only popular here or if it is indeed a staple in India. There are so many other different and awesome flavors that I could come again and again and not be disappointed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gUcZ4SsfAZH1lmk1b3btdw", "text": "Why do I always go to this place and have their 'A-OK' food?\n\nHmm, it's cheap. If you need some Indian food and feeling a bit frugal, you go here. I always get their chicken tikka masala (like most people do). I pair that with plain naan. Their service is really fast (ordered there and ordered online through LivingSocial). The reason for this is that they don't really make your food from \"scratch.\" They have the sauce/masala pre-made and the chicken is also cooked too.\n\nThe chicken is usually dry so I usually have to cut them into smaller pieces and have them soak up the yummy, creamy sauce! I finish their not-so-small serving in one sitting with the help of my plain naan, which is sometimes burnt but still good.\n\nThey have different kinds of naan, but I usually just opt for plain (less calories as compared to their cheese option and also the cheapest). Their naan is fluffy sometimes, but it can get really, really flat.\n\nThis is a self-service place: you order your food at the counter, bus your table, get your own utensils and water, etc. Not bad for Indian food here in Berkeley.\n\nTIP! Always look around for \"deals\" -- CampusCred and munchonme unfortunately stopped offering deals, but LivingSocial is partnered with House of Curries for TAKEOUT and they usually have some type of deals. :)\n\nPaid $4.22 for chicken tikka masala with plain naan! Not bad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JUVrvvLSLA90AEc7Jk9-tQ", "date": "2012-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gxjluYvio-1jY9tZNZf2FA", "text": "My favorite restaurant! Always, always worth waiting in line on busy saturday nights after home football games.\nAll the dishes are perfect and the portions very large! One dish is enough for two people. Naan has the perfect texture and the biryani is seasoned to perfection. \nI personally like aloo ghobi or tikka masala (lamb, chicken, or paneer) with a side tandoor dish. Tandoor Chicken is juicy and evenly spiced throughout the meat, and the sheekh kabob perfectly compliments any curry dish.\nAll you Naan 'n Curry fans out there, check out House of Curries; it's cleaner, has much nicer staff, and of course tastier!\nThe owner, Sajid, is very nice and is always happy to take your order.  Want to try something new? Just ask Sajid and he will be happy to recommend a dish for you.\nToo bad I graduated and no longer live in berkeley. =(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VWv4OrXiKb5LxxDfvu8QTQ", "date": "2008-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gZ6ljQDL-rmnKf2IkfHF9Q", "text": "I'm not very impressed at all with House of Curries.  If you want to get some fairly cheap Indian food with pretty small portions and most of the dishes doused in way too much sauce then you should come here.  I highly recommend going with a group of people that want to eat family style so that you can get a little variety.  Naan and rice must be ordered separately and come in orders that are too much for just one person, so that's a hassle too.  There are very often many flies around the open-air restaurant, so that bothers me too as I can't really deal with bugs around me while I eat.  This is a small step up from the Naan 'N' Curry that this originated from.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "U_7EoXpdh9uaEZwZQjfamA", "date": "2008-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h0-q8LmABlA2F4OeRWhzAw", "text": "Hands down, my favorite Berkeley restaurant.\n\nWhile I was an undergrad, I ate their Chicken Tikka Masala at least once a week.  The sauce is nice and thick, with lots of flavor and just enough spice.  The portions are generous.  As much as I love the food, part of its charm is its location in the Beau Sky Hotel.  I also enjoy the guy who takes orders...and always has on a pair of sunglasses.  He needs to strap a boombox to his back and play the \"I wear my sunglasses at night\" song on loop.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Fu4F41epeHavUJq5J3ZMfg", "date": "2009-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h4rLHnG_RZynwIEzkOmV3w", "text": "I don't know what it is about Berkeley that makes Indian food so cool. I've always been a moderate fan of Indian food getting it whenever one of my friends or my family craves it but I've never really sought it out ever. Indian food just doesn't do that for me until Berkeley. Everyone and their mother wants to eat Indian food, what is up with that?\n\nThe Berkeley Indian food craze has definitely rubbed itself off on me and as expected, I've definitely had my fair share of naan and curry here at House of Curries. While I do like Naan n' Curry more just because I have those good memories of chowing down with my family down in Judah in San Francisco, House of Curries is pretty good too. Yet, I will always say Naan n' Curry is definitely better, especially since they rolled out that buffet where I can eat all the chicken tikka massala,  Indian fried vegetables, and naan I want. \n\nHouse of Curries seems to have a more mild chicken tikka masala. There isn't that much spice and it really seems like there's more cream or milk than anything else. I tried their vindaloo and I must say that their potatoes have some sour kick to them that I really can't stand. It's such a shame too because I just LOVE potatoes. How do you put so many potatoes and not let me eat them? House of Curries, you suck for that! \n\nRegardless, the restaurant is clean and they work quickly to get you your food. I also love just sitting outside and doing my share of people watching and sometimes, I'll bump into a friend or two and have an awesome quick conversation. I have to say, House of Curries can't be beat for that though! I just wish the food were a bit better!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HhvzyhiqYmifXRvcVsyyeA", "text": "This is my favorite Indian restaurant in the east bay area.\n\nI love the chicken tandori here, but the order does take alot longer if you order tandori.\n\nAlso love the chicken tikka masala, garlic naan and free chai!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Aq0aWf4cMD_1KPGidVxKFQ", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HUGWEC0mV-ub2H6JgTwFEg", "text": "craving for Indian food? this is your place! pretty good food - the naan is pretty good more bread like than thin cracker. the env. is cleaner than most other Indian fast food places.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uG4GGehAB129WTBJTymv3Q", "date": "2007-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_I7eCmNTgY_7BjrvEvoG2A", "text": "Pretty decent Indian food at a good price. There's a lot of seating, and you basically order at the register and they bring your food to your table. They also have free chai tea. (But not a huge fan of it) \n\nI love Chicken Tikka Masala, so that's what I always order, but their chicken chunks are kind of dry, as with most places (I just like the sauce haha). But any dish paired with naan is super filling (yay carbs!), and it's easy to share a couple dishes between friends.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iAYOkgak71uqhA3TYIYycw", "text": "I LOVE THIS PLACE.\n\nIf you can deal with the fact that you'll be surrounded by college students, talking about weird things.  Bros and their lingo and just the general crowdedness, then you should definitely come dine.  I've never had a bad plate.  Pair anything with garlic naan and you'll be in heaven.  Love the fact that there's free chai tea and the staff is amazing.  They are all really friendly, fast and good looking. ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1ETf1vAtEzd3lFe3qBe3xg", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "idOZV5FzQqjHkFOX6knugA", "text": "Pretty standard fare - better, IMO, than Naan n' Curry it's nearby competitor, because they are more aggressive with their spicing. The service is sub-par; frequently food waits to be delivered to your table while they finish your naan (which is not particularly worth the wait).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sUhdAwhPzyC5WXV2ClVktQ", "date": "2007-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ieL9JI0s2huRZPy-C99sMg", "text": "This is my favorite place to get Indian food in Berkeley.  The naan is huge and tastes a lot better than Naan n' curry's naan.\n\nThe entrees are quite cheap but make sure you order naan or rice with your curry or just expect a plate of curry.\n\nPlenty of veggie options but tends to get busy during lunch/dinner and isn't great for large groups and its a little hard to carry conversations when they are blasting Bollywood music a little too loud.\n\nFavorites: Aloo (potato) or eggplant", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2009-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ijcjEaNkiiRZqYYNrWmczA", "text": "love the tap water on tap and spicy curry and amazing naan. chicken was weak, though. prices great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0vLPcm9XndmhlH0tT1jECQ", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ilhJx5cUT8ZiE_fdICc22g", "text": "Delicious, hot curries... warm, soft, pillowy naan... \nI've tried a lot of the curries here, and none has disappointed me. The best thing about this place is you get free chai tea with your order and can drink it till your bladder bursts! Yaaayyyy!!!!!!!\n\nTheir lamb curry is so delicious... Mmmm... Baaa~~!!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2EjfO1-gitGFJ0MDFK7VKw", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-iOV9ghXMCgywvEuWZ_6Yg", "text": "I regularly drive past many Indian places to get to House of Curries. Chicken tikka masala you are my only reason to live. Garlic naan is freshly baked and wonderful. Double up orders of these two things and chow down - theres no reason to even get anything else (though I have and it's awesome). It's also not too spicy - just enough to make my stomach go \"WTF MAN I THOUGHT WE HAD A TRUCE!\"\n\nThe guys who work there have always been super nice to me/joke around/all smiles etc. Also - If you dine in you can get endless amounts of Chai Tea as well. Can you beat that? I think not.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AFOV679rUxsH-zozp8fwCg", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IuYS6apMWoaYR-hIEBeyrg", "text": "This restaurant is pretty good - their free Chai is delicious and their portions of naan are very generous (although too thick and tough for my taste).  However, my tongue is very sensitive to spicy food and this restaurant really loves to turn up the heat.  Sometimes I can handle it, but more often than not, my tongue needs to be rehabilitated with ice cubes, tears, and profanities.  Oddly, I never turn down an invitation to eat here and sometimes masochistically suggest it myself if I am in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J7KcczNf2wt2DI8UtD5onQ", "text": "For some reason, I've had a good number of experiences here, and I find myself re-ordering just one dish: the chicken tikka masala. Pretty solid, as is the garlic naan, but I can't really say I find anything else all that spectacular. And when there's a ton of people in line, it really doesn't feel worth the wait. One thing I do enjoy that I'd like to highlight, though, is the free chai that comes with a meal purchase. But be warned, it runs out quick!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RdvF0neSwkZUwMrNHMGkrQ", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JBRn2me6qOUQoFe6iMFJJw", "text": "I wished my stomach would expand more so I could eat more and try different dishes. Definitely coming back in the future. \n\nI had lamb curry and shared an order of naan with a friend. The curry was the right amount of spicy and the lamb was tender. The naan was so soft and warm. I LOVED the unlimited tea.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "B0GzGKOcaA9jsPPj0skd1g", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JLjuXVGFlsK4025rwEDoEA", "text": "I started eating Indian food in college, and House of Curries was one of the first places that I tried for Indian food.  Honestly, I don't really taste the difference between Naan N' Curry and this place, but I think both are pretty decent.  I didn't have a stomach ache or anything like people say they have after they eat Indian food.  I think they have an assortment of naans and they're all really good-- I think I particularly liked the potato one and the onion one.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JtYv9dFMed2gJTOV-4SQQw", "text": "I LOVE this place! Any time I am in Berkeley, I make a point to stop in and have House of Curries! \n\nI haven't had anything I didn't like here and especially like their saag dishes and their vindaloo dishes (although those are really spicy). The tikka is very creamy and a little sweeter than I like, but still really good! \n\nOnly downside is that the dishes aren't served with rice, but they do have complimentary tea which is so warm and wonderful. \n\nTry anything here and you won't be disappointed. Of course, it isn't the best choice for a hotel unless you want to smell curry all day and night....but as a restaurant, YUM!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9UlA2xa4_4h6PNCnaQ-osA", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K7A3e1wGDuSFBurX4VJotg", "text": "Indian/Pakistani restaurant that offers naans, curries, samosas, chicken tandoori, etc. Good food at good prices. Service is friendly and I love the free chai. I recommend their garlic or potato naan with any curry dish. Their baigan bharta is pretty spicy, and their palak paneer has less oil compared to Naan N Curry.\n\n* 4/24 I came here today for dinner and ordered the sada bhindi with roti. I have to say, their naans and rotis are bigger and fluffier than those of Naan N Curry. I went to Naan N Curry twice last week, and their naan and roti were a bit disappointing. I think I prefer House of Curries over Naan N Curry now....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K8CkUapBDSXbjorPnFtZHQ", "text": "Good place if you're with a friend because you can each order a curry dish to share. If you prefer to solo it, the portion, along with a side of naan or rice will keep you full for several hours. I'm a fan of the chicken masala, which I get to go with a side of rice. The chicken is usually a little dry, but that can be fixed easily by shredding up the chicken and letting it soak in some of the saucy goodness. I'm a little uncertain as to how they get it to that bright of an orange, but I'm sure I'd be happier not knowing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kepzt2O1CUcZh2P3GkX-FQ", "text": "Chicken Tikka Masala and Garlic Naan!  That's how I roll here.\n\nMy gf hates eating here because she just sees it as just dipping thin bread into a thick sauce with pieces of chicken; No nutrition except the protein in the chicken.  I agree with her perspective, but I differ in that I just simply enjoy eating it!  It's pretty tasty.  For those who don't know what it looks like, it's chicken in a puddle of orange-colored spicy creamy sauce.  My only complaint is that it's overpriced for what it is.  It costs about ~$9.  Can't it be sold for $5 and still make a profit?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KfhIoWOMwG93bsueXmc55Q", "text": "My girlfriend and I make our way to House of Curries at least once a week. We have not ventured outside of Chicken Tikka Masala because we are so satisfied with it. We compliment this dish with garlic, cheese, and original naan and rice. The free hot milk tea is also amazing. If we need to, we can get in and out extremely fast, but the atmosphere is pretty cool. When the weather is nice, the outside patio is an amazing place to eat and people watch. I will continue to go to House of Curries until I find better Indian food, which I have not yet. You order your food and they bring it to you, but other than that, everything is up to you. You grab your drinks, silverware, plates, water, and whatever else you may need. I also put my dishes away every time, but some people just leave their dishes on the table. I am definitely confident bringing visitors from out of town to House of Curries.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4ib6qBvIYww_a6Dml6OXXA", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L4mbUAR7SzKHEhl-K3rPSQ", "text": "The food was great! And free cha (tea) as well. I love the outdoor seating. I had paneer tika masala, my mom had chicken tikka masala (or butter chicken) and my dad had a lamb curry. The naan was delicious, we got two naan and one rice. The naans are huge but if you have a good appetite like we do two naans are perfect for three people. YUMa!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "v23TUA0o89BztD2iYO9DpA", "date": "2011-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LceXRKpd-AS2WRr-Y5WR_A", "text": "Lately, I've been craving Indian food and this place definitely hit the spot.  I love that you pay up front and although everything is self-served the restaurant is very clean and the staff is very friendly.\n\nThe dishes I ordered were Palak Ghost (spinach cooked with lamb), Prawn Vindaloo, and garlic naan.  Everything came out at once and once I started eating, I was in Indian food heaven.  \n\nThe lamb was extremely tender and it went very well with the naan.  I love how spinach is prepared with Indian food and the flavors of spinach did not overpower the taste of the lamb. \n\nThe prawn vindaloo is something that I have never tried before but if you like spicy food, then this is a dish you have to try.  The prawns were extremely large and they were very generous with how many they gave.  The sauce had a spicy taste that kicked in after a few seconds and it tasted delicious with the rice.\n\nOverall, I will definitely be coming back here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EDLnzo8FTjeAfa_qWiw4lA", "date": "2010-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LDztXhszkRUc0bmEyWJwgA", "text": "This is one of my top favorite places for Indian places.  Chicken tikka masala, lamb + spinach (I forgot the actual name), samosas (both veggie and meat versions)...yummmmm.  I love clean plates and silverware.  Free hot tea and iced cold water was always a good thing.\n\nMy friends and I usually come here for lunch because the service is quick, and the food is cheap and delicious.  They also do take out if you want.  The place is clean and BIG so it never really looks crowded.  There are both indoor and outdoor seatings to suit your liking.  I wish they did delivery though....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kbkNfNXNDoczfSpV61O6zA", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lnvl0bVJlmmVaBfAKqe6_Q", "text": "Okay, I may not know what authentic Indian food is, but for the price and the flavor and quality you get, I'm giving it 5 stars. The Naan is wonderful. Make sure to talk to the people behind the counter, they love to get good comments about their food. I think sometimes the students are too in a rush to appreciate great food. Yes the location is a little below good, but call it a \"Hole in the Wall\" and now you understand what I mean. The best places I find are \"Holes\"!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-MC6cehBcDPBhsFS4PBiDw", "date": "2009-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LOiq-HQ4DkKXQZ_c_4XrKA", "text": "I've been to House of Curries several times over the years. My most recent visit was with a friend for dinner. The weather was great and we were craving Indian food, so we made our way over to Durant to partake of some outdoor seating.\n\nThe food here is just okay, and the prices are a little higher than the competition. I ate the veggie korma and aloo naan, and my friend had chicken tikka masala with onion naan. The curries had a mostly forgettable flavor, and the aloo naan was lifeless (and perhaps a little bit soggy). The chai was free and drinkable.\n\nOur tab ran about $4 higher than it would at Biryani House downtown, and the food there is much better. But sitting outside on a nice evening can't be beat! House of Curries has its uses, but I wouldn't make a habit of going here in search of tasty food or low prices.\n\nA couple other things: (1) Bad weather means having to dine inside, and the dining room is less than appealing. (2) The cash register is programmed to overcharge tax. Hopefully the extra moolah finds its way to the man before the man finds its way to HOC.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8HMh_tUyp6AzcZvieGsJug", "date": "2011-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lt--BoDrAoohqoxU9l9Dcw", "text": "My favorite place to get Indian food in the Bay Area! This might have a little bit to do with nostalgia and remembering the \"good ole days\" when I went to Cal (ok I graduated last year, not that long ago) but I have not been to an Indian food place I've liked better.\n\nIt's great for take out or to get a quick meal and seating is usually not a problem. I have tried multiple items on the menu and I've loved them all. It's spicy, but not TOO spicy. I also love that there is free tea to drink. Their garlic naan is yummmy too. Don't expect luxerious dining, but if you have a hankering for Indian and are in Berkeley, this is the place to go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6wXJ1iHBk38FS_Vqu2qzQg", "date": "2008-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M8jJtDaB1_5AZSXoCurImA", "text": "The food is good but definitely not fantastic. It comes at a good price though and the free tea is awesome. I honestly go there mostly for the tea and na'an. I have had much better Indian food but because of the location and prices, I keep coming back for House of Curries.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9SuJe9fykKKquv-cSBKdcQ", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MCe4RtW0HNAgkCGZyb2cDQ", "text": "What a dump.  That being said, this gets four stars for what it is.  A great dumpy Indian place with really great food.  The ordering system is a little confusing, and the service was somewhat slow, but when it arrived we were in heaven.  I had the Chicken Tikka Masala, which was creamier than I have had in other places, but wow was it good.  My friends had the lamb and another the spinach paneer.  All around big thumbs up and their naan was rocking.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bbPl-oSG4eLJL1uWupxiwg", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m_L8AGcqx3mrZDWcmYVFJA", "text": "Naan is often burned, the flys are not encouraging, the service is often slow and the food is overpriced and nothing special. I much prefer Biryani House.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "E8v6M7G3tAWndhogHzR4dg", "date": "2008-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mPq2hT_RfjveNSNzjblcMA", "text": "When I first came to Berkeley, the only real game in down for curry was Naan 'N Curry. It was all right, but I definitely knew there was something lacking in it. Then came along House of Curries, which, since its opening, has been my place to go to satisfy my curry needs.\n\nMy favorite dish, the chicken tikka masala, has always been done fantastically, full of flavor and lots of curry to soak up with your bread. The chicken is great but the best parts are when I'm chewing on naan that was drenched in the curry. I'm always full (and usually pretty warm) when I come out of this place, very content on my visit.\n\nLove the free tea they provide as well. I've heard that they employ it as a trick to make you feel more full from the meal (and thus wanting to come back more), but shoot, I just can't help myself! And the prices here are super reasonable, adjusted perfectly for a student budget.\n\nAnd love the staff here as well, very friendly. I can't help but smile when I'm paying my bill (a rare feat, I'm sure). However, is it just me, or do they usually let their Indian customers pay after the meal, while everyone else pays before? I'm not calling foul of anything, it just seems like the times I go here with my Indian friends, the order is a bit reversed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6-YQRdLcKPAQ9PFRcMnVWg", "date": "2009-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-N5EH9oIbKRnF4GaIk0eSQ", "text": "I love that you can eat on the deck here! Its awesome, you can just kick back with your chicken Vindaloo and Tiki Masala and read a book outside. It's a very laid back atmosphere and the decorations are great too!\n\nThe food is very good and reasonably priced and the staff is super nice. They moved a lot of the staff from the location on College over to this one and I have only been back to the College House Of Curries once since. \n\nFree tea!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TtmZgBmy-RHpd7Z0JV4tiQ", "date": "2007-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n9TYu6PZkOD_Vs5lnkDZPQ", "text": "Oh House of Curries how I love thee.\nYou have always been there for me post midterm. \nWhen I was starving you came to my rescue with your delectable onion naan and cholay ghosht\nYou may not be the cleanest place in the world, but I forgive you", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iPcywG7S8TXXO9hsJfidcg", "date": "2009-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nCT9psTRQ6_axtP-fYoGFg", "text": "Once again, the chicken tikki masala is very delectable, and the garlic naan is the best. Don't get it to go, or your naan will get soggy, since it is served fresh and hot. Also, best chai in town! I've been here 3 more times, not getting tired of the same order. Rare for me. I mostly come here when it's either cold or rainy, and a cup of complimentary chai is just what I need. Who needs boba from the Asian Ghetto when you've got wonderful, fragrant, drool-inducing chai? Also, their lassi is good. Tastes like all-natural yogurt. I'll definitely be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "__QmB2EFeL0aC55zNH7ETA", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NSVBmgeReTf227yr4aAgGw", "text": "Small portions, and the food was pretty awful. Naan N Curry just 1 block away is SO SO much better.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QM4w8DmCiMYIst1_PpKoiA", "date": "2007-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NtdC-iaMHp8z8tMFOl6VYQ", "text": "The food here is pretty good and not too expensive compared to the other Indian locations in the Berkeley area. Bishal, one of the guys that work there is a pretty cool guy, so chat him up! The lassi is average, the naan is usually really good, and the tikka masala is hit or miss, but more often than not it's delicious. Give it a shot!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3B1E1auHJxj6HTnkaXFC7Q", "date": "2012-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nTZIvB0I09f-jr5INqOpsQ", "text": "House of Curries on Durant (HOCOD) is a Berkeley staple.  Visited daily by hundreds of hungry campus patrons -- many of whom hail from our very own Yogi's chemistry lab -- HOCOD is loved by many.  We crossed the threshold into the converted house with little idea of what was to come.\n\nDank, freezing, and lined with mirrors covered in a thick film of vindaloo grease, the interior was less than welcome.  We made our way across the slippery tile floor, whose waxen residue hadn't been removed in ages, to our first table, which nearly collapsed.  Moving to the other side of the loud, cavernous interior in search of better structural integrity, our hopes were dashed when the mere placement of a mug on the edge of the table sent it reeling as if stunned by an earthquake of non-trivial magnitude.  We gave up, and gingerly lifted our menus off of the teetering surface.\n\nWhile imbibing vast quantities of mediocre chai in an attempt to keep warm, we attempted to order chicken tikka masala, the usual eigendish, just to discover that they had run out!  Does a New York City hot dog stand run out of buns?  Does Starbucks run out of venti half-soy 365 Kelvin triple-shot skinny vanilla lattes?  No.  We were aghast.\n\nLuckily, there was still aloo ghobi ($6) to be had.  Unfortunately, not only was it underspiced, but the potatoes were undercooked.  The lamb vindaloo ($8) was somewhat better: spicier, with slightly less undercooked potatoes, and with pleasantly tender lamb.  The appetizer of pakora ($3) that accompanied the main dishes wasn't outstanding, but was a truly gourmet dish when compared with our naan choices: a virtually potato-free aloo naan, and a regular naan, both of which had been burned!  Again: does a Mexican restaurant burn its tortillas?  Does a soul food joint burn its biscuits?  Precisely.\n\nOverall, the tasty lamb, good pakora, and pleasant views of Durant push HOCOD up to a generous rating of two samosas.  The food was cheap (one rupee), but even so, the samosa-to-rupee ratio is an unimpressive 2.0.  Needless to say, despite its exalted position among near-campus Indian eateries, HOCOD fails to deliver.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "L2D-IGR6lXf8_qe_pTi5Bw", "date": "2011-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NuRIghFKRhgwAl02hA8D1Q", "text": "Firstly, i'm totally not a curry aficionado, and i don't know anything about Indian or Pakistani food, so this is just a newbie talking. \n\nThis should probably be more like 4.5 stars, but i can't give the in between. The only problems I've had with them is that sometimes their \"spiciness\" is more related to the burning sensation and not actual spice/flavor, and they've mixed up my order more than once. In the end though, i couldn't care really. \n\nThe curry is good, like really good. I love the chicken tikka masala and the various vindaloo and if you ask they can tailor the burn to your taste. It's cheap, it's probably not super awesome, but for less than $10 i can get my curry of choice, a plain naan, and a cup of mango lassi to wash it down. Not to mention the infinite water and tea. And i always leave either over stuffed, or with left overs. Every time i desperately crave curry when i'm still in school, this is the to-go place. \n\nThey also let any number of people eat there provided you can snipe the tables. They are always friendly, and in general just provide a pleasant atmosphere. If you're going in a group, make sure you tell your last orderer to inform the cashier that they are the last so they know when to cut off the check =3.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n20Yyd_tY0f55tSJRJRBUA", "date": "2008-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NXK40t3K_3JUpgsw7jrAnQ", "text": "Used to be favorite Indian place but then once it picked up popularity, the quality went downhill. It's got super oily and they really jip you on meat and tofu that they put in the curry. You are better off at Cafe Raj or Naan n Curry!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NY7TYlO9dac2hm9aJzw_YQ", "text": "Maybe I'm picky becuase I used to live in Singapore, but this food didn't completely satisfy my Indian food craving. Overall the food wasn't savory or spicy enough for me. Maybe I should have tried the vindaloo, but the chicken tikka masala was tasty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KHRjyRbIKK_d4VESzvXBBg", "date": "2010-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "olhxKv8O8WII7AHQWMRYrQ", "text": "I turned up at this place with friends on a whim after reading yelp reviews of it. I have to say I wasn't very impressed. \n\nThe Achar Gosht (spiced goat) was spicy and the best thing we ordered. Cholay Chicken (w/ chick peas) and Paneer Tikka Masala were so so. Garlic naan was tolerable but the roti was barely edible. Mango lassi was poured into my glass from a milk container pulled from the fridge. That's food blasphemy.\n\nI love Indian food, and am usually not too harsh on Indian restaurants. But I have to bring the hammer down on this one.\n\nVerdict: Rejected. Naan and Curry is just down the street, and has better food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "XV75hVTZkSsqg7U9M4sAig", "date": "2008-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "om0B05yx6-RVrgUKHiQthQ", "text": "I'm starting to think I've been spoiled by the awesome Indian food I had in Boston, because I was just not feeling this place. Price-wise it's okay--I could have used more meat in my 7 dollars worth of curry chicken. \n\nThe naan was pretty good, warm and soft. The rice was just fine, nothing extraordinary or bad. It falls down on the chicken. First, it was mild. I have nothing wrong with mild food, but I wanted to have some semblance of spice. That and they used white meat, which was tender, but extremely dry on the inside. \n\nI had a sweet lassi, but I'm fairly sure I'm just not a lassi person. It reminds me too much of regular milk, which tends to upset my stomach. They actually forgot to bring it out with my order, but it was brought out to me when I went to the counter.\n\nI wasn't sure if you pay before or after you get your food, but apparently they don't really care. The cashier seemed to be...okay. He was nice to me, but I noticed his stare lingered just a little too long on the customer in front of me. It might have been because she had a tremor in her right arm and he seemed to know her.\n\nTea and water is free. Apparently rice and naan comes extra, because I can't believe I was charged three dollars for a sweet lassi.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CzXgz00tHXo1JEEgHgLNxA", "date": "2007-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O-OSecOcFqqBlbASZlCwlA", "text": "Decent, but I don't understand the hype.  Convenient location.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1g6XKABWJAMK0xEpDO6nEg", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OxkdaIp5ezXUZNaarQvvAQ", "text": "In the past, I've enjoyed House of Curries mainly because my friends and I frequented the place after late-hour seminars. The owner is a good guy and would occasionally come out and chat with us, tell us about the ingredients and spices, etc. The Paneer Tikka Masala, Pakora and Biriyani are delicious. This place is good but not the best. For excellent Indian food, go a few blocks South for Tandoori Kitchen and try the veggie wrap, or Vik's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K0dfgi2Ug2pgeEd39-CsaQ", "date": "2008-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_PfYG3PgMVM40tcbbzjSBw", "text": "Five of us came here and got three curry plates, four servings of naan, and a plate of rice. Couldn't finish it and only paid $6 each. It's actually pretty good flavors and helpings for such a low price! There's a very nice patio area to eat outside. This and Naan and Curry are pretty much the same, so just go to whichever you are closer to (though they' themselves are close).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MgAgvJwlt8ujtE4Pr0r9uQ", "date": "2008-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pJiRBzyhV85Fb571cvRlhw", "text": "I had my first ever indian dish at House of Curries. I wasn't too sure what to expect, and I had no idea how to eat any of it. The concept of dipping the flat bread, later known as naan, into some sort of sauce was interesting to me. I tried the chicken tikka masala. And since the first time I had it three years ago, my choice of dish has never changed. I absolutely enjoyed every bite of it. I soon learned about different flavors of naan. I have tried the garlic and potato naan and both are pretty delicious. The free tea is a plus. It's one of my favorite things about this particular place. \n\nI haven't had much of a craving for indian food in a while and not many of my friends eat there because they don't care for the curry too much. But every once in a while I drop by and I'm glad that they have a to-go option!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "G23Zv3XN_L9WrzpLQM9tMw", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pkysyEy2no1JxYmFe3Bdbg", "text": "Good Indian food. I had one sad experience with their paneer tikka masala, where the curry was very thin, but the other two times I went, (Malai Kofta and something involving eggplants) the sauce was thick and well-spiced. They do an amazing job with vegetables and meats alike, and the naan is incredible. They have an open kitchen so you can see the naan being made. The downside to the atmosphere is that people don't realize that they have to bus their own tables, so it's definitely not a place you can have a romantic evening.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R2Wh_iDDB98WXtI3hPCkCw", "date": "2011-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pN8eqsRZiTAg9v5tqEACsQ", "text": "not sure if it was cuz we were their first customers that day, but the chicken masala was cold.  The hot nann made up for it, but after it gets cold (it's really really big), you have nothing else to look forward to but the free chai.  I hear the chicken vindaloo is good.  I'd at least come back to try that one.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "96RU_e7Kn-pbDTR0yhY0Lw", "date": "2009-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pxz5mctF_bgYPeC0uhcT0g", "text": "I think the food here is decent & i enjoy the chai as well. the people here are so nice.\n\noh wait, and then there's the cheese naan. DID YOU KNOW ABOUT CHEESE NAAN?? it's naan.. and they fill it with cheese... it's amazing. order it; you won't regret it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NVB97x9DWpTrCuDn3GtSqA", "date": "2011-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q0m8LaC9kVF0B7leW5k22Q", "text": "The only thing I would be back for is the free milk tea (with a big tub of sugar next to it).\n\nRight when i walked in, I wondered to myself \"Is this place clean?\" The kitchen looked gross and greasy. The tables were all \"self cleanup\" type so depending on the last customers sitting there, you get what you get. \n\nThe cups you get milk tea with are all ceramic, so you kind of just guess and hope that they used a decent amount of dishwasher soap to clean them. I had to \"find\" myself a clean cup. shrug.\n\nThe food took a long time, but hey, I'm willing to wait for great food. The thing was that, it wasn't great. the sauces were only to moisten up the n'aan. It was edible. They have sauces in a little minifridge. I didn't even know they were sauces. They came in those squirt bottles, and they had crusty tips from the dried concoction inside.\n\nI'd be back for the unlimited milk tea, maybe.. if I remember to bring my own cup.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hZLLar-kcFI3UbmfZ1ZOMQ", "date": "2011-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q23MBy4hxu1n5Q-n_98d9A", "text": "The naan was huge!!!! My paneer was decent, not the best, not the worst, just okay. The food came out fast and it was a great place to sit and chat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R6OtK11hYxwE0gA17Sxd0Q", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q6t4UtCUrrIcaTdYisq1BA", "text": "Chicken tikki masala and freshly made naan. Mmmm. This was our last meal before leaving town, and it was SO good. We sat in the patio, where there was a nice breeze (okay, it was a bit brisk and we had to use our drinks to keep the napkins from flying in our faces, but still).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kMWJC0UgXwtaGeaSwCs78A", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QH4oFNxLh1kTAYO8HoadEA", "text": "One word - or three?? CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you haven't tried it, TRY IT. My ex-boyfriend who survives on a diet of chicken strips and subway sandwiches (i.e. doesn't like anything ethnic) loves it too, and that's saying something because he is the pickiest eater ever. Me, on the other hand, I love my food, and the chicken tikka masala here is amazing. I AM a little disappointed because they tweaked the recipe a little bit, but it's still worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4H2Hl1_ZHFP_ZBz77BhQOA", "date": "2010-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QIPRo7kZFi9B1KgQLnzoMQ", "text": "A lot of students from the Berkeley campus eat here since it's across the street. The curries are decent. I like the mushroom curry. The naan is made fresh and it's oh so good. The drinks are self served. Thus, you can have as many servings of milk tea as you want.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gmIdn5C2NhG5pqqxULFjpQ", "date": "2009-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QIQdUNe8SsdPS-NQofgmfQ", "text": "3.5 stars. Halal meat is served here. Owners are known Muslims. Had food catered from here at a CAL Alumni event. The food was good but not spectacular. The CTM and other chicken dish was pretty watery. Not enough cream in the sauces. Later on at night I went with some friends to get some chai (tea). The tea was good, although not free. Seating inside with some seating available outside as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hQ0aQ-EdeshMwkhXKPlK5w", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qlaQPZPO8h4pwbVSsNSN7w", "text": "Grabbed a small dinner with a friend here. \n\nThe place itself is okay. It gets filled up really quick because it's been a stable business, it's cheap, and easily accessible to the students at UCB. \n\nWe ordered the chicken tikka masala and 2 orders of original naan. We had chai tea on the side too (free). \n\nThe chai tea is MAD hot. Do NOT drink it right away. It's pretty good when it cools down though. \n\nThe tikka masala was okay. It only had like 6 pieces of chicken and a sad amount of curry. The flavors weren't quite as intense as I would like, but it was still okay. I'd be less disappointed if there was at least more of it in the dish.\n\nThe naan was okay but it was way crispier than naan should be. I like crispy breads so I was okay with it, but I know that naan is supposed to be pretty soft. Fail on their part. \n\nOverall, not a bad place but there are better Indian food places around the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OXYtOFX9xXukagW5Ku5dfg", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qtxk9lggKX3X_miZSbRByQ", "text": "I'm giving it 4 stars because it is pretty much the only Indian chain restaurant I consistently eat at and although I love it and have never had better Indian food, it's possible that there might be something else out there.  I'm praying that they'll open a location in Contra Costa County closer to me because it's too far to drive to Berkeley whenever I need a fix.  I've done it, though.  I am totally addicted to the Chicken Vindaloo (very spicy), the veggie samosas, the mango laasis and their naan is great.  My hubby and BFF both love the chicken tikka masala.  I don't think I have ever ordered something I didn't like here.  All the food has BIG flavors (which I love), and reading the item on the menu gives you a good idea of what you're getting - no surprises.  I remember once ordering Chicken Vindaloo at this place in Concord and it was nothing like the one at HOC.   \n\nAnyway, others have said it too -- the free tea and cold water make the experience more pleasurable and the employees are really sweet.  I went with my BFF to the location on Solano and we took our two sons (ages 7 and 4).  The boys were curious to see the kitchen and the guy working the counter gave them a full tour!  He was so nice.  The bottom line is, you can't go wrong eating at any of the HOC locations.  YUM!\n\nI would agree that the atmosphere & cleanliness at all of the HOC locations (College, Durant, Solano) are better than NNC (on Telegraph), but to me, the food is pretty much the same.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DDsA-U3ei6qcw9t6zUfaCA", "date": "2007-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RCz7WbB8Mi7po-Uzs16LEQ", "text": "Price is kinda high for a college student.\nChicken Tikka Masala is extremely good though. But due to the pricing it loses one star.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rfJvlW_8XI_IX2pzndybHg", "text": "a lot like naan n' curry, but spicier, which to me equals better. The chicken vindaloo and lamb with cauliflower were good and packed plenty of heat. Their naan bread was the best. They bake it right in front of you when you're ordering, very crunchy and fresh!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RH9uzbKjN-jhlx_xvidoqw", "date": "2008-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RkevMz4-ynp-WK32uf3T3Q", "text": "My boyfriend and I are stuffing our faces with garlic naan and some ridiculously spicy mixed vegetable curry as I draft this review. This place is intentionally kitsch and it looks like it's having an identity crisis. Chinese paper lanterns and a pirate ship chandelier inside an antebellum plantation hotel building? It's like an acid trip, but I wouldn't know because I've never done acid, so I'm only speculating. I probably wouldn't ever come here during the daytime but the food tastes delicious, and at midnight, what more could you want?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FoBh5FSU4b2of9vD5834EQ", "date": "2010-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RuFqiYCpXKe-9L6wWf9W6g", "text": "For the price and quality, you absolutely get the your bang for the buck! I didnt like Indian food at all before coming here and now I do!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0kL6r-PZC6w4Z_gzAxHR2A", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rX_ZxGaG7dT6XZDrI7RyzA", "text": "Went on a lunch date again with my friend/old co-worker. We both heard about House of Curries and we both wanted to check this place out. The first thing I was surprised was not just the location (an old hotel, perhaps?) was that it was a typical order at the counter eatery. The prices are also not too bad either. \n\nMy friend and I first tried to order their Veggie Samosa, but they were out (how do you get out of an item?!). Instead we ordered their Bhaingan Bharta (eggplant with veggies), Saag Daal (spinach and lentil), Vegetable Biryani, and Garlic Naan. Roughly $21 for the both of us. We also took advantage of their free chai tea and water; which you fill and serve yourself. The serving of the food is awkward as the server has to go on a search for your number which you have to place somewhere where he/she can see it (i.e. flat on the table?). The food was good and filling, but I was quite disappointed with their garlic naan. The piece I took for myself was too doughy. The saag (my order) was good, but not overpowering in flavors when I first had tried this dish elsewhere. \n\nOther than that, the place is busy which means a pretty long wait for food, which was odd when people BEHIND us got their food ahead of us. However, I still would give this place a go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RR-hNSxTUs4CSkGQZLEWyw", "date": "2011-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S12mdAWQdY9b2Bj9O2qFlA", "text": "It has okay food, better than Naan and Curry down the street, but I literally waited 40 minutes for my food to come out, and it was still only half of my order, and I was told to wait ten more minutes for my tandoori chicken. \n\nI asked ten minutes later where it was, and they said ten more minutes. \n\nTen minutes later, I asked for my money back. ($3 for the chicken leg)\n\nNOT worth the wait. AND it's happened multiple times. \n\nEach time I come back I ask myself, WHYYY?!?!?! But don't worry, I won't be back ever again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s1h7OoVZZ2LklHctHDrZxQ", "text": "The best Indian restaurant in Berkeley, hands down. The prices could be alittle better, but it is definitely worth it. The lamb curry and chicken tikki masala are amazing!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s2IuAKtdhMlT0aTRWqR77A", "text": "Not gourmet indian food, but a solid cheap meal.  After exploring many other indian food in the area, this doesn't necessarily stand out, but I still return for the simple satisfying creaminess of the tikka masala, and hella good naan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "p7AmME3lTb-nv_BxG_jj-A", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SE7BzbkgR9bxZdcU6sDCzQ", "text": "Very good Chicken Tikka and Naan. A few dollars too pricey (in my opinion) for everyday eating, but a great treat on occasion. Plus free tea!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1hf5t48yScuVbYYcWtPk9g", "date": "2008-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SKch7uIj5jW_YsuasPD84A", "text": "This is a really descent Indian/Pakistani place to hit for an informal meal. The best part of this establishment is the atmosphere. It makes me feel like I'm not in California anymore, in a good way of course. I especially like the weird ornaments hanging from the roof and the free tea.\n\nIt's also a place where the waiter will tell the cook to make the food spicy enough for my liking. I recommend the bihindi vegetarian curry and any of the lamb curries. I have an affinity for okra, and they cook it well here. The rice and naan are as good here as any other place. \n\nI'm giving this place 3 stars because there are better Indian places in the Bay Area that make more fully flavored and complex curry dishes. I still haven't tried any appetizers or tandoori, so I will update this when I do.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FGk8li-UkTF-IwBIcVjjQ", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SrROtv7ShuItCTnC4uKIqg", "text": "Great and cheap place. Food is not so spicy and free tea is great!\n\nPity that the sun doesn't reach the terace!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gpqJSlEWQFFUlqQcnYFpew", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S_SEa4-zAfPpTsrifRa2sQ", "text": "I'm not too crazy about anything other than the NAAN! That's the only reason I go. The food is pretty so-so, but the naan is AMAZING!! I usually always order the spinach and cheese with 3 plain naans. For me, the naan is like the salsa/tortillas of mexican food. If it's not good it really doesn't compliment your food. Kinda spoils everything else.\n\nOveral the service is friendly and the setup is a bit dingy but it's the best Indian restaurant I've been to around the East Bay. \n\nJust a side note* I hate it when I go to an Indian restaurant and the cooks are so stingy with the naan, ontop of that the naan doesn't taste chewy and fresh. With House of Curries they make the bread as soon as you order it so it's fresh and chewy and delicious. It's literally the size of a medium pizza. It's awesome!! \n\nNom, nom, nommmmmm", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OT4VVO7ZxxR6Nsr8mOYmGA", "date": "2012-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SUsu5UOnBCRnmy1X1nTxFg", "text": "This is my 2nd visit here (unknowly). First time, one of my good friends brought me here as a side tour of UCB. Second time, it was destiny that brought me here. EL O EL! \n\nAnyway, good indian food and very affordable. It gets super packed (I remember from my first visit) but b/c I went on a holiday, it was sorta empty. We ordered the naan, tandori chicken, and chicken tikki masala-- all good. It was a meal for 3 people and the total was just under $21; pretty sweet. \n\nThe people working here are nice (even though the place is sorta self service).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G3pq44TiQ5CCM3tLbraVeQ", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SyCTn3Q1bDIqJoNnNHvEmQ", "text": "I got take out here the other day when I was wanted to try something new.  Usually I go to Naan-n-Curry for nostalgic reasons (see my review).  Overall the food was good.  The garlic naan is tasty and the meat dishes actually have chunks of meat in them.  I definitely think it is equivalent to Naan-n-Curry if not better.  Given the choice I don't know which one I would go to.\n\nAlso, be aware of young looking cops asking you to buy them beer.  They had a sting operation going on here the other day.  There was about six undercover young looking cops with shaved heads and sunglasses asking people to buy them booze.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zp3tRNqyeL7-kGDJwMkgpQ", "date": "2008-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tebdBCb-LInPctv3khfSOA", "text": "I'm a huge Chicken Tikki Masala fan so whenever I go out for curry this is what I'll always get. I really do love House of Curries Chicken Tikki Masala, it's creamy and tasty goodness! Their naan is alright, I'd say that the best naan comes from Indian Flavors over at Bancroft. I have to say that I love their basmati rice the best out of Indian Flavors, Naan n Curry, and Indian Flavors.\n\nThis place is more expensive than Naan n Curry, but I'd say the Chicken Tikki Masala is worth it. $6 for Chicken Tikki Masala and about $2-$3 for naan. PS I'm a huge sucker for chai tea.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TLDWmKBeMQszxMz6wqgO5A", "text": "This is the kind of place where you order at the counter and then they bring the food to you.  They only have prawns on their seafood section of the menu, and all those platters are $9.99.  Everything else on the chicken, beef and vegetarian menus are reasonably priced, from $2.49 - $7.99, giving you the flexibility to order many things a la carte.\n\nI give them a three because I thought their service was bad, but their food was good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QcPN-Dee_dU2IWno-f2oYA", "date": "2006-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tREKEBqBkYEoMS-C6f7QiA", "text": "This place is pretty tasty! Their naan is fluffy and just made, and their curries are fairly cheap. I like to come here fairly often to order to-go. \n\nYou can also get free tea when you sit and eat. However, I question the cleanliness here...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ttQPdICYANlEhpp32PzQ4g", "text": "The food is good for the price, but the sauces are usually more watery than I'd like them to be. Come here with the occasional munchonme deal (curry for $4-5) and then it seems super worth it! The onion naan is delicious and I think the portions can definitely fill you up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tZFJWFkDtWuCqqoz3aEQKw", "text": "8/16/07\n\nWow!  It's be awhile since I've been impressed by indian food in Berkeley, but this place was great.\n\nI ordered chicken tikka masala and garlic naan.  When the curry dish came to the table I thought, \"that doesn't look like a very big portion\" but in a few minutes came my huge 10-12 inch piece of garlic naan.  It was the perfect lunch!  I tore off pieces of naan and would dip it in the curry, then I would have a piece of chicken.  The seasoning was just right!  The chicken was wonderfully marinated and tasted of lemon and married well with the curry spices.  The curry had a very nice heat.  My friend had the chicken vindaloo which was spicier.  By the end of my tikka masala my mouth was very warm, but not unpleasant.  I thought that I would have had to give up on the vindaloo or drink much more water if that was what I had ordered.  I do like spicy foods, but not so much that you feel more heat than you can flavor.  My friend had an order of rice to accompany her vindaloo.  It was nicely perfumed with cinnamon.\n\nI will definately be coming back here to try more dishes as they have a plethora of curries to try and are very reasonably priced.  It was $10 including tax and tip for my meal.  Very good for the college budget.\n\n***UPDATE*** 8/25/07\n\nCame in with my aunt and her english friend (who is quite an efficiando when it comes to indian food).  Naan breads were still great.  We ordered lamb tiryani but got chicken tiryani instead (it's a rice dish...I think I spelled the food wrong).  English friend said the chicken tikka masala tasted like tomato soup.  It wasn't as good as it was last time.  The rice dish was over spicy.  The place was very busy saturday night and I think the chef cooking was not the same last time I came in.\n\nThe food wasn't as good this time around, but I think that was due to the overwhelming crowd (school starts 8/27 and berkeley is overrun right now with new freshman) and the chef.  Go to this place when it is less busy, maybe on friday afternoons to get better food.  I still enjoy this place and will try and figure out who and when the food is good and not good.\n\n8/29/07\n\nThe food is sometimes variable depending on the chef.  Today it was delicious like my first time coming here and unlike the 2nd time.  The naan is consistently good.  You can order your dishes to a desired degree of spiciness.  I find the vindaloo dishes too spicy, so I'll be ordering them a few notches less spicy.\n\nOh and by the way, the bathrooms are filthy.  Do not plan to use them unless it is an emergency/your-life-depends-upon it/etc.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "daK9H7XJOL2HaH4VWWyz5w", "date": "2007-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U3lmZtKlP4BodO33zoEPfQ", "text": "Came here with a couple of friends for lunch and had the Chicken tikka Masala with Garlic Naan. I'd have to say for college for this place is good. \n\nThe main dish was prepared exactly the way I like it and the garlic naan was fresh and warm out of the oven. \n\nThe seating situation may get uncomfortable as they get busy, but overall I will be coming back to get my Indian food fix from here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6Hc2cW6W9THRVEh732pOSA", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uTafS_8IPh2AkaJYPtS3bA", "text": "I'm not a huge fan of Indian food (i like meat, and Indian people apparently do not).  HOWEVER, this is the ONLY indian restaurant i will eat at because a) the free tea is awesome, b) the owners are super cool and c) food is good too.  the naan is gi-normous (i think that shall be a word). Upside: u don't come out smelling like food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6h9XcrSd-Mw_FbdZL7UZGQ", "date": "2007-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UVKTNiBFWmPZ8Lsb4hseVg", "text": "I love going here for Indian food when visiting my cousin.  It makes me sad that I can't find good Indian food back home.  I'm always surprised that even when I eat a lot, there is always something to bring home.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8msyzcHj92LGxqIf8LoOVw", "date": "2009-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uw_Qj6hNBqo1poDn09bgqQ", "text": "What can I say about HOC? When I was a Berkeley undergrad, I would come here 3-5 times a week (lol, sometimes)! HOC is delicious, inexpensive, and will become a must-have comfort food. I've spent countless hours with my friends at HOC, and wish I still lived in Berkeley just so that I can go back. Pretty much everyday dish at this place is good, and their CTM/PTM is unparalleled, anywhere!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1h0njKL1VxBE1uL5uGRYYg", "date": "2010-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ViH_gzAzk-Kv1KynYeQBzw", "text": "I never knew this restaurant was located in the \"Blue Sky Hotel\" and was the reason why I never came here. I think they can do better than the \"House of Curries - Indian and Pakistani\" sign they have outside.\n\nI ordered the chicken tikka masala as my first Indian restaurant experience. It's definitely a lot better than Naan N Curry down the street.\n\nThe meal didn't take that long to cook, and the naan was fairly soft-a little burnt.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VJRU41sHXn859Z3pZLvNxA", "text": "I suspect this place amounts to an Indian-American version of Denny's, but I like it.  My favorite dish is the Chicken Tikka Masala, though it is quite rich.  The main thing that sets this place apart from Naan n' Curry for me is that the naan is a little bit better, not quite as greasy and the food on the whole doesn't seem as heavy (although that's not saying much).  The fact that it's a hotel (not sure if it is defunct or not) is interesting and its proximity to the campus/dorms/south side apartments is ideal.  Great place for a student and brings back a lot of memories.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RFwqMJKwc46SW-fCwnvW6w", "date": "2008-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vJSlJdZcMWkuFtjvBydzbw", "text": "I remember coming here a couple times and each time, I had a good experience.\n\nBe prepared to drink a lot of water because the food here will make you sweat. They offer free milk tea when you sit down to eat which is a nice little touch. The curry here is really yummy with the right amount of flavor and level of spice.\n\nThey also offer a nice variety of naan. I usually order the garlic naan and its one nice and think piece of bread. Price is pretty good for what you get. It just sucks that its in Berkeley and street parking might suck throughout most of the day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IoB62EA8BcBrF3phytmAKA", "date": "2008-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vUSzXwE28Ok9TgtrS9wA4Q", "text": "Probably the best Indian food near UCB campus. The pricing is comparable to other places (Naan n Curry) but it is generally agreed to taste better. The naan is good and the other dishes are tasty (I'm partial to the chicken tikki masala... yes, I'm American-ized haha). Costs about 10/person for an entr\u00e9e and naan. If you are looking for a nice sit down and are feeling Indian food, this is the place to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wQRzx93vthj5vIr_OD2HdQ", "text": "I...Love this place.  If I'm ever showing someone around who's unfamiliar with the area, I take them here.  Hell, I joined yelp just so I could give this place five stars!  The menu is simple, the service is fast and courteous, the chai is free, and the food...is DELICIOUS.\n\nI would have given them 4.5 stars if I could have, only because some of the tables are wobbly and some of the chai mugs have little chips in them.  Both of these things are easily fixed/avoidable.  It gives the place character.\n\nPretty inexpensive, too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qURw1J5lUDKAgOGkdVsGNA", "date": "2010-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WTnqdIW5URbh-XBwwpD_4g", "text": "This place has its off days but I'm usually not too disappointed whenever I come here. Chicken Tikka Masala is always a must", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HUBcj0jce42AU4f-FyEoGw", "date": "2008-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wTSTjo_4iu9V4YvgsYsLgg", "text": "I went to this place yesterday after reading some good reviews.  This place is not up to par with my Indian Food standards and I'm an Indian food connoisseur.  I will not go back to this place...ever because of the following:\n\n1. Dirty plates and cups \n2. Water tasted like warm tap water -- dirty (I should have brought my Nalgene)\n3. The tea was bittersweet -- even added sugar to try to alleviate the bitterness\n4. Naan bread seemed stale and not luxuriously fluffy, like it should be.\n5. Dishes were spicy (which is actually good because that's how Indian food should be), but spice does not equal taste.  The spiciness was so overwhelming that the taste was somewhere lost in transition.\n6. The rice came with little chunks - poor Basmati rice etiquette.\n7. The chicken in the Chicken & Cauliflower dish (I forgot the name, but besides the point) was EXTREMELY dry - disgusting; it was like the chicken was cooked separately and thrown in as an afterthought.\n\nI will never go back to this Indian food place again - I was so disappointed.  Naan & Curry is WAY better than this joint (and a little cheaper, too - and they have clean dishes/cups!)", "stars": 1, "user_id": "NnsKC3MtsnAD3Jf22cuIxw", "date": "2008-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wva1yh-LOYAApOmuMX23fA", "text": "Not bad, but not as good as it could be.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JpT506kXE2ugTAOIZv6nLA", "date": "2009-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wW0TvpRS9RmejoJTHtgcug", "text": "This isn't high quality Indian food, but it's tasty. Like everyone said, the chicken tikka masala is probably the best dish. The location on College is, interestingly, a little higher quality (for example, the naans here tend to be a little overcooked), but this is solid and dependable. Basically, chicken tikka masala + free chai + garlic naan = a great meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2009-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WyLFn-vFWXo-PlMZdG-jYA", "text": "i really liked this place... haven't been bad for a year or so... i went back 1 week ago... got my favorite dish... chicken marsala... total disappointment... it was not that bad... but just so much worse than 1 year ago... the chicken was not tender.. the sauce waso only ok...\n\nthe milk tea was still good. it was free. \n\nwould i go back? pbb not.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vyep8gxALFlLA-Yt9xnyIQ", "date": "2009-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x3WfR5-l2ZU_e--_NUGikQ", "text": "I've started writing reviews for Yelp again - maybe it's because it's my last year at UC Berkeley and I'm going to reference my reviews when I come back to Berkeley for food \n\nI love House of Curries! I always come here with friends or with my boyfriend, and their chicken vindaloo is delicious! Chicken, potatoes, and a little tomato, and always hot and spicy, yum! Personally, I don't find it too spicy, but maybe it's because I always eat it with naan and green milk tea. Unfortunately, once I find something good, I stick with it, so I can't describe anything else that they serve. I can't even tell you how the rice is. It's not very expensive either; it always comes out to under $10 and the portions are big. Plus, the environment is great; whenever I come here with my friends, we just eat and talk for 3-4 hours. I just wish I had more friends that liked Indian food so I could come here more often. \n\nIt's also kind of nice that they're one of the few places near campus that has (clean) restrooms.\n\nOne caveat: be careful about the jugs of drinking water. I don't know if the staff there cleans the jugs properly, because sometimes that water tastes bad; sometimes like plastic, sometimes like soap. But hence, the milk green tea (they also have free tea for customers).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PG8co0G-wemzNwll9NJlaQ", "date": "2009-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XkWMiLBh5p0arTnEGNiZyA", "text": "This place is great! Though the food is really slow, it is worth the wait. I usually don't like meat, but I order the Chicken Tikki Massala every time (it seems to be the favorite). I don't go anywhere else for curry!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nlx12n_9NePyMAaIazbr-Q", "date": "2008-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XNKP2j4dWUuQS7dPoXLHXw", "text": "Best Yellow Lentils (Daal) and, as everyone else says, Chicken Tikka Masala. It's about as cheap as Indian food gets and makes me very happy that it's walking distance from my apt. Not sure if I'd travel a long distance to get there, and the ambiance isn't ideal, but you don't have to pay tip and the outdoor patio is pretty nice!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZF903BIly6n93wNC1ocM5g", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XnRM_pbJEx37dMoKw26UsQ", "text": "I can't eat very spicy food, so everytime i come here, i tell them to make it MILD. which it never is. once i ordered the regular naan and it was spicy. Basically if you can't eat spicy food you shouldn't come here because it's going to be spicy. period.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xrsR5bDXJoaenKf_ZXZbIg", "date": "2007-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xYeBsErciug8nIOHVQVIoA", "text": "This is hands down the greatest Indian food I've ever had. Wow. The garlic naan and mushroom masala wa incredible, and perfectly spiced. I don't know if I'll be able to order anything else now... it was that good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F_CczYzT5Aa8cYO9wVknwA", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y3xciU6o-996IUIGxJI6iw", "text": "I went here with a friend I met at DVC a few semesters back. I remember when the building was under construction/ wasn't open for a while. Good to see that it is cleaned up now.\n\n+ Order at register, self serve water, good fresh food quick. We were there @ about 1:30pm? Decently busy, but not packed. Perfect timing for us.\n\n+ I liked sitting outside on the patio, kickin' it with my homegirl and people watch while we eat. The weather was perfect that day, I felt very relaxed.\n\n+/- The food I had was okay. The Chicken tikka masala was kinda bland, and Naan tasted so-so.\n\nConclusion: I've been to better Indian restaurants. This place decently priced, and nice atmosphere. If you get cranky like me when you are starving, and don't want to walk another step until gets food in your belly, this place is alright. But If you can wait another 10-15 minutes, there are other really bomb restaurants on University/ Shattuck to check out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qr3MYNEtnxBvB8NOtuW0Gw", "date": "2011-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y78aYJx1bopIBxqcQ6tVWQ", "text": "Oh these guys are quick! One of my favorite Indian food spots in the area. I always call in my order as I am driving over there to pick it up and my food is always ready right when I get there. Naan is excellent. Free chai tea - also excellent.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zQ5mOWxwK7v_oYaDeStLPw", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yfcUqjBXmGU6mHp40MyHRg", "text": "I wish there were more Indian restaurants like House of Curries.  It's inexpensive, has great food and is casual.  Knowing that I can order paneer tikka masala (which is amazing), a side of basmati and a side of naan, all for under $10 is fantastic!  I usually have enough leftovers for a small lunch the next day as well.  At most Indian restaurants all of that would cost at least $16-18.  It's a shame I live halfway across the country and can't indulge in cheap Indian food anymore.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P5LOFTkPwYryXhcbfqfoyQ", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YFksHjBxuqGvG59sFD8T-w", "text": "I came here to have dinner with some friends. It was my first time at this particular House of Curries (I've been to the one on Solano Ave in Albany, and the one on College Ave in Berkeley). I ordered the Mushroom Masala and a plate of rice. I paid $8.25. The meal arrived very quickly, but the Masala portion was smaller than what I felt like I paid for. However, the dish itself was delectable - not oily/greasy, and very flavorful. The rice was good as well.\n\nThe main problem I had with this place was the atmosphere. The restaurant looked pretty dirty and disorganized. I felt uncomfortable using their utensils and drinking their water. I found a piece of caked-on unknown substance on my cup.................I'm not a super neat freak or anything nor am I super fancy...it's just that I expect a place serving food that goes into my body to be cleaner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w1Kx0pLwThUc9CmwP8UWRg", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YGINiSjnnFK0ZUIuVlCUcg", "text": "Years ago, I ate my first Indian food here, and remember being totally wowed. In the years since, I've had a chance to explore other options for Indian food, and even learn to cook some of my favorite dishes. I know I changed, and maybe House of Curries changed too, but it just is not that tasty to me anymore. The palak paneer is often bland, the potatoes in aloo gobi undercooked, and the last couple of times I've gone my naan has been charred. While House of Curries will always be special as my first, there are enough other good Indian restaurants in the area that I do not think I'll be eating here again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wpcucLUqfkVaeSm6g1NlGQ", "date": "2012-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yiXzzVxFurTJ4hEWn6GtWQ", "text": "House of Curries, or HoC as my friends call it, has a special place in my heart. It was the first Indian restaurant I had ever tried, and while it was impressive two years ago, I can't recall if it's their food that's gone down in quality or if my standards have just become too high. Needless to say, their food is subpar. It's the type of food that'll have you questioning whether or not you'll be hovering over the toilet at 2AM. \n\nI ordered the chicken tikka with naan. Why did the chicken tikka come to me lukewarm? The naan was also really bready... I can usually down two of these puppies, but these were just so heavy. Maybe i's because they set up that buffet... I'm not sure, but if I ever wanted a fix, I'd head down to everest down telegraph. Their food costs a teeny bit more, but the quality is miles ahead.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Ttj_3flZx1W6oYhzhZb8RQ", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yLbj8eCe3HNfKVRPJQLJSw", "text": "go to the one on college ave., its way better. not just better though, like its really good indian food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QFGnXKqL_PZ3huMJ3vSXRQ", "date": "2009-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z6cUmxFL_vm0YAGAaysqrA", "text": "I can't believe that HOC is rated so low!! I have been to dozens of Indian/Pakistani places around the country and HOC cannot be beat. The cholay ghosht is a m a z i n g.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DXMdDtFx3PU6OWTXZ90-gw", "date": "2008-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZCgLt-gpta68L8VjkpB1tw", "text": "I had a hankering for Indian... and my friend agreed to go with me despite having the stomach flu. That's true friendship. So off to House of Curries we went...\n\nFood was decent. The naan was huge and prices are very reasonable. I think I've been spoiled by Shalimar in Fremont, but the curries here just weren't nearly as flavorful and tasty as they are there. I love lamb curry.\n\nMy friend also had a really gaseous night. Don't feel bad for her -- I was the one sharing a bed with her after all.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N8Y_vWT_e0-fJoGhBZ5UjA", "date": "2007-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zdpV2eiA7eeFDISx6O-RSg", "text": "I don't get it, why does this place have a higher review average than naan n curry? The naan here, for one, is significantly lower quality (and harder) than the luscious naan I've experienced at naan n curry. Also, the sauces do not taste nearly as good. The customer service is great and the restaurant itself might feel nicer, but the food is what I come for, and I would personally get my naan and chicken tikka masala at naan n curry instead, despite it being a block further from where I live. \nMaybe there are other menu items that are better that I have not tried, but I believe the staple foods of the restaurant to be of utmost importance when determining its quality.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2011-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zOy28ZIF2D3f7vEoBBtumQ", "text": "Yeah, is about as bland as chalk on a plate but its a DOLLAR people!\nYou want excellent seasoned Indian food? Go hop your critical ass down to Dosa.\n\nThe naan, lentils, and salads are worth it. I go here when I'm having a bad digestion day and eat totally vegetarian to clean out my system. The meat dishes aren't that good, everything feels and tastes like it was boiled prior to being dropped into some form of sauce.\n\nI got a mango lassi, naan, lentils, and okra for under $5.  So much better for you than McCrap.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QxicE6c4zNxYYJh_aeywlA", "date": "2008-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZxuuVUpWEMe1g-18W4hphQ", "text": "If I don't feel like cooking, and I don't feel like eating Italian food, this is the default place to go.\n\nI always order the two same things: Lamb Vindaloo and a plain naan. I loooooooooooove spicy (and when I say spicy, I mean burn your tongue and burn a hole in your stomach spicy) food, and I always ask them to make their Lamb Vindaloo as spicy as they can. They always warn me before I complete my order, but they've only been able to give me a mild or slightly spicy curry. The college ave House of Curries, on the other hand, burned several holes in my stomach. The naan is typical of what you'd get at any other big Indian restaurant in the area. Good when hot, not so good when cold. \n\nEven though the place isn't amazing, I still love coming here because I like curry (though I would like more spices), the free tea is great, and the owner is so sweet you can't resist not coming back for some more. Don't use the bathroom though, it's pretty gross.\n\nA 3.5 rating from me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2IsqsEtOffZl9N0v0RknGw", "date": "2007-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5jZTuVqHKkLUirNSKLHq4A", "text": "Basically, I think I would've enjoyed dinner if my dish were not insanely,beyondlogicalreason SPICY. \n\nI ordered the lamb vindaloo and asked for medium/mild and basically had my tongue scorched off and one layer of my stomach lining burned away. Seriously, I can't even tell you what it tasted like because it was SO. SO. Spicy. I couldn't taste anything...\n\nOn the positive side, their Naan was warm and toasty, and after my death-by-spiciness dish, I tasted a friend's Chicken Tikka Masala and it basically was amazingly creamy and sweet. (But remember, I already had half my tastebuds burned off at this point so...) \n\nIf you order something, tell them to keep it very mild! Unless you have a tongue of iron or enjoy not really tasting your food, you will have a rather unpleasant experience.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PIUyNuH-tNMDGdjhG2zFyA", "date": "2010-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8UOEM0Y6z2pFyv2_yOOjHQ", "text": "2.5 stars.\n\n30 min wait for our food (they weren't even busy!) and everything came out lukewarm :(\n\nSERVICE: Order at the counter. The guy working the cash register seemed a bit impatient with me.\n\nAMBIANCE: We chose a seat by the window, which was great. They share a space with the Beauregard Hotel, so it looks a bit lobby-ish.\n\nFOOD: \n- I don't remember the exact name, but it was a chicken curry with bell peppers: Good taste but a relatively small portion. Also, it came out lukewarm :(\n- plain naan: nicely sized with good crispiness. This also came out lukewarm and quickly turned cold :( :(\n- basmati rice: Again, lukewarm. It even had larger hard chunks, indicating it was reheated unevenly. :( :( :(\n\nOVERALL: I have fond memories of House of Curries... sadly, my most recent experience didn't live up at all! Bring your A game next time!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-Hxvjz-t5ttsuH6H1osA4A", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CU56rtv2hWTwW06ikfNHkQ", "text": "Ewww...My bestfriend when to the bathroom and was GROSSED out..the food portions are TINY and the naan was HARD! We paid about 10 each for two dishes, one rice, and one naan...no thank you...\n\nP.S cobwebs in the corner and a long wait time..", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "e5WI1AUtM6iJo0Bw2l3QJw", "text": "Oh House o' Curries.\nI came to Berkeley thinking that Indian food sucked (save for Vik's Chaat) and didn't visit any of the local Indian eateries for the first year. \n\nThen I tried House of Curries.\n\nMy go-to dishes are the Chicken Tikka Masala and the onion naan. The tikka masala is hot, creamy, cheesy, and filled with spices. Not spicy at all, yet still flavorful. The chicken goes great with it. I like to dip my hot, freshly baked naan in the tikka masala, and I always ALWAYS leave satisfied. I can probably eat this meal everyday of the week and not get sick of it.\nThey have free chai, although it's really not my thing. Also, the upstairs seems to be some kind of hotel/motel. Somewhat shady. \n\nMy only downside to this place would be that it doesn't open as late as some Asian Ghetto restaurants, and that it can be dirty at times. The bathrooms are usually in need of some cleaning.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tfPC1SmIhXUTZLKMMo9jgQ", "date": "2011-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PanZzvzkkL6GifuoHbhPeQ", "text": "i've been to the HoC on college and had a good experience there.\nunfortuanately, i wasn't TOO thrilled about my paneer tikka masala at this one on durant. the taste was really tomato-y and, while i understand that tomatoes are used in tikka masala, this honestly just tasted like the creamy red pepper tomato soup at trader joes. the naan was good, and the curry was thick and creamy, but the taste was just off to me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ll7_ReyVWvpHHhpsettHHQ", "date": "2011-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pYfj8yNSs8rjKBfGuUOl-w", "text": "The food is a 3.5-4 but the place is really loud and poorly insulated.  Also there is something about it that makes it feel very dirty.  \n\non another note, i was here with my co-worker early this week.  Sitting at the table across from me was a European couple that was full on making out.  Like the woman was partially sitting on the guy, their bodies were pressed up against each other, they were running hair through fingers (sometimes pulling each other's hair), running hands under shirts and basically eating up each other's faces with their curry breath.   Serious face licking, crotch grabbing, and whispering sweet nothings to each other between licks.  For twenty minutes.    They were caught up in their love bubble that they never even looked up to catch people's dirty looks!   The employees didn't even say anything so it was up to me to step in.  \n\nThey didn't stop until i asked them to stop.  When they finally left the dude apologized and said in a very genuine tone \"I hope that some day you will feel the way we do.\"   You mean so self-involved that I hump my partner at a cheap (but tasty) Indian restaurant?  Um okay.  Talk about goals", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cHzhv2AY3Zirj_9pddNDiw", "date": "2009-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UkynIGsGp8IWovBalFXWjg", "text": "Cheap cheap cheap! The chicken in the curries can be hit or miss though. At times they were REALLY tender and other times, I couldn't bite into it at all. If you come with two people, just get a curry and two naans :] It'll be MORE than enough food. The chai tea is SUPER milky. Cannot even taste the spices of that tea... but it's free so can't complain! \n\nSeating area is kinda dirty. Has those flies that fly around in circles...(why do they do that?) and the tables are unstable (put elbow on table and then the whole table sways...ugh).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sQx0srKCXbAHnqhGhpZgvQ", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VARjy1ul6mUPwyp1y7KbHQ", "text": "Mediocre food. Good prices.\n\nAlso, kinda dirty place. I realize that the area and the place do not promise anything more than quick and tasty, but that doesn't mean I have to feel disgusted looking at the opaque glasses, and sauce-splashed tables.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NfmEMXiNqTIhr0KopywFyA", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VuCwNwWKTHMLQkC03n4GAg", "text": "After reading some Yelp reviews, I decided to try this place.\n\nI walked to location, the building is a large white building with pillars, you don't really see the restaurant until you walk up the steps. \n\nThere were a few customers eating inside, I walked up, greeted by the gentleman by the register. I ordered palak paneer, garlic naan, and some rice on the side to go. I sat down and waited for my food. The gentleman at the counter doesn't speak very much english but said I should get some tea. I politely refused, saying that I was just going to get my food and be off. He still pulled out a to-go cup for me and insisted I have some tea, which I thought was sweet of him to do so. \n\nGlancing around, I see that much of it is self served. You get your own plates, forks/spoons, napkins, tea, and water. They have carafe with water in a refrigerator and a tea dispenser. The tea is a little watered down but not bad after some sugar and milk. \n\nNow the food: the palak paneer is great. It's tasty and spicy. Now, as far as spicy is concerned: I come from LA, where Indian fast food roams free. What I expected is a good solid heat from any Indian fare I eat. If you like spicy, this place is great. The rice was lightly flavored and awesome with the paneer. The garlic naan is fantastic. They give you this huge round piece of naan, it's the right amount of garlic and spices, good just to munch on it's own. \n\nAll this for $10.95, what I got is enough for maybe two meals. I will return again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m76XDqAcMRTEH6AtDWVVJw", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3JKnEFOgeRjLC9hIzbgVZg", "text": "This is by far some of the best tasting curry I have ever had, though my experiences are limited to a few restaurants back in AZ and the few I've tried here in the bay area. By my foodie standards, though, the price is cheap ($6) for the curry, but you have to pay extra for the rice or naan. Still, $6 for a tub of curry to go it pretty cheap if you can make your rice at home.\n\nThe only thing is that I ordered paneer and chicken tikka masala on two different occassions and both time there wasn't enough cheese or chicken. I wish they included a little more substantial food and a little less sauce, but you can always add your own meat! Haha, really what makes the tikka masla is the sauce and the lack of a large amount of spiciness for me, so this is perfect!\n\nOh and one time I ate there with some friends and just nibbled on some of their stuff, but the wait was really long. Somewhere around an hour and a half...and it wasn't even that busy when we got there. It was busier when we left, and I noticed some people who ordered after us got their food first. They should work on that.\n\nBut free chai tea while you wait! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AKoiOKJrU-ZF4DHvUwsPVQ", "date": "2011-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4ijNvaakPbo7iATUYF4alA", "text": "1 star for the free chai and gulab jamun given to us.\n\nI've walked by here many times while living in Unit 2, and my roommate and I decided to try it out tonight for dinner. I am a pretty big fan of Indian food, but my experience here sucked to be honest. I placed my order with the cashier (owner?), and he seemed pretty nice until it came to paying for my meal. My total came out to $9.32, and I gave him $10 but he said I only gave him $9. He made it seem like I only paid $9 and he was being \"nice\" for letting the 32 cents slide. I realized after that I definitely gave him $10 when I looked at my wallet, but losing 68 cents was no big. I considered it a tip and didn't dwell on it. My roommate (who isn't from America) also said she wasn't given her change, and when I told her that it happened to me too, she confronted the cashier/owner about it. My roommate has a pretty thick accent, but you can definitely understand every word she said to him. The cashier looked at us and gave a big stupid grin acting like nothing happened. He kept saying \"No problem! We are open on Friday!\" acting like he didn't understand what we were saying. We tried explaining, but he still gave us the same act talking about some other subject that wasn't even remotely relevant. We gave up, and angrily ate our pretty bland meal. My curry was nothing special, and the garlic naan was lukewarm and not soft/fluffy like the way naan should be. The cashier came by later and gave us two pieces of gulab jamun maybe because he felt bad that he tricked us. But no amount of sugary goodness will make me forget my horrible first experience here. I probably will never eat here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zd4oPurC3qOyEFzdpP568Q", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6CIXFGI87sagRh-iiW9UbA", "text": "I've recently started to love Indian food, and this is one of my go-to places whenever I crave Chicken Tikka Masala. \n\nAs you can guess, I only order the Chicken Tikka Masala and it's a pretty good price considering how full you get. I recommend spending the extra $1 or so to get the garlic naan to go with it; it's just not the same without it. The naan is always hot, fluffy, and never dry, and goes great with the Chicken Tikka Masala. What I love even more about the food is the complimentary hot chai tea: SO DELICIOUS. I'm a big tea lover, and this is definitely something I love to sip on when I'm catching up with friends. The only downside is that the chicken can be a little dry at times, but soaking it up with the curry sauce does add some moisture to the meat.\n\nThe restaurant can get pretty crowded at times, but I love to sit with my friends on the patio on a gorgeous day. It's a very relaxing atmosphere, and no one is pushing you to hurry up and finish your food. \n\nIt's a really good go-to spot for some cheap and quick Indian food that is actually pretty tasty. Also, this is where a lot of Berkeley students go to eat as well, so if you want to learn a little more of what Berkeley college life is like, check this place out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "klIMMg94GVbtNDE0tej8Bg", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7O9N4ZID1BLqiA32Rilo_Q", "text": "I come here almost every week.\n\nprobably the best Indian restaurant near the Berkeley campus.\n\nthe place could be more clean but its awesome curry and naan makes up for it.\n\nEmployees are super friendly and they remember what you always get.\n\nI noticed many people get Chicken Tikka Massala but I suggest you try other dishes as well even though they are bit more pricy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-8lCBVqsa-MtYKloemn4Jw", "text": "My stomach doesn't like curry as much as I do, and this chicken curry simply isn't worth the sacrifice.  Naan 'N Curry tastes better, but I would take a date to House of Curries.  Free tea is a definite plus and I can drink gallons of it.  \n\nI think most people who want Indian food expect some spice, but my ex thought it was too spicy.  I love spicy foods and disagreed wholeheartedly.  I actually think it could stand to be spicier.  The naan was good--typical naan.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qu8CAL1egblZ38yPBkfD_A", "date": "2007-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8mTLmfDGCovfv10qmh01mQ", "text": "best naan hands down - order them one at a time so they come out fresh!\n\nwe get the aloo vindaloo (not on menu), tikka masala sauce (not on menu), and the chana masala - the best in berkeley and the price is perfect.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lxoiBVjI3whT-gUHxu0K7g", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BnLV7OdMK5MJg9E-Z7Q8Kw", "text": "Love this place. I eat here with my friends all the time because their curry is so damn good and addicting. Don't know what it is, but I want to steal their recipe. And I come here so often the cashier gives me a little discount. +1star\n\nAnd when my friends came to visit Berkeley, where did I take them? Sure sure, I let them try Top Dog and Cheeseboard - but it wouldn't be right to see them off without House of Curries! My tourist-friends later told me it was a good restaurant choice and finished every last bit of curry and naan. i'm such a good host hehe\n\nCheap. Fast. Delicious. (Authentic?) \n\nRecommendations: \nTikki Chicken Masala: Almost everyone orders this \n+ Garlic Naan: a must! regular naan is tasty too though  \n+ Mango drink: sweet, fruity, thick - the way i like it \n+ their milk tea \n= Two Thumbs Up!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "azCYdv0DvS5f-NZsWdC5pQ", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c8fxLYn8zMmxWMgcppW2zQ", "text": "Great food, probably the best in Berkeley, but I think it is really hard to give them 5 stars because it is a bit more pricy than usual, and moreover it is not full service.   I have no problem paying more for good food, but service is very important, experience is key to going back to a restaurant, but the food is probably the best, very vegetarian friendly, nice staff.  4.4 Stars if I can give ratings like that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2012-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CA2MeTZYuTyl3dc9RZCHUQ", "text": "I'd say I come here every week or two and always order the same thing: chicken vindaloo with garlic naan. I am rarely disappointed. The vindaloo is spicy, and the naan is perfectly crisp.  The staff is very friendly and are always saying how they are so happy to see me.  Good seating for Berkeley standards, and it has a nice little patio in front.  The inside seating can be a little drafty/dark, but a good place for a moderate size group.  Also, they are open until 11pm which is nice.  It can get a little slow if they are busy, so I recommend calling in your order ahead of time. \n\nI would have given 5 stars, but every 1 out of 10 visits or so, they vindaloo is not up to par and seems to be missing one of its normal spices. I'm not sure if they sometimes have a back up cook or something.  Overall, the food is still excellent, but in those instances just not what I expected.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rM24Ebr0rnCGpnJ2mYq9eg", "date": "2011-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EDDG4U7yNEuAifKVLEvYkQ", "text": "Chicken tikka masala is the dish to get. with potato naan", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U1RROS3TqnwtNiVqM3B5fg", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_EQPKE6-9Gur7SVquMcbZw", "text": "There's only a marginal difference between this place and Naan N' Curry, but I'll always prefer this place.  First, it's closer to campus. Second, it's cleaner, and third, they have patio seating.  We almost always get the chicken tikka masala with garlic and potato/aloo naan.  Good stuff.  The place is semi self serve in that you get your own water and tea.  It's always filled with students and the waiters are always friendly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8b21na12qClY2RkTOe-NwA", "date": "2008-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gP4ao2L3wjwHqPxcPGn8UQ", "text": "Hmmm I think it might be the nice scenery/interior and the cheesey naan thats encouraging me to give it 3 stars.  It wasn't terrible but it wasn't fantastic. Except the cheese naan. That was pretty darn good imo.  But then again I'm no curry or naan expert.  This place was pretty crowded, and we were served fairly fast but I might have to come back again sometime to comment on the curry.  For now it's 3 stars for the cool location and cheesy naan! Oh and the mango lassi wasn't half bad : )", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UxfLL7OjD38rKz5fhNiLAw", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gYpfetQz16H7ye4H24EgEQ", "text": "Whenever I crave cheap food or want to feel REALLY old, I eat around the Berkeley campus. Came in last night for some Indian food and we ordered a LOT of food for under $20... shocking, really.\n\nFought through the hordes of college kids to order our food and find a table. The place is a little grimey but for $6 Indian food, it's to be expected.\n\nThe food was great. Having been vegan for about 4 months now, I love how I have a ton of options when ordering Indian/Pakistani food.\n\nThere's a House of Curries opening up in my hood on Grand Lake - I wonder if they are related?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hRMpQlJQDObCpNSJ1qd_fA", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HkSDYixIfDT_GMCRzbfc9A", "text": "With friendly service, munchonme deals, and delicious Chicken Tikka Masala, House of Curries is my go-to place for Indian food, whenever I have the craving.\n\nIt's a little more expensive than Naan n Curry, but the restaurant, to me, seems cleaner and does not smell as much like curry, like Naan n Curry. Also, the Naan is fluffier at House Of. Much rather prefer that :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xiBGreimmO1XYqznZIwv1w", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ibxIJadwNS519sOBxJQ1Vw", "text": "OK, not sure if their prices went up or if I was underestimating, but CTM + naan will run you $8.49 including tax.\n\nStill worth it though... This is pretty much the only place that me and my buddies will walk 15 min across campus to eat at.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6i85NJg8YL4jcK8kROrkVw", "date": "2010-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ijW3gQ2agfES1ANhbYJwAw", "text": "the place says it all. if you love curries it's the place to go. i ordered lamb curry, it was delicious, spiced right. they serve huge naans too. the place is kinda tight tho but that shouldn't stop you from checking out this place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6td4KHPHpn1MiMHy-BHVRw", "date": "2011-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IwUhiA6YHfXI0YfxugD_LA", "text": "This is one of my favoritest places to eat.  The chicken vindaloo is sublime spicy yumminess ... if I go more than a few days without it, I start to get the shakes.  If you like spicy food, I can't recommend it highly enough.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J3oxiRBpcTmtTtE752hFwA", "date": "2008-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_L47aFzz-S_Mdp7PlgmK_Q", "text": "House of Curries is the place I go to for comfort food. My friend and I love coming here after midterms/finals. I love coming here to sit and chat, especially on a warm night.\n\nATMOSPHERE:\nI've never been to the one on College Avenue, but the one on Durant is located in a quaint white building that is actually a hotel. It's odd, but fits in perfectly with the rest of the oddities in Berkeley.\n\nI enjoy eating on the patio and there are umbrellas that shade you while you scoop up the remaining curry off your plate. Inside, there's ample seating. It has a very cozy feel to it and you can see the cooks preparing the curry and bread behind the register.\n\nFOOD:\nI always get the chicken tikka masala with their regular naan. I got their garlic naan before. It was a little salty for my taste, so I stick to regular naan.\n\nThe chicken is good and comes in large chunks. I always have to cut it up into smaller pieces but it's pretty tender so it's easy to cut. I'm not an expert when it comes to Indian food, but I do know that the CTM is very tasty. The portions look deceivingly small when the servers bring it to your table, mainly because the naan is huge. However, there is definitely enough curry for you to eat with the naan. The naan is fluffy and airy.\n\nAlso, when you order, you get complimentary hot chai tea, which you sweeten with their giant bowl of sugar that is conveniently located next to the dispenser. You can also get a large pitcher of iced water and bring it to your table. The tea is delicious and tastes great on a cold day.\n\nI love coming here, but I'm starting to question the cleanliness of this place. I found a strand of hair in my curry and my friend said he found a whole fly in his rice. Hopefully my food is clean the next time I go, because I'll be devastated if I can no longer come here for the comfort food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lu1e_Kop6INgtXrpkwqqBg", "text": "I am not much a connoisseur of Indian food but I figured I should review this place because its on my labs \"approved list\" of places to go for lunch.  \n\n1. Atmosphere --Clean and spacious unlike Naan and Curry.  They also have a nice outdoor dining area.\n\n2.  Indian curry makes me sick so I have only eaten tandori chicken breast here.  It is not dry like some places, spiced just right and the tomatoes are always fresh.  If going with the chicken I recommend getting an aloo naan.  The potatoes inside give it better flavor and it isn't as dry as a regular naan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mgq5oVsoaBNUxsXIAmKzSA", "text": "I recently had an epiphany: I love curry. So, there's no way I can ever give a curry joint less than 4 stars... unless its reaaaaaally bad. So 4 stars it is! I always get the paneer tikka masala with 2 garlic naans. Fills me up for lunch twice. I like how you don't smell like you bathed in curry after eating here (unilke Kabana, but it's worth it!) and there's outdoor seating. I love outsoor seating. I deinitely prefer house of curries over naan and curry for quality and if I'm on southside.... but if you're a big eater and want variety, the buffet at naan and curry might be a better fit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IIRFv4Q-O_aDWgwnRgxN1g", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PYofnx_YIR_O0ojdvEH24g", "text": "I love this place. They make tasty and cheap Indian food and they do it fast!\n\nTheir chicken tikka masala (I know, not really a traditional Indian dish, sue me) is delicious, as is everything else I've tried, but I'll be honest and say that I pretty much always get CTM. Naan is huge and well cooked -- hits that perfect balance between fluffy and crunchy every time. \n\nFree chai tea with your meal is a plus. \n\nIf you're getting your food to go, call ahead and place the order over the phone as you head out the door -- it'll be ready and waiting by the time you get there. I do this all the time and it's so great to skip the long line that sometimes forms for ordering.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vjWMqGJ9bJpUQ_1t44IuTQ", "date": "2010-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q7k90QDKBVStfIbbBBRNgQ", "text": "House of Curries is one of the many Indian restaurants in Berkeley.  I usually get the Palak Ghosht or Chicken Palak, which is a spicy spinach dish with whatever meat.  I like the palak here better than Naan n Curry, but its TWICE that they've burned my naan here.  Burned naan ruins the whole meal, since you use the naan to scoop out the morsels of meat and spinach and you come to realize that the restaurant doesn't care if they serve someone burned naan, as long as they got paid for it.  However, this has only happened twice.  \n\nI really love Indian Chai tea but it is sooo watered down sometimes, it's insane.  I feel like I'm drinking hot water that happens to be brown.  \n\nThe food is pretty consistent and the service is okay.  It's nice because you can choose to sit inside or sit outside on the porch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qqIgX8f5uIZbZK3tGPbnng", "text": "As a Cal student, the option is usually between House of Curries or Naan N' Curry. I tend to frequent the latter more often, but decided to go out to House of Curries with a couple of friends the other night and try to figure out the difference.\n\nThe menu is pretty much the same, but I feel like Naan N' Curry has more variety and selection. I ordered the Lamb Curry with rice. I decided to get it so I could stray away from the typical Chicken Tikka Masala but still have a taste of my favorite meat. However, I just wasn't that impressed. There was plenty of meat, which is great, but the taste just lacked a lot. I felt like I was consuming watered down curry, and the lamb itself wasn't seasoned too well either.\n\nMaybe it's because of the rush of customers that night, but most of my experiences at House of Curries have been just alright; nothing too spectacular.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2011-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SSLNqB2tm9JaTZj413KOBA", "text": "We got three different chicken curries and a garlic naan. They were all flavorful, but a little on the salty side. We also went during the dinner rush, around 7:30pm, so the seating in the front was full, but there was seating in the back, and the cashier was very nice about making sure we got our orders despite the longer than usual wait time. The food overall was delicious, and the chai tea was super good. I had two cups and wanted more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r9-HdNseh-ixxpBf5n9EIw", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tQbfgpZUBDBS-95FuTkZjg", "text": "It seems like this place shouldn't be that great. They play really awful music, on repeat, really loudly. It's almost always packed with obstreperous Cal students, it doesn't look like much and it's incredibly cheap. Plus they fail my basic test of an Indian restaurant: the quality of the yogurt. Their raita sucks.\n\nBut otherwise? The food is GREAT, and they are always consistent. The baingan bharta here is unlike anywhere else I've had it and it's absolutely delicious; it's cooked down to the point where it's almost like a thick creamy sauce, and the taste is fantastic. The tandoori chicken legs are spiced perfectly and never dry. Lamb dishes are all winners, and the tikka masala sauce is so wonderful I've known folks who simply ordered a plate of nothing but the sauce to eat with naan or a spoon. (I know, I know, tikka masala was invented to satisfy white people...it's still darn tasty)\n\nI went through a period last winter where I ate here daily for weeks. I always leave here feeling nourished, perfectly satiated and warm all over.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LHZoc2Ma7TtnaGC8ppHJXg", "date": "2009-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vGCvZtgzuK6B7JAh_gNhEw", "text": "I love this place. When I'm in the Durant/\"Asian Ghetto\" area and I'm wondering which place to eat at, this place always wins my vote. Their garlic naan is the best - nice and fluffy and pretty big). I love their paneer tikka masala - its perfect, and their paneer doesn't taste like readymade paneer. The people are always very nice, friendly and humble. I get cravings for this place, it's that good :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0eOlMXNChwiHoX229d4KKA", "date": "2010-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vPRlkXV2S3i10KW9yOnMBg", "text": "I ate here almost once a week when I was in college.  The food's good and the service is great.  Plus, the free tea is a total perk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U9Fq2ozFQ9t-NWpeKCnCbQ", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W-5xS-z_VBVTG-qoruB9Qw", "text": "This place is DA BOMB!\n\n* THE FOOD\nOne of the better indian foods I've ever had. Everything is well seasoned with the perfect amount of spices where it isn't too overpowering. Additionally their naan is to die for! However their roti was just so so. Also I don't usually like tandoori, but I decided to try their shrimp tandoori and was overwhelming surprised at how great it tasted and not dry or bland. Also their chicken tikki masala is perfect! I say EAT THIS! \n\n* THE AMBIANCE\nIt's definitely a casual setting meant for your locals so don't expect anything fancy.\n\n* FREE CHAI! I REPEAT FREE CHAI! Now go try this place already.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dDG45W_ia8xhg6BA_QGjgQ", "date": "2010-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wezx8v84IILOi_T5ebckGg", "text": "The lamb curry is one of my favorite alternatives to the Chicken Tikka Masala. Now that they are the same price, I would definitely go with the lamb curry since it's not as creamy and heavy. \n\nThe garlic naan always comes fresh and hot, ready to go. The garlic taste isn't overpowering and mixes well with the lamb curry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-WFIQoEoEp6v6UHfA2GGig", "text": "Great food and great prices! Excellent menu selection! Seating can be sparse at times.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OmrWu14jy72sDpxZTO4h-Q", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X2-YOfL6Lk2AvuyIPfAeXA", "text": "While I attended UCB, I must have tried just about everything on the menu. The chicken tikka masala is, by far, the tastiest item on the menu. If you are looking for something on the healthier side (the owner himself will tell you it's jam packed with heavy cream), I'd try the Saag Paneer, a whipped spinach puree which is spiced to perfection and topped with cubes of Indian cheese. The naan is always fresh and the free chai tea is always welcomed by the patrons. There are lots of seating areas and you never have to wait around for a table.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rauja-0ajOmQG9iT8tbBhg", "date": "2012-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XHfgSgm4TovkCylWektBqA", "text": "A restaurant with an unimposing (but has stairs) entrance, and a great place to find reasonably-priced Indian food. I really love their chicken tikka masala, with its creamy and spicy consistency, which is perfect with their wonderfully-baked naan bread to dip into... No need for soda here because the great taste of the naan dipped in masala sauce makes you forget about ordering something sweet for a while!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3SVO8PSA-QCDq4CyepSw-A", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xPTmkHlkASJry4R3e824_w", "text": "Average curry\n\nI ordered the Lamb Curry, Shrimp Biryani and an Aloo naan. All items were fine, quite tasty and good quality but nothing stand out.\n\nStaff were friendly and super polite service, it is convenient to campus and open later than others in the area.\n\nFree tea is a nice touch while you wait for take out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B7A8EhUulVRTzr83dtvV7g", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zUR3VPuAkG-_ewMoiWO9Sg", "text": "their homemade naan is amazing! sometimes they overcook it so its burnt which is a disappointment. my mom ordered a dish that was too spicy and they refused to let her exchange it. if they are going to have something that hot, they need to have those little spicy illustrations to let people know... because who would know that chicken tandori is hot? and most indian places ask how how you want it. my dish, the tika masala, was amazing and mild. \n\nfree chai tea and water :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "E6B9D1UTRshNLXL_uDGauQ", "text": "Ordered the chicken tikki masala (the thing that everyone usually orders) and am 100% sure I will never come back here again, not even on a CampusCred discount which was the reason I came here this time.\n\nThe chicken that I had in my meal was inedible. To be honest, I think all the chicken they serve here is inedible. When I ordered the chicken tikki masala, here's how the prep went: get a pan, dump about a cup of oil into the pan, get a spatula full of the curry from a vat that's pre-prepared, and then get four 1 in. x 1 in. sized cubes of chicken *from an uncovered plastic bin that's been sitting out for the whole day* and then cook it. No wonder it tastes so terrible. Probably not even sanitary... The chicken is clearly an afterthought in the dish. Would not come here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jHSMW6jyEJz_XsnsHUJjCw", "text": "I only ate here once, but it really hit the spot.   I was in the mood for a nice rich creamy tikka masala with hot fresh naan and house of curries delivered.  Wonderfully spiced curry and soft steamy naan.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nQ_J8s8oW3HzgQNE0HxrEA", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lsGXW-ux3NvRQOtmd6D5Rw", "text": "I'm still pretty new to Berkeley and I haven't tried a lot of places in the area but my friend (that went here for undergrad) brought me for a random Thursday night dinner.  We got the Chicken Tikka Masala, eggplant curry and 2 garlic naan's for $18.  Skip the eggplant curry but definitely get the Chicken Tikka Masala if you come here.  \n\nIt's not mind blowing but it's pretty good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w501uxxLr-q5FGNpMI1Zsg", "date": "2010-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LysUwPg3_gs9qbv1GmdrsQ", "text": "I have been going to House of Curries (or \"HoC\" as my friends and I like to call it) since my freshman year of college.  I have been an avid fan since that first fateful night I walked into this delicious temple of magic.  Alright, so the place lacks ambiance, and the decorations are less than authentic (Chinese lanterns at an Indian restaurant?), but that just adds to this place's charm.  \n\nHaving eaten at literally every Indian restaurant in Berkeley, I can hands down say this one is my favorite.  The food is flavorful.  The servers are friendly, and in fact one of the cashiers asks how my family is every time I go in after meeting them one time! \n \nIf you are looking for a fancy sit down place that will take your order at the table, then you have come to the wrong place.  But, if you are down to order at the counter and clean the fuck up after yourself after eating the best Tikka Masala, Biryani, and Naan in town, then House of Curries is the spot!\n\nSeriously this food is so good.  Go eat there now.  Do it.  I'm jealous I can't join you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_6VKIOtvy8IxhiGAdZ2IYQ", "date": "2012-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "X2ol5KcYIaiC_SBV43IqTA", "text": "if i could have paneer tikka masala, garlic naan, and samosas every meal...I WOULD. however, my bf doesn't think it's good for my health so we have it about once a week...more if i ask him when he's drunk! =]]] one time we were allll the way on warring st at 10:26...i thought HOC closed at 10:30, we ran our asses down there to discover that it was open until 11....best meal ever!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "l06vY3W92fSrD6vdmnqMMQ", "date": "2008-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YF88dbRhBRDAGsD3X8B27Q", "text": "Recently got take-out here.  The food was so-so in terms of flavor...for the money, you can definitely get better Indian food in Berkeley as this place is just about average in terms of $$ for generic Indian food.  I had the chicken tikka masala (sauce was ok but not super flavorful, and chicken was very dry) and the palak paneer (super bland).  \n\nUnfortunately I found a piece of cardboard in my palak paneer mid-way through eating it - EW.  While I suppose that's not the most disgusting thing you could find in your food, it certainly does not give me a ton of confidence that the conditions are sanitary and that the food is high-quality.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "k3ff4_sp4gUQkTytauC7Jg", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "ipZgPg8hgVRq49KJqUoLIA", "text": "Definitely wasn't impressed with this place. First off, the cashier laughed at the picture my atm card and was like \"hohoho you had a lot of hair\".  Yeah, thanks.\n\nAlso, going along on that wonderful service note, some of my friends orders took forever to come out. My friend ordered right after me, and her food came out a good 10 minutes after mine came out. \n\nFor the food, I've had plenty better curry elsewhere. Their curry is the type that gets worse and worse the more bites you take of it. Halfway through I was just like \"no, I can't eat anymore of this. its making me sick\". The naan also was pretty bad. It wasn't soft at all. Really dry and hard. \n\nSorry, but I won't be returning.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Mlx7ZLwbhzjU7RmRVs4ngg", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8_eW65-xM3D_ihBIE8-Tyw", "text": "I have never craved curry until I had House of Curries curry. \n\nI love the curry here. Although I only ever get the chicken tikka masala (with paneer because it's awesome), I always come back for more.\n\nNot only is the curry delicious, the staff is very friendly. My friends and I have befriended one of the cashiers, Bishal, and he's always nice and smiley. \"The same?\" he asks when we enter. Yep, he's awesome.\n\nGotta give a shout out to the tea too. YUM.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iBegiOT3ed1LhCcJ3olD-g", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B7cgfxydLdnOv1yhVFkQOg", "text": "House of Curries is a fun, simple, inexpensive and delicious place nestled quaintly inside of a white facade hotel. It's a bit incongruous, but the overall effect works very well.\n\nTheir food is undeniably delicious, and falls perfectly into that cheap comfort food category. All of their curries are spicy and very tasty. Nothing is overly greasy, or even greasy at all. The portions are perfect for a single person. Not to mention their incredible naan, which doesn't have even a hint of grease to it. Everything is just exceedingly well prepared, and quickly too. You'll maybe wait 5 minutes. Also at maybe 10 dollars a person, it won't kill your bank account. \n\nThe free tea, and pitchers of water are a nice touch.\n\nNot much can be said for the staff. They're actually really quiet, but nonetheless polite, and speedy. They'll gladly answer questions about anything on the menu, and generally seem willing to help you however they can.\n\nAs stated before, it's nestled inside a hotel. The whole feel of the place is quite fun because of it, and the outside patio area is really nice to eat on, especially during a beautiful day. Definitely take advantage of that.\n\nYup, cheap, tasty, nice atmosphere. 4 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HUVP0dp3OSz8P0H61XurJQ", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CjxT2pl-jvaPM4src1a5gA", "text": "FOOD:\n1.) Chicken tikki masala= This was good\n2.) Chicken something curry = Hella spicy! I'd prefer the masala one next time.\n3.) Garlic Naan\n4.) Chai tea = omg free chai tea that tastes just like milk tea if you add some sugar, mmm!! \n\n\nSERVICE:\nOrder at counter and they bring it out to you. The workers here are pretty nice. The prices are really cheap too\n\n\nATMOSPHERE:\nIn an old colonial building aha pretty random. But it has a nice patio area to sit at, and big windows with overhanging chandeliers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6_VkzelWeSHzjTVDlGl-Ug", "date": "2010-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iQDyU7K_YIEhvFmPYeIDCw", "text": "First time I ate lamb curry was at this location and it was delicious! Everybody should try the lamb vindaloo ,basmati rice and naan...yum!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hK0opJ_74zfE0-PE2_rngA", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LGQX4rQ9FPPpIPh1PYrGwg", "text": "House of Curries is so damn tasty!  \n\nI went here randomly last night...I was originally supposed to go try this fabulous taco truck with the sis, but since it was closed we opt for some curry which she insisted was \"the best curry ever!\"...\n\nBoy was she so right! I ordered the Chicken Tikka Masala and told the friendly owner to make it extra extra extra spicy ... I also got a side of naan and actually wished I paid more attention to the menu because I probably would have saw that they had garlic naan and got that instead...BUT still the original naan comes out toasty, soft, and warm =) \n\nMy Chicken Tikka Masala was served pippin hot (just the way I like it) ...the chicken was a teeny bit dry but the sauce totally made up for it...I made good use of the naan and wiped my dish clean... it could have been a bit more spicy but then hey I'm actually glad it didn't because I had a real bad tummy ache when I went to sleep... \n\nDespite having to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom for about two hours ( I know TMI) ....I would still absolutely go again... maybe this time though I won't tell them to make it spicy x3    =P", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1u3gz_vIKk6Gj3cV_9_3mQ", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sc0TGCUM1pUqqUMAErohug", "text": "I come here a lot.  I guess it helps that I live right down the street from it.  \n\nHouse of Curries has both its good days and it's bad days.  The food is still mighty tasty (though it may not be authentic).  Most of the time, the naans are cooked well, the biryani is tasty, the curries are flavorful (favorites: Chicken or Paneer TIkka Masala, Daal Gosht, the lamb saag ,and chicken vindaloo).  \n\nOccasionally, the naans are burnt, the tikka masala has been diluted with cream, the lamb curry/vindaloos was too oily, the biyrani was dry.... I think it happens when you go in at a slow time, or they haven't anticipated the number of customers. \n\nOf course free chai is a plus. \n\nAll of the flavored naans are also very good. love the onion and the garlic naans especially", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Dlrs36kh0j_zklHQO8nqVw", "date": "2010-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TVEWCopFJR5cJ6f-TombMQ", "text": "Flipping DEEE-licious.  Chicken Tikka Masala was super tasty.  I also had a sliced eggplant dish that was fabu.  The chutney was amazing.  \nIt was the depth of the flavor and the freshness of the ingredients that won me over.  Plus, the price is right (though the portions are small) AND they DELIVER.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nrk9zVcfESV4zvfsC6Mj8w", "date": "2007-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tvqBDKg5rfgzfFFcXvTiXA", "text": "Okay so I have eaten at house of curries three times in three weeks and I have had nothing but good experiences. First off I walked into this restaurant for the first time on a whim, my boyfriend and I were hungry and we just had a feeling about this place. So walked in and the guy at the counter was extremely friendly. He asked if we had been there before and we said no and he was eager to go over the menu with us telling us what he recommended. I would like to note that he didn't point at the most expensive item on the menu like some other people would do. He then told us the deal. You seat yourself and get your own utensils and there is free chai while you wait. We ordered Lamb, Chicken Tikka Masala, Rice, and naan all for $13. The food was great. Even if the service had been bad we would have come back. Every time I come here I enjoy myself. I have come at all different hours and with other people and the general consensus is that the food is good, the service is great, and the price is right especially for a college student.  \n\nI recommend the potato naan it is delicious.  The filling has a nice texture to it but you need to make sure to eat it while it is hot so it doesn't get to soggy. I will update this review as I try everything on the menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "caXt5XDfpPx5jo3QZjPyHg", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uJhtKBdTWUDM-Pcypa9f6w", "text": "I discovered my love for Indian food when I began studying at Berkeley. The only problem is, I'm not Indian so i can't really tell if a place tastes good or bad. But, I've formed an opinion about House of Curries..it's decent at best.\n\nI generally love naan with my curry, but almost every single time I come here, which is probably at least 3-5 times a month, my naan is burnt! =[ If you order the garlic naan, the burnt parts aren't too bad since the strong taste of garlic cancels it out. \n\nAll the curries here are pretty good. They also have a big pot of chicken tikka masala ready so if you're in a hurry, just order that. The paneer dishes here aren't too bad, just not fresh. I love the vindaloo, but alas! It's spicy, spicy so beware if you can't handle the pain. You're tongue, tummies, and bowels will be paying for it later that night and the next morning. \n\nIt's hard to find seating here at times, esp during meal hours, and service is kind of slow, but if you want Indian food near campus--this is the place! A better option and if you dont mind a bit of walk will be Biryani House on University and Shattuck.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3g_vgaCNlvR5uKmUkSz8Rw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YSArGnAXgEH8_XV0X0yXMQ", "text": "I really truly enjoy House of Curries. I had my first Indian dish at House of Curries 3 years ago and this is still one of my favorite Indian places. \n\nPersonal favorite? Chicken Tikki Masala. I'm not a fan of too much spice so I always go with this. The tikki masala with some naan [either garlic or regular] is great! There is free tea and water which is great to enjoy with friends. \n\nThe customer service is great as well. There's not too much table side service, but there isn't need for any. You walk in, order and then sit down where you want to. The waiters will find you and bring you your food. I know people don't often clean up after themselves, but I just find that cleaning up and placing all my dishes in the bin kind and courteous! \n\nThis is my apartment's go-to Indian place. We love it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RUXeyp_Af2C5t9JFyJlBQ", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2359t25J65MedKw2hpwyyQ", "text": "Very average Indian food, pretty expensive for what it gives.\n\nService/Decor: Usually very loud, service is decently fast, unlimited chai is definitely a  plus. \n\nFood: I'm not a huge fan of the food here. I got the Palak Paneer like I usually do at Indian restaurants, and it was pretty greasy and bland. The naan isn't seasoned properly and some of the rice in their dishes are hardened. Honestly, I can't even tell the difference between Naan N Curry and here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "s69iap42QT4vLXm_W3KWsw", "text": "I have nothing negative or positive to say about this place.\n\nIt was just a-okay for me. The food was okay. The naan was cooked well and the curry dishes were flavorful. \n\nNot the best Curry place in the area and certainly not the most memorable, but it is pleasant enough and tasty enough.\n\nMany students frequent this place for their inexpensive price and generous portions.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rke-uYHINHJmYKk7nXxzYw", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gEOJ8wr4oSNjMTsToifWuA", "text": "got some tikka masala chicken with a munch voucher but passed on the rice since i didn't feel like paying 1.69 for it.\n\nthe sauce was creamy and a little spicy but the chicken meat was very dry, not tender.\n\nfriendly and fast service. fast cuz food was premade. would be 3 stars if the chicken was tender and more bitesize, not the size of meatballs.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iQRkYhmsA7_kDmUpCL-_kA", "text": "Being a fourth year at Berkeley, I can't believe how long it took me to try this place out. My first time here a while ago was fantastic. I ordered a garlic naan and a chicken tikka masala. I was stuffed and still had enough leftovers to last another meal.\n\nThe next time I came, I was sure to bring my boyfriend so we could team up and finish everything while it was still fresh. We still got the garlic naan and chicken tikka masala, but added a side plate of rice. It was delicious! The sauce was rich and creamy with a hint of spiciness. I happily picked away at the naan while he scooped up spoonfuls of sauce drizzled rice. The bill was $11, which is way cheaper than getting 2 separate dishes from the ghetto across the street.\n\nHowever, I came here today and was extremely disappointed. We got our usual, but the tikka masala sauce was way diluted. I couldn't tell whether I was eating sauce or water. Also, we usually wipe the plate down with the naan. But today, there was a whole layer of sauce left on the plate. (Either attributed to too much water, or just because it wasn't that good.)\n\nI'm still going to give it 4 stars, because I'm forgiving and maybe they just had a busy/bad day. But I probably won't be thrilled to come back for a while. And I just hope that next time they will treat me right.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6GBFjAso9wiQPNFhyohnbg", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "zKjnwY72SNtCpGKTcojOig", "text": "Sigh...........I would give a 0 star if that's an option.\nand I feel bad to feel 'obligated' to disclose my experience\n\nWe went in one afternoon.  There were no line, about 4 tables were seated with scattering crowd.  Totally not busy.\n\nWe ordered samosa, aloo gobi, a vegetarian curry dish, rice and one naan.  There were two staffs in front, one cook, one cashier.\n\nWe waited, and waited, and waited.......for 30 min, 40 min.  We went up to the cashier, he said, it's coming it's coming.......ok, food arrived, partially, after 45 mins after we ordered.\n\nAll the dishes we ordered are not impressive at all.  Very blend, naan's not so great, sauce not so good.  I would say it's below average.  I would've gave a three star review just to be generous......but here's the deal breaker......\n\nas i said, the food were partially arrived.  We had to waited for another 10 minutes for the aloo gobi to get to the table, while our naan, rice and curry had showed up 10 min before hand.  I asked the cashier (who's also the runner for food) that we are still missing the samosa.  He replied, it's coming, it's coming.......\n\nWe finished our food and waited for another 5 min.  There's a mini line start to form as it's the early dinner hour (around 5pm) and he's busy taking order and receiving payments (it's a pay in front operation).  We gave up.  I went up to the cashier, requesting a refund for our samosa.  He got anxious, checked the ticket, opened the 'microwave' and GRABBED THOSE TWO SAMOSAS WITH HIS HANDS, WHICH JUST TOUCHED SO MANY BILLS AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE, AND PUT THOSE FOOD ON A PLATE.  I was stunned.  He said, here's your samosa.  \n\nMaybe it's not a big deal for some, but, well, it'll never be justified in any health code standard.  Dirty hands touching food?  \n\nI said to him, I can't eat it, I saw you taking cash from customers and went on grabbing my food without washing your hands.  Please give me my money back (and I am having this urge to call the Health Dept).  He pounded the samosa on the prep board and open the cash registered, took some cash out and gave it to me, didn't ring the credit in and didn't say a word.\n\nI am sure he's not the owner........and I would've fire this guy if I am the manager there:(\n\nI can't recall that I have ever have such a terrible experience at ANY Indian eatery ANYWHERE, including the ones I had complaints before.   House of Curries on Durant really made ALL THE OTHER competitions a much better choice.\n\nI am sorry to post this terrible review but I think yelpers should know...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Gdphi0HDz-mVKeUlPkBcrw", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6ZjjTOT7UGnbABqlGBrUoA", "text": "chicken tikka masala and garlic naan. \nall you can drink piping hot tea. yum. \n\nalways a solid choice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-r3hHtcz2QzhLMtk3u3Sow", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jyEMf9_vVU298tI-oiiU8w", "text": "I was waiting in the parking lot of Andronicos for the hail/snow to melt before I drove home because I didn't want to crash (it was a crazy weather night!), and this guy comes up to my car and asks me to roll down my window, and asks for a ride, says he owns the house of curries and walked to andronicos, and if i'll give him a ride he'll treat me to dinner.\n\nIt was really nasty out, and I felt bad for the guy, so told him get get in & I'd give him a ride. As he's getting in the car, I have that 'oh f*ck' moment when I realize maybe it's not a good idea to give strangers rides on Friiday nights on Telegraph Ave.\n\nAnd as we're pulling out of the parking lot, he's talking about how he used to want to be a meteorologist, and how there was a tornado sighting in the bay area.  It is then that I realize I may have let a crazy person in my car.  There are no tornadoes in the bay area, and if there were, I would know about it!\n\nSo I drive him to the house of curries and drop him off.  I tell him I'll be right in.  For a moment, I think about just driving off and never coming back.  But then I decide to just go with it and enjoy his kindness- I go find a parking space, and walk back over to the restaurant.\n\nI had a great dinner on the house, the owner was super nice, and now I have a favorite place to go in Berkeley!\n\nPS - When I got home, I checked the news, and there WAS a tornado ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nJ3l3S_zOnyV1RIKGYABow", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LOza87dadsOynnHTk6eiSg", "text": "So good. I fucking love old man curry.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VmlTWbWhZDAyc9GXJ45xpw", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NAeALk6VJ_WnJkvGAgxs6g", "text": "This is the place to go if you're on south side and are looking for Indian food. The food is really good, and it's affordable too.\n\nPerhaps the best thing about this place is that they have a lot of weird curries that you can't find at a lot of the other chain Indian restaurants. The bittermelon curry is an example of this (try it, it's really good).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2007-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iXDn0H41yFloY4EJCod9pQ", "text": "The chicken tikka masala is mindblowing and the naan is delicious.\nThe free tea is pretty bland by itself but try adding a couple spoonfuls of sugar and it tastes a million times better.\n\nThe cooks are super pervy. They were all gross and smirky, blatantly taking camera phone pictures of me and my friend when we were paying. Yuck.\n\nAll in all, it's so good to find an Indian curry place that doesn't give me the runs or make me shit out blood.\nIt's worth smelling like India until you bathe and change clothes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CIIUJG7MLbKG096z49Dyvw", "date": "2007-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "kt8f5LyfRyZwFFUmqaj3iw", "text": "Horrible, horrible service and I only was able to take a few bites of the $9.00 dish I ordered.  Oh, and the \"service\" part is practically inexistent. You serve yourself pretty much, so it is already not worth how much everything costs. And the atmosphere even leaves something to be desired. However, the FOOD was the most disappointing of all. I ordered the mushroom masala and it was pretty much a PUDDLE OF GREASE (and a really small portioned puddle of grease...not at all worth the $9.00 I paid for it and the wheat roti, which was burnt and practically flavorless) . I asked about the oil and the server was completely inattentive. Also, I had to remind them to bring out the roti. Ughhh. I am extremely unsatisfied with this place and will never go here again! (And I was really hungry too...so considering that I found the food here really disgusting on an empty stomach...that's how bad it was....) All in all, my experience here was an extreme bummer. And my stomach is starting to squirm just from a few bites of that oily mess.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1yN58kjtt_Kv91yc3ZteNg", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "7U_rG3NbsjHmp2yJAUwYRw", "text": "Did you hear that explosion? No? Well you should have because this place is BOMB!!! Food is awesome, service is even better (customer service, not really table service because there isn't any). My favorite thing to eat here is the Naan because it makes you feel like you're eating a warm, crispy, fluffy cloud of goodness. \n\nSide story of their awesomeness:\n\nMy gf would always order a plate of tomatoes and onions on the side with our food because it makes us feel healthier and they taste good with the curry. One day we came in, ordered our food, and Rashad (one of the workers there) remembered to add the tomatoes and onions, for free! On a later visit, my girlfriend and I were eating our food contently and out of nowhere comes a waiter with a plate of tomatoes and onions! This was months after our last visit and we were so happy and surprised that they remembered such a thing. \n\nRashad ( I hope I spelled your name right) thanks for the awesome service man, we will be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HE_rQgiFst5z610WDTuzNQ", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "HX1Keg4QU7bl7f_klOhGYg", "text": "DISCLAIMER: My reviews of Indian food are written from the very partial perspective of an Indian person from the South Bay, where there are very good Indian restaurants. With that said...\n\nThis place is disgusting.\n\nCome here if you want curry that tastes like Easy Mac.\n\n2 stars because I like sitting on their porch, eating samosas and sipping on free chai. And the people inside are really nice.\n\nBut honestly, what I've eaten here is tied with Naan n Curry for the worst Indian food I've ever had.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Yom4tN3G6K4RAEloinm_dQ", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "jXsVo1DqMHkhXtol0C6xNQ", "text": "I ordered the lunch special Chicken Tikka Massala and was quite disappointed. The chicken was very dry, and the sauce was bland.  The veggies that came with the plate actually had flavor and weren't that bad. I would've traded in half of my enormous mound of rice for maybe one more little piece of chicken, the plate only came w/ three pieces. Definitely not coming back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "JnZ_nfQXNGQ6iof6HJdDBg", "date": "2010-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bETKRJP4M5qvg7sHL3pSNg", "text": "I used to dislike house of curries, but then, eating there means you're not eating at one of the places across the street, and also, I really like the free chai.\n\nI've had a bunch of the dishes on the menu, and in general, I prefer the vegetarian dishes (even though I am not a vegetarian).  The veggi korma is what i usually get.\n\nOne thing that is very important, though, is to go in a big crowd and have everything family style. All of the dishes get somewhat old after a few bites, so it's nice to mix things up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "af32Z-gQbcKwtU6VQihEjA", "date": "2009-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hw8TWhya3x6qcWGjue11mg", "text": "As I give the rating, I am conflicted, because the food is 5-star but the place/environment/service is hardly a 2 star. Ever since this place opened, just like Nancy said, I never ever went back to Naan N Curry again.\n\nHOC's naan is infinite times better, and I get chicken tikka masala all the time cuz I like things sweet. Yes, sometimes the 5 pieces of chicken you get in the curry is dry and overcooked, but I don't eat it for the meat, I eat it for the hella delicious naan, so fluffy and angelic. Garlic naan also hella good, I'd say there's $1 worth of garlic on there, so it's worth $1.99 if you wanna splurge.\n\nIf you eat curry for the meat, try Raj Cafe in Albany on Solano instead. But if it's for the naan and the curry sauce, this place is awesome. =]\n\nBUT there is the bad... the environment. Water smells kinda funny, utensils and plates aren't quite clean... one time, I waited almost an hour for the food to come, and all 5 of us were starving, it was ridiculous. We had to ask multiple times, and then they brought us some curry, which is great, but the naan didn't come til like 10 min later so the curry got cold.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2008-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kVw-5kEfBuyD4ywJQkfqCQ", "text": "I love this place! It tastes great, not pricey, and doesn't give me a stomachache like Naan N Curry does!! And the location is great. Close to campus. Friendly cashier too. I always get garlic naan + chicken biryani + lamb curry + chicken leg tandoori. Chicken tikka masala is great also. Sho good. Recommended!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jIllv_or24bQ97niC0OWDw", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l58mfP4dPZ0Q7w509hVJoQ", "text": "Now that I've graduated from school, I don't get to come here as often as I used to as an undergrad at Cal. However, I make sure to stop by for a meal anytime I happen to be in Berkeley. Any east bay residents in search of Indian restaurant should definitely check out this place; not only is the food good, but excellent customer service as well. The cashier has become familiar enough with me to give me a warm and friendly greeting when I approach the register, and he even remembers my usual order so that I don't even need to tell him. A much appreciated gesture considering the fact that the workers at many restaurants and fast food places act as though they don't recall ever having seen you before in their life no matter how frequently you order food there. Extending the courtesy of not only a friendly demeanor, but also bothering to remember what specific entree you order, are indications that a business truly does appreciate its clientele and I can honestly say that is the customer service I've received from the cashier here. \n\nAs far as the food itself, one thing you can definitely count on at this place is consistency; the chicken tiki masala is always delicious every time I come. And although you might think that since it's a considerably popular entree, most Indian restaurants serve good chicken tiki masala, that is not the case. I've eaten some very bland versions of it at other places, which makes me appreciate House of Curries all the more for the reliability of its consistently good food. Oh and something else to appreciate about this place is the complimentary tea! Most Indian restaurants charge you for ordering a cup of tea with your meal, but House of Curries offers a free tea to its customers when purchasing a meal. This is one gesture on their behalf that I most assuredly appreciate and serves as yet another reason to become a regular customer here. \n\nAnother quality I enjoy about this place is the actual space of the restaurant itself. Since the building is actually an old hotel, it gives the place a certain degree of old-fashioned charm to it, which is much preferable to the more contemporary-looking buildings that house most of the other businesses along Telegraph near the campus. I especially like the outdoor seating areas; perfect for lunching with friends on sunny afternoons in the spring or summer. Ever since my friend Nancy introduced me to House of Curries, I was immensely impressed with this place and would regularly come to eat here in between classes. I prefer this place so much over Naan N' Curry on Telegraph, and I highly recommend House of Curries to anyone planning to be in the Berkeley area and who's craving some good Indian cuisine. Trust me, you won't regret giving this place a try; in fact, you'll most likely keep coming back for more.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "efeXIVU3KSA18bBU8egnEg", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nx4MI3uyIi587cPZWnOq8Q", "text": "I hated Indian food and all its cousins--Ethiopian, Egyptian, etc.  Until I tried this place a year and a half ago.  The naan and chicken tikka masala won me over, and since then, my palate's ever-expanding, which is probably a good thing.  \n\nAmbience is okay.  Better than most other Indian restaurants I've been to, and while the prices aren't necessarily cheap, the man behind the cash register's got a pleasant enough demeanor it makes me think, \"He's not ripping me off, and I think he likes me.\"  It's a good place to hang out and talk with a couple friends, isn't awful dirty (which is a restaurant prerequisite for me), and makes for a tasty (albeit food-coma inducing) meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2007-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sageuahrNz0Fbv6OP9FcGA", "text": "This is a fairly decent Indian place if you're in the mood for Indian food and don't want to travel too far or pay too much for solid Indian food.\n\nI like their potato naan.  & their chai tea.  The chai tea is free, and this makes me very happy.  I normally order the chicken tikka masala and the chicken tikka kabaab.  I don't really like the chicken actually.  It's really dry, but I find this to be the case with a lot of Indian places...so maybe it's just me.  They give you a lot of naan, but it's just okay.  Definitely nowhere near the best naan I've had.\n\nThe pros: cheap, convenient Indian food fix.  free chai tea :)\nThe cons: mediocre food really, about as clean as all the other places on telegraph and durant...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xfbSQGUaUAlkQ_v-ZCR09A", "date": "2008-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "udzbXIfso4IcT67efYAcgg", "text": "This place is great!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8-9Veg6YWTBcAXegjr8ymg", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vw9e44RGCHEUPUtVjsRFRQ", "text": "I was really confused for a while because I always had thought this place was just a hotel since it never had a House of Curries sign...but turns out it's both! They finally added the sign recently and I came to eat with some friends.\n\nThe food in general was good, I got the chicken tikka masala. I'm a big fan of the sauce. the meal comes with a large piece of naan you can enjoy. Service is sorta slow though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wvUFGdsbs5Xef1Po4xb_Uw", "text": "My friends and I always take the circle table under the hanging ship from the ceiling near the window.  Countless times we have sat here studying or after an exam and indulge ourselves with the DELICIOUSNESS OF INDIAN FOOD.  \n\nI was so happy when this place opened.  I never stepped foot in Naan & Curry again.  The foooooooooood is so good.  Aloo naan, garlic naan, or plain naan so fresh and delicious and big coming out of the kitchen in piles.  I like the GHOBI GHOSHT (lamb with cauliflower) the besssssst!  Sometimes their specials are very good so don't be afraid to try something new.  Get some of that green sauce from the fridge, i like it on my rice when i get biryani.  Don't forget to get a tall mango lassi too.  \n\nThe guys behind the counter are the friendliest people ever.  I've become very good friends with them and the owner (see my pictures!!!).  \n\nI brought them the newspaper when they were voted Best of Berkeley 2007---which they most definitely are!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SX_SMrddkDU5dySbsZMu9A", "date": "2008-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x6ZlG2CJJ85zfmOC2WiB3w", "text": "Great place for that Naan and Curry craving.  I suggest the Garlic Naan with the Chicken Tikka Masala, and a cup of milk tea to go along with it.  Very good food, very cute atmosphere and good, fast service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GeyVltgrlgvpqG01e69EvA", "date": "2006-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YTJItndrH2aBCtPeIqEr1w", "text": "This is the best indian food that I have had and I've had quite a bit of indian food. Actually I have had a couple places that were equal, but for higher prices.\n\nIf you each have a curry and your own rice/naan, it will be about $10 each. But if you do 3 people on 2 curries, or even 2 people on 1 curry, each with their own rice/naan, it will be about $7 each and you'll be satisfied. Also there are some great vegetarian curries that are cheaper, and probably healthier. Plus you get free unlimited milk tea!!!! \n\nService is great. They used to be bad about refilling it, but I have not had a problem with it in the past year. They are very friendly and you can request it mild or spicy and they will actually oblige you.\n\nI love the: chicken vindaloo (potatoes mmm), chicken karahi, and the vegetarian mushroom curry (lots of mushrooms mmm). The rice adds a lot of flavor that the naan does not so I prefer it. \n\nTheir mango lassi and desserts aren't nearly as good of quality as their main dishes though.\n\nIf you have a friend who says they don't like Indian food or spicy food, have them order the chicken tikka masala mild (which, btw, goes much better with naan than the rice)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bP3d8owFQT795t3Vdv2c2g", "date": "2009-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8QLHS_IY7Bz0FSIHPMpGhg", "text": "I'm pretty happy there is a better curry place (than naan n curry) near the UC campus because, although they're supposedly run by the same people, hoc is way better than nnc. \n\ni wish i could get vindaloo without the potatoes and more meat. my favorite spicy dish there *mouth watering* the garlic naan is amazing as well as their green sauce and free milk tea. sometimes the milk tea is empty and you have to bug the workers to refill it. nice location and the restaurant kind of livened up that area otherwise known as weird hotel in middle of durant. \n\nit's probably not the most authentic indian food around but it's close, cheap, and yummy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BjCsHsjfJ-a8FVsvab0lGg", "text": "This place truly deserves a 0 star rating. The food is terrible, the customer service is pathetic and the restaurant seems extremely dirty. \n\nI have been to this restaurant twice and both times have left unsatisfied. Initially, I thought it was just one bad experience and I should give this place another chance. Unfortunately, I was wrong. The food was completely tasteless - case in point, the chicken jalfrezi tastes like chicken dipped in salt water, and looks regurgitated. \nThey don't seem to have the slightest idea about what Pakistani/Indian food is - case in point, the chicken biryani had huge slices of partially cooked tomatoes and green chillies, and tasted like boiled rice with salt.\nThe presentation of the food is completely unappetizing and the quantity is minute compared to the other Pakistan/Indian restaurants in Berkeley (that's a blessing in disguise!)\n\nI would not even recommend this to my worst enemy.  Yelpers, be warned!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "aZK6CwG3efw2RIgtN0bRgw", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bzljySAPYPANX5hXD6B44Q", "text": "Confession: I've never really liked Indian food... until I came to Berkeley! Seriously, chicken tikka masala has to be THE most delicious dish in the history of dishes. I'm pretty darn obsessed.\n\nAs for House of Curries, this place is \"okay\". Personally, I prefer Flavors of India on Bancroft because their dishes come with rice (an essential for chicken tikka masala!).\n\nHouse of Curries is pretty conveniently located though- it's right across from Asian Ghetto, but as far as overall Indian food goes, the quality is about average. The tea they served was a little too watery, the chicken tikka masala was too spicy (and not creamy enonugh!), and the garlic naan was all right.\n\nNonetheless, there are so many Indian restaurants in Berkeley, that you shouldn't limit yourself to one- try them all!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "D74oxHTPhc4lUl6TBhFyTw", "text": "I have yet to have a better Paneer Tikka Masala! The samosas here aren't as good as Naan N Curry, but they are still worth ordering.\n\nThey also open until midnight, so it is sometimes a good idea to stop by after bears lair! But... just be careful the next morning = )", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KVoYCx8tvlxxAqEi2jZ5fA", "date": "2010-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GdvYsPbSfmAgSM0uWWPhmg", "text": "Second time I've been here, first time I ordered to go. This time, I took my parents to \"try something new\" ^^ It was Game Day so it took a while to get our food, but when we did it was delicious and they thought so too! +1 for good daughter points!\n\nI ordered for us four servings of naan (garlic, onion, 2 regular), Chicken Curry, Chicken Tiki Masala, and a vegetable plate that I forgot (cauliflower + potatoes?) In the end, I still like the regular naan and the Chicken Tiki Masala the best. For three people, this was more than enough, I still brought home a bit of leftover naan.\n\nAnyway, I haven't had much experience with Indian food, but this place makes me want to have more! I really want to try the lamb dishes or the prawns next time yay.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZIj6gD0NSxv2RcgXsR_lSw", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NrFL_4g5b46HlTceTHYpJA", "text": "Place isn't bad. Would call it a college-student staple. Chicken tikki masala is good, lamb vindaloo as well...but hey, can't beat the price and the location.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pu__ZiSyI6wMWxpU_9wdiQ", "text": "Though not the best indian food ever, its super reliable, fast, and cheap. Definitely 100x better than Naan n' Curry. The food is always tasty - I've never had something I didn't like.  Occasionally they have cool specials like squash curry - mmmmm.  Also, free chai tea! The servers are always friendly as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4voJtLif2mzi84XUsjHAJw", "date": "2008-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qURM-6Nzqin5SwVr9jtf7g", "text": "This is the nastiest chicken tikka Masala I've ever had yuck! Even the garlic na'an was nasty and how you mess up bread I don't even know! But the one star is for the tea that was delicious.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pTUFRVjtnmjYO0Wco-p-gw", "date": "2012-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RvB9dL-9ocN2b48cz6-GDg", "text": "My friends are probably reading this review with a shocked expression. I love house of curries, and continually boast about it all the time. I'm even in the facebook group, \"House of Curries kicks Naan'N'Curries' Ass!\" So why the four stars?\n\nOne star is for the fact they're cheap. Paneer tikka masala (enough for two), debuts at 5.99, last time I checked. They've raised the price of naan, but it's still a ginormous circle that will fill you up for just a dollar sum'n. You could take a date here, go dutch, and leave with 5 dollars out. YES PLEASE.\n\nNow, moving on to star two, cheap is not always good (though always preferable). This place has amazing food. Absolutely delicious. The Paneer tikka is my crack, though their Daal is also good. Sometimes the naan is warmer than others, but it's still pretty solid food.\n\nThe location is also great. It's close to campus, it's got a nice deck for good days, it's spacious (though sometimes a bit noisy), and for christ's sake they have a crystal pirate ship chandelier. Heck Yes!\n\nThe owners are also pretty friendly. The owner of said location calls me \"Zoff\" (he can't pronounce my real name, that just makes it cooler!) and has given me free naan and dishes! before. Testifies to how often I come here! (and why i'm constantly in debt!)\n\nBut listen, guys. I wouldn't be real with you if I didn't kvetch a little -- hey, no one's perfect! It's sometimes a toss-up between creamy tikka and feeling gross sometimes afterwords (the infamous \"delhi belly\"). Unlike other indian places, House of Curries puts milk in the free chai  tea beforehand (annoying for vegans). \n\nBut it's free chai. it's cheap food. it's good service. Some gripes, but \"Zoff's\" a fan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2TmPUEkk77H4PZG2lrVDOA", "date": "2009-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VObD_40tE4_4gtN8uSjKZg", "text": "Mmmmmmmm. Chicken tikka masala. They do it good here. Good I say. The chicken was \"eh\", but the sauce was where it was at. A must get whenever I visit here.\n\nTheir chai is kinda watery, but what do you expect with free chai? At least you can add as much sugar as you want to it. Enough to give you the jitters while dipping your naan in your tikka masala sauce oh my god i'm so hungry right now.\n\nHaven't tried the location on College Ave, but its on my list. Another time perhaps.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2010-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vVvtk_SeKy6qY_LMAc1xbg", "text": "amazing curries.\n\nwonderful chai.\n\ntandoori is legit.\n\nmore people need to enjoy the samosas.\n\nbut try vik's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YACoUjX6fLLhwGh4zKPgcQ", "text": "I come here all the time, one of my favorite places in Berkeley.  It's not a fancy place, but you get your food fast and I've never had a problem with not getting a table.\n\nI've had pollack paneer, tikka masala and lamb curry here and it's ALL delicious.  The naan is hot and fluffy.  And of course, all the chai you want, and they're pretty good at refilling it when it runs out.  I have to say though that the chicken in the tikka masal is rather dry, but the sauce makes up for it.\n\nIt's a little more expensive than Naan N Curry but well worth the price and you get a lot.  I usually split one curry with a friend.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2010-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "11cirFVd7oBmHWJPMgQ9yg", "text": "I'm full. And pleased with what's inside me. (Yes, that's what she said)\n\nI can't believe I walked past this place so many times without trying it! Met a friend here for dinner. Yes, the beverage area is a tad sketchy, but it's a nice place for a meal and conversation (if you find a non-wobbly table).\n\nThey have some interesting tea that comes with the meal. Try it! It's good.\n\n2 things that set House of Curries apart:\n\n1. Ample indoor and outdoor seating, yet you order at the counter, so you don't have to pay a tip!\n\n2. It's raised above street level, but not quite on a second story. It looks like you're dining in a more expensive place, but you're paying the same as any other indian place (hah).\n\nI had the Chana Masala, which is garbanzo beans in a really yummy sauce. It was tasty by itself, and killer with naan. And I'm even happier now that I looked up the nutritional value of garbanzo beans: http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=58 Apparently they're really good for you!\n\nMy friend recommends the Chicken Tikka Masala, because it's his usual, but he warns that sometimes they chince out on the chicken.\n\nEven the guy at the counter was really friendly! I was fully satisfied by all aspects of my experience here, and I think it deserves a higher average rating than 3.5.\n\n(Addendum after I saw someone's review complaining about the music: I love the music!!! It sounds like indian techo/dance music or something. I wanna know where I can find some of that music.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q749TIqmrGx8PBa7wupe8Q", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "hG5raj81LQ1LqNk0F-sqYw", "text": "Richard P, I had to write about this place as soon as I saw your review so I could urge you to try ANY other Pakindian near the Berkeley campus.  House of Curries is guilty of everything you say they aren't guilty of; it's precisely Indian for white people.\nSince they opened I've tried them maybe once per semester, each time hoping they'd get better, but they haven't.  I won't actually say they're bad because they don't deserve so harsh a word.  It's just... there's a certain magic to good Indian food that House of Curries doesn't understand, or perhaps shies away from.  You know?  The food does its job on me, but it doesn't give me a hard-on.  And good Pakindian should.\nGranted, HOC is cheap and convient (particularly for Berkeley students), but so are a fair handful of places where there is indeed magic to be found.  My very favorite thing about Berkeley is that I can make it through any lecture by dreaming about what I'll eat when it's over.  And House of Curries just isn't on my dream list.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nTtPQ4-wBLQuY_c_UJNVNg", "date": "2008-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "19WW20VKNbmc5KgSfU1OIA", "text": "I came here today with a Munch on Me special ($3.75 for Chicken Tikka Masala).  Great deal!\n\nThe restaurant is in an interesting setting (converted house), casual decor, plenty of tables inside and on the patio, and centrally located in the campus area of UC Berkeley. There were a lot of flies buzzing around but fortunately none of them tried to land on my food. The guy at the counter was very friendly and even gave me free naan since I only had a credit card (they take credit cards, but apparently he didn't want to bother with charging me $1.50 for just the naan and just told me to pay another time). \n\nThey offer free chai tea with a meal (serve yourself). The chicken tikka masala had plenty of large chunks of chicken and a wonderful sauce to soak up with naan. It wasn't very spicy so next time I will make sure to ask them to spice it up! \n\nSeems to be a very popular place, judging on the number of people eating there. I'll be back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "89dX_yDmaRKVz_xrRIvNzA", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "awOWXxuRSosugvBbvjOl3g", "text": "In brief:\n- Hands down, 100%, 5 stars, no question about it - this has the BEST indian food in the bay area. Nay, in the world (except, most likely, India). \n- I may not be that exotic in my choices, but I've tried a variety of their dishes. Every single one is full of flavor, heat and spice. The winner, though, is their Chicken Tikka Masala. \n- The Durant location is randomly placed at the front of a hotel, but don't be dissuaded from going in - you will not be disappointed! Go in and order at the counter, grab some utensils, plates and water and you're good to go. \n\nIn depth:\n\n- I went to House of Curries several times a week through most of college and never ever ever got tired of it. The service is personable and quick, their selection is diverse and the food is just absolutely perfect. \n\n- I usually get Chicken Tikka Masala because it's just too good not to. I know it's a bit boring, but their chicken is flavored to a T and the masala sauce has a slight kick that just makes my mouth water. I seriously have never had a better dish than this anywhere in the U.S.\n\n- The people behind the counter are all very sweet and patient. They even remembered me after 2 years of being out of college - I'm telling you they are fantastic people. \n\n- Overall, I am giving House of Curries my highest recommendation of 5 stars. I would travel across the country to get my hands on their food. In fact, I have.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xzZcN4IBwi7jvGWkWmPuKg", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rCuvGUFJX_VQBhkYixLLaw", "text": "cheap, delicious indian FOOD!\n\nI usually order one dish and one naan, and share it with another person if i am not super hungry. \n\nI really like the chicken tikka masala here. I guess if they threw in a couple more pieces of chicken, it would be 5 plus; but then again, it wouldn't be at that fair price.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ed20T0T3jkAqVBBiyXju6A", "date": "2010-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ryBR1WCbfnpT4jd6ZJkBLQ", "text": "YUMMY!!!\n\nlamb vindaloo, spinach paneer, chicken tikka masala are all delicious here! and the indian family next to us ordered the same things as us so we felt like we must have ordered the right things, altho you probably can't go wrong with anything here. same with the naan - garlic, onion, regular. all good. altho i can't really taste the differentiate the three, maybe because i keep dipping it in my curry so the flavors get all entangled. \n\nwarning: the lamb vindaloo is not for the faint at heart. it is SPICY and even my friend who claims he has a large tolerance for spice had a hard time finishing his portion.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Os7XnHJYLsHFhOsiMLQ6mA", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EWMk6tw-u71i7nZVLxoQZQ", "text": "Although I've mentioned House of Curries in my reviews of other Indian places, I just realized that I've never actually written a review of House of Curries... So here it is!\n\nHouse of Curries is my favorite Indian place in Berkeley. I've tried a variety of things on their menu and haven't been disappointed yet. My favorite, though, has got to be either the Chicken Tikka Masala or the Veggie Korma with their Naan or plain rice. I also really like their mango lassi and even their complimentary tea.\n\nAlthough there are other Indian places within the proximity, this is the one I always recommend to people. The food is great, there is good service, and the atmosphere really makes it a great place to eat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "E1BiUk1559ULo8fkNYrK4g", "date": "2010-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yPF0GEjGFnnd39_o5qF03A", "text": "I discovered this place with my boyfriend. We were in Berkeley on an errand, and I was craving Indian food. I ordered takeout from here when I moved. \n\nWhat I've tried so far:\n+chicken tikka masala - yes, I know it's not authentic Indian fare, but it sure as hell is tasty! Their chicken is a bit dry, but the sauce is so good that I don't really mind it so much.\n+veggie samosas - yum! Stuffed with a perfect blend of potatoes, spinach, and spices. Plus, they're a pretty good size, and they don'd scrimp on the filling.\n+Aloo naan - So yummy, great for mopping up the tikka masala sauce!\n+Garlic naan - I love garlic naan, but I wasn't impressed by theirs. This is the only thing I've tried here so far that I've been disappointed in.\n\nI really need to try some new dishes here, but I love the chicken tikka far too much!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3s6fU95xPA3LapyPblhUSA", "date": "2010-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "zHwRQP9TF8SJyslJ9i70lg", "text": "Hungry after long hours at work, we realized that our chances of meeting the following requirements were unlikely:\n\n-Open late Monday night\n-Not expensive\n-Not too divey\n-Within walking distance of downtown Berkeley\n-Flavorful\n\nThankfully, House of Curries was there to save the day (err late night) with some great Lamb Vindaloo ($7.99) and Ghobi Chicken (6.99). All of our requirements and then some were met. Hungry, grumpy, pessimistic Nick H. was converted to stokedness.\n\nPluses:\n- Nice and attentive staff who genuinely smiled and laughed it off when Mari C. dumped about 5 gallons of Cha on the floor.\n- Significantly fresher tasting than its nearby competitor Naan n' Curry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jLEmSTm3fXdaNbAk4-AAjQ", "text": "Fundraiser for Ecuadorian children here TODAY (Thursday 6/17). Bring a flyer.\n\nAlso I still love the paneer tikka masala. I don't know what they do here that's different but their paneer here is one of the best!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2010-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "g1Qbob-ENRREhcsHCwV_Hg", "text": "The food is cheap and tasty, the naan is massive and it is close to Zellerbach, campus, and Telegraph for all of your dessert and shopping needs.  Though if you are looking for cloth napkins, table service and a laid back place to chill, than I would pass on House of curries, this is a serve your self type of place.  That side, they have a killer patio and a lot room for groups.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2010-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "BoOq9hhyK5WpBQi1Km-xvA", "text": "** I am a native of India who has eaten at every single Indian restaurant in Berkeley at least 3 times each, read the bottom of the review for my complete ranking list or look in my Yelp Lists ** \n\n** Begin Snobbery ** \n\nFor higher rated restaurants, my reviews are very thorough with lots of explanation. For inferior Indian offerings such as this place, I don't bother with elaboration. \n\n** End Snobbery **\n\nOh dear, the humanity!\n\nThis is why Yelp needs to implement a 0-star option.\n\n-- Entree Taste: 1/5\n\n-- Naan: 1/5 \n\nIs this Naan or a cracker?\n\n-- Price/Value: 2/5\n\n-- Service: 1/5 \n\nDirty forks / spoons not washed properly, put back to be reused. Complaining results in grins and shrugs from the employees. \n\n\n*********** RANKING LIST ****************************** **************\n\n-- I will keep updating this ranking list as I get time --\n\n1) Flavors of India / Kabab and Karahi (tie)\n2) Himalaya\n3) Punjabi By Nature\n4) Chaat Cafe\n5) Priya\n6) Viks (yeah, I know I'm going to get a lot of flak for this one, but it's true folks, severely overrated due to bandwagoning)\n\n7) Breads of India (OK, but overpriced)\n8) Biryani House\n8) Khana Peena (the one on Solano, a little better than the other one)\n9) Pasand (OK, but severely overpriced)\n10) House of Curries (College)\n11)  Kabana (Great food loses massive points for racially based treatment of customers)\n12) Tandoor Kitchen\n13) Khana Peena (the one on Shattuck, absolute trash, avoid) \n14) Indus Valley Restaurant (literally serves frozen vegetable curries)\n\n**Now if I called Khana Peena Shattuck trash, then you can imagine how the following are...yeah...these don't deserve to even be ranked**\n\nHouse of Curries (Durant)\nNaan N Curry", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LXSHSIkqsuwTRCxjyJurbA", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-RyRTLxi9PD02RTcteDcIQ", "text": "A few friends and I can here last night for some post-meeting food. Indian food is known to be pretty spicy, right? Right. Since I'm a spicy-food addict, I ordered my chicken vindaloo extra spicy. It came and I anxiously scooped up some sauce with my naan. Mmmm...the delicious spicy taste of Indian spices...is what I expected. But my dish was just slightly spicy with a much stronger tint of sour. Sour? Yes, I said sour. House of Curries used to have pretty good chicken vindaloo, I don't know why/when they began making it taste sour. This wasn't the first time either, I went with a couple buddies last summer, and it was the same taste (which at the time, I thought was just a fluke). The short drive to Vik's on 4th Street or Chaat Cafe on MLK/University is worth it for better quality and tasting Indian food.\n\nAnyway, the vindaloo+naan came out to $9.33 after tax, which is about 50 cents more than Biryani House. House of Curries also uses white meat, compared to Biryani House's dark meat. I'm a dark meat person. I'm also a person who likes my Indian food spicy...not sour.\n\nNo thanks to House of Curries, I'm sticking with Biryani House!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2sKvON3YU5o59Z_N1vzsJw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 6, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VHYScLarK5lnDA-bTutBWQ", "text": "This homey establishment is located directly across the street from the infamous Asian Ghetto. Went here for dinner and I have to say the dishes were pretty solid and moderately priced. \n\nThis thing that sets this place apart for me was the FREE Milk Tea. Thats right, all you can drink milk tea with your meal. WIN.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RD6iIhtUpPEE552JNHpIiQ", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 21, "useful": 29, "funny": 30}, "review_id": "14zdnaer53rq_GiSaYCcFQ", "text": "When you're in a hurry for cheap curry, there's two options this side of town and after today's meal, I'll conclude they're equally as awful. Were it not for the palate-dead majority of Cal kids, this place wouldn't earn cent except from the obliterated and/or desperate. On the plus side, this bite and bounce joint has a great patio with a view of scenic Durant. The staff's pretty chipper and helpful, the naan is a perfect circle and the chai won't make you any poorer. \n\nBut that's where the party stops. Sure, it comes out quickly, though what does that say about the freshness and quality? The paneer is firm and bland, and palak literally look like what comes out of Popeye's can. It leaves a distinct aftertaste too. The tikka masala is basic cream and tomato sauce, lacking any trace of spice kick. And despite basmati having 40% more olfactory goodness than other rice, it's bland an unaromatic. The saving grace is the garlic naan. \n\nCurry on out of here, quick!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1kpMAKRZuAz3OzxBav3XTg", "date": "2009-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kZuEwQ1aUF2FNeacZASCPQ", "text": "Four stars for all-you-can-drink Indian chai tea! I could sit here for hours drinking mug after mug of this stuff.\n\nFood-wise though, I love their delicious garlic naan. It's fluffy and warm on the inside and crispy on the outside, perfect for scooping up bites of mushroom masala.\n\nI make my friend take me here whenever I drove up to visit. Must find an excuse to come back soon!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "exVzet9UvEY69NPMyG9AMQ", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lc3CDAEefElmxjyEMclJQw", "text": "This might be a biased review because in my mind, I keep comparing it to the appalling Naan N Curry.\n\nI had the Chicken Tandoori and loved it.  A breast for just $4.99 = awesome.  It was just spicy enough for a little \"tssss\" when I was finished.  I couldn't suck the bones clean though because there was a little part that was bloody.  Not today, Salmonella. \n\nTried some Chicken Vindaloo and was satisfied.  \n\nBummed I didn't know about the free chai before hand.  But you can be sure I'll be all up on that next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nFtof3oLdgVduSP2LrWhow", "date": "2009-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "5iyQ7TtXZrBkTrIh7Fkp5w", "text": "I have House of Curries on my cell speed dial. The only other people/entities that premier on this very VIP list are my mother and BearWalk. From campus I have to walk down the entire length of the main Telegraph riff raff to get to my hood, so the prospect of making a pit stop at House of Curries always makes the bum insults more bearable. \n\nMy usual is paneer tikka masala paired with an onion naan, always leaving me beyond satisfied. I have been too faithful to this combo, but my experiences with  the other vegetarian dishes have been at least 3-star quality. I've heard the less frequently ordered dishes by gringos and college students, such as the salmon curry and lamb dishes, are pretty good, too. I'm really critical about naan, but the naan from HOC are pizza-sized and just the right thickness (could be a bit thicker, perhaps), perfect for generously swiping curry or tikka into its well-seasoned folds and into your mouth.\n\nSome asides: \n\nThe self-serve chai is a nice touch. The guy at the front desk (who has come to recognize my voice via cell) unfailingly encourages you to take a cup, even if you're just waiting for takeout. \n\nThe takeout containers are plastic, most convenient, but if you get takeout here often you might eventually start your own HOC containers collection. Unless things have changed since I last digressed to Naan'N'Curries, \"over there\" they use paper-based Chinese takeout cartons which don't cut it with tikka massala. You just end up with a mess inside of your plastic takeout bag. Which usually has a hole.\n\nSo, do the right thing and go to HOC. On moral grounds, if anything.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cQjj-h47uUf-X5XIpRIM3A", "date": "2009-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "VLo8mXSMUwJCpicaw4twCw", "text": "J: \"That guy with his high school son at the next table keeps looking over at us. I think we're being too loud and inappropriate.\"\nD and A: *takes pictures of themselves making funny faces in my camera*\nMe: \"Do you think it was the breakup talk, the random sexual encounter talk, or the drinking talk?\"\nD: \"Probably all of them.\"\n\nIt's not amazing, but jesus guys it's not bad. It's more aestetically pleasing than naan and curry, and the food is slightly better quality. It's not great indian food, but it's cheap and fills the spot. I love their spinach and lentils and the homemade cheese they have here. \n\nSo I went in last night with some friends from out of town. We got a table on the patio, some free tea, lots of garlic naan, and had slightly too loud and very inappropriate conversation. It was us being in college and enjoying our immaturity while still possible.\n\nThe tiki masala is okay. Their mango chutney is bomb and I am a fan of all their vegetarian dishes (I do eat meat, yet I feel they often overcook it here). Everything is well spiced, rice is never burned, and the naan is good.\n\nI've  had better indian food, but when you want something cheap and convenient, this is the place to go.\n\nAnd in the middle of the meal as man and son are leaving:\n\nMan: \"Excuse me, what year are you girls\"\nJ: \"Third year students.\"\nMan: \"Okay...\" *walks off*\nMe: \"Oh god, he was probably thinking that's what his son will be like in three years.\"\nA: \"Actually he was probably thinking 'Oh god, my son will be dating a girl like that in 3 years'.\"\n\nGreat memories, good food, hilarious incidents.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2008-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "YXP8NHnzxPzxIqEBjyWM8A", "text": "Okay, due to time management issues, I'm going to try for shorter reviews. Is that even possible for me!?! I dunno, we'll see =3=\n\nI've visited this house at least 5 times, one for a Hep B Project fundraiser (HEP B AWARENESS YEEAAAHH), and all other times with some sort of voucher. No shame!\n\nBut amidst my frequent visits, these are my true feelings.\n\nHouse of Curries: you burn my naan, you make my chicken tikka masala oily and clumpy, your chicken is dry, and you provide me with wobbly tables. Why do I keep coming back? Oh right--because you keep doing MunchOnMe and CampusCred deals. Arggghhh my kryptonite.\n\nThe service is fast, and food is out in 5 minutes. There is complimentary chai tea to the left of the cashier. And there are at least 15 tables, inside and outside, to sit and chill. And enjoy their wobbly tables.\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nDun come here. Go over thar.\n\nIf I were to rank the Indian places I've eaten at, it'd go:\n1) Currylicious (in Oakland)\n2) Indian Flavors Express\n3) Mount Everest Restaurant\n4) Shalimar\n5) Naan N' Curry\n6) House of Curries", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "3rpVRCwkcZq4AvcfjxW0zA", "text": "Attached to a hotel, House of Curries occupies the front part.  Cheap, delicious food is what is offered here.  Let me just tell you that the Chicken Vindaloo is spiiiicy. (I am a spice weenie.). Let's just say that a drip of sweat was streaming down the side of my head.  Tandoori chicken, naan, and samosas were all solid.  Plus, free chai is always a plus.  Water pitchers are located in the soda fridge.  Help yourself.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SFBfsySKt-Rb5aBovef78w", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "yxmMiKl_9SEprhlthYbR2w", "text": "Six bucks for a steaming plate of chicken tikka masala curry and three bucks for a fat slice of garlic naan...enough to satisfy two hungry girls! Delicious and ideal for poor, starving college students. They also have this non-sweetened milk tea (the boba kind) for free on the side. The only downsides are that the curry doesn't have any veggies in it and that the chicken is a tad on the dry side. Granted, it's ridiculously cheap, but still, it'd be nice to have some colorful veggies to keep the ever so slightly dry chicken company.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LT80YQROO_9at9B2V_SzdQ", "date": "2009-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hGb9hvqLdAgDgXVYWbBbUA", "text": "You don't go to Naan N Curry or House of Curries for spectacular Indian food - you go because it's cheap, fast, convenient, or open 24 hours for those late night tikka masala cravings. That said, I have to admit that I have a soft spot for the House of Curries on Durant. Before H.O.C. opened here a year ago, this was a mediocre pasta restaurant that eventually closed down because having two mediocre restaurants right across from each other is redundant. Gypsy's thus ended up being the \"favorite\" mediocre pasta joint amongst the college masses.\n\nWhich begs the analogous question: why H.O.C. over Naan N Curry? They have the same menu, the same deliciously free (or freely delicious) chai, even the same ceramic cups and orange-juice jugs of water. For one, the H.O.C. on Durant is much cleaner and aesthetically appealing than the Naan N Curry on Telegraph, with decor on the walls and Indian music playing. But the real reason why I love this branch so much is the service - the guy who takes your order, presumably the owner, is unfailingly friendly. He greets you, acknowledges if you're a usual customer, and asks if the food was to your liking.  Considering that they get so many kids coming through here for lunch and dinner everyday, that kind of courtesy is practically unheard of.\n\nFood - 3 stars. Service bumps it up to \"Yay! I'm a fan\" 4 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xax0BUVHbUHbF42JSxPaUQ", "date": "2008-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oGJjbiDjfZzWJCRMtjbjzQ", "text": "I'm so happy to have found good Indian food in the neighborhood. The vindaloo is HOT HOT HOT spicy. Love it! The chicken tikka massala is so creamy I can feel my love handles growing as I eat. And the naan is really soft and smooth. I know it's just bread, but somehow it's so much better than bread.\n\nIt's one of those places you order at the counter and they bring you the food. The atmosphere is quite informal, but clean and friendly (unlike nearby Naan 'n Curry).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2006-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "lHiQvRtK4HBy6KXJ8ZieiQ", "text": "This is a really great place for Indian food.  They have the water on the side and CHAI!!! I love Chai and it is right there and readily available for all.  Food is excellent, trust me.\n\nProblems: bring down the prices just a little bit, please!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FN9GBf0qq5Bd2kDnIBh90w", "date": "2008-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Toq8nSbCPLJ0SM_iBBAAYg", "text": "My sister will be going to Cal this fall and we were here to see her counselors so before her appointments we thought lunch was in order. So many choices around telegraph its hard to choose. But I'm a fan of HOC on College, she's never tried Indian food so we figured its time for her to expanded her horizons. She tends to be  \"particular\" about what she eats so I was a bit worried, but we ordered the Chicken Tikka Masala and Naan. Got some rice too and for me some Aloo Gobi. She seem to like the Tikka masala and dipping the Naan so for an introduction it seemed a success. I hope once moving to Berkeley she'll be more adventurous or at least head over to House of Curries now that we've been there. The price is right and they give you plenty for your money. This location has a nice deck to sit outside on a warm day, which was very enjoyable and relaxing.\n\nWill I come back to this location? Well only to have lunch with her, because I still like the College Ave. the best. But if she calls me up and says \"lets meet and get Indian food\" that's close to the dorm, so yeah I'd go back to this location again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h0fNBxo0qFtrxX59PIzv1g", "date": "2008-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QfpwAp53h_DIfzph0IMIbQ", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 9, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "riH7bMIuVeZPlbzCJflmjA", "text": "It's always a satisfying experience here, but nothing gourmet, which is somewhat expected as it's located a block away from campus and is constantly filled with rowdy college students.\n\nI like the vegetarian dishes here the most and though I personally do not favor the chicken masala that much, most people I know recommend that. Do get the garlic naan though.\n\n+complimentary chai", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4fqfc2jv7SBnA5ofVDeeYw", "text": "went there with my husband and kids .I got the lamb and beef plate,my husband got the falafel and the kids got beef gyro and chicken gyros.\nTo start with i loved the cleansiness of the place since its really small and crammed between a bunch of  other food places ,it was really clean ,small but clean.\nPreparing our order didn't take more than 5 min.\nmy platter was huuuuuuge big portion of meat which i loved the most and the salad was so fresh yet lacked some seasoning but still loved it .The hummus dip was great too and i loved the lavash bread waaaaaaaay better than pita bread you get at mediterranean resturants.\ni got a bite from the kids gyros didn't like the chicken one but the beef was great the kids really loved it and finished the whole thing and i really didn't expect them to do so since the gyro was so big.\nThe falafel? oh wow  that another whole story. Now i'm from the middle eastern origin and i really know my falafel and which is good and which ones are not.  these falafel tasted the closest you can ever find here in the states to the real deal falafel in egypt. absolutely,amazingly reeealll good.\ni'm definitely  going again for the falafel", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDpUshn1Ch50xjh_0-7njQ", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "68PwrH1KfHlGNcwtKlFE1w", "text": "Not sure what all these negative reviews are all about? Sure, it's not the cheapest place in the world, but the food is great! I had an Adana (lamb) Kebab - nice, seasoned lamb with rice, salad, and pita with hummus - for $10. Didn't take too long either. I'll definitely stop by next time I'm near Cal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lSG5OJ0c3xZn-mdW76ekMA", "date": "2012-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aZYdCT_1PCVjMA82uEfhAA", "text": "The food is somewhat bland. Also, it's slightly more expensive than D'Yar around the corner, doesn't have a soda fountain, and has an $8.00 minimum charge on credit cards (although they rang up my $7.90 tab on a credit card with no complaint).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "f85oxxiDLFAeG2Ogxck6tg", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bs-kmbk4bYfBVogNDzF-9w", "text": "The lamb gyro was good, a bit on the pricey side though. Somewhat salty but I'm not too familiar with Greek so I'm not sure if that's normal. It had some delicious sauce and fresh veggies: tomato, cucumbers, onions and lettuce. \n\nThe other time I was here, I got the lamb plate. I don't recommend that. The meat was too rough, I couldn't chew it. I think I'll stick to DYAR instead for that plate. All the times I've been there, no one else is there so its good because the service is faster.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2011-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cidf5GTNszD1L0epFIkFwQ", "text": "Ok i usually never write reviews but this was a must. I came here in the afternoon a couple days ago and I was amazed with what I got. I ordered a lamb and beef gyros sandwich. The meat was delicious and it was stuffed with fresh veggies. I payed around $8 for the sandwich and a drink, not bad at all for the size of the sandwich! Not to mention, the owners are very friendly and the restaurant was super clean. It seemed like they were always cleaning.. I would definitely come back here again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PzPeGLKnnwi2XImp4wz-2w", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cKqT9ygYBuIv5GgQUzn79Q", "text": "The place is a tad too expensive for the meal but their baclava is the greatest thing I've had. 4 stars for the best baclava I've had. If they reduce their prices a bit, this would be a really nice place to eat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IGdu8HcfHhG-z-jhkm5BEA", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fOEDHemu8VofUFEE_Urmcg", "text": "I just had a lamb gyro and man was that good. it's kind of a hole in the wall place like all the restaurants here but I really recommend it.  it was just under $8.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HhXdkoeKws3JPMNyeJLnGw", "date": "2012-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gfJxIndYyAHbPgaekE-Vww", "text": "Cheap food and fast service, can't get any better than that. I would appreciate if they had more \"diversity\" on the menu. I believe me, and most other customers, would come purchase their food more often if they offered more different meals.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L-uaPxUwH-D-qNOImy9qnw", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HlPAwF6zc4QaOBE4v8R93A", "text": "Came here late one night because we had just left Kip's, and it was nearly 2am...so there were not a lot of options for us to get a warm meal. We stumbled upon Cal Gyros, just glad to see that they were open. However, we didn't know that the place was cash only, which probably started us off on the wrong foot with the owner. We ordered a chicken gyro, which came out looking nothing like a chicken gyro! More like a small watered down burrito, it was so bland! Perhaps I just have a higher standard for gyros, because the first chicken gyro I ever had was in Greece and it was REALLY awesome...but this \"gyro\" was at the very bottom of that spectrum.\n\nBottom line, the service was rude, the place feels dirty, the food is shabby...probably not going to be back here again, unless its 2am and they're the only place open.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "lZj3Utk7pIcujJ_h8eObCQ", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nlvit2REo_SwPDmVutrJ0g", "text": "I haven't had much experience with Middle Eastern/Mediterranean food, but I thought this place was fine. The owner seemed quite friendly, which is always a plus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce1pzEZtUKA_ug_NoMv51Q", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OjdO3XCQNkhMwjIWYipDEA", "text": "Definitely not the best gyro I've had and I like to try a lot of these places. Their portion was very small and I didn't really like their choice of veggies or sauce. I would also say it's a bit expensive for the quality and size ($7) Although, the owners were very polite and nice even during their late hours.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4TJF62R5ytolOmiMWKtjGA", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-oqxKvHHzmp0UcQHWsEoxQ", "text": "Pros:\nOwner is nice, service was fast, open late!\n\nCons:\nExpensive for what you get.  The flavor was just off for me on the beef and lamb gyro wrap, but I know others who like the taste.  The meat is cut pretty thin, which is probably a disservice to the owners because it makes the wrap look smaller.\n\nNot really sure how this place stays in business to be honest.  There's better tasting and cheaper Mediterranean restaurants, but sometimes it's late at night and you feel like giving the owner some business.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "b3TB3iII9-rmd4c_J-18xw", "date": "2011-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OTDSwWEWbU9AJHLzCSeZwA", "text": "Lamb plate-10 dollars, got it recently and was really disappointed. The meat she shaved off was very tough and should have been discarded. The person who got served after me got the really good juicy meat.  I've seen other places toss the meat away when it is obviously old.  There was a lot of rice and it was a bit hard and tasted dry.  The cucumber tomato salad was actually the best thing and unfortunately the smallest portion.  Like another person who reviewed the place, I also thought it looked like a lot of meat, but it's arranged so you only see the meat, then later you see it's a thin layer. The slices were thin and kind of sandpapery in texture  I guess they don't care if people don't return, I'm certainly not!!!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "uYZ7uToHaPznNbwaMI3ZMg", "date": "2011-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wJN1rmUZZKob8byzZuUfxw", "text": "The owner is a really nice guy but the gyro I had was not a \"Greek' gyro  No pita or tzatziki sauce, despite the pictures showing otherwise.  The meat itself was greasy, greasy, greasy. Maybe if I hadn't tried the lamb/beef it would have been better but I think I'll just stick to other places for gyros.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hTR5QFkagm-qC2MJEvIqgA", "date": "2012-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XVLmp-Ko5EEbkCt-60E-og", "text": "I used to go this place more often when I was a student at Cal. They have all varieties of gyros and kebobs both wrapped and on plate. I prefer their plates with yoghurt sauce on the side.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "r-R9iXslw_auA_hm5GCOTg", "date": "2011-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MT2-xf6VogE52BGWNyohBw", "text": "Find this \"hole-in-the-wall and you will be rewarded with a Gyro that actually has all-fresh ingredients as well as the most authentic tasting (LOT'S of fresh roasted LAMB with garlic and spices!) wrapped with a beautiful Lavash rather than a \"doughie\" pita that drowns out the flavor. \n\nI'm from NY (big deal, I know!) and I've had the best that the NY greeks in Astoria and Brooklyn have to offer and this place rivals them, right down to the kalamata olives in oil!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mdRKWAH75b7v3O6GXLJ0fw", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "66U0YKJ932IGqb9nv5bdDw", "text": "After the bar closes....definitely come here.....the owner is a really nice guy....fast service..good tasting food...only negative is the $8 min purchase for ATM...I recommend the lamb/beef gyro..or the combo...be sure to get it mild or spicey....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eNX6YE8lw8rVczBOFU6P6Q", "date": "2011-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HlPDWJz5N0YiLZ2tNLYtNw", "text": "I decided to try this place a while back. To be honest, I expected a lot better for what the owner raves about all the time, fresh ingredients, real meat, blah blah blah. When I got it, I didn't taste it any of those, cuz the gyo was just WAY TOO SALTY. I even had to buy a drink immediately after so I could actually eat it. I actually ended up throwing away 1/3 of it after I finished my drink, it was just too unbearable. His drinks were ridiculously pricy too, maybe that's his strategy of making a few extra dime. Definitely stick to the more well-known places around the area like sunrise deli or dyar if you want Mediterranean food", "stars": 2, "user_id": "X_wvLxE6hwxaYFfT_V20xw", "date": "2011-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iLuq5nzGf3eQyC-2U5eekA", "text": "I got the lamb gyro plate. Around 10/11 bucks which is sort of expensive....\n\nYou're given a good amount of meat slices but they were way too salty and the salad even was bland. I had to buy a drink to wash down the saltiness. You're better off with another Mediterranean place down the street since there are a couple within the campus area", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_w3S0jHmzO8Lw4wCCJkINg", "text": "Sitting with my meal writing this review.. Wow, i really miss the guys that ran this place back in 2000-2002.. I've been coming back every so often and each time it's a new owner, new menu, higher prices and less amount of food.. Today is the first time i couldn't get what i've always ordered, a simple chicken plate (grilled chicken over rice topped w white sauce and sprinkles of something with a large* side of hummus and salad).. Today the only option is gyro or chicken kabob (over taxed=$12).. She handed me the sauce to top myself, no sprinkles :-(.. the flavor is still good but i think its time to let go of my dear memories and find a more consistent restaurant! Let the new Mediterranean chicken plate search begin!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Blzza2QKiVIz0-TZ_u4dXw", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "uvNXImNadk6JCE3CTZz1Rg", "text": "Honestly, this place is a rip off. There are so many other places to go to for legit Mediterranean food. My chicken gyro (no other side dishes) was a woopin $8..like are you kidding me? I thought as a little extra service, they would add in extra tzatziki sauce in a small container, but nope, only a little bit of sauce inside the gyro. \nThe gyro isn't even a gyro. They use tortilla as a substitution for pita bread..in a gyro?! The chicken is juicy I admit, but everything else was a hot mess. The gyro was more like a burrito than what it was supposed to be, which is very disappointing. I'm a person who loves Mediterranean food and I don't expect much (just good pita bread and tzatziki sauce) but this just didn't cut it. \n\nThe service was okay. The ladies were fast with cooking the food, but with the amount of people there, it could've been better.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "NsbqphcAejuSreELScrElg", "date": "2011-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Bunzt7pqo_ffoUtk1NrFLQ", "text": "I've gotten a gyro from here once, and I honestly cannot complain at all. The owner is this amazingly friendly man who engaged in conversation with me for the entire 15 minutes that I was waiting for my food.\n\nHe was talking to my friend and I, and he handed me a plate of rice along with chicken, lamb & beef to try. He told us that he made his own hot sauce, and that hot sauce was SOO good!!! I had the falafel gyro and it was deeelicious. It was pretty big, so I had half for dinner and half for lunch the next day.\n\nI would definitely come back here since they're open so late and that man is such a sweetheart!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TNDp-pa7IHl8SlssQxE-5A", "date": "2012-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qgEx4cus-f9vgc5aBFJ8fQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "9E85tHadgLrLmYciOx76fg", "text": "IIRC, this place is where Meesha's used to be. Is there an Asian Ghetto rule that the same kind of restaurant needs to take over when one folds?\n\nAnyway, I love me a tasty lavash wrap (Much prefered over pitas for me) so I was excited to see they made their gyro wraps with it here since Meesha's did their wraps in pita. \n\nI got the beef/lamb gyro in lavash. It looked good when first presented (maybe a little on the small side) and the eating started out OK too. Grilled lavash, cucumbers, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, tzatziki at the top . . . but then a bite later I got to the meat . . . and it was doing a nasty dance on my tongue. It tasted dry, burned, and weirdly plasticy. \n\nI was raised to always finish my food. You know people starving in Africa and all that, but two bites later I'd had enough and tossed the rest into the trash. It was the worst tasting meat I've eaten that I can remember.\n\nMeesha's wasn't exactly gourmet, but they never invoked my gag reflex. Sunrise Deli is 2 blocks away and is great. Go there if you're in the area and  jonesing for a tasty wrap.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2010-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "08TqLoYHuBMM7kLFRo69EA", "text": "Top Dog. Ahhh yes. The best thing to grab after a long, late night of boozing. There is a solid variety of sausages, plenty of relish, sauerkraut, onions, mustards (love the hot mustard. It's mouth-burningly spicy!), and ketchup to add on top, and a gruff but sufficiently friendly staff. This was a regular late night spot for me in college.\n\nI last came here with my brother and cousins after drinking at Thalassa on Shattuck this past Christmas Eve. Top Dog was actually open at 2 a.m. on Christmas morning. The guy working the grill was super cool and goddamn the bird dog I ate really hit the spot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vSTi9G85c5c8RNPFIEMETQ", "date": "2007-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0Bi0cgju7KFaSBnMZPkSZw", "text": "This used to be my favorite place to go to after a day of studying. There is a good variety of hot dogs to choose from and there is always a hot pot of sauerkraut. My favorite was the chicken apple. The place is pretty small so dont expect to stay there to eat, but it is definitely a great place to go to get a quick bite to eat!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PKcZbbYSppcsjkg4ShNerg", "date": "2008-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0Eqok9i7AFwtIvtFcNXN1Q", "text": "The veggie wienie with spicy Russian mustard kicks some major ass!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6bfcLLL35DpsxAxxk5ZNAQ", "date": "2006-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0JOF91-oGtYAmPbez8JqHw", "text": "I've actually made special trips from sacto with friends just to grab a top dog....\n\nopen late, bock wurst, surly dog servers, and politico cartoons all over the place. what more could you really ask from a hot dog spot....oh wait ...i do have a complaint... diet rite cola and rc?? are you serious...wtf is this the early 80's...??\n\nbad soda aside...seriously this place rules my world.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "njz9449inMpLVCBtD5yzlQ", "date": "2008-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0kT3eok-ElmniVJgJDCKpw", "text": "i dono which ones i've gone to, but i've been to 2 of the 3 in berkeley. \n\nTHE LINGUICA (in my opinion) SUCKS BALLS. i thought i would be adventurous and try somethin new ....... never again. \n\nstick with what you know here. LOL. and gatDAMN i love that russian mustard :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BgObg7RHVzoApT7e1o-e0w", "date": "2008-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0lrIJci48_J26i2XLIamIw", "text": "How can a Cal Bear dislike Top Dog? It's a Berkeley establishment! \n\nATMOSPHERE\nIt's a tiny place, to say the least. Expect to take your dog to go or eat outside on the curb. There's barely enough room to fit those who want to order a hot dog, let alone eat one!\n\nThe workers, especially the main guy, is very interesting. He doesn't like to chit-chat and he's not that friendly. He's actually pretty pushy but it makes sense since he's trying to get in as many orders as possible.\n\nI love the eclectic decor inside this little joint-- it's very Berkeley. I recommend browsing the walls while you wait for your dog (that is, if the loud worker lets you stay inside...).\n\nI never come here for a meal; I only come here for late night cravings.\n\nFOOD\nI've tried:\n1) Calabrese (Italian)-pork, paprika, chili, fennel\n2) Hot link (Louisiana style)- beef and 4 kinds of pepper\n3) Lemon chicken\n4) Chicken apple\n\nThey're all really, really good. The dogs are juicy and bursting with flavor. I like the bun as well because it's toasted/grilled and it's crispy. \n\nMy favorite has to be the HOT LINK but damn, they don't lie when they say it's REALLY hot. My mouth always catches on fire when I eat a hot link. A good alternative is the calabrese if you want a dog with heat.\n\nThe CHICKEN APPLE is also one of my favorites whenever I'm not feeling anything spicy. \n\nThere are a row of free condiments on the other side of the \"restaurant,\" which include mustard, relish, sauerkraut, onions, and ketchup. I only get my dogs with ketchup, but then again I'm a simple girl when it comes to hot dogs.\n\nThe only reason why I'm giving this place 4 stars is because it's pretty pricy for a hot dog, considering Costco sells bigger hot dogs WITH a drink for $1.50. The portions are also pretty small; I'm never full after 1 hot dog.\n\nBUT! Don't be fooled-- if you visit Berkeley, you MUST try Top Dog. It's like taking a bite into Berkeley's history.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0_or2I5IGVERFYgL5j6-Iw", "text": "i don't care what other people say... top dog is awesome. if you hate it, then you're obviously not awesome.\n\nps: don't forget to pour on the russian mustard ;)\n\npps: don't order \"hot dog, please\" you'll get booted. it's \"top dog\". get it straight.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2Rx-PAEZhkblWy4LNW_DEw", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0rurFJgSzRvvCbH-c30nsA", "text": "Entrusted with the task of planning our company's annual summer BBQ, I called up top dog to see about having them do the catering for us.  EB was great to work with, and even went to look at the picnic site up in the Oakland hills to make sure there was enough access for them to get in there.  Elliott was our grillmaster, and he arrived promptly. set up quickly, and was exceptionally friendly to me and our guests.  We got 4 kinds of dogs and some yummy pasta salad, and everybody loved it.  One thing I loved that our guests would never know: they only charge you for the dogs you consume, so I didn't have to worry about paying for food for people who had RSVP'd but didn't show up, and we actually ended up spending less than what I'd expected.  The only reason they get 4 stars instead of 5 is because they ran out of pasta salad about an hour into their 90 minute serving time (I'm telling you, it was good!), but otherwise everything was perfect.  Thanks EB, Elliott, and Top Dog!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R14-G3t5OGyEmP6nOnza2w", "date": "2008-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0VOQ7ttigB2QdG6MvDo6LQ", "text": "Should be called \"Tasty Top Dog!!\" Just thinking about it makes my mouth water... yummy.  Go now & enjoy.  Small joint, grilled to ordered, just a simple hot dog place with some deliciousness behind the counter.  Quick & friendly service.  Recommend the \"Bird Dog\" and they have RC Cola on  fountain too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ogfHkMphSO_3xgkejFQ6hQ", "date": "2009-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1aJvN7lHkgu1D-UB2u_3ng", "text": "this is the place to eat after you've been drinking all night.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "l8r4563f244H9jjDs5eKFQ", "date": "2008-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1CKzAzmOo9uw1uBB_Eoy6g", "text": "I'm usually not a big fan of hot dogs, but Top Dog is by far the best hot dog joint in the Bay Area.\n\nI usually come here after late nights at Kips or the city. They have an array of condiments that will surely satisfy your hot dog needs. \n\nI highly recommend their hot link or linguica, paired with ketchup, Russian mustard (AMAZING!), and any other condiments.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jTmBLesNgGzPy9qA9m6vfA", "date": "2012-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1EyyQjccOMcl4nz-pmsnPQ", "text": "A trip to Berkeley isn't complete without a top dog! My favorites are top dog, chicken apple, bratwurst, hot link, linguica... pretty much all of them! The express line before each Cal game is awesome. It seems really long but it actually moves very quickly. You will be able to enjoy a hot dog within 10 minutes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oNEvhtwbHMHctsLDDea4uA", "date": "2009-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1fUpTXaJOC4rPhzkuhVlSw", "text": "For the best hot dog in the area, come here. They also sell 'uncooked' dogs, buns included, that you can grill yourself at home - which is great for parties.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Sq9B0liG-z_GA4-2WmBhfg", "date": "2010-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Hq_DpuAoErR31d5E-1M_A", "text": "Damn!  What can I say but it's always delicious even when I get a late night after dinner-dinner craving! Thank goodness for top dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "O70zfnF2fqFqT-PBYt7nRw", "date": "2008-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ir3jY9sZwHgXFJ5JXE58Q", "text": "What can I say, the hot dogs are flippin amazing. I hesitated whether to give 4 stars or 5, considering I've always been drunk when I go to Top Dog and I'm not sure whether I love the dogs because they're really that good or it's just the drunk munchies. But considering I make it a point to go to Top Dog whenever I go drinking on Shattuck, it's safe to say that they deserve a 5.\n\nBesides the hot dogs themselves (which really are quite superior - I think) they deserve a 5 because of the sheer efficiency with which the place is run. To echo one of the reviewers below, you better know what you're ordering when you get to the counter, and you better not let your drunktard status get in the way of the cashier doing his business.\n\nOne memory stands out vividly in my mind because I will forever refer to it as the Soup Nazi experience I had at Top Dog. It was after a bar crawl, and my drunk ass had recently experienced Top Dog and had a craving to get a dog. So we trek it over and immerse ourselves in the clusterfuck that is crowding around. I am really impressed because there are only two guys working - the cashier who is taking orders in an almost ruthless manner while simultaneously handing out 10 dogs at once (and remembering each and every person's order correctly), and the cook who is grilling rows upon rows of dogs. I make the mistake of inadvertently trying to question the guy when I get up there. (Hey, I was drunk, ok?)\n\n\"Two chicken apple sausage and a kielbasa.\"\n\"Umm nooo I don't think that's what we ordered.\"\n\"Yes it is.\"\n\"No no, I didn't order a chicken apple sausage.\"\nThis exchange continues a few more rounds while cashier is getting visibly irritated.\n(BF to me): \"You did order a chicken apple sausage. Eat your damn hot dog.\"\nDeath look from cashier ensues. If he hadn't been busy taking and serving other orders I'm sure the cashier would have happily throttled me and tossed me out of Top Dog.\n\nThe moral of the story: don't bother getting to the counter if you don't know what you want. And never question the cashier. He's always right.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yQYOlzzlEIc9VwVPHlPtAg", "date": "2009-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1lFrKf1LA6VpslpLowU5MQ", "text": "5 minute walk @ 2am when everything else is closed.\n$3 - for an all beef 'TOP DOG'\nfree toppings: relish, ketchup, mustard, sauerkraut, etc.\n\ncomplimentary crackhead outside the spot, spittin' a hot 16.. priceless.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gjQ00L18PvAV450ZOfqYng", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1oOAu39RF2QXcT7eW2uV8w", "text": "This place has tasty food. I got the smoked chicken and apple sausage while my husband got the top dog (hot dog).The condiments on my sausage included warm sauerkraut and Russian mustard (beware this mustard is kind of spicy like Chinese hot mustard). It was so yummy. You can't beat it for $3 each. There are so many sausages that I want to try. All there sausages are $3 unless it's their daily special.  I have found a new cheap eats place for late night. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N5gDtRPD197lzhmjFgxMNQ", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1_pEaHuKZcPERysH15hkbg", "text": "So many delicious memories, Top Dog never disappoints. The Durant location is def better. I know it's the same products, but maybe it's the grill? No idea, just go here.\n\nThe Hot Link is my personal fav, choc full of flavor until your tongue goes numb from the peppers. You might even tear up a bit, but that's just because it's so damn good. \n\nThe German Frankfurter is also a sure bet, especially for garlic-lovers who want a more traditional dog. The Lemon Chicken and Smoked Chicken Apple are good options for a lighter fare, but I always find chicken hotdogs too mushy for my liking.\n\nIf you're vegan or a vegetarian, they'll make your order on a separate grill when requested!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kKCpCSapE6ufTmPfSi8LlQ", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1qBSEaLNK54fMXg911eZzQ", "text": "One of the many reasons why I moved from NYC to Oakland!  This place is sublime at 2am.  Nights are judged as Top Dog nights or non-Top Dog nights.  \n\nA Top Dog night is a night that lasts a lifetime... or at least till the next weekend.\n\nFavorites: Hot or a bird w/ chili\n\nRemember to be patient!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7INLwFarOfAL6NCAGqTyNg", "date": "2007-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1sIFOLdckErBNZ4QAtjlzQ", "text": "Great place to go for hot links. They are so spicy and the buns compliment them so well. Never a disappointment. I love the entertaining stuff on the walls, and the employees are kind. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hLGKr59Uc7yZOUzS-ptLrw", "date": "2011-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1u-VRniroDGlS1LiYGoEZg", "text": "Top Dog is really amusing. They totally have a socialist/anarchist thing going on. Their rule is that they have NO LINES. Very interesting. Every one just kind of piles into the tiny little shop. They have many varieties of sausages. I ordered the Linguica, which is a vinegar-cured pork sausage. I liked it, but I wasn't too crazy about the texture - it was a bit crumbly/chunky so it was pretty easy for bits of it to fall out when I was eating it. My sister had the Bockwurst (part pork and part veal); and my cousin had the garlic frankfurter. \n\nI think the best part of these hot dogs is the bread. Instead of the typical hot dog bun, they're actually served on french rolls. Genius. So much better. They also offer unlimited sauerkraut, onion, relish, ketchup, and mustard toppings that you serve yourself. Two kinds of mustard, by the way - deli and yellow - that's fancy. \n\nThe one man show behind the counter was pretty awesome. He takes every one's orders and collects the money (cash only!) and cooks. He's super efficient and has really good memory about every one's orders. This establishment would be the opposite of Georgetown Cupcakes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fe9q6RQxH_vzKuWcGNBuAA", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1v1R6XwoF0NzRP2EuoxV8Q", "text": "You can't say you've been to Berkeley until you've been to Top Dog.  \n\nAll of their dogs are tasty, so you really can't go wrong.  My recommendations are the smoked chicken apple and the calabrese.  Hot dogs are $3, served plain and made to order.  You can top your dog at the side of the store (at no extra cost) with ketchup, mustard, spicy mustard, sauerkraut, relish, onions, and more.\n\nThe service is abrasive, but I suppose necessary to move the lines along and get everyone served as quickly as possible.  There has always been a line whenever I come, but the line moves quickly (never waited more than 5 minutes to put my order in). At night, expect a great deal of drunk people.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x8XTq_OUM03-bn4-PFhCjA", "date": "2009-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2DHYLZ2v2O62oVqBRkpIHQ", "text": "Guy behind the counter points at me. \"One brat please...\" *pause*\n\n\"Actually make that 2!\"\n\nI walk away happy.\n\nOh, I miss Top Dog. And your crispy on the outside, soft and airy on the inside buns.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nLCxbBNb3pHC3aQXPumSrw", "date": "2008-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2GtY9yFoJn1Osa_PJvn9Hg", "text": "Great dogs, silly employees, and very very Berkeley.  Get one now!  What r' you waiting for?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ROgXU62aP2QdA_ZjwsE3MQ", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2JcAW55MoL2h605SNrcypw", "text": "The hot dogs are great, but nothing where I'd bite into it and go MMPPPPHHH!! sooooooo good, because at the end of the day, it's just a hot dog. That being said, I can't think of a place that has better hot dogs so this gets a 5.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CloDCIsLyQ-EVJLP7QFo3A", "date": "2009-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2jHdUF_S0Ye1ep3Ai2Hvng", "text": "the dogs are freakin awesome nigs. i be eatin three of em at one time naw what i am saying???? I had the polish, italian, and the chicken apple and they were all delicious. the guythere is very chill and easy going, he may be impatient at times but thats because so many people eat there and love their long, juicy, dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w8SYnUMnw3uY2bAl3NSgjA", "date": "2011-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2oOwp2mHfeFwDZyRrIKhnQ", "text": "For my money, this is the surest food recommendation I can give.  I'm from California, but my food experience tracks all the way to New York.  This is the standard by which I compare all wieners, and I have not found another that compares.  From the dogs to the buns to the condiments--solid!  My personal favorite is the hot link, which come the way they're supposed to: fat, hot, and spicy.   Serious quality, no bullshit, and bay area attitude.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8lzL9nYDXog5D9D6EsQoWQ", "date": "2008-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2pFzdsmSNONPfe2pSUo5IA", "text": "This is FASHO the best grilled sausage spot on the west coast PERIOD. I always splurge with the lemon garlic, and calabrese on the sesame seed bun.. Take a hotlink home after. mmm mmm", "stars": 5, "user_id": "724_5mCyh36fDfGCQ2Bhjg", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2v7MaWNHQybdqH4oFf_Qtg", "text": "Best hot dog in town.  If you are ever up at UC Berkeley this is the place for a hot dog.  There is a dog for every taste but for me it's all about the original top dog.  Loved it from the first bite!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZfVTqdtJnAgQtprVJ4thsg", "date": "2012-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_2wq3koF8v-v3yKcalB93Q", "text": "seriously addictive.\nthe mango habanero... is spicy but soooooo tasty! it's become my new favorite. i also recently tried their apple juice and i am definitely coming back for more! It's the unfiltered thick kind, so its heavier than the regular Treetop apple juice you usually see around town.  The apple juice will be perfect to offset the spiciness of the habanero next time.  \n\nBeware though... if you've been drinking and you're not feeling too fancy and need something to fill your stomach, i would NOT order the mango habanero. Let's just say...it does not taste as good coming up as it did going down..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dUQ1Kqd-U80Fy5JmggqRSg", "date": "2011-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2yn2eVbNNCwzlM7vPxuzVw", "text": "Cal alumni in the house!! Needless to say I love this place. It's the best after a night out drinking. The chicken apple and the hot link are delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qu-r6QIV46StPjPYKt51Og", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2yWW3n6utwH98mTb3T6nVg", "text": "I learned everything I know about different hot dogs and sausages here.  My roommate and I used to come every wednesday, order 4 dogs between the 2 of us, and go through the menu 4 or 5 times each semester for 2 years.  My favorites here are the brat, and chicken apple, but they have a menu of about a dozen different dogs.  If you're in the area, you have to try it (by it, I mean several).  Even the vegetarians, they have one for you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KJN3NZYkNx_a8UoDi1-LMA", "date": "2008-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3974ODpGwpeD4hDD3UYazQ", "text": "Most amazing hot dogs I have ever tasted.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "S6FWExH_mIyz0a4EuZIaVw", "date": "2008-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3auuVgsV6zWefvRNl_Fxnw", "text": "I don't get this whole thing of specialty hot dogs. Tastes pretty good.\n\n\nToo expensive for its taste though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f81Y2EzuRqefayCrL1Ra3Q", "date": "2011-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3dB3zuEzfGINUhS1DuxN2w", "text": "Can't really remember much as I was hammered and la burrita was closed and came here. From the mustard stain on my jacket, I probably enjoyed it. Late night drunk's paradise! You will meet lots of other drunkies like yourself here as well", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3EMksJCx4VPwq4v1YBkslA", "text": "i really like this place. everything is good. the only complaint i have is the size of the hot dog and yes size does matter. i can eat 3 dogs no problem. the quality and flavors keeps me coming back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hJT6NfPyRtBQTiQG5ODgwg", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Gp5BQZEJL4zUIfxJq7QAA", "text": "haven't had a hotdog there i didn't like, one of my favorites when i was in school!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P21vv_UbJ4jbomjQ2Q8q_w", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3KCQ0vf0fk2m1FTtc70Zrg", "text": "Its one of those \"it hits the spot\" places, especially late at night. $3 for a hot dog is a little much compared to my other favorite Costco, but its worthy of trying and returning for. Trust. \n\nI love their original top dog because the weiner is longer then the bun, and I'm not eating plain bread, but chicken apple is also really good. \n\nAnother reason why I rave about this place is because of their bread. They toast their bread, which makes it even better!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KZCsCGa3sZQAc8J4IFzfBw", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3P8X7yAl_FokF4gYIzdf3w", "text": "Good, cheap, hits the spot. Reminds me a little of Annies Kiosk in Denmark. Yum! Fast pace in the door out. Russian mustard no joke. Italian was legit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0a-P1HFQ7Ns8qySJQvTeDA", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3SroSryr0ribNg2zBbLGHg", "text": "Dirty Place to eat.  I paid the cook with $ and he went over to cook the hot dogs w/o putting on sanitary gloves or wash his hands.  The hot dog was over cooked.  Bad experience.  The other Top Dog location on Center St. is clean.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DWwTD_hyyxF7k7gZ001AWw", "date": "2012-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3suQVlnhODuB1wQ74f0fyg", "text": "Over the weekend, I stopped by Top Dog during a trip to the Bay Area.  This location is definitely my favorite - it's the classic way to enjoy a Top Dog on the streets before all the other locations started popping up.  And it's right across the street from the Asian Ghetto if you're still hungry.  \n\nIt's been about 8+ years since my last visit and the reunion with the hot link was awesome, and HOT.  What made it more amazing was that the price only went up $.25 after all these years!  Aside from their delicious dogs, their buns also get a piece of the attention with the toasted exterior, chewy inside and fragrant sesame seeds.  Best part is you can mail order these hotties if you don't live nearby!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Wjrmlx3Dv1sjgCrrv6urpA", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3S-vj7SFRLp5ms0-k42PCA", "text": "walked in half drunk at 2 something in the morning. let the pros order. scarfed down half of the hot link and polish, struggled to save the other halves for my passed out friend in the car, but managed to resist the tempation and watched her eat the rest half-asleep. made me sad watching her. I went away with a mustard stained scarf and a satisfied smile. i'll come here again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x-zOrdzGSxavw6J1_Q2Fpw", "date": "2009-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "429SDXUk42V6odqC9kWY0g", "text": "1. There is no line.\n\nDon't wait in line late at night when you're starving hungry, skip the crowds of the uninformed and head straight for the counter.\n\nCame here for late night and got the chicken apple sausage, seriously good especially at the time.  The Russian mustard is seriously spicy, unless you're into that be careful of how much you throw on your dog.\n\nGreat food and only $3 for a hot dog, definitely an awesome late-night spot for Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gghESxwjBOUzvWjHJBTlCw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "45LExkzSELaCHL4ytsBt6w", "text": "i went to berkeley to visit a friend of mine :D she recommended this place\nso here i am with my hot dog craving.. it was soooo gooddd... and the price was awesome! xD~ oh well.. no wonder it has lots of stars in yelp!\nu shud go and try some hot dogs~ it was unique...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6CzaYVsBp3Boy5dRhztCXw", "date": "2010-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "46eViaBJLUOjWfQ-er9skw", "text": "Oh Top Dog, how I miss your delicious delicious sausages. I swear everything on the menu at this place is bomb. You can't go wrong here. However I would recommend the bratwurst and the caprese, my two all time faves. Yum!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QKHm5bsOcd8Dl7f_8vOzug", "date": "2011-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4EhwbONUxodErgVdKp99sA", "text": "It's been YEARS since I've had a top dog.  I had chicken apple, and it was yummy.  Did they change the bread? It tasted different...maybe it needed to be toasted more.  Or perhaps I'm just more picky bc I'm no longer a poor Cal student thriving on boxed and canned food. I'm surprised the place is still of the same cleanliness it was almost 10 years ago.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "83jaBKXtlLbbSns3ZGTIhQ", "date": "2008-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4JYVDNUVjmPyHemRu2BzoA", "text": "Mmmmm Top Dog.  No trip to berkeley is complete without a quick jaunt  into top dog for a bird dog or lemon chicken.  Gotta love the faded propaganda and newspaper clippings that are *so* evidently Berkeley.  It's great going to Top Dog with newbies who don't know that they need to be able to recite their order - loudly - in 0.06 seconds before you're quickly passed over and won't have a chance to order until Guy Manning The Grill   With Tongs comes back around to you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xQp2-0pto8qZKYMzVrzkEA", "date": "2006-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4kHjtFJ2KmExwXGbSamNIg", "text": "This place is definitely overrated for what it is.  Top Dog simply serves hot dogs, just like Pink's in LA...only they don't have as many meaty combinations, so you just leave feeling unsatisfied.  Then again, if you're me...you would probably need to eat like 3 of these to feel full.  Le sigh.  This place is definitely not for the light eater and the hot dogs are stinken pricey for what they are.  If you're really craving a hot dog, just go to Costco - for $1.50, you can get a quality dog, plus a drink!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sxROlU5m_AsWXIy2U8IQ9A", "date": "2010-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4mFy4pfe_P5e3oslHCK6ag", "text": "The good: Great for late night munchies. I recommend the hot link, kielbasa, and the chicken apple. Condiments are ample, try the russian mustard if you dare.\n\nThe bad: Small and dirty store, nowhere to sit. Can get super ghetto at night. Expensive prices for sausages.\n\nOverall: Although the ambiance and prices are less than desirable, the call of a hot link swimming in ketchup and mustard on a freezing Berkeley night keeps me coming back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h4-JjSa-D-teaQJO9HY8KQ", "date": "2010-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-4S750Vqj_PDCsVL_TzMSA", "text": "paid $3 including tax for a german hot dog.  i don't know which one i got.  i actually ordered both kinds but i gave one to my friend.  the buns are really good, different than regular buns\n\npretty good for $3, but not that big of a hot dog compared to costco", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TCTOXJz3pkr4TqL4DDTW1Q", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4yqQlkyegWv5FnTKMTmn7g", "text": "i've tried pinks.  i've tried gray's papaya.  BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO MY TOP DOG.  they know what a real hot dog is supposed to taste like.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AsZ0TjeBnhHIVxhVBP3lsA", "date": "2008-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5BPLrgl1nk60zBvDbVg_DQ", "text": "The. Best. Hot. Dog. You. Will. Eat. EVER. \n\nMy friend's cousin introduced me to this place. I got some kind of spicy hot link, and wow. It was SOOOOOOOOOO gooood. And I'm not even a hot dog kind of person. Too bad it's so far from where I live though. Big bummer :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-RV7ayzIc1T5VbT9frjS_w", "date": "2008-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5cFCaTP5INmK-4b_yJOShw", "text": "i am so excited that i am the first to rate the original TOP DOG! top features of top dog: 1. open til 2. that means if you leave the bar at last call, you will get there just in time for a gorgeous, big, juicy dog.  2. if, like me, you could use a little more fat on your bones, and want to do it on the cheap, you have come to the right place. 3. while youre waiting for your top dog, you can a. have your photo taken by itinerant photography students b. observe inebriated frat boys c. meditate on the \"road to success\" poster, even more inspiring whilst tipsy 4. stefania and i have considered moving into the city, but every time we go to look for apartments, we always come back to the same, sad fact: if we live in san francisco, we will be farther away from TOP DOG.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H2ujzjpY1Jh3sDKgWO91_w", "date": "2005-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Jiht-UKARjhoIZLuxl-9A", "text": "BASAS!  See you there!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kmWp6mfAZORtjkAqdxKS4w", "date": "2008-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5_reCboVoib7YamU4aoovg", "text": "A good place to eat for late night drunchies.\n\nI've tried a few of the hot dogs but my favorite by far is the hot link with ketchup and onions. No sauerkraut or relish for me!\n\nThe bun is pretty good, as it is coated with sesame seeds and toasted before being stuffed with the sausage. I thought it was a bit expensive for a hot dog but a good late night snack.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dX8ba6H97DkKLiinfeF5ng", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ZzV1YrlpmQgupovGAP2Jw", "text": "I love top dog!! I haven't had it in 2 months! This is by far the longest because I moved out of state. I usually get the lemon chicken and the hotlink. Yes, I can eat 2! Sober or drunk. LOL. I looked it up online and they can ship it out and it's $100 minimum but geez what am I going to do with all that much hotdogs when I live by myself?! Lol. \n\nMy point is, this is the best hotlinks I've ever had!! Haha.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RKW5jenoDViDBxY4XU2DtQ", "date": "2011-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6CnXFT0HbIPsFugRM7sESg", "text": "Disappointed. Not the best hot dog in the known universe; probably not the best within a 2-block radius. A disappointingly sparse selection of toppings (No tomato?) will accompany a sausage that has been sitting on the grill so long that you'll have to spit out the unchewably tough skin.\nThe libertarian propaganda posted everywhere is entertaining though, and makes me want to meet the owner over a beer in a dive bar.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bbT8R5sVL-sihkJk7J-SAQ", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6cqaCFh8ZXzgM6CCKjQ9yA", "text": "i love this place. I get the same thing every time i come here, which is a kielbasa with a little bit of mustard. The cooks are most times conversational, but other times are in such a rush that they push you in and out of that little hot dog stand once your food is ready. with a good amount of variety in the different kinds of dogs they have this little chain is definitely something to look into if you like sausages.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iB9JYE9SFglGQlv2bCyQrg", "date": "2009-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6RZs2pQli3XPAmFY5r6rag", "text": "The best place for hotdogs and sausages around.  I went to a reunion for a Cal class, had the usual 'reunion catered' dinner, ate nothing, but went to TD for my 'dinner'.  Great hotdog.  Wish I had had two!  Bad for my BP because of the salt, but the best.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4yBZOinsugYZTGpHoM5QIQ", "date": "2010-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6s9lx2suhNXgDLXzD2eCkA", "text": "Where else can you get a top quality piece of sausage at 2am?\n\nEveryone else has said it in these reviews, this is what a hot dog should taste like. Flavorful, juicy, and nothing beats the sizzle when the guy gets it ready. I miss their hot link, it's got a nice kick to it. \n\nThis is a Berkeley institution.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "leqrUbZeEvKsQFL-kFiJIg", "date": "2008-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6tFraT6v5JPWGyilIU-6dg", "text": "Worlds.  Best.  Hot.  Dogs.  No -- there's no arguing or negotiating.  It's a fact.  In fact, so good that after a debacherous nite of Henrys (Anchor Steam for $3?), Top Dog, Steve's BBQ, Kips ($1.25 domestic pints... are you serious?), Fat Slice veggie pizza, King Pin donut holes... I had to get one more for the road.  My favorites are lemon chicken and apple chicken, although everything else on the menu is pretty good.  Def. use the sauerkraut.  And hot mustard.  And onions.  Ketchup.  You can't go wrong.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UQrT9fQopAx9Qq0BTNqTYA", "date": "2009-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6UPW2N5Zbqs8VUEFk9rvhQ", "text": "I ordered the top dog.  It was good, but tasted exactly like hot dogs I've eaten at baseball games - nothing special.\n\nI like that they have a lot of options, and the service was impressive. My husband and I agreed that if we went to Berkeley, we would be making frequent visits to Top Dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wEoBs4W23rwdtRZKyauW2w", "date": "2008-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6VOdnxic1tEbPFzFg28jPg", "text": "I've grown up with Top Dog my entire life and I am so glad I have. The most amusing part of top dog are the people who work there. There are a couple dudes that work behind the counter and they all seem to have my mentality about the college students that populate that area. They are to the point and sometimes down right rude, but ya know what? I think its great. I appreciate their high stress cooking and I get why they would be annoyed all the time. The Spanish soap operas that seem to be always on are also hilarious. \n\nIf you can fight your way through the overly privileged and usually hung over CAL kids to get yourself one of these dogs, I suggest you do it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_Nx0TGGbc-ugAoSon8miBw", "date": "2010-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6yEX_fKH3LWg9Ub0uRo4aA", "text": "The dogs are so good. They are always cooked to perfection with snap and some tasty charred goodness. The condiments may seem a little scary but trust in top dog and put them on, or forgo them, should you be a purist.  The other thing I really like is that they still serve RC Cola, it brings back good memories for me. The only thing about this joint is the limited seating or lack there of, but fret not, the dogs are still good when you are on your feet.  Go bears!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MiTPXnN75rOsL-TRfxiWdQ", "date": "2009-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6ZixdTcecs4SjzgZia3JkA", "text": "This is Da shit... no doubt.\n\nanytime i have a friend visiting the bay area, i take them here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "34bU3gnSHUFHNPLNvwl8fA", "date": "2006-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "75mq3ef94XBPCak_yaGzCw", "text": "Berkeley has many great restaurants, but dear sweet God this one is good! All of their dogs are awesome and they are open late enough to get one on the way home from the bar.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "X9NXcUK6nkcUPJs3qNT6qA", "date": "2007-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "76foVd1LkjzX13-KqjUj8A", "text": "I'm on a bit of a yelp tear as of late, so I wanted to throw in my two cents.  Top Dog is not just a hot dog, but it's the experience of Berkeley.  I used to be a Chicken Apple fan, but it's now clear that the Kiel is better by leaps and bounds.  Make sure you top it off with just a bit of russian mustard for that kick, and you will have a moment of clarity.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "otJFSN9t1LdzOzbqL1rkdQ", "date": "2010-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7ePjB6VZjYEVMxMQUV7axA", "text": "dropped by berkeley.  tried the polish sausage, topped with lots of condiments (mustard, onions, relish, sauerkraut) and it was pretty tasty.  the dogs are pre cooked and the heated on the griddle when you order - I asked for extra charred on the outside which I like.  the place itself is a tiny no so clean or inviting looking shack.  the price is a bit steep $3.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cNvOXrqH8CtObGX4T9_FXQ", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7_Hxz_hWEjuhIGvW4VZsAQ", "text": "Top Dog is classic Berkeley!  As a matter of fact, there are three (count e'm THREE) locations around the perimeter of the campus.\n\nThe service hired is typically a group of badasses so they can handle the late-night drunk mob.  They're badasses in the daytime too; I once caught one of them chewing a customer out for having attended an Objectivist club meeting.  \n\nThe dogs are DEE-LISH.  I go through phases, although my all-time favorite is the CALABRESE.  The Chicken-Apple, Lemon-Chicken, and Kielbasa are all winners, as well.  Beware of the Hot Link, it is HOT!\n\nThe best part of Top Dog is its reliability.  It has the same hours no matter the weather of time of year.  When all other businesses close during the break, you can always count on Top Dog for a late-night snack.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "swyviia3U0z5O4lmVIr5bQ", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7qT1zLIyIcrIGvJ029vA1g", "text": "It's a fast, cheap hot dog place with lots of variety. No, it's not the place for vegans, and yes, they don't wear gloves and they handle your money and food with the same hands. It's a fast, cheap hot dog place. Those who demand something else have a zillion other options within 2 blocks of here. =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7VB36DLbnLiGA4hYBqYidg", "text": "This place is good. It's small, its crowded at night, its open late.\n\nI've set my stomach on their kielbasa and calabrese [kiel and a cal].  It's a tad pricey @ $3 a pop, but they're pretty big.  I believe each sausage weighs the same, which explains why the thicker, more spice-filled dogs are shorter than, say the original frankfurter - it's on a paper explaining the top dog sausage, at least @ the hearst one.  They have HEAPS of sauerkraut [good sauerkraut], onions, mustard, russian mustard [spicy], and ketchup.  All I really need is mustard and sauerkraut [maybe ketchup if I feel like it].\n\nI would rate a 4.5 because its THAT good, but a 4 because $2.50 would be perfect.  It used to be 2.75 but they raised the price recently.\n\nIf you crave the dog at home, you can buy 6 buns and 6 cold dogs for $7.50 or if you're having a cookout you can have bulk packs for a super discount.  \n\nI wish I could give it a 5, but man three bucks.  The older guy who works here is a bit cranky when it gets busy sometimes too.  The anarchistic paper clippings and articles on the walls are a bit of a humorous read too if the place isn't too busy.\n\nI'm going to go out on a limb here and say I liked it better than pinks. [flame suit on]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2008-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7vP4igV3g49fboGRhNoF4Q", "text": "Some people drink water, others eat bread.\n\nOn a night that I know I'm going to have a hangover I go to Top Dog.  Great way to end a great night.  Staff is awesome and the huge crowd moves quickly.  \n\nRead the other reviews they all have great ideas of which dogs to eat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tUEmxTVKCJiviVEnN9Ym5A", "date": "2006-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8druRho3MGe4H4Et0EwRSA", "text": "This is the my all time fave hotdog place to get any type of dogs!!! from a regular hotdog to my personal favorite CHICKEN APPLE...my mouth jus waters thinking about it!!! I try to order 3 of my all time fave.  1 to eat before I get to the car, the 2nd one to eat for the ride home and the 3rd to eat when i get home...at times I order a 6 pack to cook at home....lol!! this great for after the clubs even if you're comin from frisco.  They are always open till 3am!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0oEob8BaVSWIJrSkV8c4ZQ", "date": "2009-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8EJ-LsNqmnN2MyMi6QJ0pg", "text": "My Dad was a Berkeley resident back in it's heyday, so when he came to visit my in Rockridge last month, he had to come to Top Dog. Man those dogs are delicious. You can actually taste all the different spices that make them unique. Dad still loved it, I loved it, wallet loved it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GPq34B_u8phlLQb8qd710Q", "date": "2010-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8i6JXSz9IqLISDDHfSgU5Q", "text": "NOMMMERS. Twas a good Polish dog. I want to go back and try some more!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SsU9BmqDebTxj8it12kNlw", "date": "2012-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8lIt5D3lsf545iOfgbVFEQ", "text": "this place is a historic institution embedded in a college town.  \n\nAll their dogs are fantastic and extremely flavorful.  My favorites are the hot links and lemon chicken.  These dogs are terrific for curing the munchies and subtle drunkenness during the middle of the night.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3j3cwYo_h4vcBldmBKoBNw", "date": "2007-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8LRuxLrgKO9FEkrs95DyKQ", "text": "Criminally simple. Delicious sausages to go, available late into the night at little cost. One of Berkeley's perfect drunken (or sober) late night foods, delivered expediently into your mouth in exchange for a few minutes' wait in line. The only downside I can conceive of is dealing with enormous hordes of UCB dorm-dwellers, but if you're either a student or a nearby resident, I'm sure it's nothing you can't handle.\n\nI've only had the pleasure of eating at the Telegraph area location, but I'm pretty sure the other one is identical, only with less hours. The sheer convenience and simple ingeniousness of the place combined with high quality meats cooked to order make Top Dog a good reason to live up here. If you have exceptional self-control.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HizSjvE5uqYQ95pXBFJZ7w", "date": "2010-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8r_Trmk-GR8FvWuFGwe0cA", "text": "Sometimes I have a hankering for a warm sausage wrapped in a bun and Top Dog satisfies my need! The hot link is nice and spicy and the chicken apple dog is tasty and a little sweet. Plus I love that it's open late!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hWwHbkp6JC_5wcc4auek9w", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8sewIRTlb0uZbuHi4EjCHw", "text": "There is no better hot dog place on earth. \n\nThere, I'm on record...\n\nGrilled dogs and grill-heated buns with your choice of condiments, read the word \"choice\"... Not like so many other establishments around the country that impose their taste on you with their subset of condiments. I need only Heinz ketchup, preferably the organic one, to make the experience. Nothing else is needed on these dogs. It's in the meat, 'stupid'! \n\nAnyway, that's how I see it!\n\nPS: I've been coming here to enjoy these dogs since 1977. Yup, I've come back over the course of every decade since then and even driven here straight away from the airport with my bags in my rental. The experience is that fulfilling.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8OShcUSeCEUejamJoeGmvw", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8SYaR6yg0HTzs_8qxpSyZQ", "text": "I came here with a hungry family of four who had just sat in a moving vehicle for 4+ hours. The lemon chicken dog certainly hit the spot. Not sure if I'd deem it the best hot dog I've ever had, but it was delicious. It was my first time in that part of Berkeley and the weather was cool and Bike Party was out making rounds  and I was sitting in a minivan eating the chicken apple with plenty of sauerkraut...sounds like a good meal to me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "467F81Y2ccITAmzfjOnhYg", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8vnhKfY2tNOJE1GK9KIyyg", "text": "After 4 years at Cal, I can honestly say I tried every dog on the menu. My favorite is still the Chicken Apple Sausage. Bottom line- their dogs are the BEST! Chicago and New York, you got NOTHIN on Top Dog!!!Thank you, Top Dog, for being open late night to satisfy my drunken munchies cravings!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "31A0UI-fyZqHu1jxCnB1rg", "date": "2007-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9bLCxmggnnxTcqp8U4gpXA", "text": "Wow... this brings back memories! :-) The number of times \"2 New Yorks and an RC\" served as my lunch or dinner are too numerous to count! :-) The tasty dogs and toasted buns... yum!\n\nMust remember to go by next time I'm up there. :-)\n\nIt always amazed me the ability of the cook to keep track of quite a few orders all in his/her head AND be keeping track of the dogs already cooking and paying customers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tasEzA36jRAozavUN1E5Zg", "date": "2009-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9E9j2PqkgCA4Zrj7QxOZnA", "text": "If you want a good hot dog this is it! simple and tasty, plus the rolls they come on are nice and chewy. regular hot dog buns get mushy and fall apart, not these! I'd eat like 10 but then my jeans wouldn't fit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Cu8xhQvpX5sm8CFs4dDtGg", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9fu-U_Yh-dlmorPxD3vK6Q", "text": "Smoked chicken apple hot doggie on a warm day before the UCLA v. Cal game...yum! Line was long, but it moved fast. Friendly people in line always a plus. Some of my Berkeley friends don't like this place, thinking it's gross. Perhaps the dogs are pretty greasy, but they are just so tasty!\n\nI'll probably only go back if every other place is full or if I'm extremely hungry. I just say this because I'm a bit of a foodie, but I'm definitely a fan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "imCZ1kHEwdkO24K2o38scw", "date": "2009-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9J6EKtoQ_j8Wxb73-pRZbA", "text": "As a former Berkeley student, I know that Top Dog is an institution of college life. I actually used to work upstairs from the Top Dog building and ate at Top Dog probably more that I should have. I've tried every single dog on the menu, and pretty much everything is good. (The veggie dog was meh, but I heard they use a different veggie dog now. Also, I'm not a vegetarian, so I have no idea what constitutes a good veggie dog.)\n\nI've eaten all of them without condiments to taste the full flavor of the dogs, and yes, they have lots of flavor. My old staple used to be the Lemon Chicken and the Chicken Apple. The Hot Link is one of my favorites, and probably the most popular. The Calabrese is probably my favorite all time here. But trust me, whatever you're feeling, you can't go wrong here.\n\nThere are condiments galore here if that's your thing, with ketchup, different types of mustard, sauerkraut, etc.\n\nFor Cal football games, they'll have their most famous dogs, such as their Hot Links, already cooked and kept warm in a cooler. They also have cans of soda on ice. If you want to grab a quick bite to eat on the way up to Memorial Stadium, grab a Hot Link and a soda and go. Best gameday food ever.\n\nDrunk food after a late night partying at Henry's or Blake's? Top Dog closes at 2am, but be sure to get there early before they stop taking orders. You don't wanna be waiting in line and get let down.\n\nWant Top Dog at home, or want it for a BBQ or camping trip? You can buy cold dogs and buns to cook on your own. Delicious.\n\nFor soda, they serve RC Cola here. I love it. For sides, you can get a bag of chips, but me, I'd rather get another dog as a side. In fact, I almost always do. :)\n\nThere's other stuff I haven't tried here, like the fresh juice, chili, apple turnover, etc. One of these days, I will try them all to complete my sampling of the Top Dog menu.\n\nI will also say that the folks that work there are all quirky, and watch strange things on the TV, but they're really cool and very nice. They can all handle tons of orders and they always get everything right. And the guy that I've heard is the owner looks like my old manager at work, who also lived in Berkeley for a while. I bet they've probably met face to face at some point, had a political discussion, and caused a rupture in the space-time continuum.\n\nI highly recommend Top Dog! I need to get a Top Dog shirt one of these days.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7LzY91wkr0rhm6STaCZU6w", "date": "2009-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9jDC8hjrEqYGm4Ju6IJjyw", "text": "Late night munchies? The dogs here will hit the spot. Beats going to the McDonald's or Jack in the box Drive-thru. \n\nI've been here randomly a couple times, and rain or shine, early or late- this place is always crowded. BUT, even with the crowd, the service is pretty fast. The owner can be a little intimidating, but as long as the foods good, I ain't complaining. \n\nI usually get the hot link or chicken apple, but recently tried their chicken mango jalepeno special. That one is a must try!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aX5_9kEjslwp-bQjHQyjDg", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9jKKfX4584TJZ3qjVYmgGg", "text": "A must stop when I'm in the bay area. I always get a polish and a brat, or 2 polishs, or 2 brats. Try the russian mustard. It kicks my ass everytime. Nothing's cooler than trying to hold two of these with a coke and its 40 degrees, no where to sit, sauerkraut dripping allover your hands, while you eat on top of a trashcan or by the pay phone. Then i go buy donuts over at tiananmen square. You can even get dogs and buns to go. Even better.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qaSvaQxNfxOmRL-m_rqBjg", "date": "2007-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9l52753giKzRKU2i5xU0tg", "text": "YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM! it's a great spot for a quick eat for the CAL students and I bring all my out of towners here who love HOT DOGS and crave gray's papaya.  This is my version of gray's papaya.  I have yet to find something better.  Good stuff - tiny but still good stuff.  It's one of those get your food and move it along establishments.  nothing wrong with that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GHTagw5fz0EN911OJRNPiQ", "date": "2009-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Lq-9YbJxooJ8OtVWI11fw", "text": "As many of TD's patrons are, I am a Cal alum and continue to make an effort to eat here whenever I am in town for a football game.  Though I was not a drunk-off-my-ass-at-2am student Top Dog patron, I ate my share.   As an adult (marginally) I still go for Keils and Hots - and be forewarned they are really hot.\nYou know that scene in the great Japanese foodie Western movie \"Tampopo\", where the cowboy takes the pretty noodle lady to the noodle shop at commute hour and tells her to watch the cook take, remember and serve all the orders with perfect recall?  That's what the TD cooks are like - shout out the order, he takes your money, gets your drinks and sides, and calls out your dogs when their done - I've never seen them mess up.\nTD Northside is not quite as great as TD Durant Ave, but it does have outdoor counter space and you can get beer from the mini-market next door", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Uss-wSO8JCbOhRDo5Gyx2A", "date": "2007-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9NNApkLv82oHnYCv3MgMZA", "text": "I've only had their chicken apple, and I love it. But it's kinda expensive, especially when I know I can get a polish sausage and a drink for $1.50 at Costco. And I end up not eating a lot of the bread at Top Dog because it's too much. But other than that, it is tasty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "afma1D3AOpBAhQcSyAgL2w", "date": "2007-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9wnI9ayvq4fh2-tTix9sLw", "text": "Definitely on the list of things to do in Berkeley.  Tasty dogs,unexplainable.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HqdRvkaxMrq3f7Jn8jn4jA", "date": "2009-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9X8FCbZ6tLOfsqLD3sn7cA", "text": "There are 3 top dogs around the Berkeley Campus, and this top dog is the original one.  However, for some reason I think top dogs only taste great after midnight.  Opening till 3am, this place opens even later than the FOB square across the street.  \n\nThe hot dogs are good, especially the chicken apple sausage.  Although the Kielbasa and the Hot Link are decent too.  There was so many memories of late study night that we end up here just to take a break.  Despite it being overpriced (we can get costco ones for cheaper), it gave us a perfect excuse to have a study break.  \n\nI did try eating here at lunch after college couple times though.  For some reason it loses its flavor.  Maybe is psychological, but one of these days I would drive back to Berkeley late at night just to relive the experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8xjJmWVJVHzm7X4-lf2SSw", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Z849r9vJ0g45GmzdpGL_Q", "text": "Lemon chicken - that is where it is at!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_UMTGara5YnzRIey3Mva0Q", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A0oJXM0VNdgJy_LqmxbWtQ", "text": "I don't care how full I am from a previous meal.. or if the place is kinda dingy.. I WILL COME TO TOP DOG!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nMy favorite has to be the lemon chicken. Mmmmm... a little mustard and onions go a long way!  So flavorful! ..it must be the years of grease on that grill that make them so tasty!!! ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ip9RhUfCdeIaiXjHjtIMyg", "date": "2008-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A1FKLuk4Mcl97mg_E06ZFw", "text": "What else can I say that hasn't been said? Best hot dog I've ever had. (Yes, I've had all the other big names - including the mushy mess of a Sonoran hot dog in Tucson and Grays Papaya in NYC). \n\nTop Dog wins with a quality bun, something that 99% of hot dog places overlook. Gimme two Tops and a Bird, with mustard!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xA9nf-8PYbXT8qw8Q-5BBw", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a3tCIb0P_wStFWeqX-NMBA", "text": "If i ever want a sausage, it has to be from here! I came here with some friends and the dog still hasnt let me down....bratwurst with mustard, onions, and sauerkraut is the way to go...btw if it aint on the menu, u aint gonna get it so dont ask for anything crazy like grilled onions", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xJEFGdsrLT5EVIA1ndKanQ", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a48sxxptWFD-iCTTOJFkLA", "text": "These are the best hot dogs I have ever had. And while you wait for your dog you can read their libertarian literature, plastered on all the walls. A nice antidote to the left-wing socialist pap everywhere else in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gz0uG8JczGTmB5utYhijeQ", "date": "2008-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aARaINu_qNOJcpPnhg7uAw", "text": "Top Dog catered my wedding and was a hit! People still talk about how delicious the food was, and the service was great. Can't wait to have an \"anniversary\" some day and hop in and enjoy the food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "91eo4VlXWLouG0ifm8i1oQ", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ab2bVgpKUo3e8Ho_ndWmhg", "text": "Best dog in sf bay area!\nTry kielbasa or garlic frank or bratwurst; all excellent!\nAnd, d bun lightly toasted n all dcfresh condiments u want at self serve.\n\nIf u haven't tried, u miss a lot.\nAlso try d unfiltered apple juice. Delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xfTVA2SXXbbOvOO97-xIxg", "date": "2010-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "adD1YDBZakjxhqXrDIjWlQ", "text": "Awesome veggie dog on a French roll. Great fixins. Cheap and quick. Open late. What more can I ask?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UFUCWF8uF8328XD_fXTDbw", "date": "2007-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AEc_S6JkXtvXbxqhnOiYUQ", "text": "Taste: 4\nValue: 3\nService: 3\n\nLike Desi Dog, I can't believe this place has four stars and is one of the most highly rated places in Berkeley. The hot dogs are pretty good, and they have a decent selection, but in the end they are still hot dogs, and rather expensive ones at that (~$3).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AfOcgKMYv0QMjIhKJiNr6w", "text": "I love Top Dog. The sausages are tasty, cooked perfectly and there's something about those buns. \"A Bock and a Hot\" is my usual order, a perfect spicy sweet combo.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gQknQAXAZAPZrDNERlQz1g", "date": "2010-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aH2TLLXRf7aVVZkecdXJmg", "text": "Reasons why I visit Berkeley:\n\n#1 Top Dog\n#2 Visit my cousin and friends\n\nThese are the best hot dogs i've ever tasted. I bought one to take back to so cal, but I couldn't resist and ate it 5 minutes after i bought it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sb7jawUAtNetz8gvLwYrog", "date": "2007-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ajff6L7NZZ3F0MRS2FHC4w", "text": "This is my go to place when I visit Berkeley\n\nThere's always a good crowd forming around this little shack, and the cooks inside are always cool\n\nI've tried a few of the dogs and my favorite has to be the smoked chicken apple because of it's apple aftertaste.  sounds like a weird combo with meat but its delicious\n\nThe dogs always come piping hot wrapped up in a hot dog bun and there's a counter with condiments and toppings\n\nThis place is a landmark and should be visited at least once in a lifetime", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AcsUdhM915yVvmYk1GkkQA", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aKuGfwbMtWfE94haZzVeTA", "text": "If you're in Berkeley and want a great hot dog, Top Dog is the place to go to. This isn't the typical hot dog that you would find in a grocery store; there is a vegetarian one (Weenie dog), chicken ones (lemon chicken, chicken apple), hot links, and a variety of other dogs depending on your preference. \n \nI've always been a fan of their chicken apple and lemon chicken, but imagine my surprise when I came in and noticed they had a Mango Habanero Special AHHH. Note: this is the first time I've ever seen a special at top dog, but the sign read \"special of the week\" so this may be a continuing thing (!)\n\nFinal piece of advice: this place gets packed on Friday and Saturday nights when students come a knockin' in their their drunken stupors so it may be best to save your late nate cravings for other days.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A7OwToBu4Ml8KjzAaXke8w", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Anzmrq4wglPrxcUyc5WauQ", "text": "This place tastes especially good at around 1am haha, but during the day it's pretty good too.\n\ni usually order the hot link which is pretty spicy and sometimes they have the mango habanero chicken which is a little less spicy. they are both good :] the chicken apple is good too and not spicy at all.\n\nI think what makes this place stand out though is the bread, they toast it on the grill while they are grilling up your hot dog YUM\n\n$3 each. BRING CASHH!\n\n(-1 star) for the service. they attend to you, but aren't the friendliest. a smile would've been nice :/", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w3tCxe7GlKkX-vx0kIiTTQ", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aObXS7i0k05AZXnZddiygA", "text": "Awesome dogs, mustard (Beaver brand mustard could well be my favorite logo in the world) and potato salad.  I continue to be amazed at the fact that the dude at the grill can keep track of 40 simultaneous orders at 2:30 in the morning.  Always love reading the overbearing libertarian literature plastering the walls.\n\nAnd anyone who complains about the price can only be comparing to an AM / PM microwave dog, and can be ignored...  Top Dog is Top Notch Cheap Eats.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vb9dyGjQIdnuRKYDIO_AFA", "date": "2008-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ARJ64V6b87t5MD2D3hzrVg", "text": "Great place to go after a late night of studying or partying. Good selection of hot dogs and awesome service. Can't really ask for more.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "z-hwsFeY66kqMVTMCp9w-A", "date": "2008-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "arvhEfht4UV1L-11ypyuDA", "text": "Calabrese. 'nuff said.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ASBGAhxkpWsg1WIiRwR9Kg", "text": "So I'm visiting Berkeley this past weekend to watch my Bruins get throttled by Cal.  Before the debacle, I'm just glad that I was able to partake and enjoy my first Top Dog.  I had heard that Top Dog was an institution since I listen to Petros and Money sports talk radio.  I had zero expectations and zero knowledge about what they served.  I just figured it would be hot dogs.  Wrong!!! It's a sausage fest.  There's nothing better than sausage on a toasted baguette with Beaver sweet & spicy mustard.  My only gripe about the food was the lack of grilled onions and peppers.  The caprese and linguica were definitely top dogs in my book.  It's also nice that Top Dog also serves their sausages at the stadium.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gReqm4q-A-vfsAgicBsbtA", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AsR_kchMG7UpKy0YmYXWBg", "text": "They're open late - its cheap - and their hot dogs are delicious!  What more can you ask for?\n\nThis is an awesome place to get a late night bite after either studying late or partying late.  Occasionally, you'll encounter a line, but no line the Top Dog staff can't handle quickly.  There's a hot dog place in LA where the line goes around the building.  (Top Dog beata them by far by taste and you won't stand in line for hours.)  \n\nThere is a lack of seating, but its a hot dog, so you can stand and eat without a problem.\n\nThey tried opening a Top Dog in Southern California, but its not quite the same.  I love how they toast the buns just right.\n\nI miss it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cjTL-2J-YOeQovw2w1XHxg", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "asZmQpCcG0p_aiqHj54K7Q", "text": "TOP DOG is good, but I have something better in SF. \nWell, the quality is almost the same. The price too.\nBut, the worker is.. errrr. That's why I took a star off. Sorry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aH5An_AXExeK0LchJb1-vQ", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AUKyuvnjZ-KGiYCWZEFfhw", "text": "After visiting campus over 20 years later, this place still rocks. Hot kraut in the condiments area is a small bonus given the straight up yummy dog and luscious bun. I could eat 'em plain-they're that good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bZqdkNkUC98Ba3mkVlu6lQ", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AWkiRW04Sfe9ItA1DPq__A", "text": "Simple & good.\n\nWhy so good? because you get down and dirty, without all that nonsense-crap-pinks-overpriced-hotdogswithdumtoppings kinda thing...\n\n$3 including tax, you get the dog and bread.  You do the magical thing and add some condiments and kraut and whatever else they have on the counter.\n\nI love their hot links, bratwurst, lemon chicken, & italian.\n\nthere is 10+ years of a love-relationship between I and top dog on durant.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nXi_xGNlzPvck-k3VY5njQ", "date": "2010-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AXV8uiLwZe9vgX_EkGknkw", "text": "Best hot dogs in norcal! Socal has to go to Pinks!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LgdmczjO47SjwwTrAjqJcw", "date": "2006-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AydMMY3O6SSewamNT0OdSA", "text": "Open till 2 a.m., this place hits the spot when you're up late and hungry for something unhealthy.\n\nThe inside embodies the Berkeley character. Political cartoons and clipped news columns pepper the small interior's walls and counter tops. My favorite is the full-page, single-panel cartoon about the path of life, illustrated as if it were a twisted amusement park.\n\nThe cooks are nice, and the atmosphere is very easy and casual. They aren't afraid to speak their mind, and they strike me as nothing but down-to-earth.\n\nThere are a huge variety of dogs you can choose to put on a grilled bun. Self-serve toppings include relish, onions, and sauerkraut. Ketchup, yellow mustard, and deli mustard also included. The result is at least as good as any dog you'll get at a ballpark.\n\nI recommend the chicken-apple sausage or the regular \"top dog.\" I'm salivating right now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "umVlZDCwlXZRH8AF05F34A", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aztoBMn_N3EphfsJGDKCEg", "text": "Yeah 3bucks for a hot dog might be a little steep but I love Top Dog.  Too many good times because of this place.  Coming back late from a study session, finals, etc and Top Dog was there.  Nothing beats a chicken apple or lemon chicken on a drunken night.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-c_M39d-LhYoaeU05V7uHA", "date": "2011-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B0VRyW4QEUJiBQy-AFIL7g", "text": "This place is on the top of my list. (my totally awesome list).  If you love hot dogs like I do, well this place is for you.  The menu is very simple, you pick the dog you want from their huge selection, all of which are the same price ($3), and the dog grill-er will throw one down for you along with a nice sesame seed bun.  Once the dog is grilled you can select your toppings.  There are many mustards to choose from as well as chopped onion, relish, and warmed saur kraut.  When I go in, I usually get a Bockwurst or two with a line of brown mustard and the saur kraut piled up high.  Hot Dog Heaven right there man.  For those that love this place like I do, you can even take home cold dogs and buns for parties or just for whatever.  Words for the wise, make sure that you don't mistake the hot Russian mustard for brown mustard, and when biting into the dog, watch out those suckers are hot!  Go on, eat your heart out, and try to top 7 at one time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zp3tRNqyeL7-kGDJwMkgpQ", "date": "2007-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B5PzpCXyVqqxwrld1sR8-g", "text": "Top Dog is one of the first places I've tried in Berkeley. \n\nI always get the lemon chicken because it's soo good, especially on the toasted roll. They have condiments on the side that you help yourself to. For $3, it's slightly expensive for a hot dog when you think about it, but it's still really good! You can also buy the hotdogs and buns in bulk for a cheaper price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b5ua9nuSFMhTV55lctcQbw", "text": "This place is a little too overpriced and a little too overrated. I like the different varieties of dog they offered, and it is $3 with no tax, but I wasn't satisfied with one. It was good, but I wouldn't really have this as a meal but have it more as a snack. A very expensive snack.\nI probbly could've gone to McD's and gotten full with the same amount of money, but I decided to take a chance and see what all the hype was about with the 4.5 star rating. \nBut hey, at least it tasted good. =]", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ApXv0y3KdUYT3AFrYm9l1w", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B60AzSa5mYWooscEQNlYAw", "text": "These dogs are awesome!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zqKbIW2_fLRz3tcvD-LTlg", "date": "2008-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B9qjAS2z1lmxuEY1CDqnIg", "text": "This is the standard when it comes to a quality SAUSAGE-FEST!  Get the bird dog!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iYzbRy7B_Ho3NX-1rXvRLQ", "date": "2006-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bBLiUwCGHZsx8fXxs2jmYg", "text": "It's true that the dudes at this particular Top Dog are consistently the jerkiest of any Top Dog jockeys, but they're also on top of their shit. They are efficient and they will never fuck up your order. \n\nAnd it always kind of makes me giggle the way they skip over people in line who hesitate when ordering. You gotta be assertive and decisive at this Top Dog, and those are two qualities I value highly in other humans.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GyG7Rb-bSuAkCGYyWzYHcA", "date": "2007-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bc413p0O4woRLavsnSt3DQ", "text": "Still great. I love how it hasn't changed (except maybe the prices that reflect inflation. Did I just say that? Oh gawd, I'm old).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tfsqrgzc_jrDKYiT39aphg", "date": "2009-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BCMcW2telkjk3qxzDMC2bQ", "text": "Rude. Not accomodating with allergies. Poor service. If I have a question, the least they can do is answer it with some bit of respect. But, no.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "24NP7YILOQrVVkHXhouHDQ", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BCMjCmb0GvvHGWiRyZiLqg", "text": "Easily a 5! I love their chicken apple sausage and after a late night out, this is the go to destination in Berkeley. Mmm mmm. I love that there's no line cuz I'm one of those people that would cut every single line if I could. This is gonna be a short review..simple, Top Dog is helllla good! Just go! Cash only btw!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mZ4hWZmDxhqYOOJwfkHbzQ", "date": "2010-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bcz3dZKGAclSUvsKM9xpzg", "text": "I visited this place yesterday with a gigantic appetite and it was quite satisfying. They have a good variety of flavors, the boyfriend had the smoked apple chicken and I had the lemon chicken. \n\nI came with zero expectations and all I have to say is ..despite it being a bit expensive, it was some pretty darn good hot dogs! The only thing that bothered me was the size of the place. It was quite cramped and had about 5 bar stool seats. \n\nIf you're in town, you've got to try!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-vTrhRbmEzB8Ax87bfL-qA", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bDcM6D_P9KbLNY1gq-uISA", "text": "spicy hot link, hot russian mustard.  \n\nthe cooks don't insult the customers anymore.  so sad.  \n\nbut i'll snarf a couple links here any time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pRksBWj9umJe2mzJNv46aQ", "date": "2007-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BDDxTI30hSofhGBDR4of_g", "text": "Can you say hot dog heaven?  I tried the Chicken Apple & Hot Louisiana.  If your into the HOT stuff like me, definitely try the Hot Louisiana it will not disappoint!  I like how they use this sub-style kind of bread, its all nice and toasty!  I would say that it's pricey compare to Costco, but you can't beat the variety of the dogs they have.  This place is great for a quick grub inbetween breaks or to fulfill a late night hunger.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qbq3Y9iLi8sV_EtTwzjLPg", "date": "2009-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-Be_FSH3Z9zkGhbNqKBYmQ", "text": "Don't know how long Top Dog has been around. When we lived in Berkeley some 35 odd years ago, there was only one Top Dog, the one on Durant. Now there is one on the North side, and one on Center near the Bart station.\nOne of the best hot dog ever!! Hot links and Polish sausages are our favorites. Always tried to eat there, the counter guy browned them to perfection, the they have all the condiments available for you to top the dogs yourself. When we don't have time, we always buy the uncooked hot dogs to take home. Great for BBQ parties!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "grFjhD2zEzfjo7Gbp8JvoQ", "date": "2010-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BEr3khAaQ-9bXwSrtpfDSQ", "text": "No hotdog gets five stars.  But this place does serve good dogs on the go with brisk, terse, and often firm service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MZE_m7xrMhKy6iIB_d2kYA", "date": "2012-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bfvuk_e-HuTRuUg8YmwVYA", "text": "Drove all the way from LA to Berkeley !!! First time there with my boy friend and i gotta say its the best hot dog joint Iv'e been to!!! I recommend the Lemon chicken hot dog or the Bratwurst!!! Can't wait to come back! The drive is worth it !!! LOL", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QCwhpmlM5YJreXFgGJNt_w", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BHmApVu6apQZ4Hs2OraEIA", "text": "2 big, juicy dogs for $6? WORD.\n\nNext time I am ordering everything on the menu and taking a bite of everything to see what I like best! =)\n\nNOM, NOM, NOM", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DvArWwFCs_7zRL8dy297wQ", "date": "2011-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bIIf2Ft4SWS6bM8jLL4Y4A", "text": "It is what it is.  \n\nThey have good sausages, they grill them well, no frills, none asked for.  \n\nThe place is a dump, but who cares when it's 12:30 at night?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4PXYC_JCSkhsHKbDIRZVtA", "date": "2009-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bJffSVnSjbrGAunboPByJw", "text": "one of the best hot dog places on Earth! I've tried 75% of the menu and been here a few hundred times. I can't say that about many other restaurants.\n\nLemon Chicken dog - delish w/ kraut and mustard\n\nCost - dirty cheap\n\nI'm also keeping this one short, can't wait to go back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s4O8baEyijx68SOrz668rg", "date": "2009-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BmCQrDkjXtYUbGIzCAh0Hg", "text": "MHMMM TOPDOG! Always open late for us night life people and night owls. They have a great variety of dogs and I enjoy them all, even the really unique ones.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bn83Id3Aa7GsIhBAvIgYLw", "text": "I think this is biggest hot dog menu I have seen at a hot dog place. The hot dogs are pretty good and the customer service is not bad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sfbDDCPmhHTVWvs7Rinbew", "date": "2008-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BRpi0drPQSULRUMDLXui_g", "text": "what can i say:  12am in berkely and hungry.  the kielbasa wasn't enough, so i had to take down a hot link as well.\n\nambience:  if you count the homeless guy looking at me and the strange looking students as a positive thing, i give it one star.\n\nfood/value ration:  this is the best utility for dollar spent play out there.  the sesame bun and the \"hot\" dog is great.  better when drunk.\n\ncan't wait to go again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8JoMnR2as2Y6Sl_rkL_Ggg", "date": "2010-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BSf77ExPG5AGvxjep0pFAg", "text": "Top Dog is awesome food.  It's cramped, it reeks of grease, and the chefs are smart asses and I still love this place.  What is it about these dogs that are so good?  They're thick, they're hearty, they've got a little bit of char and a whole lot of flavor.   My favorites are the Lemon Chicken and the Kielbasa.  Together.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CAQv3QQHUasQNtN-HEldAw", "date": "2007-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B-v6oUhJDmOKTvHwN4OECw", "text": "I like this place. I love the three dollars for any hot dog price too. I hate change ! \nIt is good, I love the polish dogs and the kielbasa.\nIs it great? Nah. You're talking to a girl who grew up on filthy L.A. bacon wrapped dogs grilled in dirty grills with even dirtier people. MY GOD THEY ARE DELICIOUS. \nTop dog...does the trick when it is two am and I am hungry. \n\nDo not appreciate that the guy at the counter was rude when I was clearly being harassed by someone in the middle of the night. I know you probably get that a lot, but come on.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rb3ujWPPnhvvshHJzD6Uhg", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bwa_6SpTxwQ260Q1nX3wrA", "text": "Back in the days when I was a student I come here every week to satisfy my lemon chicken and hot link craving. Whenever I'm in Berkeley I would specifically stop by here and get myself 2 lemon chickens and 2 hot links because I miss it so much. \n\nI wish they have a store in San Jose.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tKhZtpndA8DK3MC9HK4TPw", "date": "2007-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bwZINrYCTwkSjjazsRyDOA", "text": "Love a slightly crispy bun with tasty links in a hot dog! My brother brought me here to try it out for the first time and I ordered the hot link and lemon chicken.  Both were delicious and the hot link was sure hot!! I love to eat spicy food and was skeptical as to how spicy it would be but this made my nose run so it's definately h-h-hottt! \n\n$3 for a hot dog is rather reasonable here for the special sausage they have unless you're comparing it to a Costco hot dog with a drink for $2.50 =P.  If you come here, expect to wait since this place seems to be always busy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mPnq6Wx2-DfAOag9oenNfw", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bzeJ0ig5kyp6ymnKn-8k0A", "text": "I'm kind of a hot dog snob.  Excellent dog.  Rivals some of the better dogs I've had at baseball games all over the country.  I love this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kGL7PyqXmJybvJ5P-vw_rQ", "date": "2008-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C02nhk-rPr3FdoK_0kJM_w", "text": "They have catered a few hot dog days with my work. Always awesome and its hard to stop eating.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OxWbOj20hHOd_fk8JpLVWQ", "date": "2008-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c2CvBSeHeJv4v5xwuqHUtw", "text": "One of my favorite eateries in Berkeley - I have many fond memories coming here with friends during college, for a quick lunch or late night snack.  Although the prices have risen a bit, it is still one of the best hot dog places I've enjoyed.\n\nFor those that like it hot, I recommend: 2 hot links, dressed with onions, and Russian mustard - simply delightful.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6_SpY41LIHZuIaiDs5FMKA", "date": "2010-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c2NIdgp3hv0Y_W2Cx-URQg", "text": "if only it was $1.10 for a dog and a cola still...\nbut it would be five stars up there if swain was still alive and working the grill at night. all these grilled sausages and sesame buns, miso soup, unfiltered apple juice(the dark brown stuff) poured from the jug, bag of chips, the 12\" or 13\" tv that has \"stolen from top dog\" in permanent marker written on it, german mustard, sauerkraut, russian hot mustard, pickle relish, onions(eeew), ketchup, and cold dogs to go! they're open all the time except for one day a year, and i think it's new years day.\n\ni've read some of the other reviews, and i love top dog too! i've never been there drunk, and i usually go late at night. david p. swain was the original 'soup nazi' and the other guys who work the grill are great, but the customers who go there now don't even know what it's like to have swain point his tongs at you and say \"order!\" i was passed by many times over the years---it wasn't just a rookie thing.\n\ni think i can't go to any other dog except this one(dog south) and *dog north*(northside) as my friends and i like to call it.\n\ndog center(st.) is usually slow, and sometimes they don't even warm up the dog to hot! location is great but if you want it done right, go to dog south or dog north...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P6xM1qh64j8d0twbkWteHg", "date": "2006-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C3XPzVWPoqK_FpgItJFtjg", "text": "Hit this place after the Arcade Fire show at the Greek. Had the kielbasa -amazing. Can't wait to go back and try more (there are about 12 different types of dogs). The guy behind the counter was very friendly and the woman cooking was very fast and clean.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S6BXOUedzPH58K0rYY1loQ", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C7AgIaV1t5ts8bytYh-bMQ", "text": "Got a hot link here whilst visiting the bf, I was not particularly impressed or disgusted. It was an average experience at an above-average price for a not-too-filling meal. Yeah. Meh. I think this place gets a bit too much hype.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2e9gol6YuiIlCp97ChqO_A", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C-aD9oJdXHRqPfrfrvYryA", "text": "I don't know why Top Dog inspires so much discussion. The dogs are pretty good, but they're overpriced. Its main attraction lies in the fact that it's open later than almost any other place in Berkeley.\n\nHaving said that, I recommend trying the potato salad, which for some reason nobody ever seems to order.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tnr0oku9aVuyI5XR5wnR4g", "date": "2007-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cdAXQORRxD-jBuf6UCUF0Q", "text": "this is it ! it doesn't get any better than a top dog . i been going to top dogs for over 30 years now . i still have not found a better place to get a dog . Sauerkraut and the hot russian muster is off the chain . if you like great sausage you'll love this place", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lRPK7xPXdDbJ1cIl9YhCdw", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CDMekQAt-NAKzK1vFdwM8A", "text": "When living in Berkeley we went here all the time, and my hubby got me hooked on their delicious grilled hot lemon chicken sausages. We'd get it with  a little thing of potato salad and deli mustard and a drink. It was the best and by far what I compare all hot dogs to since then. \n\nI'm giving them a 5 star because I don't like hotdogs usually, and since moving to California (and specifically to Berkeley) I have become a huge fan of TOP DOG and miss it terribly since moving to SoCal. \n\nThe brats, the chicken apple, the lemon chicken.. anything and everything you get at TOP DOG is a winner, and perfectly grilled right in front of you. Can't go wrong with that! \n\nNext time we're back home in Berkeley (a couple times of year of course!) It's TOP DOG!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rvSUEFsoKKyliJ4VBwY4aA", "date": "2007-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cDyUJycXFkMUQzUCBAZjJA", "text": "it's funny how you don't realize how much a place means to you until after the fact.\n\ni can't believe that i use to pass up going to Top Dog thinking that it was too far at one point when i lived at the dorms. and now, years after graduation, i will drive taking a detour on my way home just get a taste. this place is great anytime of day from late breakfast to late night snack any day of the week.\n\nthis tiny berkeley venue has grown and i'm not too surprised anymore when i see it popped up at a new location. however there is something to be said about the nostalgia and going back to where you had your first bite. i think usher shares this sentiment because when his tour visits the bay he makes his pilgrimage to this same location.\n\nto each their own of course and my favorites have changed over the years.\noriginally a fan of their (chicken) apple: a great mix of sweet and savory\nthen moved on to lemon (chicken):  for the garlic and lemon knock out combination\nand finally to bock(wurst): the milk and eggs give it a breakfast taste and breakfast just happens to be my favorite meal of the day. oh if they only had a bacon add on option... \n\nuntil next time\n\ncheers", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nEl2xgE6EBrIU9axpW_gmA", "date": "2012-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cE1ZMzycVPV_WR4SHkvFuw", "text": "YUMMY!!!!! my first time at top dog and it was soo good...\nshared the smoked apple sausage dog and it was deeeeeeeeelish.\nloved the roll that they put it in! (not your normal hot dog bun) \ni'm a fan", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2Njj_f43_EqnPid-n3h0Tg", "date": "2010-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cEtl9gGofvg007dzS6hvgg", "text": "Great selection of hot dogs, but comes at a steep price. Each dog is 3 or 3.50, which is about the price of 2 at a regular street vendor. The service was alright, but very rushed. I personally got the garlic frankfurter, which was decent but not amazing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jDphMiXXj34FUAzb514i4A", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CFN62imgRnVpHKcKYCrnIg", "text": "The greatest hot dog place on earth. Fortunately, in southern california, we have Berkeley Dog which features pretty much the same line up of hot dogs. However, if you find yourself in the bay area, you must stop here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cPohcKVMJ1UODrZ4N4v_zg", "date": "2011-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CHOmw_13WyJbtxl5EfEoAQ", "text": "Best hot dog ever.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RzfYW15KepJZqPjlnazlNg", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ckdLlt12o2zXou_-1GPp5g", "text": "too amazing! Cheap, tasty, delightful, out of the ordinary. \n\nWhen my friends wanted to get hot dogs from here I originally didn't want one because I don't really like hot dogs...but after I saw how they were prepared, they looked so darn good that I couldn't resist! I got the Smoked Chicken Apple Dog! YUM YUM YUM! Super juicy, tender, and fresh! I like that they do NOT serve their hot dogs on regular buns. They use much more quality bread almost reminding me of a baguette type of bread. \n\nThe cool thing about this place is that it is open super late. Perfect for late night munchies. This place definitely serves top of the line hot dogs!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pmKnNkGVgzhMkwJaTU5apA", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cmBpCmDNUqpYM9Bh4bgx-g", "text": "PRO:\n* simply THE greatest hot dog place on the planet (but you must go to the one on Durant, southside of campus)\n* been coming here for 30 years and amazing consistency\n* sometimes hilarious (in a sardonic way) guys behind the counter\n* it's the way they toast their hot dog buns that keeps them king\n* offers a six-pack (dogs/buns) to go (however; home cooking them is not as good, unfortunately)\n* as reflection of the economic times, I guess, they've started a Top Dog card program (one punch per dog)\n\nCON:\n* it's no longer a few blocks to walk to, ever since I moved away from Berkeley\n* once saw Kurt Vonnegutt, Jr. walking by and regretted not offering to buy him a Top\n\nalternatives:\n* better than Carney's (LA), Casper's (Oak), Gray's Papaya or Nathan or Sabrette's (NYC) or Ted's (Buffalo)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "afxY0DpamMQeHSBEpTkJpA", "date": "2009-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CmXbXwksf724d_A6pdQK-w", "text": "Man, I've been wanting to yelp this place for awhile... \n\nGood:: \nThe food here is WONDERFUL. I LOVE their Hot Link&Braut. I Love how they sort of toast your bun and stuff. I usually come here late after a night of partying and it always hits the spot for me. \n\nBad:: \nSadly, this place has the worst service. The people that work here are total assholes!! The fucking guy with the ponytail is a total jackass!! I asked him for a bad and he said I would have to buy one. Who the fuck pays for a brown paper bag? No one ever charged me before!! Also, the bitch with the glasses!! I sure scared the shit out of her!! Haha!! So the story is... Me and a friend had come there at night and order a whole bunch of stuff and when everything was finish and she gave us the total, and we had remembered and added 3 more things (a drink,chips and potato salad) and then asked her for the complete total again. Guess what she said?? She said... \"Add it up\" I was heated!! I went off on that bitch!! I told her to take the fucking stick out her ass and don't be mad at us for having a social life and actual jobs, instead of working at a hotdog place at 2am. I was a little mean for that, but I was so mad!! I haven't seen her since!! Haha!! \n\nOther than the bad service, the place is great. I still come back at least once every 2 weeks.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jkEZi5RtYcCWr5SImPx_WA", "date": "2009-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CpvRRZryFQLDSS9mTGCE0g", "text": "Normally, I would never make the trek out to Berkeley, since I live in San Francisco and BART is quite expensive. When when I found Top Dog on Yelp, I just had to make a visit. The trip cost 6.80 on BART just for a $3 hot dog, but it was all worth it to support my people: Libertarians. Liberty never tasted so good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OcUqtamLNI3swNjGYag2dw", "date": "2009-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CtZVrj9jJ4AI32a80oALxA", "text": "i still can't find a place anywhere that can serve hot dogs this good!!!! dammmmit .. living in Sac depresses me once i realize there ain't no Top Dog here!!!! =( sometimes i wish i went to UCBerkeley just to be near it!!\n\nErytime me n my homies are on our way home from the clubs, if Lucky Chances n Denny's ain't crackin, we always end up here ... haven't tried a hot dog i don't like either!! the hot links are my favvvorriiiitteee ... my bro likes the Kiel, the Calabrese and the Smoked Chicken Apple ... all my guy friends agree that the hots are the best and chicken apples and kiels come in 2nd .. load 'em up wit onions, slap on some ketchup or some deli mustard and mMmm .. have an RC Cola or a lemonade to wash it down too!!!\n\ni hate that there are 3 in berkeley and 2 in oakland!! please make one in sac .. tons of us bay area folk would LOVE YOU MORE! =)\n\nman, now i want one ...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ihsjMBK97ML5wxGfOxL4gQ", "date": "2009-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cU6gELu1q3AvJNpRrMufDA", "text": "Best.  Dogs.  Ever!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AMHZ36k6-R-LA_A4v-5BpA", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CW3_g86dpaKyB99vltOrGg", "text": "Well, this place's hot dogs and links are pretty good but not as CRAZY GOOD as I've heard about. I'd probably stop by if I was in the area (like really really close to it), but it's probably not something I'd go too much out of the way for. The guy working there is nice and all the dogs are cooked to order. \n\nThe topping bar has relish and sauerkraut where you can just keep piling it on. Wait now I'm craving hot dogs even though I just ate... dammit!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W_ds8g8jSNf2DLHcCHexxA", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cXO9ayvCYoqwIr5AumFkJg", "text": "Top Dog is just like every other hot dogs... NOT even kidding... the bread is better though! I think the bread is what makes Top Dog good. LOL\n\nIt is 3 bucks for one hot dog... & I can eat like 4 hot dogs -.- hmm... So I think it is pretty pricey for just ONE hot dog... I mean, the hotdogs aren't bigger than a \"typical\" hotdog. WTH is so special about it? the different meat?? chyeah right!\n\nI think it is pretty overhyped. It's unsanitary (they touch money & use those hands to make the hotdogs. barf!) & the hot dogs are just aite.\n\np.s. I don't have a picture of a Top Dog. I just never thought it was that special...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CxYiYhwPI7hTql1NDlGP9Q", "text": "My dad used to bring me here as a kid and now... well now I drag all my friends here on a regular basis.\n\n\n$3.  C'mon.  What's to lose?  \n\n\nMy friend and I made it our New Year's Resolution to try everything on the menu.  So far, my favorites go to the Calabrese and the Bratwurst -- hands down.  Less delicious are the Linguica and the Bird Dog.  \n\n\nGO if you're lucky enough to be in the area.  \n\n\nOh, and bring one down if you're on your way to San Diego ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KH3cBULZ2y4miI8mtlbY9Q", "date": "2008-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Czm2-wemer8UUt1L9UkGqQ", "text": "Top Dog is the place to go!! \n\nI actually had the privilege of working here a long time ago at their location in Rockridge out of what was call Long Drugs back then.  My friend worked there and hooked me up as a part time job after school.  I was HOOKED after working there. EVERYDAY, literally, I would have a hot link, butterflied of course, with a bag of BBQ Lays chips and a small Root beer, MMMMMMM...just talking about it now makes my mouth water.  \n\nThe quality of the dogs are just GOOD.  The kielbasa is yum, the bird dog is juicy, lemon chicken is addicting and the good Ole old fashion top dog frankfurter is just simple and satisfying!! Have it with ketchup and mustard, or hot mustard with warm sauerkraut, or everything on it or just PLAIN! Either way, its good.  \n\nSo come anytime because they're open late and try any of them! They'll hit the spot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wUgDYU7zou8uSd0P6-_TUg", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d0MYdCoazF6QgDfG09HFLA", "text": "i can't go to berkeley and not get a lemon chicken.  if i'm feeling industrious, i'll go for a hot link too.\n\nthe service doesn't need to be friendly, just quick, so be ready to order when called on and have your cash ready.  the dogs are delicious but i believe half the magic comes from the crispier-than-average buns with sesame seeds on top.\n\nmake sure you accessorize well and choose the right mustard, add ketchup, relish, and onions at your own discretion.  the dogs are the stars here.\n\nthe only thing i wish is that the prices were the same as they were when i was in college.  they're up to $3.00 each.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "99XuyBiheVTMZ3aLfcrnPw", "date": "2009-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D2FSS-SyqpX0aqURcH6qBQ", "text": "I would give this place a five star on service and how delicious my hot dog was but I'm giving it a three star. The reasoning is food handling. I was grossed out as the guy took our money then grabbed the buns with his bare hands without sanitizing. Besides that I ordered the garlic dog which was delicious and cheap:)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_8x4b0tKK-1YRP7p2_0BCQ", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D6al7jxbQ3VAPfTCeKfO3Q", "text": "This place is a late night Berkeley institution. There's really nothing all that spectacular about Top Dog but there's a soft spot for this place in the heart of everyone that hangs in Berkeley.\n\nThey have all kinds of sausages from your basic hot dog to chicken apple to keilbasa. Nothing you can't buy at the grocery store and cook yourself. They also have a bunch of different kinds of mustard, which is really all a good hot dog needs. \n\nIt's the most crowded between 1am and 2am when everyone is stumbling around for something to satisfy their drunk munchies. When you order, make sure you know what you want because the cooks usually act like you're wasting their time. It's pretty fun to watch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "57OpG6QjpQjVXjjQQxA_Og", "date": "2008-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dcU1yiLmlSXqsXh1aY9Jbg", "text": "If you're ever in Berkeley, you've got to try Top Dog.\n\nI absolutely love their Lemon Chicken and Chicken Apple. I haven't tried anything else off the menu but I'm loving what I chose so far. You're able to add your own condiments. I don't because I simply love the taste of a plain hot dog. The buns they use are quite unique. It's good because It's actually crunchy, but I don't really like the sesame taste it provides. I think an original, grilled hot dog bun would do the honor of complimenting the sausage.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PZ7zZyF_pSO7Vmqs4FDD4g", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dFZgitd9egTY-8XuwUqfiQ", "text": "Service: 2/5\nFood: 3.5/5\nWait: 2.5/5\nPrice: $\nPresentation of food: 3/5\nPresentation of restaurant: 3/5\nOverall: 3/5\n\nthis place is pretty good considering the pricing as well as the lack of places open late in Berkeley even on weekends! im not from Berkeley, so i am def. not use to places closed so early on WEEKENDS. i would've gave them a 4-star but i was there around 1 something almost 2, and there were few more people behind me about to order but they were drunk; and debating what to get for like an extra 7 minutes long. And the dude that worked there was really impatient and got fed up so they just closed on them on the spot; (cuz they close at 2am), they just took all the dogs off the griller and told them they can't order n e more cause they took too long. i think thats kind of messed up, its still business and they WERE RIGHT THERE; talk about being in a bad mood.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LZzyszEXnhr3KzPs6GWM1g", "date": "2010-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-dJivq23VR_qL8_3hcKTxg", "text": "I always get \"The Wienie\" (veggie dog). It's actually pretty good (hence the 5 stars), and great if you're looking for a small meal. I love that THIS top dog is open late. There is one on Northside on Hearst but it's not open nearly as late. Another difference between this one and the one on Northside: the wait. This top dog is pretty crowded (esp with those late night snackers!!), and there is one guy that works here who is extremely aggressive and intimidating. My tip: if it's crowded, KNOW what you want, and if you hear someone describing what you're wearing, he's not admiring your sense of fashion...he's the cook and he's trying to get your order on the grill! \n\nTake advantage of the condiment bar (sauerkraut, ketchup, mustard, onions, dijon mustard...etc).\n\nFinally, if you're planning a barbaque and don't want to serve taste-less hotdogs that come in packs of 300 from where ever you like to shop, you can buy dogs (in packs of 6 or so) from top dog and impress all your friends, frenemies, and co-workers...or satisfy your inner hot dog junkie.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w1Kx0pLwThUc9CmwP8UWRg", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DKb9dQSS5FAMlDAlGZeTag", "text": "Pretty good and unique hot dogs. I like how they are open super late as well. It is nice when you are craving a delicious hot dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DlhSQX0galr1A-Cx_5WZyg", "text": "Does Top Dog really need another outstanding review??\nC'mon, Top Dog is tops in Berkeley and top 3 in the bay area.  A unique dog cooked on a flat griddle with griddle-toasted, fresh sesame seed bread.  A variety of the dogs and sausages for all your moods.  No tables though.  Street parking can be tough. \nJust come try it, OK!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P7V1gC2K41B7I2CJc3bkfQ", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dMthkAAauDaWy72BXnnd9Q", "text": "I can see it now, years ago a man woke up claiming he had been visited by the gods and was ordered to build a TOPDOG and they will come!!!..and so he did. Top dog is the best place to stuff your face after a good night of heavy or moderately heavy drinking at kips or the Downlow. The Dogs are fairly priced, down side, place closes at 2. SHOULD BE OPEN ROUND THE CLOCK", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sFP8CNt6hFqepeiuqgj6fg", "date": "2007-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "doE3_pTkJ_6TEhGHszEKug", "text": "This is my favorite branch. The sausages are good quality, but nothing you can't buy elsewhere and cook yourself. There's nothing too weird on the menu (like some of the foo-foo places in SF... not that I mind a foo-foo sausage). But these guys are efficient and funny and open late. The dogs fly off the grill even when the place is packed tighter than a mosh pit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xjdOdPZ_-uELBGAWDv24zg", "date": "2007-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DOt96gqDRePcATYAJAgO9g", "text": "The thing that's great about Top Dog is that they don't need to give you a ton of weird toppings that don't belong anywhere near a hot dog. The dogs themselves are good enough so that a little mustard and relish is all you need. They have some unique dogs like chicken apple, lemon chicken, linguica and others, which are all really good. The only one I haven't tried is the vegetarian.\n\n   I usually order the Calabrese, which has a great blend of spices. A hot dog will set you back $3, drinks and chips are 75 cents each.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "56HrzaFh2WGH8yB50YBSvg", "date": "2009-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dRIThbwc8uKCGwdpx6I_bQ", "text": "fav hot dog !  love its hot links specially cold winter nites.  every time i visit nor-cal, I have to get some!   love it !!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FBkdoChwG3br-sgZrcYmNA", "date": "2010-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dSkTad_zGheuvsMyK1IfxQ", "text": "Had the Top Dog Frankfurter which was the best hot dog I've had in awhile.  Parked at the garage around the block and the best seat in this place is outside on the curb with a drink.\n\nMenu: http://www.topdoghotdogs.com/themenu.html", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_x6AWkwFmjtQDAx_7ShTvA", "date": "2009-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DTALrjn1NBvWlkdWHsjB4g", "text": "Everytime I visit Cal to reminisce the good 'ole days, I always make it a point to come back to top dog for my favorite - Lemon Chicken!!!  You cannot go wrong with the lemon chicken and even after all these years, it's still the best!  I love it so much that I even bought a whole pack of 20 franks to take back home with me.  But cooking it at home doesn't beat eating it from the top dog grill.  Even their hoagie sandwiches bun for the franks are the best I've had.  The combination fits perfectly.  If you could imagine a frank marrying a bun...it's hands down the lemon chicken and the top dog hoagie bun!  If only they'd open up a top dog in NYC.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nwHfqyK41oLvp_R0WkCA1Q", "date": "2009-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dtGWHU7RzXSQ3Vcq9U63Vg", "text": "Been going to Top Dog since I've been a little kid. My Dad went to Berkeley and he passed on the love of Top Dog down to my brother and I. He would also take us to the location on the North side of campus because it was sometimes easier to get to, but this location is the better of the two!\n\nI rarely deviate from getting a hot link, unless I get two dogs and then it's one of the varieties they offer like lemon chicken. I love piling on pretty much everything and then saurkraut. Makes for a perfect dog. The prices have slowly been creeping up, but hey - one would expect it to. They had been like $1.50 - $1.75 for so long, at least when I was a kid.\n\nTo boot, right across the street is King Pin Donuts! Yeah...heart attack waiting to happen. Yeah, Top Dog definitely my favorite place for hot dogs!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Pom9VZa9nINExa1t_Idxfg", "date": "2010-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dVDNsJmMFoH8uipKVCi7Kg", "text": "Top Dog is excellent for two reasons:\n\n1.  They have a good variety of quality sausages grilled to perfection and served in a nicely textured bun.  They also have a variety of mustards at your disposal.\n\n2.  It's one of very few places actually open past midnight in Berkeley.  \n\nThe original is actually really tasty but if you want something more original, the smoked chicken apple is a favorite.  If you like things spicy, the hot link will light a fire in your mouth.\n\nThe politically themed wall decorations are an entertaining read too while you wait or eat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K-PtK3gDicUeLXYoJmDKWw", "date": "2005-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dVq8CjV76LJ_KVo1VsL8xw", "text": "I'm sorry but Casper's hotdogs prices are getting out of control, poor college student can get a damn hot dog for cheap! \n\nThis place has a huge selection of hot dogs, links, and sausages for 3 dollars only. Totally sold. There was a young guy running the tiny place by himself who was really nice and helpful with me deciding on what I should get. \n\nI got a hot link. It came on a really nice bread roll and then a guy sitting next to me suggested that I put the krout and the hot russian mustard on. The guy had obviously been there plenty of times because that's exactly what I was looking for! \n\nThe link was really good and all the stuff with it but I think the bread did the trick for me. It was toasted and soft, just what I was looking for. Thank you Top Dog, next time I'm hungry and don't feel like spending a lot of money, you'll be seeing me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QFgq6gWjnPPJb6ioJVmJwQ", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dXbzf2OYGTqGSfIiEci01g", "text": "I really can't add being that this review is the 597th one. All I can say is that when I go to Cal for a football game or whatever, I have to have something from here. This place is a true institution for Cal students and visitors.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4ivHOzJHI4MHfelHEcFHRw", "date": "2009-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dyN7AXqIs_Y0dbaHx4yvOg", "text": "The hotdogs are alright. If you're in the area, want to try something this area's known for, give it a try.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H0FUdfLSDGg3AgMxsbYXnQ", "date": "2007-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dz-5lRLWuaWkEFFLh1EJFg", "text": "The best dogs and brauts ever! They have dogs for any person from vegie to chicken apple. Standing room only and the lines can be long but that is because it is so good! \n\nI you visit Berkeley then you have to eat here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5fwlsyaIgbu4z5mDNLLlDA", "date": "2012-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E0LpT8zdgT8zYn566whyig", "text": "The Magical World of Berkeley begins at Top Dog.  It's one of the smallest restaurants you will ever find.  So small it feels like you walked inside a hotdog cart.  They rarely have more than a five minute wait, but if they do, it's because they won't serve it unless it's steamed to perfection. \n\nIt's a great place to start your walk through Berkeley. You'll finish your dog before you get to the first traffic light and make that big decision: Left or right? Note to visitors: Go Right! It's the Berkeley way.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HNp2eHlSLHZ4qqREkZkOIg", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E4wEiTtZNRN1CF9uipuMNw", "text": "Top and a Hot. You can't beat that, son.\n\nHalf the fun is just watching the grill guy keep track of 30 different orders at once. The other half is watching your dogs pick up the flavors of the surrounding dogs on the grill. And the remaining half is enjoying an RC Cola and fondly recalling that dreary scene in Taxi Driver where the lady at the porno theater tells Travis \"We don't have Coca-Cola. Royal Crown Cola is all we got.\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8OrNVCfrALZuwzgf5dQVcw", "date": "2009-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eAijBkgKLygRDHpNQ2dLoQ", "text": "Best hot dogs in town (or just about anywhere else)!  They have a good selection of sausages & it only takes a few minutes to heat them up & have them ready for you.\n\nDon't come here expecting a sit-down meal (although some locations actually have stools and/or tables and chairs).  This is a no-frills, very down to earth, cash only sort of operation.\n\nThey always have lots of interesting political stuff to read (with a strong libertarian tinge).\n\nIf you want to save some money and have good hot dogs at home, ask for a 6-pack (not sure how much it costs, but it's much cheaper than the normal price of $3/dog).\n\nLast time I checked (which admittedly was several years ago) you could buy the same brand of hot dogs (Saags I believe) at Berkeley Bowl.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nc5xuK-ppgvmANUh8iSO6A", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ecGwxxLjGDDtpRRbK5RAHg", "text": "The best place to get a midnight snack around the Berkeley campus.  My favorite is the hot link.  It's has a nice kick if you like it spicy.  Also, at roughly $3 a pop, it fills the stomach without breaking the bank.\n\nOne warning! Make sure you know what you want before standing in line.  The cashier will likely yell at you taking up space of another customers wanting to get in the door.  Seriously, the place is 10x10 so it can only hold may 10-15 people.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bKcHI9mRUdomu_7XZjR3zg", "date": "2009-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "edvFL4SH118f8uCJD81pvg", "text": "after spending all my money at the mega-longs drugstore,  on 51st and broadway. i am famished. i hit the top dog and have my hot link with kraut and relish. life is good even tho i must brush my teeth when i get home to get rid of the stinky breath.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZGXTScol8GbsHNZ-IIwn6g", "date": "2007-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EfhJ328SCvmRkZy3ZE4y8A", "text": "I love hot dogs and Top Dog is the place to get them in Berkeley. It's a tiny place with the friendliest people. One of my favorites is the chicken apple sausage. I think the last time I was here, I ordered two ;). I need to come back here more often!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GiC_S3Hhfh02Yy6c9prDvg", "date": "2012-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eg3RrjJpZIRbwOsclg-qFQ", "text": "THIS PLACE IS BOMB.  I am not a fan of hot dogs because you never really know what they are made of, but that slipped my mind when it was nearly 3 am and my friends and I drunkenly stumbled upon this \"famous\" joint in Berkeley. I felt compelled to try one, actually two.  They were delicious.  I had no idea they had different kinds, I would love to go back and try the Chicken Apple.  \n\nYUM YUM YUM", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EUIDf0JmmV3tCtwVLhruzg", "date": "2010-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EgjdSa40yvluy4MMqpF0hA", "text": "if you want a hot dog, come here.  the end.\n\nok i'll say more.  the selection is huge.  the sausages and hot dogs are good.  and i love the selection of mustards.\n\nit's hot dogs plain and simple.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KTIMsSQxA7HQFDxWKobYjQ", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EgPB6xCTw-yWpAU2ajqaCA", "text": "Alright.. I love hot dogs.... I don't think I've ever met a hot dog that didn't ust totally make my day.  That said...this place is hands down the BEST place to get a hot dog that I have ever come across.  \n\nYou basically cannot go wrong here (unless you accidentally use the russian mustard and use way too much... (me...last night...ow, it was still GOOD though)).  \n\nSometimes you have to wait through all the CAL kids, but even so, they're great too if you're in good spirits.  \n\nOpen SUPER late so you can go post-bar if you'd like.  And, it's berkeley so there's no \"proper\" way to kick it there.  I sat on the curb with my girl last night, chowing down.  Pure bliss.\n\n(cons: the wait, it's small so you have to cram in, no seating area....  but, basically, nothing can make this less than 5 stars (except for bugs...and I've seen none))", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2DaSmbM1B-2vKKzuHDaHSw", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EHEex1W9xDqoHHSA6z-mpQ", "text": "Like Rosamunde's in SF, but cheaper!  The weiner/vegan dog has changed over the years, is currently a tofurky brand I believe, but @ $3 this place is a great cheap meal if you can't grab a four pack from Trader Joe's for the same price and cook 'em up at home.  Plus if you've got friends, or kids who are omnivorous you can both eat and be happy.  I'd say I still prefer Rosamunde's in SF because they've got more of European topping choices and are adjacent to the amazing Toronado, but I'm grateful that the East Bay has Top Dog - hell even my parents when here when they were students.  It's an establishment and even open late!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ahDqW99ykHJfftHgRxQpeg", "date": "2008-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ejy8pBX6R9y9p3xBQD_gUA", "text": "For a hot dog joint, this is best.  Their lemon chicken is one of my favorites.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0DAJCCZcwsftU0gX5C0P7A", "date": "2006-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EnUpLTDpm29MlJwj2bSvCw", "text": "I drove 370 miles for you, smoked chicken apple hot dog. I also visited some fam/friends, but enough about them, you were the main reason ;) Til we meet again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bQEjrEPbXX822TzGC0aJCg", "date": "2011-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_EoFJ2ST_l0CRi_zKESrYQ", "text": "and who doesnt like TOP DOG ????", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WCoCQQKN5jfu731pfOt1oQ", "date": "2008-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eORGfABzr5KnpRgpyBjiLQ", "text": "Top dog serves mainly to satisfy the hunger pangs of uc Berkeley students throughout the week. It's late business hours mean that sometimes students are left with it as their only choice of obtaining a low cost meal.  And that precisely is what top dog is good at doing. \nI give it 2 stars -\n-1 star for quality - the hot dogs are prefrozen and cooked hastily, sometimes even undercooked. I would recommend the chicken Apple and garlic selections from the menu .\n-1 star for the fact that they DON'T accept cash which is very inconvenient especially at 2 am \n-1 star for its overall ghetto feel. At late nights especially on the weekends the crowd here can get really sketchy and armed robberies do take place around here. It is also a favorite meeting place for berkeley's hippie community who probably haven't taken a shower since the 1960s.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xBk_2usMc-pKLOldPBWAyg", "date": "2011-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EP5DRFpJ_nVu_HJYOcY7jw", "text": "I want to give it 5 stars but I resist simply because I don't know exactly how clean the place is. And cleanliness is so important for food venues! Anyway, this place is a Berkeley landmark. It's 2am and you're hungry. You can go to the local 24 hour Jack in the Box but why would you when you've got Top Dog which is open til 3am?! \n\nI recommend the lemon chicken (my fave) or the chicken apple. But I've also heard good things about the Calbrese (for you pork lovers which I'm not). \n\nFor $2.75, it's the best hot dog you can get just about anywhere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k5cpEIaAsQ-aavDAjHPDyQ", "date": "2007-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EPapH3Wjd9pCQlh8G9va2Q", "text": "No place to sit, sometimes really long lines but still drive out here sometimes just cause i'm craving a hot dog. It's that good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NoEI3raAUBkZKZMczZVlaQ", "date": "2010-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eTQD4HfLhzU5yD2U4hpjeA", "text": "Yum! The lemon chicken is so far the best!  The guys working there are hilarious. The place is very cozy but with a friendly atmosphere. There is a parking area right next to the place and street parking is also available. Check them out!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NADxdnOD7t86R14dMto_nQ", "date": "2008-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eu_JTdmYoUdIJ9t6Zpj_2A", "text": "Top Dog is one of the greatest little hole in the wall restaurants. Nearly every wiener on their menu is great! My personal favorite is the hot link and the chicken apple. \n\nBeware of the super spicy russian mustard. I don't know if that's been there this entire time or if i just saw it when i went on thursday. But gdamn, that is the spiciest thing ever--it caught me off guard because it had more of a wasabi heat that gets caught in your nasal cavity. My boyfriend made the mistake to put the russian mustard on his hot link and proceeded to cough up a storm after his first bite lol.\n\nAs a former food service employee, I would say that top dog is pretty grimey. The cook who handled my food also handled my money without proper sanitation. When i called it a \"hole in the wall\" it is literally a hole in the way. Also, with no seating inside, the only other place to enjoy top dog is outside, which is nice most of the time but not when its freezing bay are weather. but despite the unsightliness, its still one of the best hot dog (and perhaps the only) places in the area", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UyC8d2pKUwOHvVjaDS7Q3g", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EVC6jh3iZOI-OiOPkwP6tw", "text": "If you are looking up on Yelp for Top Dog, you don't deserve eating here. Haha, just kidding!\n\nBut the place have awesome hot dog! But the guy definitely have an attitude, which I respect. I had been lectured by him on a few occasions, but completely my fault. Love the place nonetheless!\n\nAnd I love the comics on the wall. \n\nOne warning though, be careful about choosing the spicy mustard and mustard. The owner of the chain believes that people ought to read and decide by themselves, which lead to a lot of people tearing afterward. The guy was nice enough to make the lady another one though (of course, after a nice lecture)!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DzYCk-QXbdd9oRwmQy5ftg", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "excgSqfFMpjhaHN_0KsAfQ", "text": "Open late which is great if you need a late dinner or snack.the french rolls & hot dogs are always cooked just right. parking kind of sucks though", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WJ-mNYWmffO2QcBoQBt3CA", "date": "2009-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "exE9iyQ2FvncV7FXhjln1g", "text": "Had the hot link which was really good and enjoyed the russian mustard.  I really the like texture and taste of the buns.  It is sturdier so the whole thing doesn't fall apart if you have loaded it up with toppings.  \n\nThe ordering, paying and the place itself can be a mob scene and there is probably a better way to get people in and out but no complaints since the order came pretty quickly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hR8LdFd3hskR0eZbuMT31Q", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ezqhJ_KPX8eDlAHkl31e9Q", "text": "I can see myself coming here a lot simply because it's nearby and it's open late. The dogs are average-sized and everything is three dollars no matter what kind of link or sausage you get. It's just an ordinary hot dog joint but it's definitely a Berkeley landmark. \n\nThe one thing I dislike is that the guy taking your order is really impatient and sometimes rude. We asked for a recommendation and he simply told us to look at the menu -- thanks a lot. He also seemed to be a little offstandish simply because we were waiting in line and did not know what we wanted immediately upon entering the small restaurant. Apparently we cannot make our minds before ordering. \n\nIt's an average place but I still love it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2008-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-_Ezy5QpY8fvGLyKItMZ6A", "text": "Came here last nite for a late nite drunken snack before heading over to blake's on telegraph. I don't live anywhere near berkeley, just visiting for the nite and a bunch of friends wanted to go.\n\nSo I go there and I order the chicken apple hot dog, put all the condiments on it and walked around downtown chowing down. The hot dog itself was alrite, good seasoning and decent size (that's what she said). The bread was probably the best, it's like a sub roll that gets slowly toasted on the flat top grill while your dogs cook. The best part of the experience was the cook, dang that guy has some memory. Basically just chillin and grillin the whole time. \n\nTips: when he asks what you want to order, order, don't stand around with your fist up your ass acting like an douchebag ed hardy reject. Once you order, just chill and drunk blabber with your friends and soon enough your hot dogs will be done. Always bring cash, and exact change is crucial. Dogs are 3 bucks, you can't argue with that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Kel_2B_lyKUd4WZW5n3wLQ", "date": "2010-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F36uz-e7kKYJ3eXEHnnYvA", "text": "One word, linguica.  I can proudly say I have tried every dog on the menu, except the weenie (vegetarian) and enjoyed every last one.  I always seem to go back to my favorite, the linguica, but the hot link, bratwurst and even the occasional frankfurter work into my ordering.  A key to any good dog is sauerkraut and mustard.\n\nThe service, while rude at times, is great.  They are rude in an almost nice way, just trying to get people taken care of as quickly as possible.\n\nI frequent this place with out of town visitors in the mood for a quick bite to eat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PeUUUkamLC0JEx-USQVWtQ", "date": "2007-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F5A63Yzk3YjXcwrbkMFjcA", "text": "If you love the hot dog or sausage, this is the destination when you are around the campus at Cal. Tasty, tasty, tasty - no frills but a rock solid line-up of choices from the world of one-handed eating. Stand in line - it's worth the wait - go with the Linguica or the New York!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9BVrVuPi-EjLr5nAa-zbEA", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-f6-zSbZUzYq7fgEDqk2AQ", "text": "I always make a stop at Top Dog whenever I am in the Bay Area. This place is simple, but delicious. I usually just get the Frankfurter and add my condiments, but if I have room, I'll try something else. I like the Hot Link, but I'm warning you, it is freakin' HOT!!! \n\nThere are so many reviews for this place, I am not sure if someone has already mention this, but you could buy a pack of frozen hot dogs and take it home. I was thinking of doing this but I had no place to store them for the rest of the trip. \n\nRandom side notes: \n\n-There is no Coke or Pepsi. They have RC Cola. Sweet...\n-BRING CASH!!!\n-Plus it's fun to shop on Telegraph Avenue after you eat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xA_upwVTOVtXkS0NGISGng", "date": "2009-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f9x6_pve-rHGRK-ADEWcwQ", "text": "Late night eats after partying in Berkeley? Heck yeah! Cheap & yummy, just how I like it! No chairs to sit on. And if you don't know what you want yet, get out of the way or else the hungry people behind you will get angry.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kNOa1uYcba620JzlAELPig", "date": "2009-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "faQek-jB2P_EbLAuf5tC_A", "text": "service sucked. but the hot dogs are soooooooo gooood! i definitely plan on coming here again and they are open late! till 3am! but be aware that there are so many people you are going to have to fight for a dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "v90KVELIUYmkEPzvbqV50Q", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fbB52dOI_Kv2iuyhNZ_QoQ", "text": "I would gladly drive 45 minutes for two Hot Links from Top Dog. I normally subsist on a healthier choice of food but I'll make an exception for these dogs.\n\nThey are delicious, no-nonsense and are accompanied by very little fuss\n\nFor starters they don't taste like assorted animal entrails and have distinct and unique flavors. My favorite are the hot link and the kielbasa/polish dog. The chicken apple and linguica are pretty amazing too.\n\nThe bun is nice and toasted with a nice crunch to match the juicy dog. A winner's meal indeed.\n\n\nIt's a cash only place so make sure you hit up an ATM first. Street parking is kind of a pain in the ass but well worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ff4l7OR9oC6DNa_-BcmqWA", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FBfE7xG7bQeS_cbA0VChPA", "text": "Top Dog is part of Berkeley history, which is one of the main reasons why I give it 4 stars. I find $3 to be too much for a hot dog... But it's great for late night munchies.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AQUDm8B47ZhXZ4-oOz22mQ", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FbpK96nNPH18qckP0SkZvA", "text": "Lemon chicken for life! Dont get the garlic dog...\n\nMore Beaver mustard please!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yaHYVfMuj89lQYXUqFDlSQ", "date": "2009-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FbUJ-EYX01nAOpqYukHpmA", "text": "I'm a Vegetarian that is alarmingly obsessed with fake meat and I love Top Dog! When I first found out I could get The Weiner here I sorta went nuts on the late night excusions. Excellent buns, appropriate stock of toppings, entertaining staff, and meatless hot dogs! The Oakland location  has seats and also offers the more traditional flavored soy dog along with the Italian Sausage standard. I prefer the Telegraph location though because it's fun to be yelled at by short order cooks while battling for space with Berkeley's finest in a storefront the size of a bathroom. No really, it is. Plus there is nothing better than exiting drunk from a local Hip Hop show and getting a hot dog here at one in the morning. Not too many other options in that time frame for vegetarians. They do lose a star however for regularly making me say \"I want The Weiner!\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hEGTKNc5TknVreaLhrdt0g", "date": "2008-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FC7wTwGck_97bxjDoFJ6oQ", "text": "NomNomNOmNoMNOM!  I love this place!  My favorite dog is the lemon chicken and I always put some kaurt on it!  Can you say crack dogs!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zlmM6gt7GHQOx1mgQKTVFg", "date": "2012-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fco2FXt6CxNchYUQFwAxhQ", "text": "Went there today with my boyfriend. Was told the hot dogs were great. I have gotten great German hot dogs back east and know a good dog. These were not. They were not juicy, they were lukewarm, the bun seemed old and the kraut was really watery.  I was really disappointed by the place. Plus the girl working behind the counter was not helpful at all. Maybe I need to go back on a different day and try them again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "gObYuC4lkd9n2ebmL4I6eQ", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fD2iljjMqNo0VMyy9-dgeQ", "text": "If their bread were a little better, I'd give it a 5. You can almost never go wrong with their menu. Everything is good in it's own way. And you don't have to be a hammered college student to eat here. I often went here before Cal Football games. My usual order is the chicken apple. Expected bill: $4.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZLfvKFwIAexQQOTV3SU6uA", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FEfejMNrGqGvKwdAz1R22w", "text": "This place is a Berkeley institution!\n\nIf you love sausages, this is the place to go. I've had most of everything on the menu (minus the veggie dog) and I would have to say my favorites are the Kielbasa, Hotlink, and Calabrese. This place has stood the test of time and all their sausages taste good.\n\nBe warned, this place has a no-nonsense kind of service, so make it easy for yourself and listen to the cooks. \n\nGet the Hot Russian Mustard for that extra kick. \n\nThis is some of the best food $3 can buy!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "t0oG_WsVBJSKS5DQtStK-A", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FFFiTRS-_rF6K-q3tz1ncA", "text": "My favorite place to go at 1 in the morning.\n\nBest hot dogs ever. Kielbasa and the Hot Link are my top dogs. Mmm.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AnKLzwG3mK9wqmAOMmFBIA", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FG0WUJDOz20APYaJQT_PUQ", "text": "This place makes the best hot dogs hands down. I have been going to this place for many years.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cwklr8cHct5_CszvmTa_Ng", "date": "2010-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fgLVX7SdCf1A1Bf_G6e4wQ", "text": "whoah can't believe I haven't reviewed this place yet! This was probably the first place I ever ate in Berkeley and I've been coming back for the past ... 6 years? The decorative articles/wall papering were certainly an eyeopener the first time i walked in, but it's part of its charm. The lemon chicken is still my favorite. I lovveee the hot kraut and the buns and the russian mustard- the only things that go on my dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hspfHiY5uEA2xHBIb5o8qw", "date": "2010-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FJ_jQr9U9SI-vyMvMyosAg", "text": "This place was really close to the hotel i stayed in. nearly a 1 minute walk hah. Love Love Love their different sausages.specially their Brotswurst, and the apple one i forgot!!! I only give it 4 stars becuzz they were small and a bit pricey!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vTbuKiHW2ToDxBI-xQfCYg", "date": "2010-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FK5Wc6R3Xj9QYLUUVPiblA", "text": "If you love hot dogs you will love this place! When I'm out of state (which is most of the year) I crave this place, and any time I'm in or even near Berkeley I have to stop by!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_ynT_6v80kY3INXKRzXTZA", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FkX5IjxBygsFr63fGvwWvQ", "text": "Everything a hot dog should be. not all dressed up with other crap like at Pinks in La, service may not be the friendliest at times, but its 1 guy most of the time, doing an insane volume of orders, prices are very good the bun is great all the dogs are awesome, and condiments are varied. this is what all hot dog places should be, does not need pastrami or bacon or other crap to make up for a flavorless generic dog. Top dog forever... Pinks can bite me", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0JIpvIxDn0X6rbOfzdv2wg", "date": "2009-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fKyE3t4fPTKXeymc_AVAHg", "text": "Though I'd never want to venture to the back of house in this place to see what dungeon this food is stored in,  but the dogs are freakin' great. Out of sight out of mind.\n\nWill be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "44JQCzsDB6WuVVa2H3EPFg", "date": "2008-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FMdH_J_2d00VJRowQ1VmYg", "text": "Just now, I made the horrible choice of going to La Burrita instead of Top Dog. No, I'm not drunk. Yes, I wish I were.\n\nI liked Top Dog even when I was a \"vegetarian\" - although the name \"Weiner Dog\" gives you a clue - they like to fuck with people, especially whiny ones. But I kinda like their take-no-shit attitude. Now their \"Bird Dog\" is my favorite, although the Chicken Apple is also pretty tasty. \n\nThe only thing I'd ask them to upgrade is their condiments: besides the mustard, I think they all have high fructose corn syrup. But oh well. It's cheaper so I don't think they will ever upgrade. Still, really great for when I want some meat and bread!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZC9eqC7ogPfQWWXgTPcC-g", "date": "2009-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FMjcb5rIdDR1S5lV0POZQw", "text": "Any true hot dog loving fan NOT giving them 5 stars is out of their mind!  Wide selection of dogs are ALWAYS grilled to perfection, served on great buns.  They have a superb selection of mustards, self serve kraut, and OMG RC cola!!.  All this in the tiny cramped Durant institution that's been there for as long as I can recall, from the same grilling dude.  NY couldn't do it any better than this.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xMam_1aFck1_9O1vc0_DGw", "date": "2009-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FNJhxTdNi9bO1KExg8jwlg", "text": "Always go to this joint back when I was still in berkeley. They open late night, interesting crowd, and have a good hot dogs. I like their hot links and bockwurst.\n\nI remember after spending countless of hours starring in front of the computer in the underground soda hall lab, the only place that is still open that hours is Top Dog. Cheers to 'Dog' for making a memorable experience at Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6H9oHf9M4Zj34VURLOiIFw", "date": "2007-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fO2_YafIyoROK0hJOWJl9w", "text": "Awesome hot dogs. I recommend the bird dog -- it had red and green peppers in a turkey dog. So good. The buns were large, dogs were delicious. Tasted the chili on a chili dog and it was very bland -- mostly beans, so I would skip the chili and just stick to the dogs. One was plenty for me and the kids, but hubby had two. He was bummed because apparently we just missed seeing Petros who was his whole inspiration for wanting to eat there in the first place. Lots of political stuff posted on the walls, but nice balance of political views represented. Guy at the grill was honest -- forgot to give me one of my dogs (which I discovered after I was stuffed from eating one), so he gave me back $3 for the dog. Nice! Felt like I made money eating there, ha ha. Not much seating, but had a counter for standing up and eating at. Offered chips and sodas too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YiPgK_kQ8kSWUVqmzl9oGg", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fqc3LVk2zYuzb_aM2aRMRA", "text": "Top dog at it's best! Had another great meal at one of Berkeley's great institutions! Top Dog really is excellent. Two dogs and a drink for 7 bucks. not bad at all! Especially considering how good these dogs are! Had a top and a kielbasa, both", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZLEV2B7SF4wlDthS9178yQ", "date": "2009-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FRRxuy_pAseh_QUKzvPPtw", "text": "Price is moderate and service is personable enough to influence me to come back. Wait time for a hot dog to get hot felt a little long averaging about 6 minutes. This place allows you to add toppings/will give you the plain product which is great so you can customize for yourself. Have had better hotdogs elsewhere however I like that this place has variety on the menu and yet remains very simple. I dont think a hot dog should take 6 minutes to be served though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KNxev1f9mZMUEMsYt_9DXg", "date": "2009-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FSkKiHzdAPtX9cukqf5D1g", "text": "4.5 stars. \n\nGreat kielbasa. Good beef dog. Served on freshly baked bread with sesame seeds. And cheap. Will definitely frequent this place & its Oakland counterpart.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UUeC5sVtX0Ny-mML0bRn3w", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FtBRiVRbA9fVTIwSa5KmrA", "text": "As a fellow Golden Bear who will always bleed blue & gold - this place has so many memories and history for me. Although the price has definitely gone up over the years (I remember when they were just $2) - the taste and tradition that comes with this place still stands strong.\n\nWhether it's 2 in the morning, stumbling after Blakes/Henry's/Raleighs or tailgating before a Cal game - a hot dog from top dog definitely hits the spot. My faves: hot link & chicken apple. I definitely recommend you try this place out. Deli mustard for me.\n\nAlso, did you know that you can buy their hot dogs frozen w/buns? i think it comes out to $1 each - good idea if you're every gonna bbq with the buddies.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bSQaTf5CW6Ckvl6sJ2618A", "date": "2007-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FudHg8eWcnLrcCDGi4am4w", "text": "Simply put, these are the best hot dogs you will ever eat. In my opinion the best varieties are the following\n\n1. The linguica.  This is the authentic thing; forget any greasy flavorless imitations you might have encountered in the past. The Top Dog ling comes from Portugal and  has a uniquely coarse texture that stands out from the other dogs. It's taste is equally unique, featuring red wine and fennel seed in its flavor profile. I recommend topping it with sauerkraut, a few dabs of ketchup and sweet mustard, and a lot of fresh onion. \n\n2. The Bockwurst. One of the two albino sausages on the menu, the bock is even lighter skinned than its bratwurst cousin . It has a mellow flavor the lightest, fluffiest texture of any sausage you will encounter, which contrasts wonderfully with the coarse ans spicy linguicia. The secret behind its amazing fluffiness is that it contains egg, so throw it on a bun and you've got an all-in-one substitute for eggs, toast and sausage. As with all sausages I recommend starting the garnish with lots of onion as (because it's the only hot dog condiment that's not  vinegar based). Then a little sauerkraut and dabs of brown mustard (and ketchup if you're one of those people who likes the taste of eggs and ketchup).\n\nI won't say much about the atmosphere, other than that it is a beloved Berkeley landmark and it hasn't changed one bit in the many decades they've been in business.\n\nHappy dogging!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1MsnMj4q5393HMWGpbL0lQ", "date": "2009-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FvlEQIpMqx9DFjzfKKtY7w", "text": "Top Dog, been here many times and the place is way over rated. It is just a normal hot dog spot. Nothing speical to talk about just a spot to go get your hot dog fix. Everything their taste about the same, nothing stands out. To tell you the flat out truth i rather go to costco and get a costco dog and soda for $1.50\n\nFood: Average Dogs\nPrice: Way over priced for hot dogs.\nSelection: Alot to select from\nService: Could use some smiles once in awhile.\n\n3 Stars for the tOP dog", "stars": 3, "user_id": "brKdSv44CFBDGVATwQdjfg", "date": "2008-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fvZAB7f4pr7RSlLEcsduzQ", "text": "Oh, Top Dog, the fond memories I have of you. You made me actually enjoy being stuck in the editing studio until the wee hours of the night just because I knew someone would eventually offer to go on a Top Dog run. Now, just before you start thinking I'm lazy (that would be accurate) I did offer my services from time to time and I'd always come back with an extra lemon chicken to make up for the calories I lost walking to meet with you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fjFTrrS6TlnfxDcWYOe0MA", "date": "2007-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FxAPOIOb4xJ0o4SuSbQ6og", "text": "Prettty tasty hotdog!\n\nHot\nJuicy\nSoft \nScrumptious hot dogs.\n\nPretty good price too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7vZ4ttCH6S34T3x2ywdBlA", "date": "2009-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FXMQM1Z4FAGTeZPFyjyPrA", "text": "Honestly, what's not to love about top dog!\n\nLemon Chicken is good. \nTop dog is better. \nHot Link is the best!! \n\nThis is an absolute stop for me each time I pass by Berkeley. \n\nYou can order some cold ones if you want to bring them to a bbq. If you're into tapioca there is a place across the street.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6OZxY7Ui8JxHPxKuusoSEA", "date": "2008-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fYF5GeElmYbG4YVaGCRsBw", "text": "the service there is horrible not to mention it's a dirty location and three dollars\nfor a hot dog way over priced\nfor fast food", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-NgQvuSQv3KCHEQACIqk2g", "date": "2010-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fyHt1_rluYwNCWeJGf6S5A", "text": "Best after the club eating spot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AR_7_0N03sWMt_cnvRJodg", "date": "2007-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fYw50AZuNDOhQYEyPDcXQg", "text": "YUMMY & cheap!\n\ntop dog's legendary.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OqTpZMgETc4UB30xQPujzQ", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FZa-EVfvg6SXS0mpt96PPw", "text": "mmm hot dogs! yummy. I got to take a few bites out of my bf's chicken apple dog with horseradish mustard and sauerkraut. The chicken apple dog was juicy and delicious and went nicely well with the pungent horseradish mustard and the sour tasting sauerkraut. I was not hungry enough to get my own but from those few bites made me wanting more! If I ever come back to the area again I'll be sure to get one to myself hehe.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sJkKPKKpKiqVP-UVM3tBWg", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fZreJZ2m93FEfX-pF4cSXg", "text": "Anytime the great saxophonist Philip Greenlief ( http://evandermusic.com/artist_detail.asp?artist_id=117 ) and I play gig, share a bill or even just attend one or the other's concert all the evening's events just become part of the journey to this Top Dog. \nHe goes for the tops, I like the Brats and a lemonade.\nThe coda is a donut from King Pin across the street. \nAwesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0THkZiTWqVnmIpt1U1bpww", "date": "2007-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G-8L_cbZWCHBCziJn39k1Q", "text": "I shared a Chicken Lemon with Rose and it was excellent ... excellent sausage - and that's coming from someone who doesn't normally like hot dogs! I especially loved the hot dog bun ... less of a boring old white-bread bun than a toasted sesame-baguette :) Good stuff!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mxAgIY8-1aMai_Nb4WQxTQ", "date": "2010-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g9OWQxiitt_5ZYFj5rxbLw", "text": "I usually order to hot link, which is very spicy and delicious, but is very small and not satisfying at all. It may only be three bucks, but it only fulfills you as much as an ice cream, so expect to buy something else to fulfill you while you enjoy this snack.\n\nTheir apple sausage tastes like the one from costco. Their hot link is usually more spicy than other places, which is why I go here. Their original isnt that great, just taste like an ordinary frankfurter. Their vegetarian is pretty good for a veggie dog. They only thing I like about this place is their bread, which makes it distinctive from other places because they toast it so it comes out warm and good, but thats just about it. Nothing overly spectacular about this place. You also have to just go there and shout out what you want, because they don't look at you to take your order, which is utterly confusing. I dont know if they want me to order or not because they are busy frying but I guess you just shout it out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eSovBfz8diIbXYamn5U95Q", "date": "2010-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GB-YuLwzAzmxAi4X0j-2hw", "text": "Love the sausages, and the buns\nprice is reasonable, and the hours cater to students' needs\nIt is not exactly healthy food, but it is hot dog - you can't be healthy\nIt is disappointing that they don't really have seating, but where even 1 sq ft of store space = $$$, I guess I'd rather have the cheap hot dogs than have seating\nAll proper condiments are available for hot dog lovers to pick and choose from and smother their hot dog\nDefinitely recommend for someone who's in the area", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0LwN37IQHOPTSpVTmG1eKQ", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gc_ERfT3z-eU5ch5ExMkOw", "text": "Bay area fav, always take out of town guests here for a great dog. Reasonable pricing, hilarious libertarian propaganda, and a great deal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8RXZ_VekSib2evNtzg7-YQ", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gcRhh9wzg-MX9othgyXaQA", "text": "There's something wrong with you if you go to Berkeley/ been in Berkeley and you haven't tried Top Dog. End of the discussion..\n\nLet me tell you how hard it is to find a good hot dog if you're a vegetarian. Pretty darn hard. Let me also say that Top Dog has the BEST VEGGIE HOT DOG, EVER. There's really not much to say about that. It's just .....really really good. \n\nFor $3, I guess it is pretty pricey for a hot dog but the quality is sure worth your money. I went to this place about 5 times a week when I first came to Berkeley, sometimes even twice a day. Another good thing about this place is that it opens late. I swear Top Dog tastes even better for college students after a night of partying.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w5CGo-ezRwm6Hxm0x_oBjw", "date": "2012-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gdZ3eE7GnodgQ3DqPb_7CA", "text": "After a drunken night in San Francisco, I love me some Top Dog! Parking is horrible (as usual) in Berkeley and the place is always crowded. However, it is worth the wait!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HviOfzWC0-4WMBc2TU-epg", "date": "2011-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GEehcZzStU125UP1t3aRBA", "text": "This place has been around for over 40 years.  it was decent.  I had the bratwurst and brockwurst.  The only complaint I had was that the one and only guy who works there touches your money and other's money and then continues to prepare the food.  I'm kinda anal so I don't really like that.  Also, you're on your own for the condiments that sit out on the back counter against the wall. The relish is left out in the open so who knows what goes on there.  Anyways, 2 stars because of my OCD.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OCdXDb9ctp8e_bjNyq0taw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GEEsRPt08AImZ1SinLOuCg", "text": "More than a hot dog, one of Berkeley's greatest institutions. \nStart with the Bock or Brat. Then study the mural for a dose of local history.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y70kjlNSjPOQJqIj-62-mA", "date": "2009-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "geHXGrBVApIfjYsEqcQzgw", "text": "I give them two stars because although their food smells tasty, I won't eat there. When I tried to eat there, the employee took my money and shuffled around more in the cash register for change then proceeded to make my hot dog without washing his hands. I politely asked for my money back and left. Understand that most of their clientele does not care about the sanitation of a restaurant. I do. I really would eat there if I trusted the cleanliness of the establishment. I mean, the food smells great after all.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "p5h99DPWQ8oNJRZJNjBIWg", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gfV7EPODCFv2EpJ8gJqakg", "text": "I made a trip to Berkeley last night and my friend took me to Top Dog because I felt like eating something that tasted like meat ... and I'm a vegetarian so yeah.\n\nAnyway, I got the Weiner (Veggie Dog) for $3 exact, and the taste was okay; I liked it because it had a bit of spice in it, and spice is definitely a plus.  It satisfied my appetite, if anything.  The service was quick, and I hear it's opened late, so yay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "m4PsK-X3t1GvAAj0m2vMHA", "date": "2007-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gGOIIOnMg0wdnWEK2zq3Ew", "text": "Man, I get so irked at some of the stuff people say about Top Dog.  Yes, it is \"just a hot dog shop\" and therefore cannot be fairly compared to, say, Chez Panisse.  But it is an incredible hot dog shop.  Disclaimer: I've worked there for 5 years and am incredibly biased.  But maybe I can shed some light on some common complaints people have.\n1) \"The guy was mean to me and yelled at me when I didn't have my order in time!\"\n-When you go to McDonald's and get to the front of the line, do you then say \"Wait, I'm not ready yet, let me discuss my options with my friend for a few minutes before I order\"?  No, you move your ass out of the way so someone else can order.  Same deal here.  We figure that Berkeley students can use their common sense to figure this out, but maybe not.\n2) \"They should say please and thank you and be nice to the customers.\"\n-First, we are ALWAYS nice to the customers that are actively nice to us.  We are ambivalent to the customers who ignore us, and probably rude to the customers that are rude to us.  Sorry, it's kinda human nature.  Second, it's probably 2 am and there's probably dozens of drunken kids around you.  Our priority is to get everyone fed, and it goes so much faster (and you get your food faster) if we keep the conversation pretty basic.\n3) \"The hygiene was questionable.\"  \n-And I've been to Starbucks when the barista sneezed in my mocha.  Bottom line is, the Top Dog policy is to be clean.  It's a few dumb workers that make the rest of us look bad.  Oh, and when you complain that you were up all night on the toilet because of Top Dog, it's not because you have food poisoning.  It's because you ate a bunch of sausages, which are not known for being terribly healthy in general.  Order a Veggie Dog next time.\n4) \"The guy wouldn't take my order!\"\n-OK, I admit that the 2 am ordering procedure is a bit confusing at first.  My first drunken excursion there I was confused too.  When it's busy, here's how it works.  Walk in and try to get yourself seen.  If you can catch the dogger's eye, say something like \"Can I get one hot link?\" (Leave the drinks and chips for later.)  If it's super super busy and you can't make eye contact, keep an ear out for the dogger to ask for new orders.  That means you.  Tell him your order.  If he heard you, you'll be acknowledged with a verbal confirmation or, at the very least, a nod of the head.  Get your money out now, but don't try to give it to him yet.  In a minute he will ask you if you want anything else.  (Here's where the drink and chips are introduced.)  He'll tell you the total.  Give him your money.  (But don't make us fish change out of your sweaty hand.  Put it on the counter.)  A couple minutes later, he'll either let you know personally that your dog is ready or will yell \"HOT LINK!\"  You must remember what you ordered or you won't eat.  It may seem like a lot of work, but imagine how much work it is for us to remember all your orders.  It's really hard.  \nOK, so I hope I've shed some light on the Top Dog way.  See you all Thursday night at midnight.  Peace.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Qf0krc1iDTZBZfAJZIvhrQ", "date": "2008-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gjbQGBop6IU-GBA5RpHwEQ", "text": "This has got to be the best hot dog joint so far for me. It finally beat Costco by a pretty large margin only because theres variety. Ive always wanted to try this place out. The place was really tiny which is why I gave I left a star out. The service was ran by this guy who looked like he owned the place. Anyways, I ordered the Topdog special, Bockwurst sausage and my gf ordered the italian dog. All dogs were off the chain!! OMG, the buns are toasted and pretty big for the dogs to fit in. The condiments were pretty cool. I really liked how they had sauerkraut in a large bucket type thingy. The dogs were all flavorful and juicy. \n\nTIP--- Try the regular topdog. This has all beef natural flavor all inside. Also, when you do order a hot dog, I recommend making it New York style by just putting deli mustard and sauerkraut on top. NOTHING ELSE.\n\nI will try to come back and eat the rest of the different hot dogs. MMMM great place! well done!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cJCYCEfDL4n5TgU9y8RTWg", "date": "2011-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gNBHAzIXo8QKJj34Y_cCHw", "text": "Nothing is better than a Top Dog on the way home from a late night of studying at the library or at midnight when you are going stir crazy in your dorm from all the studying.  \n\nI stuck to the traditionals - Kielbasa and the frankfurters, and they were delicious.  The toasted buns really adds to the dog.  I never at the Chicken Apple but I had friends who lived off of them.  They offered a broad variety of dogs - the most random dogs you've never heard of.  \n\nThis place is very \"Berkeley\" - bumper stickers everywhere, standing room only, cramped while waiting for your dog to finish.  Awesome.  \n\nI gave it a 4 stars because of the cash-only dealy and because I always got a little sketched out that the cooks never wore gloves.  They limited their touching of the dog but still, it was a bit gross.  The standing-room only business when it was cramped (say, after a concert or something) tended to be annoying, but it also added to the Berkeley experience.  \n\nDefinite recommend!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FgaJyv1c2NZeIBz3tiTr3Q", "date": "2008-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GphV5ITxfqftT6QbV3sxgw", "text": "Their Hot Link is my favorite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R-Ikij4OwDfKuZf8TUVg5g", "date": "2009-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gqbHztWX4xQc7wbB-QqfQQ", "text": "It shouldn't take 20 minutes to make a bird dog. Not sure they can handle large crowds. The African American ladies that were waiting just as long were not as patient. As a result they wanted their money back. Their hot dogs are good though. That's why I at least gave 2 stars.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5KjEYFuthH4n2wYGwe1GoA", "date": "2012-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GtH945LgU4gaQD57B-w7uw", "text": "Great quick stop for a dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6h_y74x6DAm7WxMcY18rPQ", "date": "2011-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GvIefl_kQ2pwhHZWCRrjGA", "text": "This is my favorite place for a hot dog.  No frills you just walk in and kind of shout out your order.  They have a condiment bar with all the good stuff.  A great variet of hot dogs.  I usually get a top dog, with spicy mustard, onions and relish, a bag of chips and a lemonade.  Price is right also.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hr2syHT1AM4tvCK7a4jwDg", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gWAeDoZgu5IPZGjNcA-c2g", "text": "I can't believe I haven't reviewed Top Dog yet.  Yuuuuuum.\n\nThey've got all sorts of dogs, and you can even buy huge packs of them frozen.  I always go for the Top Dog Beef Frank for $3.  Can't beat it, topped with spicy russian mustard.  A few days ago I bought two dogs just for myself and wolfed them both down.  \n\nTheir other options always look really good to me too, but the beef frank is old reliable.  \n\nThis location is super small and can get crowded, but service is always fast.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-SuJ4fQMyOb4Cr_t4MJuTw", "date": "2007-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gyFmK7K4GueFWqGI5ngRxw", "text": "One of the many places I miss about norcal... TOP DOG!  so cheap so simple so delicious!  Choices that i get (depending on mood of course) is chicken apple, lemon apple, brat, or hot link... but all of them are very delicious!  except for the veggiedog.. but then again ...i love meat!  so thats probably why...\n\nthe guy in the front can be a bit intimidating but it's all worth it... just order, pay, go and enjoy!!  :D", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BduV_aqfM_rlUYNEiu9wJw", "date": "2010-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GyM3cEm9H0akDeOF-Qqy0A", "text": "Best hot dogs and sausages in the area, and that I have ever had; period! This place is awesome, really quick service and every type of hot dog that I have tried so far has been awesome. If you haven't been it is definitely worth trying out. Last quarter we used to go once a week because it is just so damn good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bUlOcQnweWdUFXtW548Zfw", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GYncVgLYFmHAkqILHzh8qg", "text": "legendary.  i drive across the bridge for top dogs", "stars": 5, "user_id": "reQcVFgEEFdFmFrFycMHXw", "date": "2009-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gyw5NKGz39CqeZNzgBwImw", "text": "Best hotdogs ever.\n\nA hotdog is two things: sausage and bread. Get either of these wrong and you have a crappy hotdog. Top Dog gets both of these so perfectly right.\n\nI'm a fan of the Bockwurst and Bratwurst. They're plump, juicy, and change of pace from your typical hotdog. The bread that they use is slightly crisp and warm on the outside from sitting on the grill, and soft on the inside.\n\nFor a moderately big eater like me (I'm 5'10\" 165lbs), two of these hotdogs fill me up and make a meal. One makes a great snack to hold me over until dinner.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ad_nIskpWTPKN_NWVBAHYA", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GzNa76Ocps_6GwN2YUZ2Nw", "text": "Another Cal tradition!!!! Truely amazing dogs any time of the day, especially late at night when nothing else is open! Nice grilled dog and buns made unlike any other. Not really focused on the toppings but rather the unique individual flavor of each special dogs. My top favorites are the hot links (nice amount of spice if you like it hot), Linguica (tends to be a little dry but a very unique taste) and Calabrese (nice amount of hot and sweet). If you are in town, you gotta TRY IT!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QQSlx-l_cfwkVrNwjV_HgQ", "date": "2008-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H04iVILoR3Z2QZRUi0Y0EQ", "text": "I don't think I've ever eaten top dog sober so I don't know if I should even be writing this review. I just remember I like the spicy one a lot.  I think i've tried the girly one (either chicken apple or the other girly one?? i forgot) and that was yummy :) hahaha. I practically live next door to this place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h2CqRdcl2bRkfFwrhkR_hg", "text": "It's okay. Very overrated by Berkeley people.\n\nAnd it didnt help that the guy who made our hotdogs, touched our money, did not clean hands, touched his hair, did not clean hands, then made our dogs, with no gloves, just bare-handed.\n\nGrossed me out.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vyQY9pdHUhRoPOcVmnm6uQ", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h4COcHimU0Red3v-SOe70w", "text": "so i'm probably going to get some dirty looks from my husband for only giving Top Dog 3 stars, but it just didn't impress me to the magnitude that i expected.  my husband is a cal alum and like so many others from cal, he LOVES Top Dog and proclaims it to be the best hot dogs in the world.  when i finally had the opportunity to try my first very own top dog, it unfortunately did not live up to the mountain of expectation that had built up.  \n\nthus this is probably an unfair review given the fact that i was imagining a life changing hot dog to appear before me.  it was good, don't get me wrong, the various flavors and snap of the dogs from the grill, toasted sesame buns, and sauerkrat, mustart condiments on the side for you to add as much as you want....all amount to a great hot dog joint.  \n\ni just wouldn't crave one or need to go to berkeley for one any time soon\n\ni'll have to try it again with less preconceived notions of grandure", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yQy04QwRYlrjmWfydvJjzQ", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h7tzA3jTXuT6fAPJkqgUyw", "text": "There are numerous other top dogs in Berkeley but somehow i always find myself at this one. Maybe im just addicting to the \"awesome\" service that these guys behind the counter provide. BTW, the owners of this place is notorious for being rude. \n\nThe service is terrible but i think their thrive off of being mean to other so whatever. On to the hotdogs-everything i've tried here has been extremely tasty. Some worthy of mentioning is the apple sausage, the hot link and the garlic. The bread is warm and toasty and there are an array of toppings that you can pick from. They also sell raw hot dogs with buns so you can take it home with you and cook it yourself. \n\nDo yourself a favor and do your research and know what you want to order before you get there. These guys hate customers that asks 20 questions before they order so do your homework! \n\nGreat food though and very very cheap :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iE9kX_U_RpEFYvJsTpA7hg", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HCE-BaE_jy4JStaUrt4SpQ", "text": "Used to be my late night stop after midnight in the late 90's when I used to live in the East Bay.  I always thought i would getaround to trying all the different hotdogs they carried, but I moved away before I had the chance too.  Definetely the best dogs I ever had.  No frills place, kinda run down and dirty with bums outside in the later part of the evenings, but, As longas the dogs were good, it was worth it.  I always had 2-3 dogs each visit.  They are kinda on the smaller side if you are a big eater like me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KkF3AIc8J9Fna3fP-44ODQ", "date": "2012-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "__hd9lzOjpvG5o3MV_ow-Q", "text": "Top Dog is not for the faint-hearted. \n\nYou have to be aggressive, tough, and adamant if you want to get your order in here. \n\nThis is where I learned how to fake confidence as I approach the grill and demand, \"one chicken apple,\" adding \"please\" only in a condescending manner, as if I'm suddenly  better than the griller just because I've overcome his intimidating manner. \n\nHe already touches money and hot dog without gloves, what do I care if he spits on my dog cos I give him attitude?\n\nBut secretly, I like coming here after a long night of party-hopping on frat row just because I feel like the griller will protect me if any hobos or drunkards come to make a scene :]. He looks like the type that takes no BS.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w3iChbP_eECDwP4ar-zORA", "date": "2009-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HdMSGaBICKDDpNZM73SGnA", "text": "I ordered the Top Dog topped with picked cabbage and mustard. I think it's too overpriced for a hot dog. I got a burned dog, since the worker is fairly new. I asked to fire up another one but they can't do it since they're busy. Huh!.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LvjYgC5ZJFyMQWOWX9B9EQ", "date": "2012-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hEiYCtJ7vWgGGCxGu7LliQ", "text": "We use to hit this location many late nights when I was a student.  I like it when they serve Top Dog on campus during catered events.  My favorite used to be the hot link with Russian mustard.\n\nNow I tend to buy Calabrese and others types by the large package then grill or barbecue at home or parties.  I also have a huge container of the mustard.  And I buy the sesame seed buns as well.\n\nI have been going to the Top Dog at the Oakland Longs Drugs since they used to have discounts.   Now it is a CVS.\n\nI like the RC because that i the soda we drank as kids.  The carbonation, acidity, and sweetness is very different from Coke and Pepsi.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cPn9xwS3C3BLVV7Et18iHQ", "date": "2011-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HIvj0wI3mQShEBG1QImm8Q", "text": "The first dog we got was a decent Bratwurst.  But the second one was a vegetarian one and it tasted funky.  My friend said it tasted like a Round Table pizza, which isn't necessarily a bad thing because he likes RT.  Also, the wait was rather long for a mere dog.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_t8PCMgYp21pKmEflbasug", "date": "2008-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hL1-1nUhPQYu5Xo5r0yjgA", "text": "Best hot dog joint, hands down!!!  Maybe I haven't been to many hot dog places, maybe I don't travel around enough.  When I think of good hot dogs, tasty hot dogs, hot dogs that I will crave for.  The only place that comes in mind is TOP DOG.  They have all these different flavors to choose from.  My personal favorite is the hot link.  My gf loves the lemon chicken.  The only thing I would complain about when I go and satisfy my cravings, is the parking situation on durant.  However, since top dog is so good, I don't mind circling a couple of times...(ONLY A COUPLE OF TIMES).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qIc12N1jZZpXcG2aqPHjeA", "date": "2009-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hL9M2I3N05-9Y9C3HvhpaA", "text": "There isn't much left to say about Top Dog that hasn't already been said.\n\nThe hot dogs are delicious. I've tried the Calabrese, Garlic dog, Kielbasa, Lemon Chicken, and the Hot Link. All are good and worth trying. Every time I've had top dog the hot dogs are all super juicy and flavorful. My personal favorite is the hot link with its perfect amount of heat. The buns are staple as well, hearty and easily stands up to a heaping helping of toppings.\n\nWhat I love about this place is the laid back, no-bullshit attitude. It's about getting in and out quickly and efficiently. Awesome that it's open late especially for those late night post-drinking munchies. \n\nAll I can say is this place is worth trying multiple times. I plan on giving each hot dog a try and can't wait for my next visit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "73MfXNpW43fBeltWWiM-Eg", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_hLmB7mY0L5iMnKil0h2Pw", "text": "Been wanting to visit a good hot dog place for a long time now, and this place definitely hit the spot. I've been hearing about Top Dog for a long time now and finally got a chance to stop by. You really can't get much simpler than this: Get up to the grill, give your order, pay the man, then wait for him to hand you a paper wrapped bundle of deliciousness. \n\nThere's not really any where to sit except for a couple of bar stools, and if you stand around inside you'll likely be blocking somebody from getting to the condiment bar. There are about 3 kinds of mustards, ketchup, relish, and sauerkraut. My favorite was definitely the hot russian mustard; yes, it does pack a kick. The soft drink selection is definitely old school, you won't even find Coke or Pepsi, but RC cola! \n\nI tried the Bratwurst, Chicken & Apple, and Hot Link. I can't really tell you which one was the best, because they were all good! Nicely grilled sausage, well toasted bun, what more could you ask for? I've definitely got to go back to try the other sausages. MMmm.....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q5QhBWOXwerS7IOTRMhD1g", "date": "2010-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hO9c7mXDripzJDYVIsAzdw", "text": "Back in my earlier college days my friends and I would always try to take a side trip to Berkeley not only to visit friends but to come out and have an amazing hot dog on the way. Every time we hung out with those crazy UC students they would take us here for a light \"snack\" or food depending on what you order. Now in order to imagine what kind of place this is, just know that tons of college students come here for some good deals. It's exactly like a hole in the wall you would find in any big city but I like how the workers are always willing to give you a run for your money when it comes to sensitive topics or anything revolving around politics (go figure huh?) but at the same time they will serve you up great brats or anything else you crave and desire all at a very reasonable price. This place is pretty much standing room only so order quick and move on for others to get their grub. It's not as greasy as some other places I have been to in the past but good nonetheless. It is a little far to get to as there are only 2 locations around the area but if you ever find yourself visiting, then this place is a must.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xbSjBSDhl1asvg4g0-9SXQ", "date": "2009-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HSlb70Bci0y2pFpAr9Sv-g", "text": "yes their ice machine is very big.  that might be because they need to serve a lot of drinks with their hot mustard.  anyways, this place is rad.  varied and delicious hot dogs, and good potato salads to boot.  I can't vouch for anything but the calabrese dog...but hot diggity dog (yep, I just said it) that was amazing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f8et5yQR4hAelEpM8upycg", "date": "2009-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hTJnzDxgMcVMnFegEu7cmg", "text": "You can't go wrong at Top Dog!!!  The best Hot Dogs in California!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "39wLHl_FGN3_fWYn1JOC1g", "date": "2006-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "htkyy3JetCNVuxsuasXFiw", "text": "THAT RUSSIAN MUSTARD is not fucking around!!!  Seriously.  I won't waste your time reviewing the dogs themselves, because with 1,000+ reviews and 4.5 stars, you're already coming here, right?\n\nDon't miss the condiments though.  Mmm sauerkraut, onions, and relish if you're into that kinda thing. :-P BUT KNOW what you're getting yourself into if you get the Russian Mustard (there are others).  I love spicy, sinus-clearing experiences, but after I howled at fellow yelper Deanne C. in pain, I described it as \"I kind of wanted to roll on the ground crying, but it was also amazing and I loved it.\"\n\nTake a taste first ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CX71NDrxCkcuXICKMz3mww", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HT_y5gN9Z1KTUt8e1bUG6w", "text": "So I kept hearing about top dog and finally I decided to go to the one that had opened up in Downtown San Jose because it was greatly raved ... however I was pretty disappointed after having had PINK'S in Southern California so many times and Costco every other time ... \n\nHowever, I kept telling myself that maybe the San Jose one doesn't do justice because it's just NOT original ... maybe...\n\nSo I trekked all the way out to Berkeley to visit the ORIGINAL top dog, the one that everyone raves about. Honestly it's not a bad hot dog but it's just not a good one, and for this kind of price I would expect PINK'S quality but you just don't get it. The selection is ok and there are never any seats at any of these places ... sigh ...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EiwxlbR8fb68lMgEXhcWKA", "date": "2009-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HUQRexdGoPDzR0r-TQJolg", "text": "It's not as good as Underdog in SF but it's pretty darn good, sober or drunk.  Open late and friendly on the wallet, if I'm around the area, I will definately stop by and get a fresh, juicy, delicious lemon chicken hotdog with extra-extra onions.  If you're lucky like me, your friend will be nice enough to piggyback your drunken ass to get some!  :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7z-Crwkwo3wyngtjFhdJ9A", "date": "2008-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hv3wb2WcGzaEh4J_1zvpPQ", "text": "3.5 Star\n\nTop Dogs Anyone? I feel like this place is a bit overrated but still is the best spot for some dogs... maybe I'm not too much of an hot dog fan? Don't get me wrong... the dog here is juicy and perfectly cooked but I wasn't wow-ed by it.... maybe my expectations are too high... I've been here a few times because my bf and his friends craves for this every now and then. They also open late, so that's a plus.\n\nMy favorite?\n- Chicken Apple Sausage and the yummy toasted bun are used instead of the regular hot dog buns.\n\nWhat's so special about Top Dog?\n- Dogs and buns are placed on a flat top grill to be grilled when ordered.\n\nCondiments: Ketchup, Mustard, Russian Mustard, sauerkraut, relish and onions.\n\nThis spot is small but I'm always amazed by the fast service and memory of all the orders from this guy. Great for people who has late night cravings.\n\nYou know... I have to admit that this is the best spot for Top Dogs though! Also, only $3 a dog!!! You've got to try it out if you haven't yet!\n\nAlmost forgot... CASH ONLY!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w041HK_BpNuIbbhLARLRoQ", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H_vQOJpJheYqIbfhd4Gbhw", "text": "No hot dog is worth the rude attitude I experienced here. I'd rather spend my money at an establishment that values it's customers and treats them with respect.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9_fewQWFuOM62E7IAROVnw", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hvtj6byJLTCCgkAZ5u7Kag", "text": "Been coming here since I was a high school pup in the early 70's. Best dogs anywhere with a great attitude. I live 3 hours away from here now, but whenever I'm in town and I get a hankerin' for a dog, Top Dog is the only place I go. Long Live Top Dog!! Too bad they closed the Montclair location, but the north side shop rocks too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QuGUsAYQ0osMalSuMLKnJg", "date": "2010-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hyxhJCZihsMmc0XrcZt8TA", "text": "Lemon Chicken & Apple Sausage, UGH yum.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0RdmSy4u3OVwCsPN0HC5FQ", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I29u11VrXDJnxaSM2vwCMg", "text": "Yum.  A great place for late night munchies or any time of the day really. Service is friendly.  Had a chicken apple hot dog for $3 and it was delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4InFkxzE3nxy5hd5IfLSFw", "date": "2011-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I2UqZSFjAIKlhZVz_dumSQ", "text": "Top Dog catered our 200+ person event this summer on the Cal campus.  They are fantastic!  They brought out a bbq grill and grilled everything before our students arrived.  Unlike the many other caterers we've dealt with, they knew how to handle a large crowd of kids.  I definitely appreciate the swift replies, efficiency, and flexibility of the staff.  :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cHzhv2AY3Zirj_9pddNDiw", "date": "2006-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i4O4MLyDJwjeHQzvG7xhGA", "text": "Hotlink Hotdog will be a regular for me there. \n\nIf I only had a bigger stomach to try everything else on the menu.\n\nOnly downside to this place would be lack of space. But nothing wrong with eating a hotdog on the street with seven other people.\n\nOh yes, and \"Politicians Unwelcomed\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ddy0jVHad3ObNQvvR1VO8Q", "date": "2009-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-i4vk2IxfaxqFec7Y-B7dg", "text": "Really good! I love coming here after a long night out with my friends. IT always does the job! Shoutout to all the frat guys that delivered multiple orders of Top Dog back to my friend's place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ho74K0zUEqAqOBnaxofW7w", "date": "2011-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I-_AA2KDxyTyTxJA7eG-YA", "text": "Worth your time. I know its just a hot dog but they are legit. From the chix apple to a standard bratwurst, they are cooked to perfection on a great toasted bun. Great late night food or an on the go snack. Very reasonable priced as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fbkPOoA4TsYRk_IcP4pAmQ", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iahAUQudvaViEX8RhxYSpw", "text": "I've been wanting to try this place for a while as I am a HUGE hot dog fan, but I'm not sure top dog lived up to my expectation. They were definitely tasty, I enjoyed the chicken apple and garlic dogs. The bread was also nice and toasted. But I feel like I could make some similar with a grill and some sausages from costco. Still tasty though!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xVndjy6wsAxGlOxPjBbZxw", "date": "2011-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ie2mcv7OV67Nxr3EjloTrg", "text": "Not impressed, but I have to admit, I've never been a hot dog lover :( \nThey used a baguette for the buns. That was pretty good! :) \n\nordered: \n1. chicken \n2. beef\n3. vegie\n\nyes.....I eat alot...you have a problem with that??", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IF0obK1iq7i4VUyR1guLEA", "text": "i love this hole in the wall.  top dog is an indoor hotdog stand, it's just what it is.  their louisiana hot link is the BOMB!  the hot link is spicy, spicy, spicy.  the snap of the skin is awesome and the toasted buns just make everything taste better!  must try if in berkeley, or san francisco, or visiting anywhere in the bay area, particularly after 9pm.  that's right, it just tastes better at night.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Do0K4CVetwWgtBgnD7yWRQ", "date": "2007-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i_fSQBO1Ps8I9mkrQbwcpA", "text": "If you guys watch seinfeld, maybe this might help the review out.\n\nremember the soup nazi in seinfeld?\n\nORDER, MOVE, GET FOOD, PAY!\n\nWhen I went to Top Dog, that is what the feeling I got. The cook was like, PLEASE ORDER, AND MOVE ASIDE, PAY LATER WHEN YOU GET THE DOG! \n\nI was like wow, sorta hectic and how the hell are they gonna know what hot dog I ordered because there is like literally 30 people in front of me and I got no slip or anything?\n\nI heard CHICKEN APPLE! I was like is that mine? He goes, YES THIS ONE IS YOURS. I was like impressed. They know how to run the business there.\n\nOkay now for the food, 2 words\n\nFAWKIN GOOD!\n\nThe END.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2jWoCY3Cofhk0B8mG1Hqfg", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IGT1sfr-G5aKFNGJRYD4jw", "text": "Chicken Apple Sausage , that's all I have to say. The hot dogs are okay, I'm not a fanatic over them, but I could understand why people love this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7RtQQUPCxKlw3RvSScmqNw", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ii1XClESOS_CS47iZun_vA", "text": "Didn't meet much of my expectations. I guess it's convenient that it's opened so late but I think I'd prefer a sausage link from Costco.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NMDayrA20FC7OZXPUbNZZQ", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iJ_oF0ELWKTuXKA7fiT9xQ", "text": "it's good..it's fast..and it hits the spot...but...5 star worthy for a hotdog?..i can understand if they ground their own meat to make gourmet hotdogs....but...anyways..it's good stuff...go grab one", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JnGtgOPpkjyWOvWM0SYEXg", "date": "2006-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ilgg8XTT_JLD9c0L76S1Hg", "text": "I was really excited to eat top dog since I haven't. Had it in a while but this experience made me not want it again. It was super crowded, there was barely no space to move but what topped my experience was the fact that the worker was handling the food and the money! Using no gloves or washing his hands in between... at first I thought no way but as he was receiving money from customers he would use the same hand to cook the buns.... It was too unsanitary, money should just not be mixed with food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "XBcVjRZv2xGlompj55eSmw", "date": "2011-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iLMvia4vPNDcvaUOrsy4ZA", "text": "Whilst visiting Berkley, we had a quick bite here.  We really enjoyed their Calabrese and Hot Links, and the price was still $3.  Good for them!!!  They didn't mind cutting the sausages in half (to remove the extra fat) at all.  My old review still stands.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mMbGqg5EovIcFnfIxUw7hQ", "date": "2012-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ilz26tewGlcyP6J7ZijT_w", "text": "The shrine of hot dogs.  Don't bring an empty stomach because it can get pricey in a hurry after 3 dogs, but the selection of sausages is just amazing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wuhRfRMrkkOcyu8QkHYW2g", "date": "2008-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ILZBJv1AWkwSiGl_6wuI1g", "text": "Cheap and yummy and delicious. What more could you ask for? I loved the kielbasa, one of my all time favorites done perfectly. I missed the line, but the line grew quickly since these hot dogs are tasty and cheap! The guy working behind the counter had a sarcastic sense of humor, a huge plus in my book.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jm2ooZYyb6cgqwdStWGeSg", "date": "2009-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iM37sxUVgV9kbnMzAQonWw", "text": "lemon chicken sausage, mmmmm!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TlgV82AvHhcNI8UM4s3Abg", "date": "2006-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ImhCIoZX__717ziimRkIvA", "text": "When I was a kid, I threw up after eating top dog once, and proceeded to boycott it for the next 10 or so years of my life. It might have been good going in, but it (apparently) wasn't so great coming out. I recently got over this fear/bias though, and haven't looked back since. I love this place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "otICYaqnUVWGykG3LmhOlQ", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IO_6h-i30Nr0mU2LosF1dQ", "text": "I went there to taste the hype.. i was a little disappointed in their garlic frankfurter-- nothing special.. I should have tried my friend's recommendation for their chicken apple!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fCSS67fWkOJC5V2wVKS0zA", "date": "2010-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iodephWX3sCUhXE99j5bPg", "text": "5 stars for the memories. Late night Berkeley roaming always ends at Top Dog. The hot dogs are just slightly above average (unless you have been drinking) and are normally priced, but the whole experience is part of Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IcJYgluUgGUZApMtuoYjSg", "date": "2010-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IODr8t32YzznmXWxm5_nlw", "text": "the only times that i've eaten at top dog in my years at berkeley were when nothing else was open and/or i needed something to absorb the alcohol in my stomach.  it's best at 2am when it's cold outside and you get your tasty dog piping hot.  my only pet peeve is that one time the guy who was handling all the money started touching all the buns when he was putting them on the grill.  gross!  people need to wash their hands after touching money, you never know where it's been.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Yl_18gd37PvdL655ExtU-w", "date": "2008-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iqBfMO_FptbuDXhlyHspVg", "text": "Meat?  Goooood!  Ketchup?  Goooood!  Mustard?  Goooood!  Onions?  Goooood!  Greasy hot dog while you're piss drunk in the streets of Berkeley?  GOOOOOOOOOD!  What more can you ask for besides one of those greasy two tacos for a dollar from Jack in the Crack?  Top Dog reminds me of that Seinfeld episode with the Soup Nazi.  If you haven't seen it, you should get smacked in the face!  You need to know what you're going to order and don't make the cooks wait.  Be drunk, order quickly and eat.  Yum!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vg64AHoj5SIIdVdtDY_-Fw", "date": "2008-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IsKb0ZpZ1MSY1mCz2LUyvQ", "text": "The pre-cooked dogs they sell before football games en masse are not as great as the ones hot off the grill inside, but top dog deserves its place as the best hot dog in the bay area.\n\nThe one on Durant is the home base of the enigmatic but professional grill-man. Start there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RQl9gX49kyXskpMvydzSwA", "date": "2009-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IvdtfcNb-i4PlLHzBh0FQg", "text": "Walking up Durant you are suddenly hit square in the face with the most delicious wave of smells. I am one of those who reconsiders if I have to get where I'm going on time and I always make a detour. \n\nTop Dog is excellent drunk. It may even be better sober because you can enjoy it more and not have to split your attention between your chicken apple and trying to make it up the hill. \n\nI've had almost everything on the menu but the all time favorite is the Chicken apple. You can't beat it. It truly is the best sausage / hot dog I've ever had.\n\nMy dad would swear by Pinks in LA and since I was a kid we stood in those lines to get the dogs and enjoy the snap of the casing. \n\nI am proud to say that since he tried Top Dog, the poor man is reduced to hungry glazed mush every time he boards a plane up to SF. He even admits that Pinks doesn't stand a chance. \n\nIf that's not a testimony, I don't know what is.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kv5EUbqppPGq3le-uzD0Vg", "date": "2010-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Iwgim_kuPub8wh2s8DuwpQ", "text": "THE late night Southside eatery.\n\nThe attitude you'll get from behind the counter is all part of the experience.\n\nEnjoy", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1MCsYBXP-e4kH1yh7jL0Ug", "date": "2006-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J1O7_wY2hUignNuHjPXmLw", "text": "I'm grateful for all of the reviewers who give Top Dog only one or two stars because this just means fewer people to wait behind in line for our dogs.  We're all thrilled that you're going to eat at your neighborhood T.G.I. Friday's tonight.  Seriously, have a good time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OZTZgCcxO7fcFkZ3LYDroA", "date": "2009-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J8r5T5pP8I3Dmb7ZtUkZxA", "text": "Top Dog is the place to get the BESTEST Hot links!!\nMMMMMMMMMM...........YUM.\nBut One little COMPLAINT The price is kinda iffy cause it is $3\nThat's all, but EVERYTHING else is good", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J1EIeGiOoqSWgypzDCnR2A", "date": "2009-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j8SCMDyFqnHbg6-kcZ4FCw", "text": "Top Dog is my standard for all hotdog places on the planet earth. Grilled, not boiled. No frills, no fancy pants anything. Big dog selection. Quick service. Blaring music. A big dose of 'tude. Perfect.\n\nThere are only 3 things I truly crave when I come through Berk. A Cal game followed by the Bears Lair, the asian ghetto, and Top Dog.\n\nAlso, any time a hot dog shack wants to tell you about the government, I think we should all be required to listen. I know what politicians have to say, I know where the rich and famous stand... but what about hot dog shacks? Do you have ANY idea where they stand on the social issues of our times?\n\nI didnt think so. I didnt think so.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xWChu03zprNx6o_zkOw12g", "date": "2008-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J8YGOm7ez0ORIFI6XzSo3A", "text": "Service is fast but they never refill their ketchup dispenser.  There is generally only one counterperson there he probably can't leave the grill but I splattered ketchup all over my shirt in an attempt to get some.\n\nThe top dog was a bit too tough and not as good as Nathan's hot dogs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u3BYbFsp4zm9x4sFmfZCIg", "date": "2007-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jA7Cuex2c0eYVzjW4pcWOQ", "text": "I really enjoyed this place. My girlfriend doesn't like hot dogs so I ordered the top dog to try it out. Just as everyone says, its a good dog on a baguette bun,which was nice instead of a regular hot dog bun. I tried some hot mustard that cleared my sinuses right up. The guy working the counter was \"rude\"in a funny,quirky way. Someone tried to pay with some nickels and dimes (not only with them) and apparently they don't take them here. (Just a heads up) The lady had some banter back and forth with him and the gave each other witty come backs. It was entertaining to watch while o waited for my dog. \n\nI'll stop by again the next time I visit my girlfriend to try another dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HJctT_mE9kGJSdaMo5PD5w", "date": "2012-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jBa4pGY0roHo26Fv-0zsGA", "text": "1.Lemon chicken, 1.Bird Dog and 1.braut, and an RC cola (yeah, RC). You can't go wrong (damn I miss Berkeley).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gmQgtWqumlodE52KIOMkAA", "date": "2009-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JDGKzK42rNtAS6P4st4Eqg", "text": "I am a fan of the Hot Dog. Some people think hot dogs are gross... I am not one of those people. \n\nTop Dog has been there for me for so many years. When I first went to Top Dog I was a big hot dog fan. They even supported me during my vegetarian faze with \"The Wienie\" which is STILL the best veggie hot dog I've ever had (most veggie hot dogs are kinda gross and have a weird texture). \n\nTop Dog has everything a hot dog lover could want. Variety, flavor, toppings. A+", "stars": 5, "user_id": "G8NqFdctwZPfE1f9ls--IQ", "date": "2008-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jHxlEJSBoni1ZuAG3fW08A", "text": "yummy snack. \n\nlove the bockwurst ( i became a huge fan of these in my travels through germany and was so pleased that top dog has them)\n\nlove the super spicy, sinus opening leading to snot dripping awesome mustard. \n\nplus they have rc cola. \n\nplus its one of the best late-night-post-drinking foods to sop up a belly full of alcohol. thanks top dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kgGeob2_AdgJY-xqtPsUjQ", "date": "2008-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jjnkRzWDvGSBTiYKqR6gug", "text": "$3 Brats rule.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VgtcRwMPiAEeuPsayXB4kA", "date": "2009-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JlfWgipsk1R0FMpUJuHLvw", "text": "Top Dog is a place most people go to after the bars close in Berkeley and with good reason. So many choices you really can't go wrong with any of them. The line is usually out the door but, moves quickly.\n\nOn my last visit there a homeless person \"traded\" with the cashier for the German Frankfurter. What he traded for to get a dog you might ask? Well, let's just say you would have an urge for some munchies afterward.\n\nI always order myself 2 dogs when I go Kielbasa followed by a Bratwurst loaded with the works (relish,ketchup,mustard and sauerkraut). All their dogs have their own distinct taste and flavor from their traditional Top Dog to their Lemon Chicken dog each will earn a special place in your stomach. $2.75 for such a delicious dog you can't go wrong. Open til 2am during the week for those unfortunate enough to be stuck working in studio or 3am for those who venture out to the bars and clubs on the weekends. You spend your time outside on the sidewalk standing around eating your dog along with a bunch of other people eating the same thing. They do have seats inside all 4 of them and during the late night  hours those seats are removed to make room for the crowds that soon follow.\n\nThey also sell your choice of dogs uncooked for bbq's or other event's. I brought a pack to a recent bbq and they were a hit.\n\nIf your ever in Berkeley you owe it to yourself to experience some of the most enjoyable flavors to be had at Top Dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IBc0xmHk3Vo3NPjcWnlenQ", "date": "2007-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JlIOWR52Y5d976HLweDOgQ", "text": "The dog is amazing, but the service...not so much. Bad service, great food. Oh well, in the end the tastes what matters so I'm definitely going to frequent there again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0d5qiPztRcBzzxc-ZrxiLA", "date": "2011-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jLTvAGO5O3qtQInpRursAQ", "text": "aside from the price (i know it's cheap, but i'm kinda cheap)-- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MT3MLjukilFZGkPVDqcuYA", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JnUX607LH5CuNhmVomEVdQ", "text": "How good can a hot dog be? Once you have tried top dog, you will find out.\n\nI have tasted most of their dogs, and my favorites are the top, hot link, lemon chicken and calabrese. The hot dog has this distinct snap when you bite into it that is just amazing. The hot link really packs a punch, but well worth it. The lemon chicken was real interesting; but I like sour foods and a big fan of chicken. The calabrese is probably my favorite; great pork taste with a hint of spiciness.\n\nThe only challenge is that the lines get real long and it's pretty hectic and intimidating to get your order in. The condiments are thrown out there and usually are empty, and you're always bumping into someone inside cause it's so tiny. And by the time you walk out of the place, you smell like a hot dog.\n\nNonetheless, my great friend who lives up north comes down with a \"6 pack\" in hand and life couldn't get any better.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5FVsOnUPLRMKfGF1fZSrvg", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jOAX3pA4HkvpCFvPSmlLKg", "text": "lookie here,\n\nI'm not one of these people who throws out 5 star reviews left and right..... well, ... this is only my second review so I haven't really had the chance... but I promise not to be one of those people. The reason this place gets a 5 star is because it makes no bones about what it is, and what it does.... well, what it does is heaven on bread with condiments. this place is dirty, cheap and absolutely phenomenal. I honestly wake up craving this sometimes in the morning, just thinking about it now has convinced me to go out of my way on my way home from work tonight to get one. Keep up the good work top dog.. and I'll keep comin back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Dn-5XK2aPjwDZaA1vRQenA", "date": "2008-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jSDCA5dgkNX2UOKOtzjg4w", "text": "For anyone pasing through Bezerkeley, this is a must do.  Nothing beats a top dog on a french roll.....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vpvkx2S_3RF6QzcKdhNJpw", "date": "2008-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jSTKyMQLBmvnmszA-MTNcg", "text": "Not that there's a great deal of difference, but this original branch is the one to go to if you have the choice. They sometimes have specials, like a Molinari chorizo the other week, and the high turnover eliminates the risk of semi-stale buns or condiments. Usually, though, I'll go to the closest branch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2009-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JswtEht-LbroG0w8um-AaQ", "text": "I always heard about this spot and when I got the chance to go here one late night in Berkeley, I was excited!!  It took us awhile to find this place after we found that the other Top Dog in Berkeley was closed but at last, we were here.  We parked in the small lot next door that was awkwardly painful to get in and out of and scraped our low ridin' rice rocket, so my advice is to find some street parking.  At first I was overwhelmed when I got there because there was so much happening in such a little store!!  Everything was quick moving that I was afraid of slowing anything down.  After staring at the menu, I ended up getting the Lemon Chicken which was pretty good.  First, make sure you bring cash!! I didn't have any but thank god my friend did, because if not there would be no Top Dog for the night!  Second, don't look like an amateur and expect some ketchup. I put mustard and onions on mine and was ready to go!  Overall, the combo was good but I can't say anything too special about the dog itself.  However, I did like the bread-- A LOT.  And I usually don't like bread so it's kinda weird... But overall, it's cheap, open late night and good to have randomly.  I don't love LOVE it yet, but I'm ready to go back and try another flavor.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9_c8kMCbpJCgcFLFOvojIA", "date": "2009-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jTV-qdLshYSpmUP43Knx5A", "text": "One of my first stops to pig out in the bay area was here....\n\nFor the price I think it's not enough to fill you up, but the quality you can expect much better than any ordinary sausage/ hotdog/ bun. Place is friendly and there's lots of campus students/ visitors such as myself. Inside it's very compact so when it gets busy it's not a nice place to be standing around in.\n\nIt's good, but I can find a better hotdog stand around LA or NY.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "okwMn905FfWen_f3uVKE0w", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JwwbXXzUUc1z8ceDgNTrow", "text": "CHICKEN APPLE SAUSAGE dog on a SESAME BUN!! \nSo delicious... especially on a late cold night.  I've tried many dogs here but the chicken app beats them all :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2akWifotiCdO4BHASGLDag", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JY3wJcdClioyVV7PspV-Jg", "text": "Top Dog another hole in the wall was first introduced to me by my loving boyfriend. We came to eat at Top Dog right before a Cal Bears vs. Oregon game (not to mention Cal Bears won that day...WooHoo!!) Other than the hard to find parking, the hot dogs and links here were absolutely DELISH!! My boyfriend had the bratwurst and I had the calabrese due to the fact that I almost always eat my hot dogs with jalap\u00e8nos and since they didn't have any, which I didn't mind, I ordered something spicy. At $3 per dog it was well worth it and it came with a hot toasty bun. I was surprised that they were very nice to let us bring in our own vitamin water from the liquor store across the street.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2F0USVCt5826T8Fq8H4AiQ", "date": "2012-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JZ8nexocOi_LXlssFbhqZw", "text": "Definitely a late night spot if you're in Berkeley.   The guy who works here purposely tries to be mean to you so make sure you don't take it personally.  The bread is probably what makes the hot dog so good because its different from any other hot dog bun you've ever had. It's not really like the usual soft bun that hot dogs come with but more of a harder crust (soft inside) type of bread.  Try the following dogs when you go there:\n\nchicken apple\ntop dog\nbratwurst\n\nThere will be a lot less people during the day and you will be able to sit down and eat inside but once you hit dinner time and beyond, you'll have to stand outside and eat your hot dog. Enjoy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UqHR8IXVfMaISa6OzNCdAg", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jztQRSi70jGzcdKz2kxwQQ", "text": "This review is not about the grilled sausages served at Top Dog, although they are the best, and I'm not just saying it because I'm a Cal alum and have been eating them for over 40 years (my dad started bringing me when I was a kid).\n\nInstead, I'm going to talk about the \"cold dogs\" that Top Dog sells.  They will sell you six cold sausages and six unheated buns for $8.50 (both in plastic bags), so you can take them home and cook them anytime (or put them in the freezer for later).  The sausages are fully-cooked, so you just have to grill them (long and slow is best) and toast the buns.  They're the same dogs and buns (exactly) that you get in the shop.\n\nMy favorites, for those of you who are scoring at home, are the Hot Link (Louisiana Style) and the Kielbasa (Polish).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HwURHVCPdxkqjTY7Amn5Hw", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k02OsJiayZmYT02sc9Z29g", "text": "top dog is a berkeley institution. \nIt's open until at least two in the morning daily (three on weekends), capitalizing on the late-night hunger-struck stoners and drunks. \nthat said, top dog is one of the few foods that tastes just as good (or maybe even better) when sober.\n\nthe veggie dog is absolutely incredible, though I find it demoralizing to have to utter it's title \"the wienie\" when I order - I guess that's what a non-carnivore gets for trying to eat at a damn hot dog joint. \n\nalso - if you're ever having a barbeque (or, of course, if you are moving to a place where top dog is inaccessible [first, reconsider this choice] and you urgently need to stock your freezer) they sell their hot dogs and buns in bulk for dirt cheap.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ojq8-SGZ-E-RvccNg9PNTQ", "date": "2010-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K22vYUsyUVvYlVZWTjBY6g", "text": "yum, yum, yum. a must-have in berkeley. a little hole-in-the-wall with awesome dogs. perfect for a late-night snack, or for those times when you are a bit tipsy. quick and delish. especially the chicken apple. that is some good stuff. yes, the guy that works there may be a bit of an ass, but hey. i consider that part of its charm.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JZMPR_463Jk-Y-eg79m4uA", "date": "2007-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k3rlQCQsusfZ4xMrKE_3EA", "text": "Pretty self explanatory.  It's a hot-dog stand that sells some really high-end sausages (mostly SAAG I believe) on a great sesame seed bun. Almost all of them are great given what you feel like at the time.\n\nIf you want to steer clear from grease, then choose the chicken apple or similar non-pig dogs (the menu is clear about whats what). the hot links are pretty hot and great on a cold day. condiments are provided self-serve. \nthis place is still fairly cheap after all this time. gotta love it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pLkszIxEbI0XMhzqBagW0g", "date": "2006-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_k42_lpcZiLXMR3uOybiPA", "text": "Delicious hot dogs!  A little bit more expensive than your normal $1.50 Costco hot dogs!  But the quality is so much better.  Whenever you walk by Top Dog, you can smell the deliciousness", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uKqkquINCbM-j2ZgvAfYsA", "date": "2011-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K7uLeqxSii4NEE0L7E-oPw", "text": "Five stars only because they're open late and the quality of their hot dogs has not gone down since the first time I came here ~11 years ago.\n\nI've never ordered anything else here but the Lemon Chicken. For $3, I am a happy camper. The sausage is always bursting with flavor inside a warm, grilled bun. They have a variety of different mustards on the counter along with ketchup, relish, onions, and sauerkraut (which is in a heated container).\n\nI recently went to their other location on Center Street, which is bigger and nicer. The Durant location does not have indoor seating whereas the Center one does. Both are conveniently located because one is close to campus and the other is close to where I live.\n\nYay for cheap, efficient food! :O)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u9zzNLgPz66UXGm4kCP2bA", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K8cGJkKoS_Fj1Kpb86Nyug", "text": "When I first arrived in Berkeley, it was 2.75 for a good dog. It's probably up to a full dollar more now, though I haven't been back in some time.\n\nRegardless of the price, this is a no-brainer 5-star review for me. There is nothing bad that I can say about Top Dog. It's such a staple in the Berkeley college lifestyle. The shop has been there for decades and you can always count on a satisfying experience. Honestly, I've never had a hot dog better than the ones at Top Dog, and I currently live in New York City.\n\nMy favorites are the Chicken Apple Sausage and the Kielbasa. If you fancy a lighter sausage, I'd go for the Lemon Chicken or the Bird Dog (turkey + cilantro). You've got to get all the condiments; this includes onions, relish, sauerkraut, ketchup and mustard.\n\nIMPORTANT NOTE: If you want to eat here, don't be a jackass. It's important that you don't hinder the full operating efficiency of this place, or you WILL be yelled at. Keep your cool and don't hold up the line. I'm of course referring to the drunken freshmen at 1:30AM. \n\nMan, I miss this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k8WmjSfN4n5vSvsAutGbYQ", "text": "haven't been here in a while but i've gotta say this place is awesome!  2 hotdogs and a drink and you're set. we're here at least once everytime i visit the bay\n\nsmall place and there is no line. you just wait for him to look at you or just holler you're order. he got it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TJ906ji75cpvo9VLNAgGWA", "date": "2008-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kBiAeW9HFdCUG4j_BRUNJQ", "text": "I think the only thing I don't like about Top Dog is that fact that it attracts unsavory characters. Otherwise, what's not to love about a hot dog place that stays open for drunk people and has numerous kinds of delicious sausages on a grilled bun? Most are $3, and they have veggie options. They also have $1 fountain drinks and chili (vegan) too. I mean, this place is a Berkeley classic.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jVaiCNmWOjoI0led5LZuyA", "date": "2012-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kbKeT0ogCsNu_FUOdxIN4Q", "text": "There's nothing better than grabbing \"two kiels and a chicken apple\" after a night of drinking in Berkeley. \n\nThe service is good, as long as you know what you want. You want a Top Dog? You say you want a \"Top Dog\", not a hot dog. Order your dogs, then shut up. When they ask you what else you want, THEN you can ask for chips or a drink. Staring up at the menu blankly or asking dumb questions will get you skipped for other hungry customers. That's part of why I like Top Dog; they don't put up with annoying drunk customers or people that don't know what they want. \n\nThey have an excellent hot dog condiments bar with plenty of mustard, relish, and ketchup to customize your favorite type of dog. There's always a fun crowd at top dog; college kids, bums and people who just got out of a bar/show. Check it out sometime if you're in the area or you're fiending for a good hot dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LIWh_73Lbx-KIxf5XZALmQ", "date": "2009-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KbpM9ZZ7V5rqByYFizHbmg", "text": "Turkey dog was pretty good.  Got a discount cause it was smaller.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uEBYjEEGORtagp9bafj9mg", "date": "2009-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KDTePk0gCkm_Zq4JVFkIsQ", "text": "Love top dog. Make the special trip every once in awhile and I am always pleased. The chicken apple is great..and so is the wienie!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QTLL0xbcy7AyLUPJogk5kg", "date": "2009-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kG4cbFFqR06br0xFb5HwSg", "text": "I came here with some drunk friends. most of them were hyping up TopDog...I've never been here before. i ordered the German Frankfurter. The frankfurter was good and the bun was nice and toasted.  I came away unamazed, it tasted just like something I could make myself, but it was still good. The guy taking orders was pretty good at his job, but the place was small, crowded, and some of the condiments were out or looked unsanitary.. I would come here again and try a different dog, but wouldn't go outta my way to get one.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kf9BpBv9nEXvP6gP9xUC5g", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kHHFjcxOyoUuVt19RcYclg", "text": "Top Dog... how can you top that!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ONDMgVKfQ9W1IDxfUuSDmA", "date": "2006-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KHjy3BBneCpmyVCWGdhk5A", "text": "As delicious as I remembered it ... back when I attended Cal and walked (instead of drove) and lugged around a 30 lb backpack.  Ahhh, those were the days.  Everytime I walk around Berkeley, I miss it and wish I came back more often.  It's good to go here when it's crowded, you get your hots dogs faster because the grill is turned up and cranking.  $3.00 for a dog ... cash only.  \n\nI know that I said I'd name my penis Fat Slice ... but if I had a second penis to name, it would be named Top Dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5aCEquYmXUIsWmpUp1gqxA", "date": "2007-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kJ_k-zbKedVgGj5ymxzTNg", "text": "5 stars for the best dog!!!\n\nFrom the bay and living in LA, I constantly crave my Chicken Apple at Top Dog.  Every time I've gone up for the past 6 years, I've gotten fix.  For the people who like Pink's, stay away because we don't want you here.  This is all about the MEAT aka dog and not about mixing weird concoction of condiments together. What do I get? 2 chicken apple's, a little bit of ketchup, hot russian mustard, and maybe some sauerkraut with an RC cola.  Yeah baby!!\nBack in college, I had friends who would drive up north to Top Dog to get their fix and hang out with friends before driving back down the SAME day.  I swear by this. It's that good.\n\nBTW, cash only", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M4yXC6XrcZFFnF262BV4Sg", "date": "2007-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "knM6djscW87mTVdxrwmxDw", "text": "I love this specific location! \n\nThis student area near the UC campus is a culinary eyesore filled with beggars and loud, leftists activists in your face every step of the way. Top Dog is like Calgon for me.\n\nThey have several chicken and turkey sausage options which were tasty and cheap. The place is a hole in the wall yet the one guy running the whole thing makes it seem like Cheers. I watched as he giggled to \"Family Guy\", chatted with everyone and somehow pumped out yummy sausages on a pretty busy night. \n\nNot all the Top Dogs are like this one and I am so glad that I stumbled upon it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7fi2YhGwDZOcOB3S9X86cw", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KnThH2ATrZ3_mDWdr2h31w", "text": "Out late? High? Drunk? Hungry? If so...treat yourself to some fucking Top Dogs.\n\nEverytime I come here at night its busy. But that doesn't mean you could just chill there looking at the menu shit, make a decision and get your money out.  After ordering my shit, I just chill there by the door amazed on how the cashier/cook could remember all the orders of 10 different people and add up the total within a minute.  Yeah, i'm sure anyone could do it if they worked there for a couple of weeks but dude...when you're high, that shit looks like a circus act.\n\nI sometimes play a game in my head while i'm waiting and see if i could beat the cashier dude on adding it up.  I always lose.\n\nSuggestions:  Get a hotlink and the chicken apple.  They're like night and day.  Don't stand directly outside the exit to eat your food.  Instead, go ahead and sit on the steps of the house next to the parking lot.  You had a long night, you deserve it. When you're done, leave the litter in front of the steps.  Think of it as leaving a present.  If you had the hotlink, get ready to have a burning anus after your morning dump.  Cheers!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "68WJVsJDy_6kCk2-mAAKSQ", "date": "2007-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ks0wPzkSzHcl1WLLOky6Mw", "text": "What can I say about the legendary Top Dog??  $3 each for some of the best dogs out there.  Regular toppings (ketchup, several different kinds of mustards, onions, relish) are self-serve.  What really sets Top Dog apart from other dogs is the SNAP you get when biting through the skin.  \n\nFaves: Bockwurst, chicken apple, louisiana hot link", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lYf7l5vDv8nroy8xB7O7QA", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KTYhQ_VPMaZtvj9ITdMhNA", "text": "the ORIGINAL!! that's all i can say.  there will always be a special place in my heart for the Lemon Chicken-- so good anytime but especially after a night of heavy drinking.  Back in my college days I was a regular...  in fact one time I witnessed a pretty bad fight out front and even got subpeonaed to show up at court since i was a witness!  i guess that's what happens when you get a bunch of drunk pissy hungry guys at the same place at the same time.  awww how i miss the good ol days.  Thankfully, now I live by the one in the giant Long's on Pleasant Valley though its not open quite as late, and usually there's not as much action.  oh well....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PXmf3LDRKKTxY6kq1Ozdag", "date": "2006-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KvoyHzd0sgjEBKQgknZ2Qw", "text": "dank assed stuff", "stars": 5, "user_id": "najINRfP3hPXPN7QPTsIyg", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KWrPLIV1bdy8PhitF2C4Eg", "text": "I think Top Dog has lost it's buzz compared to 7 years ago.  From my older Cal friends and sister, hot dogs used to be only ~$1.50 and it made a fantasticly cheap late-night meal after a drunken night of debauchery.  Nowadays, hot dogs are $3 =(.  For a college kid, you can easily lose $1.50 and not care, but $3?  that's pretty significant haha\n\nI still pay my visits here because I heart my spicy food.  I now always get the hot link with the spicy russian mustard. (I used to get the deli mustard, but thanks to my bro colby, I discovered russian spicy mustard!  The russian mustard had a good portion of horseradish in it. Oh the nasally burn =)  Unlike normal ketchup and mustard, the russian mustard is only located on ONE end of the condiments table.)\n\nOverall, good variety of dogs to choose from, but only a select few have easily recognizable distinct flavors.  Smoked Chicken Apple, Lemon Chicken, Hot Link to name a few", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l2Pcs-b2_eGN7XUCBDOFuA", "text": "Lemon Chicken Hotdog is so good I didn't try anything else on the menu.\n\nI use to come here pretty frequently when I was living in the East Bay Area 12 years ago. I make a point to come here whenever I'm visiting the Bay area.\n\nGood to come here a little bit after lunch or in the afternoons. Not a good place to be at Midnight as every college student in the area is here because its that good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Wkyne-Od8B027KXzEcQHCQ", "date": "2012-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L5Sn_pgtzuTVqF5iNvubGw", "text": "I'm currently out of the country, and near the top of the list of my food cravings is a Bockwurst.  \n\nDamn, I wish Top Dog went international.  While their political idealogy might not be welcome everywhere, their sausages surely will.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fkLmKUTtu9LQ8bIDh1pVeQ", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lBVkADe045zaeMT12m7Zwg", "text": "Hard to go wrong with tasty sausages and toasted buns. They always have a great variety. I now live in the city and I gotta say, I would honestly prefer having Top Dog over Rosamunde as the Toronado food option. Half as expensive, but much better than half as good. While I was at Berkeley, I also got discounted hotdogs since I often knew the guy behind the counter, as many of them lived in the co-op system. Pretty great if you ask me. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Lb37hatAjI3fgHEh2lMNEw", "date": "2010-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lDwFIUS_1Cy_z-YAh5ZEfg", "text": "Best Hot Dogs in the bay area.  Hands down.  I think there are over a dozen types of dog to get.  I always say that this time 'I'll just have one and be done.'  Hasn't happened yet.  Then again, I didn't start going here until I was out of college.\n \nDogs to go is a smashing idea Deven.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b1TLsiRhQdfbbXahqFkVtg", "date": "2005-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lDZ3croybIifIQ2BGGubuQ", "text": "The place to be while at UC. And with the cool cat behind the grill--que mas. Make sure to get the ' hotlink' dog with Russian mustard. Too much goodness...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MDDvQCNseMZDXt7_He39RA", "date": "2011-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LeHe4BvvijEVdXopCtgZNg", "text": "What better way to end a night of drinking with your friends than eating a lemon chicken with kraut, onions,spicy spicy mustard (I bet you want to make out with me right now don't you?!?) and a diet coke (the only thing that makes up for the ridiculous amount of calories consumed during the evening's debauchery--HA.....who am I trying to kid).\n\nWithout fail, Top Dog is one of those \"Berzerkely\" institutions that when my alumni pals and I get together to hit up the bars during football season, we all stampede towards. Knocking those poor unsuspecting freshmen over as we race for cheap and filling sausages or hotdogs.\n\nThe grill master is just that--a master at getting your dog done and to you in a couple of minutes. He without fail is able to keep most orders straight and in order of receiving them so all is fair in love and top dog.\n\nThe only bad thing? Sometimes it is a toss up between Top Dog and its neighbor La Burrita.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yN3cBeSdhtFRcFPdLgDlbw", "date": "2007-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-lETh5qihl4YYRHVFeZCmA", "text": "the hot dogs are good but not really worth the price though. after eating it, i was still hungry...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-Ogn5620cFIWFtxTu1X-fA", "date": "2006-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LF1jsOIpjmDsrzLBOkCQyQ", "text": "stand in line...shout out what you want when he asks...sit for 2 minutes...eat a great dog.\n\ntop dog is great...when i need my hotdog fix minus the chili this is the only place that can provide that for me.  although they have chili now, i've yet to try a dog with chili on it here.\n\nthis place is literally the only place i like to solve any hot dog cravings i might have.  good dogs, great selection, cool people.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1TucAya8D_cXS1ZGLrVOHw", "date": "2009-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lGBEpjcI6q0pgoqU1g6p-A", "text": "Best hot dog I have ever eaten in my life!\nYou'r in Berkeley then there is no excuses for not grabbing a dog from Top dog!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UozHXOhyvfT33wsJrIhkdw", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lhbVLpjHUznk_AwByJIqKA", "text": "we have made trips to Berkeley just because we want top dog. the survice is funny, guy treats you like shit but its amusing. verry small and often crouded, but still delicious. its amazing how terrably awesome this place it", "stars": 4, "user_id": "62lQuJkeja2jkdoFIK12fw", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lHuA5cyrsbM_Atyove-BlQ", "text": "Awesome hot dogs! It's all about a frank, chicken apple, lemon chicken, and hot link. And you gotta add the hot russian mustard too. Hopefully they don't keep raising their prices.\n\nSometimes wait can be long on weekend nights, but worth the wait!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wcwH3HDVkIi9J90XzCZJkQ", "date": "2007-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lIrUwZX2BdS6lvN4UHCWlQ", "text": "I've been eating hot links for years, and now I've gotten my girlfriend hooked on them too.\n\nWe've been coming here and buying hot links and other dogs by the half-dozen, then cooking them at home. We add grilled peppers, grilled onions, and cheese (mozzarella and cheddar) to ours, and they're even better than the ones you can buy for $3 in the restaurant (though we still haven't quite figured out how to cook our buns to be as crispy as the \"dogtenders\" do, without access to a grill)\n\nMoral of the story: this place should grill peppers and onions and put them on their dogs. Mozzarella and cheddar cheese also helps.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Wh9xesjKgdoTUH7tbNQxjQ", "date": "2011-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lj7_7qG8pFbJjZ7yVhr9JQ", "text": "Heaven in a bun.  This is a Berkeley staple.  Go now...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_TzAVPPM0PG4X62iarVILQ", "date": "2006-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lkszhYc4bZJ2CxUAm88E2A", "text": "Great hot dogs.  The only thing I haven't like recently is the wiene (they used to have a veggie dog that way WAY better) but honestly, when I'm drunk at 1 am in the morning, it tastes like a little piece of heaven.  And you can just get them cold and grill them yourself too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XUNKH9hVS18f1XuhYPZVtQ", "date": "2008-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "llAIwzltsV4fUppNoZdTUw", "text": "Top Dog\nBerkeley, California\n10pm Sunday 12th August 2012\nFour Stars\n\nYou cannot come to Berkeley and not get a piece of meat at Top Dog.  I went with the namesake and ordered a Top Dog Frankfurter at Top Dog and topped with Mustard and Sour Kraut for $3.  The Grungy cook/cashier made my Berkeley experience of Top Dog at absolutely perfect.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L7VEJP1RrpXRRRWsYIu3tA", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-lm3a0oCRqPkbv4QYXjxGA", "text": "I have dreams about top dog and get so excited when I come to Berkeley thinking I'll finally have one - or two. Last weekend I went to the Cal/UCLA game and didn't want to brave the long long line for top dog. I opted to have a burrito next door instead. I proceeded to eat the entire burrito  - yes - but I still wanted a top dog. I had to go immediately next door and brave the line to get one. Nevermind my pant buttons were popping off at that point. The moral of the story is there is no substitute for top dog. In fact, my friend had to have 3. If only I hadn't had that burrito I would have had another one.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fXgfpYRLJD4hnKyQZ8VHBQ", "date": "2006-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lME-eetbM1PBY_l1USNoGw", "text": "I'm not a huge fan of hot dogs. Actually, I hate hot dogs, but I ate here anyway. Pretty cheap but honestly.. A hot dog is a hot dog. It's somewhat of an establishment in berkeley though and everyone HAS to eat here once right?\n\nI like the bread the best and the chili! Only 2 bucks for a nice big cup full of chili. Warm and fills mah belly = happy kelly.\n\nService sucks. Everyone at top dog is just angry faced 24/7. Look out during big days (eg: game days, cal day, etc) because the lines are REEdiculous.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2010-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LNGgdnNIG_jXY6clbgH20g", "text": "I have been wanting to try out Top Dog for a while since hearing about it from many friends. \n\nThey sell hot dogs at a price for $3 each. They also have a combo with chips and a drink.\n\nI decided to try out the smoked chicken apple because it was popular on yelp and I wanted to try something different from a regular hot dog. It wasn't as great as I expected it to be, but it was exceptional for hot dog standards.  The buns are better than hot dog buns you usually get with your hot dog. So +1 for the buns!\n\nI want to come back to try some other flavor that might suit my taste buds", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6zm22u-W787BJfDG0xLKjA", "date": "2011-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LO5zwR1k0yAgWLBpgKKI7A", "text": "Maybe it was a bad day for the guy, but this location (Durant) sure is bitchy. I wanted to make sure they had enough chili for a larger-than-they're-probably-used-to order by phone, and also just place the order so my husband picking up takeout for sick family wouldn't have to stand around forever in case it got busy. I got a bitchy phone call when my husband didn't arrive at the minute I didn't-know-I'd-promised. I'm aware our food might not be hot as if he ordered it there, but I'm taking that chance. Mostly I just don't want the employee to be a jerk to me when I'm trying to get cheap fast takeout.\n\nThe Center Street location has always been lovely, however.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "K33-BJ2QL6Ejo3zN5IQBtA", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LP0UZCw1vwu_O_nXldzVfQ", "text": "Hot Dog nirvana.  There really isn't much more you can say about this Berkeley institution.  It's just a superb experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KKHST7xtyes5sQyTUxjqrQ", "date": "2009-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lvh60QRM3sbU07QZhQMYdw", "text": "Nice place. About 3 dollars for a hot dog. Bread is crispy. Kind people and good hot dog but I cannot give 5 stars...\n\nWould be a good place if I studied in Berkeley and need to grab some food quickly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-4jUsd-270JIFc_-z1DOJQ", "date": "2011-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lY8dhZnkCQHLZzBgoqT7Pw", "text": "I am a fan of thier KIELBASA...My boyfriend got  the chicken apple sausage, and our friend got the lemon pepper. To me those weren't as flavorful as th polska kielbasa I ordered. Its delicious plain with no toppings, or with ketchup and mustard.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W1uoHedXTst6R9camd7u1Q", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LZsUPIBOB9iCAuQ8AG5pVA", "text": "There are few institutions in Berkeley --- one of them is Top Dog.   If you haven't eaten here, you really haven't \"been\" to Berkeley.   Wait your turn and shout your order, and read the wall of social commentary.   Leave physically and mentally satisfied.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "j5ezF5mEGpnDwdTmAHci7Q", "date": "2009-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M0go4F1AqHFo3F8wrJREJA", "text": "Definitely one of my favorite places to go if I'm looking for a quick and inexpensive lunch. My favorite would probably be the Hot Link, or even the Lemon Chicken. Both are ridiculously tasty, and they're always bursting with flavor. For $3, it's not too expensive (hot dogs for football concessions anyone?) and it's definitely affordable for any broke college student.\n\nIt's a must-have for everyone.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-jdWq1u5e-hHbfsQjabxBA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m3NUjMBSRJjgGyx1aLBwdQ", "text": "lemon chicken and hot links. period.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w49SkDLHKmSckLi6xGSP2A", "date": "2006-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m6DNWCJeE9ZhOcKsUr5-9Q", "text": "Top Dog is really truly honestly the best hot dogs around.  They're open late and make a good drunken late night snack.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "v6CCMueSFvyo_LcEpo1GBQ", "date": "2007-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m8mui7cxcZXSxA4fXn9F7g", "text": "I never understood the appeal of Top Dog. It's drunk munchies food, which is great since it's open late. In fact, I've only been here after 2am, which says a lot.\n\nI've had a good number of their hot dogs late at night, and they really just taste like hot dogs. It's delicious and satisfies a craving when intoxicated, but I wouldn't come here during the day or for a meal. $3 is really steep for grilled hot dogs.\n\nIt's fun to people watch late at night though around Top Dog. You get all kinds of crazy around this establishment.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mH0QarvNTcrZxL5EP8AZow", "text": "Come by, don't hesitate! Dogs are exceptional! They offer 3 types of mustard, relish, chopped onions, kruat, and even ketchup. About $3 bones a dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LM6Ztl4gd5RTkcGGX6GDbQ", "date": "2012-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MH501E-Lm-xn_fQwOsjl-Q", "text": "DELICIOUS!\nLike many of the reviewers wrote, the staff isn't the nicest but it's definitely worth sucking it up for a good meal for $3! They use french bread for the bun and it's absolutely amazing. Don't expect like a restaurant eat-in style (especially when they're busy) because they have like, 4 high stools. It's not the cleanest place to eat but usually the best places to eat are the dirty hole-in-the-walls.\n\nDon't forget to bring cash because it's CASH ONLY!! \n\nHIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!! MMmMmmmm YUMMY", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m7kJ00uoxuvLxAuvMbHB1w", "date": "2010-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MhGUkQOwW7UrhchJ7MrF6A", "text": "Ah Top Dog.  My first meal during Calso.  *tear*  This is a must-have for people in Berkeley.  Not only are the hot dogs delicious, and the service excellent (except when the cook is in a bad mood, which only happened to me ONCE in 4.5 YEARS), Top Dog is essentially a microcosm of the Berkeley community.  You have the walls plastered with propaganda, the students studying at the counter, the families coming by with kids and are like Ooh! Hot Dogs, the absent-minded professors.  Yes, Top Dog is a Berkeley classic.  While I can only speak for this location, the Top Dog experience is not to be missed.  Especially if you manage to sneak a hotdog at closing on a Thursday night as you stumble back up the hill.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mr_8PCcCGs7sy9KIjqRPZA", "date": "2008-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mjirGxAPTFbiqF4dtREWDw", "text": "OMNOMNOMNOMNOM\n\nNo matter how many times I come here, I can't get enough of it! From my last review, I've tried the smoked chicken apple, lemon chicken and kielbasa. I've been meaning to try the rest of their menu but after tasting the chicken apple, I just couldn't stop myself from ordering anything else! I feel like it was meant to be. If I could be married to chicken apple dog.........", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a8CX659T80_jhSpPxe3Fpw", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MJvkZpqkSKsUvwcY9ucXgg", "text": "The bread is GOOD. The meat is delicious. Opens late.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C3aWYjdI3xZIaFOuswnu6A", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m_lQdkp4sn88ZWayZRZ4Lw", "text": "i'm really just gonna have to give this place 5 stars.  The food is cheap and relatively fast to order and it tastes really good.  I had the \"linguica\" which had a very acidic taste (probably due to the vinegar) that I really enjoyed.  If you're a fan of acidic/salty foods this is probably dog you'd want to get.  Although, all of the dogs are pretty cheap so you could probably get more than one if you wanted to.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bp9b4_fS94ALQ3DxN0YG2A", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mOm-pSeIWko1SfQBLJzgpQ", "text": "Open pretty late.\n$3 for a hot dog. (My favorite is the lemon chicken)\nThe guys that cook them are really nice.\nToo bad they couldn't be more filling. :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mR3PNHuWTN2W0Y3dhBUa6Q", "text": "SOOOO GREAT !\n\nI've made it my personal goal to try every dog on the menu, and I have about 3 more to go - the bird, the wienie, and linguica - it of course has taken me forever to try all of them since I usually fall in love with a dog after I try it, and I keep ordering it over and over again ! I love the options that are available, it is definitely one of those places that you want to take people when they come to visit. It is delicious and cheap.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EjpBhxi7migVMa1T03GSyw", "date": "2012-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mRG4eK6KL9rPsbYucsQ5Mg", "text": "I'm not huge on hot dogs, but one of my friends love this place.\n\nIts a hole in the wall hot dog joint. There is no parking lot, and sometimes you have to drive around the streets to find a parking spot. \n\nInside is very small with no seating, you place your order, and directly behind you is the commodities, ketchup, onions, relish, the regular. \n\nThe owner is very anti-government, and has a bunch of clippings posted on a wall which I read every time I come by, there are a lot.\n\n\nAs for the hot dog, like I said I'm not huge on hot dogs. I like mine tender, but their hot dogs are very tough on the outside, and slightly tender on the inside. The bread is off the hook. I only eat the top dog, so I don't know about the other hot dogs. For $2.50 its not bad either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SQ0tqjtOoI19N_J3jkWiLQ", "date": "2010-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mSbwwV1tPf73gZ_iNYuVOg", "text": "A bit pricey for a hot-dog but if you're in the area you HAVE to try it at least once.\nI always find myself craving it randomly...like now. The lemon chicken dog is by far my favorite and I'm sure the others are just as good!\nThis isn't a place to sit and dine. You come here if you want some good food fast. \nJust a heads up it gets really crowded during football games (which I guess you don't have to worry about for 2011)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mwO0-4DL_INs4gjz15epug", "text": "The original regular top dog is just excellent! Something about the casing -it's like crispy. And the buns always has this crisp to it! The best dog ever, really!\n\nyou should try it when you're not sober. trust me. it's heaven!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bNt_Lkk2KpMTZaZoKKptMw", "date": "2008-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_mZkr7HBOBt3yqiHaKSr9Q", "text": "The veggie dogs are really affordable here. You can load up on the onions and ketchup. I love it. So many convenient locations too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2FcK7DJLcFybpa1lwlrA1g", "date": "2012-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n1fEX-fb_q3kCiWG3e2ZVA", "text": "From what I've overheard waiting in line, Top Dog is one of the places you have to go to.  I first went here a few weeks ago after a game and again last night.  Their staff are really on top of things.  I'm not much of a hot dog connoisseur, but with dog casings my friend says have \"just the right crunch\" and their perfectly toasted buns, so far I haven't been disappointed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SKJ6LbctrkAcHnbdRNfuqA", "date": "2008-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N4Xj54poUMvAS3FRtj1e-A", "text": "This is like a Costco polish dog....except with more variety and all the fixings including sauerkraut! Small location, but that did not stop the many customers who come to order one of the delicious hot dogs on the menu. So far I've had the top dog and the chicken and apple and I fell in love. No wonder most people who come through order more than 1, heck I would too since it's only 3 bucks each!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GEJYu1fDN358hCcKU9xxjg", "date": "2011-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n55gXTX0NVIq7ekrMJ3ebw", "text": "Reasons I love top dog,\n       1. Open late\n       2. Toasted bun\n       3. Tasty \n       4. Affordable \n       5. The hot links \n\nI recomend asking for whatever u get butterfly style. I love my hot links well done and that seems to do the trick.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7pAwEaOzMHRKumRXlryRiw", "date": "2009-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n5yTBWGs_XCPp0i4edm-BQ", "text": "hotlink.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "07A5NOoYvsC_o5kpWCCk1Q", "date": "2007-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N9MjODK3YB14_xjYaaKO8Q", "text": "Drunk food or not, Top Dog is the shitz.  \n\n$3 for a freshly grilled link and as much of the condiments (chopped onions, radish, sauerkraut,  ketchup, dijon mustard, and yellow mustard) as your heart desires.  They do have a veggie dog which is also vegan called the weenie.  It's tasty and packed with spices.\n\nThere is a bit of a wait (15-20 mins) on busy weekend nights but well worth it!  Nom.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DQ5L0nd9Ark0QhqcwtNqNQ", "date": "2010-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nFleQSE4xoHi-sCDWZ0pLQ", "text": "Good shit.\n\nGreat service and great food every time. Too bad it's overcrowded on most days.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ir95IIu8GwCwYgSzMaksLA", "date": "2007-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NhrYSg-ljwHSluUjflSmZQ", "text": "My friend's live in an apartment next to this so whenever I'm over I am blessed to be assailed by the pleasurable smell of grilling hot links and lemon chicken.  Sometimes I ask them if they would ever grow tired of smelling like a pleasurably burning slaughterhouse, to which they vehemently respond: \"NEVER!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!\"  Oh thank god for constantly hungry Asian women.\n\nHonestly, Top Dog and La Burrita are pretty much places I come to when I'm plastered and blitzed out of my mind, so rating this based upon criteria such as taste and atmosphere would be specious at best.   From my brief flashbacks in a ocean of inebriation, I remember Top Dog being incredibly delicious and the staff being more than tolerant of me and my Dionysian coterie.  Just remember to pile on the condiments because that sh*t is free.  Also, don't be a wuss, slather on generous portions of that spicy hot mustard.\n\nBeware of the surrounding homeless, they have been known to attack small Asian girls and blacked out college students for half-eaten bratwursts.\n\nTL;DR:  The food is awesome...if my poor memory serves correctly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WSTHgJ6aAhHjk_p4xRvy_A", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nlMd9ktDPZtUHTL9H6jq1Q", "text": "If you dare to speak of not loving Top Dog, beware of being punched in the face.  I kid...I kid. It's TOP DOG though...it's a Berkeley Institution for goodness sake.  \n\nMy order of heaven on a toasted bun: \nChicken Apple, Polish Kielbasa...and/or a Calabrese...PLAIN with nothing on it. \n\nTOP DOG, how I miss thee.  Now that I don't work at CAL, I'm am without lunchtime stops at your shop. Sad panda. I'm left with football season, which is only but a few months and concerts at The Greek.\n\nPS: GO BEARS!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1n6zb4zQSoadVx1w7kQoVQ", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nlTFbMf4Zj9rQDb68Vc5wg", "text": "a place to take my dog to eat a scrumptious dog. hey great for a student's budget and fast too. more than a Polish on the board. not  an O. Meyer in sight! But wish they had a Dog Mobile or maybe a Top Dog cart on Bancroft before a film at PFA.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ct456aEICzDfn03MHZCzsw", "date": "2006-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nNMjjqmm1dZu4FB98vl_8g", "text": "Just tried their Calabrese dog today and it was DELICIOUS! omg...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3yL7_3YMKH_Veqw-Is9fYQ", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nNWgI3hyvB46YRbYg-BSjw", "text": "I have a great affection for Top Dog. It gots heart and soul!\n\nThe location is right smack dab in the hustle and bustle of the campus food scene. Right Across the street is asian ghetto. Walk down to telegraph and you'll meet your share of interesting characters as well as encounter tons of down to earth food and shopping establishments. A couple years back there were no chain restaurants, but now that is slowly changing =/. \n\nOn to the hot dogs. What I love about top dog is the purity of the sausages. These guys don't dress up the hot dog with tons of frivolous fixings like Pink's hot dog which is famous in it's own right down is Los Angeles. Top Dog destroys Pink's imo. I never fail to order the HOT LINK and CALABRESE. Both are wonderfully flavorful and come in a sesame seasoned bun. The condiment station is very traditional with your choice of onion, sauerkraut, relish, ketchup, and mustard. Load it up how you like it and viola! Perfect sausage. Only downside I can point out is the price and size of the dogs. Some people balk at the thought of paying 3 dollars for a hot dog. Long before it was a lot cheaper, but times are tough and inflation is inevitable. \n\nI can't speak highly enough of Top Dog. It has fed hungry college kids till the late hours of the night for years and will continue to do so. When it comes to staple eats in Berkeley 3 places really come to mind: Top Dog, Cheeseboard, and Chez Panisse Restaurant. Two of those are extremely affordable.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g8TkB9kLwc5JUdLcAU1Tfw", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NQ8cFdu4jw2kO_HnXl7iRQ", "text": "If I had attended UC Berkeley I firmly believe that I would have concluded every late night adventure with a veggie dog from Top Dog.  \n\nThe one man behind the counter managed to take orders, cook, deal with money transactions, and watch T.V. all without missing a beat.  It was one of the most impressive performances that I've ever witnessed.  \n\nDelicious, filling, and cheap.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pE4zmmIPzlq8EU-EnLlJyw", "date": "2009-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NTKkJDP_YsGpuAfK83cwyA", "text": "Top Dog's bockwurst with Quickly's jasmine green tea (no milk).  There was one month when I ate mostly this combo.  You don't get a lot of nutrients but it is tasty and cheap.\n\nI may need to eat more hot dogs elsewhere, but this is still my favorite hot dog.  Perfectly toasted bun and delicious dogs.  Keepin' it simple.  \n\nI like to buy their dogs for BBQs (people love that shiz) and the last time I was there, I bought a pack of dogs and buns to recreate the magic for lunch at work.  I just pop it in a toaster oven in the kitchen.  Not the same but I don't have to leave the office :D", "stars": 5, "user_id": "r-8eQ28RhnQPJdZXHcTXrw", "date": "2011-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nTLNVOHDDREtVkZrn6yGhg", "text": "Top Dog is always a must when I'm around the Berkeley area.  I've never had a bad experience here.  I usually get the hot link but went out of my norm and got the lemon chicken.  I'd have to say I wasn't disappointed.  One isn't enough.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6fXELvdyHQHYlFD1QGd9nA", "date": "2011-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nUL1HA0R63gCdzzg74vB3w", "text": "What can I say about Top Dog.  It's perfect in every way.  It's been almost 10 years since I first tried this place, and it still makes me grin as I take my first bite, and grease drips down my chin.  Yessss.\n\nI love the buns...oh yeah.  Perfectly toasted and sprinkles with sesame seeds.  I love you Top Dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dyYwYvG7_Py2yLrPa_HCNw", "date": "2009-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nvpWH_DUOJB9fHYeqdTNxQ", "text": "What Time Is It?  It's TOP DOG Time!!! (3am, a typical thursday nite)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z7wYV7NVNAH_B0eE35d2wg", "date": "2006-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nWsyPehmZZuY1K1bWMV-hg", "text": "I love this place so much it's embarrassing.  Whenever I'm in Berkeley, I try to find an excuse to pick up a dog.  Love that they are open till 3 on the weekend, perfect for grabbing something to soak up some beer after the bars.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KCaOZUnCx25FJhFr_lKsEg", "date": "2012-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nxplg4hPuDt7phTRYk6Hbw", "text": "Another reason I go to Berkeley besides Comic Relief is to enjoy the delights of Top Dog. It's SO good, what else is there to say?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h1hSm-ASMmwbTPfx69fp0Q", "date": "2008-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NZL7AYjvx1KYbhLUbrnGUw", "text": "Chicken apple!! $3 for a hot dog is kind of pricey, but they're so tasty! Also, they're open till very late.. so good drunk food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "py-UckmYUQp-LjZ2iUf5dg", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o11nRf6sdkMRTznWVndzyA", "text": "Last weekend I visited UC Berkeley for the first time to participate in a tournament. In between rounds my team and I  ventured off into Telegraph, in search of food and excitement--that later being found without having to search for it all. Telegraph itself is brimming with options for a hungry gadabout. On Saturday I was faced with the seemingly ridiculous and insurmountable task of finding a place to eat lunch. A 'place?' Just one? Take a look around and then try choosing between pizza, curry, falafel, and burritos. Eventually at the suggestion of our coach, our hungry party descended on Top Dog. Top Dog is run by ruthless staff who will tear viciously into the souls of those who don't order promptly. The tiny shack is cluttered with Anarchist, Free Thought, and hyper-Liberal articles and stickers (Don't like Abortions? Get a Vasectomy! was my personal favorite) that provide some real spirit to a shop already full of character. My favorite part of my visit was of course the food. I ordered lemon chicken and garlic dogs, which were perhaps the tastiest franks I've ever had. Condiments are great, sure, but when I took my first bite I realized they were completely unnecessary at this place. To make my story all the more better--last Saturday was the owner's 53rd anniversary to his wife. Guess how much lunch costed? Two dogs and a soda, $.53. Top Dog, you've won my heart, I shall return again one day.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZyVkc5vQ8d5HwCtMgDWEGw", "date": "2009-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o1LKept_aApPTIhNnfgaXA", "text": "yummmmmmmmmmm top dog. Never fails to satisfy. \n\nWhen I lived in Unit 2, as a 2nd year sick of crossroads, I went to Top Dog almost every day for a few days...weeks? I'd be done with it before I got home because it's ONLY good when it's piping hot off the grill. I love my Hot with saurkraut, onions, and normal mustard. that is happiness. \n\nPerfect drunk snack. \n\nUgh, except the workers are moody. I'm sorry you have to work at top dog at 2am on a weekend but you don't have to take it out on your customers.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O1t_L3THJBvKlJ5H7zGD8g", "text": "Wish they had a Top Dog near me.  Fast, cheap, delicious.  The bratwurst is awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YodZ6hibfYEkScNE7NPw-w", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O5SmgpydfUY-bVxljo5m2Q", "text": "Top dog is the perfect late night drunk food place ever, and it is one of those places that isn't that bad sober as well. I use to stand in the line with all of the drunk people waiting for what felt like years for my lemon chicken and if I was really drunk or hungry then a kielbasa as well. The place isn't very nice and the people who work there are not that friendly however if you want a killer dog this is your place. \n\nI took my parents there years ago and they loved it as well, my dad liked it so much I sent him a box of the brats to him for a Christmas present. Writing about Top Dog makes me want to drive over there right now and get one...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mn2dBGX5-brzrPr8gx8XoQ", "date": "2008-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o77foMYKeKm51-ZyFcegDQ", "text": "doing my part to help push the number of reviews to over 1k. as always, scroll down to the bottomline if you don't have time to read this bullshit.\n\nDon't know how to explain it, but nothing seems to really scream at me when I'm hungry. As a Cal student, I know of many cheap eateries, but that's just it..you get what you pay for. As I lose more and more of my baby fat (I like to think that that remnant of youth lasts well into adulthood), I become more and more concerned with what I'm putting into my body.\n\nTop Dog is not the healthiest meal. But wait! the SAUERKRAUT ALWAYS HITS THE SPOT! and S.kraut is said to be very very healthy with billions of live culture bacterium--probably augmented by exposure to all the late-nighters adding to the pot of immunity--that improves your digestive system and general body health. No condiments for me, just SKRAUT IT!\n\nAnyway, I did used to just get hot links. but then I ventured out next to the Top Dog F.furter--which when following a spicy hot link provides a tasty, tangy cool-down of deliciousness. then I got the calabrese and the linguica, needless to say, both of these are also delicious! THERE IS A REASON THAT THEIR MENU HAS LASTED ALL THESE YEARS! Just went through apple chicken, chicken lemon, and garlic frank..wow apple is a great finishing dog!\n\nNOW WHAT DO I DISCOVER!!!! OH WHAT! COLD DOGS FOR HALF THE PRICE??? $8.50 for six dogs and six buns, and $0.50 for a small deli cup full of sauerkraut. Sure waiting in that grimy line is part of the dining experience, but when you're eating it as often as I have began to...well sometimes you just want to flip the switch, turn up the volume on the stove and enjoy a handful of dogs in the comfort of your own home. Albeit, it takes some concentration to cook the dogs evenly and toast the buns on a separate medium..but well worth it fsho! TIME TO STOCK THE FREEZER !!\n\nAnyway, what warranted me to make this review is their hours of operation. Yes, we all know that they are open until two am most nights. But during this holiday season, when I'd get off work near midnight on both Eve's and Day of's, what was open for me to grub on? TOP DOG!\n\nBottomline: The BEST STAFF, Great taste, Great Value, Great menu. Not for the heartless (meaning non-heart eating) vegans.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xDBA1Liv0dyy2ZdTTcHUVQ", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oaAAvn2NcC1ZwKJ01n_kUw", "text": "Best damn dog you are gonna find anywhere in...well anywhere!  You have over 10 options to choose from, the hot link being my favorite!  The buns are large and coated with sesame seeds.  The guys at the counter are weird, they might be trying a bit too hard to be witty and clever, but it's always entertaining. \n\nMy only gripe with this place and the reason for the missing 5th star is their terrible selection of drinks.  They only offer a crappy fountain machine with RC Cola, and 7-Up.  It looks like it's the same machine they have had for a few decades.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "syA3v8YuJ00FSh83r-Y0oQ", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oAyzgi83k52OcKdspKEtLA", "text": "They're open late. $3 for a hot dog/sausage. They have a wide variety from chicken apple to keilbasa.\n\nAlso this has the best location. Nothing like getting drunk and walking down to Top Dog for a 2am sausage to stuff your face with and settle the beer in your stomach.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T0RwWrAdU6kRDC1n-ROZRw", "date": "2012-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oefk1iFFG0k0B18cPERXHw", "text": "Cheapest lunch around. Meat lovers: you should try the veggie dog! It will change your mind about how you can definatelly live without eating animals :) SeRIOUSLy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GkOW-Gz3cxi59e33-_IUUA", "date": "2012-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oeSbLxDGCmDBUwie-bSD8g", "text": "Never have I liked hot dogs... like ever. It's an amalgamation of mystery meat and the buns usually suck and, well, it's a hot dog. \n\nAnd then there's Top Dog. Forget the fact that the big guy with dreads doing the midnight shift is a boss who holds more street cred than any other man could possibly deserve for working a hot dog place, but the hot dogs are AMAZING!\n\nHot link is a must, it hits the spot every time, and the 2 am closing time makes it every drunk kid's best friend.\n\nNo offense, La Burrita, but Top Dog wins.\n\nAlso, it's only $3... mediocre coffee at starbucks or an amazing hot dog that redeems hot dogs round the world.\n\nTop Dog:1 World:0\n(win)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IGbZi1BKlG4tYDRkl6BWvA", "date": "2011-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oEXBNH76xLJCMBtFj7XefA", "text": "Location: Easy to find, popular spot\n\nAmbience: Hole-in-the-wall, with a serving counter on one end, and a condiments counter on the other\n\nService: FANTASTIC! Precise, and you receive exactly what you ask for.\n\nVariety: For someone who loves meat, you'll find something for everyone - chicken, beef, pork. From a vegetarian stand point however, there is only one option, the \"The Weanie,\" and it's not the greatest thing.\n\nThe place is sort of an in-and-out type of deal, not a dine-in. As long as you understand you're stopping by for the food and not the experience, you'll love it.\n\nP.s. Their anti-political decor is to die for :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U2xsIRAZzMGuFYQgqihCSA", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OifJvIZyLzO6-Fi5Y9YX1g", "text": "Mann i used to live close to this area bfore i moved to the city. I member my mom would take me and my sister here after we went for a cruise round the neighborhood. Mann i miss the hippies and druggies hangin around there, but most of all i miss top dog. I used to get the bratworst here and damn it was good. The last time i went was about 3 years back with a buncha friends and i decided to try somtin new. THE LEMON CHICKEN! HOT DAMN that was a good wieney! havnet gone back yet but definitely need to to catch up wit old times", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FFAWaWNQOHe39FohTESsuw", "date": "2008-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oiOvcB_EVG7llWK2D_8mFg", "text": "Best hot dogs ever! I used to go here at least once a week when I lived in Berkeley. My favorites are Lemon Chicken and Hot Link. And the prices are cheap so I always order two or more.  Of course, not the cleanest place on earth, but I go for the food and not the atmosphere.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Pmt4ykTE-qlzKefUrTS2LA", "date": "2010-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OIR68eUW2YoDbWu8y0L4vQ", "text": "The Lemon Chicken hot dog (low salt and low fat) was scrumptious! The bread is not hot dog bread - it is so much better than that!! You can all of your own toppings. Just be prepared to order quick and have those 3 exact dollars ready to pay.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WEwFC8yAbaKCOtc9BmVvEA", "date": "2012-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OJPU9gSCAsJoYLgNMRQDMg", "text": "This place gets 5/5 stars for me because I haven't ever been to a hot dog place that's as good as top dog.  Pink in LA doesn't even compare, and the only reason why that place is \"kind of\" good is because they beef up a crappy hot dog with hella other shit. \n\nIf you're looking for some GOOD hot dogs or sausages for the sake of the actual HOT DOG,  come to top dog.  This joint has been MY SPOT after a night's drinking or just random hunger pangs.  Make sure you know what you want before waiting in line because the cook and the guy that gets your order doesn't take any kind of bullshit.  Order fast, give your CASH, and move your ass to the side to let the next customer order.\n\nWhat's DERISHOUSH? \n1. hot links\n2. kielbasa\n3. chicken apple\n\nLots of cool- and different groups come out here and I've had many-a-conversation with random people about... anything!  \n\nJust make sure you have cash and don't bullshit around with your ordering.  Bon appetit!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9_dHJM9z0Pn_4W8v6u4fSg", "date": "2009-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "olcy-JUemtDvApDQ2U4otg", "text": "My First time here, it was a small lil shop, kind of hole in the wall. There was a semi-friendly girl behind the counter.  There are about 10 different kinds of hot dogs/ sausages that were from different countries (Germany, Poland, Portugal to name a few). 1 star for ambience (it was small, homey, and had a wonderful breeze from the wide open windows)  The flavor of the Linquica, was Wonderful.  You could really taste the marination from the oak-smoke and the wine vinegar.  It wasn't too salty or anything.  Toppings that were put on it were ketchup, spicy russian mustard (like Wasabi in the mouth!!), and sweet diced onions.  This flavor explosion makes such a big impact.  I also tried the Hot Link, and it was really spicy as was, but with extra spicy russian mustard on it, it was like \"Fire in the Hole!!\" But Oh soooo worth it :)  Total I would give both links 4 stars- It really was like a party in the mouth.  So.. I guess this place gets a Perfect 5 from me.  I will be visiting again shortly.  At around $3 a dog, it is kind of pricey given that it is not gigantic, but hey, quality over quantity!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "95w6R55XnyclGzzmwGCaRw", "date": "2008-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OLqRThq_qEuvhj24ceZz1A", "text": "I mean I like the food here its hella good, real talk.  However, I'd recommend you go to Desi Dog on Bancroft from 5pm-8pm for their happy hour because its pretty much the same shit but its only 1.50 each plus you can add grilled onions and all that other jazz at Desi Dog too.\n\nIf its late or not between the hours of 5-8 on a weekday, then yeah come here for your sausage fix.  It gets crowded as fuck on certain weeknights after people are leaving the bars. It was hella crowded when I was here last week during the summer because all of the Euro trash that is studying abroad.  \n\nIf you think about it, its pretty pricey...3 bucks for a sausage?  You can get a polish and a churro at Costco for 2.50 and it comes with a drink.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YQToebY384Djh6vvc1wVpA", "date": "2008-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "om8wCYuNJsefk1tOibh-kQ", "text": "This small hole-in-the wall joint has THE BEST WURST and is one of the few remaining historical Telegraph Avenue restaurant relics (at least that I would recommend) that serviced the influx or gentrification by crappy corporate-turned-hipster restaurants. Bratwurst, Bockwurst and a plethora of other tube-shaped options is made by Saag's sausage company, a San Francisco based wurst magician that I prey to god every day will show up in a grocery store within 100 miles of Minneapolis.  YES I WOULD DRIVE THAT FAR. Being a California native that spent many-a-days on what we called the \"Ave\" or \"Tele\", I have a very soft place in my heart for TOP DOG. The same guy has been the cook there for years and is the heart and soul of the experience. Whether your a new CAL student or just new to the Berkeley area...drop by. As it says on the Saag's sign: You deserve [their] wurst!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u7ZvyKbOXQr84EGLO_I3xw", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OMfSM4OHX1GaciLKPdKO6g", "text": "Back in my college days I ended up here while visiting a friend that was going to Berkeley. She took me to this hot dog place called top dog. It was different types of what most would consider as gourmet  sausages on a sesame roll. This place was strict though if you didn't  know your exact order they would pass you off and you would have to go back to the end of the line. It kind of reminded me of the soup nazi from that sitcom seinfeld. We got one of each and split then. They all were pretty good they all had nice flavor but the one that I liked the most was the Italian so I ended up getting some shipped back to my apt back in NYC.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EzkNSpmlBwSmrDTw7sSLbw", "date": "2010-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oNdQTK7QKoJb4WFy9ePpfg", "text": "Lemon Chicken, Kielbasa, Hot Link, Bockwurst, what more can I say?\nI will miss being yelled at by the order taker. I will miss being surrounded by drunk/high Berkeley students. I will miss double fisting two dogs with onions, spicy mustard and ketchup. I will miss walking down to Fat Slice after two Top Dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5S10gdHDYisDKflbuazOqA", "date": "2009-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ooH_eQwGpcfjKDoQKyF78w", "text": "For those that are complaining that $3 for a hot dog is too much... are you kidding me!!!  Any street vendor in NYC, SF, LA, or Seattle will charge you at least $4.  And those are just basic Oscar Meyer hot dogs.  Top Dog serves somewhat sophisticated hot dogs on bread (not a cheap bun).  \n\nThey have about 8 different regular types of dogs and sausages  (including vegetarian) and at least one special.  They have a meal deal for one dog, chips, and a drink for $4.95.  I choose two dogs which was filling enough for me.\n\nTwo complaints... way too much bread.  And I wish they had more seating.  A bench on the sidewalk would be a nice touch for more seating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wzjQSt7pxb1LMHqTm8u7pg", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "opsGQKdn6QUSMuHnK0wFYA", "text": "As a tourist in this city, friends of mine highly recommended and took me to this place.......\n\nThe result was I wanted another as soon as I was finished.  This place is comparable to a bratwurst stand in Austin, TX that I frequent when I visit Austin (The Best Wurst).  I loved the familiarity of a good bratwurst and didn't think there was another place in this country that could top that..... I ordered the Hot Link (spicy of course) and I love how it doesn't come on those weak hot dog buns.  I topped it with ketchup, spicy mustard, and of course sauerkraut.....Absolutely amazing and delicious!\n\nI tried the Chicken Apple Dog as well and definately tasted unique.  If only, I lived in the city... I would like more than seconds!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EtlTeA5jUz6ahogL8PpFMg", "date": "2008-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oqeBR3-TEMlbCBI4jofnIw", "text": "yay! I'm a fan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U6LgkUFWmmmfMTrzh5o6Nw", "date": "2009-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OQfI0BJZAg2LDrnYOD5vTA", "text": "Top Dog is a small shop near UC Berkeley that sells various hot dogs. I tried the Calabrese, which is an italian styled sausage. It was decent; however most of the sides were burned. Top Dog did not exactly have the best sanitation, but it can be considered an ideal place to get food if you're in a rush.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3fpLB4PADEQQb73FCGseeQ", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oTfHHvzqoTumClJOeVyEzg", "text": "Super cheap, good food, fast service, and great location!  Also, this is the only place I've been to that serves RC Cola in the soda fountain, so that's a big plus for me!  There are great vegetarian and even vegan options.  And I don't know why it's listed as not accepting credit cards, because they do accept cards. (I think there's a minimum, though)  Love it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PufcEMQOl2K7YxPzy3Wubg", "date": "2007-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-otU9iTdp4DIifNIUQkIdg", "text": "Affordable, delicious dogs with a good variety of flavor. I use to come here a lot when I was still a student, but I have to say, even after I graduate, this is the first place I always go back to for food. Personal favorites are the chicken apple and hot links (which is HOT, so be warned...). Love it and highly recommend it! $3 for a juicy hot dog on a toasted bun? C'mon... totally worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Y-rRZqS-46HnBJxrj-Im_g", "date": "2011-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oVb7Cd3wyGi8yGP4YWMomA", "text": "A Berkeley institution, I've been going for years.  Best selection of dogs in the East Bay.  Cheap, consistent, and delicious street food.  Go now!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Svz0J_WuVIQVgyeP-yX73Q", "date": "2010-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oWjoKESiCYnqQLXMDf3deA", "text": "I thought Pink's Hot Dogs were good, but this place was cheaper and better.\n\nAlso... there is no line! You just shove your way to the counter and order! And there is no tax! And hot dogs are $3! I know I love my $1.50 hot dogs from Costco, but sometimes you want different flavors and toasted bread with your dog, you know what I mean?\n\nDogs are juicy and delicious. My boyfriend got and enjoyed his hot link and I loved my garlic dog. \n\nYea, the guy running the place is kind of rude, but hey, as long as my hot dog is yummy I'll put up with it. And then skedaddle. \n\nThe only thing missing in the joint? Mayonnaise. But it's all good. I can bring my own packet. And sometimes I do.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fL8ujZ89qTyhbjr1Qz5aSg", "date": "2011-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OWq0x42S9VG1Fm5zAd-ZoA", "text": "Top Dog is a Cal staple. If you visit Berkeley for whatever reason it is, make it a trip to grab a Lemon Chicken and a Hot Link. Probably my favorite hot dogs outside of Chicago, Top Dogs are about 3 bucks each, .50$ less than they were last year. My girlfriend demands two foods every time she visits from USC, and a Lemon Chicken is one of them. Just make sure you prepare for game days: you'll be waiting a while.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SWZVd0NDQL8RXKWPsXiD_A", "date": "2010-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "owSbvTkITlI9qPCgFOjp7Q", "text": "Disclaimer - I haven't been here since I graduated undergrad at Berkeley. The smoked chicken apple and the hot link are really, really good. This rating would be higher if the dogs weren't like $2.75 a pop - although at this point they're probably more. It really is one of the quintessential places to go though if you're in the Bay Area and you're doing yourself a disservice if you don't try it out at least a couple of times.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IW1BZ-CCYIroWKBffAsxVw", "date": "2010-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oWvGedF54O-ghcqzuD6ohQ", "text": "Four stars for the food, but less than one star (unfortunately, there is no option for that), for how food is handled there.  \n\nCame in to order a linguica and hot link to go.  There were already stacks of dogs on the grill sitting out to let bacteria harvest.  The guy working there took my money and threw the dogs I wanted on the grill using tongs.  He started counting cash and after he was done, did he bother washing his hands?  nope.  he touched and handled the buns with his dirty ass hands.  OMG.  it was gross.  Ok, I know, it's a restie and most people who work there probably aren't super germ-o-phobes like myself, but still.  don't do it in front of the customer.  \n\nUnfortunately, I didn't have the guts to tell the guy he didn't wash his hands and that I wanted new buns.  Took the dogs, and delivered them to my friend who I was getting the order for.  Did I tell my friend.  No.  Sorry dude.  \n\nAnyway, I was just a little surprised to see how food was handled and kept there.  The guy was probably waiting for an early dinner rush or something with those dogs just sitting off to the side of the grill.  But still... yuck.  I won't be ordering from there for a while.  What a disappointment.  I really liked the place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "csjGkeXcF47cnAZGDmCWCA", "date": "2011-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OYGXXiSAHQS2Wd6hx44BqA", "text": "Hot links, chicken apple, and hot links!  Great flavored hotdogs, in fact, some of the best I've had.  Very small shop with room for about 5 people to order.  Last time I've went, dogs were about $2.50-2.75 or so a pop.  Quick service (there's usually only one guy who takes care of your order), affordable food, open late and most importantly, GREAT tasting dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RhlYpJB5dzZveMuwMHSP1A", "date": "2007-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OZHg3B9YFva8WUK-XKIIGQ", "text": "The hot dogs are very good-- don't get me wrong. Still, I can do the exact same thing at home by buying a high quality dog and a roll and heating it up at home. This place really doesn't offer anything special to me.\n\nPlus, $3.50 for a hot dog? I'll get a delicious Hebrew National hot dog that is huge on a sesame bun with a soda for $1.50. They'll give me the same saurkraut, mustard, onions to boot. Don't get it with this place. Maybe more history and location than anything?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aWs8ARBdgXg_MMeirlPJuQ", "date": "2010-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ozTvzY6UyUYPnY9eyYNbCQ", "text": "I usually really hate chains and Top Dog is bloody everywhere, but Top Dog is not bad.\n\nService/Decor: There are always hobos outside of the restaurant asking for change. It's sort of a shack where you order and get your sausage and go since there are no seats. Staff are pretty nice and are willing to give you recommendations on hot dogs. It's also open till around 3am, which is cool.\n\nFood: I really like the hot dogs here. There is a very large variety, such as chicken apple, hot links, chorizo, etc. I've had the chicken apple a few times, and it has the right amount of seasoning and maintains its sweetness. The sausage and bun go well together, especially since the bread is toasted. I'd say if you're looking for an actual meal that'll make you full, this isn't the best place to get lunch, but if you're looking for a snack, this place will definitely satisfy you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P3oBDQxIFScWIiyOcdGA8Q", "text": "What more can you say?  Top Dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jWUwEORLOgUr5WccMVlzcg", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p4CEduVg1aHdv_k9-jFoBw", "text": "Best hots dogs around and cheap!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cyt6e2mZYOOKOoN3uE4VnA", "date": "2008-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p4KS-9Vj0Uwr3OOoNLyCFw", "text": "I love this place. Quick trip to berkeley and i'll stop by here. Especially late at night when you don't wanna go to a denny's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_-cB9MvNfMFX-eH29KHbaQ", "date": "2009-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PAX5V8igZWz4ifXXEY7XHQ", "text": "As a poor college student, this was an exciting place to go to when I realized just how cheap the food was. The menu provided the prices with tax included so in return, I was able to take an amazing hot dog without a plethora of change. The best dog has to be their original, the Top Dog. I think that one really satisfies and hits the spot whether I'm there for brunch, dinner, or even a late night snack. However, their hot dog isn't the best I've tried and definitely, not like those back in LA but the food is worth the price. The drinks aren't overly priced and since it is such a small restaurant, the customer can really connect with the cook and learn stories about the surrounding area. Another thing is that the restaurant has a variety of posters that are really mind-blowing such as the one on the left side of the restaurant about how to succeed in business and the many pitfalls or mistakes that people often take. So, in other words, it's a great place that not only satisfies the stomach, but also, the mind and the eyes. Definitely would want to come here again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "06t-robPsYeDj-N2ilSi1A", "date": "2012-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PBDQ7F-egztkwhW36DxxhA", "text": "Such a long overdue review, but better late than never!  I've had a handful of dogs over the years including Linguica, Calabrese and Smoked Chicken Apple.  My favorite's probably the linguica with its spice and grittier texture.  Quick, cheap and tasty.  Win.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DICLJDdq0HpvOVYR5mB4gA", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PCep9vJSEw8E2s-p4SY2Gg", "text": "Hot dogs are only good at Costco, the ball park, and TOP DOG!  Chicken apple and lemon chicken...oh, I crave you!  This is also one of the late night eateries available when all the parties on frat row closes down.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LRu6qFBVdQwIaianzGM-Gw", "date": "2007-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PDdTQtrYckGfT1krqkGLQA", "text": "I first ate at Top Dog as a freshman in 1972.   The dogs ranged from 40-45 cents.   There's been a bit of inflation since then.  It doesn't get any respect, yet anyplace else you get a hot dog, such as Atlanta's famed Varsity Drive-In (and my mom was a 1940's Atlanta bobby-soxer) , you get a boiled dog in a mushy bun.  Top Dog has more sausage varieties than just the usual Oscar Meyer weiner and it grills them and serves them on a French roll.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w7fDqUVl8UktC5o3pBAzjw", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PEdhgPKjDrJE7arpe9_OEA", "text": "The good ol college days. When I used to visit Berkeley for drunken house parties a group of us would always walk to top dog. wait int he ridiculous crowd of people shouting their order. CHICKEN APPLE, CHICKEN APPLE! holy cow that is an awesome hot dog. the fact that they can get every ones order is pretty crazy too. Now have I ever tried this place sober, NO. So maybe im being very nice about the rating, but seriously it's probably still one of the best hot dog places I've tried around the bay area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aGgNm24n_jpgD52nhbJiHw", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "piBu-t3OAM2EGzQ98W-QXQ", "text": "Top priority when living in college \r\nIts past 12 and most places are closed \r\nbut 2am is approaching \r\nyou need to rush down Durant \r\nuntil you yell out the type of dog you want\r\nthen apply the condiments and enjoy\r\nAlso I love getting RC cola where else are going get \r\nHot Link and RC at 2am in Berkeley\r\n\r\nNote 5 Stars applys  for late night and limited options based on time frame", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XnfdZSQkosi5ZojOWZZr2Q", "date": "2006-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pqqvvHpZrdpGGb5VBIQd_Q", "text": "I really like their hot dogs, but I find their price a bit pricey so I have only been there a handful of times. I really like their chicken apple sausage and the veggie dog is not bad either.\n\ni don't know. I feel like if the place wasn't a Berkeley icon, I wouldn't have bother to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PQXqfSTNq2ptx671ciUO5g", "text": "Not too impressed by the flies roaming around the grill area. The hot dog itself appear to be Colombo bread + Amy's chicken apple frank (chicken apple hot dog), 3 stars for the taste and portion.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Fk-bn7EmUienGYNAsUfEww", "date": "2009-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pSvd6i6Q-OF_bSbdaT_BTw", "text": "WE NEED TOP DOG IN L.A.! I went to Berkeley for the weekend and I was on a mission to try Top Dog and it exceeded my expectations, which rarely happens. Had the lemon chicken sausage with spicy Russian mustard and the regular hot dogs and I was blown away. SOOO much better than the overrated tourist trap L.A. Pinks hot dog stand. Yes, the Top Dog staff does not try to be lovable, but there are very long lines and I can understand why they demand the order be placed immediately to keep things moving.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0K2rCK7B1XiizVf3a2e84g", "date": "2009-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pTrkDZapmka___EpVgbWTA", "text": "The best hot dog place I've ever been to hands down!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "caYtxYP2zgsOcz9U7bdCgg", "date": "2010-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Px5hTcOLKW6BzrSg5JcxmQ", "text": "Good dog... nuf said.\n\nGo to south side... stop by top dog, ib's, blondies.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-gokwePdbXjfS0iF7NsUGA", "date": "2007-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q39g4U6OFLaDF0gekuOHBg", "text": "I usually drive up to this burrito place next to top dog.  I am sure that if you know one, you know the other.  One night I decided to try it and was is good.  The service is terrible.  The other customers, loud and rowdy and sometimes a little drunk.  They toast the sesame bun and the dogs are on the other side of the grille, just waiting to be called upon.  I tried the chicken apple and was not disappointed at all....so for 3.00 where can you beat this.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3Rn993btYslL-3D902Bxlw", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q4co73K7iw43CVM64dZaYg", "text": "Hands down for the best hot dog late at night after a party. \n\nThe chicken apple sausage and hot link is definitely the way to go. The hot dog bun really makes the dog that much better.\n\nIf you are in Berkeley you have to stop by Top Dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_cXQ9Ow2ydlI5y3w1-ZqBA", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q585mjkgVrFWOMQ9do4USg", "text": "This place is cool. Not too many choices to confuse and slow you down; good product, great prices. I had the special which was the mango habanero chicken dog and I added some of that russian mustard. It was delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4vSRuSIjLDLMrFIhnEErjw", "date": "2011-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qAHu7B6jp7o4JTZJLcehKg", "text": "Allrite!! I agree that 1100+ reviews on yelp forced me to check this place out but I still don't understand what the hype is all about. May be it's near to berkeley university and it is open till 3 am ? or $3 hot dogs served on french bread roll ?\n\nIt's very tiny and not that clean. We went around 11 pm and I ordered Chicken apple sausage. It wasn't outstanding or I should say i have had better before. \n\nRelish was overpowering. But you cannot beat the price for sure :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jOoaAptctf38eUEG1Da8kg", "date": "2012-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qd5IYGSBBwi_xs72uUXd3g", "text": "if ever your in the east bay partying and you decide to grab a quick eats...this IS the place to go. seriously, i hardly even like hot dogs but this is a must try. everyone and their mommas in the east bay knows about this spot.  late at night it will get crowded but its so worth it. its even amusing at the same time...drunkards everywhere. not the type that  causes drama but the fun sometimes stupid ones. real talk...this is another hidden spot in the bay area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KJ87Msot6SV617-30SyKOw", "date": "2008-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QfKudjjKxXKNAGkOJQ_gTg", "text": "Love it!!!  Cant get any faster than the guys that work inside the Berkeley Top Dog.  Great stop when you're in a hurry or cant decide where you wanna eat.  The dogs here are great, and the selection is wie.  Polish dogs, applesmoked dogs, bratwurst, etc.  They offer sauerkraut on the side, which my husband loves.  Wish this hotdog stand was as good as the ones closer to me.  It's wortht he 20 minute drive!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pu5REmoY60Ft28nzSd-dHA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qfQSAr62UGaHV5wgehp-jg", "text": "Summary based on many visits over years:\n--Classic Berkeley scene, especially at night\n--Great food \n--Parking challenging (for free, that is, in keeping with TD ethos)\n--Service amusing. Don't take anything personally. \n--Cost in line with college student expectations\n\nIt's helpful if you have some clue why you're there and what you want to eat before you order.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0PGQWRDjFDhvnGkipBG_wQ", "date": "2010-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QGDoOpfqU4olkw8eeCRcQg", "text": "On our way up the hill for my bro's graduation, I and a trail of cousins made a pit stop here for top dogs. Three hot links, a Kielbasa, and Garlic Frankfurter later, we were ready to go.\n\nStill a fan. Thanks, T-Dog. You're the bomb.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u0II41kVfVZbZ7zqNDM0bw", "date": "2011-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qLJeGxa-UfVf8hVMjHVQHg", "text": "everything is soooo good here. i've never truly craved hot dogs until i came here. ignorance was bliss ... i wish there were a top dog in SF!!!\n\nthe guy who works the grill has an amazing memory and can serve at least up to 20 hot dogs all by himself for all of the inebriated anxiously waiting in the doorway at 1 in the morning.\n\nmy favorites are the hot link and apple chicken. oh and it's good when you're sober, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vzNYQaFyBnIU_bBkJsUJQA", "date": "2008-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QO5E1CXMXoqJGd3oMHZZNA", "text": "ohh the best place for hot dogs and late night snacks in berkeley. i love the lemon chicken and the polish dogs. they even have something for you vegetarians. they only take cash. its really cheap too. and they are open as late as 3 am i think. well on the weekends at least. it's true that it will be surrounded by drunken college students, but it's soo good. parking is easy late night, not so good during the day.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "920SZSvECa2tmGW8W5byyg", "date": "2007-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qqXCy27p_ffg0ps98LMCdA", "text": "I use to come here a lot after a night at Henry's which is right across the st. Nothing better than getting some fresh juicy hot dog with some sauerkraut after drinking at the bar. You cant beat $3 hot dogs or less then $5 with a drink. you can actually watch them make your hot dog thats how you now its fresh right off the grill... They also have a funny looking Logo!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BMemw48ent0pHRLiHZnEVA", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qs6w-Xkwu12u0_3z3DtIjA", "text": "I grew up with Top Dog! Nobody beats their dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "meu1JK9QMAfUNSH_M9MuuA", "date": "2012-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qtYnMZnUfifTXrrjLoVCJQ", "text": "the dogs were great, i love that they are served on french rolls instead of crappy lifeless hot dog buns.... \n\nthe lovely man at the counter with dreads was absolutely more wonderful than you would ever expect a hot dog cook to be in his greasy and super small environment.. he was so damn polite and accomodating... even to my boyfriend who got a burrito ffrom next door. i would give him ten stars if i could \n\nthey only lose one star for the lack of seating room. we began our meal sitting at the front counter, enjoying our lovely meals , until 5 min later it got packed in there and i had customers barking orders literlally on top of me and over my shoulder. but i would still come back, just next time eat outside", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JCW4c3OtxqdWJod_YHcmqQ", "date": "2009-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qvlpxp7GXYMgD3PBZfR02A", "text": "Yum. I like to get the chicken apple sausage. And LOTS of sauerkraut.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SA-2TBmWLp8D1VULfWW8yw", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qwhnlP1dsA-AQaWKdNYa3w", "text": "Favorite late night spot...my favorite is the calabrese w/sauerkraut and that's all I need.  When I'm super hungry - I eat 2!  Sometimes I add the apple cider too.\n\nThis is truly a hole-in-the-wall location.  Only downside is the wait, takes a few minutes for the dog to cook, but that's what makes it fresh!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yir0cnMcolG30GWx8y_ROQ", "date": "2010-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qwInbhOxKZ-QBsj93xmt9A", "text": "This place is all about the nostalgic value of eating a hot dog meeting the variety and gourmet nature of any kind of sausage you can imagine. Top Dog has one of the most extensive \"dog\" menus around, featuring anything from the hippie dippie vegan sausage to the once-so-trendy chicken apple to a good old fashioned braut or hot dog.\n\nI'll always remember it as a place to get a snackable item late into the night, willing to serve eager high school students, college frat kids and the ven the stray professor alike. Before hot dog stands were a \"thing\" this was the \"thing!\"\n\nNow, it's the brick and mortar of the countless dog vendors in San Francisco, but the satisfied dog munchers after bar closing show timelessness of an appropriately placed snack food shop in a college town.\n\nGrab a dog (chicken apple is my go-to-order) and sit down in the outside area next door to enjoy the Berkeley show.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TU8NsFvjzLqkI87QQqkJPw", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qwMLojBnx09QVx-A71zicw", "text": "it's a great snack when you don't want a slice a pizza kickin' it around campus or shopping on telegraph.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sm9eRNiXNDx77Eg9G474fg", "date": "2006-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QXywxJlI-G4IYdaoZ5m-OA", "text": "This is the perfect place for a quick hot dog. It's open til 2am, and is a famous spot for the Berkeley party crowd. On a weekend, expect a line and a hoard of people loitering in front of the place til close. \n\nThe food itself is tasty, but nothing phenomenal. People visit Top Dog, because it's convenient, quick, and filling, not for unique flavors or amazing hot dogs. \n\nThe first time I walked into the place, the guy asked what I want, and I responded, \"one hot dog.\" He replies, \"we don't serve hot dogs, we serve TOP DOGS!\" haha I think this story is a good reflection of the overall experience. Decide on what you want ahead of time! There is no seating once-so-ever, so don't make this place your dinner spot. Save it for the late night FEAST! Enjoy!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8FsBrVA9JkD0Z35J4lFfYQ", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r04xoNUYABya51YduK6etw", "text": "Good buns.  Nice meat.  I nearly choked on a hot pepper flake and still left happy.\n\n\nYum!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bD-bLQ4JgW2nO9RBcBLRbQ", "date": "2008-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r0XGaORB6aMZAtYvdHuVRA", "text": "After a nite at the club a few friends of mine were starvin and needed to refuel. So we made a stop at the local Top Dog. It was dippin into the early wee morning hours ona saturday nite, the place was packed but surprisingly the line shrunk within a few mins and it was time to order. I eNded up getting the lemon chicken, it surely hit the spot and then some! I tried my friend's and it was equally good but forgot wut it was! The buns are perfect, just the right amount of crispyness outside and moist on the inside (you could put some butta on that thang!) Top Dogs a great alternative if your getting sick of those other fast food joints. So make top dog your next choice when you want something cheap and good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OgF_M2UXOPfLJjuff0tcGg", "date": "2009-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r62zxWTdvh1xiRI55VXhkw", "text": "If you want a tasty hotdog and a mouthful of eff'n abuse, come to Top Dog!\nI always get the Wienie (veggie dog) with onions and mustard.  Somehow, they make it tastier than the veggie links I buy at the store.  Perhaps it is because of the meatjuices coming off of its neighbor dogs on the grill (-1star).  \n\nThe guys at the counter are sassy.  Once, there was a customer that came in and was staring at the menu until the guy at the counter was like, \"Are you going to order anything, or just take up space.\"  For some reason, I enjoy the abusive counter people (+1 star).  This place is also a landmark of sorts.  Some people just come in, look around, take  pictures, and leave.  \n\nMy boyfriend begrudgingly comes here because he is convinced it is run by Libertarians.  Libertarians or not, they make a good dog...and potato salad...and I like their mustard.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ufqLPCf5zvabGb60XGJL0A", "date": "2007-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R6ACAOYhODXizCUBEezTEA", "text": "went back the other day to get a hot link.......still yummy and still cheap:)  $3 tax included, $1 more for soda and a line of ppl eager to get their dogs:)\n\nLove it!  It's a must visit in Berkeley still, after all these years.......", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Gdphi0HDz-mVKeUlPkBcrw", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rch5e-S0DnkZtDW9Lnnpsw", "text": "You order and wait for your dog to be cooked to order. Easy, right? Just make sure you wait close by otherwise someone might walk away with your order. Not that it happened to me but I can see that it might. \n\nPrices are on the high side considering they are only hot dogs.  You would figure the amount of dogs they sell before a game would let them price them a bit lower. Just my two cents.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IjgzF9swWThw46rz-Fx0bw", "date": "2007-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RJn0vpN_Alad9f2FTfaIMg", "text": "overrated.\ni had the chicken apple but couldn't taste the apple.\nnot bad food, just expensive and less-than-filling.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RKM5aXl8rXz7cMQkR5uKVw", "text": "I only ever get Top Dog when I'm really hungry, because otherwise I can't justify paying $3 for a hot dog, but it IS yummy. The top dog is always good, and lately I've been addicted to the Bird Dog (yay cilantro!)\n\nThey make food a little on the slower side, but then again, that's probably because I just stare at the hot dog on the grill the whole time waiting for it to be done. In comparison to other restaurants they are speedy.\n\nRestaurant people are nice, though definitely leaning on the political/not-conservative side, which is kind of scary for me because I know almost nothing about politics so I never have any conversation to make with them. But the posters and newspaper articles on the wall are cool.\n\nI went today and saw the guy handle my food using just his hands (putting hot dog in bun, taking it off grill and wrapping in paper), which kind of grossed me out, but I'm hoping that's just a one-time deal since I've never had that happen to me before.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rkzOzb0_ZfhWjJdsNXHMgA", "text": "another late night staple....please don't compare it to a regular hot dog because it's just not. if you like dirty water frankfurters, don't come here. the dogs are all freshly grilled to order and bursting with flavor. i haven't gone wrong with any dog on the menu (well i haven't had the wienie cuz i don't do veggie tofu crap)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "srgekIDbtUSiml3Z0iHmhg", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rozdtWeNi1lVjs1UmVWG1g", "text": "I saw buns on the grill, and I started imagining dry hard bread engulfing my hot dog. I was so sad.\n\nAnd then I took a bite after it came straight off the stove.\n\nOMG.\n\n$3 per hot dog? So worth it. 2 of us savored our 3 hot dogs outside by the car (yay street parking!), with my running back in every once in a while to pile on more mustard and sauerkraut. Chicken apple is by far my favorite. Bread wasn't overpowering, and it was nice having soft ACTUAL bread without the stale hot dog bun taste.\n\nMan. I want another hot dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AmWBYdyXJRxPKKW6HMhRrQ", "date": "2010-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rppPb4tqWQgRNZr0c3wH4Q", "text": "Lemon Chicken and an order of Potato Salad 4 LIFE: best late night snack of my college days, can't wait to go back when I have CAL football tickets as an alumni!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r4WBKoN5_F6fsyJo8OEMZA", "date": "2010-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rQcSbqU7hdhwojfAFkRvYQ", "text": "Went to college there, can't end a night of drinking without going to Top Dog. Been a fan for years, whenever I am back, its usually the first place I stop at. It really doesn't get much better. I even bring a cooler and buy their frozen dogs/buns so I can take them back to LA. Try the Hot Link, Bird Dog and Keilbasa.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "O14B42uWvjNWQgKbxpWxuQ", "date": "2009-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rt41kkXyuevNLDq773zxKw", "text": "i had the chicken and apple dog, which was decent. never noticed anything special about the buns--in fact, i thought they were kind of on the dry side.\n\nthe bun was too big for the dog and every bite i had was mostly bread...sigh. \n\ni dunno man, $3 for a hotdog is pretty steep when you can get one twice the size for 1/2 the price. costco wins, hands down.\n\nthe thing that really irked me was that when the guy was finished making the hotdog, he'd semi wrap it up and slide it across the counter...with part of the bread touching the countertop. sanitary?! i think not!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EXkO-gR8EjkFWRbebHtxSA", "date": "2008-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RyMWjCrn-4Ofw1cwbMBECQ", "text": "Eaten here every now and then back in my Cal days. The hot dogs are delicious and cheap. I usually order a chicken apple one that tastes deliciously fatty and good. With that in mind tho, I feel like top dog's hype is overblown which hurt it in this case. It's good...but I don't get the WOW! Factor that most people seem to rave about.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9iPA6-q9roQ2MLAaljiQvQ", "date": "2009-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RyZvgZ6fR7VmdXgl8hztKw", "text": "Top Dog is quality hot dogs. My faves are chicken apple, lemon chicken, and kielbasa. I love that they use a baguette for the buns. Pricey though at $3.50 per small hot dog (you'll need at least 2 to fill up).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rZRPdAdw5dqklmJi2zSj2w", "text": "Insanely good dogs + open insanely late = gain insane amounts of weight freshman year at Berkeley.  :-)\n\nEverything on the menu is great - i know - I've had it all. Regulars know the dogs by their short names (Bock, kiel, 'brot', bird, etc) and the staff is amazing at taking 50 orders at once and getting them all right. It's not uncommon to have a line outside the door at 1AM... and once you get into the doorway you find that the entire place is completely physically packed with people waiting for their delicious, delicious meats.\n\nIt is always packed after shows at the Greek - or during finals - or just whenever.\n\nI've seen a few conservatives get pretty annoyed at the awesome commie/hippy/liberal propoganda/news/comics covering every inch of the wall - that just made me love this place even more. This is the true Berkeley experience, this is the Berkeley Rosamunde.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YqYMgoRgbTGRfvJv8G84LA", "date": "2006-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S2vxsSyeF8zUhe0VPtim6g", "text": "Been here twice and it's good to be here instead of Irvine's \"Berkeley Dog.\"  No bullshit, 3 bucks with no tax for a hot dog with your choice of about 10 different dogs.  \n\nYour choice of I think 3 different mustards, ketchup, sauerkraut, relish, and onions (all self-served).  What makes these hot dogs special is their bun, it's not that wimpy soft bun you can buy from any grocery store but a solid french roll (I think that's what it's called) that is grilled alongside your dog.  It's not the best thing I ever had, nor is it as big as Costco's polish dogs, but for it's value, I think it's worth it.  \n\nIt may be helpful to note that I did not see any seats inside nor outside so you'll be standing or walking if you wanna eat it while it's hot.  Still doesn't make it any less enjoyable though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XnWTpZeb0atyolIc5-XRUw", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S9x6cRjsZIZEOEWUW1OvVA", "text": "the best hot dogs on the West Copast.Grilled to perfection-perfect buns, great selection and outstanding atmoshere.I travel 10 miles to get a top dog...the Berkeley Durant st. option offers the best atmosphere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TQ9gLAOJ-ZW0GOpOSgHY1A", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S_AJVPsidsqdwboLDua-_Q", "text": "I always envy my Berkeley friends for having had what I consider to be a true collegetown... and this little hot dog grill is part of what gives a place like Southside its charm.  They keep it simple (i.e. grab your hot dog, pour on the condiments, and be on your way), but they also give you some freedom where it matters most: the choice of meat.  There are 7-ish meats to choose from, and I know I'll be going back at some point to try them all.  Great for a quick bite.\n\nAs other Yelpers have noted, the smoked chicken apple is a safe bet.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jeokFgURb-_Yo_McZFBS0Q", "date": "2010-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sb2uPTNKBuvbvbjRQdcjzw", "text": "I'm not a big hot dog fan, at all, so I'm probably biased. But I liked their chicken apple, and their buns taste better than usual. Overall, compared to a regular hot dog, this is definitely better. Sorry yelpers, but I really just think it's okay. \n\np.s. but Usher likes it, so I guess that's cool haha.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XpuNEgQPFBe0se9Agpprgg", "date": "2010-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sbz4ynMeC8ltNUtdu4TFcw", "text": "Delicious! The only bad thing is your they don't have ample seating to enjoy your dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6F0CHdrAdF9vz6K-7CrXgg", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SdX54Dn9I9hHsRtuLlTV_Q", "text": "it's ok.  chicken apple dog was nothing special.  Entire wall dedicated to Libertarian propaganda -- that's not interpretation of art... there were pamphlets and brochures.\n\n$3 is not cheap for a hot dog.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WOWu_ZWKyk4xiDzyRQAfuQ", "date": "2011-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sf6CljXn07fTqACDCrnvAw", "text": "this place is perfect for a late night bite.  The chicken with lemon was amazing.  The hot link is good too, just don't make the mistake of putting spicy mustard on it, as I did one late night.  What puts top dog over the top is the toasted bun, slightly crunchy on the outside and chewy on the inside, YUM!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "flTy1rss0oJBIVzjjpPyeA", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sg2JkHtXFXMygKClHg96qQ", "text": "Hot dogs have long been under-appreciated in the food world. I dare anyone who questions the validity of the hot dog to try Top Dog. I ordered the bird dog (turkey, bell peppers, and cilantro) and added russian mustard, onions, and sauerkraut. The sausage had a great snap to it and was full of flavor and the russian mustard was the perfect condiment. You could really taste the quality of the turkey meat and other ingredients in the link. Be warned, the russian mustard has a kick to it. Place is open till 2 am (3am some nights). \n\nAll hail the hot dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ScIkaBZklernRiUSfJA_Hw", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SH-eK3FXLN6fiGnsDjGVTw", "text": "Before Top Dog I hated hot dogs.  But these aren't hot dogs, they are gourmet sausage.  Hot links are the best.  Haven't been here in a while since graduating, but hopefully nothing has changed.  It's small, cramped, crowded.  There's just two guys working, sometime just one.  One guy will take your order, \"one hot link please...\"  The griller would then yell out \"ONE  HOT\" to confirm the order.  Then when your order is ready he'll yell \"ONE HOT\" again to get you to pick it up.  Then you go eat outside on the curb.  That's how eating should be, for dogs and burgers.  None of this I'll have a glass of cab with my brie burger like at Taylor's and some other upscale joints.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7Q5aPLtDrWDhWPlFRkrYWw", "date": "2006-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sje4oyafZi_84Ka2X6gRbg", "text": "This is another place I try to eat at when I visit Berkeley.  It's great night food.  I love the chicken lemon and the other chicken dog.  I hate going there when there is a line though.  But it's usually worth the wait!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zh0V8_dFjgKRzRTZ-ySfpA", "date": "2008-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_sMR5MfkzgRjkcldjkzm-g", "text": "$3 for the most substantive veggie hot dog you will ever witness. its a bargain and its delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xW0h1jCfbPV7l-I8luNXEQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_SOHgiBGfngURgzAqZNgxA", "text": "A true Berkeley institution. The best place to get a wiener after a long night of drinking. I've never had a bad dog here & they have a good variety. Just yell out your order to the cook & have cash in hand & enjoy. Plenty of hot kraut and condiments to garnish your dog. I really enjoy the chicken apple & the kielbasa & hot links. \n\nBonus: after you find your favorites, they actually sell dogs & buns to go to cook at home or at a bbq if you want", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YSVavZvOLsknCoQnMG8_HQ", "date": "2009-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s_PZ38w5-6zbdJJwOAG3Xg", "text": "The guys that work there are kinda jerks BUT if you had to deal with drunken college kids for a living you'd be a jerk too.  \n\nI've got nothing but love for Top Dog.  I ate here last night and couldn't have been happier about it.  Prior to eating here I had been to the Ivy Room and the Hotsy Totsy.  Most visits to Top Dog are proceeded by similar activities.  \n\nBest thing to do...get a top dog and eat it while heading across the street towards King Pin Donuts.  By the time you get there you'll def want a donut.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9H0tHAhK2o99cx1aeNQR5A", "date": "2007-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SQI9rNn3ryTtpmpUwhCskQ", "text": "Never had a bad dog here!\n\nQuick, delicious, cheap. You can stuff your face for under $10 (dogs are $3 each). They are also open late, so you can get your eat on after the bars close. \n\nCash only and there is usually a line.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CM1SVXJ1kiH5uztj_Vg7XA", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "srvyAmUCBEQFdXtgbgkc6Q", "text": "IF YOU'RE IN BERKELEY GO GET A HOT DOG AT TOP DOG'S.\nI live in the Central Valley, but me and my boyfriend find any excuse to stop at Berkeley for these hot dogs when we're near the bay. \n\nI definitely recommend the garlic one. It's so hot and juicy! (that's what she said) And it's so cheap (just like the other hotdogs) Just get it! You won't regret it!!!!\n\nThe guys working there are so nice and chill. \n\nNote: it's not a place to hang out. The place is SO SO SO tiny, which can be tough since a lot of ppl go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9Di9yayFVcVlNmHgBeXDfg", "date": "2009-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S-_s1sCAGkweUu_r3Kb1Ew", "text": "As anyone who knows me will tell you...I'm a hot dog fanatic!! This is my favorite hot dog joint. The bockwurst is grilled to perfection and served on a toasted sesame bun. The bun is awesome! I've been going here for years to \"get my fix\". \nBy the way, the Russian mustard is pretty hot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0q6NCVbPFdBXypXALLuacA", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SsaEtcn7wTHo3c2UU4P0jg", "text": "Is this the best place to get a sausage at normal prices in Berkeley?  Probably, but that doesn't mean much to me.\n\nLet me just say something:  COSTCO MAKES THE BEST POLISH DOGS EVER, they only charge $1.50 soda included, and the dog is huge.\n\nBack to Top Dog, yes it is the best of its kind in Berkeley.  But is there anything great about it besides that?  No.  I don't know if they're paying their workers better than minimum wage or what, but $2.75 for one hot dog is ridiculous if you ask me.  Maybe if their hot dogs were twice the size, but there's no way you can tell me that the current puny sausage is worth the same amount as a FAT SLICE.  And what excuse is there?  Fat Slice has to buy fresh ingredients, all Top Dog needs are sausages and buns.\n\nI only go here if I'm really craving a hot dog, otherwise, there are way better deals everywhere else.\n\nOh and I agree with another reviewer, the Top Dog guys are usually pretty arrogant.  I find that they're sort of like the guys in high school that hate everyone that doesn't listen to death metal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jFSJfblBdeeJFTsULXXaVQ", "date": "2007-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "stLionUAXMr_-AV-QDYzPg", "text": "Man, I would do (almost) anything for a lemon chicken hotdog from Top Dog right now. I've been here a few times and it hasn't disappointed me yet; and he makes it for you right on the spot. Last time I was here, they were even open on Christmas day! I only wish the hot dogs were a bit bigger and not as expensive as it is.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sdnjNnQNpGB9OsX9fyJ0FQ", "date": "2009-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Su1mI_e7m_zYhzxQkOOGfA", "text": "My friends and I herd to this place right after bar hopping all the time. group of 10+ drunk out of their minds peeps doing the yellow brick walk dancing thingie that quickly turns into a race of death to get to Top Dogs before their 2AM closing time just to get our hands on a... SMOKED APPLE CHICKEN HOT DOG!  best.ever. \n\nWe also flock to this place right before a big road trip to Tahoe, or LA, or wherever, just to get our fix. \n\nEveryone should definitely give it a try, cheeeaaappp and delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vPPcQemnPEOE0CK8nCqvMQ", "date": "2009-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sVMp73isq1achM2rlwpkHg", "text": "Top Dog gets straight to the point, giving the customer a delicious hot dog as quickly as possible.\n\nThis place is one of the go to spots late at night and its always popular due to the close proximity to the UC Berkeley campus.\n\nI don't find the people working rude at all, to be honest some of the customers are plain idiots with blank looks taking forever to order.  Its a tiny place, get in & get out.\n\nPolish dog, onions, deli mustard and ketchup at 1:30am: Amazing", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PQoqKiiogPglh2Zbl0Ruew", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sXcNlEBv-LqVa1gHpQcO-Q", "text": "the best.  i haven't been to a hot dog stand that rivals top dog.  the many varieties of grilled sausages rock.  my fave being the cal and the bock.  and a complete condiment bar to boot with sauerkraut no less.  the guys behind the counter are quick and aren't fazed by anything.  i went in there once trippin balls with a hungry friend.  dude says, 'next' after my friend orders and takes one look at me.  without saying another word to me and almost immediately, he looks at the guy next to me and says, 'next'.  man, those guys have seen it all.....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bkjhcbYD2Y7cIxMOy8OJkA", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sXjpRedFlwfEXS_WmHs8mg", "text": "Top Dog still ranks # 1 on my Hot Dog-Ometer...Frankfurters, lemon Chickens, Calabreses, Brockwurst, Brats, parmessan chicken, pork dogs, many others, and of course my favorite, the Hot Link....\n\nTop Dog is a landmark small hot dog joint in Berkeley and is solely responsible for making me a hot dog/sausage conniseur. \n\nAll of the sausages they make are high quality, natural casing sausages....which xmeans that they have a pop when you bite em, and are made fresh right in front of you, and are made with only the best dogs you can buy. The sesame bun perfectly compliments anyheir dogs, and also the condiments station with multiple ketchups, nmustards, sour kraut, onions and relish.\n\nEverything you need to have a really good dog for cheap!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hHMXRHPQO_7bAX2bNwbR9A", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sxuqsoKnPU580zngRBbi5Q", "text": "OMG...for $2.75 get the Top Dog frankfurter and load it up with mustard, onions, sweet relish and kraut. The best dog around, and has been for years.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rp_cK3PN78kqRt_suzjRwg", "date": "2007-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SZAycTyR9HtO07JRRXqNag", "text": "Best $3 hotdog ever!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bn9U37xp7XHFfr_xltA37g", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SZRhOQG0S9nvvVWtkxlKWg", "text": "Top Dog, as you may all know or have heard, is a Berkeley establishment.\n\nYou should also know that it's KINDA overrated.\n\nI mean, $3 for a hot dog? Let alone a hot dog with nothing to jazz it up a la Pink's.\n\nI've had the hot link, lemon chicken and chicken apple. They were all really good. Bonus points for toasting the bread. But the minor chink in my wallet from paying $3 for a hot dog left me feeling unsatisfied. \n\nDon't get me wrong, Top Dog is a great place late at night if you're hungry for a bite on the drunken walk back home. I also understand that Top Dog has earned its rep for its witty cooks behind the counter, giving you the \"Top Dog\" experience.\n\nBut I feel like the experience is a rather overrated one, with a slightly overpriced cost of admission.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4HmE49z0XV6ugRks3mtnsQ", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t06l1JOBTKpO-Wu-0VX4gg", "text": "Exactly how a hotdog should taste like.  Love that it has that intial crunch to the dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vDztOS5x6Bqqb7rk2mb-QQ", "date": "2011-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t3g3-SH_2ZT70mDcVZyCHw", "text": "one of my absolute favorite places anywhere. so many hot dogs of every kind. so simple. so good. the sauerkraut at the condiments bar aren't particularly good but for some reason i love it. hot links are my favorites here, tho they're all pretty awesome", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-qCHcrGS-tOT-LxjjnENag", "date": "2008-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T4ffbG4_7LKCzF5Op3CAtg", "text": "It's like mandatory that you have to be grumpy in order to work here, but what top dog lacks in service it more than makes up for with its dogs. I remember complaining about how expensive Top Dog was, relative to the Costco $1.50 (and you get a soda!), but the quality really is worth it. I'd recommend you try all of them, but my favorites are the calabresi and the linguica.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hjbljNSmdUW8R34UiIm9Bg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T4pT8stgY7zJx0XPvFbaFw", "text": "I love spicy food, but holy crap, hot links here were soooo spicy, my stomach was burning for a few hours after eating it.  College students and drunk kids love coming here because its cheap and fast.  I was neither but still enjoyed it.  About $3 for a hot dog, but you might need to eat two because it's pretty small.  I heard that their chicken apple sausage here is good.  Next time i will try that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZUk37WJbVRJJa2s_sX3D_g", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t5PlIPLjOuiNBGlAdM_7sg", "text": "Top Dog is Cool but the worker that night i went there was getting high as we wear there not cool and they dint wash there hands like when i pay in cash he went right back to pick up somebody els hot dogs i will not come back sorry Top Dog", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7rXRZcuu72llpitBnREQxw", "date": "2010-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T7jOH5Xtt6J3DW7sbSRbUw", "text": "Top Dog is so Berkeley!\r\n\r\nI don't eat hot dogs! EVER.. except on cold icky nights when I am working in studio... Then these things warm my soul! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ePB3pBx7eE6ozJ3QHRTxtw", "date": "2005-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T8yGCEYVWzkF6j59qhbi7w", "text": "I'm the \"friend\" in the review below me. But she's lying because she never actually ate the hot dog! And it was chicken apple Erin.\n\nWHAT I GOT: Chicken Apple Hot Dog\n\nPROS: The food is pretty cheap, the sesame bun enhances the taste a lot, chicken apple is my favorite, and the staff is always entertaining/friendly. \n\nCONS: Most of the flavors to choose from are ones that most people have not tried yet. And so, it's hard to find that go-to flavor without having a few strikeouts.\n\nADVICE: If you're a person who doesn't like to risk getting new things in case they end up tasting horrible (I've only gotten strawberry tsunami from Jamba Juice for the last few years), this place might be not be as ideal. But with hot dogs you really can't go wrong, and with Top Dog the risk is even less.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_kUtSesI2F1NSM3_29Dpig", "date": "2011-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Taaij3vNVHpkmXKnBbAdgw", "text": "had the apple chicken. it's good, but could've used some more spice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tCqYx6a9DBCCt1HKdGvi1g", "text": "Long time favorite is only OK. It wasn't great, but it's certainly not bad either. There is a nice variety of choices and the people working there were helpful and very nice. \n\nIf you're in the area and are hankering for a hot dog, Top Dog will fit the bill. I would make it a pilgrimage however.\n\nThe diet coke was actually R&C, which is flat and nasty. Maybe actual Diet Coke is too \"corporate\" for Berkely? There were many sketchy people wandering the streets, so you might want to guard your wallet while taking in the sights of Telegraph & Durant Ave's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EvlviKevI9pdNxg3ZqCE1g", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TgoQt064KY0le3lfPR7y9g", "text": "Good spicy links.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pHLCm78t02HQWmEE7eBcng", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tLaem7KEZfmPq5J9DHq2Mg", "text": "Top Dog does truly serve top dog! sometimes there's a line but I can't really blame them that a lot of other people like it to. The Sausages are Juicy and full of Good Meaty Taste, and the Buns are Soft and warm so that it's also easy to chew on one big bite!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HFy3SRokZVSAeH3i8r2P5g", "date": "2008-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TMq0YDS1uhB-DBW9lGBhzw", "text": "My bf dragged me here after we went to Supper Club and man I didn't know what to order. Everything was so fast and confusing. So I made my Bf order for me. I had the... shoot it's been so long that I forgot what I had. But some kind of pine apple or was it apple? I don't know. But I'm not a big fan of hot dogs or burgers, but this hot dog was good. I haven't had a hot dog since then, but if I do again, I'm down for some Top dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q29DsL5xmpdV42bJ6XLkBg", "date": "2007-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tniG9cmcEISyzk7qo7WlkA", "text": "Must be the buns that keep me comin' here for more.  I don't know exactly what it is, but I crave for Top Dog once a month.  Definitely a place to go after some drinking...\n\nThe process of getting your food is simple.  Be aggressive and yell out what you want.. the line is usually out the door.  Those UC Berkeley students like their dogs.. a lot! The first time I came here, I was overwhelmed, it was crowded and I wasn't really sure what to order.  \n\nI always get the veggie dog, a.k.a. The Wienie.  It's made of wheat gluten, eggplant, tofu, bell pepper, onions, garlic, fennel and red wine.  This perfectly seasoned dog with a toasted bun is what it's about.  With chips and drinks, it's a perfect meal.  I love it!  \n\nCold dogs to-go is available.  Order some for your next BBQ party and it'll sure be a hit :-)!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IxKjgqLAG6teY_pqGnh9ZQ", "date": "2008-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TQ4lipoCoNBceYi9vah2Nw", "text": "interesting buns if you dont like them toasted just say so\n\n\nreally good hotdogs", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ssfazJCe88NoXb4N35zftw", "date": "2010-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TQ7WZkMwK4-lAkS67Vh00g", "text": "Nineteen years and seven hundred and eighty eight hot dogs later, I still go back to Top Dog at least twice a month. It's safe to say at this point that pretty much every cell in my body is infused with hot links. \n\nAlthough they've long promised to open a San Francisco location, the East Bay is still the only place to go if you want a Top Dog. I make the pilgrimmage by driving over from San Francisco. In my opinion, the two best Top Dogs are this one on Durant and the one on the north side of campus. The worst is the one embedded in the Long's Drugs on Broadway in Oakland. The indifferent staff and overcooked dogs make this the Bottom Dog.\n\nAll the dogs are good but I've settled on hot links as my personal fave.   And there's enough fat and protein in there so you only have to eat one and you're good for the whole day. NOTE: While one Top Dog never seems like enough, two is too many. Go easy and save your gut for next time.\n\nNice touches about Top Dog:\n1) the libertarian rants on the wall--Top Dog is a monument to the glories of free enterprise\n2) The old school patter of the grillmen--the ponytailed Mayan warrior at this location can keep track of 47 orders at the same time.\n3) The anti-establishment soda selection--where else can you get RC Cola these days?\n4) The stellar condiments--six kinds of mustard, fresh onions and relish and steaming sauerkraut.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_5YfXP7QocJXAC4Sz3T1oQ", "date": "2006-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TrGX6-Luq05ij04-PtSGOg", "text": "I come here every time I am in the area.  Their hot dogs are delicious!  It is no Pink's but the best in the Bay I would say.  Every time I went there wasn't any line except for once (maybe I went during school / class-in-session hours).  I've had their frankfurter and brautwurst but would love to try their other items.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kZzwW0hGHZo00PS2gWFmYA", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tu8gLmI9KAq2oJLKGO-Nbg", "text": "Open late everyday. Juicy, meaty dogs. it's a perfect way to recover from a night of hard partying.\n\nTry the hot link. OMG, yum.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9eD9tHPOSOJFVeetfonRxw", "date": "2007-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t_uhQbAAIxJcl_vYbXsMUw", "text": "searched yelp for a good place off bart as i was going to the greek & didn't wanna spend moola on the crap food there. 878 reviews? 4.5 stars? serious?\n\nwe ordered 2 dogs...the garlic dog had no garlic kick or even garlic flavor. I asked for a recommendation of their most popular dog...the top dog. it was TINY (maybe the girth of 3 pens). nothing special to the taste at all. \n\nreally disappointing. i would give 0 stars if that were an option. i'll let them have one star because the spicy mustards were bangin. save yourself the disappointment & go to costco for their polish dogs & a soda, can't beat that at $1.50.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "40h5KxLMNvKhi64Sf4z7eQ", "date": "2010-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tv2DlmkBkZKHg4OQH-tyeA", "text": "O my freaking goodness.  I just realized that I never wrote a review for Top Dog.  \n\nI ab-so-freaking-lute-ly love this place!  A must for me is the Lemon Chicken with the self-serve toppings & a HEAPING load of sauerkraut.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p7lRsk48qxO3UXz2M12dbg", "date": "2009-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tvb_Ha4iPnBdQMnMNKy91A", "text": "Hot sausage......mmmm.\n\nWord to all those uninformed: there is no line at Top Dog!  Just walk up to the freakin' counter already!  Or I will just walk around you and order my food and eat and you will still be waiting in line like an idiot.\n\nAlways good for a drunk 3AM snack.  I don't eat pork or beef, so I always get the chicken apple; so good!  I've been eating that for at least four years and I'm not sick of it yet.  \n\nChris is my fave.  For serious.  Not my fave: annoyingly drunken very loud UCB students who are almost always here when I'm trying to score some hot sausage.  Don't get between me and my hot sausage.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NQOWaFh3MKdmv1RkVgXuvg", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TWoWD9s4hcP-DZn-ftACOw", "text": "As hot dog places go, pretty awesome.  They have a very wide selection, and almost all of them are great.  I used to eat here seriously four times a week, since it was right next to Soda Hall.\n\nHowever remember- it just serves hot dogs.  Which is great if you are young and getting lots of exercise, but all that fat and meat does catch up with you.  Just a warning there.\n\nTop Dog is also a \"only in Berkeley\" type of thing, because it's run by Libertarians.  This means there are ranty diatribes all over the walls about how the government is trying to oppress you by making you pay for roads and the fire department.  And how global warming is a myth being used to silence Freedom Lovers.  So that is a bit obnoxious.\n\nI'm not sure but I think the dude working the counter is \"leasing\" the entire business while he's there, in keeping with the Libertarian principles of the place.  Whatever the reason, he has a bit of flexibility; you can cut deals with him for buying dogs in quantity.\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KoomtZhLwSvn1G3yFd_3wA", "date": "2007-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tXaw8RVqpU16Dh00hZ1Sag", "text": "Every time we go it's always a garlic dog, never disappoints. Love the open feel of the location, nice street view with their open windows.  Great place for a snack while walking in town.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LACCETlTbB6-CBuyFSiLog", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TXbbRKRX_aY-5rEFjmNiIw", "text": "Berkeley takes a lot of pride in sustainability and Top Dog will outlast the cockroaches. Never having eaten a top dog before 11:30PM with a bac below .15,  top dog has never failed to deliver. \n\nSimple and reliable with local flair. Honestly, what else can you ask for\n\nIts cool how berkeley students 25 years ago, and 25 years in the future, enjoy that same midnight kielbasa", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JD5BwRWaTjZrL83KpCDK7w", "date": "2008-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "txkCvDS7iaGbHtS4XCv7uQ", "text": "I don't know why it's that good, it's just a hotdog!!\n\nBut almost everything I've tried here was good. Maybe its the bread? I dont know... Ive had the top dog all the way to the chicken apple, all delicious. I like how all the condiments are on the side and you choose how much of whatever you want to slap on the dog...\n\nService is pretty dope. All the times I've gone it's been pretty busy and somehow the ones that work there remember everyones order how? Maybe magic? \n\nOne think I was that disappointed me was the veggie dog. I know, why was I ordering a veggie dog in tv first place at top dog right?!? Well I had to, but trust me that will never happen again. Stuff was nastyyy...and goodluck with parking...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rAvUrGdPCbbfWm6Cc7tW-w", "date": "2009-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TzNb-UUtNpQPdteDhEDGcA", "text": "Love all the hot dogs here!  I've pretty much tried them all too!  Chicken apple is one of my favs... Mmmm", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vGRRHZ5imkurkWhNcdsqww", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u2eH6CL53T6UCIF-aBZHyg", "text": "top dog is small and crowed place. you can choose many different kinds of chorisoes, but i liked the garlic frankfurter.\nthe taste was awsome, but i didn't like the attitude of black guy man. that guy was keep yelling at me like he was something.\nfuck you hot dog guy!! at least i took SAT.\n\nhahaha", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cSYZ96HwO5Ya422VvCY3Ng", "date": "2009-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U576BH3HHvCDsniLTo5h3g", "text": "6/9 Great service! The people were super nice! Got the hot links (extra spicy!) and top dog...yummy! And then had an extra bratwurst without the bread!...they were so nice they even gave us a brownie for free! I wished I had asked for her name..she was sooo nice! \n\nIt was pretty funny...the BF asked if he could wash his hands...and they were so surprised they figured we weren't from the Berkeley area because we were too polite...unlike other customers!!  \n\nIt was a great experience and we were so glad we stopped by and shared a meal here!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DtajKETYfOtSsKJCD33SOw", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UDC5iDV_ah5RdrgxYm3UQg", "text": "I WANNA HOT DOG! I wish I didn't live hundreds of miles away. Top Dog is a must stop destination when visiting UC Berkeley. TD sever a variety of different hot dogs. The closest thing in socal was the Dog Out in Riverside, which was a copy that didn't last. \n\nI once ate here shortly after eating dinner at another restaurant. I guess you could say it was my dessert. Highly Recommended!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tHjAg9Fy3TUB564rKBn0bw", "date": "2010-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uFEuJrESsa9BIq_nfs37DQ", "text": "I love top dog, all their dogs are good and well priced and they are open pretty late too. smoked apple dog is delicious. Gave an extra star because I grew up eating here", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sQVrhqoBU-72Awb0CVnycg", "date": "2010-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UFFgUjQJR2j0U0eIvr359g", "text": "Hands down, the best hot dogs i've had in my life -- and I know nothing will ever beat it.  (And I don't even like hot dogs.)\n\nIt is a bit pricey for a hot dog and they are a bit small, but none-the-less still great.  I recommend the hot link or the chicken apple.\n\nYummm!!!  :)\n\nFYI, cash only.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CSvgpDZt8i_JvThh7E9Otw", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uhasIHfTOB5A_ocsPEAtDA", "text": "I miss you Top Dog! Their hot dogs are hands down, THE BEST. \n\nI rank Top Dog above Pinks down in LA because it is simple but amazing. You cannot go wrong with what you order here, but my personal favorite are the chicken apple and the kielbasa!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KVoYCx8tvlxxAqEi2jZ5fA", "date": "2010-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UjbqWE-JW3FaHhZ6MrTFcQ", "text": "I've eaten at top dog since as long as I can remember and those dogs...are awesome.  Something about the kielbasas with spicy hot musturd just does the trick.  The downside is that the cost keeps going up for a hot dog.  I remember back in the days when the a top dog's hot dog only cost me $1.50.  It's okay once in awhile blowing $3 for a hot dog won't kill anybody.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XMVV9J5RvnsyBQXR3u06NA", "date": "2009-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UJLuCmG7rdwWtUnBg3bCLg", "text": "Smoked Chicken Apple is the biz!\nThis shiz is legit.\nPlain n simple...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n2y3VYdQkpTaA10vHsiO_w", "date": "2010-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UOSMXo2LnhX5avKlrQCbdA", "text": "OK so there's already a lot of reviews, so i'll add more fuel to the fire of this awesome hot-dog eatery. here's some plus points...\n+ open late\n+ cheap $$$ food\n+ great variety of dogs\n+ fast service\n- wish it accepted credit card at the late night location.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SQIl43bNVRme0dvCFL7T4A", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uPuu-MgTCpOPmD4XCMWL3g", "text": "About 3 decades ago I finished many evenings by stopping here on my way back from Moffitt or whichever library I'd been studying at. And, back then for about $2 I got a Hot and some Apple Juice. Fast-forward to now .. and you'll find you can get a great 'dog at a good price, and maybe catch part of a game or whatever program is on the overhead TV while you wait. Top Dog is still food for the people at a good price. \n\nDon't be fooled by people who review Top Dog as if Alice Waters or Thomas Keller could make this place better - please, it's fine the way it is and always has been.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e5n5-4pWkKV60TB2QffNFA", "date": "2009-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "US8F2V38HwF6AWIWNa-XTA", "text": "Top Dog is one of those places you just associate Berkeley with because it seems like it's always been there and always will be. Sure there are other places open at 2 am but the crowd is always around Top Dog.  You get plenty of choices and hot dogs in a sandwich roll filled with condiments is always great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tYOUMqP7dsMNYbZ9GGZEBQ", "date": "2009-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uSAAI9kjMuG02yDmlAk6wQ", "text": "Great place to go when you're broke but want delicious apple juice and quality veggie hot dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ofyPPdvnVFpcJt3xGK8Jag", "date": "2006-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UtdSahebb_bG0-9SkxFifQ", "text": "A ultimate favorite..its quick and easy to get too.. My favorites are bratwurst and linguica. This the one spot that you must go in berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lUy6Lr9DoG_aHiicElbz9w", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UuFTESEp_ParxD2yV1XrEw", "text": "top dog.  \n\nI used to come here all the time when I lived in Berkeley.  Now I only come when I come before the Cal game.  My first stop is top dog.  There is a little line, but its worth its wait.  I get a top dog, frankfurter.  Its on a seasame roll, nicely toasted.  I top it with mustard, relish, and onions.  The best 3 bucks you will ever spend at Berkeley.  I take a bite, and its goodness.  The frank has a snap with a bite.   Nice flavor.  My other favorite is the calabrese italian pork sausage.  \n\nThe shack is just a shack, with a line out the door.   You order and its on the flat grill, a little wait, but worth it.   No seating.   Just grab and go.\n\nOnly drawback, RC cola.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lzd1pUgb_41Ck0AGDEphoA", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UW98p0rwru5JWW4k0XXknQ", "text": "Some of the best post beer drinking food ever.  They stay open until 3 a.m. on the weekends.  They sell cigarettes and you get to yell your order at the workers.  THREE TOPS, A HOT & A LEMON CHICKEN!\r\n\r\nBut all the condiments are lookin' pretty hurt by 2 a.m. after sitting out all day.  However if you are buying hotdogs @ 2 in the morning you are probably intoxicated so it doesnt even matter.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sXch-HcnwKOLwJOBQSDfFw", "date": "2006-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UwohmS7fsYUPSG4KgnerKQ", "text": "Fast, cheap, and delicious.  After close to a decade of hearing about how good this place is, I finally decided to give it a try.  My fault, I've always been a wine and dine kinda chick so I could never see myself standing on the sidewalk with a hot dog in hand, but that's definitely changed now!  I was expecting the \"rude\" service that I've heard a few people talk about, but the guy behind the counter seemed like he was just trying to be efficient seeing as how the operation is pretty much a one man show.  But that's all a part of the charm and experience, right? :)\n\nI've only had the chicken apple, which was super-yummy.  It was plump, juicy, and had that great *snap* that I look for in a sausage.  And at only $3 each,  I can't wait to try the rest!  I'd take one of these suckers over a McDonald's meal any day!  Just remember to bring cash!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "I7U1RW4Mk03sbDQGH-m4gw", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ux1p0J7DQv1PJ0j2hGhAhg", "text": "I love this place. It is just as funky now as it was 25 years ago. The dogs are delicious, the clientele is eccentric and the order process is quick and to the point. Better be ready when its your turn, or you mess up the whole flow and feel like an outsider. The Calbrese are delicious and the toasted bun brings the whole thing together. Good selection of self serve mustards and condiments. Excellent way to finish a night of drinking. If you like a good sausage, this place is a must!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SqRJsxntRebreniI1XIxyg", "date": "2010-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uz_vGFa5NPhMFd67BI71Hg", "text": "bangin brats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Y086NM1gMVt742p1jxv17w", "date": "2009-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V7pwcqajKYH8KdjdK4KbOw", "text": "I would give you 4 stars on taste, but I had to take away a star based on cleanliness.  It wouldn't be such a big deal if I didn't see it myself, but it's kind of gross when the cook is handling with money and then touches my hot dog and buns without gloves or washing his hands!  He has tongs, but he still uses his bare hands and fingers.\n\nI got The Wienie, which is the vegetarian dog.  It was a pretty good dog, not rubbery at all, like most veggie dogs.  The veggie dog is made up of wheat protein, bell peppers, fennel, eggplant and garlic (says their website).  Sounds like a good veggie dog to me!  But I kind of wished Top Dog had more toppings available on the side, so maybe I can make myself a Chicago style dog, but oh well.  \n\nFriends got the lemon chicken and the smoked chicken apple.  My friends were pretty happy with their dogs as well, but I know one friend also felt a little sick in his stomach... he saw the cook handle money and touch his hot dog too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Pnqwg10bpCo3ApShjkoa3Q", "date": "2010-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v9Jo0OjeL5Qqn8hMGzF6MA", "text": "Sooooooo worth the wait and lack of space. This place has the best hot dogs in the world. \n\nIt was tradition to come here after a long night at Blake's (RIP Blake's). This is the perfect place to come after a couple of drinks.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ut30nbR2SAe2-X5dRAehVg", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ve2NffpJQt_Qx0avnlbmlQ", "text": "Top Dog has absolutely some of the best hot dogs I have ever had the opportunity to eat... and I have had many dogs in my day.  Every time I am in the Berkeley area during the day, I attempt to stop here and pick me up a dog or two.  Being that I have been coming here for years, I have tried every single one of the hot dogs they have to offer on their menu.  I would have to say that my favorite hot dog here is between the bratwurst and the calabrese.  Add a little spicy mustard, white onion, relish, and sauerkraut (NO ketchup!) and your have pure bliss in the palm of your hand.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7xJEcbvkbzfDsZhb_M6x6w", "date": "2010-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VenucmyCIBHpek2W93YiQQ", "text": "Do I even have to review this place?  Top Dog is a huge part of my Berkeley experience.  No Berkeley trip is complete without a visit to the top dog nazi.  This ia great treat for lunch, dinner, 2am drinking nights, before a football game, after a football game, on a rainy day, etc.  I've had the veggie dog which is good, but my all time favorite is the smoked chicken apple.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "r0yj7wRAs4mNSgp_OvvstA", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vj73HPWR-zW5g6nwaV77sA", "text": "Oh why oh why can't there be a top dog in los angeles???", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QVYhqp4A1CL6RoSTp5nFhw", "date": "2007-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VjkZ_t-hvobfjcR-ouDIXg", "text": "Came here twice now. Had their chicken apple and lemon chicken. Both are mouth-watering-great! I like the bun, it's not the average hot dog buns u find in the grocery. Sauerkraut is a must. To really taste every bite of the sausage, I'd skip the mustard and ketchup.\n\nIt's cheap, would definitely come back to try their other ones.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ot4cW_ZOLsE2SL6mc967WA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vkLsAntz9nW8f4CXGK0HBA", "text": "Ah...good ol top dog. However, why do they keep raising the price? It makes me a little sad.\n\nI'm always super amazed by how the guys are so good at remembering names/orders. Sometimes they can come off a little rude, but I mean they're on their feet making hot dogs for hours, so I guess they get a break. Love how they are open late, but dislike how drunk the customers are.\n\nYes, yes, yes: Smoked chicken apple. Not really yes: Lemon Chicken tends to be a little bland for me. Also a good tip, alcohol and spicy hot links don't mix. I've heard various throwing-up-hot-dog stories with drunk people who thought it was a good idea to eat a hot link. lol.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VQ8kMhknBUnF3UlxBDVLVQ", "text": "The original is still the best.  Lemon chicken is my favorite and the apply sausage is good too.  I love how the cook never writes anything down and calls out orders.  The toasted bread puts it over the top.  Still the best hot dog around.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "veyBYho3I1RgEcuph7rc1Q", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vqtWsM36r50bopnYbCxczA", "text": "Tasty hot dogs! I had the Hot Link one for the first time last night & enjoyed every bite! \n\nThe place is SUPER CONVENIENT b/c they close late, we got there after 2 AM & its seems to be the place to go in Berkeley after the bars. It's relatively cheap, 3 dollars for a hotdog, which i personally thing its nothing cause i know street vendors charge 5 dollars for regular hot dogs. WORTH IT!\n\nDef making another trip (possibly a couple) to this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zFCw8uszWpKY7qRlrI0KAw", "date": "2012-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vSaYXymLUX6OkTBDtZQE9Q", "text": "This is one of my favorite hot dog places because it offers atypical hot dogs and a eclectic variety to choose from. \n\nFood: This place offers items such as smoked chicken apple (yummmy!!!!) , lemon chicken, and vegetarian hot dogs. They are very delicious, fresh, and one of the best hot dogs I've tasted in any hot dog place I've been to.\n\nI love this place because it offers non traditional hot dog eaters (non red meat eaters and vegetarians) the chance to eat hot dogs.\n\nIf you love this place as much as I do, you can also buy the hot dogs to take back (as packs) and grill them at your own picnics. I've done this before and they worked with me on a good \"value\".\n\nPrice: Very great deal. All the hot dogs are under $3.00 dollars. I normally get 2 - and save 1 for later. The place is awesome enough that I would drive to Berkeley, risk the parking meter maids just to savour the experience!\n\nService: Although it's self service, the top dog hot dog preparers have a great personality. I've chatted with some of the guys who've worked there and they are friendly and have a good sense of humor. No frills type workers.\n\nParking: Beware. Parking is street only and NOT easy to find. If you are a Berkeley student with a parking permit, there is a \"hidden\" lot that is adjacent and across the street near Unit 2. You can park here if you have a permit and it's after 6pm evening hours. Otherwise, parking is difficult, but there's also several parking lots (UC Berkeley ones as well) that offers public parking at night. A popular place to park that isn't too much is the lot on Channing (ample parking spots). Credit cards accepted for the spaces along Bancroft Avenue though not necessarily at many of the spots near Top Dog on Durant. (coins only on Durant).\n\nAmbiance: Fast. Take out style. Standing room (very little) only. Not a place for sit down though there are some benches across the street at the Asian food lot aka \"Asian Ghetto\".", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h9GVLf7Crm4kNuLFBDnEIw", "date": "2009-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vSCAUrPfqpje3SeFbSFaNQ", "text": "if you happen to find yourself in berkeley and you want something quick....head over to top dog. the workers are entertaining..and the food is good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s69DdaGJY9ly6bEA6NeYuQ", "date": "2008-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VsIyzalEtvuv163AMoqb7g", "text": "Who would think that a hot dog experience would be this good.  They have a great menu and fresh ingredients, the service is quick and the hot dogs are amazing.  I still remember this place and it's been years since I've been there.  Unforgettable.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LktCFGnkEAFx768jgH0Aeg", "date": "2012-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VTzidCrjwkFOOqRpKlM8lQ", "text": "Top dog has cheap hot dogs and a good variety of them. My personal favorite is the Linguica. YUM!  My sister is a fan of the chicken apple, but I feel like you can just go to Costco and buy them in bulk there for even cheaper. There isn't much space at this location so you pretty much go in and order, then wait outside for your dog. Go back in to pick up the dog and put toppings on it.. and then you're on your own to find a place to savor your cheap deliciousness that is a top dog in my book.\n\nDon't expect anything fancy on your dogs like Pink's in LA. It's just a small stand with a variety of wieners.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3Y9-vbJgdU1Ie2h0v4kqsQ", "date": "2009-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VusyvAl_g1wa6E75SJIgHg", "text": "Crispy grilled bread that doesnt fall apart and quality hot dogs!\n\noriginal - best standard hot dog i have had\n\nchicken apple - juicy and not salty\n\nrussian mustard was just like a kick of wasabi, except manlier", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M0mONsg1ZJIKA30ad1qE1w", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vVd6atZ7VQSUkSmXItQs8Q", "text": "A friend of mine who used to attend UCBerkeley recommended this place.  So I went and gave it a try.  I ordered the top dog.  I like how they grill the hot dog and the buns and when you bite into it, there's a snap to it.  It was yummy.  I'd definitely go there again if I'm in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XT-I0j3x7zgVap7KDf3C2g", "date": "2008-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vV_PZfMLMaGFuyOdj2iQ2g", "text": "Oh Top Dog, why are you SO GOOD? When I was living there, my night was not complete without going to Top Dog at 1am. Mmm... The crazy people outside provide entertainment as long as they don't try to get you to buy something for them. My money is MY money, bum!\n\nNow if only I can find out how to review Krusty's... I know, it's not called that anymore. I can't handle change.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H0FTIy3L2bX5rYwumB3Lig", "date": "2007-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VvWLYIyiyaC8FCdILsuQNw", "text": "This place is a total sausage fest.  Thank you!  I'll be here all week!  Please remember to tip your wait staff!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WnxsINlCH3fv87_I0wVxPg", "date": "2006-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W2rkTQ7UA20CoCJ1I2uqFg", "text": "What can I say about this place? JUST DELICIOUS!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_QsveEwu24D99gWfE6ktnA", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w3JwBPunULdzZMBA0Lb9Nw", "text": "I hate hot dogs.  \n\nI'll eat a polish dog at Costco only because it's dirt cheap.  But I rarely order a hot dog anywhere else (like at a sports event).  The one exception is Top Dog.  I make special trips just to eat a sausage on a roll (or two or three) from Top Dog.\n\nI've tried different sausages at Top Dog and I haven't had a bad one yet.  And the rolls they use are heavenly.  Tasty and substantial without overwhelming the taste of the sausage or making the sandwich seem too bready.\n\nMy favorite sausage is the Calabrese which they describe as pork, paprika, chili, fennel -- semi-hot.  I've also had the Top Dog Frankfurter (which is probably the closest sausage to a regular \"hot dog\"), Lemon Chicken, Bratwurst, and Hot Link and they were all great.  Although I've never had it, they even have a veggie dog.\n\nI've been to this location and the one on Center St and both serve the same great sausages.\n\nOn the side of the restaurant is the self-serve wall of condiments you are able to put on your sausage.  \n\nWhen in Berkeley, you have to try Top Dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YvdbjmcQny7lCG64LBSyIg", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W3V6l2nzGgl5raSBkNKUYw", "text": "This place has great hotdogs! The facility to buy their delicious hotdogs tends to be very small. I think from a bay area standpoint, it's not your usual feel. You get in, get your food, and be on your way. \n\nIf it's late at night and you have the munchies I recommend Top Dog for sure! If there is a line, it's worth it.... so bring an MP3 player. For the price, the atmosphere, and great taste, Top Dog is a lock.\n\nIf they only opened some more chains...... that would be even better....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "W6uhjjG7wsrzxLHDjNo7_g", "date": "2009-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-w6QgDUlSyBuCJFQu6HLYw", "text": "simply amazing hotdogs! forget pinks!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "z6Q3VxaSlRBPpWpRlV_MKA", "date": "2010-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wbsnp8RX7RljU0SMSIcdqA", "text": "$3 for a burnt hot dog on a sturdy bun\n\nGot the chicken apple as it was highly reviewed and seemed the most interesting. Tasted kinda sweet and savory versus the usual salty hot dog. It was good but it was burnt significantly so I tasted the charred flavor more than the actual meat itself. Complimentary onions, sauerkraut, and russian mustard. The russian mustard is like and upgraded wasabi so take caution. You have been warned. Overall, I was a little disappointed but Im always open to second chances.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KFaUuuvfw-6rAbTzuYwU0g", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WCFqwESV-VnB046sO9t-0Q", "text": "Top Dog is the shit. \nAnyone who says otherwise is stupid or doesn't have taste buds. \n\n\nNeed to know about me? I worked at Top Dog (North Side) for two years some time ago, and although I ate there every shift for two years straight, every time I am in Berkeley I still eat at Top Dog. \n\nCan't go wrong with a Top and a well-done Cal.\n\nand Kimby's the best griller. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1MNpel97d5LnkzA24gpQOQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WDWWBGhqyEEgDG-hhJwkVg", "text": "I love their hotlink, but whatever preservative they use alway give me stomach problem.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1pzuaADgDzHd5cRd8KbTcQ", "date": "2009-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wF4GBw-oQsbXdj4cgAiwuw", "text": "Very little beats a $3 hot link, beef hot dog or flavored chicken dog wrapped in a toasted bun after a night of imbibing copious amounts of alcohol.  Throw on your choice of ketchup, mustard, onions, relish & sauerkraut (or all of the above) for a tasty American classic that should hold you over until you get home.\n\nDon't block the doorway while you decide on what to order; this place is like an assembly line.  You walk in, place your order, pay, get your food, then walk out.  There's no seating, so don't expect to enjoy your hot dog while you bang out a term paper on your laptop.  It's been this way for centuries...or whenever they first opened.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H7g5P_1YyyehYsQJqKVljw", "date": "2010-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WiKTYrO-A5KzPf4n52Tc1A", "text": "A classic. Every dog is awesome, and they've got RC Cola! They've got vegan dogs for the veg-heads out there. \n\nThey used to sell cigarettes at this location, which was real handy for those of us dying slowly, particularly because they were the closest place to buy them after 10. I think they quit selling them awhile ago, sadly. From what I understand, the owner's kinda an old Berkeley libertarian, which explains the wall decorations and why they were sellin' smokes in the first place. Heck, probably explains the RC Cola too. \n\nAfter 10pm expect to wait at least 10 minutes. After 2a this place is jammed up with folks. The one on Center and Northside is of equal quality, if less trafficked.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Fng5hRuemwJPMI8KwRYZFw", "date": "2006-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WnAo_mjXQgN_dEcUVs0R1g", "text": "I love Polish dogs so I had to grab a KIELBASA along with a small lemonade. It's not a huge hot dog, but it was enough for lunch today. Today was pretty warm so that lemonade really hit the spot. It wasn't too sweet or bitter either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xsMd6OnEJ6_Np6Es0uxOIg", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WNSdGEciuhckkQ5VhW20Jg", "text": "Best hot dogs around! And the bread is hot and toasty!!! That's what did it for me. Toasty bread. And not like the crappy bread you normally get in stores. Toasty REAL bread. I usually get a cal or lemon chicken depending on my appetite. If you're new, make up your mind...quickly. My friend took a friend there once and he got yelled at and had to let 3 other people order before him 'cause they guy working got annoyed because he was so indecisive.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wriSqZp5f0tu5Y6InZ1m1A", "text": "straight to the point, very good selection, open late, and super friendly staff! the only complaint, would be that i wish the dogs were a little bigger. \n:o)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cCTUFH4DKPuSuFhbIIcbzw", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wtUkhR3R8zGKh_i1nILpew", "text": "i often drive here from vallejo just for the dogs, they're delicious and this is one of my favorite places to eat. Diverse selection of different links. Really old-school grill that gives the links a great taste. My favorites are the hot link and cal. Good prices and when you go there enough you can feel cool and order stuff using one syllable words like \"cal\", \"hot\", \"top\", \"Apple\", \"lemon\" etc. If you go when it's not busy you can sit at the bar, but usually you have to either eat outside or in your car. even with that it's a five star place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OHHpicc5sGs5ybKvqi7KaA", "date": "2007-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WtwmBbgDG4HTScRz1j78kg", "text": "The chicken apple and hot link are bomb. Good eats!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6lCFkaVDR4LRJn8JsPh7kw", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WVE4eQrCbTh1f5gkrCAd9A", "text": "2 WORDS: LEMON CHICKEN!!!!!! I wish they had a TOP DOG here in San Diego. Cause I sure miss me some late night Lemon Chicken Hot Dogs from Top Dog, especially after long nite of fun and games. i", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zT_JSMzfeP6-PIOru3wQuQ", "date": "2007-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WxfAWfnL_o-0dIgP6cPe_A", "text": "Not what I remembered. \n\nI went to school at Cal from 2001-2005 and loved this place... the other night I found myself lost in Emeryville and decided to revisit my nastalgia - I was neither disappointed or impressed.  I got the Lemon Chicken and a Hot Link, loaded them both up with suarkraut and onions and enjoyed them. \n\nI ended up only eating the links and left the bread which are now weird looking sub type bread with sesame seeds.  Its a little hard, I like regular hot dog buns but I guess they break too easily and make the meal a little messy.\n\nI no longer think its worth a late night 1/2 mile hike.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3mhdWROwjuXm5RlH-VuwHg", "date": "2009-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wXzzbPrOwBL5EfasB_rsJw", "text": "I'm not a huge hot dog fan, but top tog is truly the top dog where dogs are concerned.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2006-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wzu0h-y3zIV3gQvOzXw9Kw", "text": "This place gets one star for really shitty customer service. The guy behind the counter in the glasses is a complete asshole. He is routinely rude to customers and I'm not really sure how they stay in business give their reputations for abrasiveness. \n\nNOTE TO OWNER: YOUR CUSTOMERS KEEP YOU IN BUSINESS & PAY YOUR BILLS. TREAT THEM WITH RESPECT!!!!\n\nAs for the dogs, they're overpriced and not really worth it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2vLHKl8jLgOtfeVBqqGgEQ", "date": "2010-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xapR6W1iKg22oGLFaKMptw", "text": "Great place to have a late night meal! All the dogs are fantastic! inexpensive place to have. Apple Chicken is my favorite, but everything else is good too! If they have it close to my house, i am there for the late meal for sure!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OzTUvDaLfp23ueDgc28Efg", "date": "2008-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XBMzpF_qO3ZSngF3GY128w", "text": "Hot Dogs at 2 am?  \n...\nI'm game!  Top dog is for when you have those late night cravings for a big long juicy sausage (umm.... yeah I said that with no regrets).  The buns are toasty (ohh god I gotta get over this) and you can dress your dog with lots of condiments... the usual selection of sauerkraut, onions, ketchup, mustard and onions (raw not grilled unfortunately). \n\nThe service is informal... REALLY informal in that if you're not a regular you just annoy the guy.  Well I understand why he might be grumpy, standing up all day taking 100 of orders an hour... but still!  It's his job! Try to be nice about it!  Please?.... okay that won't happen because no matter the service, people will come to top dog anyway.  Oh yeah... and 2.75 is a little steep for a hot dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B0Q2YqU3zmFKwLsLVy3BZw", "date": "2007-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xbud5F0aqhD3AUTYWgZHqA", "text": "How could you not like Top Dog? It's cheap, the dogs are GREAT, it's open until the wee hours, and all the propaganda on the walls will keep you amused while you're waiting for your food.\n\nIf you ever want to see a food establishment in utter bedlam, visit this place at 1 a.m. on a Saturday. You'll see the angry grillman barking at about 50 drunks who are milling around and yelling and spiling out onto the sidewalk, and this goes on at a steady pace for hours. I'm not trying to put the place down, for this, by the way - it's highly entertaining. \n\nALSO - if you want to try to duplicate Top Dog at home, the hot dogs they use are Saag's. At least the hot links are; I know that much. Don't get me wrong, they always taste a little better the way they cook them on the grill at Top Dog, but if you don't have time to come down there often, this will keep you at least reasonably satisfied.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fa_9j21MqPDeVFzdpgWR9g", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xCoeG9Y14w1082aRy1NREQ", "text": "Top Dog gets my vote for the most nostalgic food in Berkeley.  A trip is not complete without a brat.  The hot link is not especially hhhot, as they claim but it makes me feel studly that I can say that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BBTFyjdgWSEdzhQFEQx65g", "date": "2010-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xe0JBM48OgRppXmn2jW06g", "text": "Let me start by saying TOPDOG as a business is the Shit!!!! This review is based on one employee that was very racist. I'm still in shock that people in 2011 have the audacity to still think they are better than another race. Long story short...A white guy working the register act as if he didn't see my husband in line and just looked past him to take the other persons order. Although my husband did speak up to let him know he was waiting like everyone else the guy still did not want to take his order, tried to ignore him. My husband just left out before he caught a case in there. \n\nIf your not white BEWARE", "stars": 1, "user_id": "C0fpVBl_oHuBW5_5Gn7rQg", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xehOX0IDBlI3IUOHqLCFFg", "text": "The best hot dog i've ever had. Me and my friend's wish we could go there more often but there's just not enough time in the day to beat the traffic in Berkeley. Good thing they're open late! Great spot to hit up when you get the late night hungry hungry hippos. I usually go here after a night at Blake's or vice versa...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6TrHhqsu8nlzOBew137AnQ", "date": "2008-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XFIsqpBT8tGpqekRUmCK0A", "text": "I could tell Top Dog is definitely a local favorite. It was about 11 at night, and this place was swarming with bunch of college students.\n\nGREAT bockwursts just for a couple of bucks.. really yummy.\n\nI also enjoyed the really funny anti-capitalist stickers all over the wall.\n\nMinus one star because the guy kept on forgetting my order, but it was understandable because the place was FILLED with people, I guess.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QAsNM5aJSRpeTQnFHV_JQQ", "date": "2008-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xh9nrAb-qWts27B9YpMmAw", "text": "The best late night food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6ooBvErZevhZergf-imgJQ", "date": "2012-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xIZxrwKgJ6uaFqZjJlZyfA", "text": "Great hot dogs - why go for anything other than the classic - I always miss them when I try anything fancy schmancy.\n\n1 star off because of the wait, lack of seating, and it is a hot dog...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l9Awj0rE9jD5NwsmGZghwQ", "date": "2007-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X-KikkSXvBgZU0NH68dXOg", "text": "Kielbasa, kielbasa, kielbasa.\n\nGarlic frank was unremarkable.\n\nGotta try calabrese next time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-mi7aRXrvAUJeuuJZ0OL6A", "date": "2010-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XmhM0qnDR1CqyFQVHtNCGw", "text": "The smell was horrid and grease everywhere, totally freaked this vegetarian out. Altho my carnie friends enjoyed the links, they seem really happy and claimed it was heavenly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P60eOB3_5_TKtJwsY6WhNg", "date": "2007-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xnbt35aabRWm6FxbHTNjig", "text": "yup, it's that good! any and every time I'm out in the area I have to have me a TOPDOG. My fav is the itialian and the lemon chicken and the apple chicken can't forget the topdog and kielbasa. \n\nnot to mention there open untill 2 or 3 am perfect spot to hit up after a night of drinks", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ox8RA6UGlrIEmiHWTNUnyw", "date": "2008-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xp_BbFYJ_D86wGBUVPu6kw", "text": "Top Dog, I didn't take advantage of you enough when I was at Cal. Now that I no longer go to Berkeley 5x a week, I crave thee. There really isn't anything like a lemon chicken at 2am after a night of drinking. YUM! I love how they toast the roll with the dog. This is making me hungry already....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Cfs-YQczQg79UxGD1NXavA", "date": "2011-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xS7aswHqFPyDgR75a-98qg", "text": "I have been eating at Top Dog since the early 70's.  The prices have increased six fold.  There are better hot dog shops in the Bay Area with more consistent cooking.  Last Friday, I had the Garlic Sausage aka German and Linguica.  Well, the Garlic Frankfurter was perfectly prepared.  However the Linguica was overcooked and dry.  The selection of condiments were excellent.  I love reading the old articles taped to the walls.  The articles have changed since the seventies, but they are still worth reading.\n\nOn a cold night, there is nothing like a hot link with super hot mustard to make you sweat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p40w9mARQfD1FmnGk66eYw", "date": "2010-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xWzZWDm6r14vk7hEheQ7IA", "text": "Soooooooooooooooo delish!  Hands-down this is the best hot dog I've ever had -  flavorful, juicy and tender!  I could go for a hot link or a lemon chicken anytime!  The toasty bun is also good.  It'd be even more perfect if they increase the sausage-to-bun ratio (either fatten the sausage, or reduce the bun size)! Nom nom nom", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A_XyPoczaktyXoCML-EugA", "date": "2011-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xXdqp1S7jPBDE57fojYteg", "text": "I don't need to write a review, because you already know how awesome top dog is.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xYssH3XS5_HoMOpRbH9Msw", "text": "Best hot dogs you could ever eat! Always relied on this place for a quick bite and have less than 5 dollars in my wallet . Cant go wrong with any of their hot dogs. Quick service. The guy in the back will spot you right when you walk in and take your order.  Open everyday til the early morning. Try one when your out in the berkeley, telegraph ave area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J-tZzR1YNr48Sf5GBurHOQ", "date": "2008-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y9CW-GbxlyCnZZuDqIEtyw", "text": "As a self proclaimed hot dog connoisseur, I pride myself on the fact that I don't need a parade of umbrellas and none of that fancy shmancy stuff that is often associated with fast food places.  \n\nPrior to eating here, my favorite processed meat enclosed in casing was this little stand in Cayucos off on the corner by the docks.  To sum the taste in one word: bomb.\n\nAlthough it's indoors, it still has the charm of a hotdog stand which gives it that authentic feel.  You're in and out. That's it.  I think I offended a couple of people though because, yes, I eat my dogs with ketchup. Don't judge.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q7f-5fganQUCVjePW5GNWg", "date": "2010-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_-YeCfvhlzodlxpi7D2IUw", "text": "top dog is soooo good. try the lemon chicken and hot link. they are delicious!! \n\nthe only thing that annoys me are the people working there. they try to be smart asses because they think thats how a hot dog cook is supposed to be. they fail miserably at it. its okay though. i will put up with anything if i can just have a lemon chicken.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2wOFC2_hH14Kze_GbNzmIQ", "date": "2008-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yFb6q1PHoOYxc_Z4RUEB7Q", "text": "Tastes fine, condiments are neat, but not really worth the price.\nRating might go up (or down) if I ever try everything on their menu, but honestly, it's just sausage in a bun. Good bun, flaky crispy, but the meat wasn't amazing in really any way. It wasn't bad, just not all that great.\n\nThe one time I tried the chili wasn't all that amazing either.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "t2JqTHLOp5OX9BB4STyVKQ", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yfC15SYR5zj5J7YpsJ7H0Q", "text": "I used to come here all the time when I went to UC Berkeley.\n\nHow I miss these hot dogs.  Easily one of the best hot dog places around.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k3WTmFnq1wCEPYdQCPUIJg", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yh08m59pfFrj88DMsNQwmw", "text": "Best Hot Dog I've Ever Had.\n\nI went to Austin and tried The Best Wurst.  I went to Chicago and tried Hot Dougs.  I went to OC and tried Jerry's.  I went to SF and tried Costco's.  Nope.  Top Dog wins it easy.\n\nIt's awkward when you go roll into Top Dog and asked them if they changed their bun.  Apparently, yes they did 3 years ago -- the original bun provider went out of business.  It's even more awkward when you try to buy a pack of smokes and find out they stopped selling cigarettes 5 years ago.  At least the kielbasa hasn't changed :)\n\nOh, and for some reason I can only theorize about, I like this location better than the others.  I think they leave it on the grill a lot longer so it gets the nice charred taste.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ML8a11GCGBXfzkSW436Q-g", "date": "2010-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y_hDrC52e8xLCFjefTa3SQ", "text": "Got to have me some Top Dog when I'm up in Berkeley. Great Louisiana Hot Link.  Open really late. Have RC Cola which is a definite plus too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xPEiMSLR_F_KJ_J1_ydcwA", "date": "2010-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YHQCkOdEr_wiCqtMIwbDvA", "text": "Best hot dogs ever. Enough said.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2tr-ktQyiQP0mHo5COGfWA", "date": "2011-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yjg6Eu1OzJw-Um7AyV3jFg", "text": "+ Polish Dog\n+ Linguica \n\nJust try it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UiB6VKOYnTh_urRE0tMavg", "date": "2008-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yJK6Xw3vJ6Rs_yVvrLYuUQ", "text": "When all you need is a good hot dog after a good night at the bars, Top Dog is a must. Great selection, quick service, and good taste.\n\nI'm a huge fan of their hot links and chicken apple.\n\nTheir dogs will feel you up, and make that walk home a lot easier.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WF1o6AyXm6-NovD5dFnMOg", "date": "2007-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yN3etBbGvpI1yPExeqq5ZQ", "text": "a) open late\nb) tasty food\nc) awesome staff and decorations\n\nThey also have vegetarian options and a wide variety, each for only $3.  It's rockin.  The variety of mustard alone is worth a re-take.  The Russian beaver mustard burns like fire!  Me likey. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QgyYskZT--9SfT4EKJi8MA", "date": "2008-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YOQTbpmkQDbRfz-UxtdEyg", "text": "Perfect way to end a drunken evening.  Not because the food is crap, but because the food is AWESOME as well as horrible for you.  The scenery is great.  It's awesome to get wasted and head over to Top Dog for drunken university antics.  Get the lemon chicken or hot links, slather them in relish, onions and Russian mustard for a quick and cheap way to prevent a hangover.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3JJnFGGUwDCgPw_eykqHBg", "date": "2010-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yP2KpN0l9HV_bwyxWdfSNg", "text": "What hasn't been said? Nothing. F-I-V-E-S-T-A-R-S.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ypAXtMYMlK6FrgF5ZNHvsA", "text": "Best dogs I had...been coming here for years. Try the hot link if you like somethin spicy with little kick, kielbasa and bird dog hits the spot too. It's a Berkeley institution. I had  pinks (la) :(  New york dogs from the streets of nyc, and chicago hot dogs from the windy city..gotta say top dogs is still the top dawg.... come here late at nite after knockin a few down and the dawgs taste extra good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "12_p7c7mqB4pKdNAz7Bxqw", "date": "2010-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YS6_s7VFAd35XQ7HYnmKRg", "text": "One dog here is perfect.  Lemon chicken --brings me back to my days at Berkeley...\n\nAdditionally, there are other dogs like the polish and chicken apple sausage which aren't bad, but neither are they spectacular.\n\nService is also quick, but there is no real sitting space.  Order inside, wait outside, pick up dog, and add condiments --pretty much a pick up and go place.  \n\nFor $3 a hot dog, don't think this is the best deal around, especially since it warrants a drive over to East Bay and than, also having to find (and pay for!) parking by the UC campus to have a hot dog.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "29tEDmAxpHVwQgPHh6G2jA", "date": "2009-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yW2rmoLMX8OMJyW5P0f5Qw", "text": "Top dog is the only friend I have in North Cal and I hope to visit very soon.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w1RK9fhDhpRH7WIT9uVnRQ", "date": "2009-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YwrFqpsDWgRNIPOr3nm2zA", "text": "i'm now a Top Dog fan. \n\nchicken apple FTW.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zSBlIa7ulGJ23TQLDfMHLg", "date": "2010-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z8sFr3wQEf8TvA3oGYYNuQ", "text": "This place definitely hits the spot after you're nice and drunk from hitting up the local bars.  And it's open pretty late, too!  My personal fav: chicken apple dogs!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Hj38EhR1ANzIQYTO-VVKiQ", "date": "2006-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z9oWWuvmFk1teQvGoh-apA", "text": "This is another place I've been going to for as long as I can remember. My Dad introduced me to this place as a kid, and he's been a regular customer since the late 1960's. There is no better hot dog in California, in my opinion (Pink's is over-hyped and underwhelming to say the least). The only place that I could compare the hot dogs to would be Nathan's in NY, and even they've gone downhill (or maybe it's only the ones outside of NY that aren't as good and over-priced?).\n\nThe hot dogs are great, the sausages are great, and being as that's their focus, I can't say anyone does it better. I go out of my way to get here every time I'm in NorCal, without fail.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y_i888PfZd5Tm-5a4tAWCA", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z9U0c7iK622fIUtAITokvA", "text": "I honestly think that top dog is over-hyped and over-priced. I got the frankfurt dog(if I'm remembering it correctly) and it was decent but a bit disappointing after all the reviews I've read. I'd rather get desi dog or the big fat juicy ones at 7 eleven for half the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BmJmPH-GtL2mYBWzrYl6oA", "date": "2008-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZCAb44IA-ugnNZntYX3oAQ", "text": "NorCal's version of Pink's.  Just not as many variations and toppings...and parking is a bit tougher than at Pink's.\n\n$3 per dog.  \n\nYou can eat at the bar (with 5 stools)...just be aware people will be reaching over you to pay, and get their food.  \n\nTip 'o the day:  Just take it outside and stand and eat like the locals do.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C8SKLtS68T1rErJms0Z-FA", "date": "2008-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zdAA3a5akIKQ5xtgdvJi0Q", "text": "A late night Berkeley favorite! \n\nThis place always has a huge line full of drunken students, but it's mos def worth it. As many different hot-dogs as there are different asian restaurants in the asian food ghetto, and 3 kinds of mustard. The buns are grilled crispy and sesame-seed laden.\n\nThe black guy that keeps track of the myriad orders in his head is a friggin' genius and it's amazing to watch him work. Their free-market propaganda is always fun to read, which I have to imagine is put there by the dude with the glasses.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ozo3zmgDquH_ejHEnGH7LA", "date": "2008-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zEffvAVcaWNJjCYEZ4IOsQ", "text": "There is no line, yes the guys aren't the friendliest people. Just don't waste their time or take forever to order.\n\nThere's about 10 different hot dogs on the menu, and I've heard good things about all of them. My personal favorite is the chicken apple, yum! Toppings are great. Most definitely some, cheap good eats on the go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KHRjyRbIKK_d4VESzvXBBg", "date": "2009-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zeLQY61QonmoGh4oSk-L5A", "text": "must have. I can't say anything else", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U1RROS3TqnwtNiVqM3B5fg", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zEQqvuzr0iuU62zoHL4UEg", "text": "I've heard a lot of things about this place, how it's supposed to be the best dog in the area so I was going in expecting something awesome. \n\nMy girlfriend and I get there, look over the menu, but since we didn't know what we wanted right away after first walking into the door, we were ignored. We called our order to cook but he ignored us. Another group walked in and he asked what they wanted, when he didn't acknowledge us the second time I spoke up with my order again. Still nothing. After someone else came in and he acknowledged them, we were finally able to get him to pay attention to us, but he definitely did not seem happy about it. He was horribly rude to everyone if they weren't ready with an order or with payment right when he wanted them to be. \n\nOn the plus side, the dogs were ok, the buns were actually quite good, and they had IBC root beer in their soda machines. \n\nIf you don't mind terrible customer service, then it's a decent place. But if you prefer a stress-free eating experience, I wouldn't recommend it. Maybe I'll check out one of the other Top Dog locations, but I won't be coming back to this one.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WI2MZlkIrBtLwB1aulNVAQ", "date": "2011-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zeW3QLfsTs_tf4WRrXtavQ", "text": "Greatest late night bite, I visited Berkeley a few months ago and my friends took me to top dog late at night and it was delicious. They even have vegetarian options, which is great. I love this place!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "c4kg_C7W4YhpZxX8WlCspQ", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zFCjjLGWHgYpMoDT0IVo8A", "text": "Best dog spot ever. Sportcasters have mentioned this place on espn while doing highlights from cal games. You really can't go wrong with whatever you order, but my favorite hands down is the lemon chicken with the spicy mustard and onions. I grab two pretty much everytime I go there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y90vKXQsPpiQPNzXqKHzAw", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZFK-AXfqoQ8_CJw58gkm1Q", "text": "I mean the hot dogs are good but it's more a thing to do when you go to Berkeley. I mean Top Dog has been around longer then i've been around. But the food is just good because i'm usually drunk when i come here. \n\nBut with long lines and fantastic choices of hot dogs this is the place when i'm in the east bay. Overrated? Possibly, but sure some darn good hot dogs, probably not worth the price sometimes. Sometimes i'd rather have the mexican hot dogs. mhmmm", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BFNVTFyGZZ_IzzWCRpPrbg", "date": "2012-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZgaWoCyftKXzL8HYcYgEMw", "text": "Ive been continually craving this place ever since I was introduced to it. all of their sausages are amazing and service is always entertaining, fast, and friendly. Remember to bring cash! the sausages are never overcooked or burnt and always taste amazing. My personal favorite is probably the mango habanero when its on the menu. In my opinion, what really makes these dogs stand out is the bread. It tastes fresh and toasting it on the flat top adds another level of flavor and texture. its simply amazing.\n\nIn case you were wondering, its okay to get two. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sf1pu15MDwdyzdqlsluiBg", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zGExDgTYOTeyDVxQONRylg", "text": "I love this place.\n\nYou can get pre-cooked dogs and buns to go.  Throw them on the grill on a Sunday if you don't feel like going all the way out to Berkeley.\n\nFOOD:  Perfectly toasted buns and juicy wieners make my mouth water.\n\nSERVICE:  Fast.\n\nAMBIANCE:  It's a small place that's always packed, but hey, who doesn't want a portable yummy treat?\n\nOVERALL:  Best dogs in the Bay area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bXmMXEqgZPfEaYJqPPTs-g", "date": "2007-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZK2WKSytjX_gdgNjCGAvuQ", "text": "Top Dog...Come on! This is the spot 2 hit up on the early mornin hours when U jus headin back 4rm a nite out...Or U could jus B cravin 4 this sh!t...I like the Hot Link, Top, & the Lemon Chicken...Haven't really steered 4rm these selections...Its always packed, but its worth the wait...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "43JU_n9LO7sr8N-8hNcs3A", "date": "2007-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zKKFGoSOt0YG5HdPiiPQEA", "text": "Sausages, sauerkraut and mustard: the requirements for an awesome hot dog.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: three stars.\n\nTog Dog's appeal is not so much in the preparation of the food as it is in the ingredients used. The rolls are not tasteless Wonderbread rolls, and the sausages are not your usual beef franks.\n\nJust a sampling of the selection: Calabrese, Kielbasa, Bratwurst and Chicken & Apple.\n\nThe kicker is the vat of sauerkraut. It is not a hot dog without it.\n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: zero stars.\n\nDuring peak hours, this Top Dog location can get absolutely packed. Yes, it is the product of being located next to dorms and frats, but it still gives me pause whenever I happen to get a Top Dog craving in South Side.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zlm_OemGgdrHbpuhgePaOw", "text": "had a huge craving for a hot dog today and knew only top dog could satisfy my processed meat longings. a hot link, a brat, kraut and mustard, cup of rc cola, served by a dude with attitude and i'm good to go!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mSskTZsIkGXhXfhNZ3HMWw", "date": "2007-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zm0G0lt6AAcTQ06_GaWN3A", "text": "5 stars for the food. I have pretty much tried every single dog they have and I must say that their Top Dog is the best one. Don't be fooled and think that this is just a \"regular\" hot dog. Oh no sir.\n\nThe high MSG and sodium content in this dog makes it one mother effin top of the line TOP DOG. I was skeptical at first because I had never thought that it would be something other than just a regular hot dog until one day my friend bought me one on accident.\n\nI hear somebody from Santa Barbara started their own hot dog joint after coming here to berkeley's Top Dog. Yes, that's how delicious it is.\n\nThen why 4 stars, you ask? Minus one stars for cleaniness. With a self serve condiments station, things are bound to be messy. But no, that is not why they get subtracted the one star. They get minus one star because the chef who also handles the money touches the food without washing his hands. I understand that this would be an inconvenience for the chef especially when it gets busy, but I'm sure that dude handles A LOT of money a day so some of those germs are bound to get into your food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bY0i_BD9sOWwsQXTxvT7Rg", "date": "2009-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zN9uqjdmN9VoUBpsA3WgdQ", "text": "My fiancee is in love with Top Dog.\nWe headed over there with some friends after a night of drinking. I got the Chicken&Apple sausage (which was AWESOME!) and he got a hot link.\nHe swears up and down that it was the best hot dog he's ever had - and he's lived in big cities all over the country.\nTwo days later he proposed to me on Christmas Day.\nTo this day I'm not sure what he was more excited about - the fact that I said yes or his precious Top Dog hot dogs.\nI'm hoping it's not the latter!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q8MRyMC3X4DzzkVu45Ao-w", "date": "2010-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZPCj57N19zyuYiJqc-EJwg", "text": "it really is just a hot dog....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N78v3TlH3v3Ze9HVpeMi7Q", "date": "2012-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-ZpfWqA4qkKfrYFR1qaV5w", "text": "dude, i dont know how some people gave anything less than five stars to this place.  obviously, it's not the french laundry.  you know what youre gonna get when you walk up to the place.  \n\nyou order\nthey cook\nsmoke a cig and chat outside for 5\nget your dogs plus large apple juice(hella good)\ntop em off\nand eat\n\ntheres never a hitch\n\nsimply, its pretty much the best fast food out there\n\nim a hot dog freak, ive been to many joints but this place has to be the BEST.  they have a great selection - faves are bockwurst and lemon chicken.  never, ever had a chewy skin on them.  plus they're grilled, so they have this nice crispiness to them.  \nthe natural apple juice is off the hook.  \nthe guys are always efficient - especially the guy with dreads(he's still there right?) they might be brash, but its part of the topdog character.  plus theyve got like three choices in mustard.  what more could you ask for?  maybe mayonnaise...  or do they have that there?  its always a haze when i go\n\nokay, one negative about it:  i hate it when im waiting outside and a bum always has to come and harass us for a quarter or \"what about a dollar?\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F1saOR_k0n0LL4I2cdMXTQ", "date": "2007-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZqgN_7bKiGMLTHc_WwuVMQ", "text": "Stools are back .", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rt7gmCNCALr8bqQPluxeOQ", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZreoraISw0WedeI6BY4qmQ", "text": "i think i was set up for disappointment for this place.  the whole nite, my friends were prepping me by telling me we were coming here after we drank, & how it was featured on a food channel, & blah blah blah.  so naturally, i was expecting something spectacular, but this was not the case.\n\ntried the lemon chicken hot dog, which wasn't too bad, but nothing my taste buds were jumping up & down for demanding \"more! we want more!\".  i couldve easily gone to a grocery store & bought one of those chicken sausage hot dogs & grilled em myself.  i wouldve gotten 6 hot dogs for $3+ instead of one.  \n\nthere was a pretty small line when we got there, but got our orders pretty fast.  there is no place to sit down in this place, & its a really small venue.  but i wasnt really too impressed with the flavor or taste of their hot dogs.\n\neh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rb3no_vWBPHn4gq2zstxxw", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZRtUUfU990Y3EXqYQFHVGw", "text": "", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZRuiQTiN8lNtS0W48QevFg", "text": "yeah brother.  lets be real... there are like... 300 other reviews.  what more could i possibly add but this...\n\nthis is a good place to go if you'd like to gobble some weiners.  \n\n\n\n\nyes... i totally took it there.\n\noh snap tho... try that spicy russian mustard... that stuff'll put on some steel toes and kick you square in the face!  it's AWESOME!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xdOF_l0iaB8tCSfT6rwg0A", "date": "2008-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZSpmWMl4YnJIkXALFvSwGw", "text": "Ive nvr tried any other dog but a hot link and its so good that i cant get myself to try any of the other dogs. The toasted sesame bun? Deeeelish", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2jlN6P_65kT97EGBrmH7uQ", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZYWHCuEEVAaG-7Jok_u3uQ", "text": "Super cheap great hot dogs.  I was surprise to see just one person working though.  Luckily I got there early so there wasn't a wait.  Would definitely stop by again if I ever around Cal again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cu3LbBabUbLSaTrWDEqqug", "date": "2011-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1TRjfYU2NRlIFSnJ3XPKgg", "text": "I have no idea what a top dog tastes like when I'm sober.  But when i was in college, top dogs helped to soak up many an evening of debauchery.  I don't know if i would have graduated without their dogs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VD8Ox-akHloK3-QV3FxY-g", "date": "2006-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1v6BG1iTIfwGtXjFi0V_Zw", "text": "I finally wrapped my mouth around a hot, sizzling, succulent wiener.\n\nTop Dog is amazing, cheap and open late, what could get better? Oh, i know, some cheese!! next time i'll have to bring my own graded cheese =]\n\nthe place itself is small, but convenient. The worker was on top of his game, people were shy, afraid, petrified to step up to the counter until he yelled like no other to get their orders in. i loved it.\n\nit's a few minutes wait for the dog, but that's because they're getting all hot and juicy, while your bun is being toasted to perfection. once you get your top dog, be aware, it is hot! just turn around and there you go, add your condiments and your good to go.\n\ncan't wait to go back and have another, i love top dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ppuSao8kAMgTdO7pBUF84g", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2SCcXLDtHOMoXIbBLodvRg", "text": "The only thing better than sausage with man is sausage with sauerkraut.  Actually, I take that back:  the only thing better than sausage with man is SPICY sausage with sauerkraut.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u6glDkiiCLJEjuud5fuuqA", "date": "2006-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "30aYBQhG75S7DbOpFr18jg", "text": "Great hotdogs...but starting to lose their touch...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aNExhM1VYsCJt82kOm61fw", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3XszzL2jCd2qF8soTPmtYA", "text": "Best  hot dog joint in town!  Recomended dogs are  Lemon Chicken ,Bird Dog and the Hot Links. To vu n. \" The reviewer who wanted the fries\" What hot dog place serves fries?? As far as the customer service goes..You gotta understand the dudes that work there have been employed since the early 90's! Their life revolves around hog smoke probably one of the reasons they're so rude and biter. Just have to learn to to deal with it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rXDP5S1Y7J2n0cnprr8CKQ", "date": "2007-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4t5h5MhqC2htzIc8Pq7CtA", "text": "good\n- most dogs... my faves are the kiel, brat, top, and chicken apple\n- like 400 kinds of mustard and other condiments\n\nbad\n- politically charged atmosphere and chicks with hairy armpits", "stars": 5, "user_id": "35n6epgiMdA76z9yVAPm-A", "date": "2009-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7a5VI0dSwPEwORk16XQ2pQ", "text": "Chicken apple is the bomb. I love top dog but the three dollar per dog is pretty steep for a college student. However I do believe it is a must try! One of my friends have made it his mission to try everything on the menu each time he visits me... And let's just he always leaves Berkeley stomach happy wallet empty!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zDga0uLn_GBGnf2VJCC9Sw", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9DFjXlZPjou34LlAn2YIPA", "text": "I might change my mind after a do-over, but I had the lemon chicken (which Roy swears is the best) and it was just so-so. Cal likes this place, and DC liked her veggie dog. The guy there was really cool, though. You gotta love good service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bjs9yz6OJ4kg4Z5RvlrmHg", "date": "2008-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Af9ShxnSaq95Md2vnncJ8A", "text": "I remember in UCLA we had a little thing called U-Dog. Now sure it wasn't the original, and sure it didn't have two schizophrenic extroverts behind the counter watching either Beverly Hills Cop or Demolition Man on their 14 inch fuzzy TV which might as well be attached to their cornea at the unbearable 8 inch distance that they seem to enjoy watching it. But guess what? Same hot dogs, but 92 cents plus tax. \n\nYou want to know how that works? Well here you go: You walk in. Place your order, say apple sausage. Place a dollar (a bill, quarters, pennies, whatever) on the counter and a minute later you get your hot dog. No talking back from the griddle-master/money handler, no threats of your hot dog being withheld if you proceed to make fun of the bandanna wearing guy's taste in music. \n\nSo Top Dog slinging master of the Zen of grease trap sausages, I ask you please do not scream my order back at me in the timbre your daddy screamed to you that you swing like a girl. I ask you to resume your medication and proceed to use words like \"please,\" \"thank you\" and \"could you please let the next person make their order?\" \n\nMost importantly, I ask you, nay I beg of you to have some sense and lower the price of those outrageous 4 dollar hot dogs. Now I know these poor head-cases have nothing to do with the pricing of their product, but I wish that the owners did. \n\nLook, I like dirty hot dogs as much as the next guy. Especially when they come in 15 different flavors and are served well into the night - I will even pay a taxi in a drunken stupor to just smell the uplifting aroma and enjoy an turkey dog and a hot link. But to pay something as outrageous as 2.97 for a hot dog? Depression era child or not, thats not Okay in this world!\n\nNow come to think of it, maybe its best that they charge 4 bucks a hot dog. Because as I recall, UCLA's dollar alternative to Top Dog was never left without the proper critical mass of 5 plus dogs which one was assured to taste again in the morning. \n\nSo I say thank you Top Dog, you keep me slim and as agile as a gazelle. Even if my wallet suffers.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WOPSwslY57ZXep-1eoA5-g", "date": "2007-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aN6sf1uvGm6iCkksRvWMKQ", "text": "sweet savior to my benighted drunk self,\nsweet shelter to my inebriated shell,\nsweet companion to empty belly.\n\n        -ode to top dog\n\nyea it's good", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Eypq5gLLjCapBVVnMw_MyA", "date": "2009-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "b9KQWQQzbiBXFblhJoxJPQ", "text": "Miss.  This.  Place.  So.  Much.\n\nSo much, that when I hosted a Big Game viewing party in NY, I ordered a bunch of dogs from them (with buns) that were shipped to me in dry ice.  My apartment smelled of Lemon Chicken and Hot Links for a week afterwards, but it was worth it.\n\nI always swing by when I'm in town.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-GKEFg_92pp0q842clS_Jw", "date": "2012-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bgb5s6mZY2IJIdSweAJnPg", "text": "One of the 5 most important restaurants in the East Bay.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mAhty2OHDTtLm00quB5Xjw", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BPLxXfxTWDnpTfD4avhqjg", "text": "What can I say...a Berkeleyan cannot live without having a hot dog from Top Dog at least twice a year.\n\nMy favorite: Lemon Chicken\n2nd fav: Top\n3rd fav: Bird\n\nI need to buy a t-shirt", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7fl-LlQzLPacPQucQshi7A", "date": "2007-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CU25RKYxFLt9Fc_qvXKcVg", "text": "This little shack has one of the best veggie dogs I've ever had. Other than that they have a great selection of different dogs and sausages. Their hot link is the greatest and just the right spice level.\n\nThe only con is this place looks filthy dirty. But if you can get past that and enjoy the food it's all good. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Dsn0E5ad3oom8iGIrFXPsQ", "date": "2008-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ffark0hXSHNlrdKJLyw4sw", "text": "Always there when you need a good weiner in your mouth. \n\nMy favorites are the Lousiana hot link, and the kielbasa. \n\nFast, easy, and reasonably priced. \n\nDownside - no other buns besides the white hoagie roll, and STILL after all these years, cash only. :-(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ipoJv9uuT3WgjeVozKUx8A", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gB_zEso4RD_eomXHAiISpA", "text": "this place is open late for the drunkards\n\nfor three dollars you get a delicious hot dog on a perfectly toasted bun (real buns not the skimpy generic buns that come in packs of 16 at the store)\n\nWARNING: one of the mustards has wasabi or something in it and it's intensely spicy and can ruin your dog! I thought I was up for the challenge I THOUGHT WRONG. avoid this mustard or only use small doses", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ch4WBlNa442BE48Tq0jpvw", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gPo_5Sk9GRsZM4yjQsp1nQ", "text": "Quality ingredients. (NOT ALL lips and assholes)\nOnce you weave through the slalom course that is the drunken line of really awesome post bar college humpers, you'll be rewarded with the best dog this side of the Mississippi! Honestly, I normally attempt to eat healthy but Top Dog hot dogs are unique in quality and addictive taste. I suggest flagship dog, named appropriately on the menu \"the Top Dog\"\n\nAs an added bonus they are open late on the weekends. You may even be able to see an obliterated sorority gal faceplant and drag  down her friend in front of the place. (she was fine) What is is that makes me laugh at wipes?! Sauerkraut and buns in the hair.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Alz7rOem7rzeU1FztIsmQA", "date": "2007-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hjAFUneD2JmTnbACWmeRrg", "text": "Go to Top Dog with a Vet...cause they will abbrevs the order.  You will hear \"Brock\", \"Killa\", etc...I love ordering \"Chicken Lemon\", but I just say \"Chicken Lemon\".  I should make something up like \"Tweety\", but I don't want to get dogged (get it).  This place is great and it's fun seeing drunk college students tumble in and out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tgvWOyCFTX1-lHouUT1s3g", "date": "2008-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ippakIqhfi6daujOTYzN-A", "text": "The best place for drunk munchies!\n\nOpen late: check\nQuick: check\nCheap: check\nDelish: check\n\nGet the hot link -- only $3. Amazeballs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PZsSSCa-XXZWBQhiPy8nPg", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Mvaco7XzN0uscw-plAbgpQ", "text": "959th review? Ok! It's worth bumping it asymptotically closer to five.\n\nIt's Top Dog. That's all you really need to say. I'm not even going to recommend any one sausage over the others. Even the veggie one is good.\n\nCovered with classically conservative (now called fiscally conservative, socially liberal) and generally anarchistic sayings, one can hope some of that rubs off on the patrons.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UwdoumbX2bCuzbfL4AyWHg", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QRdo_8DhsmWezYqogo5sRQ", "text": "Ah, I have fond memories of leaving Doe Library at 1:45 am and heading over for a bockwurst.\n\nI miss hearing \"Ey, who's got the bock?  Alright I got 2 kiels and a german.  You all owe me two and a half, cough it up!!!\"\n\nMakes me wanna do college all over again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mKun9GlAjcsdyr3CC3Vv6w", "date": "2007-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RpUJLsoHtGQ8Xef5dLq1iw", "text": "First week back from A-town* to B-town*, and of course I roll by Top Dog for my first meal purchase. La Burrita (don't snicker) was a close second, but I just couldn't resist the amazing aroma of the links. Got a cal and a lemon chicken, and she even butterflied both for me. Awesome. I had been missing the sensation of stone-ground in the back of my throat burning my nostrils. Ahhh sinus-clearing hot dogs, where else can you get that? Even my native C-town's* Vienna dogs, while good in their own right, get defeated by that almighty Top Dog.\n\nHope the dude with the long dreads still works there.\n------\n*A-town=Austin.\n*B-town=well...you know already.\n*C-town=add \"hi\" and you get CHI-TOWN!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a73JqCmFXmnAGCN2OuYnpg", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "t5oHKf-aqCYK6QBqBcfC8Q", "text": "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy.\nI got love in my tummy,\nAnd I feel like a-lovin you:\nLove, you're such a sweet thing,\nGood enough to eat thing\nAnd that's just a-what I'm gonna do.\nOoh love, to hold ya,\nOoh love, to kiss ya,\nOoh love, I love it so.\nOoh love, you're sweeter,\nSweeter than sugar.\nOoh love, I wont let you go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Im2l5juff2JF8aJWi-pOEg", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Tcv1NrPE5dnqVVe16VwFBA", "text": "Good flavors.... good condiment choices...and the guy working there sure knows all the lyrics to every kanye song\n\nBut too many times I try to take a huge honkin' bite of the hot dog and wind up with a mouthful of mustard and onions and bun. Seriously i feel like half the hotdog is just a mustard and onion sandwich... or an whatever-condiment-you-put-on sandwich.\n\nAlso seriously $3? If only there were a costco a block away that opened til 3....\n\n\nget the hot link.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zA7__miLFhFsTAzpbSn_9A", "date": "2010-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "u0Ug-TS9jpVwMzDD9VvXZA", "text": "Dogs good as ever and I'm sure I've tried every flavor by now but I usually stick with a chicken and apple or a hot link. Can't go wrong with that. Closes late so that's a plus especially on the weekends when you need to eat something at 2AM. Does get packed at certain times so that can get annoying, but hey...it's popular I guess.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UMQWYXnDUluAxGZfKWN9bQ", "date": "2011-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "w-3do_CTtXYCU-Q98G6Pfw", "text": "Delicious hot dogs and sausages, and while you're waiting for your order you can enlighten yourself by reading the numerous libertarian/anarchist (yes, I know there's a difference, but the distinction is blurred in this particular establishment) cartoons and political tracts that plaster its interior walls.  Also, it's the only place I know of other than 7-11 where you can walk out the door with a piping hot hot dog AND a fresh pack a cigarettes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JleEZJn_XdJdkIUfPObtMg", "date": "2007-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Wg801FcJ2D5AMddlOPOK5A", "text": "I don't know if it's a combination of food and alcohol at 2:00AM, but I LOVE ME SOME TOP DOG. :)\n\ni think i've only been there once during the day time, but any other time, the dogs are awesome.  Normally I get a Top and a Lemon, and it always hit the spot.  Service is fast, not too \"friendly\" (in the sense that they don't really chit chat with their customers), but really who cares.  If you're hungry and want quick, delicious hot dogs this is the place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OLBVur3Bo2Bqy05ngDf0wA", "date": "2011-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wIYiVdz3VTSG-ySKjrYcYg", "text": "Came here hearing that this was the place to go to when at Berkeley.  Not surprised because of its close location to campus and simple menu but hearing the hype, I wish I hadn't because it might have ruined it for me.\n\nFood - Hot dogs and sausages.  It's good, yet, average.  Nothing special here to be honest.\nPrice - Still a cheap place but $3 per is a bit much.\nService - This is the awesome part.  The guy is lively and willing to take orders from everyone whenever you're ready.  There's no line, just when your food's go to eat.\nEnvironment - Small cramped place but really gets you to know your neighbor.\n\nStill a decent place to get a bite to eat and worth it if you're willing to drop $3 per link and looking for a late night snack.\n\nSuggestion - Any sausage ... not that kind.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W7kH4bcTyoIxy287OG8olA", "date": "2007-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XpH1ip1F-CdkSeXnW2L1MQ", "text": "Last week Top Dog catered a fundraiser at the middle school across from my aunt's house.  I happened to be painting the fence in the front yard when the distinctively delicious Top Dog smell wafted over.  It was a weirdly dissonant moment because here I was, in Moraga, smelling something that I've always associated with late-night shenanigans in Berkeley.  At the time, I didn't know Top Dog was catering the event, but there I was, standing in the front yard sniffing at the air, confused and unexpectedly hungry.  I had to go over and see what it was.  Once I found out it was in fact Top Dog I started re-evaluating my relationship with the establishment - more specifically, the oddly Pavlovian reaction that Top Dog elicits in me and the sad (or awesome) fact that I can identify them by smell.  \n\nI stopped thinking about it so much the next time I got Top Dog.  There's not a whole lot more I can add to the stellar reviews this place has gotten, but I will say that it's all well-deserved.  Everything I've gotten here (hot link, calabrese, lemon chicken, kielbasa) has been amazing and satisfying in a way that you wish all late-night food was.  Looking forward to my next experience!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "actm2MAoQZF5GKN4iweEkw", "date": "2011-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zzlBkaCNPAOZ8oO3pqXskw", "text": "I LOVE THE HOT LINK!!! \n\nAlso, about 2 years ago, I ran into Usher!! \nI got to take a picture with him :) (embarrassing, but hey- it's USHER!) \n& Yes, THE Usher was getting a Top Dog! \n\nGood things can happen at Top Dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BhkkJQbSy_womFDYIYTgQg", "date": "2009-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "4ZzBoyt_c0Ta-fyt6Ssc9A", "text": "I ate here twice and will no longer come here again. My first experience was great because I was drunk and hungry and the line stretching out the street \"seemed\" promising. That was my first experience. So I was in the area last night and was craving some hot dog. By the way, this is no PINKS, but it will have to do. It was good as usual. But the next morning I had the worst stomach ache Ive had in a long time. I traced back my steps to what I ate the night before and it all comes back to Top Dog. Don't let the huge menu fool you into thinking this is any better than the Mexican guy selling dogs out of a club. Costco hot dogs are ten times better. \nI feel sorry for all those naive young Asian students who go there thinking their getting a good old American hot dog.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "IJqKtAm_8wzK-jQvU6vOEw", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "BJyngmxenGSwTiKEPZzwFA", "text": "hands down the best  \"gourmet cuisine\" experience you'll ever have!\n.....while at cal.\n.....as a student.  \n\nyou can have one of these for a meal any day! \n.....while at cal.\n.....as a student.\n\ni miss my top dogs...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4r-8Ty-TB-NOX5huxXY_hQ", "date": "2007-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Vwbvr8lbQSgwD-iCPmOwxQ", "text": "Ok, I like hot dogs here, but\n\nLet me ask you,\n\nDoes any of you get disgusted when they take cash with bare hand and touch your hot dog and bun with that same bare hand?\n\nPlease, use GLOVES.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LWI6wFVkoe2CKCyj-f7O7Q", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "fGMk3KfPHHwwUe3loeTCrQ", "text": "rated 4.5 stars\n\nthe first time i came here... i was with some friends and then girlfriend (now wife). we didn't know how to order so we were standing around the doorway looking at the menu. the only worker there (who was doing the grill) yelled out  \"if you're not going to order... get the f out of my doorway.\" we jus looked at each other confused and shocked. we continued to look at the menu trying to see what we wanted.  he then shouted \"are you guys deaf!... get the F out of my doorway!!\" so we finally ordered and then asked for 2 drinks (didn't specify what kind). he was like.. \"are you going to tell me which kind or do i have to be a f-ing mind reader.\" WHAT A FREAKIN JERK! \n\nbut you know what... SCREW YOU MR. TOP DOG DUDE!... I LOVE the links here. The original top dog, hot link and kielbasa were my favorites. my least favorite was the lemon chicken. I can't wait to go back and try some others.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wFfkTvSadtqyxhdx0oiGcw", "date": "2009-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "rpqBb2DLGe4wYhSxx45cgg", "text": "Regarding the holy trifecta of foods for a 21-year old male college student like myself with no regard for his health- the pizza, the hot dog, and the hamburger- I've always considered the pizza and the burger to be in a deadlock for first place with the hot dog lagging far behind. It isn't as flavorful or satisfying as the other two. Of course, that all changed when I tried Top Dog. Particularly the Calabrese, with ketchup, spicy mustard, onions and tons of sauerkraut!\n\nWhat is there to say about this place that hasn't already been said? It kicks ass... everything about it. Just because it's three in the morning doesn't mean you have to settle for shitty or overpriced food! You can still come here and buy two dogs, one for you and one for that girl you met at the frat (and hopefully it's not the last wiener she's going to see that night!).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "t5ZmlBhAh06hVKhOPP696Q", "date": "2009-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "AR8yzQFuQTCWXsynveUJ5w", "text": "The only sausage-fest that I'll ever walk out of bearing a smile.     :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ylmv-YxetMeMZJ1d6R4N7w", "date": "2008-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0hG78Qk3BQx33la2nxq0lA", "text": "This place is my favorite sausage spot ever.  I always come here after a day of lounging down Telegraph.  I usually get the hot link which I add raw onions and ketchup/ hot mustard to.  What can I say, I'm a simple kinda girl.  The bread is perfect and I'm not left throwing away half of the bun cuz it's way longer than the sausage like at other places.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DiJY3nIj9bAM9w8GizNjaA", "date": "2008-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0-XV6QUG4nLsXPtyjwVOcg", "text": "I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't really sound of mind when I ate here but from what I remember it was really, really good. I had the hot link and it was juicy with just the right amount of spicy-ness. Well worth the price and kudos on being open late (then again, anything open past midnight is pretty good for an Irvine girl). If I ever get the chance, I'll try out their other dogs!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jGCa7Ri1F1xWA4a5YW2FrA", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ykQifZZpcrqzwu2YXz3ZQ", "text": "I'm not sure which Top Dog location catered our corporate event today, but I figure the product should be pretty consistent with the main store. We had the choice between an original Top Dog, a hot link, a chicken apple sausage, and \"the wienie\" (their vegetarian hot dog). \n\nI chose the chicken apple sausage, which came on a toasted sesame seed french roll, instead of the typical hot dog bun that I am used to. There was a condiment section where I added chopped onions and some stoneground mustard. \n\nOverall, it was just okay. The chicken apple sausage was good, but nothing special -- I have had chicken apple sausages in the past from grocery stores that taste about the same. The bun, although a different concept, was also just okay. Even the stoneground mustard and chopped onions didn't give it a pop of flavor that it so badly needed. Texturally, there was nothing memorable about it, either.\n\nIf these hot dogs are supposed to be amazing, I could try giving it the benefit of doubt since they were obviously prepared in advanced, wrapped, and stored in coolers to keep them warm, but it's hard to believe that even advanced preparation could deprive them of flavor.\n\nThis was my first time having Top Dog (apparently my Mom was a fan of them when she attended UC Berkeley back in the day), and it will probably be my last. Even if my work provides them for free again at another event, I would likely try the other food they have instead.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "a4r7b9qJI_1HwfVul-ns5A", "date": "2010-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5iUaTRlIhvVS5MMVeQYqhg", "text": "I don't really like hot dogs, but this place has the best dogs I've eaten thus far. Gourmet dogs for a great price. I love eating their Chicken Apple sausages. The service is pretty fast, so don't mind their long lines at night. Another great thing is that you can order boxes of their hot dogs for parties, and they're also decently priced. This is one of the few places I miss while living on Telegraph Ave, and being a college student...\n\nCash only...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tk_FWXueutKii3f9yJFsdw", "date": "2008-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6NaQSjhCH6tu_iET92H6Vw", "text": "Old school fast food.  No seats.  Just order, step aside, pay, receive, condiment your dog, and eat outside or on the run.  Quintessential American paced dining.  \n\nGood quality dogs and snausages, grilled on a flat-top grill to sizzling perfection at fast food prices.  Good value.  The brat and the German showcase good Euro flavors, the Calabrese is a great Italian style, the linguica is pure Portugese greasy goodness and the hot link is hot, seriously.  Good selection of mustards so knock yourself out.  \n\nExtra star for being open late, 2-3 am?  i've pulled up to this location from being out n about, to illegally park, run in and get our late night fix @ 1:45 am and back on the road a happy camper.   A great occasional indulgence.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e-Bh0XDCOgYMaC-BmdxkAQ", "date": "2007-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7pLtVTQmBSvgcQD5om_g5A", "text": "Top Dog has the best selection of hot dogs in the Bay Area, and their prices are quite good. I'd check them out if I was going to cater an event.\n\nI have bought uncooked hot dogs from their stores to grill at home. $7.50 gets you 6 dogs and buns, and the per-dog price goes down if you buy in 25-30 dog packs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IPzVg0wE9EW2_VfJI0Uzgg", "date": "2006-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "860E3CCmaZg4U4772wOUfA", "text": "Meh, it's ok .. you can't really cook a sausage wrong  .. unless you're an idiot.\n\nThe hotlinks ... aren't hot.  Get Ohberto hot links and this will be the top spot.\n\nThe hype is what this place is, I grill better stuff myself.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5i7W4zdZdX-nFHX7jAgC9g", "date": "2009-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8qndXIYcMgfPPyXVSRRmNg", "text": "Hot damn I love hot dogs.\n\nThe top dog with all the fixings is all I need after one too many whiskey shots. It just puts me in a good place. They also have RC Cola, which is old school man.\n\nMinus one star because I no longer know any of the employees and can't get any more free dogs. Guess I only have myself to blame for that one. \n\nRegardless great place to get your wiener fix.....and no, not that kind.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RAXEQvLnNCaDnBOs7X911A", "date": "2008-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8r9RPmVnX2n-smo0cBEXDw", "text": "Best hotdog you can buy. I got the beef frank with everything on it and it was so good. Im not usually a huge fan of hotdogs but the meat quality along with the toasted sesame bun was epic. \n\nI go to school in Austin so ive got a thing for local businesses. This place is not only local, but is really unique and literally a hole in the wall a stones throw from university avenue. You have the option to add a drink and chips to your dog, and the food comes out really fast.\n\nThis place is really popular with students with visitors alike, so come prepared to wait in line. However, ive eaten hotdogs in new york and the one at top dog upped it 98345093x. \n\nAlso, if youre a libertarian go here! You will love the cartoons and articles they have posted all over the wall. \n\nCome hungry, leave happy. Just ask them to give you their wurst :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SSfoUEi3jiuWEnpti8fzTg", "date": "2010-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9tMCaRQzEnmn87hQHPxAWg", "text": "i can't believe it ..my last New York at the Hearst branch sucked as well as Giorgia's we both thought it and the kraut tasted off...i hope it was an anomaly cause i've only had good dogs there until that disaster", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zCGGWSR7-klRlPPeZ9BT1A", "date": "2008-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BmYAIhSxFE58CINYHu4pmA", "text": "Adding to the list of iconic Berkeley eateries (for students) there is Top Dog. \n\nLike La Burrita this place is open late as well so it has a loyal student following. It's also cheap. \n\nI'm a fan of their chicken apple hot dogs and the way they grill the buns.\n\nMost fun nights as a student ended at Top Dog. Thanks a million!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZBLZIOrO3DZJzDFlFO-bJw", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E_ouolu5wKpsqcKPYhtMJA", "text": "Oh dearest Top Dog, how I love thee.\n\nIt's been 4 years since my last Top Dog but the memory of its taste has not faded a bit.  Their menu is VAST, but I seem to always end up getting their top dog frank and the kielbasa.  The hot dogs and buns are both cooked on the grill.  There's self-serve sauerkraut, chopped onions, ketchup, and mustard on the counter as well.  DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!  So good I can't even put into words -- you just have to try it yourself to understand.  I've had so many friends say they don't like and refuse to eat hot dogs...until they try this place.  The taste and quality has been consistent among all of the three Top Dogs I've visited around the Berkeley campus, although the one on Center Street is probably the newest/cleanest of the three and with more seating too.  I have yet to find anything that comes close to Top Dog...*sigh*", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7KsXJ8MvU9VIG78W10s0SQ", "date": "2008-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eT1_0ZgCxVtz1j-IFY6jeg", "text": "YUM! I usually don't even like hot dogs but top dog is pretty good. I've tried a few different types but the chicken apple is definitely the best. \n3 bucks isn't cheap for a hot dog, but I would definitely recommend trying it at least once.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rYJ-o5TwiEj7XMysXOU43A", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HAXgRVK5ZfK6unFXdl2mvw", "text": "Can't beat Top Dog if you want something quick. If you are looking for a deal, go to Costco. If you are looking for a grilled dog with all the fixin's you want to add and difference choices for everyone in the group, then stop by the Top Dog.\n\nWe tried the Top Dog, the hot link, even the vegetarian one - all good. Toasted bread/bun a plus. Just dogs, chips and sodas. No fries or anything like that, but hey just walk down the street. Oh, the funny part is they sell bucket's for $1.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OktfRbV9zJb4WoJafRMthQ", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H-H93GI6LJXwkRnKtB2MFw", "text": "I am so sick of giving 5 stars.  However, I have only been going to old standards recently, so I guess I have no choice.  But I really don't like giving 5 stars.  How do you recover from that?  It is like losing Yelp cred every time you do it, right?  You are putting it all out there--saying, I love this place and I can't even think of 1 thing I can knock it for.  And that's not a yelper--especially not an \"elite\" yelper like yours truly.  Yet I am Mr. 5 Star lately.  Top Dog, I will lose more cred for you--you are worth it.  \nTop Dog is a classic that never changes.  In a good way.  \nLet me explain.  I went to Cal.  I ate at Top Dog all the time.  I had a friend who worked there, and well, we were hooked up for 2 years.  It was incredible.  And we would be spiteful (not as spiteful as the staff, but there was plenty of spite) of all the yuppies that came in to the joint and ruined our little pinko-commie sausage party.  \nNow, fast forward many a year.   Berkeley continues to yuppify.  I, unfortunately, have continued to yuppify (that admission really hurt).  But Top Dog, no way.   Resistance baby.  \nI was in the original joint a few weeks ago after the Arcade Fire show.  I was with several friends, all of whom exhibit varying stages of yuppification, but still think they have indie cred.  One of my most indied-out yuppie friends entered Top Dog for the first time.  Then she does the unthinkable--whips out her cell phone and starts chatting!  I mean, I winced.  But then I got nervous--would it be tolerated?  Has Top Dog lost its swagger?  NO!!!!!!!!!!!\nThe staff, the patrons--me--all shot her dirty looks.  Then the main dog-guy put the smack down on her little chit chat.  She had to grovel her way back into the good-dog-graces before she was served.  Outside we all ate our dogs in bliss, and she just knew she was shamed.  She also knew she was eating sausage heaven.  \n\nTop Dog, you are timeless.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zcr90BeQ8QWV32XIqpH82A", "date": "2007-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HirMswcPtYQ9dV2p5ukhcA", "text": "Libertarian strong hold of Berkeley. The cook isn't nice cause he's not here to baby you, he's here to take your money and give you a top dog so don't expect patience. The food is great and what you want for food that's prepared quickly but isn't from a fast food chain. Does not take plastic so beware.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hhYo5WYOjNlHhVa3IXXwUQ", "date": "2010-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hU2zyEY9aPY-z4m2tB9fwg", "text": "Look, I live in Clark Kerr, and Top Dog is one of the few beautiful things I'm willing to drag my ass down to Durant at 1 AM for.\nChicken apple sausage + mustard + onions + relish. $3. Delicious when drunk, delicious when sober. I don't know what else to say, this place has been reviewed a thousand times, I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EiKq-7v3_7Dj1Godplfi7g", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jyCh9Hbv16Ogb35445EQ9w", "text": "The hot dogs here are alright. I've had the hotlink, the chicken apple, and the lemon chicken. They are all super small, and very pricey (all dogs are 3 bucks). Honestly, the hot dogs seem like things you can find at a local Safeway or Trader Joe's, nothing special about them what so ever. \n\nThe place is really crowded and trashy, and the guy that works there is a complete d-bag. My friend was with me and he didn't know what to order, so he was looking over the selection, and my friend literally only spent like 30 seconds looking at the menu, when the guy working there, told him to \"order a dog or leave\"...what a jackass", "stars": 1, "user_id": "nNJ34NJhE7n2sFxqK9zDSQ", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kfj8K6-GwJeKtkq8jsDfFQ", "text": "Awesome! Especially on a cold day. Small establishment that basically just serves hot dogs and sausages. Not sure if they're made there or are frozen then just cooked. I've had better elsewhere, but if you want a quick snack then check it out.\n\nNote: Nothing happened to me, but my friend got really sick after eating here. Could have been something else, but makes me a little wary to go back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qcqjzBi2pzWzCnc5crDiyQ", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_kmTddZO6vWXy6IOrOnRUg", "text": "i know what you're thinking. it's just hot dogs, and the prices have been going up like crazy. well, hot damn, they are good hot dogs with lots of selection, the toasted buns make me salivate, and the price only went up twenty five cents, you cheapo college students. there are just days where you really crave a top dog, and i think we all try to hide how impressed we are that the people who work there recognize each dog at a glance and know exactly what everyone has ordered (even with 20 people crowding that tiny place) and who's paid and giving it out to them in the right order.\n\nedit*******did you know that they serve fresh apple juice at top dog!?  i just bought one for $1.25 -- it came in a glorious paper cup emblazoned with \"7up\" -- and it ain't bad at all!  random random.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2X4yIsAHtPi_UwfgaCCloQ", "date": "2006-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l1JfdCnkuV30BofHkB6r7g", "text": "Who would pay $3+ for a freakin' hot dog? Some would argue you're paying for the \"experience\"...some would when it's midnight and EVERY OTHER FREAKIN' PLACE in Berkeley is CLOSED. \n\nCashiers/cooks are witty, smart@$$e$ but do their job right. They whip through the crowds, gets their orders correctly, and can do some quick math. \n\n+ Food is good, I've never paid for a $3 dog elsewhere\n-  They cook the vegetarian dogs on the same area/grill as the meat ones\n-  Place can use more frequent cleaning\n\nFinal Call:\nIt's a novelty for people from out of town. A pit stop. Or when it's midnight again. I'll also be back to try the \"Curry Dog\" - how cool does that sound!?\n\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nHave tried:\n1. top dog FRANKFURTER\n     + Dang it's good off the grill, and it's longer than the bun\n2. GERMAN FRANKFURTER\n     + Can taste the garlic, nice!\n3. BOCKWURST\n     + More firm texture, dig the dairy\n4. KIELBASA (POLISH)\n     + Chunkiest of the dawgs, hence juiciest\n5. CALABRESE (ITALIAN)\n     *  Spice doesn't add anything to this one\n6. HOT LINK (LOUSIANA STYLE)\n     + Oh yeah, spicing it up is a good thing here\n7. BRATWURST (GERMAN)\n     *  I'm indifferent about this dawg\n8. LEMON CHICKEN\n     + Delish! And it's the healthiest one of the bunch.\n9. SMOKED CHICKEN APPLE\n     + Tied for Lemon Chicken as my fav\n10. BIRD DOG\n     + Turkey lovers will approve\n11. THE WIENIE (VEGGIE)\n     + Not bad for being all veggie\n12. LINGUI\u00c7A\n     + Has some kick in the aftertaste", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lc8NtH0TzeDmj4Ha61Vuhw", "text": "I love TOP Dogs! You have to go to this one. The one in Oakland isn't the same. Its just something about the campus environment and the way they grill their dogs that makes it soooooooo delicious. Its like doggie dog heaven with each bite.... droools... \n\nMy normal orders are: hot link, chicken apple and lemon chicken! Yes, I said three! And yes, I do eat all three. Hahaha Try it yourself and if your not satisfy its probably becuz I wasn't there too. Hahaha", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VgXJvISaxdtnJpwz9ri9Gg", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lIpz9rqYzZQNVdk50rjBaw", "text": "Top Dog has always been on top to me, from the quality of their dogs, to the quality of the dog experience, its as good as it gets. I grew up skipping school and going to Top Dog to watch Incredible Hulk at noon and crush dogs. Bird Dogs and tops dogs, alternating back and forth until I could explode. You cant beat it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZeYj7JqE_4gcXQEyaEalQg", "date": "2008-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M8G9Rs21i4euIo3T5gyGOg", "text": "Are you drunk? Is it around 3am? Are you in downtown Berkeley? Well then, you better head down to Top Dog, purveyor of quality dogs to drunken students for many a year. They have around, what, 25, 30 different kinds of meat dogs, and exactly 1 kind of veggie dog, called the \"weenie\". When I was there one time with my vegetarian friend, he naturally ordered the veggie option. When it was done, the owner shouts out: \"One weenie, who's got the weenie here?\" 40 drunken college students couldn't have been happier. Aah, the old ones are the best ones.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Xsp1amevfceAqAMjKhZkgA", "date": "2006-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ngpIHC0peX4-QF2OKxYNeg", "text": "I have Top Dog cravings. \nI've been going to Top Dog since I was a kid--my parents introduced me to the one in montclair (which is no longer there) and I always look forward to going there for lunch when I'm in the area. There's nothing like their hot dogs :) \n\nI LOVE TOP DOG!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wIIp1Hwm5ED1UPmmIcDHGw", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NjoP9q_6afH27apxJRYAAw", "text": "Excellent hot dogs. All of their selections are scrumptious and are accompanied by excellent buns and a satisfactory range of condiments. The sausages give a little pop when bitten into, and as the juices flow out, the well-cooked links burst with flavor. Great location, great personnel. Expect a line during busy hours!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h0jCr72NLkdGTNQmPuWp0A", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NVkvjo10M93B2jsjcLUQBQ", "text": "I would've given more stars but the girl working here Wednesday (Aug 15.) afternoon made my first visit a very...UNFORGETTABLE one (in a negative way). The girl working was very rude to all the customers, shouting \"NEXT\" and \"Move out the door way\"...and these were not asked kindly but plain rudely as a demand. Next time I'll probably go to the other location and hopefully staff will know what customer service is all about!\n\nBut the dogs were really good!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K327sLR8ulQppQy6913ZsQ", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nZVRnSxBWLb4A5czUm2FNA", "text": "happy memories of the old days and their unique dogs. the gourmet mustard, relish, it's all good! beats wienerschnitzel anytime!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2008-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oS1rJtWmCq5RtAj3akaRPg", "text": "stopped thru here after a whole day of skiing in tahoe. typically am not a hot dog fan, but these taste more like sausages, and they are GOOD. small dingy place, one girl taking ur order and making ur hot dog. the inside floor is littered with onions, mustard, and ketchup. basically, dirty. but the hot dogs are sooo good. if you're looking for a quick fast meal, this won't let u down.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5JVMcImKdMsaczvOMwjGug", "date": "2009-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p9PvgGKcHNl8a0PzqQDRpQ", "text": "Their veggie dog is Field Roast, which is the most legit vegan sausage out there.  I wish they would carry the other two flavors that Field Roast offers, though (Apple Sage and Mexican Chipotle), to give us non-meat-eaters a little more variety.  Still, the price is right and it makes for a good lunch once loaded up with some onions and 'kraut.  The \"cash only\" policy is a little annoying, seeing as how other Top Dog locations accept cards, but I kind of understand it since this place is so tiny.\n\nEDIT: Downgrading this place from 4 to 3 stars because of all the idiotic and in-your-face libertarian propaganda.  I'm just looking for a meal, not to join the cult of Ayn Rand.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ggBO9hIm71yISlyndU2kqQ", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p-Ep-UxA-bCFnsDucQjarw", "text": "TASTY THREE DOLLAR HOT DOGS SERVED LATE\n\nSometimes I get a craving for a good hot dog and Top Dog is where I stop to satisfy my desire.  I like how they char the hot dog on the grill and their substantial sesame seed roll instead of the usual bun that falls apart.  I like their rules for ordering which states that there is no line, to pay with cash, and not comment on their enormous ice machine.\n\nIt was crowded as usual but the cook was very friendly and took our order promptly.  We paid in cash and patiently waited in the narrow space and read some of the interesting newspaper clippings.\n\nHot Link\nI ordered the beef hot link filled with four kinds of pepper and my mouth was feeling a little burn after the first bite.  I topped it off with deli-style mustard and sauerkraut; be sure to stay away from the hot mustard unless you can take the pain.\n\nCalabrese\nMy friend L ordered the semi-hot pork dog filled with paprika, chili, and fennel.  His comments were, \"sweet and succulent on a dense sesame seed roll.\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5OkwcLzi7iIoGU6cNdpVyg", "date": "2009-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pQaw4ZMpibX0MtgKpEvnDA", "text": "Top Dog? This place has over 350 reviews!! I had to give it a try since all Berkeley alumni rave about it. I ordered the Polish and the Hot Link. They both had a good snap to each bite, a must have in hot dogs. The flavor was good and it was tasty, but I just feel Pink's Hot Dogs in LA are better. I think I need to try the lemon chicken next time, apparently everyone orders it. Another thing, the dogs are just too small for me, need to be bigger!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mXiw0HwmtY7eL8hlnVs6aA", "date": "2008-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PsaI3Q9RZBbJ8RcHSJLB1g", "text": "Probably the best Hot Dogs in Berkeley...maybe even in the East Bay.  I honestly wouldn't rate the service at all because it really isn't necessary.  Just walk in, check the menu out and order something.  \n\nThe Top Dogs there:\nHot Link\nApple Chicken", "stars": 5, "user_id": "538A72IAhnJkIqc51rywwQ", "date": "2009-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qpgM-iYvu2UKmOFcatBCvA", "text": "I refuse to give business to anyone who would make a young girl cry.\n\n\"Isn't this a review for a hot dog place?\" you might ask.... Yes it is.\n\nI pulled up with my girlfriend and dog and was super excited about the place cause we moved from NYC a few months ago and I hadn't had a good hot dog in a while.  I waited by the car with my dog while my girlfriend went in to grab a couple of franks and sodas.  Sounds like the greatest lunch ever right?  About 5 min later, my girl comes storming out of the place saying \"f--- this place, we're going somewhere else\".  She made me drive away before telling me the story because she didn't want to make it a bigger issue.\n\nShe goes on to say that she was making small talk with the nice college girl in front of her when the guy at the counter starts yelling at the college girl who is next in line.  The girl happened to be wearing headphones so he assumed she didn't order immediately because she was listening to music when she was actually just being nice to my girlfriend.  He goes on to say she's self important, inconsiderate, etc...  He was apparently really mean to her and she was so embarrassed she teared up.  After confirming the girl was OK my girlfriend left Top Dog and I'm sure we'll never go back there again.  \n\nI remember being a college kid and putting up with bad service because I didn't realize I had power as a consumer.  $1 = 1 Vote.  Give Top Dog your $ and you are saying you agree with their terrible attitude towards YOU.  Coming from New York City my girl was shocked because she'd never seen someone in the service industry be so rude to a customer.  ...And that's the harshest city in the world.  This is Berkeley!  I thought it was all about peace and love?  Top Dog needs to adjust before everyone catches on.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "oLzF-vNcwHd5g7cvcIymgg", "date": "2011-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rI9aWlr9C_9sXjvamN6pWQ", "text": "yes, yes it is a wonderful - nay, the BEST - selection of weiners, brats, chicken dogs, and spicy links...we all know that...what gets me really excited about top dog?\n\nthey cater! \n\nyes my friends, top dog caters parties - go for it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qe3bHO6SV_T087bRljBAnQ", "date": "2006-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rMQHE8ko6IwVA4LBtEGc-g", "text": "I was going to write a review of the newly opened Top Dog location on Lakeshore Ave in Oakland but I'd be betraying my loyalty to the location that got me hooked on these delicious dogs to begin with! (BTW, No actual canines were harmed in this review... *insert rumored Asian dog eating stereotype here*)... Top dog never fails to satisfy an appetite whether you're intoxicated or just looking for a light snack and the dogsmiths have an amazing memory when it comes to your order.\n\n+ Hot Link (the HOT) is my FAVORITE dog because I heart the heat but like a bag of chips, you can't have just one... Yeah Frito-Lay, I just jacked your slogan!\n\n+ top dog FRANKFURTER (the TOP) is one of the best hot dogs I've ever had! All beef with the perfect snap (Oscar Mayer who?)\n\n+ Lemon Chicken has a hint of tang/zest but doesn't come with the guilt of biting into a more fattening dog. Fab-U-Lous!\n\n+ Bird dog is another favorite of mine... How can you go wrong with low fat, low cal, spicy bite and best of all... CILANTRO!!!\n\n+ I've had the CAL (Calabrese), BOCK (Bockwurst), KEIL (Keilbasa). GERMAN (German Frank) and the WIENIE Old (Soy based as opposed to the \"New\" which is wheat protein based) a few times but they don't compare to the ferocious top 4. I don't think I've had the Linguca but if I've had.. I don't remember it. My only gripe is CASH ONLY at certain locations and the price increase from $2.25-$2.50 to $3+ since I've been at CAL. Go Bea.. DOGS!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wb2lM8MyPZEMOeuXAIWmgw", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rS5n1oUk0xeBonR57sN5Hg", "text": "since we were going to the arcade fire show, we didn't have time to eat anything fancy beforehand and ended up here.  for $9, we got 2 veggie dogs, 2 bags of a chips and a soda.  what a deal.  i always loved the sausages here before, but this was the first time i had the veggie one, and it was actually pretty good.  the toasted bun also adds a nice touch.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rx7DNBmPPShVjlcQidGuTw", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rv0nuhO8dR6lrQTcBkj2fA", "text": "Now this is the OG of the top dogs, and as yes it is pricey dogs that are extremely tasty. Good thing about this one is that it's open laaaaaate for the bar and dorm crowd. W00t!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ryCOvuEBv89NxHk5YsMDjg", "text": "The Top Dog grill master achieves super zen state. It's game day and 25 people crowd the holy sausage shrine. Only through perfect concentration, memory and superior customer service will he grant the holy state of sausage fulfillment. \n\nAsking for abuse, the orders rain down like assassin bullets. Two bocks, one lemon chick and an RC cola from the stoned student. Three franks, chicken app and delicious potato salad for the alumnus. Will the onslaught ever stop??? Never!!! And that's how Top Dog gets its sh** done.\n\nThere are few things in life more satisfying than a perfectly grilled chicken apple sausage with mustard, ketchup and heaps of onions, potato salad and an RC cola. Who the f*** sells RC cola any more? Thank god for Top Dog. The sausages are uber high quality, similar to Wisconsin's myriad of beer brats. For such little cost Top Dog delivers mega meat enjoyment.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tXVCCVjyDy6nvj-EILbmEg", "date": "2007-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S3zfuNSSc-pt3oPrzxPyuQ", "text": "I can't not give Top Dog five stars.\n\nIt is what it is.\nAnd it does a spectacular job of being 'what it is'!\n\nThe hot dogs are not dirt cheap, but they are also the cheapest thing you can get to eat in the area, and they are open until way late.\nThey draw a huge crowd after the bars close, because it is awesome drunk food (trust me, I lived across the street from this place in the summer, and even earplugs didn't help on Thursday nights!).\n\nI am also guilty of going there at least a few times a week over that summer for lunch and dinner.\n\nI love the lemon chicken.\nAnd the Hot Link is sooooo gooooood!\nBut it gets way too spicy, especially since I love the Russian Mustard.  I had to tell myself repeatedly that it wasn't worth it.\nThe Top Dog is also a good choice if you want to play it safe - it's all beef!\n\nThe people working there can be a bit gruff (to say the least), if customers stand staring at the menu and block the door.  The inside of the place is tiny, so it's best to know what you want before you enter, or decide quickly.  I know some people like to dawdle with menus, but come on, it's a $3 hot dog stand - not a restaurant - and all of them are pretty good.\n\nThis place seems entirely unsanitary to me, especially since I was in there so often and saw employees handled money and hot dogs with the same hand; but... I shall not be a mysophobe.  \nAs I said, it is what it is.\nIf you care about things like germs and politeness, you probably should steer clear.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FtV_sTeE4i8revP0Hfi-hg", "date": "2010-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sCukHjH8M-BCzFTYoTGnrg", "text": "It really is the best hot dog in the bay. And you can't say it's the 2 am effect (where everything tastes AMAZING at 2 am when you're starving) because I've been here at regular dinner times and am still impressed every time. My dogs of choice are the kielbasa and the chicken apple. Plus I really like the buns they use.\n\nAlso, if you haven't done it already, buy their six pack of any uncooked dogs + buns ($8.50), take them home and cook them yourself! Cheaper, and still all of that top dog goodness in the comfort of your own home.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5EQnJI0p5Jnu0Bjhj4aaQw", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "stI9Q9qWskb0hp5-xkM-9Q", "text": "Holy mole mole mole mole mole guacamole. \n\n(Not that there is any guacamole here.  You'll find all other necessary condiments though...including sauerkraut). \n\nWith or without ketchup? I say without.  Add a little mustard, correction, add a TON of mustard, some onions, sauerkraut and that is the perfect top dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xMTmf2rJZsvqPZmM36-lMw", "date": "2011-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sZNhZKXbt1zGOP4kg-vGfA", "text": "Top Dog is a Berkeley classic. They even have a veggie dog. The bread is delicious. \n\nAlso, doggie treats\n\nYou can also get the supplies for a bbq at a cheaper price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wDSL0wWnzfSZhpyU9hg6JQ", "date": "2010-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TeKx-qbGcITBtirzpWIYdA", "text": "This is a good place to eat hot dogs even though the buns are not that great but other than that the dogs are good. My favorites are the garlic frankfurter and bockwurst. Besides the food, the people that work there are really friendly and like to engage in conversation with people and often times it's entertaining since most of the people who go there are drunks and potheads.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PVA0hW4OmktRLjk-Irk5cg", "date": "2008-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tkmNcYMv1clBESylTkWmIg", "text": "Been to other sausage places but they can't match top dog. Go Bears!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sHXN54oN7QFSIiOcS3lUgA", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uKSWp8w_rRilNnYfs92UIQ", "text": "im always like... how good can hot dogs get? they are meant to be free/cheap....so cant expect too much right? That's why i never stepped into the premises of top dogs in berkeley during my 3 years of being here. Never even considered it once.\n\nBut today, i had the biggest cravings for hot dogs, so i decided to try top dogs. I got two hot dogs: hot links and lemon chicken.\n\nHot links: Very crunchy. I cant taste the spiciness but it was delicious because i added russian mustard, onions, and kraut.\n\nLemon chicken: Definitely very flavorful and light at the same time. This is the type of hot dog where you dont really have to add much sauces on it because it already has so much flavor.\n\nBun: like everyone said... its good! Basically a french bun unlike the cheap crap at IKEA or Cosco.\n\nPortions: 1 hot dog would be a snack. 2 COULD be a meal. I have a huge appetite so I was still hungry after 2 hot dogs.\n\nI dont like how they don't have take out packaging though. i stuffed my hot dogs with condiments so they slip out from the openings when i was walking home! Oh welll....no big deal i guess.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3e4SbwYHhNy7tzzYlusIcg", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-Vp3_yYp9nAYazpsGHZdEw", "text": "I've read reviews to where this place was supposed to be better than Caspers, errr.. don't think so, but the Hot Dog was nicely grilled (despite waiting 4 minutes ) and the dog was delicious.   The help behind the counter was nice also.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k4_OJV44UJ7jZ__UEQ1vw", "date": "2007-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VvD0gBkYFSscGavOvgMfZw", "text": "5 star for the delicious hot dog\n\n-2 stars for the horrible service and the unsanitary HANDS! wow i really dislike that guy, he looked like he hasnt gotten any in years. and after he handled my money, he went for the hotdog buns WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS. and sorry kids, he did not have any gloves on.\n\ni would go back there, but before i do, im definitely checking who the cook is. if its that guy, haha no way am i even stepping in there, thanks.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bClQOiqDmNqdCIzqXmQVUg", "date": "2007-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WYCkqgYTyiqbImFWGg8Lwg", "text": "Whether you're visiting Top Dog late at night or for lunch, this place always tastes delicious. For the price, I'm sure this could be a staple for many students. I'm pretty impressed by how much one worker can shell out so many hot dogs! So you'll have to know what you want when you come, or else just stand aside and let someone else order first. I usually get my hot dog (lemon chicken is my favorite) butterflied on a toasted bun, topped with mustard, lots of onions, and sour kraut. yum...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7WlAPRaQEmT9O0SCfVur5w", "date": "2012-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XGD5Bfh1St2a_XMnkE07rg", "text": "A fantastic hole-in-the-wall place and the folks here have always been cool.  Haven't been here in a while, but whenever I'm in town, I always make an effort to head out here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tyu8q8eWjSf8Fk6FqtOUZw", "date": "2007-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yt3b4h-KAWuUVY7YntzyiQ", "text": "4 years ago before i became a vegetarian, i had a hot link here. man, it was hot and juicy.\nthey updated their vege-dog and it is much tastier than it was before \nmy friends love this place and if they are hungry late night or in between meals, they always get a top dog. the hot link and chicken apple are the favs\nive never had a problem with the service, but some of my friends say the owner can be an ass at times, also, steer clear of politics talk, unless you really want a heated debate...\nthe service is pretty fast, but it does get really crowded late at night. it's almost always flooded with drunk college kids, fratty frat boys, sorority girls teeter-tottering in their 4 inch heels, bums asking for change. really it is a berkeley landmark. yay for top dog\n\nnote: the russian mustard is quite powerful, i put a bunch on my vege-dog once, thinking it was of the spicy brown deli variety, oh big mistake. talk about stinging through the nose, burning the mouth and throat in that spicy horseradishy sort of way. i almost cried. but couldnt stand to waste a top dog so i ate it anyway. what a champ. try it if you dare", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce5aiZyL4LJ7xknxUhvgQA", "date": "2008-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zEtbf2K5QVFAleNJUFjq5A", "text": "You can't fuck with Top Dog.  I ate there so often I had to get a job there to subsidize my hot dog habit.  BTW working at this Top Dog is also one of the coolest jobs to have while in college.  I love Top Dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RI_ghVVRqTzbwrnRG0P7UQ", "date": "2006-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZMkEzhnwCHX37zqVSUaZ7w", "text": "Excellent hole in the wall atmosphere; there isn't even that much room so most people stand outside.  The hot dogs are good and the price is fair.  Feels more fun than the SJ location hence the higher rating.  There is a lot of choice available which is a huge plus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wzdRIrfLIL0DMRcxjspQgw", "date": "2006-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z-thmpyKsNqJw1mPw090dg", "text": "I heard rave reviews about this place, but was pretty disappointed with my dry chicken apple sausage.\n\nI would have tried the brat, but after seeing the list of every ingredient, my appetite was gone. Isn't the point of a hot dog that you have no idea what is in it?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "83UpKfaC_Sa2258M7byhqg", "date": "2007-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ztyti4cAYceDjE0DPdWEig", "text": "OH MY what an amazing place!! I was told by my friends to come eat at Top Dog when I came to Berkeley and let me tell you. DEFINITELY NOT A LETDOWN. I had the chicken apple and hot link when I first went there and both were delicious!! $3 for a hot dog is not too expensive. Plus, the service was quick.\n\nThe hot link definitely tasted better since I love spiciness so I got the hot link again the second time I went and definitely WORTH the $3! I would highly recommend the hot link for newcomers, especially if they like a bit of a spicy kick in their hot dogs.\n\nAnother bonus is the location of Top Dog. It is in the \"Asian Ghetto\" so there are other restaurants and dessert places to go! I like to get a hot link (with EXTRA sauerkraut) and go to quicklys to get a large milk tea (only $2). That's more than a meal and it only costs $5!!\n\nI have yet to try the other sausages but I'll make sure to try more when I go back!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LP8t38CvuSIYBvaiLCZAAQ", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1RlllpmKASML6tlAhlGf0Q", "text": "Great Hot Dogs for a few bucks... Lemon and Apple Chicken dogs are my favs. Cool lil spot to grab a bite when you are looking for something different on the strip. Dont like the serve yourself Kraut and onions. I would rather pay a bit more to have the employee put those on. Public access to the jar makes me avoid the fixins", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ha0cr8dYbG9_JXseoIbnSg", "date": "2009-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "beWos33ws7vo2ZohI2PXHA", "text": "like the fact that they're open way late.  menu is simple and cheap, but the place is 24/7 packed with college kids roaming the street.  when i was in college...i was studying...not eating top dog and walking around in the street.  kids now adays :)  came up in here after the Janet Jackson concert in September.  someone suggested top dog.  it was aiight.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "k9OnGApEmkGDZuRvv9siWA", "date": "2008-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Cu19_9a5wdvnmkqe2iWRmw", "text": "Can I say yummy.  Needless to say it's not in my typical diet to be eating hot dogs and sausages, but I had to make an exception because it's different.  \n\nThey use a very unique ordering system, just shout what you want and hand them money.  It's as easy as that and the person behind the counter for the most part keeps track of who ordered what.  They prep your orders in bunches and reheat as you order.\n\nWe passed by the one in downtown berkeley, but that just seems too commercial.  \n\nHere is what I have tried:\n\nHot link, wow hot and peppery, very good\nChicken Apple, a flare of healthiness by providing apple in a sausage\nKielbasa, great as well\n\nI wish I could try them all, but I may not survive.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VFXKRVzEMbnsDcYFdwiiuA", "date": "2009-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cvYm18E5mq60TQlB0Ct5vA", "text": "ITop Dog is a fine establishment with the usual characters being the smoked-out college kids, late-night nerds, the crazy guy with a wild eye and random asian girls in their pajamas.\n\nIn college, Top Dog was THE place to go to after a night of drinking and frat partying. Nothing killed a crave like a Top Dog. (Smothered in your choice of sauerkraut, relish, onions, ketchup, all sorts of foreign mustards, etc.)\n\nNowadays, Top Dog is THE place to go to after a night of binge drinking and pub crawling. Kidding. But it's open late and is the perfect late night snack. They have a wide assortment of sausages/dogs to choose from. Be on your toes when they take your order and when you pay. They run a tight ship.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9NrrS89GYV4F1D8JnY_SDA", "date": "2006-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fuzjCeZbEtphePJZ-8XhlA", "text": "oh so many drunken nights at this place... i miss it.  i wish there were more top dogs in the world, especially in the southbay... and LA...\n\nits not that theyre so AWESOME either.. maybe its jsut taht everytime i eat it, im piss drunk.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8aSgFHQTJJo7CCNUUfOffg", "date": "2010-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KVbFHXC7Zge998N8yZwqDA", "text": "The guy working the grill can be a real prick but dammit I love dem top dogs. This is one of my favorite baller on a budget places to eat. I usually get the apple chicken, regular top dog or the hot link (CAUTION: it may cause excessive sweat) I find the clippings taped on the wall right across the condiments to be very entertaining.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_NH7Cpq3qZkByP5xR4gXog", "date": "2009-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mKYGSgWiwARLK1ZV9CM13g", "text": "I'm gonna keep it really brief on this one. I have eaten here many, many times, and have been satisfied with my food each and every time. This is where I was introduced to a chicken apple hotdog, and it's become one of my favorites by far. I knocked off a star for the guy who makes the dogs and for the price. My friends and I agree that the guys working the grill are pretty douchey, and I'd say this price is a little bit on the pricy side. But these things shouldn't stop you from eating here because it tastes great!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L3ilyT4_HZUqdkHrZfkIIg", "date": "2010-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NnaR1nLiH65XocAWpfyq-g", "text": "Very small shop that is order to go. Extremely busy and extremely crowded. If willing to push through the hoards of people and strategically get your order to the very skilled head cook, the hot dogs are definitely worth the wait. Apple chicken is a definite must. The prices are fair ($3) and the hot dogs are grilled extremely well with fresh bread buns. There are several of these places in Berkeley that can be visited, however as far as hot dogs go these are the best you can get.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k_S16NuXz9-vJ4-zWZ9fyQ", "date": "2009-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rcfXeB7H-jCAqwYQVh3jBA", "text": "what everyone else said", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AAFtLAOO9JCgkLsbW46HsQ", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sdhhsoqnDupa_BlrDDcKXQ", "text": "This place is awesome for late night snacking because they are open so late! Its a bit of a travel from where I live, but it's worth it when you are craving a delicious dog. \n\nThey are on a busy street so parking is usually tough, but its best at night because the meters are free. Their pretty small and the place is only \"to-go\". They also have a line on condiments on the back wall which is good. But they are missing one thing that I love getting on my dog...cheese! \n\nTheir variety of dogs are diverse and they have about 10 different types on the menu. They have a german dog, Italian Dog, their original dog, a chicken apple dog and even a Veggie dog! I love it! \n\nWhen you bite into these, it is nothing but bursts of juices and flavors which are to die for. They are always fresh and delicious, and they toast the bun which makes the hot dog even better. \n\n\nHonestly, the only reason I won't give this place 5 stars is because the cooks are pretty rude here. Not all of them, but especially this girl that I've encountered twice. VERY rude to me in front of other customers for no reason. But I wont let that spoil my yummy dog! I always go back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nPjxJWLl1s95VHG9MkmSrA", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wuItvYpjxbH5zf8KioavBw", "text": "They're good for when you want a really good hot dog. This is basically as good as hot dogs get: great almost crispy buns (perfect because I'd rather not eat hot dogs on cold bread or a warm crouton) and the meat is just perfect. But I think their toppings really finish it off. I personally enjoy the sauerkraut and won't think it's Top Dog without it. It just complements the link itself better than any other pairing I've ever seen. Overall really good hot dog.\n\nSo why not 5 stars? When it comes down to it, it's still a hot dog. A lot of my measure is based on: would I recommend it to someone visiting Berkeley for the first time, and it's still no. This is food good for grabbing on the go to classes or as a snack on your way back home. I'd say $3 for a hot dog is a little steep. It's a nice treat every so often, but not on the top of my \"treating myself.\" I would recommend it if you have like a class at Li Ka Shing (aka middle of nowhere) at like 5pm (telebears just really didn't work out this semester)... Grab one after classes on your way down to wait for the 51B", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XaLWTMhnV-RHG2Sor_cN0A", "text": "There are times in a person's life when you need to fill an unexplained void. I have found fulfillment in a hot dog. This modest hot dog shop serves up a wide variety of hot dogs, sausages and more hot dogs. From the Top Dog to kielbasa to the Chicken Apple, this place does you right. Come for one, stay for many. Top Dog is worth any trouble to get there. PS never got a straight answer about \"Weeds\" on the menu. Anyone have info on that?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nBY_UZTbpAe5EpH2T2bn7w", "date": "2005-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XhWa-oZnFnByn8h5ykP9xA", "text": "Let me be frank: This is not a review of the hot dogs but of Top Dog itself, as an establishment and a venerated Berkeley institution.\n\nI like hotdogs but you'd have to really love hot dogs to go apeshit for this place like so many fratboys/sorrority girls/basketball players do. For me, spending 3.75 on an albeit tasty apple sausage is just crazy, but hey some people love 'em. You can hear/get into some crazy talks about libertarianism, sarah palin, women and politics any time there, especially with the crazy hobos who come in later at night around 1-2AM.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bp96aZmoQxJM-hKx2AP15A", "date": "2011-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yWJ4QbDlZVUiNmMgVT-7SQ", "text": "Mediocre dogs served by rude employees with patrons who think they're being counter-culture because the dude serving the dogs is in a service role but isn't being service-oriented! How bad ass.\n\nYeah, right.\n\nI remember Top Dog tasting incredibly mediocre when I was hammered. That's pretty bad considering the Unit 3 DC was my own personal Gary Danko on some rougher nights.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "59QzQ3-dmOD1USV2hQpwkw", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "9yOOi7PqjuE4jKhSAh5zBw", "text": "My uncle recently came to visit from Chicago for my sister's wedding. We picked him and his family up from the airport around 12:30AM. We didn't even get to go home to drop off bags; he made us stop at TopDog at one in the morning. It was that serious.\n\nThese dog's are so good its not even funny.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SHRAz_1Z_RkaZDIYgervxg", "date": "2007-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "RbqVRirca9p3M-zNbjJiCQ", "text": "I've heard that in order to graduate at Cal, there are several things that must occur: \n- Watch a drunken guy jump out of a 3rd floor window\n- Have an awkward date with a girl you have nothing in common with\n- Eat at Top Dog\n\nI got my chicken apple dog, and decided to go to a quiet spot.  It was a glorious warm, sunny day as I sat at Memorial Glade.  The nice ambient nature sounds in the heart of campus hides the urban dwelling where Top Dog lies, and provided a nice respite for a suburban kid.  I took a seat by the main stacks, admiring the Frisbee throwers and the beautiful co-eds going to Evans and Soda Hall.  (ack!)  And I believe that's when it started going downhill.\n\nLike a blind date that has been hyped over and over, I expected Top Dog to be THE best dog, EVAR.  The high expectations were unrealistic.  She had pimples all over her face, had bad breath, and a smile like the Joker's, hiding the sinister plans underneath her splotchy skin to part me with my money.  Wait.  What I meant was the bun was dry, the dog was nothing special (Aidell's Chicken Apple tastes better!), and the 'piece de resistance' was that with that first bite, the onions and relish that I had loaded up on my dog fell gracefully, landing on my brand new white shoes.  FML.\n\nI've tried Top Dog on 3 other occasions (most recently in 2008), and each experience cements my initial try.  Oh well, at least I graduated.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GEgZc83y4zZvCibNlRvoLA", "date": "2010-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "tBTodxzUhDQMZARAqzU-xg", "text": "Yay, another 5 star review for Top Dog. But what do u expect, its pretty deserving of that validation. The hot dogs are great and very affordable. Seriously, some people complain about its shadiness and how its so cramped and dingy looking. But really, no one gives a crap because that's how great hot dog places are. So suck it up. It adds to the charm of this place, though charm isn't what I would use to describe it in a nutshell. Anyway, I always make an effort to stop by and grab a few hot dogs whenever I'm in the area and suggest anyone else should do the same.\n\nFor me, its best to come here at night when its cool outside, like after a night of being on a drunken bender at the local pub. I don't care what I get and I don't care what you get, just make sure you dump some sauerkraut on that dog before you stuff your face in it. Take your food outside, find something that's kind of clean to lean on and chow-the-fuck-down. Perfect snap in the hot dog and just enough crunch in the bun. Watch the juices ooze out and the smoke drift away in the cool breeze. Eat a few here and take some to go. Then call it night...\n\n***Giving the homeless man change is optional***\n***Perfect for ballin'-on-a-budget***\n***Good for the munchies***\n\n\nThe gist...\n\nHigh points: Good hot dogs and sausages. Loving that warm sauerkraut too. And it's very affordable.\n\nLow points: It's in Berkeley, so yea, at night it can look pretty shady. But don't be intimidated, the bums wont bite.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h-H52pI8gkVqcf83cd1VuQ", "date": "2010-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "o9HYfNDSACBPRykq8t21PQ", "text": "OH NO HE DIDN'T.\n\nTHE GUY MAKING THE SAUSAGE WAS TOUCHING THE BUNS ON THE GRILL, AND THEN HANDLED THE MONEY!!!!! THIS IS WHY RESTAURANTS IN THE BAY AREA NEED A RATING SYSTEM LIKE LA COUNTY. \n\n...enough of this rant. Anyways, it's a sausage/hot dog for $3 bucks. \n\n...do people like this place because of the food, or because of the fact that it's cheap? I'm a bit torn. Yeah, it tastes good, but not out-of-this-world delicious. I've definitely had better sausages (I ordered the Chicken Apple and the spicy sausage). Cheap-tastic.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mRQzFZMGurB-3bP4CGTNpQ", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0aMpnmYX9UxSVwyi2K5Pqw", "text": "Top Dog's been a staple in Berkeley a long time now and they won't do you wrong when you're craving a plain ol' dog...a polish...a bratwurst...a chicken apple sausage...you get the idea.\n\nReturn Visit = Yes", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9juVQfQZKTlyjqUwE4rhlw", "date": "2007-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "50MdmQm4nt8E5IZOKhkb2A", "text": "You know, you can dress up a hot dog and make it look like other things,.... but it's still a hot dog.\n\nNow if you are desparate for a hot dog, then this is the place to go.\n\nI really wouldn't recommend it though....its still all lips and assholes.\nI was desparate and had the chicken apple sausage.......$3.....still burping.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QxicE6c4zNxYYJh_aeywlA", "date": "2008-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ciIxHjFal8W988sIig1hCQ", "text": "Overpriced for hot dog.\n\nHonestly, if you want a good old-fashioned american hot dog...hit up Costco!\n\nUsually overcooked, that is if you know what a real hot dog is supposed to taste like.\n\nCheck-in:\nSo I have been receiving much hate mail regarding my one star rating, and that I praised Costco hot dogs. \nThus, I decided to go back and and see if top dog is all it is hyped up to be. \n\nConclusion: I stick with my original statement that for an old-fashioned 'american' hot dog, costco is the place. Because a lemon dog or a bird dog on what looks like a subway bread is not a 'hot dog' \n\nHowever, I will say that Top Dog bring flavor to the table, and variety. And will therefore, up my review to a two star.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K_4FdO5s4r7qJehCSEQjoA", "text": "Great for college students in need of munchies after a late night drinking... Greasy, fast, and cheap, but I couldn't help noticing that the guy took my money and used the same hand to press the buns on the grill... I guess it's something you'd overlook in your alcohol-induced daze.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MwqQGOzGT3hE5bhYyx54Bg", "text": "Terrible vegetarian hot dog!! Dry and tasteless. I took one bite and threw it away.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Ut4VxFdT-XOfDDxaWQX8fA", "date": "2009-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ou37ySAmthSW2Ar4jZ144A", "text": "Chicken and Apple was absolutely delish! I would bart up from Fremont to Berkeley just to get one and then bart back!\n\n\nI am truly amazed by the person taking our orders, he managed to remember 10 people's orders at a time. Amazing!\n\nWish they would somehow be more organized with the influx of people going in and out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F-7uHcoHDmm38DQ3NeLN4w", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RaYDn_zUD8UGk-JYU4wE4A", "text": "Mmmmm.. those were some really good hotdogs.. i like the bun sooo much.. not your typical hot dog bun...\ni got the frankfurter (?), something with 50% veal, pork, and something else.. who knows.. lol     i put onions, sauerkraut, and ketchup on it and it was fantastic!\ni would definitely come here again and try other kinds", "stars": 5, "user_id": "c0TJBWD4SNsWBfn0SiRnpQ", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rjhIWmEcNaF81Fgr55WvQA", "text": "After hearing rave reviews, my girlfriend decided to check out Top Dog. Since, we have gone several times, but weren't impressed at all.\n\nTop Dog usually only has one employee at a time, and because of the usually large crowds, customer service is very poor. Combine that with how unclean the place is - for example, the employee will touch your coins and dollar bills, then grab your food with the same hands without any gloves and without washing his hands in-between - and Top Dog isn't a place we'd recommend. And that's before even reviewing their food.\n\nI'm a vegetarian, so I've tried the one veggie item they have twice, and think that even frozen veggie dogs that can be purchased from supermarkets taste a whole lot better. My girlfriend, who does eat meat, has tried a variety of items, but none of which she likes.\n\nI've heard a customer there say that the food is delicious when you're drunk, and maybe he's right: Top Dog is often packed late into the night, especially on weekends after bars and clubs let out.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rww-krmT3SO10gA0qZIktg", "date": "2009-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sl7y7_KJPbBWo6IuTVSixQ", "text": "Like the 2007 Cal Bears football team, this place is overrated. The hot dogs and selection are good, but not for the price. The only benefit to this place is the late hours so the drunk zombies can come feed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2007-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uZkws0EQBFr-R4yAPgnhLw", "text": "You really can't find a better dog than this. Yes, I've tried everything on the menu, and I will stand my ground and just say calabrese for the win!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4pzr6KuS85859EICMI7MDw", "date": "2007-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zi5ILERHhlknhHCyH7E_zQ", "text": "Uhm, let me just go and take my $3 to Trader Joe's or Berkeley Bowl.  I can get more food for the $3.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "22zQf5lsDeNGOc4rsA24pQ", "date": "2009-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1_aW9Y8G98f5aLLCG9_uvw", "text": "Libertarian propoganda, opinionated and offensive staff, regular hot dogs, and rc cola.  \n\nAidell's sausages are better and the staff is too much of a hassle when not showing a out-of-towner around.  I usually pass.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1ETC_O9uHUQunda2YeGABQ", "date": "2006-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jm54KTp9HNWG_D1zof82Xg", "text": "Sure this is a classic Berkeley place and sometimes it is the best thing (only thing) open, but .......$3 for a hot dog?  Are you fucking kidding me?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NQ4JYBW8PGdx7WK2lz3i-w", "text": "Oh I really hate having to give this place a bad review.  I'm sure food poisoning isn't the norm here, but I don't think I will ever forget the days my friends and I spent in the restroom that followed a trip to top dog.  It was a cheap tasty eat i'll admit.  But there were just things about my visit that just didn't sit well besides the food poisoning.  For one, on this particular night, there was this awful stench that we couldn't avoid.  At first i thought it was maybe the bum who sat in the corner of the room, but after he left, the deathly odor just stayed.  It was like the smell of like moist moldy animal fur.  The guy manning the grill didn't seem to care or notice, but I'm hoping that this scent is an unusual experience for everyone else.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "G5jQgnMYIvP2Z6fALZoRrQ", "date": "2008-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rqF8_Y7QSCBjvNv1P1m1Mw", "text": "AWFUL experience here - please, never go here if you want to be treated like a human being when and a CUSTOMER. I mean it.  BOYCOTT THIS PLACE.\n\nThe guy behind the counter (presumably the owner) chose to ignore me and take orders behind me as I waited patiently in line in the mess of a room for people whom I thought were ahead of me. Being a polite person, I asked one family if they had ordered; they said they had, so I was waiting for the person next to me to order. Well, apparently I wasn't fast enough for Top Dog Hot Shot because he proceeded to ignore me, take 3 orders ahead of me, deliberately ignore me, make rude comments about \"people who are too confused to order\", and laughed about it.\n\nIs this how one treats customers in Berkeley these days? I don't care how many students you deal with who accept this kind of behavior, but as an adult, I do not.\n\nI encourage every ADULT and STUDENT who wants to be treated with at least a modicum of respect at the counter to NEVER PATRON TOP DOG.\n\nIn the end, I never even ordered a hot dog. The kind man behind the counter informed me that if I wanted a real line, I could go to La Burrida next door. I did.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "v0RdtZ1WqFhqr7PRNW4MaQ", "date": "2010-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wAZntH8DQ6UbL8tfASX01w", "text": "Really? People are rating place this as good?  Compared to what?  Thank god I have the years of training choking down MREs in the military.  Berkeley it turns out is another country, who the hell thinks its okay to serve a hot dog on a baguette.  Evidently no one rating this place has ever had a bacon wrapped hot dog from SF or LA, or for that matter never chewed broken glass... both opposite ends of the spectrum in which top dog couldn't even hope to rate on.  A serious disappointment considering how much this place had been talked up.  \n\nThe guy working the counter seemed to be in a rush even when there was no line, I guess my relaxed ordering speed was interrupting his star trek on DVD.  For a better experience just buy a pack of cheap hot dogs from a market and see how far you can fit one into your eye socket.\n\n\nsidenote: I was just told by the friend I proofread this too that I am being \"sassy\" and I had to reiterate:  \"I have never hated a place so much that seeing positive reviews made me even more disgusted\"", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mmWGUQynOOO1bWjiemJfOA", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XfXBJYnSzKDMqncBM-txnw", "text": "I don't see what's so special about this place.  Its all hype. Its just fucking hot dogs how great can it get.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "duj5JGpWz7evaky2_r6NkQ", "date": "2009-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "VCE4w58xc7vuH43irqdc4Q", "text": "How could one not love Top Dog? The only legitimate response to this is that the time is not 1:30AM. This is the perfect place to get your fill late at night. \n\nTip#1: Don't forget to order correctly...unless you like being yelled at. \nTip#2: There are two chickens on the menu. So saying chicken isn't enough.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p6nBKyT9Y_pFJ1WxVEowwA", "date": "2006-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "zFVOGiAexqClaipgo_HvBQ", "text": "I think the best thing about my living at Unit 1 my freshman year at cal would have to be its proximity to Top Dog.  Outsiders won't know why hot dogs have all us locals and Cal grads all giddy but that's only because they havent tried the perfection that is Lemon Chicken.\n\nEveryone has their own fav top dog.  Mine just happens to give you the nastiest, stinkiest burps known to mankind afterwards. Seriously. I unleashed one in my friends car one night after grabbing Top Dog and he almost passed out.\n\nBest when piled high with onions and ketchup/mustard.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2007-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qSGe6jeAm8WUwEQstM3a5w", "text": "Yes, the hot dogs are amazing.  However after my experience last Saturday, I can't give this place any more than one star:\nBasically I ordered a hot dog and asked for water.  The guy behind the counter told me that he'd give me the water when my dog was ready, despite there not being anyone else waiting to put in their order.  After I insisted, he finally gave me a water.  Being super thirsty, I gulped the entire cup and asked for some more.  He completed ignored me and threw my cup away.  When I asked him for more water, he said \"you don't get any more. if you want more water, buy a bottle\".  WTF?!  Really?  C'mon...\n\nYes, the food here is good, but there are plenty of other places to find good food in Berkeley for me to come back here again after this experience.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "azjiZNmGymwxsatmSvItLQ", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tsGFUKpC0NiZk5lVz7zlUw", "text": "I know all the Cal people love it here. It has a wide variety of dogs that no other places have. It closes late and it get jam packed sometimes. I just didn't have a good experience here on my last visit. The dog was rubby and got cold real quickly. I think its overrated.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "B9_M5qoWA5tHXQWHfoW0tg", "date": "2007-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7_S0NQypbYNQKO9SsemxCg", "text": "Problems with Top Dog:\r\n\r\n1.  ALL THEIR DOGS ARE ALREADY ON THE GRILL RIPENING ALL DAY. Gross. Do you like 'the runs'? Do you drink the water in Mexico? \r\n\r\n2. Drunks....I mean students. They should serve beer for all the alcoholics that frequent the place. Although I never have seen anyone boot here...\r\n\r\n3.  Smells bad.  A perpetual not-so-freshness stench and feeling pervades the place.  No feminine product could rectify the situation.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0sWpNh2u9yn5-JKBZGNncA", "date": "2006-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-DbWs32MyUWkMu4vC2ncuw", "text": "Free extra \"cash flavored\" hot links thanks to the busy hands from the one man shop/cashier/cook.\n\nI wish Joshua L had posted his post earlier.  I wish I had read his review before hitting this place.  I wish I had some \"pink drinks\" handy.  Kidding on the pink stuff, but the shadow of knowing that I had \"Cash flavored\" hot links lingered.\n\nThe choices of dogs are good.  Like the crunch and casing on the hot link.  The dogs were above average.  But, I really didn't like the one man show that handles both cash and food without showing any concerns.  I had recently visited an One Man shop (Garden Sushi).  Eventhough I didn't like that place much, but at least Garden Sushi kept it clean, and made sure that I don't taste \"Cash Flavored\" Sushi.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "gEso8fW-bktDlGeNxbGJ-Q", "date": "2009-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DRExsnq7pNKMBf-a89kIBA", "text": "Overall (7/10)\nfood (6/10) - I think the bockworst did a number to my stomach.\natmosphere (8/10) - great college crowd\n\nWent to this place on the recontamination of a friend.  I'm sure it has fond memories for many locals, but honestly it is just a hot dog stand that has frozen hotdogs shipped to it and grilled up.  Late night sure, its a great place to come and grab something to eat and hang out, but strictly food wise, I have had better hotdogs.  The community around it is great though.\n\nWould I come back? yes, there are other dogs to eat and review may change.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "t3G_-S1J67o6sSQrMKp2mA", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 7, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wetxRD1XiEGi8HjTsY7V_g", "text": "I need to update this, not because the sausages are any less delicious, but because the guy behind the counter was nauseatingly rude to people who were stopping in for sausages in the midst of their sunny saturday afternoon strolls.  Allow me to state my case:\n\n1.  You don't call somebody's grandpa a waste of space just because he didn't know what he wanted the moment he stepped up to the door.  Especially when his grandkids are with him.  \n\n2.  A condescending \"theeeere ya go\" after someone places their order after 3.7 seconds of deliberation is wildly uncalled for.  \n\n3. You don't fly off the handle at a mom with three grade schoolers in tow because she called your offerings \"dogs\"  instead of \"sausages.\"  So maybe its technically incorrect to call a lingui\u00e7a a dog, but the place IS called \"top dog,\"  not \"top sausage,\" and a mom with three little ones frankly has more important things to worry about.     \n\nThe place was crowding up with families when I was there, people coming in with a good mood to get a tasty top-dog, and the guy at the grill (who kept on calling it \"my store\" when he was berating people) managed to infect everyone there with his stress and tension.  Even though it was  sunny day, we scowled for three blocks after we left.  \n\nRudeness for rudeness' sake doesn't fly anywhere. Not in south bronx, not in the outskirts of Beijing (both much grittier places where meanness might command respect), and certainly not in sunny, family-filled Berkeley.  This wasn't a display of the admirably strong political views posted all over the store (which I appreciate),  it was just gratuitous, senseless meanness that, in my view, makes it a business not worth soliciting. \n\nI'm not your typical sensitive type.  Just read my other reviews.  But I do take offense when sweet mommas and grandpas are belittled needlessly in front of their kids and grandkids.  Imagine being six and hearing someone say mean things to your mom.  Or grandpa.  It doesn't matter who they are or what they're grilling. It's just wrong. \n\nI'm taking my money and my cravings for well-garnished things-on-buns elsewhere.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GVrce9vHj_njJnUeLIaUvQ", "date": "2009-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 11, "funny": 13}, "review_id": "LBYFRC_bwm1Xy25eQzpPVA", "text": "Hmmmm....I usually write all of my reviews in the same way (btw, I think I'm funnier in real life than in my reviews), so let's mix it up this time with a story!\n\nOne night, not too long ago, after a movie at the Metreon...\n\nFriend 1:  Dude, I'm hungry again...dinner sucked.\nMe:  Haha...yeah, me too.  Where should we go?\nFriend 1:  Let's go to Berk and get some Top Dog!  I am dying for a Kielbasa.\nMe:  Ohhh....I could go for a Lemon Chicken or a Hot Link right now.\nFriend 2:   Are you serious?  That far?\nMe:   It's not even that far...and you're not even driving!\nFriend 2:  But it's just a hot dog...\nMe:  Whoa, hold up...they're sausages ok?  It's classier.\nFriend 1:  Haha.  It's true.\nFriend 2:  What the hell...why are we going out there?  Just get the chilli dog at Mel's...it's right there.\n\n*dead silence*\n\nFriend 2:   Okay fine, you're right...not the same thing.  But there's a De-\nFriend 1:   Don't say it...\nFriend 2:   -nny's...\nMe:  Haha...he said it!\nFriend 1:  Wait....have you even been to Top Dog before?\nFriend 2:   Well, not really...\nMe:   Ha!  So we're going then.\n\n*20 minutes later*\n\nFriend 1:  OMG, this kielbasa is SO GOOD.\nMe:   Haha...I can't believe you bought two of the same.\nFreind 1:  What?  You got two.\nMe:  Yeah, but at least mine are different.  Plus, I'm saving one for tomorrow...NOT for about three minutes from now...\nFriend 1:  Whatever, It's like college.\nMe:  You didn't even go to Berkeley...\nFriend 1:  Anyways...so (Friend 2), what do you think?\nFriend 2:  Okay, the chicken apple is pretty good...\nFriend 1:  See?  Aren't you glad we dragged you here?\nFriend 2:  Wait, I'll be right back.\nMe:  I guess he wants another one for the road.\n\n* Five minutes later *\n\nFriend 1:  OMG I'm so full right now.\nMe:  Told you...\nFriend 1:  So what did you get this time?\nFriend 2:  Chicken apple, Hot Link, Brat, and Lemon Chicken\nMe:  You got...four?\nFriend 2:  Huh?  Oh, no...I bought a dozen.  Oh hey, you guys want to BBQ tomorrow?  I want to eat more of them.\n\nThe moral of the story?  Be like pre-Top Dog Friend #2...you just have to try it out when you're in Berkeley.  Then, you just might end up like post-Top Dog Friend #2...a much happier person (minus the dozen sausages/buns...maybe).  Top Dog is probably the best hot dog (I mean sausage) joints in the Bay Area until someone can point me to a better one.  And the best part?  IT'S CHEAP AND OPEN LATE!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JKIkdVqAJLEXTq92gF98bA", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 8, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "YICw2ENI30R6nQwAKMnQxw", "text": "Despite actually attending college some 200+ miles south of here, I do have some drunk undergrad memories of this place. After all, we did have some geek friends in common at UC Berkeley. More interesting than that, however, is that I was well into my mid- to late twenties before I actually appreciated the East Bay institution known as a Top Dog.\n\nOK, there are both Top Dogs and C/Kasper's (can someone tell me the damn difference between the K and the C dogs?!)...and I love them both differently, but equally.\n\nAnyway, my current \"Michelle S. Couch-Surfing Homecoming Tour\" has landed me in Berkeley this week. And let me tell you, these fine hot dogs taste just as delicious when you're a responsible adult as they do when you're a drunk, degenerate, undergrad. And the RC Cola somehow tastes better than actual American Coke. \n\nNotice how I specified American. No soda trumps Mexican Coke.\n\nSo, I was super happy that my friend cancelled lunch yesterday because I had this instead. They sure don't make hot dogs like these back East. \n\nAnd for the record, chicken apple is my favorite. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iovWFbA1UtMGDJ4C8hbhYA", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 13, "useful": 13, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "Qi4PjU9WbdWplQ0agXvV1A", "text": "Definitely deserves a spot on anyone's best cheap eats in the Bay Area list - $3 flat gets you one of a dozen high quality sausages served on a sesame roll.  They keep it simple - you get the sausage and roll and then customize it to your liking at the condiments bar.   There's one vegetarian sausage and a new sausage: tandoori chicken - oooh, that sounds good.\n\nI had the Louisiana Hot Link (made with pork & beef) with three kinds of mustard, chopped onions and sauerkraut.  Before I took my first bite, I caught a wonderful whiff of \"grilled\" meat.  The sesame roll is soft but slightly crunchy from the grilling.  Yum.  The sausage isn't that spicy but it's definitely juicy and rich in flavor.  The roll gives you plenty of room to pile on the condiments. Scrumptious.  \n\nThe condiment bar has Beaver Russian hot mustard (highly recommended - slight sweet and powerful), Morehouse stoneground mustard, Morehouse yellow mustard, ketchup, onions, relish and kraut.  They also sell drinks and potato salad.\n\nThe ambiance is perfect for a hole in the wall sausage joint.  You can see the grill and hear the dogs sizzling.  The surf music, limited menu, stools, and low prices all add to the appeal of the place.  The sausages are superb but not as fancy as the ones at Rosamunde (no wild boar here).  I think that actually adds to the Top Dog charm.  They're much faster than Rosamunde as well.  Great bun, great sausage, you customize it, $3, open till late - no wonder this place is popular.\n\nTrue fans can buy a Top Dog shirt or cap for $15.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NOUfyJW-BAo_-Cbfo8edww", "date": "2008-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 10, "funny": 13}, "review_id": "9LprPYUbhahbQ9fVIUK2Aw", "text": "Top Dog's FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions )\n\nQuestion:  Oh shoot, all I got is $3 bucks and I'm famished.  What do I do?\nAnswer:  Top Dog All Beef Frankfurter.\n\nQuestion:  Does Top Dog have German food?  \nAnswer:  Ya ya, its a Bockwurst (1/2 pork and 1/2 veal = all tasty).\n\nQuestion:  Buon Giorno, where can I find some late night italian food?\nAnswer:  Top Dogs Calabrese (all pork seasoned with paprika, chili, and fennel).\n\nQuestion:  \"I'm stuntin' like my daddy\" and she's gonna \"lick-lick-lick-lick it like a lollipop\".  How can I eat and pay homage to Lil Wayne's hometown?\nAnswer:  Git yo'self a hizzle linkizzle (Hot Link) at T-Dizzle!\n\nQuestion:  Let's eat healthy, salad perhaps?\nAnswer:  Top Dog has potato salad, lemon chicken (low salt and low fat), bird dog (turkey, cilantro, and peppers), and the wienie (veggie with wheat, soy, tofu and chili).\n\nLast Question:  Where can I get a delicious hot dog for a few bucks?\nSimple Answer:  Top Dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SmQ3i4o08ZCIFrYjp9dnBg", "date": "2008-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 10, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "aYpA5ZMn_ND4AmuVkIMlhQ", "text": "SNAP!  No, I'm not one of those people who use \"snap\" as a way to refer to cool things.  Snap! is the noise you make when you bite into one of Top Dog's wieners.  I love crunchy wieners.\n\nTheir original Top Dog and Calabrese are my favorites so far.  I love how the Top Dog wiener doesn't fit the bun because that's how hot dogs should be: more wiener, less bun.  The Calabrese sausage has a mild, but tasty spiciness to it.  I have a pretty high tolerance for spicy foods, so I've definitely gotta try their Louisiana hot link.  After hearing people rave about their Lemon Chicken dog, I tried it and wasn't impressed.  Not hearty enough and too healthy for me.\n\nIf I lived closer to Top Dog and was hosting a BBQ, there's no doubt I would shell out a significantly greater amount of money on their wieners, instead of their cheaper counterparts you find at supermarkets.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i4wM3WuT_PYZytu-7XCnVw", "date": "2008-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 12, "funny": 11}, "review_id": "yG5AdbbKaszHbIbwbuvR3A", "text": "TOP CAT!\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykRZbOb1c5c\n...oh wait, it's Top Dog...never mind\nOhhh, Top Dog....Lord, this one takes me back to my bearishly golden Berkeley days when I'd stop for a dog and coke between classes. When I was 19, that would be lunch. A few eons later, it's an artery-clogging suicide. But who cares? It's Top Dog!...the most effectual Top Dog!... Who's intellectual close patrons get to call it T.D....Providing it's with dignity.\n\nFor the budget-conscious student price of $2.75, I got the Calabrese, a chubby dog with pork, paprika, chili and fennel, which I had the guy slather with a couple of ladles of their bean-heavy chili. I scooped up the hazardously placed chopped onions and picked up my tall Diet Coke. No room at the counter, so Jamie W. and I dined al fresco on top of the trash receptacle. I got a better view than the ones inside, I think.\n\nYes it's the chief, it's the king, \nBut above everything, \nIt's the most tip top, \nTop Dog. \nTop Dog!\n\nHOT DOG - 4 stars...more science than art but hearty enough filler for dinner\nAMBIANCE - 3 stars...still in its little brick storefront after all these years...not a smidgen has changed about the place...except the cocky guy serving up the wieners\nSERVICE - 4 stars...he's fast and he's hep\nTOTAL - 4 stars...Top Dog is top dog but not TOP DOG...know what I mean?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m07sy7eLtOjVdZ8oN9JKag", "date": "2008-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 13, "funny": 15}, "review_id": "QwyUT4kxMjCeUwoMP8ltMw", "text": "So, you all know that today is a National Day of Mourning, because of Daaaaaa Lossssssss yesterday. \n\nInstead of hurling my dejected self inna da Bay, I consoled myself with some sassich (Bockwurst) from Top Dog and outta respect for Ditka, an' fans of Daaaaaa Bearssssss across da universe, I didn' eat anything until I got back home.\n\nDen, I penciled on a mustache that I believe Ditka would be proud of, aldough, I did fergett to pull my hair back an' color in a Widow's Peak.  Only after I had paid homage to Daaaaa Bearssssss and to Ditka, did I partake of Carnivorous Communion.  \n\nTruu daaaaa tears I was able to take a bite of Bockwurst, mustard, sauerkraut, sweet relish and cry, \"Why?  Why?  Why?\"  Aldough I enned up just shy of a true Cinn'erella story with my Bearssssss in daaaaa Bowl, for alla the gnashing of teeth and rending of garments, I did not go to sleep hungry.  \n\nNor did I have nightmaresssss about Daaaaa Losssssss - I dreamt about NEXT SEASON.  Top Dog is a panacea.  Fergett da chicken soup.\n\nI think that come training season, I will stop by at least once a week for a Kielbasa or Bockwurst.  \n\nDaaaaaaa Comeback!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KtUS6HMhgIPHXuwwkwReEw", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 15, "funny": 15}, "review_id": "WbnrDFh54ew17A7EFPfuxQ", "text": "Long story short: Unsuspecting hole in the wall.  Recommended by a friend, definitely best sausage I've had (that's what she said)\n\nLong story long:\n\nAfter my pseudo-failure of a mini hike on the Cal campus in an attempt to get up to Lawrence Lab, the walk had more or less worked off lunch at Angeline's and I needed an afternoon snack.  I had this on my list of places in Berkeley to check out, so I made a B-line for the place.\n\nThis place is practically a little shack.  A small counter, a condiment station, and that's pretty much it.  I wonder what this place is like when it's packed with 8-10 people.  Yeah, it's that small. *that's what she said*\n\nI got the bockwurst.  All of the sausages cost 3 dollars.  I was thinking of getting 2, but considering I was going to have Chez Panisse later that night, I didn't want to fill myself up too much.  In fact, I was tempted to go to Fat Slice but didn't.  After a couple minutes reheating the sucker, I paid and he gave me my sausage in a french roll and wrapped in parchment paper.  I turn around (remember I told you how small this place is) and load up some onions, relish, and sauerkraut.  I take 2 steps to the far counter and pulled out my camera to get a few shots.\n\nI dug in and it was really good.  All of the sausage and that's what she said jokes aside, this was probably the best hot dog/sausage I've ever had.  Definitely worth the $3.\n\nwait for it....\n\nthat's what she said....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NBJVYt7sO-2WDg3bPwBT0Q", "date": "2010-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 15, "funny": 19}, "review_id": "hetx3cyjFEGI5_CcW7ExEw", "text": "If you're not a Seinfeld fan - you may not appreciate Top Dog. Why's that? Well - this guy is the equivalent of the Soup Nazi.\n\nGet your order figured out ASAP, pay and move along! In fact - you'd better have ESP because if you don't know what you want at the time of your arrival, you get nexted!\n\nI went with a few friends and we'd been warned. I felt like Costanza... I was super prepared and still felt nervous. Then we had an Elaine in our group. She didn't take the advice seriously and when she didn't know what type of chips she wanted with her meal we hear, \"BACK OF THE LINE!\" In hindsight it was hilarious. At the time I felt bad for her but thought, \"Dammit ... you KNEW better!\"\n\nWe all got out alive - the dogs were delish and the experience is definitely one to rave about.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ve0LUwcrzxL7w0RYgY4Aaw", "date": "2010-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 19, "useful": 21, "funny": 18}, "review_id": "P-JxBdym2OWseua3cbzJuQ", "text": "What's so special about Top Dog?  They're ONLY hot dogs, right?  Maybe it's because they're open until 3am and I love stopping by after a Berkeley party.  Or maybe it's because they have a huge variety of hot dogs- from linguica, to chicken apple, to VEGAN?!  Amazing little hole in the wall.  Funny workers also.  The same guy is always there making his random sarcastic remarks, which is funny to watch while in line.  At times, the line can get long but they move pretty fast.  Great place to stop by on your way to/from Berkeley for some $3 hot dogs!\n\n4 stars for Top Dog!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZKdNk5RYb9ZgYYIS01FUrw", "date": "2009-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2maJNwN4kt8aacO5-n9MkQ", "text": "How has it been i have yet to review Top Dogs after living in Berkeley for over five years?  Welcome to Top Dog, a Berkeley institution since my father was going to law school in panchos and flip flops.\n\nStoners, drunkies, and night owls unite over the additional option of late night munching.  Top Dog stays open late into the night to feed your rumbling and over the legal limit tummies serving up some excellet dogs.  From a classic Bratwurst to hot links to the local favorite of chicken apple, nothing says \"good morning\" like a 2am bite into tube filled goodness wrapped in toasted buns served with the venerable classics of mustard onions, jalepenos and the balancing sweetness of relish.\n\nDo you want a Coke with that?  Hell to the no!  They don't serve the evil corporation Berkeley is known to disdain.  It's all RC Cola here.  Say what you want about this d-list cola, it reminds me of my grandmas house and how she stacked the stuff in the corner by the dining table because she would stock up when on sale.  Delicious.\n\nAre you a tourist?  Then don't stand at the counter and ponder over the menu (i mean, really... there are like 8 items in total).  The efficient and hard hitting men behind the counter will give you about five seconds to order before moving on to the next customer, but not before providing you with a sarcastic pep talk to not waste their time.  It's serious business here.  After all, as Anthony Bourdain would say, is there anything better than meat in tube form?  No, i dont think so either.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LpRlZ58I3TGK71A7Urvf4A", "date": "2009-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "36PiPB2ljcS0SjfNODE34g", "text": "I might be one of few non-berkeley students to rate this place so you should trust my opinion more. \n\nTop Dog is awesome.\nMy crazy bald friend and I drove up to Oakland from Los Angeles because we were craving Top Dog. We wondered if there was some kind of addictive substance in it that made us keep going back for more. \n\nApparently, it's not just the sausage that was calling us, but the whole culinary experience of devouring those juicy sausages. When we got there after a long drive, we sat, ordered, and hungrily waited for our perfect sausages. The liberal newspaper clippings and strange workers always provide for amusement until we get our hot dogs in our greedy little hands. The workers will tell you that contrary to popular belief, sausages are not bad for you at all. One lady told us that she ate three sausages a day! Now, that's just crazy.\n\nAnyway, I love the hot link (especially after a night of drinking) and the Kielbasa is just an awesome squirt in your mouth. \n\nI'd have to say in terms of quality, Rosamunde's is the best but a Top Dog experience is always a fun experience. We decided not to buy the frozen packs. It just wouldn't be the same without actually being there to experience it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m3FleKsUG-1UNqJsJZid9A", "date": "2007-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4iaHho7YhX-j2PPmSO7kFA", "text": "I have not been back to Top Dog since my college days when I thought $2.75 was very expensive for a hot dog when I could buy and cook my own. \n\nBut this time, I returned with a friend, and it is a good deal in comparison to all this other food out there. The guy was also very cool. I tried their calibrese and linguica, while my friend had her favorite lemon chicken. It was all simply delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ReoITf9K798Y_1aat7zh-Q", "date": "2009-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5DiIY36Rh0dn4ZbV3BtXkA", "text": "If you've waited in the ridiculously long line at Pink's in Hollywood, you definitely have to go try Top Dog up in Berkeley. It blows Pink's away.\n\nThe breakdown:\n\nBockwurst: 5/5\nLemon Chicken: 5/5\nHot Link: 4.5/5\nBratwurst: 4.5/5\nKielbasa: 4.5/5\nCalabrese: 4.5/5\n\nMy Food Rating = A+\n\nAmbience: 4/5\nService: 5/5\nClean: 3/5\n\nMy Experience Rating: A-\n\nLocation: 5/5\nWait: 5/5\nHours: 4/5\nParking: 2/5\n\nMy Convenience Rating: A-\n\nPros:\n\n- The best hot dogs in California.\n- Perfectly toasted buns.\n- Cheap. $3 (used to be $2.50)\n\nCons:\n- Cash only.\n- Not 24 hours. \n\nTip: No seating. But it's a hot dog, you can eat it standing.\n\nTip: Order two. One is not enough.\n\nTip: The Russian mustard is spicy.\n\nBottom Line: Bockwurst at Top Dog has changed my life.\n\nSeriously, I've never really been too big on hot dogs, and one bite into the bockwurst changed everything. No other hot dog has come close ever since. \n\nMy 4 years at CAL wouldn't have been the same without Top Dog. Everytime I drink beer, I crave Top Dog. Everytime I go back up to Berkeley, Top Dog is the first thing on my mind.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s8rI19VDSz6W7pQAV4gVdw", "date": "2007-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7y4YcAn9apMK3jVM7TfU_w", "text": "Just visited again after a Cal game for the first time since the 80s. Nothing has changed, and that is a good thing! The dogs are as great as I remember. The service is...unique. One person, on football days two people, run the whole thing. You shout out your order over the crowd of others. You will be amazed that they never seem to make an order mistake in this chaotic setting.\n\nI could go into my favorite dogs, but it doesn't matter. You cannot go wrong with any dog. Even the bun is a delight. This is one of the best dogs I have ever had, and at a bargain price!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ht32V9f8QjmudKOFm_U51A", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8m4Hau37I__xQ4JIGTy7jw", "text": "Not a hot dog fan, but at 1am who can argue? Great grub for the midnight munchies. Slightly disorganized line for service, but aways busy, indication of the good food. No place to sit, so good for driving up and camping out on someone's stoop. Fun crowd to mingle with when you're waiting for your order. Bubble blowing encouraged.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wZG2xlICfUkJiY1NdPJH2A", "date": "2009-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ApBzNkAZkRc6dJDI1xHuNw", "text": "Does Top Dog really need another glowing review? Probably not, so I'm going to toast Top Dog instead.\n\nTo Top Dog:  Thank you for selling delicious dogs that aren't just beef and mystery meat.  Thank you for spicy dogs and sweet dogs. Thank you for making each order hot, delicious and to order. Thank you for the fancy tuck you do when you wrap a dog. Thank you for having relish. Thank you for existing on three sides of campus, so that I'm never far away. Top Dog, I miss thee so much when I am not in Berkeley and I just wanted to thank you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OIz8dTBZx9oXUfnPFYgVbQ", "date": "2007-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AytCrWJjA4Jdu1IK6OTNVA", "text": "I wouldn't say this Dog is Top, but at least it's trying. Right off the bat, I'd say the customer service could definitely improve. I had to wait 20 minutes while the only woman on staff talked to a customer for a century about catering a work event. She finally got around to serving me, and my Garlic Dog heaped with mounds of available condiments really hit the spot (although with all the hype, I really expected it to be better). Add a star for \"Reba\" playing on the television above, but subtract one out of spite for the fact that i got a ticket. Thanks alot Berkeley, it said 30 minute parking.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B81JSScTaTiHhJNGU4XmBg", "date": "2007-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CY9iLsE2z_yLhLqJdD1WGw", "text": "Over it, only good when drunk, and the bread just isn't that great", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sVHVu9J-kqcFNVEjNO6V8A", "date": "2008-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DkO_ilx7sRKQTluGhWEmGA", "text": "Best dogs in the bay!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0xgcrVXSZDvrt0Y6E_CeGQ", "date": "2010-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dYTNFUqjUUMahApKtDb6CQ", "text": "I ate at top dog maybe twice in my four years at Cal. It wasn't till I moved to the south bay and starting frequenting the top dog franchise near San Jose State that I developed an appreciation for these top flight hot dogs. I still contend that they're overpriced, but at 2:30 in the morning, few things hit the spot as well as a loaded calabrese and kielbasa. \n\nGood after club/bar detour for 510 and 925ers not looking to end their nights in the city promptly after 2 am.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IEf-45Hj56fWd3slUc3tGQ", "date": "2007-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I2Jj_8-mvfazTsi5DH8Rig", "text": "Nothing has ever settled quite a late-night, much-needed snack like Top Dog just did. Apple chicken sausage, thank you for completing my night and being open at 230am so I could devour your satisfying goodness! And for only 3 bucks, fast and friendly service despite the crazy long line? I shall be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q2uNljIGLHjuQxvDGdzHIw", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jLrPVdIDlJi0h0mj1bYedA", "text": "This is another one of Berkeley's gem (they also have the North Berkeley location which is less crowded). Top Dog is the best hot dog ever, nothing comes close.  I love their chicken apple hot dog and lemon chicken.  They also have a great vegetarian dog.  They have  anti-corporation, anti-capitalist stickers that are the remnants of the bygone days of Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-taQkQkKJZTNeKbGRaRgjg", "date": "2006-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jlyJxGGNz4-gwaa-9DbpsQ", "text": "Top Dog! What makes this place better than any other place? I mean, can a hot dog taste better here than the ones you get from a cart or at Costco? From my personal experience, the hot dog from here was better than that at of the famous Nathan's over in Coney Island.\n\nIs it the dog or the bread? Maybe it's the combination of both, or maybe the condiments? Something works here, and it works very well. \n\nI've tried most on the menu, with the exception of the Veggie one (if you're vegetarian, you probably shouldn't walk in here, considering the abundance of other Vegan and Vegetarian options in this city). \n\nI like the Kielbasa, and sometimes I get two if I'm hungry. I top it off with the Spicy Russian Mustard, Sauerkraut, and Onions. With the hot dogs, I recommend the Potato Salad, it's good, and you can eat it while you wait for the dogs to be ready.\n\nIt's a must-stop if you're in Berkeley. They have their other locations; but this is the place to go before or after any of the Cal games.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gAAdGPcsYH9U1NDzoxszJw", "date": "2011-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JLYs-a6I2L-prf1HON_e8w", "text": "GO for the Bockwurst, it's the best. I was introduce to this place by my friend who went to CAL. I get two dogs every time I go, a Bock and a Hot link. This truly is a hole-in-a-wall GEM. Don't think twice about coming here. Peace.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HqIXxAG45SR4WHg9mqonYA", "date": "2007-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LAz_VgMPpq8N2tjfzowBiA", "text": "How could you not love this joint when everything on the menu is just $3 :D\n\nDon't expect \"grilled onions\" because the only SELF-SERVED condiments they had were \"ketchup, mustard, hot mustard & WARM sauerkraut\"\n\nI stumbled into this place during lunch and had their Louisiana Hot links and boy did that wiener had some kicks!!!  YUM YUM YUM", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ts23q7bP84qKUZNj8156pQ", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lpiYTz8OluCJvfAal0Hnjg", "text": "Top Dogs??? F*** YEAH!!!  Gimme a Kiel, a Hot and a Brat for good measure...large apple juice or some old school RC Cola. Damn I've been loving this place back when Run DMC was a \"new\" rap group.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qfT3_m-GPQ9oY1sBOe_Kgw", "date": "2007-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LUPBno6XL0VNrpaO_2RAgA", "text": "Yum! As usual when this place gets busy, the cook will take as many orders as there are people in line. How he keeps them all straight in his head is beyond me! Must try:\n\n- lemon chicken dog\n- apple chicken dog\n- hot link dog\n\nYUM! Totally worth the wait!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vCyvUmbQkCYct6JXlmXRaQ", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MakXGMhIv3R_A2fzyaADnQ", "text": "I really miss those late-night runs to this place in the freezing cold Berkeley air with my roommates. Top Dog is responsible for feeding generations of hungry and hard-working Berkeley students, something that the state of California should be quite thankful for.\n\nMy personal favorites are the Calabrese (pork, paprika, chili, fennel) and Smoked Chicken Apple (chicken, apple). Topped with the self-serve onions, sauerkraut, and ketchup/mustard. $3 per hot dog (not too cheap, but also not too expensive). In the end, a hot dog is a hot dog.\n\nOn a side note, Top Dog (Bay Area) is superior to Pink's Hot Dogs (LA) in the sense that Top Dog serves a superb selection of meat, whereas Pink's tries to mask their poor quality of sausage with an assortment of health-destroying toppings. I heard they opened up a Top Dog in So Cal called Berkeley Dog in Mission Viejo. I must check that place out sometime soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hOcd48BgOvijfA2yIVYfxg", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NHEIGo79QXHghazGyZIY2g", "text": "I stopped in today to grab a couple dogs to go for a picnic at the Albany Bulb.  I gotta say that this was the best meat stick I've had in my hand since this morning's shower.  I KEEEEEED!\n\nBut really - I think the top dog is the best hot dog I've ever had.  The pretzel-like bun sealed the deal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UqprcndB0uq6AueXyate2w", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nQ-PmBpfsD5ILQgraustxA", "text": "L-E-M-O-N    C-H-I-C-K-E-N\n\nThat is all you need to order here.\n\nSlap yo momma delicious.\n\nEverything else on the menu is okay to good, but lemon chicken is why top dog gets 5 stars.\n\nAlways a must stop when up north.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WzHQBlOoycQAG3sKvlspUw", "date": "2011-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o3tTSeE6tHQjBwPewnz8PA", "text": "patronize the ma and pa hole in the wall joints. Its some good stuff here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FS2UACKqUVZbsTzoFmWMEg", "date": "2009-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oabxFRf3xfE77mzGecqNJQ", "text": "I LURVE these guys!\r\n\r\nIt was 2:20am when I stumbled out of the Down Low last night full of liquor  with my girlfriend and our newly acquired men seriously jonesin' for some sausage! Hahaha...you freaks, from Top Dog, not the men! (well...hmmm....*wink wink*)\r\n\r\nThey were closing but they got one look at my genuine NEED for dog and they served me...what service! I got a polish dog and slathered it with onions, relish, mustard and ketsup and my ass was grubbin'!\r\n\r\nThank you Top Dog! You fed my cravin' for some HOT DAWG!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hSNq8DXrFxt0qf9NpxdSWQ", "date": "2006-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oonwvi03USZ2vEmip_PRgg", "text": "Damn. One amazing institution. Great selection of dogs, wurst and sausages. Grilled over an open flame. Fresh toasted buns. Great potato salad. You can't beat this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hhjkA2ok2-Iu8JJlTfMZEg", "date": "2009-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "otDzv8M44aBhKldPD9YdaA", "text": "Walked by on a Cal gameday. They had a whole setup outside and as I walked by, a guy yelled out, \"hey, you, want a Top Dog?\" How could I ever say no to that?\n\nMy dad's company always has Top Dog cater their kegger parties, so I've been having their dogs for something like 12 years.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0a6uCZMZ3f4xjhyonQKoRg", "date": "2009-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OXCZ9gKdQWfSXQeE87N_OQ", "text": "Back when I was a young wide-eyed naive little lassie, hot dogs meant the stuff you got at the supermarket that came with 12 in a pack.  Like Ballpark or Oscar Mayer.  My definition of fancy hot dogs were the ones that had processed cheese in them, or perhaps those 'lil' smokies.'\n\nSo, discovering Top Dog as a Cal undergrad was truly a culinary epiphany for me.  Hoo boy!!! Lemon chicken, kielbasa, bratwurst, bockwurst, chicken apple sausage all grilled up and served on a warm toasty sesame bun.  Holy crap I was in meat heaven.  It was also where my love of sauerkraut was born.    \n\nNot the cleanest hole in the wall, but worth it just to feel/hear/taste the delicious snap of the first bite of one's Top Dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aJ4j-PWRUtbpu0uXALersg", "date": "2006-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ozZt-MgN6XfsgaS_bY3z9w", "text": "So I'm a vegetarian.  That limits me to exactly one kind of top dog -- the vegetarian dog.  The vegetarian dog just isn't that special.  If you aren't vegetarian, this place is probably fantastic, but if you are, Top Dog isn't anything special.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_PThbLGMJYcBxil2HZeaiw", "text": "Does anything else really need to be said about this place?\n\nGreat food. Great prices. Great service. Great place. \n\nThe buns alone are worth it, let alone the amazing quality of the dogs. \n\nThey catered our wedding and they were remarkably easy to work with. Best Ever.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kefZ4sIDA-K3n2lQYt1hAQ", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QBliE4FJXnL1O5po6BCf4A", "text": "worth the wait!\ni love top dog!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jtv28BP4wvGD2q-gRUdHvQ", "date": "2008-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S9NVZHGnRPzf6UFZCAfC-Q", "text": "One of the few times I wouldn't mind walking around with a ton of sloppy  mustardy and ketchupy goodness on my face since the food is so damn good. Quick and tasty, & totally the best way to go.\n\nAlso surprising that I touched a Polish sausage, though being Polish myself I dread those things. However, Top Dog's were really something great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z_Vc5hzqpPXQ0H9uhVkrsA", "date": "2007-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sH93TjIcf_FtvvG-atDecw", "text": "The best hot dog shack in the world.  Period.  Always.  A must-try on any trip to Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fqCxaOI1cvnXx1OlHRUDPg", "date": "2011-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sjMrad_CvixPJbN1xJ_NAg", "text": "i live a block away and can't stop going here. one of the few businesses actually open past 10pm in this city. super quick service, quality of sausages are unparalleled (my favorite is chicken apple), no room for dawdling so you can get your food and be on your way. can't get enough top dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lIOHGl1LWFp6RADfRtvggA", "date": "2009-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U1ocTJYuuTnmsYsLtBs8jw", "text": "i don't even like hot dogs and sausages, but top dog changed my mind.  this is the BEST sausage joint ever!!!!! cheap, no line, quick, deliciousness.... i don't know what else to say...better than pink's, costco hot dogs, dodger dogs!!!  i had the chicken apple and it was absolutely amazing.  you add toppings yourself, and there is basically no seating inside so you'd either have to take it togo or enjoy it on the sidewalk with the homeless.\n\nwould come back in a FLASH!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-WOfPuBRG-uOgEz3m1JN-A", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ujzpDqIg5Z79VoMCt6k3hQ", "text": "When I moved out to San Diego I met someone who would eventually become a very good friend and not too long ago he asked me about Top Dog in Berkeley....2 weeks later we flew out to the Bay Area(only cus it was thxgiving break tho) and my San Diego friend went back to San Diego with 10 hotdogs in a cooler.....nuff said.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PsB6Tr1OPpXJPZ5fS3vORg", "date": "2008-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UPVLC3YXbL3XCflbazc9ZA", "text": "As a full time New Yorker this is a great stand alone hot dog. No crazy toppings like Pinks in LA or Crif Dog in NYC...just a plain dog.\n\nGreat 2am drunk food and I am glad this is one of the few places that are open that late! When I used to live in the East Bay my friends and I would always hit up his place after going to bars. Every time I come back to the East Bay to visit I make sure I get some Top Dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4Y2wB14SQCQ3MveIGawQSg", "date": "2009-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uzbuh9XZT6QbRhipWw96-w", "text": "The best Hot dogs in the Bay area. All their dogs are the bomb, but if i were to pick my top choice would be the lemon chicken.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZeIDWs_A7cDWbbglRdOjeg", "date": "2007-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vCfy_k5xPgK4b5blixyqtQ", "text": "Now living in Los Angeles I recently Yelped a review for \"Pink's Hot Dog Stand.\"\r\n\r\nPink's is \"the dog\" down here.  The lines often stretch down the block, and there's a good chance those in line might be treated to seeing some celeb drive up and get a dog or two.  But as I wrote in my review, Pink's is less than squat when going dogo-a-dogo against a \"Top Dog.\"  I doubt they're even in the same USDA food group!  \r\n\r\nMany, many years ago my older sis attended UC, and I'd drive up there to soak in some college atmosphere.  (Sadly I didn't attend college; I went to San Jose State.)  While there she exposed me to the seamy Berkeley underbelly, including Barrington Hall (where she existed for a few semesters) and, of course, Top Dog.  \r\n\r\nIt's a pleasure to say that since then nothing much has changed at Top Dog.  Why mess with perfection?\r\n\r\nWell, one thing has changed, the price.  Back then a Top was only 75 cents!  I knew I should of stocked up when I had the chance!\r\n\r\nUnfortunately I don't have the opportunity to frequent Top Dog much anymore, but we try to make a quick stop there a priority whenever we visit the Bay Area.\r\n\r\nLong live TOP DOG!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oBOvzttfumqciZDfdiPzAA", "date": "2006-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v-oLwnEduS_rwqglQLcQiw", "text": "this place it a no brainer.... been eating them since 82'  as a high school kid running around with the crew tring to crash frat parties... top dog was always great after drining late night... but dam these bomb hot dogs taste great drunk or sober... had some for lunch and yep hella good.  ever see the line here at 230 am?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6SsFMhsBOLe3_wRCaeRmSw", "date": "2008-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vtDtX-j3SfusZs27G5wqyA", "text": "If you're gonna get a hot dog, where else would u go BUT top dog???\n\nIt definitely hits the spot if you're looking for a midnight snack.  I don't usually come here by myself for dinner because I would have to order 2 or more of them!  However, if I'm with another and we split an entree then we'll each also get our own top dog :).\n\nI think the chicken flavors are kinda bland.  My favorites are the Hot Link, Kielbasa, and Linguica.  The Linguica is pretty weird tho so if you're feeling daring check it out, but I don't guarantee anything (all I know is that I like it :).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l9BVZqg2hp1oyFgXpRtWlw", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W4Zt5RPdcMjxavIORyoCbg", "text": "Whoever started this place had a genius idea. Good joint that requires low maintenance, but offers all the services of a legit restaurant.\n\nYou kind of just walk up and order as there is no formal line. It could easily get over crowded in the small shop, but the worker is pretty good at remembering who ordered what.\n\nThe food def lives up to the hype. I actually was a fattie and had two dogs. I think the most notable thing was their bread. It's not a regular hot dog bun. It's more like a sandwich bun you would see at quiznos. Regardless of what it resembles, it makes the place stand out. I had the Bird Dog and the Hot Link. Just so you know, the hot link is actually HOT as the name suggests... I failed to make the connection and suffered the consequences of chugging my quickly's to put out the fire.\n\nIf I went to Cal, I'd be going here all day, errday", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-5Bkci0QszkWEw63EbVx8g", "date": "2011-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WQwdfgq-VwO8zEa1Z7nxTg", "text": "If you're in line, be ready to order within one and a half seconds when called upon. If you hesitate and look unsure, the guy behind the counter will scowl at you and move on to the next person's order while you scratch your chin, peruse the menu, and look like you're contemplating the meaning of life.\n\nI am amazed by the efficiency of Top Dog's [usually one man] operation. Hot dogs of all kinds for a flat $3, simple and straightforward. No tickets, no receipts. I give cash, move aside, then get handed my food when it's ready in three to four minutes. There's three or four other pending orders, all handled by that one guy, and my order always comes out right every time.\n\nServed until 2am.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UE0y4lm6ILoXhyLrtVlo4g", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xwFX5XeYVW37LmTag96t0A", "text": "Top Dog saved the day again with hot wieners at 2 in the morning. Thank You Top Dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KKOM5feU4TzZmUEY24y02Q", "date": "2006-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YBlA450BFK1CQwAjFv45fg", "text": "Everyone has said everything that needs to be said.\n\nBut I LOVE this place.\n\nIt doesn't even bother me that the guy behind the counter takes my money and handles the hot dogs all with the same hands without gloves.\n\nBut the food is sooo good, you don't care.\n\nI think this place stays open til 1am... which is also great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YwjSTVvLGOG4dyqoYN-I2g", "date": "2009-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yqvi7eMfZxwTLauktHm7Aw", "text": "When I'm in the area, I usually drop in a for quick \"dog\" bite... The price is right, and there are many dogs to choose from.\n\nI haven't been bitten by a bad one yet.\n\nI really can't think of anywhere else to go when I'm in the mood for a hot dog (although I do enjoy the ones at Costco---before they took away the kraut...)\n\nLove the kraut and all the other fixins at Top Dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q8tW5UIDDOJ3TeKdwfA0xQ", "date": "2006-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZRvvVry1di5rWISoy6EA5A", "text": "I like how they're mean to me. Good dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kepSYu6Gprufju13eV52wg", "date": "2007-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zUPapWODJFhb5kwJc2JeAw", "text": "Gotta love these dogs.. beef, kielbasa, lemon chicken, smoked chicken apple, bird dog, hot link .. oh my.  (My fav's are the bird and top dogs.. with sauerkraut, please).  WARNING:  Avoid The Weiner (veggie).  As tempting as the name sounds, it does NOT satisfy.  Trust me, no Weiner for you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZIowdUve-IjIN-EgQIwCLA", "date": "2006-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BbXi2Qeo0i-jr0GJCVgkxg", "text": "Top Dog is one of those things you specifically begin to crave once you've had a taste.\n\nApart from the food's ability to always hit the spot, you can pile on as much sauerkraut as you want, and with great late hours, it makes the perfect drunk food, though you may be depriving yourself of the full sensory experience there... My favorite flavor thus far has been the mango habanero, and unfortunately, I think it's only a special and not a regular menu item (I could be wrong). If you have time and aren't shuffling out of there as soon as you grab your meal, it's also fun to read the walls, which are plastered with more libertarian propaganda than a tea party HQ.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RdvF0neSwkZUwMrNHMGkrQ", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "c11r2GWGrmZZ_MQFfjaflg", "text": "Trusty.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "chUJM8dboI0DWLeyYjuhhw", "text": "i eat here everytime im in SF.\nand get the SAME thing every single time:\n\nhot link + ketchup + tons of relish.\n\nmmmm im drooling. *tear", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MGrNMMePj0kw-6LIL1SflQ", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "etHquvteY4KZgthigDKHlw", "text": "lets just say...i drove to berkeley from SF twice a week for the entire summer just to have their amazing hot links. (i gained about 5 lbs that summer) It was sooooooo worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-r48DjK82rsDovIZT38MUw", "date": "2008-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ke6Z-_oON5geskwf5rCZGw", "text": "leaving the bars at closing in berkeley, you have but two options: pizza or hot dogs. um, yes please and thank you, but i'll take top dog every single time. \r\n\r\nnothing like shoving your way through a bunch of drunks, screaming your order at some ornery old dude (although they're never ornery with me, since i've been knowin' 'em for years and all...), putting too much mustard and ketchup on your chicken apple and... stuffing it all into your mouth. that first bite, when you crack it open and the juice squirts out... man, i know this is starting to sound sexual, but it's really just drunk food transcending all else.\r\n\r\ni love top dogs. \r\n\r\nalso, since i like telling stories sometimes:\r\n\r\none time i got waaaaaasted at the bar and headed over to my friend diana's house. diana lived in that apartment building next to top dog at the time, the one on whose steps people often sit while shoving dogs in their faces, you know it. wasted, wasted, wasted. upon arriving at their house, i took it upon myself to begin making frequent high-pitched monkey noises and drinking cheap branndy right from the bottle, in gulps! \r\n\r\ni was very much even more wasted than when i left the bar when i stumbled (yes) into the kitchen and noticed a banana on the table. BANANA! \r\n\r\nq: what could go better with high pitched monkey \"OOOOK\"s and brandy than a banana?\r\n\r\na: nothing!\r\n\r\nokay, right, so i commence stuffing the banana into my face, alternately swallowing some bites and spitting others (100% pure monkey style) into the astonished faces of other people, who were much less drunkenly also hanging out in diana's apartment.\r\n\r\nmoments later, i was on the front porch, throwing up all over the steps.\r\n\r\nmoments after that, i was commanding my friend eric to go and get me a chicken apple top dog, saying it was the only thing that would make me feel better. he complied, and it really did work.\r\n\r\ni slept like a drunken baby that night.\r\n\r\n(p.s. i used to work here, and just for informational purposes, i have to tell you that there's a handwritten sign in the bathroom that says \"IF IT'S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW. IF IT'S BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN.\" i'll never forget that.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qt6t6i4RDbgXIOg6EXUbvQ", "date": "2006-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PwSAvR5CJk7RBUpMq-9BIw", "text": "My first Top Dog experience occurred during college when I was visiting our local Fraternity Chapter. Whenever I'm in Berkeley, I always make it a point to stop and get a hot dog. There are several options to go with along with several options to top the dog off with. Watch out for the Russian mustard!\n\nHard to go wrong with anything on the menu. I always like the brat, polish and the regular top dog.\n\nA nice perk is having RC cola on tap. Very hard to find in CA.\n\nThe only downside is there isn't much room to eat inside because of the small location. There is limited seating inside or you can just eat out on the sidewalk or as you stroll the streets.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GyzIYH4hqTVUiDGqXq29zg", "date": "2009-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sHty8JvDVOOTnDC-wuiyPQ", "text": "This used to be a 5-star review. Since they bumped their prices up to $3.00 a dog, it no longer deserves that fifth star.\n\nEvery time I come in (probably drunk), I get a Brat and a Lemon Chicken, each with just a little sauerkraut and a kiss of spicy mustard. Totally makes my night, and talking to all the fellow drunks/stoners lined up outside at 3am on a Saturday is a hoot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kr_Cxw6t2MDHmdx-JWK9mQ", "date": "2010-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Swe7G4O0uSwOzhGhm2ZgYQ", "text": "a no.brainer: top dog gets obviously gets a 5.star yelp, even despite my rule of trying to reserve 5.star yelps for like \"nicer\" restaurants, like \"fine dining\" establishments.  honestly, when i was a student at berkeley, even though i loved top dog hot dogs, i was a little uneasy about how it was more expensive than buying cheap hot dogs like from the vietnamese $1 shop in the asuc underground (does that even exist anymore) and weren't like superfilling.  however, later, i learned to enjoy top dog as a tasty, gourmet snack more than as meal.  still, i guess oftentimes, people just buy more than one dog in order to make a meal, and that's fine too.  the price really isn't so bad, considering they are really tasty hot dogs served in deliciously hot, toasty buns.  i guess i have even more of a appreciation of the value now that i live in the silicon valley because food in general is cheaper up in berkeley.\n\nof course, the fact that top dog (especially the original, durant location) is open late is a major plus.  after all, the only reason i was inspired to yelp about top dog after all these years is because i was up in berkeley last night djing a party for haas business school students at the hotel shattuck plaza and needed to get a bite to eat after the party.  i got a $3.25 mango habanero chicken sausage.  perfect!\n\nrecently, i noticed fake top dogs here and there.  i noticed on yelp that, down in socal somewhere, there's a \"berkeley dog.\"  obviously, they're copying top dog.  i'm sure nothing beats the original.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "17P2jIstE8RW_u4JO7KEbA", "date": "2010-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xK3CGtt1uoYHvT5EqKnT2w", "text": "Review number 530 just to prove a commitment to the savory goodness. \n\nPRESSURE. \n\nUNDER PRESSURE.\n\nahem...minor musical interlude. \n\nany case, ordered the standard top dog. it was:\n\na) juicy?\nb) crispy and warm?\nc) all beef goodness?\nd) all of the above?\n\nall of the above bitches. i added ketchup and onions. (these are important on normal less flavorful hotdogs, but i think it actually quashed some of the original flavor of the meat so you really don't need it. take a bite and then decide. \n\nimportant notes someone should have told me before i went to the adventure that is top dog. \n\n1) there is no line. so just fucking speak up and say, hey I want \"X\".\nthe guy is cool but unless a lot of people start filling in, he's focused on the ones he's cooking already. ( i have a hard time opening my mouth in these situations -- hope you are more brave)\n\n2) you need cash. it's really cheap and there's an atm on the way to it on telegraph. you only need a little cash, nearly everything is 3 bucks. soda is less than 2. \n\n3) it's not the all saving all grace of God hotdog. but it's a good hot dog. so accept it as a hotdog and enjoy it. \n\n4) they do have vegan hotdogs. they do have german, italian, chicago style, and the other ethnic groups that have decided to attempt work in the hot dog.\n\n\n(whisper) under pressure. boom", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BMEmpeosi4LfwRlAMgtjbg", "date": "2009-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "pqWM92H7smnZxPweoVu-5A", "text": "I don't remember many things when I'm drunk. Scratch that; this particular night, I remember close to nothing. But I remember coming here hella drunk and getting a hot dog, so it must have been pretty damn good because that's the only thing I really remember about that epic, epic night.\n\nI also remember dropping it after I had eaten half, and being hella sad. Apparently I tried to eat it again. LOL. This could only mean that that hot dog was reaaaaaaaaally damn good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ileI06mnGv32dYOk3Qwmmg", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "by9mhcPdPxh3gEGwtG2pOQ", "text": "i fucken love you.\n\nthat's all i have to say.\n\ni lied. top dog and a hot link.\n\ngod damn i love you.\n\ni lied again.\n\nRUSSIAN MUSTARD?!?! eat that shit when your sinuses are clogged, it'll clear it up and taste delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SXfvHWScLghzoTSBqb_e6w", "date": "2007-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "1xj-P4NptRDDDPngmAOTDg", "text": "Top Dog is just your average wiener. Have you ever seen the \"Soup Nazi\" episode of Seinfeld? Well, subtract the soup and add hot dogs and you have half of the Top Dog staff.  If they yell at me one more time about my wiener selection I might just flip over their onion and relish containers. \n\nThe food is okay when you are drunk but they need to clean up the transient traffic outside. After being harassed by the Top Dog staff while ordering the last thing someone wants to deal with are the homeless wizards congregating outside--who havent showered since the Nixon administration.\n\n+1 hot dog selection\n-1 staff\n-1 transients", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yzTGXWx40PwAs4-oc4X2VA", "date": "2011-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "W3Dqg6eDuOr8VY-GE4pALQ", "text": "Oh man oh man o shevitz...\n\nIn the not too distant past I lived in Berkeley just around the corner from this place.  And the place ultimately lead to me being kicked out of my apartment, so that's why it didn't get 6 stars.\n\nIt went down somethin like this.  After a long night of drinkin corn syrup, me and a friend went to a top dog.  Well he was from outta town and is also a glutton, so he wanted to know what to get.  I told him that everything was good.\n\nSo this fat piece of crap orders four hot dogs.  Well, not to be outdone, I order four as well.  Well the guy behind the counter is eggin us on... why don't you just order the whole damn menu?\n\nSo 35 dollars worth of hot dogs later, the guy gives us a free top dog post card that says \"I ate the wall\" and has a bunch of anarchist bull shit on it.\n\nWe get back, and start doin' shots of hot dog.  No we didn't grind them up in the blender (I usually reserve that treatment for the body parts of my victims), but we cut em half, and cheers'ed each one of them and were screamin \"TOPPPPPPP DOOOOOOOOAAAAAAGGG\" after each bite.\n\nAnyway, after that night I was asked to \"think about finding a new place\"...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7XvUlAuIRF9IhWAvlr5U7Q", "date": "2006-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0sFkyD4DvViyYrJRuvRj-Q", "text": "So for $3 per dog, I have to say I'm quite impressed. Top Dog is another reason why Berkeley students/residents are lucky to have places like this that are open late. After hearing much hype about this place, I finally got to see what all the fuss was about over this. Now I'm writing the 605th review for this place, and I heavily approve of Top Dog. \n\nThe wait was short at 11 in the evening. I walk in to see the worker grilling the dogs, playing heavy metal on his boombox, and watching Letterman. He kinda had a douchey attitude in asking us what we wanted, but I guess that's what happens when you're working that late and you're the only one working the stand. \n\nI ordered the Top Dog and the smoked chicken apple. I topped both with onions, ketchup, and deli mustard. Fair warning: use the deli mustard very lightly. As good as the hot dogs were, my nostrils were under fire with every bite. It's not that I was thirsty or anything, its just I felt like a rocket was going to shoot out of my head and my nostrils were the exhausts pipes. \n\nOther than that, the dogs were amazing. The Top Dog was juicy and well complimented with the grilled bun. I saved the smoked chicken apple since it seemed more flavorful than the Top Dog. Boy was I right. Each bite had a hint of apple to it, but not too overbearing. I also sampled the spicy dog my friend ordered, and it was well... rather spicy. I think I'll actually get that next time. I'm sure I'm going to try this again, and I'd like to give the other dogs a try. I was very content with my food, and I look forward to stuffing my face here again... sans the deli mustard.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cVHGXQFo2roQGH0wvZeWHA", "date": "2009-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1M1slrtzR8rJutNBPzb77w", "text": "I am reviewing top dog even though i'm still in my jammies at home...i  am heading for berkeley a little later...uncle bruce is going with me.\n\ni am driving from san mateo to get dogs from td...even though there is a costco within spitting distance....i love the dogs a td..i will order three and pile 'em high with relish,mustard and kraut...can't wait....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TznShkTBKxNsjSTIDkUO1g", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1wvgDi3NJe_qFPPehYIw9g", "text": "My favorite hot dog place of all time!  \n\nI always get 3 spicy hot links, put a little ketchup, a little hot mustard and a little bit of sour kraut.  Dooooood!\n\nLittle known fact, they have a Top Dog in Oakland inside of a 24 hour Longs Drugs, although the Top Dog closes at 9pm!  I used to get my fix there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ez5IUm4VkgWnZbay_jWZeA", "date": "2009-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2LQD3ZbB7xjV5SZEKlpuGg", "text": "The perfect food to snack on or get as a pick-me-up.  The sausages are perfectly juicy, and the buns are perfectly toasted.  Pinks is nothing compared to this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g9OIHb-q1b-EcjiFvWLiuA", "date": "2007-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2NrTH3kWOwGgKTHlE6AITQ", "text": "the best hot dog i've ever had! my favorite is the chicken apple...\n\nthe hot link is spiiiicy and oh so good. gets you by surprise. the kielbasa and bird dog (turkey) are pretty good as well. \n\nso nice after a night out. i miss this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1AsfBfeCmW7t1YlUoH9sLA", "date": "2009-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3nN13QIKVYqW4m-RLkcovQ", "text": "5 stars is not enough for this joint./establishment.  You have to experience the great dogs,,,,,lots and lots of choices of dogs from kilbasa, polish, german, top dog, bockwurst....on these sesame buns....boy my mouth is watering.....Also, this is a place that really lets you feel like you are in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DTkBO0oZZpkbla9G8zPa6g", "date": "2010-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3nupqgeIEQ3ezVMdn--vWw", "text": "This is a great Berkeley institution (although there are now locations throughout the Bay Area now). There is nothing finer than ordering a couple of dogs and chatting with the Top Dog grill master while your dogs and buns are freshly grilled.\n\nMy personal favorites are the Lemon Chicken and the Bockwurst and they always seem to hit the spot. The 'grill masters' also have a great way of multitasking -- taking multiple orders, grilling, and collecting money. Not a job for any average Bear! May Top Dog continue its successful ways!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NaPbsuU0BH9GuZtmMWb1QA", "date": "2006-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "86aGFTGnqxAezmjs8NSpaQ", "text": "Lemon Chicken baby!!!!  Used to come here after partying in San Francisco back in our partying days and you could tell we loved this place because we lived in SF, partied in SF, then drove out to Berkeley just to get a Hot Dog and then drove back to SF....  \n\nA little crazy but we did it pretty often so yes, we all agreed that this was some damn good grub after the club.....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OWnYWg8L67W-moQJkjrXPQ", "date": "2008-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "91njV8HIFfLAOFkpH2PyVQ", "text": "There are so many reviews for this place...one more won't hurt. Haha.\n\nI tried this place today and I think it's pretty good. I had a frankfurter, but wish I would've gotten a calabrese. Actually, now that I take a closer look at their menu, I wish I couldve tried all the dogs. haha. I did have a taste of my friend's lemon chicken, and omg... I'm craving one now. \n\nI'll definitely be back for more topdog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RSgFjs4MxQ7ZH1H-56x4mQ", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9WgvE26cObljRxCI9CDTrw", "text": "ehhh... not that great! LOTS of hype, and way to hippie-ish for me. I woudl say that this is definitely a freshmen and tourist spot. The dogs aren't bad, but nothing out of this world, the staff are full of them selves and not friendly. (I know that is the point, but its stupid.) The chicken apple dog is pretty good though. \n\nI would rather go to LaBo or the Asian Ghetto...\n\nMY GO-TO DISH: Chicken Apple Dog.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Q2XztoGmfaoI1sJdiyBBXA", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BXL2Gyk-MMp33ZmJwNhOCA", "text": "Apple Chicken Hot Dog, I love thee.  This place is delicious.  That is why I always battle my fear of the Top Dog guy to get myself one of his delicious hot dogs.\n\nTo the reviewer that equated him to the Soup Nazi of Seinfeld, I totally agree!  You need to know what you want, say it straight out, and get out of the man's way!  He writes nothing down, just memorizes it all.  Maybe that's why he gets all pissy if someone tries to mess with his mojo.\n\nI once was suckered into going back into the shop to order my friend another hot dog.  What I fool I was for saying \"Excuse me..excuse me...\"  He simply looked up and yelled \"Get out!\"\n\nBut how can I hate a man that brings me such delicious joy?  Just make sure you know what you want when you order and don't even think twice about changing your mind.  You won't regret what you order anyway.  All the sausages are pretty delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q0NdjtYqFvfDxSfY1ps4gw", "date": "2010-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C5K7h_rsBJfKTlxNOAOH9g", "text": "I like 'em fruit-flavored:\nlemon chicken & chicken apple FTW.\n\nbut like all undersized weiners, OVERRAAAAATED...\n\nIf I were a guy, I'd feel pretty insecure...I mean worried that I wouldn't be full, so guys, order two.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M1CoMdlEFktYLIXBTXWzsA", "date": "2008-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cEksKRsVNwxg4l-it1wf-A", "text": "I just re-visited this place for the first time in years and it was AWESOME! The folks working the counter were kind, attentive and not flustered by the luch time rush. The vegetarian weenie totally satisfied a yearning I haven't been able to sate for months! It was so inexpensive I bought lunch for my whole office and they raved about the all-beef dogs I got for them. Keep up the great food & service!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b-VRhK5oQgZKw3ui45mj_Q", "date": "2007-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CLx7AUYW8bE6T430GKK8pw", "text": "UC Berkeley is getting ready to play their opening game this upcoming weekend. \n\nCan't wait for football and Top Dog. What a combo.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a8QNaErKMX1GTPfBPaH-bA", "date": "2008-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cMN9Gtwq6jhdhOR3Bi7jzw", "text": "Even though I'm a newbie to the Berkeley area, I was quickly informed that Top Dog was a place that I couldn't pass up.  Their hot dogs are super affordable (about 3-4 dollars for a decently sized hot dog) and they have a pretty good variety of hot dogs.  Being the indulgent eater that I am, I immediately ordered the regular Top Dog with Chili and Cheese.  The chili DOES have beans in it, but it was very tasty.  The toppings complimented the hot dog and the soft bun very well, however, my only complaint is that neither the chili nor the hot dog itself were hot enough to melt the shredded cheese that was sandwiched between the two.  Weird?  I mean, I get it; it's not 7/11, but melted cheese is a must on a chili cheese dog in my opinion.  \n\nWhether or not the dog's temperature was hot enough to please my internal thermometer, it was definitely a pleasing meal for my taste buds (and my hips, I'm sure.)  By the way, be aware that Chili and Cheese are two separate and additional costs to the hot dogs.. Still incredibly inexpensive.  I'm a fan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J4C-7RysAW14ISO-AoLhKg", "date": "2011-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cOLv5aUaXHQPheP-bty87A", "text": "Still the best hot dogs ever! Over the years, I've tried everything on the menu. My favorite was and still is the lemon chicken. Not sure when they raised their prices from $2.50 to $3. But its still a great deal, and an excellent option for a late night snack. \n\nTop Dog has really ruined hot dogs for me forever. I can't eat one without thinking, \"meh, this isn't as good as Top Dog...\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sCJXO24CRQlXSfbTYYWbOw", "date": "2009-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cy-a1ouPHDFrc7coHvY9vQ", "text": "I'm reluctant to give this place any more than 3 stars because it just wasn't as great as everyone makes it out to be.  Sure their buns are toasted and the hot mustard is definitely a plus, but I gotta say, even Costco's hot dog is better.  Maybe this is one of those places that you can only appreciate after a night of drinking, but since I visited during lunch time, it just didn't shake my world.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WhIyfW2zYlbz1rPN3W8THw", "date": "2009-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dkIW_4ZgcBWaOgNmEcNfdg", "text": "I miss this place!\n\nIt's been a couple of years (won't tell you how many) since my hubby and I graduated from Cal.  Top Dog is definitely one of the most missed places in the area!  Every year we try to go up at least twice to see old friends and the campus.  And we always squeeze Top Dog in between our meals!    \n\nWe heart the apple chicken!  I've tried other stuff but always come back to apple chicken!  We always put lots of condiments and it's just sooo yummmmmm!  Ohhh, I'm making myself hungry!\n\nTop Dog, Top Dog, please don't ever change!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y_dcDcn_21DTw9wfc3f5Rg", "date": "2009-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DxT_Zaq1V22Om8rLPyFT7A", "text": "Snack haven for CAL students..\nFor the short time i attended school at CAL, i used to come and eat here 3 times a week..\n\nGarlic Brokwurst..\nLemon chicken..\nChicken Apple..\nand my personal favorite.. da HOT LINK..\n\nfor all you folks who cant decide, just order the top dog\nand for you vegetarians, order the veggie dog.. its pretty damn good...\n\nthink they use colombo bread and they toast it just enough so it gives the dog that perfect crunch..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y-FsjL1cAJ75I8aT0IJ8Aw", "date": "2008-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dY8vMPTEbdDjAzbhkQf7Jw", "text": "It was only a few short years after Top Dog in Berkeley opened in 1966 that I/we discovered the best hot dogs west of Chicago.  I remember the National Guard marching down Telegraph avenue toward campus and thinking, 'save Top Dog.'\n\nMy personal favorate is the Calabrese (Italian) and my wife loves the Kielbasa (Polish).  The buns are soft and grilled on the same grill with the dogs so you get some good flavors going.\n\nSeating is very limited and the people who work there like to talk politics, sex, or any other topic you wish to be challenged on.  You will meet some very interesting people here and really like the dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0yQ2sjBMyX_gLzVcYFjm5Q", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EC8vYF9eQEsepItXseI0DA", "text": "Everyone knows Top Dog is amazing, but here is a hint:\n\nAsk them for uncooked dogs!!!  We brought home 6 uncooked dogs with their delicious buns and it only costs like $8!  It is cheaper, just as delicious, and you can eat at home and put on whatever you'd like!!!\n\nChanged my life forever...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pBylxjhy8czLq-7lfzzqhg", "date": "2010-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ERxQ3c0AasVeDCQ0-QcJEQ", "text": "Alright, I confess, I've been a Cal student for the last 4 years, and just two days ago, I finally tried Top Dog. My bf forced me. And, I liked it!\n\nThe lady who was making our hot dog was a total A-hole! After requesting to chicken apples, we noticed the sign for the daily special--mango something--so we quickly changed our order. \"Sorry, can we change one of the chicken apples to the daily special?\" No reply. The other costumers looked at us and we all shrugged. She then saw me holding a camera and immediately stuck her hand in my face and said, \"No pictures.\" Uhh..don't worry, I dont want a picture of a fat lady, but of my bf, but thank you, I'm flattered if you are. The lady then threw paper bags and napkins at used when we asked her if we can have them to go. And, when I said threw, I really mean physically throwing. Half of the stack of paper bags she gave us fell on the floor and the other half landed all over the counter. Bf and I are nice people so we cleaned up the mess for her. No thank you from here. Not even eye contact. Uhh..You're welcome by the way. \n\nWe left our hot dog on the kitchen counter for breakfast the next morning since we were full from dinner. The next morning, the hot dogs and buns were hard! We threw away the buns and sliced the hot dogs in half, microwaved them, and nom nom nom! They were yummmyyy! I wished I had the chance to try them when they were fresh..and perhaps, when I was a younger more innocent freshman.\n\n$4 hot dogs are not my daily thing, but if you're up for it...why not? I would go here for a special treat and midnight snacking since they're open so late.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3g_vgaCNlvR5uKmUkSz8Rw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EUhOdNmkvw74Aynxq0yT8g", "text": "One bite of the Frankfurter at Top Dog and it brings back memories of the first hot dog I had in Queens NY.  Their hot links are great too.  Great hot dogs.  The guy Paul that works there is way cool.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9Vmqj86WQ6WTU8SdSkfBCA", "date": "2008-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F6JeDM3LaZjMyVHkwsesxQ", "text": "Mmmm... hot dogs fresh off the grill!  Unlimited condiments!  All so delicious.  \n\nThe perfect place for a snack after a drunken night with friends.  \n\nThe place is really tiny and has two doors to go in.  They have a total of 4 stools to sit on.  It gets stuffed in there so the best thing to do is stand outside on the street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WaVpGC24zs6mYZQKjcMjHw", "date": "2008-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H77guCSZlSien2w66zxPcg", "text": "Don't know what it is, but the dogs here are to die for. I always get the calabasa with loads of saurkraut. At $3 bucks a pop, not too cheap, considering I usually need to eat 3 to be full.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aTT13cqkXlZXgPhP3tMm3w", "date": "2010-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h_86LMqsN61StUQ2TMkO5A", "text": "I'm yelpin for top dog.. because even though I just had a hotdog down in LA, im cravin top dog.. \n\nseriously, the best place for the best dog you will ever had.. kielbasa, top link, garlicchicken.. toasted bun?!?!?!?!? for almost no $.. why yes, i would apply to UC berkeley just so i could come here every day.\n\nno place to sit, but so what.. just hang out and eat our dog outside. oh and then go to king pin across the st. for a donut hole.. and if you're really feelin it.. get a boba at the boba shop too.\n\ntop dog. you rule my world.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "od2F0xFV8A359jbZwPu7zg", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HdOdbhp683ulOgWDuhW2CA", "text": "Not only is Top Dog the perfect way to end a good night, it's the first place you hit after frat row and it's all downhill. They have a menu for everyone from lemon chicken to the wienie, the veggie dog, which is surprisingly really good. They have all the toppings including spicy mustard and sauerkraut, as well as the usual ketchup, onions, and relish. There is a standing area to the side, but it's cramped and people normally stand outside. The cool weather in Berkeley makes the hot hot dog even better. \n\nThe service is brisk and almost rude, but they're used to serving drunk people at 2AM and it's justified to an extent. There's almost always a line, but it generally moves fast and there are comics, cartoons, and newspaper articles to read all over the walls to keep you entertained. I'm not a big fan of hot dogs, but it's worth the wait.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7LwQOZLccLO_Xic7H-kgxQ", "date": "2009-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hIrFN-5jhCo04AvhsNtimg", "text": "$3 for one of THE BEST hot dogs you'll ever eat! \n\nI always order the Mango Habanero and it's always perfect! My friends always order the Hot Link (apparently the spice is addicting), so I'd suggest you try either one of those! You won't regret it! \n\nLet me tell you what makes Top Dog such a great place to grab a bite in Berkeley...\nOPEN until 3am! \"Whoooo!\" Great for college students who either stay up studying and get hungry at weird hours of the night or for those who stay up drinking and have the beer munchies at 2:30 am! \nSUPER CHEAP! $3 flat for a hot dog! You can't beat that! Again, GREAT for college students since we all know college students are on a budget. \nQUICK SERVICE! You order in 3 seconds and you're out in 5 minutes! This is great because they always have lots of people, especially weekend nights! \nGREAT FOOD! The hot dogs are amazing! The bun is delicious. Plain and simple. You must try it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P-xcy872BvGcClkNpNlPqQ", "date": "2012-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hwgtgPn9NUpT3qKXnz_0DQ", "text": "Top Dog will never let you down- how can you go wrong with a delicious high-quality hot dog with all the fixings?  Its a win-win scenario no matter what you get and I have never been disappointed- good cheap dogs served by nice people- perfect.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6eudi6JVMWSYWHMqaEylJA", "date": "2008-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hZZ-42R2dyy11SoZwnUpnA", "text": "everytime me and my friend hang out around telegraph, we just gotta get some top dogs. i love their keilbasa. i heard thier bird god is good so gotta try that next time. and you guys are right, even if there are know seats, this is the best top dog location.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x00GbHWf3R20AJJfiHC5zQ", "date": "2006-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ILoEl_EKBSSan36bLP48fg", "text": "I don't like hot dogs.  Top Dog serves grilled sausages - and they are fine, if I can say that about a sausage.\n\nI used to eat here occasionally during college.  Now, when I travel to Oakland on business, I'll come over to Berkeley for Top Dog. \n\nI just love the Hot Link and sitting there and watching TV with the grill guy.\n\nTop Dog sets the standard for hot dog stands for me.  I'm afraid to try other places because of the severe disappointment waiting me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EmdUN-cFy25hTj2lcD4Ryw", "date": "2007-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IOs7M8cSIw1TvJk4OggVSg", "text": "2:30 A.M. on a Friday night, Elisa C. and I decided to stop by this bad boy (or should I say...  BAD DOG? Ha ha ha) because we heard great things about it.\n\nSo, there's hella people in the place even at that time of night, but our orders are taken within five minutes of us standing there and in our hands not more than seven minutes later.  I quickly unwrap my garlic dog, put some onions in, and run outside just to unwrap it again to take my first delicious bite.\n\nI ran outside alone out of excitement to finally have food in my hands, and my friend made fun of me when he saw me stuffing that hot dog in my mouth...  \"Couldn't wait?\"  I felt so fat.  But no, no I couldn't wait...  sigh.\n\nA day later, I could still taste it in my mouth.  Not in a disgusting I-didn't-brush-my-teeth way or anything (because I did brush my teeth).  In a that-was-so-freaking-delicious-I-will-forever-remember-its-awesomeness way.\n\nKudos, Top Dog, you have won my heart.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KzqkysCAq4tmphlo4TFImg", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iU0Jsjl71D590BbXeHbAug", "text": "EPIC HOTDOGS. I'm from so-cal and I've had my fair share from the hot dog community, but this blows the rest away. It's just epic. There's all kinds of meat and happiness there. Great place to stop by for quick good and cheap food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3eMSduB2EDVhRjT39XU8Vg", "date": "2009-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KfXy5-q4Hk3s-77cMs0GUA", "text": "This place is better than any in Chicago and New York. My favorite hot dog joint in the country. A plethora of choices: bratwurst, bockwurst, kielbasa, calabrese, lingui\u00e7a, chicken apple, lemon chicken, louisiana hot link, ... need I say more? How about choice of russian mustard? And toasted buns from a local bakery? Only a little over 2 bucks a dog! The absolute best hot dogs in the country. An absolute staple during my undergrad years.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IdVNDNQ03-MQrjDZ3tbxvw", "date": "2009-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KlDmuiLecpapaItU-K6Ukw", "text": "Great dogs, but Top Dog fanatics will be saddened to hear that their dogs have been replicated by several places across the bay in San Francisco. I must say that they were a main stay of my early years in Berkeley before I expanded my tastes and you can't really go wrong with any hot dog here.\n\nI miss the days when they were cheaper though. It's usually a last resort to go to Top Dog now in my post-student days, but for the new students, it's a must-have experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6-YQRdLcKPAQ9PFRcMnVWg", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kVegJKvE7KQELzzTLYBemw", "text": "Love the hot link.  Spicy, Delish.  Opens late, fit for late night cravings.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XqW4JUKVtlnABcnwElPP4g", "date": "2006-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lJAaAvWRHmNuGIHJirRLJg", "text": "FIVE STARS!\n\nThe chicken apple and kelbasa were killer.\n\ngreat dive for fast food. the cashier (+ host) was entertaining and the price is great.\n\ndefinately want to go again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6DiXcEBOlLSEYoruzUeZDQ", "date": "2009-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mCezhrT3Ai046Pcfz3H2mA", "text": "Amazing dogs!!!! I love the garlic whatever it is.... love love love. Best place ever after a night out! \n\nSENSITIVE PATRONS BEWARE:\n\nIt's a dog eat dog world and this place is not for the shy people to patiently stand in line and wait their turns. It's more like a \"hot dog bar\" where you just get in there and yell out your order. Don't be afraid! It's worth swallowing your fears and speaking up to get the dog of your dreams!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0aaWeu8NlVjV6o1HbzOPHg", "date": "2010-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NexF4Duii91xyMJ17s8DEg", "text": "I had forgotten all about this place that I used to visit a TON when I lived in Unit One, until... at a BBQ we had today, a friend of ours brought the dogs. They were absolutely spectacular. The good meaty flavor and texture in a dog rather than the smooth processed carbo-loaded hot dogs that they generally sell. It put my Costco 1.50 hot dog + drink to shame. Alas it is too far to get unless someone brings it down for a BBQ. But it brought back all sorts of nostalgia and delicious flavors.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K1lkv1Zpnzsl3n08Zv04kg", "date": "2007-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oXKYXvv86AFCpuxM7kKphg", "text": "Only bummers?  Parking and no where to sit.  Taste and cost wise though, you CANNOT beat this place.  Bockwurst and Chicken apple = win.  Love the fact that there is sourkraut (sp) and all the other usual condiment dressings right there behind you.  If you're in a rush and on a budget, this place can't be beat!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ay4ki4c3LplmI2cF6Wwcog", "date": "2010-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qEaoyjDbMn1gX1QIIPEoTg", "text": "Great for a quick bite or late night eats. I always love bringing out of towners down to Top Dog for a late night eat or after coming home from a Giants game. Gotta go with the Lemon Chicken Dog each and every time I go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4HKtAXw0Ix901XW2ChmWHw", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qinP6gqqpz8gOg0OTJVb3w", "text": "Lemon Chicken \r\nFor those who thought that a hot dog is just a hot dog..... go to top dog. Personally, I wasn't a big hot dog fan before trying this place out. The smell of mustard, ketchup, and radish ...gross. But Ive been converted! My freshman 5 ( instead of 15) was because of Top Dog. I had to limit myself to 4 a week to keep myself from obsessing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8npMk0V_CDe-m2I1YishWA", "date": "2006-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rmc7FFKvSIkEFowfBaxokg", "text": "i came here to visit an old friend in UC Berkeley and stopped by this joint to see what all the hype was about. to my surprise, the store was quite small and one guy was doing all the cooking. \n\ndespite the long wait, the hot dog i ordered did not disappoint. i wanted to get in line again but then by the time i'd receive it, i would be eligible to cash in my retirement fund. jeezus, lol.\n\ngreat spot for a quick bite if you can stand waiting a bit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GBsu7V76SXVvx1gwJVXilg", "date": "2008-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SH1--p1qUOVsaNA2cbBZeQ", "text": "Cheap and open late!\n\nMy favorite is the Lemon Chicken + Krout + Ketchup.\n\nA good deal if you're craving something fast, clean, and easy! EVERYONE has to try this if in Berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SIYqxw2kir_83Nrw_LvDMw", "text": "I use to hit up Top Dog for a midnight snack when I was in college. It's quite surprising that I didn't gain my freshman 15 during that first year, when I only lived about a block away from Top Dog on Durant. \n\nI love the Chicken Apple dog, although I always felt that it was a little small for the price in comparison to the other ones. The regular top dog is delicious as well. \n\nThis place is what sustained me throughout freshman year dorm food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pCkhnpWLQkD3ga9gdEw21Q", "date": "2008-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TFgT56zMczmSXAoafPosOA", "text": "This is an institution in Berkeley.  The meats are grilled right in front of you with the option to add an assortment of toppings. What makes this place worth the trip are the variety of sausages and links to choose from and their funky fillings.  This isn't really a sit-down place to eat.  It's more like grabbing a bite to eat and walk around town.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gjfcfzrYZ0O1xINHtnQKiA", "date": "2007-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tHJT29FznHUq4oAvJ5vw5A", "text": "Each of their \"dog\" is $2.75 each, and there are many to choose from.  My favorite is the Kielbasa (polish hot dog).  This place kind of reminds me of the Soup Nazi...don't upset the man in charge of the orders, or else NO DOGS FOR YOU.\n\nBottom line:  Perfect for lunch, pre-game chow, late-night snack, or really anytime.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tJW7CSehQbuXu97ilY_uEA", "date": "2006-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tS3MaGYIcihuId5sCv1JTw", "text": "If your craving a hot dog, sorry I mean a sausage and it happens to be anytime between the hours of 11am and 2am this is the place for you.  You can't go wrong with Top Dog!  They have a couple more locations but this one is open the latest.  Grilled sausages on a warm sesame french bun.  Three different mustard to choose from with sauerkraut and onions.  The linguica is good with great red wine flavor and spices, but is a little dry. My go to is the Sicilian and the Hot Link.  The Sicilian is just an Italian sausage and has good flavor nothing special and the hot link I don't care for anymore but it's not bad.  But when you need a sausage could right and fast they are the place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "figYNR07bU6_17wuSPfznA", "date": "2009-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TwxRY4-PwrzNx93Qx8MShg", "text": "sooo good!!!...i like the regular top dog best...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nR_2Dolg76nE3sw1MYFU9w", "date": "2006-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UhKwkOR5a4I3X3oonsACIA", "text": "OK I always try to hit up this joint when I go up north.  I dont know what it is about this place but I crave it when that bay chill hits me.  Is it the bucket of kraut and the different kinds of mustards?  Im not sure.  Is it the different sausages?  Still not sure.  I think it might be because you have to stand up outside to eat your sausage and have toppings fall to the sidewalk.  Or it might be listening to the blabbity blab blab of all the Berkeley freaks, oh so cool they all are.  All I know is that a Fat Slice or a Blondie Pizza compliment these dogs well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J0W70emgt1cok05SFnV50Q", "date": "2008-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UPNLC8chcZ4a6EAfXu_2JQ", "text": "If you're out in Berkeley and want to grab a bite Top Dog has the best hot dogs. I like the chicken apple, but everything is pretty good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MV1ewRSnkFP6Rnf0zwquww", "date": "2010-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VUQZ35iVl5AiLP0E-VVWQg", "text": "After the bf and I returned from Chicago, he planned a Chicago Pt. 2 for us. Top Dog was on the list (along with Zachary's). He knows I base my love for hot dogs on the \"snap\" of the casing and this place was perfect! Don't get me wrong, it's got nothing on my chardogs, but it's better than anything else I've tried in the bay. Plus, they grill your buns and there are free books to read while you wait! Anyone else notice how anarchist this place is?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wI251uqYlqDT0qIHQgeYMQ", "date": "2008-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WiEzHPMMQBpTp3DuqLodIQ", "text": "After 4 years of Top Dog, heres my list of favorite dogs:\n1. The HOT LINK: nommmmm. Louisiana hot and spicy sausage link... real spicy, real good!\n2. The BIRD DOG: turkey, bell pepper, and cilantro... yummmm!\n3. (The Special) Mango Habanero Chicken: sweet and spicy, very juicy! \n\nTop Dog will always have a special place in my heart. Sausage of your choice grilled at command on a seasoned iron flat top, served in a toasty sesame bun, and topped to your heart's desire with onions, relish, (sauerkraut, mustard,) and ketchup... its Berkeley's finest. The guys behind the grill can be moody and curse having to serve up rowdy drunk college students, but they are also witty and fun when you catch them in a good mood. I'll miss all this now that I'm gone, but I'm sure to stop back whenever I come visit!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RugiruRsLxooWa5aE5Z5lg", "date": "2011-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xvApg8KfEv01WNnyqCR1dw", "text": "Yummy toasty roll, garlic sausage was hot and grilled to perfection. Toppings bar is great, service was fast. Good solid hot dog joint.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_dU_V0nIELrFu4GkUkhn0Q", "date": "2008-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZCppHglCDHaxdZcUElIyyA", "text": "My favorite hot dog place! The hot dogs are delicious! I really like the toasted bun as well. Yum! The top dog  frankfurter, with ketchup, mustard, and relish is all I need and I'm a happy camper.  Simple and reliable.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NYjAhGo6IrkWLOQd3o6qpQ", "date": "2008-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZNfshsIojoUsGd-4CHdf0w", "text": "One drunken night, I ordered the chicken and apple sausage at Top Dog. Holy holy crap. First of all, there was no wait, and that was one darn diggity delicious dog.\n\nSo worth it. I can't remember what the price was, but wow, I'm definitely coming back here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eP10t7Z8ftRGIz38NK0jxA", "date": "2010-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "07ubqsKnZJwadhEoE-Ezqg", "text": "The first time i went there, My ex who is was with for a long ass time (almost 7 years) took me to Berkeley to try out the top dog's hot dogs,  he told me that the hot dogs is good, and said that i should try the lemon chicken or the smoke chicken apple. So be took me to this place and i've notice how small the place was, plus i'm short so i could see past the table thingy. I know right, me short. damn asian parents. lol jk\n\nAt first i thought it was just regular dogs that u buy them from a grocery store, but man i was wrong. \n\nThe dogs were big and juicy (for a moment that doesn't sound right). I tried the lemon chicken, and the smoke chicken apple was good. but my most favorite is the smoke chicken apple. The price is very fair. I recommended that if your in Berkley and you wanted a hot dog. i suggest you go to TOP DOG. anywhere in Berkley that has its name. cause their dogs are delish! With a capital D!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zx_tKHpsuX3kE_GU0T0Dyw", "date": "2009-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "07Vtx4HjfuNUb9SVyNKYBA", "text": "I am so glad that my friend and I walked the distance to try this place! It was quite delicious! So, we had the turkey apple and I'm not going to lie, the place looked a little sketchy so I was a skeptic at first, but it really wasn't bad! It was crowded for a Monday night so that is always a good sign! \n\nThe buns are what won me over!!! Love the sesame seeds and it was soft yet had a nice crispyness to the outside :) the turkey apple part was alright overall. I didn't know about the toppings so I just went with traditional ketchup so maybe that's why I didn't absolutely LOVE this place. I mean honestly, my $1.50 costco hot dog could be this amazing if only it had that HEAVENLY BUN! hahaha so yea... the moral of this story is you must try a hot dog with a non traditional bun :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3bD9387DJyL4TrAQfTBlvQ", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_0amJPaL0Sg2-u81i8eiNA", "text": "First, I love hot dogs. Secondly, if you don't eat meat, there are some veggie options. It's great. It's also fun to read the cartoons, quotes and articles plastered all over the walls, covered in yellowing Scotch-tape. Thanks to my brother for taking us here!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nR1RGssNflSiTCXkS9GVXw", "date": "2011-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0TFm2CxnYgpKT1BxlnOKIw", "text": "Oddly I never braved Top Dog before, as the tubular meat offerings didn't beckon to me. \n\nThen last night I happened by and stopped in for a $3 Bockworst and glass of fresh apple juice. One healthy shot of spicy mustard later, I ended up with one cheap-n-tasty meal. \n\nHell, for $5 and change I was taken back to my summer vacation in Switzerland. Only downside was that my summer vacation cost more than $5 and now I regret not having stayed home and taken the digital camera to Top Dog everyday.\n\nOh well, live and learn.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RbHAajSUNYKtX3IC6wzFGQ", "date": "2009-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0xUFY7O7FpOA6uwR-YTmmw", "text": "if I was a talented enough writer, I would write an ode to sausages, namely the sausages at top dog; similar to the reviewers before me.\n\nbut since I can't, I will say this:\nplaces like top dog make me wish I was in college again, when eating junk at 2 am is not just encouraged, it's a required prerequisite for graduation.\n\n&what delicious, sweet junk it is. meaty mcMeat, perfectly grilled, on a bread roll no less. mind blown. the bun made it. crispy and soft. not sure if I can look at a Costco hot dog the same way again.\n\na plethora of toppings to choose from. 3 mustards! unlimited ketchup! relish, onion, and saurkraut. nom.\n\ncan't wait to pay Cal campus another visit for another top dog. next time, I'll be sure to stay out and drink copious amounts of beer and see how damn good top dog can really get.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CmDnJnPuIjJwtPLcrQCMNw", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "27gprBLpWGyxjt8MQ7qaEw", "text": "I've been a fan of 'TopDog' for the longest time! I fell in love with this establishment a few years ago and continue to eat here with little complaint. \n\nMake sure you know what your ordering, because if you don't the person taking your order will pass you up! This place is perfect for a late night after party meal in Berkeley. It's a small shack without seating, so when you order please dress your wiener' and step out. \n\nI hope your eating skills are good because you'll be eating standing up. Late night this place is popular with all the local college students, so prepare yourself to wait in line. \n\nI wish i could suggest a favorite dog of mines, but i LOVE THEM ALL!\n\ntop dog FRANKFURTER\nAll beef - kosher style\n\nGERMAN FRANKFURTER\n3/4 beef, 1/4 pork, fresh garlic\n\nBOCKWURST\n1/2 pork, 1/2 veal, milk, eggs\n\nKIELBASA (POLISH)\n2/3 pork, 1/3 beef - hearty\n\nCALABRESE (ITALIAN)\nPork, paprika, chili, fennel -- semi-hot\n\nHOT LINK (LOUSIANA STYLE)\nBeef and four kinds of pepper -- h-h-hottt\n\nBRATWURST (GERMAN)\nPork, marjoram -- genuine old world taste\n\nLEMON CHICKEN\nChicken, fresh lemon & garlic -- low salt, low fat, no preservatives\n\nSMOKED CHICKEN APPLE\nChicken, juicy bits of apple -- low salt\n\nBIRD DOG\nTurkey, bell pepper, cilantro --slight bite\n\nTHE WIENIE (VEGGIE)\nWheat Protein, Bell Peppers, Fennel, Eggplant and Fresh Garlic. No preservatives \n\nLINGUI\u00c7A\nAll pork, wine vinegar cured, smoked", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wuEwwEZ3YSOt_KvEdj0R7w", "date": "2009-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2h49ZxDmZw_xY4hd4_XMPw", "text": "LOVE TOP DOG!\n\nThe hot russian mustard there is so fantastic... Tastes like horseradish mixed with mustard... which is great for me because I love them both!\nThe lemon chicken and chicken apple sausage is probably my favorite... both are very flavorful and the cooks are very welcoming. Mmm.. I like how they have a hot fresh pot of sauerkraut in the condiment section.. mmmmm... haha I'm craving it right now even though last night I just had 2 Hahah!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z1D3J8NYLD8MFSIatH7uIA", "date": "2009-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "38K2PSmn2-WhAGYh6cYBTw", "text": "this place is amaaaaazing!  worth the trek through traffic and drunk berkeley kids, worth the pushing and shoving in line to order.  it was late and we were running out of options of things to eat.  i wasn't expecting much thinking how good can a HOT DOG be?!?!?!  let's just say i was proved wrong and i'm so grateful.  hot links plus chili plus all the toppings you would want at an unbeatable price!!!!  woohooo!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hrAFDjmWxwBpgyhgnKMNTA", "date": "2009-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3oQpzeLFRobEWoOsOFjrGg", "text": "The dreadlocked man who worked (works?) many late nights at the Southside location was a savant.  He could cook upwards of four dozen dogs at once, warm their accompanying buns, keep track of the orders of another three dozen often-drunk people, sell cigarettes, check IDs, and fill the occasional RC Cola, all while watching a terrible late-night TV program and never, ever, making a mistake.\n\nYes, they serve RC Cola here.\n\n\"Bock and a hot\" is my classic order, though you can't go wrong with the kielbasa or the lemon chicken.  I say, spend the extra $2.75 and get two dogs.  If you're planning ahead for a barbecue, a six-pack of cold dogs, plus buns, only runs $7.50.\n\nMy friend liked to challenge/punish himself by loading up his hot link with hot Russian mustard, something I can recommend only as a spectator.  There's a large variety of dogs, an even more impressive array of condiments (four kinds of mustard!), and low low prices.  My one experience with a Top Dog-catered event was well-run and quite delicious, though disappointingly free of the yellowed libertarian newspaper articles and comics I've come to expect from Top Dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Tb5Ozjr7VTVeyKE_jvkB3Q", "date": "2007-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3ZqptSJ1vSwx_SAyJzULhg", "text": "Chicken Apple Sausage on a freshly toasted bun topped with Russian mustard, ketchup, and sauerkraut = heaven. \n\nAnd this was lunch time when we were not buzzed nor hungover.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pYXjk01AkHFaUWrCGvkz1w", "date": "2009-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3ZsU1JUjq3zKLlHz3Ka6Ww", "text": "I went here after the recent MSU @ Cal game, and after hearing so much about this place, I was not disappointed.  After a few drinks, my friends and I thought hot dogs were in order, so we went next door to this place.  I picked up a Chicken Apple dog, and not gonna lie, it was fantastic.\n\nThere were two people working, a black guy taking orders, and a white guy grilling up the dogs.  I have no idea how the system worked, but the black guy was taking in about 15 orders in, and just keeping them in his mind.  Then he'd pass it on to the cook, and he'd do the same, and eventually, everyone got their dogs.  It was pretty amazing to watch.  As a bonus, they were pretty cool cats, and we talked a little music (they had Dead Prez on).  The fact that they were solid music fans pushed them over the top for me.\n\nI liked that first dog so much, I went back for a second.  I wasn't really hungry, and I'm also a smaller guy, so I didn't have the room for it, but you know, I wasn't going to be back here again, and it was good enough where I wanted another.  I got a Hot Link for my second pass, and it was also great.\n\nAs a bonus, for non-Cal fans (I went to ASU), there are plenty of Cal folks milling about, and they are ripe for taunting.  You can have a few drinks, eat a good hot dog, and rail on some wimpy Cal fans.  What more can you ask for? ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "l0uRV3nGEroXqsPypD4qdQ", "date": "2008-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_4JRHEIqvPqNxpKZoOr3nQ", "text": "WHEN EVER I'M IN NORCAL I TRY AND STOP BY THIS PLACE!\n\nDare I say it, no LA hot dog place can hold a candle to TOP DOG.\n\nSmoked Apple Chicken is one of the best, even the chips they offer are good.\n\ncheck the anarchy literature on the wall while you wait.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "00yiD1OXuDOytbSWxe_J-w", "date": "2009-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6L7A_HSwVVU-WLeksswn4w", "text": "I was super excited to eat Top Dog again because the last time I ate it, it was really delicious.\n\nI ordered the hot link and it was pretty hot, but not as spicy as I thought it would be. I love that they don't use regular hot dog buns, but everything together just wasn't working for me.\nI didn't really like the sausage so I just gave it to my friend and ate the bread with onions, mustard, and ketchup.\n\nPlus side: open late and very affordable.\n\neh :/", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zPhtmYDzgVNahTiEHBO1Og", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6UB2Iv7RIbjozgeyTS-ngQ", "text": "The hubster used to go to Cal and takes me here on his Berkeley Food Tour (BFT).  The BFT visits his favorite college food establishments on and around Telegraph Ave.  The tour is best enjoyed with another person, in order to share food items and maximize the number of places to eat!\n\nWe usually get a Hot Link and cut it in half; the hubster puts onions and ketchup on his half, while I eat mine with just ketchup.  The Hot Link is an apt description, because it's nice and spicy. The grilled bun takes the hot dog to another level.  Just writing this review is making me crave one!\n\nThe people who work here are definitely characters, sometimes you get a guy who is super-friendly and jovial, and sometimes you get a guy who is all business and yells at the customers to not crowd the doorways.\n\nSpeaking of crowding the doorways, the shop is so small, it's almost impossible to not crowd the doorway.  But the crowding isn't a problem, as the newspaper clippings and cartoons on the wall make the wait bearable.  In the end, getting the dog makes it all worthwhile. :)\n\nOne thing to note is that you can get the dogs to take home and grill, generally 6 dogs and 6 buns for $6. Grilling and eating the hot dog at home is not quite the same experience as eating in Berkeley, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wZtOQWUHduCJmUUlOGAVWg", "date": "2008-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6YQK14vbUCQz7h5nlwRIDQ", "text": "I was surprised they stayed open until 2 am.  I went there for a chicken apple sausage.  No frills, just a good quality sausage for $2.75.  What more could I ask for?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FGadXT-LmF-g2rlKLTK_7w", "date": "2007-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8w1-L1TczOISx5sV63zQ-A", "text": "Top Dog is the perfect late night place after a few beers.  If it's 1:00 in the morning and you're debating one more beer or getting Top Dog, choose Top Dog. The hot dogs are good, reasonably priced, and come on a toasted bun.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yronOqYFIw13h4DizLftPg", "date": "2007-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9JDYHo-G96ocgJuy4i-WWw", "text": "chicken freaking apple. 2:00 A.M.  that is all.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_W4y7ku6Q0uGoiI3ePtkgQ", "date": "2007-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "A39B_nDIfk2M2LcUPdBxbg", "text": "Its a hot dog stand, nothing fancy, but if you get the odd (very odd) craving, top dog, located right next to the dorms, will not let you down. \n\nThis place will always live in my memory because as a freshman my aunts visited me and we went here for a late night snack. One dropped the last bit of her hot dog and it went rolling downhill on Durant while she yelled, \"I lost my weiner!\"\n\nI miss Berkeley", "stars": 3, "user_id": "v8RLnGiWPFXuwnavp-NfSw", "date": "2008-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "a7CnzqODzvR-Yb84wT8QdA", "text": "simple no frills hot dog.  sure the dog is good, but it's important to remember the bun is equally as crucial.  solid 5's on both ingredients.  everyone has their favorite, and mine would be the hot, lemon and cal.\n\nnothing fancy.  i love the workers there, i love the fact that there is no line, and no sense of order, but the cashier always gets it right.  it's exactly what you would expect in berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dTdltcr2EC5oMZ1rs795PA", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ae2tHkC7oQ052w3jVp3GYQ", "text": "Still the same after 21years...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_jUIOgeKBKEJYZn-nlm3Pw", "date": "2009-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aFzL4D2mNgcIPnIyjcmUhQ", "text": "Got 2 hot dogs because I heard amazing things.... \n\nand what a disappointment because they just weren't that amazing.\n\nKielbasa. With Ketchup, Mustard and Relish. It was alright, tasted like a normal hot dog. I wasn't a fan of the bun though, I prefer normal hot dog buns than bready. Nothing that special, in my opinion.\n\nLouisiana Hot Link. With Ketchup, Mustard and Relish. This was alright too, nothing special though just a spicy hot dog. Umimpressive.\n\nI was pretty disappointed by this place, not to mention the fact that the girl at the grill was rude. But I wish they had special ketchups or mustard like other hot dog places, that would have made it much better. The hot dogs by themselves would have only been worth 2 stars since I've definitely experienced better at the Hotdogger at Davis. But -1 star for rude girl at the grill. \n\nSee photos of food, http://potbellypanda.tumblr.com", "stars": 1, "user_id": "dHLL7SVGJw5uM6IEp_wb4Q", "date": "2011-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "b8fTKvFOptIUAZRxihPcag", "text": "I make a point of coming here every time I visit the Bay Area from NYC.\n\nThe sausages are flavorful and charred to perfection. The toasted sesame bun has the springiness of real bread and doesn't dissolve like a typical processed hot dog bun. It's fast, affordable, and best of all doesn't overwhelm your mouth with that nitrate-laden meat aftertaste that comes with most substandard links.\n\nThe hot link is fantastic; snappy with just the right amount of cayenne kick. Wash it down with a cup of unfiltered apple cider and you're golden.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vcXbqMfEoAWHD146Dyz96Q", "date": "2009-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BcCPPdE_0irlUApIxvx1yQ", "text": "There's nothing better on a cold, late night than a chicken apple sausage from Top Dog.\n\nIn college this combination left me all warm and inspired to write papers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gjhzKWsqCIrpEd9pevbKZw", "date": "2005-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "c6gxx8Lx9syjHJXvXggu4A", "text": "BEST LATE NIGHT food in Berkeley.  I've tried almost every flavor and I've got say, my favorites are the Chicken Apple, Hot Link, and Calabrese.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cIoOgWz_etyCK0nJnhQMCg", "text": "The guy who works here is the funniest guy ever.\n\nI have never been dissappointed here, the price is right. Its filling, its inexpensive, its homey :)\n\nThe only think is, its really small and super busy on weekends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dvwSZ6azy8q2afSLLk64ww", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CjnGTwgAguShUZHkeLSRxA", "text": "Mmmmmmmm, the best late night food stop EVER!  \n\nPersonally, I like to go get the cold dog special: For half the price, they give you the uncooked dogs and buns in a six pack.  \n\nThis place is open till ungodly hours and gets particularly crowded late at night.  Also, unless you absolutely need it, I would avoid during game days.  Too crowded for my liking.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2010-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CrGN9TEnBIXmmYkTiEpXHw", "text": "Normally I hate hot dogs.\n\n But I am filipino so there is only one way I'll eat a hot dog...in spaghetti. \n But then something happened..before I lived in California and I came from Washington just visiting my dear old cousin decides to take me to top dog to rid me of my hate of this mixed meat delicacy. \n\nWell there it was, me and the chicken apple. AND OHMYGOD it was orgasmic, it was pleasurable...I ate it. \n\nTop dog is the ONLY place I'll eat hot dogs on a bun!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9-GvWmtgo_n_n6E0V85X6w", "date": "2009-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CudGy0GRSzw9Rlv1va06HQ", "text": "Generally I try to eat healthy. But I have a few weaknesses...fried chicken is one of them...mmm fried chicken. But I digress. My other weakness is a damn good hot dog. \n\nTop dog is one of the few places I will partake in all that is a damn good hot dog. The choices are endless! I always stress for the few blocks before...what do I want? A chicken-apple and a hot link? A top and a garlic? Ahhh! \n\nI usually wind up at top dog after a show at the Greek. I now find myself craving it as the show ends...yum!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fzjtJrw3O28yCst8JH-2Uw", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eK2MzZyre1bdbaOHVIzezA", "text": "Simple, to the point, you know what you are getting, no distractions....just a grill....a guy with a greasy tank top....and some TOP dogs....\n\nCome down to LA, Top Dog...I miss you!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4Q1RsoKiU80ptuAlNcJ-EQ", "date": "2009-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eMWpM92ddXtZuBF--WJyrQ", "text": "I was all very good until I saw a huge rat the size of my forearm casually walk from top dog next door. Gross...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L72cyypE9G5so3XHxTundQ", "date": "2010-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "erpeKSh_02C0V8MXjG4pGA", "text": "This review is based on the ONE BITE I took from my friend's 'dog (because I already ate lunch and was too full to have just one hot dog).\n\nEvery time my friend and I go to Berkeley, she raves about Top Dog and always stops by to get her fix, and a few more to save some for later. Don't ask why, but she really does love her wieners, especially when she has multiples to last her a whole day (who wants to call it?). My friend offered me to take a bite at least, so I did. Normally, I'm not a big fan of hot dogs, links, sausages, and other phallic meats, but for some reason, this really stood out. The casing snaps as you sink your teeth in the bun and 'dog and the flavor oozes out in your mouth. My friend must've gotten the hot link, because it was spicy, which I love. The condiments were great also. I'm a fan of their spicy mustard!\n\nMan, if only I could've waited a bit more, I would've had the full experience. That one bite was a teaser.\n\nThis review sounded so dirty, but what can you do? Food = porn.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ve0z84iZ-lZYkxG4KnhxJQ", "date": "2011-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-F9E8SEz1d_fdi3Xa92BWA", "text": "hello??? the best place to get hotdogs. i tried different ones - polish, hot link, and the white ones..but i always order the hot links.  daughter LOVESSS this place. we always cap our day here :) 8 pmish.\n\n top dog fed me through my college life and now is feeding my hubby & daughter whenever we are in Berkeley for a quick bite.\n\nin fact, my bros and sis get this same initiation for my berkeley experience, sans the starving college lifestyle.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "je0rWu3ZTRbpHfTUGMhjoA", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FiX9_g1AMYgjKGsQ9FTgYA", "text": "Basically a hole in the wall everyone in Berkeley knows (or has heard) about. Living in Berkeley for only 2 days, I already visited twice.\n\nThe Bird Dog (made of Turkey and Cilantro) was so good. I loved the texture of the sausage. The casing was nicely burnt and the bread was toasty hot. \n\nThe second time around I had the hot link. Freak'n AMAZING! The spice builds up in the back of your throat. It isn't too spicy, but at the end of the dog, you'll be wanting some water. \n\nSauerkraut has a smokiness to it. The first time I had it, I though the bread was burnt, but after a few bites I fell head of heels for it. \n\nIf you are ever in the area, stop by Top Dog. Only $3 for a quick and on the go lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pbHWL7YmU4IF8cZxHKadZw", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ftMfKqkrabmcP1w6shH-KQ", "text": "I love Top Dog.  A good hot dog is seriously underrated, and I do not understand why -- unlike say NY -- we don't have decent hot dog stands scattered everywhere.  I hear there's one outside the ball park through the 2nd inning on game day, and when I'm Berkeley-bound, there's Top Dog.   I love it.  If I lived here, it would be an addiction.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ra3OzaxpILytSjHRRKoT8g", "date": "2007-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "g4QBZGdmPqokER2jo27tsQ", "text": "Here's another Berkeley staple that I was eagerly looking forward to, that also ended in (slight) disappointment. After dropping by King Pin, I noticed the familiar yellow and blue sign across the street, and decided to make a lunch out of donuts and a hot dog.\n\nAs I did in the old days, I opted for one of their spiciest dogs, the hot link for $3, loading it up with some Russian mustard, ketchup, relish, and onions. The heat was definitely there, in both the link and the mustard, served up in a perfectly toasted and slightly crisp bun. But, to be honest, I'm a bit spoiled by the fancier (but also pricier) hot dogs up in Seattle now, served with things like grilled cabbage, salsa, and cream cheese. So while Top Dog edges out with a solid 3.5, the lack of wow factor prevents them from getting a 4.\n\nStill, they make for a great late-night stop for the hungry (drunk) college students in the area. For everyone else, you're better off just ordering their bulk packages (either in-store, or mail-order from their site) and grilling them up at home.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vjwLL41-EOQQkLSonUMdGw", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "G4TjG4wo5ExXF4VgVTxUmA", "text": "TOP DOG! I WILL NEVER FORSAKE YOU! \n\nYOU OFFER CHEAP GOODNESS FOR THOSE POOR COLLEGE STUDENTS, FOR THE DRUNKARDS THAT COME OUT AT NIGHT (ahem), and for anyone who just wants a good deal.\n\nI love this place and I wish they had it in SoCal. They tried to have a sister chain similar to it called \"Berkeley Dog\" in Irvine, CA but it's not the same. It's less affordable and it just doesn't call to you like Top Dog.\n\n*Warning - only takes cash.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nuB76iJdtkOsNsa1mZO0KQ", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GgKRq-zR7SdKt1yAJnUXpg", "text": "Ah, Top Dog. Nothing like a red hot at 3 am after spending the last 24 hours cramming for finals and/or underage binge drinking. A friend of mine actually had them come out and cook for her wedding reception, as sort of an after-dinner snack. It was excellent. The northside location is a little more chill, and doesn't seem as frantic, and you can actually sit down somewhere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DmFBBP0_dkYbL0jHRKSOWQ", "date": "2008-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Go1qUQSmOKzqx_WXuGOjlw", "text": "Over rated.  Hot dogs are good but come on, waiting in line for dog is pretty hard to justify.  The dog here is also expensive.  Forget it, goto costco for the 1.50 hotdog and drink combo.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3rWdCM2_AK7GWQlwzRO99Q", "date": "2009-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GQ9zEHNNYUEHLhDvUqxt-w", "text": "Best hot dog/sausage place ever... I always got chicken apple or the spicy kielbasa or whichever sausage was spicy.... They have pretty good potato salad there too.. My ex and I used to always eat there when he came up to visit me in college... Guys are always a fan of this hot dog stand. =P", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eMB_WUbf9f8b9UEA0-cUPA", "date": "2009-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "H-1fDnpJp48jDMeJubjmfg", "text": "Top Dog is a Berkeley staple\njust like Canada's leaf that's maple\nAs you'll see it's completely legit\nFrom the lines, u see it's a hit\nonce you start eating, you won't quit\n\nWent to top dog like twice in three days, the calabrese is my favorite and the hot links aren't bad as well.  People I know love the chicken apple but I personally have a bias against fruit in my meat.  But hey, it's cool.  The bread they use is toasted and is amazing, and like another user said, the russian mustard is bomb.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y35gHGquGM5lIVmaEtMZXQ", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iETIgA4NwrDqD7Egn04Bmg", "text": "Four stars for staying open til the wee hours of the night.\nThis place always has a line outside-- hungry college kids on budget drunk college kids who want late snacks after their late night drinking (or early morning drinking... or they mid-day drinking). In any case, this place is always packed and there is a reason why.\n\n\nThe smell that wafts out of this place entices even the vegetarians because, yes, you can smell this place a block away. And it is tempting. I highly suggest you give into the temptation, because when it comes to hot dogs, top dog is as good as it gets. Near campus anyway.\n\n\nThis place, along with La Burrita, deserves four stars for location, convenience and price. Top dog is probably responsible for feeding 1/3 of Berkeley undergrads for perhaps 1/3 of the year.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rke-uYHINHJmYKk7nXxzYw", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jamABpcD3LTJZH_bZCvNHQ", "text": "Chicken apple with sauerkraut, mustard, and onion!\n\nThis place doesn't need another lengthy review. Best Hot Dogs in the area. Enough said.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kfyuweJkT9CMXSjZq0uHcg", "date": "2009-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jch1Sbjh2KV-xVhgN1OLWA", "text": "For those who live or have lived in Berkeley, there is no explanation needed.\n\nFor those who haven't, maybe a little bit of explanation would be nice if you've only tasted the hype and not their Hot Links.\n\n1.  When they ask what you're ordering, they just want the dogs.  Chips, salad, soda, all come later when you pay.\n2.  The Hot Link is hot.  The Chicken Apple and Lemon Chicken are good and something new.  The Kielbasa and German Frank are meatilicious.  The classic Top Dog is, well, classic.\n3.  If you're looking for a meal rather than a quick fix, the dog + potato salad + drink combo keeps me happy enough at lunch time.\n4.  $2.75 might seem like a lot for hot dogs, especially since they were $2.50 just a year ago, but you're paying for the experience as well as the dog.  And what a better way to experience Berkeley than to eat outside on the street at 2am with drunk college students, homeless folk, and a drugged up worker who takes orders at 50mph and keeps yelling, \"get out of the doorway if you're not going to order!\"\n\nThe dogs are good but they're still just dogs... four stars.\nBut getting in line as the post-party rush arrives and biting into that fully-loaded Hot Link after a good night out with friends... I can't even begin to count the stars for that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AMDaAJcPo8jbB_E2uSSH3A", "date": "2007-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jFC58u6vZ6zww9652Mzb2A", "text": "Didn't understand - at first - what the big whoop was about hot dogs. I mean, really, how good can hot dogs be? But then I had one. Eh, the first was okay. But by the 3rd or 4th time, oh man, these are pretty bomb hot dogs, with the toasted bun and all the sauerkraut you want. \n\nDefinitely don't wait until senior year to get this like I did.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uVumnb1sCzbjxBufToVEEw", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JkNZ62aLVOPU_J7voAjIUw", "text": "If you want to get down to the basics, a good quality hot dog you gotta come to Top Dog. I thought Pink's in LA was the best until I tried a top dog. Pink's tends to add a lot of fluff, but it's all about the sausage at Top Dog. No nonsense dog. The louisiana hot link is muy caliente! But my all time favorite is the kielbasa with some spicy mustard. The prices here are great but depending on when you go there could be a long line. This location is usually pretty busy so I would try the location north of compus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RzKKAUS8DJVVE711emZ4CQ", "date": "2008-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kHo0Sipqm1SEraSisecCsw", "text": "The only drawback to this place is.... if you've read any of my previous reviews... they don't serve beer!\n\nWhat goes better with one of the best bratwurst, knotworst or any other worst for that fact?  When in Rome - nothing that a brown paper bag and a twelve pack can't cure.  In fact, you'll fit in with the locals more so.\n\nLouisiana hot links are PHENOMENAL!  Douse that with all the fixin's from the mustard to the sour kraut!  Trick is to eat it without dropping any of it.  If you're going to make the trip, it's gotta be a 3 dog minimum.  Do try their many other varieties and like fine wine, it does take a while, 10-15 minutes, depending on if it's after frat party rush hour or not.\n\nNot a problem, during the wait, refer back to the paper bag scenario.\n\nFigure flying to Berkeley's cheaper than going over to Europe for a kick-ass dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RoE3r1n-WFTdmKhuZA0vAA", "date": "2008-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kLr50_9iO1VjwpdERMGaCA", "text": "Top Dog is exactly what it is - TOP DOG!  Wow, the first time I came upon this place many many many moons ago - I was overwhelmed.  I am not a hot dog person by any stretch BUT this place is damn good at doing what they do best!  They used to have buckets of warm sour krauts for you to pile on top - I LOVE sour krauts... AND different kinds of mustard too - didn't see either last time we were there.  Nonetheless, the dog was still as good as we remembered.  \n\nThey have a good selection of dogs to choose from and I love that they toast the rolls...have you seen the guy at the grill?  They have the system down packed!  The bockwurst and hot link are my favorites but everything are good here - you just can't walk away disappointed, seriously.  \n\nWhat better way to spend a nice afternoon in Berkeley than munching on a top dog piled with sour krauts w/ loads of mustard and relish on a doorstep with juices dripping all over you and the sidewalk?!?\n\nTheir \"six pack\" of dogs is a steal - 6 dogs and 6 buns to go at $7.50? \n\nLove this place..we need to go back soon!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GCuDiPUKYxhgFHP5LqJa2Q", "date": "2007-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ktzVDvU4dxrYxb8z1MjLcw", "text": "we passed by this place several times through the day and there was always a line so we knew it had to be good. Sure enough it was, All there hot dogs were 3 bucks, cant beat that. They had a large variety even veggie dogs. loved the fact that it was just a small whole in the wall. Your in and out, there's no seating. Perfect for on the go or if your in a hurry", "stars": 4, "user_id": "khY3jslR0HjU-dd0E15Bsg", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lMYQNp1efLv8Nt3La1G1JA", "text": "May 2010\n\nPerfect hot dogs since I was a child. The personnel change, some of the locations have come and gone, but the efficiency and attitude remain.  I love every flavor, though I miss the New Yorks. I'd eat here every day if I could - and there were times that I did.   Brought my daughter in before our trip to Fairyland the other day and she loved her Top. \n\nThis location is the most well oiled machine, almost everyone understands the drill: stand at the margin and when he looks at you place your order. He'll say it out loud to make sure it's right. Eventually he'll look at you again and repeat the order and ask if you want anything else - be ready!  Order a drink or chips or whatever and then he'll tell you what to pay. Pay your bill and a few minutes later he's handing you your dogs and you're on your way. \n\nIn the day there are a few stools at the counter but it's too busy at night so they take them away.  \n\nSomething completely random and insipid on the ancient TV? Always.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "C9Op4iH2pkyha_dookHOoQ", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lnKPA4YjuN7886Ey_JBYFw", "text": "Top Dog kicks Pink's ass in taste.  I crave Top Dog all the time, I wish there was one here in So Cal, but it wouldn't have the spunk that the Berkeley location has. The guy that owns the place doesn't mess around, you better be ready to order your dog.  I also love that they ship their hot dogs. I'll order some for my next bbq.  My favorite is the lemon chicken, it's also low-fat!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iWkw7c0sCg-Tje_UrYWG0w", "date": "2008-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "m7ommfJFalI47UksyX04Iw", "text": "Back in my good ole' college days in UC Berkeley, I came here a couple of times usually after midnite whenever i get the munchies.  I pretty much stopped going here after I noticed the cook was handling the cash, then grabbing the hot dog buns with his unsanitary hands and, I'm speculating here, probably picking his nose and what not and wiping it on the buns....it was just too gross.  I clearly remember I had very bad stomach aches the last 3 times i went.   It either has to be from the cook sometimes undercooking the dog, the dirty buns, or unfresh chopped onions and relish that's sitting right next to one of the walls out in the open, where it's highly probable that somebody could just spit a lugee in there with the relish and mix it around (nobody would notice)....arghh.....too many reasons.... That's why I stopped adding those things on top of the dog.   But despite the uncleanliness, those were still pretty darn good tasty hot dogs tho.... I always got either the chicken apple or the bachwurst (i forget the correct spelling).  The price at the time (2001), I believe it was no more than 2.50 or 2.75 for a dog.  Legend has it, they use to sell Mary Jane here...err thats what I heard....Anyways, it's part of the Berkeley  experience to eat here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SpmxoIyNvH0gygXs8BjmTg", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MxYtlFRiBRW9zvpJ8yW4VQ", "text": "Veggie dogs are my shit! This is the place to get them. Simple with mustard and I'm a happy girl.\n\nThey might put crack in the gods because I FIENE for them!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RAjs8yhXbsLBHUwajHZ2NA", "date": "2010-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "my58smIiq6Y1FsmRI9ffQg", "text": "Top Dog is the ultimate 2:30 am food. I am constantly amazed at how deftly the staff handles 20+ people and their orders, all the while offering a inexpensive and highly satisfying hot dogs. There is truly something for everyone (in terms of hot dogs) and the throwback to the truly Berkeley feel is not lost on someone like myself. \n\nI have to give this place 5 stars, there are so few places that deserve such adulation and support, but this is truly one of them.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Fyp5rxbzoWQwm0z2gW3w5g", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NGHKTQii5sEWHu8SMWrfZQ", "text": "There is no line!\n\nI had my pre birthday night in Berkeley. After a few bars top dog is definitely the right spot!\n\nGo in look at the small but diverse menu. I Asked the guy at the counter which chicken dog he likes the best, the man answered \"Lemondog\" so I say Yes!\n\nI was not very stoked about the bun as I like whole wheat but that thing was crunchy and delicious. \n\nI then proceeded to the condiments: sauerkraut, Deli mustard, relish, ketchup, onions. Mmmmmmmmm\n\nSee my picture; although I had a few drinks, it was amazing!!!!\nI didn't pay so I did not see the prices, probably a good deal with how \"low key\" they are.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jZaW5XEiEuZo_JhpxMBDSQ", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NG_yWty3hAXn3IcEwx7uEg", "text": "Underwhelmed.  It's by no means bad, but let's just say I would be perfectly content if I never had Top Dog again.\n\nI tried the chicken apple sausage.  Probably my first mistake.  You don't get nearly same amount of flavor in a chicken sausage than beef.  The sesame roll was nicely toasted, but completely split apart half way through eating my dog.  Hate it when that happens.\n\nDo they have grilled onions or peppers?  I don't even know because I wasn't offered any.  The standard toppings that they leave out certainly don't cut it.  Granted, this place is probably great if I were still a broke college student.  And it's probably a lot better after a few drinks.  Meh.  I'd take a Danger Dog (from LA) over Top Dog any day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eCvAJt65wLit2S_MTnMNoQ", "date": "2012-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ohq_O50R0bCKyt99-HNEiQ", "text": "calabrese,  hot link... or just a plain old top dog, it can never go wrong for me.  Top Dog has and always will be my top dog.  it has been for 20 years.  20.  twenteeeee!!!  (yes, and you're just now getting my review!)  there are few great dogs out there, throughout the country,  but none ever as great.\n\nsimple.  pay the $3, get a great dog.  hot sauerkraut and your choice of mustard, brown, spicy etc.  the bun is a standby, never changes, always toasted.  very simple.  the dog is not dressed up or sauced up with all sorts of fancy things.  they're just delicious dogs, and less is definitely more.  \n\nso glad i can always count on my top dog.  don't ever change.  love you just the way you are and always have been.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VbVjkDYXMzRzRur8_q5GUA", "date": "2009-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ojeugr368x4vYOnxu2Ap8g", "text": "Summer of 1993, my first top dog. Since then there has been no other for me. Top Dog, you are the best. I don't care if you don't come with a free soda like at Costco, you are simply the best hot dog anyone could ever have. Especially your German and Kielbasa and your toasted buns. I don't care if service can be sketchy or if you're too crowded sometimes, it is all worth it. Whether I live 2 buildings down or 12.8 miles from you, you are worth it all!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dWjspTHn0LwQBxxUv8Tiig", "date": "2009-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ol_WlzscvoEqjyR6jsTnCQ", "text": "Cheap quality hot dogs in the cold streets of Berkeley = thee life. its not the coffee that keeps me warm, its these hot dogs!\n\nNo wonder they call it TOP dog! its the best. reviews speak for themselves. Lots of selection. they cook it right off the grill with the buns.  Hot dog is juicy and delicious, top it off with some mustard and take a stroll around telegraph...\n\nsmall, no chairs, line out the door... what else is new? :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k9sVFmF59g8_Fl90fTjOKA", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PBo7DLZjalVPOTCmm5tDbQ", "text": "Please, God. Please. Please give me a miracle and let Top Dog open up a shop in Marin. I grew up on Top Dog (yes, I was indoctrinated with leftist propaganda pasted on the walls) as an innocent young girl in Berkeley and I am forever ruined for any other dog. Oh, Top Dog. How I miss you. How I dream about you. How I may drive many, many miles to eat one of you so very soon. \n\nPlease, God. Please???", "stars": 5, "user_id": "C7pEB1z7QpRtL1sxqeOTww", "date": "2009-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pG6MdCEpNFj6OLoc4LbN4A", "text": "Whenever I take a visit to Telegraph, I just have to make a stop at Top Dog! Famous for their hot dogs. The buns are yum as well. MUST add sauerkraut. THE best toppingggg. Only thing bad I would say is that they have a bad selection of soda. RC Cola gets watery and flat so fast!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4TJF62R5ytolOmiMWKtjGA", "date": "2009-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Pp_6S0LKszd1aaWWy5bwRg", "text": "I enjoyed my Calebrese (Italian) dog on the toasted bun. I think it's good cheap eats for a late night after the bar. Not sure if I would make a speacial trip out here just for their dogs, but if I was in Berkeley, doing a little drinking, yea maybe. Had a bite of the bf's Hot Link, liked it better than my Calebrese. Also had a bite of the Khielbasa, eh it was alright.  The 5 of us ordered 9 dogs between us and they were all gone. Cash only!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-3jtBudQjQpLzlG-apGc5A", "date": "2008-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qrymGSpM2qe4N-tt9YEbxg", "text": "Serving up an assortment of delicious snappy dogs on toasted sesame rolls and serve-yourself bins of sauerkraut, relish, and chopped onions, this Berkeley institution is a savior for hungry Cal students at 2 am. Faves are the Bratwurst and the Chicken Apple. I usually order a couple dogs for about $8 because I'm a fattie. Cash only!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cywLfetwd4k7gSu5ewNuhw", "date": "2011-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QsA0dQXgVlTqJfZ41bEQIw", "text": "I like being able to grab food with a friend, and walk down the street with it, catching up and people-watching. Top Dog in Berkeley is perfect for this, both in style of food and surroundings. The freshly grilled hot dogs are just wrapped up in a paper and handed to you. And the fellow who was working their that evening was super fast and very nice.\n\nThey have a veggie dog, which I applaud them for. Not the best I've ever had, but it's pretty okay! The toasted sesame seed bun and the different kinds of mustard, really makes up for any flavor that the veggie dog itself lacks. Not something I'd search out again. But if I happened to be in the neighborhood, I'd pop by.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DpkerLJAGCwAFhTFVFP3rA", "date": "2009-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RqU0Ofi47G4d3u5orosidA", "text": "Shoot, I don't even like hot dogs!!\n\nWhen some friends wanted to eat here I was thinking yea sure why not.  In the past, I've had hot dogs that people rave about and was never impressed.  Pink's in LA was a serious disappointment for me.  \n\nBut top dog is the TOP DOG.  I don't wanna hype it up but I don't know what other type of hot dog I would want in the future.  \n\nChristine B. & I split the chicken apple dog.  I loaded my half with ketchup, mustard, onions, and relish.  \n\nFirst thing I said after my first bite was \"Mmmm!\"\nAnd then tears were starting to come out.  Real tears.  Because no one told me how spicy the mustard was lol.  \n\nBut the chicken apple is super juicy and sweet.  I think the bread makes a HUGE difference in the quality.  Normal hot dog buns aren't that good but the bread they use - great choice.\n\nNow I understand why people come here to appease those late night munchies.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yhzb5adgzluN8O12rl6d8Q", "date": "2011-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "S5U_V37vM6vxYx6tx2rF0w", "text": "drrrroooool I went back three times while i was in the east bay. could not get enough!! crispy pop on the dog, awesome grill bun. I kept it simple with the frankfurter i tried my boys weiswurst and hot link but i stuck with the simple and classic. \n\none tip, their not kidding when they said that russian mustard is outrageously hot. you might take a dab and go oh it's not that hot, but in mass you start breathing it it's like breathing napalm. \n\nat $3 a piece there isn't much better you can do. ooooo ya, they have fresh cider that's their apple juice. yumms. \n\nif you like hotdogs you gotta go, even if you don't like hotdogs you should go just walk down a block from there and tell me you don't want once after smelling that grill.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SAjoxK-DfszGMRF-96AxjA", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "s8u5_TEUs0zc3HxNtTkLGQ", "text": "definitely the Top Dog in my book...visited this place last night after the Beastie Boys show and it was perfect end to the evening. the excellent service was a show in itself, watching this guy take orders and toss the dogs on the grill then yell them out as the orders come up...fun! price with tax included makes it easy to figure out how much you owe (especially if you've been drinking)...i had the frankfurter, it was hot, juicy and served on a french bread bun with sesame seeds. i used yellow mustard and it was all it needed...yummm...it's a must visit even if you're not hungry.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "W56Hpu8e4wc96u-Kt8gnLA", "date": "2007-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SES-b-ArNWX7t2VW2cfRXw", "text": "One word: Yum.  Top Dog has quickly become one of my favorite destinations to grab a bite when in the Berkeley area.  It is a great \"after climbing treat\".  I haven't really tried anything other than the Hot Link (it's that good), but I hear lots of people like the kielbasa as well.  \n\nThe Top Dog experience is unique.  It's not a big place...just enough room to get a couple of people in to order, enable a few to sit down to eat at the counter and that's about it.  Be prepared to know what you want to order...the normal people that work here have a weird personality, but it makes it a fun experience.  \n\nMy only complaint about this location is that they don't have the Russian Style Hot Beaver mustard like the one on Hearst St!\n\nI've resisted buying the cold dogs to go, just because it probably won't taste the same at home.  :P", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eSJjyu2CQPk0JsBvIE3mHw", "date": "2008-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sgKF9jzC_hqCDZIKaduqCw", "text": "my mouth waters at the thought of top dog. it's the best late night snack at an affordable price, inebriated or not.. Even when this tiny space is packed to a brim, there is a constant flow of traffic, so your wait is never long. i always get chicken apple or bratwurst.. mmm... meat.. drool* \n\ntheir pressed apple juice is pretty damn good.. no sugar added, and it's probably the best i've tasted.. in fact, top dog is calling my name...  \n\n*door slams, sound of ignition*", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OqH85SAF0oLijVY_SeAk8A", "date": "2007-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "t1jRNz-NDaxoenuiQBlYmA", "text": "Top Dog does it right. Great hot dogs, topped with what you want and properly done too! Hit the spot after a night of drinking. Last I remember they take cash only, and I know I tried to convince the dude to let me get away by paying the rest of my hot dog in cigarettes but I guess the hippy movement is dead. Thats cool though, ended up getting feds and munchin out on some BOMB hot dogs. MMMM MMMM MMMM. Cal kids got it good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lRkPbjQNXiyYq8xiGlEAfA", "date": "2010-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "t71TH1sCtLDqLx86jYx2qw", "text": "Ghiradelli chocalate is to San Francisco as\r\nTop Dog is to Berkeley,what a great traditional combo\r\n\r\nBefore I go to any Cal Sporting event, I always pound two hot-dog and a small can of Diet-coke before I go in.  Every single kind of weiners are very tasty including the Kielbasas, Chicken-apple and Polish Dog.\r\nThe owner(S) of this popular Berkeley hangout has found a goldmine.\r\n\r\nI may not attend CAL. But you UC Students are very lucky to have a great hot dog place in Top-Dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HYQoxBC1y1DGPq6pGP09Tw", "date": "2006-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TfBKL5gX9G15pt5h4tchyQ", "text": "What can I say?\nSame ole' goodness and the same for the last 17 years I have been visiting this place.\nAlways good sausages!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5fuuuDZ8X0XFnKqoAPIWnA", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TG9xwQswwMdQEP44brTXjQ", "text": "I love the wieners at this place and their spokes dog is so cute!  For a large variety of different flavored wieners this is your spot.  If you're looking for a place that has a whole bunch of different toppings, this isn't so much the place for that.  Otherwise a good place to get atypical hot dogs that are freshly made.  This is by far the best place for hot dogs in Norcal!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m-AqgvPMYqlwgZoISndVxQ", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tw4rFU_bIyHoZT35xn7Z8w", "text": "I remember the first times that I ate here many years ago. The hot dogs here have not changed at all in that time. Consistency is key. They have good hours here and is frequently visited by the late night party crowd with munchies which sometimes requires you to bump elbows with some drunk people if you have a late night urge. Its never really been a problem for me, but I have seen some friction between an exasperated cashier/cook and a clueless bleary eyed mob.\n\nDepending on whether I'm grabbing something here as a snack or for a meal, I usually grab a kielbasa or both a kielbasa and a bockwurst. The lemon chicken is alright and the hot link is frigging GOOD. Unfortunately the bockwurst JUST barely budges out the hot link out of my top 2.\n\nThe hot dogs here are pretty pricey as they have slowly raised the prices over the years, with 50 cents here and there. Its just not economical to eat here often anymore. The service is usually pretty friendly, in a curt sort of way. It is usually best to decide quickly of what you want and let the guy know clearly. Otherwise you might be subjected to some... *gasp* grumbling when you finally decide or get your order right. It might be annoying to some, but to me it just adds more character to this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uoYs6lSZmhJ_NWzGAOKxzA", "text": "Lemon Chicken and Apple chicken are all I eat when I go to this spot.  The flavors are good and the buns are nice, toasty and hot.  It's a great place to go to after a night at the bars.  Once you get into the building make sure you make yourself known and know what you want.  If ya sit on the sidelines hoping they will recognize you then be ready to wait.  Lines can be long late at night so there might be a wait.  Happy Eating!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JhvV9ihmpOFar9yHx5YEZA", "date": "2008-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uu6y6H2TDP0ljU2dW3nmbQ", "text": "Before the dawn of Chicken apple sausages . . .\n\n. . . before the invent of condiment dispensers . . .  great tubs of sauerkraut and sweet pickle relish, with real spoons\n\nKielbasa & Polish were KING", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sDS2DFgAapj7gJ83P425Fg", "date": "2011-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uyg-epbI_Tr7DeOYIb5MGw", "text": "I was with nfactorial and we were waiting to be joined by our friend D so we could begin our rockin' junior high school reunion. D called in to tell us to go ahead and eat, so now the decision was if we should get Top Dog or Fat Slice Pizza. \n\nI went with Top Dog (N decided to pass because they don't separate the veggie dogs the same way they do at the other TDs, or something like that...) and got my fave - the hot link (added on the kraut)! Actually, I don't think I've ever tried anything other than the hot link, so I can vouch for its tastiness only. $3 well spent!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NM-B21z7EnPXIWsHDM7kbg", "date": "2010-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "V3Me6O8qsCkw7-D2VFYU7g", "text": "\"Get out of the doorway!\"\n\n\"What do you want?!\"\n\nHey, if I had to take orders from a bunch of drunks at 2:00 am I might be mad at the world too, but I'm just here to grab my dog and go.  I come to Top Dog for the hot links, some of the best around, so if I have to deal with some gruff service it's a small price to pay.  I'm going to pass out 10 minutes after getting home anyway - life could be worse.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "z9Cnkm1I-qF6RY3zbyPm_w", "date": "2007-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vAvPnW1kqfOLJmUcqk9yrQ", "text": "Celia and Jeff love love love Top Dog! \n\nIt's waaay better than the one on north side. When we were there, they microwaved my hot dog before grilling it. It turned out to be as dry as a slim jim.\n\nAnyway--- this place has the BEST hot links. All of their hot dogs have the \"snap.\" They just \"snap\" and then it gets juuuuicy. \n\nThe store is really small, but it smells great and there are a lot of interesting anarchist-like stickers. There's definitely no seating space though (like most hot dog places), so you'll have to take your top dog to go.\n\nJeff loves to mix sauces and he always piles on the sauerkraut (which is so fresh and the best i ever had), onions, and relish, making everything mushy. Actually it makes everything more delicious and you have to do this to get the best top dog experience. No you don't. \n\nBottom line(s):\nIt's cash only. The top dog snaps like the top dog it is. You can eat however you like. But you have to add the sauerkraut.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MSwnEugaNRe50qXy21-fFw", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vZBmRwb4qON5B7lsYakq6g", "text": "When the place is run by just one person, it is amazing to watch him/her handle 20 persons' orders in 10 min from hot dog to payment to drinks to more people!  Impressed with the service and quick turnaround.  Bun is like a hybrid French roll - hot dog bun = divine!  $3 hot dog worth every penny.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZtvYF3zRCjKVtNzgmqzvjg", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wbPAYJzxth7HFyKJz5cnjg", "text": "Best hot dogs I've had yet.  It's good enough that I used to take the 880 up to Sacramento instead of the faster 680 just so I could stop through and get a top dog on the way.  Calabrese is still my fave, but you gotta love them all.\n\nAs if $3 a dog isn't cheap enough, you can buy them by the dozen or half dozen and cook them yourself.  It makes for a great tailgate at, say, Oakland coliseum, or for bbqing at home.\n\nThis location is the best I've had.  There's one in San Jose by the SJSU campus, but it's just not the same taste or feel as this joint.  Still think this place is better than Pink's hot dogs in LA and just about any other sausage in a bun.\n\nParking is a shame though, I've actually gotten written up twice by parking enforcement at Berkeley, so watch yo backs!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZDgqRbMzvh5xLvLPf5pd1A", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WpHw2zfChbdyiveO6fO7sg", "text": "Here's the deal.  If you want a freakin' good hot dog, one that doesn't follow typical hot dog trend, then be sure to stop by.  Seriously,  what can possibly beat the lemon chicken?  Umm, maybe a bite of heaven?  I don't even like eating chicken on a regular basis, and yet this is what I buy along with a hot link...which brings me to my next hotdog.  \r\n\r\nIf your taste buds have been sheltered your whole life...this is not the route for you.  Buy another lemon chicken. This stuff is really hot!  Be sure to grab a few extra napkins to wipe your nose, as it will definately start running.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NDSnvxm-BFwgZuOoh0597g", "date": "2006-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WR5olZPSdRoRPzaSjlo9TQ", "text": "top dog has the best hot dogs around!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Da_ZO8lKwIacljqKUJbAlw", "date": "2005-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wT4Mq2hRgUi0fCHtuAgmhQ", "text": "Ever since I moved back to LA, I just always think about Top Dog!  I've never had a better hot dog anywhere else!  The hole-in-the-wall thing really gives the hot dog the grittiness it has to make you feel cool and edgy.  The people behind the counter are always really efficient too.  They find out what you want, take your money, and give you your hot dog without any problems, even when the place is packed and it's hard to distinguish the many [Asian] faces.\n\nThe bread too!  So yummy!  I wanted to try all the different kinds but never did it.  Live out my dream!\n\nThey opened another Top Dog in Irvine and it really doesn't feel or taste the same...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SAiusDs1AnLRbVKXKlUoXw", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xM8CI8SmxsmTDtTk_JQ_Rw", "text": "Yes... another 5 stars for Top Dog. Its amazing.  If you like hot dogs you have to go here.  Totally unpretentious.  Call out what you want, hang for a few minutes catch up with the guy behind the grill, order a drink and chips, eat and hang, or take off. Easy as that... great prices too and lots of dog choices, even veggie options.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3xvG4A_VYtW3rvGuAvJPaQ", "date": "2009-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xsIZT7cQkrB9nBAc22wHgg", "text": "Likes: Lemon chicken and smoked apple chicken are my go to hot dogs\n\nDislikes: This space in the location is very small, almost no where to sit.  Best to just pretend this is like a drive through, go in with money and out with a hot dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BiWYDNIf7gBBNRtP6YVwIA", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XyAF_xSgw-LrCZWRTXjm6w", "text": "i think top dog is concentrated with reviews from people reliving their drunken, 2am treks to asian ghetto, desperately stumbling about for something to eat.\n\nincidentally, top dog offers several different types of hot dogs - the hot link, the lemon chicken, the bratwurst, the etc. etc. and it's open late.\n \nnow, i'd hate to downplay the emotional attachment to the shop and all, but seriously guys. it's a hot dog.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ylHsyDtsTTHOujuH5Y-VzA", "text": "It begins and ends with Top Dog.  \n\nI have been going there for 30 years.  There is no better hot dog place, anywhere.  Not the streets of New York or Chicago, not the hipster places in LA.  \n\nScan the menu, get in line and order.  Experiment with them....New York, Kielbasa, Louisiana.  Then have another.  \n\nThe ambiance is bar none.  Don't fraternize with the staff unless they make a bid to do so. \n\nIt begins and ends with Top Dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_oBIWztCl48PwjMIDDvNFw", "date": "2011-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YsbonVnigV7rMGSu9b7EMg", "text": "I am not big on American food....really! But, here is another big weiner!!!! Five stars!!!!\n\nI came to the other Top Dog location long ago with the hipster bearded wonder Fabio and enjoyed it. I knew that this location was the popular one and I wanted to come here but Fabio wanted to avoid the crowds.This time was the dogs were as tasty as the first. Great hot dogs!!!! I had the Smoked Chicken Apple dog. My friend Balle had a Veggie Dog. She said it was very flavorful. Yes, they have dogs for veg heads here! I thoroughly enjoyed my dog! The taste is a bit subtle I must admit but it is tasty still! I probably should have gotten another flavor like the linguica ( I think that's what it's called). They even have special dogs. Today they had a chicken mango habanero dog....wow!!!!\n\nThis place is tiny! There isn't enough room for all the cool stuff they put on the walls of the other location. Nevertheless, this place has some cool stuff to read and look at on the walls. The service is great. The guy at the grill is a hard worker. I'm really glad I came here! I highly recommend this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VWmuhCSYSJyAuXRyckp1tA", "date": "2012-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Y_z5habnR982qVOMtIHPDg", "text": "'EFFIN AMAZING HOT DOGS!\ntheeee BEST, EVERR !!!\n\nEvery time I'm in Berkeley, no matter how much I've eaten (or drank), I always find my way to Top Dog. It's a muuust, along with the boba and donuts on the side... :X\n\nDisregard my love for food munchies (drunk munches, whatever you want to call them), and let's focus on the magical little shop on Durant. Top Dog just stands out in the middle of the night, with its brightly illuminated sign. It silently beckons you with the mini-crowds it draws, and the drifting aroma of sizzling hot dogs from grill. \n\nLove the art and decorations on the wall. It's full of attitude and good humor, like the workers here :] Just take your time and read some of the comics on the walls. I promise, you'll be amused!\n\nmy recommendation: the hot link!!! :D\n\nCrisp bun with a flavorful and nicely seasoned meat. Simple and delicious! The condiments are on the side to help garnish your hot dog.\n\nRemember to bring cash :]", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SCVXTOahtPQJ7i_ZHHgREg", "date": "2010-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZG1Dh7iJ88S47ESP1e46Cw", "text": "$3 for a gourmet hot dog! \n\nThere is so much to try here! I ordered the hot link which is super spicy but oh so tasty. I also had the Calabrese (Italian), which was probably the better choice. It was mildly spicy with lots of flavor. \n\nThe hot dogs were served in  square toasted sesame seed buns. I usually dig chili but their chili was full of beans so I passed. However, there was plenty of sauerkraut, ketchup and mustard and the condiment table.\n\nThere may be a long line for this tiny place, but it moves fast. There are no tables or chairs so plan on standing while eating. Hopefully it isn't too cold out. The gourmet hot dogs are the best around and super cheap. Cash only but hey, tax is included in the price!\n\nDefinitely worth a visit if you love hot dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rl64kysIAlSg7zwCvGzjzw", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-ziYrsG87c8R0g53eM_YlQ", "text": "this place is the shit, you love weiners, wursts, furters, and sausages they got. what more can you ask for? cookers are always cool with the tv always on espn. just a quick skate from 510 skateshop. and its open pretty late too", "stars": 5, "user_id": "e7SBIPdqMEvfADDIcdYwYg", "date": "2008-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "fUshBrJu36IIk7ko441jZg", "text": "You like-a da sausage? I like-a da sausage! Specially from here! \n\nThere is no place finer for a hot spicy hunk of meat to settle the drunken stomach, or the hung over stomach or the post final stomach, hell its just good any time.\n\nStop reading and get yo butt up and go to top dog right now and order some meat(or a wienie if you don't eat meat)!! (ask for a butterflied top at your own risk)\n\nWith so many choices and breakneck speed service, you can not go wrong. \n\nOh and one more thing its CASH only so don't try to pull out your card all you'll get is annoyed looks and someone else eating your dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3NtqjS9HJb_pZVXSFQFCbQ", "date": "2007-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "HJsage4p8U9g3hmbswrI5g", "text": "There's a reason this place has 4.5 stars after over 700 reviews.\nThe reason is because this place is awesome.\n\n-- -- -- -- -- -- -- --\n\nIt's good for a quick bite at lunch time,\nit's good for a quick bite at dinner time, and\nit's best for a quick bite late at night, after a night of drinking.\n\nIt's open late, and often has a wait but is worth it.  \n\n-- -- -- -- -- -- -- --\n\nThey have a ton of options.\n\nThey even make some attempts at grilling the Wienie (which is their veggie dog) on a different part of the grill than the non-veg dogs.\n\n-- -- -- -- -- -- -- --\n\nDon't come here if you're looking for fine dining with excellent service, but do come here if you're looking for something quick and really tasty.\n\n((Minus one star because it's not the cleanest.))", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_Mtbi_7w9i2Uuski2eOsZg", "date": "2009-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "K0DQx5YTCkB4PuxG06YHig", "text": "In the same way that no man will ever feel entirely comfortable eating a banana - the dreaded sausage presents a similar sense of trepidation. So good on you lot for sticking it in a slab of bread.\n\nOn a side note - today I became a man, having recognised an actual bonefide yelper outside the confines of this website. When you left your seat, I sat in it and bathed in the educated heat of your posterior... bless you, tall asian girl...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J52_6MJ_a9v0n2y3qv4zYA", "date": "2006-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "m3ALKRB40iXhi7Tje2cDzw", "text": "It's so simple, but it's so good. I can't believe it, it's just a hot dog, but I crave Top Dog like a mad man!\n\n The drive to Berkeley to taste a Top Dog hot dog is worth it every single time for me. $3 for a juicy dog is a steal! My faves are lemon chicken, German Frankfurter, and the classic hot link. You should order 3-4  at a time because they're that good and you wont have to keep waiting for another one if you decide.There is no excuse not to love this place...the dogs are dirt cheap and the buns are toasty warm...yummm.\n\nCASH only, Standing room only although there are bar stools. \n\nThings nearby: BART station, Cal Berkeley campus, telegraph ave, ATMs. Also open until 2am so if you're from the city/peninsula you can decide to go as late as midnight and still have lots of eating time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EQIABu3tSBa8Hg4Mr7WSvQ", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "vbPo5cSiS7NATdc4GMbqvQ", "text": "Backstory paragraph... Ever since I got back from a trip in Chicago, I've been having hot dog cravings and no, I did not go to Boys Town there, it's because of those damn Chicago hot dogs, which I recommend.  To me, my Californian hot dog and Chicago hot dog are at equal levels for me and I wouldn't choose one over the other; it's all about my preference at the time.  And so as I would come back to California, I went to Costco to get a polish dog, but that didn't quite satisfy my appetite.  I then set my sights to the famous hot dog eating destination in Berkeley, which I've never been.  Therefore...\n\nWhen I got there, there was a line going out of this tiny venue and the guy behind the counter is yelling over everybody to get everyone's orders, so be prepared to answer when he calls on you or you might upset him; he seems very abrasive for some reason like a feeling he's apathetic to the job but loves the money raking in that he can come off like a snarky, comedic jerk, but I'm sure he's a nice guy normally.  Enough with the speculation, the place has several kinds of hot dogs all for $3.00 from beef, pork, chicken, veal, turkey, or a mixture of the meats.  I ordered the Garlic Frankfurter because I love garlic.  And it's a sight to behold of the formidable amounts of sausages being grilled in the back to prepare for the flood of orders; there was probably more than 50 sausages on that grill.\n\nI got my hot dog and it was surprisingly smaller than I thought.  If you're familiar to the Costco dogs, I would say it's about 2/3 that size.  Their hot dogs are all served on French bread buns that are slightly toasted to get a crisper taste.  So did the dogs here captivate my taste buds?  It was a good, solid hot dog I have to say.  There was a slight mix of flavors in my Garlic Frankfurter that's not apparent in other hot dogs I've tried, but I was disappointed that the garlic flavor was extremely subtle and could've used more.  And the best part, the hot dog actually tasted fresh!  Not your typical Costco or Oscar Meier wiener, and an actual original flavor to their sausages.\n\nI enjoyed the hot dog thoroughly, even though the hot dog's size is slightly insubstantial, and for $3 for one is really not too shabby unless you're a cheapskate and refuse to pay more than a $1.50 for hot dogs due to Costco spoiling you, then that's just narrow mindedness.  Anyway, I would go back again, but not too often because its over 40 miles for me to get there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h19qwOZNQlhbZy1bHk83iQ", "date": "2009-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "00Ky05sTrBs77CuuX9Mm_A", "text": "A hot dog at Top Dog is better than a steak at the Ritz.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oJ6bb4wnKCNT8v4U53FzFA", "date": "2006-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "6mMoiXfWs1CNQAOvOriH6w", "text": "Top Dog: certainly a Berkeley institution. The dogs are grilled just perfectly and juicy. They're good for a meal or a snack. You can slather on the condiments at your pleasure. The potato salad is bomb. Buns are buttery and flaky.\n\nbut,\n\n$3 for any hot dog / sausage is decently priced if these weiners were big, but they are not unfortunately. Size matters.\n\nIt's a long wait for something you'd think would grill fast. On top of that, the lines here are long on game days, lunch time, and late night. You need to stand around outside for your order in anticipation because there's no system whatsoever, like numbering. The service is just bad, rude sometimes even. It's cash only. So yeah, you guessed it, the bottom line is: overrated.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Oihf04EcwDPMjXjwOTSvtw", "text": "If I were to play the 100,000 pyramid and was asked for \"Things I associate with Top Dog,\" I'd say:\n\nCollege...\nDelicious...\nNFL Sundays...\n\"Study\" sessions...\nLate night munchies...\nThe reason for the late night munchies...\nTake home exams...\nKielbasa...\nChicken apple...\nA frank discussion about what a chicken apple is...\nSneaking in a few for the A's dollar Wednesday game...\nBeer...\nCondiments galore...\nHangovers...\nBerkeley...\nBy the way, these are all good things (well, except for take home exams).  Oh, the memories...and I still don't know what a chicken apple is...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pypZb3V5TXHOnlTj-qLSrw", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "jhWS42Km-1OuqNJMYiUFmw", "text": "This will be a little strange because I'm writing this review based on experiences I had nearly 40 years ago when I was a student at UC Berkeley. Since leaving Berkeley so long ago, Top Dog epitomized the Holy Grail of hot dog eateries for me & became the standard which I measured my hot dog experiences & looking for my new  'hot dog heaven'. Could I ever find the Holy Grail anywhere else?\n\nMaybe my memories from back in the 70s was fueled by youth, rebellion & hunger pangs enhanced by certain 'substances', but getting a \"TOP DOG!\" was almost a nightly thing for my friends & I (when us poor college kids could afford it) and any selection on the menu was OH SOOOOO GOOOOD!\n\nSince then, my quest for the Holy Grail of hot dog eateries has been a major fail. No place have I ever found in the nearly 40 years has even come close to \"Top Dog\". At best, a weak 3 stars.\n\nSince it had been so long ago that I had left Berkeley, I had assumed Top Dog had long departed the face of the earth & became only a fond memory of days gone by. Today I was lamenting my fruitless quest for the Holy Grail of hot dog eateries & decided to google \"top dog berkeley\". At best I thought I might get some historical info on their life & demise ... what I really expected was to get nothing useful ...\n\nHOLY CRAP! THE HOLY GRAIL STILL EXISTS. I SEE THE OLD BRICK STOREFRONT. MEMORIES FLOOD BACK & HOPES RETURNS. I NEED TO GET TO BERKELEY ... START ONE HERE IN SD, PLEASE!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ib-CV-QFHbQ3fUT8m6yJaw", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "rAhnfx7WA7uL5wrb96WXZQ", "text": "Who doesn't want a hot sausage in their mouth...wait what?!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8NKh2OV4aaKDmKZ76HE6Vw", "date": "2011-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3pC4X2LloSmMuLtggqrv7Q", "text": "maybe it just me and my friends, but our sausage was just ok. the bread was stale. our coke was flat. We were thinking about complaining about our coke, but ehh. I don't think I'd come here again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "S8lMmhzGrj63KepejMu0EA", "date": "2008-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7ABOYoF6DeUnX-jTYH14wA", "text": "I love Top Dog!!!! It's incomparable & the BEST HOT DOGS! After moving to Sac for college, I could never find any place to serve good hot dogs like Top Dog! If I'm ever in the area I make sure to grab myself some and then I walk across the street at Sweetheart Cafe for some fried calamari..Ok, I'm getting off track now. I've tried pretty much everything on the menu but my top favorites are Hot Link,Kielbasa, and Top Dog with everything on it and a RC Cola! \n\nThe lines are always long but well worth the wait! It's a CASH ONLY joint so make sure to bring paper & change! It's cheap and open until 2am!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m9jmFGTLz4v-t0cSsbSA8A", "date": "2009-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aNIuxIMc3jdDF7pm9D3tKA", "text": "One of a kind, a Berkeley institution. Tastiest dogs ever. Great selection of dogs and toppings. Love the ambience, service. Sometimes interesting clientel. Open into the wee hours. Street parking may be difficult.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1daypCTFYTvS4rnrY39K5A", "date": "2008-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c8fZFCPQ0Sx1tCLXRPuQ2g", "text": "Update 10/28/07:  Did the lemon chicken shrink or somethin?  I swear the guy before me got one too, but the worker said his was a bratwurst.  He grabbed mine out of the bucket.  What are those, the reject little sausages?  I hope the owner reads this, but I doubt he would care anyway.  \n\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nThis was my favorite spot when I went to school at Cal, especially on the weekend around 2am.  You don't have to be drunk to enjoy it though!  I love the lemon chicken on that toasted bun with a bunch of onions, mustard, and a touch of ketchup.  I know it sounds  weird to get excited over a hot dog, but these are way better than anything you had before!  Trust me!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zyLIp7DRFqeIE1Grrh3Zng", "date": "2006-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fiMMJ3fxPPTI7Tq5K_T5rg", "text": "I'm surprised it took me this long to write a review of Top Dog. \n\nLiving in South Bay and never having any business to be in East Bay, let alone Berkeley, I am not afforded that many opportunities to sample Top Dog.  But when I do, I'd like to make the most of it.  By buying a bunch of them at once.  Now granted, I have not done it for good eight months if not more - blame it on insane work schedule and rising gas prices.  \n\nHowever, should I ever venture up to Berkeley again, Top Dog would be my destination of choice.  There's nothing better than a grilled Louisiana Hot Link with lots of Sambel Cap Jempol (Indonesian hot sauce) - Bro, a Top Dog fanatic, missed it so much that he requested that I brought a couple of packets of these babies last time I went to visit him.  However, taking into account the 21-hour plane ride and multiple stops, his request was respectfully declined.  \n\nBest East Bay late night post-party nosh.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vASaF47nWvCHEEDA8nfCVw", "date": "2008-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SmUH8YeYPojl2-ipQLe7-Q", "text": "Best hot dogs in the Bay Area. Well... sausages actually. They usually have about 12 different kinds so you can find out exactly what combination of beef, pork and veal taste the best to you.\n\nI have a friend that would always get two hot links with hot Russian mustard. He bullied me into doing it once and I was hurting by the second hot link. My eyes went hazy and I started sweating. But I kept eating until every last ounce of sour kraut and hot link was gone. I'd do it again in a second. Viva Top Dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dpEtyfB2o7MH1Mc_Ygoolg", "date": "2007-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "23iK1BzCGKMeEJwv_z_f8g", "text": "I reckon Top Dog and myself have quite the history. I can't even count the late night adventures that has ended in Berkeley just for one of those gratifying dogs.\n\nThe place itself is minuscule. People are constantly packed in there like some sardines. The cooks can be intimidating at times when they bark commands at people in the back but please understand it's for efficiency. \n\nTilt your head up and look in awe at your choices of mouth watering ambrosia. Can't go wrong with the calabrese, kielbasa, german frankfurter, or the hot link (Louisiana style!). Served with a toasted french roll: crispy yet soft and oh-so-appropriate. Condiments are on the back wall, don't be noob and ask them to put anything on it.   \n\nBe prepared for various vagabonds who frequent the area. You might get asked to take a hit of nitro or witness a street brawl that started over a piece of already-chewed bubble gum. Just smile, cross your eyes, and nod. Have patience when parking and you'll do just fine.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MIUZSywsu_WX-KB6jJVlNA", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cxblGT7ivIXRAvpEr5T_Sw", "text": "This place is extremely overrated and I have no idea why it is such a Berkeley icon.\n\nThree dollars for a decent hot dog?  You could get nachos right next door or a grilled burrito at Mario's for a similar price and be much more satisfied.\n\nThe service sucks.. the guy serving you is almost always rude, though I guess that fits the idea of a hot dog place.\n\nThe hot dogs here are not significantly better than what you would get at Costco, and they are a lot smaller.\n\nYou almost certainly could make a better hot dog yourself.\n\nSeeing that there are like 500 five star reviews of this place blows my fucking mind.  People are saying its cheap?  I mean, I know most of the people reviewing this place are spoiled UC Berkeley kids buying stuff on their parents dime and used to paying way too much money for food and housing already.. but how can you say getting a pretty small hotdog and a fountain soda is a steal for 6 dollars?\n\nThat is insane.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "UlK0BkTSuGFYbhO4Om0cUQ", "date": "2009-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EOu82OAjkKSTyr9rnUYhaQ", "text": "It's open until late, and they have lemon chicken. Condiments are facing the counter, and it's all you can squirt, later, rinse, repeat.\n\nNot sure if the Black guy with dreads still works there. He's a math genius though. He's pretty robotic, as far as efficiency goes.\n\nOh yeah, they even ship sausages to you. That's pretty damn useful.\n\nLemon chicken!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3tkyUW4xtIsLPD7n1ZdXUw", "date": "2008-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LJHK5W5MM6_jp9GwyzSr_g", "text": "I really like Top Dog..best hot dogs I've ever had. I'm not really a fan of hot dogs, but there are days when I crave the chicken apple hot dogs from here...so good.\n\nNot only are the sausages delicious (chicken apple and hot link are my favorites), but the bread is sooo yummy! I don't know what it is (probably steak roll?), but it's definitely different from the typical hot dog buns that you get at the grocery store. \n\nTop Dog is really cheap too (3 bucks for a hot dog), so any broke college student can come here and grab a quick bite. For me (and probably most Asian girls), one hot dog is satisfactory. But guys probably need around 2-3 hot dogs to be content. \n\nThe only thing about Top Dog is the cleanliness...I mean, I understand that it has character. But one of my friends got food poisoning from their hot dogs...yuck. Yeah...it's a bit unsanitary. But what can you say? It's a hot dog stand in Berkeley...\n\nAnyway, anyone who's visiting Berkeley should give Top Dog a try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HawlyOLGf7foMytDFj-FDw", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LryvTu3YCkE3oRowofMgRw", "text": "The smells are extraordinary when you walk into Top Dog. There are so many choices of hot dog, but usually there is only one to go. They serve soda that screams nostalgia and their service is always as quick as could be. And you gotta love their sign on their huge soda machine on how things work at TD. Remember to have cash ready, because its the only thing that is accepted.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RR-hNSxTUs4CSkGQZLEWyw", "date": "2009-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RIiRCdId9mcb7nhG398BUQ", "text": "Its the whole in the wall places that have the best tasting foods!!!! In this case, the best hot dogs ever! \n\nI went to visit my friend that is attending the university up there and she was raving about this place (since I love hotdogs). We came here and the line was out the door, given the fact that once your inside, you order and get out :) Not a place to sit down and eat. \n\nI got a hot link. One bite. That was enough to know that I should have gotten a 2d or 3rd one. It was juicy and plump. Just the way I like it!!! :D My friend told me that this was the spot to go after a night out. I say... its a place to go any time of the day!!!! \n\nThe only con I see is that the hot dogs are too small :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HO5EQkttwiO-i_Zsytke_w", "date": "2010-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UdOXHoAGeP2drgTH2K688Q", "text": "Wikipedia has the following history on hot dogs:\r\n\r\n\"The American story of the invention of the hot dog, like the hamburger and ice cream cone, is often attributed to the 1904 Louisiana Purchase Exposition in St. Louis, Missouri. However, similar sausages were made and consumed in Europe, particularly in Germany, as early as 1864. The hot dog's association with baseball also predates the 1904 Exposition. St. Louis Browns owner Chris von der Ahe sold them at his ballpark in the 1880s.\r\n\r\nHot dogs were frequently known as frankfurters or franks, but the name \"hot dog\" became popular by the 1890s. In the 1830s, it was widely rumored that the dogs that roamed urban streets were regularly rounded up (by \"dog wagons\") and made into sausages; by the 1840s, the term \"dog sandwich\" was used. The 1860s popular song \"Der Deitcher's Dog\" (written by Septimus Winner and known by the lyrics \"Where oh where has my little dog gone?\") contained:\r\n\r\nUnd sausage is goot: Baloney, of course, \r\nOh! where, oh! where can he be? \r\nDey makes 'em mit dog, und dey makes 'em mit horse: \r\nI guess dey makes 'em mit he. \"\r\n\r\nWhile I'm pretty sure the would never make a hot dog out of my weiner Lola, she was most welcome to come in while we waited to get our yummy gourmet dogs.  \r\n\r\nThe Top dog griller is cool, nice and fast!  We came here on a Saturday afternoon and had a lemon sausage dog.  with some onions, deli mustard and sauer kraut......supper yum!\r\n\r\nI don't consider myself a hot dog connoisseur but I have had many dogs in my life, and this my friends is probably the best!.....takes a bite of the lemon sausage dog......yum tangy....most definitely the bets hot dog around!\r\n\r\nOh and you can buy uncooked dogs to go too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rMNPcAVo5Jpm55Sm68eQ2Q", "date": "2006-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "5jv9lMptpF2OA86EXPbwxg", "text": "In honor of National Hot Dog Day!\n\nI had my interns compile a calendar of events so we could plan our content features for August/September, and it turns out that today is National Hot Dog Day.  That's pretty cool.  'Cause, you know, I like hot dogs and sausages.  By the way, I don't mean that sexually.  I figure I should point that out since it's sometimes hard to convey context when there's so much to read between the lines.  But my love for hot dogs is completely subtext-free, I assure you.\n\nAnyway, I thought I'd celebrate by eating a hot dog for dinner, and that got me thinking about where I wanted to get it.  Here are my Top 5 Hot Dogs:\n\n1.  Top Dog (Berkeley, CA):  All of my college memories are tied to this place and their awesome bratwursts.  It's nice to eat something loaded with sentiments and nitrates.  I think my favorites were the Louisiana Hot Link, Bockwurst (pork, veal, milk and eggs) and the Bird Dog (turkey, peppers and cilantro).\n\n2.  Toronto Dogs (Toronto, Canada...duh):  I loved pretty much every single street vendor dog in Toronto.  I think it's the variety of condiments that you can add, including olives and peppers, that rock my world.  Well, that and back in the day the U.S. dollar had some value and I would laugh at the Canadian dollar with every delicious bite.\n\n3.  Tijuana Dogs (Tijuana, Mexico...duh again):  The bacon-wrapped dogs that I tasted on my first and only trip to Tijuana were so damn good that they were my benchmark until I discovered Top Dog.  The bacon-wrapped dogs you find outside clubs are alright, but I miss the mystery of the Tijuana versions.  Is that really meat?  Will it kill you?  Oh, so much fun!\n\n4. Jody Maroni's (Venice, CA):  I know it's a chain, and that seems like a sell-out, but I actually really like their sausages.  What I especially love is the pepper and onion mix they put on the dogs.  Sure, digesting that mix usually results in friends and family members getting violently ill, but I think it's worth it.  Sometimes I like to eat their garlic fries as a combo, but only when I feel down on society and think it's time to dish out some justice by finding the most crowded parts of the city and simply breathing amongst the people.\n\n5.  Let's Be Frank (Culver City, CA):  Ok, so they cost $5 a piece and aren't all that filling, but they are reported to be healthier thanks to fewer nitrates and Omega-3 additives.  All that balances out to eating 4-5 \"healthy\" hot dogs and a sizable bill.  I like to pretend that I'm eating white sushi.\n\nSo there you have it!  Now go out there and chow down on some sausage.  You can take that one sexually, if you want.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QGPyOXjk5B2MLJ9wjZKbVg", "date": "2008-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bX9_7Sk7WGMo6FGALHgqEA", "text": "great for a late night snack (after clubbing if you can get back from the city in time). i've been here maybe 3x, and i don't remember what i ordered but everything i've tried has been yummy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jXIJnnyxXxizxNYEo2ze-A", "date": "2007-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "eO4t5ismZxs63BHIvBW6yg", "text": "tooooooop doooooooooog!!!! \n\ntop dog!! top dog! top dog!!! top dog!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u_9ek7TaR-AtW8gOnxBV5Q", "date": "2011-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ib7S6uCZoRjJYDFbBOCsPQ", "text": "When there are over 300 reviews for Top Dog it almost seems pointless to add another. Yet I must review. \n\nBasically, my dad introduced me to Top Dog, he was a student at UC Berkeley in the '70s and he told me that Top Dog helped him survive dorm living. Today I proudly wear my Top Dog shirt that I got for eating three tops in one sitting and driving a Top Dog employee to SF. Oh Top Dog, don't ever leave us.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gZrzsDAavgrmHJpFvaNSCg", "date": "2008-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "MnjACjUWVLQ7L3ahgd3tiw", "text": "the original is still the best!  went to a newer, less grungy top dog on the west side of campus and well, just not the same.\r\n\r\nthe dogs here are grilled to crisp and juicy perfection on that yummy sesame topped french bun!\r\n\r\nmy top choices:  1)  Top 2) Cal 3) Kielbasa\r\n\r\namazing how the guy with the pony-tail (who looks like the missing member of the red hot chili peppers) is still working there after 10+ years!  so commanding with those steel-tongs, he really has the aura of a bouncer and not a hotdog griller.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "veoCLwTLB9pOrFnxNNRwlw", "date": "2005-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "p2cA-BaJ78IwlKIPZYuF-A", "text": "ADDICTION.\n\nI'd eat at Top Dog several times a week if I could get away with it.  Sooo good.\n\nThe thought usually starts during the \"where should we eat\" negotiation.  My girlfriend always nominates the asian land of Foodcourtia across the street, and I reply \"sure, that sounds good... or we could go to (whispered)Top Dog....\"\n\nA pause.\n\nThen... shouted... like a kid wanting ice cream.  \"TOP DOG!!!\"\n\nBut then she's always like, \"my tummy can't handle that right now, I think I'd rather have some noodles...\" and because I'm a good boyfriend I don't push it...\n\n*sigh*", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HjeRJgPx4x1EQ2SpgG9gdg", "date": "2006-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "_sPY9l4Z82JXE2tXT6S0ZQ", "text": "Lemon Chicken.  \n\nOh, how I wish I could go back and relive the first time that my taste buds were introduced to this sweet concoction of citrus and fowl.  Too be honest, I couldn't really taste any lemon...and I'm not sure if it's really made of chicken...but I do know that it tastes great!\n\nI also like the bird dog, and the hot links.  The best is to get a pack of cold dogs and grill them up yourself.  But if you just want to grab one make sure you ask them to butterfly yours as it tastes much better grilled that way.  \n\nTOP DOG ROCKS MY SOCKS!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OvNCuwc0pCG3nc0eLQjdoQ", "date": "2007-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "fBXXI_XvEa_N0Fv99wVieg", "text": "YES YES YES.\n\nThis is the best invention ever. It really is. I guess they cant be given the credit for inventing the hot dog, but they have definitely made it one of my favorite foods. \n\nWhen I first started going about 6 years ago, it felt very  \"Soup Nazi-esque\" and it kind of still is to a point...I think they train people like that. I made the mistake of not explaining that to some friends who hadnt gone there before and they took a little too long to order and were basically sent to the back of the line. \n\nSome people might find that as rude...but when the food is as good as it is you get over it quick. Learn the ropes, learn the short versions of the names, be alert, make eye contact and be assertive and polite otherwise...\"NO SOUP FOR YOU!\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4JbYscM9v-8BFst5nBBV4A", "date": "2010-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "rp3xNa5X_ko-7v3jswxl8g", "text": "Ordered the top dog today, but decided to get my money back since the cashier was the cook and after taking my money proceeded to prepare my food.  Something about touching money and then touching food grosses me out.  Gloves would have been nice.\n\nWould've been a 1 star, but the employee didn't argue with me about getting my money back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "diDXW06J_Llz_Q8gY2bfZw", "date": "2008-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KjDSN46z-ukbAtKAz2n4oA", "text": "Meh, over-rated. This is what hot dogs should taste like most of the time, not the cheap mystery-meat ones you get at the store. I come here on guilty occasion to get a sausage in my mouth. No, I didn't just make that sound awkward.\n\n$3 flat for any hot dog. Cash only.\n\nIt might just be me, but I seriously can't taste the difference between most of the sausages except the ones that are blatantly flavored like something. They all taste like the beef, pork, chicken they're supposed to be though, which at least re-assures me its actually meat. I enjoy the french roll/bun they use here instead of the standard hot dog bun.\n\nI've had everything now here so here's my personal opinions:\n\nTop Dog Frankfurter - All Beef - particularly more salty than it is beefy - underwhelming, tastes like a saltier regular hot dog\n\nGerman Frankfurter - 3/4 Beef, 1/4 Pork, Garlic - tastes like a breakfast sausage, you know the ones that can come in patties too? yeah it's super salty too not really any garlic taste\n\nGerman Bockwurst - 1/2 Pork, 1/2 Veal, Milk, Eggs - okay this one is interesting because it's sort of the lighter/blander tasting sausage because it's not as salty, it breaks away easier when you bite into it because the casing seems to be thinner, you get a mild flavor so it goes great with mustard, onions and sauerkraut if you're into those\n\nKielbasa/Polish - 2/3 Pork, 1/3 Beef - tastes like a....hot dog. it's just a different shape, seriously you can't really pick out any flavor except the salt, but what do you expect?\n\nGerman Bratwurst - Pork, Marjoram - aka it's the pork version of the break sausage, just bigger. You've probably tasted this before because it's just ground pork. No marjoram tasted.\n\nPortuguese Linguia - Pork, Wine Vinegar Cured, Oak Smoked - tangy sausage because of the vinegar, slight smokey aftertaste at the end, try it with ketchup and relish\n\nItalian Calabrese - Pork, Paprika, Chili, Fennel - my favorite probably, paprika gives it savory-sweet, chili gives it a bit of heat, and fennel gives it earthiness, top it with mustard and onions and you're set for some great flavors\n\nLouisiana Hot Link - Pork , Beef, Four Kinds of Pepper - real spicy, but you can't taste the pepper because your mouth is already burning from the cayenne hitting your tongue, good if you want the heat, I suggest ketchup and onions\n\nBird Dog - Turkey, Red & Green Peppers, Cilantro - the less guilty option, but it tastes kinda bland because the peppers and cilantro are more like specs than actual pieces you can taste\n\nLemon Chicken - Chicken, Fresh Lemon, and Garlic - less salty than the other sausages, VERY SLIGHT hint of lemon (wanted more), and trace of garlic, not that worth it\n\nSmoked Chicken Apple - Chicken, Apple - love/hate here depending on what you like, depends if you like a savory-sweet in your sausage, less salty than other options, and a pretty solid choice for first-timers\n\nThe Wienie (Veggie) - Wheat Gluten, Eggplant, Bell Pepper, Onions, Garlic, Fennel, Red Wine - really awkward taste and consistency, I want it to taste like vegetables, but it really tastes just like a bad salty sausage that has a hint of confusing herbs mixed in there just to stick it to you even more\n\nOpen late night for the drunk crowd, and the person behind the counter can be a a little impersonal depending on who it is.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Aec1jwaUz-wrbvC3iooBCA", "text": "3.5 Last year when I was in Berkeley for a conference I skipped out on this one, but this year I had to give it a try. I split a hot link with a friend. I probably wouldn't have chosen the hot link on my own, but it was pretty good. The best part about it was the bun. Crispy and grilled, a little bit chewy. Yum. The link was good too. A bit of spice on the back of your throat, but not unbearable.\nI also got lucky and snagged a bite of another friend's calabrese and I liked it better. Overall, good late night drinking food. It's not a must have for me, but I'd take a bite of yours ;)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tgTt8j-UCJyJxvK58yDA-g", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aS_B1Z82zidete-YKWewIw", "text": "The guy warming your dogs thinks he's Gordon Ramsay. Listen mate, you can stick your attitude in a bun with some sauerkraut. I get abuse all day at work, I don't need it at lunchtime as well.\n\nThe food was feeble, like a ballpark, only a bit cheaper.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lLGKo_ILd9kk2VP8dzs0NQ", "date": "2007-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "auEKsEn6TOyKwbdaNJNe2g", "text": "Top Dog you delicious bastard you have broken my heart and have left a sick aftertaste in my pristine palate. Maybe Da' Town (Oakland) has spoiled me, MAYBE I'm delusional to think you cared about vegetarians, MAYBE...not all Top Dogs are equal. \n\nThe vegetarian options at this location consist of a single sausage, chili and potato salad. The gentleman (expected me to know the menu) wasn't sure but it didn't matter because it was all he was serving. I found my self at the end of a dog burn into a charcoal weenie with tasteless chili over it. The dog was garbage.\n\nOther Top Dog locations offer many other options and my review only reflects the shitty stand on Durant.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zJxcmVynIMx-wCxOMiLT5Q", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "E6ltyVsmEwiBg0IuericRg", "text": "The Honest Truth: Four stars for being a Berkeley staple! The sausages are good.  Great flavor in all of them.  The buns are toasted nicely.  Make sure you listen to the cooks and know what you want because they don't mess around.  Open till 2! But beware of drunk and high college students late at night.  Cash only.\n\nThe Details:\nWhy not five stars you may ask? First, I think their sausages are a little small for their bun.  The first two bites you have to fight through the bun to get to the sausage.  That being said, the sausages are really good! The lemon and the chicken apple both have very good lemon and apple flavors respectively.  Hot link is nice and spicy.  Garlic is good too! Pretty much all of the sausages taste good. Secondly, its a super small joint, gets really crowded, and the service is pretty harsh.  Granted, those things are a result of it being really popular, but sometimes its too much and I'd rather go to La burrita for a late night snack. The cooks will get mad at you if you take too long to decide and you have to constantly make sure someone doesn't steal your order.  I do understand that they're trying to be efficient and I'd get mad at drunk/high college students at 2 in the morning too, but I do appreciate good service as well.  They are fast and efficient, just be prepared for it.  This is definitely a must try if you're in Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 23, "useful": 25, "funny": 25}, "review_id": "9os0abxLRYPWrXSil0-iQw", "text": "After just reviewing Chez Panisse I figured it was best to balance things out by giving a nod to the antithesis. Hello, Top Dog! I'll spare you from the corny sausage-in-the-mouth, juicy long meat puns and suffice to say: go hot link or go home. For those of us who don't eat the swine, it's all beef baby, yeaaaaaah. Veggieheads, go for the potato salad. The vegans even have a dog for 'em too. \n\nServed up but a surly, sarcastic dude with excellent taste in satirical/political comics, your 3am inebriated thought webs will go crazy places.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1kpMAKRZuAz3OzxBav3XTg", "date": "2009-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 26, "useful": 21, "funny": 49}, "review_id": "SLBbXgzEoH050gEFS9r45Q", "text": "I fucking love Top Dog so much that I can't help myself everytime I go there and always over-order and end up with hot meat sausages stuck in every orifice of my body.\n\nChicken Apple in the left ear, Lemon Chicken in the right ear, Kielbasa shoved down my throat, Bockwurst up my nostrils, the all-beef Top Dog up my belly button (I'm an \"innie\" FYI), and two Louisiana Hot Links shoved up my ass because those are the spicy ones and I'm a size queen.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ukfZEKae8SLavXHDDwdKBQ", "date": "2007-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 27, "useful": 27, "funny": 45}, "review_id": "O0OFaE5eyWXfXGgINp73UQ", "text": "Like a ten year old slumdog living under a tattered canvas sheet in the bowels of urban Philippines holds onto a spat-out Jolly Rancher found on the street while pickpocketing tourists and giving high-fives to the locals, Top Dog employees take your order, handle your cash, ring up on the register, give you back your change, pull the sausage from the cooler, split open the bread, then serve you the finished product. \n\nALL WITH THE SAME HAND.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sjXC5pTebfGMZzP-9fpxTw", "date": "2009-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xQQa4-KkP7aTXkvfwCAxOw", "text": "OK, I admit it, I am a shamless sentimentalist.    I love these hole-in-the-wall \"restaurants\" that have existed since I was a  child  (can I even call them restaurants?     They serve food).\nYes, the  food is good, but Top Dog is near and dear to my heart because a brother of one of my best friends worked there and helped expand it into a chain ...  when I stopped by I was offered a free \"dog\" but I declined because I thought I had to pay for it, and i was very frugal in those days.\nTry a \"dog\" ... you won't be  disappointed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bYlQZLhKXYl8u30-9s6wIg", "date": "2006-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6PoM5u5QJx_5XoItYiCgKA", "text": "Top Dog hot dogs are quite good. Note that I typically stick to the standard Top Dog Frankfurter, so the 57 varieties of hot dog (exaggeration) don't particularly excite me. Also note that I'm an odd one; you'll probably be excited by the variety if you're less odd.\n\nI don't particularly love their buns, though. I feel that they were better four years ago, although I can't put my finger on what the difference is. My mom feels that they were better back when she went to Berkeley, but she also can't put her finger on the difference. Perhaps they were never really better at all. (Or perhaps they actually deteriorate in tastiness every few years, although that would be an odd business decision for such a famed establishment.)\n\nWarning: do not crumple or fold your cash! If the dude who yells at people for crumpling or folding cash is taking your order, you will be yelled at! And if you cry easily, you will cry!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DpeIxY-RnBVh2D6wOz-ZBg", "date": "2008-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "1VwDmH8ToUGFjwSZt5G_Zg", "text": "I wouldn't recommend getting the Top Dog Hot Dog b/c it tastes just like a hot dog from grocery store. I would get the hot link or any of the other sausage type things. Shit I'm getting hungry just thinking about this place. I think I've gained weight just typing this review.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wEqETrWwpsujK2r8ZueOFw", "date": "2006-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "qQ5M4nZHsuY3Wpj2cAlWjQ", "text": "OK, lemme preface this review with full disclosure.  I worked at Top Dog 'way back when, like when a top dog was 35 cents, small coke 10 cents (that'll be 47 cents man, condiments right behind you...NEXT!).  Most expensive dog was the New Yorker at 40 cents.  \n\nTo appreciate Top Dog (Southside and Northside anyway), understand the floor show is part of the fee.  Figure in the fair price of the dog and the entertainment from behind the counter (and often on the customer side too) and its a bargain.  \n\nSouthside is a zoo -- at best.  The rough trade coming thru those two doors either makes the Dogtender stronger or kills 'em off fast.  Tough Love starts at midnight on Friday and Saturday nights -- drunks in groups large and small, freaks of all shapes and sizes, taxidrivers, hookers, pimps, ex-cons, faculty, shiny-eyed undergrads away from home for the first time but the tie that binds 'em all is their love for the Grilled Dog in all its incarnations.  People either get the freewheelin' close-to-chaos thing or they don't.  The ones that don't stand out from the crowd 'cause they've got a shellshocked look on their faces and tend to back out of the shop as fast as they can, dog in hand or not.  The keepers are the tough breed, the doglovers who have learned to roll with the punches, to dig in their heels, shout out their orders and have their money IN HAND when called upon.  Turn the TV on to Reverend Gene Scott, put KSAN on the radio, lay a six-pack of brew in the ice machine for the crew and their friends and start takin' orders, your shift has begun.  \n\nNorthside, on the other hand, is the retirement home for burned out dogtenders, those sensitive individuals who can't manhandle the Southside crowd into submission any longer.  Tame grad students saying 'please', engineering students who are sharp enough to add up their own order and proudly hand over exact change, Divinity students from Holy Hill (so polite they squeak) and classical music lovers of all shades are the Usual Suspects at Northside -- truly a Higher Class bunch of meateaters and apple fritter junkies (\"no, I'll have the ORGANIC applejuice with my Louisiana Hot Sausage thank you!).  Ah, many the quiet and peaceful evening there, playing my guitar, gabbing with the pacified regulars and drinking Wild Turkey until closing time.  John Buechenstein dropping in with his Yamaha 6-string, me with my Fender 12 or banjo behind the counter, sharing a pitcher of beer and making music to entertain the lonely Lost Ones.  Victor from Palestine bringing in his oud for a world-music jam session sometimes.  Friends made on both sides of the counter.  \n\nIt ain't just the dog you're buying.  And you weren't just a bockwurst and a coke either.  You were PART of it. \n\nOne of the best jobs I ever had.  Working for the single BEST boss I've ever had.  Bar none.  Thanks Dick.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5EX6vlKyw_LuXF2ak7mGnw", "date": "2008-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ELt0d7CNMfKfYqiLsbVnFw", "text": "YOU IN THE BACK! WHAT DO YOU WANT?\n\nStep up to the plate, and yell back your order! I have many fond memories wolfing down hot dogs outside after midnight next to the two payphones. There are twelve tasty flavors from which to choose: top dog(tm) frankfurter, German frankfurter, Bockwurst (German), Kielbasa (Polish), Cooked Bratwurst (German), Linguia (Portugese), Calabrese (Italian), Hot Link (Louisiana), Bird Dog, Lemon Chicken, Smoked Chicken Apple, and The Wienie (veggie). They will toast the bun and even fly the dog if you ask. And then there's the 5 or 6 different degrees of mustard and tubs of onion and sauerkraut! It's hot dog heaven! In college, I told myself I was going to try every variety of hot dog before I graduated, but I never got around to it -- I always stuck with the lemon chicken and hot link. Which one is your favorite?\n\nTips: Don't feel like waiting in line? Buy some cold ones and cook them at home.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Mr0CO2zsXwv_k9m-Ieyq1w", "date": "2007-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uy0pGMYjW2AlAFJ79OduIw", "text": "Good! I like how they burn the sides of the dog to perfection. Nice brown-black color. I also like the bread. It comes out warm, it's easy to bite into, and it doesn't get shmooshed. \n\nI like how late they're open till as well. Stopped by here 130am and there was a line.  It's nice to have places open late in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2009-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ys2XCyhapUv2SlvzhhT_9w", "text": "oh.        so.          good!!!!\nthat pop when you first bite in! i used to almost always get the hot links.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3G9Jkn7hKc8fmbdK8_lC8g", "date": "2009-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1c3MB0z0z-7_pYvE2dd8Bg", "text": "mmmmmmmmmmm cheap and yummy!\ni tried to go healthier and got the chicken and apple sausage - which was very good... but then I tasted hubby's Top Dog and wished I had ordered that.\n\nguy behind the counter was very nice and overall i was VERY please.\n\nWe hope to get back there at least once before we head back to NY.\n\nTasty Hot Dogs are hard to find at home... especially at a place like this... you have to buy them and make them at home.. so any place that has a hot dog shop, is ok in our eyes!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UMqjqs9U-rw8GE6ImY1kUg", "date": "2008-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AR_NlXuk2G6yvYXlOLuafA", "text": "After sampling a cheesesteak at Geno's in Phialdelphia, I have a new found respect for Top Dog.  Yes, they try to push their libertarian ideology but at least the food is good and they are not racist.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4LMErvQTSEx6pXVAXAJaQw", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LMGTLhX-DAhdQNDUOLLJZQ", "text": "woo hoo! too bad i do not eat meat anymore.  but when i did, i would wind down my night here with a calabrese or hot link.\n\nthe soft gentle crunch of the warm toasted bun and the first break of the hot and juicy sausage skin will forever glisten in my memories of drunken late berkeley nights.\n\nalso, this was back when i was young and single and fresh from a club, so it was fun to look cute, feel randy, and stand packed like sardines along side college meat heads, hippies and punks.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jjT8b-kahZB4e4Av_mjwpw", "date": "2008-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OYwIdwMJZjQDDPw8sLqYFQ", "text": "The stars are boarding on five... oh yes, it's serious. I love the Soup Nazi nature of this place. Get in line, shout it out: \"Calabrese.\" \"Lemon chicken.\" \"Linguica.\" Move to the right, move to the right... And then there are the huge tubs of mustard and relish and ketchup. I could eat here every day and have no damn shame. Good thing I'm across the bay, because this my friends, is hot dog Utopia.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lZEW6RBz_BL7OyQPuWEHnw", "date": "2007-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TPDVxSZ-_qypK6Ro99ox0A", "text": "3 stars, but giving this 1 extra just because it opens super late\n\nI was super hungry and wanted  a quick fix for my stomach. Usually I come here when I have drunk munchies, and I fly up to heaven while eating this baby. But this time, I am hungry as hell and sober... all of a sudden, it doesn't taste so great anymore!!! Maybe it was the hot dog I got, I'm not sure... but $3 for this late night meal isn't bad at all. \n\nToo bad Costco doesn't have their own hot dog stands out in the streets, because I'd totally choose their $1.50 + drink BIG hot dogs over this!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hl6oVSJSnxu8Ni6TPxcuyA", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VNwC8z_dvo5n8CJ5c5341w", "text": "This is definitely becoming a habit. Bring your cash, a hungry stomach, and forget about that diet. My goal in life is to try each of the different hot dogs (I'm easy to please). So far, I've had the Chicken Apple and Lemon Chicken. Sounds like I need to get eating.\n\n* UPDATE: I had the Bird Dog (3/4/2008)\nCalabrese (3/21/2008)\nWiener Dog (4/15/2008)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cMSZp7Go1bPKEQMYqStaXA", "date": "2008-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "1Ch9ljldLzznm6ZFz4LnDw", "text": "Downright AMAZING dogs!  My favs are lemon chicken & polish!  \n\nThis location can seem a little gruncgy.  Always feel kinda dirty after going here.  I guess I've outgrown the Telegraph Ave. street urchin scene.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AGm0ij7gr0KsB34LDRInNw", "date": "2008-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "jm895H2rN1ACbyklnPPeoQ", "text": "Oh man, I can still remember the first time I tried their hot dogs: it was April 21st 2003; a monday night... my friends dragged me out of my house to go all the way to some hot dog place in Berkeley. \n\nOk, so I don't remember the first time I tried their hot dogs =), but I do remember thinking they were the best ones I've ever had. There's something about them that makes them so damn good. The simplicity of their hot dogs makes it even better. There's no fuss to it; just a dog in a bun. Done. It's good and it's cheap. Can't beat that. Just with they would open up one on the other side of the bay, though.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6FIeFYW5wMYSzyFIRsqPrA", "date": "2006-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Y0MLbhZIBfBhg5M7sK18Lw", "text": "Oh Top Dog.  You are like the loyal puppy that is always there when I need you.  Which always seems to be 1:45 in the morning.\n\nAnd you're everyone's loyal puppy, staying open until we are all giddy with our food in our hands.\n\nYour chicken apple never fails to make me happy.  Excited as a little schoolgirl every time I take a trip to you.  I just wish you were nicer to me than everyone else, but I understand you're a business and I'm just another loyal returning costumer.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tGgTIueZy1JNTzQD9rkZLQ", "date": "2008-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "qzL8rVPhpXoL6tV7Fprs2Q", "text": "I forgot how hot the \"Hot\" really is.....burning both ways.\n\nSame great dog for over 20 years now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "coCk-nL1d0BXP2f6kI8ZeQ", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "TvEzBOFNgQBI3y6EG_bjtQ", "text": "What else can I say. Yay! I'm a fan", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1duskQFRI3i6tNgcOmOkcw", "date": "2009-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "545kOZpEPW7cgiQcUEYNqQ", "text": "Off the Heezie fo Sheezy... Closest thing to New York Hot Dogs on the West Coast but NYC Sabrett's are Numba One!!!   http://www.sabrett.com/   Check out Gray's Papaya in NYC (see: http://www.yelp.com/biz?biz_id=TzfuYZcsxHathtI6NYEBRA&sort_by=date_desc ) \n\nThere is no greater Dogg in the Bay Area - Bar None!  Hmmm...but I do recall a segment on \"Bay Area Back Roads\" (see: http://www.bayareabackroads.com ) about Rosamunde Sausage Grill that I have yet to try ! ! !  (see:  http://kron4.com/Global/story.asp?s=3157151 ) \n\nOn the UC Berkeley campus.  Lots of variety.  Great prices (i.e. affordable student pricing).  Parking is non-existent.  Double park and order...\n\nExcellent after a day of sailing with \"Cal Sailing\" (see: http://www.cal-sailing.org/ ) or http://www.yelp.com/biz/Soz-35lUdP8_giS1MxVX7Q \n\nHighly Recommended!   Why can't they have a peninsula branch?  Hmmm.... I wonder if I can franchise with them???\n\nGruss... \"jimbo guanzOn\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ASvjSBCYRd4GhOtSIn8Gyw", "date": "2006-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B7sTSEDsQLKM-6EAWk4_SA", "text": "Pretty damn good for a non meat hot dog! My boyfriend is a super guy. He loves his hot dogs, burgers and beers. He use to always come to top dog with his friends but was a little iffy about taking me since I didn't eat meat. He remembered that this place had a veggie dog and suggested we get some to go. We bought some to take home over the July 4th weekend because we were going to have a BBQ. I got one weinie and he got a bunch of bird and chicken apple dogs. \n\nWe bbqed them the next day. My weinie was so delicious! It had so much flavor and the casing held up well to my knife and fork attack. The sesame bun that came with it was perfecto! Everyone else in the house loved the other dogs, but for me, I was totally sold on my weinie. I will be back and this time I'm grabbing a dozen to go!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QGFRlC9-wmWVV1XCVLeJhA", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J_RiSfeDvxNqCuwcsc2XOg", "text": "mmm.. top dog. what can i say, i usually don't even like hot dogs but this place is sooo good! can't leave without eating 2 or more. just wish there was one just a lil closer =P\n\ni love the listing info: reservations: NO, dress code: CASUAL. it's a freakin hot dog stand!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F5x8WaUwbrDM9ugW3RRpVA", "date": "2006-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k6szef6vYnpLeuQXDU8aqA", "text": "Since I was visiting up in Berkeley, I HAD to try Top Dog because everyone is always raving about it.\n\nThe menu's short and lists hot dogs in many varieties of meat.  The wall is drowned with political angst.  And the guy cooking the dogs is watching Arrested Development (I like!).  However, he's not wearing gloves and he handles money and dogs all the same (bleh!).  \n   \nSo, I get the dog part...but the top seems to have escaped me.  It's much larger than most of the hot dogs I've eaten but the taste was mediocre.  I blame the people who hyped it up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "e-5rPyejoNnqrVD0UpC8Ow", "date": "2006-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KFhJlYqggnYtqCjwSJr_gA", "text": "Another place recommended by friends who went to Cal.\n\nGreat tasty hot dog on an awesome grilled bun.\n\nPlus RC Cola which I haven't had in forever.\n\nI want to go back and try the rest of the choices on the menu!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KTK_ws8lu_TWfR7DtDWjMA", "date": "2011-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LqD-s7txN1MGsvVlPol1sQ", "text": "If you ever find yourself a) slightly broke and hungry b) hanging around the university area or c) craving some meat (real or fake) in your mouth...Top Dog is the place to go. \n\nDon't expect anything fancy.  But do expect to get a good dog at a good price quickly.  Just walk on up and order and scoot onto the right and wait for your dog and then head on out to the lovely streets of Berkeley with your portable treat! \n\nI myself am vegetarian and love that this place has a homemade veggie dog.  It's not the best but it definitely has a great flavor and when I'm in the mood for it, totally hits the spot.  My meat eating friends have enjoyed their dogs as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z0weV6b4pd3mL1cyYX6-_g", "date": "2010-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RcAKf1EjZdXfaxyAr0Pnhw", "text": "I usually don't care for hot dog too much, but this place has this hot dog that made with chicken, garlic, and fresh lemon.  So tasty and different.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CxC6zo7zY5lkNhjKxh6sfg", "date": "2008-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vf89_vc30ZKffJanl3Yg0w", "text": "Late night dog?  Afternoon snack?  Low budget dinner?\n\nThese are all great reasons to come to Top Dog if the variety of great tasting sausages aren't enough to have you coming back for more.\n\nMy favorites are:\n\nCalabrese with Russian Mustard and Onions\nChicken Apple Sausage\nHot Link\nBratwurst\n\nWith the reasonable prices here, I always leave with an order of two!\n\nThis place is definitely a mainstay on the favorites list.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yJOwn8I_R_0CcKuNKkyXFA", "date": "2009-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yZ9ZPQLMq25mb3CP2RVFmw", "text": "Okay so there are one thousand and one top dogs through out the east bay... and honestly, they're all just as frickn' snap-tastically good, but ... for fun, I'm writing a review for this particular Top Dog because it is home to many a drunk muncie night. After a full evening of acting like I went to berkeley and tossing back the brews... i usually found my self in line waiting for my weiner. Tasty, fast, and usually attracts an interesting crowd of weirdos...this is my place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OS3CJztGFHUvySVWJQbArg", "date": "2008-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Cw_2JL6NucDU7dxarL59mA", "text": "Smoked chicken apple FTW\n\nOne of the first times I went here, I was pretty drunk.  I thought it was the best hot dog I had ever tasted.  I was hesitant to try it when I was sober, but when I did, I was extremely satisfied.\n\nAlthough the place doesn't look that great, the food more than makes up for it.  Often, there may be a line waiting for food, but it goes pretty quick.  There are clipped-out comics and articles along the walls to pass the few minutes of waiting.  Every dog is $3 and there is a lot of different choices.  Another thing to mention is that they only accept cash.\n\nA definite recommend to anybody looking for a delicious hot dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XVYTsIpBiFDWQaM_NhNaaQ", "date": "2010-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dlXCcUy6qXQIbMRLGYvrww", "text": "Very yummy dogs and I wasn't even drunk.\n\nI bet Top Dog is a top late night (after the bars) destination among Berkeley students.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OmvCi63S4nNq-glUfoaUpw", "date": "2007-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fJNTwx5RHVRBqkY5eOR_xw", "text": "Cheap, quick, hole in the wall place to get hot dogs. I had the hot link and the chicken and apple. Both were good, but nothing amazing. I did like that they didn't use traditional hot dog buns but used sort of like baguettes like they do at Lee's sandwiches or something. They grill it along with the hot dogs, and the hot dogs come with grilled onions if you want. \n\nOverall, the hot dogs were pretty delicious, and the prices are very reasonable. The downside is that it's cash only, which is pretty lame especially considering the reputation/following this place has. I took off one star because when I went there, the guy handled a bunch of money and then cooked the food, using his hands on the dogs and stuff. Pretty unsanitary, if you ask me. Plus I got a rude vibe from him. If you're looking for a ghetto place to get a quick hotdog fix and eat standing up(seating is very limited) then this is the place for you.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rg1jMM0w3aEHKkl2qmiQpw", "date": "2011-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FvovxlUm6mzEgSgfIQrXKw", "text": "This IS the go to spot for the following:\n\n1) If you're on a Budget\n2) Want to hear the Cook yell at customers taking too long to order\n3) Late Night munchies\n4) Drunk and everything else is closed\n5) Just want a Freaking Juicy Honest to God Good Chicken Apple Hot Dog\n6) Drunk and just want to hang out \n\nI miss Top Dog! I can honestly say that with it's simple menu and quirky workers there's no other place that can come close to this Bezerkley landmark!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "anWpY_ZuvJf71lu4iP456g", "date": "2008-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IhWQjj71Y7RZ3-3VZ3Uj7w", "text": "Late night? Want some cheap food to go? Get a Top Dog! I recommend the chicken apple. It's fast, it's tasty, and it's all sorts of goodness.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YEKy3CEFI23R49tpqlMvbg", "date": "2007-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-OPRhPMnMsROKeVBbpMkRg", "text": "Delicious and interesting flavors, addictive bread they use for buns, affordable prices, late night hours...what more can you want out of a hot dog joint?\n\nI'm craving one right now.  Damn those buns!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Dd6ElS2Cng3Qag_h4IQC-Q", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yiYrrtgYmuvBkrLoYQybCA", "text": "THE best place for an APPLE CHICKEN dog. It's love in a bite.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-wbVnj6P-YgGHKqLbJ-XWg", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZhXDVXcvWNyPJuilK25MFA", "text": "This place helps bring back memories of my days as a college student at Cal. I occasionally stop by here whenever I'm in the area and usually order the chicken apple...make that 2 of the chicken apple.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U4Ro8Df_AN6vOrkMHEYhxg", "date": "2010-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "1UNx39JOJToWFwloORtODg", "text": "What was the best thing about living on South side during college? Walking by Top Dog on the way home every day. It was a test of self control not to eat hot dogs everyday. In fact, I would intentionally walk down Bowditch on my way home to avoid temptation because if I didn't, I'd walk away with two dogs. When my brother was in town visiting, I introduced him to it and he would order three!\n\nCollege years were part of my abstinence from red meat, and just so you know that started before my hippie green Cal days. Unfortunately that means I've only tried the chicken apple, lemon chicken and bird dogs. I was appreciative of their selection of meats for the non red meat eater. Furthermore, these aren't your everyday bland chicken and turkey dogs. They're juicy and flavorful and simply amazing. I've made it back to the bay area about once a year since graduation and will go back for a taste of the others. Prices have gone up a bit. Each dog used to be $2.50. *Sigh*, the glory days...\n\nTop Dog used to have this incredible cook who simultaneously took orders from 30+ people crowded haphazardly about the tiny room and spilling out into the side walk, all of whom were ordering different combos of dogs. He worked the evening shift, never took notes and NEVER made a mistake. That man was legendary. The food was still amazing but Top Dog was never the same after he left.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ML0rNXpMFZhz4EuEAw5NwA", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "20xxJRH5yJrhYr2UYgc2tA", "text": "These. Hot Dogs. Are So. Good.\n\nWould have knocked a star off for how tiny tiny tiny and crowded this place could get, but then I remembered that this place is open until like 3am on weekends, and I tapped that star once more.\n\nAll their dogs have a delicious snap to it. The dogs aren't huge, but they come out super hot pretty quickly. Every time I come here and get a dog, I leave satisfied. \n\nNot a super good place if you're dying of starvation unless you dont mind eating two dogs in one sitting. Super good place if you want delicious top quality dogs :D", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "2t3mqRfSD24lkdbpOY-dAA", "text": "The best hot dogs i have ever had.  \n\nA couple of notes\n1) The hot link is awesome - but very very hot\n2) dont forget the potato salad - it is really good\n3)  don't go in here wearing any stanford gear (trust me here)\n4) Be sure to pick up a 6pack of uncooked hot dogs & buns to grill at home yourself", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oavPd3eVwL0N8Y4t3WvrBw", "date": "2005-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "4rYFwXpI6dv6f1BJs6IvBg", "text": "This is the best Hot Dog spot to go to at 1 in the morning after a great night of drinking... The chili dog is sooooo GOOD and they are fast. It really makes me wonder how they can keep track of everyones order but I guess when you are that drunk anything that simple might appear to be quite difficult. Anyways back to the dog, they have various flavors, toppings, and sizes. All in all it is sooooo worth the $4--$6 it costs. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mq0Zw-W-dQhpHUvD1BFX3Q", "date": "2008-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "5yeK2Bq8V5cPEqwCkSOESg", "text": "um wtf? They have hot dogs that pop ever so crazily in your mouth. The bread has the right amount of flakiness to softness ratio that does wonders. Hot links are hot as F*** but whatever, I like it anyways. I love this place. OBVS sauerkraut must be added. Whoever doesn't add that condiment is an idiot. \n\nOh yea the dude yells at you, so you better know what you're getting.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4DF-Y8ev3af6qZeF4KrL6g", "date": "2011-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "8v7OC_wLtGV0hrvHQgSBHw", "text": "Me and my friends drive all the way from San Francisco at midnight just to get satisfy our late night Top Dog cravings.  I can never eat just one of these puppies.  I love how they toast the bun because it gives it more texture.  There are several flavors such as chicken apple, keilbasa, polish, and others I can't recall at the moment.  But they are all pretty tasty.  Its simple but pretty friggen good.  I wish the place was just a tad bigger to accomodate more seating but its all good.  I'll eat outside in the cold... just as long as I get my Top Dog fix.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RsDAxD8_zQYVX1Oy2NGvPw", "date": "2008-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "cEb3_2yc9uTHT6EReeu20g", "text": "WHERE DID THE TANDOORI CHICKEN SAUSAGE GO??!?!?!!!? it was the best. Ok, that's a lie. Lemon Chicken will always be the best, but close 2nd.  I don't know where Railroad root beer is from either but it's A-OK in my books.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rn5Cmlho4E8CsaRcelWpSQ", "date": "2009-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "d7oFiR1vYkpHbCWLhgOW5w", "text": "Hot diggity dog! Holy crap is this place good! No wonder why there's like a zillion of these places around the Berkeley campus!\n\nFood: The dogs here are varied and scrumptious!!! Not only are they served hot off the grill, but they're firm on the outside and juicy on the inside. Okay, that sounds kind of gross, but it's a tasty combination. I tried the lemon chicken dog (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g?select=Iv_budfTredvqfXU0JjGMA)  and dressed it up with tons of sauerkraut and mustard. It was pure heaven. Also, since there are several bins filled with ketchup, relish, onions, mustard, etc. you can accessorize your meat to your liking. So what's the secret to these delicious dogs? Personally, I think that something special happens to the meat since they're stacked on the grill for a long time before they're actually cooked. Either that or the fact that you can smell this place a mile away somehow influences your tastebuds. Or they put crack it them. \n\nService: The grill guy is like a robot. He talks so quickly and smoothly that he sounds like an auctioneer. Anyway, the guy knows what he's doing and it shows. \n\nAtmosphere: This place is essentially a shack with some seats, but I wouldn't eat here unless I really wanted to tick the other customers off. You'd be blocking the counter where you order and pay. Who designed this place? As an added bonus, the walls are plastered with all sorts of Berkeleyesque paraphenalia. \n\nSynopsis: Top Dog makes top notch dogs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fP5-u5yZ683B0Mdd7Zjb6A", "date": "2008-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "dBVP2Zq6nhUb1q5Q7Krd7g", "text": "This is actually more of a 3.5. I would've given this place a a full 4, even 5 star review if it weren't for the cranky attitude we received while paying our bill. Granted we had made the bill paying a little difficult for ourselves (envision two people collectively trying to pay a $6 bill, but unable to find our singles or agree on who and how much should each person pay). \"The bill is only $6, you guys gotta project [on getting the $6] or summthin'? Geez...\" Give me a break. I had really wanted to come here, too, ever since visiting friends in college and having heard freshman stories as well as positive newspaper and television reviews of Top Dog.\nThe hot dogs at Top Dog are pretty small, but adventurous and tasty. Another friend, who had been a Berkeley alum, recommend the Lemon Chicken dog for my next visit. This time I had a Kielbasa, evoking memories of my own college days back East. With (pat on back here) my personal selection of sauerkraut, onions and hot mustard, it was delicious, but still... not as good as Pittsburgh, PA's Kielbasa, given size and lack of comparable juiciness, but still pretty decent in comparison to other Bay Area offerings.\nI do like the fact that, in addition to variety they have very quick (albeit irritating) service and are open really late (we were there around midnight on a Friday). It does suck that one small dog is $3, and I'd probably need two for a hungry beer night but one has prove to suffice as a filling snack. Yes... mixed feelings, but good times so... I will make it back here one tawdry evening, I'm sure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "08jfo0j-qbcs5yKefByVKQ", "date": "2008-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "g4wBbxD1L0876UCU5rdcMg", "text": "Best hot dogs in the bay area as far as I'm concerned. I've had about half the dogs on the menu and tried all the mustards and have never EVER been disappointed, great food for a great price, eating here at any time of day or night is never a bad idea. Although it gets kind of crazy on game days.\n\nThe service is definitely unique. There is no line (there's a sign mentioning this) and the cooks/cashiers will skip over you if you're indecisive. Some people are off put by this, since it's not exactly the friendliest customer service, but I think it definitely gives the place some character. It is reminiscent of getting drinks at a crowded bar, if you know exactly what you want, ordering and wait time are very short and painless.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zVZVKHFhcbLl8MQXyX_Dsw", "date": "2009-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "GMi-Q19VDoZHQyJc25JRGA", "text": "Top Dog was everything my friends hyped it up to be and more.  My friend insisted that we split the hot link - warning me that it would be spicy and blow my mind.  The hot link was indeed savory, spicy, and juicy but it was the toasted sesame bun that won me over.  When we returned to Top Dog the second night in a row, I opted for the \"air dog\" which was just the toasted bun which I stuffed with sauerkraut, hot mustard, and ketchup.\n\nMy friends love the hot link and regular top dog.  My vegetarian friend even got them to cook her veggie dog on foil so that it wouldn't touch the other meat sausages/hot dog links. I cannot wait for my next trip up to Northern California because a stop by Top Dog is inevitable.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4ULUWqda23gUl_VylJ2OAw", "date": "2009-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iDfssMzdFtvaf-iXmSjGqA", "text": "Oh my Top Dog!  I miss you so much.  SO much.  \nThose were the days in Berkeley, I'd go get myself a hot link somewhere around 2 or 3 times a week.  Incredible.  And they serve RC Cola!!  Seriously!?  Who serves RC these days?!  That's right, that's how these guys stick it to the system, and I love them for that.  I love the anti-establishment propaganda on the wall.  I love how the servers will berate you if you don't know what you want to order, but can instantly do complicated math calculations in their heads to determine how much change you are owed.  And seriously, I haven't even gotten to the food yet.\n\nThe buns - incredible, just, like, the perfect size, weight, and texture.  Grilled up just a little bit for that extra crispiness around the outside.\n\nThe mustard selection - stoneground AND brown mustard?  I lesser stand would only give you one of those, maybe even only yellow, but the wonderful people at Top Dog want you to have just the right mustard for yourself.\n\nThe sausages - man oh man.  My personal favorite is the hot link, but I've never had a bad dog here.  I don't know exactly, but they must have somewhere around 10 different sausages to choose from.  I love this.  This isn't Pink's, you don't get a choice of 2 types of sausages and then they just pile on the cheap toppings, Top Dog really focuses on the product:  the dog.   \n\nDamnit I hate writing these reviews because it just makes me want something I can no longer have.\nWhy oh why can't you migrate down to Los Angeles?  Why can't you just follow me anywhere I move?  Really, I don't mind having a stalker if that stalker's inital's are T.D. (oh and happens to be a small hot dog establishment and not some creepy guy like Ted Daniels or Theo Davis).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fvm9997tKhbWPFViWNgmyA", "date": "2007-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Nh25AwNGnxatjL3CK3a1sQ", "text": "Come in, get verbally abused by the Top Dog dealers, and then enjoy your wonderful Top Dog (I usually get the Chicken Apple, though any sausage on their long menu is sure to satisfy).\n\nIf you want to deal with less aggressive Top Dog dealers, and perhaps find shorter lines, you can always go to the quieter, more peaceful Northside location.  \n\nTop Dogs are especially good at 2-3 am for some reason.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BffbRhFb-Bv8LgTKacykAA", "date": "2008-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "nt7xVUt4vBhPcPywqR4AJA", "text": "Simple, no-nonsense, no-frills establishment.  As good as fast food gets.  Love the bread rolls they use and the plethora of sausages available.  I still haven't managed to get through the entire menu, but my favorite is definitely the smoked chicken apple.  A close second would be the spicy bratwurst.  Beware the hot mustard, though.  It's not for the feint of heart.  Also, unlimited sauerkraut is always a plus!!  \n\nJust avoid this place on Cal football game-days!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w3dVXspAkA_3OszBX-NuUg", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "o3InaHNl6RjApPS1BzXJUw", "text": "I love hot dogs. It's the all American girl in me. Burgers, fries, dogs - the ultimate comfort food.\n\nWe walked in and interrupted, errr I mean ordered a polish from the worker, no rapper at the counter singing along to Tupac's greatest hits. (gotta love Berkeley) \n\n$5.34 and One Pac song later we strode out of there with a polish dog cut in half and a 7 up to wash it down. If it were up to me I would have returned for an encore and another polish dog!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cx6CMeztrzFYAY0gpaC3Mg", "date": "2009-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "T4977wPfoB6u4aOPBTKGjQ", "text": "I never would have guessed that hot dogs could even be that good.  Actually I don't even normally like hot dogs in real life and skip them...but Top Dog is delicious! They have a million different types of hot dogs with all the sauces and it was such a great meal overall.\n\nI would definitely go back again and wish I could have one at this very moment.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FN9GBf0qq5Bd2kDnIBh90w", "date": "2008-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "wJijEx5YCnH3NidI41bXyw", "text": "A well cooked calabrese with a side of libertarianism - perfect for the late night drunken stumble home or the for the post four hour midterm binge study session.\n\nRon Paul would be proud.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fLbduVEJWfD7YC5pueKLXA", "date": "2010-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "wVuxFUT6hCkY8BxvYHZ52Q", "text": "the things i do for yelp.\n\nlike going to -- a hot dog place? why the fck does Top Dog have 225 reviews? \n\nnight. it was lightly raining. there was someone in there being trained. this guy told a story about passing out champagne to everyone last new years eve at the top dog, and wondering if he should do it again. got the dog. there is a *heated* container of sauerkraut. and fancy mustards. \n\nwalked down the street, the light rain coming down, bit down, and was in top dog heaven. wow. this is why. yes. i understand. \n\ni walked some more, slowly down telegraph. the dog was perfect, and yet there was something missing....\n\n\"HEY. HEY. I need to eat. Give me some money. Hey. HEY!\"\n\nthe guy was literally on my back, walking right behind me. i tried to ignore him but he kept hanging on me. i turned around and he's not even dingy - he's all dressed up, carrying some case, and obviously tweaking out of his mind. \n\nthe top dog experience was now complete.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qCa1VfX_m9XvM8sqLXmacA", "date": "2007-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "4Dw1bBPi9BfGgWrHocizCg", "text": "Tonight was my Friday since I took this Friday of to go to Drakes Brewery Friday Tastings Yeah. So I was craving a Midnight Snackie snack . So Top Dog in Berzerkley called out to me LOL. I could get a snack and people watch at the same time. So I wander in and at first observation FREAK SHOW. A couple of Gals were making out and groping each other, the Counter guys are watching Star Trek but taking orders Seinfeld Soup Nazi style and 5 other guys waiting on their dogs are watching the gals make out. I ordered a Linguica Dog. Their Linguica is supposed to use the same recipe That Stuart Alexander the infamous \"San Leandro Sausage King \" used. So the Trekkie's served me my Linguica Dog and I dressed it with condiments and enjoyed the hell out of it . While watching the freak show.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Lr-B-r-KF80yFy-2u336bw", "date": "2010-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "lAydrKPC_WWmawwNWo2y9g", "text": "Dingy exterior + A don't ask, don't tell policy regarding where and how they store their ingredients + Large vats of mustard, relish, sauerkraut, onions and GASP....Ketchup!!!!  (for a hot dog!  BLASPHEMY!) + Just one step shy of self-service kinda service = NIRVANA.\n\nSomehow, the math just works out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UWxo2c3wEfeyHkT1AOtqgg", "date": "2007-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dewbeQ3diqcos6opUEUxxg", "text": "Great hot dog -- they toasted the bun nicely!! The sausage has the right amount of kick in it! \n\nIt is a little hole in the wall kind of place, but it was packed even in middle of a night!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GGSfLyM88SbFGhnm46ykXQ", "date": "2009-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "s31tlZbMtG3dEy9-xvFYKQ", "text": "This is an amazing Berkeley icon.  You walk in to what amounts to a closet with a grill and short counter, and are immediately hit with the savory aromas of grilled gourmet sausages and a chaotic visual hodge podge of lefty radical cartoons and articles plastered over every square inch of the tiny shack's wall space.  Its open very late, and you can always count on a hot grilled German Frankfurter or original classic Top Dog in the wee morning hours.  Just walk up and hollar, \"gimme a top!\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IDVX4Is4CanREchBmpFXoA", "date": "2005-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "8wEUqJPpyKkSL4aEBdsICw", "text": "Lemon Chicken is hands down my favorite! The Beef Frankfurter is delicious too.\n\nOpen late nite..what a plus! \n\nGreat place for toasted Buns and a good size Weiner!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vp9SDu3yxVZPhWRTQxeqnw", "date": "2008-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "9nmbQy8h1pf6C8-pABxmGg", "text": "Great Hot Dog.  Huge fan of the Hot Link and Chicken Apple Sausage is not bad also.   The Hot Link is the best and they always have plenty of condiments and flavors of mustard.  Also the workers are always very chill and good people.  Love the Top Dogg.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CujsS1G2os9H1CN5-YDYlw", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "oSsKLLul8BjFMHRNG5PXnw", "text": "One of the over fifty 5 star reviews. A Berkeley institution and perhaps a historical landmark (but please, respect the neighbors). Twelve types of dogs, grilled to perfection on the well seasoned flat top, four choices of mustard, and of course, the sauerkraut. However, I do have a minor concern that the sauerkraut begins to resemble a Cassoulet after a few days. I always dig down deep and drain it before throw it down on my tube steak. And there is still the option of miso soup, served only at the Durant Mothership. When you dine-in, there is the All Top Dog TV Station. I swear, you can't get any of these channels on cable or the dish. Buy a t-shirt and wear it proudly home!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2010-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rZuCEBdo8ZahW-eIpMNMNA", "text": "I told my friend how good Top Dog was and she said \"I wouldn't peg you as being a hot dog person.\"  That's the thing - I'm not, but I still really like this place.  The bread is different and the hot dogs are excellently flavored.  My favorite is chicken apple (but I've only tried chicken apple, hot link and lemon chicken).  I want to try the original 'top dog' b/c I saw a lot of people ordering that last time.  Next on my list!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w501uxxLr-q5FGNpMI1Zsg", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "xrCG8w-Ny52Fgo7G3T-mhA", "text": "I'm not a big fan of hot dogs, but wow Top Dog makes them seem like gourmet food. I haven't tried any of the sausages that I can't pronounce, but I've tried a bunch of their flavored hot dogs. Hehe flavored hot dogs, sounds like they should be different colored too. Anyways, my favorite is the lemon pepper turkey dog. It is so juicy, and the hot dog itself has a bite of a crisp bite outside, so when you bite into it, it goes snap! then smush!\n\nI really like the food here, although I hear from my friends at Cal that this is the place where people get into fights and shank each other at night, so if you're out in the area late at night on a weekend, beware!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kofiqkPOeo1loQHsVbxQXg", "date": "2008-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "5RKhBW61ELczPI7-aaRtaA", "text": "I would crave for hot dogs randomly at timess...\n\nI like all of them... chicken apple, kielbasa, hot link, calabrese, and etc.... Pretty quick service, friendly people, quick food to go...\n\nI mostly had these wonderful hot dogs after going out though around Berkeley... or a study break if i am sick of Peet's or the DC or the Asian Ghetto..\n\nOne of the few places that are opened late!\n\nI can never eat just one though to get full.. i need TWO :) what a pig i am!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2008-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "BQdszxXVGC2w25HENlCmDQ", "text": "Berkeley classic. Have to come here. Things you should know:\n\n* Hot links and chicken apple recommended\n* Perfect for the late night grumbling stomach\n* The griller/cashier is always loud and has an impeccable memory for each patron's order\n* The griller/cashier is mostly rude too, which is part of the place's charm\n* \"Butterfly\" and they'll cut the dog in half and grill the inside too\n* Delectably toasted buns\n* Russian mustard rocks here. Get a lot and pour it on. Your stuffed sinuses will thank me.\n\nGo Bears.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2009-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "IUi48yzIFYQOVAT63V3Veg", "text": "Need a quickie? Well, step into this nookie and you'll end up with a sausage in your mouth in no time!  Make sure to wipe the juices off your face, we don't want to look sloppy do we?\n\nAfter a long day/night, a quick somewhat filling snack is always good, and top dog fills that spot pretty well.  Regular sized and jumbo sized dogs filled with a assortment of fillings waiting for you to munch on.\n\nThe chili here was eh, I loved the one in San Jose (before they changed ownership), and this wasn't quite as good.\n\nAll and all, still a good place to drop by for a quick bite or two!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_D25AL2bbVQNOJLOrdk0uQ", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Z4wO1ID4dTCeXKDO-XsN-g", "text": "What can I not say that isn't good about this place?\n\nDirt cheap, great eats, open late. Oh f*** me, I'm in heaven.\n\nWARNING: CASH ONLY!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LFha-r2VljAzN13YwySTXw", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3OQVeB0Nt3Mw4EdiC0OR1Q", "text": "Top dog = Great food and great prices\n\nThe San Jose location is FAR better than any of the Berkeley spots. It has lots of outdoor HEATED seating plus a 7-11 next door. The restaurant nearby shares the outdoor seating so you can eat a bowl of beet soup with your dog!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZECUkJd_e9bqtfFMFA6M2w", "date": "2006-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kJChSB_oPF1qVBuBga7KOg", "text": "I've only been once, which was recently, and the hot dog/link or whatever was nothing to write home about. I hate the bread they use too. First it's way too thick just for that sized dog and second it's dry as hell. But also the two guys behind the counter were some assholes. We walk in and they're too busy watching Chapelle's show (like it was a brand new episode or something) cracking up and ignoring us. I'm like \"Hello!\" And one guy takes our order without even taking his eyes off of the tv screen. They were just too rude. If the food was great and they were rude I could look past it, but blah food and bad service does not fly.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jAFcS998Pw8pGN8Wp4WttA", "date": "2008-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "eAZSP75a7UmrhkYnA5IjAQ", "text": "This has got to be the ONLY anarchist hot dog store west of the Mississippi.  The first time take in the surroundings, the 100 square foot store, the fact that every square inch of the walls are blanketed in anarchist newspaper clippings, the staff.  Choose your hot dog from the many varieties avalible, while its being cooked converse with the employee, its always enlightening.  \nThe cardinal rule of Top Dog is sauerkraut.  Take your hot dog and drench it in all the glorious toppings, in russian mustard (But be careful, its damn hot), in chooped onions and relish and the all important pickled cabbage.  It makes the dog near impossible to eat without making a mess, but it tastes divine.  \nTo sum up Top Dog in one sentence, \"They make a Vegi-Dog taste good\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pCGhLbFA8Q2N_LypEOdHcw", "date": "2005-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "DmEI8Y0U3GrZliHEAiolQg", "text": "let me set the scene:  it was 2am on a warm autumn night.  i was 21 years old, and drunk,  in search of berkeley's soul after emigrating from the slums of boston/cambridge.  the tantalizing aroma of roasting meat drew me in from off the street.  the sausage man and i had a long-winded conversation about the gay affair freddie mercury had with david bowie (that was news to me)....\r\n\r\nthe hot dogs are great!  i've had the calabrese, kielbasa, and chicken apple and all three represent some of the best cuisine one can hope for after ambling out of a bar post last call!\r\n\r\nthe walls are plastered over with blisteringly anarchist and nihilist clippings.  the people represent a full cross-section of berkeley's eclectic population.\r\n\r\ntop dog is the essence of berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "r-jvV-_KjZ9GZTp3OOpHDg", "text": "great $3 hotdogs with perfectly grilled buns.  what impressed me a lot was the guy's memory of everyone's order.  anyway, only nonstudent there at night, and this block has all the quintessential late night college diet: hot dogs, pizza, donuts, ice cream sandwiches, etc.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kS1MQHYwIfD0462PE61IBw", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "Phc4KEymPALWFic4PcXG7w", "text": "Oh how I love you, Top Dog. You are the best when it is late and i am buzzed and hungry. I love your classic Top Dog and your Hot Link and your Kielbasa. I love your potato salad. I love YOU.\n\nWhen you walk into this Top Dog, you need to know exactly what you want immediately. Otherwise you will get hated on. They have three mustards, relish, ketchup, and onions to decorate your food with. I utilize all but the ketchup to enhance my dog.\n\nMy other favorite late night food spot in this area in Fat Slice. Next time I am with my friends from High School, I have promised to buy a Top Dog, dress it up with all the fixings, and then go to Fat Slice and wrap my dog in (fat) slice of greasy pepperoni. I'll have to update after I survive that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b4piTkDV1TiwjJtyWOZUVA", "date": "2008-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 7, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "v8uXP3ZhwlMdGO2QZSk-HQ", "text": "Before I came to top dog I was not a big fan of hot dogs. After I came... yepp, still not a fan. This is one of those joints where everyone has to at least try once if they go to Cal. Well, I tried it once and that will be about the only time I ever go there. A buddy of mine had told me that he wasn't to fond of hot dogs, but he came here and liked it. I ended up going with his recommendation of the chicken apple dog. My recommendation is to just go to costco and buy a bulk pack of chicken apple sausages and save yourself the hassle. \n\nHeaven forbid you don't know what's on the menu before you come in here, because they will skip right over you with no hesitation. Not only will they skip over you to the next person in line, they will keep skipping you and forget you even existed. The worker didn't use gloves so they handle the money, scratch their balls, pick their nose, and handle your food all at the same time.  Such a great multi tasker I must say, but at least he wore a Japanese little head band which kept him from sweating on the food. It was like the over the hill and over weight black karate kid flipping dogs. \n\nIn the end of it all... \n\nthe dog was just OK and the bun is about 3x to big for the weenie. That is unless you plan on stuffing it with endless amounts of toppings, which then it becomes not a hot dog imo. \n\nIll save you guys the trouble and...\n\n\"that's what she said\"", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cgf-Derortn571F27Bgl8w", "text": "Well, back in the '74-'75, a \"Top\" cost .47 cents.  Then it jumped to .55 cents.  There were only two shops back then, Southside and Northside.  Both had 13\" b/w TV's showing reruns of \"Leave It To Beaver.\"  The owners were always upfront if they had to change vendors - switching from a New York style dog to a Chicago dog for example.\n\nTop, Kiel, or Bock with a healthy dose of stone ground mustard which is no longer available ;(     My head is spinning.   (Although they have added potato salad, cole slaw, and ice cream bars, I've always wondered why they didn't add French fries.  One response was that it was too complicated and would have distracted from their core business).\n\nThe business model is perfect - a one person operation -  grillmaster, cashier, quartermaster, and sometimes peacekeeper.   Many a Top Dog griller have become *very* successful in business, science and medicine.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SpqUPpw2Mp5-p5d3q8Bhtg", "date": "2007-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "RKTp2EMgmDuUq5yTQYIJhA", "text": "With lines around the corner during the wee hours of the night, the $3 hella-hyped up dogs are worth the wait... open til 3 in the A.M. on weekends makes for the perfect drunk food haven.. Lemon Chicken dog always is on hit with their top dog frankfurter in close second.. \n\nIt's always funny listening to the order taker yell at the people that aren't ready w/ their order & watching drunken double fisters trying to put on their condiments in the crowded condiments table.. A berkeley trip is never complete without hitting up top dog..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gr0-2lV6TP0t66V6DmSgsA", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ehyudadlI_NYZ4t8VXm-5g", "text": "Simply MOUTHGASMIC!!!\n\nEven after graduating from Cal 7 years ago, Top Dog continues to not fail.   You can't go wrong with the Chicken Apple or Lemon Chicken.  Whether you go here at 2pm for a late lunch snack or 2am for a late night drinking snack, you will have an orgasm in your mouth.  And just like sex, once you pop your cherry, you're going to want more.  YUMMMMMM", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9M9JmaJ3uWQABX0HN8IF8A", "date": "2012-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ps6HfXaONRoIVRbWYyKpvw", "text": "Because 400 miles separates us, I don't have the luxury of eating here very often.  But when I do plan a trip up north, TD is one place that I always have to stop by.\n\nThe Hot Link, Keilbasa and the Bockwurst are my favorites.  My recommendation: if you get two or three dogs per visit like I do, eat the Hot Link last; due to its spiciness, anything you eat after that will taste pretty bland.  (BTW, I add Russian mustard on all of my dogs... even the Hot Link.  It's awesome.)\n\nAlso, their buns are SO GOOD.  I think it has to do with the way they \"toast\" them on the grill.  \n  \nAnd it might be a good idea to know what you're getting before you stand in front of the counter... sometimes the guy behind the counter isn't in such a good mood and he'll yell at you for not knowing what you want and make you go to the end of the line.  Some people find this rude but I think it's hilarious; I like to call it the Berkeley Charm.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K6Z1NU_ofX4yiUqWtV1jNA", "date": "2008-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qnr4R_cJbxrrHIAVTLgk4g", "text": "hello lover...i am a person who loves hot dogs fancy or au natural... and top dog is very nature-all!!! simplicity at its best i must say!  awesome after a fun night parttaking in partaying!!!!!!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VvMDnYfkfwyLXfl_ei37Vg", "date": "2010-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "gL078eWTCEX3sCGwbmYWTg", "text": "It's really quite impossible to hate Top Dog. Actually, I don't understand how anyone can even dislike it. Top Dog has been and always will be one of the fondest memories of my times at Berkeley. \n\nWhen I had under $5 in my pocket and everything else was too expensive, Top Dog was there. When I had an intense case of munchies after a long inebriated night, Top Dog was there. When I just needed something interesting to read while chowing down on some of the best hot dogs that have ever invaded my taste buds, Top Dog was there.\n\nEveryone likes to do it their own way (that's what she said?), but my perfect hot dog goes like this: chicken apple on a slightly toasted bun, with relish, onions, tiny bit of mustard, and lots of ketchup. It...is...HEAVEN.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "mxT_KXWxT1fE6Tl140J-YA", "text": "OMG people, calm down.\n\n1. It resembles a stand - that's embedded into a building.\n2. There are no seats.\n\nIf those are not big enough hints that the hot dog buns are NOT going to taste like a 40dollar Wagyu hot dog bun or the establishment may not have Ina Garten / Alton Brown-esque kitchens, you may want to invest in some COMMON EFin SENSE?\n\nSeriously - I don't know what the f*ck some of you people expect. It's cheap. It's good. And the people are nice. \n\nMy recommendation = The Top Dog Frankfurter.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Xmfi1Ewy0c1vbu4oslOgbA", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pc649dRMIERqtd7-gXph6Q", "text": "Bockwurst: 1/2 Pork, 1/4 turkey, 1/4 veal, plus eggs and cream. Or at least that's what I (think I) had down pat in 2002, but the somewhat mystifying website currently challenges that notion: http://www.topdoghotdogs.com/colddogs.html\n\nDo you know how goddamn hard it is now to find a bockwurst anywhere, let alone one that tastes like the stuff here at the iconic Southside location? In the golden days, I had no idea. I took it all for granted.\n\nTop Dog on Durant might have been the first non-DC place where I ever ate in Berkeley when I was visiting the one friend I knew who was already at Cal. I had already enrolled in the school, sight unseen, and was being shown everything I had to look forward to. \n\nWhen I became a bona fide Bear, I found a total social scene here right after the bars closed. The line rivaled the mob at Blondie's, and was quickly forced outside because the place can only really fit four people at a time plus maybe two brokeass drunkies jostling about to jack a handful of burning hot sauerkraut on their stumble back up the hill (guil-ty!). \n\nDuring more decent hours, everyone was still doing it Top Doggystle at all hours of the day. Soon enough, the furtive professors and random locals in broad daylight looked no less manic than so many frat boys and Oakland teens in the cloak of night.\n\nBy sophomore year, I'd easily eaten every sausage twice, whether I was aware of it or not. My favorites: Bockwurst as already mentioned, spicy Calabrese, filling Linguica, Lemon Chicken, Apple Chicken...yeah, that really doesn't narrow it down, but that says something, right?\n\nI learned a whole lot as well from the gruff men and enigmatic women who worked the counter solo. For example, freshman year, I got into a big phase of The Who. As I walked in, a strain of one of the band's more recognizable anthems struck up to accompany my entrance. Semi-wasted (no doubt because this dulled the caustic treatment by the no nonsense workers), I exclaimed, \"YEAH! TEENAGE WASTELAND! I LOVE TEENAGE WASTELAND!\" The brother behind the counter barked, \"It's BABA O'RILEY.\" Then again, for emphasis, \"BABA O'RILEY!!!\" A friend of mine got schooled when she was on her cell phone and the man with the spatula shouted, \"Get off daddy's cell phone and make your order, or get out!\"\n\nSo intense was my devotion to this place that I once found a quiet moment to ask for a job. A couple days later, I hauled ass to the Northside location (with a drastically different clientele of residential families and engineering students with the occasional hipster searching for something better than the shit rotting in the walk in friedge of their co-op) to meet the owner. He took a chance on me, and I worked a couple shifts in both main locations, which was about how long I lasted before I got my $20 pity tip from the jar from an awesome girl who helped train me and gave it up.\n\nIt was in my few shifts as a Top Dogger that I learned some essential things, such as don't hand people a glass by the rim, don't hand people utensils with your fingers on the part that go in their mouths, don't leave a sack of coins on the street by the owner's car while you take in a 50 lb. box of Brats to try to impress him with your expediency. Funny how I didn't learn this from my anal-retentive parents, but from a go-with-the-flow grassroots entrepreneur who earned his street cred once and for all during the Age of Aquarius.\n\nI also got to see the inner workings of this. Did you know there's an office behind the counter? It's stacked to the ceilings with unruly papers. Can you believe that they line up your sausages chronolically by order, but can also identify them by sight at any stage of cooking in case you forget your place in line? Did you ever pay attention and realize that the workers still don't use electronic registers? They calculate all the tax inclusive prices in their heads while under pressure of a bunch of 'dog fiends, so think twice before you change up your drink selections and sizes, you dipshits! These people are hard core. In the end, I was the chaff that got separated from the very special army of top dogs who can really hang. But hey, I'm happy just to be a layman stuffing my face.\n\nIt is way too ironic that the owner (whose name I have forgotten, probably out of pure shame at failing him, even if he was nice about it) was born to German immigrants in New York because I so heavily associate the dogs with one place only; that tiny ass shack in Berkeley as if it is independent of time or location...as if it is a concept or a fabrication floating through the universe of my memory. Also, I have yet to find dogs like this anywhere in the five boroughs, especially at such a selection or with the same ambience. Not that I've looked that hard. Why would I, so long as this place stands?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PKaRDtzLIO7BznR4HmMGLw", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qb06NQ_sfTC6TJS3yR02wA", "text": "Whenever I'm working near the UC campus, I always make time for a trip to Top Dog for my lunch.  My personal favorite is the Calebrese which is an Italian sausage made of pork infused with paprika, fennel, and chili. The spices really does it for me.  \n\nI would have given 5 stars, but they don't offer cheese as a condiment.  I got to have my cheddar!!  Oh well, love the German mustard.  \n\nThe people who work there are always friendly.  Beats that national chain any day...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sQAlr74jeSbaLVeeETrweA", "date": "2008-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VglHwnlLabMR3XwB5jvBfA", "text": "This is a glorified hot dog stand. I mean it - really! There is no cash register - they do it all in their heads. Also, the same guy takes orders, cooks your dogs, has conversation with you, gets you drinks, adds your bill - even if it's 1am, even if it's noisy and crowded, even if you're drunk and don't know what you're ordering. The staff's that good. Plus, the other great thing about it is you can sit at the counter, if you don't feel like standing around outside and eating your hot dog.\n\nThese hot dogs will make you feel better after a crazy night. And, out of all the Top Dogs, this is the one that has the best crowds and is open the latest (I think). My personal favorite is the chicken apple sausage dog. Plus, all the prices are really cheap. Then I wash it down with lemonade - or worse, get a boba across the street at Sweethearts. But more about that on my Sweethearts' Cafe review...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "T8AcaLi2dcDTCvPtFgxKxg", "date": "2007-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "d8bepqlT28IqFIc2yhGI1w", "text": "Top Dog was one of the first places that my RA took us to my freshman year. I was young, and on my own for the first time. Walking here seemed like it took forever, but as I look back...Clark Kerr isn't that far. Haha. The store is small, just a counter, the grill, condiments agains the wall and the exit. I ordered the chicken apple (my favorite) and stood there. The guy looked at me like I was a special kid because I was waiting to pay, and he said some sarcastic comment that made me want to cry. I finally got my chicken apple sausage with yummy grilled bun, paid, threw on condiments, and ran out of there!\n\nAs I matured (well, at least I think I matured) and returned a bajillion more times, I realized that the sarcastic comments and bluntness is what makes Top Dog so special. Coming here after a night at the bars is hilarious because of all the drunk people and the cook spitting out witty comments. Almost better than paying for a comedy show!\n\nI would have given this place 5 stars, but I noticed that during my time in Berkeley, the prices slowly creeped up. I still crave Top Dog every once in  a while, and I definitely miss that cook.\n\nP.S. There's a \"Berkeley Dog\" in SoCal, but it's just not the same. It has the same sausages as Top Dog but they don't have the spunk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qPc8bXbl0x3qSl0ahz5FQQ", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pc1PkDBggUSNU73jONdqHw", "text": "This place is a notch above Pink's on La Brea. I've been there for all occasions and had enjoyed almost everything on their menu. I especially like the bird dog, bockwurst, hot link, kielbasa, bratwurst, and linguica. Slide these gourmet sausages between warm sandwich buns and top it off with a thick bed of sauerkraut, onions, and other condiments and you got yourself something really special--all for $3. My friend who lives in LA said this is the first place he would visit whenever he's in Berkeley. It is good enough to make your day. Standing room only. Take out is encouraged.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0juzbrgcLHqobdK-OZAyiw", "date": "2009-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VVxXs6M_2UReeB3oOcwIkA", "text": "If you worked at this fast-moving, order-after-order, late-night joint, you'd be pretty abrasive too when drunkards yelled at each other and wandered aimlessly around instead of placing their orders when the line is down the sidewalk at 1:30am.\n\nHate to say it, but I love it when the guy behind the counter calls out some drunk idiot for holding up the line and being obnoxious. If you want your hot dog fix, you're going to have to man up and pay attention. Be ready with your order (chicken apple is a solid go-to) because the guy does not have any tolerance for your crap.\n\nDuring the day though, the same guys are much nicer and ready to converse about books, TV, and current events with a lot more patience. I even got the Samoan-looking guy to offer to lend me the Harry Potter 7 he was reading. Awesome.\n\nMinus 1 star because they raised their prices (I know, it was a while ago, but I'm still not over it) and because I often leave still hungry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1-zuPpc_UtNSzBF-UjxngA", "date": "2009-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "gWgfmmbw112pQ801mnKcTA", "text": "Last night, Top Dog earned a fifth star from me.\n\nI didn't catch the guys name workin last night, but he was hella friendly and chill. I went in last night with my brother and a couple friends last night, pretty late and Top Dog never tasted so good. I don't know if it was the fact that we were all hungry, or that the food just tasted spectacular last night, but it was on point!\n\nAfter we were done eating our food, we were hanging around out front and the guy workin the shop came out and talked with us for a couple of minutes, and was real chill. One of friends was super thirsty, and kept on bugging him for refills, but he was super friendly and laughed about it. \n\nIt was an all around great TD experience last night. Kudos.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "gWhUh_4kmEVJT4bGLp7paw", "text": "The first time i went to top dog was 2 years ago, when my cousins from san diego visited. You cant miss the place because its right across the street from fraternity/sorority house, but parking is a hassle you gotta find parking on the streets.\n\nThere are 12 types of hot dogs to choose from. from top dog FRANKFURTER all beef to the veggie hot dog called the wienie. My fave is the polish hot dog kielbasa. i took a bite from my cousin's hot dog and she had the bratwurst and thats very delicious and the smoked chicken apple is good as well.\n\nPrices are very reasonable.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NqlkQqUqgnzHMxn-lXq9dA", "date": "2008-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "RGliDZ6gPLoSmMP-ChRbvg", "text": "This place was a popular attraction back in the day.  From what I see now, it still is.  \n\n\"Two chicken apples, please\".  \n\nAnyone that went to school at Cal or frequented any of the bars surrounding Shattuck and Telegraph will know of this place.  After the bars close, where do people go?  They go to Top Dog.  For many, the purpose of eating here was to sober up from the bars and reflect on the memorable moments of the night.  I, on the other hand, used to go to the bars in hopes of going to Top Dog.    \n\nSince my college days, I haven't gone back.  So I decided to take my Bun there since I never got to share with her the joy of Top Dog with her.  Whether it was raining or hailing, I was determined to get us some dogs.  When we got there, the rain stopped periodically for us to walk around.  We got there around 12:20AM, which was the perfect time since, the drunkard rush haven't hit the spot yet.  Right after we put in our order for two chicken apple sausages, it began.  Five Asian kids walked in carrying with them a cloud of alcohol intoxication and the munchies.  While waiting for our dogs, I peered out the door and saw a few crowds walking in Top Dog's direction.  We missed the drunkard rush by a hair.  \n\nOur order was as I remembered.  Bundled in a toasted sesame seed bun and masterfully wrapped at insane speeds in a protective sheet of paper was a fresh from the grill chicken apple sausage ready to be sent to my belly.  With a bar of condiments at my disposal, I loaded the puppy up with everything possible.  Condiments of choice include the usual relish, sauerkraut, onions, and of course the ketchup and two kinds of mustard.  I can't get enough of condiments.  Back in the day, I could slam dunk two into the rim of my mouth.  Being late and all, thought I'd just get one.  \n\nFrom what I saw, everything's the same.  Same little cashier, same grill, same menu, and same crazy unorganized lines when busy were present.  Those same memories of fun and college idiocy came right back in an instant.  One thing different is this time I had the opportunity to share my dog with Bun.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zG23FaSus_sZZozKMMnHwA", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "xOenJE-7Y2XyJ7kbTR6cmQ", "text": "Here it is.  Hands down, bar none, this place has the best hot dogs in the universe.  Sorry you NY transplants and sorry you Pink lovers but they couldn't hold my Top Dog Kielbasa to shake it.  \r\n\r\n10 years ago I used to get a hot link and a pack of cigarettes.  Now, it's the Kielbasa but all their dogs are good and college student priced.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1JYmGAHZhFoeqgU_JPioMQ", "date": "2006-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "5X12g2Q3pFu_z_i4gytRGA", "text": "If a hot dog place was any more happenin', it'd be a nightclub. I've been dreaming of these dogs for days now. I know that was a weird sentence, but screw you. This place is awesome!\r\n\r\nI apologize for calling them \"hot dogs.\" They're sausages to me. It took me a long time to want to try Top Dog. I was so used to paying over $3 for crappier-than-Costco hot dogs that I just couldn't bring myself to eat anything non-wholesale. This has changed, as Top Dog is both delicious and cheap! $5.50 got us a Top Dog Frankfurter and a Hot Link. Both were extremely delicious! The low fat Lemon Chicken was really good, and I didn't feel like I was dying after. \r\n\r\nNo cash registers, just order and the give the guy money. They remember everything. I can't even remember where I live, half the time... They described customers based on clothing, \"guy in the hat, what do you want?..\" I was \"guy in striped shirt.\" Apparently, I wasn't familiar with my shirt, and had to pause to glance at it... sad.\r\n\r\nOrder uncooked sausages and buns in a pack, and sizzle them up at home. \r\n\r\nCash only. Street parking or pay for the garage (haha, right).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TEtzbpgA2BFBrC0y0sCbfw", "date": "2006-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "NpdQ1KWNlHPglJSB097yTQ", "text": "Hot dogs.  Best served late and drunk.  Or mid-day after a trip to the Strawberry Canyon Pool.\n\nEither way, nothing beats a simple, piping hot wiener in a bun.  Everyone knows that.  I don't even need to be telling you.  \n\nEven if other restaurants were open to draw in the drunk/high/backfromthelibrary crowd that rolls in around 1:30 am, I still believe Top Dog would maintain a customer base with an almost religious zeal for their meat sticks and bread. mmmmmmm... meat sticks....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RLKY7TB0ZRNZPWZAUkISXA", "date": "2008-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "sRS8NrJ0wMtdkcAkWCsuig", "text": "I just realized I made a Berkeley list, but never reviewed Top Dog.  What a travesty!\n\nThe Top Dog on Durant is a Berkeley staple.  You can't visit Berkeley without trying Top Dog.  Things to know:\n\n-Cash only, have it out and ready when you order (but don't be stupid and count all your money in the street)\n-Know what you want to order before stepping inside.  The guy working there will yell at you and skip you in line if you don't know what you want.\n-You can buy packaged Top Dogs to grill yourself at home\n-They have vegetarian and kosher options\n-My personal favorites are the lemon chicken and original Top Dog, but I don't think you can really go wrong with anything on their menu\n-If you're hungry, order two (or three)\n-If you don't like waiting in lines or servers with some attitude, just go to the Center or Hearst locations... they aren't open as late but the people working there are more chill\n-They are open til 2am during the week, 3am on Fridays and Saturdays. Expect drunk college kids in line past midnight.\n-If you are a drunk college kid and miss the 3am deadline, sorry...you're gonna have to find a way to the 24 hour Jack in the Box on Telegraph!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "u8GMPK0iHi7qTly97D5mHQ", "text": "HOW DID I NOT REVIEW TOP DOG YET?!\n\nlemon chicken\napple chicken\nhot link\n\nsis: i miss being in norcal\nme: dude...don't u miss the good food?\nsis: i'm hungry...wats open? (1:45am)\nme: nothing...this is norcal....top dog?\n\nso we hella rush over to top dog....arrived @ 1:55am (HELLL YEAH JUST IN TIME)\n0 to 60 in 1.5 min bitchess~~ GO CAMRY!! eat my DUST!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n1 lemon chicken\n1 apple chicken\nby 2am....the place got PACKED.....as always....ahhh~ memories hehehe\n\n\nthey've been trying to be sneaky with the price increase. the hotdog guy swears it's been the same price for the last 5 yrs but i SWEAR 5 years ago they were 2.25...i think it's now 2.75!? whaaaa~~~ but watever....still soooo worth it~\n\ni wear the beaver mustard stained tshirt...with pride.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WdX96YfO8eyfCyJvYCaoXw", "date": "2009-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "YSpnUXq0RrrljxrKToiZWQ", "text": "Top Dog,  yes.\n\nSo many many choices. Standing outside, late at night, with no real line, just a wall of people like a bar standing, waiting and watching as the different orders warm burn and heat on the grill. \n\nThis was the ending to many wonderful nights.\n\nSo many choices, that you never got bored.  I never asked what the different meats were or what the names meant, i didn't care. I just felt sorry for vegans.\nthis is what a hot dog place should be...\n\npart of the magic was watching the cook remember each order and the order each person arrived....\n\nNot that it matters but they sell cigarettes here, and never refused a book of matches.\n\nI am a lemon chicken kind of guy. You'll find yours.\n\nThis is serious hot dog place, no really I'm totally serious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WMlUtWZ28yTv0iUD4XAeBA", "date": "2009-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "MlQF-k7ZkrIelePkXXUN5A", "text": "How much do I love this place? Well one of my prized possessions is my dark blue \"Top Dog\" T-shirt. The only downside to the T-shirt is that I think some girls are reading a little too much into it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zVldd49Xt6AUFWso0oY8hA", "date": "2008-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "6LGW9xauCcjLHbik_eOgxA", "text": "Good memories this place while I was a student at Cal.  Where else would I go grab a kielbasa between classes, or hot after a late night studying at the library?\n\nA bunch of us old Cal guys met for dinner, and wanted to go to Top Dog afterwards.  Yeah, we were still hungry, and made room for something from Top Dog.  Good to know that this place still hits the spot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ulvjJmtH7qHV3IBBkExLg", "date": "2008-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CThyYKSWijCb-YN06p7Eqw", "text": "me:  i'll have a chicken n' apple hot dog.\n\nhot dog guy:  ok\n\nme:  oh, do you have any french fries?  garlic fries would be killer!\n\nhot dog guy:  [looks at me sternly] I DON'T FRY ANYTHING. [then turns away]\n\nme:  ok [walks away with tail tucked between legs]\n\n\nok, so everyone knows Top Dog has got some pretty damn good hot dogs.  great.  what disappoints me is the service.  it's the i-am-so-popular-i-don't-have-to-be-nice attitude that will keep me from ever coming back.  what makes it worse is that Top Dog is not a service-heavy joint... it's a stand up, order-to-go fast food establishment.  this doesn't require heavy effort on their part.  \n\nalthough not terribly horrible in any sense, this condescending service has happened enough times for me at Top Dog to prevent me from ever coming back.\n\ni just wanted some fries.  =/\n\n******\n\n5/15/07 update:  this review applies to the location on Durant.  i just visited the Center location this past wknd with no issues.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wpZ9k0YwORFZtMBJEM2N8Q", "date": "2007-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ya9SBlf8sPpfYoDtcP9JSg", "text": "Vegetarians beware, this place is completely disgusting.\n\nI wanted to try something different and new today, so I walked in, asked the guy behind the counter if they had any veggie dogs.  He replied yes, and I asked him if they were any good.  He replied yes again.  So I paid him the $3 and tipped a dollar and waited a couple of minutes.  \n\nWhile I was waiting I stared at the menu intently, noticing a very disgusting option called \"Bird Dog\".  Then I noticed he used his bare hand to grab about ten hot dogs out of a plastic bag and placed it on the grill.  Is this for real?  Whatever happened to plastic gloves?\n\nMinutes later he comes out with a yes--a veggie dog--but it's burnt black on all fours, and it was not even good--it was disgusting.  The bun was disgusting and unfortunately, the KETCHUP was disgusting, too.  Can you believe it?  The KETCHUP.  Seriously, the ketchup lacked that three-dimensional tomato vinegar taste.\n\nThe place stinks and I say nay.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Y5j_2YR42UHvWZOtALgjCw", "date": "2008-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NmuKdtciNxPr2qTRiki7pw", "text": "top dogs seriously shits on what is notoriously claimed to be the best hot dog  - pinks (in LA)! BUT perhaps, i shouldnt even compare the two as top dogs is more sausage than hot dog. moving along...ive been a faithful top dog muncher for a little over 9 years now.  a friend of mine introduced me to this fine establishment when i was a sophomore in highschool and ive been hooked ever since! during the time i lived in berkeley i stuffed my face silly with top dogs atleast three times a week! TOP DOG IS THE SHIT! \n\nmy two top favorite flavors are the lousianna hot link and the calabrese. the word \"spicy\" or \"hot\" is to often used and abused i pay no attention, and usually order food extra extra spicy [if a certain place is able to adjust the level of spicyness] or add hot sauce to kick it up a notch. the \"hot\" in the lousianna hot link lives up to its name that i dont have to add additional condiments [russian mustard] to kick up the spicyness. the calabrese is a burst of flavors and spices! all hot dogs are so flavorful i can eat them without any additional condiments and enjoy the pureness of what i know to be the best hot dog EVARRRR! \n\ntop dog 1 holds many fond memories in my heart. from post clubbing grub during my highschool and up to my college days, to walking 3 blocks over to meet friends for a snack at 2 in the morning, to random trips to berkeley just for top dog with friends. \n\nsome usefull advice: know what you want to order in advance if you want to avoid being ignored! look up the menu online, ask a friend, seek advice from the homeless people right outside of the joint , do whatever you need to.  during peak hours once you are called upon to place your order and if you take longer than 5 seconds to answer you will be skipped and ignored! trust me, thats not an overexaggeration. if you want an authentic top dog experience try it one saturday night after 1 am :) \n\nchains like DOG OUT's that ive seen sprout throughout san ramon and san francisco... SHAME ON YOU!!! for over pricing your dogs but most of all for not living up to what it truly means to grill top dogs like the true top dog grillers at top dog 1! true top dog grillers move fast and give effecient service! although sometimes bitchy, they know how to show starving college students, newbies, and drunk post partiers who's boss! they will surely put the smack down! \n\nTop Dog 1 on durant is the real deal!\n\n----\n\n5 stars: i am a loyal customer and cannot live without this place/restaurant!\n\n4 stars: consistently great food. a place i would definitely frequent if i dont already.\n\n3 stars: good food. id come back for more if a particular craving for something specific they offer hit me. \n\n2 stars: for the sheer reason of convenience and semi mediocre food [but convenience being the majority of reason] id come back.\n\n1 star: id never be caught dead in the place ever ever again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cyJH9Tw7GfcKkEphBsZfKA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "on3eJCnUNWHqlT-5z-H10Q", "text": "A Certain Someone has raved about Top Dog for a while.  It's not that I have any issues with Top Dog, but really could a hot dog be that good? \n\nSo I finally went to day - and the answer is: I guess.  I had the Bockwurst with russian mustard.  It was very good.  \n\nDid it live up to the completely mythic stories...not so much.  But it was very good", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9CWr1HukCWdjW-5zTCXVIA", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "7zl8EUfxuWcte3N87E1LHw", "text": "(Dedicated to Ignatius Jacques Reilly, Hot Dog Vendor Sans Pareil)\n\nI find it just a little scary\nThat this review (my centenary)\nIs not some careful dissertation\nOf some chef's cutting-edge creations.\nBut instead, I sing of rockets\nThat don't burn holes in gourmands' pockets\nThis screed is an examination\nOf classic, lowbrow delectation.\n\nWhy, you ask would someone blog\nA paean to the humble dog?\nNo 'Best Friend' would, through its ingestion\nEngender bouts of indigestion!\n\nI'd counter that those with good friends\nWill come to know that in the end\nThat any friend, however nice\nIs freighted with incumbent vice\nWe must embrace  the total package\nJust as we do our hot dog snack-age\n\nI studied vice --- perhaps, with relish?\nIn NYC --- I don't embellish ---\nWhen I declare to you, \"Hands down,\nDey got da BEST dogs in dat town!\"\nNathan's and Grey's Papaya claim\nA transcendant weenie fame\nBut even carts on its dirty streets\nWill furnish existential treats\nThey're small, they're cheap, they've got some snap\nThey come anointed with standard crap\nNot like the salads that often cover\nThe meat of a Chicago sausage lover\n\nTop Dog comes about as close\nTo giving me a West Coast dose\nOf New York Heaven (on a bun)\nSo I guess (for here) they're number one\nTheir dogs are thin; they're grilled and hot\n(I also recommend their Brat).\n\nRemember, as the Germans say,\nWhen you are over Berkeley way\n\"All things come to an end, it's true:\n- except the sausage, which has two.\"\n\n\"HOT DOGS RULE, YO!\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7A5lajj4qvHSDM97Kg-x4g", "date": "2007-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "7rf4-mLrs0jV2PXSw_qmDQ", "text": "\"What'll you have Optimus Prime?\" \n\n\"I have a Hot Link for Optimus Prime!\" \n\nI plan on walking into Top Dog with my Optimus Prime shirt every time now.  Being called Optimus Prime is just too good not to.  \n\nMan does one of the mustard burn like wasabi.  Me loves it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YhB_K53ok_bCdP-axqI_Jw", "date": "2008-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "c6fn7UpDwnqsk29-NgBEUA", "text": "Oh Top Dog...how you draw me in with the savory smell of fresh hot dogs and the sweet sounds of Erykah Badu in the background.  Made it here a few days ago to fulfill my hot dog craving.  Joey P, Marc, and I ordered the Top Dog, Kielbasa, and Hot Link.  All were very tasty.  I love the many options of meat you can get here, but I did feel as though I was missing something.  I was missing that 'snap' you hear when you bite into other hot dogs.  I guess I was hoping for something similar to Hot Dogger in Davis.  But all in all, Top Dog is one of my go-to spots for hot dogs out here in the bay area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u6h6xb9_F8zWxQZfH14cKA", "date": "2009-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "7e9ReRfPBmfgchYNkbk93g", "text": "In my recollection, the only things that changed about this place are its price and employees.  And that's not even by that much.  I remember going to Top Dog when I was 16 years old, ordering up a Kielbasa or Hot Link, and enjoying my dogs in the wee nights on the street in front of the shop. None of that has changed.\n\nI was craving a quick fix by 12:30pm yesterday and since I just stopped by Berkeley Hat Company, I immediately thought of Top Dog.  I knew hungry students wouldn't be swarming around since it was a holiday so I took a quick stroll there.  As soon as I walked in to the tiny red brick shop, I nearly found the whole Berkeley Fire Department and a Berkeley Police Officer ordering lunch there too.  The guys were nice enough to let me squeeze in the door and order my Kielbasa (See picture).  After ordering from the front door, I went to wait for the dog through the back door and observed their set up.  Nothing had changed.  Everything was still in its original places; a condiment row consisting of ketchup, mustard, mayo, sauerkraut, onions, and relish.  Oh...the fond memories!  Every hot dog is only $3 tax included already. I paid my $3 and in a few more minutes it was ready to pick-up. For $1.25 more, you can get a small soda.\n\nThe only condiments I always eat with my hot dogs are ketchup and relish.  I found everything I needed and more.  With my mouth salivating, I hurried outside to consume my prized possession.  It was the exact same as I remembered it; I was biting into a hot juicy kielbasa wrapped in a toasted sesame white roll.  With each bite, there was a sort of crunch as I broke the sausage casing and immediately felt a burst of flavor and juices dancing around in my mouth.  I savored each bite until there was no more.  The time it took me to consume the whole hot dog took no more than 1 minute.  The trip was long overdue and definitely worth it.  \n\nCheck out Top Dog if you want a cheap hot dog with good flavor, fast friendly service, and a place to call your second home.  It'll hit the spot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "O-uPZruoYgNhY__yq03jmg", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "R6Ml_3QqczcDkhQtDtTt0g", "text": "I love sausage.  \n\nTop Dog is a sausage lover's heaven.  \n\nNormally I am a Calabrese or Kielbasa kinda girl but lately I've had a hankering for something spicy, really spicy.  The Louisiana Hot Link has filled my spicy craving and then some.  Literally this sausage was so hot I was sweating.  I had to dab the perspiration off my forehead...but it was delicious and worth every spicy bite.  \n\nI like that you can get your dogs hot and enjoy them there (pre music shopping at Amoeba) , or you can buy some cold dogs and take them home for later.  These are great for parties, camping trips, everyday...and they taste just as delicious when you BBQ them yourself.  \n\nAlso the guy behind the counter is awesome.  He's always got like 10 orders cooking and somehow he never misses a beat.  5 stars for that guy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PLXuHH8owd8jMGhB4uqjcA", "date": "2008-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "fCPoQ3oTw5BRv7HSossGOw", "text": "Thank you, thank you, thank you for being open late whenever I'm about to faint from hunger at 2:30 AM or so. And for the \"STFU and eat your damn hot dog\" signs on the doors, and liberal propaganda on the inner walls. And for the way the people at the grill always remember who ordered precisely what flavor. That never fails to charm and impress me.\n\nIn retrospect, I suppose no one really knows what goes into hot dogs, do they? In that case, add Tops (with kraut, ketchup, and relish) to my growing list of undeniably suspicious guilty pleasures.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2lEY1dM0_KxxFsVc2_Jp4g", "date": "2009-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "zHSTttuCV9CEmS1c7Wz0NQ", "text": "You mention Top Dog to me and I'll probably come back with about 50 different drunken college stories that involve this place. I must have went here 3 times a week when I was in college (no joke).  Especially after practice with a few teammates where I would eat two, drink a root beer then pass out. If i still had eating habit like this I would weight 400lbs. \n\nTypical Friday- drink, drink, drink -- hungry? Top Dog.  I'm still amazed how the grill guy knows exactly who has paid and whos hot dog is who's without something to write on. That's really an impressive skill when you have 100 drunk college kids screaming at you. \n\nMy vote is the Chicken Apple with spicy brown mustard. Also the Railroad root beer might be the best soft drink anywhere. I just can't seem to find it anywhere else but here and believe me I have tried.\n\nThe classic Top Dog, Bock, and Lemon Chicken also get top marks.\n\nI only make it here about once a year now but each time I do I'm in Heaven.  Now if they could only open one on Polk street....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p5TRjvekkxtrh2p3eg9DFA", "date": "2008-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "T0wGNABxEUYDo5653f0C3Q", "text": "Top Dog is the Top Dog.\n\nI don't really have anything to say that hasn't been said about Top Dog in it's 225+ reviews, but who cares.  \n\nTop Dog has the BEST dogs in the Bay Area.  There, I said it!  They offer a load of different dogs, but they all taste the same...  DELICIOUS!  \n\nI always get the Lemon Chicken Dog, however I have heard good things about the Bird Dog.\n\nThey are usually crowded during Lunch, Dinner, and \"After the Bars Close\" hours, however they still manage to get your orders right and to you quickly.  \n\nYou can't be a sanitation freak or claustrophobic if you plan on coming here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hwe8ofQPXY9O9HTbiBrbXw", "date": "2008-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wXrr7EUrIV12XqKYjoCxeg", "text": "Okay.......Top dog at Durrant is not just about the dogs. It is the Top Dog experience. Lets face it There are better Dogs to be had(casper's in the Dimond).\n\nWhat could be more fun at 1.30 am in sleepy Berkeley town than hitting up a crowded, drunken, rocking Top Dog. The African American front man Repeating 10-15 orders and always adding to it...(an amazing feat not easily accomplished).....His side kick the grill master extraordinaire railing through orders with just as much proficiency as the ringleader. Never have I received the wrong order and I always leave satisfied and ready for bed......Is there a better Dog...yes. Is there a better late night experience in Berkeley...Hells no.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GitE04dW0jYxH5LplUTDBA", "date": "2008-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "takxJIv4bTPQUnp6PY_dOQ", "text": "Amongst my friends and I, this place is called Top \"drunken\" Dog.  Oh the fond memories of stumbling in late at night after parties. There would usually be a line by then, so we'd huddle outside in a group, waiting for our turn.\n\nThe freshly made hot dogs always taste delicious. I love how the bread is grilled as well, and the sausages are always plump and juicy. The condiments (ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, sauerkraut) are placed at the side, where you can self cater to your liking. The top dog, lemon chicken and hot link are amongst my favorites. \n\nIt's open until 2am, perfect place for a cheap yet delicious bite to eat. And remember, cash only. If in need, there's a BofA ATM conveniently located right across the street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LlzQJJbS_JxKVVBgnoncHg", "date": "2010-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "AVqEawcFeR-SRly5UP3fdw", "text": "when a dog rivals costco, that's when i even consider it a good hot dog!.... i'm serious\n\nI ordered the frankfurter \"all beef from the east.. maaaan\" for 3 bucks.. you get to eat a top dog without paying top dollar!\n\nthe dog tastes good and its on a toasted bun! yumm.. the man making the dogs knows his stuff, but it's kind of a turn off when he handles your money then uses his bare hands to touch the buns.. THATS A NO NO..\n\nthe other dogs are good too.. smoked apple was interesting\n\nthe place is really small.. only standing room enough for one group to finish their dogs as the next group files in\n\nthe condiments are self serve.. i made the mistake of putting the russian mustard.. IT WAS TOO HORSE RADISH POTENT FOR ME.. i nearly died every other bite!\n\nlove that its open late!.. would come back& recommend to others!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5BpJEC8YVi80ecWT5CtlfQ", "date": "2010-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "EBrI35P0wXFtp_zufMKy8A", "text": "Open late: check!\nFast moving line: check!\n$3 hot dogs: check!\nFrench roll buns: check!\n\nBratwurst is bomb. Sauerkraut at the condiment station. I'm in love. Except for the cash only biznass...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aRJH2Klt-Y4DVjVMLsbcOA", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 7, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "GD95Q7ksPIMqfaGQlwbPCQ", "text": "Ya know, I was expecting like some sort of specialized hot dog sort of place. Not exactly like a gourmet hot dog spot...but like a hot dog place offering cheese toppings, grilled onions, jalapenos, bacon wraps, etc. Something sinfully fatty. \n\nI can't exactly fault them for these expectations I conjured up, but I hope they would consider these suggestions?\n\nThe good thing about this place is that your hot dog is made to order, so there will be some waiting. The prices are pretty good, around $3 a pop. \n\nHot dogs:\nHot Links\nChicken Apple Sausage\nLemon Chicken\nFrankfurter\nLinguica\nVegan (sorry, but your hotdog is cooked in the same area where the meat ones are)\n\nI don't know what else they've got, but there weren't more than 12 varieties I believe. \n\nThey are open until 3am. They've got mustard, ketchup, sauerkraut, spicy mustard, relish, etc. All the cool articles, bumper (they sell some) stickers, cartoons, etc. are a reminder of how long this Berkeley fixture  has been around. \n\nThey also sell donuts and chips. Definitely a visit if you are out late, craving a hotdog, or need a Berkeley experience.\n\nONE IMPORTANT THING: CASH ONLY. The closest ATM is at the plaza across the street inside the Mexican restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NNN9qmqS-obqC1ozF-GNvQ", "date": "2009-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "K3-qwTspraUW-RnR5f6kLg", "text": "ok.... i usually don't go to this place sober.  i can't say how i get there un-sober either (i just don' t remember).  \n\nbut after top dog, i am back to the norm.  \n\n\"that hits the spot!!!\"\n\nyou'll always hear  this from me or someone with a similar experience...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "snfPI6c9Pzc-q-mNXxft1A", "date": "2009-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "_V613hOK8mMHuTq11Vt4-A", "text": "I really like a good snap to any hot dog or sausage when you bite into it, which is what you get with Top Dog!\n\nFriday 8/10/12\n6pm-ish\n\nLOCATION: Block away from Cal Berkeley. On Durant Ave btw Telegraph Ave & Bosworth St. Garage parking few blocks in vicinity or enjoy the \"trips around\" trying to find street parking.\n\nRESTAURANT: It's quite small with 3-4 stools at the counter, 2-doors for entrance/exit, & condiment station. Pick your choice of \"dog\", place your order, stand to the side or by the door, wait for your dog, put your condiments on, then step outside to let others in. Very common to just see ppl standing outside eating their Top Dog.\n\nEATS: Dogs cost $3 bucks & they have about a dozen to select from (Thanks Pamela S for menu shot http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g?select=nFfca2I2F0Az2JmGQmAipg#zTIWbTl8Z5QlTYHa7hLq-w) BF-J & I have YET to go wrong with anything from Top Dog over the years. Great eats & continued patrons right here!\n\n$3 Garlic Frank of satisfaction http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g?select=nFfca2I2F0Az2JmGQmAipg#bKxNRyjFENiPc5mysBIJyA", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E8z40nIghchINTwbBpPRiw", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "LIQlqwL8HB5ggbHyOIMy-A", "text": "It's a known fact that if you are ever in Berkeley, it's a must to stop by at Top Dog and try their hot dogs. Low prices, late-night hours and convenient location make Top Dog a popular destination for students and sausage devotees of all ages.  Sausages range from hot links with a serious kick to classic kielbasa to  vegetarian and even chicken-apple. The chefs cook all sausages to order on the grill, and even the buns are griddled to a golden crisp.  But beware it gets packed during late-nights especially on the weekends.  And the brotha running the joint has no patience for you if you don't know what you want to order.  One night I had a friend order a beef hot dog and the dude skipped her because she didn't know the name which was \"The Top Dog\"... Kinda funny actually! LOL! Aside from that, In my opinion, this is quite possibly the best hot dog joint in the bay area. Trust me just go there and try one. \n\nPros: Inexpensive, Open Late, Best hot dogs ever\n\nCons: Bad Parking, Small establishment", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M-0dXGasMpW81vSpe868Uw", "date": "2009-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "Vfdz2EYjB6__dN-s_E6NRg", "text": "Well, it was good, but not \"The Best Restaurant in SF Area\" good.  For several weeks in the summer of 2006, my main Yelp page (with downtown SF zip code) showed Top Dog 1 at the top of Best of Yelp for Restaurants category.  I guess Berkeley was close enough to my zip code to include Top Dog 1 in the ranking.  We Yelpers make fun of Citysearch's Best of List, but having Top Dog #1 over all the great restaurants in SF indicated that Best of Yelp is not perfect.\n\nTwo kinds of places to be cautious of when looking at strong Yelp ratings:\n(1) Places populated by drunk people.  The influence of alcohol may have contributed to why they had such a great experience at the establishment.\n(2) Nostalgic destinations.  Looking back at college days, when you are sick and tired of dorm food, but you have very little money, Top Dog might have tasted like a piece of heaven, and going back to Top Dog may bring back great memories.  However, for a non-Berkeley graduate like myself, it's just good hotdog.\n\nSo, while I didn't think Top Dog was the best restaurant in SF area, I did like their food.  Buns were not the usual plain soft buns, but deli sandwich kind, and they toast it on the hot surface.  They have a good selection of meat choices, including Hot Link (spicy, $2.75).  For drinks, they only have RC products; no Coke or Pepsi.  Place is very small with only 5 counter seats.  Plan on carrying out.               \n\nBeing a food crazed idiot I am, I actually crossed the Bay Bridge and made a trip to Berkeley for the purpose of trying Top Dog 1.  It sure wasn't worth the bridge Toll I had to pay, but I would definitely go back if I was in Berkeley for another purpose.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H7I6AKkYu-1jemA5cEVu4w", "date": "2006-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "a2twmYuiOiwEBbkLa-3bVw", "text": "I have never craved a long hard juicy piece of meat in my life like I had when I was trashed last week. \n\nI mean honestly.... being drunk totally gets me wanting that shit like mad.  I couldn't take my mind off of it?  My body was aching like crazy for it.   I only needed one to go wild and to fill the need.  I wanted one thing in my mouth and nothing else can measure up.\n\nMmm.....sooo gooood.  \n\nLemon Chicken Dog at Top Dog.  Nothing is better than that.  Talk about a delicious juicy and just plain perfect specimen of meat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ipleTHGh9KR8hO5U1yxzXw", "date": "2006-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "SK6sE_QiLcVNFX6MmnuwuQ", "text": "$2.75 for a late night snack??  Oh yes.  And they have fantastic condiments, like the uber-spicy (like wasabi-spicy) Russian Mustard and yummy yummy sauerkraut.  I had the Bockwurst...next time I make it out to Berkeley, I will try more...and most likely, my rating will go up to 5 stars!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e1FuiYSV1v29q2OTR9ojBA", "date": "2007-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "EqRk3mZ-oCq51l_8rAjzjw", "text": "Inna brought lunch back to the office a few days ago, and I had the all beef New York Style frankfurter with cheese.  By the time I had my dog it was pretty cold, but it was still really good.  Can't wait to try it hot, and something spicy!  Yum.  I heart Inna.   =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "grzEglN1kcoXPzv0KDOpMQ", "date": "2008-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "8f_n1jOdLW7ki7FVCuo4DQ", "text": "4 stars if your sober, 5 million stars if you're not.  I've read a few of the other reviews, and rather than re-hash the thousand drunken moments, the beggers outside, the amazing memory of homey inside, or the stumbly bumbly times outside, I thought I'd just write a poem.\n\nOh toppy toppy toppy dog\nyou taste so good you clear the fog\ndevine invasion for the drunk\nyou lifted me out of my funk\n\nand though I drank enough to yack\nyou cradled me and rubbed my back\nand brought me back from the abyss\nI went out back and took a piss.\n\n*sigh* i miss you top dog.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6ATfXxQLQuRAQ30-nLI6Yg", "date": "2009-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "LS37rsqEy6qslJVzVhQMKw", "text": "Them dogs were good.  Small little joint run efficiently making sure you get your dogs hot.  I went with a bunch of ladies (and AJ) and it was almost more fun watching them chow down.  Every once in a while, everybody loves a good hot dog.  And when I say everybody, I mean all you meat eaters.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GVUnShMpw45LIDmNl6KzkQ", "date": "2007-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 7, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "BjSsIoiuuE-1tqIPVAyItQ", "text": "Top Dog has been a Berkeley Icon for decades! The only thing that has changed is the prices have gone up over that time. Everything is still the same.\n\nGreat weiners. I used to love the original Top Dog, Then I branched out into the Kielbasa, Brockwurst, and finally the Louisianna Hot link! Yum!\nMustard, relish, and kraut! I think these still have the same condiment dispensers from long ago. Same articles and stickers on the wall, like \"Malarky\". Irreverance to read while you stuff your face with a tasty, hot dog!\n\nA \"Top\" now costs $3. Soda a buck. \n\nI used to stop here at night before I walked to Moffit Library to study for an exam late into the night, the only time I would have studied. Then I would go home, sleep, and wake up just before the test, and went strait to the test. No interaction anywhere before, because I would forget what I crammed the night before with each conscious interaction of my brain, draining my memory banks from what I filled them with the night before.\n\nI was a terrible student with bad study habits, but I tested pretty well. \n\nWas it my strategy library and no pre-test distractions, or was it the Top Dogs?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UVxY0iyPaqY7s4BSFtt-xA", "date": "2008-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 9, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "b5hhOA-oXgnq6RAhqSUaVQ", "text": "Recipe:\n \nToast 1 hot dog bun.\n \nAdd 1 Hot Link sausage or hot dog?  Call it what you will... it was juicy and spicy.\n \nSquirt a straight line of Russian Mustard (good stuff) over the hot dog.\n \nPile on a mountain of delicious hot sauerkraut - my favorite.\n \nGlare at the Ketchup, and say, \"Ketchup is bad, ketchup is BAD.\"\n \n \nAdmire.\nSniff.\nDevour.\n \nTake what's left of Rob's and eat that, too.\n \nYummy to my tummy.\n \nI can see now why this place is so well-known.  It's a good hot dog, for sure.  \nNext time, I will try the other varieties.\n\nService was friendly.\nFood is cheap.\nWhat more do you want?\n\n\nNOTE:  Cash only - there is an ATM at the end of the street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_pIG1_s6Bzymn1zeyLjBHQ", "date": "2009-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 10, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "cnhR8sGMUZXdQvHd5fDFjA", "text": "Second stop of an indulgent day away from the usual grind, much to Cal Alum Sarah E's reminiscent excitement.\n\nAhead of me, the petite and slender Kay T. orders a classic Top Dog Frankfurter (kosher, all beef). Next, the slim and svelte Heather E. rings up a Lemon Chicken (chicken, fresh lemon, garlic).  Then 5'5\", 210lb orc-ish me...\n \n\"Can I have the Veggie, please.\"\nHe pauses, double takes, and asks...\n\"You know there's no meat in that, right , big guy?\"\n\"Yes, sir\", I laugh.\n\nFor the next few minutes, the griddle sizzled and popped with the occasional clatter of tongs turning and pressing buns and sausages to crisp perfection. The little closet of a shoppe wafted with savory aromatics, as we waited, all the while being entertained by ranty witty soliloquys of socio-political aspersions.\n\nA minute after that, I stood outside, diving into one of the tastiest kraut, onion, and mustard slathered veggie-dogs I've ever had.  Head spinning from beer and rapid-fire discourse.\n\nOne of the best ways I can think of to spend $3.\n_____________________________________________________\nAh, Berkeley... I kind of have a crush on everything about you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_SVfoi3YUFNHswsfZUO9mg", "date": "2009-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 10, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "q2ZOU5-Q11pQnTsextyLMQ", "text": "I don't know about some of these clowns in here with their reviews.  This old Berkeley standby still serves up the juiciest, most flavorful hot dogs anywhere.  Trust me, I've tried Nathan's in NY, Pink's in LA and almost everywhere in between.  You can't top Top Dog!  \n\nI believe the dogs are still no more than $3.  What a deal on a real hot dog!  And they grill them here like they're suppose to, not steamed or boiled.  \n\nTry the Frankfurters and the Kielbasas with some sauerkraut, onions and mustard.  I don't know about all the other foo foo stuff they serve up now.  I don't remember so many options being offered when I lived up north.  \n\nA most appropriate title...Top Dog is still the king of dogs!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lPNsKsD-HvdgkzfGq-Gjig", "date": "2008-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qHmamQPCAKkia9X0uryA8g", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 7, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "r8IAHgXDwdEwug9WqtC8PQ", "text": "In all my years of visiting Berkeley, I never stopped into Top Dog.  It was only after finding out that La Val's had closed, and I was left to eat a depressing slice of pizza at Fat Slice, that I decided I needed something else to cheer me up.  I stopped off at Top Dog for a Brat.  It hit the spot...really well.  You really can't mess up a dog...but quality ingredients do count alot.  I almost wanted to order another.  But, I had my fill for the afternoon.  I'll save the double-order for the next time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p05BaSFza5U8MRUXAciB2Q", "date": "2007-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qjJDyQSoU4QgtSIyRkAZ6Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dkMPLaildqRLN2Q609S8-g", "text": "The veg wrap is cheap and filling. The service is super quick. Nice place to go to if you need something healthy and inexpensive in a hurry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z5dul77Ux4U5F5SPf4L6WA", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qjJDyQSoU4QgtSIyRkAZ6Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F6HgeurRSMmYr0ZXTvqV4w", "text": "That crappy owner isn't usually there. The people there are friendly.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RzfYW15KepJZqPjlnazlNg", "date": "2012-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qjJDyQSoU4QgtSIyRkAZ6Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lbQvyEQ9NvZbgxvV9535Rw", "text": "A good replacement for the inexpensive/fast Northside sandwich shop.\n\nI'm not sure what the deal is with this place. They are somewhat affiliated with Hummingbird and Hummingbird Express. My theory is that Hummingbird is where you go if you want a custom sandwich (or one of their Middle Eastern plates/shakes), Hummingbird Express is for not customized sandwiches, and Zach's Snacks....is....ummm.....not customized sandwiches + snack items? Or maybe just if you're too lazy to cross the street to Hummingbird?\n\nI'm also not sure about the name.....they sometimes flyer Northside, and on those flyers, the store is called \"Zak's Snacks\". But the name on the store is \"Zach's Snacks\". That's how I spell my name, so let's go with that.\n\nFood: Generic sandwich. I had the tuna. Large quantity of tuna - good! Not much mixed in, so that's ok because I'm pretty picky, although I would have been OK with some diced pickles. The bread was kinda tough. It did include a tomato slice and slice of pickle also.\n\nPrice: $4.99 for a sandwich, chips, and drink. Pretty ridiculous deal. Especially since a burger meal is like $6.50-$7 everywhere on Northside.\n\nService: Very friendly! When I was there, it was the girl who often flyers Northside. Glad she didn't have to do that today in the rain. No complaints, very fast.\n\nOverall, I'm adding Zach's Snacks to my list of places to get sandwiches. I really miss Seven Palms for their cheap + customizable sandwich, but Zach's Snacks is a reasonable (and cheaper!) substitute.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qHYmoDMtNVIfMMimq2Q4nQ", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "qjJDyQSoU4QgtSIyRkAZ6Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vrenoVQwIDJ8hyPJb7kWQQ", "text": "Sorry guys, you had potential to have your own niche. But the food is boring and there is nothing unique. And hummingbird cafe across the street is a lot better. I got the tuna sandwich and the bread is so hard and meat w/e. And macaroni salad was gross.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "42YQyF4yUllbhgEYWWqCRQ", "text": "General: I come to the I-House Caf\u00e9 often, as I live right next door to it (just about as convenient as it gets)! You walk up and order at the cashiers, pay, and then wait for your number to be called (which can be found on your receipt). Indoor and outdoor seating is nice, especially since they redecorated this year! This is a prime location for study groups and meetings.\n\nFood: The food is pretty delicious. I love the Farmer's Market Salad; I add the strip steak to it! You can't go wrong with any of the build-your-own sandwiches. The gourmet sandwiches are good, but the ones I've tried aren't quite as filling. I love the late night flat bread pizzas, although fair warning -- they usually have run out of many of the ingredients by the time I get there, and my options are limited.\n\nBeverages: Most of the time, the staff keeps water sitting out in a big container with mint or fruit slices in it, which is so good that you don't even need a soda. The coffees are great, but a little pricey!\n\nService: This is the one downside -- don't expect quick service, and don't expect your food to come quickly. They have two registers up front with one to two people working the front at a time, and they get pretty caught up taking orders, making coffees, and calling out the orders. It won't take years, but it could take a solid 20 minutes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qyiiyWep6hpPVcMzpPpFuQ", "date": "2012-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4T1f7ZbjLQQvqe0oOcuk6w", "text": "Great location, nice interior. The staff isn't bad either. The food is pretty good (I wish they served breakfast all day). They stopped closing at midnight, which sucks. They could also use way more outlets. But a good spot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q272biilcF-ey742XUcWag", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4zaP5Q7SxI4UmjjCuxa_bQ", "text": "Good = Not having to get something in order to study. Well, at least getting away with it because the workers didn't seem to care. \n\nBad = Random people coming in and doing random things like staring at other people. Like literally, just staring. \n\nGood = Having a plug close by.. sort of. Not as many as I would like. but adequate enough. \n\nBad = Parking is bad unless you go on a holiday like i did. I can only imagine a regular school day, fo-get-aboutit!\n\nGood = Cool flat panels that flash front page news articles from around the world.\n\nBad = Quite small with small selection of goods. \n\nGood = Cool old building with a cool history and reason for existing. Read about it. http://ihouse.berkeley.edu/i/history.html\n\nBad = Young folks all around making me feel old. \n\nGood = Hours are great... if you can get the parking. \n\nOverall: Good but not great. Haven't had their food/drinks/service. Good environment overall and good hours. Only 3 stars because i have to go back to get the aforementioned items in order to have a complete review. Otherwise it'd be premature and unfair, right?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OlErgKmoXS88V7ZTMNA0xw", "date": "2009-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6izmIesSNbDDwDfRQcrvDw", "text": "I used to love this place, but after reading a couple of bad reviews I was a little nervous. I had a latte in the morning, and I was actually suprised at how good it was.  I decided to go back for lunch and try some of their food.  I tried their lamb shwarma and it was amazing.  I'm really excited to have a place on campus that I can go to study and get good food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MX_XEOD89k-3w1LrPvfqtA", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7ujqixBh5VwnrwUzwo9VKQ", "text": "This place is a perfect place to stop by on the way to class and pick up fruit or coffee or a delicious chocolate croissant. \n\nThey have self serve water on the side and the staff is really chill. \n\nAlso a great place to hang out and study.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Io39_XRF6vZuOwOpcXjfBg", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aApxv-UbRkM1J1Sg54luzw", "text": "Food here is ok. Not much flavor. The best thing on the menu is the nachos, lasagna, and breakfast burrito. I really only go to I house for their coffees which are good. It also is a really popular place to study. And their staff are nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C1tmEUkanVbSDCtqn1yVHg", "text": "The I House Cafe is well worth the hike up the hill to get there.  With coffee, snacks and wifi, what better place is there to study?  As an added bonus, the chicken pesto is delicious and they serve wine and beer for the much needed occasional study break.  And who can resist that foreign charm?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PwJc5yDBmoNM9UQYPiAOcA", "date": "2008-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C5npiqUa7jbWGLjo-MkkGw", "text": "Alas, the I House of my youth has changed.  While the views and charm of the interior remain, the food and management seem to have undergone a decidedly downward change.  The I House of yore did not take over 30 minutes to make a simple sandwich, did not callously disregard increasingly angry customers, did not serve a salad with overly oily, soggy lettuce.  Ah, nostalgia, you are a fickle friend...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Djrggf06rd1XZeK1U_UKFg", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cd4tKBnny6oOuKUWU4ldNw", "text": "So I guess I-House Cafe changed its management! Food is a bit overpriced, but actually pretty good. Granted, I've only tried the sandwiches, but I've seen other people's orders of the pizza and quesadillas and other yummy things. I've heard the quesadillas are a must-have. \n\nThe coffee is good too! \n\nOnly thing is, their closing times are extremely arbitrary.. it seems to depend on what time the employees that day feel like closing. Sometimes it's 11pm, sometimes 11:45pm, sometimes 12am. Not a huge deal, but can be slightly inconvenient. \n\nPro tip: If you come here when they're almost closing, sometimes they give you your order of coffee or pastry for free.. hehe :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jdGKRKVYotSgMf9xZOlqKQ", "date": "2012-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Czerb3dSuxaFRFhTJbG7KQ", "text": "Really convenient place to do some light studying/ people watching. I-House Cafe gives off such a cool vibe - probably because of all the international students in the area. People are easy to talk to, and I think old(er) men play intense games of chess in the back in the evenings. All of these things make I-House a special spot on the UC Berkeley campus. \n\nFoodwise: \nTheir sandwiches are honestly pretty standard. Make sure to get it on focaccia bread though (nice and herby with a great crunchy/chewy texture)! I usually get the roast beef with sprouts, tomatoes, onions, lettuce, mayo, mustard. Again, standard.\n\nService: \nUsually fine, but when I went earlier this week the cashier was being an impatient jerk. I ordered a roast beef sandwich right after my friend and he decided to put in the order right away - assuming I wanted the same condiments as my friend. Eeehhhh so I ended up a very boring tomato-less, sprout-less, bland roast beef sandwich on whole wheat bread that tasted like \n\nI wanted to ask them to remake the sandwich for me... but didnt want to be a total biatch and nibbled on the plain sandwich unworthy of my 7 bucks. =( and for that, minus one star! \n\n(The actual i-house is AWESOME though!! I stayed there summer '08 and had a blast. met tons of cool people I still keep in touch with)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "azCYdv0DvS5f-NZsWdC5pQ", "date": "2011-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j-aUzZW7zPidx3Ld9TushQ", "text": "This place is OVER PRICED for gross food. \nI would only go back if I was on the run and needed a bagel or something. \nI had the cesar salad from here and my dressing literally looked and tasted like flavored mayo. \n\nThey have a \"vietnamese\" sandwich that looked like Roger Rabbit assembled (spinach with sliced carrots in my banh mi??? YUCK!)\n\nGo to the Boalt Law cafe, better food at the least!!!!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6Hc2cW6W9THRVEh732pOSA", "date": "2011-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jxVil2_z3NEB76k5YGIzOQ", "text": "I really like it here, not because it is that fantastic (it would be closed by now if it was anywhere else) but because it is convenient, quiet, eatable food at an affordable price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KgGNUaAq8ZfD1PVuRxEwOw", "date": "2008-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_K_9w-VOnokZo9bphTsH6g", "text": "S.e.M. and I, curious to compare this spot to la Strada, the coffee house we more habitually frequent down the hill and down the block, \n\nGetting there: if you're on foot or on a bike coming from the west, it's a shlep, as the International House is perched at the uppermost part of campus. [For those of us seeking a modest aerobic challenge this may be a good thing.]\n\nThe tea, of the bag variety, is unremarkable, but it does have  a variety of selections. By Berkeley standards barista speed was excruciatingly slow.\n\nThe outdoor seating pace is ample, with separate northern and southern patios, although there's a feng shui issue that could likely be worked out with more tables. \n\nS.e.M. liked the indoors, with lots of wood and odd iron light fixtures from the Olde West. I thought it seemed like something from a cheap Zorro movie.\n\nPoints for a couple of vertical plasma screens above the coffee accessories bar displaying the front pages of newspapers from across the globe. \n\nWe might well go back, even venturing to try the food, if only to verify the horror stories recounted by the other reviewers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jphNMoACUt4HE1CWmh-abQ", "date": "2007-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l0T_nCiLc2eHyN8WQ_zFqw", "text": "Pastrami sandwiches should be bursting with pastrami! One thin slice of pastrami?? ridiculous. Luckily it was a delicious slice, though sad in portion, so 3-stars. The focaccia was decent as well.\n\nMocha Bianca. I was sipping away when suddenly I realized my stomach was hurting. When I found it was because my coffee was too sweet, I went back to fix it. The barista was friendly and added more milk, but the sweetness was too overbearing. I ended up throwing it away after a couple more sips.\n\nNice setting to study, ok food, but Caffe Strada a block down is a better alternative.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryFL5AT_BtZMQSdzse-GjA", "date": "2011-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LAn0MfGXQfyOHbMoBWdidQ", "text": "I drink coffee and study here. The coffee is pretty decent, and the food is allright, I've had their bagels with egg, and Turkey Sandwich. Pretty standard, but the plus is if you are actually able to score a place to study.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6jKi4dCDFDGJyg04GCRXZA", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lpL899x6n_wtiG6bCa4yRg", "text": "Bumping them up one star because I visited today and saw they had updated food options. Ordered a chicken sandwich and it was as delicious as it sounded! Only thing is that it's expensive for how much you get. I paid $8 for a fairly small sandwich and a \"side salad\" that was actually just about two large spoonfuls of barely flavored pasta salad.\n\nOrdered a white mocha again and wished I hadn't because it was still powdery. Come on, at least mix it a bit with espresso so that it all dissolves and so I don't have all that powder collected at the edges of the bottom of the cup + floating around on top. Even constantly mixing between sips didn't dissolve most of it. The way they put it together is strange. Most places do syrup-espresso-milk but this place does powder-milk-espresso...which is prob why their powder is not mixing well -___- makes me question if the powder is actually white chocolate or just some powdered creamer. At the very least, glad their espresso machine isn't completely automated like some other places\n\nNoticed their interior was renovated with new chairs and seats, but it's quite dark! So I'd stick to studying by the windows (only one outlet by the door in that area, unfortunately)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WVQd3Knmsc3jKqUcBw6vDw", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lqUlPaIdL7_7ix9DsEdpxg", "text": "This is a pretty convenient place to grab a quick bite and some caffeine during the day. However, the food tends to be pricey and I wouldn't recommend the coffee here. I usually get some kind of Tazo tea and the spicy chicken sandwich or the pesto chicken pasta. The chocolate croissants aren't bad either.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LUwu00Q4ZeD5vKgdttrEvg", "text": "Coffee isn't the best (as you can see from the other reviews), but this is a great place to go when it's too wet and cold outside.  Beware of the school schedule, you might not find a seat!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mZokz37TaR5jFgMrx4WyFw", "date": "2006-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MdETwrY6BXQxCZVVvFYU9g", "text": "International setting with an americanized menu which is deliciously satisfying..although my phone cannot find the free wi-fi, but its cool", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oG6omJWRckGI1riM9g5K9A", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "__n9sd6ETuyQR9Uk7ygGEA", "text": "Food: I ordered a typical breakfast meal, spinach omelet, toast, bread and soup. The food was very bleh for my taste. It wasn't very good but it wasn't very bad. It's just your typical breakfast that you could probably make at home. Nothing really special about it, but then again, it is a dining hall. How special can it get?\n\nI really thought I was just going to go in for a quick bite and get out but they take quite a while to prepare you food! I originally got it \"for here\" but because they took so long I had to get \"to go\". So if you are on a time crunch, this is NOT the place to go!\n\nPrice: It was decently priced. A little bit of a rip off for what you get, but I guess they have to factor in the price of paying someone to cook it for you. \n\nService: Wasn't any, you bus yourself, like any other dining hall. \n\nAmbiance: kinda dark and old, musty looking. I thought it would be more quiet but it's actually kinda loud in there. It's the neutral, background type hum always going on in the background (I guess from making food or something?). So it's still a nice place to go and study but not if you want it really quiet.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nfZgOvvhw1IyNJ1dBZX7Jg", "text": "I've only had a couple things on their menu, but have been satisfied so far.  For less than $6 you can get a large mixed-greens salad with 2 scoops of tuna and a wedge of foccacia.  This is what I usually get, when I feel the need to eat salad.  I prefer this place to Cafe Zeb (in the law school) - it's cheaper and you get your food faster.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fs1Df7U9KBTMzRKl8hN0HQ", "date": "2007-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NLbeHjHDRpTFgyGKtzc2Dw", "text": "Asked for the chicken sandwich with no bacon. In the past has come with a generous side salad, this time a tiny spoonful of rice was given, but I decided not to question the person working at the cash register and just take my food. Got home and bit into my sandwich to find EXTRA bacon. I clearly stated no bacon two times. This is the first time I've had pork in two years. And my frio was awful.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Wu1DLI1WoAkWAzMFfFSpIg", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ORkY2NRCRhu0XdZTguQ4NA", "text": "i like the ambiance here, but i never seem to get what i order. case in point: chef salad, hold the ham. it came with turkey (lunch meat), whole black olives, gigantic red peppers, 5 cucumber slices, 1 hard boiled egg, shredded cheddar cheese and red onion. basically, they concocted their own salad. but for 6 bucks and change, they throw in a piece of focaccia and lint on the egg. sit outside because the view is nice and you (hopefully) wont get sticky-gross tables.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "poNSW-aGFKVGowKFb3Ii4Q", "text": "This place deserves 4 stars for their amazing hummus and mezze plate alone. \n\nBut wait there's more:\n-Awesome view\n-Cool flatscreen with the day's international headlines from newspapers around the world\n-Myriad of accents and languages being spoken around you\n-Delicious iced chai teas\n\nAnother Berkeley favorite of mine :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6wXJ1iHBk38FS_Vqu2qzQg", "date": "2008-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pSkMmEMojN-acBRMhinQqg", "text": "yes yes...coffee and food suck.\n\nthe only reason why i'm giving it 3 stars is because i live upstairs and sometimes i want a beer....or a pitcher. sometimes i want to study. this is a great place to do both. simultaneously.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fUMIj38XpNuDPN4-PFlTlg", "date": "2007-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QJiDWb-MzS_iyczxL48LPw", "text": "Coffee and food are awful.  t one saving grace is its location.  Nice place to study since it has outlet and wifi for Cal studets.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "p8jDOVVkvcblgMs13IMXmw", "date": "2009-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T9_1k13Noiwy507vWRcOZw", "text": "This is probably one of the more convenient coffee spots for people living on Frat row. They just got new ownership so the place is looking a lot better. However, the line for the food and the wait for your drink gets a little excessive. Not to mention the fact that their stuff is pretty darn overpriced. \nPro: they take credit card! (Getting rarer and rarer in Berkeley).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rz_TqU1qK1iDAk03TH7z2Q", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TaDNPnSzbH5MlROUHP_TtQ", "text": "I work on campus toward the top of the hill, and for lunch I usually head to north side or telegraph.  And whenever I get really tired of those options, I think and think and remember that I love the sandwiches at the I-House cafe.  I always end up choosing between the portabello sandwich and the eggplant sandwich, both of which are hearty, tasty sandwiches served with a nice salad.  The last time I went, I made the mistake of ordering the mozzarella sandwich, which was just mozzarella, tomato, and mustard on a white roll.  Not good at all.  But I'll still go back for the portabello or eggplant.  They also toast up a pretty decent bagel with cream cheese, tomato, and cucumber for those mornings when I need something more than my usual instant oatmeal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2007-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "teYFbWauYMSBuBKhe16W6Q", "text": "In antediluvian times (that's long ago) they didn't have food in the cafe, only soft drinks and coffee. In those days - remember, it was after Adam and Eve, just before the big rainfall - Starbucks & Co hadn't invented all those frivolous mixtures of caffeine, chocolate, soy, skimmed milk, chai, syrup, and other ingredients that make out of a 35 cents cuppa a drink that costs now approximately as much as a full tank of gas cost then. Espresso machines were fairly new then, and the coffee was good and bitter, at least in my memory. The rest of my lunch money was spent on carrot cake, a perfect balancing act to the coffee. What was best then, is still the best today at the I-House Cafe: the atmosphere to read, study, discuss, hang out, philosophize about the world, professors, and the relatively bad food at the cafe. I still go there once or twice a year. Every student should. There are better places for drinks and food on or near campus. But the I-House cafe is a destination like Cody's Books. No, wait, that has gone out of business.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "28H7wdk4Hx3lvhmA84SVHw", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Us9VxKoUBD9Rq24MZZ5T3w", "text": "Can't stress how much I love this place. Mood-lighting is great, very warm. Late hours. Cool, friendly, international people. And I recommend the mocha glacier drink if you miss Starbucks-style frappuccinos. Yum!\n\nOnly 3 strikes against this place: 1) long walk up a steep hill, 2) sometimes seating is hard to find, and 3) romantic lighting is dim lighting, which is not very conducive to studying. \n\nNevertheless, iHouse cafe is probably my favorite cafe in the area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HkYIeuTYXTHS0VuwZhx56Q", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VH37cVSUG5ihGBLmVJEvMw", "text": "I ordered a caramel frio. um... this is my first time, so I thought it was supposed to be some sort of a blended drink, but they gave me a latte-ish looking drink. okay fine. I'm not sure if it's supposed to have THAT much milk, but the lady basically filled up the cup mostly milk... and i paid 4.08 for that. I mean... I think it's kind of pricy. the \"frio\" was okay, but I could go somewhere else. \n\nfor studying, it's nice. but i feel like it's packed most of the time. \n\nmaybe they should have a couple more workers...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "e4bgwoUEpGd5sdTT2q1kfA", "date": "2012-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vOmUj6UYWdhQEKQ0dkGGGA", "text": "Wow, I think I just found my new escape from the library! \n\nFind a seat next to the window and just sit and relax. Window seats offer a great view of the bay. Cafe is rather relaxing and not so crowded (maybe bc it's spring break) \n\nHere are the pros!!\n**Good location \n**Free wifi (Airbears)\n**7am-12am daily!\n**No foul smell or homeless people (not to mention there a few good looking europeans once in a while =D)\n\nCons: \n**Pricey food/drinks + small portions (food is not so good)\n**Slightly dim inside\n**Not so much outlets \n\nRecommend that you come here and study sometimes if Stacks gets too depressing :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vQ0ihvqI0Xpz8TxBIKK_qg", "text": "I have to say the only thing that the I-House Cafe has going for it is how close it is to me, the fact that they have beer, and the atmosphere that I find awesome for studying, dicking around with friends, or just playing some bridge with some crazy grad students. \n\nThe food is quite bland and a bit overpriced for my tastes. It is pretty filling but I wouldn't go out of my way for it. There aren't that many seats in the place because a lot of people come and don't really buy anything. A lot of people don't even seem like they're I-House residents. I come here to study or play bridge but at least I buy something! A lot of people also leads to really bad acoustics. There have been many times where I can't even hear what the person across from me is saying unless I try awfully hard because it does get packed and a lot of people talking just doesn't work. \n\nThe I-House Cafe still rocks though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wCbs9gWklKdYHC6bErF-5A", "text": "I work at I-House and will pop into the cafe for a cup of coffee or an occasional bagel/breakfast burrito. The coffee is okay, I enjoy their bagels (the cream cheese for some reason is my favorite thing, I will eat all of it!), and a breakfast burrito is very filling. I've had a sandwich here once, it was okay, the bread seemed a bit stale. Some of the pasta salads are good if you need a quick snack to go. The service can be slow, especially if there is a line. \n\nI think the best reason to come to the cafe is for the atmosphere - there always seems to be tons of students huddled over their laptops studying intensely. It also seems to be a good place for study groups. And it's true you can study here without making a purchase - the cafe staff is pretty relaxed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AHVeRWWzBQBkFjdMpYEchA", "date": "2009-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WLkd0hd6d_UpSlX7NdL5xA", "text": "Nothing works, not the outlets, not the tables, not the internet. Never going back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "arLTrvPU5uGvCfsjym82Rw", "date": "2010-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WVct8hEKi8VAwRHai92Vwg", "text": "It's a beautiful, stimulating study spot where you don't have to buy anything if you don't want to. It's warm, it's cozy, you get a great view of the bay through the large windows, and you can get strawberry-or-lemon-flavored water for free! The one time I bought hot chocolate, I got it within a minute of ordering it, and it was delicious. Same with the chocolate chip cookies here. I love taking a walk here just to grab a seat and do my homework.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yF9wgKbk_3gk6hTVNq9iiQ", "date": "2012-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XxPTiWtBWtBtO5gK2wz1dA", "text": "why o why are the cookies so bad?\n\n\nbut love the patio and the hours....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6luPKWgdtLehNwFVzPMLTA", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zimZcqfYojPUCUsY6rniTg", "text": "I don't understand the hype regarding this place, the food here is just ok...nothing special.  Basically its a bunch of students sprawled out on multiple tables with their laptops.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KxrKVxdXGkfMJ9XwJZzoLQ", "date": "2010-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "npmD5JP5IfC_bXdNjm866g", "text": "Yeah, I agree with the last post, 2 stars for the coffee, six stars for the hotties.  As far as Berkeley goes, of course.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A5sEtzjzUWBVcr3w_pY2Mw", "date": "2006-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BAPhKyuAvf9cMgIQsNTlFw", "text": "When I lived upstairs in the International House and missed a meal at the cafeteria, I twice made the mistake of eating here rather than going out.  Both meals I had tasted as if they were leftovers that had been sitting in the freezer and simply thrown into the oven or microwave when I ordered.\nAlso, they have Italian sodas and coffee and such, but I never bothered getting any.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dr-13jCsy9EC52jwLhk2cA", "text": "A lot has already been said about the International House Cafe. It is a great place to study, but there's not many outlets. The food is kinda pricey and has a limited selection. You have to really know what is good. Living a block away for a whole year. I have gone through the entire menu more or less. Here is my recommendations:\n\n- Breakfast Burrito\n- Pesto Chicken Pasta\n- Arugula Priscutto Pasta\n- Spicy Chicken Sandwich", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HwQicVluvbUBxSmTPmIpRg", "text": "I am a former resident of the house, and when I lived there, I went to the cafe a lot, for the atmosphere mostly. There are language groups that meet frequently during the school year for conversation hours, as well as weekly chess games. My friends and I spent many hours studying at this spot. I remember being pleased with the morning bagel or croissant sandwiches, and the occasional latte. \nIt's an amazing view of the bay on a good day, too.\n\nAnd, yes, my favorite coffee in Berkeley is a block away (at La Strada,) so only in a hurry did I buy it here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sBRbxGrtJqRhYxzIg6ofzw", "date": "2007-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KPfncIVFA5jFomzIRomjtg", "text": "I ma bias because I worked at this joint in the 70s and I will always remember the regulars.TRhis place has a crowd problem and now a problem with freeloaders.This place is still a business that must make money to exist.The internet is good and bad for the cafe.I feel thatsome of the campers\"like me\" who use the internet and milk a latte for hours,at least you bought a latte,some folks are only a small coffee cheap and then stay on the internet.I will buy some food also along with a couple drinks.I feeel that it is money well spent.The food can vary from employee to employee but that is human nature.Some of the breakfast items are rather bland.Lunch is better.The sandwiches are good.Prices sure have gone up,but that is the way it is everywhere.I still will always like to people watch here.The people are from all over the world just like the name of the cafe.Never boring.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dQ4s5myx-PZD7Rkd8tILGA", "date": "2010-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PmwV0mb4UXQUpcw19IgoMQ", "text": "Met up with a buddy here yesterday to get some practice games in before the National Scrabble Championships beginning next weekend.\n\nI only had a large chai tea. Sweetened, which I like, but a bit on the sugary side (works for me, maybe not for everybody). Next time I come here, I'll try some food - prices seemed fair.\n\nThe inside is pretty dark, and the front room can get pretty sunny (and hot!), so if you're hanging out in the afternoon, you may find yourself moving inside.\n\nBut yeah, a fun option all in all - I'll return!\n\nAs an aside, it's also a nice change from having to drive through downtown Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-Mn7rmabxBEB9nVIw44yZg", "date": "2012-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vzCd6yoE33pLR49XlbUVVA", "text": "The I-House Cafe is one of my favorites near campus since it is usually not too crowded, has beers on tap in addition to coffee and tea, and serves tasty food including healthy options for cheap.  On my most recent visit, I got a large beet salad with generous amounts of red and golden beets, portobello mushrooms and cheese for $6.  It was very fresh and satisfying.\n\nThere is also outdoor seating with great views and a dog-friendly patio.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aHkN15XSGeDqkM85voZG3Q", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wz-eDSqQ7eaJfXQUfspJ9A", "text": "The ambiance in I House Cafe definitely makes it a great go to place when you want to meet up with friends, or just study on your own.  But I'm not here to rate the environment or the service - they're both somewhere in between decent and good in my book.  But the food that they sell here is a little off.  I tried the various different pastas that they offer, and...  well, I'm not going to try to get fancy describing these: they're not good.  The bread on the side is good sometimes.  Really hit or miss - get it while it's fresh, it's great; get it while it's a few hours old, yea... big Meh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "c2yeIEVLgnq3PbZ3IY_CFw", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "QhaM0_kzkvcBofg9GQbpkQ", "text": "Okay, the coffee is kinda crap which is why one should always get iced. Then it's supposed to be a little watery. \r\nHere is why you go. There is this huge building with a lot of international students. Seriously, who can resist the cute accents and men with good shoes. Also it is across the street from the law school. \r\nIf you want to meat (I mean meet) some friendly international sophisticated types you should definitely spend a little time here. Sometimes, a sexy type A law student finds their way in here as well. I never leave without at least one suggestive smile.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "KdOESSk-8oc9r9fovN6BqA", "text": "The electronic newspapers are pretty cool. You don't really see many of those around too much. They are a great thing to read if you are waiting on your food or beverage. This is a great place to study as there is free internet and decently behaved people around you. They never have any shady people there because of some reason.\n\nI get the Nachos here quite a bit. I wouldn't recommend them though. If you are feeling like munching down on some good nachos, La Burrita would be a better bet. Sometime I'm just too lazy to walk down the hill so I go for these.\n\nThe best food item here is without a doubt the Arugula Priscutto Pasta. Get that little buy and you'll be set. Foreign students are always super nice and willing to meet new people. They are more often then not good looking as well ;-D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wYFUW0WNGpKr5m7uyzZnww", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "UlqV2iVS1mwmuWP6hrI3_Q", "text": "The International House Cafe is the best cafe in Berkeley to engage in that practice known as \"eye-f*cking.\"  (Please see review of Free Speech Movement Cafe, Berkeley CA, for the definition.)\n\nIt is the cafe with the highest number of attractive people, most of whom you will see only once and never see again.  The typical clientele consists of a whole bunch of international students, fraternity and sorority types, the occasional co-op denizen, and the permanent homeless person.\n\nThe drinks are average, the food is decent.  The mezze plate and the hot chicken sandwich are pretty good, as are the fruit salad and nachos.  Most of the tables require jimmying with napkins to stop the wobbling, in addition to a quick wipe-down to remove the traces of biscotti that seem endemic to this particular cafe.\n\nGood luck finding a table at night!  Be sure to arrive early, or hope that one of your friends has a table to him or herself in the corner.  Be sure to strip down to all but a t-shirt as it gets unbearably hot.  There are usually a few good hours--usually around dinnertime to about 8 pm--in which to get anything productive done, as later than that the stereo turns to crazy beat-heavy dance and world music and international kids come down to drink glasses of Salmon Bay chardonnay, and down pitchers of Heineken.  I usually studied through the resultant noise, trying to read up for poli sci but ending up eye-f*cking that one girl from the sorority down the street.  \n\nI miss college.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G3bUPrjE__b-jKpYASYFxg", "date": "2007-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-e8GS6ImoHX8lr_G5mL-rw", "text": "I've totally forgotten about this place. Back in the day, there weren't too many places that were open past 10pm so this was a reliable hangout after those hours. Good international people watching to boot", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P5bUL3Engv-2z6kKohB6qQ", "date": "2010-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hU5doYC7tFudpddgibGoiw", "text": "Better than most student cafes in the area.  Its up a hill, so only fit foreign people go there.  Great place to people watch - you'll see and hear a lot of different types.  One of the few places fit for coffee and studying but also where you can grab a beer or two with pals.\n\nCoffee's alright... most of the food is overpriced, but tastes pretty fresh (I'm talking about the cafe, not the cafeteria - GROSS.)\n\nThere's big windows to look down Bancroft and - unlike Cafe Milano - more than four outlets!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RLKY7TB0ZRNZPWZAUkISXA", "date": "2008-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O8C2BuctdIGtChzqi-UxHQ", "text": "I stopped in before a concert at the Greek Theatre and grabbed a cappuccino.  Good quality milk and espresso beans, hot, and excellent in flavor.  Service seemed good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q5-6Y521ZkrLNfWUoPzUuw", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5WIcHhMrVRwrucAdf-IGjQ", "text": "A touch on the overpriced side, but there's a good vibe, plenty of interior and exterior seating, and they have yummy mozzarella-tomato salad that goes well with that much-needed glass of white wine on an otherwise tedious Wednesday afternoon. Hurrah for transnational drinking and dining!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "F_V9kIS_l_t9cqdIk96V_Q", "text": "I-House Cafe is a great place to grab coffee with a friend. There is always an ample amount of seating, the coffee isn't bad, and the foreigners are always up to something in the cafe. It's probably one of the best people watching spots in Berkeley. On a nice sunny day, the balcony is a pleasant spot to sit and watch the hoards of students walking to and from class. I don't think the food is anything special. The cafe serves basic sandwiches and a few pasta dishes, but I wouldn't go here just to grab some food. Make sure you order your sandwich on focaccia bread, which is very greasy and adds tons of flavor to the sandwiches.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8FsBrVA9JkD0Z35J4lFfYQ", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hQij-wQWvYzEto_KZ8zJ1g", "text": "Newly renovated, has some very nice view down bancroft. The iced white mocha is on the sweet side. I heard they offer late night now! Great place to go study if you're sick of libraries - I personally prefer here because I can actually eat, talk, move, etc. without getting shushed or having my food taken away by library staff :). Free wifi, open till midnight.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yQ2LmV4XN8iDI1uhZ5f9dg", "text": "The food here is usually pretty surprisingly good! BUT the service is horrible. They all stand around and are so inefficient. They are not helpful nor friendly. Boo to the bad service, but at least the prices and food are ok.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_OGvAo_TAVNMCO84PT-WNQ", "date": "2008-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IHKpor2Sts9nGovINqlTZw", "text": "Living close-by over the past few years has meant I've tried most things on the menu. I guess this means things aren't too bad. \n\nI really enjoy the:\ntomato mozzarella salad\narugula pasta salad\navocado mozzarella sandwich\nmezze plate- flatbread, dolma, feta, salad, and hummus. \n\nThe coffee is pretty below par... if you need caffeine you should try an espresso drink if you don't want burnt coffee. And, avoid the mocha bianca if you don't want to feel like you are drinking pure syrup.\n\n\nOverall, a nice place to study or catch up with friends with a beautiful view of the bay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A_8O3I3z0ymLP1sD54svYg", "date": "2011-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SyYVIgR-00vAUVhS1jJv4A", "text": "I lived at the I-House for some months. I stopped getting coffee here as soon as I discovered Cafe Strada, one block down. It's watery and not too tasty. But then again there's a fabulous patio and lots of people eager to make friends.\n\nThe food (sandwiches and salads, nachos, etc.) is suitable if you're living there. If you're not, it's not worth walking up there.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2005-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "7U9OvB3kKCyrsGb5h4dhug", "text": "Oh, I-house.  How I miss your overpriced burnt coffee and greasy foccacia.  \n\nNo, seriously.  I attempted to analyze many an angsty French novel here.  If you're going to do the same, may I suggest ordering the beer instead of the coffee?  It really gets the creative juices flowing.   And try to avoid the nachos when it's late and you're tired and wishing you were a physics major so you could invent a time machine and go back in time and kill Proust, who was a pompous ass.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2aUyAi0HLA8g2XVSuOZ5-A", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DZ-jgVjhisohZpcGNT_ICA", "text": "I have a love/hate relationship with the I House cafe... On the one hand, it offered me the ability to escape the library and be more productive in my studies. On the other hand, it gave me the ability to be more productive in my studies because I spent at least 20 hours a week there studying during my undergrad career. I had always been one to avoid the library (really, it kind of gives me the creeps, I used to tell people I had a library-o-phobia) and so I discovered this cafe early on in my college years, probably about halfway through my freshman year and it blessed/haunted me the rest of my years at Berkeley. \n\nThe coffee and food are both so so, they always played loud annoying music that I had to cover up with my own from my laptop, there was a huge lack of outlets and it was always a fight to get one (or a kind request to share an outlet), the staff seemed to think they were the coolest kids on campus, and there were always creepy old international students hitting on young unsuspecting undergrad girls, but for some reason the I House cafe was my safe haven for studying. \n\nThere were a lot of tables and my favorite were the two or three about halfway back along the mirrored wall (apparently everyone elses favorite too cause they were always the most coveted). Despite the decent amount of tables for a cafe, it was necessary to get there early or hope to get lucky because this place was always packed on a weeknight (somehow though the smelly chess players in the corner always managed to get their two or three tables and keep them all night...or maybe they just never left? either way they were ALWAYS there). \n\nOh I House cafe...how I love/hate/miss you...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1D5EQITb4hOzPMZT8gDPQQ", "date": "2009-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2kqxjVpm8GFMRqKTD_zT2w", "text": "This dining common is close to campus and has a beautiful wooden dining room with massive high ceilings for that collegiate feel. Prices are decent, but there is free wireless internet. The food is not the greatest, but it is good enough and quality is compensated by the wide selection. There's no service here as you have to bus your own tray afterwards. The patio on a sunny day is the best place to sit and inside is perfect for feeling melancholic on rainy days.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "hoi-2dATYJ5xGcMxLDDFTQ", "text": "I-house recently changed ownership, so everything before August 2011 is void.\n\n(Normally I don't write really mean reviews for not-so-good places, but I just had too...)\n\nI used to think I hated the old ownership, given that they couldn't make a white mocha or latte correctly... but that has all recently changed. I've come into here a few times as I love studying here (they always have tables and it's a nice cozy environment), but let me get to why I rated them one star:\n\nI came in around 4pm and ordered a Caramel Frio (obviously, a Frio is something similar to a Frappucino right? Anyone who ever goes to Starbucks can figure that out no? Shouldn't someone who works in a coffee shop WHERE THEIR MENU HAS IT DISPLAYED know what a Frio is? OBVIOUSLY somewhere my logic is flawed somewhere because I end up having to wait 15 minutes for my drink... And normally, I wouldn't be TOO happy nor unhappy about this, but seeing as everyone else AFTER me had gotten their drinks right away... I was getting a little frustrated.\n\nBut, that's not the worst part. After waiting for 15 minutes, I go up to the cashier and I ask her (pretty nicely), \"Hi, excuse me... are you making my Frio by chance?\" And she just kind of looks at me very confusedly. She then proceeds to help out the customers (it was a pretty busy day), until 5 minutes later, she asks the boss, \"What is a Frio?\" UMM HELLO. WHOAAA ALARMS GO OFF IN MY HEAD. And the boss asks her to ask the Chefs. She comes up to me, again 5 minutes later, and says that, \"Oh, actually we don't have a blender at the moment... so we'll just refund your money.\"\n\nHmm okay, frustrated off my beeping a** and then I have to wait another 5-10  minutes for my refund from the owner, who gives me an extra dollar because I'm guessing she could sense the frustration in my face/body/tone-of voice.\n\nBut, to talk on the quality of the coffee, my roommate often goes to I-house and she let me try their coffee/mochas a few times and they are horrendous. Powdery and nothing like how coffee should taste. \n\nGiven that they seem to be specializing more towards food, I will cut them a little slack..... Meh, no. \n\nGiven that I had to wait 30 minutes for my NO DRINK and hello, no compensation for waiting (how do you guys actually run a business? I drink a lot of coffee, so retaining me as a customer probably would have been better for business) got me to writing this lengthy and very angry review.\n\nWell actually, I want to say one nice thing. The girl who was new and didn't know what a Frio was turned out to be very nice and sincere, so I have to say if she gained a little more experience... she would probably make for an excellent barista/cashier.\n\nI-house = NO-GO. At least until they learn how to be a cafe.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2011-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "-IkubA37o_QneSOaGTwfGg", "text": "another thing i miss about living in berkeley:\n\nwednesday nights, before i would head to blake's and get drunk and act ridiculous, i would go to the international house cafe to participate in the italian conversation hour. i needed the practice, sure, but i obviously only went so that i could have beers and make eyes at the italian professor who presided over conversation hour: giovanni.\n\nalmost every girl i knew who took italian with him swooned. it was no surprise that italian conversation hour consisted of about 90% girls who had a crush on giovanni and 10% dudes who actually were interested in speaking italian.\n\nwhatever my motives may have been, those sessions were actually useful. giovanni taught us all the swears and lots of rude hand motions, things that were frowned upon to teach in a normal classroom setting.\n\nthe food at the i house is also pretty decent, as is the coffee.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qt6t6i4RDbgXIOg6EXUbvQ", "date": "2007-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "_8rlghKTFyIA5IknnbFyTg", "text": "i never ate food, drank coffee or studied at i-house.  i worked at milano for less than a year but for years after that, i could get free drinks whenever i wanted so my loyalty stayed with them.  \n\ni would only go to i-house for beer.  it was almost always free because if you worked at one cafe in berkeley long enough, the employees of the other cafes recognized you and it was a unwritten rule you just gave each other free stuff, especially if you were female.  i don't know if that's the case anymore but it worked out well for me back then.\n\ni am thinking of i-house because amber and valentine's day are on my mind.  amber, because i wish she still lived in the bay area so she could be on my pub trivia dream team (she'd kill that music round) and valentine's day because it's around the corner and one year a bunch of us spent the evening drinking pitchers of beer on their patio right before candy punched a guy in the face for calling her a bitch and broke her wrist.  \n\non sunny days, that outdoor patio is full of foreigners, some hot, some not, but fun nonetheless.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XkLK2iBsgqF6mWwDfRgqqQ", "date": "2008-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "nuc1AH6P-5LGm2_t7N4lAA", "text": "Between Strada and I-house I I probably spent like 15 hours a week studying at Cafes. \n\nWhy lie? I hung out at I-house because it was a block from my house and there were always fun foreigners there.\n\nThe drinks were ok but the food made up for it. It was a bit on the pricey side, but nothing exaggerated. \n\nIt gets a bit crowded on the weekends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZBLZIOrO3DZJzDFlFO-bJw", "date": "2008-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "685o0f-NEpb9J25tZ-6HTQ", "text": "Maybe my most recent Yelp compliments are ironic, because to be honest I'm really not.that.cool.  Yet I've known the words to every single from Rihanna, Chris Brown, Akon, Lady Gaga, Usher, and Kanye that has come out in the past year, all thanks to the I-House Cafe.\n\nThere's something soothing about listening to hip-hop in a loud room where tree-sitters bathed, international students drink beer, the creepy guy gives you dirty looks for taking \"his\" table, and the smelly chess corner gets animated.  Plus, taking a study break to look up and see my friend Greg (photo of Greg's ipod here: http://george.hotelling.net/90percent/pics/npr_podcast.png) awkwardly bouncing his head to rap never gets old.\n\nThe coffee's terrible and the food mostly comes out of a microwave, but those nachos are pretty hard to resist and the lasagne isn't half bad if they re-heat it all the way through.  I'll keep studying here until the university realizes I've stolen my sister's wireless password.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ins7VMizfVCxQBID4wGZRA", "date": "2009-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "jgI9eSEUmowxp0zab0---g", "text": "I'm a fan of the I-House Cafe!  The space is cute, it's conveniently located to Haas and the Law School, and everyone on staff just couldn't be nicer.  It's a great place to stop in for a coffee or a snack, and prices are super-reasonable.  It's never too packed, and it's nice to relax on a comfy couch, a table in the glass room in the back, or even outside on the patio on a nice day.  Definitely worth it, even if a visit involves a walk up the big Bancroft hill!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hc4FcL3cdt0I_IvrDMhp2A", "date": "2010-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QK92fducCS79yYkuTEfG0w", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 8, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "3shwe6UoODkkOHVm2zn89Q", "text": "During the time when I lived at the I-House, most of us hated this cafe. It was consistently crowded, dirty and was basically full of drunk kids seeking random encounters. \n\nSeveral years later, it's looking much better. They cleaned up the place fairly well. There are now flatscreens that display foreign newspapers, which I think is a pretty cool concept. The drinks are decent, though the pastries are still not very appetizing. We might get around to trying the sandwiches again... \n\nBut we'll see when that's going to be, because I'm still a fan of Cafe Strada down the street, which is also looking better than ever.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6qlkQhQFpuX7WXboTv9-dA", "date": "2008-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-0BO74GjqLOFiLgWRkXLLg", "text": "Not surprised.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cI8o0ZwAzpGe3_zwsRT6yg", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0EPgLJqRrLzYM87ACvPDaw", "text": "Pasta Bene is the shit. I can't even tell you how many times I've been here... Whether it's for their delicious $5 lunch specials, or when my club has a banquet, Pasta Bene is the ideal choice for a meal any time of the day. I'm so glad it opened up, because it's a much better alternative to the shabby Cafe Milanese across the street. It's been packed ever since they've opened, and the crowd there is a sure testament to its deliciousness!\n\nMy favorite dishes:\n1. Gnocchi Sausage!!!!!!!\n2. Penne Bolognese (available for $5 during lunch)\n3. Pollo Pizza\n4. Lasagne\n5. Fried Calamari\n6. Garlic Bread\n7. Tiramisu\n\nThe interior is spacious and squeaky clean, with nice, CLEAN bathrooms (heaven-sent, since it's Berkeley we're talking about). The service is great, and dining-in here is always a joy. There's also several tables outside for those who wish to dine under the sun (or rain). \n\nGo here for the $5 lunch specials! Every day during lunch time, they have a select few dishes available for FIVE DOLLARS. YES. FIVE. FUCKING. DOLLARS. Go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tfPC1SmIhXUTZLKMMo9jgQ", "date": "2011-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0I4-P0dAjO4yBZY3L35xfA", "text": "Food is excellent. And the older woman who is usually behind the counter is incredibly sweet and helpful.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5LhmK-V2qo2D_nuLBLIGMw", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0jv8yWi2mYiKGCx1rIaidg", "text": "This place is great!  We stumbled upon it and we were pleasantly surprised.  Great Italian food, cooked fresh, fast friendly service and CHEAP prices.  We had the ravioli and the lasgna.  Both were wonderful!  And they came with the best bread!  We also had the tiramisu for dessert.  It was so creamy and delicious.  The prices can't be beat, only one entree over $10 and that is for the Salmon.  Every other item is around $7-9.  The apps and the desserts are priced from $2-4.  And, the lady who owns the place is a lovely true Italian women - strong, kind presence, and grateful to serve you.  This place has only been open for 7mos, but she has 28 years experience in the restaurant business (We know this because she shared it with us - in a very casual non-invasive manner).  It was great.  Try it for yourself - way different than the frozen entree' Italian places you stumble upon all too often.  This place has it all.  Oh yeah - and the atmosphere is intimate yet casual.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rtyt-83yL2RqWRL-_3a-OQ", "date": "2010-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0sMUHcAK05OnnFrr_nuXpQ", "text": "I chose this place for a \"after graduation luncheon\" when my son recently graduated UC Berkeley.  \n\nWhile waiting to be seated my mom asked to use the bathroom and the owner told her it was out of service when it wasn't.  Well, my mom still hasn't gotten over that and I found that to be disturbing.\n\nOn the plus side, the food on the day was good and they even helped us at the table when they normally don't do table service.  So, all and all it was a good time, comfortable and casual.  Besides the issue with my mom, everyone had a good time and enjoyed the food.  Great for a fast, cheap place to go!\n\n    +4 stars for food quality and service\n     -1 star for saying the bathroom was closed when it wasn't", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Fab6eFzFLIo2WY_zMDpHsw", "date": "2012-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2J2pKxlbMAhJJpA44uSVHQ", "text": "A loud and resounding \"YES!\"\n\nSo finally, there's an Italian restaurant in Berkeley that can give the incumbent Gypsie's a run for its money.  I'll go ahead and say that they're equally priced, but the dining experience at Pasta Bene makes me feel... less cheap.  (Alright, I realize this is merely a comparison so let's get crack-a-lackin' w/ the review.)\n\nFood:\nStandard Italian pasta choices ranging from Ravioli to Lasagna.  Their menu appears to be straight-forward and is flexible to custom requests.  The serving sizes are apt, the sauces are in my opinion, quite balanced- (not too overwhelming, but also not lacking in flavor), and the dishes are well made.  Given that I've dropped less than $10 bucks for a drink and pasta, I'll say the food tastes exception.\n\nNow, of the 3 italian restaurants in Berkeley I can name off the top of my head (Gypsie's, Trattoria la Siciliana, and Pasta Bene), Pasta Bene seems to be the one with the best dollar-per-taste/dining experience ratio.  While Gypsie's has delicious dishes for under 10 bucks, you have to cope with the incessant \"Numberrr 29?!\" announcements over the microphone for other orders.  Trattoria la Siciliana is substantially expensive despite ample portions, and only accepts cash.  Contrast this w/ Pasta Bene... scrumptious dishes at legit prices, with your selection of a cold beer, all without any noise pollution or ATM-runs.  \n\nWell done, Pasta Bene.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "icGEmAPhj2pIyXe8maV6WQ", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2Q9Wi46dbhXEJuk7EC9C3w", "text": "Marco polo is a must try! Fettuccini with cream sauce, prosciutto, and I substituted the green peas with mushrooms. Delicious! Calamari is fried very well, next time I'll ask them to make it more salt and peppery.  Friends got the seafood specials: lobster ravioli and seafood linguini. They both enjoyed the meal. \n\nThe place looks great, the owners did a stellar job remodeling the restaurant. It's too bad I graduated before this place opened. I really hope it does well.\n\nThe best Italian place near UC Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4-x8fdz1uinLN1DIbPowYQ", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "31HOPgUt4XFSZN0FnInHJw", "text": "Very nice restaurant.  i got the chicken marsala.  pasta was a little al dente but the chicken was super tender (not dried out at all) and a little heavy on the wine sauce for me but mushrooms were fresh and sauce was smooth.  \n\nas for the decor, i loved it.  i like the feel (bright and clean) of the place.  owners (who take your order and cook your food) and workers are very friendly and there's a nice atmosphere.  the outdoor area is about 4 tables but very quaint. very visible kitchen.  and super clean bathrooms!  i think they got free wifi as i saw people with laptops open and hanging out. \n\ni like it above gypsies.  the only negative about this place is that it's a bit far from the rest of campus.  but afterward you can get a nice cup of coffee at peet's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pflzo1Q_R28yERu4txWZaw", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3BhlJdOZK8YFHVklkSCCUg", "text": "I'm very tempted to say that this is my favorite pasta place in the area, but I can't because I haven't tried all of them yet hahaha well anyway Pasta Bene is at the top of my list of favorite Italian restaurants in Berkeley. I love their reasonable prices yet amazing quality of food!! \n\nThis is what I've tried so far...\n\nGamberetto - fettuccini with shrimp & mushroom in tomato-cream sauce - this is the one I (almost) always get!! And it's still soo good every time (: Not too greasy, with just the right amount of sauce to make it flavorful and delicious!\n\nCarciofi e Pollo - linguini with chicken breast, artichoke hearts & vegetables in olive oil-herb sauce - almost has an oriental hint to its flavor! the linguini tastes amazing and the chicken is also very good, but I don't like artichokes :( BUT it's still very delicious overall\n\nPasta Bene - linguini with tomato, basil, garlic, capers & seasonal vegetables in marinara sauce - this one's good but it's nothing special hahaha\n\nCheese Ravioli - stuffed with spinach, ricotta & parmesan cheese in marinara sauce - pretty good if you're looking for a light meal (: if I ate it when I was actually super hungry I think the portions might be a little too small\n\nFettucini Alfredo - fettuccini with chicken breast & mushroom in alfredo sauce - I usually don't get this since I get it all the time, but I ordered this the other day and man, it was amazing!!! Maybe I was just super hungry that day but I felt like the everything was perfect about this dish!\n\nTiramisu - A MUST-GET DESSERT!!! for $3 it is sooo worth it because of its amazing quality and flavor and texture... and it's only for $3!!!! I can't emphasize that enough! I'm craving it now just thinking about it...\n\nSo yeah everyone should definitely check out this place! Oh and the service is decent & it's good for groups too! (:", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JinNpmASOyO1IaBA68PNSA", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3c04v6sv7c3ZBjCBuHk8cA", "text": "Quality: 4/6\nService: 4/5\nValue: 3/4\nTotal: 11/15 = 4/5\n\nPasta Bene is a good value.  Like many places in the area, you order at the counter, and they bring the food to you.  The staff was very friendly, but I did miss the \"extras\" of a true sit-down Italian restaurant (abundant fresh bread, olive oil, etc).\n\nTheir Gnocchi was delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u0kTOGDCNa90LiUhjlA-iQ", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3izXn5tfOw5db2U9xjGeUg", "text": "Pricy, small portions, and bland. I remember when I first tried Pasta Bene many, many years back in San Francisco it was much better. Now the one is SF closed. Looks like they have gone way downhill since then. Go to Gypsy's for pasta instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mBgtkwwpwHUlQRQ2IVqrIQ", "date": "2012-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3O85L5IJ4TdAYu60XU3CKw", "text": "Great place.  Excellent service, decent food, great prices, good variety in the menu, and clean.  It's a pleasure to go to a place where you can get a good meal without getting stuck with a big bill.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EFyqM9FSEAAKsCIiY1bzxg", "date": "2012-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3wQjmmIfpOWaPXCkbCDhrg", "text": "I bought lagsana, Chicken Mushroom fetuccine (alfredo) and Salmon pesta pasta. I got all 3 dishes to go. Very fast 15 minutes.\nPeople answer the phone is very polite. \nI could say this restaurant only get 4 star , not 5 stars, since the food is OK(on the good side) , but not excellent. \nI guess I got what I paid for. The price is really good for berkeley area.\nI don't think other pasta place could beat this price.\nRestaurant's sitting is clean and look nice( I know I did not sit down there). Definitely will go back again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sQidhd4Va94e8Q2Qmo_04A", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4CFo0CSv3z29DTJh8gRPsg", "text": "Great calamari appetizer and good salads. OK house wine. Generous portions.  Canned mushrooms used for chicken Marsala but fetticini was fresh.  Pasta Bene dish had fresh vegetables.   Friendly and efficient staff.  I will be back.  \n\nCrowd seems to show up after 7 pm on Saturday.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "df3gPSfvlulEfVNzRPkiGw", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4FWepfEYGJngnU2sx9alXA", "text": "I originally thought that this place was an italian restaurant. However, this is like a cafe, with an italian twist. You order your food at the cashier and they bring it to you. I had a chicken breast with a side salad. It was very good and tasty and the service was fast and excellent. Nice location, and very clean and classy place. The owner was very nice too, he thanked us while we walked out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4mqW2bW88dm10VI4b3WoiQ", "text": "The $5 lunch special is now $5.95 unless I'm mistaken. Anyways I tried the Penne Bolognese, one of the lunch special pastas, and it's served quick and fresh. The pasta was almost too hot to eat, but the aroma was irresistible. The noodles have a chewy texture and are fully cooked. The ground beef is really oily so when you finish your meal, you'll see a layer of oil at the bottom. \n\nTL;DR; Lunch special is $5.95 now. Tried the Penne Bolognese and it's pretty good, but slightly oily.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4qgeG0KjB7rw9brhIzGhEw", "text": "Can we say AWESOME?  \n\nFood is tasty and inexpensive.  \n\nNo long waits as you order at the cash register and the food and drinks are brought to you.  You don't have to wait for your waiter to bring each item at a time, you don't have to wait for the check.  When you're done, you go!\n\nDecor is pretty nice in spite of being in an area trashed by millions of dirty, selfish, self-entitled, self-centered lazy students.\n\nGreat place for an inexpensive meal with the girls.\n\nIf you sit outside, beware the homeless and local students who will actually ask for a taste of the food you paid for with the money you earned.  That's right.  Even the students in the area feel they deserve a piece of your meal despite being total strangers who didn't in any contribute to paying for your meal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3Vuw38TOQxh7_YQBatYezQ", "date": "2011-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4QtjiI_yQklhUkAGMcY2KA", "text": "Pasta Bene is decent. I'd come here again: the atmosphere is nice, service is good, meals are cheap and completely satisfactory. The pasta is alright, probably the best for its price range around Berkeley (and infinitely better than Gypsy's in Durant Food Court/Asian Ghetto). \n\nYou pay at the counter (giant menu overhead) and then sit down. Servers will come by intermittently to fill your water and bring your plates but they don't take your order. \n\nPros: $5 lunch special pastas. Nothing beats this in terms of value---even though it's pretty limited, I think it encompasses a lot of the popular entrees so it's good if you're a mainstream consumer. For other aficionados, the regular menu is still of course available during lunch hours and there are a number of options there.\n\nThis place is EXCELLENT for groups. No extra service charge, they take reservations, and it makes it super easy to split the bill if there does not exist a combined bill (as everyone individually orders at the front). I've thrown birthday dinners here and other group meals, and it just makes life a lot easier. \n\nDessert tip: Their vanilla ice cream is amazing. They've achieved the perfect consistency of cream and liquid and the additional garnishing with strawberries and warm chocolate sauce make my day. I hardcore crave Pasta Bene ice cream, even if the \"real food\" options are just adequate. \n\nCons: If you're an Italian cuisine connoisseur looking for gourmet goodies and fine wine, etc., this is not for you. In fact, not much in this radius of a UC campus will give you what you're looking for. The food is good, but it isn't smashing---I don't look forward to Pasta Bene all day before my meal but am content when I'm actually eating. So no complaints at all. Essentially this is more of a 3.5 than a 3, if that were possible. I'd definitely come here with friends or anything casual, but if I needed to impress or wine and dine somebody, this wouldn't quite cut it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "21WGkxli71IQDgDyFwbJEw", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "52229aiUMgD5KFc9snGDxA", "text": "I was in the area shopping and stopped to get a quick bite to eat.  So.....I wasn't totally impressed with the food or the service.  But, the food wasn't bad.  I think that Pasta Bene is a good option for students where they can eat something more than fried/fatty foods.  In addition, the place is clean and airy.  The prices are reasonable and the food is served quickly.  So, you can get in and out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "229wh2r28DbFsiIPm7cGuA", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "54uhAqnoOPhgE08WNsQ8Dw", "text": "5 Bucks!  WOW... lunch special of top pasta dishes freshly cooked.  The dishes were delicious.  Pasta are well done with excellent flavor.  Lots of vegetarian options and great for large party.\n\nThis is a gem of casual Italian restaurant in Berkeley.  Great pricing and excellent Italian food, including a good selection of Pizza. Stop by if you would like a great meal lunch or dinner.  I think you will agree... this place is a great catch for food at a decent price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y4vmZ2JldcAV1HLqhupchw", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Qq3pA4xlsTQ0BvuyIhdRg", "text": "this place serves good fried calamari with garlic sauce like from cheesecake factory. What else do I need to say? XD\nAnd the pasta never fails to dissappoint and the prices are very reasonable too. I'm just sad its kind of far from campus.\nAlso, they have a lunch special: only $5 for select pastas from 11 to 3PM", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_fb99OSZo4qqWwkR03wFmQ", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6acjeuAky4XbQcNnpdBqwQ", "text": "Cheap, affordable pasta. Definitely not the best but sufficiently delicious for how much its worth. Better than Gypsys at Asian Ghetto and Milanese Cafe, so hungry, yet not too rich college kids craving for some decent pasta should definitely stop by. The portion seems to have decreased in size lately. The tiramisu  is pretty great too! Very amiable staff", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y7XzbYsDOZQMILOEvJaGoQ", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6R2iXv2ePjx5AZK9mVP0og", "text": "The food is very good for the price. We beat the dinner crowd that soon came after us around 7pm.\n\nCarciofi e Pollo - fresh vegetables and tasty sauce.  Nothing special w/ the linguine pasta.  But overall tasty.\n\nBeef Lasagna - very tasty, especially with the gorgonzala cheese.  Definitely going to try adding that the next time i make at home.  Problem was that it was wasn't very hot... pretty lukewarm when it was served, compared to the other dish.  We were too lazy to complain though.... looked cooked all the way through, they just didn't re-bake/heat enough.\n\nTiramisu - Pretty good.  Have had better, but have also had worse. For ~$3, not bad.\n\nThe pizza looked pretty good from the table next to us.\n\nFood: 3.5 stars\nService: 3 stars\nAmbiance: 3.5 stars (much better than Gypsy's.  Sort of like Pasta Pomodoro)\nOverall: 3.5 stars", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4ftuoeacaUQ1EyiW_xt1QA", "date": "2010-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "726Dvgv-7uAiQQIvdVpNTA", "text": "Pasta Bene was just okay to me. \nAfter a couple of hours walking around Berkley, \nwe were feeling a bit hungry at lunchtime.\n\nThere were a variety of restaurants around the area,\nbut I thought a chicken sandwich would fulfill my cravings.\nWe ordered a couple of things from the lunch menu- garlic fries, beef penne, grilled chicken sandwich.\n\nThe garlic fries were tasty. They weren't drenched in oil like I others I had in the past.\nMy sandwich was just okay. The chicken was little dry, and part of me wished that there was some other sauce element because the aioli wasn't that flavorful.\nI got to try the beef penne as well. The tomato sauce it was didn't really excite my taste buds. \n\nPrices were really reasonable, and the crowd was majority college kids. \nNot sure if I'd come back the next time I visited Berkley, but it was a decent lunch stop.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6uvRIcdesG0mMCRQ_Yx7Bg", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8UMomfLnjkPZSkWW6fBomw", "text": "Pasta Bene is a nice little place for some Pasta, naturally. There's a number of selections, many of which sound good. They serve beer and wine, which seems to be popular among the few diners I've seen there. It's just starting up though, I'd expect the customers to increase over time and once the semester starts. The flavor is there, but the portions are a tad small for the price (7-11$). \n\nOn a second trip I had the turkey/eggplant sandwich, which very much hit the spot. They say their focaccia is house made, and it's very good. Comes with fries, a good deal for $7.00\n\nVery friendly service. \n\nI'll definitely be going back to try much more of what they have to offer.\n\nThey've recently introduced new specials, which puts them above gypsy's and milanese in my book.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8URQYpYJBEHKd3f8tVKZgw", "text": "Being a young and hungry college student, I always look for decent-tasting, cheap food that can at least be satisfactory in terms of fill factor. Pasta Bene is everything but the latter. I do feel like I have to get another lunch or buy another dish to even reach the point of satisfaction. Their Penne Bolognese is good, but nothing special, which can be said with some of their other pasta dishes. Service is a bit on the slow side, but it has a nice environment to it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "z0M0T6cPikJsSMNG9rQYIA", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8XlPYr--E7c56_lYRodMIg", "text": "I saw that this place was opening a few weeks ago where there used to be a bakery. A couple doors down from Buffalo Exchange. It opened sometime in the past couple of weeks and every time I've walked by there it is completely empty.\n\nWell my fiance and I decided to go there today. It has a nice atmosphere, very clean, They were playing an online Jazz radio station for music.\n\nWe went up and ordered and the cashier was friendly enough. We then sat down and waited a few minutes for our food. It was not exactly as fast as I have come to expect from other fast-casual type Italian places.\n\nNext the cashier bumbles out and asks if the food he has is ours, no it is someone else's food. He does this three times. There were only 4 tables of customers... at last he gave me someone else's lasagna and when I told him I didn't order that he went and traded with another customer for my chicken piccata. It just seemed like everyone there was so new and they hadn't gotten everything figured out yet.\n\nI'm giving this 3 stars because the food was decent (not amazing, but alright for cheap Italian) and I liked the atmosphere. I also have a feeling that if things pick up they will figure things out more and the service will get a lot better in the next couple months. This remains to be seen but hopefully it will change for their sake...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4NXNCaFOo2xoXfh71vuqjg", "date": "2010-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-_9FN1f2EEnDsZfPY5hYPQ", "text": "I first entered this little bistro almost a year ago. I had no idea what to expect in terms of service or food quality, but the price was right, and I had a yen that day for Italian food and imported red wine, so why not? We were lucky enough to have Farhad wait on us. (Farhad and his lovely wife, Ladan, are the proprietors of this quaint establishment.) After inquiring about the wines, he offered to let me taste a few. In no time at all, I  landed upon the one that made my mouth explode with one velvety-chocolate taste sensation after the other (and this without food, yet!), the Piccini Chianti, 2009. I was sold! If the service and wine was this sensational, how good must the food be? Needless to say, I was delightfully correct in my guess - 'twas incredible. Fresh, healthy, succulent, and perfectly seasoned..one mouthgasm bite after the other followed by smooth sips of Chianti, I was in heaven! But even better than that, if at all possible, was the service. We sat outside, while most sat indoors, yet Farhad not once made us feel as if we were an inconvenience. In fact, quite the opposite, he checked on us frequently, kept our glasses filled, made me feel like a Queen, and after inquiring,  shared a bit of his story with us. His Energy was warm, compassionate, and Real. I almost forgot I was eating in a college town restaurant! Indoors is classy, lit perfectly, lending toward casual to more intimate date nights, and the place is spotless, including the loos. Truly, very nicely balanced decor. We have been back several times since, and have also more recently met his Beautiful wife and co-proprietor, Ladan, who is equally as amazing in character. We don't live close, so we cannot get in there as often as we wish, but no matter how much time lapses betwixt visits, Farhad and Ladan always remember us, welcome us with genuine joy, and make us feel like royalty! I highly recommend this place if you want to feel swept away from the usual hustle and bustle of city Life and pretend, for a moment, that you're back in the old country being treated like a humyn Being, all the while eating incredibly home-cooked Italian-style food at the lowest price around. My only disappointment is that I did not review this establishment a year ago.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fQsDoHOU6wziusC_qXkIhA", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9OY3X2VFmZ41mtYdJoEn4Q", "text": "Very Casual - This nice sweet restaurant appeals to students and yet food was very good and inexpensive.   It is the pay at the counter and get a number for your table kind of place.  Very nice employees.  Telegraph is a funky area of town and yet I would go back for a simple Italian meal.  It has a modern twist and it is light on ambiance.  Sat outside and got some creepy stares and cat calls so I will be sure sit inside next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YZhA9sNIBYz1h6tMlNMgJQ", "date": "2011-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a0AAebUiTDXG-TXRJ5mdcQ", "text": "Wow ! There's nothing more to say.Good food... Fast service which is a plus considering it located bye Cal campus.. Happy hour is cool beer, wine that's it. Oh the price are so good that I felt like I rob them... Lol please go it a must ....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EBFcvypYYNp8GjeGVEUleA", "date": "2011-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AGiSlq-blwDsxTTZ-_AfSw", "text": "Nothing TOO great, but pretty decent Italian food on Telegraph. I had the King Salmon...the fish was dry....the pasta was dry. It wasn't unbearable, but I've had better Italian. \n\nLove the clean interior. It's a very home-y environment. Employees are very helpful and friendly. I would definitely go again if I happened to be in that area of Berkeley again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ll7_ReyVWvpHHhpsettHHQ", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "antOGnoGr4HnL_0fB_GSNA", "text": "I love this place. Went here for the first time yesterday because I was craving pasta and wanted to stay close to home. The prices here are very good, ranging from $6.95-10:95 for an entree dish, which is very good considering that most past dishes are at lest $10 or more. Everything on the menu looks good and are inexpensive. The staff are very nice and welcoming. I think it might be family owned, though I'm not sure.\n\nMy boyfriend and I ordered the crab cakes as an appetizer and the Marco Polo and beef lasagna as our entree. The crab cake was so good. Probably one of the best that I've ever had. It came with 3 crab cakes on sliced napa cabage salad with ranch sauce. The salad was really good too. I'd never have thought that eating napa cabbage raw would be so good since I've normally had it cooked for hotpot. \n\nOur entrees came out and they both looked so good. They both came with 2 pieces of garlic bread. He got the beef lasagna and I had the Marco Polo. I'd  have to say that the beef lasagna is the best lasagna hands down. There's no way you can get the lasagna that soft unless its made themselves. The Marco Polo was fettuccine alfredo with mushroom, prosciutto, and green peas. Also really good and the sauce was fantastic. It didn't leave that itchy feeling at the back of your throat like store bought alfredo sauces do.\n\nTotally recommend this place if you're craving Italian food. The only problem is that it's on Telegraph so you might have a hard time trying to find parking on the street. We almost didn't go because we drove around the block so many times looking for parking but got lucky at the last second.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iqPyiw7qH_uK90JC5ogHIQ", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aUKDaFtoYlt6Tc_S2xV4jA", "text": "I just have one word for this place \"Scrumptious\" ...OMG what a fantastic little place and a very friendly staff too. Check out the prices, service is great too. I am not a huge fan where you walk to the counter and placed you order but, this place rocks.... I am so spoiled!! he, he, he. To make it short the food delicious, the service is prompt  most important you can taste the fresh ingredients in each dish. Below are my recommendations, save room for dessert it is soooo yummy!!\n \n* Eggplant parmigiana\n* Calamari\n* Greek Salad\n \n* Rustica (on the pastas) sooo good!!\n\n*Tiramisu (mmmmm) \n \nI can't wait to go back. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KOnpbj_trIsfyVbBFoPv9g", "date": "2011-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B1SAPFMSuLjg53_rX5437A", "text": "I tried the cheese ravioli today and was blown away - fresh house-made pasta and very flavorful sauce and stuffing.  The portion was generous too.  Perhaps the best $6 Italian lunch special I have ever had.  Very nice vibe and good jazz on the stereo too, will go back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PV5rPpuUfhoxKnK2ssOWqg", "date": "2012-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BC1Zuh2Qps2GI-rrK8Nrvw", "text": "If you want your Italian fix, come here instead of Gypsy's! It's not even that much farther from Ghetto. It's like the same price too, but so much better.\n\nI came here one for lunch and dinner. Lunch, I got the hawaiian pizza and it was delicious! There's a $5 pasta lunch special too.\n\nDinner I got one of the pastas, and it was good.\n\nOverall, it's a restaurant where you'll order, and they'll bring you the food. They're pretty fast in general, only maybe like 10-15 minutes of wait. \n\nThe owners are usually REALLY nice! When I went to get a to-go box because I couldn't finish their HUGE portions, the lady asked me how my meal was (:", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yjG7OzHvhS6xl3D5HldaUw", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BNintp7UbmiqsumMK_0rKQ", "text": "My roommate and I finally decided to come here after a long day of work and shopping in SF. We have already the tiramisu here multiple times, but never sat down and ate the actual food. I'm glad that we did though. \n\nWe each got one dish because we were just hungry. I got the Gnocchi Sausage on the suggestion from fellow Yelper Dmitriy S. It was freaking delicious. Although the gnocchi itself could have been more tender and less chewy, it was good regardless. We both scarfed down our meals in about 10 minutes and went back to our place which was a 5 minute walk.\n\nYou order up in the front and then sit down. It's a bit classier than the other Italian restaurant, Gypsy's, but really the service wasn't amazing or anything. Just average. It's pretty cool that you can see into the kitchen if you're sitting on the right side of the kitchen and the owners and servers seem pretty nice.  \n\nDefinitely for similar prices to Gypsy's I'll becoming back. I would have to just get the tiramisu though, I feel like the food is just about the same standard of Gypsy's - maybe a bit better - but the tiramisu is what is amazing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RUXeyp_Af2C5t9JFyJlBQ", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bq_UzM1QfNVJz2F5i7cDQg", "text": "We stopped in on a whim and were very pleasantly surprised. The food was good, the service was excellent, and the presentation of the desserts was that of a fancy restaurant. We loved the laid-back atmosphere.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UUN8ah7lf5x2jElNpw581w", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bRUxGzJOQiAYJA6a6pSsOA", "text": "Really really cheap pasta! I wanted to try more of their menu, but it was kind of limited. It's kind of like a fast-food pasta place because you order at the counter and sit down and wait for them to bring your food. But it pretty good and rather quiet. They could have done with some music with such high ceilings. They only got 4 stars because it was a bit difficult to find parking and I'm upset that they replaced the bakery that was there 10 years ago.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WeK_cyQULgbOPJtavcgtPw", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bs_5wwC61yGetOxUUpWHfg", "text": "Lasagna, King Salmon, and Gamberoni are the best things on the menu (out of the things I\"ve tried so far.) \n\nWas very disappointed on their Bolognese, Pasta Bene and some veggie pasta. \n\nDefinitely a good pasta option on campus but if I had a car, not the best choice for italian.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D7JUkHPLskVqZqseDZo65w", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bSp4M01CWpLaMe7sAVb3QA", "text": "This is a great little Italian place, that is very affordable. If you're ever in this area, I would have to choose Paste Bene over Gypsys for multiple reasons:\n\n1. Pasta Bene has a much more comfortable setting than Gypsys\n2. Pasta Bene is the same price, if not cheaper, than Gypsys\n3. Pasta Bene has tastier and more elegant food than Gypsys\n\nAfter saying that though, if you're on campus, making the trip out to Pasta Bene may not be worth it. It is the further yet better option, but the cost of the time travelled may not outweigh the benefit of the better food. \n\nSo 4 stars, considering just the food and place itself.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "04giHjWlPorAc_vvLPwj1A", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bvqRY6d5Y28jA8-HPBnEsw", "text": "Came here for the first time with my boyfriend, brother and my inlaw on our double date. the food here are so cheap! & to top that, the food was DELICIOUS! my spaghetti looked like it didn't have flavor cause it looked plain, but when i took that bite, it was on hit! It gets busy near dinner time, glad we got there at 5-ish close to 6pm :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zYVsJJb0wdsl07G2NawPEA", "date": "2012-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c9gQIGghJOXphX10OcpnUw", "text": "They have a good variety of vegetarian pasta. I went here with a few of my vegetarian friends and we all ordered different items and they all tasted good. The ambience is nice and the food is not pricey.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "53bnLp7w60V6Hb4Y9rL0mQ", "date": "2012-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CAtamSDwBl8v4aNIuZuN-A", "text": "The classy and refined version of Gypsy's http://www.yelp.com/biz/gypsys-trattoria-italiano-berkeley#hrid:1xH20Z5XVulpCq9XzGUS-w. Italian food, it can be expensive right? Italian restaurants, overly romantic right? Well Pasta Bene solves those problems completely. You can get close to equal quality and taste of a fine italian restaurant for a fraction of the price.\n\nI like this place tremendously. Love the idea behind it. Classic pasta dishes made freshly with excellent flavor for a more than affordable price. \n\nI'll definitely be coming back to try other dishes as I heard the Gnocchi sausage was really good but last time I came I ordered the Chicken Marsala. It was exactly what I expected and satisfied my pasta craving thoroughly. The chicken was cooked well and perfectly bathed in the mushroom-marsala wine sauce.\n\nMy friends ordered the tiramisu to share and it was a nice finish to the meal. \n\nThe ambiance and aesthetic are quite simple. The process to get your food is the same also. Just simply stare at the giant menu hanging on the wall above the register and order. The food is brought out to you in a timely manner. Simplicity at it's finest.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g8TkB9kLwc5JUdLcAU1Tfw", "date": "2012-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cEqnQRGuKeJQSvw7Krqtvg", "text": "Typical Pasta. It tastes fresh, healthy, nicely served and the waiter was really nice. The reason why Im only giving this place a 3 star is probably cause i just wasnt wow-ed by the place. I mean, the food is really good, dont get me wrong but i find the place is too plain and there isnt something that makes it unique. Maybe i just had WAY too high expectations that it kinda makes me already think in the beginning that this place is really great. Well, considering that this place is targeted for college students, id say that this is a pretty decent place, and cheap too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "q1t5SRqWxp6TMaXu6e18xA", "date": "2012-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_cjEqdAlaItiFyMOBMJVAA", "text": "Lasagna has been one of my very favorite foods since I was six. The beef lasagna I had at Pasta Bene was my favorite, far and away, of all lasagnas preceeding it. It was absolutely incredible.\n\nI love the atmosphere; the kind Italian couple who manage the place greet you with a smile and take great care of you. Great on any night of the week.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nSMaTfSrGvMvmTnsbNlCAw", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CnwGSVvxYlc4u6nF_sH9cA", "text": "WIFi is very fast. Place was absolutely clean and accommodating staff at counter. You'll feel at home with the place. Couches on the side with a large mirror hanging on the wall. And the seating outside is perfect for a sunny weather while having a Tiramisu! It is a must try! :) we had gnocchi sausage and tropicana pizza! Niiice", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KEJfHOlN4Kfn_0jIcS4gmA", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cVCRf5j8bv4LE72g_goBwQ", "text": "This place is a restaurant that will stick around for a while. Despite its location further down Telegraph, everything about the place makes me certain that it will bring foot traffic down to my end of Telegraph.\n\n[Skip down to the bottomline if you don't want details]\n\nSo I've been taking chem lab over the summer at Cal during the evening slot (we get out at 10p, 9:00 if we're lucky) so alot of the conversation during experiments is about how hungry we all are and what could possibly be open after we get out that is tasty and worth eating. Someone mentioned Pasta Bene! (Open 11a-10p @ 7days/wk)\n\nGlad they did, I've seen the sign--noticed it subconsciously--but never thought to check it out. After having poor quality pasta at basic tier/budget/college town restaurants, I was skeptical, but after the enthusiastic review..it was a must try.\n\nYou walk into a spacious dining area with open kitchen you can peer into over the cashier counter. Walk up to order, seat yourself and they bring you your food. **Another perk is they have a few beers on tap as well as an assortment of wines. Happy hour is 3-7pm :D\n\nAnyway asked for a recommendation and the welcoming man who seemed to be running things led me to carciofi e pollo (linguini w/ chicken breast, artichoke hearts&veggies in oliveoil herb sauce), which he said was his favorite. So cheers to your favorite, sir! It was delicious.\n\nAs I sat out in their patio to soak up some of the summer sun with my pale ale in reach, the boss-man brought me a free appetizer, a few dolmades (wild rice-stuffed grape leaves) with a slice of lemon soaked in just enough oil to be moist and tasty but not greasy. TASTY!\n\nSoon enough, came my entree..let me say, it makes me happy to get a plate of pasta that is piping hot, but not hot enough to stop me from digging in immediately. There was just enough flavor that I didn't salt--but I did (red) pepper it to get that extra hearty kick. After a few forkfuls of the linguini which was cooked perfectly, I realized to my dismay that I have so much more chicken than I thought and I will soon be left with only chicken and no noodles if I don't start attacking the pollo. The ratio must literally be 1:1 chicken:pasta with about half as much artichoke/veggies.\n\nThe portion was perfect, I finished the whole thing, wasn't overly bursting, but wasn't hungry at all and the price was just right.\n\nBottomline: Tasty pasta, Good flavors, Legit portions, Alcoholic beverage license, Clean atmosphere/bathrooms. You can't go wrong!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xDBA1Liv0dyy2ZdTTcHUVQ", "date": "2010-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "czQFXUdDDAURbNHmHu7OIQ", "text": "I love this place! The pasta is decent, the service is fast, and the atmosphere is nice. \n\nI tried many of the $5 lunch special pastas, and they were all very delicious. The portions are not huge but will get you comfortably 70% full. In my pasta bene order the vegetables were perfectly cooked, the noodles were very fine and coated with sauce, and the whole dish was savory. The triangles of bread were fluffy and crisp.\n\nService is satisfactory. You order at the counter, but they bring your water and dish to your table and bus you table. The environment is calm and  breezy, and both the indoor and outdoor seating are comfortable with excellent lighting. The hanging chandelier lamps and mirrors add to the ambiance, and I always feel relaxed while eating at Pasta Bene.\n\nI am giving this place 4 stars not exactly for the food, which is decent but only a tier above the pasta you can make at home, but because of the overall dining experience. I would gladly come here for the good meal, fast service, convenience, and lovely environment all for just $5.\n\nWILL I come back: Yes\nWHEN will I come back: During lunch for the deal; dinner prices aren't as worth it.\nWHAT will I do differently: Maybe try a pizza (also pretty cheap, ~$8 for a small pizza)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5fSUbTL5n8BBqPwCQA70g", "date": "2011-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dexp5d-D6staEpydMbQtPA", "text": "I just went to Pasta Bene with 5 friends and all of us left stuffed and happy.  We ordered 4 pasta dishes, 1 large pizza, 1 plate of calamari and a piece of tiramisu between 6 of us and finished everything. The restaurant looked aesthetically appealing, the decorations were sophisticated, and the bathrooms were very clean! The waiter was extremely friendly and my roommate thought he was cute. ;). In addition, he willingly split our check for us at the end upon seeing our hesitation in deciding how to pay. What a nice gesture!\n\nThe pizza was delicious. We ordered the contadina which was a perfect balance of meat and vegetables. Our favorite pasta dishes were the Carciofi e Pollo and tortellini. The sauces weren't too heavy and were just the right consistency. Of course, we had room for the delicious tiramisu!!! Highly recommended even if you are stuffed. You won't regret it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ARssukuiGjUFq_oPkqZuAw", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DKx0qcHiLtLCbTvoSD2kyQ", "text": "The Gnocchi Sausage was really good, especially for the price! I got a teeny bit tired of it after awhile but saved it for later and loved it again! Plus, the cashier was really friendly and sweet. My order was take-out, so I just sat at a table and waited no more than 10 minutes, which is pretty good in my opinion. When I got my order, I opened the box and was immediately met by an eruption of yummy scents. I got some pepper from the table I was sitting at and dumped some on my food so that I could have it later when I ate. But when I looked in my bag later, I realized that they included a little thing of cheese and pepper! How thoughtful! At least in my experience, people only do that with pizza and I definitely like pepper on all my other food too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HzvtsyFgdEAfwAIxcN63MA", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "drQCq-rBEaHQZiTSHHl_aw", "text": "This place was so awesome! I had their $5 lunch special and it was so filling! It was worth every penny. The menu had so many things to choose from it was hard to choose just one. Their prices are very reasonable. Its nice inside and also nice that they have outdoor seating. I definitely can't wait to go back and try more dishes and desserts!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HzRaMrqXUvIdV6u_qp07_Q", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E5NT1RLbJ-N-juYH9vocvA", "text": "$3 Tiramisu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7MxKc2Xd6dj_njJ82nh0qQ", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ebS-j9bYpMhv9ut87biIKQ", "text": "Overall the meal was average. It was cheap and fast, but this wouldn't be on my list of places to go back to anytime soon. I'd rather pay more and have better quality. The \nBruschetta was alright, definitely had better, couldn't eat the Eggplant Parmigiana, it was a soggy mess and didn't taste good. The Gnocchi Sausage was not bad, but wasn't anything special. I guess its a toss up though, because for $9 it was alright. Personally I think Olive Garden has better sauce on their pastas though. Lastly the \nTiramisu was ok, usually I like Tiramisu to be more rich and creamy though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PfpRvMAESbC2bC8FUIMdNg", "date": "2012-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ec9No7ymBcE3EgcT9CQGrQ", "text": "This restaurant is a fantastic addition to Berkeley's southside! Awesome features include:\n\n1) Super clean. No tablecloths -- it's not super fancy -- but the tables are always cleaned after people leave and everything looks like it was purchased yesterday. I really appreciate a clean restaurant, and Pasta Bene gets an A+.\n\n2) Affordable. I haven't been to Gypsy's in a while, but I would generally say the prices are comparable. There's an unbeatable $5 lunch deal that I highly recommend.\n\n3) Delicious. The prices may rival Gypsy's -- but the quality is several levels above. All the food is served extra hot and is always tasty. The menu has a good variety -- from typical pastas and pizzas to more creative entrees. \n\n4) Friendly. The servers are really welcoming and bring water promptly to your table, and the woman behind the counter (I believe she's the owner/manager) is always smiling. \n\nI've already been twice and will definitely make it a regular stop for meals!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "akddLb_qbCtRV93bzpTtIg", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ed19kSvQCOq3lSRjU9xn3A", "text": "The food here is nothing special, but I think it is one of the better places to go to for Italian food in Berkeley. They're well known for their $5 lunch specials and have a pretty wide variety of dishes. The atmosphere is also really cute and clean. However, I don't think that in general (regular prices), I would choose to go here if I had the option of going to Gypsy's instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ehhNMaW9WozzDuU__f3Ykw", "text": "I went here for the first time today for lunch and was impressed with the quality/flavor of the food. It was also dirt cheap compared to other pasta restaurants in the east bay. \n\nFor lunch I had an order of bruschetta (2 pcs) and the spaghetti and meatballs. The bruschetta was excellent and served on a garlic toast. The tomato mixture had a very strong garlic flavor with a hint of black pepper. The spaghetti was light with a touch of red pepper (I think) and mushrooms. It is served with 4-5 little meatballs that are also very flavorful and delicious. My bill came out to less than $10 AND I still have a ton of leftovers. \n\nThe portions are appropriate with the costs and this a place that I would recommend to all my friends. I can't wait to go back and try the other dishes. Oh and the service was excellent!!\n\nMenu: http://pastabenesf.com/resources/Pasta_Bene_Berkeley.pdf", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rGtYFE9uliZOLefeCsM12Q", "date": "2010-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eiKBxc3Z3_zDlF6E4WiX8w", "text": "This place is pretty awesome. This is almost like a quick-dining pasta place. I'm sure they do a ton of to-go orders, and there are a good amount of people that dine-in as well. The set up is simple: order, pay, and wait for your food. That is also why I didn't quite expect so much. However, I was quite surprised! Yelp's 4 star was more than correct for this place, which is not always the case nowadays. We had two different types of pastas: one was a cream sauce tortellini and the other was a pesto base. Both were freakin' delicious, and we cleared our plates. Dishes are pretty much all below $10, and the flavors were similar to the more upscale places. Clean set up, variety, delicious, and easy on the wallet. We will be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LfCk-sL4Owgcu0Nk0CalgA", "date": "2012-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ELZoHlquLbCpBH6CgIaisg", "text": "This is about as good as you're going to do within a few miles of the berkeley campus for reasonably-priced Italian food. It's far better than gypsy's. Really, there's no comparison. Gypsy's is cheap, cheesy, fatty, inauthentic Italian food. \n\nPrices are super reasonable for lunch and fair for dinner. I've tried the various pastas, tortellini, bolognese, the lasagna, the salmon - all were good, pretty comparable to what I'd expect from a place charging 50% more. Service is good - I'm a voracious water drinker and my cup stays full. The atmosphere is simple but clean and modern.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fXxkvKROMHks9qLN-vnACA", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EQ6OV6PoqjcSrPR513IW5Q", "text": "We travel often to Berkeley because our son goes to CAL. We typically eat at the \"in walking distance to the campus\" food places on telegraph. Getting tired of the same ole, we opted to drive somewhere. This place was awesome. For our huge family that goes on these weekend trips. It was the perfect setting, kid friendly, large group friendly AND the food was great!\n\nThe bruschetta is great as is the garlic bread! I had the chicken marsala, yummy! In fact probably four of us got this meal and we all LOVED it! The kids shared a pizza and I didn't try it but it looked good. I also had the gorgonzola salad and my husband had the soup and we loved both. \n\nMy husband got the gnochhi and he is a gnochhi snob and italian so he is used to fresh, homemade gnochhi. It didn't taste fresh, meaning probably bought frozen and cooked. Good but if you like true gnochhi I probably would not order this item. \n\nSo many great choices and I can't wait to go back and try the next item!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "d5iL6ZIGQ_TvRFI_6UNNcg", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-eRs0Ob5lT0kzLY5r5HaLQ", "text": "$5 lunch specials!!! You can't get lower prices for pastas as good as the ones here!! Although the lunch special menu is limited to only a couple of dishes, the regular menu has a variety that you can choose from. The best dish in my opinion is the Gamberetto!!!!!!!! SO GOOD. Please try. \n\nThis place is perfect for hungry college students that have thin wallets. Cheap, clean, and fast. I don't know what more busy college students can ask for. It's also good for coming with big groups because you don't get effed over by tip/service charge!\n\nThe people that work here are also very kind. My friends and I threw a surprise birthday dinner for my friend, and we had a lottttt of people (25+) trying to squeeze into the corner where the bathrooms are... and although we kind of got in the way of the entrance to the kitchen, the workers were very understanding and nice about it. They even wanted a picture of us attempting to hide haha.\n\nOnly con: Tiramisu was whatever... but it's okay because this is PASTA Bene...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_EVQUAwJ1eH4-TSnABKO8Q", "text": "Yummy pasta, and the restaurant is actually NICE..I like that you just pay at the cashier (easy to split checks). I occasionally order their lunch specials", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rStrYkNcaqbIOB7wcMmzhQ", "date": "2011-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f6LpZO7QoCAvwDX7dXtyMg", "text": "I love pizza, pasta, garlic bread, and all things Italian ... but my husband doesn't eat dairy. This makes it a little bit difficult for us to go out to Italian food together at most places.\n\nSo I was really excited when I looked at the menu at Pasta Bene, because they have plenty of standard Italian restaurant fare for me, but also plenty of dairy-less options for my husband! He got some kind of chicken sandwich, and he said it was quite good. I ordered a pizza (which cost around $8.50) which was big enough for two meals.\n\nThe restaurant was informal, as you order at the counter and then find a table and wait for your food, but the dining room was relatively pleasant. There are large windows that face out onto the street, which allow a lot of light to come in. There's also a small outdoor seating area beyond the front door, but I'm not sure how much traffic might disturb diners sitting out there. Perhaps I'll check it out next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0ysw4BuNYjV9T5rPSz-Jnw", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f7octfxb_kqJUPpy1QRrfQ", "text": "I WISH THIS PLACE WAS CLOSER TO CAMPUS! \n\nI ordered the Bruchetta and the Melanzane. The Bruchetta was a little too cold, feels like they prepaid it and just took it out of the fridge. But the Melanzane was delicious! Beats Gypsy's greasy oily-ness. The Tiramisu had raspberry sauce on the plate, and it was the perfect fluffiness and taste of coffee. \n\nDefinitely coming back again for their pasta and dessert! c:", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L710jxONO3hfetWZB1tnqQ", "date": "2010-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FAx_7xaY11IzLsAQBDtPBA", "text": "If you'd like to be hit in the face with a salt donkey, then this is the Italian place for you. I ordered the chicken parmigiana, and the sauce tasted as if it were straight out of a can but with an entire shaker of salt. The chicken itself was hardly fresh, and I'm fairly certain it was some pre-made, frozen chicken parmigiana patty that was microwaved with a piece of cheese on top. It tasted rubbery.\n\nEven with the pasta that came with it, there was no cure for that over-salted chicken and marinara sauce. My god, Ragu or Preggo sauce tastes better than what I was served.\n\nWe also ordered bruschetta, and it, too, was salty, and it was obvious that the tomatoes were not fresh and had been sitting around somewhere. I swear to god, it was as though today was Salty Sunday and they decided to put your full-daily intake of salt in every bite of the meal.\n\nThe bruschetta was also soggy by the time they brought it to us.\n\nEpic fail.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "kH2thQh6SEIXSW3QYLOXDA", "date": "2010-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fIvoHF_Khk4WhoxVnxX8Bg", "text": "In terms of Berkeley Italian food, this is as good as it gets in the campus area. This place has a good variety of pastas and the portions are filling, but not over the top. I wish there were more selections with pesto, but the Rustico is my favorite. I've never had a lunch special, but for $5 it's pretty hard to beat. Also, the bread served with the pasta is super tasty!\n\nThere is always plenty of seating, and this place is great for students. Very clean and very cheap with a good location.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t0oG_WsVBJSKS5DQtStK-A", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fk9g8NOp4siD1RMxmBJ8VA", "text": "I've been here several times, with my first experience being quite negative. I don't recall the details but I remember arguing with the owner about an error with my bill. Since then I've had some reservations about coming back here.\n\nFor this experience, the food has remained the same since my last visit. Can't blame them for not changing anything considering the popularity of this restaurant. My preferred option is the Beef Lasagna, and it's now only $6 during lunch. A good deal considering the difficulty in making the dish in an Asian kitchen, but the dish is pretty standard. It seems to be getting smaller and smaller though...\n\nI really wish they would put greater effort on putting out all the dishes at the same time. The last dish on my table arrived more than 5 minutes after mine came out. Cold lasagna = not good.\n\nGreat for groups!! Each person buys their own meal at the cashier, so there's no bill to split.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FoEQoj3FSczhV8nfYLDGLQ", "text": "This place is great for so many reasons\n\nThe decor inside is warm and welcoming. Small but still spacious.\n\nThe menu offers just the right amount of options. I'm never afraid to try something new each time I go because it always comes looking and tasting great!  The dishes are so elegant and look expensive but the prices are very affordable. \n\nThey know how to treat their customers...you don't have to wait forever to get your order taken and the food comes at a very reasonable amount of time. \n\nDefinitely one of my favorite places to go with the family :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jsmMuTz8nNQzBRV0Gy7ApA", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GgYz1LKx71yHuKyPwu08-A", "text": "Was hanging out with my friend, working on her computer that just survived a virus attack, before deciding we were both hungry. We noticed this place just opened recently so we decided to give it a try.\n\nThe restaurant employs an order-at-the-counter system. The cashier was extremely nice and efficient, double checking to make sure she got my order right. The food came out quickly.\n\nGarlic bread: Crustless!! First time I've had crustless garlic bread and I think I like it that way quite a bit. Medium-heavy on the garlic, light on the butter, just how I like it. \n\nCrab cakes: It's SO easy to make crab cakes spongy or rock-hard due to poor execution. These were just right. Not overly-greasy and retained the flavor of the crab very nicely. The inclusion of the lettuce countered the spunk of the hollandaise and tartar saucy nicely, as well as adding another layer of texture.\n\nPenne bolognese: Similar pastas like this one at Gypsy's and other establishments overwhelms you with greasiness that makes you feel sick after eating. This one doesn't. The amount of sauce on the pasta was just right so the dish wasn't saturated in sauce. Could've used a little bit more flavor but a dash of black pepper fixed that.\n\nTiramisu: Twas yummy. Had a cranberry or raspberry garnish that gave it a zesty kick.\n\nThe owner was extremely hospitable and friendly, a nice change compared to those working at Milanese Caffe and Gypsy's. Will definitely come back here for my Italian fixes from now on.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yOe971pf2Ga8vh-E8Z2AwA", "date": "2010-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gHWIZILyHC9V97pZH49SDQ", "text": "Great food, good atmosphere, good location, good service. The best Italian food for the price range.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vzvwbzMTBYv5zTIm8YdE0A", "date": "2012-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GpZj8EzfyO5guJ3adKyS0A", "text": "I was allowed to customize my order! There were several really appealing items that I wanted to try and opted for the melanzane (fettuccini with roasted eggplant, sundried tomatoes & garlic in marinara sauce). I swapped the marinara sauce with alfredo and added chicken for $1 more to bring the entree to $7.95. I also ordered the garlic bread because I love garlic bread! The food took a bit long but it was certainly delicious! I need to come back for the highly-recommended tiramisu next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2011-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gT7IqFeUWNIuQd6mefuNAA", "text": "My pasta got a hair in it...though the pasta tastes not bad \nIt is okay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eh2B8fkXB74txShxLU0lgQ", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GWexSMN3MCvv0gf7i4Tl-Q", "text": "Fresh, light, and tasty is how I would describe their Italian food. Got a cesar salad, tried the bruschetta, and had some of the ham pineapple pizza. Everything was awesome, and I loved the service and decor. Very relaxing, modern, and peaceful. If you are looking for a nice place to sit down and relax in Berkeley, which is sometimes hard to find, I would definitely recommend this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rsuer0GQVX_iRyZ2EJDxSQ", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gygam809ONaIP9ocnsxmIg", "text": "Decent food at a decent price. I am a fan. \n\nHowever, this is where I realized I don't like mushroom soup, which was the soup of the day. It wasn't creamy like I expected. I took it home since I can't pour money down the drain. Later that night, I cooked spaghetti noodles and used the soup as the sauce. That actually came out delicious.\n\nOther than that, everything else was pretty good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KIoETnNja3zsopuPUfpy3w", "date": "2010-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hvMKjzpTk4k4CDvWBpZM7w", "text": "Very healthy but fulfilling portions, and you can taste the fresh herbs in the marinara sauce! \n\nBest bang for the buck if you go there for lunch specials (11am-3pm), then you pay $5 for great Italian food. \n\nI got the Beef Lasagna ($5) and Tiramisu ($3). Both were really good and didn't make me feel guilty. I'm definitely coming back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vMkfZiaFWlUm2Mf4Z8JFjA", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HXuQrKp8H00-tRicezoq2w", "text": "Food was really good spinach cheese ravioli was fresh but left hungry wanting more", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QRTdE3G7u9wS5jTHR9bc1g", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i099TwFmYagt8BBkPiOBVg", "text": "Good value, good food!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hoYv-1zbGhlezePDJTZkcA", "date": "2011-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IB_pTV8kG4-ummW9RWs9fA", "text": "Great Food , service and the owners are a delight to talk to. Went here with my aunt and uncle and they are regulars at this place for a long long time . Delicious !!!...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bzzPeh1bTZk4_M6Fm_b6bg", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iIq6pMW_v5MZUON070GWrQ", "text": "Yes, this place is delicious! I've ordered their apple walnut salad three times, and their Rustica is hearty. \n\nPortion size is a medium to large so I always get leftovers to go.  Very affordable and the food has yet to let me down.  Truly, the flavors taste fresh.  I ordered the salad and they were kind enough to add my missing mushrooms...particularly the cute waiter who also loves mushrooms.\n\nTheir tiramisu is so gooood and I don't care if they got it from a box, it's still wonderful!  Happy hour with beer is also awesome.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "80OtDWb070gr6jOek6lVkg", "date": "2010-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iOruHz-8QO_ASyAdDSbXKg", "text": "Best Italian restaurant around campus, better than Gypsy's and Milanese. Their pasta bene is so good! The vegetables all taste fresh and the capers are so mmmm. Their carcifio e pollo was also good, but it only came with two half artichoke hearts. The chicken was moist. \nNice and clean place. \nThey serve you your food. \n$5 specials from 11AM-3PM.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m7rbZtL4b8du326Ng43SiA", "date": "2011-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iug0mLClaG_oAsx3POZvQg", "text": "Pasta Bene is a nice little retreat away from the craziness of Telegraph Ave. The prices are great and the food is delicious. Family owned restaurant. They care about the quality of their food and are very sweet. Definitely give it a try! I found it on Yelp and am now spreading the word. :-)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uNhSF5ZK2hy1Q1WniZCFYQ", "date": "2010-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J78nJsRDhDJ2bzQ1nmul4g", "text": "I got the Gnochi Sausage based o my friends advice, and it lived up to my expectations, it was delicious!\nMy friends also suggested the tiramisu.  Its pretty cheap for just 3$, and seems homemade, tasty, but it doesn't have a very strong coffee flavor.\nThe food comes pretty fast, but the service isn't spectacular or anything, didn't get a water refill.\nI will definitely come back next time im in the mood for italian, probably for the lunch special.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hFjC4GELcCJ5tlDL6VYWVg", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JB5I5DIw2AhNj4brsRGkKg", "text": "Have been to this place on numerous occasions as it's a 3-block walk from where I live. I was highly sceptical of it when it opened a couple years ago but it's more than proven itself worthy. It's a cute cozy place, good for both lunch and dinner. You order and then seat yourself so there's no bill to take care of afterwards. They have pasta, pizza, salads and sandwiches, as well as a few beers on tap and wine. There are lunch specials and happy hour to take advantage of. My favorite dishes would have to be Marco Pollo, Gnocchi Sausage, and Beef Lasagna. Plates are nice size (usually end up with leftovers) and VERY reasonably priced for italian food. This place is just a bit farther down Telegraph from campus but tends to get crowded during peak times b/c there's not an overwhelming amount of seating. Overall, the food, service and atmosphere are great and prices are very reasonable. Comparable to Gypsy's in Asian Ghetto but a bit more spaced out and quieter. Highly recommend for lovers of Italian food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZZGcN0ulHhBznWtq5wychQ", "date": "2012-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JFyd5NEwBd2HD83Rpyp_eg", "text": "Don't come here if you have kids. The staff are friendly but the female owner will scold you if your kids laugh too loud. This is NOT a high end or QUIET restaurant. My kids voices drown in the atmosphere. All I can say is DON'T come if you have kids.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "I3391WfiN4iJ_uDTWK_xng", "date": "2011-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-jJBZla0KW4llcbk-hIS2w", "text": "Good! &comfy clean seating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jJk2p8mwPdQbIwWA7ugksQ", "text": "I love pasta so when I heard that there was this new place that had opened in Berkeley, I jumped at the chance to try it. I met up with a friend for dinner so I suggested that we go to pasta Bene since I'd seen that the reviews were pretty good. The atmosphere was pretty nice and we were immediately greeted and shown to a table. They had a wide variety of dishes and I was happy to see that prices were not so bad. We ordered the Bruschetta, Seafood Linguine (which just happened to be one of the specials), Marco Pollo, and a Tiramisu. Each dish was equally delicious. The Bruschetta was topped with a ton of tomatoes which I really liked. The seafood linguine had a kind of spicy zest to it that I found very appealing. My friend ordered the Marco Pollo. I was a bit skeptical of the dish since it had peas in it and I'm not that fond of peas, but I tried a bit and it was fantastic! The tiramisu was in a world of it's own as it came with a few strawberries and I believe with a bit of blueberry jam. \nThe waitress was also very friendly and talked to us when she came to fill up on water (which happened quite a lot) and to take our plates. \nI saw previous reviews that mentioned that the portions were small, but I was pretty filled by the end and even had a bit leftover to take home. I would definitely suggest this place to other people and will be going back for multiple times to come.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FmuonyC5dxeH7ixUTPLK8A", "date": "2010-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jK0SOQwtJZt9jGPxPQg48Q", "text": "My best friend and I went to Berkeley to walk around today when we saw this place called Pasta Bene.  We weren't sure if we wanted to go inside or not because it looked like it was a little out or our price range.  The place was very nice and clean looking, so we decided to check out the menu and the prices.  To our surprise,  the place was very cheap!  We sat down and ordered an order of bruscetta first and then for the main course,  Gamberetto and Chicken Parmigiana.  My family is from Italy so I am a pretty big critic about my Italian food but....this place is AWESOME!!!!!!!   The brusetta reminded me of visiting Italy in 2001 and the food was even better.  We were so amazed...we are now official regulars of Pasta Bene.  The sauces are home-made, pasta and ingredients.  The owners and servers were very nice and I felt like we were home.  Thank you Pasta Bene for the beautiful taste of Italy!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YOHM52jkoxEGmtFinubVEA", "date": "2010-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jMn79LrLXzbcSmExUz4zRQ", "text": "Came here after my final because I was craving something Italian, hearty and warm & this place hit the spot. \n\nMy friend and I were the only ones there when we walked in, and an older man (the owner, I presume) greeted us warmly and explained to us his menu. He was really sweet and accommodating, he basically told us \"here is my menu, but I can make whatever you'd like.\" I ordered the eggplant fettuccine and my friend ordered the penne bolognese, which was the daily deal for $5.95. \nWe paid and sat down and waited for our food. Really nice environment, with dark wood tables. It felt a bit fancy even though we ordered at the counter. \n\nThe person who took our order was extremely attentive, he brought us water 2 minutes after we sat down, and we got our steaming plates of pasta soon after. My eggplant fettuccine was okay, it was nice & warm, but it lacked flavor. On the other hand, the Penne Bolognese was amazing! It was meaty, cheesy & tomato-y. It packed a punch, you could tell it took a long time to cook, and there were bits of juicy mushroom pieces in it as well. For $6, it was worth it. They provide pieces of toasted bread with the pasta for leftover sauce-dunking, which was perfect. One odd thing I noticed though, and this may be my OCD, but both our pastas were a little past al dente, almost soggy but not quite. Our server came by a few times to make sure we were doing okay, which was nice.\n\nOverall, good food, great service, but I'd like to see how they'd fare with more customers. I'd recommend going there to try them out. They have pizzas, pastas, and meat entrees. The owner highly recommended the chicken parmigiana, i'll have to come back and try that some other time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mqq__jaSYdBpmFF7by-ezg", "date": "2010-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jOmz4yebbSQW4t_4JeK4zQ", "text": "Best value food for the price. Very affordable and very delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lmDjj7R-zmoKo6WqSTVC1w", "date": "2012-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jRTBxLjpOw5e2meuHsKnJg", "text": "Well...After a long break from Yelp, here I am. This reviews also pretty late so I'll try to sum up all the importants. \n\nTo be honest with all of you guys...I'm not THAT fond of Pasta Bene. Sure it's clean and it has a great atmosphere that's usually buzzing with people and great weather but I feel like the food just isn't up to it. I've tried a few dishes such as Tortellini Primavera, Gnocchi with Sausage, and some others. My favorite was the Tortellini Primavera. They also give you huge portions for what you pay and it's a lot. The food is pretty heavy from all the carbs and whatnot so you'll leave feeling full for sure. The appetizers aren't bad. I actually really like the calamari and the fries were good. I wouldn't go the way to order fries but I'd definitely steal a few of my friends. \n\nService is good with attentive waiters but when it gets packed...oh man...Distance wise is awesome. I pretty much live a few blocks from it and it's definitely walkable. I wouldn't recommend driving but I'm sure you'll be able to find street parking within a block or two away. \n\nI don't hate this place but that doesn't mean I love this place with a passion like the reviewer that's several reviews above me who has symbols and capital letters every few letters. :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UMQWYXnDUluAxGZfKWN9bQ", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jsC8We334qHs307gQPm0eQ", "text": "6 dollar lunch specials, but too bad theres only 5 selections.\n\nI had the eggplant marinara one (no meat!). The pasta was pretty bomb - it made me forget completely that I wasn't eating any meat. Hell, I wouldn't mind going vegetarian for a week if I had Pasta Bene. \n\nWill definitely come back next time", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nW-OBGp0tfKyOMEJhb-DPw", "date": "2011-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kg3yPl9aSktwgMFd92W8vQ", "text": "ambiance//****\nspacious . large windows . high ceilings!\n\nservice//****\nsuper nice an efficient...i asked to swap out my pasta and they gave me every choice out there!\n\nfood//**\nthe food in iteself was alright...a good deal for what you pay for\n\n~*~\ncheap eat for a uni student...but not for the foodie snobs\nwe came here because maoz shut down! =(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TiD1JrLX-LiCdQabMwj4Fg", "date": "2012-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kine0UahoU0x07y4e7SL6Q", "text": "Didn't even know this place existed until my friend took me here so when I saw it I didn't expect much from it, but surprisingly this place is really good. \n\nIt was kind of awkward because we were the only customers in here (it was so quiet...I felt as if the workers were eavesdropping on us) but I guess that's because they just opened and many people didn't know about it. Our waiter was extremely friendly and nice and was always making sure we had everything we need. Well, maybe too nice? I felt as if he was watching our table from afar making sure our glass of water wouldn't go down the 2/3-full mark. \n\nAnyway, nice, cheap, Italian food. Definitely the cheapest Italian restaurant I've been to so far around Berkeley, which is a (+), and your portion size is generous too! \n\nComing back here again for sure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kq8DX2coLF5fOXLrGnRdXA", "text": "Pasta Bene is definitely better than Gypsy's. I love their atmosphere, service, and food. I've tried their Marco Pollo, Gnocchi Sausage, and Beef Lasagna - all were satisfactory. One thing is, their price seems a bit too pricey. Yes, their food is great especially compared to other places near campus, but honestly it's a bit overpriced for the objective quality. Nevertheless, their Lunch Specials make up for that, and I'd be glad to go back any day to grab lunch with a friend.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kUNOrD5SpwUbFlgSdtyYdg", "text": "This place is great. I highly suggest coming for their cheap lunch specials that puts Gypsy's to shame. The only difference is you do get more food with Gypsy's but also more grease and indigestion.\n\nMy favorite experience was having an awesome conversation with the waitress who genuinely seemed to love working there and talking about the food that they make from scratch. I had the Chicken Ravioli which she recommended and I could not have had a single regret. For $8.95, I had a decent portion which filled me up and I would have taken it home for leftovers, but the rest of my party couldn't keep their forks off my plate. Delish!\n\nFor the price, the food is definitely worth a dine-in experience to experience all of the great flavors in their dishes. I will be back very very soon to try out the rest of their dishes. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FTBUYeJB8jIIeNASyYq3dA", "date": "2010-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L3lBxtzoda-sIO5yjV0oSw", "text": "Sunday afternoon was pretty empty so I was a little skeptical to go in but glad I did. Good portions, decent prices, and tasty. Tomato cream sauce was delish. Not a fancy place but clean with plenty of seating area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IQGi-3XZK3DlbDlAJjFPmw", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lbF6Fh4JrhHCXyM3Q7R8_Q", "text": "This is an update on some of their food.  \n\nTheir Gnocchi Sausage is soo good. I think I just fell in love.  It's chewy yet not tough.  The sauce is not watery, but not too thick either.  \nI also had their Tropicana pizza, yum! Crispy crust, and awesome combination of toppings.  \nThe Chicken Piccata is also great, I love their lemon and caper sauce.  OMG So good!!!\n\nHonorable mention: Marco Polo, Chicken Marsala, and the King Salmon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qun3bbPk00EBjrYV2-tAvg", "date": "2010-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ltqhe8m3mCkGL8J1ZV04LA", "text": "Crab cake was horrible, def. frozen......Pasta was alright, not spectacular. Wouldn't want to go back again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sI8IBFKsF8637Ck3_FD7jA", "date": "2011-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lTxa0Vq6HOO5JIOkIsrrfA", "text": "I can't believe this place is on telegraph and I've only ever recently gone to eat here, I did NOT expect it to be so good! The pasta was so good, the portions were big and the best part was everything was under ten dollars! If you're looking for a good cheap Italian meal in Berkeley I'd definitely tell you to go here!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Nfbt-iiYCqEx-4PxdIjAZw", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mclMohDxVxK1kvbT1NtsFQ", "text": "I really liked the layout of the restaurant, was really nice interior and plenty of seating. They also had pitchers for 13 bucks, would of totally got one or two if I had a bigger party. I had the Beef Lasagna which was pretty cheap, I think it was 6.95? Cheap eats + good service = always good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CKpdWs1whhobP2jH1yh2fA", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Me3FovAQgySNTkTbcBxNYg", "text": "Price is a spice. Decent quality at a great price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8WL_j_RlejMq0s2HHVkOYQ", "date": "2012-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MF6NZYwfivTM5BQP05ja2g", "text": "There are sooo many things i like about pasta bene!\n\nFOOD - delicious! I have yet to be disappointed. My favorite is the Tortellini Primavera...tomato creme sauce with tri colored tortellini and fresh veggies. (Get there before 7 p.m. to get $3 pint / $12 pitchers!) For their $5.95 lunch special i usually go with the Melanzane which has perfectly cooked eggplant in it.\n\nSERVICE - they are all soo nice! from the sweet owner lady to all the college student servers. Very timely service, always refilling waters and checking in on you at the right moments. \n\nAMBIANCE - i love all the hole-in-the-wall restaurants in Berkeley, but coming from Orange County sometimes i just miss eating at nice, clean, new-looking places. Pasta Bene is neatly set up, has good lighting, and low-key music. They also have a lovely patio to enjoy on nice nights and sunny days. \n\nPRICES - i think the prices are decent. You get a good amount of quality food for under $10 (or under $6 at lunch). ** Also, you order and pay at the front when you get there, so it's great for groups so you all don't have to fight over how to split the bill!\n\nOverall this place is great, absolutely no complaints. If you live in the UC Berkeley campus area, it's definitely worth trying!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TVPzKHwPVsk_H-s7TYsWZw", "date": "2011-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mk-aPLQrFmvM1gzwmws4OQ", "text": "Love, love, love this little place! I stopped in tonight for dinner with my sister. I wasn't at all expecting everything to be as good as it was!!! What a surprise to have such a delicious meal for such a great price. I had a house salad and a pasta dish with eggplant!!!! I was in heaven. The service was fast and friendly too. Perfecto!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "20Otz1C7tNUdEYRg4cptaA", "date": "2011-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MQ8Glk_vgoTx5f8KL-OBJQ", "text": "Pasta Bene, you are awesome. I think you were made just for me. The best time to come here is around three when the lunch special ends (order some $5 pasta and enjoy) and happy hour begins (hello, $10 pitcher of beer). It's perfection.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7MVDeXxDh85xlH0SzhmngQ", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MtyxAwVZMQy0yshOMfREIg", "text": "Customer service is obviously not one of Pasta Bene's priorities. They want your money and want you to get out as soon as possible. The angry cashier assumed my party of 5 was with the group of 15 other Asians that came in before us, and tried to charge us a 20% gratuity. She threw a fit when we told her that we were a separate group and reluctantly gave us our money back.\n\nAs far as the food goes, it's nothing you can't get at any other cheap Italian take out place like Gypsy's. Standard pasta, standard prices.\n\nPros:\n-Noodles cooked well\n-Lasagna\n\nCons:\n-Service\n-Mediocre dishes\n\n\n-Joseph", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RenR1DskfQZ3vzDxjt1tIg", "date": "2012-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MXKgEZu518t2T6u57xxwFA", "text": "While the location may be a little odd, Pasta Bene is probably the best affordable Italian food in the Berkeley Campus area. The prices are comparable to the other Italian places around town; but with the new specials and daily happy hour deals; Pasta Bene comes out as both the least expensive and the best tasting. \n\nI had a pint of Sierra Nevada and the Chicken Parmesan; for under $15 the meal was filling and satisfying. I would recommend the Chicken Parmesan as well as their Eggplant Sandwich, also try to snag some Foccacia bread with your order.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rPBE52wRfXFRYwU9IZxfGg", "date": "2010-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n7a9s3LF8VGJb_poD4Ac5A", "text": "Love this place!  I've been here at least five times and never once have I had a complaint.  The pasta dishes are great and of decent portion sizes, restaurant interior is nice (a much better place for a sit-down meal compared to Gypsy's in Asian Ghetto), and I've had probably some of the best service here (compared to other places around campus that usually have mediocre service for college students.. ugh).  The bread that they give you with the pasta dishes is really delicious too, IMO.  $5 lunch specials are great as well! \n\nLocation on Telegraph is not ideal, but at least it's usually not too difficult to find parking if you go for dinner.  Am definitely starting to frequent this place... yum!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CF7oHtUo6sh8QVJ2wimAbA", "date": "2010-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n9ID1TS5xjaGb-FklJuxng", "text": "It's a nice little romantic Italian restaurant.  Not pretentious, and pretty casual.  Great for groups.  Despite being located in the university section of the city, the client\u00e8le range from college students to young professionals.  \n\nThe food is great.  Generous portions for the price, and always pleasing to the tongue.  All in all, a place to go for a casual date night, or with a group of friends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rz69_bI7uTRGFocCR8mdjA", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N_bP_L-lkbrOfZmd7AzM2A", "text": "Perhaps the real problem for me was that I had a different expectation. No, it was more than that. It was the food. Really mediocre.\n\nPronouncing the word Chianti with a soft \"Ch\" by multiple staff people. Let's start with that. Pasta overcooked to the point of mushiness. A sauce that had no flavor. Eggplant parm undercooked. Yum.\n\nIt's a total college scene, much louder than I anticipated. That's fine. Overcooking pasta by a mile is unacceptable in a place that is \"italian\".\n\nOn the flip side, the prices are cheap and the service is friendly. But I won't ever go back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6aAzEkerKqZPneFkzXrsBg", "date": "2012-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ngoE9TsEN4aZ7IJiK7YhmQ", "text": "new pasta place opened in Berkeley! not very populated yet, but I predict it will be quite the joint once school is in session. \n\nCame here with three friends and ordered their pasta dishes: Chicken Marsala, Gnocchi, and some type of ravioli. I would highly recommend the Gnocchi since it was delicious and flavorful! I ordered the chicken marsala and noticed how the mushrooms were drenched in wine previously, so the whole meal deserves 4-5 stars because of their deliciousness! The chicken came in one piece and was super tender. \n\nOverall, this Italian place hits the spot for me. Not too creamy/rich but just right to feel not so guilty eating a carb-ful meal. \nAlso, the service is absolutely lovely! Gracie, the waitress, split our bills four ways without us informing her that we would pay individually, which made our exit much faster & pleasant. \n\nI'd also recommend the Tiramisu cake - layers of delicate combo between cake/chocolate/musse. Absolutely delightful!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "v4dBtkYuBNM9Oo2DwAQXNg", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nQ8yg9RvRQVsi1cCQR6QNQ", "text": "Two words...Chicken Marsala. Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.  It's so good! So much flavor and the chicken and mushrooms are perfectly marinated and give off the most wonderful aroma.  \n\nIf you don't like marsala, I'd say go for the Tortellini Primavera. It's a vegetarian dish, but really good. The sauce is creamy, but not too dense.\n\nIf you go here, you have to try their garlic bread! They make it themselves, so its always fresh.\n\nI've ordered business lunches here a couple of times and you get a really good deal, if you pick up your order you get 20% off of the total cost.  Everyone in my offices loves this place now, so I'll definitely be ordering from them again :]", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fOHvV2iqEcKglYKEmPnsqw", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NSBEf-aEOq8B-gu6wnxZFQ", "text": "I think they might have misunderstood my order, so my wait was a little longer than my friends'. I ordered the Chicken Parmigiana, which comes with bread and fettucini. When it finally came, the food was nice and hot. It seemed like they spared no haste in getting food out as soon as it was prepared. \n\nThe chicken had an immediate punch as soon as I tasted it. It was rich in texture and seasoning, and the cheese was sweet and wholesome. The pasta was okay; I was too full to finish it (as is the usual case when I eat at an Italian restaurant.) The bread was so awesome! It's warmed with butter and browned, and it went down so smoothly. \n\nDefinitely hitting this place up again soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1H02qa2PtV_Qz1CFZr2bUQ", "date": "2011-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o2krnsQdR1o4Gau7PrYsfg", "text": "I came here a second time with my mother and brother for lunch because it was so close to my brother's apt. \n\nBummer they increased the lunch specials from $5 to $5.95. But still delicious! \n\nMELANZANE: Fettuccini with roasted eggplant, sundried tomatoes & garlic in marinara sauce. I love anything eggplant! Their roasted eggplant was breaded before roasting, so there was a slight crispy layer on the outside while the inside was nice and soft. The sundried tomatoes provided a sweet and tangy bite to the pasta.\n\nPENNE BOLOGNESE: I ordered this dish for my mother because she's not a big fan of cheese, but likes heartier dishes. This definitely hit the spot and was a big portion with a nice meaty sauce.\n\nBEEF RAVIOLI:  my brother wasn't that hungry so he got the beef ravioli. They were big ones, but only came with 5, which is surprising compared to the size of the other dishes. I would say don't get the ravioli for the lunch special because the portion isn't that big!\n\nThis remains a cute little place in this area of Telegraph. You can definitely sit outside or by one of their big windows during a nice day for a relaxing lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o4ovxKw5RpZ6tc8yAZBfhA", "text": "After restaurant-hopping to see what we wanted to eat, my friends and I finally chose Pasta Bene for an Italian Dinner. \n\nThe food:\n\nI ordered a Cheese Ravioli, which was about $7.62. The ravioli was supposedly stuffed with spinach, ricotta, and parmesan, served in a marinara sauce with two pieces of bread. I say supposedly because I couldn't taste or see any spinach at all, and instead it had mushrooms, ricotta, and possibly parmesan, which I also didn't see or taste. I don't know whether or not they made a mistake or the menu was wrong, but either way it was bland and boring. Don't order it, unless you just want something with smaller portions on the cheaper end.\n\nOne friend ordered the Carciofi e Pollo, which consisted of linguini with chicken breast , artichoke hearts, and assorted vegetables like carrots and zucchini in an olive-oil herb sauce (also with two pieces of bread). We shared our food, and I found this dish to be fine; the vegetables were cooked well, the pasta was freshly done, and I'm generally a fan of olive oil-based sauces. It was slightly bland, but a little pepper and salt sufficed. The portions were also generous.\n\nThoughts on the food: The dishes themselves seemed to be very basic. The Carciofi e Pollo was basically a mix of linguini, chicken breast, and vegetables that could have been made easily at home, and there were no extra spices or other method of cooking that made the dish special. The Cheese Ravioli was just a double bummer because it was different from what was on the menu and it didn't taste the best. The only thing I really enjoyed from that dish was the bread.\n\nThe service:\n\nA little disappointing. We ordered and waited for 10 minutes, but they didn't give us water until we asked for it ourselves, and the lady at the cashier acted surprised when we didn't already have the water. There were a few customers, however, and there was one table with about 12 people, so I guess that's forgivable.\n\nOverall result: For somewhat decent food/portions and lacking service, a 3.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o8vfbTQTACBT6W9pCC2oGg", "text": "Not crowded Friday afternoon. Got one of the lunch special deals, and it was just decent. Probably not coming back here again. Maybe i got the wrong item on the menu but this place just didn't cut it for me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OcSyk3m2OTdOlvPu6h2ijg", "text": "This place is still awesome. Have tried a few other dishes and they are all good. I am so impressed with the quality of the food and the atmosphere for the price. They're business model rocks and they're so nice too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "j1JLPKieLDpFznz1AzbHpA", "date": "2012-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pA-qX_OcZYIqLLRspU1-Ww", "text": "I'm going to start off by saying that I love that there's an older, fatherly/grandfatherly man in charge in the kitchen.\n\nThanks to Yelp for helping me find this place! The food was a lot better than I would have ever expected, especially since the prices for everything were so reasonable. I ordered the Marco Pollo and it was yummy in my tummy. No joke. I would recommend trying to eat all of it at the restaurant though as the sauce separates and a good amount of oil comes out of the sauce... not the most appetizing sight. But that aside, the service was very friendly so I would definitely come back if I'm ever craving some good Italian in Berkeley again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pn0uS2Q7rzjKQMCBsIO83A", "date": "2010-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PGjxNwdC1Wl2snXnks3Sag", "text": "Great environment. Good food at a great price. The food is nothing special, so not something I would go out of my way for.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9_O_G4PXYXAtQEu8HPreOA", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pl8Ad62xaZf52sD601Jicg", "text": "This place is great.  The food is fantastic, We had the calamari which was perfectly done.  I do not always like fried calamari, if it is too deeply fried, but this is perfectly done and it had a little cilantro (i think thats what it was) on it and that gave it a great flavor.  Then we split eggplant parmagiana and  a pasta called rustica which had sausage and eggplant.  Both were great.  The eggplant dish was very large.  It was so inexpensive and listed as an appetizer so we expected it would be small.  The food was very fresh.   It was done perfectly.  I have this dish many places and this was about the best, and I think it was $5.95.  The Rustica pasta was also perfectly done.  The red sauce was a little sweet and really good.  The eggplant was freshly sauteed.\nThey also have a good selection of beers on tap.\n\nI think this place is the best value that I have been too in a long time.  It is also kind of fun because it is near campus, so lots of students, but lots of others as well, and parking is easy down there.\n\nEveryone seems to mention the service in the yelp reviews.  They were so friendly and attentive.  The food came very quickly and they kept refilling our ice tea and water  We also talked to the owner as we were leaving.  She was really really nice and you can tell she really cares about the food.  This is not a woman that would skimp on quality.  You gotta try this place.\n\nMy only problem with this place is I want to try other things on the menu, but want to have exactly the same things as well!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ztVVXEy6Cu4cxCAKpAhqEA", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ppy3vnw8DxJNa_Ruxs8KFg", "text": "Underappreciated (hidden?) gem of a place. Nothing on the menu is the BEST ____ you've ever had, but everything I've ordered has been reliably good, and the pricing is attractive, especially if you're a student. My personal favorite items are the lasagna and the gnocchi with sausage. The pizzas aren't bad either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RdvF0neSwkZUwMrNHMGkrQ", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PQxH0mvHrnpAZZTrapFR1w", "text": "I Love Pasta !!! And really Pasta Bene is the spot !!!\n\nThe only thing I would change it, is that I would do it Full Service .. \n\nIt is not much work going to make the order, BUT its also a pleasure to seat and be served. And the waiters almost do that, but when you tip for service, is difficult to do it before eating.\n\nService and food is the best at Pasta Bene !!!\n\nNext time I'll say to the owner about the full service, is better for us and for the waiters .. they deserve it .. that way it is fair for everybody !!!\n\nMay be the focus would be Students .. but the restaurant doesn't  look that way from outside. \n\nSee you there ...........", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AD8P-wTZlVZ2xPIMXk8pJA", "date": "2010-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PsrgJcOGoO4o-Nwy-Ghlyw", "text": "My boyfriend and I tried this place out for the first time because he and I were craving Italian food. And instead of going to Gypsy's (which to me doesn't really count as Italian food, for some odd reason), we decided to try out this new place. I checked out a few reviews on Yelp and they seemed promising. And true to many reviewers' words, the pricing was pretty darn good. \n\nWe walked in and were a little confused about whether we should seat ourselves, order first fast food style, or what. But the workers were very helpful and kindly seated us at a table and handed us menus (even though there is a huge menu behind the counter). We ordered the crab cakes as our appetizer because many people mentioned it in their reviews. It was smaller than I thought, but pretty tasty. For our entrees, my boyfriend ordered the salmon dish and I ordered the chicken parmigiana. I guess I should've been a little more adventurous, but I had the waiter help me choose between two dishes. I think I'll try to go for the other one next time.\n\nOverall, I enjoyed it. It was pretty empty inside, but it didn't feel too uncomfortable. I might drop by and just order to-go next time because it seems pretty quick and easy since we saw many others come in and do just that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "G23Zv3XN_L9WrzpLQM9tMw", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PyYvgHk7KTl7O1_M4kKcGg", "text": "Cashier was super friendly. \n\nFood was good, and cheap too. This place is made for students who are on low budgets. Happy Hour is from 3-7pm, $3 for a pint of beer, what more can you ask for?\n\nGreat hang out place for a group of friend =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zkt_zFx7QlsLZapq_zFW_g", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qfp1QY3Q1U50INsEpZFoJA", "text": "I have been consistenly eating here since it opened not long so long ago. They were so good that they drove the other Italian place across the street to extinction within a few months. I also cycles through their menu as a Berkeley student and I have two favorite dishes: \n\n- Pasta Bolonese fills the tummy and is one of the six dishes on special during their lunch hours. Perfect for the budget conscious. \n\n- Chicken Marsala is my ultimate favorite because they give me a fat piece of chicken with angel hair-like pasta drizzled with a wine sauce and some wine-soaked mushrooms. Protein, check; carbs, check; mushroom nutrients, check. Although sometimes when the mushrooms taste too wine-y I don't eat all of them. \n\nWhen they just opened, I came with a friend and they served us complimentary bruschetta. How nice! :) Alas, now they are too popular! \n\nThe ambience of the restaurant is relaxing too. The cute old Italian couple who operates the restaurant also add to the ambience. Perfect for gatherings or for casual dates (which I see all the time...)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4jPFBQaXtoUM0I2RV0wpUA", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qH1NfUx79HeuwP3UwSz7Sg", "text": "Cafe Bene is reminds me of a more upscale version of Gypsy's Trattoria Italiano in the Asian Ghetto. It's got a similar set up with your classic Italian menu except no calzone at Pasta Bene. It's also super cheaper and very affordable for college students nearby. Some differences: (1) Pasta Bene is cleaner with actual dishes and silverware, (2) servers at Pasta Bene brings you the food (you get a number tag), (3) Pasta Bene serves alcohol. \n\nOverall, I must say that I still like Gypsy's better... but perhaps, it might be for old times sake.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Z8Q6AZm63tM3eLz8vmdk9w", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QPxCo2-Ou-vN6Fi2PM-1jg", "text": "Since I live nearby, I come pretty often. The lunch special deal is really nice, although it used to be cheaper. The portions are just right and the ingredients are very fresh! The staff is also super friendly and nice. The restaurant is a nice, peaceful place to study since it's in the less busy area of Telegraph.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UWV4K2IC2oWGtefurEBN6Q", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qSPpnZOAEno149LIPQL34g", "text": "i recently went with a friend to eat dinner here. it wasn't that crowded, but maybe it was because it was the middle of the week.\n\nwe sat down and were given water and menus. i don't remember if the waiter came and took our order, or if we went up to the counter and told him directly, but the food came out quickly.\n\ni had the marco pollo. it came with two small pieces of white bread. the pasta was really good. the portions were pretty filling. \n\ni would come back if i were ever in berkeley looking for italian food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s3l09HBn-sWqFHgDIuqeKg", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qyhh-_LiR5GI7M3ds2-_Og", "text": "I've been eating here for a good 6 months now since I live across the street.  I get it to go, I eat in with friends.  Its never failed to provide a cost effective solution to my italian food cravings.  I've pretty much tried everything on the menu.  I have to recommend the Chicken Picatta and the King Salmon in the pasta department.  Their pizza and bruschetta is also delicious and not to be overlooked.  The old couple that owns / manages the restaurant is very friendly and attentive to customer needs.  I've never had trouble with a large or small party here, although at times the line can get plenty long during busy hours.   So far, the food has been consistent and feels very traditional Italian without the hassle or cost of a nicer sit down restaurant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R1ypQcxkNsagh_nvDf0j_g", "text": "Great service and mouth-watering food.\n\nPenne bolognese was the entre choice of the night!   I also ordered a tantalizing side of bruschetta for ONLY $2!  All of this and the bill was only about $10!!\n\nGreat dinner near Berkeley campus!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wEwvHwX4Zb4Xled3T_NQNA", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R5hSmdcvpGd9x85M6QX44w", "text": "While the prices-for-the-food-and-decor is still hard to beat...\n\nAfter having a full dinner service experience the first three times I went to Pasta Bene, I was forced to order and pay at the front (and get a plastic number) my last time. It made me kind of sad, since the food was still good and I still had my water glass refilled by a waiter.\n\nTheir bathroom was still squeaky clean though. I'll give them that one.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UE0y4lm6ILoXhyLrtVlo4g", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RCNk7PQkibirg0yWgZMSlw", "text": "I'm so sad.  This used to be a great, locally owned bakery that I used to get my fresh bread from when I was still a student at Cal.\n\nIt's one of those, place your orders at the register then find a seat, places.\n\nIt was moderately busy with a lot of seating.  Although there is really only one waitress, but I'm not complaining.  She did come around a good 3-4 times to see how we were doing.  Hats off to her since she was flying it solo in a somewhat packed place.\n\nThey have very decent portions for some yummy Italian food at moderate prices.  I got the Chicken Picatta which was pretty good.  I'd like to see some vegetables with the dish as it was basically pasta with chicken and capers and some bread.  Some veggies on the side would have created the right balance of carbs, protein and vegetables.  I also found a lemon seed in my chicken, but nothing to complain about, it happens.\n\nAlthough I have to say my heart still belongs to Cafe Milense down the street as the food is a little cheaper and helped fill me up when I was a po' college student.\n\nI highly recommend!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2011-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RiI4Q_idUMKUbXk0bal8bQ", "text": "I tried this place for the first time today and I left quite satisfied!  It's a bit further away than the campus than I'd prefer (since I have classes on Northside), I liked the contemporary and open setting.  Definitely did not expect that kind of atmosphere.\n\nI ordered something simple, Cheese Ravioli.  Partly because it's one of their $5 lunch specials (which is a great deal!), but also because I wanted to try something more basic for my first experience here.  Service was very friendly, but it took a decent bit of time for the food to come out.  Overall, the ravioli had a nice, al-dente texture, but it was slightly lukewarm and slightly too much sauce for my taste.  It also came with two pieces of bread which were okay.\n\nOverall, I liked this place, but next time I'll try something a little more extravagant.  4/5 stars for now!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3eNXSh82_4UThqhJBwkrbA", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RP0or_tHPLugjf6hbc_3Yw", "text": "This place really was damn good.  I am indeed a fan.\n\nI half-service.  You order and they bring your food, drinks, and check in on you.  All of the staff members were great.  The cashier was nice as could be, and the server was attentive and friendly.\n\nThe food was great.   All of our dishes had a great presentation.  I had a special, which was a chicken pesto ravioli in alfredo sauce.  It was divine.  I loved it.  The portion was a little small.  I only got 5 raviolis which weren't that big and the plate costs $9.  A lot of the other reviewers talked about how cheap and how much food you got, but that was not my experience.  But what I did eat was very tasty.\n\nI will be going back, and that's really all that matters.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z7ux4V1__Ni1Xc6gp8PvJQ", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rU7iFB9Oh4SJkLLisdGYUg", "text": "Pasta Bene is one of my favorite restaurants near the UC Berkeley campus.\n\nLet's talk about the food. Delicious, fresh and affordable.  Everything is made upon order. You can view their items on their large menu or see a regular sized menu when you get up to the register to order. They have a great lunch special from 11:00 a.m am until 3:00 p.m. consisting of a $5.95 entree item.  They usually have choices that change every day.  \n\nMy personal favorite is the \"Chicken Breast Sandwich\" with french fries on the side. Always delicious. It's a great mix of flavors. The chicken is always well season and it's always a pleasant meal.\n\nThe service is outstanding. The servers are cordial and the owners are almost always  present at the restaurant.\n\nOverall, I have not had a bad experience here. Definitely a must have for either lunch or dinner. \n\nIt can be a quick bite or a nice sit down place.\n\nJust try it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pEUypn4jOewphNtHgvcHwg", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rZWsVYbTfodGxXbfF8YZmQ", "text": "Hmm. I've heard a lot of people tell me how good Pasta Bene's is, but I don't like their food  Went once, thought it was average.  Heard everyone raving about it, and thought, \"Maybe I just got a bad dish, I'll give it another try!\"  But when I went I was disappointed again.  \n\nI can't really put my finger on an exact complaint, other than that I've had much better Italian food.  Maybe it's just my personal taste, and I can't name a better Italian alternative to Pasta Bene (Gypsy's, maybe), but just not feelin this place.  \n\nOverall:  I've heard a lot of good things about this place, but I didn't find it remarkable.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kVwvb9vW0sPBGryY8slB-w", "date": "2012-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s3f4XnadzgIN-67v0NiF9g", "text": "The food was delicious and well presented with sizable portions and a reasonable prices.  The place looks clean and the service was great.  I would come back for more.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Omb9WwQgj1K0B2nGSow7fg", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S9Mor9J_dZJrJiV-tr42CA", "text": "You know Pasta Bene is too good when you forget to write a review and end up coming back again and again.\n\nI can't count how many times I've been back here trying new things on the menu. Everything is delicious and reasonably priced! Even though it's a little further from campus than Gypsy's, I personally like Pasta Bene more because the pasta isn't as oily. Another plus is the bread! It's much softer than the one at Gypsy's and complements the pasta sauce well.\n\nMy personal favorites are the Gnocchi Sausage and the Gamberetto. Don't forget to try the tiramisu!\n\nI also really like the place since it's great for large groups. The staff that work there are very helpful and always do a great job with the food and the service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kfx4iNKWfp3nB9krNNA2vg", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SEflyH4_bYk6kTiC903g-A", "text": "The Honest Truth: Not bad.  The environment is nice and its a good place to sit down and have a casual meal.  The food is presented well, but I wouldn't say that the flavors are anything too too special.  Portions are not that big, but enough to make you content.  Service is good.  Get the gnocchi sausage.\n\nThe Details:\nI've been here a couple times.  I haven't been amazed at the food, but its decent and I like the environment of the place.  Its casual, but its a good place to sit down for a meal in Berkeley.  I've had the rustico, lasagna, gnocchi sausage, and the chicken parmigiana.  I thought the rustico lacked a little flavor, although most people say they like it.  The lasagna was good, but its just lasagna.  gnocchi sausage has good flavors, but the portion isn't that big.  Chicken parmigiana is decent as well.  I like the tiramisu that they have.  The service is always friendly and nice, but the food is only decent for me. I like the flavors of gypsy's but Pasta Bene is definitely cleaner tasting and not as heavy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sfyqV8VESYt_EsHAO8ZWyA", "text": "The place looks really nice - and also serves beer and wine - which makes you think that it's more upscale and expensive. BUT - they're actually just as cheap as Gypsy's - and the quality seems better. I walked out feeling like I just ate a meal instead of feeling like I ate a lot of oil/grease - though I admit both are delicious. We ordered the garlic bread, cheese ravioli, pasta bene, and spaghetti with meatballs. \n\nJust a note - we ordered the garlic bread thinking that the entrees wouldn't come with bread - but they did (not garlic bread though)! We still managed to finish all of it though - because it was so delicious. Their bread is light - but becomes more hearty and filling when you eat it. \n\nThe cheese ravioli was really good - and even though the marinara sauce in it looked exactly the same as the marinara sauce in my cousin's pasta bene - they tasted pretty different. Looks like they pay attention to make each of their dishes something new. I didn't get to try the spaghetti - but my other cousin said that he was surprised by the number of meatballs he got - aka. we got our money's worth. He also said they were better than Gypsy's meatballs, which I think are terrible. I'll definitely be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GTppyuURB527sB0hUI8CTw", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sh9SprgQjws8JASJ8znTjg", "text": "I had the Chicken Marsala. The sauce tasted weird and it didn't taste as good as Gypsy's. It's also pricier, about $11 including tip. The service wasn't anything to write home about either. I'm not sure why everyone loves this place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nyPa5dagmPy_9wgh6kkYUA", "date": "2011-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "siwo3LtHiI68vStsOdGZvA", "text": "Food = 3 Stars + 1 star because the cashier and waitress was really nice to us.\n\nI got the Penne Bolognese, which was decent.  I would order it again.  My friends ordered the Chicken Parm, Chicken Marsala, and some kind of linguini with proscruitto and peas.  I mean, all the food was really decent and so was the service, but there was no character.  The food is comparable to Gypsy's and La Val's, but in a cleaner sleeker environment.\n\nWould I go again?  Yes.  But they should change their wedges of bread (that come with pasta) to garlic bread! That would really be delicious.  Maybe they'll read this review and take a hint.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2010-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SJyTE5ntTg_LGdGePI6ksQ", "text": "yay for pasta bene!\n\nAt first I was a bit skeptical of the place since it was always empty and reeked of mediocrity (most likely due to its initial emptiness), but after several recommendations I decided to check this place out and have since been a frequent visitor!  At a very affordable price, you can get different types of the many pastas that you'd otherwise pay a lot more at other dine-in italian restaurants.  Its more elegant and comfier interior setting is also a big reason why I'd visit pasta bene over durant food court's gypsy's.\n\nI have been visiting pb on a fairly regular basis, and I have yet to be disappointed by them, whether it be the quality of their food or their awesome staff.  The waitress was more than happy to substitute my eggplants with mushrooms, and they're super quick and welcoming!  It is no wonder that the place no longer holds the same emptiness that it once had but instead is always filled with loads of happy diners!\n\ntry their gnocchi!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NfO9LuXafV1WN3EMRnrdYQ", "date": "2010-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "so_c85vPkwBQCFwPPOjmmA", "text": "Had a big banquet here and it was awesome! Food was great. Loved the cheese ravioli!!!!! The bruschetta was good too! And service was friendly and accommodating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xDZcw75qH4xIzwqs-HB2jg", "date": "2012-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SxlKDnTaZSAkD6INiX41ZA", "text": "My go-to place for inexpensive pasta in Berkeley! The food quality is great, and the portions are pretty big! The entrees also come with this super light and yummy bread! I wish I could just order a basket of that stuff, haha. \nI usually get their meat lasagna, or chicken marsala, which totally fills me up but isn't horribly heavy. I've come multiple times with both big groups and small, and I've never had a problem with the food or the service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T3BNUzADvL7vMvz2JkAEig", "text": "I was going to give it 2 stars but I'll give it 3 because, judging from the reviews below, it may have improved since I came here a year ago. I remember the portions being really small for the price. Maybe it's because I'm from so-cal and am not used to the expensive prices in the bay area.. The good thing is the location is really close to campus and where I lived. The garlic bread here was amazing. The pasta wasn't bad, the portions were just too small. I'm just sad it replaced that cute little bakery. Berkeley needs more affordable bakeries!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t3w69uJ6hla83B923gE_3A", "text": "Pretty good food, fast service. Price for a full pasta entree was a bit pricier than gypsy's, but for those who don't mind paying more it tastes better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T7CIbGgNPNNj8K-K4FZlNQ", "text": "Pasta Bene just opened up in April 2010. I noticed that it was finally open and excitedly told my housemates about it. We went a couple of days later and were quite impressed.\n\nLet me start by saying that this place is a lot better than Milanese Caffe right across the street (sorry, Milanese! you're tasty, but you overdo the cream sauces, your garlic bread tastes yucky, and you kicked us out at 9pm!!!). It's very fresh, creamy but light, and flavorful. \n\nATMOSPHERE (4/5): Very open, spacious (see pic). Very clean shiny big tables. My friends loved the nice bathroom. Big counter that you can see into the big clean kitchen. High ceiling. Beautiful decor with mirrors. At nighttime, they light candles for each table. Cute, but the romantic side a bit lowered due to being too spacious. \n\nSERVICE (3/5): Nice waiters. Young, tall, (must admit nice looking, guys and girls). Simple, good service. \n\nFOOD (5/5): Delicious. Good Italian fare that's much better than the fast-food feel of Gypsy's and Milanese Caffe. Each pasta dish comes with two cute triangles of focaccia bread. Good stuff, much better than the garlic and pizza bread at Milanese Caffe. And super cheap! It's only $6 to $9 or $10 for pasta dishes. Even the salmon pasta dish was like $10.50 or sometohing. We ordered...\n*Chicken Alfredo: looked good. Chicken, fettucine alfredo sauce, mushrooms. I had a mushroom, tasted good, and my friend liked it.\n*Pasta Bene: spaghetti and vegetables. I don't know if I tried this, but my friends did. (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow?select=WNi4du_hBtvV2wyhGjKvfg)\n*Tortellini: multi-colored (veggie?) cheese-filled tortellini in a light tomato-cream sauce. Not too heavy despite being a cheese-filled pasta dish. Just right. (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow?select=6CMjvONYO6i5-axxbbwhGg)\n*Melanzane:  roast eggplant, fettucine, sun dried tomatoes, garlic, marinara sauce. I really liked my dish. The eggplant wasn't soaked with oil. It was flavorful. Fresh, light, tasty, recommended! (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow?select=3UBYfBEZ9tCNswcxUeyqtA)\n*Tiramisu: OMG, a huge piece that almost needs to be shared between 2 people. It's beautiful and has a blueberry sauce around it. So delicious and light and tasty. (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow?select=czH7oPdNJDM9K4BIrsilyA)\n\nThis place is very tasty and I hope they maintain the quality for the years to come and that they stay in business despite the recession. Definitely a must try for the taste and the price and the atmosphere!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JXnW7mGyMfojNsrG7nx_ug", "date": "2010-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tn-1N4TKueG1Ww65LCDoYA", "text": "Great portion sizes. Friendly service. \n\nOrdered:\n\n- small salad (awesome)\n- eggplant Parmesan (awesome)\n- bruschetta (awesome)\n- pasta rustica (awesome)\n\nNice seating area inside. A more senior employee was training a newer employee and was doing an excellent job of remaining attentive to customers while explaining procedures to the new person.\n\nHighly recommended.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ClQ68Loc-Bdlp3SSTOmAMQ", "date": "2012-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Trf5QY1w2ncWeVetbtAWDQ", "text": "Excellent pasta with vegetables and chicken dish at an affordable price!  Very clean, great service, just a gem of a place in Berkeley.  We were just passing through town, and luckily found this place on Yelp.  Thanks!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-U67TH1FEhv5cWeoqRq2hQ", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tVn4LOjzLvEZGRL7HeHmHg", "text": "My BF and I were hungry and was craving Italian, so we yelped places and discovered this great little place!!  We had the calamari for an appetizer, I had the Marco Pollo and he had the Chicken Marsala.  We loved it, the food, the place, the service and even the other customers/guest.  Can't wait to come back!! Tirimisu was good too!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xJ6xMbzg927B4aSpP1GDDg", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TWvKIga26KO2tSXD9l4Azw", "text": "mmm this place is perfect in every way. Their pasta is so cheap for what it is! Each dish is about $7-$8 on average, but they give you a LOT of food. The setting is very relaxing and fancy, perfect for a casual lunch or a formal dinner! Definitely try their Fettucini Alfredo! The bread that comes with the pasta is definitely a no-regretter!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KMStyN5PDZL09rEO_v98DQ", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U8PgT_AJLPtAa8cfzF25sw", "text": "I've only been to Pasta Bene once but it was great food. I would definitely visit again when I am in the area.\n\nVery low prices for the quality of food you get. You will leave satisfied.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gEmt6C00nPTWfTHDTxb2ng", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UbJAOoIC78GEy5SjqYQnaw", "text": "This is a great place to have affordable Italian food. It's very casual so you order and pay at the counter (tips are not required). However, the server was so attentive! She brought our food quickly and asks us often if we want more water. I ordered melanzane, which is a vegetarian dish but was very good. I felt very healthy and happy eating here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iAL7UCb-pMcz8iah_pXTFw", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UihVZvb96GU5WY3K5NIxQQ", "text": "This place is spotless and the staff are super friendly. I love the pasta with veggies and the cheesecake is pretty good too. The panini and garlic fries are great for lunch. The prices are very reasonable. They have a few beers on tap and a happy hour! I am always greeted with a smile and they don't mind if you study quietly for a few hours. I love hanging out in this calm little place, away from the nuttiness on Telegraph.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "e-LRewW-n32KLMgFRVNvag", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UMuYrq-trRsYTaN3duOTAw", "text": "Service: 5\nTaste: 4.5\nQuality: 4\nVariety: 4\nPrice: about $10-$15\nRecommend to a friend: Yes\n\nPeople: The employees at Pasta Bene are so friendly! Especially the lady who works there- so sweet!\n\nFood: I am no connoisseur of Italian foods, but the quality of the food here is really good, so I often find myself asking whoever the cashier is at the time what his/her favorite dish is. I know the old lady's favorite dish is the Chicken Marsala, which is AMAZING! The gnocchi is pretty delicious too! Make sure you like gnocchi though; it has a particular texture and flavor that, for me, got a little boring after I was 3/4 of the way finished with my meal. But I have to say, Carciofi e Pollo is where it's at. YUM. And their Tiramisu (which, by the way, is only $3+tax!) = heaven in your mouth. It is plated very masterfully, but make sure you don't sit and just stare at it for too long -- the bread will get soggy and not taste as fresh.\n\nTidbits: Overall, the food isn't too greasy, and the portions are pretty filling but you probably won't be taking home a to-go box (unless I just eat a lot..?). It's been pretty busy every time I've gone, but the place is pretty spacious, so it's rather accommodating. \n\nPS: I need to try their pizzas as well (they look phenomenal), so I will be updating again once I try one!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G8awp6mo4GGVz0y4iO7h4w", "date": "2010-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UoUTBy-J7r4pXz_KSg-QTg", "text": "We had dinner late at night and food the food wonderful presented, good fresh salad and the service was very friendly. Nice atmosphere. Good spaghetti. Prices were very reasonable. Gluten free was available.\nYou order at counter and they bring to your table.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "teA-QPewcY2ZsPhoUQNINw", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uRawbdFVaZhtEKXwO_0kYA", "text": "Just walked by with a hungry belly. I love Italian so I dropped in for the first time to this place. Loved it! The minestrone soup was filled with a bit too many beans, but the flavors were awesome anyway. Their sandwiches are very fresh with vegetables and grilled chicken piled on some amazing fresh focaccia. It was soft and delicious!\n\nThe inside seating area is large and could accommodate a huge party. The staff is very nice and attentive. The prices were perfect. A full entree for less than $10! The food was something special and I'm looking forward to going back here to try more of their menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PYe7qsNSXBWf2jBtsTf2Gw", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UvXOi3ZTDMACbGVArD-tww", "text": "This place offers GOOD value !  Where else are you going to get hot pasta dishes on the cheap.  The students were away as school wasn't in session.  A perfect time to go there where there are no crowds.   Looking for a hot meal at a reasonable price ?  You found the place.  Enjoy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UZV137APTP2puq0MkzJneA", "date": "2012-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V2TPIwDXIJ8SmVbMr1WNQA", "text": "Pasta is cheap and delicious. I loved the chicken Marsala. \n\nThey won't let you wait for a table when they're full. You have to get your food to-go. Call early to make a reservation.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1Ksjxp5WuG2Cni24Ipal6w", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vaBEpb-NZViEtlsE-fkIbw", "text": "Fresh food. Awesome value. The chicken parm was great. The food is on par with almost any overpriced place in north beach. I actually preferred ordering at the counter over having a server. They still have people circulating refilling drinks and bussing tables. I'll be back. Also, I challenge you to find a better piece of homemade tiramisu, and for only $4!?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oTgBN5rItDVdTXyExkqVBg", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vg_smwI3f2Z4DXabH4h_ww", "text": "Good food, fair prices, and $10 pitchers during happy hour (3-7pm).  Hope they start growing livers for transplant soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uT1WqFjDNvw1Ilou9iZGHg", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vl3i-BdbZQdCjBornyyN4Q", "text": "Mmmm Tiramisu....\n\nPasta Bene opened around April this year.  It's the second location, the first is in SF.  Since I don't live here anymore, I don't get to try places often.  I was surprised by this place! \n\nLet me start by saying the service is amazing!  I went 2 days in a row! Everyone was really nice, welcoming, and helpful! The first night I just went for Tiramisu with a friend who lives nearby.  The second night we actually ate there (and yes, I got Tiramisu again!).  I wasn't sure what to order.  My friends love their chicken sandwich.  I asked for a recommendation from the waitress, and she asked what I was in the mood for.  All i said was chicken and nothing too creamy or rich.  She recommended the Carciofi e Pollo, which is delicious! Highly recommended.  It was flavorful, the sauce was relatively light, and the pasta was cooked just right! Definitely end with some Tiramisu!  It's not your typical tiramisu. It's a little more cake like and has fruit toppings. \n\nIt's also a pretty good deal.  You order at the counter and they give you a number and bring your food to your table.  We got ours really quickly, but they also weren't too busy at the time. They do accept credit cards, which I know not everyone does.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9bhaegz5jYRa2pyuvZl72g", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vMNAIZ-Gy5YdIA8OIaLTLA", "text": "Good prices, service, and food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aqwR3XaPmU8ZaBnxTQ63xQ", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VTm0HOZbnlYEQFE3gvLefA", "text": "5 DOLLAR LUNCH SPECIAL that just screams \"poor college students.\"  you can choose from pasta bene, spaghetti & meatballs, beef lasagna, melanzane, or the cheese ravioli.\nmeat-lovers should steer clear of the melanzane bc it's basically spaghetti with eggplant and tomato sauce.  \ni recommend the tiramisu if you still have space in your stomach since the portions here are pretty good. \nStay away from the bruschetta - two slices of toasted bread topped with olive oil, diced tomatoes and cheese. The bread tasted stale and was not crunchy at all.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2010-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vtz8WTslDzn0wj8ofWZbXQ", "text": "It is sooo freaken good  for the price and the portion. \n\nAfter a night out in the town...... pasta bene just hit the spot :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fZlYC273PuBn1z3DdCjjLw", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VXlYvtwH8LN7vMrq8ZslDg", "text": "Will I ever eat the food here and be magically transported to memories of beautiful, amazing Itay and their food which blows most countries out of the water? No\n\nWill I get to place my order with a friendly cashier, and get heaping portions of good food quickly? Yes.\n\nThat is worth 4 stars, memories of Italy notwithstanding.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cVErDLDF4I0N3pikaQzWwA", "date": "2012-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vzsAHG6FgIjaHktXI_zf-A", "text": "Pasta was dry, not that flavorful, WAY too greasy, and small portions. \nThe owners were rude and the cashier didn't seem like he wanted to be there.\nIt wasn't worth the money I paid\n\nIt's nothing special and I would recommend Gypsy's or Pasta in a Box instead-cheaper and better pasta.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "P1VYqgNYkwcqn3_CeO_FpA", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w9e9F6IpXpLwrOXaEA5zfw", "text": "They have these amazing $5 dishes until 3pm. \nTheir menu is really affordable especially on a college budget.\n\nI ordered the meat lasagna. It's about 4''x3'' which I think is a fair size for lunch and $5! The meat sauce was yummy. \n\nI am definitely coming back when I am in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VxzWbg4XDUkfugz4aKxfJg", "date": "2011-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wOCpRZ4mUfIGogLyaL6XUA", "text": "I stumbled opon here after a sojourn in the Berkeley/Oakland hills and I was craving carbs after a date with my bike. I'm one of those indecisive types so I let the Yelp iPhone app do the work. A few swipes, and a jaunt from the corner of College and Ashby near a certain yoga outfitter where I was standing at to Telegraph I ended up here. Me and my riding buddies liked the outdoor seating, it was bike friendly in the fact that we brought our steeds into the patio. \n\nAs for the food goes, it's standard issue Italian. I had the chicken marsala and except for the pasta being a touch undercooked, it was satisfying. Washed it down with a $4 Black Diamond ale. My friends had the fettuchine alfredo and the gnocchi and I sampled it and it was good as well. \n\nI'll mirror some of the other reviews there in that the ambiance is a step above Gypsy's. The service is walk in, order, sit down and food will be bought out to you. A sweet Italian lady took my order, and a girl who I've seen at the East Bay Bike Party was our waiter which I thought was cool and unexpected.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wdvDGI_gVlGfHhrB01LrzQ", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wraPK-qtF4EhMKBtvI9kKg", "text": "Gnocchi sausage. \nehh it was alright. Sausage was pretty salty and the gnocchi with the sauce was kind of bland. I added chilly flakes and parm. The atmosphere was pretty good and definitely like the idea that you get to order the food and pay and then sit and eat. Easy to go out with friends to eat i guess. Wouldn't specifically go out there to eat but if nothing else wouldn't mind. \n\nThey have a lunch special with certain pasta for 5 bucks. Price is normal i guess for italian food not during the lunch special area which is around 7 bucks to 10. They also have happy hour for beer 3-7 i think 3 bucks.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u5FxG3p2FjWNFAmHA_mDQw", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wUw7BleiOLfkvlsN0UPi6w", "text": "I don't know where to start with this place. My friend recently graduated from UC Berkeley and after graduation she decided to come here for her dinner celebration. Of course she called in weeks in advance and made reservations for a party of 20. So we get there, and we are seated and given menus. After looking at the menus we all decide to order our food. The owners gets upset because everyone decides to pay separately (you prepay for the food) in doing so she gets an attitude and tells me \" ugh you guys are making my job a lot harder, so your gratuity for each of you is 18% not 15%.\" I then explain to her that 1. I'm a guest of the dinner 2. The menu says gratuity for parties over 8 was 15%. When I point that out she says \" oh no, that's old\" . So I end up paying for my food because I didn't want to mess up my friend's big day. I get my food, which by the way was disgusting, and not once are we checked on, or asked is our food ok. What's the point of paying gratuity? And to make things worse, everyone congrats the Cal graduate, and our \"waiter\" comes to the table and claps for the graduate and sends her well wishes. And the owner comes over there and tells her, mind your own business, and don't clap for them. The waiter quit right on the spot ( which tells you she was fed up with their rudeness). And when it is time for us to leave, the owner asks us to bus our own tables because the waiter quit...but remember we paid gratuity so of course we didn't bus our tables. We did have to get up and ask for to-go bags though..smh..I then told the owners that they were both very rude, and that's not how you treat customers, and maybe this treatment had a lot to do with the fact that most of the party was African American..she then says \" no I'm African American too\" which clearly she wasn't..I WILL NEVER BE GOING BACK!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6J6DPTGkbm3VzYRdzJ7Tbw", "date": "2012-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wvkG1tz3b06lNWeH34HETA", "text": "On the one hand, this place is pretty much like Gypsy's--with roughly the same menu price--except with the added waiters and tips.  On the other hand, their tiramisu blows every other Italian restaurant away.  Walk the few extra blocks to this place if you're up for a change, have a few extra minutes/hours to spare from classes, or because you believe that their TIRAMISU IS JUST SO GOOD.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bj1f2-_N-9T-9jHmlHMWFw", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_wWLFxouCyvIx_JNmVnFvg", "text": "Pasta Bene's lunch specials are awesome!\n\nFor a decent price, you get a good amount of delicious pasta and bread. I came here with two friends, and ordered the Melanzane. It wasn't too garlic-y, which was great, yet still very flavorful, and just the right portion for me.\n\nHowever, the lunch specials did increase in price compared to the last time I remember. Now, they are $5.95 rather than just $5...\n\nIn any case, I like how you can order at the counter and sit down, having the waiters bring over your food when it is ready (and water), since it made for a nice and uninterrupted much-needed catch up between my 2 friends and myself :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xiBGreimmO1XYqznZIwv1w", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wznlpDQbXqTke1Gv7DivSA", "text": "Definitely a fan and a regular at this place.  I used to live right next to this restaurant and saw the construction of the place but moved to SF before it opened.  BUTTTTT since I go to school in Berkeley, the first chance I got, I went and tried it.  Hella worth it, duh. \n\nLet me start off with what I LOVE:\n\n-Service: small staff but SUPER friendly.  Nice Asian guy waiter and super nice Italian guy who looks like the owner\n-CHEAP prices: appetizers are 2-6 dollars. entrees are 7-10 dollars\n-FOOD: i got the bruschetta (1.95) and i absolutely LOVE it. It's only two pieces of bread but it is just so delicious and it's not too pricey so you don't mind paying two bucks for two pieces. I've had the Tropicana pizza (7.95) and it was so delicious! It's a pretty good size.. it has six slices.  I secretly want to go back after dining with my friends and order one of these without them knowing and eat it right away at home. hehe. I've also had the Melanzane which was probably the only thing that i didnt absolutely love.  I think it would've been better if the noodles were cooked in the sauce for awhile because the sauce was pretty good.  \n\nI got the tiramisu for free one time because one of my friend's is a super regular there! It was nice that they remembered her and that they do nice things like this for their regular patrons... not to say that they should expect it all the time.  \n\nOh, they also have a happy hour from 3-7!!! I don't even know what a cheap happy hour price is at this point because I've gone from Sac where prices are super cheap to SF where prices are ridiculous but a pitcher of beer for 10... I LOVE! esp cause they have my baby boo - Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. they also had this other local beer i think called boont or something like that but they were both SOOO good and i thought 10 dollars was a good price. \n\nPASTA BENE - YOU HAVE WON ME OVER GYPSYS!!! LOVELOVELOVE", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9FGu7rcwVHfKimJlkXcbyA", "date": "2010-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xHG77BeJXl4u3GrmJfjI1Q", "text": "This place is AMAZING. High quality Italian food, reasonable prices, $3 daily happy hour draft beer, modern yet comfortable environment, patio on Telegraph, and the nicest employees I've seen in a restaurant for a while. I rarely give reviews but this place really deserves one.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KQ0unZOiLr5trJOSaQX8hw", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XM41wl3M9I5t2QP7uP-suA", "text": "The tortellini dish I ate here was amazing! The vegetables it came with were cut so thinly it was so good to eat. This was a non meat dish though, but that is okay because there is always dessert. I decided to go with their cheesecake, and that was amazing as well. It came with a blueberry sauce with real blueberries, a strawberry, and mint leaves to garnish. The ambiance was really great too since the decorations/ chairs are really nice. It is great for groups because you pay individually for your meal so there is no worrying about the hassle of splitting the check. The waiters are also very nice! They offered to take group pictures of our group.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xuAGBytTgw7E2HaTONI-dQ", "text": "Portobello mushroom raviolo was absolutely delectable. I'm very particular about my pesto sauces, but this dish was perfect. Even better that you can reserve a table for large groups.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L9kHZq3keb1hrFfkgppLOg", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y1MVbsHE8sWMygl-X5hUEA", "text": "This is a nice little joint where you can meet up for something a little more special. It's like Gypsys but better in that it has a little less of the college restaurant vibe you get at Asian Ghetto. Keep Pasta Bene on your list of a little bit nicer of a sit in place that's still close to campus.\n\nI ordered: Melazane: fettuccini with roasted eggplant, sundried tomatoes & garlic in marinara sauce. The sundried tomatoes really completed everything with a nice sweet and different texture, while the eggplant went really well with the sausages in the dish. Overall, okay dish. There was enough for leftovers.\n\nSo all in all, it's a nice sit down place for only $3-4 more than normal. Not too bad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_yFtvb6okQCAzZyc5ecrzw", "text": "Inexpensive, good quality and great service! I would definitely eat here again- $5.95 pasta is the best.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_3EaQH_1leL1LlU_W1Wy9Q", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yknuiKsc6hqyH50nfcwAqA", "text": "Amazing Italian Restaurant. Everything here is made from scratch. \nI think it seems to be out of place, since the prices are way beyond what college student can afford on a daily basis.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LvjYgC5ZJFyMQWOWX9B9EQ", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YP2NKY84e0opjny5cl3ZXA", "text": "I just had to try this place due to amazing reviews by my fellow Yelper friend (right below me). They had a special that day that wasn't on the menu, so I figured I'd be risky and try that--it was seafood linguine I believe? \n\nThe place was really pack with a large party, so it's understandable that my dish took awhile to come out. The dish was a little on the dry side--not enough sauce. It might be because a friend and I both ordered the same thing, so they didn't proportion it right. So we kindly asked the waiter if we can just have more sauce on the side. Instead, he came back and said that the chef would remake it for us and took our dishes away. Whoaaa we didn't expect that! THAT was really good service. All we wanted was some sauce on the side and they ended up re-making our dish (of course not a complete brand new dish). The \"new\" dish was pretty delicious. \n\nI would definitely come back and try some other dishes when I have pasta cravings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XpuNEgQPFBe0se9Agpprgg", "date": "2010-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yq0dXzgmxppoqE5R_agi3A", "text": "I was very happy to stumble upon this place.  Being from out of town and not doing the proper research before hand, I was just bumbling around Berkeley in search of something more than a hippie hangout.\n\nI just needed some good food and a good beer.  This place was just what I wanted.  The owner lady and servers were super kind and made me feel really welcome.  Casual dining room with nice soft music.\n\nThe food was great.  I had the fennel sausage pizza-well cooked, great size, especially for the price.  Topped with fresh arugula, it was presented as if I hadn't ordered it at the counter.  I was impressed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t1MWp0Y-T4ZDISK8seU7YA", "date": "2011-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z6W_sIO62kejJ79efL9gcA", "text": "Here is the thing. This place has good pasta no doubt. They are a little stingy on the portions though. The price is reasonable, but not the portions. They surpass Gypsy's on certain dishes. But you leave not entirely full... per say.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zJ8Bq8zFIrUXxpmwrjGJlg", "text": "1st of all, the atmosphere of this place KILLS Gypsy's.  It's almost as if this place doesn't belong on Telegraph at all.\n\nI wish I could say that about the food, though.\n\nSo far, I've had the lasagna, bruschetta, and chicken parmigiana.  They lose major brownie points on their red sauce...it's like something is missing.  And the lasagna was definitely light on the ricotta.  I mean, that's why we get lasagna, we want some cheese up on that shizzzz.  The bruschetta was like they took some bread from Safeway, sprayed some butter on it, and put some chopped tomatoes on it.  Not. good.\n\nHowever, they redeemed themselves recently, as I decided to give them one more try.  The chicken parm was juicy, a good size, and I love how they didn't over-bread the breast.  Not too greasy, but I wish they added just a little bit more marinara to cover the side of fettucini they serve with it.\n\nGood and attentive service, though.\n\nIf you want great and authentic Italian, you'll have to venture away from Telegraph!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ipoJv9uuT3WgjeVozKUx8A", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZTksUECv27pWEN0sqpLTuQ", "text": "Love the chicken fettucini alfredo! \ncheap, fast, good portions and delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZZbp8uff4biD8avUalPMeQ", "date": "2011-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zxmv8v0I-tMb9TV7NZP6Qw", "text": "So tasty and really affordable! I was shocked by how delish my pasta was, as well as by how large the portion was for only $7.00. The service was friendly and quick. The restaurant was clean with nice, simple decor. I will definitely be back here!\nP.S. The bread that comes with any pasta dish is AMAZING.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OZFQK2PZ4J-WgiPHh6BuGw", "date": "2011-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dw0XDmJdp09-wliAk_A3eA", "text": "Do not come here if you are in a large group.\n\nThe food is okay, as usual, but the service was so shitty. \n\nWe came in a large group and were pressured to sit down and get our orders taken (for a fixed gratuity, of course). Fine, whatever. But when we asked the waitress if she could split the bill amongst 4 cards as we had no cash on us, it was like asking for her first-born. She informed us in this nasty, awful tone that she had \"told us if we wanted to pay separately we were to do it at the counter\" (when she did no such thing) and that she would \"do it this time but next time we had better--\" at which point we politely told her how much we appreciated it and handed her our cards. Uh, hello, weren't you the one who chirpily told us to inform you if we wanted it split a different way as you handed us the bill? Stupid wench. Never coming here again for my mediocre pasta. I'll take Gypsy's gruff cashier guy anyday!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "OG4SjnRcc-7bIacM3Cjn-w", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Wc9eJzw-FyQLNukGT9OXBw", "text": "I've only tried their lunch specials and so far, so good. I still don't know if I would take this place over gypsies though.\n\nSome of the things that are better than Gypsies: \n-The waiting time is less here than at Gypsies. Is it more or is it kinda awkward waiting for your to-go pasta at Gypsies and you start seeing every single classmate you've ever had since freshman year? \n-The dishes aren't as heavy and oily as they are at Gypsies, which is good because you don't feel as bad after eating it. \n\nOverall its a great restaurant. The portions are a good size and they have really nice lady who offers water every time you order your food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2011-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2v8iQadAHF3btwh00A2Uow", "text": "I was very surprised to find a high quality Italian restaurant  nestled right next to such stores as Buffalo Exchange and the Dark Entry. Being completely honest, I had such low expectations of this place, that this review may be more positive than the restaurant actually is. It's probably just a 4 star restaurant, but I'm giving it 5 stars because it just blew me away. There are so many outside factors that led me to think I wouldn't have a good meal here. First off, it's on Telegraph Ave, a street not known for it's culinary prowess. Second, the prices are cheap, especially for Italian food. Third, it's not really a sit down and order restaurant. The ordering is much like a fast food restaurant. You pretty much just walk up to the counter and order off an overhead menu. All this varied so much from other Italian restaurants I've been to, that I just didn't expect my meal to be good at all. But my meal was great.\n\nI ordered the Chicken Masala. It came out pretty quickly in a huge portion. My piece of chicken was huge and it was covered in the sauce and mushrooms. The mushrooms were the best part of this dish. Sure, they're just naturally good, but with the combination of the sauce, noodles, and chicken, it just totally blew my head off. The chicken was cooked pretty well as well. So many places just don't know how to cook chicken. It's so easy to dry chicken, especially a large chunk of breast like I was served on my plate. But the chicken here was plenty juicy and not dry at all. Each dish came with a few pieces of bread as well. Normally I wouldn't mention something as mundane as bread, but the bread here was delicious and it was such a nice addition to the plate. First off, I was able to use the bread to soak up the excess pasta sauce. Second, the bread was ever so slightly burnt. I don't know why, but the flavor of this burnt bread was just perfect to me. I can't even describe it. Burned things normally taste terrible, but this burnt bread tasted sweet for some reason. Gotta go and try it yourself.\n\nCan't wait to come back here and try out some more of their dishes! Great food for a great value.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Mlx7ZLwbhzjU7RmRVs4ngg", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2XNgAvKqALwPeuCRNYPvTw", "text": "My favorite Italian restaurant within walkable distance from campus!\n\n-Food, 5 stars-\nI've tried the \n- Chicken Marsala: my favorite, despite the fact that I hate mushrooms\n- Chicken Parmigiano: chicken is always tender and juicy\n- Beef Lasagna: looks tiny, but it always fills me up just like other plates\n- Cheese Ravioli: looks like a small plate, but very filling\n- Melanzane: a perfect plate for a lighter meal (no meat)\n- King Salmon: only plate with pesto (my favorite sauce D:), Salmon is a bit small and a bit too much pasta compared to the salmon\n- Tropicana Pizza: I ate it after it turned cold, so it wasn't that great, but I will give Pasta Bene benefit of the doubt.\n- Portebello Mushroom Ravioli Special: SUPER GOOOOOOOOD but it's not offered regularly.  \n- Tiramisu: YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM\n- Cheesecake: YUMMMMMMMMMMM\n\n-Service, 4 stars-\nPB always has awesome service.  However, when I went yesterday, I realized the waitress did not catch one of my orders over the phone so it was not made when I got there to pick up.  At the same time I was re-ordering, the Italian lady (owner?) walked past by the waitress and said \"she said no sausage\" while holding a plate of Gnocchi Sausage.  Yup, you guessed it.  \n\nI mean, despite the fact that she messed up, she was being very apologetic and friendly about it.  As I was waiting, the Italian lady apologized to me for the wait and told me it would take a few more minutes because the chicken breast needs some time to be fully and well cooked.  \n\nIn my opinion, customer service is not always about delivering error-free service, but more about the attitude of delivery.  I'm sure all of us have run into super-rude customer services before, but PB treated its mistake very professionally. \n\nTherefore, service gets 4-stars. \n\n- Atmosphere-\nOWNS Gypsy's. \n\n- Price - \nI always enjoy the 11-3pm lunch specials when I don't feel like spending much on lunch.  But they have raised the price across all items recently, including the specials.  \n\nI dislike the price increase (umm who would like it), but I find it reasonable.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Og5lv2yeSg-JRxbxc5_8PQ", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4kbrI7mu8atsYHJb1YVjKA", "text": "The only tiny set back is that portions are a bit small considering its price.\n\nI think the pastas are decent. Fettucini alfredo or the gnocci are good. All the dishes here are extremely thick and cheesy, so the taste gets to be a bit too much sometimes. Makes me thirsty after a few bites. The bread, oh I'm so disappointed in the bread. I am a bread person, I LOVE bread. This place is probably one of the few places where I'll leave the bread uneaten. Don't know why, but its crunchy-but-not-really texture on the outside that is actually soggy in disguise is just so confusing to me. Is it trying to be crunchy or chewy? It comes out being neither!\n\nPizza, on the other hand, is amazing. The dough is chewy, crunchy, and filled with the amazing floury taste of bread. It's a tiny bit sweet, so it couples perfectly with the salty toppings. Not a lot of people think to get pizza here, but in my opinion they might be even better than the pasta.\n\nThe atmosphere is fantastic. Live band playing if you catch Pasta Bene on some weekends. Sun pouring in from the front windows, reflecting off the clear water glasses and shining silverware. Mmmmm, the decor might be one of the best things about this place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2011-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c29B6t07SxFICUSRkqymQg", "text": "It's sad that the place is fairly empty. But also makes me feel like I have my own little pasta place.\n\nPasta Bene offers good and cheap food in a very clean setting (as every other review has said). I really recommend the Bruschetta. It's like 2 dollars for two hefty slices of bread topped with tomatoes/basil/olive oil. So good. I honestly might just get 3 orders of the Bruschetta and call that my lunch next time I come. And yes there will be plenty of next times. \n\nI would deter from the Calamari until they give that batter recipe some more flavor. Other than that, everything else, including the service, was great. I highly recommend it for anyone seeking an inexpensive and friendly meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zA7__miLFhFsTAzpbSn_9A", "date": "2010-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "caa0yJ04E2UllMVRP2UBOg", "text": "Delicious pastas, delicious pizza, delicious appetizers, delicious desserts, all for a reasonable price!\n\nI've tried many different pastas, one of their pizzas, their bruschetta, and their tiramisu. I was most impressed with their gnocchi because you won't find many places that are willing to put the time into making it. \n\nA word of advice, do not order the lasagna. I found that thoroughly disappointing because I got a dish with cheese that lacked the intense cheesy taste that people associate with lasagna and a sauce that was sweet and reminded me somewhat of barbeque sauce. After eating a few bites, it was hard for me to finish...\n\nWould have given this 5 stars but was disappointed with lasagna and atmosphere was not very good. There is a line that extends between two large tables in the center so it gets pretty crowded in there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "acOUyjfjSWJghQuFyXztqw", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cU1cEBHBIPTbuLH64xr56Q", "text": "The service was great and waitress was very helpful and friendly. Her recommendation was delicious The cook seem invested in the food he served, and I can see the effort he puts in the food he makes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CVLnhFngReeyxiGxHAVniQ", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-dGvG5c4vVMsgkivwfpR5w", "text": "I expected Pasta Bene to be overrun with college students during dinner rush, but there was actually a good mixture of students and non-students.\n\nThe restaurant is pretty big and roomy. So, this is a good place for big and small parties.\n\nTo me, Pasta Bene is a mix between the higher quality Italian restaurants and the fast-food type Italian restaurants. High quality because the quality of the food is superb, and fast-food type because you order and pay at the counter when you first enter.\n\nI ordered the Gamberetto, which is fettuccini with shrimp and mushroom in tomato-cream sauce. The Gamberetoo was a little bit on the salty side, but overall very tasty. In addition, the portions were very generous. I could barely finish it!!\n\nOverall, Pasta Bene offers good food quality, service, and atmosphere!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4DkJ4hg9bUa3WaL7NJzkng", "date": "2011-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dURzeY8bYaD_a40jX2TSGw", "text": "It's rare to find a place that is so clean and good in Berkeley. It is an adoreable, clean, modern restaurant (yup, I am that blown away by the cleanliness). I also love that it's a mix between a fast food place and sit down restaurant- what do I mean by this? They have waitresses come by to fill up your water and clear the plates. It's just a really nice experience. \nThe food is also delicious. A club I'm an officer for decided to use Pasta Bene to cater and all the food was great.\nI came here and ordered the chicken piccata--yum! I don't even like fettuccine and I ate the entire thing.\n\nAlmost forgot to add- they have happy hour everyday 3-7.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2012-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DW2VjocipD3PF-ZGQSvt1w", "text": "This restaurant has relatively cheap Italian food for good value.\n\nFor Cal Students, all you need to know is this:\n\nBetter than Gypsy's at the Asian Ghetto.\n\nIt's worth it to walk a few extra blocks down Telegraph to get some Italian cuisine that tastes great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "40ZeOmp74_1gwojdbnf73g", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dwLVVjZNOdJb6IiOmFanlw", "text": "one of the best pasta places in the Berkeley Area. It is better than Gypsy's in my opinion. The prices are great for a student like me who doesn't have a lot of money to spare. I usually get the Gamberetto which is fettucine with shrimp, bell pepper, and mushroom in a tomato cream sauce. It is only $10!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yi8CCJgoWPxKL75N-93RGg", "date": "2012-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DygRdds5ufMpug6e_JVRIA", "text": "I must say, this place is beautiful. Hidden among telegraph's crazy, wacky stores this place is beautiful within. Outdoor seating is pretty nice. The interior inside is elegant, contemporary, and beautiful. Not only does it have a great presentation, the facility is nice and clean. The customer service is quick, friendly, and genuine. \n\n      Did I mention that the price was inexpensive? Great price for what you get and totally worth it. The dining experience is wonderful. I ordered the Gnocci Sausage. It was made with creamy, tomato sauce, sliced sausages, and potato dumplings. The serving portion was fair and reasonable relative to the price. The potato dumplings could be a bit better, but that's only my own preference because I like usage of heavy butter- it was really light on this dish so not as flavorful that I thought, but great nevertheless. Definitely will revisit when I am tired of Gypsies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NFo1WMzgrt_1Jv_DrdQzAw", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e7uSsuMLlrqBTqvZjcfRLA", "text": "On a visit to Berkeley, I stumbled across Pasta Bene on Telegraph and decided to give it a try.\n\nThey had a $5.95 lunch special going on with a selected menu of pastas, so I picked one from there: Melanzane.\n\nThe pasta came out surprisingly fast and I know why. The presentation of the dish was well done, but as soon as I bit into a mouthful of pasta, I could taste how undercooked it was. It seemed a couple minutes shy of being \"al dente.\" The eggplant was not cooked well, but there was not enough sauce. The eggplant was extremely plain because it seemed as though they tried to make the sauce from the pasta season the eggplant completely--which failed. The inside of the eggplant was not even cooked evenly because parts of it was raw.\n\nThe only upside to this place was the service because the woman at the register was extremely friendly and welcoming. I would definitely come here to try another dish, I just wouldn't choose the Melanzane Pasta again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cDyMUPMeuwAvUr66TkPbhw", "date": "2012-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F88rwl2NyMWz7lrlKn-JgQ", "text": "Each time we eat here we are satisfied. The portions are good, considering the relatively decent prices for the food. The customer service is also very good. If you're looking for affordable Italian food, minus the fanfare and hoopla, this is your place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h-LQNrhwSGW3u-jWTX6fzQ", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fhAdUVyPCcePItnV2yJtaQ", "text": "I don't know if this is *quite* 5 star material, BUT, I really want to emphasize what a fantastic addition Pasta Bene is to Southside.\n\nI studied abroad in Italy, and after 4 months of unspeakable quantities of pasta and pizza, I've found that I eat Italian food once every 4 or 5 months since coming back.  But Pasta Bene might just change that.\n\nI won't name names, but the only other alternatives on Southside are a) just simply not that Italian, and b) overpriced for pretty low quality.  Pasta Bene treats Italian food as it ought to be: a cuisine that can be fresh, flavorful, and INEXPENSIVE.\n\nI can't remember the exact price, but for instance, the bruschetta here is only a couple of bucks, and it is actually delicious.  The tomatoes have real flavor, and there is a wonderful balance of olive oil, tomatoes, and herbs.  Add it to whatever else you order!\n\nI get the impression you can't order wrong here.  Go with your gut on whatever strikes your fancy, because everything I've had here is delicious and filling but not too heavy.  Awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CX71NDrxCkcuXICKMz3mww", "date": "2010-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H9S2EUlSUHpbiTxVUfzfVg", "text": "SUPER CHEAP ITALIAN FOOD.\n(and the portions are pretty good too!)\nHow about that.\n\nBefore even walking in, I saw a sign that displayed a hearty Italian dish for a lunch special of only $5! That's right, a FIVE DOLLAR Italian plate. How often do you come across something like this?!\n\nThe place itself is very clean and not cramped, despite having a small interior, plus friendly staff. Sampled the crab cakes ($5.95) for appetizer - looks really dark on the exterior, but it's not bad once you take a bite out of it. Crispy, but not overdone. For the main course, ordered the Pasta Bene ($6.95), which was essentially spaghetti. The sourdough bread that came with it was amazingly soft! Usually, I prefer eating only the inside and removing the hard crust, but it was so soft and delicious that I ate it all! My friend ordered the Chicken Piccata, which had tons of capers. For all those who would be hesitant to order chicken dishes for fear that the chicken will be cooked dry, I totally understand, but this chicken was tender and juicy so have no fear ordering this dish! \n\nWhat's more?? The desserts are only $3!! CRAZY. The cheesecake isn't the best in the world, but for this price, not only does it taste decent, but it also looks pretty darn fancy.\n\nDefinitely worth coming back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "URWpOVK9fAmpQvntMa9LOQ", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HB7qZTeqzCu9X6Xk4WRreg", "text": "I feel like this is one of those places where, no matter what you order off the menu, it's gonna taste good. I look forward to eating here again =)\n\nThis restaurant is clean, open, and feels.. quaint. Like you're in a country kitchen.. a very big, open country kitchen X)\n\nGorgonzola Salad: usually walnut-apple salads with gorgonzola cheese are served with raspberry vinaigrette or some other vinaigrette, to provide a contrast to the richness of the pungent gorgonzola cheese. I think this is the way this salad should go - chuck the gorgonzola dressing for a sweet/tart vinaigrette, because there's just too much gorgonzola going on there. Now, I know it's a gorgonzola salad, but it was quite overwhelming. I kept having to ask for apples to freshen it up. X) Still, it was good. =)\n\nContadina Pizza: Mmm. Delicious. What great flavors, what fresh ingredients. This was great. \n\nI pity the UC Berkeley student who only goes to Gypsy's for Italian food because s/he is unaware that Pasta Bene is just a few blocks away (I was one of these people, so almost never ate Italian). Walk that extra little distance, and reward yourself with delicious, affordable, fresh, high-quality Italian fare.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2EjfO1-gitGFJ0MDFK7VKw", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-IZLAeLAOAPF2jT_c2Phdw", "text": "Good Italian food for a great, student-friendly price.  All of the pasta entrees were under $10, except for the Salmon pesto fettucine. No wonder it was packed during dinnertime on a Sunday.\n\nThe lasagna was good. The garlic bread was pretty garlicky - they put a respectable amount of chopped up garlic on it.  I really enjoyed the Tortellini Primavera.\n\nWhile the pasta here isn't top-notch, it's pretty tasty & a great value.  I'd rather pay $9 for \"pretty decent\" pasta at Pasta Bene than $16 elsewhere for pasta that's only slightly better.\n\nOne drawback: Because the line gets long during peak times, if you're sitting at the tables in the middle of the restaurant (where the line forms), it could feel pretty cramped.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yVxVGS68r_IDNIFWTK0JTw", "date": "2011-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Km2655K591aB5t7Rqwoilg", "text": "Had an early dinner meeting here, and unsurprisingly at 5:30 on a weekday, the place was almost completely empty. I had heard a few good things about the place and had a hankering for some standard italian fare. The menu isn't too exciting, but it probably does have more options and dishes than any other italian spot near Cal campus. \n\nFirst the bad. I ordered the garlic bread and bruschetta, and considering how inexpensive they were, I wasn't expecting much ($1.50 and $2 respectively). The garlic bread was on foccacia, which would've been fine, except it was stale and under toasted. If they had just toasted it more, it might've masked the staleness, but then again, the quality of the foccacia wasn't great to start with. 5 finger length slices came with marinara dipping sauce. The bruschetta came with two toasted pieces of bread topped with just too much tomato. It seemed to over power. If they added some garlic and more basil, it would've balanced this better. Very limited beer on tap (i think they mentioned 3). \n\nOn the plus side, the entrees, while not spectacular, were solid dishes, though on the heavy side. Portions are very good and the prices fit for a college student's budget. My friend ordered the Chicken Parmigiana and I had the Marco Pollo: fettuccini with prosciutto, green peas & mushroom in alfredo sauce. I actually liked my dish a lot and it was exactly what I wanted to satisfy my craving that day. My friend, though not a picky eater, said he liked his dish, and it came with a huge piece of chicken breast. \n\nService was pretty good, but then again, we were the only table he had to worry about while we were there. \n\n2 apps and 2 entrees after tax and tip and we still managed to get out of there for $26. Too full for dessert, but enough value here to come back and try again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7oWU5ObJjMJ4AloSe_qE5w", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l54C3hDD-xcLnNbPNQMwEQ", "text": "What a nice surprise! After walking by this place nearly every day to and from campus, and being intrigued by the happy hour prices, we finally decided to stop in. I would advise against the appetizers; the bruschetta topping is quite good, but the bread is hard and oily. The garlic bread is similarly mediocre, though both prices are good. The pasta / entrees, however, are really good. I've stuck mostly to the Pasta Bene (no capers), but I've also tried the tortellini, ravioli, eggplant pasta, and some pizza. Everything is been good, though not oustanding. The tiramisu, at $3/plate, is a perfect way to end the meal. The service is consistently excellent, with constant water refills. Overall, a very good experience around campus, and probably the best \"cheap\" Italian food (miles above Gypsy's). I definitely recommend you try this place out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m0kaNAGS4tp6kn4tmCaR1g", "text": "Horrible service - the old woman got my order wrong, and then argued about how she knew what my order was (I hate capers!). When my real order came out 25 minutes later, the chicken and bread were burnt. Didn't even have time to eat it by that time. Would never come back if my dad didn't like the food here. Saw her another time (my dad wanted to eat there again) on the phone sitting down instead of taking orders. I almost thought I was on tv for worst service ever.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ma_V3ICB4yMlfat__VbbZg", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MegXmSa-7ImGPQnJuOmJkA", "text": "I live right next to this place, and it's definitely my go-to place for pasta.\n\nMy favorite is definitely the \"Marco Pollo\", its similar to \"Godfather's Favorite\" at Gypsy's.. except Gypsy's have chunks of chicken in it.\n\nAnother reason why I like this place so much is because I love the service here! I feel like I walked into an Italian friend's home and her mother is serving me delicious pasta! Very homely decor!\n\nSetup: order at the cash register, and they deliver it to you. To-go options are available. \n\nThe only reason that they are missing the last star is because it's definitely nothing toooo special, but still a great place for Italian Cuisine!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "205YvQhP0Jdgdwq6sGsrWA", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oakw5UqsbatHCTyGn9SXnw", "text": "Mmmm really good pasta considering the price. The atmosphere is great for a casual dinner date if you're scraping for cash, want to impress and don't want to make a dent  in your wallet by going to a pasta restaurant on College Ave. I really recommend this place if you're looking for a change from Gypsy's too. \n\nIf you're looking to cater, look no further because this restaurant has modern classy feel to your catering needs. Me and a fellow club member looked at this place as a catering option for one of our semi-formal club dinners. You'll be speaking directly to the manager on this matter and her service is above and beyond. She asked us to have a seat to discuss the options and offered us water. Even though we were still considering her restaurant to cater for us, she still sat down to help us get an accurate pricing and recommendations if we did get them to service us. Hands down an amazing woman. She gave us a discount. It was a moderate price we were looking for but I have to say it was well worth it. They even let us borrow their burners, catering utensils etc and we returned it of course.  \nOur club members couldn't help but comment on the amazing pasta.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EfKAbNTUS1Ncae0P89vQcg", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pgNcl1vu05mMhUybLaEGaw", "text": "Pasta Bene is great in all aspects from the arched ceiling, the bountiful indoor/outdoor seating, low prices, and always coming through with affordable Italian food.\n\nMy recommendations include\n- Beef Lasagna 6.95(5.95 during lunch special 11am-3pm)\n- Eggplant Parmigiana 6.95\n- Meatball Sandwich 6.95(ask for extra roasted bell pepper)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8STCVV53bPrUVqrRI-7Y2A", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pMSYZZKYcgTYmH9gg-wqbg", "text": "I've never liked Pasta Bene as much as my friends always have (most people do say it's better than Gypsy's, and that much I agree with - much less greasy) but I've grown to like the place. Nice clean interior, good location, great prices. \n\nAs for the food, for the first 5 or so times I went here I was very displeased with my food. I've had the pasta bene, ravioli, and lasagna which were all subpar - wouldn't recommend any of the lunch specials or any marinara sauce dish, for that matter. I distinctly remember once that my lasagna tasted a bit like cleaning solution which grossed me out. \n\nStill, the more expensive dishes are solid, like the king salmon or chicken picatta. I also recall liking their tiramisu a lot. Obviously not the best pasta in Berkeley, but it's the best option for pasta near the UC campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7fiRE5gWenxxgCUrlXs72Q", "date": "2011-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r8tH7TAIkqg65xXDFABNZg", "text": "I've always considered italian as super pricy for the tiny portions we get BUT this place has  \nGREAT price and portions for italian! with \nSUPER friendly service!! and a \nCOMFY seating area inside and outside! \nNice and cozy ambiance which is nice for a date also!\n\nWhy haven't I find out about this place earlier?! I think I will for sure come back as a regular whenever I'm in the area to try their other dishes!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uCMKLDxyebdV-ncNYLs8mQ", "date": "2012-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RbnalGv8KUm0hARNylERTQ", "text": "It is really hard to disappoint me when it comes to Italian food. Craving for pasta and tired of Gypsy's? Give this place a try!\n\nNot only do they have reasonable prices, they also have big enough servings to fill you up. I usually get their pasta plates which range from 6 (lunch specials) to 11 (King Salmon), depending on the type of protein you want. I have been here many times and they never really have disappointed me. Is it really good/special that it stands out among all the other Italian food places I've been to? No. It is just regular food, good for college students.\n\nI also have tried their calamari but it is a bit too rubbery for me. The breading falls apart when you pick a piece up. Not good.\n\nLook for deals on Groupon or try takeout/delivery on LivingSocial and save a little bit more $$!\n\nLast bit that I don't forget whenever I come here? Their tiramisu! Very, very reasonably priced and really light and awesome.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JUVrvvLSLA90AEc7Jk9-tQ", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RWtXitT7LoAwvYhBTrnjgw", "text": "seriously, this place is fantasticcccccccccccc. \nive never been here for the lunch special prices... blah!! but its good to  know that they have it...\n\nive tried a variety of pastas and a couple salads. and theyre all terrific!!!\ni love their daily specials!! mmmm i remember that crab raviloi.. SO good. it was cooked to perfection!!!\n\nand the service here is great! everyone is very nice and helpful. its the kind of place where u order at the register and then find a seat and they bring the order over to u. nothing fancy, perfect for a broke college student. lol. too bad i found this place AFTER i graduated.. not that i went to CAL anyways. but still i wouldnt have mind coming here on the weekends lol.\n\nwhat else.. their appetizers are appetizing! i love the calamari!  and they dont skimp on the portions either. which i definitely appreciate.\n\nand dessert... their tiramisu is the booommmmmmbbbbbbbbbbb. lol i have to order it when i come here... have to... lol. even if my bf tries to make me rethink it.. i order it anyways. hehehe.\n\nplus they have some good ale on tap! happy hour from 3-7? good stuff!!!\n\nall in all, i will definitely be back!! (i actually came here 3 days in a week one time with the bf. hehehe)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ySsVSX1OFyJTs_8msTOPmQ", "date": "2011-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y7id_UFYuTroVLa_BORZGA", "text": "Pasta Bene, you are so much better than Gypsy's. Period. \n\nI can't believe I haven't found this place sooner. A couple post-doc friends and I decided to eat here since we just finished a long day at the lab. Hands down, this place is like a treasure in a cove. The restaurant is VERY clean, and the bathroom was a plus (hey, coming from a dude who's been in crappy bathrooms, having a nice place to wash up was something I def. needed make a comment). Ordering food is very simple: you get in line and order at the front desk, and they bring the food to you. This method, I believe, makes it very easy esp. for large crowds since you don't have to worry about splitting checks. \n\nFor starters, I got the calamari. Crispy and you can tell they used fresh seafood since it didn't smell old. Goes great with ketchup and ranch. I got chicken piccata (which, as one of my Italian friends pointed out, isn't really an authentic Italian dish, so fail on my part). I didn't get to try the tiramisu!!! Next time, I'll be sure to try that. I heard it was pretty delicious.\n\nOverall, the restaurant has great ambiance, great decor, and great people. Try this place out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eih3X8OYVNpPGt9AqWBVCw", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z8Ygm_9h_WmFAl9aKoTGSQ", "text": "I think I just found my new favorite italian place around campus. Forget the crowded gypsy's or milanese cafe that's slightly overpriced. This place is perfect. Food is great and the portion is large. The price is very reasonable. I particularly like the atmosphere. It's very clean and classy. The staff is pretty friendly. \n\nWe got the crab ravioli, which was the special of the day. It was pretty good and comes with extra bread. We also got the tiramisu. Highly recommend getting it! It's probably one of my favorite just because it wasn't too rich and the display was very pretty. \n\nRecommend coming here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZRO_UCGtLSO9MdERcuOWzA", "text": "Very good food at reasonable prices. I definitely recommend the Chicken Marsala, it was excellent. Food quality was also substantially better then most places in Berkeley at this price level.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DSIyu_v9ebGWW17qu29UYQ", "date": "2010-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uaPRFWJTj3tBm6wC39Y_GA", "text": "I used to go here often, not because of anything special about its pasta (I'd rather eat at Gypsy's, Milanese Caffee or Trattoria la Siciliana) but for its convenient location near my house and its cheap lunch specials.\n\nI stopped eating here ever since my friend found a strand of hair in her pasta. yeahhh.. no thanks.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "50m0ejwjWU8QOCZgNJ17sA", "date": "2011-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BhKOeiUy6p-R21uEmuflVg", "text": "My friends and I were looking for a restaurant to meet up in and one of them suggested Pasta Bene. The pastas are really affordable and during the weekdays, they offer Lunch Specials for $5.95. We enjoyed their:\n\nPasta Bene: The dish was pretty good and for the price, it can't be beat! They gave a good amount of noodles and it also came with two pieces of bread.\n\nMelanzane: Both of my friends ordered this dish and loved the vegetables and the flavor of the pasta. \n\nOverall, the food is about 3 stars but for the price, it deserves 4 stars. Where else can you get pasta with two pieces of bread for only $5.95! Also, the service was really good and they kept refilling our waters. There is also a really lovely seating area in the front in the patio area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jyRz00eu4vL_SYvdrF35TQ", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mM27qUOBN87Z9CoTQO0lsQ", "text": "This place is so cheap and the food is ridiculously good. The lunchtime special is such good value, $5 for a big portion of delicious pasta and bread (which comes free with the dish). I've eaten there twice this week. \n\nI'd recommend the meatball pasta, really tasty. Also if you get it to take  away they give you little pots of the condiments including cheese. \n\nIf you're 21+ a big plus is the fact they serve alcohol and between 4-7 (I think) its happy hour so the beer is $3.00.\n\nThe service is pretty excellent too. The guys in there are always friendly and they bring iced water to your table as soon as you sit down. \n\nBest pasta joint in berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6qo3DwgDGwa40K7N2m75jQ", "date": "2011-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pY7VXXuYSJlFu2qcohT2Xw", "text": "I love Pasta Bene! It's definitely my favorite spot for Italian food in Berkeley. The restaurant is super cute! They have outside seating for sunny days and the inside is kept really clean. There are a lot of tables (including booth seats on one side :)), so I've never had to wait for a seat even when I come with large groups. The service is also really great! The restaurant is family-owned, and all the employees are super nice. If you come with a large group, they help you put tables together. The dishes are served quickly, and they're good at checking up on you. :)\n\nHere are some of the dishes that I really like:\n\n- Bruschetta: Two pieces of bread heaped with tomatoes! This is so yummy! And at under $3, such a steal.\n\n- Gnocchi Sausage: My go-to dish! The dish consists of potato dumplings, sausage, and peas in a creamy tomato sauce. The dumplings are really soft and chewy, and the sauce is delicious. I love coming here for this since I found it hard to duplicate at home. I tried making gnocchi from scratch, and I couldn't get the soft texture that they serve here.\n\n- King Salmon: The most expensive pasta on their menu, but definitely worth it. It's a seemingly simple dish of fettucini with pesto sauce and a piece of salmon on top, but larger portions.\n\n- Chicken Pesto Ravioli: This was the daily special when I came. I can't describe the sauce, but it was superrrr good! I think it was butter-based but also creamy. The ravioli itself was okay though. I felt like the filling was a little dry and I didn't taste much pesto. \n\n- The bread!!!! Okay so this isn't on the menu, but they serve two pieces with all the pastas, and it's sooooo yummy! It's simple toasted bread with butter, but it's super soft  since it's thicker, and just the outside is crunchy. So yummmm\n\nI think this would be a great restaurant to take your family! It's cleaner & fancier than most, not as crowded with students, and has great food. \nThey also have a pasta lunch special from 11am-3pm, which runs at $6. But I feel like the selections are all really boring, so I usually pass on this. \nThe daily special is usually really interesting; I think once they had a pasta with mussels (yummmm). However, these specials aren't any cheaper than the normal menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ypi79ZvMEwlW7aNcrb418g", "date": "2012-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1OVAXsTIKh5N2HyZuTEEYQ", "text": "Very mediocre. I mean it's certainly not bad but for $10, I could boil some water and make some store made pasta that tastes the same for much less. Looking at the menu, there's really nothing that stands out - everything is pretty normal. \n\nIf you haven't been here before, I'd recommend checking it out. Note: they are a bit slow putting food out from the kitchen", "stars": 3, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m9FrpWlev2wgGk0RPaK_Tw", "text": "$5 lunch specials from 11-2pm!!! The pasta isn't even drenched in butter and oil like Gypsy's! And the decor is classy!! Also they have beer.  \n\nDefinitely coming back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZIj6gD0NSxv2RcgXsR_lSw", "date": "2010-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Njioj0cWOr8xwk5jjPJkvg", "text": "This place is no less than a 4/4.5 stars. Been here for dine in and togo, and I am definitely not the only one with good things to say. I've heard great things from 4-5 people already (most of them whom I did not dine with here).\n\nSimple spot, clean, great decor. \n\nCheap prices, quick & friendly service, delicious pasta.\n\nReally, you cannot ask for more for the prices they offer here. Pastas are about $7-$10 for most, and they can definitely beat out some of the $17-$20 pasta dishes I've had elsewhere. \n\nWay to go Pasta Bene! I will be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aYEqNwqF-YsB9g7lmrAJvQ", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T1ZTsCgVN2T3sZ_EjppTlw", "text": "This place smacked the hell out of me. I expected Pasta Bene to be typical Italian place, serving decent food but nothing to write home about, boy was I wrong! Bring your pen and paper because mom needs to hear about this place.\n\nFirst and foremost you will notice how attentive and accommodating the staff is. Everyone was extremely courteous and helpful for a joint with counter service.\n\nI ordered up a small margarita pizza, expecting a decent tasting, fill me up meal. Wow, I was wrong! When my pizza arrived my girlfriend and I could smell the fresh basil topping the 8\" pie. The tomatoes were fresh and juicy, the mozzarella was fresh and plentiful. What a great pie!\n\nI would definitely go back to Pasta Bene next time I'm in Berkeley. Great food at a great price!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z2PfVTqhKOUL_WleC07AsA", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u4fQpP9LhQo0lrTtBnGMxg", "text": "While my friends love this place, I thought it was just all right - nothing amazing. I've had the beef lasagna and cheese ravioli on separate occasions, and both times they were kind of bland. The sauces weren't rich enough and the pasta tasted plain. I tried a bit of my friend's gnocchi and it wasn't bad, and the portion was relatively large (compared to my lasagna). \n\nThe restaurant is conveniently located a few blocks away from campus, with lots of seating space so it's a good spot for bigger groups. I actually prefer Gypsy's to Pasta Bene, but probably because I like my sauces heavier and my portions larger. Pasta Pene definitely offers a better environment for dinner dates or group dinners, though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zaKxQHmGBBc4cPLwhjw2Jg", "text": "the gnocchi is incredible, i get it every time!! but all of the pastas are delicious and such a great deal! you get a lot of food for the price. the people that work here are soooo nice and welcoming too! It is always my number one spot for Italian, especially on a college student budget.\n\nhappy hour is long and at convenient times with good beer only $12 pitchers", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JQRUoegG9v-A8-K3zhSIVw", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3e1Qzo9feV59iNTxPxmYzQ", "text": "I came here with a group of friends on a Friday night. There were 20 of us but the restaurant was still quite accomodating. With about half of us in line to order, it took the sweet (albeit, slow) old lady almost 30 minutes to take everyone's order down. Then, it took the restaurant another 30-40 minutes to serve us our food. Granted, there were 20 of us. But, oddly enough, they decided to wait until everyone's dish was made before serving all of us. I understand the benefits of this type of service but with 20 hungry college students on a Friday night, it didn't bode too well with me. \n\nNevertheless, our server was excellent and even though she was extremeley busy with the rest of the restaurant (as she was the only server of the night), she did manage to bring us our waters and untensils in a timely fashion. Props to her! Please do remember to tip, even though the service is somewhat self-serve. \n\nMy friend and I split the Cantido (?) pizza and the sausage gnocchi. The pizza was made with fresh ingredients and even the small size was considerably large. The gnocchi was delicious, although I would've liked it a tad more soft. The sauce was not too salty and the sausages went really well with the pasta. I had a fleeting chance to grab a bite of the tiramisu, which was presented in a nice plate and served as a large portion considering the price ($3).\n\nOverall, a great place to go with friends, but probably not for a large party like our's. I would definitely want to come back to try another pasta dish and get the tiramisu again. Currently, I believe they have Happy Hour drinks all day ($3.50/glass of house wine, etc.)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zrHhzP4omVmB2yCFDzR00Q", "date": "2010-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4kLAFLDwa5YUfR9YprxVsA", "text": "Portions here are large, the sauce is not too heavy, and the ambiance is perfect for all types of occasions -- from a casual one-on-one to a small, cozy banquet. Wait is usually not too long, though it could get packed around 6pm, and service is more personal than that at Gypsy's in Ghetto. I would say this place is fancy yet not over the top. \n\nOh, end your meal with the Tiramisu! It's a delightful finishing touch, trust me =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3lzaSIhov9gMvqiJr7RFdQ", "date": "2012-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Q7IzT4tN6-F9BLBVtyvgg", "text": "This place is a real gem. The food is fantastic and the people are wonderful here.\n\nI've been a handful of times and every time it's been delicious. It's different every time I come but always in the best way. You know they're making everything from scratch and with just the right imperfections to make it  interesting. I always leave feeling great, satisfied and with leftovers for later even!\n\nThe prices are extremely affordable (especially the lunch prices!) and the appetizers are only a couple dollars each so you can get bruchetta or garlic bread (or both) every time and it's not like ordering a whole other dish.\n\nI've only ordered vegetarian pasta dishes so far but I'm excited to try the pizzas, sandwiches and possibly even some of the amazing sounding meat and seafood choices hopefully very soon.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OfPh1oDI4sPzaG6JyQifNQ", "date": "2011-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BnstK3WdMfpKsBQJFBBdvQ", "text": "This place is a great go-to place for higher-end affordable pasta (compared to gypsy's!). Especially since the restaurant is very well-kept and clean, so it makes a nice place to sit & chat with friends.\n\nMy favorite is the Marco Pollo and the Calamari is also good for a beginning appetizer. \n\nI love the service of the place and I definitely think it is a step up from many of the restaurants here in Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "egj_k7fPCtHvyS82Qd6_zw", "text": "I stopped by on a rainy Saturday afternoon and was delighted by the friendly service. I ordered a melanzane to go and was offered a glass water as I waited by the counter. The nice waitress kept me updated on the progress of my food and I watched the cooks top off my pasta with some freshly grilled bread.\n\nThe pasta was delicious and had large chunks of eggplant. I enjoyed dipping the bread in the flavorful and bountiful sauce but the bread wasn't all that great by itself.\n\nWill definitely revisit for the extremely reasonable prices, generous portions, and friendly service!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tsSB8fpNKZPTUzHC35hz4g", "text": "Pasta Bene just opened in Fall 2010 but it's had pretty good service for it's so far short-lived life! I think this place is actually better than Gypsy's. It has a cute atmosphere of a sit down restaurant that doesn't really have waiter service because you go up to the register and order separately.\n\nThey have a good menu selection that includes appetizers and desserts!! TIRAMISU. I love the stuff. I ordered the Chicken Parmesiana and Bruschetta and also tried the Eggplant appetizer. All three were good! The pasta and chicken were cooked well and the chicken wasn't dry...it was smothered with mozarella...so delicious. The Bruschetta is a personal favorite. Let me say, I don't even like tomatoes and I ate them all up! The bread has a good crunc and the flavors are so savory. \n\nThey have this $5 deal if you go from 11-3 which is a crazy good deal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TyRuciQ13SIUfTOPlqC9-A", "text": "Very decent experience. It was a blistering hot day. I walked in and the distinguished gentleman behind the counter was friendly and handed me a paper menu when he saw me squinting at the one high on the wall.\n\nI ordered chicken marsala with linguini, di casa salad and an iced tea. There were plenty of clean tables and they brought over the tea and water right away. the salad followed and was quite good - fresh greens, good olives, good tomatoes slices and a nice dressing. The pasta arrived right after I finished the salad. The chicken was perfectly cooked, a good portion and still tender. It had lots of mushrooms and a pleasant wine flavor. The sauce had the shiny look of perhaps being thickened by cornstarch instead of a roux and was a bit bland. The pasta was good and the dish came with two small pieces of grilled foccacia. \n\nI would have like to see more vegetables on the menu and more things not in cream or marinara sauces. But all in all a very decent experience in a relaxing atmosphere.\n\nA side note, the younger man who brought the food out paid extra attention to a very disabled man in a wheelchair. He attended to his needs kindly and effortlessly. \n\nLooking forward to a return visit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_eJ9pXiPKoObEWpI2MmlqA", "date": "2010-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_vwSkpgUJ7BpGa6MWzsEJw", "text": "Absolutely LOVED this place!  If you love pasta and wine, do yourself a favor and go here!\n\nI went here with some friends and we were so shocked at how cheap the food was and the portions were big!  Everything was delicious! We also got a bottle of wine for only $20!  \n\nThey also have a special on certain days where the bottles are $10.\n\nGood food, good wine, and yummy dessert! \n\nGreat place if you want great food and don't want to spend alot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UNbRVJql-hopPSuvYmsDmQ", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GkKTm0QK4IBBVIVnE0xuhw", "text": "Nom nom nom...\n\n\"Happy Hour\" during lunch time is awesome! Six different dishes for only $5 each!\n\nI ordered the Beef Lasagna and it was really good. Filled with beef, cheese and spinach, the order was quite filling. The pieces of bread that came with the order was really good with all that marinara sauce beside the piece of lasagna.\n\nI finished lunch with a piece of tiramisu. Light, yet filling. The berry reduction goes well with the subtle coffee flavor in the cake. Awesome way to end a lunch!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pbHWL7YmU4IF8cZxHKadZw", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gWmpD0wsT1RsendTshwG8g", "text": "I came here with three other friends for dinner one day when a restaurant across the street was closed. I got the \"Penne Bolognese,\" which was pretty good. I'm not a fan of Italian food, but I'd be down to come here again if someone were to suggest it to me.\n\nPros:\n- Large portions (similar to Gypsy's portions)\n- Reasonable prices for the quality of the food you're getting\n- Nice/clean interior and atmosphere\n- Helpful staff\n\nCons:\n- A bit further away from campus\n\nI'd say that the lunch prices are the best, but this is a nice place to go to for dinners too. Bring your dates here! ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o-DFBJJ4qvF7HDKEdCIbZg", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "o0dpAtPQs5TNSPzM4N2xUg", "text": "This is my new favorite pasta/Italian place in Berkeley, PERIOD.\n\nI was honestly blown away by the pasta bene (a vegetable pasta dish with mushrooms, tender carrots, and capers!), which has this light but really flavorful tomato-based sauce. It comes with a couple pieces of soft garlic bread. Portions are generous; I eat a LOT but I still had enough leftovers for a good-sized lunch.\n\nThe staff is so lovely and courteous, the setting is clean and cute, and a quick glimpse behind the counter reveals a spacious, well-staffed professional kitchen.\n\nI'm coming back. Will update on the truly beautiful looking tiramisu and cheesecake when I return...\n\n(P.S. Better than Gypsy's? ABSOLUTELY)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NfJOIoFS4vd5VuqIyRD2Kg", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RuyXhDYubhWBVoiHhs_dXA", "text": "$5 meals between 11am and 3pm!? Awesome!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YM5Apb-nIkU3n5Hy67SUpQ", "date": "2011-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "s1rFhyoeH3VAYKpiU_gUIw", "text": "Came here with fellow Yelper Tory L. and a couple of other friends. I've noticed this place before while walking down Telegraph but never really wanted to try it because most of it seemed like simple pasta dishes that any college student can make with some effort. However, this place gave me quite an insight into what I've been missing.\n\nI ordered the Gnocchi Sausage, which consisted of gnocchi, sliced sausage, garlic, green peas and mushroom all in a tomato based sauce. The whole dish was wonderfully prepared. Nothing too raw like many other Italian restaurants, and every piece of the dish, even the mushrooms, were bursting with flavor. The sauce wasn't too tomatoey and had a nice creamy texture to it. The portions seem normal when you get the plate, but I left ridiculously full. \n\nThe Tiramisu was also pretty good, and a great deal for only $3. The service, by the way, was great as well. We were waiting for a couple of people and the waiter, Gracie, was very courteous and let us take our time.\n\nThe selection here is pretty vast, although a good amount of the dishes were pretty basic. This place really made me realize how much I miss eating gnocchi. After spending a couple weeks in Italy, I can say Pasta Bene just might be better than most of the food I ate overseas. Bravo!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yi-MQe9Q0QEP2IfIvtqOPg", "text": "In Berkeley, Pasta Bene is definitely my go-to for delicious Italian food. Don't get me wrong- Gypsy's is great & all, but it's definitely not the same.\n\nPasta Bene always has large portions for reasonable prices (try the lunch & summer specials!), fast & efficient service, and a wonderful atmosphere.\n\nAnd the icing on the cake? Their tiramisu is HEAVENLY.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "z5gY2OS0fnN0lxO3j1mnXw", "text": "Ah, I really hope Pasta Bene sticks around! I'm so excited to have a great, cheap, no-fuss Italian restaurant so close to my house. Everything about my experience at Pasta Bene last night was great. Our waitress was really sweet and attentive, the food and bill came very fast and the restaurant itself is clean and pleasant. This is such a good alternative to Gypsy's because I can go here and satisfy the same Italian food craving on the cheap without feeling disgusting afterward. I've tried the cheese ravioli and the greek salad, both of which are excellent.\n\nUpdate: Pasta melanzane, pasta bene and cheesecake are all great  as well!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FxoGMfDIj4Z0H8Sl6CNiDg", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zr7YC8jFbprEiITJSpcRjQ", "text": "Tips:\n\nGo during lunch time for $6 pasta dishes!\n\nThere's always a special of the day not on the menu, go to the front check-out to take a look.\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nPasta Bene is delicious. They have good portions and great prices. I've had from the ravioli, chicken alfredo, tortellini primavera, crab cakes, to the King Salmon Alfredo dish. After trying all those dishes I was never disappointed. Their pasta is great I highly recommend anyone in the area to try it if they're craving some pasta.\n\nThe tortellini primavera ($7.95) is a nice light pasta with a creamy tomato sauce. It has LOADS of vegetables for those that want to go the healthy route. The chicken alfredo is VERY creamy, but so satisfying. Everyone loves some Alfredo once in a while. The King Salmon is the most expensive dish at $10.95, but it's not bad of a dish for those that love salmon. Personally I'd choose to go with the lesser expensive dishes.\n\nThe crab cake appetizers are great as well! Cooked very nicely and I had it for an entree once because I wasn't that hungry and it filled me up nicely.\n\nThe atmosphere and setting at Pasta Bene is really nice too! It's a great place for students to bring their parents if they don't want to bring them to places like Asian Ghetto or anything. I will continue to come to Pasta Bene to get my Italian fix!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eoz--z3cdsbpcPIQ9iSzwg", "text": "Been here a couple times. I've tried the Chicken Marsala and Gnocchi Sausage...but before we dive into the goodness of food, let me mention this place is very spacious unlike many Berkeley restaurants. You will feel clean and comfortable dining here. Okay with that said...\n\nChicken Marsala - Excellent dish with a whole chicken breast and mushroom and fettuccini. The chicken isn't dry and goes well with the mushroom and wine sauce. 4 stars; would be 5 if the portion was just a tad bit bigger. \n\nGnocchi Sausage - Potato dumplings with sausage in tomato creamy sauce. There were mushrooms which were delish! The potatoes got kinda tiring after awhile, but overall it was still good. Could have used more sausage. ~3ish stars for this dish.\n\nAverage that out to 3.5 stars. Service and environment makes this place bump up to 4.  I would definitely come back if I was craving Italian food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2sKvON3YU5o59Z_N1vzsJw", "date": "2011-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tAXr7T6OBM_IWqxuJjo2fQ", "text": "Hands down, my favorite Italian restaurant in Berkeley. It's a sin for it to be so close to my apartment...I always want it!\n\nAtmosphere: The place is nice and clean looking. It has a good number of seats and most of the time you order up front. I remember the first time I came here though they sat us down and took our order from there. I guess it depends on how busy it is.\n\nFood: One thing to positively note about the food here is how fresh everything tastes. You know you're not eating a pasta with sauce straight out of a can. I've tried a number of things here, but I really enjoy the Chicken Marsala and the Spaghetti & Meatballs. The Chicken Marsala is wonderfully light and perfect for someone who doesn't like creamy pastas. The Spaghetti and Meatballs has the same light taste to it, and the tomato sauce is delicious, fresh, and not too heavy. The meatballs are also really tasty and full of herbed flavors. The portions are sizable and will get you full! Plus, now they have five dollar lunch specials on the plates that are usually around six dollars (spaghetti/meatball being one of them!).  \n\nTheir tiramisu is also pretty good, but I've had better.\n\nService: The service here is wonderful. The owner is friendly and always helpful.  Out of the many times I've gone, I've only had one instance where I had to wait relatively long for my food, but that was because a huge party was before us. If you want lunch, I'd suggest you call and place the order first then pick it up. It saves a lot of time.\n\nOverall: This place is great and I'd highly recommend it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VccMypPlNEWyYDJR86__EQ", "text": "1 of the very few remaining perks of my workplace (which will remain unnamed as they do monitor social media & do frown upon any denigrating remarks) is footing the bill for a free lunch after specific \"years of service\" milestones are reached. After a coworker surpassed 20 years with our employer, I was lucky enough to be an invitee to the ensuing lunch.\n\nPasta Bene was the chosen venue. With the entire front of the restaurant being windows facing the street & high ceilings inside, Pasta Bene is open, airy & bright. Decor is nice, clean & simple. Service was friendly, but, since we were a large group, a bit disorganized.\n\nWe ordered a few sets of Bruschetta, Calamari & Crab Cakes as appetizers for the whole group. I ordered Gnocchi Sausage for my entree & Tiramisu for dessert. The food was a little slow coming out, but really not bad at all considering the size of our party.\n\nThe Bruschetta was very good, but the Calamari & Crab Cakes were both just OK. The Calamari, which was fried light & crispy on the outside, was more chewy than tender on the inside. The Crab Cakes, while having decent flavor, had too much breading & too little crab.\n\nMy Gnocchi Sausage was a big heaping bowl of heavy heartiness. & with the potato dumplings & sausage acting like a variation of meat & potatoes, it was delicious in a soothing, comfort food way. The gnocchi itself was good, but not the greatest. A sentiment that was repeated with the Tiramisu.\n\nFor what we had, I would rate the food 3-ish stars. What gives Pasta Bene the bump to 4 stars for me is price:\n\nBruschetta - $2.95\nCalamari - $6.95\nCrab Cakes - $6.95\nGnocchi Sausage - $8.95\nTiramisu - $3.95\n\nThough not exceptional, the food here was still better than the last Italian joint with 5 star prices I ate at in the City. Decent food in a nice looking restaurant for cheap? Hey, I'm a fan of that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "woZhhAj9QrzMYBJ8M7uJFA", "date": "2012-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WeP78EnVQiqxa_GtKXV7Zw", "text": "Pasta Bene is my favorite Italian Restaurant in Berkeley. It's cheap, clean, and... YUMMY! I think I go here once every 2 weeks? LOL I might be exaggerating BUT it is pretty close. I love Pasta Bene =)\n\nMy first time at Pasta Bene, I had Spaghetti w/ Meatballs. Honestly, I didn't really like it. Why? Well, my mom makes better spaghetti... However, I ended up going back to Pasta Bene after a week or so. I ordered Gnocchi (something different.... very unlike of me) && it was FREAKING GOOD!\n\nAfter that... I ended up going to Pasta Bene to try other plates on the menu. I honestly think that I tried more than HALF of the plates on the menu... not embarrassed AT ALL!! LOL So... my recommendations (favorites): Pasta Bene, Gnocchi, & Carciofi. Try these!!\n\nThe appetizers are good too!! I only tried one... but yeah CALAMARI!! ^^ Oh, && don't you DARE leave without their dessert! OMG their cheesecake & TIRAMISU is LOVE!!!! Especially the Tiramisu! They are both ONLY 3 buckssss!\n\n I prefer this place rather than Gypsy's (the only other Italian places I tried in Berkeley).  PASTA BENE is zee shizzz!! WOOT WOOT\n\np.s: from around 11-3? = 5 dollar menu!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zRCZvhUqFij5f7LXTiqrOg", "text": "We came here right before Berkeley's graduation. My friends and I ordered three dishes and shared:\n\nMelanzane - my favorite! I really like the eggplant! I RECOMMEND!!!!\nSpaghetti Meatball - very good, meatballs were delicious!\nBeef Lasagne - this was alright. Some parts of it tasted weird.\n\nEach dish came with two pieces of bread. Since we came between 11AM-3PM for their pasta special, they were only $5 a dish! They were all freshly cooked & filling but not too heavy. \n\n5 stars for fast & friendly service, cleanliness, and for cheap eats!  If I ever come back to Berkeley, I'm definitely coming here again especially for their happy hour!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uOnHG9WrL_S6YHsOw4VmHg", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eEkHweAs72N_7-T9hEUdbg", "text": "Actually sitting here right now so this review is fresh as it gets. Wooow.\n\nDecor seems pretty minimal, clean, and fresh. They only have 3 beers on tap at the moment and their entree menu seems pretty standard for a cheap italian place. Digging the cleanliness and the small sidewalk eating area, although the surrounding area is a little unsightly.\n\nGot the \"tropical pizza\" and it did an adequate job in defeating my hunger. The pizzas here are pretty thin (like reallllly thin) but surprisingly filling. So far I'm liking this place over Gypsy's and Milanese Cafe just down the street although since they just opened up like last weekend, I've yet to try most of the stuff on the menu.\n\n3.5 stars, so they luck out by rounding. Rating subject to change upon further visits.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "flAxjWrgWSpvbNvyHTb4ug", "text": "When you leave thinking, \"I'm going to write a good review on Yelp about this place,\" you know it's legit! Pasta Bene's food is not only tastily satisfying, it's also extremely affordable! Many of their pasta dishes run under $10. The ravioli I ordered was around $7 and the portion was perfect! I loved how they didn't drown the ravioli in marinara sauce like the way Olive Garden does. Pasta Bene also knows how to make garlic bread the right way, and by \"right\" I mean good. Crunchy on the outside and soft in the inside with just the right amount of garlic and butter. Their garlic bread was mouthwateringly delicious, along with the marinara dipping sauce that accompanied it. I highly recommend ordering it! To top it off, the employees are very kind and welcoming!  \n\nI look forward to my next visit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b7mmPWHRkLXm_vBVnhGRCg", "date": "2011-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZXmAsWY3KTN7dwNm6sO2Ug", "text": "So you are traveling to Berkeley and you stumble upon Pasta Bene. Congratulations, it might just be one of the most serendipitous food encounters you could have wished for.  Before you sit down and make yourself comfortable, take a look at the menu above the cashier window and place your order there first! \n\nThere will be a variety of pizzas and pastas to choose from, all of which offered at a fantastic price. The lady who helped me spoke with a thick Italian accent, and she even corrected my pronunciation as I was having trouble uttering what I wanted. \n\nLooking around, the place is brightly lit and decorated with large posters on the wall, but I paid very little attention to any of that once my food appeared on the table. I had the Melanzane, and it was just DELIZIOSO! I might be a little biased as I am a fan of eggplants, but my friend who called the Chicken Marsala also liked my dish more than his own, so I think that's saying something. \n\nWhether you are vegetarian or not, I say go for the Melanzane if you are cool with eggplants! Even writing about it right now is making me salivate...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zS2yfEIk6qy2CpLct7K_Jw", "date": "2011-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "w_UvDCG9AaZmku58e97KOQ", "text": "I am so glad that Pasta Bene is doing great business. I am a fan of their lunch specials which used to be only $5.00 but I think recently they increased their prices to $5.99 or something like that. I usually get the Penne Bolognese! It is one of my favorite dishes that is also apart of the lunch specials. It has a perfect blend of ground meat and thinly sliced mushrooms. The pasta is never soggy or over cooked; aldente! When I feel a little adventurous I get the Gamberto, which is a creamy tomato sauce with shrimp. You can not go wrong with seafood! (unless you are allergic :[ )\n\nAppetizers I would recommend is the bruschetta. Delicioussss!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8c2n50ngClm2o_YhQjkbPw", "date": "2011-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3hsTeL-Fng7F9GWvl6K3KA", "text": "So this is the third time i've come to pasta bene! it's so delicious, i just had to come back. This time I ordered the King Salmon. WOOOOOOOH! And that's why pasta bene gets bumped up one more star to a 5-star rating. Their King Salmon is nearly identical to the $27 salmon pesto I ordered at Trattoria La Siciliana. Guess what? The salmon at Pasta Bene is only $10.95! Soooo ridiculously good.\n\nConclusion:\n- King Salmon -  Highly Recommended\n    - creamy pesto sauce with fresh angel hair pasta topped with a perfect \n       grilled salmon fillet", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "d_9j7LWxg4w1RN-YShFilA", "text": "Just went to Pasta Bene for the first time this past month and I have to say I was pretty satisfied with their food.\n\nHere's the break down:\n\nFood: Decent, not extraordinary or terrible but for the price Pasta Bene is worth a visit.\n\nService: Pretty bad, every time I have been there the restaurant has been packed and they only had 2 servers for the whole place. It took forever to order, get food, and get refills. \n\nValue: Worth it. Better than Gypsy's oily messes of cream and pasta and for roughly the same price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nBVkA6wLivoo19Qb8-P7Eg", "text": "This is considerably my favorite restaurant in Berkeley.  For college students, this is the place to go for lunch, dinners and large party events. Fast service, clean and bright environment. I much rather go here instead of Gypsy's in the Asian Ghetto- even with the extra walk from the dorms. \n\nI first came here for my birthday last year, as a surprise from my girlfriend, and I've been loving it since. Very friendly middle age couple owners with very good service. They even gave me a free Tiramisu cake on my birthday.  \n\nRecently, they have a lunch special deal for 5$ for a few particular dishes. If you aren't feeling that, the other dishes are very affordable as well, without the lunch special.\n\nI definitely recommend everyone to come here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KYRNOQs3bL0XwJhPNEN_MQ", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7ZH9jsmwTW0Xiv65yBEgyg", "text": "Want to know what got me to come here? ...that sandwich board right outside on the sidewalk that mentions their awesome deals, that's what!\n\nSmart marketing tactic + awesome deal = you now have me as a repeat customer! For $5.95 during happy hour lunch time, you can get a variety of food and a great portion size at that! My husband and I walked by a bunch of times and saw the sign, then one day, we wanted to go out for lunch and remembered this spot.\n\nCame in, were greeted by all staff members, and saw a lot of people happily consuming their Italian dishes. We both ordered two different pasta dishes and we sat down, one staff member brought our food out to use, nicely presented on a dish, and quite the size for that price. We were pleased. The pasta was delicious, had fresh vegetables, tasty sauce, and soft bread to dip into the sauces.\n\nTheir non-happy hour prices are just a dollar more but they are all less than $9-10 and are a great portion size that you may even have some left overs! Happy hour for appetizers and drinks starts at 3pm and those are some awesome specials as well. $10 for a pitcher of beer, yes please!\n\nIt's nice for a casual little date or if you just need to take some food to go. There is a small outside area out front to sit in as well as inside. It's clean, nice, and comfy inside...I would highly recommend this place if you want some tasty and affordable Italian food in Berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WSaXBx-Zei0Nq-9_8U6juQ", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X6V7ICiOMsAnVxejzxaffg", "text": "Wonderful service, cheap prices.  The food itself wasn't amazing.  I have had better, but not for a similar price.  Also, this is a college undergrad hangout, as in, it is loud.  Call me a old-fashioned, but I like restaurants that have an atmosphere that promotes eating leisurely.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bcOe6McRhlE04FzoKEFUYw", "text": "Another Italian joint on Telegrah. Inevitably comparisons are going to be made to Gypsys. I really wanted to like this place given its nice decor, clean bathroom (by Berkeley standards) and friendly owners however I could not in good conscious give the place more then three stars. We ordered the garlic fries, King Salmon and the gambertto. The prices were reasonable and comparable to Gypsys. The garlic fries were unimpressive and uninspired (stick to the ones at Smart Alec's). As for the main courses my sister and I were in agreement that although the food was ok it was definitely not worth a trip back. I had the King Salmon which was decent. Pasta with pesto sauce and a hunk of salmon. The pesto sauce was good but the salmon good have used a little more flavoring and the garlic bread was well...not really garlic bread. It was just a regular hunk of bread which would have been acceptable if it was actually tasty and complemented the pasta well but it didn't. All in all a mediocre meal that did not hit the spot.\n\nBottom line: Gypsys (greater than) Pasta Benne \n\nFun Fact: Yelp does not allow reviewers to use the greater then symbol in reviews.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8H-avt5aFIaD2mpcgXwr3g", "date": "2012-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eMhEI0UQ8epbgq9-MKpcCQ", "text": "One of my favorite pasta places in Berkeley (although I haven't tried Trattoria La Siciliana, a more classy Italian restaurant). \n\nI love Pasta Bene because of the atmosphere and it's cleanliness. And the pastas aren't greasy or too heavy at all! I HATE Gypsy's because it's so greasy and it makes me feel like I'm going to die of a heart attack, but Pasta Bene really prepares delicious Italian dishes that will leave you feeling less guilty.\n\nI've tried Carciofi e Pollo and Pasta Bene, and both are delicious choices. The calamari is good and the tiramisu is sooo yummy (must try!). But back to the pasta--Carciofi e Pollo is interesting because there's no traditional pasta sauce (kind of feels like olive oil mixed with other ingredients). It isn't heavy at all, and if you love mushrooms + chicken, you'll love this.\n\nI thought I'd get the pasta bene because you know, it's the name of the restaurant. This was a more traditional, marinara pasta. It was pretty good, but it definitely isn't my favorite.\n\nNext time, I want to try to gnocchi sausage.\n\nBUT BOTTOM LINE: affordable and tasty Italian food at a clean restaurant with a lovely atmosphere.\n\ntry it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HawlyOLGf7foMytDFj-FDw", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8oERUx_Q8S7GU_7sSx7djw", "text": "Some places close up when the UC students are at home during the holidays.  Business is slow especially around campus on the north-side (Euclid) and on Shattuck, Telegraph and College.  But that's a great time for non-student Berkeley residents and out-of-towners to enjoy some cheap but good food at some of the local student hang outs, diners, dives and eateries without having to stand in line and fight the crowds.\n\nI'm a former UC student but I still like to check it out.  We did that at Pasta Bene and were happy we did.  Everything was frest and delish.  We started with bruchetta and calamari for appetizers, then had some salads, pasta and pizza dishes, wine and dessert too, when it was all done and our party of ten including momma had a really tasty and filling family dinner.  We did this for just about $20 bucks per person with no discounts or happy hour specials.  What a deal!  \n\nThe owners were there and they and their staff provided great service.  Even though, PB is a walk-up, place your order and pay place, they provided us table service since it was so quiet and since we were having a single check dinner for the ten of us.  I'm not sure they would do this regularly since they aren't staffed to service tables, they did it anyway.  That's great service from owners and staff who care.\n\nI was going to give PB four stars but when writing this review, it occurred to me that for the niche of home cooked family style italian dining (nothing fancy but just simple, fresh and delish) plus great service, they deserve five stars.  Yeah.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SErHxgS4W-MvHg-3OBZyQA", "date": "2011-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "94pmz4DXg8JeaAlJu_wkRA", "text": "HI JENNIFER W.\n\nSo the above took us to Pasta Bene one fine Friday afternoon/evening (we couldn't decide which it was....it was 5:15pm). Distraught over Bear's Lair line, we headed to somewhere close and comforting. We were all feeling like pasta, and Pasta Bene was new and worth trying.\n\nEVEN THOUGH I was in a pasta mood, I was convinced that pizza would be better. It was a good decision. The pastas looked too creamy (and supposedly they are even creamier than Caffe Milanese...bleh), so it was probably a fortuitous decision. Andrew and I split up garlic fries and a Tropical themed Large pizza. \n\nFries were not garlic-y, but fried well. Worth the $3 I suppose...but other places do them much better.\n\nPizza was pretty OK/average. It's thin crusted pizza on a no-frills white flour dough. For toppings: red onion, ham, cheese, tomato sauce, and pineapples (NOW that's tropical ;) ...). It was probably the best choice from their pizza selection, and it was good. It was definitely no Cheeseboard, but what do you expect? I would order it again if I'm ever in the neighborhood. \n\nFor Beer they offer 3 selections on tap...Red Tail...Sierra Nevada...and one more. They charged us $13 for the pitcher, but are offering $10 pitchers starting this week (boo, we missed out). \n\nDef sink your teeth into this place. I can tell it'll be great competition with Caffe Milanese. Since I dislike Milanese, this place will be my default \"I feel like pizza but am too lazy to make it and it's cheap enough so whatev\" locale. \n\nPLUS, service rocks your socks. Sure we were one of 3 parties in the place on a simple Friday evening, but the servers were fantastic. Loved it. I'll def try the $3 Tiramisu next time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "QQIjsdcokFermi2ugoD6ow", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 6, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "SyBif-X7lE2lugP9OASAwg", "text": "$5 lunch specials! $10 pitchers this week! spread the word!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2bGBmHSMGmx5GaPpCFlOjQ", "text": "This is my weekly go-to restaurant for brunch during the weekends. I usually order the house special which comes with your choice of eggs, potatoes, and 4 sexy triangles of toast. To add a healthy dash of protein, I always add the chicken apple sausage for some extra bling. The portion size is huge and my stomach always leaves feeling satisfied. Taste good. I have also tried the breakfast burritos before. Taste pretty good too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cpeJ-3pVmtrCUyaQm6zeHw", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "39X2SxFpIvAA8LFogrRWmQ", "text": "Not a bad cafe. My biggest complaint is that the drinks only come in ONE size (large) which is nice if you like a good amount, but I cannot handle that much liquid and it makes for a rather expensive beverage. I got a chai latte when i was here and it was pretty disappointing. It was watery and could have come from a poorly seeped tea bag. \n\nIt is, however, at an extremely convenient location. The natural lighting is fantastic, and it makes the entire cafe super bright and cheerful. Their pesto chicken panini is AMAZING. it was perfect-- crisp on the outside, tons of melty cheese and pesto on the inside along with a nicely flavored chicken. A tad bit pricey, but definitely worth it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-YhyHROsNY5p-B5vdCp1tA", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3r1BE0fd9HB9kPdjiT-_Uw", "text": "The newly opened Northside Cafe is the perfect addition to Euclid Ave eateries! The high ceilings, skylights, and large windows give this place plenty of natural light and a welcoming, airy ambiance. Everything from the floors to the kitchen has been renovated, making this a beautiful place to have breakfast, lunch, or dinner.\n\nLocated directly across the street from the north gate of the UC Berkeley campus, Northside Cafe couldn't be a more convenient lunch hour restaurant. The owners and staff are very friendly, and the food preparation is fast, VERY convenient! \n\nTheir food is excellent, using the best ingredients. I recommend their turkey cranberry sandwich. The turkey is carved, not sliced coldcuts, which is a huge plus! I have it with the lentil salad, but orzo salad is also a delicious companion. \n\nThe breakfast menu also looks delicious. I can't wait to go back and try everything they have. Give this place a try, and you'll become a regular customer!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oCOcgn79QQUUg6fTFfDhPw", "date": "2010-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ZbuAtfXCOFlkQiZvV6VRg", "text": "I've been coming here for breakfast all semester and this place is delish (especially given it's proximity to campus). I've tried their breakfast scrambles and their panini's and they are just to die for. Something about Northside Cafe and the food they serve is fresh, simple, and simply irresistible.\n\nFor breakfast, this place is relatively good. And between classes, the place gets crowded quick. There are a couple of tables, but I definitely would expect more given the space they have. Additionally, the name is kinda confusing. It's not so much a cafe as their main specialty isn't drinks. Likewise, there is no internet and the connection you do get to Airbears is unacceptable!\n\nHowever, a quick bite and breakfast here is a must. Northside is great if you only have a short hour for lunch1", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2010-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4Gj0l8IBoa93YLuH5JxmXQ", "text": "This place is very convenient and close to my work -- I only have 30 minutes for lunch, and they are super fast!\n\nThe only food I've tried so far is the Turkey Cranberry Sandwich. It sounded delicious from the description, but... maybe I'm just a picky eater. It's really natural turkey (as in from an actual roasted turkey) so those who like Thanksgiving will really enjoy. However, I'm really picky about my meat (it has to be in a circle and not look like anything or have a weird texture)... so not the sandwich for me! It was also a little on the greasy side... I felt a bit ill after eating it, but then that might have been my own psychosis. The ingredients were all fresh and the portion was hefty. The side salad was also nice. (I'm always happy to get a side salad without raw onions!)\n\nI'm going back to try the tomato and mozzarella salad today -- I think I just chose the wrong menu item. So: for my fellow meat-hesitant picky eaters out there... stay away from the turkey items unless you want the real deal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VueESJMRC5QAVVIEKHdXjA", "date": "2012-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4pDv26RYlhO02EqsvW-YJA", "text": "They have pretty decent food and coffee here. I usually try to order a panini, or if it's still early, I'll try something like their egg plate. But food is really pricy here...7 bucks for a sandwich...? You're better off using that money for something else that isn't breakfast food. Great decor and friendly staff. Make sure to double check your order because they almost forgot a side of bacon when I came in for breakfast...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eih3X8OYVNpPGt9AqWBVCw", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4qmMQt_1ErEG06aD6wfHsA", "text": "I ordered the fruit and walnut salad and was absolutely disappointed. My salad was drenched in dressing in an unappetizing way. I am on the search again for a great salad around Berkeley :(", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GWD6Fxp1o1oo9FRlO7p_cQ", "date": "2012-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "54MM2qoiGudANTqBIxfDfw", "text": "My friends and I Yelped for a quickie breakfast spot this morning and came here because the reviews were high and it was cheap. Would I come back here? Yes, but probably only in the morning on weekends when no one is at school or awake yet.\n\nIt was clean, there was parking (granted in was 9:10 AM), food was presented well and came out rather quickly. I also like that the kitchen is open so if you wanted to you could watch them cook your meal. \n\nI had the Eggs Benedict with the breakfast potatoes for around $7. The potatoes were yummy and I would return just to get a side of those. The cup of coffee was huge I was too full from the food to finish it. \n\nCute place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R4-2em70xGWrQ7qZFu7Fjw", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "68PEduSQjLUDfy11MiXDtA", "text": "Came here for lunch ... Chicken Florentine Panini. It was tasty though the chicken was tough. I'll be back to try some of their other dishes. Plenty of seating at 11am.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "viJ8xKJo9GUnInNYF9qoTA", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "725PoP-UY4rsudoMH8CNEA", "text": "Nice place near campus.  Food is yummy and it can be packed during peak lunch hours.   Get in line, decide what you want (to help move things along), stake out a table and enjoy!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VnxINvPF76gbF-3Pgpj2PQ", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "76A6jMWvFTN5fMmIYK8CBQ", "text": "Had a Vegetarian Sandwich (~$7): warm (with saut\u00e9ed mushrooms, grilled eggplant, roasted bell peppers, avocado, red onion, spinach, tomato, fresh basil, sun dried tomato, Swiss cheese, honey dijon mustard, & mayo) on fresh baked bread with orzo on the side. Food was tasty, staff was nice (they made sure I got the right order after I was mistakenly handed the wrong one), and the ambiance was unique for The North Side (i.e. a little more spacious than most spots).\n\nNOTE: The cold case has a pretty wide selection of drinks... but no regular V8.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XPfIgUhh-qYIEs64hN1vkA", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "76fujbNTDKUOY62_qff9_A", "text": "The crew at Northside are such a pleasure to work with, and the best at helping with catering details!  The food is excellent, and they will make just about whatever you request! I have relied on them for catering some of my largest events (over 300 ppl) as well as just dropping by for lunch myself, and never had any problems.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8RusLFIPrOK3wMRril4vDw", "date": "2011-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "79bw91r0uL9FYFz81JwUCQ", "text": "I tried the breakfast after recommended by another yelper and got it with bacon. However, the bacon gets soggy and stringy in the burrito and texturally tastes gross.\nThe salsa in the burrito Pace, which the opposite of fresh salsa and I dont want to pay $5 for commercial salsa. I urge Northside to switch to a homemade salsa. The tortilla was also lacking. \n\nBut the redeeming fact is that the potatoes are very well seasoned and I would recommend getting a basic breakfast plate with potatoes.\n\nThe most disappointing thing was that a breakfast joint didnt have fresh OJ. It has the nicest natural lighting of all the northside cafes.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7lPAoOkcyeUE7z9ZAweJQQ", "text": "For the price, 7$, I got the chicken florentine sandwich which was definitely worth it. Food was tasty and seemingly healthy. Place is new and clean also.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DSIyu_v9ebGWW17qu29UYQ", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7UoKZ2MXuNfVtT7t821dfw", "text": "OK, I admit I'm a breakfast burrito snob, having spent 10 years living in L.A.  It's tough to match the quality and variety of Mexican food down there.  Northside gives it the old college try (haha).  My breakfast burrito with bacon was pretty good, nice and big, filling, but a little bland.  Put some hot sauce on it to give it some kick.  The cappuccino, like the burrito, was good but not spectacular.\n\nThe best things about this place are the location and atmosphere.  Right on the corner of Hearst and Euclid, it couldn't be any more convenient if you're headed to or from Northside Berkeley.  Lots of sunlight, good people watching, etc. on the corner.  People camped out working on laptops or chatting with friends.  Music cranked up, which was pretty good except when fu****** Chris Brown came on, or when the radio station turned to blaring local ads.  (Ever hear of commercial-free satellite radio or playlists, people?)  Girl behind the counter was about as friendly and cheerful as you could expect.  Overall, a solid choice for breakfast or lunch.  I'd hit Brewed Awakening around the corner for a long, caffeine-fueled study or work session, though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B2ua-abIoqQZ3oyef-MChA", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8_wxyw2sRdP4raD2PROM_w", "text": "Not a big fan of their coffees. I had their chai latte one it tastes very strange to me .. and then I tried their mocha but it lacks that \"punch\" for me .... HOWEVER, I really enjoyed their breakfast menu there :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2U80Z_JxwP2ARBRF7jspkw", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8XWtNASs6T-RfYLi45BItQ", "text": "Sandwiches/salads/paninis.  Baked potatos.\n\nThis place is so redundant of the other businesses on Euclid.  I had an OK veggie panini served with an orzo salad.  Nothing great about it and it took awhile for them to make it.  Perhaps the employees hadn't really gotten into their groove yet.  I'm concerned that they only have one register.  No big deal for summertime, but there's no way that's not going to be a problem in the fall.\n\nYes, it was clean and big but it doesn't have any charm.  I see no reason (price/taste/location) to come here over Hummingbird or Stuffed Inn.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8ro9EoJQEmuQFRvMk36RUQ", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9agpyug6Lvow2vBoopasyA", "text": "I love this place.  Been going there since they opened.  I get the #2 baked potato, it comes with bacon, cheese, sour cream and chives.  It is to die for.  Each time I get the potato, it is better than the last time.  I highly recommend this place.  Yum Yum", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PRNUZBy8lUdCiJspglnKBQ", "date": "2011-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9W6k8DFNTd3n_plnVtKCXQ", "text": "Amazing Breakfast Wraps! My favorite thing to get when I'm working on Saturdays. Convenient location too, right across my store!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pV5QE0xDt5tQEPQRaBOjyQ", "date": "2010-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9WX52-VE0qbRRwNeHlT5Tg", "text": "The two times I've tried eggs benedict here, I was impressed. It's one of those dishes that's complicated, but if done right is a pleasant treat. The eggs were perfectly poached, and the Hollandaise wonderfully accented with some diced chives on top--a welcome sight for someone who loves chives as much as I do!\n\nI drop by to grab a sandwich for lunch quite often. My favorite is the veggie press, and the only thing I can complain about is I wish they'd stick it under the press a little longer to make the bread crispier. I've tried some of their other sandwiches and have been equally pleased. The potatoes I've seen people order look like a potato-lover's dream: huge baked potatoes dolloped with all the fixings (sour cream, cheese, chives, bacon) and more one could ever hope for. I haven't ordered one myself, but, hot damn, they look good!\n\nThey seem to move pretty fast no matter how busy or slow business is. I also enjoy their mango iced tea. It's the best iced tea I've found in the neighborhood of Euclid/Ridge. \n\nI'm definitely coming back, and one day I'll try one of those potatoes that looks like a boatload of yumminess!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kH2thQh6SEIXSW3QYLOXDA", "date": "2012-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9xxrOPvElT7C9uwps1ezgg", "text": "Northside Cafe is such a cute little place! I ordered the tomato & mozzarella salad. The vegetables were all very fresh and the balsamic vinaigrette was just the right amount of sour and herby-tasting. It came with two slices of focaccia bread as well. $5.99 was a reasonable price to pay for all this yumminess. I will definitely be coming here again. \n\nAlso, I love that there are windows everywhere. I hate it when cafes are dim and stuffy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LA3el9uHyCjn_yj-A1sUcg", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9ZMMTIPvzgKpd7UEMlKLrw", "text": "Came on a weekday afternoon, got a Chicken Florentine panini. Very good, but small in portion, so not as satisfying as it could have been. Their coffee is kind of pricey. I got a chai latte, which was a whopping $3.75, unheard of for chai, but it was served at such a perfect temperature (~80 deg C), in such a delightfully large round cup and saucer, and it was indeed, perfectly foamed at the top. That chai made up for the panini and more! Ahh... I will probably go back someday just for the chai. You get what you pay for. The cafe itself wasn't that relaxing, the atmosphere wasn't right, and the decor seemed bland and tasteless, like an office. I mean, it was clean and sparkly, but it lacked a certain... culture. I felt like I was sitting at a display in Ikea. Overall, a nice place to get coffee, but not really to stay too long at.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "__QmB2EFeL0aC55zNH7ETA", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a27XjSCiC53ErSvxSdsQYg", "text": "Come here really often for coffee and breakfast. This is one of my favorite places for breakfast and it's actually affordable! The portions are always enough (or even more than enough) for me and the employees are all fantastic. Good place to stop at if you're running between classes. Can get really busy though during lunch time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tnoRvMbvZ48_JNDkkiC9UQ", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A9c-DHjqai4vUtKVUEpTTw", "text": "Got out of class and had to hang around Northside 'cause I had another class there later. And on top of that I was hungry. So I walked to Hearst and saw the Northside Cafe across the street. Convenience!\n\nI had whatever their salad with meat on it is called, as I like salads with meat on them -- screw carbs, man -- and it was excellent for the price. It was pretty busy because I came in during what I assume is their lunch rush but my meal came out really quickly. I actually think the dude called my number twice and I just missed it the first time.\n\nWill go back regularly because I have classes on Northside and enjoy meat on my salads.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7wDG-OwqT5vYuHYZ_m-80Q", "date": "2011-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ahrfoxF8b2qvYfP_XezH7A", "text": "Love this place for lunch on the weekdays! I usually grab a soup and call it a meal because the soup portion is pretty generous and filling. My favorite is definitely their chili, the beef is tender and the soup is tasty! \n\nEverything is reasonably priced with pretty good portions. Tons of selection from sandwiches to baked potatoes. Definitely a place to visit if you need a quick bite to eat around campus!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jtGf_hR0FoQTB9QAV8aR3Q", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "akmM6L7adVDJfPukAuvHeg", "text": "well, what do you do when your year old pancake mix fails you, and your guests are not so impressed...you offer to take them out to brunch.  I've only done Saturday breakfast here, but it was perfectly satisfactory for the price.  Kind of reminds me of the Jersey diners I used to get when I lived there.  Cheap, greasy, and tasty.  Actually the eggs were some of the best over-easy eggs I've ever had.  I just wish they would serve something other than the uber-cheap high-fructose \"grape\" jelly.\n\nI look forward to trying their lunch options.  It's really nice to see this stretch of Euclid getting revitalized with some new options.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VnKj044Tt5doqaVDIJbWsw", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aS9lhgeKs4J8HY1KSz71fA", "text": "This is the cutest little cafe, and it has awesome food at an equally awesome price.  It's an absolutely beautiful place to sit and have a nice cafe lunch, or perhaps study.\n\nThe food here is really good too!  The hot vegetable panini is outrageously delicious.  The baked potatoes aren't something I've seen anywhere else, and they're fun and cheap.  Definitely going to be coming back here frequently.  The only thing I can't attest to is the coffee -- some other people aren't liking it, it seems like.  I haven't tried it here, but this is more of a sit-and-stay kind of cafe then a get-your-coffee-on-the-run kinda place to me anyway, soooo... shrug.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CX71NDrxCkcuXICKMz3mww", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bbqv5Lv0gPhiVD6H3ooRSA", "text": "It's great to have a breakfast place on the Northside now.  I had a scramble and it was decent.  The place had just opened, so they hadn't gotten into the swing of cooking yet.  I think the identity of the place feels a bit unsure.  I for one think it should have went full on breakfast and lunch diner, instead of the sparse almost convenience store-cafe ambiance it currently has.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BDMijL7kJ8qN8xAIbN3itA", "text": "We did breakfast here and we were very pleased with it! The \"scrambles\" are among the best I have had, and the big windows and high ceilings make it a cheery place to have a morning meal and gaze at passers-by. Also: no table service and easy on the wallet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OrmoT9sIk3qMVwJSoP80hA", "date": "2011-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-Br93IyhekhaDppawTBSdQ", "text": "This place is good for a quick lunch by campus. The place gets super crowded during lunch hour but getting food to-go is always relatively quick. Their hot sandwiches are particularly good (my fave is the turkey cranberry), but sometimes I stop by for a salad or a baked potato as well.\n\nThe coffee isn't spectacular but it's not horrible on-campus quality either. Sometimes when it's busy the quality dips though - I've had the orzo salad that comes with the hot sandwiches forgotten in my to-go bag, and once I found a piece of cut off rubber glove finger wedged in my sandwich - that put me off my lunch and this place for a few months. But how much more do you expect from the nearest place to north gate?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rFXCV63Ux2h42NUpk-aHZQ", "date": "2011-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "brQZT0NRb3TCgWCTYX811g", "text": "Technically this place is now my 2nd closest lunchtime venue... so of course we had to try on the opening day!\nIt was a typical Euclid street cafe lunchtime crowd, but the staff were fast, friendly and efficient. It took them about 15 minutes to get through the 23 orders ahead of mine. \nI ordered a chicken pesto style ciabatta sandwich - it was a generous serving of chicken for a sandwich and the pesto was just right. It came with a small side serve of lentils in the takeout tray. \nThe nice thing about this place is the location and the space. Large windows with a high ceiling and lots of table space for groups of up to 4 people.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BxYs-NRhMmbhIQU1eByArg", "text": "I came here because of the campuscred deal.\n\nGot a steak and mushroom panini and a side salad...Salad had way too little dressing and was quite literally a bed of leaves with a couple tomatoes and olives. Definitely not worth $2.50. Panini and the orzo salad side were pretty good, but probably not worth $6.50plustax given the size.\n\nEverything was fresh and the panini was nicely warm, but I don't think I'll be returning.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sssEK85_XAPPyB8zgemXKA", "date": "2011-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FnCqFTGUQBQrP_1uUnMiqw", "text": "My boyfriend and I came here for a quick lunch to go. I got the famous Turkey Cranberry sandwich - it was delicioussss but I wish they gave bigger portions for the price! I guess I am too used to Haas Cafe portions...\n\nHowever, the sandwich itself was a great combination of salty and sweet. The cranberry jam tended to ooze out while I bit into the sandwich, making eating it just a bit messy. \n\nThe side pasta-salad-thing was disappointing...I think it got way too hyped up on Yelp so I ate it with high expectations, haha. It just seemed like a normal pasta (wait, is it even pasta?! mystery grains) salad with sun dried tomatos and olives.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h9gloyDlKqg2D55dJtCnYA", "text": "Wandered into this place with ABSOLUTELY no expectations and it was wonderful! A great place to grab a quick cup of coffee and a delicious sandwich (I tried the chicken pesto panini with accompanying salad and it made me SO happy yum). My friend tried the mango tea here and highly recommended it. I love how this place is clean and not as crowded as some other Berkeley cafes, thanks to its location. Going back here soon for sure!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h9Qbu8tTs557fSpIfcQwlw", "text": "Best (and only) place for breakfast on northside.  The breakfast wrap is  huge and a good value, but the croissant breakfast sammie is incredible.A giant fresh croissant with eggs bacon and cheese, I know it sounds simple, but man is it good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hk1Jt8GzpnPPbfg1duc20g", "text": "I find this place to be lacking in personality (atmosphere-wise) compared to other places on Northside, although the service is friendly and prompt. I have had good luck with the brunch food being pretty tasty, and bad luck with the salads being wilted. I really wanted to love those salads.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qVFZc2USkjYR9lcPGnKYFA", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hq_HMWNBkmHSm4z6fgn6tg", "text": "I've been living on Northside for over six months now, and today was the first time I tried this place (I know, who am I?) I wish I had known about it earlier!\n\nTheir breakfast wrap (or breakfast burrito) was delicious, cheap, and a great value for the money. It's only $4 for the basic with eggs, potatoes, cheese and salsa, and I paid the $1 to add bacon. I was starving and still only managed to eat half of it, so if you came here to split this is definitely a viable option. My roommate got the house special breakfast plate, and said their sausage was really tasty too.\n\nCan't speak to the lunch side of things, but I will definitely be back for breakfast!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7gDUqtEkqS6As88uq2aamQ", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hrGSr6_fSNKkNoC9SvPLOA", "text": "This place is the best place to eat breakfast on northside. Their post breakfast menu and hot beverages are great as well .\nI would especially recommend the baked potatoes along with Bacon and melted cheese, it is delicious and really fills up your appetite as well. \nTheir breakfast burritos and breakfast lunch plates are well fine and the bacon is always crunchy. \nThe only downside is that this place closes quite early and is not the place for you if you like to sip a nice hot cup of coffee throughout the evening. It is also a bit pricey , though it is well worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xBk_2usMc-pKLOldPBWAyg", "date": "2011-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iC-e-d0CoXNOWsMfzit8pg", "text": "You can't go wrong at this caf\u00e9, unless you need wifi.  The coffee is good and so are the sandwiches.  The veggie panini is my favorite.  Everything tastes fresh, the service is fast and friendly, the owner is attentive and remembers his customers.  This caf\u00e9 also has a nice, quiet ambiance and plenty of space for studying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J48bSrjX2nP10Li2cn9uKg", "text": "Nice little addition on the Northside of campus. The food is nothing too crazy, but it is definitely good. My boyfriend and I shared the breakfast wrap with eggs, ham, potatoes, and cheese and were decently content. For about 5 dollars (ham was an extra dollar) I think it is a good deal. I have also had the fruit and walnut salad which is delicious. The fruits and veggies are fresh and the combination of subtle pear and tart blue cheese worked well together in my opinion. They give you a good amount of food so you'll definitely leave content.\n\nThe place itself is clean and relatively quiet. It can get busy during the lunch hour on weekdays, but nothing to worry about in comparison to the line at Urbann Turbann. The mornings are quiet and seating has never been a problem for me.\n\nThe variety of choices on the menu and the good food at a decent price will have me back here on multiple occasions.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "73MfXNpW43fBeltWWiM-Eg", "date": "2011-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jdSH5cb5DXjiH3MIV2wRLQ", "text": "Simply delish. A fresh and inviting place, and a little homey environment. What wins me over is the perfect pairing of a good breakfast to great coffee. The food was awesome and cooked very well, quick make and great pricing. Seating is nice, with windows walled all around.. only thing I would've changed maybe is a switch up from the ambient techno music lol.. some of the same beats over 10 min spans drove me a lil' nuts for such an early morning, but just my personal taste... \n\nOverall, nice spot for the morning. This is certainly a new favorite breakfast place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CgxY3tj_gKp1rpMHWmiYNg", "date": "2012-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KdymXnRh258qbLQQEP2quw", "text": "I tried their Fruit&Walnut Salad ($6.25), and I loved it! Lots of greens, pears, strawberries, candied walnuts, and dried cranberries. The raspberry vinaigrette was just right. Very good portion considering the price, too! While I was waiting for my order, I saw a lot of people getting the same thing, so I'm guessing it's one of the best menus there. I bought the salad to go and had it with steak, and it was great. I just wish it was closer to my home so that I can visit more often.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kljZYPvVLEFSBAk6vTbHSw", "text": "I love their paninis and the house salads that come on the side. The orzo one is still my favorite but the lentil mix wasn't bad either!  \nAlso, their baked potatoes are frigging HUGE. I mean it when I say huge. Go try them!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rz_TqU1qK1iDAk03TH7z2Q", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kv6kWoROg1oLkWwyTqYfhg", "text": "i love sandwiches, i eat them regularly. so when i got a salami sandwich at this place i was disappointed to find about six slices of thin salami - barely visible! the fear sandwich lovers have when they order out...will the bread be meek and sad? mushy tomatoes? brown avocado? hardly any meat???\n\nother than that it was good. everything was fresh. and i got a great baked potato. i am always on the north side of campus so hope to get a thicker sandwich next time i go...gotta say i'm not a big meat eater, but when i eat it i wanna taste it!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cGIz9NdJONBjupn8_naVaQ", "date": "2011-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l3PyIxR-FbRLKdFeg9no-A", "text": "We stop by for breakfast at least once a week on our way into work. It never fails, the food is always super yummy and fresh. The breakfast wrap and the campus scramble are my top faves! The prices are reasonable and the service is fast...not much more you can ask for.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bxuBQ8GbQSDCziXKD9u01A", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lWXXkJnCR1tSDLDy_2HW2w", "text": "I really like this place for a little corner street restaurant. It's nothing super fancy, but it's also not fast food.  It's just like the name says, a simple, clean and fresh cafe. The food has always been fresh for me and very tasty.  When the cafe first opened, the wait times for food were a little long. However, now it's about as quick as you can expect for things not being put together/made until you order- which I think is a good thing.\n\nThe prices are very reasonable, with everything on the menu being less than $7.  For a hot panini with a side salad or breakfast that you'll be full from, I think this is great.  Their loaded pototoes are a neat alternative to other items you typically see in other cafes or restaurants.\n\nThe only \"drawbacks\", if you can call them that, are you have to get your own cutlery when you start, but this must be part of the reason why their prices can be so low, since they don't have that much extra staff.  On that note, the cashier/server can seem a little dragged out/not as cheery as other places. This is not the case the majority of the time.  99% of the time, the staff is great!  But, on 2 or 3 occasions, the cashier seemed to be a little off put that we only gave a $2 tip.  I don't feel a big tip is necessary when I'm the one setting the table and getting up to get my food.  \n\nAll in all though, the Northside Cafe is a great addition to the restaurants at the north gate and a great value. I will continue to go here and constantly recommend it to others.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4a47VWO-p7Xwk2Is60RGwQ", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LXyeB_XOIUQDx_GBvFhAcg", "text": "So I have recently fell in love with their Chili Bake Potatoes. They are of very healthy portion (big) - and will definitely fill you up.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_PAM1DBWZ6szRLwoT0Fb4Q", "date": "2010-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MiHDMsxsdTYIDCMKN5tY-A", "text": "I got a freakin' ENORMOUS loaded baked potato here for less than $6.  This is definitely a cheap, tasty meal I can share with my guy.  I'm not going to try to pretend that the tons of cheese, bacon, and sour cream were good for me.  \n\nNo wi-fi, so it's not that kind of cafe, but I'll definitely be back after walking down from a morning at the rose garden.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pVJ3WrBmGRz4Lwbs0BYb0A", "date": "2012-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mT7s_1wbOEomdc3YwW3oJw", "text": "They have plenty of good stuff, hot sandwiches, deli sandwiches, salads...  It has become one of my favorite places to eat around Euclid.  Highly recommend this corner place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KI6duL2Lq9fcYEPK5a6h5w", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N7_fqO_EEV1AXQUXcgiZ5w", "text": "I was about to get in line at Stuffed-In but then I decided to stroll back down the street and check out all the new places that opened on the corner of Hearst and Euclid (3 right next door to each other!?). \n\nNorthside Cafe didn't have a menu on the door, so I walked in and then felt I should order something since I was already standing there in front of the register, and well, the menu looked good. A bit pricey for being right off campus, but it is north gate and cheaper than Nefali. I also wasnt sure what to expect when I ordered the Fruit and Walnut Salad. They had a large selection of cold beverages which is nice.. mmm passion fruit Juice Squeeze. \n\nWhen I got my huge salad I thought  for sure I'd be taking some of my salad to go, but it was really good with tangy raspberry dressing, pears and cranberries. I definitely finished the whole thing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Re2zbELcHktKNbHat6j5Sw", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NGHNEHSiUZ4xrI83v_kpYg", "text": "Solid lunch spot that will enjoy dominance on Euclid because the other places ain't got nothing on Northside Cafe.  Fresh, well- priced, yummy food and friendly service.  I love the layout too because I can get my Berkeley people watching on while I wait for my food or grub down.   My particular favorites are baked potatoes, chicken caesar wrap, and the BLT.  You know a place deserves 5 stars when at 10am your tummy begins growling and your salivating thinking about running up here at lunch and grubbing down.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nnmKt0M8TpxoJr9BJbJ75g", "date": "2010-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O1yo8qlzP4Eq3PHKbt7Ofw", "text": "I came in for breakfast on Sunday because it's served all day long on the weekends and I was quite impressed. \n\nFood: \n1) Pancake platter: pancakes came with eggs (cooked any way you liked). I ordered scrambled eggs and it was as good as scrambled eggs can get. The pancakes were nice and fluffy with golden brown edges that was nice and crispy. YUMMY!  \n2) French Toast platter: The french toast looked better than it tasted but it was still some solid french toast! It came with eggs (any style) and some potatoes. The potatoes were really good (this is coming from someone that is not a big fan of potatoes, so that's saying something!). They were cut in cubes that weren't too big or small. Crispy on the outside and nice and soft on the inside. The skin made it extra texture-y. YUM!\n\nService: \nYou bus yourself, so no service. \n\nAmbiance: \nThis cafe is one of the many string of new restaurants that were newly established on the Euclid. All the furnishings and decor were really new and clean. There is a ton of window seating so you can just kick back, enjoy a cup of coffee and people watch a little. \n\nPrice: \nEverything was under $10, so not bad :) \n\nOverall: Great food (for being so close to campus), good prices, and clean! What more can you ask for?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ocorVAnCnUWjITzRe5zRDA", "text": "I go here only for breakfast - haven't been here for lunch but I'm a frequent visitor (at least once/week) for breakfast and coffee\ncoffee is good and reasonably priced (especially for student budget), location is super convenient (at the corner of northgate)\nfood is good, fresh and not greasy ! - very important\nInterior is clean and nice - not ghetto like some of the south side places\nportions are generous\nI really don't have anything to complain about this place. Please don't raise the prices, or drop in food quality - just keep what you are doing !\nIt's more cafe styled, so it might not be a fancy place where you can go to dine in, sit down, and relax, but that's what they are - cafe for students to grab quick bites to/from classes", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0LwN37IQHOPTSpVTmG1eKQ", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ozRh5WpguYyfR7A1PSuhJw", "text": "This is a overpriced pathetic place with poor service.\n\nI waited 10 mins just to get an egg and cheese, which itself was OK, but had to see it getting made, and then just sit there on the kitchen counter for 10 mins when the cook was doing all other random things. This was a non rush hour weekday. The earlier little coffee shop here, which was demolished to build this huge structure, was better!!\n\n(I changed it to 4stars after receiving prompt attention by the owner thru email on my review!!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-pH8Ldbbiev1R1JP_oYWvA", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pF1jZ7q8T5sOA8u29UYyEQ", "text": "This is my go-to spot between classes. \nTheir french toast breakfast is so affordable its ridiculous. I have only had their french toast breakfast, their caesar salad and their minestrone soup and I have enjoyed them all. I will expand and buy something else at some point but their caesar salad is just so good! I crave that salad almost every other day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0rXZilO2o-2jCWLv0Cn7HA", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pzVyz18oNUiXR0RFqius5A", "text": "I have class in Etcheverry half an hour after my class in Haas so I don't have time to get food on southside. I usually just get Top Dog or starve. After living in Berkeley for two years, I am sick of Top Dog, but I don't like starving either. So today on my way to class I'm thinking \"ugh Top Dog it is\" but for some reason I decided to look to the left as I crossed the street and noticed this place. I see on the window \"baked potatoes\" and I was like ouu because I've been wanting a baked potato for a while, so I decided to try this place.\n\nThey had a lot of selections. I chose a baked potato with mushrooms, broccoli, and provolone. As I was waiting for my baked potato, I was watching the kitchen and noticed that all the food they used looked nice and fresh. My potato was big (though I was still hungry after eating it) and it was pretty good. I liked the mushrooms and provolone, but the broccoli wasn't all that great. The ratio of salt and butter could have been better. There was too much salt and not enough butter. The potato itself was okay, but overall I was pleased with this place because 1. of the location and 2. they had baked potatoes. I will be getting food here now when I go to class in Etcheverry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m7rbZtL4b8du326Ng43SiA", "date": "2010-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qWLsyEEb6sf8bIN_sgfFXg", "text": "This is where you come when you're in need of a cup of coffee and a good sandwich. \nI personally really like it because it's super clean and new unlike the surrounding Berkeley area. Also the owner is really nice and recognizes me when I come in. I haven't eaten here much but remember ordering a sandwich with pesto on it once which was good.\nAlso the mango tea is really good too. Definitely somewhere that I have to try more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rL7LzQOL_futhwadivTiAQ", "text": "I love the chicken pesto panini with the side Orzo salad! I have tried nothing else and don't think I will -- but it was a good call and absolutely recommendable for a fulfilling lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vp14grGEIvYzmrsOdix4UQ", "date": "2010-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rZ6xq8FOp0_O9GoKy8ijJg", "text": "I can't really comment on the food, but their drinks are solid.  It's a really nice place to get some work done if you're on the northside of campus.  I really enjoy the lighting that the cafe receives since it's situation on the corner of Euclid.  \n\nCheck it out, order a beverage and get some homework done(:", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kR2XT-oNLFOYBHecYNyXoQ", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S68dm1usqM-BIJuTmF489w", "text": "This cafe has quickly risen to become my favorite food spot on Northside. Their orzo salad is da bomb! I almost want to say that is outshines the sandwiches that it accompanies, and the sandwiches are pretty darn tasty as well. I've gotten their veggie sandwich in the past: a delectable fusion of eggplant, avocado, mushrooms, spinach, pesto, etc. I'd say their raviolini soup is just o-kay because the little ravioli packets with cheese remind of those frozen italian pastas you can get at a grocery store. Also, I had their veggie sandwich for Cal Day catering, and it was sadly not the same as their usual food, so don't expect spectacular group orders for events. \n\nService can get a bit slow during rush hour (noon) which is especially annoying if you only got something small like soup to go, but the workers are really nice, attentive, and make sure everyone gets their order in a reasonable time. Looking forward to tasting all the rest of their sandwiches, especially the turkey cranberry and chicken pesto. Also, from what I've observed their baked potatoes are gi-normous!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sl_16-6iyTUbeFuUIVBj4A", "text": "These guys aren't making good food- it's GREAT FOOD! Simple- favorable, good portion-sizes. Fresh and filling! Breakfast was quick, fresh-made-to-order. Will be a RePeAT customer!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6CDqhVoXMRc_228fMFkHBA", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sSvBY8oWx5D-Q3r6krM_NQ", "text": "Good place to go for a quick meal or a takeout breakfast or sandwich. Great breakfast burrito. Definitely a cafe, not a whole lot of indoor seating, and a somewhat limited menu, but good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OmrWu14jy72sDpxZTO4h-Q", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SwM9lA2HcsDkcvE1eimu5g", "text": "North Side Cafe is blessed with a highly visible location.  There are other cafes on north side, but this one pops out on the corner of Euclid and Hearst.  Every time I pass by, the place is packed with people who look SUPER productive.  So you know...naturally, I went on in.\n\nAt 11am, I was caught between lunch and breakfast options.  I decided to order a simple cold Pastrami on Dutch with provolone cheese ($5.76 with tax).  Expensive, man.  Why did I get this?  The sandwich itself was everything I expected -- a ~1 foot long with the standard veggies and condiments.  All in all, not impressive.  Stuffed Inn still wins for my favorite North Side sandwich joint.  Although North Side Cafe isn't a great sandwich place, their breakfast plates look much tastier and a better deal for the starving college student.\n\nAlso, AirBears internet connection makes it here.  YES.\nThe stools by the window are great. :)\nAnd the establishment is SO CLEAN.  The counters and beverage bar sparkle I swear.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "txT6qxtI13IfItcR1TH9QA", "text": "Egg-cellent Southside Scramble (spinach-mushroom-bell pepper). They melted the cheese over the top instead if mixing it in, but I kinda liked that.  The house potatoes are perfection -- be sure to try them!  \n\nAmbiance is a bit bland, and they had no fresh-squeezed juices (only Tropicana).  But hey, I'm just picky.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HjkqXnb93dgO7SbzWy3Lqw", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UIdxIHIA8Kd-L8fSVBZD6w", "text": "Northside Cafe offers a quick option for breakfast and lunch every day of the week. My personal favorite is the Chicken Pesto sandwich, no tomatoes. The orders come with a side of Orzo pasta, which is pretty tasty; but the portion leaves a little to be desired. I like the atmosphere of the place; it's open and welcoming. The staff is the same pretty much everyday and maintain a very friendly relationship with the customers. My only complaint would be that it is a little pricey, expect to spend between 7-10 dollars per meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rPBE52wRfXFRYwU9IZxfGg", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ULXRhzozm1ZbhV2XPLgQOA", "text": "Nice place for a breakfast, especially if you're up early and around here before the other shops open. Had the breakfast burrito (called breakfast wrap here) with ham for about 5 dollars. Shared between my girlfriend and I, we were both content afterwards.\n\nAlthough I prefer Ann's kitchen breakfast burrito, this place takes a close second. Basically your typical breakfast burrito with eggs, potatoes, cheddar cheese an salsa all wrapped in flour tortilla. Bacon or ham is an extra dollar. I wish the salsa was more like a pico de gallo than just salsa but that's personal preference. Still enjoyable nonetheless. Clean and quiet atmosphere from what I perceived on a 9 am Saturday morning. I'd come back again to try other things on the menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XnWTpZeb0atyolIc5-XRUw", "date": "2011-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WgfwKdAiDfmlNgjVzBZe7w", "text": "North Side Cafe has excellent food.  The service is quick and  efficient which I love.  I recommend this cafe to all my friends.  The ones that have gone enjoy every bit of it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BBw5wHcAoYexUDZbKvHXmA", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XFF6CPo8gyxGoFngc5zjZA", "text": "I usually end up getting lunch here twice a week. My favorites are the chicken florentine panini and the baked potatoes. I've found everything on the breakfast menu to be great as well. Gets a little crowded sometimes, but it's popular for good reasons!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5904pkYHCYSDaRkvKscK1Q", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yatCDo9uW_eTYSqJT7XRhw", "text": "I hadn't been back for a while, but wanted a salad, so I stopped by Northside. Unfortunately, the taste of my chicken caesar salad reminded me why I stopped going - the whole thing was bland, the chicken had a tough texture and no flavor, and the croutons and lettuce weren't much better. Apparently, they also started charging an additional 25 cents for credit card transactions. Given their already high prices relative to other restaurants around Hearst and Euclid, such an increase is hard to justify.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hGwf8d5or4CjnRrDW-rlxQ", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YKmg5dkeRUvnAnFTOtJ48g", "text": "Got the Southside scramble (spinach, bell peppers, mushroom, onion, tomato, Swiss cheese) and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The scramble comes with four pieces of toast and potatoes. I loved their hot sauce, and along with the very satisfying portion size, made for a very good brunch. \n\nSeating at the cafe filled up very quickly around 11am and I noticed many students with books and papers out studying, most of whom were not likely to leave until a few hours after their meal. \n\nI definitely want to come back and try something on their lunch menu. Northside Cafe is located perfectly at the cross street, and with its inviting and collegesque atmosphere, won't be long before I pay another visit!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q2_A-WEmw5lfBQ-RhPQp8Q", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BOPASP8r8ZTHgfZLRUUu-A", "text": "I'm working at my desk on the Northside of campus when my cubicle neighbor comes back from lunch with a dish that smells and looks amazing. I ask what it is, and he responds a panini....sounds like a bikini, and I like those, so why not?\n\nI had the Steak and Mushrooms Panini. Fantasticly delicious. I am not really a mushroom fan, but it isn't overpowering.\n\nI was a little sad about the lack of drink selection. When I went, the soda fountain was out of half of the drinks available. Since they have Pepsi products, I was very excited that they had Mountain Dew, but disappointed that they had it in neither fountain or bottle form...only 12 oz cans :( A tragic mistake given the location right next to the engineering buildings.\n\nI really like the ambiance here. Very clean and new. Bright lights and lots of windows give off a much better vibe than many coffeeshops on northside (in my opinion). I understand that by keeping it dim, people fall asleep and buy more coffee, but that isn't an environment I enjoy studying in.\n\nService was acceptable....I waited about 10 minutes for my food, which came to a little over $8. A little pricey for Northside, but the food was great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qHYmoDMtNVIfMMimq2Q4nQ", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CL5EjSvOZdSbZQGVCzBqEQ", "text": "I tried it three times in the first week, with something different each day....\n\n* Day One: The panini sandwich. Very tasty and good, though the service was a little slow -- my friend who ordered a salad got theirs about 10 minutes before my sandwich was ready. I assume this will get quicker as they learn the menu, but it has deterred me slightly from ordering a sandwich at the lunchtime hour again... The orzo salad was not that good, but I think that's my own personal taste - I'd rather have it without the add-on.\n\n* Day Two:  The mozzarella & basil salad. Delicious. Oh my, so much better than the other salads in the area. Fantastic. I will definately be coming back for their salads.\n\n* Day Four (took a break for soccer-watching): The baked potato. Nom nom nom. Needed some butter underneath all the fixin's, but I will certainly be coming back for this in the winter time.\n\nStaff is very friendly. Only one cash register, which will slow them down once the school year starts, but once their kitchen staff learns the menu more, they will get quicker in service time. The layout is nice, lots of tables and counter space, although the noise is a bit much when it's crowded.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Eb4OEay-APEpApOtxiahmw", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mtiwEyZ6KmaQDNYFUz7N2Q", "text": "FOAM!!! [jumps up and down, as promised]\n\nhaha.  I had to wake up early in the morning for an interview today, and since I was up the night before studying for an impending midterm and prepping for the interview, I was knocking out midday.  I walked over to Northside Cafe and noticed another server/barista, who I probably now figure could be the owner.  \n\nAnyways, I ordered my double macchiato again and got pretty decent foam!  [YAY]  Maybe next time I'll sit down for a latte or au lait [with foam!] or perhaps a HOT pastrami, per Soosh's [owner] recommendation.\n\nbtw. I knocked out 30 minutes into my following lecture...  that just means I need more sleep - like now.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2010-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OYoiiyi6IiAtT1Kdn7fKRA", "text": "I grab breakfast here before every midterm or final I have on the northside of campus.\n\nI usually grab an omelet or sandwich while reviewing my notes or doing the whole last-minute cramming routine. So yes, food comes out pretty quickly but is it spectacular? Eh, not really. Are the employees nice and friendly? I didn't get that vibe. And to be honest, I don't think this place gives you the best bang for your buck. Most menu items are about $7, and everything is plain imo. \n\nI can tell you people who come here are interesting though. I wasn't eavesdropping on the table next to me or anything, but there was a 40some year old man giving advice to a similarly aged woman advice on how to change careers. She was a middle school teacher and complaining about how kids can't write these days. Freaked me out a little and gave me something to think about as I finished my sandwich.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "azCYdv0DvS5f-NZsWdC5pQ", "date": "2011-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QQg8P-Dqiz16RQ2QPH6MDg", "text": "TWO GIANT OVERSIZED MONSTROUS THUMBS UP..\n\nReally nice place, very clean, high ceilings, windows all around, its really the kind of place I want to eat in.\n\nThe food is good as well havent tried too much yet, but I will get around too it..  Maybe the owner will throw in a free lunch or two for my good review???\n\nI think he had music going on, but I would have appreciated a little more T.I. coming thru the speakers. But hey not worth deducting a star, and i'll be a returning soon.. Great place i do reccomend..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OyJX4qu9G5fAUok8FvaxNw", "date": "2010-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ENBm_926JlHTmt_X_py7YQ", "text": "Love love love this place!\n\nMe and my husband have been here 25 Times and only lived in Berkeley for 2 months! I'm not saying this is hands down the best place to eat ever but for me I love it! Every dish i've tried has been desirably good. The White mochas are delish. The workers are fun and energetic! I really do love this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VuzwbpwznSC97SpN22ZJ4g", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "THPJbj7DorHw46s5YXG6UA", "text": "Came here to study for my final and wow! Not one of my best ideas.\n\nAs far as cafes go, the Northside Cafe is \"okay\", at most. And in terms of a study location, it's pretty bad. There's no Wi-Fi and it's pretty freaking loud! That being said, if you NEED internet, you can try connecting to AirBears, but that'll be pretty spotty at best.\n\nAnyways, as for food, I thought I would just be studying the entire time, so I just ordered a Mango Iced Tea. I was a bit disappointed with the Iced Tea, as it was very watery and tasteless. Not very much mango, if any ):\n\nI really wanted to like this place, but sadly, it just wasn't meeting my needs. Maybe next time?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w5qTmWJRLLn8B2VcpbhVtQ", "text": "I came here once for breakfast, and had the breakfast burrito and chai. The burrito was completely tasteless and the chai tasted mostly like warm milk with a little spice on top. When I asked them to make it stronger, I had to pay extra and still received a watered down chai. \n\nI went back again for a lunch sandwich and got their steak and mushroom panini, thinking it would be like a grilled sandwich version of a philly cheesesteak. Instead, the \"steak\" was hard, tough, dry strips of meat, and there was A-1 sauce inside! It was terrible! Their side salad was just a box of lettuce covered in a mound of black olives and a sprinkle of cheddar cheese. I've never had a worse side salad in my life!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fZUwISZ-kQ18Rhl_fsRTkw", "date": "2011-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WFegtiTsHykVcB0zbG_IGg", "text": "OK but not great all around. Has a good selection of diner food on top of the usual cafe stuff. None of it is the best in the neighborhood, but it's not bad either and they have better hours than most places around. Good place to grab something to eat on the northside on the weekend.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f85oxxiDLFAeG2Ogxck6tg", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YfdTZymO-n7fTl8OBl6Elw", "text": "This place is too loud to study in.. too much goin on around you and definitely doesnt have that cozy berkeley study cafe vibe you get from places like Peoples Cafe. I ordered the breakfast wrap/burrito.. tasted very Denny's like... but for 4 bucks.. you cant complain too much. I probably won't be back here with the abundance of coffee shops in berkeley.\n\nUPDATE: Im bumping them up a star because the owner/manager/whoever sent me a message defending their place WITHOUT getting confrontational/taking it personally. Thank you for caring about your business, all the while having the decency not to attack yelpers for ... well, yelping!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6I5J_kFXezHNblOMtu7lBA", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fwb9jtUARc1wt_mNB1EgPw", "text": "I always get their fruit and walnut salad here! It's so good. mixed greens, with a raspberry vinagrette, with strawberries, candied walnuts, blue cheese crumbles, dried cranberries, and focaccia. Highly recommend this for lunch!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k-ccA1KzyJTpMEjh75WmSQ", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sUny7xaf2-BmbuLq4QLeBg", "text": "This place isn't all that exciting for being a cafe. I came here on a day where Cal had a huge event and people were roaming the streets, the sun was shining, and shops were earning!\n\nI came here to grab a coffee and possibly try their cold cuts, but never happened. Unfortunately, I just had an ice cold lemonade can with a bottle of water :/ The vibe wasn't there for me. The service was boring and the shop didn't have that fresh brewed smoke in the air. \n\nThe worst part that happened to me and my gf was getting \"kicked out\". The store was closing soo damn early. I understand it was Sunday but damn, the store didn't have to close around 3 hahaha. I saw people who were just getting ready to settle down with their kids at the table but had to move out fast. Usually, the people already inside are allowed to finish while closing the doors to the public but this place doesn't do that deed. I hate it!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cJCYCEfDL4n5TgU9y8RTWg", "date": "2011-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dZrS9wB3SnTY7dK0ItagRg", "text": "Breakfast Burrito: $5.38 total ($3.99 + $1.00 for bacon) = heaven in my mouth. 5/5\n\nNorthside Salad is also pretty good. 4/5\n\nFrench Toast: Hrm... I wish this came with some fruit, and some more powdered sugar  and a bit .. harder. It was not one of my favorite things here, 2/5.\n\nCoffee!!! If you bring your own cup, you actually get a discount!!! How awesome is that!\n\nHot Pastrami Sandwich = 5/5 \nI had a sandwich on a ciabatta roll (apparently its also good on sourdough - note to self: must try) and oooomgggg it looks and tastes sooooooo good. Thinly cut slices of warm pastrami that is balanced well with a mustard sauce (not sure what it is exactly) with pickles and greens.. oh my! my new favorite sandwich at the northside cafe.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2010-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HXCNx5NYi-HLuO1ckxBr1g", "text": "I've been wanting to check this place out since I always see it whenever I die hiking up the killer hill to Soda Hall, and I finally got to try it yesterday. I ordered a Steak and Mushroom grilled panini. It comes with grilled sirloin, sauteed mushrooms, grilled onions, swiss cheese, and house steak sauce, along with a side of house orzo salad. The panini was okay. Pretty dry... I enjoyed the house orzo salad more lol... I tried some of my friend's Ham and Cheese grilled panini, and it was very salty.\n\nNo wifi!!! You don't get AirBears here either! :( Limited outlets as well. I guess I would come study here if I wanted to avoid temptations of wasting time on social networking sites.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9uS0tzGl3Vw4WYVooQ73AQ", "text": "This review is based solely on coffee: drip coffee and espresso drinks.  Never eaten there, though the food looks good.\n\nI often stop in in the morning on my way to lab, and am always greeted by polite and speedy service.\n\nToday, I stopped by after a lecture for an afternoon pick-me-up while still trying to curb my caffeine, so I ordered a decaf coffee.  Dude behind the counter took my mug, then stopped short in front of the decaf drip machine, turned around said he'd give me a double americano because he wasn't sure how fresh it was.  (He said lunch was really busy, so wasn't sure when the coffee was last made.)  And, he still charged me the same price as a regular coffee.  Thanks, dude!  A grand gesture that speaks volumes about their service.\n\nps. Bring your own mug! It's green and saves you an entire quarter.  With that, you can park for about 2 whole minutes in SF, or get 10 minutes on your dryer.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pRmwJ6jt3ClpH4JIaAF0yA", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A_c4tmEmAQDLFVrkoc2u5Q", "text": "What a great addition to the North side of campus.  Plenty of light and outlets make this a great study space with healthy, yummy food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2010-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BZ_PZgQ2CfyOtjAcBbPg8Q", "text": "I was looking forward to coming here because many people have been talking abou how great this place is. I got their soup of the day, Minestrone. Unfortunately, I found it overly salty and the soup tasted liked it came out of a can. The focaccia bread that came along with it was not only small but a bit dry. Overall, I liked the decor of the place but I didn't find it anything special and the food was not very good", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_xNXLc4o5UJrB1S65FJ_eA", "text": "I had my first breakfast burrito in LA.  Ever since I've been searching for a similar breakfast burrito (or wrap as they call it). Simple but delicious, eggs, potatoes, cheese and salsa in a tortilla with the option to add bacon ham or sausage.  The burrito was not only huge but delicious.  I wish they put whole strips of bacon in the burrito though. I also ordered a cappuccino here. Perfectly made with Mr Espresso. (Maybe not as good as Nefeli next door.) If they had free wifi and were open later I'd be here much more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jBz-hEEWEW8Fj8cNhasfDA", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "E1vLrLJbfK8fQxJpVEbEWg", "text": "Sometimes when I know I have a long day ahead of me, I like to stop by Northside Cafe on my way to class and grab a breakfast wrap ($3.99) to go. They only serve these until 11:30am on weekdays, so you have to wake up early! The burrito is seriously HUGE and stuffed full of yummy goodness. It comes with scrambled eggs, potatoes, cheese, and salsa. You can also add bacon, ham, or sausage to it for a little extra. In my opinion, this monstrosity is definitely the best deal here!! It can last me 1.5 meals and is a super cheap way to get full! Plus, it's portable and easy to eat when you're on the go. The potatoes are seasoned nicely and when I'm lucky, are cooked to the point where they're a crispy golden brown. Then, this thing is really amazing. At other times, they are a bit softer but the wrap is still very satisfying.\n\nThere's ample seating with tables and also counter seats near the window so you can people watch. I find that a lot of people come here to work or study too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GFw_9lnOLLiVkYbk8pK_Zg", "text": "Quick update: \n\nThe owner was gracious enough to contact me and explained that the milk they use is 2% --- which makes sense now. \n\nWith the now-tempered expectation, and what is pretty cool service in my books, I'm moving it to a 3 stars.\n\nI will try the bites next time, but I'd recommend one shouldn't expect a \"bluebottle\" cappuccino or latte and it should be fine.\n\n============\nI had a latte and the milk was too thin. There was a tiny layer of dry foam on top and that was it --- none of the smooth silkiness of a latte well made. It sucked.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M3w1rv78j3nzQcJVzC-bNw", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hpLS9CTO53ejL0-H_uwlPg", "text": "I enjoy sitting and eating my breakfast here as I  watch the people cross the street to and fro the UC-Berkeley campus. \n\nThis is our weekend breakfast place :) we always get the pancake platter with a side of toast and it is enough for the both of us. The price is extremely reasonable and the food...delicious! The delicious, cheesey scrambled eggs and the warm buttered toast, with the pancakes and maple syrup..mmm..\n\nBaked potato no. 2 (cheese, chives, sour cream, we do not get the bacon) is super yummy! It is baked to perfection and at $5.25 is very filling for one person.\n\nWe tried the french toast platter but the french toast was extremely dry and was not to our liking. Similarly, we tried the Breakfast wrap   and found it to be extremely soggy with no distinct flavor(s) as such. \n\nWe stick to our regular favorites and are extremely satisfied with them :) I would definitely recommend this as a breakfast place.\n\nOverall rating  - 4/5", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aZK6CwG3efw2RIgtN0bRgw", "date": "2011-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 7, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "64j4ObBnvWOsqJrQthJpcA", "text": "This place offers some solid breakfast and lunch items. It is not a dinner place. It's good for those who want to get food on the go or just out for a quick lunch break. Their menu doesn't offer anything special other than the normal salads, sandwiches, soups, pancakes, eggs, and whatnot. Even so, none of those stand out to me either. Portions are smaller compared to similar breakfast and lunch places around the campus, but it is still relatively cheap. They have a huge fridge the size of a wall of bottled drinks just like a convenience store. Since they are a cafe, they also have coffee drinks. The iced latte was bad because all the milk was at the bottom when it was given to me and there were also coffee grinds at the bottom. The hot pastrami sandwich I got was alright, but they used aluminum foil to wrap it a second time, which I think is a waste of foil when it is already wrapped in parchment paper.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "R109PJPOP1puLUHQWeWwcg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 6, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "YWwFlRf-w_EeCkGnGWoucQ", "text": "Gee, I won't humiliate myself by telling you how many years it's been since I was a student on the Berkeley campus, but let's just say a few of the redwood trunks in Muir Woods were significantly skinnier than they are now. Jamie W. and I decided to take a nostalgic trip back to the campus just so I could point out where I used to hang out around campus. I was shocked to see Aki's still around all these years later and still operating in the same spot in that cozy food mall on Hearst. Oh and there's La Val's Pizza, the same place I used to hang after watching \"My Dinner with Andre\" at the Northside and pretending to appreciate it.\n\nWhile I wasn't quite in the mood for a chicken teriyaki flashback, we decided to sit a spell in this cafe on the corner of Hearst and Euclid on the edge of the campus. Northside Cafe appears to be a popular spot with students taking advantage of the numerous electrical outlets to plug in their laptops to work on their term papers. There were quite a few with their noses to the grindstone. We decided to split a Corner Salad, a student bargain at $6.50, which was a bed of iceberg lettuce with slices of cold-cut-style ham and turkey, a hard-boiled egg, marinated roasted red peppers, shredded cheddar and black olives.\n\nIt's all lightly doused with a Balsamic vinaigrette and accompanied inexplicably by a generic slice of white bread (see photo). They also offer breakfast scrambles and wraps, deli sandwiches, paninis, and even a full selection of baked potatoes - all the healthy food groups that a kitchen-challenged undergrad needs to digest to get through finals. I could imagine being a student and thinking this to be a great, post-study-hall meal, and even at my age, I thought it was pretty decent. You may already know that the north side of the campus is not nearly the chaotic scene the south side is, so this cafe is where to go if you're looking for a much calmer vibe.\n\nFOOD - 3 stars...pretty good salad especially for a student on the go...and the rest of us, too\nAMBIANCE - 3 stars...lots of tables and plenty of plugs\nSERVICE - 2.5 stars...students on the run\nTOTAL - 3 stars...Go Bears!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "m07sy7eLtOjVdZ8oN9JKag", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "rcu96dLkUGU4Naj7GqOHDQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "micHHmd9FKt0hxWtp-MAuQ", "text": "Foley's Deli, its been too years and I just recently discovered this place, but I am so glad I did.\n\nAt first glance the deli doesn't look too appealing, mainly due to the fact that its inside a market, Sam's Market, but also because there isn't a line for food. The reason for the line is not that it isn't busy but rather that the turn around time is pretty quick. \n\nThe food:\n\nThey have a very simple menu, but with a huge selection of choices.\nFor instance, they have:\nFred's Famous Chicken Sandwich\nPastrami (ONE OF THE BEST I HAVE EVER TRIED, with Pepperjack cheese!)\nFamous Steak\nCheese Steaks\nRoast Beef\nItalian Meatball\nChicken Shawarma\nTuna\nSuper Burritos... tons more\n\nThe sandwiched come either cold or hot( warmed bread and dipped in au jus) Hot Sandwiches/ Super Burrito are $5.99 and cold are $4.99. \n\nThe Super Burritos come with your choice of Famous Chicken or Steak( or any other meat, but you have to specifically request it), pinto/black beans, rice, salsa, cheese, Free Guac!  For less then Chipolte, and its bigger!\n\nPersonally, I get a hot sandwich or burrito with a Arizona for $7.50 (Which is a Great Deal) Make sure to grabs tons of napkins it gets messy, but its a good thing, dripping with flavor\n\nP.S. They also have a 'Sandwich Club Card'  which is get every10th sandwich free!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "rcu96dLkUGU4Naj7GqOHDQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f-U4vSl6bToUKp4lqzKvlQ", "text": "Greatest pastrami ever. This place sells the best sandwiches in Berkeley as far as I'm concerned.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Ax3vf_QflC95ukYPiBtcA", "text": "One of my favorite CAL moments happened right here at Bear's Lair.\n\nImmediately following our general commencement (yay Class of 08!), two of my bestest friends and I skipped the hoity toity hors d'oeuvres served in the Campanile Esplanade and headed straight for The Bear's Lair.  \n\nWe were greeted by a wave of applause from the burly 3pm drinking crew (thanks guys!) and the three of us feasted on BLUE and GOLD nachos with chicken, a dozen white castle burgers, and a big pitcher of Jupiter Hefeweizen!\n\nIt was the perfect way to celebrate 4 fantastic years at the greatest university in the world!  \n\nGO BEARS!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_5uZ9Ur33MnFvpjeryyKMQ", "date": "2009-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3LhtJM6tGJujSNGbfucv0g", "text": "If you're up by UC Berkeley on a Friday and looking for a great place to hang out with friends, then The Bear's Lair is the place for you! They have an event called Beat the Clock, which offers pitchers on tap at awesome  prices according to the time. For instance, from 4pm to 5pm, a pitcher is $7 and from 5pm to 6pm, a pitcher is $8. The price caps at $10 a pitcher from 7pm to close.\n\nI've only been here on Fridays, but so far it's been a good place with great atmosphere for college students and college graduates.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4DkJ4hg9bUa3WaL7NJzkng", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3wVOhWkFFB45XaG2oXtOWw", "text": "Great atmosphere, decent pub food and inexpensive good tasting beer, what's not to like?  I went on a Wednesday night so business was light, mostly just a few locals and college students trying to get over the mid week hump.  I could see how this place could packed out before a football game.  \n\nMakes me wish I went to college with a pub on campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KrtWvNwJIdYoDkVqWmq9ug", "date": "2007-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4wtg1sxtZWOQfEuN1PGxQQ", "text": "Believe it or not, you can get a burger at the Bear's lair. They have the frozen White Castle burgers available for purchase. Whereas i give the actual frozen burgers 3 stars, i give the Bear's lair one star for their ability to constantly fuck up 'cooking' them and average it out. I know i've said a lot about sliders and White Castle - maybe i'll review a White Castle and really jizz all over them.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "V1pxG6r8_zfkSpLnF7_GhA", "date": "2005-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "66mGbmWB8qgdFuftVTM6Dw", "text": "The beer and the fries and the wings were all delicious I couldnt eat it all, So I took it to go. They had some good music. Go bears!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "O8UYGyFMXxq58htx4lqYzg", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6sKo738X6T6rSi-Z1jFCfA", "text": "Some of the best times of my life! Friday Night Beat the Clock.\n\nPrice for a pitcher of beer:\n4pm-5pm: $7\nThe price increases by a buck every hour.\n\nBack in college, my friends and I would partake in something called PTF, otherwise known as Pitcher to the Face. Everyone would get a pitcher, and drink it. I'd highly recommend the quasar double ipa since it's double the bang for your buck. Great times!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RXCoHt7BBFQN_vjsb8IDjg", "date": "2011-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7JFBbAjqW8CmiuO1sdpq3g", "text": "Upping the ante to 3 stars.  I guess in order to deal w/ the bathroom you just have to be tanked.  I went on the Saturday after Halloween and I didn't mind it too much this time, but it was funny cuz there was a cup filled with piss in the corner next to the toilet.  the bartender guy walked up to me with food and asked me if the food he was carrying was my food, I replied no but took a big ol chicken strip anyways.  And played beer pong with some guys who were at least 30.  Rip roarin evening", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Aq6gTDIs82_QKe_4mE7JPA", "date": "2008-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7tZqTsne4Uhp8TlS87lQFA", "text": "Ah the bears lair!  The one stop place to get all your brew needs.\n\nIt's the best place to come for a Cal football game if you don't have tickets.  Its always a great place for food, fun, atmosphere, and to meet some very cool people.\n\nEverytime I came here as an undergrad, you'd always run into someone you know and even now as an alum, I still run into old friends here for Cal games.\n\nThe food is pretty decent for bar food and the beer is pretty good.  They have a pretty good selection with some of the nearby Jupiter's brews on tap.  I also suggest getting their micro brews since its pretty much the only place you can get it.\n\nTake back the axe I.P.A - It was alright a little more on the bitter side, but not too bad\n\nLudwig's Lager - A little bit more lighter taste with a crisp finish.\nOski's honey wheat - I dunno what happened to the Oski brew but it was my favorite.\n\nLast time i went, Ludwig and Oski wasn't on tap, i dunno what happened.\n\nI had the vegetarian pizza which was also good and the fries.\n\nI don't eat meat but the sliders and the buffalo wings are what my friends usually suggest on getting for you meat eaters.\n\nanyways if you are looking for a good time for a sports bar during any Cal game, I highly suggest coming to the bears lair.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oeSP4tyY8VKMW-ndSMVv1g", "date": "2009-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "834DqT-WMgc1bPs_sRG_Mw", "text": "Awesome staff, awesome beer, awesome games.\n\nThat's about all I have to say about it.  The manager is awesome too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CpEnxJurQdBaWuF1rIvdvg", "date": "2012-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8c1tmBSAsDycdmmSY1xCng", "text": "I'll be honest...I'm giving The Bear's Lair three stars since I'm a Cal alum & usually stop by here on game days, but I'm not really that big a fan of the place. \n\nA good chunk of my four years at Cal were during the time when this place was being renovated, and when it reopened the main reason I would come here was because on Thursdays (or it may have been Tuesdays?) they had some kind of cheap liter beer promotion (don't remember what it was specifically). \n\nIn the present day I normally stop by The Bear's Lair for a beer before a football game. It's okay I guess. It's crowded (but who can complain about that...what do you expect on game days?), but there's a lot of outdoor seating. There's just something about the setup for this place I don't like. I like to sit on the patio (weather permitting), where they usually have a couple people handling the beer and serving whatever food they're serving out there on game day. Like I said, I expect a large crowd on game days, but things seem to move slower than they should (Henry's is crowded to and they seem to be able to move things along much faster/smoother). As far as the food goes, I've had the nachos & the fries, and they're okay. If I were sober (why would I do that?), I think the food would be borderline, not that great though... \n\nMy experiences at Bear's Lair the last couple years are only for home football games, which I know is a lot different than most other days. I think this place is potentially a lot funner during the week or when there isn't events going on (this \"beat the clock\" deal I see they have sounds intriguing), but unfortunately it's been awhile since I've experienced that here. I'm still willing to be generous and give this place an A-OK though...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W5cwxNwGiZJd393PCDQEvA", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Xg24UfQs2hSzBJViBT1lQ", "text": "Bear's Lair is, at it's best: crowded, has sticky floors, repulsive bathrooms (unisex), and one has to fight to order a beer.  But all that and the noise and the excitement, whether it is a game day or just any old night of the week, is what makes Bear's Lair great.  It's reasonably priced, especially if you go for Beat the Clock, and packed full of Cal people - students, grads, old alumni.  There is a certain excitement at Bear's Lair that makes it a great place to go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mpFmGLVfimmVlwPc80pq2w", "date": "2008-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aIr8fOHNSQRp-I1qm5Qn8A", "text": "Bears Lair is definitely a Berkeley experience.  It's probably the best place to watch sports.  It has a lot of TV's for a Berkeley bar, and every TV usually is a different game or sport event.  \n\nOn busy days, like Cal football games or March Madness, things can get hectic.  Room is spare, and it can be a hassle to get from point a to point b with a pint in hand.  Just use your reflexes, and you can do it.\n\nThe people provide the atmosphere though. It can get REALLY fun during a close game or during March Madness.  People cheering, fans screaming, high fives and tipsy people, what else do you want?\n\nI've had the food a few times, and it's pretty decent to.  Sometimes you get so lost in the beer, that you forget how good bar food compliments it perfectly.\n\nI've had so many great college and post college memories here that I can't give it anything lower than a 5 star.  The people are usually friendly, and its a nice break from the busy hub bub and stress that Cal can bring.  Just chill, relax, and drink a beer.  Good times.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jNpquKQ-lZNzj2HXd_4PKw", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aNwXjC9TkycIFBEII4r5Ag", "text": "Great atmosphere for a night out with friends. Beer selection is cool they have local Jupiter beers. Definitely a place to hang out and watch sports games with a group a friends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sQVrhqoBU-72Awb0CVnycg", "date": "2009-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b5UdTrfFDPG8CbI9ZBvseA", "text": "Being of a legal age, and a Cal student, it is my up most duty to support the on campus boozery.  I am so not a cheap beer girl though, so I am thrilled that they have house brews.  My favorite is the Honey Ale.  They are often out of Honey Ale though so my second choice is the Hefenweizen.  Food here isn't bad either.  Garlic fries and pizza are the perfect compliment to the two to three cheap $5 pitcher of beer that you can get in from four to five on Friday night.  I try to plan my class schedule around this.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zp3tRNqyeL7-kGDJwMkgpQ", "date": "2008-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CEMj1sQF2FwiJinkOD4qgQ", "text": "This bar is actually on Berkeley campus, but has crappy beer selection and blend pizza with too much bready part.  Although its usually a good price to see random events and interesting ppl as bar goes.  There is once where we saw 2 guys argue the pro and con of Christianity and Buddism, when both of them are not even religious.\n\nI guess if you want to see interesting people and doesn't care about the quality of your food and beer.  Welcome to come here, although I would actually just people watch at the corner of telegraph and bancroft and can probably get the same experience.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8xjJmWVJVHzm7X4-lf2SSw", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cQ5gThWI3_WeiDFC3vW3dg", "text": "great place to have a beer", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qC77SBH3ZW_xDRjdc6GpVg", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ct5C0moIuxyehrVEmSMt9Q", "text": "For a college pub, nooooot baaaaadddd!\n\nI've only come here for beat the clock, which is a great way to kick off some steam at the end of your week. It gets realllllyy crowded as you would expect for college bar, so come early and reserve a table.\n\nThey have TV's all around, so if you're alone in town, and want the support of local fans for your favorite team, this is the perfect place to score a high five or man back pat. They also have garlic fries, amongst other regular bar foods if you're hungry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6TRFhg957xTviX7eCwy5PQ", "date": "2009-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dLJEZIuKcqK8w8SOGAIUSA", "text": "I came here on CalDay to watch a soccer match with my buddy and was surprised at how empty it was, thought I'm sure this is not always the case. The food is bar food, but was their wing packs were a nice size when I wanted to sit down and watch a 2-hour game.\n\nThey ran out of ribs (though I think this had something to do with CalDay) so were kind enough to substitute a bunch of boneless wings instead with various sauces. The normal wings were very tasty, but the boneless wings didn't taste much different from McDonald's chicken nuggets.\n\nBeing an out-of-stater, this was not a bad experience, and my expectations weren't high as I saw this as a place to chill, drink a few brews, have some unhealthy food, and cheer for Barcelona (they lost, but I swear it didn't affect the rating). Overall, you're gonna be frustrated with the slow-moving staff, but once you get your beer and food, it's not a bad place to be.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OHd6zS5lHV03IxGD5eK7Fg", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-e3mUk8CuIiYwGL5Vu5hpg", "text": "I go because all my friends go, not because it's a nice place.  Although I have to say that the bartenders are really great.  They're the reason I bumped this up to 4 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HqdRvkaxMrq3f7Jn8jn4jA", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E8setBF5xm-564g1LQDD3g", "text": "This is a typical Berkeley hangout, and even a place to grab a beer on your way to Ochem.  Not that I would do that, right?  Anyway, it's grungy and busy, the way you'd expect a rowdy bar to be.  There are good beers on tap and they sell the T-shirts: \"Go beers!\"  Get it?  haha.  Not very many restrooms so be creative.  Afterall, this bar is on campus nearby many buildings which contain restrooms...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "r0yj7wRAs4mNSgp_OvvstA", "date": "2009-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EAVrB9nvw1WE0guMHH34EA", "text": "Bears Lair consistently is ranked as one of the top campus bars in the country, and to be honest, I just don't know why. Beat the Clock is sweet, being on the campus is sweet, and watching oski take a beer bong  through his eye socket is freaken awesome but besides that it really doesn't drive me wild. \nBeer selections is decent, (mainly local stuff, Jupiter, mmm) No pool table or shuffle board, never live music, always closes before 2am and no hard alcohol, just beer.\nI would give it a 5 star no question if oski was there more often taking a beer bonging in the eye. AWESOME", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JD5BwRWaTjZrL83KpCDK7w", "date": "2008-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EjVMhPFdav8LcL0BGjZ5dQ", "text": "I like Bear's Lair for the beer and people, not the food.  Really, go eat somewhere else since this place has not yet mastered how to get (good) food to people (well, minus the fries, those rock.)  All their beers are microbrews and the post-game scene is always a fun crowd.  Perhaps I like this place so much because I saw it before it's rennovation in 2001.  It was such a shit hole that the current Bear's Lair looks like the Top of Mark compared to old days.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H4JNrBAoyCk_ZMZWbAf8OA", "date": "2005-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FoycO5YquVWevNnoklwm6Q", "text": "In a word..  The Bears Lair Sucks.  I gave it one star because...   I really don't know why. \nThe place is totally understaffed.  The only reasonably attentive employees were the food servers.  Otherwise, you sit there, while the slacked jawed employees behind the bar stare at you for a while and then their attention span goes on a tangent.  They must be thinking of cleaning the (yuck) bathrooms and then lose their train of thought.\n\nThe one good thing is I know where I won't be squandering my time today... Or any day!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pWYMHWHIN_DT-WMMEFhQBg", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fx6E3WqqLD-JTIA_coVyAw", "text": "I love love love and miss so much the infamous Berkeley Bear's Lair Beat the Clock. It's been exactly one year since I graduated yet I still managed to run into people at probably the most crowded beat the clock ever and represented by lasting from 5:00-8:30!! (Not too shabby!!). \n\nAs most people have figured if you need to go to the bathroom the most hygienic solution would probably be Eshelman next door of which the door facing campus is always locked, BUT the door facing the street is usually open! \n\nCajun Fries + Garlic Fries + Hef = God I miss college...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2MbKqqyCbh5VlwbsIYq5Cw", "date": "2009-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GdCfvWsRL0fN3jHnrvcqDg", "text": "during the world cup or baseball playoffs i am very lucky indeed to work a block from the bear's lair. though i can't have a beer with lunch they have a good pizza and drink deal and tons of tv's to watch the game. the staff is usually super busy on those days but they're cool about it and take care of everyone. the epitome of what a campus pub should be.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gkI4X0A3Nvuh0W9BLZAS3A", "date": "2007-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G_mS4K7vvBIiMPFF_anB6w", "text": "They changed their name. But the service wasn't very good as I was sitting at the bar for 10 minutes, before I said something to take my order. I had the party platter of 50 wings and it was good, not bad for the price and more than enough to satisfy 10 people with leftovers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gnHfwSbsPMPA-0cSlCbawg", "text": "While the food certainly sucks and sometimes the angles from the table still won't line up with a view of the multitude of TVs, you gotta love the ambiance here for any sort of big game: Football, Futbol, or basketball. If you watch a home game and the bears win, the band will come in and play right after they get out of Haas.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5oRksSV6_fjLBAI7MgYgoQ", "date": "2007-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gtg52A4iBUywiJ3O5CXEDw", "text": "3 stars for being a convenient place to get drunk at 4 pm any day of the week. \n\nminus 1 star for the clientele: too-old man sitting alone, the frat/sorority crowds, library staff on duty\nplus 1 star for a chance graduate student instructor sighting! \n\noh yeah and if the bartender offers you pizza that is free from sitting out all day, PASS. you can do better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1jb940KpnO_nZ228XwXoKA", "date": "2006-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hnlygfpJLDFE6oH8ynAKcA", "text": "Beat the clock is amazing. It's really fun but the lines are so goddamn long. It starts at 4 pm so I suggest getting there early if you don't want to wait outside like a chump! Seriously, you start having reunions at this place or at least I do. Everyone and anyone is here!\n\nThe food is pretty typical pub food so you shouldn't expect much. It's not Henry's! Don't order their Hefs. I've always thought they tasted a bit off but just chalked it off to them using a different brand than what I'm used to. A lot of my friends have reported that their pitchers of Hef are half-Hef and half-Coors/Bud Lite (piss). BOOOOOOO BEAR'S LAIR FOR BEING CHEAP! Also, there's no slice of orange, what?!\n\nGhettoooo but still amazing because it's our campus bar! With the pitchers, stick to an IPA or piss if you'd like! Speaking of ghetto, why are people mentioning the bathrooms here on the reviews? It's a bar! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hx4NLX36mylrhN_RNMnhlA", "text": "One of my first bar experiences at Cal. I like the feel of old, unpretentious bars like Bear's Lair, they also have cheap beer.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "icKo2tYBVAAYfwGm2V9BzA", "text": "I loved going to the Bear's Lair!  Sure I wasn't a student of Cal but what the hell right.  My buddy was part of the engineering grad program and went here as a rule of thumb every Thursday.  It certainly helped that he knew a couple of the bouncers and bartenders.  (Is it redundant to say that most of the female bartenders were good looking?)  We got tanked on more than a few occasions for next to nothing.  The best was when the marching band would come by after a win and play their hearts out for those in the pub.  \n\nAnd the beers were great!  Luckily they have Jupiter's microbrews on tap.  Red Spot was the beer of choice in our circle.  I love a good Hefe but the line must be a little dirty here cause it never tasted right.  The pizza was serviceable but I was never blown away.  It was probably due to them sitting in the rotating pretzel-case that turned me off.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OPSeWrqVz0GYc5Fi-ApBhQ", "date": "2007-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iH0e7hIJy_ldVWUz1iMc4w", "text": "This is a review for beat the clock:\n\nIt's pretttty fun to come hang out with your friends at BTC every Friday! It's packed, yes... but if I were to pick from an empty pub or a packed pub with high energy, I'd pick the latter. \n\nDon't expect to do anything except eat and pass out after BTC though... trust me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YM5Apb-nIkU3n5Hy67SUpQ", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JTEZhjPwdq3v1AON_d6bUg", "text": "The Pizza was whack, but the beer I had certainly hit the spot when I was here last month presenting at a conference.\n\nThe pizza was very bland and not good at all, I couldn't even finish it, but this place has a good selection of beers for a campus pub. At least based on my experiences with campus pubs.  It was pretty dad when i came in, but I bet on a Friday and during the right hours this place looks like hella good times!\n\nThe place should allow people to bring food from outside though, then it would be a better win.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5iCzdzUFqbwwjgYkfr2nhA", "date": "2010-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ka69sM8H4LnpkEiu8Pb5HQ", "text": "I have many fond memories of the BL.  I'd consider myself a regular at this point since last time the bouncer recognized me and didn't bother to ID.  They've done a lot to class the place up recently, including trivia night on Wednesdays.  It loses 2 stars for a lot of what I used to dislike about it (rude staff, bathrooms that require tetanus shots, slow service).  The bathrooms are still atrocious, but at least the staff has gotten more pleasant.  I'm a little disappointed Beat the Clock is no longer $5 pitchers before 5 (they're $6 now), but I guess Jupiter (they own the BL) got hit by the recession too.  Still, you'd think hard economic times would be a reason for more, better drink specials, not the reverse.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "04BUrqUE7Rq9Y5-0mKOGTg", "date": "2009-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "km3L5I2Be1EMYRnwvWst0Q", "text": "THE GOOD:\n-Cheap beer (particularly at Beat the Clock)\n-If you go to/went to Cal, you're almost guaranteed to run into someone you know here\n-Friendly bartenders\n-Good for groups\n\nTHE BAD:\n-Beer selection isn't that great; they sometime run out of stuff\n-Can get unpleasantly crowded (and loud!)\n\nTHE UGLY:\n-Bathrooms\n\nWhile the Bear's Lair has its shortcomings, the combination of cheap beer and good memories from undergrad is pretty hard to beat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tnr0oku9aVuyI5XR5wnR4g", "date": "2008-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KwTh4i6Kmc6edLk97yi4Yg", "text": "Booze on campus with decent service and selection, complete with sticky counters and white castle burgers? You can't really complain.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kORGcgi0Iw2RG8gJl84MVA", "date": "2008-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l8FA9PM8gZm8rjoVRvb8Kw", "text": "If there is one thing the East Bay lacks, it's real sports bars. I'm not talking about yuppie, over priced lounges that happen to play sports on the TV. And a cheap bar with one and a half TVs and no sports packages doesn't cut it either. I'm talking about an honest-to-goodness, sports lovin', watch four games at a time, wear your team colors and drink beer all day kinda SPORTS BAR. A \"you shouldn't really be here if you're not trying to watch sports\" kinda sports bar. The kind you find in abundance in the Midwest but is somehow missing from the general East Bay landscape.\n\nTha Bear's Lair calls itself a \"Brew Pub.\" Maybe to attract the more artsy, non-sports loving Berkeley set. I don't know. Fact of the matter - this place is a SPORTS BAR proper...and thank God for it. If not for this lone oasis of sports in this otherwise parched landscape, I'd miss every interesting football game being played on Sundays (I just can't watch the Raiders and 49ers week after week - I'm sorry, I need to see REAL pro football being played). And I can see my alma mater on Saturdays, too - GO BLUE! Flat screens lining the walls, full sports packages, good beer and good food at a reasonable price!\n\nSo, thanks a million, billion Bear's Lair. You've got Sports Bar down pretty pat. While Berkeley fans are a bit weak in their \"fan\"aticism (in my humble opinion),  I am more than happy to show up for the games of MY chosen teams and show you how true fans watch sports. I am more than happy to show up as soon as the doors open, park my ass at the bar, and watch sports ALL DAY LONG with a never ending mug of beer in hand! \n\nThanks so much for providing a place where I can do it!\n\nI'll see you there, darlings (and my mood will depend on how my teams are doing)!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "11KcGhdMw8syT63s8gz0sA", "date": "2008-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lA3edhsbmzlIPoh_fjI7YA", "text": "During my senior year of college, my best friends and I helped launch this joint.  We re-opened the Bear's Lair w/ the most awesome tagline ever: GO BEER!!!  We did our rounds of making stops at every frat house to pass out invitations.  If you're in the mood of drinking beer from a gallon beer mug, then Bears Lair is Your Lair.  My fav beer here was always the Hef or Porter. Food here is plenty awesome too.  Seeing this place totally happening now brings joy to my tears (sniff, sniff).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z7wYV7NVNAH_B0eE35d2wg", "date": "2006-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LFnQul6VeiM2MXIEXiQLdA", "text": "Come beat the clock.  You'll see what its about, and I'm gonna leave it at that.  Friday, 4PM.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lWBZVocaJC_ybdz3JaM8Xg", "text": "BTC still kickin'!  Good to see great traditions haven't all died out.  Big fan of the outdoor seating.  Usually only go after baseball games... just too hectic on football days.  Still when I was a student, I killed lots of time and brain cells here.  Always will have fond memories past and hopefully future.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8egQQgr0h6UduyVqNJ2H1w", "date": "2011-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MDgUFHILjlQZReeP69rKeg", "text": "I wish they had a bar like this on campus at Udub when I was in school, though if we did I am sure the bathroom situation would be much better and the nachos and hot dog ( DO NOT order food from the outside grill) would be edible.  Their B-mary's were good and it was a great vibe even after the Huskies got crushed, not sure they could even tackle the Charlie Brown x-mas tree at this point , thank goodness the season is over. Looking forward to 2009, a new coach and our QB's shoulder healing. Cheers to that!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "d5J5E3GhDX-o534NP9Jo3w", "date": "2008-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MV9C8M-TEIYnT7C0nry0Zw", "text": "I've had good and bad experiences at Bear's Lair.\n\nBad: About a month ago, they closed one of the sliding glass windows midway through my stay and I smacked my head into it. It was very funny, but very embarrassing!\nGood: I asked for the window discount, and I got it!\n\nBad: The bathrooms are the most awful I have ever been in. Worse than the BART in late night. It's really no place for a lady.\n\nGood: The cook put cheese on my pizza when I asked for no cheese, and I got a free pizza! \n\nGood: BEAT THE CLOCK!\nBad: BEAT THE CLOCK. Oh gosh. \n\nAll in all, when I'm not running into windows, and when I don't have to pee, I like this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_XRA1zv8SVq8u2Wsj3TAlw", "date": "2010-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mXs0HN4Kq20Cd9DXJv44Vg", "text": "I love the Bear's Lair, I believe a lot of that has to do with spending many college days there. The food is actually pretty bad, but I love the beer, staff and how it feels like a dive bar that doesn't exist on a college campus. \n\nI usually get a Guinness or Denogginizer. Careful with the Denogginizer, it'll get you drunk good and quick.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q_cYc9EJN1fzV7zwzc6MkA", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NGx5ldioX0x45ZlbU5d_lg", "text": "It's the campus pub! How else would a Cal student intend on starting off a Friday? Skunky beer at Beat the Clock... but seriously you get what you pay for (starting from $5/pitcher). And then everyone clears out and goes somewhere else. My roommate and I came every freaking Friday since the beginning of our last college semester. And then once more the night before our early morning commencement. We woke up sorta late, it rained, but we still made it on time. Awesome.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cunbrNael_73tarO_Dqdaw", "date": "2008-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nSsidztG0HXdzcLPuCPrUQ", "text": "Great student bar, but make sure you have cash and are ready to order.  It's super annoying though when stanford ppl decide to hang out there....it's not like I hang out at the Stanford student bar when I go to a game down there.\nBiggest downside about the bar....the bathrooms are absolutely disgusting.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KxrKVxdXGkfMJ9XwJZzoLQ", "date": "2010-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nw-ubud_ztC_FZRX3kEXjw", "text": "Way back when, my friends and I used to play Trivial Pursuit in our freshman dorm lounge. Now that we're old enough to play grown-up trivia, we head to Bear's Lair on Wednesday nights for their weekly 2 hour pub quiz. In fact, we've often blown off studying for real tests and quizzes in favor of trivia night. Maybe I'm a nerd, but I think it's THAT fun. It gets pretty crowded so other people must agree. The snarky quizmaster will provide you with an eclectic mix of questions, testing your knowledge from Charlie Sheen to Charles Lindbergh. You're bound to know something. And hey, let's not forget about the prizes. First place gets a $30 credit to Bear's Lair. My primarily-male team and I have been eyeing the \"GO BEERS\" bootie shorts for weeks.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Cg4ix9yhGpj_oy1nbZD73w", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OJzrf5v8IYRkOAjtAk7peA", "text": "Came here for beat the clock, the place was already packed by 4. $7 pitcher of Hefe, no lemon or orange. Cheap. It's not the best beer I have had, but I was there just to try BTC. \n\nIt's a college bar, so don't wear your flipflops or open-toed shoes. There was some guy who yacked next to the bar and ran, beer cups falling, pitchers stacked on the side. Yeah, it's a college bar.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oSBnD-Skek1fBlz4tTqR7Q", "text": "BTC/beat the clock:\nI dont see what the big deal is. Maybe it's because I dont really like beer or maybe I'm not used to drinking when there is still light outside. But the things I do for my friends on their 21st birthdays. \n\nSpeaking of birthdays, she got a free pitcher AND pint. Holla. Maybe that is what she did [holla-ed] at the bartender because apparently its normally only the pint that is free for your birthday. \n\n$7 a pitcher....I guess. I heard it used to be $4 back then. Boo for inflation. \n\nMy friend came early to get a table for us outside which was a good idea because it got really packed inside. People are nice, at least the people that ended up sitting next to us. Its a nice place to see familiar faces and get your 4pm buzz on then head over somewhere to get your drunk munchies on. \n\nWe got 3 pitchers of Budlight and 2 pitchers of Heff. Some of my friends thought Heff was better but I thought it had a weirder aftertaste. Again, I am not much of a beer drinker so I dont know what is considered \"better\" beer. \n\nBathrooms are pretty dirty and the lines are long so I suggest running over to Nia Lounge to use their clean bathrooms.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OzdcmXPQsmRQzWuZX7vBxg", "text": "3 stars for the bar\n+1 star for the wings and fries\n\nCons- not enough seating, especially during a game or beat the clock. I've actually never been to a real beat the clock since it's always so crowded. Beers are an ok price. The bathrooms are disgusting. I get that it's a bar, but come on! \n\nPros- Great food. I love wings and consider these the best in Berkeley. The cajun style fries are great too. BTC is a great college tradition. It's a BAR on campus. That's just cool.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2012-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pDR3n7cjtbTrkgDxfUUDtw", "text": "As a grad student, I didn't think it would be very fun to go to a place that looked like such a college bar but I was pleasantly surprised when we had a law school bar review there on a Thursday night.  \n\nThe open space outside made for a refreshing change compared to some of the other bars in Berkeley that can get extremely crowded at night.  The prices were also great!  Glass of wine for $4 and a pitcher of beer for $8!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w501uxxLr-q5FGNpMI1Zsg", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pGzfHJAkwR6-rlxboPsuLw", "text": "I was going to give it two stars, but I added an extra star because it's pub on campus. \n\nA pub. On Campus. \n\nThat's the only thing it has going for itself.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2Pr1a7lhnxJZL8jNn1HXLQ", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pqMvXx8rF-fffgkviCJFNg", "text": "Beat the Clock is every Friday. Nothing beats running into friends and sharing cheap beer = memories :)\n\nGo Bears!\n\nP.S. I would not use the restroom here. Try the bathrooms in the Pauley Ballroom/MLK Room.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ix0A-m9oq1zWEOPxVl4D5Q", "date": "2008-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qe65mr29EQCbrmokPQmzzQ", "text": "Not to shabby for a College bar in campus. My buddy and I came decided to spontaneously journey last minute to UC Berkeley last Friday because Daedelus was playing a free show on campus. We decided to go to this pub to grab a drink and that we could still see and hear Daedelus play from this pub. \n\nThis pub had plenty of space to sit and dance. They have pinic table outside. Stools and tables inside and the dance floor is in the back which they had a dj playing electro music that night but no one was dancing. LOL! They have tv's to watch anything that has to do with sports. The bar area was was decently big enough to try to accommodate  everyone.\n\nOne con was that line for the bathroom for long and they have 2 unisex bathrooms which looked raunchy.\n\nWe didn't stay here that long but all I can say is this is a cool campus bar but the I would probably go else where because of the weak drinks they serve.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ekp8RqjfNI8wmtSQLTOwiw", "date": "2011-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R05qBtxNi8b75Ka5_H5OBQ", "text": "BEAT THE CLOCK (every Friday at 4pm) is where its at, its so fucking crowded though so you better come here early to get a seat.  The pitchers start at 5 bucks and they go up a dollar every hour.\n\nThe service gets pretty fucking bad, you get ignored a lot sometimes and sometimes you don't, but for 5 bucks for a fucking pitcher of hef it's pretty worth it.  \n\nWhat sucks is that you get shit faced by 630 and the sun is still up and you're too tired to do shit the rest of the day.  But if you got the drunk munchies like I do order the food they have here or walk up the street to Desi Dog for some bomb and cheap ass hotdog/sausages.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YQToebY384Djh6vvc1wVpA", "date": "2008-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r_5rjh9euz42eggM-MdGcQ", "text": "I'm totally biased because this was my old college hangout and in retrospect, it was kind of dirty and cold, but it had personality and evoked happy feelings.  Or maybe it was the beer.  But those were good days when i took a break from studying @#$% fluid dynamics to come and drink with my irresponsible associates.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A5sEtzjzUWBVcr3w_pY2Mw", "date": "2006-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RCiin9eRCiTV-EPlCCmU_Q", "text": "i sort of tend to become a fixture at the bear's lair during any major soccer tournament (the world cup, the euro cup, etc...).  i love that show just about every match, and the location used to be really convenient for me.  i love that so many uc berkeley students, faculty, and staff (many of them from whichever country's team happens to be playing) come out to the bear's lair to watch the matches too.  it's always fun.\n\na lot of the food is ok here (the seasoned fries are really good), but a lot of it is bland or VERY greasy.  the drinks are cheap, though, so i can't complain about that (and believe me, i was needing multiple drinks during the most recent france/italy match!).  the biggest drawback, and the reason the bear's lair is not a four, is the employees.  they are often rude, and even when the lair isn't that busy, it's next to impossible to get them to take your order.  i avoid this place on thursday and friday nights, and all day saturday.  way too busy, and way too slow!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rjBdmmqEq3XbVI1lvd13Eg", "date": "2008-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sqRVbLyYLt_uELNS3lF-fw", "text": "Originally gave it 4 stars, but gave it a 5th just because it's Cal. GO BEARS!\n\nThis is an AWESOME place to hang out, especially on Fridays with their beer specials. $5 for a pitcher is a STEAL! Price increases $1 an hour until 8pm to it's normal price of $8 I think...unless they changed.\n\nFood is okay I guess, but it's all about the beer, hanging out with friends and watching sports. Big enough for any crowd. Meet college kids. Good times. Would go every single Friday if I could.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2CSnjklhzPAB-HDSfNdpTA", "date": "2009-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ttxp2HBWOWzO_dPBfm90LQ", "text": "Beat the Clock:\n\n- Cheap beer\n- Super packed\n- Lines may be long after 4pm\n- Loud and impossible to have conversations\n- Food takes forever to arrive (like 30mins later AT LEAST)\n- I don't even want to know what the bathroom looks like\n\nbut as bad as some of these may sound, it's actually pretty darn popular and great for a laid-back Friday with a group of friends.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "URWpOVK9fAmpQvntMa9LOQ", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ujoAyBahzjhs-cNTLQzXJQ", "text": "Great Bar. A real staple of the Berkeley college social scene. I always have fun here. It's got a nice social vibe, very unpretentious and fun. It's a place that every Berkeley student should go to at least once. The bar's on campus and it's been here for a long time. It's really a part of the campus culture and many Cal students have had some of the best times they'll never remember right here.\n\nIf only they had hard Alcohol... they'd be a five star.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BlYtDQ37WnrtnjaGa_z1sg", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UmvHxartdA3QLbLZmP-P3Q", "text": "C'mon, a pub ON CAMPUS? That is practically unheard of. Last semester, I came so much that the bouncers stopped bothering to check my I.D. Not something to be proud of, but this semester, I have only been here about three times max (it's been a hectic semester). But coming here is always fun--especially beat the clock on Fridays! The first weeks and last weeks of school, this place gets so jammed pack and the line so long it is ridiculous. Best thing to do is come here, get a stamp, then go home or do whatever you need to do and come back so you don't need to wait in that long line. The place is just really chill overall, and their fries are good! \n\nAt night, I played beer pong here once. That was fun, except for the fact that when the ball didn't land and rolled onto the ground, yeah ugh you get the point.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XpuNEgQPFBe0se9Agpprgg", "date": "2010-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "upAarU4Bobe_rHMhkNmeGA", "text": "First of all, it's pretty rad to have this kind of a bar right on Berkeley's campus. We ventured here right after the CU/Cal game on Saturday (in which CU got STOMPED) so we were all in our Colorado gear. My first instinct was to run.... why did we want to go to a Bear's bar in CU gear after getting stomped?? Surprisingly enough, no one said a word. In fact, everyone was super nice!\n\nThe patio is definitely the best part of this bar -- the inside is a bit awkward as the bar is in the middle. Then again, it could have just been awkward because it was totally packed with college kids. \n\nThe patio serves beer and some food as well which is very convenient. The best part? There's an entrance and exit in the front and the back so you don't have to walk all the way through the crowded bar to get in/out.\n\nFun times!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "z-oO1tVXUwLt8G1NDZwWDQ", "date": "2010-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VU9YX9vtFOTKuFTJunGKHw", "text": "Cheap beer from Jupiter (the porter's especially good, and at $3/pint or so you can't go wrong) and a quite nice Italian sausage sub make this a good place to hang out after class and watch sports or hang out on the patio and watch all the hot students go by. Not a place to go if you have a tendency to feel old, however -- this is definitely a place for students. Grad students, some of them, but still students.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qaCk-wDcGXGlFE0XsCicJA", "date": "2005-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vZTrYq_kE7xpTDjLwsmc5w", "text": "A loud and trashy crowd of bros and hos in a shitty pub that smells like stale beer and piss. Now don't get me wrong, I like a good old fashioned shady pub from time to time, and I love the idea of getting drunk on the Berkeley campus.\n\nBut.\n\nIf you go here on a weekend, be prepared to battle obnoxious drunk frat boys and their oh so classily clad female counterparts to get a drink in. Beat the Clock is a fun idea, but in reality turns into a surging crowd of drunk people I really don't want to have to run up against on my way to the hour-long wait for the most disgusting bathrooms in Berkeley (no, but really).\n\nNow maybe you can say I'm bitter because I can't drink beer and they often run out of cider, thus forcing me to drink their shitty and overpriced wine...and admittedly, I had some good times in college with my Wednesday Night Drinking Club playing Drunken Jenga here, but it's purely DESPITE the setting, I assure you. \n\nUgh, I hate this place. I would have given it one star, but now that I've graduated I'm all nostalgic and BS, and so I feel generous.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "k-G-g6NjqGICewmNX3Zl7Q", "date": "2008-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wEBBw-pzqFkVOesb62viCQ", "text": "What's not to love? This is the campus bar that plays all the televised Cal games and serves great beers at great prices. I don't know of a student who has been to the Bear's Lair and didn't love it.\n\nBeat the Clock is a tradition at Berkeley that's almost as vital to its roots as free speech - okay maybe not THAT vital but it's pretty damn entertaining. You have to love an hour during which every minute you must down a shot of beer. Good times... Go Bears!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wx70XGACFo7wJnbeVKWAZQ", "text": "This place is a huge part of my college experience. There was a point where my friends and I went to the Bear's Lair every Thursday! If you're here frequently, we're the big group of Filipinos that always played King's Cup near the fireplace. Beer is cheap and only once did it taste bad. One time, the bartender gave us free pizza! Granted it was because they were closing soon and needed to get rid of it, but you know how starving college students are--any food that is free is delicious. So yeah, basically, I love going here with my friends. It's not getting five stars because of the bathrooms. YUCK. Don't even attempt to go in, especially if you're a girl.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "afma1D3AOpBAhQcSyAgL2w", "date": "2007-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xv3gFH1w3-Qln-uzJrl7Hg", "text": "the bathroom is disgusting - absolutely horrible and filthy!\n\nbeer's good, though", "stars": 2, "user_id": "B_Xi2_m3B_v9dBLZasZq0w", "date": "2009-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XYG4r65NkR9vwVad5tXOrA", "text": "Cheap pints of beer. Nuff said.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IjgzF9swWThw46rz-Fx0bw", "date": "2007-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y0S8Qk8T7Tfjkw0OEfau0A", "text": "Prime people watching, pitchers of beer, and patio seating earns the Bear's Lair an A-OK rating.  There are better places to go that have all of the things I listed above, but not in Berkeley.  So if you're in the area, this is a good place to chill.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hoYv-1zbGhlezePDJTZkcA", "date": "2011-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-yNHa73V0W6I1KenRSdmNA", "text": "Such a fun place to gather before a game. Bartender was extremely friendly and fast, which impressed me since there were about a thousand other people there. The bouncer/bus boy was awesome at keeping smokers and poachers away from our table. I take off one star because our nachos were just eh. But we scarfed them in a buzzy haze. Seats inside with a tv view are prime territory, generations of Bears with their kids and grandkids will gather here, so mind your manners.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "inaJDxkh3aD0lKmBfhJKJA", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YQRplMHfp1wAyjA7dY3Xpg", "text": "On Fridays can get a little busy but the atmosphere it's pretty cool!! Get there early to get a table or spot at the bar", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iY19rsGFQ04QLXJGQZxh8w", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yR6sNL8CrAsdvBohvpGd9Q", "text": "Never coming back here again, the service is horrible, and it is so packed!! The bar attendant who took my order (I believe her name was Constance or something) didn't tell me what was on their beat the clock menu and then later kept the change when I paid...no one should assume you get tip...don't know what the hype is all about when you can get better deals elsewhere. The crowd and the bad service isn't worth it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YyPTXmwGNq19FlRiGzuZzg", "text": "I'm not sure what appeal this bar really has to non-Berkeley students or, at least, non-graduates, but this place is incredible. Good brews, good food, and, best of all, on campus, minutes away from class.\n\nThere is no bad time to come here. Before or after a football game, Beat The Clock, watching the NBA finals, celebrating a birthday at midnight on a weekday, beer pong, a chill Friday night, or, my personal favourite, in-between classes senior year.\n\nIt's sad that post-graduation, these experiences don't happen anymore.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5XcaIwMXu1-B1NqRsafCEw", "date": "2009-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z8RS8n_YjDYeUMo4Rr2CZQ", "text": "since Berkeley has very limited drinking options me and some friends ended up here. simply put, its a college bar. it serves beer. its expensive. the bartender was a chiller however, and gave my drunk friend her leftover food when his drunk ass requested it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y0cCcyxKUsOBjyN10qtkZg", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zj8Qc24k3Lh5VqxwG4QeEQ", "text": "O.K. this place is pretty chill I guess. I probably went on a dead night because it wasn't cracking too much. It's a pretty cool concept having a pub on campus, but it really isn't like there's another bar about 5 minutes away. Yeah I looked around about how this place received a lot of recognition and wasn't too impressed with environment. Place wasn't too clean especially the bathroom pretty grotty. Pretty funny and disgusting how someone wrote \"taking two shits in the sinks is enough\". It didn't seem well kept. They had a few T.V.s around for entertainment and for music they had a jukebox. Didn't really eat here but I saw that they served pizza. Overall this place is pretty chill could be better if it was a full bar though and there is this pretty cute girl that works there so yeah its alright.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Fru6RSfYq4IclOS9r-3few", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zJEkxEvsF2_A7iOnaBr3Yw", "text": "Not my favorite, but it doesn't stop me from coming here because I can guarantee that I'll run into a bunch of my friends. The setting is collegiate and laid back.\n\nPros-wings are good, beers are cheap, convenient location \n\nCons-BTC gets CROWDED! No seating, long (upwards of 30 minutes sometimes) wait for pitchers. Bathrooms are nasty; just avoid using them. Understaffed, so the employees (mostly students) are horrendously overworked. \n\nLast week at BTC I felt like they were in the middle of a gladiator rink because they were surrounded by hordes of students holding their arms out and watching their every move. I left because I couldn't wait that long for a drink, but other times the environment just makes it worth it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "21WGkxli71IQDgDyFwbJEw", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zNYpIX4r5wca1rClUdzdaw", "text": "Came here on a Wednesday and while this place seems like a really cool place to hang out and drink at, I still really hate beer...so this place holds no value for me. I tried their beer that starts with an H and which is supposed to be drunk with a lime (ugh, bartending knowledge already escaping), but still not my thing. One thing I CAN say for them though, is that they have crazy good \"bouncers\". I saw my friends outside and was ready to walk in, when some guy dressed in casual clothes and reading (I didn't even SEE HIM!!) stopped me and asked for ID.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4V5PIxF61oRFS5sKBzGn5w", "text": "This is the on campus pub at UC Berkeley. Many Cal sports fans love watching games here and it is the place to be after and Golden Bears sporting event. There is nothing like hoisting a liter to the Cal drinking song along with the Cal Band.\n\nAs far as beer is concerned, they have a great selection of \"House Brews\" which are really Jupiter brand libations offered under school themed names. Anything from pilsner's to stouts are avaialable. They also offer PBR and Miller Highlife for the economy minded student.\n\nI recommend Pedro's Porter, named after the former chancellor's lost dog who if ever found would mean the end of finals forever. It is full boied, chocolately and malty with a nice little bite. It is all that fills my glass there.\n\nTheir food is better than average, brick oven pizzas and pub fare.\n\nI always go back there, but it is probably because of the memories, not the beer.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ME1xT0mT7X3VSnpD7VuzNQ", "date": "2009-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ljebCIofV635l6Pe9H7B2w", "text": "I thought I would be over this place once I graduated, but it turns out it's actually full of alumni, even on Friday afternoons (apparently graduating from Berkeley does not guarantee employment).  Always a good time, as long as you don't mind the crowds and getting hit on by freshmen with fake IDs.  A tip for you freshmen without fake IDs- if you get there early enough in the afternoon, they only check ID when you order a drink, not at the door.  So grab your bestest 21+ buddy and share a glass!  If you get kicked out you can always just walk right back in.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2iHNy1aXgbgPCx79MUKjdg", "date": "2007-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O9PFPsa4LVAtVashuEHyeg", "text": "Beat the clock should be required attendance for seniors.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Y6NWHDUcbWNfom8zCIWcKw", "text": "Pro's:  Jupiter Hefeweizen, the super hot \"mean\" bouncer and the freshly made pizza.\n\nCon's:  the DISGUSTING bathrooms.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0D8OPsMDfdne-FxXPq7WUA", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "znIgZbgH6v_PcNnH_Pelng", "text": "Roll On You Bears!\n\nClassic college bar and a must stop before a Cal game. I was recently here before the Cal-Tennessee game and it was a blast. Great atmosphere, fun people, and fast service. (As fast as it can be with every college student packed in)\n\nThe Lair has screens set up throughout the bar so you can keep track of multiple games and the seating is arranged compactly around the bar. No hard alcohol here, but you can't go wrong with pizza and beer.\n\nFun place to go to relive those college days. Just an overall great atmosphere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WF1o6AyXm6-NovD5dFnMOg", "date": "2007-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "2uogAtkRNnc68g2nZT0F1A", "text": "Beat the Clock!!!  I don't really think there is anything special about Bear's Lair for non-students...in fact, it's probably an annoying place to be.  But for Cal students & alum, Bear's Lair is theeee best.\n\nThe lunch specials are super affordable, so coming here during the day for pizza & beer is always a nice break from class.  Bear's Lair is also my favorite bar to watch games at.  But let's get to Fridays...4pm...BTC.  Even on a rainy day, it's packed (even better when the sun comes out...but that's once in a blue moon).  Unless it's midterms season, you really have to get there early to get a table (especially outside).  Sit down, order a $6 pitcher of beer & seasoned fries with ranch...drink more...go pee in MLK or Eshleman...drink more...go eat dinner at Asian ghetto...go home & pass out, hungover at 8pm.  This is the life for seniors at Cal.  GO BEERS :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2010-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "a70kvOwGQUqIxOGPkwR2BA", "text": "beat the clock! \n\nthe beer doesnt exactly taste good, ok it taste like shit, but i doubt you'll know the difference after a couple of pitchers\n\na UC Berkeley tradition one must experience at least once during their times here", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bqc5sn-w1BAShMk0Z9GUBg", "date": "2010-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "DNljsC4cFd44ff2Z3asLxA", "text": "This used to be a fine place to watch football. Now it is hell. An assault on all the senses, plus an affront to the dignity of the customer. How is the bear's lair offensive? Let me count the ways:\nOne is for the visual dissonance of a thousand tv screens, corporate wing shop logos, the hair-gelled frat boys and open-mouth-chewing senior alums whose skeaziness the eye cannot miss.\nTwo is for the flimsy feel of a plastic cup, the stickiness of the bar, the slick of the previous customer's grease.\nThree is for the taste of a nice beer, tainted by its plastic vessel; the tongue's unmet longing for something worthy of eating.\nFour is for the officials' rulings, drowning in techno music from the kitchen and the ostentatious cheers of the hair gel set.\nFive is for the aroma of vomit, ranch dressing, and axe body spray with undertones of cigarette smoke and body odor.\nSix is for the careless servers, the last resort ambiance, and the frequent visits by campus police.\nToo bad they \"redevloped\" this place. It was a s***hole worth visiting before and now it's just a s***hole.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Jr7jDNqHsPwdw43bmVyfCQ", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "E4sfyNAa3iAgacidxVQ_Gg", "text": "I don't think I've ever had a college bar experience, until I had to pee so desperately that I pissed shoulder to shoulder with a drunken dude in a dank, one person bathroom--he was doing his business in the sink.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UnG4LPz49UWbGvBzVxQaMQ", "date": "2008-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6fz9x0x5luPDND-9--VTFQ", "text": "Beat da clock cant beat this deal. This place was featured in Sports Illustrated. Great place to hang out before any CAL game (football or Basketball). It can get a little crowded. \n\nThe 2 gallon club is tuff. 8 quarts", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZjHYf5ExEFjEFJf0cfvd5w", "date": "2009-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8PShYgtu7-tDnuKyUEgJgw", "text": "Likes: seeing friends and having a place to hang out on campus\n\nDislikes: bartender was a jerk when I was trying to order beer, place gets too crowded, hate it when beer gets sloshed on me, bathroom lines, etc...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BiWYDNIf7gBBNRtP6YVwIA", "date": "2011-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MKGQg1fWNqFb8ff1JK80rg", "text": "Bears Lair is the place to go in Berkeley if you want to experience college at its best! It's not the cleanest place, but there's nothing better than smart (or dumb) drunk people having a good time. Those of you who hate on this place, go to beat the clock on Friday's and you will grow to appreciate it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GWQbp-VEg7vLv2Sl5h4LJw", "date": "2011-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NERbi4gL3zj5NHu1o8Mhsw", "text": "Come on folks.  Bear's Lair isn't that great.  \n\nYes, it is a bar on campus, which is super cool.  Yes, the patio is fun.  And yes, beat the clock is sweet.  But, the beer selection sucks (lots of choices does not equal good choices), service can me horribly slow, bathrooms are disgusting and the food is just OK.  \n\nWith so many other choices nearby, Bear's Lair is usually not  a good option.  Manny's Tap Room (fka Raleighs), Jupiter, Triple Rock and Beckett's are all much, much better options and are all walking distance from campus.  Blakes, Thallasa, Henry's and Looney's also are all nearby.\n\nThis is Berkeley folks...  you are surrounded by hundreds of places with great food and beer.... demand more from this mediocre pub!  Don't just accept what they give you because it is on campus!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2P7Yit5zryswJityGLVH-g", "date": "2010-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Onf8NPOwGUeK5CwMN5FLyA", "text": "I went here once a long time ago.\nI guess the only bad thing is that it can get really crowded at busy times.\n\nI remember the prices being fair and service wasn't too bad to get.\nYou probably already know about Beat The Clock.\n\nAnyway, good times have occurred here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "82dCHyU-ANOgdhxUgZsUeg", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rVFU2QT852n0Ugdk8A8ccw", "text": "I'd like to think of this place as your typical college pub.  It's close by (how can you be any closer than ON CAMPUS?).  It has a big screen tv to show the games (although the tv is the old school projection tv that you can see too well with)  And a trophy from the school's glory.  (GOAL POST!!~)  Bear's Lair thrives on their location, their dedication to the school, and their gallon pitchers!  Yes I said it.  Gallon pitchers for $18!!~  Enough to go around the table without breaking bank.  And impressive to look at too!  But in a town where you have places like Triple Rock, Jupiter, and Bison Brew, Bear's Lair is a good hangout place to sit around with your friends, but where you would go for good beer.\n\nGo BEER!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E95jkPktYSVXYVyLwg8yOA", "date": "2008-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w3Y2-z4PcYh2Du8jO-rCqQ", "text": "First time went here with co-workers because they are all graduated from Cal. Very nice friendly bartender. I had so much fun.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zkt_zFx7QlsLZapq_zFW_g", "date": "2012-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YYHlNomPkcYagER5LxIzNw", "text": "Ok so here's the insider scoop on the BLP from a bartender that works there....\n\nI always here complaints from people about this place being a shithole (ex. always out of budlight, run out of lemons for the hefe, the bathrooms are despicable, doorguys are assholes, etc.), yet this place has some of the most loyal customers ever! It's the damn Bear's Lair, what do you expect from this place people? You have to give the place credit and not expect it to be something it's not. \n\nThat being said here's why people love this place (and you will too after you appreciate the charm of a marble-top college pub)\n-cheap beer: isn't that what you college kids want anyways? and by the way stop slaughtering \"hefeweizen\" - it's not hef-E, hefenwiser, hefenwisen - it's HEFE, say it right, cause it's bugging the crap outta me!\n-delicious pizza: not the stuff that's been rotating for hours, that can be potent (but if you come around midnight we give it out for free, but you have to beat out the bums for it), splurge a little and order a specialty pizza\n-decent music after 10pm: once we shut the jukebox off and we don't have to hear \"living on a prayer\" for the tenth time that night, workers throw on some great mix cds to get people moving (and you know how frisky those easy college girls get when some JT comes on)\n-horny people: don't act like you didn't get all dressed up to not get hit on/pick up people! you can always find drunk people here that will pay you compliments and probably even take you home (don't mind me staring, this shit cracks me up)\n-games: now i've never been one to need a reason to drink, but for those athletes out there you can always come in and find a game of beer pong, quarters, or foosball to join in\n-tvs that are better than yours: you have to come in here and watch at least one great sports game, granted we only have the sound on for football games, it's a fun place to get into a game\n-patio: on a great day in berkeley you just can't beat sitting out on the patio bullshitting and drinking with friends \n-hot bartenders/doorguys: now, i don't wanna toot my own horn here (it's so past that, i know) but i have to give credit to my boss for hiring a great looking bunch. it's like baskin-robbins, no one is alike and you're bound to find a flavor you like here! oh, and if you're lucky it might be one of those nights when we get hammered and dance on the bar! and for all you ladies, there's always a hot looking guy standing out at the door. granted, they seem a little hard at first, but that's hot, i'm turned on! how many guys have you dated that can take someone to the ground in 2 seconds? ps the lead door guy is hot!\n\nSo stop studying, gather up some friends, and come in! And don't forget to tip me well for this insider scoop!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YJNBB7HmvvtF2cbZ3ZF8rQ", "date": "2007-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1JJZmVgQRzbt2xOV-my2vg", "text": "So where do you go, when you're feigning to drink before a boring, 2 hour UC Berkeley Graduation!? YOU GO THE THE BEAR'S LAIR BREW PUB! This place saved my life! I got so plastered here before my friend's graduation, good thing though... or else that graduation ceremony would've been dreadful! CONGRATS TO ALL THE UCB Graduates! \n\nThe prices are right here as well. $11 a pitcher! You can't find those prices anywhere else. I'll be back for beat the clock!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Egxm2aSl_e9PoO-I-0XaLA", "date": "2008-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9W1G8vxHeIJ3I9C8zUjNOg", "text": "pros:\n\n+beat the clock is that place you've seen everyone you've ever known in college.\n+ fist pumping and stankyleg crunk dancing are occasional sights\n+BEST DEAL ON BEST BEER of any place around. (Beat the Clock)\n+sometimes they have really good bands (like Passion Pit)\n\ncons:\n-its that place you've seen everyone you've ever known in college (refer to the first pro).\n\n-sometimes the bands that play suck (like that crappy asian band that had a pompador hair do and were hipster-rific)..\n\n-the line can be a wait sometimes, (especially after finals week of 2nd semester).\n\n\nAll in all: a GREAT college bar. :)  Would have given it a 5 if their french fries didnt disappoint....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JUF-RQ2Wlzyixw33QWc2bA", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EDOh0zZyzRFfSivpMb2x4g", "text": "I LOVE BEAR'S LAIR! \n\n1. BEAT THE CLOCK. friday starting 5pm- BE THERE! no need to explain what it is... you just GOOOOO\n2. feel like drinking in the middle of the day when class gets out early or you just feel like drinking in the middle of the day? BEAR'S LAIR\n3. CHEESE FRIES are TDF (to die for)!!\n\nIt gets pretty packed on Fridays, weekends, and game days but that's the best part! On game days/nights, the Cal band could randomly come in and play us a few tunes. GO BEARS!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ViL_qMtXxLcT8EddI-pkIA", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "DG6g-flSjvDNyvfPVQxREw", "text": "Bear's Lair used to be a pretty good place, but now? Not so much.\n\nIt was never very clean on my previous visits, but they had good beer, friendly servers and decent food. Then I went one Thursday in November (2011). \n\nThe place was pretty empty, and I grabbed a seat at the bar. While I waited and waited for the bartender, I checked out the menu. Apparently, Bear's Lair no longer offers food, only wings. WINGS. Big wings, little wings, wings, wings, wings. Apparently some chain has moved into the kitchen area. They should really get that looked at, or it will spread.\n\nAfter a few minutes sitting at the virtually empty bar, the bartender remembered to notice me and came over. I wasn't familiar with everything they offered on tap, so I asked for his recommendation.\n\nMe: \"Do you have something brown and malty?\"\nHim: \"How about this IPA?\"\nMe: \"???\"\nHim: \"Or, uh, Bud?\"\nMe: \"???\"\n\nI left and went to Raleigh's, enjoyed a Newcastle on tap and a delicious barbeque chicken sandwich, and tried to put this traumatic experience behind me. The very next day, Raleigh's BURNED TO THE GROUND. Coincidence? You be the judge.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "0hNL8Vo4P208EGg4nCVutw", "date": "2012-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m1V8-pZoLi3T4W7fhzqsHw", "text": "After being a Cal student for 3 years and wondering what why the hell Bear's Lair is so packed on Friday evenings, I have finally discovered it. Accompanied with this discovery is the loss of my Beat the Clock virginity, which was taken from me tonight. \n\nBasic rules for a pitcher of beer:\n4:00 - 4:59: $6\n5:00 - 5:59: $7\n6:00 - 6:59: $8\n... \nand so on!\n\nThe lines can get pretty long from 5-6, so be aware of that and just come early if you have the chance. I just spent half an hour in line, but that's what I get for coming late. \n\nBear's Lair is a perfect way to relieve the stress of a long grueling week. Drink, chill, and surround yourself with awesome people who love beer just as much as you do!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rpiX0OhpSsjZ-omA2eHkVw", "text": "Ok I understand this is really cool for the college kids but I would expect more from anything on the Berkeley campus.  The floor was ridiculously dirty and sticky.  The bathroom was horrendous that two of my girl friends wouldn't even pee in there.  I had to wait 5 minutes to get a beer even though no one else around the bar needed anything and the girl bartender was free - but she was too busy flirting with the only guy bartender and she didn't not care how long she stood there flirting with him while he poured beer into a pitcher, despite the paying customer waiting.  When I finally got my beer and joined my friends, I took a sip of my hefeweizen and almost gagged.  It was the worst beer I had ever tasted. Thankfully I was so annoyed by this point that my friend took the drink back to the bar and got me a better tasting one (even the guy bartender admitted it was horrible)\n\nThanks but I doubt I'll be coming back.  There are just too many good places in Berkeley to even bother with this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "isQxsxlCjj6P8GQ_uuFwew", "date": "2010-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 12, "useful": 11, "funny": 12}, "review_id": "R3hpB-qVUbfFQo5ORzAZ1g", "text": "Last Friday, we beat that clock. We beat it good! And then that clock beat me...\n\nBelieve it or not, last Friday was my first ever Beat the Clock, the Bear's Lair tradition of $6 pitchers from 4-5, $7 pitchers from 5-6, etc. We got there at 3:45  to asure we got a table and then started drinking.\n\nIn general, I've never been a fan of Bear's Lair because it is a standard college bar, but that's what we wanted that evening. It's alway crowded, the bathrooms are always disgusting, the food is decent and the beer is plentiful with a selection of all Jupiter beers. And yet, that's exactly what we wanted that evening. We wanted a loud crowded bar full of people who wanted to get drunk like us!\n\nWe were there until 6:30, and which point we left for dinner. I alternated between glasses of the Red Ale and the Jupiter Hef with the justification that \"Hef is so light that it's like drinking water. If I alternate, I'll be practically sober!\"\n\nYeah, that was actually my justification. It didn't work out so well.\n\nBut we still beat that clock.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2010-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 18, "useful": 8, "funny": 19}, "review_id": "hxBbM8na7xwuCa_44JU8SA", "text": "It's embarrassing to admit but I've been to the Bear's Lair more times this football season than I did my entire four years at Cal. That's possibly because I have more disposable income to waste on things like pints of Apricot ale or Guinness for me and my posse. Or that I'm now a way bigger drunky. Or that I now roll with other alcoholics. Or it might simply be that I'm merely catching up on all the stuff I missed out when I was busy studying at the Moffitt, conducting myriads of surveys for my thesis, or giving head to my TAs...\n\nBut yes, the Bear's Lair on football day is great. True, they are always running out of things on tap, their bathrooms are pretty gnarly, and I haven't quite figured out their pricing structure. But that's the price you pay to celebrate with Cal students and alumni on another scintillating victory. For the most part, the bartenders are quick and some even have nice bewbies. Hang out long enough after the game and the band will stop by to perform the California Drinking Song for you. By that time, I am usually too drunk to sing along. But I'm still sober enough to grope you. Seriously.\n\nGO BEARS!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P9wmvuch_JmAa0SCfo3gdQ", "date": "2007-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bc7A970Tj9C8sZyBQTM9pw", "text": "So, whatever, I am way too old to be kicking back pints here but I don't care.  Good deals and some stupid/smart people to sneer at.  Try the Jupiter Quasar beer, it is super tasty and is also the stongest beer they've got.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9wLtMApHLswed6DbvXscwg", "date": "2006-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LvQRIbvJKxj0M_Xp9tgGvg", "text": "Let's say that The Bear's Lair circa 1989-1990 was pretty cool.   I actually found ways to use my incredibly cheesy fake ID here and used to come drink beers with the bums hanging about instead of going to my math 50A lecture...   Hmmm... maybe that's why they kicked my sorry ass out of school?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jX52sZoojxyYV2viWNyO7A", "date": "2006-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "UsV1aOtWNBdLPoxfKSNmPw", "text": "what the? this place is a shithole! i did my damndest to avoid it while at berkeley (granted, i was a little older, and not a fratboy), and the couple of times i did get dragged there by my horny little irish housemate trying to score some (supposedly) easy undergrad poontang, i spent the entire night playing table football (or \"fussball\") with some kind of latino hobo midget who reeked of weeks-old sweat and rolling tobacco. and then watched the little irish imp crash and burn badly, and had to listen to his post-prowl drunken slurring about how he was \"this close to closing the deal\" with an eighteen year-old twice his height.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Xsp1amevfceAqAMjKhZkgA", "date": "2006-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "zo2eScdzMKpKzh6-nD2SCw", "text": "I came in here Friday night before the Daft Punk show (before I realized that sneaking booze into the Greek would have been like slapping a baby when no one is looking. not that i ever would) to enjoy a few pitchers of beer in the early evening sun. Not that I would ever disagree with any of Albie's equations or mathmetical theorems, but when I purchased a pitcher of beer from 5-6pm, said pitcher of beer was actually $6 until 6pm hits wherein it changed to $7. \n\nI was treated to a little time-warp back into my college days when the boys at the next table started yelling \"Chug! Chug! Chug!\" I almost downed my pint of beer in a pavlovian reflex.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1t7k4zZREefIAJ3JcK_bpQ", "date": "2007-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1WGYRCTClE-iAzN3NiL0SQ", "text": "Best place to relax and have a beer in Berkeley and the staff has always been awesome to me and my friends!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oRdqgPv0FF1Zikig5npiWw", "date": "2011-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aUwBKfFJfs666d2BZDBLlA", "text": "An awesome campus pub. Back when I thought hefeweizen was the best brand of beer, slightly edging out Coors Light, the Bear's Lair served up pitcher after pitcher of unfiltered wheaty goodness.\n\nPrices were cheap, the crowd was chill, and the outdoor area always gave me a good excuse to down a pre-class pitcher (if there is beer, you drink). \n\nHalf the time, I didn't even make it to class. Especially if class was in one of the smaller rooms in Dwinelle. Fellow Bears know what I'm talking about.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "59QzQ3-dmOD1USV2hQpwkw", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LJm7_vKJaHxr-Or0gzBBIw", "text": "Beat the Clock Fridays: Starting at 4 p.m., you can get a pitcher for $7 and the price goes up by a dollar every hour.\n\nTip: Go with a group of friends and stake out a table as early as 3 or 3:30 so you don't have to stand. Super fun if you're into the whole rowdy college crowd thing once in a while.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g3suHxtH49EZc5McdMhInQ", "date": "2011-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oi1yXldKcxbBiVPB5dqp0A", "text": "I saw Green Day perform here once.  That night my friend slipped LSD into my other friend's drink and he had a horrible trip.  Poor guy, we had to babysit.  \n\nAnyways, The Bear's Lair is a great place to have a drink.  Right on the campus.  Have a drink with the college kids.  Ilove this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8Nvvqnb60aFlZutylZd-Aw", "date": "2007-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vVxYUJMVfslRqur4uXXLLA", "text": "You know I have a really good story about getting the shit kicked out of me by the bouncer here, but you'll have to ask me in person about it.  Anyway, those days have passed.\n\nBesides my trachea almost collapsing, I usually have a good time at the Hairy Bear.  Recommended.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7XvUlAuIRF9IhWAvlr5U7Q", "date": "2007-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1OkJ-6cBww7-HtPZvD0aRQ", "text": "I am a bit nostalgic for the Bear's Lair due to the occasional buzzes in class and the few presentations I gave after spending an hour or so there.  (Those were some of the best presentations I have ever given, by-the-way.)  It's also a great place to go in the afternoon with some classmates to discuss recent lectures or readings while drinking a few beers.  During rainy days, I recommend sitting by the fire, drinking a few beers, and eating a piece of pizza.  Fantastic.\n\n-However-\n\nDuring the evening the Lair is an entirely different beast.  The place can get packed and the music from the jukebox can get painfully loud.  I learned about the bathrooms located in the Student Union out of necessity because, while I support unisex bathrooms, these get disgusting.  I mean flies buzzing around you, pee all over the floor and toilet, hasn't been cleaned after last night disgusting.  If you drink another beer quickly after exiting the bathroom you can cut down on the trauma.\n\nIf you are a people watcher, you should check out the Bear's Lair at least one time during the night.  The variety is quite fun (sometimes obnoxious) and it's interesting to watch cliques manifest themselves in college.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rI_ETKjRhH6yJtUTNHpJdQ", "date": "2007-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "73KkD_3_NtjLctlshriZLg", "text": "Renovation! Love bear's lair for happy hour. Friday is full of students and they also have a pretty cool DJ table. Never been here on weekdays, so this review is just for Friday BTC. Only minimal downside is that if you come after 4PM, all the seats are taken", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CC0H-4kCFFa5rRP3Lm4Flw", "text": "I need just  look up at the Goal Post that thousands of Cal fans (myself included) tore down, carried away and signed when we snapped our loosing streak to finally win the BIG GAME back in 2002.. and then I know I'm home!\n\nAlthough I prefer hard liquor to beer, it's hard to beat the cheap pitchers, vibrant student (and alumni) presence, and visits from the straw hat band after games of any sort are won. \n\nGo to Bear's Lair and Go Bears!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_W4y7ku6Q0uGoiI3ePtkgQ", "date": "2007-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CQKBKTPZuZPCxv8cF16V-g", "text": "First time at Bear's Lair: I was a senior.  Came with a friend to visit visiting friends of hers.  Crowd was mostly rowdy, pitcher-chugging bros who had split beer all over every table and bench before we got there, so there was nowhere to sit unless you were already drunk, soaked in beer, and didn't give a shit.  Shitty people, shitty atmosphere (gets gross and sticky really quick...), never really wanted to come back.\n\nSecond time at Bear's Lair: I was a super-senior.  Beat the Clock.  Drank wayyyyy too much.  Hipsteriest band I've ever seen (asymmetrically haircutted, grunged-up Nick Cave rejects dressed in thrift-store plaid blasting garage-y covers of Velvet Underground songs WAY TOO LOUD in the corner) as entertainment.  Still the same pitcher-chugging bros all over the place, but I didn't mind as much because this time I got drunk hecka early so I was the one doing the spilling all over the tables and benches. (I've stickified my table - how do you like me now, seat-robbers!  Chyeah.) Had an okay experience but left thinking I didn't really need to come back again.\n\nBottom line: I can only imagine myself enjoying this place if I was a freshman (which, I could never get in here that young anyway) or new to the bar scene.  Maybe I just hate the whole bar scene thing (which I DO - IT SUCKS), or I'm too old for a place like this, but this is a college bar through and through - in other words, it has its place, but it's a scene and an establishment that you'll end up outgrowing sooner or later.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ch6n_PO-zWN3kSZuh1lQKQ", "date": "2011-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "F6Si7QXAfqZIi9BDk5ErIA", "text": "\"What did you say?\"\n\nYeah, that's right.  If I had a dime for every time I've said that while in there.\n\nIt gets super loud esp. during Cal Football games.  Sitting in here gives you that feeling that you're actually inside Memorial Stadium watching an actual game.  Great college vibe, great atmosphere.  I love professional sports but watching the college game can be intoxicating.  The bartenders are quite friendly in that they let me watch a few Champions League games there.  Great beer, good fun.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "beIaS5tCDN-BvbGplaN5kA", "date": "2007-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ilkEgEI6YA69EvAHyTFDsw", "text": "something about ol' california that conjures up feelings of nostalgia.\n\nactually, that \"feeling\" was just me wanting to piss after one-too-many beers from bear's lair.\n\nnot many colleges can proudly say they have their own bar on campus; this being one of the few. beer selection is decent but keep your expectations low (like your BAC or more appropriately, your GPA) since they only serve a handful (keep in mind they serve only beer & wine).\n\na great place i'll have to visit once i'm in the area again. and if you are wondering about that nostalgic feeling i had, i think that feeling left its mark somewhere in a bush near haas pavilion.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-wRu_qIxLHXiPsa_BPIFtQ", "date": "2010-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lpEFVp44phjYz8G-XK6uiA", "text": "Always a good time at Bear's Lair when people are there. If you go to bear's lair on an off night, then be prepared for a pretty boring time unless you go there with enough people to entertain yourself. \n\nBEAT THE CLOCK FRIDAYS are absolutely a must for anyone in the area but be sure to get there early to get a table! At 4 o' clock $5 pitchers, at 5 o' clock $6 pitchers, at 6 o' clock $7 pitchers...you get the picture. You basically drink as much as you can before the hour changes and the pitchers get more expensive ha. It truly brings all Cal students together and you can't go to one of these days without seeing at least a couple people you know.\n\nOtherwise sometimes they have beer pong out and other times people will just gather and drink, and it is also a great place to watch sports. oh and p.s. how awesome is it that Berkeley has a bar on its campus??? yes, bear's lair is in the student union ha", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wCtf5_zG8EpWiBp_Oi7P0g", "date": "2008-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mLui2ZBLytz4cgThh0BibA", "text": "I LOVE BEAR'S LAIR!!!!!\nBEAT THE CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \nat 4 pm there are 6 dollar pitchers- and my friends and i try to cRAM as much beer into our systems as we can because we MUST BEAT THE CLOCK!!!! HAHAHA!! \n\ni always get the jupiter's hef with EXTRA LEMONS!!!! YUM\n\nits great to be at a CAMPUS pub because there will always be students there.  REAL STUDENTS. when you go out somewhere else in the city, you meet all sorts of weirdos and people who say they are student but are not.  SHADY.  either way, this place is safe, awesome, and LOADS OF FUN.  and when they crank up the music, the place is BUMPIN'!! \n\nthe bartenders are what tops off this place- they are so friendly and they REMEMBER you! \n\nI've never had a bad time at beat the clock. ever.  I WILL MISS IT!!!! \n\noverall, CHEAP price, great bartenders, great vibe, safe, and very COLLEGE-y! LOVES IT!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MbFiVsqtIt75yrUNd8LT3Q", "date": "2009-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nIn8zHewwGvx7PjQg1LG2w", "text": "I stopped in here with a couple friends before my first ever Cal Football game last Saturday. As far as I can tell, this is the place to be before the game. Everyone was decked out in their blue and gold and the college kids there were appropriately trashed.\n\nThe prices seemed reasonable too. I paid $19.50 for three GIGANTIC cups of beer (before tip). The service was quick and we had a nice time sitting on the picnic tables outside. We even ended up ordering a huge basket of fries that only cost $4 and made all three of us full. Good times!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vjpRR9_Elrz4bli35gCq7w", "date": "2007-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Oo8sWyQTRM27AW1znCDz5w", "text": "Oh Bear's Lair. What would college have been like without your existence?\n\nThe only bar ON campus. This place is jam packed with college students during happy hours and game days.\n\nWhat kind of happy hour? Beat the Clock! Well, back in my days, every Friday from 4-5pm is $5 pitchers of beer on tap. 5-6pm is $6 and so on. The best deal in town for the poor college students.\n\nThe food are not to die for but much better than a lot of other bar foods out there. Pizza and Fries are the recommendations here.\n\nGame days? No deals, but plenty of big screen TVs to watch all your games, especially CAL! Maybe not this season but next season!\n\nPretty much a guaranteed good time during happy hours and game days. A college experience must.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZGT9H35Edi4y8rHYSqSKfg", "date": "2010-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pQFioS09b1rVOGmCmVWEyw", "text": "zOMG!!! BEAT THE CLOCK BEAT THE CLOCK!!  \n\nBeat the Clock (BTC) is THE only central college hangout event in Berkeley where one can reliably meet up with old friends and have a great time boozing it up!   It's implicitly understood that everyone will be present at BTC, even if one drinks or not.  Students rearrange their class schedules to make sure they get there in time.  Newly turned 21-ers await their first rite of passage experience.  A definite must-go!\n\n** DRINKS\nBeat the Clock starts at 4pm every Friday.  Select pitchers start at ~$6 and increase $1/hour.  My usual drink of choice is the Hefe because I was indoctrinated with it my first time there.  I've started liking the Porter also.\n\n**AMBIANCE\nGreat college sports bar vibe.  Jukebox in the back, TVs all around inside playing various sports games.  Half of the property is indoors, half outdoors.  The bar is inside in the center with limited table seating along the perimeter.  Plenty of seating outside.  During BTC, it gets really busy inside so come early to get seats outside.  If it is raining like it usually is in Berkeley, they put up a large tent outside so no worries about getting wet.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pvjMrO0yykGkC5f-7JLEJg", "text": "As a conservative (personality-wise, not politically) student at Cal, I didn't do much partying. I was too busy being \"good\". \n\nI have been working on my crazy skills ever since I've graduated (hey, I'm a little slow on such). Therefore, the 2008 Big Game was the first time I went drinking at the Bear's Lair. It was a fun time, if a little packed. Luckily we got pretty good seats right in front of a TV. It was also ridiculously hot for Big Game time so we were frying in the sun a bit.\n\nThe food was edible and the huge cups of beer were great, since it was so busy, it was better to have big cups so you could go longer without ordering. I got well tipsy, maybe even drunk.\n\nThe Bear's Lair - a great place for Big Game fun. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RQR-bncvVssevK_WIPWvCA", "date": "2009-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "st88cv9d3Fxg0daSH-E3Ow", "text": "It was a Harold and Kumar weekend with my son. He asked the significance of White Castle Burgers. First, I described these tender little gems, with savory tiny sweet onions, and the soft gluten buns, perfectly rolled into square. I shared with him that, unfortunately, these delicacies can only be found on the East Coast (though I do know the one in Georgetown on Wisconsin is gone).\nI stopped by my office and low and behold, I read a sign at The Lair (to use locals), White Castle Burgers! I went to the bar and found White Castles come in 1/2 doz and the full 12 pack.  I ordered six of them up from a friendly and  cute Asian sister, who was kind enough to pack them to go!\nI hurried down the the Cal Sailing Club, with the aroma of White Castles over taking my Whip! I tried to resist breaking open my kid's present, at the corner of University and Shattuck (I didn't make it very far), I stole one.\nYum. Broke the mouth!\nI finally get the five remaining burgers to my kid, who promptly knocked them down and a grape Arizona Ice Tea. I was excited for him and pleased I was able to share this legacy with him.  He told me they were OK.\nWhat? OK? Yeah, just OK. He shared with me his confusion with Harold and Kumar and the obsession for the White Castle road trip.\nA ah ha moment.\nNow, we began a discussion of 420 and the underlying reasons for the manic addiction to White Castles Burgers. He's a Berkeley kid!\nHe gets it and said he'd rather go to The Smokehouse.\nFour Stars for The Lair, allowing my to revisit White Castle and share with legacy with my son.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2010-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "z7LL2OrosKrKjs0jSMLV5A", "text": "Food is a good price, bordering cheap. The pitchers could be a little bigger. They give you plastic cups on game day. Whatever you do, if  you plan to stay for a long time, don't sit on the stools. Find a chair, find a comfy chair, find a couch. Whatever you do, no stools. \n\nAlso, if you want the tv to be set on a specific channel. Know which channel you want it put on and guide the staff to your channel. Othewise, you'll get to see what a full bar looks like watching someone else change the channels on the tv screens.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p6nBKyT9Y_pFJ1WxVEowwA", "date": "2008-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "GO_PjN08WNbfT-SdSup3Uw", "text": "This place is so trashy I usually buy a pitcher for myself and drink right from the pitcher. Recently someone had the bright idea of hiring a band during BTC to create additional noise and decrease seating space on the patio.\n\nA great place to come if you have to go out with friends or coworkers and don't want to hear a word they are saying.\n\nThe price of a pitcher hasn't matched the hour for years. The name of their happy hour should be changed from beat the clock to beat the wallet.\n\nThe funny thing about BTC is that you run into everyone you have met previously in class or at some party the week before. Forgot to get her number? Find her at BTC.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "uFr1TGesI53Yb4pvZZkB_A", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "3-P3O_Uq8NuKaW68RzICzQ", "text": "Whats sup Bro's! This is one of the Bro's favorite places to get a brew! I have had so many Bromanic's here. I find a bro, and we start drinking. Beat the Clock is where is at. All the bro's are here chilling and hang out. I give this place 5 Bro's Up. Best place to bro out and have a brew if you go to cal :)\n\nThe best part of broing out at the Bears lair is getting waste and taking a piss with your best bro in the bathroom. We all take turns playing swords with each other it kinda of suck for this bro, my bro sword isn't as big as my other bro's. We play swords as any normal bro would, loser has to buy the next round of beers for the bro's! It's a epic time of swords and brews and all the BROS!. Deal with it bro!\n\n\nAny hot slams piece at CAL loves bro's if they don' t they need to come at me bro\n\nGO BEARS!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "swN__VyeFg6O_BFR0x5ZeA", "date": "2011-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Cv6rFOhayrPJMd_gSS9zg", "text": "TIP #1: Take advantage of Beat the Clock! It's one of the quintessential things to do as a Cal student, once you've turned 21. A pretty good selection of pitchers of beer are $7 from 4pm-5pm, $8 from 5pm-6pm, $9 from 6pm-7pm, and $10 from 7pm to close. See this photo: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA?select=GRda4Le6B_kgMiV4UF4UxQ\n\nTIP #2: There is no system to ordering pitchers and you will get frustrated trying to get the bartender's attention. Be chill, wave a $20 bill, and demand attention!\n\nTIP #3: Pretty difficult to snag a table--inside or outside--on Fridays. Either send someone to \"reserve\" a table early on, or make do with squeezing in with other groups. Some of the tables are large enough for beer pong. \n\nThis past Friday was my first Beat the Clock! There was a scare over the summer that BtC wouldn't be happening anymore because Bear's Lair changed management, but alas, it is here. And thank goodness, because all that cheap beer was awesome! You'll see so many familiar faces here, too. \n\nI haven't tried the food, but during Welcome Week, there was a promotion for $1 beers and free wings and fries. The menu has switched from pizzas and burgers to Wings Fiesta! There are at least 10 different flavors of wings to choose from. From what I sampled during Welcome Week, the wings were pretty standard, but I'd probably drink at the Lair before heading elsewhere for food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3aTVeGFq_s3KuGcVXCNquA", "date": "2011-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8duQnBZ8fmToA7d46lHk8w", "text": "Solid 4 star establishment thrust in the heart of a wonderful campus setting. Don't get too expectant from some of the bar staff, their laid back attitude and general talkativeness leads to longer wait times for drinks and though they do boast a nice array of beer selections, they don't seem to rush to replace them when they go out. Overall, you'll feel like you're back at school the minute you venture to use the restroom and discover yourself in the middle of a food court adjacent to the establishment. Everyone gets carded, every time so don't be insulted if you're well over the drinking age and being asked for id from someone much younger than yourself. A great jump off spot for the rest of the Berkeley bar scene or a safe and comfortable end up after a night of failed adventures. \n\nCheers", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RZUGrWB5EiNwaXHi6ZH7fw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BVUuOXvACxOF7CGieUiCUg", "text": "Hello Manager of Bear's Lair,\n\nI would like you to know that typically I love coming on Fridays to Beat the Clock with good friends. And I ALWAYS have a good time.\n\nHowever, I am now reconsidering ever coming again because you are SO UNBELIEVABLY RUDE. WOW. I get that my friend had a long day of midterms and drank beer and was resting her head against the wall. It was not like she was sprawled out on the seats or had her head all over the table or doing anything inappropriate in anyway. And you have to come up screaming like a lunatic, telling her you're going to call the cops and put her in jail, and tell her her dress is too short. WOW REALLY? YOU'RE A FREAKING JERK.\n\nWay to be a such a great manager with such amazing customer service skills. If I knew who else to complain to I would. You suck! Hope you're proud of yourself for yelling at college kids/loyal customers.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "r3xAeMCc7z0Yu9WALxm8sQ", "date": "2010-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Db4QBNDghtOXp5zhfX7mVg", "text": "The Bear's Lair has always been a place that piqued my interest. It's on-campus drinking permissed by the UC system, but with a type of bar experience that lets you down a lot more than a private bar in town that has real character.\n\nYou'll notice it immediately in the not-very-attentive bartenders. They work for the UC system, not for you. And certainly not at a bar dreamed up by an entrepreneur who is looking to push the envelope and give his clients the best times possible. There's a sense of corporateness and \"rah rah rah\" to the bar's atmosphere, and it's decidedly fake to me.\n\nHowever, you avoid a lot of the problems you see off campus with cantankerous drunks, and even though it gets really crowded, people still seem to stay at bay as far as violence goes.\n\nI think only freshmen or out-of-steam Van Wilders looking to relive college glory are going to get anything out of this, and yet freshmen aren't allowed in. But what do I know? The place has 4 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "opOXJ4fe3sIUhQAFL4lmbA", "date": "2011-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IF000ov8EFgndSvR9qoJ1A", "text": "I am a huge supporter of college campuses with amazing Pubs.  I have a soft spot for College Pubs that are on campus and good.  Because sometimes a smart girl's just wants a beer after lecture.  Sat at the bar and was there for the pop quiz Night which was fun even though my friend and I didn't participate, we felt the energy of the space and the power of the brain no matter how many adult beverages one consumes.  \n\nAlmost gave the bear lair 5 stars but I held back because of the bathroom.  What's up with that?  Is it just one stall because they are going green or something?  Or just in case some of those people from people's park stop by and need a place to kick it?  \n\nOther than the bathroom (I shiver just reviewing about that bathroom) this pub is bomb dot com.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MxaKSTr4qVj5XtRvbami6g", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mGkZya7Eytu72cKAbi5baw", "text": "Pubs on school grounds are always a plus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yF22nN7Sh9WIcbyR-MRd2w", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "-X9iSaib8ECG-FBOfe1Nmg", "text": "The outdoor seating area smells bad, and sometimes it smells very bad.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zFtFgeIpiAWQW7Gzbz9hfg", "date": "2007-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cu7MFgDuTejL8zUi1f8Pog", "text": "Typical college bar. This is actually a fun place to watch Cal football games at if you don't have tickets. Cheap beer, fun crowds. What more can you ask for? It does get a bit fratty at times.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4lACNNOEfNBFuE4FsSY-7g", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dyWGVFvwIEO9VGRZOw778A", "text": "Maybe it's depending on the size of the university, but this pub, for a campus pub, is relatively large.  That is, compared to my small campus anyway.  A good number of booths, a good number of beers on tap, and not to mention the good ol' set of televisions set to sports.  Gotta love it.  Their hef isn't particularly great, but the environment here is enough for a good hangout with friends maybe in between classes.\n\nUnfortunately, I visited this bar when beat the clock was not in effect.  I'm sure that if it was, I would lean closer to giving this place five stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uRkKGeT58wdUxEEA6O4LIw", "date": "2009-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YP46kdUBFp-MbMPjNOuiYw", "text": "BEAT THE CLOCK!!! Fridays, come around 4pm and have the time of your life... plus run into everyone and their mom!  LOVE IT.\n\nTheir cheesy fries are great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "45qSMEkjUFp_zt3UkEzFzw", "text": "I can not discuss  much of what has gone on here, to protect the innocent, the guilty, and the satisfied.  But trust me when I say....\n\n\nGiggity, Giggity!\n\nThis is a chill place to have a beer and some basic pub grub. The pulled pork sandwich is orgasmic.  Get someone to lick your fingers and God only knows how your night will end.  Do NOT go here in your fancy Friday nite best or with your pointy-est hooker heels.  Wear some jeans, comfy shoes, and a tshirt with a cute saying, it gives people an excuse to look at your chest.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VD8Ox-akHloK3-QV3FxY-g", "date": "2007-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JOE-Q3DfFjdyWmc_nrE9kw", "text": "Ack. Crowded and hot!\nBeat the Clock was all right. It's definitely something to do before you graduate. Beer tasted bad though. No idea what we got but we got a stout and a hef for sure. Also wtf line to the bathroom?! Why?!\n\nAs an aside, even though the drinks were bad, the atmosphere was not. Crowd consisted of a lot of people I either recognized throughout my 3+ years at Cal or friends. It was somewhat nostalgic in that light. Though I'm not really the sentimental type, it felt like it symbolized the coming together of good, smart, and sweet Cal people representing the diversity that is Cal. :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2009-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WrOI6mda6N_mzWPOoCloTw", "text": "PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT\n\nIf you're a student at Cal, take advantage of beat the clock. One of my regrets was not spending enough time here. I always had somewhere to be, and didn't sit down to have a drink. In my defense, I had to be at the RSF and showing up to the RSF a bit drunk is not a good idea. But always loved this place. Hang out inside or on the patio on picnic tables, drinking with friends. Enjoy it while you can.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_PQzPQMJqdepK0-95SsKEA", "date": "2009-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xtvppxV840RKCPw7PTmDyg", "text": "Nice large bar with plenty of TVs for sports and great Jupiter beer on tap. It gets even more interesting outside, especially when there is a band playing in the courtyard, trying to compete with three guys at an outdoor table pumping spanish music through their portable speakers. Combine that with the Steely Dan playing on the inside and you have quite a combination of sounds...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ILz8ApVEgTqbv5LnC6PyuA", "date": "2007-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ytQ8Iv5VPez3nQX7oOMzUw", "text": "I don't really have much to say about this place. The fact that its an on-campus pub pretty much speaks for itself. The place is usually filled with students, former students, etc. There actually is an OK amount of seating, but because its so crowded during peak hours, it seems that you're standing all the time. \n\nThe prices here are average normally, but pretty cheap during happy hour, when they have beers which start cheap but increase in price every hour. The selection of beer is OK, but they have occassionally run out of the selection of beers I wanted. The food selection here is actually surprisingly decent, although very pricey. I've come here to just meet people, chill, and watch football games and every time have had a fun experience. Just don't expect too much.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "dAgc_uXURqL2njouXfc8Gg", "text": "GO BEERS! \n\nNo CAL football game would be the same without a stop at Bear's Lair.  It's everything that you need to make you feel like you're in college again.  The place is always packed and the service does a really good job of always remember to fill your pitcher.  Good pizza, better beer, big TV's.  What more could you ask for?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bokdbrkCIdNBJ2ObMD-4TQ", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "p_3MxwMooqu9XRvws2qNcg", "text": "I've only starting going here AFTER i graduated... i was wondering tomyself.. what the heck was i doing during my last year of college here....i've been missing out\n\n3 words to describe this place when I hear Bear's Lair\n\nBEAT THE CLOCK....BEAT THE CLOCK.. BEAT THE CLOCK\n\njust keep buying those cheap pitchersssss.. keeeppp chugging on those beerss.. keeep feeelin that buzzz... while being with all of your friends!!!!!!!!\n\nfood here is pretty good too.. FRIED fooood plus beer.. what more can you ask for.. perfect combination..\n\nbeware of stuffiness, huge crowds, buzzed students on any happy hour/  beat the clock time!! That is all.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2008-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9GNtqDN4uhp3QUnbMH-Kng", "text": "I have to pay homage to the Bear's Lair of yore when they had the beer patio and students packed into the fenced area and drank their brains away each and every Friday afternoon to early evening.  The gallon challenge....I almost made it then blacked out a half pint away from victory.\r\n\r\nAs far as the revamped Bear's Lair:\r\n\r\nThe best place to ever be when Cal is playing a football game!!  They have outdoor and indoor seating.  Grad from far and wide come to watch the game and pre-drink and post drink!!  Their beers are not the best but when it comes down to drinking beer for football games no one is too picky!!\r\n\r\nThey have muchies as well. Chicken tenders, fries the usual bar fare along with some actual food.  On game days they have a hot dog and burger cart.  \r\n\r\nGlass wall and open doors connect the bartender inside to the boozer's outside...on a Sunday day the tables and benches can't be beat.  Inside are booths, leather chairs and a fireplace....cozy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ipleTHGh9KR8hO5U1yxzXw", "date": "2005-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SAPE1L3xvGeUhlqyBB_z1w", "text": "We were looking for a place within walking distance of Zellerbach for a bite to eat and some beer before the Sufjan Stevens show.  Bear's Lair had everything we were looking for- tv's to watch the A's game, solid pub food and tasty beer.  The bathroom was gross but I guess that should have been expected from a bar on campus.  If you're looking for a spot to go pre-game or pre-concert you could do a lot worse than the Bear's Lair.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eUmVXP9UnoWtz9NSBwY4jA", "date": "2006-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "RG4GRjEvrPoEoHv5WO8L7A", "text": "Shout out to Karen W. and Jeff C. Yelp Elite crew at Bears Lair.\n\nJupiter brews on tap. My choice is the Hef for drinkability. Honey wheat was good too, though. I went here on an empty stomache so I'll need to plan ahead next time because I ended up staying for a good amount of time without food.\n\nLines are crazy so you might wanna arrive a little before 4pm on Fridays for BEAT THE CLOCK.\n\nThey raised prices, but $6 pitchers till 5pm is still a monster deal. Great scene, and you'll probably see just about everyone you know there some time or another. See ya there!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2009-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "TeWGPBqr_W-xc-qG3q1YGQ", "text": "- THE GOOD: Three words - BEAT THE CLOCK. Paying the clock hour for a pitcher of beer + junk food + good company = Friday afternoon debauchery.  Bear's lair's beat the clock gives you something to look forward on those dreadful Mondays.  Great memories of drinking beers and eating delicious bar food with my girls.  Great place for random run-ins with people you haven't seen in a while and making new drinking buddies.  And you won't find a better place to catch the Cal game or March Madness on the big screen.  \n\n- THE BAD: Table space gets taken quickly during BTC (beat the clock), so you should arrive early if you want to sit down; otherwise, it's standing room only.  Especially during BTC, service can be slow.  You're better off going to the bar to order than waiting around for someone to take your order.   \n\n- THE UGLY: Steer clear of the bathrooms!  Use the bathrooms next door at Eschelmen (sometimes closes early) instead of risking getting STDs from the disgusting bear's lair bathrooms.  \n\nBottom line, not a bad college pub.  Bear's Lair makes you long for those carefree days of college.  Good bar food, decent selection of beer, fun crowds - sure-fire combination for good times.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pDMXTWofWI_DtBi2QGrQog", "date": "2009-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "aWJte8XS2ASg7veK-VxQOQ", "text": "So this place gets 1 star.  Why... you might ask?  here it is.....\n\nSo it was the rainy day of Cal vs USC football this past winter.  My group of USC fans decided it would be fun to get sloshed before the game with all the local fans (USC and CAL).  We figured we live in a civilized world where a man from another fan \"race-hood\" would be welcomed with open arms into another fan's \"race-hood's\" lair and enjoy some porridge together.  We couldn't be more wrong.  I don't care what flack i get for saying this but the average \"liberal\" in Berkley is less \"liberal\" than my nra card carrying, conservative slime-ball, Bentley driving neighbor in Corona Del Mar.  The reason for these audacious accusations are due to the fact that each and every bartender completely ignored me for like 45 min.  Even a few nice \"liberals\", whom the bartenders were attending to, were appalled by the most unprofessional behavior directed towards us.  Being ignored is one thing but then being told \"we will not serve you because the color of your jersey\" ...no she di-ent!?!  I laughed to which she then replied \"it's not a joke\".  I should have punched her in the FACE!\n\nThankfully we found, on the other side of the tracks, a sports bar that would serve our kind.  Oh... and USC ripped em a new one that day.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Czl35ZANxfMSNxV3r4J5qA", "date": "2008-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zAhqJTvuOr8JZoPSFvBDjw", "text": "This is THE place to be on gameday. \n\nOutside patio, large TV's and plenty o' beer. The crowd is pretty rowdy, primarily because most people drink here hours before gametimes so they are pretty sauced up come kickoff time. You can by slices of pizza here and are very close to telegraph in case you need a quick bite elsewhere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZBLZIOrO3DZJzDFlFO-bJw", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "v9RRNEtYthBBcOkX6IRFAQ", "text": "A little bit gross, a little bit grungy, a little bit drunk... Some words to describe your time at BTC.\n\nA large selection of beers ranging from the blondes to the darks juxtaposed with a not-so-large selection of drunk foods, limited to pizza, chips, and some fries here and there.\n\nGood place to meet up with your friends and bump into those awkward facebook friends you never really talk to. What's better than beer to smooth over that initial awkwardness as you invite them to your growing table and pour a few cups? There are no sad pandas when everyone is laughing.\n\nNote: Pee before you come! The bathroom lines get long and the toilets considerably gross as the hour turns.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fUMUan5Wlmbazd-OOnRwjg", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 2, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "ID_Co8ctDvDNIc-F2KC2Aw", "text": "I almost never came here during college but now that I'm a seasoned alum, I realize my folly. \n\nHere's a little word problem, geeks. On Fridays, there's a special happy hour deal: If we denote the hour after high noon with i, then from i=5 to i=8, the price of beer is i dollars and from i=9 until they close, the price of beer is $8*. In terms of i, how loaded can you get? \n\nThis isn't theory; it's empirical. Get over to Bear's Lair and gather some fucking data.\n\n*For you Nutri Sci majors, this means they have $5 pitchers of microbrews from 4-5, $6 pitchers from 5-6, etc., etc. and they max out at $8.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "O49dBtaLZhcnji38Pn2n1g", "date": "2007-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ClDt6aD50JaZL5dzIrtNtw", "text": "There are all these annoying signs all around campus that have huge pictures of students' faces on them with written quotes about their favorite thing about Cal. \n\n*Barf*\n\nIf I had been asked to be on one of those blatant propaganda posters I would only have agreed to do it if mine could have had \"Bears. Lair.\" scrawled under my over-sized, black-and-white face.\n\nBut seriously, I never have anything but a ridiculous time here. Shameless Halloween make-outs, shamelessly getting half the bar to dance to Journey with me and my friends at the end of the night after drinking since 4 p.m., shamelessly sneaking out to do naughty things then shamelessly returning, shamelessly stomping around and saying \"Hi\" to people I barely know from class who don't really know who I am, cause I'm not so sober. Basically this is the place where shame goes to die in a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon.\n\nThursdays are the BEST. Beat the clock on Fridays are neat ($5 pitchers till 5, $6 pitchers till 6, etc.) You will have to wait a very long time to pee. :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CRaBH8XHLS4P_U1FzpU5vw", "date": "2008-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "D5xr3DOkK4cuG7MuZS5c-w", "text": "Just dug up this gem from the archives of a blog I used to keep a few years ago (have since moved onto other internet blogging outlets... holla, Yelp!). I still think it's pretty funny. Here you are- Vintage Anna K.\n\nThis muffin is gross... and I am drunk.\n\nMy morning so far:\n\nAwakened at 7:45, by my dad yelling: \"What the hell are you doing, we're supposed to be leaving right now!\"\n\nPerhaps I should preface this with what I did last night. Michelle was home for spring break, and it was her final hurrah before heading back to the East Coast. So, the two of us headed out to Berkeley for what was supposed to be a mellow night... not so much. We arrive at Kips to meet Kara and Patton, its dead, so we head over to the Bear's Lair... where we immediately are accosted by a Canadian rugby team. \n\nI wasn't going to drink, but as it turned out, the sky opened up and God said, \"I give unto thee a barful of shirtless Canadian men.\"\n\nGame on. Ended up getting hammertime, got home at an unholy hour.\n\nCut to this morning. \n\n7:55, Walk (let's be accurate, stumbled) out the door... good thing I still have all my makeup on from last night.\n8:30, Arrive at Starbucks. When Barista asks if i'll have my usual, (a double tall nf latte) I inform him I'm gonna need a triple thanks, and something to eat because I think I just may die. What do I want? I don't care. Surprise me.\n\nPoor decision.\n\n9:45, Still working on my disgusting muffin with inidentified fruit bits protruding from its every orifice. \n\nAaaand, still drunk. F-ing Canadians.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "woW3EEoyj5M42Z7yXLhNLg", "date": "2008-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9JRRfD21iJO96_mm0EgYEg", "text": "Beat the Clock!\n\nHere's the down low: This is a great place to meet up with old freshman floormates you haven't seen in 3 years and catch up over a pitcher of beer. There is a great selection of beers for you to choose from however, Beat the Clock is only worth it if you drink between 4-5.\n\n1 Pitcher at 4:00: $7 (YES IT'S SEVEN DOLLARS NOW)\nEvery hour there after is an additional dollar and honestly, you can find better deals in Berkeley for a pitcher without the chaos and long lines for bathrooms (or having to sneak off to Eshleman to pee in the garage).\n\nI liked Beat the Clock the first few times I went but after a while it kinda gets old. I'll still give it 4 stars though.\n\nENJOY.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "sk3MJtsBZbHrfz9dNMUQjw", "text": "Being a pub on a university, we you can imagine the mayhem that ensues here. It's rowdy, crowded, hot, and grubby. It's the college experience! The pitchers here are fucking cheap ass on Friday. It used to be that pitchers were priced at whatever time it was, but now pitchers are $6 starting at 4PM and goes up a dollar per hour until 7PM. Afterwards, it stays at $9 until closing time. \n\nThrough all the noise and chaos, I failed to find out what I was drinking yesterday. I do know there was some sort of malty porter, watery hef, and the Axe IPA.\n\nGood luck getting a seat and be prepared to rub shoulders with your neighbors. Go Beers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 6, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "mi_Ja_6lgHbTUXxCDIYfaQ", "text": "GO BEARS! YAY!!\n\nI'm giving it 4 stars for the fellow Cal students that I saw during my two times at Beat the Clock, glowing tomato-red like the true Asians they were. I came twice and had a lively time x2. Sucks how you have to go to Eschelman (was that the name of the building?) to use the restroom though. And it's hard not to feel the urgency when you're chuggin' beer all evening long. The proximity of students (squished together on the benches is the norm) keeps you from freezing your ass off in cold Berkeley weather.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2009-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PWS6InBVkMcPLJoOVMqwcQ", "text": "I miss this place. Had some good, good times drinking here back in college - mostly between classes :p The beer selection is pretty good, prices are decent, staff is always friendly and only really crowded on game and big concert days. Sure there are other, better pubs around Berkeley but I'm a Bear so I'll always come back to the Bear's Lair.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fxJcpYyCBgi61PtmlZXTjQ", "date": "2007-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "B7XF-bUVU8IRd4777EjS9w", "text": "Through SarahE's storytelling, I have an affinity for the Cal/collegiate life I never experienced, and Bear's Lair proved itself to be just as vibrant as I could imagine!\n\nThe atmosphere and vibe is youthful and optimistically rambunctious.  Like an hours-long recess.  On a Friday.  With no yard duty.  The day before summer vacation.\n\nDrinking copious amounts is the order of the day and the crowd here excels at the task! In a matter of minutes, as we waited for the adorable Rebecca A, I'd smashed through two pints of Jupiter Red and the remainder of a friend's Soju-something-or-other. Guys walked around drinking straight from pitchers.  Uber-cute coeds strutted about sipping from steins bigger than they were (not really, but yes, really.)  Mmmm, girls that drink beer... *sigh*\n\nAnd the bartender?  Unbuttoned blouse + double-sided tape + switchy strut and low-rise jeans + spitfire attitude and a wink = Evil. EVIL!\n\nMe likes.\n____________________________________\nI would have gone to college if some one told me it could be like this?! \nAh, to be young, energetic, and free spirited... *middle finger to my adulthood*", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_SVfoi3YUFNHswsfZUO9mg", "date": "2009-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 3, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "vpWHrn4-FC9rXdgddVByKg", "text": "I want to like this place.  I really do.  It's on the campus of my alma mater.  It's the only bar actually on a U.C. campus.  It's called the Bear's Lair.  In college I spent way too many Friday afternoons drinking quarts of $2 draft beer out in the sunshine and doing my best \"Stop, drop and roll\" impression when UCPD would roll in and start checking IDs.\n\nBut there are a number of issues here.  For one thing, they haven't cleaned the bathroom since I graduated (2001).  Also, the food is absolutely horrendous.  I ordered chicken strips the other day and the strips were all batter and no chicken, the fries had no salt, and the ranch dressing was watery.  I mean, how do you screw up chicken strips?\n\nMore offensively, before the Cal-Tennessee game, people were lining up outside waiting for it to open at 11am.  Now, that game was the biggest home game for Cal in 25 years, and they weren't open early.  Not to mention that while about 100 people were waiting in line, the staff inside was puttering around, drinking beer, and eating their lunch, while a horde of people was waiting to go inside and spend their money.  Very, very bizarre. \n\nAnd don't judge me for being angry that I had to wait in line to get into a bar at 11am.  Don't do it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "peXWpBYKrFs0h7HzFgkUTA", "date": "2007-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s2Wb3UxXVPU9CV0R2shSuA", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 8, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "vUF7SJKn5uNUUW_bVSbfQA", "text": "Sigh. Nothing like celebrating the end of a tumultuous thesis writing journey by guzzling beer for four hours on a Thursday afternoon. \n\nWhy the 3 stars then? Their Guinness on tap blew. Hard. Enough to merit 2 stars on its own, but the other beers we had weren't bad, company was great, and the garlic fries hit the spot. But really, their Guinness was the worst I've had. At $17 a pitcher, it was flat, watered down and tasted like fail. \n\nStick with Hef and some of Jupiter's other goods.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2010-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0ce59luafYhbtRKxo4RTbQ", "text": "A respectable burrito considering the lack of good Mexican food in Berkeley. The carnitas was dry and in huge chunks which made it hard to eat and the guacamole was extra. Since I have moved here I have yet to find a really good Mexican place and Gordo is no exception.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "J8sZZK8aVB3cCORhtYBsjA", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_379s5W4trTKNM47EZ8aVw", "text": "Best burrito place in Berkeley.They have a large variety of meat and tortilla wraps. Also, it is quite affordable and fast. I recommend the carnitas. The meat is very juicy and tender.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EsOI4oXxvpeebFhSn-vsKA", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3cwX_K6IEPgRCL9bxvy6qQ", "text": "I've eaten at the original Gordo's over on Clement in San Francisco, and that was pretty good.  The new one here on Telegraph didn't quite meet my expectations, and it's also competing against two other well known establishments in the area.  \n\nI got a Chili Verde Gordo Plate here, and it really came up short.  It was very \"heavy\" and not spicy, and the beans seemed overcooked.  The whole meal was pretty much flavorless.  Not at all like what I had in San Francisco a few years back.  I don't know why I would ever go to Gordo Taqueria here, when Chipotle offers a greater level of customization (as well as depth of flavor), and La Burrita offers shrimp (!!!) burritos and tacos.  \n\nSorry Gordo, you're gonna have to step it up a bit.  You've got some stiff competition.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fkLmKUTtu9LQ8bIDh1pVeQ", "date": "2011-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3qrwC1k76qqTylBT4sYmCQ", "text": "They make really good burritos here. The menu is really straightforward here and not complicated. They make flour/corn quesadillas, tacos and burritos.\nThe food here is inexpensive and portions are enough to fill you up without making you feel bloated.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wczP8ehoY_SWCRRLFuSNrg", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4mVE0EBbaNWLQdsMPmzLMQ", "text": "Great tacos and burritos.  I suggest the carnitas super burrito, they pull out a slab of fresh pork and slice it to order!  The tacos are monstrous and delicious.  The price is on par with chains (Chipotle, Qdoba, etc), and the ingredients are fresher.  They have decent corn tortillas for gluten free folks.  The guac is tasty and is a cheaper add on than at chains.  I'll be coming back soon!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Mg8JI2Z_ynElTfqeProJhA", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-5G_bDFlCz6XSZTcxWTBQA", "text": "Gordos: best after a gamday! I LOVE their quesadillas! But they arent ordinary quesadillas: they're open faced. They're more like a soft taco really, but they're very unique, and perfect for someone who is looking to not eat as much tortilla (not a fan). The Salsa here isnt really salsa, but pico de gallo with HUGE chunks of onions and tomatos. Taste all the goodness in EVERY bite. The guac here isnt great though. Not worth an additional $.65 or whatever. I get a soft drink and chips/salsa (which is just pico, not salsa). The chips and salsa isnt great (I prefer La burrita) but its something to snack on. The portion sizes are great too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gvcUcixb6tJKMS1BLbIwbA", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5rvCF3yWbEfrmkE6xkp60g", "text": "Great place for a quick burrito or the like. Better than that other place down the street, and cheaper too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OmrWu14jy72sDpxZTO4h-Q", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7lfoHk_DIZBTFOsLbaS_kA", "text": "A cheap and good burrito. That's what it is. For under $5 you get a good sized burrito that'll fill most people up (I'm a little on the bigger side, so I would need a super though.....). \n\nToday I got the chili verde, and it was pretty good. Just like what everyone else has said, it seems like their meat has been laid out there for a while, and the chili verde didn't seem all that fresh. But it was still pretty good. At least it was tender, not soggy or anything. \n\nIn terms of taste, it can't beat Chipotle. The ingredients just aren't as fresh, or rather they're just not as tasteful. This place can't beat the super fresh salsa, the bomb corn, and the sour cream that chipotle has. \n\nThe one thing that you have to get at Gordos is the extra sauce. The spicy green sauce makes the burrito 10x better and gives it much more taste - if spiciness counts as a taste. So, get the extra sauce! \n\nAsk them to grill your burrito also, it'll taste better - like a crispy tortilla on the outside. \n\nThe place has a lot of seating too, and theres even bathrooms. It's a good place to hang out. \n\nGet the extra sauce, and tell them to grill your burrito. Hope this helped.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lOlBOYjms230Nbuh6F-DaA", "date": "2011-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Gxdt7VAuATiZUvigrMMlA", "text": "I was craving a big fat burrito one day and decided to try this place out.   Relatively new?  Wasn't there a few years ago.  \n\nI got a chicken burrito and .... it filled me up but it was nothing special.  Also of note is that it looked so lonely all by itself in a paper bag.  I wish they gave some tortilla chips to keep it company.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F7k2vBiIHc0ysP9pkHVdkQ", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8pa0JQuwOSTELSHPjDcYPA", "text": "this place isnt too bad. price is great and fills you up. i would like it if they can wrap burritos better though... i hate it when the burrito explodes right when you hold it...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Pd1rkOdlo-UbJ3IB7xk1oA", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8XPdcwxy5PHnnwXAntQMiw", "text": "awsommmmmmmme", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zK2y9c15yYyilz7DpVxt3w", "date": "2011-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9raQGUEkDRNjIDNosdleyw", "text": "Like a kid unwrapping a sweater on Christmas morning, I was disappointed. First of all, Gordo's \"regular\"-sized burrito is ridiculously small. Who is this intended for? 8 year olds? The burrito itself was pretty standard. I suppose it tasted healthier than say a burrito at La Burrita, but honestly, who gets a burrito to be healthy? Also, the service is super slow. With only two people in front of me, it still took over ten minutes to get my order. Personally, I would rather not skimp on taste, size and efficiency in favor of a marginal increase in potential healthiness. Next time, I'm sticking with Chipotle.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Cg4ix9yhGpj_oy1nbZD73w", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a4v8Qt_25_7xnbOY1og3ug", "text": "Good prices. Tasty tacos. Much better alternative to Chipotle. Make the walk down Telegraph! It's worth it!\n\nNow, if I only they would validate my parking. Oh well, Cream across the street does, so head over for some ice cream sandwich desserts and validate your parking that way.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jzqLpVkB1rg9AssLKm7lvw", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a9GRdod4fL30KIqydwklMw", "text": "Gordo's has quickly become one of my favorite burrito places in the UC Berkeley Area. This is written more for students since that is where my experience with this restaurant lies. \n\nThe burritos are pretty good, not very exceptional, but not bad either. However, there are two other things that shine about this place. Whenever I go, I get my food very quickly I'm in and out with burrito in hand in about 5 minutes. Even when the line looks long, the people behind the counter work quickly and the line moves swiftly. Moreover, the burrito is cheap. At about $6, I can't complain much about this place. \n\nOverall, if you're looking for exceptional burritos, this isn't really the place for you, but if you're just looking for a pretty good burrito that will definitely fill you up without breaking your wallet or wasting your valuable time, this is the place to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L-TkQdU7qtwZa6EtsCto8w", "date": "2012-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ACMRxTc6VNBKw5Druhvc1Q", "text": "If you are going to label a restaurant Gordo Taqueria, it better be the best tasting place on the planet. Gordo, translated in English as the word \"fat\", will definitely make you fat, but sadly it doesn't make the cut as \"phat\". Ya feel?\n\nAlthough the restaurant does maintain a clean casual atmosphere with speedy service, the various meat offered lacks flavor and spice. Beef, chicken, pork, veggies, whatever is your thing, you will find as ever so slightly above average. This epidemic plagues the tacos, burritos, and plates alike.\n\nWhen dining at Gordo's I would recommend upgrading to the super burrito since doing so will add more ingredients, which is dire since its simplistic non-super version literally tastes like nothing. It's not that anything here tastes bad, it's just that nothing tastes very good either. Maybe a double edged sword, maybe the wrong use of the phrase.\n\nAnyway, as much as anyone else I hate to admit it but Chipotle down the street beats Gordo's in close to all categories. Chipotle may be ridiculously unauthentic and part of a much larger chain, but Gordo Taqueria chains your tastebuds to boredom. Take your pick. \n\nOrder at the counter. Under ten dollars. Okay but not great. Three Stars. Boom.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "s1keSWiukT9Ug1TdKuM8qQ", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AnjYKIqRWVX6FVliMEs29g", "text": "I probably eat here once a week. Get the guac, it's awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SA-2TBmWLp8D1VULfWW8yw", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "At28kgpMg3ZcJs13qZnpsg", "text": "So excited when Gordos opened up, and I def. fell in love.\n\nLike most Mexican, sour cream and a guac is needed, so remember not to skimp!\n\nLove the quesadillas. They're super sloppy, but super delicious! The gordo plate is good too, if your looking for something a little more civilized.\n\nAlso, they are super quick. Like ninja quick. I'm amazed at how fast they can prepare food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AxYZr1iUagbpOYKQono8MQ", "text": "This new location has accurately captured the greatness of all the others.  Some of the best burritos ever, fast service, fair prices.  It's hard to say anything bad about gordos.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZvXz_4JPxCergjjjVFwVow", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BFLhWeOmmRLi2xRFx-TXKA", "text": "I had really high expectations for this place that weren't quite met. However it was still a good experience. I shared a burrito with my boyfriend. the carnitas were really good, but the pricing was a lttle difficult. you paid for like every topping on your burrito. Also, I wasnt a big fan of the slice of cheese they melt on your burrito. I like shredded! But overall, I still enjoyed it. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2jlN6P_65kT97EGBrmH7uQ", "date": "2011-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C1ulEMfAWaTvRadUsl4JXg", "text": "Not worth it. There are plenty of great eats in the Berkeley area and this place definitely falls short. The food and drinks are always sort of bland.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0odEYnD3nd5ke_io2YB8zA", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c7Y3ecaD4wfEjvVWalv3Dg", "text": "Best place to get a simple bean and cheese burrito!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5LWoGqZNGqRximgFcPtbsQ", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ccbCguJxmeF0xSrqKTvi4g", "text": "Meh. From all the extraordinary things I've heard about this place, I was expecting more.\n\nI got a beef super burrito, which wasn't all that super. It wasn't even that big, and the difference between the regular and the super burrito was a bigger tortilla with some slabs of cheese on it that were supposed to be melted. All the meats are soaked in their own juices, making them look gross and unappetizing. Guacamole ($.65) and sour cream ($.45) are extra, but I guess it's still cheaper than a burrito at Chipotle (though Chipotle definitely has bigger burritos). I was able to finish the \"super\" burrito and not be overly stuffed.\n\nI guess for ~$6 it was edible. I probably won't come back for their burritos, but I might go to try their quesadillas. I'll stick to Chipotle for now to get my burrito fix.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u9zzNLgPz66UXGm4kCP2bA", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DB6iFktQw-FbGYZkM4CNZg", "text": "I heard about the new Gordo from Jennifer W. and trotted over for lunch today to check out the new addition to the Cream area.  I've had very little in the way of Gordo experience; I can remember going to their Solano location once or twice, but I'm not a regular.\n\nMy usual Mexican place is Picante, and my usual order there is the chile verde or carnitas plato.  Today I went for a chile verde plate at Gordo, specifying black beans and no extra sour cream or guacamole.  The chile verde was very good, and I was happy enough with the rice.  The warmed-up corn tortillas were totally fine.  I thought that the black beans were really meh and that the salsa fresca was more salsa than fresca.  It was pretty bad, actually.\n\nI stand underwhelmed for now, but fate may bring me back some day soon.  As Jennifer pointed out, the interior is very pleasant (and Gordo's looks nice from the outside as well).  There are definitely rest rooms, although the customer who was trying to open one looked like he was struggling with the key that he got from behind the counter.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2010-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Do77o_yi4CRXoDOPk_576Q", "text": "Gordo's has delicious burritos. The location is so convenient for students, and the prices can't be beat. My only complaint is that the burritos aren't rolled as tightly as I'd like, but that just means you should unwrap them as you eat. Sometimes I ask for an extra piece of foil to enhance the structural integrity.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WzaKxmKWsK7T2XZ-XH3cXg", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DpcY6ApEciMIBIxnxjSRxQ", "text": "I have grown up on Gordos. I've been to the gordos in San Francisco, Albany and Berkeley ( College Ave). This newest Telegraph location is no exception to how good this place is. Best Carnitas in the bay, but you can't go wrong with any of their menu. Everything is fresh and delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "de-q9UQrfutamfWHMWFXnw", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EyTArUeodYA6SBAP5aimJA", "text": "I was excited about this spot opening up in my area.  The burritos look decent sized and the prices are not bad.  Note: The prices don't include if you want extras in your burrito other than rice and beans.  \n\nI came in looking to try something other than a burrito and was happy to see they offered quesadillas.  I ordered one and was surprised to see him make my order the same way he was making all the other burritos.  I asked if that was a quesadilla and if they could put some lettuce in my quesadilla.  He said they dont carry lettuce. Really? \n\nHow the hell does a mexican restaurant (fast food) not carry lettuce? (didnt actually say) \n\nI didn't feel the love so much when they were making my food, so dont ask for lettuce. \n\nThere is definitely much better.  Places with lettuce too.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "li4MC_morWY3X9MB2yRviQ", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F0whc4M3A08-D2It0qftGw", "text": "Much like its location on College, Gordo on Telegraph offers large burritos at cheap prices that are packed with flavor.  The meats are juicy and well-seasoned. The grilled veggie burrito also looks excellent and my vegetarian friend seemed to enjoy it.  You can ask for beans on your quesadillas and then they are basically like fried burritos without rice and with extra cheese (i.e. excellent).\n\nDon't forget the hot sauce for an extra kick!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aHkN15XSGeDqkM85voZG3Q", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FeiW_XHWKgK62MSjjHYRow", "text": "Biggest thing that bugged me right from the start?\nThe fact that the workers don't use gloves AT ALL to make all the burritos/tacos/etc etc\nGROSS.\nThis definitely made it more difficult to eat my meal because this was primarily all I could think about as I took each bite. I don't know if it's better to know how disgusting your meal actually is or just to eat it ignorantly - either way, you're still consuming extra ingredients that may not necessarily be good for your health. JUST SAYIN.\n\nOther than that, it's a super cheap place (I got a decent-sized chicken taco for under $3) and the place is relatively clean in the seating area. Menu is fairly straightforward; the font and spacing makes me feel like I'm reading an elementary book. The fillings for the burritos/tacos are the usual options (beans, rice, tomatoes, yadda yadda yadda), but guac and sour cream are extra.\n\nI'm sure many other taquerias don't use gloves too, but that's what makes rating this really difficult. I'm thinking 2.5 stars is more accurate, but that's not an option on yelp.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "URWpOVK9fAmpQvntMa9LOQ", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FTigs9djg_vURfrF21O5-g", "text": "AL PASTOR! Gordo's finally has it! This is the only location that has it. Even though the locations in SF are the best, I would have to say that this location is a close second. If you're like al pastor, what the @$%& is that? Well then you gotta try al pastor tacos from Gordos!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2011-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GxcDJGSpIrbQ533YZPIAIg", "text": "I tried Gordo for the first time recently, even though it's been a two block walk from me ever since it came they came to Telegraph. Based on what I've heard from friends about the other locations, I had very high hopes for Gordo. After trying it, however, I can conclude that it's pretty much a solid 3.\n\nWhen you order, all of the ingredients are laid out for you. You can see that the meat has been sitting there for a couple of hours and that nothing is really that fresh. I got a Super Burrito with Carnitas, which included all of the basics, but with two slices of cheese. For less than $5, it's an awesome deal! The taste of everything was very typical, though. Typical Mexican rice, nice and tasty carnitas, some guac, sour cream, lettuce, etc. It definitely wasn't bad, but it was nothing too special. Just your average mediocre burrito.\n\nConveniently located and for such a low price, I most likely will come back if I have nothing to cook for dinner. I'll still most likely choose Chipotle over Gordo any day due to how fresh and delicious their burritos are, but Gordo comes in at a close 2nd.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hDeN9SNU7td1Pup6QWREIA", "text": "As a Berkeley student with a taste for Mexican food, there aren't too many options in the area: Gordo, La Burrita, and Chipotle. After having La Burrita and Chipotle for a few months, I decided to try Gordo. SInce that moment, it has become my absolutely favorite burrito place in Berkeley, and one of my favorite of all time.\n\nFirst off, Gordo is far more authentic then La Burrita or Chipotle. I wouldn't really go so far as to call it \"authentic\", but the way they cook and prepare the meat is much more so then most places. For example, if you order a carnitas burrito, they will take out the carnitas and cut it in front of you. Every single one of their meats that I have tried (carnitas, chicken, carne asada/steak) have all been amazing, and I alternate between them when I come here.\n\nUnlike Chipotle, Gordo does not skimp on the meat and toppings. My most recent time at Chipotle, the person making my burrito put one \"scoop\" of carnitas on my burrito, and then proceeded to take off half of what he put on and place it back in the pile - IN FRONT OF MY EYES! At Gordo, they will easily give you twice as much meat as Chipotle does (and I already mentioned, this meat is far better in quality). Furthermore, they also give a perfect amount of beans, rice, and cheese. They may not overload on the guacamole, but considering it only costs 50 cents (as opposed to 1.80 at Chipotle), it isn't a big deal. Furthermore, their prices are unbeatable for the quality. My usual order (super burrito - any meat - with sour cream and guacamole) comes out to 6.90. Meanwhile, a similar burrito at Chipotle will cost 9 dollars. \n\nAlso, this place rarely has a long line (the longest I've ever waited was 10 minutes, at the peak of lunch hour on a weekday), and the service is always great. So, when you see the 30 minute line at Chipotle, just walk another block and a half to Gordo Taqueria, and you won't be disappointed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k-Kkr72RsaPiELm9IdUjSA", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_HKDAS-Z1U7dQoowulDVlg", "text": "Chicken burrito with black beans, guacamole, and sour cream was the best I have ever had.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6Tmu14Wx9kATl7d3Ma-Ctg", "date": "2012-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HTDuLlRN1sOnQyQYjH20pg", "text": "Food: the super burritos are huge and can fill you up. Definitely get it with the guacamole, worth the extra cents\n\nService: the service in the Gordo's Taqueria on College is better. I get kind of disgusted when they roll the burritos with their bare hands though. The meat on the grill just sitting there seems unsanitary too, I hope they will do something about that in the future \n\nQuality: a-okay", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bSIEMT8vFcKbwMve8Z0zhA", "date": "2011-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iDg_iCc3hGptzU1sR0Ugnw", "text": "Gordo Taqueria is a less expensive less tasty Chipotle.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8STCVV53bPrUVqrRI-7Y2A", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IlYPKQ0ShMU6GXRknkWPXQ", "text": "This place really caters to students.  I came in with a Groupon and they were shocked that I ordered over 20 dollars worth of food when every student ordered a burrito.  I actually felt guilty when the server looked as if he didn't want to make that much food, what an imposition for him!   We had a Gordo plate with extra carnitas, two steak tacos with guacamole, one chicken taco with guacamole, and their new veggie burrito. \n\nThe chicken and steak tacos were generously stuffed with tender meat.  It's one of the best tacos I've had and I grew up with good Mexican food.  My veggie burrito was less good.  It had one whole carrot in it!  Giant clumsily cut carrots (each one inch long) and hard.  Yes, the carrots were undercooked.  There were also lots of red bell pepper and red onions.  Honestly, the burrito was just weird.  \n\nThe Gordo plate comes with beans, rice, tortillas of your choice, and any kind of meat that you want.  Not bad for about 6 dollars.  You definitely want to order extra meat as they don't give you that much per plate.\n\nAll in all, a solid culinary experience.  I recommend their tacos with guacamole.  The guacamole is only 65 cents more so it's affordable to spice up your taco.  Unfortunately, the amount of guacamole you get is totally not standardized.  Our three tacos each had different amounts of guacamole.  I honestly think Chipotle is a better deal but the flavors are definitely more authentic at Gordo's and they are generous with the meat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0m-7A68bctvAHXPhMEazTg", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iwImy8BnNLgKQV-J5ToMXA", "text": "Gordo has finally answered the call for edible burritos in the UC campus area. I've had the chile verde and carnitas so far... everything seems to be up to snuff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LCf-qQqRmnm7kwWnnNsHbQ", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jrPdyMEihuq12V7sgszTAQ", "text": "My favorite meat is the chile verde: moist, tender, flavorful.  Get a gordo plate, and you'll have enough food for two meals, all for less than $6.  Good food, great value.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m6Ehq7xhtMiaUjt6VX0EnQ", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K5OTDi5JkrqjQuhEnx4Tsw", "text": "Loosely translated, Gordo means fat...and the portions at this place are definitely a little on the chunky side. Long gone the days of paying almost $3 for a \"designer\" taco. Here, the $2.65 (before adding sour cream, of course) is totally worth the price, as the cooks in the back slab it on heavy for you. I got two carnitas tacos and they were definitely worth the price, if not a little more. Did I overlook Carne Asada on the menu? I don't think I saw it...it would have been my first choice.\n\nThe quesadilla comes wrapped up like a burrito! It's really cute until you bite into it and then it gets messy and squirty.\n\nI love it when food gets sassy.\n\nI'm a fan.\n\nI will enjoy this place even more once they get some beers through their doors.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f2_ORdto2MUlxp6-LlmKgg", "date": "2012-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kN4G16gKKAwDHTXnoYXYig", "text": "Cheaper than chipotle or la burrita, more local-ish, faster than the one on college. The All Meat burrito is a revelation, something to be cherished, but not taken lightly. Two meals would best be made of that thing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2011-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KNeFyluYjRtmqrmfj1peDQ", "text": "Dry.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Q0JEKCz1enNV6jFVEmdKlg", "date": "2011-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kX1pHCgxvSKa0yVqPxdkeA", "text": "Really wish they would serve a breakfast burrito. . .Gordo, hear my cry!\n\nOther than the lack of eggy-chorizo breakfast burrito yummies, Gordo is a standard burrito place, with a few notable plusses. \n\nThe upsides:\n* Their carnitas is super-yummy, and they chop up a huge chunk right before your eyes when you order a carnitas burrito. La Burrito on Durant doesnt even OFFER carnitas- how can they still call themselves a tacqueria? \n* Love that in addition to pico de gallo, they offer pureed salsas in your burrito. \n* Order avocado- they add quite a bit! Such a bargain. \n\nThe downsides:\n*Pureed salsas don't add quite enough moisture to the burrito, largely because\n* they put too much rice in their burritos. My advice is to order with 1/2 rice. \n\n\nPlus, it's right downstairs from my apartment, so how can I resist? It's pretty good, and they are SO very convenient.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GN5l17b-uAsJV3sYL4L7WA", "date": "2011-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LJGrY6T_pWwqMSftD9oVXw", "text": "The bean and cheese here is better than the bean and cheese from Los Primos. Didn't think I'd ever say that but i think it's true. \n\nWay better than La Burrita and obviously better than Chipotle.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xw169Oj-TXmIMligYWS7pA", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lW17f1UryH4nd4SLibhEhw", "text": "I ALWAYS get the quesadilla.  Trust me, it's delicious.  Get the flour tortilla, add the guac and pico de gallo, and get your fav meat - I prefer chile verde.  Highlights every ingredient and just as filling as a burrito.  ~$5.  Just be careful, it can get messy.\n\n5 stars for the quesadilla.  4 stars overall.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q6v0wfvu9N3JnFVIt8PUUQ", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LwaPIlb9RucOmDcyjmhxzQ", "text": "For a while I was trying to find a decent burger place, and somehow ended up here.\n\nStill, I don't regret my purchase. The employee's are relatively new and sort of fumbled around with my order (one of them accidentally dropped green hot sauce on the rice in front of me; didn't really seem to matter). But the carne asada burrito was good, and when I mean good, I mean that meat was awesome. It was juicy, and tender.\n\nSeriously. Let's pause here--I want to emphasize how good that carne asada was. Far better than anything I've tasted at Chipotle.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VrWSCcH2CigZtlz_zc1ioQ", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mArP6alkHkmHgcnypumiWQ", "text": "Go here for authentic Mexican fast food. Their grilled chicken burritos are my favorite, the rice and beans taste like they would at my parents house, not like they came from a can/box. Also, slightly cheaper than Chipotle if you don't add sour cream/guac.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P9D0oyIduE2g8LpgsrfgZw", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mCPJmh6EviW3hRF5f5XpBg", "text": "Gordo has good quality and delicious food for cheap. I particularly like their chicken quesadilla with rice, beans, pico and hot sauce. The melted cheese, crispy tortilla hold everything together nicely. Most items are $5 or under.\n\nThe new location is in a great spot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a5c_t_xDXV_ihPT6ua21vg", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MvhkxABjihoGQF-0d5LCrg", "text": "This is my preferred taqueria on the telegraph area. The burritos have quite a bit more flavor and character than la Burrita, and especially Chipotle. My personal favorite is getting no rice, and half meat, half vegetables. It's a decently healthy meal! (I recommend the refried beans with it). The horchata is also quite delicious and cheap.\n\nAnother thing, try their corn quesadillas. They're totally unlike normal quesadillas; more like tacos. It's a thick corn tortilla, grilled and then filled with meat, cheese, etc. I haven't had anything quite like it at other taquerias, and it's very good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AsD5seybLgfPndqitCENzQ", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nf3VO1IvzV27QPh_lefgeg", "text": "Quite tasty and fresh burrito.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ISLn2eHQzr--ANBO2G_ncg", "date": "2011-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ngSRsfVYbqPZZ2qKixWzyQ", "text": "I'm at a solid 3.5. Haha.\n\nTheir carne asada (beef) is well seasoned, and not too dry or salty. Some other places in the bay seem to have that problem.. When you pay extra for guac, you really get an ABUNDANT amount. Haha. So it could be bit overwhelming, but regardless the regular burrito was good. Their burritos are fairly cheap as well. Nice seating area in the place, and has a style similar to Chipotle.. just a bit more authentic.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_-9h8TOFMW4AGnVPWbqbIw", "date": "2012-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NWKob3b0P0ZAuzKJFuN_tg", "text": "The restaurant itself was nice, with a good amount of seating, and the people working there were nice. The food itself wasn't that great. I had a chicken burrito, and it was just bland tasting. I was only given rice, black beans, chicken, and barely any pico de gallo. I mean, I understand that I'm only paying like $4 for this burrito, but I really expected it to be more tasty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OeaFHKoa-tuTtoJuVd2cHw", "text": "Oh great usurper. Gordo is now the go-to spot for my near-daily burrito fix. Only one criticism: the hot sauce is kind of underwhelming. Here's a tip though. Always get a super burrito. The regular sizes are maybe an average of 50 cents cheaper even though they're so much smaller.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RdvF0neSwkZUwMrNHMGkrQ", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p2XmivX5pWXmbxv1jvw2Hg", "text": "Recommended by a co-worker, I had really never noticed this place even though I have been living just 2 block away from it for over a year now. \n\nCan't say I regret it.\n\nGordo's isn't all that great, but then again if you like Chipotle, then you'll like Gordo's. They offer a simple selection of meats for your tacos and burritos, but not as authentic as I like my mexican taquerias to be. \n\nI got the super burrito, which I soon learned wasn't really all that \"super\", I mean...its just bigger. Still have to fork over the extra $ to have guacamole and sour cream. No, thanks.\n\nTheir selection of salsa is...umm...well, they dont have one. They only offer their green mild salsa and thats it. Being a guy who loves mexican food largely because of the assortments of salsas mexican cuisine is known for, you would think a taqueria would have more than one. \n\nMy advice, walk the extra block and eat at La Burrita.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XtI7WaGDPvJU5yZKhen-DA", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PxW6IBfuhs7MoRkuZ1Y8tQ", "text": "I came to gordo's with some friends last tuesday and chose here because they told me this place was better than la burrito. although i dont agree and still think la burrito is better, this place does give large portions and it ended up becoming my left overs. i thought my burrito was pretty dry and not juicy at all, so i might have to come another time to give this place a second try before i made any decisions. this service is really fast and i came at a time when there was no line at all.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HrEpgPNa2QY2fgymcaDxoQ", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qyOarBaLFeoGDJgipeiVzg", "text": "I didn't know there was a Gordo on College until one opened up here on Telegraph. When this place opened, the line was out the door during the entire first week, and I finally had an opportunity to see what I was missing.\n\nGordo offers Mexican food at CHEAP prices. The plates are the best deal as they come with tortillas (enough to make 4 tacos) and then you still have leftovers to just eat by themselves for less thatn $6.00. The ingredients are so much better than Chipotle down the street. Not only that, but for burritos, these guys actually give you more than just a ton of filler rice and beans like Chipotle. I normally don't choose chicken since chicken is cheaper than beef, but the chicken here is clearly better so I would highly recommend it. \n\nThe people working at Gordo are super nice too. I wish the place was a little bigger and the people behind the counter were quicker though. I would definitely come here again, especially for the plate and the tacos.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rjt78mq5LlaShQbJ1t29bA", "text": "Only tried this place because of a family members craving... Mmmmmmm it was ok.\nI got a super chicken burrito that just screamed blah. Now, I'm already skeptical of trying new Mexican/Taqueria places because it's usually a hit or miss situation, like here. But giving the benefit of a doubt  I did try a piece of my son's carnitas meat and THAT was pretty decent. All I know is of the 6 of us who got burritos here 3 of us were not impressed. I WILL say you get a decent amount at a very fair price. But hey don't take MY word for it!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "S6pXBke0CPSTODkgAGn3gA", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RmAENZj72QofPWcLJd4dkg", "text": "Really not the best place to get Mexican cuisine. I guess I'm not terribly disappointed.\n\nDecor and Service: Seemed pretty clean. Service is pretty bad. The employees making the burritos really didn't want to answer the simplest questions and get us through the line even though there were only 2 behind us. Pretty much bottom tier in this aspect.\n\nFood: I got the all-meat super burrito, which was probably the size of the smallest chipotle burrito I've ever gotten. The burritos are pretty tiny, I could've easily eaten two of them, and it came out to around $7. Definitely not impressed with portions. As for flavor, it was just o.k. There was very little guacamole and cheese, and the burrito oozed the meat water. The least they could have done is drain it, especially because it tasted incredibly salty. The tortilla absorbed the water and tasted soggy. \n\nVerdict: Would rather go for Chipotle even if I'm sacrificing authenticity.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2011-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T_6LxxSnyNCE4c-V6YvYFQ", "text": "This place was really good! I got a chicken quesadilla but although it was yummy, the presentation wasn't all that great. The quesadilla ended up being all soggy because of the tomato salsa they add. I was also hungry within 2 hours I had eaten. Next time I shall order something more filling and without that tomato salsa.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TUySB8l6ObISUvj38IMhkg", "text": "The southside of the Berkeley Campus area lacks an adequate amount of Mexican food, so Gordo Taqueria is a frequent and convenient choice for many Cal Students. The only items I have tried are the burritos and the plates. The burritos are heavy (if you get the super burrito - if you get the normal-sized, it's just right). \n\nOverall, the burritos are good. The warm rice, beans, meat, and cheese make a delightful comfort food. Also, the salsa that they put in the burritos is tasty. Also, the plate comes with not one, but TWO tortillas! Made me super happy!\n\nThe sauted vegetables that they put in the veggie burrito/plate are completely tasteless and often undercooked. I also thought that it was kind of weird that, as a taqueria, they do not have lettuce. Also, the Horchata is disgusting and has a weird aftertaste. \n\nAll in all, a good place for quick Mexican food on southside. A good vacation from Chipotle.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jM7-fDGPB0QM8jtM7JMszg", "date": "2012-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TZE6887EYg7SPIbL89xEEQ", "text": "I have many fond memories of Gordo.  When I used to watch movies at the Four Star, I'd forgo the popcorn, grab a veggie burrito at Gordo, and watch the latest Hong Kong import.  The Gordo on College was the only taqueria I'd go to regularly in the east bay.  Now that I'm back in the bay, I get to Gordo's again, especially since they've opened shop near the Berkeley campus.  Nostalgia is a funny thing.  It has the power to seduce you into romanticizing about the past because I remember their burritos being much better than they actually are (at least as they are now).  After having a couple of burritos there, I'm surprised by how their food is an explosion of murky flavors.  There's nothing really distinct or special, other than that they are filling and reasonably priced.  Maybe if I move out of the area again, I'll start remembering Gordo more fondly.  As of now, it's just another burrito...not the worst, not the best, but they'll always taste better when I don't get the chance to eat there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jHjDtFD_Rjxr95UZAG1yvw", "date": "2011-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vxE1CrpDIERDD7Qq2ygdVA", "text": "Price: Very cheap. I got the regular chicken burrito with guac & sour cream for ~$5. I also like how they have a regular and super option, for those of us that can't eat as much. Guac & sour cream are extra.\n\nFood: The chicken is very flavorful, but I don't like the beef. The rice is nicely seasoned & the tortilla is very soft.\n\nComparisons: Gordo's tastes more authentic than Chipotle. La Burrita is more of a late-night, \"dirty\" Mexican taste.\n\nService: Fast. In and out. However, I do feel like they're pretty stingy with their guac, salsa, and meat. I felt like my burrito was mostly rice - it tasted pretty dry because of that.\n\nBottom Line: I'll be eating here again when I'm craving cheap Mexican food. However, I wish they wouldn't skimp so much on the guac and chicken!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "28FZnuUJi7G9MPdwMCNyVA", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w0Jm8V7WKAHCcoNXbJPXWw", "text": "Gordo's is better than Chipotl\u00e9. Plain and simple. After a good day Beating the Clock at Bear's Lair, there's nowhere I'd rather go to satisfy my drunchies.\n\nThe burritos are (rolled) tighter than superhero spandex.\n\nFilling burritos--carnitas is my fave.\n\nThe chorizos are ok... The seating, with a criss-cross of cured leather, is a nice place to rest one's bum.\n\nI like how quick they are.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AckthJikDsJq_56DLd5_8g", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w5ftvHdVs1DYLiEMWR0-dg", "text": "If you have wheels, use them to go to a DIFFERENT Gordo's as this one is lame.  Perhaps they reduce the quality because they realize students don't demand much?  Perhaps they increase the rice because students don't mind the carbs?  Whatever the case, this is the worst Gordo's of all in the Bay Area.  Use your wheels to take you to the Albany location, or maybe even to another burrito shop ......that includes more than rice in their \"Super.\"", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iprNFgZJY2jSK7fwAONSQQ", "date": "2011-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W8Gnh_qC-0DtHhdBdvi7tg", "text": "my chicken burrito was perfect", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1PHXzWywztifZisud7v_mw", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xfvcCsANdV69KF6WRBX7mw", "text": "Gordo is a great place for Mexican food, but their service staff isn't the friendliest.  They tend to treat all customers as frequent visitors, so when I asked a question as a first-time consumer, they answered me as if I was stupid or something.\n\nThey also don't tell you what things cost extra when added to your burrito.\n\nThose negatives aside, Gordo is a quality restaurant with above-average food that I would recommend to a majority of my friends.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dNFaMKkophjzWsP-qYNokg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y36EBO4X1OYJNiwRTykUiQ", "text": "Yet another cheap but fundamentally dismal student eatery on Telegraph Ave. A cold uncomfortable place with barely ok food. I would give them more stars if they had decent salsas (it's not that hard to make a decent salsa - even I can do it) to mask the blahness of the food and gave you free  chips with your taco or burrito. But no. Nobody who works here seems the tiniest bit happy about it. Please god give to Telegraph Ave. a decent taqueria. It can't be that hard. Death to Gordo's because the person who owns this place just is not trying.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "0YXRZo0Hd2YyB2p1IeRrYA", "date": "2012-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YsvvqD-G_AhXKs8uSipNuw", "text": "You get a fat burrito for a relatively low price (~$5.50-7.80), depending on how many extras you desire.\n\nAnd unless there's a line or some ass ordering six burritos, you get your food pretty fast, usually under a minute.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CyYnNXmRoqEI93xNsOQPyg", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z0ktaIzte9boayhChO0M7A", "text": "Best priced burrito around. Thanks to my fellow yelpers, I tried the CARNITAS burrito. Best carnitas burrito ever. I can't wait to go back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4eYE4EL2GqyjEU_T3c10kQ", "date": "2012-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zkMyWKq17BOoxnRelMwozg", "text": "I'm going to say that this is the best burrito in Berkeley. I know all those San Diego kids will tell me they're absolutely gross, but I mean come on this is Northern California we're way farther from the border. \n\nI've been going to Gordo's since freshman year when they only had one on college so when this one opened up I knew I had to double the times I went to the gym since these are so good. If you're new to the area I highly suggest you make your way here at some point becasue it will probably be the best decision in your life.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yZ3aAgzw2XQYnXZEOXWMMw", "date": "2011-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zmr8_jIlyn-DGpfG1nEDLg", "text": "So they recently had a deal on campus cred where you pay $5 for $10 worth of food--aw hells yes!\n\nBrought my friend and we each got a taco (I got steak, she got carnitas). Since they are so big and come with 2 tortillas each we split the meat and switched so we could each try the different meats.\nThe carnitas are SOOO good.\n\nWe also got some chips and guac on the side...still not my fave place to get it but good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z_Vqx2WWdV2Vpqxc8Wut1g", "text": "This is a casual restaurant where you order and pay at the counter, then sit and serve yourselves. I enjoyed the crispy tacos and burritos here. When I'm feeling like eating something light, I just order 1 taco and top it with vegetables for dinner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iAL7UCb-pMcz8iah_pXTFw", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DQkgcDDwpHxP0lub5DhpHw", "text": "Burritos contain lots of meat (2,3 scoops of it), and it's also cheaper than chipotle. The meat is delicious, but the only thing I don't like is the lack of vegetables. The tortilla mixes really well with the rest of the burrito and tastes great. \n\nTL;DR; Burritos are cheap and taste great. Lack of vegetables makes me sad, but I'd pick this place over chipotle.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FamYCu5_QjjFrErftosMlA", "text": "Hey La Burrita, check out out my new friend:  Fatty's Taco Shop, as it would translate to in spanish.\n\nBy the four stars, you know the burritos are good, so I'm going to start with the sauce. They have two the verde and rojo. The thing about sauce is that it could, on its own, be amazing, but the true test comes from how well it pairs with the burrito. And lemme tell you they are like match made on match .com. lol \n\nThe tortilla is like 1 part flour, 2 parts butter, and 5 parts softness. It. It's so light, you feel like you went down a pant size. Speaking of pant size, the meat is quite tender. Make sure you ask for cheese, they melt it onto the tortilla before they add all the ingredients. \n\nSo, the one bonus over chipotle for the ladies, is that they have both super and regular burritos based on you appetite. Not to be sexist, but a majority of my lady friends usually only finish half a chipotle burrito. So this is a great alternative. Moreover, they don't serve the fake mexican,  white rice with cilantro. But rather real mexican rice with all the seasonings one would find in the la ciudad de Mexico. \n\nSo, go be a fatty and don't ever let anybody tell you that you can't have your burrito and eat it too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YgZ2O8VF_4_Gc6rJcZbJ-g", "text": "Large portions, cheap prices.  A little heavy on the salt (I get weirdly thirsty after eating their burritos) and could use some more \"fresh\" flavor for some liveliness (cilanto/lime/lettuce, etc. although their chile verde is fine on this front).  Much better than La Burrita.  The guy rolling up my burrito stuffed it so much that the tortilla split  all the way down and it was all sad and awkward.  He rolled it up in another tortilla though (double cheese!), so it was all good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZNuI3BCqAP4-e4W5sHyq2Q", "text": "Think the one on college & in the city are  still better, but maybe that's just because the other two are older and have a more authentic vibe. This one's just too clean and Chipotle-espe to seem legit. =)\n\nIt's still pretty good though. Carnitas.. yum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9VZx_NGNeiFy8m6jor5q1Q", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rjYVuidceTNQGUmjZ61KQg", "text": "Unfortunately, two stars less than before. \n\nI visited Gordo today because I was craving Mexican food. I ordered one pint of guacamole and a carnitas burrito with hot sauce. Except I could not taste the hot sauce AT ALL. AND the carnitas was not flavorful. \n\nBUT... the guacamole was absolutely divine. Maybe I should just get a guacamole burrito next time!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3aTVeGFq_s3KuGcVXCNquA", "date": "2011-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "qt2JJaXaz2FfngDR3e5oQQ", "text": "I live around the corner from this place so I had to try it out when it opened.  First trip, I had a burrito and honestly, NOT a fan.  I actually reviewed this place as 2 stars.\n\nThen, in a weak moment, I went again but tried the taco based on what I saw others ordering. THAT was the moment I started enjoying Gordo's!  Just avoid their ricey dishes, its bland and filling without a lot of taste I think.  However, if you go for more proteins, its great. A little on the heavy/greasy side, but really good. I also recommend their quesadilla's...I don't order those anywhere else, but essentially their giant versions of their taco's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o_HH_3a-XqT8EDcZc2QO3Q", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5dDYlZ-FRIn37EQtEdEnfg", "text": "Growing up in Albany, I have allegiance to Gordo's as the standard spot to get my burrito, but even though this one should be the same somehow it was not as satisfying. I asked for black beans in my burrito and when the guy who assembled my burrito put pintos in, the initial guy who took my order definitely looked me in the eye, knowing it was wrong/checking if I was paying attention, but decided not to remedy the situation if I didn't complain, which I didn't. Still, he should've at least asked me if it was okay instead of simply hoping I wouldn't notice. They also messed up my friend's order. Sounds silly, but the cleanliness and newness of the space seems unnatural and also does not agree with the small, greasy Gordo's of my childhood.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5qtI7bbOoyy_dlw1SekICQ", "text": "Do you ever walk on Telegraph Ave under the blistering sun, wishing that Peet's didn't charge almost $5 for that one freddo you really like?\n\nGordo Taqueria has agua frescas for just over a dollar, available in flavors ranging from strawberry (my personal favorite), pineapple, watermelon, and horchata (and if you're like one of my friends, you mix horchata with strawberry *barf*). The cup is also the size of  Starbucks large (you'll never make me say venti, bastards)!! Stay thirsty my friends.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tfPC1SmIhXUTZLKMMo9jgQ", "date": "2012-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pDKcF22eBLDJBbI7-5e7mQ", "text": "From now on, I am going to Gordo instead of Chipotle. I like how they offer two sizes, regular and super-burrito (which is like your big Chipotle burrito). Sometimes you just don't want to stuff yourself with a huge burrito, so the smaller one is a good option. \n\nBesides that, Gordo is slightly cheaper than Chipotle and the flavors are more authentic. I've had excellent chili verde and carnitas burritos.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mBgtkwwpwHUlQRQ2IVqrIQ", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QtFvMRdZnOilxduUUmFC4g", "text": "Now that they've opened up a location on Telegraph, this has become my go to burrito place in Berkeley.\n\nThe super burritos are gigantic and are definitely worth 5 bucks. I usually get carnitas with everything, including sour cream and guac. I think it's kinda weird how they apply the cheese, putting a block of it on the tortilla before it gets steamed, but it works. \n\nI've never ordered the tacos, but they look gigantic. Also, I've had many recommendations for the all meat burrito. \n\nI've eaten here 3 days in a row before, so worth it. \n\nThere are no legit, SD style mexican places in berkeley, but this hits the spot when youre craving a big burrito.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t0oG_WsVBJSKS5DQtStK-A", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "va_K75laz5IOrCCgeGYy1w", "text": "Finally. You'd think that Berkeley would have had a good burrito spot sometime earlier this century. Detractors, don't even bother. La Burrita is the height of mediocrity, and Chipotle barely counts as Mexican food. Mario's sucks, and it was still better than most. Gordo is cheap, delicious (HOT SAUCE), quick, and close to campus. Win on all counts.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Kv8hO7YhNiiGiJtfMBb68g", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XfjEtEr_TwS9Fuq8FDxwQA", "text": "Service: 4\nTaste: 5\nQuality: 5\nVariety: 3\nPrice: $5-10\nRecommend to a friend: Yes\n\nGordo's is still open! Yay! I've tried their burritos, but I am a super fan of their quesadillas. With carnitas, if you can eat pork. Otherwise, their chicken is pretty good too. You can also grab a Jarritos (Mexican soda) -- my favorite flavor is limon.\n\nSo where do I even start about their quesadillas.... Be aware that you will be eating a lot of calories. They put a slice of white cheese on a tortilla and then begin to fry it with some oil on the grill. This melts the cheese and gives the tortilla a crisp on the outside. I get the carnitas (super flavorful!) with tomato salsa and the hot salsa. You can get sour cream and guacamole for extra $ but I think it's sufficient without it. Please use a knife and fork when eating this quesadilla. It's basically made for knife and fork usage. But also make sure not to eat the foil under it, as you'll find yourself scarfing this bad boy down in a flash.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G8awp6mo4GGVz0y4iO7h4w", "date": "2011-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zc5pZ2JVs4ktYAJQ7SIC3A", "text": "First off, I created a Yelp account just to give this place a bad review. \nIll start off by telling you that the workers are terrible. They slopped beans and tomato salsa on my burrito before I could tell them that I didn't want either. On top of being difficult to hear and understand, the workers seem frustrated and peeved when you ask too many questions. But it is hard not to ask questions since their method of applying cheese to the burrito is completely unprecedented. They melt cheese slices onto the tortilla unlike every other Mexican restaurant the sprinkles grated cheese into the burrito. In addition, they meat (I've tried the dried-out beef, and the salty, oily carnitas) has little flavor, if any. Instead, you have to rely on their hot sauce, which too lacks much flavor and spice. \nUltimately, your left with a bad-tasting burrito, and poor customer service that tastes even worse.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "TGq8qD67iGaA2n_SwwFAIA", "date": "2011-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6JSPtNvPDxRDzfOmas2w6Q", "text": "I have been to every Gordo. I like them all. I suppose this one isn't the best. Why isn't it the best? I don't know. Maybe because I ate here alone.\n\nWhat is good about Gordo? The tortilla isn't like chewing on shoe leather, for starters. In fact, it's perfect: fat slices of cheese are melted into the tortilla, vacuum-sealing all of the warm contents within, presenting a burrito with the consistency of a banana. \n\nI will say this: I am not a college student. I am thirty-two god darn years old. I was in downtown Berkeley purely on accident.\n\nMy reason for writing this review for this particular Gordo -- and not the Gordo on College -- is because of the precise location of this Gordo:\n\nIf you are in downtown Berkeley and you are even thinking about going to the Chipotle across the street from Gordo, you should probably go to a psychiatrist first. Then you should probably go back to school -- there's a fairly nice one of those a few blocks away.\n\nYay!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "THXW5I78vzdTuw7iI2HjJw", "date": "2011-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nfWgq9frVqo--eVBZR_yIA", "text": "Maybe I dont know what real burritos are suppose to taste like but I wasnt too impressed with Gordos. I guess I am used to all the stuff that comes in chipotle burritos, so I found Gordos to be missing something (the sour cream that I didnt want to pay extra for, or maybe the extra lettuce and corn I always ask for at chipotle) \n\nThe guacamole texture was funny. I would find huge chunks of avocado and random huge chunks of tomato and onion. I prefer the onion and tomato to be diced and evenly mixed in.\n\nThe meat was soaked in what looked like water so it didnt look very appetizing or fresh. \n\nI got the super burrito thinking I could take half of it home since according to some reviewers, I could split it in half with another person. I didnt find it that big, and only took less than 1/4 home which I ate as a snack later. \n\nOverall, I wasnt too impressed so I'll stick to chipotle when I am looking for a burrito. I might come back to try the quesadillas and tacos", "stars": 3, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MzTRQ2V4nOvaFcs9U-lyOw", "text": "YUM!\n\nI just got back from visiting my friends and this was one of the places they took me. They obviously are obsessed with this place, as their dog is named...Gordo. Fantastic, reasonably priced burritos. Everything tasted super fresh and I loved the selection of tortillas. After hiking around campus for a few hours, the burrito definitely hit the spot. I went with the carnitas, which the burrito maker chopped up fresh in front of me. \n\nIf I'm in the area again, I will be stopping by!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zgyRq_om9J8eu54GUgBMzw", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ctNcQL1g1vXLUIPn6B_G1g", "text": "Gordo's is great! I've never really been a fan of Chipotle's (perhaps I just don't know how best to furnish my burritos, but I find theirs bland and unappetizing, albeit filling), but I love the strong burst of savory flavor that Gordo's supplies. I usually order a carnitas burrito with guacamole here and have not yet regretted my decision. I hadn't noticed until reading some other comments, but it's true that your server doesn't use gloves. However, the food is very efficiently prepared and wrapped, and I'm sure it's not a big issue in any case. Of course, the price is quite nice, as well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rx4e5tC2szM5Qj18nhzB5Q", "date": "2011-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vnoplYeBnQpTEvHaaRKrgg", "text": "I've been to two Gordo locations: College and Telegraph. The winner of the two? Might just have to be this place. \n\nI actually thought there was a line out the door that extended to the end of the block but it turns out that line was for Melt. I'm glad there's a location here because it's easy for those who are on their way to campus or just shopping nearby. \n\nI ordered two crispy carne asada tacos with everything on top. Please just try this one! The shell isn't as crispy as your thinking at Taco Bell, but of course, this is freshly made crispy! The biggest down fall of this place is the cost. But the fact that they give you generous portions make up for it somewhat. Seating is plentiful not like the limited seating you find on College but you can always just grab and go. It's small enough to just eat out of your hand, but it might get a little messy. My biggest concern is the price. Two crispy tacos cost more than one super burrito. So I'm starting to reconsider my options next time. \n\nI'll be coming back around here if I get that mexican food craving again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5ZhwDuvwhghCYFKTrH_kDA", "date": "2012-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZkOkaHRH9C5BG5REndGBWg", "text": "filling burritos\nless flavor than chipotle\nbut also costs less", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Fd1llC9GwigoSX_qGhPog", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "44NsZEAZ0XYutB-iIiWJGA", "text": "I didn't know Gordo was on Telegraph. Therefore, I was pleasantly surprised this morning when running into one. Forget the pizza, I want a burrito!\n\nThe (black) bean and cheese with sour cream, cheese and guacamole has always been my favorite. Add hot sauce and I was a happy camper.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U0UrH7pRoqtnXN8cLUaBkA", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6csPshcYLK-B3rdwbVhAeg", "text": "YUUUUUM. 4.5 stars\n\nThis place is a great alternative for people living on southside of Berkeley and are sick of always getting La Burrita (whose burritos are meh) and Chipotle (which I still get random cravings for sometimes, but definitely can't have more than once a week). \n\nI got the Super Beef Burrito and it was sooo good. You get so much steak and the burrito is huge! It's also very reasonably priced at around $5-6 dollars. Inside, there's way more seating than there is at Chipotle or La Burrita. There's also many kinds of salsa on the side (I'm quiiiite a sucker for salsa.)\n\nHmm I wonder if they have loyalty/membership cards here? That would definitely draw me away from the other burrito places...hehe.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aR4CuW9T90slHRloRft_IA", "text": "In my opinion, this place definitely gives some competition to both La Burrita and Chipotle.  Its in the same general area, and the target audience for all three is broke college students.  Gordo's accomplishes a difficult feat:  it's extremeley quick, affordable, and tasty.  In terms of speed, this place is like an assembly line for burritos; you walk in and order and pay at the front, with most patrons opting for togo.  Their seating area is limited.  Its very affordable.  For just north of five dollars, you can get a loaded burrito including specialties like guac or sour cream.  Now, in my opinion, this place trumps both Chipotle and La Burrita in taste.  Maybe its just because their turnover rate is so quick, but I feel like the meats always taste substantially richer in flavor and freshness.  Also, Chipotle has almost an 'Americanized' Mexican flavor feel to it, while I would compare Gordo's taste to the taco trucks in downtown LA.\n\nPROTIP:  Get the burrito bowl!  Huge portions and you can save it for later if you don't finish.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bzSK3_RDMjH0zDEvontoOQ", "text": "5 Stars, 2 enthusiastic thumbs up! Best burritos EVER!! Highly recommend Gordo's.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vaQPHmzVAxOGNEtG3YLqjQ", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Ceabrjv3DqFQnaLLc9Yi-Q", "text": "Came here twice, once when I first saw it and once with my friend who is absolutely obsessed with this place (he basically wet himself when I texted him that one had opened close to UC campus). \n\nThere isn't really a better way to describe this place other than Big Cheap Burrito or \"BCB.\"\n\n- BIG: The super burritos are very large. They will fill you up. Even if you are very hungry. YAY!\n- CHEAP: The normal burrito is 5 bucks, the super is around 6. If this isn't cheap, then I don't know what is.\n- BURRITO: It's what you usually eat at Mexican Taquerias.\n\nbonus: the chairs don't make you feel like a giant sitting on a child's stool as they aren't ridiculously tiny and old and saggy like the ones at the College Ave. Gordo's. (but if you're into that kind of thing you should go there instead).\n\nOverall: solid burrito, don't expect anything fancy or gourmet, but you really won't be disappointed here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2011-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "A-zestz8NMvVbcseg61ygw", "text": "A good, cheap(er) burrito. A regular burrito here does not come with sour cream, cheese, or guacamole, which each cost about $.50 extra, so you get a smaller burrito (compared to other burritos around Berkeley) for a cheaper price. Still a deal, and still a decently large meal.\n\nTaste is great! The meat is tender and the tortilla really molds around the contents of the burrito, preventing the insides from falling out and loosening while eating.  I love that the burrito is completely warm and fully \"melted\" on all sides.You really get a uniform, well-mixed taste throughout the burrito, instead of chomping on some lettuce for a bit before finally discovering the meat later. I wish their salsa had more taste, but I only tried mild and medium.\n\nService is efficient, though they workers don't really smile or make an effort to. The restaurant itself is just okay; there are always a few flies flying around the entrance, but other than that everything is pretty well kept. NOTE: seats are a little hard to sit in, they are more like woven backless stools\n\nWILL I come back: yes!\nWHEN will I come back: when I'm not too hungry but want something cheesy, meaty, and filling\nWHAT will I do differently: get spicier salsa...if I dare :O\n\nNOTE: the reason I give Gordo's 4 stars not 3 is because their flexible ordering system allows you to order a cheaper burrito with the minimum burrito contents, but also allows you to order more for more money. EXAMPLE:  Chipotle has a set price for their burritos, so you feel obligated to get everything in your burrito to make it worth your money, even if you aren't that hungry. I enjoy the flexibility at Gordo's", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5fSUbTL5n8BBqPwCQA70g", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TurRC-B-mofO2RZ-ujeNnA", "text": "Summary based on 1 visit at this location and a zillion visits at other Berkeley/Albany locations:\n--great ! carnitas regular burrito.  Maybe it was toward the end of the day, but the carnitas was the best ever.\n--good service with guys I recognized from other locations.  Cashier was new, but fine.\n--terrible Telegraph parking\n--bathrooms!\n--large dining area", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0PGQWRDjFDhvnGkipBG_wQ", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XA_ie8igFsJwo9WfoBr-zA", "text": "My friends told me about the new opening here after I returned from break. I decided to try it out with no expectations, really. I ordered the steak burrito which was slightly filling. It was pretty cheap; my regular burrito came out to $4.77. This is one of the few Mexican restaurants that I've came across that doesn't give you free chips! Even the ghetto Mexican burrito place in Bear's Lair gives you complimentary chips for free!\n\nOverall, the restaurant is nice and  fairly clean. How long will that last? I don't know. Situated on Telegraph, I wouldn't imagine it to last. There were already fruit flies flying around. As others have mentioned, there are bathrooms!\n\nIf I was in the mood for a burrito, my ranking goes as followed (for south of campus):  1. Cafe Durant 2. Chipotle 3. La Burrita 4. Gordo 5. Panchos (check my Panchos review for why Panchos is ranked so low).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2sKvON3YU5o59Z_N1vzsJw", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1odLgw54FuFJkEaiffIOGA", "text": "Gordo's is the best burrito near campus.\n\nYes, my fellow Cal Bears. I mean better than La Burrita and Chipotle. The burritos are not so small that they're not filling, yet not too big that they fall apart and cause a mess. More importantly, they taste amazing. Gordo never fails to remind me of being home in the city. It's a classic example of The San Francisco Burrito.\n\nI usually just get a regular (or Super, if I'm feeling extra ambitious) chicken burrito. Unlike Chipotle, Gordo melts a slice of cheese onto the tortilla instead of just sprinkling it in along with the other ingredients. Trust me, that alone makes a world of difference. And don't forget to get an agua fresca or horchata with your burrito!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GYloik8l3P-6WRu4SpyANw", "date": "2012-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KohY49xTiqzWjpLVPNskzg", "text": "Typically, I'm not a HUGE Mexican food fan- kind of blasphemous for a SoCal girl-- but I really loved this place!\n\nFirst of all, I was surprised that I'd never heard of it, especially since it's located so close to campus (Channing & Telegraph). The burritos are pretty decently priced and you get a good amount for what you pay for! And aside from the practicality, the food is downright delicious! I ordered the Beef Burrito, which was chock full of steak, beans and guacamole. Love it so much that I might drop by and get the Super Beef Burrito next time!\n\nMy only complaint is that it's a little difficult to order. I don't know if it was just me, but the servers are really hard to understand (and they speak so gosh darn FAST!).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "CIf54A1zRDZH44wnIC9rpA", "text": "Oh Gordo's you are so good! Although you fill me up and make me feel like a little gordita when I leave, I love you oh so much!\n\nThis taqueria is by far THE best one in Berkeley. From their veggie, to chicken, carnitas, chile verde burritos and quesadillas, it's all mouth watering and scrumptious. You won't leave a crumb on your plate, I can guarantee that.\n\nNot only are they inexpensive, you get a great sized portion, even if you just get a regular size. They have delicious horchata (try some!) and they do take credit cards. Their location is very convenient, right on Telegraph, there is plenty of seating inside, staff is smiling and friendly, and you can order in or take it to go.\n\nps- try their guacamole, it's amazing!\npss- Hey Gordo's, you know how you could get me love you even more than I already do?....get a sauce bar! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WSaXBx-Zei0Nq-9_8U6juQ", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "7ObTKxRWykJmzRxVbpIA6g", "text": "Gordo's lives up to anyone's expectations for a Mexican Taqueria. The food is cheap and tasty, and the place is kept very clean. You can eat here for dirt cheap by ordering a super burrito for $6 and splitting it with a buddy. Throw in some chips, and you've got a filling meal for $3 bucks a piece! \n\nGordo's is a nice addition to the UC Berkeley Southside, and all my college buddies and I are raving about finally having a good quality Mexican Taqueria. This place is always a joy to have a meal at, and I've yet to leave unsatisfied.  Also, the place is very quick to prepare your food, so it's the perfect place to stop in if you're starving! Enjoy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8FsBrVA9JkD0Z35J4lFfYQ", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "kyNVSk4A1br6wDqtHgyS3g", "text": "I'm like'n Jennifer W.s' Yelp, so I stopped off at Gordo's on my way home from campus.\n\nGordo's is a welcome addition to \"Tele.\" Nice and clean without the weird chairs that haunt the College Ave store. [Updated: Same weird chairs, just new & not sagging]. The bathroom is spank'n clean too and let's all hope it stays that way. Since the majority of food is eaten by hand, this is important. The tables have plenty of napkins so you can wipe your \"mug\" with a clean one after each bite!\n\nGordo's is always consistent, not matter what store you choose. It's not Cancun, it's not Picante, it's better than Chipotle, it's not a health risk like another taqueria up the street, and you don't spend $8-10 for your food and fountain soda. Quick and tasty, the $5 reg. burritos are always a value.\n\nThe only competition will be on Tuesday Taco Night at Larry Blakes and it's only because they have a liquor license.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "qy89y9OCGz6rLPa0cCibrw", "text": "GORDO OPENING! All the same food from your favorite location, except in a clean, brightly-lit, and contemporary-looking building at 2404 Telegraph Avenue. There are a good amount of small tables for seating. There are restrooms here too! Not too many staffed, but probably because school is not in session.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "s3aJzSKD-tBGR0MNGw_sDw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "LY72YaUIHzr8ykUwEeu1-Q", "text": "There's something about coming here that just doesn't feel right.\n\nIt's probably the fact that I'm still conflicted because my original Gordo is the one on Geary in the city, but since my brother doesn't live in the Richmond District anymore, there's no real reason for me to go out there except for nostalgia's sake, so instead, I go to the 9th Avenue Gordo.  That's fine--and I actually like being in that one better, even though ain't nothing like the real thing, baby; you never forget your first time; I'd rather live in his world/Than live without him in mine; etc. etc.  (And no, I'm not gay.  Sorry, guys.)\n\nSo I'm further conflicted because this is a new Berkeley Gordo.  The original Berkeley one, which I hope still exists, is on College; and I've never been there.  But I kind of want to go because Patty P. wrote some interesting things about it, and I miss Patty P.  She hasn't written a review in so long.\n\nBut the Gordo on Telegraph.  It's a spectacular Gordo, really.  The food, ordering, and preparation are exactly what you've come to expect and love.  And even though the people working here weren't any of the regulars I recognize at both the Geary and 9th Avenue locations, they have similar builds.  It must be all that free or discounted carne asada.\n\nThe seating area is huge.  I took mine to go, so I didn't get to experience it, but it was strangely empty even though it was 12:45 and there were a bunch of people out enjoying the beautiful summer day.\n\nSo Berkeley does have decent burritos, and if I really want one, it's not that far from work.  OK, maybe it is, but I'm really lazy, so it's not.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2011-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "038qxk3uCadpCjotWNB0Eg", "text": "First off, I'm not a vegetarian, but my parents are, and I've had my fair share of vegetarian \"meat\". Having said that, I was very curious to try the burgers here at Saturn because this place is famous for serving all vegetarian (and some vegan) food. I love the atmosphere of the restaurant; waiters are extremely friendly and down-to-earth, the decorations were hip and although I saw glitter and pink everywhere, it wasn't kitschy at all. After our meal the manager/owner also came by to chat with us for a bit, even though the place was really busy (we came for lunch on a Friday).\n\nNow, the food: I got the guacamole burger and my sister got the california burger. Both were DELICIOUS. I got a cup of tomato bisque with mine, and it was thick, creamy and really filling. The sweet/tartness of the soup balanced my guacamole burger really well. The burgers come open-faced so you have to put your two sides together. Mine had heaps of salsa and guacamole so I had to spread it out with a knife before I could layer it all together. The combination is great! The patty reminded me of chicken, even though the texture was very soft and tofu-like. We were both too full after our meal but we'll be back to try the desserts! They open until midnight so if I'm craving something sweet I know where to go, haha.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ERqra0QEE0DSRlCstKyEZQ", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0xtzwzxAsn-KsdzOzI16Mw", "text": "Drove in on a rainy weekday for a 1pm lunch. Snagged the first two hour parking spot I saw on Allston way, which is a few blocks away. The parking spots closer are 90 minutes or less. \n\nWe were seated promptly but the service was slow. It was a quiet afternoon and there was only one spacey server. The short server's response to a question about a special was, \"I'm not sure, it's a new special.\" Hmm. It's part of your job to know what your restaurant is serving isn't it? And if not, maybe be proactive and at least offer to ask the chef? \n\nOrdered up a vegan cheeseburger and the portobello sandwich with tomato soup. Food was ok. The portobello sandwich comes in strips instead of a full uncut mushroom so be prepared for a structurally unstable sandwich. I recommend cutting in half before attempting to pick up and eat so you're not chasing food with your mouth. Vegan cheeseburger nothing special. \n\nSpacey waitress charged the wrong price for my \"special.\" I just deducted from her tip rather than explain math to her.  \n\nNot really worth going out of my way for, but if I'm in the area it's a safe vegan/vegetarian option.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QPpPIMxWWDAWP376voLWtw", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1XCVokPyiAYX9JtMsMZURw", "text": "Comfort food at it's best. An old school (vegetarian) diner, complete with a full breakfast/brunch, lunch and dinner menu that includes burger, fries, and decadent milkshakes (most things can be made Vegan).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i63-jKpS6q8U-R-JkPFrhA", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2YoqWynL4KVzLi-hDw7OWQ", "text": "This place took me back to my childhood, when I enjoyed the Jetstones while I ate a superb club sandwich. I loved the decor and the full vegetarian menu. Service is still inexperienced but friendly, I'm sure they will improve over time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_dC3wEoq02Op4lCyzYXSZg", "date": "2010-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2ZTWwCvqL3Jo1T-8clw8CQ", "text": "Good vegetarian/vegan place with a great selection and enjoyable food. A friend of mine was visiting the area and so I decided to take her here.\n\nAtmosphere: straight up out of a 50s diner. It's adorable. The booths have themed decorations - ours was a picnic table =). When the host sat us, he was like \"Do you know who Sarah Silverman is? Well, she sat at this table last night.\" Good to know, man.\n\nFood: My friend ordered the Vegan Banana Walnut Pancakes and I opted for the \"Chicken\" Avocado Sandwich with Fakin' Bacon. My sandwich was tasty but nothing too amazing - I applaud them for really good veggie meat though! The thin cut fries are really delicious and crispy as well - and they give you A LOT of it, which is cool. My friend enjoyed her pancakes, and although I didn't try them, they looked good and HUGE. About $10 a plate isn't bad for what you're getting either.\n\nService: Service was average. The day I went, however, the computer shutdown and they were only taking cash, which is out of their control. \n\nOverall: It's a nice casual place to get some good vegetarian and vegan food, and I'd recommend it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3jgQWBlbyqqrhkph_3_ziQ", "text": "What a fun and funky place to grab a bite to eat! Pretty decent food, but don't order too many dishes - portions are huge (and vegan doesn't necessarily mean \"healthy\"). Enjoyed the nacho fries and the milkshakes. Would recommend this place to anyone and look forward to bringing friends/family/visitors here in the future.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "shGBQEP5KVFNLnYy3H2Dwg", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3JWC5GJg9ZSaW9K_kYkFDQ", "text": "I've stopped here for dessert a couple of times and they always seem to be out of something I want. Mostly the mud pie, I think. The one time I managed to get the mud pie, I thought it was rather small but pretty good. The milkshakes and fries are still pretty standard, too. Food's still okay. \n\nThe service, though, has definitely gotten worse, I think... I've sat on sticky seats, and one time I went they didn't even have enough menus? We sat around with no menus for a good ten minutes. When we finally flagged down a waitress for a menu, she was kind of rude about it too, not apologetic at all. I don't know what happened so I can't sympathize, but I was pretty annoyed regardless!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2SBxCX9cDzrLVdSweCQrXQ", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3sS8NqCHdh_hgNe6qaQElA", "text": "I was so excited when I found out Saturn had opened in Berkeley. I've been there numerous times, solo and with friends (veg and non-veg). I've eaten at this location numerous times in recent months.\n\nPros:\n\n - selection of vegetarian and vegan options\n - ice cream (vegan and dairy options)! \n - open late\n - downtown Berkeley location is convenient to access via transit\n - portobello mushroom burger with fries is delicious.\n - even when they've seemed busy, I haven't had to wait for a table\n - wait staff are always friendly\n- service is usually prompt\n\n\nCons\n\n- too much soy: the majority of entrees have some form of soy protein (not necessarily tofu). It's unnecessary and makes eating out very difficult for the increasing number of us who have soy allergies.\n\n- they aren't set up to answer questions about ingredients (for example, when trying to avoid certain foods due to allergies). The staff are friendly and very willing to try to find out, but there doesn't seem to be an ingredient list readily available for all the entrees.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gjA61PsIVpxXzdmPiTSCnA", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4dfH9h_Lk-VVwFRBQPeWRA", "text": "Hard to beat a vegetarian diner.  Sometimes I just want regular food without the animal products.  \nFakin' Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich.  Muffinator (a veg version of the McD breakfast muffin sandwich).  Salads and club sandwiches.  Good basic diner fare without the meat.\nThe service can be a bit relaxed.  Portions are generous.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CO8LSMeF1cyEno-9vCOipQ", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4dPuK1rAdyrOc68JTFt7_A", "text": "I didn't get to buy the CampusCred deal last semester for Saturn Cafe since I didn't know about it. But my friend from Harvard visited me during her spring break yesterday and I chose Saturn Cafe because I got a 20% off card from the PLAYGreen Festival and I wanted to eat vegetarian food. \n\nUpon entrance, you'll feel a fusion of Mel's Drive-in and pink. That's a pretty good way to describe it. The dining room wasn't full but we still had to wait to be seated. Our server was really kind and patient. It took us a bit of time to familiarize with the menu items. I've never ordered from a full vegetarian/vegan menu. I was choosing between the jalopeno burger and the space cowboy. I decided on the jalopeno burger with steak fries. My friend got one of the omelette with garlic potatoes and toast. \n\nThe food took a while to cook so we chatted for a bit. There is free wi-fi but you have to ask the server for the password. Our server gave us the wrong password and I had to ask another for the correct one. Weird how neither AirBears nor at&t wi-fi from Starbucks reaches Saturn Cafe even though I can access AirBears at the ACTransit bus stop on Shattuck and Allston. The wi-fi access is valid for one hour. \n\nThe food finally came and mine looked pretty appetizing. I was finally going to eat some imitation meat. It was tasty, yet messy since it was a tall burger. I like to put fries in my burger so I stuck some in there for some additional height. I couldn't keep the burger together so I had to split it in half to eat. The portions were appropriate. my friend couldn't finish her omelette but I was able to finish my plate. I had to ask to refill water several times but other than that, no peeves. Our total was $18 with discount and tip.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4pGGL36FJ9wZ6uMRQ4TtnA", "text": "I'm a new vegan in the Berkeley area and I have to say, this restaurant meets almost all of my expectations for what a vegan wants in taste and adherence to vegan qualities, even if it's mainly a vegetarian restaurant.\n\nBeen here multiple times already - their brunch selection is great (scrambled tofu!) and their jalapeno burger is amazing! However, after eating that burger their other burgers just don't seem to compare..\n\nService is great - one time we waited 30 minutes and they ended up giving us our vegan nachos for free. They came in periodically to check up on us and to tell us how things were going.\n\nWould get 5 stars if their cupcakes weren't so fluctuant in taste! I loved their zucchini and carrot cupcake, but the other ones were too sweet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ulRGjHgUENvIW82cipInhA", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_4qj9SOKS6h1ybu1YIAOHA", "text": "Great place when you want a friendly, casual place to enjoy some casual type cuisine. Long-time customer of their Santa Cruz location and have been to their Berkeley location several times, as well.  I'm a big fan of their veggie burgers, vanilla and peanut butter shakes (the chocolate is good) and their amazing garlic fries.  Their vegan cupcakes are absolutely delicious. Gimme a shake and fries and I'll be quite happy until they're all gone.  I'm glad they've come to Berkeley, and that they listened to their customers who filled out comment cards asking for more vegan options.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PL-f1dXKC4HdeiWULTZFtQ", "date": "2011-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5kWybtDYqJYhg6b9FXcOJw", "text": "I came here with a friend because I had a $20 for $10 groupon.\nWe ordered the half order of vegan nachos, saturn spuds, and the hot and spicy omelet. \nThe food took forever to come, but the waiters were all friendly and came by to refill our water every 10 minutes. \nWhen the food came, it was already lukewarm/cold. They waited for all the food to be ready before they brought it over, which is weird because I don't understand why they didnt bring the nachos out first.\nThe food itself was whatevs. It's kinda pricey, so I don't think I will come here again unless I have another groupon.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6dN4fn71Sbj2DsEXcNCYSA", "text": "Totally awesome diner food! As a vegetarian it came as an amazing surprise that all the food here was vegetarian and even vegan (some of it) friendly. They have vegan milkshakes and nachos. I suppose all of this isn't quite as exciting if you're not a vegetarian or vegan but anyway, it's very, very exciting if you are since diners are awesome but not usually that veggie friendly. This place has a great vibe and is open late. I had a great salad and some nachos. Tried a shake too which was yummy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sk6qdp2faggQE8yZH3IVXg", "date": "2011-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6jzSWSLl5mROuzCICMF5HQ", "text": "YES. I give Saturn five stars, because for the entirety of my month long vegan pledge, it was the one place I could depend upon for a delicious, filling meal. I always got the vegan spuds for brunch and the waiter was so attentive, he got my soymilk for my coffee without me having to request it! Impressive service- and this was the case every time I returned here. The food doesn't disappoint either- their scrambled tofu is ridiculously good (has a curious egg-y flavor) and their rosemary rubbed roasted potatoes are HEAVENLY. Go try them. You won't regret it.\nI love the funky, eclectic decor, and while I'm not a fan of the hot pink walls, it certainly went with the theme. My friends and I loved the 'Audrey Hepburn' tabletop, full of clippings, pictures, and make up from an older, glamorous era. Love this place and I'm going back here for brunch soon!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_6MWUK_dfodjvspB_Iivew", "text": "super tasty veggie burgers! get a sampling of 4 different types with an order of sliders. So very good.  This is not your hippie dippy bullshiz kinda place. This is an American diner that happens to not serve meat. It's great. I've gone twice so far and the food and service have been great. There's a large menu too which is different for a veggie place. I love it.  Oh my one complaint is that it is pricey for the burgers. $10. I'd come here for lunch once a week if they were $6. Oh well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R3QSaxRny8N3OE3QAe4PDg", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6tl-Hd6Ng3Sv8s3MsOqjNQ", "text": "I went to Saturn Cafe on New Year's day around three in the afternnon and it was pretty crowded (15 minute wait). I was with my family because I wanted to see what Berkeley's campus was like and across the street from the entrance of the school was this weird-but-cool diner. \n\nWe waited about 30 minutes to get our food and they looked like they were short staffed (well it was New Year's) but my breakfast burrito was worth the wait. My mom ordered some fries which were amazing!\nThey have a great menu, especially for brunch.\n\nSaturn Cafe's a cool place and I would definitely go back again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lmITHu76DqKVAZMmtYyn3g", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7378XE8BNVqSg2gekQ3Wqw", "text": "OMG I love Saturn Cafe, and was so excited when they decided to open a location here in the bay area! I was able to go in and eat last week, what a beautiful space very much like the Santa Cruz Saturn's style except they stepped it up a bit, very classy, I love the retro 50's diner style concept they applied to a vegetarian cafe, such an amazing concept. The food matches the atmosphere, my party of 4 shared a generous helping of nachos, yes I love my cheese but they do offer a vegan option, for those who don't do the dairy. They actually offer a lot of vegan options, I flounder between being a veg and vegan so I love that they're is a place that serves both. I've always thought the classic diner food served from a vegetarian/vegan perspective to be innovative and inspired. I got my regular Cowgirl Blues Ranch salad, and it was spot on, in fact everyone in my party said they're food was delicious and was exactly the way they remembered the Saturn cafe on they're trips to Santa Cruz. All in all, I am just happy to have them in Berkley! Saturn Cafe is an excellent and unique addition to all the great eating establishments in the bay area. Five Stars they deserve it, it is obvious they have worked very hard to match and even out-do the Santa Cruz location. I'd say to any naysayers give the place a chance, make suggestions to the management if you have one, before you yelp. It's only been open a week seriously give them some time to let the dust settle. I wanna see this place thriving, so be happy for them and us, we now have a nice environment, to share quality vegetarian food with our families and friends. They seem to have an awesome staff and once the basic first few week kinks are out, I am sure the service will be as good as the Santa Cruz location. No doubt in my mind this place is gunna be a hit!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GmLcQu0QbmHxfDSz4iqifg", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "75OZ53mokd-TGOIKbqI5hA", "text": "I had a Pulp Fiction moment when I ordered my 6.00 milkshake.\n\nAs a vegan, this is something I had only dreamt about.\n\n\n\n\n\nIt was worth every penny.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bP198nhgu4I_FvELyv1YrQ", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7AXeb0bka_1_p2lph6gliQ", "text": "I feel like i'm being VERY generous with 4 stars. I feel a 3.5 is in order.\n\nTheir nacho fries and their shakes are whats up. Really tasty. But I give them a four because they're the only vegan diner joint. I dig that. But as a vegan. I expect them to up their game.  I also recommend their salads. You get a HUGE plate of awesome greens. Just tell them to grill the tofu a bit. Im not too into raw tofu myself.\n\nOh! The fries are delectable! I know...they're just fries but they're hella good.\n\nCome here to eat some all right vegan foods.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kPVLRa1irsUqwzzAw_KQCQ", "date": "2012-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7DUM2dg4DnDxRaCTOwp83Q", "text": "-The service was great, friendly and attentive\n-cute decor and staff, must have great style to work there!\n-the food was just okay, hence the 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "X4Pl2IZm5CMVblOSelmRHg", "date": "2011-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7nNP6QvENhVZJtKT6YyvVg", "text": "I'd come back to this place for the ambiance over the food. Check out the website and that pretty much sums up what the place is going to look like.  \n\nI ordered a Portobello Burger and substituted the fries for sweet potato fries. It was hella expensive if you ask me. An extra $2.50 to substitute and the burger was already $9.50. \n\nFor dessert we split a Mini Madness which is completely chocolate overkill.  Its one thing to try to please chocolate lovers, it's another thing to want to make someone feel sick. \n\nBeing a meat eater, I don't find it worth paying so much for vegetables and fake meat. My vegetarian friend (which is the reason why we ate here) found it to be good so if you're a vegetarian go ahead and try this place out but prep your wallet cus it ain't cheap.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tPJj0an10dAIcQBn7Pb6cw", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7UUlnq-Dg9K_X7FZKQuFxg", "text": "Service was very good, as was the soup of the day-- a Moroccan  bean stew.  However, the soup came with white sandwich bread, and the house salad was unimaginative with sesame vinaigrette that was completely flavorless.  The vegan nachos were again flavorless, even with jalapenos on them, and the accompanying salsa without any heat at all.  The chips seemed stale, as well.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IFQcFtvtScMI4I1KyRW-sg", "date": "2012-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "87Wj0y5iAfbFNLEiU155qA", "text": "Don't get me wrong, i love my meat, but Saturn's cafe is so good that all non-vegetarian people should go for it. It's so much healthier and the atmosphere of the restaurent is very creative and retro. \n\nI ordered a burger, the fries were really good, and the burger actually tasted like a burger, even better than the burgers from Jupiter Restaurent. After my meal, i ordered a milk shake, they even give you the shaker that they make it in, so you basically have almost two milk shakes. \n\nThe great thing is that they are opened till midnight, so it's perfect for late outings. I gave it a 3 stars just because there weren't that many choices.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GmW71d7Hx-Qk2b_nN9AFIg", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8fbJCHKsz-qKqu0NCGX7-g", "text": "OMG! The chicken avocado sandwich! I love that sandwich! They have the best vegetarian meat I've ever tried. The first time I ate at a Saturn Cafe was in Santa Cruz, and I loved their sandwich. \nTheir prices are moderate, but if you want good vegetarian meat, then this is the place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NlV0IbnYFmksF2pFZM9edA", "date": "2012-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8gF6XF6tBoNQInOewXtb2Q", "text": "What a cool surprise finding this gem in Berkeley. I've eaten at the Santa Cruz location many times and found this one quite similar. I got a portabelo sandwich on Saturday which was stunning. I got mushroom on top of sandwich. I agree with assessment:\n\nMore Vegan Options\nAdd Daiya Cheese for lots of vegan treats!\nAdd Gardein products", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CoAoxsLTQQVgn_qgrrbCZA", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8iYlEtLakzHPgLYGWVgOjw", "text": "A nifty vegetarian dinner at a great location in Berkeley? I'm definitely a fan! \n\nI've been to Saturn Cafe several times and have always walked away with a nice, full belly and a box of leftovers. I'm always impressed by the menu. Always takes me forever to decide. The Heavenly Benedict is simply heavenly. The Chicken Avocado Club is another of my favorites. So delicious and filling. The Sampler appetizers are huge! Bring your friends! \n\nThe staff are friendly, but not the most attentive. Seems like they might need a few more servers. When it's crowded, it takes forever to get the check. Probably not the best place to come when you're starving or in a rush.\n\nI'm a fan of the interior decor of Saturn, but not a fan of the crumbs that are accumulating around the edges of the glass on the larger tables. Also, is it just me or are some of the seats a little sticky?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DNBkhL3fkyD7LC_ZT57EFg", "date": "2011-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8LlFS4Bs5YIPL-C1NBkM_g", "text": "Yay!! I was so excited to hear my favorite Santa Cruz vegetarian diner was opening up another one in Berkeley. I've been going to the Santa Cruz location for almost 20 years and was skeptical that the new one in Berkeley could stand up. But it did. The chai was spot on, the house-made burger still one of my favorites, and the service was super friendly and efficient. \n\nI'm going to be a regular for sure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XT3iaOBD1eDDi0HqLlPY3A", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Uko6diJJC_xFnUozhXp0g", "text": "Good food but the rude server refuses to warm up my soy milk for me which makes me sad because their coffee is so strong.  I tried the buck rogers burger (vegan) and the vegan huevos rancheros, as well as the fries and the ranch sauce.  Everything has been amazing so far.  Oh and I tasted the seasonal pumpkin pancakes and those were also equally mouth watering.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ybzuQcB4JVI05qgxW2gCDg", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9B0lkE4bKAuZEDslFmKBRQ", "text": "You know that saying about how actions speak louder than words? If that were the case and I were to write a review of actions in regards to my experience at the Saturn Cafe, the only things you'd be able to hear would've been my friend and my groaning in edible ecstasy. And I don't know about you, but that would probably kill most people's appetites...\n\nSo instead of actions or words doing the speaking on this one, I'm going to let my photos of Saturn do most of the talking. But allow me a few words first before I get on to the fun food photos.\n\nThe wait staff are busy. BUSY! Do you get that? They've managed to glue their heads back on and are friendly in spite of running twenty tables each, but they are busy! So for their sake and yours, make sure your order is ready and any accoutrement you might need is ordered at the same time. Otherwise, you might be waiting a bit. \n\nThe food is, in my book (or my plate), mostly phenomenal. You can't go wrong with the super sampler. But you must -- you MUST -- try the chipotle sauce. It is literally one of the best sauces i have ever put into my facehole... The jalapeno burger had a lot of flavors to it and a well-textured veggie patty. And the veggie chicken salad was good (the only thing I would've changed is the tofu-based ranch dressing was on the dull side). They also have the option for milkshakes and microbrews!\n\nWhat with the lovably kitschy ambiance, I felt like I should've walked in wearing either a poodle skirt, a letterman's football jacket, or a robot costume straight from The Day The Earth Stood Still. The decorators really managed to pack a punch with the 1950's theme. \n\nAs a side note, there's also a room attached to the restaurant that is used for special events such as art exhibits, burlesque shows, poetry and music nights. Lots of good stuff happening at this Berkeley hot spot. \n\nNow that I've got this review written, I know where I'm going for lunch tomorrow!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mDkdURvN4_rWCLnPKaqFQQ", "date": "2012-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9jsg40J7D7pHC_CyPH5T_g", "text": "I'm following up since apparently my bestie, Anthony H., already wrote a review about our experience. So if I may...\n\nIt's true, the vegan nacho fries are a MUST. Three of us split a half-order while we were starving, and were still left wondering how huge a full order would be cuz we sure as hell would not have been able to tackle it. \n\nI had a vegan California burger (with subbed \"meaty\" patty..forget what it's called) and it was delicious as always. They don't skimp on the avocado! I had like 6 slices, it was awesommee. For those of you who love avocado and hate how it costs at least $2 extra at restaurants (and you get a tiny slice pshh) know how much you gotta appreciate the extra slices!\n\nI was a little bummed that they were running out of stuff..they ran out of their soup of the day RIGHT before we ordered, so we had to get more fries with our burgers (they went straight into to-go boxes). They also ran out of chocolate vegan ice cream, and there was nothing to make fruit salad with.\n\nHowever, our server, Andy, still managed to make a chocolate milkshake for us (by using chocolate syrup with vanilla ice cream). He was super obliging and sweet. Actually, all the staff we interacted with were pretty awesome and down to earth. \n\nThe space is really cute and clean. They also have an adjoining little bar/lounge type area, which apparently hosts fundraising events for not-for-profit orgs? God love you, Saturns. I am a little disappointed that they don't have the awesome gender neutral bathroom signs that the SC location has, but at least the bathrooms were clean.\n\nBasically, this place is pretty awesome. Good vegan diner food that's open late? That's enough to make me love a place. But when you add the chill staff, cute space, and vegan nacho fries...really..what more can you ask for?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mZ3PIY2nsnQuwRvw2rEGPg", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9m9N9-HtdoZLXhFJ7IwRBQ", "text": "I went here for a friend's birthday dinner. I was a bit concerned since I am very picky and Saturn Cafe is vegan, but fear not. The food is delicious. There is plenty simple, comfort food along with more gourmet vegan dishes. The mac and cheese is to die for. I will make the trek to Berkeley for their food. The wait staff was a bit inattentive, but nothing to seriously complain about.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HEECKMYODUzaTijZLW8Q7A", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9olVzFiVINZbvzlonKI6Dw", "text": "Best. Nacho Fries. in Berkeley!!\n\nI CRAVE their nacho fries if I don't get eat them for a couple months - they are humungous servings at only $10! I always have to split it into 2 meals.\n\nEven though this place is vegetarian, even my (meat loving) boyfriend really likes it. They have good brunch food too! I got eggs benedict and it was really good. \n\nNext time I go, I want to try one of their sandwiches, because they come out STACKED and the servings look huge! I'm definitely using Saturn Cafe as my sole source of vegan-food-trying experiences... \n\nThe only downside and reason I would give this place 4.5 stars rather than 5 is the fact that service is typically reaaaaaally slow, no matter how many people are in the restaurant, so definitely don't come here if you are in a time crunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a223UjhIjEMLQ-vA9Uid-g", "text": "Great \"American Food\" for us vegetarians.\nLove the atmosphere and staff.\n\nYay for Vegan shakes!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GVDQ3_I18r906wO6JRHdZg", "date": "2012-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a7jIcGdrZ4sbDEij6UsG5A", "text": "On a rainy day, my friends and I trudged through the pouring rain, thunder, and lightning just to have a nice junk-food feast at Saturn Cafe. We ordered a full order of Nacho Fries (fries with nacho toppings like beans, salsa, etc) and a Super Sampler (includes fries, sweet potato fries, zucchini sticks, taquitos, and onion rings). There were four of us and we were pretty full and/or satisfied after eating all that. The fries were my favorite part. They were so crispy and delicious. The nacho fries get soggy pretty quickly, so I would recommend eating them up quick! The Super Sampler came with two dipping sauces and we picked ranch and bbq, both very delicious. The taquitos were the only things that were a bit bland and disappointing. But everything else was excellent. Although none of us had any real entrees, but the sandwiches and whatnot at the tables near us smelled pretty good.\n\nAlso, the restaurant itself is a pretty cool atmosphere with the glittery columns and pink diner theme. I also saw a sign for karaoke, which could be cool. Overall, I am definitely planning to come back and maybe get the garlic fries and jalepeno poppers this time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yvz4933BkH5Tg2FRD0NnnQ", "date": "2010-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Aa87O5bFEcpsOj_DRdwl3Q", "text": "We had a fun time in the private room during a 40th birthday celebration. It was awesome that the birthday boy and others could rock out on amplified instruments in there. Also props to the staff, they had to try to serve us with a bunch of screaming kids running around, and they did a good job.\n\nI had a bunch of beer and some mac and cheese and left happy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RQR-bncvVssevK_WIPWvCA", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aAmaCQlmYNJBL0EkrafpUg", "text": "Saturn Cafe is a great vegetarian/vegan restaurant with a fun atmosphere!  The menu is labeled with which items are vegan and which items can be made vegan upon request. Both the service and the food is great! I had been to the Saturn Cafe in Santa Cruz and I was excited to hear that one opened in Berkeley.\n\nTwo friends and I had dinner there last night and had Andy as our server. He was extremely nice and helpful when any of us had questions. He brought my friends samples of the soup of the day so they could decide what they would like to order.\n\nI ended up ordering:\nappetizer - 1/2 Order Vegan Nacho Fries $5.25\nVegan Jalapeno Burger - $9.50\nVegan Vanilla and Peanut Butter Milkshake - $6\n(the milkshakes are normally $5.25 and $0.75 to add peanut butter or any other of their add-ins)\n\nThe 1/2 order of vegan nacho fries was enough for all three of us to enjoy. It was really good! I would definitely get it again. The jalapeno burger was very good! Just remember that jalapenos are spicy! haha! My milkshake was also very good! It was very thick because i added the peanut butter but that just stopped me from drinking the entire milkshake in 5 minutes! lol\n\nI can't wait to go back! =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "r-PC6_CxZ4UKLEPBCd5PuQ", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aGIuygCG1JI7jphtgxhkLQ", "text": "my favorite diner/restaurant in the bay area! i LOVE their pancakes, the vegan milk shakes, and the tofu scramble is awesome. this place takes all my money! \nthe waiters and waitresses are super nice, and professional. \nand my drinks always get refilled immediately. \nif you're a vegan or vegetarian, this place has great options.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U7OMNZYyLK43xSOvRa26PA", "date": "2012-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AmdR1PLNNRwZfXCZ0ECi5w", "text": "Not a bad bite for a Vegetarian/Vegan joint.\n\nAlthough I'm not Vegan, I am mostly a Pescaterian and enjoy eating healthy foods. The burgers here have a lot of flavor and big enough to split. My hubby and I ended up sharing a jalapenio burger with cheese. It was a bit too spicy for me and although the sauce was great, I'm not too big on beans which is why I couldn't give thier burgers a better review because the patties are made out of them. \n\nWe also tried thier coffee milkshake which was thick, rich and creamy. It had a good coffee flavor and was big enough to split.\n\nFor me the place was just OK I guess. I wasn't blown away by the food but I might just try it again someday. But if you're somehow that does care for bean burger patties than you most likely will appreciate thier unique presentation and the mixing of flavors.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6q3RKPxoCV8ZxSFkILg1eg", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ASBcQZcQCXpzsYIOskXHDw", "text": "Zucchini sticks. Fries. Onion rings. \n\nI could end my review of Saturn Cafe right there. \n\nVery much a carnivore, I was hesitant about eating at Saturn. But, I was pleasantly surprised. The super sampler was great - taquitos were yummy! Space cowboy and chicken burger: it was okay! Although, I think I will try the salads and sandwiches next time around. Nachos looked good too.\n\nPoints for the ranch dressing. I dipped everything I ate that night in ranch.\n\nSaturn has a fabulous diner feel and spot-on service. Check it out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eerzibCUYVMXAGm9zdMU_A", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aSK1lfUy0-ZRUMOHDfk5xA", "text": "Fun place! Kinda wish I was in college again, this would be my hang out. The food was good. My friend and I split several items and liked them all. The service and the portions was good too. It is so nice to go a veg only restaurant and know that you won't have to deal with any meat on the menu. Thank you Saturn Cafe, keep up the good work.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Uhi_92FbsuOOomc29Ih_4A", "date": "2011-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AuIg4vImLqf_p40x3m9ThQ", "text": "An all veggie dinner type place. \nHas several vegan options as well. \n\nRun down of what I ate-\nAppetizer- Japaleno poppers- They are made with cream cheese instead of cheddar. That was a little disappointing but the batter made up for it. Instead of tasting oily and deep fried, the batter gives it a rich taste. I recommend them :)\nI tried the chicken club with a half salad half soup. \nThe club was awesome. It has \"fakin bacon\", breaded \"chix chicken\" and all the fixings. The fake chicken tasted a little to real for me, but the bacon evened the taste out. \nThe organic green salad was pretty big. I had it with blue cheese dressing, which i totally recommend. \nThe soup that day was pozole. I was surprised that it came close to the taste of traditional Mexican pozole. \nTo drink I had the Porter Beer. I believe its an organic beer. It was very smooth, one of the best porters I've had!\n\nAll in all its a good option for veggies and vegans alike. I had been searching Berkeley for a fast-food-ish place where I can grab a veggie burger and some fries (other than Smart Alecs). This place answered that search. \n\nOne note- parking is very tricky since it is just one block up from Shattuck, so public trans would be your best option.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PsV-23tvm028mbrv790z1Q", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AuxbqGcf-xoFlRC1b4HRcA", "text": "OH MY ! I never knew there was a restaurant like this, THANKS TO YELP! my first week of being a vegetarian, I was very hungry and confused on what to eat. First few days, I had veggies & rice only. I was craving for something different so came on yelp to search. Right away, I came here!! I was amazed when I walked in. The place is soooo nice!! I will post pics tomorrow. =) Been here twice in the last few weeks. First time I ordered taquitos, muffinator, and coffee ice cream =) my bf got the california burger which i thought was okay. The Muffinator was yummy though!!! 2nd time, I had the Chicken Avocado Club sandwich which wasn't bad.\n\nService is not bad at all.. iuno what you yelpers are talking about =) Good thing about this place is that it opens til 12am. WHOOOOO ! it looks like one of those 80's cafe/diners so I feel nice being there.\n\nOOOOO & OMG I want to try the EGG BENEDICT!! it's only served til 4pm sadly =(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4dBV1Zvk6xJF-WqstacYcQ", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aw3jxKuXkMfN6lgDRmud9Q", "text": "I have to give point to Saturn Cafe for being a alternative, healthier option to typical diner food. The restaurant is completely vegetarian and offer vegan options for just about every dish. There are a myriad of dishes, ranging from burgers, salads, \"milk\" shakes and even stir fries. I appreciated the cool, retro vibe that Saturn's employees and decorations gave. It's definitely a nice, casual place to have enjoy dinner. \n\nMy friends came here on a Friday night, when Saturn was holding a music event in their Saturn lounge. The atmosphere was poppin' and everyone had a good time. I loved the way they decorated their tables. Together, we ordered the California burger? Portabello Mushroom Burger,  Vegan Nachos, Fiesta Salad, Vegan \"Milk shakes\" and Lev's Original Kombucha. Everything was delicious, although I would say that the salad was overpriced and probably would never order again. The milkshakes were extremely divine, completely made with soymilk; kombucha is a drink made from fermented mushrooms. Despite it not sounding very appetizing, kombucha is a citrus-filled, refreshing drink, similar to champagne. \n\nTheir burgers were juicy, sandwiched between two soft sweet rolls, rather than the typical dense burger bread. Veganaise is used in place of mayonnaise. Furthermore, their thin-cut french fried and sweet potato fries were great. Crunchy on the outside and soft in the inside. Note that although their dishes are vegetarian, it's still diner food (greasy). However, you can feel assured that their cooking methods and ingredients are healthier than typical, greasy diner food. \n\nI would definitely come here to enjoy some creative, flavorful vegetarian food! Who knows? Maybe you'll be enticed into becoming a vegetarian too :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b7a8tEr2Bz_MsAUwvK6iSg", "text": "Garlic fries are great. And it's great to have an all vegetarian restaurant. Service was fine and portions were generous. But food overall was just ok.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gTGs93Z5-cHVzKhBy69Zkw", "date": "2011-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bb7MpGb866366Yz5sDcAWQ", "text": "I'll give this place gets four stars for my first visit. Great place to go for the vegan/vegetarian dinning experience! Yummy food, friendly service, (it was saturday afternoon, not that busy) and the waitress wasn't a B*&#$ about splitting the check three ways. \nI definitely will come back for the healthier diner experience as opposed to things like Denny's that is not so vegan/vegetarian friendly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EeN_-2NKqEIYmZChB_mVFw", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bHvUFLIBM2nj1rm-xN70hg", "text": "As a vegetarian I've gotten used to finding a few viable veggie options on a menu and picking from those. Looking at the menu at Saturn never ceases to simultaneously please me and overwhelm me. They not only have typical diner food like burgers, but also things like a peanut sauce dish (that I don't remember the details of) and taquitos. Every time I go I say I need to come again to have something else \"next time.\" I'd be lying if I said I haven't gone more than once in one week. \n\nWith the exception of their tomato soup, I've never eaten anything there I didn't love (and you can ask for a soup sample to avoid this dilemma if you'd like). \n\nThe staff is comprised completely of \"hipsters\" with tattoos of birds and icecream cones and such who somehow manage to be both friendly and aloof. I wouldn't say the service is always the best or the most friendly, but I wouldn't have it any other way.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DfqesH2RMFNujUd25a27Ug", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BiF00xdhed2WCeflMEeBdg", "text": "Vegetarian diner food! The service is great every time. I L-O-V-E the Cowgirl Blues salad, the BBQ Ranch burger, and the side of Mac 'n Cheese (I imagine the entree-size would be too huge). Husband likes the chicken avocado club. Stay away from the dessert; we had the apple pie and it was a disaster.\n\nVegetarians need junk food too sometimes. I'm so glad Saturn exists.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "djjp1Zqxy7_SAO9YXxP3zA", "date": "2012-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bjl5cJ63abX6vBvcWRiNTQ", "text": "There are already almost 200 reviews up for this place, so I'll just add my point of view rather than review.\n\nThe service and the food as very hit and miss. While the jalape\u00f1o burger tops the heap, other food options are really not very interesting at all. Same can be said of the service - varying from good to bad.\n\nBut I suppose that a vegetarian diner is both unique and welcome. I'm happy the place is around but I don't get too excited to visit very often.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M_uBExmQ6qYr3gcPO9eenA", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bngKT2_X2GYBsMnZvQDgIA", "text": "Awesome decor, awesome staff, awesome prices, and awesome food! I used to head to Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe in Emeryville for my diner cravings but I will direct my attention towards Saturn Cafe from now on. The \"Chicken\" Avocado Club Sandwich is a standout and the thin cut fries are perfect. I will definitely be making myself at home here more often.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qlDv-1J8m_y7j4upjaNnwA", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bs084JMJ27kbIaG5s0FeoA", "text": "Well...my second time at Saturn. The service is slow and its shocking how unfriendly the people who work there are. They seems so upset and just pissed off. The food was mehhh...and just more mehh..the only thing I liked is the shakes. I am a vegetarian and I coulda made better food at home.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bZSyakPZ-nthxEm7coIVPQ", "text": "Awesome vegan shake - I tried the chocolate peanut butter. I'll be back for it!\n\nI also had a salad with the fried soy (which was supposed to taste like chicken). The lettuce and veggies were organic and fresh, and the fried goodies were crispy & delicious.\n\nOrganic beer from a Santa Cruz brewery - most light, refreshing, subtly flavored one I've had.\n\nDiner atomsphere with a Berzerk-eley twist.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pbtoL7wBtv-aER27zewozQ", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C-96u1ld43mdHt2l6FNYew", "text": "Great food, great people. Maybe not the place to take your dad or your 45 year old boyfriend (a grump who complained about how loud it is), but for a group of 20 something year olds, this place is perfect. \n\nI wish it stayed open as late as the original Saturn in Santa Cruz. Nothing like getting a veggie burger and fries after a night of drinking!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GlOVfiBzZfCy6KJI36AlfA", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cjqD2VEqzRMH6gjJhtM2VA", "text": "I have been to both this location and in Santa Cruz.  I love the sweet potato fries! The salads and the burgers are really good, especially their own patty.  I have tried other entrees and have never been disappointed with the food.  The decor is fun, each table is a conversation starter, especially if your party contains several generations.  My non-veggie parents enjoy meals here when we dine together, they are quite happy, even though there is no meat.  Dad is always impressed that they use bleu cheese in several dishes, it satisfies the cowboy in him.  Just a great little veggie diner, and we will continue to frequent when in town.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UChcmYigzDZrVdNJ28JibA", "date": "2012-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CoZwCFP4y7pxWrxUu4N8ww", "text": "yum on shakes, fries and tofu salad. portions are huge though.  i did not finish my salad... prob because I was preoccupied with my vanilla with berry shake and my partner's steak fries.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mllpbLAXYMTzK_TekHv_HA", "date": "2012-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cxb89MI0cQSv0cOFY3zXNA", "text": "Great atmosphere, great menu. Plenty of vegan options, too. Must go place if you want a vegan version of classic diner food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K6ukcWUNqg80OTYIQHfPyw", "date": "2012-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d0S-SopjQ0KqN__dZZ_6dg", "text": "it's nice to have a somewhat late night vegan option close by. the burgers are great. the nacho fries are delicious and the breakfast burrito is tasty.\ngive the vegan buck sauce a try, you'll be hooked for life.\nmy two requests would be to have a vegan \"chicken\" patty and to have daiya cheese for my nacho fries.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PLVzHIPZPbuwtJzccm5tHw", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DCohewWVU2pXclR7-aZAxg", "text": "Went to this restaraunt while at a conference. The place had great ambiance but was super crowded. The wait was long, and there wasn't enough places to sit for our wait with my large-ish group (11 people). The place was great for what we were looking for, we had a vegitarian in the group and someone who had an allergy to Gluten. I had the baked Mac-N-Cheese, It was just ok, a bit bland, and that the was general concesus with the 3 other people in my group who had the same thing. My sweet potato fries were a bit on the burned side, and were really pricey for a basket of fries if you ask me. The restaurant was just average, but if you are looking for a hip, veggie, Berkeley type restaurant this is the place for you.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aY1f627GKnC6lj53LIyMjw", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dHyFwaKDnesYTlwNG0fQHw", "text": "I LOVE this place. For someone who is vegan and loves that typical american food Saturns Cafe is one of the best places to go. Their milkshakes, nachos, fries, vegan ranch, burgers...ahh it's all just so good. Only concern is they seem to always have different wait staff there, so I hope that managment is treating them well. And a good portion of the staff seem anti social and boring. For such a fun themed place it is a surprise.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7gGYXm7f2XZ39yGK3PsFkw", "date": "2012-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DMyR_Gqt3NhLLYV9GTw-pA", "text": "I'm not a vegetarian, but I have to say whatever my \"chicken\" bbq burger was made of was simply awesome! It was served with a delicious dressing and bbq sauce, and I had the soup of the day - corn with cilantro - and that was a big plus, too. For dessert we shared a coffee ice-cream mud pie and I had trouble 'sharing' it, it was so good. My friend had the cowgirl buger, which she enjoyed and I had some of her crispy fries and they were great. \n\nI really liked the lay out of the establishment and the staff themselves earned this high rating: they were all friendly, and made sure we were well taken care of. \n\nI most definitely will be going back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EQrl-vW3fBqjvWOtfQqg3Q", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EeIWtzG_0TSG18VcwyVAVQ", "text": "I came here on a Tuesday night for a friend's birthday dinner.  We had an insanely large group (roughly 22 people) and were seated to another huge birthday group (maybe 15-20) but the staff - besides being understaffed - did a phenomenal job.  Our waiter seriously was awesome.  He kept all our water pitchers filled - was good at communicating with everyone as we worked his way around the table, and dimmed the lights and got the whole restaurant to sing happy birthday to our table!\n\nI like vegetarian food but don't go too far out of my way to check it out, but was curious/excited to try this place.  It did not disappoint.\nOrdered a mint milkshake which was UNREAL.  Super thick, minty, chocolate-chippy delight.  Also ordered the jalapeno burger, which had a way above average veggie patty (I believe they make them in house from scratch). The burger had a good spice kick to it.  The sweet potato fries were more sweet potato than fries, which I am in favor of but some others aren't.  I'd say the way to go is the skinny fries  (they also have steak fries).\n\nLong story short, I have to emphasize what a great job they did accommodating such a large party (when there was another one right next to us!).  Everyone at the table loved their food and not a single order was screwed up! Awesome place, can't wait to come back and try more items on the menu.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f5eJl-ktGM2k44znWst8Mw", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EJhWAzO3vIkpSg3jfEcmhw", "text": "Love veg-meat, but the food on my first visit (lentil soup and bbq chick'n burger) was only so-so.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_tiOaH3qDN4ssOA3KNk--Q", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eJjgJMOtB9LeZSREdoIa_Q", "text": "I really like Saturn. I come here about 2 times a month, but usually at night when most other places are closed. The service is FANTASTIC, but the reason why I am giving it 3 stars is because the food is good but not amazing. I love that you can get most things vegan, super accommodating and easy.  The burgers are good and I love that you can customize them. Cheese, avocado, special sauce, etc.  I usually come for the Sante Fe salad and the fries (either garlic or sweet potato). The salad is always good, super tasty, but not as fresh (the lettuce) as I'd like it to be. The fries are always fantastic, good old classic fries. The service is great! \n\nThe milkshakes are good, especially the vegan vanilla with peanut butter added, but I wish they had something other than soy! Can you guys do almond milk, rice milk, coconut milk, hemp milk? If you want a vegan dessert its most likely 100% soy, and that's a lot of soy!\n\nA good spot if you want some American style [unhealthy] vegan food. :)  It fills the void!\n\nOn a side note, parking over here is very hard to find unless you come late enough. If you come during busy hours, it can take forever, or just not happen... Once we  came on a Friday night, circled for literally 20 minutes, and ended up saying screw it. The area was just too frustrating.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "I9XiTgKVXekFsBibqohgxw", "date": "2012-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eUFK7qpjOkxcBH6CjEbqsw", "text": "A bit overpriced but a legit vegetarian diner. I was surprised by their chicken patty... it was so delicious, my veggie buddy was not a fan of it.\n\nDidn't get a chance to try their fakin' bacon so that was a shame. Next time. For a non-vegetarian, this place is a good spot for lunch but really not that amazing. Lively decor and nice staff but it really comes down to the food and I definitely have had better. For a vegetarian, this place has the appeal that you can order anything here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IIRFv4Q-O_aDWgwnRgxN1g", "date": "2011-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ezjuRkqdjvjFfcbVmXoFSw", "text": "Let's get the complaints out of the way first. There is better and cheaper vegetarian / vegan food in Berkeley. Not that the food is bad, but at $10 a burger, you expect more.The fried things and desserts are all pretty delicious, and their organic salads aren't bad. But all in all the noms underwhelm considering the price.\n\nAlso, the tatted / pierced staff demonstrate that non-conformists make pretty frustrating waiters. They're awfully coy- it takes a while to order or get another glass of water, so be careful before you consider that spicy mac and cheese. They also do not hesitate to crank Nirvana at 11 pm on a Sunday. Come now- this is a diner, not 924 Gilman.\n\nSo why 4 stars any way? Why do I still love this place? Because:\n\n1. Saturn is like that chick who is so hot she can get away with anything. The decor is absolutely rad. It's transporting. It's everything you'd ever hoped a diner in space would look like and more.\n\n2. They have events that are an awfully refreshing alternative to bars / clubs (see next paragraph).\n\n3. The hours are lovely- they're open until midnight every night.\n\nSince it's loud and with the meh-service you're probably going to be there awhile, I'd say this place is best with a bunch of friends who aren't in a hurry. Make a night of it- they have a lounge area in the back where a few nights each week they host events like live music, comedy, that lovable combination of the two (karaoke), and even the occasional burlesque show (schedule listed at http://spacelounge.saturncafe.com/) .", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HEG5YSUu8Txp694lVFOenQ", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F0eMZjhYwGphMAxGUxraYw", "text": "my sister has been talking about \"saturn's great salads\" for a while and for some reason i always envisioned Jupiter down the street at the sound of Saturn's (what's one planet over another?).  i must admit i like the concept of an all vegetarian/part vegan DINER. diner food is never mind blowing but i can order anything i want without worries.. AND pretend i'm still a college student. i only had a late night taco salad of some sort, but would love to come back to try a \"burger\" or \"FLT\" (fabacon lettuce tomato).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mwl0mcEoRxSjp2BF1nEh8Q", "date": "2011-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FdbWhgc3-LdUJS3ZolVrPw", "text": "Vegetarians and vegans will love this intergalactic cafe. The ultra cool space theme is noticeable throughout this place. Our server was super knowledgeable and friendly. There was also a book signing in the room adjacent to the restaurant. I tried the Jalepeno Burger which had a good kick to it. It filled me up without giving you the \"I just ate a greasy burger\" feeling. I can't remember what my friends got but I think they had sandwiches which they also enjoyed. The fries are quite tasty too. I'll be back if I'm craving a vegetarian dish. The prices are reasonable as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YbZg36FoMgkKcTEPae5siA", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fkMYqE8EMRGV-orVws8mHQ", "text": "The new Saturn location in Berkeley does not live up to the standards of their original Santa Cruz location. The restaurant wasn't busy and yet the staff took a long time to take my order and bring me the bill. The Space Cowboy was disappointingly smaller and the slices of tomato weren't fresh. Before they came with my bill, my arm was raised with my credit card in hand. The waiter quickly placed the bill on my table and left without taking my credit card.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4JDmvqE_HI4kFJ_QVjyRNA", "date": "2011-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fMhNbzcH0DMaujJpMqsGFg", "text": "Really wanted to like the place with its location and kind of cool  atmosphere, but you generally go to a restaurant for the food, and the food here - at least mine - was really bad.  I ordered vegetable soup and thought it had as much taste as dishwater with a few vegetable thrown in. I couldn't finish it.  My daughter ordered the eggs benedict and was disappointed with everything about it, especially the overcooked yolks.   Would not consider going back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YB8FNa0hnmtzkjSskPKnzg", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fNdE5BATh9DBpxBNJCqgSQ", "text": "While Saturn's a quirky place with a 1950-60's ET-diner setting, the food did not deliver. I'm not a vegetarian but many vegetarian only options in Berkeley have been pleasant surprises. Saturn was not. I ordered the Peanut Royale, which was terrible. It was bland, with an abhorrent curry undercurrent and even my friends, avid Saturn Cafe lovers, didn't much care for it. Maybe I should give the place another chance, since it's unfair to judge it based on one entree alone, but it was a big enough flop for me to decide never to come here again. I'm giving it two stars mainly because it's a cute place, but the food is not something I'm ever going to pay for again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tgl0lW-pRWi8DbbwCp82sg", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gBQza6Ats5LiM_i_Mye5wA", "text": "oh my ga!!!! i went nuts here......i love going to a restaurant where everything on the menu is veggie/vegan. the decor is out there and loved our server- very friendly and if he sat down with us and shared some fries, I would not have minded! \n\ni wont speak for my other friends who were missing a meat burger (tho they did like the fries and shakes and hadnt had meat substitutes before- i think that they are still figuring out whether they like the 'chicken' patties or not)...i had the Jalepeno Burger which could have been more spicy. Portions are huge, great atmosphere, great spot for people watching-  will be back when I need my veggie junk food craving settled in a big and bad way!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OLysz4xEEC5j1Foxs4zVfg", "date": "2012-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gg55-4BOJS1OjEJItKbs0w", "text": "I got the Vegan California burger. Wasn't terrible, but was not worth over 10 bucks. Good beer, but everything else was pretty....meh.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xq5HGtu2FdByofgFy05Jgw", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GMVSdyc9ZaLHvGje9-7mDA", "text": "It takes a lot of effort to make really good vegan/vegetarian food - I know, I've been eating crappy imitations of chicken and bacon for years now, and it's taken a ton of trial and error to find something my meat-eating friends especially will like. Saturn is champ when it comes to making soy protein isolate taste like chicken nuggets.\nThe atmosphere is a little loud, even when only a few people are inside, but the decor and ambiance is still a lot of fun. Waiters and staff are nice too (except for one very bored-looking girl who was playing door host for the day, who for some reason couldn't raise her head off her chest when we said hello to her).\nFood - well, it's great. One friend had the \"Chicken\" club with \"bacon\" and avocado. I had a bite, it was totally excellent - tasted more or less like the real thing. I had a breakfasty egg-type dish, which was wonderful as well. They don't skimp on cheese or french fries (good but not great), which I find is one of the main tests to whether or not a restaurant is more serious about its food or its profit. \nI'll definitely be coming back...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2PhBFRUiNiXdmkYoKf8brA", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gne2R2sW2TDtCHx9v5yTrw", "text": "Saturn has done a great job adding more vegan items to the menu which is much appreciated!  Unfortunately they charge extra to sub vegan cheese which is unfortunate given that it is a veg restaurant.  Oh well.  \n\nI actually don't end up coming to Saturn very often these days because I always feel a bit disappointed after eating here.  So many of the options are not house made which kind of takes away from Saturn and when I have tried their house made burger I was grossed out due to it being so soggy it totally killed the bun and everything just fell apart, it didn't have a good flavor either.  C'mon now, it's really not that hard to make a decent veggie burger!    Basically I just have a hard time wanting to spend a lot of money on crap I can buy at the store myself and re-heat.  Sad but true.  \n\nThe brunch offerings are decent.  Last time I was there I got the tofu rancheros which came with a modest amount of decent tasting tofu scramble that had a ranchero sauce and not very melted diaya cheese (vegan cheese must be melted thoroughly to acheive optimal texture and taste!!!) on top of a corn tortilla as well as a side of beans.  I had to order a side of avocado for an extra $1.50 which felt like a rip off because it seems like this would come with that already.  My partner got the Rosarita tofu scramble which came with tofu scramble that was mixed with chopped jalapeno and salsa, roasted potatoes, and a slice of toast.  He though this was okay but just wasn't that flavorful.  \n\nIced tea was excellent!\n\nAll in all I think Saturn needs to up their game by putting some effort into their menu because the one they have seems like it was made by someone who doesn't have a background in cooking and that bugs me when it comes to restaurants.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NR_FShva47ghY-tnrIJ-fA", "date": "2011-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-gnY0fXDG9jeVMwiSzIJWg", "text": "I've never eaten at the original Saturn Cafe, but I was totally psyched for a Berkeley-centered combination of my two favorite things, vegetarian and diner food.  I first got the opportunity to go there for brunch this weekend.  \n\nFirst off, the decor is over the top!  Bright pink, glitter everywhere -- not much like the softer, retro-50s display on their website.  The tables in each booth also function as glass display cases full of geeky stuff like comic books and Lego figures, and there's a slightly annoying quote from Che Guevara over the entrance to the bathrooms.\n\nWe got french toast and the fakin omelet breakfast -- the food was pretty good, but nothing I couldn't have made at home.  I'll have to go back again sometime and see what the burgers are like.  This place is open late (unlike the rest of Berkeley) and I'm sure that's the time when it really shines.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ytsad3K9QIEb-okZ6EZoaw", "date": "2010-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GO9GnuuGWJFKEh40wl-5VA", "text": "This is the first Berkeley restaurant I decided to try this summer.\n\nThe whole idea of the Saturn Cafe is intriguing.\n\nI remember while checking out their website, I liked how they said,\n\"Stepping into the Saturn Caf\u00e9, you know you have arrived on another planet...This is a place where dressing up in a costume can happen on any night of the year, where the foods of childhood fantasies are even more delicious than you remember, and magic might just lie around the corner of every sparkly, pink booth.\"\n\nTheir description does a good job of convincing you to visit them and try it out.\n\nSo props to their idea.\n\nThe food, however, was pretty average. They get a star for offering healthy alternatives though because there definitely needs to be more of those nowadays.\n\nI ordered the muffinator and my friend ordered the Space Cowboy. Both were presented really nicely that I had to take my phone out and capture the images. :)\n\nGood restaurant to try! I recommend it!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6zm22u-W787BJfDG0xLKjA", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GoeCoeJSY20ssfcTz0kAkg", "text": "i can only comment on the vegan milkshake because it was a quick grab before seeing David Henry Hwang's play, Chinglish, at the Berkely Rep---Saturn Cafe is the only place that i know of that has dairy-free milkshakes. \n\nand boy are they good---so good, i got really damn paranoid while scarfing it down and kept asking the staff if they're sure it's vegan: no milk, right? no bits of dairy? no lactose at all? what about the chocolate syrup? the chocolate chips? is the cup made of cow at all because this taste like a milkshake from my childhood and those milkshakes were full of cow bits.\n\nmy only woe is that it's almost $6 for a medium sized cup (though that size is plenty, let's not go all gluttonous gary.) and the straws are wayyy too thin to actually consume the heaping amount of blended vanilla/mint chip soy ice cream you want to shovel down your throat all at once.\n\ni popped into a tapioca store near by and grabbed one of their straws and finished my milkshake in a record 2 minutes. i disgust myself so good. \n\ni'll be back to try the food! the service was nice and quick, a bit lackadaisical but that's ok. it's not chilis; i don't need someone to hand me my milkshake while doing a jig, lights and streamers around their neck.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z9uf2uauERjF_QUkCzPwKA", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GWPSx6OCjSbDAhu8BMIDdg", "text": "Went the other night for a late evening snack. I was skeptical of going to a vegetarian restaurant - I was hungry and didn't want to spend a lot to get full. Boy was I surprised. The food was awesome and not over priced. I had the Mexican omelette - cheese, black beans, green chilis with potatoes and toast (toasted the proper way - one one side). My friend had the Asia peanut sauce brown rice dish with veggies. It was a big plate of food and looked good. And surprise - my free water didn't taste like they drained it out of a car radiator! The wait staff were friendly and efficient. The food came quick. The atmosphere is hip and modern and the piped in music was excellent! I hear the place is open later, too! I'm not a vegetarian but I'm going back. I love a place that knows what it is and does it well. This place rocks - good quality, tasty food, done right at reasonable prices! I guess there is room in Berkeley for another restaurant named after a gas giant planet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zBlSvn9KEuFjizZTeJTa4w", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GZE-v9wy5z4tdHtnypXwFA", "text": "I'm a happy omnivore, and I love Saturn Cafe, especially the house-made SATURN PATTY in the CALIFORNIA BURGER.  It's incredibly flavorful and satisfying, so I'm always torn whether to get it *again* or something else.\n\nAlso delectable/deadly addictive: JALAPENO POPPERS.  Dang.  So good.\n\nLastly, it's seriously a business with a conscience.  I full-on trust and support the Saturn's labor, food and business practices.  They host countless events for non-profits and are so ready to be a long part of the community, all packaged in a fun, clean, comfortable space -- what's not to love?!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U3nLxTGBx8slEeLqiWeNHA", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h4vd2oOqGjIfiUlZ4OARRA", "text": "I am a huge meat lover but this place is very interesting without the meat! I wanted to try something vegetarian and vegan so my gf and I wanted to try this place. I ordered the jalapeno burger and steak cut fries. The burger wasn't bland whatsoever and the flavor was there. I found the service so friendly and the atmosphere like a diner type. The price is soo expensive and that's why I only gave it 3 stars. The food got me pretty full but the price was just too high. Great experience! wouldn't want to go back though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cJCYCEfDL4n5TgU9y8RTWg", "date": "2011-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HCuhiRAWLyGDRkgfpgsV-g", "text": "On my mission to eat at every planet in Berkeley, I came by this place earlier last week with my friend for dinner and was really impressed. We ordered the nachos for appetizers, and I had the \"Chicken\" avocado club sandwich.\n\nFood:\nNachos- these were just decent; kind of plain. (Chips, beans, cheese, salsa, guacamole) I wouldn't order these again. \nChicken Avocado Club- I've never had fake meat before, and this definitely impressed me. The sandwich was REALLY big; I ordered the 1/2 sandwich, salad, soup combo for ~8.50, which is really great considering my sandwich itself was $9.00. I was really full after my meal. The sandwich was also DELICIOUS!! Big pieces of avocado, and the fake chicken was really good - pretty much as good as real chicken. \n\nI'd definitely come to Saturn again. I felt really clean, healthy, and full after my meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HK6yrLzZ0RYr2virgEMyUA", "text": "I have found my fun, spiritual vegetarian restaurant home.  Well, not spiritual in the traditional sense...this place is the embodiment of kitsch and Berkeley veggie hip.  An all-veg restaurant in downtown Berkeley, it's a couple of blocks away from the Downtown B BART station (convenient), and a few more blocks from the Berkeley Repertory Theatre (where I was headed after dinner).\n\nThis place is a hipster diner gone wild with fun.  Tables are all themed.  My friends and I got soooo lucky.  They sat us at the Lego table.  (who knew there were scorpion Lego pieces?) The enormously adorable family at the big booth behind us told us enviously that their par was far too big for the Lego table and that we were the luckiest ducks in the restaurant.  Exploring the table through the glass top provided the four of us an endless amount of conversation and fun.\n\nThe pillars in the restaurant are painted silver sparkle, the walls are pink, pink pink!  The are quasi-futuristic metallic mini skirts and hot pants tacked up on the walls for decorations and the bathrooms have robots painted on the doors (blue boy robot and pink girl robot).\n\nIt's a fun, family friendly veggie place that even our dedicated meat eater at the table agreed had really good food.  Our party ordered:\n\nCobb salad with fakin, tvp chick breast (yummy)\nCowgirl blues salad, fakin, buffalo wings chik breast (very delish)\nTriple decker BLT with fake meats...\nVegan nachos (OH SO GOOD)\ntomato soup\nMint chocolate chip shake\nChocolate madness dessert (chocolate fudge, choc mousse, choc ice cream, choc brownies) - I'm not the biggest chocolate fan, but this was quite delish\n\nThe service was stellar, nice, efficient, fun.\n\nGood time was had by all.  There is also another Saturn in Santa Cruz, I'll check that one out soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ln-8dqz9uu5TwjVg1vYESg", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H_LmqhwqhQ_U3HjeylEjqw", "text": "Saturn Cafe is a vegetarian's dream diner!  Stellar ambience (pun intended!) and a good selection of both all vegetarian (and many vegan) brunch and dinner diner fare, this place hits the spot whenever I'm craving a good meatless burger.\n\nAnd it's in Berkeley too!!  My girlfriend and I came into the Saturn Cafe in Santa Cruz for brunch/lunch while down there on vacation.  We left loving the place and bummed that we'd have to wait until the next time we were back in Santa Cruz to come back.  Not so!  They've recently opened a new(ish) location right across from the Berkeley campus by the David Brower Center in downtown Berzerkley.  (Best place for a vegetarian diner: next to a big lefty university and a new hug for greenie non-profits!).\n\nRecommendations: If you like spice (as I do!) try their jalapeno burger with chipotle aioli.  It's amazing!  Comes topped with a brilliant innovation I've only seen at Saturn Cafe: \"bottle-caps\" -- aka little deep-fried ringlets of nacho-sliced jalapenos.  (They come as an appetizer item as well, along with your choice of dipping sauces if you'd prefer them outside of a bun).\n\nI've also had their \"chicken\" club, which was great as well.  Big, triple-decker sandwich the way clubs are supposed to be with fillets of breaded, fried fake chicken.  \n\nThe sliders special is good for those who can't choose between the burgers (you get a small version of all four of their mainstay vegetarian burgers), or for a sampler to share with friends.\n\nWith all burgers and sandwiches, they give you your choice of large seasoned steak cut fries, or my preferred option, lightly breaded, thin-cut shoestring fries.  Onion rings are an option too I think.\n\nOnly thing: bring a healthy appetite and steer clear if you're on a diet! The helpings are large, lots of it is fried, and it's oh so tasty, so you'll want to eat the whole thing!  \n\nI hear the milkshakes are great too, but have never had the appetite to down a burger, fries and a shake here...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "azxGnZHCjXQC5EfcVu7PIw", "date": "2010-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HO8g9J7CQ846LiAW7PGTQQ", "text": "I think they are good at a few key things and not good at others.  The milkshakes were the most delicious milkshakes I have had - so definitely get a milkshake!  My friend got the \"chicken\"-avocado sandwich and loved it - so sandwiches seem like a good bet too!\n\nBut - the potato tacos?  Two bland tacos stuffed with potato, small next to a giant salad. Cilantro salad dressing was good, but the main taco entree lacking in flavor. The jalapeno and mushroom quesadillas?  Four quesadillas looking lonely on a giant plate, and the cheese not particularly interesting, the tortillas not tasty either.  The \"huevos y papas\" burrito also small, and bland, wrapped in a tasteless tortilla.  Not enough spices and no sauce to speak of, and for the $6.95 price, I regretted not going to a $5 sandwich store around the corner.\n\nIn short - get the milkshakes and sandwiches and fries and you'll be happy, they've got those down well - if you try the Saturn \"Mexican\" food you'll be disappointed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5fawcPDZyrtI8YSQEgNNeg", "date": "2012-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I6__gFsOKLxuzaZ9dzmy-w", "text": "I happened upon this place with a friend while looking for a semi-quick place to grab lunch.  neither of us realized it was a 100% vegetarian restaurant until my friend ordered a cheeseburger and asked if they had bacon.  The response was \"We have Fakin' but no bacon. We are 100% vegetarian.\"  As a 99% of the time vegetarian, I was stoked.  The waiter was really nice and tried to console my non-veggie friend assuring him that the veggie burgers are really good.\n\nI ordered the grilled cheese which comes on really thick sourdough.  I asked if I could add tomatoes and Fakin and they were happy to oblige.  My friend got a boca patty with cheese and we both opted for the skinny fries.\n\nI thought the food was a solid B or maybe a B-.  Nothing special.  I didn't particularly care for the thick sourdough as it ended up being a bit dry.  The fries were good and I like that you can choose between thin and thick cut.  The service was great until we were done eating and then it took a while for us to get our check and pay.  Nothing major though; we were deep in conversation and had kind of lost track of time.  \n\nI will definitely try this place again and see if I just happened to order something that wasn't a great choice.  There was a Tofu, veggie and peanut dish that looked yummy.  I am really happy to find a completely veggie place that isn't just Asian fare or super-pretentious and expensive.  Just good comfort food for those of us who don't want meat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mP0YRf0SjWDrn3D9GVaGjQ", "date": "2010-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i7ysytjOhdVqLffXGRtMQQ", "text": "Great delicious healthy hearty food! Went there with a group of friends and ordered\nRaw vegetables with brown rice topped with peanut sauce\nScrabled eggs with potatoes and vegetarian sasuage, & soy milk shake\nSoyrizo\"imitation chorizo\" burrito \nvegetarian burger with a side of fries\nAll great food, but only have one complaint, Potatoes are NOT ORGANIC! So whats the point of having an organic/ vegetarian restaurant if the potatoes are not organic. The reply I got from the waiteress when I asked her why they dont carry organic potatoes was unsatifactory, she stated that they could not obtain Organic potatoes in bulk, Really! I am a stickler when it comes to non orgranic potatoes because it has a very high pesticides and fertilizers count. So Be advised. Make your own decision when it come to that. Other than that the food was delicious and fresh ,I will definetly be a repeat customer!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nsA0lVEHoxbDGBEqKH1n1Q", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IbFDBP03B89W1xeXnfG3TA", "text": "Awesome, awesome vegetarian food. I have no idea how they do such justice to diner fare without using meat. The first time we came here, my girlfriend was convinced that my bacon turkey club was real. Service is great and insanely fast. The decor is definitely unique, but the awesome tabletop art really distinguishes Saturn from the rest. Definitely try the potato tacos, and the 'beef' taquitos. Probably went here about three times a month while I lived in Berkeley. Only the highest of recommendations.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Xbxw5-3ileuStV6UGJvwSg", "date": "2012-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iFK68HnIsVL6-goLM50_oQ", "text": "Yum, yum, yum. I am such a huge fan of Saturn. I love that it takes me forever to decide what to order - something I as a vegan don't usually experience.\n\nI've tried lots of their menu items, but by far my favorite thing is their nachos (where else can you find vegan nachos?!). Their orange soda is also pretty spectacular.\n\nI'm always really impressed by the servers, they seem to go above and beyond to help you out and make the dining experience wonderful.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JGSM0Jf927GZKjnI6oN7Og", "date": "2011-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IIZmBUWS4QSRd_2RreNtLw", "text": "This is a very quirky diner. Upon entering, you would assume it's some weird homosexual man's fantasy. But it's just a retro vegetarian diner with many vegan options. I'm naturally a meat eater, but my friend had a very distinct taste for food and limitiations. I had the space cowboy, and not a gay reference, it's a vegetarian burger, and I had an organic side salad. I honestly could not tell the difference if I was tasting meat or not, also not a gay reference. I had milkshake mint mixed with berries, a funky mixture, but pretty good overall. Fast and friendly service, out of this world decor. Great for people, like myself, who have a very irritable stomach.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iQprFqMs6J2WP_8vUl5zcg", "text": "I've seen Saturn Cafe whenever I take the lab shuttle down to Shattuck.  It always looks really popular and neat so I finally got my coworkers to come along with me to try it out.\n\nSaturn Cafe is an American Diner that serves Vegetarian food.  I did not know that until after the food arrived and I was looking at my sliders wondering why the patties looked a bit odd.  In general though, the food was good.  My sliders were interesting tasting and the sauce on the spicy slider (they gave you two types, one a jalapeno spicy and the other regular?) was really good and they had some deep fried jalapenos that also went into it.  \n\nThe wait staff was quite attentive and nice and the food was good.  I'm not a big American Diner fan and well, I kinda did want to eat meat so I wish I was aware of what I was getting into before I got into it ... \n\nOverall, great experience.  I just don't think I would go again because it wasn't my thing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OYBq-S-PS6M5bgTUsJLLIw", "date": "2010-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IWtVTekSrP1PfSGtgmcVsA", "text": "This place is AWESOME! Maybe I'm a sucker for diners. The guacamole griller burger was super tasty, as were the nachos. I love the whole vibe here. I also love that they have so many vegan options and try to use local organic when they can. So great. A+.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sWlHE6zZHti21VHoIXcjHA", "date": "2012-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Iy2DuW7ksJt75g9rVu4cYQ", "text": "hmmm.....a vegetarian diner.\n\nGuess you could say I was a tad bit skeptical when I was told this place was vegetarian. I mean...vegetarian? How good can a diner be if it's vegetarian? But boy oh boy was I wrong.\n\n Saturn's Cafe. Cool name. Okay location. and good food.\n\n I came here because CampusCred was offering this 10 for 20 deal. Figured that would be the best opportunity to try this place out since I was so skeptical about the whole thing....\n\nCame in on a Sunday and WOW. it was packed!!! Parking was hard to find (I was here around 12pm). Everyone was looking for parking and I just kept driving in circles just to look for parking. The only consolation is that all parking on the streets are free. But on with the rest of the story.\n\nMy friend and I got seated within 10 minutes or so so despite it being packed, the wait wasn't long. We took a while with the menus though (so I do suggest you take a look at the menus before you go if you've never gone before). Our waiter was really nice though. Asked us how we were doing and if we were ready. He didn't seem to be in any rush to make us order and seemed like he just wanted us to enjoy our diner experience.\n\nWe ended up ordering one omelete plate and a burger (apparently their burgers and milkshakes are a must try but we skipped on the milkshake since the omelete and burger plates were almost $10 each). So let me talk about the two separately.\n\nThe Space Cowboy Burger - IS IT REALLY VEGETARIAN?! its a veggie patty with fakin' bacon and BBQ sauce. But if i didn't know that, I would have thought I was eating a BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger. I find it pretty hard to fake a good burger but this one does a pretty good job (although I'm not saying that after a few bites, you wouldn't have figured it out. It's good but not THAT good). We got thin cut fries with our burger and those were a big yum as well.\n\nThe Street Bourbon Omelete - uhh.....slightly misleading.  The omelete doesn't actually wrap around the filling. It's just that one layer of egg over the top. It has fakin bacon, oinions and chard inside (I didn't know what chard was so it was worth a try. But for those of you who are interested in knowing, it basically taste like a mix of spinach and seaweed). Other than the misleading look, the omelete was okay...i could definitely find better omeletes elsewhere. The homefries we had were kind of burned too. So basically, don't come here for their breakfast menu. I would stick to the burger and possibly try out that milkshake.\n\nUltimately, it was worth a try. But for the price (and the fact that I'm not a vegetarian), I probably won't come back again. unless of course theres another deal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Kzt-S71oKmRLuydIQcVacQ", "date": "2012-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Iy36NsMED4k5cvVfpn_r3Q", "text": "Came here for lunch today with a friend. They have a gluten menu for her (allergic) and it's heaven for me, a vegetarian.\n\nThe hibiscus cooler was very good. I had the cobb salad and they graciously removed any trace of the blue cheese I hate and substituted other ingredients. The salad was huge; no leaving hungry here.\n\nService was a little slow at first, but the food came fast once we ordered and they let us eat in peace and talk. $22 plus tip for both of us -- not bad for such big portions and good food. I'll be back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6Q2v2NXo0RpMvZP4bjvzsw", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J7sOFHpKmQWlcsxf0dO2TQ", "text": "Full of a craving for a Caesar salad and really just salad salad salad, me and my lady came to Saturn yesterday to check it out. Sadly there was no Caesar but there was a bleu cheese and apple Balsamic salad and it was the bomb. Amazing. Good flavors. Awesome. I needed some protein as well so I got the house made veggie patty. It was good. I would order it again for sure. My lady got the peanut veggie stirfry-esque thing. It was more sweet than savory and we both felt like a little more kick and savory would have made it meet our taste better, but it wasn't a bad dish. More for those who like their peanut sauce mellow and sweet though. \n\nHowever the total win? The vegan chocolate milkshake. I couldn't even believe it was vegan. We had to double check. It was insane! So stupid good. And considering that Gratitude now charges almost $10 for their (not nearly as tasty) non dairy shakes, you can bet we'll be coming back here when ever any of my non dairy people need their ice cream fix.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TISip2TdXat4XbA2avVqCg", "date": "2010-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JmXoFL9k9q3FGE1gNERALg", "text": "What?? A fifties diner in the middle of Berkeley that's not Mels- I have to love it. Well, despite the somewhat loooong wait until my server spoke to me, I was pleasantly \nsuprised by the \nincredibly quick delivery time for my entree and water.  My waiter seemed to be having a rough night, so I really don't mind. And yes, the Cowgirl space burger (fake chix,)\n salad and strawberry shake were all delicious. \nI will be coming back with friends. \n\ngracias for reading!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0AIssiWflmeX53f03HKDjQ", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jNSHWjdnFpQVEi4roFX6TQ", "text": "Awesome vegetarian & vegan food. Very well-seasoned. Fooled my dad into thinking it was plain old meat. The pink walls were bright and fun as were the hostess & waitress who was more than willing to provide us with some hot water + lemon. :) Also as you await your order, there are plenty of comic strips to read spread out on the table underneath the glass.\n\nThis diner is a good choice for late dinners or if you can't get seating at Gather next door.\n\nRECs:\n1. Chicken Club Sandwich--you can certainly share this between 2 people.\n2. California Burger--I love avocado, so this worked out perfectly. The bun was awesome and the vegan patty was perfectly seasoned.\n3. Thin Fries--perfectly cooked.\n4. Vegan Nachos--GUACAMOLE and sour cream and beans and tomatoes and cheese and lots of yummy-ness. Mmm.\n\nCON:\n1. Parking as always sucks in Berkeley and any other big city. However, you could always walk from Cal or the Downtown Bart station.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "veQVlF_629VxcTFTk1aznw", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jpzpr2MwxpdkvZvHkDMPIQ", "text": "Everything was okay, the french fries, the \"award winning\" milk shake...so average I don't even feel like finishing the review.\n\nAlthough I did appreciate the gender neutral bathrooms and friendlywait staff so i've added a star.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sIDwsqHMhvQCg3nzGoqohw", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JsCfR0egfeDqlcT--vdfuQ", "text": "I love taking anyone here - friends, family, the boyfriend. Every trip here has been a blast and the food has always been delicious and satisfying.\n\nService here is great and attentive - they check in frequently to keep you stocked up on your drink orders and water and clean up the table for you promptly when you finish.\n\nAtmosphere here is very quirky with every table having a different theme and the booth seating having more elaborate table decorations.\n\nThe menu can be a bit intimidating as everything here looks delicious and can be on the pricier end of things. However, everything I've ordered has been great! I've had the Portebello Mushroom burger before (yum), the Cowgirl Blues Burger (I think that's what it was called - chicken patty with bleu cheese), and a grilled cheese sandwich. The side salads, while called \"mini\" are actually quite large! I know many people love ordering the fries here, but the salads here are so good and their dressing too! I got cilantro lime dressing last time.\n\nI've also had a taste of their milkshakes and loved their mint chocolate chip ice cream shake mixed with berries!\n\nThis would be a great date spot but it's honestly an ideal place to bring anyone, and with their vast selection you're bound to please everyone.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HwXCZTVt8TyH1kKer_i1qQ", "date": "2012-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jsWBv9Wka98e83jkVRyW4g", "text": "I'm originally from LA and know a thing or two about delicious vegan food. This place really blew my mind. Everything I ordered was very tasty. The \"chicken\" club sandwich was the best Vegan food I ever ate. I also had their nachos which were excellent! If I ever return to Berkeley I will definitely come back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-RsHCjyhrufMQyfB93V7Ig", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jtivHHYjpDLkhrC1twbqqw", "text": "Saw that place just opened and went to give it a try today.\n\nI got the western burger (or whatever their name for it is); it was pretty damn good. I would suggest replacing the patty to their house made-- it was probably one of the best veggie patty's ive ever tasted. However, it was the fries that were the showcase of the meal. THEY ARE AMAZING. Thin cut, super crispy and salty and just over all delicious. Got them with ranch and was very, very happy. \n\nOnly downside to this place was the bill; slightly expensive for diner food. Burger was $9.50 and the side of ranch an extra $.75. Not terrible, but not an everyday kind of place either. Either way, I'll probably be back again... need to try those nacho fries...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CqhbtM3Wr9ptfYGBAzTNtA", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jUGmZpwS8FNu8IxUudy4pw", "text": "I can't believe I haven't gotten around to reviewing this place. Since it opened, I've been here a shockingly high number of times. I feel like I gotta support them with my dollars. \n\nListen folks, their menu just got a massive vegan overhaul. Remember how everybody kept saying, \"How come they only have a handful of vegan options?\" Well, those days are over. The pancakes are vegan, french toast is vegan, and they debuted a vegan ranch. All of the burgers can now be vegan. \n\nMy partner and I usually stick with the vegan Buck Rodgers or the vegan guacamole burger, though now that all the other burgers can be vegan I think we need to branch out. I tried the jalapeno burger this week and was a fan. It was a total, saucy mess, but it was spicy and delicious. I also often get a side of vegan Buck sauce for the fries. It's tasty. I think I might try the ranch though now that it exists. \n\nI'm also a huge fan of the vegan nachos and the nacho fries. There's something that makes me feel guilty about eating the nacho fries, but they really hit the spot. \n\nThe best thing though is the milkshakes. I've always been a fan of the chocolate shake, but the vanilla one is great. I think it may have pipped chocolate in my heart. The new comer is the peanut butter shake. One of our servers suggested it and I want to thank her. It was a revelation. I want one right now. \n\nSo yeah, this place is solid. It's not the healthiest, lightest food out there, but it's vegetarian and mostly vegan. If you want that? Go somewhere else. If you want good veggie diner food, this is the spot for you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U5iEMWvwy39G4ug0Wuw13w", "date": "2010-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jZksPflosjKH5RwJeepSWA", "text": "This place is the best vegetarian place in Berkeley. I am a big meat lover, but I must say that this place makes me forget I'm not eating meat. Their food is always really good. I especially like their shakes. I really love having breakfast/brunch here. I get the Heavenly Benedict usually. The eggs are cooked just right and the hollandaise sauce tastes just right. The service is really great as well, and I really like 50s feel of the place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yi8CCJgoWPxKL75N-93RGg", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JZSM4o8_5ujiFFwrdKQeGw", "text": "My husband and I tried Saturn Cafe last month. I was looking forward to the fake BLT which did not disappoint. However, the chicken sandwich with blue cheese that my husband ordered could have been better (more cheese please!). Good place if you are craving vegan or veggie comfort food though I do feel the fake meat they serve is the same I could get at the grocery store and throw onto a bun with other toppings easily myself. The chocolate milk shake was delicious. The staff was friendly. The portions were generous.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iuuBi7Po9lFebf9Ktn9M-g", "date": "2010-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K46MzdiRU7ermP6qm_pm_A", "text": "I like Saturn Cafe-- A LOT!\n\nFun crowd, friendly staff, sweet decor, and TASTY diner classics with a veggie twist! Alsooooo, the most AMAZING DELICIOUS DECADENT MILKSHAKES. \nEver. \n\nI highly recommend checking this place out. \nDefinitely try: Spartacus Salad, Peanut Royale, Nachos, and MILKSHAKES.\n\nHave FUN :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SZI930RBALeb4-5Vz1kS9g", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kEd3nIfloAkpTBz6_f6VsA", "text": "I had planned on waiting to check out the new Berkeley Saturn Cafe until a few months had passed & they had it all dialed in (and perhaps added a few more vegan options to the menu). But I was in the neighborhood today, and my other two choices weren't happening so I went to Saturn in a combination of whim and convenience. It was fairly slow for brunch time on a Sunday, but I didn't mind since that meant rockin' service. I had coffee and soymilk in no time flat, and my tofu scramble arrived about ten minutes after I placed my order. The scramble was fairly no-frills-- just seasoned tofu, homefries and toast-- but tasty. I'm not usually one for vegan approximations of omnivore food, but there was a nice fluffiness to the tofu that brought back vague memories of scrambled eggs. The waiter was great about topping off my coffee (I eventually had to start covering my cup with my hand to signal 'no more'), and the bill was fairly reasonable-- $10 for the whole affair. I'd go back if I had omnivore friends to appease, and will wait patiently for a little more 'vegan love' to be added to the menu. You're off to a good start, Saturn!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p8KbB6VONZuzCsnOc1YxGA", "date": "2010-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KlnfhWTTHH6E5lKcZ4PwCQ", "text": "Our quest for the perfect tofu scramble brought us to Saturn, a new vegetarian  diner in downtown Berkeley on the edge of the Cal campus.\n\nSaturn's interpretation of tofu scramble is dry, crumbly, and yellow.  It's just tofu, with no vegetables mixed in.  On the side are thick slices of toast (sort of like Texas toast) and cubed fried potatoes sprinkled with green herbs.  The scramble's okay in a plain-Jane way.  The toast is too thick, and the cubed potatoes suck, as always.\n\n(Note to restauranteurs:  cubed breakfast potatoes are a terrible idea.  The surface-to-volume ratio is wrong for browning and crisping, so the potatoes never rise above blandness...and throwing in a lot of inappropriate green herbs is NOT the answer.  The best breakfast potatoes are shredded or sliced paper-thin and fried in sufficient oil, till golden brown.  Potatoes prepared this way are delicious with nothing more than a little salt and pepper.  Got that?  Just say no to cubes!)\n\nSaturn serves a large range of breakfasts, burgers, shakes, mac and cheese, and other diner foods without the meat. The dark-roast coffee is strong but drinkable (not Peet's brand, which helps).  The vegan chocolate shakes are out of this world--definitely the best thing we tried.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x4In6n5act77zA6FOQAhGQ", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kq9we9h9UOKNbKU7SQE-CA", "text": "Mediocre at best.  \n\nI really wanted to like Saturn, and I wish I could say I feel satisfied after eating there.  But I don't and I can't.  The burgers are bland and the service is frustratingly slow.  I was going to give them 2 stars, but will give them 3 because the salads are usually okay.  But that's not saying much for a vegetarian restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ULXdi2mMmSgnUKGaa8wB-g", "date": "2011-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KypgF9MMgO6V0fM_P_qrdw", "text": "Thanks for the awesoome response and changing your policy.  I love thus place (writing review from Saturn now) .", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TtVGpxSk8VMAHK8oZqE75A", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l34NbCayCgqUpnQBUXsuFg", "text": "Still rockin'  I am amazed at how many people are here on any given day, but they always get me in and out quickly (unless I want to nurse my coffee).  More vegan options than when they opened.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fXrBrqT7DfsYaYzvi6tudg", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LB1GSIQfVlcEl7FC2-y2iQ", "text": "So, I came up to visit my brother for the weekend and we ended up visiting Saturn Cafe for lunch.\n\nThe good:\nAwesome and varied vegetarian/vegan menu\nReally fun vibe/atmosphere\nYummy burger (I had the cowboy burger)\nBest sweet potato fries I've ever had\n\nThe bad:\nVery little parking\nWaitress forgot our drink order\nOnly accepts Visa and Mastercard (and of course cash)\n\n\nI only took off a star because the service was kinda sluggish, but I absolutely recommend the food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kruoyaNNCaJpU2tJwZpg4w", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lI5vpXQRpZESek05CWXGkA", "text": "So a couple of things you should know about this place. \n\n1) It's vegetarian/vegan. You should not complain about this, they do not in any way try to hide the fact or trick you into their food. They are upfront about it, and it is what it is.  Seeing reviews here saying they couldn't get past the fact it was all vegetarian is just idiotic.  I don't go to a Italian restaurant and get pissed because they don't serve Sweet and Sour Pork.\n\n2) Most of the menu is good, but not all of it.  Knowing what to order is key and you typically don't know until you've been a few times. The salads are really straight forward, you should know based on the ingredients if it's something you'll like. Only a the Chix and Homemade patties are good in my opinion, the rest are whatever. The fries are usually great.  Mac n Cheese is still not there, they've improved it but still not as amazing as it could be. Their soup changes daily, if they aren't insanely slammed, ask them for a sample and they'll be happy to give you one before you make a whole order. The tomato soup that is on the menu everyday is typical but always satisfying..  Chicken Avocado Club is easily the best thing on the menu.  Their salsa sucks, only worth eating if you get a nacho plate. The vegan nachos (must get it with tofu spread) is really satisfying. I typically only go for the eggs and potatoes kind of breakfast, the burritos aren't worth it, Soyrizo isn't good in any application so don't bother. \n\n2b) They have comment cards, if you don't like how something tasted, tell them. If you know you're vegan/vegetarian food products that you think could make for a better solution to something they already have (or don't have)... tell them. I think I had a hand in indirectly helping improve their Mac n Cheese via the comment cards.\n\n3) This place is not a fine dining experience, it is diner food, expect similar to what you'd get at Rudy's except all Vegetarian. Speaking to the reviewer that was upset they didn't get artisan bread with their soup.  They are incredibly accommodating and attentive unlike other aforementioned diners. I also think its totally reasonable, there is half sandwich, salad and soup combo that is about $8, quite the steal if you ask me.\n\n4) The service, is absolutely what brings this review up from a 3.5 star to a 5 star review.  I and many friends frequented the Santa Cruz location when we lived in the area and just put up with the absolutely awful service that seemed to be stuck in purgatory there. I don't know what the state of it is now, but a few years ago it was absolutely painful to go.  Since Day 1 at the Berkeley location I've been blown away by the staff there, they've always been friendly, attentive, and apologetic if anything went wrong.  Seriously 6 stars for the staff, who keep their composure even in the worst circumstances. I don't know how they keep this up.\n\n5) Get a Vegan Milkshake, it is just as good as the real thing and I'm going to go get one right now.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iMIr4JL9WFSYHLcy3i7ySw", "date": "2011-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lkq6iWMXJqXOLu8PwLchsw", "text": "get the fries.\n\nthis time, i opted for the california burger...which i decided needed real meat in it. \n\nbut...the fries. oh the fries. \n\nmy friend got the eggs benedict. and i really just wanted to eat off her plate constantly, because they looked so good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LRqQiuBvA4TDyyCtbeGjDQ", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LlYoUljCV4uqd-aR90EQRQ", "text": "I went to Saturn Cafe in Santa Cruz many years ago when my friend was going to ucsc and I was eager to try their raw cookie dough dessert and it was delicous. When I heard there was going to be a Saturn Cafe in Berkeley, I was really excited.  I love Santa Cruz and it just felt right to have a Saturn Cafe in Berkeley.  You kind of have to wait a long time for your food, but for a vegetarian and vegan restaurant, this place has pretty good food.  They even have vegan milkshakes and fake bacon that tastes and smells like bacon!  And it's good too!  I think the tastiest food I've tried so far at Saturn Cafe is their thin cut fries.  They have a coating on them that is fab!  Their deserts are good too.  One time I had a coconut pineapple ice cream and it was so yummy I got some to go to bring home to my boy-friend.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wo38nW_JbXC4m_zlaN86wQ", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LMVR4Z6QuZozUHeljfspiw", "text": "This place is very cute with a catchy name and fun decorations.\n\nThe waiters aren't really attentive, and passed by us a couple of times without any consideration that we were ready to order, even after we closed our menus and placed it to the sides.\n\nThe food was okay, nothing too special. I ordered The California Burger with thin cut fries and half a side of nachos to share. The nachos were delicious! The burger was alrightl. The fries were quite tasty - not oily and not extremely salty. \n\nThey have an array of dipping sauces: wasabi, guacamole, ranch, BBQ, and bluehorn(?).\n\nIt's a fun vegetarian/vegan place to experience, but it will seem pricey to people who love (real) meat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "77azyPM5yIak79RIKXzMWg", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LyHHmJeLL0idlo8zx2fukQ", "text": "I came here again with some girls and had a blast. \n\nAlthough the service was still as slow as last time, we had a better time with it. Our server, Andy, was just so funny and somewhat awkward. At the end when we wanted a picture of all of us, he kind of took a picture of himself and then a awkward upward shot of us from the floor to get the saturn picture on the wall and then a normal one. Although I found this kind of weird, it was funny as well.\n\nFood:\nAvocado Cheese Sandwich - This was really good although all of the ingredients were in the middle which made the crusts really gross to eat. For an additional $3, I could get sweet potato fries which is what I did. I am in love with sweet potato fries right now and these...were just about average, but the sandwich was delicious. I could be able to make it myself, I know, but it was good. \n\nOverall, I had a great experience with friends and more of all, the service although slow, was great from Andy. I hope I get you next time I go if I end up going again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RUXeyp_Af2C5t9JFyJlBQ", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LYTqyonsLZXi7Qd26FYMig", "text": "This is definitely a good place to hang out with friends while eating some good food. I've been there 3 times so far (in 2 months) and i will surely come back again.\nThey have quite a many choices to choose from: Burgers, Tacos, Salads, desserts, milkshakes... As well, it looks like it is a nice place to get your vegan meal if you prefer such food. And they have like the best steak-cut French fries that i've tasted so far. And i love their homemade ranch dressing. Yum, Yum :)\nOnce you enter the door the staff people greet you and name their house specials. The downside is that it is close to UC Berkeley campus, and so many people go in there especially on game nights. Last time i went there with a friend we had to wait like 5 minutes to be seated down and another 10 or so minutes for our order to be taken, but please do not let this fact to disgust you and walk away. It's definitely worth waiting, food is great, atmosphere is very friendly, and prices are reasonable.\nI see that people often comment on the actual state of bathroom facilities. So here is my review: Amazing! Other than bin being loaded with used paper towels, ladies' bathroom looks great. Nice. Clean. With mirrors, and i even love those tiles on walls :)))", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fV1HtusTJDycPMIvzuXPzw", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LzONM0_LMmHLf40wqd_7zA", "text": "My co-worker and I came here for lunch. I was much crowded from what we expected, as the UC students were out on Christmas break.    I ordered the spaceboy cowboy burger and she, the pumpkin pancakes.  The pumpkin pancakes were delicious.  The spaceboy cowboy burger...let's say that some things should remain non-vegan.  Don't get me wrong, I luv my vegan food and entrees. But this burger just didn't seem to work. The fakin bacon tasted like a fake, something like bacon.  The burger patty tasted more like a chicken patty than beef.  I would have enjoyed an all beef patty with bacon.  Sorry to all the vegans.Maybe I ordered the wrong burger. I'm glad I tried the meal here, but I don't think I will be back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "__05rytNjsye9MBhqB0DMA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m7v36ukFKsiKQzlkh58vow", "text": "Good news! This Saturn gives you the same stomach rot with marginally less bitchy service! Made me miss nights of drinking too much at the Asti, then heading across the street to inhale a Buck Rogers in roughly 2.5 seconds. Don't worry, Santa Cruz nostalgia is there and I will likely be back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FrQX2xzwbeD9Or5Xkqodgw", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mkJgXRBcvIMd_pgeecY3Vw", "text": "Great atmosphere.    Excellent place for vegans or vegetarians who want diner food.   I had the portobello burger and thin fries and shared a vegan milk shake with my son.   Great price.   Excellent food.     I'd visit again in a flash.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Roy_ZgbEObYLEovGL-emgw", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MucjR1rjBnCLAa9JjV4W9Q", "text": "Saturn Cafe is a breath of fresh air for Berkeley.  The location is impeccable, yet the turnover of restaurants that inhabit this building has been shameful. Perhaps because like an undergrad, once you finish your degree you get the hell outta dodge and move on to a bigger , more pretentious lifestyle.  I have a feeling that Saturn will be a long-stay in this town.  Vegan,  vegetarian menu, late night dining, with a \"commitment to social and environmental justice,\" totally fits the Berkeley bill!  \n\nMe and my co-workers get overly excited at the thought of lunch at Saturn.  Not being a big meat-eater myself, I haven't had a corn dog in years.  Saturn gave me back my childhood corn dog diet.  The chicken burger is mouth-watering, the thin cut fries kick McDonald's ass, the nachos rock and breakfast anytime...? Sold!  \n\nI always have a fabulous lunch here...Service has always been great, the price is right, and there is nothing cooler than a diner decorated like life on a pink planet with Michael Jackson playing in the background. And fakin bacon may be the thing of the future if pigs were to go extinct.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nnmKt0M8TpxoJr9BJbJ75g", "date": "2010-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mw_Eenrv4CCx1xf7GJp9FQ", "text": "I love the style of Saturn Cafe, diner but vegetarian/veganfied. The vegan taquitos are super good here. The nachos are also very yummy. Meat eaters and non-meat eaters alike usually find this place tasty. The vegan milkshakes are delicious, definitely try one!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4rnvUzUlN607-t0dSq-ddg", "date": "2012-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N_c604GTeT5Q4myPH1XpsA", "text": "I was walking to CU Sushi, and the decor caught my eye. After ordering I realized that it was vegetarian which was perfect because I just came from the gym :D. I ordered the Jalapeno Burger and my sister orders the sampler and mac and cheese on the side.\n\nSpicy sampler platter: the sampler was pretty good but the proportions of each 'sample' was a bit off.  4.5 stars.\n\nMac'n'cheese (side): the mac and cheese was a bit disappointing. The texture was perfect for me but it was hard not to sprinkle a little black pepper onto it. 3 stars.\n\nJalapeno Burger: the patty was moist and the chipotle was a good balance of spice. 5 stars.\n\nOverall: 4 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CVLnhFngReeyxiGxHAVniQ", "date": "2010-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ndejV9qhrKj77W1o_rzn-Q", "text": "OK, I admit that I'm probably biased based on many fond memories of ending up at the Saturn in Santa Cruz after a good show at the Catalyst and being hammied, but my meal here was darned good. \n\nI had the \"Chicken\" Avocado Club and it was perfect. I gave up bacon when I was 9, but with the smoked gouda and fakin bacon on the sammie, it was as good as it gets. Definitely not a healthy veggie meal, but a satisfying one nonetheless. My meat eater friend had the BBQ Ranch \"Chicken\" Burger and she finished her entire plate. \n\nWe split the pumpkin milkshake (flavor of the month) and it was delish. As we were leaving I looked at the booth next to me and saw another set of my friends about to order. As I was beginning a recommendation they said that they had eaten at Saturn the night before so they didn't need any help. This place is that good. \n\nI will definitely be back soon!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NyaJ2sUFtNPZsiES6QzMew", "date": "2010-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NEvXTBIl9BJRTtsrNkavcQ", "text": "Veggie burger! cool retro place", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZKfw7Rnd34HWepqNjXsU-g", "date": "2011-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-nGDCC_DOIDhNS-5S6RTFw", "text": "Saturn is the bomb!  We are so excited we don't have to wait for our Santa Cruz trips to get some delicious fake-meat meals.  We reccomend... EVERYTHING!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4VL4NYL4BOvv0RjrVdRAJQ", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NkaeUeaMqaMcUUh-T2zG2A", "text": "We love the veggie burgers and fries. Also, a nice selection of other dishes. The place was crowded when we went, but we had good service and friendly people. Any flaws seen earlier were probably due to the fact that they just opened.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ut4VxFdT-XOfDDxaWQX8fA", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NkJUvAaGVSCvXgm_umLt1A", "text": "I was very excited when Saturn opened. I loved the concept, the decor, the menu. But my experience there has been very uneven. The burger was great, the side salad was ample and awesome, the milkshake was yummy. The peanut royale, as another reviewer noted, was very bland and boring. \n\nTwo times of my three visits there, the service has been horrendous. There seemed to be only one server working the entire restaurant during a busy lunch hour. She was too harried to take our drink order when we were seated, or ask about beverages when we ordered, or check back to see if everything was all right. I predicted that I wouldn't see my beverage until after I'd finished my meal, and I was right, even though I reminded the server as she walked by and she said it was coming.\n\nOh, and every time I've been there, the seats and table have been sticky. I really hope they can improve the service and cleanliness, because I think the place has great potential and I'd like to see it succeed. That location has seen too many restaurants come and go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4kh5C9XSEleATow1ifQZlQ", "date": "2010-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nkWzNS80IwtWru7QI03eeQ", "text": "YES!!! Where have you been all my life, Saturn Caf\u00e9?!\n\nI was having an awful night, and I just wanted a crap ton of hot food... but it was 11PM and I'm vegan.  I had never been to Saturn Caf\u00e9, so I was excited that they had vegan food and were open until Midnight.\n\nI got a vegan sampler and a vegan quesadilla, and I'm way beyond impressed and satisfied.  The sweet potato fries are AMAZING, and the vegan quesadilla is EPIC.  Not only is the food delicious, the portions are large (I got a quarter of the way through each box) and the prices are right.\n\nI ordered to-go, but the atmosphere inside looked super cozy.\n\nI don't know how I'm going to keep myself from going back every freaking night.  THANK YOU FOR EXISTING, Saturn Caf\u00e9!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HmcR6W9xfm9BuJzya_nCmQ", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o-4HdwvU5eByU_X1MJ4mBA", "text": "If I could give 3.5 stars, I would.. but since it feels more like a 3 than a 4, we'll go with 3.\n\nThe feel was overall of a slightly hipster diner that's not a chain,\nthe decor is intentionally cheesy with sparkles and lots of pink,\nand the portions are enormous.\nTotally fun as a group get together, or if you want a casual bite,\nbut keep in mind that even vegetarian, it's still diner food ;) \nso don't expect organic heirloom tomatoes in your burger.\n\nWe had great service on a week night!\nFast and friendly staff that took turns taking cheesy pictures of us.\nA lot of us didn't finish our food, but few took leftovers home..\nthe idea of reheating a burger and soggy fries is rarely appealing.\nPrices were reasonable for the type of food, and the shakes were quite noms.\nWould definitely be back if we're in the area and feeling diner foodsy..\nbut wouldn't make a trip specifically for it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rP1JhMcc7sZTzW3KzLpL9w", "date": "2012-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_oa5B_AIAfegRaeNxs6NJQ", "text": "Veggie burgers! And they're open late. A fantastic option for vegetarians and vegans who are craving diner food or comfort food. It tastes pretty much like the \"real\" thing. If you're in the East Bay, this should be on your late night take out list, especially if you are veg. The staff are extremely sweet, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cxHdTnmxS58m7JSfw35HDw", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OBxeF67Mr2IOzXP3aTICFA", "text": "i hate the way this place looks but i cannot fault a cherry chip vegan milkshake that actually comes to you in the same manner of a regular diner. it actually pieces of cherry too which was nice. the prices are reasonable considering the relative rarity of the products. one of the people i came with had a root beer float with the dairy ice cream and was satisfied, not impressed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oxa-355GlN1ge1MxfCBjAQ", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oDXoVeFtiZipTJPvQ04kbg", "text": "The last time I was @ Saturn Cafe I was there for a school event & all I had were a few celery sticks.  This time I took advantage of the menu & spent a good few minutes & scrutinized the menu from from to back, top to bottom.\n\nI finally decided on the vegan breakfast burrito with tofu spread, guacamole & fresh salsa o the side.  I had never had a vegan dish before but this was way better than I thought.  The burrito had homefries & tofu scramble on the inside.  The tofu scramble was so good.  It was curry flavored but not overpoweringly so.  Loved it!  The tofu spread was also very tasty & it tasted a lot like potato salad.\n\nThe service was mediocre but it was because someone didn't show up for work.  My server was actually pretty nice once he stopped @ our table; he even drew a robot on the back of my check.\n\nSaturn Cafe isn't exactly my first choice for eating out but I won't count it \nout for when friends &/or myself feel like having something different.\n\nQuick note: This place is CASH ONLY.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GE64PcKGFWo_W49PWPb1JQ", "date": "2011-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oLjeWfeeDQq7zgjlwOM6dA", "text": "mer. food overhyped. sorry bout' it.\n\nHOWEVER, service was awesome and our waiter brea (?) was funny and super cheeel.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CjmRWw8bFoa6oo9hckF0Cg", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "olWOui6CZ2IcdO7864IPmA", "text": "Wow, really good. I'm nowhere near a vegetarian, but the Space Cowboy (seems to be the signature item) was superb. The steak cut fries were some of the best fries I've had in a while, and i'm a big fry snob. \n\nService was laid-back, frequent and super nice. Decent location (close to Shattuck but away from a lot of the noise; close to BART). Definitely will have to make another trip.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7zluAZzHmt2THQjvAkQbNQ", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OPlms5gZ-gGLhbxEUOoR_w", "text": "It's awesome to find a vegetarian restaurant and not a vegan restaurant.  With soy allergies, it's great to find a place that still serves dairy, but meat free.  The food was really good and the fries were probably the best part.  Everyone talks about how great the milkshakes, but I was so full after this meal that I didn't get one.  \n\nBathroom labels are a little confusing.  Just open the door and look for the urinal or lack of urinal and you were be set.\n\nThe atmosphere reminds me of the old terminal in the Las Vegas Airport... how people in the 1950's pictured the future, except with a modern flare.  It is hard to describe.  \n\nExcellent, glad I went here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "21-Jx9uKXPChF04aOd-z5Q", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oQEwA-UAh80Xgip59DPg6w", "text": "LOVE IT! so amazing! so down for that chicken bacon sandwich! it was the shiiit!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MMhCMkhBr0A4HpEVIiaz6g", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oVDB7TDKRBTrKTmzYHRFxQ", "text": "My trips back to Berkeley often orbit around this celestial gem. My friends and I paid it a long overdue visit today after months away, and I was not disappointed. I would give the place 4 stars alone for its friendly service, but the place's vibrant decor (great for large groups!) and spot-on vegetarian cornucopia really seal the deal. I've had their pumpin pancakes in the autumn, and I ordered the \"fried chicken\" salad today. Admittedly, the salad itself was nothing super special, but their soy (?) chicken is amazing, and great for anyone looking for a semi-authentic taste without the heaviness or guilt of real chicken. Saturn Cafe is by far my favorite of the planetary series that has taken up residence in Berkeley, so definitely give it a try if you haven't!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "b26RbekUl9myUQ-D555OiA", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oWOVmYSpc-g7x2J6JkicUw", "text": "3.5 rounding up because the people that work at Saturn Cafe are very nice.  \n\nI'm very skeptical of fake meat, so I opted for the portobello burger.  I expected to get a big hunk of portobello, but instead got a few strips of mushroom tossed together with roasted peppers.  Nevertheless the flavor was spot on and I enjoyed my order.  \n\nI also got to try the jalapeno burger, which was tastey, but there was something off about the flavor combination.  It was sort of one note and salty rather than flavorful.  \n\nThis place seriously confused me because it looked like a diner on the outside.  And it's so freaking crowded.  I can't tell if it's crowded because it's good, or because people are dumb like me and didn't know it was vegetarian/vegan until I sat down in a booth.  But still, I've had much worse at Fin's so this place is like heaven compared to that.  \n\nGet their fries as your side to your burger.  Steak cut fries are really crispy on the outside and sooo good on the inside", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2010-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P-343uhTTotiLBNVAaqSrw", "text": "We came here because my boyfriend and I decided we wanted to do a Berkeley/Oakland area Vegan feast! So, we wanted to start at Cinnaholic, move to this place, and then Souley Vegan. Too bad Cin and Souley are closed on Mondays :(\n\nBut...\n\nThis place is GREAT! Normally, for a Monday in a vegetarian restaurant, I expected us to be the only ones there! Nope! This place actually had a good amount of people in it for lunch time, which is always a good sign to me.\n\nThe decor was great, very space age-hip. The tables were neat with inlays of records, cds, mixtapes and musical things. \n\nThe food was excellent. I had the Vegan Cheeseburger special w/ chedder cheese. It was so yummy! The fries were great too,\n\nMy boyfriend had the Vegan Huevos Rancheros and was in heaven, he hadn't had that in over 5 years!\n\nThe service was fast, as well. The guys that worked there seem kind of \"douchey hipster\" but it didn't bother us too much.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wko-Dz4Hhn7vwy80jde-lA", "date": "2011-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p9AhNcnL2ksBUTsRfOepwg", "text": "As a self-described carnivore I almost can't believe I'm writing this but I'm actually giving a good review to a Vegan/Vegetarian restaurant. \n\nSaturn gets thumbs up from me for a diverse menu, good execution and decent prices. The faux-meats weren't bad at all, at least from the \"chicken\" i had on top of my Santa-Fe Salad. The Milkshake was pretty decent, though I still like Barney's Better, and the Nacho Fries that everyone talks about was quite excellent (though i could go for spicier jalapenos). Great portions for everything.\n\nMy friend had the portabello burger which looked delicious but messy. \n\nAll in all, while I'm not planning on declaring veganism to the world any time soon, I was very satisfied with my meal and wouldn't mind going back when I next feel the need to graze for extra fiber and foliage. \n\nService was decent, maybe could've been a bit more enthusiastic, but friendly enough and efficient.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7oWU5ObJjMJ4AloSe_qE5w", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pa67wFUGrEADy6YkvNvdyw", "text": "i absolutely LOVE this place. there food is AMAZING! i am a vegan and there are so many great options! I dont like vegeterian burgers but there are great! and i also love the pancakes! the atmosphere of the place is cool and fun, i love the decor and how each table has a different theme. i would give it 20 stars if i could!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7WMqjRnaMK_9jlCbjkXMTg", "date": "2011-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "paP9fqzF4MpWnDhsDGogFA", "text": "This is an update to my review of last week.  The manager contacted me after reading my review and was genuinely concerned and wanted to address the issues I encountered.  She even offered a gift cert. if I wanted to return.\n\nI went again tonight, and the experience was a big improvement.  They got the food order correct and the service was excellent.  I took a friend and she said if I hadn't told her of my first disappointed experience there, she never would have guessed it from the quality and service we received tonight.\n\nI was really impressed that whatever went wrong the last time, the staff at Saturn Cafe certainly made it right! Thanks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QqzwI-Y8jnfXaUb2co3meA", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pELwYRSbmmVt66xKeDaAwA", "text": "I've been to Saturn a few times for dinner and lunch. Aces! My only quibble was the Cowgirl Blue burger (kinna on the small side, but otherwise delish).  I mean, let's be clear - even a veggie burger should be the size of your head. The garlic fries are a favorite; really if I didn't have to eat other \nfoodstuffs to be functional, I could reasonably live off garlic fries alone. \n\nThe space has a Jetson's diner-vibe, which is the only time I find I ever appreciate pink and space sparkles. (I always get confused by the pink and blue robots for the restrooms though. Uh.....???).  The staff are young and hip and always very cool. Usually they're playing 80s pop, which is my generation and the best music period ever.  \n\nDid I mention the garlic fries? I did. Okay, there's also the sweet potato fries (#2 with a bullet). There's also this ceasar salad thing, which is excellent and they serve kombucha. Yummy and cool local spot!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rTW3wkEjqwBpKfICj4Yf3A", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PHHJ6dCt1e7NUcLrZqblxg", "text": "I'm so excited about this concept! A vegetarian 50's diner. Sounds good to me:-)  I really enjoyed the service and the food at Saturn. \n\nHere are a few fun food tips:\n1. The steak fries (thick cut) are wonderful! If you are going back and forth between these and the sweet potato fries-- get the thickums!\n\n2. Yay vegan vanilla and chocolate shakes and malts!!! Can you say mmmm:-) My friend got the seasonal pumpkin shake and loved it also.\n\n3. The Brunch menu looks awesome.  I haven't had it yet but they have a plethora of veggie breakfast options--I can't wait to try some of them.\n\nThanks Saturn!\n\nP.S. I also really appreciate the spotless restrooms!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zqUtgpnDjAorTI--t-dvFg", "date": "2010-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PnOo-UljP9ZxDWqPy_PZ3g", "text": "I had lunch with a friend here a few weeks back.  I ordered a Jalepeno burger.  I had such high hopes for this place, being a fan of vegetarian food. \n\nGood location, space and cute/fun decorations.\nPretty good service.\nFood is where I had to shave off a star or two.  The burger tasted ok but the jalapeno bottle caps were kind of strange.  Bland tasting with the batter falling apart into a mushy mess as I ate my food.  \n\nI will be back to try something else, but for now  a 3/5.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F7k2vBiIHc0ysP9pkHVdkQ", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PqWtzGAakiECDPLIgc4uZw", "text": "Great place for a date, especially if your prospective partner is vegetarian. They have lots of fakin' bacon and other imitation meats or vegetarian choices. But is also good for meat lovers: their burgers are mostly creative Californian twists, nothing too greasy. They also have some seasonal Santa Cruz beer on tap, also a plus!\n\nAlso: those gay boys are VERY attentive waiters, and not half bad to look at... meow!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lX_uc1R5s0nNOFcCoIUZeg", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q-AREGQcutd6Od2wbetkrQ", "text": "Ive been here a few times because I like to support vegetarian restaurants, but Saturn is pretty hit or miss depending on the type of patty you choose.\n\nThe jalape\u00f1o and cowgirl burgers are tasty, but I didn't want to swallow my bite of the California burger.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "61fUFEpyik4QHLawtOLh0w", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QbRmV9g4meqPA2Tn7xaEbw", "text": "Went for brunch on a Saturday and got a booth right away. Ordered the Vegan French Toast and the Vegan Spud Scramble. Both were DELICIOUS. Also, very cheap! My boyfriend and I ate our faces off for $20!!!\n\nThe service was just ok, typical unenthusiastic hipster waiter, but the food made up for that. The restaurant is also a no frills place, which I love, but don't come in your Sunday finest.\n\nIt is right by the downtown berkely BART station and right next door to Cinnaholic, the vegan bakery, so it is the perfect place to stop by for a quick bite before exploring Berkeley.\n\nThe restaurant also supports Farm Sactuary and other animal rights causes- which I love.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UJCTj8XT2cg9F9LrbCUSOA", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QkyahcTK1cdUDh3xAeJaRg", "text": "I have been a huge fan of Saturn Cafe since my first visit to their Santa Cruz location about 5 years ago.  By far my favorite place to go for veggie burgers, fries and shakes.  I was so excited when I learned they were opening up shop in Berkeley.  I was disheartened to see the negative reviews of the Berkeley location on Yelp.  When we went yesterday, we had a wonderful experience.  The waitstaff was friendly and attentive.  We received our food promptly.  The veggie burger and steak fries were just as amazing as they are in Santa Cruz.  We also got a vegan vanilla and peanut butter milkshake.  I can't think of anywhere that makes a better shake.  It's hard not to inhale the whole shake in one gulp.  As a vegan, I would love to see more vegan options, but I am quite happy with the ones that are already in place.  The ambiance was funky and it was nice and bright with plenty of giant windows.  The menu (same menu as Santa Cruz) met my needs and I thoroughly enjoyed my meal.  Looking forward to my next visit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rNkOm00Mh5GnCqIXp9w5Bw", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qMktI1eBLztK9C0KxlWr5A", "text": "Basically a vegetarian/vegan diner, so simple, so yummy, and the perfect combination.  Today was my first time there and I had a BBQ \"chicken\" sandwich with the thin fries.  The sandwich was incredible, it had ranch dressing on it and the fries were really good.  I had the sliders too, which were very satisfying.  I can't wait to go back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PpK5m0LrYbRhp5NEu6zjpg", "date": "2012-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QqeRt-aV4frc7p6W_p-uvw", "text": "It's like they read my mind... I've been hoping and praying for YEARS that someone would open a place like Saturn Cafe.\n\nGREAT diner food. Some of the best fries I've ever had (2nd only to Rudy's in Emeryville).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AkcnQBb0fX6Et7bcF545hA", "date": "2011-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R1ojjv6onvSnMCI1X9555Q", "text": "I should start by saying I'm a vegetarian. For those who are bitching about this place having fake meat... well, that's like complaining the food at an Indian restaurant was spicy. \nAnyhow, LOVE this food. Best Nachos ever, and my meat eating friends agreed with me on that one.\nI got the sliders and was really happy.\nNow, for the down side: the service. They are really nice, but working out the kinks of a new place still. It takes FOREVER to get anything there. Don't go there if it's packed. I hope they work this out, because I really enjoyed the food. I will add stars if they fix this. ;)\nOh yea... glad to see there is a place that employs hipsters as their entire wait staff... heehee", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4HT4YWJhIW-mtwvfLQPrBg", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rBstS3heG_PB_9OJbFkxpQ", "text": "It used to be a totally reasonable trip to get in the car and drive two hours just to go to Saturn Cafe in Santa Cruz...the vegan buck sauce is that good. \n\nNow that the Berkeley store has opened, I'm afraid I'm never going to eat anywhere else. \n\nThey're delicious, open late, and fairly cheap.  And if, after all that, you could ask for more...they're opening a performance space for local artists. \n\nThese guys rule.  \n\nSo many of the buildings on that street have turned over time and time again (once it was a Persian food restaurant then a yoga shop, ect.) I really hope that Saturn is here to stay.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YcXvMdCSda1d0iJ-3hoW2w", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RcyxfRdSqZe-kxXvdiNQUw", "text": "I like this place even though I'm not a vegetarian. They still have eggs so I always get their eggs florentine. You can eat here as a carnivore and still respect yourself. Plus it's open until midnight and has this great hot sauce - ask for the one with the Caribbean dude on the label it's delicious.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iW9TG6bw0OFCKemWkAwKWg", "date": "2011-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rEB6McY3qaG1_S8JYE5E6g", "text": "I tried taking a group of non-vegan friends here for dinner.  I never told them that the entire menu is vegetarian.  They finally figured it out, but they still were very fond of the food.  As a vegan, I enjoy coming to the Saturn Caf\u00e9 when I crave comfort food.  The atmosphere is very retro, the vegan burgers are tasty, and the vegan shakes are delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MKxLohW6ttJT0xZf7WArPQ", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RIOGlbYrUwSGrWnnQhUCcQ", "text": "the jalapeno burger was great but the chili was pretty unstellar.  seems like a good venue for a private gathering and i believe they rent the place out", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KnR5T4LOcoWPWrzi_4wLSQ", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rMTINo7JqPlU-3qN65atmw", "text": "After so much hype, I finally decided to visit this place. Interior is very ... sparkly and pink but it is much better than the pseudo-dinky Italian/Mexican/lots of other things restaurant that used to be there. \nMaybe I had my expectations too high , but compared to some of the raving reviews I've heard, I didn't see anything amazing about this place. I am an omnivore by nature, and realize this is a vegetarian place. I don't know how this place compares to other vegetarian places, since I rarely go to them, but food seems quite a bit pricey as well. \nI would go back to try their milkshake (since I didn't get to try that one, and that seems to get positive reviews) but so far, food seems fresh, but not really amazing in terms of taste. \nAnother thing that ticked me off was that half the time I've been there, tables were super sticky, and also the waiter/waitress never came around except to take order (after 10 minutes of being seated) and to bring over food and the bill", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0LwN37IQHOPTSpVTmG1eKQ", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RNhPHdI4ajg85zjNPtCogg", "text": "With the exception of our server, I could not be more disappointed with my experience at Saturn. I ordered biscuits and gravy, and one poached egg. The egg was hard, not runny the way a poached egg should be, and the biscuits and gravy were dry and tepid at best. I sent the egg back, and was pleased with how the server assuaged the situation. The second egg was on point, and the server made sure as much. He is the only reason that I would give them a two star, and not a one star review. Next time I want a vegetarian brunch in berkeley, I'll defer to the guerrilla cafe on shattuck.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F676ZfmgLUxZu1IiOTsRLA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rzxon_MZndaMz3xW_vjETA", "text": "I was pleased to find this place was all veg. Nice. Had a living social and is right near work, so the boy and I went for a quick dinner. I agree with others, the prices are a tad inflated. We got the jalapeno poppers-which basically were amazing. My boy's spicey mac and cheese was pretty good. I think I got a great deal of 1/2 sandwich, small cup of soup, and nice green salad with topppings for $8.95. It was the perfect portion. The tomato soup was good, although the texture was a bit heavy and felt almost like a really good pasta sauce to me. \n\nThe decor was diner-disco, fine. The wait staff was attentive. One guy was great and the other waitress would not leave us alone and was as awkward as awkward is. \n\nGood for a lunch spot or quick dinner...although I might choose to stop by Jupiter's instead...unless I'm craving a milkshake.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8mw2X0uRU4A5FnBMOx3__w", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "saaoHrCHYc6ySFv9TOS3jA", "text": "When they write chicken, they really mean \"chicken\". I'm not a vegan or vegetarian by any stretch of the imagination, but they have pretty decent burgers and excellent fries. In general, food is pretty good and will definitely try one of their milkshakes in the near future (at $6 it was a little pricey). If you want a dripping, juicy, meaty burger, look elsewhere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WN_EoPVJkB61qrNLcZmaWA", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SfzzM0VDnDrmQtiAGyd8NQ", "text": "I'm a sucker for retro diners, and a veg*n diner is right up my alley... but every time we go, it's always a little disappointing. The service is bad (even when it's empty), and the prices are high. The music is loud and often upbeat, even when it's empty, which isn't very enjoyable.\n\nI have to say, I don't think it's really hard to make diner food vegetarian-- meat substitutes are everywhere (and this place makes full use of them), and dairy and eggs are the basis of diner food. But it's hard to make diner food interesting without the cheese and eggs. I wish there were better vegan options-- the \"Fakin\" faux bacon is just frozen Morningstar Farms pink smokey-flavored cardboard instead of something higher quality like tempeh bacon; bring back the marinara sauce for the zucchini sticks; the lack of vegan hot fudge is just disappointing-- and slightly lower prices.\n\nI especially wish there were some decadent vegan desserts. Apple pie is nice, but not hard to do. Why not make those delicious dairy-based desserts dairy-free? Save the planet, shower the vegans with some love, and make the lactose-intolerant happy.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "K33-BJ2QL6Ejo3zN5IQBtA", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T8XXVTNKFUTOsEDcJLhGlw", "text": "The Good: Super tasty food!   I love the Jalape\u00f1o burger.  Order extra chipotle sauce to dip your skinny fries in.  You probably can't go wrong with anything on the menu taste-wise.\n\nThe Bad:  Service is hit or miss and they always seem understaffed.  Parking is hellish.  And the decor / theme is... uhh Space-Cowboy meets Che Guevara.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W28TRGT_ucwQr11NaY3zLg", "date": "2012-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tHx4S5mkeALUYGg-mJQfzQ", "text": "Definitely a cool setting to get your grub on. The tables are like shadow boxes full of retro pop stuff. It was cool looking at everything, plus it keeps you occupied while you wait for your food. I liked that it was all vegan/vegetarian diner food. And it all tasted pretty good. Their shakes were tasty though. We were too stuffed to finish them but it was no problem because we got to take 'em to go! Usually, if I can't finish a shake at a restaurant, I don't take it with me because it usually melts or isn't as good by the end of my meal anyway. But not here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BtV5ex6rDQMmAtXHLvxieQ", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tKMQ0hi6jwLtGTISA5t1KQ", "text": "We eat here almost every weekend. There are very few bad entrees here, so go ahead and experiment. So glad they expanded to Berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mUJbAbt5k7iWPQ1ma7zR-w", "date": "2012-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TpcEIRq8I6H0PN5mr9Hsgg", "text": "WOW, incredible! Great place for omnivores, vegetarians, and vegans. Caters to everyone!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-IbNcVyWfdFOuSGh7Ojoyw", "date": "2011-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tsyOcXIe6QBEMl0LEkoHdQ", "text": "I make a really good veggie burger at home but their California Burger was Heaven. Great vibes, terrific waitstaff all add up to a best bite for the bux.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2XDzy8H9Z76kdAu3H6p4IQ", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tWhH5SALJQemrr42a-h1YQ", "text": "Nice little joint, full of delicious types of vegetarian food that can still be satisfyingly gut-busting, so be careful you don't translate vegetarian as healthy when it comes to downing some cheese quesadillas or fried \"chickn\" sandwiches. I protest too much...it's good stuff.\n\nThe beer here is good, sort of cloudy and sweet in that organic local beer type of way. The people who work here are very friendly. The only bummer here is the you-need-a-key-attached-to-a-giant-novelty-item-to-get-into-the-restroom situation. I guess it's related to the density of itinerants, vagabonds, and uncouth students in the neighborhood.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cuVrNmt7_WtBn1uz5L_p0g", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TxsO3h6YUMbsxyQlnAojNA", "text": "I really want to like Saturn cafe, I really do, but the 5 or so times that I've gone I have walked out disappointed. I think Saturn Cafe is a much better experience for vegetarians than it is for vegans. The only two things I have had at Saturn that were good are their fries and their milkshakes. That's it. Last night I ordered potato tacos. The tacos came and they were just potato tacos, no salsa, no lettuce, no guac. It came with a side of black beans and a side salad. My biggest complaint is that everything is so bland. I never use salt shakers, but I have to at Saturn. The beans didn't have any seasoning and the salad dressing (tahini) was so light that I couldn't taste it. Add that to my taco shell filled with potatoes and I was just all around confused. Sadly, my mom and I bought several groupons here, so we feel that we have to use them, but there are way too many great vegan restaurants in Berkeley to waste money on so-so food. I hope that they will one day expand their vegan options like most of the other restaurants in Berkeley. I mean, even Gather has more vegan options than Saturn and they are a meat serving restaurant!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VkMOnBd0qpF10Pee3Em82Q", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tZbOsBSP7UyeYdITfoYaNQ", "text": "The food is super yummy, not amazing but pretty darn close. The prices are okay, sometimes I think a little more pricier than I like. I LOVE the decor and vibe here. It's not as cool as the Santa Cruz location, but pretty close. I had the taquito plate (4 taquitos, guacamole, brown rice, black beans, and salsa) and the spicy appetizer sampler plate. I also ordered The Pack (2 corn dogs and fries either steak cut or thin) and a vegan cupcake. Yes, yes I eat ALOT, let's move along now. The cupcake was chocolate w/ raspberry frosting and it was pretty awesome for something that was vegan I won't lie. I've been craving vegetarian corn dogs for the longest time and I couldn't wait to chow down on this and my gosh it was SUPER yummy! My steak cut fries were delicious also, but I found my taquitos to be a little over toasted and the salsa was eh. Everything they seem to serve seems pretty healthy and it wasn't too crowded on a Sunday afternoon. Our waitresses/hostess were super friendly and would stop by to check up on us to see how we were doing and etc. Definitely would come back if I was in the area, however I still do prefer the original location in S.Cruz. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I1dKh4olStlU7i-hEi4_TQ", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u36EHykLWO8lFJJPZFuibw", "text": "Friendly greetings and great diner food, especially the sweet potato fries, egg dishes, nachos, ice cream.  But, as I would advise at any diner, I don't suggest the \"entrees\" -- stick with the diner-style foods.  Example:\n\nMy friend ordered the \"peanut royale\" entree, which the menu describes as \"seasonal organic vegetables...with a mildly spicy peanut sauce...\"  In Berkeley, you would think these veggies would be fresh, not frozen, and maybe be a little crisp, but instead they were soggy and obviously pre-frozen.  Instead, the dish was simply a plate of mushy (boiled?) broccoli and cauliflower drenched in a flavorless, runny peanut sauce, with some rice and tofu mixed in.  Blech.  I think Saturn should just take this item off the menu.  And they should have offered to replace or comp it when my friend politely complained, instead of replying, \"It's always like that.\"  \n\nOther than that, I'm glad there's finally a diner in Berkeley that's open late and has yummy diner food, without the meat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vRF2lZIAK6ROqwd3-S-Pkg", "date": "2010-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U5CdAbenqCUZZJZ6-vtprQ", "text": "Saturn Cafe is one of my favorite haunts in Berkeley. \n\nHowever, I think I am more turned-on by the novelty of a place where I can order anything and not worry about if it is vegetarian or not as opposed to being in love with the food itself. I think some of the food quality could be improved, but some is downright awesome (I recommend the soyrizo breakfast burrito or the cowgirl blues chikn sammich).\n\nI also don't like their beer. In general, I like beer. A lot. But for some reason, the stuff from the Santa Cruz brewery that they carry (which I understand wanting to support local business) is not so tasty to me, and I can appreciate a wide variety of brews.\n\n Perhaps I should try and convince them to at least switch to a Berkeley or San Leandro brewery for the Berkeley location instead of complaining on the internet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pNLoelJ63AZucn1SW_IuMw", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ua9vPaTd8S74PgY99Znkog", "text": "Hate to only give it 2 stars. The food is good , but I waited 25 minutes for a salad and the place was only half full. The servers did not really seem to care either. They never checked in to let me know how the order was coming, did not apologize for the long wait. Maybe that's just how Saturn is?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eMpHKzq3s4cE-fBgB4uTrw", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UGTQg7-AL0-p39gmm5BZ0Q", "text": "Staff was friendly and the food was tasty!!  The california and jalapeno burgers were yummy and the sweet potatoe fries hit the spot!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NpdMfXoDyG70Sd5s264OFg", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_UK-TNEnkb3RlHzVOKqIYQ", "text": "vegan shakes were pretty decent.  being lactose-intolerant is tough, but nice to know that there is a dairy- free option for my late night craving :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4H4QKukTawLOwEDA7MroMQ", "date": "2010-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ULvbhuH6KtQ4pWAMYBZsvQ", "text": "I've eaten here quite a few times, but hesitated to write a review. Not sure why. Everything I've eaten here has been relatively ok... nothing too special. However, this past Saturday, I think I finally found the meal that is going to keep me coming back. \"Chicken\" club with tomato soup. Very comfort-food-esque with a vegetarian twist. Be sure to get a shake as well, they're top-notch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rb95xc3RRxMsQmk0moHajg", "date": "2011-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uti_vUckZjwpTqZhcTYXPQ", "text": "I really want to give Saturn Cafe four stars. The concept alone (vegan/vegetarian 50s-style diner) deserves applause. The male and female robots on the bathroom doors, as well as the creative shadowbox tables in the booths, almost earn a star on their own.\n\nBut the first time I tried to eat here, I actually left because the server never came to take my order or even get me a drink... I waited at least 15-20 minutes.\n\nThe second time, I was with my vegan friend who was so excited to be able to get a burger and fries for dinner that he was almost ready to forgive any flaws. Me, however -- I'm kind of a vegetarian patty connoisseur, and my pet peeve is patties that are too \"squishy\" and ooze out the bottom of the burger when you try to eat it. The California Burger patty was way too squishy (although the flavor was good) and the avocado was not quite ripe. Further, although I am THRILLED any time I can get steak-cut fries, these were not fully cooked in the middle. \n\nOverall my sandwich was good, not great, and I really wish this place could work on service and execution a bit to really live up to its full potential. That and, obviously, open a restaurant in San Francisco -- Berkeley's too far to be a frequent stop in our dining repertoire! :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W-xGl3qAjzo2tYjozLTfnQ", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uUgsgL1HsadKR4ZYs_JuXA", "text": "This place is great all around. Food options from healthy to non, and the fried stuff is just as good, if not better, than at any comfort food restaurant. Sauces are the best. Ranch dressing, bbq sauce, tahini dressing, tofu dip, guacamole, salsa fresca, etc. Saturn has novelties and creative recipes to boot.\n\nThe graffiti and the art deco tables are something to see. I was constantly looking around, never bored, and the music was great, too.\n\nIt just opened, and the place already looks like a fixture in this neighborhood. Great location and prices and friendly people. An anyone/anytime kind of place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "isGm6ZIJly8ub2o38owkfA", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UuLn1BYAabnQdWa047WCNQ", "text": "The veggie burgers are bean-burgers. Somehow mushy & dry at the same time. Not a fan. Points for being a veggie diner, but not impressed otherwise.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VuNGndpi_-y3KwWJrdfnkA", "date": "2012-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UXFUvLAFb5v6aq9HXAp96g", "text": "i like it! yummy food! i like the atmosphere, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_E1aAQ0Yrf0QHGkiG5oqlQ", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V51c8Zaru_1FaOIuJbphCQ", "text": "This place was great! Went here and the person I was with didn't tell me it was vegetarian tell I got there because I usually am not a fan of vegan/vegetarian resturants but this place is awesome will for sure be going again. the vegetarian food with fake meat products tasted just like it would with real meat had the Avacado Club sandwhich it was HUGE and I ate the whole thing. The only reason I cant give this 5 stars is because im a meat eater and it wouldn't be right. \n\nAlso for guys there are college girls everywhere in this place! Just the view was worth the trip. ; )", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YT4qAzsXK9w5CElM80GuCQ", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VaXRXc_gP0UG0DavBX8JXw", "text": "Saturn Cafe is delightfully weird (quirky, interesting, whatever you want to call it). The food was great and the vegan cupcakes were even better than I thought they would be. I think it was pretty reasonably priced and the sparkly pink decor is fascinating. :D I was hoping there would be more vegan options, particularly dessert, but other than that it was great and I'll definitely go back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6sVawZyUotK8tccSO5gOzA", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vIWlsi2-DRJBUdcixn3Rzw", "text": "Good stuffff. \nI like me some vegetarian junk food once in a while...and this is definitely the place to go for that. \nOne of the things I really like about this place...the portions are BIG. At first, I was a little bit skeptical about $10 for a sandwich and fries. But really, not bad when you can split a \"chicken\" avo sandwich with your boyfriend, and both leave full!\nThis place has a really cool atmosphere as well! I saw some Neutral Milk Hotel and Of Montreal album covers under their cool glass table covers. Me likey.\nAnd, oh yeah, the sandwich and the fries were good too. The fries were extra crispy and oily on the outside...just how good, fatty fries should be!\nI can't wait to try one of their burgers or their nachos. Nom nom nom.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yN58kjtt_Kv91yc3ZteNg", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vT3gKxqsxjMQkJeuXnMuHg", "text": "Vegan diner!! Woot woot! \nI love my meat but I have to give it up for Saturn Cafe for being vegan. The decor is a little funky, but this is Berkeley, right? Saturn is here for me after a long day in SF, an evening film showing, a boring night in Berkeley, and even after midterms! The service can be slow and sometimes nonexistent, but this place will always have a special place in my heart!\n\n**Must Try**: Appetizer sampler plate! It comes with fries, sweet potato fries, fried zucchini, etc etc, as well as a selection of sauces. Great for groups.\n\nNacho Fries! Get them steak cut and you won't be disappointed! Served with generous helpings of salsa, cheese, beans, and guac.\n\nFrench Toast! Delectable even at 9pm. Large portions, super sweet!\n\nChocolate Shake! Tin included! Much much much MUCH better than the shakes at Fenton's. They'll split one for two people if you ask!\n\n**Meh**: The salads are very generously portioned, but leave much to be desired. The ingredients of various salads don't really come together all that nicely. If you must try one, try the Cowgirl! I, for one, don't really like fakin' bacon :\\", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tfPC1SmIhXUTZLKMMo9jgQ", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vtvz_j3U34GVsh8bLYiPbw", "text": "Sure Saturn Cafe isn't fine dining, but it is still a decent place to get a meal. I appreciate their emphasis on vegan, vegetarian, and organic food. The organic lemonade was very yummy and the baked Mac N Cheese was delicious! May not have been original, but it was sure yummy!\n\nOur waiter was very nice and polite which always scores well with me!\n\nThe decor was a little tacky: sparkly pillars, neon stars pasted to the walls, and different aprons displayed in the front. The tables were interesting though. Each had a display under the surface that had anything from CD covers and posters to t-shirts and books. Was quite entertaining to look at it all.\n\nLastly, they have recycled napkins and compost-able straws, which is nice to see. (But be warned, the straws crack really easily so you can't squeeze or bend them like plastic straws!)\n\nOverall, good experience. Good food, good people, and good price. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "suVue5kyoq_XHdcAFRVjTg", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W19bD8ADjnAmok78SpeYBA", "text": "So so sad to be giving a vegetarian restaurant near my house a bad review.  But the food just sucks.  I'm sorry, it does.  We've tried twice, the first time we went was in their first week so we thought we'd give em another chance.  And the second time was worse. Everything took forever to come out, tasted like it had been reheated and the salad was a little stale.  The three stars is because at least they are trying- but really need to get fresher ingredients!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Zt1LQEXorTx1K2negEzF0w", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WARccDBmdljAn_lCOz3InQ", "text": "Fun atmosphere for brunch-- I just really love diner-style booths.  The french toast is only so-so (just didn't think there was enough flavor and they were a little too dry), but I'm a fan of the spicy omelet with the fake meat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VyaokXwknYm0Mg6f_F1b5w", "date": "2011-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wc_zd0bn-QUczpboqLOPhw", "text": "My friends who had just graduated from Cal were leaving town so we wanted to get lunch. I had work and I literally work across from this place, so we decided to meet here. \n\nThe atmosphere is pretty nice. It's always crowded every time I pass by and when I went in to eat it was no different. We did not have to wait though luckily since they have a lot of seating. Their decor is pretty funky but cool in its own way. \n\nI did not really like the service that much. Our waiter seemed kind of out of it. He brought us 2 napkins when we were 3 people. When we asked for a third one he disappeared for a long time and seemed to not remember so we had to flag down the buser( who was nice!). \n\nThe food, however. was delicious. I got their jalape\u00f1o burger with fries and it was super yummy. Their steak cut fries are really unique and good quality, not like the ones you get at usual joints. I loved it. I think my friend got the avacado burger and said it was too much lettuce but except for that really good. The food was brought out pretty quickly too. I was able to be seated, down food and leave in 40 minutes which is always good if you are out on your lunch break:) \n\nOverall, a pleasant experience and I will surely return. A nice vegetarian diner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jEOMMK9gJTiZaeGMhnTgAg", "date": "2011-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wDdNvrHTuetIDSqjgaenvg", "text": "I was a huge fan in Santa Cruz and am so glad there is now a restaurant in Berkeley. The staff are always friendly, quirky, and fun. I love the food here: my usual is the nacho fries with a peanut butter/chocolate milkshake. However, I've tried much of the menu, from the burgers to the salads, and the food never disappoints me. For me, the prices are more than fair for the quality and quantity of food you get. This kind of is my go-to place: I get a milkshake to celebrate finishing writing projects, and I go here to console myself when I've had a bad day. If you're looking for a fun place with delicious food, Saturn Cafe is definitely worth checking out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tUo018VI8YNjMpAlvFksYw", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WgVJULwIFkcxlgpjeX5YSg", "text": "This place has the most amazing guacamole! I have tried several of the appetizers and the sweet potato fries with wasabi are fantastic. I have yet to try their version of the veggie burger but everything I have had has been outstanding.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H7FnyT2bqQylCl5aRwlYPQ", "date": "2012-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wliu7Yc5RLG7PK4zlE4S1A", "text": "Great diner food choices for a vegetarian. Brunch is served all day. Prices are reasonable with big portions. I had their Space Cowboy Burger which could not have been more satisfying. I will try all of their Mud Pie flavors.\nSuper friendly staff too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xkSzQa2uR3DakGyz_YfyrQ", "date": "2010-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wmAVpOARVKpB2raetzdjyw", "text": "I went here tonight with my pre-optometry group for their spring banquet.  I tried the mesquite \"chicken\" cutlet burger with fries and had coffee ice cream for dessert.  I haven't had too many vegetarian or vegan dishes, but the burger was quite tasty, moist, and I'd definitely like to come back here soon.  :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hLGKr59Uc7yZOUzS-ptLrw", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wwDu9SD3bVSsKKLdurjPQw", "text": "Saturn is an excellent vegetarian diner.\n\nWe came here for vegan brunch; the soyrizo and vegan pancakes (with real maple syrup) were completely delicious. They really make amazing, well-thought-out dishes here, and I can't wait to come back... Next time, I'm going to try something from the full lineup of veggie burgers.\n\nThe service was also amazing! Everyone was really warm and inviting and made the overall experience twice as good as it would have been otherwise.\n\nThe decor is adorable -- pure space age kitsch. If you don't like silver glitter and FontDiner typefaces, you should steer clear. But I loved it. =)\n\nThe coffee was the only downside for me, but only because they didn't have my preferred coffee paraphernalia (skim milk and Splenda).\n'\nOther than that, excellent experience, will be back often.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8x_WagfL37U_GaDXVK7j0g", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X1r0ua5EDrqYacY-4Tm08w", "text": "Pumpkin pancakes with real maple syrup = one satisfied New Englander!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WGn6hTHo39hlOphcAeDE6A", "date": "2010-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XbyQwVSkOsGAw5vJGCKRsg", "text": "Saturn is on the line between 2-3 stars.  I'm calling it a 3 because I always like to support any restaurant that exclusively serves vegetarian items and makes it easy to know which items are vegan and/or can be made vegan.  Saturn was strong for this--if this is important to you, give them a try.\n\nThe diner atmosphere was \"cute\" and despite a truly spacy hostess, the waitress herself was friendly and helpful.  \n\nThe food was ok, but I wouldn't go to great lengths to have it again.  Next time I'm in Berkeley, I'll probably be looking for another vegetarian place to compare this to.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mm7yR3DDtIKKZY9vOzFz-w", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xcjMlbW3Vs7FWopvuiuYaA", "text": "Pretty good food and service.  Skinny fries were delicious.  Loved the buffalo sauce on the jalapeno burger.  The fried zucchini sticks came out as a log cabin.  Awesome robot paintings on the bathroom doors.\n\nOnce their \"space lounge\" opens, it'll be a great place to go for beer and bar food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CfzBYwT29WA5na39N5rlWw", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xoxlMcigk9CJK4uxBBz4qw", "text": "Best fake chicken mini burgers in the bay.  After your meal walk down the block to cinnaholic for a sweet sweet cinnamon bun.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tiN0fMBlBRGy8iyv0AWi0A", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XxOvUeE8FaJPUU5IXK_WZw", "text": "I actually really liked the eggs benedict here. Didn't realize this place was vegan! Haven't tried anything else but judging from the eggs benedict I had, I really liked it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iDrZlore_6bRaOHO7bWD4Q", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XYWWmp7ofTsu186VvEEtpQ", "text": "We just tried this place for the first time because we had a coupon. The decor was fun. The waitress was very nice. They even sat us at the table with legos and micro machines (pretty cool conversation piece!). But the food was unimpressive. I ordered the banana walnut pancakes and a side of eggs. The pancakes were soggy, I couldn't finish them. Was cool that it came with real maple syrup, but just didnt make up for the texture. My bf ordered the southwestern omelet. He thought it was just ok - disappointed that it didn't mention toast but came with white toast, and he would have requested wheat vs white. And his potatoes were on the burnt side. In general the place is clean and brightly lit, but don't expect the food to be higher quality than diner food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TN6H_C57O6IQ5JtOudkZiQ", "date": "2011-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yb-MBitYn7vfD1b6-QUNSg", "text": "Saturn is still waiting on its beer license.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G4OFrRAy0JXDYOBkM3M1Gw", "date": "2010-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ycxKBMZAEs6HFDuZ09pKDw", "text": "This is by far my favorite place to eat in Berkeley! They have the best vegetarian/vegan food that I've had.  There's a great selection of stuff, and the kind of stuff that you wouldn't expect to be Vege/vegan.  \n\nThe beer was also really good, organic.  And the wait staff was very attentive and friendly. I will definitely go back again soon.\n\nThey also have great seasonal specials like pumpkin ice cream, which can be made into a shake and chipotle corn chowder for their soup, among others.  If you are into veg/vegan food you should give it a try and even if you are just into diner food you should try it as well.  It was pretty amazing!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jr1q40_aOh_nbWnNfGggIQ", "date": "2010-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yeY-xF7W3KxAk0DBNEsoBA", "text": "Great food - all vegetarian. Great service. Vibrant atmosphere. We drank their cola & hibiscus cooler - booth great. For food we had the santa fe salad which was incredible. The jalapeno burger with thin fries was equally good. The mac n cheese was bland, so I won't order that again. The mini madness was a chocolate delight.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nGqmdnQb_xUHNcPheQbwtg", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YfAW8Osq24zabKEin0FRMA", "text": "Their BBQ ranch 'chicken' sandwich deserves 4+ stars in its own right. They use Quorn, aka the best texture for faux chicken ever, and manage to perfectly marinate it in BBQ sauce. The homemade ranch was the 2nd star of the show, I'd probably buy it in a mason jar if they sold it. It was incredibly fresh tasting and wasn't super thick. Saturn just keeps getting better!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CfV_axQI2rK0eHB9FfG_GQ", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YFEhBCrFVXKlOQYrbwlZdA", "text": "Great food, great service. \nBEST fries. BEST vegan milkshakes! I suggest the peanut butter one!\nWant more vegan options- my only complaint!\nVegan cheese (daiya!), vegan breakfasts, pancakes, french toast, a vegan chicken patty....please please!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3wxAgkMchK3QB7gPHe7Gcw", "date": "2010-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YIAXOahvYdTibdvHAZxfIQ", "text": "Great concept and cool diner environment - as vegetarians it felt great to come to a place with no risk of meat stock in the bean or rice etc..\n\nBut the food was quite disappointing - maybe it was just lack of good ingredients but the tomato and avocado in the eggs benedict were completely tasteless and the sauce was bland too. Grilled cheese was just ok too.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WSK1vMV-qYTv6azQ-fUBKQ", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YLuUfH5OAAhKlmRlnoANOQ", "text": "3.5 stars. Saturn cafe is pretty good for what it is, great, even--house made veggie burgers, with lots of cheese and guac and onion rings and fake bacon to make them palatable... fries and milkshakes look good, but I didn't try them this time. \nI was disappointed because in spite of being vegetarian, I felt the menu wasn't very health conscious --buns on the burger were white, no option for whole wheat, my friend's salad was leaf lettuce, no option for more healthy greens like spinach or arugula, and I couldn't go near the coconut soup (the only option today) because of the saturated fat in coconut. Surprisingly, there aren't a lot of healthy vegetarian options in downtown Berkeley, and unfortunately this place is more of a splurge (both for the pocketbook and my cholesterol count) than a go-to staple.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h4RPNNmFZPwJXQuFe1M9mg", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ym6GeJDrqWHpEIiSWu7vWQ", "text": "There's something really bittersweet for me about finding a fabulous restaurant when visiting a foreign city.  A local friend introduced me to Saturn Cafe and let me tell you, it almost made me cancel my plane tickets home.  Who needs friends, family or a day job when you have some of the best vegetarian sandwiches I've ever eaten?\n\nWe split the \"chicken\" avocado sandwich and the barbecue \"chicken\" sandwich.  They were both delicious in completely different ways.  The former had a perfect mix of flavors and textures - rich avocado, chewy chicken, sweet tomato, smoky gouda, sharp bacon - all on lightly buttered, crispy toast.  The barbecue chicken was soggy with barbecue sauce and mayonaise, but that somehow only made it taste better.\n\nI briefly considered forgoing the fifth star, as their much touted blueberry ice cream tasted distinctly vanilla, but then I remembered that the table we sat at contained a lovingly crafted Lego display of robots, deep sea divers, and giant squid.  In fact, each of the tables is uniquely decorated - it's worth going there for that alone.  So 5 stars it is.  I only wish I could take it back to Boston with me!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RMKSLHSRoJuiIqNyy6NR4w", "date": "2010-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yuMAXEHMnjK0qynit3FUXg", "text": "I've only ever been here for garlic fries and the dessert.\n\nThe fries were covered in fresh minced garlic (nice!), but it seemed a little overwhelming even for a garlic lover like me. The fries were chunky (think steak fries) and pretty good otherwise. Probably a 3.5.\n\nBut the reason I always come back here is for their delicious desserts! I always get the supernova. 2 scoops of dutch chocolate and vanilla bean ice cream topped with their special hot fudge, cookie crumbs, nuts, and whipped cream. All over an organic banana. 5 stars!\n\nIt's also nice that they're open late even on weeknights.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nn4qOrRdSwxk8i7qlB-XzQ", "date": "2012-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YUulmViiD2j0uLEIn9abxw", "text": "Love that I can feel like I'm eating at a \"normal\" diner but it's all vegetarian! Cool decor, nice people...food is just your typical diner food ( don't expect gourmet ) its more for the atmosphere and showing your non-veggie friends that we have fun choices too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NTk76sqt8Z1MIkE_LKIePA", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YuxmxNa9lx2fMWcvA9Cgrg", "text": "Mother's Day Brunch, perfect! I am a fan of Saturn Cafe! \nThree different items, three delicious meals. Try the Bourbon St Omelet with Gouda, or the Muffinator or for vegan, try the Rosarita Scramble. Wow, presentation and taste will keep your coming back. Throw in a glass of fresh squeezed OJ, you are set for the day.\nParking is on the street, worth the effort. Service was friendly, water glass was never empty. \nAs for their diner decor, comfy booths, spacious, lots of windows to people watch. Located across from the UCB campus, get there early, it fill up f-a-s-t!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "j-gY0mqIkFG9UuGGnk6yYg", "date": "2012-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z292GpAqH5zG7YgBA5UvQw", "text": "I love Saturn Cafe! Honestly, if you are a vegetarian or meat eater, try their chicken avocado club sandwich, it is delicious! I am not normally a fan of fake meat but this was amazing. Also, their thin-cut fries are delicious! \n\nAlso, the table decor is pretty awesome. \n\nSo why the 4 stars? Well, I must admit, not everything on their menu is so great.; for example I would not encourage you to try their Mexican dishes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IOGiivr1fjz2jxrlnMZkfw", "date": "2011-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z4dE83iX6Z0dF3g7fF3sqg", "text": "I hated this place when I first tried it, I got the Guacamole Burger with the thin-cut fries. I expected a lot more from it because all my friends raved about this place. But all in all, it was tasteless and unappetizing. My friends dragged me here again, and I tried the spicy mac n cheese, nachos, and THEIR CHOCOLATE FUDGE BROWNIE SUNDAE!!! ahh at first I thought it tasted kinda strange (the sundae) and then I was in heaven by the end :D AND their nachos are surprisingly deliciousss! However their Mac n Cheese disappointed again. If I come here again, I'm definitely coming back for the nachos and the sundae. \nOverall, its fairly priced and a fun, casual place to hang out with friends. It's not on my MUST GO BACK list but I wouldn't mind coming back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7luYU3H6953WdEqBDvbIng", "date": "2011-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZdaEX-LSGxoEfmDqcxOTVQ", "text": "God this place is so amazingly good. I try to come here at least once a week and the different foods I have tried never disappoint me. \nAlso every single server I have had is phenomenal. Those guys really don't miss a beat. I would really recommend pretty much anything on the menu. The house made patty I'm not really a fan of, but they always replace it with the grilled patty which is awesome. And they have wifi. So awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ocUZOLE3vv49Td820hWgbw", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZGVu21ejxNTC5-yPRwHQGA", "text": "Unfortunately things at Saturn are changing, and not for the better.  They've changed their breaded chicken, their house made patty, and their delicious 'award winning' fries. It seems like they are catering to vegans which is a little disappointing because vegan food is bland just like what Saturn is becoming. C'mon Saturn go back to your roots! The service is still great, they just need to step it up on the deliciousness of the food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZlYmGT0Nu2aFQvYLatQszA", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZlXus9vxNLhFHP5u1IqW6Q", "text": "Came here after a yelp event across the street. Great, friendly servers took immediate care of us. Love the retro diner decor. The skinny fries were excellent -- perfectly crispy, though they could have used more cheese -- and came in a humongous portion reminiscent of the late, great Ann's cafe, the ultimate more than anyone could possibly finish eating experience. My friend's steak fries were good as well. I loved the quesedilla but she wasn't at all fond of the soy-type burger. As she said, we'll both definitely want to return soon, just not for the burger ever again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ttC21tYWje99-twhibbs3g", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z-mjoItXEhRzS25MpLSxOw", "text": "Came here for a club banquet..huge room! Ordered the Peanut Royale. Thought it was OKAY..thought it was slightly bland but still satisfying and definitely tastes \"healthy.\" =p\n\nThe mud pies are DELICIOUS. definitely recommend trying one :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rStrYkNcaqbIOB7wcMmzhQ", "date": "2011-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZQ0J1KdmMBYhtKQOhcnbCQ", "text": ".", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8PTL-dI9-oFWe8k9AKlePg", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZQfcm-X6exkSdWnDCkJ5PA", "text": "Simply terrible. Until Saturn Cafe, I have never before exited a restaurant thinking \"I hated this place and I hate my friend for taking me here.\"  \n\nThe food was alright, we went to accommodate vegetarian friends. But the problem was the surly hostess and terrible music. They only had one waiter working who took 30 minutes to get to our table. The hostess just stood there and did nothing, refusing to take our order. Also, for some reason they had a \"band\" playing in the back room. I literally had to leave every fifteen minutes to flee from the headache inducing \"music.\" Not only was it too loud to even have a conversation, it was baaaaaaaaad \"music\" (calling it music is certainly a stretch). Why did they have a terrible band playing? I have no idea. \n\nMaybe I'm not their target demographic so I couldn't appreciate to the music.  I guess this place appeals to hipsters because it's so bad? I mean, the food wasn't good, the decor was tacky and the ambiance was awful. Maybe I just \"don't get it\" but mediocre food, crappy service, and a terrible experience warrant a bad review IMO. Two stars because once the waiter did come to our table he was great and the food came out quickly.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "uvFC7SmZekjAeVgJCkYadw", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZsMf3FL_YffSK73J38Jm6g", "text": "Great place for a cheap, healthy meal but in a clean surrounding and with great service! I love that the menu is vegetarian and is super affordable - my friend tried the heavenly eggs benedict and indeed, it was heavenly. Another friend got a burger with fries and let me tell you - those fries are addicting. I got a soup (tomato bisque), half sandwich (the \"chicken\" avocado club) and salad - for 9 dollars it's a great deal and a pretty substantial amount of food. The soup was amazing as was the sandwich and the salad fresh and generous. \n\nI definitely want to go back and try some other items, mainly, a milkshake (which apparently they won awards for) and more of the breakfast items!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wc4KQbyJOWv4U5ZmsekyEA", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZW-atrflm4gxGRnY3OPj6A", "text": "Good vegetarian burgers with yummy fries at a retro diner...very good but not good enough to turn me vegetarian. \n\n2.5 stars for the burger, 4 stars for the fries. I'm not a big fan of fake meat, so I'm glad all their burgers come with sauces, mushrooms, guacamole, etc. to provide some form of taste. My guacamole burger was okay, though I wish it had a little less onion taste. The buns are so-so, kind of flaky and dry. The thin cut fries are ridiculously good, and probably one of the best I've had in Berkeley.\n\n$9.50 for a burger; I would rather spend half the cost on a burger with real meat (because I'm not vegetarian; If I were, this would be my favorite restaurant for sure)\n\nThe vegetarian/vegan milkshakes are great, and taste just like any other non-soy milkshake. The mint milkshake is very palette cleansing\n\nThe restaurant is a retro and upbeat diner decorated with lots of sparkles and astronomical/Saturn references. I almost expected the servers to start rollerblading. Service is excellent; all the employees there were friendly and fast (5 minute wait between ordering and eating!)\n\nWILL I come back: probably not, maybe for the fries though\nWHY not: Since I'm not vegetarian and prefer real meat, Saturn Cafe isn't a good deal or good match for me\n\nNOTE: their sundaes looked pretty freaking good, even from a distance", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5fSUbTL5n8BBqPwCQA70g", "date": "2011-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZXXSu0MOfoaWzlUAgTFhGA", "text": "Been here a few times.  Solid service but kinda bland food. However, I am an omnivore so that may be a contributing factor.  Kitschy decor, good hours..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XMUFyCH67J1QLT9LGKjLCQ", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZYAsv2rmvYxvf17ReSSuyg", "text": "I actually came here because I had a coupon for 20% off. I didn't expect this place to be vegetarian, but even better! \n\ni ordered the FLT and at first, I didn't expect it to be good but it was pretty good for fake bacon. It had a lot of flavor and actually filling. I give this restaurant credit for keeping healthy alternatives for, otherwise, fatty fast food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2TxRmPSrPAFliiMNTPrtbg", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zZoWJPYXK4AwBh0tn5pmsw", "text": "So good.  It's exciting to go to an all veggie place with a ton of meat substitutes and options overall. The jalapeno burger (substituted w/ a chix patty) is tasty. No bad experience with wait time or staff. The place overall is pretty hokey and not that inviting appearance wise, but it's nothing that would keep me away.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lYNUBmXI1okw2bRXV-EDsg", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7yLTOjo87T7ul7GxCsGIEQ", "text": "I love the concept of a space-themed vegetarian diner. I appreciate that not all of the menu items are super healthy. Vegetarians and vegans want satisfying junk food too, now and then! In walks in their vegan mint chip milkshake. Ah, I am such a huge fan of this shake! The fries at Saturn Cafe are also seriously addicting. The fake bacon is intriguing and delicious, though it's very cracker-like and therefore hard. I love the FLT sandwich but that fake bacon hurts the roof of my mouth. Maybe they can cut it into smaller pieces because it is delicious but is just too hard to bite into when there are several pieces stacked on top of each other. :(\n\nMy favorite item on Saturn's menu is the space cowboy burger. I also really like the chicken avocado club sandwich, jalapeno burger, and, as I mentioned, the FLT. Overall I think their menu is solid and fun, with a mix of healthy dishes (lots of good salads) and more indulgent ones. The prices aren't cheap but the portions are also huge and I frequently take some of my food home in a to go box, so I think it's worth it. One minor complaint is that they seem to be out of an ingredient practically every time I go there. Maybe I just have bad luck, though.\n\nThe service at Saturn is always fast and the waitstaff is always attentive and upbeat. \n\nThe atmosphere in Saturn Cafe is also awesome and puts me in a cheerful mood every time I go there. The decor is really fantastic. This is one of my favorite spots to catch up with a friend who I haven't seen in a long time. The vibe is just so conducive to good conversation and overall happiness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FxoGMfDIj4Z0H8Sl6CNiDg", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BvoBR2gbivxIIW2bK-nA2g", "text": "I used to go to the Saturn Cafe in Santa Cruz approximately one million years ago when I was a student at Berkeley, headed out for the weekend.* They were open late and I could eat anything on the menu, so exciting! When I heard they were opening a satellite in Berkeley, I was both excited and fearful: was I remembering my midnight diner runs with ros\u00e9-colored glasses?\n\nOne early Saturday morning after a run of errands in the neighborhood, my sweetheart and I popped in at opening. We have somehow turned into those people who'd rather take in an early brunch than a post-pub late night snack. I don't know. If I had a lawn I'd chase those darn kids off it.\n\nThe service was prompt, attentive, and friendly; the decor was bright  and retro (my sweetheart: \"garish\" but also \"excited to eat anywhere that isn't Herbivore\"). The coffee wasn't great, but  I wasn't expecting it to be. I got the French Toast (vegan!) and it was delicious, spiced and slightly sweet. I think they use a pumpkin base? Is it bad that I couldn't tell? Or good? Either way, it was tasty, not at all soggy, and I appreciate that it is made with a whole grain bread. Our server made sure to check and see if I wanted vegan butter as well. This is especially thoughtful since I overheard him talking about eating fish and chips, so I'd assume he isn't a vegetarian of any stripe but understands the finer points. My sweetheart got the Huevos Rancheros which were \"decent, eggs a little overcooked, probably try something else next time.\" The pricing is incredibly reasonable - I don't know that we've ever spent less than $20 for brunch anywhere else and been satisfied.\n\nI'm super excited that they do takeout too, for nights that nobody feels up to cooking - we'll definitely be back to try that out as well back for brunch againl. But probably not for dinner, 'cause of those darn kids.\n\n*here's a bummer: the jitney seems to have been discontinued!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gYiypLdpzRVBuPpkiq0unQ", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cMrxFMC33zFRdr-ZwhRyRw", "text": "I love that there's a Saturn in Berkeley and I come here on the regular for dinner and brunch. I don't usually go for the burgers as they tend to be little on the low side of my expectations, but things like the nacho fries keep me coming back. I mean c'mon, where else are you getting vegan nacho fries?! My favorite thing on the menu is now the breakfast burrito. It's got scrambled tofu, soyrizo, potatoes, guac and vegan sour cream, and it's just so tasty that I'm often stricken by cravings for it.\n\nCheap, gut-busting veggie food and organic beer. No complaints here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YJqM9wxCH-PNslHbffzbGg", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cxOC3Ik4-BiLMq3bsc49tw", "text": "i don't want to like saturn as much as i do, but man i could eat the jalepeno burger with sweet potato fries like every damn day of the week and never tire of it. sure, i'd weigh 40000 lbs but that is why i don't... the servers here forget things like they are stoned out of their gourds and the decor looks like a john waters 1950s gaudy nightmare but please keep shovelling sweet potato fries into my face hole.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IHV9VcHgG4p1sIZUdYoGUA", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "j2zW-w96ykuZrUn3gvxung", "text": "I asked for coffee at the end of my meal. Then I needed it to go. The lady at the coffee bar said it was \"no problem\" to put it in a paper cup and did I want it topped off? While this seems like an everyday, mundane exchange, I find that this very basic customer-oriented service is very scarce these days. Saturn seems to have a lot of enthusiastic, happy people working there. \n\nAlso: nacho fries. Oh man...there was never a problem that a plate of nacho fries couldn't solve. Note to owner: please introduce some sort of \"Fatty Special\" = Nacho Frings featuring thin and steak fries and onion rings. Served on a special shame plate.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HiiPiXK1VFmltxArg7X18w", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NZ7NzZ_F_TZx-P7jIDq28w", "text": "I won't do Saturn Berkeley the disservice of comparing it to Saturn Santa Cruz. (Berkeley has a better/cleaner vibe.)\n\nAs a vegetarian diner, it has surprisingly few vegan options. However, some of those options are well worth it (ESPECIALLY if it is after dark when Berkeley seems to shut down).\n\nVegan milkshakes! Vegan burgers (not a highlight). Vegan nachos!.. Let's spend a moment on the nachos and nacho fries. I prefer the nacho fries as soggy fried potatoes are superior to soggy tortilla chips. All the fixins are here! Beans, guac, tomato, onion, and something similar to a tahini cheese that blows my damn mind! \n\nThree stars might seem not that great. The nacho fries are almost enough just by themselves to push Saturn to 4 stars but I had to keep calm.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yoFBzDGDRUsh2wimLyB2Mg", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OKM3ylVCzf1FBkWcgQ488A", "text": "I happened to drive by one day and almost got into an accident because I saw Saturn Cafe! In Berkeley! Having gone to UC Santa Cruz, and a regular of the original Saturn in my collegiate days, I called up some UCSC alumni friends who had also migrated to the east bay to make a trip there.\n\nWe arrived at Saturn in true Santa Cruz style (we basically HAD to pre-game), and were pleased to see some of our favorites on the menu: the Pack, FLT, mud pie, shakes with graham crackers...\nSadly, some things were missing (chix parm! where did you go?!), but it was all good. Lots of things changed since we graduated. ($6.75 for the pack?! WTF!!!)\n\nTo my relief, they had the same tofu spread for the nachitos that I would KILL for. No, really. It's that good.\nAnd I don't know what they do, but they have the BEST ranch dressing in the world. I can almost drink it. I stopped eating ranch dressing after college because nothing compares to Saturn's ranch.\n\nI'm also glad to see they kept the same motif of decorated tables. I want to sit at the Lego table next time.\n\nBeing new, it was definitely weird seeing things that were new. The vinyl seats weren't cracked, the chairs matched, the paint was fresh... Too bad they don't have a juke box.\nAnd the waitress was hot. If I were a college student again...\n\n\nThis place can never replace the original Saturn in our hearts, but at least I can drive 15 minutes instead of an hour and a half to get some good-ass vegan nachitos and/or steak fries with amazing ranch dressing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UTPmKXzpiEhL1dg7hIervw", "date": "2010-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RP-XFL1Xray7ZnC-qeFH2A", "text": "Before I moved to California from Europe, this is how I imagined a typical cafe would be here. Great food and service, and everything is vegetarian. \n\nWell, there aren't many places like this; it's far easier to find chicken wings, steaks or Mexican mystery meat. 8% of Californians call themselves vegetarian, so where do they all eat? Are they too polite to complain at getting one item on the menu they can eat, and they have to ask nicely to find out which one? It's a mystery.\n\nThe Saturn Cafe's new location is just as good as the Santa Cruz version, and a lot closer for those of us in the Bay Area. Park at the parking garage round the corner from the restaurant: $3 for 2 hours. Go, give them your money, and eat well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2da6_d74pnEhGo7t_jLsPg", "date": "2010-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RrP6wte82KJUfAKKoqFJxw", "text": "Who in their right mind thought a Vegi Diner was a good idea? Some sadistic crunchies from Berkeley apparently.\n\nI drove past this place, and thought I could take the family in for a quick and tasty dinner...I walked in salivating for a big bloody hamburger with bacon and some steak fries...it's a Diner right?  Apparently NOT! I ended up having a salad instead At least they kept the tofu and fakey bacon off. \nI was appalled to see biscuits and gravy on the menu. I guess the crunchies can pretend they are eating real food like the rest of us. Povrecito crunchies. \n\nSaturn cafe gets 3 stars because the salad was fresh and as tasty as salads get, and my kids ate all their Mac and cheese. Hmm,  I wonder if it was chofueese?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3_QvTWWvaLdhyhQq_E1g7g", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "W-xo7FeQ_4PsoK6EkWtk4A", "text": "OMGAY!!  My prayers has been answered!  Saturn Cafe and I go way back in Santa Cruz.  I don't remember who or which deity told me about this amazing vegetarian diner, but suddenly I found out awhile back that the owners decided to magically create a location in Berkeley.  Wonderful decision on their part.\n\nMy fave item on the menu is the chicken avocado club sandwich.  With the bread grilled with a little oil goodness and packed with fake chicken patties and veggies, it is comfort food to the max!  Their battered fried fries are to die for and so addictively sick.  (wait can I use that word (sick) when it comes to food?  Sorry I'm clueless sometimes...wait...take that back...i'm clueless most of the time!! ;D).  \n\nOk so this part deserves it's own separate paragraph isolated with spaces before and after.  My most recent visit (5 visit so far which is a lot since I'm avoid east bay and a big SF snob) I had the most delectable mud pie with coffee ice cream, perfect crunchy crust, topped with chocolate liquid lines.  Oh (wo)man!!  I could have died after eating that dessert.  It was murderously delicious!\n\nI also tried the sliders.  While I loved their homemade veggie patties, it seemed a bit dry mostly the bread.  The sliders weren't as flavorful as I would have liked it to be.\n\nAnd lastly since I don't consider this a criteria for restaurants in general is the service.  The service could be a little hit or miss.  What happened to smiling staff members in restaurant establishments??!!  Could I have at least one smile, gurl/boy frens!!  It's not that their service is bad; it's just not as good as their battered fried fries.  ShooOOO!\n\nOverall, I am always happy to visit this restaurant whenever I am in Berkeley, which parking could be a bit difficult.  Happy stomach = happy me!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FevRYtOI0wMC4sbOY5MJ7w", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "LD9_sVCICdF3NO1V6mp7Vw", "text": "I am not vegetarian or vegan what so ever. I am stupid. I came craving a delicious burger. I was so hungry, that I believed all diner looking places sold meat burgers. Oh! Did I tell you that I am illiterate to? As I drooled over the menu, look at the Grilled Meat burgers and failed to notice the (V) for vegetarian next to it. Maybe Im just blind! My first bite, had all the components of a burger, a guacamole burger to be exact BUT the patty tasted i have no idea=[ But I used my imagination , and ate the whole thing. I'm disappointed, but I didn't feel filled with fatty fats in my body when i left. I would recommend this place to someone that is V or  VG! \n\nI wonder if I should become vegetarian because it's soo healthy!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aTp1P-hgpI1bXnS-nN0bKw", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "lyCBJg5MTn-j97FMuRZX8g", "text": "Vegan brunch so good you'll swear it's vegetarian.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q9LLZhSLAgGQB5iuaWNPqQ", "date": "2011-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Yb3eZNGcEFnsKwd_sqY2Q", "text": "The tomato soup is definitely a reason to come here. \n\nThis place is fun, good for groups, and reasonably-priced.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A_8O3I3z0ymLP1sD54svYg", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4a7MeRuG89ZOXTkcYNDV2Q", "text": "Oh man, what can I say.  It's great vegan food which is hard to find.  It's one of my favorites, but lately it seems like they just stopped trying to improve.  I used to be able to walk in and see new specials, but the ones they have now (urban salad, potato tacos) have been there for at least 6 months.  Their menu is pretty small if you are a vegan, but it was never a problem before when they always had a new special.\n\nAlso, I used to come here for the vegan chili on Wednesdays, but now they don't have a traditional rotating soup of the day.  Their schedule fluctuates because their \"soup of the day\" is now \"soup of however many days it takes us to sell all of it\", which is ew and hard to plan for on my end.\n\nTheir wait staff is either the coolest and nicest people ever, or just plain rude, uncaring, and inattentive.  I've had to take their water and cups from their waiter station after still not having a drink after we received our spicy salty meal.  They also often blast their music way too loud.  I know your music is cool and all, but I'm paying you money to have a nice time on a date and hear conversation.\n\nFinally, their portions vary significantly.  I once ordered the half plate of nachos and ended up getting about a quarter plate size, while sometimes its a 3/4 plate.  \n\nWhat's the deal?  Where's the love for the food you serve and the people who eat it?  Even H&R block employees seem to be more excited to do what they do these days.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RzaHCaKJB68cBhJ1nJkc7A", "date": "2011-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4hP7ZZU-GZkQx7Fa17ks3g", "text": "I love diners and I love places with tons of vegetarian options, so it should seem obvious to love Saturn Cafe...however, the overall experience was just okay. \n\nMy hubs and I had enjoyed ourselves at the Yelp Helps event at the David Brower Center across the street, and then when we were good and hungry we popped in to Saturn Cafe. It was pretty bustling, but not insanely packed -- still, we waited a good 15 minutes (menus down, ready to order) and our server still never stopped by. I thought hubs was going to flip out -- he was getting that crazed hungry look in his eyes.\n\nFinally when the hostess came to refill our water, we just placed our order with her because it was clear to all of us that our server was not going to appear (well, technically he was standing five feet away, but he failed to come to our table).\n\nOur food was fine, but throughout the meal nobody stopped by to ask us how the meal was, bring by extra napkins (chipotle sauce + veggie burgers = mess).\n\nFor what it's worth, I'd rather go to Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe for diner food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OcUC2eFhJJK9mG6K4abmXA", "date": "2010-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5rHeJ0bZc64qeKxgcp2dZg", "text": "When diner food is what you crave, it's pretty hard to go wrong with the choices in Berkeley, but Saturn Cafe brings something new to the table with all vegan/vegetarian fare that actually tastes just as good!\n\nDon't kid yourself by thinking anything on the menu is healthy just because it's vegetarian, but my favorite are the appetizers such as the Spicy Sampler Platter and the Nacho Fries that can definitely feed a whole party. \n\nAs for the burgers: The vegetarian \"chicken\" patty is superbly flavored and has a nice chewy texture. The regular meat patty is definitely very good for being vegetarian considering a friend's only complaint about it was that it seemed a bit dry, and this was before he knew it was not real beef! My all-time favorite patty is the Saturn veggie patty that's made with actual vegetables because I love veggie patties that don't try to pretend that they're not meat, but embrace their organic heritage.\n\nThe service and atmosphere here is great, even though it can take a while for servers to get around to you if it's a busy night (and it often is, who can blame them) and I love the different tables with various pieces of pop culture built in. Great place for late night munchies with friends!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FTBUYeJB8jIIeNASyYq3dA", "date": "2010-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7tkMvo28CJELKG8q-ZIaiQ", "text": "Incredible service! Always such nice people. Super sampler is a selection of fried goodness. The menu is a little expensive, but for the price you get a LOT. I live and work nearby. The late hours are convenient.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zs56IzsNWXk7oW5VxG4FVg", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aVKI56mItlhZv8VCCNAhrQ", "text": "The vegan milkshakes here are awesome! Most of the times I've come here, I got a vegan burger with avocado and some skinny fries. :) Classic diner food. Gotta love it! I think once or twice I got some vegan pancakes. They were delicious and served with maple syrup and Earth Balance buttery spread.\n\nOverall, nothing fancy. But if you do come here, you must get a vegan milkshake!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CSbiJil3zE2COK2qnTYwdA", "date": "2011-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BgnFlkuIM51DekJErOnSIw", "text": "I really appreciated how hard the waiters were trying when I came to Saturn Cafe for the first time this past weekend. The waitress who sat us down brought us our water and stared at my glass for a bit. It was a dirty glass of water, so she hastily brought out a clean empty glass and poured the water in front of me. That was a bit strange. But hey, everyone was very friendly. \n\nThe food? It was mediocre at best. I shared a milkshake and a half order of nachos with my boyfriend as an appetizer. Big mistake. It was portioned for ogres. I felt totally stuffed by the time our burgers came in. \n\nNeedless to say, we didn't come near finishing our food. The burgers were just all right...Nothing too special I suppose. \n\nI would recommend not coming here for dinner..but maybe for a late night snack if you have a sudden craving for deep fried anything in the middle of the night.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W3RgzbhOHuYx0OP4TUJ46Q", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Car3E1WZI7Figob7w4g9tQ", "text": "The service was good, I liked the vibe and the menu.  But the food left something to be desired.  I had the taquitos plate...the taquitos were dry and bland and kinda hard, not flaky and chewy and oily like they should be.  The rice and beans were flavorless.  The guac and salsa were okay, but...here's where the restaurant went from three stars to two...\n\nThey only have one kind of bottled hot sauce!  It is called \"Brother Bru-Bru's African Hot Sauce.\"  When I asked for any Mexican-flavored hot sauce for my Mexican-style dish (Tapatio, Cholula, whatever) I was told that they have an arrangement with the guy who makes this hot sauce.  WTF?  I tried it, the hot sauce tasted good, just not on this dish.  It just doesn't make sense---a huge chunk of their menu is Mexican-inspired, and hardly any of it is African or Caribbean inspired.  What restaurant in California doesn't have a Mexican style hot sauce?  No sooner do I want an African-flavored hot sauce on my taquitos than I want Tapatio in my Thai food.  You'd think Californians understand that.  Sheesh.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Z3arWEP2n25WqitUikybxg", "date": "2010-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D6-Q00znJ4dF8r2L54BnyA", "text": "I want to like this place more than I do. We've been at least 6 times now and my husband is a solid supporter. A 20-year vegetarian with a fondness for fries, he's on-board with the American diner experience translated for vegetarians. I find the food to be mostly good. The salads are nothing special, though and the Peanut Royale curry thing I had last time was rather bland. The shakes, however, blow me away. Especially the vegan vanilla-peanut butter. Scrumptious. My fave item is the Cowgirl Blues burger. The service is a bit patchy but generally kind. The kid's menu is very good. In fact, this is a great place to take children. The breakfasts are good but the portions for breakfast items are a little small for the money. Worth a try. Especially if you like veggie burgers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C2oXAYS4H6uOf7CWLywUYQ", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D_JUnswtZGBefYrFl7afdw", "text": "Been going to the SC one for years, so this was a nice change of pace in that it's CLEAN.\n\nI can't stand the decor, but other than being gaudy there's not anything wrong with it. \n\nThe food is the same as the SC one, just meh, decent. The fries are always odd, reminds me of waaay back when, when I was an omnivore, and Burger King changed over to those weird battered like fries. Pretty much the same thing. I'd really like it if they served plain ones. They also charged me dollar more for Vegan cheddar cheese, but noticed later they put Vegan jack. Oh well.  \n\nOverall; nice people, the bathrooms were clean, the food was junky and good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nauC26GYokvBmbfXbBn6TA", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dz5U5-eAZSMrlpCFTcj66A", "text": "I love the Jalapeno burger and I end up ordering the same always. I like their thin fries too. However, my review is not for their food which is available in many other similar restaurants in Berkeley, but for the cool socially conscious events they host!\n\nThey say on the cheque that they love us their customers and I truly believe that they love the community and help us enjoy and engage our spirits :)\n\nSaturn Cafe mesa loves you!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eUjJ0SDe6eBoZB7iKYifnw", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fffm1JLAgiFpIPx_we9MhQ", "text": "Closer to 3.5.\n\nTo echo what others have said, the service was really, really great. Our server was genuinely super nice. \n\nThe food is ok. Tastier than other veg places I've been to and I like that it's veg without being pretentious. Eaten there twice so far and great experiences with both. First time I got your standard eggs with fakin bacon and home fries. The fries were kinda blah, but I appreciate the effort with the rosmary. The eggs were fine and the fakin bacon was good, but it's hard to get over the chalky texture. They serve organic Santa Cruz beer, delicious. \n\nSecond time I went for brunch and got the eggs benedict. Very, very good wit avocado and tomato and sweet wheat english muffin. Sadly, my poached eggs were closer to hard boiled. Tasted good, but I miss the runny yolk. :( Husband got the banana walnut pancakes. The tall stack comes with plenty of food, and they were wonderful. Lots of banana flavor, moist, and a hint of cinamon. Good times.\n\nAlso went for a school event in their rocked lounge. I hear from event organizers that it was super easy to get the space and it was a perfect size for our party of about 75. A bit loud, but good service and an excellent location in Berkeley (close to campus and BART).\n\nI like the vibe of the place: hip but not hipster, your basic good food. Will be back again and would definitely recommend. And the price is right!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EV0MhhY5lDttXQ4S-1fScw", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FwB_xGMPAgN7nhUZMrTAIw", "text": "Was wandering around with my friend looking for a place to eat. As we turned the corner a swarm of silver, pink, and kitsch caught my eye. I didn't even bother looking at the menu and declared that we were eating at the diner.\n\nThe seats still had some bounce to them and looked like something from a space station and our table had a mix of Lady Gaga and a cover from a Jules Verne book which I thought was cute. I opened the menu to find that it's vegetarian and items can be made vegan as well which is awesome in my book. I settled on the Sweet Potato Fries with Wasabi dipping sauce while my friend got a Grilled Cheese Sandwich with the Pumpkin Soup. \n\nFood took a lot longer to come out than I would've expected considering it wasn't that crowded. The Sweet Potato Fries were lackluster and didn't have much flavor to them. Seeing how much oil was on the lining paper made me die a little inside. The Pumpkin Soup came out with the consistency of baby food, but I was told it tasted okay. Grilled Cheese Sandwich was good just because you really can't mess that one up unless you burn it. \n\nEven though I'm sure the requirement is to be a hipster before you can work here, they were actually very nice and our waiter came back often to check up on us. I wasn't blown out of the water but I would come back to try them again for breakfast or something.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "73sLVBp9WDLMUKsjA0J1uw", "date": "2010-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fYTCl7B-9Q9ckpnV2HEbNA", "text": "Just had their biscuits and gravy and wish I could give them 6 stars! Cheddar-Bacon Biscuits with the most delicious gravy I've ever had. I love this place!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wM5qc88o1WeqHIbNh3ubEA", "date": "2010-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hb6iTeIovFELWR7eJfAxpQ", "text": "Tricked into coming here by the lovely picture of eggs benedict from CampusCred.. Wasn't even worth the $10 I paid for $20. \n\nWait staff was unattentive and slow.. food was below average.. my \"heavenly benedict\" was far from heavenly, and CampusCred's rendition of it was extremely misleading. Food came out lukewarm. The homefries served with the benedict were tasteless.. I can seriously make better ones myself.. People sitting next to us were VERY weird..\n\nI would give this place 1 star for being the worst restaurant I've ever eaten at in Berkeley.. but I will reserve 1 star ratings for truly TERRIBLE places.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2011-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hwiwi_G6aSw8DBa-ariBVg", "text": "I'm one for happy hour and happy hour was lovely.\n\nI went during their anniversary where we got free cupcakes and this fermented tea drink. The decor and environment is spazzy and unique. I don't know if it's just that day but our server had the cutest barber shop outfit on! KUDOS for that one.\n\nHere, I got the chicken avocado club sandwich and it was delicious, but like every place, ask for recommendations and they'll list you a few customer/personal favorites that you should choose from!\n\nIn the back, there's a neat little club-like scene with a dj and bar; would have had no idea that was there if we didn't go use the restroom. Check it out :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RTf5YTfKtKRmJU94BJhGzQ", "date": "2011-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IMCVV1cxjeYdNZGrTv7Mpw", "text": "Crispy fries were good.  For a $1 more you get a basketful.  If you ask for a VEGAN chipotle sauce 75 cents, you swear it's not vegan.\n\nDaily homemade soup changes daily is made fresh and very good.\n\nJust swing by and peak inside the decor.  Very nice and \"out of this planet\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LFO6FE45_nMV8yHWhgWt2A", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J5Nkm8LzKnXUNgmmLyw0Lw", "text": "Well, having gone to the Santa Cruz location so many times I can't help but to compare the Berkeley location to there. It has the same feel as SC, but the food was ok and the milkshakes were not quite that flavorful. I'll definitely go back and give it another shot and update my review though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cJXohZBhWpArR9IIyowCwQ", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JpyfpBWE0KMX35uHeg6TOQ", "text": "I went here with a friend for dinner because I had the Campus Cred deal: pay $10 for $20 worth of food. She got one of their breakfast choices (something-burrito) and I got their Jalapeno burger which is vegetarian. \n\nI really did not like my food. It was cool because there were these Jalapeno bottlecaps inside, but the burger itself was smushy and the bun kinda just melted away because of the sauce. And the sauce tasted really...weird. Almost watered down, but just also tasting plain weird. One redeeming quality of the meal was the fries though. They didn't mess those up..they were good!\n\nWe split a hot fudge sundae for dessert in order to get up to the $20 amount and it was just a normal hot fudge sundae. Like, I feel like I could have made it myself at home.\n\nI don't know. I think Saturn's is kinda overpriced in general. Like my burger combo was about $10 and that sundae was over $5. Their milkshakes looked good too but I think they were about $5 also.\n\nDecor was cute..kinda weird. I think they wipe down their tables with vinegar which is cool because it's eco-friendly and cheap..but it means the restaurant kinda smells weird. \n\nONE THING: the bathroom's are hecka confusing. Robots are men and aliens are women...I think. I might have switched those up. I got into the right one by peeking into \"Robots\" and seeing urinals. Why are robots, men, and women alien?????\n\nCAMPUS CRED FOLKS: Make sure you bring in the text message that Campus Cred sends you with your number or like printout of the confirmation page. They don't let you just give the number.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2011-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JuY5P-GwTHVyshWFGAZB1w", "text": "Tasty food, open late, not very expensive... hmm... the holy trinity of cafes and diners all rolled up into a vegetarian joint that does karaoke on Thursday nights? Whoa.\n\nWe tried the taquitos with 'beef' and a burger with jalape\u00f1o (note, chrome just corrected that to include a tilda over the n, how does one type that in?) bottle caps and enjoyed them both immensely. The rice and beans that came with the taquitos were okay and the skinny fries that came with the burger were great. Next time we'd get the taquitos on their own and order a side of Mac 'n Cheese or some of the sliders that looked pretty good too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9mK4ActuuzfP9xKkPIbpyw", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l88OAX_RnKZnYGaaMw5OQQ", "text": "I'm not a vegetarian but I don't really like (red) meat all that much either so I was kinda excited to try this vegetarian diner out. butttt mehhhhh.\n\nI went with one other friend and we ordered ... kind of.... a lot of food.... i guess. hehe. everything on the menu sounds really good while you're reading it until the food comes out and you realize it's not real meat.  but i won't hold them against that because I mean, I asked for it for going to a vegetarian place.  \n\nWe ordered the nacho fries, baked mac n cheese, banana walnut pancakes, and the cheeseburger with bacon (i forgot the name of it - rodeo or something like that) The nacho fries was the best thing we ordered and I wish that was all we ordered.  It's verryyyyy hearty and they load a lot of toppings on there so you get a good bite of beans/cheese/jalapenos/sourcream/etc in every bite.  I wanted to like the mac n cheese because i love mac n cheese in general (and by love, i mean i even love kfc mac n cheese to the best one you can have in the world) but saturn's needed work.  I didn't really taste the cheese part of mac n cheese and it was kinda watery - which i think is the worst.  The pancakes were just regular pancakes that you can make from mix at home.  The burger \"meat\" was actually pretty good but the \"bacon\" did not even taste like any artificial meat (or even chicken as most artificial meats taste like to me).  I wouldn't really recommend anything that I got from that list except the nacho fries.  \n\nThe service was also just mehhh.  It took them awhile to take our order even though our menus were closed and we were staring down the waiter as if we were about to do a drive-by, straight face like the uc berkeley gangstas we are (har har - yeah, i said it), not even talking to each other to add to the intensity because we'd been ready for awhile.  He came by once to refill our water when we could've used a refill 3 times in the time it took him to do it once.  \n\nHowever, the price was really cheap.  All that for 27.something.  If i was a vegetarian, I'd probably come again only cause I can't eat meat buttttt otherwise, mehhhhh.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9FGu7rcwVHfKimJlkXcbyA", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mve8AF4Xctx3563y2PaQLw", "text": "Best Vegan Burgers EVER!\n\nMy fave is the Jalapeno Burger (vegan version:  no cheese, no breading on the jalapenos).  It's SO good!  The burger patty actually has flavor and the sauces and all go so well together.  It's got that great greasy feel that is perfect for the morning after ;-)\n\nVegan Nacho Fries!  - So freakin' Awesome!  A meal in itself, these guys are irresistible!\n\nThin Cut vs. Steak Cut Fries - Thin Wins.  They are crispy and awesome, but the steak cut fries are pretty great as well.\n\nBruncy breakfasty items - Vegan French toast is awesome!  The pancakes...well, they taste very \"wheat-y\" but they're not bad.\n\nI'm a fan, I've been here tons.  I actually took the BART over one day last week just to come here for a burger because I've yet to find a decent vegan burger in SF.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DrihjvsnmSojUo6hqz3qWw", "date": "2011-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N165kGsYPmqngDQd_4NZwQ", "text": "I'd give it 3.5.\n\nI haven't had pancakes for a good two years and was craving it so much that of course I got their two-stack Pancakes. I'm pretty sure I would've found Saturn Cafe's pancakes your typical all-American dining pancakes but I found it to be exceptionally tasty. Really hit the spot well! Satisfied my pancake cravings :) (Wish I got their three-stack instead of two-stack...)\n\nI also tried a bit of my friend's potatoes & toast. It was good too! \n\nWill def come again to try something else!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nJXH-daDHg6I5w3SCxbP4w", "text": "We frequented Saturn Cafe in Santa Cruz quite often for 3 years while we were students at the University. We always had great memories of Saturn Cafe in Santa Cruz so when we found out Berkeley had a Saturn Cafe too we were very excited to give them a visit. \n\nThe Berkeley location is nice. The staff is SO MUCH more friendly at the Berkeley location than compared to Santa Cruz but the food is not as amazing as we remember. \n\nPerhaps the cooks were just having an off night. More likely, our taste buds have changed over the years, as we now prefer much healthier, less processed foods than compared to our college years. Regardless, we still enjoyed our meals here.\n\nIf you're looking for vegan / vegetarian diner type food (burgers, fries, sandwiches, shakes, etc) Saturn Cafe is the place to check out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5U-f_2DjKtEmVNDWFWezCA", "date": "2011-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ObzMSLJJRyyT7Va0Y6562g", "text": "With the very pink retro decor, Saturn Cafe is the Johnny Rockets of vegetarian food serving faux burgers, sandwiches and the occasional burrito.\n\nPrices are reasonable, considering vegetarian restaurants usually upcharge (ahem Cafe Gratitude), and the food is standard. For Sunday brunch, the soyrizo burrito was filling and my taste of the fake BLT was satisfactory. Everything's just average.\n\nService is slow with the exception of the awesome barista. Saturn has a lot of workers, but most of them don't seem to be doing much. \n\nIf you're not a vegetarian, Saturn's few perks are that its open til midnight and the place is so big you'll likely always get seated with a large group. Otherwise, it's an average diner joint.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C0bv_PGHPEeZ9NHSt2PY6Q", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OUSvNiUTKeQ4NW-RFJ3OrA", "text": "I've been here as a Vegetarian and a Vegan. I really love the way the place looks, I mean everything from the tables, to the bathrooms! (Robot or Alien?) When I was a vegetarian I really loved this place but now that I'm vegan I'm a little bit more limited to certain things. The last time I was there (as a vegan) I got vegan nachos for a starter and they were really good!! I was never a nacho fan but I will have those any day! My Boyfriend got a vegan jalepeno burger with steak cut fries and I got a bbq \"chicken\" burger with garlic fries. I'm not a big fan of fake meats so I liked the jalepeno burger a lot better but the bbq \"chicken\" was really good too. My dad, who eats meat, went crazy over the piece of \"chicken\" burger I brought home. My garlic fries honestly weren't very garlic-y at all so next time I'll probably just stick to my usual sweat potatoe fries or ask if they can make them extra extra garlic-y (because I like A LOT of garlic :P) \nThe only reason why I'm giving this place 4 stars is because the last time I went I really was looking forward to having some onion rings but they weren't vegan. That really disappointed me :[", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5PJ4_TwkdLnVRp7U1znX4w", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QpEYtM1iJXNGrgjunbWygg", "text": "I thought Saturn had forsaken me.\n\nI was jonesing all Sunday afternoon for their vegan chocolate shake. then I get there and soy chocolate shake is off the menu. Their waiter did offer to bring me a vegan shake made with chocolate syrup and vanilla soy ice cream, but no, that wouldn't hold a candle to their previous chocolate syrup and chocolate soy ice cream and it's chocolatey intensity. \n\nWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!\n\nDespite what I thought was a boner of a menu decision, I mean, replacing soy chocolate with soy mint chip, I mean, c'mon, I had to be honest and let them keep their four stars. \n\nBecause the garden burger was still yummy (so long as you don't try to eat the patty all by its lonesome; it's the totality of the sandwich that rocks)\n\nBecause the vegan apple pie was yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy (Almost had to dock them a fractional point for the attempted upsell for a la mode, but forgiven as they brought a napkin upon which they placed my dessert tableware, avoiding my squick when tableware is placed directly on the table, thank you)\n\nBecause the service was polite and friendly (aside from the upsell attempt)\n\nBecause when I made a mess of the garden burger (their flimsy buns remain their downfall), they offered to bring me an extra napkin, which counts as good service\n\nBecause they refilled my water glass\n\nBecause they played Country Death Song by Violent Femmes (hooray!) at a low volume (also hooray!)\n\nFor all that, Saturn Cafe, retains their four stars\n\nAfter my initial version of this review, I got a very nice note from Jeanna, the front of house manager, saying the Berkeley location never had vegan chocolate. But I was sure both times I got this shake that when I dug into the thickness at the bottom of the container I saw chocolate ice cream. Turns out sometimes the ice cream re-freezes, meaning the vanilla ice cream became chocolate ice cream all by its lonesome. Never underestimate the laws of physics!\n\nAnyway, now that I've edited this review, I need to go back and get that shake.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k_seSrhHW-vjB-W3Vh-XEw", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rtrSAOJEud9N_RL8O6l6ww", "text": "I don't know what sort of theme they're going for, but it works. Aliens? Sure. Sparkles? Sure. Comics? Okay. \n\nWe had some major confusion over what was vegetarian, vegan and meat. After talking it over with the very nice server, we ordered (everything is vegetarian) and oh my gaaaahhh the nacho fries are amazing. Don't worry, I only had a half order. If you get the full, you should share- don't do that to yourself. \n\nThe shakes are ammaaazzzzinnnnggg. Fries are awesome too. They seem battered ?? They're very crispy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hspfHiY5uEA2xHBIb5o8qw", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sDDc6cXR9iW8RsolJPUfSQ", "text": "Interesting place, but why do cheese and lettuce cost so much!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "X2u1fIl2VkXKl8_OmtsMzA", "date": "2011-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TExwWgvorbQX0iSm1cY6EQ", "text": "Two words.\n\nNACHO. FRIES.\n\nOh yes. I got $9.50's worth of nacho fries.  I got a mountain of nacho fries (thin cut) topped with jalepeno peppers, melted cheese, salsa, freshly made guacamole, black beans and green onions. Heaven. And way too much for me to eat by myself, but somehow it fit in my stomach. Next time I'm sharing a plate though.\n\nEverything I sampled that my friends got was equally excellent. The breakfast food definitely looks like a cheap and safe bet. \n\nExtra star for the sparkly columns and all other zany aspects of the decor (complete with color coded robots on the bathrooms to distinguish gender). \n\nCome here if you:\n\n1. Aren't afraid of trying an all vegetarian restaurant\n\n2. Dig waiters with awesome hipstery glasses\n\n3. Like water that's closer to room temperature (it's good for digestion)\n\nAND it's open til midnight! Pending approval to be open til 3. \n\nAll I know is, I've got a bunch of vegetarian friends that are gonna love this place. Heck, I enjoy this place very much and I'm a staunch meat eater. \n\nIn sum, HEY SHEEP: travel down below *gasp* Ellsworth *gasp* and discover this delightful place. You won't regret it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q749TIqmrGx8PBa7wupe8Q", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U4pZDVuUBgDkB6cf0CcXog", "text": "So I was really excited to try this place specially that they advertized it to be a veggie place. So went in to order to go. The staff were really friendly specially the girl behind the counter. So I got fries (it was ok.  I mean how can u screw up a fries).I also got fried zucchini. Nothing special...also got their burger with nuts. When I bit it fail apart it looked more like a ground meet than a burger....it tasted ok. But the price is what got me. It's like over $10 for a burger! Please give me a break its not a gold burger its veggie? So if I ever am hungry for a fries I'll go to Razan at least their fries are made to order. Way tooooo expensive for what they offer.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2bTpr1S5MFsAKoDSyX_rzg", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ud9YOGMakcuzpkOWoY6xmA", "text": "Went here again for dinner, and still hella good.  Ordered a regular burger with a side of ranch (the BEST ranch in the bay area; you HAVE to get it), and split a chocolate chip cookie dough milkshake with my friend.  I don't know how, but the veggies on the burger (tomatoes especially) tasted like it came from a local garden; and during this time of the year, that's a feat. Service was quick, efficient, and pleasant.  All the staff in general are very personable and nice and the food is still hella good, may be a little pricey, but it's so worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "O9uxbf6uADlls0qKcVMDwA", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Up56NJbQLS07EyrXIwrauw", "text": "So I knew it was a vegetarian place, and I'm not a vegetarian. I thought from its flashy fun exterior and fun name that it was going to be Out of this WORLD!  I was ready to be sent into orbit about eating veggie.  Instead it was a big ole crash landing.\n\na) Tasteless.  My soyrizo breakfast burrito was so bland and boring, I used up their bottle of Tapitio on it.  My BF got the nacho's and again, bland and boring.  No focus on flavor or texture, just slop food.  Even the Vanilla ice cream in the sundae was \"meh\".  \n\nb) Fried?  Whats up with a vegetarian restaurant that seems to be celebrating all things fried and unhealthy?  Its called the Saturn Cafe but its really the Saturn Diner.  And unfortunately its not as tasty as Mels diner down the street.  I was very disappointed in the menu, I was there to make healthier choices and I practically couldn't.\n\nc) Presentation was just bad.  Nacho's looked like vomit almost and the buritto was so lonely on its white boring plate. The Sundae was cute I guess, but it had literally 2 times as much whip cream as it did ice cream or fudge. Not cute.\n\nI really wish this place was better but its a gimmicky non-tasty unhealthy diner that tasted more like Uranus than Saturn.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "o_HH_3a-XqT8EDcZc2QO3Q", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VR6rl9i0JzuSj965Hs49CQ", "text": "As a vegan who loves good diner food, I have loved the Santa Cruz location for years. Now that they have this location in Berkeley, they have even more vegan options, like pancakes! Mmm.\n\nI have rarely had a bad experience at Saturn, and I admit I am rather biased towards this place. I especially love chili on Wednesdays, the vegan Buck Rodgers, and vegan chocolate shakes.\n\nMost of my meat-eating friends also like Saturn, though it's not for everyone.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ps_5p-_k_1vwhor3OJM1jg", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VZ1vsu5xSRZjmczZ_US_jg", "text": "I was thrilled when news broke of Saturn Cafe's arrival in Berkeley. I am life-long vegetarian, so having a vegetarian diner nearby sounded wonderful. My friends who went to school in Santa Cruz said the one there was awesome, plus this one would be open until midnight (which is about as good as it gets for late-night hours in Berkeley). It sounded like a winner!\n\nI've been to Saturn Cafe half a dozen times since it opened, either with friends or by myself, because I wanted to try a variety of food items. I won't be back, and my friends probably won't be either. The food is bland, expensive, and served lukewarm. Waiter service is extremely uneven. I even messed up a pair of pants once because somebody had spilled jam or syrup all over a seat and it wasn't properly cleaned before I was seated there.\n\nBut even if I let the service and cleanliness slide, Saturn Cafe deserves 2 stars because of the food:\n\nThe veggie burger is served with the most disgusting patty I've ever tried. Even the BK Veggie at Burger King tastes better than this. I ordered a veggie burger with fake bacon, and the facon was COLD and flavorless.\n\nThe avocado and cheese sandwich was served soggy and cold. I had to ask my waiter to get it toasted so it was edible. The cheese was surprisingly flavorless.\n\nThe nacho fries were decent, but the \"salsa\" was completely lacking in any sort of spice or hotness. Note to Saturn Cafe: I may be vegetarian, but I do like flavor with my food!\n\nThe Peanut Royale is so bland it's unbelievable. I asked my waiter for hot sauce and was given a flavorless swill with a drawing of an African guy on it. This dish needed soy sauce and an Asian hot chili sauce to stand a chance of being good. Alas, Saturn Cafe has neither, so all I could do was put salt on it. :(\n\nBiscuits and veggie gravy are one of my favorite dishes at Pork Store Cafe in the City. Saturn Cafe has nothing on Pork Store Cafe. Not even in the same ballpark.\n\nThe grilled cheese is the only solidly flavorful food I've had here. It may have been satisfying, but guess what? I can get grilled cheese almost anywhere. I can even make it at home!\n\nMilkshakes here are pretty good, but they're really expensive if you want cookie crumbs or malt added. Like the grilled cheese, though, milkshakes can be had just about anywhere.\n\nSummary: Don't bother! I really wanted to like this place, but the food is just plain bad and the service is blah. Oh... I complained about the damage to my pants... They apologized and offered to do something about it if I called the manager the next day. I had to call back twice over the course of two weeks to get a response. I was offered a gift certificate but it never came in the mail. I happened to mention it on a subsequent visit, and they did have it on hand. Turns out it hadn't been addressed correctly. Sheesh!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8HMh_tUyp6AzcZvieGsJug", "date": "2010-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w9T3M8giiWYVQPdRWAHWvg", "text": "I had breakfast here and it was terrible. \n\nThe service was good, especially given that they had just opened, but the food was a total disappointment. Dry bland crumbly tofu scramble, passable but whatever potatoes, and I honestly can't remember anything else we ate. I love a hearty breakfast, so I was sad. As someone who sometimes feels like I'm being held hostage in \"ugh, Berkeley\" I can get behind the revolt of vegetarian un-health food, but, like, it still has to taste good.\n\nIn the past I've made a lot of empty threats to never return to places but I think I might mean it this time. I waffled between 1 and 2 stars, but the staff was on their game and I guess I wasn't poisoned.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZZ8XF4UOwaUnmgp_dnkRGA", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y5yn-pIUtCPMLiJU_7_Fbw", "text": "I really wanted to like this place, but just wasn't happy with what I found.  I feel like the restaurant wants to be everything to everyone: Vegan - Vegi - Carnivore - Ice Cream Shop.  Some places can pull it off, but here too many of the dishes just missed the mark.  \nThe space has a fun diner feel and seemed clean.\nOur waiter was WAY OVERWHELMED and I think he lost our order.  \nNot only did it take about an hour to get our food, but then when it did arrive it wasn't how I had requested it (onions were raw and the cheese wasn't the type I'd asked for).\nThe high points: AWESOME hibiscus cooler beverage & sweet potato fries.\nLow points: the mac and cheese had a weird chivey flavor and an odd, granual texture; the fried chicken club with faux bacon was just plain and not very appealing.\nMiddle: Peanut Royale.  I love thai tofu with peanut sauce over spinach and hoped that this would be like that, but instead it was just okay and kind of all over the place.\nMaybe we should have gone with breakfast items, oh well.\nHope this place can get their service issues together and can figure out what type of food they want to serve.  If you wanna be eclectic, that's great, but you have to deliver the flavor and bring a better product.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VWjUmqr52k3xZl6Oy-RZAA", "date": "2011-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3Dalg0BT-HxK0OVcK_yQfA", "text": "I had recently finished up a kickboxing class and I thought to myself: self, you should eat something healthy.  But I was hankering for a nice and greasy burger.  I shuffled over to Saturn to combine the burger with the healthy.  Boy, was I disappointed!  I got a Space Cowboy.  My fakin bacon looked like doggie bacon.  It was an unnatural red color.  It tasted like plastic.  The patty itself had absolutely no flavor and somehow, neither the BBQ sauce, nor the cheese were able to pinch hit for the lack of meat.  Now the meal did come with a massive side of fries, but even those were lacking in taste appeal.  Only be dipping them in their chipotle sauce were my tastebuds revived.  I was, however, charged 50 cents for the side of sauce.  This was not such a huge burden to bear, but if that's your policy, it would have been nice to put it on the menu or at least inform me of its cost.  I could easily have opted for mayo, which I assumed would have been free.  Our service was less than wonderful.  Despite not being crowded, our waitress seemed a bit distracted.  She finished better than she started though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KWEB8Erh6LDOEJawgF7ytQ", "text": "Had it not been for the lettuce, my California burger would have had no flavor! The ambiance is a nice diner-style setting, the place is new and clean, but I just couldn't get past this being a vegetarian-only place. Everyone seemed to know but my table.\n\nThe fries were good and all the vegetation was fresh and crisp (onions, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles). Like I mentioned, the patty itself was devoid of flavor.\n\nPrices were pretty high too, considering, but I don't usually dine at veggie restaurants, so it may very well have been market prices.\n\nWith that said, I probably will stick to Indian Cuisine when I get the craving for vegetarian food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0xp7ec-4A0bIo9_5a6rXOA", "date": "2011-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QCG4-hp1ISxEMgfr807IcQ", "text": "Honestly, you can probably save yourself money and very, very long wait by picking up a pack of Boca Burgers and hamburger buns at Safeway. At least that way, you'll have a meal of similar quality to what you'd get at Saturn and be able to enjoy it in a quarter of the time.\n\nIt took 45 minutes for our greasy appetizers to hit the table and by the time they did, I noticed that the hostess was having to bus tables to try to compensate for the sorely understaffed waiters. The rest of the food was bland, expensive, and cold because it had been sitting around for so long. The restaurant looks like Hello Kitty threw up in it, took her logos, and bailed. Which wouldn't be such a bad thing, really, but at the time of our visit they didn't yet have a liquor license. Just sayin'.\n\nOverall, it was an expensive check for a mediocre meal and a ridiculously long wait. The staff was pleasant enough to interact with - on the rare occasions we were able to catch their attention. I'm going to give Saturn the benefit of the doubt and just assume we came in on a night when a few people called in sick. I'd try them again, but probably only as a last ditch, late night alternative to Taco Bell.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tZAYvw9FjBxOLUrT6-NCkw", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vsz4PpD-Q29GP0_jeHuYHg", "text": "Saturn Cafe has the best Vegan milkshakes I have ever had!   It's great to have it in Berkeley now.   I loved the one in Santa Cruz so I am now covered in my 2 favorite smaller cities.   My favorite shake is the Vegan vanilla milkshake with organic peanut butter added.   Simply divine!  They also serve one of my favorite veggie burgers.\n \nI love the new location.   The space theme is cool and the service was great/attentive.\nThe only issue is that it is not completely Vegan.   As a Vegan, I think it is unnecessary to not go fully Vegan but I appreciate what Saturn has to offer and that it is at least Vegetarian.   If all restaurants were at least Vegetarian, the World would be a much better place.   Still, my rating system reserves 5 stars for purely Vegan restaurants so 4 stars is max here.   My suggestion to Saturn is to shoot for the (5) stars!   (Gosh that was corny)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bQ43-m34CQSfYuv0lnnkaQ", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "EJkeV5IWX4BugMHzVD8llQ", "text": "All business - No pleasure. Don't let the pretty pink sparkles fool you because all that glitters is not gold! The only thing saving this place from getting a one star review is the vegan milkshakes....and that's just because I like that option! The mediocrity of the food saddens me. I loved the decor, why do they have to disappoint me on the food?!?.....The super sampler was blah, and the saturn patty was just so bland and dissatisfying. I could have made a better boca at home on the grill. The space cowboy was a waste of jaw energy. It was just...sad...as was I....turning to the only thing that seemed like it could fix things...a vanilla vegan shake. Yum - but not O...and I wish they had mint n' chip as a vegan option. Also the hibiscus kombucha is just average, like each one of my 4 experiences here. Sad to say it but unless I am really stoned or out of my mind I wont be coming back.................................\n..\nP.S. the service is always super slow even on deserted nights, so please do keep that in mind....and also the fact that you could just save your money and head on over to Berkeley bowl for better more satisfying options.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aqe7rmvuQNjBGwamaOiHTg", "date": "2012-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "S6hXg_azh7xdrsR4zsxw-g", "text": "Not as good as the Saturn Cafe in Santa Cruz. I came to this one with high expectations, because the one in Santa Cruz was BOMB! But the food was alright and the service was TERRIBLE! Had a super bitchy vegan waitress that looked like she was 12.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GJDAkEP1WJyYHqcGWKl5eQ", "date": "2011-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B7UfLZTFfiO9H-D__EN0aA", "text": "Had the jalepeno burger, and it was not good. Bun was mushy and had a thick coating of flour on the surface. The vegetarian meat patty was mushy as well and had no resemblance of the texture of meat. Try using textured soy protein or something! (Their patty, as I understand, was made from black beans and brown rice)\n\nI really felt the burgers were way overpriced for the quality. I expected...\n\n- a more decent bun, well-toasted, crispy crust and chewy springy interior...not mushy crap dusted with flour so that it looked like mold\n- a vegetarian meat patty that actually has texture (not a brown rice/black bean latke...and not even quite a latke. It wasn't even crispy)\n- ripe tomatoes (or at least salt the tomatoes)\n- more flavorful greens (maybe arugula or really high quality lettuce)\n- and paper-thin sliced onions. You can't put raw onions in a burger if it's thickly sliced!\n\nIf the burger had all of the above, then it would've been worth the $10 or so I paid. \n\nProbably will not come back here until then.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mBgtkwwpwHUlQRQ2IVqrIQ", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bvX2fcC3jLqXlA7IRcXZoQ", "text": "I've been going to the Santa Cruz location for over ten years and was ecstatic that a new one opened.  Sadly, I was disappointed.  The service and food are entirely inferior to that of the original location.  My all-time favorite restaurant dish ever, the vegan nachos, tasted absolutely nothing like those at the SC Saturn.  I couldn't even eat them and when I commented about it to the server she was apathetic.  Won't be back here.  :(", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_nM4EUIv8xjiTXu8acB02Q", "date": "2011-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DesBGgVE2Jqjwl9lvHBL1A", "text": "Saturn I want to like you.\n\nYou have messed up my vegan orders several times in the past. Please can you at least make all of you vege burger patties vegan (do you really save that much having the one with dairy/eggs in it, would the vegetarians care as long as they can put cheese on top of it, speaking of cheese  how about teese or daiya only)\n\nYou mix chocolate syrup with your vegan vanilla ice cream to make chocolate shakes ( a standard diner practice I know), but it tastes so much better when it is actually chocolate vegan ice cream. (herbivore does this and their shakes are superior, sorry they are)\n\nYou will probably be around for a while due to your location, but I will only stop by if friends want to go or I am desperate. Perhaps if your food was as  friendly as the atmosphere I would give you a better rating. I do appreciate the attempts at becoming more vegan friendly, hopefully you will continue to work in that direction. \n\nwait staff is hit or miss, I have had some nice people and some aloof jerks. (but that can happen anywhere.)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Da9MtOHGOeUShJsBXcA3LA", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eBCMMbjR98gL8W5Bav5BmA", "text": "We had an awful experience here.  We made a reservation for a big party weeks in advance and by the day of, they lost our reservation.  When we arrived, the service took forever and the food was mediocre at best.  (The kids thought that the fruit salad was salty.)  It was 1:00 in the afternoon (they open at 10) and they were out of many menu items, including cupcakes, which was fairly disastrous since we were at the restaurant to celebrate a birthday.  The service was snotty and unhelpful.  I will definitely not dine here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "lK3-eGeaPc0xcmQDruNNpg", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FC-gYAQxKLKjYq71nUWxYQ", "text": "I'm wondering if the Saturn Cafe could use some of the profits from my $10.00 breakfast to invest in seasonings so the food isn't so bland.  Maybe they could spend it on training the wait-staff? It wasn't busy but man I sure would have loved to get my food in a timely manner, which brings up another issue. Maybe you could heat my wife's food up thoroughly, so you know, she could eat it right then and there? I didn't see that there were any take and bake options on the menu so why did you serve it to us like that? I've given this restaurant about 6 tries at all of the times when one might like to eat typically and have been failed. I just don't see what ANY of the accolades are for. I had a friend say \"when you go there you've got to get the nacho fries!\"  Why not stop wasting time and just go get respectable, SEASONED nachos and the lovely Mexican food place across the street?  To anyone wanting to try this food, if you like well seasoned,  hot food that comes to you in a timely fashion don't come here. However, if you're just jonesing for vegetarian hospital food that was likely purchased at the frozen section of costco... No wait, I still recommend that you go elsewhere. If you're going to eat it might as well be good right?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rc5U-0wjahfmWL-WYodA4g", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f_GP4Ilio-K-nH-NIvEgyQ", "text": "The food was alright, though nothing to write home about. Both the vegan chocolate and choco-peanut butter milkshakes are dynamite. And I would go back again for the mock BLT, but alas! our server was a wretched witch and treated us like lepers. she didn't check up on us once, and when i requested some spread on the side she huffed and puffed and made a big stink about it. she was just plain nasty. and it was enough to put me off to berkeley's saturn diner for lyfe. LOUSY SERVICE, and the food is just meh. It could never compete with the ambiance and service of the santa cruz location, and as a vegetarian I will never eat at this veg. diner again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1VGsAXONaMwvuWCFPEVNJQ", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FweDmBD00luAdLZ_DV_xsA", "text": "I was so excited about this place because when I went once in Santa Cruz, it rocked.\n\nService was beyond horrible. Nonexistent and rude all at the same time.\n\nand the worst food I've received in a restaurant since I moved out to the bay area 7 years ago. I actually spit out my California burger. Just being flavorless would be one thing, but turning to the consistency of gluey goopy paste in my mouth actually made me gag.\n\nUgh. Worst. Seriously, get a snack at walgreens if you're hungry and nothing else is open. This is a serious waste of money.  BLECH.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "K4ONiMMZITogU-5HdfhrPw", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HcwvG1Vtt224OhgB3vdx5w", "text": "I've been to the Santa Cruz location a few times, so I was jazzed to see this one open up.\n\nFeeling a little hungry? Try these on for size:\n\n1. Nacho Fries - hello, yummy! They're best with the thin cut fries and large enough to share with up to two people. Who ever thought putting nacho toppings on fries would be so... good?\n\n2. Chicken Avocado Club - a crazy mix of breaded \"chicken\", avocado, fakin bacon and everything else you'd expect from a club, but without the meat! Triple decker sandwich cut into quarters = messy eating with hands... Order it with the tomato soup!\n\n3. Vegan Breakfast Burrito - burrito stuffed with tofu scramble, served with home fries and soyrizo. A great way to start the day.\n\nI 've experienced slow service a few times on busy weekend mornings, mostly because they were understaffed. My most recent visit yielded a better experience, with my food coming out in less than five minutes after placing my order with the cheery waiter.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HLICupWc9tgfs_UIlI5ZjA", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HrpwlhREGE_Y-l6KGNVP-w", "text": "Meh, this place was alright. I guess I had higher expectations because I really like the atmosphere.\n\nI came here with a group of classmates, and we had just gotten back from a service trip in Oregon (which was awesome). I guess Saturn is really accommodating to vegans and vegetarians, but I'm not so I guess that's why I didn't really like the food.\n\nAll the dishes I tried (my friends' burgers, mac and cheese, and my own fried chicken salad) were flavorless. I didn't even finish my small salad.\n\nAnd they have a little ATM which charges you extra fees (because they don't take like more than 2-3 credit cards).\n\nNot coming back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HawlyOLGf7foMytDFj-FDw", "date": "2012-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ItNSmordR1B1yQ-RIyofMA", "text": "Dear Saturn Cafe,\nThere was a BIG GREEN BUG in my SALAD, possibly more than one, possibly on my Club Sandwich also. I showed it to you, alive, and you showed the whole staff and laughed and said i get extra protein. Who knows how many bugs i ate, i am a vegan, don't want to eat bugs. I Ordered $25 worth of food and drink alone and you knocked off $2 from my bill.  I have worked in restaurants for 20 years and ALWAYS refund a customer if there are bugs or anything terribly unsanitary or off their diet accidentally in their food. Generally, that is protocol, along with a serious apology if you want the business back. I love this place. But won't go back unless offered a gift certificate to try it again. I have driven to Santa Cruz over the last decade JUST TO EAT THERE...i drove from SF just to eat there this time so , i could be a loyal customer. But, not with no concerns for health department issues. please make amends.\nChristie\n415 861 6250\ni am happy to write another review after another try, on your tab, as it should have been offered whilst i was there. Please do the right thing. Bugs in food is a serious health issue you should consider, not joke about.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-XbtQiYogZMjIqtckPHhlA", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jOValne4iB1pFTm5rpEsMw", "text": "Not that great. The sparkled pillars are JUST to die for... Jk. The food might make you want to ... Leave some for the bears.\n\nGreat place to take someone who has trouble holding their end of a conversation. Know why?: the decor and themed table tops can distract them and will likely (without fail) encourage them to talk to you about trivial bull shit (if they weren't already).\n\nDates: Come here if you need a fucking break from a tense date, or need to send the message that you are not looking for anything serious. But only if you are hungry, and can get excited about 20% off your half of the bill. \nAka: cheap date hot spot.\n\nOtherwise: still blase.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "bDz20hQM-5RS5JjOex-Lgg", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KOROEgIoB4Bp5AWxERTceQ", "text": "I like Saturn Cafe, which is basically a vegetarian diner.  I'm not a vegetarian but I can always find something to eat there, and it's a really fun place to bring out-of-town vegetarian guests.  They have a gluten-free and soy-free menu, which is really important to me.  I can get a diet cola that isn't made with aspertame.  Also, sweet potato fries!  This is a great place for people with food sensitivities.\n\nAtmosphere is kitschy and fun, and there's usually interesting people-watching both inside and outside.  The only drawback is that it's a bit pricey for what it is.  Service varies, but I've had more good servers than bad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pVJ3WrBmGRz4Lwbs0BYb0A", "date": "2011-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KpzEjhd9Q5o2k1maFIfIwQ", "text": "MEH.\n\nWent here for dinner with some friends and everything was just... mediocre. I ordered the soup of the day, a tortilla-tomato southwestern-style soup, and it wasn't bad. They asked me if I wanted sourdough, whole wheat, or chips with it and I asked for sourdough. I assumed that it'd be from one of the MANY, MANY amazing bakeries from the area (Berkeley sourdough, c'mon!) but it was a piece of sliced sandwich bread. It wasn't toasted but instead just dried out, so it was like eating very stale bread with my soup (I didn't really eat it).\n\nThe servers barely came around to refill water so I refilled my own. Not a travesty, I just felt awkward and infringing on their territory.\n\nMy friends got the veggie burger, the nacho fries, and the sliders. I tried the nacho fries, which were a great concept, but the fries got soggy almost immediately. I also had some of the plain fries that came with the veggie burger. They were mediocre.\n\nEverything was just... mediocre and slightly flabby.\n\nOur lego table was amazing!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2011-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OOvn41b0belDAQuCcWEEBg", "text": "No thanks.  I'd rather starve.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Mvv3Lpw0j6EZ1LDRbJ8Bkg", "date": "2012-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-O__S-BZ5FlpwvthGdKiIw", "text": "Love the vegan nacho fries as well. Small size (steak cut) can easily feed two as a meal! Very delicious. Very fresh. Also had jalapeno burger. Incredible! :-) \n\nIt's a great place to frequent when staying in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jj-G6cxvYGcoffIKsfWGuA", "date": "2011-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Owl41l-tkBkL1ZUyIxwDWQ", "text": "it makes me feel like im cussing at my self under my breath on the floor of my kitchen, and everyone there looks like they write bad hardcore band lyrics, and when they come up to the table they are going to read them to you. it made me feel like an adult baby. but boy oh boy! they can mix some relish and veganase  ! fuck you secret sauce....\nbuck rogers was just gentrifying space for the white man.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "g1ZFjx2B1snL-DlMvIYLBg", "date": "2010-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pBk2NpLEtX1tWsHTLmscrw", "text": "Yucky frozen food for college students and senior citizens.  They buy corn dogs and veggie sausage from trader joe's.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "e0YqEklu_WJt9FoJkhUMrQ", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rd03BoagJafavhFa07mbSA", "text": "A great place to grab drinks or a snack with some friends.  Casual, no frills dining.\n\nThe hibiscus cooler is absolutely delicious and goes great with the nachos that happen to be some of the best I've ever had, which really surprises me as they're vegan!\n\nThey've got great organic beers on tap.  The coffee stout is great, but the red bitter (?) was my favorite!  Definitely check those out if they still have them on tap.\n\nI also hear their karaoke nights on Thursdays are fun. The room, with its glittered walls and kitschy decorations, certainly looks like it's got potential for lots of random nights.\n\nI'll definitely be coming back the next time I'm in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ofPO8D_g23MU4g-wU79BSA", "date": "2011-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TA60SDnWfwfqZEXRIniljw", "text": "This is my go-to Diner Date Place. Great Service, water glasses always full, and amazing specials.\nMy usuals are:\n-Nacho Fries (thin or thick/steak fries): The avocado (which is my favorite), black beans, cheese, sour cream, and salsa work so well on their signature thin fries (which I have a bias towards). A full order is very huge, so order it when you have at least 2 others to share it with. A half order is great for 2 people.\n\n-BBQ Ranch \"Chicken\" Burger: They make their own special dressings, which compliment the \"Chicken\" nicely. I often dip my fries into it 'cuz it's so tasty. The patty itself is an (almost) identical substitute for a chicken breast.\n\n-Chocolate Cake: Is wonderful. Nothing else to say on that.\n\nTheir Ice cream is very good. Even if it may not be \"creamy\" like traditional ice cream. It's even better as a milkshake if you can save room for dessert. \n\nWill update often, since I try a lot of the menu.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "imeykb86iOtaW7IahZvN7A", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TjyZnUMJKVhNY1qscJMYGw", "text": "This place purports to have two major things going for it: a solid veggie menu and late night hours.  Now it also has beer apparently.  \n\nWe came in because it was the only thing open around 11:30 along our trek from the Greek Theater back to Shattuck.  Group of 6, half hour before close.  The greeting that we got was borderline rude.. sort of like, ugh, why are you guys coming in now, we want to close this joint up.  The host/waiter very begrudgingly got us a table in a closed off section, because, guess what, when you're like the only joint open in Berkeley at 11:30 on a Saturday, you're going to be busy.  They were in fact pretty busy.  The rest of the meal continued with a ton of attitude from the waiter, despite us being pretty nice and basically sober.\n\nSo how was the food?  Well, they were out of a lot of stuff.  Guacamole, most of their desserts, the normal garlic fries.  The nachos were really great, the chocolate silk pie was gross, and everything else was fine to good (milk shakes, onion rings, beer).  Food quality and portion seemed pretty well aligned with price.\n\nHere's the thing, if your staff doesn't want to be at work late at night and you're not going to have any food left, perhaps you just shouldn't be open.  Your customers shouldn't be made to feel bad for coming in a half hour before close.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8ro9EoJQEmuQFRvMk36RUQ", "date": "2010-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xOaOwcgusLZH6vpKy1VrSg", "text": "San Diego might have set the bar high, but shame on you, Saturn.  Vegan cuisine shouldn't have to cost as much as it does here.  \n\nThe food here is decent, but it's no excuse.  Fun decor aside. \n\nCraving a shake, my boyfriend and I came and paid $6 for what ended up being Trader Joe's Vegan Chocolate Cherry ice cream thrown into a blender.  No joke.  The lack of creativity was startling. \n\nBerkeley has such a solid base of vegans.  Playing up the novelty of a Vegan option is unethical.  Why punish a good cause?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KH3cBULZ2y4miI8mtlbY9Q", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-XQv7DF1oRZgYQ3Ki2gsYQ", "text": "Same tasty Saturn food  but in a cleaner space.  \n\nI come here when I want to be an unhealthy vegan.  I have to admit  never quite go as bad as I would like to.  My new favorite entree is the vegan breakfast.  It comes with breakfast potatoes, tofu scramble and toast.  I  think it's the perfect size and not an overwhelming amount of food.  \n\nThis location seems to have a few different selections then the place in Santa Cruz.  They have a Jalapeno burger (which can be made vegan).  My BF tried this and it was very good.  It was seasoned with Buffalo sauce which I love.  \n\nThe decor is space aged, with some lame outfits hanging up.  Although I enjoy clean spaces, I somewhat like the grimy vibe of the place in SC.  Maybe that \"aged\" look will come in time.  They have a lounge that apparently has karaoke on Thursdays.  I would go if I lived closer, because I adore singing Tom Jones and TLC in front of strangers.\n\nOverall, I had a great experience.  Good Food (as always!) and great service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r-Z59v4Hj5InNu01kSdtQ", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xVGJb9mZFJRfNvLbG2zRSA", "text": "Not that great at all. \n\nI have never really minded vegetarian/vegan food, and actually have wanted to try out this restaurant for the longest time (all part of my trying almost every restaurant in Berkeley before leaving). I ordered a vegetarian burger (the California burger it was called?), made from a veggie patty that was a specialty of the Cafe. All I can say was that every part of my meal tasted bland--the burger had absolutely no taste and I could only really taste the avocado and pickle. The steak fries that came with it were bland as well. Granted, they were huge fries, but were soggy and I could taste something after drowning it in globs of ketchup as the potatoes themselves were bland. Moreover, the veggies (lettuce and tomato) that came with my burger did not seem that fresh; I didn't get that crisp crunch that I usually get when I order a burger from a restaurant. My friends ordered a Santa Fe salad and a mushroom burger, and both weren't too thrilled about their meals either.\n\nThe atmosphere was also a little odd. I know they were trying to go for a futuristic theme, but it seemed like the decorations were half done. The walls were mainly bare, with only a few shirts or something hanging over the counter. The tables however, were pretty cool; they looked like glass display cases with cool objects inside of them. \n\nThe service was pretty lackluster; our waiter was cordial, but not particularly friendly. He never really came to check up on us, and it took us forever to grab his attention to get our bill, even though the restaurant wasn't crowded at all. Also, I would say that this place is pretty expensive in terms of getting a burger; everything cost at least $10, including the salads. \n\nOverall, I'm glad I tried it just to say I have, but I wouldn't go back there again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "klIMMg94GVbtNDE0tej8Bg", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xVJoQ_tqQwPjesOydsCkqA", "text": "I visited Saturn today for the first time.  I liked the \"diner\" feeling of the restaurant and our server was very friendly and attentive.  My complaint is the really small portion of protein in the cobb salad.  My salad was mostly lettuce and was $10.  It was definitely not a meal.  Very little veg chicken, eggs and blue cheese in it.  I had to order a large side order of fries as I was still very hungry.  Good cobb salads are chock full of stuff.  This was so skimpy that I will not return.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VJTz6Vjfw_2loxWwTlpwoA", "date": "2012-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YOTA50MVHuW-1uoj8BJCyA", "text": "Can't say anything good.  Wait...waiter was nice.  Waste of a meal and money.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "R5J9DJaSiLrm1F9LQRCKBA", "date": "2011-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Pp9yJ7XKKKk-EEtNBvgtJg", "text": "Came here to watch some friends improv on Tues night for a free show. When I got there, a sign said that there was a $10 minimum PER PERSON to watch the show. I found out later that improv group was unaware of this underhanded move and that's why I'm writing this review. I won't be eating here again and Saturn's should be put on notice for sucking so hard. And by the way, I would have spent more than ten bucks if I hadn't been given the stipulation at what we all thought was a free show!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zOHPvEKgyu_83tKQ0iINgg", "date": "2011-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uJkdke3x26dARIScU5ztNw", "text": "I went here no knowing at all it was vegan. As a meat loving person this was a bit of a shock. The menu was absolutely confusing at first since I have little knowledge of vegan food stuffs.\n\nhowever the food was pretty impressive. I ordered the eggs Benedict and despite its vegan nature, it was pretty good. Nice an healthy, not super cheap, but I actually enjoyed a vegan meal. Its great to see normal food that vegans eat instead of just tofu and veggie patties", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t0T6400Fc7FO89kqLURBBQ", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7g4IpFCA1Um7d7QWreoPIw", "text": "So glad to see another veg restaurant on the block!\n\nI really enjoyed the avocado sandwich and fries.  Please please have more vegan items on the menu. \n\nI was SO excited when I read there were corn dogs on the menu, but totally bummed when I found out they were not vegan :(\n\nDaiya cheese would be a great addition indeed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N6XzaLL7CGUNflr2Z-25-w", "date": "2010-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AXCvNJJIJOLEzKuTKEFVjA", "text": "I cannot review the food since I walked out of the cafe before our food arrived. I overheard some of the staff making extremely racist remarks, presumably assuming that no one could hear them, about an african-american employee. I was absolutely outraged, and when our server came back I told our server how disturbed we were about the behavior of the other servers and his response was to basically tell me that I must have misunderstood. When I quoted what I heard he was extremely rude about the incident and didn't offer to get the manager. I asked to speak with the manager and he told me there was no manager on duty.\nNeedless to say, I was shocked, sickened and outraged. Obviously I will never return, but I hope you will avoid this place as well.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rttoR10sV12yrex7unuxMw", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IjOINEEN6pDM2mrM-1dBVg", "text": "Not. Good.  Food.  Vegetarian or not, the food is very mediocre.  I adored the concept, but as my dining companions and I were discussing, it's rare to hear a vegetarian gripe that they can't get enough crappy fried food to fuel their fires, and Saturn makes the assumption that deep in our meat free hearts, all we really want are soy products that aim to resemble meat.  This is false, and nothing about our veggie burgers made me think, \"mmm, is this cow?\".\n\nWent w/ a party of 6 on a Friday night--the service was quite friendly but totally inattentive--I think they were understaffed--most of us had burgers--we went for their Saturn patty, which is home made--done in the California style.  Came out barely warm and the steak fries were luke warm and mushy.  They had none of the delightful crunch with a creamy center that I know and love from other steak fry experiences. \n\nBriefly:  \n\n- Steak fries = total tease.\n- CA burger = decent patty, but so small!  Not luscious, barely any avocado, the best part was the potato roll it was perched upon.\n- Sliders = great concept, weird execution\n- Other burgers = PRE MADE.  This is berkeley.  Come on.  You're giving me a food service garden burger?\n- Sweet potato fries = weak, weak sauce.  For an additional $2.99, I wanted more than 15 fries.  D-.  And they were thin.  \n- Santa Fe Salad = the only item we were served that was appropriately priced--decent salad, though w/ enough fried and cheesy goodies to qualify it as a \"salad that will definitely lead to an untimely death\" \n- Vanilla milkshake = weird, cloyingly sweet.  Gross.  But looks pretty!\n\nOverall, a 100% disappointment.  For where we are, it's totally unacceptable to get away with passing this slop off as vegetarian food, and I was embarrassed to have taken an out of town European guest here.  For the 6 of us it was $72, which isn't bad in real standards, but the price to portion size ratio was a bit off....we all left hungry and grumpy.\n\nSaturn, you mean well, but really, it's just a pricy McDonalds, minus the speed and delightfully sinful McFlurries.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "D2setZ2_pKZ9CWEb0IgrOQ", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lz-dEOrIv0HGBkatmLx2Aw", "text": "Not only is this place really terrible, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, but I once found a piece of cloth in my food.  Disgusting, disturbing and absolutely gross.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "t5RDOWoD_OZxL5Rh36Bfxg", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q5gYG2ATRxq7YHjVJbSo-Q", "text": "Six of us met at Saturn for dinner on a Saturday evening at 6:15.  The place was hopping and pretty noisy, with lots of families with small kids.  We had high hopes because we're vegan and some of us had liked the  Santa Cruz original.  \n\nTo cut to the chase:  we encountered big problems with the food service:  \n a) The mixed appetizer plate, which consisted of french fries, fried sweet potatoes and taquitos, took an inordinate amount of time to arrive and when it finally appeared, everything was cold.  As you can imagine the fries etc. were pretty much inedible.  \n b) When we pointed out the problem to the waiter nodded and said 'sorry,' but did not offer to replace it.   \nc) The main plates also took a long time to arrive and again were not even warm. Burgers, fries, soup, rice and beans were pretty much at room temperature.  \nd) One dinner order, which was for a soup, half-sandwich, and small salad platter came 15 minutes after the others.     \n\nWe don't know whether the problems were with the kitchen -- i.e. cooks putting cooled-off food on the plates -- or with the waitstaff -- the waiter letting the filled orders sit too long before serving.  In any case, Saturn has been open for 3 months, so even on a busy night, the staff should be able to serve food hot off the grill.\n\nToward the end of our meal, our waiter came by and gave us  a 10% off card for our next visit.  He said he appreciated that we had made our complaints politely.    We appreciated the gesture.  Still, it's hard to know from the cold versions of burgers, fries, soup, beans etc. that we ate,  whether the food at Saturn's is tasty enough to lure us back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RWaTRbNY0YoHRdj3gsZS0Q", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qB0OxSZwfSj7V7IqTnR7Ow", "text": "I was so disappointed, having had been to the sister location in Santa Cruz and loved it. The food here is mediocre diner food at best, I can make better dishes at home. It also seemed like the food sat for a while before coming out because it's wasn't hot. I am kinda offended they serve such crappy food with all of the other amazing food they serve in the East Bay. Go spend your money at Rudy's Can't Fail in Emeryville, they do veggie better...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qgDSJV1gypqwoJTbbcGTXQ", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TtRb58eBOu7Xo4DSZiz0sA", "text": "Saturn cafe is in almost every sense a disappointment. I've been taken here twice by friends who have attempted to accomodate my vegetarian tastes, and both times I've been unimpressed. \n\nThe good is that the decor is pretty interesting. It's a diner type interior that serves vegetarian food, which is just kind of cool to see. The service is also ok, they bring lots of water haha.\n\nOn my first visit, I had the fake chicken and avocado sandwich. This was decent although the bread was very bland white bread, which I didn't like. It wasn't wonder bread, but it wasn't anything I would ever buy for myself either. The fake chicken and bacon were decent, but they were both identical to products I had bought in the store in the frozen food section. I'm not accusing them of making frozen food, but when I go out I like to have something more than stuff I could have just microwaved at home. The \"curry\" that came with the sandwich was horrible and felt like a weird sort of vegetable mush with absolutely no flavor. This meal was decent and much better than round two.\n\nOn my second visit I had a breakfast omelet, which was made with powdered eggs... The potatoes on the side were also hard and not good and the bread was again the worst white bread possible.\n\nOverall this place just doesn't have a strong commitment to quality in ingredients and it really shows. Additionally, the food is pretty unhealthy for how bad it tastes. To add insult to injury, they charge prices that I would expect for food with meat to cost instead of typical veggie prices. I won't be coming back here; there are many both cheaper and better options.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xtbetsUKa4QSxPM-FdDFIQ", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FYWwkEuUUaeBeaPE6MaCHA", "text": "So this passed Sunday a friend and I were trying to decide which spot to go to for breakfast. After a little brainstorming we decided on trying Saturn Cafe in Berkeley. We had never been there before and I've been wanting to try it for the passed couple of months. We walked in and were seated immediately. \n\nI started to look at the menu and was having a hard time deciding. I feel like the menu needs work. I've never stared at a menu for so long trying to decide what to get. After looking it over I noticed \"fakin' bacon.\" and little V's and VS's next to certain items. It was then that I realized we were in a vegetarian/vegan restaurant. I wish it was made more clear on the menu or near the front door that they don't serve meat there. We walked in and the place seemed pretty spacious and nice. Had a nice diner feel and was very clean but the placed seemed quite bare, lacking art and there were some weird random shirts or dresses on one part of the wall near the kitchen.\n\nI ended up going with the \"muffinator\" as well as a fruit cup. Sounded tasty. Basically an egg and cheese sandwich with a meatless sausage patty served on an english muffin and potatoes on the side. As we were waiting for the food I noticed that half of the restaurant was empty yet the waitress and waiter were having a hard time seating the dozen or more people waiting to eat. This went on for the entire time we were eating and it was starting to get annoying having to watch all the hungry people up front waiting for a table. The waitress and waiter seemed on edge and sort of clueless as to what they were supposed to do. The whole vibe was sort of a chaotic mess. I noticed customers having to get water themselves because the waiters and waitresses were not being attentive. \n\nWe got our food ten or fifteen minutes later and wow... What a sloppy fucking mess. What I got was an english muffin with 3/4's of the egg hanging off the side, cheese dripping onto the plate and a tiny \"sausage\" patty taking up half of the muffin. The potatoes were very dry/bland and tasted like they were cooked earlier and reheated on the grill. The fruit cup was nothing special. My friend ordered the Southwestern Omelette that came with extra hard toasted white bread, with no butter or jam. Our water cups were filled once when the food arrived and after that we weren't acknowledged by our waiter until we had to tell him we wanted our check. After a 5 minute wait for our check I was pretty disappointed. \n\nI was considering to use their restroom to throw up my disgusting breakfast, \"dine and dash,\" and get a real fucking meal next door at Sunnyside Cafe.\n\nI'm going to tell people to stay away from this place. Horrible food, and bad customer service. This place needs a lot of work.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "z2lJjDXKZmKTCQ-dg0KWsg", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4szylQ_xNl6x94ep1-ctaQ", "text": "The service my coworkers and I received today was downright shameful. It took FOREVER for our meals to be cooked. I mean, in the 45 minutes that we sat at the booth, we received neither our appetizers nor our entrees. We were on a time crunch as it was our lunch hour, key word being 'hour', so after waiting wayyy too long, we had to walk away frustrated, faint and famished. If you come here for lunch on a weekday, be prepared to wait a long, long time.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "OppP37eMyk50XRgQjvqbmQ", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "giTJ8jTVtvU8CygnZQFATQ", "text": "This place has the potential to be good, but it really just isn't. The service is slow and inefficient, and the food is something I could throw together from bottles and boxes myself. \n\nMy friend got the buffalo burger, which they didn't bring. They brought her the California burger, and then 30 minutes later and after I had finished my food, brought her the buffalo burger. At that point, she was so hungry, she didn't feel like telling her that it was missing an ingredient. \n\nI ordered a salad that basically just had tofu and carrots on it, and what tasted like bottled salad dressing. It was completely lacking in substance and flavor. \n\nI really wish this place was good, but I was just disappointed in every aspect.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4dEfRCp9xIhN71xIcX4I2A", "date": "2011-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U5ysQ-I_FUHLKPqTQer6xQ", "text": "Update: The manager contacted me and apologized for the service. While it doesn't change my experience, nor my intention never to go back, it's good to know that the situation has been addressed and hopefully others will not have my same experience. I still think the idea of the place is very cool, even if the execution of it was severely lacking in my personal experience. May you have better luck if you decide to go.\n___\n\nThis was my second time at Saturn Cafe. I will not be going back. Since my mom has a gluten allergy and they seemed pretty gluten-free friendly along with being what seemed like a pretty awesome space (I have a weakness for retro diners), I decided to treat us to lunch there. I wasn't expecting particularly attentive service -- I hadn't gotten that the first time I came, but I wasn't worried and the food had been good.\n\nWe were seated right away, water set down right away -- good signs. It took the waiter a little while to get to us to take down our orders, but nothing too long. Food and drinks ordered, we started to wait. And we waited. And waited. And waited.\n\nI flagged down the waiter since it had been fifteen minutes and my drink hadn't even come out. He said that there was a back up with their drinks person. Lie number one. The restaurant was not even half full. Other tables seated after us had already gotten their drinks. Lie number two came when ten minutes after that he said our food would be along in a little bit but that one of the chefs had had an injury and that had slowed down the kitchen. Lie number three came when he told us that the chef had lost our ticket. No, hipster boy, I don't think so.\n\nClearly he had never put the order into the computer properly in the first place.\n\nWe got up and left. No real apologies were offered and we had to flag down the waiter in order to get any information (which were mostly lies) in the first place. Utterly and completely pathetic. Having served my time in the \"customer service\" industry, I have major sympathy for anyone working in such a position. But this took all my sympathy away -- took it into the alley, shot it and ran it over with a car. Repeatedly.\n\nMaybe he was having a bad day. Maybe my low-top chucks made me look like a poser. But whatever the reason, I guess good service is too mainstream for Saturn.\n\nAnyway, we decided to walk to Gregoire instead and had much better service and much better food (even if no dedicated gluten-free menu) for the same price if not cheaper than what we had planned to have at Saturn. I will be warning people to stay away from Saturn.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "djZeEvX3LwlDFJ5IM74WuA", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qmR3zmDRPWSdBO6CHtZ4DQ", "text": "Space Lounge   is supposed to be a BAR AND CLUB. I rented this place to do a show.\n a waitress tried to WARN ME ABOUT THEIR IMPROPER PERSON who does the booking.\n do not use this place for your live entertainment event they do NOT know what they are doing.\nsecondly this woman Jo did not speak to me face to face but one time when it was to put down the deposit, she is a very unprofessional and ain't nothing about her money and what she wanna do. i had to remind her to write me a receipt..... you always supposed to write up a receipt.\nthey did not care to help promote the show, they  did not post my show on their calender till Way to close to the actual show like what a day before? when all their other shows have their dates locked in the calender's other shows are also promoted through the restaurant in the receipt booklet... not mine of course.  the time on the calender said from 6 or 5 pm to mid night... and they kicked us out WAAAY before mid night, i don't even like endorsing lies to the public any way, what if someone got there at 1130 and saw they were closed? why even lie about that? that's not right, and its upsetting to me, i mean are you trying to charge me from 5 to 12? you better not cause i am paying for something different.\nwhen entering the venue to set up i am carrying a huge cake in my arms table clothes and bowls and candy the bartender is asking me for money. after catching my breath i tried to explain to her that how will i GIVE you the rest of the money when no one has gotten here yet? um i am charging money at the door. HELLO you are supposed to COLLECT YOUR MONEY AT THE END OF THE NIGHT LIKE AT ANY CLUB/ BAR/ VENUE! witch.\nno no you don't roll up on me, hold up sorry nah, but being the civil minded professional i am yeah i gave her the money. whatever.\nbut at the same time you cant really blame her its the Booker Jo's fault she should have been there to handle the business. NOT the BAR TENDER! \ni don't like being bothered when i am setting up and when i am working PERIOD.\nOK the DJ is setting up I'm trying to get in my mode, we open the club door to to have people enter and ATTRACT CUSTOMERS to my EVENT!\nthe bar tender MADE us close the door! i mean if WE RENTED THIS PLACE OUT we should have this door open, ITS CALLED BOUNCING!\nshe then said there is a study hall next door and they don't like loud music...umm... well too bad for them! they need to move cuz this is a bar and if those kids are studying what they need to learn is life's not fair and yup the noisy rappers singers DJ's and drunk people next door are going to be loud and if you want a study hall u need to move INTO the campus not next door to a bar come on now. the venue should do something about that, plus they shouldn't be studying so late any way, people got partying to do.\nnah but that wasn't cool. you shut the door on my event esp when I'm attracting customers. it really left a damper on the event with the door closed it made people feel like that had to be quite and i don't want my people feeling like they have to hush at my event when we are serving liquor cake and dancing. nah that really killed it.\nthe Booker made no mention of there being a quite hour. i went on and did my show my entertainers were happy to perform but they all told me they felt a bit uncomfortable there but the place looked really good. \n my DJ was very un happy with the equipment that was provided.\nthe stage looks bigger than it is its really not that big. not really a problem for me but most of the entertainers danced sang rapped told jokes on the floor.\nthis bartender needed to get outta my face, someone must have told her she was in charge when the booker needed to be there the first thing i said when i put my stuff down is where is jo? jo is a coward she knew she was doing something wrong and that's why she didn't show up she was trying to start mess and i don't like that. I'm about money first mess later. that wasn't cool, bartenders don't go to business school i needed to talk to the Booker.\nshe wasn't there i don't feel comfortable conversing business with a young bartender I'm about money not this insecurities stuff.\nat the end of the night the bartender tried to charge m 3 dollars for a soda, i said i paid 300 dollars for it. she said you still have to pay for the soda i said NO I DON'T i mean i left with out paying for it, she shoulda known better than that.\nI'm not going to wheedle a free drink come on now i rented the place out brought you more customers to your food drink and knowledge of your place and you wanna nickel and dime me for a soda.... PFT!\nafter she got the message that i was not going to pay for my drink i EARNED, she made a comment about how they do well with there business with out me. and you know what? judging from your yelp reviews... yuuuup you SUUURE do", "stars": 1, "user_id": "a3prHYECsHFpLTHqHI1WSQ", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 9, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9kHbP0Cre000fsRolvA8Fw", "text": "SATURN CAFE GLUTEN FREE MENU IS NOT GLUTEN FREE AT ALL!!!\n\nThey take no care in separating ingredients. The Fries and such go in the same fryer as everything else. Thank GOD I asked about this instead of just ordering off of the GLUTEN FREE MENU! WTF, people? It is Low gluten at best. I wouldn't trust these chefs to make me anything. When I asked about the cross contamination and if they kept the gluten free things separate, the server told me, \"we're a vegetarian restaurant, not a gluten free one.\" Nice. So why bother even having a gluten free menu? I will never never never eat here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "D8CE1KHgGAsnkvAA6Pi_mw", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 13, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "3MTTfFpzyGJo4FghYZSssQ", "text": "For now, if you have a hankering for a veggie burger and excellent fries, go to your nearest Barney's. I suppose it's possible that Saturn Cafe will get their act together....that food will be delivered to your table before it has turned cold, that you won't grow weary waiting for it, that the circus will find a ringmaster. Maybe the burgers won't even be a crumbly fall apart mess. \n\nI suppose I would give them another try after they've been open longer, but there are so many tempting options to try in the area that it will be a very long time.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Syt_iQqW_c9T2_lrvsddqQ", "date": "2010-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_8TepR2MrLZbOxK7aL6NAg", "text": "My first trip to Saturn Cafe was with a friend of mine, we both are artists and have quirky sensibilities, are children of the 80's and so it was the very groovy space age simultaneously 80's and Retro/Vintage decor that hit us first when we walked in.  Glitter is always awesome so the silver glittering columns, and pink and white glittery  vinyl seats made me giddy. Our server was actually really nice and funny and my friend, being a very funny guy joked with him and he was very receptive to it. \n\nWe both ordered Mint Chip Milkshakes, and were not disappointed, they were think and creamy and had lots of whip cream on top with chocolate syrup and chocolate chips. Yum!! Now, I have been back to Saturn Cafe and had a milkshake and it wasnt so good.  I think it depends on who is making it, and that's too bad because according to the Eastbay Express, they are award winning. They are also a bit pricey, at $5.25.  Which really dated that scene in Pulp Fiction with \"The Five Dollar Milkshake\". Anyway, he ordered a Space Cowboy burger and loved it, gave me a bite and it was pretty good.  Now, I keep kosher at home and eat vegetarian out, so it was really awesome to have cheese, \"meat\" and \"bacon\" all in the same bite and still be that nice modern orthodox Jewish girl I am. I ordered the Cowgirl Blues Burger, and was pleased, although I had to ask for extra sauce. The fries were hot, crunchy and good. Their vegan cupcakes were so good I wished they sold them in 6 packs to go!\n\nI have returned to Saturn Cafe four times since this first time and I always try to order something new. Their salads arn't bad, I had a cob salad. Its not the place to go if you are seeking out a meal of an amazing salad. This is a Burgers and Fries joint. Actually, their nachos are pretty good. And they have a Thai-style peanut sauce dish. What keeps me coming back is the fact that they are 100% vegetarian and have many vegan options too. Since I am careful about what I eat and where, its nice to know that Saturn is Vege friendly. There are surprisingly few vegetarian restaurants in the East Bay.  Or maybe I just don;t know of them.... Anyway whether its the funky atmosphere, good yummy comfort food, decent service, awesome tables (each one has a different theme), convenient downtown Berkeley location to movie theaters, and such (ie. perfect place for a date if you are vegetarian), I will be coming back to Saturn! Last time I went, our waitress even gave me a free Saturn Cafe Sticker when I asked. Something to put on my guitar case. \n\nThe California Burger with the house made all natural all vegetable and grain veggie burger served with jack cheese and avocado was fabulous, and great with extra sauce. Yum, thats my favorite one so far. Its just a really good veggie burger.\n\nDrawbacks? Okay so the food is good but not mindblowingly amazing. The prices, yes, as an artist and currently unemployed at that I have a very tight budget, so I found everything to be $2-3 more than it should be. The burgers are almost $10 which is kind of nuts. If the prices were lower, i would go like whenever I was in Berkeley.  I suppose for the location, its about average, still, i think its on the pricey side. which like i said is too bad. Service on the first time was great, on other times, was a bit delayed and other times the food was out almost as fast as you ordered it, so it seems like the quality of the service and the food varies depending on who is working there and who is cooking.  \n\nSo yes, it would appear that Saturn has had some fair and poor reviews, but I think you just have to be creative, if the food is too dry, ask for some sauce, if the milkshake is not to your liking ask them to make a new one, they will do this! If the service is to slow, perhaps kindly hint that you have a movie to get to or something.  I love Saturn Cafe, its a fun place.  So give it a try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HHEk987m55_ZdS_8FQ7plw", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "91tQZNshspEbv1wFMFyXNQ", "text": "I have a special place in my heart for Saturn, which was the go to place for vegetarians after midnight back in Santa Cruz a decade ago when I was there.  \n\nI am glad there is a location here in the east bay with plenty of decent and a few really tasty vegetarian options.  The variety of vegetarian dishes gets it 3.5 stars in my book, but for non vegetarian people you might not be blown away by this diner style restaurant.  The nachos and milkshakes are things many vegans will love, and can have in few other places.  \n\nIn an environment where vegetarian food is abundant, Saturn will not blow you away, but its a good place to have around.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bCaUuUn3VNYh4IEfPb9wRw", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9eZKf3wGwrRfG3HTVje6qw", "text": "This place rocks. I stumbled in after a concert on Sunday night and had one hell of a meal. They were wearing Zombie makeup because it was Easter and it was the day Jesus rose from the dead. HILARIOUS.\n\nFood:\nI ordered the Jalapeno Burger with steak fries, the give you the option of skinny but I choose steak every time. The veggie patty was amazing! I wanted to buy it but apparently they make it in house. Just means Ill have to go back!\n\nService: \nSeriously our server was super patient. We met some random girls on the BART who said they were hungry so we asked them to join us. WRONG DECISION they were super obnoxious. One kept going on about how her family used to own dinners so it made her an expert. This chick has not worked a day in her life. When she found out the pancakes were whole wheat she threw a fit and was super rude to our waiter. The waiter on the other hand was really cool and didn't seem fazed at all. \n\nWhy four stars not five?\nI was drunk but i couldn't really tell I was in a veggie only restaurant until I looked at my patty. I wasn't pissed and it tasted great. There may even be huge signs that i missed. Either way this place is great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bxwOc9lBTiDdvUfuMaRd0Q", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A65DLZWof76U4zduMcjVAA", "text": "GREAT food and awesome atmosphere. A new favorite!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sY5gg6RrHUh515X5uiTHjw", "date": "2010-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DR3yk0efYAVdgxC0X-T6Dg", "text": "Long story short. I didn't know this place was all vegetarian until after I ordered!!! Haha. Oh my. After walking around Shattuck, killing time before a movie, we couldn't decided on a place and ended up at the Saturn Cafe..\n\nNo wonder there was \"V\" all over the design on the table!! Duh!!!\n\nNot to say that the food was not good. It was good, but not to my liking. It didn't hit me until after reading the menu (on auto-pilot) and just ordering whatever. Space Cowboy Burger, and Vanilla Bean Milkshake.\n\nThe decor it a mix of Space, Ed Hardy in the 80's sprinkled with glitter. Weird. But fun!\n\n\nBut yeah. Vegan restaurant. I won't forget that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "t-JbFC1Oxg5Eqxuek8H_0Q", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iFRKor9tZMl4zwlTI3_09Q", "text": "Try harder! The tofu scramble is despicable. Even if this (previously frozen) tofu scramble existed at a (meat) greasy spoon, it would still be unacceptable. The tofu is tasteless, dry, oversalted, and boring-- no sauce, no options for add-ins, and not a speckle of spice. For comparison, try the tofu scramble at St. Francis Soda Fountain, Pork Store Cafe, or Boogaloo's, where you will appreciate flavor, variety, succulence, and creativity.\n\nOn the positive side, it's a vegetarian restaurant. And this kind of exclusivity is hard to get. The location is great, and the service is friendly. \n\nI appreciate Saturn for being an all vegetarian restaurant, but why are there so few vegan options on the menu? It's not a far cry. At the very least they could offer the option to ask for menu items to be converted.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hpYmAHWl2aWZRoNkUsUmhA", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ihiJAZR42Q0mxdqovXnjJw", "text": "I've heard mixed reviews about Saturn Cafe, and as a Berkeley student, it only seemed fair that I give this place a try. Luckily, there was a Phi Alpha Delta alumni brunch held here, which gave me the opportunity to try out their specialties.\n\nATMOSPHERE\nThe decor of this place is really strange. It makes me feel like I'm in a weird 80's movie, what with the metallic colors and the odd futuristic paintings and wall decor. It actually feels a little out of place in Downtown Berkeley, but hey, Berkeley's all about individuality, right?\n\nFor large groups and banquets, you're placed in a huge room in the back, which is nice because it's isolated from the rest of the restaurant and you really do have your own room to yourself. The wall is lined with a bunch of random paintings, and there's a small stage at the far back of the room.\n\nThe service was okay. Nothing memorable. \n\nFOOD\nI ordered the SATURN SPUDS and I tried some of my friend's BANANA WALNUT PANCAKES.\n\n1) Saturn Spuds- presentation was cool, but it looked more like an omelet than anything else. It wasn't out of this world, but it did the trick.\n\n2) Banana Walnut Pancakes- these were fluffy and delightful, but only when paired with the syrup.\n\nWe also tried the apple juice, which literally tasted as though you were taking a bite out of an apple-- I guess it was pretty damn organic.\n\nThe most memorable part of the meal were the home fries, which were given in abundance. I'm pretty sure my friends and I devoured 1-2 plates of them. They were an overload of carby goodness.\n\nOverall, Saturn Cafe isn't a destination worth trying, and there are other good breakfast/brunch places in the area that are more worth your time (and stomach space).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2012-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V6D-KQHQPP_fi8unGyrg2Q", "text": "Get the pumpkin pancakes while they're still around!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mXJyksCE4hCNtXBT4kDOng", "date": "2010-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fR868LPIz5jSmKrxnndQJA", "text": "I would become a vegetarian if this place will feed me everyday.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a1nY-zudH_koKvASeTmoTQ", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2is7qBFuSA3hsOnb1EN63Q", "text": "I'm a fan. Very exciting to have all options be veggie at a diner. Excellent milkshakes. I'm excited to try the vegan version of them. Veggie burgers are home made, fries are thin-cut. Wish they had gluten free buns. They aren't hard to find these days! Finally, I appreciate the gender-neutral bathrooms (aliens and robots, ha!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vbGZaDfyb5FBIWHzqDn7Ow", "date": "2012-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Jr0pO-7oi698zQOrmaHpA", "text": "Cool venue. Awesome mud pie. These two things in combination make up for anything about Saturn Cafe that is sub-par (e.g., their food). \n\nAmbiance:\nCan't say it has \"ambiance,\" but its interior is definitely cool. Super fun, funky retro mod decor. I like! =D \nWalk in, look up overhead, and notice the round light with a pink disk around it, resembling the planet Saturn. Take a trip to the restroom and be greeted by friendly painted robots on the doors. From the tacky-but-cool glittery silver columns to the impressive and beautiful graffiti art over the diner/kitchen area (i love that graffiti!), to the super-fun tables (each table is different - some are filled with really fun/interesting stuff that keeps you entertained while waiting for your meal!) - there's so much to look at here, and it just makes your dining experience that much more enjoyable. \nOur table had Lego pieces in it! Hahahaha! So cool! It was funny because I kept putting my water glass over the black octopus Lego and thinking that he'd much rather be in my water rather than under the glass covering my table. X) \n\nFood:\nIn general, food is bland (at least, the food we ordered). There was a Yelp review featured on their menu raving about Peanut Royale and Baked Mac-and-Cheese, so these were the items we orderd. Overall, we weren't really too impressed with the food. Maybe because it's supposed to be healthy and low-sodium and stuff, but it was really .. bland. I never EVER sprinkle salt over my food, but I found myself asking for hot sauce and then finally resorting to the salt shaker to enhance the taste of both dishes. Baked Mac-and-Cheese was rather... boring. Bland. And quite white. X) Peanut Royale had good flavors going on there, but no taste. I hope that makes sense. Fresh ingredients, lots of good stuff, but disappointingly bland. Oh well. Salt helped. And I'd MUCH rather eat bland food that super-salty shiznit. X)\n\nAnd now for the star of the show:\nMUD. FREAKING. PIE. \naaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh\nI almost cussed when I ate this. (And I am a very good girl, so I don't cuss ^^). Mint chip mud pie is to diieeee for. I'd come to Saturn Cafe just to have mint chip mud pie. It's why this place gets 4 stars rathere than 3. Whooo~ Super-fly mud pie.. You so fine.... Mmm mmm", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2EjfO1-gitGFJ0MDFK7VKw", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a4l2-8TeJnEyq35td_T_HQ", "text": "I do enjoy the food at Saturn Cafe but there are definitely hits and misses. The one in Santa Cruz has better service than this place. I went to Saturn a few days ago with a small group of people. I ordered the Buck Rogers with skinny fries and a side of the fake bacon (don't like them when they are in the sandwich cuz it gets soft and spongy)\n\nThe burger was awesome and being that I am a die hard meat lover, it really didn't even make me miss meat. it was that good. The chipotle sauce is not too spicy and makes for a great dipping sauce for your fries too. My fake bacon never came and our server didn't come by our table to check on drinks until we were all done eating. I had asked another server about the bacon and she said she would make sure it came but I guess she forgot. I ain't hating on this place and everyone forgets but I think maybe they get overwhelmed a little easily? \n\nIn either case he apologized and took it off the check and probably helped save me a few calories. I have a lot of vegetarian/vegan friends and this is a place that we can always agree on so it's a thumbs up in my book.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YGfWXlF23VVk5HLKfoKNtA", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DiGiiXhKA1tKbg4QoJeYgQ", "text": "Amazing food! Love going there for brunch or lunch. Really pleased they've added more vegan brunch options. Try the vegan shakes....they're to die for!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TVfhmGDbxpwnlq--66kvWQ", "date": "2012-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mb9GCPU0clnub9iEQCHIhA", "text": "I've been going to Saturn Cafe in Santa Cruz since the ripe age of 13 or 14 when, after being vegetarian for a few years, I finally cracked and decided that I missed diners and that I needed to find a vegetarian equivalent. This place is great. \n\nIf you are a vegetarian who misses the taste of traditionally meat-filled things (like a turkey BL(Avocado)T), or if you are a vegetarian or vegan who never wants to eat anything resembling meat, ever, this place has something delicious for you. And desserts. And it is steps STEPS away from Cinnaholic (delicious vegan cinnamon rolls).\n\nWin!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C9aipyN2JvkWWjMRRWFB2g", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MmdOoLXMS8RfXvCZz8z-Rw", "text": "I spent $15 to eat a bowl of spicy mac n' cheese and split a peach shake.  Meh.\n\nThings I can do and not feel bad about when my boo is out of town:\n1. grow a beard\n2. subsist on garlic, jalapenos, and cheese\n\nWith their spicy mac n' cheese, as well as their garlic fries, Saturn Cafe helped me realize #2.  At the same time, the beard helps me fit in.  To get right down to it, the mac is not $9/bowl thrilling or generous.  A smattering of shells, all too thin/few cheeses, and a light layer of jalapenos on top really weren't doing it for me.  A similarly and somewhat disappointing milkshake, which really could have used a more robust ice cream, did not fix it all.  Finally and unfortunately, service was really slow, though friendly (while the place was quite dead).  There is a silver lining here, however, Saturn is open late and way better than Mel's.\n\nIf you're hurting for fries and a shake, I still recommend Barney's.  That is, if you can get past your carnivorous surroundings.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RWa30sebfJfEMxWC-mZzLA", "text": "As a vegetarian, is is supremely difficult to find any decent vegetarian food open past 10pm. And if you do find a place like this, it also serves meat and is an asian style restaraunt. The problem with this is much of the food is cooked on surfaces, in oil, or has sauces that contain meat. \n\nIt earns its first star for that. Star 2-3 are for above average diner style vegetarian food and the multitude of choices. \n\nThe fourth star is for the good service and great location close to the bart. \n\nI can't give it a full 5 stars as the food had sat for a little bit, and certain items are uninspired. \n\nIf you are a meat eater, definitely pass. If you are a vegetarian or especially a vegan (as many dishes they can make vegan) this is a must see. \n\nAs in all vegetarian cuisine, you have to find the great dishes by spending a little money to experiment (go with friends so all can get different items). \n\nI personally will be back, but only late night, to avoid the long lines.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y4iPl37WfDQGUJjWAeGXVg", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TTTCquaZk_OkPmpD7SuwJQ", "text": "I have many fond memories of the Santa Cruz Saturn, so I was rather ambivalent when I heard they were opening one in Berkeley. I knew they'd try to replicate it and fatefully fail. They didn't -- at least, not as bad I portended. The food is pretty much the same (though I haven't been to SC in years) and they may have more menu options here... \n\nFor breakfast, do not get the Heavenly Benedict and don't set yourself up for severe disappointment by ordering the french toast -- which doesn't use eggs. It's vegan. 'nough said.\n\nFor lunch and dinner, everything is game and I usually order the Cowgirl Blues burger. The non-vegan shakes taste like they're made with Horizon milk -- blech.\n\nOverall it's a good option when it's late and you're feeling hipsterish. I just wish they'd make it feel more Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6qhTfvM87KtsgNL9Ko7oEw", "date": "2012-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zqoKCpwSnPOxsqopa8JHBA", "text": "So here's the thing, I love a greasy spoon type of place. A guy needs a good shake and some fries sometimes. Other times I just need a cup of coffee. This really IS the place to go. \n\nSaturn is hella good. I repeat, Saturn is hella good. Nacho fries? Are you f***ing kidding me? Amazing. \n\nI've even hit up their karaoke night on Thursday a couple times and it's such a cool environment. Very hangout-ish. It's not like karaoke at a lame ass dive bar where everyone's hella drunk and tryina creep on chicks. It feels like I'm just hanging out with my friends. And the girl that runs it is super welcoming and inclusive.\n\nThe waiters and waitresses are hella cool and make really good recommendations too.\n\nAll in all, I think the only competition is Rudy's, but that's all the way in Emeryville. And they don't have events there.\n\nGo to Saturn. You'll be the complete opposite of bummed out.\n\nP.S. I'm totally not vegan or vegetarian, and I'm still hella into this spot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4E1nQYFyfY0_UYPVfsXemg", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0oKn5HRDT6c374fPLOkOBg", "text": "This place is like a hipster, Communist spaceship. But in a good way. The eggs benedict are fantastic, the potatoes are well-seasoned, and the portions and price are more than reasonable. I tried the fries, and I'm definitely getting some next time. For a vegetarian restaurant, they have so many options. I am so coming back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2JKEOa7v6JLP9tLfejLFaA", "text": "I find this place highly overrated.\n\nThe food is okay -- nothing exceptional. I wouldn't even call it \"good.\" Rather, it's \"good enough.\" \n\nI've had the BBQ Ranch (veggie) Chicken sandwich with (faux) bacon added. It's a treat to have a combination like this after not having eaten the real counterparts for years. That said, I can't report that it was memorable. I'm not opposed to going back, but principally because it's open until midnight every day, which is fairly late for the East Bay -- but it's not the kind of food that would make my salivate or dream about. It's adequate, lowbrow, college-town fare. The price is right. It has a young vibe. \n\nThe sandwich came with a choice of sides. I got the steak-cut thick fries. Meh. Not greasy, but a bit on the dry side. It certainly didn't quench my cravings for fried indulgences. \n\nI arrived at 11:30p. The restaurant was about 1/4 full, and the lounge was rockin'. There were some raucous folks who were quite loud while I was there. I wasn't crazy about that part. \n\nThe service wasn't great. It took about 15 minutes to get someone to come over to take my order, which is odd given that there weren't that many tables being served. The waiter who was servicing all of the tables around me -- who evidently wasn't assigned to my table -- didn't look at me or ever tell me that my server would be right with me. Another staff member saw me looking around from a distance and was uncertain who was attending to my section. Eventually, I ordered, but no one ever came back to check on me after my food came. Was it because I was there late, and the servers were busy cleaning up as it was near closing time? \n\nUpon returning from the restroom, I passed by the shake station, where Saturn's famous vegan (and non-famous, non-vegan) shakes are prepared. I inquired about the brand of vegan ice cream used and the types of vegan shakes possible to order. While the staff member answered my questions, she gave me a questionable look as if I were inappropriately probing her about the time she lost her virginity. Yes, the service and staff could be improved. \n\nIn theory I'd like to give a higher rating because of the vegetarian nature of the restaurant. Bravo. The quality of the food and the quality of the service remind me of what one would expect at a college-city diner. In a word, I'd call it immature and unsophisticated. Interestingly, however, I haven't had this kind of experience in Berkeley elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rzm2psMUuhe8bwPeAymd3Q", "date": "2010-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2l0RKazmuu0KMzKFGXNQkQ", "text": "Saturn Caf\u00e9 Berkeley - I have been a long time fan of Saturn Caf\u00e9 of Santa Cruz as a meat eater, vegetarian, and vegan, so it's safe to say I was very excited for the new Berkeley Saturn.  Upon my arrival, I was impressed by the actual restaurant - everything was so bright and eye-catching.  The host was very friendly and social, something that Santa Cruz is deeply lacking.\n\nEven though I was not surprised, I was really hoping that they would have changed their menu; however, that was not the case.  I order mostly the exact same things I would typically order at their Santa Cruz location.  Given that Berkeley has a strong vegan population, as well as several vegan restaurants within miles of Saturn, I would have expected that Saturn update their menus to incorporate Daiya cheese, Gardien meats, vegan pancakes, etc.\n\nLike most of my trips to Saturn, I enjoyed my food.  My girlfriend and I ordered a vegan peanut butter shake, vegan nachos, a vegan burger and a vegan breakfast burrito which were all very tasty and pleasing even though they got 50% of our order wrong.\n\nI would recommend Saturn to anyone who has not been there before; however, if you live closer to Saturn in Santa Cruz there is no reason to go to the Berkeley location, since they are literally the exact same thing.\n\nAs a final note, Saturn if you are listening, please provide vegans with more options!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u2z_YHE3xyFqSVW2JN6F9w", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4rz9RWzKmh56WnmcM-qO_A", "text": "As a college student, I had many experiences with the original Saturn in Santa Cruz.  Though I'm no longer a California resident, I make my way back here every so often, and was really excited to be able to visit Saturn that is much more close to home.  (Yes, Saturn is good, but not necessarily a 2 hour drive good).  \nI have to say that the food was just as good as I remembered.  Sticking with what was my usual order (mint chip shake & cheese fries), I remembered why I used to go so often in Santa Cruz.  The milkshakes are great, as are the cheese fries.  \nOne nice change at the Berkeley one was the staff--Santa Cruz often had not so nice staff, though the staff at Berkeley was really nice.  The hostess was very friendly, and she always made sure we had water and were comfortable.  She even ran over from bussing tables to ensure that we were okay.  Our waitress was also great at constant checking on us, making sure that we were okay.\nOverall, this was a great experience, and definitely lived up to my memories of Santa Cruz.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LlT1IKKMsJIEW54ULMQJiQ", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9b9potx-abqA5Dnn1mePfg", "text": "waaaaaaay better than the santa cruz location (sorry guys).  still slightly confusing bathroom signs.  but the food is much more vegan friendly.  the vegan nacho fries are pretty much the best food you can purchase.  coconut curry soup is also excellent.  sweet potato fries and crazy wasabi dipping sauce...couldn't get enough.  i'm not a huge fan of their burger...it is probably fine but i tasted lots of mushrooms and i'm not a mushroom fan at all.  and why is the bacon not vegan?  i wanted a vegan bacon cheeseburger!  please work on that.  can't wait to come back and try the pancakes.  with a side of vegan nacho fries of course.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pvg3Cok-C3jUzN7Dr5Hirg", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9wiezSqtLcBME8TMysfrFg", "text": "A lot of the time, I think I could go vegetarian. Saturn is one of those places that supports this conviction. Their \"chix\"-patty burgers are delicious, and their thin-cut fries are PHENOMENAL -- I could eat those for the rest of my life, if I didn't care so much about my waistline. I took my out-of-town friends here once (who are less enthusiastic about vegetarian food) and they liked it, though they weren't rave-about-it-all-day in-love. To be expected from omnivores -- even I can't give up beef for good. But when the meatless mood strikes me (and that's pretty darn often), Saturn will be there. What a beautiful thing :')", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uVV7yCFyDT16gzMVjgBU5Q", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aYFfc6mjeoqXx2Rv7Vq6ag", "text": "I've been to this location three times and the Santa Cruz one more times than I care to admit. This one is about the same as SC service-wise and the menu is pretty much the same. Essentially vegan junk food but tasty vegan junk food. \n\nI was in today with a friend and we both had salads. They were full of fresh veggies and very tasty however, the lettuce in both of ours was full of grit. I sent mine back but my friend didn't insisting they'd monkey around with her food if they did (yeah, I've seen those \"hidden camera kitchen\" episodes of 20/20 but my reasoning was hey,  it's an open/exposed kitchen. We could see if they put spit in the food or rubbed the vegan chicken patty down their pants). My friend watched as the server gestured toward us and the cook gave us the hairy eye ball shaking his head no as if I were full of crap. The server then told other servers who looked over at us as if we were the table full of people masturbating with the ketchup bottles.  God, I hate that kind of thing. Why make the customers feel uncomfortable like that?  What's to be gained by lying about sand in the lettuce? Did I say it was a friggin' finger tip? Am I trying to extort a lifetime's supply of free vegan cupcakes out of you??? Just a hint, if you work in an open kitchen, people can SEE you! \n\nSo, to wind down my megillah here, the waiter brought out a new salad that was equally full of grit. I pulled a few grains of sand off the salad and showed them to the server who said, \"Well, it IS organic.\" Look, I buy organic stuff at the farmers market. Sometimes, it's not only full of dirt but bugs (which I coax off and put in my garden, those cute little nuggets!) but I wash the stuff. A bag of rocks and an old banana peel can be organic, for chrissakes. That doesn't mean I want to put  ranch dressing on them and then pay someone $10 so I can eat it. In the end, he took our salads off the bill and said sorry but it could have been handled a bit better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6kynMLGb_Nb4qyPihZvyYw", "date": "2012-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FevXqGVuOxR25YR1qpNoYQ", "text": "I'd had the mud pie here once and checked in, but I wanted to have something more substantial to warrant a review. I had my opportunity today to join a few members of my chain gang for brunch today. \n\nI settled on the southwestern omelet with a side of their fakin' bacon and steak fries - since they were out of home fries. The omelet - besides the fact it didn't have any animal derived meat(besides the eggs and cheese of course) was pretty delicious - the eggs were on the fluffy side, the steak fries had a deceptively meaty, unami-my taste to them which made think these might be infused with some kind of meat flavor but that'll be the subject of further investigation. The fakin' bacon was interesting - it has the salty, smoky flavor of the real thing but the mouthfeel and texture was... strange. It wasn't soy based as there wasn't a chalky, gritty taste/feel to it. I also had a few of their appetizers - typical fried fare. Now, I wanted to finish off with a slice of their mud pie - and I was bummed they didn't have any but the waitress made it up for us by bringing out ice cream to share! \n\nNow, there are a few things to be left desired and it was understandly busy - but I'll have to come back to get their fries again!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wdvDGI_gVlGfHhrB01LrzQ", "date": "2012-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hWD1PNLA_GHXL12-ia7Jfw", "text": "Where's the beef?  Not literally, as this place is vegetarian, but in the sense that my burger* was on a fluffy bun.  Fact: Did you know that the old Wendy's ads were designed around the fluffy bun idea but that Where's the Beef lady stole the show.  Fact!\n\nLast night I ordered the Buffalo Girl, as I am that secure in my manliness, and because I love buffalo wing style sandwiches (nod to Ike's Place in SF).  The burger* has a faux-chicken patty which in itself is was dandy, but the problem lies in the fact that there is a slider's worth of patty on a full-bun's worth of bread.  Hence, it is a fluffy bun.  If the patty simply filled the burger* (or they gave you two), I would give this place 4 stars.\n\nFour stars because:\n1) The service was extremely friendly.\n\n2) The vibe is relaxed and dinerish, yet not tired and filled with smoking old blue-hairs named Flo who want to know \"what you want Honey.\"\n\n3) The steak fries were perfect and plentiful.\n3a)  bonus info:  As a nod to a weird food habit of mine, I LOVE when the ketchup is in a squeeze tube with that super narrow glue point tip so I can put a perfect bead of ketchup on each steak fry just before I eat it.   Yes, I know I am weird.\n\n4) I came about 20 minutes later than my group and was served quickly and seamlessly.  As opposed to having a long delay and creating the awkward watch everyone else eat, then watch me eat dinner party/theater experience.  \n\n5) My dinner group randomly had a need to split up the check oddly and the waiter was extremely friendly about it and helpful. \n\nSummary,\nGood place, 3.5 stars really, would give it four if/when when I go back they double up the meat* to fill the fluffy buns.  \n\n*by this I mean fake chicken aka (Ficken, Chickfu, Toicken)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RbHAajSUNYKtX3IC6wzFGQ", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JrjIpW2bpntEhF_8lNVqag", "text": "I love Saturn Cafe! Every time I'm in Northern California, I am sure to stop by one of their locations. I am always satisfied with my food there, but my last visit to the Berkeley location inspired some critiques.\n1. They charged extra for a side of BBQ sauce. I understand that they need to make money, but 75 cents for a small cup of BBQ sauce seems a little excessive. Nonetheless, I'll probably order a side of BBQ sauce again and endure the 75 cent charge. \n2. I don't eat meat, fish, or cheese with animal rennet (I'm transitioning slowly into veganism.) I asked my waiter if he knew whether or not the cheeses were vegetarian friendly (i.e. vegetable rennet instead of animal rennet) and he didn't know. He had to ask several other people there in order to get me my answer. I appreciate that he took the time to find out the correct answer, but I feel that the employees of a vegetarian and vegan restaurant should know something like this? Maybe I'm just a nitpick.\n3. Our service was a bit slow, but it isn't usually like that.\nI love Saturn Cafe, they offer amazingly delicious vegetarian and vegan dishes. The food is so good, I've contemplated hopping on a plane from SoCal just so satisfy my cravings! I'd recommend it to anyone, meat-eater or not! The food is THAT good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mRIffpPAMnjmZMmyxxB4tg", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "K0d9-q-sGqGmnQvVxCZnIA", "text": "MMMM! \nLove this place. A ++ !\nGreat food, great service, all around fun time. \nI love the \"chicken\" burger and the vegan milkshake!\nYes pls!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SYE4V-wJ-PW8_tVULjXyxw", "date": "2011-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mX8O5xLn65fwHIK4BzWYTA", "text": "Me go in a vegetarian restaurant??? You've got to be joking. I usually live by the rule of \"I can't go more than a day without meat.\" Of course, I had meat earlier in the day so this was not a problem. \n\nI decided to try this new place out with fellow Yelpers Nina Y. and Tiffany N. after hearing about it from Kathleen W. She raved about how amazing it was, so I decided to swallow my pride and try it out.\n\nUpon walking in, the decor is very 50's with a quirky space theme, which just made everything pretty awkward. We were quickly seated, but had to wait at least 10 minutes for our server to come around. For a full house, they only had 2 servers working. Minus points for that! \n\nThere's a good selection of burgers and sandwiches here, as well as breakfast items and desserts. I decided to try out the Chicken Avocado Bacon Sandwich, which pretty much describes itself, except for the \"chicken\" part. The portion was huge, but the sandwich was so-so. The bread crust was very toasty and just made the whole thing feel like it was mostly bread. Kind of reminds me of Sufficient Grounds hehe. The \"chicken\", to my surprise, was pretty good, but there was a small portion of it. In general, everything except the bread in the sandwich was pretty sparse. The fries, by the way, are some of the best I've had in a while.\n\nI wouldn't say that I totally hated this place, but I doubt that I'll come back again. However, with Berkeley being a vegetarian's paradise, I have no doubt that Saturn will stay alive for years to come.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O3ELpKjiT8ULSBx7MW8Cyw", "text": "My first visit to Saturn was in Santa Cruz on a weekend trip. I love the whole diner experience but as vegetarian it is pretty impossible to get a proper meal off just milkshakes and fries. Besides, I they will have way more veggie ingredients than in most diners and I kinda prefer the kitchen to be free from meat. Basically I loved the concept from the beginning and still do, however, the Berkeley location needs improvements. \nI had their amazing pumpkin milkshake at both S.C. and Berk. location which then became my main reason for coming back but the rest of the food has repeatedly been just OK. The food looked pretty sloppy at times and there were no standout flavors which is what vegetarian and vegan (or all) cooking should have. After getting a pretty burnt 'chicken' burger today with a long black hair in the middle, on top of the fact that the pumpkin milkshake is out of season, I feel I'm out of reasons to come back. I probably will though, but only because they have wifi and are close to school!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UElVhx3k7py2vWK-FJO91Q", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qXkAJulm3uIVBm1vzxgwjw", "text": "5 stars on the food, 2 stars on the service. Although our server was nice when he got to us, he was not super on top of it. Being a server myself, I know when it's packed and things get a little difficult and when it's reasonable to wait. They could have done better. Plus all the servers need to PULL UP THEIR PANTS! I should never be able to see a male or female crack at any point, it is unsanitary. \nBesides all that stuff, the food is FABULOUS! Just converting to vegetarianism, this is an awesome treat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MA1ej6U1-uMK-8SoRPXhOA", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "U0oBYaSHhIBw5r9U2-qmhQ", "text": "Well maybe they had a bad day today. I went in there with my veggie friend like we usually do and I kept getting startled by the waiter. Who called me a wimp and then to top it all off my Cowgirl Blues Burger \"chicken cutlet\" was incredibly burnt. I wasn't going to complain and have them sent it back, because what if they spit on it! haha Jk I know they'd never do that but still I ate a burnt burger. The steak fries never fail me though so I know I will go back and saturn will redeem itself!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7nGxhiah9-T7WpL2M4rwzw", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "u7xh5U8lN2ABP6dcLZOC_A", "text": "Saturn deserves 3 stars because the food's not very inventive or exciting.  I gave them an extra star because they have a diaper changing table in the ladies' room.\n\nI didn't know what to expect when my friend suggested this \"vegetarian diner.\"  The super-cute decor mixes classic 50s diner with glittery disco (and the saucy vinyl aprons adorning the walls truly allude to porn, but whatever).  We had lunch on a Tuesday, so it wasn't very busy.  The waiter was friendly enough, and it was intended to be a leisurely lunch, but our service was kind of slow.  I wasn't especially impressed by the menu, but with the billing of \"diner\" I guess I should have expected greasy burgers and lots of fried sides and toppings.  We both chose salads; I had the Urban somethingorother Salad and liked it very much.  It was lots of different fresh veggies with some crushed peanuts and a yummy cilantro-lime sauce.  She had the Spartacus salad, which is basically a Greek salad with faux chicken.  We split a chocolate cupcake with raspberry frosting for dessert, which was great: the cake part was very chocolatey but still light, and the frosting was intensely flavored with real raspberries.  Not amazing, but good, very healthy food in a fun setting.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3RVCjGO6f5_QaM3GNCjMSg", "date": "2011-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZjGUQuTShaKtUmejRzvKWg", "text": "Saturn Caf\u00e9 is a college student eatery. \n\nWe tried the portabella mushroom burger here which was fine but a tad over grilled.\n\nThe California burger wasn't all that great but the waiter was nice enough not to charge us for it and we got it exchanged for another entr\u00e9e.\n\nI think it's a decent diner place and most importantly they stand for a good cause so props to that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OO7v2zxAQbkj432uve08ow", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "CHrzacwykMMLyrFg2p769A", "text": "First of all, HUZZAH to Saturn for taking on this cursed location.  It was a brave, bold move.\n\nAnd it's the right fit.  I think the last restaurant to do well in this spot was The Good Earth back in the dark ages of Members Only jackets and Jazzercise. But where Good Earth sold \"healthy food\" in a kind of upscale package, Saturn is all about selling vegetarian cuisine but in a diner package.  The result is I get to pretend I'm eating healthy while chowing down on nacho fries. \n\nThat's right- I said \"nacho fries\"...cheese, beans, guac, sourcream and salsa, not on chips but french fries. \n\nBut it's vegetarian.  So it's good for me. \n\nShut up, I said \"it's GOOD for me!\"\n\nPlus, they have Hibiscus cooler, which I adore.  It's like tea, but it's like juice. Seriously -- if you haven't had it before, you're missing out.  And it goes great with sweet potato fries. Or chili-\"chicken\" sandwiches. Or any of the other awesome (and very large) offerings at Saturn. \n\nOh -- and they say they're going to try to be open after hours.  And in Berkeley, that can mean any time after 8 p.m. So the fact that they are going to go for 2 a.m. is another brave, commendable plan. I look forward to seeing you drunken fools there soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BXIKnrmyL67A4C5nN2FbNg", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "CKDEkEcjI5hebgmz6LRn8w", "text": "my sister went to UC Santa Cruz & we always made a stop at the Saturn Cafe there when we were visiting.  I's so glad to have a Berkeley outpost!!!\n\nall veggie diner fare (burgers, fries, eggs, shakes), with a slightly edgy/hip/cool decor & staff.  vegan options... but I wish they had more\n\nsomething about local sustainable commitment to the environment blah blah blah, I was too busy chowing down on my vegan breakfast burrito.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yfpMOZOSUK9lQ9_6m0J9iw", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "VrAIOTUqv-BZJXhhLAOCrA", "text": "The waitress behind the bar is as sweet as pumpkin pie.\n\nThe heavenly benedict is.. wait for it.... so heavenly. It is the best eggs benedict I've ever had - and I'm not even vegetarian! I went back to order it a second time today and it was just as delicious!\n\nI love the decor - it reminds me of something you would see in a B-52s music video.\n\nI actually got an account on yelp just so that I could share this joy with the world.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZW1CzANiaUt5XbyhIhonOg", "date": "2010-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j6E5zTQvdk8MxWC7-vpvSA", "text": "Nah! nothing special, maybe because I love meat burgers, but also I believe I know to appreciate a good vegetarian or vegan food, I don't feel that way about this place. The service normal and the food tasted like frozen food from a box.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IV26Uq_tJfY6cBwg8bLveA", "date": "2012-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QWxRA3PxiYX74nuSkyZxng", "text": "Truly amazing. The food was fantastic. I had the Muffinator. Service was extraordinary. I was torn between a soy milkshake and a beer. She recommended a Porter Soy Float that was out of this world. Only at Saturn.\n\nWe were in Berkeley for 18 days. We ate at Saturn five times and never had a bad experience. The vegan nacho fries were fantastic. The muffinator, delicious! I'm not vegan or vegetarian, but I never missed the meat. I sure wish I lived closer!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XZfZaA7EVCWt01rP8S7HRw", "date": "2011-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rJMOv84e8H3uN4LDWeKnow", "text": "I hope to return and re-review Saturn in the next couple weeks to give them an upgrade to \"Yay!\".  We were there on their second day and they were obviously still working out a lot of kinks.\n\nThe food was all great.  I enjoyed the jalapeno burger with a side salad.  My wife enjoyed a bigger salad.  Each of my kids had the steamed rice and tofu - though I can't say that either of them enjoyed it.  This, of course, says more about them as kids and us as parents than it does about the Saturn Cafe.  I also enjoyed, very much, a vegan vanilla shake.  This was the highlight for me - who'd of thunk that nuts and soy milk could taste so good.\n\nI think Saturn Cafe will be a 4 star... eventually.  First, they need to work out the details of staffing and timing.  Everyone was very nice and the food was good, but it seemed they were a little short handed.  Our table wasn't set when we sat down and no one brought silverware until we asked for it.  It took forever to get our orders in and forever to get the food delivered. My wife was served the wrong meal, though she didn't realize it until she had sampled a couple fries (which she said were good).  It took 12 minutes to get our check AFTER I had requested it and another 10 minutes for them to run our credit card.\n\nWe have 2 kids and it took so long my wife left to get them home for bedtime while I waited to finish paying for dinner.\n\nI will be back for another vegan burger and shake and to test their service for y'all after they have been open a little bit longer.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QWh26nFhbwDT3uL97mMuAg", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zl_VZ756khLmpmrso9yT9g", "text": "Went with a friend for lunch yesterday. Long time waiting at podium to be seated. Greeter said she'd bring water. She didn't. Waiter took about 8 minutes to come to the table. Was friendly, took our orders, said he'd bring water. Food came relatively fast - within ten minutes. Forgot to remind waiter about water. He was no where close for another ten minutes. there were only two people waiting not including the greeter and the place (inexplicably) was packed. I ordered a salad with greens, blue cheese, candied pecans and shredded carrots. It was fine, not fantastic and was somewhat overpriced. I also ordered the mac and cheese and besides the boxed variety which I didn't have until I was 19 and doesn't count anyway this was the more boring and bland version I've ever had. I added pepper and then believe it or not I added some salt. Don't know what kind of cheese they used but it was not so tasty. Waited another long ass time for the check. The food and the value of said mediocre food did not stand up to the extremely slow and inattentive service. Not good enough to give them a second chance.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_eJ9pXiPKoObEWpI2MmlqA", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hkYyTQR-9B7Ts_8iVghuCg", "text": "My friend suggested coming here for dinner with a larger group, she raved about how the vegan meat here really tasted like real meat and how much she LOVED the food here so we all gave it a try...\n\nFood: \n1) Portabella burger: so I was thinking it was going to be served as a HUGE whole mushroom cap but instead it was chopped up into thin slices so that was a little disappointing. The mushroom tasted ok, but the whole burger seemed a little bland. I wasn't too blown away by it presentation or taste wise. \n2) Guacamole Burger: I'm a HUGE fan of guacamole so I got suckered into ordering this. The guacamole looked like guacamole but it was lacking flavor again. The texture of the guacamole and for the most part, the presentation, was there but each bite was not as satisfying as if the guacamole had been more heavily spiced. I think a touch more lemon/lime or perhaps a bit more salt would have done the trick. The patty was convincing texture wise, but very bland taste wise. The bun was pretty good. Very soft and lightly toasted, too bad everything else in between wasn't up to the standards of the buns. \n3) Award winning fries: Tastes like regular fries you get from anywhere, but since they were pretty crunchy, I'm guessing they either double fry them or fry them for an extra long time. \n4) Spanish soup: broth based soup inspired by the Spaniards, filled with garbanzo bean sized corn and some other things I couldn't identify, it was also a bit bland for my taste. I think for something to be Spaniard inspired, it should have been bursting with flavor. \n\nAmbiance: \nVery space aged inspired diner. Pink and silver sparking pillars is what really stood out in my mind. A lot of pink. I think it's a pretty fun place to take kids. \n\nService: \nNice. No complaints. \n\nPrice: \n$9.50 each burger. Pretty typical I guess but I wasn't all that impressed with the food. \n\nOverall: \nNice to try, but I don't think I'll be coming back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2012-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "s_rn2ZqzpN8UfhX7AYaAvg", "text": "As a non-vegetarian, I found their milkshakes worth forgoing meat for a meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pDo8yJjcUapgbq84ZB7ifA", "date": "2010-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "F-6eyuHByvcecacXtcqRRA", "text": "The boyfriend, who's a vegetarian loves this place.  I don't get it.\n\nThe service has always been super SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW and rude.  When we went to brunch, I got the tofu scramble (not a vegetarian just hate eggs) and when I asked for some soy patties, I got snapped at b/c they weren't Vegan.  I told her that's okay, I'm not Vegan but the waitress rolled her eyes and walked away before I got the sentence out. \n\nAt Rudy's, they get it and the food is a million times better...at Saturn they couldn't give a F*ck.  \n\nTwo stars because the decor is cute and the Vegan shakes are very good (get the chocolate and PB...so good).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cVErDLDF4I0N3pikaQzWwA", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "vL0irJbrsHq7Sm8cLtKAtA", "text": "I'll preface this by saying that I am by no means a vegetarian. I met up with some friends, a couple of whom ARE vegetarians, so we could try this place and while it was okay, I probably wouldn't go out of my way to go back. \n\nI am admittedly opposed to eating fake meat products like tofurky and fakin bacon (which is super clever and an awesome name btw), so i struggled to find something on the menu that was appealing to me, which of course I am not going to hold against this place. \n\nI did try a sample of the lentil soup which seemed pretty tasty, and I was eying the quesadilla (probably made with soy cheese) when the waiter suggested i try the mac n' cheese since people go out of their way to get it. I took his advice and ordered the mac n' cheese, which was unspectacular but filling. My buddy's fries were cold but the waiter quickly fetched a fresh batch and apologized for the inconvenience.\n\nI also ordered one of their Santa Cruz Mountain Brewery beers, the nut brown ale, and it was okay but again, didn't really do it for me. For dessert we ordered a decent pumpkin pie, and a very grainy Turkish coffee milkshake, which was also decent.\n\nThe waiter was nice and honest about all the things we asked him, including which items he would really recommend people try vs. items that might not make a good impression. The decor in there is hilarious, including somewhat ambiguously sexed robots on the bathroom doors, but thank god for society's insistence that blue is for boys and pink is for girls otherwise I might've walked into the wrong bathroom. The diner getup and neon colors are certainly fun enough, and I think I saw on a poster that they have karaoke and disco nights?\n\nLike I said, I wouldn't go out of my way to eat at this place, but if my veggie friends wanted to come back I wouldn't turn down the invite.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "crxfHUhR6tJiXLUH1ChL8w", "date": "2010-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M-SC6vpwND3dw14feL-Uww", "text": "I'd been looking forward to trying this place out for a while, as their decor looked really funky and quirky and apparently their milkshakes have won awards. Well, last night, my husband and I decided it was time. \n\nThe service was really slow, right from the start. We were seated quickly enough, but a server didn't appear for ages, and when he did he took the orders of people who arrived after us first. We ordered a vanilla bean milkshake each and a Mini Madness to share. It was another long wait before they appeared, and I'm not sure they were worth it. They were nice enough milkshakes, but no better than elsewhere in Berkeley. Their straws are really crappy - they split at the slightest amount of force exerted on them (which is necessary as the milkshakes are so thick). The Mini Madness was nice, but very rich.\n\nI wouldn't bother going back, the whole time we were there we were virtually ignored, and the milkshakes weren't that great.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "G9SLE_VjXl7aUkoOLxIW1g", "date": "2012-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qP5wImSkoBRLx7DSE_70ag", "text": "A year in, and apparently Saturn #2 still hasn't found its groove.  Bottom line: we spent most of our visit next to a dirty table, were served cold, barely-edible food--and the place wasn't even busy.\n\nBacking up: we've been to Saturn Santa Cruz many times, & were excited when a new location opened up in the Bay Area.  \n\nFirst impression: cool sign outside.  Inside, they made a stab at the decor, but didn't reach the level of the original.  What's with the lame lam\u00e9 aprons hanging up near the ceiling?  What's with the plain restrooms labeled \"men\" & \"women,\" rather than \"robots\" & \"aliens?\" Oh, well.\n\nThe greeting up front was pretty quick, but we still had to wait for a dirty table to be cleaned for us.  Friendly hostess, and the server, when she came, was friendly as well.  We ordered the Super Sampler appetizer & two sandwiches.\n\nThe food, when it came, came all at once.  What's wonderful about Saturn's open kitchen, by the way, is you are able to enjoy the sight of your meal festering under a heat lamp while your server stands just feet away from the line, with her back to it, rifling through the bill wallets at the register.  This happened repeatedly--but it only bothered me when I had a hunch it was our food hardening behind her.\n\nSo the food all came at once.  Super Sampler: Room-temperature french fries are not fun.  ESPECIALLY since Saturn (Santa Cruz)'s thin-cut fries have always been my favorite item on their menu.  Never had them cold before.  Don't recommend it.  Sweet potato fries, same problem.  Cold zucchini sticks?  Yuck.  The taquitos are so bland & lifeless, I don't think they would be good even hot.  Best thing on the plate ended up being the onion rings-- but they still would have benefitted from being served freshly-cooked.  As for the sandwiches: my bread was tough, everything on the club sandwich was the same temperature--hardened edges--BAD.  Just a couple of weeks earlier, I'd had an amazing--FRESH--version of this sandwich served to me at Saturn #1.  Here in Berkeley, we left a lot of food behind.\n\nNow, why has this never happened to us at the original Saturn Cafe?  Our food has ALWAYS been served hot down there--and it's not because the place is not busy; we often have to wait for a table to become free.  Here's the difference: when the food gets cooked, it gets immediately delivered BY WHOMEVER IS AVAILABLE.  In Berkeley, only our own server ever approached the table.  The same person, you know, who was so interested in whatever was going on with that stack of bill wallets.\n\nWhere was the manager (was there even one in the building)?  Why didn't one of the other two servers--or the hostess--grab the food & bring it to us?  Are they teritorrial at this location?  Doesn't this go against the ideals an employee-owned collective?  I'd think at some point, the cooks would start yelling, & refuse to let that food be served.  I don't blame one person at Saturn for what happened; I blame ALL of them.\n\nReading the other reviews of Saturn Berkeley, a common theme I see is that Berkeley has better vegetarian restaurants to try.  Next time, I'll seek out one of those.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sYLy9SCtd0wH-oAs4RTaWw", "date": "2011-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1urBOIXjP7sz4GKb0LUO8A", "text": "Vegan/Vegetarian Yelpers, take this review with a grain of organic salt.  I am not a vegetarian, and don't have the proper palette to determine what makes good vegetarian restaurant good. I am a carnivore, and only eat animals that are themselves on an Atkins diet...  \n\nI live pretty close to this restaurant, so its usually on my route when i'm walking about the streets of Berkeley.  Every time I pass, I'm drawn in by the interesting decor.  It looks like a diner you'd see the Jetsons eating in. \n\nSo its a real weird contrast to see such a perky place, occupied by some of the most  apathetic and morose looking patrons ever.   People don't smile, and they don't look like they're enjoying their food. Or life.\n\nWell, the mystery is solved.  After me and 3 other friends came here for lunch (one a vegetarian), I can safely say that the people of Berkeley aren't slowly withering away into zombies.  The food is simply bland.\n\nI ordered the Space Cowboy Burger -- First off, I nearly made a dork of myself when I ordered this and almost asked for it to be cooked medium rare.  The menu might list a patty, bacon, and cheese as being main ingredients in this thing, but that is merely to trick people into forgetting that they've stepped into a Vegan restaurant.  All these ingredients are made from a soy / cardboard processing plant, and tastes that way.  I suppose I already felt like a dork anyway from having to say \"space cowboy burger.\"\n\nThe gf ordered a Tofu Scramble, and I watched in amusement as she kept drowning it in ketchup to try and give it any semblance of flavor.  And finally, my vegetarian friend barely touched her tofu salad.  All bad signs.\n\nThe milkshakes were the best part of our lunch.  Probably because it came from a cow.  A real one.   \n\nIt might seem that I'm being overly judgmental towards a Vegetarian Restaurant. I do think there are some awesome ones out there, and there needs to be more of them, but Saturn is not gonna make me consider a dietary change anytime soon.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aj1__FnP36rfz9GKjL7psA", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8QBaOaTADBl59MiQCidhJg", "text": "Is this a bad joke. Frozen food reheated to order. Frozen processed burgers, frozen fries. Heat and mix. You can make this kind of food at home really easy and so far better so why bother.\nGreat concept but terrible execution. This place is for those who want nothing but the low common denominator. Very sad.\nFor a vegetarian place it sure is NOT vegan friendly.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "uPVmW6hV5ksza4yqN7gLZw", "date": "2012-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qqsiOyVtXuFDP6LV6CVvRQ", "text": "The draw of this place is clearly its vegetarian/vegan options but other than having options, the food isn't spectacular.  Its basically mediocre diner food with lots of veggie burgers.  Nothing was horrible but I wouldn't rush back.  The soymilk ice cream milkshake tasted ok but had a super weird texture (I say this as a non-vegan).  The fries were tasty but the California burger was average.  Decor is kitchy but a little cold/sterile.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-l-TorsR28LHE40duDEGKg", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bGK7rRN60MmSizyFaWVK0A", "text": "If I opened a vegetarian restaurant, it would be a lot like Saturn.  Food that's veggie, not \"veggie food\".  I love that you CAN get \"bacon\" with that, and  extra cheese and no one even looks at you funny.  And they had me at \"space themed\".\n\nBut next time, I'm ordering a chik'n ( its pronounces with extra emphasis on the NNN) patty because that veggie burger was shameful.  It was worse than a garden burger and quite soggy!  I know they don't make everything in house, so why can't they offer a Boca burger?  Then all would be well!!!!\n\n-EDIT they DO offer a Boca Burger, it's just not on the menu.  That seriously does change things.  Now if only they would open in Sacramento...\n\nI know, I'm picky.  The long and short version is that this is a great place to eat, especially if you don't feel like vegetarians should always be relegated to health food.  Just be sure to order a Boca or chik'n patty if you are picky like me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9jrhCAkx3EcjdP3dNqYHhw", "date": "2012-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "P4vdSLfbY4NtrOsfHffhaQ", "text": "Man I was so happy to find a dedicated all vegetarian, retro 50's diner, but was pretty disappointed in the food.  We ordered up a breakfast plate of biscuits and gravy and the eggs, toast, sausage, and home fries potatoes.  The biscuits were dry as hell and tasted like unleavened, stale cardboard bread...to top it off the cook cut the dry-ass biscuit in half and toasted it making it even drier!!! the gravy on top of the biscuit was tasty but not enough of it was served to counter the dryness of the glorified \"biscuit cracker\"...Bisquik biscuits would've been better than what they tried to bake...do yourself a favor and hire a real baker that can whip up some fluffy and moist buttery biscuits super easy... there's nothing more annoying than bad biscuits for breakfast...also, the gravy came out lukewarm, how about cranking up the heat on the gravy pot before sending out cold food??? \nthe potatoes were half cooked and had that annoying raw crunch in the middle that you never want to taste with home fries...both plates were served lukewarm, not good when there were literally like 3 other customers having breakfast in the entire place...I'd give them one more shot but not until I see some better reviews...AND BETTER, MOISTER BISCUITS!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rL4lA7uBK5nNRc7aA_1HDQ", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "pbWqtgaHLPleBP3PLtf-rA", "text": "This is my 4th review update. \n\nI intend to keep reviewing Saturn Cafe (berkeley) until they have stellar outstanding customer service, but also I will continue to return as a customer. Saturn team- I do love your atmosphere, food, location....I just want to be treated with outstanding customer service. Something that has lacked in the past.\n\nOK, update-\n\nMy bestie & I decided we were in the mood for some late night eats and what better place than SC...\n\nHere's the PROs-\n\n- greeted w/ a smile at the door\n- both the greeter (Anna) & server (Cameron) introduced themselves\n- Cameron had an awesome sense of humor that put us at ease & he  couldn't do enough to provide items requested or to apologize for anything not available \n\nSIDENOTE: I have received personal correspondence from a manager @ Saturn so its nice to know that they're actually reading the feedback and responding to requests. Thank you.\n\nContinuing... \n\nThe NEGs-\n\n- I would like to see lemon added to the complimentary water \n- We were charged a $1 extra for BBQ sauce which should be easily substituted for ketchup perhaps?\n- I don't particularly like the \"raw sugar\" in my iced tea. Perhaps add other sugary options? \n- and... my biggest rant of all:\n\nSaturn Team- \n\nPlease increase your late night hours, at least Fri/Sat to 1:00 AM. \n\nIs that too much to ask? I believe you are popular enough & its rather crappy that your location in Santa Cruz stays open so late vs. you guys. talk about getting a bad reputation just for that.\n\nI feel like my Saturn reviews are becoming a blog, lol.\n\nTill next time!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B7_4IcWNdRq2VZozF34BZQ", "date": "2010-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "74vEV9C5wJ1Qk2cjy9gOkw", "text": "I was pretty impressed for a vegan place. They even have gluten-free options. The menu is pretty big. There's a section of salads, sandwiches, burgers, desserts, and hot entrees. I'm a sucker for mac and cheese, so that's what I got. It was pretty good, nice and cheesey, just like it should be. Be sure to find out what the seasonal specialties are. It was my luck to chance upon some eggnog ice cream. They also have cupcakes and other baked goods. They even serve kombucha and beers from Santa Cruz Mountain Brewery. The decor is crazy. I felt like I should've been in roller derby or something. I don't know how it compares to the original Santa Cruz location.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yUwsrNHaPqYk43oU4g0xFQ", "text": "I brought my meat lover friend here without telling him it was vegetarian/vegan food only. He ordered a chicken sandwich, devoured it, and refused to believe me after the meal when I told him it was imitation meat. We had to call the waiter over to personally convince him that it was true.\n\nI always get the Saturn burger with thin fries. Pretty much everything else is amazing too. The milkshakes, while stomach fattening and wallet lightening, are incredible.\n\nIf you are any sort of vegetarian/vegan etc in Berkeley you cannot miss this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GK1XwSNvkENudN9IvD4LzQ", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iYvAjRpATlrBHv4yHEYv4g", "text": "Okay. So I came here last night with my mom for a late dinner. Once you walk in, it has a total diner vibe. It's very \"glittery\" too. We were seated by a sweet hostess and was greeted my our kind server.  \n\nI had the Vegan Taquito plate. It was a nice helping of 4 taquitos, guacomole, salsa, veg sour cream, black beans + brown rice. It was nice, but I don't think I would order it again. It didn't really taste like anything. The guac didn't taste like anything. Nor did the veg sour cream. Now I think about it, I don't know why I ate it.  The highylight was my Vegan Vanilla Milkshake. That was wonderful. Okay. Next time. Milkshake only. \n\nThe people here seem really cool. The waitstaff is great. My current rating is for the food. Maybe next time I just need to try something else. I think I also just don't like diner-esque food anymore.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dRaLq9sF45RYHhKfUd8NMg", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "69Gts1KM2ZQrlL333j2O2w", "text": "I have been to this place a handful of times and have enjoyed every meal each time. What do I usually order? \n\nWell thats simple, the delicious vegan platter. Why? Well it has a mixture of the tastiest appetizers which are guilt and animal free! The taquitos and fried zucchini sticks are absolutely delicious. I would claim them as my favorite and a must have every time I come here. I have also tried the mac n' cheese, the onion rings, the french fries, the burgers and sweet potato fries! Everything is made with love. I often burn my tongue after eating here, because I can't help but dive in right away when they bring the food out. Oh you poor taste buds of mine. \n\nThe service is good, I've always been seated right away without waiting, and we get silverware and water right away. The restaurant is very clean and they have very nice decor inside. I love love love the space theme. \nParking is a hit or miss depending on what time of day you go because you have to park on the street. But hey, thats Berkeley. \n\nI have heard many good things about their vegan milkshakes, and that is next on my hit list. I'll be seeing you soon, Saturn Cafe!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nPjxJWLl1s95VHG9MkmSrA", "date": "2011-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t6ERsbLOBtoLkp_9gBzzeQ", "text": "I think this one is just consistently better than Santa Cruz in terms of customer service.  Vegan shakes are the bomb.  Nacho fries (only need a half order!) are a steal at 6 bucks.  Tons o' food.\n\nTheir little space lounge is cool.  I did vegan speed dating there and went to a book signing.  \n\nProximity to Cinnaholic is also key.  Vegan paradise brothas and sistas!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zl6uyhgGrbqvNjfkhQMeGQ", "date": "2012-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Rcdf2wzHDsv0m-gCbI_L-Q", "text": "I love Saturn in Santa Cruz, so was super-excited when they opened the one in Berkeley. And when they opened it, they seemed to use that time to expand the vegan options in both locations - double win. \n\nSo, as you probably already knew, Saturn is a vegan diner. I grew up in Jersey, land of the diner, and since becoming vegan have really missed diner food. (10+ years). Here you can get an awesome milkshake, burger and fries and be totally satisfied. YUM. \n\nI love that in the menu redesign they added vegan nachos. And not just vegan nachos that leave out cheese, etc -- they are using daiya cheese (it melts) and tons of beans, soyrizo, etc. And their vegan 'sour cream', while very different from regular sour cream, is amazing. I think it's way better. \n\nAnd a vegan sampler plate? YUM. My only complaint is that we asked to sub out the wasabi for BBQ sauce and they charged us extra for it. BOO. \n\nAnd extra points for having RC cola instead of coca cola. I grew up drinking RC, and it brings me back! And when you get a soda, it's ENORMOUS. \n\nA few points taken away for service. The folks were super-nice. But they forgot to fire one of our friend's orders, and delivered the regular meals along with our app, so three of us had food plus app while we're waiting for the 4th friend's food. Everything got a little colder while waiting.\n\nBut super-good! I'm so glad to have one closer by! And it's near Cinnaholic, which is a dangerous confluence of delicious vegan food in one area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VzJH9trBQ7tuN7W5gWmJUw", "date": "2010-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_XJoZ6cMyr1WJb5fGkhAtw", "text": "Came here after a dinner at Gather across the street and decided to try the Rootbeer float.... Was not disappointed. I liked that they gave extra Rootbeer on the side (comes with).\n\nHowever, I'm giving this 3 stars because the service isn't that great (we paid in cash because it took too long to wait for the waiter to come back and get our card). Also, I saw the waiter wiping down the tables with the same rag he wiped down all the seats with...yuck. \n\nRootbeer floats are a plus... Just don't touch the table if u can help it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "036si1YkXIQuwTVOSrw7_g", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "1xNYTNtD4fX7ycPgiVTJCw", "text": "Dear Saturn Cafe, your vegetarian \"chicken\" and \"bacon\" blew my mind.  \n\nI checked out Saturn with my new-to-Yelp friend, Nick L, and I was instantly impressed!  PINK MENU, PINK ACCENTS, JUKEBOX, RETRO, SPARKLES!  This place rocks.  At that point, this place was already at least 3 stars because of the super chill atmosphere.\n\nBetween the two of us, we ordered:\n\n1)  Mint Chocolate Chip Milkshake - Very minty and not too dense.  Good to split.\n\n2)  Saturn Spuds (Nick's brunch dish) $7.50 - organic eggs, home fries, sauteed with mushrooms, onions, bell peppers topped with a zig-zag pattern of melted cheese.  Excellent presentation!  For a dinner dish, it wouldn't fill me up, but those eggs are just the way I like em.\n\n3)  Chicken Avocado Bacon sandwich $9.50 - I ordered off the recommendation of the waiter and like I said, \"FAKE BACON AND CHICKEN?\"  This is so good!  You won't see any bacon fat drippings though.  I also found out what a \"triple decker\" sandwich is.  Basically, it's a TOWER of sandwich.  The \"meat\" was complemented nicely with fresh avocado, gouda (mmm), sourdough bread, and tomato/lettuce/onion.  You get a choice of side too:  fries (wedges or thin cut) or soup (tomato or special).\n\nLove the options.  And all-around great service.  I will have to come back.  & Thanks for dinner, Nick  :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "kKwUIuTMx1bhN8vWwy7o6Q", "text": "Saturn Cafe is so fun! Fun decor, comfy booths, friendly and great service.\n\nThey have a great menu with all sorts of options, breakfast all day, and the prices are unbelievable compared to some other places in the area. A huge breakfast platter for about $7.95...awesome! I love getting their Huevos Rancheros, and now I'm craving them since this review has me reminiscing how good it was. \n\nMy favorite booth is the Lucille Ball one in the corner, awesome table decor, comfy big booth if you come with a larger group. If it's open, snag it!\n\nThe food is prepared fresh, tastes delicious, and arrives in front of you super quickly! They have awesome milkshakes (would highly recommend them) for about $5. I am not vegan or vegetarian but I love all food and highly recommend this place if you are. Their \"meat\" is tasty and everything my friends and I have ordered there was delicious, we were all pleased. It's turning into one of our favorite spots in Berkeley.\n\nHealthy, tasty, and out of this world..stop in if your are hungry or thirsty!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WSaXBx-Zei0Nq-9_8U6juQ", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vvrim3K8Ca8zggeGiXmYMg", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nLet's start off with my friend's unofficial review of Saturn: he had been here a few times before and tried their chicken burger, \"beef\" burger, and omelette. He said the vegetarian entrees were meh, as it tastes very obvious to him that the pseudo-meat is not meat. However, he did say the steak fries were great, which, along with the restaurant's location and hours, kept him coming back.\n\nFate had me chance upon this place for a late night dinner after a midterm. At 9 PM on a Monday night, there were only 4 other parties. Service was decent, water refills were diligent. Desserts arrived within 8 minutes of ordering, and food followed after 3 minutes.\n\nWhat convinced me to dine here that night was the Yelp check-in offer: if you check-in anytime on a Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday, you get 20% off of your meal! There's nothing more convincing than that!\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nNACHO FRIES: Nachos served atop Saturn's award winning steak cut or thin cut fries [$9.50 for full order | $5.25 for half order]\n- Got the full order with steak-cut fries. I was expecting phenomenal fries, as my friend really liked them. I thought they were okay. The fries were bland and slightly dry, but they are fun to bite in to. \n- The toppings were plenty. Well, maybe it could have used more guac and cheese. And the cheese is win. Mmmm, melted cheese.\n- Jalapenos not too spicy, which I liked.\n\nVANILLA BEAN MILKSHAKE: Made with McConnell's premium ice cream Vanilla Bean [$5.25]\n- Yummy! They even give you the extra portion that they can't fit into the mug!\n- Topped with a mint leaf, hehe.\n\nCHOCOLATE NOVA: chocolate ice cream, Oreos, bananas, whipped cream [$5.50]\n- Decent, but I didn't really eat more than a bite of the chocolate ice cream.\n- It melts quickly.\n\nSWEET POTATO FRIES: [$6.95]\n- AWESOME. The best thing we ordered.\n- The fries come with this tangy orange wasabi-ranch-onion sauce that is MAGNIFICENT. I even dipped my steak-cut fries in his sauce. The best combo is nacho fries with lots of cheese, chives, and guac dipped in this orgasmic sauce. Beast.\n- The fries are a bit on the oily side, but they're crisp and crunchy.\n\nAt the end of our meal, I realized that we hadn't tried anything vegetarian. Oopsies. :P\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nTotal bill + tax + tip - 20% Yelp check-in = $27, $9 per person. With all that food, it was worth it. I highly recommend the sweet potato fries and the uber dipping sauce that comes with it! The waiter was cute, and +5 awesomeness for being seated at the Pez table!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yeA45W2Q95AQVza6Ln3XmA", "text": "What a wonderful part of Berkeley's colorful and intricate tapestry! Saturn Cafe has so much going for it - adjacent to the UC Berkeley campus, veggie swank, friendly associates, great prices, and social events. Saturn Cafe represents so much of what I love about Berkeley.\n\nHere's the only problem...the food...meh, so so. The Saturn Scramble (or something like that) was just so so. It's a dish with scrambled eggs, home fry potatoes, bell peppers, and cheese. Takes me back to my Grandma's near-signature dish....except that their version doesn't have much flavor. Maybe my expectations were too high. The pancakes were big, dense, and crude (like the UC Berkeley linemen), but needed more butter or something to add some flavor. Thank goodness the maple syrup was so darn good. Couldn't get enough of that.\n\nI really like the vibe at Saturn Cafe. Lots of diverse families, groups, and individuals. An all around great place to go...just don't expect much on the flavor scale.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZjluCW8S2AIIfRvIeHgdxg", "date": "2011-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Gdv8Hr7PmvDJgXQ5Ct1MYA", "text": "I recently eat at Saturn Caf\u00e9 and found the food here quite delicious.  Even if you do not describe yourself as a vegetarian or vegan, the food at Saturn Caf\u00e9 will satisfy even those that prefer to eat meat!  After much deliberation on what to order, I decided on the FLT sandwich (Fakin bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo on toasted sourdough) and fries (thin cut).  Both the FLT sandwich and fries tasted so good.  The fakin bacon even had the same texture and crunch as the real thing!  Eating a burger or a sandwich at Saturn Caf\u00e9 really feels like a guilt-free pleasure.  Next time I will definitely leave room so that I may try out the awesome desserts sold here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dw7t_K0eNnGklF-Fqahf5Q", "date": "2011-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "LO9yy9sWG6HTFdm4yJKJUA", "text": "Awesome hibiscus cooler. \nSlightly awesome jalapeno rings, but Del Taco may have them beat.\nCreative veggie \"club\", but executed poorly and tastelessly. \n\nJust...really mediocre fried food. Sorry, Saturn, you have an awesome concept, but I won't be back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nwyn40lYhUyEZn3J2a8Xyg", "date": "2012-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Bo5mCGrePNKEBUIkS1Xe1A", "text": "I'm sad to say that the new Saturn really let me down :(\n\nI've been known to drive down to Santa Cruz just for this late night fully vegetarian diner but when I heard that one opened in Berkeley I got super excited!!\n\nAnyway, my experience there was the worst Saturn experience yet. I got the avocado club. Seriously, 80% of it was bread and not just your everyday bread it was GROSS bread...thick white SUPER buttery soggy yucky bread. The little tiny chick patty in there was pretty good but really for 10 bucks?? They need to give you a good tasting, full flavored tasty sandwich. This just wasn't right. I seriously couldn't eat the bread (note: I am FAR from a picky eater...really. I'll eat almost anything) I ended up just eating the chick patty and the avocado, leaving the 99% of the bread on my plate. I could have bought a whole box (4) of patties and an avocado at Safeway and still had a few bucks left. \n\nAND, the hominy soup tasted like nothing. Seriously, if I would have closed my eyes I would have thought I was eating a bowl of tap water...I guess that's better than tasting like shit.\n\n2 stars because the service was good and the people seemed nice. The restaurant was also very clean.\n\nAND, they don't have the Chix Parm. How can they downsize their menu when opening a new location?? The new location should have MORE stuff so that people are EXCITED to try it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FRHbcagDM6rbdltlMOVCxA", "date": "2010-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pW973VAbm0O3O0zarWgqKA", "text": "I've now had 3 visits to Saturn Cafe in Berkeley. Service on the first visit was harried & spotty.  Second visit, service was so quick and efficient - a much slower Monday night.  Third visit was this evening - it seemed like they had more customers than expected but my server Drew was super fast, efficient and professional.  He did his job very well on an exceptionally busy, rainy Valentine's night.\n\nThe food is mostly pretty good but you definitely have to pick and choose.  The little taquitos are delicious but not soy-free.  The garlic fries and sweet potato fries are outstanding - tremendously delicious!  You could do yourself to death on fried food here. \n\nThey use plenty of meat analogs so it would be great if they had more info on their menu about which items were vegan vs vegetarian - they have a great soy-free/gluten-free list on the website - but that information is not on the menu.  \n\nHowever, they do have a portobello mushroom burger which the menu specifies comes with vegan mayo.  The ever attentive & particular Drew actually heard me when I was asking about soy-based foods -- I don't do great with stuff with soy protein isolate.  I didn't even think to ask but he put in my order for \"No Nayonnaise!\" on my burger!  Pretty rockstar if you ask me! \n\nThe burger itself came on a fluffy bun and wasn't really a burger - I was expecting a nice big juicy portobello mushroom -- but it was sauteed strips of mushroom in a GIANT pile of onions, with two slices of tomato and a small piece of romaine.  The mushrooms & onions on bread is not a bad idea (and would be better with bbq sauce) but it made the soft bun so soggy that it was impossible to eat it as a sandwich.   The garlic fries tonight were amazing as usual.\n\nThe crispy tofu salad was a bit disappointing - the tofu wasn't even crispy!  My friend had the Cowgirl salad - and wisely ordered the small version - and was very satisified.\n\nI highly recommend the cilantro lime salad dressing - yum.  I'm not sure about the desserts because nothing's labeled well enough on the menu as to soy/no soy -- if the milkshakes were made with Rice Dream or Luna & Larry's - I'd totally get one in a heartbeat; but if it's made with \"Soy Delicious\" -  I know it will be yummy and then I'll be queasy the rest of the night.\n\nI haven't yet had brunch here - but have heard from one vegan friend that the pancakes disappointed her.  I'm willing to go the extra mile for Yelp to try them and report back to update my review.\n\nMeanwhile, if you see Drew - give him a really good tip.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RlXfOTtpgTfcisRmukrGbw", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uBRn0zqLtAeH6abPBv_u0Q", "text": "The atmosphere of the restaurant is so cute. It has some retro spacey feel to it with all the decorations and the way the waiters/waitresses are dress.\n\nThis is the first vegetarian burger joint I've tried and it was actually satisfying! I got a chicken, bacon, avocado sandwich and the sandwich was large. The menu said triple decker, but since it's vegetarian I honestly imagined this dinky little sandwich, not to discriminate!\n\nThe service is really friendly and waited patiently for me and our friends to make our decisions on our orders.\n\nI hear they have delicious nachos. Something to look forward to during my next visit here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "aKeooPsxAoezMhOi-oBVmg", "text": "I've been to this location along with the original Santa Cruz spot several times. I've never been compelled to leave a review 'til now. I was craving a nice vegan brunch & couldn't think of a better place nearby.\n\nThe last time we were here, the service sucked, to put it mildly... This time around the service was fantastic! Our server \"Bree\" (gorgeous, stacked, & courteous) did it all! From seating us, to taking & delivering our order, all the while refiling our drinks. \n\nOf course she had to do it all since they seemed to be woefully understaffed as evidenced from the \"now hiring\" sign posted on the front door. Also, it appeared there was only one cook working in the kitchen. Our food took an inordinate amount of time to arrive. Normally not a big deal but we were in a bit of a time crunch. Hopefully they add a few more girls like Bree to get this place movin'!\n\nAs for the food, I appreciate that they seemed to have increased the amount of vegan options from when they first started up. Unfortunately it's still Morningstar or bust for the breakfast \"meats\". Although according to some people. they're \"the best\" even if they're not vegan. The french toast was delicious as always. I can't believe I never tried the breakfast scramble. Super good with just the right amount of nutritional yeasty goodness! A vegan biscuits & gravy woulda been the proverbial cherry on top if they had it. \n\nCan't wait to make a return trip, if only to sit @ the counter n sip some coffee or have a few beers...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y61y11_nYsbc2UWjDh8ZEA", "date": "2011-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Pw1QZDiGTYe9H2aacXGAhA", "text": "To all Vegetarians out there: This is THE PLACE to go for BREAKFAST.  I just got back from there for brunch. The ambiance is clean, hip, and warm. The staff is all mildly attractive (meaning: non-threateningly attractive).  My server RYAN is very cute, nice, and friendly.  He makes great suggestions, first timers, ask for him.  His recommended Soy Vanilla Milkshake with Peanut Butter is AMAZING, he even makes it in-front of you!!!  I got the Muffinator, it was really good, even better when I realized (after eating my meal), it was one of the cheapest things on the menu.  This place is like a timeless hipster joint, it is all American, but all Vegetarian, AWESOME!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uSQaV0vglR8zzD6IjSH4aQ", "text": "The BF and I had a GroupOn here, so we enthusiastically decided to give it a try.\n\nInstead of two stars, I wish I could give this place two black holes.\n\nOur taste-buds were definitely disappointed as we experienced the acclaimed Saturn Cafe, consuming our breakfast burrito and nachos.\n\nWhile the presentation deserves an honorable mention, the taste certainly falls out of orbit.  There just wasn't anything special, and each bite goes bland after a few moments.  Bring in the tapatio and extra salsa to make it memorable.\n\nThen there was our vanilla bean sundae that was seriously 80% whip-cream.\n\nThe place is cute, but the service and food needs definite improvement.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ipoJv9uuT3WgjeVozKUx8A", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8VqICmoZcED6xgDzMAGXxw", "text": "I saw the Berkeley Players (http://www.yelp.com/biz/berkeley-players-berkeley) perform here on a Friday night.  They have a nice little performance space in a separate area from the restaurant, just past the bathrooms. \n\nSaturn Cafe is BARTable, always a plus in my book.  \n\nWe got there early for the show and grabbed a seat in the restaurant.  Some friends who were sitting at the bar were told they couldn't order drinks without ordering food.  They didn't seem thrilled about this but I understand that it may have to do with an attempt to prevent \"bar creep\" and maintain a healthy food to drink sales ratio.     \n\nI ordered an IPA and it was tasty.  All of the beers they carry are from a Santa Cruz brewery.  I wasn't feeling very hungry so I just ordered the soy taquitos appetizer.  They were pretty darn good with the fresh salsa and I snagged a couple zucchini sticks from my honey and enjoyed those as well.  Prices seemed very reasonable - good for a college community. \n\nThe service was fine, although a bit distant and it did feel like we had to flag down our server a few times.  I heard that there was service in the performance space but never saw anyone after we sat down for the show.  I also heard that it was one person working that area and the place was packed so I am sure it would have been nearly impossible to move through the crowd to take and deliver orders. \n\nI would return to try some other dishes - definitely before another Berkeley Players improv show held here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Hnu5s_myOZZIS2eny7liVA", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "-BuM9aLF2L4WgvJgwJxztA", "text": "Stopped here for a midwinter's snack - we had a groupon (yeah, yeah, I know, someone called me \"Coupon Royalty\" this week and I can't deny it) and it was a perfect place to stop for a late lunch after a morning spent running errands.  Love the theme, and veggie/vegan food in a hipster joint is right up my alley.\n\nOur waiter had a tee on that read \"Keep the Earth Clean - It's Not Uranus!\" which is worth one star right there.  Here's a link - it was a nicer looking shirt than this one, but the message was the same:\n\nhttp://www.teehugger.com/Keep_The_Earth_Clean_It_s_Not_Uranus_p/thas1031.htm\n\nSaturn Caf\u00e9.  Uranus tee shirt.  Get it?  Good.  This set the tone, and we both ordered sammiches.  I got the \"chicken\" avocado club, a \"triple decker with breaded 'chicken', avocado, fakin bacon, smoked gouda cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and red onions\" and a side salad.  Could have used fewer onions, but damn was that sammich good.  A few too many onions, so I set 'em aside.\n\nOne quibble about the sandwich was that one of the toothpicks holding it together was in backwards, so imagine that you are supposed to pick up a triple-decker quadrant of a sandwich , pull out two toothpicks, and eat it without it falling apart.  Not too easy when one of the heads of the toothpick is imbedded in the middle of the sammich and you have to pull it apart.  Still, amazing dish that I'd get over and over again.  Protein and avocado in a tasty package - mmmm.\n\nWashed it all down with a delicious pint from Santa Cruz Mt. Brewery and that was that.  I'll probably be back soon and many more times to come.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CDZWiihsmtiP-cgBRSSljA", "date": "2011-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "KZMZPhhWAkTcDK1Zrt2xEg", "text": "Saturn, you really only deserve three stars.  But I want to give you four stars because your entire menu is vegetarian and you have the best steak fries in the Bay Area.  But you also have well-meaning but inattentive waitstaff, so three stars it is.\n\nConsidering that I often get my lunch on Allston, I come to Saturn relatively rarely.  My supervisor comes more often, and she loves the Santa Fe Salad, which I introduced her to.  It is good, but it's overpriced for what you get.  One could argue that the entire menu is overpriced, but that's more a function of Downtown Berkeley than of Saturn specifically.  I almost always go with either the Space Cowboy or the Cowgirl Blues Burger.  Both are delicious, but unfortunately, the Space Cowboy was the first thing I tried here, and it's the best.  I say unfortunately because there's really nowhere to go but down when you start off at the pinnacle, and the service does begin to wear on you.\n\nMy coworkers and I were really excited to come here on Saturn's birthday for the free cupcakes.  I actually got my lunch from here but didn't have any cupcakes because I knew we were coming back as a group.  When we returned around four p.m., there weren't any cupcakes left.  The server told us more would be ready in a little while, which was fine, but he also said, \"Well, they're really only for people who eat here, but since I saw you [he was referring to me specifically, not my coworkers] earlier today, I guess you can have some.\"  \n\nThanks for your generosity, dude.  Yes, I was here earlier in the day, and no, I didn't take any cupcakes then, as you should have remembered because you offered them to me and I turned them down.  And my supervisor comes at least once a week, so you should have recognized her as well.  But all of that is beside the point.  The signs said FREE CUPCAKES.  They didn't say FREE CUPCAKES WITH PURCHASE.  That might not seem like a big deal, but this was supposed to be a big celebration, and Saturn was supposed to be thanking us for supporting it the past year, and you're going to be borderline snarky?\n\nBut the steak fries.  Almost all can be forgiven.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2011-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "hAINma52qivC-RFt2tJ_FA", "text": "Service- The employees were super nice but not attentive at all. My friend and I waited way too long for everything, including the check. I had to get their attention a couple of times just to get them to take our order. Like I said though, they are super nice.\n\nFood- We started off with the vegan sampler. The choices were BORING! The vegan sampler comes with sweet potato fries, garlic fries, chips & salsa and taquitos. With the exception of the taquitos, everything else is already naturally vegan. Chips and salsa!?! Really? It was partly my fault for not reading the menu thoroughly. Consider this your warning, though!!\n\nNext, we split the peanut sauce-tofu-brown rice-broccoli-cauliflower- bean sprout-pad thai-wannabe dish. It was good but a little on the dry side. The peanut sauce was thick and made the brown rice the consistency of oatmeal. We should have gotten the corn dogs or mini sliders or vegan pancakes.\n\nI had a vegan wheat beer. It was very nice. I had a good buzz. \n\nIt's really close to the Downtown Berkeley BART and close to Jupiter and down the street from Venus.\n\nThat's about it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p-8vlScJDlYfmDQoKAmshg", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 7, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WedrFtEswLIBLkdnvbmpBQ", "text": "PART ONE:\n\nMy biggest gripe about vegetarian dining in the Bay area is how pricey and sort of full of itself it is.  I was therefore thrilled to hear about the Saturn Cafe - veggie diner food, at only slightly above diner prices!\n\nI went a couple of weeks ago with my girlfriend -- a lifelong vegetarian.  She also recently found out she has a wheat allergy, which makes eating veggie difficult.  She was overjoyed to find out Saturn Cafe had a house-made gluten-free veggie patty.\n\nWe each ordered burgers, hers with the gluten-free patty and mine with the griller patty, advertised to taste more like meat.  I was told they were out of the grillers (I overheard several other customers being told they were out of several other items, as well), so I changed it to fake chicken at our server's suggestion.  I also got a chocolate/peanut butter vegan milkshake, just to see what that was like.\n\nThe food took a loooooong time to come out.  When it finally arrived, my girlfriend's burger had the same fake chicken as mine.  Annoying at the best of times, but totally inexcusable after our conversation with the server about her wheat allergy.  One bite of that and she would have been very ill, at the least. \n\nWe had some trouble getting anyone to take care of the mix-up, but once our server came back she was very helpful getting the burger replaced.  \n\nAfter another loooooong wait for the replacement food (after which time mine was practically stone-cold) we finally got to eat.  The food, thankfully, was great.  My burger was drowned in chipotle sauce, but I didn't mind because it was probably the best chipotle sauce I've ever had.  The shake was also better than expected.  Dairy, schmairy.  My girlfriend loved her burger and fries.\n\nI think most of the problems of that visit were due to the place and the staff being new.  Still lots of kinks to work out, but lots of potential.  Definitely worth returning.\n\nPART TWO:\n\nYesterday, my girlfriend and I were out with a group of friends and we were hungry.  Given that Saturn Cafe was the only gluten-free diner in the area, we made the 20-minute drive to eat there, only to be told the wheat-free burger had been taken off the menu.  Why?  Well, according to our server the people who make the patties only felt able to make one kind, and it was impossible to make a wheat-free burger that was also vegan.  So even though there is already a vegan patty on the menu, it was decided to axe the wheat-free one for yet another vegan option.\n\nI don't get this.  It doesn't make sense ethically, nor does it function from a business perspective.  Gluten intolerance affects a sizable part of the population, and the numbers are on the rise.  Why throw away a customer base that you would otherwise have monopolized?  Especially when vegans already had a burger option.  Do they really need two at the expense of people who have no other option?  Especially in a city like Berkeley, which already caters so strongly to the vegan crowd.\n\nI don't mean to open a discussion on the ethics of veganism, but let's not forget that being vegan is a choice, whereas gluten-intolerance is a medical condition.  Vegans believe in what they're doing, and that's great, but they don't actually get violently ill / die if they eat a piece of cheese.\n\nI want to give Saturn Cafe a better rating, but between the amateur management of the place, and now the removal of one of the major menu items which set it apart from the crowd, I just can't.  \n\nThe food is tasty, and the wait staff is super, but whoever is in charge over there really doesn't seem to know what they're doing.\n\nI imagine supply/stock issues will improve over time, as will the speed of the kitchen staff.  If that happens, and they put wheat-free burgers back on the menu, I'll eat there regularly.  Until then, there's just no reason to bother going back.\n\nAlso, the graffiti style sign up over the shake counter is stupid.  It doesn't fit the decor at all, and is just distracting.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VKX_kwBjFWM7mkJzTXxZzg", "date": "2010-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "HZ-eQBRCuIXZPQGYQWVwXQ", "text": "What can I say? It's Saturn Cafe. Their Santa Cruz location makes up easily 50% of my college memories. \n\nNow I can take a visit down memory lane whenever I want by simply strolling down the road during my lunch break. Can't put a star rating on that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5vXqog3DHrRXADKUg78B2w", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 8, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "R-0XBrdCTakogynVBUfz-Q", "text": "I LOVE MEAT. And yet, this still held my attention.\n\nI was under the impression that the Saturn Cafe simply featured vegan and veggie delights, and was not strictly veggie. I was under this impression up until our food was in front of us.\n\nThe menu is pretty extensive, burgers and breakfast food.  Its hard to find nice places open a little later, and this was a winner.\n\nThe interior is so cool, I love the vintage diner look and their tables are stand alone pieces of art.  \n\nWe got the sampler appetizer, which was insane. The fried zuccini was awesome, but my favorite was the tostadas by far. The onion rings were huge and they are known for their sweet potato fries, and understandably, they're way too good.\n\nWe then shared the slider plate that had one of each burger they feature, fakin bacon, pancakes, and a corndog. For two girls, we eat a lot. \n\nEach of the sliders were insanely good, my favorite was the guacamole burger, my friend liked the one with avocado. I couldn't make it past the sliders. But, from what I hear, the pancakes and corn dog were awesome.  I did get to pick at some fakin bacon, which was more like a bacon chip, but still delicious.\n\nWe also split a mint milkshake, and being the good bff that I am, I mad her split it with me with two straws in the glass (blah blah, generic two girls one cup joke, blah blah). \n\nSo,despite having nothing that once had a pulse, I enjoyed my meal and was very happy (if not bloated).\n\nYUM.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "C5Z9aF7RAudlQysOINRZrw", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 12, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "3CrCHctoLNMCCfC-8pCG6Q", "text": "I love that this place is open late! They provide all of the necessary diner-style goodies likes burgers, shakes, and fries. They offer pretty good portions, quick service, and a large variety of menu items. My advice is to stick with the classic items like waffles, sandwiches, burgers, etc. because those are definitely the shining stars that you will be craving when you are anything but impressed with other items like the breakfast burrito, quesadilla, or biscuits & gravy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ul8aYyhPmGIPjTHo7AINqQ", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 7, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "_33FvoyvT20Fd4NT_U2LtA", "text": "Oh, you're about to get your Vegan on, are ya? Well bring your purple wigs and robot tattoos, because Saturn Cafe is the perfect spot.\n\nLike it's father restaurant in Santa Cruz, this Saturn Cafe is a solid hit. Wonderful staff, outstanding veggie and vegan menu, and flavors that truly make you forget that you're eating cardboard! I mean de-lic-ous.\n\nThe menu ranges from breakfast food to soups, to burgers or full on entrees. At the Santa Cruz Saturn Cafe we had the eggs benedict and the turkey club, both were amazing, so i'm assuming they'd be just as good here at the Berkeley location. However, at the Berkeley Saturn Cafe we tried the mushroom burger- which was totally awesome. Also, the BBQ ranch chicken burger- which was even more awesome and made me forget it was fake chicken! We will so so so be coming back here soon. \n\nA great veggie restaurant, open until midnight, has a groupon, right next to the campus. I'm a fan!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-4BEUkLvHQntN6qPfKJP2w", "date": "2011-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "S4a-MaxMszQjSPSs1JSM2A", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 9, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "SV2uzO2uK8F1LU8ShREtZQ", "text": "I really wanted to love Saturn Cafe. I really did. But...I just didn't. Sorry, Saturn. You just didn't do it for me. It's not because I stood in the entry waiting for my dining companion Daisy S. while numerous groups entered and were seated, although nobody seemed to notice me (I must has the invisibility!!). Naw, that's more my fault for not being assertive enough. It's not even that I sort of felt like the girl who seated me hated me and wasn't sure why. Whatever. It's a Berkeley hipster spot, so I kind of expect inattentive/unenthusiastic service. What really disappointed me what the food. And that's what I'm sad about.\n\nWe decide to split the vegan sampler, because why not? Garlic fries, sweet potato fries, chips and salsa and taquitos with two dipping sauces. We swapped out the ranch and wasabi for chipotle and BBQ sauce, and it's nice that they don't mind doing that. I also ordered a brown ale (organic Santa Cruz Mountain Brewery, baby), and it was good. I had high hopes for the taquitos, given what I've experienced at Flacos, and even though Claudia V. had told me that these weren't as good, I held out hope. Well. They weren't as good. They weren't bad, okay? Don't think that. They just weren't exciting. And, as Daisy pointed out when the sampler arrived, we were at a place with vegan options and 75% of the platter was food that's vegan anywhere you go. The fries were good, although my mouth tasted like garlic long into the night, even after a vigorous tooth brushing, and so if, unlike me, you're there on a romantic evening, maybe skip the garlic fries. \n\nAfter that, we decided to order an entree to see what the food was really about. We got the peanut royale, which I mentioned (once it had been ordered, being too passive, as per usual) hadn't received the best reviews on yelp. Not being a foodie, and not being terribly difficult to please, I enjoyed it. But I see what people mean about it. The peanut sauce tasted like peanut butter and was very mild. I felt like it needed salt or a kick of some sort. Wasn't blown away by it, wouldn't order it again, but it was pleasant. Also ordered another beer (the amber this time). It was good. The beer was probably the highlight of my meal, actually. \n\nOur server was nice, too. I think he thought we were a little strange, but he was nice. And the person refilling water was probably the most attentive person in the whole place, and never let my glass remain empty for too long. Even joked with me about my \"problem,\" as I have a tendency to drink obscene amounts of water/any drink refilled for free when I'm out to eat. \n\nI think I'll be back to Saturn. But next time, I'm going to try something a little more special. Like their little sliders (I've been obsessed with sliders for almost a decade and have never had them on account of my vegetarianism) or corndogs. And maybe one of the vegan desserts. 'Cause what I ate last night, while pleasant, didn't do much for me. But I think I should give Saturn another shot. At some point.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N9FST4pCuLOgUu9GMixZ7w", "date": "2011-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0lBvhZIsx-ayZEos2UNF_g", "text": "I was a big fan of the old Joshu-ya, so this was my first visit to the new version. It's definitely fancier! I appreciated the \"brasserie\" style, but when it comes down to it, I just want sushi at Joshu-ya, not fancy chef's menus with wine pairings. The sushi is consistently good, although minus one star for higher prices than the old Joshu-ya. But I'll still come back :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qMPnrqWXFVDJTVhQwqJHaw", "date": "2012-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0vamGPa8xJtQiIX3NyWF1w", "text": "Since they have switched over management, it's much faster. MUCH faster. Quality is decent. I went with a girlfriend and she ordered the Lion King - the baked salmon was a bit tasteless and commented that the house sauce used to have a bit more kick. Took a bite and she was right - nothing too special or flavorful about the roll.\n\nI ordered the Paparazzi roll and it was pretty good. The salmon and tuna on top were fresh. Wasabi wasn't as much of a kick in the mouth as in other places, though still good. \n\nService was great. Attentive. Hot tea was always refilled before empty. Positive and were friendly even though she and I got caught up in conversation way past closing time (women, I know). \n\nOverall experience was so-so, on the better end of decent. As a Cal alum and having been here many-a-times, it's always one of the first places I think of to go to. Convenient location, reasonably priced, good seating and nice atmosphere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-UMfTNkO8X_U1Sqy8R5ciA", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1NrR2v0HgZRj3TNZu6Pbug", "text": "The new Joshu-ya's pretends to be a bit fancier but the quality of the food's stayed the same. Unfortunately they've removed a lot of rolls from their menu! I guess they've kept only the most popular ones. My fav's are Lion King, White Orchid, and Lucky Danny. It's a bit pricey, but not overly so for sushi. After all, you don't want your raw fish to come too cheap.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "T_pNorvO0Y1M6Z_TJX5tuQ", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1oiDixdp5gKUEwF7PMrtNg", "text": "Food is expensive and so so. Only sushi is worth the money. Other dishes, like ramen, teriyaki and anything else, are completely disappointing. It's kind of crowded and noisy with those small tables. I live a block away from it and only go for their sushi lunch special. Now they changed the lunch special to an $8 one which is again disappointing.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "MZbwIz_ymYp-v1nssHjN9g", "date": "2012-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2W7dpb_XBw_fqmBhVboJ4Q", "text": "Summary: Very good fusion food, service, and atmosphere.  Its sushi rolls were mediocre in comparison.\n\n* Pomme Frites - fries with duck fat - was the best we've had.  Very crunchy thin outer layer, with soft center.  \n* Equally good was the beef sliders: topped with kimchi and garnished with arugula, and the patty was THICK and juicy.\n* The 6-hour pulled pork belly tacos had some secret sauce that's light and balances out the flavorful (aka fatty) pork.  We did not want to think about what it would look like when cold and solidified, but it sure tasted GOOD.\n* We also had sukiyaki and a eel roll - these were just OK.  When everything else was so good, we wondered if these items came from another kitchen...\n\n3 stars for the Japanese items, 5 stars for everything else (including great value for the price)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OcB0i-SAGpQ9uNI3vQHwFA", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "31pYFDR5iyu3ap-FjeLYFg", "text": "Excellent and affordable artistic omakase.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YJHGyCV5V-LNh6AeF0VoZg", "date": "2011-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3k6cHFv4gmU4Wu0mlFvRwQ", "text": "This place had fairly good sushi.  I wouldn't give it the full five b/c some of the maki rolls didn't seem to be wrapped tightly enough.  But the important thing is that the food was great.  The Lion King roll (had salmon) must have been baked or grilled since it came wrapped in tinfoil!  And the portion sizes were excellent.  Would definitely go back again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tLfizGFx81SyALIcGXY-wA", "date": "2011-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Ks0CMl02YroA2uAa0HHJw", "text": "Everyone there was very nice and attentive. And the food was excellent. I wish I would have discovered this place sooner!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LVC6bBnQr55CGmTdPGShXQ", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4e00XpSXHV02Md3dZ52dqA", "text": "Pretty tasty -- all of the fish was tender and fresh -- and for the quality, prices are quite reasonable. I'm not sure why this place doesn't get the attn that Kirala does, for I find it to be just as tasty. Oh, and decent selections for non-sush eaters, outside of the standard teriyaki, etc. Service is friendly, but a bit spacey. \n\nOverall, a win. Din for 3 will run around $80-100, w/o dranks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D2setZ2_pKZ9CWEb0IgrOQ", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4UQpMdRi2twihVl8NryWYw", "text": "This is my 2nd visit to this Restaurant again.\n\nI have to write again because I was surprise this place CLOSED?!?!. Noooo they changed the name!\nIt used to be Joshu-Ya Sushi (old) - Joshu-Ya Brasserie (current)\nPlus Jason own the owner to this place!\n\nanyway I came back and the service is much better than it was in the past, yay no longer slow.\n\nFood: well I look at the menu I notice the lunch special and this caught my attention right away. They serve BURGER at a sushi place? WOW I was impressed, so I had to order it and it pretty good. \n\nRest my case NOM NOM NOM!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0recrslN1ZXt5dD24bBVjg", "date": "2012-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "50_WT8eCVi8AmlxRhcGlHQ", "text": "I am in love with this place!! I have been here twice and Im blown away. \n\nMy first experience was shortly after the restaurant had major renovations to become what is now the brasserie. Everything looked great, especially the outside patio. My family and I were greeted by a friendly hostess and immediatley seated. My parents thoroughly enjoyed the OMAKASE tasting menu, which had the freshest of fish. My sister and I had the beef, these were cooked to perfection. My brother raved about his pork belly soba noodles. We ended the meal by sharing three different deserts. The tempura Ice cream and two different ice cream scoops. All were completely delicious, the tempura ice cream I could eat everyday. We left satisfied and happy.\n\nMy second experience is what really blew me away. They added some great new creative dishes and tapas. This time around I was with a few friends. We started with the kimchi sliders and the pork belly tacos. These opened my palette to some creative, exciting layers of flavor combinations I would never expect. They were sooo good! As well as the spicey tuna hand roll  and duck fat fries, as far as Im concerned should be cooked no other way. Can you say Ahhhhh-ddicting. For my entree I had the Duck Confit which was absolutely delicious and would just melt in my mouth.\n \nJoshu-ya, I am a fan and will most definetly be back for more to come. Thanks!\nHUGS and Kisses!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nyRip-yfL8uHJCSeO2bMDQ", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5hbDCIPHknfa7C8Pi3xMzg", "text": "Since we were already passing by Berkeley, I wanted to go somewhere I didn't usually frequent in the area. Joshu-Ya offered a fresh take on things that piqued my curiosity.\n\nFor starters, we ordered a few nigiri pieces. Unfortunately, the cuts were not smooth and the meat was thinly torn in several areas. Fortunately, the meat was of decent quality and the sweetness came through.\n\nI had the confit de canard (duck leg confit), which was served over soba suspended in a bonito-duck broth. The duck was executed well with its crispy skin and delicious fork-tender flesh. The soba, however, was ordinary, much like the broth it was served in. While the limelight may have been intended for the duck, the abrupt contrasts between rich and light often distracted from its inherent fatty flavor. And on the flip side, the duck overpowered the other ingredients. The dish felt like it was missing something that could have connected the two cuisines. Bonito-duck broth by itself is a little naive. The dish was also a little difficult to eat without drowning the duck in the broth. It's like rinsing a piece of freshly grilled steak with water.\n\nI was pleasantly surprised at their chirashi, which at $18 is actually a pretty good deal compared to most other places. Here, their deceptively small chirashi bowl is actually densely packed with tasty slices of the chef's choice of fish (better than our nigiri) and other items over well-prepared rice.\n\nCharming, cozy interior with decent service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h0jCr72NLkdGTNQmPuWp0A", "date": "2012-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6uj8cfVY4cNJvnJUdpguiA", "text": "I am kind of obsessed with Joshu-Ya. I eat here every chance I get. If I'm doing sushi in the bay area this is it. The fish quality is phenomenal and the chefs do a great job.\nMy favorite things to order off the menu:\nChirashi\n7 piece sushi dinner\nhand rolls(usually spicy tuna or salmon/avocado)\nMarilyn Monroe roll\nCinderella Roll\nWarm Soba Lunch Combo", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RzhLXQmzjuhxPPka6jw6rQ", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8cpWMxltSTVQyKD6u8FKfA", "text": "This was a recommendation from a foodie friend while I was in the SF area. The drive to Berkeley was not inconvenient at all so it is definitely accessible from the city.  \nThe exterior is chic with a bit of a Japanese garden feel where you can sit outdoors. The interior is cozy decorated with local artists' paintings. Everyone was friendly and knowledgeable about the menu and sushi. \nWe started off with live scallop sushi as per recommendation of the server. It was fresh and tasty. Great presentation using the scallop shell. Next we had the slow cooked pork soba noodles. The pork was soft and fell apart and melted in your mouth. We then had the sushi lunch which was six chefs choice nigiri sushi. Wow, I was impressed at how fresh the fish were. I used to work at Morimoto NYC and the quality is definitely comparable! A highlight of this dish was the seared salmon with a homemade truffle creme. And finally, we finished with dessert, which was the perfect finish to our meal. A tapioca and homemade red bean ice cream. Delicious!!! Creamy yet very flavorful without being too sweet. \n\nOverall we were very happy and pleased with our experience. I would come back again when I'm in the area, but this time I would try the omakase. I hear Chef Kwon is the mastermind to the new menu so defintely be on the look out for what he does next.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vhxV76Z0vCnErHuq2rJvQg", "date": "2011-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8FAw3t7uH2i7SnaX_Un1Hw", "text": "So happy with this place. The service is awesome, food is awesome, price is awesome! I love eating here and every time I do, I get so happy. I wish they served a mini salad though (like they used to)...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2012-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AUC67UCyGc3H4EURNEi_bA", "text": "Just another over priced Japanese sushi restaurant .the food was alright. i wouldnt eat here again", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ysxbbshdgnrUTm04XtBM2Q", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BbgWOC2gYXUPS5CHhNACpQ", "text": "months, maybe even years, after driving by and wondering what this treehouse sushi fusion place was like, we finally went. very pleasantly surprised! located inside a house, joshu-ya brasserie serves quite a variety of sushi, from the standard to live (aka still wiggling) uni, to cooked entrees, to daily specials. hope to come back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mwl0mcEoRxSjp2BF1nEh8Q", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BZtvWhG_cPFSEKyaDjtjcQ", "text": "An interesting blend of Japanese/Sushi/Tapas/French going on here, which is certifiably exciting, but also a little expensive. I really want to try the chef's tasting menu but you need everyone in your group to commit to 35$/person first, which is easier said than done.\n\nA standout in upscale-ish dining on south side, the sushi was relatively fresh and the presentation was great. It has major competition on the non-sushi Japanese front from Norikonoko and Kiraku which are a block away.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c7QldR4XLD5vIAx4Lbv8_A", "text": "Great place for a fast and efficient lunch; but it is spring break, I'm sure this place is busier when schools in session.\n\nI had the soba lunch. It was good! I didn't manage much of my soba as the salad as handrolls were so filling. The spicy tuna handroll was especially yum.\n\nAlso the duck fat fries - to DIE for! I couldn't stop eating them and they were meant to be for the table. I shall be back. Let's leave it that. Think I will come with the hubs and explore the tapas menu. Yum!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SE12F7KiHtaTLxNBBsIPvg", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ckWSu54vNpGRSLF_dabHQw", "text": "I am a frequent visitor of this sushi place since it is the one decent sushi place near the Berkeley campus. Although I really love the sushi here, the service here is just plain bad. Hence the one star rating. The last two times I've been there the waiter has just been non-existent. The first time I came with my friend for lunch. The waiter took forever to get our order and bring out our food. He was not attentive AT ALL. He didn't even bother to give us our check after we asked for it multiple times. Me and my friend were seriously close to just walking out without paying. The next time I went was less than a week after. My roommate and I ordered a to go order. After waiting for half an hour, our food was still not out. I had to go complain to the waiter before I FINALLY got my food. I don't know how long it would have taken if I didn't go and complain. My advice to the staff of this place... GET BETTER WAITERS or get more of them. This place always seems to be understaffed because I never seem to get the service I pay for.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "yi8CCJgoWPxKL75N-93RGg", "date": "2012-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CyFqWaHupg-x6vlkqnIXqA", "text": "I guess 3rd time is not a charm.  I keep coming back here hoping that the food will somehow get better but I think it has gotten worse. \n\n(-) Lion King. Typical lion king roll. Nothing special. It's either the portion got smaller or the plates got bigger every time. The salmon was not hot enough when it was served either! \n\n(+++)  Murasaki: I'm not going to lie, this one is probably my second favorite sushi roll I've ate in Berkeley. The spicy tuna was just melted in your mouth and the shrimp tempura on top accompanied the tuna really well. However, the portion was tiny! I can't believe it was $10.50 for 4 small rolls. I swear I could have finished the 4 rolls in less than 2 minutes. \n\nThis place is too expensive for broke college students in Berkeley, especially because the portion is too small. The service here was really slow. We waited more than 40 minutes for our food ( order of 4 rolls).  The waitress was really nice though. She kept checking up on us and refilled our drinks every 15 minutes. I secretly think she was trying to make us full with water so we wouldn't realized how long our food was taking. If I took my money and time to a different place in Berkeley, I swear I could have gotten a feast.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5CGo-ezRwm6Hxm0x_oBjw", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D0ijV-gfyZDjGKRbGR_x3g", "text": "I think they have the best sushi within the UC campus area. Though it's kinda crowded for dinner, they have amazing lunch specials, like a 5-item bento for less than $10! What a deal! I personally love their Danny roll, the best! The atmosphere is a plus too", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JlyEW0q5G-nUB4TM8RYF1A", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DIL27eVqMOK1CgcrJbVdQw", "text": "I wasn't quite sure what to think of a restaurant serving French and Japanese fusion but I was not disappointed at all.  The sushi was delicious and fresh.  I had the jalapeno hamachi carpacchio, pommes frites,  zoolander, Marilyn Monroe and Amsterdam rolls.  All incredibly good.  I paired the sushi with some riesling wine, as good a pairing as cab and steak.  The pommes frites were fried in duck fat.  It had a rich flavor that just doesn't compare to frites fried in other fat although this was bordering on the salty side.  Just for fun, I ate some sushi along with the frites which was surprisingly good.  The sweetness and spice of the sushi along with the savoriness and crunch of the frites actually paired well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RfhvPpWeAVj5tk_k5Wqcaw", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e0EOoRM2Jir1DzP_xX4-9A", "text": "This is one of the nicer places to eat around the Berkeley campus. \n\nI tried it once before it was converted into the brasserie.  I thought the first Joshu-ya sushi boat was okay as much as others might've liked it. \n\nI tried this one using the coupon from Munchonme.  I'm glad I bought it because I love porridge and have never tried non-Chinese porridge before.  Their pork belly porridge was SOOOOOO good.  Their California hand roll was also one of the best California roll I've had.  P ordered a nigiri/sashimi lunch plate and thought it it was better than Tako but did not live up the hype.\n\nThe atmosphere is very nice and so was our waiter.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Og5lv2yeSg-JRxbxc5_8PQ", "date": "2012-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eeL5rUEfQfSVxjCX3cbt1A", "text": "The sushi and other menu items here were hit or miss for me. I enjoyed the traditional nagiri sushi, the fish was fresh and it was presented well. However, the rolls were over priced, and didn't blow me away. Other menu items are good as well; so far I have tried the kobe beef burger (best in my opinion), and the bento box (average).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5kYpo4QDSiAVhmBfFVFBJg", "date": "2011-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gDymLdJgazX88gL5WJLpbA", "text": "Haven't been here for a couple years, but I like what they've done to the place. Looks more modern! The food is just as I remembered it, still fresh and delish. The sake and beer is definitely a steal during HH and if I wasn't so ful I wish I had gotten a chance to try the pork belly tacos! I ordered the cherry blossom roll very good! We were in a rush so didn't get to eat everything like I wanted to, but it's nice knowing there's a good sushi spot in Berkely if I ever venture back out here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JWi5vzqPsK6I9XAebiGk1w", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GGWv-65HlJAjXFIgonWuiw", "text": "I'm a huge sushi fan! It's probably one of those things I just can't get enough of. So, when one of my friends suggested meeting up at Joshu-Ya for her celebratory birthday dinner I was excited (even though I had sushi twice during the week). I was even more excited when she told me that there was a parking lot designated for their customers. Do you know how difficult it is to find parking (much less, FREE parking) in Berkeley?! It is quite difficult. So, this was definitely a plus!\n\nWe met up at 6:30 on a Friday night, and I was expecting a long wait. Perhaps we were lucky because we were seated immediately. We were seated in the newly renovated area, and it looked quite fancy. Other than the fact that there was another boisterous group of college students celebrating a birthday (they were so loud that I could barely even hear what my friend was saying), the place was pleasant.\n\nThis place has wonderful customer service. I like to gauge the level of customer service by how full my cup of water is. The entire time we were there my cup was full or near full, so I'd say our WAITERS were very attentive. That's right...WAITERS! Our table was attended by at least three or four waiters (which is something I'm not used to). But, hey, I'm not complaining (another plus!).\n\nAside from a sushi buffet, I've never been to a Japanese restaurant that didn't have a Bento box as an option on their menu. So, that was a surprise to me. But, no worries because...I become more indecisive when faced with more choices. So, at this point, I'm divided between the \"Joshu-Ya\" roll and the \"Spider\" roll. Did I want unagi or soft-shelled crab? That was a tough decision because both sounded delicious, so we ordered BOTH of them. I'm so glad that we ordered both because they were scrumptious (not to mention, each of the rolls looked like food art...great presentation)! And to top it all off we ordered their tempura green tea ice cream. This thing was GINORMOUS! This thing could easily feed two or three people.\n\nSince it was my friend's birthday, it'd only be appropriate for me to cover the bill. But, of course, she's too courteous to allow that to happen, so we both end up fighting over the bill...in front of one of the waiters. Awkward, right?! He ends up taking both of our cards. But before he left our table, I did tell him it was my friend's birthday (I was hoping he'd take that into consideration when deciding which card to ring up). When he came back he told me: \"I hope it's really her birthday.\" (Which indicates that he charged it onto my card instead of my friend's) And because of that, I tipped him a bit extra.\n\nI really liked this place. There were so many great things:\n+ Free parking\n+ Little to no wait\n+ Food came out quickly\n+ Artistic food presentation\n+ Great customer service\n+ Great food\n(But, I had to give it four stars because, even though the food was great, it was a bit pricey.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Z-h5qycjy6yY_g_LrjsXg", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GVjqkr1yU-jzAXzZdeOayQ", "text": "This is my favorite place to go for Japanese food in the Berkeley area.  All their sushi rolls are terrific, and their entr\u00e9es are good choices if you want to avoid the hefty cost of rolls.  I recommend getting the beef sukiyaki; it is very filling and delicious. On top of their good food, their service has no flaws.\n\nIf you want dessert, go with the tempura fried ice cream.  It consists of a soft, warm breading (tempura), strawberry gastrique, with a nicely-contrasting cold ice cream.  The flavors I have tried (green tea, vanilla, red bean) all go well with the tempura.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ArHSLLCyMu69Ju3XqMA7DA", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IhTOrhtq8SPej4KqiagdAw", "text": "Came on a weeknight for dinner with some coworkers. I loved their Papparazzi roll - clean and simple - Yellowtail, Tuna, Salmon, Avocado! Shiro Maki roll was also ok - albacore and fried onions. The waiter was super friendly though - great plus! I also had the tempura soba to share with my colleague Gina. It was alright - nice and light after a hard-working tiring day on our feet for 6 hours. It's a super cute place - nice for a date!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L2j8Ci1d30tDU4-kbeOr4g", "date": "2012-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kBtA93RQLEL6d6J95gD4Gg", "text": "This place is very very nice for japanese food. It's very inexpensive too. The service was fast and friendly, and the selection huge. Lots of hot waitresses too. Parking lot on the side, which you have to pay. Outside seating if it's warm enough, although they have heaters.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "keh82bH7RlhMiPKlMDDzpg", "text": "This is by far my favorite restaurant still existing in Berkeley. My friends and I have always said, in the far away future if our kids end up at Cal, one restaurant we would have to revisit is Joshu-ya. Sushi is not the most sustainable food for students but Joshu~ya has some good appetizers and specials that are priced comparably well to some less-delicious food around campus. Pork Belly tacos are a good $8 appetizer, as well as the $6 Katzu Chicken. The burgers, the udon, you can't miss. The fish has always been good in my experiences as well. I've been so often that I have tried almost everything on the menu and it's all delicious if you're a sushi lover.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2sV1uEfe-VbAijcUw6MbkQ", "date": "2012-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l9Ton0o5x-1c9lVZ2PkSXw", "text": "I've come here for lunch on several occasions and it's quite a steal. They offer some of the best tempura just about anywhere and their sushi has been nothing less than luscious. I have not found a lackluster item on their concise seasonal menu yet. \n\nNote/Request/Plea: The best part about this place was a dish they used to offer... pork belly porridge. I could curl up in that bowl and hibernate for indeterminate decades. Bring it back and I'll come daily!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BfQpxLSx9xd8nmdSbQoPLg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LbVo0QFfmlbuxTph2GR6sQ", "text": "After waiting about 10 minutes to a half empty restaurant all the while ignored by a bitchy- looking miniature Asian girl (we heard her on the phone with a customer saying \"well yes, as I said, take out will take 45 minutes...\" in a slightly irritated manner), we ended up being seated at a completely different side of the restaurant at a table that had been ready for us the entire time we had waited anyways. We quickly ordered from a friendly guy in a black shirt who I think was some kind of manager.  My boyfriend ordered the chicken udon which he said was too salty and they used a stringy piece of chicken thigh meat which didn't really go with the soup very well. The noodles tasted good, but it was just very salty to him. Just when my boyfriend was finishing up his soup my first roll finally came. Joahu-yas is really great for quality rolls, and my spider roll was fantastic! When my second roll came the black shirt guy gave us a complimentary spicy tuna roll for waiting so long. Thank you very much that action really made up for bitchy Asian girl hehe! Would be five stars for him and the amazing sushi, but minus two for the bad start and salty soup.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J-aspOtoDqnqfG5xJe541A", "date": "2012-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LKa9nbQXmdmtOfIAmGPFqw", "text": "This was the second time I went to Joshu-Ya, and both were for friends' birthdays so we had around 20-25 people. Overall the restaurant isn't too big but they'll accommodate large groups very well which is nice. Except this time we had a reservation for 6PM and didn't really get seated until past 6:30 which was sort of annoying. BUT they're really nice in letting you split up the check, unlike other places that have rules like max three checks for big parties, they asked us how we would like to split it and I think most people just partnered up, meaning 10+ checks, so that was cool!\n\nI ordered a chicken udon, and my friend Alice ordered the ton katsu. The udon came out in a reasonably quick time, and wasn't anything special, but I was satisfied since I was really hungry and with the nice thick noodles and soup too I was quite full by the end. My friend's ton katsu though took longer to come out, and was oddly VERY salty in some parts. I don't know why, some pieces were just extremely salty, and the sauce that came with it didn't seem that impressive. Other people who ordered sushi and special rolls seemed to get their food pretty fast and enjoy it a lot though.\n\nOh, also ordered a Strawberry Sake-tini for the birthday girl...not that bad a drink really, a bit sweet and you can taste the sake, but not really strong. Anyways since we were in such a large group, we probably were 90% of the noise in the restaurant and I felt bad for being the stereotypical \"large, obnoxious group\" but eh, couldn't do much about it lol.\n\nJoshu-ya is alright, probably wouldn't really choose to come back again unless it was for an occasion like a birthday.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a4XgfOLFLFWhyLBBaAigRQ", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LtmVn6lvOHKJyWayxyHRKg", "text": "This place is only ok by SF-standards, but since it's Berkeley, this place is considered pretty fancy haha.\n\nTry the Kimchi Kobe Beef Sliders, those were yummy! They're like mini hamburgers with kimchi, bacon, kobe beef, and some other things. The pommes frites were okay, a little too salty so we couldn't finish them. Rolls and sashimi are all average, slightly on the small side. Apparently, they also have fried shrimp heads! I didn't get to try them, but the couple next to us seemed to really enjoy them, and they were HUGE!\n\nAlso, they have this hidden parking lot that I didn't know about until I graduated from Berkeley. You have to drive down this tiny little alley next to the restuarant...it's totally missable. Look hard for it if you don't want to park 5 blocks away from the restaurant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rFwI0GakDe4iIyQnAkgsww", "date": "2012-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LUhGmhPIfTOUlc04zjfX0Q", "text": "2nd time this week and I've only become more impressed with the menu and food. I found out from our waiter that the restaurant is under new management now as the owner's son has taken over. \n\nThe food was on par once again.. All my friends got different dishes and I was amazed at how fresh (melt in your mouth) the sashimi was and how there was salmon roe in the duck confeit soba dish! The food was beautifully presented as you can tell the owner is really passionate about his creations. \n\nEven better, their menu changes every month so there will always be something new to drool over!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "onDn9x4IK-E9tGdeuY1Iuw", "date": "2012-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MNfw0pRdqRMbYXBlyl_B_w", "text": "I don't go often, but it seems like it has tried to improve itself to the next level to be a bit more fancy. Personally, I was surprised, since my expectations were defined by my last year-old experience. I'd rate it as almost-fancy, 2.5x $.\n\nIt has nice decor though. The outside (also a seating option) is well decorated. I appreciated looking out the large windows as well as this window where it goes into a little fountain. I'm not as much a fan of the interior room, however.\n\nThe service is nice. There are some spirit options.\n\nThey also took away bento boxes for dinner.\n\nBut what really annoyed me was this dish that was some $17. We thought it was a main-course dish, but it wasn't and was more like an appetizer with just 5 pieces of fish plus avocado. There are some fancy dishes, and that would be nice if we were expecting it as just a side-dish portion, but we felt mislead, and that took away from my experience of that night.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UsYS_ju7h5g6D0JrIz7_Ig", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n81Pc16ElscZd28ZpJk6VA", "text": "The new owner remodeled the place.     Unfortunately the food has gone way downhill and the service is intrusive.     Don't waste your money!    It is really too bad!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Fhmkh0OH6XvpgR-sIrj-CA", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NbIbzK9m9U5rS7GDJsuf9g", "text": "joshu-ya has been my go-to sushi place since I've arrived in berkeley, but I'd like to highlight a recent experience with them.  I stopped by to order two rolls to go for my girlfriend who was sick.  joshu-ya has expensive rolls (12 dollars each, roughly) but they're huge and just one is enough for a light lunch.  I picked up a paper and started to read while I waited, but a server interrupted me and asked if I wouldn't want to sit and have a glass of water while i waited, and gestured to an open table.  after a somewhat lengthy wait, he came back and gave me a bowl of miso on the house for my patience, and not long after that, brought my order, packaged and ready to go.\nJoshu-ya has an incredible atmosphere, day-fresh fish, skilled chefs, large portions, variety, and the best waitstaff in the entire world.  it's not a cheap place, but it's not expensive and it's well worth the money.  I highly recommend it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m1wy6yvL00QG7P2XBH42Lg", "date": "2012-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nTXTUStXDiJt4yrveNvWSQ", "text": "Food wasn't bad but service was pretty bad. Servers act like they're all really really high. Don't get me wrong, they all were very polite but had absolutely no memory.\n\nSimply solution was found very quick - ask every waiter what you need (there were 3 of them) and at least one eventually will bring what you ordered :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7TkRpN-z5MrxHTlUHsTxww", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_oj2Z7trWWeievvJEekucw", "text": "The food here is really excellent. \n\nThe nigiri is fantastic because the fish is fantastic.\n\nThe atmosphere is also great!\n\nThe food is not overpriced for its quality. People just think the food is overpriced because they're used to eating $5 meals in the Asian ghetto. I think Asian ghetto food is overpriced because those horrible ingredients probably cost the \"restaurants\" $1.50 per dish. Don't ruin this businesses ranking because you expect them to magically make amazing dishes with the freshest and best ingredients at Asian ghetto prices.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8v4M_9oSz36FAA7xP73G2w", "date": "2012-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QFLOsDZMwDtJSTgL6KWoTA", "text": "Joshua's is the best sushi place in town. I have tried different sushi's here and have like all of them. There secret awesome dish is there sweet potato fries. \n\nThere servers are nice and quick. They really know there sushi. When ever I want sushi I am there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZgvIzMG57zq6UUu_gX6gVA", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qImR5dQgg5DxuZlX-uqoqA", "text": "I came here on a Tuesday night around 7:30 so it wasn't too crowded. The patio area was full but we were seated almost immediately. I had the beef sukiyai, which has beef, onions, glass noodles, napa cabbage, carrots, etc. It also comes with a side of rice. The broth was light and flavorful and the beef had a good texture. \n\nI will be back to try the rolls and the tapas!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LA3el9uHyCjn_yj-A1sUcg", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ro83kXTBhXjgrOOx0JIHYQ", "text": "I can only speak for the sushi, but it's way better than Tako. I've only been here twice, but each time was a success. The fish tasted fresh! I really enjoyed the lion king and zoolander rolls! The venue is chill and there's a patio outside that you can eat in on a nice day. To be picky, a waitress offered to refill my tea and she never did. Other than that I thought the service was fine, and worth the extra bucks to eat here rather than Tako.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SeWdK66aOWur6l3qeIa5zQ", "text": "The fish here is very fresh.  I ordered nigiri and enjoyed it.  However, the service here is pretty crappy.  I came during dinnertime and found myself waiting a long time for food to come.  One of the orders we put in included some fish they no longer had, so rather than make the rest of the order or inform us promptly, the kitchen decided not to make it without informing the server.  We had to input a different order and it took awhile to get to us as well.  Our miso soup (even though we asked for it) never came and I kept having to wave the guy down to refill my tea.  Meh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OYBq-S-PS6M5bgTUsJLLIw", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T85l2cEGTmSLj4G_kDxwwA", "text": "I'm glad there is a decent restaurant so close to campus, since pretty much everywhere else in Southside is so sketchy.  \n\nIt's a good fusion of traditional Japanese dishes with a modern innovative twist.  I got sick of typical Japanese food awhile back because it's always the same dishes, but here there are some uncommon dishes like the Novata Yaki, and traditional dishes are more upscale, like angus beef teriyaki.\n\nThe sushi is very good quality.  A bit on the pricey side from the perspective of a college student, but I think it's worth it.  It's like 10x better quality than Tako sushi but only maybe 2x the price.\n\nA downside is that it is kind of busy and crowded.  Ichiban has a much nicer setting.\n\nService was pretty fail though when I came here for lunch.  Even though there were only a few tables and several waiters, they seemed to forget a bunch of things.  They gave us the specials menu after we ordered, and they didn't give us tea until I asked them after the miso soup arrived.  Also, my lunch came with handrolls, which I had to remind them about two times.  It came like 5 minutes after I finished the entree.  Maybe the waiter was preoccupied with the table behind us... they ordered some fancy sashimi and sake, and we just had lunch specials, lol.\n\nOh and there's a window next to their door that looks like a door, so it's always amusing to watch people try to open it...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4jPsIgMZT4_Ks5-myaW9Bg", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TOFY54U1Pwm82oophxJBPg", "text": "One of the better sushi places in Berkeley! The ambience is very cute and welcoming, and the food is delicious. I always get the rolls--Lucky Danny and Lion King are my favorites, but I've tried most of the rolls on the menu and they are all very good! \n\nI've also had the beef sukiyaki which is good but a bit on the salty side, and all of the nigiri and sashimi have been very fresh every time I've ordered. I got some type of shrimp nigiri last time (I think it was raw shrimp + fried shrimp head? I don't remember what it was called because my friend ordered) but that was really surprisingly good. \n\nThe desserts are okay--I've gotten the mochi and the friend tempura ice cream. Nothing too special; it's your typical dessert.\n\nOverall, the place is great. A bit on the pricey side but I feel that the food justifies the price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rEfTYlhisQV4gfULL5a4Mg", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TQ7tR2_1TWAXI4rNoBOdKQ", "text": "Came for dinner for a party of 8\n\nOrdered:\n2 orders of short ribs with potatoes \nFrench fries\nSoba noodles \nMussels \nPork belly tacos\nKobe sliders\nAmsterdam roll \nHot N Spicy roll\nCalifornia roll\nTiramisu\n\nNothing special or spectacular. A lot of it didn't have any flavor. \n\nDon't order the soba noodles.\n\nThe potatoes served as a side/decoration for the short ribs TASTED  a lot better than the main part of the entree which is the short ribs.\n\nThe pork belly tacos were good though", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A4Wl3K-vK5lxcSZC6rz3hg", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ty46sofjYcu0q5jjvLi-bg", "text": "Tasty, tasty! Portions are large, food tastes super fresh, the staff is friendly. The menu was a little confusing though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_m5t7uLPwskQaGuc7Pi_fQ", "date": "2012-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U7sR9F5UoGW44werY56xjw", "text": "I love Joshu-Ya! It's definitely the best Japanese restaurant around campus.\nIf you always get sushi from other places around campus, when you come to Josu-Ya you know how good it is. Everything's so fresh and warm and tender. The rice and the fish and everything have very nice texture and taste. I've been there three times and my favorite are Amsterdam and Lion King roll. Soooo good!!!\nThe deco is awesome, very Japanese and classy. The waitresses are just awesome. Super nice. \nI'll definitely come back often.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZHHAK9z36KiyNS02_FdTDw", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u82VxUGOet4ft3kFQS4Vrw", "text": "07/23/2012\n\nMy friend and I went there yesterday, Sunday, hoping to try their Sunday Brunch Special. The waitress told us that they no longer have the brunch special as of that day. We were told about this special less than 2 weeks ago by another waiter. We were quite disappointed as there are no more specials or bento boxes available. We ended up ordering a spicy crab, salmon, avocado roll and a pork belly soba. My friend enjoyed his roll and I enjoyed the soba except the noodles were way overcooked. Most Japanese like their noodles al dente like the Italian do. The dish would have been stellar had it not been for the soft soba. We will probably go back for other items and maybe the bento boxes will be back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "t676OKxyv462Y3TsaXFpTQ", "date": "2012-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UI_JGuGNw69bxZhyhIMg7g", "text": "Good quality food, Inventive menu. The duck fat pomme frites are awesome!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "deGyIK0kUWhuIFEZQZsqsw", "date": "2012-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VGShi1biaQSfv2WaW-nFyw", "text": "Tasty but expensive. Came in here for lunch on a Thursday afternoon while wandering berkeley with a friend. Their lunch bento box is a steal,and their sushi was fresh and delicious. I thoroughly enjoyed my sashimi salad although the dressing is spicy, beware! This is a fun spot I will visit again if I am ever in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8hawx1X7c5X5seYosSX9aw", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vkActpOIrrAKpQmVSYnMWQ", "text": "Absolutely wonderful meal for daughter's birthday!  Beautifully prepared, creative ingredients, so fresh and tasty and staff was attentive and kind. Grandparents and adult kids and grand children - all had a really great meal. I had the Cinderella sushi and it was spectacular and the sushi with the tempura soft shell crab was extra special. Fabulous technique and sooo good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qBJDh0h-QjsdyNWTSUjpSw", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w2g7fN2sY8zV9CyLi9q7tw", "text": "Very fancy, maybe too fancy? overrated? I've come here a couple times and their food is great, but they are just overwhelmed by people. The first time I came, the waiter helping us was very attentive at the beginning but then disappeared. He never brought me the hot sauce I asked. The prices are a little too pricey for me as well. Maybe I was just used to the older prices. I've also had the chance to eavesdrop a conversation between the chef/owner of the restaurant talking with some of his friends at a table in front of us. He came out to be very snobby about his talent and his background. Is flaunting in front of your customers a good thing or bad? He didn't even smile or say a hello. I don't know, in the past when someone like that is out in the public they at least acknowledge their customers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2012-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XNG591P2T1zH3iJ8RlNZ7g", "text": "The new Joshu-Ya has stepped up the decorating giving a new, fancy-like restaurant feel that isn't too fancy, for lack of a better term!\n\nThe sushi isn't the cheapest, but it is a bearable cost.  For some reason they tried to mix in some new appetizers that stray away from the usual Japanese food, I guess that's the \"brasserie\" part of it.  \n\nSo I decided to try the french fries fried in duck fat.  I really like french fries, so I could tell a slight difference in the taste of the fries, while my other friend couldn't really.  Slightly expensive order of fries I might say!\n\nThe sushi was fine.  I got the Zoolander which had a mix of different fish rolled in with cream cheese.  I'm definite biased toward the cream cheese part because i love cream cheese, but I thought the fish wasn't too bad at all, decently fresh and tasty.  \n\nMy friend on the other had had the Paparazzi roll, which had a different combination of fishand mainly avocado down the middle.  The fish here was fine too!\n\nThough these rolls were both over $10, but it did have a good amount of raw fish.  These were the \"signature rolls,\" there were cheaper more common rolls like the crunch roll, spider roll and such.  \n\nI usually like my sashimi, but these signature rolls were kinda like a transitory roll from the general maki roll to sashimi/nigiri, as there was a lot of raw fish involved!  So these kinda rolls are great if youre trying to transition out of the sushi stage where you only eat maki rolls, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE :)\n\nIn a short comparision to berkeley, this place is a step up from Tako sushi, probably about even or a little better than CU sushi, but definitely not as good as Kirala and Shattuck and Ward.\n\nhappy sushi eating :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QGltovR2EHaI4i93hKLZzQ", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zkdf6FOf3zCaiY5BEuf5Sw", "text": "Came here for lunch. We both had the sashimi lunch special.  Service was super friendly- they were very concerned about the comfort of our sleeping baby - although they were definitely overworked. Sushi was great, and dinner menu looked amazing.  Really great place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FPODQY7kgzKJuUkOHOyQGQ", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "c5ImrSYs4zdVbnkDT6STtQ", "text": "Granted, this place is better than the sushi places closer to campus but the service is SO BAD that I'd rather not eat sushi at all. \n\nI went with some of my girlfriends and it took us 20 minutes to our food! And we SAW it sitting on counter AND our waitress had like maybe 3 tables total to handle. Fail. \n\nThen it took us god knows how long to get the actual bill. \n\nFood is average. Expensive for the quality they gave us. \n\nOh, and they remodeled. It looks a little nicer but doesn't compensate for their horrible service and high prices.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0pP5cWdyyG2UVNyJCMBt7w", "text": "I went into this restaurant with fairly terrible expectations, but I was pleasantly surprised by the service, ambiance and, most importantly, the food.\n\nService, Decor:\nIt's true that this place looks like a ghetto eatery from the outside, especially since it's so close to hippie-crammed telegraph, but inside it's actually quite lovely. The dark wooden chairs and tables give a certain elegance and it was quiet enough for my family to sit and chat. I had my misgivings about the service after all the negative reviews on yelp, but our waiter was actually quite fast and responsive to our needs, refilling our tea multiple times and asking how our food was. \n\nFood: Everyone knows sushi around Berkeley isn't very good and we'd rather just get cheap food that'll fill us, but I actually liked the sushi here. We got the combination sushi, Paparazzi roll, Beef Sukiyaki, and the Tempura Soba. All of the sushi that we got were very fresh, and I was even surprised to see some fatty salmon on our Paparazzi, which was delightful. Both dishes were presented nicely, though I found the dangling sprigs of thyme on the combination sushi to be slightly overkill and the roll to be a bit messy (as if the knife needed to be sharpened).\n\nThe Tempura Soba was a little bland for me, but my parents liked it very much. The tempura was crisp and not oily, which means the chefs did a good job in cooking it at a very high temperature and drying it off immediately. The Beef Sukiyaki was a little sweet and I was a bit disappointed to see chunks of steak instead of the customary thinly-sliced beef, but it was still satisfying to eat with its mixture of jelly noodles and vegetables. If it weren't for my few grievances, I may have given this place a five.\n\nDespite my quest to find cheap and delicious food, I believe I will be coming here again. Yes, sushi and Japanese cuisine tends to be expensive, but if you're taking someone on a date or you want to go somewhere quiet to eat and chat, this is definitely a place you should consider.\n\nP.S. The ownership has changed, so if you didn't like it before, I say it's a good idea to try again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0x77WKiXPqbS_kBA686Yzg", "text": "Vegan review! - Went here in the afternoon and didn't check to see if they had any vegan options. However, the servers knew what 'vegan' was and were very accommodating. \n\nI got the Garden roll after confirming that the onions were fried in vegetable oil. Was quite fulfilling and fresh (only about 5 pieces though). Skip on the miso soup because depending on the cook there that day, it might have fish flakes in it. Later asked for a side of rice but they came out with it after we got our dessert, so I got it free of charge :) \n\nFriendly service and nice atmosphere. Would go there again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ulRGjHgUENvIW82cipInhA", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1XgyeImAiq6nfSlKagJVNQ", "text": "Sushis were ok, but $7 the small sake...\n\nEDIT: There was a mistake with my bill, small sake are $4.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gpqJSlEWQFFUlqQcnYFpew", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5LcHBp_vdWUyssXpzEPvGQ", "text": "Not the same anymore. \n\nIt's kinda sad. I am not sure if there is a new owner or they just renovated the place, but it is definitely not the same menu and quality sushi they used to have. They also changed the name of the place to \"brasserie\" I supposing to make it more Japanese-American.I remember reading some American dishes and the some fusion of both cuisines.. (wtheck?!)\n\nWhen I came here last time, my friend ordered the Chicken Katsu dish. My other friend ordered the Spicy Tuna roll and Chicken Udon. I ordered the Unagi roll.\n\nThe Chicken Katsu was definitely too salty. The dipping sauce that usually comes along with it wasn't even needed. My friends and I had to eat extra rice to balance out the salty-ness, therefore making us full really fast from all the starch. I was so disappointed since I remember it being much better when Joshuya had their Bento Box deals. \n\nThe Chicken Udon was mediocre. I mean... it didn't taste horrible, but it was nothing special. \n\nThe only decent items were the spicy tuna and the unagi roll. They completely changed everything else. I am giving two stars for the quality of food. But I might say the renovation made it more romantic! \n\nBRING BACK THE BENTO BOX! :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8c2n50ngClm2o_YhQjkbPw", "date": "2011-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C4hnlPL1CQA4Fj5bVoBH5w", "text": "Went here for the boyfriend's birthday. Saturday night, didn't make reservations so it was about a ten minute wait. It's a small restaurant, about 20 tables tops, along with an outdoors patio. \n\nwe ordered;\n\nLIKES:\nPOMMES FRITES: these fries were BOMBDOTCOM, esp the spicy aioli sauce that came along with it. Potato fried in duck fat, a genius idea, and even more genius, that spicy aioli sauce. mmm, I mainly snacked on these.\n\nJalape\u00f1o Pork Belly Soba: this was an interesting and delicious dish. the soba noodles were soft yet they still had a bite to it. and the crunchy jalapeno and radishes were the perfect touch to the soft pork belly. mmmmmyum.\n\nDISLIKES: \nLucky Danny: nothing extremely extravagant. the sushi rice felt lukewarm, not entirely cooled nor warm. it was an odd feeling. \n\nSpicy Crunchy: might as well name it Soggy-Bland. there was barely any \"crunchy\" bits in the sushi roll. also it wasn't even spicy, and I don't even typically eat spicy!\n\nLion King: I would say the boy enjoyed this a bit more than me. I personally didn't care for it that much. It said it had a parmesan sauce, but no where did I get a whiff of parmesan what-so-ever. \n\nService was slow, and food is overpriced.\n\nOverall, this is a one-time place for me.. I wouldn't come back for their rolls but if I was ever in the area, and craved some fries, this would be my stop. I would order fries to go, and eat it on the little bench across the street.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6UodBcqKMWd4W_ovfVQL6A", "date": "2012-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CGVJwV5fyKWUqkQVEjdsXQ", "text": "I stopped for a spell, I had French pressed coffee and my favorite Unagi (baked eel).\n It was so good, and the service was absolutely excellent.\nI will definately be back very soon.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cgr8WWGLYrUSna2e8lMB9Q", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dvBznWjY6yfLn9awY0aZtQ", "text": "This is without a doubt the best sushi I have had in a very long time.  It was fresh and top quality.  The food was artfully presented and professionally served.   The manager, Natalie, was especially helpful with suggestions which was much appreciated.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "t4W7HABVRP_5kemZ3kWjSQ", "date": "2012-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e7bs4sI2TAPze6qkF0Qx2Q", "text": "This place is awesome. Great food, great atmosphere and always a fun time! Not only is the sushi the freshest in town, but the other entrees are great too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QD3chwqK2lsnltfCgj9M9w", "date": "2012-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e9MMvzUNur1yR1DP98kN4A", "text": "This is my first time writing on yelp because I hope that this review will at least make few people not to waste their money.\n\nI do not know why this place a four star restaurant!!\n\nI would have given 2 stars, but since it is high rated, i am giving one star just to bring it down.\n\nI have been to many restaurant but this place is not the place you want to go.\n\nFood is mediocre and is in small portion even compared to nearby Japanese restaurant. It not worth the price to pay 15 dollar dish for Mac Donald level of quality.\n\nEven though the waiter was nice, it takes him 15 minutes to get to you when there is only 3 groups of people.\n\nDesign of the place is good, but with the ridiculous food price compared to quality of the food. I DO NOT recommend going into this restaurant! EVER!\n\nIf you are craving for sushi, you are better off getting it from nude sushi.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "884KMQu3VHwTUC5dDy9l7g", "date": "2012-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F24jFHbADyWD_a8585X8cA", "text": "To the Manager/Owner of Joshu-Ya Brasserie:\n\nI've never been to a Japanese restaurant where we were told that \"tea\" is not available today.  Yes, we are \"out\" today!   R U kidding me?\n\nIsn't your restaurant a Japanese restaurant as we've been there back in the early 80's when you were Joshu-ya?\n\nYour food is quite delicious and very generous in portions.  We would like to return.\n\nHOWEVER, you need more waitstaff.  We were there for over 1.5 hours for a party of 3. \nWe counted only two waitstaff and two sushi chefs on a busy weekday lunch.  \n\nOne of our party got the special for the day and was finished while we waited and WAITED for our sushi order.  Upon glancing at  the sushi counter, our order sat for 20 minutes before it was brought to our table.\n\nThe party next to us finally received his food when we were ready to leave and he was there when we ordered at the same time. \n\nWe were at the very popular Sanraku in SF a few months ago and we were in and out in 50 minutes.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6m54nq7IilsWW2wXEd4Vkg", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hkwn0aXJ0aUUqIA-gcp7rw", "text": "Their Zoolander roll is the BEST roll! Might be the \"cream cheese\" that gives it its unique taste. Sashimi here is also pretty good. Aside from that the other rolls at this place is decent, nothing \"great\" but nothing really bad either. I would recommend this place to anyone who wants some good quality sushi/sashimi in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ii-xyI3stuKwfzSfiHvI_A", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Iltl8gpA5UnWjKsDUFtgbQ", "text": "tiny place with attentive service and best of all, good food. we stopped in for a quick late afternoon bite and tried the pork belly soba and one of the rolls.  they were pretty good sized portions which left us pleasantly full. \n\neven at 5pm a steady stream of clientele stopped in. next time well try the prix fixe dinner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ImVfDOri1NG5UE5MEmqHJg", "date": "2012-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "piXY6pfzHSMjqINVotGQ6A", "text": "i'm pretty sure i walked by this place a half dozen  times in my adventures in berk, and unfortunately i was unable to experience the original version of this sushi joint.\n\nAnd last night i finally did visit this place. aesthetically it is definitely a step up i think, though the old place did have its charm. I came with a party of 20 and we were seated in the courtyard. The table was a little awkward as an L but they gave us nice heaters to keep us warm.\n\nThe service was super prompt and friendly and the sushi was delicious. Well, made, presented and of course tasted great. Price is a little bit much compared to the standard berkeley fare, but I would definitely come back.\n\nnote: awkward step between rooms inside", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t0T6400Fc7FO89kqLURBBQ", "date": "2011-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "StfwBrnkbhIAxl0ClHEwww", "text": "I was visiting my cousin at Berkeley who suggested Joshu-Ya Brasserie for dinner.  I read some of the Yelp reviews and was a little bit on the fence because of the mixed reviews.  To be honest, I expected this place to be one of those \"fast food\" sushi places that caters to the college crowd.  I was extremely surprised that this place definitely rivaled the sushi restaurants I go to in NY!\n\nThe fish quality was excellent and I couldn't believe how cheap it was!!  For example, the chutoro was $10 for two pieces not for just one...this is absolutely unheard of.  We ordered every fish off the specials menu and they all melted in my mouth.  The owner definitely takes pride in bringing in the best quality fish here.\n\nSome of the other dishes we ordered were:\n- Wagyu beef special: this was quite interesting since it was cooked as a French dish.  The beef was cooked perfectly with the right about of sear and the lentils that complemented the beef made this dish quite memorable.\n- Seared albacore tataki with fried onions: so tasty I wish I could bring this back to NY.\n- Sweet shrimp sashimi: came prepared with cucumber and an awesome sesame sauce.  Absolutely loved that they even fried the shrimp head which tastes exactly like a cracker.\n\nOther thoughts:\n- Didn't order but would have: Braised rabbit.  We were surprised to see this on the menu at a Japanese restaurant.  It was something we would have ordered but we wanted to focus more on sushi so didn't have room in our bellies.  :(\n- Uni/sea urchin: I noticed that this was on the menu but wasn't able to order since there was a back order for two weeks.  The owner Jason came over to explain this to us which I greatly appreciated.  \n- Servers were young, attentive, and friendly.  They checked in at the right times making us feel very welcome and well taken care of.  However, I could see that when things get busy it might be difficult to get this kind of TLC but this happens at every restaurant.\n\nWe had made a reservation in advance and were happy to be seated in the alcove near the sushi bar which was the best area of the house since it was quiet and more intimate.  If you want a quiet dining experience, try to get seated here.  If you have a large party, try to get seated outside (they have those fancy heaters to make sure you're warm and comfortable throughout your meal).\n\nI had a lovely time at Joshu-ya Brasserie and wish everyone could see how great this restaurant is.  I went there the same night as other diners who wrote that the fish was \"too red to be real\" or fish was \"too cold\"; I think some of these comments were off and a bit strange. The food portions are huge and the prices are incredible.  I understand that this place could be a little pricey for students, but for those who want to get top quality fish with quite interesting and innovative specials (like the Wagyu and rabbit), I wholeheartedly recommend this place.  Next time I make my way to Berkeley, I'll be sure to stop by Joshu-ya Brasserie.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7OQ10gyTOt8wfuHlGO4WeA", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u5fWGyDIZRk3YTsVLQwYqQ", "text": "At first I was a little hesitant because the restaurant had a slight fishy smell but that all quickly went away with my first order of sushi -- kanpachi.  It was shiny, fresh, buttery and delicious.  Everything I ordered after was fresh and delicious.  My only critique would be that the rolls have too much eel sauce on it.  I would come back in a heart beat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LlLDHOTuvvg30PJ0m_pm6w", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w_EJi5O8Sb9JSQIgKmNMtg", "text": "GREAT service, GREAT food, GREAT dining experience! Price was reasonable, too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mSenNOiYcbYDzs-9RSmNcQ", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wKPRgn0uvXbB5mpiYjBD6A", "text": "Loved it here, yummy sushi and great service :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "34dKagzK1FQnc5eqcsdWVg", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7_OPP4UHv3-XpXUIwqtZdA", "text": "Whoa! I was not exepcting such deliciousness for what I thought was going to be a 'just another lunch'.   Our group of 4 devoured the seared albacore tataki, jalape\u00f1o Hamachi Carpaccio, Brasserie Tacos, Pommes Frites, Tempura Mix, Beef entree and Chicken entree. We finished it off with the tempura ice cream and the desert de jour. \n\nThe tataki and the carpaciccio were the perfect appetizers. The seared albacore combined the right textures and flavors: the crunch was provided by shredded fried onions and the tangy sauce rounded off the sweetness and richness of the onions with the buttery albacore.  The hamachi carpaccio had just a bit of spice (it had one piece of paper-thin jalape\u00f1o) and the sauce did not overpower the delicate hamachi. \n\nDon't be fooled by the 'chicken and beef entree'.  They are definitely not as exciting as the other items on their menu, but their meat was perfectly cooked and had delicious veggies that went along with it, so if you have someone who doesn't like sushi or raw fish this won't disapoint. \n\nThe duck fat pommes frites are a must-have appetizer or side dish! They are crunchy on the outside and soft inside.  I didn't even dip them in the sauce because they were so flavorful already.  I've only had duck fat fries in another restaurant in the City and wasn't impressed.  Get these and report back, I'm always in search of delicious french fries :)  \n\nFor all you sushi purists out there, they have a wide selection of nigiri and classic rolls and even some intersesting signature roles that they feature.  I didn't have them, but if the food I had for lunch was an indication of the sushi, I'm in! \n\nThey have a full bar, so I'll definitely be back for dinner and go crazy!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "l9YHiyII-Ocdfv0pgHKoPw", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PYWIRrXE1Q5M7Iz9RCjLKQ", "text": "Wow... Good sushi, shitty service.. You'd think at 2:30 pm on a Sunday afternoon you wouldn't have to wait a long time for a roll, but despite the fact that there were only a few tables, after waiting over 10 minutes to order (or even get water), one roll took over 20 minutes to come out. Our server was moving slower than a turtle, we had to ask for napkins twice and ask for water refills... Shouldn't they just keep the water filled? Didn't get any plates for the sushi, so had to ask for that too, plus he completely forgot two of our rolls, even though we clearly ordered three rolls...  sushi is good, the service is not... don't go here if you're in any kind of hurry or you're super hungry", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OFE1LSM_-SBAIKAcDEdDUw", "date": "2012-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zGZRENb1PWJy7JIfgKeLzw", "text": "I know Japanese food, and this is not it. \nJust because you throw white linen on top of wobbly, old tables with obviously 2nd hand looking chairs, doesn't mean that you can start charging 1.5x the price of neighboring Japanese restaurants. This place is pretends to be 'relatively upscale' and it is kind of, considering the nearby sushi ko, but this place still is sub par quality. You can tell the interior was hastily thrown together. I don't mind dinky interior as long as the owners recognize it as a sort of 'hole in the place' and make up for it with food quality. I think the only reason that this place is surviving is because of its location. \nI am forgiving of higher prices if the food is good, but even if they were cheaper, I would never go back to this place. Rice in the rolls was way too sticky/overcooked, sashimi was of cheap quality and tasted like plastic. Cheap quality food, that is not cheap, is just wrong.\nI have been debating whether to give this place 1 star or 2 star, but settled on the one star because I know that I will never return to this place. I reserve 2 stars for places I would not return to voluntarily, but will go depending on circumstances, or if they are really cheap/convenient", "stars": 1, "user_id": "0LwN37IQHOPTSpVTmG1eKQ", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oSa_fUwGISWqo9ZzVCZYSQ", "text": "An interesting fusion of french, spanish, and japanese.  Well - not actually a fusion, but rather distinct items next to each other on the same menu.\n\nI ordered the best sounding plates for myself which included: pork belly tacos, fries fried in pork fat, a couple pieces of nigiri, and a couple sushi rolls.  Each was excellent, but I knew before I ordered that it would be a horrible combination.  Proving my instincts correct, my stomach was aching for the rest of the night from the abundance of fat and the clash of flavors.\n\nWhen I return, I will stick with one part of the menu.  And probably the nigiri, which was the best I've found so far in Berkeley.  Excellent for the price range. \n\nSince I love eating outside for some reason, I'll mention that they also have a nice outdoor seating area with heat lamps.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1-7kC-m6Y812725m5sZKPw", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tu2CXQv_Ch4dyNRmTOZIxw", "text": "Love the eclectic menu.  Never thought I'd remember this place for their tacos but their pulled pork tacos were tasty.  The sashimi was fresh, seared salmon sashimi if you're squeamish of raw fish.  \n\nTip: Run to C.R.E.A.M. (ice cream sandwich shop) around the corner for dessert, thank me later.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SW7wo7lbW9KbsoejXckvkg", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y3y-xbhfADW9-hh-uNQViQ", "text": "This is a little gem of sushi goodness sitting on the corner of Telegraph and Dwight. I must say it adds a little class to this gritty part of Berkeley. And for the life of me, I don't know why I never ventured here during my four years at Cal, but I was glad to make a little dinner detour here with the younger brother. \n\nFOOD\n- Paparazzi roll: yellowtail, tuna, salmon, and avocado\n- Shiro Maki roll: seared albacore, fried onions, ponzu, cucumber, and avocado \n\nWe both split two rolls, since we were snacking in the Durant Food Court a little earlier in the day. As lovers of sashimi with no fear of raw fish, both of these rolls were pleasing to our stomachs! The fish were fresh, sweet, and firm. I love salmon, so I was happy with the Paparrazi roll (and will admit I partly ordered it cos I was thinking of Lady Gaga). However the Shiro Maki roll really blew me away. It's a light roll, but the fried onions on top really made things stand out. \n\nSERVICE\nThe staff was so attentive! Our waitress was chatty, but didn't linger too long and was more than happy to recommend dishes and specials. I disagree with the earlier reviews that they were slow. It was a Friday evening and they were quick to seat us, give us dishes and water, and take our orders. And we even got a plate of edamame on the house! ;) \n\nATMOSPHERE\nChoose the outdoor patio if it's a nice day out in Berkeley. There's heated lamps in case the night turns chilly, but I always feel a certain charm in dining al fresco. Otherwise, the seating indoors still look inviting with its cushy booths and bay windows. It's the perfect place to catch up with a small group of friends or take a date. \n\nMy main sushi haunt in Berkeley was Manpuku (really more for the prices), but Joshuya is a tad classier and much closer to campus. Definitely coming here again when I'm in town.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "k4EheJHXUeD4uKX_wlyVtw", "text": "3.5 stars (but 4 because sometimes service is very good)\n\nI think this place is pretty overpriced if you are just coming here for sushi rolls, but the lunchtime deals are pretty good! I usually get a bento box because they give you lots of food for the price. The atmosphere is very nice so it's a good place for dates or group dinners. They have a wide selection of sushi rolls, and the presentation of the rolls is very nice and classy, but I still don't think I would pay that much for a roll if I could just go to CU Sushi or something.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ebzor_LxLddoBS1VNDc2SQ", "text": "Joshu-Ya has stepped up its game and cleaned up the kitsch. The restaurant now sports white walls and red trim, devoid of multicolored party lights and paper lanterns. It's too bad because I liked that fun-loving scene than this seemingly clean and sophisticated look. But now that the focus is off the restaurant walls, it's all on the menu. It is true that prices seem to have gone up, but so has the quality. At least enough so that they now serve omakase here at a $35 minimum. More evidence are the akimono and seared albacore tataki. The pork belly porridge and the pork belly soba both feature what I thought it would come sliced, but a shredded, cold, slowcooked pork. The soba was not served separate from the jalapeno ponzu sauce either, which I rather it was. It does not keep well, so eat it all up. The beef sukiyaki was rich and too salty. The broth reminded me of Better Than Bouillon. I did like the generous amount of veggie, tofu, and beef. The beef itself was incredibly soft and tender. There is only one sukiyaki (beef) and three udons (chicken). For those who still remember the sushi rolls of the past Joshu-Ya, the best are still on the menu (Zoolandar, Lucky Danny). The nigiri is more impressive now, so hit those instead. Check out the specials board above the sushi bar too. Service still terrible. Not only was it slow as ever, but a whole cast iron cauldron of soup almost slid onto us. Please put a napkin underneath it please.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lcw-v5xmzqQP_hWagmy0og", "text": "Their lunch specials are a really good deal and you get a lot of food. I have had the \"Joshya special\", soba combo, and udon combo. The soba and udon was rather medicore but the sushi was delicious. For the soba combo, you get to choose between cold or hot soba; next time I'll definitely try the cold because the hot soba was basically served in a not-so-flavorful broth with some carrots and broccoli. Kinda bland.. but the handrolls that came with it was really delicious. I've only been to a few sushi places in Berkeley, but so far Joshu-ya is probably my favorite :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cJ7v1pTqLVDp3uC-YGE4Ug", "date": "2012-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SP2RgC2RiLtu_BFyXv9IBA", "text": "Even after the name change and the interior redesign, still the only place in Berkeley to get a decent cut of fish, albeit even more pricey now.\n\nI would say their strong fish is the albacore and salmon, and the weaker one is tuna and white tuna.  Their cooked foods are decent, but any sort of teriyaki or grilled food should never be a concern at well established Japanese restaurants.  I've never cared much for rolls, so I usually settle with nigiri or the chirashi.  From what I've tasted and seen, the rolls probably give you a better bang for your buck that does sashimi, nigiri.\n\nThe service is mediocre; they usually hire students to work here, so tip generously!  If you have access to a car, I would recommend:  Coach Sushi in Oakland, Geta Sushi in Oakland, or Sushi House in Alameda all three of which have better value and higher quality.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cK4RGRX9ARL_Y_yCqNtH4w", "text": "as a native of manhattan, i've been spoiled by some of the best sushi restaurants in the country.  and up until i found joshuya brasserie there has been a mega void in the eastbay/sf sushi scene.  \n\ni ate at joshuya last week and was extremely IMPRESSED by the food.  sushi was some of the freshest i've had and was tastefully and artistically presented.  i also had a chance to meet the new chef/owner who came and conversed with us during dinner.  very energetic, friendly and down-to-earth. \n\nif you are looking for a special and different kind of sushi experience, you do not want to miss joshuya.  the omakase at $35 is a must -- seriously, the best deal i've had all year (similar omakases i've had have ranged from 75 to 125).  i can't imagine they make much of any profit on this....  also try the salmon salad and the pork belly soba.  you'll be in for a serious treat!!\n\njoshuya will definitely be a must-visit every time i pass through the bay area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7kUWcH98yyDeq5s43MWvSg", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 16, "useful": 22, "funny": 12}, "review_id": "6xHybi_A7k4qyIoyjKF0JQ", "text": "I'd been searching - for years - to find a sushi spot that could claim the title of \"My Favorite,\" and as I write this review I can finally, happily close the case. Joshu-Ya Brasserie is so It. \n\nWhat stands out most about Joshu-Ya is the way they've balanced the traditional art of sushi with an avant garde, urban spin on things. I was lucky enough to meet chef/ owner Jason Kwon, who described his inspiration for each dish in a refreshingly bold New York fashion (he's a NY native, which has no doubt heightened his culinary creativity). As we cooed over his newly-added 'Brasserie Tacos', he admitted he was up all night perfecting the recipe, until finally settling on the pork belly, avocado, radish, jalepeno and cilantro pesto combo. One man's lost sleep is another's gastronomic gain. Lucky us.\n\nWe were blessed with an onslaught of wow-factor treats, from the orgasmically creamy Uni hand rolls, to the buttery-smokey torched salmon sashimi with truffle cream, and tender tuna belly with blue cheese and toasted garlic. Definitely not your grandma's sushi restaurant - Joshu-Ya is shaking things up, and our jaws were consistently dropping...between bites. \n\nWe were ready to slip into a blissful food coma when the prospect of dessert came up: Yuzu Cheescake and Black Sesame Creme Brulee were the specials du jour, and being the polite gluttons that we are, we gracefully obliged and had one of each. The Yuzu Cheesecake was a revelation - ultra dense, with a carmelized crust, and the perfect infusion of citrus. The greenish-hued Black Sesame Creme Brulee was another marvel that we filed away in our \"never been done before\" book: silky, nutty, and exotically decadent.\n\nThe whole evening was an adventurous diner's dream. The crowd is your typical sampling of Berkeley's diverse demographic: students, professors, double-dates, birthday parties, young and rowdy, elderly and subdued...whatever you are, you'll fit in just fine. Especially if 'foodie' is your main distinction. \n\nThere's a cozy outdoor patio area, private dining room for Chef's Tasting diners, sushi bar, and a large dining room for the inevitable overflow. Reservations seem like a good idea, and the Chef's Tasting is the perfect way to get acquainted if you're a first timer. \n\nOverheard: \"Why do they call it a Brasserie? Isn't that like...Spanish?\" I must admit, I was wondering the same thing, minus the linguistic error, and gathered that the casual vibe of Joshu-Ya, plus the fun, creative, seasonal menu make it more a Brasserie than an Izakaya. Plus, they've got the friendliest sushi chefs you'll ever meet. None of that stone-cold samurai treatment. \n\nNext time I need to impress some jaded food-snob friend (or myself), I'm heading straight to Joshu-Ya for their latest and greatest edible inventions. You should too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4Y81J2Tdq5XAnkeYmCZ2ow", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2fgxRIV5yAPe5lPo0uICAg", "text": "I've been going to Joshu-Ya for years (long before they became a brasserie). I always order their cinderella roll, which is a vegetable tempura roll topped with avocado slices and wakame. This is the perfect lunch dish and I crave it all the time. I also love getting edamame and/or sweet potato tempura fries. This place has gotten so much classier over the years. The latest incarnation of Joshu-Ya really is exceptional. Their menu has improved greatly. The decor and also the plating of their dishes are both elegant.  Lately I've been venturing out and going there for breakfast, which is also a treat. My favorite thing about Joshu-Ya is their consistency. I've never been let down by one of my meals there. I hope they stay in Berkeley for many years!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FxoGMfDIj4Z0H8Sl6CNiDg", "date": "2012-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fOZ7xnpVIMmH33Q_sAOObw", "text": "Hands-down best quality sushi in Berkeley (hey, it's actually worth the money you'll be spending!). Innovative and unique non-sushi items as well, along with good and courteous service and generous portions.\n\nStandout Items: (1) kimchi kobe beef sliders (house-made spicy sweet kimchi that contrasts with the rich fattiness of the kobe beef, further set against a tangy cream sauce AND home-made soft brioche rolls. These small sliders pack so much flavor in each bite they could be stand-alone entrees. (2) Chirashi: EXCELLENT and thick cuts of fish. No stringiness, no excessive fattiness, no half-assed cuts of fish (which is a HUGE problem with most sushi places). They do not skimp on the quality of the fish. (3) Pork belly soba: unusual and absolutely delicious combination of crispy pork belly and cold soba noodles in a salty and slightly sour broth. The cold soup and spicy-bitter bite of radish chunks balances the inherent fat of the pork belly, while the soba noodles give the dish body and fill. (4) Sashimi salad: Fresh fish and delicious greens blanketed with a tangy vinaigrette. Surprisingly delicious and filing for such a simple salad.\n\nI've tried at least 5 other sushi restaurants in Berkeley (multiple times too!). Joshuya's is a tad bit more expensive and bourgeois than average, but definitely worth it. GO GO GO!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RjtEhiNbGxnJKktg_wo4wQ", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t9v1gcH2Quj9PpXjerDLQw", "text": "Favorite sushi place in Berkeley hands down!  Fresh sashimi. Creative fusion dishes like the kobe-kimchee sliders and sweet potato tempura fries. Haven't been able to try all the rolls yet, but the Lion King is my fav so far.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jiay8REaTx5KuDAvrg0tuQ", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TPk17hqTfuFEvgNAkhnmFw", "text": "Lunch deals may be a little pricier than places two blocks from campus, but the quality of food at Joshyu-Ya's is worth it. Even the California roll tasted authentic, not like those cheap versions you find at Costco or Tako Sushi (sorry Tako, I still love your Dragon Roll). My friend and I shared the pork belly tacos and the five item bento, which includes two gyoza, tempura, four California rolls, a small salad, and teriyaki chicken over rice. The pork belly tacos were so well-done. Every bite was soft and full of flavor (meaty goodness!). The mini tacos were embellished with jalopenos, roasted red peppers, and leafy greens, all combined with the pork belly and all on top of a small tortilla. Though $8 for 3 mini tacos was a little expensive, I definitely thought it was worth every bite.\n\nThe five item bento had some good pieces as well, such as the fried gyoza and the delicious California rolls. Honestly, I have never had a better California roll. It must have been the toasted seaweed that made it taste amazing.\n\nI did dock off a star because the last time I came here, my friend and I ordered the beef sukiyaki and agreed it was a bit bland and watery. The beef was all right, but the overall dish was just not remarkable.\n\nOverall, you can find quality meals here, so I suggest taking your family or significant other here for some hearty, good food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r9-HdNseh-ixxpBf5n9EIw", "date": "2012-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9Y094XQewAxsBbua9yqgmQ", "text": "Decided to finally review this place after coming here close to 10 times already ...\n\n[General]\n- Have eaten better sushi and had better service\n- I still come back because there is nothing better around in Berkeley!! :( .. and it's closet to my apartment...\n- pretty pricey for rolls ~$10+ ~ $14\n\n[ATMOSPHERE]\n- Recently remodeled on the outside and looks pretty nice (indoor and outdoor eating area), but apparently they only give you the small bowl of miso soup and cheapened out by removing small salad that used to be offered as well\n\n[FOOD]\nWhat I've ordered ... \n- Lion King:  Default order.  Baked with salmon and this delicious sauce on top.  However, my experience with this was totally ruined when I was served a barely lukewarm roll ... The part I loved about this was the warm fresh baked feeling from biting into a piece.. Did I forget to mention this was at around mid-afternoon when there were barely two other tables seated for 1 waiter?  \n\n- Orchid:  Another baked roll, really good, but prettyyy pricey for a college student ... about 14 bucks for this\n\n- Spicy Tuna:  A nice spice in this roll, but I've had fresher tuna ...\n\n\n- Fried Green Tea Ice Cream:  Pretty decent ice cream... the batter around the ice cream has a subtle lemon zest to it... it's topped with some whipped cream and chocolate\n\n- Bento lunches:  My parents always order these, they given a pretty generous amount for a reasonable price\n\n[SERVICE]\n- not very good at all ...\n- the only time they can be found is seating you, and delivering your food late\n- never really met a friendly/welcoming waiter/waitress in all my times here -- except when my friend worked here, but that's biased.\n\n[OVERALL]\n- decent sushi, but overpriced.\n- I still come back because nothing else better or closer", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ztwLzBdCileJCnA5ThX2ag", "date": "2011-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BuIYZTgDpB-bNmDGMyvG_Q", "text": "They just remodeled the whole restaurant, so it looks modern and very stylish now!\n\nFood wise it's an absolute heaven! We just asked the chef to make us whatever he wants and all the food that was coming to our table was absolutely amazing.\n\nThe restaurant is pretty large, but it still feels very cozy and comfortable. They have a very nice looking outdoor section with heaters, I can't wait to go back there during summer and seat outside!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4Dp4k3MMcxg9rPtJ8iU9Ag", "date": "2011-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "T-N5N1SOD4GtG_XnrDeKjA", "text": "I have a bit of a trouble rating this place because if I compare this sushi restaurant to my experiences in SF, it definitely doesn't compare at all. \nBut if I compare this place to other sushi places in Berkeley, it definitely has a bit more class and concentrates less on creating fast, convenient and \"to-go\" service.\n\nI came here with a friend and it looked really cute on the outside! We ordered 2 rolls, and tried this fish type of appetizer. It was decent, but the tuna on our rolls looked way too red for it to be normal, causing us to believe that maybe they're injecting red dye into the fish!?!? It was too bright red for it to be normal ... \n\nIt's a nice atmosphere and the servers are probably all college students so you can't really expect them compliment your meal because they dont' know much about the menu or the type of fish they're serving. They're really just there to take your order, heh. \n\noverall, it was decent.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "U0Be1j5f0On9DrV3TPmZZQ", "date": "2012-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9f9Xlv1blyWUoxcm6nLVcA", "text": "I came here for the second time a month ago for a family dinner. (The first time was when I was a freshman at Cal, too many years ago.) I didn'tremember much about the restaurant from my first visit, but I thought that was a good sign (if it were really bad, I would probably remember even after all these years.)  \nSushi/Japanese tends to be our go-to cuisine when my family goes out to eat, which is why my brother made a reservation here. We were seated promptly at our reservation time and ordered 4 dishes: paparazzi roll, tempura soba, sushi combination, and beef sukiyaki. \nI remember our food being brought out promptly and I was pleasantly surprised by the overall quality. I thought the presentation was \"clean\" (I love the look of colorful food on large white plates). The fish on the sushi combo and the paparazzi roll tasted fresh, and I found the fatty salmon to be a nice touch. I also enjoyed the tempura that came with the soba--very crunchy and not oily-tasting. I was not a huge fan of the sukiyaki though. I generally love everything sweet, but the broth was a bit too sweet, almost syrupy, for my taste. \nService was friendly and accommodating without being too disturbing. I could see it being a hit or miss here though. Maybe it's because we were seated in a corner, but sometimes it took a while to get our server's attention. Not an issue when we were there, family reunions are becoming more and more far in between, and I don't think any of us were in a huge rush or anything. \n\nNote: I think this place has become more \"fusion\" since the last time I visited. There are more non-sushi items on the menu (they have some kobe beef entree and no udon? a little strange for what I thought was a sushi restaurant, but I guess they're going for something different now.) Also, this is the first sushi establishment where I have been served by a non-Asian person. Not making any judgment calls on that, just an observation :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3gWdk2I7cVJHLuP1c0pT3Q", "date": "2012-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AY50aE8GKjUN-duqzw5w9w", "text": "Pretty good stuff.  Get the seared salmon nigiri thing for sure!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zpOw-_vLl_v6omYHGhZhGQ", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "huL330IH095e0OKTMfr70w", "text": "You have to be kidding me.\n\nFirst, if I found out that every one of the wait staff had never worked in a restaurant before, or that this was all their first job ever, I wouldn't be at all surprised. They have no idea how to deal with customers and present themselves. they had loud discussions about shifts and tables right in front of us, took our order without asking for any further directions and generally behaved in a clumsy and awkward fashion. \n\nWe ordered the omakase and everything they brought us was covered with sauces- like soaking. I have never seen anything like this before. The last thing they gave us was some nigiri which wasn't too bad, but wasn't fantastic either..\n\nI thought this place was going to be great. In reality, it was a mess.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ej93vnmWBz_mSwsyUYiJHA", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IRKqbL8aYoDe7qVA_UIsvg", "text": "the food here is gooooood.\nI came with two friends and we ended up getting the lion king, spider roll, and beef sukiyaki. The lion king was a bit heavy for me, but I loved the spider roll and beef sukiyaki. The sukiyaki came with so much food. There were tons of beef, tofu, carrots, cabbage, rice noodles and onions, and the broth had a hint of sweetness. \n\nSince we were sitting at the bar (there were no tables available) we got to watch the chef make the rolls and they moved at lighting speed! I was actually pretty disappointed when they said they only had seats at the bar open but it turned out to be pretty entertaining. While there, we saw the chefs make this gorgeous roll garnished with kelp on the top and eventually found out it was called the Cinderella. it looked so good, and I'm definitely getting that when I come back.\n\nAs for service, we ordered really fast and the food came really fast. but we were done for a good 15 - 20 minutes until our check came. \n\nAll in all, it was a good experience and I'll be back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "slOfhNSoKqYkuHse3hFZqQ", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kXKbq2rKxV4GXb7hMpoYag", "text": "Thank God it's still here! The new patio is nice. The sushi is even better. The fish was fresh, and there was more of it. The rest of the menu is a bit confused...but who cares! Lucky Danny is a must.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DJH_tvMzI8lxHQGB7tNyFQ", "date": "2011-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oFLOlhTnSnbU5wEfqkEVQA", "text": "The Joshu-Ya of past is much different then the 'Joshu-Ya now with a Brasserie' of present. Years ago this was the spot for college students to get cheap sushi, but once sushi house opened I imagine most the kids go to asian ghetto for the cheaper sushi fix. I just so happened to take a date here a couple months ago and as it turns out the decision was brilliant *pats own back*.\n\nThe menu has been completely revamped and there is a modern flair to the traditional fair you get at sushi bars or restaurants. The food is refreshing and innovative. \n\nItems ordered:\nKobe Kimchee Sliders (caramelized kimchee-bacon, ny cheddar, homemade brioche, 3 pcs)- These were divine. So juicy and incredibly flavorful. I never had caramelized kimchee and I must say completely brilliant. Highly recommended.\n\nSpicy Crunch roll- Was good for a roll. In retrospect I would stick to the entrees as they sound way more interesting. Rolls can only be so good.\n\nBeef Sukiyaki (angus beef, mushrooms, tofu, vegetables, sweet potato noodles, fish cakes, sweet dashi, rice)- All the ingredients above were swimming in a flavorful broth. Very enjoyable.\n\nI plan to make a return visit to try all the other dishes I missed out on. The sharing tapas stand out to me. The Ambiance is serene and romantic especially at night when there is outdoor seating and lights strung up. Service is accommodating and attentive.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g8TkB9kLwc5JUdLcAU1Tfw", "date": "2012-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pcu-JaBUGHU7bZWLbj8mAw", "text": "I don't know what's with the change of names to Joshu-Ya Brasserie, but I can't detect much of a change - which is good news, since I love their rolls! If I had to point out a down side though, is that non-susi/roll dishes weren't that good. But if I was craving rolls, I'd definitely go to Joshu-Ya. It's just unfortunate it's in a location that I feel unsafe going to in the afternoon without a car.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tKVhI7OG6Y7sW4HpoOiQrA", "text": "This is by far one of my favorite Japanese restaurants in Berkeley. The only reason they didn't get a full 5 is because I honestly miss Joshu-ya's before the added Brasserie. They used to have a ginormous specialty sushi roll list and now it's down to like 10....very disappointing. I also feel like it's not AS good as before but it's still good. I still go here whenever I'm in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SwP-wrWkPGynwEuad_BAGA", "date": "2012-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2QrfyF-hnOTXa2kezo1Fbw", "text": "My go-to sushi place when we're not sure what to eat for dinner. The menu changed a bit (I guess so did the name) but some of the favorites (Agadashi tofu) are off the menu. I think if you ask, they'll still make it. The place is leaning toward more Japanese hot foods than sushi/sashimi basics. But their sushi is seriously amazing, great portions and really fresh ingredients. Also the sashimi plate is great! A bit pricey to eat on a regular basis, but still love this place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dslGA3oaxiZ1-DT_A-LJuw", "text": "I was really disappointed in this place. The food was overpriced, the place was cramped, and the service was slow. How does it take 20 minutes to pick up a roll of sushi from the counter..The sushi kind of just tasted like any other sushi place to be honest. I much rather go wait in line at Kirala than come here again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9Bn-3UlZCl1d5agYmwsoyg", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gB_IYrLtq5kwn2nOscN4Lg", "text": "Some gal pals and I were walking around Berkeley and randomly stopped into this place for happy hour. The menu prices and selections were great, but the service was meh.We ordered every roll and appetizer on the happy hour menu as well as several of the drinks.The food was yummy and the drinks were strong, which made this a successful happy hour!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AjinOqTsVOtm72fO88D1Ww", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KhalZbXajd-ya7kji0ginw", "text": "One of the best sushi in town. I have been here a few times for friends birthdays and dinner get together. \n\nI have ordered a few of their rolls and they have been really good. The place is really well decorate. I recommend this place for any situation whether it is just a casual lunch, dinner with friends, or for date. It is a really lovely place. The place is quite small, so you may run into problem getting seats. It has never been a problem for me, but it does gets full.\n\nThe service is great. The staffs give you a lot of attention. Their rolls are really good. If you enjoy non traditional japanese food, you will love this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z_9jGnC_ULCTPvgAR36TVg", "date": "2011-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MJYWm6CF0LqI7rmNKI3GQQ", "text": "Just had lunch here and the server was awful. As someone that has worked as a server for a few years I understand that it is hard work, but this was ridiculous. All of the neighboring tables were also having some issues such as \n- drinks not being served after multiple requests\n- he spilled soy sauce on a woman's purse (a COACH purse at that!) He then proceeded to scrub the hell out of the material with a wet wash cloth from the kitchen\n- he forgot to bring us plates for sushi\n- we asked multiple times for water, additional napkins\n- we were never checked on\n- he forgot half of our order and when we asked about it he said he didn't write it down and are we sure that we ordered those items. WTF\n\nI'm usually pretty forgiving for service issues, but the server moved in such a lackadaisical manner that I'm also appalled that the manager has not addressed these issues and he is allowed to even carry himself in such a sleepy/uncaring manner when at work. \n\nThe food despite the service was good, but this was normally my go to sushi place... I don't feel like I would return after this experience.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3OxQbxDRyhJdNBFbsWaz9Q", "date": "2012-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oV_4xz3guOPBD4HKmpYqGA", "text": "I was completely impressed by the new and improved Joshu-Ya. \n\nThe lunch bento box is a great deal for about eight bucks. The lunch special is also a great deal. Its a great place to take out of towners for a nice lunch or dinner. The best Japanese restaurant on southside and its not even close.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ug9pyTawRlkdWzTMfdVg0A", "text": "After possibly changing owners, my coworker was recommended to try Joshu-ya Brasserie.  Since it was a nice day, we decided to take the walk up here on Tuesday.\n\nLocated blocks from UCB's campus and right off Telegraph lies Joshu-Ya.  Though it won't break your wallet, Joshu-ya is a bit pricier than most restaurants in the area.  There's indoor seating as well as outdoor seating which has a tiny waterfall setup.\n\nFOOD:\nFirst off, I would like to state that their presentation is lovely.  My fries and chicken were served in small baskets, the type you would deep fry something in.  My soba was well presented.\n\n*Pommes Frites ($4) - Delicious! Thin cut fries are fried in duck fat which gave it a little extra flavoring.  The fries were extremely crispy and served with an aioli sauce that had a small kick to it.\n\n*Chicken Karaage ($6.50) - Good and tender!  The chicken had a nice panko exterior while the chicken itself remained moist.  Definitely make use of the accompanied aioli and A1 like sauce.\n\n*Jalapeno Pork Belly Soba ($9) - Although the noodles were good, the pork belly was a letdown.  I decided to order the pork belly soba because a lot of Yelpers recommended it.  The buckwheat noodles were delicious and had a nice sweetness from the ponzu sauce.  Unfortunately, the pork belly lost its appeal when it was served shredded.  It lost the tenderness I'm use to and tasted more like stringy pulled pork.\n\nMy coworker ordered the sashimi and thought it was delicious, fresh, and flavorful.\n\nSERVICE:\nOur waiter was nice, pleasant, and made sure everything was to our liking.\n\nThere was so many things on the menu we wanted to try so no doubt, we'll be back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YOChRzTztTL_KooP9wEtSQ", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WyIr6nImqKJD3rP6YOwMVw", "text": "The food was decent. I got the Marilyn Monroe and my boyfriend got the Lion King. We also had an order of the pommes frites which were fries fried in duck fat. It sounds pretty gross but honestly they were really good!\nThe Marilyn Monroe had an array of raw fish but it was too spicy for me. I felt like they overstuffed the sushi with spicy tuna.\nIt was also kind of crowded. The tables were so close together that there was barely any elbow space and you can hear everyone's conversations next to you.\nThe best part of the night was the fact that the waitress forgot to put in my boyfriend's lion king and she gave us edamame and green tea ice cream on the house!! \nThe lion king was good just pretty typical lion king, can't really go wrong with it :)\noh and they give free miso soup!! which is a bonus because miso soup is the best!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N78v3TlH3v3Ze9HVpeMi7Q", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "X-jIQI70X1BkhTfEH6FBAg", "text": "Oh wow. We stumbled across this place after doing a sake tasting and wanted some Japanese food. We were pleasantly surprised by the outside as it looked cute and welcoming. We had gone expecting to get some rolls but decided to order from the seasonal menu due to the waitresses suggestion. \n\nI decided on getting the:\n\nBLACK MUSSELS CON CHORIZO - LOVED IT. I wish i had asked for my bread to dip into the sauce. \n\nPOMMES  FRITES- Fried in duck fat. Kinda gross to think about.. but SO WORTH IT. I loved the flavor.\n\nMy boyfriend was boring and ordered some of the Nigiri. He had some fatty tuna belly and something else. He said it was good, but it didn't stand out like the plates that I ordered. \n\nI def recommend coming here and ordering off of their seasonal menu!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UFfTLUQOx5hi6PHZXdqpnA", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JKHM-NCtrJAPTTTgZ-oCzQ", "text": "I'm downgrading this restaurant from 4 to 3 stars.  I went back for the first time in a few months and found that its patio had been nicely redone.  However, the price of that remodel was well reflected in the 30-40% hike in the lunch menu prices.   I also noticed that the lunch specials no longer include a salad and that the sushi portions are smaller than they used to be.  The service is still extremely slow and the waitress ran somebody else's total on my credit card (instead of crediting the amount back and reprocessing the transaction, she left it and gave me change on the difference).  Anyway, I don't know if the place is under the same management, but it's not as good and it's likely that I will not be back any time soon.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0VH3Yp-5oPkSpZHgEBgOmA", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nr0vgrMRCgBJNchPxL_oQQ", "text": "Joshuya's is my FAVORITE sushi place in Berkeley! Yes, it is a bit pricier than the average college student meal, but if you ask me, it's totally worth it. Their fish is really fresh and I like the ambience (especially their outdoor seating). My favorites here are the spicy Audrey Hepburn, dragon roll, and the deep fried roll with crab (I forget what it's called). I even like their Marilyn Monroe, though I usually dislike tuna in my sushi. Their tempura green tea icecream is amazing!\n\nHowever, their service sucks. It takes forever to order and receive your food, so don't go here when you're starving. Also, it gets really crowded here most of the time, so don't forget to reserve a table, especially if you're going here for dinner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JrMzwjmjzYfynpgO4UTswQ", "text": "This was the first place I've been to when I got into Berkeley. Compared to C U Sushi and Tako Sushi, this is EXPENSIVE to a college student. It's a cute little house with patio seating. They do offer more variety in sushi and rolls and not bad quality either, just your typical traditional Japanese restaurant menu. This was before they revamp the place, changed the menu.\n\nFour years later, I came back here again. I had this feeling of this place has turned into Japanese fusion. Not a bad thing, just that I don't truly enjoy the fusion in sushi rolls. I always felt like it's a way to cover up the lack of quality in sashimi grade fish. So I didn't really try their rolls at all.\n\nAnyway, I really enjoy their jalapeno pork belly soba. I'm not a big fan of soba just because of this weird aftertaste from the noodles, but I'm a big fan of pork belly. There's so much flavor in pork belly, and luckily that covered the weird soba taste I disliked. The noodles are not drenched in sauce, so it's not overly soggy or anything. It's kinda hard to make soba soggy anyway. It's a simple, lightly flavored dish, very filling. \n\nI think I liked this place after it has changed its menu. The fusion does work after all! Well, just on the entrees side. I'll decide if I want to give into the rolls. \n\nLastly, if you're a beer drinker, do get this one beer called Echigo Red Ale. I haven't seen it in stores like at Bevmo or other places. This beer is so light and aromatic, it's a must try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2012-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "k86jI3Qtq5-GcOuI371YlQ", "text": "I had high hopes for this placed as I walked in to see the most perfect patio. The menu also looked pretty interesting from seeing it on Yelp. Whenever the place looks nice, I ask please please please, let the food be good too! \n\nUnfortunately that wasn't the case.\n\nFirst, they were waaay understaffed. They had one waitress for the whole patio, and I could see other people getting frustrated too. It really wasn't her fault, but I was pissed when we waited 20 minutes for our food and she tells us they ran out of the Kobe Beef Sliders my boyfriend ordered  as she put down my Chirashi. Really? You couldn't say this BEFORE I got my food? It is my personal peeve when food comes out at vastly different times, but now I had my food and my BF had to wait a whole 'nother round of ordering until he got his pork tacos. More on that later.\n\nSo now I'm sitting there with my Chirashi, which I can't really leave sitting since we are sitting outside on a hot day. As I awkwardly start eating by myself, I bite into the salmon - and it's FROZEN. WTF? Jesus christ, never have I had frozen sushi even at the worst of sushi joints I've been too. The texture was like eating a Sashimi slushy. \n\nAnother 20 minutes pass, and everyone around us who came in later than us is finished with their food and they are waiting for their checks, while my boyfriend's tacos still hasn't come. We are trying to get somewhere on time so we tell the waitress to forget about it. Oh, did I mention our water glasses never got filled once on this hot summer day, until we asked her for the check? She stammers to say she will check on the tacos, and they come in the nick of time. My boyfriend has a bite...and they are too fatty to be any good. We just leave them there, $10 wasted.\n\nI still feel like I could give this place another chance...Many people seem to love this place. I think everything that could have gone wrong for them went wrong this day. Their nigiri looks pretty decent from pictures so I will have to try that sometime.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Wez_YoTdzSxsBWPvx-leaA", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tc5flTmBUh1JSDiUCn0Psw", "text": "I am giving this a 1-star review, not because I don't like the food at Joshu-ya's, but because I've been a dedicated weekly or at least monthly visitor for the PAST 6 YEARS!!!!! I am very upset with a lot of the recent changes in menu and of course PRICES! I used to love knowing about an inexpensive hidden sushi gem that gave lots of freebies to students and customers...free miso, free salad, free tea, and all I had to order was my awesome roll, maybe an appetizer or dessert to make the perfect reasonably priced meal!\n\nNow I don't know what to say, they are trying to cater to a whole different crowd, taken away the perks, and really lost one loyal customer. I hope they read this, struggle with this new concept menu, and go back to the old Joshuya's!!! All they EVER needed to do was improve the at times painfully slow service, and clean up a bit! Not a fan of the complete overhaul. :(", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Apwnp_9YMfEnAiSG2kAFsw", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "X2BJBbmyMW4t9G57Te5hlw", "text": "Sushi restaurants are always about the quality and the preparation of the fish. With that being said this place deserves 5 stars for that alone. \n\nThe quality of the fish exceeds the price you pay for, a great deal.\n\nThe service is always great, every time I come here the waiters are super nice and helpful. \n\nAnyone in Berkeley area wanting great sushi should definitely check this place out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sR8Z2WcpPW9gwQPa4l2kkQ", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "l6WKqQZGepXDZMkg46f5Yw", "text": "DINNER DATE: 1.2. 2012 @ 6:30 PM\n\nI rang in the  New Year not with Jingle Bells but with a JINGLE BELLY. \n\nYikes!  Time to detox from those rich holiday turkeys, tamales, cookies and pies. \n\nSushi was the perfect choice to start a healthy New Me (and Mr. P). Sushi is raw, unprocessed, full of protein and good fat. Minus the rice, it is the perfect food. \n\nAnd thanks to Joshu-Ya, our first sushi meal of 2012 was very satisfying. The sushi was of good quality, super-fresh and very pleasing to the palate.\n\nDECOR/AMBIANCE:\nJoshu-Ya is cute. There is fenced-in,  front attractive patio with heat lamps for al fresco dining. The string of holiday lights added magic to the place. The sushi bar area is more conducive to fun dining since it looked out into the front yard. \n\nThe other dining room was too cramped with low ceilings.  I would ask to dine at the sushi bar area next time. \n\nSERVICE:\nThere was only one server but she was efficient. The food came  well-spaced out. The sushi chefs were friendly and welcoming.\n\nSUSHI DINNER:\nWe had quite a feast and had the following:\n\nMANGO SAKETINI $5: It was refreshing and could have been made with real fruit juice but it was not well-chilled and not strong.   http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw?select=zGVjKRiNnPaqsxtYPhg1YA\n\nGYOZA $4: Not necessarily healthy but Mr. P loves this little fried dumplings. I almost always ignore these at other restaurants because a lot of times they are greasy and sometimes rubbery. Not these little morsels of joy--hot, deep-fried but not a trace of grease. Very good! http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw?select=MPjo7r2jPsWzZ7iZA9IQOw\n\nANKIMO (MONK FISH LIVER) $9: 3 round disks of yummy firm monkfish liver  with roe on top without the slightest hint of unpleasant fishy taste. Very good! http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw?select=X4ytShKfW2YPG6yR3CNkFw\n\nSASHIMI APPETIZER $13: One of the freshest sashimi I have had in a while. 2 hefty slices each of tuna, fatty tuna and salmon. Pure joy!!! http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw?select=hwXJSGK6SGNcULo72z42bQ\n\nCHIRASHI $16.50: Just like the sashimi appetizer, this bowl of delight provided super-fresh and firm fish slices of salmon, scallops, tuna, seaweed, etc over rice. I have learned during my sushi eating life that the true test of the freshness of the fish at a sushi restaurant is the mackerel. The mackerel at Joshu-Ya passed the freshness taste test with flying colors. And speaking of colors, the colors of the fish were healthy and rich--and indication of the freshness of the fish. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw?select=6-1czLeP_ggOEIUvGAEaBA\n\nAMSTERDAM ROLL & HAWAII ROLL: I am a sushi purist and do not care much for rolls. My man ordered these and enjoyed them. They were huge rolls and according to him were also fresh and good. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw?select=TdqWD28bnonb_nZYunutKA\n\nCHECK: $93 including tip, soda and Mango Saketini \n\nVERDICT:\nJoshu-Ya was a nice treat and a delightful surprise in Berkeley.  The consistent theme of their sushi was \"super-fresh, generous and delicious.\" The presentations of the food were colorful and very pleasing to the eyes.\n\nHowever, as good and super-fresh Joshu-Ya's sushi was, they were not \"melt in your mouth.\"  The best sushi I have had in the past were full of flavors and of excellent quality  fish that I had to close my eyes as they were \"melting\" in my mouth. I did not experience this at Joshu-Ya. \n\nJoshu-Ya's sushi is still a cut above the rest and worthy of 4.5 Stars.\n\nThank you, Joshu-Ya, for providing us with a very delighful first date night of 2012. Hopefully our dinners for the rest of the year are as delicious as what you have provided us!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AboDsr79uxgp4XxAJYcwDA", "date": "2012-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JFGftsL1bei1VZLtAbDf_Q", "text": "One of my favorite restaurants in Berkeley. I've been going to Joshu-ya for years now... I used to go a LOT back when I was in college with my best friends (like a LOT, twice a week at least! & then for countless friend's birthdays & other occasions - anytime we met up it was at Joshu-ya haha), especially because we lived right down the street, literally. My housemate worked there for a long time & we knew the owners (very kind & wonderful people) , so i have a lot of fond memories of home there & it has a really special place in my heart :)\n\nI always used to get the Lucky Danny roll (salmon, spicy crab, tempura, avocado) or the Cinderella roll (really yummy veggie roll with wakame on top). Also, my big sister treated me to the green tea tempura ice cream for my first time on my bday one year (2007 I think?) and it has been one of my favorite desserts ever since (although I miss the lemon cake batter they used to use, it was my favorite - now it's a more traditional pound cake batter but it's still yummy :)\n\nSince that time, it has changed a lot but everything I loved about it is still pretty much the same, and they've added a lot of new items to their menu - my friend & I tried the pork belly tacos appetizer a few days ago & loved them (soo tasty!), although they were a little bit too oily. I would go back just to get them again. For my entree I ordered the salmon porridge, which I actually really loved - the porridge was really yummy & comforting (although a bit sweet for my taste), & the salmon was delicious, perfectly cooked & flavorful. I just wished it had come with more veggies (came with a few pieces of broccoli). \n\nI really want to get the pommes frites next time, ooh & also I want to try the chirashi, I heard it's really good!\n\nOh Joshu-ya, I love you :) so reliably delicious & satisfying always!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9Al6w3NxTk1NkmiLNOCC1g", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "S_wyehvRVKckx4SbsvWrXA", "text": "Very good and mostly traditional nigiri, sashimi, and maki rolls. Everything tasted delicious. There is an outside patio which on warm nights must be fantastic. The inside is very small and the bathroom is ridiculously small to the point you can hardly fit into the door to use it (only negative thing about the place). \n\nOur server was friendly and didn't mind that we stayed for hours. We left very very happy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ciqk6VFl3Qn0t_r1mOcGHQ", "date": "2012-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "F8JCPKWkCC-dqQv8zy6kXw", "text": "Some like it raw..\nfresh, \n\nand pink.  \n\nI know I've certainly found all of the above here.\n\nStarting with a mouth watering mango saketini to help quench my dry palette. The shashimi salad was completely tantalizing, just the right amount of creamy miso dressing and mixture of fragrant greens. The yellow-tail in my Paparazzi roll was very buttery, yet offered a nice bite to it.\n\nCute, intimate, and heated outdoor patio seating.. and  very attentive service.  I can't wait to come back for fresh, but sloppy seconds.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6-AA014-IT2FJjcEqJBZYg", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OJBSjZpCyVzNAn55QgNMmA", "text": "The gyoza was absolutely amazing. Super fresh, hot, and flavorful. The mixed tempura was average. Came with 2 shrimps tempuras and a bunch of mixed vegetables. \n\nThe chicken udon here is extremely good. The chicken is well marinated and you can actually taste the meat without any additional sauces. The udon noodles are quite chewy, but not too tough. \n\nThe spider roll was slightly disappointing cause it had like cucumbers and carrots inside, which made it taste kind of odd. The soft shell crab was okay though.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "0qOt4pxj_5E3O9902d0MXg", "text": "Tips:\n\nMy favorites: Amsterdam Roll and Super Crunch Roll\n\n--------------------------------------------\n\nSo I've been to Joshu-Ya's before the change and now after the change. Joshu-Ya did keep a lot of their classic rolls on the menu so I'm glad for that. The new addition to Joshu-Ya is their seasonal section of the menu that takes into consideration all the seasonally fresh foods and incorporates them into the dishes. I was talking to the waitress and she said the chef actually went to school in Europe and brought a lot of the cooking styles he learned overseas to Joshu-Ya. I was pretty impressed with the menu selection, Joshu-Ya definitely seems a lot fancier now.\n\nBlack Mussels in Chorizo: Two different staff members raved about this appetizer dish so we decided to give it a try and it turned out pretty good! It's $15, but they do give you a good portion of mussels (although some lack the meat inside). The sauce in the dish definitely makes the whole dish come together. They give you fresh oven-cooked artisan bread that tastes GREAT with the sauce. I would recommend this appetizers to seafood lovers.\n\nAmsterdam Roll: (Soft Shell Crap with crab meat topped with avocado) I think out of the 3 rolls that I ordered that this is my favorite one. I just love soft-shell crab so that makes this roll delicious.\n\nSuper Crunch Roll: This roll is deep-fried and it tastes great.\n\nLion King: Baked salmon roll which tasted pretty standard.\n\nOverall the sushi tasted great and I highly recommend coming to Joshu-Ya for a special date because the atmosphere is quite romantic.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "jSe2F0qyM33Bbd-Tlt-NIA", "text": "This place is amazing. Won, the sushi chef,  is the coolest. This is the place to come if you are in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MfH83sW3u3zQcBEwY_mXqA", "date": "2011-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "TBVELJXMO-7mqq0872YvbQ", "text": "The HECK man? When did this place get the \"Brasserie\" part added to it's name? Well apparently this is the same spot as the this: http://www.yelp.com/biz/joshu-ya-sushi-berkeley-2\n\nThat being said, my sentiments for it are the same as before, so thusly, here is my review from before (circa 2007):\n\nSome of the best sushi to be had in the bay, HANDS DOWN. Sure, it's not much on ambiance, but let's forget about that for the moment. Order something, anything, off of the menu. They have sushi galore! Each piece is just so savory (and fresh I might add)! One thing I do enjoy about this place (besides the super friendly service, no complaints there) is that the sushi usually comes in nice jumbo-sized portions. I love it! It's rare one dish of sushi can get me full, and it's here at Joshuya where such a thing occurs. \n\nAnd talk about affordability. Whether you're noble or a savage or a noble savage or a savage noble or a nobel prize winner, the prices here will fit anyone's budget. Sure, fancy fufu sushi places are great and everything, but when money's tight and you want a great night out eating with your friends, this place can't be topped. Although yes, time may be of an issue to some, I can definitely say it's totally worth it. It's great food and when you bring some friends along, it is MOST DEFINITELY good fun.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9YXx_m-WYuUltfOJc6kmBQ", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "q1ZMhX2z3sUoorb-8XWraA", "text": "After being on a quest for a good sushi spot to satisfy my cravings, I was happy to discover Joshu-Ya. This small yet welcoming little sushi restaurant was quite nice. The servers were all very friendly, quick, and knowledgeable with their menu items which was great. \n\nMy friends and I ordered a bunch of stuff to share and everything was delicious, however I thought it could have been more flavorful compared to every sushi place I have visited in Seattle where I previously lived. I miss that amount of flavor in each bite and am still on a quest to find it. I did like this place and plan to return though! The ingredients were fresh, the pieces were prepared quite quickly, and they have a great amount of variety on their menu at decent prices. The music selection was a bit off for the atmosphere (it was some bangin' hard house) but for a tiny, quaint, little spot like this, we couldn't help but laugh at the awkward music selection. \n\nI did notice that they have a pretty rad happy hour that I'm excited to check out next time and suggest you do as well. From 2-6pm, M-F, they have some great drink and tempura fries specials. All of their dishes are decorated very nicely and I can't wait until I return on a nice day/evening so I can hopefully get a seat on their nice outside seating area. I love the look of this place!\n\nIf you like a good roll, I would suggest trying out the Zoolander, Lion King, Cinderella, and Joshu-ya!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WSaXBx-Zei0Nq-9_8U6juQ", "date": "2012-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "seTHlTqHwKAC8VQwCKoN1w", "text": "haven't been to Joshu-ya since they went Brasserie. after today, some minor regrets..\n\nthe interior looks the same albeit spfiffed up. service definitely much better.\nthey even have lunch specials!\n\neats: New York Brasserie Burger(9) with miso soup, mixed salad greens.\n-miso soup\nvery nice, no msg tasted. yummy\n-mixed green salad\nmixed greens, broculli crowns, sliced red cabbage, carrot schreds with french-like dressing.  likewise yummy\n-burger, med. rare requested\nlooked medium, seared on outside, tender on inside, no meat taste, non greasy\nangus sirloin, ny cheddar, mayo, carmelized onion, tomato,\n-mildly disappointed, but's as good as or better than any other burger elsewhere\n\nsashimi (7 pieces, $15)\n-3 lengthy aji slices, horse makeral-japan: didn't taste oily like typical spanish mackeral, more like albabore?\n-3 small sake\n-3 long wavy tuna.\n-many veggie sidebites\n-worth it! pretty fresh.\n\ntemaki\n-excellent service\n-not fusion, but co-partnering cuisines.\n-definitely can't wait to try more lunch spcecials, changes monthly?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "DONce4gvCDCvqPJsNXUFkg", "text": "Ten years ago Joshu-ya was a dirty, divey sushi place famous for sake bombs.\n\nThat sushi joint is gone, replaced by a restaurant so classy and elegant I can't believe it's on Telegraph.\n\nThe service was great -- fresh-faced, friendly, attentive, and eager. A sake-based cocktail list with a rotating chef's selection. Tapas and French fare to complement the Japanese food. \n\nTo top it off -it was an unbelievable value. Four cocktails and two full dinners for two with dessert came to under $45.  They polished it off with a miso-maple ice cream over brioche french toast.\n\nDon't go here, because you'll ruin my new favorite restaurant in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ioOSyjXDXE2qqJQhaKOw1g", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "eOj0GKyhWWLwx4gnjd4J9w", "text": "Japanese Tapas  taken to the next level, tucked away on the humble corner of Dwight lies a diamond in the rough.\n\nChef Jason's interpretation of farm to table cooking infused with Japanese and Korean roots, makes for a playful presentation of aesthetic dishes when deciding on the Omakase menu option. You can decide between $50.00, $75.00 and $100.00.\n\nSo I  chose the $75.00 Omakase and got two additional dishes so let's review those first.\n\n-Hotate (Hokkaido Scallops), definitely fresh and buttery. The quality is similar to Ohshima (Orange, CA) and Sushi Wasabi (Tustin, CA).\n\n-Pork Belly Tacos: I'm a a fan of pork belly (one of the savory gourmet delights of my personal palate). The Pork Belly was nice and juicy, the lime added enough acidity to cut through when necessary and the other components were held together by a mini tortilla. The only con was it was somewhat messy to eat. The taco fell apart immediately after the first bite and the juices ran rivers through my finger tips as I finished my last bites.\n\n-Kanpachi Carpaccio: I'm not a big fan of avocados, I didn't fully understand the purpose it served in this dish. Since the kanpachi and in-house sauce that supplemented it were good enough for me. \n\n-Sesame infused Uni Hand Roll: There was smoke, crunch and richness in the uni texture all at once. I thoroughly enjoyed and I am not a fan of uni (slowly becoming one though).\n\n-Salmon Sashimi w/Truffle Aioli and Mango emulsion: Looks nice, the salmon is fresh, Truffle wasn't overwhelming however the Mango was underwhelming (at least to me).\n\n-Tuna (Toro) Tartare w/ Caviar, Avocado and In-House sauce. This dish had a lot of control. I thought it would be too rich and milky considering, the avocado and fatty toro was in the same circular mold. However everything came together and nothing was overpowering in my palate. \n\n-Mussels Con Chorizo: Probably my best dish of the night (a new dish they just placed on the menu). Mussels cooked well (I don't even like mussels) and the Chorizo broth was addicting. To the point of licking the bowl like a dog, type of addicting.\n\n-Omakase Dessert: Homemade brownie, infused with Green Tea Ice Cream and layered into a Chocolate Mousse. It was sort of like molten cake but not really.\n\nAfter spending $116.00 dollars (tip included) the experience was enjoyable. Service was excellent (replaced silverware after every dish). \n\nHowever, it was really hard for me to \"get messy\" as Chef Jason put it when a nicely plated dish is presented to you. I probably used the same amount of napkins I would normally use in an All You Can Eat setting. And, I do find the price point a bit higher than expected with Omakase. After cooking for less than a decade, I respect Chef Jason for bringing his A-Game here in the east bay. Overall, I look forward to his growth and evolution in the coming years. Cheers, 4.5 (but I had to round down to a 4).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hLZhIcq9qupYTeW5FHInEA", "date": "2012-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Q5AotUAOLRiDcvIWW5gVIg", "text": "After almost a year after having first discovered and reviewed Joshu-Ya Brasserie, it has never failed in appeasing me, from the service to the food itself. \n\nAlthough several reviews are primarily focusing on the price relative to the college atmosphere, it is imperative to keep in mind that its location is not not necessarily \"on campus\", being a bit further down telegraph closer to Oakland. The restaurant easily caters to people of all ages and there is bound to be something on the menu that just about any stomach will delight in. This is because of its' \"California Cuisine [with World Influences]\" along with traditional Japanese dishes and sushi. \n\nJoshu-Ya can get a little busy, but the feel, comfort and experience you have at the restaurant combined with the ever so delicious meal you have, are all worth trying. Do yourself a big favor and discover how amazing it can be to fall in love with eating all over again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "k0jEPUuC7DCQFw0uEuuUOg", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 6, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TyPv3ACsX3eBclrrydJOHA", "text": "Overall, this was a truly memorable experience.   I will definitely be back here again.  The products are fresh, the food is creative, and plating is very nice.  \n\nAs our first course, my table ordered the Jalape\u00f1o Pork Belly Soba.  I'm typically not a fan of soba because it's usually somewhat boring.   However, the thought of jalepeno and pork belly combined with soba was too interesting to pass up.  This dish really blew me away.    There was a subtle spiciness from the jalape\u00f1o that worked extremely well with the savory, slow roasted pork belly that was married superbly with the ponzu and soba noodles.  This was a very satisfying and refreshing start to our meal.\n\nFor our second course, we ordered a variety of sushi pieces including tuna, salmon with truffle cream, mackerel, and uni.  There was a generous ratio of fish to rice.   The mackerel  and uni were particularly impressive as these items are only enjoyable if they are very fresh.   Really all of the fish was very nice and had clearly been handled with care.\n\nTo wrap up our meal, we decided to order dessert.  It's fairly rare that I order dessert at an Asian restaurant, but everything had been so delicious up to that point we decided to give it a shot.   The waiter recommended the Grean Tea Pop Corn Ice Cream, but we opted for the Tapioca Red Bean Ice Cream.  The Tapioca Red Bean Ice cream is fantastic.    A scoop of homemade red bean ice cream lies in a small bed of tapioca balls.   It's the perfect way to finish off the meal.  It's inventive, refreshing and delicious.\n\nAfter finishing my meal Joshu-ya, I tried thinking of a better overall experience that I've had at a Japanese restaurant.  Nothing came to mind.  Joshu-ya was memorable because of its creative food and extremely fresh ingredients.  I would definitely recommend this restaurant to anyone who appreciates quality food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PHg5kZwlSDUYGf1Jct5Pmg", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 7, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "Xla4AAYilH-CT2kPy3oOng", "text": "Date & Time: Tuesday January 10, 2012 @ 3:43PM.\nCompany:  Didn't mention on the receipt or address themselves. But the owner did introduced himself, Jason Kwon! \nCrowd:  So zen. They come here to eat and relax. \nVibe:  Peaceful with mingling beats with minimal lyrical lines. \nMusic:  Electronic-ish, instrumental-ish, zen-ish, hip hop-ish.. music. Words that can't describe.\nDecor:  Very small small. The outside looks so expansive, heightened buildings and almost-legit Japanese garden on the front with outdoor seatings. Japanese dividers on the crowded area.  \nService: Promptly & well taken care off. The girl (Caucasian, whom I do not know her name) is super attentive. People mention the service is slow, I agree but me & my buddy were lucky to be the only 2 customers at the brunch time. \nImbibe:  Hot brown rice tea & ice water (free!) \nDevour:   Warm miso soup to shoot our gastric. Joshu-Ya Lunch Special (appetizer, not really an entree) that comes with mixed tempura (even has mushroom tempura), 3 pcs. of fresh nigiri from the sea (sake, maguro, & unagi - salmon, tuna, and eel in English translation), tekka maki, 4 pieces of CA. rolls (for newbies like me, but not really a Japanese sushi master or sushi sensei, either. It just taste good) & house salad. Lion king roll as another order as well. My buddy got the NY Brasserie burger which consists of juicy angus sirloin burger, NY cheddar, caramelized vidalia onions, tomatoes, spicy mayo mixed with garden salad. Yuzu Cheescake and Black Sesame Creme Brulee are to die. It will slide your tongue with katana! \nTotal:  $42.89 USD - deal! NOM NOM NOMDESU!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bBRPy8zUvNc0NGbGmkjrZg", "date": "2012-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "sxIPX4ZAipVl3ZCkkqXqZw", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 14, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ew3ysfIJYXTC4X4rWGvIGg", "text": "I was really worried when I found out Joshu-Ya was under new management. I've been going there for over 7 years and have always loved it. (So much that my husband and I had our rehearsal dinner at Joshu-Ya) And my experience with new management always changes the quality of food. \n\nThank goodness that isn't what happened with Joshu-Ya. The owner's son took over and the sushi chef is still the same. Went here on Sunday and had a feast, the sushi is still amazing and the cooked food is even better than it was. The restaurant is stunning, clean and modern with hardwood floors giving the customer the real feeling of a sushi restaurant. \n\nWe started with Wakame and Edamame (the usual) which I alwlays enjoy. Its the standard, flavorful Wakame and Edamame to start off the meal. The sashimi was as fresh as it always has been. We ordered the sashimi platter which came with ahi, sake, hamachi, scallops. We moved onto the Omakase (chef's choice) platter. In the Omakase, there was a salad with fresh asparagus, followed by the Jalapeno Hamachi Carpaccio with ponzu which I already thought was amazing, fresh sashimi topped with a jalapeno slice, but then came the Seared Albacare Tataki which is spicy seared albacore, fried onions, scallions, ginger dressing and its absolutely delicious. \n\nIf you think we'd be full after that, you're dreaming, we went on to order the Lucky Danny and Super Crunch rolls, both which are delicious, followed with mixed tempura satisfied my craving for fried things. Or so I thought.. we then had the Ton Katsu, which I highly recommend. Their cooked dishes have definitely stepped up and have a more modern, complimentary flavor to them. The Nabe Udon was just sort of a side dish for those who wanted soup, it was good udon, but I was still mesmerized with everything else.\n\nThen came dessert (with the Omakase) they brought out tempura ice cream, 2 with green tea and 1 with red bean. I definitely liked the green tea better, but I can't say I didn't enjoy the red bean tempura ice cream.\n\nAnd finally, after all that, Jason, the new manager and executive chef came out to greet us. He was very nice and welcoming and brought back that hospitable feel we've always loved. He had us try two new desserts: a scoop of rose ice cream on lemon gastrique - quite possibly the best ice cream I've ever eaten. We also had their cheesecake on the lemon gastrique which was also really good. \n\nI'll definitely remain loyal to Joshu-Ya Brasserie as the quality of food and innovativeness has gotten even better - I didn't think that was possible for a restaurant I already thought was one of the best out there. \n\nBring your appetite. It's worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q_cYc9EJN1fzV7zwzc6MkA", "date": "2011-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0ubnatNgHZaLu6Xg5i_jkg", "text": "This place has really full-flavored Indian wraps. There isn't much room at all for dining in which is a bummer. It's good food for on the go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0WcXtOh0Bd1imDG0Kg4o9g", "text": "Quick, easy, and yummy. Definitely try this place out. This is a good place to run to if you are in a rush, but want something good to eat. \nMy go-to combo is butter chicken in naan, everything except cucumbers and jalapenos, and mild coconut. I usually don't like coconut, but the guy behind the counter recommended it with butter chicken so I took his word for it. And it turned out to be absolutely delicious! So if you're wondering what kind of sauce to put on your stuff, then just ask for their recommendation.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_fb99OSZo4qqWwkR03wFmQ", "date": "2011-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1h4CH9zF_9S3DeGSR6DFCw", "text": "I go here around once a week now. It tastes delicious and is a great value. They make some giant \"burritos\" and you can have them add all these dressings and condiments on top (like Chipotle). It's very messy, and some liquid always leaks through my aluminum foil wrap (make sure to grab some napkins yourself if you're getting them to-go). I wish they were open on weekends. Amazingly busy too--I was here once at 5pm, and there was already a line of a few people.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ah-3E0Dmer3MSjmRffFy_A", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ywg2k6Nxu8F81Bx4gJs3g", "text": "Naan-wrap is SO good! How innovative is that! Basically Indian Style Chipotle but much more tasty :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D7JUkHPLskVqZqseDZo65w", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2yjFzctmz9uHXGZcQCcYaQ", "text": "This is a great choice for affordable on-the-go indian fusion. I tried a tandoori chicken rice bowl with brown rice and tamarind chutney as well as a mango lassi. I thought the flavors were good, spicy enough for my mild tastebuds, and I loved the produce add ins. The chicken was a little dry, but that's probably because it's boneless chicken that is cooked early in the day. The mango lassi was also very good with plenty of fruit. I would definitely come back again to try their wraps and other items if I were in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ubwYHP431hws6uBcIimPBw", "date": "2011-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3hVLnr7tPLrELWpYFyyeAw", "text": "The food is tasty and a nice change of pace. Prices aren't bad either and the service is fast. Go for it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q272biilcF-ey742XUcWag", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3mmp5y4kUc247ZwGspEvyA", "text": "I went back because I was hungry in the basement of Evans and I wasn't in the mood for Top Dog. This time I around I knew what I was doing so ordering was a little easier. Also, after my first review, the owner e-mailed me and apologized about the staff issue. I did appreciate the gesture so that kind of gave them a bonus in my opinion too.\n\nStill, a four is what they get because of their prices. It's pretty average for restaurants near campus and they are pretty generous with the food portions. However, it's not something you might want to stop by at more than twice every three weeks (maybe that's just the broke college student in me).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LWp5vcKuSeXDH_VVohOPEg", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "47wDQAulJ4A8fvPrVaI4QA", "text": "Been here a few times. \n\nThe food is quality, always a quick line, never have to wait for change, all workers are in Cal gear, and the owners are nice people.\n\nSamosas are good during lunch time when fresh.\n\nIts a 4.5 star restaurant for what they bring to the community.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8mjI6fT0YXgswwLEMBFGYw", "date": "2010-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "49b42ZW1F6EmKKV6qs85sQ", "text": "Interesting concept, although with all the fusion concepts out there now (ie Korean tacos), Indian wraps aren't that big of a stretch.\n\nI got a naan wrap with chicken (tandoori? it was saucy though, more like tikka masala) with veggies plus sweet tamarind sauce and hot mint and cilantro sauce. I also added a samosa just so I could try it (at $1 dollar it's a good deal, but it wasn't fresh).\n\nOverall, it was tasty and relatively inexpensive (could have been a little cheaper, but still a good deal). I also wish the samosa would have been hotter and fresh out of the fryer instead of sitting under the heat lamp.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MUpANWwVkhbTp4LFWNnaYA", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "55SvcPBxf_uzHuzmA1j3JQ", "text": "Like everyone else has stated, Urbann Turbann is similar to Chipotle but with Indian food. Every time I have come here, I always get the naan wrap. I've tried butter chicken, tandoori chicken and pork vindaloo--ALL DELICIOUS! The best part about Urbann Turbann is that they definitely do not skimp on the ingredients, and when I need help deciding which chutney to go with my wrap, the workers are always really friendly and excited to give me suggestions.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Cduchq1cJaKB8XlPrcM7lA", "date": "2012-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5bE8c5lIjF785ZsSUPcjKg", "text": "I think it's too easy to get carried away with all the ingredients they have. This place is certainly appetizing, but somehow the two times I've gone I have not been completely satisfied with the meal, to no fault of the store operators. The first time I got a pulled pork naan wrap. I know this isn't a frequent complaint, but the server put a hugely disproportionate amount of meat in the bread. I actually got sick of it before I wanted to stop eating. The wrap is very large, though, and definitely splits into 2+ meals. The second time I went I got a half butter chicken and half mushroom filling wrap. The wrap kind of fell apart without the aluminum casing, and it's difficult to eat without deconstructing. The food is super flavorful, but it's kind of overwhelming when everything combines together, so I would use restraint when choosing fillings. Urbann Turbann is a good deal when you consider ~$7 split into at least two meals. I recommend the mushroom filling! The servers are super chill and friendly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5dnGN842OS1mXoHk5e7ljQ", "text": "I completely agree with all the other reviewers - this place is best described as an Indian Chipotle. Instead of a tortilla, you get a choice in a variety of naans. Instead of steak and chicken and all those meats, you get choices of potato or (my favorite), lamb. Instead of salsa, you get a choice between a bunch of different kinds of sauces and spices I'd never previously heard of (but I really recommend the mint one!) and the rice is also very delicious. The burrito is cheap and you get a huge amount (just like Chipotle). I love this place and would go here much more often if I didn't live so far!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Hj59vmKodd76X23aeC8jg", "text": "I love this place - think Chipotle for Indian food - burritos made out of naan and Indian fillings. Super delicious, although much messier to eat than a traditional burrito.  The mango lassi was fantastic also.  My only complaint that it would be nice if they had more inside seating, since these are messy enough that they're tricky to eat on the go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k3ff4_sp4gUQkTytauC7Jg", "date": "2011-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "659jmcBW2_h6Po-HFPhtHg", "text": "wanted to give them 3.5 stars, so adding this update.  mostly because of their cal pride.  i still think the price is a bit high, but the fact that it includes tax, and considering other places don't necessarily use all-natural/organic ingredients, the price isn't that bad.  the place isn't that much to look at, but i don't think they make any pretense of it being a nice place to eat and hang out, so for what it is, it's a nice addition to the choices we have here on northside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UKPi2UBpiRzGFXv7WSNavg", "date": "2010-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8MQwRjy1sOexCEaKIL0jbg", "text": "The portion sizes are excellent, and the food is delicious. My favorite thing to get here is a naan wrap with seekh kebab. I don't like the pork so much but the chicken isn't bad either.\n\nThe mango lassi also tastes great, although its a little heavy on the wallet at $3.\n\nThe staff here is excellent. A lot of times I dropped by they were out of the seekh kebab, but the staff is always very apologetic about it. I once was waiting a little long (not more than 15 minutes) -- by my choice, I might add -- for a new batch of seekh kebab to come out. The manager personally apologized to me and gave the meal to me on the house. I was genuinely impressed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Qfv91574pRq1IG5eegOE1g", "date": "2011-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "93CWshMt9aRPAZZ9eO7t5w", "text": "Dude come on, what's not to love?\n\nIt's indian food, with potatoes, in a naan wrap. The butter chicken in naan, with potatoes, vegetables, some shredded coconut, and cilantro-mint sauce is ohhh nom nom nom.\n\n:) One little set-back though, is that the butter chicken is ridiculously oily (what else do you expect?), so it soaks the naan rather quickly. These naan-wraps should definitely be eaten fresh, because they tend to get soggy after a few hours.\n\nGreat place! Might be a bit on the pricier end, but definitely worth trying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9aN8iaoLK0yfU2TBm9tqeA", "text": "Just finished off my pork wrap- YUMM!  Everything looked fresh and tasted fresher.  The veggies were crisp and refreshing (important when you are eating spicy indian food) and they had a huge variety of toppings to add to your wrap- a lil something for everyone's taste buds.\n\nWe had the raspberry flavored yogurt drink for dessert- very refreshing!\n\nLook forward to my next visit there so I can try the chicken and the Samosas.  Overall a very filling and satisfying meal... a great alternative to the standard food places in town.\n\nGO BEARS!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BM1AwHkqavg1H86_u5Gi8A", "date": "2010-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9G9SIdRSQSF4mJQGXHJnXA", "text": "First off, this place has no heater so come bundled up or wait until the weather warms up. It was freezing inside. I was huddled around a table with my friends and we could see our breath in the air. \n\nThe naan here is delicious but it doesn't really work quite as well as a wrap, not like the way a tortilla skin does. A third of the way into my wrap, it began dripping on me. My recommendation is to stick with a bowl and pay $1 to get a naan on the side. The food overall was good, but I couldn't shake it lacked the strong/intense flavors that I usually associate with great Indian food. The tandori chicken was a bit dry and needed more tandori. The pork vindaloo was just so-so. I found the mint & cilantro chutney/sauce to be too mild, but the yogurt raita (extra $.50) provided an excellent cool and refreshing compliment to my wrap\n\nUrbann Turbann is a good lunch spot for students who find themselves on Northside and the workers here are very friendly and helpful. Props on the extremely generous portions.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "txvgzVJIv7kyHNnyZWUFDA", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9wMUq7-GWljYcu_ucQH_ew", "text": "This is far and away my favorite fast food place in Berkeley.  So many flavors to choose from.  I usually go veggie with the garbanzo dish which is great, today I had the kidney bean one, really wonderful. The additional chutney's and sauces a great plus.  I can go hot or less so depending on how I feel. They are always friendly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QvUF7QPUiMew9bHCBSM5hg", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AGj4N1ssjCBTW4vRCiWcCg", "text": "I got a huge veggie wrap here for a good price, on the advice of a helpful employee.  I'm a vegetarian, hoped to avoid anything spicy, and wasn't quite sure what that left on the menu.  The wrap turned out to be tasteless and five times the size of my stomach, so I couldn't finish it.  I really hate wasting food.  But if I weren't a vegetarian, I'd probably try this place again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ahdWFDIooNSq9eOm8_P3wQ", "text": "All the meat choices are deliciously flavored. EXTREMELY good. Slightly pricey though: around $8.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8semFLyTQ2VVB_UoS-qyOg", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AtyvCyo2NcgTgfWVvQSX_g", "text": "I love Urbann Turbann! Props to my friend for recommending this place or I might never have given it a shot.\n\nIt really is an Indian food Chiptole-style place. Though not super authentic, it's worth it for the portion size, price, and taste. I am addicted to the butter chicken wrapped in naan with a little of everything and a drizzle of habanero chutney. It is so delicious, the butter chicken is flavorful and filling and the naan is yogurty perfection. for about $7 I have lunch and dinner or lunch for 2. \n\nThe location is definitely convenient being right off of campus. The service is fast and friendly and the food is worth all $7. I anticipate eating here once a week or once every other week when I have school.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "73MfXNpW43fBeltWWiM-Eg", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aYEYQbbsbrGLl9hU7tM-Vw", "text": "This place is basically the Indian chipotle in many ways. I got a rice bowl with butter chicken (which is just their \"tandoori\" chicken drenched in a masala sauce), with various other things in it. The potatoes? DELICIOUS. I couldn't stop eating them. I also really liked that they had cilantro as an ingredient, and that they're very generous with it. Also just like chipotle, this place is about as authentically Indian as chipotle is authentically Mexican, which is to say not at all. That said, the food they serve is delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UliGKEFO_TDDpuwYdltAFA", "date": "2011-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B1NbbYBtG1LluEfKoOqMlA", "text": "Like butter chicken and tandoori chicken. Very fast choice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6SU_zc8Ed2r2EMm-LUVzcg", "date": "2012-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bWTPorNsk2q3xapDgmWxag", "text": "even though they are very friendly and i like the concept of the restaurant, the food itself tastes okay. I tried it twice over there. one time i got the really spicy beef wrap. the other time i got a sweet pork rice bowl. however, both times i was not satisfied with the taste and the texture of the food. Even though it does not fit my taste, I do think people should try it just for fun because their food is pretty cheap. Keep in mind there is no seating for the restaurant", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2U80Z_JxwP2ARBRF7jspkw", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cTHap8yVhv3gOVW5RKDLIA", "text": "This is not indian food. This is Chipotle for Indian food, and just as Chipotle is not Mexican, Urbann Turbann is not Indian.\n\nI am Indian. I love Urbann Turbann (and Chipotle). it's a great model - delicious food that's not authentic. I'm a Tyler Cowen fan. All food is ethnic food - it's what the people of (here) ate during the time period of (now). If it's objectively delicious. Naan for $1. Large portions. The mango lassi was okay - more like an Odwalla than a real lassi, but that's fine too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p67aDj6B-u0H0pc9RmO8wA", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cVQBEy9OxA3cpXZxoPKUrg", "text": "I love this place.\n\nThere is not much seating (two tables for two people), but the food is delicious. The naan is always soft, moist, and chewy. The butter chicken is delicious with just the right amount of spice; the veggies are fresh. The staff is friendly, the service is fast. A great place to grab a bite to go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fZUwISZ-kQ18Rhl_fsRTkw", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DdWZxW7KBtErhHffLymPTQ", "text": "Simple and painless. I found this place quite endearing and the ambience of the color palette and vistas pleasing. The music was a plus and I was very impressed by the all-around server/preparer. I got the naan mushroom mattar with potatoes, all organic and the fiery tomato, habanero and cumin chutney (huge plus!). I also had the chai to balance out the chilly weather and wide-array of flavors I was about to embark upon. While all of this was going down, my friends and I had a blast with the music selection and light fixtures.\n\nAs for getting down and dirty, I was familiar with foiled burrito-type foods and the inconsitency of flavor so I knew my first bites were going to be bomb, which they were, and the latter half lacking and exhausting. With this knowledge, I truly enjoyed my veggie naan burrito extravaganza! The mushroom batter was just right and the cumin chutney played well with the peas and potatoes. Free refills on the chai was to die for.\n\nI'm not such huge on Indian food but this place was a great munch after a play at the rose gardens or kick back with friends. I'd come back only if I really wanted wet-burrito style naan/curry but for now I'll wrestle with the once a semester tear and dip format of Indian cuisine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oJuBIvS2WlHgRuJwyPgDrw", "date": "2011-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dJMqHQnXXcOccJJltbiNRg", "text": "This is a great place for quick Indian food, made burrito/bowl style! Their food is freshly cooked, and the naan used for their burritos are nice and thick. As a student at UC Berkeley, it's a quick solution to grab a bite to eat when studying long hours in the library or at Stanley Hall.\n\nI always order a bowl with their Tandoori Chicken, which as been really creamy and refreshing. I recommend adding the sweet tamarind and hot mint and cilantro chutneys to whatever you order, as they aren't spicy, but add a sweet and tangy flavor to your dish.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "saDYN_zBEoNheolWPh5RcA", "date": "2011-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dwWCdaPqXCVmNjqEi0oJdg", "text": "Here is the story of how I lost my Urbann Turbann virginity. I walked out of class at 8 pm. I had not eaten anything all day except for a salad at 2 pm. My hunger had passed the point of hunger- I barely had the energy to walk from Northgate Hall, across the street to this location. In fact, I was actually on my way to the Northside Asian Ghetto, but I just didn't have the energy to walk a few steps up the hill. Instead, I was drawn in by Urbann Turbann which was conveniently right across the street behind Northside Cafe. There was no line, and I could smell the herbal chicken from a mile away. \n\nThe worker was extremely patient as I stared at the menu for around five minutes. Finally, he decided to give me some help, explaining my options- I opted for the rice bowl this time (but I'll definitely try the wrap next time). I got the half-half butter chicken and tandoori chicken... Which is basically the same thing because the butter chicken is tandoori chicken with sauce poured over it. So note, if you get it half-half, it's basically the same as getting the butter chicken (but maybe less sauce..) Anyway, as I do at Chipotle, I of course decided to add every topping. And unlike Chipotle, the super nice worker packed my to-go bowl with veggies and sauce. The rice bowl, if you get all the toppings, comes with: brown/basmati rice, choice of meat/vegetarian, potatoes (free!), tomatoes, greens, onions, peppers, and different sauces. I got the fiery hot sauce and it is quite good! (pretty similar to the hottest sauce at Chipotle- if you can handle it, it's great.) \n\nI ate 1/4 of my bowl outside and was immediately full. But because it just tasted SO. GOOD, I went ahead and shoved another fourth in my stomach. But honestly, I finished half my bowl, and I am ready to food coma... This is A LOT of food. And it's just so extremely filling, I have no bad words to say for my $7 rice bowl (no coins! 7 dollars flat! so easyy). It left me extremely satiated, was easy on my wallet (especially since this bowl can probably last me around 3 meals) and did I mention IT TASTES GREAT??? You'd expect for such a price that the chicken would be dry and all the ingredients wimpy, but the chicken is really tender and the butter chicken sauce is bombdiggity. \n\nGreat place... I just wish I lived closer to it :/", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dzHOC8nilW21mHUO659CoQ", "text": "Really really good.\n\nI love their tandoori chicken and they let you mix stuff and get as many of the chutneys as you want.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5904pkYHCYSDaRkvKscK1Q", "date": "2010-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e57AG_9ldKthWtEJle0wqA", "text": "Urbann Turbann is a great place for Indian food with a modern twist. It's good food fast, not \"fast food\". The food is fresh and full of flavor.  The servings are incredibly filling and everything I've ordered (which is almost everything on the menu) has been great. For $6-7 (which includes the tax), you will be full from their wraps or rice bowls.  \n\nIt's much like a sandwich shop, but using Indian influenced ingredients - naan instead of a pita, pork vindaloo instead of pulled pork, Tandoori chicken instead of chicken salad, and more.  To give you an idea of the freshness, they have a tandoori oven to cook the naan right in the store and only pull out the naan after you order it - so it's hot and fresh.  If you have had old naan, you know there's no comparison to hot, fresh naan.\n\nYou choose your meat or vegetarian choice (i.e. seasonal veggies, mushroom mattar, etc) and then customize your veggie toppings (cucumbers, tomatoes, etc).  You then get to choose from some of their wonderful sauces like hot mint and/or fiery tomato, habanero with cumin.  \n\nInstead of sides like chips or fries, the have handmade samosa you can get as a side.  This is a great idea, but, to be completely honest, the samosa quality can vary a bit.  For example, one time the samosas were crisp and quite big (I normally have trouble finishing my wrap due to the wrap size. Since I the samosa was so good and I just had to finish it, I definitely had leftovers).  However, the next time I ordered a samosa, it was smaller (which wasn't a bad thing since last time it was too much), but it was greasier and the filling was a little overdone having some burnt pieces and almost paste consistency.  About 60-70% of the time the samosas are great.  \n\nAll in all, the food at Urbann Turbann is great.  If you'd like to have good Indian food, quickly, this place is definitely one not to be missed!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4a47VWO-p7Xwk2Is60RGwQ", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ecm7aV9l-xYHm-RWsGoJaQ", "text": "This is my new favorite restaurant - had lunch there yesterday and was back again for more today. Delicious!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eK-KzXW8s5I2RFYCbhNOOA", "date": "2010-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eONApmvvZTxgW3_5Lurppw", "text": "Mmm. As many have said, it's pretty much the Indian version of Chipotle. Except it's not. For one, it's on Northside, not South. It's Indian-fusion, not Tex-Mex. But besides that, it's pretty much the same style.\n\nWith that said, I usually get a rice bowl with chicken. I've learned that I can get half-n-half, which is a pretty sweet deal. The sauces kinda confuse me on what goes with what. Definitely wish there was a sign that had some suggestions.\n\nMy only issue with urbann turbann is that it seems to be a bit dry. As a result, you need to get a sauce. Several maybe.\n\nIn all honestly, I love Urbann Turbann because it's super quick. I've never had to wait long, so I'm in and out in a matter of minutes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2011-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F9fTzPHhO96Sy3UpehYvnQ", "text": "I've been frequenting this place a bit more now that it's summer, and it's a good place for me to grab a quick lunch to-go before heading off to study.\n\nI always get the rice bowl with butter chicken (YUM!) and the only chutney I've tried so far is the Hot Mint and Cilantro, but even then, I'm not exactly tempted to try another one because it's pretty good (and I love cilantro!). I've seen other people get the half/half meats option but since the rice feels a little on the drier side to me, I always want to get a meat that has more sauce to it so that's why I stick with butter chicken...but that's just me.\n\nAlso tried their Mango Lassi! It was delicious, but a little pricey. It was $2.50 for a very small cup ):\n\nLike others mentioned, it's good, but a little on the pricey side so I'll be stopping by every now and then, just not all the time. Great alternative to Chipotle if you want something a little different and fresher-tasting!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WVQd3Knmsc3jKqUcBw6vDw", "date": "2012-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FdwWhKcNxiaynFkcZF2g5A", "text": "I really like the wraps here. I had a delicious butter chicken wrap with some green curry I think, and it definitely hit the spot. It's the Indian version of a Chipotle burrito and is made right in front of you so you can tell them exactly what you want and the amount of it. That specific wrap was $7.50. I have yet to try their bowls, but next time I plan to. The service here is very accommodating and it overall is a nice, good quality take-out place. I definitely recommend coming here, especially if you're a student. I wish I would have tried it earlier!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "33LKbylnwMuzeLoHzw4RCQ", "date": "2012-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f-r79QoicYYTZRXVGqMsYw", "text": "Food: Super fresh, ridiculously filling, and apparently a lot of it is natural, too? You can pick between brown rice, white rice, wheat roti, and buttery delicious naan.\n\nLocation: not much seating, but the area is pretty nice\n\nService: workers are very friendly\n\nWait Time: ultra fast service\n\nPrice: Wraps range from $6-$8 I think? Totally worth it.\n\nThe people who work here are nice, compostable products are cool, and I think they are a great local business (their tip jar goes to random causes).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6APTA-0_xWbrw0ty51Qm9A", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G8pOWWjiQcpk_dVQW-P0AA", "text": "Check this Indian Subway out!  It was delicious and filling :)\n\nI ordered the Seekh Kabob in a naan wrap and it was delicious!  They gave me 3 big pieces of meat, which I felt like I got my money's worth.  Also, they had leafy green salad as an option (rather than only having the iceberg lettuce= more nutritious!).  The sauces were delicious; they had the cilantro-lime, tamarind, and more.  All I can say about the food was- it was HELLA good :)  BTW, they make naan as soon as you order it, super fresh.\n\nPrice was very decent.  Similar to Chipotle but even more cheap.  \n\nAlong with many restaurants in  Berkeley, this place was tiny.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3ZmjvgHB2-HI6VGTU7z6Q", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GL7W47RG64wM8XFnTEerOQ", "text": "This place is delicious! I recommend the butter chicken naan wrap for sure, with all the fixings and the coconut + hot red sauce. It's often been compared to chipotle because of the structure, however I would say it is waaay better then chipotle, they pack it with more meat/goodies. It's kind of a walk since it's all the way in north side, but a trip well worth it!!!! You will not be disappointed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mmg3OK8IsogTJwLI8EEMrw", "date": "2012-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gPfBSxKEUY2zWL79SukBXw", "text": "I got the buttered chicken naan-rito and it was really good!! can't really go wrong with curry and a burrito. it was sloppy though, I got it all over my shirt, jeans, and flip flops and all over the library steps ooops. It was delicious nonetheless", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N78v3TlH3v3Ze9HVpeMi7Q", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H3SjQ0gyKEhsHUKF39zFkg", "text": "Urbann Turbann is great. I came across it last semester passing time in between classes. I love the idea of naan wrapped Indian food. And what is better is that I get to chose what to put inside. It is a small unit, so if you come during peak hours, chances are you will be taking it to go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "W4mxut_64eeRPPWPsNQfCw", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HAEN7BrgGlFlSLUn8CMTPQ", "text": "It's too bad I'll not be going here again, their food is affordable, healthy, and tasty.  \nI don't get a lunch break at work (taking lunch is an admission that you don't have enough to do and don't have a good work ethic), and I came here once during a particularly busy week for me.  I was the only customer in the store, but all the employees seemed most concerned with making themselves a plate (probably due to the lull).  After waiting for someone to help me a few other customers started coming in.  Since I wanted a wheat wrap and not a flour wrap I was asked to step aside and let the other customers go ahead of me.  After waiting a few moments more I decided to eat elsewhere.\nAt the same time that my burrito was done at La Burrito, the owner of Urban Turban came in and wanted to know why I left.  After arguing with him for awhile inside, we went outside and argued more.  He was trembling and cursing and I though for sure we were going to fight.  I have never had someone track me down to another restaurant like that and it was extremely awkward, not to mention quite insulting.  I was happy to see that there was affordable and healthy food near my work, now I'm sad that the owner is nuts.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "aoRHVqtG5FMxAHMPShmkEQ", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HNyYsqUNyvxfLm1yR1zDKA", "text": "LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS PLACE!!\n\nI will admit that this review is biased because indian food = love. Anyways, I always get a rice bowl (because I can never finish a naan wrap, which gets soggy and hence unenticing) with half paneer and half butter chicken with tamarind sauce. I must say I love that I can do half half because I get variety, and I also feel healthier.\n\nTheir paneer is hit or miss -- sometimes it's overcooked such that the paneer is rubbery and golden when you bite into it; other times, it's heaven in your mouth. The bell peppers are sometimes undercooked and overly crunchy, other times it's just perfection. So, although it is sometimes good sometimes bad, I still eat it.\n\nTheir butter chicken is ALWAYS right on. So delectable, creamy, flavorful, YUM. The one time they ran out of butter chicken I gave the tandoori chicken a try -- big mistake! It was so dry and no flavor :( Definitely always get the butter chicken: can't go wrong!\n\n\nOnly qualm... their price went up so it's now $7.50 for a wrap or bowl. That, and I think their serving size decreased... the rice bowls used to be 1.5 meals for me... now I can finish it in one go (on the last two times I went). :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fePUffifNdyTZT8sIqpzyw", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_-hp4CsXC_jfdQbc-En5Vg", "text": "Awesome, cheap, indian food.\n\nGreat because you can get  mix of cooked vegetables, and garbanzo beans, and fresh veggie toppings! with awesome salsas! Perfect for a vegetarian!\n\nThe lady who served me was super nice and helpful! She gave me huge servings in my rice bowl and helped me decide what to get!\n\nSo glad i ventured over to try it, will definitely be back many more time for some inexpensive, delectable, excellent portion for starving college student indian food!\n\nIt's like a college student's version of Indian food. YUM!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bD1GaMDTd1zKzYZb--j0sw", "date": "2012-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i4CUQjooOgMBAnirhPysQQ", "text": "Indian food Chipotle style? I was dubious about this concept, and took a long time to muster up the courage to try Urbann Turbann (I'm very picky about Indian food). I was pleasantly surprised! Their naan isn't the best, but their curries and vegetables are good! Their chutneys (especially the tamarind and cilantro) are sweet and tangy and make the meal much more enjoyable. I succumbed to temptation and bought the samosas; they tasted pretty good, though they were really greasy. I will definitely be hitting up this place again, especially if I'm on the Northside of campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iDfcTFUKhZBUvWr3It_rLg", "text": "I went here again recently and they had a new dish: butter chicken. Wow, this is good stuff - not spicy heat-wise but has a lot of flavor and definitely tastes Indian. I'll be back for more!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jj-hh2mGhYH5NKkAoF98Ag", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iwX6Qu4sodaRRVmVnpAPPQ", "text": "ok, ok, so if you read any of the other reviews...its pretty much an Indian version of chipotle!\nI really wish they had more seating.  \nthe food was really wonderful but super super spicy (and I just got butter chicken naan wrap!) and trust me i can handle spicy.\nwill probably be back though, because its about two meals worth, inexpensive, and does satisfy the indian food craving pretty easily...yum!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "b8IukQzPJIqDdq-yKDOcpA", "date": "2012-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j2TsRniBsaBa9PhtbWPP1g", "text": "Exactly what I expected after my friend told me to try this Indian version of Chipotle. I always have classes on north side or find myself studying closer to north side and this place is definitely one of my top choices to grab a quick lunch or dinner. \n\nI always get the butter chicken naan wrap with a combination of the sweet and spicy sauce. I have been told mixing the butter chicken with the veggies is a super good combo. There are quite a few times where the Naan will fall a part but have no fear because the bowl is just as good especially if you're craving some rice.\n\nConclusion - This place has yet to fail me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KDHPyicFasADtczKxZduLw", "date": "2012-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jQFdGXcn6FrpAeFXLogVqw", "text": "within a day of my last review, i got a note from the owners saying that they had talked to their kitchen staff about not putting too much ginger in the paneer.  i have a lot of respect for people who can take feedback from customers with a positive attitude and improve their business that way.\n\nthat being said, i went back and got a wrap with the cholay instead and it was the perfect choice (with tamarind and mint chutney).  the wrap held together well all the way until the end and was really really filling and yummy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I-NDOmfDpEtYN1Qpes5yqA", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K8SYleV8QDHu-hG2anur5w", "text": "Have been here before and it is delicious but...Second time this week trying to get a kabob wrap. the first time I went they said they ran out of kabob.Today I go in at 3:40pm and they ran out of kabob again with no mention if they were going to make more. Are you not a business? Do you not want my money?Please remove items you cannot provide to your customers. It's like a pizza parlor that runs out of pizza. Absolutely ridiculous!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GWD6Fxp1o1oo9FRlO7p_cQ", "date": "2012-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KhUMHg43bwCWFpLCbbt30Q", "text": "MASSSIVE wrap thanks to the friendly server. I know it was a friendly gesture but I felt he put too much chicken and potatoes, leaving no room for the veggies and ultimately ripping my entire wrap. \n\nThe butter chicken was good, but I was glad to have gotten the hothot sauce with it to balance out the starchy-ness from so much potato and creamy chicken. The cilantro added a great flavor and really saved the heavy wrap from being too much.\n\nI'll try a rice bowl with extra veggies next time to avoid an exploding wrap if the same dude serves me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryFL5AT_BtZMQSdzse-GjA", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kkf_MrmPSAZOgsUWJzLUlg", "text": "the only indian food i have ever eaten , but i liked it! \n\nUnfortunately, I didn't get to try it in the restaurant, as I had it for dinner at a catered party. I had the naan + butter chicken  + hot mint w/ cilantro. Good but so spicy that I went through like 04 cups of water. \nThen again, I never really handled spicy well anyways!\n\nLooking forward to see how much I like this place once I actually go to the restaurant .... and pay for it myself, haha.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KpIkTXSiYFwSR1HZPMadlg", "date": "2012-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l6f6B4rcEJvDzOzpXeIp6A", "text": "I stopped by at 4pm on a Thursday, so I was the only one there.  I chatted with the woman who runs the place and she was friendly and seemed really eager to run a good business.  This seems like an obvious thing, but I find with a lot of shops that sometimes the customer service gets thrown out the window in lieu of a \"cool idea\" (see the crappy new \"coffee shop\" that opened at the corner of Euclid and Hearst).\n\nGiven that the place was new, and my head was full of student-type garbage, I just asked her to make me whatever she thought was the best.  I eat meat, and like spicy food so I ended up with a Chicken and potato wrap with tamarind and mint chutney.  I got a drink and the total was somewhere around $8.\n\nThe food was really good and very filling.  I'll have to sample the other choices, but I know I'll be back.  I'm just hoping (for my sake) that when the undergrads rush into town the line won't be too long.    Urbann Turbann + la burrita + hummingbird cafe = all the choice you need for under $10.\n\n4/5 only because I wasn't blown away.  I liked it and I have no complaints, but this isn't necessarily a place I'd drag my out of town guests  to in the same way I make sure everyone stops by cheeseboard or breads of india", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZN5hPwk8dv8DAtcCUDj1gQ", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lK8-TpvryS3pSQpZ3E30Eg", "text": "I live nearby and was thrilled when the doors opened at Urbann Turbann.  The food is incredibly fresh, well seasoned, and the staff are friendly and accommodating.  And, the prices can't be beat.\n\nI was lucky enough to sample their food during the week it opened and they asked for feedback which immediately altered things.  I's a good sign when a business asks their customers what they want and actually listen.\n\nThis is a great take-out place with phenomenal food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QCPnruQXhTdWqpuwP1YtTA", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lkBFY2UX8yViZUg_Kbai7A", "text": "The flavors are spot on, the price is right, service is great. I usually have a pretty big apetite, and I've found that ordering a rice bowl with naan on the side ($1 extra) gives me that nice full feeling, and gives the perfect carb to meat ratio... because really, they hook it up with the meat.\n\nThe best way I can describe this place is it's like an Indian Chipotle.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w_bKwDXr4dOAiC02JL6Veg", "date": "2012-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "luNeC8lNiphfdGeTEsAFKg", "text": "This is a great lunch spot. It's become a weekly event for me.\n\nThe wraps are tasty (naan and roti are made fresh to order!), and once you find the right combination of toppings, they have a lot of flavor. It did take me a few tries to find the right combo of chutneys and accoutrement . (If you like sweet with a little spice, I'd recommend the sweet tamarind chutney with a small splash of their fire roasted tomato.) I always get the cholay (chickpea curry), which is hearty. It's not the most amazing Indian food you'll ever have, but it's good quality, fresh, and reasonably healthy. Definitely a welcome addition to my lunch routines. \n\nThere isn't much in the way of atmosphere here. It's more of a grab and go place. The servers have always been on the ball when I've been here. They are especially prepared for the campus lunch rush. I walked in today, saw a long line, and pondered going somewhere else. But within a few minutes, I was already ordering my wrap. Kudos for that!\n\nAnd did I mention the price?! Having a REALLY filling, fast lunch for just $5--perfect. \n\nHonestly, my only complaint is that some of the servers aren't great at constructing the wraps. I sometimes end up with blobs of chutney/toppings rather than having it spread throughout the wrap. And when that's the fire roasted tomato chutney....oh boy. Those are sinus-clearing bites!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l3j1TM_chYlwL_jIhRC1Lg", "date": "2010-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m9nTd2zFfmjEQqYk_O9Ixw", "text": "I've always wondered when Indian food could become fast food, and here it is.\n\nUrbann Turbann, the Indian Chipotle. Prices are even comparable to Chipotle. Instead of tortilla, you get naan. You get chutney, butter chicken, and a bunch of spices. Confused at what to order? That's okay, the service is great and they'll walk you through each step of the process with pleasure.\n\nBurritos (should they be called that? Or Naanritos) are a bit dry though, and  they definitely fill you up fast. I really want to try the lassie next time I'm here.\n\nIf this place were on Southside I'm sure it would be jam-packed every single day!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MI6FSahawuFXhi8jqG6KYA", "text": "Apparently, while I was busy wasting away my summer, three new eateries opened up on Euclid and Hearst. It's probably shameful that it has taken me so long to notice, but I've recently been punching sustainability in the face and have been driving myself around Berkeley. Discovering this place five days before I move away for good is evidently my punishment.\n\nSeeing that I consider Chipotle to be a sign of the apocalypse, the description \"Indian Chipotle\" certainly didn't inspire much confidence. Fear not, as the wraps at Urbann Turbann are so much more than this. I entered and was greeted by two apathetic looking employees who ignored me and continued stirring their mushy-looking ingredients in various steam tubs. My heart sank. I opted to go with a mix of the mushroom mattar and the chicken tandoori in my wrap. As my wrap passed on to the veggie bar stage, I requested that the server put just a tiny bit of onions, cilantro, and mixed greens on my wrap. Instead, I got a mountain of greens. Next, I requested a small serving of spicy mint chutney. PLOP! By this point, I fully expected my wrap to taste like absolute garbage. However, I was pleasantly surprised to find that the flavors were rich and very well balanced, with the perfect mix of spices. It turned out that neither the vegetables nor the chutney ended up washing out the flavors of the two main ingredients, and instead perfectly complemented them. Everything also tasted surprisingly fresh, considering that most of the ingredients had emerged from hibernation in those dreaded steam tubs. I ended up getting quite a bit more than I bargained for (which probably explains the Chipotle comparison), for a princely sum of $7. I actually found the wrap to be considerably more appetizing than the meals I have had at Naan'n'Curry and House of Curries (not exactly the pinnacle of Indian cuisine, I know), and even better than that new Indian Flavors place that my all my Indian friends seem to be raving about these days. I would definitely come back. Four stars for the food.\n\nMinus half a star for a complete lack of seating. There are zero seats, and what appears to be a couple of disassembled tables in the front. Minus another half a star for not putting any napkins or utensils in my bag. You're serving a heaping mound of semi-wet ingredients inside an open-ended naan. Don't skimp on the napkins, please.\n\nNorthside has always lacked a variety of cheap quality eats, but now with the emergence of three new restaurants, it seems like the oft-forgotten Euclid area is making a comeback.\n\nUPDATE: The owners have informed me that the seating arrangement is being worked on, and that they're currently wading through some red tape to make it happen. Also, I've been informed that in order to cut down on waste, the napkins and forks are there for customers to help themselves to them. I guess someone has to be sustainable in order to make up for me raping the planet in my SUV... It would still be nice to get a napkin or two in to go orders though, so that customers in a rush (such as myself) won't be left with messy hands and nowhere to wipe them. Either way, star reinstated. The food is also sourced from local farms, and is apparently made in small batches to fill the steam tubs (unlike an evil pseudo-Mexican chain that shall not be named). A+ for sustainable supply chain management and supporting other local businesses! Don't miss this place if you're looking for a quick, relatively healthy, and tasty meal!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mfu3oMFJEJyMgN1goQlFUw", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mQk8JIozjzmtf0rrd79b0Q", "text": "I already miss this place. Having gone each week when I took my son to a class on campus I tried many of the combos. They are way generous and the sauces all taste great to me. They cook up the Naan right there in the super hot special oven. The staff there were friendly. There is minimal seating but we always took it to go. Having the wrap as a sort of salad or bowl is even better and they sell the naan for a buck. Overall I love this place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DawU5LHd-JfqMLvmpySz_Q", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mrJeJGKEPuwKJrq8ZHZihQ", "text": "Oh man, the food here is so good! I've recently been trying Indian places and Urbann Turbann is one of my favorite places. Fast, easy, and decently priced. What more could you want?\n\nI personally would suggest the Rice bowl with pork vindaloo and butter chicken and everything on top with the greek yogurt and sweet tamarind sauce *drool*\n\nParking is not too bad in this area, you just might have to park a lil further up on Euclid.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "og5J_YdPaoYjAjn37aWB3Q", "date": "2011-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m_uAggyo30Uk1w6K9Kw0lw", "text": "Love the concept! Chicken, potatoes, your choice of veggies and sauce, all wrapped in naan! I like how they use naan for their wrap instead of a tortilla, because it just tastes THAT much better! The burrito is HUGE, so you might want to share it with a friend.. and if you ask for spicy, it's REALLY spicy (you have been warned). It's also kind of hard to eat, so come prepared.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H9FnhuwhThIk7-alE-FdwA", "date": "2012-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n5oflHD13PrE-ZlnApSzFA", "text": "The Indian version of Chipotle. \n\nWhat can I say about this place? Only that it is SO GOOD. I have recently become a fan of Indian food, and wanted to try out this place because my friend was constantly raving about it last year. Usually all that hype makes me a little disappointed with the quality of the food, but not this time! \n\nLike I mentioned, it is essentially like an Indian version of Chipotle. There is an assembly line where you can choose your different ingredients--butter chicken, etc. You can have the option of putting it in a rice bowl or a naan burrito, which is exactly what I did. They also let you combine different things together if you are super indecisive (like I am). \n\nI got a naan burrito STUFFED with chicken and this mushroom mix (because I was indecisive) along with yogurt, a sweet chipotle sauce, an assortment of vegetables, and potatoes. I can't exactly remember what the chicken and mushroom dish were called, only that they were so good combined together. And when I say my burrito was stuffed, I'm telling you it was FULL, almost to the point where the server could barely wrap it into a burrito. They are very generous with their portions, and I was able to eat my burrito for dinner and lunch the next day. \n\nWhen I bit into that first bite, it was absolutely divine. All the spices gave the food so much flavoring, but it wasn't too much where it overpowered the different ingredients. I can't do spicy, and it was the perfect balance between spicy and sweet. The chicken was not dry at all, and were cut into nice bite-sized portions. While there was so much food that I had to use a fork to scoop out food during parts of my meal, what was nice was that my server wrapped it so tightly that it wasn't messy to eat at all. I couldn't stop eating it, and it was really nice to enjoy it while sitting at Memorial Glade with great friends. \n\nThe staff is also very friendly and my server was really helpful in getting my first burrito here together. He also gave me extra portions when he overheard how hungry I was. They also have a deal where if you register the code on your receipt online, you get a free burrito after every $65 dollars spent!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "klIMMg94GVbtNDE0tej8Bg", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nLtnC6RxRxDHWx7o9Posbg", "text": "Pork vindaloo with naan! I got it with potatoes, peppers, lettuce, tomatoes, and the brown sauce that was kinda sweet. It was seriously delicious, largely portioned, and cheap! I was able to split it into two meals. It's a must-visit in Berkeley. Parking may be a problem during busy meal times and after 6pm. But otherwise it seems to have ample street parking!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r3xAeMCc7z0Yu9WALxm8sQ", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nW_OWs70LlPIbO5nX_29aQ", "text": "By far my favorite place to grab lunch in Berkeley. The food is fresh, the portions are great and the staff is great! Definitely a go to spot if you're looking for some quality food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NHnM161XZjw5tRVs07DziQ", "date": "2012-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NzMJ1pkmfOKs5Q6ZnJyKtw", "text": "dang. i luh you. everything on their menu is delicious. it's so great that you can eat indian food like a burrito especially when you're busy and can't sit down to eat. i had the butter chicken wrapped in naan with potatoes and coconut chutney.  make sure you ask them for a little bit more chutney cause it gives the kick that it needs.  the naan was hot and the ingredients seemed fresh.  sometimes, thoughts of urbann turbann pop up in my head randomly during the day. it's that good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Poh2cBXsqfWfw1-nJMhQ2g", "date": "2011-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o1zLyBCC-zJZ9nQsozxM6w", "text": "A great twist on quick-serve Indian Food.  It's a \"Chipotle\" style model where you choose bread, meat (multiple veggie options), and fillings.   The food is very fresh and their are lots of different styles and combinations, hot and mild, that really suit any tastes.  The employees are happy to help you navigate through the menu if you aren't familiar with the different offerings.  \n\nQuite frankly, the prices aren't bad when compared to other options and the amount of food that you get.  $7 will certainly fill you up and even adding a Samosa and Drink can get you out of the door for around $10.00.  \n\nI will most likely be back when I am in the area looking for something full of flavor and filling.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7HW0NNfupsrfWXQWh2w0bg", "date": "2010-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o3pkU4GPND-0ZJswLiy3Xw", "text": "Butter chicken naan wrap. Killer.\n\nThe other reviewers aren't lying, it really is the \"Indian version of Chipotle.\"\nThis means that they move you down the burrito assembly line, and you pick what you want, and they throw it together for you.\n\nIt's damn good, too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oa1z0K2n-ZHUg1Stl0gZlw", "date": "2011-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "odwdtNwI4_IDMini3jVBhQ", "text": "Like many other people who've written reviews for this place, I heard that this place was like an \"Indian\" version of Chipotle. I love Indian food, and Chipotle has become, in recent times, a staple of my college-student diet (namely because of it's high caloric content). So, what could go wrong?\n\nThe first time I visited, I ordered a naan wrap with tandoori chickens, no potatoes, tomatoes, onions, chilies, cilantro, and coconut chutney. It was honesty a life-changing experience. I would never have expected that they make naan right in front of your eyes. I don't think Chipotle could even attest to that, despite their claims to \"Food with Integrity.\" \n\nI went back several times after that, going through all the meats, chutneys, fillings, and adding the potatoes. (The potatoes are crucial!) I'd have to say, the naan wrap still remains the best item on their menu. The best meat would have to be the tender, juicy pork vindaloo and the best sauce would be the sweet tamarind, although all the sauces are pretty good. \n\nThe price is very reasonable, considering the size and quality of the food you're getting. The wrap is about 1.3x the size of a Chipotle burrito (one that has been stuffed beyond the comfort zone of the employee making it). All the meats are freshly prepared and flavorful. All the veggies are fresh as well. \n\nAll in all, I'd say I'm coming here for lunch anytime I'm on the north side of the campus. Actually, I'd make the mecca even if I wasn't.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WeWJTA59Mk8_A3t25mVI1g", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pc-JNwHQ98gIHyNMuEnY4w", "text": "HELLO INDIAN CHIPOTLE OF NORTHSIDE BERKELEY~~!!!\n\nHonestly, it is the indian chipotle. You got your naan bread wrap (tortilla) with choice of different types of meat (like at chipotle) with some potatoes (like the rice at chipotle), All at a great price!\n\nI came here with my roommate who has CURRY FEVER (love for both stephen curry and indian curry/food) and we LOVED the place.\n\nHow do I know this is a great food place? Food coma of 6 hrs!! We most definitely are going to come back and hopefully they'll have their samosas cause last time they ran out! \n\nThe seating is very limited so if there's no space just go back onto campus and chill and eat some indian food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "azCk2YXSFr-lKgBtA3CWIA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pPvzP1Gct-Z3CESRrP-Yzg", "text": "The offerings: \nThis place is quick Indian to go.  You can get a rice bowl or naan or roti wrap with a veggie or meat topping/filling.  There were a couple veggie options (paneer and red peppers, something with mushrooms), and two or three meat options including pork and beef.  $5 to $7 for the wraps and rice bowls.  $1 for veggie samosas.  Think Chipotle reinvented for Indian food.\n\nThe verdict:\nReally tasty!  Nothing like a wrap made with naan.  Kind of high price to quality/portion ratio.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8ro9EoJQEmuQFRvMk36RUQ", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PWTB4qCeT8po98F49AAORg", "text": "The food here is mouth-wateringly good. I usually don't worry too much about customer service, but the employees are also exceptionally nice. Butter chicken rice bowl with hot mint chutney = perfect lunch/dinner experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UR2gSQ2UkaFSPzbkjaq8Aw", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qRCEWjufjsujHoydxW5d7Q", "text": "I totally agree with the reviewer that this place is the Indian version of Chipotle. Right next to campus, this place is tiny, so it's best to grab food and go. All meals come on a bed of rice or a naan wrap. They have three veggie options-the paneer is delicious and then fresh toppings. Also have mango lassies and samosas. Limited menu, but everything you need for Indian on the go. The place is always clean with friendly and efficient staff-but if you get there during lunch don't be surprised to find a line out the door, but ti moves fast. \n\nLunch is about $7 and you get plenty of food for one meal, often I can't eat it all in one sitting. Completely authentic Indian food-no. But a delicious, reasonably priced lunch place on the go to mix up your week!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8mw2X0uRU4A5FnBMOx3__w", "date": "2011-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qrXRsTB4KOf6nS7EufVf9w", "text": "Nice cozy place\n\nINDIAN FOOD IN A BURRITO WRAP?? I WISH THERE WERE MORE OF THESE PLACES IN THE WORLD\n\ndam do i wish urban turban was on south side.\n\n7.50 for a huge indian burrito with a ton of meats and potatos is a deaaaalll", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qU3st9dBKQLSb4PffXdOIw", "text": "Finally got around to eating at this place that is rumored to be the Indian Chipotle. I think the idea alone is pretty innovative and I don't think I've seen it done anywhere else. \n\nThe portions are hearty and the price is good. I tried the Butter Chicken and the Tandoori Chicken both wrapped in Naan, which worked surprisingly well as a pseudo-tortilla. It wasn't too thick but still retained a nice fluffy texture. The chicken was well flavored and not too dry and the assortment of fresh veggies and sauces all mixed together quite nicely.\n\nIt might not be true Indian food, but I would definitely come back and try some of the other options.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5EQnJI0p5Jnu0Bjhj4aaQw", "date": "2011-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rh6B9ep4aGXWqD9HDsHVFg", "text": "I just had to come here after hearing glorious things about Urbann Turbann from my friends. Berkeley bucket list CHECK!\n\nFirst off, everything here is massive and supersized. The burritos are humongous, think every type of indian entree you can think of, plus rice and greens wrapped in a large, THICK naan. Talk about food comas on the go! Their salad box is pretty much the same except you have to order the naan separately which is a kind of a bummer. However, it does allow you to enjoy the meal for a day or two because the naan won't get as soggy. I like the fact that the staff does not limit how much customers chose to stuff in their burritos, because there are many types of sides to choose from (including a good vegetarian selection). I like the creamy potatoes, orange tofu/paneer thingy, mango lassi and sweet and sour sauce. In the end, everything mushes together and begins to taste the same so I recommend either eating everything in one sitting or sharing with friends. Portions and prices are very generous. I'd say this is a must-have experience before one leaves Berkeley--Indian style Chipotle.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "roVmYBjWrjUYaZMY2Q_6kQ", "text": "Super-fresh, super-delicious, super-friendly too.  My first try today, and I love this place.  I ordered the choley in a naan (which they make to order right in front of you - the best!) I meant to take it home, but took a bite and then, well, that was that.  Gone in a flash!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-fK3SPcpHb6TXd3-uX9hxg", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rSp7BHdWRNIQFShW12V8yw", "text": "Have been here three times, and I do like this place.\nIs it the best Indian food ever? Well I'm no Indian food connoisseur, but there are definitely better Indian restaurants. So I'd seek elsewhere if you want mindblowing Indian food....\nThe idea is just like Chipotle as others have said. There is naan, roti (\"healthier\" option), or bowl. And then there are choices for meat/vegetables. They'll also give you potatoes if you want them. Of course, then comes vegetables and finally a variety (~5 or 6) chutneys to choose. The raita (yogurt) does cost 50 cent extra...worth it? Eh. Maybe the first time. But my problem is that I don't really taste it with so many other items in the wrap. \n\nThe meat (I typically get the Butter Chicken) is generally pretty good/vegetables are fresh tasting. Portions are definitely generous...takes some time to finish, even for a big eater as myself. Watch out if you're getting this to go in a wrap because it can and does get soggy. Dripping messes are no fun. \n\nRestaurant itself is kind of small with limited seating inside and outside. Workers there are nice and my first time there, the guy gave me a recommendation of the chutneys that complement the meat. Prices are standard at ~7.5 for meat and a little cheaper for vegetables/cholay.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fOBDJdEoxV5q0557hsCyCw", "date": "2012-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S1EtuyEBG3ZUDQsnOXq9EQ", "text": "Had an order of the Seasonal Fresh Vegetables Wrap (~$7): kale, potatoes, lettuce, tomato, cucumbers, mixed greens, chillies, cilantro, and red onions with spicy tomato chutney in a fresh naan. Food was delicious, staff was fast, and the ambiance was lively.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XPfIgUhh-qYIEs64hN1vkA", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s9Jqn2PVvPklCrHq4nQCsQ", "text": "umg this place makes me sad I live on Southside!\n\nSo I have this burrito obsession: I want at least one every day.  But today I was stuck on Northside.  I knew about this place so I decided to check it out.  IT IS SO GOOD.  Obviously the flavor profile is different than the standard burrito, and it's a nice change.  I love that you can put a bunch of fresh organic veggies in it.  THE NAAN IS SO CHEWY.  Good lord.  The warm, stretchy, chewy tortilla is what I love about burritos, but having the naan as the wrap doubles the chewiness.  Whoever invented this was a genius.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SURdi0D9d13mxB5NLPo_7A", "text": "Delicious! \n\nWhat's different about this Indian naan-wrap place is they make the wraps in front of you. Consequently the process is quick, efficient, and the wrap is made to your satisfaction. The service is very friendly and helpful; as it was my first time, I only knew what meat I wanted (butter chicken, a childhood favorite---tandoori chicken covered with a coconut milk based curry).\n\nThe server gave me suggestions about the chutney and other things that I was unsure about. And it was a delicious, delicious wrap. I also bought a samosa (they threw in another one for free as it was closing time) and these were also very good. Seems a little bit primed for the American palate; spiciness is very toned down. I was thankful.\n\nI'd come back, but probably not a good place if you want to eat inside (not much seating, especially if you have a large group). But it's close enough to other outdoor seating areas so, worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "21WGkxli71IQDgDyFwbJEw", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T1uj32acn4KGGXeeBDFEZQ", "text": "I have to give this place five stars. This place is so good and the food is so cheap. I know it may not be authentic Indian food, but what can you expect from fast food places. Chipotle is definitely not real Mexican food, Yoshinoya is not real Japanese food, and Panda Express is not real Chinese food, but people still love to eat at these places.\n\nAll I can say is this place, at least for me was really good. Its like a chipotle for Indian food. I got a warp with the potatoes and the pork vindalu. The ingredients are super fresh and they stuff the wrap with tons of meat. It is a perfect place if your wanting to grab a quick bite to eat.\n\nThe people that serve you are very friendly and the restaurant is kept pretty clean.\n\nThe only thing bad about this place is that the wraps can get a bit messy so try not to eat this in class or while wearing white.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sNm9xaSDsZ6J6gTCeapvRg", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "taJT8B46_3Xilu6ZWdRUfg", "text": "I couldn't really imagine what the Indian version of Chipotle was supposed to be, but now I know what everyone means. Basically, you just order everything cafeteria-style - you choose a wrap or rice bowl, add the main meat/veggies, then fresh tomatoes/cilantro/onions/etc, and finally select a sauce. I went with a tandoori chicken naan wrap with sweet and sour sauce and miscellaneous veggies. I walked out with a hefty wrap all for only $7! Really easy to order, clean place, cheap (and no tax?!). Definitely worth stopping by if you're in the area. Probably healthier than Chipotle too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "URWpOVK9fAmpQvntMa9LOQ", "date": "2011-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TJBIa2lCHj0BE8fHTsk9jw", "text": "7 dollars gets you a HUGE naan wrap stuffed full of meat, potatoes, veggies, and chutneys. The naan is freshly baked.  Great food!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hLGKr59Uc7yZOUzS-ptLrw", "date": "2011-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tjCI_2-u3eS4iQR8mBGCrA", "text": "This place was awesome! First and foremost the prices were great because everything on the menu includes tax. I had the kabab wrap with the potatoes and raitha. The meat was very flavorful and the naan wasn't burnt like other places! \n\nThe place itself is pretty nice. Defiantly catered toward people on the go, as most of us are! \n\nAwesome food prepared fast, great customer service and very reasonable prices!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "r66nQHLmMIWHQkzhZM3muA", "date": "2010-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tMR3kyJRVnm02RKv1crnqg", "text": "good food! It's the only place northside I've found where one can get a good amount of good quality food for $5-6 including tax. There's not a lot of variety, but the quality is pretty consistent.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K0SSE3judvv-xM5WgRRgZA", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u5_HcodZgQrS4abXAK5qnQ", "text": "Urbann Turbann, is like the indian chipotle... but extremely better and awesome! Cheers mate! this place is super bomb man, for a little under 8 bucks you get a FAT, no offense to anyone... but a FAT ole \"indian burrito\" your choice of meats... (you can also mix n match) i tried the butter chicken with potatoes, and everything with coconut and EXTRA Habanero sauce all wrapped in a delicious piece of na'an. Let me just warn you, first bite you're like woah... second bite.... you begin to enter a state of euphoria...third bite... or maybe it's your 4th,5th, 6th? you'll lose track of time and end up going in for 1 more! haha come out to Urbann Turbann it's an awesome place, very flavorful... and indeed something different!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sWI9dqELLAD2LUrxpXJbqg", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uJtfJWOPvfl7ZHvhTKxWUw", "text": "I loved this place from the very first time I tried it out. I think its brilliant! They have kept it simple but tasty. The fusion of the Indian food in burrito style naans works really well. I also love that they have chutneys to spice things up a little more! \n\nMy favorite is the pork vindaloo but  almost anything is good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mr9ATRWNaaHekJszWw6P6Q", "date": "2011-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uNt8mpBQgBCNVlFKHcgBqQ", "text": "Urbann Turbann presents an Indian version of Chipotle, making assembly line wraps with Naan or Roti instead of a tortilla.  I usually get a Naan wrap with Tandoori Chicken and Tamarind chutney, which is a tangy and delicious combination.  Overall, it was well executed, with my only complaint that the size of the wrap is a bit small and not very filling.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uzu6ik16DkjW2ZFgRlULEA", "text": "great Indian wrap\nkinda pricy for a wrap though\nthe portion's pretty big and it does fill you up", "stars": 4, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vbtMhYxNxu_F1TJkzpWo5Q", "text": "Delicious and nutritious!  I had the cholay-roti wrap, with their spicy cumin & habanero pepper sauce, and it was everything I hoped for and more : )  The pork vindaloo was also delectable, highly recommended!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UoKkgWmE9-c3wbWwO4VAVQ", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vwUDTNJr8NzU2ObXs_CB5w", "text": "Went there yesterday. The wrap is GREAT! Need more seats and it'll be perfect if they have Taj Mahal beer.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DTvxBG21UUIZaBBjuLDmPQ", "date": "2011-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VZRE_n5ek-ZEZojp7ZonrQ", "text": "Close to campus, passably tasty Indian food.  Ok, so my first impression of this place was confusion.  Something about the layout and the menu made me just not know what to do.  You get two options:\n1) a rice bowl\n2) a wrap with either naan or whole-wheat roti\nIt's meant to be quick take-out style.\n\nI got the Cholay (chickpea wrap) in a roti.  It was fine.  The roti while fresh didn't actually taste that good...bit of a cardboard texture.  The cholay was fine although clearly \"white-people\" spiced...meaning a bit bland.  I ate the overall product although was a bit under-whelmed.\n\nI'm giving them 3 stars (instead of 2) because they're new, and I hope they improve.  If they read this, they should:\n1) Re-orient their ordering process or make it a bit clearer.\n2) Get a bit more adventurous with the spice.\n3) Offer some sort of combo options...especially on the vegetarian side.  This is distinctly oriented toward meat-eaters.\n\nthankfully it's super cheap.  Roti + a drink was $6.26 with tax.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VnKj044Tt5doqaVDIJbWsw", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wH72ZO6wKCayPhiJT7Mmyg", "text": "This place has completely changed my campus dining experience. After six years of eating the same old thing i was in desperate need of something new. With fresh, organic, spicy, and affordable food, Urbann Turbann truly delivers.\n\nAn extra bonus: The owners (a husband and wife team) and their staff are super nice and are always willing to accommodate the customer.\n\nMy favorite: a brown rice bowl with 1/2 beef kabob and veggies, followed by a mango lassi. \n\nThe chai's also fantastic.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HF8NVko9xwGL1mi9setczg", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X5Zxu3RoJWgeBNe_LWeBfQ", "text": "Like all the other reviews said, this is basically an Indian version of Chipotle. \n\nI like Chipotle: big burritos, fresh, fast, tasty if not authentic.\n\nI like Indian food.\n\nWhy not combine the two?\n\nThe combination works for me. It might not work for you, but it's worth a try to see. The abysmal selection of decent lunch spots on North Side only makes this place even more welcome. A bonus: payment is nearly instant with a credit card, no signature required. Portions are large. $7 for my very filling wrap is a good deal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zNx6JRMhUHoIhLdKMjN4SA", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X7i_C8BGXyOWWDU3OUSEng", "text": "I wish I had pre-planned my meal here by at least looking up the menu beforehand.\n\nI was STARVING when I stumbled in here and ordered sporadically from the menu without really seeing all my options.\n\nEnded up with a naan wrap containing all the veggies and chicken tandoori with no chutney. (I have a palette for bland foods)\n\nThe naan was chewy but I wish it was more doughy and overall, the flavors complemented each other well (the chicken wasn't too spicy or salty for me). My biggest complaint is that the chicken was dry but that could've been my fault for not adding any chutney.\n\nIn any case, the service was great and the cashier tossed in some recommended sauces which he said would enhance the flavor.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xgFpqLDx54sub7kLBuSqzw", "text": "Urbann turbann, I love you. You are the chipotle of Indian food with that exclusivity for you are only located in Berkeley, to my knowledge. You were closed for too long during the winter holidays. I love Indian food and you managed to make it easy to eat on the go. Perfect and ingenious business model. \n\nButter chicken, habanero chutney, add that coconut goodness too. Yea, that is all. Quick trick, to get extra you ask for the potatoes, meat, then extra potatoes so you don't get skimped on the meat. You're welcome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XnWTpZeb0atyolIc5-XRUw", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xl87sFiRa3O1ybvrxIOoXw", "text": "So good!!! Quick, friendly service, and they don't skimp with the toppings, unlike Chipotle. \n\nYou can ask for half-half meat options, so get half butter chicken and half something else. The potatoes are delish. \n\nThe naan was good but not overpowering or crammed, unlike the giant tortilla wads you see at the bottom of typical burritos. \n\nGet the chutneys, because it'll be a little dry without. \n\nOnly like 4 tiny tables, so expect to get it to-go, or just hope to be lucky.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XP3TVeN4LlLUdY5caSesfA", "text": "Okay. Whoever thought of this...deserves mad, mad props.\n\nI mean come on. Indian food. IN A NAAN-RITO. Must have been some tandoori god come down from culinary heaven. And on the fourth day, there was pork vindaloo. And it was good.\n\nOf course, there are some tiny nits to pick. I wish the naan was thicker and more full-bodied, and it got a little soggy towards the end of my Urbann experience. If you're going to have naan, why not have garlic naan (a tiny change but more delicious) or chapatis? I also sort of wish that there were naan-cos (naan tacos) and naan-chiladas. Maybe even a naan-edilla (With or without paneer? Another pressing question!) There are so many possibilities that could be realized here.\n\nThe space is always bumping good music and the workers are very friendly. With plenty of options for vegetarians etc., this almost has me wishing I had moved to Berkeley. If they add some naan-chiladas to their menu, I just might.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hlbsfR2VwAIcdF_PjrttjQ", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xw78CPaTt-nwgSOS2v36Kw", "text": "I love everything about this place, except for the lack of seating availability.\n\nThe food is fresh, tasty, and satisfying.  They give you a lot more meat/beans than Chipotle.  The flavors from the seasoning are distinct and unique, but not overwhelming.  A lot of fusion restaurants tend to be a bland version of the original food, but I feel like Urbann Turbann retains authentic Indian cooking while transforming it to an American format.\n\nI had a roti wrap with garbonzo beans, which was okay.  It was on the cold side, but I guess that's expected since most people have the butter chicken.  It was still very good, and probably the best food you could get with $5.50.  I had it with the tamarind sauce, which was sweet and went well with the wrap.   \n\nService was good; the people were friendly and the place was clean.\n\nI admire that their menu prices actually include tax.  Most places do not, so something that's $8 on the menu ends up being $11 with tax and tip.\n\nI want to come back and try everything else on their menu!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4jPsIgMZT4_Ks5-myaW9Bg", "date": "2011-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yHO-_OxtdNkNm3HfNjNl8A", "text": "This is basically the Indian version of Chipotle!  \n\nThe butter chicken and tandoori chicken are both delicious, and I ended up getting both in my naan \"burrito\". This would have been a 4-star review if my naan hadn't gotten super soggy and nasty by the time I reached the bottom of my wrap.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2012-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yzJMsaFU73dRp-ZptccmiA", "text": "While the minimalist Indian wall d\u00e9cor contrasts sharply with the SportsCenter telecast on the big screen TV, the rest of interior is unremarkable. Depending on the day, the storefront may accommodate as many as five seats and two tables. Judging by the line of patrons that often stretches out the door and onto the sidewalk at high noon, we can only conclude that Urbann Turbann (UT) is not a dine-in establishment. What UT lacks in ambiance, however, it compensates for in speedy service, with meal latencies rarely exceeding five minutes, even under the pressures of peak, mid-day volume. UT achieves high throughput by reducing the fine art of rice-bowl and wrap preparation into an assembly line integrating interchangeable curry, vegetable, and garnish components.\n\nMost of the kitchen is in plain view, but is strategically shielded from the untoward sneeze of a sick patron by thick plates of Plexiglas. Our careful, albeit brief, examination of the kitchen area yielded no red flags. We were pleased to find that UT exclusively uses compostable containers, utensils, and cups.\n\nThe menu breaks down into the two broad subcategories of wrap and rice bowl. Wraps may be constructed from a naan or roti foundation, whereas white or brown rice may form the base of a bowl. A superstructure may be constructed from meat- or vegetable-based curries with a choice of fresh vegetables (greens, cucumber, tomato, onion), with garnishes to top it off. The vegetarian eigendish, a roti wrap with a chickpea curry, fresh veggies, diced jalapenos, and spicy red sauce ($7), performed admirably and was decently spicy, especially for a fast food joint. Not only was the wrap filling, but the fresh veggies also provided at least the appearance of healthfulness. The meat-containing eigendish, a naan wrap with chicken vindaloo, fresh veggies, diced jalapenos and a mildly sweet tamarind sauce ($7), also receives high marks, particularly for the sauce. While we commend UT for stuffing each wrap to maximum capacity, the poor tensile strength of naan and roti, particularly when wet, leads to premature fragmentation of the wrap all too often. Indeed, for those who prefer large quantities of sauce, we highly recommend a rice bowl instead of a wrap to minimize the risk of meal failure.\n\nOverall, UT excels in providing rapid service, a clean environment, comparatively healthy options, and large portions, making it an ideal choice for lunch and well deserving of four samosas. UT's modest prices warrant a single rupee, resulting in a very high samosa-to-rupee ratio (4.0). Thus, while UT bills itself as Indian fast food, we think the term \"good food quickly\" is more appropriate.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L2D-IGR6lXf8_qe_pTi5Bw", "date": "2011-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZEyNX2qjcNVk92GuSUznzA", "text": "Tastes great. The butter chicken is my favorite and the vegetables they use are delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qvlGyOUbIhBDR-MWWkyd7Q", "date": "2012-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zNaSaR18npOXnYueChBWhg", "text": "I avoided urb turb for a while because the line is always so long, but I finally decided to wait and I was well rewarded.  The line actually moves very fast and since it's an assembly line you get your food as soon as you're out of line.  Lot's of people are calling this the Indian Chipotle, which would be true if Chipotle made their tortillas fresh to order (yes the nann at urb urb are rolled out and baked fresh as you wait!), and if Chipotle had more vegetarian options than just sauteed bell peppers (the mushroom and peas at urb are amazing!).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zsjMny2ilEli3wMxZ0uDxA", "text": "The restaurant is a concept that I have long believed would be successful, has finally come into fruition: A restauarant that wraps South Asian curries in naan or roti. Essentially, curry burritos to make Indian food fast food.\n\nI found this restaurant by accident. I happened to be on the north side of Berkeley's campus, which I rarely am, and saw the joint while I was looking for a place to pick up food. Curry wraps are an idea I have had for a long time, so I was more than glad to try this place out when I saw it.\n\n I walked in and there was no line. (This is probably because the school year is not in session). Anyhow, restaurant serving process is akin to what you would find at a Subway or Chipotle. You choose your bread (naan or roti), then choose your curry, then get to add vegetables and chutneys optionally. (Masru (i.e. Indian yogurt) costs extra in your wrap.)\n\nThe chief asset of this type of restaurant is that it is supposed to make Indian food a non-messy fast food option. This is great if it fulfills that goal. However, the restaurant had some problems. First, the service was not that fast. Second, the naan was not that tightly wrapped so it could become messy if I was really in a go. Third, even though they are a fast food place, it would be nice if they had some seating area.\n\nBut despite those criticisms, it is a pretty good place to hit up. I ordered pork vindaloo, which was good enough for fast food. The service was friendly and courteous. For example, the worker did not like the quality of naan he was about to use for my wrap, so he decided to make a new one, which took longer. (Personally, I thought the naan looked fine. I didn't mind the small burned portions, that's part of what you expect with naan.) The employees were also friendly and willing to strike up conversations. They told me they opened up last monday, so they are very brand new. Also, they have a \"curry\" called \"cholay\". I told them they should call it the \"Sholay Cholay\" in honor of the 1970s Bollywood megahit.\n\nAnyhow, here is some advice on how the restaurant could improve. First, they need to get a device that allows them to cook several naan at a time in advance. They should have five available freshly cooked naan and 5 roti at any given time to be ready for customers, given their primary differentiation from other Indian restaurants is that they are supposed to be fast. Second, I would add the option of chapatis instead of just rotis and naan for the wraps. Third, they should reverse the direction of the \"assembly line\". Customers have to go all the way to the other side of the restaurant to start their order. The assembly line should start near the door and the cash register should be at the other end. Fourth, they need to figure out a better way to wrap the food. While they do a reasonably admirable job, there could be improvement. They could either increase the size of the bread so that it is more all to wrap all the contents like a burrito. Another option is to reduce the amount of curries and vegetables they put into wrap. Fifth, and this may not be something they can do immediately because of the space they have, but at least have a table or two in restaurant or the sidewalk. \n\nAll that said, this is wonderful concept and the owners (who I believe also are the servers) sincerely into the idea. I hope them much success and I hope these comments help them improve. Please eat here. It is worth it at least once.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7vDwaAOEfwwAM4oJSDBONQ", "date": "2010-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zXnkLq6mBeddqUarnoV9uQ", "text": "Urbann Turbann is pretty much a healthier, fresher Indian version of Chipotle.\n\nI got their Seekh kabob (beef) wrapped with roti. The flavor of the beef kabob was pretty good, but it was a tad dry. The roti was chewy, but not as chewy as the naan. I loooove the potatoes they put in the wrap. It's well seasoned and cooked just right. \n\nI personally like their sweet tamarind sauce.\n\nI tried my friend's tandoori chicken naan wrap too. The chicken is tender and not dry. The naan is very chewy and flavorful. I'm definitely getting the naan next time I come here. \n\nThe price is reasonable. I paid $7 for my beef roti wrap and that's enough for two light meals for me. The wraps are a tad smaller than a chipotle burrito though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9pAJWhY0xtOuJWlkra9gIw", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7G_3JpceehdbMY1-ZZ6V0w", "text": "It's like chipotle but with Indian food! Also, workers aren't creeps, portions are huge, and the ingredients are pretty fresh (freshly made naan!) \n\nI had a naan wrap with the spicy kabob. It was amazing. They put so much food in your wrap. I also had one of the samosas. When I first had the samosas, it was amazing. Super fresh, super tasty. I went later that day because my friends wanted to try urbann turbann and the samosas were definitely not as good. You have to get them when they're fresh to get the most out of them. \n\nBut overall, would definitely eat here again. Really good place, great idea for a restaurant too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vn7JtT64IYTKFbqJ5vvKAQ", "date": "2010-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8gWE8N1e9XmQEqHCoL4FtA", "text": "What a great idea for a restaurant! \n\nNot all the flavor combinations are completely sound (like at Chipotle), so it will take some experimentation on my part to find something great here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8jfeUpMU9qmifs2DEQ-FVg", "text": "Solid 4 stars, good for togo, great as left overs, great service.  I think it is really hard to give Urban Turbann 5 stars because there are way too many Indian Food around Berkeley. I do like house of curry more, but this is the place to go for togo Indian food on north side.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2012-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "92CJnJATFo3sRvEjkK4E_Q", "text": "I love Indian food and I love burritos so I assumed this would be my kind of place. This first time, it was....but I have to admit it has gone down hill every time I go. \nThere website is down on and off always. \nThe guy wrapping the burrito the last 2 times should have been elsewhere on the assembly line because he could not wrap burritos to save his life and instead of grabbing a new nan and trying again he just threw it in a box.\n I still long for my first experience here and always hope that the next time I go will be amazing, but I am about to give up.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jy-YyFaGgbzuoJe6nMBDYw", "date": "2012-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "czu8Bb2axLwlVspqpaBHcw", "text": "I love the concept of gourmet Indian Burrito and their food is excellent.  Although the first time I visited this establishment my server seemed stoned or have bad short-term memory\n\nServer: What can I get for you\nMe: I'd like a kabob burrito please\n\nS: [grabbed naan but seemed to blank out for 10 seconds] what filling do you want\nM: beef kabob\n\nS: [puts beef on naan] do you want rice?\nM: yes rice and all the vegetables\n\nS: [adds rice] do you want lettuce?\nM: yes, and all the vegetables\n\nS: [adds lettuce] do you want tomatoes?\nM: yes, and cucumbers and red onions and cilantro\n\nS: [adds tomatoes] do you want cucumbers?\n\n... 5 minutes later ...\n\nS: do you want chutney?\nM: yes, tamarind and mint chutney\n\nS: we don't have tamarind chutney\nCasher: yes we do, the chutney is in the little sauce cups\n\nS: [adds tamarind chutney] do you want another kind of chutney\nM: yes mint please\n\nDespite the whole process taking a long time, I do like their kabob in a naan burrito", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W3pB9iiIEkkCjX18gtYnMw", "date": "2010-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EC6xIdTGq01LJKgeQ5VShA", "text": "It didn't take much prodding to get me to try this place out. \n\nThe four F's come to mind when I think of Urbann Turbann:\n\n* Fresh ingredients\n* Flavorful curries\n* Fast service\n* Fair prices\n\nI got the naan wrap with butter chicken (tikka masala) and added all the veggies, topped with the mint and tamarind chutney. Now, while the flavors were great, the wrap itself was soggy because of all the excess liquid. I wouldn't recommend getting a wrap unless you're going to eat it within 50 yards of the restaurant, and within 3 minutes.\n\nYes, some people call it the Indian Chipotle, but this is really something else, altogether. It's definitely worth a try, and a re-visit. For $9, I got my wrap and two samosas.\n\nThe only drawback is that you can get a buffet meal at other places for about the same price. If you're really into AYCE basmati and curries, then this isn't for you. but if you're looking for something different, and would like some real flavor in your food, swing by Urbann Turbann. The size of the wrap is about equivalent to two trips through a buffet line, so enjoy!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fcIVQsaKYfji66XkuwI5SA", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fQuS6MuwAI-32dg5ITP8OQ", "text": "Another Indian Chipotle.  What's not to love?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "h9snHpSj0WDvUvM7UnCujQ", "text": "I've only had it once, and I'm not sure how I feel about it. The prospect of an Indianized burrito is exciting, but the execution feels a little off. One thing that Chipotle does so well is to make their burritos large yet still manageable. The wrap I got at Urbann Turbann (on a wheat wrap, not naan) was bursting at the seems.\n\nYounger me would have been really excited for the extra food, but it kind of just seemed like overkill, and it was pretty messy. \n\nI am also unconvinced that Indian flavors are generic enough such that you can slap on any sauces you want.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Ai5vpJ-t7VVmuz3pUOv46w", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "R7p6hHWixrJQpnTDCgvtgg", "text": "I ordered the naan with butter chicken with mild coconut. They put the shredded coconut in a corner and I ate all of it in one bite but no big deal. The naan was fluffy and much better than the flour wrap at Chipotle. It's a bit pricey, $7.50, but I'll go back when I find myself in North side again because it's just a quick 1 min uphill walk from North Gate. The portion size is just right and it's very filling. I think the little brown bag they give you to put the wrap in is adorable. \n\nThere's no outside seating and if you go to nearby restaurants for their outdoors seating, they'll ask you to leave. Go to Memorial Glade or Qualcomms to sit down and enjoy your wrap!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OtKcyByogJkY6fvKwVhpqg", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Rn42Dfg9DAXs3I0LMsQlnA", "text": "i'm reviewing this place right now because i am dreaming of you, naan burrito...naanrrito, and the enormous food baby you impregnated me with.\n\nI lovveE the endless combination possibilities that surpass those of chipotle. plus it's indian style, so i might even argue you are better than chipotle because i would have curry alll day every day if i could.\n\nMy roommate (Eugene B. below) and i came here and left with a food coma that truly did last 6 hours. we always talk about coming back here and we hope that next time i can have you with some samosas because last time they were sold out!!!!!!   \n\nMMM can't wait to come again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ll7_ReyVWvpHHhpsettHHQ", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "U82Jbp__ARUsTD3s8v_BTw", "text": "I had heard of this place opening around a year ago, but didn't really realize what it was. Then when a friend told me it was Chipotle with naan burritos and Indian food, I was instantly down to try it out. Turns out that I LOVE this new style of food!\n\nBrags (+): You can get exactly what you want, and there are a huge number of ingredients so the permutations are endless. They slabbed on a whopping portion of butter chicken and potatoes, and stuffed the whole thing full of onion, tomato, cilantro, lettuce and chutney. Being able to choose what you want is perfect, and I think all of my ingredients meshed well with the creamy butter chicken. The final creation was HUGE and I was definitely struggling to finish the whole thing, which I don't often say for a single serving portion of food. At $7.50 even, I'd say it's a pretty good deal.\n\nBeats (-): I got some spicy ingredients (hot peppers, fiery tomato chutney, and I think they claimed the butter chicken was spicy also) but I did not register anything on the hot-o-meter. Spiciness is something I definitely look for in my Indian food... so that was slightly disappointing. Oh, and they wrapped the foil so that the foil edges were opposing each other, so it was kind of hard to open without ripping all of the foil apart like a barbarian. #firstworldproblems\n\nVariance (~): The wrap wasn't too well-mixed. Homogeneity is something I enjoy, and I don't particularly like it when one bite is pure chicken and the next is a mouthful of lettuce. But YMMV and some people enjoy the different taste of each bite, and I'm sure I could ask them next time to mix it up a bit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sMMrGPFL07_69xaUM5EkHg", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XDCowteTwn9iHmLMgzwWdQ", "text": "The \"burritos\" are either wrapped in na'an and roti and they're freaking DELICIOUS. I got a half tandoori chicken/half butter chicken and it was perfect. It's easily 2 meals for $7.50. \n\nWhoever came up with this: you're a freaking genius.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8HOgEiY6rYaCtXLU1De5MA", "date": "2012-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Prdf16av00dhsKCjSEB6Cw", "text": "Dear Urbann Turbann,\n\nYour wraps are delectable, but your hours are unobtainable\nBecause your website is down, we have to leave town\n Without enjoying the naan-wich and paneer", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YkGmFlfNRLcRxaBXjc0ncA", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0mKh3sv34JW_-hiFn8K1PA", "text": "I quite liked the food and thought I'd come again if I were on Northside.\n\nService: It operates like Chipotle, except with Indian food. Service is fast and they're usually pretty nice.\n\nFood: I usually get the Tandoori Chicken and put all the toppings in it, which included rice, cucumbers, tomatoes, etc. It actually doesn't come up to be as massive as everyone seems to make it out to be, and I could've easily eaten another after the serving. But I found the flavors to be quite nice, and it was a delight to eat it. I think the price is right for the food, as well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2AnyYUUpjaEhPTePrIBFdQ", "text": "I stand by the same comments posted in my last review, but just had to give a quick update!\n\nToday was such a sad, dreary day that I was craving something warm and spicy to make me not feel bitter about trekking across campus in a rainstorm. \n\nI discovered something that is not on the menu--BUTTER CHICKEN! It was recommended to me by one of the staffers behind the counter. I got a white rice bowl and paired the meat with the mild coconut + fiery tomato chutney (also recommended by the staff). It was delicious! The chicken was tender and smooth and the chutney and jalepenos warmed me up today.\n\nI love how $7 can get me lunch AND dinner here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4OLI9Es_49vqrBXGPseWuA", "text": "Here is my \"substantive first-hand experience\" with Urbann Turbann:\n\nThe Naan they served was cold, the chicken and potatoes were dry and not very flavorful, and they charge extra to put add a small little dollop of sauce. C'mon are you serious? \n\nFirst take, I would not return to this restaurant.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "E8v6M7G3tAWndhogHzR4dg", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_4U7gHdZkVplRoY9DZiq-g", "text": "So , In the one year that I have spent here separated from home cooked Indian food I have tried almost every single Indian restaurant here , striving to find food that is authentic.\n\nUrbann Turbann might seem to be a simple fast-food wrap joint , but it is A LOT MORE THAN THAT. \nI have had the Tandoori Chicken , Butter Chicken and the Seekh Kabob wraps ( with naan bread ) here and I must say that the quality of these wraps is GREAT. \n\nThe Butter chicken is especially a favorite of mine , eaten either as a wrap or in a rice bowl.\nIf you are looking for authentic Indian tasting food , Urbann Turbann is the place.\nThe service is generally fast and hygienic. And I also like the fact that they always have NBA games on their TV.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xBk_2usMc-pKLOldPBWAyg", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7QbuPZdTakZrOceJu0IuUQ", "text": "As a student living on west side I had never heard of this place.  When I walked by for the first time earlier this semester I thought \"What kind of restaurant spells urban and turban with two N's?\" Basically, I wasn't sure whether this place was trustworthy. After reading all the amazing reviews, I finally decided to stop by after class (which ends at 5:30 in GSPP, what a trek home!). I must say, the food here was tasty. \n\nI was a little nervous ordering because I didn't know how the system worked, but the guy behind the counter was super-duper friendly and gave me lots of helpful suggestions. I decided to get a wrap with butter chicken, potatoes, and that mint-green-sauce-thing (clearly I don't really know Indian food that well). Mmmmm. Obviously there is more authentic Indian food elsewhere, but Urbann Turbann is the perfect place to grab some portable Indian food to go when you have the munchies. Also the portions are HUGE. I was starving and forced myself to finish an entire wrap in one sitting. I regret it. Food-baby lasted for a week.\n\nAffordable, clean, great service, delicious. I will definitely return. Highly recommend!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sHAgSBnHsuWoQV_WJW1Qng", "date": "2011-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7_YscP5atdlW5wSvMZfZtw", "text": "I really wanted to like Urban Turban, but found myself very disappointed. I'm no Indian food expert, but I've had my fair share of it over the years and tried a lot of different restaurants. The best restaurant for comparison is probably Kasa in San Francisco, which likewise specializes in Indian wraps. Unfortunately, Turban simply doesn't seem to measure up to it's sibling across the Bay.\n\nI will qualify my review by saying that I've only tried the Karahi Paneer. Perhaps some of the other fillings are better, but I'm pescetarian, so my options were already somewhat limited. The potatoes in the wrap were ok, but didn't strike me as anything particularly special. The Karahi Paneer, though, was a major letdown. This filling is my absolute favorite over at Kasa, so I had high hopes for finding a good source of it in Berkeley. The paneer was decent in itself, but the vegetables were not well cooked and the dish was not flavorful--it tasted like it had been made with bland tomato sauce. Also, the naan had clearly been sitting around for quite a while and was very soggy and rubbery, beyond what one would expect from it being used on a wrap with wet ingredients. Also, Turban doesn't do unda style, where an egg is fried onto the flat-bread--check minus! The addition of red onion, cilantro, mixed greens, sauces, etc. was unable to rescue my wrap. It's true that they don't skimp on the portions. But when I have Indian, I expect some spice and flavor, so Turban's large portions were more of a liability than an asset.\n\nAdd to this the fact that when I arrived, they were out of the Karahi Paneer. Since Turban claims to be about speed, having to wait an extra ten minutes for them to cook up the dish was a bit off-putting. Nevertheless, they did allow me to jump the queue when the paneer was ready, which was nice, and overall the staff were very nice and helpful.\n\nBottom line: Urban Turban is a good idea with mediocre execution. For better Indian head to Biryani House, or better yet, Vik's; for better Indian wraps, check out Kasa when you're in SF.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_rovUr6ERuhTGXqM7ARNpQ", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c0PEgwMd36E_Mu7kloV9Yg", "text": "I gave this place another go, as the owner wrote me a personal email about why the food tasted the way it did that day. \n\nAfter trying the naan wrap again I was surprised that it was actually pretty good. Especially the fresh naan, cooked the traditional way. I like the choice of sauces too. \nBut for some reason, I cannot get myself to give it a four stars. This is the first review I have felt so unsure about, it seems lie a hit or miss.\n\nThe next time I go I will have a definitive opinion.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dwoZouc6Ab_nmrcox0yohA", "text": "I just came here the other day having heard of this place as the Indian Chipotle. Now I'm a fan of Chipotle AND Indian food so I thought I would try this place out. \n\nI got the naan wrap with the butter chicken and potatoes. The potatoes and chicken were amazing, although I was very conflicted! Should I have gotten the tandoori chicken instead? Both looked super good. I got my fair share of potatoes and some samosas, which by the way, they rock for not charging me for the two samosas I added on having bought three wraps! The samosas were a bit small but very fluffy with a crisp shell and soft filling of potatoes and peas. For me, I'm quite particular about my sauces so I asked them not to put any in my wrap but on the side. I would highly suggest that so you can try the two without it ruining your entire meal if you dislike the tamarind or the mint cilantro. \n\nOverall, this place was fantastic. Although, I don't know if it is worth $7 for the wrap. I feel I get my fatty on better for that same price at Chipotle.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jr4bAw5V1q7JzjMqKexcbQ", "text": "I've never even thought this kind of place was possible. It's like chipotle except with Indian food, LOVE IT! Prices are decent too..I ordered a na'an wrap with buttered chicken and all the veggies and it was around $9. It was huge too! Probably around the same size as a chipotle burrito.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7fq2wfncGEjmJrC_YvgrTQ", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nn84Z9nmgUuo_cCHoJZ9Zw", "text": "I spilt a paneer wrap from Urbann Turbann on a recent afternoon.  Turbann's wrap customization is nice, and the final product was satisfying.\n\nKnocks: The person behind the counter was fairly slow and not terribly helpful with my order.  Also, the roti was inextricably tied into the aluminum foil insulating the wrap.  Unrolling the wrap was a lot like performing brain surgery, and I lost a bit of the wrap in the process.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "088SkMN7Hjn2vK2MEUfc3Q", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tFcpeLNcGirfBPoWeMQz_g", "text": "After seeing the string of new restaurants opening on Euclid, I was intrigued by Urbann Turbann, which, as someone else had said, was like an Indian Chipotle. I decided to get the roti wrap with cholay (spiced garbanzo beans), potatoes masala, cucumbers, cilantro, tamarind chutney, and habanero-cumin tomato chutney. Along with a mango lassi (mango, yogurt, rosewater), my total was $7.50. Not bad, since (excluding drinks), the meal would be cheaper than at Chipotle. \n\nI thought the food was only mediocre. (Though it could have been my choice of the fillings.) The roti wrap tasted a bit grainy and perhaps a bit stale, not chewy and springy like all good bread should be. The fillings and chutneys were not bad, but I felt the flavor the spices were very one-dimensional and lacking complexity. I tasted mostly cumin. On the mango lassi, I thought it was too sweet. It almost tastes as if they used Kern's nectar or something. It definitely needs more mango and less sugar. Considering that this is only a fast food restaurant, I give it three stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mBgtkwwpwHUlQRQ2IVqrIQ", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tzhVB4i7RaT7ZyGUCPUD5Q", "text": "Definitely agree with what people have said about this place being like an Indian Chipotle. I had the pork vindaloo wrap with the tamarind and the spicy cilantro chutney and it was really good and made me incredibly full. \n\nThis place has good Indian food in the same way Chipotle has good burritos that aren't quite real burritos. I wouldn't go here looking for the most authentic Indian dishes, but its the place to go for your Indian burrito fix.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vY5RUizVB9HhmPufs4_EmA", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v_4__YTQASqIhajE1aEQEw", "text": "Urbann Turbann is a solid four stars. I've only gotten naan wraps here, so I can't comment on the roti or basmati rice bowl options. The naan is fresh as I saw someone making them with the tandoor oven by the cash register. lol The naan is soft and fluffy, perfect for wrapping. \n\nAs many other reviewers have stated, Urbann Turbann serves up their food Chipotle/taqueria style. You can choose what you want and see them put your food together. You pick a main filling and can add on any veggies you want + chutney. \n\nThe first time I chose to have the pork vindaloo as my filling. The wrap was huge, and the pork was cooked perfectly and super flavorful. I decided that the masala potatoes weren't contributing anything positive to the wrap. They were pretty bland and just made me more stuffed than I should probably be. \n\nThe second time I tried the seekh kabob and opted out of adding any potatoes. The amount of meat they gave seemed significantly less than when I had the pork vindaloo, they give you like three pieces of kebab vs. a huge scoop of the pork. It was still a good amount of meat for me though, and I found it to be quite delish. I could really taste all the different spices they used.  \n\nBoth times, the veggies I added in all looked and tasted fresh. I've tried the hot mint cilantro and fiery tomato, habanero, and cumin chutneys. They didn't taste particular spicy to me, it might have been due to the fact that they don't give you very much (a small spoonful for a huge wrap). I will definitely ask if they can give me more chutney next time to see if the flavors can actually shine through. \n\nI give Urbann Turbann props for bringing something interesting and different to the northside Berk dining scene.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tZdjS05E7a9zIhWYoHut9g", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v-BbiTU1-C7tZDu9OOHyhw", "text": "I really really wanted to like this place, since the concept sounds great. I ordered the pork vindaloo in a naan wrap with potatoes, lettuce, coconut and cilantro toppings. The first half of my wrap would be 5 stars with juicy, perfectly spiced vindaloo. But then I got to the second half, and the pork was ridiculously dry, as if all the wonderful juices evaporated. It was so dry that it became hard to finish and I eventually gave up. I pushed the pork to the side and tore the naan, eating it the traditional style with the other toppings.\n\nPortion was good, price was a bit pricer, but I still can't get over the dry ass pork. I would try this place again and order something else.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AVs2bXQJSY4irQDerBmamg", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y1JtVc_LqkLy2O00OI7r1w", "text": "This place has quickly become my favorite lunch place near campus. The ingredients are fresh. The service is fast, friendly, and served with a smile. You can tell the people that work there really care about making you the very best meal. They will make suggestions and listen to yours. They are very good about customizing your meal the way you want. Do you love mango chutney? They'll add extra. More rice? Yes sir! They have seating inside but I usually like to head back to campus and sit on the lawn. Writing this review makes me look forward to lunch. Welcome to the neighborhood Urbann Turbann!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A3hvNqpaS-IZQIahEFSw5Q", "date": "2010-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6yiJVcay26PfDgyrFg3baw", "text": "I'll be brief: I REALLY LIKE THIS PLACE.\nTried the butter chicken on both basmati and brown rice, tried different chutneys (hot mint with cilantro, mild coconut, can't remember now but others), and the much-raved-about mango lassi. NO REGRETS. I know credibility kind of lessens when someone uses caps lock and trust me, I try to avoid using it, but.... YOU MUST UNDERSTAND HOW AGGRESSIVELY I LIKE THIS PLACE. \nFlavorful, filling, generous portions, delicious chicken, good prices (except for the mango lassi; wish it were cheaper), and fresh fresh fresh. I usually can't finish the meal in one go unless I'm super hungry, so I end up taking it home and reheating it for the next meal in the microwave. Nuke that good stuff and it's STILL delicious (in my opinion). I haven't tried it naan/burrito style, only bowl - maybe it's because I'm lazy to deal with the potential mess, or I don't want to hold it up - but someday. Someday burrito style will happen. :) The mango lassi is creamy and yummy! First time I tried lassi was here, and I'm glad I tried it.\n\nIf this place were in South Side, I'd go way too often.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mM1TAS01k6RZPl7LKwHN8A", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HeSRbMBUuU4KeD5OFlR17A", "text": "The Indian Chipotle! (note: I am not a fan of Chipotle though)\n\nI've been meaning to try it for a while but never wanted to trek up to Northside - totally worth it! The curry is really flavorful, and the selection of organic produce and yummy chutney complements it well.\n\nI got the butter chicken wrapped in naan, with potatoes (my favorite part!), cilantro, cucumbers (also my favorite), and coconut chutney.  I can't eat spicy, so I was really glad that they had mild options.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "so9nGb6zkfKN3h7qvn-lUQ", "date": "2011-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qJW08kd07bBTnbnIJLqsng", "text": "Yup, the owners of Urbann Turbann followed a successful, well loved, fast food model (Chipotle) and put an agreeable ethnic twist to it.  \nEverything from the ordering process to the relatively simple menu, the assembly line on-demand preparation, and the organic & sustainable ingredients pledge fulfill a nice niche in the UC Campus Northside eatery choices.\n\nI went out to lunch with a friend and ordered the naan + tandoori chicken + tamarind sauce + all vegetables imaginable!  It was gooood.  Felt really fresh too.  I loved how the workers rolled out the dough and made naan as you ordered.  Did I mention how much I love naan?  No?  Well I do!\n\nMy friend ordered the pork vindaloo.  Usually vindaloo is unbearably spicy and too much for me to handle, but this time, the pork was shredded to a barbacoa texture and flavored with the right amount of spice.  I think I'll try that one next time!\n\nLike others said, you better watch out for sauce dripping out of the wrap as you eat.  It ruined my pants :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tT2XgxJxEK1UMI0UvE8PvQ", "text": "Indian food wrapped in Naan. This place is the 'chipotle' of indian burritos. You decide exactly what goes into your burrito on an assembly line system \n\nThe price is right and the place is fast, clean, convenient, and just good. The pork vindaloo is quite good, and is like an Indian version of barbacoa.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iHwqxEYgwk6G3aMwGsaQGQ", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Zqglocd49rvdHWW7-e9yDw", "text": "My boyfriend and really love Indian food and both were intrigued by the concept, very clever! \n\nSo instead of going to our regular Pizza and Curry we had decided to try something new and make a trip to Berkeley! \n\nWe get there paid $18 for two wraps, a fountain drink and a chai tea. The wraps were HUGE, nicely portioned. However there were chicken bone(s) in both of our wraps. An absolute turn off, ended up throwing almost one full wrap and another half wrap away, what a waste of money =/\n\nThe tandoori wrap was dry and not that flavorful (a true crime against Indian food) So I would definitely not recommend that (or this place at all, but maybe it was a bad day?). The butter chicken was better, had better flavor wasn't as dry but still not good enough to make another trip down there. Would have liked some more tamarind sauce, when I asked if it cost extra she said no so I would suggest you get some extra on the side just in case! (=\n\n The girl helping me was pretty helpful however the girl helping my bf was (apparently) snobby.\n\nLimited space, was lucky enough to grab a table before the rush (ate around 5)!\n\nThe tea is not something I will judge them on because it is all personal preference.  It was definitely more of a spicy chai, where I personally like the sweeter chais. So if you are like me I would advise against the chai tea.\n\nSide note: Had the fiery tomato sauce with the tandoori and it was not spicy at all (this coming from someone who has a hard time eating hot cheetos half the time)\n\nThis was unfortunately not a very good expierence for my boyfriend and I so we won't be coming here anytime soon (or at all)..but at least we got to go out for ice cream afterwards! (=", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7uH6WsAZ0ZlYV-vFnOyqyg", "date": "2012-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "wYsKTx7UGoylL70M32eRnw", "text": "Indian food in a naan burrito? Yesyesyes please. \n\nThis goes against everything that I stand for but nevertheless, here it is: I'd actually recommend the vegetarian option. Specifically the MUSHROOM MATTAR. \n\nThe mushrooms and the snow peas soak up all the wonderful spices and creamy flavors and makes for a rich, moist, extremely savory wrap stuffing, whereas the chicken tends to be more dry and under-seasoned. Even with my wrap drenched in different chutneys, the mushroom matter held its own. Sadly, my buttery doughy naan couldn't quite keep up with the sheer force of everyflavorpossible inside and disintegrated a little near the end. Literally, a finger-lickin' good experience!\n \nThe bad: the fruit lassi. SO THICK and yogurty and bland and not even cold! As I struggled to suck up the lassi through my straw, I wistfully thought of the mango lassi at Vik's. Oh well.\n\nGet the vegetarian, skip the lassi, ask for chutney recs, and don't forget the extra napkins!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Hjpn4meBXbjJHd8bkG4fSA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "DcwCfqQ55bVvp4UT6_Cq_Q", "text": "Since my last review the place has really grow on me, and it really does seem like they're giving out more portions (meat usually overflows the naan wrap. PERFECT!). But, more importantly, this place is now officially good luck. Just took MCB C100A, a class with 3 midterms. \n\n- First MT: No Urbann beforehand. Scored half a standard below. Queue panic and nightmares of being rejected from every single grad school program I apply to.\n- Second MT: Happened to have Urbann before. 1.5 stds above. Hmm, studied less but did better, I wonder why? Maybe It was Urbann. I'll get it anyways because it's tasty!\n- Third MT: Tried getting Urbann before. 1.5 stds above, again. I think I'm onto something!!\n- Final: Urbann before. 1.5 stds above... finalizing my transformation from getting a B- to getting a solid A. It HAS to be the food!\n\nThis also happened to my friend Hanson Z. So with this large of a sample size you know it's basically proven.\n\nThanks Urbann!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ADBnz7vO-TSMTAed8CvDA", "text": "Food & Drinks: Naans and meats were freshly made from a small tandoor in the back. While it looked delicious, the food tasted unremarkable. The tandoori chicken was dry, and the combination of chutneys and vegetables clashed in flavor. You finish your meals feeling full but not satisfied. However, kudos for the price ($7 with all prices listed post-tax) and gastronomic novelty.\n\nAtmosphere & location: Very Chipotle-esque. Urbann Turbann only has a few tables, a restaurant meant for fast service. I felt cramped along my friend, but at such close proximity to the Berkeley campus, I can't complain. \n\nService & People: Quick, easy and elementary. Your food is made \u00e0 la assembly line. \n\nOverall Recommendation: Acceptable as a quick meal/foodie discovery but not as a returning experience. In other words, try Urbann Turbann once but not twice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JBeztQJGoQo7OZdQufIjOA", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7MFv62We1h4TDmwTIw8xXA", "text": "Urbann Turbann is a new restaurant that just opened up last week near U.C. Berkeley.  It is tailored towards students on the go as there is nowhere to sit down inside or outside nearby.  You just get in line and get your Indian wrap or rice bowl, for about $6 or $7.  \n\nThe food is quite good, tastes fresh, and is definitely filling.  The food is also very unique--it's essentially Indian burritos.   \n\nYou can get naan or roti for the wrap or a basmati rice bowl, add masala potatoes, and then a filling of vegetables or meat.  I'm impressed--they actually slow roast their pork for over two hours.  \nThe meat is all free-range, organic, and from local farms.  You can then add fresh produce, which is also all organic.  Finally, they have some chutney (sauces) to add, which are quite good.  \n\nI definitely recommend it, if you are looking to grab a quick bite near Berkeley campus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H6KpNWM0nJwwjOOZv5WpfQ", "date": "2010-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AOQfdbIPRP1bM0WX579O8A", "text": "Opened a few days ago and one of the new spots in North Berkeley.\n\nThink of it as an Indian Chipotle. Same system where you order a wrap or a rice bowl. The basmati rice seemed a bit overcooked and they forgot to add the peas. The girl forgot and as she was pushing my plate down, I asked her to add some vegetables. She told me \"please tell me before I move it down.\" I didn't respond, but I thought it was kind of rude that she felt it was necessary to state that when she was at fault. And they just opened. Where did customer service go? Everyone else was really friendly though.\n\nYou can choose between chicken, a beef kabob, and pork meats with lettuce, tomatoes, and chili peppers. There were different sauces available and I got a mild coconut mix and tried the sweet tamarin (don't quote me) sauce. Like I said, really similar to Chipotle, but Indian style. There were even $1 samosas - like chips on the side you know? Pretty good, but remember, it's fast food-like.\n\nYou can get chai tea for $2.50 and mango lassi as well. With my basmati brown rice without the peas and a samosa, my total came out to $8 even. For the time and price, I give it 3.5.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7LwQOZLccLO_Xic7H-kgxQ", "date": "2010-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lulVMP8dhK2MbT1D_qD0EA", "text": "I'm a fan.  Love the bright, airy space, the cool turban'd sardars with the handlebar mustaches and, most importantly, it's flavorful, filling, not too expensive and fast.  Definitely a welcome addition to the North Side.  It's in my regular eating out rotation!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oh23zZGmGN_-AhyV7fRc6A", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nEvQhm3hA4rWesU0p-KE8g", "text": "TIP #1: Portion sizes are HUGE. Be sure to ask whoever's making your wrap to cut it in half for you. They're even kind enough to wrap each separately in foil after cutting. \n\nTIP #2: You can ask for half and half of the fillings--for example, half chicken, half chickpeas. Great for if you want a variety of textures and flavors in your wrap. They average out the price if one is more expensive than the other. \n\nTIP #3: Don't be afraid to ask what the different sauces are, or what flavors go well together. The people who work there are knowledgeable and patient.\n\nImagine your standard-sized naan from House of Curries, stuff it with potatoes, chicken, beans, sauces, what have you, and wrap it all up. Delicious, hot, spicy if you so choose, filling, and satisfying! Flavors are spot on. Choose roti over naan if you want a healthier wrap. \n\nIf you're on the fence, try it at least once, because it's an interesting twist AND it tastes good. If you're on Northside but you crave House of Curries or Naan and Curry, try Urbann Turbann. One other perk is that it's portable, so no need to fret if the limited number of tables at the restaurant are full--cross the street and eat your wrap on Memorial Glade.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3aTVeGFq_s3KuGcVXCNquA", "date": "2011-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "qnEB9B_PGE4NBHS4xxlSQA", "text": "Urbann Turbann, I knew I'd fall in love with you the moment I saw your opening. \n\nAnd now, finally after months since you have opened, I have come in.\n\nAnd fallen in love.\n\nToday, for dinner, (seirously, just an hour ago) got Urbann Turbann with a friend. The guy with the big hoop earrings is so nice and helpful and accommodating! He let me try the mushroom peas thing, let me get a wrap, but with the naan on the side and all the fillings in a container! You can put two different fillings, plus the masala potatoes for only $7! Trust me, it's enough for 2 meals. I got seriously full even before reaching halfway. The naan may be even huger than the ones at the Indian restaurants around here.\n\nKARAHI PANEER: yummy, light, refreshing. Loads of bell peppers and onions. Pretty good, but gotta say that the...\nMUSHROOM MATTAR: was the steal. Very hearty tasting despite being meat-free. Delish delish delish. Smoky, warming.\nMASALA POTATOES: creamy and tasty\n\nThe tamarind chutney is great for dipping with naan. The coconut chutney is almost like a dessert! Pairs well with anything it seems, as its flavor isn't too overpowering. The really spicy red sauce (actually not too spicy, I just forgot the name) was yummy too. Not too spicy that it masked the food's flavor.\n\nOther Plusses: as much organic produce as you could want to pile on top of your wrap or rice bowl, natural meats, freshhh. Authentic tasting (at least to an Asian who's eaten at a Vik's, Naan'n'Curry, Curry House, Tandor Express). Compostable material, Chutneys in mini to-go containers, $1 samosas, flat screen TV. Tip jar going to charity is an awesome thing they do.\n\nIf I wasn't so stingy a college student, I'd go here every week. I'll definitely have to come back and try the butter chicken (tandoori chicken plus cream sauce, yum sounding right?).\n\nYou reading this, go here NOW.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JXnW7mGyMfojNsrG7nx_ug", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 8, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "UuxGuTZ-gw_gdDilkwzr8g", "text": "What's the most politically incorrect name for a restaurant in Berkeley?\n\nDespite the name, I am very thankful that Urbann Turbann has filled part of the void of empty storefronts on Euclid Avenue. I went in on Saturday for their sort of soft opening when they were giving free samples to those who came in for lunch. By free sample, I don't mean a couple skimpy pieces of tandori chicken, but a full wrap or rice bowl. That's very generous. \n\nGiven the space and their limitations of college student food, I was impressed with their options. You choose between a naan wrap, roti wrap or rice bowl. Then add your filling (choices of garbanzo beans, tandori chicken, paneer, cumin beer and a couple other vegan options. Then add your veggies and your sauces. It's a Chipotle style operation in that respect I suppose.\n\nThe staff were all very friendly and explained the menu and concept of the restaurant thoroughly. The roti was a little chewy and the tandori chicken was slightly dry, but they had an excellent roti and a spicy mint cilantro sauce that infused my wrap with quite a bit of flavor. I was impressed by this, and even more impressed by the portion size.\n\nIn total, the price for a wrap was somewhere around $7 if they had not been free that afternoon. It's nice to know there are now more options on Euclid.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2010-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 19, "funny": 14}, "review_id": "_AjsTGU8MjZ2p3x9QfGNvw", "text": "I was brought here by a friend who teaches at UCB and I must say I was impressed by the concept and execution.  Naan and roti are always fresh from the tandoors so you know you are in for a treat.\n\nMany people are discounting the authenticity of this food.  But in my opinion this food is as close to real home cooked Indian food as it gets.  The cholay is an especially wonderful mix of spices that the chef has taken time to procure.  Another reviewer very ignorantly stated that the food is spiced down for the american crowd, I would say that it is spiced down for the Indian crowd.  Many restaurants will just load up on chili and onions because they are cheap and easy to  find.  That's probably why so many people equate spicy Indian food as authentic Indian food, but that is not the case, especially when it comes to northern Indian mughlai style food (the type of food served from Delhi through punjab and parts of Pakistan).  Mughlai cooking focuses on rich complex flavors and local ingredients, the type of food you will find here at the Urbann Turbann.  I prefer their food to some of the supposed authentic restaurants in the area ( naan n curry, biryani house etc)  They do however stray from tradition by serving pork, but the pork at Urbann Turbann is delicious and the meat goes quite well with the Indian flavors.\n\n\n\nHighly recommended.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nQ_J8s8oW3HzgQNE0HxrEA", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6VPMhxfW-YvckyimZjqwuw", "text": "I use to make fun of this \"Urban Turban\" name. However, when I realized the ingenious idea that this restaurant was..I was blown away.\n\nINDIAN FOOD CHIPOTLE STYLE?\nso down, soooooooooooooo down.\n\nI don't even remember what I had just know this: all the good Indian things wrapped in a delicious soft yummy naan!!!\n\nSO good, will be back. Although I do believe 7.50 was a bit too much and hence the 4 stars, nevertheless it was still really good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zDga0uLn_GBGnf2VJCC9Sw", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aBGRM3pUIAbJRF4pqliKJw", "text": "Speedy, perfect when you need to stop by somewhere quick for lunch. Love their butter chicken wrap, you can mix it up and put other meat options but I usually like to keep it plain. \nI would opt out of the potatoes, it takes up space and it was a little too bland and overcooked. \n\nI love how its like 'chiptole' style, you get to add whatever toppings you want and sauce. And the sauce are delicious: go with the cilantro and the yogurt sauce (gives a hint of tang and lots of flavor). \n\nAlso their naans are pretty fresh, you can see them making it right there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aVIp7GqkB-xE2oByrsev7Q", "date": "2011-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HGLD4wjdhENGTWxFZGWwlQ", "text": "I lived at Foothill Dorms for my freshmen year at Berkeley, and if there was one place I would love to go to within extremely short distance, it was Urbann Turbann. A little bit on the expensive side for food, but the portions are so huge, you could probably replace two meals with one Naan Wrap.\n\nLike everyone says, it is a Indian Food Style Chipotle. And they pull it off well. I really wish it got bigger and became a chain restaurant, but until then I am content with walking across campus for their wraps.\n\nWhen I first went there, they wrapped the huge portions perfectly with a huge naan, but lately they've really failed on wrapping my food well, and it really falls apart after I've consumed half of the wrap. This makes me sad. Please please please try to find a new way to wrap the food, or make bigger, and better naans. \n\nButter Chicken is a safe bet for first timers, but don't be afraid to try their other flavors, since they are all pretty delicious. \nTheir sauces at the end are what can really make or break your wrap, but I've found in general they all taste great. Tamarind for sweetness, Habanero for the spice, and Cilantro for the herbiness type deal. \n\nDefinitely recommending it. Tastes fantastic! Try it, it's pretty different from the other grease-filled thai or fried foods that litter all over Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SNHFta228UEDZJmfmNIIug", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UcYoItVS_jIXJdqIDTZtZA", "text": "This place is bomb. It's like Chipotle but for Indian food.\n\nInstead of tortilla, you have naan or rice bowl. \n\nInstead of barbacoa, carnitas, chicken, or steak, you have vindaloo, chicken curry, etc. \n\nInstead of salsa types, you have yogurt or cilantro toppings.\n\nIt's almost exactly like an indian food version of chipotle and i'd highly recommend it!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V0LbwfEkJf6oSG4-lVoUhg", "text": "INDIAN CHIPOTLE. DON'T GET NO BETTER.\n\n\nI got half butter chicken and half tandoori because I could and allll the fixings. Lol. I ate half and was pretty full. They are NOT stingy with meat and are hella nice when I told them it was my first time. \n\nThe price is pretty good, if you eat half and save the other half for later.. Your meal consists of only 4 bucks.\n\nTry this when you're visiting Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LGDDB0H2z-a3r2UbQ4_bAQ", "date": "2012-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vTnQtLHeTPMqTsN-Tr9UHA", "text": "Great concept, good food.\n\nI've tried both the rice bowl and the wrap. I prefer the wrap - it's easier to eat, and for some reason I feel like I taste all of the flavors more than when I get the rice bowl. \n\nMy sort-of \"usual\" (granted, I've been there like, three times) is the tandoori chicken with coconut mint and all of the vegetables in a naan wrap with potatoes. It is EXTREMELY filling and has a fresh taste to it. I like how simple it is to order what you want. \n\nThe service is usually friendly and fast, and the price is reasonable ($7ish).\n\nI like it, and I'll probably go again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BkZNc6o--YKBVEGY5rJhuQ", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zr8kDtpB6JM-1z9tJAZ_-Q", "text": "Even though I'm stuck in Etcheverry Hall most of the time, I tend not to eat out on North Side too much. I think that just might change now that I've tried Urbann Turbann. The concept of Chipotle with an Indian twist first seemed impossible to me, but is now nothing short of a dire urge. \n\nI ordered the naan wrap, with seekh (beef) kabob, tomatoes, cucmbers, red onions, cilanto, and mild coconut chutney. First of all, their naan is made fresh in house, and you can really taste it when you bit in. I had to wait a bit for my beef kabob, but I sure am glad I did. \n\nThe kabob was made right in front of me, baked on skewers in a tandoor just behind the counter. Sadly, their tandoor is gas-powered and isn't too authentic, but having an actual tandoor in their kitchen would mean shipping it from halfway across the world. \n\nThe veggies are all extremely fresh and you can really taste it from the first bite. The coconut chutney wasn't too sweet and I kind of wish they put more of it in there. \n\nIn the end, I got my huge wrap for $7 and it took me a good half hour just to finish it. One thing that bothered me a bit is that the kabob was a bit spicy, but nothing as horrible as typical Indian food. Just a little bit of spice that I didn't really expect in the first place. Other than that, I hope to see Urbann Turbann thrive as a business and a part of the engineer-filled North Berkeley community.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mussZfh4A1zILywn1IfxEA", "text": "indian food in a burrito? i love it!\n\ncame here with my Yelper friends Kevin J. and Connie C. today for lunch. i got the naan wrap with pork vidaloo and omg, it's so frickin good! be careful though because it could get messy. but seriously, i'm not a fan of burritos but i love indian burritos! they have a large selection of chicken, pork, beans and different kinds of sauces. the servings are huge and it was only $7. also, it's literally right across from north gate, so it's super convenient for people taking classes on the north side. \n\nfinally, a good restaurant on north side :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2010-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xjGoeqSCGH5paPDGOsAcHw", "text": "I love this place... especially the freshly made naans. And I always ask for extra spicy sauce, because what's indian food if it's not \"burn going in and burn going out\" spicy, right?? :)\n\n1 star off for being kind of hard to eat... so don't come here wearing anything nice or white.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3e4SbwYHhNy7tzzYlusIcg", "date": "2011-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3KyeV5UVslpy1AZc_ldSAA", "text": "What a great addition to the Northside.  I had been avoiding this place for months due to it's lack of seating and fast-food feel.  But the word around campus persuaded my to try it out.  I shouldn't have waited so long.  I got a huge rice bowl with paneer and a mix of tamarind and Mint Cilantro chutney on recommendation from one of the employees.  So good.  and so inexpensive.  Will definitely be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b-B2bHvVTP1wTFKHvNLcJA", "text": "Great place, easy to follow menu. Think Subway or Chipotle. The rice bowl is awesome, big portions, tasty ingredients, fresh... I am already planning on coming back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2011-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s2WVY6GXoCD25Es8-ScK-w", "text": "Urbann Turbann, aka Indian Chipotle, I like you. A lot. \n\nI've tried butter chicken, chicken tandoori, and pork vindaloo. My personal favorite is chicken tandoori tho! The others always make my naan too wet, and as you keep eating, they get too creamy and salty, respectively. The brown sweet sauce, cilantro sauce, and chili sauces (if u want it spicy) are must get. Samosas are okay (only $1 ea) and they come with two sauces. Mango lassi wasn't good tho.. :( \n\nCome here when you are sick of eating at Chipotle~ Overall,  I wanna give 3.5 but I will just round it up cuz people here are so nice!! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jIllv_or24bQ97niC0OWDw", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YUpGdK9YzgEOeyxAfb26-Q", "text": "Get the butter chicken and fiery tomato, habanero, and cumin chutney.  Delish.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D2b4DENpkezsw90fC2vWdw", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1WgOk4RgawXyoKI52PXBiw", "text": "Try the pork naan wrap! The pork is super tender and the sauce is delicious! Beware of dripping sauces though :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v4dBtkYuBNM9Oo2DwAQXNg", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "K_Dd8P5lTtoW4sKedX7v3A", "text": "With all the seemingly good Indian Restaurants in the Berkeley, I can't believe this place is rated so high on Yelp.  Yes, the idea is fun: an Indian Chipotle. But the gimmick wears off really quickly when you've had their food.  I've eaten here three times (It's across the street from where I work) and I can honestly say it's very poor indian food.  \n\nThe Karahi Paneer is the best thing I've had and even that is missing something essential. I don't know what, but it just is. \n\nThe cholay is blah.  I'd rather eat the frozen trader joe's cholay than have this.\n\nIf this place was a dollar or two cheaper, then I'd boost it a star, but the paneer wrap is $7, which is more expensive than a chipotle burrito (and not even close to being as good).  \n\nThe best thing this place has going for it is it's convenience to the UCB campus.  I might still try it on an odd day when I'm sick of eating at Northside Cafe or Jasmine Thai, but I don't imagine it happening anytime soon.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hrE9MD3B6QWvp2-DngGGPQ", "date": "2011-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tIM3dHpIqelXX1N_WPXnFA", "text": "Why, hello, deliciously naan-wrapped, Indian burrito. I am your fan.\n\nI've been here several times and have never been disappointed by the disproportionately large serving/burrito size. Larger portions usually equate less-tasty food, but that is definitely not the case at Urbann Turbann. Everything is so good and so fairly priced ($7.50)!\n\nI know everyone raves about the burritos, but the bowls are just as fantastic. In fact, I prefer them. Ask them for extra potatoes - sometimes the servers can be skimpy on those, but are always kind-hearted deep down.\n\nRecommended items:\nTandoori Chicken, naan-wrapped, with everything + spicy sauce\nButtered Chicken rice bowl, white rice, with everything + chutney & sweet sauce\n\nA tip to those who have not ever been here - don't bring a large party unless you are purchasing to-go. There are at most 2 tables inside and perhaps 1 or 2 outside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PgoBImEUW0R-ndRU_BVnuA", "date": "2012-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "u_lcbisZ8IjTeghT0BwM9A", "text": "Exact cost of a wrap: $7.\n\nDo I need cucumber, jalapenos, and mint chutney with my tandoori chicken and masala potatoes?\n\nDo I need pork (WTF?) vidaloo?\n\nHave I been looking for a more convenient, less messy, all-in-one serving solution for my Indian food?\n\nNo, no, and no.  However, I do like having these options.\n\nFor a quick stop by and pop in for lunch scenario, I was very impressed.  Not surprisingly, their food, prices, and hygiene put Naan 'N Curry and House of Curries to (further) shame.  Unfortunately, with only two small tables, one inside, one outside, UT is not an ideal destination for a sit-down lunch.\n\nBasically, Urbann Turbann is to Indian food as Chipotle is to Mexican food.  Quite frankly, I think there exists a space in my belly for exactly this type of on-the-go, alternatingly authentic, yet tasty, \"blasphemy.\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XQftsoMmT2Dkqdd2Osl1pA", "text": "This place is great. You get some really tasty food for a decent price, and the employees are great. The butter chicken naan wrap seems to be the favorite, but you can customize your wraps with a bunch of combos and fresh veggies.\n\nHighly recommended in you're near campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ijtnN_BlWulYGVgiQ7etag", "date": "2012-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h0MpEpByhzMPE9FUbMLZ7A", "text": "I think this place is overrated, but I can't deny that it is delicious. I just think people hype it up too much. It's basically curry and vegetables inside of a naan toritlla.\n\nI've gotten the roti and naan burritos with tandoori chicken and butter chicken. I suggest you get all the add-ins since that's what sets Urbann Turbann apart form just any other burrito place.\n\nThe line is always super long; a testament to how popular they are. Their portions are huuugeee! I shared a burrito with my friend and we each got a samosa each ($1 each) and we were stuffed. Their samosas are pretty good, too.\n\n*If you get roti, sometimes it takes longer because they don't have as many roti tortillas ready-made.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "agr_hRqxcrjFICSERPT45g", "text": "This is like an Indian Chipotle. Such a novel idea and also pretty affordable for the amount of food you get.\n\nThough I find the concept very exciting, I have a few gripes with the execution. #1 it is chaotic while ordering, probably the worst time to come would be lunchtime on a school day. #2 the lack of seating sucks but there are plenty of places on campus nearby to eat. #3 the naan as a wrap is kind of hard to manage while eating. Let me elaborate.\n\nSo I LOVE naan and can eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner all day, every day. Unfortunately naan as a \"burrito wrapper\" is better in theory than reality. It gets this very chewy texture after sitting in the aluminum foil for too long, and you find yourself gnawing at the thick naan while the desired amount of filling is already in your mouth. Gross. \n\nAlso do I really need potatoes and/or rice inside my naan wrap? Nah. But if it's your first time, of course you want to try the potatoes! And the rice!\n\nI like the assortment of meats - I got the butter chicken, but they also have tandoori chicken, some sort of beef, and pork vindaloo. \n\nI also like the selection of sauces but they really need to label everything or tell you what goes good with what meat because I felt pretty ignorant and just picked some condiments under pressure because of the wait behind me. I guess if you're the trial-and-error type of eater then that's okay, but I am less comfortable taking risks with sauces.\n\nNext time I'd go for the rice bowl just to have a more pleasant and cleaner eating experience. The quality of the ingredients is good and I find this to be one of the cooler lunch spots in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ugk0g6vyv2XavpoTaJSy6A", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "l4jvfTp8zR2tISIs17FHzQ", "text": "YUM! I'm not a huge fan of indian food, but I did enjoy this place (given that it is probably not authentic). I was a bit skeptical after my friend suggested that we eat at yet another indian place, but I am glad we came here. Like others have said, it is the indian Chipotle.\n\nI got a BUTTER CHICKEN NAAN WRAP, and their portions here are HUGE! The wrap was so large that the person making my order had to use four pieces of foil to sufficiently wrap the sucker up. Being a first-timer here, I got everything in my wrap (tomatoes, cucumbers, romaine lettuce, chillies, mixed greens, cilantro, onions) and asked the worker to suggest what kind of chutneys to put in it to compliment the meat since I figured he'd know best (he suggested sweet tamarind and the mild coconut). Everything was so flavorful but not too pungent like a lot of other indian places. I am a fan. The only gripe I have is that the veggies made the wrap a bit cold in some places. I'd prefer to have my food warm/hot.\n\nOverall, this is a good place to go for a cheap, quick bite to eat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u9zzNLgPz66UXGm4kCP2bA", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ll31njPByBKrE10LVfTlJw", "text": "Usually, when I'm doing research in Berkeley, I'm looking for a quick, tasty, cheap and filling lunch that doesn't involve me going far afield from the Library. Urbann Turbann fits those criteria nicely AND caters to my love of all food in wrap form.\n\nWhile the concept of an assembly line-style wrap place is nowhere near unique (exhibit 1: Chipotle), filling a gigantic moist piece of naan with delicious Indian cuisine is certainly an effective way to get close to my heart. \n\nWhile the possible combinations are nearly unlimited, I'm especially fond of a butter chicken/mushroom maatar combination with potatoes, all of the vegetables, and a combination of sweet tamirind and tomato habenero sauce. Service is exceptionally quick, which helps to mitigate the long lines that can form at lunchtime, and their huge portions always fill me up for a long afternoon in the Morrison Stacks. \n\nThe only potential downside is that the fillings can be a little less then warm at times, but their high turnover of ingredients ensures that the food is fresh.\n\nUrbann Turbann is definitely one of my go-to places in Berkeley during research season, which, to be honest is year-round at this point (hooray for Graduate School?).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7cL0wq8QwMGlUQnG2ruLSA", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uaZ_sZOmgOhSHB5omAxkCA", "text": "Nice idea, but it's nothing special. There is good reason that Indian food isn't generally prepared in a wrap / burrito style format... the juicy oh so good liquids that bathe delicious morsels of Indian cuisine also create a messy unstable handful of disaster while eating. \nI had the chicken tandoori wrap, $7.50 + tip, the flavor was good and the waiting time was minimal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "GtB25lvCWEXMJ5wwk3jEUQ", "text": "There are several reasons why I like the UrbTurb but first let me tell you a story.\n\nThe last semester me and my boy Justin F. took MCB C100A. (You may have heard of him, he's Yelp Elite, nbd). Well not being MCB majors, we were bound to get beat down. BUT.... (long story short) (for the long and boring story you can read his review) we noticed that eating an Urbann Turbann bowl or wrap before each midterm would result in a statistically significant domination of that midterm. So having both done poorly on the first one, we proceeded to gorge there before the midterms and final, and consequently got A's in the class. We're hoping to publish these results of finding positive correlation between the number of Urbann Turbann bowls/wraps you eat the day of the test to the number of standard deviations above the mean you will get on that test. Look for it in the next issue of Nature.\n\nOnto the less important stuff, the service is super friendly and fast. You get a heap ton of food too and it's all really good. You can add as many chutneys as you want for a full rainbow of flavors and I like putting on the Hot Mint and Cilantro and the Fiery Tomato/Habanero/Cumin. I think what I especially like about this place is the fact that everything comes in even dollar amounts. \n\nIn conclusion come here if you are at all hesitant.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zA7__miLFhFsTAzpbSn_9A", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p2lEDJPbJbDsslOTP1EgLg", "text": "Quite good, and the first \"Indian\" food in the Euclid eating district. I say \"Indian\" because this place feels and tastes a bit more like Chipotle with essence of Indian then say House of Curries. However, one of their owners is Indian and I am told that the food is traditionally prepared.\n\nI've had the chicken and pork wraps, both are quite good. It isn't cheap by Northside standards, but it's on par with the pricier places.\n\nUPDATE: The owners tell me that although until now they haven't had any seating, they are installing places for 6 tomorrow. Apparently some sort of Berkeley regulation getting in the way (surprise surprise). So I guess they will have some seats, if you get there early!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6i85NJg8YL4jcK8kROrkVw", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ex0sfFI6-l8ngZ5pmOjEtA", "text": "Food: \n1) Tandoori chicken bowl: The chicken was alright. Nothing special. We got brown rice with our bowl and it complimented the chicken really well. I recommend ordering the bowl with the yogurt chutney. It's 50 cents extra but it's worth it. Gives the bowl some flavor and makes it all together less dry and everything sticks together so it's easier to eat. \n2) Pulled pork roti wrap: The pulled pork was really good and flavorful. The pork was really tender and melted in your mouth. YUM! Using roti to wrap the \"indian burrito\" was really creative. It's pretty interesting combination of different food groups in your mouth held together by roti naan. \n\nAmbiance: \nJust like a chiptole, but smaller. There's an order line, a couple of small tables and that's it. It's really new, so that means it's clean. I recommend skipping the dine in experience here and take it to go to enjoy it at home in front of the TV/comp with a good show running. \n\nService:\nIt's like chiptole, you order, they make it, you eat. There's virtually no service aside from putting the food together so you can eat it. \n\nPrice: \nTotal was around $14 for everything. Not bad for the amount of food you got and how it tasted. \n\noverall: \nI liked how this place re-invented the burrito...Indian style! It's new and creative! I like it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NdA0alP9vYmUJ5gvGRmqWA", "text": "MMM, Indian version of Chipotle...\n\nNice place if you're travelling on the Northside of Berkeley campus and are feeling a bit *adventurous* for some new food. You can ask them for half/half meat if you really want to try different flavors of new things! The taste isn't quite as strong as Indian restaurant food, so if you're looking for something less mild... try this place out! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2011-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SZNZoqxgw_Kej4CnLNsyJg", "text": "As others have said, Urbann Turbann is the Chipotle of Indian. As you move down the line you\n- Choose wrap or bowl\n    - If wrap choose naan or roti\n    - If bowl choose white or brown basmati\n- Choose main filling (Chicken, Paneer, Veggies, etc)\n- Choose veggie toppings (lettuce, cucumber, tomato, onions, cilantro, chilis, etc)\n- Choose chutneys (raita is +$0.50)\n\nPaneer & meats are $7, veggie options are $5 (cholay) -$6. Samosas are $1 ea\n\nI went with a butter chicken naan wrap, samosa, and mango lassi.\n\nThe wrap is similar in size to a super-sized mission burrito (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA?select=T25Oxh50TxbhPiTZLgzWig).\n\nThe samosa was good. Not greasy. Crisp, flaky shell. Not super flavorful filling, but comes with a tamarind dipping sauce which helps with that. I've seen mixed reviews which is probably because the samosas are made in batches and under a heat lamp so timing from when the batch was made will impact quality.\n\nThe naan is chewy and stretchy. Perfect for encasing your wrap. Pretty generous portion of meat (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA?select=sorqFodK6D7Sa60SB0auYw). I swapped the masala (potatoes) for cholay (garbanzos). The butter chicken sauce was very flavorful, but some of the meat pieces were dry.\n\nThey use compostable cups (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA?select=5jN78nVTtSWYQhIC4R4Wjw), though the little sauce containers from the same company are not from the compostable line.\n\nWrap: 4 stars\nSamosa: 3.5 stars\n\nPretty good value. Friendly staff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2011-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "wSsmOfgw1SHz_k-kHjuiaQ", "text": "I hate to repeat what everyone else has said, but it really is the best way to describe it: this place is the Indian version of Chipotle. \n\nI've been meaning to try this place since I started working in Berkeley, but it's quite a walk. It was definitely worth it though. The place is tiny (what else is new?) but luckily there wasn't a long line when we arrived, and the servers are quick. \n\nThe menu is laid out in an easy-to-understand way if you've never been there before. I decided to go with the bowl since I'm not a fan of burritos/wraps in general. My co-worker recommended the butter chicken, so I ordered that topped with cucumbers, lettuce, and potatoes. The total came out to about $7 (so pretty pricey), but oh-so-delicious! Definitely shouldn't have skipped out on the sauce though. Next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wm2VNSNKXilGrwApVpO0NQ", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PWgORnSPcmKXGBS7fZcnVg", "text": "I'm not the hugest fan of their food. That being said, it is what it is, right? They're not trying to be super authentic or uppity-- it's large portions, cheap and fast, to a bunch of indiscriminate college kids.\n\nAs far as I am concerned, however, their catering and/or delivery for larger groups is AWESOME. I have ordered from them twice and the food is hot, fresh, and as ordered. The people who delivered it were friendly and efficient and everyone who ate it seemed thrilled to have something a little different. \n\nIf you're buying food for a student group or department meeting, I highly recommend Urbann Turbann. They get shit done.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0vCffWO7AQKdZtoP_9ZTIA", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "YWSFRZLh_Zmevqh16qWoag", "text": "Fantastic! Big, fresh, yummy naans packed with tandoori chicken, aloo, jalapenos, raita, chutneys and other spicy goodness, for $7.50, tax included.\nMy husband had the pork vindaloo one and he loved his, too. In fact he said this place was better than SR24!\nI wish the (gori) counter staff was more knowledgeable about the food -- she didn't know what \"pickle\" was, for example -- and they don't make chai on the weekends for some ungodly reason. \nBut it's still a great deal for some kickass \"sasta\" Indian food. CANNOT beat that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iM65_UObxBvexo50FiSYhg", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a6XBUHn8wUZhHemj15XeKg", "text": "Urbann turbann dispenses indian bowls and wraps ala el faro's speedy assembly line. all ingredients are in plain view. just tell the server what you want, meats, veggies, chutneys, sauces and it's ready within minutes.\n\neats: butter chicken wrap (7.5)\n-pretty tasty and good sized\n-choice of what you want and don't\n\nbites:\n-got a munch deal\n-line moved fast, got order within minutes\n-definitely going back\n-lots of food for 8 bucks.\n-smiling service all around.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 7, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "a1WgKzlTomq_53MaMzRWFw", "text": "** I am a native of India who has eaten at every single Indian restaurant in Berkeley at least 3 times each, read the bottom of the review for my complete ranking list or look in my Yelp Lists ** \n\nMy new default day-to-day eatery (or at least it was till I started working in the city). \n\nOK, so this review has been a long time coming. And sorry to my fans for not having written a review in about a year, got really busy with work. I ate at this place literally TWO TIMES A DAY EVERY DAY for a good year, not exaggerating. I know, it's disgusting and wrong to do this to yourself...but that just speaks to HOW AMAZING Urbann Turbann really is as your default go-to on-the-go meal. Read on...\n\n-- Entree Taste: 4/5\n\nOk, so this is a double edged sword. You want healthy, but you also want it to taste good. Let me preface by saying this, does Urbann Turbann have wraps that I'd give a 5/5 on the taste scale? Yes, it is called the Chicken Tikka Masala  with Naan wrap (probably the only one I'd say).\n\nBut for someone that is eating 10 wraps a week here for 50 weeks, you just cannot abuse your body in that way. At that rate, you have to go healthy...which means Cholay filling with roti. Now I'm going to be blunt: going SOLELY OFF OF TASTE, i'd give a Cholay with Roti wrap a miserable 2/5. It is simply boring and uneventful, even when you mix up the sauces / spices. The cholay at this place are quite bland, no matter what they do to them. The roti is horrid half the time, and the other half you need to eat it within 1 minute off the oven (read below). That said, the roti with cholay wrap is a WIN as a food that you can eat every day for the rest of your life and not want to throw up out of boredom and disgust, it SIMPLY DOES NOT GET OLD. Now the taste rating also gets a boost because as you know, I am severely biased in favor of RAJMA, and any Indian business that chooses to serve that as an option automatically goes AAA Gold +++ S & P Rating in my book. \n\nA GREAT HEALTHY OPTION (if you go cholay+roti). \n\n-- Naan: 5/5 \n\nYou know, shockingly good for a fast-food style Indian restaurant. Some of the best I've had. Soft and almost yogurty in the way it stretches, perfect balance of chewiness.\n\n--Roti: 2/5\n\n Can't say the same about the Roti (although it's much healthier). The roti really punishes your jaw if you let it sit for more than a few minutes out of the oven; it also lacks flavor. Still, had worse at House of Curries (it's a cracker over there). \n\n-- Price/Value: 10/5\n\nNO THAT IS NOT A TYPO!!! Value is A+++ , IF (and this is a BIG IF) you stick to the Cholay/Rajma wraps for $5. Man, you get an amazing-sized wrap with a generous serving of cholay and toppings (more than you get in any other wrap I've ever seen) and it can easily last most people 2, maybe 1.5 meals. \n\nDon't bitch because the Raita costs extra. The economy is tough, not everyone likes it, and if you don't want it, you save 50 cents, think of it that way. (I usually don't get it, but that's just because I'm cheap). In a way, they are actually making the food cheaper rather than charge everyone 5.50 for a Cholay Wrap whether you want Raita or not.\n\nThe fact that SALES TAX IS INCLUDED IN THE PRICE makes me want to give the loveably huge owner a manhug. \n\n\n-- Service: 3/5 \n\nIt's fast and efficient. The owners are a nice couple (congratulations on your baby if you are reading this!) and they started recognizing me after a while (which is a good and bad thing considering how much I used to go). \n\n*CRITICSMS*:\n\n-  Too much cholay thrown in, they skimp on the tomatoes. \n-  Some days the owners will pretend they don't know you, other days you are old friends\n- Hot as hell in the actual restaurant many days\n-  Roti needs works (too hard / flavorless)\n\n*********** RANKING LIST ****************************** **************\n\n-- I will keep updating this ranking list as I get time --\n\n1) Flavors of India / Kabab and Karahi (tie)\n2) Himalaya\n3) Urbann Turbann ($5 Cholay wrap: best value for your money, period).\n4) Punjabi By Nature\n5) Chaat Cafe\n6) Priya\n7) Viks (yeah, I know I'm going to get a lot of flak for this one, but it's true folks, severely overrated due to bandwagoning)\n\n8) Breads of India (OK, but overpriced)\n9) Biryani House\n10) Khana Peena (the one on Solano, a little better than the other one)\n11) Pasand (OK, but severely overpriced)\n12) House of Curries (College)\n13)  Kabana (Great food loses massive points for racially based treatment of customers)\n14) Tandoor Kitchen\n15) Khana Peena (the one on Shattuck, absolute trash, avoid) \n16) Indus Valley Restaurant (literally serves frozen vegetable curries)\n\n**Now if I called Khana Peena Shattuck trash, then you can imagine how the following are...yeah...these don't deserve to even be ranked**\n\nHouse of Curries (Durant)\nNaan N Curry", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LXSHSIkqsuwTRCxjyJurbA", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "-t6JanEk_V6VzctlTyr6eA", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 10, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "RlM7jk9SJid37Z4Duu-HNA", "text": "The wraps here are DELICIOUS. The place was small, but looked bright and clean, and I liked the modern design of the menu boards. The layout of the place reminded me of Chipotle, where you get to choose the type of wrap, meat, vegetables and sauces you want. I spotted the workers making naans at the back, and when I ordered my wrap, they picked up a naan that was just freshly made.\nI chose the naan wrap with Chicken tandoori, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, mint cilantro and mild coconut. The fillings were generous and the wrap itself was huge, almost as long as my forearm. We also got a Mango Lassi. It was smooth and rich, and I tasted some sort of herbs which gave it a nice flavor. As mentioned, the wrap was delicious, fresh and bursting with flavor and spices. I loved the texture of the naan as well.\nWe paid $11 for the meal, which is definitely a good price. \nI cannot wait until my next visit, I already have what I want to order in mind...a Butter Chicken wrap...mMMmmm", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LlzQJJbS_JxKVVBgnoncHg", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "06Hqr7DDTA0nMkLRKJR1Wg", "text": "Stumbled in here to grab a quick bite to eat. I ordered a wrap, medium spicy, which was perfect for me. Loved everything about it. The place was surprisingly big inside but had an empty feeling to it. Friendly staff, large menu, good portions for the money.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2011-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0tH_VgmotJ3UCMtRp7RckQ", "text": "I only wish I would have discovered this restaurant long time ago! I stumbled upon it after searching for Indian restaurants on Yelp, and even though there were a few negative reviews, I was so tired of House of Curries and Naan n Curry that I had to give it a try.\n\nMy experience was wonderful. We ordered Chicken Coconut and Lamb Tikka Masala (with Garlic Naan and a side of rice), both ''medium'' spicy. They also sell some local beer at this location, which is great - I tried Speakeasy, an it was very pleasant.\nThe place was empty except for two other couples, which I didn't mind at all, since I instinctively relate emptiness to quick service. Indeed, the food arrived in less than 15 minutes, and it was simply delicious! The Chicken Coconut was the most authentic I ever tasted, and the Lamb Tikka Masala was just perfect - we also discovered that by mixing the two, we got a completely new, balanced flavor. Both were medium spicy just like we requested, and there was a good amount of meat in both dishes.\n\nBased on this experience, I went to Indian Flavors Express twice afterwards, and both times it was great. Now it's my go-to place to satisfy my weekly Indian food cravings, and it never disappoints!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Nk0repRREbikuOTA4z8Kvg", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1izG1BgDDBjuuzfQg35kKg", "text": "I came here for a quick lunch with a co-worker. We both decided to go with the lunch buffet ($8.99). For the most part I haven't found any indian buffets I like too much but they had a pretty decent selection here (along with free tea). I definitely piled on the garlic naan (my favorite), chicken vindaloo, and veggie korma. They also had a mini salad bar with dressing and seasonings which was nice. The place itself is pretty big and surprisingly clean! Would definitely come back since it's so close to campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wm2VNSNKXilGrwApVpO0NQ", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2VPyl_CBslsZbaEGQT-NNg", "text": "Do actual Indians come here?  I keep getting dragged here by friends since it's right near my office, but it definitely does not meet my white person with lots of Indian friends standards.  While their introduction of the buffet made it more economical, I find their naan and rice substandard (maybe both are too oily?), which definitely doesn't help shape my perception of the rest of their food.  Everything I've had there is at best mediocre.  Mount Everest is far better (and Indian-approved).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rCh5mx8MT-RFleJLIJxgPg", "date": "2012-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3aVZGSQppW8_OqDpkQGQOQ", "text": "Tasty food at decent prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Y0JZuMHR3k7uUThhpinJSg", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4Mgb2ySS5IUeSiFMEYkj-w", "text": "I used to go to House of Curries all the time, but nowadays I make sure to walk the extra block to come here instead. Their butter chicken is amazing! It definitely tops any chicken tikka masala I've ever had. Unlike House of Curries, their chicken is completely boneless and so much more tender. My boyfriend has a theory about how they cook the Chicken Tikka Masala in bulk at House of Curries so the chicken ends up tough from being overcooked. The wait is also significantly shorter here. I seriously waited over an hour for my food several times at House of Curries. Pro-tip: call ahead to place your order if you don't want to sit there and wait.\n\nWhy this place doesn't get five stars:\n1. I've had better garlic naan\n2. The atmosphere is extremely dreary due to the decor (or lack thereof)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9Bn-3UlZCl1d5agYmwsoyg", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5qieXRi6CdvNmv4MKjmE2g", "text": "A great place for chaat! (Indian snacks with lots of chick peas, yogurt, spices). And they serve beer and wine :) highly recommended.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bnFxjpYqmqnqaAtj8MViVQ", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8VUIB9G1L53ZC-6gaUos2g", "text": "I was craving some Chicken Tikka Masala one day and just kinda stumbled into this place. I also ordered Garlic Naan, but I wish they would include naan in the price of the dish, or give a discount when it is purchased with an entree because they are on the expensive side. \n\nI really think this restaurant is a 3.5 The atmosphere is nice and it looks clean albeit empty. I did enjoy their food more than HoC and that new place next to Yogurt Park (Sham-something?). HoC CTM had very overcooked chicken since they just make a huge batch and keep it hot over the stove (so the chicken is inevitably over-cooked. The Sham place by Yogurt Park had awful CTM. I saw the cook in the back dumping curry powder from a box in it. Plus, it was super greasy and there was 3 times as much rice as curry and just as much of this chick pea masala stuff as CTM. All that with naan was just $5 but I still would not call it good value.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3iVzhnbre92r0JklG8PuyQ", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Az1KLiVbYxd2W6TlIfttLQ", "text": "I usually strongly dislike self-service places, but Indian Flavors Express definitely delivers enough in the flavor aspect for me to make an exception. Affordable and good-tasting food.\n\nI love lamb and I love spinach. I thought they did a pretty good job with their palak gosht.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UE0y4lm6ILoXhyLrtVlo4g", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b7jDRPv_P8O4XU3vthaw6w", "text": "Good deal.  Chicken tikka masala with naan, rice, and a salad for 8.99, beautiful. Everything tasted good and I loved the amount of seating available.  I was not going to stay but I changed my mind when I saw how calm and open the seating was.  To find calm and open in that part of Berkeley with good food... I will be back\nFor sure", "stars": 4, "user_id": "opiqlnBBR7tcY5InMTMlMQ", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BAClx5B-I8qxo2tVh_zZMg", "text": "not bad. the aloo gobi dish had tomatoes, which seems weird to me though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2010-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c6MGyb6hKcMIFAMf0m_KNQ", "text": "The prices are on the high side for curries and breads, but they make a good tikka masala and vindaloo curry so I keep going back. However the samosas are pretty greasy and not as good as others I've had.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3Uf_3rfnVQk5BLdpd3k4tw", "date": "2010-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cae2Jnr1S3c78lk1EJsAMA", "text": "Just discovered my favorite curry dish in all of berkeley: BUTTER CHICKEN @ Indian Flavors is BOMB\n\nI lowered a star because they changed the chicken tikka masala recipe and now its just taste like garam masala, which is funky", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CMYRLCsfL2rpwJpE04ji2g", "text": "Wow. The reviews for this place are just all over the place! \n\nI was sitting in lecture today, thinking to myself how ridiculously famished I was. I wanted something big, heavy, and salty. So Indian food came to mind! Which was perfect because I have been meaning to come try this place for weeks. \n\nI ordered the chicken tikki masala, and the whole wheat naan. \n\nWhen it first came out, I was soooo hungry, so it tasted pretty good to me! But as I kept eating and eating, I realized...it was just my hunger speaking.\n\nThe chicken is really dry and tough. The curry itself was a little too creamy for my liking. The naan was...not as great as I hoped it would be. It was kind of oily too :(. I probably ended up eating 3 out of the 8 or so chicken pieces they gave me. \n\nIt's nice that there is complimentary chai tea though. \n\nI was wavering between giving this place 3 or 4 stars throughout my meal...but the big drop of curry that splashed from my naan to my econ notes drew the line.\n\nThree stars it is!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dsEm_Ijpps9Qxz19BlbuUQ", "text": "Ok, so the only thing I have ever ordered is the chicken saag. But it's soooo good. So flavorful and it makes my mouth so happy!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mrNzWaL-sWoDCNf6UefWUQ", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DU4xpfjFelRUvka3uvpttQ", "text": "Probably the best Indian place near campus. Actually, I don't know why I don't come here more often, because the price is comparable to that of House of Curries (which is only a block away). Will take this into consideration the next time I'm headed to HoC.\n\nI find the food here more flavorful and heartier than the other Indian restaurants. I love that they offer Lamb Tikka Masala, because I really like lamb and Chicken Tikka Masala... and now I can have the best of both worlds. Their rice and naan portions are huuuge, and their Garlic Naan is super fresh and seasoned perfectly. I should definitely come here more often. Maybe I'll even be adventurous and try some of the other items on the menu!\n\nOn a side note: their store space used to be occupied by Quiznos. I MISS YOU QUIZNOS!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EaU6dJ1rk2dk4z14skdOMA", "text": "Definitely low quality Indian food but the buffet is SO WORTH IT! I think it's ~$9-10 but I ordered 2 naans and a chicken curry at House of Curries which came out to be $13 in the end. So this is money well spent. The curry here is really creamy and heavy though (which is nice if you want to carbo load)....and the chicken is really tough and dry. The naan is too crispy and well-cooked for my taste--I like my naan soft, warm, and fluffy. Albeit low quality food, it's nice to come here if you're hungry, craving Indian food, and on a budget.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eEPX0f5YNt656yzv08Z9Rg", "text": "I used to be a big fan of another local Indian restaurant, but I noticed their quality and portion size declining recently.\n\nIndian Flavors Express is definitely my new favorite Indian place in the area. The curry is always thick, not watery, and the quality is very consistent. Highly recommended.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "thm5-gB1OWEQn1liUjdN-g", "date": "2012-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eIsx3rUaLbY_Uy82Eqap5A", "text": "My boyfriend brought me some of their aloo naan and chicken tikka masala takeout. I was first struck by the oddly yellow color of the sauce and more oil than I'm used to seeing.  It tasted extremely creamy/oily and peppery, the chicken was alright, and the aloo naan was nice and fluffy. There were some key flavors missing from the sauce that I couldn't quite put my finger on at the time because I was too hungry to care. An hour later after I'd had some time to think...a revelation! The cook seemed to have left out the tomato puree. And the garam masala. Ultra fail.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2e9gol6YuiIlCp97ChqO_A", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eRU3rhKpKNNiyD7qWysVUA", "text": "Berkeley tends to have a lot of Indian and Thai restaurants, so in order for a particular place to stand out, they really have to do something special. This place is good, but not good enough. \n\nThe restaurant itself is situated within an alcove-type thing -- i.e. it's a walk IN from Bancroft. Up a flight of stairs to a deck with some outdoor seating, then into the restaurant proper. It's a lot bigger on the inside than expected, and since they don't have any windows, the space had an almost warehouse feel to it. \n\nThere are both high cocktail tables as well as regular height tables, and since I enjoy high places I always sit at the cocktail rounds. \n\nI ordered a lamb curry and naan, and asked for as mild spiciness as possible. As we sat and waited for our dishes, my friend and I couldn't help but notice that there was no one else in the restaurant. A little disconcerting, especially since the interior isn't the newest looking thing I've seen. \n\nThe naan itself is less fluffy than I like, and the curry dish had a very distinction, overpowering spice that I didn't really appreciate. Still tasty, but it lacked the lamb-is-featured feel that I was looking for. Also, it was spicy. And I can't handle spicy.\n\nThat being said, my friend ordered the chicken tikka masala which I was able to get a brief taste of and which turned out to be VERY interesting. If I had ordered that dish instead, this review might have gone differently.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "g6ovPbRshRMjhT3iU06IyA", "date": "2012-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ETmrqK7zRwWYu2YZmKfMfA", "text": "Decent buffet lunch!\n\nThe saag paneer was tasty, the garlic naan was almost properly cooked, the gobbi pakoras were a little too soggy. But for the price I was able to fill myself up and will probably go back. They have a chaat menu too so I think I'll try the papri chaat next time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SE12F7KiHtaTLxNBBsIPvg", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fUCApyBiG-oN6KhN6wVnNA", "text": "WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GREAT FOODDDDD GREAT SERVICE. I ORDER ONLINE THE OTHER DAY TROUGH EAT24HOURS.COm AND DELIVERY WAS FAST.  IF YOU DINE IN 5 STAR Service it was hella good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WZD2Q-uZdzqPlKBJsdPxjA", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GhIoyoBvzo3kU0xS7WQGyw", "text": "This is the only place that I know of where I can get samosa chaat in Berkeley. It's just samosas with a garbanzo bean curry and it's delicious! The only other thing I've tried here is the naan which is soft and a little chewy. I have yet to try anything else but I'm definitely a fan of this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hWwHbkp6JC_5wcc4auek9w", "date": "2011-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gXX2uVRL38AOM5S6g5GMEw", "text": "Girlfriend and I came here to sample something new. After four years of living here there has to be somewhere we haven't tried yet. Boom! Indian Flavors Express.\n\nLike Naan n' Curry, this place has a $9 buffet, with much more variety than its counterpart on Telegraph. Don't bother going a la carte since it's generally about $1-2 cheaper than the buffet for one dish with no naan, while the buffet itself has about 6-7 to sample.\n\nThe Indian food is extremely filling, chicken tikka masala is always gone (which is expected in Indian buffets), and all of it is really delicious. I am a fan of the fact that they have garlic naan as well as the regular naan in the buffets. \n\nHowever, I am not really a fan of the atmosphere here. Naan N' Curry dresses themselves up for a better experience, and Indian Flavors Express doesn't appear to try that at all. It's really a no-frills type of place. But what should I expect for a place that has the word \"express\" in their name?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hVpP5Bh8R4gN-Q4aX1KAuA", "text": "4.5 stars.  Great food, so-so space.  They always run out of the free chai when I am there!  (But I really enjoy it while it lasts.)  This place has really wonderful naan and meat samosas.  I like the self-serve unlimited sauces and condiments.  The staff are always friendly and it always seems to be open when I'm craving Indian food.  Like the semi-outdoor seating option.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WKtSpOHEJ08nsngYqflVqA", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i3EM-IiL42zgO-iP2UsGMg", "text": "This is a good place to go for a quick meal! The atmosphere is not that nice but there is a pretty large seating area. I think usually at lunch here they have a buffet, never tried it though!\n\nSo i've been here twice and both times I ordered their chicken tikka masala (extra spicy) with a side of basmati rice. I think it comes out to be about $10. The tikka masala was disappointing because it wasnt spicy even tho i asked for extra spicy.\n\nI actually really like the flavor of the food here a lot, but for some reason it doesnt seem filling for the price that you pay. I'd rather go to Mt Everest or something and it'd be a few dollars more but its a bigger portion. \n\nI'd like to come and try their buffet though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "k-ccA1KzyJTpMEjh75WmSQ", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I8ZS2RVYRm50CVZtsRpi6w", "text": "I don't really understand why there are multiple Indian restaurants within 5 minutes of each other, but hey at least that gives us options, right?\n\nAs a loyal House of Curries patron, I was skeptical about trying Indian Flavors Express, but my friend brought me here so I decided to give it a shot.\n\nThe food wasn't outstanding and I put it on par with that from House of Curries. My only issue with the food is that it was WAY TOO OILY! My curry was swimming in oil.\n\nAlso, like other Yelpers, the food wasn't spicy enough. I asked for spicy and was disappointed when I couldn't taste the \"kick.\" \n\nFortunately, the portions here are actually pretty big. The dishes they come in look tiny but they actually fit quite a lot of food. I definitely had enough for another meal.\n\nI also tried the mango lassi, which was mediocre and not that memorable. Stick with water.\n\nThe only thing that really stands out is how clean and spacious this place is. There is a ton of open seating and it's not cramped at all, which is a rarity in Berkeley. It felt very clean inside but it also felt very empty and cold.\n\nUnfortunately, this place doesn't top my list of best Indian restaurants in Berkeley. I wouldn't come back when there are a bunch of alternatives with better (and less greasy) food at a fraction of the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ig8iP7Cr5R4m0gQl3-uxnA", "text": "I didn't have anything here except for the vegetable samosas... BEST samosas I have ever had. \n\nThis place is kind of hidden in that it's deep inside a seating area/doorway place, but it's actually a pretty big space, with abundant seating on the inside and available seating outside. Prices are average, comparable to every other Indian restaurant in town. \n\nI recommend the samosas to every Berkeley person I know.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7wH7rph2ACQAQdgtYORXlQ", "date": "2012-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IwLl9gzEyxL7cZ_q4BBBfg", "text": "Ambiance: 1, Service: 2, Food: 4.5!  Now I can't go to Zellerbach without my Chicken Tikka Masala here. YUM. They serve two kinds of wine: \"white\" and \"red.\" Take your pick. Oh, and the red is kept in the fridge. But it WAS a new bottle. Of something. Red.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TA5f9rpPGllhrjhIor8jNA", "date": "2012-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jCcNMXSR25cojopxYvheNw", "text": "LOVe this place!!! I miss Berkeley for this reason! I miss you Basal!!! I would go in every friday and order new things that he would suggest for me. Love the tea, Love the workers, CREAVE and desperately miss the curry :((", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Bgtoz5giAh_UMgAibYK62w", "date": "2012-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kaA2sKIosjAT_Nbi3lu8Rw", "text": "Love this place!! I've tried other indian places in Berkeley and this is definitely my favorite. I always order the Paneer Tikka Masala and it's wonderful with a side of naan. I'm pretty addicted to this place and usually crave it once a week! Now that I go there enough, the people at the counter recognize me and it's nice that they're friendly. I usually order take-out and they package it up very nicely.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-fGUaLfPIGr5aa1q4jLq0g", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KawEZ6O-f6_xsd8O0Kwdmg", "text": "Ok so I've been walking past this place since the beginning of this semester seeing a sign that says \"Indian Flavors coming soon\". I've been secretly excited for this new indian place to open in the UC area. So far, I only like to go to House of Curries. So finally today, they had a \"Now Open\" sign which was very exciting  :D\n\nFood:\nI tried this place today with my sister. They give you three spice-level options: Medium-spicy, spicy, and super spicy for each entree. We ordered a chicken wrap (but with chicken tikka instead of the thigh meat) (spicy), paneer tikka masala (medium spicy), and garlic naan. The paneer was good, and it didn't taste like ready-made paneer. The sauce was good for medium-spicy. I ordered it medium-spicy because I didn't want it to be too spicy, but I think it will be better if next time I order it spicy or super-spicy. The garlic naan was very similar to House of Curries' naan, which I liked. \n \nInterior:\nAlthough I ordered takeout, the restaurant and tables looked very clean and orderly. (Hopefully it stays that way). Compared to most restaurants in Berkeley, this place had ample sitting space.\n\nService:\nThe guy taking our order was patient and the wait for food wasn't too long. It seemed like they put more care into take out packages than other places. \n\nOverall, it was a positive experience and I think I would go here again, especially since its along my way from the Wurster area. I gave it 5 stars because it is probably one of the better places around the Berkeley campus in terms of cleanliness, availability of seating, food quality, and variety of options. If you like House of Curries or Naan N Curry, then you will probably like this place too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0eOlMXNChwiHoX229d4KKA", "date": "2010-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kc6no9duIkISOu0mwzx9Hw", "text": "The food here was average, nothing to go out of your way for.\n\nService/Decor: Another restaurant where you order at the front and wait for your food at a table. Service is fairly slow, and the staff don't seem all too happy to be there.\n\nFood: For once, I got the Lamb Biryani instead of my usual Palak Paneer (which I use to gauge most Indian restaurants). I ordered it mild, which it was, but it was SO SOUR. There must have been a pint of vinegar in it. I barely finished the dish because it was so sour. The price was around $8, and it was NOT worth it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KPB09pyRqkXxZVsXPFRsAw", "text": "I was looking for a nice place to meet with some business partners by the campus and went to Indian Flavors. Large area for seating, clean and large restrooms and best of all the food was GREAT.  The sauces are fantastic and it was a great break from the craziness of Telegraph.  The prices seemed reasonable especially since you really get great service, large pitcher of water for the table etc..  I really like the food and highly recommend the restaurant.  I will be back often.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JjHJc6fJL7ZPnpC5PQ3_-Q", "date": "2010-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L4QGjUSxyi9MbVM_5fvglA", "text": "Not exactly a cheap, under $5 lunch, but the portions and quality were worth the price. I had the lamb biryani with a complimentary raita, and both were quite decent. The biryani had a good complexity in spices and wasn't too spicy. (Though next time, I will ask for a slightly hotter biryani.) My only complaint would be that the biryani was a little too salty. Other than that, I enjoyed the meal very much.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mBgtkwwpwHUlQRQ2IVqrIQ", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LOfna_UiBl4JJPSgOop-SQ", "text": "I'm normally a huge fan of Indian food, but Indian Flavors Express was quite disappointing. A friend and I dropped by for dinner while in Berkeley the other day; the menu offered a wide variety of options, and the seating areas (including some outdoor tables) was quite spacious. The restaurant follows the fast casual model - you order at the counter, help yourself to utensils, water, etc., and they bring the food out to you. They also have free wifi, which is always nice.\n\nI ordered the bhindi masala; okra is one of my favorite foods, and I've experienced wonderful bhindi masala at other Indian places. My friend got the prawn biryani, and we split garlic naan and some roti. I was quite excited for the meal, until the food came out. While the portion size of the bhindi masala was fairly generous, it didn't come with rice (not a big deal, but something you would think would be provided). In addition, the bhindi masala did not have the normal, scrumptious blend of spices that I've come to expect in Indian food. Instead, the bhindi masala was simply salty - not the kind of flavorful and delicious salty that balances out with naan or other foods, but the kind of salty that makes the food not as enjoyable to eat. It seemed like the food had been cooked with an overzealous amount of salt to compensate for the lack of other flavors; in addition, I had been asked how spicy I wanted my dish, and had asked for \"medium\". There wasn't anything more than a slight kick to the dish - nowhere near what I would consider mildly spicy - and again, it seemed like they had added salt to compensate.\n\nThe bread was a little better, but still a little disappointing. I've definitely had better garlic naan, and for nearly $2.50 we only got one naan (cut into four pieces). The roti, too, was underwhelming - it was tough, undercooked, and in general, uninspired. I've had much better roti and naan elsewhere. My dining companion agreed with my assessment of the naan and roti. He did, however, mention that the prawn biryani was OK.\n\nWith the disappointing food - along with service that didn't wasn't overtly warm or friendly - I'm going with two stars for Indian Flavors Express, and will be trying other places next time I'm in town and want Indian food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6ZkjqYY0TN2x7GRNig5q_Q", "date": "2012-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lWpfsWHAqZY4IVMOCvy-nA", "text": "I had the Lamb Vindaloo here and it was really good! However, it was definitely more spicy than expected and pretty pricey (around $9 I believe?) Including naan, my meal came out to about $11 for lunch, which is expensive compared to other Indian restaurants nearby of similar quality. This place is also kind of hidden away in a little plaza thing on Bancroft, so there is usually not much business happening there.\n\nWhen my friends came here, they got the Chicken Tikka Masala and it was really watered down, which was disappointing. \n\nI like how they offer chai tea on the side though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lyYIMZfhacI6O18jkOP_EA", "text": "Wayyy better than House of Curries or Naan and Curry.  Really delicious chicken tikki masala. Unlike HOC, it isn't dry chicken and you can actually taste the cheese in the sauce and not just spice.\n\nAlso, 10% off for all UCB students right now.  Try it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ud0CpILQYvUfdkvIkon-SQ", "date": "2010-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m2lmSpV_PGiAXrJJce9l_g", "text": "One of my favorite Indian restaurants. Although the place is pretty small, the quality of food is amazing. I especially like their naan :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "61jI03wqHrFHo88Vx_92Fg", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MacXdQC6BH_6VuOh5eqCdQ", "text": "I got the lamb vindaloo. For the price, I would have liked more lamb. The flavor was good but I was expecting spicy! I guess they tone it down for us non-Indian customers but still! I ordered it because it had a chilli pepper next to it on the menu!\n\nThe naan was fragrant and delicious. \n\nI had a good experience, but I expect a bit lower prices seeing that it is a self-service place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9pAJWhY0xtOuJWlkra9gIw", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nb_JGvzVElGm63YFVAApYA", "text": "Food: Always had enjoyable experience with the food. I like the tea also (complimentary with meal). +Vegetarian options, +Vegan options\n\nLocation: spacious seating with combining table options \n\nBathroom: nice bathrooms for the area (though it smells a little like cleaning solution at times)\n\nService: A+, nice people\n\nWait Time: normal\n\nPrice: probably about $8-10 per person\n\nOverall: 4.5/5, Good food and meat/veggie options / good building / good service, I wish they had more popularity as I like this and my Indian friends like the food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6APTA-0_xWbrw0ty51Qm9A", "date": "2011-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "No5DIbtN5A96UMb8qWsAmg", "text": "I ordered the chicken tikki masala with rice because I've noticed that every time i don't order that at an indian restaurant, I end up regretting it.\nThe chicken tikki masala I had here, however, fell far below expectations. The chicken was tough and dry, and I only continued eating it because I had already paid for it. The curry was also too creamy for me.\nMy friend got the vegetable korma, which was delicious! \nThe vegetable pakora was mediocre. I've definitely had better.\nBtw, there's complimentary chai tea with every meal, but it tasted insanely watered down. But I guess if you want a decent beverage, you should be willing to pay for it.\n\nIf I was basing this review solely on the Vegetable Korma, this place would get a 5 hands down. Too bad I'm not!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nWFSKdNupiPE_bmDBDJQ8g", "text": "Good quality and good cooking!\n\nThis place is best for family style.  It's extremely filling, so you have like 3/4 of the rice left.  Also, it's nice to try different dishes.  \n\nI've had the yellow lentil dish (very satisfying), vegetable biryani (tasty, large portion, not oily, comes with yogurt sauce which is also good), chicken tikka masala (very filling), and the eggplant dish (lots of vegges, good spices).  \n\nThe tea is pretty good too!  It has a touch of ginger.\n\nNote that spicy is really spicy.  I've always thought I had a good tolerance for spicy food, but I had a stomach ache after I came here once because I had too much spicy food.  (or maybe I was being stressed about a midterm)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4jPsIgMZT4_Ks5-myaW9Bg", "date": "2011-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O3NDCcd8352CCVQPtf-Cfw", "text": "Lovvvved my first two visits: saag paneer (tho the paneer was a little stiff), then lamb coconut with basmati rice. I prefer the very mild on the hot meter, but the flavors were great. Those are still my two favorites so far. The employees seem very nice-if they don't greet you with a huge, jovial smile I take it as that they're really busy trying to keep everything moving and multitasking. They've seemed very careful and conscientious (why no women?). I would like to tip them but if the employer doesn't pass the tip jar to them, then what to do? I am not Indian but I see Indian people eating there. The long distance from the sidewalk to the front door is compensated for by the 5 foot tall menu out in front (people, stop complaining). It is so pleasant inside, away from traffic and noisy people, this is my favorite refuge for Indian food now in the campus area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rkHlZPBvB-VOBP6dLNUugA", "date": "2010-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oLrYp6638HSefy-vTGenJA", "text": "Indian Flavors Express (IFE) is my new goto Indian/Pakistani food joint (the previous was House of Curries).  IFE doesn't overcook its meat, so it's moister and more tender and absorbs the sauce more.  The sauces are also better: IFE's tikka masala is nice and creamy and flavorful while House of Curries has a strong note of tomatoes.  House of Curries does make better naan, though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m6Ehq7xhtMiaUjt6VX0EnQ", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PRpNEyDYZX1sp1SJJhTIYQ", "text": "My wife is Indian and I must admit that the best Indian food is home cooked, but occasionally you can find a nice Indian restaurant as well.  You'll be surprised that the nicest restaurants often times have the worst food and the run down hole in the walls make some truly delectable naan and curries. \n\nIFE is neither run down nor upscale, but rather plain and simple...even boring.  The menu is all over the place, trying to cook south Indian, North Indian, chaat and dosas.   This should have been the first signal not to dine here.  Typically a good Indian restaurant will specialize in one regional style of the cuisine.  This restaurant was a colossal failure.  The chaat was horrible, lacking the spicy sweet balance so important for these street food dishes.  The curries were watery and had a stale flavor, the restaurant is a little hidden and was not busy so that may explain why the food tasted \"old\", not enough turnover.  The naan, while cooked fresh, had a horrible texture and flavor, like eating cardboard. \n\nOh well, there are plenty of other restaurants to try and even if they all fail as badly as IFE  I can always count on the home cooked stuff!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "XPC4bTA9SFDG6fu97sCChQ", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PSbuJ7rosWVyCuoDdeqQkw", "text": "Without a doubt, this is the worst place I've eaten at in Berkeley. It's been a while since I've visited Indian Flavors Express, so I can't recall exactly what I ordered on the menu, but I do know this:\n- the portions are tiny\n- everything you order is in a puddle of oil\n- they don't know the first thing about spicy as nothing is actually spicy\n- spicy to these people actually means extremely sour\n- the amount of rice you get is enough to feed a small bird. \n- the price is about $6-$9 for the dishes and then $1 or $2 for the nann or rice.\n- this place is empty most of the time. i should've taken this as a clue of how terrible this place is\n- to the reviewer who said you walk in and are greeted with the smell of *hand ground* spices... how in the world do you get this? if anything, there's a reek of vomit from the place\n\nI would highly not recommend going here. i ended up eating 1/4 of my order, and then getting some la burrita after.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2010-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qdW_IOjz9MpYvF-U5Q2h6A", "text": "Dhal makhani with tandoori roti - pre class ritual!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CC0o7qAcseHG9EkIjHMzDg", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qfGH9jg-csKm608bMSCqHA", "text": "I am addicted to their Chicken Chole. I got it by mistake and it is now my favorite Indian dish! Unfortunately, they changed their menu and took off many of their best dishes (including the chicken chole). I have no idea why they did this and would have given them 5 stars if they hadn't. In any case, this place is still way better than house of curries or naan and curry", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VxwIPabJxoasX_N4FD8zVA", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qh7Ck0JAwHpf09Mncx9XDA", "text": "When they first opened, I tried their food and thought, a much better alternative than House of Curries.\n\nHowever, after ordering takeout, and eating a naan that still tasted like raw dough and finding a hair in my chicken tikka masala, I must say I can't believe they've sunk below House of Curries. That's just bad.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "MT-C1GLOFo8brllzCVZhVg", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tbsqRS2s-ZpwUuTIxsxG5g", "text": "One of my favorite restaurants in all of Cal, go here and I promise you won't be disappointed.  I heartily recommend the Kashmiri Nan and tandoori chicken.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Y_4MmYJPn3OZlSJa5I_3sA", "date": "2011-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TrIa0O9twTIVb-UblFytaQ", "text": "Authentic or not--I have no idea, but I really like the food at this place.  For those of you that don't know where the restaurant is, it's where the Quizno's on Bancroft used to be. (Man, I did NOT like that Quizno's, just the fact that there's a new place there that's decent makes for a happier day in my opinion.) Because I spend a lot of my time in Barrows Hall the location's extremely convenient for me, the service is pretty fast, and it's not overrun at lunch time--three big pluses. Everything I've ever ordered here has been quite tasty (usually I get one of the lunch specials) and frankly, lunch doesn't cost much more than a sandwich and chips at the Golden Bear.  I also have gone to Naan 'N Curry quite a bit and I think this place beats Naan 'N Curry for decor, cleanliness and being able to leave the place without smelling like a Tandoori oven.  Indian Flavors Express will definitely stay in my lunch rotation.  The people are very friendly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w0TT5-XRHvy18tgl2hLwWw", "date": "2010-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tVvj06cZiD7GHyGc5niqlQ", "text": "Tried this place the other day, had chole bhatura it was $6.50 with tax .\nit was good warm, fresh and served on time. place seems nicely decorated will try there famous chicken tikka masala which was well talked about on this site for next time .", "stars": 5, "user_id": "V70a1P9UoKqQbJa-HFauxg", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UbSV9SN8wwTrvrYpSmwDag", "text": "3.5. This place seemed like it just opened today. It was clean, empty, weird music playing, IKEA paintings on the wall.\nI ordered chicken tikka masala and garlic naan. Both were surprisingly good. And I'm cheap so I was psyched when I saw FREE lemonade and chai. If the service were adequate and the prices a tad lower, I'd bump it up to 4. But, I'll probably crave it and go back and bump it up anyway.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2010-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wN2KjjV-biTC2lLYW7E49w", "text": "After all the raving I heard about this place from my roommate, I decided to go check it out.\n\nI just ordered the Chicken Tikka Masala with the plain naan. I've had better Chicken Tikka Masala, but I have to say that the naan I had here has been my favorite so far. When I got my food, the naan even looked like it was going to be amazing. Their complimentary tea was just alright.\n\nAlthough I still prefer House of Curries, this place definitely hit the spot on a cold day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E1BiUk1559ULo8fkNYrK4g", "date": "2010-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WpwGHwXcI2L8qm3_gewuGA", "text": "I enjoy going here during long breaks between classes. Great value for the price, and very flavorful dishes. Only thing keeping me from giving them five stars is that their buffet doesn't have many vegan/vegetarian options, though their menu has a handful of vegan dishes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8T_HExFnsej-jDDp4In25w", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wW07ovaE2vEEXv3cpMtGZg", "text": "gave Indian food another try at Indian Flavors Express, I was on a 10 minute time crunch to get back to class so I just picked the Chicken Tikka wrap, and it was ready after 5 minutes. First bite in, and I was amazed, the chicken was NOT dry and the flavor was really tasty! :) I'll most likely come back and try something else on the menu.\n\nBEWARE: i found a couple bone fragments in my chicken wrap, when i didn't expect it. hence the lost star.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OLUFPRQXldpdYpC47RIr8g", "date": "2012-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XyAbBcsHU2Y8nFqYxYjhrQ", "text": "This is one of the best Indian buffets in Berkeley. Their food is fresh and they keep refilling the entrees when it gets low. They have a good selection of curries and tandoori chicken. They also have both garlic and regular naan. The buffet is also reasonably proved at 8.99. Too bad it's only during lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EsOI4oXxvpeebFhSn-vsKA", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ykkGSLCVZDqiw66uHdPz1A", "text": "More greasy and sodium-rich than other Indian places, including nearby House of Curries. I got the chicken saag because I love spinach curries. I expected to get the rich, thick green curry that I'm used to but their saag was a completely different brown color, more salty, and tasted more like regular stir-fry than exotic herbs. Also, this restaurant is more expensive than surrounding Indian options. I had leftovers that my dining partner happily finished off for me, but $9 is too much to pay for lunch. Maybe it was just the hot weather combined with the spicyness of the dish, but I would not come again to satisfy my curry cravings.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YSN3BS5UYHCqjZPXhn2Rfg", "text": "I saw their \"coming soon\" sign a long time ago, and finally managed to try this restaurant out. I have to say this place is just plain amazing. Out of all the Indian food places around Berkeley, this is THE place to go if you want good Indian food. The prices are about the same, but the portions are much bigger and the flavoring is just right. The naan is actually soft, unlike other places that make it really flaky and burnt.\n\nThe only thing is that the decorations and style of chairs/tables is a bit off. But even without the atmosphere, this place deserves a 5-star based on the food they serve.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2010-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yUozcb0jEOc7F1uNUledsg", "text": "Close to campus, good location, clean, new, good food and service! It is cheaper, about the same tasting, cleaner, and has better service than House of Curry AND Naan and Curry!\n\nFood: I got the CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA. My all time favorite! I always get this at every new Indian Place I got to so I can compare Indian Curries from one place to another. I really liked the dish here! It wasn't as tomato based as I usually like it, but it's different, so that's nice. The chicken was tender and pretty juicy. \n\nPrice: CHEAPER than House of Curry and Naan and Curry! Only $5 something for a curry and $1.89 for Roti! YUM!\n\nService: Even though it was a \"order at the front counter\" type place, they still checked on us to make sure we were doing ok and they were very pleasant and nice!\n\nAmbiance: You have to walk into this one secluded area to get inside to the restaurant. So it's nice in the sense that it feels like it's remote and secluded from school so you get a sense of escape. You can sit outside in this covered area so that was nice!\n\nI liked it! I would definitely come back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2010-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GrvD-fRAjDnZdyl1Namf-g", "text": "I freakin love this place. Since it opened a week and a half ago, my boyfriend has gone 4 times already! And everytime the food has been awesome. \nI tried one of the chicken wraps (mild), and it was to die for!! I was so excited, because I love the flavors of Indian food, but I'm super pansy when it comes to spicy stuff. So, usually whenever I go to an Indian restaurant and ask for it to be \"mild,\" the food usually comes out still too spicy for me, and I leave with burning tongue. :( Not so here! The spice was perfect when I asked for it mild, and the flavors were delicious! If you like spicy food, though, you should ask for spicy or extra spicy, and skip the medium.\nIn his 4 visits to this place, my boyfriend has tried the Chicken Vindaloo, Lamb Vindaloo, Chicken Curry, and Chicken Chole (sp?), and he said they were all awesome.\nWe love this place and recommend it to everyone!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SBeg1ToqYTVZHsbTzF_YDw", "date": "2010-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "NnRPAhp3-Q86-GD0UEO5dw", "text": "Personally, Indian food has always been the black sheep of food for me. I always ignore it and I never considered it to fulfill my fatass desires. However, my BFF took me here and all I can say is that Indian Flavors Express makes me BELIEVE. \n\nIFE is a great place to get a savory rich lunch or dinner. I've never been a fan of curry because it can be spice-overload, but the curries here are BOMBDIGGITY. It's lip-smacking good.\n\nThe Lamb Tikki masala and butter chicken deserve encore seconds. The curry was so rich and I loved how they only give you the curry and the meat. I hate it when other places put yucky vegetables (yup, im a kid at heart.) because A) it takes up plate space that could have been filled with curry instead! and B) VEGETABLES?! REALLY?! YUCKKKK! I loved that there was no veggies to dilute the rich spicy meaty taste. Also, for those of you who might complain about the size, the size is more than enough. Curry is super rich in flavor, and if you can finish a whole bowl, you might want to consider investing in some running shoes because it's going to yo THIGHSSS. :D hehe\n\nAlso, the garlic naan is DELICIOUS. Make sure to get this with the curry ^__^. It has this awesome crisp that goes well with the curry. Gotta love texture! The potato naan was okay. I didn't appreciate the chickpeas . \n\nTips: Don't come expecting amazing service. It's basically you order your food. Get a number. Sit down. and Wait for happiness. Also, there are pitchers of water in the open cooler. So you can just grab one and bring it to your table. BOO HOO. They don't poor water into your cups.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NaA5cpQC4nEWu5FrXJcIrw", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "25xofAQYaUfSLUlGox6HXw", "text": "I was craving Indian food while laboring over my finals studying so I checked out this new place on my way back from the library one night at around 9 30 PM without having had anything to eat since noon so I was starving. I like how it's open pretty late, but I guess anything around southside is open that late. \n\nI ordered the Chicken Tikka Masala after reading some reviews, and I think it was great. I'm a big fan of indian food, and I've had the other places too. I honestly think it's about as good as naan n curry and house of curry, though. Also, I thought it'd be cheaper but it still totaled to around $8.50 including tax and and tip. Their tea was free, but it was just alright. I especially liked their naan, though, and only because I'm not too picky about my naan. This naan definitely is oilier than other places, but that doesn't bother me- it was great naan. Very crispy and fresh. Their chicken tikka masala was also as good as everyone says. \n\nOverall, good food. I left satisfied, even if it cost more than I expected, but that's only because I'm a cheap college student. Make sure to ask for it extra spicy though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4fsuxIMYh3N6YYFbCCrfgQ", "text": "11:30 (lunch rush) and the place is deserted except for 2 other customers. i hope this place doesn't die .. especially when they seem so nice!\n\ntandori chicken wrap.\nnot bad at $6.50. super filling; naan wrap, nice moist tender chicken. medium is not spicy whats-so-ever.. could have used a bit more flavor/spices, and rice?! regardless, a good lunch stop.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RugiruRsLxooWa5aE5Z5lg", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eyUg3CRe3v1ZRVJblld5eg", "text": "The buffet special is not worth it at all. Its like $9-$10. Stay away. The food was cold and bland. Also the buffet area was extremely messy. You're much better at getting a regular meal. It will be cheaper and better quality.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2012-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i-4EmlXGcPUbJOmRH64Ngw", "text": "I'm a huge fan of Indian food and consider myself to be a Chicken Tikka Masala connoisseur because every time I'm in an Indian restaurant, that's what I order. Every single time - without fail. I came here to sample their Chicken Tikka Masala and was not disappointed.\n\nAmbiance:\nWas a little run-down. Our table legs were actually uneven and it shook a bit. It wasn't ABSOLUTE shit though so I'll give it that. The establishment was very spacious, just plain. Also really conveniently located close to campus!\n\nCustomer Service\nYou order and pay at the counter, then find a table and the food is brought out to you. The service wasn't very friendly, but wasn't terrible either. They seemed a bit bored, but the food came out at a respectable time.\n\nFood:\nObviously, I ordered the Chicken Tikka Masala and it was great! The chicken pieces were cooked to perfection and the sauce was tasty and creamy. I had a side of Aloo Naan as well and it went great with the Masala sauce. I also ordered the Mango Lassi, but was taken aback by how sour it was so I wouldn't recommend that. I went over to get some of their free Chai Tea and it was pretty bad - coming from someone who normally loves a good chai. I just went for water in the end.\n\n---\n\nOverall, not your 5-star establishment. But for a quick bite, it's definitely worth it. The prices are reasonable and if you're into Chicken Tikka Masala like me, you won't be disappointed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "az6vDYEcxiJ4kV_oLcWIUA", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MicfziHaPGtrIm-5r_MCRw", "text": "Lets be clear. The restaurant name is terrible. \"Express\" makes it seem like a fast food take-out joint, with food sitting under heat lamps all day. But this joint is just like the nearby House of Curries--food made to order and delivered to your table\n I dropped by to try it out. The menu offers a bit more than the other Indian places around campus: including \"Indian street food\" (under $4), dosa ($4-6), tandoori wraps ($5-6 and HUGE), as well as tandoori entrees ($7-8ish), biryani, various types of naan (keema, parantha, paneer,..), etc.\nPrices are very competitive. I was stuffed for under $5.\nThey give you two bottles of sauces to compliment your dish.\nThe decor is quite nice as well-very clean, very new, well spaced.\n\nMISC\n* their \"spicy\" was not at all spicy\n* mostly see indians eating here", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_mc5xw685ko4cGYBOmIQHQ", "date": "2010-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NJZI061ajkxJ2O953pNfKw", "text": "I love this place! I always stop by here for late night snacks since they conveniently close at 10 PM. I always get Chicken Coconut because I love the hint of coconut with tikka masala. This place is not only clean but also quick. \n\nI also love their naan. I prefer Indian Flavors Express a lot more than other places like Naan' Curry and House of Curries because it has a nice environment and it's at a nice location.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tFjf6qqyZFXI9hcvrHs7bA", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RptSUoENr9OlBrr0wTFuLg", "text": "This place used to be my go-to Indian restaurant in Berkeley. With Vik's being so far away and Naan N' Curry being the only option for \"indian food\", I was excited when a new restaurant opened down the street. Nested inside a food court in a space that used to be a Quizno's store, this place used to serve delectable delights with large portions for cheap. The waiters aimed to please and they used to have these amazing lunch specials which would fill you up and leave you wanting for more.\n\nNow, however, they keep raising the prices to the point that it's really expensive for what you get. The food too has gone down in taste, although there are some gems still in the menu (the biryani and baigan bhartha). The warmth of the customer service has gone down and is more mechanical now. Still a good option for quick Indian food around Southside. \n\nIf you're looking for a good Indian meal and are willing to travel a bit further, check out Zaika or Udipi Palace.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_H-BFUYMJawjATvdXHWJzQ", "date": "2012-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sEtwUwJDhqXg1O4BR8GwmQ", "text": "I stopped in here for a quick snack to go while on my way up to Cafe Strada.  It was cheap, had samosas available, and was close to campus - a perfect storm for the business of many a hungry student.  Being an alumnus myself, I can appreciate a hearty, yet thrifty meal in such a convenient location, but as a visitor there are just too many competitive options within a short drive.\n\nThe samosas themselves were quite a deal, but nothing particularly special.  Great bang for the buck, as 2 large fried dumplings were $2.99 (pre-tax).  They had a generally stronger ginger flavor than what I'm used to tasting in samosas, but definitely a good balance of flavor.\n\nThe establishment itself is a bit depressing.  First off, from the street it's difficult to realize there is even a restaurant here.  Secondly, there isn't adequate lighting inside.  If you don't get food to go, you'll be eating a very drab and dark location.  It's just not conducive to a friendly eating environment.\n\nThe service seemed suspicious as well.  I felt as if they didn't really care if they had my business or not.  Perhaps they were indifferent because I didn't order very much, but regardless there is more that can be done to improve a place by a communicative smile.\n\nI would consider trying this place again if it wasn't so sullen looking.  But for now, I know more lively and delicious places to spend my money.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vAANn2jP_YUkkWW1d7HyAw", "date": "2010-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w9--O4vH905a2JE_U_ua0Q", "text": "My friends and I decided to try out this new place and see how it compares to House of Curries and Naan 'N' Curry. We ended up ordering: chicken korma, paneer tikka masala, meat samosas, dosa-crepe, and plain naan. Overall, the meal was pretty good! \n\nThe curries were easily the best part of the lunch. The flavoring is definitely more complex than the typical fare, but was oddly also more bland just because it lacked the same amount of kick and spice that you typically get at House of Curries. As a friend said, another major plus was that there was less filler in the curry- not only do they give you a lot more than other places, but it just has a more rich, dense texture to it. I also loved the way they cooked the chicken! It was definitely more moist and less chewy than what you'd get at House of Curries (Can you tell I go there often?). \n\nThe rest of the meal was just okay. The chai tea is infused with ginger, which might be tasty to some people but definitely wasn't my cup of tea. Compared to the rest of the meal, the dosa was definitely the least favorite just by virtue that it was so dry and flavorless. \n\nIn general, this is a pretty good value for what you pay. Alas, House of Curries will still remain my one and only for Indian food in the UC Berkeley area because I love their biryani, and no curry can measure up to that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Pqs2cVDuNjJ3TOjli-vyZw", "date": "2010-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pUgwTS2ri6gyaz6kBoERJw", "text": "Just down right gross.  I mean Naan N Curry is bad but this place makes it seem like Bukhara (Best Restaurant in India) by comparison.  On top of a dirty restaurant, rude staff and really awful food, I've had horrible stomach pains all night.\n\nI'm Indian and usually give food from my homeland the benefit of the doubt, but this is just too bad.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I9BXsbvM57yHwyiDDD0LHw", "text": "I went here for my first and last time yesterday. The service was very quick and the prices are hands down the cheapest out of all the Indian places in Berkeley I've been to, but the quality of the food was lacking to say the least. First of all the fish pakora my friend got us as an appetizer was dry and left a bad aftertaste in my mouth. When my main entree came (malai kofta curry with paneer naan) the sauce was bland, the koftas tasted stale, and the naan was very undercooked (doughy).\n\nMy friend said the saag was better, but I'd rather pay more at better quality places than waste my time here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F17x99iUreDq0EoCMM5BJw", "date": "2010-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Iww_e6yYKfOyJS5DbKfJw", "text": "I came here for a Chicken Vindaloo and all I left with was a stomach ache and a whole lot of toilet action.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "gTtoaQBu9h1mXdHh1cxXxA", "date": "2010-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tWTed74XWPAS0MmO1wep8A", "text": "Keeping rating at 4 stars.\n\nI came here again to grab some chicken tikka marsala and garlic naan to go since I was short on time. The wait was somewhat long (nearly 15 minutes), but I treated myself to their chai tea while I waited. The food was okay, probably worthy of 3 stars, since the naan was cold and a bit soggy by the time I got back to my place. Also, I feel like their chicken portions were smaller. However, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt since they did try to wrap it up nicely.\n\nTip:\nFood is never as good to-go. Always dine in if you can. Especially if it's indian food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XeA_TkdsRb7pXbtZCNY-4A", "text": "I can honestly say that my friends and I are the most qualified people to review this restaurant. Collectively, we've probably eaten here 30+ times between us in the short time it's been open. The standouts are: the chicken tikka wraps, the naan (esp. the kashmiri naan), chicken madras, and all the chaat items. Some of the vegetables are a little too bland (dal tadka, navratan korma) or a litlte too oily (chili paneer). The service is quite good. The chai is pretty good (a little creamier, but not as spiced) as that at House of Curries. Overall, this food is not as heavy and probably a little better spiced than at House of Curries. I recommend!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JKniB5mwmmvdr8WjGLpfTg", "text": "An unassuming, nondescript doorway on a dimly lit stretch of Bancroft is all that marks the entrance to Indian Flavors Express (IFE). But do not be deceived: the modest entrance leads to a cavernous interior that rarely exceeds 10% occupancy. Two large wooden pillars of questionable structural significance dominate an interior that is distinctly reminiscent of a Quiznos.  The popular sandwicher\u00eda most assuredly occupied the same site in the not-too-distant past, as suggested by the space's ultramodern wall d\u00e9cor, and leftover Quiznos fridge and condiment bar. While we question many of the decorative choices that have been made here, we view this as an overall positive since we expect the d\u00e9cor to be the focus of lively dinner conversation.\n\nIn terms cleanliness, much to our surprise, the water carafes and tumblers appear free of the whitish calcification that is so often the cause for suspicion at many Indian restaurants. Indeed, the porcelain chai mugs, plates, and utensils also appear clean after manual inspection.\n\nA standard spread of the usual North Indian dishes is punctuated by nine naan options, as well as a wrap section. As is the general trend (vide infra) the menu lacks any hardcore South Indian items, which is perhaps for the best because the restaurant staff, while authentically brown, do not appear to be from the South.\n\nA unremarkable offering of free chai is complemented by a thick, tart mango lassi.  IFE performs well in the two meat-containing eigendishes examined: lamb vindaloo ($8), and chicken tikka masala ($7). The meat components of both dishes taste like real meat, and the tikka masala is amply spicy, creamy, and full-bodied. IFE makes a more mediocre showing in the vegetarian eigendish category, aloo gobhi ($6), which lacks sufficient spiciness and contains slightly undercooked potatoes (horror!).  And while the samosa chaat ($5) was excellent, there was variable performance among the other styles of naan.  Most notably, IFE resorted to one of the oldest Indian baker's grifts in the book: fake cherry pie filling in the Kashmiri naan ($2.5).\n\nUnlike most restaurants, IFE excels by allowing the client to choose his or her own spiciness level by providing jalape\u00f1o slices and hot pickle relish.\n\nOverall, despite some peculiar missteps, the quality was generally good and we find the exceptional cleanliness, unique d\u00e9cor, and complimentary condiments sufficient to give it a solid  (three samosas, our rating system). Given the middle of the road prices, one rupee is most appropriate. Given the high somosa-to-rupee ratio (3.0), we suggest you give this cavernous gem a closer look.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L2D-IGR6lXf8_qe_pTi5Bw", "date": "2011-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 11, "useful": 11, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "0gVL4mBufuLos36Gzr9u2Q", "text": "This is large place, although you couldn't tell from the street, because it has no street frontage. (And it would be valuable Bancroft Way street frontage, which is the street right across from the campus of UC Berkeley, right across from the famed Sproul Plaza, where the Free Speech movement of 1964 started, where protests against the Vietnam War with sit-ins all occurred, where 80% of students pass through.) \n\nIt would be great if this restaurant had street frontage, because all the Indians, after IIT in India, all Indian Comp Sci or EECS majors want to go here, to world famous UC Berkeley. \n\nAfter all, it was at UC Berkeley, ranked #1 by US News for CS, that created BSD (Berkeley Software Distribution) for Unix. From BSD and its later versions, Sun Microsystems developed Solaris for Unix Workstations, Microsoft used TCP/IP (Internet Protocols) for WIndows, and Darwin, the basis for Apple's OS X were built upon, as well as the beginning of other Open Systems.\n\nSo you see, it would be good to have street frontage so Berkeley students, including Indians, could come in and have a cup of FREE CHAI! (Yes, they offer free chai tea, but don't tell anyone!)\n \nBut it doesn't. It has only been open 5 days, and the place has a seating capacity of 113, and I came here on Cal Day, a huge open fair for perspective Cal students, thousands of potential customers for today and the next 4 years roaming Bancroft. And nobody knew about this place. \n\nSo I grabbed some To-Go menus, and went out front to Bancroft Way, and started shouting 'FREE CHAI\" and handing out menus. Because that is how I roll, just trying to help a new business make it. Many businesses have failed in this exact location because of the same problem: huge space, and nobody knows it out on the street to come in. \n\nI also suggested to the owners that they should offer FREE WIFI and have a large screen TV showing Bollywood DVDs on the back wall. And someone (like a cute, exotic, starving UC Berkeley student) should be handing out coupons out front. Like Jamba Juice, 3 doors down was doing. And they didn't need to. \n\nThey have a large menu here, with all your typical Indian offerings, from Pakoras and Samosa appetizers, Chicken and Lamb dishes of all variations, Vegetarian dishes, a dozen Breads, even Indian street food. All the prices are reasonable (Chicken Vindaloo $6.50, Rice $1.50, Mixed Veggie Pakoras $2.99, canned soda, $1). \n\nIt is designed for quick meals for students, with a order and plastic table number system if you eat in. Food is pretty good. I was stuffed. \n\nSo come in here and get the Indian food now, because this place will fail. Trust me, the odds are against them. Large rent, large place, little street access, large menu, no Wifi, no Bollywood movies, a lot of competition, students paying higher tuition so with less money, no catch to get you to come in or keep coming. Except for the Free Chai.  \n\nI tried to help. This place is a 3 star now. If they put in my suggestions and survive a while longer, it is worth 4 stars. Hurry!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UVxY0iyPaqY7s4BSFtt-xA", "date": "2010-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IHIDe3TidzGQBVy9697hTA", "text": "We ordered butter chicken, chicken tikka masala, three orders of naan, two orders of rice, and lamb and chicken samosas. Medium spicy for the curries. \n\nOkay, so the place is spacious, bathrooms are clean, and the entire place is clean. It does feel empty, but whatever. Free tea and the water tastes pretty alright. Eating utensils are also clean, but the mugs are chipped. I have no complaints on the water glasses or the pitchers. Plates are clean.\n\nOnto reviewing the food.\n\nSo you order at the cashier, and you get a number and they will ferry your food over. You get your food fairly quickly. I like that.\n\nI've had butter chicken and chicken tikka masala, and for some reason, this place's curry strongly reminded me of pumpkin. It's rich, sweet, sour, and whoah, not spicy at all. I've eaten this dish at several other places. and never have I had this pumpkin feeling. Also,  apparently, my chicken tikka masala and my dad's tikka masala have different spice levels, which is weird, because we ordered the same thing! Mine apparently is spicier, according to my brother. Now, the spice levels for all of our dishes were not spicy at all, especially compared to other curry places. I was expecting a kick that never came, which was a little disappointing.  Overall though, the dish is quite mild in taste and heat.\n\nMy brother's butter chicken, I felt, was almost inedible. I tasted a headache in that curry. It was very... heavy. I much preferred my own dish. Minus one star, because I actually do love butter chicken A LOT. \n\nNaan and rice were nice. The naan wasn't burnt, and had some crispy areas and some chewy areas. There was something oily brushed across it, but I didn't feel any of it on my fingers, nor did I taste it. Tastes pretty good!\n\nThe samosas, according to my brother and his girlfriend, were so-so. The lamb samosa was overcooked and way too salty, and she ended up dumping out the filling and replacing it with curry to make a diy curry puff. Minus one star.\n\nPortions look small, but actually they are quite big. Very stingy with the chicken though! And the chicken wasn't like it was super special either! I don't remember how the chicken was, but I remember I didn't have much. \n\nOverall, a pretty alright place. Decently cheap, and portions can be shareable. I don't get the heavy feeling that can come from eating curry, but maybe it comes from not stuffing myself with Indian food to begin with.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fL8ujZ89qTyhbjr1Qz5aSg", "date": "2010-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_t5edcIR2UlZd-Im1gvO_g", "text": "I thought it was pretty sketchy at first because I came and the entire place was deserted....Hahah. I was literally the only one there other than the cashier and cook. But I decided not to judge since it sorta is in this hidden grottolike location.\n\nI got the lamb tikka masala! My favorite indian dish (other than son naan). It comes with only the sauce and lamb, typical for Indian places and it was about $8. I think it's more expensive than House of Curries/Naan and Curry. \n\nThe place is roomy and really clean! There's a bunch of seating and you can get your own toppings and stuff. Berkeley has plenty of other Indian food locations that I think are a little better", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "BsgBleb3UM-vMSmLohOcCQ", "text": "Having lived in India pretty much all my life, I believe I have a fairly good idea of authentic Indian food and this AIN'T IT.\n\n I am especially wary of Indian restaurants where the owners and/or cooks are not Indian. Call me prejudiced but in my experience, when you walk into an Indian restaurant and see non-indian cooks and owners, its probably going to be pseudo-Indian-tailored-for-american-pallet  type food which can be good sometimes just not authentic. \n\nAnyway I had the aloo tikki chaat at Indian Flavors Express. It is traditionally considered street food and consists of potato patties, garbanzo beans and any number of spices. Their aloo tikki was pretty bad.The only thing I could taste was a lot of salt and chaat masala which made this dish way too tart. The potatoes patties seemed like they were made a week ago.\n\nI might give this place another shot since a friend highly recommends it. But I am disinclined to get anything from their series of street foods ever again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EBp9PfvQi3dOglIZ6UllRQ", "date": "2010-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "j27XvYkDKUFjJbOcI6_Vyw", "text": "i want to like this place so much.  ive been a number of times.\n\nfirst off, it would be SO much better if they didn't dump a ton of salt into all their food.  seriously, some of their dishes are inedible due to salt overload.  and the food seems to be getting saltier!  such a shame. on the plus side, perhaps customer feedback can help them realize what they are doing wrong (hint hint)\n\nsecond, if you want spicy, when they ask how spicy, reach across the counter and slap the dude, and say, \"this spicy, times 10\".  they just dont seem to get \"spicy\", \"deadly spicy\", \"indian spicy\", its like they just put in more salt when you ask for heat. \n\ntheir service can suck pretty bad too, if you eat in.  if you don't get your food in a reasonable amount of time, hassle the staff, there's a good chance they forgot.  don't expect to have your wait acknowledged with an apology or comped food either.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "dDyz4zxuLyqPu-RF7b6WLg", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "p6REXdj63JI6TmEmqKW4ZQ", "text": "Two days ago I learned that I'd been accepted to both of the graduate schools to which I had applied, and I'd been planning my celebration dinner ever since.  I knew my celebration would be Indian food, and I was planning for House of Curries.\n\nI saw this place on my way to class today - Grand Opening!  When I got to class the girl next to me was eating some kind of soup that smelled like delicious curry, so I knew I'd be stopping in after class.\n\nI *often* get a craving for House of Curries' amazing Chicken Tikka Masala (spicy!), but I have a disability and my mobility issues usually prevent me from making it over to Durant Ave.  This restaurant, on the other hand, is perfectly located for me!  (There is a small set of stairs going into the restaurant, and I didn't see a ramp - for those who need to know.)\n\nI was really surprised by how nice, clean, and big the place was inside.  (Previous reviews have accurately covered it in detail.)  The man who took my order seemed genuinely friendly, and I sipped the yummy FREE chai while I waited for my to-go order.\n\nNow, about the food.  I always get the same \"sampler\" at a new place:\n\n*Chicken Tikka Masala ($6.50)  I ordered it \"spicy,\" and it was VERY mild.  I would definitely go for the \"extra spicy\" next time.  Lots of tender, juicy white meat chicken chunks (WAY more than House of Curries!), and the sauce was well-spiced.  It was creamier than I'm used to, and a bit more bland, but this may have been due to the lack of mouth-searing spice that I usually get.\n\n*Lamb Karahi ($6.50?)  also \"spicy.\"  This dish seems to run spicy everywhere I've had it, so this \"spicy\" version was pretty hot (but not too much so).  Very generous with lots of HUGE chunks of lamb.  So, I've had two kinds of Karahi: one that was basically fajitas - just meat and sizzling chunks of vegetables.  I've also had Karahi at House of Curries, where I was surprised to find they had basically put all the ingredients in a blender (except the meat chunks) and the result was totally a puree.  Indian Flavors Express is in the middle of these two versions, but definitely leaning more toward big chunks of vegetables.  It was actually a perfect balance.  Unfortunately there was a TON of oil floating on the top when I opened up my to-go dish at home.  Overall, delicious but disconcerting.\n\n*Vegetable Samosas ($2.95) Fabulous!  However, the bottom of the paper to-go package had a large pool of oil which had even begun to soak through in the few minutes it took me to get home.  The samosas themselves were large and really well spiced, but so greasy (like, super shiny and slippery).  Bonus points for including mini containers of chutney and mint without me even having to ask!\n\n*Plain rice ($1.50) Good!  Not as oily as House of Curries, which is a plus.\n\n*Plain naan ($1.50)  I just wasn't a huge fan.  The naan was hot, thick, and soft, but it definitely had a doughy taste, kinda like eating Bisquick batter (don't judge me, you know you eat Bisquick too).\n\nI ate my fill tonight - celebrating my success!  I also have enough left overs for 2 to 3 meals in the coming days, which is perfect because who has time to cook or go out during finals.  \n\nI'll definitely go back when I get my curry craving but can't get over to House of Curries.  Free lemonade too, btw!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9Fbu-kvNNWMFFKVa65lTIQ", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4UPSJk7HedNlIhf3qvAXig", "text": "This place is alright, we wanted to try it and contrast it with House of Curry, but House of Curry is still much better.  We had the chicken tikka masala and the paneer tikka masala with garlic naan.  The naan was delicious, although I usually prefer it when it's more crispy, and it was more squishy and soft/doughy.  The flavor of the tikka masala wasn't bad, but I think I still prefer house of curry's tikka masala.  They also offer free chai tea like at the house, but it just wasn't as good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6OvR9-H8yFnqEXVndnyadw", "text": "This place is WAY overlooked! Their naan is sooo good. I don't know what they put on it, butter? It must be butter because it comes out fluffy and crispy. I can just eat the naan without the curry. \n\nCurries: lamb vindaloo \nCurry didn't separate like, huge oil blob on the top and curry at the bottom. Everything was tasty \nCan't go wrong with Chicken tikki masala \n\nSuper roomy inside, clean, & service is friendly. Definitely check it out since its across the street from campus (lot closely then HOC).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aVIp7GqkB-xE2oByrsev7Q", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "BQ8NtTBlfo7XKTP6zYhH5g", "text": "Okay, due to time management issues, I'm going to try for shorter reviews. Is that even possible for me!?! I dunno, we'll see =3=\n\nI've graced this place a total of three times: two for the chicken tikka masala, and once for the buffet.\n\nTheir chicken tikka masala is sooooooooo creamy. Like, cream^2! The only place that has a creamier creamy tikka masala sauce is Currylicious, but you have to hop on the 51B AND the 51A for that. And I'm pretty lethargic (unless I'm on a treadmill lulz).\n\nThe chicken is sometimes dry, sometimes tender and moist. I haven't been here often enough for statistics to give me an answer.\n\nTheir buffet is a GOOD DEAL. For $10, you get their chicken tikka masala, along with a million other things that are all pretty tasty! Service is a bit slower here, but at least there's free chai tea!\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nThe chicken tikka masala here is so good. So so good good.\n\nIf I were to rank the Indian places I've eaten at, it'd go:\n1) Currylicious (in Oakland)\n2) Indian Flavors Express\n3) Mount Everest Restaurant\n4) Shalimar\n5) Naan N' Curry\n6) House of Curries", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TKDgFp9C7kf_pSHrQHZW_Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "NNO5Jw_KhRdMVjJtSUfHOA", "text": "Don't be afraid of venturing in this little alcove, a nice little Indian restaurant await you. They've got lots and lots of tables, but also great for take out if you prefer. This place is big and they can fit more tables in if they want to, but unfortunately, this place is still a little deserted. Though that could be a good thing if you're looking for a quiet place to grab a bite during lunch. There is even a few tables outside for patio seating. The service is good and they are well staffed. They have individual items and items for sharing. I tried their lamb biryani and it was pretty good. You get a choice between mild and spicy unlike most other place. I got spicy of course, but it was actually not that spicy. It was a nice, big, steaming plate so I have a little box leftover for a midnight snack. The tandoori wraps are pretty big too, about the size of a super burrito. Like most place, they have free chai and the chai here is good! Yay!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "04E8d2yyH1ZGmME--If_jg", "text": "Cute little rooftop restaurant with honest, simple thai food. Not fancy, but tasty and filling. Went on a Sunday afternoon for a pre-dinner snack. \n\nATMOSPHERE:\n-cute, quaint. located upstairs on a deck, with flowers and trellises and wooden deck tables. great on a sunny bay area day.\n\nFOOD:\n-garlic pepper pork: tasty and rich. a little fatty for my taste, but not so much that i wouldnt order it again!\n-pad see ew: it was ok. it was normal thai noodle dish, nothing particularly great or bad.\n\nSERVICE:\n-great. quick without being overly intrusive.\n-quick clean up and water refills.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dr_mce0J8Q-BLLOA23KuAQ", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0CYD4nNnEYDrJj57sXvBMg", "text": "Who can forget the restaurant on wooden planks? My recent visit was my third or fourth time at the restaurant, but unfortunately it was my least favorable experience. The quality of the food has hit a low. It's still a great place for groups with the quiet setting and long tables though.\n\nHere's what I ate:\n\nCalamari was very average. About  10 small pieces of seafood on a big bed of lettuce. Nothing special.\n\nStuffed chicken appetizer. Two decent sized pieces of chicken, but overall was considerably expensive. Stuffing was a bit dry, but chicken was fried well.\n\nThe pumpkin curry with pork was a huge disappointment for being an item on the executive chef's menu on the front page. The curry was way too watery, and was really bland. The pumpkin, along with the veggies, did not contribute at all to the dish. I did not taste any pumpkin flavor in the curry \n\nPapaya salad was really boring. Small dish with barely any taste. Was hoping for large orange papaya slices, but received thin crunchy white papaya slices.\n\nI don't know how all these dishes failed to impress, but Jason, if you're still in charge, you gotta do something!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0FPQjyvG-ESUfiuDHn3O8Q", "text": "Good food, reasonably friendly service - slightly more than student food, slightly less than a restaurant... \n\nFood: I had the Thai Beef spaghetti - a fusion dish using clear Thai style noodles served as spaghetti in a bowl, topped with beef, broccoli and a smooth peanut sauce. Large size portion thanks to a generous serve of noodles beneath, though the other dishes served to my friends were significantly smaller.  \n\n$1.50 for a can of coca-cola. \n$6.95 for lunch.\n+ tax\n+tip (they precalculate 20% on the bill)\n\nUnfortunately they were anxious for us to leave - bill on the table before we had finished eating and asking every 30 seconds if I was finished while still chewing food, fork in hand and noodles still in the bowl.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0teLnl2QIFplHF1fba3SFQ", "text": "I like this place better than Thai Basil, in the Asian Ghetto. \n\nTheir chicken kabobs are good, their pad thai is good, their curry is good. Overall, I enjoyed my meal here with some friends. \n\nI also recommend getting their dessert! They have tasty sticky rice with mango. \n\nI also like it because you can use your cal1 debit card!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Qf64msk9i9BpnWLhpXh-A", "text": "i think their chef changed or something because i stopped going there. the pad thai was awful; overcooked noodles and just a nasty aftertaste. \n\nhowever, in my first time actually dining there (the others were take-out), they redeemed themselves. the coconut soup was perfect and not too spicy. and the special for the day- the pumpkin curry with chicken- was amazing. \n\nservice was pretty bad but they were busy. felt very rushed whenever they came over and were not there when we needed them.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ZKoTMbAlyrbzaHBkFp_aA", "text": "I used to come here all the time because I lived on Channing Way for a year and a block away for another year. I must say they have gone downhill in the last couple of months. \n\nThe last time I was here the service was horrible. \n\nI had told my boyfriend how much I loved this place and wanted to go back so we went there for dinner one evening.The waiteress seemed unattentive and lost, and I literally had to flag her down. Finally she came over and we ordered. My boyfriend wanted to substitute his sriracha for curry sauce and we offered to even pay a little extra. We do this all the time since he does not like hot food, and usually this service comes for free. The lady came back to inform us that we would have to pay an extra $8. $8 for SIMPLY sauce?? We said no thanks and moved on to finish ordering. \n\nThe food was overpriced. I swear their dishes used to be reasonably priced but the last time we were here, the portion size had gone down and the prices were WAY higher than before. The portions were so little that I ordered a shrimp curry and my boyfriend ordered some fish curry but after we finished these dishes we were still hungry and had to order another dish.  My shrimp curry had 4 pieces of shrimp in it. True story. \n\nThe place did not took too clean and seemed very congested. I think it had to do with their inability to sit people properly. Tables with 5 chairs had 2 customers on them and tables with 2 chairs had a third chair added to seat another person. \n\nI don't know what happened to them. Like I said I used to LOVE this place for years, I really hope they get their act together soon :(", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jEOMMK9gJTiZaeGMhnTgAg", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "271Mldfy_NS98pMi50BAvg", "text": "The portions and food here are good, not outstanding. All of our portions were huge and the price was great ($8 for a huge bowl of noodles, yes!). I had the chicken noodle soup which was yummy, but I noticed there was very little chicken in it! All of the other dishes my friends had were good (pineapple shrimp rice, spicy pork). The service was so-so, our water was only refilled ONCE and it was at the end of the meal. But for the price, a good meal!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AHVeRWWzBQBkFjdMpYEchA", "date": "2009-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2cAuHkOLhrOoeFcZAfz2uA", "text": "Wow it's been 2 years since I've been here?  Time flies.\n\nCame here today, a nice Sunday afternoon, for lunch.  This time I eschewed the tried-and-true pad see ew and had...garlic pepper pork!  For $7.25 you get a generous portion as the lunch special, including rice, salad, and a little samosa-like appetizer.  \n\nAs someone previously mentioned, the pork is tasty but quite fatty.  It's good for a once in a while indulgence.  The samosa-like side was crispy and potato filled, also very good!  I could probably eat a whole plate of those.  Mmm.\n\nDidn't have enough room for dessert, but I asked for a mango sticky rice to-go, since the rest of today is going to be spent holed up studying and I'll deserve a reward for that right?  (later edit: the sticky rice was amazing and had lots of big chunks of mango, I'm a fan!)\n\nThey didn't have duck curry as a lunch special otherwise I would have made good on my vow from my last visit and had that instead; but the pork was a good substitute.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0l9MY_ovQcBogtqMcXE7VA", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2Lez_yWPylyZh7tBd0xbuA", "text": "If ever I am craving Thai food this is the place to be! \n\nWe walked up a flight of stairs and were greeted with waitresses right away. They asked us to sit wherever we wanted and since it was a lovely sunny day we decided to sit on the patio. The outside patio was not very busy and had plenty of tables to accommodate people if it gets super busy. We then got our menus and began to order right away. We knew what we wanted. We ordered: the spicy pad sew ew, garlic pepper pork and pineapple fried rice. Some of the items weren't as pricy because we went during lunch time during the weekend and they even had a lunch menu even on the weekend which is a plus!!! In addition, to our food we had ordered thai iced tea and ordered their deep fried bananas with coconut ice cream for desert! yum!!!\n\nThe service was great too! The waitresses were very accommodating and making sure we were good. We didn't sit outside for very long because there were flies that were attacking us. LOL So we decided to move inside. This didn't really bother us because it was originally our choice to sit outside. But the FOOD is GOOD. TWO THUMBS UP for this THAI SPOT!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JEcIwDbQY0M4JHmJvo-Rrw", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2OH0qJlhcWEoVEafWgujnQ", "text": "Decent. \nInitially for Thai places, the 1st visit i always get a pad-see-ew to see if i like their style of a common dish i can never get tired of. But because of the flaunting of \"the original home of the garlic pepper pork\" and the fact i would only be in berkeley for a couple more days, i decided to order the Garlic Pepper Pork and a Thai Tea for lunch. \n\nService as an overall is just average, nothing too flashy and from my walk around the area before stepping into the building, i didnt notice any Rats like a previous yelper mentioned.. (truthfully that scared me a bit) \n\nAnyways Garlic pepper pork; the lunch set version of this came with a mini salad topped with pesto, a vegetable somoas, about a cup of rice, and the garlic pepper pork.. oh and a slice of orange; what type of meal would it be without that orange piece? xD \n\nTo start out, i thought the salad was interesting and dove straight in with the green paste. I was more than happy that the salad was dressed lightly with pesto. This is a combo I have never seen at a restaurant (but then again i rarely get salads...) And hey, pesto is good stuff. The Somoas was nothing special but it was crisp and only made the meal as a whole more complete and filling. Now at the pork, it was oily and fatty but Ok at best. Nothing too special about it either which was slightly disappointing. \n\nThai tea.... too much ice, mediocre at best =[ shame really...\n\nI initially was going to give this place 2 stars but because of their performance in the quality of delivery food ( and you know how bad that can turn out to be...) and the pleasant lunch I decided to go with a 3 Star instead. \n\nWill come back, no rush though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NqVTQJLRjarENt4O5vdL-Q", "date": "2011-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-2TWyA1gvfG8S4tqTPKskg", "text": "The garlic pepper pork was so tender...very similar to bbq pork but there is that hint of garlic that gives it something extra. The pork is so tender..you can cut it with a spoon. The green curry was the perfect amount of sweet and finished off with that kick. The veggie were crisp and the chicken wasn't dried out. The curry over rice is pretty heavenly. The price tag is more than affordable...around 7ish for lunch and 9 for a bowl of green curry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RsmzkgQ6S9ghtKb2DGX0Mw", "date": "2011-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2wouEEapFxPu5Y7Ci5E1dQ", "text": "Mediocre Thai food.  \n\nOkay service.\n\nI've had their pad thai and pad see-ew.  Both okay.\n\nI really like their shrimp rolls though.  Shrimp marinated in garlic spring rolls served with this tangy sweet sauce.  I come here just for that.  But the rest of the food is kind of just bleh.\n\nI like the outdoor seating.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xfbSQGUaUAlkQ_v-ZCR09A", "date": "2008-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2XcsLqHFL5fqqDFopQKeuA", "text": "I have to say the basil eggplant here is among the best I've had at Thai places in the bay.  The other dishes I like are the green curry, although it is more standard Thai fare, the ubiquitous spicy curry that all know and love.  The meat eaters favorite is the honey bbq pork, very flavorful and has a great BBQ taste.  \n\nTo top it off the service is always good, and the owner often comes by for a friendly chat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2008-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "37pnAMOA42Q94XA6nUtIqQ", "text": "The seating outside was great and the service wonderful (responsive and checked in on our food and water 2-3 times). However, my dish, the red curry chicken, was lacking. It just wasn't very flavorful, and the cuts of chicken were somewhat fatty. I also got the Thai iced tea, which was mostly milk rather than tea, so not too delish. My last complaint is that they only had white rice as an option--for which they charge (but so many charge extra now that rice actually costs money with energy issues and the yin-and-yang of biofuels). Those I went with seemed happy with their dishes, however, and I tried one of theirs--some beef dish, and that one had some flavor. I guess it's a hit or miss, and for the money, it's worth a try. But, stick to recommended dishes, I'd say.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jQrJ4PshFYv-QG7rjycFhA", "date": "2008-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3A3Z3QCq0puKG7JdltI1Nw", "text": "the pad see ew was really good. but it took FOREVER for my food to come out. don't come here for lunch if you have to be somewhere at a certain time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_iJCnNhKmB3KWJaYVokvCg", "date": "2011-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_3CFL_HZGIsYYl9wWNG8JA", "text": "If this is your first time going to Thai House, you HAVE to try the Garlic Pepper Pork. It's their most famous dish, and after eating it, I went to that restaurant every other day for lunch, for a month straight. It's THAT good. The flavor is absolutely delicious. \n\nThat being said, I also love the duck fried rice (it's hard to find on the menu). The flavor is very distinct and the duck really adds to the taste. \n\nMy friend and I go there so much that the owner of the restaurant knows us now. He really cares about his customers, so if you go when he's around, you'll have a good experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iMDm4d2Mt1W5gzsYg2tdqw", "date": "2009-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3YpQCSAL7-_nLALTPZTMpg", "text": "Grossly underrated by me when I was in college, this place is pretty darned good!!  :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VtkLb4oxM3c3q-QAdYSRFw", "date": "2007-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "47_VYMGObLG220Ur0_xPDA", "text": "good thai, good prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Da_ZO8lKwIacljqKUJbAlw", "date": "2005-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4DIUyW5VPFMI1TGTvVz_Hw", "text": "Ordered Chili Beef lunch special, beef was so tough, couldn't even chew it.  Told the wait staff and she got the manager, and he told me that's how it is. REALLY? Bad FOOD Bad manager!!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "3fxj2wHGBJA50BNFrEVs6g", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4jS4J8R2H41KhduWNdgpxg", "text": "Amazing food, great thai iced tea, wonderful service. I was with a club with about 15 people and the servers here came by frequently to make sure the food was good and always kept our water glasses full.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hLGKr59Uc7yZOUzS-ptLrw", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4VUC7pqkR4VxsavPM1AYqw", "text": "Delicious Thai food. I specifically enjoy the noodle dishes. Service is good and quick. Prices are completely fair. One of my new favorite places to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bBmGvYx5axQ9fnk2GH26kQ", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "53RJRSH9byIMfdkjlZuBnQ", "text": "I ordered for delivery, and got Basil Eggplant, Spring Rolls, and Red Curry. The spring rolls were alright, and my roommate said the eggplant was so-so. However, the red curry was horrible. Completely flavorless -- I could have made better with the store-bought thai paste. I had to add honey and peanut butter to try to make it tast better -- worked slightly. What a waste of 10 dollars, I threw half of it out.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BI68xfRpvcQBClYOwLWijA", "date": "2012-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5kttOc0mU9nt4JXteLMzuw", "text": "Several years ago I thought this place was good.  More recently though (2007), the curry seemed too thin (watery) on one occasion.  And I'll never forgive them for the worms I found in my green beans on a separate occasion.  They didn't charge us for THAT dish but the owner-lady wasn't all that apologetic.  Try Cha-Am or Dora (Laos-Thai) place next to it on Shattuck and Cedar instead.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "klPQS2Scpq-jLFdLKKlsBQ", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5naphA52JYngVOOK2qRn9w", "text": "I am totally, genuinely, happily surprised.\n\nI've been to a number of Thai restaurants in Berkeley and they were okay but nothing special. Most were basically a step up from Thai fast food, and only Sabuy Sabuy II was worth remarking on. The other night, though, I ordered Berkeley Thai House on a gamble from Eat24hours.com. I started worrying when it had been 1hr15m with no sign on the food. Luckily, just as I was on the phone with BTH the driver showed up, very apologetic about the traffic and demonstrations he'd been caught in.\n\nAs soon as I cracked open the containers a delicious, rich aroma greeted me. Once I put it in my mouth (tee hee!) my taste buds agreed with my nose. This is really good Thai.\n\nHere's what makes it so good: well-balanced, not overpowering, rich flavor with fresh, quality ingredients. I like a lot of flavor, but nothing left a really strong aftertaste, my place didn't smell like fish sauce, and the leftovers were startlingly good. Prices were reasonable and the delivery option is great. \n\nI will absolutely be back.\n\nAddendum: I've ordered several more times. Sometimes delivery is quick, sometimes it takes 1h15. Sucks. Most of the food has been delicious but some is decidedly meh. Best so far: Pad Kee Mao, green curry, Param Vegetables.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MEZronKEpNs1pRJNx7RNEA", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5TmpL9GCVM_Lbb2k2AcnZg", "text": "I have been looking for a Thai restaurant that makes delivery and so I tried Berkeley Thai, as the reviews are decent.  I can't say how the food would have tasted had it been hot (it was lukewarm by the time we ate it), but, as it was, I found it inedible. We ordered the pepper pork, which was extremely greasy and fairly tasteless, the green chicken curry, which had very little flavor (couldn't taste the basil at all) or chicken in it, and the vegetarian egg rolls which were mushy inside and out.  I don't like to give bad reviews and don't, unless I feel people need warning: the food was not good. But it may just have been a bad night.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mXrG4VG7mtNjthDtZ_apPg", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5uwhhGTUITmSxclVnVHRmQ", "text": "I had a tofu pad thai (with egg ok) at a spicy factor of \"2.\" It was decent. \n\nThe service is very good. The restaurant is clean and has that kind of Thai flare you would see in most Thai restaurants. The water was limitless and my glass never went empty. The location is great; close enough to \"stuff,\" but also far enough to be tucked away from all the hustle and bustle from the campus. Dinner for two was about 26$ not including tip, which isn't conducive to most college student budgets.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ait8j0oq7PaifNuSsztTOg", "date": "2010-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "66VN7IXAEJ7fqZXTBfK1jg", "text": "Beautiful outside seatings. They accept credit cards for orders of 10 dollars or more.\n\nOrdered pad see-ew. Flavorful. Second time, ordered green curry chicken & rice. Delicious. \n\nThey have lunch specials during the day where the rice comes with the dish.  No specials for dinner, and they charge for rice. Maybe a dollar or fifty cents per head or so for rice.\n\nI think they have coupons on their website also. Give it a go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C3aWYjdI3xZIaFOuswnu6A", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "695GKjWNfsfP2PxbzsJhzw", "text": "I hadn't been here in years, so I was cautiously optimistic about returning (I don't remember my past experiences as being good or bad). \n\nI like the ambiance, but since it was a cold night, it was really crowded inside the restaurant on a Sunday evening at 6pm (and no one wanted to sit outside, obviously). Nevertheless, my party of 3 was seated within 10 minutes, so not too bad. But in general, the service throughout the evening was pretty slow - it seemed like there weren't enough servers to accomodate the amount of people there.\n\nAnyhoo, on to the important stuff - the food!\n\nWe ordered: garlic pepper pork ($8.95), pad see ew with beef ($7.45), and the pad scallops special ($13.45).\n\nGarlic pepper pork was delicious!! Pretty good portion, but it was just that it was so tasty that we all wanted more of it! Great mix of spices and flavor with spicy dipping sauces on the side. I really appreciated that because I don't like spicy food but my friends do so they enjoyed the sauce.\n\nPad see ew w/ beef was also really good. Nothing out of this world, but well cooked and decent amount of meat and flavor. Just wished there was more of it!\n\nPad scallops were really great too. It's a little pricier, but they had big scallop pieces and we each got about 4-5, which I guess is OK. \n\nThe overall feeling of Thai House is that the food is great and flavorful and yummy and tasty. The problem is that they just don't give you enough of it. The portions are smaller than I would have liked (or what you would normally get at like Thai Basil) so I left feeling slightly hungry and a little gypped.\n\nWould come back, but not my first choice for Thai food in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TqCdrjd4gr3smoqewjKZGg", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6krIB-N20fchVelt5YW0cA", "text": "The Waitresses were very friendly, however the Owner seemed a bit Lazy, but did come up from her Highness Chair to ask how we were doing.\n\nThe Pad Thai & Thai Coffee was delicious!\n\nWhen I come to Berkeley I'll know to hit this place up again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K8vUWxWUtKj1LaYZ0lwugA", "date": "2011-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6uowrTJVtxLPA2bBpZ5kxg", "text": "My friends and I went on a busy Thursday evening. The host was kind of intense. We were seated, and ordered. We were all sharing our food family style... but apparently you have to order one dish per person in your party. That's minus a star. There were five us, four dishes was already more than enough. This is the only place I know that does this in Berkeley. I think it's a little mean in a college town. \n\nPart of the price of the meal definitely goes into atmosphere. The decor is Thai authentic.  \n\nAnyway, the food was pretty good, especially since all of us were Laotian or Hmong (the cuisines are similar). Though all of us were encouraged to order dessert we passed, but received free Thai Tea on the house!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gA4MiXjhX9iZmqkIgMxWjw", "date": "2007-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Za4bBTG_uIH8G_5v0zJBw", "text": "Just went there for dinner for the first time with friends, the place has nice decor, but I would not go back again. I would not recommend people going there especially in a large group, they will charge you a  $0.20 fee for splitting the check and 15% gratitude for groups with 6 or more people. \n\nOverall the food portion are small for any dish especially for the price (at least for dinner). Garlic pepper pork was decent, but Pad Se-Ew was horrible that it was very greasy and salty.\n\nI do not like their service, there is almost no service (but given that the place was packed when I went), they almost forgot about my order since I came in late to meet up with my friends and we had to remind the waiter. In addition, they charged a fee for splitting the check and 15% gratitude even though there was not much service at all except when they brought us 2 jug of water.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "WeS4VXlO55PRscw9je5sJQ", "date": "2009-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7e8-e5sNoevS29Uj2ztNgA", "text": "Do you like alien spit? Go here. Loads of bland, slimy sauces volumized with corn starch. Hair included.\n\nI learned my lesson not to pay attention to restaurant reviews by college students. They are a different class of eater.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "t9KrgYZ6O9itM8k6oWfifw", "date": "2010-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Oqgq5NF-MhZgbHdcU243Q", "text": "Okey.. STAY AWAY! This is a complete disaster! \nI was here for a night to celebrate my friends birthday. We called in advance, ordered a table for 30 ppl, and even paid a deposit! We were 27 people who came, and they still had no idea how to handle the situation. It started with a complete chaos just setting the table. The poor server was bossed around and yelled at by the owner and it took aout 20 min just to get water on the table. We then placed our orders. One of our friends, who live in San Fran was just stopping by, but H to the no if he was allowed to even sit there unless he ordered something. He got peanut sauce... (was not good at all i might add). It then took us from 7.30pm to 8.32pm to get the first dish. I believe the last one was on the table at 9pm. I had to send my food back in because not only was there no flavor, it was also cold. They then popped in the microwave and sent it back in. The average mood of the table was pretty annoyed when the food finally came, and only 2 of the 27 guest really liked the food. Most were just like.. its O.K. So we wee running very late for the birthday party and had to run. It then ooh us approx 1 hour to pay even though we had made it very clear even before we ordered the table that we wanted to pay serrate. So he even charged us for splitting the bill, but also added on the standard 15% tax, which is 15% more then any of us had planned to pay. In the end it turn out that we paid for the same swish twice, and when we present our receipts to show him (the owner I'm guessing) this, he gets very upset and claims he has not done anything wrong. We even had the receipts! He then just walks away and say that if we have a problem with it we need to file a police report... we are seriously considering it.. =/  So to sum it up. The food is not even worth the money,and the horrible service and long waiting just makes it a nightmare!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Ou-NUokfjWdzzzGt7QBiLA", "date": "2011-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8eyO5_rnMFBB0y9QLzSkZQ", "text": "For $12, the seafood curry was definitely worth it. There were prawns, scallops, mussels... in a creamy coconut milk curry--you know, the kind that could make it into a Body Shop lotion bottle or something.\n\nIf I remember correctly, they had a pretty colorful menu, as in, there was yellow curry, red curry, green curry... slow down, stop, and go?? yeah, I dunno... they were all spicy too, including the green. cuz I got the green and it did not GO well... ha...ha--okay, bad pun.\n\nbut seafood curry, go get it! everything else curry, stop right there.\n\ncute rice pots though. reminded me of genie bottles.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M1CoMdlEFktYLIXBTXWzsA", "date": "2008-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8-lQDt5866fdU2A1O5BF5A", "text": "Both times I've been here they haven't been so busy- it looks like when they're busy they can get too rushed with customers, but luckily for us the service was friendly and not at all rushed. The Thai Iced Coffee was supposedly really good (I didn't have any) but the Thai Iced Teas were mostly ice which was disappointing. They are very good at making it as spicy as you want it; order it medium and it really comes out medium- they don't assume you can't handle spiciness just because you're white. The beef was broccoli was yummy- lots of sauce, the garlic pepper pork was just as good as everyone says, they do tofu and eggplant really really well, and they have very good peanut sauce. My sister was a little turned off by the whole pieces of basil leaves, but i didn't mind since they worked well with the dish. I've sat outside both times, never been inside, but the patio is certainly nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vfO8d98KgZEuBv_4GRj70A", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8NyVYRxEBVpM7A60zZRN2Q", "text": "tasty that food that's close to campus, but there are better thai places (Racha Cafe). I used to eat at Berkeley Thai House a lot more until on one occasion my friend did not like his food (he also used to eat here a lot), and when he requested that the food be taken off the bill since he hadn't eaten more than a bite or two, the server rudely denied his request and slapped the bill on the table. I've been here since and everything has been fine, but i can truly say the food quality/taste has slightly declined since I used to first eat here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4RWjr6-QXA9Z-7gRMXMDhQ", "date": "2008-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8WnFbHvrGi-r59yO2eCH8Q", "text": "Something I've noticed. A lot of restaurants around Berkeley have hundreds and hundreds of yelp reviews. But when searching for the term \"vegetarian\", there are fewer than a dozen matching, and when putting in \"vegan\" nothing comes up. I find it interesting that a place with so many reviews in a veg-friendly community doesn't have enough reviews to help others find vegan friendly food. So here it is:\n\nA group of 13 of us came here on a weekend night, including 2 vegans, and a couple vegetarians. They got a table ready for us in about 25 minutes. Service was really nice, but the bill splitting had to be limited, which is understandable. \n\nI ordered the standard Pad Thai with tofu. It was a very generous portion, and was very delicious. It wasn't dry at all, but was actually full of sauce. There was a nice spicy kick to it. However near the end of the plate, the sauce got overwhelming. It was too salty and had more of a reddish color than the usual orange tint that I'm use to seeing at other thai places. The red wasn't from hot sauce or chili powder either. It's like they make their pad thai sauce out of something that's not tamarind. Or they combine it with something that's usually not seen in other pad thai places.\n\nService was great and they were super friendly. Paying the bill is always a challenge, but we got it done. I ended up not having cash, so I paid the bill in its entirety with my card, and everyone paid me back in cash.\n\nOverall great place, but I'll order something different next time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x9DRvDktxccwvZemaOMgZA", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8xvru0eMzbrFr4B8aFv5cQ", "text": "Just had lunch here - I got their spicy eggplant lunch dish, which was quite delicious! It came with rice, a small salad, a slice of orange, some kind of fried yam (I think?) appetizer, as well as a decently-sized portion of the eggplant and veggies. The eggplant is well cooked, and I enjoyed the appetizer and salad as well. However, service was so-so - I came with a friend, and it took quite a while for them to bring out the food, and in general the waitstaff was pretty inattentive. In addition, at the end, there was some deal with using credit cards to split the bill and our fare went up by a slight bit. Not a big deal at all, but because of those issues, I'm knocking down this place from a four-star rating (for their food) to three stars overall.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6ZkjqYY0TN2x7GRNig5q_Q", "date": "2012-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9JwunshcAbenOS9ihWYtIg", "text": "I have not tried too many Thai Restaurants but I have to say I love this one. Service is ok; the guy that works there is the nicest one :) Can't wait to go back and order some sticky rice and mango :) ... and the eggplant dish of course!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nyayIfV8eFltk2FqWd_k7g", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9n-e-IfAUbMKyeKLt7YfiA", "text": "What happened to this place?\n\nI used to love Berkeley Thai house - the food was good, the service was prompt and polite, and the decoration is adorable. \n\nFor some reason, the last three times I have eaten there I was very disappointed. I usually order the Pad-see-ew or the Pad Thai (classic staples of thai food). Anyway, the last times I went there, the food had changed flavor dramatically. It seemed like the sauce was completely different, and the food was drowning in grease and sauce. Also, the orders my friends made tasted equally bad. Maybe they got a new chef? \n\nNeedless to say, I don't think I'll be going back. The service is still good and the decor is cute, but I am disappointed with the food. Too bad because this used to be my favorite Thai place in Berkeley. :-(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_2AL3YDszQfoYxCnXRPENw", "date": "2009-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9yJiRlIXQAQudcMFsEE9nA", "text": "If I were you I would NOT order delivery from this place EVER, especially if you care about service.  I require so little from delivery guys... this guy calls me from his car to inform me he can't find parking and I have to come downstairs. When I protested there was parking right here on my street, he told me to Calm Down Ma'am! over and over.  What a jerk.  Then when I tried to point out his attitude was harsh, he said, whatever lady, then order from somewhere else.  I said I will, and I'll be in touch with your manager.  He said as he walked away \"well I'm the owner\".  SUCH a jerk.  He doesn't deserve your business.  Call someone else, who cares about his customers and his service and doesn't take delivery as an  opportunity to lay his bad trip on someone else.  I'm keeping him away from my home and I suggest you do the same.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "0wJ5rrlSyRb6DYO5MmZRLg", "date": "2009-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Z6g3DHGy1AopQEbAozhyw", "text": "Berkeley Thai House is one of the better Thai restaurants in the bay area. Located in the heart of downtown Berkeley. The restaurant environment is very welcoming. It's literally a house that be retrofitted to a restaurant. The food is exceptionally good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EEslA8XEw0IMDoRGZlu7lQ", "date": "2007-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a77MxPnnegLb9-bsP-Gg7A", "text": "The pineapple fried rice is sooooo so good here. Best around the area, IMO.\n\nMy friends and I ordered a couple entrees and decided to order another dish of pineapple fried rice because it was that good.\n\nOther dishes were okay though. We ordered the satay chicken, pad see ew, and pad thai. I've had better at other Thai restaurants around the area. The pad see ew here was a little tasteless and the noodles weren't as chewy as I would've liked it to be. I think the pad see ew is tastier at Thai Basil than at Berkeley Thai House, but maybe I went on a bad day haha.\n\nThe waitress was super accommodating when we asked if we could switch tables since it was really chilly sitting by the door. She said she couldn't do that, but she closed the door for us instead.\n\nOverall, it was a good meal. It's a little bit pricier than other restaurants, so I won't be going here all too often (college student budget ftw) I will definitely order some pineapple fried rice to go sometime soon though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YlP6h98eZQnJ8TjTTVguSw", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "anwMxw-Afa9v37o_d8h76w", "text": "OK for dining in.   Delivery is horrible.  They get lost, and if they don't want to deliver to your area, even if it is on the map (I am in the Berkeley hills right now) they will add another $10 minimum charge and still take 2 hours to deliver it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8CUeYjMEDgdL93SfCO7-rQ", "date": "2011-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AO_PrKAfDEMA0sgmcginRA", "text": "Just last weekend I took a mini trip to UC Berkeley.  My friend who lived in the dorms was trying to think of a place to eat at which had vegetarian food for me.  We decided to yelp up some places around Berkeley which had vegetarian foods and Berkeley Thai House showed up. My friend then told me that she ate there before and claimed that it was \"pretty good.\"\n\nI must admit, she's right. Upon entering the place, I was surprised to see how much more fancy it was on the inside in comparison to the sign that I saw outside.  I guess looks can be deceiving.\n\nAnyway, after going over the menu, I picked out the Basil Tofu (btw,  I was very pleased to see all the vegetarian options they had. YAY!).  My friend ordered some type of pork (Garlic Pepper Pork pehaps?).  All of that was with rice for two.  I really enjoyed my Basil Tofu, mostly because of the sauce that everything was mixed in.  The bill came out to be $21.30 or something as such, which I found to be reasonable.\n\nEmployees were kind enough to refill our drinks every time they were near without us having to ask.  I found that to be a plus because I never run into waiters and/or waitresses that do what they be doing in this house. Hooray, I'd come back again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "m4PsK-X3t1GvAAj0m2vMHA", "date": "2008-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Aq41pPgj7uZvskYqiipYUw", "text": "-Vegetarian Review- \n\nThis place was quite pleasant. We ate outside on their patio for lunch. Nicely decorated with statues and plants. It was probably my favorite part.\n\nThe food was good. I ordered Pad See Ew. Being one of my favorite Thai dishes I  probably have too high of expectations. The dish is quite common so I try it everywhere and I can't find a satisfactory replacement for my memory of Pad See Ew from a restaurant that is now long closed. \n\nTheir's was good but not the best I've had (not including my memory). I wasn't really a fan of the sauce, although it was plentiful whereas this dish usually seems to be dry. Decent amount of broccoli (always a plus).\n\nThe best part of the meal was the potato curry puff type thing that they give you with ever dish. We liked them so much that we ordered more. They were stellar. The Thai Iced tea was also quite good.\n\n**I did feel a little off after leaving this place so I think some piece of the meal may have contained some fish sauce (I'm very sensitive to it) or other meat sauce/oil. On the other hand I did eat it quick so it may be that. Not sure either way.**\n\nIf you are in Berkeley and looking for a sit down Thai place I would recommend this one. If it is nice out by all means sit on the patio.\n\n4 stars for good food, very good service, and great patio!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Oca6EvrTQPuUgbXRzW7Z7w", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b0No0TZFiLmhGHWQKGr7uA", "text": "Berkeley Thai House is one of the better Thai restaurants in the Berkeley area. Although dishes are a little more expensive compared to other restaurants, the food is definitely of better quality and is totally worth the price. \n\nMeals are designed to be sit-down and include dishes that are shared. You can also order dishes for yourself. One that I would HIGHLY recommend is the Garlic Pepper Pork! I've heard so many amazing things about this dish, and the dish even surpassed my expectations upon tasting it. The pork reminds me of KBBQ-style ribs, except served with sauce on the side and not nearly as oily. This is a dish you just HAVE to try if you ever stop by here. I also tried the Pad See-Ew, a noodle dish with meat and vegetables. The noodles were extremely flavorful, but I felt that the beef was a little bit overcooked.\n\nI also ordered the Fried Banana with Coconut Ice Cream. I've had better fried banana, but the coconut ice cream makes up for it. The ice cream contains little chunks of coconut that blend perfectly with the taste of the ice cream.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kfx4iNKWfp3nB9krNNA2vg", "date": "2011-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bcPvUkX-9vblvgPkxv5IkA", "text": "Great food! I really love the beef salad, it's one of my favorite dishes! Overall a great experience with friendly service, just be careful about parking in the lot across the street. I almost got a ticket because of expired time!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iFmQk90Ws_gjf8MTZa86Jg", "date": "2010-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BFpQBo9YxMRS679lFjzIaw", "text": "i always thought pad thai comes with shrimp, not chicken or beef.... anyways, the food was alright. i saw some place that said that it was home of the original garlic pepper pork, but i didnt see it on the dinner menu\n\ni heart thai iced tea. my friend, who doesnt normally drink liquids, finished the whole thing!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8HtQ6oC1p_G7puf18v1Dfw", "date": "2008-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bNxb6CWSQAhbF4Qy35T5NA", "text": "This was the first restaurant I ever ate at in Berkeley, and I've eaten there many times since, but it remains my favorite Thai place.  Like Allison B. said before me, the pad see ew is absolutely delicious, and their barbeque chicken is also way, way tasty, with a huge portion for the price.  Sticky rice with mango, a dessert staple at most Thai restaurants, is truly excellent here during the right season.  The atmosphere is great, little decorative touches going a long way to set the mood, and the front patio area is a lovely place to sit when the weather is nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YEPeMM-5oUrSbsZRwFZWbg", "date": "2005-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bSzvk3c-MOSKjyBkN7XURQ", "text": "Their food is okay, depending on what you order. I remember ordering their sweet rice banana fried desert, which was good, but not differentiating from others in any special way. I recently went there and ordered their basil beef, which I highly do not recommend because it tastes just plain awful, but my friend ordered the regular Pad Thai and grilled pork, which looked reallyyy goodd. Just a word of advice to stay away from the basil beef, and probably basil chicken as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eSovBfz8diIbXYamn5U95Q", "date": "2010-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C5kClNdQbPJnsNFi1Tfszw", "text": "Decent food, nice decoration, and close to campus: 3 stars.\n\nLong wait and no parking space: minus 2 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gN-2OqBWr9gwYI5ZIyooEg", "date": "2008-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c8NwiByiPjYzrMQfYv28NA", "text": "It's good. I like it. It hit the spot when I want to upgrade from asian ghetto.\n\nthe things on the 'specialty menu' section are pretty good. Pra-ram (veggies, meat, and peanut sauce) hits the spot. Pad thai is really tasty here.\n\nFinish it off with the fried ice cream. It's good.\n\nDon't get the thai iced tea. You'll feel nasty because it's so filling. Especially with all the strong flavors of thai food, you don't want to overload your palette.\n\nOverall, a chill place to eat, or to take that date that you're interested in at the moment, but need to go study. It can be an excuse to hang out'on the way to studying'. You nerd. \n\nGo bears!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bIV6sUJjRXsRGIz5Es_4_Q", "date": "2007-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ceckZEKhPEsapUxWesHw2Q", "text": "My experience was quite positive here. I'm a vegetarian and I found a fair amount of choice here. The food was excellent and in contrast to other reviewers so far the service was very good.\n\nI went at about 7 PM on a Saturday evening, so it was quite full, but they managed to get us a table v. quickly and were quite attentive throughout.\nThe price isn't unreasonable given the overall quality of the food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ji4FDZhtd9DkZ45p_afcoA", "date": "2008-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CJDtqZfcabmB9rFNWtQGvA", "text": "probably the best thai near UC in berkeley, but that's not saying a lot.\n\nalso, it seems like they charge extra for *every special request*, even if you ask for \"less _____.\"  weird.\n\nbut if you're stuck near campus and need some decent thai, this is your best bet.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rjBdmmqEq3XbVI1lvd13Eg", "date": "2008-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_cte2FM8ATi08wIHN8--0g", "text": "Nice restaurant with average food and a great place to eat outside when it's sunny, but please can the waiters/waitresses avoid to take your glass with their dirty hands when they take your water glasses to fill it :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gpqJSlEWQFFUlqQcnYFpew", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cv2_TpQ7AF87p_nUgKsZiQ", "text": "+1 for ambiance\n+2 for food\n-1 for unidentifiable, murky & wet food item on the outside of the glass of my thai iced tea (debatable whether the glass was clean on the inside)\n\nHaven't come here in about 3.5 years. This brings some nostalgia as my first ever food review on Yelp was to complain about the service. Some things don't change.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WN_EoPVJkB61qrNLcZmaWA", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cW38W2LeoHlEYaJqHsMgcQ", "text": "I usually come here only for their Mango Sticky Rice and Fried Banana with Coconut Ice Cream.  The mangoes are always incredibly juicy, sweet and ripe.  They have real pieces of coconut in the coconut ice cream.  So good!\n\nIf you want decent Thai food, come here.  The food isn't amazing or unique, but it's good.  I like the Pad See Ew, Eggplant Basil, and Green Curry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Lm4oFlebM1U6Yj0cYYbqow", "date": "2009-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cWV1Pg8yLqNBubmsqmkG4Q", "text": "I went here a few days ago with a few friends for a birthday. I actually never heard of the place before. To my surprise it was pretty good and the price was not too expensive. The people there are very nice and go out of their way to make you comfortable. I love the environment . The mango sticky rice is  one of the best I've had in a while. This is a place I definitely recommended to others!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ySsVSX1OFyJTs_8msTOPmQ", "date": "2007-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D1bUiBKnkw2f1ptMQeWSkg", "text": "Mediocre \n\nFound this place while walking on Telegraph. This place looks and smells good, but is nothing special.  I stopped by because the stomach was growling.\n\nI had the lunch order - Basil chicken ($7.95). It filled the void, but it definitely didn't  fill the urge of eating good food. Not much chicken in on the plate..More sauce\n\nIt came with a salad .. yay?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mb-LDBHBVIS1k8nsQJsOvA", "date": "2010-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "daY69d6hSh-zLygd6580nw", "text": "Went here last nite w 5 of my sisters,  Ordered a bunch of different plates and everything was delicious, service was FAST & prices were low.  Our total bill was $80, including a meal to go.\nNothing comes with rice, so make sure to order that on the side, $1 per person. \nPlease do yourself a favor & order the Garlic Pepper Pork!! mmmmmmmm, I want a plate right now.. \nmouthwatering*** my absolute fave. \n\nxoxo", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UxOY4WWYc4U7gaqTRJNAUw", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dbt3_I1TqehjRYwv5UuTHw", "text": "i came here a few years ago and it was okay, nothing that I would particularly go back for but my friend suggested it so I went with it. \n\nI ordered the Pad kee mao. Where are the noodles, I ask you!? I felt like I was eating stir fry instead of noodles. There were a lot of bell peppers which I am not too fond of and like i mentioned, very little noodles :( I was sadly disappointed. I paid almost 8 dollars for a dinner that didnt fill me up. :( FAIL. \n\nOn the plus side, I guess the restaurant was cute, the napkins were soft, and the staff was pretty attentive. SMH. I guess I'll wait a few more years to come back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dnxXi4h1faoITUiOFaYXLg", "text": "Love the environment, food is okay but a little bit over-priced. I'd recommend Bangkok Thai noodle if you don't chase for  elegant decorations.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hSQn3iPSN-JeFxPvCYmNvA", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dUFdsSTsNnquRgf-nB70NQ", "text": "Really tasty Thai.  Prices are good, but not great... service can be hit or miss.    Good ambiance.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mp68LGnhRbzCI57gkW1qGQ", "date": "2010-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E4e8-wXS4spPSjPlm364Ng", "text": "Thai house is one of the places in Berkeley I don't go to very often because it's a little expensive for every day eating, but I love it every time I come.\n\nMy staple for a long time has been the yellow curry with rice, which I always request mild.  It's very flavorful with a small amount of kick to it.  The chicken is perfectly cooked to be soft but chewy, and the potatoes are soft while still having a little bit of crunch to it.  The yellow curry sauce over rice is always satisfying and can feed me for two meals.\n\nRecently I discovered that Thai House has beef noodle soup, which has been perfect for the cold weather!  I love Thai soups because they're salty but a little bit sweet at the same time because of the spices, but not in a way that makes it unsavory.  Thai noodle soups have much more flavor than other soups I have had.  I love the meatballs (which like all Asian meatballs do not have the texture of meat at all), and the chunks of beef are soft and tender.  It's the perfect thing to warm a tummy when it's cold and raining.\n\nMy boyfriend ordered the green curry today, and liked it.  It was spicier than expected, but the vegetables (string beans, carrots, zucchini) were not overcooked at all, maintaining their fresh crunchiness.  The only thing that bothered him is that rice does not come with; you always have to order it on the side.\n\nThe usual pad thai and pad see ew are good!  They also have free delivery that you can order online, but there is a minimum purchase of $20.  The service is very attentive, and my water glass was never less than half full.  The ambiance is very nice and quiet--classier than a lot of places are UC Berkeley campus.  Thai House is definitely my favorite Thai place around the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QwXpGYoZ4eUE4Bp_sQWj2Q", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eaBE_jhc5xaHMQosBubrAA", "text": "So maybe I'm picky because I used to live in South East Asia, but I feel I've become aware of what good \"American\" Thai food is.\n\nUgh. Have been here several times because everyone on campus likes it, and I really don't. Their pad Thai and curries are far too sweet, even for Thai curries. It's not the right balance at all. Their Thai beef noodle soup is way too salty. Their pineapple fried rice isn't bad, but I really don't remember it being that great either. \n\nThe thing that keeps me coming back is the waitstaff. I always come with a million people and they always gladly accommodate us.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KHRjyRbIKK_d4VESzvXBBg", "date": "2010-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eo2k9EmPeYDCPxOHpkT0aw", "text": "They're food has been the same as 4 years ago; and its good! Previously, I would get the duck red curry, which is my absolute favorite. This time I got the duck noodle soup, which is not bad either. There garlic pepper pork is super good! The pork is tender and they marinated it the perfect way. Its so amazing. You must get the garlic pepper pork, if you come here!\n\nThe service is good. The thai ice tea is good too. And also they are pretty quick for an one hour lunch period. \n\nMy club at Berkeley always do business with them, and they are so friendly about it! Jason, the manager/owner, is the best guy ever. He truly wants to help the clubs out and is always happy to do fundraisers for us.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Za6TKj66D5rXLrDmCfCZCA", "date": "2012-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eO8cbY6_9BvZZR1obAGpEg", "text": "I've always really wanted to like the Berkeley Thai House, but I never really seem to want to come back. I can't seem to place it... the food is decent, but just not the type that makes you crave it like other Thai restaurants.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eRMHTK5VsnSC8hQSd9RWgA", "text": "Good lunch options, I always end up getting pad thai, pad-see-ew. But Tom-yam noodle is good too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D7JUkHPLskVqZqseDZo65w", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eu77FnR1waWQaN7NIODcIg", "text": "This is an ideal place to have dinner with a big bunch of people due to its ample seating. Its proximity close to my old apt meant that I frequented this place a lot for reunions w/ old floor mates. But other than its space, I'm not too wowed anymore with this restaurant, especially with a huge variety of other Thai places around campus (i.e. Thai Noodle II down on Telegraph).\n\nFood: All of the main dinner items DO NOT come with noodles or rice. You have to add another extra dollar to get that, which blows my mind. You can literally go to another Thai restaurant nearby and get the same dish (i.e. BBQ chicken) and have it served w/ rice for the exact same price. The last time I came here I got the Pineapple Fried Rice, which was very bland (I had to keep adding chili sauce to it for an extra kick). The only upside was the portion size. \n\nPrice: Expect to spend about $10-12 here for dinner, which is decent compared to the area. But I personally think you can get better quality food at other nearby restaurants. If you come with a large party, you can get split checks for an extra $0.20. The last thing that irks me is they INCLUDE gratuity (15%) into your bill. I personally feel that as a customer, it should be ME that has the final say on what tip I give you. \n\nService: nothing exceptional that warrants a 15% mandatory tip; they do take reservations though. We had a party of 8 and it was slightly annoying when they made us squish into 2 square tables instead of spreading us out over 3. \n\nIf you want a better Thai restaurant experience, go to any of the Thai Noodles (on Telegraph or Shattuck) instead. Or even go to Thai Basil! It'll be cheaper.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2011-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f7D1WMjNAdheQtXim_cwiQ", "text": "I just had this for lunch earlier today and I'm still burping Garlic Pepper Pork...and it's still good. Earlier this week I had the Pad Se Ew and it was the best (it always has been). It's no wonder Thai House is the favorite of many locals. \n\nDon't order the Garlic Pepper Pork if you're outdoors in the daytime. The bees will do anything to go after the sweet chili sauce that comes with it. The waitress was kind enough to transfer us indoors.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F7kgVQSARH5AsbwlRZv41Q", "text": "This place is pretty ok. Cute ambiance (in a converted old house), vegetarian-friendly, clean bathroom. The menu is rather typical, but the curries taste good--I think it may be the case that I've only ever had the curries here, in fact. Two caveats: when it's crowded, it gets LOUD inside, and when it's cold outside, it gets COLD inside. 3.5 stars, I think.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F8gndtuF498L81d9WQjx5A", "text": "Solid lunch option near campus. I enjoy most of their dishes, but their yellow curry noodle soup and the garlic pepper pork are my favorite. Sometimes I deviate from these choices, but I always wish I hadn't. Their outside patio is nice on a sunny day. \n\nGood prices for good food. \n\nNote: for the time being, they're not validating for the Channing Garage anymore. The garage changed policies and many stores/restaurants don't validate for them right now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jzqLpVkB1rg9AssLKm7lvw", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fd2kb40n09Ic31KaARrsEQ", "text": "Pad Thai was great! I like the outdoor seating!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xG4Q27rIhjRZJgwJU-5Nog", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fh6R76_4hzIdhL452iILpg", "text": "We haven't been here in a month or so and I'm sooooo craving my thai shrimp rolls and Pad Kee Mow!  This is by far my FAVORITE Thai Restaraunt.  The food is great.  The wait staff is very sweet and the owner completely ROCKS!  See you soon Jason!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h9gY2_ycsaJ_1d5j5KsYog", "date": "2009-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fj0gA4IU3_CLQsFczOwM9Q", "text": "This place is about the same as nearby Thai Basil foodwise. It looks a lot classier though, food is presented attractively and they actually have waiters. I would recommend any of the dishes with duck - they do a damn good job roasting those birds. Portions were a little small. The waiters are pretty friendly and it's definitely a laid-back environment, especially if you sit out on the patio for lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dRSz0aNLiHOPp4sU5dms5g", "date": "2009-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FkSzfNOwZOTDFdfRdbK0tQ", "text": "Pretty mediocre Thai food. I love Thai, good or bad usually. This was so mediocre I wish I didn't choose Thai.  Service was slow even though it was a slow night.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GsgRR4O0SlZEnLQ3-DnbMw", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fNp9BeFg7fzmln739PfPlw", "text": "I've eaten a lot of Thai food in the bay area and I always find my self coming back here. It's probably because I'm always in the area blowing most of my money on music. There lunch specials are cheap and every thing is really fresh. Theres a nice outdoor area for dining and just chillin.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CVXEa3Rcks3UVAHbgtixwA", "date": "2008-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FR26AyiwtfmzEtR-v8RokA", "text": "I used to go there all the time after my classes to get my Thai fix.\nHonestly, I usually judge the yumminess of Thai food by how good is their Pad Thai. \nTheir Pad Thai is rather sweet but still very good.\nI love their outdoor sitting area when it's sunny.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cqgQitguLAi5_phzFEAypw", "date": "2009-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FsatItjd_2lfWAMtHE7eXw", "text": "Strictly mediocre.  The only reason they get two stars is the patio is so nice on a warm day.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "f5-0o_iBl6G0hiiTo55ZjA", "date": "2011-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_G5mULnbbWPB6gVsyZcfRw", "text": "Not the best food I've ever eaten, but I like the atmosphere (especially their patio) and the lunch deal is good value and taste for the south side.  When I worked at UC on the south side of campus I'd really struggle to find someplace decent for lunch with coworkers and this always ended up being a favorite. There's enough selection for everyone to find something they fancy (I always go for the red curry veggies) and it's spacious enough that we never had to wait.  It's a bit sucky to pay an extra dollar for brown rice, but it is really lovely and you get a little fried wonton, salad and fruit with every meal. Can't beat that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IIcdAMAc6frjg9W51cZzMg", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G-6MvHF1utiKd6SCuODvMg", "text": "We ordered 2 Thai iced teas, garlic pepper pork,  combination seafood, and sticky rice with mango. Bill: $33!! Sounds like a good deal for a nice sit-down restaurant.\n\nFirstly, their garlic pepper pork is AMAZING. The sauces that come with it are delicious and perfectly complement the pork. It was so mouth watering delicious that I'm drooling just thinking about it at the moment. Love love love. It's their signature dish for a reason. Perfection.\n\nCombination seafood was blah. Would not order it again. Sure it had plenty of mussels, scallops, and some shrimp, but the flavor was mediocre. Maybe it's because we had the garlic pepper pork first so this dish was so crappy in comparison.\n\nLoved the sticky rice and mango too. We ate it so deliciously slow to enjoy it.\n\nOverall, the meal was very satisfying; we weren't stuffed silly with large crappy portions, but we weren't hungry. Perfect portions.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l-USnlHsZrEoR_8PcjvvUw", "date": "2008-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gatPHM1jvIVRtFkw0daKBA", "text": "Best fried rice with roasted duck in Berkeley. The staff is very friendly, food has never been disappointing and the prices are very good. We come here regularly for lunch and it is so difficult for me to change my order to something else rather than fried rice with duck!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a1igdZ2t25jOJo7Iw9PJ-g", "date": "2008-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GbT8Mim_CMNHN-92g_wTXA", "text": "I would give you three stars but for being by campus I give you four (even though it doesn't matter because I don't live by campus anymore). What does matter is DELIVERY! \nThe other day, I had one of those days, where I didn't want to get my ass up and I had no excuse for it. I got really hungry and still couldn't get my little ass off the stupid couch (and no, I wasn't high. I'm just fing lazy). So I just decided to call Thai House and YIPPEEE they have delivery! $20 minimum. They take about 20 minutes and its delicious. \nI love the eggplant garlic dish. Their curries are decent. My bf LOVES mango and sticky rice and they do it well here. \nIt is definitely worth spending an extra dollar or so to get decent thai food that won't give you the runs. In other words go to Thai House not Thai Basil!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uLpgeLlEon-TH1SuWrwGeg", "date": "2009-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GFc92eLfz_JB1SROZToYtg", "text": "Ordered the Pad See Ew and split an order of Fried Bananas with Coconut Ice Cream with friends for dessert. Delicious and impressive. I also took small spoonfuls of the green curry and red chlie tofu dishes from my friends' orders; both were great and I look forward to trying the green curry with rice next time I come around.\n\nAnd yes, I'll definitely stopping by again soon! \nThe dessert was BOMB, people. It's a lot so I suggest sharing. My group of three (including me) managed to be totally content with one order of Fried Banans and Coconut Ice Cream. There are other options, like Fried Ice Cream, both Fried Bananas and Fried Ice Cream... Be adventurous and give it a try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mM1TAS01k6RZPl7LKwHN8A", "date": "2012-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gNIdz8vxK9fTsgBPwBAeKg", "text": "Go there as a place to sit outside on a nice day, that is off Telegraph Ave.\n\nFood: Portions stingy for the price...add a bowl of soup or complimentary salad--please!\n\nService: not too fond of the service here - it can be a bit slow at times, especially when waiting for the change....\n\nAll in all, the food is decent, but for the price, I think i can get better Thai food elsewhere for cheaper.\n\nBest dish: chicken soup (really rice noodles, chicken and tofu in a yummy coconut curry sauce to slurp down)...cost $7.25.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VnxINvPF76gbF-3Pgpj2PQ", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gqgi6fr5Bb5RreUDogHIgg", "text": "Not spectaular, not craptacular.  A little lacking in taste. \n\nThe beef was a bit too sweet, and disturbingly tough.  Very tough. \n\nYellow curry (with chicken and potatoes) was almost all chicken, no potatoes, and had an odd flavor.  \n\nPineapple fried rice was disappointing - lacked flavor, had very few bits of pineapple (soggy), had only 4 shrimp, and had tons of onions and was loaded with raisins.  (Raisins, wtf?)  \n\nVeggie Spring Rolls - I've experienced way better, wouldn't bother to get these again. \n\nThe Man was happy with his choices - a vegetable plate, a load of peanut sauce, and eggplant thingy.  But he was hungrier than I was.  \n\nI wouldn't get food from here again on purpose.  \nThe free delivery was great, as was the online ordering (LOVE!) but the taste didn't justify the cost.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "M78roPkPRBZaJ1q_sKmwxg", "date": "2009-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GSEvmHZ8AcWEmkq4Gby9RA", "text": "One of the better Thai places around UC Berkeley. \n\nFood: decent \nprice: reasonable\nservice: ok\ndecor: very unique. i liked it!\n\nThis place gets kinda crowded so try to beat the rush during dinner time by coming before or after dinner prime time hours. \n\nIt's very typical Thai food, nothing too special but it was pretty good. I ordered the all the curries, green, red, and yellow. They all tasted the same to me and had practically the same stuff in it, but it wasn't bad. Rice was pretty tasty and I don't normally like rice. Worth trying :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gVgvSnhvc1X1USd5vC796A", "text": "Let me begin with the fact that no one ever approached my table to take my order. After a long time of waiting, I had to go to the cashier to make the order. A few minutes later, my food arrived and I can honestly say that half of the pork I got was pure fat. The thai iced tea was disappointingly tasteless, the water cups smelled and were dirty. I will stick to thai noodles II down the street from now on.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sEiahoBD75cz1nRbu73eYg", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gzOUPJycxv0PjQ0GwPjxEA", "text": "On a strong recommendation from a friend, I tried this place three times.  Each time I got a lunch special, and each time it was disappointing.  One time I had the chile beef, supposedly a house specialty, but it really tasted like mediocre mongolian beef with basil substituted for onions. Another time I had prawns with red bell peppers, baby corn, and oyster sauce -- nothing was very good individually (I'm sure the peppers were frozen and the corn canned) nor did anything go well together.  One time I had the basil chicken with chiles, onions, etc. and that at least was okay, but still I certainly would not go back there again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H3j1lrcbYKS1zOsA2uAiNQ", "text": "Great for when you're in the mood for a sit down restaurant, of which there aren't that many in the area.  Very accomodating to large groups too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HdnLjqgT6vcSREIx_4-UjQ", "text": "Friendly service complements very delicious food! The restaurant is in a cool, converted house, which made for a nice, relaxed atmosphere. The Chicken Satay and Red Curry are not to be missed!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tT6z85Yfn6eNRmQMSrvNHQ", "date": "2009-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HE613ZnmVJQ9TvtPRsWssQ", "text": "Quick. Lunchable. Blend.\n\nI walk past Berkeley Thai House everyday on my way to solve challenging problems. I can't help but be distracted every time I walk pass here. From the stairwell entrance, the luring smell entices me to have a civilized sit-down meal. \n\nQuick service here for lunch. If you are on a time crunch and want a decent healthy meal, perhaps even vegetarian, Thai House has an ample selection of curries, noodles, rice dishes for the budget-aware Berkeley students. \n\nLunchable. I am impressed by their lunch specials. Today they had prawns with Thai basil, red & green peppers, mushrooms and bamboo. The proportion is good enough to split between 2 people. It is a cool spot for a casual lunch date on the weekdays. Several sunny yet private locations for intimate conversations. \n\nBlend is the name of the game for Thai food in the Bay. I am quite disappointed by the lack of spice, vigor and heat in their dishes. If you are a fan of hot, spicy food, make sure you tell your waiter to jazz it up a notch. \n\nHere's my personal experience with Thai places. Please do not take offense. Before I started going to Thai places with my girlfriend, when I ask for hot, it's full of heat & grasp. However, due to my girlfriend's ethnicity, even though she adores the hottest food on the planet, sometimes even more than me, the waiter always seem to tone it down according to her skin color....I don't know why...but just a thought. \n\nBottom line: Cheaper if you split the plate. Get lunch specials. Skip the long lines at other places.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o9L4Ql0ma35DOKwWIV2Pyw", "date": "2009-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HhMJzsIX2374SIhlo-DRig", "text": "We went inside and didn't even eat. My group and I were so turned off by everything! Lol.\n\nThough I didnt give them a chance to taste the food, I just wanted to share my experience with thee yelpers! (So that ONE STAR is towards SERVICE)\n\nFirst off we walked in and and was turned off by the aroma. It was like being at one of your aunt's stanky house, doesn't turn on the fan when she cooks or open any windows, just let the steam & smell stick to the walls. Ha.\n\nSo the waitress was walking us to a table that already has PLATES & SPOONS and all the jazz while all of a sudden another waitress goes \"NO, that one!\" Okay I guess.....?\n\nWhen we sat down the table was realllly wet!!! Like HELLLO? You could not WIPE IT down with a DRY PAPER TOWEL!?! or give us a DRY TABLE!?!? Then they get the plates and spoons put it on the table. Give us our water. BTW! The water is already poured in their cups and they are all right next to the door. Uhhh, I wanna drink water that comes right out of the sink/fountain. Dont even know how long that water has been there for?!? Eughhh!\n\nWe ask for straws for our water, so she grabs some and puts it on the plate while one of them fall on the WET table, while she SAW it fall!! She didnt even get us a new one!\n\nSo then that's when I check reviews on yelp and saw that the food wasnt great at all. \n\nWith that said we left, cuz we did not want to waste our money on BAD SERVICE, yet alone BAD FOOD.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "3rUVjTywkD0z1PvV1Dk9-A", "date": "2012-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HKmFlvBlD-hPARgaEMeKfA", "text": "Ordered the pad see ew and Thai iced tea. The pad see ew noodles were flavored well and did not have too much soy sauce. The beef was tender and flavorful. The Thai Iced Tea is one of the better flavored ones, not too sweet yet when the ice melts it does not taste diluted.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HWMflqPwLIvf4M5BWkfZRw", "text": "I love the food here, especially the garlic pepper pork lunch special. It's really lovely. The service, however, leaves a lot to be desired. I ate there for lunch today and for the first time they told me there's a $10 minimum on credit card purchases. I didn't make a stink about it, and told them to charge $10 for my $7.88 meal because I didn't have any cash. They were kind enough to only charge me the $7.88, which I appreciate. What I would have appreciated more is if they had told me before I tried to pay with a credit card and had signs prominently posted, as well as a note on the menu.\n\nIn addition, I witnessed them outright deny two customers who wanted to use a coupon because it was \"already used\". When the customers explained they had tried to use it before but were told they couldn't use it because it was after 5PM. Unfortunately, the restaurant must have entered their coupon code before telling the customers that they couldn't use it the first time, after that it was no longer valid, even though it hadn't been used. \n\nThe type of rigid service I witnessed today is both unfortunate for the restaurant and the servers who work there. I know that if they had charged me the full $10, that extra $2.12 would have gone straight to the pockets of the owners, The server would've gotten a nice note from me thanking them for their service and explaining how the restaurant managers had taken the tip I had planned to leave by implementing this stupid policy.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mbsfElwhKO5FOYjF6qH3ZA", "date": "2011-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hzY6AfbEcDDBt12D2OmKuQ", "text": "Berkeley Thai house has the best thai food in Berkeley bar-none. I've had most of the menu, but what keeps me coming back is the pad-see-ew which is to die for. Definitely would be my last meal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CT56XtWnEGZvQ0TDAStt2g", "date": "2007-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ihy6zV5LwO9IVrMCPGXr7A", "text": "We accidently stumbled upon this restaurant and  decided to try it.\nThe decor is quite authentic. Most of the servers with the exception of a couple barely speak any English.\nWe had ordered soup,appetizers and a few entrees but the entrees showed up way before everything else.\nThey have a spicyness rating system 1-5, we ordered everything 2-3 spicy, half of our food was WAY BEYOND even a 5 and was not edible by anyone in our party. They did however correct their mistake eventually.\nOur service was super rushed, they try to get people in and out as fast as humanly possible. The cheque showed up at our table a minute after we finished eating and even before our table was cleared.\n\nThe quantities were adequate. I would rate the food quality to be average. There are nicer Thai restaurants in Oakland/Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZWhIO2F1oJ9C3hWWktqYSQ", "date": "2008-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IRWOvI2p8aJ7wvrz1gEsXw", "text": "I came here last summer for a friend's birthday & I actually liked the place.  With a good first impression & a good catering deal, I decided to come back here fro food for a school event.\n\nAt the beginning everything was great.  I gave the manager/owner my budget & my order & she took care of everything.  I was quite impressed because she held her composure throughout the process even as I was having her split up the check every which way.\n\nThe day of the event rolled around & everything was fine: delivery was on time, the order was 100% right, & the service was amazing.  Sad to say, it all went down hill from there.  The food was cold, bland & just all around not @ the same standard as the meal I had before.\n\nAfter the event was over, the experience only got worse.  Part of our order was paid for by a purchase order (PO) from the school.  For some reason unknown to me, the PO didn't get processed.  At first, the owner/manager called me & was very nice about it.  As time went on, the PO still wasn't processed (for reasons still unknown to me) & the number of called because more frequent & more aggressive to the point of rude.  Eventually, the school took care of things & the calls stopped.\n\nThis experience left a really bad taste in my mouth with this restaurant & with the way it is managed.  I am giving it 1 star since it gave me an OK previous experience.  With that, I will not return to this establishment again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GE64PcKGFWo_W49PWPb1JQ", "date": "2011-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iweuDlpVXpwPJVQLMzYlag", "text": "Ok, I don't really use yelp but this time is an exception.\n\nMe and my other 2 friends went to this place after our meeting. There was barely anyone in there because it was 2 PM. We decided to sit around the table where there was a sun because the weather was rather cold.\n\nThen, one of my friends said that the sun is in her eyes. So, we decided to move to the nearby table. Then, I heard them talking among themselves in Thai. What they don't know is that I AM THAI AND I UNDERSTAND THAI! They started to talk behind our backs in Thai just because we changed the table. One of the waitresses even went into the kitchen and told the chef about us. These were some of what they said: \"why did they choose to sit at that table in the first place if they want to move afterward?\" \"Pretend like you don't know they changed the table and make a confused face when u serve them!\" This went on for around 10 minutes until one of the waitress noticed me looking at them.\n\nI was going to go yell at them but my friends told me not to. I didn't even finish eating and they soon gave the bill to us! So, I ate my food even more slowly. Then, my sister called. I thought of myself, \"it's time for revenge.\" I talked to my sister IN THAI! I made my voice loud enough so that they could hear me. Too bad I couldn't see their faces...\n\nMoral of the story: DON'T GO THERE. YOU NEVER KNOW IF THEY WILL TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "OjIhEHfw3crxeagYY1WFUA", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-iydIBHaOn7I0ypThqFTKg", "text": "Great ambiance, outdoor seating area is WONDERFUL (friendly squirrel last time I was there--that may creep some people out, I loved it), warm atmosphere inside, great service, YUMMY thai iced tea, GREAT food (i have NEVER had anything I wasn't absolutely thrilled about)\n\nThe best part for me is that i stopped coming when I moved away a while ago and I came back and the one server (maybe he's part of the fam that owns the place?) remembered me and my favorite order.  \n\nit has a great family run feel.  Last time I was there, my friend wanted something garlicy and so the server recommended something for her (based on a couple extra questions).  She was totally thrilled with her food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2DaSmbM1B-2vKKzuHDaHSw", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jfn4MY8AzoF4ZbXnOY0I6g", "text": "3.5 stars -- Good food at good prices.\n\nI've come here on several occassions - dates, birthdays, out of town visitors - and have always enjoyed my food. Its a good place to dine and get away from the Asian ghetto once in a while, but is still very affordable for the college students. On a sunny day, its nice to grab lunch out on the patio with some thai iced tea. The calamaries are right on (not all rubbery like some places) and their bbq pork dish is very tastey as well. If you have room for dessert try their tempura ice cream. It's a simple dish, but yummy. They don't make the tempura batter too thick. Thumbs up for this place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QFbCFPEP6aUhvrgyvmVXyw", "date": "2006-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kgtCqk-AJZ2jQ-wKKZcE2Q", "text": "For the longest time I did not like this place because they did not serve my favorite green curry fried rice plate. So I always would either conform with their pineapple fried rice or a dish I didn't know. But my last visit I had the Basil Shrimp dish and it was amazing! I would definitely come here again for that dish. The service is really great too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KNZlEcAmr2DnsZHpMOxgpQ", "text": "Pretty good thai food.  Not my favorite.  Nothing really stands out here, but at the same time, there is nothing here that is distractingly bad.  If you are in the mood for some OK food, Berkeley Thai House is fine.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FxcmX5skqHyqmxkubdn9gg", "date": "2009-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ksFMVW27gofUYXjsN8v5HQ", "text": "I've ordered here a couple of times for my fraternity. They've catered some of our dinners before. We usually get trays of some type of curry, beef basil, rice, and some pad thai. While I'm not usually a fan of Thai, sometimes I do crave it and I have to say, I wouldn't come to Berkeley Thai House if I were craving Thai.\n\nWhile the people who work here are very friendly and genuinely care about me getting a good deal and enjoying their food, I have to say that their food is relatively lacking. I love their beef basil but everything else I really wouldn't say I enjoy; it's pretty lackluster.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LAswzVTnT3uCvnKr-SwxEg", "text": "The best Thai food in Berkeley.  Good for big groups.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "13cQb_owwjTzcdYQr-6-4A", "date": "2007-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lbgxws5v3o_qzoysmQiQDw", "text": "I came here for lunch and ordered the lunch special. Some sort of vegetarian curry that was a little too sweet, but that's how most Thai food is in America. Went back again for a la carte lunch and still wasn't impressed. The prices are pretty reasonable, but if you're looking for Thai food that will kick you in the head good, don't come here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Wc4KQbyJOWv4U5ZmsekyEA", "date": "2008-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LFT1Xd0rfUtJEBRI6R3tEA", "text": "So delicious!!! The red curries are excellent and the sticky mango rice for dessert is the best. The service is excellent, your glass won't be half empty for long. The have a nice outside patio that's off the street so you can get some air without the bustle of Berkeley. Try it!!! You won't regret it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DTL7IHjfwdlxeKDYEghxBQ", "date": "2010-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LgHMqwDzh7HwpHyMWR491Q", "text": "This restaurant was recommended by our hotel down the street.  We had pumpkin curry which was excellent.  Service was great, and you could choose to eat inside or out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sQdrQqGob8YjZ_d3UhO5kA", "date": "2009-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-LkAAUU1XHKOAGHC0J6I1w", "text": "I went here with a couple friends and got the duck curry. They both got pad thai and didn't think it was that great. The duck curry was really good though. Tender duck with skin on, red curry sauce, and veggies. I gradually put my side of rice into the curry bowl to soak up all the sauce. MMMM :P\n\nService was good. We arrived around 7 to beat the rush as there was a line at the door when we left. Prices are pretty reasonable for Berkeley, my dish was $10 plus $1 for rice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "50W6VKW498OCuH2itdEbfw", "date": "2008-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mc0t_24eT-Kuxhb8eMgVYA", "text": "This place is good and sometimes it's fantastic. Portions have gotten smaller as of late, but they still make the best eggplant tofu I have ever had, and their brown rice tastes better than most. Service is SO friendly. If you have to choose between this and Thai Basil which is a block or so away, I would pick this place any day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HEG5YSUu8Txp694lVFOenQ", "date": "2011-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MoEi92ZqB-52kKL3uFZgTQ", "text": "FOOD:  Authentic, and yummy.\n\nSERVICE:  Good.\n\nAMBIANCE:  Very cute little place with it's own patio.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bXmMXEqgZPfEaYJqPPTs-g", "date": "2007-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mPuF2suwTJZaXRv19DD0Ug", "text": "Reading all the reviews below, I just had to say something. A bunch of people keep complaining that if you like this food, you don't know Thai. College students don't know how to give reviews, blah blah blah.\n\nI revisited Thai House yday and it was just as good as I remember.\n\nWhile I may not know Thai, I certainly know YUMMY. And yummy it was. I think the phrase best used to describe the food is orgasm-inducing. Especially the mango curry and friend bananas with ice cream. YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KPCHblxI6jzP96MLxeSjBw", "date": "2010-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "msf2QFaH2FOkCsLhZakleA", "text": "I love Thai food.   Wherever I travel I always stop by somewhere and try to find something that compares to the Berkeley Thai House.    I've been to the \"award winning\" places in Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles and elsewhere in the Bay Area.   I've only been to a few that even approach the Berkeley Thai House.   Service was always good.  I probably went once a week for 3 years and am always sure to stop in when I'm in town.     The Pad Thai and  Garlic Pepper pork are top notch.  The Fried Banana is a great way to finish.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lbhj2Va829V6rNvNNeMn2g", "date": "2008-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mSYsyChk253Te8tql8XWhg", "text": "WORST PLACE EVER!!!! The rule of a minimum of one order per person is enforced by a semi-bald, overweight, Asian man. He gave me and my friends crap because some of my friends wanted to share, while another didn't want to eat. He claimed that each of his seats are worth $10. He also went on to say that he should just close the place if people came into share. What the heck is wrong with sharing?! In addition to the horrible service by the obese gentleman, they brought out the ice cream before the main course meal!! Ridiculous! However, beyond all this BS, there is a woman who is very nice here, but that's it. PS, remember to read fine prints.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "nDkq6Fm4rtbcDuD1zJbD0w", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mu8uPdeywEhNU5mdhbsfqg", "text": "Overall, I would say Berkeley Thai House is good, but not great.\n\nThe night we visited the service was excellent - glasses never went empty and dirty dishes did not languish on the table.\n\nThe food was acceptable although a bit more pedestrian than is my taste.  To someone who does not consume Thai food regularly, I am sure their preparation would be considered to be quite flavorful, however to me, most of it tasted bland.\n\nWe ordered chicken satay, green papaya salad, beef salad, yellow chicken curry and organic pumpkin curry with tofu.\n\nThe satay was unlike any that I had ever had - this isn't to say it wasn't good - it was just different.  The standard peanut sauce was replaced by a sweet sauce reminiscent of jam.\n\nBoth salads were quite good, although the beef salad lacked any cucumber which is normally part of this dish.\n\nThe curries were the major disappointment of the meal.  In Thailand, pumpkin curry is generally too spicy for foreign tastes.  At Berkeley Thai house, it was quite flavorful but had no heat whatsoever.  It tasted more of coconut milk than of curry.  The same can be said of the yellow curry - although this is generally a fairly mild dish.\n\nFor pudding we had sticky rice with mango and fried banana with coconut ice cream.  Both were quite good.\n\nI would return here to eat if I were in the area, but I would not make a special trip.  Although I don't know much about the restaurants in Berkeley outside of the \"Gourmet Ghetto,\" I am quite certain I could find better Thai.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Bjz4TBIlyv6SBvYf5IOHBA", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mVFAMfx6hbXIPEDhwRiukA", "text": "Taste: 4\nValue: 3\nService: 3\n\nI've been here a few times. The food is good, pretty typical Thai, but nothing special. They're usually packed, so it's hard to get a seat sometimes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NBWDO5082EW9KEO8v1SfMw", "text": "Thai House was just okay. The service and atmosphere were nice, but the portions were SO skimpy. I got the Pad See-Ew with tofu for $7.45 (not including tax and tip) and I left hungry and unsatisfied. Maybe I would have felt better if the noodles were fantastic, but they weren't... They didn't have enough flavor. The tofu and broccoli were exceptional. I just wish I had gotten more. Next time, I think i'll pass on Thai House and go right on to Thai Basil in the Durant food court. I think it's only $6 for the same dish except Thai Basil gives SO much more.\n\nMy final say: Money is money and if you don't want to waste it, go elsewhere.There are so many other Thai places nearby (Thai Noodle on Shattuck, Thai Basil on Durant) that will give you more bang for your buck.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w1Kx0pLwThUc9CmwP8UWRg", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Npl04HmUKlrtHlkQCeCaDA", "text": "Went there in a quite big group of people, probably about 15 and they did a very good job at seating and serving us. I was actually surprised by how efficient they were!\n\nI had the garlic pepper pork which was really really good! I also tasted some of the dishes from other people and they seemed all right.\n\nNot sure I love this place, but I definitely like it a lot!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R-zH-BH_4Az7pPtlE31Z8Q", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nuarRCUjCaQzeEEu3n4sAw", "text": "The staff here are very friendly, and the service has always been good in my experience. It's walking distance from Campus, and a good place to take out of town friends.\n\nA few weeks back I took 10 people here, ordered a variety of items and mainly ordered what the waitress said were her personal favorites. We were all pleased. The whole fish w green curry was probably the best, although not everyone tried it. \n\nGood beer, good soup, good service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rfA7U7peorlhyOxPcE2N7w", "date": "2008-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Olgsp4dy30YOHgrHQhvjeA", "text": "I have had A LOT of their dishes... all of which were good, but nothing spectacular. I mean, don't get me wrong... I order from here because I know I'm never going to be disappointed with their food (which I can't seem to say of many other Thai places in Berkeley). \n\nI especially love their Garlic Pepper Pork and their Pad Se-ew. I always order one of these when I go :) Their curries and fried rice are DECENT, but I would go to Racha Cafe if I was craving those. \n\nTheir service could use a lot of improvement, but at least the food has never taken too long to come out. A good place to try at least once :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OP-zCVs05L_6vVTu8UpDKw", "text": "food is pretty good.  smaller portions considering the price in comparison to the very close thai basil, but quiet seating is worth it i think.  pretty good thai iced teas and excellent fried banana with coconut ice cream.  i could go just for this dessert :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oVQwUuzLEGrfp_uszUSNog", "text": "Not a bad Thai restaurant.  The place was kind of dirty.  Food was good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "83_HyX-ZK4KpzpLVC-0BWA", "date": "2006-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OyX9e2ppF9vz5vOj4J9yAA", "text": "Ordered shrimp pad se-ew. Got seated quickly on a weekday afternoon. It soon got very busy after 1. \n\nFood came fast, portions are so small!!!! I was not full what so ever. $8-9 for a small dish? Not coming back. \n\nThe pad se-ew was too flavorful, as in too salty. It was smothered with sauce and I had to keep driving water, probably 3 refills. \n\nOverall, it's ok.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A4Wl3K-vK5lxcSZC6rz3hg", "date": "2012-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pDOWRoPVhrIATN0EQy4S2Q", "text": "When I lived in Berkeley, I used to go to the Thai House pretty often. It has sentimental value to me because of the great dinners I had there. \n\nThe most notable dish there for me is the Pad Thai, I would say it's among the best I had. It's very flavorful and sweet and has a very strong taste; not bland. \n\nI do like the venue though; it's a nice wooden place that has a romantic ambiance.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5FVsOnUPLRMKfGF1fZSrvg", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PEck3xTFwKRPoNFLUSsgGA", "text": "Mean staff; lied about delivery of food when we were told they would deliver.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "x3_4olglCJuNSDBF9DPvAA", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PEM73-B7slbYwCUy6N-HUA", "text": "I used to think this was the best place for Thai food in the Bay Area, as the only better Thai food I've had is my grandma's and mom's home cooking.  But the last time I went there, the service was sub-par.  Come to find out that the host has left the restaurant and has opened his own restaurant, Sumo Grub.  It's not the same type of food, but it's a great place to go and eat!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YtOX_D-sgy2iSMlc8jJyAw", "date": "2011-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "phfuIUy05d3VKsnhlx-ITQ", "text": "Everything I've ever had has been amazing-especially the eggplant dishes (I've tried a few) and the Thai style broccoli! Try any curry dish too, there are variations in spice so don't fret! \n\nFamily style with a group is the way to go!  The service is good, the food is easy, casual and wont hit your wallet too hard!\n\nYou also MUST have  a Thai iced tea!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qFo0-yke-y_iTgH2fLkdhw", "date": "2007-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pxjVxmz-42Uy9KNVCkiLnQ", "text": "got their basil chicken which was pretty good :)  pricey for the amount they give you though especially since there are so many cheap options in berk\nreally cute inside :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UzV6cbzEWFADEs8HTgas3g", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q4mKYHV9JpYbBUQb2ovm8g", "text": "Pretty average Thai food.  Yellow Curry Chicken was pretty bland, with overly large chunks of undercooked potato.\n\nI asked for Fish Sauce with Thai Peppers to spice it up a bit, and got Fish Sauce with Jalapenos - big disappointment.   And the Spicy Chicken also used jalapenos.  No Thai peppers, no return visit for me.\n\nUpdate:  Went agin the other day and had the Green Curry, which was excellent.  And when I asked for fish sauce with thai peppers that's what I got - none of the jalapenos I complained about earlier - so I raised my ranking form 3 to 4 stars!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SGfQuZ8YLGGfImo3tYlLCQ", "date": "2009-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qEbYgOKAmqg2ztQZGxqSeg", "text": "This is my favorite Thai place in the Bay Area.  They have the best pad-see-ew (sp?) and cashew nut chicken.  There's usually not a huge wait and the service is excellent.  The thai ice teas are pretty bomb too...I really have nothing but good things to say about this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H4JNrBAoyCk_ZMZWbAf8OA", "date": "2005-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qEwXd60XKeQfrKIwHD03iA", "text": "Tasty food, and quick service. Likely the best Thai place in Berkeley, with a cheery atmosphere and cool ambiance.. A-OK.\n\nWe were in a huge hurry (like ordered & ate in 25 minutes) so couldn't savor the food or experience, which was our fault. Had pad-sew, which was good and some grilled beef dish (also good but meaty). Frankly, we should have ordered more veggies or papay salad- but the experience and food were good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K5as-hBg2K4oAP-J54iX3w", "date": "2011-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QHszOnF0jtt2_a-Hj8HJyA", "text": "So I used to really like this place until I ordered the Red Seafood Curry. Honestly, that was a $15 worth of disappointment. It was very watery and the flavors just weren't right. They were pretty generous with the amount of serving though.\n\nI tried the BBQ pork and the owner/manager claimed \"the best you will have in Berkeley!\" It was pretty good, but I don't know about being the best.\n\nI got really pissy one time when I really wanted papaya salad and they didn't have it.  \n\nThe eggplant dish I had once was way too sweet.\n\nOverall, wouldn't go back there unless I am with company that wants to go there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QoRvmqLrlZbH9PUyB6QXUA", "text": "I really did enjoy this food.  The service was wonderful and I loved being seated on the patio to enjoy the beautiful day.  The prices were reasonable (that's the only thing all those students is good for.. heheh) and the food was great!  Flavorful and fun, a good choice for Thai, although I have other favorites...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y5kLtH852BrYLJ-GjRXJUQ", "date": "2006-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QYDs-ZaEPs2KxwdE5teM7g", "text": "I love the decor of the restaurant, the tables, the silver cups, the convenient location, the seats, etc. but the food is nondescript. \n\nI can't even particularly remember what I had but every time I go, it's nothing special and I kind of regret not having just gone to Thai Basil where you don't have to pay tip, you get more, and it tastes better. Plus, I feel like they use some ingredient that kind of leaves me feeling a little gross afterward. I'm not sure if it's just because I associate negative memories with that place. \n\nTheir delivery comes cold even though they don't even deliver that far out of the Berkeley UC Campus area. Maybe the place is good for like, one or two dishes, but the 3 times I've been there, it hasn't been worth the $. I don't want to go to a restaurant for ONE good dish. \n\n+1 for having sticky rice with mango (although the best I've ever had was at Krung Thai in San Jose)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qz7Z134mqsXNqhWVXK4oHw", "text": "\"I don't know if I like the decor or ambiance better.\"\n\nCool place, though. Co-workers and I came here for a lunch and while the food was very tasty, the portions were underwhelming.\n\nThere was a feeling of \"oh... that's it?\"\n\nWe got Spicy Tofu, Red Chili Vegetables, Garlic Pepper Pork, Basil Chicken, Spicy Pork. All of them had touches of red curry here and there, and tasted very flavorful, but we wished there was more.\n\nPrices were $7/8 for lunch with small portions, so mehhh. At the time of this writing, I am actually still hungry. Sigh.\n\nIf they increased their serving sizes I'd come back, but it's actually very delicious given it's sort of a hidden restaurant right next to a Princeton Review... Guess I'll come back if a group of friends wants to go, but I wouldn't go back for any other particular reason until a fellow Yelper recommends me a dish that has a heaping portion.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RN5SHP8yUgdc3r0ngO7cFA", "text": "Five words to summarize: Two hairs, two different times.  \n\nI enjoy Thai food and there are many options for Thai food in the Berkeley area, we all know this. BUT, I have found two hairs in my food two different times at Thai House. The first time was about three weeks ago, food from Thai House was ordered for a meeting. I was the first to dig into the Pad Thai and I pulled out a VERY long piece of black hair that was mixed in with the noodles. I have been to the restaurant several times, and opted to forgive said hair. BUT, I went here yesterday for lunch and I found another hair mixed into my Pad See Ew. This time, a short piece of black hair with the follicle still attached. I cannot forgive two hairs at two different times, something is seriously wrong with kitchen cleanliness here. \n\nThe food and the ambiance aren't bad. There's outdoor seating and it's not that crowded at lunch time. But, clearly this place has sanitary issues, go somewhere else instead, perhaps Thai Noodle II right down the street.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ngxlPYzhrfJRz5fqNG1BGQ", "date": "2009-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RNC51RtKiSh2vZE4YTHGrg", "text": "As far as sit down dinners go, this place is pretty good. Expect pretty standard Thai offerings, nothing spectacular. They have a great patio area if the weather is nice. Small point, watch out for the squid. They didn't clean mine very well, and got a mouthful of grit when I decided to sample the sauce. Yurgh. Other than that, good standard Thai fare.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wFJVXbiO-clyiom7KZ4gow", "date": "2007-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rnozFfJ2naBwjIPGvdsXxw", "text": "I'm a sucker for curry, thai curry especially. So when I was at Thai House during one beautiful Saturday afternoon, I ordered the Chicken Noodles Soup. According to the description, its \"thai noodles with chicken, tofu, bean sprouts in mild yellow curry broth\". Yuuuum.\n\nSounds delicious, doesn't it?? Well, it looked delicious, smelled delicious. But heck, it sure didn't taste delicious. The \"broth\" was just the usual thick yellow curry. It would've been good if it was on the side or just some on rice. But to have your noodles swimming in a whole bowl full of this stuff was not good. It just became too salty and heavy.\n\nI ended up packing most of it home. My sister liked it. But that's only because I told her to add water before reheating it. So there! Point proven!\n\nSticky rice with mango was yummy though! And the outdoor seating/patio is a plus! =]", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JnGjZVSlfCkKHErvO5ts4g", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rrj-mfl6Lq3by2YdzJsh0Q", "text": "My first Berkeley Review! \n\nI came to Berkeley Thai House for a welcome dinner. The place surprisingly held tons of people inside without it feeling like we were sadines, wish we could've eaten outside, but oh well. Maybe next time I come. \nThe thing with Thai is that I never know what exactly I'm getting, I always rely on other people on what to eat.  So I honestly have no idea what I ate, but I promise you it was good! \nBoyfriend had chai tea and he thought it was pretty good. \nThe food was pretty good and came quick, and the girls were very attentive. They weren't exactly snatch happy with the plates, but they did want to keep feeding us!\n\nThey had these little fried things with vegetables in them that were the best! My boyfriend wolfed down a couple.\n\nDessert, amazing. Fried bananas with coconut ice cream. I'm craving some now actually...maybe next week I'll make the trip down since I live in northside....and actually know what I'm getting !", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rb3ujWPPnhvvshHJzD6Uhg", "date": "2010-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rU-zXa3eDcm4yQYt_ETuwg", "text": "I come here a lot because the service is always good and their sticky rice and mango is to DIE for! The curries and rice plates are always good. The pad thai is pretty bland. I always asked for extra extra spicy but its always disappointing. other than that, its a great place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y5LILhGMnz2lVRswWspryw", "date": "2010-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RwyXsLswJtnxWT1WnrSzUw", "text": "I came here once before and it was great.\n\nJust went back for dinner, and it wasn't all that great.\n\nI got a noodle dish that was pretty darn good (and I'm sorry, for the life of me I can't remember what it was called... though it ended with \"Mau\").\n\nThe boyfriend got the beef in peanut sauce. I didn't like it, but I don't like peanuts. So don't listen to me. He's had beef in peanut sauce before, and he said that theirs was awfully sweet and molasses-y tasting.\n\nWe ordered the fried banana with fried ice cream for dessert (don't judge!). It was listed as a single dessert. We ate it, it was awesome... until we got the check and noticed it was near $9 for the dessert. When we pointed to the menu price of the whole dessert for $4.25, they said that it was actually 2 separate desserts (hence, the $9). \n\nThat alone, was not cool at all.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a8wKua129w25q4wtP26p2g", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RyHSpAVTxKifFI41ljw_Ew", "text": "I've come here several times and it became my favorite Thai restaurant in Berkeley.  The pumpkin red curry and garlic pork chops are excellently made, with seasoning that is spot-on and really bring out intense flavors in the dishes. The fried rice and noodles dishes are also really well-made. The ambiance is nice and the patio seating is an extra bonus (although it's too chilly in the winter).  Thai House is one of the more classic thai restaurants around Berkeley and certainly worth visiting.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hjbljNSmdUW8R34UiIm9Bg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sCsm9pkiNCmm9N9l3GGkCQ", "text": "Good alternative to Thai Basil if you want more of a sit-down atmosphere, rather than fast food.  Dishes are a tad pricier, but you get sit-down service.\n\nAll of the dishes I've tried have been decent.  I think my favorite was the duck curry.  Tom kha is also good (big portions too).  And FYI,  the pad thai is a little on the sweeter side.\n\nSoo convenient now that they take Cal 1 Card.  Overall, I recommend if you are in the area & want to get a nice, casual dinner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sIZkm-c7B73XzfHjOZrxvQ", "text": "Thai Basil is the better place and it's a block away. The only advantage this place has over it's competition is that is a sit down place. Come here if you are entertaining your family; if you are looking to grub go a bit further up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_UMTGara5YnzRIey3Mva0Q", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sJ3flicWp00gIN2-03q6cQ", "text": "you down with GPP?! yeah you know me...\n\nokay excuse the little diddy, but that was an on going catch phrase my friends and i had while we were students at CAL.\n\nfor those of you who aren't familiar with the thai house lingo, GPP is their infamous garlic pepper pork.  it's definitely the one thing i always make sure to order whenever i pay this establishment a visit!\n\nfor you calamari lovers, their calamari appetizer is on point!  the calamari pieces are HUGE and they come with a sweet dipping sauce too!\n\nif you have room left after your meal, try their fried bananas with coconut ice cream ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rkpEsbwzvCZ52P1N3m81dg", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sKbWi9TAdh7mVY_LoVJWag", "text": "Average Thai restaurant.  Good food and drinks.\n\nBerkeley parking lot discount is available . (50% off)\n\nHowever, In Berkeley there are a lot more Thai restaurants where \nyou can find better than average taste and services.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K2fbtONWXjFCscEghnaAvw", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SnDxvRJWQOEdwZ4e7_NrTw", "text": "Went with my GF, her sister & brother-in-law for dinner tonight.GREAT service! The Pad Thai was just OK and the 'money bags' appetizer was bland everything else was VERY good.BEST iced tea EVER.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lUZBwGIoWjO2IodiZJPjGQ", "date": "2010-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SqkO2ecRMy-J6CXlugFNJA", "text": "It's decent, but I'm still not convinced that there is anything that makes it worth the price other than its great location. Check out Racha Cafe if you want a sit down Thai place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "srFfhmMa3MupZur7Hm859A", "text": "I hate this place.  The food is decent, which is why I'm giving it at least 2 stars, but the service SUCKS.  The restaurant is crowded, and the waitresses don't pay attention to you.  What else do you expect in an Asian restaurant right?  Well, that's fine, but you're paying restuarant prices for this food, so you should get restaurant service.  Plus, once I was having a bad day and came here to treat myself to Pad Thai.  However, I barely ate any of it and decided to take the rest to go.  The waitress went to box it up and came back, saying that she dropped my dish.  Too bad, no refund, no preparation of a new dish.  To this day I hold a grudge.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "r0yj7wRAs4mNSgp_OvvstA", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ST8grwbAifSkRETyqAZcdA", "text": "This place is pretty good. We had this place rented out for an event. Most of the food wasn't too impressive but it was great location. It really is a very cute restaurant in a house. I think the curry could be spicier and the pad thai could be less sweet. But overall, I ate in a group cater portion so maybe another try at a smaller table order might do it justice. Jason, the manager, is super nice though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L2j8Ci1d30tDU4-kbeOr4g", "date": "2012-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t2m6dY7qqo1Li_NlUMylZQ", "text": "Best Thai food in Berkeley. Love this restaurant, and they have by far the best and fastest delivery. The chicken satay is one of our favorites, and when we have ordered for delivery it always comes hot and fresh. I didn't think it could get even better, but it did when we ate at the restaurant one night. Conveniently located, good food, and really great service. This place definitely gets 5 stars all the way!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YFDQNnPD5_oPF5JVIf8U2A", "date": "2010-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T92DqnVyW0EW9wde_odr2Q", "text": "As a Cal alum, Berkeley Thai House was a cherished part of the four years I spent as an undergraduate.  Eating there was always like eating at a friend's home -- the servers used to recognize me because I ate there so much!  Their food is simple, straightforward and errs on the sweeter side, which is what I prefer.  :)  Nothing fancy -- just scrumptious, no-fuss Thai at great prices.\n\nMy typical meal at Thai House: garlic pepper pork, chicken pad see ew and pineapple shrimp curry (with juicy stewed tomatoes).  Save room for a fried banana and coconut ice cream for dessert.  \n\nAnytime I'm in Berkeley I have to satisfy my nostalgic craving for Thai House with a visit.  It's worth a trip.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CA5NELr7smL2z78oB5AzLg", "date": "2010-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TFD2ZepBDKVQsYW7YbAj5Q", "text": "Friend recommended this place for the garlic pepper pork. That was pretty good, but everything else was just mediocre. The service was okay, ambiance and decor was a little out of my tastes - I suppose very traditional tableware and deco. They also have Cal 1 Card advertisement galore like they're trying to lure in freshmen.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tlaayxp2TXmAz4LZaltaZg", "text": "You could dip anything in the peanut sauce and it would be awesome. Seriously, try it, just pick up whatever you find lying around the house.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M73ONwPdOWrq7h-nnDObNA", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TrvMQOtLV8pxu9VT5OInZA", "text": "The people at Thai House are really nice.  They hosted our intern banquet last year and were able to work within our budget.  The food was great and there were leftovers!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cHzhv2AY3Zirj_9pddNDiw", "date": "2006-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uhGxkwpdP5Ns84-JPaBPxg", "text": "Place was pretty good", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mGZNi9TKlaNbEBP5cGJFwA", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uN6_yhkYhpn7GhsKWv9zgw", "text": "this place is hella small! but nice decorations and warm atmosphere\n\nwe ordered pad thai, red curry, eggplant, and chicken... they were all delicious! The guy gave us a free appetizer which was the \"tong-tong\"? because he lost our reservation for ten people... not bad of a deal. \n\nThe thai tea wasnt that great.. it tasted too watered down and too sugary. the fried banana with ice cream was super delicious though!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gMAyV-FDBj3rFWXQgReC-g", "date": "2010-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "url9Xx3EA_P5odGw8pWdAg", "text": "You know, this is actually a pretty nice place to go if you're in the area and you want some authentic Thai food.\n\nThe place has both indoor and outdoor seating; both of the areas have a relatively nice vibe to it. The food can easily compete with any Thai cuisines in the area, and the prices are reasonable as well.\n\nI've been here on several occasions for group gatherings near the campus, and it has always been a pleasant experience for me. If you're in the area, this is definitely worth a try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VBUkebeDhZ8znI0z7zBI-Q", "text": "This is my favorite Thai restaurant near Campus.\n\nThey provide both indoor and outdoor seating and can accommodate large groups.\n\nThe menu is slightly more expensive than other restaurants in the area, but I think it's worth it for the higher quality.  They also have a cheaper lunch menu!\n\nI always order the pad see ew or pad thai (typical..) and they're both really good and less oily than Thai Basil.  I also tried their praram tofu and pineapple fried rice.  The praram tofu comes with the best peanut sauce I've ever had.  The pineapple fried rice comes in a huge portion and is also very delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Og5lv2yeSg-JRxbxc5_8PQ", "date": "2012-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VEFNk93ztKmi53fLbu2eyQ", "text": "good food, cheap prices ($8-$9 per dish) and very attentive service.  but maybe it just seems cheap to me because i live in sf and haven't been in a college town since, well, college.  and we won't get into how long ago that was...\n\nthey have both indoor and outdoor seating areas (with heat lamps, although they weren't on when we went) and seem to be a meeting up place for groups of friends as well as couples.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HcQ_Ki2mDdiIOQ_ggB7egw", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vgqEDSSaFJIFJkZKHZmzNw", "text": "I came here a lot when I was a student, even had my graduation dinner here. The lunch specials are a good deal - your choice of entree with a side of rice for $7-9.  They'll have the daily specials written on a board when you walk in. It's true what everyone says - the garlic-pepper pork is simply amazing. So tasty! It hasn't changed in 9 years, still the best item on the menu. The pineapple prawns dish is also delicious. A good blend of spicy and sweet and generous with the prawns. Recently I tried the chicken noodle soup, which was ok, but I wouldn't get it again. The yellow curry broth was too rich for me, and it had a lot of tofu, but very little chicken. If I'm here with my brother, he will always order the crispy calamari appetizer. I'm not a fan of calamari, but these are very good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "s00NWQDakNnN29AscixRpQ", "date": "2010-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vl84EnUh46QvEc5NRCWKEg", "text": "Cute place, really accommodating waitstaff, but the food is just alright. I've gotten the pad kee mao and the garlic pepper pork. The pad kee mao was okay. The garlic pepper pork was actually good, but they gave such small portions for the price. For me, that's the biggest thing about this place - they have good decor and service and decent food, but it's just not worth it to me to pay nearly $8 for small food portions.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VnzpAe4v-mTw3mt6vSirlQ", "text": "I went here yesterday with my friend.  I ordered the fried rice while she ordered the pad see-ew. It was nothing special, though it definitely satisfied my hunger.\n\nThe place seems okay, and the waitresses were so nice that they kept on refilling our water glasses after only about a sip or two.\n\nIt is worth trying.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8mMhvmgU_dHhWjMjmNaApQ", "date": "2010-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VQDaahgfGAo2oyjXHVVHOg", "text": "We had Thai House cater our largest end-of-year club event. They take purchase orders, which is a big plus. We had a strict budget, but they were clearly excited to get our patronage for an 80+ person event so they gave us a discount to make the meal within our means. It was helpful that they took care of everything, including utensils, delivery, drinks, and dessert. At the event, the food was a big hit--I liked the chicken pad se ew and also the eggplant entree. It is more expensive than other Thai restaurants, though, so I probably wouldn't go on a normal basis.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wE_YbC87KnDUtKS1RTcEOQ", "text": "First time was dinner with friends, second time was lunch with my family. Both times were great. This is one of my favorite Thai places in the Bay Area. Vegetarian options are extremely tasty, especially the Pad Kee Mow. Tofu in their curry just bursts with flavor.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KOeKmfMkt30cHTm7RN6Ytw", "date": "2009-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wg_w5xyXy9GikkFpydxcMQ", "text": "not bad, but the garlic pepper pork was VERY garlicky. be prepared to taste it for the rest of the night... and maybe the next day too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wJsFZHLHmwar-eCPzzVBSg", "text": "Went to dinner here for a Berkeley event.  The person organizing it told me she always made faculty dinners here because it was always empty, so it was nice and quiet and easy to hear everyone in our conversation.  The fact that it's always empty made me worried about the food, of course.  I ordered one of their specials, the organic pumpkin curry, and was really excited because I love pumpkin and i LOVE curry, but I was very disappointed.  The vegetables were not cooked all the way, the chicken was dry, and the curry was almost tasteless.  \n\nI'm probably going to another of these faculty dinners, so I'll try something else and hopefully it will be better.\n\np.s. I talked to my friend who ate here and she had the curry too and said it was pretty bad.  So I guess if you come here just stay away from the curry and you should be good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Gn27QQ7EqhHdTRdyUZlDpQ", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wKY5gx3VGLOzU6m1L8ZMdQ", "text": "This place was always a solid go-to when I was a grad student, but it has nose dived in the last few years.  I could swear they had run out of coconut milk the last time I went, maybe subbing with low-fat milk and sugar instead?  It's a shame to see a place go down hill like this...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pCwUjw_tXRxmeQzfIwORvw", "date": "2010-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wUrPBKDLE3VXJpTV0BHPMg", "text": "I've been to Thai House before, but it is never on my \"hot spot\" for frequenting Berkeley Thai food since the entrees are more pricey than the rest.\n\nOn a weeknight, the restaurant was not too crowded so as expected, the service was attentive.  The waiters were very transparent in telling us what the extra charges would be -- ex $1 extra for white rice, $2 for brown rice, extra expenses for creating separate checks for every individual.  It was nice that they let us know, but still not too convenient.\n\nI was plagued by the amount of choices in the menu so I decided to get their *famous* garlic pepper pork ($9 with rice I think) and thai tea.  As their signature dish, I expected this to be absolutely amazing, but when my food arrived, I received a plate of sliced pork that looked, smelled, and even tasted like Korean BBQ.  Bummer.  It was not too exciting!  As for the other dishes, two of my friends ordered an eggplant/tofu based dish with a lot of vegetables. It looked like simple stir fry with a mountain of vegetables, but it was pretty good!\n\nSo I had a coupon for a Free Thai Tea on my next visit from using my Cal 1 Card to pay for the meal and I cashed it.  All I know was that it was pretty fussy getting the bill handled.  Apparently I needed to pay for this meal with Cal1Card again?  I don't know.  Handling the bill could have been less of a headache.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lNxRaIO2wNqMkCcQ8hhtyQ", "date": "2010-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X3BB9Q4hvwTZaaUsPfkuFQ", "text": "You climb the stairs to a large patio oasis.  It  is a block away from Campus and it is a true escape from the grime of Telegraph Street.  The Berkeley Thai house has hung a big banner on the street that says \"Voted Best In Berkeley\" so it is easy to find.  I now realize that I see that same sign everywhere.  I am no longer lured by the word \"Best...... in Berkeley\".  It is just never quite so!  You hunker down into a funky yet spiritually themed interior decor.  It seems like a big house and it actually has great potential to be a relaxing neat space. However - The table glass even even has signs on top of the table cloth to let you know if you are under 30 you will be asked to show ID and cal promotion specials . So if they would take down the hundred plaques, award signs and clutter on the table it may just start to be a warm escape from the urban roar outside their front door.   It just needs to be cleaned up!  The food was average and service seems to forget about you once you are in a chair.  A lot of Cal Berkeley Students in and so it is affordable and okay for a visit if your expectations are minimal at BEST.\n\nOkay - I am never going back after reading the Rat on the Deck post!!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YZhA9sNIBYz1h6tMlNMgJQ", "date": "2011-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x9yC_yI9q-Hgkcg9ctfZmw", "text": "I am a regular customer at this place and I think it's great food for the price you pay. Even though the food can get a tad bit better their amazing customer service makes up for it. Not only have they been amazing on a regular basis when I go. But I recently had a bday dinner here and we were late on reservations, we were loud and obnoxious and they dealt with us. They lit candles on the cake, gave us a knife and serving plates to eat the cake. He even let one of my friends bring outside food in even though its totally against the rules. I asked them for soo many favors and boxes and bags and not once did they complain We split the bill by like 6 ppl and they didn't care. It was amazing--other places usually give attitude. I LOVE THEM \n\nNow they recognize me and always know what I am about to order which i LOVE.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_37KiFkT4JAN9P7xbcePpQ", "date": "2009-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xaDZVLtlVrWOyBVVs6dg1Q", "text": "A solid thai place but I have other favorites throughout the Bay. The garlic peppered beef is a favorite at this restaurant and I'd highly reccomend it. This place gets very busy especially during Football saturday's and other big Cal events.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "j8m6Qn1aCwSYEBbXlVGgGA", "date": "2006-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xb1g2vQvyoynl_3BavclNg", "text": "Can never get enough of this place. It was a favorite when I was a leaping college kid, and whenever I come back, still a must-have. The place and food is legit. The waitresses are very nice and prompt. I recently had the Pumpkin shrimp coconut curry, which was a special on the menu. Not knowing what to expect, it came out great. With a creaminess to the pumpkin and a nice spiciness from the curry.\n\nI would recommend coming out here when visiting. The prices are decent, so try somethign you've never had before you might be surprised", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3qRovLbdNAPbrRwL4I7MNA", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_XeOQCoNE-q920EgUEjccA", "text": "been goin' here for years...can't say I get much outside of the Gai Yang and yellow curry...that being said get out and get some in this nice intimate spot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GVonaw9pwi7e175TLuJ98w", "date": "2007-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xiGthWgf3fKPtYT1s0H_dg", "text": "They serve pretty good garlic pepper pork here and their pad thai is average but safe to go by. The servers are nice and accomodating. The price is about the same for most Thai restaurants around here- neither here nor there, pretty alright.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rx4e5tC2szM5Qj18nhzB5Q", "date": "2011-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XLWzkBaj-omWM8msLZ009g", "text": "I wonder why this place has only mediocre reviews. One thing that I like is their fast service and the food. I really liked the pad thai and pad kee mau. When I go to thai restaurants I tend to only order rice noodles and maybe their specialities like garlic pepper pork and duck egg rolls. They were fairly good and filled me up. Their satays were also tasty. \n\nI just wish they had the thai iced tea ice cream that they used to have. \n\nWhenever I'm lazy, I always come to Thai House because I know I can get good food fast and have a nice thai iced tea to go with it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tFjf6qqyZFXI9hcvrHs7bA", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XOxmO_0jaBooeB3LzK1xKw", "text": "Being stuck in a store as the only employee, I cruised yelp looking for affordable, deliverable yummies. I have a soft spot for Thai food and despite some of the negative reviews, decided to try Berkeley Thai house (it's also one of the only places near me open for lunch that delivers).\n\nFirst off, please note that if you need something delivered for lunch, they charge a ridiculous extra $10. They don't put that on their website or on their menu, understandably so. Since I was desperate, I paid the extra 10 bucks and just ordered two dishes so I had something for lunch the next day.\n\nFirst, I tried the pad thai. In my opinion, a good thai place is only as good as it's pad thai. The flavors need to be spot on with the right amount of spice. The pad thai from BTH was one of the worst I have ever had. It was bland, had a funny after taste and the tofu had a weird, chewy texture. They also put way too many sprouts on the side, making me think I paid more for a semi-nutritionless veggie than a greasy heap of noodles.\n\nI then tried the green vegetable curry. This dish was significantly better than the pad thai, but still was lacking something I still can't put my finger on. The overall taste was delicate with a little spice, good for a \"murmur\" of curry when you aren't looking for something to blow you away. I might be a little biased considering I am full fledged fan of bursting flavor and a consort of spices. I also wish the lunch special had tofu in it to add a little protein. Zucchini and rice just doesn't seem sufficient.\n\nI am still in need of some great thai in the berkeley area... the search continues. I probably wouldn't order from BTH again, unless I magically stopped being a veggie and tried the pepper pork.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "o4hcF-dNYwaIIE1jP6zmlw", "date": "2008-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y5c5jPsKerl9iV9X5tJhJw", "text": "Hmm...everyone told me to try Berkeley Thai House because it's \"really good!\" I've been here 3 times now and I always seem to get mixed feelings about this place. \n\n1st time- I found this place like every other Thai restaurants around Berkeley. I mean, the food isn't terrible, it's pretty tasty, and the price isn't bad too. Maybe people hyped it up too much for me? Maybe I had high expectations? Idk, but I thought it was just okay.\n2nd time- I was pretty hungry that day so I found the taste to be better than normal. I also tried Sticky Rice w/ Fresh Mango which was really good. \n3rd time- It was okay. \n\nI guess overall their food is good. I'd come back again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y5epDNCjU8gV1kXBnojAmw", "text": "I officially hate Thai food.  It makes me so bloated the next day that I just can't stand it, and now, unfortunately Berkeley Thai House has to take the brunt of this hatred.  I ate there last night, I was disappointed by the lack of variation between all the seafood dishes - almost all were shrimp with vegetable and some different sauce.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QcPN-Dee_dU2IWno-f2oYA", "date": "2007-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y9dxlN5JodBgyx8T9glhkA", "text": "I can see why the food here is tasty - a lot of the portions have a lot of fat to them. The food here is a little more expensive than other Thai restaurants in town, and their specialty is the 'Garlic Pepper Pork'. This dish is really flavorful but the cuts of pork they use have a lot of fat to them. The noodles are good here, but honestly not greater than other places in town (the noodles are a bit too oily for my taste). Portions aren't very big so it might not be a good idea if you want to split dishes. \n\nThe food is presented very well, the service is friendly (though slow at times especially when getting your bill) and their desserts are delightful (i.e., mango sticky rice, fried ice cream). My advice: avoid beef dishes, as each time I've gotten beef the beef wasn't tender but rather rubbery.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S-LLxAbN1S6z-FalqNPgfg", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y9voqk_lByaxVemFiBtdBw", "text": "It's a pretty good deal that the average price per dish is ~$8 but it is expensive compared to the food ghetto and the other surrounding places, but the food and ambiance is also better...making this place one of the few \"date\" places on the Southside of campus.  But that's not why my friends and I were there - we wanted a quality, quick, sit-down bite to eat before the Arcade Fire concert!\n\nWe had the coconut milk soup, pad see ew, red curry and prawns with green beans; the pad see ew was the best entree by far.  Everything else was solid and tasty.  The desserts were actually really yummy - fried coconut ice cream and my favorite - mango with sticky rice.  I know it's so bad for you, but they cover the rice in condensed milk.  Delish.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aqWXHhcR_CdmKmxggFOlEA", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ygdBGDPEYd4taNgi7z6JGw", "text": "The first time I went here, I didn't know what to order. Our waiter recommended their pork, saying \"it'll be the best you ever had\". So I ordered that, & it was delicious. And after visiting a many number of other Thai restaurants all over the bay area, I have yet to find pork as good as Thai House's. So far, it really is the best I've ever had", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I48YeBgAlPicOcSDX05piQ", "date": "2010-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YLkcaBNkBmfxOwqvwsiquA", "text": "Place makes the best garlic pepper pork!!! On a good day, you can enjoy the seafood pumpkin curry and my favorite dessert is the sticky rice with mango....Jason, the renaissance man never fails to please, he's always attentive, friendly and ensures his customers are getting great service, kudos guys!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sRWbDIRWRHDSjWLAqGZ7Rg", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ytaFsBFuCB-sPq0AMc7Rcw", "text": "the pad thai and the pad see ew was so salty. the women were really nice and inside it was decorated very orientally (idk if this is a word).", "stars": 1, "user_id": "azCk2YXSFr-lKgBtA3CWIA", "date": "2009-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yvrixr0LItDr_xE3Ai_aYA", "text": "This place is amazing--from their service to the food, my friends and I love coming here. There's outdoor seating and very group friendly. I've had multiple dishes, but I just keep coming back for their duck curry. Boneless duck in their red curry I believe. The veggies are fresh and the portions are pretty large. They're also fine with allowing you to split the bill--even huge groups.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ttj_3flZx1W6oYhzhZb8RQ", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z63_ACRAqnmibHu61P3Rvw", "text": "Cute location in converted house.  The  restaurant is a huge room which became really loud.  The service was average and the menu was typical.  The food was also average.  The only reason why I only give it three stars was that my Tofu Green Curry came with chicken and missed our 2nd order of our Coconut Soup.  \n\nNot one of my favorite places but the company was good.\n\nVEggie Friendly:  Yes", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pZn7ZayLvtTL-UWU8ar5Gw", "date": "2008-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zgbWKIbuhiOYBLez6zbR7Q", "text": "I've been to Berkeley Thai House two times, but the last time stuck in my head (granted, this was in October):\n\nI came here with my brother and his friend and his friend's gf. Now, my brother and his friend have both LIVED in Thailand, so, I give them clout for their opinion of Thai food, but they are hippy surfers, not the picky types. Unfortunately, one of the dishes that came out smelled like wet cat food. My brother's friend's gf tried to eat it, but she just couldn't, and so my brother and his friend tried to eat it as well (again, they are not picky and were looking at this plate like 'score! more food for me!'). With everyone agreeing that something was wrong, we asked the waitress if we could have it taken off the bill, as there were about 4 bites taken out of the dinner sized entree. She got the manager/owner, who came to our table, and asked if there was something wrong. After telling him, he told is in no exaggeration that that's the way the dish was supposed to taste, and if we had ever been to Thailand, we would know. As I stated above two people at our table have lived in Thailand, so they did know. Needless to say, the manager got more and more unprofessional, to the point of saying 'I don't need to hear your life story' when my brother's friend was explaining that he has indeed lived in Thailand. Rude. In the end, the manager told us that he couldn't take it off of our bill because he has margins to make, to which I responded, I work in a restaurant too, and we would do take this off of a customer's bill in a heartbeat.\n\nI will never be coming back here based on the rude service I received from the manager.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_tYdp-NhWaKnwYveFE2JnA", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zGJbkaGWub4rOmBj827neQ", "text": "Living on the same block as Thai House makes me really want to love its food, but all my experiences there have been fairly disappointing. My yellow chicken curry was extremely bland, and the chicken satay was dry. Not only is the food unmemorable, but the price is a tad higher than you would pay at nearby Thai places and the service is, at best, lackluster. The waitress brought one of my friend's plates out a good twenty minutes after everyone had been served, despite repeatedly assuring us that it would be out \"immediately.\"\n\nThe place is good for groups or people looking for a somewhat more sit-down restaurant setting than, say, somewhere in the Asian Ghetto. But overall, I'd recommend Thai Basil (on Durant) or Racha Cafe (Telegraph/Dwight) over Thai House any day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2008-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zNPpFjcTzfRjPv2qFoq3dw", "text": "i second Anne S! Thai House's fried rice is delicious! it's a little greasier than traditional, Chinese fried rice but the taste is at once more delicate and more flavorful. squeeze a little lime on top and you're in for some crotch-kickingly good eats. also try their spicy eggplant tofu! so so good. only 4 stars because thai house is considerably more pricey than most of the other thai places in berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jXOcTKisD-R97eyHYNyU0w", "date": "2005-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zr2C6jYiyM04ZDimcz3I7Q", "text": "This review is probably slightly skewed because I was absurdly hungry when I ate here. I practically inhaled my food. I think the staff was impressed by how fast we were out of there...\n\nThe service was fast and pleasant. We were seated immediately and given water. We knew what we wanted so we ordered pretty quickly. Our table was a little dirty from the last person who had eaten there and I had to, in stealth, sneak the chopsticks off another table. Oh well.\n\nMy food was great. I ate my fill of the pad thai and Ted ate his chicken. We even had enough left over to fill two take out containers. It wasn't really cheap but for the amount it's not too bad. If I was back in Berkeley again and craving some Thai I'm sure I would come here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sHwBXS0trP0CC_f5K_11VA", "date": "2010-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0Wx13i3cLg50nS5pbJ_yrA", "text": "I can't take a place seriously if they can't make something as basic as Jasmine Rice. It had such a strange texture and flavor that it definitely ruined the curry we got. The red pineapple curry by itself was ok, but just ok. The Satay chicken was also just average, but the peanut sauce was quite good. \nService was average, and we actually got slightly dirty silverware the first time, but they replaced it.\nOverall, not going back. Much better Thai within walking distance.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "50r1yB0tD3y3MzIrsS1SKA", "date": "2011-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Lsy4xR2_ccrAfos1cbdB-g", "text": "Went here with my advid Yelping sister, Joanne T., and we were both highly disappointed!\n\nCalamari: It's one of those dishes that you like the more you eat it. The batter's really light and the calamari has a bit of firmness to it, which I personally like. \n\nSiam chicken: Salty salty salty bamboo, sour bell peppers and very dry chicken. I love saucy rice but I couldn't even drench my rice in their sauce cause it was too salty! Oh yeah, and it was not spicy at all.\n\nPrawn soup: Tasted like the soup left over from a $.10 Asian ramen. Not even a $.50 ramen. Yes. A TEN CENT pack. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love cheap ramen but this was just too salty. Would've been good if they lightened up on that salt. \n\nSidenote: Um... serving warm, iceless tap water is not cool... If I get the shits from your water I'm coming back and burning your restaurant down!!! =P", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6ZR7HuUpHk_NQNs0dT0oLg", "date": "2008-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sD0FOynusSCak9OYIdyQPQ", "text": "We had an awesome time at Berkeley Thai House.  All the food was delicious, especially the Tofu Tad and Roast Duck.  The house white wine was pretty good for cheap table wine.  The best part was our waiter, whose name I didn't get.  This guy had the most beautiful, soothing voice I've ever heard.  It was deep and clear, and he was a born radio star.  You'll know him if you ever get him.  We'll be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_rl3kW39qJB5jDl5T66M6A", "date": "2011-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "02wL9ZOIabxZkGB5h13m8g", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nI was invited to dine at this location because of a hectic midterm scheduling fiasco that translated into a complimentary lunch, courtesy of the head GSI. Although that night's chaos wasn't exactly equivalent to lunch at a Thai restaurant, I was grateful nonetheless.\n\nThe layout of this restaurant is interesting, as you walk up a short flight of stairs to a small outside patio area. The inside dining area is dimmed and soothing, and the service is prompt. We were seated in the back of the restaurant, although the special written on a board near the front of the restaurant caught my eye.\n\nI can't remember what Dan ordered, but I ordered the special. We also ordered two Thai iced teas, which (amusingly) came in a glass beer mug.\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nLunch special: Sauteed shrimps with fresh mushroom, bell pepper, jalapeno, onion, carrot in garlic sauce served with brown rice and salad [$8.95]\n- I was careless and didn't read that there were jalapenos in this dish @__@ It was spicier than my tolerance level for spiciness could handle, which made me appreciate my mound of rice and my iced tea.\n- They include a fried wonton, which was yummy! I recommend eating this early on, as I saved this for the end and the crispiness wasn't at max level.\n- The complimentary side of salad is okay. The sauce is strange and bitter.\n- Not too many shrimps, lots of onions and carrots. Would have preferred more bell peppers too. The shrimps were well cooked though!\n\nThai iced tea: [??]\n- Just the right amount of sweetness and creaminess. The mug is large, but about 1/3 was filled with ice, sadly. But the drink lasts the entire meal, woohoo!\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nA decent meal with decent portions, but I wouldn't return.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0cN4hx0gScKb1dvimi6psA", "text": "This is the true story, of... where they used to hold auditions for \"The Real World\" back in the day.  Yup, right here at Thai House.  Food is great, dishes have lots of flavor and a nice splurge for any college student since it's a pretty nice restaurnat and NOT inside the ghetto food court.  If you've got parents in town, this is a good place for y'all to lunch or dine (but not wine.)  Any curry dish here is great, and of course...let's never forget about the Thai iced tea.  Let's face it, any good Thai meal wouldn't be the same w/o sips of the frickin' awesome iced tea.  mmm..mmm.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z7wYV7NVNAH_B0eE35d2wg", "date": "2006-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "35OuCBTQt5AgKbAmim3wIw", "text": "Two years and many Thai restaurants later, I still think generally the same things about Thai House (ooh, it looks like their overall ranking has gone down though). Their prices are comparable to typical Thai places, but I really disliked the fact that they charged for a bowl of rice, and their food is very very oily. I do like the fact that if you order a meat dish, it comes with a lot of meat -- they don't skimp in that respect. I would say, overall, there's nothing special about this restaurant.\n\nOn a side note: They are very smart/crafty because they include the tip on the bill and THEN after you pay with credit card, they have a space for you to add tip. Potentially, if you're not paying attention, you could end up paying 30% tip instead of 15%.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vf7xXmDndPDwx2-7waG9HQ", "date": "2008-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ro2DhcPHQMFYdil9U76yA", "text": "Had lunch here with two co-workers. The food was cheap with decently sized portions and service was good. They came multiple times to fill up our water glasses and sometimes a little too eager to take away our plates.\n\nDefinitely order the garlic pepper pork. It's their specialty and it's really good. The meat is tender and very flavorful. The only problem was with the basil chicken. There were too many large pieces of chili peppers, some the size of okra.\n\nFor dessert, we had the fried banana which was really good. The bananas were sweet and perfect with syrup. We each had a thai iced tea to go to bring back to work. We'll definitely be back.\n\nSomething to note: they have seating outside which is nice especially on days with good weather.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mNVP9RnHydn1RL01vlp1jg", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8q7_FStjjHPKWvDb6OspZg", "text": "One of my favorite Thai restaurants in the Bay Area. It's perfect for groups, either for formal occasions or informal. But I'd probably stick to the informal since its right off of Telegraph. It's definitely a family style service place, which makes it a lot of fun for a big group of friends. The prices are adequate for the quality of the food, so its definitely more than anything you're going to find in the Durant Food Court.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "csS1E9FccVp27nVryqbrfg", "date": "2007-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9olHj68B8Z9il7-TTuWHrg", "text": "This is my first 1 star review (and hopefully it's my last)...\n\nATMOSPHERE\nThe restaurant itself isn't very cleanly. Once you step inside, there is an odd smell that lingers even after you leave. Blech! The cups were also a little dirty, which says a lot.\n\nThe only perk about the atmosphere is that there is ample seating, which is good for groups, but caution: they give poorer service to large groups.\n\nThe reason behind the 1 star is the SERVICE, which is TERRIBLE. The workers here are very inconsiderate and do not listen to their customers' orders, nor do they accommodate their dietary needs.\n\nOne of my friends is severely allergic to eggs, nuts, and shrimp, which made it difficult to order anything. However, we decided to order Pad See Ew for him, but without shrimp and eggs. We specifically told the waitresses that he was allergic and could NOT have these items in his dish.\n\nWhen they served it to him, they even said there weren't eggs or shrimp, but after 1-2 bites, my friend discovered that THERE WERE EGGS in his dish!\n\nWhen we notified the waitress, she simply shrugged it off and didn't even say \"sorry.\" Within 10 minutes, my friend started to swell up-- he had an allergic reaction and couldn't breathe. Despite the chaos that ensued at our table, the waitress showed no sympathy or remorse.\n\nFOOD\nWe had 12 people and we ordered:\n1) Basil beef\n2) Basil chicken\n3) Pineapple prawns\n4) Duck red curry\n5) Pad Thai\n6) Garlic pepper pork\n7) Red curry with chicken\n8) Pad see ew\n\n**Note: lunch specials come with a side salad and a potato wonton**\n\nNow, don't get me wrong-- the food was pretty good: flavorful and savory. The portions were decent, especially for lunch specials. However, no matter how good the food is, if the service is terrible, the food isn't worth eating.\n\nThere are WAY better Thai restaurants in Berkeley with significantly better service. Hell, there's even a few within 2 minutes walking distance from here. So take my advice: go somewhere else to satisfy your Thai food craving.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B4jliTSaVYPECLFOur35Eg", "text": "Pretty good overall restaurant for students and casual dates.\nI haven't ever been wowed by anything here, although the currys, satays and rice dishes I've ordered have always been tasty and provided me and my dining partner with plenty of tasty leftovers! Even when extremely hungry, I have yet to go here and not leave with leftovers.\n\nFood: Good\nAtmosphere: Very Good\nPrices: Ok", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rZw31Stuaqglt_3UR_LcLw", "date": "2010-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "byfjOzOGZlE12d_TSdR_CA", "text": "Got me hooked on Thai food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AAFtLAOO9JCgkLsbW46HsQ", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eA_HJS0xPyZTwQNg52onNg", "text": "Didn't get off to a good start when I called for an order for delivery. I was told that they could not deliver. So I was thinking that it was busy and they were swamped. To substitute for the no delivery, I was offered free thai ice tea. \n\nI then went to pick up my order. To my surprise, the restaurant was not busy and there were plenty of people working in this restaurant. When I went to pay for the food, I pulled out my credit card and was told \"our credit machine...\" so I gave the look. The look of death. I was visibly not pleased. Luckily, I had cash. Then my free thai ice tea. It was only one! One thai ice tea! Clearly, I had enough food to feed three or four people. I asked if I could have one more. The employee had the nerve to tell me that she could do it this time, but next time she would not be able to. I thought to myself, there would not be a next time. \n\nAs for the food, it really wasn't that good. The Pad Thai, too much fish sauce. The duck, surprisingly good. But overall, sub-par. \n\nSo, you should not fill your hungry void with food from this place. Marginal service, marginal food. Keep reading my reviews for good choices to make!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "p6nBKyT9Y_pFJ1WxVEowwA", "date": "2006-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fNpVWa6RQo1JB8OCggOedA", "text": "I LOVE Thai Iced tea. It's my favorite ethnic beverage. Never been a big fan of horchata or chai but the iced tea, yes. There's only one problem with thai iced for me - it sets off a time bomb in my stomach. Every time I order it I know I'm flirting with danger, which is why I calculate the probability of reaching a clean facility within 45 minutes of ingestion. Life is tough when the things you love the most cause such pain.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ptr82GNOMEk8LStZMBBeqw", "date": "2006-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_iwUWa1Icy1s5Ub2uYfMbA", "text": "My favorites are the Pad-Seew and the Garlic Pepper Pork. Dinner orders are really expensive but they do free delivery for dinner so that's a good option if you dont feel like going out on a cold dreary berkeley night. \n\nI feel like they are a little overpriced, though and sometimes their food can be over oily.\n\nGood place to eat though. :) And I love the architecture of the restaurant. Patio is awesome.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AKHX3VbnKrdE_nIOCd5ptA", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KD03Cva2vnDxzXAIgVfEwQ", "text": "A friend of mine swears by this place, and I thought it was decent, but it certainly didn't blow me away. \n\nHad the lunch special, a shrimp curry dish. The shrimp were plentiful but felt inexpensive, the little mini-shrimp that you get at the grocery store that aren't particularly large, fresh, or flavorful. The sauce itself was so standard that I lack the words to even describe it. It wasn't complex, wasn't unique, and just wasn't special in any way to make it memorable. So, yeah, just standard-issue mediocre thai food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "looecSRUxX0hnGEuaeJzUQ", "text": "Sawatdee!\n\nBerkeley Thai house doesn't exactly qualify as cheap college food. The prices are moderate by normal standards, but not something your average college kid would eat on a daily basis. But if you're a poor college kid and you want to take a date out, this a good option.\n\nWithin walking distance of campus, the Berkeley Thai house has nice decor. They even have a nice deck during those warm summer nights.\n\nThe food is quite authentic and if you ever get the food Thai spicy, be ready to call 911. Everything is quite good here so you can't go wrong.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9NrrS89GYV4F1D8JnY_SDA", "date": "2006-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N4reDdXVHtzSr2_QOTJBuQ", "text": "Under New Management. Better Service. Awful Food.\n\nThis restaurant was one of my favorite Thai restaurants for almost ten years running. Unfortunately, the food quality has gone downhill after the original proprietors retired this summer and a new restauranteur took over.  The new owner is very personable and has made  improvements to customer service. Unfortunately, the menu has been pared down and even those old favorites that survive do not taste anything like they used to. After giving them two chances, I have written them off.  During our  last visit, my squid was undercooked and my friend's duck curry was plain inedible. A pity!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "JKx2Vgk9GTJqRIaQP_9dsg", "date": "2011-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RHmcqRGsooospnNA0jkEKQ", "text": "The peanut sauce on my tofu pra ram was disgustingly sweet. The only hint of peanut flavor was from the small bit of crumbled peanuts on top. Otherwise it just tasted like some kind of candy syrup. I had a Coke with lunch, for whatever reason, and the sauce was literally sweeter than the Coke. I felt ill. I'd like to think I eat a lot of peanut sauce, and this was the worst I've had.\n\nThe other dishes might be great though, who knows.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "g7dW77IKWHe5k46cVirmzQ", "date": "2007-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tB2wuznkKjYYumZb-LTBvg", "text": "Thank god I finally found a place to deliver to Panoramic Hill.  Not many drivers will brave the cliifside windy one lane road.  And to top it off, the food was decent!  My favorite dish that I ordered was Pad See Ew with duck - quite tasty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-SuJ4fQMyOb4Cr_t4MJuTw", "date": "2009-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "teeH1Hh3OlexZXDLfWmGQw", "text": "Pretty good thai food for reasonable prices.  It is usually full of Berkeley undergrads and their families.  I like their beef with spinach and peanut sauce dish.  The pepper garlic pork is great too (like the dude below said).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K-PtK3gDicUeLXYoJmDKWw", "date": "2006-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "trQn2HFWDhXWGu1RUJHNgQ", "text": "This restaurant used to by my favoriate Thai place in Berkeley. However, it seems like the tough times are really showing because this place has really decreased in quality. \n\nI have ordered the Pad Thai and the Pad See Ew in the past and they were fantastic. However, nowadays I can really taste the restaurant cutting corners with the ingredients. The noodles are really, really overcooked and mushy. The food is not as flavorful or as delicious as it used to be.\n\nThe Thai Iced Tea is still good, but they didn't even bother mixing the milk when they gave it to me the last time I came by.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7a0ZHoFfaIafUC7mnVHw1w", "date": "2009-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "upO-2kGBMJ5mknQBxVutuA", "text": "I have been to Thai House many times and kept coming back because their pad thai and garlic pepper pork is one of the best I've had.  We've been here with friends, family, for graduation parties and work lunches with an overall fair experience in terms of service.  \n\nI made a reservation for a going-away party and had a pleasant experience with the woman on the phone.  She was very courteous, but when our party got there it was a whole other experience.  I felt like I was buying a used car from the gentelman who took our order.  Even though we ordered an appetizer and some of us ordered drinks, he told us there had to be a minimum of one order per person.  I would be fine with it if it were really a rule applied to all patrons and adhered by all staff. On their menu it says a minimum of $5 per person, NOT one order.  He said he'd \"give us a break\" by letting us get 9 orders (I think after overhearing us complain).  To top it off, when we paid our bill -- we gave an additional over the 15% gratutity that is automatically added to groups of 6 or more -- the woman came over and said we were short when we had actually given them more!!  It is not only rude in front of a group, it showed how inept she was to come over before counting it twice.  Luckily, I was with a group of friends, but I would be utterly embarassed if I took a large group of my family and coworkers - for such a horrible experience!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hX-jzGsSh9GBNK_DNCkUWw", "date": "2006-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uszwEsQuBmZW5UBmyOMG2Q", "text": "Summary based on 1 lunch:\n--ok, somewhat Americanized\n--ok, friendly service\n--free wifi\n--cold inside in colder weather; large outdoor area, which would be nice in warm weather\n--average prices for cheap Thai in Berkeley\n--usual terrible parking in campus area\n\nNot sure why some of the reviews say authentic since it serves American broccoli for one thing.  Thai Noodle II a block away is a better choice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0PGQWRDjFDhvnGkipBG_wQ", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uw1oLVdIq7ISu4Aq2JR_Lw", "text": "Here was our order for a party of 6 adults:\n\n* appetizer: stuffed chicken wings - apparently they're famous for this. It was stuffed with some rice, vermicelli, veggies. It was alright. I wouldn't get it again.\n* appetizer: tofu tod - really yummy, especially w/ the glaze sauce.\n* garlic pepper pork - kind of like thai barbecue.\n* param long song (beef) - tender, although the sauce a bit too peanut-y\n* basil prawns\n* pumpkin curry - sweet, and not bad.\n* eggplant tofu - oldie but a goodie. This was tasty.\n\nService is very pleasant and attentive. Portions are a bit small, so the general rule of thumb (1 dish per person) doesn't quite work out. Might need 1.3 or 1.5 dishes per person. Tastes good though.\n\nWe didn't order fried bananas this time around b/c we had a lo-sugar cadre in our dinner party, but that's a surefire winner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2010-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2FeSurOWzp0uBlNoA6hY-g", "text": "Caveat: by my 5* rating, I mean to say I think it's the best Thai food in Berkeley based on my standards\n\nI frequent this establishment roughly once or twice every other week and this has been going on since freshman year. My usual orders include some of the following: Pad Thai, Stuffed Chicken Wings (appetizer), Garlic Pepper Pork, Duck Curry, and Eggplant Basil. \n\nThey have a good selection of curries, the red and duck curry being my favorites. Their pad thai compares favorably to competitors' (although if I just wanted it for takeout, I would go to Thai Noodle ii). \n\nThe portions are generous despite what some have said, and I'm a big boy. $1 person for unlimited white rice by the way. Their Thai ice teas are also good (not great), but compare very favorably to some other Thai food locations in Berkeley. They used to give you the option of ordering large Thai ice tea/coffee served in big beer mugs, but for some reason no longer have that option.\n\nThere's also this bear-like Asian man who works there, whom if you ask what he recommends on the menu will most definitely yell, \"NUMBER 20, GARLIC PEPPER PORK! BEST PORK YOU EVER HAD--GUARANTEED!\" So my first time there, I asked, \"Do I get my money back if it wasn't the best I ever had?\" \"No.\" Well I ordered it anyway, a good recommendation after all. Now I make all my friends going there for the first time ask the guy what he recommends, and sure enough, \"NUMBER 20, BEST PORK...\" Happens every time without fail, a surer thing than getting drunk munchies after a night out.\n\nThey also offer quite a few fruit juices, as well as dessert options including fried ice cream (dank!) and mango sticky rice, but I can only vouch for the fried ice cream and the fried ice cream + banana sundae.\n\nPrice is midrange. A meal with myself or split with a friend usually comes out to around $15-20.\n\nThey also have pleasant outdoor seating under individual parasols (or pitched things) with heating lamps. \n\nNote: My only bad experience eating here was ordering one of the shrimp (prawn) dishes. The entree came out smelly very...fishy (bad seafood smell) and not very fresh. So I never order the prawns anymore, but everything else has been solid.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2NN_yjNIixYorDkbqysYQg", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7LurwhTi7t7ZFPuUTtw4WA", "text": "Lunch will run you $11, all told.\n\nAre you a Cal undergrad who wants Thai food, but doesn't know any better?  What's that, you're poor?  And you live in the Southside dorms?  Well, I've got the place for you to round out your freshman 15.  Thai house--go nuts.\n\nI love the location.  It's just barely far enough away from campus and Telegraph to be reasonably peaceful, yet convenient.  I love the interior.  Most Thai restaurants have a serious IKEA feel to them, but the beaten up chairs, weather-damaged wood, and sculptures here are quite endearing.  I love the service.  They're typically very attentive and warm.\n\nWhen the food comes out, however, Juliet picks up the dagger and my tragic romance with Thai House ends.  I wish I could give more stars, but the food is really that poor.  It isn't bad in that it tastes offensive.  In fact, it barely tastes at all.  For some of the most vibrantly flavorful cuisine on the planet, they do a phenomenal job of making the dishes incredibly boring here.  For locals, I'd describe it as the Thai analog of Naan N' Curry or House of Curries.  From the lack/separation of flavor, it is clear that the spices aren't worked up properly and that Protein A is added to Sauce B and Sidedish C from separate, pre-fabbed pots in the course of 5 minutes.\n\nO, Berkeley Thai House, you have my heart!  If only your food was good, you'd have my wallet too.  Nearest reasonable alternatives: Lucky House Thai or Dara.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2010-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ackgdILSNvyyLbHYztFBcA", "text": "We went on a busy night, but there is still no excuse for what happened.\nThe last time I went here was a year and a half ago and will never go back again. Especially since the food is just OK.  As I said, it was a busy night, so I was  okay about them not refilling our waters or even checking in on us. But while I was still eating, they dropped the bill on our table. So, my husband politely asked if we could order some dessert. The woman replied, \"Sorry no, we need this table.\" The \"I am pissed\" radar went off.  I was pissed because we were there for no more than 20 minutes, since the bill was dropped in the middle of dinner. AND, I am a dessert fiend, I would have inhaled the freakin' thing in no more than 5 minutes, TOP. I am not that particular when it comes to restaurants, but I will say that if one denies me dessert, I will never go back there again.\n\nSo Berkeley Thai House, poo on you.  I hope you crap on yourself.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "bOFrTG3azVMhdrTru5KteA", "date": "2008-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6EXQUvBLSjFzA2iTyEyVxw", "text": "Bottom line:\nGod, this place is such a mixed bag. Food is pretty good but last time I was there I saw not one but TWO GIANT RATS ON THE DECK!!! \nEveryone, when there is smoke there is fire. You've been warned, and I'll add these were not mice we're talking about here. The food is fine, so I will bump up my review when they take care of this disgusting vermin problem. \n\nThe atmosphere at night (and often in the day) tends to be LOUD. Don't come here if you're looking for a quiet date, unless it's warm out and you can sit outside - I highly recommend the deck, it's beautiful and won't lead you to wear out your vocal cords by the time dinner's over.\n\nWaitresses are very sweet here, and I can say that they've never messed up the bill for us. They'll obsessively refill your water after you've taken one sip so if you're like me and find that annoying while you're trying to eat and converse with your comrades, hide your glass or something.\n\nFood report card:\nDishes overall tend to be not so hot in temperature - Thai food is not the kind of cuisine to eat cold! Most veggie entrees run around $7.95, meat entrees $8.85, and seafood entrees around $11.95 or so. Note that they do NOT INCLUDE RICE usually - it's an extra $1 a person, and that is a royal pain. \n\nPra Ram / Peanut Satay w/ Napa Cabbage - (C+) The peanut sauce here is missing some sort of spice, and I still can't quite figure out what it is. This dish has always been lukewarm (in temperature) when I've ordered it, and I've had it twice. Methinks this is just too much of the kind of thing you could make at home on the stove with the white-bread cultural experience even us Berkelians have foodwise. This is the kind of thing your uncle Joe might make for homecooked Asian night - you know, the guy who insists the only word he needs to know how to spell is \"USA.\" Now, he's a good cook, but he's just too damn simple at it.\nGreen Curry - (A-) I have yet to find a Thai restaurant who has screwed up green curry. There's just something about it. Well done.\nPad Thai Tofu - (B) Average-sized portion; tofu was a little overcooked and noodles too chewy but the sauce was near perfect. Warning: They skimp on the green onion/leeks in here, at least to my taste.\nRed Curry Vegetable - (A) Spicy but not blow-your-brains-out hot; this was cooked perfectly and there was a great curry-to-vegetable ratio which I've found a lot of other places have trouble with. Curry itself was perfect.\nFried Banana with Coconut Ice Cream - (B) Smaller portion of that excellent banana than one would like, but it was pretty good nevertheless. Ice cream was to die for.\nJasmine Rice - (B) Average-sized portion; I've always considered the rice quality to be synonymous with how good the restaurant is (usually). This stuff was a tiny bit dry but nevertheless did the trick.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2PhBFRUiNiXdmkYoKf8brA", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jqQ8ol6G86UyuD7lTtFvEA", "text": "This is by far the best Thai place in Berkeley. Their pad see ew is my favorite--it's much better than Thai Basil's, which always seems to have a charred taste to it. \n\nThe service is also great--they always seat you immediately and seem to have plenty of people on staff at any given time. \n\nThe deserts are phenomenal--my favorites are the sticky rice with mango and the fried banana with coconut ice cream. You can't go wrong with these, even when it's not really mango season they make it taste great. \n\nAlso they are super speedy with take out orders! Definitely a plus.\n\nMy only complaint is that the decor needs some work. From the outside and the inside it looks a bit sketchy. I wish the atmosphere was on par with the food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lNJEs5XjjD7iFDneFUfPUw", "date": "2011-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "B-bVg5SFGzuRkTgAqTxpYA", "text": "Here are the reasons to go to this little berkeley treasure besides their fast and great service and an awesome patio to sit on when the weather is good here are the others:\n\nPineapple prawns\nBasil chicken\nGreen curry\nGarlic pepper pork\nPad thai\nThai iced tea and thai iced coffee\nBananas in coconut milk\nAnd yes.....drumroll....................FRIED COCONUT ICE CREAM!! yes i said fried ice cream, so now I know you want to go here just to try that ha\n\nenough said? I think so heh", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wCtf5_zG8EpWiBp_Oi7P0g", "date": "2008-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "k6UqDe0hVKnVAN_sc_jtUQ", "text": "berkeley thai house was not our dinner destination of choice. i had originally suggested ryowa because i wanted some butter corn ramen. but one of the girls doesn't like ramen, so i deferred to her preferences and we settled on berkel berkel, our usual spot. but they were closed! so we were left to walk around and find some other place. one of the other girls pointed out thai house and since we were all deliriously hungry, we all just decided to walk in. (keep in mind, the original non-ramen-liking girl hates thai food as well. so i totally could have dragged her to ryowa and she would have been at the worst, equally unhappy.)\n\nso that started off my dining experience on a bitter note. and i couldn't find anything on the menu that i was salivating over so i just went with a simple pad thai and thai iced tea. simple enough, right? well, that's what i thought. iced tea was fine and dandy. and the pad thai looked like any other typical pad thai dish. but once i started eating it, it became quite obvious that it was overly and unnecessarily sweet. in an attempt to make lemonade out of this lemon of a dish, i squeezed all of my lemon wedge over the noodles, but still, too sweet!! i could only finish maybe half of it before my tongue told my stomach that it had had enough.\n\nso sad. i even enjoyed my somewhat soggy six-hour old sandwich eaten along the river bank, more than i enjoyed the food here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FAeIsKkBeXvpQpj6Zc29iQ", "date": "2007-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7-tUhEA5ePY5iub1OhfwaA", "text": "yummy and cheap praram tofu.\n\nthis is my favorite place to get praram tofu in the east bay/san francisco so far.  i hardly eat anything else when i go this restaurant, since i can't get peanut-sauced tofu yumminess this good anywhere else!\n\nthe peanut sauce is apparently made on site, according to one of the male staff there.  it is not spicy, but creamy with the right amount of fluidity, and sweet.  i order this with rice, and it is superbly yummy together.    at lunch time, the deal is superbly cheap, and is just the right amount plus a little extra to take home.  dinner is only a few dollars more, but too much for me, could last a few meals of leftovers.\n\ncustomer service is good -- they are attentive and quick to seat you, and are never too far away should you need the staff's assistance.  seating is available both inside and outside on their balcony, which is great for warm weather.  there are heat lamps outside for the cold evenings which are nice and toasty.\n\nparking is not good in this neighborhood due to the busy-ness of being near the university of california only a handful of blocks away.  better take bart, ride a bicycle, a motorcycle/scooter, or a bus (the 51 that goes up durant nearby).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_ho3w_OqZsX5AWp3c7q6Ug", "date": "2006-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b2RK72eLkc2EriYDM90Dww", "text": "This place is pricey, but the food is really good.  If you're in this neighborhood of Berkeley, you really have two choices when it comes to Thai food: Thai Basil, or Thai House.  Thai House is by far the more upscale of the two, and has some better dishes too.\n\nThe atmosphere is really nice here, and I've gone here a number of times for people's birthdays or special events for work.  If you want delicious Thai food in a nice setting, visit Thai House.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iEzPR05iCO2d6WdN2XvwXQ", "text": "Food: \nHave the basics of Thai here. Solid tastes. Not anything out of the norm. Just your average Thai food. Pad Thai is pretty tasty and meats I have eaten here tend not to be ovecooked, which is good, and noodles pretty firm(also good), and rice, fresh. All plus signs on those. Flavors you will find here are more simple and if you're looking for a place to just eat simple, good, and predictably yummy, come to the Thai House. \n \nThe desserts are pretty idiosyncratic and nonetheless, excellent. Try the fried ice cream or the fried banana(a little mushy). It is not like your conventional tempura ice cream or other fried ice cream and comes in coconut flavor. Enjoyable, for sure! Other desserts are more Thai and less western-influenced(like fried ICE CREAM, which isn't in my best guess traditionally Thai). However you wanna walk on the wild side a little, go for it. You're actually not risking too much because they're also pretty yum yum to the tum tum.  \n\nDecor:\nIt is dimly set in a traditional Thai themed interior design. Nothing fancy shmancy or impressive, honestly. Usually busy at regular lunch and dinner hours. Noisy but not raucous. Well, maybe sometimes. If you're looking for more intimate, go during less busy hours like before 5pm (weekday most likely) or after 8pm's dinner rush.\n\nService:\nService is a little disappointing usually. Yet, when it is less busy, they are usually good about refilling waters and taking orders promptly. But normally, Thai House is not too service oriented. If anything, they're a little rush rush, eat your food and get out. But not horrible. Decent.\n\nCost: \nThis is a cheap eat. The average $7-$14(maybe more for the seafood or more special plates) per entree. Appetizers are good too. Apps and dessert will push the cost up a little but, overall, affordable, dependable, predictably delicious.\n\nOverall:\nValue-wise, this place is pretty fantastic. But I do weigh the food/cuisine/taste part of my evaluation pretty heavily. So with that, I give it 2/5 stars because it's not so crude or bad to get 0 or 1 star, but it is average and sometimes better than average, enough to get 2/5 stars. Conventional Thai and Thai-American(this is probably more Americanized Thai than Thai food actually from Thailand.) food, average decor, and decent service. Are you feeling Asian? Are you feeling cheap? Eat Asian, eat cheap, at Thai House.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3mbq15oNswaBDQF6z3mNXg", "date": "2007-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NM9BpxYoRWxOa0dsRN5lvA", "text": "I like Thai House. The food is always good and they have some unique specials. I like the pad thai, crab fried rice and pineapple fried rice. The atomosphere is great.  They have large tables for big groups, and outdoor seating.  Way better than Thai Basil.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rZ28giyg0tFZYep951hcMA", "text": "I don't get the hype about this place. Sure, they have pretty good pad see-ew. But the rest of our order -- the fried rice and chili/spicy beef -- was forgettable. Large portions, but you pay the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2006-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "trCHpVQoc0zrFaaKs1xqgA", "text": "Great location. Great atmosphere.\n\nThe food is AMAZING!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wixkz2b2p-3vZwx8mkDvwA", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "09KjrTnAq1QhCxV-dZjL9A", "text": "3 Words: Pricy Thai Food. \n\nAnd it's not even that great... (well that was more than 3 words but you get it) \n\nBerkeley has a lot of Thai food and unfortunately Thai House is not the their best. The only dish I recommend are their desserts. They are on point with the fried banana and mango and sticky rice dishes.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8c2n50ngClm2o_YhQjkbPw", "date": "2012-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4BjnHXDTRMwXp2ONgzc8BA", "text": "My first time to Thai House was almost two weeks ago and overall it wasn't such a bad experience. I give it 3 stars. Here's why:\n\nI ordered the Roast Duck. It came cut in a decent number of rectangular slices on top of some boiled vegetables (I think cabbage?) and it tasted pretty good. It was savory. There was a side of rice and some spicy soy sauce for dipping. The sauce was okay, but I prefer to dip my roast duck in a honey sauce.\n\nMy best friend ordered garlic pepper pork and I had some. Very, very good. His dish came with a honey dipping sauce (which I used with my duck). I'll probably order my own garlic pepper pork in the future.\n\nHis cousin ordered the Pineapple Fried Rice with Prawns and I really wanted to try some but didn't want to look like a pig. It came in a big fish-shaped bowl with large chunks of pineapple and with these prawns that were gigantic. I was expecting little shrimps that most restaurants try to pass off as \"prawns\".\n\nSo, some time during the dinner someone from our table found a dead bug in the glass of water and he had been drinking from it for awhile now. He was kinda grossed out and a bit upset, and asked the waitress for a new glass. The waitress promptly got a new glass of water for him and awhile later a supervisor type person came out and made small talk; asking us how the food is and being friendly. It was obviously a PR move to save face, but the gesture meant he cared enough to come out. Also, it meant the waitress felt the need to report it to her supervisor. That shows a responsible attitude. Not bad.\n\nI realized why there was a bug in the water in the first place. They pre-pour the water into glasses when they're not busy, and let them sit next to the entrance until new customers come in. Part of it is bad luck that it happened, I guess.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dDdf7eo2v3QokHa77zKoYA", "date": "2010-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5jOOQLuZ8fVot9U5ot9rsw", "text": "Its not typical that my boyfriend and I go out to eat to a Friday night. Not being a fan of crowds I tend to save weeknights and weekend afternoons for dining out. But on this rare occasion we decided to check out the eats on Telegraph.\n\nThough I remember this particular Thai restaurant because of the elevated outdoor patio, the weather restricted the service to indoors.\n\nWe were greeted with friendly, fast service and the menu was easy to read and well organized, better than some Thai restaurants I frequent.. Listen, I'm a white girl from the Baja Canada who didn't have Chinese food until I was 15, I need to keep it simple!\n  \nI opted for the Seafood Red Curry and David went with the Roast Duck Curry. By the time the waitress poured my Sing ha we were presented by a HUGE fish shaped platter of red curry swimming with green mussels, squash,shrimp, squid and large 2\" scallops. The bowl of duck curry arrived shortly thereafter and was teaming with crispy roasted pieces of waterfowl and tomatoes in a similar red curry sauce.\nThe seafood was probably the best I've had in terms of Thai- Fresh and the different pieces kept their unique flavors. Surprisingly, none of the seafood was rubbery or flat, which can occur in making a stew of sort.\n\nThe duck, and a large portion at that, was succulent and flavorful and the fat had a delightful effect on the red curry sauce. The one thing I didn't like were the large tomatoes, but I dont care for hot tomatoes in any dish.\n\nEven though the place was quite busy, our water was constantly topped off ( I'm a big water fan while dining so this is important) and\nour check was presented in timely matter with smiles.\nI highly recommend this place if you are in the area and will anxiously await the chance to dine out on the patio.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "885RrJm3FlTslcsykuz7Rw", "date": "2008-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-_M47X-g4C52-V1QjgSEZg", "text": "This review is for the delivery only. The delivery was a 5 star experience for me. They seem to be the only campus eatery with a map of campus -- they delivered right to the building! I'm usually stuck hauling food from a major intersection to the buildings. So 5 star delivery for you Berkeley Thai house!\n\nThe food was OK (the spicy eggplant was a standout) and if you're ordering for a large group you can get a lot for your money. However, the food wasn't good enough for me to actively seek this place out. If you organize a lot of campus events, this is a good place to order from.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Wds_aPj1F1Nip8wOG-lEoQ", "date": "2007-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RVoWRgR6I5JDgScGDENnMw", "text": "The best thing about Thai House is the free delivery for dinner!  There's a minimum order amount of $20, but I always just ordered two entrees and saved one for my next meal.\n\nMy favorites are the spicy beef, eggplants, and any of the chicken curries.  Their mango sticky rice dessert is really good too!  The portions might seem small if you're used to the giant boxes of food from the ghetto, but the food here is much better quality.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dm7iWkk3q7RV9xbbs3IY_A", "date": "2009-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xv6kf0KFltNsZARtCh4MHg", "text": "Probably one of the Best Thai Restaurants I've tried in Berkeley, I also think the Atmosphere of the restaurant brings a high sense of romance and homelike presence. The food was delicious, and the service was very kind. Awesome place!.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HFy3SRokZVSAeH3i8r2P5g", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yz-vM2g8B3JAzKK_V-HSxw", "text": "Got up late on a Saturday morning so we looked for a place in Berekely to eat lunch.   Dropped in at the Thai House.  We sat outside and the weather was perfect. The Thai ice tea is good.  Sweet but not too sweet.\n\nWe ordered the Roast duck. It was really good. I would eat this again. Served with Rice and over cabbage it's perfectly cooked. The sweet soy sauce isn't really needed but it was a nice touch.\n\nAlso tried the rice noodles (pad se ew) . It was good. I've had it before at other places and it's one of my favorite dishes.  We only had two dishes so it's tough to really judge someplace on two dishes.  The roast duck was really good so I'll up the rating to 4 stars just for that. \n\nThey don't serve a whole lot of food, so there's no extras and it's not served family style.  But over all was a good experience and I'd go back to try some other things. The desserts looked good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0jUAcPUeW5XWPb5m-L3SyQ", "date": "2006-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4XC1y2qS3eJV-m6DO6U2yQ", "text": "Way back when I was a freshman at Cal my friends and I ate here a lot. I mean so much that when we walked in the front door they didn't really have to take our order, they knew what we'd be ordering (pad prik king with tofu, chicken satay, and some kind of curry) plus thai iced teas.\n\nit is decent thai food, but there is certainly better in berkeley.\n\nthe staff is really nice though", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kgGeob2_AdgJY-xqtPsUjQ", "date": "2008-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8FKa8qCHpPP4K2lSUHXbcQ", "text": "Good calamari, but everything else we ordered was WAY salty and the water wasn't even cold!\n\nSiam chicken - not \"very spicy\" as advertised, and overly salty\n\nPrawn soup - extremely salty - I could only eat the shrimp and mushrooms out of the soup", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5Ap91V6vM4wgxgJeCu68-Q", "date": "2008-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aJntv7LOEepUzlbCOroV7g", "text": "I actually don't like this place that much and I get confused why people give this place such great ratings. Firstly, their prices are not that cheap, secondly the wait is pretty long, and thirdly their flavors in general aren't that good... try Racha Cafe on Telegraph instead........", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cQjFUZ3wHW5MEajjiOw8zw", "date": "2009-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "apAcCCabxK8SBQWVVX2TWA", "text": "Garlic Pepper Pork is a must try - if you can eat pork. I also love their pad thai! It's one of the best I've ever had. I consider the price average for Thai food. The portions are a lot for one person, but I'm not sure if it would be enough for two. \n\nIf you're up for dessert you need to try their fried banana with coconut ice cream!!! They put FRESH coconut in there. It's awesome!!!! And the friend banana part is just as good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sBswn4u5KkmMyWVCV8mTrA", "date": "2009-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bi00Ja9A4kaXNN2GtWJShg", "text": "we ordered the garlic pepper pork since that seems like the thing to do, pretty good stuff but not really garlicky or peppery but still good stuff, we also ordered the eggplant, pad Thai, chicken satay, sticky rice with mango, fried banana with coconut ice cream and Thai iced teas, we finished everything, even the little iceberg salad that the chicken satay comes on, (there's a little green sauce under the lettuce which was pretty good), the actual chicken satay itself was just okay, I've had better, the thing that I really remember about this place are the desserts, the sticky rice with mango was the best I've had.  I wouldn't mind coming back for everything else either. I Probably won't go out of my way to come back....parking is a bee-yotch since it's so close to the campus, probably really convenient for students but no so convenient for out of towners**after we parked I saw a sign that said \"we validate\" not sure which parking garage  that was for.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xLoEhU6zvFzcc0erH7gfyg", "date": "2008-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cAWDDMPyk-pcCVF2tHjJiQ", "text": "Decent place. Your apetite will be quenched. Haven't been here any time recent but from what I remember there weren't any problems. *Oh look at this napkin *pull pull *RIIIIIIIIIP hahah\n\nIf anything get the fried banana w/ vanilla ice cream. Can never go wrong with that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gY-3SuseT_O65JGGoOfLPw", "date": "2008-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "E8Av9vBVaSQV_Pjihbtmag", "text": "Thai House is a nicer sit down restaurant  (for South Berkeley) that is actually close to campus!  There are better Thai restaurants in North Berkeley and even on Shattuck but that involves a trek...  (Does this make me lazy? Shattuck is far!)\n\nHowever, the Duck Noodle Soup is amazing!  The broth is extremely flavorful with a perfect balance of sweet and savory.  There are ample pieces of duck and bean sprout garnish.  In my opinion this is the entree that differentiates Thai House from all the other Thai restaurants in Berkeley.  However, I think it is only offered at lunch.\n\nNow you have an excuse to be lazy (during lunch only though)!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "55lCIgnXN3qRxgSRxjcxpg", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ffmgbIgap8taTpxuiOqGyA", "text": "Once, I came with a large group and we all got free thai iced tea.\n\nOnce, I went there when the kitchen was about to close in 5 minutes. I asked if they would still let us dine in or would we have to do take out. They let us dine in, but they were really eager to rush us out of there because they were about to close by the time we were almost done. They should have just told us in the beginning that it was best to take out. \n\nOVERALL: They deliver in a Honda Element. There is plenty of seating inside and outside. The decor is kitschy, but cute. I think there may be a handicap ramp somewhere, but the main entrance is through some steps. The food is good overall, but quite heavy. I had to eat pad kee mao with a side of rice!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iWeCRUTZB8PEn4orJfUHjg", "text": "Better service and food, compared to nearby Thai Basil. They used real plates and silverware, and you get your water in glasses, instead of styrofoam cup.  Overall, a much nicer dining experience for parents of college students.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H2WhI7u2Zc-ozPnKBvhWwQ", "date": "2009-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RXwacYpTw1aeEkNbjcPHnw", "text": "Every time I come to Berkeley Thai House, I feel like I'm visiting this secret \"hidden jewel\" type restaurant. Probably because the entrance feels so secretive & mysterious... Anyways, I'd definitely recommend this place for a date! The atmosphere is pretty classy compared to the usual Berkeley restaurants, and though the menu is slightly pricier, the food is pretty well done.\n\nLast time I came here, I tried fried ice cream for the very first time- not bad at all! Although, I felt that the fried dough layer was a bit thick- more ice cream please! I also tried the Pad See Ew, which I feel is the perfect go-to for people trying Thai food for the first time. It's very nutty & savory!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TjXT-5dRm3eHP8lC4tXpVA", "text": "This Thai establishment holds a special place in my heart. The best Thai food in Berkeley - the only Thai place I frequented when I was an undergrad. Martin, the guy who owns it is always all smiles.\n\nThe beef salad is the boooooomb.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xHaNnB5lAorhnRNR6-tzKg", "date": "2007-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ypx-M4lzPhhoutJxeIeMYA", "text": "This is my go to for Thai food. The food is really really good and comes in large portions. It's a bit more expensive than Thai Basil but way better! AND they'll make your thai tea/coffee with soy milk if you ask! I usually get pad kee mao with duck but also like their pineapple fried rice and curries.\n\nThe restaurant itself is pretty nice and has some fun decorations. It's pretty large and rarely gets too crowded so it's good for big groups. The wait staff is always super smiley and sweet.\n\nGood food, good service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tjg7Gs94swd-mJ_lbvSLzw", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zHz2CKFN5VUdDuPrYWG4HQ", "text": "This place has very interesting decor, I especially enjoyed the stair railing placed in odd places... The outside patio seems nice too, but it was too cold so we sat inside. Inside the women's bathroom there appeared to be a framed picture of Trojans' ad?! Random. \n\nWe ordered Calamari, Green Curry, Garlic Pepper Pork, and the Praram Long Song. I liked the Praram Long Song the best because of the peanut taste, which was very sweet. And served with steamed cabbage so you've got your vegetables too. \n\nThe portions seemed a bit small at first, but turned out to be just right and enough to fill four girls. Only complaint is that we found a hair in the calamari... and they offered us three more to make up for it. Would've preferred having it complimentary, but moar fried things is good too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZIj6gD0NSxv2RcgXsR_lSw", "date": "2009-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "cJWlHnzBFvD_2Im9d4TRqQ", "text": "Overpriced for their limited portion sizes =(  (I'm a poor growing boy who needs food to grow that extra 0.5\" to reach 6'0\"!!!) More food please!\n\nI come here sometimes to satisfy my craving for some tasty, fatty duck.  I get the Duck Curry, Roast Duck, or Spicy Roast Duck with a side of white rice.  They all taste great, rich in flavor, but I'm still left hungry.  Come here with someone who has a small appetite so you can eat their leftovers..teehee\n\nDecor and atmosphere is of a nice Thai dinner restaurant.  Definitely a step up from the ghetto-er looking restaurants closer to campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "_JHjAdQBusvBdTbv39i-eA", "text": "Tonight was my second time here. I went here as a group of 6 and we were immediately seated (by our request, outside). They even have cool little table inserts to combine tables for larger parties. So efficient!\n\nWe ordered 5 dishes for 6 people because that usually works, right? So we got:\n\n- 5 orders of rice (Korean girls don't eat rice anymore) - 3 stars - came in a cool pot, but it either wasn't Thai jasmine rice or didn't look like it...still ok though, $1 per person.\n\n- Duck Curry (red curry) - 4 stars - yummy! And I don't usually like Thai curry. Tastes good over the rice...only one person didn't really like the curry. The rest of us did.\n\n- Chili Beef - 3 stars - pretty good, but beef was a little tough.\n\n- Combination Seafood - 4 stars - pretty good, but my friends ate all the scallops before it got to me. So I only got to eat a couple squid and a prawn, which were good. =( I don't like zucchini so I didn't touch that.\n\n- Kang Jued - 4 stars - good! \n\n- Pad See-Ew with Chicken - 5 stars - MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE DISH IN THAI FOOD, and this place does a good job. Yum!\n\nWell...turns out the portions are kinda small, so everyone was still a bit hungry after, and we placed another order for Garlic Pepper Pork, their signature dish. DELICIOUS. 5 star dish. Korean friend said it tastes like kalbi so she wasn't that impressed, but dude, that stuff is bomb. The dipping sauces are both good too.\n\nWe also had a coupon for free Thai iced tea with purchase of 2 entrees, so we got 2 Thai iced teas...well first of all, they were really watered down. We figured it's probably because they were like, \"Oh, they're getting it for free. Let's just make one tea and divide it into two cups. They'll never notice.\" Well...yeah. We didn't even finish it cuz it wasn't even worth it. And guess what, it's NOT technically free. We had to pay tax on it. WTF! It was only 40 cents, so whatever, but...you should tell us that.\n\nEven funnier that that...at the end of the meal, we chipped in for the bill. They conveniently added in the 15% tax for us (I find that more and more common at restaurants these days), so we divided it up. Well, since most of us had $20s, and it was $13 per person (actually $12.60), one guy had to go get change. When he got back, I was like, \"Did you give K back $1?\" and he said, \"See, here's the thing. The waiter said we gave him $85 when our bill is about $76 including tip, right? He said, How about I just give you $5 back? and I said OK.\"\n\nUs: o_O WHAT?! YOU KNOW THAT $76 INCLUDED TIP RIGHT? You're supposed to get $9 back, not $5!!!\n\nHim: Yeah...\n\nUs: So we basically gave a $4 extra tip on top of our 15%.\n\nHim: Well, I'm not a very good bargainer...\n\nUs: That's not even bargaining! OMG...\n\nOh well, service was pretty good I guess. The waiter was smiling really big when he came back to collect our plates. I wonder why...\n\nCoffee candy is good. Mmm...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2008-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "k_vFAOBuhmOlJLF94IQNLA", "text": "went here a lot in college. best Thai food near campus. i really like their massamun curry (delicious!) and their pad thai is pretty good. prices are decent. \n\nhere's a tip: check your water before you drink it...I've found a small fly in mine more than once! but even still, never kept me from coming back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WC14sIyfkhfWtL1wOrVG5Q", "date": "2008-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "dwtzdHArpnnAdOMIH0PnpQ", "text": "HOHOHO.  Its almost indulgently fun to write reviews about restaurants like this.  Almost as fun as spotting the typos on the menu...\n\nNothing was good about this place.  Not one thing.  I got the spicy beef, with a side of brown rice that evidently I have to pay extra for, thanks for letting me know after the fact.  As I could have predicted, the bowl was 70% onion and pepper, and the beef was like paper.  No seriously.  Haven't you ever tried to eat a tiny piece of paper?  That's what the beef was like, chewy and flavorless, not to mention indigestible.  The omnipotent clove-basil? flavor was overwhelming, and the only source of spiciness was the serrano peppers.  I could have just brought my own serranos.  What a cheap way to create heat.  However, it certainly wasn't cheap economically, considering I had to add a gratuity tip because I was with a large group of people.  Nothing irks me more than being forced to tip services that do an abysmal job.  \n\nLastly, a random thought:  on one wall they have a certificate hanging up that thanks Berkeley Thai House for a donation to the Child Abuse Foundation.  Um, shouldn't that organization be called the ANTI-Child Abuse Foundation?  yikes", "stars": 1, "user_id": "H45bZndxN89D0TEL7qk0EQ", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "G-oZy9gZTYfGcr-RPpgpyg", "text": "With all the decent eating places seemingly closed, or closing down in the area, this place stands out as a shining beacon of relief. The staff are wonderfully polite and attentive. The food (red curry beef and pad thai) was different than I've had at other Thai places, but the difference was very positive. \n\nEating on the deck above the noise and traffic, hidden by flowing bougainvillea and bright red geraniums was a very welcomed escape. I really felt like I was away from it all and was allowed to eat my meal in exotic Thai bliss.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W1vZvhcM5kAIZ9xIAosFnA", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MjHuS9CIrJciqnY_ywgsGA", "text": "C'mon guys, this place is rated only as high as Thai Basil, and that's a freaking insult. This place is way better.\n\nGarlic Pepper Pork is a way of life, not a dish.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Lb37hatAjI3fgHEh2lMNEw", "date": "2008-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qsrHaRAFzfFNb19agX5w3w", "text": "The basil beef and mushroom chicken are excellent. There's a chicken dish on their specials menu (Siam chicken) that should be avoided at all costs. It's weirdly spiced and inedible. When I was in college the garlic pepper pork was about my favorite food anywhere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2005-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ytIvCKe0uuqv2ofTqAdxOg", "text": "I must warn you that I am alway starving when we come here, so I might not be very objective.  That being said... \n\nWe traditionally come here after a long day of rafting on the Sacramento River, so we are always ready for large amounts of food by the time we get here. \n\nAnd we always leave happy.  They have great Thai Iced Tea, and everything we get is faboo.  Maybe I should get Guri here to review this place... he's much tougher a critic than I!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RbYBoOcsqWV8JaeNbTvhjA", "date": "2007-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xKLRgcrzKmquP8hGdSe2og", "text": "It was a friend's birthday so I offered to treat her out to lunch. She was craving for some Thai food and we decided to give the Berkeley Thai House a shot since we've always avoided going there. I now have a legit reason why.\n\nIt was around dinner time and it was just starting to get a little crowded. We were seated and the waiter was very pushy for us to order so I went for the Pad See Ew. When I got my food, I couldn't help but scrunch my face a little. My dish looked so greasy and oily that I was scared to take my first bite. I only got through half of the dish before I had to give up. I started to feel sick. My friend had the Pad Thai and she was unsatisfied. \n\nTo make up for the awful food, I told her maybe their dessert could save the dinner. When the waiter came back to take our plates away, they didn't even bother to check with us if we wanted to order anything else and slapped us with the check. When I asked for the dessert menu, they glanced at the growing crowd of people waiting and shot me a scathing look as if I had done something wrong. I was so pissed that I put down the cash and we left immediately. Why would I want to further support a place that was so rude? Afterwards, I had an awful stomachache which I blame the Pad See Ew for.\n\n I was disappointed with the service and food and will not being coming back again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "73sLVBp9WDLMUKsjA0J1uw", "date": "2008-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ySzM35sonItoGLOWV8Aq-w", "text": "We came here on a Friday summer evening around 6pm, so there weren't many customers. The three of us ordered the pad thai, red curry with chicken, and a beef dish I believe was called praram long song. All were very delicious, but I probably wouldn't get the red curry again. The thai tea here is great. They charge $1 a person for jasmine rice, but it's never-ending, and the three of us were really satisfied after the first pot. Service was quite good when we came here--the waiters always made sure our glasses were filled with water, but probably because there weren't many customers at the time. I would definitely recommend this place over Thai Basil, even though it's a bit pricier.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tGLH3qum6RoH1OXQIzY5tw", "text": "I'm surprised that I haven't visited this Thai restaurant sooner!\n\nA group of friends and I came on a Thursday night and the staff was extremely accomodating about us adding more chairs and tables to our \"reserved\" table of 6. We were able to order quickly and get our food quickly, which was surprising considering the number of people eating there and the fact that there were other large groups as well. \n\nI had the Pad Kee Mau which was really good! I liked that they put huge chunks of jalapenos in the dish instead of just adding chili peppers or chili sauce. The noodles were not very oily like other places usually make this dish. The portion was also very good - as I was able to bring most of my plate back home to eat as leftovers. A bit pricey for $8.99 or so but you get what you pay for here! My friends had the fried banana and ice-cream which looked really delicious ($4.99 - a bit steep in my opinion). \n\nService was excellent. As I stated before, everyone was extremely accomodating. Our waiter was attentive and our water glasses were never empty. With such a large group, a tip of 18% (I think) was already included on the bill but our waiter still did his job instead of taking the tip for granted. \n\nOverall, a great place for Thai food. I wish I knew about it sooner!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zrHhzP4omVmB2yCFDzR00Q", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TZ0SkxsicfMBO3NqHrqYEg", "text": "i'm not sure why but this is my favorite thai restaurant in the east bay.  i think it might be the endless red hot tea, which i have yet to find its equal (what kind of tea is that?  i can't find it anywhere!).  as a vegetarian, i find their tofu dishes superb.   the red vegetable curry is divine. \n\ni also book the thai house for large group dinners for my company after we do events @ UC.  they are AWESOME serving large groups (as long as you give them warning/make a reservation) and it's super cheap for group meals (compared to say, Shen Hua). Our clients always RAVE about it afterward, esp. the seafood, although i can't speak to that myself.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hz70pai__YUS2Ajin48IBg", "date": "2007-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "1cSuCH9YuEs722TqGeOekA", "text": "Great lunch special. $7.95 for lots-o-food. The green garlicky salad dressing is a delight. The pumpkin \"shrimps\" was very good and thick, though the pumpkin was a tad mushy. I loved eating outdoors -- the setting is great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2009-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "b_2h6Ci4P1eDTM1_fq6IXw", "text": "I love THAI HOUSE! I have great memories of going here on good dates with my not-so-great ex-bf! Oh well! Bad decision of company for a great decision of restaurant is ok in my book!\n\nLoved going here! The red curry was just perfect, as was the pad thai - never too sweet as some of the other thai restaurants in the bay area will mistakenly do.\n\nOh how I miss you. We need to be reunited ASAP!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LFha-r2VljAzN13YwySTXw", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "d29AaBhxBWbzvz-fHKvBlw", "text": "Berkeley Thai House is pretty good. My boyfriend and I brought our parents here after we finished moving in for the semester. It's a great sit-down atmosphere for a nice dinner with your parents. The Pad Thai and Pad Kee-Maw are great here! \n\nSo if you really like these signature Thai dishes then this is a great place to go. I've also had the Yellow Curry and the Pork Curry. The Yellow Curry was really good and it comes with chicken. I'd say the Yellow Curry is very reminiscent of the normal sweet Thai curry. The Pork Curry I didn't like very much. The curry is definitely not sweet and more spicy. I don't usually like spicy foods so the Pork wasn't something I'd usually get.\n\nI still need to try \"Racha\" which is another Thai restaurant on Telegraph near UC Berkeley so that I can compare the two.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Qe6Wq9Q4GsC8AhV9-KEsKQ", "text": "Tucked away on Channing Way, Berkeley Thai House gets it done right for the price of fast food. Today I had Pad See-Ew, the Thai version of Chinese Chow Fun. Pan fried, not greasy, it was great. Broccoli not over done and the braised pork was good enough. My office mate has the Thai House Soup that looked fantastic with spicy & sour broth, prawns, scallops, squid, green mussels, carrots, onions, hot chili, cilantro, lemon grass, and lime leaves. There was enough for two servings. The soup will be on dance card next time!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2010-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "_NRGvVx3rFLEQXCyqOTEcg", "text": "Some friends of mine really like this place, so I've been here often. I don't mind that, the food is adequate. But there's so many Thai places in Berkeley, it's difficult to understand how a place with awkward service like this can be so popular.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2007-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 9, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "CuQm8_J7e8lbrMonJjhUuw", "text": "I have to agree with Cris L., service here is quite awkward. The last time I was here they forgot my drink and they tried to politely kick us out. But you can never be polite when you ask a well paying customer to leave. The place is always packed and all the servers are too quick to take away your plates. We were a big group and yes, we wanted to take more than 1/2 an hour to eat our food, but we're paying too! Just like the next guy. Food is adequate, but I can find better Thai elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8hh50iYCCPaMYZcRREG46A", "date": "2008-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tR7wIIvJsLqI8keoLf8tpg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 7, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "6IhEQh8_GI2u1xmIr-Dhyg", "text": "About a decade ago, my Thai boyfriend (now husband) took me here on a date. At the time I had little opinion about Thai food, but he obviously did...and this was one of his favorite Thai restaurants. All I remember from that night was that he had requested every dish to be ridiculously SPICY, yet it was all quite delicious.\n\nWe revisited Thai House recently, and we naturally had high expectations for the food. We ordered noodle soups (duck and seafood) and salad (yum neau) that tasted pitifully Americanized. Based on this one disappointing meal, we figured something must have happened over the past years. Moreover, the prices had increased; they are no longer so student-friendly.\n\nThe place looked more worn out, too. The service was slow. Maybe we went on the wrong day. Maybe not. \n\nSUM: We've definitely experienced better, and I'm sure there are newer and more authentic Thai restaurants in the city of Berkeley yet to be discovered.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6qlkQhQFpuX7WXboTv9-dA", "date": "2009-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "06C-ijcqjKMKcTRJiWiE_Q", "text": "Way too soggy.  I don't have anything else to say.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_0Xmhy6kPR2cCXkA_VKoSA", "text": "DUDE how did I live on the south side of Berkeley for TWO years and not eat here?! I finally caved in to the bacchanalian urges that college students are predisposed to: drinking and then late night eating - and ended up here when I saw that the line at Top Dog was too freakin' long. Forget Top Dog! For six dollars, IB Hoagies gives you enough sandwich for TWO meals, loaded with cheese, vegetables, and... EGGPLANT PARMESAN, which is honestly my favorite sandwich in all of Berkeley now. I asked the man behind the counter, \"Is it good?\" and he said, \"With everything, it's amazing.\" I believed him. Bought it. Ate it. And believed him with a further intensity - it's seriously an amazing sandwich. I will probably need to eat one once a week.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Wc4KQbyJOWv4U5ZmsekyEA", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1G5lVGHeY-LkI4uN8QWC4g", "text": "I really liked this place! I tried it for the first time today and was blown away! I asked if they had any garlic chile cheese fries and the lady told me no, then the guy behind the counter said \"you can have them any way you want\"! That was awesome!! The food was great, the service by the cooks was great! I give this place four stars because five stars is perfect and I don't believe in perfection but this is pretty close!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Sv4UpursPjDCnRv7FjMFDQ", "date": "2011-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1k9Nj_YGnjJLZWtPEmkgKQ", "text": "While a student at Cal, I.B.'s cheeseburgers kept me alive. Hard exam? Cheeseburger. Rough day at work? Cheeseburger. Feeling down? Cheeseburger.  Add a side of fries and I was in heaven.  I used to send prospective students and their parents over to I.B.s for lunch after the 10am tour (I was a campus tour guide) and got nothing but positive reviews from them, too.  \n\nThank you, I.B.s, for being the only place around campus that had cheeseburgers as good as In n Out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "md78cZqDDQgYC4MLguBm8A", "date": "2010-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1sbzD0rJiwG37LvqZ-x18Q", "text": "Mmm. Chili cheese fries and cheesesteaks.\n\nYes, you know it can't be good for you. And with the portions they give, get ready for a week at the gym. But I.B.'s is my guilty pleasure and I'm proud of it. Their prices are cheap considering how much their food fills you up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FTBUYeJB8jIIeNASyYq3dA", "date": "2009-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1ZzoO0rwrArTnN-fGc1YkA", "text": "This is anti-south beach diet and when I cheat I head here. My god, it's heaven and then some. If ever you are in the area, you must stop and have a cheese steak and some fries with a big sugar laden drink. Yum. Luckily the UC Berkeley gym is a block and a half down.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2PVl5TFe-O3p1nG5SoWA0w", "text": "I've loved the two things I've tried here - their cheesesteak and their chili cheese fries.  I know, they're probably on the top ten list for the unhealthiest things I could possibly eat, but they're soo good.  :-)  You definitely get a lot for the price you pay, so come hungry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nQYU6HNWGm1sz0rCjvxRxQ", "date": "2008-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2zJInclApihXkRbEwjuB2g", "text": "Had a great experience here. Great sandwiches, and such yummy nachos! The cheese had a tinge of spice and then there was steak on top. The owner was SO nice. Since it was our first time he helped us decide by giving us a smaller portion of nachos (which were huge anyway). The fries too are fried in a good quality oil, so it feels like they are barely fried in the first place. Great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dPGWdJ_I1duQnw8c-uzxhg", "date": "2012-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3aRUsgFoeWlQDwBdhIonHA", "text": "IB Hoagies is the best sandwich you can get in the Bay Area.  Forget the deli garbage and get yourself a grilled pepperoni or a mushroom steak.\n\nI can power down IB Hoagies for days and never get sick of it.  This is the real deal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1mdwR2US8Z_CBWYuFMWWNg", "date": "2007-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3PsyxaBKhGUoXRj5UAB_Sg", "text": "A heart attack waiting to happen, but definitely more than worth it in the end.  :)  The cheesestakes are incredible and the chili cheese fries?  Ohhhhh, SO GOOD.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mpqVU-Rkpp3DAIxn8Hv4pA", "date": "2006-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3RK9ImTmhNU3wJTcLj8I1g", "text": "delicious chili cheese fries and curly fries without having to drive anywhere. \n\n+cheap\n+fast\n+YUMMMMMMMM\n+HOT\n+outdoor seating", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3sXARjscA8AlMKVpCOm0NA", "text": "Whenever i come to Berkeley, I usually make a stop here for cheese fries. No other places can beat this.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FfGume32_HVx97uAHWinsw", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3TMcKSI9_9FJ1V8716L5xQ", "text": "This is the best cheeseburger I've ever had anywhere in my life. No exagerration. I live about 25 minutes away from this place, but would make the trip anyday to get my hands on that burger. The fries, tater tots, or just about anything in the place is to die for! Not good for big crowds as there is about two tables inside, and a few more outside. I highly recommend this spot to anyone in the East Bay area!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KpGlouCv6vvnqWARyCEzWA", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3XhJJGJhRbELLzCbiq7IIA", "text": "Great sandwiches! Great Service! Ordered 35 sandwiches for a group event and Sam was super helpful.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5ieTpwT821cUitaL6CB3mQ", "date": "2011-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3zoWfXWKQUFygR3ebZDfNA", "text": "To do it right: $6\nTo do it big: $9\n\nOh man--these sandwiches are bricks.  I mean that in a good way, I think.  I happen to be capable of taking down a large cheesesteak in one sitting, but it physically pains me to walk back to work afterward.  Seriously.  The sandwiches aren't bad, but God are they awful for you.  Fairly low quality cheese, OK steak, veggies are variable, age of bread is variable, calories are fantastically exorbitant.  I know that lower quality ingredients are a hallmark of the cheesesteak, but they could do much better.  At least it's not cheese whiz.\n\nRandom fact: If you go during the summer, you might see the owner's pre-teen kids.  It's got to be a violation of all kinds of labor laws, but they're cool and know how to work the register (more than can be said about Pancho's next door).\n\nSummary: If you don't have time for the next two meals, stop at I.B.'s.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "49qs1rIUGXWISmAtSjwHYA", "text": "The things here are kind of expensive, but what do you expect from a location in Berkeley and so close to campus? The Philly Cheesesteak sandwich is BOMB that I probably don't ever need to go PA to try the real thing. They make it fresh so it takes a while, but it's worth the wait. I hear their curly fries are good too, but that will be for my next trip to Berkeley. Also, there's not much seating; it's always a bunch of guys taking up the two tables.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4a53z17edq-35MIGjGty4A", "text": "Cheesesteak baby!  \n\nIB Hoagies makes a mean cheesesteak.. Yeah, it's greasy but what cheesesteak isn't?!  This place is a starving student's dream come true!  They are cheap and their sandwiches are huge making it ideal to come to for breakfast, lunch and dinner!  Yum.  And can I just say, the chili cheese fries are so good!!  Chili, cheese, deep fried tators.. How can you not love that combo?  I'm going to be honest because I've never had a hoagie here.  I'm a cheesesteak kind of gal anyways..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xMKpXNaicvI-BgSA69yp9A", "date": "2008-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4NhLkZyGKfJSV2uRJ8Sm2w", "text": "I love hot sandwiches from here. Even if they're soggy in sauce and meaty juices, I don't mind. I can take it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gA4MiXjhX9iZmqkIgMxWjw", "date": "2007-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4nnVLgszR8JgOYbQ7NQSIQ", "text": "Decent sandwiches and burgers. I come here often for the curly fries.\n\n I once waited for about 45 minutes for my order only to discover that the cashier forgot to relay it over. But they did apologize and gave me a free drink and cheesesteak, so I guess it all works out. My only major gripe is that they use CHEESE WHIZ on their chili cheese fries. yuck...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ce1pzEZtUKA_ug_NoMv51Q", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4x_aG_U6QiDdEtDXuHbMjA", "text": "Probably some of the unhealthiest food I've ever eaten.  And I love it!\n\nFirst introduced to them by way of their Chilli Cheese Fries, and eventually I tried their sandwiches as well, which is good too!\n\nIt's probably better for my health that I'm nowhere near them now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-AMObvxH8MsWCiUAJu2iuw", "date": "2006-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5QzPK5x-IpQe_5PbcyK_4Q", "text": "Was here with my pop before the Cal game. It's been our pregame tradition for years.\n\nThis place has always had a great steak, but this time the quality and presentation was the best ever.\n\nWe met IB himself, a true gentleman who genuinely cares about producing a great cheesesteak. Under his watch, the food is better than ever.\n\nGreat steak, great pastrami, great fries. Can't miss with this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uloN7UK8uMuzkBAvOwZLSQ", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5r1rWu3TsIzkIIUIgxZX8w", "text": "Wanting something different than the usual Asian ghetto fare for my pre Cal b-ball game meal, we stopped by IB's.  I ordered the mushroom steak sandwich with an order of garlic fries to share.  Steak sandwich was decent.  Everything was toasty and warm, but the sandwich didn't have much flavor and I felt like there wasn't as much meat on it as it used to or compared to other cheesesteaks I've eaten.  Garlic fries were good though, and there were plenty of them.  I also love the fact that they've got tater tots here!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vH8aclcD2T8X-dvMG11Ipw", "date": "2012-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5RdxMqmk3QRhiJuWfnO4Ow", "text": "One of the best hoagies in the East Bay. The quality is superb, price is affordable ~$5, and quick to cook. If you're limited on time and want a hot sub, then IB is want you want to get. Grill onions are awesome!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kJS3R2N1pzf59APqO5mxXA", "date": "2007-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6a-em_nn7IY-yQV_znkUyg", "text": "You can use it to hold paint, you can use it to hold water, you can carry water balloons in it. You can use it to carry every form of french fries in this universe? What is this magical container?\n\nWHAT THE BUCKET!!!\n\nYes the BUCKET. The bucket is only one of the things that makes you want to go here. \n\nOne of the best values in Berkeley is Quality fries (curly, regular, criss-cut, and garlic) in the bucket that is deeper than it looks (though I did like the old caldining-esque buckets they used to use better). You can get full just off the fries alone.\n\nBUT Nooooooooo....\n\nTheir sandwiches are HUMUNGALOUSHIOUS (rhetoric majors don't need to spell things right as long as they can back their etymology up... so suck it English majors, Though I do love you guys). The Burgers remind me of the traditional burger joint that doesn't fall under the cookie cutter template that most chains use. \n\nOrder the Works with jalape\u00f1os and be amazed....\n\nIf you aren't down with IB's then I've got two words for ya....\n\nEAT IT!!!\n\n\nI can go on a further rant but I'll stop right here\n\nLive Strong!!! \n\nJohn", "stars": 4, "user_id": "utaJvh52C_-WjflPpCUFLg", "date": "2010-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6hngtGPuLtBwSoMVZLYlCg", "text": "Criss-Cut Fries were super crispy and good. The large Cheesesteak was huge and pretty tasty. They offered a selection of peppers (sweet pickled bell peppers -- spicy jalapenos) that went well with the sandwich.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D-pHTiAddO2LGmg1HFTXUQ", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7BnqtE0hM5aGJhg0VQAXgA", "text": "My favorite 3 things here are Cheese Fries, Garlic Fries and the Curly Fries... They give you really good portion too! I just wish they had their own parking lot on their own corner or something.. I hate to have to pay for parking and then come here to order, but its still worth it. Fries are one of the best", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BMemw48ent0pHRLiHZnEVA", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7q_IRrxOTAOAdFGyuJdD7A", "text": "Doublecheese burger is the top.\nThey make a lot of different stuff here, not just cheesesteaks. I like them all. My favorite cheesesteak is a tie between the peppersteak and the bacon-steak. Nice girl at the counter. Remembers me everytime.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OF--HxRggJMBH6Ek0WowoA", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7YkonK4psMRjTeVR9fiKvg", "text": "OMG!\n\nThis place is FABULOUS! \n\n-Bucket Cheese Fries are to died for! I always sprinkle it with black pepper!\n\n-the HOAGIES! SO SO so GOOD!\n\n-Prices are reasonable!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t9Fycbdb44Tp6BfnuQTYEQ", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "83olWnrj1wtoRHSDLok0_g", "text": "I like'em cheesesteaks! I.B.'s has cheap and good hoagies. I like to get a large and share with someone.\n\nTheir fries are so awesome.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LFdOAP83uARN2LJVU032CA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8r_1KQ5Xl-Vskcudx194bQ", "text": "I originally started going to I.B.'s for - what else? - their hoagies. They have a fantastic variety of toasted sandwiches and it didn't take long to become a frequent lunch destination just based on those.\n\nBut then I tried their chili cheese burger. And then their chili cheese curly fries.\n\nAbsolutely amazing.\n\nTheir hoagies are great, but I seriously have not deviated from my tried and true chili cheeseburger/chili cheese curly fries combo in months at this point. \n\nSo good, I've been known to go as many as three times in a week.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UFJXNe7TykBo6tALKNNSPQ", "date": "2012-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8y0YbNojjDr1LL8qPeJTGQ", "text": "BEST CHEESESTEAKS. Period. Other sandwiches are filling, but overall, not even close to being as satisfying as an IB cheesesteak. I like their pastrami, but overall their meats are of pretty good quality. Also, you can tell they make your order fresh because the condiments have not sunk in yet, and hot sandwiches are indeed served hot. Sweet potatoes fries are too dry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "__QmB2EFeL0aC55zNH7ETA", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9eB9IngG6DavQkoPrfVO2A", "text": "MMMMMmmmmm  comfort food?  Used to go here all the time when living in Berkeley... sure I think it did give me some lingering odd feelings once in a while, but I don't care.\n\nMushroom steak?  Pepper steak?  mmm  I even have a friend who has an ongoing order for 2 of these to bring back to him whenever I happen to stop by.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-gokwePdbXjfS0iF7NsUGA", "date": "2007-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9OAm4UsOzAPp_eSBzK95AQ", "text": "Best cheese fries EVER!! The cheese stays hot and plenty throughout the bucket of fries.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uoMghsbmE-o4HMJWELZiwg", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a45tG5HLRhqCH1SFJTAw2A", "text": "Despite all of the culinary diversity in the Berkeley, IB's will always be my favorite place to grub it up.  I'm still not quite sure how I live to tell these tales after all of the bacon cheesesteaks (known as the \"baconsteak\"--man's greatest invention, and one of my all-time favorite word combinations) I consumed during my sophomore year, but I do.  The people there are really cool, the cheesesteaks are greasy and huge and DELICIOUS, the chili cheese fries cannot be beat, and they even served tater tots (at one time, no longer).\n\nAlso, if you ever want to prove your toughness to anyone, challenge them to eat a large of any of the cheesesteaks.  At one point, a large was two regular-sized cheesesteaks, but I think they've gone back to just one gigantic bun.  Oh, and a bucket of fries.  If you can survive one of those bad boys, you're pretty intense.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xiHSzdTqe8-0oN_5DOVddQ", "date": "2009-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ADlutAN_EC2MzoSm6NBAVQ", "text": "Yumm!\n\nBoyfriend and I were driving around the area trying to find something to eat, and yelped this place, and decided to give it a try.\n\nHe ordered- Cheesesteak w. peppers, mushrooms, and onions\nI ordered-Cheesesteak w. onions and mushrooms\nShared-Chili cheese fries\n\nI like how they add lettuce, tomatoe, mayo, mustard, hot sauce to the sandwiches, sounded weird at first, but was pretty tasty....the bread did not get soggy or anything, and the inside was juicy and cheesy.\n\nChili cheese fries are ultimate muchy food lol served in a bucket, with nacho cheese and tons of meaty chili, def good.\n\nI will most likely come back again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lpUakWhbNhYNvc_rGkLsIw", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aIO5qTooHXKn52RweAsnzw", "text": "Love it here!  Dropped by for the first time in YEARSSSSSSS and everything is exactly how I remember from college.  The cheese steaks are ridiculously big - a small can be shared, but to be on the safe side, get a large and share that!  Even the small order of fries is more than enough for 2.  And the prices are ridiculously cheap.  I remember in college, this was fine dining and spending $8 on a meal was out of my budget - it's so weird going back to old college favorite eateries and realizing how reasonably priced everything is in comparison to when you were a student.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hRMpQlJQDObCpNSJ1qd_fA", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "alb56JF7BHzC1im0gIQvmQ", "text": "Was craving some protein to chew on while last-minute drafting my essay so swung down to I.B.'s and bought a mushroom steak ($5.43 with tax), which my friends highly recommended. First impression after tearing paper wrapping: stuffed to satisfaction. My sandwich was bursting with mushrooms and sauteed meat, drizzled with some sort of white cheesy sauce. I asked for no pickles and no mayo. It was sufficiently savory (not too salty- a complete turn-off in burgers) and the roll was soft and chewy. Less greasy than your Top Dog fix but not healthy all the same. A delicious bite I'd return for though on another sucky work-loaded day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4xCliYvd6ymeUqgy_8MYsA", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aQ9hN85J7pzMQwpKapnZvw", "text": "I.B.'s Hoagies is an indulgent alternative to Smart Alec's just down the street. No wonder I frequented IBH my first two years of college, and Smart Alec's more often as I got older.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: one star.\n\nThe cheesesteak sandwiches really were not all that impressive. The meat was often overcooked and dry, which was occasionally hidden by the melted cheese. I used to get the mushroom steak, but the mushrooms seemed to taste more like the steak than mushrooms. Plus, it really does not have the taste of a cheesesteak, mostly because of the large amounts of extras. \n\nThe fries were better than the sandwiches, but not that impressive either, in my opinion. They were either overcooked or underdone and soggy, and they constantly missed the happy medium of crunchy on the outside and tender on the inside.\n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: one star.\n\nThe place does look a bit dubious in terms of sanitation, but I think that is just more the general condition of squalor that is Berkeley under the rule of the incompetent city government. I have not had any problems with eating the food, and the service is fast and friendly.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bgE5EJp_6mAWQ_H__DZ_pg", "text": "Want a real steak sandwich? Go to the Cheesesteak Shop on University.\n\nContrary to what their menu says, a hoagie is a cold sandwich, a point which I once passionately tried to argue with the staff to no avail. A hot hoagie is known as a grinder. Also, a steak sandwich does not come with lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, and pickles. That's called a cheese steak hoagie. Seems niggling, but there is a difference.\nEither way, I have to admit to buying these things every now and again. I just tell myself, \"it's a cheese steak hoagie, it's a cheese steak hoagie,\" and it all seems okay, especially since they're not bad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "90wm_01FAIqhcgV_mPON9Q", "date": "2006-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bTkEtv7W376XVRcuXIB2jw", "text": "The ingredients seem low quality, sometimes even gross, meat looks like squirl intestines covered in a cheese-product", "stars": 1, "user_id": "W882OBiCsDCfbNGoXwq_1g", "date": "2008-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C6CgHh5bXLBr0wgGzRPerg", "text": "Basically, all I get is chili cheese fries, extra cheese, with a serious scoop of sweet jalapenos. Great, thick flavor. Awesome!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MGmUOlOPhGQiGSJZeY1auw", "date": "2010-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CP4DfgUJau7z2kd4YQhJsw", "text": "Cheap and amazingly good. Huge sandwiches--my favorite is the one with bbq sauce.  The chili cheese fries are awesome, but the regular fries with some ranch dipping sauce are great too! When I went to school in Berkeley, my parents ALWAYS requested a trip here. In fact, I think that might be one of the main reasons why they visited me. ;)  The place is pretty small with limited seating. Come hungry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Kmag_0EouAN00m84RWgPA", "date": "2010-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cy9g544NHSk5vginwNIOjQ", "text": "Strolling down Telegraph, bent the corner and ran into this small spot.  Got the Garlic steak and garlic fries.  Garlic fries were on HIT, the garlic steak was damn good but didn't taste the garlic......my feelings are not hurt.  Best cheese steak I've had in a minute!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ilswheKQ-aFwfHP2Jcxuxw", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CZEXOgQuKVaWvSNptubOvA", "text": "The mushroom cheesesteak I got from I.B.'s was SO amazingly tasty! I was visiting from L.A. and it's very hard to find a good Philly cheesesteak in Cali, but I.B.'s is one of the two best I've ever had! The meat was easy to chew and had so much flavor. I can't wait to get back to Berkeley so I can experience I.B.'s again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0K2rCK7B1XiizVf3a2e84g", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DzapG5ZdlHvzs4i4ZolQnQ", "text": "So I'm not from hog island or anything like that, but shouldn't a place that is called IB Hoagies serve hoagies? Hahaha... This place mainly sells cheese steaks and other variants (bbq steaks, pepper steaks, etc.) and burgers as well which I am sure are just as good as everyone says they are (or aren't).  \n\nI walked into this place after reading mainly positive reviews on yelp and they didn't really have what I wanted.  However, the staff was very friendly, helpful and accommodating, I ended up customizing what they had on their menu into a hoagie but not much of one at that (Italian combo sandwich plus ham). The sandwich size all though enough to fill me up not big like one would deduce from their logo (I know the sandwich is huge in the pic but still) and actually small in comparison to your standard hoagie They didn't have potato chips either just fries, you know to throw the chips into the sandwich and here them crunch (Philly style! no I'm not from Philly).  I had to walk to Walgreen's and buy them to my heart's content.  \n\nOverall, the ingredients were fresh, the staff was nice, and the service was quick--but the menu was lacking I thought this was pretty strange so I gave this a Meh, I've experienced better (I'm sure hoagie fans would definitely agree).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gWgnkkVcQWcPBBFbRE4DPA", "date": "2009-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E4xb5PtkI_-xdzd2BgjfAw", "text": "If you've never had one then go get one. If you've had one before then go get another one. Invest in a cheesesteak with no tomatoes or hot sauce, a large onion ring and cherry coke!! Love the sidewalk seating and friendly staff!! What are you doing still reading this? Stop wasting time and get over there, quick!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PDKq_7CVmJfRnxo8bNo8WQ", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eFk45ZSXgj7K-FDnx4y0bQ", "text": "A good place to eat incredibly unhealthy (yet tasty) fast food. The grease-factor is probably the reason this place never seems to attract a crowd as big as the fast food places next door, which is a shame. Oddly enough, I like their burgers better than their cheesesteaks -- both the garlic cheesesteak and the regular cheesesteak I tried tasted pretty bland. For $3 you get a big bucket of curly cheese fries, which I highly recommend.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2006-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EiJjBIXAgd5ipWhEBaxoAw", "text": "If you're trying to lose weight, or are concerned about your health, don't come here. Seriously, there ought to be a Surgeon General's warning outside the place.\n\nThat being said, it's probably the best fast food you can get around the Berkeley campus. Any cheese steak from here is perfect, and with cheesy criss-cut fries? It'll derail any diet. \n\nThe staff is incredibly friendly, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oa1z0K2n-ZHUg1Stl0gZlw", "date": "2011-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EPV4742cBQ45mE-vuMdG2A", "text": "I didn't actually come here, we just ordered take out from here, but this is what I had: \n1) Mushroom steak sandwich: Love the sandwich! Meat was tender and juicy! Very well seasoned! The cheese and mushrooms were delicious! The bread was wonderful!\n2) Curly fries/regular fries: You can't go wrong with fries! YUMMY!\n\nThe food was great and I'm not even that crazy about sandwiches! Half a sandwich is about a regular footlong at subway so this place has MASSIVE proportions! I can't wait to come again! YUMMY!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eye1IvvuKqXY3AKQvuNyNg", "text": "Need a dose of deep fried junk food? Then get the Chili Cheese or just the Cheese Fries.  The wait is at least 3 minutes because they cook everything fresh! You won't get caught with old and soggy fries like you do at McDonald's.  The seasoned curly fries are good too.  \n\nSeating here is limited, so expect to take your food on the go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f0RhdEATeksSRsXe5tl7xQ", "text": "I have to admit I frequent this place.  I still don't know why I keep coming back, I think it is related to the buy 10 get one free card.  The cheesesteaks aren't terrible, but they definitely aren't worthy of any praise.  I'll give them some credit, their curly fries are very good, but side dishes shouldn't be the only good thing you offer.  I doubt I will return to this place once my buy 10 get one free card is finished (see Seinfeld's \"The Strike\" episode to further understand my reason to finish that card).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PeUUUkamLC0JEx-USQVWtQ", "date": "2007-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FDMCddW40gI5gWtxURAnAQ", "text": "Get a cheesesteak plain and some curly fries and you are in for a nice meal. Not much seating for groups bu there are lots of tables close by in the Asian Ghetto area. Cheesesteaks rock so go grab one from I.B.'s.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4OHazjOycpyPJwPVxrCdNw", "date": "2010-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FFq4xElVpL1e08OhW6xoPQ", "text": "I actually forget how their cheesesteaks tasted, but what I do remember was hot delicious their curly fries were. Hot and delicious.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K1lkv1Zpnzsl3n08Zv04kg", "date": "2006-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fLOrVfNuuXMQY5hmFBObhg", "text": "I was just recently informed the IB's card still exists! I'll be heading back to pick up a new one.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZObHXI05ILUFpDo_m7DjzQ", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FMyNWoU7tuFFaVCCBaY75Q", "text": "Good every once in a while. Meaning, if you are in the area, and the line at top dog is too long, then why not? Seems that over the years, the amount of meat in the sandwiches has dwindled, which could be either a sign that management is being cheap, or they really don't care how many people complain, because they'll always have business. \n\nAnyhow, it's good for what it is. A place that makes decent hot sandwiches. Having chili cheese tater tots is a definite plus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bp8AKHHpw8jNqBMAXwTd6Q", "date": "2011-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FT_IcLLyJbv7F4QaTijxrg", "text": "This place is a good stop for a quick bite. But the plague of all quick bite places is the mediocrity of its fare, and this place fell victim to it.\n\nThe mushroom hoagie was appetizing on the menu, but after a couple of bites, I couldn't remember much of what comprised its ingredients list.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "A-AWLm1o13JCA0Qhnljutg", "date": "2008-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FwqEL2hZhvE7Y82_5fDPoQ", "text": "It's more of just a steak sandwich than a full-on philly cheesesteak sandwich, but it's decent and the fries are really good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iW9TG6bw0OFCKemWkAwKWg", "date": "2009-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fwSPMuNjJxXBo3AhzdWm8g", "text": "Hands down the best Philly Cheesesteak in the city of Berkley. I'm from L.A. and never ate a Philly Cheesesteak as good as the one at Hoagies.\n\nI went in here and for less then $6 got myself almost a foot long cheesesteak that definitely filled me up. \n\nThe next day I went in and ordered myself a large sandwich this time and boy was I surprised. The thing had to be at least 1.5 feet long of deliciousness cheese and steak aaahhhhhh...\n\n\nThank you Hoagies", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fIatAlSuja_pe5GccfjRsA", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g6s7ChNxjhY43gVWUSdOQw", "text": "Their wings are a hit or miss... sometimes it's pretty good and sometimes it's too dry...\n\nGarlic fries are fairly good..\n\n\nHaven't had their hoagies in a while actually haha", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uJUCfyL5qy7kPslOCc0oZQ", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gHZvacYUtcIfqDge8Wc7-A", "text": "Be prepared to undergo a cardiac cath after eating the chili cheese fries... but freaken awesome. Good sandwiches too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LgdmczjO47SjwwTrAjqJcw", "date": "2006-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GjeiS7iKFk5ThtI9tLvzsA", "text": "Awesome hoagies, reasonably priced. Good crispy fries too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2oNruBNvqsuF3N5p3Xue0w", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gMhcu-aQoiW1BRJTrGoCWQ", "text": "I've been here a few times and I gotta say that this place is pretty damn good. I've tried their chili cheese fries, curly fries, and philly cheesesteak so far and they've all been pretty good. You definitely get your moneys worth. Their large sandwiches are freaking huge. Two thumbs up but only 4 stars from this yelper.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gigK_c6lbAAKSuEmrsqyCw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h4kqeLlYv3kgSRAvO9o4og", "text": "Where cops meet ;-), great burgers, especially the mushrooms burger, I love it", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NJ5bEwaKvJ96oLsQPhrvqA", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h4LXNVZfn4W1sPwuhGGDbg", "text": "OH MY GOD!!! \n\nBaconsteak you rock my world. \n\nChili cheese curly fries...you too... :-)\n\nI wish you were open late nights!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y7VYj1QeUHtoqYqEn4-q8A", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HE3GsJCHS6GzIkfACMhIHQ", "text": "I was taken here by a few friends and I didn't think I'd be impressed.  \n\nBoy was I wrong!\n\nNot only are their prices cheap, their portions are huge!  I ordered the large BBQ cheese-steak and could barely finish it, especially with all the fillings (lettuce, tomato, pickles, cheese, etc.).  A friend ordered the garlic fries and I was shocked to see that he came out with a full Styrofoam box.\n\nMy only complaint is that it was cash only. \n\nI can't wait to try this place again.  My mouth's watering just thinking about it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XVYTsIpBiFDWQaM_NhNaaQ", "date": "2010-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HeJI85YevVLY0uJADYHKxg", "text": "Every place Ive tried in Berkley has been bomb and the streak continues with IB Hoagies. $6 for a cheesesteak is definitely bang for your buck.\nGood cheese to steak to bread ratio and you add your own jalapenos and pepperoncinis so always gets kudos in my book. Looking forward to try out their other sandwiches in the future!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s7rY9H6Ir6H3T88nnahvJw", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hI3wAEWV5gI0CNdiq6So1w", "text": "I live in San Jose now, and boy do I miss my Hoagie couples with some garlic fries from Smart Alex next door. \n\nEvery sandwich here is good. And get it with everything, including the garlic and the mushrooms. You have to eat it with hot sauce. Don't ask me why - that is just the Berkeley tradition.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_UMTGara5YnzRIey3Mva0Q", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hkSIMl9cLTMPnBmhjwbD-w", "text": "Their cheesesteaks are off the hook.  And make sure your cholesterol and heart condition are leveled.  Their chili fries are a must to supplement with your sandwich.  There isn't much room for seating so you may have to stand around the \"stand-like\" store or bring it to the Cal campus and sit on the steps.  Service is fast and it gets busy during school lunch hours.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NF7_K38Hc6G4R3hvEhT0dw", "date": "2007-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HW1rK5Sx6Vpt9K7HRUTOoA", "text": "Nice little store\n\nPretty greasy. Chili cheese fries are the shit....\nevery time i eat here i feel like i have to hit the gym for 3 hours though", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IEH8NZrdQZmmKueYLkAbMw", "text": "Yum.  Greasy, cheesy, meaty goodness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yVGdEh-uG48ycC6_jt-mFw", "date": "2008-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ieTxQXPV8JetTSN7Cjin5w", "text": "Everything tasted like warm salt.  The food served as mere texture.  I liked the bread and my dog really appreciated the curly fries I shared.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jHjDtFD_Rjxr95UZAG1yvw", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IZr7C5gsgEFrsQXQL9gqmA", "text": "A girl can't have enough curly fries. By far the best curly fries I had in the bay area! Their mushroom steak sandwich is good too, but be ready to work out for the next few months!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7_ZDTjIUmNqI7xvEeysOmw", "date": "2008-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j6pOWZ05VKOpUqdxoKQuCg", "text": "The hoagies are decent. The meat is flavorful and they are generous with their portions. But what you really need to have there is the fries. Garlic or chili cheese they are amazing!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qu-r6QIV46StPjPYKt51Og", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JB8lxHbUHwY_YP5vVi8MPw", "text": "Mmmm...my mouth is watering as I think about a cheesesteak from IB's.  The cheesesteaks are tasty!  The meat is generally more dry than the average cheesesteak, but this also means that it's less greasy than other cheesesteaks. (which is good and bad, depending on what you are looking for)\n\nIB's also offers up all kinds of sides like fries, curly fries, chili cheese fries, and onion rings.  The fries tend to be really hit or miss.  Sometimes they are a bit undercooked - especially when they are very busy.\n\nI recommend that you eat there to get the best quality.  Carrying it around only makes the bread get soggy.  Table spaces are very limited, but walk next door to the Durant food court to find more seats.  Or, take the quick walk to campus and sit on the steps of Sproul to enjoy you meal!\n\nCheesesteaks are awesome.  Fries are just ok.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "er8VerEY7YoTpPqoX4VVvg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JbXN6injcRJl0wi3e3VrJg", "text": "$5.99 for regular, $8.99 for large cheesesteaks. I bought the Uloop daily deal back in late January 2011 for $5 with $10 in value. I didn't feel like spending extra out-of-pocket cash at Bears Ramen House nor Thai Basil (which is now cash only) so I decided to finally use the $10 certificate. The Hispanic/Latino (what's the difference? inform me) employees were conversing about the print out as if it was illegitimate or something foreign. One guy/chef pointed at the date of 1/25/2011, which is when I bought the deal. For the longest time I thought they were going to say it was not going to be honored and I was so ready fire back at them for speaking Spanish in front of me. DO NOT attack or offend me please. But good thing there was no tension after it was accepted. \n\nThe menu board is refreshed. I love garlic as you may know so I had to get the garlic steak sandwich (w/o mayo and mustard). I wanted two things so I opted for the regular size. This time I also ordered an avocado burger w/the \"works\"...BIG mistake (will elaborate below).\n\nThe wait was 5-10 minutes, which is actually a lot longer than you might think for 2 sandwiches. I'm sure there are advantages and disadvantages to the wait but it's more of a good thing. I felt the bag and the sandwich and burger were really warm, swell!\n\nI ate the garlic cheesesteak first. Absolutely awesome. 4.5 stars, I highly recommend. Make sure to not get mayo and mustard. Every bite left me craving for more. The garlic isn't overdone like generic garlic fries from a concession stand. The bread/bun is also crunchy to a perfect point. I finished the sandwich in a jiffy since I was so hungry and hadn't eaten anything all day (this late lunch was around 3:45pm). \n\nNow the avocado \"works\" burger was a big mistake. I would give it 3 stars at most. The avocado and patty were done right but everything else is just horrible. Avoid! Mustard, mayonnaise, and ketchup on the top bun is just about the worst concoction I've ever tasted lately. The bottom bun is some other sauce but I was fine with that. I only took a few bites/ate 20% of the burger before I had to wrap it up and go. Needless to say, I was smarter previously to get two signature cheesesteaks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JLAO21Z2sSuE6xszxdgGCA", "text": "I.B. Hoagies was one of my favorite joints at Cal.  I still go to Berkeley just for the curly cheese fries, cheese fries, anything they have cheese on lol!\n\nIt's a college town fast food joint filled with yummy deliciousness!  The cheese is the creamy kind (not the real melted cheese).  It's ooey goey cheese sauce that just makes everything taste so good!\n\nI prefer coming here over the Cheese Steak House when I crave for more veggies.  I love the sliced lettuce, mayo, tomatoes, pickles, the works!  I usually order the chicken philly and it's always juicy.  It lets me feel a little less guilty for gorging on an order of curly cheese fries on my own LOL.\n\nI heart I.B. Hoagies :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ww0UBHkI-XJ9_1oIdv6Uyw", "date": "2009-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jtk43RWhK7CDxCcFlEkhUw", "text": "Oh god, the portion for these fries are magnificent. Perhaps TOO magnificent considering the deep fried craziness that IB Hoagies fries are.\n\nThe sandwiches are nicely sized, also a plus if you have cal 1 debit card and need to use up some money on there. \n\nIf you're feeling like a beast, try the curly chili cheese fries. I mean, you really have to be a beast to finish these though without hurling it's just SO MUCH. If you're splitting with a big group and you're all hungry (and not calorie-counting junkies) then this is a definite go to!\n\nGarlic fries are a nice relief from Smart Alec's down the street (which just dumps a wad of garlic down without necessarily seasoning) because IB's seasons it and all. MMm nom nom.\n\nI do suggest you grab this to go because there are mainly standing tables in front. Take it to go and eat somewhere nice on campus. Be classy with a fancy book perhaps with your gigantic IB Italian sandwich and fries. \n\nI approve.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HHd2OoENubRYzD6ChZaIQQ", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jtL8R1oT-zHx9cuKsczFAA", "text": "I have an important recent discovery to announce! \n\nBy default these sandwiches are four stars. \n\nWITHOUT MAYO AND MUSTARD is FIVE STARS! \n\nThe sandwich is 2x tastier without mayonnaise and mustard. Plus I can finally taste the goodness of the cheese for once in my life. I recommend chicken cheesesteak; I usually get garlic but I'm going to try spinach soon; i bet it's awesome.\n\nMayo/mustard are for food n00bs!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wPCC8JoHIJtlkCaXzBt2PQ", "date": "2011-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k48zq_9HL7ZCTqK414EBIQ", "text": "I love mom and pop shops like these. Anyway, I came here today and got the mushroom steak, and it was GOOD. I love mushrooms on my burger, so I assumed mushroom would be good on steak and it was. The regular size is pretty decent, and it filled me up. I'd come back if I'm around Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IvDmbTPZkKGepGLj5W8asg", "date": "2008-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KQ6IV6y3wGAXJ6bo-WJ0Sw", "text": "Freakin YUM. had a pepper steak with everything. I am kind of a purist so I may have to lose the veggies next time. This was the bestest cheesysteak I have ever had the pleasure of eating. Try the chili fries! Outstanding.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "faO1lUGThMhHBQAmbSqBpQ", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KSVuOsZpZgVY263Y13C6TQ", "text": "Just took a trip to Berkeley today to eat their chili cheese fries! My boyfriend and I both went to school at Berkeley (though we didn't know each other then) and we both used to chow down at IB's. He had a craving for IB's today so we drove up and ate together there for the first time! We both got giant buckets of the chili cheese fries with jalapenos. MMMM. Nothing better than greasy comfort food! I love how hot the fries are, how gooey they get with the rich chili and nacho cheese sauce, and how the jalapenos add a little kick to the whole thing. When I was a student I used to eat these fries along with the hoagies (can we say delicious artery clogging goodness wrapped in buns??).\n\nThe food here is great for whiling away time between classes, a late afternoon snack/lunch, and just when you have an uber junk food craving. The sad thing, is that the prices have gone up a lot since I was a student. There also isn't very much seating, so it's always a grab and go place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D96pOQ39yzgoJWObBZ9Wzg", "date": "2007-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l9jbjeAOWVsQrOuzo4UAiw", "text": "Okay. So my roomie and I didn't feel like cooking today so he decided to go out and grab some cheese steaks. \n\nService:\nNot much service really. They take your order and you wait for you order. Can't say much about the service. \n\nFood:\nMushroom Cheesesteak - It was good. But it came with lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles??! On a cheesesteak? Well it was a first for me. I enjoyed the mushrooms and the cheese steak, but I felt that the bread was all wrong for this kind of sandwich. \nChili Cheese Fries - This was good, but I felt disgusted afterwards just because of all the oil I was in-taking.\n\nOverall:\nOnce in a while this is a good place. But if you want your arteries to be clogged and a heavy feeling afterwards, this is the place to go too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "soFo2vPCPZey3F6XP4WATA", "date": "2012-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LicOPnFJGqAvwKKtBR5Hqg", "text": "Out of all the places Iv'e tried here in Berkeley this has got to be the best thing. Sounds weird right? I ordered their Cheese steak which was hella packed with veggies and cheese/mayo. For a price of $6 and a regular, this sandwich was a foot long but was stuffed like a mother f**ker. LOL\n\nThen I had their famous garlic fries. I like them because its actually freshly fried and lightly covered with garlic oil. You can still taste the crisp in them. \n\nOverall, this place was ran by 2 women. They did an excellent job plus they are not stingy with their servings. This place was getting packed yet they still packed everybody's meals which was respectful.\n\nI like this a lot!!! I want more!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cJCYCEfDL4n5TgU9y8RTWg", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lk9VXL-Z-5XSvewxJOFaUw", "text": "People from Philly pan the place and even I've had better, but IB's has the best cheesesteaks you'll find in Berkeley, perfect when you need something hardy.  I usually get a mushroom steak with a bucket of cheese fries... they're definitely not stingy in terms of quantity.  I wash it all down with a sugary Pearl Milk Tea from Sweetheart, just a few stores away.\n\nWow, I'm surprised I haven't had a heart attack.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pfWK0FcNG4UMhxl6jfR9fQ", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lnxe3xJb-_Q-uZjLFBMYRA", "text": "I first went there after seeing a friend come back from class with a very large cheesesteak sandwich. I then decided to try one for myself, and I have to say, the sandwiches are every bit as good as they look. They're not too expensive for the amount of food you pay, and I definitely recommend this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BMfuJUjA_8p9rTb2KmLduQ", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lP1LdSE0qnojfek7CeVoAQ", "text": "I highly recommend this place...that's all I have to say about that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-LwhRFR6sSg0v-UcTswj7Q", "date": "2011-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lpgaaL6BJVDnOJTUiv88uQ", "text": "Ahh, another one of my favorite places to eat at when I'm working a gig at Cal. The hoagies here are seriously awesome, and have never let me down each time I've been here. I usually get something different whenever I come to I.B.'s, and maybe I'll get to a certain point where I've tried everything on the menu here. (Hmm, there's an idea) \n\nBut forreals though, I think their hoagies are really good. Every time I bite into one, my inner voice yells out, \"DAAAAAAMN!\", like Ice Cube and Chris Tucker in that one scene in Friday. Sometimes it can get kinda messy, but that's because they like to pack those hoagies up pretty fat. But hey, it's better than the alternative, where you have a nice and neat hoagie with nothing spilling out, right?\n\nIf there is one thing that kinda sucks about I.B.'s, it's that there's not too many tables to eat at there, and the ones that are outside are on sort of an incline on the street. But other than that, I'd recommend this spot if you're down with tasty and greasy food. I know I am.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HnnGvz1PXm80V93fFU9lhA", "date": "2010-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lTc2Fl18iCUhVDj9ITN9-A", "text": "Mmmmm.... Greasy burgers ready to give you a heart attack. \n\nCash only, unfortunately.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BhkkJQbSy_womFDYIYTgQg", "date": "2009-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lW6qm-CJGQQpCfH2pIor1w", "text": "Way to bring on a food coma!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4tSZPeEeDgVWaJH5hwwAA", "date": "2006-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lZrdo4W4nbbFDn3VXumCGA", "text": "I like the place because of the tradition of meeting there with friends and gorging before a Cal football game. As hot sandwich shops go, it's pretty good, but not something I eat very often.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mGjc49ouQMUgm4z3c2fDnQ", "text": "maybe it's 5 stars b/c it makes me feel like i'm back as a student at cal.  or maybe it's b/c its so damn good.  probably b/c it's so damn good.\n\nnonetheless, saturday football trips to berkeley require a stop here for a hoagie, or chili cheese fries, or both.  it's a 5 star solid hoagie, and i've never had anything bad from here in the 10+  years i've been going.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dTdltcr2EC5oMZ1rs795PA", "date": "2008-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ML8Ap57xY_UOa9zPXiR5eg", "text": "I am finally dedicating some precious time that I promised to put in a good word for this awesome Hoagie spot!! One afternoon with my Husband, we decided to hit up Berkeley and knew that we wanted to hit up I.B's!! We always enjoy your visit to Telegraph and once we sat down and ordered our Chicken with extra Mushroom hoagies and Sweet Potatoe fries, there was this man that was fixing the fountain soft drink machine. He over heard me enjoying my Sweet Potatoe fries and informed me that he used Rice Oil to fry them in so it's super healthier than any other frying oil. He and I started to engage in more conversation about healthier ways of cooking and organic products. Then he introduced himself as the Owner so we were stoked! Just knowing that we enjoyed his Hoagie spot so much-he handed us free passes for the next visit to BE ON THE HOUSE per the actual OWNER himself!! Can't beat that!! Sorry I.B it took such a long time to write this review but I just got married and it's been crazy! :) Now that we are settling in-we are definitely going to pay a nice visit again!!! Can't wait!! :) This IB Hoagie is better than the one off San Pablo Ave. ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MYRFKFXBMXQDA_Lh8GrPIA", "date": "2012-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MmHn9ppT4tfRlcMuY1czuA", "text": "Even better than I remember it from college.  I got the cheesesteak with everything (peppers, onions, mushrooms), it was absolutely delicious.  I noticed you can even use your Berkeley account to buy food there now; that would have been dangerous if that option were available when I was there...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nKSOA-Rzba88207xTx0DSA", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mrLaohwob5b6te28tJWtRA", "text": "Good burgers, average service average price. Overall it was a really good place. I got their double cheeseburgers with fries and had no complaints but nothing that really stood out to make it spectacular. A good place to drop by to get dinner after a long day of classes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mSxQQCcbxxoW-TFhNqPx8w", "text": "Thank you IB Hoagies for making me gain 15 lbs throughout my college years! Your cheese fries are so freaken delicious and cheesy that it makes me wanting more. The fries are cooked to perfection...\n\n Not to forget, the almight hot sandwiches.... ahhhh, you cannot go wrong with anything on the menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VgXJvISaxdtnJpwz9ri9Gg", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nD7loxq5vOVT8HyoP0ynXw", "text": "Excellent hoagies! YUM YUM! The cheesesteaks are the best, especially the mushroom cheesesteaks! On top of that, you have to eat their fries....ANY of them...regular, curly, garlic...YUM! I'm not a big chili cheese fries person, but they're pretty good!\n\nThis is definitely a great place to eat out when you're in Berkeley! It can get busy during lunch time...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Tk_FWXueutKii3f9yJFsdw", "date": "2008-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nEbN5uAM2bsoWLgg1uWCfg", "text": "One day, after a midterm, I was sad. I came here and got the mushroom steak, bucket of fries and a soda. I was happy. The end.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_mc5xw685ko4cGYBOmIQHQ", "date": "2008-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nk0xya1WDMx6ZS9KYdlJ1w", "text": "i'm just confirming what everyone else is sayin'... the chili cheese fries are freakin awesome.  they used to come in a big cup, but now they're served in a standard lunch container. freshly fried fries, nacho cheese and chili on top... i've never had fries so good.  i used to eat one as a meal by itself... now i get full after eating half.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fBdVeEAOj-dzLol6gUcIFg", "date": "2009-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nN4gVHecnFmRCOEHNCnVow", "text": "I ordered a mushroom onion cheese steak, which is the only type of cheese steak I ever get.  It was okay.  It hit the spot, but the flavor was a bit off, especially on the saltiness, and it just wasn't as good as other cheese steaks I've had.  I'll have to keep looking...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VyaokXwknYm0Mg6f_F1b5w", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NRLKGDi4LFg3RM-XAAoN-g", "text": "Awesome cheesesteak place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fFGPBtsutYpn3A155Sf75Q", "date": "2004-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nRXrxK_KGSrzDaAOhOnD3Q", "text": "My friend is a lot crazier about this place than I am (she had the eggplant parm, in case you were wondering. I had the chicken sandwich); maybe because I don't like to pay this much for a sandwich, or maybe it's because being around so many southside kids makes me feel out of place. The sandwiches are good, and they are pretty huge. The curly fries are tasty, but I'd rather go elsewhere to sober up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nUFqZLhgzV0kQVL7bAk2Yg", "text": "Ah.  Berkeley.  When I went to school here, I thought the food on telegraph and at the food court was gross.  After spending some time away, though, I have grown to love some of the spots.  IB Hoagies is definitely one of them.  I can't say this is the best cheesesteak in the bay, but it's definitely the best I've ever had.  I recommend calling your order in because there usually is a line (though not too big).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "a_LyOZavIZzvXrX04Fy4Hw", "date": "2006-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nxv816P8c3jNsBuKzqhrJA", "text": "Best sandwich I've had in a while -- maybe since Ikes. The cheesesteak was perfecto in every way -- the steak was oh so tender and yummy, and the toppings and bread were spot on. MMMMM.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2009-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oFvFIIIP9nTcp4T5qIYe3w", "text": "Hamburger review! \n\nI got their normal hamburger no pickles: comes with grilled onions, soft sesame seed bun, thousand island sauce + mustard on the bottom bun, ketchup on the top bun. Pretty delicious, though the sauces were a little overwhelming. Like the bottom bun was pretty much smothered in mustard and thousand island, making it super soft, though it wasn't soggy. Just made the patty slippery and the meal kinda messy. But what  did I expect--it's a burger!\n\nPatty was by default medium to well done. Since I prefer medium-rare, this was too dry for my taste, but the taste was pretty good. It's kinda my fault for not specifying though, so I plan on doing that next time. And probably to go light on the mustard.\n\nPer the usual, I got curly fries (same price as normal fries!). Seriously, their small comes in this sizable tub that would be the equivalent of a large in any other fast food chain joint.  I swear, their large size of fries could probably feed a family of four for a day.\n\nHamburger and fries came to $6.25. They take AmEx! \n\nFor a burger, I'd say it's better than smart alecks, but not as good as bongo burger.  IB's Hoagies (per their name sake) are in general a better purchase from here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oh5VLUDjKOYNAx19D8B0gg", "text": "OMG. This place is seriously bad for my health. The kicker is that the hoagies and chili fries here are more addictive than crack sprinkled with caffeine (wouldn't that be pretty addictive?). Seriously though, this is a must try when your down by Berk.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OKJu_-JU6cJErN9OzxCttQ", "text": "the cheesesteaks here are alright.. im not a big fan of their sandwiches.. i dont think the meat is top notch.. it can be pretty dry and dull..\n\nBUT.. they get 4 stars because i come here all the time to get their\n\nSUPERDELICIOUS CHEESE CURLY FRIESSSSSSSS!!!!\n\ntheir curly fries are freaken gooood as helll!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2008-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oQ8T99hr7nLflSUyc3K7Uw", "text": "Mainstay Place for Cheese Steak Fill\r\n\r\nI ate many cheese steaks at IB Hoagies \r\nthe grease is good from the grill \r\n\r\ndon't know exactly do \r\nbut there is some good flavor in the Steak n Cheese \r\n\r\nNice buns too", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XnfdZSQkosi5ZojOWZZr2Q", "date": "2006-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p2rcdPizhsQXWd-jHvsjhw", "text": "Used to go here a lot as a student. It's not healthy, but there hoagies are so good. I love there bucket of fries and bucket of curly fries. You get so many fries for only a few bucks!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1Ztr2uP7Rmu_ktvKKWpTqw", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "paD2MHECvSlO4wuf2ZjtqA", "text": "FINALLY. 1) I tried I.B.'s. 2) I satisfied my tater tot crave. \n\nMushroom steak - I ordered a small and it's a pretty big portion. I'm a small gal so half of this 6 incher was plenty for me. I have to say, it was pretty good. Wish the mushrooms weren't diced to tiny pieces though; if they were a little bigger in size the mushroom flavor would've been more prominent. The bread was perfectly chewy, but not as crusty as I'd like. This could be due to the fact that I ordered it as takeout and ate it about 10 minutes after leaving the joint. Anywho, it was a good cheesesteak! My brother doesn't think this place is that good, but then again that man has eaten a lottttt of cheesesteaks from all over the place so he has different standards. For someone who rarely eats cheesesteaks, it was good enough. \n\nTater tots - let me tell you...I have been craving tater tots for the longest time and just haven't had the time to go get them. Tonight was the night, and I am one happy camper. I wish they were a tadddd crispier but it was still good. A small order is huge in my eyes...definitely enough. I don't even want to know how big the large order is. \n\nIt's a little on the greasy side and luckily I workout a lot and don't have a problem with acne. I'm not super super huge on cheesesteaks but if I ever am in the mood for one, I.B.'s is the way to go. And the cheese fries were calling my name. Gawd I sound like an obese fatso.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n1R5kRzsplSg2YtE906u9A", "date": "2011-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QluYKbvHtZFKOxreYxDhag", "text": "If you want fries, head over to Smart Alec's. I like a fry with a discernibly crispy-crunchy outside and a fluffy inside, and a good indication of this on a thick fry like those at IB's is to see if the outer layer has a bit of transparency. Nope, these are opaque. Avoid, unless you are craving a bit of potato, which I am all the time and so I inevitably order these, but not happily.\n\nIf you want cheesesteaks, go to Rocky's. They are richer, more tender, better. But Ib's is good--nay, great-- for one thing: the veggie combo sandwich. Bell peppers, onions and button mushrooms tossed on the grill with some cheese, and then placed on a toasted bun with a nice amount of avocado and the regular sandwich fixins (the pickles and mustard give this sandwich extra oomp). What you get is a mouth-searing, molten, creamy mess of a good veggie sandwich. A much better (and comparable in terms of dollars and cents) alternative to the subs over at Quizno's and Subway on many days.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yG002rouE9uVYJWpPHcC9g", "date": "2009-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QxbcaG6iZLbPuO314CGO7A", "text": "Had an awesome cheesesteak sandwich today.\nCurly fries and a BUD LIGHT from the mini mart next door.\n\nSmall place, limited seating.\n\nGREAT FOOD!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "X_ZNhepjWBMDCmdMdybFQQ", "date": "2009-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RbxalAujAbX0fpHsXlLxlg", "text": "The new waffle fries they have are pretty amazing. I also tried the mushroom steak and the pepper steak. They are both great, but the pepper steak is SOOOOO GOOD. The mushroom steak is okay, maybe because i dont like mushrooms particularly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rdH-GVsDNBsLJokPD9xAOw", "text": "THEIR FRIES ARE FREAKING DELICIOUS.  I don't know how they make regular old french fries (do people still try to call them freedom fries? haha) taste so damn good.  It must be the oil they fry with...  The fries remind me of meat.  \n\nI haven't had anything else there, so maybe I'll edit this after I do that.  But I dream about eating IB's fries when I'm away from Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2008-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rFOxbuzc6h_MozPQemYRNg", "text": "I haven't eaten here in a while but when I do I usually leave with a full stomach. They have very filling sandwiches and tasty garlic fries. I would always get the Philly cheesesteak with mushrooms. Affordable, greasy, and unhealthy; the perfect combination to gain your freshmen 15! If you want to feel a little bit better after eating one of their sandwiches, wash it down with a Diet Coke.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JaWHoW_M_bVQ_a27VLF_0Q", "date": "2011-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RGz2SHRHabgzyvQ4jWWDfQ", "text": "Pretty bomb hoagie joint near the UCB campus  -definitely friendly to the college kid's wallet. I got a 9\" mushroom steak hoagie for $6.\n\nThe bread had a perfect crunchy crust with soft, chewy insides, stuffed with mushroom, steak bits, sweet grilled onions, creamy mayo...YUM! \nThe steak meat had a lot of stringy, fatty pieces in it that were inedible. \n\nI recommend the chili cheese fries too. Thick fries drenched in cheese and chunky chili. \n\nThis is a small, no-frills place, there was one table inside and they set up some mismatched bar stools and tables along the sidewalk. Service was good too, the food came out fairly fast, a guy came out and cleaned our table and gave us to-go-bags. \n\nI.B.'s -  a casual little place for delicious, cheap hoagies!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uWyt6lyUEjOW4QHhRNVD2A", "date": "2011-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rnawMtaCBZGt1Anh92QUqg", "text": "As I have come to this place more and more, I have come to really appreciate this place. The only thing I wish is that it would stay open later to satisfy my drunk munchies, seriously. I will pay your guys' rent if you do this! Just give me the cheese fries and hoagies to boot and we've got a deal!!\n\nMy favorites are definitely the mushroom steak and pepper steak. For the sides, you cannot beat the garlic fries or the cheese fries. What I used to grab on the go were the chili cheese fries but the cheese fries are just so addicting even without the chili! What you have to do is grab a free lollipop on your wait and grab some peppers on your hoagie, seriously, it's the most wonderful thing ever. The melted cheese, the slices of steak, the chewy mushrooms, and the sharp taste of peppers is wonderful! \n\nThe only thing that I dislike about this place is that they don't really have too many seats and the lines are often long and their queue for ready orders is just so unorganized sometimes. Also, what's up with your early closing hours, especially weekend nights? My deal for paying your rent is still open you know!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rNtTYYgLTfSlrfMNjk19_g", "text": "Mushroom Steak.\nGood stuff, quick bite. Very quick.\nA little small for the price but it's close to campus.\nNot a frequent visitor but if cheesesteak is what I'm craving and I don't want to venture too far, this is the spot.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZGT9H35Edi4y8rHYSqSKfg", "date": "2010-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RvtgsDCJdcuUOrVJlIB7VA", "text": "One of my favorite places to grab a burger or sandwich. Way better than all the other shitty areas to eat. I would also recommend the chilly cheese fies super yummy Poeple to go there asap :)) enjoy some ibs food immediately", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-NgQvuSQv3KCHEQACIqk2g", "date": "2010-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sar9J5fyg3xLmCco4wPIgw", "text": "What a disappointment. Half of my french fries were undercooked and cold/hard in the middle. My chicken cheese steak was so full of gristle that I found myself spitting out bite after bite until giving up halfway through the sandwich, as my appetite had disappeared.\n\nThe flavors were good, which is why I left two stars; clearly the food has potential and could be delicious if cooked properly. But I wasn't so fortunate, and I definitely won't be coming back to risk another 10 bucks on a potentially crappy meal.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DCgpPxC_tndEx-m-uRo5LA", "date": "2010-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sb2Q31uRvN9hA4WzznF4Ow", "text": "the pastrami hoagie or sandwich or whatever is SO gooooood", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N78v3TlH3v3Ze9HVpeMi7Q", "date": "2012-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "shElx9V0uQ8G0puLPaeqlw", "text": "The chili cheese fries there are so freaking good!  They're made with cheese that's best for fries - nacho cheese!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "v6CCMueSFvyo_LcEpo1GBQ", "date": "2007-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ShpGwxdJ-Wf86G54uplYjg", "text": "Their cheeseburger is DEELICIOUS! Worth every penny ---- just under $5.  I just had my first experience at IB's, and I will definitely go back soon.  The burger wasn't greasy like some of those other places, nor did it fall apart in any way.  They even did a good job wrapping it, so I didn't even make a mess.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KYYFXHOeQUeo3qwBpUoZdw", "date": "2010-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SkvITVlRMy4ospNIQzksIw", "text": "The hoagie was good and all...but the GARLIC FRIES!! TO DIE FOR!! by far the best garlic fries i've ever tasted!! crispy, not too over bearing, just perfect! and free soda refills! I'd watch out for the bums though...they come outa nowhere..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "S8lMmhzGrj63KepejMu0EA", "date": "2008-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sTTQTysMod6VmOhebfxXIg", "text": "Finally came here after 3 coming on 4 years at Cal. Came with a friend because I was madly craving some chili chese fries. Despite IB Hoagies being known for their cheesesteaks, my friend and I ordered a turkey avocad hoagie and a chili cheese curly fries. Th small fries ($2.50) came in a good sized cup with fork. Oh man, that lather of cheese, perfect amount of not too beefy or chunky chili, over seasoned curly fries? Heaven heaven heaven. I mixed it around with the fork to get the chessy, chili-y goodness all over those curly bad boys. And after. Long ime, the fries only somewhat wilted, still maintaining some firmness by the time I reached the bottom. For $2.50, this is a delicious steal.\n\nI got a bit of my friend's hoagie. Turkey was just deli lced turkey. I thought it was okay. Nothing will ever top that phenomenal turkey pesto panini from the now-closed Sfoof's Woofles on Bancroft. That place gave thick slices of real roast turkey breast, and delicious bread and generous amounts of cheese and pesto. So I think anything not to that level seems bland to me now. Forgive me if you like the sandwich or it actually tasty, I found it forgettable.\n\nIn all, chili cheese curly fries FTW, all the way. Budget friendly, tasty. I have to come back one day and try the cheesesteaks though.\n\nNote: not a great place to sit and eat...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JXnW7mGyMfojNsrG7nx_ug", "date": "2011-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t7qYuEofrM4YjL6MQxVYbA", "text": "Best hangover food I've ever had.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0h9FqU-A84FocO5ERCRhQw", "date": "2007-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T7y4r_YurBw-nHFTkwx49g", "text": "Was happy to see a cheesesteak shop in Berkeley but I was disappointed by their food . Their mushroom cheesesteak sandwich tasted alright . However , the beef was not tender enough and the sandwich itself lacked flavor . Their curly fries are pretty good ... they're perfectly deep fried . They also sell mini bottles of hot sauce for a dollar which is awesome . Don't underestimate their mini bottles of hot sauce ... they're pretty spicy believe it or not .", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gk5BjGoT--YRci9ZJ_WElQ", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ta3V5b98z48RaV3fmmlqrQ", "text": "you can get deep fried tater tots, they call them tater rounds.\nI think they use canola oil, to bad its not lard.\nnothing quite like it anywhere close.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oC1C9J8L41BQLs-pngA0cQ", "date": "2005-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tdfGnAbZrHGCzDppA_Mfew", "text": "Chili cheese fries. Tasty chili, cheese food, on either curly fries or tater tots. Deadly delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qm82mLHhAUCaVnvLcYBSow", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Thzq-ImdcZGNGcWWRkD69Q", "text": "Came here for lunch on a friday afternoon. The service is slow but the line was also long, so it is understandable. I had the american hoagie and it was good. I had a side of tater tots because of my nostalgia for grade school cafeteria food, but this was so much better. The cheese fries were good also. Decently priced.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2012-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tsk8X-ewBZjImnbJD4zgvg", "text": "Mushroom steak was delicious: tender, flavorful, and actually good quality meat! As usual, their cheese steak is always piping hot, cooked fresh, and their hoagie rolls are toasted to perfection. Subway is right down the street but it simply doesn't compare to a hoagie from IB's. Unlike Subway which skimps on the meat sometimes, putting in but a few slices which aren't even enough to make a hungry 4 year old child full, IB's is very generous with the amount of meat that they put in.\n\nMight not be the healthiest meal, but IB's ranks among one of my favorite places to eat here in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tumSLoT2vib5SjEppY8W_A", "text": "OHHH BABBYY!!! I LOVE this place. Perfect for one of those really greasy nasty meals when you feel really hungover and want some good junk food. I loved their mushroom cheesesteak!! It definitely will stain the bag with oil if you take the food to go! They have reallly really good chili cheese fries and other types of side items that are all really fatty. I hated eating here though because homeless people will stand right next to you while you're eating in hopes that you will have some leftovers. I used to eat here in college, but now it would have to be a REALLY rare situation to eat here, because i'm not trying to be obese by the age of 25!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w7XizuDQWdZ2ufCW3Fko2A", "date": "2009-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U1WGT7QvlFWaXcnH6aK71A", "text": "Heart-attack Hoagies, at least that's what we call it. I don't think there's anything remotely healthy on this menu?? Nevertheless, when you have a craving, you have a craving, right?\n\nGrilled, hot food toppings for a Hoagie served immediately is delicious. The sourdough rolls they use for their sandwiches/hoagies suck. They either put it in the oven for too long or they're using stale bread. Unfortunately, this has been a consistent deficiency for the items I've ordered here.\n\nCurly fries and cheesy fries are soooo good though. You can taste the grease from the frier, that's how fast it's being brought out. \n\nFinal Call:\nFor me, there are better alternatives for fried, greasy food elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uaJ9Cu7jcbOXkmE0VwWDnw", "text": "Every one of their hoagies are delicious. I would especially recommend getting any kind with mushrooms. I'm a picky eater, so I generally take out most of the toppings that they offer, but it's still juicy and delicious. Although their tables aren't great to eat on, it's a good meal to buy when you're on the go. Just buy a sandwich and within a few minutes you're walking out with deliciousness in a bag. The service is pretty good too", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rVA85dMsTw7B6v2opDuMuQ", "date": "2007-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u_Bjj7z1oRA7eDA4PKkXZg", "text": "dude.  YES. \n\ni remember first coming to this place back when i was, i dunno... 18? i had never had a hoagie before, so needless to say that when i laid my first bite into this deceivingly simple hoagie roll filled with declicious meat and cheese, that it was so good i started crying...\n\nokay, i didn't really start crying, BUT it was reeeeaaaaally good!  they nail philly cheese steaks!  they dont' burdon you with gallons of grease... okay, there's grease, but it's not HELLA.  but man, something' about that grilled steak and onions and peppers with that cheese melted all gooey-ly on it makes a brotha want to start drooling.  \n\nhere's to you IB's!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xdOF_l0iaB8tCSfT6rwg0A", "date": "2008-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UCmps1aczn_0w-8mP1W4Sw", "text": "I used to think this place was really good, but maybe because food always tastes better at night. I finally had a cheesesteak in the daytime and realized that it's not really that great. It's on par to sandwiches at Quiznos or Great Steak & Potatoes. The sogginess of the bread bothered me. Sigh. What a disappointment.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "agwHHRcxUjMplPVtvQFoag", "date": "2007-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UFghNIoJZr1WOsO8Oj9GIw", "text": "The food is great but I'd have to give it 3 stars instead of 4 because the boss is a real prick. My friend and I got the munchonme deal a while back that gave us a regular cheesesteak with pepperoni for $4, and when she asked to have one without pepperoni, he practically blew up at her and said they couldn't do it. Um...why not? -_________-\n\nAnyways, the portions are big and I love the sauces they put inside. The bread is also really good, but sometimes a bit oily. Sometimes if I'm just looking for a snack, I love to buy large orders of their curly fries because they're delicious and cheap ($3?)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ULVp6wsRYt-zl0airH8ltw", "text": "I went back to taste it, and I gotta say, it's much better, though not by much.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VrWSCcH2CigZtlz_zc1ioQ", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V2hkBU7y6rch37knLN_UPQ", "text": "Cheesesteaks are hard to come by in Berkeley, probably because you can count the number of decent places that offer this type of sandwich on one hand. I.B's has a fairly large menu, but each sandwich differs only by one extra ingredient that you can choose, i.e. mushrooms, peppers, or bbq sauce. They also do burgers, but why get a burger at a place whose title includes \"Hoagies and Cheesesteaks\"?\n\nPrices are a bit high for what you get, but sometimes there's so much food you can't finish it all. The fries can be oversalted sometimes though. Unfortunately I haven't been able to try their garlic fries and curly fries with cheese because each time I ordered them, they forgot and gave me plain fries or plain curly fries and I found out too late.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VA39ZkvhDrXPSDubzrBB8g", "text": "YUM! I ordered the cheeseburger and curly fries (for under $7!) and I could barely finish it! (Of course, I did and then could not get up or move around for a good 10 min). The burger was pretty greasy, but then again, have YOU ever eaten a cheeseburger that was not greasy, but delicious? I didn't think so. The portion of curly fries was definitely generous-- it came in a little bucket. The wait seemed to be a bit long for fast food considering there weren't many people there waiting, but I thought it was worth it. I wouldn't recommend eating here EVERY day unless you want to have a heart attack, but I like to pig out here every once in a while. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yvz4933BkH5Tg2FRD0NnnQ", "date": "2010-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vcNJOrVFg7NQF-yJgDVvoA", "text": "it might have an off-day, right after a Cal football game.  but it was not how i remembered it to be.  the buns were tough and the inside was bland at best.  i still like the curly fries though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "a-zBbj1Q6UyA8sbMYGJTfg", "date": "2008-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vmJB8YAKghNaYAkrWdr69w", "text": "I.B. Hoagie is definitely college food meaning more bang for the buck!  Occasionally when I'm feeling a little broke or I feel like being bad and getting something that might not be so good for me, I go to I.B's.  They have two sizes on their hoagies, a regular and a large.  The large is perfect to split amongst two other people but even a regular could suffice with filling up two people.  I definitely am only able to eat at most 3/4 of a regular.  \n\nTheir cheese fries is also a bit of a heart attack!  It's a large order of fries slathered with nacho cheese.  My coworker who is a big eater died when he tried to finish a regular portion of a hoagie and the cheese fries to accompanied it!  Be careful with the amount you order, it'll definitely get you!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OYBq-S-PS6M5bgTUsJLLIw", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VZFafTRQ9SQ2yFpJLqrzlg", "text": "I love IB's! I used to eat here daily when I worked on Durant. My personal favorite is the Bacon Steak and curly fries. The ChickenSteaks are pretty damn good too. In fact I have a half a sandwich in the fridge and I think I'll have to eat it now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Unv1lXQjeybIP9S-V61Ogw", "date": "2007-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w0wdVVKaphQ1nXQLyRcY4Q", "text": "this is the CHEAPEST cheese steak shop ive been to especially compared to the ones in the south bay. i got a 15 inch (i think?) mushroom cheese steak with grilled onions for only $10. compare that to the cheese steak shop in san jose, i paid 10 bucks for like 7 inches. ive never tried anything outside of mushroom cheese steak. ill be sure to try something new the next time i visit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HrEpgPNa2QY2fgymcaDxoQ", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W1ptoXMszgIXsKq_5m0SUw", "text": "Any place where the \"Large\" size is actually noticeably large, like, about 50% larger, is pretty awesome in my book.\nAlso the food's delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UJi3MusO1qIoOazjKsxAVw", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wbw0EoJVNgy9IiFWpfzOJg", "text": "Fries- nom nom nom. sweet potato, garlic, chili cheese - I've bought all their tubs.\n\nI was first introduced to this place by a classmate - I had evening classes from 6-9 one summer and every day during break this guy would dash out and come back with a hoagie. He'd eat it during class RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and IT SMELT SO GOOD. Talk about product marketing - another girl asked where he got it and the rest of the class trooped on over to IB's afterwards.\n\nTheir cheesesteaks, the mushroom steaks, garlic steaks (bring lots of mints) are nom nom worthy. Just don't eat it in front of a class of hungry college students, we may have to mug you for it...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WN_EoPVJkB61qrNLcZmaWA", "date": "2011-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wF0J0VzTySPPsrGX0vhP0A", "text": "this is my go to spot for some real comfort food. the kind of food to get me through finals week. hoagies and chili cheese curly fries for the soul.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U_aJ4uhhZVFwyTP6XgSCXw", "date": "2011-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wFZs-EiJnfGIOnrFvcDPVg", "text": "I can't believe how stingy some people are with the stars.\n\nThis place is seriously like a tiny slice of heaven. For $6 you can get an enormous cheesesteak. The fact that hot sauce is included by default gives them even more credit in my book.\n\nThe cheese fries put other establishments to shame. They were freakin delicious. I can't wait to try out their other forms of fried carbs (sweet potato and TOTS). After I ordered my fries, I noticed (to my dismay) that you can ADD BACON TO ANY FRY ORDER for $0.50 - $1.00 (depending on order size).\n\nNext time, you delicious bacony cheese fries, next time....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8Ao_xTn7z4WQ1HeRau5G8Q", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wIMi-QlfDk5WOerovDKxQQ", "text": "CHILI CHEESE FRIES!!!! 5 Stars!!!! (Chili with actual MEAT in it and nacho cheese on top of crispy fries. I've never had better!)\n\n(for the rest... 4 Stars!! the hoagies, they are good, but the chili cheese fries are their own meal)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sohUzmJQERnI_FwzqeuVOw", "date": "2009-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wlXtOaplwIz5xa_PDeBF-A", "text": "I was spoiled with good fast food.\n\nI realize that \"good\" is subjective, especially in relation to fast food.  Just as wine critics define and categorize wines with regards to body, the level of tannin, acidity, fruit, and overall balance (among other factors), there should be similar rubric to categorize and rank fast food.\n\nWould it be along the lines of salt, grease, flavor, and trans-fat?\n\nRankings aside, IB's Hoagies provides a welcome contrast to Smart Alec's Intelligent Fast Food (vegetarian patties, etc.) just across and down the street.  The hoagies are pretty good, as are the burgers.  However, they can't approach the magnificence of a pastrami sandwich from the Hat (Alhambra, CA), nor can they approach the mythic status of heroes from Philly.\n\nThe chili cheese fries are interesting.  Instead of using grated cheddar cheese, they use nacho cheese.  The process to create a bucket (yes, bucket) of IB's chili cheese fries is thus:\n\n(1) Scoop in one layer of fries\n(2) Pour layer of goopy chili\n(3) Pour layer of nacho cheese\n(4) Repeat two or three times\n\nI could have graduated with a degree in geology after going through so many layers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "G3bUPrjE__b-jKpYASYFxg", "date": "2007-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WVL3zXagV2W25HE0rPayvw", "text": "hoagies!! :) used to get the cheesesteak that had mushrooms in it.. perfection!!! :) and fries!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eMB_WUbf9f8b9UEA0-cUPA", "date": "2010-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X7195Ce_rS2Rz2y3gUd0lQ", "text": "I have to give IB 5 stars. We drive from Vallejo for cheesesteaks. There are a few cheesesteak shops closer but its better here. Also good people watching while you eat. Live Performances!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y7cohBBBLMzNr6EntYLp3g", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xnt3rdpe3kYHYUgANJUocA", "text": "3.5 stars\nREVISION due to enlightenment of Amatos \nSorry but you got bumped down ever since I've had Amatos. Amatos also has bigger portions...and just totally wins hands down. The price ranges from 5-7. Its pretty cheap, a bucket of curly fries are just 2.50 and its huge. My girlfriend and I ordered a large mushroom steak and DANG it was decent! The size was about a 7 inches and extended past the paper bag. It really made us full. It is definitely the bang for the buck. Another thing the mushroom steak was absolutely Delicious it had yummy fresh veggies and the meat wasn't bland but exquisitely soft and seasoned. Our mushroom steak wasn't greasy or made you feel disgustingly bloated.\n\nI wish the bread was better though, its kind off stale tasting\n\nanyways I'd definitely visit this place again....if only gf didn't hate Berkeley so much\n\n------------------------------------------\nSorry IB's but Amatos definitely has the better bang for the buck and larger portions and yummier meat and bread. Yups.\n3.5 stars", "stars": 3, "user_id": "G02uT73065mZGqzZfi6Zeg", "date": "2006-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XOmMZgWKymn-PODsBU1Zfg", "text": "A quick greasy 6$ sandwich. This place is pretty good as far as taste goes. It isn't the best, but definitely good enough for a quick lunch or dinner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2010-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yCFogKGrrMyyDepUTuYNBw", "text": "as we speak, i am chowing down on a mushroomsteak with everything. i don't even like half of the things that they put on it. hot sauce, pickles, and mustard-in what world do these go together? IB's!!!! :D\n\ni had been craving french fries and beef since 10 pm yesterday. as usual, i went onto yelp to search for potential eats and i came across ib's. fast forward to today, i have class from 11-3:30 and i don't eat breakfast b/c i enjoy savoring every bit of sleep i can get. 3:30 comes around and i'm famished. walk to ib's to order a regular mushroomsteak, which turns out to be humungous and is a great deal being the poor college student that i am. i can only imagine how big the large is. the fries came out perfect. fluffy and crispy. enjoyed them my entire walk back to my apt. definitely hit the spot. all for $8.21. damn i am happy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qeo8Jhkzz2u9sWH0Uv0IcA", "date": "2010-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YFRitZlkVyH09AQcnwv4Kg", "text": "Good and greasy!  I can never say no to their chilly cheese fries!  Hoagies are also really good. YUM!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K7-zOceF1slgqJTZSKe7YQ", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y_hWcWOUGk6_QPs7g8OXnA", "text": "Their bucket of fries/curly are usually okay, and CHEAP\n\nbut today they gave me a bucket of fucken charcoal....wayyy overfried wtf?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PVvrH23adMfMXcWXB8XN-A", "date": "2009-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ymm_jjMOOC605JbldcukBg", "text": "I.B.'s can only be considered good for want of a better alternative.  The place doesn't quite cross the threshold of \"bad,\" but the people who say it's good may have little experience beyond I.B.'s for cheesesteaks.  The Cheesesteak is darn close to flavorless with too much bread and the fries, although indulgent from time to time are little more than matrices of crystallized grease.  Vinnie's is a much better alternative.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yN3zMcVFpfRpILb8nG_uPw", "text": "Ok, this place is seriously out of control (OoC). Seriously.\n\nI had seen this place before (it IS right next to AG!), but I always assumed it was some crappy burger place. I assumed WRONG.\n\nI HIGHLY recommend getting a large (TWO sandwhiches for less than 10 bucks. WOWWW.). It tastes good. Yommm. \n\nGetting one sandwhich is an o.k. deal. I haven't tried too many of the other things yet (but my friends love the fries), but they seem pretty solid well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ynu0rK1ZO1SzJKc8n7T8Yw", "text": "Damn. I won't eat at this location anymore, although it's the only one I've ever 'dined' at (2 more in Oakland).\nI have a habit of ordering mushroom steaks with bacon and sweet potato fries (which are excellent BUT HIT OR MISS); but the last hoagie i ordered was riddled with bits of fat. I can f-o-r-g-i-v-e this occasionally (and I have a number of times in the past) but this was profound! I repeatedly fingered through my hoagie filling filtering out what should have already been trimmed from the meat and after all said and done I couldn't continue eating. This, coupled with yet another botched* batch of the sweet-potato fries, was the pivotal moment of epiphany: I've never returned one of their hoagies but damn, do I want to start now?\nThey did raise their prices just recently, too.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "590tT55DwuICGGBCXV62Rw", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y-UdJbb_6Gdic6uCs0Zc2Q", "text": "This definitely was not my first choice but my friends wanted to go here so I gave it a shot.\n\nSurprisingly really good!\n\nI got the avocado veggie burger and it was sooo yummy, which is such a plus because most veggie burgers fall flat.\n\nMy friend ordered the mushroom steak and was in love.\n\nCollege-student-budget-friendly and pretty quick.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8ZJm645AP-pWx_rKh6OBww", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YUMZY_eZM3BqQn8662k8og", "text": "Actually, this is prob a 4.5 stars.  You go in and wonder why you're about to drop $9 for a steak, until you get it and realize its as big as ur car.  Biggest steak I've ever had, DELICIOUS and juicy too.  I'd say it held its own against a cheesesteak i had in philly yesterday from a local favorite spot.\nMaybe the meat was a bit less perfect tasting than in philly (and thats being harsh) but for how much more you get, i'd go here 9 times outta 10.  Steak is chopped FYI.  Juicy.  Huge.  Dank.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ds1OPTHnaz3g6Ym-vcA8jQ", "date": "2010-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z4tmRqZjKWYfZje2Vyub7w", "text": "most of the time they throw a good pastrami reuben - a couple of times it sucked - this was mostly on saturday mornings, so I don't get stuff from here on saturdays anymore. I love sauerkraut in reubens and polish dogs - this place does the former, and top dog takes the latter - sort of. They also have pretty good chili cheese fries.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z55Kpp9-P9MbACu3rg89Qw", "text": "Dodgey meat with cheese mushrooms bacon and tons of hotsauce.  add a bucket of the chilli cheese fries and your mouth will love you while your heart gets pissed.   For two straight years every sunday afternoon I would go to IB's to recover from my hangover, and I was never disappointed.  The pastrami sandwich is also really tasty but it doesn't host a candle to the baconsteak+ mushrooms.  Just remember not to compare it to a philly cheesesteak, it's a different beast, you eat it without wiz, and you dress it differently.  Either way you'll have a hard time coming up with a better way to take the edge of a hungover rainy sunday afternoon", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zJgTQLOOn1-SO1ghvBtXpA", "date": "2007-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zcn-io0c5morudHHR9aIrQ", "text": "This place is delicious but truly a guilty pleasure. I ordered the mushroom steak sandwich my first time and was so addicted I couldn't try anything new. I love adding copious amounts of their peppers and hot sauce to my already overstuffed sandwich. The meat is perfectly grilled and extremely addicting. I am a huge fan of chili cheese anything, so their fried potato selections can always ruin any attempt I have at eating healthy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kRqYOBVpG4sZZLfb2ob9Kg", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zd6r8vc3B703RfpLGXlHAA", "text": "This is food made for the God's. I've never had a sandwhich so good in my life. Everytime I eat this sandwhich I'm thankful that I went to school at Berkeley. I dont' think I've ever eaten one while I was stoned, because I would probably die from the sheer ecstasy I would experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DWbcEKJDBR6vPaNxb00sgw", "date": "2006-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZF1qso0XPywgWGfJNvzoRw", "text": "I heart IB Hoagies BaconSteak.  With grilled onions, cheese, and some hot sauce!  If I was ever in prison, I might ask for this for my last meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1PwllX2VQUl_P56IrXy-9Q", "date": "2006-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zLuwBEwf8h2fQlNvqUYeZQ", "text": "I would go here when I had a craving for their fries and at the same time needed parking validation!\n\nWhile I lived on Durant, just a minute's walk to IB Hoagies, I couldn't always find a parking spot on the mean streets of Berkeley so I would end up parking in the Sather structure.  Then there was IB Hoagies to the rescue... their food gave me my sodium intake I needed for the day, and at the same time the validation I needed.\n\nI've had the garlic fries and they were waaaay too strong for me.  Their packaging also makes them soggy real quickly.  But their regular fries are sooo addicting.  They're salted just right, and have this great crispiness to them.  As I'd walk back to my apartment with my IB Hoagies to-go in hand, I'd munch on my fries...yumms!\n\nI've had the first 3 cheesesteaks on their menu, the regular, the mushroom one, and the bacon one.  Out of the three I'd usually order the mushroom cheesesteak.  \n\nI think their cheesesteaks are delicious, but somewhat pricey for the size and what it is.  I would think they'd be a little cheaper considering they're competing with so many other food places within walking distance.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "62YhWbFZgfXUzWCcIiWgBQ", "date": "2009-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9-Apd93uyDPGZatYvEIemQ", "text": "These cheesesteak sandwiches come with the worst food coma I have ever experienced in my life. Ever.\n\nEvery time I go here, I get either the bacon or garlicky cheesesteak, and I can only ever make it through 2/3 of the damn thing before I collapse.\n\nAt least the last 1/3 still tastes delicious when I wake up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1-zuPpc_UtNSzBF-UjxngA", "date": "2009-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AGa1dzhUmLo9s_Zrbji1yg", "text": "This place amazes me. \n\nThe first time I tried this place it was pretty good, I didn't think it was special.. I would like to think that I'm a person who has self-control, however, the second time I had it is where I learned that I didn't have self control... \n\nI came up with a few friends get dinner with some of my Berkeley friends. But since we had like two hours to kill we all wanted a little bite to eat. So we decided to eat at IB's because my friend was craving it. So my friend and I ended up sharing a 6' cheese steak. And in that small 3 inches of goodness... something good happened... something just snapped. I ended up ordering another 6' cheese steak for myself. And even after that I wanted one more... Oh Lord have mercy on my arteries...\n\nI was in absolute awe of how well everything tasted. The cheese was perfectly melted, the gooeyness of the cheese was perfect, the veggies, meat, and bread were absolutely spot on. \n\nYou know when your a true fatty when you don't care if your mouth burns, and all you care about is filling your gullet with this goodness. 4.5 stars for just being absolutely amazing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oj45khBAvM98TQT-gmWoaQ", "date": "2011-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BEuXC5HXqik5NWCQdeGSbw", "text": "Chickensteak, Cheesteak, Mushroomsteak...all kinds of gooey cheese laden meats grilled then place on toasy bread with lettuce, pickles, hot sauce and tomatoes...\r\n\r\nYOU HAVE TO TRY THE CHILI CHEESE CURLY FRIES!!!! It is everything that is bad for you and everything that makes you glow from nasty greasy fatty fat fat.....mmm....fatty fat fat. PMS food of the gods...\r\n\r\n(get a soda to drink all the salt down)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ipleTHGh9KR8hO5U1yxzXw", "date": "2005-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CmBlZlifCS0k5vlW7q1snQ", "text": "IB Hoagies is legitimately one of the best sandwich places in the East Bay.  \n\nPersonally, the mushroom steak and the cheese steak are my go to choices.  If you are feeling up for a challenge get the large sandwich, a huge 15 inch sandwich that is at least enough of a sandwich for two meals.  \n\nAlso, it recently became halal (although you should specifically mention for halal meat), so that definitely makes it a +1 star.  Quick, fast, and delicious; it is amazing for college students.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Xu8xcis7vBMUjt9ylj2zgw", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fYTXRCy0fGPCQWxo3HzTmQ", "text": "I used to live down the street from this place and it would be my go-to spot for indulging when I'm starving.\n\nI used to order the mushroom chicken steak sandwich with a bucket of fries drenched in hot chili and cheese (recently, i went there again and they don't use the buckets anymore).  I swear they put sleeping pills in their food cause after I finish this meal, I would pass out from food coma every single time.\n\nHint:  Get extra hot sauce for the sandwich and make sure to grab a fork for your chili cheese fries.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mnSD-IF2RSOeMeDFZm5bzg", "date": "2009-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HJXNhwhBzRuxh6c4Mj7f2g", "text": "another delicious cheap eat... well, except their cheese fries.  those are kind of gross.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Da_ZO8lKwIacljqKUJbAlw", "date": "2005-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Hnc18ubnAQXESrrLK7neZw", "text": "Bottom line:\nChickenPepper Sandwich. It will make your mouth water with the succulent taste of an American variation of fajitas in a sandwich.\n\nI've had a couple of different sandwiches at IB Hoagies: Cheesesteak, Mushroomsteak, Bar-B-que, and Meatball, to name a few.\n\nOther than the ChickenPepper, I would recommend the Cheesesteak and Mushroomsteak.\n\nAlso, recognize that this is NOT a deli. This is a \"bomb ass hole-in-the-wall hoagie joint\". It has AMAZING sandwiches and that's why people come here! =]\n\nP.S. It takes a while to get your sandwich because they put so much love and culinary talent into making it. haha.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LWp5vcKuSeXDH_VVohOPEg", "date": "2010-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "l_ssUxtxuDwzZzZaIIi8PA", "text": "They're okay, not great. Everything tastes better if you get it with bacon; the chili cheese fries used nacho cheese instead of real cheese which made me sad. Have yet to try most of the sandwiches/burgers and i'm not sure if i'll ever get around to it, but i guess it's a pretty decent grease hole.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O4_qr3iwCvxAkJqnnHq0ZQ", "text": "Can't stop coming back!!\n\nI live not too far away from this spot and I am glad i stumbled upon it... well i am glad my body probably isn't.  The food here while i am sure is terrible for you, tastes so damn good!  And the best part is, it is cheap! Can't go wrong with a 9 inch great tasting sandwich for like $6.\n\nI have been to a few other cheese steak spots in the bay area and this one is by far my favorite so far, keep up the good work!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "d9AuSVpgxqJbNlW2Utdn2w", "date": "2012-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pg99917T5TE20OS1hBCUEw", "text": "This place is part of the infamous \"Casey U. Tripartite Hangover Cure Extravaganza\" and fulfills the category of \"Greasy-ass food\". Because of the trek on BART, I usually only come resort to coming here in the event that my hangover is at a level four or above (i.e. the day after drinking an entire bottle of gin, bourbon or vodka). \n\nMy recommended hangover cure is a regular Italian-Steak with an order of chili-cheese waffle fries (!!!) with extra peppers and hot sauce. The food is good, cheap and greasy enough to turn me from a member of the living dead into something resembling either the Golem of Prague or a Classics Major. \n\nAfter eating this particular meal, my slightly less miserable, still hung-over ass usually feels good enough to take the other two parts of the my cure: a long nap in the sun (for the metaphysical hangover) and a banana split (to get the necessary fruit to turn my post-hangover meal into something resembling part of a well-balanced diet).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7cL0wq8QwMGlUQnG2ruLSA", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qawoocGRM1VmxcDpJWnocg", "text": "GUT BOMB!\n\nGrad student tranquilizer. Digestive stress tester. Oily sheen coater.\n\nOh, so, so bad and so, so good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UwdoumbX2bCuzbfL4AyWHg", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "udbnzjD00hpVWi6vcl5y6w", "text": "Hoagies are decent at best... their fries are great but what brought this down to 2 stars was that I found a hair I think twice in my hoagie -.- GROSS.... never again", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3zrxqnICRq1NzO1OHnSc6g", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "V2whEd52xDsaZJidnDDwFw", "text": "Ib's exists for those times where you don't know what to eat but you know it can't possibly be good for you.\n\nSome evening I will find myself in Berkeley as the sun is setting I will feel the hunger pangs in my gut as though I have become pregnant with the lord's child, and since I am a man and do not want to engender curiosity  for being pregnant I will head directly to Ib's and attempt to kill the hungry one inside me with a cup of their chili-cheese fries. \n\nWhich is to say, Ib's is delicious while you're eating it but has a gut rot factor that is directly proportional to how good it tastes. If only my stomach was made of the same metal that houses that deep frying oil, I  would have nothing to worry about ever, well except for having a metal stomach.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UqO4BAyVBU-1C6u_ejpW1A", "date": "2007-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wKkI7EzyCiKqXc502Hz2pQ", "text": "Italian Combo Hoagie\nA bit pricey. Good toasty bread and tons of meat, but way to salty. Definitely kept me from enjoying the sandwich.\n\ni will do a re-review after i try a cheesesteak or the fries.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ryFL5AT_BtZMQSdzse-GjA", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bw-p0E7SmN-VwhwMqNHnRA", "text": "Okay, under different circumstances I would've given this place a 4 or 5 star rating.  I mean, their hoagies are very good, and the chili cheese fries are okay.  But today, I give them 2 instead because of the horrible service I got.  I ordered a large cheese steak with everything on it, and a guy walks in a few minutes after me and orders a large something also.  A few more minutes later, the girl that takes the orders hands the other guy my sandwich, at which time he begins to take out all the lettuce, and the tomatoes off MY sandwich.  \n\nThen the guy in the back who makes the sandwiches looks at me and then says something quietly to the girl, so I walked up to the register and say, \"You gave him my sandwich right?  I figured.\"  The guy says sorry.  \n\nThe girl totally has no idea what's going on, or is just denying that she messed up.  She doesn't even say a word to me, like nothing ever happened.  So it takes another few minutes to get the hoagie meant for the other guy.  (If you've been there you know they don't make them fast)\n\nThe girl hands me the sandwich, still doesn't say a word, like nothing even happened.  I shoot a look at the guy, and leave the place a little disturbed by the first bad experience I've had at I.B.'s.  Don't get me wrong, the food is great, but I'm glad I can vent a little on Yelp.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HkUDM5pA9MpiYiVVnGnUXw", "date": "2010-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "mF-OOB6VeWoB9p37l5eK2w", "text": "Normally I'd be hesitant to eat at a place with \"IBS\" in the name but when I walked by IB's and saw what people were eating I stopped dead in my tracks.\n\n*The cheesesteaks are awesome, cheese soaked and served on toasty buns. The large cheesesteak could feed 2 people easily. But it's not a Philly style cheesesteak - this is actually chopped steak and real cheese, not frozen flattened steakum and cheese wiz with a side of yelling and impatience. Honestly - the cheesesteaks in Philly are mediocre at best.\n\n*They have curly fries, garlic fries, chili/cheese All food is fresh and cooked to order, even the fries!\n\n*The service is fast, very friendly and they accept credit cards! There's a parking deck nearby for those who don't live work near campus.\n\nThe only con of this place is that a large cheesesteak is probably 1500 calories (just a guess) and if you eat here frequently you probably wouldn't be able to fit through a door.... maybe that's why IB's has no door?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3h15ylfAKK2TVGnMSSbapg", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6qTu8H_DWuxsEw0i5VScoA", "text": "Sorry Ib's... you get a 4. The Cheesesteak Shop gets a 5.\n\nI think the meat here is too much like real meat. Ok. Weird comment... Lemme explain. If i want an unhealthy, fatty, cheesy cheesesteak, I want it made with delicious, tender, damn-that's-good-i-wonder-what-kind-of-meat-that is-mystery-meat. Yes yes... pretty nasty. But seriously... for example, at McDonald's, you sure as hell aren't tasting any Grade A ground chuck in those burgers! Cheap greasy eats should use cheap greasy meats! Ib's... you're meat is just too... meaty for me. Flavor is damn good though and the large is HUUUUGE!\n\nChili cheese fries. Order them.\n\nSidenote: Don't drink their \"lemonade\" from the fountain. It's weird....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6ZR7HuUpHk_NQNs0dT0oLg", "date": "2008-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "emfyrdG_EMbccktp5pWtuQ", "text": "God, my arteries hate me after eating here. It's such a greasy, guilty pleasure, but that's why it can only happen a once or twice a year. \n\nI'm not a huge fan of the hoagies, they're decent at best. The meat and toppings are well-grilled, but I wish the bread was crispier -- they got soggy waaaay too fast. I'm a fan of the Italian Cheese Steak which has a splash of marinara all up on the meat, cheese, and onions. And just a heads up, things get mighty messy when you eat the hoagies, everything gushes out onto your face and hands. As for their burgers, I have indulged in a bacon burger once or twice and surprisingly enough, they're pretty good!\n\nThe real star here? THE SIDES. You got curly fries, french fries, tater tots, onion rings, and then you got the option to smother those bad boys in chili cheese, plain ol' nacho-ish cheese, garlic, or just eat 'em nekkid! They're all crispy and amazing. Seriously, I can probably eat my feelings all day on any of these sides. Try it out sometime.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "73sLVBp9WDLMUKsjA0J1uw", "date": "2011-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f85w03KCWDREwe3OTaw9KA", "text": "The curly fries here formed the greasy base of my food pyramid as a freshman. They don't skimp on the steak on the sandwiches at all, my only complaint is that I wish that they were open later on the weekends.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IEf-45Hj56fWd3slUc3tGQ", "date": "2007-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gL2jPesNBnLxHBYV0pxnRA", "text": "I can see if you are a student at Cal that this place would be the business. We went here because a friend who is an alum raved about it and we wanted to explore the area. \n\nBeing the Philly Cheese steak connoisseur that I am I have high expectations... \n\nI got the basic Philly Cheese to judge the shop in its purest form. The sammich has the small chopped up onions (no bueno). The sammich is too dry and doesn't have enough meat for me. The price is a buck or two cheaper than a normal Philly. \n\nWe got the garlic fries and they weren't nearly as crispy as I like, but they do give you a grip that we were able to split three ways. \n\nIn general, hit this place up if you're walking around and have a cravin' for a philly cheese, but if you have wheels, go somewhere else.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RyR-_oToIPC9x1vG--JsSA", "date": "2009-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gTgSdwOoYL_r0LE5H6VhcA", "text": "I adore this place.  The cheesesteak is probably the best I've had.  I'm not a cheesesteak expert, but I've had my fair share, and nothing compares.  The seasoning is excellent, the size is amazing, and it's just plain old fabulous and a bargain.  I wish they had one of these in Los Angeles.  I still can't find a good one.  :[", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lufa4bHQd3XLYQE1zXis0g", "date": "2006-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JlzXxqZZtw3NP0pH4X_1CQ", "text": "I recommend the cheese steak with hot peppers. This is not only delicious, but will kill any virus, germ, and cure cancer. \n\nIf you don't want sizzling bung-O afterwards, add fries to the above as a buffer. \n\nOh, and they had to discontinue their old 'frequent diner\" punch card because some dickstick was counterfeiting them.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yZyUc9ChBerAAeUY8ygSfw", "date": "2006-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KDDLj3iPfyis0g2BFfOhnw", "text": "I love these cheesesteaks, especially with bacon. Bacon combines well with everything. Love bacon. Must have more of it. Hummmmmm.... Sorry - this is not the place for that. Back to Ib's:\nThese are the only cheesesteaks I've had, so I can't compare. I've heard they're so much better in Philadelphia (some day I'll make a trip to test that proposition), but no-one was ever able to tell me where to get better cheesesteaks around here.\nIf only the seating were better...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2006-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NOTajE8AETYniSp1Mvapkg", "text": "The hoagies are good, but I'm a burger guy.  I love the Bacon Cheeseburger w/ Seasoned curly Fries... The meat isn't dry and everything else is good.  It could use some more bacon, but can't everything? ;)\n\nOne of the better burgers in Berkeley...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SpykZOoHAvyJH-7H2U4ekg", "date": "2008-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OCbfyp90bvkita0_Z6EUjQ", "text": "Seriously, one of the workers dropped an F-Bomb on me when I went to grab a togo sauce container.  The food is pretty good, but keep in mind, it is good because it is drenched in oil and the fries are deep fried, if you want something like that you can basically go anywhere.  Yeah, the rude service ruined my meal.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2012-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TGn8gIQuD5zZcHAT0qi8RA", "text": "K, this is not a real philly cheesesteak but the best around in Berkeley.  not as salty as it should be.  probably need to get it with extra cheese in order to get the taste right.  \n\nbut still i love to eat here.  next to the cheese steak, their bucket of fries - make it curly fries or chili cheese fries - is what you have to order. \n\ncollege town food. \n\nno bathroom and like 2-3 tables to eat it so plan on taking it to go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pflzo1Q_R28yERu4txWZaw", "date": "2010-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ujpaKQmr-_QgX7iMHheB0A", "text": "This is basically an enlarged food stand next to the street. They make around ten varieties of hoagies, and I have tried them all. I was always puzzled why they all basically taste the same, despite having different ingredients. But that taste is honestly pretty good, so I don't mind. They also make some mean curly fries, which dance on your tongue with salt and spice. Combined with a hoagie, it's hard to beat this place for a quick lunch.\n\nHowever, it's a bit expensive, especially compared to the other food that dots the rest of Durant Avenue. I would give it another star if it was cheaper. $8+ for a regular-sized hoagie which doesn't entirely fill me? I'd rather wait for my tax return to eat here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "umVlZDCwlXZRH8AF05F34A", "date": "2010-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vQYbP2qkssIjNP3O41MriQ", "text": "Just to preface this review I don't eat red meat and not a big fan of chicken sandwiches, but since a friend wanted to go I went.\n\nWell what a surprise!  I had a Veggie Combo and it was surprisingly delicious!  Who knew a cheese steak place could do a veggie sandwich right.  The bread was perfectly toasted, the cooked veggies seemed fresh and the combo of avocado and cheese did the trick.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "scIyLRiFryYbzCcJG5l1Fg", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VT3p3gUJYCW5jYy6dxgxoQ", "text": "so the cheesesteak is not bad for the west coast.  the bread is weak and they seriously need to lay off the mayo.  i mean I love mayo as much as the next person but my cheesesteak needs to taste more like cheese and meat and less like mayo.  but hey it's good and cheap.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u3BYbFsp4zm9x4sFmfZCIg", "date": "2007-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X3ws9eE9zTQTOCGsaWlHXw", "text": "I really don't understand how this place can have a 4 star review.  Maybe there just aren't many good options in this part of town.  Maybe the college budget doesn't let other Yelpers taste better food.  Maybe most Californian Yelpers haven't been to the Northeast to experience an authentic Philly cheesesteak.  Regardless, a more well-versed palate will surely dislike this establishment.  Not only is it bad food, it is bad food poorly trying to replicate a very particular kind of specialty food so you have shattered expectations to weigh it down as well.\n\nI asked for my cheesesteak with only grilled onions and cheese, the Cheez Whiz-like kind.   A lot of fixings were offered by default (lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, mustard, etc.), but I wanted to make my experience as Philly-centric as possible even if the menu wasn't geared for that by default.\n\nI received my cheesesteak with some crappy white sliced cheese.  Either the cashier didn't understand me or didn't care or both.  Upon closer reflection, this place may just not even comprehend to serve Cheez Whiz-style cheese on the cheesesteak as the authentic version should be.  This is weird though, since they obviously stock that topping for the cheese fries toppings.\n\nThe meat was pretty low quality and overly burnt.  The hoagie roll was decent.  I've had much worse interpretations of Philly cheesesteak bread, but this hoagie roll bore some semblance.... about the only redeeming quality.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "yZM8bO0dbhffVp6RCTFN5w", "date": "2009-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zo-4mKY6x1G3KrIDytFBHQ", "text": "I didn't know what to get for my first visit here, and a lot of the sandwiches looked good. I eventually opted for the regular cheese steak with everything on it. I liked that they had a small self service area with jalapenos and peppers, which I added to the sandwich. The toasted bread was still soft and fluffy and the sandwich as a whole was really flavorful. I enjoyed it on the sidewalk at one of their tall tables. I had to remind them about the fries I ordered, but that was no big deal. The fries were nice and crunchy and well salted. No frills, no health benefits, no Berkeley pomp. It was a good change of pace.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nugG6j8B4q0VpcPF9L4Iyw", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1Jd1azY6fMF1cgOjI4EqmQ", "text": "i ordered their chili cheese fries before we went to drink at henry's for my very first birthday in norcal.  it ended up in throwup-format on my bed by the end of the night.   I still think their food is good!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OnvNQkpNLGBHyHMcBTVPaQ", "text": "The sandwiches here are greasy and delicious, and the service is generally pretty quick.  This is great place to go for comfort food.\n\nThe challenge, of course, is the fries.  Last time I checked, fries came in two sizes: \"regular\" and \"bucket.\"  The bucket is easily more than twice as large as the regular by volume, but costs only like $.25 (maybe $.50) more.  Simple economics dictates that it is therefore irrational to buy regular fries.  And yet very few people can eat an entire cheesesteak and a bucket of fries.  This had led to an all-too common situation where a hapless customer, recognizing the economic ramifications, actually elects the bucket of fries as their meal, and foregoes the sandwich entirely.\n\nApart from this logical conundrum, however, I greatly enjoy the sandwiches, and usually just skip the fries.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JleEZJn_XdJdkIUfPObtMg", "date": "2007-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vk1H_UpC2b6uMWNO-kS-Qg", "text": "This place is always the place I turn to when I have the fried food munchies or am in the mood for a cheesesteak. The food is cheap, fast, and satisfying!\n\nThey have garlic fries (which can be very strong), curly fries, cheese and chili fries, burgers, and cheesesteaks with a large array of toppings. It smells so good when I pass it it's pretty hard to resist on an empty stomach.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "SkQE2164tP4ZFECIVM5Btg", "text": "I ate at Ib's almost everyday during my last two years of highschool. They have amazing cheesesteaks and fries. I love their chickensteaks. mmmm. I saw Adam Lamberg(Gordo from Lizzie Mcguire) there once and I almost peed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YnVg0phnwOMA_qVU1ThLpA", "date": "2005-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "smZDfMjcKkPRn2OwPGXJAg", "text": "Visit #1 : food poisoned.\nVisit #2 : food poisoned.\n\nTwo other friends' visits? Food poisoning galore.\n\nDoes anyone see a pattern here?\n\nOn a side note, I've only been food poisoned by cheese steak places in my entire life despite loving cheese steaks to death. :\\", "stars": 1, "user_id": "yk8wikxFmgxdRFlKR1nBDw", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "p9Exm1fCoxSmnCmw7lymrA", "text": "Traditionally, Berkeley is a mecca for yummy cheap eats. IB definitely keeps up that tradition with their delicious and filling cheesesteaks. My faves are the pepper and onion steaks (cuz I love peppers and onions, duh). I made the mistake of ordering the chili cheese fries once... and almost died from a heart attack. There was a lot of groaning/moaning and belly patting after I got about half way through the bucket (yes, they serve it in a bucket).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-Hxvjz-t5ttsuH6H1osA4A", "date": "2009-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RxHIWpoVZ3F0ctiP8YX9YA", "text": "According to the Yelposcale, two-stars means \"Meh. I've experienced better.\" That is exactly how I felt today after eating a pepper-steak at Ib's Hoagies. \n\nIt was one of those days where I was looking to maximize the calorie to dollar ratio, and Ib's did come through in that regard. But I've certainly enjoyed a gut-bomb a hell of a lot more than what I ate today. \n\nMy main complaints are that the hoagie just didn't have much flavor, and that the meat seemed pretty low-quality. I could barely taste the grilled peppers/onions, and I kinda had to force my way through the last 2/3rds of the thing. \n\n\"Better\" hoagies I've enjoyed in the past typically had nice fresh chunks of grilled veggies, thicker cuts of quality meat that isn't overcooked, good cheese and a nice sauce. So Ib's gets good marks for calorie to dollar ratio and speed, but negative marks for flavor and quality.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2008-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VJpfp-tqQ1Z4sXeNeUCiPg", "text": "Cheap eats for college students, close to campus.\n\nTheir sandwiches are decently sized and quite delicious for the price you pay. I always passed by this my freshman year, but finally decided to try it. Soo glad that I did! Instead of going to GBC and buying overpriced cheese fries, I can get them here freshly made, and cheaper! I haven't tried the sandwiches, but they are highly recommended. \n\nEverything is cooked to order.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 14, "useful": 11, "funny": 12}, "review_id": "X7TOLcwSJGmVOCFfFr-rJw", "text": "I like to think the heavy brick weight greasy sandwiches here could actually cancel out the amount of calories I've consumed. I mean, the sandwiches could essentially be like lifting weights, therefore working off the fat while I lift for each bite... Yeah? ....\n\nWell even if my logic is whacky, I absolutely love the food here! I ordered a large Mushroom Steak ($7.99), which was insanely heavy filled with a generous portion of meat, mushrooms, and thick cheese! The cheese really makes the sandwich! Even I was full off half the sandwich (so a large is good for two!). Now the chilli cheese fries were to die for too! A HUGE portion (since they only have one size, it could be a meal in itself): thick cut fries, good hearty pieces of beef, and drenched in yummy cheese! \n\nNow the place isn't too big, with a few bar stools and tables, so it seems as though most take it to go. Don't let the car ride home be too long though, because things can start to get moist & soggy. Other than that, the service here was fast and friendly. And most importantly, cash only kids! \n\nGlad I don't live too close or I-B routinely having a sandwich workout to tone these guns *flexes arms* ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZnoRV0CJYbKqHlWWm_6MIA", "date": "2009-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2d02ZEQBC05L0w3jNWsDEw", "text": "Who knew something as simple as a hoagie could be so delicious.  I loved every bite.  Portion size is HUGE and def worth going back to again..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D9tzbhYTYRIjmssLU6vLqA", "date": "2010-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P1pbJ7QSnI9EnyYzy2EnCg", "text": "Five words:\n\nBUCKET. OF. CHILI. CHEESE. FRIES.\n\nFive stars.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1nlvdyKsu_nKF4oAF3sFJQ", "date": "2007-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rE1dmEbs_5awVMl4D4sb3w", "text": "FRIES PEOPLE.. it's seriously all about the FRIES when you come to IBs.\ni'm not a big fan of the cheesesteaks actually - i would say i just plain don't like them. so this review is really about the fries (you know how much i love them!)\n\nthey used to serve their fries in those big cups that you'd see at county fairs or festivals but now they've switched over to the biodisposable stuff (kudos to you).  the garlic fries are REALLY yummy - they put tons of garlic on.  curly fries, regular fries, chili cheese fries - you name it! it's all pretty good.  the bf likes the tator tots (they call em \"tator rounds\" here) - you really can't go wrong.  the prices here are pretty cheap too! \n\nmmmmm....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "D2b4DENpkezsw90fC2vWdw", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sWXg6PCT9q01P8XQjR3BlA", "text": "I'm surprised that in my 3 semesters here, I was only able to try a hoagie a little while ago. I will say that I was pleasantly surprised.\n\nEnvironment: Don't eat at I.B.'s Hoagies unless you're getting to-go to eat elsewhere. There tends to be a lot of homeless people asking for your change and you end up feeling rushed in eating your hoagie.\n\nService: Not really applicable. The cashier was nice but it's really a take your food and go sort of place.\n\nFood:\nI got the garlic steak and fries. The fries were seasoned well and crispy on the outside while soft on the inside. Pretty fantastic, exactly how I imagine fries to taste.\n\nThe garlic steak. My goodness, I have never been so wowed by a hoagie. It was absolutely delicious. There was exactly the right amount of garlic flavor in the sandwich and the meat to bread ratio was perfect to slip into your mouth. The meat was tender and the cheese on it melted to keep the sandwich together. My only regret is that it was pretty salty, and I felt like I had to drink a gallon of water afterward, but the hoagie was bloody delicious.\n\nVerdict: Excellent hoagie. Doesn't look like much but would definitely recommend.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2011-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wU1_4fc9tabZaB3wl0C3RA", "text": "A cheesesteak. My favorite food hands down. Though the first and only time I only had a true original Philly Cheesesteak when I was 8 years old, I have to settle with the cheesesteaks that Bay Area has to offer.\n\nI.B's Hoagies are pretty damn good. Especially at it's price point. $5.49 for any of the hoagies and all come stock with Lettuce, Tomato, Mayo, Mustard, Pickles, cheese and Hot Sauce. I got the Shroom Steak and the Boyfriend got Teriyaki. We also got a side order of Cheese Fries and a tall can of Arizona Green Tea. Total came to roughly $16.\n\nI wanna say this is a 6 in. sandwich and it's packed really neat with minimal mess and a filling meal that I had half left over. The Cheese Fries ($2.50) were a heaping full and had tasty cheese in every bite. \n\nDefinitely a good choice for a East Bay Cheesesteak Treat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kY6EE2_ajFuA_BNeYGRXeA", "date": "2009-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0xrt_JZKMamoqQXA5qa6HQ", "text": "Going to telegraph i always enjoyed eating at 3 diff. spots and they were all on the same street.  Theres this joint, top dog across the street and this underground spot underneath the old tower records that served shitty pizza but u can play games and drink beers there.  \n\nIB's is delicshshsh....always a hard decision on this and top dog since that pizza joint closed.  Bucket of cheese fries or garlic fries with your cheese steak and ur set to go..... i usually go next door to the liquor store and get a different drink while they are making the cheesesteak cus the thirst quenching options are limited....not much room for seating here...oh and the hot sauce make sure to get some of that ....try grabbing the bottle and hogging it until someone has to ask u for it....\n\n(theres this other cheesesteak joint on E....1 ...FO..... in san leandro that would be good competition for IB's if they ever had an iron chef \"hoogies/cheesesteak\" edition, Bobby Flay would get his ass kicked)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PsB6Tr1OPpXJPZ5fS3vORg", "date": "2008-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BAeu4nb7v5bHWTMemqyjmw", "text": "Great sandwiches. Awesome cheese fries. Fair prices. Would probably come again.\n\nThe manager needs to watch how he talks to his employees though. Saw him yell at an employee in front of customers while asking incredulous questions. I was thinking, CALM THE F DOWN, BRO. Not cool. Minus 2 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "71-mlkXjXi_U8C1z5LbDiQ", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "m25d-_ewG4goHIqhsxHfOQ", "text": "I got a Hoagie here the first time I visited the Berkeley campus back in my HS days.  Since then, I've been hooked.  The sandwiches were much cheaper back then but whatever.  \r\n\r\nI've tried most of them and I absolutely love the bbq steak.  It works really well with the spicy sauce they use to create a spicy/sweet combo.  They put lots of meat and the buns are toasted to perfection too.  \r\n\r\nIf you really want a heart attack, get the chili cheese fries.  They come in a huge bucket and you'll be full for days.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K-PtK3gDicUeLXYoJmDKWw", "date": "2006-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Z0E-nin1m2jNSZ1TtY7LjQ", "text": "This is the first place I ever ate at when I went to Berkeley as a student.  Awesome cheesesteaks, chili cheese fries.\n\nSweet Jesus I want some now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kxGmX1lBXJAv-4mI_QduWg", "date": "2006-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ytuOkqbyj5F2TWgt9ZW05w", "text": "I hesitate to write an updated review after my eloquent and stirring first review, but here goes nothing:\n\nBest chili fries in town!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ar1TzD9ZxKQsR5iSaSL0NQ", "date": "2012-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "UoylvUs2tggWUY7QBYDTkA", "text": "This place is just greasy and delicious.  Pretty standard cheesesteaks but what gets me going there are the chili cheese fries.  It's a little trashy cus they use the fake nacho cheese like you get at smart and final, but man when you're eating that kind of food, trashy is the way to go.  \n\nwhoever invented chili cheese fries should get some kind of award... for being the cause of our nation's obesity problem.  \n\njust kidding i heart grease... but seriously go to the gym once in a while, please.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2--3--v8yHU3a3FljCcBRg", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cpzaI1uxAVwrbgSdOe5V1w", "text": "You know when you're super hungry, you want something fatty, fast, and cheap. When you get a Hoagie from here, as you unravel the beast that is the sandwich, you will start to notice how the paper is becoming transparent. It's great for splitting. Spend a couple dollars more and get a large and you'll have a 14 incher that you can split with a friend. I got the garlic fries,  but they werent as good as I remember. Maybe it was because I came late at night and got the soggier than a fresh batch, but I was still a happy camper. Definitely fulfilled my craving.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nTCF1VcR2tFoKWlFW4KRgA", "date": "2009-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dpTt9u7ZNFRtbE0yw_CFyg", "text": "i was driving back from work a couple of weeks ago when my roommate left me a message saying, \"hey, i forgot that you work late in berkeley some nights.  can you please pick me up an ib hoagie?!?!?!\"  i was like, wtf???  what is an ib hoagie??  well, last week i finally picked up one up (yes, i got the roomie one too!) and i thought i was going to die driving back to sf that sandwich smelled so good.  i had the garlic cheesesteak hoagie and it was super cheesy and wonderful :).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2006-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hfL-BSlf9jvB94QuY6P1yQ", "text": "I don't come here TOO often because it's pretty fatty but if you're in the mood for a quality, greasy sandwich, this is the place. Every now and then we all need to indulge a bit. I'd recommend trying one of the chicken options with a side of curly (cheese) fries.\n\nExpected bill: $7-$10", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZLfvKFwIAexQQOTV3SU6uA", "date": "2010-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jwI8s1XEmvrLKMc28euHLg", "text": "Love this place. I'm still exploring the menu here, but so far the mushroom, pepper and bacon cheesesteak are amazing. There's always a good amount of cheese on their cheesesteaks, and I can't wait to come back and try something new. Portions are huge, the sandwiches are greasy as it should be, and it won't break the bank! Just the way I like it. If you order the largest sandwich with a large bucket of fries, it'll last you two meals. No kidding.\n\nEvery item you order here is made to order, meaning they won't make it until you order it. That's why some of the food takes a long time. Even the fries takes about 5 minutes since they're deep frying them on the spot. \n\nThis place is a hole in the wall too. It's always cramped during peak hours, and there are some bar stools to sit on and eat at, but most people order out for convenience.\n\nIf you have a Spendgo account, this place accepts it. All credit cards are accepted here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SRdCXzyk_58EG0IIHldGkA", "text": "The best cheesesteaks I've found on this coast.  One wouldn't think making cheesesteaks -basically frying meat and onions- would be that hard, but I've lived on the coast for nine or so years and I've never found anything passable.  These are heads above the rest.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VKQJAASVsOc_1A4P6awj5A", "text": "If you crave something greasy and full of meat, run, don't walk here.  This hoagie shop makes some great cheesesteak type sandwiches and other fried things to handle your most dire need.  You get a french roll loaded up with chopped meats and all the fixings and cheese.  These are so good I have had people come up to visit from out of town with stopping here for lunch as one of their goals.\n\nCombine the hoagie with some curly or regular french fries and if your arteries survive, you'll be a happy camper.\n\nI used to get the 'mushroomsteak' when I was a regular here.  I would argue to myself that mushrooms are kinda healthy, so this makes it ok to eat, or something?  Either way, it's good, can get crowded during peak hours, but that's because people recognize good eats.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o02AlpbyIEQW7ulgYjxaBA", "date": "2007-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1JH25pQ33eS0r0YPPaehFQ", "text": "Their chili cheese curly fries= yum yum in my tum. I actually ate a whole bucket full myself....:X I'm a huge sucker for good fries. And their chili burger is good too! This place is great if you're craving fried food or looking to get a heart attack.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5XUBW2pwUN8X7N6Pvz_lLg", "text": "Another essential stop on our Berkeley Food Tour.  I'd give my right arm for a mushroom cheesesteak with a large bucket of curly fries and a giant soda... but then I'd have trouble eating with my left hand!  The meat is tender, the cheese is melty and the bread is fresh.  Can't ask for much else.  Oh wait, there is more.  The fries are crispy and also super fresh!  I do wish the sandwich bread was toasted but that's a slight change in the face of such all-around greatness.  \n\nPS:  Don't offer to share the bucket of fries with anyone.  It looks quite large but when you start dippin' those babies in ketchup, you won't wanna give any up!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wZtOQWUHduCJmUUlOGAVWg", "date": "2008-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AeLdrFTzwqi0_c8b6whYdQ", "text": "A few words about the place:\nLocated at the hub of south side, IBs Hoagies lures you in with the smell of fresh chili cheese fries($4.50) and melty cheesesteaks (~$7) as soon as you turn the corner of Durant Ave. With quick order turnaround(10min or less), always available seating, and reasonable prices, you can find me perched outside on a high stool during lunch hour. \n\nWhat i recommend:\nJust order a garlic, mushroom, or bacon cheesesteak sandwich with your fixings (tomato, lettuce, pickle, 1000 island dressing, mustard, etc) to go and take your drink with you enjoy the outdoor seating either there or on sproul. I usually go for the 6\" sandwich and that fills me up right but opt for the 12\" ~$9 when im feeling monstrously hungry. If I'm feeling fat the chili cheese fries in my opinion are the best in Berkeley.\n\nBottom line:\nThere really isn't anything like this in Berkeley. But what I like best is, if you get no dressing, and no mayo, you really have a rather light cheese steak sandwich. IBs actually uses good quality meat with a lower fat content than many cheesesteak places, making for a tasty, cheesy sandwich that doesn't have you clutching your heart 30minutes after you finish eating. It's fast, convenient, friendly, and delivers exactly what the same thing time and time again; a good hot sandwich.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_wXDCJIAbCkP4Y8otK6mTQ", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aL-UgYjXsj9uHfPhtygXtQ", "text": "Is it a genuine philly cheesteak? Do I care?\n\nWhatever you want to call them these things are heaven on a bun. \n\nIn my brief tenure at Berkeley I tried to limit my IB's hoagies consumption to 1x a month. \n\nMy favorites were the bacon cheesesteak and cheese fries. For about $8 you can get a cheesesteak and a drink. \n\nThe lines are about 15-20 min during the lunch rush. Forget about trying to get food here on football game days. \n\nThese things are seriously tasty and affordable. \n\nHeart attack on a plate, no doubt.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZBLZIOrO3DZJzDFlFO-bJw", "date": "2007-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BALguVHNa5NoNuusiDaO_Q", "text": "I love Hoagies, cheesesteaks, and sandwiches. Came up here to visit my homegirl up in Berkeley and we stopped by this place and I was very very impressed. I only got the sandwich but I was very impressed with the softness of the bread and how meaty the sandwich was. I got your typical Hoagie with the works and I can't remember if I added a few items but I was more than impressed with the size, the quality, and most of all the price! Next time I'm by CAL I will be checkin' this place out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hq6wwhgImByBXH4bnyY59Q", "date": "2011-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hColap_fK_fZz5ZzTI9LMg", "text": "Why did you have to wait til RIGHT AFTER I graduated Cal to start serving GARLIC fries, huh? hUH? HUH?!!!!!  WHY?!?!  You knew that's what I always craved and always dreamed of while snacking on your delicious bucket of fries.  You get minus 1 star for depriving me of garlic fries and then shoving it up my face after I move away.  The cheese steak sandwiches are aiiight... they just add some variety to a \"healthy\" college diet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AtxeZQgui91oDAjokS5Kdw", "date": "2007-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jGaSx8UbQqyZ0YHFQtXe0g", "text": "Best. Customer. Service. Ever.\n\nI went here yesterday with some friends.  I only had a credit card and desperately wanted garlic fries, but since there is a $5 minimum my friend ordered my fries for me along with his eggplant parmesan (which he said was dericious) and when we got our order, we realized they gave us an extra curly fries.  My friend looked at his receipt and said \"oh, I guess they charged me for that, oh well\" because their curly fries are awesome and just $2.  The owner overheard us talking and he said \"you didn't order these? Wait a second\" and he goes inside, talks to the cashier, and comes out. He hands my friend $2 and tells us to enjoy the fries.\n\nSO NICE! We did not even complain, we were fine with the extra order and fine with paying for it, but he just overheard us talking and wanted to do the right thing. \n\nI love this plaaaaaaace!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NAsw4GQHt37ZAvW_ARzbkA", "text": "I use to come here in College , since then its been 5 years since i returned.I ordered the Philly cheese steak with added modifications of extra garlic and mushrooms with the curly fries.\nWhen it arrived on my plate, the sandwich was a good portion and full filling . The meat balanced out the soft roll bread with a generous amount of mushrooms  and tinge of garlic  looking at the sandwich , it looked small, but when I finished it, i felt that i over ate. It just proves that  my eyes are hungrier then my stomach. So much food, for less then 6 bucks. !! \n\nThis place constitutes the saying\" GREASE IS GOOD\"..  don't come here if you are on a diet..The menu is not figure freindly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Hp1VxPAtEXf1VGBP9_WI1A", "date": "2011-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Q-wGwXZKAuOBeJwPUlvYzA", "text": "So GOOD but soooo BAD.\n\nI miss their curly chili cheese fries. Ohmigoodness, the fries are pure ecstasy in your mouth. One of the reasons why I was a chubby monkey in college.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oYQQbxptQzF4Yxgq1sLZTQ", "date": "2008-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UnSdXOkLqHv9DHXDNbPvFA", "text": "Oh man! Junkie comfort food at it's finest!!!\n\nI had a chicken hoagie my first time. It wasn't anything special, but still good. And then there was ...(duhn duhn duhn)... the cheese fries.... Oh the cheese fries! They were so yummy!! We got a bucket to share between 3 people and I had a hard time not scarfing them all down. \n\n*You know when your sharing something so yummy, you watch what pieces and how much the other people are taking, and you feel a twinge of jealousy when they take the pieces that you have been eying, and a twinge of disappointment as the supply dwindles.*\n\nI would make my boyfriend drive me to Berkeley at least once a week for a hamburger and cheese fries! The hamburgers were pretty decent. \nAnd I (hangs head in gluttonous shame) would often ask for extra cheese on the side and put that on my hamburger. Sooo good.\n\nI am lucky IB's wasn't close to my work, otherwise I would have had cheese fries everyday for lunch! \n\nOkay, enough already! Just go try them!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1H8G6QnLgBQpVh5GbMuBFg", "date": "2007-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "hA8_eKmYwxU-GY9BYP-bzg", "text": "kim-van t. and I are on the same boat with fries... NOM NOM NOM\n\nI heart you, IB garlic fries.  Hot or cold, you are dericious with a kick.  I couldn't stop staring at the curly fries another set of customers were indulging in... *googly eyed*\n\nBeer me...IB fries me... and let the good times roll.  \n\nAnother thanks to the cashier for my random request for 5 paper bags.  \n\nEAT HERE", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7z-Crwkwo3wyngtjFhdJ9A", "date": "2009-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Vee6Er1M-fMuXS8zTdRYyw", "text": "IB craving these cheesesteaks and hoagies.\n\nIB stopping by here when I go to Berkeley for a Cal Football game.\n\nIB inhaling these hoagies.\n\nIB going here since college (and I didn't go to Cal!).\n\nIB impressed with this spot.\n\nIB never let down.\n\nIB giving IB hoagies 5 stars!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2ZCASyHp7_Y85DMb2-5ExA", "date": "2008-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gDq1LiMkUO55TKuR5HGPZg", "text": "i haven't eaten at this place since i graduated, but now that i've been in the real world and tried many a hoagie (or cheesesteak, as it's popularly coined), i haven't found anything better.  \n\nthey're greasy, but the good kind of greasy, if you know what i mean.  try the chicken with mushrooms for less guilt.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gByecPFDGOPVa1jQ31MrGA", "date": "2007-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pa2viEroDJk3zaWv_3EMjg", "text": "Went here with the gf yesterday and got a mushroom hoagie to go since breakfast kept us full for the whole afternoon. So i actually ate this hoagie when we came home later in the day and ate it cold because I didn't want to ruin the bread by reheating it. It was still crusty on the outside even 5 hours after I bought it. Amazing! Five stars... this was the best cooked-then-cooled hoagie I've ever had.\n\nBe careful, the tables and stools that are parked outside can get quite hot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J9jOowVQHThze7lfC8kzgg", "date": "2007-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T39B81-Ha0IxGMkriAs1QQ", "text": "Totally overrated. Didn't have either meatball or the Chicken I wanted. I had their roast beef oven sandwich. Cheesesteak's underpar. If a little cheaper, would be worth bad-average taste.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "3mbq15oNswaBDQF6z3mNXg", "date": "2006-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "rHZu53CVZYKRMPaIR6KjdQ", "text": "Sure, food here is satisfying on hungry days (curly fries...mmmmmm....)\n\nHOWEVER, every bite I take, a new pimple pops out of my face. And then I would not step on the scale for days afterwards because I feel so disgusted.\n\nBest words to describe this is: GUILTY PLEASURE.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3e4SbwYHhNy7tzzYlusIcg", "date": "2011-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "NvApywvf30U41FtW_VvrtQ", "text": "I wanted to become a regular here, and for a short point in life, I came close. The stocky guy behind the counter seemed to have recognized me,  but that's not why I wanted to go so often. All of my actions were motivated by that Hoagie card. Yes, that card which indicates that you've bought ten hoagies before and have reached \"hoagie regular\" in which they reward you with a freebie. Needless to say, I failed. I should've kept that card in my wallet, so that I would bring it there consistently. The quality of the sandwiches were not good enough for me to have that often, so eventually I lost my card too.\n\n\nNowadays, to mask the pain of my failure, I slowly kill myself through the consumption of their chili cheese curly fries.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R9nUGtkEIJoLJX-z-TKI6g", "date": "2007-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "cJ2g6rTsad8jFu86K8gKXw", "text": "Purists probably wouldn't call these cheesesteaks, and even \"hoagie\" may be a bit of a stretch. Whatever they are, they are seriously tasty in the trashiest greasiest way possible. The garlic cheese steak is amazing, but it not a good idea to eat one if you plan on talking to anyone face to face for the rest of the day. For the seriously indulgent, go for the bucket o' chili cheese fries, and make sure you wash it down with at least 20 ounces of Dr. Pepper. After eating here, prepare to be in a greasy salty stinky haze of happiness - but don't ever think about what you are eating or doing to your arteries, or you'll kill the buzz.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wjGIqZfte1aJ9MTKLevxnA", "date": "2007-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NxmtfGgbGVSBcmVmlo-ZcQ", "text": "Okay where can you get a bucket of fries for $2.75?  And garlic fries at that with fresh diced garlic?  IB's Hoagies caught my attention because I was in the mood for a Poh'boy sandwich.  While they did not have a poh'boy they did have a yummy Philly cheese steak sammys!  What a fricken deal! $5 for a big frickin sandwich.\n\nYa gotta love coming into a college town, good cheap eats and lots o' options!\n\nJr. had the curly chili cheese fries.....in a bucket of course...I'm having that next time!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rMNPcAVo5Jpm55Sm68eQ2Q", "date": "2006-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ucSujS1rJAZnaUdjELMZoQ", "text": "3.5 stars. \n\nI am as big of a fan of I.B's Hoagies as anyone. So much so that I've been frequenting the joint that I hold close to my heart since 2005. Back in the day when I was in college I would order a large chili cheese fries, chili cheese burger, and a donut from King Pin donuts. I'll thank early 20's metabolism for being able to survive such glutinous behavior without becoming a whale.\n\nOf recent I feel like the quality is not quite the same. It's used to be a solid 4 stars for me, but I'll dock it a half a star just for a couple recent experiences.\n\nI still would highly recommend IB's for anybody just looking for some greasy 'I want a heartattack' type of food. The value is second to none. An order of a large cheesesteak could easily be 2 meals for only $8.99.\n\nMust orders:\nMushroom Steak: mmm mushrooms, grilled onions, and all the fixings on a toasted french roll. Can't go wrong. I haven't found any other cheesesteak place better than I.B's in the east bay. Enjoyable!\n\nChili Cheese Curly fries!!!!!: THIS IS MY FAVORITE. Curly fries don't come by that often. Throw on that pippin hot chili and steamin cheese and it's all good in the hood. \n\nChili cheese fries: Same chili, same cheese but just with regular fries instead of curly. Still devilishly yummy.\n\nThe garlic fries and chili cheese burger are just so so. My next visit I want to try the garlic steak sandwich since they put fresh whole grilled garlic on it. \n\nPlease don't expect a nice dining experience at I.B's. It is in the heart of Berkeley college town. You will get your fair share of obnoxious frat boys and bums just loitering around. The seating is only a couple small circular tables with bar stools. It's a no frills type a joint which is my type of place! It's all good in the hood.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "g8TkB9kLwc5JUdLcAU1Tfw", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "DRA5BkT2hgDTn0aDsoczEA", "text": "got a \"munch on me\" voucher for a pepperoni cheesesteak here. curious that my name and the address of this place was whited out on the voucher. had to log onto yelp to find the address.\n\nmunch on me promotes single item specials, not entire menus.\nsampling: pepperoni cheesesteak (3.99. 33% off)\n-surprisingly, pepperoni didn't taste like pepperoni which was a plus.\n-hoagie had pepperoni, lettuce, peppers, pickles, mayo, relish in an toasted hoagy bun.\n-filling but taste was that of mayo or was that cheese? no meat taste.\n\ncrumbs:\n-easy using munch on me voucher. they take the voucher and verify the code using their ipad.\n-service efficient, couteous.\n-metered parking.\n-may try burger next, no mo hoagies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "JC7Iook4NO-pRmJSTiF9dA", "text": "I'm not sure if the sandwiches got bigger or I started to shrink.  This is something that happens with age.  The spine starts to compress, and slowly, if the person doesn't die first, they might wink into nothing due to gravity.\n\nI came here on an impulse.  It was a planned, thoroughly researched impulse.  The impulse to get some cheese fries.  Then my mother convinced me that I should bring a sandwich home so we could all have a nice lunch together.  I order a large sandwich.  And a large cheese fries.  A few minutes later, I was handed a package that cleverly hid the mammoth proportions.  It was like spanx for a sandwich.\n\nAs I unwrapped the paper around the mushroom cheesesteak with everything on it, I could feel myself blushing.  \"Hey dad, grab the tape measure!\"  After dutifully measuring it, the sandwich was 16\" long.  And cost $9.  Half of that sandwich and the cheese fries fed a family of 3.\n\nI hate san francisco, and I am moving back to berkeley.  Also, I found out what 5 year old Oreo Cakesters taste like.  It was not pleasant.  Not pleasant at all.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vn8nPLA7J_GkHEiW5vEmbA", "date": "2011-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "i9s0Aq3kPA-mnpyBEcHz7A", "text": "This is the one place I don't get sick of in Berkeley. Their garlic fries/ curly fries/ cheese fries are AMAZING! omgg best place ever. Their cheesesteaks are a good portion for the price. It always lasts me for two meals. I love their mushroom cheesesteak. However, their garlic cheesesteak wasn't all that good to me. But it could just be my taste. Their hamburgers are giant and so juicy too. mmMmmmMmmm\n\nMy only criticism...slight slight criticism is that they don't take credit card. I always have to walk to an atm before going to IB's. still totally worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GArj6YRJL94AkOKsSkL3Rg", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "swTdBkz793p2xD1WyvIXxQ", "text": "this place reminds me of a walking-distance version of smokehouse. \n\ni don't remember enjoying my meal much, but i do remember holding back my vomit.\n\nso why two stars instead of one? i like things that are bad for me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xLQnp8AG-wNRGsDSti_K1g", "text": "It's places like I.B.'s that makes me wish I were an overweight boy who didn't give a crap about what I ate. Always delicious, but so fattening :(\n\nI love getting the Hot Link or Hot Pastrami sandwich, and I load it up with mustard, hot sauce and jalapeno peppers (tastes better than it sounds, trust me). If I'm super duper hungry, I'll get an order of curly fries (the best kind of fries!). And then I'll stop eating for the rest of the week. \n\nFor the price, the sandwiches are really large (I can split mine into two meals and a snack), and they are generous in how much meat they put in there. The meat is always hot and juicy, and the fries are crispy perfection. I'm getting hungry just writing about them. I'd love to explore the menu a bit more, but that also means I'd have to hit the gym twice a day... I'll think about it.\n\nThere's not much seating inside the store itself (it's like a counter and two bar tables and a couple of stools), but they have tables and seats on the pavement out front. Great for evenings, but I hated eating my hot sandwich with the scorching sun on my face. Not very classy at all (actually, nothing about this review is very classy... haha).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ygklQCgcL-e4gW5MPKKnlA", "text": "gah its like a heart attack in a sandwich. there are just some days that i just crave crave crave for an IB's hoagie.  it just hits the spot like no other. I usually get the mushroom or bbq hoagie.  it's big enough to share or save for dinner.  their curly fries are awesome.  burgers arent bad either. and cheap!  but i suspect there are better hoagies out there since berkeley isnt exactly known for cheesesteak sandwiches so until i find a tastier version i can only give three stars because IB's is just okay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2007-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "h4asOBFSLEgaCEdXeuM1cQ", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nCame here on two separate occasions: one with a friend for lunch with two MunchOnMe voucher's in hand, and one solo visit with a third MunchOnMe voucher. I swear, I'm like a walking MunchOnMe ad.\n\nService here is fairly quick. On my first visit, our two hoagies took about 10 minutes to be served. We sat outside around one of the small diner tables and scarfed down our meal in the sun. On my second visit, my cheeseburger took about 10 minutes to be served as well. With the quality of the food they serve, the wait time was well worth it.\n\nThe cashier doesn't seem to enjoy smiling, but she's courteous and quick. In any case, I smiled plenty for the both of us c:\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nSPINACH CHEESESTEAK: fresh Angus beef cooked with spinach, grilled onions, white bread, cheese, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mustard, mayo [6\" $4.99 | 9\" $6.45 | 15\" $10.99 | 9\" $4.99 with MunchOnMe]\n- I tried to be healthy by opting for the spinach cheesesteak, but there wasn't too much spinach to make me feel healthy. And it's a cheesesteak, for goodness sake. Why do I even bother???\n- The beef is tender! But I felt that its flavor didn't really come through, unfortunately. It was overpowered by the vegetables and bread.\n- The melted cheese is soooo good.\n\nPEPPER CHEESESTEAK: fresh Angus beef, green bell peppers, pickled peppers, grilled onions, white bread, cheese, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, mustard, mayo\n- My friend said it was decent, but not spectacular.\n\nAVOCADO CHEESEBURGER: Fresh Angus beef (or chicken or veggies), grilled onions, wheat bun, cheese (optional), iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, ketchup, mayo, mustard, 1000 Island dressing [$4.99 | $3.99 with MunchOnMe]\n- You can choose between white/yellow America, Swiss, provolone, and cheddar cheese. They also have various patty options: garden, Boca, chicken, or turkey. I opted for the default beef patty with provolone.\n- The burger is MASSIVE. It's like 1.25x the size of an In-N-Out burger, and 4x the size of a McDonald's hamburger. When the server handed me my take-out bag, the weight of the bag was immediately noticeable.\n- They're very generous with the avocado! As usual, the avocado, which has a slight guacamole texture but is pieced in chunks, doesn't contribute much to taste. But it adds a wonderful creaminess to each bite.\n- The meat is well cooked, although there is a whopping amount of veggies and sauces piled in there. But they don't skimp on the size of the patty, which is always appreciated. There is just the right amount of every topping, and it miraculously sticks together till the very end. Also, there isn't a lot of sauce/veggie-water run-off from the bottom of the burger, so your last few bites won't be soggy and gross! Yay!\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nIn terms of taste and flavor, I prefer their burgers. On the other hand, their hoagies are a better bang for the buck because I still felt a remnant of hunger after finishing my burger. But if you order a side of fries, the price matches that of a 9\" hoagie, AND you get some fries. And word on the block is that their fries are good. Mmm, looking forward to my next visit already.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "4xIlMlUQcbJSC3QeE9-SpQ", "text": "Cheese fries. Cheese fucking fries. With that ooey gooey nacho cheese sauce. \n\nThe small bucket/big cup is enough as a meal for me. \n\nNow, leave me alone as I indulge and continue with my artery-clogging guilty pleasure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qgx6OzZU28WGnEPny4KRvA", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tryxGxGqf3SIIZhh4kqhKA", "text": "I think their hoagies are just okay, but oh lord...their FRIES...I simply can't get enough...but I do try to limit myself. To only going three times a week. Just kidding. I think. \n\nThey're always freshly deep fried so while you have to wait a few minutes, you are also rewarded with a highly satisfying crunch on the outside and a softness on the inside. IB's sure does know how to salt them too. After I purchase and receive my regular sized order of fries for $1.62 (inc. tax) to go, I inevitably reach into the brown bag to eat a few while hurrying down Telegraph to get home and savor the rest.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "fZk7JP47cGCxVYb-hLAR-Q", "text": "CURLY FRIES!!!!  yummm, Fresh and crispy; perfectly fried.  Only quick pit stop to satisfy your curly fries craving on southside.  \n\nI haven't tried anything else, so can't offer any other insights besides that there are only 2 small high tables w/ stools to sit and eat at.  You might need to head over to the asian ghetto to sit down and eat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 7, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2Hl8rRG4cYjiVy7Kt27dUA", "text": "Can't talk, eating.   \n\nThat's what their cheese steaks do to me.  They render me unable to say anything other than \"can't talk, eating\" until I finish.  When I was in college I had a routine of coming here for a sammich after every final and watching tv until I fell into a meat and cheese induced coma.  The fries are yummy too.  The only reason I can't give it 5 stars is that there's not a lot of places to sit and eat, and the fries don't travel well.  \n\nFYI - A meal from IB's is best consumed within 15 minutes of when they put it in the bag.  It just doesn't re-heat well", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VD8Ox-akHloK3-QV3FxY-g", "date": "2006-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "J2S3u5eO7K-4zw8fDmw4lQ", "text": "I just tried their cheesesteak hoagie for the first time and now am definitely feeling the food coma coming on. Anyway, it's a good sandwich, fatty yet satisfying, but nothing to call home about. I wish they toasted their bread a little bit; soggy hoagie = no good. Their fries, on the other hand, are fried to perfection. I haven't tried the garlic fries yet, but the curly fries are ace.\n\nFrom now on, IB's will be my outlet when I am feeling stressed and/or sad and/or need to indulge. I will be coming back for the fries more so than the hoagies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2009-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QoR_LeGJhn7cKq7Qu1JIRw", "text": "I was having one of those hectic, messed up days and IB's Hoagies saved me. I had eaten no breakfast or lunch, and my stomach was planning a coup. I had about 5 bucks, so I chose their $1.99 bucket of fries and a smoothie. It was a good choice. \n\nThe fries are large (they're practically wedges) and still steaming when you get them. They are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside...no wimpy, wilted slivers here. And the bucket is huge: I was starving and I couldn't even finish more than half. \n\nThe smoothie was tasty, but for the price I expected a bit more fanfare. Whipped cream, or drizzled chocolate or something. True, I did see them blend the 'real coffee and ice cream' together, but I can't help the fact that I've become spoiled by Starbuck's. But my tastebuds were satisfied, and that's all that really matters.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "q4RglSvV2MOikaX1o5JJsw", "date": "2007-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dcnbkCS5IwEyh_Q7yzumWg", "text": "order the chili cheese curly fries. then go next door to johnston's and buy stewart's ginger beer. go back to ib's to pick up your fries.\nsigh. delish.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "nkYbAM90rm-0Bw90v9ijiA", "text": "I heart cheesesteak sandwiches. I think it started back in junior high when my mom would take us to the mall to eat sandwiches there. So when I felt I needed a light snack on a sunny SF afternoon, we headed to I.B.'s Hoagies in good ol' Berkeley. \n\nOrdered the mushroom steak, with everything on it, and curly cheese fries. The mushroom steak was good, but I think the chicken would've been better. Halfway through it, I realized what was missing - ranch dressing. I asked for some and the sandwich immediately became better. What a waste of half of it with no ranch! Stupid stupid stupid! \n\nAnd then the fries. There are cheese fries. And then there are I.B.'s CHEESE. CURLY. FRIES. They must pour in the cheese and the fries together in harmony, because no fry is cheeseless. A small is a huge tub, plenty to share between two people. I could've bought another regular fries and dumped it in there to lighten up the cheesy goodness a bit. \n\nAnd if you sit at one of the two high-tops inside, you can people watch all the students and freaks walking by. Or like us, see someone showing his friends the new bong he just bought. Sweet!\n\nAlways a nice, affordable stop when you're near UCB. Before or after a hit is up to the individual.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "36Vr9BASkR2v9NKNoZtiSA", "date": "2009-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "OLuSKjyHhOn25EcmA1FS0w", "text": "First things first. This is NOT a Philly Cheesesteak shop. They will readily admit this to you if you ask so don't go here hoping for Cheez Whiz or you will surely leave disappointed.\n\nI got the regular cheesesteak, hold the lettuce, tomatoes and pickles (yes, I de-hoagied it). The regular was $5.98 w/ tax (same price for all the variations) and was an 8\" soft french roll with about a 3/4\" layer of cheesy grilled onions and beef.\n\nThe rolls are perfect for the sandwich. Sturdy enough to hold together with the moist fillings, but with a soft crust that isn't going to gouge your gums when you take a huge bite. I really enjoyed the sweet flavor of the grilled onions and just the right amount of cheese oozing between the pieces of chopped steak. A few gristly pieces of meat are bringing this down a notch.\n\nI've had much more consistent hoagies at this location vs. the downtown Oakland one on San Pablo.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "nYfWxJpzPcLeR2RCKNm8ew", "text": "Sometimes fake is better.* \n\nThe chili cheese fries at Ib's are some of the best I've had anywhere. \n\nThe cheese is nacho cheese (which I LOVE!), and the chili is super processed and contains no trace of beans (which I HATE!). All that on top of perfectly crunchy-on-the-outside-mushy-on-the-inside fries = perfection. Just look at the picture. \n\n*Note: Does not apply to people, handbags, or boobs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H6h5CNcyb4cfuK1aQr2xWA", "date": "2008-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "94s5_yqxIO4vQSn43GIaUQ", "text": "I lubs their tubs of fries. \n\nregular fries, curly fries, garlic fries, cheese fries, chili cheese fries, curly cheese fries -- I want them all.\n\nMy favorites are the peppersteak, mushroomsteak, and garlic steak. The large is about the length of from my elbow to fingertips. This place is best for those greasy spoon cravings on the go, but unfortunately, they always take way too long with orders.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "TFafwBW1tI_0S1weB_yl7g", "text": "Cheesesteak with mushrooms, bucket of garlic fries, large sprite.\n\nHave TUMS handy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hwe8ofQPXY9O9HTbiBrbXw", "date": "2008-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "TUIDRJ_rUkdmYPSRAAEsPg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 11}, "review_id": "9xHZ3kKUC6nXCzrXv-xsnA", "text": "My college boyfriend worked here and always smelled like a hoagie to me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PneFv0XPJjK7hOVcCpsWlA", "date": "2007-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "09nguxwja0Rmy_E0rCadxA", "text": "It's kind of sketchy looking, and the Chinese food isn't the best, but it IS cheap for the amount of food you're getting, and the people who work there are some of the nicest restaurant people I've ever met. I would literally come back and eat here again just because they are so nice!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "39yHbCUrGr3E3jCk025l9g", "text": "A-OK for fast food Chinese. They have a variety of choices and we got a ton of food for under $11 including tax.\n\nWe ordered the small family meal with white rice instead of fried rice. For the entrees we got spicy chicken and fried pork along with two egg rolls. \n\nI wish the chicken was more crisp, but because of the buffet style service that is unlikely unless you can get it when it comes out fresh. I didn't like the chow mein, but I had the fried rice before and it's fine.\n\nPanda Express will always be my favorite for fast food Chinese just because I like their orange chicken.\n\n(p.s. woo this is my 100th review!)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MUpANWwVkhbTp4LFWNnaYA", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7OYlyX6ecTCl6TdWnXJ3zQ", "text": "it re-opened! everything is super cheap! its your typical chinese food really. greasy, oily, cheap, and a shit load of msg!\n\nits not that great but honestly you are getting what you paid for, which is ridiculously cheap btw!\n\nthe chow mein is quite bland. I really liked the spicy tofu though, but the spicy chicken (which is supposed to be the orange chicken i guess) was weird. \n\nthey dont take card either so bring cash!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "azCk2YXSFr-lKgBtA3CWIA", "date": "2010-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Nsc4xYr__fT3pPVFLDfoA", "text": "Your typical Chinese fast food take-out joint, with chow mein, lemon chicken and whatnot. The food is quite greasy, but it's pretty decent, compared with all the mediocre Chinese places around here. I've practically tried everything at this point, since I actually live on top of the place. The portions are generous and it's really really cheap, like only $4 for a two item combo.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce1pzEZtUKA_ug_NoMv51Q", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aHDXWebYgu5ZYKmW-2ByfA", "text": "Eh. This place is not that great in my opinion. But I guess lots of people like to come here because it's fairly cheap. And college kids are broke. \n\nThis place kind of tastes like Panda Express. You know-fake Chinese food. I'm not a huge fan, but some people just like that kind of stuff.\n\nMy experience here wasn't all that great. I thought I'd give it a shot because some of my friends really liked this place since it's cheap and pretty good. So I ordered just 1 entree with tofu. But the tofu was kind of cold, and tasteless, and the rice was very hard. I regret spending my $3.08 here. Even though my friend paid for me. \n\nBut if you are someone who doesn't really mind fast Chinese food, then I'd suggest this place for lunch. It's fast and cheap!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "anl8is-juG82PCIejC_q6g", "text": "You can't fault them for 'unabashingly' playing the role of cheap, gut-busting, hyper fast chinese food of the neighborhood. For the amount of food you get at the price, it would be unethical to be so critical of this place. However, it is hard to get over the fact that the food is unidentifiable and taste very similarly of the overbearing sauce, across the board. But unlike many other 'express' chinese places, you can visually identify some other colors than brownish red, such as some greens and oranges from vegetables. Also, be ready for the 'chinese food syndrome' as you'll likely overdose on MSG after one meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JXOXMH_G_G1U4tFsroLutQ", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BMkM79QSnyFWYDP9raQpwA", "text": "I'm giving this place 4 stars not because it is the greatest Chinese food ever, but because of the quality of Chinese + the price.  I used to come down here (my apt was literally right upstairs...dangerous) and order the spicy chicken + chow mien.  I think this totaled to about $3.  CHEAP!  I came here all 4 years I was a student at Cal... thus the freshman 15.  (not because of the crappy DC food)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r0yj7wRAs4mNSgp_OvvstA", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cF505BsodHaUJVo3q-1fUQ", "text": "For students around the area, or just anyone looking for decent food on a tight budget.\nIt's a fairly new place, kinda your typical Chinese a-la-carte type of fast food place. The food is above average in my opinion, and fairly cheap, too. The $2.75 special ($3.00 +tax) I believe is still on, and basically it's steamed rice with one entree. Just add a dollar for another entree or chow mein. \n\nIt's cheap and good for days where you just don't want to cook your own food. If you know what Panda Express is, this is basically the same thing, but better food and cheaper. The teriyaki chicken and broccoli are awesome, and basically all the other entrees. They taste good (but that's probably because of the MSG).\n\nIt's a small store with a few tables, most people just take-out. Tables are small, from 4-6 person tables.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uxW1SZr_MZW242GmRN-kEQ", "date": "2010-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CNsNYadX3pseKY7aNURIyQ", "text": "They ran out of Chow Fun and Orange Chicken, and the cook rudely told me he wouldn't cook more.  Wouldn't have been so bad had there not been a significant wait, but I ended up waiting for ten minutes, only to walk out the door within the next thirty seconds.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "NLxvH0BjWY7i1aLB16hDgw", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CPhgoqxbe9cj-yX8mRBG4A", "text": "Lots of food, super cheap, decent taste. They use ALOT OF MSG though. So be wary. I would recommend the green beans and chicken and the teriyaki chicken.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dGbzt7lrJwvbrADhJLu8sA", "text": "This place is like Panda Express but for wayyy cheaper. I'm not really that into Chinese food but for when I randomly get a craving this place is perfect. \nI'm pretty stingy when it comes to spending money on food so this place is great for the price. And although it's cheap, they pile on the food. I was able to save half of the food to eat the next day. Honestly if you want Chinese food in Berkeley come here. Other places taste the same so why not pay less?\n\nAlso it's cash only and open till 9.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eBvJbo8F6__u-G3xhVsbFw", "text": "What could be better than dirt cheap, deliciously unhealthy chinese food during finals? \n\nGreat for the price. It's not as delicious as panda express, but then again, it's way cheaper than panda express. \n\nYou can get yourself a decent meal of chow mein and orange chicken for 2.75, no lie. \n\nSometime the entrees are gross, sometimes they're frickin delicious. I have no idea why. \n\nIt's cheap food. Cash only, obviously. If it looks old, don't order it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FVLryRK88aocXPqgA80bWQ", "text": "Known more by Berkeley students as \"dollar chinese\", this place used to be $1 per item, but I heard it's around $1.50 now.  \n\nI gotta say, this is the only restaurant I know where all my chinese friends refuse, absolutely refuse to go to or get takeout from.  Being non-chinese, however, I had much lower standards.  I gotta say, even at $1.50/item (rice counts as an item), this place is DIRT CHEAP.  Perfect for the starving college student.  As a bonus, being at Channing, it was only about a block from \"Roach-dale\", my crappy (but also dirt-cheap) college apartment.  I have walked home from classes  and gotten fried rice or chow mein w/ one meat item (usually fried chicken), ate it back at my apartment and got full for a little over 2 bucks.  In that respect, this place totally serves its purpose.\n\nFood quality is a bit similar to what you can buy off the deli section of your local asian supermarket.  Not great, but edible in my opinion.  Though I haven't been here since I left Berkeley years ago, I will always have a soft spot for this place, for keeping a starving student from starving completely.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R5i-8R4vBov0wfNBGg2MwA", "date": "2007-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GP28VNmPTcJI0Oyk2vj-iA", "text": "Cheap and greasy. But cheap. Larger selection, and fresher than the place that used to be there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hTuOXAKXu58MuXmqDiGlkQ", "text": "This place advertises $1.49 lunch...  Need I say more?  It is a convenient restaurant/buffet if you have a hangover and just want to pick up a cup of soup or something, but it is cheaper and lower quality than a food-court Panda Express, so it is probably not too good for your overall life span.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I_9wLujVjJokeRFphglRKQ", "text": "I would say more around the level of 3.5 basically because it is very super fast and cheap, because it has that panda express take out so there is no waiting for your food. The price is very cheap, ranging around 3-5 dollars. The food is alright, nothing fancy or special so im not such as huge fan of that. Very greassy and oily, their chow fun is okkaayy... mainly go here for their price and its location between my house and the school.\n\nAlso the portions aren't so large, you get one rice or chow main option onto the large portion of your plate, and then a choice of item in one corner of the triad plate, so a very small portion of meat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eSovBfz8diIbXYamn5U95Q", "date": "2010-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iAMFHiADmGPGMfsgTe84fg", "text": "Yeah..dollar chinese is not particularly tasty, nor does it taste like \"real\" chinese food, but honestly its about 100x better than the dining hall across the street. This place saved my ass so many times when I was living in the dorms and could literally no longer stomach dorm food. I just got the fried rice (mmm) with the only tofu dish they had there and it was always edible and almost tasty! I've never gotten ill, nor has anyone else I know that has eaten there. That being said, I think it'd be a bit risky to buy any sort of seafood dish there.\nThe same guy is always serving and he's really nice. I stopped eating there once I moved a few blocks down, but if you're in the area, hungry, and only want to spend about $2.50 for a filling meal, this is the place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4voJtLif2mzi84XUsjHAJw", "date": "2008-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jcZZGDjA_2_keeDknpEHpg", "text": "You get what you pay for. Cheap and lots of variety, but the food is mediocre at best. Most items are too salty and/or oily. Avoid unless on an extraordinarily tight budget.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "K0fC4R2EpaCEw8OuXdTstQ", "date": "2011-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k4DE5Xi7TuSPklPsveqa3g", "text": "Good cheap Chinese take-out that's not too greasy or salty.  My co-workers and I come here and order the large family dinner to split between 3 and always leave full and satisfied.  If I go by myself, I  normally get the 3 item combo with can soda.  The portions are very generous.  The orange chicken is good for fast-food quality.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TxySJNIt7ZTWH1IPzrciSg", "date": "2011-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KayVYY_zvd4x5jJPDLHT0g", "text": "Cheap and edible, that's about all you need to know. If you're looking for a quick fix for a few bucks, this is the place go. The wide range of entree options makes it easy for the meal to be hit and miss, but the very simple knowledge that there exists within the possibilities something that tastes and feels alright is good enough for me. Three stars sounds about right.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZPyQ1_ZpU17u532Ibk6Yww", "date": "2011-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kDiDiy_iyD9s6CFmLIj9cQ", "text": "Won ton soup for $1.65\nlots of fat and salt in every dish\nnice people\nPatrons include homeless to emeriti\navoid the overcooked*\n\n*Special tip: for dishes with vegetables, only get the ones that still look green....duh", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sfsrYHcuNvhn5Ajn9W0Mcw", "date": "2009-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kXn82ufj_OdyxvPGEnSDqA", "text": "i got their 4 dollar meal which was one entree, fried rice/ noodles, and eggroll/potsticker. i was really satisfied with the price and the amount of food that came with it which lasted me almost two meals. i got their spicy chicken and chow fun. both were really good and i can't wait to go back to try the others. however, i wouldn't recommend the potstickers. i thought i'd get 2 potstickers instead of 1 eggroll, but they still give you just one potsticker and it's really not that good. the skin was all dry and not warm so i'd go with the eggroll next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lG3fzzSNrgoxjlH9bTBXHw", "text": "This place is the Panda Express of Berkeley. Stupid berkeley noobs decided to prevent Panda Express from opening a location on campus, even though it would raise revenue for the school and the current location is still unoccupied. \n\nThe food at China Express is honestly pretty bad. It's about as good as panda express. This place deserves four stars because it's the only Chinese-fastfood style restaurant in the entire campus area. This is important if you don't feel like waiting at a sit-down restaurant, such as the nearby Sun Hong Kong.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jcr5xVkXWqDHdMHGeS0o3g", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M8bYarYhuH7RlYx4bkQGIg", "text": "The best cheap food in town. I frequent this place. Never been sick. AWESOME/quick service from people who actually appreciate it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xpkYTJb1kGzhn5QDT2ydNQ", "date": "2008-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nv1ggMiiKIXFBi0FNyVKvw", "text": "I. Loved. Dollar. Chinese.\n\nUnfortunately this last time I went out to the area, I found out that it wasn't a dollar anymore. And when I drove by to get some, it wasn't even open. Did this place close? If it did, I'll be very sad, because it was great. Similar to Panda Express or Manchu Wok, but individually made and delicous. And a dollar. \n\nYep. I loved it. And now it's gone.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PUyiI-QMaGYKSJ5kY7MgkQ", "date": "2009-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ouu_WzkQYMU6lJCqSeTyUg", "text": "I live a minute away from this place and decide to try it. I'm a vegetarian, so I ask if I can try a piece of their tofu dish. The lady tries to give me a vegetable. I ask her for a piece of tofu, she gives me a dirty look then does it. So, I order the fried rice, veg. roll, and tofu dish to go. She gives me a ton of fried rice, four pieces of broccoli and 2 pieces of tofu and a veg roll. total was $4. the portion of rice was ridiculous and the one thing i did want (tofu) I only got two pieces of...kinda silly..i know, you get what you pay for. They use MSG so I prob. will not go back here again. The lady was mean too...I asked her how she was and no response, just a dirty look.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P2oigeNecqHkP5F2r8StRA", "text": "My favorite place to get kung pao chicken. It's extra spicy, inexpensive, and delicious.  I love that I can get a box of chicken and a box of rice for about 4 dollars.  Pretty awesome.  The place is kind of old and looks kinda gross, though. Lol.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hLGKr59Uc7yZOUzS-ptLrw", "date": "2011-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pFn0L8ncU_JhS66BTmp3yQ", "text": "Great Cheap Chinese Takeout!\n\nI always get the 3 Item combo with Spicy Chicken, Broccoli Beef and white rice. It comes out to exactly $5. Super good deal.\n\nI usually avoid the fried rice and chow mein because there is just wayyy too much MSG. The lemon chicken is also pretty tasty. I come here for lunch all the time, especially when I want a ridiculous amount of food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "t0oG_WsVBJSKS5DQtStK-A", "date": "2011-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P_ji57ivV0Q81yqsOQAh_w", "text": "I've gotten higher quality food in microwavable tv dinners from safeway", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2NR_eK9iKawuccucJczwcw", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RrZQSPSUivy9zKvPC48BuA", "text": "Great lunch destination.  Quick, easy, and good.  No waiting in line for very long.  I got the three item combo for just over $5 and choose the fried rice, mongolian beef (nice and mildly spicy), and fried chicken (which is basically the chicken they use for sweet and sour chicken, without the sauce. nice and crispy. yum).  \n\nMy only complaint is that they take cash only.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hvrDTj-1SCpRohsYcWazkg", "date": "2010-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sQAs2uLOcl2OEkMuN3zRDw", "text": "cheaper than panda express, but not as good. quality is really lackluster here, even for a quickie place. they've upgraded the look and the prices are good, but most of the stuff i've tried wasn't too good. potstickers were nice. chow mein and fried rice were below par. as was orange chicken. don't think i'll be returning.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zWa3If7VpGBGWpEgl0aqGA", "date": "2010-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VW5b9BGnjQilLlFcvc5ViA", "text": "My broke-ass student type friends took me here and the food was nothing to write yelp about but it was super cheap and we had a good time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "c0XeKPrjGv65DRWBLTz19Q", "date": "2008-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_VYzPrY6oBmZtIpDnsVRyw", "text": "Food: Pretty darn good! I've had a variety of Chinese food in my life, everything from Americanized Panda Express to the spiciest of noodle bowls in the outskirts of X'ian. Of course, they curtail their Chinese menu to the bear necessities for college students: you will always be able to find orange chicken and sweet-and-sour pork. Still, if you've ever gone to Panda Express feeling wronged by the clearly re-heated frozen foods and scant portions, Chinese Express will ease the pain, while still providing fast and fresh foods.\n\nAtmosphere: Not a place to sit down. The restaurant is clean and orderly, but the size and table arrangement isn't conducive to sustained conversations of any sort. Besides, who would want to chat with their friends at a place where everyone in the restaurant could hear every word? I have only ever gotten my food to-go here, and I don't plan on changing that.\n\nService: Fast, efficient service. The workers don't have the greatest grasp on English, so you may need to slow down and repeat your orders.\n\nTake-it-from-Me: This place serves HUGE portions. I am a 6' 2\" man, and I could not come close to finishing a 2-item combo. No need to spend more money on a bigger meal. Always choose less at Chinese Express!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o1j6u-O5dS-gO7gNc4wzqQ", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wN_K2ACej-zWpr-3IPng6A", "text": "Nothing better than food court chinese. Chewy beef..decent chicken.\nI asked for a knife..\"We don't have knives\" What?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3aFFrTY1ozlT0sbnhMm5dA", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xSVek9D3VLBKbA4NgCHccw", "text": "dirt cheap chinese joint that definitely hits the spot. the chow mein was downright adequate and the orange chicken was completely fine.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y0cCcyxKUsOBjyN10qtkZg", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zDIi1L2SIRrQ8uM5aRWRRw", "text": "I was craving some Chinese fast food one day and decided to give this place a go.  I had passed by before and noticed it's super cheap -- $3.75+tax for a two item combo, which gives you chow mein or fried rice (I think you can also get chow fun), an entree item and an egg roll.\n\nThere was hardly a wait which was nice.  However, the food wasn't so nice.  Now I know you have to hold this kind of food to a different kind of food to a different kind of standard -- you should expect your food to be greasy and MSG-laced.  I'm totally fine with that.  You won't find a bigger Panda Express fan out there than me!  \n\nBut honestly, the food here just tasted.... OLD.  I don't mind if food has been sitting in a heating tray all day as long as I can't taste.  But I could definitely taste it.  The chow mein was indeed greasy, as other's have pointed out.  But more importantly, it was flavorless and limp and... like I said OLD.  The fried part of the orange chicken was really tough and chewy despite the copious amount of sauce.  The chicken itself was dry as well. The egg roll wasn't bad, though not very crispy.\n\nMaybe you just need to go earlier in the day when the food has just been made, but from the way things tasted I wouldn't be surprised if they save their food for the next day....  I think I'll try this place once more, just because the price is so good.  Hopefully I'll have better luck next time.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zStIL9oKsFmYZ8Ddof9P2w", "text": "My friend and I were craving for Panda Express and since there's none in Berkeley, we decided to try this out. Compared to other Chinese restaurants around, I would say this is the cheapest you get. However, what you pay is what you get. The food is mediocre, not as fresh as I would like and definitely greasy. The restaurant is small and looks kinda dirty also.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3xL6vWTdo9tHWjLrwr8j3w", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2ZivI8lS1VS4_G3MjOlnOg", "text": "This is probably the cheapest place around Telegraph for what you get. Don't expect high quality though. \n\nDon't get the orange chicken or sweet and sour pork. It's mostly  bread/batter/fat covered in sweet sauce and not actual chicken or pork. Stick to the entrees that are mostly vegetables because at least you know what you're getting. \n\nThe shrimp/broccoli is good and also is the other dish with green beans \n\nAlso fried rice was kinda dry...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CnKdK1ZwXuTDFLvN-dJ2Kg", "text": "I love everything about this place. This is your typical Chinese restaurant albeit smaller, fast food style, and close to campus. It's cheap, greasy, filling, and plentiful. The place is a bit like Panda Express except it's not a chain but a family owned restaurant. It's also a bit more fresh but not as much as a regular sit down restaurant obviously.\n\nMy roommate and I came here and got three entrees and a big pile of fried rice and fried noodles for $11 total. You can try anything you want and we literally sat there and tried almost everything. They didn't complain and were happy to hear us out. \n\nIt's not fancy so for no frills, cheap Chinese that is close by come here! The name does not lie. The only thing that was annoying about this place was cash only. There were a few seats but this place is mostly take out. I think I counted about 20 or 25-30 seats max but most people take out so it's all good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k8zks-XjWWtowlZTnly4XQ", "text": "The food is greasy, comes in large quantities, and is extremeley filling and dirt cheap.  They make traditional 'Chinese' dishes and you select a few items to be paired with fried or steamed rice.  The choices are really Americanized stuff like orange chicken and broccoli beef.  All the choices sit under heatlamps for god knows how long.  Every dish is teeming with MSG (you'll probably take a nap after eating here).  The place was remodeled not too long ago, but still has quite a dirty feel to it.  If it weren't for the speed (i get togo usually) and cheap price of it, I would definitely rate it two stars.   Nothing spectacular, but definitely a place to drop by if you're hungry and short on cash or in a rush.\n\nOh yea, and its cash only.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2011-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s9Bipo2BjU4efXXLPuQeCA", "text": "It's mediocre pricing, but value conscious in relation to everything else on Telegraph, but it's really bad quality. I mean bad quality as in it leaves you with the greasy lazy feeling after eating a meal there. It will hit you within 15 minutes, and you'll want to sleep during class. Their fried rice is either raw or reheated. It's just not soft enough.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tC_YA30PBoHkTM3Kt3z6OQ", "text": "Quick service Chinese tends to be lousy.  I mean, we all eat it or at least I do.  It's cheap and filling.  Chinese Express, however, steps it up a notch.  Their dishes sitting in their little tray holes actually look fresh and tasty.  It took me a while to decide what I wanted because everything looked good. \n\nSome points:\n1. Their chow mein actually had chicken and veggies in it.  They were not just flavorless and limp noodles.\n2. Their chicken dishes all tasted different and their spicy chicken had some real heat to it.\n3. I got a ton of food for 6 bucks with tax.\n4. I want to go back now as we speak.\n\nA minor detractor:\n1. Hey, why not put your water station out where the customers can use it?  Your spicy chicken made me thirsty!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xAm25Qy74XuoFQKa87xEzQ", "text": "you need 2 Fast and 2 Furious China Man in da House Ninja Take Out to Go for Cheap and dont wanna pay money, but Panda Express too Far??  COME HERE..\n\nbest place for poor hungry students who want chinese and dont care about getting obese.. both guys and girls come here so obviously health is not an issue when it comes to getting cheap late nite chinese food.\n\nThe food is better at Panda Express cuz its way more fresh and also WAY less MSG + grease + oils in your mouth.. but its way more expensive..\n\nI give Panda express 4 stars.. so why does this place also get 4 stars?\nCuz for students, its CLOSE, HELLA ghetto AZN cheap, Nice people, and the nice hot ready food is super seasoned to the point that you have to love it..\n\nAgain, HOLY crap on the seasoning and the MSG aftermath: coma.. maybe a headache.. belly huge.. gut coming outside pants..muffin top for sure..\n\nbut seriously, for the price you pay and the nice service.. its perfect.. especially for poor students who study late and need something super quick and fast..\n\nall the Yelpers on this board are telling the truth when it comes to massive food combo and price.  you will feed two people well for $10 here..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BdOT8KQEXJx2JzpLqkh62Q", "date": "2011-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BoDoRgC8bPGzmqHYT7ULKA", "text": "The Point:\nGreat price and food turn-around is pretty good.\nThey dont have orange chicken instead they offer a twist;\n--Lemon chicken\n--And sweet/spicy chicken! (Personal Favorite)\n\nNoodle:\nTry the chow fun, its rare and goes well with kung pow chicken.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cMPG1U2Q1rx5VbAomSNdEg", "text": "Chinese Express aka ChineX as my friend affectionately calls it is OFF \nTHE HOOK. I straight up went here six days in a row.\n\nThis place is FAST and CHEAP. And kinda good (notice the emphases). It's CASH ONLY and a two item or three item combo will be plenty of food. Don't waste your money on a four item combo - it's the same amount of food as a three item. \n\nYou know how whenever you watch people scoop food into your plate/container and you see them pause and then hope for one more scoop of food? You ALWAYS get that here. That's the beauty of Chinex - good, fast service for less than 6 bucks. Don't come here expecting gourmet dumplings or steamed fish. Come here expecting to stuff your face with slightly unhealthy fast-food style Chinese, and you will not be disappoint.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2011-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gy7lFoZPmGPQZcQqBJccnA", "text": "Since coming to Berkeley, I've been looking for a place that is similar to Panda Express. Although I've found some edible chinese places here and there, none really appealed to me. I tried Chinese Express yesterday and I was in awe!!!! I finally found the Panda Express of Berkeley. Their food are so fairly priced compared to the overly priced food in Berkeley in general and the quality is amazing!!!! Not to mention the people there are very friendly!\nI immediately called my roommate to share my happiness and told her that she must try it also!! Screw all the other chinese restaurants, I'm going there only from now on!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zrwhCWP8cSBaLGS0RWU8wQ", "date": "2010-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PnqbmOotNMk_EJSFo7HjXw", "text": "I always come here when I'm craving cheap Chinese take-out! I'm seriously such a huge fan of it because it's so cheap and I don't feel disgusting after I finish eating stuff from here like I would at other Chinese take-out places. Once in a while when I have friends over and we're feeling lazy, we'd buy a family meal for $20 and it can seriously feed 5-6 hungry college students/college graduates. It's sooo worth it! If you're feeling extra cheap, they have combos with an entree with white rice for about $3! Personally I love the Spicy Garlic Chicken, but I haven't really had anything I absolutely hated.\n\nAnyone giving this place a bad review... set their standards way too high for Chinese take-out. If you want some gourmet Chinese food, you shouldn't be looking here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YM5Apb-nIkU3n5Hy67SUpQ", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yukusWBnqpygC2_NpVfQ7w", "text": "This place is a hidden gem! The epitome of cheap Chinese food. There was a vast variety of chicken entrees, it's unbelievable. I ordered a 3 entree meal with fried rice. Delicious. I just didn't like that the string bean chicken had mushrooms in it but that's alright.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2010-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DRmO032kPqKMP4UNcNr16A", "text": "So I have been craving that Combo A or Combo #2 ghetto Chinese food for the longest time. I actually even went to this restaurant three times around 8:45pm for quite some time, but they would always be closing and refuse to service me. I would argue with them that they close at 9, but they just apologized and sent me away.\n\nI don't know why people like this place so much. Okay so let me talk about the food for starters. Maybe it's because I only go at night, but Chinese Express tastes like it was delivered by express mail or something because that chicken, rice, and chow mein is stale! It was disgusting. I did gobble it down because Chinese food is always pretty good, but mine was hot out of a frying pan and it still wasn't very tasty.\n\nAnother thing is that they only take cash. I had to go run to the ATM to get some cash and upon paying the cashier gave me the most janky, pink colored $5 bill that was ripping as my change. I asked to get another one, but he was super stingy and said he closed the register as he was actually closing it so he wouldn't be able to give me a different $5.\n\nBut if you're looking for cheap chinese food with pretty good portions eat at this place. It's not anything you MUST try, but its just that typical cheap chinese take out food so if you're broke and feel like eating paper. Go hit this place up.\n\nthe Great,\nGumZ", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ViAczEMmp3WQDxX0z6TwKA", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7_8ElPhprs58xOn3e9oY5A", "text": "3 dollars for dinner is a win\n\nthey have a couple decent vegee options\n\ngotta love spring breans n tofu\n\nno credit cards", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tVoOe4CLpkOK4JJW2M_RBA", "date": "2010-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zf5cS-06ratiBc6WMZfmxw", "text": "This is a great take out Chinese place. They pile on the food, and it's cheap!\n\nThe food's pretty good. Definitely better quality than Panda Express. If you've ever had Lucky's, it's a bit like that. I got fried rice, with string beans with peppered beef, and orange chicken with onions. The peppered beef dish was a little bit salty, but the string beans mixed in made it okay. And the orange chicken was a bit too Americanized, but just eat with the chow mien or fried rice, and it's fine. I liked the fried rice the best. Often times, these take out places don't have very good fried rice, but I liked this one.\n\nIt certainly did quench my craving for Chinese food since I've moved to college.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aZfoLzBkO-N2j6Rgb-lVrg", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zVoHh4KQhItIl_pAWb42ow", "text": "I literally live several yards away from this low-cost joint, and do take out there at least twice a week. Food is cheap cheap CHEAP (two item combo and drink is less than $5), and pretty delicious too! If you want to eat healthier, they do have several vegetarian options available.\n\nNote that I am basing my rating on the quality of food for the price. It's good for the college undergrad who is already paying way too much for rent.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gAA-Jif3SO5bjHeuI57_vQ", "date": "2007-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9s91gD0pbgku2yzN-38Qqw", "text": "OK, let me just start by saying that my three stars are not a recommendation for or an endorsement of this place.  I've eaten food from here, and I might do so again in the future, but you're probably risking your health and you're definitely risking your conscience if you do so.\n\nSo this place is really cheap.  That's about its main draw.  I'm talking really cheap.  Someone's got to be getting exploited in this equation; there's no alternative.  Either the owner loses money left and right, or you're eating unsafe food, or he buys his ingredients from places that use slave labor.  Or I guess he could work for the VA and he gets a bulk discount.\n\nThe food is really spicy and not terribly good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2008-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WNWoPV8Smw2VXRnAWWF20w", "text": "This review is dedicated to MK & AK.\n\nThis place has a special place in my heart. When my roommates and I first moved into Palazzo (on Telegraph between Channing&Haste), we would run down and get the 3 entree combo with a drink for only $5. This was before it got renovated and became 'Chinese Express'. There was flashing neon sign that said $1.45, and we fondly called it 'Greasy Chinese' (the boxes weren't clear then, and the food usually left lots of grease strains). Upperclassmen always warned us NOT to eat here and made fun of us for doing so, but we did anyways. It was as good as it was cheap.\n\nThen it closed. That was a sad year, we had to resort to Thai Noodle (also downstairs). That was good too, but couldn't really fill the void of 'Greasy Chinese'. THEN, IT WAS BACK. Better than ever, no flashing neon signs, new tables and chairs. It basically looked liked a Panda Express. Everyone that hated on it, started to recommend it. But we knew 'Greasy Chinese's ' secret: The BOX! They switched from the old paper-like box that soaks up the grease to a really nice plastic one.  But they had the same cashier, same cook, same food, and the same CASH ONLY policy.\n\nSo, I like what I like. This is what I've consistently ordered for the past 29833 times I've gone:\nHalf Fried Rice & Half Chow Mein, Orange Chicken, String Beans, Welch's Grape Soda. \n(The Orange Chicken is especially good if it's freshly made)\n\nI've also catered family/party packs for guests on many occasions. I would just run downstairs 15 minutes before they're about to arrive, pick up the food, plate everything, and VOILAA! ready to serve. If you're ever on a time crunch to get food for a large group of people, GET FOOD HERE. \n\nYou get what you pay for, so how can you be unsatisfied? The only big downer in my opinion is the CASH ONLY policy. Since it was downstairs from my apartment, it was pretty inconvenient for me to go to the bank and come back. There was a time when I paid with laundry $ and with a $100. But cash is cash! So if you want that  'starving, college student' experience, GO!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2WS3ZI9UEb7Vi_EHWWVPMQ", "date": "2011-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ax7n3trXU2S_B5ePIb-7Cw", "text": "Hells to the no. I dont know what I was thinking the first time. Maybe within that year, the quality has gone down but yeah.... Last time I got it, super oily and made my stomach hurt the next morning. My friend got it recently and he was moaning from the pain in his stomach. Maybe there was some bad meat or something :( I avoid this place now.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "iXc84pzWToL0c0fgNaEi3g", "text": "I am officially hooked on this place, specifically for the Broccoli and prawn dish. If someone at UC Berkeley can figure out what this place does to make their Broccoli taste so good, in my books, they desirve a Noble Peace Prize. The sauce in this dish is so minimal, but so dang tasty. Also, for a place like this, one would expect packaged frozen gross veggitables, but it seems like they use actual fresh produce. \n\nI also always grab a box of their chow mein along with my $2.95 combo A.\n\nCouple of things, since reading the prior reviews, people seem to bag on this place.\n-why the heck do other Yelpers get their panties all in a bind over \"cash only places??\"----ok yeah, i can agree, credit should be offered at a sit-down table-clothed joint, but at a $5 take out dive? Perhaps, there will be a Sophomore economic class which you may learn the reasoning why places like this are cash only---stop griping! Jeez, you should always be carrying a $20 on you for emergencies. \n\n-yup, if you come at odd hours, slow times, if the food has sat under a heat lamp, and has begun to turn brown on each corner, yeah, you will probably find it gross once you eat it----my  suggestion towards world peace to you, don't order the food which looks like that---\n\nspeaking of which, I would like to update my review with what i call my course in Chinese Economics------this in the Spirt of UC Berkeley, and the fact that I am Chinese, and that at one time I wanted to be a teacher-\n\nSo, here we go-\nOf late, I have been gung-ho over their so called, \"Family Dinner Specials\"----they offer two of them\n\na. 2-3 persons, $9.95\nb. 3-4 persons $16.95\n\nSo one would think, \"dinner specials\" means you are getting a deal by buying more than a $1.79 box of fried rice----right?-----oh, these is where Chinese economics comes in-----\n\nSo, I have been happily existing with my head in the sand, buying the 2-3 person $9.95 special-----it just dawned on my to add up what I was getting and to then revel on my savings. \n\nso here we go, for $9.95 you get 1 medium fried rice, 1 medium chow mein, your choice of 2 egg rolls or 3 pot stickers, and your choice of  2 medium entrees------OK, savings, start piling up, you say!!!\n\nlets do the math\na Medium rice or chow mein off the menu costs $1.79\na medium entree of your choice costs $3.00\n\n1.79 x 2---$3.59, 2x$3--$6-----so we are at $9.59-----wait, that is less than $9.95 you ask, ---but oh, the 2 egg rolls----which they basically give to you for .36 cents------\nthat my students and friends is Chinese economics----\n\nquestions? good you all get A's, and next time at China Express, just order what you want a-la-carte, it is cheaper-\n\nclass dismissed", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mw7LJ15SZOI_QiEBm1q5GQ", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Urpu4R4a6CNAWa6_GYlxfw", "text": "Large Family Meal (says feeds 4-5, or you know, 3 hungry Asian girls) for $15.95: Large chow mein, large fried rice, 2 large entrees , and 6 potstickers/4 eggrolls.\n\nEntree we chose: General tso's chicken and teriyaki chicken with the potstickers. \n\nALL SO GOOD. They left some skin on the teriyaki chicken, and it has a slight curry taste.\n\nThe worker (owner's son?) was VERY nice. When he was packing our food he asked \"no vegetables?\" and my friends said \"NO, we want to get our money's worth!\" His response? He threw in green beans and only charged $15. \n\nOH, and did I mention he whipped out toothpicks so we could sample and choose? HELLA NICE.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-k8vRIHlhsNYsE_htu3E2w", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1fnZz7DqYRByVKo014XGxA", "text": "I AM A HUGE FAN OF CHINESE EXPRESS.\n\nBest deal in Berkeley, period. To be real, Chinese Express is no fancy 5-star restaurant but their food is all pretty good. For less than $6 you get 2 items + fried rice/chow mein AND a drink. Dude, no one not even Chipotle, Panda Express, or Subway can cook up a deal better than that. \n\nIf you're a broke college student looking for a meal to fill you up for 2/3 of the day, Chinese Express is the way to go.\n\nRECOMMENDATION:\n3 ITEM COMBO + Drink\n\nGood friends, good food, ENJOY!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Y-d8SRC5i7g1Y1lsqwj1zA", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "pn1JyDAtF80DgjPCBnw9Zw", "text": "I absolutely LOVE Chinese take out food. I don't care man. I really don't care if it isn't authentic. It is diabetes in chicken mode and that's all I need. \nI have dreams of eating out of tiny containers on an apartment floor, I love it that much.\n\nYou know what pack of Asians, that were staring me down as I ate Orange chicken, silently judging me?\nYou were there too. I'm Mexican. I don't know any better. \nI don't complain when you eat at Taco Bell.\n\nThe guy behind the counter didn't judge me. He took my order with a smile. Definitely do come back here several times. In the beginning, I was starting to doubt this place. It was just me and the guy behind the counter. Then the construction crew came in. Medley of everyone! And they looked happy too :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rb3ujWPPnhvvshHJzD6Uhg", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "202isbJdh7XZvmm0o1S99w", "text": "I haven't had Chinese take-out in a while, but there is something about those little red and white boxes that are so luring. As far as Chinese take-out goes, I like this place, especially when I'm on a budget. This place has been remodeled, looking a lot more modern now. It looks pretty clean, probably because no one really eats in here. There seems to be a small, but steady flow of customers who come in, but order take-out. It's a shame because there are lots of tables.\n\nThe boyfriend and I didn't want to fight over chow mein or fried rice, so we went with the small family dinner combo for 2-3 people. It includes a large box of fried rice, chow mein, an entree, another entree, and 2 egg rolls or 3 dumplings. We picked the egg rolls over dumplings. We also picked the orange chicken and shrimp with broccoli as our two entrees. The guy who served us loaded up the boxes past the top, then smushed it all down to get it all in. Those were some packed and heavy take-out boxes we left with. It was $9.99, $10.92 after tax.\n\nThey also have a large dinner combo for 4-5 people. They also have a one entree plus rice deal for $3. There's also a four entree combo for $6. Seriously. That is cheap. That is really cheap.\n\nbottom line: cheap + plentiful\n\ncash only", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "K6hUSNZRP0Qc2C04ceQcqQ", "text": "Two college students are sitting in their rooms wondering what to eat for dinner. One says \"Man I want some Chinese take-out. I don't care how shitty it is. Just Yelp the closest place and we'll go.\"\n\nFast forward 10 minutes and my roommate and I are standing at Chinese Express. Everything looked really fresh and steaming hot, so we decide to pick what we want to order.\n\nInstead of getting the 3 or 4 item combo, the guy behind the counter offers us a deal we can't resist: rice, chow mien, 3 entrees, and potstickers/egg rolls. ALL FOR $10. At this point it was just too good to be true, but we went along with it anyway. After paying for the food, it was a struggle getting it back to our place because the bag was SO HEAVY. We were in utter disbelief at how much food we got for $10.\n\nAs I sit here finishing my last bites, I'm still in shock. Compared to Panda Express and other cheap Chinese take-out, this stuff isn't too bad at all. The boneless beef short ribs are really good, and so was the orange chicken. \n\nThis is probably the best deal in town for a poor starving college student. I would probably die from MSG poisoning if I had it every day, but it's good once in a while. The guy behind the counter was really helpful and was the one to introduce us to this deal in the first place. 4 stars for food + 1 star because it's so ridiculously cheap", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "t-xuA4yR02gud00gTS2iyw", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 8, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "o1AUkEnVaqYh9wCI2Gg5Rw", "text": "When I started at Berkeley, this place was $0.99 per item, and during my student tenure here, it was raised first to $1, then to $1.10, and then to $1.25 per item.  I'm sure it's hovering around $1.50/item here now.  It was known as \"the cheap dollar chinese place.\"\n\nThis place is DISGUSTING.  Seriously.  When I was living in the Unit 3 dorms across the street, this was the closest place to get something quick and cheap.  I kid you not, though, one time I was going home for Thanksgiving and was busy packing, so I didn't have enough time to eat.  I picked up some GREASY chinese food here, and it literally made me ill.  I threw up twice - once in the dorms, and once on the plane ride home, and it actually ruined my Thanksgiving dinner.\n\nOh, how I hate you.  You kept me from my mother's sweet honey roasted ham, you devil restaurant you.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ukfZEKae8SLavXHDDwdKBQ", "date": "2006-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1pO2LquflZf2CHZJsYJ0PQ", "text": "I didn't eat at Chipotle for the longest time (2 years) because of its treatment of farmers a few years back. According to http://www.betterworldshopper.com/r-fastfood.html, they've improved so I started eating at Chipotle again a few months ago. That website is a factor among others that I use to guide my decision on where to eat when necessary.\n\n+ They move customers through there with ease\n+ Good service, never bilks when I ask for \"more\" cheese, beans, or chicken\n+ Clean joint\n-  Bummer that you can't exchange your student's 'free' drink with a bag of chips instead\n-  Nutritional content and source of ingredients?\n\nFinal Call:\nDecent, quick food that's convenient on the go. This is ideal student food because I was mobile and constantly needed to eat on the move.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "31SiCMlOzoEXj03BrOIDkg", "text": "I think the food at all Chipotle locations taste the same. The star ratings came from the portion size compared to a lot of other locations I've been to and the looks you get from the workers who definitely don't want to be there. It's usually busy when I go so it's always hard to find a place to sit.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UN8TFB1UbUS13oxCQ-qofw", "date": "2011-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3t9-VqM1Me2BzCCi12gOBA", "text": "I'm sure you've tried Chipotle before, so the taste is always pretty standard. Before you read on, you should know i LOVE Chipotle and avoid walking down Telegraph to go home because I know I'd be tempted soon as I see their logo. (Steak Burrito Bol w/ tortilla on the side: extra rice, no beans, corn, mild salsa, small bit of sour cream, cheese, lots of lettuce = amazing!) \n\nPortions: During the student rush, they sometimes skimp when they add all that noms chicken/steak/corn/rice. But the servers are always really friendly and will oblige if you ask for extra rice or lettuce, etc. \n\nOne thing you HAVE to try if you haven't already: SMOKED Chipotle sauce! I'm not the biggest fan of spicy, but this makes the burrito so so tasty. If you don't see one lying around (*ahem to the people who steal them), ask the cashier and they always bring out a new one for you. \n\nThere aren't too many tables to sit and eat your food, so I usually take my food to go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "azCYdv0DvS5f-NZsWdC5pQ", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4nL2Nn7BFPIv-4QSlIpW_Q", "text": "Man do I love Chipotle. I'm so addicted that I'm willing to stand in the line that goes out the door and into the street during lunch hour. Thankfully they've got deployment down and can move the line pretty quickly. The quality is always good, the workers are mostly friendly and the food is always tasty. I also love that even though the company stopped giving free drinks to students in college, this location still does it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JpT506kXE2ugTAOIZv6nLA", "date": "2009-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "69OY1kJrBefI3gKsbX4l-g", "text": "I truly don't get these places.\n\nThe only Mexican thing about Chipotle is the name and the people working behind the counter.\n\nOther than that ,it's just a generic attempt at  food lab Mexican .\n\nNo taste.\nNo character.\nNo reason to come here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rt7gmCNCALr8bqQPluxeOQ", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6pNfQdW03faz4uUsv2DYug", "text": "I love huge, gigantic, calorie filled burritos that totally ruin your diet plans but are so totally worth it \n\none delicious piece of goodness wrapped in aluminum foil. \n\nBeing the stingy asian that I am, I usually get burrito bowl (it seems that they give slightly more) with extra rice and extra lettuce with tortilla on the side (they wrap it for you in aluminum foil). \n\nyumyumyum", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2009-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7MSrKyKDzw9d7cGF2Hu2yQ", "text": "Another one of my favorite places to go when I'm looking for something fast and delicious to eat before my next class. Lines may be long, but it goes by pretty quickly since the workers know what they're doing and they do it at a fast pace too. \n\nI've been to other Chipotle's in San Jose, and their portions are MUCH larger than the one in Berkeley, but I won't complain since I get a free soda as a Cal student. Honestly, all you have to do is ask for extra helpings of what you want, and they'll give it to you since they only charge for the meat. I normally ask for extra rice (and by extra, I mean a lot) and they willingly throw in one or two more scoops of the rice. I haven't tried any other meat except for chicken, but perhaps I'll give steak a shot one day. \n\nI always order a rice bowl with extra rice, fajitas, chicken, hot sauce, and lettuce. I know, I know, it's not a lot, and I've gotten plenty of weird looks from people when they look at my plain rice bowl, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I can honestly say, I think I've become addicted to this place. Service is great, the food is good, and it keeps my tummy happy (although my wallet has taken a heavy hit from all the frequent stops to Chipotle).\n\nDefinitely the place to go if you want something quick and easy to eat while you're on a break.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-jdWq1u5e-hHbfsQjabxBA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8TQGQjsruILyKCZIBPa1Nw", "text": "Ok, so the foods amazing. Of course! However, the staff is RUDE and STINGY. They rush you while you're trying to order and they yell at you if you are not ordering fast enough. I know they have to rush and everything, but they could at least be polite to their customers. Also, they barely fill up the bowls. Ugh. But i guess the food is good...tho its overpriced.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ckSWTUaWyMFctLzYVuJc1g", "date": "2011-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-9pdgTgce-ySRjrGQcxjaA", "text": "Good Mexican fast food. I love their burrito bowls, but they definitely need to stop being so stingy about their helpings.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9rswtebjdcmGyYJtbea-cQ", "text": "i love chipotle ... but mann i got a bowl yesterday ... it wasn't as good as other chipotle. i was disapointed... the chicken was really burnt and kinda cold-ish. but anyways it was edible ... wasnt tooo terrible ... but still hah", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NCKwPi-tZDQKO3XoZGYo6w", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A_CzZ1J1njiT7M2m5kv5ww", "text": "Can't really review a chain restaurant. But, the service at UC Berkley one is not the best, since they are stingy. \n\nOtherwise, I love the burritos and quesadilla(off the menu)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "agwfw3N40AIq3vJ3GEWQWw", "text": "This Chipotle is more expensive than others, and the prices just keep creeping up. \n\nThat being said, Like most Chipotles there's decent food, but service here is the worst that I've encountered. \nThe first person on the line appears to have a problem with selective hearing; I'll ask clearly for a bowl with a tortilla and the guy/girl will just plop in some rice/beans and toss the bowl aside. This has happened three times in a row now. Then today, the next person (that handles meat) didn't even ask what kind I wanted and gave me steak. She was so focused on adding in meat that she didn't even notice when I tried to tell her [twice] I wanted chicken. It wasn't that big of a deal since I was in a rush, but what if I 'd been seriously offended by the beef, or hadn't been willing to pay the extra  45 cents? To top it off, it's just plain annoying to open the bowl and find that ten minutes of walking has shifted the contents enough to reveal a bowl that is barely two thirds full. Come on, I'm already hungry enough without my tortilla :( \n\nBasically, I only put up with the crappy service and pitiful meals because like almost everyone else, I need the napkins.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1M6mOOkQOrpAciLPrxtc6w", "date": "2012-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "asAl1bxRvVrmaK2TAOdtrA", "text": "I hate to call Chipotle \"fast food\" But that's what it is..\nI love the fact that they support the local farmers as much as humanly possible. Being that this one is Cali, you know it's all out local.\nA lot of the stuff is organic, but mostly natural.\nVegan/Vegetarian/Carnivore friendly, straight down the middle!\nQuick in and out, or sit in and chow.\nCan't beat these Burrito's. I've tried to find one near Oakland, this is the place for a Burrito..so far!\nChipotle is a very good place to spend your money. They donate to many true charitable causes. Check there very cool site for more info and news and events!\nRead up on the history of Chipotle,you may find yourself quite surprised..\n\nGood Job Chipotle!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dWM4dq5YYXFd9OnI90DUZQ", "date": "2010-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-C0X9Hc3weSyhoDKdPICbA", "text": "The food here is alright. I like getting the burrito bowls because I can easily save it if I can't finish it. There are usually extremely long lines here during lunch hours.  I try to avoid getting lunch here because of the lines, but I've heard from other people that the staff work very efficiently when there are long lines and even if the end of the line is out the door and several stores long, it'll only take about 10-15 minutes for you to order your food, pay for it, and be on your way.\n\nCal students also get a free drink with their meal. Yay for free stuff!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a8CX659T80_jhSpPxe3Fpw", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "df4cENKrVetWP59r6PfOEA", "text": "Can you really trust medium rare meat in a fast food restaurants?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "N0Qbxu38RkGg1Es3PvD8mg", "date": "2007-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DZ_tPjhZq5dLoqGbcrrZ3A", "text": "quality (mostly) organice ingredients. great value relative to other berkeley eateries. great service, line moves quickly even if it is long during rush hour. free drink with student ID.\nnot great for groups because seating is limited, but that's how 90% of the places in berkeley are so you should be used to that by now.\ni've never had a problem getting exactly the quantity of food i want there. if you complain it's not healthy then stop asking for extra cheese and sour cream you idiot. it's more healthy than most mexican food places because you can see what they're giving you and ask for proper quantities. the ingredients are also organic so it has that going for it.\nlastly, burritos aren't mexican food so if you're complaining that their burritos aren't authentic then maybe you should order tacos because burritos aren't really served in mexico.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zWa3If7VpGBGWpEgl0aqGA", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E3H8_HnL-e4mFue_mudccA", "text": "what the hell. first, you run out of veggies and make me stand there awkwardly, expecting me to ask for meat. do you really expect me to ask you for meat when i'm a vegetarian?? I stood in like for 10 minutes, and then had to wait another 10. the guy was super stingy with everything, i had to ask for more! I weigh a 118 pounds..so it isn't like i'm being greedy for anything...then I pay. way to comp me somehow for my time...then I get home, and the beans aren't even cooked all the way!! WHAT THE HELL...so over this place. la burrita has my heart again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ePMw2yu_Wv2hCAWPW4Vrrg", "text": "The worst portion sizes ever!!! I'm from socal, and the chipotle by my house gives a substantially larger amount than this one. At home, I can eat half a bowl and feel stuffed. I can finish the entire bowl here. The portions here are ridiculous, and I'm wondering why different locations would be trained to give different sized portions.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Nuxwf73tpO0omJS2CMXhOQ", "date": "2012-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EraIapL5j35fviPFcOkzxA", "text": "The place is crowded every time I walk past it, and frankly I don't know why.  Disappointing.\n\nThe price you pay for the quantity of food you receive is simply a rip off.  I've gotten twice, maybe even triple the amount of same-quality food at other Chipotle Mexican Grills.\n\nThe service is poor.  Workers are stingy.  Place is cramped.  Definitely avoiding this one from now on.  For $6.50, I would've at least liked to have a full scoop of rice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Czz8-iKhGNt21AMReeuBzA", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G1eWXBCBHj98TYTDHSxiUA", "text": "I used to eat here a lot, then I realized it all tastes the same --like nothing. Plus you're supporting large corporate chains by eating here. Do yourself a favor and try one of the many other locally owned places nearby. Sure you get a free soda, but you really don't need a soda on top of your 2000 calorie burrito.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gfj4p9LsjK2z1EaBML_4RQ", "text": "I know that chipotle is very americanized mexican food, but I dont care. I just love it. \n\nThis place was pretty crowded tonight, but the people working there had it under control. The line was to the door, but I had my carnitas burrito in less than five minutes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ce8LZmO0bNFSSW05wlUMhg", "date": "2010-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gJdzDIkjnO9aoA_g-3SjBw", "text": "The quality is consistent, but the proportions are extremely tiny. I swear the guy was counting how many tiny cubes of chicken he should put in a taco--it came out to about a tablespoon of meat. And they are extremely rude. I had been going here for a long time (not anymore), and the old staff were better.\n\nI've been to the Chipotle on Gilman and the one in Alameda, and both are good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vvuQTxWsv6FOtoyZftOJIQ", "date": "2012-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GP9l63Wm_YfvbOOWB-mmow", "text": "Nice staff, good food! It's a pain sometimes when school is in with the long lines..they use to give a free soda to staff/students on campus with your ID but I haven't had this happen for quite some time now..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CTHKGSaXgaaCCO-dccKCQA", "date": "2012-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H7eRWd_Voz4wGlqXFjgzbg", "text": "Your standard Chipotle restaurant.\nPrices are around $5-7, and Cal students get a free drink!\nPretty good service and their citrus-infused chips are pretty amazing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hn4I9n8qaL_YQyGQzX8RVQ", "text": "I appreciate their effort to use good ingredients, and to let customers know if they are not able to get the best ingredients at the moment. One thing is I hope they don't burn the chicken so much. Carcinogens!!! :( But maybe phytochemicals in veggies will balance it out? I'm always up for some good burrito bowl with lots of peppers and onions,lettuce, and corn!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GJj9RGDu-HmYtvT1sqOzsw", "date": "2012-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I0kit6Hflmzzw0cMxq0NDA", "text": "Used to love chipotle, until I found Pancho's nearby. Could never look back. Farewell chipotle... ^, . ^~", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2011-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i9yd8EPVhzeV9LvQ0xHaHA", "text": "It's the end of a long day...7 hours running around between hiking and grocery shopping, and I am STARVING.  Oh my god, Chipotle?  What a great idea!\n\nSeriously, this place never disappoints me.  Definitely the best chain restaurant in the campus area, and getting a lightning fast uber burrito made of chicken and god is always pleasing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H8ROWLnjjU28nR4czLT4pQ", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ii8Z5EKAzg1Urkk6WiDsrA", "text": "ok ok, so we know its fake mexican food.  it's still bomb, ya dig?!\n\nlines are usually long, but it goes by fast.  don't order the chicken (wayyyy too much grissle to be chicken meat).  Also, i had to bump down a star cuz they aaaalways be outta the chipotle flavored tabasco sauce (the bbq flavor one).  \n\nI love the carnita burrito bowl with black beans, veggies, mild and corn salsa, sour cream and cheese, lettuce.  can't get any better than that, ya heard.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "96RU_e7Kn-pbDTR0yhY0Lw", "date": "2009-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IPG9d9scyvo945K9V8uIZQ", "text": "A staple restaurant for a Berkeley student. \n\nFirst, if you have an iPhone, download the Chipotle app from the App Store. This will save you from lining up at this Chipotle and let you just waltz up to the cashier and ask for your order while everyone else is in line staring at you, wishing they did the exact same. If not, their assembly line production is quick and efficient. Expect about a 15 minute waiting time, 20-30 if the line goes out onto the street during peak hours.\n\nAs for the actual food, it's really just a standard burrito. They sometimes skimp on the materials and price is rather steep for what you're getting. It's not bad, but definitely not a place I would want to eat every single day. \n\nStill, when I'm at school I eat here at least once a week as part of my lunch rotation. It's called a staple for a reason!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "irnzK5Q92v7L1oZcFldd6A", "text": "Oh Chitpole, I used to be loyal to you during my first and second year at Cal. But then I became promiscuous and decided to cheat on you with other local munchies...\n\nYes, ladies and gentlemen, they NO LONGER give complimentory free drinks to students. To make it worst, they raise the price from $ 5.85 to $6.10(for the lowest priced burrito). \nGranted that this place belongs to a popular fast food industry in the USA, it's always packed with students during busy hours. So be prepared to live like a sardin to sqeeze in their tiny store. Whenever I go here, I feel tramautized by my clusterphobic nature...very sad indeed :(\nThe ingredients are usually fresh, yet the portion can be very inconsistent depending on the time you order (shrink in size during rush hours) and who's making it (tip: let out your doe eye, bambi).\nOverall, for a burrito and a drink, it's a passable meal for $7-8", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Je_5ulnkCXPY_rXK_eTCnA", "date": "2012-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IUC6ZT1e_qZ5yjuNq6DDag", "text": "Super small location and super long lines if you don't go at the right times. (Saturday lunch is fine; my friends and I even actually got a table)\n\nI usually get the tacos here, but I branched out and tried a burrito bowl for the first time today. I'm a believer now. Their lime-flavored chips and guacamole are also good if you are able to splurge.\n\nAny Chipotle-goer knows the portions are huge. If you're health conscious...I wouldn't recommend eating that burrito in one sitting! ;)\n\nCal students get a free drink! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2009-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JN2ueMtmSmX6zDtXz3hDHQ", "text": "HAPPY LEAP DAY!! (I only get to say this once every 4 years...)\nNow on to the review...\n\nChipotle....\n\nI love Chipotle! And, moreso, I love this Chipotle, particularly. They rock.\n\nThe flavors are delicious. Here's what I always order from here: \"Barbacoa bowl to go with tortillas. With 2 scoops of white rice, no wait, please add more rice. Mmkay, that's good. Black beans please, and also those yummy grilled peppers. And barbacoa (the awesomest shredded meat) Thanks.\"  On to the next server in the line...   \"May I please have hot salsa, more please...(Yes, I love things extra SPICY). And the corn and the cheese. Thank you so kindly\"   That's exactly how I always order.\n\nChipotle rocks, they also have good chips and guac, which is really filling, especially on those days when I'm not starving, yet still need a little snack!\n\nAlso, I recently had them cater a student event on campus...the manager gave me an awesome deal! But even besides the good discount, I still am very impressed by their professionalism and care.\n\nRock on Chipotle, rock on! :-)  And thanks for the deal ;))", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4U-ebVXOz369oQF7Z7V55w", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KI1_0mUTgk80oRSJKPC5VA", "text": "Considering how much business they get, you'd think they'd be more liberal with their serving portions.  Unfortunately, that's not the case. They're incredibly stingy compared to all the other Chipotle places I've been to and HERE'S HOW TO BEAT THEM.\n\n1. Order a Bowl.\n2. Ask for extra rice/beans.\n3. Ask for extra meat (if you think you can get away with it).\n4. Throw on all the sides.\n5. Ask for the tortilla on the side (free).\n6. Get the free student drink.\n7. Eat at the Burrito Bowl until you get a burrito-sized portion.\n8. Dump the rest onto the tortilla and wrap it.\n9. WHERE DID THIS NEW BURRITO COME FROM?\n\n4 stars because I can't help liking Chipotle and their (usually) filling/massive portions... just not this location : (", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yk8wikxFmgxdRFlKR1nBDw", "date": "2010-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kOXotR611rhXSPMp7SuuLg", "text": "This is my second time visiting this Chipotle. I have limited time for dinner in between classes, so I order online and skip the line. There is a notes section, where I ask for brown rice and extra fajita veggies.  Last week, both were ignored. Upon arrival tonight (I was early) I asked the cashier, Jesus, to ensure there was brown rice.  He told me I'd get what I ordered. Got my food. Brown rice, check. However, few veggies (I don't eat meat) and no black beans as ordered. When I brought this to Jesus's attention he rolled his eyes and asked for my receipt, then looked through the computer... Like I was trying to steal beans that are always included. Then, tok my food, put it aside and went to deal with something else for five minutes. All you have to do is scoop some beans! Finally, he asked someone to add beans. It was quite the ordeal. I love chipotle, hence three stars, but won't be going to this location again. All chipotles have long lines,so the proximity to Cal and resulting lines isn't the issue. I've been to many locations and never seen so many screw ups, or worse, been treated like I was a problem.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dq3xuel-xI81stiI_WankA", "date": "2012-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L3fQMvMHYAdnEHm7-fT1KA", "text": "Was in and out in probably less than 5 minutes--had to get dinner fast, and needed my regular burrito fix. They have brown rice now, which I actually think tastes less strange than white rice in a burrito. The barbacoa was relatively good, more flavorful than the steak-like beef since it's shredded. Like most chains, you get what you expect. The burritos are more expensive than the regular ones at La Burrito and Gordo's but they are also bigger. Sometimes, I get weird vibes from the servers, which creeps me out. But I'll still go for fast, California-fied Mexican food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LhwXLJ7S34P8LtHl8Pg0xw", "text": "It's chipotle. 'nuff said.\n\nHowever the burrito is SoCal is much bigger...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8MnvN0Iqo7bXUU8Ux88F4w", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lmmo04Vx1TkwqVzTrv4iaA", "text": "I have always been a fan of good Mexican good and if you can make a tasty meal at a quick to go spot, then I am down. I have been to Chipotle's competitor while living in Seattle and loved it there and since they don't have it here, I had to check out Chipotle since I've heard good things! My friends were definitely right in recommending this place to me because I love a good quality burrito on the go!\n\nI was pleased by this location, it was small, but service was friendly, quick, and there were a decent amount of places to sit down and eat inside. Their menu is a bit small compared to other places of this caliber and I was really craving a chicken quesadilla, but they didn't have that here. I tried a burrito bowl instead and it was really tasty and appropriately priced! Their chicken has a sweet flavor that I really enjoyed and I highly recommend putting some of their corn on your food as well, gives it a nice flavor!\n\nI kind of wish they had more options on their menu, but other than that, it's clean, fresh, quick, and tasty. I'll definitely return to try more of their burritos again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WSaXBx-Zei0Nq-9_8U6juQ", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M2WSf7jNlMWCy9V_xv-2gg", "text": "I lived on Southside the last 2 years and ate at Chipotle at least once every week (got Chipotle cravings if I didn't). I don't understand why the ratings on here are so low because almost everyone I know loves this place.\n\nThe burritos are huge and you can choose exactly what you want in it, and you get a free drink if you're a student. The location is super convenient and the service is fast. Five stars from me!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5904pkYHCYSDaRkvKscK1Q", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MUjt5IRMkiYhN21hoTpW4g", "text": "3.5 stars\n\nPerhaps the greatest feature of this staple to the Cal student diet is the fast service. No matter how intimidating the line looks, you can generally get your food in less than 10 minutes. They even offer occasional deals like free chips and guac for students who show their Cal IDs! (But you have to be on the lookout for those, and they come once in a blue moon.) What's sad is that Chipotle used to be a better deal because they used to ALWAYS give free drinks with their meals if you were a Cal student, but they took that offer away :( - ironically at a time when more competition entered the market (aka Gordos)\n\nIf you are looking for a burrito that gives you tons of meat, you're better off going to Gordos for their steak burritos, because they give a ton and are cheaper. However, if you are like me, sometimes you will just have a craving for Chipotle and Chipotle only. I love their burrito bowls (I get the tortilla on the side) and because I love the corn so much, I always ask for extra. The line moves fast here at Chipotle, but don't be afraid to ask for more things if they don't look like they're giving you enough. I think this Chipotle has definitely gotten skimpier over the years I've been at Cal. \n\nOverall, the price for the meal (especially because there's no drink anymore and they've gotten skimpier on ingredients) is not really worth it compared to the better deals in the area, but I still come back a few times a semester when I get that craving for some steak burrito bowls.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2012-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n-4G4ubX2DVVldWcCn0Msg", "text": "I am a fan of Chipotle.  I think its the best burrito place near UC Berkeley.  \n\nThe seasoning on the meat is quite good.  I like the spices in their Carnitas and herbs in the Barbacoa.  They also have bowls if you don't like burritos.  The chips are lightly limed for a nice taste--very good with guacamole or salsa.  It's a great location, right next to campus.  There is often a line around lunch time, though it moves quite fast.  A drink is also included here.  \n\nThe place is usually crowded, but the weather is usually good enough just to find a nice place to sit down around Sproul.  \n\nThe meat and vegetables are organic, and they avoid using meat from animals that use antibiotics or hormones.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H6KpNWM0nJwwjOOZv5WpfQ", "date": "2010-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "niE5gB5D84dHtuBAGWE-nQ", "text": "Ehh. If you're starving and rushing off to class or a meeting Chipotle will do the job. It's pretty average americanized mexican food but I would much rather eat at Gordo's down the street or even La Burrita on Durant. For the price I'm paying for a rice bowl (about $6-7) it's not really worth it to get 70% rice and barely any meat. Service is pretty poor but you get in and out fast. There's usually a long line during the rush hours but if you have access to a smartphone or internet I would highly recommend placing an order online - you can just walk up to the front and tell them you have an order for pick up!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iaWzDwyMKeYwOTVNBTDdfA", "date": "2012-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nIZuSrnlbpI7QVZDWYtnKg", "text": "It's always difficult to review one location of a fast food chain as the food, ambience etc is pretty standard across different locations.  The customer service here, however, is better than that at other locations.  The staff is always very friendly to me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K3t6Tc4iL2yQGWKEvwX1VA", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nMex7Q6yb2-jVwCm7gOvug", "text": "I don't go to a lot of Chipotles but this one is really clean and very quick. The people work really quickly and never seem to lose their cool despite the pressure and a dozen hungry eyes. Also, if you are a Cal student and show your ID, you get a free drink!\n\nI'm not a mexican food snob, so I don't really care that the burritos aren't authentic. The only thing I care about is if the thing I am eating tastes good. The burritos here have been hit or miss. Usually they overload on the guacamole which is delicious in moderate amounts but not when it is nearly half my burrito.\n\nMy favorite part though is the chips!! I don't know what they put on but it tastes like they infuse them with lime juice or something. It reminds me of when I use to try the salt from my mom's margaritas. Good times.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-L9aYfl891vnGG-PNjdFmg", "date": "2009-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nSa71rUAe5R8lP0StwUeBg", "text": "they're pretty stingy here on the meat, my only complaint, besides that it's your run of the mill chipotle", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OAGIuzEpDpolkzEQnf_-Ig", "text": "Pretty standard Chipotle with good food and great staff, but the space is awful. There is always a long line that are right on top of the very little amount of tables they have. The balcony offers more seating, but there are always tons of flies and there is a 90% chance you'll be accosted by a typical crazy transient of the Berkeley streets at some point in your meal.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lnDP_h7cGYS3yzjkoCbtwA", "date": "2010-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ob7ip7Yg2Ukz0IFn-w5-3A", "text": "Good location to grab lunch in between classes. Food is relatively inexpensive for the large portions they give you. Some of the servers are a bit rude but most are very nice. I would not recommend getting the chicken because whenever I get it it's always pretty chewy (gross). I like the burrito bowls and if you ask for a lot of something they really give you a lot. Chips are lemony and VERY salty so I can't usually have too much of them. Long line during rush hour (noon, etc.) but it moves pretty quickly. Not likely that you will find a table so just get it to go and eat on campus. Overall, good portions for a fair price but if you can try something else more \"Berkeley,\" I'd say do it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "SAm4XpHGqodTvIqYZk_YLg", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OJC_krFtwLygqej8tr2qFA", "text": "My service with them today wasn't too great. And thus I lowered a couple of stars to this delicious place. I placed my order on my iphone like I normally do. When I arrived at the appropriate time, the cashier had no clue about my order. He then asked his coworkers and they hadn't even began to make it yet. They then realized that they hadn't made 3 other people's orders. I waited for at least 7-8min for my order. I might have as well waiting in line like a normal person. I also noticed that they got new staff?? I miss the old staff! They hardly messed up. At least never this bad. Oh and by the way, they only gave me a cup of water to compensate for my wait time. Lame....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oxRzMKE5uEhZq1yUzGBP9g", "text": "Carnitas... :O I like that they give you a free drink here. Yummy burritos.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hLGKr59Uc7yZOUzS-ptLrw", "date": "2011-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pJnS7Hfum7N-DRNUQZqCsA", "text": "The food here tastes like what you expect from a Chipotle, and tastes great.  It's a convenient distance from CAL and clean.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bW0-Q4MVG-Rwz3l-p3tp2w", "date": "2012-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pnBwC1ooRHIpSCZtuN-8PA", "text": "No, it's not authentic Mexican. But no, it's not freeze-dried cheddar-laden, grade D-beefed-out Taco Bell, either.\nChipotle makes their burritos fresh on an an assembly line - they ask you at each step what you'd like to add and how much of each item. For a control freak like myself I do love that idea. I tend to be reminded of this style of Mexican as \"Californian\"/grill as they use little cheese and your traditional refried beans, and instead opt for more \"fresh\" additions like cilantro rice, fajita vegetables, corn salsa, and the like. \nGuacamole is unfortunately an extra $1.30 or so but SO worth it; it's made fresh \"up to three times a day,\" according to Chipotle. Chips you'll have to pay extra for as well, but honestly, the burritos are big enough you may not even want them.\nMeat here is organic and/or antibiotic-free (and grass-fed), I believe, but don't quote me.\nOh yes, and free fountain drinks (real unsweetened iced tea as well) with your order!\nThe best part, though, is the constantly smiling, friendly staff - in an urban place like Berkeley, I've had more run-ins with bored or downright rude salespeople than I can count, and these guys are quick, attentive, and all have infectious smiles.\nDon't be fooled by any long lines - the guys and girls working are very fast, and it's worth the wait.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2PhBFRUiNiXdmkYoKf8brA", "date": "2011-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PqksJgMM_Hg0aEm2NfpX1w", "text": "OH EM GEE! Chipotle how i love thee !\n\nOk, So I love Chipotle! But believe it or not there's a big difference among different Chipotle locations. I have to say I love Berkeley's. They give you great portions, their chicken is cooked (well done, not squishy and half raw like other places), and theyre fast and efficient in getting through their line.  Also, for a $6 dollar burrito, you get so many fixins and a free regular size drink.. cant be beat.. especially with so many other places stretching and crawling their way to $10 for student meals bleh.\n\nAnd for those of you complaining about service. Seriously? Me being the self proclaimed princess of demaning decent customer service,  actually like them. THEY ARE considered pseudo fast food, so kep that in mind. They have a line out the door, they cater to your needs with all your little \"double wrap burritos, melt my cheese, extra this and extra that..\". Show a little love, they're awesome!! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6Gcbl3iEL7sQyF81zUBFUg", "date": "2010-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pqydVcFEh8htwXuFsVxPXA", "text": "This happens to be one of the few chain restaurants around the campus. It provides fast , relatively cheap and decently healthy food.\nTheir burrito bowls would be the item I would recommend here along with their selection of tacos , both crispy and soft. \nGo here if you are on sproul and want a quick Mexican bite but don't want to walk further away.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xBk_2usMc-pKLOldPBWAyg", "date": "2011-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pry5E5gTmZLicBKtQLoQqg", "text": "I'm not exactly an expert on Mexican food (unlike my many Southern California friends, who tend to complain about the Mexican food in Berkeley only slightly less than they do about the weather and women), but even I can tell that Chipotle's offerings leave much to be desired.\n\nTo begin with...they put way too much rice in the burritos. The first time I came here I left with a burrito that was close to 60% rice. The salsa is distinctly lacking in taste, as are the beans. And unlike all the other Mexican places I've been to, they don't give you chips when you order a burrito (nor do they let you take your own salsa). However, I do like the fact that they offer fajita burritos, and the barbacoa (spicy shredded beef) is pretty good. Also, students can get a free drink with their student IDs.\n\nFor the prices they charge, the burritos just aren't worth it. The tacos aren't anything to write home about either. And who goes to a Mexican place to get a salad?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tnr0oku9aVuyI5XR5wnR4g", "date": "2007-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pTl8fDCWHWjYcgKt5VGOlA", "text": "To me, Chipotle's burritos are top 3 in Berkeley...maybe it is because I like the taste of their steak, or maybe it is because I ALWAYS use up so much of their Chipotle smoked tabasco...whatever it is, I know that I would have been a regular here if I used yelp at Cal :P\n\nThe burrito sizes are decent, not the biggest...and you don't get free chips like La Bur, but at a pretty good price and a free drink for students, Chipotle is a good meal for the typical college student.\n\nDuring lunch hours, it is ridiculously crowded, so beware of that, but you can also politely ask for extra rice and beans most times and even double wrap the burrito if you are planning on stuffing yourself :P", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xiBGreimmO1XYqznZIwv1w", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pzup-JsdnpmmWf10M0HCiw", "text": "pretty standard and reliable.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RWjr6-QXA9Z-7gRMXMDhQ", "date": "2009-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_qfRLzZp244tQsJ_atzYWA", "text": "It's chipotle. I mean, it's guaranteed to have good food.\n\nThe reason that it gets 4 instead of 5 stars is because\n\n1) almost impossible to find seats to during meal time\n2) the staff really do skimp on the food - especially the meat and the salsa. How do I know ? because I've been regulars at other chipotles.\n3) They do creep the prices up periodically", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0LwN37IQHOPTSpVTmG1eKQ", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qoT-mHi7F2vJ9E_XNO8cZg", "text": "Not bad for a chain restaurant. It's assembly line production is quick and gets the long line moving very quickly. It may seem a bit overwhelming to see the line down the street during lunch, but it dissipates within 15 minutes. You'll get your order quickly if everyone else knows how to order, and changes are they are college students that have been there many times before.\n\nThe burritos are fresh and light, compared to the traditional taquerias like La Burrita up the street. I always ask them to pack in extras for me - meat, lettuce, salsa, cheese, etc. and they do this for no extra cost. I also think its pretty cool that you can order via your iPhone because Chipotle has an app made specifically for those kinds of orders.\n\nGrab a burrito, sit in their small patio, and enjoy a nice meal as you people watch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oarGz7yEae8iP0Pf0mUh6w", "date": "2010-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "quP89DQ3Y4EuC22ymipWZw", "text": "Compared to other Chipotles establishments (ie the one in Alameda's South Shore), this place is awful.\n\nCons:\n-the staff who serve meager amounts of food almost every single time I come here. If I'm paying $2 for guac, I'm expecting more than a teaspoon. If I ask for extra rice and corn (because I'm not getting beans or cheese), it really wouldn't kill you to give me extra. I swear they must tell their servers not to give out very much of anything. \n(Note: Every other Chipotle establishment fills your burrito bowl up to the max, and the servers at least try to sound happy to give you your food. Not the case here). \n\nPros:\n-Super filling. Can easily be food enough for both lunch and dinner.\n-The food in general is amazingly delicious, per the usual of chipotle.\n\nThis place would have warranted a 4 or 5 if I didn't have to leave semi-pissed every time. Gah. I seriously have a love-hate relationship with this place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QwnV4sAeTWUSdKqdVlbCcQ", "text": "I eat here as often as I can afford to!\nGreat food, Great service, Great price!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2sPIfVuTMGYN7uIjkJrmVA", "date": "2010-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RA8EkgVmq7k37dTFMpzXjg", "text": "I like how they have lettuce and cilantro.  I like how you can be reasonably sure of their meats' sources.  I like how there are calorie counters online and how you can pretend that your burrito is only 900 calories.  I like their free-for-students drinks and how you can squeeze free lemons into it.\n\nI do not like how it is temptingly between my residence and school, no matter which route I take.\n\nThe line is always ridiculous.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RGn9GWZIZI_n3n-TBXAoaQ", "text": "Okay, so here's the thing: I love Chipotle. I've come to terms with that. I used to make all these excuses for going there, \"Oh, it's quick and cheap and blah blah.\" Fuck that. I can no longer disguise my love. Also, I don't really even think of Chipotle as Mexican food, so I go in not expecting authenticity. \n\nAnyways, on to this location. If it wasn't so close to campus and all that, I would drive over to Gilman every time I decided to have Chipotle. Last time I ate at this location I was still hungry afterward. Fucking blaspheme. It was the tiniest Chipotle burrito I've ever seen. I watched the girl doll out these little portions of rice, beans, and carnitas. It was depressing. One of the main reasons Chipotle is so good is the fact that it is a good deal for a decent price, but when you are stingy with the ingredients it defeats the purpose. I usually plan on just eating Chipotle the days that I do eat it, so it sucks when it's not enough to hold me over for the rest of the day. The guy who did my salsa and what not was pretty much eye fucking me the entire time, which made me feel reallllly awkward. I suppose the extra guac he gave me is suppose to compensate for that? \n\nPost-Berkeley, I don't plan on ever going to this Chipotle again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FOhjx_jUb48JKEMNsrydSw", "date": "2010-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rHNS_P-DVK03ADqGoHffvQ", "text": "There's not many Chipotle places in the east bay as in San Francisco. \nI was craving a burrito bowl since my last time was when I went to my NYC trip(about a month ago). \nFirst, the place is too small and barely has seating for a group of people and especially for one person you've got to struggle a bit. \nWhen I first got in line the person serving the rice, beans and meat really DID good service and with great enthusiasm so I was happy to get that. \nWhen the next person serving the sour cream, cheese, salsas, guac, corn, and lettuce he barely knew what to do; but I at least got what I wanted. \nLastly when I went to pay my food the women was almost like yelling at me if that was all or acted as if i did not listen well to her.\n\nThe food was good but when i opened my bowl everything was on one side. Kinda bizarre but okay. I really did not know where to sit since the place is too small. I was thinking of going to the campus to eat under a tree or on some steps.\nWill i come back yes, since It's one of the few in the east bay. Pretty much Berkeley and Alameda are the only places I know.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8Y9qdkwqQcdc8EhTmT8Drg", "date": "2012-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rNukgkqxkV8WKga2YqPhpw", "text": "It's hard to go wrong with Chipotle. It's dependable food, the way McDonald's is dependable; the way In-N-Out delivers on expectations every time I go. That said, the flip side is that Chipotle isn't going to delight nor stun the palate.\n\nGoing to Chipotle with my friends on numerous occasions taught me how to be immigrant-style and get more bang for my buck:\n\n1. Ask for a second tortilla if you want more carbs and want a more filling burrito.\n2. It's perfectly legitimate to ask for extra scoops of stuff. I frequently ask for extra fajita stuffs (like bell peppers and grilled onions). Sometimes they'll even give an extra scoop of meat if you ask nicely.\n3. Personally, I get the fajita bowl. And I can always ask for the tortilla on the side. It costs the same.\n\nYes, the Asian in me is proud. The college-degree genteel urbanite that I am today, however, is rather sheepish about this post.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2011-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RTiTXoiach8B6niyQuvWCQ", "text": "Looking back at this review totally cracks me up--to think that there was a time Chipotle was new to me :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w3rdz21M71-2803KJHMjWg", "date": "2011-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SC29-qiFXMVJHojEMRYI7g", "text": "Just because I know I can get my steak burrito bowl here, just the way I like it, it wins. \n\nSmaller than other locations. \n\nBut with the little patio in front you can people watch in the heart of Berkley by the UC Campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VK-ds3dGSSBoavkFde3e2Q", "date": "2009-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sk7H_c0fKA9ZgoXaCGAj8g", "text": "Regardless of whether this is authentic Mexican food, it is still really really really addictingly good.\n\nNow, normally I don't eat food that falls apart - it just gets on my nerves. So I've gotten many quesadillas here. I thought it was really nice how they never hesitated after hearing my order to make my quesadilla or argued about how it wasn't on the menu. Soon though, I got hooked on the BURRITO BOWL. Best of both worlds, because now I don't have to worry about my food being messy. I love the chicken burrito bowl; for a while I had it up to twice a week. Chicken, black beans, rice, pico de gallo, corn, cheese, lettuce. Who knew this combo could taste so delicious?\n\nIn terms of service, I mean, they make the food as quickly as they can. This restaurant is across the street from the school, so it's always crowded and full. The wait time isn't too bad, though it is nearly impossible to eat in (extremely limited seating). The Chipotle workers are always polite and nice, so plus points for them!\n\nAND, if you are a Berkeley student, you get a free soda. You really can't beat this.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Syhj96NgAEFomA08xUueug", "text": "Love this place. My room mate and I should legitimately be sponsored by them since we ate it at least three times a week. Conveniently located in the heart of the UC campus area, it serves the primary lunch spot for Cal students, nearby store employees and the occasional out of towner. \n\nAnyways, long story short: delicious food, normally fast service and a free drink for Cal Students! The workers are a bit stingy in terms of the ingredients but you can always ask for more. If you're loving for a good, and filling meal, come here an indulge in deliciousness.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SHdPGZLnqqzEEK7j3LwvZA", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "taQ_JnsBXJqxX1ixihnQyQ", "text": "this place is ok\nI always get the same burrito when I go to this place, and I've never been able to eat there because it's always packed (not because of the customers, but the place is small)\nline is usually long, and they usually are out of hot sauce", "stars": 3, "user_id": "okAkTJtCvifjnsFuTcQ9DQ", "date": "2009-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tDba9tdz1j2PzRqkfuf0Iw", "text": "Delicious and fresh ingredients, relatively inexpensive and always reliable.  However, some of the staff at this Chipotle can be rude and disorganised!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_3EaQH_1leL1LlU_W1Wy9Q", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TFZsM1yRua07rPodXjpjdg", "text": "Standard Americanized Mexican cuisine.  Comparatively, I would say this location skimps a bit on meat portions.  Regardless, it is staple to any college kid's diet.  Its cheap, easy to eat and transport, and filing.  The line is usually almost always out the door during busy hours.  If you feel like you need a change up in taste, try Gordo's down the block.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TshQKccgX2jwBWq5utqnmw", "text": "Why so many haters?? Sure, it's always packed up the heezy, but it's such an affordable staple to all of our college lives that I'm surprised it only has 3 stars.\n\nService: 3\nTaste: 4\nQuality: 4\nVariety: 3\nPrice: $6-9\nRecommend to a friend: Yes\n\nI almost always get the chicken bowl with a tortilla on the side -- the tortilla on the side is free. I like the bowl option because the burritos are messy and fall apart too easily (the tortillas rip because they're really soft). The chicken is pretty flavorful, and you get your choice of beans and other things to put inside your bowl/burrito/taco/salad.\n\nI will agree with other Yelpers, though, about how it's not as great as it has been in the past. They gimp out on the amount of meat they give you, and the price has gone up. The increase in price is probably just due to the increase in input costs for the company, so I'm not that concerned about that part. I think they could give you a bit more meat, though. And the price of extras like guacamole is pretty ridiculous. You don't even get that much guac for the extra dollar or two, so unless you NEED it, I would suggest not to get it.\n\nAlso, the wait can get pretty long, especially during lunch and dinner, but even on off-hours, there will likely be some sort of wait time. Keeping that in mind, there isn't much seating -- 3 tables inside and 5 or so outside. It's probably best to get it to-go and sit on the Sproul steps while people-watching. That's what my friends and I always do.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "G8awp6mo4GGVz0y4iO7h4w", "date": "2011-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u9MMvi6PfXR62-pmvsx-rQ", "text": "I just don't get it!  I mean, WHY would you put lettuce in a burrito?  And then put it all into a bowl instead of a tortilla?  Me thinks not!  I know we're in California but that's not an excuse for turning something like a burrito into a salad!  Okay, okay, not everyone puts lettuce into their burrito, but I have other issues about their burrito.  It's too dry.  The rice is flavorless and there's too much of it.  Oh and I think it's a rip-off compared to La Burrita (a dollar more and you still get less!)  Oh, and La Burrita gives free chips and a drink!   Unless something radical changes at Chipotle, you can count me out!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "EK4gZnUbD4hFk8hcHm9xEw", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V1DZsQb4syWODlpEfhtBbA", "text": "For what it is chipotle is good cheap affordable and healthy mexican fast food. I can get a bowl for 460 calories and get completely satisfied. Don't expect authentic expect good fast food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U6MJ2x4P_4qq1dWwAj2pXQ", "date": "2010-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_VHvwgJw3NrCEs3mKHznLQ", "text": "ok so i love chipotle.  if i'm ever hungry, and i see one, it's high on my consideration list.  it's a great value, the ingredients are good, for the most part they're all pretty consistent, and the decorum always feels familiar.  i just like it.  and you know what, up to this point, i haven't really written any reviews for chipotle at all, so it's kind of sad for me to be writing my first one with such a negative review.\n\ni feel that the staff does not do a very good job building burritos.  they are often in a rush (or so they seem) and don't seem interested in building a good burrito at all.  only once did i feel like they adequately filled my burrito to what i have come to expect as standard.  usually they skim on the ingredients and one can only remind them to fill it so many times.  call me a snob, i don't care, but i have contributed so much $$$ to the chipotle franchise that i feel like i have the right to bitch about this one.  =)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iJUZGwka7X72BlFj5t6vqg", "date": "2011-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vYoWtutSoOqNWI6zWETgJg", "text": "Chipotle is pretty mediocre when it comes to burritos. The ingredients aren't the freshest, the burritos aren't wrapped the best, the price isn't that great, but overall, it's not bad.\n\nI went yesterday with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon and they honored it so my meal was a really good deal. If you're a Cal student, they also give you a free drink so that's another plus in my opinion (with refills!). Guac extra is $1.65 but they give you a pretty generous portion of it which is nice. The burritos used to be a lot larger; they used to put a ton of rice and other ingredients into their burritos but they've made the quantity smaller to keep with the times. The workers are quick behind the counter so the line (which always is pretty long) isn't that bad to get through.\n\nWouldn't come here for a place to study. Just grab your meal and go. It's much too loud and crowded here.  Pretty good, but not excellent experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VZkudJmCEs0ETXMGUZAMWg", "text": "Great location for students, since it's just right across campus. The staff are usually very friendly, though recently there have been a couple that are in a big hurry. Fast service, varying portions -sometimes my burrito is kind of small, but other times it's so big it rips through the tortilla and they have to double wrap it! Very tasty and filling.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yiAGETZ5LDW2sT-B-XQ-Gg", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wCAOhOHhx7j1flu-adOYng", "text": "Eat Here! You really can't go wrong... it's clean, organized, friendly, well-lit, and you get a ton of food for your money.\n\nOh yea, Cal students who show their ID get a free drink!\n\nThe people are super nice and friendly, even though they're being over-worked. It's hard for me to imagine working as hard as they do... I mean there is usually a pretty constant stream of people coming through the door and these guys / gals just keep on slinging burritos. They really take the time to make sure that whatever you order is the way that you want it. I also often see them cleaning up the tables / floor / drink area / bathrooms to make what little space they have as friendly and hospitable as possible.\n\nThis place really gives you the option of making your food as healthy as you want it to be. I've ordered burritos, soft tacos (off menu), quesadillas (off menu), salads, and burrito bowls. All of the ingredients are fresh and freshly made!!! I usually get a Chicken burrito with black beans, grilled veggies / fajitas, corn, mild / tomato salsa, guac, and lettuce. The burrito does wind up being huge... probably 3-5 pounds. \n\nIf you're really trying to get the most bang for your buck, this is the place to go. A burrito can easily last you 2-3 meals and, at $6-$7, is cheaper then most of the other places in the area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7a0ZHoFfaIafUC7mnVHw1w", "date": "2009-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wf4gG2dBQs1HNsCrg9sDHw", "text": "Chipotle is Mexican fast food, so don't come here expecting legit Mexican cuisine. The burritos are amazing and HUGE. My husband and I always get the veggie burritos, and because we're piggys, we ask for everything when we get to the salad/salsa/sour cream/guac station. Most of the time, the foil wrappers for burritos just aren't big enough to contain all that yummy goodness. :D\n\nThe service is usually pretty efficient. Usually the reason things are slow is because someone at the front of the line is trying to decide between a burrito and a burrito bowl. Seriously?! Be warned: when Chipotle has some kind of coupon, the entire student population of UC Berkeley will be there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DNBkhL3fkyD7LC_ZT57EFg", "date": "2011-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wfqIS3DBFFjV0bVeZNfAuQ", "text": "I still remember the day this Chipotle restaurant opened during my freshman year at Cal.  Little did I know that it would become the standard by which all my other meals were judged by for the rest of my college career.\n\nIf you're coming to Chipotle seeking Mexican food, you're doing it wrong.  \n\nI don't come to Chipotle to satisfy my Mexican food cravings.  Hell, I don't think I really even get Mexican food cravings.  What I do get from Chipotle is a large, filling, tasty meal made with a mixture of foods that I enjoy (meat, cilantro lime rice, tomatoes, corn, guacamole, lettuce, sour cream, cheese, etc).  All their ingredients are always fresh and of high quality.  Although the workers seem rushed at times (gotta keep the line moving), they are always willing to add more scoops of non-meat ingredients if you ask for them.  It all comes at around 7 dollars, and they give you a free drink if you look like a student.  No other place in Berkeley can match the quantity and quality of food that Chipotle can offer.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SNLrYOZH0JB6Cctk6MZQ6g", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wisqwzl_Zq8eTq2B_Lxjfw", "text": "Kudos for the whole grass fed free range thing, but if  that grass fed beef has no flavor or even a hint of salt then what's the freakin' point? I don't know if it's this particular Chipotle, but I tried the barbacoa and the steak burrito and it seriously lacked flavor. Just weak. And it's ridiculous to pay $10 for a burrito with guac, chips and salsa (guess they threw in the drink, but still) when the hole in the wall across the street or the burrito truck five minutes away will give me all that for like $6 or $7 (with a drink) and it's FULL of flavor. They need to get it together. Blah.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jAFcS998Pw8pGN8Wp4WttA", "date": "2010-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X3vPeMm3XHk9-5B2cgXWNw", "text": "Favorite Chipotle #4 (Part 4 of 4)\n\nAs an avid Chipotle fan who has tried Chipotle just about everywhere (and believe me, ingredients and quality vary greatly), I've picked four of my favorite ones. This is number 4.\n\n\nChipotle - South of UC Berkeley campus on Bancroft/Telegraph\n\nI went to school in this area. Needless to say, this Chipotle accounts for more than 50% of my lifetime Chipotle visits. It's a very crowded one given the limited seating areas, but I can say that this location has definitely tailored itself toward the college campus crowd.\n\nThe ingredients are on par with what you can expect from eating in the bay area, and the occasional student with a burrito buried behind an O-Chem book is always an entertaining image.\n\nThe only thing I'd say is that at times their portion may be smaller than the average Chipotle primarily due to the great traffic that frequents this location. During off-peak hours, however, you can expect your portions to fully satisfy or exceed your expectations.\n\nFree drinks for people with student ID's!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x5WUVKjq0KPjI2XdnaloEw", "text": "Thanks for always stuffing my burrito with plenty of corn and meat.  I wish I was heftier so I could actually finish one of the burritos by myself.  \n\nI also think it's amazing how well the employees work under pressure.  The lines are just insane during the lunch and dinner waves, but they seem to have no trouble making our orders.  And they aren't all grumpy like the folks working at La Burrita, so I really appreciate it.  Though, I feel like a sell-out for liking a chain burrito place.  Oh well I love their rice!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2009-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x78RntFzJsiDWe4fhCDFsw", "text": "What can I say? It is what it is. It's fast, it's food, it's fast food.\n\nComes with all the implications of fast food: high calories, general unhealthiness, and regret.\n\nWith that said, I love Chipotle; their burritos just taste fresher than La Burrita's, due to something.. probably the lettuce. For less than $7 you can get a thousand calorie burrito stuffed to near bursting, and a free drink if you're a student or can pass for one.\n\nMaybe you'd want to forgo the tortilla and get a bowl if you were watching calories.\n\nThe chips are absolutely delicious when eaten with the corn salsa, but again, that's like 570 calories right there, 240 from fat, not even counting the salsa's contribution...\n\nMy advice is to eat here sparingly..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gpwo-SwhZSnTBJdARBS6eA", "date": "2010-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xu1fk_I3zRjvAsTOc4Ixaw", "text": "I like the crispy tacos and fresh and yummy guac and the people are very nice. I'm not a fan of their rice though and that's a deal breaker for me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "SA-2TBmWLp8D1VULfWW8yw", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YDM-axWArb_Cgn-GB_nD9A", "text": "Whee. This is the go to place for a quick lunch in between classes. My friends and I always go here whenever we can't decide on where to eat.\n\nI always get the steak burrito bowl (with a tortilla on the side!), and the portions always vary from barely filling half the bowl to overflowing. I feel like this Chipotle tends to gip you on what they give you in comparison to other locations. However, all you have to do is ask for extra anything and they'll give it to you (they only charge for extra meat).\n\nThe line can get pretty long, but don't fret! You'll be ordering your food before you know it. If you're impatient, order your food beforehand online or on your phone. That way, you can skip the lines and pick up your food at the front. I've noticed that you tend to get more bang for your buck if you order beforehand, too!\n\nThe Berkeley Chipotle gives students a free drink with their purchase, but I've found that if you look of age, they give it to you anyways since they don't check IDs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u9zzNLgPz66UXGm4kCP2bA", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YIXkJ5LORaHVM9UNWbU1zg", "text": "Lots of people seem to hate this place, but I actually like it. I usually get a chicken fajita burrito (or bol). I also happen to like the rice so I don't mind that the majority of the burrito is rice. In fact, I usually ask for extra rice! In yo face you chipotle-rice-haters! So yea...I also add the corn salsa. Lots of it. And that's it. Simple and tasty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yUd-SyUkdWE2MhaPkEiEXw", "text": "Ingredients taste fresh and delicious, and it's probably one of the better deals around Berkeley for the price. I like the chicken burrito because the red meats offered are a bit tough or gummy. They work quickly during meal hours. It's not authentic Mexican food however; I like to call the burritos \"fresh ingredient barrels.\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CePvmv14qGLf7RhLd6H6Uw", "date": "2009-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZatqWak72oBig8rrLEATfA", "text": "This is the place with which I compare every other lunch/dinner spot within walking distance of Cal. The price:satisfaction ratio is just that good. Free drink for anybody who looks like a student +  bowl of meat and salsa and beans and meat and rice and meat for ~$7. It tastes fan-fucking-tastic -- just don't come looking for an authentic experience (and seriously, you're a chump if you're looking for authentic Mexican food here WHILE YOU'RE IN CALIFORNIA). I'll admit that the portion sizes can vary, but you can always ask for more, so no excuses.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "08STwMQ1HFmNbMavYOrUAg", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7OMY-9rhyNN7Kj6_6LUJug", "text": "try one:\ngot a veggie burrito, next day i was sick with the flu. coincidence? i think not, two other people who I know (a coworker and a friend) who went at a different time then me both came down with a flu...\n\ntry two:\nfree coupon for faculty, would not let me use mine since I am a staff, but yet students use it? FAIL\n\nchipotle you suck, fake ass mexican food.\ndid i mention they are OWNed by mcdonalds?\nEPIC FAIL!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zbeGNBbuCO8nYyAK7LyQ0w", "date": "2009-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "h0pDkk-X6ZJM4TAr59xN8Q", "text": "Throw a bunch of beans, rice, sauce, corn, carrots, and other random vegetables into a wrap and you have Chipotle. Awful Mexican food that should be fed as animal feed to farm animals.\n\nFOOD IS AWFUL and TASTELESS. So it's cheap and the burritos are big, people who think this place is actually good have no taste at all.\n\nPrice? Under 10 bucks, but who cares?! Food is awful. I can't say it enough because I see people stuffing their faces with this hobo vomit all the time and wonder why they are doing so.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QD0njdv5eHGFv6RyqML4RQ", "date": "2008-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jkPwjAXAl5PbEn0bFVOqvA", "text": "This is the first Chipotle I've ever been to and I hate it. No DETEST it.\n\n1. Hardly any seats\n2. The saltiest chips I've ever had.\n3. Dumbed down, Americanized food.\n4. No horchata\n\nI'd skip Chipotle and head to Mario's La Fiesta or La Burrita and get authentic Mexican for a cheaper price.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_VUzavtDplEmX4X23evpYw", "date": "2007-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RNwlLI0dx7nWwi1-cLd_hg", "text": "Never coming back here again. Stupid server gave me super small portions. I've never had a Chipotle burrito before that was this emaciated.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "lvMF9nlFqlwVqZihKbIw7A", "date": "2011-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SQRMwxG7o7M2Ca8QR0M1vQ", "text": "ehh its ok", "stars": 2, "user_id": "X24q82ujb__rrrC6ujxt5g", "date": "2008-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VaBbQFoTq78mgwGDdhTUxg", "text": "If I could give this negative stars, I would. I am admittedly a Mexican food snob, but even evaluated on its own merit, this place is an abomination. The burritos are large enough to feed a small African family, so you will have plenty to contemplate about as you try to devour your bland and tasteless brick of processed ingredients. Having trouble choosing which filling to get? IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE IT ALL TASTES THE SAME. You can't tell the difference between the meats because they've all been stewing in steam tubs since the dawn of time. I can't even begin to describe the sensations that follow devouring one of their monstrosities that they call a burrito. In short, it feels like Bruce Lee has put his foot through your lower abdomen and out your spine. This doesn't even cover the struggle to digest your 290321838 calorie meal, but I'm trying to keep this a G-rated review.\n\nAvoid. Your rectum will thank you.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Mfu3oMFJEJyMgN1goQlFUw", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Weqdkg1Jvae2x_cEZASNIA", "text": "It sort of looks like a burrito, except for the fact that they roll them by essentially mashing it into a ball.  It smells kinda like a burrito, except that instead of big flavors you just smell unseasoned meat.  \n\nSeriously, if you want a flavorless, expensive, Americanized, chain \"Mexicanish\" burrito, go to Chipotle. All others should go to La Burrita just one block away and get an actual real burrito.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sw6vHCSnQEn7MPgcZVkGeQ", "date": "2008-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bD2WKjXtp_80QXhvoWWEEA", "text": "two words- raw meat", "stars": 1, "user_id": "eBp5Pr7Gz2n0_b2eFzT0dw", "date": "2007-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "C46SaP9XsT06cwItI3pzDQ", "text": "What is the most over-ratedest thing in Berkeley besides football? CHIPOTLE. \n\nThis restaurant should be required to put parenthesis around the \"Mexican\" in  Chipotle Mexican Grill. \n\nThe food is bland, the atmosphere dominated by students looking for sustenance between classes, and the rice tasteless and dry. I hope this place goes out of business and leaves the better mom and pop burrito joints on Telegraph and Durant to do what they can do better: serve decent Mexican food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "5R6ZA7-RfolAJ4Bj2Hzm2A", "date": "2007-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-k456Qj46ptcVBF6tDDhtA", "text": "Where do we begin?\n\n1) the rice is wrong. It's not Mexican rice. It's some sort of cheap knock off of Uncle Ben's 5-minute rice. Perhaps it's Uncle Ben's long lost cousin Jed's 3 minute rice. Anyway, it's not the right rice for a taco or burrito.\n\n2) the beans are wrong. They're not Mexican beans, but some sort of newly concocted GMO-laden soft pebble which might fit in the physical space typically occupied by pinto or black beans, but nonetheless, inadequately fill that culinary gap.\n\n3) The salsa is wrong. Wrong chiles (I really don't know how they could have gotten this wrong--?), wrong flavor, it's not Mexican salsa. Nor tex-mex. Even less relation to Mexican cuisine than Taco Hell.\n\n4) Produce. Fans of tired lettuce and soggy onions rejoice, you have found nirvana. For the rest of us, who perhaps expect a bit of crispness in the lettuce and onions, go elsewhere.\n\nNow, some of you might be thinking: \"Mexican food purist!\" Perhaps you're right. My philosophy is this: if you want to do creative fusions with food, fine, but they need to be at least as good as the original foods you're fusing, otherwise, what's the point? This is substantially worse than any food I've ever had in my many trips to Mexico. It's flavorless (I guess if you hate Mexican flavors this food might appeal to you). Guys, it's not all that hard to make a taco or a burrito with flavor. Ingredients are tantamount. Chipotle doesn't seem to care.\n\nTo be fair (look on the bright side), the service was not as bad as it typically is at fast food joints. And the ice dispensed from the soft machine dispenser was correctly sized and flavored (it tasted like water). There was available seating with no wait.\n\nOh how I wish there was good Mexican food near to campus... perhaps one day...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "5boRuJFWyinYfTV5T6jBXA", "date": "2007-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "QvHgpf_0mFe1YgKWUG5n3A", "text": "The service at this location is amazing. The staff are wonderful :) \nOrdering online is really simple & your order is always ready for pickup at the time specified. \n\nThis is a standard Chipotle meal. You should not dine here expecting authentic Mexican cuisine. This is just a reliable meal, made from good, fresh ingredients. \n\nI frequent Chipotle quite often. I like to split my burritos up into two smaller meals (I'm a poor college student). It works out great because there are 1000+ calories in one chicken burrito. Great place for Cal students!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BhkkJQbSy_womFDYIYTgQg", "date": "2009-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3WU6da9nz4F9sOksr7MA9A", "text": "Place to go when you're in a hurry and want to get some food fast + free drink. I only get their chicken burrito bol because I like their rice and can split it into two meals (I'm a petite eater)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6NPgP9Jw96yD_ym3rb3jXQ", "text": "Who wants to go to Chipotle for an authenticate spicy mexican burrito. This place isn't meant for that. If you want a large amount of food on the cheap with decent quality meat, this is the place. \n\nThe thing that Chipotle really really fails at is flavor, there's just no flavor in most of the salsa they have, at least not a proper flavor. The tomato and corn salsa don't really do anything to the taste, the rice is bland. But the fact of the matter is you can spice it up and add a little bit of flavor with the extra sauces they provide in bottles and you got a decent meal. \n\nOh, and free drinks for students is nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9YvjwiQC0qBtzqkeGRqGrg", "text": "It's a Mexican chain food restaurant... So you get that quality out of all of the stores. \n\nMediocre. \n\nThe rice is yummy but the meats are always on the dry side. You have to make sure you order salsa, guacamole or pico de gallo with it to moisten it up. The burritos are tasty but tiny. \n\nI like that you can watch what they put into your dish and you can tell them to put more without an extra charge because they can't argue with you. :P", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AUaHB1IM-jkYzuICCHgvOg", "date": "2010-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bIGgBlg0Uq1A0u4wNjWutQ", "text": "Not the best Chipotle, actually probably the worse I've been, the service is minimal, but most importantly the portions are small, wayyyy too male centric, where are the girls????  Also just go to La Burrita is you want to go to Mexican.  Two stars because I do still go there, but probably less than once every 6 months.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2012-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BMcKB9_bqivo0gpix1zEaQ", "text": "I LOVE CHIPOTLE! During lunch rush, they're awesomely fast and won't really have to wait THAT long... usually depends on the number of workers. What I don't really like is the small amount of tables. But it is located smack dab in the middle of college town so it's what we can get. If you show your Cal ID, you can get a free drink! This is pretty cool because the drinks cost like almost $2 for regular folks.. yay for being students! Anyway, this is my default place to go to whenever I'm in the mood for fast black bean burritos. There are other more authentic burrito places in Berkeley, but this hits the spot whenever I'm craving black beans!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ViL_qMtXxLcT8EddI-pkIA", "date": "2009-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DsGHdMHGAVCq_86LsJ1FcQ", "text": "I am a huge fan of Chipotle, and I think they make some great quick burritos. However, this Chipotle location is phenomenally awful - I have gone here about a dozen times and it seems to have gotten worse every time. Though I still occasionally go here if I've had Gordo Taqueria too often, I would highly recommend against going to this location.\n\nFirst off, the line at this Chipotle is outrageous, even for a Chipotle. I have seen the line stretch outside of the place and about a hundred feet along Telegraph. I have never waited less then ten minutes here (the one time that there was no line, the server was busy making an order for pick-up, and didn't bother noticing me for about 10 minutes), and average wait time is about twenty minutes. Now, for something absolutely amazing, a long wait can be worth it, but it shouldn't be for this place, considering Gordo's burritos are far better.\n\nSecondly, the service here is downright abysmal, and it is consistently like that. The servers rarely address you at all, and because of their ignorance, often mess up your order. I will describe several experiences here:\n1) My burrito was passed on to a second server who takes care of toppings (salsa, sour cream, guacamole, etc), and when she asked me if I wanted hot salsa, I told her to NOT put any spicy salsa. She takes a huge glob of it and puts it on the burrito. She did not seem the slightest bit remorseful, and didn't even offer to make me a new burrito...\n2)I ordered a carnitas burrito, and the server proceeded to put one scoop of carnitas on. He then realized he may have put SLIGHTLY too much, and just took half of it off and tossed it back in the bowl. That has to be a joke, right?!\n3) The incident I mentioned earlier, where a server didn't notice my presence for ten minutes because he was too busy making an order for somebody who had not even yet arrived.\n\nHonestly, the service here is so pathetic that it ruins the eating experience, something that I can rarely say about food places. They CONSTANTLY skimp on the food, including the 1.90 guacamole (good luck if you get half a scoop), cheese (when I ask for lots of cheese, I often get an angry scowl), and the meat (usually less then a scoop). They are never polite, and are often downright rude. \n\nI would highly recommend against going here. Chipotle is a great food establishment in general, and I really enjoy going to them, but this one is the absolute worst one I've ever been to. Walk two blocks south along Telegraph and try Gordo Taqueria instead.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "k-Kkr72RsaPiELm9IdUjSA", "date": "2011-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gWXsg6x6Gw_mkUs00wXA2Q", "text": "I'd like to clarify, this review is not for me, but for my fiance. \n\nAll he can say was not worth on penny. the burrito was tiny, and i mean tiny, compared to ones they make in castro valley. he said when he asked for extra rice and beans, they literally put a pinch extra. He said the chicken was burnt, and there was no flavor what so ever. \nThe burrito could fit in my 2 hands and they're tiny hands. As to other burritos he's received from chipotle they're twice as big as this one was. \nI recommend trying somewhere else, because your not going to get much out of here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ppuSao8kAMgTdO7pBUF84g", "date": "2010-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HdeHdgrcQ3UdFM9oarRXrg", "text": "Good ingredients wasted in poorly assembled burritos. \n\nThe problem with Chipotle is consistency and quality control. They could be much better if they simply cared more about how they assemble their burritos. They use good, organic ingredients. Their corn salsa, for example, is quite tasty. The ingredients are unfortunately just randomly thrown into the burrito without any regard for quantity or placement. There have been countless times when I have taken a few bites containing nothing but guacamole and sour cream. I once ordered a barbacoa+carnitas burrito that ended up being 90% rice. The net result is mediocre burritos. I have simply had much better ones. \n\nI have eaten over 10 burritos at Chipotle, and will probably eat a lot more during my time in Berkeley. Their awesome online ordering system is simply too convenient to pass. It is great for group orders because it sends an email to everyone in the group to notify them of the group order. Individuals can then choose what they want to add to the order.\n\nIf you can't resist the convenience of their online ordering system, you might have to give Chipotle a try. Just be warned that you might end up with disappointing burrito.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2011-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IecoZhBIyaQtXwGmq1k-gQ", "text": "I really like chipotle, but I hate this one! The staff is hardly ever friendly and they barely give you anything on your burritto. Other chipotles happily give you more if you ask, but the staff here must be trained to be super frugal! Plus its always so crowded and I'd rather just grab food at another place. I love the chips tho. so addicting.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-fGUaLfPIGr5aa1q4jLq0g", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "joVliyyxWINDLS4bxuHduw", "text": "The newest branch of this chain opened to the public today. To kick off its grand opening, they offered free burritos & taco to all Cal student. Well, when items are offered free... everyone and their mothers were there. The feast started at 12pm and lasted until 7pm. The line was consistently long throughout the day and it extended around the block!\n\nAfter waiting in-line for 45mins in the cold frosty weather, I finally got my foot inside the door. Another 10 min passed until I reached the counter...to my surprise, they ran out of beef. The guy in front of me order the last helping of carne asada...(I wanted to run him down) GRRR!!  Thus I was left with chicken or pork as the only option; well a salad was available too, but there was no way in heck was I going to get grass after freezing my arse!\n\nThe pork fajita burrito was not bad; I would have prefer a carne asada.  The ingredients was freshly made and season well. If given a choice between a burrito at Chipotle or Cancun, hands down I would pick Cancun. Cancun's 20+ salsa bar option is unequivocally the best in the Bay Area! But for a ~$6 burrito and proximity to my apt, I'll probably dine at Chipotle again.\n\nUpdate: I forgot to mention that Chipotle started this new online ordering system called D.S.L -- Don't Stand in-Line (www.chipotle.com/dsl). Simply put in an order online, go straight to the register and pick it up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kJS3R2N1pzf59APqO5mxXA", "date": "2006-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lnGKUNj6k2Wx8KpdrUGsYg", "text": "Chipotle isn't bad. As with most chains, you get a pretty consistent meal.  If you're looking for good mexican food, don't come here.  If you're looking for a filling meal, come here.  While it tries to be a mexican style fast-food joint, it really deserves its own category.  The food isn't bad, and I definitely come here often being a starving college student.  Since it is called a \"mexican grill\" I have to give it less stars for trying to be mexican food.  Being from San Diego, it's definitely not mexican food.  But I would give it five stars on a fast-food scale.  3 stars also because guacamole is so freakin expensive!\n\nHere are some tips:\n\n-Feel free to ask them for more! Usually they're kind enough to give you more.  And even if they aren't kind, they'll still give you a little more.\n\n-Cal students don't get free drinks anymore so don't ask them for it.\n\n-if you have an iphone, order it through that and go pick it up! You can bypass the line especially during peak hours.\n\n- get a burrito bowl and ask for a tortilla on the side.  I think you get more food that way.  Also, I like to shake up the bowl to mix everything together :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LyyEE0o9Rll1ZbCeL9aEjg", "text": "What is up with all the hate, Yelpers? This is Chipotle, and Chipotle is awesome. Food tastes great, prices are low, portions are large, service is fast, seating is plentiful, and restrooms are decent. I guess these traits are generally expected from Chipotle as a chain, but they're reasons I go there more than other places with higher ratings.\n\nI read this article about how their barbacoa and carnitas are cooked \"sous-vide\" (http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/02/chipotle_is_apple_how_the_burrito_chain_is_revolutionizing_fast_food_.html) and now I'm a barbacoa devotee. Good stuff, friends. I also like how they ask which salsa I want and I can have them pile on three different kinds.\n\nThat they try to use a lot of local/organic/sustainable ingredients is just another bonus at this point.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZBcNqO8RljD-d1s2Huq7Sg", "date": "2012-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oWLluHqXQniVjh5pQjmldw", "text": "2 stars because it's Chipotle.\n\nHaving said that, this Chipotle is the worst one I've been to. The servers are very unfriendly, and they have the stingiest servings I have ever seen. I usually get a burrito bowl, and when I order it from the Chipotle in San Rafael or Pinole, they just HEAP the portions on. Here? Sometimes they even take portions back if they feel they've given you too much. The bowls are significantly smaller, probably 2/3 the weight (on a good day) you get at other Chipotle's. Calorie-wise you can't complain, but you can't help feeling you get somewhat jipped every time you go to this Chipotle.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "q9zk62Th0bjzQzCR40AV1g", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RyR5S5yixiJm8Fj9PR4NtA", "text": "Even though I am a fan of the Chipotle franchise, compared to the handful of Mexican restaurants in the Berkeley and the other Chipotle restaurants I've been to, this one is definitely sub-par.\n\nThe burritos always vary in size and the servers were never consistent. The meat for the burrito is only lukewarm. They have raised their prices (A vegetarian burrito costs the same as a chicken burrito?) and ended the free drink deal.\nNOTE: You will NOT get a free drink here, even if you are a student!\n\nIf you are not that hungry I suggest getting a single soft taco instead of a burrito. The only difference is the taco has no rice and a smaller tortilla roll with about 2/3 the amount of food, but the taco is about 1/3 the price of a full burrito. NOTE: don't get 3 tacos; get 1\n\nThe service at this Chipotle varies as much as the burritos do. The servers are happy sometimes but grumpy at other times. The restaurant has the iconic Chipotle look with the steel furniture and Aztec, Mayan-looking wall decor. It is pretty clean and well kept.\n\nWILL I come back: Yes\nWHEN will I come back: When run out of plastic forks and napkins at home\nWHAT will I do differently: nothing", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w5fSUbTL5n8BBqPwCQA70g", "date": "2011-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SrapdtjzZE1OAyiyf-_Q_w", "text": "I love... L-O-V-E... love Chipotle's everywhere even though they are owned by McDonalds.  I mean if the food's quality, then screw everything else.  The point is that the food is good for a starving college student such as myself.  The line was out the door but is aided by an online ordering system so you don't have to wait at all.  It makes the experience much easier, quicker and just as delicious.  The chips were a too lime induced to a point of almost sickness after just three but the burritos and tacos were top-notch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B0Q2YqU3zmFKwLsLVy3BZw", "date": "2007-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TLCPLZ6c6phLgIK37lxYag", "text": "brown rice, grilled bell peppers, tender carne asada steak, and fresh guacamole and salsa. sooo goood, and the burritos are huuuge and worth the $5-10 that you pay depending on if you ask for extra meat or guacamole. an absolute must!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u_UdyZLf_ZgMkGlHFcjabQ", "date": "2012-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TRejrJ9D1BrY66OrSTaH1Q", "text": "The Telegraph Chipotle disappoints me every time.  Fine by me that they don't have enough space to accommodate the students or lines.  Fine by me that the people serving us are rude.  I'm fine with all of that, because I like Chipotle, I'm hungry, and I got to get back on campus quick-fast.\n\nHOWEVER, it is not fine by me that they are stingy beyond comprehension with their vegetables!  I get vegetarian tacos or burritos and all they want to give me is rice & beans with a garnish of salsa.  I finally started telling them no rice (because when you say \"only a little\" they STILL put too much).  Black beans are healthier and easier to take off, so I let them put those in my meal, but when it comes to the salsas, they will literally put a little salsa on the TIP of the spoon for your entire burrito (which means you're eating mouthfuls of just beans and rice)  HOW does that make sense???  That's NOT healthy.  Not to mention I'm paying $6 for essentially tortilla with beans (cheapest items in the entire world, which explains why that's all they want to give us)  NOT OK.  \n\nI'm not going here anymore.  I'll spend $7 at San Francisco Soup and get a 12 oz soup, wheat roll, and half a tuna sandwich which ends up being two meals instead of one, for me =D  and SF Soup is amazingly delicious and closer to campus.\n\n2 stars go for their cleanliness & efficiency (they will get you in and out quick, but remember, they can be rude and they go so fast that they can't hear your requests at times)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gpPEvNgjUjKZXWnUMIRdmg", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WUtCeACQH6XRe8kuzd8Bsg", "text": "Yes! I finally got to have my Chipotle after being away from California for 2 plus years. Amazingly, it tastes exactly the same. However, it was a lot smaller than I remember it. Don't get me wrong, it was still tasty, but after reading other people's reviews I guess I am not alone in the complaint about the size. \n\nThis location's staff was too small for the amount of people who were waiting to be served. That being said, they were all nice. I'm just not used to having to wait over 20 min for food at a Chipotle. Also, the parking in the area is terrible. I don't think it's being helped right now by the rather large construction site nearby that cuts off both the street and sidewalk. \n\nThey nicely gave my friend veggies and lots and lots of chicken instead of beans and rice. However, they still skimmed on her salsa and lettuce as they did my own veggie bowl. Not to be a stickler, but I think they can afford to give a bit more lettuce.\n\nOverall, I had a happy tummy for my kinda-fast meal, but will probably stick to other places in this chain that have parking next time or eat at another place in the area if I have more time to sit.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "005GchcM1HWBH3SFKrIxBA", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X4noQmWB-7gIAH40Moz4uA", "text": "Tried it today to make sure I wasn't missing anything. The marketing had successfully convinced me that they make huge burritos. \n\nThe hell they do. I got a small spoonful of chicken and plain rice. A similar amount of beans, a drop of sour cream and hot sauce and a huge dollop of guacamole on a giant tortilla. Obviously corporate management is trying to keep costs down by micromanaging the portions (the only thing I got alot of was the guacamole which I had to pay over a dollar extra for anyway)  The burrito was mostly tortilla and guacamole which is not very appealing.\n\nNo refried beans, bad rice, bland dry meat. NOT big burritos. \n\nThe Bay Area is the birthplace of the Mission super burrito. How the hell can Chipotle even do business out here?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "I_m-i6HTrZoxnSAdDr5rwA", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z0628cwAqb65vujVV-RuSQ", "text": "Yuck. Makes you sick. The staff could care less about service or food quality.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VJ3oy-j34ZuIU4bhAFKw8w", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "2JB7UugVfgjOlY8abmdGog", "text": "Many people are quick to point out that Chipotle is owned by McDonalds when they are trying to dissuade someone from going to the popular Mexican chain. I say why make the guilt by association argument when all you have to consider is that these people put white rice in their burritos. In addition, all their ads are pictures of the burrito wrapped in foil. I imagine they do this because they steam their tortilla, and don't grill them. The popularity of this inferior method of making a more elastic tortilla has vexed me for some time now. The Bay Area is littered with local Mexican restaurants that vary from good to transcendent. There is no legitimate reason to patronize these white rice a-holes.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VfP_pJEG6IM3MhooFQaF6A", "date": "2007-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "hOyVepIEwbrFyIrY1I7VyQ", "text": "Bitch, please. The only reason you would be going here is if you wanted to fulfill your daily caloric intake in one fatal stop or have some American-ized Mexican food. That didn't make any sense at all did it?\n\nOriginally brought to you by the same awesome guys at McDonalds, Chipotle manages to succeed in giving everyone a piece of the American Dream : being overweight.\n\nLet's take a standard burrito that alot of people get: the chicken burrito. You feel less guilty eating it because chicken is less fattening than pork/steak yadayadayada. Okay so tortilla, rice, chicken, black beans, regular tomato salsa, cheese, and lettuce. No sour cream thanks.\n\n*drum roll* 915 calories and 30g of fat. WAIT WHA?! In addition from getting over 2400mg of sodium (more than 100% of your daily intake), you might as well have just eaten a stick of butter for dinner.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YDW0in66AnRj1ub4LyQ6dg", "text": "I came here around 8PM on Monday (2 days ago).\n\n1. staff was rude\n2. the manager was rude and rude to his staff\n- he told my girlfriend to stop asking for salsas (when she only asked for two- medium and mild) because the lines was very long\n3. we were basically bottom feeders of the meat - looked like they haven't replaced it in a while.\n\nI can somewhat forgive them for 1 and 2 because there is a lot of stress given that the line became long suddenly. \n\nHowever, 3 is the problem. I ordered barbacoa- and I got food-poisoned. Yes, I haven't slept tonight because I am still sick. This is seriously a problem- I am guessing the meat was left out for a while and left neglected. I love chipotle and this might be a unique case (therefore, the 2 star), but this is certainly unacceptable. Probably a good idea not to goto this place later in the day when the meat/cheese have been left out for a while. How did I know it was from this place? My girlfriend also experienced food poisoning- but not that severe. She ordered carnitas but only had some of my barbacoa. We both experienced food poisoning symptoms the night of.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OBatJK7BvmjBD1UdazwZiQ", "date": "2012-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yseukgs3HIFsyEVDUF9yYg", "text": "Pretty much like any other chipotle. Lines get really long around 12pm and 6-7pm and sometimes the wait can be 15-30 minutes. \n\nI love getting the burrito bowl with tortilla on the side. Extra rice, extra lettuce, extra beans, extra corn, extra fajitas, just ask for it. The only catch is extra meat costs extra. This place tastes better than La Burrita and certainly doesn't mess up the order.\n\nUnfortunately, students no longer get free drinks here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2J8tVScMBgt6dtIvX56yCg", "text": "Come on Chipotle, you're better than this. Your Telegraph Ave location is a glaring example of how poos customer services can really be. \nNot only did I have to tell four different people what I wanted, I had to tell them ALL twice. Nobody was listening and they were goofing around the whole time I was ordering. \nThe worst part was that the cashier added a drink to my order and charged me for it 1. without me asking for a drink and 2. WITHOUT TELLING ME! I didn't even realize until I got back to my office and saw a cup IN the bag. I know it's only $1.50ish, but I really feel cheated. \nBoo Telegraph Chipotle...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qM9n9FGbl_O_d1iLc0nFig", "date": "2010-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HSNLTXaGkiTIhpIhCrvxLA", "text": "I've said this before on a previous review and I'll say it again:\n\nI know NOTHING about Mexican food.  I went to a Tex-Mex restaurant with some friends and they had to describe to me the difference between a flauta, enchilada, taquito, chile rellenos, etc.  \n\nThat being said, I really really heart Chipotle.  My stomach really doesn't care whether or not they're \"authentic.\" It just cares that it's tasty, and that it fills it up.  \n\nGet the chicken burrito, add all the veggies to make yourself feel better about the stuff-fest you're about to embark on.\n\nI'm also slightly ashamed to say that I regularly eat the entire 2000 calorie burrito in a single sitting (in my defense I usually minimize or hold off on the sour cream and cheese so I don't have an apoplectic attack).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0l9MY_ovQcBogtqMcXE7VA", "date": "2010-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Uqfv0bpgxfZvqM1dL87vbg", "text": "It's remarkable what a difference 400 miles makes, since this place serves nothing like the Chipotle burritos I ate at my home in Southern California. I don't know what they did with their meat, but it was always tough and dry during the 2-3 times I visited.\n\nAnd so, the Mexican offerings surrounding the UC Berkeley campus continue to be a vile joke to this day.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2007-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 12, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "Ux26l-NTOAT3g7gc5rVhDg", "text": "Ugh.  Don't do it.  Just don't.  \n\nYou know, Telegraph Ave. is in enough trouble as it is.  Somewhere in the vicinity of 10+ storefronts closed on the Berkeley stretch of Telegraph Ave. alone last year - in fact, a girl working at Amoeba informed me of their concern over lack of business.  This is the ORIGINAL Amoeba Records we're talking about here, and they're actually concerned about getting enough business.  Unreal.\n\nPoint being, Telegraph is nowhere near what it used to be, but at least it still has some of the restaurants and storefronts that make it worth visiting on multiple occasions (Cafe Intermezzo alone could do this, but I would live at that damn place and sleep in a bowl of lettuce if they'd let me).  \n\nYou put in crappy, craptastic, craptacular places like Chipotle here, though, and it's just sad.  Gross and sad.  Telegraph deserves better.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "5vXqog3DHrRXADKUg78B2w", "date": "2008-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EVi1bj19cYDQ3wyDHGj25w", "text": "When Chipotle first opened up on South Side a few months ago I was among the crowd that wasn't sure if we needed another Mexican place on Southside, but I like everyone else, ended up waiting in line for an hour and a half on opening night for the free burrito (and soda) that they gave away.\n\nChipotle is actually pretty darn good. I really like how you go down the line and select exactly what you want in your burrito and corn is a great addition, by the way. My only complaint is that steamed white rice is just not right for a burrito. \n\nOther than that, the place is great (and the guacamole is worth the extra price.) It does not replace La Burrita for Berkeley Mexican...Chipotle is just a different option.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fe1nv-DVb8sGDCrwAy14yQ", "date": "2007-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jRKctm9bgOx6VEjPJLbZVQ", "text": "Double-wrapped burritos for the win!\n\nThis is just like any other Chipotle... Of course, it's not really Mexican food you get here (people know this AND still complain about it), but it is a good deal worth your money. ESPECIALLY since they give you a free soda (and, right now, a free bag of chips/salsa if you are a Cal student and pay with your Cal1Card!).\n\nThe service is really nice, and they always speak to me in Spanish.. Um, Gracias? \n\nConvenient since it's right across from campus! I go here at least once a week ^_^", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LJu3HFwpuvIyPUUCBgNd2g", "text": "I don't know what it is, but about once a month, I crave a Chipotle fix. I am not the only person I know like this either (it started as a regular lunch spot when I worked in Walnut Creek). Here's why this location is A-OK by me:\n\n-Long lines, but they move through them at a tolerable place given my addiction.\n-A couple of their employees have been there for awhile and they are good at what they do.\n-They give out free sodas (though not always consistently, so I get confused about whether it'll be a Coke day or not).\n\nBurrito bowl, rice, black beans, steak, one scoop of corn salsa, two of hot salsa, splash of sour cream and cheese, handful of lettuce = scarfed down every time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u0II41kVfVZbZ7zqNDM0bw", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S7zif2KXTeSLFbkpenqFSw", "text": "I was actually pretty excited when my friend discovered this Chipotle location. My friends and I decided we'd go there for lunch & it was all I could think about during the morning, haha.\n\nLooks like any other Chipotle. Nothing special. Ordered my usual steak bowl. Note to self: do NOT get the hella spicy salsa. I definitely regretted it later. I'm a baby when it comes to spicy things. But if you like spicy, then I say go for it. Nonetheless, the food was yummy. \n\nThe tables inside filled up really quick during lunchtime. By the time we got our food, all the tables were taken, so we headed to the outside tables. There were tables open; however, we were turned off by the FLIES that were all over. It was pretty disgusting that we couldn't eat there. We ended up finding somewhere else to eat lunch. \n\nI'm never really in this area, but good to know that a Chipotle exists here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7wOMzYCST8yJ4vicwAwaHg", "date": "2012-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uj8sMQKYbXW3-qmH25RrmQ", "text": "They have fast fresh food down!  They have a very nice staff and for a quick mexican grill place - the Guacamole and Chips are awesome.  I like the fresh burrito bowl which is healthy, low cal and light.  It is affordable good food.  One of the better cal student eateries downtown on Telegraph.  They take credit cards which is unique for this neighborhood.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YZhA9sNIBYz1h6tMlNMgJQ", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ULHa6eI6BI3e-MkX0YSapA", "text": "I was able to bypass a super long line and went straight to the register after I placed my order online. They had it ready when I got there. I was in and out in about 3 minutes. Got my free drink also since I am a student. but they didn't ask for student ID. \n\nI only gave it four out of five stars because this is my first time ordering from them. The soft tacos were great, I wish I ordered more though. The Red-chili salsa didn't seem \"hot\" at first but 10 minutes after eating the tacos my mouth is still burning, :-) I love hot stuff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "op90fPQfpa0j0CDx6uzR5w", "date": "2011-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YNKDWRDulfcr1_ZNilYchQ", "text": "I wanted to like Chipotle - I really did. I work on Southside and am always excited when a new place opens up - food or otherwise. I had many of the same issues that others complain about namely that they cannot wrap a burrito! I had the burrito do-over that Warren G. describes and I also had an exciting 2 tortilla burrito that was constructed by half wrapping in one flour tortilla and then, when there was no more tortilla geography left, finishing the wrap in a second flour tortilla. I should have been grateful for that free tortilla because they sure do charge for everything else! Try walking out for less then $8 - for mexican food!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "tWwHT-55iIqpWIyaiTtJmA", "date": "2007-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "a1FY4M991IV02876SVFA-Q", "text": "being from santa cruz (which is sans chipotle and most addictive chains for that matter), i ALWAYS get my burrito fix here when i am in berkeley. these cravings are so serious that sometimes i actually consider driving the 17 hwy from SC to get me a burrito. clearly, i over-hype this meal and expect magic in mouth when i get it. this particular chipotle on tele does not deliver that. \n\nfirst of all, parking is impossible in the whole area, and chipotle doesnt validate parking. LAME. next, only cal students get their free drinks, not UC santa cruz students. umm, excuse me, i can barely eat my burrito without a free iced tea. cal already overshadows santa cruz in everything else, now this too?!?! third, watching the people artfully craft my burrito behind the counter KILLS me when they toss it around and dont evenly distribute the beans/rice/guac situation. this seems to happen more often here than at other chipotles.\n\ni still have an undying love for these delicious 1000 calorie burritos, but i think i will avoid the one on telegraph from now on. gilman isnt that far.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Nq31P668CK-_3GyHNgb77g", "date": "2009-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DKMzpRXTK66Sc2sGZXvRow", "text": "I finally broke down and got my lunch here yesterday.  I ordered a pork burrito with black beans.  What I ate tasted like it had been made by a British chef who cooks for a corporate cafeteria, someone who had never been to Mexico and had seen a burrito made exactly once.  This surprised me because my meal was made in front of my eyes by people who were speaking Spanish to each other and Spanish to the customer ahead of me.\n\nEverything in my burrito had a bland taste to it.  The rice especially tasted flagrantly non-Mexican -- it seemed to be basmati rice!!  The different flavors in the burrito hadn't melded together at all -- there was the rice section, the salsa section, the meat section, and so on.  The good news, on the other hand, is that the whole assembly struck me as healthy and somehow squeaky clean.  Maybe \"sanitized\" is the right word, and I'm not sure that the news is exactly good.\n\nI'll be back again, but it won't be any time soon.  Maybe during the week between Christmas and New Year's, when many local businesses are closed.\n\nUpdate: I was here on May 15 to get a free meal -- Chipotole was a sponsor for Bike to Work Day and gave a free burrito (or salad or burrito bol) to everyone who came in with a flyer and one of the \"musette bags\" that were being distributed to bikers at major intersections.  There were lots of people with bicycle helmets and musette bags in line, and we were all very happy to be getting fed.  Thanks, Chipotle!\n\nI had a burrito bol instead of a burrito; I picked up this tip from Yelp reviews of a Chipotle in Morgan Hill.  Get lots of salsa and lettuce, and you're OK.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2007-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O-rT7_C5933RgswE0dkykQ", "text": "I stopped by Chipotle today to get a burrito with a friend.  This was not my first time eating at Chipotle, but it was my first time at this particular location.\n\nThe burritos were, as they always are, quite good. If you are a vegetarian I would definitely recommend the vegetarian fajita burrito.  Chipotle has very distinctive burritos that have great sweet corn  and grilled onions and peppers (if you get them fajita style).  You also get to see them make burritos right in front of you, which is always good.\n\nOne last thing that I am very particular about is how well wrapped burritos are.  Some people are just not qualified to wrap a burrito in such a way as to lend the burrito a high degree of structural integrity.  The masterful burrito wrappers at Chipotle have no such problem.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vGUWfbut6VStsJx8MVdztA", "text": "YUM! Give me 1300 calories wrapped up in a gigantic carb intensive tortilla and you've got yourself a Chipotle Burrito!! \n\nI can't really help myself from eating here. The quantity is impressive and I think that's what really gets me. I'm more of quantity over quality type girl. \n\nMy recommendations for things to put into the burrito:\n--chicken\n--EVERYTHING (who cares about the calories! Eat first, diet later!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zuKYH75p9VZon6ua_TXN_w", "text": "I realize Cal students from LA/Sac can't live without their Chipotle and went bat-shit crazy when it came to Telegraph.  Personally, I can't get over the fact that they don't use Mexican rice, and their main draw seems to be a \"burrito bowl.\"  As a *burrito* lover, I will take Gordo's, Cancun, or Cactus instead, thank you very much.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "n_PNj3nCyi0Ybk39tKzMqA", "date": "2010-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ylWlkA4EZ8FlJdPt4jdy8w", "text": "Chipotle Grill gets bonus points for using naturally raised meats, and *some* organic beans & veggies with a goal of 100%. I love little mom & pop Mexican restaurants, but when it comes to the quality of meat you're eating, you may as well be in a fast food joint.\n\nThat said, the salsa on my tacos was so cold it made the meat cold. I really, really wanted to love this place, because I like to support restaurants - even if they are chains - that utilize good meat and organic produce.\n\nFinally, a place to get cheap burritos on the way to campus. Too bad it's 17 years too late for me. Maybe Little Q will opt to go to Cal...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x-MrR7YlHxI6_12sclZtiw", "date": "2008-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "0aT7I2EzUVl3x5ase3p-pQ", "text": "Fuck you Chipotle for the 10 lbs I've gained the past couple of months. Damn my chicken fajita burrito with extra corn, sour cream, fresh salsa with hot sauce, and a side of guacamole. It's OK if no one in Berkeley wants to eat you, I'll do it. The whole damn thing. \n\nOn the plus side, they sell beer. I love sitting on the patio with my huge-ass burrito and corona watching the Cal madness from afar. \n\nOne star off for absolutely no parking, and when it's lunch time, there's not a single table or seat available. And also because of the McDonald's deal. Past or present, it doesn't matter.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "za5AxC6dXlpdIb2gl05enQ", "date": "2008-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0uYtZEnCqjoWzTyrGwaXog", "text": "Everyone knows how the burrito tastes here. No complaints regarding the taste.\n\nI like this place and free drink for Cal students is also really cool.\n\nMy only problem. Everytime I ask them to give some extra stuff\n\n(extra rice, fajita, cheese...etc) they only put a tiny bit more which\n\nis pretty meaningless asking. \n\nWhen you go to the one on Gilman and ask them for the same thing, they put hell of a lot more than these guys do.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LWI6wFVkoe2CKCyj-f7O7Q", "date": "2010-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6YQRYkI-fKIKaoauUq9D5w", "text": "For the reviews that said This Chipotle location skimps on fillings, I have to disagree. \nI can share my food with someone else and still be full. You just need to ask for extra fillings. \nOf course, this isn't authentic Mexican food in any means, but it's really convienient when you have a gap and want to get something quick. Sometimes long lines will get very long, but the workers are efficient and you won't be stuck there long.\nYou can also order online, by phone, or via the Chipotle iPhone app, and then pick up your order in front without having to wait. \nI never went to Chipotle during my freshman year because the portions scared me, but now it's become a once almost every week thing for me. How embarassing.\n\nOh, and there is very limited seating, so if you want to eat there, then you'll have to swoop on an empty table asap.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bOlJ6_M5wtJVVBRMvM2K5g", "text": "Since it's pretty useless to review a chain restaurant, I'll compare it with other Chipotles I've been to.  \n\nservice: relatively quick, they know when the lunch rush for college kids and theyve got the assembly line down to a science.  Try to get the tall skinny dude to serve you, hes pretty liberal with the meats and good stuff.   \n\nambience: small.  if you are use to the bigger chipotles, you'll feel very crowded in this narrow corridor of claustrophobia, especially during the midday pileup when the line is out the door.  don't expect to find a seat there during lunch time.  outdoor seating is available.\n\nan added bonus is they give you a free drink when you show them your student ID, which not all chipotles do.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "r636kd302eGgDGuS-dR4bQ", "date": "2010-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bQrv10gEZ8t44eA6FSoHjQ", "text": "i never ate at chipotle back in los angeles; im more of a baja fresh girl. however, chipotle has quite a convenient location next to campus. \n\ntry: chicken burrito. its big, overly full and will make you wish you never ordered it in the first place. the burrito bol is another option (everything a burrito has minus the tortilla). you can taste the delicious rice more.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gg081PrWx9b20Y5OAkeMAg", "text": "Coming from SoCal, this Chipotle was kind of a disappointment. \nFirst, let's talk about the service. I've observed a great deal of attitude by the servers who get very frustrated when new people don't know what the options are. Yes, we know that you guys are in a hurry, but isn't about quality over how fast it's being done? They're fast at what they do, but there's no sincerity with assistance at all.\nSecond, what's with the portion size? I've had bigger bowls back home with the choices I wanted, not just because I didn't put more stuff into it.\nAlso, this goes for not only this Chipotle, but Chipotle's in general: the prices keep moving up, and the food pales in quality to real, authentic Mexican restaurants which is a lot less cheaper.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yGfGrXnwfvqxhO2gZIzOFw", "date": "2012-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pCZcPQSMGtbMNSASqshoHw", "text": "Mmmmm Chipotle is always yummy and satisfying. I used to get burritos, but after I tried the burrito bowls, I've never looked back. The bowls are just waaayyy easier to eat since the burritos are oftentimes super messy since they're stuffed so full. Also, it's a healthier option since you get all the delicious stuff inside without the calorie-packed tortilla! Although, you can also ask for a tortilla on the side (at no extra cost) if you're determined to have it!\n\nI always order the Veggie Burrito Bowl ($6.25) with rice, veggies, black beans, lettuce, guac, and salsa. The awesome thing about getting the veggie option is that it comes with guacamole, so you don't have to pay an extra $1.90 to add it on! The bowl is always consistently good and I usually can't even finish the whole thing in one sitting! The location is great since it's right across from campus and ingredients are usually already made, so all they have to do is assemble your order. \n\nTIP: Order online ahead of time so you don't have to wait in line and can just pick your food up!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tdgy7YU_cxFaIxBouxPphA", "text": "I don't understand the oh so frequent bashing of Chipotle. Sure, it's not authentic Mexican. It also is a chain that was once owned by McDonald's at that -- we get that but still judge it on its food and service. \n\nIt's a fast food American-Mexican restaurant. It's definitely better than La Burrito; the burritos are huge. I am a friggin' fan of Chipotle and whenever I want a 1000+ calories and have around $6 to spend, I'll most definitely get a fajita burrito with carne asada, sour cream, lettuce, and extra corn salsa and cheese. Damn, I'm getting hungry just writing this up. \n\nThe service is quick and efficient. You don't get treated like crap like at La Burrita which is just rude sometimes but don't expect five-star quality service either obviously. There aren't too many seats available because the store is pretty small but I'm more than happy to get it to-go and eat elsewhere. Screw the non-sensical Berkeley hate for Chipotle!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2008-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vw8hXfhsT7ffa3eVfNOovw", "text": "Pros: Okay I'm aware that this place is obviously not entirely authentic, meaning I don't need yet another white person to tell me so, since they're apparently the experts on Mexican cuisine.  Just because it isn't 100% traditional doesn't automatically make it bad.  I happen to like a little variety.  I can appreciate BOTH \"authentic\" Mexican food and more contemporary stuff like Chipotle.  These places are becoming common enough to where I (a hungry vegan) can get a good, filling meal for relatively cheap when there might not be many other options around for me.  Basically everything you'd think would be vegan, is: tortillas, rice, guacamole, salsas, vegetables, black beans but NOT the pinto beans, those are cooked with bacon, fyi.  Also at lunch they usually just assume you're a student if you look young enough and give you a free drink cup (because students get free drinks), so that's a bonus.\n\nCons: Long lines at lunch and some chance of cross-contamination (cheese falling in the guacamole, etc).  A burrito is a LOT of calories, like somewhere around 1000 just for a fully loaded veggie burrito even without sour cream or cheese.  Google some of the Chipotle fan sites that have nutritional fact calculators for your exact burrito's calorie count.\n\nOh and for the record McDonald's USED to own Chipotle.  They divested from them quite some time ago now.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ggBO9hIm71yISlyndU2kqQ", "date": "2008-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wfgqEeEhRw5_lwkma48UNQ", "text": "service is quite fast\nthey give me two scoops of rice\nlots of free napkins", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Fd1llC9GwigoSX_qGhPog", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3reH9ORsEBItKzjxS8bQWw", "text": "I don't know why, but there is always people rushing into Chipotle! It amazes me... The food is decent at best, and there are so many other places around where you can get the same, or maybe even better, food. Maybe it is because I know its a chain restaurant (owned by McDonald's).\n\nOverall, the food isn't bad here. And as a CAL student, you get a free drink. \n\nOnce in a while is okay, but I hear about people eating here on a daily basis.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pbHWL7YmU4IF8cZxHKadZw", "date": "2010-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DdEVCDslAxi9xXdDQzdlWw", "text": "Okay, so my friend recommended that i try this place...and let me say that that will be the last recommendation that i take from him.\n\nI ordered a Carnitas Burrito...\nFirst thing i notice is that the carnitas are completely submerged in liquid...which was not so appetizing.\nOnce they finally put all the stuff on my burrito, they guy rolls it into some kind of cube like thing! O_O  I have never seen a burrito with all dimensions being equal...it freaked me out. \n\nSo...on to the actual taste of the burrito...\nRice: More cilantro than a Vietnamese sandwich...Not good at all (and I like Vietnamese sandwiches...)\nCarnitas: Soggy...very very soggy. Very salt-tastic as well.\nSour Cream: I don't know if it was the sour cream, or the hot sauce i got on top of it, but it turned into a really wet and disgusting combination.  \n\nTotal: $6.47 (came with a drink cuz i showed my student ID)\n\nWell anyways, don't make the same mistake I did...do yourself a favor and hit up Gordo or Chino's in SF, cuz they know what they're doing.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "56HrzaFh2WGH8yB50YBSvg", "date": "2008-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DHzAa12aaFRx2S_602xebw", "text": "I've been here 3 times and it's just really good. The only better food I've had is from select taco trucks (ever try one one that's near Best Buy in Emeryville? BEST EVER ; O )\n\nReasons why I like this place:\n\n**Clean. Every time I come here the restaurant is immaculately spotless, I mean to the point that I actually go \"God it's clean in here...\". I like the patio in front too!\n\n**Simple, organized, and efficient. Whoever organized the line for the food must be a demi-genius. You can get a burrito or 4 hard tacos and get out of line at the same time, because of how the ingredients are organized\n\n**The workers are awesome, they let me order in Spanish and they make me laugh\n\n**The food is really good. The hard tacos are yum ( I know its not traditional Mexican food, but you like what you like), and the salad is really good. I love the BBQ chicken\n\n**The prices are decent, considering they always get my food right\n\nI wish they had Soy Taco Meat, (if that sounds gross, don't knock it till you try it ; ) )", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-vQsYbUmdtL9GB3z3ZG0tw", "date": "2007-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KTB9dNG-3EH3xmlu3zjBHw", "text": "ATTENTION CHIPOTLE -\n\nPLEASE CONSTRUCT A STORE IN THE ROCKRIDGE AREA.\n\nI am tired of driving all the way over here to get my burrito bowl on.\n\nThis store is awesome but sometimes they skimp out on the tomato salsa and chicken.\n\nPLEASE BUILD A CHIPOTLE IN ROCKRIDGE or NEAR ROCKRIDGE.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ci09Eo4ElA_NMDeMVzbJ8Q", "date": "2012-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OgaCkcIP1BDIOiTgg40vOA", "text": "I always get dragged here....I did try it a couple of times, but once I had dinner with a friend and there was A FLY IN HER BURRITO. \nThat's just gross. And this is coming from a girl who will gladly eat cheese off the floor. \n\nThe guys are nice, I guess, but no, I don't want flies with that.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Rb3ujWPPnhvvshHJzD6Uhg", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qxmM4ewwPx_Y8U7I2JCodA", "text": "I'm from SD.\n4 Stars to Chipotle? Am I nuts? WHHAAAAAAAAT?\n\n\"So-cal Mexican food is so much better Wonjun. You're an idiot.\"\nTrust me. I know what real Mexican food is. I lived 15 minutes away from Mexico.\n\nThe thing is, you just have to accept that Chipotle is simply not legitimate Mexican food. Then you can start to appreciate it. \n\nIt's kind of like going to Panda Express and then saying \"Wow this place sucks, I can get Chinese food so much better at ___________\"\nWell, no shit dude. \n\nChipotle gives what a college student needs. Fast service, and filling proportions.\n\n\"How do I get filling proportions?\"\nGet a burrito bowl. Then get a tortilla on the side, free of charge.\nWrap your own burrito before you start eating with half your burrito bowl.\nNow you have a burrito and half a bowl.\nFilling.\n(P.S) Even if you get a meat, you can still get some cooked veggies in it.\n\nIt's pretty good though on a general food scale. Lots of flavors, (Since I like putting in everything) and I love the texture of each bite.\n\nI should try other things then Steak. I always choose steak hoping that one day God will reach down into Chipotle, take all their steak away and fill it with Mexican Carne Asada before I ask them. Ah well.\n\nAnyways. Chipotle is good. You can't deny that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SNHFta228UEDZJmfmNIIug", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xtf0Xf5n5zd-srpm81kwXA", "text": "So I love Chipotle in general. I used to always go to the one in Alameda so I decided to try the one here since I'm at Berkeley now. \n\nI wanted a steak burrito with no beans. \nI told the first lady this and she gets another lady to make it for me. This lady has a strong accent and she asks me me a question of which I thought was \"beans?\" I said no. Then she skips the meat and goes on to the other stuff (lettuce, corn, etc). Another dude rolls my burrito. I'm like \"wtf? Where's my steak?\" I try to call for his attention but he's busy talking to another girl. I finally get aggressive with him when he's done rolling (even though I'm sick) and he's like \"oh you said no meat!\" I'm like \"no I said no BEANS\". The lady with the accent starts speaking in her language and throws him another piece of aluminum foil. ATTITUDE. I apologize (even though I am the customer) but she still mugs me. Now I am eating a burrito where all my steak is on the bottom. \n\nAll I'm saying is she could have been more mature about it and understand that I misheard. She should have had less attitude. \n\nFood is good. Customer service sucks.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "A4Wl3K-vK5lxcSZC6rz3hg", "date": "2011-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "_FQVQdSkGyUKfbPV5DWjlw", "text": "I'm a huge Chipotle fan. This establishment is the worst I've been to, however.\n\nThey'll give you a free drink if you look remotely like a college student and ask. However, the guys that work this place LOVE to skimp on the portions. I once asked for extra rice and the guy gave me the dirtiest look and said \"this IS extra rice\". The scoops of meat are like, 3/4 full, and you know how some places give you a little extra scoop if the meat chunks fall off? Not here, no way. Let those meat chunks fall back into the tray, I imagine they are thinking. They're also just pretty unfriendly and don't look very happy about having to serve college students.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7E1WFEYrERa3HRctePd2mA", "date": "2011-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "kMSJZCR1OAIVHYlEc7nENw", "text": "Chipotle is not authetnic mexican cuisine, but neither is the burrito. If you really want to eat what mexicans are eating, then go eat some tacos. I recommend Sinaloa in Oakland. \n\nI'm surprised at the number of 1-star reviews for this place. I bet the people who gave this place one-star probably eat here anyway but are too snobby to admit it. \n\nThis is the best chipotle location I have been to. They always hook up the free drink and are capable of dealing with large crowds. They have an adept team of skilled mexican burrito-wrappers that process customsers faster than any restaurant I can think of. \n\nThere's no such thing as real mexican food in Berkeley. The taco truck on bancroft is probably the closest to being real mexican fare. This place is for getting in your major food groups: protein, veggies, and carbs. It's cheap and quick. Faster than McDonalds even with lines going out the door. \n\nStop complaining cuz i bet you're eating chipotle RIGHT NOW you stupid noobs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jcr5xVkXWqDHdMHGeS0o3g", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "MYbNH3h1n5RsoqaXDpwJZg", "text": "Man I love their chicken quesadillas. Kind of lame that they charge you the same price as a burrito (if you add salsa). I love this food, but I must be a masochist because my stomach always feels like a witches cauldron minutes after I've stuffed my face. The indoor seating is nil, so head to the outdoor patio and look at all the street vendors selling tees you could easily make yourself at CafePress.com.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BUf3pvoOE3FhgS1RsxnbKw", "date": "2008-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3B9ClWmAx7GgV-QE8q0zJQ", "text": "I love chipotle.  \n\nI go here probably twice a week on average, and I can always count on having an awesome steak burrito bowl whenever my stomach is needing it.  Lines can get kind of long (as it's a popular choice amongst students), but it's worth it if you have the time.  People complain about getting ripped off with lack of food/meat.  Just ask them for more! Most of the time they'll kindly just scoop a little more meat and thats that! \n\nBottom line: Best fast food option in Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wIikjGfP4fqNnBoKPjMBlg", "date": "2012-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "791bPM4bTapfljO9PQzZ4w", "text": "WOW this place was awful. I'm usually a fan of Chipotle and I figure it must have been something to do with the all-new staff that comes with an all-new location. No less than five people handled my burrito and not one of them knew what to do with it, except maybe the guy at the tortilla steamer. I ended up with a burrito that was literally cold. Poorly wrapped as well, but the awful part was the chilliness. Jesus. I don't know if it was due to the excessive amounts of salsa or inadequate heating of the ingredients, but this burrito was frigid and nasty. I don't know why I even went here in the first place, considering the alternatives in the neighborhood.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "g7dW77IKWHe5k46cVirmzQ", "date": "2007-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CBX7agGZJDsmNLOjQIfJcQ", "text": "Leave your Chipotle large servings expectations at the door because you won't find it here, but feel free to take a Tabasco sauce on your way out. You deserve it!\n\nThis Chipotle is wack! I mean... I love Chipotle and I will continue to go here because of the convenience of its location and the deliciousness that its franchise has established. But this Chipotle located on Telegraph Ave in Berkeley has to be the most stingiest restaurant with its ingredients. It has people lined up so the demand is high here, but I am upset at the lack of meat each time I eat my burrito.\n\nI made a ridiculous bet with a friend and was able to finish two of these burritos in under 10 minutes. That just shows how small these burritos are. But hey it's still Chipotle and it's still delicious, which is why I give it one more star. But I really wish they would just spare at least one more cut of some steak?! Sigh... Oh well time to go to Chipotle.\n\nthe Great,\nGumZ", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ViAczEMmp3WQDxX0z6TwKA", "date": "2011-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "CIgaOStLeM0HGoWjlVeyLQ", "text": "Came here for lunch today. I don't walk down Telegraph that often, so I hadn't noticed yet there was a new business in this space. Turns out, it's been here for almost a year!\n\nIt looks clean, so we give it a try. There was a bit of a line, but it moved fast. There's not that many options, I picked the fajita burrito with carnitas and guacamole (because pork and avocado are two of my favorite foods). It was good. A bit too much rice, but the guacamole was awesome, and the carnitas very tasty. I'll be back.\n\nReading the reviews here, I learn that burritos are not supposed to have white rice. Never knew that. Who cares? It's not supposed to have salsa either. Nor cheese. Nor sour cream. If you're willing to bastardize the traditional Northern Mexican burrito by adding all these things, how come you're not willing to try it with a different rice?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2007-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "4WfYifim1gUixK7HPbDguA", "text": "My first and last experience with Chipotle:\n\n*I order a beef burrito\n\n*Guy overfills burrito with rice, beef, peppers, guacamole, sour cream, cheese\n\n*Guy attempts to wrap burrito and the insides splurge out from the sides and tears the tortilla wrap\n\n*Guy takes burrito and drips the filling into the new tortilla\n\n*Guy re-wraps burrito up into a 3x3 inch square stump. \n\nMy burrito come out deformed, and it tasted bland. This location is full of college kids who don't know how to make burritos. Next time I'm craving a burrito drop by Gordos thank you very much", "stars": 1, "user_id": "u51U0I1DXOXWPGmT4kfqGg", "date": "2007-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "piCD_IztAb7hjFOSiI7OZw", "text": "I had never heard of Chipotle before I went to Cal for college. There is nothing like it in Vancouver (and Canada in general), and I must say we're missing out! It obviously isn't authentic or traditional Mexican cuisine (what is, nowadays?) but it's FAMAZINGGG. Especially if you're a freshman who is sick of the unappetizing dining hall food. I swear I had Chipotle at least twice a week during my first two years of college, after which I realized the amount of calories I was gorging on and cut back drastically. But I still enjoy it every once in a while.\n\nI always order the burrito bowl with white rice, no beans, steak, sour cream, cheese and lettuce. The meat is always fresh (especially during rush hours) and they've really cut back on the butter in the rice over the years. The best thing is that they offer Cal ID holders a free cup for drinks. \n\nService is amazingly fast and friendly, and a 30-person line goes by in about 10ish minutes, so don't be discouraged when you pass by and there are people piling out of the door! Oh, and the employees always compliment me on my blonde/red hair, so extra points there O:)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2012-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mMgLKWUDX5f5I37hq6RXGw", "text": "To set things straight--Chipotle isn't owned by McDonalds anymore. \n\nI've always had a just-fine experience here. The guacamole is good and the food tastes fresh and clean. They use mostly sustainable ingrediants, if that's your thing. I have had an experience with too salty rice--and yes, it's odd that it is white--and the cheese isn't necessary since it doesn't melt. You can request a mix of salsas, though, and I like that.\n\nIt's fast food, and for fast food, it isn't bad at all. The vegetarian burrito is less greasy than the one at La Burrita's, and so it just depends on what you are in the mood for.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K4ucE5Z71bh69X7WAHhvmg", "date": "2007-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FOj-FdWB6HOc8b9ZKjysaQ", "text": "I ordered online for the first time the other day and got a burrito bowl with extra corn and lettuce. You tell them when you will come by to pick it up and I chose to pay at the store so I just cut everyone in line. I was in and out of there super quick. I will always order online now....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UEhF9EgU6mIMS6hH0cYfcw", "text": "This place used to be an old pizza place and has be renovated to Chipotle! WIN.\n\nChipotle has a standard taste among the restaurants, so the food is as legit as any other Chipotle. Prices are the same, except that this location (being in a college-student populated area) gives free drinks with student ID. Other Chipotle locations do not.\n\nThe location is pretty awesome -- close to campus. It is best to get here by foot, seeing as parking is till a few blocks away from the actual place. It is really small inside, probably only 30 in total capacity, and it gets JAM PACKED like sardines during the lunch hour. I'd say that the iPhone app is very useful for this specific location. \n\nWill have to agree with Eugene, in that when you ask for a little extra of something, the workers are pretty chintzy about giving you more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ait8j0oq7PaifNuSsztTOg", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "s8kOQUU0zu9xM6_OGqIgFg", "text": "This is Mexican fast food, so you're getting what you pay for. The food is good when you're hungry, but not the best. So three stars for the food, and the extra star? Its for the workers there as they are extremely friendly and always smiling.\n\nThe burritos here are really big, so I don't often come here unless I'm feeling up for the challenge of eating a monster burrito. They also have burrito bowls and salads if you want a healthier choice. You can always tailor the ingredient to your liking. For example, during my most recent visit, I ordered a burrito bowl. I ordered just rice and no beans, and the worker scooped some rice into the bowl. He then said to me, \"you want more rice, don't you?\" I nodded enthusiastically, and he gave me two more generous scoops of rice. Same thing happened with the corn. Free fountain drinks are for students, but they usually throw it in anyways if you look about the age. \n\nI hear that the service varies from chain to chain, so luckily for me, I have a good one nearby.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LlzQJJbS_JxKVVBgnoncHg", "date": "2010-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "il4_MluEcAIjqO9QDRs7CQ", "text": "Chipotle is crappy expensive Mexican food. It's very Americanized, not that good quality, and way overrated. Especially overrated for one in Berkeley. If this were Wyoming or some random state with no Mexican food, then maybe Chipotle would be your best bet, but c'mon people, you live in Berkeley! There are SO many better Mexican food places around you; go look around!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cQjFUZ3wHW5MEajjiOw8zw", "date": "2008-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "pQ8nVjRqYvpj2Ivlw5y19g", "text": "Man, there seem to be a huge group of Chipotle haters posting about the Berkeley location.  Fans of Chipotle need not worry, this location is definitely up to par.  Every time I have been here, I have received a proper sized burrito made exactly how I ordered it\n\nI read some of these reviews and wonder if any of these people have ever been to a Chipotle location before.  Yes it is a chain, and it is \"fast food\", but you don't go into Chevy's, Taco Hell, Del Taco and go complain about how non-authentic it is, because it ain't news kids.. everyone already knows.\n\nAnd what is wrong with having Americanized Mexican food once in a while?  Are carne asada fries Americanized?  I think so, but does that make them any less delicious? No.\n\nThere are times that demand authentic Mexican food in which a legit Taqueria is in order.  And there are other times, when I crave the cilantro lime rice, that is Chipotle's trademark, and their delicious corn salsa.  Variety is the spice of life, and I loves me some Chipotle.\n\nThis location also gives out free sodas to students (or anyone else that looks to be of student age).  Props to them for that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eeI4DVW43NLBlo6nFkcANw", "date": "2008-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "82fqExSQmNoNpc6kw8rkCA", "text": "OK, after bad mouthing Chipotle (see my Gordo's Yelp), I was persuaded to try them again for lunch.\n\nOK, nobody in there but three Berkeley Cops. A good sign.\n\nOK,I order a Carne Asada burrito w/everything, except lettuce.\n\nOK, when I ask for no lettuce, that means don't put it on my burrito. And, if you do after I've told you, don't try to pick out. Please make me another.\n\nOK. It must be the way they wrap it, because every time I've been there, it's like a \"California Roll.\" All the fillings are not \"mushed\" together, i.e. one bite, meat, one bite, rice, another bite, beans. I want my burrito and the fillings \"pasteurized.\"\n\nNot OK, I still paid $8 for a lunch (no drink) that I didn't enjoy. Really a one star experience, however the woman who took my money was for this lousy burrito was smiling and pleasant. Make it two stars.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "-mnebeBmcbuq7ZpnL-d6tA", "text": "Be honest.\n\nHaving the authentic stuff is amazing because, well, it's legit Mexican food. But once in awhile, you just need a Chipotle burrito.\n\n...\n\nOr am I the only one?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 7, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "sPyYs68FgGPaLybewpxETg", "text": "I looooove Chipotle. I've had plenty of burritos in my day, ranging from authentic taquerias to the lamest of fast food joints. In my opinion, Chipotle is the tastiest of them all.\n\nBut this Chipotle on Telegraph? Ehhh.\n\nThe food here is still amazing, so no qualms about that. But there are other issues. There is absolutely nowhere to sit and parking is a pain in the ass. That's true for everywhere on Telegraph, I know, but I don't want to deal with parking issues for Chipotle when I can just go to the one on Gilman and park easily.\n\nAlso, it looks a wee bit tacky on Telegraph and kinda messes up the whole vibe of the place. It kinda sucks when big businesses find these areas where small businesses have built up large crowds and then move in and poach all the people. I don't know the history of Telegraph at all and could be talking out of my anus, but that's the impression I get, anyway.\n\nI'm sure I'll be frequenting Chipotle as long they're around and I don't need to go on a diet. But this one I'll skip.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RAtxWwSoLaLTphkNeqLNIw", "date": "2008-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "tzRNk1hqooBV3i-Q_yKP7g", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 6, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "z27JLFtKI5gBNLm_z8MQFg", "text": "The verdict is in: I enjoy crappy \"Mexican\" food.\n\nGive me a few tortillas, pile on some flavored chicken, cheese, tomatoes, corn, and lettuce and I'm happy. Oh Chipotle has guacamole, sour cream, chili-salsa, and the likes...but I don't need that.\n\nThe people who work here are nice, and the tacos taste flavorful and fresh. I love being able to stare at the ingredients and tell them exactly what I want. And no, I've never tried a Burrito here. Beans, sour cream, and rice? Gross.\n\nToday was my first time visiting a Chipotle since I left Saratoga High, where for the Class of 05, Chipotle was THE place to be...for reasons I can't quite comprehend actually.\n\nI don't even really like Mexican food. I only went to the South Bay location at the urgings of my then-boyfriend. Never would I have envisioned 4 years ago, that right now, I would be lying here in bed, giving Chipotle 4 stars on Yelp. But hey, my taste buds don't lie...to me at least.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2008-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "U6oI7ip50hnFbZkJQ0bFGQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CFlMti95JMjWy7f4t-r1sg", "text": "I really like eating here because I usually have a lot of classes in Haas.\nMy usual drinks that I buy are iced tea and mocha. Love the iced tea.\n\nI've tried a lot here:\nseared chicken burger w/ fries: I really enjoyed this burger. The bun was really delicious and soft. The chicken has that grilled taste, and the fries are crispy!\n\nseared ahi tuna sandwich: This was an interesting sandwich. The ingredients inside the sandwich appealed to me because it just sounded really healthy. Taste wise, it wasn't so bad, it was interesting, not sure if I would get it again.\n\nmongolian beef rice bowl: The beef was really tender when I tried it and it reminded me of Korean braised short ribs. Something I would get again if I was in the mood for rice + meat.\n\nbbq chicken quesadilla: I think I like this bbq chicken quesadilla more than the one @ FSM. \n\nbreakfast burrito: Has chorizo, potatoes, eggs... really good. Looks a little gross but the eggs are really soft and the chorizo makes this breakfast burrito a burrito, w/o it, it would just be a breakfast wrap to me. I drizzle a lot of tapatio and ketchup on this before every bite. It tastes just fine w/o it but I like it better with those condiments.\n\nfalafel plate: the falafels are really good. I love the extra things that come with it!\n\nsoups: their soups are usually hearty and delicious. I really liked their vegetable soup with tomatoes,  potatoes, garlic, barley? Wasn't salty and was super tasty and healthy. The chicken gumbo was a bit salty and not very satisfying. Usually comes with a piece of bread.\n\nI'm pretty sure I had more but can't remember at the moment. I generally like all the items on the menu. I heard that the turkey avocado?? something avocado sandwich was no bueno though. Haven't tried it myself so can't really judge, but after hearing that, I don't think I'll try it...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iDrZlore_6bRaOHO7bWD4Q", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "U6oI7ip50hnFbZkJQ0bFGQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EaOZCTjF5cGsIIy1TluWwQ", "text": "First time back since the renovation. Although I (like many) were sad to see the Asian rice bowls go, I really like the looks of the new menu. The first thing I saw was the new fried chicken sandwich and that pretty much ended my search. \n\nIt came out pretty fast, relative to before the renovation. Although to be fair, the semester is over now so the lunch rush was a lot quieter than it would have been a few weeks ago. The sandwich was pretty solid - chicken was moist and delicious, and although it was probably a little over done, the breading added some nice texture. The accompaniments (\"spicy kale slaw and aioli\") were tasty, if a bit mild, and the bread (Acme torpedo) was fresh and chewy. It also came with a small salad of greens, which was nice to contrast with the sandwich. \n\nOverall, for the money and speed, it was a very good lunch. I'll definitely be back, to get the fried chicken again and also try out some other items on the revamped menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YLHFeiN1kKfdtL7jSzqDxw", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "U6oI7ip50hnFbZkJQ0bFGQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gXAcoIbYlbu1u4E3zGiO8A", "text": "PLEASE BRING BACK THE ASIAN BOWLS. Cheap, tasted great for the starving student, and fast. \n\nNow the menu and cafe has been replaced by slow service (albeit they are really nice) and overpriced food that tastes bland and in pretty small portions. If I'm paying like $7 for some fancy shamncy sounding curry rice bowl thing I expect it to taste relatively good and not as if I completely wasted my money. Salads are mediocre at best as well. I usually just get their soup of the day which doesn't taste bad and fill myself up with the piece of foccacia bread that comes with it. They're pretty fast with all your drink orders though. And there's plenty of seating so that's a step up from before.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iaWzDwyMKeYwOTVNBTDdfA", "date": "2012-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "U6oI7ip50hnFbZkJQ0bFGQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LCGjl_NrPLFA_GBeVGN85w", "text": "I like their lemon hibiscus tonic/juice(?). But other than that, menu has no appeal. \n\nThey basically took out all the Asian food (as far as I could see), and substituted curry (which used to be more Korean) with Indian curry. I have nothing against Indian curry and I actually enjoy them, but I think it would've been nice to keep the other version too since it was so good! I guess they're different caterers from the previous ones, but couldn't they have just worked with the other caterers? \n\nI hear a lot of people wanting the Asian bowls back, because they were just so good. I feel the same way. If it wasn't for the lemon hibiscus tonic, I really wouldn't buy a thing from this place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "U6oI7ip50hnFbZkJQ0bFGQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z_uffxGZ93T3t1aMKvuhrw", "text": "FIFO @ Haas Cafe took over for the previous vendors in this space. They are owned by the same people as nearby Strada and Cafe Zeb in the law school. They are still tweaking their menu, as they were told to initially try and offer the various types of asian food as the previous vendors. They haven't had much luck, and I would prefer they stick to what their other locations do well - hearty salads, soups, and sandwiches. I appreciate that they use fresh, organic when they can food - such an upgrade from the previous vendor!\n\nTheir feedback thus far for their rice bowls has been that it's bland, but again, bland is better than the gross, fatty meat rice bowls that the previous vendor offered. I am giving them 3 stars until things settle down and they are able to figure out their permanent menu.\n\nThey DO have the best mocha biancas and espresso drinks around town though! And I love that there is no credit card minimum or surcharge. More one-off lattes for me - yay!\n\nGive them a chance to get up and running before giving them a negative review. They appreciate the feedback in that little clear box on-site. Service is so much better and friendlier, too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SDeq2pNzl3UM1gtq9dp50w", "date": "2012-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "U6oI7ip50hnFbZkJQ0bFGQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bI377FiYJuNSs_Lo2BPSlQ", "text": "FIFO opened up recently and I was excited because the baristas are from Caffe Strada. It makes sense since they're the same owner and it was nice to see their familiar faces. HOWEVER, I don't think their coffee/quality of service is as good.\n\nI got their iced coffee, which I always get at Strada, and they skimped on the coffee ): I literally got a plastic cup that was only 75% full. Next time, I got an iced mocha since I love it at Zeb, Strada and FSM, but they served it to me in a paper cup. Mmm..that is not cool. \n\nAnyways, overall, this place is alright. I had their salad once and it was just Meh. The place is always filled with Haaskies, but I notice there is less traffic than the old place. \n\nBTW, I don't know how I feel about the expansion of the Strada cafe chain. FSM, Strada, Zeb, Fifo....I like being able to get my iced mocha at four different places now, but it kind of takes the fun out of it. Hmm..\n\nTIP:\n-Get their Cafe card if you go to any of those four cafes a lot and you're like me and  never have cash on you! Right now they're having a promotion at Fifo and Zeb to give you a $5 reload coupon when you put $20 on you card.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Mja1BKM-hQ7DOCeM9PZTw", "text": "When there aren't thousands of first year UC Berkeley students around then this Peets is actually pretty good. I like the convenient location, but I was always strayed away from going because of the other students that seem to cause this location to have long lines. I got a caramel latte which was very good in my opinion. I'd definitely come again in hopes that I'll hit an off time to not run into a long line.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Abw9rQ0bYyTGDo6CB-vH0w", "text": "This place is actually not so bad, minus the fact that my orders aren't always right and the service can be slow. It's run by mostly college students. I've even seen a sign indicating \"cashier in-training,\" which is as bad as having to drive behind a car with a sign that says \"student driver!\" Avoid or have patience.\n\nThere often tends to be a lot of people, so there's a greater chance for orders to get mixed up. But in terms of the menu: Peets - the white hot chocolate isn't on the menu, but it's pretty good. I particularly like the freddos, hibiscus iced tea, and white chocolate mocha (which I discovered by accident when I was given the wrong order). Sandwich side - you get a decent sandwich for the price you pay, ordered much the same way as at Subways, except on paper. It can be confusing for a newcomer because there's no sign to indicate that you have to give your paper (order) to the Peet's cashier before your sandwich is made on the sandwich side. Another thing that many people miss are the java boosts and the smoothies. The sign is up there, but not too many people order them. The Java Boosts are tasty. They're cold though, so best to drink on a warm day.\n\nThe merchandise is mostly a rip-off, but when you've got a ton of leftover meal points at the end of the semester, buy them early because those things disappear before the end of the semester!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "URWpOVK9fAmpQvntMa9LOQ", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "amH4IFeV1Mr4nPT_U5N5Pg", "text": "I've come here a couple of times and have had pretty good service. I'm not a fan though when it is packed. Other than that they sell pretty much what other Peets sell, even holiday drinks. I like how there is seating outside so that you can have a conversation outside once you get your drink. They accept cash, meal points, and credit card.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c-tMJECnfBl8RISAns0bIw", "text": "I Hate, hate this place. For the couple of years that I've been here at Cal, I've tried to avoid it as much as possible, except when I have leftover meal points at the end of the semester and have to use them up buying overpriced $6 sandwiches. \n\nI really have no idea who had the bright idea of having two lines at this place. It would take so much less time if it worked the same way that the Golden Bear Cafe works. The line is always extremely long just to order and then you have to wait until the people on the other side of the store make your sandwiches, by the way orders are always wrong! \n\nIt seems like this place doesn't care on improving service since people have already paid for their meal points so there really is no reason to get better since students have to use their points somewhere.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2010-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "euGxTjvkqzD8YVN4Rq5hSQ", "text": "It's packed here during prime hours (morning, noon, mid-afternoon), so come in between (10am-12pm, 1-3pm). When its packed it's beyond ridiculous.\n\nI always preferred these smoothies over Jamba Juice. For roughly the same price you get a lighter smoothie that's just as tasty. The sandwiches and smoothies are exactly the same as GBC, and their sandwiches are outrageously overpriced.\n\nThey also sell Peet's Coffee, and since I don't drink coffee I can't give a review on that. \n\nThere's plenty of places to sit outside of Crossroads for long conversations. The Den accepts cash, credit card and meal points for Cal Students.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f-oaw_Bn_Bb_PVZ59lHuJg", "text": "Sandwiches take too long to make. The workers seem to talk more than work, and you end up waiting for at least half an hour for a simple sandwich. Then there's the coffee. It's always charcoal tea, and I've had this experience with all Peet's coffee. It's one thing to roast coffee beans. It's another thing to turn them to charcoal. Peet's coffee is just harsh.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mBgtkwwpwHUlQRQ2IVqrIQ", "date": "2009-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JfQLJGTQ8UjJv8kIeOnUoQ", "text": "Ridiculous lines, especially in the morning. The whole system of calling out \"NEXT!\" is terribly inefficient and I've found myself waiting 15 minutes to pay for my $1 apple.\n\nThere's also a clusterf--- inconveniently by the only entrance/exit of people waiting for their order to be called. \n\nThe sandwiches are hefty but not usually delicious. \n\nOn the plus side, there are a few cashiers who are terribly warm and welcoming and generally can brighten your morning (which was previously sabotaged by the aforementioned ridiculous line)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oKFUFzuniWVWAO0HeWcwBA", "text": "Their latte sucks. I tried it once or twice but they failed it horribly and since then, I don't go there. A wait is long, too. Their primary customers are college kids who need to use up their meal plan points. No wonder they have no incentive to improve.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CfeZQnG45ERxqqTg_7TPsA", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s6xOK917G1z0QD41RzF5uQ", "text": "Just a quick grab-and-go spot for cafe drinks, smoothies, sandwiches, ice cream, and soft drinks. Okay, maybe I was a bit too lenient on the \"quick\" part in the previous sentence. If there is a line, count on being in The Den for at least 10 minutes. The sandwich and Peet's Coffee queue is never a good thing. The Freshens smoothies are probably the fastest if you are in need of something good. Don't forget to ask for your boost! I am not a fan of soda but Coca-Cola company is available (Odwalla included). The grab-and-go sandwiches and sushi are catered by local businesses: Panini Time and Slippery Fish. The sushi really isn't the best, especially for $4+. The sandwiches are ok. There is occasionally fresh strawberries for $5 which are pretty good. The made-to-order sandwiches will take a while but I lived on those for many nights during my sophomore year. My sandwiches were always about $10 since I kept adding meats, guacamole, cheeses, etc. I wish there was a Freshens frozen yogurt stand inside or outside (maybe in the future).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2011-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VS4K15HXquEKfxQUQkj3EA", "text": "probably the worst Peet's coffee I've ever been to, but I think it's because it's kinda like the watered down, budget-cut affected, UC Berkeley version of Peet's. probably the only thing keeping me from giving this place one star is my undying loyalty t Peets coffee and all things associated with Peets coffee. I mean don't get me wrong, the coffee itself is still good (not burnt like starbucks or too mild like coffee bean), and the drip coffee is always flavourful, but there are just a lot of little things that make this location not satisfactory\n- first of all, their pastry selection is crap; pastries are my life, they are like a food group in my diet, a substantial part of my subsistence comes from them, and the pastries here are just not up to par. first of all, their pastry case is like 1/8 the size of a regular Peet's coffee pastry case, which means less selection. second of all they seem to run out of non-dessert pastries (such as croissants and muffins and bagels) long before noon, and after noon, all they have is cakes and cookie. I myself always prefer scones, muffins, or bagels..........I don't really like super-sweet toffee bars or chocolate cakes, which is what they offer most of the time **however, they do normally have free pastry samples, this does not make up for their terribly disappointing pastry selection, but it is something good to know**\n- the wait is always farrrr tooo long! i think it's because people also order stuff from the sandwich bar located in the den from the Peet's counter, so that makes the line long, but the wait to get your drink once you've ordered is also long\n- this brings to my third point, i believe that part of the reason that the wait for drinks is so long is poorly trained staff and also understaffing; a lot of the time it is students working there, and it is possible that I am just extra-harsh because i know a student is making my espresso, but i feel like the espresso and the lattes I get here are never as good as at a regular Peets coffee (although they're still not bad by any means), and they have gotten my order wrong a few times\n- finally, there is pretty much no seating inside this Peets, so if you were looking for a nice, quiet Peet's coffee to study at.....then this is NOT IT!!\n\nI should emphasize though, that my rating is relatively harsh, and it is a rating based on comparisons to other Peet's coffees in the area. this place still makes good fraps and lattes, and coffee drinks, just not up to par with most other Peet's locations, but if you need a coffee, and it's between here and somewhere else, just go here\nit's peets.........it's always gonna be good, no matter how bad", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OQOcmj9UzbrLwA01cHLwIg", "date": "2009-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EdFbRNFDY7H-zvtGeIrLkg", "text": "I've tried all the seasonal specials, with the exception of the eggnog latte. Their drinks are served rather sweet, so taste before adding sugar. Overall, good coffee for the price, and a wonderful place to spend excess meal points. If you're paying cash though, I would suggest a different peet's location as this one can get messy/crowded.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "__QmB2EFeL0aC55zNH7ETA", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GM7eTegipQZo567X89Xe7A", "text": "I came to this Peet's when I was living in the dorms. The drinks were never the way I wanted them to be. My hot drinks always had too much milk or too little. My blended drinks always too sweet. But who cares when you can pay with your meal plan, right? Seriously that was the best thing ever. I really enjoyed the sandwiches here too. They've never messed up an order before, but this one time, I accidentally took someone else's sandwich. We had the same name! Oops! Good thing she ordered a good sandwich ha!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eYUpHPM5Zi61Ro3exybqYQ", "text": "peets has okay coffee, but i would say your best bet: \n\nwhite chocolate mocha iced coffee with soy milk. \n\nthey sell baked goods (cookies, macaroons, etc) and across from the coffee bar place is the den. this is where you can order a sandwich for under $5 (hummus, turkey, etc). they sell kettle chips, odwalla juices, some panini time products (pre-made sandwiches), haagen daz, coke, vitamin water, etc. sometimes they are super slow with orders and mess up it up half the time, but the people who work there are crazy funny. one of them likes to call me her beautiful pumpkin.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2007-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CMczWRM4U6lM6iHDA6-XlQ", "text": "Alright, this is the 3rd Peet's that I've reviewed.. there's quite a few of them in Berkeley. So, this one I used to go all the time when I was still living in the dorms and could just use my student ID card and swipe for coffee or whatever else. So, it felt like it was free coffee all the time. I also liked the older man who worked at the cashier -- never knew his name, but he was super friendly and remembered my orders.. I became a usual. :o)\n\nSo, 4 stars only b/c I swiped my dining points here; I wouldn't come here to order drinks and expect to sit and chat. This place is mostly for Cal students living in dorms and ordering drinks to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z8Q6AZm63tM3eLz8vmdk9w", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JQOhuCRfFn9LX3X6UHsA2w", "text": "I give this place a 4 because of the amazing customer customer. Every single Peets taste the same but the customer service always varies. The people here just really know how to brighten up your day. There's Ahmed who's just so sweet and always ask about you. He knows me by face so he always give me some extra pastries and always make sure I have a good breakfast. There Lamaar who is just hilarious and always brighten your mood by making jokes! There's also a lady who tells you you're beautiful to almost every person. You seriously can't get better customer service than this.\n\nAs for the coffee, it's not bad. I always get the Caramel Latte or White Mocha. The quality is consistent every time. The Green Tea Frapp is one of my favorite drink. Can't go wrong with this one if you need something refreshing to drink in the summer. The lines for this place is ridiculous in the morning because it's next to Crossroads so I wouldn't recommend it if you're in a hurry for class.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5CGo-ezRwm6Hxm0x_oBjw", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8jwz_zp57tXt0gYWRSLrXA", "text": "My frapps are never perfect, but for a college student with meal points galore, who cares? \n\nAnd I must say I love the people, who work here. They're so adorable, funny, and really try to make your drink the way you want it to be.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MT-C1GLOFo8brllzCVZhVg", "date": "2008-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "u6UTyanpF-VwmlTd3LJK5g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "uubZCpb9BHYnsbQVhfilXg", "text": "The coffee here is stronger then start bucks. There is a huge homeless population who goes here. I have been here a few times and one time a homeless man offered me some of his nuts. He had a can of mixed salted nuts and was trying to give me some. It was really random to eat someone else nuts. I'm not use to guys offering me their nuts. That sounds like something one of my questionable friends would take.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "swN__VyeFg6O_BFR0x5ZeA", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0DcpgvcE43ozcBxtrpyzRQ", "text": "Best Slice of Pizza in the Bay Area!  \nAll you Blondies fans don't know what you're missing!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "llFY0sr0sYTaIVn7-PGOEQ", "date": "2010-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0dliOfWkxu29XQwtusCV7g", "text": "How could I forget to write about this place?  I love, love their veggie pizza.  I would always stop here before or after my LSAT classes to get a slice.  Just a warning they do charge you an extra .25 for that to-go box!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yy_KQA1FtwilaG-7LB4BgA", "date": "2008-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0jzkwuDtA88NfgP0bw6uig", "text": "decent pizza. i like their fluffy crust. large slicees..or should i say, FAT slices. i'm so funny", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1hde-IHvV8O1TJSSppi49Q", "text": "I gave this place three or four chances. It's not even fine or good for the value. Every time I eat here, the crust gets stuck in my throat because it's only semi-cooked and way too thick for human digestion. The cheese is decent, which is why this doesn't have only one star. Sometimes I really just like some cheap, greasy pizza, and their cheese satisfies that much. But I cannot get past the crust, which is deplorable.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "SA6VpUZiG29LneMTa9Xu6g", "date": "2008-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1kYftKoDp87NXnHNe2p7RA", "text": "Who knew someone could name their restaurant after something they serve! I mean... there are no Dominoes @ Dominoes, and all the tables are square at my local Roundtable!  So let's review the \"fat slices\" at Fat Slice.\n\nBerkley is a college city...so late night eateries are essential to the starving/partying student.  But don't get me wrong, this establishment is open during daylight hours as well!\n\nThe slices are humungous... probably equivalent to a whole small pizza @ your local pizza joint... or 2 slices @ costco... thick too!  I usually get Plain pepperoni... but they have a lot of other toppings like most pizza places.\n\nWhile the taste is nothing out of the ordinary, the pizzza is far from bland.  The marinara could use a little seasoning, but if you order a lot of salty toppings (which pizza toppings usually are) then you should be just fine!\n\nThe only gripe I have, is sometimes the pizza comes out undercooked... not doughy...but if a slice is gonna b that big, id like to have it stand on its own when I pick it up! Pizza is a hands-on type food, I shouldn't need a knife and fork!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tGnS_hME8rAQgVTSrSEsHw", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1qeiWzHfbCGiKCELOp8-LA", "text": "Big.... greasy... bready....\n\nSo ... for the record, before you read further, realize that this rating of 2 stars is in relation to all pizza known to man... not your typical \"telegraph-by-the-slice\" pizza vendor, cuz it's not that bad... not called on to be that great... and serves a purpose in any college student who is willing to visit here for a snack.\n\nYeah... grab your stack of napkins at the same time...  lay it on top to soak up the grease... then recover the toppings with generous portions of the peppers and parmesean... and you might not have to taste the stuff anymore.. it's filling..... for about 5 minutes, but it's cheap enough so that you don't have to care too much.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-gokwePdbXjfS0iF7NsUGA", "date": "2008-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2_Ev7_oR7xrrVi6sMqmfFw", "text": "it is ridiculous how much i love this place. i always watch for the coupon guy on bancroft and telegraph on mondays and tuesdays to take advantage of that red quarter sheet that gets me a slice of pizza and a drink for $2.25.\n\nIt kinda gets annoying because you have to deal with a bunch of drunkens fromf blakes next door on wednesday and thursdays... but it is completely worth it! \n\nnot a big fan of the specials because they kinda just sit there all day, but the pepperoni pizza really hits the spot. find out why they call it fat slice...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nTCF1VcR2tFoKWlFW4KRgA", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2lXxiisiolB6_bjdwqxBAA", "text": "It's not great pizza--it's just a great option at night. I would have given five stars, but it wouldn't be fair to Cheeseboard to have this place a star away.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fa3P8dibTRU8QG-XwVMigw", "date": "2006-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3AlOL_4eePaSBegLdsXu3g", "text": "Been craving pizza and after passing this place a million times I decided to stop in. I got a cheese slice. \n\nIt isn't the most elegant place. They give you the pizza on a piece of wax paper, which makes it kind of weird if you're not eating it there. Walking past all the homeless carrying a big slice of pizza and what not. That can be forgiven. What gave this place 2 stars is the pizza. Ton of bread and super seasoned sauce. It reminded me a lot of the pizza I used to eat from the school cafeteria when I was a kid. Is it horrible? No. But if I really want pizza I wouldn't go here for it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Wt5OkrAgUU-8YidJj55prA", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ljUXYwIPDfl3GzSBjyXbQ", "text": "Several things are true about Berkeley...there are signs warning you it is a nuclear free zone, it leans left, and it has Fat Slice. I suggest trying a green slice...pesto, spinach and artichoke. Not a thin slice but a light crust and definitely a fat a$$ slice. And watch out for those bears and nuclear attacks. Lol.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fRSMr5arZCfhyne4PAfCuQ", "date": "2010-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3UF_4H4LtJKdmnV5XFY11w", "text": "Fat Slice is my favorite since:\n\n1.  their slices are fat - i like that they are thick - I cant stand thin pizza. \n2.  THeir vegiie slices have a lot fo vegetables, perphaps not as much as blondies, but blondies has some weak thin dough.\n2b  their slices are less greasy than blondies. \n3.  their coupons are great - and easy to reproduce since they are made on cheap paper.\n\nthe restroom was very dirty the second to last time i went- the last time i went it had improved and didnt smell much.\nThe dining room can be nasty looking at times. \nThey need to change those posters of Jeffferson Airplane playing at the Fillmore - LOL.\n\nThe street kids asking for change while they  sit in front of defunct Berkeley Market dont help either.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mL_60cPSwER9cMma0NC9ZQ", "date": "2007-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4JmPv-RqQfWsx6bkxgN6DQ", "text": "I couldn't believe the size of the slices they serve here - they are double the servings of any other pizza joint! Not only do they have hearty portions, but the quality of the pizza is also amazing. I got a veggie slice and it came loaded with tons of every veggie imaginable. I was so full yet still managed to finish the crust because it was that good! they also let you sprinkle your own parmesan, pepper, and rosemary on as much as you want. I'm definitely hooked!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xb-dWtMINymo4ZSX0k9mGQ", "date": "2011-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4lPyGzirs2kCpHqv_3lm9A", "text": "We were kind of leaning towards 4stars, but then we remembered that we used CampusCred at the time we ate here, so we drop it back to 3 (we were thinking 3 in the first place anyway). \n\nThe slices are definitely larger than your usual, but for ~$3 a slice, it's nothing special. \n\nMelvinsays: I actually decided against pepperoni and towards the veggies one because that slice just looked so unhealthy. I'd probably feel bad if I ate it. \nJohannsays: I went with plain cheese and it tasted like, well, cheese. Oil dripped out of the pizza and down my lip with my first bite so I see where this 'ew, too unhealthy' feeling comes in.\n\nThe place is pretty chill, nothing too special again. There are tables in the back and the bathroom needs a key, so don't assume that someone's just been in there for a long time, haha.\n\nNot hating on this place though, but we're not considering being regulars either.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A74m-rWt9NffhyDehc8P_Q", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4wHyj-FhDyO8XvaMwevFgg", "text": "If you're drunk and it's late at night.... Go for it! Just don't over do it. You will regret it soon enough.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qNP_Nrko_eWBTMTmiETEjQ", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5dTUpWLzX1GlWUymvQ3zVw", "text": "$3.42 for a slice of cheese that is all dough, no sauce, no cheese for something that costs them 40 cents (if that). No thanks. To describe their pizza as mediocre would be spotting their pizza points. I shouldn't have to bring in web coupons (search Inside the Good Life dot com for all you need to bring their prices more in line) to pay what I should pay for this low quality crap. Not impressed.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "d2BcWq9vJcn23oRP5awPRA", "date": "2012-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5I_HyI8fFKQIcG9OGwgsCA", "text": "Delicious!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kra1gjG9Nb7PDEDvCM5uOg", "date": "2012-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5RRSa8__1REC773qTtEnGw", "text": "If you want a heart attack or a near-death experience with a mugger...come to Fat Slice. If you want good greasy ginormous slices of pizza....there's a Blondie's less than five minutes walk from here. Seriously the stuff here is just disgusting and the restaurant is a dump service is awful.\n\nI've never actually been mugged outside here but my friend has. One look at this place and I never doubted him. Yes, it's cheap but you get what you pay for and it tastes terrible. There are so many pizzza places around why in god's name would you go here. \n\nIf you're homeless or trying to kick a drug problem this is your place it's very very cheap. Judging by the suspicious paraphernalia I found in the bathroom you wouldn't be the first.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "BaHMsdUhIO925KY7gMaPtg", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5u-WVThogWx_652WlcdAIQ", "text": "Dirty.  Fast.  And I'm always praying they give me the slice with more pepperonis on top.  The pesto pizza is nice but usually requires a slight wait.\n\nIt's pretty cheap for what you get, especially if you use one of the discount coupons ($1 pizza!) they sometimes hand out by Sproul Plaza, or from newspapers and other things Berkeley students get.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-AMObvxH8MsWCiUAJu2iuw", "date": "2006-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "60oH56sbaRid7EQekYfRoA", "text": "I used to eat here 8 years ago. The slices have not gotten any bigger, but they doubled in price. At this rate, since they've been open since before 1970, the slices will be $4.00 each in 2012 (and for just 1 dollar more you could get a whole pizza at Golden Gate pizza on San Pablo and 61st).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "evOgjbmX06AtQo-OD9AauQ", "date": "2009-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Lif01U8XJ-SY1H12i9Okw", "text": "One of the landmarks on Telegraph street --- Pizza Shops\n\nGo to fat slice if you are craving a classic pizza --- cheese, pepperoni, or veggie. Like all the reviews will tell you, the live up to their name. \n\nGo to Blondies if you crave pizza other than cheese and pepperoni because they have great daily specials for around $3 (i.e. pesto chicken, margherita, etc) \n\nIf you are in Berkeley and do not mind driving down Shattuck then...\n\nGO TO CHEESEBOARD!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eKUUCt9gps2ADYhhLSbfNQ", "date": "2009-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7lCxT6_46aWnf7Kn5KEphw", "text": "Having frequented this place almost weekly while in college, I am disappointed with how they treat their customers lately.  A couple of years back, upon asking if I can place an order, they said only for whole pizzas and hung up on me before I could even respond.  \n\nDeciding to give them another chance, I went back yesterday only to have them charge me for 2 pizza and drink combos (over $9) vs. 2 slices of pizza which should be under $7.  I'm not sure if it's because he doesn't speak or understand English but when I asked three times why I only got 10.80 in change from my $20 for something that is $3.20 a piece, he gave me a blank stare.  Eventually he pointed to the receipt which clearly states cheese drink.  When I explained he charged me for a drink combo per the receipt, he crumples the receipt and threw it into the garbage to get rid of the evidence.  I told him I didn't want the drink, just the pizza so please give me the correct change.  He opens the register, gives me only $1 vs. the $2 back and walked away all without speaking to me.  Unfortunately there was no one else around to speak with and I left completely frustrated at the whole experience.  If it is due to a lack of communication, I would highly advise management not to have someone who cannot speak the language work the register or interact with customers as it left a bad taste in my mouth and no reason to return again or recommend to others.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "3GXXeevx7uEdFMrVYekFyQ", "date": "2010-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7VJO_1wuO8nedAUwoyEX2w", "text": "Here's a glimpse into my uninspiring youth on most Saturday afternoons:  Go to Telegraph, grab a veggie slice from Fat Slice, soak up as much grease as possible with napkins, and head out to the sidewalk to scarf it down while doing some people watching.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HQkvlSJXBtpkRsVutPem5A", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8ta_w792na9Osw3B7DcP2Q", "text": "Big slices, very thick, but it's got kind of a simple taste, kind of bland, no real pepp to it. The price is alright and the food is fresh, but for better taste try zachary's or jupiters", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8wwN0P7Ee0WcK4PaXMxXZA", "text": "Yum, yum yum. Three topping pineapple, jalopeno,and Canadian bacon sooooooo good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jRO5X3FaKQHM3aeBFLo7lQ", "date": "2011-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "97L-5sfiSncckaEhWKrZ_g", "text": "This place used to be really great when I was younger, but I guess now that I'm grown up, it ain't so golden anymore.\n\nThe sauce on the pizza tastes very bitter...like it's spoiled or something on the sort. I've noticed this taste the last couple times I've visited. The decor needs some work. I mean, I don't expect MUCH from a pizzeria nowadays, but I would definitely expect more from an institution that has stood the test of time like Fat Slice (my first visit here was about 11 years ago).\n\nThere is better to be had, so search it out...down the street.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "f2_ORdto2MUlxp6-LlmKgg", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A1o2oXuHsXid2rXocHi9Vw", "text": "If you're drunk, starving and it's 1:30am, then you'll probably appreciate Fat Slice.\n\nOtherwise, , , , not so much!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vXYxtW_JpMMdjNzcw91u7A", "date": "2007-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A9IHCNVZudvEoHtGQu7-yQ", "text": "not the best pizza in the world, but it sure is a deal.  i came here after the cal/ucla game yesterday to drown my sorrows, and i found fat slice to hit the spot.  a gigantic slice of veggie pizza and a soda for $3.35!  i need to hang out in berkeley more!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rx7DNBmPPShVjlcQidGuTw", "date": "2006-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AExac6IzjEeS8U6nwQTSOg", "text": "The pizza is unbelievably greasy and doesn't really taste that great to begin with. But it's cheap as hell (although not quite as cheap as wherever Asher Roth went to school) and it saved my ass a few times when I've woken up late and needed to get some food in me before class or whatever. I haven't gone back since freshman year, but if you haven't gone there at least once in your time here, it might be worth checking out. Just make sure to get extra napkins to soak up the oil that settles on top of your pizza (seriously). On second thought, only go if you are starving or broke.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AfgD2nK-XuY6z4-fqWgpSw", "text": "Great great place! I love the pizza even though it's not the best. Sometimes one wants pizza thats greasy. Check out my review of cheap Berkeley eats:\nhttp://www.examiner.com/x-7424-Alameda-County-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m4d11-Five-Great-Eats-for-Cheap-around-Berkeley", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hrWY7q0Gv2qeR0yFx48u0Q", "date": "2009-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aLjjkB_GT3L-NDvSsVEnAA", "text": "one of my favorite pizza places in berkeley! it's cheap and you get a lot!!! service always sucks here and the place to eat it in is pretty divey but i love going here. good memories and good pizza! make sure you get the pepperoni! that's it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "v90KVELIUYmkEPzvbqV50Q", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aqZGvj2eVN9z4CSHMcbFrg", "text": "Quintessential college food... quick, cheap, and greasy... but questionable with respect to cleanliness. Not my favorite slice of pizza in Berkeley.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AUkle_y0-tC1sPeaawY6kg", "text": "It is what it says it is. The slices are huge, but the prices are very reasonable. I ordered a veggie slice and a medium Mountain Dew and it came out to be $4.25. The pizza is really good too, even if it is anything but healthy. In reality, the place is about a 3.5, but Yelp won't allow half stars. I'd recommend it for a quick, inexpensive, and filling meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AmahADeAFmgnBnNh9GgSkg", "date": "2008-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B8gipJonGCA5gGJq9LELPQ", "text": "Fat Slice ain't the best pizza on earth, but it's cheap as f*** and reasonably tasty.\n\nWhen you're only laying down around $4 for an ENORMOUS veggie slice (2 slices anyplace else) and a soda, what the hell do you expect? This isn't gourmet food, it's budget dining, and for that it's more than adequate.\n\nI'd give the place 5 stars but the seating and bathroom here are hella grody. Totally puke-tronic. For real.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WsVtyjU-5Xgzx9_NjLGK2Q", "date": "2007-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BFyM3fDNRorht_gB0_fSHA", "text": "great pizza for late night after drinking food. this no gourmet pizza, but good size and decent quality", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iA0ni5ccFkXeSOEpyAE43Q", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bHjPrh8-OTg0cBD1nMpusw", "text": "Welcome to Cal.  \n\nFat Slice is a fantastic deal, and they take competitor's coupons.  The slices are huge and very filling.\n\nFlash your id on your bday and get a free slice.\n\nDownside - they charge an extra $.50 if you want a box for a to go order.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "er8VerEY7YoTpPqoX4VVvg", "date": "2007-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-biwSTshcZ71XvFxHE5hGQ", "text": "Wow, not sure why I haven't written a review on this place yet. After all, i've only been eating here since 1997. Yowza. Well then, it's time for a good old fashioned interview then, isn't it? Let do this.\n\nWhen I first went to Berkeley, I was super young. Like I mentioned above, it was 1997, so that would have made me about 16 at the time. My friends were budding DJs, so they were combing the selections of wax at Rasputin's and Amoeba. Meanwhile, I would sort of just be standing around, not really knowing what to do. At that age, I didn't have a whole lot of money, not even allowance (we were a family of pretty meager means.) I did have some change scrounged up though. With that in mind, I eventually got hungry. So I traversed the streets there for just a bit, finally running into Fat Slice. The smell of fresh baked dough and toppings were in the air and boy was it ever tempting. I peeked in to look at the prices and saw how cheap the slices were! I ordered a slice of pepperoni, paid, and then was immediately shocked as to how FAT the slice really was. It was the biggest I had seen before then. As I scarfed it down, I was in food heaven. It immediately opened my eyes to the fact that there was really good food out there.\n\nAll of that being said, this place is just as good as the when I first had it. It's not the most fanciest of pizzas out there, but it's one of the best tasting, that's for sure. You get a big ol' slice of pizza here on the cheap. There's some toppings you can choose from, but don't expect something all out there like this was CPK or something. This place has all the standards, and when it comes to pizza, I feel it's important you do the standards strongly. This place does for sure. It might be a bit ghetto/hood for some people, but that's part of the charm. Service here is fast and friendly, so no need to fret. Oh, another bonus: you can have dessert a few feet away at CREAM!\n\nFat Slice is always going to be one of those places that I am going to go to whenever i'm in Berkeley. It's that good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9YXx_m-WYuUltfOJc6kmBQ", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bLcUgWX8XGowjTLG4qUMag", "text": "The daily special of hot sausage and bacon pizza sounded pretty good, I grabbed a slice and it was okay. I got some spice out of the hot sausage, but it was lacking in flavor. Their pepperoni is definitely a lot better.  \n\nThere is a strong smell of Windex around the tables in the back.  I would usually excuse this smell and think maybe they had just cleaned something up, but the last time I was there in college --  six years ago -- I also came across that strong smell of Windex. So I'm thinking it might be a permanent smell.\n\nI scarfed down my pizza, which lives up to it's name -- itt is definitely a fat slice, and one is enough to fill me up. Its flavor is the classic pepperoni that I often crave -- very satisfying, with a bready, thick crust. The slice is topped with cheese, pepperoni and grease, just how I like it! \n\nFat Slice would do better if they put more cheese near the crust area, otherwise, when the cheese is all gone, it's like eating a bland piece of fluffy bread. Fat Slice should also get creative and serve each slice with a ball of garlic butter to spread along the crust. That way instead of the crust being thrown (which I willing to bet, it often is), it will be eaten.\n\nI'll still be going back to Fat Slice on football game days.. when Memorial Stadium opens up again next year.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q_cYc9EJN1fzV7zwzc6MkA", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bn20IO58uCHui-w9sUAtZg", "text": "I've been going to this place for years! The price has definitely gone up since I was 10 but still great big fat hunks of pizza and definitely delish!! There's no chairs so it's best to get to-go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WeK_cyQULgbOPJtavcgtPw", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BOeQRhMs40jMR-CGj3Klrg", "text": "better than blondies, in my opinion. fat slice literally gives you a FAT slice of pizza. its huge, but so good :) i'd like to try other pizza places in berk though", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GiC_S3Hhfh02Yy6c9prDvg", "date": "2011-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BUBNQwgC1Ke5PCNGmabPig", "text": "Fat slice is a nice complement to nearby Blondie's because the pizza is also very good, but  a litle different.     I thought about suing these two establishments because I put on a few pounds from eating pizza there every day ...\n(KIDDING!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bYlQZLhKXYl8u30-9s6wIg", "date": "2006-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BxmotaylGTV5sOw8EvhyWw", "text": "Greasy pizza, but cheap. They have your typical slices, pepperoni, cheese and veggie. Quick service, pizza served on the spot...no waiting. More like food for people who are on the go. Open late til 2am everyday. A spot for the late night people who are hungry and want to get a quick bite to eat...clubbers and smokers most definitely try it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J-tZzR1YNr48Sf5GBurHOQ", "date": "2008-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cJBy7NMAEm9gMTnKLLRtig", "text": "Went there today and had the pepperoni, mushroom, and olive combo - I'm still dreaming of the taste. Just not the ambience... the dining area in back could use some serious sprucing up!\n\n$3.25 a slice (came out to about $3.50), and my friend ordered two that he couldn't finish.  The slices lived up to their name.  I've been by here so many times and now I won't be able to ignore it anymore... in my personal opinion, I think it's better than Blondie's (just down the street with comparable prices).  Fat Slice just has a better taste and the crust is lighter, more doughy, not to mention tasty! :)\n\nIt'd normally get 5 stars, but when we arrived initially, we both got excited seeing the PESTO ARTICHOKE HAM special sign (yes!!)... only to order the special and have the cashier go \"Oh, is that still up there? Sorry, that's from yesterday.\" Dang, way to lead a girl on.  I was pretty let down, but I was definitely glad to have gotten the REAL special for the day.  I seriously ate every bit.\n\nI'll be back, soon as I round up $3.50 for another fat bite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MOBpVy_ZlXqL4znTpzrZ-w", "date": "2008-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c_MruMu5ACJcIPbgAWNfLA", "text": "For a cheap fill me up I'm starving slice, 5 stars. In the 80's everyone was bragging about blondie's pizza. And i went there with my friends a lot. But being a pizza freak i had to try the\" Fat Slice\" and I never went back. Except last year when me and my son did the Blondie's / Fat Slice challenge. My son also picked Fat Slice. Blondie's is the out of towner trendy place to go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5ofDCB72wA7BML1pnTyfbQ", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cSB78hbhgZbrbdwF58seLQ", "text": "The pizza is kinda bland. The only thing robust is the bleach odor in the seating area. At least their pizza must be clean. Or, bleached.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZC9eqC7ogPfQWWXgTPcC-g", "date": "2009-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cWBSxsgTbijwKzdzLnjqNg", "text": "Fat Slice is better than Blondie's, but it's still pizza with the uber thick bread-like crust that I cannot endorse.  They do load up the veggie slice with a garden variety of vegetables, in which case it makes perfect sense to have a 1/2 inch crust.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "X0q4bFpolUwr_MOKEURbHg", "date": "2005-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CXGoDJIEpWVxWjXzGjQdOA", "text": "Guys working were totally indifferent food was pretty good better when it's hot and fresh not so good after it gets cold. Would come back if in the area and wanted some pizza. Hard to miss on telegraph. Small business and kinda dirty looking...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7NeuNizIMb6lB0VoDLNrjQ", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cYarFhyf-HW02gPNqTeyEA", "text": "Been eating here since I moved to Berkeley and while it's not the healthiest snack, it's pretty damn good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0m3sZxm_jakH74WWekTwSQ", "date": "2006-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CZDSMfhtMcKUeX_pDW5q2w", "text": "yumyumyumm. Slices really are big but very doughy. I had the vegetarian and it was deeelicious but I don't think there was enough sauce. Maybe it's just me, because I like my pizza with tons of sauce :D but it was still really good and cheap (3.90 with a soda). The place is dirty though...tables weren't cleaned off and they need to mop the floors.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oZLaT1AK277BeitorYBtTA", "date": "2009-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D45LsTHIxfn0iIpmKciVKg", "text": "Decent enough pizza when it's 11pm on Sunday night, there's nothing else open and you're starving. Portion size is great for the price, but I've had much better before. Sbarro pizza is practically gourmet compared to pizzas at Fat Slice.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "wyKi5kzzggDMEQSIGBpjWA", "date": "2008-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dC1NUygFatrUlukildOBDg", "text": "Came in here for a quick bite on a monday evening. I got a fat combo, and it is a giant piece of pizza with all the toppings you can think of. It was huge, and I got a sugar free rockstar with it. It was about 5 minute wait time and it wasn't bad. Moderately priced, but the place could use some sprucing up. It seems like it's been beat up pretty badly. The tables were dirty and grimey, but the service was nice and friendly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dm50kuS2kQ_V6oWI81QSJQ", "text": "Tasty, addictive, and probably really terrible for you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fFGPBtsutYpn3A155Sf75Q", "date": "2004-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DnpfBuEuwvvYoDsjfxWevw", "text": "First time I went there and the pizza was good.  I liked it better than Blondie's. They had a variety of pizzas to choose from and it is thick crust which I like.  Since the place is in Berkeley on Telegraph it also has it down sides.  Everyone of the tables in the seating area was dirty and homeless people not begging but harassing you for food or money. I still will go back since it is close to Ameoba records and Rasputin's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CJbXYqs0z8gqsXL86_WhLQ", "date": "2010-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DQmUzfQUraOgVS865dTUig", "text": "Their pizza is addicting. I don't really like pepperoni pizza or pizza at all.  For some reason I can't stop thinking about their pepperoni pizza. =p", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kzc1lo_M4cBTif9T-pR_Lg", "date": "2007-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DQoYX8oMbMzv6J8iqWKa6g", "text": "my review is more of the same. good eats for cheap - it's telegraph so if its pizza you're after you got either fat slice or blondies - i vote fat slice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9Z1DqAcetiI7iXxp1d7I3g", "date": "2008-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dvuMjc3STaMhi9PQpDufag", "text": "The pizza is decent and what to expect for a quick and dirty slice. The pizza is fat, greasy and with a rather typical taste.\n\nNow, if you eat the pizza at the place, you will have to fend off the odd beggar asking for a slice. If you decide to take it with you, you still have to fight off the odd beggar asking for a slice. This happens every single time I visit. Just keep that in mind, and if you're hungry, leave your conscience behind.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GzEL2HCLDt4yBZYS6Z0PZQ", "date": "2008-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D_xgeUZY_KR95gmafb7HOA", "text": "Fat Slice, how do I love thee?  Let me count the ways....\n\nI love the cheese, so unassuming\nI love the pepperoni, a little something extra\nI love the special, always an adventure.\n\nAnd you provide enough carbs to let me continue indulging for a while.  I promise you I won't get pizza anywhere else on Telly....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VD8Ox-akHloK3-QV3FxY-g", "date": "2006-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E3nsskgyEuEnxkNeqxkPsg", "text": "Can I get some pizza with that cheese?\n\nIf you like sauce on your pizza, go to Blondie's.\n\nThe fat, floury crust tastes like osteoporosis.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Yom4tN3G6K4RAEloinm_dQ", "date": "2010-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e534TnLpoBGk1cTr-dujIw", "text": "Great pizza - tons of cheese, and the veggie slices are loaded down with vegetables.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2TWyee48xniNYNpc4czCjA", "date": "2010-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ec1x0toLJWwXLr3P2-LR0g", "text": "The GF & I came to Telegraph for Cream but we wanted to grab a little bite to eat beforehand. Fat Slice was pretty, damn good!\n\n-- B R I E F  S U M M A R Y --\n-- Berkeley parking sucks\n-- If you can park on Channing in the church parking $1.00/30mins\n-- FAT SLICES\n-- Place is similar to Blondie's\n-- Slices were a bit dry but still had good taste\n-- $10 for 2 slice and 2 sodas\n\nIt's been so long so I've been on Telegraph, seriously. We came here around 7ish on a Saturday night and instantly remembered why I never come to Berkeley. It's worse than SF, lol.\n\nBad drivers, bums, and no parking!\n\nAnyways we scored a paid parking garage for a buck, and it gave us an hour, even though the signs said a buck for 30 mins.\n\nFat Slice was pretty dead, we just had to wait for some teenagers to pick their damn slices. They have like 3 pizzas that are out for your viewing pleasure. They have specials and etc on the big board.\n\nWe ended up with 2 slices of pepperoni and 2 sodas for about $10. The slices were legitimately FAT which means a lot of crust. The slices could have used a little bit more sauce but they were still pretty good. The slice was more than plenty for each of us. \n\nI'd definitely come back here again if I'm in Bizerkely but probably not lol. It's really out of the way and a hassle to get to with parking and such.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-HBdisZOrgMdw08zCWZ_kg", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EIk9lI6r3r3evdokfHy59Q", "text": "Fairly tasty pizza that I eat when I'm not feelin Blondie's lines. Its a basic dirtty hole in the wall, but who cares since you take your slice to go (hopefully)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ejEMIu_lJo48chBhwVN4aQ", "text": "First time coming here and was debating on here or Blondies...we picked here! \n\nIts normal cheap pizza to me, and being a pizza lover I am, this spot wasnt for me!!! You get what you pay for, and I rather pay for better quality....\n\nI got the pepperoni and mushroom, had to wait about 10 min. for our food, the place in the back where seating is, is dirty, I felt like I didnt want to touch anything, and if I'm feeling like that about the seating area I can only imagine the kitchen.\n\nMy choice, go pay for better quality!!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7l6aXKCBUEQr3XtXSoynJw", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ejQbcbebEYEMCpTKIYNCcA", "text": "Gigantic slices. Cheap. GOOD.\n\nCan you say \"2.50 for dinner\"? Yeah. The slices are huge.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bXWsKkbq3ZbqBxmXd2nohQ", "date": "2012-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Epg7WP91QlIDUnAjonoZyg", "text": "A Fat Slice = almost a quarter of a pizza. They're huge!\n\nThe pizza here is more doughy than Blondie's, so if pizza crust and base is your thing, you should pick Fat Slice. The toppings are pretty standard, and it's open late.\n\nNot especially mind-blowing, but it gets the job done if you need a quick bite to eat or are craving some pizza. Good value for your money.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eQvAnSIOxgfON4phP1xPmA", "text": "The fattest, greasiest, and overall most indulging pizza you will find in Berkeley. There's a reason they're open later than most business on Telegraph, and that is to serve the hammered hungry students of Berkeley.\n\nI don't know about everyone else, but on nights when I've spent a good hour or so across the street at Raleigh's, I get ridiculous munchies, and Fat Slice came to the rescue on my last night in Berkeley. \n\nThere's nothing like biting into a piece of pizza that you know would kill you in less than a month if you ate it for every dish daily. The thick layers of cheese, the greasy pepperoni, the thick but perfectly soft crust. Top it off with some parmesan and and you've got one sloppy fulfilling mess.\n\nI will miss you Fat Slice. Stay hungry, my friends.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "evDpGODzBUupTm4sR-CM7Q", "text": "When I used to go to UC Berkeley, I ordered from this place a lot.  Only reason ths place gets a 4 instead of a 3 is because they deliver, and my friends and I had pizza delivered quite often.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k3WTmFnq1wCEPYdQCPUIJg", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EWIuiYaw3sHoUMBuS_jQYA", "text": "More like focacia topped with cheese.  I definitely enjoyed it more when I indulged in reefer and stumbled the streets of Berkeley as a drunken undergrad.  But after having good pizza and growing a gut, Fat slice just isn't worth the empty calories anymore", "stars": 2, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EzNNoAuO42Ir-cLolGPcOw", "text": "It lives up to it's name. If you ask for an individual slice you're given one hell of a huge, fat, thick slice of pizza. I had the pepperoni, which was nothing special but nevertheless awesome since there was so much of it. I wish I had tried the veggie, that looked packed full of toppings. \nOh, but the slices aren't as dense or heavy as it looks so there really wasn't AS MUCH food as I thought it was going to be. Pretty light eating for a pizza.\nSo, the foods OK, there's nothing interesting about the place itself, and I have no good reason to give it more than a 3.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SoQD5-Yya_POXiWOuiZSdA", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eZO8basEUl7VspV6qv2AEA", "text": "Usually dirtttttttttttttttttttty!!!!  but i don't eat in! great pizza! the slices used to be bigger, but still taste just as great!! YUMMM!! i want me some fat slice right now!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jGlL2QeSTq9hExEThPsNTQ", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FBncp1Ps_FMTgi0I2z0pZA", "text": "The original. The best. So fat and so delicious!!!\n\nSuck it, blondies!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rJUcY7tEp5hCGpxMHOz8ig", "date": "2007-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FFua9Ow2oKjzG-tiZ32oiA", "text": "This pizza. Is amazingly satisfying. But then comes the price shock. I'm just not ready to pay nearly $4 for a slice of pizza (almost 400% more than Cheeseboard, which gives you 2 slices). I just can't justify paying that much for a slice of pizza for that price, no matter how satisfying it is.\n\nReview of the food without consideration for price: great food, the dough is actually really really good, it's a thick dough, not cooked too much so it's not super crispy. It's much more of a fluffier crust which goes really really well with all the greasy cheesy toppings. It just soaks it up.\n\nFinal decision: it's really good pizza, but just not worth $4. I could get an entire large crappy pizza from Little Ceasar's for almost the same price. So, if you don't care about your budget or your waistline, this is perfect for you. I would just recommend that being so near a campus, it's also important to serve this campus community better being more sensitive to the college student's budget.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fQuAZTndqsR5kIrTgkW-tQ", "text": "This is not the greatest pizza in the world, but when you get out of a late movie hungry for something other than Japanese or Thai, this is the spot. Cheap slices served up hot, can't complain.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BalssfvQ1HEIXfIO1Ghj7w", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fXu8DaxotHSQdGILowHWFA", "text": "fat slice holds a special place in my heart... and my stomach... i would have died in college had it not been for delicious fat slice pizzas delivered at midnight to our dorm. this was back when the dining commons were serving us prison-grade food, or worse... (but i've heard that cal dc food is actually good now, can it be true??)\n\nnothing satisfies better after midnight than a fat slice of chewy crust topped with gooey cheese and lots of pepperoni dripping with golden amber grease... my favorite slice of fat! then and now!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mSskTZsIkGXhXfhNZ3HMWw", "date": "2007-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GegucxCd1eN5lg6ooFIZ1g", "text": "large slices!! loaded with cheese and toppings.. And yes greasy, but good... staff is kind of unfriendly but they have tazo peach tea and thats my fav... cheap priced pizza...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QCwhpmlM5YJreXFgGJNt_w", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_gkTlJDfTrNri2lG1xG_ZQ", "text": "Best pizza ever. This is a must have whenever I go to Berkeley. Slices are huge and extremely great tasting. Makes my mouth water whenever I think about it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eCmyrpkZefPCp1EG1sDDYw", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gRyw9A_xFx4509hFwhEHIA", "text": "Good for what it is.  2 pizza places near the southside of the berkeley campus. this and blondies.  the lowdown here is that it's fat - like the name.  it's wide and thick b/c it's doughy.  if you're looking for NY style, this isn't it.  my favorite is just a cheese or pepperoni as long as it's hot out of the oven.  \n\nbest time to eat one is when you need a quick bite.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pflzo1Q_R28yERu4txWZaw", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GvEJPiJMQa7N4689lvCzeA", "text": "its a ritual-go to berkeley, eat at Fat Slice. Big (Fat) slices, nice and cheap. .", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YJaSGjx8xvIXSDzr2EeaYA", "date": "2005-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GWG6x6djEp1Me_OEkVSt6Q", "text": "Don't get excited by those big juicy looking fat slices waiting for you, they're big greasy over-cheesed constipating cholesterol heart attack trans fat death bombs waiting to kill you. No craft, gourmet, skill, or love seems to be put into it. They're just there. Sitting, waiting. Pure evil this pizza is. \n\nOkay, if it's raining out and it's 1am and you're starving it's perfect, but it's like your only option if you don't want to walk a block. \n\nThe 80's neon ambiance is equally frightening and strangely alluring. Actually it's mostly pretty terrifying.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H7AEk1daet4OSFS8XwezLQ", "text": "its a fat slice.  can i say ass on here?  if so its a fatass slice for 3 bucks.  i enjoy the flavor and the crust.  I have been eating it since i was just starting puberty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oK6CYaz8QaplYBT8IK6E-g", "date": "2007-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h9UXKPWBdqiZZe3srMwqww", "text": "Yes'm I did get a fat slice of pizza.  This was fast, cheap and easy.  Lunch for me and the boyfriend was under $9 for two veggie slices and a shared (orange) soda.\n\nThese Veggie Slices are true veggies.  Layered with red and green bellpeppers, onions, mushrooms, spinach (did I detect some parsley?), sliced tomatoes, zucchini and EVEN peas and corn bits!  Wow, a whole salad on top of doughy crust.\n\nToo bad the dough kind of was lacking.  Tasted like I made my pizza on a, gasp, Safeway brand sweet baguette.  If they worked on their crust, added more cheese to hold the toppings together, and were more generous with the sauce, then the pizza would be superb.  Good try and great for our cheap date.\n\nAlso, the tables in back were typical college state.  I'd expect this kind of slobbery from inside a community college's cafeteria but not from an established business.  However, since they cater to college students I guess I can't really complain and I also don't want to admit how Old I feel.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EGfQMYMxnUDmSdsXhXDoxA", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HcCHlsU0pQachoukAHeEGQ", "text": "I have to say that I'm a Fat Slice fan over Blondies.  Solid pizza for visiting friends or watching a sporting event at the land of the Golden Bears.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "j8m6Qn1aCwSYEBbXlVGgGA", "date": "2007-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hDzPCjlxcEL9a35k0EU-_Q", "text": "The best hands-down pizza by the slice place around.\n\nI love the greasy...heart attack special comments..LOL...ummm yeah pizza isn't healthy. You go here to sober up or before massive drinking hoping the crust will soak up the alcohol!\n\nI like the veggie pizza...even though I'm not a big veggie anywhere else...i do pick off the tomatoes...I'm not mature enough yet to eat them =P", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gwqVxUenNohQmreJENWzDg", "date": "2007-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hg1_IeaAJr7tZggUQA3Kxw", "text": "Barf and barf. God I may be an east coast pizza snob but this pizza is totally inedible. Why do I want to eat a DONUT with pizza toppings. Seriously the dough is so sweet and the crust is so.... fat... yuck. The sauce also has way too much sugar and no taste. The cheese is like rubber. I don't know what that is but it is not pizza.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "4AxSWEvCcXybeUWK4zB-Fw", "date": "2007-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hnW2EQlUhhIkfcMWnAfr8Q", "text": "well, it's cheap and filling.  perfect if you're poor, young, and hungry.....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bkjhcbYD2Y7cIxMOy8OJkA", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HrLSWnM-2EBU_GMFUV_r5Q", "text": "I used to come here when I was back in high school.  It was yummy then, but I was a poor teenager, so who gave a crap?   Well much time has passed since then, and now I'm a poor grad student.  Anyhow, I came home for a visit and my bro and I decided to go all nostalgic and spend the day on telegraph.  While it seemed that many of the shops on telegraph have changed, Fat Slice is still awesome!  I had a slice of Pesto pizza today and it was FANTASTIC.  Oh my god! I want another slice RIGHT NOW.  Anyone? No?  Fine... Anyhow, the pizza is still delicious.  The crust is nice and crisp on the outside but soft and warm in the middle.  The flavors are great, and it's still hella cheap!  While I was disappointed in Telegraph overall, the whole day was salvaged by Fat Slice.  Hooray for diet-busting pizza.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZOY3wZx-nDaVWJBP6h4ntQ", "date": "2009-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HXc6O67PJtnOejlFwrPEpg", "text": "True funny story: During my freshman year of college, my roommate and I used to notice that fat slice would promote a slice of pizza with a drink for only $2.00 at random times in the daily cal (berkeley's school newspaper). Well one day, when the promotion was on, my roommate came with 500+ school newspapers and handed me a pair of scissors....that night after a flurry of cutting, we had secured our stash of low cost, late night dinners and snacks for the rest of the semester. Oh yeah, I gained 15 lbs that semester too.\n\nOn with the review: \nThe slices are greasy, they're $4 without the coupon, and charge you 25 cents for a box if you want to take it home semi-decently (and not on a wax paper which the oil soaks through in about 5 seconds). Get some napkins and pat that sucker down, give your heart a break. \n\nThey have 3 traditional pizzas they sell by the slice, pepperoni, cheese, and veggie. Ask the guy for some water instead of a soda if you want something to wash the grease with and not pay the extra $2....he'll hook you up with some ice and water from one of the ghettoist water pitchers around...i recently went back and I think it was the SAME one i saw from back in my freshman year 8 years ago....at least the water's cold so you can't quite taste if there's too many minerals or toxic chemicals or what not....\n\nAll in all, it won't kill you (unless you have a weak heart), it can create a great sentimental feeling, and it draws in plenty of starving college kids who hate the cafeteria food day after day if you decide not to partake. So screw you if you don't like it. (fat slice's quote, not mine)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7gA_OminFR1-xJ8GI0eRHg", "date": "2008-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hYoFSvZe9y1JZmgp7gqYmQ", "text": "I don't care, Fat Slice still gets 5 stars from me. For the past 20yrs I've been enjoying my slice of veggie or pepperoni here & there. Still nothings changed. The grunge ambiance, the locked shakers on the counter, and the site of seeing a pepperoni getting pulled out of the oven in front of you! Ahhhhh, love it! Whether you stay & have a slice with a cold bud in the back with the loud screaming transients or you take it to go it's a winner in my book. AND will always be!! ** (a box is free with 3 slices or more, otherwise $.50)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yq3_KW7O5iGhHX31zJhqFw", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HZAVWoMqRhJcfRYj0oDpYw", "text": "I'll keep this short. On a scale of 1 to 5. 1 being Little Ceasars and Dominoes, Fat Slice comes in at a 2. \n\nPros: \n- Big ass slices\n-Generous on the toppings\n\nCons:\n-Thick ass crust\n-Nothing stands out\n-Lack of flavor\n\nEnd.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3-a6VJVZ7Ga_xoKhnhe0qQ", "date": "2009-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i4bp2ZCpUirr92nOolITFw", "text": "Fat Slice certainly lives up to its name -- the slices are FAT! It's affordable and the pizza comes out really quickly.\n\nAlthough it isn't the cleanest of atmospheres, the records displayed on the walls make up it.  They have old school vinyls from the hippie era (lots of hippies actually go there...haha!) and it's actually fun looking through them.\n\nThey have beer, which is a plus! :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pWLW9r0Z25HvQFsnzXBwYg", "date": "2008-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I6qBY2V5wlDaataGpZnE8A", "text": "Of someone cleaned their tables more than once a day they would get 5 stars. Thier pizza is great, what blondies used to be, greasy, 9 lbs of cheese per slice and a nice thick crust. When I want thick crust, this is where I go, plus open very late! But clean the damn place more than once a day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7WwUINIgTxi9c7whC8mbnA", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ia-omtiztnVqBJHEn0ba_w", "text": "You place your order. You wait about 30 seconds. You get your pizza, add your toppings, and either eat standing up or at one of the back tables. Pizza, beer, and soda. The place is nothing fancy, and neither is the food, but it hits the spot. I recommend the vegetarian.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jZaW5XEiEuZo_JhpxMBDSQ", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Ib1cSLycLRAElY0IfRZzQ", "text": "the absolute fattest slice in town", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EAvTBa2eWaY_ASTmxq135Q", "date": "2006-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iIF-81ARBLhxMe2R171yNw", "text": "Good and greasy. Cheap. What more to say. Awesome. Love how it fits with the college town atmosphere soo very perfectly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kSXivZsccIb2uFmV0QpSxw", "date": "2010-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iKQ0PUuVlWPy9_1f2xiA5A", "text": "Late night Fat Slice helped me survive through some grueling all-nighters freshman year in architecture school at Cal.  Fat Slice also helped me attain Freshmen 20 status.  Those old coupons they had were like gold to us living in the dorms.  I must apologize to the delivery boys and girls who we tipped with our starving college student chump change.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AtxeZQgui91oDAjokS5Kdw", "date": "2009-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IlHPaxnRxPoCux8DaVwOYw", "text": "Best slice of pizza on telegraph! The veggie slice is awesome.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LgdmczjO47SjwwTrAjqJcw", "date": "2006-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IPxFrjNgpDv6TMPA7WL1Ow", "text": "FAT slice lives up to it's name.\nAlways a Berkeley bear's savior when it comes to starving drunken nights with no place to eat or drive. Fat Slice to the rescue. Slices big enough to stuff you back into the dorms. Alive. \n\nI'm not a fan of pizza, but it was never a disappointment and it was cheap and hefty. Good enough for me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zoyb93pskMhDgXZgv-DKtA", "date": "2010-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j13LnomfSkDHiM72_4PjtQ", "text": "Hello Fat Slice, \n\nWe come to every Cal game, (Go Bears!), so please don't roll your flippen eyes at my kids when they take a minute to order. They are the reason we come to your pizza place. Consider the fact that we also come to Fat Slice everytime we are in Berkeley. \n\nIt is hard for them to decide when you only have one pizza in the window. WE are understanding about the fact that you are busy and we have to wait... maybe you should extend the same courtesy to your regular customers. \n\nI would rather be around the corner with my philly. That said, \n\nI DO LOVE THIS PIZZA. They lose two stars for being mean to my teenage boys.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "faO1lUGThMhHBQAmbSqBpQ", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jbkC2CjaQqATqMLUNIqm_A", "text": "Gooey, greasy, dripping with oil, kind of soggy... their pizza is NOT really good when you actually stop to critique it, but for some reason I have a thing for this place.  The restaurant is always pretty filthy, it makes you wonder how it passes health inspections, but it hasn't made me sick... yet.  I can't remember exactly how late it's open, but it's still serving past last call. It's cheap, and it hits the spot after a night of drinking.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KCaOZUnCx25FJhFr_lKsEg", "date": "2011-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JbO1a98H3rQ-MOdlPzilIQ", "text": "My favorite pizza slice in Berkeley.  I'm a big fan of their specials usually, but they also do a great pesto slice, which you can get almost everyday.  You can always get a hot custom-topped slice, and my favorite combination is the pesto with sausage.  Not as greasy as Blondie's.  More seating too.   \n\nAnd Dr. Joke-mon is usually outside telling jokes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SqSMWBHD2Lklf_8W5MftPA", "date": "2007-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-JG1RZ2YEdI-kotaxGuJiA", "text": "Fat Slice is my favorite pizza joint hands down!  Although there are some shady characters there the soft fluffy top of the crust and the and the crispy yet firm bottom of the crust is so delicious that its worth getting harassed by homeless guys and run away teens begging for money.  I personally like the plain old cheese pizza.  The portions are huge and they put A LOT of cheese on each slice.  I would give it five starts but parking can be a bitch and it can get pretty crowded in there.  Fat Slice blows Blondie's out of the water!  There is no comparison there!  \n\nFat Slice is the place for pizza in Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gf4tyQgQOtVMkOdvveRHVA", "date": "2008-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JHL071pteXJk-SIHBhj1HQ", "text": "Fat yes.  Doughy, yes.  \n\nDepends if you like that type of pizza.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JDXti80kFqCBwbbsQPV7Rw", "date": "2006-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JTIJzYIcQn0CF0sJ7O8i5A", "text": "this brings me back, i love their pizza, i remembered when the bf and i was just beginning our relationship, we were in high school and did not have that much money. we would get one slice for the both of us and that alone would be get us full. their lines can go out the door so you have to be patient. the only prob i have with them is that they charge a 25cent fee for a box to put your sliced pizza in. but i still cant get enough of their pizza.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VKyn0gAJqTEN1CKSrnnTYg", "date": "2009-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jwMwj8Qh2d8MSBic_6xknQ", "text": "I've been here so many times over the years. The pizza is always consistently good so that's a definite plus.To describe the pizza, bigger than your normal slice and very cheesy! Personally I don't like eating there too much because it feels empty and it's not a very \"cozy\" spot to eat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L3ilyT4_HZUqdkHrZfkIIg", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jyKKmrXBJgvB4n7VT8tZuA", "text": "Fat Slice is SO GOOD. Prices are super reasonable and perfect for a starving college student. Now they have a crazy discount program called five stars where you buy 10 slices and get 1 slice & soda FREE!!! Looks like the five stars card can be used at nearby Naan n Curry, Tutti Frutti, C.R.E.A.M., Kip's, Joshu-Ya (the saki-bomb place), and Cafe Med as well. Am so excited to see this work :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dxIwqdyUfRrwMEffDZ7qWw", "date": "2011-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_K04zL9WMfUoOuap15RLXA", "text": "The next time I want a lot of grease with a little bit of pizza, I'll go to fat slice. I can't really imagine that happening unless I was on a freezing arctic expedition, so I can say with some confidence I'll never make the mistake of eating fat slice again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k7v7cokUyJyLGGY4PKl22g", "text": "one word - ew!  raw doughy pizza! OK OK more than 1 word", "stars": 1, "user_id": "nV3VRUZngYLOzvVrpL6xdg", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kJ19wX9ySn9wEJUHQaMpBg", "text": "Everyone eats here because it's on Telegraph, but if you just hoofed it a little father you could get better pizza anywhere else. This pizza is on the thick side, which I like, but it's just soggy and nasty. Taste's similar to a frozen pizza, but one that has been sitting on counter for an hour or so. If you're strapped for cash, go buy a frozen \"tony's pizza\" or 5 for 10$ it'll be way better than this stuff and you'll get more of it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qqmst5S4N4kBXOn3Th3I8g", "date": "2008-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l7PqMq0CSTDoSJwX4WR__w", "text": "hell yeah.  this was good stuff.\n\nprice is decent, but i love the taste.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EID2miAhF8Z-XPHPzajhOA", "date": "2009-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "liJ2aTxZHud_gJsANjwP8w", "text": "For what it is:\nA cheap\nThickish, tasty\n\nSlice.\nLives up to it's name.\nI thought that they would pop it into the oven for a minute though.\nCan't hate on the bar of flavor-\nEnhancing-free toppin's a-plenty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WZfktXVQZC5EKqYvJMlIcA", "date": "2008-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lIuczaeauBWdbhhU__EE1g", "text": "Real Pizza Period, none of that thin crust stuff.\n\nHave to try any of the special pizzas with Blue Cheese, so good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LmnSnPT0hwzOqzrxkA-cTw", "text": "Very yummmm pizza. I've only eaten from there really late at night and the atmosphere is pretty chill... Delish pepperoni and ham pies. If you like Blondie's... then you'll like Fat Slice. I'm hecka hungry now.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6TrHhqsu8nlzOBew137AnQ", "date": "2008-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lNJj7p6OdV1DNvMLo0VYag", "text": "We're not talking food for royalty here (unlike a decent In-N-Out Double Double), but bear with me.. If the Fat Combo had a genesis myth, it would go something like this:\n\n\"And the Lord said unto Moises, 'Build thee a crust of remarkable height, breadth, and width, strong enough to bear the weight of a great burden, yet yielding to the softest of palates.  Anoint it with a sauce of tomato, and adorn it with a fine coat of mozzarella.  Call forth two of every vegetable, and seven of every delicious and savory meat on Earth, and stack them, one upon another, until thy work has stretched nigh to the gates of Paradise itself.  And ye shall call it the Fat Combo.'  Moises did as God had commanded him.  And it was Good.\"\n\nEverything else there is very \"Meh\"; but I'm feeling generous:  5 stars for the Fat Combo, the Lord's great and terrible Instrument to strike down the gluttonous (albeit in sheer delight).  That's averages to about a 4 if you're scoring at home.\n\nOh, and God, in case you're an avid Yelper, I'm sorry for the gratuitous use of  Your Name without Thy Express Written Consent.\n/Catholic guilt", "stars": 4, "user_id": "USAhuk-ByZFGSPfgljmhCg", "date": "2007-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LSkjHc2cWQVsXcaCoXb4KA", "text": "Don't come here expecting anything more than a doughy, greasy, and cheeeeeeeesy slice of pizza.  Mmmm....cheeeeese.  For the price, it's decent.  \n\nBut whenever Fat Slice has $1.75/slice coupons in the Daily Cal, grab 'em and go!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2006-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lTr9GvnpS1vpCLb3nvnKJA", "text": "If you need something to fill you up real quick, go to Fat Slice. It's a great deal on its own, but UC Berkeley students can reap an extra benefit. Students who can get hold of the Guide to the Good Life will find great coupons for $1 off a slice, which makes this a huge bargain!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_VMGbmIeK71rQGwOBWt_Kg", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lW0FL5EutdEgp-a3B1WY9w", "text": "Nobody in their right mind would say that this is the highest quality, most delicious pizza on the West Coast. But hey, if you're staggering by on Telegraph Avenue starving after a long night at the bars (or a long morning of class, whatever), it's wonderful to pop in.\n\nI usually cross my fingers that the special that day is appealing... the cheese pizza is a bit *too* cheesy for me and the pepperoni is too greasy. I like the veggie pizza and most of their specials... they just taste more balanced.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MJIrANR3-u3FVBMq1qz3IA", "date": "2008-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LyJNv3REut3j0g1mMILEbw", "text": "Every time I go anywhere near Berkeley, I have to stop at Fat Slice. This place is delicious at any hour. \n\nIt is good to hear that they take debit/ATM now.\n\nOverall, it is one of the better pizza slices I have ever had. \n\nBut my pizza slice experience is relegated to the big chains, so I haven't had very many dive pizza slices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YwjSTVvLGOG4dyqoYN-I2g", "date": "2009-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m3UWHrg4O5n2Ymm_CDXkFg", "text": "Yet another Berkeley favorite! Great place to get a fat slice of greasy pizza! This place has some nice tasting pizza! The back room has some wonderful, unique graffiti on the tables that you can admire as you eat your fat slice!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R6wr4CdbpF9hI9GseQMnCg", "date": "2010-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MhCBLOgK_xHydIlIMDdZZA", "text": "Fat slice is an understatement. I liked this place for my first time. I don't really like sitting inside, it was a tad fragrant when I went. GOOD pizza though & friendly staff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B6OkBwxRbL3cxDTluoMqkg", "date": "2012-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mkKuNPMOo9chOZQiR1eVXg", "text": "Fat Slice is okay, like Blondie's... to be honest, they don't taste that different to me.\n\nIf you want damn good pizza, go to Zachary's.  Now that shit is good pizza.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QbFxA_E9rFRqE2f66sFacA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mLbeECYVnZXn4pRadSmc6A", "text": "Pizza wasn't that great. I'm not one to write bad reviews but, the place was a mess. The bathroom was even worse! It was like ordering pizza then peeing in a rest stop in the middle of nowhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IcgNYg3SQ1uaj0x9HPUmJQ", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mS6c-k7N_VbBDejRjy_bTA", "text": "True that price is cheap for a quick eat and the slices are huge...\n\nBUT I find the slices so terribly greasy!  Blah!  I've tried simple cheese and pepperoni slices but the grease was so unsettling in my stomach.  I prefer to eat at Blondie's instead where they have relatively less greasy and more healthy options.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mT-e2gMwdRWIYugZryfjFw", "text": "I will say when i walked into this place i was very hesitant on getting a slice of pizza. This place was straight up ghetto inside. white walls w/ very low sealing and tagging everywhere. But you cant always judge a book by it's cover, the pizza was so good! Next time I'm in down town Berkeley i will for sure come here again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "khY3jslR0HjU-dd0E15Bsg", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n1VD4yLd-Eh5oakht3AV9w", "text": "A big honkin' cheesy fat grease-fest.  You can definitely feel fat and GET fat by eating at Fat Slice.  They do, however, give you a big generous greasy slice of 'za for your money.  Prices have risen with the times - but back in the day (for me that's circe 1992-95) it was a great place to go after a drinking-smoking binge and cure those nagging munchies/\n\nThis is not gourmet pizza.  It is a gut busting experience - and nowadays just not my cup of tea.  (Or should I say slice of pie??)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_BcWyKQL16ndpBdggh2kNA", "date": "2008-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n6bLWsQuNsYiBxMX9I-1vA", "text": "Fat Slice is everything it promises to be. You get a HUGE fatty slice of pizza on the cheap, and it comes with like 50 grams of fat too, so I guess it's name has a double meaning. But it's super great when you're walking home from the bars drunk and need to get that midnight snack in! Many fond memories of this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uazzDBvqomLWg6f_cOqRfA", "date": "2011-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NafEydstdvFu2HJ6WB_Sjw", "text": "Love this place, how can one complain about the huge piece of pizza at such low cost?! \n\nCan't wait to get a slice again... mmm ... even talking about it is making me hungry...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ud72evTWEP4UdaHn_jwUOQ", "date": "2007-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NdmMWi-aBQ8jCYiZfXvfRg", "text": "Leaving Blakes the other night I discovered this pizza by the slice place next door. At first I balked at the $3.79/slice price after tax, which seemed a little high. However, on closer inspection I realized that the slices were a pretty decent size and also nice and thick.\n\nI bought a slice of vege pizza. It was excellent, and I wasn't fully inebriated (only slightly). Will be back. Will buy another vege. Will not try the meat topping pizzas, because they cost more and don't meat my cost-benefit analysis chart. And by chart I mean I'm cheap and the vege slice is bigger (thicker) for less money.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XEMqAariqOpxHZ3XUcQ_Qg", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NjIYVkWQwJ395nmYNTR9jw", "text": "I've been to this place a number of times during my adventures in Berkeley. It was always the go to spot for quick, filling and decent food for cheap..although I do feel like prices might have gone up a bit, seemed more expensive (but still pretty cheap). \n\nIt's hard to get a solid review of this place seeing as the business and pizza are both inconsistent. \n\nWhat I'd normally get when I come here is the veggie and pesto pizzas. The pesto is good but the pizza as a whole doesn't sing to me. I always love the veggie though, so I'll probably just stick to that whenever I come here. \n\nThe customer service has never really impressed me. Last time I went in there the guy made it seem like it would be too much of a hassle to add tomato to my pizza (was getting the special of the day). He was telling me how the pizza is already made, but seriously dood, you're about to reheat that shit up anyways so I don't see why you can't add like 3-4 friggin tomato slices..but whatever -_- \n\nTheir special of that day was a pesto pizza with chicken, bacon and bell peppers. Sounded orgasmic, however was very disappointing. There was maybe 4 little pieces of bacon on my entire slice..and the pesto? Couldn't even tell it was on there! \n\nTheir crust is decent, nothing special. I mean for what it is (cheap-er, fast, fat slices of greasy pizza) it's really good, definitely not something I'd suggest someone go out  of their way to try good. BUT if you're already on telegraph and on a budget, I would suggest you go here, it will definitely fill you up!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7uH6WsAZ0ZlYV-vFnOyqyg", "date": "2012-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nmiukitr9twqI-pIhe0AfQ", "text": "When I'm looking for an exceptionally oily slice of pizzer, I come here. I think Blondie's down the street is an overall better option, but I feel like the pizza at fat slice is usually more \"fresh\" than some of the stuff at Blondie's. I stick with the slice of pepperoni.\n\nExpected bill: $4.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZLfvKFwIAexQQOTV3SU6uA", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nOsF_g_ZonBThWiPQoHImw", "text": "Great pizza! Blows blondies out of the water(and I like Blondies too) The price is right and the za' is str8 grubbin. The stoners probably love this place, but I dont have to be high to crave some fat slice......get it everytime i'm in Berk", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ubc7U4ZEMe1EHq2pU2VQJA", "date": "2009-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NQhgdYRxCzuGmG4cARw7aw", "text": "I've been to fat slice a number of times the pizza is ok ,a bit greasy tho .. the restaurant is so dirty theres junk everywhere newspapers graffiti an half eaten pizza on the tables. but, what really grinds my gears at this place is i was with my friends six of us and we all got pepperoni slices and soda combos it was over 20 dollars and we were a penny short .the guy who work there really thought about not let it slide it actually was so bad that the people behind us heard the conversation and handed us a penny .. i was so embarrassed over a penny . i really wish these places weren't so stingy ...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "j2pNoke6_LXYlkakr6R-qQ", "date": "2008-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O9saxrepo6r8RWLbXxucXQ", "text": "Ok if you ever go to Berkeley and you like pizza then you have got to check this place out. It's near the UC Berkeley campus so parking is gonna be a challenge, but I'm telling you it's well worth it. The pizza is very moderately priced and because it sells so fast it's always fresh and oh so delicious. Their idea of a slice is actually 2 slices which you will find out is very filling. So if you're ever in Berkeley check them out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ML5Kwx-xHF9r2BHqCtvWVw", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OCelgtsd45fvcxysd0Jeww", "text": "Telegraph landmark. I've been cloging my arteries here off and on since 1994. Used to be able to sit in the back patio area. That was great. The place is always really dirty, but that kind of adds to the charm. You can get a slice and a soda with the loose change you have in your pocket. Slices are more than generous. Great, great spot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DvnppthwwXtQSeBAawVpzQ", "date": "2008-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-OCKrQ7rPKFvckbLnhg-uA", "text": "Fat slice got better, the veggie got soooooooo much better now, I remember it used to look all gross and blehz, but now it's soooo goood, taken my Dad there for his birthday(what a good son I am?)\nIt was pretty good, huge slice compared to Blondie's, hopefully coming back again:)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FsBr36TguSchGwzA7ypy6Q", "date": "2010-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "od8DQGO3MqfazKp6192XkA", "text": "My first experience with Fat Slice was as a teeny-bopper 7th grader, riding B.A.R.T. & ending in cheap pizza heaven.  The first pizza I tried was pesto, recommended by a friend & also regular.  Pretty darn good.  Since, I've always ordered the veggie.  & it is quite a fat slice!  This place is great if you're not watching your figure.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YQBaCpMcTlpmeHg1nibWUw", "date": "2007-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oi9t3MEfMQBcWbJKsDtoYA", "text": "You cant go wrong with fat Slice. This and Blondies was the epitome of my high school years.  Cheap, huge slice of pizza.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DMAxbsnqfEeB2WVRHjCAVQ", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OKtPoT-ExtdFigEFW4svFg", "text": "Fat Slice, I found you when I was drunk coming from Blake's some random night. While I don't remember ANYTHING that happened that night, I do remember eating some fat ass pizza at Fat Slice. Since then, I've come back to Fat Slice sober and have been pleasantly pleased. \n\nI switch between Blondie's and Fat Slice and to be honest, I really can't tell a difference between the two of them drunk or sober. I'd just have to say that Fat Slice has fatter slices but not by much. Fat Slice is also greasier than Blondie's but a wad of napkins can fix that up anytime. \n\nThe only thing that I hate about the place is how it looks like a New York City subway inside and how I feel like I'm going to get shanked anytime I bother to sit inside and eat. Throw in the Berkeley hobos from Telegraph and some annoying high school kids that are either from Berkeley High or visited Cal and it's definitely a place I'd rather not be. Yet somehow I still find myself coming back...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OKxjlGiYrnl5Zx17bMFbxQ", "text": "Fat Slice is the best unpretentious pizza on Telegraph (not in comparison to the likes of Zachary's, The Cheese Board, etc.).  It brings you back to the days of eating good arcade pizza in Chuck E Cheese's.  It's a huge piece of pretty generic pizza: a lot of cheese, a thick crust, and lots and lots of oil.  There's nothing particularly flavorful or of quality in Fat Slice, but if you're craving FAT, GREASY, DELICIOUS pizza, swing by Fat Slice for just that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QwXpGYoZ4eUE4Bp_sQWj2Q", "date": "2010-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "orHf8QCl-YMQcDbTn5q_EQ", "text": "I went here once and ordered a slice of vegetarian pizza.  The pizza was just mediocre.  The crust was burnt and too hard, and the toppings weren't as good as at Blondie's.\n\nI have a lot of friends who like this place, but based on my one visit I don't thing that Fat Slice is even average.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OseQbFX2iITcZquvUm7NsA", "text": "Love the pizza here!  The cheese is nice and thick and....yeah, it's just damn good.  Try it =D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DICLJDdq0HpvOVYR5mB4gA", "date": "2010-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OxMUGtS3e_13SRkRyQ4-0g", "text": "Pretty big slices of pizza, I got a veggie and it was yummy. A little cold for my liking but still okay. Slice of pizza and soda for about five dollars which isn't bad at all. The tables and counters could have been cleaner but I can't complain about that when there's hobos yelling outside. Would come back for a quick bite to eat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ASXY2MC2FTPtpaUWfDzC2g", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oZpaKylqQe2aISjLxoi9CA", "text": "Fat Slice is always a nice respite from record store shopping (rasputin, amoeba). The Philadelphia Lorenzo's of the West. One slice is more than enough. Doughy and hot and perfect. Quick and easy. And I love their logo.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OsrkWzR5jU8i6_E5zBsGxA", "date": "2008-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p0HChFb1f0swksn8DInD4w", "text": "First time there and it was great! Price is not bad. The only draw back is the sitting, but other then that the pizza is Gooood!!! Go check it out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1ykenKYARBHpqYiW2QW6HQ", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PCKlv3oDMQEliRof53Yyjw", "text": "I love the pizza but it gives me serious diarrhea, and it's really hard to find a clean public restroom on Telegraph Ave. to take a dump. Thank goodness there's Blodies Pizzeria down the street! (No runs there!)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NaUZAWRNgtCQf7k1Dym-mw", "date": "2010-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PGf_1_BG5098TZomGckHkw", "text": "The slices are huge hence the name Fat Slice.  It's perfect for when you're on the go and you don't really have time to eat.  You'll get a heart attack though if you ate this stuff everyday.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6hMoaqmn5yVDybr3doX5Ig", "date": "2007-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pI4btNp_PhnzMvFCwn-nIg", "text": "Someone needs to get these guys bigger plates, my slice is hanging off the edge!\n\nThere are definitely better tasting pizzas out there, but this place takes a slice of the pie. For the low cost, giant portion, and decent taste, it is worthy of 4 stars for what it is; a college town pizza joint for the \"broke-and-spent-all-my-money-on-tuition-and-books-because-the-government-is-constantly-cutting-funds-for-education\" type of person.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZkOmb0VTGQRQEWhhvBn0Zw", "date": "2007-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pv1VV0GcQ8A8PntgpZ9Wjg", "text": "You honestly can't beat the price, and the pizza is incredible.  LOTS of oil... but if you are ordering a pizza, you probably are not trying to watch your weight.  The place is pretty dirty, but what do you expect?\n\nMain Tip: Stand in front of the window when eating.  Its free entertainment.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mRbRQPoqzv4Ec1c5l3k4lg", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q2crcAYpjLMK-dQUuxvZPQ", "text": "YUM!  Fat a$$ slice of pepperoni...oooey goooey and not skimpy on sauce or pepperoni slices.  Soda and a ginormous slice of pizza for 4 bucks?  Shoot, can't beat that!\n\nDon't forget to sprinkle on the garlic powder and red pepper flakes.  Oh, and grab a fatty stack of napkins cuz you're gonna need hella to wipe the grease off your fingers...and to soak up some of the extra on the pizza itself.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KmG5JwA9U5x_xsKZN16zBQ", "date": "2008-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q7_w97kUqVBXXUoTZSvjyw", "text": "i eat here almost everyday i work! thanks for being my fallback food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MMhCMkhBr0A4HpEVIiaz6g", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QCughpNr8IPGwQoxbx_CjQ", "text": "Come for the Cometbus experience: ask the help to spit on your pizza. They'll look at you funny, but they'll be too self-conscious to do it. If you don't ask them, you're taking your chances. Don't laugh at the punked out teens. They actually are homeless, or mentally ill, or both. Give them a slice, or a quarter, and they'll stop looking at you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nAeM6pzIHIJFoBKq1-Fkmg", "date": "2005-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qKB4VqcMlCZ7RuoABb5aQQ", "text": "A gimmick that works. \n\nThey're big slices of thick pizza-like objects. I refuse to call it pizza, because they're almost like focaccia bread. \n\nThis is a good place to go when you're hungry, don't have much to spend, and don't care about the amount of fat intake in one sitting.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8AxpWI2BqdlqKxYIT2Jwqw", "date": "2009-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qMNiLoVYsCSvRWLLWUGjHw", "text": "Always an smart choice to nosh on if you are consumed by extreme hunger!! The slices here will definitely satisfy any incurable crud craving! I remember a friend of mine ate two slices and got really sick! What an idiot! Some of my most nostalgic memories of wondering the streets of telegraph with friends in high school and eating at fat slice as a means of our destination. Youth... how I do miss the freedom!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2SJAmxoJzy8koAa9jxegrQ", "date": "2008-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qRE9wYNZ8FWDkkYAO3Xfkg", "text": "Delicious!!!! Yum Yum Yum!  Way better than any other pizza spot I know of.  Slices are not only big, but theyre thick!! The only thing i dont like about this place is the nastiness of the seating area.  But, its cool, i can stand and eat, or make sure the wax paper stuff is blocking the germs on the table!  This pizza brings back some nostalgia from my childhood...its that good!  however, i think the slices used to be bigger...maybe i was just little then.  wutever, ITS YUMMY!!! TRY IT!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "khXt-_JSCxwGC18XqzM0Fg", "date": "2009-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R1qArNd3azwIor0t3zEN1A", "text": "This is a great place to go to get that \"Telegraph\" feel. The pizza is tasty, filling and cheap. The d\u00e9cor is old psychedelic concert flyers. The dining area and bathroom can be scary, so don't forget the anti-germ hand-wash.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Sq9B0liG-z_GA4-2WmBhfg", "date": "2010-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rahw-NlOff4Jrv2WrPn2GQ", "text": "This place is awesome.  I'm from the east coast and hate how I can never find pizza by the slice out here.\n\nThe slices are huge and cheap.  It's the perfect place to go for a slice and a beer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lGJadtdc1tGI0lK_6uJKwg", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rHwR4ylS64ywKC_3BOqPmg", "text": "It's late and you need something salty, greasy, fatty, filling and decently priced... Fat Slice is probably your best bet.  The slices are massive with TONS of cheese and TONS TONS TONS of dough.  Seriously, it's feels like a loaf's worth of dough in bread.  This has to be the least healthiest pizza I've ever had in my life.... LOVE IT!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rNp9YzuiSUSIG5zfGbzs-w", "text": "Fat Slice is food.\n\nYummy.\n\nJust not the best food.\n\n\nCheesey and thick, just what you'd like from your friendly fast food pizza joint.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f81Y2EzuRqefayCrL1Ra3Q", "date": "2011-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RpqbFH-5TpgOdiS0Y3KMVw", "text": "On my first trip to Berkeley i received a recommendation from a CAL student to stop by and eat a slice of pizza from Fat Slice. \n\nIt was a very unique and retro pizza place. I felt like i was transported back to the 70's with all of the vintage records on the wall. My favorite being The Doors! How could your resist Jim Morrison??\n\nIt smelled amazing right when i walked in! I ordered a slice of cheese pizza. It was one of the best and simply delicious slice of cheese pizza I've ever had. It definitely hit the spot on that cold and rainy day in Berkeley.\n\nI definitely recommend it to anyone in the Berkeley area. The surrounding area of Fat Slice is also amazing with lots of eclectic shops & restaurants to choose from.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_m6fXQKd3e65pJW0nRCgGg", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RSbHXGV4P0iaNoehu7b2pQ", "text": "I guess I didn't get the experience everyone else talks about, since I went in after a tour of UC Berkeley in the middle of a Thursday afternoon. The place had an unidentifiable strange smell (strange enough to knock off two stars). Regardless, the pizza was by far the fattest I've ever had. It was pretty good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kFFYPeO87IGpYuSR4NKP5A", "date": "2011-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rwOquahUfDaDL1nBIcgIzw", "text": "I really love the sizes of these pizzas. Pizzas these days are getting smaller because of the hyper awareness towards carbs. I like my pizzas thick. The sauce is also great. It is very convenient to walk off telegraph and get a filling meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "b8O-4FrwTjWGhoNqfrAJUw", "date": "2011-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RXfIIBPhyeJ6p4h_2tyY8w", "text": "Thick, greasy layer of cheesiness with a sauce and a fatty underlayer of dough.  Quick, cheap and super hot.  Great way to keep your drinks down.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ShpJGiu6BuSwgy4D0Ci0NA", "date": "2008-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sh2aNxb6gLt6YHmBwY3_bQ", "text": "Second time back, and still as good as the first. My current pic shows my  first time experience. I got a slice + soda (Mtn Dew, since they're a Pepsi joint).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1TFraFC6i-tDhXQ3del0-g", "date": "2008-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SkLQ9wEJMTFi-EKVIMKpVw", "text": "my sister and i have been coming here for over a decade and it is definitely the best slice in berkeley.  the slices are huge, thick and delicious.  a popular spot for students, especially on game day.  do not look for a friendly smile and they only take cash, but that is part of the fun of fat slice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dB_qoPPYcSLRhrWkvmOh4w", "date": "2011-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sn9RsUFsS1S3Ngvsj9MS7A", "text": "Being a pescaterian, I always stuck with the cheese slices, but they are possibly the BEST cheese slices I have ever had.  I always expected Fat Slice to let me down at some point, but it never did.  Consistently good with a nice crew working behind the counter, fast service, and an interesting crowd.  \n\nNote: there are only limited places to sit and eat here.   If you're lucky you can get a stool and read the clippings on the wall, but if not, don't worry too much.  You have a plate and a dream of delicious pizza.  You're mobile and you can just wander around Telegraph taking in the madness around you while munching on your delicious slice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rI_ETKjRhH6yJtUTNHpJdQ", "date": "2010-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "soASg0rfBkjoWtJDHPYPeA", "text": "I've been coming here since I was a teen and I really like this place their slices are pretty fat and one slice feels me up! Its a lil dirty in their sitting area not the cleanest and the bathrooms are not that clean either. When ever I take my kids I make sure they wash their hands before and after we leave. We always get the Pepperoni slices and my daughter when she was younger use to get the Veggie slice. Their prices are very cheap I mean $ 2.90 for a fat slice of pizza and a soda now thats a deal to me! We would come here even though it was outta our way but this was the only place we knew of at that time that they had pizza by the slice. All in All this place is good and if I am in the area and want Pizza I rather come here than Blondies!\n\nBut if ya think those slices are hella big! Try Pizza House in Hayward those are way bigger and VERY yummier to me than Fat Slice! Check em out!\n\nStill like this place though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7f-3d0VxDh7_Z7sG-F5I0g", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "st978QlVnjk_v4sSttbhoA", "text": "Went here one day because I wanted pizza and I didn't like the daily special at Blondie's. For the same price as Blondie's, this place provides a subpar pizza with way too much grease and a bland crust. The slice of pepperoni I got was very limp and hard to handle with the sheet of parchment they give you to carry it with. Overall, Blondie's and other nearby establishments are better.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pps2iKOK7IEx56kD8cr37w", "date": "2012-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sTrLaLwT7e7wkgl1qZykKg", "text": "Pesto pizzzza!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CmAd1cga_XQKdn1onMHtmQ", "date": "2011-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "STt1nGUmc0QqPTtu5JiNBg", "text": "3.5 stars\n\nBetter than a lot of random slices places I've been to in the bay, and the best option in the Telegraph/South Side neighborhood. Otherwise, I'd opt for Arinel's on Shattuck.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kORGcgi0Iw2RG8gJl84MVA", "date": "2008-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SXTnuH8RrFyIl3z_QMAPwA", "text": "Seriously a FAT SLICE. Low quality ingredients but its cheap and one slice fills you up. Orange soda. Cool.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VmlTWbWhZDAyc9GXJ45xpw", "date": "2011-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t4zD5pqnzjN-zSh-2994_Q", "text": "The food is aaaaaamazing!!\nbut it's not the cleanest place ):\na lot of homeless come in to use the bathrooms and I've seen teenagers throwing food on the ground or other tables.\nfood is great but i suggest you eat it else where.  Best to go at late nights when its really empty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JCmNdJHtb1VrlRqg5NmXrw", "date": "2012-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T6pq6iuj3XV4yCF7fOdN7w", "text": "I randomly navigated my way here while staying at the nearby Claremont hotel.  I understand how they got the name. LOL.  I had one slice of the combo and could barely finish it.  It was really good.  The crust was not too thick and still had a crispy bottom.  The sauce was nice and light and the toppings were fresh.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GF-UBIwA0gEcUbAkve6s3A", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t6xsGYBEYh2cCp_ViogsKw", "text": "+ Cheesy-cheese. Soft pillowy slice of puffy cheese pizza. Not a drop of grease on the bottom. Huge and gooey. One of the best slices I've had in a long time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wVidvSXmD2bg1bdP6VTzeA", "date": "2008-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TEykwGymGbyDTesB77plTg", "text": "It's a FAT slice!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zTB0HibY3tnwltqB7v3c3g", "date": "2010-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TGW7IfXVAbYnQne2T-KldQ", "text": "There is a reason this place is called FAT SLICE. You get one FAT slice of FATTY pizza for very cheap. Perfect place if you're on a budget but want to develop FAT thunder thighs.\n\nMy hands were dripping with oil after eating FAT Slice. Eating a slice of cheese pizza here is equivalent, in terms of caloric intake and hunger satisfaction, to eating a slice of meat trio supreme pizza anywhere else. The pizza is very delicious and the crust is a thick perfect crunchy-but-chewy texture. I just wish there was a way to drain the oil before consumption.\nBEWARE: Pepperoni is extremely greasy\n\nService is okay, nothing to comment on. FAT Slice doesn't deliver and it's more of a place where you grab a slice and walk down Telegraph munching. The store is very old and needs to be renovated.\n\nWILL I come back: Yes, the pizza is very yummy\nWHEN will I come back: When winter is coming and I need to build up FAT reserves or go into hibernation mode\nWHAT will I do differently: Grab a stack of napkins", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w5fSUbTL5n8BBqPwCQA70g", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uFQL0c3qVqnMFfcrqna05g", "text": "This place is my first destination whenever I head to that part of town. Their pesto pizza is outta site! Personally, I always preferred it to Blondies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CCYrdiB-zSt265-pBnAIKA", "date": "2011-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UI4IOTEPe4lfdx4JUSu9AA", "text": "Woahhh greasy, cheesy garlicky pizza! how can u go wrong! I was never a fan of pesto, and couldnt even imagine what it would be like on a pizza but for some reason i decided to give it a shot and LOVEDDDD it. $3 and change for a BIGGG ass slice that will fill u up, great for the broke college student on a budget.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xJEFGdsrLT5EVIA1ndKanQ", "date": "2011-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ukY6lGuwuQSgiQjemhYD2Q", "text": "Yummy.  Their veggie is a little better than Blondie's but otherwise Blondie's is the same or better,\n\nlove it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Nvvqnb60aFlZutylZd-Aw", "date": "2007-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uWeBqqIXcDYlNKyTn8YcIg", "text": "One of the better pizza.  It was as good as I remember it  20 something years ago.  Slices are no longer $1.25.  LOL", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Wj4U52P2omE1BCa2lrzCw", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uXUAePF2AJbG8NdNYWnGUg", "text": "pretty gross. not gunna lie. I leave kips drunk and its the only place open so i grab a piece of pizza and eat it and then after im like that was f*cking disgusting. not good quality. at 2 am, youre better off going to bed starving than eating this pizza that tastes like cardboard.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cfW40KL9B6NxKa50CcZFWA", "date": "2010-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v253uf714QIwyceF7gXPdg", "text": "Famous pizza place in Berkeley.  Great veggie and cheese slices for cheap.  Open late.  A few seating inside on the side and in the back part of the place.  Sometimes has some crazy characters inside due to it being late night and in Berkeley!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hQ0aQ-EdeshMwkhXKPlK5w", "date": "2010-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V64lMMakluxY_8u8SM6Qdw", "text": "I recently went back to Fat Slice after a buncha years. It was really good. I had my traditional slice of veggie and my sister had Pesto. I tried both and both were VERY good. The Pesto was suprisingly greasy for having no meat. But still very good. I'm goin back ASAP.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_VjAjQZDlWum7lo2iTWvOQ", "date": "2009-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v6z42xKFHaW8LhXtEOKd9w", "text": "Ohhh, Fat Slice. I suppose since your pizza is crazy cheap and huge I shouldn't be all butt hurt when the dough isn't cooked all the way when I bite into my slice. Alas, that is why I am still giving you 4 stars. If you charged anymore for your heart attack on a plate I might have to second guess my choice. Thankfully, the majority of the times I've been in here it's been clean. I do wish they would invest in paper plates. Maybe they could charge me a little bit more if they did that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FOhjx_jUb48JKEMNsrydSw", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vXUhbuRxzWXanMlJcANNgg", "text": "If you're looking for gourmet Emilia's or Cheeseboard-grade pizza, you will be sorely disappointed at Fat Slice.\n\nThat being said, Fat Slice is worth visiting because its name captures exactly what you pay for: a slice of fat. The combination of greasy cheese and oil-saturated pepperoni are the perfect compliment to the chewy, thick dough. Definitely not the meal for vegans or the carb/calorie-conscious. The other selection of pizzas are pretty good, with the daily special always an unusual combination of meats and vegetables.\n\nAlthough my arteries probably can't handle consecutive meals at Fat Slice, I frequent this place whenever I'm in the mood for pizza (but am too lazy to get out of South Berkeley.)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WeWJTA59Mk8_A3t25mVI1g", "date": "2011-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VYNH7sisFGFL_JwQ0aE1Ig", "text": "Oh my gosh!  Some yummy pizza.  It's not a fancy place but the pizza is my new fav pizza.  I had a slice of the veggie. Along with the typical veggies, it also came with corn...who heard of corn on a pizza.  But I like trying new things and so I ate the  corn on the pizza and it actually worked.\n\nI got a huge veggie slice for about $ 4 and change.  I bought a box for $0.25 because I didn't want to walk around with my heavy slice on a thin piece of wax paper.  \n\nDefinitely would go there again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twTCaCliNN0cmJEkGzi61w", "date": "2010-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w0gwwZfsVuONsLDu6PcVMA", "text": "If I ever go to Berkeley and I want to get a big slice of pepperoni or cheese pizza,  I go to Fat Slice.\n\nLocated right next to Blake's on Telegraph, this place has a great location being next to the many Telegraph bars, cafe's, music spots in Berkeley.\n\nHave Blondie's slices gotten smaller over time or is it just me?  While I enjoy the flavor of both Blondie's and Fat Slice, I prefer Blondie's more.  Fat Slice though is solid, thick pizza.  If you are ever starving and have six bucks, head over to Fat Slice and get two slices.  You should be solid after that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JhvV9ihmpOFar9yHx5YEZA", "date": "2008-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w4rdkmFsoO9VcU1REYrFEA", "text": "Quick, cheap and decent flavor. What more do you need in a slice of pizza, right? Right! It does the trick, tides one over till a good balanced meal can come along and it has enough of the staple varieties to choose from to be satisfying on variable moods and palettes. A good place for a quick bite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eWV_zVbcwlhJbsn3DubQtw", "date": "2008-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w8kEBHjvmbvBxXg1bPlNEw", "text": "the name of this place is quite fitting, I must say.  The slices are indeed FAT!  \n-1 star for the dirty bathroom.  However, the pizza made up for that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jt3GylPuH64uA3zTdbMdCg", "date": "2009-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W9kTLP0OQ5GCG9GbHM_p1A", "text": "For pizza, this place was a disappointment. The crust was too thick which was the most glaring characteristic in an ensemble of bad ingredients. I don't mind grease, but it didn't even taste that good. I ordered one XL pizza with my friends so maybe I had an irregular experience. Still, I can't believe people come back here multiple times.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mlK7yUB_yhqliz4hD17dDA", "date": "2008-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wco6PQ9Askk9mRg8gfxwWA", "text": "i wanted pizza at 11 pm and it was fat slice or blondie's. I like blondies but was pretty hungry and fat slice does fill you up. They have good specials of the day and the veggie pizza has lots and lots of toppings. I was completely satisfied!! four stars because they need to clean up the place and if its true that there are mice, EWW!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o9zhrbHlaMhW9-dxxfOy5w", "date": "2008-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WKXITDZx14JPBBVlCguPeQ", "text": "I liken this place to a pizza vending machine. This isn't the cheeseboard. This isn't even pizzahut... well, maybe its a little better... but thats not saying much. However, you can't go wrong with a pizza vending machine. You just have to take it for what it is, I guess.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wmZtY-v7jMYg4oW6JqTeSA", "text": "Always come here after our digging excursions with some leftover money for a slice of pizza. Definitely enough pizza to get full, but get full of what??? I didn't know fat slice served dipping sauce aka the grease that settles at the end of that pizza paper.\n\nEnjoying eating a slice with some cracked out homeless hippie and his dog, or eat it with some hyphy fools on a budget! \n\nStick to whatever comes out of the oven at that moment. Otherwise, if you order something special, you'll get a slice of pizza sitting there long enough to be re-warmed with the topping of your choice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZKupEjeUTNxSMaf6ex-Tog", "date": "2008-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wn2EjWiCZcJFHgtKdT4USA", "text": "I used to think that this place was great. That was, until, i had Cheeseboard, Arenell and Pie in the Sky. Berkeley has AMAZING pizza. There's no reason to settle for Fat Slice if you're not a tourist who knows nothing other than Telegraph and the campus.  It's convienient, but it's a compromise. Never really liked the cheese there. Kinda flavorless. The veggie slice is their best. Daily specials can be just plain strange.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Dpy-yG9jTAqAf5DYkNConQ", "date": "2008-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wX7tD2bvHIdq-2WG6iDPzQ", "text": "I'd say, this place is more about quantity than quality. Had a try of the pepperoni and a couple bites of the pesto. For some reason I was reminded of Costco pizza and how much better that pizza was. But, there was a lot of pizza, toppings a-plenty, and fluffy crust if that's how you like your pizza. Not for me though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qaQa-bWXG5xAl6Kl8eXr_w", "date": "2010-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wy1cAOYt35u389bQ6MFcTw", "text": "cool place, nice enviroment but the pizza could've definitely been better! pizza by the slice is my thing and they didn't satisfy my craving for pizza!  i dont recommend this place for the pizza, just for the experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "d7qz9bQeSDYjz3dUxZOjCg", "date": "2008-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XCiXVUpvac3FSInKr_ZCFg", "text": "The slices are very big and almost deep-dish like.  A plain slice is about $2.75 which seems about right for how big the slices are.  I've tried both the plain and the pepperoni slices and they are average, nothing special.  It's a good place if you are very hungry late night and need average pizza for an average price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fPDYSoy3jUpH2FU4e9YKWg", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xKYqXFy2hvO1RV72cqtHWA", "text": "I've been here a couple of times, but I generally prefer Blondies over them.  The place inside is kind of dark and juts way back into the building.  I prefer Blondie's open seating area.  I've tried two pizzas here.  One was just a regular pepperoni and once I tried their surpreme or special or whatever they call it.  It was basically a slice of vegetarian pizza LOADED with meat and I mean loaded.  That thing was stacked high.  Generally I love things with lots of meat on it but this one had so much that when they heated it up it didn't heat all the way through and I think it was a little too much for me.  I would stick to Blondies, but maybe you'd like this one.  I say at least give it a try.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tYOUMqP7dsMNYbZ9GGZEBQ", "date": "2008-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xo240YbqVHW4RU7XPCrMlw", "text": "In Berkeley for the UCLA game, we needed options for a bunch of kids.  What better than Fat Slice Pizza.  No frills and no thrills-fat doughy slices with generous toppings and cheese plus buy a six pack and get a free slice is a great incentive for a bunch of middle aged men to pound a few and remind themselves they're not in college anymore.  Note to management-your beers need to be colder.  Not a bad choice and a popular place on the cheap.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gReqm4q-A-vfsAgicBsbtA", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XQFNOsAn8ifOkdX9oEH9FQ", "text": "Divine eats! Way better than Blondies. Love the late hours. The slices are \"ample\" and quite tasty. The back room dining area is a bit under-cleaned, but the pizza is so good, that you won't care. Yum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dmLzVIyziksI7b-o_IZuPg", "date": "2011-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xTtOR0FxgxcyfVlD-i9Cqw", "text": "Small little joint and good luck finding parking :p\n\nHad their sausage w/black olives and boy was it yummy!! Better than one of my all-time favorite \"Blondie's\" pizza in SF.  It was chewy, juicy & soft all the way to the crust and you're looking close to $6 for this slice!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ts23q7bP84qKUZNj8156pQ", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X_vjtJ2kK_A4SsUxlGbNrA", "text": "Ok ok ok, I'll confess, I only go here when the line for Top Dog is insanely long.  Mind you, I only go to Fat Slice if I'm super drunk and I can't get a hot dog within 20 minutes at Top Dog.  Therefore, I guess you can say that Fat Slice is normally my last option.  Why did I give Fat Slice three stars?  The pizza is alright and super greasy.  The service is normally fast and they have been the \"cherry-on-top\" on many of my drunken nights.  I normally get the cheese pizza or pep and I load on the herbs from the shaker.  I think sometimes some hippies throw some real \"herb\" in there, if you know what I mean!  ;)  Maybe it's just wishful thinking on my part.  Fat Slice, you have won me over . . . only if the line at Top Dog is too long.  =)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vg64AHoj5SIIdVdtDY_-Fw", "date": "2008-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xY0TkFQkKkSGLzHV04qz9g", "text": "The pizza is alright, but yeah, the crust is pretty bland. I guess it's affordable, considering the options around here, but I still don't think a slice of pizza should cost $3-4. They need to do a better job in terms of take out options. If you want to just get a slice to go, you have to buy a huge friggin box for it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ce1pzEZtUKA_ug_NoMv51Q", "date": "2010-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XZ5lZM78X2Pki3G9mrhK9Q", "text": "I am a fan of this because hey, I like my pizza cheesy, big and oily. That combination alone makes it more than ok. It's not NY style, but if you're looking to get a bang for your buck and love to use 10 napkins in one sitting, go grab a fat slice.  I had two, in one sitting and I gotta say, the basic pepperoni is a definite winner. Not a clean place, but i'm not picky like that. The food's good, I don't care.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I2htluZX8zFT28zyZxUBcw", "date": "2010-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yfPScQe8yffMC8ckF3J1vQ", "text": "Can I get an order of lard soaked in grease? Well, that is what Fat Slice is. The name sticks to the pizza size you will be getting, but there is nothing special about it. I have never experienced a more greasy slice of pizza-hell a greasy meal like that ever! It is convenient for college students, but I was disgusted by the portion and how greasy it was. However, it was a pretty decent slice of pizza.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JgPUVaNG4vArVLVO7uR9nw", "date": "2010-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yl1YqXTkLg9UwM4CxDVycg", "text": "Just another pizza place. Good, but nothing that stands out to me. It's average pizza. Seating is an area that looks historically sketchy - lots of graffiti and the feeling of non-cleanliness, but not necessarily in a bad way. Just feels like I'm back in the 70s or something.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yl3lVqXyCaNsokt423Ct7Q", "text": "good and cheap but nothing special and I feel really guilty eating it", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yn5wBoS50hWN5kACKRxWsg", "text": "Defintely, not your average pizza slice joint. Whenever I'm in Berkeley, I always gotta pick up a slice of the FAT COMBO. How can all those toppings lay comfortably on top of the crispy crust without breaking it. The FAT COMBO Slice is literally almost a pound. Super cheesy and hits the spot everytime. \n\nHappy Grubbing!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xk-Q_MlM4C_XU80MmYFtqg", "date": "2009-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yPHzuJZpnp1XM26k-ATyBg", "text": "They weren't kidding when they said FAT slice!  A slice is enough to hold you over until dinner!  If you're close to campus, this is a great place to grab a bite when you're pressed for time.  I feel like their dough is a bit better than blondies.  It's alot softer and not as dense.  It feels alot like your traditional thick crust made right.  That being said, prices are a tad steep by the slice, and their service is pretty lackluster.\n\nPROTIP:  They are open late.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yTotW0sAAhzRHDYPzpiveA", "text": "I prefer Fat Slice over Blondie's any day. I usually get the Vegetarian or Cheese and the texture of the crust is crunchy rather than oily and flimsy. The slices are huge, but sometimes they tend to go crazy w/ the cheese and add a little bit too much.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JPybqU5dEvD8MQiStJwVeg", "date": "2009-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yWMFT9ScYyy9DtAOmC4O9A", "text": "I love fat slice. Any time when I can go in and grab a FAT slice and drink for a few bucks, I'm simply sound. \n\nI have never had a bad experience here. The guys at the register and cooking are always super nice, and quick to get your order up. \n\nAny pizza you get here is great, especially the pepperoni and the vegetarian.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yxV5F4Pvoag3p51VO6Gyow", "text": "I got ripped off by the cashier who took my $20, but claimed it was $10. Since I came straight over from the ATM, it wasn't my imagination. While I was figuring out who to talk to, he walks out to the sidewalk presumably to slip the $10 to an accomplice. The guy couldn't look me in the eye as I was complaining to the manager. You listening Stan Kahan?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zAZlsaSAza8hT9aXd-A-vg", "date": "2010-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z5MZ0dEH42cWWYe5ee7r8w", "text": "I love Fat Slice, i actually prefer it over Blondie's. Fat Slice is literally a fat slice of pizza. It's huge, its like an equivalent to 2 hefty slice of pizza. I can never finish a whole slice. With that said, the only thing that i have to complain about Fat Slice is that they don't always oven/heat the slice of pizza when you order it. \n\nWhat makes a delicious pizza is right when its out of the oven, hot and cheesy all over. Yum. Also, it's super convenient and you can head over there at midnight or walk over for lunch. \n\nOrder the pepperoni,  it's classic and probably their best slice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aVIp7GqkB-xE2oByrsev7Q", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z6zZ0egckfpWckPcWer97Q", "text": "Ehhhh. I guess my expectations were too high for this place. Two slices and a soda was $10. Nothing special... mehhhh", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zNBNmXZIM_U_R9icAg8i1w", "date": "2012-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zo3ADUlrOrEBARfWwaXiAw", "text": "I used to go to Fat Slice every week when I went to Cal. It's the perfect place for those 30 minute gaps in between class or on the way to an afternoon class. The pizza tastes pretty good, it's cheap, it's fast and the slices are large.\n\nI always get the Veggie Slice. The pepperoni is too greasy, and the cheese to too plain because the sauce doesn't stand out. The veggie slice is loaded with lots of tasty toppings. Obviously it's best to get a freshly made slice, so try to ask when the next pizza is coming out so you can get a hot slice. Or you can ask them to zap your slice for a few minutes in the oven. If you don't, then your old slice ends up being pretty meh.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5EQnJI0p5Jnu0Bjhj4aaQw", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zq3xdSVrOlFEBwS_BUc1pA", "text": "The forgotten brother to more popular Blondies, Fat Slice is almost as good, if not better in some cases. Fat slices as the name describes, with lots of cheese and toppings. Definitely satisfies the craving for cheesey goodness!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wcwH3HDVkIi9J90XzCZJkQ", "date": "2008-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zsij6dpLiT6xJDnRyejmjA", "text": "Its cool and open late! After the club pit stop", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Hsy1bJID-GsGKcCx4_eYGQ", "date": "2011-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1F1uW-3b3-BBmhWLWCQQvw", "text": "Nothing could have satiated a Unit 3-residing drunk and hungry college freshman better than Fat Slice.  I owed my Freshman 15 (or 20 :X) almost entirely to this fine restaurant, and I don't regret it one bite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9SUE4_5i0gOAqU7ChwO2JQ", "date": "2007-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1ouYpBw3aKEr7JYjOa5lwg", "text": "Fat Slice, you are a starving student's savior. Without you, I would not have a Berkeley degree hanging on my wall. I would be lying lifeless in the gutter on Telegraph, with scents of body odor, patchouli and marijuana clinging to my emaciated corpse. Every calorie absorbed into my pores as grease dripped down my acned face was one more calorie between me and death. I love you. I forgive you for being suspect of jerking off into the sauce. Maybe you did, maybe you didn't, but that's not for me to judge. I don't mind overlooking the filthy coke nail on the hand that gave me back my change; in fact, I came to admire it. I might not remember my Political Economy of Industrial Societies lectures, but I'll never forget your taste in my mouth.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JN8wWaY13_g6YHWHGpaSQA", "date": "2010-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3B3IPdc0ft_ZeYjaMNFwbg", "text": "Me, being a teacup, can eat this huge slice of pizza, and it's not that damn bad! I understand what everyone else is saying that Blondies and all tastes better, but I still enjoy it. I usually grab the pepperoni (can't go wrong) and have myself some private time with this gooey pizza slice!\n\nHOWEVER! Do not use the bathroom, it will make you regurgitate what you just ate. No joke.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ll_WlGqXcyfJM6j-5p2Z_g", "date": "2009-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "99bWpGfIUp81sldvtV2leQ", "text": "Listen, most pizzas you're going to have in a college town are going to be disgusting. Might as well drink yourself into oblivion and get the largest slice possible.\n\nFat Slice knows its place in the universe. I respect that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "59QzQ3-dmOD1USV2hQpwkw", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AGHSH-cp-rWnHfM7cY8rjQ", "text": "I got the vegetarian special one night on my way to a late night work shift. I got it to-go. The vegetarian slice has a lot of various toppings, a plus that I love on my pizzas. It had a good variety, but didn't have the best, which is fresh juicy broccoli and thick diced tomatoes. The best slice of pizza I ever got was the pesto vegetarian from Blondies, which makes Fat Slice's pale in comparison. The only better thing about Fat Slice is its size. Bigger than even a Costco slice. \n\nGood:\n+They have oregano/basil, cheese, and pepper flakes that you can shake on the pizza on the side, which is a plus.\n+Cheap and huge slices\n+$1 off any purchase coupon on GoodLife.com or something like that\n\nBad:\n-Not restaurant atmosphere. Totally late night, college on a budget, boozey fatty feel. \n-Worst pizza crust in the world. Tastes like pure all purpose flour and water and salt thrown into an oven with toppings. Doesn't even have that dust of cornmeal that other pizza places have that gives a nice mini-crunch to your bite.\n-Huge pizza to-go boxes (50 cents extra) that are a waste of space and cardboard. \n\nDecent pizza if you're hungry. Maybe the fatty cheesy and pepperoni ones are better, but that crust really isn't that appetizing.\n\nAlso heard from a friend that she saw a rat scurrying round the place a couple years back...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JXnW7mGyMfojNsrG7nx_ug", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ap30Ih8Kn-KAO30K_0Y7cA", "text": "No pizza is bad pizza.  So just to give you an idea, pizza has to be Red Baron frozen bad for me not to be happy about eating it.\n\nFat Slice was pretty decent, and what every girl can appreciate, huge!  I thought I could handle two by eyeing it and when the counter girl plated it for me, reality sunk in.  It was tasty eats though for next night on my couch in Idaho.  We drove.\n\nAnyways, cheap, fast, decent, and a big fat chewy crust that any carb connesuir can appreciate.  They could put a rag to the tables a little more often.  It was empty except for a couple of girls at one table, and the table we settled for was the least dirty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jPKU5wuD_KDDmSvmButUiw", "date": "2009-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HWqhfrfQK-Nc-qTLj5M1EQ", "text": "While walking towards this place, you might have to hold your change so it doesn't make noise.  Otherwise, your karma will kick-in and you'll end up giving it to all those who ask for spare change.   The homeless really get creative around this block.  There's a guy with a sign that says \"need money for beer.\"  Another guy usually tells jokes in return for some change.  It's just the part of the Fat Slice experience.  Expect a college crowd atmosphere since it's so close to U.C. Berkley. \n\nYou can order pizza by the slice with an automatic student discount.  The pizza slices are large with a thick crust an lot's of cheese.  They usually have hot n' ready-to-go slices of meat, veggie, or pesto.  If it's packed, you might have to stand and eat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dvn9Gzit2jez4DkVIz2Abw", "date": "2008-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jVxfUIPA3x8qP3wVupK9jg", "text": "i haven't had it in a while but i loved fat slice when i was at cal.  i almost never made it there though.  i lived in unit 1 for half of first year and almost any night when sustenance was a compulsion, my friends and i would venture out of my room to make the trek to fat slice. \n\nit was only 3 blocks away but it always felt really far and usually, we ended up at la burrito since that was the first food establishment we hit (less than a block away).  so we would end up with unsatisfying and mediocre burritos.  \n\nbut, when we actually made it to fat slice, after taking a bite,  i would swear that i would never be lazy about getting there again.\n\nnowadays, i'm not really into thick crusts but i give it 3 stars for taste and 4 stars for the memories.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XkLK2iBsgqF6mWwDfRgqqQ", "date": "2006-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "M4uvXBtbYleT4XL7jY_vtg", "text": "For some reason most people are either Fat Slice or Blondie's people. So you will either love or hate the place. Gray is not an option.  I personally love Fat Slice way better then Blondies. \n\nReasons why Fat Slice Rocks:\n \n-They offer better coupon deals making a slice and soda under $3. \n-More seating area\n-Restroom Graffiti \n-Jokeman panhandler is way better then the gothic/punk runaway kids trickling out of Hot Topic and asking for weed.\n-Bigger slices\n-Closer to alcohol (Blakes)\n-Opened later catering to those Blakes patrons\n-It's actually good. \n\nI mean it's cheap pizza, you can't exactly expect gourmet here... trust me, it's good enough.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8KwhxPrGBWH1cUaEEVDXug", "date": "2007-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O5ayI9VZey6maha42mBBQA", "text": "If nostalgia could be a slice of pizza, Fat Slice would be it.\n\nThis was a staple of my college life.  Ed M.'s got his shit straight about the Blondie's v. Fat Slice thing, but the way I see it is this:\n\nYou are either FOR Fat Slice, or you are AGAINST us.  I'll have none of this Blondie's crap.  You're either with us or you're not.\n\nMinus one star for its probable unhealthiness but you just have to expect that of all eateries near college campuses.  You just learn to ignore the grease when you're counting the change in your pocket.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H_1yBqXDoVi9ZNbrqlob5Q", "date": "2007-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "p8Bv6QJRAgrCt67SaM3viA", "text": "Having lived in Berkeley for 4 years, and lived right by Telegraph, I would have to choose Fat Slice over Blondie's.  One slice is enough to fill me up, and, man, it's so cheesy and greasy - just the way I like it! haha.  Fat Slice now accepts credit/ATM, so no more running to the ATM late at night.  I miss the college days when food was within walking distance and food was cheap!  If you don't care about the ambiance, but just want to eat a FAT slice or two of pizza, then this is the spot!  Say hello to the homeless guys out in the front too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MJx4laCbLVgZuYRjmEW6QA", "date": "2009-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "q_mg3ROxbVfr6gkrKhZGSA", "text": "This pizza is pretty good if you're drunk and deciding between Blondie's and fat slice. I find it very doughy and greasy if we were to compare to the full set of choices.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VgHBN5w90JDLdvo4_Jyb3g", "text": "not good. be like me, only eat this if you are in some type of low blood sugar attack and the box is not avalible.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KgGNUaAq8ZfD1PVuRxEwOw", "date": "2008-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "9gpEFta5bEmozizem1e9Cg", "text": "A Fat Slice does have lots of mass, but it tastes like frozen pizza-- cheap frozen pizza that was defrosted alongside Encino Man. Here's my advice about its curative properties-- after taking 21 shots when you come of age, come here to induce vomiting and prevent alcohol poisoning.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7dbJBv29cVevdHPFomJcfA", "date": "2008-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "HXRpxyPPsL9Pq4Uz_pmEpA", "text": "The Hierarchy of Berkeley Pizza proceeds as follows:\nZachary's\n\n(emphasis for wide gap in quality)\nFat Slice\nBlondies\nKips.\n\nOfficial and Confirmed", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IEf-45Hj56fWd3slUc3tGQ", "date": "2007-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "l7AAPlVNIjK8yWjkEKXlww", "text": "After breakdancing for spare change on the corners of telegraph.\nI mustered enough to chum(p) change to make Eddy murphy proud enough for me to be his stunt double, as if he was in his glory days of the movie \"Trading Places\".\n\nNow, not to knock blondies which I sincerely believe is the bastard g.f. to rasputin records. I strongly feel you have better quality Pizza for the dollar.\n\nI use to visit here back in my college days, and when. I was homeless, I would literally wait till after they close and recieve a the left over pizza and get down\nlike the long lost Ninja turtle I am!\n\nFor about $3 something dollars you can get a slice of pizza so fat and so greasy\nyou would reenter puberty. I love this place, and yeah, when I go here I visit C.R.E.A.M. why, because I love junk food.\n\nMy only tip is Never, what so ever...EVER USE THIER RESTROOM! YUCK!\nIt's so nasty what I do in there. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xObzTAC6gsFH6XKhc9yRYQ", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "11vMPHjCuKuaQC6pafFSxA", "text": "Decent pizza at a decent price. All the slices of pizza are indeed \"fat\". Pizza slices are about $3.50 a piece.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "atzoegnMjNiJuqQWNOJeEg", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6gmn3PMS48EuGy5oUq1fKg", "text": "Usually I only like to be positive and rate the ones I really recommend, but I think this merits saying.  Hopefully Fat Slice Mgt can hear.\n\nThe pizza--delicious.  Probably my favorite after Manor Room Pizza in Pacifica.\n\nThe service--HORRIBLE.  For this reason alone I docked all the stars.  Been there multiple times hoping to give 2nd, 3rd whatever chances.  Every time has been met with counter help that is rude to the point of being antagonistic.  \n\nHave not returned.  Maybe the other locations have better training and management, but I can get pizza elsewhere.  Hold the attitude.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-e1HsHZeeAgGAfTm1yQtuA", "date": "2009-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CkQ3RBTfAIxL3UkAl4g2tw", "text": "I used to think there was no such thing as bad pizza. You know, even bad pizza is good pizza. And then I had the pleasure of dining at Fat Slice.\nIt should be called Fat Stomachache.\n\nThe place was dirty and dingy---which would have been OK if the pizza was good. I have nothing against holes-in-the-wall. But the pizza was mushy, greasy, and goopy---also really bland. \n\nYes, it was cheap, but I'd gladly pay more for something that didn't give me the sensation of having just drunk a quart of motor oil.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "t3fBkfs_19ivCsHYynADrQ", "date": "2009-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cQOVKihBJCe-Vo_0LgyWPQ", "text": "Fat Slice is traditional pizza served hot/fresh by the slice or as whole pies if you're partying or working around campus.\n\nFor my money, Fat Slice is the best pizza near campus.  Simple slices like pepperoni are always great, they never fail to be tasty and as cheap campus food goes it's right there with the best that Berkeley has to offer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1mdwR2US8Z_CBWYuFMWWNg", "date": "2007-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F_pZYX0_iBi9vDG9F7ApuQ", "text": "Not the best pizza available but it's nostalgia on a greasy slice. However, I've always considered this a notch above Blondies. \nI remember I would make it a point to visit Fat Slice Pizza for lunch when I made my trips to Telegraph Ave. I've been coming to this joint since HS and I remember stopping by before going to the used music store a few doors down. They had a great lunch special that included a soda. The veggie pizza was always satisfying and the size of the slice was perfect. I only wish I lived close to Berkeley again to make it out there whenever the heck I want.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Z9ugoA4MGwiJVh-CB8bhQ", "date": "2006-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fRYdVSNkVayB6vq1bJd_QA", "text": "one of the place i always have to stop when i'm in town.  great big slices of pizza.\n\nits simple, but good, and filling.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QgPGXQqSwxhEAY5zUq3aCg", "date": "2005-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-h0M9y_ZwoYubLPbQcOt5Q", "text": "Disgusting and deadly. I wish Fat Slice could be the pizza equivalent of Fat Burger, but no. Nope. Not at all. The pizzas are thick (why?!), greasy (all pizza is greasy, but this was outrageous), and just plain old bad. They also keep their pizzas there for hours because of the lack of customers- after a few hours out of the oven and under the light- that piece of pie looks like a piece of %^#$.  I also suspect its a junk spot. Not kidding... Shady transient types always do a quick roll in roll out all day long.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CP_9RYVP4th-DuL7LCaKtA", "date": "2008-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K7mixItc1bLzR5AF--iURg", "text": "Nice pizza joint on Telegraph, in Berkeley.  You can choose from Peperoni, cheese, and Vegetarian as well as Daily Specials which vary.  \n\nPizza is served hot with thick crust/bread that is fresh. I had one of these and it was mouthwatering. Sure it's a little greasy, but hey, it's pizza.  \n\nThe eating area in the back isn't fully maintained (table, walls, bathroom). If you decide to eat in, do so in front-usually eat while standing. \n\nThis place is a great late-night after party destination as they are open late, especially when you have partied hard earlier, a fat slice will relieve your stomach and appetite for about $5.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QbNsDgq4vNBTbAUpJj7-Tw", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ktbMbqdes8EYDRoISEZe5w", "text": "A Telegraph gem, Fat Slice is perfect. The restaurant fits with the overall Berkeley aesthetic--nothing is very clean, nobody will stand on their head to deliver '5-star customer service,' and the walls are adorned with classic and contemporary posters and fliers from great shows and outrageous acts. The staff is pretty apathetic but gets your order done in what feels like half a minute. The pizza is fantastic. A mammoth slice won't cost you all that much, and makes for a great lunch. As a native Southern California, pizza is not very much apart of our culture--we've got everything from Mexican to Thai, but sadly we don't have a proud regional pizza. Going up to Northern California and having a thick cheesy slice made me feel even worse for thinking good pizza is Pizza Hut. If you're in Berkeley and want to try something, I highly recommend Fat Slice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZyVkc5vQ8d5HwCtMgDWEGw", "date": "2009-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l3t2V-av4rCqq_63aF3S-Q", "text": "I went here before I became vegan. The name says it all. These are FAT slices of pizza of all sorts to crave your pizza, fatty, cheesy, pepperoni desires and cravings for a few measly bucks.\nLocated on telegraph a short walk away from campus and other shopping areas, this place is perfect for grabbing a filling slice to blow your money on everything else on the block.\nNothing fancy, no frills or lace. Just fat slices of pizza. They sell what they advertise. Honest business.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x9DRvDktxccwvZemaOMgZA", "date": "2011-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lFKHlFlqG739ni0XlCGYRw", "text": "dirty cheap food", "stars": 1, "user_id": "W882OBiCsDCfbNGoXwq_1g", "date": "2008-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nsbwBejXvhUc1PRD1EoQ0g", "text": "this is a huge slice of pizza, esp when you get one that is custom ordered. the pepperoni or veggie are ready to go and delicious, sometimes warm and could use a re-heating. try ordering a tomato-olive, though. they pile on the toppings. sooo good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P6JIDFekDibKhJEnPB7sDA", "text": "I can honestly say Fat Slice got me through my first semester at Berkeley...\n\neating there..one slice is enough...its pretty fat...enough cheese but not too cheesy...pour some oregano over it and drink it down with a dr.pepper..errr..i mean a Mr. Pibb...all for around $3...\n\neven better...get a couple of your homies and have it delivered to your dorm...costco sized and costco prized, with bigger slices and great tasting...\n\nyou cannot pass..big 18 inch 1 topping pizza for $10-$11...2 slices will fill you up\n\ndefinite must try!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3RLTS5xpVedGox6lQOdVhQ", "date": "2009-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q0VYENJp-ZBZVFoqmb4zVQ", "text": "This is what I consider the La Burrita of pizza. Its great if you're drunk/stoned and you want pizza and all other options (Fat Slice) are closed. Workers are dirty. The place is dirty. Their pizza is shoddy at best. If you're not sober and can overlook all the contraindications, by all means eat here. Otherwise, walk down the street to Blondies.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "YxvKcSBI9GHZpDExPGfT3w", "date": "2008-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rw7Y9uUDvN4qMY72gfoArQ", "text": "Damn huge slice but really good!! Very affordable and self serve.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZKfw7Rnd34HWepqNjXsU-g", "date": "2011-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vkhkVu_PAbL4gAIQAvfkNw", "text": "The FATTEST slice of pizza I've ever seen in my life... hence it's name.\n\nPros: You'll probably get full before you even finish that one slice.\n\nCons: It's REALLY REALLY greasy. It took several wipes to get all that grease off the cheese. But hey, it's pizza. The greasier the better, right?\n\nOh, and eat it when it's hot!! It doesn't taste good the morning after....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uOnHG9WrL_S6YHsOw4VmHg", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3y0hV7Rfl_o--svcADvp7A", "text": "Veggie pizza is bomb. My carnivore boyfriend even likes it. Yay, for Fat Slice at 2 in the morning!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3AVp9ekBrEteeQSMG5c5NQ", "date": "2008-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hZOn34hZKhtjCHyPGrv49Q", "text": "In a fit of nostalgia after spending my afternoon watching Akira, I got a hankering for Fat Slice.  So off we go, my mouth getting set for a taste of my teenhood.\n\nWow, have things changed!  The pizza is what I remember... large gooey slices and a root beer.  But maybe I am too bourgeois now.  I remember the service being a lot better.  We were in line behind 3 guys, 2 more guys behind us and the cashier was on the phone... for days.  I thought people physically at the restaurant take precedence over phone orders?   Anyway,  we go ahead and finally order almost 10 minutes later.  I couldn't understand one word the cashier said and he almost shorted us one soda (which we pointed out).\n\nNow, I know Berkeley has its share of true homeless people.  However, there was this group of 5 pseudo homeless posers sitting out in the front, clearly unshowered but having accoutrements that didn't belong on truly homeless persons.  Well one of these cranked out idiots walks right in, starts rummaging through the trash and knocks over a bunch of trays onto the floor.   No response from the three men working there- maybe they are used to it. Well crackhead finds a half eaten slice, pulls it out, dumps of some of the free cheese on it and sits outside.  Now I am definitely not touching the parmesan after that.... Now this dope has emanated his wonderfully unwashed smell in the restaurant with no fans on.... great.  Just as I am waiting patiently for my order 2 more of these posers come in with their stanky butts and rummage some more in the two trash cans in the restaurant, making a mess.  They pull out like 5 crusts, dump some parmesan from the community cheese shaker and plant themselves right outside at the door.  All without one word from the workers.  Again, maybe they are used to this, but a few of the customers ended up picking up trays?  WTH!!!  Needless to say, I wasn't about to touch the community shaker....\n\nBy the time my food came, the smell from the open trash and the body odors destroyed my appetite completely.  I am sorry but the smell of a$$ does not make any pizza (no matter how good) palatable.  I ended up getting a box and taking mine to go, which I am eating as I write this.  In the comfort of my home, with no odious unwashed masses, the pizza is ok.\n\nCome on Fat Slice management.... I know we are all uber-liberal, but shouldn't you give a crap about us paying customers who have been coming here for more than 20 years?  Really?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ik2sQnxyqsUxCeozO4PYKw", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mzAWOE_GFyG0UOuJk3fEHg", "text": "The slices are big, the prices are cheap. What more can you ask for?\n\nAlso it's open late, so it's about the best place to be when you're half drunk and hungry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RX6ZYTNV7gvBKFF0DSw4nQ", "date": "2006-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "u8hNw8Cgl69KG5Pf3kMZGQ", "text": "Fat Slice is decent, fast, and adequately tasty pizza.  I like the cheap prices and the daily special idea, but the pizza is almost too fat for me.  I think that, for all my defending of California pizza while living east-side, I've actually grown to appreciate the thin crust (not on the edge but underneath) of a tasty two-am New York pizza.  And I don't mean that as in New York Pizza on Park St. in Alameda, I mean it as in New York Pizza from that place right off Union Square, or our favorite East Village pizzeria across from Tompkins Square Park.  I drool just remembering you, oh lovely taken for granted pizzas...but I digress.  Fat Slice is decent but nothing to write home about.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GDnuRcvlkMRHJW1jqYIqpA", "date": "2008-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xezdiq3exeYC6jUS4fA0Rg", "text": "Decided to go there after walking the slums of Berkeley, and I must say this place was a disspointment. I'm not a fan of the thick crust so I guess I shouldn't be going here, but Blondies which is a couple steps away was closed so I had no other choice. If blondies was open I would have gone there most definitely.  One positive note was that customer service was really friendly and that was a plus but other then that the slice was very mundane. You dissapoint me people who like fat slice. Considering the pizza guru I am I would have to say this place is only good if your drunk and its the only late night spot open.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fhiaVt1nSKzS3FFBeZMofQ", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Z17Dw_UuVONbgBEBDQBoMg", "text": "When I was a student at Berkeley, It took me a while to duke out Fat Slice and Blondie's against each other. This is probably of very practical reasons, such as the fact that I lived far into the South side of campus half the time and it was the first thing I hit on my way down the hill. Or for a while, I couldn't resist redeeming so many \"$3.00 for a slice and a soda\" coupons clipped out of useless phone books, orientation packets, and free local papers.\n\nAfter a while, Fat Slice lagged in the race, but I always came here if I wasn't going to get pepperoni, because the veggie slice was pretty legit, and had that dense, half-raw, doughy base that gave sligthly more for the buck. It felt good to come here when I was feeling down after class or exhausted after the RSF, plop down on the filmy seats in the back, lock eyes with a bum, and realize I should be more grateful in life.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PKaRDtzLIO7BznR4HmMGLw", "date": "2011-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "d1ENrU6ZkMzngvlhMHf3Nw", "text": "Thick, delicious pizza! $0.25 for a box unless you buy 3 or more boxes, the location is pretty old and they haven't updated it for years, it is pretty dirty inside and they don't clean up frequently.  The back room where the tables are for you to sit and eat stinks like the bathroom in the back.  \n\nIf you're stopping by just to pickup and take to eat, the food is amazing, but if you want to eat there it's kind of gross and you may even lose your appetite.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-j8dJ540r1HYgN0dkTKurQ", "date": "2011-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "dGqqqnMYmdL4G4b1PtDxRQ", "text": "It is an epic question that many Berkeley students debate. But in my mind, there is NO doubt about whether Fat Slice or Blondies is better.\n\nPut simply, Fat Slice has some of the worst pizza I ate ever, second only to a time when Dominoes delivered me burnt pizza a few years ago . Crust was a soggy mess, cheese was like the plastic stuff you get in an elementary school cafeteria (I thought I had escaped from that nightmare), and WTF is with the heart attack grease? I LIKE grease in my pizzas and burgers (PLEASE, patting it down with a napkin is for \"GIRLIE MEN\") but this is entering ridiculous territory. A wretched, pooling, glistening, cardiac arrest-ing BEAST that stares straight into your soul and drowns it.\n\nAside from channeling of AH-NOLD SCHWAR-ZE-NEHGAH and the overdramatization, save your money and head to Blondies down the street. They don't have the BEST pizza but they definitely have the BETTER pizza. You might spend a little more, but at least you will be getting a (+) with your food instead of a (-).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "uTsLfHr_g3Ks85iSjHTzTQ", "text": "I am not going to front, this place isn't like gourmet ass pizza or even the quality of round table for that matter.  However, this will get the job done when you are short on cash, if you are as drunk as an Irishmen or high as G5.\n\nThe slices are, well, FAT (pun intended).  They really only have 3 choices, pepperoni, cheese, and vegetarian for you douchebags who don't support cows/pigs/chickens.  It is smothered with grease, and the slices are as thick as kim kardashian's ass (pretty thick slices).  It isn't as good tasting as say Blondies but you definitely get more bang for your buck.\n\nHeres my story.   Basically, I was high, I had blondies for 3.90. I believe it was like 4.65 or some shit with a drink, decided to not go with the combo.  After my meal, and still high, I went to fat slice and saw a pepperoni+ drink combo for 3.75 and i was like fuck yeah! Great deal, devoured it and scooted out with satisfaction.\n\nA little bit more about the place, it has a good amount of seating, lots of napkins, a bathroom, spices and shit for your pizza, lids for you sodas, starws and etc.\n\nThree stars because of the quality but I truly do like this place.  OH and they have 2 dollar Coronas..holla!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YQToebY384Djh6vvc1wVpA", "date": "2008-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "VuVvk054l21d1bLmKoWcBA", "text": "Different strokes for different folks. I get it. Some people like their pizza NY style. Others like theirs loaded with goodies. Personally, I like mine fatty and filling (my food mantra, really).. but I truly dislike Fat Slice's brand of fatty and filling. My pepperoni slice was all tasteless bread, cheap cheese, grease and no sauce or flavor to speak of. And let's not even discuss the disruptive bowel movements that followed my lunch here. Not worth saving a few dollars when you have other cheap options on Telegraph.\n\nAlso: janky as hell. I love me a grungy place, but the food's gotta be good, ya dig?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "uVV7yCFyDT16gzMVjgBU5Q", "date": "2011-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "eRyNbysbdhWaF4n9iqaNwQ", "text": "What has happened to the pizza. I am a long time regular to FS. Never liked Blondies until the last time I went to Berk. Past two visits to FatS have been awful. So bad I got my money back for last trip(had to practically argue with the guy for a refund) pizza was like greasy foam Bread. I only get the veggie slice, so there isnt an excuse for all the oil and off taste. Hard to ruin Pizza, but FatS has done a fine job  If I could vote a middle finger I would have", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Ha0cr8dYbG9_JXseoIbnSg", "date": "2009-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "UWueRtMAeX0czbK8T49mpg", "text": "Sometimes competition actually makes things worse.  Like Blondie's sucks, so Fat Slice can suck just across the street.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pOBnHxFh4NbBTHdf3oWvdg", "date": "2006-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1wykTxW9FdTkvQqEMn9DdQ", "text": "Low quality pizza.  Staff doesn't seem happy. Worst pizza for the price in Berkeley. Explanation: 1 moderate sized slice of pepperoni pizza is $4.74.  Soda purchase with pizza is apparently required.  This may have been a trick by the staff.  I didn't ask for the soda, told them i didn't want it, and left it on the counter.  No refund offered.\n\nRanking of pizzas by quality in Berkeley:\nTier 1: Cheese Board $$, Zachary's $$\nTier 2: Lanesplitters $, Arinellis $, Bobby G's $\nTeir 3: [blank]\nTier 4: Blondie's $, LeVal's $\nTier 5: West Coast $, Pepe's $, Fat Slice $$", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QldHpRVayA0l8qGtZdr4fA", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6AZAVaMn2YV_ebwkDeDMPg", "text": "I'm giving this 5 stars for no reason other than I hate Blondies so much.\n\nThe pizza here is about the same as Blondies up the street, but the people working here aren't as dumb and inept.\n\nFat Slice....it will fill you up and it's not Blondies.\n\nGo Fat Slice.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SaQNrrJTvGffIw8tCbC8Dg", "date": "2008-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J8E54juefefBS8yCadkX5g", "text": "Go to Blondie's. The pizza dough they use here is chewy with weird texture as if they used SO much oil the bread molecules didn't get a chance to bond. So I feel.\n\nThe sole appeal is the shear amount of pizza they give you for $3. They give you a ginormous slice. Like epic big. (Well Costco pieces are bigger..) So only go here if you're dying of hunger and only have $4 on ya. Otherwise, do. not. try. this. place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2009-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jWq-zOGGMJ7AQrjYCmONzw", "text": "Cheap, fat, doughy pizza. It's not going to change the world but if you're hungry and in the neighborhood, it's worth seeking out. \n\nThere's a nice East Coast vibe to eating your food standing up at a the counters that run along the wall. Plenty of parmesan and red pepper.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2F12uf6g5Epbuo3V-aVS2Q", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XCgPCAWyhjDum-w5sx7zRQ", "text": "This use to be my favorite place to get a nice fluffy fresh slice of pizza and I'm not saying the quality of the food has changed but the restaurant it self is discusting. The tables are always nasty, and to top it off their was rat poop in the bathroom and on the top counter where they keep the fan. Yuck can you imagine the discust I felt after eating a slice of pizza and going to wash my hands and seeing that, then my cousin turns around and spots lots of it on the counter.....Wow they need a health inspection FAST!!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "WAMeIRSTpoeiX9Vcy07m-A", "date": "2011-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ya9XqAxFNmk0PKa2-ugGhA", "text": "Fat Slice always seemed like a healther alternative to Blondie's.  Their vegetarian slices were pretty darn tasty.  The layout was bad but they had more seating.  In my opinion, they probably had a lot faster service as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kxGmX1lBXJAv-4mI_QduWg", "date": "2006-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 11, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "K6Zq9iWEFiN--CNTMKW2-A", "text": "Greasy, greasy pizza.\n\nBut oh so delicious and the slices are indeed \"fat\".\n\nA slice of pesto pizza and a soda for under $5.\n\nGrab a bunch of napkins, so you can mop up the grease on the tables and your face.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AgTkBCxuinzStHNRKyVRiw", "date": "2010-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 12, "funny": 14}, "review_id": "9LqYlxY3cY_ScHECRfNYew", "text": "Greasy and like the name of the place, \"fat slice\".  Greasy + Fat Slice = Typical college food. \nThis place will always bring back college memories.  \nTo Fall Out Boy's \"Thanks for the Memories\":\n\"One night and one more time. \nThanks for the memories. \nThanks for the memories. \nPizza taste so greasy but bigger.\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xCgBQKwgihh2wuAjE1dZnQ", "date": "2008-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 8, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "J3jQ1RsxhAhK9YSEeT5LtA", "text": "On our way to the Conga Lounge last Friday, we decided to stop in at Fat Slice. If you don't know of it, the Conga Lounge makes a scorpion bowl that might as well be named the tropical roofie.  I thought it might be a good idea to eat prior to taking a drink of something designed to hit me over the head like a sledgehammer.  \n\nAs far as truth in advertising, it is indeed a fat slice.  I got the pepperoni, and it was good,  but not great.  It had puffy, bready crust, which isn't my favorite. The sauce was fine and there was lots of cheese. It was greasy in a good way, but not disgusting. The tables, chairs and floor were very disgusting, though. Based on what they allowed in the dining area, I didn't dare go to the bathroom here - I have a feeling I might never recover from the horror.\n\nIn the interest of research I then went to Blondies one block over and got a slice.  As far as I'm concerned Blondies won, but if it wasn't around, I would go to Fat Slice before I hit Arinells or Xtreme Pizza.   \n\nWhether you go with Fat Slice or Blondies, I highly recommend the two slice strategy prior to a night of scorpion bowls as it soaks up just the right amount of alcohol. You will still get buzzed enough to dance like an idiot, but not so drunk that you miss the \"STD \" in flashing lights on Rico Suave's forehead.  Thanks, Fat Slice!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IiMDsxiFisO6_4xSB_lIiw", "date": "2009-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 12, "useful": 7, "funny": 27}, "review_id": "bHfu2NfFM7dl_CmOt3Vj3Q", "text": "The student population at Berkeley can be divided in half quite easily - patrons of Blondies or patrons of Fat Slice.  I was a Fat Slice boy, since well, the name is better.  It's FAT slice.  And Fat is the new orange.  In fact, Fat is so cool, I had to make a top ten list.\r\n\r\nEd M.'s Top Ten Reasons Why Fat is Cool. \r\n \r\n10. You can describe so many things as \"fatty.\" (i.e. a fatty j, a fatty shit, a fatty burp) You can't describe many things as \"thinny.\"  \r\n \r\n9. Fat Albert exists. Skinny Albert does not.  \r\n \r\n8. If you're really really really fat, you could probably hide something really cool between your fat rolls. Like a sandwich! Mmmmm, sammiches...  \r\n \r\n7. Fat makes great soap (see Fight Club).  \r\n \r\n6. Fat people get to have the arm flappies. How cool would it be to have HUGE ASS arm flappies! Like arm flappies down to the ground! Dude, you could probably cradle a baby in your own fat! Skinny people do not have that option.  \r\n \r\n5. There are tons of \"Yo mama so fat\" jokes, but there are NO \"Yo mama so skinny\" jokes.  \r\n \r\n4. Dude, how funny is a really excessively fat dog? Puahahahaha!  \r\n \r\n3. Fat and fart have only one letter difference. And honestly, who doesn't love a good fart?  \r\n \r\n2. Fat old people are way way nicer than skinny old people. And I bet you the fat old people could totally beat up the skinny old people too.  \r\n \r\n1. I bet you God is fat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ukfZEKae8SLavXHDDwdKBQ", "date": "2006-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "APzJigMvsN5Gt9_7KxZ6Gg", "text": "I now like fat slice better than blondies. Especially love it when they are handing out coupons for $1 or $2 slices. I always get the pepperoni.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4RWjr6-QXA9Z-7gRMXMDhQ", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Df76Nkp_uOT2f5rKs0G_IA", "text": "This pizza is HELLA good! Hot, Fresh, plenty of toppings, very cheesy, and great portions! Can't go wrong if you need a slice or two to get your pizza fix! Pesto and veggie slices are also good if you want to break away from your more typical toppings.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rfi0ig5RXgjIRdla-51PSA", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dIfbvIVwXrBvYREJy1w8KA", "text": "The place to go when you want a really unhealthy oily huge slice of pepperoni pizza. For my own health's sake I don't go here often but it hits the spot when you want something bad for you every once in a while.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eLxL9Afn6MgsxLdwVkQo0Q", "text": "I was never that big of a fan of Blondie's, thus Fat Slice, after La Val's, was my goto pizza place.  Since La Val's shut down, I've been forced to narrow my choice.  I've enjoyed the slice size and crust here in the past...it's usually crispy, yet a little chewy.  I typically prefer a combo slice, but I opted for what was available at that moment, which was a veggie slice.  The slice I had was somewhat luke warm.  I suppose I could've asked them to warm it up in the oven, but that would delay me from my feeding schedule.  I dunno if it was too early or what, but there weren't any lines, which meant the pizza was probably sitting around for a while.  Maybe I need to go back to ordering combos.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p05BaSFza5U8MRUXAciB2Q", "date": "2007-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JEXv4J8ibebxDwap50gDrw", "text": "Oh, Fat Slice. It was late, I was drunk, and you provided me with a slice of veggie pizza which I ate with glee. It absorbed the booze in my tummy, and tasted great to boot. I'm sure anything would have tasted great at the time, but you had something extra. I'm sure of it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H0Jx9FwpQ-ZHuTwOExUEnA", "date": "2007-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jWNixwwdGeArsicbTqxMtg", "text": "Conjures up nostalgic feelings of when I was a little one, and being amazed by how the pizza guy tosses the dough in the air with utter finesse. I thought maybe I wanna do that when I grow up! If I have a taste for pizza I'll choose Fat Slice over Blondie's any day, though Fat's menu is much more streamlined serving just pizza. \r\nYou may want to get your pizza to go as the stark atmosphere is not that conducive to enjoying a meal. Really delicious pizza!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "B4slngfcqvH1T2cEIb69FA", "date": "2006-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nnlgqxBRb42I-Gg4Vb85Gw", "text": "3.5 Stars...\n\nThis pizza is also good after a night of drunken debauchery...and I think they stay open 30 minutes later than Blondies...\n\nThe pizza is good...dough is soft...very cheesy (again, adding MORE cheese to ANYTHING makes it better!!) and the sauce is cool.  I would recommend this place as well.  I wish they had beef (or turkey) pepperoni like blondies does....ahhhh such is life.\n\nI remember one night having a Pizza taste-off...buying a slice from both Fat Slice and Blondies...but I don't remember the outcome...(probably too much aforementioned debauchery) but lo! I will do it again and report back.\n\nSigning off!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Uyl01r9PGCanJvF7nuw-kA", "date": "2009-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NYAcZSPtEZ-Ni21TzeIeeg", "text": "The Veggie Slice with a Pepsi is the Truth!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MnMZVgV7v_69oyzX3Mg0dQ", "date": "2008-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RC_Dw9XezRbEai3GcDxsOw", "text": "Didn't expect to like this place at all.  And my review should be taken with a grain of salt, because I only eat the crust of pizzas....but Fat Slice has some seriously delicious crust.  Hated the wait.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9wLtMApHLswed6DbvXscwg", "date": "2006-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rFLVzOkLBb4G9tm7SPLi4w", "text": "When working in Europe I had an Italian colleague who rhapsodized about...\n\nYou guessed it: Fat Slice.\n\nHe knew it wasn't really pizza like anything he had ever had.  But he really did like it.  And heck, for the price, and being close to campus, I understand.\n\nIt's not great pizza, but the crust is crisp and puffy. \n\nAnd most importantly, it's better than Blondies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M-yiinJhbWfxl8kNtCm0rw", "date": "2007-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uW8KcF7-GH8SzyOdteCOqQ", "text": "My favorite pizza spot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vFpv-V1AY9qC2WnMrAn1pg", "date": "2011-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZoukngDvCDRQJ5ij_3oI4Q", "text": "If you like stringy cheese that keeps stretching and stretching then this is the place to go to.  The crust is crispy even though this isn't a thin crust type of pizza place.  So far I've only had a 2 topping slice of the italian sausage and mushrooms.  The sausage is thinly sliced which makes it light and easy to chew as opposed to chunks of sausage.  When you order a slice of pizza with toppings that aren't already displayed or made they simply take a slice of cheese and pile the toppings on top with more cheese and stick it in the oven.  A 2 topping slice of pizza and a small soda cost me $5.10.\n\nThey have seating available inside.  There tends to be bums hanging out outside and there is an odd stench lingering inside the restaurant similar to the smell of cheese but not in a good way...\n\nBut aside from the environment they do serve up a decent slice of pizza.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SfHRAYiMkXB_Ravu-Wj7FQ", "date": "2008-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2_dW7oGq1Hs1QeUDdp56dg", "text": "Ahhh...Fat Slice.  It's so bad for you and yet...you can't say no to the suggestion.  Of course, said suggestion usually comes after a round of drinking and pot smoking but nevertheless Fat Slice won't let you down.  What sucks about it is the thugs that hang out around it and infect it with a pervading sense of shadiness.  You're not sure if you're going to make it safely back home after eating your pizza.  I like living on the edge, but not when I'm getting a slice of mediocre pie.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5Tc0YXgYDvTTlps0e8xTNg", "date": "2007-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7RHa7qyx_GnpfPNNvHix2w", "text": "My cousin recommended this place as soon as I got off the plane at Oakland airport.  It was about a 15 minute drive from OAK to Berkeley.\n\n11:00pm and no line, so I got two slices, veggie slice, and a pepperoni slice... and I manhandled those bad boys.  Yeah they were big and had alot of ingredients on the veggie slice, but they closed off the sit-down section. =\\ They close at 12:30am that night.  Keep in mind that we were there at 11pm.  I asked for a refill on my drink, she said \"50 cents.\" I said ok. Then she goes, \"you don't have to, what are you drinking?\" Thanks for not charging me lady! I mean, I only tipped you in that jar ya got!\n\nAs I was moving on to my next and final slice, a line started forming. And they got a mini rush.  There's also alot of bums just hangin out in front so be prepared to give them some spare change... or not.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wLc6l8v7O9hXjrDi3Q7tyw", "date": "2010-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QXjc2dyK8B0D-vT5OfijZg", "text": "Stopped in after flying in to SFO, we were hella hungry and trying to find a place to get a bite to eat.\n\nSister in-law suggests this place after our first restaurant choice was almost ready to close for the night, so we have no other option but to settle for Fat Slice.\n\nFat Slices, yes, but nothing really outstanding about the taste or quality.\nThey didn't even warm up our slices like most places do-room temperature pizza? No Bueno! \n\nOkay, but not all that....ALOHA!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3nDUQBjKyVor5wV0reJChg", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "x_2MTpaPfIso-AqYnoWRxg", "text": "I can really only say.......MMMMMMMMMM. oh yeah that place can bring out the fat kid in anyone!! cheese or just pepperoni will do it for me! i like the excellent and fast service.....oooooh yeah. lol The only frustrating thing is when it gets packed because the place is super tiny, its hard to get over to those delicious toppings like the parm and red pepper...:(  yum yum yum though is all I can really say!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3qSYU0qVt8eym2FVb4Iagg", "date": "2010-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ylLcAnqOkok7rlS9ubPotQ", "text": "If I had a penis, I would call it \"Fat Slice\". \n\nI used to go to Fat Slice almost everyday back when I went to Cal ... those were the days.  Breakfast at Noahs, lunch at Fat Slice.  While to some, having to blot your pizza before eating it might be gross, you get over it when you're a college student ... or when what lies beneath, is just that good.  My staple was usually the slice and drink combo.  Slice of Pepperoni pizza + Dr. Pepper - wow, talk about waxxing nostalgic.\n\nHaven't been there in a while ... but last time I was back in my hood (and no longer a college student selling platelets for money), I rolled up in my stretched Humvee (okay, it was a rental for a birthday) - we called ahead, ordered 10 large pizzas - did a drive by and then went up to the hills to watch the sunset.  Slice of fat slice, Dr Pepper, good friends watching the fog roll in ... good times.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5aCEquYmXUIsWmpUp1gqxA", "date": "2007-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0jKidMDT8b58qvWo6W9fzA", "text": "I usually like only pepperoni pizza so I am not sure how bias my review might be. I went here for the first time last night, my step brother really like this place and so did everyone else it seemed since the line was way out the door by the time we arrived.\n\nThere was a really interesting guy in line who at first seemed really weird but as he talked more started to get into sports and how Cal was doing in football. He ended up amusing us enough while we waited in the long line. \n\nSo after that I got up to the front as was lucky they brought out a fresh pepperoni pizza, the pizza slice was nice and large and the price for that and a regular soda wasn't all that bad. I think it was under $5 for me. \n\nInside the place is nothing amazing, pretty bare bones. Just some tables and counter tops that you can eat at. We sat down and ate for around 10 minutes, at least they offered some sort of seating inside the place. \n\nOverall the pizza was pretty good, I wouldn't say it has the best ingredients ever made but it tasted well enough for the price and I enjoyed my strange time enough in line and inside that I would go back if I am ever in Berkley again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KaMv5EBy0O7aTTkP26xGJg", "date": "2011-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1OQ6nTIV_uWDgdZdHB29vw", "text": "This is so cool reading the reviews for Fat Slice...all of the positive reviews seem to mention the jokeman! It's funny because when i think of Fat Slice i think of the jokeman too. He knows all sorts of jokes and they're all pretty damn funny! I'm sure this guy makes a pretty decent amount of money. OK now onto the pizza place known as Fat Slice...\n\nThe pizza is just way better than than Blondie's IMO. The crust is thicker leading to a more fulfilling experience both in taste and in alleviating hunger pangs. The pepperoni actual has some sort of flavor. Lastly it is cheaper than Blondie's! The pizza at Fat Slice is quite good, but not quite good enough for the 5th star.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "04giHjWlPorAc_vvLPwj1A", "date": "2008-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-6CAxi4rufhEs0LuvS8Z0A", "text": "this is the best hole in the wall pizza joint you will ever find. excellent pizza it puts blondies pizza to shame. a must go to place. it's located in the uc berkley area. in a nice area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MfknWfoPx2oilsyUK3kekA", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ch4F0Uhnc1JhWUfihey-nA", "text": "Its sure as hell not gourmet, but its cheap and filling.  Think of it as comfort food.  Nothing as satisfying as a good veggie slice after hours of browsing on telegraph.  Be warned, its a bit...dirty on the inside, but dont let that discourage you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pCGhLbFA8Q2N_LypEOdHcw", "date": "2005-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EPjeTOCn2bhQuwehJVdeHg", "text": "Pizza was great, root beer was cold. What more could I want? Stopped in late night with a friend last week and grabbed a slice of the veggie pizza and a drink - super cheap and more than filling. \n\nReally nice toppings and crust - made for the perfect little meal. Will definitely check it out if I find myself in Berkeley again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "c7_xsZYNs-_G6IceEW2WoA", "date": "2012-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fVStPPuyH3Bb4wevJqCxSw", "text": "Ok,  This one really does live up to it's name.  These slices are F A T.  Sometimes they've been sitting under the heat lamp a little too long.  But do what I do...Ask for a new slice.  They'll make you a brand new pizza on the spot, and by the time it comes out, you've been smelling pizza long enough to eat a whole one alone.  \n\n    It's like the commercials.  Imagine pizza that really does string along the cheese like it's hanging on for it's life when it's sliced and picked up.  There is that much.  Also, if you don't like going with the crowd, try their vegetarian.  It's surprisingly good.  \n\n    Mind you, they're about 8,000,000,000 calories.  But trust me, your mouth will thank you.  Just not your thighs.  Oh, and gut if you get a beer with it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NDSnvxm-BFwgZuOoh0597g", "date": "2006-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kSQHd8lD2knM-Dtd5G_byw", "text": "Every trip to Berkley comes with a stop at Fat Slice. There pizza is so yummy and at a great price. The place looks run down, but come on people its Berkley. When I'm walking up, or down telegraph (guess it depends on where my car found a home) The aroma moves up and down the streets and I always find my way to this place. When I think of Pizza in the bay this is what I think of first.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LHT4AADPgWT0BM4tZKCz2Q", "date": "2012-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SNx347AKKCkpes7TuF6KMw", "text": "I never knew how good pizza could be until I came here. Shoot, I didn't even LIKE pizza, but this place changed my whole outlook. And, it's affordable! Woo hoo!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u0RODdot28dirEIS1k3iMQ", "date": "2008-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UmsszZ4IGab4_LBcmU3rkA", "text": "I love fat slice.\n\nalways get the veggie. \n\ni can only consume one slice -- and that says a lot about the quanity because I EAT.\n\ni love the peope who work there, they are all nice and efficent. :]\n\nthe only thing i dislike is i feel really dirty sitting at their tables. I mean i feel like im eating in a bath room where homeless come to pee on the walls. \n\nIf it was cleaner I would definately add stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dvwSZ6azy8q2afSLLk64ww", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZcGfrGbeVOMrQOWIi-mk8w", "text": "What I like here are the pesto slices. sadly, they didn't have any last night, when I came by after an earlier appointment. The veggie slices, while well-piled with rather fresh veggies, could stand a further infusion of flavor. And the crust, well, not the most interesting texture- and flavor-wise. Other than those points, a good value for a quick pick-me-up.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C9ijJDnBaaWNQD5tLcNBFQ", "date": "2008-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8oiL_mwxjN55-SeysjYCVw", "text": "FAT SLICE FTW!!! a big O fat greasy slice and a soda for $4 bucks cant beat that when your shoppin on Telegraph! Their pizza is always fresh and hot since their always busy and lots of ppl go in and out.  Theres always 3 kinds available pepperoni, cheese, & veggie.  mMMMmM drool*", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DHUfDrzWi0rTSel-14RLoA", "date": "2009-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "d7zk77mI-ZUIXO8K0NpLoA", "text": "I only eat here is when I'm too hammered to walk to Shattuck for a real pizza place.\n\nThe first time I came, I thought I was getting an entire pizza for $4. But I only received 1 slice, making possibly the worst pizza deal I've ever heard of.\n\nIf you need more than 1 slice to be full (aka if you are a guy) you'll probably go broke. One time after coming from Kips I ordered 8 slices for myself and it was like $40. Fortunately they accept credit cards since who carries around $40 in cash?? I recommend Little Caesar's for a superior value. Also, Pepe's pizza now offers slices.\n\nIf you eat your pizza at Fat Slice, you have to stand like livestock along this trough on the side wall. I wish Little Caesar's had a similar setup.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "uFr1TGesI53Yb4pvZZkB_A", "date": "2011-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ETfDR86rW0gSuHFO-7HG4A", "text": "Cheap, greasy, and simple. The pizza here isn't necessarily amazing, but it definitely satisfies those late night cravings and/or drunchies. I had to say the crust here is deliciously buttery and flavorful! Definitely the best part of the pizza for sure in my opinion. There's a variety of pizzas to choose from including veggies, pepperoni, cheese, pesto, and the special of the day. \n\nAll in all, a quick and filling late night snack for under $5 (with a drink). Not necessarily the cleanest or nicest place to eat, but hey, the pizza is decent enough to make me come back if I'm ever craving a slice of pizza and am too lazy to walk another block over to Blondie's (which I think is a bit more pricey and greasier - maybe that's a good thing to some of you out there).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_4ivf3hN0FnofSmGLjOT7w", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "I52evrgRAx-UG7JOg7WqpA", "text": "A long time staple in the post concert, post drinking. Sober or not, a solid, gigantic, greasy slice of pepperoni on a piece of wax paper right out of the oven, burning the fuck out of your hand and mouth, served by often questionable folks, in a grungy oft overcrowded room, is strangely satisfying. Oh and try not to use the restroom unless you truly have to.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P5bUL3Engv-2z6kKohB6qQ", "date": "2011-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iFT64M2n6J3AKoO3mIpaBA", "text": "Fat Slice reminds me of the days when my ladies and I would wander down telegraph stopping in all the head shops to see who had the best prices. after a grand day of shopping, what more could a girl ask for than a hot, greasy, cheesy piece of pizza? my favorite!! \na bit of advice though...NEVER use the bathroom there. just don't.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VOdM1dN2KmcycZkHf3ShQw", "date": "2009-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LlgQMpGJCu4qMnOWwb_0Pw", "text": "For just another stop on my way to Memorial Stadium after my Saturday pre-game beer binge, Fat Slice holds a special place in my heart.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: three stars.\n\nThink about the experience. You walk in, still drunk as hell. You order a fat slice of pepperoni, and you receive said slice into your hands, with only a pitiful sheet of parchment that futilely attempts to prevent your hands from being soaked in grease. Fold that slice in half to prevent grease from staining your blue shirt with red, and head on up to Memorial with pizza in hand.\n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: one star.\n\nThe service is very fast, and they display the pizzas that have available in a window counter. Fat Slice is the definition of food on the quick.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nUYL9Uw9g2IFLPCrn7VxDA", "text": "THEIR \n\nSLICES \n\nGOT \n\nBIGGER.\n\nIs that possible, you ask? \n\nIndeed it is my friend. Indeed it is.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eIERtTfuojHPXTsBWFUW8g", "date": "2011-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NWlQKKMVPz-SBJVa9pat5w", "text": "This place was not joking when they called it Fat Slice.  The pizza slices are large, fat, and big...all in one.  However, maybe they shoulda called it PHAT SLICE cuz its pretty gosh darn ghetto...but in a good way.  If half your party wants Fat Slice and the other wants Blondie and you as a customer have never had either here's a hint:  \n\nFat slice will let you walk into their establishment with Blondies.  I have seen this first hand.  \n\nIf you like thin crust, piles and piles of toppings go with Blondies.  If you want a slice of cake like pizza with just a basic pepperoni or cheeze go with Blondies.\n\nSorry my vote goes to Blondies over PHAT SLICE... they give you a plate and they have bigger trash cans at Blondies.  It is was it is, man.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MxaKSTr4qVj5XtRvbami6g", "date": "2011-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "o3MbIoO8HT-PFZvXzpVzKw", "text": "\"Fat Slice!\"\n\n\"But I kinda wanted sushi...\"\n\n\"Fat Slice!\"\n\n\"Are you sure you want...\"\n\n\"FAT...SLICE...\"\n\n\"All right all right...we're going to Fat Slice.\"\n\n\nLittle tip, never argue with a your begging doe eyed annoying jerk of a brother when he's hungry.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hcGgZ4PbKcM3K1clw7tEGA", "date": "2008-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oI3P77kwKdzZId5Z_n1idw", "text": "SO good...I remember when a slice was only $2...yeah, the tables are sticky and do not even venture into the bathroom...but the pizza just can't be beat.  Mmmmm...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hkHq1VJn38h_xjlOCcSnsg", "date": "2007-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rV_zJLiqnBpxY-xREOQDSQ", "text": "\"Meh.  I've experienced better.\"  Couldn't have said it better myself, Yelp!\n\nThe interior of this establishment belongs on one of those restaurant emergency shows, it's bad.  Graffiti-laced wobbly chairs do not convey a distinctive mood or style, they just suck.  The peace-loving hippies down at Blondie's are infinitely more inviting.\n\nThe pepperoni on my slice tasted like it was manufactured by Boboli.  The sauce had a distinctive bitter-sour taste.  Unique, but that's about as positive I'm gonna get about the sauce.  If you're expecting to eat your pizza off of a plate, dine elsewhere.  In fact, if you want to eat your meal with an resemblance of dignity, dine elsewhere.  I'm not saying that people who eat at Chuck-E-Cheese have more self-respect, but then again.... \n\nNow, why does Fat Slice get 2 stars instead of 1?  'Cause dinner only cost me 3 bucks, that's why.  Can't beat that.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "H45bZndxN89D0TEL7qk0EQ", "date": "2012-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "S4U0W-mW_G0kAOZx4CWMwQ", "text": "i like this better than blondie's, but only because it's greasier, fatter, and more likely to clog your arteries in one bite.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tEPiwwvbPvQkkaMQRxuHCA", "text": "Hmm... they were off tonight. I got the last slice of a supreme and it seemed a bit 'aged' sitting there. It was thick and cheesy, but not quite hot enough. Still three stars though, and it would have been four.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2009-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vfbC-U1IsTO_uw8nsm769Q", "text": "The place is open late which is nice but the quality is pretty bad! The store was gross eery dirty, staff unfriendly and hates their job. I vote zacharys any day!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Bg4U5KuIhRarjS2-SY_71w", "date": "2010-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VMuCBK8Pwvvrev1dkDquYw", "text": "A very integral part of a Berkeley education.  Of the 30,000 students on campus each year, they must have all tried this place at least once.  It's not great pizza (good enough), but it's a staple.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sRL_xmG3bSgWkVvGI0t7sg", "date": "2006-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VxxRxeE-zm9RhVp-ov-VDQ", "text": "the slices are fat and with lots of cheese...what more can you ask for when you're drunk at 1am stumbling out of blake's or some place else in the area!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "W3rw3L6DRnCo-tOZCHJoTQ", "text": "Carb and greasy goodness that you need two hands to carry. That's what i'm talkn about. Cheap, fast and fun..\n\nWear dark clothing and bring wetnaps of your own. Consider yourself WARNED.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bhLvW9F0dR_-4UbiZFR4IQ", "date": "2008-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Xrnj1aBowmPC8yio4Q75SA", "text": "The hubster used to go to Cal and takes me here on his Berkeley Food Tour (BFT).  The BFT visits his favorite college food establishments on and around Telegraph Ave.  The tour is best enjoyed with another person, in order to share food items and maximize the number of places to eat!\n\nWe generally share a cheese slice and a Pepsi.  The first time I went, I wasn't expecting the slice to be so fat!  The slices are best when fresh from the oven, with a little bit of crushed red pepper.  The crust is flavorful, there isn't too much cheese, and the sauce is tasty.\n\nThe pizza isn't the best in the world, but it has nostalgic value, hence the bump from 3 stars to 4 stars.\n\nThe shop is literally a hole in the wall, but you don't eat on Telegraph Ave for the ambiance. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wZtOQWUHduCJmUUlOGAVWg", "date": "2008-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zV1d81pIojQo2yhBVqTfnA", "text": "I LOVE FAT SLICE!!!! Cheap yummy fast... share your leftovers with the bums and their dogs sitting outside.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZUb4FOM0b9e0KFeV-WHIXA", "date": "2008-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "dO_WklCyJPnmmtzkoJC6Tg", "text": "Knowing I'm suppose to watch what I'm eating....well I DID! I watched my slice of pepperoni dwindle down to the crust...YUM!\n\npoor selection of beer....bud lite and corona?!?! After the cashier heard me say that he decided to give us our sodas on the house! Thanks guy! :)\n\nOf course i'll be back...if in the area and just so happen to get a GREAT park right out front!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PYxHpeTz2ZxZNJEBIAJgvg", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "l2u6jyx91KXuVZyzozH2zw", "text": "Pizza blue balls.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iovWFbA1UtMGDJ4C8hbhYA", "date": "2009-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jk1oLh_ALJXOQRpV6f99gg", "text": "One Fat Slice of Pepperoni Please! LOVE IT! Every time we go to Telegraph, we always save our appetites for this place. You can't go wrong here. Jurrasic in size, always fresh out of the oven, tons of cheese, pepperoni, and tangy tasty sauce atop a thick golden crust. \nPractically stolen for under 3 bucks. I think this place is BETTER than Blondie's or any other pizza by the slice establishment I've been to... Fer Sure!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Wj745nkTVIOmM6PTflRROA", "date": "2007-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y8T6alrcuoBSrnTM2_Jcng", "text": "Another good choice to fill your belly on the late night!  BIg pieces for a good price.  Fast service, nice soft crust, plenty of cheese and toppings.\n\nA good option to Blondies and open late.  I have been going to this place for years and they always serve it up right.  If you want to order a huge pizza pie and you can pick it up, then do it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "figYNR07bU6_17wuSPfznA", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YzOxXvtej7zmzb4_qQleqw", "text": "Weird, that no one has already mentioned it, but the best piece of pizza here, is this combo, where they combine the veggie pizza and slap a whole lot of meat on top. I forget exactly what it was called, but it was absolutely delicious. This was the perfect dinner, lunch or snack when I was a student. Albeit, I'll forewarn you like the rest of the people here, that slice alone was probably 2k calories.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K1lkv1Zpnzsl3n08Zv04kg", "date": "2006-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9GqR_iYKrV5_lOoQb-mmwA", "text": "The GF and I were taking her sister around Berkeley and taking in the sites when I suggested that when you go to Berkeley you got to take in one of the cheap greasy pizza places.  It was between Blondies and Fat Slice and since Fat Slice had more inside seating than Blondies, we decided to go there for lunch.\n\nFat Slice is one of Berkeley's Cheap Eats Spot.  The place is pretty run down but for less than $3.50 you can get yourself a large slice of pizza and a coke.  So if you're looking for anything remotely close to fine (and personally I would say average is pushing it) this is not it.  This is more about consumer mass amounts of cheap pizza at a very cheap price.\n\nFat Slice has your typical selections of basically Veggie, Cheese, and Pepperoni Pizza, so if you're looking for California Kitchen, wrong placeand don't even bother coming here - try Extreme Pizza.  The slices are big and very doughy, so if you're looking for thin slice, go to Blondies.  This is California Pizza.  The sauce here is ok and they do a good job topping for the on the Veggie Pizza and the Pepperoni was ok.  Could of had more Pepperoni's but good enough for a quick filler meal.\n\nBut the biggest problem with this place is that it is very very dirty.  Normally I would give this place about 3-4 stars, but my GF had to use the bathroom and she basically lost her appetite and wasn't interested in eating anymore.  The bathroom was that gross and looks like it hasn't be either flushed (yes I said flushed) or cleaned for days.  (Thank go for the Pete's Coffee down the street).  She just opened door and wanted to leave this place.\n\nSo for causing my GF to lose her will to eat greasy cheap ass pizza -2 stars for Fat Slice and over all the get like 1.5 stars for being a decent cheap eats place that will fill your belly when hungry. (Just don't go to the bathroom!)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BclQLeF-geeAYb5Re98thA", "date": "2007-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pE3VUIRPvYoMwlkAX821og", "text": "Simple Math.\n\nOne discount coupon + $2.75 = Fat Slice of Peperoni, Cheese, or Veggie, and fountain drink.\n\nI'm full. Lunch accomplished.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2010-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qcBJEjhevSI1Qz0x2Yl_Zg", "text": "In the mood for a slice while on Telegraph? Here and Blondie's are the places to go! If you want a \"Fat Slice\" you will find that here, and you get your moneys worth. Nice, quick, and good service here as well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "z3lOC2W8A1O_YalA7ohwVw", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TI54ZwzNLXW0gndUkmHplA", "text": "Yeah, man, every time I am in Berkeley I get a fat slice.  Its almost ludicrus to not have a slice.  One summer I for some reason was given the job of totting people back and forth to the airport and I stopped to get a slice every time on my way back!  A major staple of berkeley for me.  And yeah, if you dont finish your slice, don't throw it away!  Someone or their dog will gladly take it.  Waste not, want not, you know?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2spogYybHdhMbMJ4_DsB6w", "date": "2009-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "JsydZ2A2A6tzrxCV3N5yUQ", "text": "Just when I thought noone could mess up pizza.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "wU4b2crozHz-9cBM786uHA", "text": "Blondie's is not better than FAT slice. I love FATslice. It was the first restaurant I ate at in Berkeley. The slices are huge and they have coupons too which means the pizza is only 2 bucks, which doesnt hurt my wallet. The only concern I have is that it is probably the most unhealthy pizza I have ever had. Don't go on 4/20, the line is long.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oFmmwBJZY4Rtt7GM1_Y7TA", "date": "2007-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VMmBTrzo3LpDmDJ0JLpugA", "text": "You walk up to the counter and order your Fat Greasy Slice and its a wrap. Pepperoni slice for $3.29...not bad. I'd go for the combo so you can have a drink to wash it down. \n\nThey charge $.25 for a togo box for your slice, so I recommend using lots of napkins or bring your own tupperware if ya wanna bring it home.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vp9SDu3yxVZPhWRTQxeqnw", "date": "2008-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "d_iR7uElrry5hHu8hGh4_g", "text": "For being take out, this place makes the best vegetarian pizza round. I love it a lot, and I always will!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eBnPSUIZgokalr3aCEYn0g", "date": "2007-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 25, "useful": 27, "funny": 26}, "review_id": "wAd7-9eD5uJP3gcDsHbxag", "text": "There is a battle going on down on Telegraph in Berkeley. This battle is not new- it's been going on forever. It's seen storms, tornadoes, floods, campus walkouts- but still it continues. Through hell, fire and brimstone the fight will continue- but you have no choice, you can only choose ONE! So I ask you- WHO's SIDE ARE YOU ON? Fat Slice or Blondies? \n\nI choose FAT SLICE! I once fought for Blondies but I since defected- I grew older and wiser- I've moved over to the greasier, thicker, and unquestionably fatter slice. Unlike Blondies, there are no album records on the wall for decoration. There is no color coordination. Blondies tries to hard to look nice while Fat Slice says \"Screw that.\" Fat Slice is white walls and graffiti marks, a few concert posters picked up at a yard sale, eye burning neon signs and a huge menu. Fat Slice is the slice you want. For the thousands upon thousands of college kids who frequent Fat Slice-  they'll all tell you- Fat Slice is a thing of beauty. \n\nIf you've never been to Fat Slice, you're missing out on a good time. I beg you to try Fat Slice- and then go home with heartburn.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-4BEUkLvHQntN6qPfKJP2w", "date": "2009-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mnECBo-2r-cvnp5oyrrv_g", "text": "The place to go when you truly feel like pigging out and clogging your arteries their fullest extent.  Trust me when I say that two slices will put you in happy little constipated cheese coma.  Yum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5vXqog3DHrRXADKUg78B2w", "date": "2006-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "8Hh-gZSKkqHuAm9o1Y0xwA", "text": "I remember coming to Cal thinking what is there to eat here, man!  So what was the buzz I was hearing, \"Aww man, it's all about Blondie's!\"  Blondie's this, Blondie's that.  I'm like alright, I need to check out this place.    So I go there and it's whatever and I'm not full.  What the heck, I don't get it.  I think it taste like any other pizza I had in So Cal except they have some cool toppings every once in a while.  \n\nSo I literally still went there for a year because I didn't know better.  I saw Fat Slice, but never tried it.  No one ever mentioned this place to me and I was always scared to even go in there because of all the thugs there.  Then one day, a friend brought up Fat Slice.  I'm like oh what the mother freaker that place is suppose to be good? Oh heck yeah, better than Blondie`s!\n\nI finally went and I was so pissed!  Not because of the pizza, oh heck no that thing was freakin` delicious.  No no, because I've wasted a YEAR at Blondie's.  I agree with Dianne, you're either with us or NOT!  If there was ever a throw down, I would no doubt stand behind ya, Fat Slice.    \n\nI always get sausage, so good!  You have to wait 5 minutes, but I don't mind  because they add sausage to a cheese slice and put more cheese on it.  Then you get it all warm and toasty...mmmmmm!  Their sausage aren't' those wack balls either.  I hate those.  At fat slice it looks like they shredded it.  So I call it shredded sausage.  I love it like that or when it is crumbly (See NY Pizza).  It may look like crap to you guys, but I love it!\n\nOh yeah, lately there has been people pass out coupons for a BUCK A SLICE!  I went up to that foo and asked for a stack. hahaha that made my day for sure.  BUT it's only for cheese, veggie, and pepperoni and expires mid April.  Dang it, no sausage for me, but I can't complain for a BUCK! \n\nOh course, one star off for every year it takes off my life when I eat there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iue0tvITPmgmDD6K_0ArEQ", "date": "2007-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "AD3Rqxp_JtW1ohtD0emPEQ", "text": "Next to Blondie's and Zachary's, this is the best pizza in Berkeley. The pizza is big and greasy, and that's why it's so awesome. I hate it when people complain about pizza being too fat and/or unhealthy. It's PIZZA people! If you want something healthy, then eat a celery stick. Open up your own business on Telegraph called \"Fat Celery Stick\" and you can serve celery sticks with a side of rice cakes and ice water. \n\nBut if you want to eat big, think slices of tasty pizza while sitting in the sun and people watching on Telegraph, then Fat Slice is your place!\n\nUpdate 08-03-08: I ate here again for the first time in three of four years, and the pizza is just as good and just as big as I remember it. I had a ridiculously large slice of pepperoni pizza and a pepsi for $3.90. Not a bad deal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JqrVuq8XcSI-VJF-T8HYJw", "date": "2008-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dKcvqJ19-LfUu7bFW4hHtA", "text": "Talk about an old standby.  For a big, fat, greasy slice of pizza at less than $2.00 a pop, do come here.\n\nThis place probably contributed to 13.5 of my Freshman 15.  I indulged then, but have been afraid to touch it since.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "32sxRjdlvBsQRiwuGQUeXQ", "date": "2006-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2hMhWCx3Ej8jzNS-6A_shg", "text": "Like many before,  I was in a drunken stupor on my very first visit here. I really don't remember how I got there, but I do remember sitting at the table, clutching my chair to try and stop the room from spinning out of control. Ha-ha, sit and spin! Once the room started to slow down a bit I took my first bite of a Fat Slice pizza and I had a moment of clarity: awesome greasy goodness! It definitely made me feel a little better and I somehow managed to get back to the house.\n\nI still make a stop every here once in a while when I'm in the area, but never for the restroom!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6DC0wklyCCirKpglOOCyow", "date": "2007-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "F_cztBdw4m1KuKtm6H6UXg", "text": "They are not kidding when they call themselves the FAT SLICE.  The slice that we had was bigger than my face.  A steal for under $3 for the slice.  Tons of cheese, so be warned that it's greasy.  They don't go cheap on ingredients and I like that.  \n\nMinus 1 star for the place smelling like a toilet.  Yuck.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kap-a51yfAh4HeJFlHMS7A", "date": "2007-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ICnk-alVylzLm-aFSqHh3Q", "text": "Fatassjuicymuthtruckinpepperonibumppartyinyourgullet. \nMy grandma used to always tell me that if I was ever poor and starving that I should get a donut(she also told me to never turn my back to the sea). Her reasoning was that they were filling and cheap. If my grandma were still alive I would take her down to Fat Slice for some real cheapass gut filler.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "keXAEAqxwGZCQBxEMtxHPw", "date": "2006-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZFfNSF_u6KrjpBRJ-oNxVQ", "text": "Cheap and generous-sized slices! Fresh out of the oven, hot, melty, and delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4TJF62R5ytolOmiMWKtjGA", "date": "2009-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "3LGir-iwMX0C-ROE51bwHA", "text": "This place has to be the only place I have ever returned to after I have gotten sick eating their food. Years of Blondie's and bland crust had made me yearn for Fat Slice. \n\nPizza here really is good enough for me to risk the runs. The pizza here would be better if it was less greasy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4LMErvQTSEx6pXVAXAJaQw", "date": "2009-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "eJtih9kXEFxasjgJK4aVGw", "text": "4 stars - for pizza and service.\n\nExplanation -\n\nFor $3 bucks you can fill your gut and keep moving.\n\nDO NOT USE THE BATHROOM - Yuckie, yuckie double yuckie!\n\nWhen I say service, I mean that as soon as you get to the counter, they ask you what the heck you want and the serve it up nice and quick.  No fool, they don't clean up.  No, the tables are nasty and disgusting.  The parmesan cheese, oregeno and garlic are chained to the counter and are monitored by homeless Harry.\n\nBut my happy self likes them better than, tomato sauce on cardboard Blondies.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "j-X6katTF0OfkdgO6FQFfw", "date": "2008-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "KVBcRpI9Qqqys4JxqFyjXA", "text": "Friday night 11pm drunk, starving, and need something to eat?\n\nHead over here to FAT SLICE get yourself a slice of pesto pizza and your good to go. Once slice is all you need and your dumb full.\n\nI don't really like this area of berkeley but i would drive here through the weirdos to get me a slice of heaven.\n\n5 Stars for FAT SLICE", "stars": 5, "user_id": "brKdSv44CFBDGVATwQdjfg", "date": "2008-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "qpPHRl3TuaZftauBZWnHsg", "text": "Greasy Good Pizza.\n\nNeed I say more?\n\nGinormous slices. Perfect guilty pleasure. I'm sure it's even better when drunk.\n\nMy only complaint?\n\nThose tables back there are nasty greasy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a8wKua129w25q4wtP26p2g", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "R13zI6Plm_FjgqT7Mgaj4Q", "text": "First time eating at this legendary Berkeley eatery.\n\nIt was delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z8Q6AZm63tM3eLz8vmdk9w", "date": "2009-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "4wIf0a7_NCe790SMymFasw", "text": "O Fat Slice, how I love thee!\n\nFrom infancy (well, maybe not quite infancy, but damned close!), thou hast nourished this young one ever so sufficiently.  Your PHAT slices (oh, I crack myself up) were always a treat to have whence my folks brought them home, and even more so whence we had the inclination to dine there.\n\nSo many fond memories.  You're one of only a handful (maybe even less) that have artichoke hearts and garlic on their menu.  For that, I give you a 6th star.\n\nMay the Force be with you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "r9VkVP_4d2_KMHA9ZN2c6w", "date": "2011-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "iLvZ6QcSpOaVn63_PHtFTA", "text": "Ah... the eternal Fat Slice vs. Blondies debate. Can't we all just get along? \n\nThey're the two places within walking distance of the dorms late at night, when your stomach is rumbling because of another sucky dining commons meal. I've given the edge to both of these places at different times, but really isn't it all the same slightly thick crust pizza?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2007-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "nUY96AP6R5Sq9m29YNbSLw", "text": "Thick pale dough, thick pale cheese. The color in between suggests there is tomato paste present. Is it really pizza? \n\nThis is a college town, and some need ballast to stay upright. Hello, Fat Slice.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qm82mLHhAUCaVnvLcYBSow", "date": "2007-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "YXO5VeqKI-Vq93UeWVFh5w", "text": "Worse than Blondie's.  The only reason they stay in business is that people are too drunk to walk all the way down to Blondie's.  This place's only redeeming quality is that it's a good place to watch people.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HLu2iuxxmDYmVGWcitJXXw", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ggESL9K1aLrOJ605BkoiIA", "text": "The eternal battle: Fat Slice vs Blondies. \n\nCollege eating is about bang for your buck, and the thick slices at Fat Slice are about twice the weight of the thinner stuff you get at Blondies. \n\nWhen you take that first bite into a Fat Slice pizza, and that orange grease runs down your forearm....yeeee ...Get it, girl.....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zZd398J5STDxMKvdnUFpaA", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZLHBb5Q1xIUetLMYHb7nIA", "text": "We had thought this place replaced Blondie's but apparently not.  Not sure how long it has been here but first time we've noticed it.  Since Blondie has gone downhill, we were happy to find this place and give it a try. \n\nWe had a slice of the combo - it reminded us of how Blondie was once upon a time.  It was a very big slice with plenty toppings and lots of cheese at a very affordable price.  It was enjoyable and a good deal for the price.  Remember it's a FAT SLICE so it tends to fill up your precious stomach space fast!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GCuDiPUKYxhgFHP5LqJa2Q", "date": "2009-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "uk0TfT2DHfO1u7M_76JeJA", "text": "Team Fat Slice all the way. None of this skinny Blonde stuff.\n\nI wanted to take my coworker to Fat Slice but she mentioned Blondies instead . As a nice hostess, I walked her by Blondies and when we got there we, the place just looked dirty (like many other fine Berkeley establishments). We were repulsed and decided to go to Fat Slice instead. I bit my tongue before I could say, \"I told you so.\"\n\nHappy me, I was jumping for joy as we arrived at Fat Slice. It was just how it always was- a long line at the counter and three pizzas in sight- cheese, veggie and pepperoni. I got the usual (pepperoni) and my coworker ordered sausage. They threw some on the cheese and baked it for her right then and there. We were given our slices piping hot.\n\nFat Slice is literally the cake of pizzas and what person does not like cake? Nothing beats the soft dough, cheesyness and pepperoni grease flavor handed to you on a piece of wax paper.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-x1516ZG5GllZiBjDQlRkA", "date": "2007-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "gnZX9xKGov-Ccfjmk43KHA", "text": "People are trippin - how does Fat Slice not have a solid four stars?!  Berkeley students are so spoiled with good, cheap pizza... ever since I moved back south, I've had serious withdrawals.  Do you know what it feels like to eat Domino's again !?!!!\n\nIn the battle of Fat Slice vs. Blondies, I'm totally a Fat Slice kinda girl.  I guess the plain cheese is not as flavorful as Arinell's, and Fat Slice lacks the sophistication and ingredients that Cheeseboard has...but with pepperoni and some parmesan cheese, Fat Slice is the sh*t.  You get a bang for your buck too.  Overall, Fat Slice is everything a pizza slice should be - huge, greasy, cheap, and daaaank deliciousness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-hHnShVNhgaCMZFUWzGvsw", "text": "pizza is not a healthy choice period.  take away the cheese and bread and what do you have?  tomato sauce and some veggies.  i'm a californian and californians love bread.  i'm one of them who loves bread.  i can eat bread all day and nothing is finer that a hot fat juicy slice of pizza.  \n\ni usually get a cheese slice, sometimes veggie, but most of the time cheese slice is all i want.  the slices are huge and thick.  just how i like it.  1 slice usually does it for me.  sometimes i can put down 2 depending how hungry i am.  and i'm done eating for the entire day!  sometimes they are a bit greasy but nothing i've never seen before at any pizza joint and nothing but a couple of napkins can absorb.  \n\ni'm a pizza slice eater and i know a fresh slice when i see one.  if it doesn't look good, i won't get a slice.  if it doesn't look like it was just brought out of the oven, i'll ask them to heat it up.  \n\nnever really had any problems with the staff here nor at san fran.  plenty of parking options in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pSysvCl955tfHOcY8Guycg", "date": "2008-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "OwvmsV_rPJ1KBfksc-_nzA", "text": "Just go to Blondies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PLXuHH8owd8jMGhB4uqjcA", "date": "2008-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "y7yBBhXaoSN8kHJemsOgGw", "text": "Fat Slice doesn't do for it anymores. \nyeh, it's big\nit's greasy\nit's got lots of tasteless cheese(3.2)\nand the dough is just bread, no crunch.\n\njust gotta wait till i get to  a real pizza place\nor if drunk, this place will do just fine.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "EEgnxx_3RcD2WJn_X6KIJQ", "text": "There's a certain kind of pizza that tastes best if its 2am and you're a drunk college student.  I have nothing against it - I have fond memories of the pizza places that I used to frequent near the Barnard/Columbia campus.  If I had gone to Cal, I'm sure I would have eaten my share of pizza at Fat Slice.  \n\nBut if you're NOT a drunk college student, then you're just a person who should know better, choking down a greasy, tasteless slice of bad pizza and vowing to remember to eat before you visit your Berkeley friend who still hasn't outgrown these cheap student places.  Never again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "eRV6cKVHNqzXuESU6dAP-Q", "date": "2007-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "ZWyY3UJVfJudZ_O94WJYJA", "text": "If your lookin for the naughty slice of pizza you no your not supposed to be eating, then eat here. If your lookin for the humus and organic everything...then eat here still and live a little.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QbewF-XkZNdyLDpNwDC-ng", "date": "2009-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Gc6ACgxWZMHF3h1vFc4vFw", "text": "In the late 80's, it was a near weekly trek for me to go to Blondies and Rasputin. In the 90's, however, the weekly Telegraph run changed to the superior Fat Slice and Amoeba. These days, the trip is only about once a year, but it is still all about Fat Slice and Amoeba. \n\nThere are certainly better pizza places out there, but when I crave a thick, bready crust, Fat Slice is what I want. Unfortunately, now living 528 miles away, it is not easy to satisfy these cravings, which come on strong and often.  It is always on my list when I visit the Bay Area. \n\nIt's not as cheap as it was 15 years ago of course, but it is not bad and the slices are every bit as fat as they have always been. Plenty of gooey cheese, a straight forward, yet herby, sauce and that doughy crust makes for an excellent quick fix. When they do it right, the oil seems to flash fry the crust, leaving a beautifully soft inner core. \n\nAs much as I like the size, flavor, price and convenience, I have to dock a star for inconsistency and the filthiness of the place. The problem is they don't consistently nail the crust, and as much as I appreciate the grungy ambiance of the dinning area, it wouldn't hurt to do a deep cleaning every now and then. Any part of the crust or errant string of cheese that makes contact with these tables should immediately be carefully expelled from the core slice and tossed in a garbage can if you can find one.\n\nReading the reviews, you will see that Fat Slice is not for everyone.  But I am happy to say it is still for me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sd60_o5tsZDHhG41LXFrXA", "date": "2009-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "3c1hHv4Ufm_Rl9n5sgWJgw", "text": "Nothing great anymore. Almost 4 bucks for a slice of peperoni pizza. I think the Costco food court pizza is twice as good for half the price!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "diDXW06J_Llz_Q8gY2bfZw", "date": "2008-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "2ggs0MudC7VkqrWjsKVz1g", "text": "The pizza was alright until the entire thing of cheese came off half-way trough my pizza. A huge no-no. Their pizza is not very fresh and undercooked.\n\nThey also tried to charge me $.50 for a refill of Mountain Dew!! Get out of town.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "0SCScUy2687KIP80nrnOUQ", "date": "2008-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 6, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "y6r2nKx8ZUnnRY2MbtPkvg", "text": "This is the pizza place you go late at night on the Ave after you are inebriated, intoxicated, sh*tfaced, or too tipsy. \n\nA careful observation of late night foot traffic will confirm this. \n\nSo of course everyone who comes here in that condition and eats is generally happy and feeling no pain, hungry as sh*t, has poor judgement, and poor memory to write a coherent and objective review the next day! \n\nIn reality, it is meh, the crust is like cardboard and the toppings are unremarkable. \n\nToo bad you were too drunk to remember that Top Dog is a block up and around the corner, and open late!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UVxY0iyPaqY7s4BSFtt-xA", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "zeaF-26NBDp1K9Zq9lk92g", "text": "When you're a college kid in a college town stumbling drunk down Telegraph past midnight, you will often have an urge to munch some college pizza (and its better than Blondie's).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IDVX4Is4CanREchBmpFXoA", "date": "2006-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "EJogrm-Kis2Ruflt8L3GlQ", "text": "There's this girl on my block. Some may call her fat. She's got some meat on her, unlike those thin skinny waifs. She's loaded. She's sweaty. She rubs me the right way. She's not blonde. She's not a brunette or redhead either. But I can get her late at night and for cheap.\n\nMeet Fat Slice. A slice is about a fifth of a medium pizza and about an inch thick. I'm not exaggerating. You can see the cheese on each slice being stretched from the sides as it's being pulled away from the whole pie like in those commercials. But in real life. In front of your eyes! They don't just do that in commercials!\n\nI stand with Fat Slice because I love her saucy red tomato sauce. I love her piled with veggies. I love those shiny pepperonis. I love the cheese oozing off of her. I love her with a coke. I love her for $2.75.\n\nSeriously. I love everything about Fat Slice. I love that the neon lights pull me in. I love that there is a long corridor of seating. I love that the unpretentious top 40 is on. I love that I feel like a teenager in love when I'm eating here with my boy and turning the pages of the East Bay Express transparent from the touch of our greasy fingers. I like that I can come grab a fresh, hot slice at midnight. Just because I have a pizza craving at midnight. Just because I have a craving for sinking my teeth into an inch of soft deliciousness. Just because it's so cheap and convienent. Just because I can.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "p-smZ-zJhkXonasATzryTw", "text": "i've always been a huge fan of blondie's, as i've been eating there(the SF location) since i was a little boy. fat slice isn't too far behind, IMO. slices are big, and thick, and greasy, and cheap. all good things, in my book. the regular cheese slice was loaded with cheese. it was about as close to a perfect slice, for me. a slice and a soda were only about $4.\n\nthe location was cool and parking wasn't too difficult. the place itself seemed a little dirty, though. blondies, across the street, was much cleaner. i was also disapointed that they didn't have their \"special\" ready. chicken pesto is one of my favorite slices, but i was told that it would take 7 minutes. fuck that. blondies always has their specials ready to order. but overall, this place is exactly what i need before/after a night of drinking.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_S5tB9stFX3YKLBPVoEjqA", "date": "2009-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "5D67BOjKaP3oi6stjKjHDg", "text": "Fat and cheap, just like a bargain Craigslist hooker.\n\nIt's great when Jok'emon is out front.  He's always got some good jokes for a dollar.  I love that guy!  They other homeless guys need a better gimmick if they wanna make it.\n\np.s. - Fat Slice is definitely better than Blondie's, hands down!\n----------\nedit - I just heard Jok'emon is wanted and on the run from the law...  He's innocent for whatever it is!  Free Jok'emon!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hwe8ofQPXY9O9HTbiBrbXw", "date": "2008-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "mvZ8GRJWeJT_yFpCQbSd5A", "text": "I have nothing bad to say about this place! I love Pizza, I love Berkeley and I love late hours. So when I get out of a Warriors game and I'm still hungry, I pass by this place and order a few pepperoni pizzas.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RvoPAtu1iSSwUfhD3tg1Nw", "date": "2010-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "0VaXLSPhIMjfoGulZPKYyA", "text": "After DYL happy hour, a friend stated that in Berkeley, after drinking, there are really only two good late night options - Top Dawg and Fat Slice. It wasn't THAT late when we rolled up, but pizza sure sounded good.\n\nSlices from the case were served instantly, hot, and friendly, and we each got a large, thick slice and a soda for under $5. They typically have a couple other varieties, but you'll wait a bit for them to cook it up. (Worth it for the daily special \"bacon with tomato and bell peppers\" that I got!) A modest amount of seating is available in the back, or just stand at the wall-mounted counters. \n\nPerfectly good and it hit the spot after a night at the bar.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PauNerg-kHRpoqLwB6F5CQ", "date": "2009-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 6, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "qd8l-VoFiZ8--gQXrrzhYw", "text": "Can pizza get any better than Fat Slice? I think not.\n\nI popped in the other day and surprisingly there were no panhandling dope fiends. \n\nOh actually I take that back, there was one. \nI knew he was a panhandler because of his crooked limp walk and his handful of free newspapers he was trying to sell. So before I even jumped out the car, I already knew the dope fiend wanted something as he was approaching. So I decided to mess with his head a little. I immediately asked him for 50 cents before he can even say a word. I think he was stunned. He must of never had anyone ask him for money, it was always the other way around. He stared at me with a blank face, he was in shock because he replied, \"i was gonna ask you the same thing bud\". There was a weird awkward silence, so I walked around him and stepped into Fat Slice to place my order.\n\nI ordered a Fat Slice of cheese pizza with a root beer. Enjoyed it inside. It was very delicious like always. There was so much cheese on that one slice, it was all over the place. Right then and there, is when I remembered why I love Fat Slice so much. The thick crispy crust and the greasy oily cheese drippin' on my shirt,  it was all there just how it should be.\n\nSo after killing the slice, I stepped outside and before I got to the car, the dope fiend shows up again. He had the nerve to ask me for change Again. I wasn't sure if he recognized me from those passed few minutes or did he just hit up some crack but I guess that's why they call them \"dope fiends\".\n\nBasically, ill go through almost anything just for a Fat Slice of Cheese Pizza. Fat Slice, Pizza at its Finest.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5fcd6FxrWE3VkSV0aBSXHw", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 7, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "XsADkXo6xVWF3NOBckdSAQ", "text": "not unless im drunk. and even then, im usually complaining about how bad it is. \n\nthe only times ive been here is if im drunk or if my fat ex boyfriend dragged me here. \n\nand there's a reason hes an ex.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "C5Z9aF7RAudlQysOINRZrw", "date": "2009-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 10, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "yMz9aORQ7b6i33fczQnsnA", "text": "A Saturday night run for cheap & fulfilling grub...FAT SLICE PIZZA in Berkeley!\n\nNot much needs to be said honestly, u either like Fat Slice Pizza or Blondie's Pizza who's just a block up. Well, BF loves Fat Slice & so do sis & I. My sis & I tried to have dinner in Alameda's Applebee's that was unsatisfying & disapointing, so we decided to venture out to Berkeley on a Saturday night. One HUGE slice of pizza just under $4...not overly greasy as a Jerry Curl, but crust thick as Rosa Acosta, & hot just like Laz Alonso ;-) There is no ambiance to give oohs & ahhs to, just get ur pizza, stand up & eat it along the wall inside or on the sidewalk, & you'll be more than happy! Beware of the bthrm, not really pleasant. Nice to see they take credit cards too. \nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag?select=p4nOgmRn9CxBMeksU-vXwA\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/uNumMb-5qNiVzW6T32Uiag?select=PmEP9tAX9DCY6qgPnUemhA", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E8z40nIghchINTwbBpPRiw", "date": "2011-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BWs1Q00DB8-8LqhvGqD2OQ", "text": "How was the food? How was the food? How was the food? Now times that by 10...that's how many times the counter guy will ask you about your food. Maybe it's because they're trying to improve upon it since they are new or maybe he has the memory of the fish. I really don't know. I do know though, that in the two times I have come here, the Jamaican gentleman asks how your food is incessantly. The first time it's cool. The second time, it's also okay. The third and x amount of times after...it gets funny/ grating. Depends on your mood. Even when my friend and I exited, he chased us down and again asked how the food was!\n\nThe water here tastes a little funny...like cardboard. Not sure why. The Jamaican fruit punch though, is freaking bomb. If you've had the Peruvian Chicha Morada, imagine that, but carbonated!!!!\n\nThe meat is very spicy. My tears were running when I ate here, so unless you can handle the heat, don't do it to yourself! The pita and onions did not too much to get rid of the spiciness, but did enhance the flavor. Sweet potato chips here are very plain don't get them. GET THE PLANTAINS! They are not plain jane, just plain deeeeliiiightttfffuull!\n\nI'm not a big fan of the water or the meats here, but the fruit punch and plantains will have me coming back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cy7Ind6z0jAEnuHzsPAEvg", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-CkuX8SAm4Lj-TbX0_FwDQ", "text": "This place is awesome. I ordered the meal option with 2 chicken skewers (one spicy and one mild), flatbread and 2 sides for $7.50. You can't get these flavors anywhere else around here. The grilled plantains are perfection. The roasted potatoes are your average roasted potatoes, but paired with the house sauce they're really good. Also the people that work here are friendly aaand it's conveniently located right next to campus!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1DJgT7NgkY3vaNxPJcaQ_g", "date": "2012-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D9uTLVI7luDsNXhWSu0dGg", "text": "Great place! Wonderful food! Awesome owner! Try it out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HItJhB3QzHSMbH3p53wRug", "date": "2012-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DRVB2YEq43Wcb0qrw-o5cQ", "text": "Good place for vegetarians. All the side dishes are great: plantains, potatoes, cord on the cob. You might just want to make a meal out of their side dishes, its really that good....especially the plantains. Sometimes I feel bad that corporate businesses like Starbucks are filled with people and interesting little private businesses like Suya only have a few customers.....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8sxfjkVs8C8VG5MVBu2YIQ", "date": "2012-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HXyjml4t6yZOpjeehoTVUA", "text": "One hit miss. \n\nI've been anticipating a try at this place ever since the upcoming signs were posted at its window. I think we just came in on a wrong day. The friendliness of the informative staff certainly drew us in and had us order a dish.\n\nWe ordered the Suya chicken skewers with plantain and bread. It took a bit too long for the food to be done. This was only for just one order and we were the only ones in the place... we had to kindly ask why it was taking so long. It's fine with me if its going to take a little while for quality but for the amount we got, and for the price, we were a bit surprised. The plantains were amazing. The 2 chicken skewers were a little dry and too heavy on the spiced rub... and we actually specifically asked for the mildest it could be, being aware the nature of the cuisine. The spice was so overwhelming that we couldn't take more than a few bites to finish it. And believe me, I love spicy, but this was just masking the taste of the meat too much and a bit unbearable. We took it to go, so couldn't bring much complaint right away. I have a feeling it was just forgotten about so it might have been overworked in the process of cooking. \n\nWhat I do love was the friendliness of the staff and excitement for their food. Maybe have a sample of the meat so people can try it out in these early stages.. ? Or have a sampler special at a lower price?  \n\nI will give it another try sometime in the future, but a little scared off from this experience that it may be in the more distant future. :(  Sorry guys, I know it'll be greater soon, just need to figure out the kinks.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CgxY3tj_gKp1rpMHWmiYNg", "date": "2012-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IVdu4Ba9a75uTEuNjcrcug", "text": "My review is for their grilled corn, mushrooms...there were really tasty and cooked perfect. I'll have to go back to try a meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2bTpr1S5MFsAKoDSyX_rzg", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lI1ONMLAyGRXnbCdF4rDhg", "text": "I stopped in last night and glad I did!  My palate was pleasantly pleased by the authenticity of this African street food, Suya and a side of roasted plantains.  So much so that I had to purchase another order to take home.\nI am sure as they get settled in this place will become a popular hit for those looking for a taste of this popular African speciality.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4RKMT_SNKWUIQ8cZp57gaw", "date": "2012-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M6NQ_p2H013NsBOvufIg-Q", "text": "I went to Suya for the first time tonight, and now I wish I'd gone there much earlier. The place was empty when I walked in, so I was able to order right away. I've never had suya before, and the waiter/cashier recommended the beef, plantains, and grilled corn. With a can of pop, it ran ~$10. The menu said that with each combo meal, you get two skewers, flat bread, and only get one side; I'm not sure why I got two. I think the price is about right for the serving you get when there are two sides, and I hope this is now the norm for them. You also get a little cup of house aioli with your meal.\n\nMy food arrived in about 7 minutes, steaming hot and smelling delicious, and its tasted better than it smelled. The beef was tender and very juicy, which surprised me for being a well-done meat (normally I think kebabs are really dry unless they're rare). The spices (a mixture of a bunch of spices, called tankora) were amazing - I'd love to get my hands on some for home grilling. You can order your meat spicy or mild, and I asked for midway; I think I'll get spicy next time. This spice blend has a slow build, enough to make my nose run a little by the end of my meal, but more spice would have been fine. \n\nThe grilled plantain was perfect. It wasn't sickly sweet (like the sweet plantains you might get at a Puerto Rican restaurant), just a mild sweetness. The texture was soft, not mushy. It paired perfectly with the house aioli, which has tankora (I think) mixed in. The grilled corn was also great. A previous reviewer said their corn was dry, but this wasn't my experience. Sure, it wasn't busting with juice like boiled corn on the cob, but there was a good balance of smokiness from the grill, salt, a hint of paprika, and maybe some cayenne. I didn't mind the moderate water loss from grilling. The flatbread was nothing special. It's cut into small triangles and I guess you could use it to make tiny pita tacos with the meat and onions, but if I go back I wouldn't be upset if I was too full to eat them.\n\nThere is indoor seating for 12, with outdoor tables and chairs for another 8. It's not a big room, and not well suited for large groups. There is a large TV on the wall, which was tuned to ESPN when I visited. It clashes with the calm ambiance of the rest of the restaurant. At least the volume was off. The only real problem I had was with my plastic fork - not as nice as a metal utensil for getting food off a wooden skewer.\n\nI really, really enjoyed this meal. I was full when I left, and quite happy. I will definitely be back, with other people in tow. My only concern is that its location is not ideal (Oxford has bad parking, and that block is not a main pedestrian route, though the restaurant can be seen from the stoplight on campus, a plus).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RXmPCoFx_zJvI_CibutP5w", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OQA2sqfv6agaROiCeoSWyQ", "text": "Happy to have an African-Carribean spot near my work! Be ready for spice! I can tolerate spicy food for sure, but maybe they should offer a less spicy option too. the meal definitely is not enough food. I ordered an extra side and was happy with it. the grilled plantain and corn is satisyfing, the chicken skewer was tender (and, again, SPICY). I waited about 15 minutes (and the restaurant was not full) but they did bring me a sample of their housemade punch while I waited, which was delicious!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eMpHKzq3s4cE-fBgB4uTrw", "date": "2012-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QON0ao4PCrq2FgFmWhBo9Q", "text": "I came here for lunch and each of my items arrived at different times so I couldn't enjoy it.  The meat, bananas and veggies were cooked in shifts it seems. The meat was flavorful, but there was too much heat even for me, and I love spicy food.  I was disappointed because I only get an hour for lunch, and by the time my meat came out, I was still waiting for the plantains. Those took about 20 minutes.\n\nOne day I decided to give them another try. The guy at the counter asked if I'd eaten there before and I explained that I had and that there was a long wait for some of the items.  He just said that's because plantains take 12 minutes to cook. He seemed to think it wasn't normal to expect a lunch plate to have all the items on the plate at the same time.  He also didn't apologize, or offer to make up for it with a complimentary item or meal, as many restaurants would have done.  \nBerkeley is teeming with restaurants, and there are many that are reasonably priced and want to please their customers.  These folks don't seem to care.\nSuya, I'm never gonna Seeya again!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5gc-mGJ8eN6lcNj4CGkF1Q", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qVhV6EeF-yA6Z5qTcnPAvQ", "text": "I was very exited to try this place out! The ambience was okay, more of a Caribbean kind of feel. I was a little dissapointed with the quality of food. In Berkeley you can find a lot of fresh and \"local produce\" sort of restaurants... This one wasn't :[ don't get it wrong, food was tasty, I just hope it tasted more fresh. Other than that, enjoy your time at Suya!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KY9fb8KqUrhX-TwisMT_gg", "date": "2012-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZNnc61PDDWB0oLF2sXsVEw", "text": "They were giving promotional literature at the Bart Plaza so a friend and I decided to try it out. Never again. I ordered the beef skewer plate and my friend ordered the chicken. Both plates were ice cold, the meat and the chicken were so overcooked you had to chase them with water to be able to swallow them. I asked for my meal to be mild and it was extremely spicy, my salad was dumped on the plate from a bag, had one half of one cherry tomato and no dressing. We had to ask for water twice as it was not delivered with our meal. I asked for change so that I can give my friend some change and I was told that they do not give change even to their customers. To me this was a wasted $8 and I will never go back there. We also waited 20+ minutes for our ice cold food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DHo_nse2s_3OIianmdvbKw", "date": "2012-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zxBR-m0y_v98EOChNen5VQ", "text": "Really friendly staff, good food, and student discount! :)  The chicken skewer was quite good, and the owner threw in the potatoes and corn to taste.  I also got a chance to taste the champa - delicious!\n\nLooking forward to visiting again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FhVd19KmQvUFUbDHA3LkFg", "date": "2012-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0_RtLHhkuXKLABt0qt6Usg", "text": "It's different. That's for sure.\n\nCame here with a friend, and both of us ordered a meal. They were running a promotion at the time where Cal students either got $2 off their meal or got 1 free side with their meal.\n\nMy friend ordered the BEEF SKEWER MEAL, which came with 2 beef skewers on 4 quarter pieces of flatbread, grilled corn, and an additional side of roasted sweet potatoes. Total was around $7.50 (can't remember the exact price, sorry :c)\n\nI didn't get to try the beef skewer, but it sure looked burnt. The roasted sweet potatoes were good though! But they only give you a few slices... At least the corn was an entire cob.\n\nI ordered the TILAPIA FISH MEAL, which came with 2 small filets of tilapia on a round flatbread, grilled plaintains, and an additional side of roasted potatoes. Around $8.95 I think.\n\nThe tilapia was grilled well, but the spice (whether it was the jerk rub or the suya spice) was wayyyy too spicy for me. This was my first encounter with Jamaican food, and I don't think the spices suit me very much :/\n\nThe flatbread was your standard starchy item. The plaintain chips were BOMB. My favorite part of the meal. But they give you FOUR slices!?! Come on! The roasted potatoes were also meager in portion, 1.3333 small potatoes cut into 4 small chunks.\n\nI do appreciate how the food is made on the spot. But I thought the beef was burnt, and the fish was overpoweringly spicy--essentially, so much spice that my mouth/lips were burning, and I really couldn't enjoy the juiciness of the fish without panting in pain. I had to take really small bites to eat it...\n\nTotal was $17.89, and the only thing I enjoyed were the sweet potato sides and the grilled plaintains. I was hungry, to say the least. Sigh. That's just not right.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6i0dAXUQ0qtf4y672lstMA", "text": "delicious!\ngetting into detail: \n- I ordered the Suya Peppered tilapia meal. the fish was just right; not too much dry rub, not too char-grilled and the roasted sweet potatoes were yummy!\n- a \"meal\" should come w/your choice of beverage it did not.\n- also, the \"meal\" is just one skewer, flat bread, and a side; that's not enough food for my husband who had to order another skewer a la carte bringing his grand total to $14. \n\noverall, the food was great! freshly cooked and seasoned well. a bit too expensive for a snack meal; either offer more food (in the style of combo #1, combo #2 etc and a drink) or drop the price a bit.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XXeWwJlfSKjE_c-W7hGiZw", "date": "2012-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "md95a66GMWvtMk9Cko6Jkg", "text": "I paid $11 dollars for tilapia meal, whcih comes with flatbread and one side dish. My tilapia and a piece of flatbread that they just toasted for 30 seconds on each side (not handmade or anything fancy, mind you) came 15 minutes later. The guy who hands me the plate says \"sorry, there was a misunderstanding.\"\nTurns out, the guy never put my plantain on the grill.\nI got my \"side menu\" after I was done w/ the meal. I had to have it \"to go\" because I was running late.\n\nWas that worth my time and $11? I don't think so.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2NuNFqtuW9egZ_7XFsqybw", "date": "2012-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b1gOuok8zWR9PXNdf1VPDw", "text": "Good food, but I think the price/value ratio a little off.  \n\nI had the chicken skewer meal; my friend had tilapia. The flavor of the marinated meats are good; nicely spicy, with a slow burn. But the quantity of food, especially for a small, somewhat slow place, is insufficient.  I feel like a \"meal\" should fill you up -- at least a little -- and when a meal is merely 2 skewers, a quartered piece of thin pita bread, and an (admittedly very nicely grilled) plantain, I left hungry. Add a drink and you're close to $10, which isn't the ideal price point for not-quite-a-meal so close to campus.  \n\nI can understand if they want to position the food as healthy, but my strong recommendation to the owners would be to add stewed veggies, maybe some beans, anything to bulk it up. African food has tons of inexpensive fillers, and we should see them! Otherwise I'm just not sure how long they will last...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M-yiinJhbWfxl8kNtCm0rw", "date": "2012-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "CKwXEv9rZiTEWgO-TN-0oA", "text": "The Honest Truth: The Food is great! Good flavors and good spice.  Everything else isn't as good.  Portions are really small, price is high, takes a while to get your food, no place to sit, my credit card didn't work there (i know it works at other places because I just used it)\n\nThe Details: I stopped by after going to starbucks because I was curious to try \"african-caribbean\" food.  They had samples of the plantains and it tasted pretty good so I decided to give it a try.  After receiving a full rundown of the whole menu I tried the Chicken kabob meal.  It came out to $8 and some change.  What I got was two skewers of chicken and a small potato.  The chicken was pretty good, but there were only a couple small pieces per kabob.  It came with aioli which was pretty good too.  But after finishing my food in a couple bites, I was still extremely hungry with $8 less in my wallet.  I was kinda disappointed since the guy said that the potato would be filling, even though it turned out to be smaller than the size of my fist.  There was also nobody in the place and I had to wait a good 15 minutes for my food once they started cooking it.  But overall, their food is good! If they're prices are lowered, or their portions get bigger I would give them a higher rating.  But for $8 there are a number of other places I would go to get my money's worth.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3SkgnSFpnMsH4SV5B2LHOA", "text": "Eh.  Got a beef skewer meal, which comes with your choice of plantain or corn (I chose plantain).  Also threw in a skewer of roasted potatoes, because I figured the \"meal\" wouldn't be enough food (I was right).\n\nI didn't have high hopes for my food, because instead of cooking the food on the spot, it was all pre-cooked and merely reheated on the grill.  Turned out to be a little better than expected, though.  The plantain skewer was excellent - sweet, tart, and moist.  The beef skewer was just a tiny bit dry, but not bad.  The skewered potatoes were undercooked.\n\nOverall a pretty disappointing experience.  And not too cheap, either, at over $11 for a small amount of food.  At that price, I expect more than reheated food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CfzBYwT29WA5na39N5rlWw", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eIMQl2XojDl4NFuj1LjPRg", "text": "I've always wanted to try this place, and increase my portfolio of foods I've eaten. I went with a couple friends, and the food was decent at best. Among the 7 of us, we ordered their \"value order\" of 8 beef skewers, an order of their tilapia, and sides of their grilled plantains and grilled corn.\n\nI found Suya to be a plethora of pros and cons, evening out into this A-OK 3-star rating...\n\nPros:\n1) Beef skewers were quite yummy! Quite the kick with the spices, and large chunks on the skewer. (Served with an aioli sauce.)\n2) Grilled plantains were sweet.\n3) The manager was really friendly, and solid service. \n4) Tilapia was nicely cooked. Simple, and tossed on a small bed of onions over a piece of flatbread.\n\nCons:\n1) Grilled corn was dry! Albeit big, definitely not worth it, and definitely not fun finishing a giant piece of corn that isn't enjoyable eating.\n2) Small place...I think the max number of seats are 12 or so...\n3) Not a wide variety of selections on their menu. Pretty much your usual chicken, beef and vegetarian skewers (the tilapia was a filet not a skewer).\n\nOverall, I wasn't wowed by this place. Worth a try if you want, but I would recommend eating at other places in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "saDYN_zBEoNheolWPh5RcA", "date": "2012-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GfpCv-jH8gqcc99Gu1YfpA", "text": "Something new and good taking over the old grill place's spot.\n\nI ordered a plate, containing grilled tilapia, flat bread, some grilled veggies, and a side of corn. Portions do look skimpy for the price I paid. It was like about $10 for the plate,  and you enough food to make you a taco. The flavors are great though. My friend who told me about this place said it's pretty spicy, I'm going to argue against it. It's very tolerable and mild for those who eat spicy food regularly. I really enjoyed the food, the way it was prepared kept moisture in the fish and the corn, so that it's not too rough and eat bite remains juicy. \n\nMy suggestion: do get a side, choose wisely so you pick a side that you know you would feel full after. Eat slowly and enjoy every little thing about the dish, you won't remember the portions that way.\n\nOwner was very nice too, came to our table a few times to teach us the right way to eat this type of food, checked up on how we think of the place. I would definitely come back, but it's not a place where I will come everyday for the price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2012-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "0u7XjmA4V3oPvjB8K7P7eg", "text": "Suya! Suya! Suuuuu Yahhhhhhhh.\nSuch simple food but I like it. Meat slapped with spices? Yes please!\nThe first time I ordered.. there was no one in the place... Now I have to wait in line!\nGood Good! I want you to stay right where you are for a long, long time.\n\nI recommend getting a meal combo. That way it feels less like I am getting ripped off... \nKinda.... Kinda.... Suya is expensive for what it serves mann.. I am taking one star down for their price. But that doesn't stop me from going to Suya because I love their plantains. I like their flatbreads with onions too. Oooohhh yeahhh. Their white sauce (mayo + secret sauce?) is awesome pawesome. I can drink the whole sauce mann. jk. Chicken is tender but beef was like rubber. \n\nSunny (one of the owners??) who has the same name is really nice too. He showed me how to write his name in Arabic. He can speak French too. How cool! Actually everyone is nice. Oh and outdoor seating! Yes. Bring your dogs and puppies. \n\nDon't be shy of African Caribbean Grill. Try it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jIllv_or24bQ97niC0OWDw", "date": "2012-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d05lrF5Is8-Ddy7MhmyJ-w", "text": "This place is not that great for large groups, but we made it work with our group of 7 by creatively moving some tables and chairs. \n\nOrdered the beef and tilapia with plantains and corn. The beef skewers were very well-seasoned and had a good kick to them. Tilapia was also delicious, especially with that creamy aioli that comes with everything. My friend asked for more of the sauce, and the chef readily gave us more. The plantains were sweet and perfectly grilled, but the corn was not that great, definitely on the dry side. \n\nI was really impressed by the service. The staff was very friendly and made sure we were taken care of the whole time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NwMpS7ikz2NUWzz8LftEJA", "date": "2012-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MZshEQbJVv_hkoPkD7D7cg", "text": "New place opened up, decided I would give it a try. I'm sad to say I wasn't terribly impressed... $8 bucks for a chicken skewer and a plantain. The chicken was coated in dry rub that was spicy but had little flavor. Simply too much dry rub. The plantain was really delicious, but I just can't see spending $8 for what amounts to a snack. The all you can eat buffet next door is the same price with better chicken. Maybe they'll change things around a bit since they are new. I'd be willing to give them a second chance after they've been around for a couple of months.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "C5eDFsEfwcLOpAiSeHS25A", "date": "2012-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "UZw6rwsRE2mXp0dfHLtHRg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KpXEt8Knfopmbyp7hW2REg", "text": "Suya grills everything (skewers and sides) in plain view, next to the cash register.\ndidn't know anything about the food. with some info from cashier/owner?, i was comfortable ordering something. guy is friendly, informative\n\nskewer options: chicken, beef, tilipia, vegetable(4.95)\nsides: plaintain, corn, potato,  (2.95-3.5)\n\neats: meal= 1 order skewers (2 pieces) + side + 1 free side, & flatbread\n-chicken, spicy\ngenerous serving, chicken leg meat had carribbean spice sprinkled on it. make it spicy\nchicken naturally juicy.\n-corn\nroasted corn good\n-plaintain,\nsweet tasting, great taste.\n-wanted potato but cooking would take a long time.\n\nfoodnotes:\n-seems pricey. with extra side, it's a bargain!\n-allow 15 minutes for food to grill. mostly made to order.\n-small flatscreen to pass the time.\n-nice for a thrill, wouldn't eat this all the time.\n-little seating available.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0zD-XCqHQtPqlk_A_ok4bw", "text": "The chips here are soo goooodd. ANd the tri tip sandwich is good but a little dry. Overall, the taste of food is okay. I was here on a Tuesday around 6. There is a huge screen because it is a sports bar and I can imagine the excitement when the games were on but nonetheless, the dining experience is only okay. \n\nit is a sports bar so I guess I can't expect much from it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S92qxT4XDchn25FcCzetbw", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4iyhJI4MuIJliTAFvbaNsg", "text": "I'm somewhat conflicted about how to rate Pappy's: for the event we planned there, and the service we were given, I'd give them three or four stars - however, by virtue of this not really being my scene, I can't justify more than two stars, as I personally won't be back. Read on for clarification!\n\nWe held a large party here several weeks ago, and were allocated a large space downstairs (where the dance floor and DJ was), were supplied with plenty of food (that was actually decent), and quickly fulfilled orders of beer. Working with the staff here, including the owner and manager, was easy and enjoyable, as both were very accommodating and friendly.\n\nUnfortunately (and this is where my personal biases come in), once things started to pick up around 11pm that Saturday, the downstairs dance floor became a giant, hot, sweaty cluster. While this was mitigated greatly by the fact that we had our own reserved area, anyone that comes here for non-semi-private events will have to expect to face these crowds, unless they stick with the upstairs bar, which was slightly less claustrophobic. So, if you're into the whole crowded club/party/college scene, Pappy's is a decent venue - my personal preference keeps me sticking to lounges that serve up artisan cocktails, however.\n\n***Accessibility Info***\n\nVenue - A  large, spacious venue, with an elevator between the two floors, making accessibility into and throughout the venue easy, as long as it's not crowded. Once the people start flooding in though, all bets are out the window.\n\nBathroom - I didn't check them out, so I can't comment, but I was told they're completely ADA-compliant. However, on the bottom level (I'm not sure if they have any upstairs), the restrooms are on the side opposite of the elevator, meaning, at some point, you're going to have to wade through the insane mob of dancing bodies.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vjwLL41-EOQQkLSonUMdGw", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "50lg1mQcI2BDYsBZPzTyBA", "text": "The first thing you notice is the giant screen and projector. The top floor is pretty much a bar and restaurant, but the floor bellow is almost barren. There are two pool tables, dart boards, and more flat screens, but the space there is kind of a waste. So I suggest eating on the top floor if you can. \n\nThe food is not that good. The meat on burgers and sandwiches should not be that chewy and should be seasoned correctly! There are plenty of burger and sandwich places around telegraph, so if you want a good place to eat, I's say skip this place and head for the next one. However, the atmosphere of the top floor is definitely vibrant and would be perfect for game days.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Bk9Y5YM9X3qliZkfYIUKhQ", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Epxej5MSMSg6XASAVxqsA", "text": "I met some friends here the other night and we only stayed for one beer, but I figured I'd still review it.\n\nWe didn't eat here, but the food looked really good. It's an order-at-the-counter style joint with a small bar. Beers were reasonably priced, and the servers where very nice. Apparently the place transitions from a diner to a \"bar\" bar in the evening. The poor security fairs had to go to each table and check everyone's ID when it came time to transition. He was a very nice guy. \n\nAlso, there was a downstairs area that we did not investigate. Back in the days of Blake's, there was another bar and a dance floor down there, but I'm not sure what the new owner of the building has done with it. \n\nAll in all, I'd come back if I was in the area, but I don't think I'd make a special trip to Berkeley just to come here. It wasn't anything too spectacular.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h6yctrIh2hnX6fFGYhZmEw", "date": "2012-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5k9vNrGmKUhF4y-gDMIScg", "text": "Drinks were good, but my group really went there for dancing! There was karaoke downstairs and it was really fun dancing to it. Only a few folks had the courage to dance with us. When karaoke ended, the club music started and then it got really, really crowded. Music was pretty good and we all kept dancing until we got really tired. To escape from the crowd downstairs, we went upstairs and ordered the irish carbomb. I heard it was DEELISH (my friends gave me water instead....). Thanks, Pappy. We had a good time! (It was during St Patrick's night.)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2EZa6g3yhwqI6ebeewnS0g", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6BjLXUc1bQFnsWn8QUcehA", "text": "The Tri tip sandwich was very good. It came with fries and a coke for $10.00, a good Value.Very nice inside with state of the art Tv's.Give it a try, you will like it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WNRMsdLBoAX3CA2Zn_6TYg", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "86Zba1omaTZuonGycj03qA", "text": "Came here for drinks after our lab midterm (yes our professor is that cool).  \n\nGreat for groups because of their large tables and space.  It's newly remodeled and clean.\n\nI don't know about the food since all I had was a few fries, which were typical and not particularly amazing.\n\nService was friendly.  \n\nPrices were pretty standard.  But I'm just still not used to spending more money on a drink than I usually do for a meal :(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4jPsIgMZT4_Ks5-myaW9Bg", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-blEzVVD2cHt67-H17_c-g", "text": "This place was awesome.  I hadn't been back to this location since Blakes had closed a while back, so I didn't know what to expect, but just stopping by for a couple drinks I was more than happy with my experience.  \n\nUpstairs seems to be a general sitting/drinking area with tables and a bar as well as a huge TV screen with sports on, so there's always something to watch.  When you go up to order from the bar, a large TV screen shows you the drink specials for the night (or it did when I was there) and you can even see them from outside before you go in.  I don't remember how much drinks were, but they couldn't have been terribly expensive (I'll try to update that if I'm wrong when I get a chance to go back...).\n\nWe didn't go downstairs much, but it was pretty nice.  Pool table, plenty of space to dance (at least that night) and I believe another bar.\n\nThis place is great, whether you wanna grab a couple drinks and watch a game or dance and party all night, it seems like there's something there for everyone.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uCHi-qeQXR4lYyCFPWQdZw", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bv2eqeR1vrod7z_NIvAEGw", "text": "First of all, awesome service! Which is rare at a local college spot. All the employees are super friendly, and always greet you with a smile!\nThe food is pretty good, I always order the chicken sandwich, it's amazing and full of flavor. I don't eat red meat, so sometimes I wish that there were more vegetarian or chicken/turkey options but i'm pretty happy with my chicken sandwich. \nThe price is decent, maybe some of the meals are kinda expensive...maybe they're that good and I just have to try them to judge. \n\nAs for the night life, this is a really cool spot to go grab a few drinks with friends. They have different events every night and an awesome happy hour! $1 shots? Yes please! $2 beers? Yes please! $5 pitchers? Yes please! Must I continue? It's a good place to get tipsy for cheap. Which we all know college students love! \n\nI love that they have pool tables, a strip pole \"whoo!\" B), darts, an outside patio, and karaoke nights! This is definitely a great hang out spot for college students!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P-xcy872BvGcClkNpNlPqQ", "date": "2012-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DXuOhAQ4Pmc3H4uJDJOiBQ", "text": "Nice atmosphere. Bar looks great however the cheeseburger I ordered was not good. The burger was too greasy that halfway through eating it, I started feeling sick. Bongo Burger is the place to go if you want a good burger. For the sports and tv, here is good enough.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mzRD0CDXfg5oB43bZ5F7DA", "date": "2012-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eljGviNc24ozRCNus5WfxQ", "text": "This place is so average I don't even know what to write about it.\n\nThere's nothing special about Pappy's, but maybe I was just so turned off by the whole college atmosphere. A bunch of bros leaving cologne trails, and tipsy girls wobbling in their heels. \n\nBut, the story continues. We went up to the bar, and both the bartenders were too engaged in their conversations to get our drinks. I had to fight through a wall of white girls to get my drink which surprisingly was good.\n\nI guess it's a great place for college students.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Y-G7q2Ok7kjKt263zY41Yg", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gqu7Wuw9qOMtuZoj5srxfA", "text": "It's getting better... I think... I'll have to visit at a not so busy time to get a better feel for the place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LWp5vcKuSeXDH_VVohOPEg", "date": "2012-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gWwj2wYdlJh8ZnKlVP6zUQ", "text": "I came here on a Friday night and it was packed. There were no real games on, but they found a niche market near campus and is taking advantage of it. The beer by the pitcher is expensive, and so is the food. Actually, the entire place is pricey for everything, hopefully it is due to it being new, however I highly doubt that as the place seems popular already. There's a downstairs also, which I didn't get to check out because a frat had reserved it. Lots of large televisions though", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h_dzY8_HVUvpfjMWZz_wkg", "text": "Went here from Thalassa after 12 on a Friday. Super cheap drinks...but it better be cheap when they're serving freaking PBR. \n\nThe dance floor downstairs was packed and the dub step was playing helllla loud. I'm going to sound lame for writing this, but forreal, bring ear plugs. \n\nI'd really only give Pappy's a three...but well, I saw Nathan Adrian here and got a hug from him, so it gets 4 stars!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cy7Ind6z0jAEnuHzsPAEvg", "date": "2012-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lZbZ3MD-hTSxaaWu6fE4zA", "text": "A poor replacement for Blakes that came before it, but otherwise a reasonable place to watch a game on the 100+ inch projected screen with supportive fans and a cheap beer.\n\nThe chicken sandwich is tasty, and I have heard rave reviews about the tri tip, but I do not eat steak.\n\nThe dance floor and DJ downstairs are a regular haunt of drunk freshman due to the close proximity to the Units (the dorms).\n\nPS. The 1 dollar well shots after 10pm are a major draw for some.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GK1XwSNvkENudN9IvD4LzQ", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O9DLFYhjWSBCHdFb78Bv8Q", "text": "It is very crowded on the weekends and it is very slow during the week. It just depends what kind of person you are. They had a really good special going on during Valentine's day. They also have pool tables downstairs and a jukebox device. I saw a game here on their huge projector screen. They also have plenty of seating.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2012-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_qQ8G90mWM9hx6aFb9kO4w", "text": "A few helpful notes about Pappy's Grill (the new Blake's).\n\n1.  Don't order the Tri-Tip sandwhich.  There's just way too much fat on the cuts and its not sliced thin enough.  The chicken sandwhich looked better, I might give that a shot next time instead (if there is a next time).\n\n2.  Ordered a pint of stella, and it wasn't that cold.  Tasted like swill, and I love Stella.  \n\n3.  The only plus going to Pappy's is the renovated space, which is now much bigger and open.  There's even an outdoor area.  However, the bar is in the very back corner of the space, so during game days I can imagine it being a complete clusterf*ck.  We shall see.  \n\n4.  There are plenty of big screen TV's and a massive projector, so this is good.  \n\nIn summary, I think most people would be better off going to Henry's on Durant.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZEc1ZQ6bvv_yG-tpMhmBiA", "date": "2012-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TADLUXgk1g_Xw879TzwkRw", "text": "A solid dining option close to campus. The steak salad is very satisfying. Good fries and burgers too. \n\nEasy to find seating for large groups too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jzqLpVkB1rg9AssLKm7lvw", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tJtfr1YurZNFOIbvpWdkzg", "text": "1 star for the service and the friendly bartender... the food on the other hand wasn't really good and it was kind of expensive, but they do give you A LOT. \n\nI ordered the chicken caesar salad and it came in a HUGE wooden bowl with side dressing. The chicken were grilled but wasn't juicy or flavorful at all. I think they put too much lemon in the salad dressing so it tasted SOUR. really sour... \n\nMy friend had the cheeseburger which she said was meh. I think the best part was unfortunately our order of fries. \n\nThe bartender was really nice and we ordered 3 cactus coolers... which he didn't know how to make so we had to tell him, and he ended up charging us $27 =/. I'm not used to paying anymore then $7 for mine but it was my friend's 21st birthday so whatever. The owner did end up giving my friend a free beer for his birthday though! \n\nI wouldn't come back for the food, but its a nice hang out spot.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ukkRTJLkQTx95fCalVn6BA", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VHSwZ_ogxqFzNiNwaLt8pg", "text": "The first thing you notice when you walk in is the huge projector screen. If they aren't playing sports, you might be watching music videos via Vevo as I'm doing right now.\n\nAfter you've soaked in the spacious upstairs, be sure to check out the downstairs. It comes with a pair of pool tables (coin-operated) and dart boards. There is also a digital jukebox fixture in the corner too. I heard some cha-cha music followed by hip-hop.\n\nThe staff is very nice and courteous--just what I'd experience from a new bar trying to build a loyal customer base. The bartender tells me they have live DJs play on Thursdays through the rest of the weekend.\n\nPitchers are around 15$, I wonder if they have happy hour.\n\nNot bad, but time will tell how well they fill the shoes left by Blake's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AckthJikDsJq_56DLd5_8g", "date": "2012-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VpQMUGti4J6n16S57hmJEA", "text": "Decent sports bar for watching Cal games and hanging in the neighborhood.  The menus looks amazing but is less tantalizing in reality.  I had the wings and also the spare ribs, with potato salad.  The food is quite average,  There is also no internet, very strange given this is right off campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nIxlLBtrdyBL4PFbxtipxg", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VY7OU2udAjn-nzE_VIDFrQ", "text": "While this place replaces Blake's old location, it isn't trying to be a Blake's.  Come in here with an open mind.  Its pretty chill.  A great place to kick back and watch a game, shoot some pool, and grab a bite to eat.  I stress the \"watch the game\" part alot because they have multiple screens on screens.  The food it typical finger food and it is decently priced.  There is ample seating and standing room for when it does get crowded.  I think given enough time, Pappy's will definitely make its mark in Berkeley culture.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wRxxUrViUJRqx5DIG7t4Cg", "text": "The food I had was mediocre at best. It was corn chowder, very bland and not very hot when it came out. The cocktails were overpriced at the bar, $33 bucks for 4 drinks. The bloody mary was disappointed, as was the mojito I ordered after the bloody mary was blah. My friend enjoyed her tri tip sandwich. It was okay, but I wouldn't recommend it to friends. \n\nOh, and downstairs (where the bathrooms are) is super weird and sterile.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RbcvdyuvKzGKomY5Rbwy8w", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XFmGJeNRtWOfmJs0J20WMw", "text": "This place has some really good happy hour prices. It's great place to entertain a rowdy group of friends. You certainly won't be scolded for being too loud here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pHTR3a2fnDSUkfKJ7WuOqg", "date": "2012-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zo0rWytRo4R6hZeg30QGOQ", "text": "The chicken wings are pretty dry. It's too loud to hear anything going on across the table/TV. The bar is SUPER small too.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2012-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zAzt-9q9Y_Txu30yBW7R7g", "text": "Came here on a Friday night to meet up with some college friends and it was not too busy around 10:30. To be fair, it was 4/20 so I'm sure people in Berkeley were more occupied with other activities. Anyways, drinks here are a little pricey, the place is loud, and company includes all sorts of people, from jailbait to old farts catching up over a pitcher. \n\nIn comparison to bars across the bay in SF... Pappy's is the McDonald's quarter pounder that gets destroyed by the beef from House of Prime Rib. There is simply no comparison.\n\nThe outside seating is nice and a bit quieter than indoors, so try to snag one of those seats if you can. Go to SF and find a real bar.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "QbMJIqQfRIgs7xRhpnBzsQ", "text": "4 stars for being clean on a game night, serving cold beer promptly, and a cute bartender. \nIt ain't Blake's, but since Berkeley has suffered Barmageddon with Blake's, Bear's Lair, Beckett's & Looney's closing, and Raleigh's burning down I'm happy just to have a watering hole (without flypaper carpet).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ppgHEFs-teyxQ_bYW2wExQ", "date": "2012-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ciYY3lQEtWMZH-QhZONwMA", "text": "#55. Revisited my alma mater and came here with a few friends since it was the closest bar.  I noticed that they offered $1 kamikaze shots, so we had four rounds.  It wasn't as watered down as I had expected, but not strong either.\n\nI checked out the lounge downstairs, which looked slightly renovated.  Even though the place was quite empty, the floors were really sticky and slippery.  Gross.  Also, last call was at 1:30 AM.  I'm not a party person, but that's kinda early on a Saturday night.  Just saying.\n\nThere are definitely better places to hang out.  But Pappy's is a convenient option if you have limited resources.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qEdxnnadZ2tcU9JOXjnGdw", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hui5PJi7MfK-_hg5FjsjIw", "text": "A few words about the place:\nReplacing the landmark Blake's is no easy task, but Pappy's doesn't fail to offer much of what its predecessor stood for: Bar, food, and dance floor. In all honesty I have only been here to watch games on their mega big screen television and during the daytime. However, if you're looking for a chill bar at night, a place to shoot some pool, or watch the game with buddies, Pappy's delivers.\n\nWhat I recommend:\nI can't speak for the bar service, but I have to say that the tri tip house salad is about as close as it comes to Intermezzo. It is loaded with meat and portion is comparable to intermezzo. Only drawback is that intermezzo salads have more tomatoes and avocado, two of my favs. The seating really is a mix and by luck you can sometimes seat your party of 10+ or at times be waiting for a table for 2. However, there is always seating downstairs if you prefer to be away from the crowd.\n\nBottom line:\nGet the salad, go here with a large group, or go to watch the game and grab a beer. Prices hover around $8 for food and the beers around $5. The atmosphere is classier than most in Berkeley and the crowd has definitely moved up a class from Kips.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_wXDCJIAbCkP4Y8otK6mTQ", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M12eeG5TUdDVWfYrq7kH9A", "text": "I liked it but I would have to say, after talking to the employees a little bit while waiting for my food, I'd say it's time for management to lighten up a little bit. The workers there seemed overworked and exhausted from too much micromanaging/demands.\nThe food: itself is great! The burgers are great, priced averagely but a a little bit better quality than your typical burger. So, all in all, go there the burgers are good. Everything else? Expect to pay ~10 for food (sorry not 21 so can't comment on bar). In any case, not necessarily suitable for catering to the poor college community? Idk, I'd personally appreciate a lunchtime special/combo priced more competitively at like ~5-6.\n\nAll in all, good food, priced okay, good people working there (but noticeably stressed).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mXH5JJftNqa2iuAGem874A", "text": "We watched Game 5 of the Miami Heat vs. OKC at Pappy's. We watched the game with a pretty rambunctious lot. We watched the game with a couple pitchers of beer and we had us a good ol' time.\n\nPEAKS: \n*awesome seating at the long bar top.\n*some pretty mean margaritas, if i don't say so myself.\n*talkative, friendly bartenders who shared tips on the hush hush subject of how to actually get a bartenders attention. (GIRLS PLEASE NOTE: yes, they have seen cleavage before.)\n*perfect sports bar atmosphere with tons of big screens scattered up and downstairs.\n*For a college spot, this place was pretty well kept and clean\n\nPITS:\n*the downstairs area was pretty lacking in ambiance....kind of like when you first move out of your parents place and all you have to put up on your walls is the classic Bob Marley poster....and nothing else.\n\nWe'll be back for a chill drink sometime !", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LgcmRTGRAuH65BjwwFT__w", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n8KVqfOJfJJWc0UcKyKaLg", "text": "Totally disorganized...on a night when there is a sporting event @ Cal...Pappy's needs to be better prepared / staffed.  30 people in line to place food order, and only one register open.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "au-HpUtSnSvjW3FnNdnbag", "date": "2012-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rzEYN09zaSadyPddVMgEBg", "text": "Decent beer selection and a full bar. Very nice large projection TV. \n\nNow, what puts me off a bit about this bar is that it is so nice. It has a very new, clean sort of track home feel to it. This makes is very different from many of the establishments in Berkeley. Everywhere else has a very old, lived in feel. The Bears Lair, Thalassa, Jupiter's and so on all have their own distinct, quirky personalities. Pappy's does not have a very distinct personality. Like I said before, it feels like a track home bar. \n\nAlso, I had a bbq bacon cheeseburger. It was okay, I'd rather go to manhattan grill or bongo burger though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wFTzCgrly8J9QWCFb4I-Fw", "date": "2012-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zKUksbOAyuBsPP939XUbDw", "text": "Although Blake's was a pretty standard bar, it had a good sense of tradition and authenticity in the UC Berkeley student community. It wasn't the most unique place, but it had some character. \n\nPappy's just feels like Blake's with a very generically modern twist. Brand new TVs, flashy bar, modern furniture. It just seems like the old school feel of a local college bar is gone and has been replaced with something trying too hard to be new, while still maintaining the Cal tradition with jerseys and posters hanging in scarce awkward places.\n\nI came during a quiet evening during the summer, so most students were pretty much gone. The beer selection is pretty extensive for such a generic bar, so I'll give them props for that. If you get a pitcher of beer, your glasses are already served cold, so that's a plus.\n\nThe employees I encountered were pretty mediocre. Service without a smile and long wait times even though there was no one around. I guess that's just a hit or miss thing, so it's not a big deal. \n\nIf I was still a student, this would probably be my last bar choice. There's just so many better options. Once they make a name for themselves, make I'll reconsider.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rhsbEZGt8fv4gIjwlYDTJw", "text": "Holy crap, Pappy's has got a bad rap on Yelp!\n\nI've been to Pappy's several times, and every single time I've had a blast (though my experiences may have been enhanced significantly by alcohol). Whether it be for Happy Hour (their Happy Hour ROCKS btw) or just late at night to dance and have a good time, Pappy's has always delivered.\n\nI think it's quite nice for a sport's bar. I am a little turned off by the amount of flies that make it into their place, though D: keep your doors closed or something XD and the outside patio is pretty abysmal. \n\nI guess the 4 stars is more for the experience. If you want a nice sports bar experience (as opposed to a divey experience), Pappy's is the place to go. It opened at kind of a weird time (at the end of the Berkeley semester before summer break), but I think it will definitely pick up by the time school starts :D\n\nOn a (very important) sidenote: they should really rename \"Pappy's Happy Hour\" to \"Pappy Hour\".", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GO1y1duHFo-AaS4RiLMKDQ", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WnbQydYOvLkJOsJScOxT6Q", "text": "I had an awesome time here Saturday night. The security and bartenders were super friendly and the drinks were fair-priced. I ended up leaving my debit card and they were super flexible about getting it back to me. \n\nCan't speak on the food but it's time for a fun college bar in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "niryNB5Ck5-iP8hIk1TVdA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iPj7HOijdVXtdHXsk3Av_g", "text": "This was literally the worst sports bar i have ever been to. I only went because of the name which just so happens to also be my nickname, on top of being where Blake's was which was the rawest food spot on telegraph. So this new place doesn't have wings or a happy hour, the small bites of food are overly priced and the setup looks like a college dining hall. I dont even want to give this place a star because its really that bad but i have to for it to register", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GX1hc62D2u_QkZKy_yHRHw", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "z7OnB-Opq_qN_WDTBfE4GA", "text": "This was a new place so I decided to check it out. The tri-tip streak sandwich I had was god awful. Some pieces of tri-tip steak and two pieces of sandwich bread with a side of bbq sauce. The steak was a little too dry and there were no veggies to make it more moist. For the first item on their menu, I expected much more especially since it cost $9. \n\nThe place has a lot of space so I could see how it would be great for sport hangouts, and they even have pool tables downstairs. However, if the food continues to be this bad, I don't think I'll be able to return.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2012-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "6rvzhPJDHc7l1_ZcAP_YlQ", "text": "Can we petition to bring Blakes back? FUCK THIS PLACE we want BLAKES BACK!!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ZWr-9WqSqGMEy4wW3-4kSA", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GebPBsPKKtRSbiJnR5ES4A", "text": "Atmosphere was very cold and sterile. \nIt look like a Jack-in-the-Box in a TV room\nNot!!! a  warm no \"Cal\" sports club just big TV screens no atmosphere. Bar was too small could not have a friendly gathering.\n\nHope they improve and get better!  Will check out again.\n\nMr. C", "stars": 1, "user_id": "bET14qFyIUeRZtwNbrPjzQ", "date": "2012-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YSK_3_o_R4CwQzLvj_e0Pg", "text": "Ok decided to write another review based on my experience last night.\nThe bouncers SUCK. Like they are unnecessarily RUDE. I'm pretty sure they're told to be like this though but honestly, this isn't Vegas. It's Berkeley. You don't need to act like that to get people inside your bar. \nMy friend went in by herself and heard the security say \"I can't wait for a group of people to come so I can tell them to wait.\" Really?\n\nI would actually like this place if they got rid of this stupid attitude. Actually I think a lot of us would.\n\n\nI just added a star because I know the management is really trying to deal with the negative reviews they've received. Hopefully things turn for the better and this can become another iconic Berkeley spot.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "Itkswq0vblqKsw5NqR5mfA", "text": "Congrats. You combined a bar with a high school cafeteria.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4HT4YWJhIW-mtwvfLQPrBg", "date": "2012-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4gGO3AXPHFN9JqgIpU9-Gg", "text": "I'm being generous with the 4 stars...I'll break it down for you. \n\nPros: since the renovation, there is more space and everything looks nicer\n      Pool tables (however, dominated by the same people so that is a negative) \n       Nice place to relax and get some food and drinks\n     One bouncer was pretty cool...the others..not so much\n\n\nCons: \n    Drinks can be pricey.\n     Bartenders need to relearn how to make certain drinks, ex: gin and tonic \n     Mostly men..who can be a bit creepy\n     Got a Caesar salad, the bread was burnt beyond recognition..and could not be eaten. \n    Need more vegetarian options!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2012-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AhISKPb5tlD43QKpC69Q1g", "text": "My friends and I had a really good time here last Wednesday night! Thank God another bar opened up on Telegraph after Blake's and Raleigh's closed down :(\n\nWe got here around 9PM and had a couple rounds of beer - nothing too crazy and the prices were pretty standard. Some things I noticed and liked about the place included: lots of seats and standing area (great for crowds), a huge projector screen and many flat screens (even better for crowds), pool tables downstairs, and a full bar!!! Staff was friendly and they were playing Top 40's music, which is always a crowd pleaser. The place was about 35% filled up, so I didn't get a feel of the type of people who go in (but my friend Charles tells me there are a lot of attractive athletes on the weekends).\n\nWill definitely come here again earlier in the day to try the food, and to see what it's like when it's crowded with people during a big game.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2012-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-OrxM4SMvM8BXQ6i-7SK3Q", "text": "After one of my very favorite local pub/sports bars in Berkeley burned down a few months ago, I was heart broken and felt like there was no where in the area to watch sports and enjoy some food/drinks....and then I found Pappy's. New sports bar!? Hooray! .....and that excitement was unfortunately short lived.\n\nCame here not long ago with some friends to watch a sports game. It's very spacious and in an excellent location, however it's very empty, doesn't have much a sports feel to it other than a lot of TV's, but it could really use some posters, flags, or something fun to deck the place out. There are many places to sit and stand though which is great. The basement has some pool tables and tv's, but it's just so empty. Felt like clean plain college basement, lol. Not a bad thing, just could use more oomph! The beer selection is mediocre, the food was oooookay, and yeah, that's about it.\n\nThe staff was very nice though because we wanted cheese fries and turns out they don't have them on their menu (ps: they should!) They still made some fries and covered them in cheese for us. Bonus points for that! We greatly appreciated it. The quesadilla was good and the salad was so-so. We had tofu on the salad and it was over cooked and shriveled up. \n\nI am down to come back again and give it another shot because it is a sports bar, the staff is nice, I like the location, and they are new...there's always room for improvement. :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WSaXBx-Zei0Nq-9_8U6juQ", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "xGFXOLfw88SzQsEFjYlf5w", "text": "We spontaneously made a trip to Berkeley and we somehow, ended up here. \nI had fun, despite feeling a little invasive in a predominantly CAL student venue.  \n\nI'm nearing 29 years of age and graduated from college 5 years ago (damn, putting those figures down kinda makes me feel like a dinosaur).  But, I blend right in, thanks to my ageless Filipino genes.  We sat down, I chair-danced to the typical hip-hop/pop top 40's, and people watched. Ahhhh....people watching.  As I entertained myself while looking at the super excited college kids dancing in a circle, I asked myself if I acted like that when I was 21.  I'm pretty sure I did, but I DEFINITELY danced better.  Oh, there was an array of different forms of off-beat dancing.  My favorite was a guy whose feet, literally, did not move from the ground.  His body was moving knee-up, but those feet were amazingly planted on the ground.  I must have been watching him for about 30 minutes.\n\n\nTheir beers were pretty cheap.  I ordered 5 beers which came out to be $19. \n\nTowards the end, we finally got up to dance. I had to dart from a douchey-looking frat boy, who was probably 10 years my junior (does that qualify me as a cougar??). Plus, my friend almost got knocked down by a couple who was straight up ballroom dancing in the crowded dance floor.  I decided to overlook those minor incidents because I had a blast!\n\nSo to wrap this up, 3 stars for crackin' music, cheap beers, and happy, drunk, excited college kids.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "521_QKerZNYI0ylftfbj4g", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "gbpHxGxFW8QCtednEOJuFw", "text": "Ehhhhh\n\nI feel like people may appreciate this place for things other than food, but I was pretty disappointed with my salad. I ordered a half sesame chicken salad, which was way more than enough for lunch. The full salads look huge(!), and I even ended up taking most of my half salad home as leftovers. However, it really wasn't that great. The dressing and crispy noodles are really salty! And the lettuce didn't taste that fresh, which was a real deal breaker. We also tried their avocado burger and chicken quesadilla, which were just okay.\n\nService was really slow. I asked for a box, and the girl behind the counter just walked away, leaving me to stand there for a long time. Uhm... ???? They also wouldn't give us a box for burgers.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ypi79ZvMEwlW7aNcrb418g", "date": "2012-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vMdN1O8zifKn2_uc_sdN2Q", "text": "i want this place to stick around so i'm going to give my constructive criticism:\n\ni'm not sure what kind of burgers you're using but you've got to change it. burgers should not be chewy. i was starving when i ordered a cheeseburger and couldn't finish it.\n\nfries are good - don't change those.\n\nare you going to add appetizers? wings/nachos? would be good for sports games.\n\nare you eventually going to have cocktail servers? it's going to be ROUGH getting a drink at a bar with only 6 seats if there's more than 20 people in there at a time, which i'm assuming you'd like to have happen?\n\nservice - everyone was friendly!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2OEY19bnlKM6RJxlVBpCIw", "date": "2012-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TgzY0_g-PcDp-eS4Qg2zHA", "text": "Got the free burger with purchase of drink special a couple weeks back. The burger came out looking pretty good, but upon inspection, the patty is very greasy. Sad to say, it is much greasier than even the street-side shop of IB Hoagies (whose burger and cheesesteaks I have to say are AMAZING AND HIGH QUALITY ANGUS BEEF). \n\nI wrapped the burger patty 3-4 times in napkins and the napkins got drenched with oil every time. I gave up trying to get most of it out. \n\nTopped with ketchup, the burger was decent. I wouldn't return for it.\n\nMay want to come back and try the cornbread, which looks hauntingly similar to Smart Alec's...must compare...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JXnW7mGyMfojNsrG7nx_ug", "date": "2012-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "BHb8XRKsBSDsfuwsCOXWmA", "text": "Why can't people just accept Pappy's for what it is and be stoked that it's way cooler than Blakes!?\n\nA great place to pre party before a Cal game and get a pitcher or 5. With $10 pitchers of Bud Light, what is there to complain about!?\n\nCant comment on the food, but I can't imagine it's THAT bad. Anything is good when you're drinking. The service is a little uptight and weird but hey, that's just customer service. I talked to the owners wife and she seemed legitimately happy with the place, and was really passionate about what they created. Gotta love that! \n\nThis is my new go-to party spot before any Cal game. GO BEARS!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aS8mvg6EYBQrPp7n36MUOw", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "NH9RZCLQrIZmEpG9d1yvbg", "text": "Pappy's clean up Blake's real nicely, but both are the one and the same to me still. This meaning, overpriced food and drinks in a large decent space. This is one of those places that would only be enjoyable if there was a crowd and if you're into hanging out with undergrad college students. Come here for all your major sporting events. The food is good, but on the pricey side for what it is. The burgers can be ordered with a soda or beer combo deal. The fries are thickly cut and the condiments are infinite. The burger was delicious, though skimpy on the pickle slices. Beers are $5/pint and $15/pitcher as long as it's not Bud Light. That said, the selection is mediocre. Of the usual, the notables being the usual Sierra Nevada IPA, Racer 5 IPA, Widmer Hef, Shocktop White. The service is pretty good, definitely well-staffed with people with good attitudes. The downstairs area has lots of room, dart board, and pool tables. There's also a patio. There's a cool digital jukebox there, but I can't say the same about the tunes.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "W_14XPx-En1MmvaZykjxpQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "GYrqV3R4KylCK2N9nS9-uA", "text": "Pappy Waldorf was the beloved football coach at Cal for almost a decade. I'm sure he's rolling over in his grave about this lousy place that bears his name.\n\nI always start me yelp rating and \"tip-o-meter\" with 3 stars and 15%. The woman that took my order was cheerful. Cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke. $8.15. I gave her a $1.50 tip.\n\nI find a high table top facing the big HD screen with ESPN. Turns out is was dirty. OK. I ask if I could have a rag to wipe the table. No, we'll get it clean up right away.\n\nRight away never came.\n\nNo cheeseburger yet, so I now move to the bar to watch ESPN. Friendly guy greets me as I sit down. Then all of a sudden, he slaps his open hand on the right next to me on the bar! He looks at his hand and tells me, \"No matter where you go, there will always be fruit flies.\"\n\nThen he wipes his bug smashed hand on his pants (didn't wash his hands mine you) and proceeds to put glasses away and make drinks.\n\nUgh.\n\nNow the burger comes out and I set it down on the bar. There is a condiment bar, but it's on the other side of the room. Trek over there and it's a mess too.\n\nFinally sit down to eat, feeling sickened by the bugs and the messy place. Oh, I'm now lucky to sit next to a Cal maintenance worker, drinking a beer (hope he was off), and eating Buffalo wings. \n\nWell, talking while he is smacking his lips on a chicken bone to the fly guy. And trying to talk to me about.... Never mind. Shows me his beaten napkin and says, \"They don't make napkins like they should anymore.\" Enough! I eat half of the meal, which was OK and left.\n\nI checked in on yelp 20 minutes ago and now I've just finished this review. I'm finished with Pappy's too.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "28Bw3Q6AmdfWAzO6nKBkZw", "text": "My new favorite take-out comfort food place!!!  They cook the lamb gyros briefly on the grill before serving it, so it hasn't been sitting in a cold bin all day like most gyros places.  The portions are extremely generous, and the best part is that it isn't very greasy, so you could eat a lot without feeling sick!  The plate also comes with a salad (standard salad, nothing special), yellow rice pilaf (very tasty!), and pita (they warm this on the grill too).  \n\nThis is a much better use of my $8 than Thai Basil, or the $9 beef-and-lamb wrap (which contains mostly beef) from Oasis.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4jPsIgMZT4_Ks5-myaW9Bg", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2LVWMT59rOZFJqxpf7PIHw", "text": "I think this place was called something else back when I was in Berkeley (boy, that tells you how old I must be).  I remembered the falafel was good way back, so we decided to grace the place in the pouring winter rain.  And they sure didn't disappoint.  We ordered the $2.99 falafel and $6.95 beef kabob plate (to my dismay; I wanted the gyro plate but hubby thought he knew better) which comes with salad, choice of rice or fries, hummus, and pita bread.  There are 6 falafels complete with yogurt sauce and pita breads. The shell is thin to perfection, the inside fluffy and piping hot.  The hummus was the bomb.  Beef kabob is a little dry, and I still stuck to the belief that we should've ordered gyros instead.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MfzBAVDW10eWSJT05Z40YA", "date": "2009-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ljvff1vus3f9qiylVR6Pw", "text": "My first experience at D'yar was pretty good, I'd give it a solid 3.5, rounded up to 4 for now because I'm hungry. I ordered the chicken shawerma plate that comes with pita bread, hummus, salad, rice, fries, and chicken (you should ask for half half on the rice and fries, since both are pretty good.) \n\nI wasn't sure what the small puddle of orange sitting on top of the hummus, but I ignored it and actually enjoyed the hummus very much. As for the chicken, it was a bit dry and not very tender and juicy, but it was well seasoned and went well with the hummus and pita bread. The sald was also decent, a bit lacking on my plate, but just very normal lettuce, some random veggies, and dressing. The rice also went well with the hummus, chicken, and pita bread, and wasn't too dry. Also, for the price, it was a pretty big portion and left me full. I'd definitely come back here for a fix of meditteranean food again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4WSwlOFjZVeAWhEbGlkVBw", "text": "I ordered a chicken shawarma plate with rice. The pita was meh like most I've found that you can buy at grocery stores like Berkeley Bowl & TJ's. Reminds me of Noah's bagels - the best bagels of Berkeley though they taste like styrofoam when compared to Montreal/NY bagels. The hummus was good - not great but getting there. The actual chicken was overspiced  though tender. Sure, $7.40 tax in for a plate is reasonable but the food leaves something to be desired.\n\nAlas, my hunt for delicious Middle Eastern food continues after my visit here. I suspect a big reason I haven't been able to find something comparable like found in Montreal is that there is a much smaller Middle Eastern population here in the Bay Area. If that makes me a snob, so be it, though I just think it means the bar is much higher.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5Vq8IKr0glGCRGjNPeoc6A", "date": "2011-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5Ri8YE6ggMfJQ2gUYQSBDQ", "text": "When I get sick of \"something\" over rice or \"something\" fried rice\" or pad \"something\" at asian ghetto, D'Yar is my go to fallback plan. I usually end up getting the chicken shawarma plate because the combo comes with a drink and it ends up being around 7-8 dollars. If I'm not feeling too hungry, I usually go for one of the wraps. The gyro meat and kebabs are quite good here too. They give you extra pita bread for free if you ask! :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0qWGr1Tix_8qIuOXobpaMQ", "date": "2012-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5-VT-rsWHQs14ALnYVtuPw", "text": "Pretty sub-par. Went in for an early lunch so maybe they weren't on their game yet. Staff not exactly rude but definitely not friendly. I got the lamb plate, which looks awesome in the Yelp photos and in the restaurant. Lamb had good flavor but very tough. Good pita and hummus. Salad was plain, little flavor. Asked for fries and got rice, which was also bland. Over $9 for a moderately filling, bland meal? Won't be back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lv-_HManGpPGTheiCpfd_g", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6838N3esKzoF18yuxy6uXQ", "text": "Good food, Good price. \nCant go wrong.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8suFQhxnUkGVU-9WJk6oow", "text": "I've been craving Falafel like crazy lately and hit this place with the family today to check it out and it was pretty good!  The prices are great, portions decent and, most wonderful for a student-food zone place, very clean!  I ordered the falafel wrap and my husband ordered the eggplant wrap and we were both happy but would have liked a bit more tahini.  \n\nAnd I always look for hot sauce as I grew up going to Falafel Drive-in in San Jose (which has the BEST falafel and hot sauce I've ever had) so I compare all falafel joints to them.  No luck on the hot sauce but I'll still go back when I get the f-craving again ; ).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uZXi5TgdlTp5LoeEP44lWw", "date": "2010-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Ac3yf-ufDOfTmgV3TMAuQ", "text": "I always visit this place when I visit Berkeley, they have the best prices and best taste around the East and South bay areas. I highly suspect they lace their gyro meat with crack...\n\nHighly recommend!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GOVXHcBBO-9Tp2oBXuCHzw", "date": "2010-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9WrLEw0ekY9ltCe_HZuWJw", "text": "Great Mediterranean food right next to campus at a good price for the portion. \n\nI used to get the lamb and beef gyro wrap, and now I get the lamb and beef gyro plate because it comes with hummus, pita bread, and french fries (or rice). \n\nThe meat they use in those dishes is very soft, tender, and flavorful. It's pretty oily, and at times that can be a little overwhelming.\n\nThe lemonade is hit or miss--sometimes its sweet, and sometimes its undrinkably bitter. \n\nYou can call ahead if you're in a hurry, but they don't take too long if you don't.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Yom4tN3G6K4RAEloinm_dQ", "date": "2010-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AN_Gxrr6vrqiGipf_B3Tew", "text": "This is a standard Greek restaurant, nothing fancy.  The interior is unassuming, the workers don't treat you particularly nice, and the menu options don't offer anything groundbreaking. What D'yar does, though, is offer simple menu options made extremely well. That's it. Go here for your standard chicken shawarma plate, but I guarantee you it will be the best god damn chicken shawarma plate you've ever had, son.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "najINRfP3hPXPN7QPTsIyg", "date": "2011-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b7gzqkw1QgXIdhPQKVHAww", "text": "best falafel i've had yet in berkeley. will definitely return.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2010-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B9xWqcjP7W0dx6lswzIRww", "text": "A Berkeley gem, really good food that delivers regularly and is made fresh for you.  They use flatbread for the Schwarma's and Gyros, which I love.  Decent hummus, ok Dolma's, really good fries.\n\nThe restaurant is a bit crowded feeling inside, but a fun people watching location if you're ready to \"rough it\" and better than most in the area.  For the area, its a 4 star, though leans towards 3 if I think outside just Telegraph.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o_HH_3a-XqT8EDcZc2QO3Q", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BlT9ETUbd_HDKNvqjAnF4A", "text": "I was looking for a late lunch since I didn't make it to dining hall hours.  I wasn't sure what I wanted ... that is, until I saw the big sign for Greek food.  The place looked stylish and clean (surprisingly, this is not all that common in Berkeley), and they had a Gyros Wrap on the menu, so I decided to try it.\n\n3.5 stars for my yummy made-to-order beef and lamb gyros wrap.  (I was looking forward to becoming a vegetarian when I moved to NorCal, but there are so many delectable, meaty restaurant offerings that this notion lasted less than two weeks.)  It had cucumber, tomato, red onion, and tziki.  \n\n1 additional star because: the man was very friendly, the service quick,  and the scenery was nice (attractive men and women dining in and taking out).  \n\nI am inclined to give this place 5 stars just for the fountain sodas with unlimited free refills.  (No refills is a Bay Area anomaly to which I don't think I can ever adjust.)  I am rounding my 4.5 star rating down to a 4 mainly because the food was good, but not great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9Fbu-kvNNWMFFKVa65lTIQ", "date": "2008-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c7wqoOssqgBUpG3bnYhAIA", "text": "i LOVE this place! when i'm craving mediterranean food and don't want to leave a hole in my wallet, this is the place i go to. their food is very decently priced and their portions are huge. hooray for d'yar!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9UzhgsdxeGrKoSZS2sB2dw", "date": "2011-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cf0jrx9fH_mK2vCDctPbRg", "text": "taste is okay, I would say its pretty good, portion is large and price is reasonable, the people there are very kind. I ordered the steak wrap which comes with a nice sauce and their fresh lemonade is quite good. their plates also look quite tasty and their soup is delicious. I had chicken noodle soup, which they gave me lemon on the side and never knew chicken noodle soup would taste so good with lemon.\n\nTheir fries are also decent just regular tasting fries that you order on the side, cheaper than the mediterranean place you'll find in asian ghetto.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eSovBfz8diIbXYamn5U95Q", "date": "2010-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "csEfdgb2rfIx-df1o16-8w", "text": "1-2$ more than I'd like to pay, everything is pretty standard/bland/stale, nothing really stands out. If Sunrise Deli is open, go there instead. It's much much better, but open less frequently.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d276hcwpuBqS-73vWeWQNg", "text": "Came here on a spontaneous trip to Berkeley looking for something to fill our hungry stomachs. When I saw \"gyros\" on the menu, I knew I had to try it. Gyros had been my new food that I have been recently introduced to, and I love it. Definitely great for any meal. Only problem with the gyros places I've tried is that they can get expensive..\n\nIt wasn't the case at D'Yar however. We came in for lunch to see a sign on the window displaying, \"Pita pockets with drink for 4.99.\" In the pita pocket, you have a choice of filling it with a gyros, chicken shwarma, or vegetarian option. I chose to fill my pita pocket with gyros. I also ordered a side of fries which I believe was 1.99 or 2.99\n\nThe gyros was OK for me. The meat was a bit dry and it lacked the yogurt sauce that most gyros places are known for. Other than that, I enjoyed the gyro.\n\nThe fries looked like they were done cajun style, similar to ones you would find at Arby's or Wingstop. The problem I had with them was that they were too salty. Whoever sprinkled the salt on them put waaay too much. I found myself walking over to the water dispenser several times to quiet my thirst receptors.\n\nI might go back and try them again just to sample other dishes they have. I'd probably request no salt on the fries next time. For the price though, it was a good deal.\n\n3 stars for OK food and great prices. A few things mentioned above reduced my rating of the restaurant. Don't let a 3 star rating discourage you though from trying and forming your own opinion of the restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5bmgZahEj77jF2z_ArxGlw", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DVrLx4W8vBVLmSEmJNCEuA", "text": "The Falafel deluxe was pretty good but I think there could've been more falafel and less potato.  It's cheap and fast and I'd be willing to try shawarma next time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VyaokXwknYm0Mg6f_F1b5w", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e428Ti-MMxBzJI1-riJYrA", "text": "By far my favorite cheap and fast Mediterranean restaurant in Berkeley. I can always count on D'Yar to satisfy my Mediterranean cravings.\n\nATMOSPHERE\nIt's a tiny place with enough seating as long as you don't come during busy hours (aka: lunch time). Since it's located right next to the \"Asian Ghetto,\" expect it to be crawling with students.\n\nThe workers are really nice and always let me substitute Greek salad for french fries!\n\nFOOD\nI always, always, always order the CHICKEN KEBOB PLATE, which normally comes with rice, salad, pita, hummus, and 2 chicken kebobs. \n\nHowever, I don't like how sour Greek salads are, so I substitute the salad for a plate of their delicious french fries! BEST DECISION EVER. The fries are fried to perfection and are sprinkled with a tasty seasoning.\n\nThe chicken is always tender and juicy, with just the right amount of char. The rice is buttery and complements the chicken. The pita and hummus are delish. I always have leftovers, which says a lot considering how much I can eat.\n\nFor the price, taste, quality, portions, and convenience, this place takes the cake for great Mediterranean food near UC Berkeley!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "D-anvESbGXSH60T4AalPEg", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EpH5gJUYrO2wonELQxMaSQ", "text": "My friend brought me their chicken shawarma the other day and as I was eating it, I was thinking this is so good how come I haven't tried this place before. I liked their pita bread so much that I had to go back the next day. For some reason, it didn't taste as good as it did the first time around. It tasted unhealthy, but the plate is big so you get your money's worth. They give lots and lots of chicken.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "m7rbZtL4b8du326Ng43SiA", "date": "2010-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ExCHCuChEz6CJWMy5MdNrw", "text": "As an Arab vegetarian who grew up in the Middle East, I know my falafel. It's not only part of my culture, but it's one of the few foods in my culture that I can eat!\n\nThe falafel at D'yar is the best I've had in California. Period. It's not as good as back home, but it's the closest you'll get without getting on a plane and going to Beirut. All the sides are great too. The hummus is pretty good, the tahini is great, and if you like spicy foods make sure to ask for the GREEN hot sauce(Way spicier and way better than the red!)\n\nI'd recommend the Falafel plate (which isn't always available as it's one of the daily specials) so you can make your own mini sandwiches with bread and throw whatever you want on it, or if you're in a hurry, just grab a falafel sandwich.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mHzKkck8wi39i1plZwa6Tg", "date": "2011-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f-XIikIEC84a2P98d9WU2g", "text": "So the food here is just okay. The falafel lacks flavor, and the salad is wayyyyyyy to over-dressed. the sanwiches were nothing special, and the bread was not good.\n\nsunrise deli is like 29348024809 times better, actually i think that's why i'm being so harsh on this place. to anyone who hasn't tasted sunrise deli, this place would probably be okay, but everything at sunrise deli is just sooooo much fresher and tastier and better (and i think sunrise deli is cheaper)\n\nalso, the guy working at the counter here was kinda rude to me, and he seemed really annoyed when i asked for an extra thing of tahini. \n\n\nthe only good thing about this place is that it's nice and clean on the inside, and it looks like it was recently built or at least remodeled, but the food is just not that good", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OQOcmj9UzbrLwA01cHLwIg", "date": "2009-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HDlWu7585nxxvPcq0i4Emw", "text": "Tons of really good tasting food-- $7 combo plate easily fills you up.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2XKA9NwN499NjkePsWS8BA", "date": "2009-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HDzY_UsioMuGRtYENqjIOw", "text": "Pretty good falafel sandwich for less than $6.00. Eh it's fine.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RzfYW15KepJZqPjlnazlNg", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hNQ4l1IypMqLqYXNuiVyfA", "text": "Service is awesome, quick and friendly. The restaurant is much, much, MUCH cleaner than the norm for the area (don't get me wrong, I love the Durant food ghetto even though I neither attend school nor live in Berkeley any longer... but \"clean\" isn't the strong suit of the eateries in this neighborhood).\n\nAs far as the food, I'd love to be able to write an extensive review, but I ordered the Chicken Shwerma wrap on recommendation the first time I went and I liked it so much I've eaten the same thing every time since. It's tasty, with the perfect balance between meat & veg, spicy & subtle.\n\nParking's a huge problem, but again it comes with the territory.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0tDTnbo1ClKQYlRuj86vEw", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hYF_tqsiNW9tiCk-qwY36g", "text": "Stale pita, bland hummus, old twangy tabouli, lamb kebab wrap with too much red onion and not enough tahini. Fries were passable.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Lx9WmzujcWm85g-X6JCcww", "date": "2011-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I2xwwL_nIsrHGdiIzZg0gQ", "text": "The food is fresh and delicious.\n\nEmployees are friendly.\n\nExcellent value for the money.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FlKtcADUZKdQ4nAfok6Vsg", "date": "2012-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IdxLQRe6qiAMrsoGBU6WcA", "text": "I eat there a lot. Friendly service, tasty lemonade and great gyros. Plates aren't bad either, although the rice could be a little better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AzfttmGjUr03zizF7WFiZg", "date": "2009-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ihNX9fxreyV8zQu5FSMgJQ", "text": "I feel bad giving this place such a bad rating since the food IS good - but their service was terrible! I ordered a falafel salad with no dressing. It's pretty easy right? Just don't put dressing! I waited and waited for my food, and then it was finally ready, but then they realized, crap, there is dressing on it. Rather than make me an all new salad, they made me new falafels, but they kept most of the same lettuce and box (just scraped off the top layer of lettuce) so my lunch was smeared with dressing still. I didn't want to say anything given they already noticed their mistake the first time, and I already waited a very long time for the food, so I just let it go. The falafels were tasty, but alas, the not so great service will not have me coming back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "D96pOQ39yzgoJWObBZ9Wzg", "date": "2009-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iJAUsI7NMlCHCJ3paeAJcg", "text": "I only get one thing here; the gyro plate. Before they used to charge extra for credit/debit, I came here more often. The gyro plate has very generous lamb slices, served with pita and hummus, your choice of rice/fries, and salad. What is it with campus area merchants adding this credit/debit surcharge these days?!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tfPC1SmIhXUTZLKMMo9jgQ", "date": "2012-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jnK-9lDbZxzRLDML8LdYDQ", "text": "It's one of the only places in the UC area where you can receive a QUALITY meal (fresh meats, hummus, salads, etc.) cooked to order at a great price.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N1mvArzQLhDQ_CuHXpPKRg", "date": "2009-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jynx8gf5paj640NHu9lE9Q", "text": "Yum Yum Yum.  Food is great.  I got everyone at my work hooked on this place.  It is our favorite quick lunch spot.  Consistent, Fresh, and Tasty!.  Fabulous food - atmosphere is kind of a student hangout. Fight for a table!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YZhA9sNIBYz1h6tMlNMgJQ", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kcVFPiyV6-WBloGCJK4t8Q", "text": "I ordered a lamb kebab today and it was way overcooked. I remember liking the food in this place better before. I wonder if they changed the management.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uec6WaWrU249BksSMl_yNw", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kF2f48j-sjZ7kwJ8oTVBkw", "text": "I love D'yar. It is my go to place for lunch in Berkeley, and the gyros are completely filling and delicious, with just the right amount of sauce and spice for me. The dudes working there are totally cool, and the food is ready quickly for a place that is made to order with some complicated plates. \n\nOne star deducted for the awkward, cramped seating. It's too small for the crowd they get, and we always wind up sitting on top of another couple of diners or wedged in a corner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J7Z1Fo43NqbAdlosu9z38A", "date": "2009-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l0x9wZBSK_301HdMiRyJ2w", "text": "Food was A-OK.\n\nI was excited to try this place as I love falafel so I jumped at the chance while walking around Telegraph.  \n\nI got their falafel/avocado/hummus wrap plus a drink and side of fries to go for about $8.50.  Portions were huge!!\n\nThough I got my order to go, I noticed people before and after me being served first.  Which isn't totally bad.  Excepted my BF got his meal then had to wait another 10-15 minutes before I got mine (I was worried his food would get soggy).\n\nTotal wait time was about 25 mins.. for a wrap.  So I thought it'd be MF'ing phenomenol.  It was just okay.  Tasted like it was missing a key ingrediant or two.  It was probably missing hot sauce, which I asked for on the side, and didn't get.  Fries were excellent.. halfway between steak cut and McDonald's.  I would say the falafels were good so I might come just back for that.  Their hummus was a little bland, though.\n\nI'd probably come back but the wait time deters me a bit..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EGfQMYMxnUDmSdsXhXDoxA", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lGimXXWFx6QeuUY77FiOmA", "text": "D'yar has become one of my standbys. Working on campus, there are many food options to choose from on Southside, and this place doesn't disappoint. I'd recommend the chicken shawerma plate here. The chicken is very good and well-seasoned. It's grilled after being cut off the rotisserie, so the texture is alternately tender and crunchy. The rice pilaf here is generally good, but can be a tad bland. The hummus is spectacular... sometimes. I've had oddly lemony hummus here on one occasion, and the best hummus I've ever had on another. Often, this place hits the spot when I've got a craving for the chicken shawerma. The baklava is pretty tasty too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "euAdie8aIx_tIp9Ok60vAA", "date": "2011-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lNI5zvpiT8o5GKRm-TlZQA", "text": "delicious + cheap + friendly stuff = i will be back!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hHX3dkAFo93CcG8NnUhdkg", "date": "2010-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LP-NnmsHs0M-gOxbLkAqpw", "text": "Place isn't bad. Good falafel balls! Really fresh - but you have to eat them quickly, otherwise they get pretty soggy. As for food, very \"Meh\" place. Prices are a bit steep ~ 10-15 for like a wrap and falafels. I had the combo plate...not bad, the meat was cooked well but everything else they sort of piled onto the plate.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lpq_1aa4PPaidCpV_kEuGA", "text": "Great roasted chicken and lamb schwarmas wrapped up in a crispy flatbread!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZTkm3qgbv6lVmbFBa54g_A", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LV2iWeYbTsn-OigqjSev7g", "text": "I enjoyed a delicious falafel plate here; my friend had chicken shawarma plate that looked fantastic. Reasonably priced. Good sized portions. Convenient location near Durant/Telegraph. Can be crowded when students are around. Would definitely go back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4kh5C9XSEleATow1ifQZlQ", "date": "2010-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mCdWpp1VmaE9k8AepICxJg", "text": "great food for a decent price.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ullWtuC8up8AarBknzJWeg", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MpxFg7HNlJZnJOPAEBHmLg", "text": "D'Yar is my favorite place to eat at the Asian Ghetto, I feel like I can eat the healthiest here. I typically get their chicken shawarma, or shawarma plate. Food is good, really reasonably priced, and the wait is never too long. If I'm in a hurry, I'd definitely go here instead of Thai Basil.. hah.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cJ7v1pTqLVDp3uC-YGE4Ug", "date": "2012-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mvdINPAY3_2oDOoE5bHSQg", "text": "Its the place that has turned me over to the world of Falafel, and the fact that the Falafel Deluxe wrap has French fries in it makes it that much tastier.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lbstLywmmQgsVM3KQDhi5Q", "date": "2010-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MZaN8wT8m7DfNoH7Sny9pw", "text": "I finally decided to use my CampusCred deal from the fall semester today. D'Yar doesn't have a menu online that I could find so I uploaded pics to Yelp when I was there today (hope this helps). \n\nWith $12 credit, I had to get at 2 items from the menu. I ordered the falafel plate (4.99) and the roasted chicken shawarma ($5.79). The wait time was about 5 minutes since there wasn't anyone else in the restaurant at 4pm. $6 for two entrees is a steal!\n\nI ate the roasted chicken shawarma w/rice first. The roast chicken was delicious. The pita bread was very soft but the hummus was disappointing. The flavor just wasn't right with the rest of the plate. The salad was alright.\n\nThe falafel plate included salad, 4 falafels, hummus, pita bread, and fries. My to-go box included 5 falafels (score!) and the same salad, pita bread, and hummus. The fries were extremely flavorful and others who I shared with agreed.\n\nI want to try the wraps and kebobs next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NlyEaj-T7ghTw1oRNl4_-A", "text": "Shawarma Chicken Plate and Lamb Plate. \n\nFirst time here and both plates were DELICIOUS! \n\nAfter our 2.5 hour hike at Berkeley Fire Trails, we were super hungry. We were in the area and one of our friend really wanted to get a gyro for lunch. We had wanted to go to a different gyro cafe on the same block but decided to come here because there was more people at this place. Hey, when there's a lot of people at the restaurant, that means it's good right?!! Indeed it was. \n\nWe were kinda iffy at first and didn't know what to ordered. I ordered the chicken plate. My boyfriend ordered the lamb plate. Our friend ordered the gyro. The prices are decent and cheaper than other places. The pita bread, rice, salad, chicken, lamb, garlic yogurt and hummus were all so freakin good. I don't know what it's in it, but it's so addicting. Love it! Even our friend loved the gyro. We were thinking about ordering seconds to go, but didn't.\n\nDefinitely, we would come back again when we're in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1Oa4dj8Bcmtf5178NO7U8Q", "date": "2012-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N-VuvST2l8VFHqG7TCGe9g", "text": "For the price, I don't think you'll beat the freshness and taste of this place. My wife had never tasted a Gyro before, and these were much better than the ones I've had in the past. We were originally going to split a plate, but I had to go back up and get my own.  :)  The owner was very friendly.  Great food!  Thank you for a pleasant experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pdmH1syAHDubr9yeY8wRaQ", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pFURRwL7O2LrkZYVA-XGew", "text": "I think it's the best Mediterranean food in Berkeley.  Good prices too.  Usually get the shawarma.  Good fries, but you if you order a regular plate, then don't give much pita bread.  Which is a shame.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QbFxA_E9rFRqE2f66sFacA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PgfsSLhvY-Anpv3UB9jigQ", "text": "Plates:\nChicken is great, Falafels are great, Hummus is great. Lamb is alright, but lacks something in the seasoning. I always get it with the rice, which is also great.\nThe salad is a bit bare minimum, and they don't give enough pita bread IMO.\nWraps:\nWraps are great, though they tend to get kinda messy with dripping juices (though that's really a plus.)\n\nThe seasoning on the chicken is wonderful. Almost bordering on overpowering, but delicious that I enjoy the meal the entire way through and don't get tired of it. Lamb lacks a bit of flavor. The ingredients are fresh.\n\nRecommend: Chicken Shwarma Plate, Gyro Wrap. You can get hot sauce too if that's your thing, though I never have.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "t2JqTHLOp5OX9BB4STyVKQ", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pnRiabZcwOJG5_A0-cf-NQ", "text": "To do it right: $6\n\nI used to be here for lunch every week or two, but had to cut myself off because I was eating more red meat than I probably should have been eating. For whatever reason, giant hunks of lamb and beef on a slow-rotating spit is a serious weakness of mine.\n\nD'Yar sits right next to the Asian Ghetto, but is a welcome departure from the edible ass for sale next door. The lamb gyro \"sandwich\" is quite good down to the last. The gyro is solid, the pita soft and warm and tzatziki is prepared fresh from its constituent parts.  Pretty much everything I've had here has been good.  The service is also quite friendly too.\n\nGiven its Durant locale, don't plan to drive.\n\nSummary: An excellent lunch idea if you work or learn nearby.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PVBEvf3e4aqCew2cbe1ggg", "text": "I have no idea what I ordered, but it tasted it good and it was student food cheap... ~$5 for chicken in a pita pocket with all the green stuff. It was fresh and fast - weekday lunch time and the guys were busy. \nThere is some table space though not much waiting area for take-out orders.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qlPIASkUDHycBqIka-8v9Q", "text": "chicken shwarma plate with rice. great hummus and tahini sauce. their chicken and rice are both awesome and it's priced reasonably. almost five stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zWa3If7VpGBGWpEgl0aqGA", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rDW-JIFV3mCxuE6h9Z62Cg", "text": "My sweetie and I just ate at D'Yar again last night, for the third time. We keep going back because the food is so tasty. \n\nI really love the Chicken Kabob Plate because the chicken is spiced so well and the meat is so tender and juicy, that every bite was incredibly delicious. \n\nTheir fresh lemonade is a great way to cool the little zing in your mouth, and you can tell that it's made from real lemons.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6fJnpF142fzitpY6_XOsDg", "date": "2009-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RSk26WCNv7MuBf9SPPc9lg", "text": "Very unfriendly service. The girl at the counter did not even try to be nice. So obviously did not want to be at work, and hated taking my order. \n\nI sat down and waited. \n\nThere were about 4 employees behind the counter, but it seemed like none of them were cooking. They were just bickering and being hostile to each other about something related to the stove or the fume hood. It took over 15 minutes to get my to-go falafel. \n\nThe guy who brought it over was the only friendly employee in the restaurant. I took it and ran, never to return. \n\nThe falafel was decent, but not worth the trouble of an unfriendly restaurant.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zDiorL46XMlcX2MlTSaaVw", "date": "2010-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s7vrKDSFXcgUxT60kXjyZg", "text": "Opened in the old Eat a Pita space on Durant. I got the falafel wrap. Good price, yummy falafel, not enough sauce and only average bread.  And it's cold. The staff weren't exactly warm either.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pEzr3C08XhLACcVKI1pYPA", "date": "2008-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sBBtLpNhDNZuwQUA4NtY_w", "text": "I've been on a shwerma kick lately so I've been trying them everywhere I go. This is probably the 3rd best that I've had. I like their ingredients. I like that they were not giving out pressed meat. I like the freshness of the vegetables. I think they could have added some more meat. Also, they could have provided som tzatiki equivalent yogurty sauce/dressing in addition to the hot sauce. The price was average to the other places. And yes, to agree with a previous review the staff could warm up a bit.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p6nBKyT9Y_pFJ1WxVEowwA", "date": "2008-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "skVj9X8_NuP_74Gw_gBZzg", "text": "Hmm... more like a 3.5 but eh, I think I have enough \"3\"'s on my record hah.\n\nI haven't had falafel in years, and to tell the truth, I really don't know much about Middle Eastern food.... at all.  But I did remember that the last time I ate falafel, it was freaking delicious.\n\nAttending a concert at the nearby university, I wanted to try some falafel because I haven't had any in a really long time.  And, sure, this place has music a bit too loud and the lighting is sort of dim and it's sort of awkward.... when the hot, fresh smell of onions wafts across your frozen face, who cares!?\n\nI ordered the falafel salad (yaay diiet...) and my dad got the beef kebab.  I'm not a big fan of the dressings (well, not a big fan of any dressing actually) but the falafel was damn tasty.  It was crunchy and crispy on the outside, soft and warm on the inside.  I was thinking of bringing some home but I realized that it would soften overnight.\n\nMy dad approves too.  And he's really picky about the quality of his food.\n\nAlso, $12 dinner for two?  You can't really go wrong with that.\n\nUgh writing this makes me crave some gyros.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aJtMLXFvwkz51io6pVfMGg", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TJqTTIEPhoxNPrTvk-QLsA", "text": "I go to D'Yar occasionally and it is always reliably good. Their shwarma wrap is generously sized with good ingredients. Their plates are good size, and very filling. Prices are reasonable and service is courteous. For a cheap student-area place, D'Yar is great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dCVkwaYftn4EwMLPqd9F2Q", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tJxhZ_NK0rfpmnexktoZIw", "text": "Lamb, lamb, lamb. It's all about the lamb!  And, boy, do they make it right. The grilled lamb kebabs are so tender and perfectly seasoned.  Then, dip it in a tangy yogurt sauce and, finally, pair it with a heaping spoon of yellow (curried?) rice. Mmmmmm! I'll be back soon, lamb!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Gl5AtZ1vWj4V8wTSgAJwAQ", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TpcpMSmk3rlPWhMZzeiTow", "text": "Have eaten here many times over the years...on three occasions I got a stomach ache afterwards, so thought maybe it was me.  last time recently tried again and same thing happened except worse.  Too bad as i liked this place even though I knew that the quality couldn't be high based on portions and prices.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mNVZ7hFpgpTFXr3AIi1zaQ", "date": "2012-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UAQHBpu2jB3y9e3kAOj3Ng", "text": "This is my go-to place for fast Mediterranean in Berkeley; I've been there many times now. The Chicken Shawarma is very good. They give free drink refills, unlike many places around, but also have a small credit card surcharge, also like many places around. It moves pretty fast and is cleaner than many of the restaurants nearby. Has nice seating inside, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f85oxxiDLFAeG2Ogxck6tg", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UeiIcuGXORluGqOJmrWNzw", "text": "this place sucks. all the plates are overpriced. food is greasy and not fresh as he advertises. portion is small comparing to price. he charges for extra bread. the owner who barely speaks English is rude and does not even say thank you. I spend 13.50 on one meal. if you want to nice Mediterranean food, there are a lot of options in that area.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "dSz_MHFm4yUFor_ACxIUug", "date": "2009-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "upqIGT1OlkSffut1yGNsmw", "text": "This place is legit. It isn't the best mediterranean I've had, but it gets the job done. I tried to go here at least once a week, if I was forced to eat out while cramming for exams or the like at Haas... The quality can't be beat for the price. While Smart Alec's is decent for salads, I'll take lamb kabob all day...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dVqxThmOXIF3Qb6wBkpbsA", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V5pdTfonRfbhcXpAkf_QBg", "text": "I like this place. Both the gyro and falafel are very solid. The pita seems fresh and the prices are really reasonable. They're very consistent in quality and experience, which I appreciate. Pretty generous portions too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "m_GjqizwAiwOQTuRLi7AAg", "date": "2010-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vgGxoUO7L87fKWMTVLjcaQ", "text": "I love their chicken plate here! I discovered this wonderful place last semester and have been coming here ever since. They give pretty good portions and their chicken is amazing! I also like their rice here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VWKwAMH75piMGm08iurI7Q", "text": "pretty tasty gyros sandwich @ a good price", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7ibPkLP0fzFOJf1WAYyYXw", "date": "2009-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VZgn3hjsxBaF4vpSkPzLRQ", "text": "I have eaten here about two to three times per week since the opening date. The food is great: the meat (esp. gyro and kefta) is excellent and the portions are generous. Service is excellent; I have received several free samples, and the staff have always been friendly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z0OTwh4Biymr6s5ilZvWdw", "date": "2009-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WGO34TDgKe_ttMuDE1U-OQ", "text": "I was hanging out in Berkeley this past weekend and saw this place as i was walking by. The pizza places in the area do a number on my stomach so i decided to stop in. I was very glad i did, i ordered a gyro which was very good and came with lots of fresh veggies inside. The lamb/beef was pretty good, it could of had a little more flavor but good. I got my order to go, but the seating inside was nice and clean, and there were a lot of cool pictures on the wall. If you're in Berkeley and are tired of blondies, fat slice etc. definetely check this place out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SGEyDGA_vfVSCQE4Q7cRfw", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wLqs0I66cSB3iMlpUqIeKQ", "text": "Chicken shwarma wrap + hot sauce = really, really good. Friends had chicken shwarma plate (chicken, rice/fries, hummus, salad, pita bread) and really liked it. Someone else had mushroom hummus, but it was just a big plate of hummus with mushrooms and onions, and not nearly enough pita bread. It was also really oil. Still, the chicken dishes were outstanding. Prices are a little less than Asian ghetto, but you get less food too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2009-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WmHx6k_bmBuLdFouz6ddSw", "text": "i got a grilled chicken gyro. no baklava? \n\nthe ingredients tasted fresh, but it lacks a bit of flavor. maybe some hummus or spices would help. otherwise, it just tastes like meat, tomatoes, and cucumbers. \n\nif you go, bring some sauce.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wZJ-iJIOMTeClFXwiQ3eJw", "date": "2008-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XsOxIB7za0oLF6N8zetrvg", "text": "I had a lamb kabob wrap, not plate- $6.99, $7.60 with tax. It was tasty. [Thanks for plenty of napkins.] My only complaint that most won't have, is that I have a soy sensitivity and they don't tell you unless you ask, but they coat the lamb with oil [I asked what kind of oil, and the guy seemed at a loss. I prompted him, vegetable? and he agreed. That means soybean or a mix with it usually. It could of been olive, but that wasn't my understanding. If someone knows different, please post it!]. At least that is what I understood the guy who took my order was saying to me. [We had a little language barrier going.] He was nice though; brought my to-go order out to me where I was sitting out front. The veggies and sauce in the wrap seemed fresh and my sweetheart liked the flavor of the lamb as did I. There were some tough pieces of meat in there, but what do you want for the price? I DIDN'T find myself saying this is terrible. Would probably go back. About a $1.22 for the Arizona Tea (and it had no 'natural flavor' (contains soy), but used real 'natural lemon flavor' -  a plus!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TED5xJEonkHmRf_WHnUuMQ", "date": "2012-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yIIP256ciMLqwaNFtWlA9g", "text": "I discovered this place the beginning of this past semester. I had just gotten back from Israel over the summer and all I wanted to do was eat falafel and shwarma, preferably at the high authentic quality I had in both Israeli and Arab restaurants in Israel. Luckily, I was quite pleased that this place delivered.\n\nMy first venture into D'Yar was to try their chicken shwarma. I was quite surprised because it was very burrito-esque and I had never had chicken shwarma. Their fries had some great seasoning and the drink was definitely awesome. The shwarma wrap was amazing and I loved it. It's well seasoned, filling, and has a lot of veggies as well as a lot of meat. \n\nSince then I've been back to have their gyros, rice pilaf, falafel, baba ganoush, and fresh hummus. I have to say that I love all of them and whenever I'm craving Mediterranean, I make sure to stop at D'Yar first. They have catered some of my events and they always provide a lot of food for a fantastic price if you just ask (and negotiate -- they're smart Middle Easterns of course). Definitely come to D'Yar but do take-out because they have almost no seating and it's ALWAYS full!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2009-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZXKgECNo7LTBjE-tZ11cNQ", "text": "My favorite falafel in berkeley. I am a big falafel fan too. I think they have regular hot sauce, and the spicy hot sauce that they only put on if you ask for extra spice, this extra spice is the reason they get the 5 stars, most places have one spice level, and it is usually mild. There are 2 other amazing falafel places near Berkeley, The Holy Land in the Grand Lake district of Oakland (the one on college isnt as good as the one in the grandlake), and Cafe Sophia in Albany, but they arent in Berkeley. Sunrise is good, but the falafel isnt as flavorful, I go to Sunrise once for every three times I go to Dyar. (on average)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dlEpzrc7c0YJF90MWToqtQ", "date": "2009-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7lpWSviPkqH4NYc4gx-Owg", "text": "My absolute favorite Lebanese/Palestinian spot in Berkeley! Everything from their chicken kabob to their gyro sandwich is excellent. The quality of the food to top notch, and the price is totally reasonable. \n\nAlso, the ambiance is very well done. I love the arabic music they play, and the framed photos on the walls are beautiful. \n\nIf you love chicken, I would start with the chicken kabob plate with fries. I love tabouli as well, and if you ask, you can have your fries substituted with tabouli. Top off your meal with baklava, and you will have an excellent meal for under $10!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oCOcgn79QQUUg6fTFfDhPw", "date": "2009-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "b3djKwkc0QGgnXo2EXs9VA", "text": "Too bad I can't give this place 0 stars. I got food poisoning from this place -L-\nThe meat was dry as hell. My step dad makes better Gyro's than this place, and he's Asian. Only good part of this place is that they made me lose 6 lbs from shitting so much. THANKS.\n\nBtw you guys make Mcdonalds look like a 5 star restaurant.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cYy68HcqQ7pwA4alwgOaug", "date": "2011-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Bq421Y7rCFS52YotOF8TZg", "text": "Really good food. I get the Chicken Shawarma plate with rice. Fries tastes a bit weird with the type of food (chicken + a salad). The plates also offer more food than the wraps.\n\nCosts about 8 w/ tax included. \n\nThey have a \"frequent customer card\" (buy 10 get 1 free) that they don't seem to hand out, but they'll give you one if you ask for one.\n\nAlso, the guy who works the cashier is really level headed - I saw some sketchy guy come in and try to start a fight, was cussing and threatening him and he was calm and called the police while asking him to leave politely. What a boss.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "x_lXO5vK2RvfqigXaT2lYw", "text": "would give half a star if i could...terrible, terrible place! yes, the food is good but i am sure you can get better mediterranean food elsewhere with better service. the service here SUCKS. they made my food last even though i was first in line. 3 other people got their food before me when they came after me. when i asked the guy, he said \"oh their food is vegetarian\"...when they had gotten lamb. when is lamb vegetarian? then he told me chicken takes longer to cook even though the meat is already cooked. then he asked me \"what do you want? do you want your money back?\" in a very condescending tone when my food was almost done..omg SO RUDE. these people are so so so so sooo rude.\n\non top of that, i have a stomach ache now. and i've heard of people getting food poisoning from this place...3 of my friends have actually. i would never come here again, not even with the campus cred deal.\n\ncome to d'yar if you want OK food, TERRIBLE SERVICE, RUDE people, and food poisoning!!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZVY_rZ9zYLWhopbJz6dROA", "text": "Finally! Something replaced Eat-A-Pita! That place was terrible!\n\nGreat renovation of the location, no awkward stationary tables anymore, just a bunch of individual ones and it's clean! \n\nThe food is very tasty and well priced. Except baklava, which is almost 2 bucks for each individual piece... but it is REALLLY good, surprisingly, tastes very fresh. \n\nAnother great point is that they already have prefilled mini hot sauce containers so you don't even have to ask!\nOh AND they accept credit cards w/no minimum! (looks like Berkeley's finally catching on!)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U6KBNi5oTnOetfiFsKi2RA", "date": "2008-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "GRIlCL9Aqot1LA6zC8ORWg", "text": "Is it just me or is this place a tiny bit sketch? I guess most places around Asian Ghetto / \"Durant Food Court\" are pretty sketchy though...\n\nI got the munchonme deal for a gyro plate + drink for $5. It was only my second time having mediterranean food for dinner, so I didn't go in having high expectations or anything. My meal came with meat, salad, hummus, some bread, and french fries. The fries were probably my favorite part of the meal - they're seasoned with salt and pepper and just taste oh-so-good.\n\nThe reason I thought it was kind of sketch was because there were flies flying everywhere around inside, the place was deserted at 7:00pm (prime dinner time), and I'm pretty sure some of my pieces of meat were kinda hairy. I don't know if that's for authenticity from being cut off that meat heater thing but...pretty sketch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0sZIvxvfAvx1tIALY_HgqA", "text": "Probably the best Mediterranean food in the UC Campus area. Reasonably priced at about $8 including tax per dish. They have the standard kebabs and falafel. The portions are huge too! Lamb kebab = WIN!! Definitely a delicious place in a region that surprisingly lacks good Med food. I also recommend their Kefta kebab and Chicken kebab. It comes with house salad and typical Mediterranean saffron rice. It also comes with hummus and pita!! \n\nPros:\n- Cheap\n- Fast\n- HUGE PORTIONS!\n- Quality food\n- Delicious Taste\n- Entrees come with hummus, pita, salad, and rice.\n- Near UC Campus area\n- Friendly service\n\nCons: \n- looks weird from the outside", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1TVUxy3j8XyWPMf5E9ZSEw", "text": "Was excited about another Mediterranean joint opening up on Durant Ave. After Wally's, other falafels and similar foods just don't measure up. \n\nStandard service. Food lacks some kick though =/\n\nOrdered:\n1. Falafel salad\n     -  Falafels are too dry, veggies were not fresh\n2. Chicken kabob\n     -  Meat had way too much sodium\n\nFinal call:\nFalafels are better at Sunrise Deli but if you want a quick gyro, D'Yar's will hook you up.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-40FV_cnlrhaNC62NQzKBA", "text": "I think I would eat here everyday if I could. I've had their gyro wraps, gyro plates, and chicken schwarma plates - all of which are incredible. The gyro meat is the most tender I've ever had, and I'm convinced they put crack in their yogurt sauce. (It is literally the only Greek yogurt sauce I could eat with a spoon.)  Even better, for seven dollars, you get a huge portion - perfect for people like me that don't get full from an average sized meal. The pita bread is soft and lightly grilled, and the plates come with hummus, salad and rice. \n\nIt does take a few minutes for the food to come out, especially when it's busy, but this place is awesome. Definitely a must-try.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J4C-7RysAW14ISO-AoLhKg", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7oUCNirQslq1eICFWF55Kw", "text": "I'm a regular at Diyar... I always order the Gyro Plate with fries, but I've tried their other plates and falafels, and I'm never disappointed. \n\nThis place isn't super cheap, but it's decent for being in the Asian Ghetto area. A meat plate goes for around $8. They give lots of meat and lots of fries/rice, with a side of yummy citrusy salad and some pita bread. I love hummus, and they give you a lot of that, along with unlimited tahini sauce and ketchup. The best part is eating the hummus and meat in a makeshift pita sandwich, and soaking the fries in the citrus salad dressing. \n\nOn off days, the meat and the fries do get too greasy, so I like to do the motherly thing and soak the oil out with napkins.\n\nI love Mediterranean food, and I'm going to miss Diyar when I graduate!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9lulV7LyWzJ5lb8tlga0ww", "text": "While I still prefer Sunrise Deli's Super Falafel wrap, D'yar's falafel wraps come in pretty close. Prices are actually pretty reasonable so I come here at least once a week.\n\n+ FOOD\n\nFalafel Deluxe Wrap - Falafel, babaghanoush, potatoes, etc etc. Not too shabby. The potatoes are a good filling, but the whole thing is a bit dry. I tend to get some more sauce on the side so I'm not downing water all the time.\n\nMediterranean Plate - A spread of hummus, babaghanoush, tabouleh, 3 falafel, 2 dolmas, random lettuce salad, pickled vegetables, and four pieces of pita. Probably my usual order here. It's $6 and doesn't make you feel like a fatso like the nearby eateries of Asian Ghetto. Tastes clean and to the point, but probably not the best I've had.\n\nChicken/Lamb Shawarma/Kabob - The chicken shawarma and the lamb kabob taste better out of the options you can get. While not super awesome, it's still good if you're looking for a meat option (Sunrise Deli IMO still better even if smaller portion). These come either in wrap or on a plate.\n\nFunny thing is that if you get a plate, you can opt for rice or fries. I got the fries once for kicks and the chicken shawarma + fries plate combo tastes not too far from a Mexican SD-style Carnitas/Carne Asada Fries dish, just with chicken instead. It's somewhat similar when you throw on some hot sauce and mix it all up together. It's not exactly as greasy or indulging, but I just found an interesting similarity. If only they had guacamole, salsa, and sour cream instead of tzatziki sauce...\n\nP.S. $3 for 6 huge falafel balls + pita bread to eat it with. Best snack evar. Sunrise has one dozen for $3, but they don't give you pita so ehh weigh your options haha.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ajvm81_qPPd-em0RLl38Mg", "text": "This is an amazing Middle Eastern restaurant. This place replaced Eat A Pita which was a shame to Middle Eastern cuisine.\nThe food here is very authentic, the falafel, hummus and babaghanooj are amazing!\nMy friends say that the chicken shawarma is out of this world.\nThe place is always busy around lunch time; plan to be there by 11:30AM to get a table or after 1:30PM.\nQuantity of food for the price is excellent and the prices are cheap.\nI usually get the vegetarian plate.\nI like the new owners and all the staff.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "t8vNfjyDnuX4SZt0TALO5A", "date": "2009-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BBD8IQy6soYeaIwWFHqgxg", "text": "GOOD MEDITERRANEAN FOOD WITH LIMITED SEATING\n\nI like the food here but the seating is cramped.  We found a seat in the freezing dining area and waited for our food.\n\nChicken Kebob\nTender pieces of well-seasoned chicken were served over rice with salad, hummus, and pita bread.  The rice had too much of a cardamom flavor to me (should of ordered fries) but the chicken was perfectly cooked.  The salad and pita bread were average but I liked the flavor of the hummus.\n\nMediterranean Plate\nL ordered the Mediterranean Plate and was very pleased.  It was composed of two dolmas, three falafel, hummus, baba ganoush, salad, and pita bread.  The dish met his criteria of being inexpensive, healthy, and filling.\n\nA good place to stop for inexpensive fresh tasting Mediterranean food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5OkwcLzi7iIoGU6cNdpVyg", "date": "2009-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-f_d1Z5wcKtsfT1X_9XU6Q", "text": "I keep coming back here. It's so good. And consistently good.\n\nI've tried three things here so far: the Gyro plate, the Falafel plate and the Mediterranean Plate. All of which were awesome! \n\nIt's just the right amount of food. You'll be stuffed, but not so stuffed that you feel like someone should roll you away.\n\nJust the right price. $7. :)\n\nAnd if you want a snack you can just get an order of falafel, which if I may reiterate is only 3 bucks! For 6 balls of warm and crispy goodness. \n\n(To the jerks taking off stars because you couldn't find a place to sit: seriously? Anything that close to campus will have limited seating. We're here to judge the food.)\n\nAnyway, if you haven't tried this place, you SHOULD. Remember? It's one of those places you've walked blindly past the last hundred times you went to Asian Ghetto (or the Durant Food Court to be PC).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q749TIqmrGx8PBa7wupe8Q", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OF0UB2tyhpklcL7CibC1Sg", "text": "This used to be Eat-A-Pita, but this D'Yar is not that much different, though I admit it looks less exotic now. The restaurant is clean with nice tiled tables. I would not suggest coming in a group bigger than 4 people.\n\nThe food is delicious and the portions are great for the price. The lamb kabob and chicken skewers are good. My favorite is the mediterranean plate. I would not recommend the fried cheese appetizer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w3EesvxFqXZVx7-1av6DEQ", "text": "meh not too bad, but not that great. I wanted a gyro but all they had were wraps. Beef and lamb is definitely the way to go. The wrap was so so. A lot of yogurt, an average amount of meat and not too bad a price. However the selection was sort of limited. I guess I am biased when I get wrap. The flatbread used to wrap the meal (lavash I think) is too dry for me. Oh well can't win them all I guess. However it was quick and it was pouring outside so it provided us warmth and food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "HAv257_IVJnQT0ZIL8Nn-Q", "date": "2008-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xQWb0FWTrFR3saMuHHF24w", "text": "As all my pals can attest, it's very difficult for me to roll through Berk without getting my chicken kabob plate on.  I've had quite a bit of middle eastern fare in my day, and D'Yar is hands down my favorite when it comes to both flavor and price!  Baklava is also fantastic here.  Friendly staff, cute/clean decor especially for a campus-adjacent spot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vsR0U94KKofYof7YdETkhg", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "L3D-Hzmdr4cYzF9NZsBOLg", "text": "What happened?!  Why is your Chicken so dry now?!  Why did you hike up the price of your Chicken Schawarma special?  And why did the service get so bad that I had to wait for 5 minutes while the cashier chatted with someone before taking my order?  I was going to eat his head I was so hungry.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2009-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wS_2EoeVWETZnXVGkSrdzg", "text": "This is actually my favorite place to eat around Asian Ghetto.\n\nService: The food takes a fairly long time to come out, considering most things are already cooked on that humongous spit. The chefs don't appear to be in any sort of rush to get the food out despite the large number of people waiting to get their orders.\n\nFood: I've only ever gotten the Chicken Shawerma Plate, and I've never ever gotten anything else. It has completely satisfied me every single time. The portions are pretty large. The chicken fills nearly a third of the to-go box, which is fantastic. There is some romaine lettuce, hummus, yogurt sauce, pita bread, and you can choose either fries or rice. ALWAYS choose fries. They are delicious. I don't know what kind of seasoning they put on there but man, they are good. I don't usually eat anything with the yogurt sauce, but I eat the fries, bread, and salad with the humus.\n\nNow, my one issue with this place is that the chicken is a bit dry. The portion is large, which makes up for it since most of us are hungry college students, but sometimes less is more. I suppose that's the way it's supposed to be eaten, considering it's been cooking on a spit for I don't know how long and breast meat dries quickly.\n\nI will be coming back, of course. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 12, "useful": 13, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "9KxeuQS7mG51WrfGkwsIrA", "text": "A friend took me here for lunch last Thursday and I was really surprised.  The staff was cool and the food was good.  I had a falafel wrap and the lavash bread that the falafels were wrapped in was really good.  I was surprised that the price was only $4.99!  Pretty cool and a great deal for all the students in the area.  I enjoyed my lunch, but felt like something was a little lacking.  Just read some other reviews and realized that I could have gotten hot sauce.  That would have made a huge difference.  I know I would have loved it with the hot sauce.  Will definitely order it that way next time!\n\nA great option if you happen to be in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y3HFVx8nbNmomSc-PWOy-g", "date": "2010-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xvpET4ZxO5OdlUsfZUuPIw", "text": "$5.99 for a plate of falafel, hummus, pita, salad, and rice that you can split with a friend, enjoy the taste of the food and still be full?\n\nThis is why I love Berkeley eateries near CAL.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "udjIUpEIygQXgypWmnIeHg", "date": "2010-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ELbueiMIqJKD2po-6XBDvA", "text": "Chicken shawarma plate with either rice or fries.\nwith a little salad on the side and pita with hummus and cucumber yogurt sauce. add a drink and it's $7.49\n\nthe chicken and rice are both moist enough.\n\nwinner winner chicken dinner", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7LwQOZLccLO_Xic7H-kgxQ", "date": "2010-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "68AE_XiMuyEPs2USJUwQZw", "text": "I got a Mediterranean Plate to-go for under $8. It was a vegetarian dish that was flavorful, light, had lots of components, and was surprisingly good. I got my money's worth.\n\nYay! I'm a fan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UE0y4lm6ILoXhyLrtVlo4g", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_76Ld2F_1f-jhhEXHMk9rg", "text": "When the size of the plates, the price, and the quality of the food are all added together, Dyar is a tough spot to beat.  In an area packed with good restaurants, almost all of which are catering to student budgets, Dyar was hands down my favorite lunch spot when I was a student at Berkeley (I admit that my love for Middle Eastern food makes me somewhat biased).\n\nFor a light and quick lunch, the shawarma wraps are perfect.  If you want something more filling, the shawarma or kabob plates come packed with meat, your choice of rice or French fries, salad, bread, humus and a small side of yogurt. The food is very good and I seriously don't know of a place with portions this big and prices so cheap!  I never ordered it, but friends loved the vegetarian plate, a mix of humus, dolmas, falafel, salad and bread.  This looked really good and I was always tempted to order it, but I never had the heart to turn down kabaob or shawarma.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DbMJ_dBdv1dJLE9MEWvHNQ", "date": "2011-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8p1PJNmRz-Qr0KTCsYTRwg", "text": "How do you pronounce the name?!\n\nAnyway, usual campus food with a plus. \nThis place is close to work and so very convenient.\nDef go here for the Chicken Schwarma!\nNice big portion with fries on the side.\n\nNext time I will try the lamb.. :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2009-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BaVPtfaCrrSmQbu9X9bBaw", "text": "Gyro plate. Fries. Extra tahini sauce. $8. Done.\n\nThe place is small so seating is very limited. Order first and keep your receipt for your number. When your plate is ready, dig in. The gyro was a tad saltier and greasier than I expected it to be, but it had all the flavors there. It did, later on, create a huge amount of gas in my stomach. I was really uncomfortable throughout the day. Honestly the salad on my plate wasn't necessary since it kind of got mushed up with my fries and hummus and ended up being a cluster of hot lettuce . It's nice, however, that your plate comes with your choice of meat, choice of rice or fries, pita, hummus, and salad. The pita is nice and soft. Definitely warm as if it just came out of the oven. \n\nMy biggest concern was the soda machine. The coke was definitely not coke, a clear carbonated liquid more so. It was unbearable to even sip on it. But luckily, there are 5 other options to choose from. \n\nThis place is great to grab a quick bite or catch up with a friend.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5ZhwDuvwhghCYFKTrH_kDA", "date": "2012-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CkXq2lPTOnyZXGqfRNW84A", "text": "Get the chicken shwerma plate, with rice - and ask for the RED hot sauce which'll come on the side.  The baklava is good, but a little excessive with the syrupy glaze.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6qhTfvM87KtsgNL9Ko7oEw", "date": "2011-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CPkd5FXCoD7D22w1FEmFVQ", "text": "Decently priced Mediterranean food within close proximity to campus.\n\nCame here upon reading some good reviews from fellow Yelpers. Ordered the chicken shawarma wrap for $6.30 w/tax. The wrap smelled delicious (I got it to go and sat in the seating area in the middle of Asian Ghetto, and the girl next to me commented on how good it smelled, and headed over to D'Yar herself for some gyro) , and the first few bites were really good. The chicken was flavorful and the hot sauce added a good kick to the wrap. But by the time I came to the end of the meal, I felt something was lacking...can't really put my finger on what though. The food was pretty good, but not great. They have falafel plates for $5, chicken and/or beef rice bowls for $5.49, etc.\n\nI actually didn't have to wait too long for my wrap, probably about 5-8 minutes, so I'm not sure what's up with the reviews about having to wait a long time. Then again, I was one of only three customers in the restaurant. I guess if you come during the peak lunch hour, you may find yourself waiting longer\n\nIn any case, money well spent. I'm looking forward to coming back and trying their $5 lunch specials (the cheap Asian in me was protesting that my wrap cost more than $6)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gCKkHSN-RZqPLbxrAZ8ydQ", "date": "2011-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fj6c0BRN4_3vAT87N44PGg", "text": "Quantity was a plus, but please...\n\nCan someone let them know to go easy on the amount of salt they put in \ntheir meat. \n\nI have to drink a gallon of water to quench my thirst after eating a meal there", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bSIEMT8vFcKbwMve8Z0zhA", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hQIx7WUmFeKkWX5ZmHVK6Q", "text": "Ordered: gyro wrap\n\nNicely flavored. Good blend of tomatoes, yogurt sauce, and veggies, but the pita bread felt a little stale... \n\nFor $6, you get decent food AND a place to sit and chat in Asian Ghetto. Not bad", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NwMpS7ikz2NUWzz8LftEJA", "date": "2012-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nyg0C7q1d_d4cekPWqb5iA", "text": "Sucks having to wait after a catering order.  I don't see why they can't serve food faster.  I waited approx. 20 minutes for my food.  And it was all thrown into a to-go box...not really appealing.  Taste wasn't that great either.  \n\nProbably won't come here again....and I LOVE Mediterranean food.  I'm sad.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "C69qzK8C7cxntmdSALgrAQ", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sAYNAsMobnlgKkugb1T2OQ", "text": "3 stars for the food, great value for the quality.\n1 star for the service. They charged us for an extra order of fries, which we did not order. Would not refund us for the plate. Not great customer relations.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JvoDwsAZUnPf6PD9g1ba8Q", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "udcvN9vWG2i9SojYv0Y-aw", "text": "Meh, it was just okay. Sunrise deli is the only place I get falafel from, it's the best ever. They were closed by the time I was free yesterday, so I ended up at D'Yar and ordered a falafel wrap. It's basically a falafel burrito. I was let down....maybe it's because I was craving Sunrise and then ate mediocre falafel?? Falafel didn't have much flavor. Idk, but I don't think I'll be back. Now, that's not to say it wasn't edible....it was just....forgettable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "n1R5kRzsplSg2YtE906u9A", "date": "2011-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uh5fccpndAISxxPeKjSTfw", "text": "Best deal for Mediterranean food I have ever seen.  I always get the 2 meat plate (gyro & chicken swarma) and a Mediterranean plate (all veggie).  Together with tax price comes to $15.  Not bad at all, especially for how many different goodies you get in this combo pack.  It's like a mini buffet on 2 plates.  Perfect for 2 people to share together.  Food has always been good out of the 10 times I ate here.  Price is cheap because of the Berkeley campus being next door.  Place is kept clean.  There is room for 16 people or so to eat.\n\nBonus: Lots of action when you are sitting by the window people watching :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pHgwm_obSGBD349-KyNQ0g", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z09sJYHDwSVaGhICZhNUNw", "text": "D'Yar is great!  The people are always so friendly when I come, even when I just buy some fries.  They always joke around with you and make sure you are loaded up on ketchup, napkins, etc.  I love getting the vegetarian plate which comes with amazing falafel, babaganoush, hummus and tabouli.  It is very filling and cheap!  I also like the chicken plate and the lamb plate; I've sometimes get rice with my food but the fries are really good so I usually opt for that.  It also comes with a small salad.  Once, they forgot to give my friend his pita bread and when they realized it, they gave us a whole bunch to make up for it.  \n\nIt's usually crowded and hard to find seating and if you do find a seat, its likely that you're less than twelve inches from a stranger.  However, getting to-go is not a bad option!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jXuwu8TQPWN3yVP5fL8RJg", "text": "definitely better than the place that used to be here.  the staff is very friendly and the food is quite good.  sure we're all sad that meesha's left, so for now, this seems to be the next best thing, and they surely have done it right.\n\nhad the kefka kebab plate, and a shawarma wrap.  both were very good, large enough that we weren't left TOO hungry after, and reasonably priced.  also, the lemonade is quite good, definitely homemade.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dTdltcr2EC5oMZ1rs795PA", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "khYDz-uD7WhbL_CeD_nSTw", "text": "Can't believe I never noticed this place before! I feel  like since it's located right next to IB Hoagie's, it gets overlooked a lot.\n\nI came here on a Monday night for takeout dinner with a friend, and earlier with a co-worker a few months ago. The last time I went, I ordered the gyro plate, which came with a ton of meat! For what you pay ($6.99), I felt that the price was pretty reasonable.\n\nYesterday, I ordered the chicken shawerma ($5.99), partly because I wanted to try something new, and partly because Avengers was pretty freaking amazing. The shawerma was all right- the chicken was good and I love their fries, but the hummus smelled kind of funky, so that was a bit disappointing. ):", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "loglcvuzi_Gc5MtsL_gCBA", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nFriendly service and funny servers! Came here for lunch on a Monday because my friend adores this place. The sun was shining through the windows as we waited in line. They have a few tables and some counter seating, and they have a water dispenser in the back corner, next to the soda machine (free refills!).\n\nService was fast--we got our food within 8 minutes. They take credit, which is always nice c:\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nFALAFEL WRAP: 4 fresh falafels with cucumber and tomato salad, seasoned onions, and tahini sauce [$4.99]\n- Shouldn't have gotten the wrap. The sauce (or maybe the water from the veggies) made the bottom of the wrap soggy, which was unpleasant and squishy.\n- The grilled wrap itself was strangely burnt. Well, not literally burnt, but it had a charcoal aftertaste in some bites.\n- Falafels themselves were tasty! \n- Veggies didn't seem very fresh. The cucumber pieces still had skin on them...and these were the cucumbers with the bitter tasting skin. :c\n\nGYRO PLATE: thin slices of gyro with \"the works\", which is essentially gyro, sliced onions, salad with tomatoes and cucumbers, hummus, fries, pita pieces, tahini sauce in a plastic cup  [$6.99]\n- This looked wayy more appetizing and was wayyyy more appetizing than my wrap. They gave him a HUGE HEAPING SERVING of gyro. He said they gave him more gyro than they normally do, which is awesome because he shared with me! \n- Gyro is flavorful and tasty. Nice large chunks of gyro! \n- Pita slices are pretty good, not too dry which is nice. Tastes good dipped in hummus or tahini sauce...or both!\n- My friend likes dipping the fries in the hummus.\n- I didn't really like their hummus, but their tahini sauce is great, and you can ask for refills of it. Goes great with the gyro!\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nGood prompt service, awesome prices. Don't get the wraps--get the plates. Enjoy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RC4XGDk2IzrC2EKtmMawNw", "text": "Convenient location with relatively quick service. Overall, very competent lunch food. As of the time of this review, the $5.99 + tax \"Chicken Shawarma wrap + fries + drink\" combo has been the only thing i've been ordering. Pretty cheap, filling, and does its job at filling you. \n\nThe veggie ingredients they use are pretty fresh, but the wrap itself is more bland than what i'm used to and is some serious need of more exciting flavor (it tastes like a sorta boring wrapped combination of  cooked chicken, hummus, lettuce, and tomatoes). I had better tasting shawarmas, falafels, and gyros elsewhere, but this will definitely suffice as a functional mainstay between bouts of better cuisine elsewhere.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XqC8UsBTISNiWO1ytFNJtw", "text": "I was a bit disappointed with my falafel wrap... I tried dolling it up with the hummus and avocado, but it was meh.... \n\nI think the main thing that bothered me about my meal was that it didn't taste fresh to me, it didn't have that much flavor, and that the food was cold... a filling meal for a good price though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CGRkejdGiNtvX-lhcOFUZQ", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "u7DCAZxIqBub-FThrmceGg", "text": "D'Yar is simply... DELICIOUS!\n\nBy a combination of price, deliciousness, and convenience I have to give it my nod as my favorite place to eat. You can get a combo, which is a shawarma plate/wrap and a drink for under $8. The plate comes with the meat, salad, hummus, and rice or fries (or even both). It's just a combination of perfection.\n\nThey sometimes have a hard time understanding the difference between fries and rice so make sure you say FRENCH fries... or RICE! D'Yar is also an awesome place to eat because you can say punny things like... \"Let's eat over D'YAR!\" or \"I am in D'YAR need of that chicken shawarma plate!\"\n\nSo if you haven't already go over D'Yar and try out the plate and the wrap. They also have stamp cards if you want to become a regular. I've already gotten my 5th free meal in 2 years so I am definitely a huge fan. So D'Yar we go... My review right D'Yar. I think I should eat D'Yar now.\n\nthe Great,\nGumZ", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ViAczEMmp3WQDxX0z6TwKA", "date": "2011-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "faCJ1tUfXFd9NgMGdgKJ1A", "text": "The falafel itself is delicious: crispy outside and moist inside - and a plate of 6 good-sixed falafel balls will run you $2.95.\n\nChicken shawarma wrap was good and cheap. Comes with a few pickled vegetables, and otherwise the standard wrap stuff. it was fast, and the ingredients were fresh.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jgi0iam1b2XEqYAQBP7NRQ", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ntQCBDa2HDRmGSGmz__zgQ", "text": "Good Mediterranean food at a cheap price!\n\nSearching what students call the Asian Ghetto (aka the Durant Food Courts) I stumbled across this gem.\n\nThey have a lot of lunch plate specials for $5. While those looked tempting, I was craving a shawarma. The menu only listed a chicken option, so I ordered the gyro wrap instead because it had lamb & beef. Both come with a fountain drink.\n\nQuick Sidebar: What's the difference between a shawarma and a gyro? Aren't they both wraps from the Mediterranean area? From my understanding the Shwarma vs Gyro divide is basically Middle East vs Greece. Either way, I'm a fan of both!\n\nTheir Gyro Wrap hit the spot. The lamb & beef were moist, the \"hot sauce\" added a lasting flavor and at $5.79 with a drink, it's a steal! I also ordered fries on the side and re-filled my Coke while I was waiting. I didn't wait to long though, as the service was pretty fast.\n\nAs I walked back to my Kollaboration SF meeting on the UC Berkeley campus, the smell of the wrap caught some eyes as I entered the room. Shared the fries, shared the Coke but kept the wrap to myself because it was scrumptious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rmBmo4UXZc-lI8sdko1Slw", "date": "2011-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kJnQXYWwEYQcgvW278vmjQ", "text": "i order the falafel wrap here, and it's about the size of a burrito. in fact, it looks like a burrito. and by the look on my face while i'm eating it, you can assume that it's a tasty burrito. or falafel wrap, i guess, if you can figure out that it's not a burrito.\n\nrepetition aside, i'd love to give this place an extra star, but i feel as if it'd only account for its location and tastiness level in contrast to neighboring restaurants.\n\nit's a nice oasis amidst the typical college student hot spots and i admit recommending this place to a few people. however, these people are college students. my peers want food now. and it's not like they'll take any suggestions from me if i say, \"well i know this really good falafel place - it's in emeryville on san pablo.\"\n\nin short, it's not the tastiest falafel i've ever had, but it's the tastiest falafel i've had within a short vicinity.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "4T5cf1qxUBX3Zkm_1N-E0g", "text": "Came here last night with my friends. I've never been here before and one of my friends wanted the falafel balls. \n\nThe place is nice, clean, and inviting inside. Atmosphere felt lively, people inside enjoying their chicken shawarma (I wish I brought my wallet because it smelled so good and also looked good) and kebabs. The place smelled so delicious! \n\nThe guy who helped us out was patient and nice. There's lots to choose from here. She took her food to go and we didn't wait too long till he finished the order. I tried one with the sauce (what's the sauce made of, sesame?) anyways, it tasted good, fresh and hot.\n\nI really want to come here and try at least everything :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4rYwdfELqwdUSLSIqTm-jw", "date": "2010-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bPMCOMioagBlpenIRX71gQ", "text": "A few words about the place:\nAn unassuming spot that you don't know the name of unless you bother twisting your head to the sky, D'yar is one of my favorite Mediterranean spots in the UC Berkeley campus area. With freshly made food, ample seating, and easy accessibility it is a top pick for me for lunch or dinner when on south side.\n\nWhat I recommend:\nGet the Lamb and beef Schwarma  plate, no debate. Even if you think lamb is too gamey for you, the perfect seasoning and slow spit style roasting of this meat makes any qualms you have with lamb disappear in an instant. The plate ($7.99) comes with salad, hummus, schwarma, pita, and rice or fries. I usually get half rice and half fries and ask for a side of hotsauce to kick things up a notch, but that's just me. The salad though is tangy and light, while the hummus has a nice garlic-y punch, and the schwarma goes swimmingly with the yogurt or hotsauce. This plate is just packed full of flavor that complements and rounds out the meal completely. Not to mention it is more than enough food for me and probably a good dish to split for those with a lighter appetite. \n\nBottom line:\nAlthough a little pricier than their counterparts, they take card, have ample seating, nicer ambiance than their neighbors, and have tasty food. You can't really find anything in terms of schwarma that beats the flavor or quantity of food in the area. However, if you're a falafel person I have to point you in the direction of Sunrise deli, who makes a mean falafel sandwich with avocado.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_wXDCJIAbCkP4Y8otK6mTQ", "date": "2012-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CtOomACCI8mChpGEWc378A", "text": "The delicious hummus is back to normal! Huzzah!\n\nThey also seemed to raise the price a little...it's no longer $7.12 total as my previous review indicated (read my previous review for a more in depth look at what deliciousness you're about to taste). Seems to be $7.67 now. Still worth it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2sKvON3YU5o59Z_N1vzsJw", "date": "2011-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VlZ5PFLgfD4_7twnrq5Ilg", "text": "I have been here twice and each time severely enjoyed the falafel plate.  It's kind of a magical experience.  The falafels are crispy, warm and delicious.  You also get some wicked good fries, hummus, salad and pitas.  All for about $6.  My only grievances are the pitas are too small to open and stuff ingredients inside of.  Also, they could throw in a little more hummus.  Overall though, this meal tickles my palate in all the right ways.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rXebFrChJyQUBsIzDDgwFg", "text": "OK, so we came here pretty late, kind of close to closing time, which may have affected the service we received, which was kind sucky, and the food that we got.\n\nAll I wanted was some tabouleh and pita bread! Although the tabouleh was pretty good compared to others I've tried (my hometown has LOTS of mediterranean food to compare to), they TOTALLY skimmed me on my pita bread! Help a sista out and give me some darn pita bread! They only gave me like 6 slices... which I had to share with two other MEN! and ladies you know that men can eat a lot! so can we, but damn that was not enough pita to go around! :(\n\nSadness.... my friends got some other meals like gyros and etc etc... but at that point I was just sad I didn't have more pita bread to finish my tabouleh. Maybe I should've asked, but I felt bad cause it was close to closing time OR maybe they should've just given us LOTS of pita bread! \n\nhaha, well hopefully I can give this place another try, maybe during the day time and normal business hours or something. But another thing was they charged my credit card for food I never bought! (long story short, I wanted to pay in cash, changed my mind, used card, then changed my mind again to cash) Plus, there was some language barrier between the guy taking my order and me. I don't know maybe I couldn't hear him, but some other guy had to come and help him out. that part was pretty hilarious, but don't be skimpin' out on my pita bread!\n\ngrrrrrrrr.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "v4M7uKHbeTDWdsZxD2RuYA", "date": "2010-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "yuZjd_gpno-v-nXE6tbIbQ", "text": "I don't know if I just have low standards for food around campus or if food just tastes better to me when it's cheaper or I was just really hungry, but the food here today really hit the spot for me!\n\nFood: \n1) Chicken shawarma plate: YUM! Yummy hummus, yummy pita break, yummy salad, YUMMY chicken and some ok rice! Oh my gosh, I was in Med food heaven! This was Chicken Shawarma done right!\n2) Lamb Shawarma plate: thin strips of juicy but lightly crispy lamb with the same yummy pita bread, hummus and salad (and there was rice). I didn't know food around campus could taste SO good! I'm in utter shock that I haven't tried this place or heard more good things about food here!\n\n(+) BIG proportions, so you get your money's worth!\n(+) cheap food\n(+) Close to campus \n(+) Quick\n(-) kinda shady looking and very hole in the wall, dirty feeling\n(-) There's always bums right outside\n(-) they give too much food and it tastes way too good so you end up eating too much......oh wait, is that a bad thing? Maybe I should put this under a plus....hmmm.......\n\nOverall: I think I found my go to place for lunch!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "_a7HcS0S58J5x7R0YDSwqQ", "text": "This place has a really nice atmosphere, pretty good food, and reasonable prices.  Food definitely tastes authentic.  I always go here for falafel dishes.  It doesn't seem to be much of a sit-down restaurant due to the lack of space.  However, it is definitely not good for to-go.  One of the reasons this place only gets 3 stars is because food takes FOREVER.  I go here whenever I'm craving some good Mediterranean food, but every time I've had to wait a good 30 minutes! :(", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B1L60uYOxaSUg0xwokPV1w", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "jdNaR4f9JhfIbXmoB7QNJg", "text": "Lunched there last week with my friend, Adrienne. Upon ordering, she pulled out her D'Yar Frequent Gyro Card! 10 - $6+ purchases and you get the 11th one free! I've been there at least 12 times and never was offered the card! I felt so violated and used. \nComplaining and pleading my case to the Mediterranean crew only evoked their male laughter. Ha-ha. '-( I understand now how degrading men can be. Sorry, Ladies. Now, I've changed.\nI have the card now with one credit. For that, only three stars. \nWell, until I go there next week.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2010-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "VlfNa6qE0C4uzB7EZXS1_g", "text": "Came here for a brunch and enjoyed it thoroughly.\n\n The falafels are made after you order and are fresh and yummy. The falafel plate comes with fries, hummus, a dip and pita. Quite a stuffing and ideal for a heavy brunch.\n\nAlso had the eggplant wrap which was mildly spiced and flavorful.\n\nThis place is a stone's throw from campus, good value for money with quick service!\n\nGet your Mediterranean fix here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eUjJ0SDe6eBoZB7iKYifnw", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ic5eVUuXHuoB30uIjfywmg", "text": "I'm usually a wrap guy, but got a MunchOnMe.com deal for a gyro plate here at D'Yar for $4.99 including a drink. I think it was $7 without drink normally.\n\nThe plate has a lot of food. The gyro meat plus fries, salad, hummus, and some pita wedges (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q?select=oRIoYya7ltz2W3TYgObmlQ). You have a choice of rice instead of fries, if you want to go a bit healthier.\n\nThe gyro meat (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q?select=xtOFxWNQqZe7WrSMPb1oGA) was pretty good. Nicely seasoned and juicy. It's sliced off the vertical rotisserie and given a bit of grilling with some onions before serving and doesn't taste like your typical Kronos cone meat. The fries were also good with a dusting of black pepper than you can see in the picture.\n\nThe rest of the items were not that great. The salad was pretty basic and overly dressed with a citrusy, vinaigrette dressing. The hummus was bland with too much non-EVOO oil further blandifying it (technical foodie term). The thin, hard pita wedges . . . I could have stabbed someone with those.\n\nI've had the shawarma and falafel wraps here before (thought I'd reviewed already too . . . ) and I think the wraps are the way to go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2011-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 7, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "u8x72lf1ptY2YjsPmXZ6DQ", "text": "Chicken. Shawarma. Plate.\n\nGeneral things:\nTahini Sauce- I've had better. It doesn't really have a strong flavor to it, actually it is pretty mild and not thick, so it is good as an introduction.\nSalad- Ok, pretty standard.\nPita bread- Only 3 slices ): \nHummus (with oil on top)- Your general hummus.\nFries- I love fries! And these are steak cut. Me likes.\nChicken- On the dry side. You would think that it is very flavorful since it looks like it is well-seasoned, but actually it is not. \n\nI call this place GaGa because it is bad romance.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fUMUan5Wlmbazd-OOnRwjg", "date": "2011-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "OeliE-8gkpeqM_Qb4t-Ukg", "text": "My new mantra.  I will be calorie frugal.  I will maximize value and minimize unhealthy eating.  I will make good food choices.  \n\nThus, I did a price comparison between D'Yar and Cal Gyro.  Cal Gyro is more expensive.  For the wraps, the difference is less than 50c.  For the plates, the difference is much more noticeable.  A typical chicken plate here is $6.49.  That's with hummus, salad, rice (or fries) and meat.  At Cal Gyro, it's $9.99.  \n\nI got the beef kebab plate.  When the lady asked whether I wanted fries or rice, I got all confused.  I'm so bad at making decisions.  Especially when it comes to horizontally bad food choices.  It was ready in a jiffy.  The weather was very hot outside so I enjoyed watching the inappropriately dressed young students walk, up and down, up and down to fetch their foods.  A young man sitting by the table chowing down on a rice bowl ($4.99 special of the day) asked for some pickled radishes.  I want pickles too!  These were the purple kind, the kind that is also served with the pita that has a pocket in the middle.  The other places that serve thick pita does not have purple pickled radishes and their hummus is rather gross.  \n\nWhen I got home, I sat down in the little al fresco sun room my parents built.  As I opened my bounty, I heard the strangest noise, like a very small semi-tractor starting up.  Turns out it was a hummingbird fight!  Two hummingbirds put their dukes up and fought it out in the yard.  It was a good sign for the food.  The beef was not overly salty and still tender.  It had nice char marks on the outside.  The rice had those little toasted noodles that I've heard so much about.  And peas.  The salad had little grape tomatoes.  And the hummus was quite tasty.  Sometimes hummus can taste like mortar that is used to seal bricks.  But from here, it was savory and tasty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vn8nPLA7J_GkHEiW5vEmbA", "date": "2011-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 6, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "S_0C8mQnX4C4OaRAu9gS1Q", "text": "After eating nearly every type of food you can imange on this trip... The bf suggested having Mediterranean for dinner. Found this cute little place just down the way from where we were hanging out at. \nWhen we walked in, the place wasnt to busy (which was nice, who wants a busy restaurant when you are hungry).  After looking over the menu i decided on getting the Chicken Shawarma Wrap(Chicken, wrapped in a pita bread with veggies), pickled vegetables on the side, and a drink (Only draw back on getting a drink from here is they only have a soda machine and no ice tea or other kind of drinks, which is a total bummer for their customers who dont like soda) total for that was $4.99 plus tax. If you wanted to add fries or rice it was an extra $1.99.\nThe person who took our order was nice, he gave me our receipt and said our number would be called. Found a cozy spot by the window to sit and people watch on Telegraph Ave. (FYI watch out for the sharp edges on the sides of the table, my poor elbow and arm got attack several times!!).\n\nEven though this is a Mediterranean place dont expect to hear that type of music, instead one of the food preppers busted out his ipod and was playing a mix of hiphop and contemporary music. At one point he even got into a song and was singing as he was cooking, which i thought showed another side of this place. They know how to have fun while working!! They really take the time to make everything fresh and right the first time it seems like.\n\nFinally, our order was up and ready for us to pick up. The warp was pretty good (on the larger side). Only thing was, they are kind of stingy on giving you alot of chicken. All in all, this pita filled me up along with stealing some bites from the bf's yummi looking plate too!!!\n\nPrices are not bad here at all in this awesome college town, just wish they wouldnt charge so much to add on fries or rice, kind of a bummer especially if your a student trying to save your scrilla!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "coKnuxLznH0FHb34m4ZLCw", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WaxhDYWQmZ1FGM2ChY7_2Q", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 8, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "flubkn-3ktjwFtxZk5KjoA", "text": "Their chicken kebab plate is pretty good. For around $7, you get two skewers of chicken, grilled onions and red bell peppers, small side salad, cuts of warm pita bread and hummus, and finally the choice of rice or fries.\n\nI thought this was a better deal compared to Turkish Kitchen's chicken kebab plate priced at a little more than $9, just because the portion of chicken was the same but D'Yar's was more tender. There was also an array of things on the plate besides just a salad. I really liked the hummus - very smooth and creamy. I wasn't a big fan of the rice, though. Not very flavorful although it looked promising. Grilled veggies were a plus. \n\nOverall, it was a good meal but one that didn't make me very full. I guess this is the kind of full you should feel so that you're actually able to get up from the chair - okay this only happened to me twice. At Hometown Buffet and AYCE KBBQ.\n\n...Or maybe I'm just a monster. I know, it sounds like a lot, but if they added a little bit more rice and threw in an extra pita quarter, I'd have no complaints!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WDwiA7-8N7MgTYZr5CbMIw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bktrWwCzBfx3CLQZCyuWUw", "text": "I never really understood the to-do over their sandwiches. Caffe Intermezzo down the street is oh-so-much better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2007-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WDwiA7-8N7MgTYZr5CbMIw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wMgZ_q_sl3-a4IY0NAO3rw", "text": "What are you doing here?  Get your butt up to cafe Strada, people!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rE71cNks9kmHDnnoJXTSUw", "date": "2009-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0AsNziB6xVszOIEoRiv2wQ", "text": "THANKS FOR RUINING MY MORNING.\n\nI was Looking for a nice breakfast.\nCame here because it was one of the few places open so far and there were some people sitting inside.\n\nI came in and was ignored by the lady working here. She didn't even make eye contact with me. I looked at the menu for several minutes and still no acknowledgement. Finally I asked her a couple questions about the menu. She still didn't look at me while she was giving out peoples food.\n\nI decided to order the number 5: 2 large eggs with 3 pancakes. I asked her if I could substitute the whole wheat pancakes with the blueberry and she said yes but its an extra 1.50 so I said \"OK ill take that\"\nGot my food fairly fast, but while I waited I drank the cappucino I ordered here which tasted like DIRT.\n\nI got my food and was eating the pancakes. They were so blan and gross. The worst pancakes I ever had. Eventually I realized they lacked any flavor when I asked for Blueberries, afterall my total came out to 10.22! \nI came back to her and asked her if this was the blueberry pancake and she looked at the paper she wrote and said \"you didnt order them. you just asked me about it.\" WTF. \"No, I said 'I want that'\" And she said \"well, i could put blueberries on top, and she motioned for the plate, then she changed her mind and ran to the register and punched in $1.50 and I was shocked, I asked \"I have to pay for it?\" After all, it was her mistake and it was ridiculously over prices for the shitty mean anyway!\nShe said \"yah!  I didn't charge you for it.\"\n\nHow cheap do you have to be?! What kind of customer service is that.\n\nThe meal was gross. The eggs tasted like eggs, which I guess was good, but 10.22 for this breakfast?! I think not. What a waste of my money. Never coming back, save your money and go to some place better where they also have courtesy. YUCK.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "k0XSmh9GYrz11XHzloWuMA", "date": "2012-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "12ZDjmRWJxl8jvcLWz3-Zg", "text": "For a place that looks average, the food is above average.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4tSZPeEeDgVWaJH5hwwAA", "date": "2005-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1asjGavYVa6DI1hZOS4pSA", "text": "This is a typical mom and pop's breakfast joint.  They have a pretty extensive menu, but they are only open for breakfast and lunch.  If you come here on any weekends, its pretty crowded.  I would have to recommend the pancakes and omelettes, and the OJ.  The texture on their pancakes is amazing.  They really were perfectly cooked for the three or four times I've had them.  The same goes for the omelettes; the eggs are never too dry, and its never runny.  The OJ is also freshly squeezed every morning.  The home fries are good, but I've found them to be too heavy for breakfast (the fried portion is really oily).  The rest of the items on the menu are pretty typical, and this place does charge you a hefty premium for breakfast foods compared to IHOP or Denny's.  Their portions are decently sized.  I took off one star because their service is somtimes lacking during busier intervals.  They don't have enough hands to clean the tables, and since you have to seat yourself, you usually end up cleaning your own table before you sit down.  Also, the ventilation in this corner building is really bad.  I don't think they have kitchen ventilation, so after eating here, you'll end up smelling heavily of cooking grease.\n\nSidenote:  I've gotten food poisoning here before from sunny-side up eggs, so they maybe don't use pasteurized eggs?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1-JGQQI7fgeyCmI44qhzKQ", "text": "Ann's Kitchen is definitely a breakfast place, and more specifically a hungover breakfast place. They do have sandwiches, salads and such, but those are fairly mediocre. Go here if you're looking for a lot of cheap, greasy food.\n\nEggs and pancakes are mediocre, but the hash browns are really damn good. I'm also partial to their fresh lemonade.\n\nBe warned: it's not particularly clean, you won't find much parking near Telegraph, and if you're with more than three people you may have difficulty finding a table. They do take-out, though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tnr0oku9aVuyI5XR5wnR4g", "date": "2007-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1T1QXso9CLjVzllnY7C-HQ", "text": "I'm not really a morning person, so it's rare that I actually wake up early enough before class just to go out and eat breakfast. But the few times that I've done so (in addition to hangover mornings + all nighter mornings), I've gone to Ann's Kitchen. \n\nI always get the omelets, sometimes with different stuff inside. Typically I recommend mushrooms, cheese, tomatoes, and avocado. Their omelets are very good - although a bit pricy - and come in a large portion. They also include home fries and toast with it...but I don't like them very much and usually don't eat it. Nice touch though!\n\nGet the freshly squeeze orange juice too - good stuff!\n\nIt's bus-your-own-tables, so remember to throw away your leftovers and bring plates to the cart in the back. \n\nALSO - they don't accept credit card. (As in they either charge you extra or it has to be over a certain amount....) So bring cash or a debit card.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NU9DwKAg9SShW9jIy2AnfA", "date": "2009-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1x2NRM0-zSLXGgV70lwrYw", "text": "Sampled the western omelette which came with potatoes and toast and also had the banana pancakes.   The omelette and potatoes were bland, had to douse it in hot sauce and pepper.  The toast... they didn't provide any jam, extra butter, etc.  The pancakes, they were ok, no clue what kind of syrup they provide.  Charged too much for a small cup of ordinary coffee.  Then you bus you're own table; which i don't have a problem with in principle, but for the quality and price, i might as well go to (*gasp*) denny's or ihop for selection; or better still back to the great breakfast place in inner sunset i went to some weeks ago.\noh and the piece de resistance, i had a tummy ache and digeestive issues later that day.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zj9mzcSKqqPrbfyMFMBVLw", "date": "2011-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2JrL7yshaVh6-3JCc2ARaA", "text": "I think this is one of those \"quantity over quality\" things - I love breakfast food as much as the next person but this place isn't as amazing as everyone makes it out to be. But portions are enormous and it's decently good food considering what you're paying. \n\nI'm not a fan of their homefries (too salty), but I like their pancakes (as long as they're not whole wheat - they're really scratchy) and omelettes. They always overcook my bacon, though, and the sausages are really oily. \n\nThe place is big but not very clean and very homely-looking. But (I'm assuming) because of all the food they give you, there's always a good amount of people in there. I'm always disappointed in their hours (they close at 6PM on weeknights and 5PM on weekends)... somehow I always end up craving pancakes for dinner. I've never been here for lunch, so I'll try to do that sometime soon.\n\nOH. I WISH THEY SERVED WAFFLES! +1 star if you start serving waffles!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3xsN66XbF4fxoInKkZR-tA", "text": "I love this place's blueberry pancakes and orange juice. The portions are big, the food is yummy, so seriously, what's not to like? Alright, I know the service is sub-par and the lady that calls out your name can't seem to pronounce anything (really, was there no one better they could hire), but it's a small price to pay for a filling, delicious breakfast for under $10.\n\nFunny story: I once tried to watch the sunrise at the Big C with some people (obviously we didn't see the sun rise because the Big C faces the wrong side - idiots). When we came down from the hill, a bunch of cops were waiting for us, asking if we had been or had seen people camping up there. After we explained to them that we had just been watching the sunrise and that no one else was up there, my friends and I went to Ann's kitchen for an early morning breakfast. When we go there, lo and behold the same cops were there, munching on their pancakes, smiling and waving at us. We should have just got a ride with them.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KPCHblxI6jzP96MLxeSjBw", "date": "2009-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4FueuqQo604CcgmUwnzPUQ", "text": "Not bad food! It's great for mornings when you feel like getting up earlier for breakfast! They do a good job at making breakfast food without trying to scalp you for $2 for everything on the menu like a lot of other businesses down Telegraph. But that being said, it is breakfast food! Expect your breakfast food you can probably make at home. It didn't blow me out of the water but it was nice to not have to get up half an hour earlier to account for cooking and cleaning time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4Kh8pLvky8lHz9s8HL-_Sg", "text": "Ann's Kitchen is a no-nonsense, student-and-group oriented type of dining place, specializing in large quantities of food that, while better than junk food, still has that air of mass-produced grease that characterizes the major fast-food chains. It's a good low-key and, as I said, group restaurant, having large wooden tables and plenty of space and a general light, open-air atmosphere, but I found the staff to be incredibly unfriendly and the meal I ordered, French toast, to be so completely substandard that I just stared at it blankly for about five minutes. It was a barely cooked, soggy mess. To me it looked like something that would be served in an Army mess, only with more sugar. When I took it to the counter, I was informed by the cashier lady that \"that's how we make it here\" and stared at with contempt. Having said this, I grant that the little of my friend's food that I tried was quite decent. Another drawback, however, is how noisy and overcrowded it gets, mostly with students from nearby Berkeley. Overall, Ann's Kitchen is a good place for a quick stop and/or vast quantities of food, but the worst possible if you're looking to please your culinary appetite or enjoy conversation.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QMCh0p-nqjGCp5f58f83aQ", "date": "2008-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4n2fFiprhb26nMq9nSwlVw", "text": "Bunch of Cal students love this place, especially their homemade fries, yet I'm not particular a huge fan of it. The food is not bad consider the price is pretty cheap. However, to me their food is a bit oily, so it has a bitter aftertaste (this applies to their omelette). One thing, DON'T get their french toast delux, it's probably the worst french toast I'd ever had... other than that, this is an overall student friendly brunch place around campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cK_o24LjSY2P0FW9Th3Hqg", "date": "2010-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5a0drvZYdnFi3dqgJoR8eg", "text": "I ordered a number one (2 eggs with homefries and 2 toast) with side of meat! It's a relatively cheap brunch place with a good sized serving. Service is nice and quick and you seat/bus yourself.\n\nTIP: Try their apple butter!! Adds a nice hint of applesauce to your toast :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5mKq5rHihzSXJqTAP86zLA", "text": "Came here around noon on this gloomy Sunday. My friend and I crossed the street to see an enormous line forming from the counter inside to the door itself. Hungry and cold, we still decided to wait. If there's this many people, than it must be good! Good logic, no? :P\n\nAnd boy was it gooood! Ordering a Number 1 on the breakfast menu along with wheat pancakes a la carte, we sat down to talk by the window and smelled the loveliness that was being concocted in the kitchen. The ladies were wonderfully polite and nice. It had a very homey feeling. \n\nThis is a place where you can literally eat your feelings away. And they will go away by the end of the meal (that or be replaced with food coma inducing satiation)! Portions are massive. My plate was 3 neat piles of toast, scrambled eggs (perfect with Tapatio and pepper), and their insanely awesome homefries. (HOMEFRIESSSS) Potatoes done right :) Wheat pancakes - 3 massive ones stacked on top of each other along with apple butter (APPLE BUTTAA Oh my jeeez).  I was feeling a little negative at the beginning of the trip with some dramarama and sunburns -__-, and despite all the awkward sightings of certain personas all eating under this eatery's roof, I still have to say it was all worth it.  All you really need in life is a friend and Ann's Kitchen. I left feeling quite positive :) with a full to-go box left over still. \n\nPS: Expect a half hour wait from getting in the door to getting your grub on at crazy hours (lunch time). And I do not kid when I say massive portions. \n\nBon apetit :) One star off for it being a little too crowded and humid.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zv4mCpHT681tUt73IV20oQ", "date": "2011-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6DMFD3BRp-MVzDQelRx5UQ", "text": "Definitely changing my review. The line still sucks but the breakfast is great and super cheap. Got the #1 on the breakfast menu which is 2 eggs, toast, and home fries (kinda a mix between potatoes and hashbrowns) for under $4. I was craving breakfast so much this morning and it really hit the spot!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6i13Ks4U1gejrDuqwrPUSw", "text": "Ann's can be so satisfying under the right conditions. It's cheap, portions are huge, and those home fries are absolutely amazing (assuming you're in the mood for crunchy greasy heaven). I love going to this place after a long night. It's simple, the service is fast (just never go there during peak hours or on a game day), and the food really hits the spot. Obviously if you're looking for something fancier and healthier go to La Note (which I also love), but for those days when you just want a big hearty breakfast, nowhere beats Ann's. \n\nI do have to say that the tables are often sticky, the man and woman that take your order are sometimes grumpy (although I can't blame them since it's jam-packed so frequently), and if you go here when there's a line out the door, prepare to wait forever to get your food. Also, it does suck that they don't accept credit cards and that they're randomly closed on Tuesdays. However, all of this is worth it because the prices would obviously go up if they started using a credit card machine and/or if they hired a full waitstaff (you order at the counter and bus your own tables). These minor sacrifices are definitely worth maintaining the low price!\n\nYou can't really compare Ann's to La Note, Rick and Ann's or Venus.. it's a totally different, much more casual dining experience. It's basically a tastier and cheaper version of Denny's/IHOP that is walking distance from campus (awesome).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FxoGMfDIj4Z0H8Sl6CNiDg", "date": "2009-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6PXsBwlL49FgG4zO4tknQg", "text": "Cheap, good breakfast food.  Denny's and IHOP have nothing on Ann.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uT1WqFjDNvw1Ilou9iZGHg", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6tId0ZP2dqqj7kjXmFUyxQ", "text": "It's never worth getting anything besides breakfast for four bucks. Two eggs, toast, and more yummy homestyle potatoes than you could imagine. It's quick and cheap, although they only take cash or debit. Lots of room for seating and it's easy to find a spot on weekdays to sit with a whole huge group of friends. \n\nHere's a photo of the dish I recommend: http://www.simoneanne.com/journal/2011/08/food-anns-kitchen-berkeley-california/", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SA-2TBmWLp8D1VULfWW8yw", "date": "2011-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6vnmAHXsw_T1x2ZdUJpVmQ", "text": "3.5 stars\n\nbig portions, good food, cheap, and breakfast all day? THIS PLACE ROCKS! Got the banana almond french toast... it was huge! AND TASTY! definitely left satisfied and with a food coma. If you're ever looking for a cheap and hearty breakfast, come to Ann's.\n\nBEWARE: seating is difficult to find.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RugiruRsLxooWa5aE5Z5lg", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "719AdFHpUFn-f5q5QhEqpA", "text": "What better thing to add to a stomach roiling with beer from the night before than THE WESTERN OMELETTE? It's filled with all sorts of good veggies and comes with a side of crunchy home fries and toast coated in apple butter. \n\nAnn's Kitchen is the perfect little corner greasy spoon to traipse to on Sunday mornings. Sure, your clothes kinda smell like bacon for the rest of the day, but the orange juice is fresh-squeezed (so, so sweet) and you get to people-watch on Telegraph safely behind a pane of glass if you get a window seat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1U9asD55YxdSXjgFfgeI4A", "date": "2009-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7cW-G0d5HkAP9EDtj8gpeA", "text": "SOOOO MUCH FOOD!!!! and very reasonably priced!\n\nI got a spinach omelet, toast, and house fries (my favorite item) for about $6. Really good, really cheap, and huuuuuuuuge portions! My plate could have fed 2 people. I was hungry and still had leftovers!!! Everyone in my table had leftovers.\n\nThe food comes within 5-7 minutes. I give 5 stars for the food and price, but minus 1 star for customer service. The lady was not friendly, and she barely wanted to give my party to-go boxes for the leftovers. I asked for 3 and she gave me 2..........the second time I asked.....the first time she COMPLETELY ignored me!!!!\n\nI went around 9-9:30am on a Sunday morning....there we no lines. People started coming later, but it still wasn't too packed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XH32jdB-Qq1U9Rgc8ITeiw", "date": "2010-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "81ASH3WkOFVJIT0_SsqCmA", "text": "Ugh, I don't understand the big deal about this place. I'm a sucker for the classic American breakfast, since it's so simple and almost impossible to mess up, and I don't even need a hot shirtless boyfriend to serve it to me in bed. It's that amazingly simple. But sorry, Ann's was a disappointment. \n\nService - the lady behind the register seemed so rude and not accommodating. She looks utterly bored and couldn't spare a smile. We're all hungover, not you.\n\nPlace - this place was small and the windows we sat by were pretty dirty.\n\nWait - while it was a Sunday morning, the wait was more than I expected. \n\nFood - I got the traditional plate, which wasn't bad. However, this place lacks flavor. The potatoes and scrambled eggs just didn't have any BAM to them. Crossroads, my dear dining hall, can do better than that. The potato and egg portions were pretty big. They have apple butter available for the toast, which bumps them up to a two star.  My boyfriend got the spagetti and it only had 3 MEATBALLS. Like really now? Meatballs are probably the cheapest form of meat, and you can only spare 3? Shame shame.\n\nPrice - I've had homestyle and more fancy breakfast meals, and I don't mind paying a little more for my favorite meal of the day. This place is overpriced for the quality.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rdN0FN1JmkIYI-i7ROxk6w", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8E7TmVUzoP3AL_aExccPIA", "text": "Ann's Kitchen is best and cheapest place in the bay to get some awesome banana pancakes (for around $5 you get three delish pancakes topped with a dollop of butter)!  I used to frequent this place all the time when I was an undergrad at Cal, and I still love its appeal.  This kitchen serves no nonsense brunch food with generous portions, and fresh squeezed juices (try their orange juice) as accompaniments.  It usually gets crowded over weekends, but it's definitely a great place to recoop oneself pre-midterms/finals, or after a long night of debauchery!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QEn-hTSA2JzmW-2VVrL5jg", "date": "2008-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8OfU_SXwamcQuBjKD6obfw", "text": "Cheap, fast breakfast fix. Huge portions. A few ants here and there, bunch of flies, you bus your own trays. Passable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nPsmZczCPq_VJ6IK2zXatQ", "date": "2007-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9FJ7iBaGm0STqCji-NNKeQ", "text": "Been here a couple times and I'm not impressed! I tried a basic pancake combo which really lacked flavor. Not a fan of the whole-wheat pancakes and the service wasn't very friendly for a sit-down place. I usually don't expect that much in berkeley since it's a college town, but everyone is always raving about this place. They forgot my drink so I had to go back up and ask and the food was kind of cold when it arrived. It wasn't horrible, but I'd rather grab a bagel at Noah's then come back here again...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-fGUaLfPIGr5aa1q4jLq0g", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9geQ1-zxQA3pLWEFMzCa8w", "text": "Ann's Kitchen is less than a block away from my apartment, so i eat here pretty often. It's pretty much your basic greasy breakfast place, and has pretty good prices. \n\nHowever, this weekend i was disappointed to learn that they don't serve breakfast burritos on weekends. That still doesn't make any sense to me. I asked the woman at the counter for a breakfast burrito, and she said \"no specials on weekends.\" I told her that i dont care about special deals, i just wanted a breakfast burrito.. but she said they couldn't even make me one. I don't get it. Their breakfast burritos are verrry tasty too, so I was very sad when I couldn't satisfy my craving. I got an omelet instead, and it was okay. \n\nI'd recommend this place for a nice weekday breakfast burrito.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qr4wBlnNSrzgk8NxwjFdSA", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9N3--qVQW6fAdN97lQbDgQ", "text": "Eh, pretty bad, not good", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TdAJ2z5vnZwxtjSNcTYHJQ", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9oW3WIptVLmzjGyEsgHaWA", "text": "Come here! Friends here at Cal insisted I had to try this place during my visit, so we came on a Friday afternoon...for breakfast food only, of course. I was treated to #1 off the \"Rising Sun Breakfast\" menu which was: eggs, toast, and amazing (favorite) potatoes. Being a fyattie, I also ordered a stack of banana pancakes...yea, indulged. I tried the Western Omelette as well, and I have nothing but praise for this no-nonsense, bus-your-own-dishes, delicious restaurant. \n\nHuge portions; convinced?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4frKfF3LgPAyaG8A1FexaA", "date": "2011-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9UGYLKM4fTMJ06KC4Y8Axg", "text": "Ann's has a comfortable, homey feel to it. I have only had lunch there so far, but have been impressed. The tuna sandwich is really good. It is simple, yet tasty--kind of like the way mom would make it.\n\nAnn's can be crowded on weekends, but it tends to quiet down towards the afternoon, when the relaxed atmosphere invites one to linger a while over a week old Daily Cal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iHcu13xfyeWWfvCqOPfEbw", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ac8945-BKFLKznDVKvj51A", "text": "Favorite brunch place!  The only downside is the huge portions... it is so delicious that I almost finish the whole thing and then I'm stuffed so I can't eat anything for the rest of the day :( \n\nBreakfast burrito: at $5.22, it is just a little bit over Yali's price, but over 2x the quantity and quality.  They make each one fresh!  There is a spicy sauce that adds a kick with a variety veggies.  The potatoes are crispy, but I think it would be better if the potato:egg ratio were lower.  Also, if they could have options for whole wheat tortilla and black beans instead of ham, I would permit myself to more breakfast burritos here, but among most people, white flour tortillas and ham are more popular.\n\nWestern omelette is also very good!  Lots of mushrooms and onions.  \n\nThe lady is very friendly.  I always want to speak to her in Korean but I'm afraid that I won't make sense :( I've seen that she remembers some of the customer's names and chats with them.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4jPsIgMZT4_Ks5-myaW9Bg", "date": "2012-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ACLOfwXkMth_aOLWhqB4uQ", "text": "Ann's Kitchen is a wonderful little place, sparsely decorated, but with a fair amount of atmosphere, relaxed as it is. I ordered cinnamon french toast with a side of bacon, and it was delicious and extremely filling. The food is simple, cheap and unadorned with any excess trimmings. I really enjoyed eating here for breakfast and would definitely do so again when I am in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HVgfJPbbFleEsBA2EFpckQ", "date": "2010-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AFCbBF-Fdowx8yMC1BZq4w", "text": "HOMEFRIES!!!!!! are the best. This is probably the only place in Berkeley that I actually get up in the morning for breakfast for. It's pretty cheap and very worth it to get a basic breakfast. The line can get pretty long, so if you're just coming out to get breakfast, I recommend calling in your order, especially if its around 10-11 AM (brunch time)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UWV4K2IC2oWGtefurEBN6Q", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AM3j9r0_QVw1gLdj-m_F3g", "text": "Not a bad place to go for lunch, although it was a bit busy, but plenty of room to sit. They are known for their breakfast. Unfortunately, I didn't get to try their food as I had to leave.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AtRZayfmI_-YZgOTWYhthQ", "text": "Very very unimpressed.  Eggs were rubbery.  We ordered sausage for our kid and when it arrived we cut it in half so it would cool faster for him and discovered the inside was seriously undercooked.  When I took it back to the counter and requested they replace it with ham, she argued with me, and even then came over to our table and tried to convince us to just let them cook the sausage a bit more.  !! Dude I don't want your sausage for my toddler after I see it served pink and bloody.  The ham it was ultimately replaced with, alas, tasted weird, too-sugary, or too-chemically-treated.  Ech.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TIDJrencZmDRwKFKixtiNA", "date": "2012-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bswD5l_j_-PkjNcFtkpDvw", "text": "this is another brunch spot in berkeley.  I go there when i'm super hungry and have cravings for greasy food--it's very very greasy!  But portions are large! Service is okay..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wKrHF3VMEYbd3KYmICussQ", "date": "2009-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BuNN9JJXqwT_dnJ7o4ISCQ", "text": "Ok, I'll have to grab a photo next time I'm there; I'm sure it says Soup Kitchen on the outside.  You pay at the counter and are expected to clear your table.  Nothing fancy.\n\n4* because it's a great value,food-wise.  We had good, big breakfasts for cheap.  It attracted clientle looking for that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dmgTVlT-FhEa56f5FByANQ", "date": "2007-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BZrjgSh8DPcfQ9EUjxBVPg", "text": "Ambiance:\n\nAnn's is AMAZING. Great place to go on a hungover Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Only problem: everyone else in the Greek system has the same idea. This place is constantly packed. Waiting in line takes the longest time. Once you've ordered though it takes about 5 mins to get your food: the cooks are FAST. The only annoying thing is people who are waiting in line in large parties try and reserve seating for everyone who haven't even ORDERED YET... Be prepared for rude people, or people who dont know its rude to do this in a crowded restaurant. Berkeley's a diverse place, this is the case every where you eat.\n\nFood:\n\nMost people get a simple breakfast plate: its cheap, its fast, and more than filling. you get 2 eggs anyway you want them, 3-4 pieces of toast with our without apple butter AND you get AMAZING homefries. The homefries are the reason everyone eats at Ann's over other breakfast places.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gvcUcixb6tJKMS1BLbIwbA", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cc7fLZFREgKEyUHeLqDFQQ", "text": "Cheap, fast, and delicious.  That's why Ann's Kitchen gets 4 stars.  I'm no longer a college student at Cal (Class of '05!), and this place still rocks even though I have a better budget to work from.\n\n* Cheap: There were 3 of us, and we spent under $30 total for breakfast.  Awesome.\n* Tons of food: So much of that hash fries/potatoes.  A little crispy but hearty and yummy.  I couldn't finish it.  The eggs were cooked just the way I ordered it - over easy.\n* Fast: No fuss or crap.  Order the food, pay, sit down, pick up food when your name is called, bus your own table.  It's about grubbing down at this restaurant!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tZzkulq1O7VU1I32_Twd7Q", "date": "2012-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ck1yOsnJE0ayuEsrXEPzew", "text": "Great breakfast at a great price.\n\nI usually order the rising sun, with potatoes instead of meat, which gives me a huge helping of food for the price.  I also usually add in blueberries to my pancakes.  Nice to have antioxidants to combat the deep fried grease.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2007-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CQ3439h2RB5HISVT2WCzCQ", "text": "I ordered the blueberry pancakes once and they were okay.  I didn't taste real blueberries in my pancakes and they seemed a bit soggy.  I like my pancakes with a slightly crispy edge to it.  My friend ordered the spaghetti and it was rather bland.  It was your average homemade spaghetti.  I think the potatoes and eggs were acceptable.  With the 15% off Blue and Gold Fridays, I might be more inclined to come here, but they do close early, so if I want breakfast food for dinner, I'm out of luck.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EK4gZnUbD4hFk8hcHm9xEw", "date": "2009-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cTri4vRyMuE9ICiEpi7rCA", "text": "This was my choice for a hearty American breakfast while I went to school in the area, mostly because of its proximity to my apartment.\n\nI do have to say, though, that the pancakes are incredible (and big) and the eggs and potatoes have a certain quality to them that can only come from a homemade style.\n\nDon't count this place out because of its less-than-astounding appearance; Ann's Kitchen is good food at good prices and captures everything that we love about Telegraph Avenue.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CUOopxPfk1HF0c-Rfcpa6A", "text": "I went here for the first time on Sunday and WOWOWEEEEEE!\n\n1. Cheap!  They give so much GOOD food for so little money!  My dish was $4 for 2 eggs, toast, apple butter (mmm!!), and the famous, orgasmic, sinfully delicious HOME FRIES!\n\n2. THE HOME FRIESSSSSasklfjal;sjdfa;lksdjfalsf x3\n\n3. Free wifi?  Lol\n\n4.  Fast, friendly staff.\n\n5. HNNNNNNNNNNNG.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U9uIfvc3nFHtFWpIMrm6TA", "date": "2011-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CYr7hMBH3a-aIdVroZTt_A", "text": "I never knew this place was around...despite passing by the Telegraph-Dwight intersection many times.  But a group of friends wanted to eat here, so it gave me a opportunity to have a first experience here.\n\nI ordered the Western Country Omelette w/ homefries & toast.  The omelette had onions, peppers, cheese, ham (I think?), and some other ingredients that I don't remember...(FYI: the ingredients for the WCO were listed on the counter, but not on the menu.)  The omelette was okay, pretty ordinary.  The homefries were...interesting.  They were literally potato chunks that seemed to have been fried on one side.  Again, not too memorable.  Toast was standard affair, though the apple butter was interesting.\n\nI haven't gone to many breakfast places in Berkeley, but the ambience at Ann's kitchen is not that inviting in my opinion...Cafe Durant is better for that.\n\nFYI: no credit cards, but they accept ATM/debit cards (albeit with a $0.50 transaction fee)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3eNXSh82_4UThqhJBwkrbA", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d6OtULit3vt8uWeC-p-AWQ", "text": "The breakfast burrito here is fucking good.  Hands down best breakfast burrito for it's value and possibly one of the best I've ever had.  It's packed with potatoes, eggs, salsa??, and other goodies I can't even identify cause I eat it too fast to even notice, let alone care.  Just get it and you won't regret it.\n\nAnd for 5 bucks, I can eat half of it and be full.  I actually usually split the burrito with a friend so we both save money and leave with satisfied full bellies.  This place has gotten the best breakfast award in Berkeley 3 years straight and I'm not surprised.  Maybe I'll update this review when I try the other things on the menu but for now, that breakfast burrito is all I need to start my day.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XnWTpZeb0atyolIc5-XRUw", "date": "2011-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DS2kbHDKJehVUXQRIcHuwg", "text": "Cheap, home style, greasy breakfast. YUM. Seriously folk, you can't beat the price for the taste.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DTl2nFhDKkq0IPHwAWb10g", "text": "Cheap breakfasts. Recommended!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4lACNNOEfNBFuE4FsSY-7g", "date": "2012-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DWBFGdIdhi3caK0KquMVIQ", "text": "it was cheap, i wanted breakfast, and thats what i got! for $5 i got three wheat pancakes with a slab of butter and a side of home fries. It was a lot of food and i couldnt finish it, partly because it was so heavy/fatty and i kinda felt sick...still do. ANYwAY the pancakes are very yummy and my friend who had the banana pancakes loved them. Oh and they need to replace some of those trays, yuck!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o9zhrbHlaMhW9-dxxfOy5w", "date": "2008-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E0Gf0wFcsjPAtn3kERI33A", "text": "I've never even noticed this place although I've walked Telegraph several times. The food consisted of pretty large portions. My gal had the $7.00 salmon burger special w/home fries, while I had the $8.00 super rising sun (3 eggs, 2 pancakes, meat). Maybe we're just big eaters, but I was still pretty hungry after devouring all the greasiness. Or, maybe the food just had more grease than carbs because I ate some of my gal's food, too. Yes, I was being the big pig I am. The salmon burger was quite big, but the salmon itself tasted like a frozen salmon patty you find in Costco. The surprise I enjoyed the most was my WHEAT blueberry pancakes. Finally, I've found pancakes in town that have actual chunks of fruit to devour on the inside! Another plus is the healthy wheat-y taste. Yah, they tasted good. I deducted some stars because service wasn't so great, just ok. Lastly, the bathroom was of average cleanliness.\nUPDATE-sept.09:  tried to come here with my gal on a game day and the place was so PACKED several groups were waiting....well, we had to leave and i guess we'll come back next time!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B9HksKb4Fza90K2WbMELTg", "date": "2009-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e3S8ZfsD7_stUh2buiiD1w", "text": "i heard really good things about the restaurant but i have to say i didn't love it. maybe i'm too prissy, but no matter how good the food is, i feel kind of gross walking into an atmosphere of greasy smells. i got really paranoid that i smelled like grease after i ate my meal. i wish they had boxes of napkins available, but you're just given one with the food. i ordered banana pancakes and they were good, although i felt like i could probably have made them myself. i really want to try their salmon burger, which sounds really delicious. i went here with a friend, and it was a nice place to just chat and eat. i would probably just come here alone and eat for fun, or if there i decide to randomly come with a friend. it's good for that, but i can't really see myself saying \"OMGGGG LETS GO TO ANNS!\" my pancakes were around $5, which i didn't think was that cheap, since there was nothing but pancakes. other combo meals seem more worth it. the menu is very diverse and i'm certain you can find at least one thing you'd want to order.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rVA85dMsTw7B6v2opDuMuQ", "date": "2007-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eb9gOXBrJK8n4hEYenSxVg", "text": "It's really good for breakfast food-- service is quick and friendly.  The coffee is really good, I had the omelet and it was really good.  The potato things were good, but they're pretty oily.  The toast is too buttery for my taste, but I really liked the idea of eating it with apple sauce.  All in all, the food is pretty greasy and buttery (makes me feel fat), but it's decent, local breakfast food for people like me who can't drive to denny's or ihop.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J6zMxFCPKhmu89R8_zaP0g", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "egnn0Z1WWUmA5iv4ZaMkVA", "text": "Great place for typical American-diner style food and breakfast! It's relatively cheap for the portions they give (HUGE) and will definitely fill you up with their carb-heavy dishes. There's plenty of seating but gets super packed around 11-1pm on the weekends (probably when everyone wakes up and needs to cure their hangovers) and service gets pretty slow. I would suggest ordering to-go over the phone if you don't want to wait.\n\nDishes I've tried and recommend:\n-Two Eggs Meal\n-French Toast\n-Whole What Pancakes (sooo fluffy and delicious!)\n-Three Eggs Omelette (you can add a variety of ingredients like tomatoes, mushrooms, spinach, cheese, etc but it adds up)\n\nTip for owners: please have a better system of letting people know when their orders are up. Shouting their names in a loud restaurant is not efficient.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iaWzDwyMKeYwOTVNBTDdfA", "date": "2012-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EhvX7HVJQJ1gV1NzC7tD0g", "text": "Seriously the most amazing place ever.  Supper huge portions for super cheap.  Best hang over cure ever.  Even if you arent hung over you can swim in the greasey deliciousness.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "60BAH79-08EkWnV09dyUVA", "date": "2008-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-E-HWT3Y8-ijF3I8yhGqfg", "text": "A great place to get a cheap traditional breakfast. Any of the combo dishes ($4-6) is loaded with food. If you add a side order and a glass of orange juice/lemonade, expect it to run around $7-$10. Definitely recommend the lemonade -- very sweet and tasty.\n\nI like how the corner table by the register is reserved for the owners, who sit down and have their own breakfast whenever they have free time in-between. It gives off a nice mom-and-pop feel to the whole place.\n\nThe crowd is pretty unpredictable. Some mornings, it's incredibly packed, while on other days, you can easily find a place to sit.\n\nWhen I came in last time, they were playing a Journey album. That alone deserves an extra star.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2006-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ekCQYmDT7ZFKzA1Efttiqw", "text": "This place is pretty good for a breakfast place.  I usually get one of the usual combos of bacon, eggs, and toast.  The portions are good, and there is plenty of seating.  I like the large open windows, giving the interior of the restaurant plenty of sunlight on a lazy Sunday morning.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "r0yj7wRAs4mNSgp_OvvstA", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eN0mRlzI1z9RmIlX8HDopw", "text": "Given it's slightly shady appearance and almost complete lack of customers, I was really surprised that the food and prices were so good. Counter-service, decent selection of sandwiches and breakfast food. Tuna salad sandwich: quite good. Vegetable soup: bland with disintegrating veggies. The lemonade is outstanding. If it's not freshly made, they could have fooled me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Xuy9X0gmtlAZOzyFpngA6Q", "date": "2005-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EnSa_RrfF5DfZNQPCD9KDg", "text": "I waited for 45 minutes for my food. The frist time they messed up my order so I waited for an extra 10 minutes. It was not until I was home that I found out that they gave me the same WRONG order. The food from this place is bad and I would preter McDonald's any day, which is much cheaper and tastier. Not going to this place again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rEwn2VBKfaUE0HkXuRIxjg", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eu0OMgds1julE7dol0yRRg", "text": "Big portion of breakfast for cheap, fresh squeezed OJ and home fries! Oh the home fries, topped with green onions. Yum yum yum.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "J9jOowVQHThze7lfC8kzgg", "date": "2007-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FhmZ-uGNS0HMfLoP6CA6vQ", "text": "Closed on Tuesday. I just went and tried for breakfast :(", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5eud_FqE7VEqNaru4yv5Vw", "date": "2007-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fk_w3CHzIGdnxrcrjO4clw", "text": "Ehhhhhhhh\n\nI have heard good things about this place so I was a bit disappointed when my brunch was not quite so memorable.\n\nWe ordered the 3-egg omelet and the blueberry pancakes. The omelet is super cheap (less than 5 bucks including toast and house fries) but if you add stuff (mushrooms, spinach, etc) for 45 cents then it can add up.\n\n So...\n\nThe house fries were really lacking in flavor. They had a nice layer of crunch to them but were really lacking in the seasoning department. The omelet itself was... kind of weird. The cheese they used was super stringy and never really melted. And the \"eggy\" part didn't really have any... volume.... Instead it was almost like a thin layer of egg (or egg substitute or SOMETHING) sandwiching the vegetable contents. Pancakes were pretty heavy and you could make a meal out of just one instead of the huge stack of three you get, but they were pretty good considering I'm not the biggest fan of pancakes.\n\nService is pretty fast though and the portions are huge, but I'd rather spend a bit more for something more worth eating.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zA7__miLFhFsTAzpbSn_9A", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fn62_9EnRaIEQyQ6xQEYjA", "text": "The food is okay..unhealthy and overpriced. More so than being disappointed by this, I was disgusted by the atmosphere. It is very loud, which makes it incredibly unpleasant. Furthermore, the entire time I ate, I could hear the top dog chef screaming at his employees--- using words I did not want my child to hear. He was very hateful and disrespectful and I don't like to support businesses, local or not, who stimulate negativity and spread hatefulness unto the community. If you like kind compassionate folk, don't eat at this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "HMX4AEy09_A4zGpZ8_6E5A", "date": "2012-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Fv_4UFXsFSuqQfCVAN4OiA", "text": "good food, good portions, but sorta really greasy? typical american breakfast minus the hour spent slaving in the kitchen..speaking of which, the atmosphere would kind of remind you of your grandma's kitchen.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WhS2qBNfKSE4aqIACx8STw", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fxvBwyJiTL2-0STtZdFjbg", "text": "Big portions. The home-fries are great. prices affordable \nBut what's with not having the breakfast burrito on weekends.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "X24q82ujb__rrrC6ujxt5g", "date": "2009-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G32J9-j_A-WA9OBUK1Uu6w", "text": "I did try their banana pancakes and they were quite dry... I don't think I'm going to come back here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OtKcyByogJkY6fvKwVhpqg", "date": "2012-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GLwbtRGH3_gK6aNJ7KebNg", "text": "I LOVE THIS PLACE!\n\nI'm generally not a breakfast-y type of person but this place is just too great for words!\n\nFirst of all, the BANANA pancakes. If you like bananas, you have to get these! Even if you don't like pancakes, which I don't really, you have to try it out!\n\nSecond of all, OMELET! That thing may look small, well to me it did, but MAN IS IT FILLING!!!!!\n\nThird of all, THE HOME FRIES! Nomnomnom. So good!\n\nAnd finally, it's cheap and the people there are nice.\n\nWhat more can you ask for?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jfyz4KjNLrsoIQtAyqwrTQ", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GYOnHYGIvV4Gi4aBWLk4KA", "text": "This place gives you a lot of food for your money, but the food is bland and just plain average. I have friends that are really into this place, but it's just not my cup of tea. I don't know if the potatoes are good, or just plentiful, but it's an alright place to eat if you're on a budget. Just remember to bring cash.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H08M4JH6BQyqH2CaPWxVGQ", "text": "Nothing beats a cheap and reasonable place to get your brunch fixe on the weekends! Ann's Kitchen, which is run by a welcoming and friendly couple, has a homey feel to it and offers a selection of breakfast and lunch items. While the food is not incredible, it does the job in satisfying my cravings for a hearty omelett for a weekend brunch. Their orange juice is deliciously refreshing and squeezed fresh to order! I personally am not the biggest fan of their home fries, which, to me, is like a mound of deep fried potato slices that are rather bland in my opinion. However, their omelettes are huge and the side of apple sauce is a unique addition to the toast they give you. All in all, not a bad place to get brunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_4ivf3hN0FnofSmGLjOT7w", "date": "2012-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h98-V4FLZxPK4Ewr5be99g", "text": "I think it's nice to have a breakfasty place. I thought their omellett was pretty decent. their orange juice (i believe) is fresh - so it's reallllllly good!\n\nmy friend said they're really rude and cheap. she asked for extra ketchup and they didn't give it to her. lol.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bNt_Lkk2KpMTZaZoKKptMw", "date": "2008-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hCNEig00ta8D1khi7lOn-g", "text": "Got the two eggs with home fries and... something else. Forgot what it was.\n\nMy experience was definitely not great.  The lady was not exactly nice to me.  I told her when I ordered if I could have the food to go, she said yes.  However, my food came on a plate when it was done cooking.  SO...  she TRIED pouring the food from the plate into a take-out box, and USED HER HANDS TO PUSH THE FOOD DOWN when it got stuck or was about the fall out.  The same hands that she handed me money with.  The same hands she was wiping the counter with. \n\nReally?!  You can't have the kitchen do it?!\n\nReally?!  You can't use a fork. \n\nMAYBE?!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Og5lv2yeSg-JRxbxc5_8PQ", "date": "2012-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hkfa4haxAbs18zO4fZ824g", "text": "Went in here for breakfast with the gang. Cheap food, big portions, and quick service. I had the Western Country Omelet (I think). There is a lot of potato so don't eat it all if you're planning on doing anything active 30mins to an hour later. I think it was $5 or $6. \n\nWe went on a Saturday morning and it was pretty busy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p6nBKyT9Y_pFJ1WxVEowwA", "date": "2010-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hPmSW-3X32s5VGc8vP8ylw", "text": "Oh Ann's! I honestly think this is Berkeley's answer to breakfast foods. I mean, yes, Cafe Durant is pretty good but Ann's is just heavenly!\n\nI came here with a friend the morning of the Cal v. Arizona State game- big mistake. The line was HUGE and wound throughout the restaurant! Sigh. Better luck next time!\n\nRegardless, we stuck through the massive line, stole some chairs from an exiting group, and finally set out to eat... I had forgotten how HUGE the portions were! I think I got an egg breakfast or something? I don't really remember the name of my order, but it contained toast, scrambled eggs, home fries and-- my favorite-- BACON!\n\nAnyways, the bacon was cooked to crunchy perfection; honestly it felt like it was melting in my mouth at the same time. I thought the eggs were a little skinny (I like fluffy ones!), but the home fries were delicious and I always love toast [:\n\nI feel like I forget about Ann's most of the time when I'm in Berkeley, so this review and last week's visit is definitely a HUGE reminder for me!\n\nBottom line: BEST breakfast food in Berkeley! Reasonable prices & huge plates- I'm loving it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hps_FXGv7nzsEtcviKwmIw", "text": "A healthy cheap meal, and pretty quick service. -   3.5 *\n\nThe quality of this place is nothing to brag or hoot about, but it gets the job done.  Good genuine portions. \n\nI went there and ordered the Western 3 Egg Omelet. ($5.49). It came with a side of their version potatoes hash; it is slightly crispy on one side.  The omelet has ham and green peppers and some onions in it with some mozzarella cheese, and some wheat toast. \n\n\nPs.. You bus the tables after yourself", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mb-LDBHBVIS1k8nsQJsOvA", "date": "2010-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hQziMgoAEcNx5Lyk6Oz5wQ", "text": "The atmosphere is very casual and lots of college students come here for brunch on weekends. They don't accept credit cards, only debit and cash.\n\nPortions are HUGE.\nWestern Country Omelette includes three eggs, green bellpepper, ham, onions along with homefries and toast. The apple butter sauce is the MOST DELICIOUS JAM ever. The natural apple sugar makes the jam just sweet enough. The homefries are just potato chunks fried, nothing special.\n\nTL;DR; Ann's Kitchen doesn't accept credit cards. Western Country Omelette is a good alternative to Diced Ham & Scrambled Eggs. Has three eggs, green bellpepper, onion, and ham. Never forget to request the FREE apple butter sauce.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IHp3TSyislPyUaOos2TD2A", "text": "Average price, average looks. Horrific service!\n\nOn a lazy Sunday morning sometime before 10 a group of friends and I decided to check it out because it looked \"homey\".  Three of the four weren't hungry so we decided to wait for the one to eat.  When the order came one of the ladies decided to tell her off about ordering one item for four people in a place that had empty tables galore.  If they were pressed for space I could understand, but I wonder if she thinks one order for 4 people is worse than 0 orders for 4 ever again!    \n\nThe French toast also tasted off, not sure if it was just that day as I never intend to come there again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zsJoSirsvMgvgtsKlvBCgg", "date": "2007-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "is3N73q8RBOmibIS5qh08g", "text": "1) Huge Portions\n2) Great tasting french toast\n3) Even better tasting Western Omelette \n4) Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice\n5) Excessive time spent in restroom post meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k4y8CvcC5oL-rKFMxHb0g", "date": "2009-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J18sQJ7Ro86fxJ-9WkkCJw", "text": "One of my fav places while I was in Berkeley. They serve breakfast food all day!\n\nA couple of recommendations: Country Western Omlette. This sucker is huge. It will definitely get you full. It has all sorts of vegetable fillings, ham, cheese, all wrapped by eggs.\n\nSandwiches. Their avocado sandwich is great. Especially for lunch, when you're not in the mood for breakfast food.\n\nBeware though, if you go during rush hour, (i.e. meal times), be prepared for a long wait (15 minutes from order to food), and also you could come out of the restaurant smelling like fried grease.\n\nOverall it's a great place! TRY IT!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RX6ZYTNV7gvBKFF0DSw4nQ", "date": "2006-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j7oW_bm1UtHh6TDLQWKIIg", "text": "So I love a good greasy spoon and good cheap food...but yesterday we went there for lunch, there were bugs in my granola and they yelled at us for wanting our money back. Beyond rude--and the lady was pretty obnoxious just when we ordered...i'm definitely over it!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "BSgtjDoUxZAWdD4Kz0gdMw", "date": "2009-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JEPF_NpsXcMmNBR-I1PSKA", "text": "Very disappointed with this place. I ordered the breakfast burrito and it was nearly 90% potatoes. Hardly and eggs or other ingredients in it. When I went to ask the owner/manager for extra eggs, she flatly said no, \"we don't do that\". What gives? To make matters worse, as I was leaving the restaurant, I saw a bug & mouse exterminator exiting the building through the back door. Blegh.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "OTQ66rSCHwegAUVeRjdBNA", "date": "2010-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jO_hwuPyiUBfQOKyFYCCAQ", "text": "Cheap food, quick service, good food. If you're tired of coffee and scones and want a substantial meal.... go to Ann's. \n\nBYON (Bring your own newspaper).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YTgZwwQzg8P9Bpe8unsR4g", "date": "2010-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jx8HNOQdwBC5VpfJ02_9zw", "text": "BEST PANCAKE EVER!! Ok, their homefries are phenomenal too. But yes get their pancakes every chance you get.  I usually get their 2 eggs breakfast and then tag on a side of pancakes.  When I came here for the first time, I was like, OK thats not a lot of food, I will finish this like it's nothing.  But when I saw the portion they have, I was in awe!  They are huge!!! So unless you have an appetite like me all the time, otherwise do get one order, but not two thinking that since it's cheap, it must be small.  \nThe hearty food really help when you were drinking the night before as it eases your stomach from a severe case of hangover.  But yes awesome cheap breakfast food for some of the biggest portion ever makes this place a must go after some good o'fashioned drunk fest.\n-1 point for the line and having to bus your own table, o yes one reminder, go early, they always have huge lines!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qun3bbPk00EBjrYV2-tAvg", "date": "2010-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K0DHRXaaEx-fwJfv54jddg", "text": "It's cheap and the meal lasted me until dinner. I had the polish sausage breakfast. I don't recommend this but was just what my tunny needed after a night of strong martinis.\n\nIt was Sunday morning and all the students were there. It was packed. I'm just happy we got a seat.\n\nDon't think I'll go back but it was just what we needed - fast, cheap and filling.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BjURDSCEmPIj5A2Xxf1Zgg", "date": "2008-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kmSNeAqB02MDg1pRrBfRlA", "text": "I'm a student at Cal, so I've walked by this place many times. After classes and during lunch and so forth this place can get quite crowded, so I assumed that the food here would be pretty good. And the Yelp reviews indicate that most people do think it's pretty good. But I was really disappointed when I came here. I visited with a friend, and we both felt like the food was pretty bad. I got a vegetarian sandwich and it basically consisted of avocado, lots of cream cheese, and tomatoes, lettuce, and sprouts. The avocado and cream cheese made the sandwich way to rich and insubstantial. My friend didn't like his meal much either (I think he got some other kind of sandwich).\n\nMaybe I just came here on a bad day, but I didn't enjoy the food much and don't plan on returning.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2007-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KMXj2Avs7zpqNO6h7cG4lw", "text": "Came here randomly for brunch one day with the boyfriend & his friend.\n\nThe food is decent.  Extra nod for the home fries & the eggs.\n\nThe prices are good, especially if you take into account the large portion size (I didn't even eat dinner that night).\n\nQuick note: Everything there is pretty  much DIY (do it yourself); from ordering to picking up to busing tables.  Not the place to go if you are planning for a nice relaxing breakfast/brunch experience.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GE64PcKGFWo_W49PWPb1JQ", "date": "2011-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ksErkB0iFSCBkoWSGBOwTg", "text": "Ann's Kitchen has the best breakfast, anywhere.   And the price is good, too.  Atmosphere, relaxed.   Disclosure: this was my first real job way back when I took a year off of college, never worked so hard in my life, but now I just come for the food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2j_iKb0bYAUKTMp7lv5-Uw", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KUCZempJb3leUJpYcWSIhg", "text": "I come here for breakfast each week. The portions are decent and prices aren't bad either, since eggs, potatoes, and toast is only $4.34. The food comes pretty quickly and they also do take out. I think they only take debit, not credit cards.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ce1pzEZtUKA_ug_NoMv51Q", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kvy0S_ZyNlTfRMbsN2qUoQ", "text": "I'm pretty disappointed this time around. I have been going here for about 3 years, and was always semi satisfied, but my experience this morning was pretty bad. We ordered #6 on the menu which is 3 pancakes, 4 strips of bacon, 3 eggs. We also ordered a medium OJ. I asked the older asian lady to put the bacon on the side because I am vegetarian. She just looked at me and said she couldn't do it...I explained I am a strict vegetarian and I cant eat anything if it is touching meat, and she looked at me as though she was exasperated but said ok. I have NEVER had an issue like this in other restaurants...even dennys or ihop. \n     The entire thing came out to $12. The food came out, and I was surprised. The eggs were on a tiny plate, the bacon on another small plate, and the pancakes were on their own plate (huge proportion of pancakes and they were delicious!). I was surprised at how little egg there was..I think she only gave us 2 of them. So, to sum it all up, I was disappointed in the service and her inability to be accommodating. The tables were sticky, there were flys everywhere and it just looked gross over all. I dont know if the food and safety administration would approve of this place, maybe i'm being too harsh but it was pretty yucky to me. I normally leave about 20% tip, but they got 0 from me this time around.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2011-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lA8JMhlU-AIOByv3GDvhhA", "text": "Been graduated from Berkeley for 3 years now, and this is STILL the joint I always go back to. they give you a LOT and I have never left there dissatisfied, plus they always let me take my coffee mug outside for the post-breakfast smoke!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NvcO7fqbHVKjbHjNnrSMSw", "date": "2012-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LJjtncMc3a8AkSZl6Q8Exg", "text": "I'm more of a waffle kind of person, but Ann's Kitchen has the best pancakes I've ever had.  I feel like they literally melt in my mouth they're so good.  It's a whole in the wall kind of a place, so you know it's good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tS2Kz_qtPhofPnqSuJIjng", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LLqOG524IwgNpQ7HnZ8-tg", "text": "For breakfast they have 2 things on the menu: Eggs and pancakes. You can get these with sides or in any manner of presentation. Alternatively, you could easily make this at home for $4 less with very little time commitment on your part. \n\nLunch menu is better, but weakened by the fact that they use the homefries from breakfast instead of offering a french fry option. You get more for your money with a cheeseburger here than across the street at Bongo Burger, but it's also greasier. \n\nAll in all, nothing special, I understand its hangover appeal, and I guess it's quite successful at that, but it's certainly nothing special or even particularly good.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L-pcjDGH2m6R9-mmFYlMUA", "text": "I was pleasantly surprised by this place- very cheap, very good, very large and fast \"service.\" The menu selection is really great- lots of different types of pancakes, toast, and sandwiches. Like many places in Berkeley Ann's has a giant water igloo at the front and you just get your own water- which I think is great in the home of unfriendly, slow waitstaff. These were the best whole wheat pancakes I've ever had- most are way too dense and these actually manage to be rather light and fluffy. The cinnamon french toast was VERY cinnamon-y and the West Coast omelet came was excellent with lots of cool fillings. The potatoes were far from tasteless as someone else claimed, they were perfect- crunchy and nicely browned. The only bad thing is that seating is very limited and nearly impossible to get, and I don't particularly like sitting at a table with two hungover guys boasting about the chicks they banged last night.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vfO8d98KgZEuBv_4GRj70A", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LPhAUEI133LG7QDSgKUe0w", "text": "Love their breakfast!!\nCheap and good portions :)\nvery fast and good location\nAnd ask for their apple jam/jelly/spread thing at the counter for your toast, it's like apple sauce but it's delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZZbp8uff4biD8avUalPMeQ", "date": "2011-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LtkobgesKfSP1_plw4I9PA", "text": "Ann's kitchen. Hmm.. Finally I could find a place to fill my morning appetite. There's so many places around Berkeley where I can pay a shitload and it still doesn't fill me, defeating the ultimate purpose of food. In the future, I think people should recognize who I am and that I can EAT. Anyways, I've tried a lot of things here. I advise staying away from sandwiches since although they are good, they are greasy like some fat dude's face after walking up Berkeley hills. I think the burger is okay, definitely has  a homemade feel. I eat that sometimes. I usually go here for breakfast, getting the Super Rising Sun, Western Country Omelette(usually I choose my own omelette now, even though Western Country a great deal) or something similar that has homefries. I like their homefries and I wish they would teach me the recipe by the time I graduate.\n\nThe food is probably not five stars but I feel like giving them it since it's all relative. They served me when I needed them the most. *tears*", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R9nUGtkEIJoLJX-z-TKI6g", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LV6YXcgL8bq7j3_1gmfOtQ", "text": "Holy heck I HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT!!\n\nI have been to Ann's Kitchen at least three of four times, but since I am not, as many profess to be, a \"breakfast person,\" (and I usually go around lunchtime anyway... my friends are not early birds), I usually opted for the lunch-ish options: garden salad once (uninspired--go to Intermezzo if you want a really excellent, interesting salad), avocado and cheese sandwich with lentil soup once (kind of salty, if i remember correctly).\n\nAnd lunch prices are only standard, for Berkeley. Not horrendously expensive, but not dirt-cheap either.\n\nBreakfast, though... is a whole 'nother story.\n\nThe combo I ordered the day was their cheapest combination but SO DELICIOUS ohmygod I miss it already. The portions are extremely generous: 2 pieces of wheat toast, sliced diagonally with a little cup of apple butter (a bit like concentrated apple sauce), two eggs prepared however you like, and a slab of golden, crispy-soft-beautiful homefries.\n\nLet me just say, I polished off my plate despite suffering horrible stomach cramps from a less judicious restaurant choice (Pintoh, I'm looking at you!!) the day before.\n\nDoes Ann's Kitchen conquer food poisoning? No. But for a sweet, sweet hour I forgot my more base, more vulgar sufferings, and instead ascended to breakfast nirvana.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NfJOIoFS4vd5VuqIyRD2Kg", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m6RHisb-aN2wthJigsbNTQ", "text": "I had bad coffee before but Ann's Kitchen was by far the worst I've ever had. I took one sip and then another -- and my wife and I came to the conclusion we've wasted our money and had to dumped it. It was undrinkable. I told the person at the counter as we were walking out but she could care less. We should've gone to Pete's right across the corner.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "bgoRsHKkdVeEUF9ctYtWgA", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mgTjLRrKSUNxK3H3kBAm9g", "text": "they give you more food than you could ever eat in one sitting...excellent. And it's cheap depending on what you eat and the restaurant itself is nice, quiet, and a pretty good environment to fight a hangover in.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UJi3MusO1qIoOazjKsxAVw", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mRX8yytFzheXhWhqqBsECg", "text": "My friends have been talking about how cheap this place is for bfast, so i was super excited to come check it out. Finally came here for lunch the other day and it was pretty packed by the time we got there (around 12:30pm). \n\nI ordered their 3-egg omelette with cheese and mushrooms. Came with home fries and 2 pieces of toast. The omelette was amazing, I like it slightly runny on the inside and there was a lot of mushrooms and cheese in it. Honestly, this was probably one of the best omelettes ive had..it was just delicious and done just right. The home fries were crunchy on the top and flavorful, and I had my toast with the apple butter.\n\nI didn't really expect this place to have such good food at such cheap prices. Best bfast place near campus. Can't wait to come back for that omelette.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k-ccA1KzyJTpMEjh75WmSQ", "date": "2012-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MSXDflkfZgvC0QRSDoU1hQ", "text": "Unassuming place, but good food, amazing fresh squeezed lemonade/OJ, and good service.   Had the veggie Salad- very generous portions, with all sorts of good veggies in it (not just like the usual garden salads places give you).  This salad had romaine, tomatoes, cucumbers, sprouts, half an avocado, boiled egg, pickles, cheese, and even 2 perfectly toasted pieces of garlic french bread. ...all for only 5.95 I think it was.  \n\nThey also had a bunch of breakfast foods on the menu that looked really good. yum pancakes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CGRRvK_BiRLjgxv4fpwtDw", "date": "2008-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mVbRpZEbD_ybUU7ThYe6kQ", "text": "I'm addicted to the homefries.  Eggs, hella potatoes, and toast for 3.95 - I'm set. The fresh squeezed OJ is also amazing.  Definitely best as a breakfast place, but I had a couple good sandwiches here too. But this is absolutely 5 star breakfast. So cheap, and so.good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GmsHhKoLgGnNUnPD8ndxQQ", "date": "2010-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n0_LUozSIiG3EIUrYlQCXQ", "text": "This is a great, affordable, and homely place to have a weekend brunch with friends :) The plates they give you are very large. I usually get the basic plate with toast, eggs, and potatoes and it always fills me up. Weekend brunch lines are super long and it's even hard to find a place to sit, so try to come either a bit earlier or later than normal. I love their apple butter too! \n\nI think the next time I come, I'd like to try one of their actual lunches. The salads look amazing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N5i0Aq8ar2_DttSmthK8hA", "text": "This place is pretty special for me. I used to come here every Friday for some brunch with a group of my friends. Service is always nice and friendly. But, sometimes on Sundays it gets really hectic in terms of the sheer amount of people that are in there. I definitely recommend getting any of the breakfast menu items! Omelets are pretty good, and can be suited for your heart's desire! The hash browns and toasted bread round off the whole meal to put me in a place of contentment and later, food coma. They definitely give you more than you can eat, which is definitely awesome for the price. Other than the omelets, I recommend getting banana pancakes and perhaps split the cinnamon french toast. It's not outstanding, but it's satisfactory!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "z0M0T6cPikJsSMNG9rQYIA", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-nK2167VfuuHef0JyvHnyA", "text": "The food isn't anything special, but it's good for the price. It seems like the staff gets confused with the orders when busy, but it's easily fixed. Mostly a student crowd.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "otOyHJ6T_JIHJA3jYu581w", "date": "2012-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oDiQw83s2xSz2xlgx6GFBQ", "text": "This is definitely my favorite place to get breakfast.  I've eaten here maybe four times now and every time I love it.  Omelettes, pancakes, everything is great.  Be sure to get the lemonade (or orange juice) as that is excellent as well.  Service is reasonable.  My only complaint is that it seems to be priced a little high.  And I don't like menu schemes that have the base item (say, omelette) be too plain to order standalone, making you add on a bunch of add-ons (mushrooms, sausage, etc.).\n\nEven despite the pricing issues, the food and service make up for it for it for a definite winner.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RuMTrArIbDDFHlXJYPZFfA", "date": "2008-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "olqrnD-kp7uIy1BafmXjKQ", "text": "My friend's friend's mom and aunt run this place so I'm here with her quite often for weekend brunch. I'm not fond of their sandwich menu - my salmon burger frankly was too dry and weakly seasoned, and my friend's generic burger wasn't very remarkable. However, they do serve  good breakfast all day. Their home fries are crispy and greasy and delicious (probably the best I've had), topped with a sprinkling of green onions. Their wheat pancakes are huge and filling. The omelettes are good, and the western omelette with ham, pepper, onion, and cheese is a great deal. If you are eating with a friend, get the Sunrise Special - you get pancakes, home fries, eggs, and toast for less than $7. Most other items are under $6. Lines are usually long, but the food comes out relatively quick. Overall, Ann's Kitchen serves up hearty, tasty food that will make you feel warm and fuzzy inside.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CbUhvPbDTgNbN0CxKrcLPw", "date": "2007-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-oQzws_eQm0Yig3ojzQxdQ", "text": "Plusses: cheap. Nicely cooked potatoes, nice crisp.\n\nMinuses: stand in line to order, bus your own table. Kind of dirty. they do NOT take credit cards, and they charge $0.50 for debit.\n\nOnly table open had dirty plates and syrup. Nothing to clean table, so we got some paper napkins and poured drinking water to clean. Yuck.\n\nPotatoes were unseasoned. Omelette was quite average.\n\nKind of like a slow, slightly pricier, slightly better food, slightly dirtier McDonald's.\n\nI would give it 1.5 if I could, but I'm rounding down because the yelp rating is stupid high at 3.5", "stars": 1, "user_id": "yJJ0ZmpVGA1Cp7CUxNxQBA", "date": "2011-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pf-PKxncF40x_dDRdx2ZXA", "text": "I stopped by this place for breakfast before I had to catch a plane back home for break. I ordered their breakfast burrito, but was disappointed with the content (or lack of) inside the burrito. They advertised that it had ham, but it had about 10 really tiny pieces of ham that didn't even count. :( Instead, the burrito contained mostly potatoes, and I almost had to throw away half of it because I couldn't stand how dry it was. But, the staff seems nice, whoot.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2010-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pJM9cPqJ8JTreXwWLA9QLg", "text": "Ahh! So great! Large portions, decent price, quick service! This is another one of places where you order first, then have to seat yourself and bus your plates at the end though. But if you want a hearty, filling, affordable brunch, this is it! Plus, you don't have to deal with the snobby SLOW waitstaff commonly found during Sunday brunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PJMj-8-KEOwICVTh17Qc7A", "text": "Burnt Pancakes and bland homefries...\nOJ was really sweet and tasty.\nThough prices seem cheap it is relatively expensive ccompared to any other diner type place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PjRha8Kzp_eQEma29HEljA", "text": "The food was greasy and made with bad ingredients. My brother's broccoli soup tasted like it was straight from a can. Thin coffee. I left with a stomach ache. The man behind the counter was sort of rude and made me feel rushed to order. I won't be back, there is so much yummier food in Berkeley, and for lunch the prices really aren't that great considering the bad quality.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5JuCdFRZ80Kt6D7KsIcPCA", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pOB4U5OB4atDoIFEZvyB3A", "text": "I've lived about 3 blocks from Ann's for the past 5 years and only this year have I started eating there, thank GOODNESS I found it!\n\nFor a very fair priced and well made breakfast, this is THE place to go.  Don't expect great ambiance, its full of students on weekends and gets pretty noisy.  But the big windows are lovely on sunny days and its a fun location to look out onto Telegraph and all that is Telegraph.\n\nThe two things I can't get enough of there are a) the potatoes.  seriously, no better ones in the bay  as far as I'm concerned.  Crispy, potatoey, amazing with some ketchup.   And second are the pancakes.  I love a good whole wheat pancake and Ann's has some awesome ones!  Really nutty flavor and if you get the pecans, MMMM, so good!\n\nIts just cheap and easy.  A little crowded at brunch times on the weekends, so come prepared. \n\nOh, one odd duck thing that I sorta love now, they only have \"apple butter\" for the toast, but honestly, its just applesauce.  But its really good I think!  Just kinda wierd the first couple times.\n\nEnjoy some good cheap grub!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o_HH_3a-XqT8EDcZc2QO3Q", "date": "2012-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_pOI-ECouLRcgNZ7cddaDA", "text": "I am a fan of good pancake.  They got awesome banana pancake.  I am a fan of cheap eat.  They are incredibly cheap.   I am a fan of greasy food...\n\nIt's populated with mostly UC Berkeley students, so expect to stand in line on Sat/Sun. \n\nOn a rainy day, the place reeks of cooking though.  Dear Ann, if you're reading this, I love your place.  Please charge 49 extra cents so you can afford a better ventilation system.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EXTuMAWPPoyTNhHs-13IXQ", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qd7IKWMHf-PL68_0Kk3JOA", "text": "Some of the cheapest food in Berkeley.  Ann's is a no-frills kind of place.  If you are hungry and want a hell of a lot of food for not that much money go here.  The eggs and hash browns have very few spices (which some people might like).  The best thing about this place is that they give you a tiny cup of applesauce with each meal...regardless of what you have ordered.  The applesauce is actually really good.  Generally filled with hung-over undergrads.  There is pretty much always a space to sit (which is nice) and good chairs.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xWWozjUBzKNeV4Q2CHcJFQ", "date": "2010-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qDhkd-fU8MOrQ-dSIrEUmg", "text": "This place is alright. Nothing special to it, but it is convenient that it has breakfast. The fresh squeezed lemonade is SOO good! However, the food here is stuff anyone could make at home in like 10 minutes. I always find the potatoes to be overcooked, and sometimes the omelets are the same way. The people at the counter always seem stressed out and in a hurry; they don't really take the time to smile or be friendly! Oh and one time I got the ravioli, and it tasted like they just opened a can of Chef Boyardee. The food here really is subpar, but it's a good place to eat on a lazy Sunday morning/afternoon.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gDxSpme9duJavbNusoRRmg", "date": "2009-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qI5mj-WEBBWhYbdRuvhEFA", "text": "I like to think of myself as somewhat of a pancake connoisseur. I always order pancakes if I can. Ann's has by far the worst pancakes I've ever had. Maybe it's because of the whole wheat ingredients, but I just did not like it, so much so that I couldn't even finish, and I ALWAYS finish pancakes. If on the off chance that I do ever return here, I'll keep my expectations low and stay clear of the whole wheat pancakes.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KW3siwYbnIW2uvUxxQZbCA", "date": "2009-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QuKhJ532_1WJQA-PDbDc2A", "text": "I came here an hour before my first class with my boyfriend. We decided that I needed some food before going to more class than I should when I have my boyfriend over.\n\n I got the Western Country Omelet which included onions, bell peppers, cheese and ham. It says that there was spinach too, but I didn't see those or taste them.  It also comes with house fries, and toast, but seriously it's so much food. I only finished about 2 pieces of toast and the omelet. Regardless, it's so worth it! \n\nMy boyfriend got scrambled eggs, bacon, the house fries and toast; he on the other hand finished the whole thing, but it was delicious! I really enjoyed breakfast, but it seems like everyone else does too! \n\nThe food comes out pretty quickly which is nice when you're really hungry! The asian lady seemed pretty nice. Regardless, it was great to try this place. I think the next time if I go, I'll just share something with someone. It's really too big for one person unless you'll be sleeping right after due to your food coma!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4RUXeyp_Af2C5t9JFyJlBQ", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "raEmwld0yMoqKIxhmMxr5g", "text": "Anne's is solid 3 far cuisine.   I usually opt for the sandwiches when I come here.  \n\nWhenever I come up to Berkeley, I have lunch with Father Al, a Catholic priest, who counseled me when I attended Berkeley.  \n\nHe loves this place.  I never ask him where he wants to go, because, well, that would be stupid of me suggest any place other than Anne's Kitchen (I think he has no interest to try all of the great other places on Telegraph).  I think he likes it not so much for the food (because the food, IMO is simple, uninspiring, but decent) but because of the people that run it.   \n\nHe told me that every year they do free Thanksgiving dinner (the day before Thanksgiving) for folks who have no home, friends, or place to eat dinner.  They started doing this years ago.  I think it is for this reason that he likes this place.   I think they definitely deserve a star for this kind gesture. \n\nAll in all, there are so many great places in Berkeley, I'm since I'm a foodie, Anne's probably wouldn't  be my first choice for dining around Telegraph.  But, Father Al would definitely beg to differ.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "b0fGy8CuSTsvQ7SMThmQEA", "date": "2009-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SAQtg26IcjdeCLqNY17hUA", "text": "Oh Ann, your omelets never fails to snap me out of a hangover.  Or is it your fresh orange juice that does the trick?\n\nRegardless, I'm glad you're there on Sunday mornings to help me wind down a crazy weekend.  I think a lot of others agree, seeing how you are always packed and I have to fight for a table all the time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tGgTIueZy1JNTzQD9rkZLQ", "date": "2008-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SdvxRh7ei3YT9f1x7GHgmQ", "text": "Cheap, greasy food that to me is synonymous with hangovers.  You get pretty good portions of food that all sorta looks and tastes the same.  Coming here any Friday, Saturday or Sunday morning guarantees you quite a wait in a crowd of other bleary-eyed hungover people.  \n\nOk, I'm too hungover to write anything else exciting, and I have a lot of grease in my belly from the meal I just ate at Ann's. Nap time...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sq63z64TNF9TJAgJnxrv5w", "text": "The good:\nThey prepare your food fairly quickly. The food tastes great. Portions are extremely generous. Lotta seating, generally lotta students on the weekends tho. The grilled sandwiches are very good!\n\nThe bad:\nThe food is kinda greasy. Don't like the pricing; almost 3 bucks for 3 sausage links... Come on... They are tasty, but not that Tasty... \n\nCnoclusion: Wake up, hung over, tired, hungry? This is the spot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dNYy9I6fmt7_6jOtpAMh_A", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t2bV6j7QBh8gOPDXiEtNbQ", "text": "This place serves amazing hearty huge plates of breakfast and that's all I've ever gone there for. Omelette fillings are kind of expensive and the wait is often long and tedious, but that's because it's worth it. Still, when you're hungover and craving homefries and toast, watching the guy behind the counter take orders at the speed of a glacier is frustrating and the only reason I took off a star. Easily the best breakfast I've had in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "b6438IhofrO5_ni8vh03hQ", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TbMBFubRURqtcV-upYXRjw", "text": "This place is what I would like to call the college campus breakfast delight!\n\nBe warned, this place gets ridiculous busy on weekends (mostly Sat and Sun, wait . . . that's the weekends DUH)  and you may have to wait in a long line, but if you wanna have a good ole American breakfast with extremely large portion, this is the place.  \n\nThough this is \"American\" breakfast, i still find it humorous that its run by Asians!  Maybe we should convert this to food place from American cuisine to Asian cooked American cuisine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SWKlJtZ-XdZ_RdPX1ol6LQ", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Tr9beLd2h5aIprUTvvzrqA", "text": "great place for big breakfasts after a night of drinking.  nothing special inside, it constantly looks like they just moved in for some reason.  but the service is fast and friendly and the prices are low!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uzlr7fcYUPHUiVbAuzANqA", "date": "2007-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UBv6FmCDCcaGyW67VLTamQ", "text": "Anns Soup Kitchen!\n\nalthough I don't fully understand this name. \n\nAnn's is Amazing!\nI was born and raised in the south and this happens to be the only place I have found that is as close to it gets as real \"southern breakfast\"\n\nthe price is actually remarkable for the area.\n\nyou must go.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "e48HgRwijZlFBVvimh4idA", "date": "2009-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UQMpQsGjMzjwCmm1lpvmNg", "text": "Ohhhh Ann's Kitchen. Their breakfast/ brunch foods are the best; enormous portions and really delicious food! I'm a big fan of their fluffy omelettes and home fries, they really hit the spot when you're hungover and woozy the day after a big party. Remember to ask for their apple butter and to try the french toast here! \n\nI'm deducting one star because this place is almost always crowded (especially during the weekends) and it isn't the cleanest.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UwLzIAXy3C_3QQFqWQy1UQ", "text": "Two words:  Edible hugs.\n\nI get the whole wheat pancakes with a side of sausage every time.  It's the kind of food that forces you to smile because it makes you feel so good.  I'm full for hours, it's always satisfying, and you get a HUGE amount of food for the price.  \n\nOnly drawback is that the place is almost always full of obnoxious college kids or NPR-ents.  Obviously, Ann's can't help that, and I don't fault them for it.  However, this does translate as a little more noise than I'd prefer sometimes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bRSE_xKaUOxwYtQOUx7uXg", "date": "2008-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VFgVln51DdidZDRpZFDkwg", "text": "Alot of good, greasy, breakfast foods with a usual line to the door waiting to get in and for a table. Service is alright. This place is local spot, cheap, good eats but I wish they cared a bit more about the upkeep of the place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UaVUQOzC8iGkWNfC6E1HCA", "date": "2009-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-vGSrKrDi9HQAG26Jdcs0A", "text": "Everyone seems to rave about this place as an awesome breakfast place, but personally, I've had better. The home fries were the best part, cooked perfectly, but the toast was on the hard and chewy side while the eggs were on the cold side. A good thing was that the food was prepared fairly quick, but I'd rather it be quicker if it'll ensure my meal is still nice and warm by the time I eat it.\n\nThe place itself could be cleaner, though it often gets really crowded so I suppose it can't be the cleanest. There's only so much to expect at breakfast - i.e. eggs, pancakes, toast, waffles, etc - but I'd stick with other breakfast diners like iHop.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "URWpOVK9fAmpQvntMa9LOQ", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vI3DXZEq37LU-RLaEbdiYg", "text": "Cheap food, and filling food. This is the perfect kind of breakfast place for college kids on a weekend morning (or anytime actually). The banana banana walnut french toast I would highly recommend. It's probably the only non-egg/toast/hash item you can order there from the breakfast menu.\n\nIf you're here to meet up with a friend and/or to study, look elsewhere. This place is LOUD, and it's honestly just a place to eat, like any high school cafeteria.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "voLLnO7eLq79amKcr7EHiA", "text": "Delicious, fresh, huge portions, cheap. You can easily share an order with somebody. I wish I knew about this place earlier in my time at UC Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "afma1D3AOpBAhQcSyAgL2w", "date": "2007-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vSKOBd-OLxi8PEmYwpoxaQ", "text": "Large portions, great breakfast/hangover food. The one thing I noticed that I thought was funny was that I saw a couple that was an Asian guy with a white girl. I haven't seen that in a LONG time. Anything is possible.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lZ0PWPSh8xeXh-_14F9IQQ", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W6jxc2cvghOhulajxSTK4g", "text": "Amazing, cheap breakfast. When it's not really busy, this is a great place to just eat and chill for a bit with a book or some homework. I'd recommend it on a weekday morning, b/c it gets pretty chaotic on the weekends.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3K7Y4khyOxqm3M3r6bpKJA", "date": "2009-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wZGadyw_Lw6vTxaik7nBoQ", "text": "This place puts the greasy in greasy spoon. Many a hangover has been cured with a healthy portion of Ann's delicious homefries.\n\nNo oregano-basil poached egg nonsense here, just the basics. Heaps of homefries, grilled sausages, bacon, ham, pancakes, and/or waffles. What you see is what you get, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mfu3oMFJEJyMgN1goQlFUw", "date": "2010-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X5fIaDLlnKPxGrJ8O-zfEw", "text": "Pros: Very good potatoes, whole wheat pancakes and scrambled eggs; cheap.\n\nCons: You have to order at the counter and bus your dishes; she barely cleaned the table- still had lots of crumbs on it; no napkin dispensers anywhere; on a Sunday, there was no wait but the food took nearly 25 minutes! This makes me not want to go back and there's no way I can give 3 stars if it takes that long for just two breakfast entrees. Also, I don't like the college dorm cafeteria vibe.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "R0w0ydV2sqESSxvHM2l8uw", "date": "2011-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X5UtTyCrtGfs4MKmmBm8Lg", "text": "I went to Ann's  for the first time last week for coffee and the breakfast burrito special, both reasonably priced. I was attracted by the cheery, local feel of the cafe. I was disappointed to see that the coffee was served from a glass carafe that had been sitting on the warmer-unfortunately it did taste burnt/stale. Somewhat lackluster service but not bad-it was not at all busy when I came in mid-morning, just two other people already eating and myself at the counter for takeout.\nMy breakfast burrito was a great size portion, but it was way too greasy, and some of the ingredients seemed to have seen fresher days. \nAlso, read what's included in specials carefully! Although I don't recall if \"ketchup\" was listed for my special,  I was surprised to find my burrito with a lot already added, enough so that it was marginally gross tasting when combined with the overly greasy fried potatoes. I ate it, but only because I was very hungry and didn't have time to walk back and complain or get something else.\nI will give Ann's another try because they have a good reputation for breakfast; maybe their other specials will prove better, although I'll avoid the coffee!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XYUoDEHfNo_NTUOLzSzITg", "date": "2009-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x7ZAs8fDUtweGdkN_W6H6w", "text": "Anne's kitchen is like the fratty version of Crepevine.\n\nCollege kids (including my former self) come here on weekend mornings hungover as balls, looking for nourishment and a place to discuss shenanigans from the night before. \n\nExpect to wait quite a while to order and I would suggest keeping a sharp lookout for tables. Keep your brunch plans somewhere between a t\u00eate a tete and a party of four if you expect to find seating at all. If you can't find seats and you have a penchant for danger, you can take your food, walk a block over and watch the microcosm that is people's park.\n\nThe food: regular breakfast dish comes with two eggs, toast and a mountain of breakfast potatoes. Really delicious breakfast potatoes. I personally prefer russet potatoes over rose for breakfast potatoes and this place uses russet!\n\nThis breakfast is a great deal price-wise and the proteins present in eggs are supposed to be essential to recovering from a Friday night alcohol binge.\n\nThe blueberry pancakes are also extraordinarily delicious and satisfying on their own albeit a tad pricey for pancakes.\n\nOverall, great stuff. Definitely going to miss bringing my out-of-town friends for brunch here!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P9D0oyIduE2g8LpgsrfgZw", "date": "2012-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X8U86BuqvWHWkB3z2hxA4A", "text": "3.5 stars\n\nMy friend and I went on Sunday morning. We both got the Western Country Omelette and we shared an order of French Toast. Although the line was long, we were able to place our order The omelette was good, but there wasn't anything that really jumped out about it (other than the fact that there was a lot of food). The homefries that came with it were really good as they were crispy, but not dry, so I liked it. The French Toast was delicious though. It was topped with nuts, bananas, and a thin layer of sugar. None of the flavors were overpowering, and the bananas tasted fresh. This is somewhere I'll probably go back to .", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rtq0kvBYDQNsrFZw1MJcag", "date": "2012-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xGmmpF9jyOyZqQKgcvoZ6Q", "text": "The BEST whole wheat pancakes I have ever had. Ever. They're amazing. And there's THREE of them!!\n\nWe also got the eggs, toast, and potatoes, which was awesome! The eggs were really fluffy and the potatoes were nice and crunchy on the outside. The prices are extremely reasonable for such huge portions. For a scrumptious $5 breakfast that can last you through lunch, Ann's is the place to go!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fQ1epfsCeNewgV6GE4ya6A", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XNCBk7dWqEq6KEssoSMMIA", "text": "Delicious breakfast and healthy!  It really is like eating good home cooking.  Everything is fresh and healthy.  I really don't know where the negative ratings and comments were coming from - I have never had a bad experience.  And the portions are huge for a really great price.\n\nYou have to bus your dishes yourself, but it just makes it seem more like home after that nice home-cooked meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cjTL-2J-YOeQovw2w1XHxg", "date": "2010-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xUblBbXyMnK9W_R3R2usgQ", "text": "Great place to come in the morning especially if you are a little hung over since its near campus. The meals are great and very filling. I usually get the western omelet which comes with home fries. The home fries here are different than what you may find in other places. This is more of a cross between regular home fries and hashbrowns because they are stuck together.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q7uJYSicQdI_RZbG8kjnSw", "date": "2010-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xZ_eTX5axz1MSLgfludgHg", "text": "Delicious Breakfast Food!!!  I love their Western Country Omelette, and the homefries are awesome too.   Only downside is the cashiers are not very friendly, but who really cares when the food is so amazing!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bQyQnkp93Lwy61B-JEqvdw", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y6Mp0xXF4Ikr53lAoQKmog", "text": "", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kxGmX1lBXJAv-4mI_QduWg", "date": "2006-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y7pCDDd36cH1vP5u7syXig", "text": "Still the best breakfast burrito ever.  Everything else is just fine, but the homefries inside... oh man, I would drive back to Berkeley just for one of these babies.  \n\nI also really love their applebutter with their toast.  I never knew about applebutter until this place.  Now I don't like jam with my toast.. Applebutter all the wayyy", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y8_Pg3WBH4altCy1fFCr4w", "text": "This place is one of the best, affordable, good-sized portion breakfast places in the area!  The home fries are great, and I would definitely come here again and again.  Definitely recommend it for a breakfast and brunch place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BpW06rxRwr5UWtM1w0j7Rg", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yr5rUu9HXL-hNePUtROIaw", "text": "These stars are all for the quality and quantity of the food here compared against the cost. If you order right you should never have to spend more than $7 for the best and most filling (and okay possibly greasy enough to kill you) breakfast EVER. I swear by the home fries, which -- despite repeated tests of multiple recipes and variants -- I have never even come close to replicating. Potatoes are crisp on the outside and still a bit soft in the middle, without being greasy. Everything else on the menu is, in my opinion, just icing on the huge helping of home fries cake. Though the cinnamon French toast deserves a shout-out if you're looking for sweet rather than savory -- it's always too much for me to eat on my own, so I usually only order it when my mom visits, and we split it. The sides are predictable, nothing out of the ordinary, though do ask for apple butter for your toast -- it's free, but they've stopped giving it to you automatically with your order...\n\nThis place may not have any real atmosphere to speak of, but it doesn't need it -- the line out the door on weekend afternoons says enough. Also, as someone who enjoys the ability to sit and linger over my food, possibly with a bit of schoolwork in tow, this place is a godsend. No one is going to try to make you leave your table as long as you have ordered something. \n\nIt might not look like much, but if you're looking for the breakfast of champions on a student budget, look no further.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T5Jcetn9QwDDuFlsBlYDYQ", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yRO1nRif41EPRfBXRUERsQ", "text": "I definitely gotta lower the rating of the breakfast burrito because\n\n1) breakfast foods is only served before 3pm on weekdays\n2) breakfast foods are not served on weekends\n\nSo on several occasions, I was unable to get one :[\n\nLast time I had it was friday, but this time - the potatoes were not as crispy...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IOhVIAjtdGo3NZ75_fF4Qw", "date": "2009-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YT8-UilGbFdE5hBqpX4cUg", "text": "When I am in need of breakfast food and want to spend very little on it I can rely on Ann's Kitchen conveniently located across the street from where I reside. They are always busy whenever I come in which proves their bomb breakfast food. I always get their #1 with a side of sausage and I eat everything except for only half the potatoes/home fries. Their sausages are delicious as well as their toast! I love breakfast food and I am happy that Ann's Kitchen is there to cater to my tastebuds.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k0jEPUuC7DCQFw0uEuuUOg", "date": "2012-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yzPfyTBpXRrSAa1S3V3xXw", "text": "Nobody has pancakes like Anne's! I'm addicted. They are humongous and so delicious and the price doesn't get any better. I heart Anne's.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vUSHvHeBWdW-aHm6ZsbmRw", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z5tuUMrJ279KA0wEfOvy3A", "text": "Perfect for breakfast. I had an omelette with cheese, bell peppers, and mushrooms. It was a good idea they put mozzarella instead of, say, cheddar. Potatoes on the side. Tiny portion of applesauce at the end to cleanse the palate.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yannn_tVufsZwCbjvMtrFg", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z_aRjUuwX1DiXPorl7U8Ug", "text": "Three and a half stars. I've been to Ann's a few times now and can't say I've been overwhelmingly impressed, but I haven't been disappointed by any means either. There's nothing here that will blow you away, but the quality is high here, the portions are generous, and you'll feel satisfied. I pretty much always get the number one on the breakfast menu (two eggs, toast, and potatoes) but you really can't go wrong with any breakfast item. \nLots of people also comment that this place is really cheap, which it is. But I think it's sort of deceptively cheap... the number one is $3.95, but if you want a side of bacon, ham, or sausage, it's an additional $2.25. If you get the meat (which I do because, well, I love meat), it totals to almost seven dollars after tax. That's not outrageous by any means, but I don't know if it constitutes \"really\" cheap. The number two is the three egg omelette with toast and potatoes priced in the four dollar range. But the omelette doesn't come with anything in it, so each ingredient that you want to put in the omelette is an additional $.45. Again, it's not bad, but in the end the price is just about what you would expect for an omelette anywhere.\nAnyway, I'm probably just being nit-picky because all my friends told me this place was really cheap and I found that to not exactly be the case. So the lesson here is to be a better friend than mine. Be real with your friends, kids.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CGPVGkvXaHxG1EGYU3sH1Q", "date": "2010-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zee3pdOVJ9pU86gJSmuokw", "text": "Just thought I'd write in a note for this place since I've been dropping by every few weeks or so for years and have loved it. Their #1 breakfast of homefries and eggs is simple but really well done, a satisfying breakfast for a very reasonable price.\n\nI was ever so slightly disappointed when I asked once if I could just get 3 eggs in it and the lady refused -- I'd have to get the omelet . I did try their omelet once, and it's alright, but not the best I've ever had. I generally only go there for breakfast, but the rest of their menu looks pretty good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QXRsHwfnqsD80Iias0TPXg", "date": "2011-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zgqCLLYkceEGGwEI1W4Trw", "text": "The food here is really quite delicious and portion sizes are huge! Their potatoes/tater tots are very fluffy and they give you a ton. I also love their whole wheat pancakes--also incredibly fluffy, and taste healthy with a grain-y bite and very delicious.\n\nWhen I came here there was definitely a bit of a wait though. Also, I ordered two plates of food for me and a friend, as well as a beverage, and it came out to almost $20, so not exactly the cheapest! If you just get a basic plate it's definitely a good deal though; they don't short you on food.\n\nI also really recommend their orange juice. Bittersweet, really refreshing, and pulpy--it's the definition of fresh-squeezed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wmAvNAC3w__yD-3R5P4zUw", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZrYkDyWdAjyA-6sJCAgeeQ", "text": "My roommate took me here on a Saturday morning for breakfast so I could try their breakfast burrito. Unfortunately, they don't have the breakfast burrito on weekends, nor do they have smoothies. Poo. (hence the 4 star instead of 5)\n\nThe place was also completely packed but we got lucky and found a table right before we ordered. We order 2 western omelettes to split between 3 people and we were completely stuffed! Each plate came with a generous helping of perfectly done home fries and an omelette packed with ham, cheese and other goodies. It also came with lightly buttered toast and a small cup of apple sauce. Every bite tasted really good too.\n\nI'm really glad we came here for breakfast but I do wish they didn't limit their selections on the weekends. I was really looking forward to the breakfast burrito.\n\nBy the way they only accept cash or debit so be warned.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "celWE8P9qi89yITlG5k8Nw", "date": "2010-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0x2YWzjcjqOHm05J5j0IZw", "text": "If you leave Ann's Kitchen hungry, you either have a tapeworm in your digestive tract, or you simply don't know what to order. This place serves hearty breakfast food in huge portions.\nHomefries - Crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside. I feel like the crispiness isn't consistent from plate to plate. I like mine extra crispy and am convinced that whoever I'm eating with always has crispier homefries.\nToast - Buttered for you. \nHam - Eh. Not mindblowing. I probably won't get this again as a side.\nWestern Omelet - Cover this baby in ketchup and you're set!\nThey also offer sandwiches and soups, neither of which have I tried.\n\nI have yet to completely finish a plate here. Definitely the place to come if you're running low on cash and are ravenously hungry from a long night. At Ann's Kitchen, you definitely get what you pay for, and much more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qMKWWx8sff8b7C-416ZNUA", "text": "I had a cheap cheesesteak here and it was decent.  I don't think I will come back.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rtjkj6leYqNF9zqAxu66OA", "text": "Caveat: I hate eggs so I haven't tried most of their stuff.\n\nThe stuff I HAVE tried is ok, and it's all pretty darn cheap. The homefries  = delicious future heart attack, weekday breakfast special = possibly best deal in Berkeley, pancakes = edible. Service is usually pretty grumpy when I've been.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2aUyAi0HLA8g2XVSuOZ5-A", "date": "2010-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "HhSC6H-khiIztLVMMld_xQ", "text": "Let me just start out by saying that the food is actually good.  But the pricing scheme is so annoying.  I don't eat meat, but I usually like putting a bunch of junk in my omelet.  Having said that, the #4 (or was it 3 or 5?) would be PERFECT if I could only have it without the ham.  Lo and behold, that's not possible.  So I have to build my own omelet, which is the exact same one as the special but minus the ham, but this costs me $2-3 more because ingredients are 45 cents each.  OK so maybe they already have the batter pre-made, but that's still kind of gross when you think about it.  Plus I can order the same thing at Cafe Durant for so much less.  And if you like the orange juice at Anns, you'll like the one at Cafe Durant also since they taste exactly the same.  Oh yeah, and they charge you 25 cents if you ask for a to-go box.  Who does that?!\n\nAnd I really don't like the lady there.  The man who works there once in a blue moon is a bit more polite.  Oh yeah, and the atmosphere is really really sweaty.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LOvghY7mW93upzi1RDIjXQ", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "I0-mt41pVD4VsU0kmbP0tQ", "text": "DAMN was the cheesecake BAD...words can't even begin to describe what it tasted like. It was a combination of expired, minty grossness...sort of like toothpaste. That makes it sounds better than it was. But then again, you don't come to Ann's Kitchen for the cheesecake. My friend only got it because he wanted some...\n\nOtherwise, the breakfast food is decent. The Country Western Omlette (or wtv it's called) was great with a plethora of fillings (ham, spinach, cheese, mushroom, onions, etc etc.). Also came with lots of home fries and toast. (too much to finish!)\n\nSummary: come for the breakfast food, DON'T GET THE CHEESECAKE!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mNVP9RnHydn1RL01vlp1jg", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "z4keawOQFJAQmbaoAbGlFA", "text": "Banana pancakes\n2 egg breakfast \n\nLove this place because its fast, convenient, gives you loads of food, and breakfast foods are good anytime of the day. \n\nTaste-wise, its nothing special. But it sure beats cooking a whole breakfast meal for yourself.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aVIp7GqkB-xE2oByrsev7Q", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_0V4x5H6Dyf7p5hQzwZ0Ng", "text": "Alright, you have to try their whole-wheat cinnamon pancakes. They are a ridiculously good idea that I have never had anywhere else. Their plates are also quite large and very affordable. You can get a stack, eggs, bacon/sausage, and potatoes or some fruit/toast if you want for under 10 dollars. It beats going to Denny's or IHOP (of which there are none in the area, thank goodness, and it seems like the place is family-owned. The eggs come out runny, and the pancakes hot. Seems like there's always room, and they open fairly early. What's not to like?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jVaiCNmWOjoI0led5LZuyA", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5WjT3TvOXNHTmNAuZ4j75w", "text": "I was really pleased with the omelette I got from Ann's since it was bigger and had more veggies than I thought. The homefries were okay, nothing special, and I did not appreciate how the toast came buttered already. The toast was also more on the burnt side than I would have liked.\n\nLater in the day, my boyfriend returned with a pastrami sandwich. I only picked at the sandwich filling since it was absolutely and digustingly LADEN with mayo on both sides of the plain white bread. \n\nThey also do not take credit cards.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6PJ97NgQ1Xpe5PjvfjYxQQ", "text": "The food is pretty good, there's a lot of it and it is definitely affordable.  They also validate for Sather Gate which is good if you drive since there is never any parking but that's where good things about the place end.\n\nI realize the place is self-serve and I am OK with that.  I don't mind busing my own dishes or coming to the counter to get my food when my name is called.  However, just because that is the style of restaurant you have doesn't mean you need to be rude to your clientele.  \n\nWhen asking for a validation coupon I was treated badly (even thought we spent more than $20 and the minimum for validation is $5) and I was treated even worse when I asked for a couple of to-go containers.  I do not believe it is unreasonable with portions that large to ask for a box for each person and I don't believe I should have to pay a quarter for each when that isn't posted anywhere.  If they would give me one small one for free (as one person), then for three people we should have gotten three small ones or one large one for free without a problem.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vqpqKDFPg8g6MybxSk8kVQ", "date": "2006-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8TPCVvwcGlQDOYRoLM0DAQ", "text": "I came here for breakfast quite a few times in my stay at Berkeley, and I've always gotten the omelets with toast and potatoes. The juices they serve here are really fresh and yummy. The service is also very quick. The only issue is that it can get really crowded, and the hours are very limited. Go here for brunch/breakfast!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ALfzaTaAPIrKK7iYPRfVIQ", "text": "I'm not usually a breakfast person, but on this one particular day, I was in the mood for breakfast food. So while I was in Berkeley, my boyfriend's friends suggested we go try out Ann's Kitchen, and I'm glad we did.\n\nAnn's Kitchen has this really relaxing atmosphere to it. It gives you a sense of relaxation where nothing is more important than having the most important meal of the day. Maybe it was because the sun was hitting at just the right spot, the weather was unusually crisp, or the fact that I was starving, but it was a wonderful day to have breakfast.\n\nI ordered the Beef Polish Sausage and Eggs ($6.95), but these entrees should really come with a warning sign because when I got my breakfast, it was huge! They are really generous with their portions and it was definitely worth the $6.95. The entree came with homefries (seasoned potatoes) and toast. It was a delicious meal with a delicious price!\n\nCollege student on a budget, come here! You will have plenty of left overs for lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cDyMUPMeuwAvUr66TkPbhw", "date": "2012-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ehPx_swDOtP38G7hGRkPlg", "text": "Really convenient for students and pretty cheap. The restaurant could be a bit more well-kept and maintained but I suppose it IS on telegraph ave. so can't ask for too much\n\nSometimes their potatoes are undercooked and thus a bit hard... not the best tasting... this is one of my pet peeves since well cooked hash browns like that are SO GOOD.\n\nPancakes are generally pretty good, they're HUMONGOUS but not that special...... they're just big. \n\nThey give you this weird like apple sauce as jam with their toast... this is the first time I've seen that... and maybe it's a way they save money? I don't really care for it that much. They charge you for refills (if I remember correctly) but free water that you get yourself. \n\nOh, another thing, they don't clear up their dish tubs enough so sometimes you smell the leftover food and you have to manage to leave your plate in the tub without breaking it. sometimes challenging. \n\ngreat place to bring large parties for brunch because they are pretty flexible with letting you make your own long tables (because it is just a bunch of small tables that you can put together). pretty good variety and convenience but altogether low quality.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2009-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eq-eErcRg-sKncIyG6BUcQ", "text": "Super cheap breakfast! 2 eggs, toast and way too many home fries for 4 bucks. Everything's greasy but in a good, hang over remedy way.\nBacon's extra but comes crispy and in a hefty serving.\n\nBlueberry wheat pancakes are also really tasty and fluffy, but not super cheap. 6 bucks for a stack of 3. OJ is fresh squeezed. Coffee's pretty bad but the chai latte's pretty good. \n\nPretty grungy but it's cheap Berkeley food so what do you expect?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tjg7Gs94swd-mJ_lbvSLzw", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fVyrhfi4SdKQ15m9whoNWw", "text": "In my last review I gave this place 2 stars, but I had brunch there this morning and tried their Whole Wheat Pancakes...........bumped the rating up to 3 stars.\n\nI STILL think it's your typical traditional American breakfast style so it's not 4 stars, but 3 stars for their pancakessssss! Yum.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "i_pv-Tv5DQnUXO7ikQRkKA", "date": "2010-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fwtXtj9qit7tNRZPRdBQfw", "text": "I usually don't enjoy breakfast foods unless the sun is down, but my friend was craving a breakfast burrito and I owed him lunch so we headed here after class.  It was a hot day so we grabbed cups for water but the water trough thing was almost empty, so he tipped it and I held the nozzle as we filled our cups.  Later, as I raised my glass to take a drink my friend grabs my arm and removes the cup; we both stare at the cup and realize there are more brownish particles than water in the cup.  SERIOUSLY.  I wish I had a microscope so we could see what was in my water, it was so disgusting.  We put our water away and took out the bottled and canned drinks we had and drank that, trying to forget what we just saw.  I ordered one of the specials, which were blueberry pancakes with hash browns and my friend got a ham and cheese breakfast burrito.  When our food was ready, I realized they made me buttermilk pancakes with a side of scrambled eggs.  HUH?  I didn't order this...and how did eggs get in the picture?  She didn't ask me how I wanted my eggs...eggs I never ordered.  However, they were coming out with peoples orders pretty fast so I just manned up and ate the food so we could leave and forget the whole ordeal.\n\nThe food was okay and the prices were decent.  However, I don't think I'll be coming back here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HCGSgAF3vHZcQ_avmqZc7g", "text": "Honestly, was not that excited to come here since I live in SF, and there are a ton of brunch places there (and even in East Bay) that from the outside, look way better than this. With that said, never judge a book by its cover! \n\n+: Cheap w/ good portions\n+: Crispy potatoes\n+: Hearty pancakes\n+: Fast and easy. Who wants to wait 2 hrs for bunch anyway? Instead, you can choose for a number of seats.\n\nAmbience is definitely lacking, but who cares, you got darn good pancakes in front of you?! I can't say it's worth crossing the bridge for, but if you do find yourself in east bay, just go here. Don't bother waiting at the fancier places.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bW3HC_sBuEHRvE5FYTYO0A", "date": "2012-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ii3061e4VIPJxpBjHFNFpA", "text": "When I think of a sit down breakfast place, I think of Ann's Kitchen. They do pancakes right. Their sandwiches are good, but not top notch. They give a decent amount of food and the pricing is right. There really is no service here (the extent of the service ends the moment you finish giving your order to the person who works the register), you get everything yourself. Unless you need something from the kitchen, which they are glad to help.\n\nOverall, a solid place to get breakfast food all day. Unremarkable in most ways, but also reliable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jGdO8xW2As_JI1dVAuMdZg", "text": "I have never received worst service in my life! I went around noon for some brunch and I expected somewhat of a wait. When I arrived there were only about 4 people in line and a few people waiting for their food, but it still took 40 MINUTES (!!!) to cook my food! I am not the kind to complain and demand my money back, so I simply waited (finishing 4 cups of water in the meantime). I ordered the omelet (which doesn't even come with cheese, you have to pay extra) with homefries (which were average). I didn't have the juice that everybody is raving about so I can't critique that, but overall this visit to Ann's kitchen was terrible.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "197sqWFbTR7DbL2_X9rT_Q", "date": "2009-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NCWoPbHK1HxXI1hGHyXNdg", "text": "Robust vegetable soup for a great price.  I don't find myself on Telegraph much these days, but really look forward to stopping by here for lunch when I do.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eNs6xZb6XYXRJ0xpSSqCkA", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o8Id4gnFZXy6CBMaiYNRBw", "text": "Ann's Kitchen = yums in my tums! tehe I went with a friend before summer school for the first time. I ordered the Ann's Special (2 pancakes & their home fries) & I was freaking satisfied. The pancakes are REALLY filling & their home fries are just amazing! I'm coming back fshos!! =)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T3qDY92Sf714QcUpm6facQ", "text": "Ann's Kitchen is one of my favorite cheap places to come for brunch! \n\nI always come in with a sweet tooth and end up ordering either pancakes or french toast. Both the banana pancakes and cinnamon french toast were great. I also tried the pecan pancake, but was super disappointed. I guess I was expecting candied pecans, so I found the nuts really bland. The pancakes are pretty filling, and I can never finish the whole plate.\nThe western country omelette is also really good. They don't let you substitute or remove any of the filling. It also comes with homefries and toast! You can ask for free apple butter to go with the toast, which is like the consistency of applesauce. \n\nThe food is good, and pretty cheap. The only thing is that there are sometimes long lines and it can be hard to find a table, so come early! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ypi79ZvMEwlW7aNcrb418g", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TAQJgQfBwXWpcrg278Hw8Q", "text": "The portions are HUGE here! And pretty inexpensive too! I got a Western Omelet, which is cheaper than a regular omelet with fillings if you aren't picky about what goes inside (onions, mushrooms, spinach, tomato, ham, cheese, and no substitutions). And it comes with delicious home fries and 2 pieces of toast! There were a lot of onions in my omelet, which was a little weird, but it was delicious nonetheless. But my favorite were the home fries! They're skinned, cut into little chunks, and fried and crispy on one side, yummmm.\n\nAlso tried some of the Cinnamon French Toast, and it was delicious as well! You can really taste the cinnamon, and it was sweet and fluffy! I would suggest coming with a friend and splitting a sweet and savory dish, because just the pancakes/french toast alone might be a sugar overload.\n\nI came for brunch on a weekday so it was pretty empty, but it can get crowded on weekends!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tDij5UQsfsCjlY9QaDZiJw", "text": "As tradition has it in my reality, before I set out for a great snowshoeing or backpacking adventure I need....  PANCAKES!!! \n\nAnn's serves these awesome granola cakes made with whole grains and a sprinkle of granola to get your grub on for that 15 mile trek near Shasta or the Doe Ridge Trail/Jackson Flat loop in Butano. \n\nAnd while I must say the Pancakes are wonderful, its the potatoes you keep coming back for. Browned with a nice crust, a meal in themselves. If you get there before 9 there in nary a crowd , though it is often a bit busier by the time I need to cruise to Mo's for book shopping.  \nThe staff is quite friendly and there are some characters that hang out on a regular basis to help with the ambiance, plus the sub 5.00 plates help start your day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "885RrJm3FlTslcsykuz7Rw", "date": "2007-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VBhLUQjX-URboLlKXv1Z6A", "text": "Oh Berkeley, I love your food :) This was the last restaurant we dined in before we went home. \n\nThis place doesn't disappoint. I ordered a simple breakfast platter of pancakes, bacon, and eggs. Although the pancakes looked a little burnt, they actually taste pretty good. Very filling.\n\nI also ordered a bacon and cheddar sandwich to go. It wasn't anything special, and I thought it was kind of bland. If I were to come here again, I would only do breakfast!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uOnHG9WrL_S6YHsOw4VmHg", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vH-R1xbzRwKLXdikg1Gwrg", "text": "Because of it's proximity to my workplace, I end up eating here about once a month. That's about to change, because the under-cooked potatoes aka \"Home Fries\", while not without their rustic charm, are no longer tolerable.\n\nI did eat here many times before I reached this epiphany because there are good points to Ann's. Besides being among the cheapest places on Telegraph, the service is also fairly quick.\n\nThey may appear rude, but I think they are just tired. The Telegraph Ave. crowd can get to you after a few years, so I can sympathize. \n\nThey also are closed on Tuesdays. Third-Day Adventists, perhaps?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vDw1vUPVwOaSc8CTaPob5w", "date": "2008-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xl27nEpUZXrruYBRN1vu3Q", "text": "3.5, but I rounded down.\n\nPrices have gone up as expected but the portions are more of less the same. I can't seem to justify paying $3 for a side of potatoes, esp when potatoes are ridiculously cheap. Anyhoo..\n\nI come here typically for the Super Sun Rise (3 whole wheat pancakes, 3 eggs, side of meat).  I added a side of homefries today just for a change and I'm addicted to carbohydrates. Pancakes were good as always, as were the eggs. The potatoes erred on the greasy side however, but still good until you forked up the last bits soaking in oil. \n\nOverall, my favorite breakfast place in Berkeley, as I can't stand La Note.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YxvKcSBI9GHZpDExPGfT3w", "date": "2008-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xPHaplwP3STaavSMsGoM1g", "text": "Solid diner type food in a casual environment. \n\nSince moving to the Bay Area, I've noticed that as far as food in the East Bay goes, people are really really into 3 things in particular: Pizza, Brunch, Ice Cream. \n\nThere are SO many brunch/breakfast spots, and more than that, there are so many acclaimed, popular, wait-an-hour-in-line breakfast spots. It's like every weekend, that's just the thing to do. Brunch. \n\nI've tried a lot of well known spots. La Note, Bette's Oceanview, Brown Sugar Kitchen, 900 Grayson, Rick and Ann's, etc. And some I've liked, and others have been disappointing. But the thing they all kind of have in common is the super long wait, and the rather unconventional breakfast items. And that's fine. But sometimes all you really want is a homey \"standard\" type breakfast, and a lot of it. \n\nAnd that's exactly what you get at Ann's Kitchen. Very little wait at 10AM on  Saturday morning (woohoo!). \n\nThe food comes out pretty quickly and the plates are heaped with food. The bacon is crisp, the eggs perfectly cooked, the orange juice is fantastic, and the pancakes are great too. Nice standard meal, but done well. I like that. \n\nSo if you're not looking for anything too fancy, but good solid food that's comfortable and relaxed, then this is a great place to go. \n\nI will say though, I was a bit confused by all the praise given to the  \"applebutter\". It really seemed like nothing more than a small tablespoon scoop of applesauce. Not sure what the hype is about on that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6roF2jxbZbg0oXra1SxEcg", "date": "2011-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0qjX2pn3ykU0beFyDtJT_g", "text": "After a heavy night of drinking, the place to go when you awaken from your alcohol induced coma is apparently Ann's Soup Kitchen. I'm pretty sure over 50% of the people in there are recovering and are super hungover, as was I. Although i'm pretty sure mine was not nearly as bad as most people's in there. In any case what beats pancakes, eggs and bacon? So much food for not so much money. Its great. My only problem with this place is the tables are quite sticky from the lack of table cleaning and excess of syrup. All in all, a great place to get some food back into your stomach after you puked it all up the night before.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "04giHjWlPorAc_vvLPwj1A", "date": "2008-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2WIL2ZQz-YROgMZ2voxQZw", "text": "Alright, just because I am a poor berkeley student does not mean that  I have to stand for crappy breakfasts close to campus. Even though their breakfast items are dirt cheap, their food tastes like it was cooked by a 10 year old child born without a sense of taste, smell, or sight... the frenchtoast I ordered was a triple whammy of violations. It was to the point of being offensive. Taste: it was dry and chafed my tongue. Smell:It reeked of too much cinnamon and nutmeg. Sight: It looked like they threw the bread down the ski slopes there was so much powdered sugar on there. I had to windshield off most of the gunk on top to even get to the toast... but unfortunately I couldn't get past the crusty eggs hanging off the side from their sloppy dipping into the eggbatter before frying. In conclusion, I definitely could have made a better breakfast at home this morning. fml.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "a2wL432MCURrkqWbgoDVrg", "date": "2010-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tcsV4LauWn_pxJ-knxWS4A", "text": "This is THE place for a filling and cheap breakfast. The portions are HUGE and the potatoes are yummy. I've had the Western Omelette and the cinnamon french toast. I wouldn't recommend getting more than 1 thing at Ann's Kitchen unless you just eat A LOT.\n\nThe western omelette was great, it tasted good. (You cannot substitute or take out any ingredients because they pre-mix the omelette mix)\n\nThe cinnamon french toast is AMAZING! I love it. If you're ever graving cinnamon french toast, Ann's Kitchen is the place to go. I'm in love with their cinnamon french toast.\n\nThe only down-side was that I went on a Sunday morning and the line was incredibly long and it goes very slowly. So if you're planning on coming on a weekend morning be ready to wait because the line will be long. The wait is definitely worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Iur3GHkwb4mJfrPhy_-48g", "text": "The food is really greasy and kind of expensive. You get a lottt of it, but it's nothing too special. I'd much rather pop some toast into the oven myself or head over to cafe durant for a cheaper, just as filling, and a bit more flavorful meal.\n\nThere is a 50 cent fee for using your debit/credit.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-YhyHROsNY5p-B5vdCp1tA", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mHGyG1Bw8yJrUoxmnKuVng", "text": "TIP #1: Be prepared to wait on weekend mornings. Ann's Kitchen is popular among college kids who may have had a late night.. you know, studying!\n\nTIP #2: Doesn't look like a table's open? By the time you're done waiting in line, it'll probably open up. \n\nTIP #3: $0.50 charge for debit cards. \n\nThis was THE place to go if you're one of three people:\n\n1) A college student who's tired of dining hall food. It's not much different here--eggs, toast, homefries, pancakes--but it's a different atmosphere. Sunny and airy, busy and bustling, versus the sterility of Crossroads and the stern glare of the elderly woman serving you the Blue Plate Special. Here you have Ann (right?! That has to be her name!) who takes your order, rings you up, and smiles at you, and then the cooks in the kitchen who pop out with your plate when it's ready. \n\n2) Hungover or extra tired. It's early, the sun is searing laser beams into your eyes--just order that Western Country Omelette or chocolate chip pancakes (or whole wheat pancakes for a healthier alternative), sit down, wait, and then chow down. You will be happy. Fill up your cup with water at the cooler to the right of the counter. \n\n3) You don't have much money. Everything here is cheap--mostly under $7--and the portions are huge. Cheap and yummy--what else can you ask for?\n \nI fit all three of those characteristics a few years ago. Just passing my knowledge on to my fellow Cal bears and campus community!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3aTVeGFq_s3KuGcVXCNquA", "date": "2012-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "70aMBrL7VGmKqUftnpOhTg", "text": "I was an avid Ann's goer. I work in the area the food is cheap and tasty enough. However, I called today to place a to-go order as I have done on many days. I asked the gentleman what the soups of the day were. He told me. I asked what the specials were. Just as I was about to give my order for pick up he told me \n\n\"come over, ok? I don't have time, ok? \"\n\n\"but, I'm just trying to place a to-go order\"\n\n*click, dial tone*\n\nRiiiight. \n\nI'll tell you what. You don't have to worry about my business anymore. Time consuming as a one minute call may be. \n\nIf you value service, don't go here. If that's of no consequence to you, knock yourself out, it's a decent meal.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6bbrta-DzGKOu4Y6luIKLQ", "date": "2008-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Y8Z7t3HExESXgonUKfePAQ", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 4\nService: 3\n\nI've been here a couple times (around 5-6), and it's decent brunch food. I usually get the half turkey sandwich and soup combo (around $7). The turkey sandwich is pretty standard, and the soup is usually pretty good. Home fries are pretty good as well.\n\nThe lines are sometimes pretty long, and the place gets pretty crowded around brunch time. They seem to have really weird hours, because sometimes they're not open in the morning, and sometimes they are. They also have \"breakfast all day\" written outside, so it's a bit confusing. Perhaps they're only open on the weekend and some weekdays?\n\nIn terms of brunch food, this place still has nothing on La Note or Venus. However, it's close, cheap, and okay, which is good enough for me. I haven't been back for a while since I usually eat milk and cereal for breakfast every morning though.\n\nAlso, they only take cash and debit, so keep that in mind.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "8ZxJYucpYV-Du8xPIhCN2A", "text": "Wow, Ann's Kitchen takes the cake when it comes to bad service. I've never been a fan to begin with, but after my last experience here, Ann can rest assured that that will be my last. \n\nOne day I came with my brother for some early morning breakfast, paid for the two of us and before our orders came, I stepped inside the men's room to wash-up. Literally, three minutes later I walk out to find the owner yelling at my brother. Apparently, they gave us an extra pancake by accident which my brother had just cut into and were yelling at him because he had taken a bite out of it. 0_o As if their mistake was our problem. \n\nIn any case, this just reinforced my perception that this place is nothing short of a dump. It's only a matter of time before they go bankrupt.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KbJp5kb-AMB7ixBPref8WA", "date": "2009-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0m6kO7jwDhrIEKI7ttO4lw", "text": "Ann's is a no-nonsense, you get exactly what you order, and it's good every time sort of spot. There's nothing to write home about, but at the same time, it's great because you know exactly what you're getting. Can it compete with the fancy Berkeley spots like Rick & Ann's, La Note, and the Sunnyside? Well, no. But I don't even put it in the same category. I go to Ann's when I want eggs, toast, and meat, cooked exactly how I ask, fast. When I want oatmeal with a side of fruit, piping hot, in 3 minutes. You get the idea. I don't go to Ann's when I want a crab benedict with a small glass of blood orange juice. If you adjust your expectations accordingly, you should be pleasantly surprised.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KP5PUBrgnMVXy0hEWZDzbQ", "date": "2010-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "F0YzJwx1FO-TvKoWOod8zw", "text": "The food merits probably three stars: it's ample and greasy, probably the best breakfast you're going to find on Telegraph, if you're too hung over to make it to a less irritating neighborhood, or if you're a student and aren't yet able to perceive how irritating the neighborhood is. The four-star rating is motivated purely by nostalgia.\n\nI used to live less than a block from this place, and I think I went there for Sunday breakfast every single weekend I was there. I would roll in at one or two in the afternoon with the Sunday Times, order an omelet, and spend an hour or so reading through the front section, the Week in Review, the NYT Magazine, the Book Review, and whatever else seemed interesting, while finishing off my eggs and home fries at a leisurely pace and getting refill after refill of coffee. I always gave a fake name when I ordered (\"Max\"--after Maximilien Robespierre, of course), because I never could recognize my real name the way the staff called it out when my meal was ready. Those were good times, and Ann's is one of the few near-campus establishments that I hadn't learned to absolutely loathe by the end of college. \n\nThey ticked me off by ditching the somewhat edgier \"Ann's Soup Kitchen\" for their current name. They also ticked me off one time by refusing to take a $20 bill when I was in a hurry and didn't have smaller bills. And however much I liked the place when it was conveniently located, I've almost never gone there since and I can't even remember the last time I did (it was at least two years ago, maybe three). But God damn it, those Sundays reading the Times there were just so damn pleasant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_jjRJEgDLIblQyFVP6MhVg", "date": "2007-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "T8FYnFgBZ0syoDXeh1tgmg", "text": "Went here for breakfast and it was pretty epic. I think for eleven dollars my sister and I split a three egg omelet with veggies, several pieces of toast with apple butter (delicious and free), a huge portion of home fries and a giant stack of whole wheat pancakes with syrup. We were both stuffed and it was seriously cheap. I would definitely come here if you want a good, hearty breakfast. It's not gourmet by any means, but if you want comfort and portions this is a great place for brunch and to hang out with friends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "af6ayEH9BzsOPQRoxKNE0Q", "date": "2011-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "c_cloYY6VEjBMWNJvnpA7w", "text": "When you can't have pho, a cheap heaping plate of breakfast food is the next best thing after a night of heavy drinking...\n\nOne of my friends tended to a hangover with toast and OJ as I finished off my plate: 2 slices toast, 2 eggs, and homefries, and then another friend's banana pancakes. (Friends and restaurant patrons alike looked on in wonder.)\n\nBonus: they did my over hard eggs perfectly! I always order my eggs over hard, and I don't eat egg yolks. (I suppose I could order egg whites only but I enjoy a more colorful plate.) So I like to be able to pick out my egg yolks nicely without sacrificing the white. These yolks happened to come out in perfect, easily pickable golden circles.\n\nWhy don't more people order eggs over hard anyway? Like, sunny side up? That's freakin' gross man... once you poke that thing it's like a bad pimple bursting on prom night. \n\nTheir sandwiches didn't look nearly as good, and you do have to bus your own tables. I hate doing the dirty work.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N8Y_vWT_e0-fJoGhBZ5UjA", "date": "2007-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CiSutV-j3MPLGkA4HrPIvg", "text": "Went here last week for lunch. Surprised by how good the food was - I had a grilled cheese sandwich and cream of broccoli soup (I know, possibly odd selection but I'm a soup fan).\n\nVery chill environment, I like the fact that its well lit with the huge windows. The owners are as nice as can be. Service was prompt\n\nAll in all, would recommend anyone who likes great-tasting diner/deli foods. I hear breakfast is awesome as well and cheap", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tC_WkQkuyJRQu1hBXO0nrg", "date": "2008-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eklulfu30KTJSZiQOU00Qg", "text": "I'm such a sucker when it comes to quantity, quality, and a great price on a meal!!\n\nAnd yes, like everyone else on Yelp has said -- the home fries are amazeballs. Or as my friend, Nicole, said: \"the home fries are the shit.\"\nI got the Western omelet which was stuffed with a bunch of veggies and goodies. It was definitely a hearty meal.... lots of carbs, too. Don't forget to ask for the apple butter to spread onto your toast! YUM!!!\n\nBonus points for Ann's Kitchen for taking on my health conscious request for using egg whites only!! And also major kudos to the employees there. They were busting their butts to get the orders in and food out! \n\n\nMy only gripe is the line... but that's understandable. Totally worth the wait!! Excellent breakfast spot after the spending the night out =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CGRkejdGiNtvX-lhcOFUZQ", "date": "2012-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gvGl8dgGcH68OigxUY-JjA", "text": "One of the better places to eat breakfast around campus.\n\nService/Decor: I quite like the retro vibe given by the restaurant, as if I'm walking into a 70's diner. Most of the tables are next to each other and not separated, which is a bit of an inconvenience. It's also rather loud and not the best place to have a quiet conversation, but food comes out pretty fast and you'll be on your way quickly. Proximity to campus makes it a favorable location for the college student.\n\nFood: Ann's Kitchen is known for its breakfasts, and most of the items on the menu are not bad. I generally get the the Western Country Omelette, which comes with onions, ham, bell peppers, and spinach, and it comes with home fries and buttered toast. They've recently raised their prices to $5.95+tax, but it's still not a terrible deal. As for flavor, the eggs in the omelette are very overcooked and seems like its individual toppings were just stuffed in after the omelette was cooked. I do believe most people come here for the homefries and toast, which can be eaten with the apple butter that you can get for free at the front. The homefries (I believe they're yukon gold) are colored very well and crisp, though bland, and the toast is pretty tasty with the apple butter. Seasoning (or lack thereof) seems to be a major issue here.\n\nI've also tried their whole-wheat pancakes, banana pancakes, and pecan pancake. They're just alright, but I found that they were unsatisfying and I craved something savory after eating them.\n\nIf you feel like eating breakfast or brunch and you don't want to go to the dining commons, this isn't a bad place to start your day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gzPnrOywYX9IoPuy1v2QkQ", "text": "Despite its outside looks, this place is super homestyle good on the inside.  Delicious, huge fluffy wheat pancakes, a stack of 3 for about $3. Eggs, toast and homefries for about the same... you could live off these meals!  The orange juice was super fresh and extra tasty as well.  Its a homey neighborhood kind of place.  I'll be coming back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8A9xhWbp8a1G2Rku_3sOlg", "date": "2006-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-H35hC84gAv9VObpEGTt-A", "text": "was actually looking for lunch... but the sandwich place we wanted to go to was closed so we ended up winding our way through the weirdos of telegraph till we found this solace of normalcy. \n\nomelet and homefries - awesome! (was confused by the applesauce)\nwhole wheat pancakes - yum! (too much butter)\n\nthe place has an old-world feel about it (or maybe it was the accordion music from across the street) and is homely and straight-forward. you have to clean up after yourself, which is kinda cool, really. gives you a nice 'berkeley' feel.\n\ncheap. simple. no frills. and breakfast served all day!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2zsMynWIexT98IbXVP1Mrg", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "riQiCMPHTuFhqieewKrYrg", "text": "I love this place... #3 breakfast menu, all the time. Cheap, and lots of food. So... so... delicious.\n\nIt's too bad it isn't open that late, and sometimes, it's so damn busy in there, it's impossible to get a table, but I've always been able to get one by the time I get my food. I think their service is pretty fast, actually, not sure what other people are talking about... and I avoid going on Sunday mornings because I know it's brunch time, and I don't bump into too many moronic hungover fools. =] If they were present, I was not made aware, so it couldn't have been that bad.\n\nIf you love breakfast food around the clock... this is it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q1AiKMOBQxSYlMcHF5VjfQ", "date": "2008-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V1inBfKSOkPtZ90TLk386Q", "text": "Ann's Kitchen. Yay!\n\nOne of the better establishments that sell a variety of breakfast/lunch foods. It's usually bubbling with activity but I went around 5PM with my friend so it only had a few customers. They accept both cash and card but add an extra fee for using the card. :( They do not have a waiter system but it's a bus-your-own-table style place which I prefer at times. After all, this isn't some huge chain restaurant with a thousand workers scurrying back and forth but (I'm guessing) a family-owned place.\n\nThe restaurant has a very homey and diner feel to it and it relatively well maintained by a Korean couple. How do I know? Because I spoke to them in Korean. Supporting my culture all day breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Anyways, food comes out in time and there was no delay of any sort (except that they didn't have an ingredient for one of their smoothies so I had to order the Rising Sun smoothies). Their omelette, toast, potatoes, and bacon come in very hefty portions and is great. Their smoothies are also good (Rising Sun) and they claim to put in protein powder, but I have no clue how that works. Pineapple based smoothie with protein powder? Interesting...\n\nThe owners are very nice, attentive, and food is good so this is definitely a place to hit up when you're looking for a heavy breakfast type meal any time of the day. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UMQWYXnDUluAxGZfKWN9bQ", "date": "2011-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2WAyp4WelSQHdrzJhnSOmQ", "text": "When I was an undergrad at Cal, post-party deconstructions took place at Ann's Soup Kitchen. With plates of scrambled eggs, buttery toast, and homefries served with glasses of fresh orange juice, my girls and I would gossip away about the events that transpired the night before. Despite the tables somehow suffering from maple syrup over-indulgence and the overall lack of ventilation in the restaurant as a whole, Ann's was a favorite spot for a post-apocalyptic brunch. I dearly miss those girls as we now span the breadth of the country, and Ann's will forever remind me of my wonderful youth spent at Cal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-TGTFsrzc1-fT05jd77_rg", "date": "2007-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4aIMO04_IBA4FJCmFMEf-Q", "text": "Ann's Kitchen is the spot to go to when in Berkeley. Unfortunately, I moved and can't come here as frequently anymore. But when the craving hits, I take the drive to come order my usual- Denver omelette and a stack of banana pancakes. \n\nThe pancakes are heavenly and the omelette is hearty and delicious.\nwhat more can you ask for?\n\nOh yeah, I almost forgot... get a large OJ, the best I ever had.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yG0Czny2jPQwrAmQ5RbXzQ", "date": "2011-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "61FtqlY8pPxdvxLSaBGM6Q", "text": "dude, it doesn't get much better than this : two eggs and three pancakes: whole wheat granola (slightly more expensive than regular whole wheat) but they are bomb ass pancakes. hits the spot and big enough to share if you go with a friend and don't want to have pancake thighs.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Wc4KQbyJOWv4U5ZmsekyEA", "date": "2009-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_8vRvWIuqTIN10CWFO8VZg", "text": "Not sure what others are talking about in terms of Ann's lack of customers.  Almost anytime on a  weekend  or 9am-11am weekeday is packed!  Several times I have had to head to Durant Cafe (by far my 2nd choice) because Ann's line is out the door!!!  Super Rising Sun is far too much food for any one human, but it's such a crazy deal (2 eggs, 2 huge pancakes, bacon, homefries for somewhere in the neighborhood of $5-6) that you have to get it.  Don't miss the homefries, fresh squeezed lemonade or the granola pancakes (sounds weird but they're delicous).  I can't speak to lunch but for breakfast the price is right, the food is good and the curemyhangover quality can't be beat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_W4y7ku6Q0uGoiI3ePtkgQ", "date": "2006-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OwIDXouLelaiqFZcNCF6GQ", "text": "Went to Ann's Kitchen today since La Note and Venus were closed. All I have to say is I fell in-like with this place for sure!!!\n\nThe food was \"get-your-grub-on\" deliciously great! I wasn't expecting anything spectacular so this place blew me away! \n\nI was indecisive when ordering and the girl who was working was understanding and patient with me. I ordered the diced ham and scrambled eggs with a side of french toast. \n\nI really enjoyed the potatoes since they were cooked just right - crispy! The eggs were good and the french toast was also delicious. It's those crispy potatoes that got me though. \n\nThe freshly squeezed orange juice and lemonade were great too!!!\n\nI highly suggest this place to anyone and everyone for sure! \n\nFour-thumbs up!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cX9ILKasBqv2oPFq3WsV2g", "date": "2009-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "P_fz8tj-BtC2e_U71clEbQ", "text": "BEST heart attack in a bowl breakfast place around Berkeley! i love their country western omelet with home fries! Their portions are huge and usually I can split the omelet into two meals. More about the homefries....they are fried to a perfect crisp,sprinkled with scallions, just dip it into ketchup and you've got yourself a winner! I don't really understand the whole apple sauce as jam concept but it's grown on me and I really like it now. (but they are so frugal with their apple sauce portion). \n\nI would give them 5 stars but they have the worst service ever. The place is run by an Asian couple who seem miserable with their lives and love to take it out on their loyal customers. One time I called to ask what time they closed and without even answering my question they hung up. Giving them the benefit of the doubt that we had lost reception I called back and politely asked the same question again, \"Hi there what time do you close today?\" By then the man who picked up was so infuriated that I had the balls to call twice to ask the same question that he literally grumbled, \"GO AWAY!\" It was a great laugh for me to hear someone so worked up over a customer who was just trying to give them some business. jeeeeze.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BEd8wyLqFZ3ar6EtAkzp2A", "date": "2010-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Wckj9o61xs6vaItPG_9Aaw", "text": "Traditional breakfast fare; eggs, potatoes, bacon, sausages and pancakes.  I don't particularly like the home fries though, where are the hash browns?\n\nThe orange juice here is quite good.\n\nFood's cheap and it's a great place to come with good company and spend an hour on a Sunday morning.  Especially if your company is a Bear.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zAefBXGlIab5hRAwRtgsvw", "date": "2010-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "nR35ow6VGNIrB3k8haOUfQ", "text": "For the price and speediness and overall taste, I'd give Ann's another breakfast star. \n\nEverything feels very home town and good, and the portions are huge for what you pay for.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EkCPKyg1va4r8fZxlFk43Q", "date": "2010-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "obaM2geYDIe16AinFBkLCw", "text": "This restaurant, only blocks from my humble abode, makes the perfect next-morning hangover cure.  The reason for their near-medicinal comfort is definitely their home fries.  I love potatoes, and these are the best potatoes.  If potatoes were my children, these potatoes would be the child upon which I lavished more attention than the others.\n\nThe rest of their breakfast menu is pretty standard and good.  I haven't really had experience with their non-breakfast items as they serve breakfast all day and even when I've gone there later in the day I've gotten breakfast.\n\nThe main reason I give them 4 stars and not 5 is because they lack air conditioning and are usually a little uncomfortably hot; not hot enough, however, to keep me from coming back for mo' taters.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6p5uxNdZb3q9LDqBJYffNA", "date": "2006-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "y5x2z0-hcGXoSUYYJT5G0g", "text": "The owners of this place hate me and my friends. D=\n\nWell, not that bad, but they certainly always seem moody when I try to order there. They never let us do substitutions or customizations and the lady is always angry, like this D={. Kind of disappointing, especially since they get such good business there, too.\n\nFood-wise, they're okay. Nothing spectacular or special and it's a place I don't really care to go to, given the vast variety all around Berkeley. It's just another place to hang out with other Berkeley folks, and it's a place you're likely to run into someone you know if you go to school there.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cQjFUZ3wHW5MEajjiOw8zw", "date": "2009-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AUCOxPqRjKwfP6uqZkRXPQ", "text": "Home of the home fries.\n\nIn college, Ann's Kitchen was a real treat. I remember coming here during finals to power up. Big portions for small prices. They have killer omelets, mounds of home fries and fresh squeezed orange juice. The one thing that disappoints me is smelling like grease after eating here. Anyway, it's a lovely mom 'n pop shop. Check it out.\n\nTips: Bus your own tray.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mr0CO2zsXwv_k9m-Ieyq1w", "date": "2007-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kPoSJ7FzZdkvpkXgz1PXnQ", "text": "Cheap greasy breakfasts!! Long wait for weekend breakfast/lunch hours and seating can be limited so watch out for that.  Not sure if it's the healthiest because their store their Crisco in spray bottles in the back....bottles and bottles of it might I add....but mmmm....greasy bacon is worth it. Recommend their Western omelette that is just under $5 with homefries and toast. can't beat that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2006-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "8-fqkGUArhjC7QZ7O7CR-A", "text": "Worst.Service.Ever.\n\nI understand the appeal: huge portions of greasy lackluster food while you rub elbows with students that reek of alcohol on Sunday morning...oh, wait, what was so great about this place?\n\nThey give you a good portion of food, yeah. But the potatoes are usually tasteless and way too greasy for me to not fear a heart attack after consuming them. Also, they're really rude if you want to substitute anything? Don't want potatoes? Well, how about 3 slices of tomatoes? That's all we can do. Oh wait, let me ignore you while you're mid-order and turn around and pay attention to this person back here! Counter people lack basic people skills. That's all.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "oX8QZf1RHyGW9W85SuqZ9A", "date": "2008-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "xZRrK_BRqDQrCD3kDNnIyg", "text": "5 years ago....\n\nMe: Are you Ann?\nMrs. Ann: No, that's our family name.\nMe: Coooool.\nMrs. Ann: =)\n\nGood food, huge portions. One order can probably fill two people.  Minus two stars for lack of cleanliness (flies, dusty window sills, dead flies on dusty window sills, marked floors, bad bathroom, questionable water), crowded mornings, and sweaty workers. I give them an extra star because they serve the best home-fries ever. Thank you Ann family.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZdqkJmbPXYeq1ywfg-YpeQ", "text": "the bf and i stumbled across this place after walking around the area for what seemed like an eternity. the place i really wanted to eat at, the UNICORN restaurant, was not open, so we settled for ann's kitchen. \n\nat ann's kitchen, it's all about self-service: you place and pick up your order at the counter, seat yourself, and bus your own tables. i'm guessing that they're able to keep their prices so low because they don't have to deal with all the hosting, waiting, and bussing bs. \n\nanyway, their menu offered pretty standard diner fare: sandwiches, burgers, pancakes, eggs dishes, daily specials, etc. i ordered from the daily specials menu, and got the salmon burger (freaking risky choice) with fries. the bf ordered some kind of pasta dish. my memory is hazy  now - probably cloudy from all the grease from my salmon burger. \n\ndid i mention the burger was greasy? it was uber-oily - like the patty had been stewing in a vat of recycled oil all morning. i got a major case of greasy-mouth. you know the kind of greasy mouth you get when you eat something that's just got way too much liquid fat absorbed in it (e.g., fried chicken, fried pickles, double-fried-french-fries, deep-fried-macaroni-and-cheese). \n\noverall, ann's kitchen is not special. it does, however, serve affordable and edible food. so, if you want to fill your belly up with cheap food, and lube-up your lips, try out ann's kitchen! i'm sure they will serve you an extra helping of lard with your pancakes.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TpEUaUEu-7y3_9Wkvly8FA", "date": "2008-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "MxXNvN7cufTMk5KVgFe69w", "text": "3.5 stars.\n\nGood breakfast grub here, my friends.  And reasonable as well.  I had the western omelet which at Ann's includes onion, green pepper, tomato, cheese and ham.  Maybe mushroom too.  Anyway, it was really good.  It came with home fries and toast.  \n\nBasic, tasty and filling diner style food at a reasonable price.  I would absolutely keep them in mind for a quick and satisfying breakfast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QuZbJquRtbY9O9JrB9NpxQ", "date": "2008-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "w1GLeq6HPYsWm3U1Pi5U9A", "text": "uggghhh... LONG BLACK CURLY HAIR embedded in my home fries. \n\nblehhhhhhh. \n\nim sure ive eaten a good amount of hairs by now, but do i have to SEE it, glaring back at me, all oily with bacon fat?\n\ntime to try sunny side cafe on north side.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ii6CknnN2zytqDiR7YYs0w", "text": "The wait was a bit long for diner food, but at those prices, I shouldn't complain.  What I can complain about is the total lack of seasoning in the food.  There wasn't the slightest hint of salt or spice in anything we ate.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jkiinjUy8RUZKzW5gBpXNg", "date": "2010-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I8IgX0nJEeKZA6GemwS7pw", "text": "I agree, the portions for breakfast here are HUGE and cheap-er than Denny's. Oh and I think the pancakes I got were wheat which was a healthy surprise. Also, I normally don't like pancakes because they're usually made too soggy for me. Ann's does it right! \n\nI came here with my friend who recommended it for breakfast. She also said she loves their house potatoes. I've had better. The potatoes (there are pictures) are just pan fried? Maybe with some salt, but I've had some where they put some onions/garlic to flavor them. I needed lots of ketchup to make the potatoes edible - at least to my tastes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sBswn4u5KkmMyWVCV8mTrA", "date": "2009-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LtH9xx6m1EqlhldQldL8sQ", "text": "This place rocks. I've been going for years. So cheap, and so good! I always get 2 eggs, toast and home fries. I think its $3.65! You will be TOO full if you eat the whole thing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4HT4YWJhIW-mtwvfLQPrBg", "date": "2007-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QDX-FHnMUsF7VifdEQowqQ", "text": "I love breakfast foods, especially on the weekends.  Davey R. says it's the \"country girl\" in me, and I don't argue.  I wandered into Ann's in search of a place to fill up with a solid breakfast and to use their free wi-fi to start on a big work project.  \n\nI walked up to the counter and ordered my standard breakfast meal--which happens to be #1 at Ann's;  2 eggs, potatoes, toast and bacon, plus I ordered an orange juice.  Looking at the board above the counter, I thought what I had ordered was $3.95 plus the price of the orange juice.  (What a deal, I thought!)  When she told me my bill had come to $10.15, I was surprised.  Over $10 for a pretty basic breakfast seemed pretty steep to me.  What I didn't realize was that my side of bacon cost me an extra $2.45.  That board of theirs is a bit tricky!\n\nI went back to my table to wait for my food thinking I probably wouldn't be back.  The environment at Ann's is pretty basic and not especially comfortable.  My orange juice was served in a broken plastic cup.  $10.15--really?  I'm happy to pay that much for breakfast at nicer establishments with inviting environments, but Ann's is not that place.  \n\nI was already writing this review in my head (because I just could not get over the mix-up with the cost of the meal) when my name was called.  And when I saw my plate, I wasn't upset about the $10.15 anymore.  Maybe it was the satisfaction of my hunger that helped me get over the misleading sign, the price of the meal, and the broken plastic cup.  But Ann's actually has a great breakfast.  My plate was heaping with eggs, potatoes, crispy bacon  and toast.  The potatoes were served with green onions on top (yum, yum) and the potatoes were crispy on the outside and perfect in the middle.  I asked for my eggs poached--which apparently Ann's doesn't do, but over medium they were pretty good.  \n\nI did have problem with the wi-fi and ultimately didn't stay for much longer than the time it took me to consume my huge meal.   Overall though, Ann's is a nice little breakfast spot.  Just watch out for prices on that tricky board!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M7PpfiTyd_cxkGnPsMShzg", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rPIPdb42R2aZjlc1wr29cg", "text": "I love love love this place!\n\nIts a basic breakfast and brunch place, but what it does it does so well.\n\nThe food itself is what one would expect from a breakfast menu and the portions are more than decent.  You can mix and match, get a dever omelet ect. ect ect.\n\nWhy not five stars? \nThe seating was always an issue for me, the line can sometimes curl around your the place where you are sitting and i never liked people watching me eat.\n\nIt is also a nice place to people watch", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WMlUtWZ28yTv0iUD4XAeBA", "date": "2010-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "J1bChpn_thKQrs_QhP0yjQ", "text": "Are you hung over, early for class, or skipping class?  These are the only reasons you would be looking for breakfast near UC Berkeley.  This place will probably make you happy in any event.  I had eggs, homefries, toast, apple butter, and sausage.  It was good. \n\nParking will probably be hard, but they do validate.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qu8CAL1egblZ38yPBkfD_A", "date": "2007-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KZ_vUoyLT0Lldmjl-nK4Tw", "text": "I'd like to try the breakfast food here because I suspect it will be better than the lunch meal I had. It was a salad and half sandwich. Tasty but not as healthy as I was hoping-- the bread had butter or oil and had been grilled. Took me by surprise. It was kind of hard to communicate clearly with the woman at the counter but it was even harder (and more amusing) for my friend with a thick German accent. \n\nWorthy of another try, probably the breakfast next time around. Will update accordingly!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0vCffWO7AQKdZtoP_9ZTIA", "date": "2007-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "E8YX9D3nRfGdFhP07xFDTw", "text": "This place is definitely cheap. I got an omelet with tomato and cheese with potatoes and toast for around 5 dollars. Cha ching! Service is very fast too. I placed my order then scurried back to my car to put more money in the meter and came back within 10 minutes and my food was already waiting for me. \n\nAs for the food itself...it's decent. They definitely skimped on the tomatoes and cheese in my omelet, and it wasn't cooked well in some places. The potatoes were good, and I liked that the toast came with apple butter. Portions are generous, especially given the price. The atmosphere here is plain, kinda dining hall style, especially with the busing your own table part :P", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0yQNL0ne6hiM9VwLw4zh7g", "date": "2010-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WGSy8QlY1vn5lpCNJTOLxA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "iNwI0m8HApoztBr0uyANkg", "text": "Top Pick: French Toast Deluxe\n\nI love eating breakfast, whether in or out, but it puts a dent in my wallet. Fortunately, breakfast meals here come in large portions and is super cheap! I can almost never finish a plate by myself. Breakfast is served all day, but there are other items like sandwiches, pastas, and soups. If you go too early in the day, the soups will not be ready yet. The omelettes can get a little runny, but they taste pretty good. The breakfast entrees are highly recommended and the pasta entrees are highly discouraged. Truth is, I can probably make every item on the menu, which is why I generally choose to eat at other breakfast places. However, it does feel homey here and it's not because I live so close to it.\n\nBy the way, the apricot and grapefruit juice on the menu is just canned Kern's. I knew it was too good to be true!\n\nAlso, the new red awning looks much better than the tattered old blue one.\n\nAlso, cash only!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0pKb_2bNG6ZJ9hO8uZwsNg", "text": "Probably the cheapest place you can get a well rounded meal in Berkeley. Granted its full of carbs and fried goods but for $4 you can't whine. The menu variety is pretty good and the food actually taste good (probably better than what anyone can make for $4). Plus, they have tea it's like eating in some Chinese province. This place is a 5 star, top notch restaurant for all the Shylocks out there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2008-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1FvA-o27crZLaQih0naL9Q", "text": "I'm a little creeped out by the last thing I ordered there.  The teriyaki chicken in \"combo 2\" is half a whole chicken, smothered in teriyaki - bones and all.  I've come to expect that teriyaki chicken from places like this be pieces of meat (without bones) covered in teriyaki sauce - usually a pretty safe thing to order.  What's creepy about it is that you're getting about half a bird for $4.  What's wrong with this meat that they can sell it to you for so cheap?  \n\nI'll probably come back in a budget crunch, but won't be ordering that.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9flQa-l4e_AjOl_lMyW80w", "date": "2009-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "37UuZeC6atrPVgzpUyr3Sg", "text": "My last two years of high school, I happily lived off of two hole-in-the-wall places in Shanghai. Both places were dirt cheap and piled on MSG like no other, and they were GREAT. Then again, I'm pretty much immune to the effects of MSG and thankfully didn't have the itchy scalps/painful kidneys suffered by some of my friends. Thanks for the iron stomach, China!\n\nThis place is in the same spirit. It isn't as cheap -- I don't think you can beat 10RMB bowls of noodles in CA -- and it isn't as good, but if I can get a giant plate of edible ma po tofu, a small bowl of egg drop soup (however corn starchy), and a coke for under $5, I'm a happy camper indeed.\n\nFun fact: one of the first places my Cal alum ('98) sister recommended in Berkeley was this place for their affordable ma po tofu.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "08STwMQ1HFmNbMavYOrUAg", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3lbUMO7c6zro86njxrNmCw", "text": "[A-only review]\n\nAs a Cal alum, whenever I think of Euclid Ghetto, I get all warm fuzzies inside.  By the time I graduated, I probably had over 100+ meals at TC Garden.  The family that owned the restaurant even offered me a tab, but I kindly refused.\n\nThe chicken and black bean sauce over rice is my favorite meal.  The portion is decent, but the price is really want makes this place a must-visit on the North Side of Berkeley.  Another one of my favorites is the chicken chow mein--not a super risky dish for a Chinese person, but I love its black pepper-taste!  I can't resist!  It's like a pepper explosion in my mouth!\n\nIf you're ever on the North Side-- the geek side of campus-- stop by and you might be pleasantly surprised.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gVf6ecTsJJH-PFl2t-V6vw", "date": "2007-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8StPg9gQHWzpfj3DBNjbRg", "text": "Seriously, the only reason I EVER eat here is because I'm broke or because they are the few places open on the Northside in the morning. The food is edible, they give pretty decent size portions, and it's CHEAP. I tried their scrambled eggs with beef over rice, thinking that it would be that juicy scrambled egg mix thing at Chinese restaurants. But nope, it was like a fried egg, except it wasn't fried....it was like a fried egg that became soggy type of texture.\n\nBut you know what, food is food when you're poor I guess.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "XpuNEgQPFBe0se9Agpprgg", "date": "2010-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "93Kgp5_w572cHmo46B7_0w", "text": "I think I just ate in a trailer. You know, the ones construction workers use. Had plastic chairs inside, was crowded and my food took forever! They are cash only. The soup was too watery. The fried rice was ick. I enjoyed my coke, filled up on that and walked out leaving a mostly uneaten dish. I should have given it to the homeless man waiting outside.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2011-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "94L0bluBH9i5FwK_GuLTqg", "text": "It's cheap and taste like crap but if you're hungry and its late it'll do. I recommend the hot and sour soup, it's huge and filling and you can't screw up hot and sour soup.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AvwXWRB9XWqRe_Mi-sl9uQ", "text": "The actual restaurant is kind of not-nice; I could see it easily belonging in Chinatown. Lots of formica tables and plastic lawn chair-type chairs.\n\nIn terms of food, I've only ever ordered the Ma Po Tofu, but they make the BEST Ma Po Tofu I've had outside of Asia. AND, really cheap - like $4-5!! Restaurant people are really nice too, and patient when I'm trying to decide what I want (even though I always end up with the Ma Po Tofu).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b1CHrPUPJHPgJF_cdHeahQ", "text": "With so many good Asian and South Asian restaurants in the east bay, there is no reason to go here. The last and only time I ordered from TC, I had just moved to Berkeley and didn't know about Yelp or other restaurants beyond Euclid.\n\nFirst off, the restaurant looked dirty. It is against healthcode to store ingredients directly on the floor, but there was definitely rice and some other dry goods on the floor in my direct line of vision. That should have tipped me off, but I was too hungry.\n\nI ordered a typical beancurd homestyle dish. Supposed to be a good mix of savory and spice, but instead I got rubbery tofu that tasted like it had been dipped in handsoap then covered in chilis. It was horrible. Maybe other dishes are better, but I don't have any aspirations of trying again any time soon.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "o4hcF-dNYwaIIE1jP6zmlw", "date": "2008-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bdUbw-UQXl6WI3vkRyMRFw", "text": "As a student I am willing to sacrifice taste for cheapness, but I have my limits. TC Garden is my limit.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "B0y3xh12x1OqEzP01va1ow", "date": "2008-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BkEWbTHYI-sVe8Q6iLJeqw", "text": "Chinese Food at its worst, but still edible.\n\nSo why are they still in business?\n\nHungry asian engineering students who need to eat just to get by!\n\nDon't expect authentic tastiness, but do expect to get a large meal for very little money.  I have to admit, I've had my fair share of meals here =(: Schezuan Eggplant, Beef Noodle Soup, Ma-Po Tofu.  These dishes are decent for a lunch if your mind is too fixated on a problem set or research problem to notice what you're eating.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "buuHBnQtSs_Vk17Q_HgxSA", "text": "SO BAD. It's all fried and greasy and the old lady who takes your order has terrible hearing and yells at you. The place itself is kinda nasty too (you can usually tell what the person before you ate based on the bits of food scattered on the tables), but I guess it does add to the authentic asian cuisine experience ... HOWEVER the place is really cheap and pretty close to campus, so people go there anyways.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DF1OO_XDJNALn4TB0HaOcQ", "text": "Let's be honest, the food here sucks. It's generally tasteless and super oily. BUT the food here is also incredibly cheap. I usually get the house special fried rice or special #2. You can't go anywhere else in Berkeley and get this much food for so cheap. \n\nGranted, I have to douse everything in hot sauce for it to have any sort of taste and I always leave feeling really disgusting. BUT, i always leave really full. \n\nSo with TC garden, you take the good with the bad. \n\nPros:  cheap - big portions - right next to Etcheverry hall \nCons: no taste - sketchy ingredients - generally kind of gross", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vn7JtT64IYTKFbqJ5vvKAQ", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DVFgQKSiVIKVAvZ1GTwxhw", "text": "For less than $5 a meal, what can you expect? It's not great, pretty tasteless most of the time, but for a hungry engineer on a budget, nothing beats a meal here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BFZkrEH5dyUbLQKWZdeLiw", "date": "2009-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eb1Ppoh4Yq9t1_EySJaxsg", "text": "If you only have 4 dollars and want a lot of food, tc garden is the place to be. Its not the greatest chinese food, but the prices are unbeatable.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DYBe8YKnn8-74F1Z8B2cvA", "date": "2010-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EIyNKQraH4Q6j85AJ5G8aw", "text": "I generally don't like eating chinese food at restaurants because I like my moms cooking back home, but this place makes me really dislike chinese fast-food. It's super cheap, but its just not worth getting a stomach ache over. \nEverything tastes like its been doused with msg and mixed with cornstarch. mehh", "stars": 1, "user_id": "eQ6n_YWt98INn2DHZBSRag", "date": "2011-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eq6kna30gRiL54ZW0BeJUA", "text": "I seriously do not know how this place can possibly stay in business, not because it's bad (it's perfectly adequate), but because everything they sell here is so cheap. If you decide to eat in, you get tea, soup, and w/e you order, and most of the stuff is like 4.00-4.35 tax included. All i can say is that their profit margins must be razor thin...\n\nAnyway, the food is certainly nothing special. I've had Curry Chicken (very bland), Mushroom Chicken (not too bad actually), and Fried Rice (they don't give you as much as with other stuff). However, the portions are fairly large, and you get that other stuff with it as well, so all in  all it's quite a good deal.\n\nIf you're super picky about Chinese food (or any kind of food for that matter) I don't know why you'd be eating at a place with 4 dollar entrees anyway, but you should probably stay away.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "56HrzaFh2WGH8yB50YBSvg", "date": "2009-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FaBx_r14pwrPfV59mJYnAg", "text": "This place is somewhat decent, edible at least, but definitely sub par.  I went there many times with some classmates and was happy because I got a good amount of remotely good food for next to no money.  The service is great - very friendly and quick.  Unfortunately good service can't make up for bad food like bad service can ruin good food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PeUUUkamLC0JEx-USQVWtQ", "date": "2007-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fl-jYOwaSHTftgpmCPnoPA", "text": "Not very tasty, but it's cheap food that gets you filled. I've tried a few dishes here like beef with bitter melon, mapo tofu, and short ribs, but my favorite is their number two special, which is a large chicken drumstick over fried rice with fried wontons. The large chicken drumstick is glazed deliciously with some sort of plum sauce, but the rice is forgettable and bland, and the wontons are sometimes cracked so they leak a large amount of the frying oil which is somewhat nasty.\n\nIt's certainly not the healthiest place to live, nor the tastiest, but if your on north side and need a quick eat, TC is pretty quick and cheap.\n\nWhen you order, you get a small bowl of soup brought out to you which is kinda nice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2010-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FnSCT-snq56muDl0bvheSg", "text": "This reminds me of Mardarin House on Southside, but a lot cheaper. I saw the menu with lots of $3-$5 meals.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-ieOEQ4dZKGfavfHnx0kwQ", "text": "Even if it is cheap, I don't think it tasted good at all. On a positive note, it didn't give me food poisoning like Mandarin House at south-side's Asian ghetto. Still though, pretty bad. I might have been getting all the wrong things (but how can you mess up chow mein?).\n\nI tried the daily specials on different occasions, but to my dismay, I usually left hungry for more with my mouth really dry from the MSG, and also a really disgusting feeling. Bad food and not enough food! Writing this review makes me cranky and cringe. Bah-humbug.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jF1no_KYUy9TDogojuo1sg", "text": "This one goes out to all of my former homies (I am no longer a CS Major) who spend endless nights suffering in the dark crevices of Etcheverry Hall, and the depths of the sodaless Soda Hall...\n\nIf you need food, and only have 5 bucks, TC Garden is the option for you. They have several combination platters, ranging from the generic sweet/sour option, to the adequate rice dishes with meat, you can find a Huge meal for you for under 5 Doal-Lar. \n\nThis place gets 4 stars based on 3 things:\n\n1. The food isn't bad\n2. The food is cheap\n3. The food is near the engineering buildings\n\nTherefore, GET THE FOOD!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "utaJvh52C_-WjflPpCUFLg", "date": "2010-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jF6AnPL3_-pfcW_kWIYFTA", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 5\nService: 3\n\nI used to come here at least 2-3 times a week. The food is ridiculously cheap (~4 for most dishes after tax). After getting bored of their #1, I started ordering from their specials, which was slightly better. They're also very convenient, and I typically would order on the phone, pick it up 10 minutes later, and then be on my way. I still go here occasionally, and I usually get their daily special or dry bean curd with pork.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jvwb1kpFdat_PMXvW2zGhw", "text": "Great Sweet and Sour Chicken plate with fried rice, soup, and egg roll.  The food here is a great value, with said plate coming in at below $5 and it also has that old fashioned home-cooked sense about it.  The other dishes with meat or tofu served over rice are also good, very basic, but good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k4vque3Xu0kzwwQRAHKxHg", "text": "Great place for poor students like myself\nmost dishes are around 5 bucks and the taste is ok\n\nthe service is great\nmost employers are very friendly \nonce they even gave me free bowl of white rice :D\n\nEven though the place isn't that clean, well it's Berkeley...\nif you can't stand this, you should consider living somewhere else", "stars": 4, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KAQlkgvY_cEUV0KfPlYMDg", "text": "This is not great Chinese food.  Their fried dishes are kinda gross.  The reason you should eat here is that it's cheap, fast, close to campus, has generous portions and-- if you order right, not too bad.  If you stick to dishes consisting of meat and vegetables in sauce you'll do OK.  \n\nThe one thing I'll actually go out of my way for here is the mapo tofu.  The mapo tofu here is nice and spicy and doesn't skimp on the pork.  The only thing I'd fault it on is that it's lacking Sichuan peppercorns.  But what I like is they do a good hearty down-home rendition of a dish which all too often is spoiled through Americanization.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a81DaSpFM37y0NCD-PqeBQ", "date": "2009-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KMQ85ZHoIebfu7jeLRhckg", "text": "In this category of food service (cheap, Chinese), it's as good as it can get. Cheapest meals ever that are surprisingly tasty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8semFLyTQ2VVB_UoS-qyOg", "date": "2012-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kUte2hrdujoV78eMFWDzvg", "text": "This is the best food for 5 bux or less. Yea, there are some dishes that aren't so good, but you'll figure them out ( the sweet and sour pork comes to mind). I get the daily special when I come for lunch, but they usually sell out before dinner. I also recommend the dried bean curd, string beans, duck noodle soup, or the BBQ chicken special (the last item is not great on taste but amazing on value given what a large piece of meat it is for the price). I've been eating here at least a few times a week for the past year and a half. I probably come here more like 5 times a week since few places are open on Sundays on the North side. Also, you'll find that some dishes aren't as good a value since they will be 90% white rice.\n\nTake-home: Way better than other Chinese food at this price point", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ah-3E0Dmer3MSjmRffFy_A", "date": "2010-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M-z2AOL9U0eLOsc66D-Bcg", "text": "I've eaten here more times then I can remember, and all I can say is that this place is SO CHEAP. You can get a complete meal (with some leftover) for around $4, which is completely ridiculous. \n\nNow of course, the quality isn't spectacular, you really get what you pay for. However, the people that work there are generally pretty nice and I've never had an order messed up here before (unlike Steve's Korean BBQ). They generally get very busy during lunch hours so it may vary between 5 minutes for your food to over 15 minutes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ESHoEekOXQuH0pHAtlkdA", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nxyeYSz0vjbMvJjMMEqeFQ", "text": "I had rock-bottom expectations of the Northside Food \"Ghetto\" and suffice it to say, I was STILL disappointed... hahaha. This restaurant easily makes the top 5 for lowest prices in Berkeley. Unfortunately, you do get what you pay for. I ordered in Chinese and I have to say that my food did not come out in some kind of amazing, special, delicious form as another reviewer kind-of, sort-of implies. And if it did, then i'm thankful I did not get what the non-Chinese speakers eat... hahaha.\n\nI ordered the beef noodles and the beef was very.. uh... non-traditional. The noodles were also cheaply made and the broth was watery. If you are low on money and high on hunger, go here... I guess... or you could walk to the Little Mandarin on Shattuck cause that place is cheap AND kicks ass.\n\nFree tea and a mint at the end of your meal.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7a0ZHoFfaIafUC7mnVHw1w", "date": "2010-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O3mch7uW8oiBorK-v8WopQ", "text": "Pros:\nFast +1\nChinese food less than $5 +1\nTaste somewhat like panda express.\nonly Chinese restaurant in the north side.\n\nCons:\nTheir daily special is yuck! ( don't try the one w/ a chicken leg!)\nThe guy (cashier, new owner?) never smiles.\nLimited seats.\nOily food", "stars": 2, "user_id": "b46m-0uCf07pVOmbynolGw", "date": "2008-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OBxu5sO8KETAcqeE2YXo1g", "text": "TC Garden is:\n1) Fast\n2) Cash Only BUT super cheap\n3) Close to Berkeley Engineering Buildings \nthus it's always full of hungry Berkeley engineers. \nKeep in mind that I didn't say anything about it being actually good Chinese food. \nIt's edible and doesn't look bad. If anything the copious MSG makes it taste pretty good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rz_TqU1qK1iDAk03TH7z2Q", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qYN9Q4Z7x8WU7dgYFrysAQ", "text": "This place is pretty reliable for mediocre Chinese food.  Not including Panda Express style buffets, this is probably the cheapest Chinese food in Berkeley.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rFSO2bkmO55IB6q2cvUNTQ", "text": "Great owner! love this place! you can customize your food quite a lot if you know what you are doing, they are really flexible =]", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q0JEKCz1enNV6jFVEmdKlg", "date": "2011-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-RS_5NZ8y4XJZ_xO58iK0w", "text": "I used to come here quite often for undergrad. The food wasn't out of this world but had this home cooked feeling that you kept coming back to. \n\nI loved getting the duck noodle soup, rice dishes, or their specials. The service was generally pretty good too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QF4DNvII6tRDI0mDj9ecBQ", "date": "2010-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sa9szKfEw3u9s71WS7q8Og", "text": "This place kinda sucks. I've only eat here a few times, usually getting some kind of special on their menu. The only thing good about this place is that food is damn cheap. I guess the owners are nice too.  If you're hungry and out of cash, drop by this place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "R9nUGtkEIJoLJX-z-TKI6g", "date": "2007-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SmUXLAJhDPMX7gCxzaJQHw", "text": "Soo.... whenever I come here, I am broke. Let's just put that out there. So really, it is starve or get some $4 meal here. \nBUT. When I make better egg flower soup, you know its crap.\nAlso a bee attacked me here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rb3ujWPPnhvvshHJzD6Uhg", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Swq58ZdsLdZ5piB6u8IbKQ", "text": "I wouldn't risk my health for such cheap food.\n\nPay a couple dollars more and eat at the Vietnamese place next door, which has fresher and better tasting food.. And they give huge portions, which if split into two meals is a cheaper.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TPdrXycznuyfcn0RxOgsCQ", "text": "So everything there basically tastes the same regardless of what you order. The fried rice combo was deadly. The rice was so dried and it lacked major flavor. I mean, seriously, can you care to give a little more flavor? either way, i am happy for the price and the amount of food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uccIKTmX_XijXMymRI3TaA", "text": "Great value! For less than $5 (mine was only $4.50 after tax) you get a HUGE plate of good food. It's ridiculously CHEAP and very, very filling. The portion is enough for two meals for me. \n\nI'm comparing it with the Mandarin House Restaurant in Durant Food Court (aka the Asian Ghetto) in the southside. Same quality, but Mandarin House is $1-2 more expensive. I'd rather come here instead. \n\nMy review here is for their VEGETARIAN dishes only (I'm now trying to stay away from Chinese restaurant's greasy meat coming from questionable sources). As far as the veggie dishes go, I'd give 3 stars - decent, OK quality, reasonably tasty.  \n\nService is decent. The lady who served me was nice. She DID smile and was, in fact, quite friendly! \n\nGO if you're insanely hungry and you can eat an elephant. GO if you want a super cheap, super filling and reasonably tasty meal. ** Sit outside if you can, as it's ugly and plain inside, and it gets stuffy.  In a typical weekday lunchtime, you'll see lots of nerdy students coming from the Engineering, math and science dept around there. Enjoy the food, and feel the Berkeley Geek Vibes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sjEHKb8HIFmynClwfpamlg", "date": "2010-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UPkh7Fz7oSUx3b1hFavhUw", "text": "As far as I can tell, TC Garden offers the cheapest meal on campus.  The quality leaves something to be desired, but when you're looking for greasy American Chinese food at a damn good price, TC Garden delivers with a smile.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2008-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v_0pli_R2-GwFWevaz42SA", "text": "I would say...expect what you get at a shopping mall food court. Actually, a little less than that.\n\nThey have \"Chinese\" food and burgers.\n\nI ordered the garlic chicken plate because the girl at the counter recommended it. I hated it. The chicken was dry and the rice was drier.\n\nAlso, I hate places that water down the Shriracha sauce because they are being stingy. OMG I can't stand it.\n\nOrder late night pizza or Nude Sushi instead! :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pWLW9r0Z25HvQFsnzXBwYg", "date": "2008-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YJctdLpGY8fTlYoVklmCxQ", "text": "This place was 5 stars in the good old days (I even had a tab!), but the ownership has changed (the wonderful owner finally retired...oh well, all good things have to come to an end).  Still, a nice cozy place with consistent food and warm service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jiU8O5J3qqv-mOKjxX4yjw", "date": "2009-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3HADsZQ393eFtcp1LjGiRg", "text": "Mediocre chinese food for absurdly cheap prices.  Absolutely the only reason to go here is if you are working on the North side of campus and are hungry for lunch - the place is full of engineering students with no gastronomical inclinations and even less money.  \n\nI have noticed that if you order in Chinese your food comes out noticeably different and slightly tastier.  I now only go here with my Chinese coworker, and he orders for me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GEi3IpefmKtgOv_shfAclw", "date": "2009-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8eO3PVxoBINPTkYGI8Y3_w", "text": "Arguably the Worst Chinese restaurant near UC Berkeley campus. The food tasted canned, and I am pretty sure it was canned. Every time I come and eat here, I make a new resolution to learn how to cook myself. That's how bad it is. (Actually, I think my cooking may just be better).\n\nIf you wish to have any experience that remotely resembles eating real food, do not come here. \n\nThe only up-side is that this place is cheap. But given that most of its ingredient tastes like shyt, it makes total sense.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DzYCk-QXbdd9oRwmQy5ftg", "date": "2012-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AdJTDMPq_PJ3Isr67OslHA", "text": "The wonton soup was mediocre at best... definitely no Banana Leaf. Oh Banana Leaf, how I pine for thee. But anyway, TC Garden. The server spoke no English and told me I couldn't have rice (she meant my soup didn't come with rice, but I didn't bother to argue with her). She was sweet, though, let me sit inside, monopolize a table for an hour and a half and write a paper with journal articles spread everywhere... occasionally muttering to myself or insulting various authors out loud for their faulty assumptions or cultural insensitivity. So, yeah. TC Garden gets an extra star just for knowing their audience and being nice to crazy grad students.\n\nThe place was clean, smelled nice, and the food was inexpensive (the low price was why I chose TC Garden over other restaurants on Hearst + Euclid). Also, all the the windows were open on a beautiful, sunny day... it was a good place to be productive. That counts for something; I'll doubtlessly be back. To the other patrons: I apologize in advance.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CSPP0prHVT_WfYg8b8F8DA", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FTSZunMVUTbvDIoF9s2aGg", "text": "Holy crap this place is cheap. I mean, almost everything on the menu is below 5 bucks. That's unheard of. Unfortunately everything is quite horrible. I got the broccoli chicken, and not only did it fill me up, it made me feel like pasty shit.\n\nNow that I've made you puke in your mouth a little, I'll end my review :D", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wYFUW0WNGpKr5m7uyzZnww", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Jbi1XP1B7E86lcYIoboeCA", "text": "I grew up eating chinese food with my family every weekend in Oakland chinatown. It came to be one of my favorite family traditions, one that I was sad to leave behind when I left for Berkeley. \nOne day, on a whim, I decided to look around the north side asian ghetto, with no particular desire to eat anything. When I saw TC Garden, I felt like Swann biting into a madeleine. \nThe interior decoration -- from the peeling-at-the-corners white paint to the crooked red chinese wall hangings -- triggered a flood of memories within me. Memories of authentically decrepit Oakland Chinatown restaurants (particularly Dragon Terrace, closed by the health inspector. The mark of a good chinese restaurant). \nI was caught by the seductive snares of forgotten love, and TC Garden reeled me in. I ordered vegetable fried rice -- four dollars, including tax.\nIt was good. \nTC Garden exists for me as a memorial -- honoring the chinese food memories of my childhood, without trying to be anything it's not.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WRS77nIc2N1c7C5nh0KFRQ", "date": "2009-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oOf9O27KBHFF3yQfHiCyPw", "text": "The tables are always sticky here...\n\nI don't know how they stay in business. Go for their special #2. It's like half a chicken plus some fried stuff plus some more fried stuff. And it's all under 5 bucks. Plus you get to feel like death afterwards.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zA7__miLFhFsTAzpbSn_9A", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "0vQMW1SQ84aiikHeSYfxzQ", "text": "NOTE: I'm basing this on my memories of this place, when I was a student at Berkeley and lived in the Foothill dorms.\n\nFood: 0.5 stars.  It gets 0.5 stars because I didn't die after eating here, and the food did provide some meager sustenance to a starving student.  Then again, I think the bark off trees may provide similar nutritional value, and would give TC Garden a run for its money on taste.  And I lied about the starving student bit... I always ate well.  In short, this place is completely horrible.  It's not mediocre, it's just HORRIBLE.  My memories of this place consist of eating burnt \"fried rice\" that literally tasted like the non-stick Teflon coating on their woks (or whatever they are using in the kitchen... maybe garbage can lids?).  This place is to be avoided at all costs.  Even Mandarin House in the Ghetto is better... that should speak volumes about this place...\n\nAmbiance: 1 star.  In short, there is none.  The place is tiny and cramped.  If you must eat here, get it to go.\n\nService: 2.5 stars.  Nothing good or bad here.  Maybe I should ding them because they don't warn you about or apologize for the crap you're about to eat.\n\nValue: 3 stars.  If TC had any appeal, and that's a big if, it's that it's cheap.  Really cheap.  I recall it being $4 or sub-$4 cheap.  But like they say... you get what you pay for... and that's why it really isn't a deal at all...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "OXt5lsj1AIpTvGbPPYzF4A", "date": "2010-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-8hyfcra4tcF0-3K12bntQ", "text": "Bottom line; quantity over quality. They give very good portions, but the food is extremely oily and pretty unhealthy. Average item on the menu is 4-5$ to.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CI4b52IuMFqILoieqAcwtQ", "text": "I'm a little surprised by the poor reviews here...\n\nThis was my first Northside Asian Ghetto experience and I must say it was a pretty good one, comparable to Vietnam Village over in the Southside Asian Ghetto. I mean, it's not a 4-star in that it's the best Chinese food I've ever had (and that's tough to beat, since I AM Chinese and know what good is), but the price comparison with the taste and quantity is pretty darn good.\n\nMy friend and I wanted to check out Gomnaru originally, but since it was our first time to this Asian Ghetto, we didn't know that half the restaurants are closed on Sat/Sun. TC Garden was one of the only ones open, and we decided to go for it since it seemed cheap and decent.\n\nWe decided to split a House Special Chow Fun and Minced Pork & Bean Sauce Noodles (Za Jiang Mien for the Chinese), and it came out to be $4.75 per person including tax! Wow. What a steal! But, was it going to be a Sun Hong Kong experience? (that's another cheap Chinese food place, and it seriously is BAD, not even worth the cheap price) I cringed at the possibility, but it was worth a try.\n\nAfter waiting about 5 min, our food came out and we took it to go. When I finally got around to eating it 20+ minutes later, I ate the za jiang mien first and really enjoyed the thick noodles and yummy sauce. That sustained me for about 40 minutes of studying, and then I gave in and ate my share of the chow fun. It was good - tastes similar to the Vietnam Village one, except maybe slightly more flavor. The House Special has different meats in it, including pork, chicken, and beef, so that was really nice. Portions are large, like Vietnam Village. Probably enough for 1.5 meals.\n\nI give it 4 stars not because it's like Great China's food, but because this is definitely a place I would come back to again for a cheap lunch/dinner that doesn't taste awful like Sun Hong Kong's food. Plus, service is friendly (that doesn't affect my rating though, since you should know not to expect good service at Chinese restaurants =P)! I had a pretty yummy and very filling dinner for only $4.75!!! If only Northside Asian Ghetto wasn't so far away for me...(I live on Southside)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2008-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ih_I_Q1ld-CrWG3J5TZ3Hg", "text": "I guess this place is definitely a hit or miss with most people. For me, it suffices as a place to get decent (and VERY cheaply priced) Chinese food while I suffer through classes in the Northside dungeon (read: Etcheverry). I'd recommend getting some of their off the menu items, like their Spicy Sichuan fish with rice and their Eggplant and Pork with Rice. Their beef noodles aren't that bad either, and everything is under $5 after tax. Of all the places in the food court area, I'd say that this is the place to get the best bang for your buck. If you don't really like salty/spicy food though, take your business elsewhere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a6Uhd5nJ1k-shIOWsjnEkw", "date": "2009-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JPUFejZYOzeZf621vACysw", "text": "My standards of quality go way down when I'm only paying $4 for a meal, but combo #3 always hit the spot when I wanted a quick, cheap and filling meal between cramming sessions in Etch. The food's not really memorable, but the service is always friendly and quick.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KN2uuygp1ZcBoKM7qGA74Q", "date": "2007-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nBMCN_-85SqTjRxiewC9EA", "text": "I used to go here everyday for lunch since they have so many cheap items on their menu. My favorite is there combo two item with the fried rice, deep friend won tons and a very large piece of chicken all for just 5 bucks, which also includes a small bowl of soup. I ordered the chow fun here, which I dont like. Another one I like is the chicken with black bean sauce, which I think is good, the green bell peppers on there are crunchy and fresh tasting and only costs 4$ which includes tax.\n\nOne thing I really didn't like about this place is when I order something with beef. There barely is any. Maybe amount 5 to 6 pieces of very small portions of beef and a bunch of every else. You'll probably be more satisfied ordering the chicken, which they dont mind giving you a large portion of, but it tastes like one of those frozen chickens you boil from your local grocery store.\n\nI will probably eat here again many times because its only a block away from campus and very convenient for my wallet. sometimes I use a whole bunch of change and dont have to worry about tax because I order the 4$ item. This place is a preference for me over southside's chinese express, which is the cheaper chinese take out of south side because it tastes better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eSovBfz8diIbXYamn5U95Q", "date": "2010-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "k8YzgaToWOHnH2nk4hJ-kQ", "text": "I eat here at least once a week and am always happy.\nThe service is very good.  I define very good as getting attention as soon as I walk through the door.  I don't care if they don't smile.  Which is good, because they never smile. \nThe food is also very good.  All I ever get is the Chicken Chow Mein and Scrambled Egg Chicken and I like both of them.  \nThe prices are excellent.  Nothing is more than $5 and the portions are very large.\nService is slow, though still faster than La Vals or La Burrita, during the peak 12:00-1:00pm weekday time, but that is understandable.  If you come ~11:45 you'll get your food in a couple minutes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LCad7g1xvZKWyLYkPt_Lvw", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SDwEcnA2oT5FVFjvgh5VJg", "text": "Great, CHEAP, large portions of Chinese food.  The seating / decor is pretty ghetto but you can't really complain when you get a meal for less than $5 including tea and soup.  \n\nService is efficient and they prepare the food really quickly.  Quality of the food varies greatly on what you order.  I tend to stick with the steamed rice / stir fry dishes as I think they're tastier.\n\nFinally, I love the guys that work there.  They're really nice - so much so that when I don't have any money (it's cash only) they let me eat and pay them back a day or two later.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lIEcAG9h-0GgoGquSDtSIg", "date": "2010-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hDjjNCgZaKYP_ABi5SUoBg", "text": "No, TC garden won't receive a michelin star anytime soon -- but thats ok b/c there's no pretense with their food.  WYSIWYG.    \n\nThe worst type of restaurant is one tries to be something it isn't--and thats TC's saving grace -- it doesn't.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CpYy-uIO7V5TY30DnkoeOw", "date": "2009-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jBbFi067iXQ1C-uE6G4fhg", "text": "Terrible. Just terrible. My review stats show that I'm a pretty nice guy when it comes to reviews, so please take me seriously when I give something 1 star.\n\nTC Garden is one of the restaurants located in the Northside Asian Ghetto (as I like to call it), and it benefits from being one of the first restaurants you'll pass from the street. So they already have location going for them. And from one look at the cheap combo meals they advertise from the front, I'm sure you'll be tempted to pick this place, right?\n\nYou would be immediately wrong. Even the cheap prices don't save this place in my opinion. The food I had here was quite tasteless and the rice was overdone! Nothing bugs me more than dried out rice, but come on, you're a Chinese restaurant! Dry rice is unforgivable.\n\nI only went here once and never came again, with good reason.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6-YQRdLcKPAQ9PFRcMnVWg", "date": "2009-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MsFlWc4O7dzmGOlRVPqvNg", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nCame here on a Thursday at 3:30 PM to eat an early lunch because my meal at Pat Brown's was so horribly unsatisfying. Make sure to bring cash! The wait was about 8 minutes for my food to-go, and I snatched a fortune cookie from their little tin by the cashier. I love fortune cookies!\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nCOMBINATION #2: Fried rice, 3 fried wontons, and a huge chicken drumstick [$4.75]\n- They upgraded to 3 fried wontons! I remember only getting 1! The little pouch of fatty meat is so horribly yummy, and the oily crispiness is divine. They also drizzle them in sweet-n-sour sauce.\n- Fried rice is meh. No green onions, which is a pity, just a few specks of carrot and egg.\n- Chicken leg is so worth it for $4.75. It's huge, and the meat isn't too dry (not too moist either, but hey, it's $4.75!). They slather it in sauce, and depending on your luck, the skin won't be too burnt and crispy.\n- If you eat here instead of to-go, they give you a small bowl of MSG-y soup that has tofu and egg in it.\n\nI've also had their cashew chicken entree, which I don't recommend because the squash tastes rubbery and bitter, and there isn't that much chicken, and an eggplant dish, which I do highly recommend because they sauteed the eggplant just right.\n\n|| O V E R A L L ||\n\nYes, the quality of the food aint too hot. Apparently, it gave one of my friends diarrhea. But from the 6 times or so that I've eaten here, I haven't had any digestion discomforts, and I'm able to walk away satiated and sometimes with leftovers for under $5. On a college student budget, that is an amazing deal. Their service isn't the cheeriest, but the waitresses are fast and don't ignore you. Come here for their combo 2 and their eggplant dish!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yAT-uLUtjrwgwWIgYN9ewQ", "text": "The thing about TC is that it's cheap food that tastes excellent for its cost. Other Chinese restaurants around Berkeley are either disgusting take-out places or white washed wannabe pan-Asian joints. At TC you can get full off only $4 worth of food, $5 tops. Plus, you get free soup and hot tea. \n\nThe service is a typical Chinese restaurant style service, but slightly better. The main guy at the register is extremely considerate and laid back. There have been several times where I forgot to bring cash, and he just told me to pay him next time I came. Where else in Berkeley can you do that?\n\nThe food itself is really not greasy at all, unless you order something deep fried, in which case what do you expect. I would recommend the Chicken Chow Fun, String Bean Chicken/Beef/Pork, Scrambled Egg Chicken, and the Potstickers.\n\nIn terms of the environment, it's pretty average. It's just like Asian Ghetto on Southside if not cleaner. If you don't mind eating at Asian Ghetto along with trashcans overflowing with to-go boxes, then you won't mind eating here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5EQnJI0p5Jnu0Bjhj4aaQw", "date": "2008-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "mjVxOpaSU5VLkdHXpW8uXA", "text": "Perhaps the cheapest and consequently the most tasteless and insipid Chinese food to ever hit your palate. The chicken used in the poultry dishes is a sickly gray, a challenge to cut with a knife and looks like those old frozen chicken parts that are allegedly exported to Third World countries because they are deemed unfit for First World consumption. However, this place is so cheap that I like to think that the owners have well-meaning, ulterior intentions of instilling in every Berkeley student deficient in common sense (and there's plenty of those) who patrons their restaurant that old adage, \"You get what you pay for.\" But, given the present state of the economy, who isn't willing to pay $4 for a combination plate complete with entree, side, hot soup and tea? Smother your over-fried orange chicken with a generous squirt of Siracha and you'll be good to go. Although I hesitate to say the same for what might happen in the john later on.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cQjj-h47uUf-X5XIpRIM3A", "date": "2009-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "dDQfjM7ML_0n066iwlSelw", "text": "Its been a year since I've been in Berkeley and probably more than a year and half since I've sat down and chowed down like a muh fucka at this place. I just woke up from a nap and had the hugest craving for this place and shed a tear when I realized I was hundred of miles away. Whoever is giving 2 stars for this place has seriously got some delusions. What are you expecting? Gold flakes in your shark fin soup? Get real homies. This place is all about value living. There is honestly nothing like putting on two winter coats and trekking in the cold to get a piping hot 4 dollar meal. When the plate arrives and all those familiar scents hit your memory banks, you will understand the way of the TC. I would suggest the eggplant by the way.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xBSmyFvGJbKdzMNe7DxWLQ", "date": "2011-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QubIaurz46J3okh23tZd4g", "text": "Sooo cheap.\n$3 for a meal with tea.  \n\nThe owner is a nice guy too; he let me exchange money into quarters for my laundry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zv_TYfqfhIkLXsHoEEuqHA", "date": "2008-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rrQkBHttcAersU4ZCP4yqw", "text": "if you've been programming in soda all day and you're in dire need of a huge leg of chicken, then this is your place.\n\notherwise, no.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "zFdcrwSbH2kzHnjoGa-vwQ", "text": "Let me explain. \n\nIF, and it's a big one (the if), this place was about twice the price that it is, I'd give it ... 2 and a half stars. BUT, look at what you get for what you pay. \n\nSay, if I walk in, get slapped in the face, order the sichuan fish and rice for $4, wait 20 min for my food. it'd be a star. \n\nBut I show up, am greeted warmly, get served tea while waiting (like 2 minutes) for my $4 mushroom chicken or spareribs with rice or beefy thing with an egg on top. That's a, ehh, 4 star experience. \n\nOnce, 5 minutes before I was suppose to get lunch for a group of 15, I dash in at 12:25 and demand $40 worth of food asap. She smiles at me and says no problem. 10 minutes later I walked away with enough food to feed like 25 people. \n\nFo' realz", "stars": 4, "user_id": "24jqkQyAZ7QEL0mUaDc7qg", "date": "2007-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "FpXEFhnGUKcNb_mavSKuMA", "text": "Man ya'll trippin. This place go!\n\nHowever, I am not a fan of trying to get into the crammed packed area because its nestled in with other restaurants and crowds of ppl. I feel like I'm in baby China when I go to pickup my call-in orders. My favorite dish so far is the Eggplant & Chicken over rice! Mmmm soooo tasty A-N-D  it's under $5 bucks.\n\nBest tip:\nAlways call your order in if you don't want to deal with the line!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_PAM1DBWZ6szRLwoT0Fb4Q", "date": "2009-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wIhtFlx1DdDvYH0fjUAtkg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "GACmwDX1k3UsRpwIXQSiuw", "text": "I will admit that TC Garden is terrible. It is bad Chinese food in the worst possible fashion. By that I mean not only is it greasy, but it's flavorless too.\n\nAnd the good part about TC Garden...it's dirt cheap. As in, I can buy an entire dinner of general chicken, broccoli and rice for about $4.50 and still have leftovers. Of course, it's not really good enough where you want leftovers, but that's not the point I'm trying to make\n\nThe chicken looks like the questionable mystery meat from a third world country. The flavors are flat and the texture is chewy for most thinks and crunchy for vegetables\n\nYet  have I eaten there on more than one occasion? Of course. That's what happens when you're a broke college student, live only a block and a half away, and alcohol gets involved. Cash only though, so don't have an embarrassing credit card only experience when trying to order.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2009-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aQQqEJIRTjchRD_jvgWcvw", "text": "The only good thing about this place is that its merely 10 steps from my office. Other than that avoid this place if possible.\n\nWhen getting there directly at noon the fries aren't fresh and never are..you have to practically watch them cook fries to know they are fresh. The prices are very high and quality of food isn't up to par. There are many other places i would recommend other than pat browns. If you can please head over to bears lair for lunch. A much better selection and everything is F R E S H!!\n\nAlso not every cashier knows what to charge so i guarantee you wont pay the same exact price for some items all the time.i have gotten charge different prices for the hot menu many times. Only reason why i might still order it is because i get charged a lower price than the first time..Its always a gamble.\n\nSo basically this place is over priced and food is never always guaranteed fresh. If it takes walking longer to get quality food.. i suggest you get the stepping..  ^_^", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QCUI_oe_uC5C5Eny_ojiPw", "date": "2008-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BES2uGolku-YNtg5SrUR-w", "text": "I love Pat Brown's, simply because its location is so convenient for me (I have classes 5 days a week at GPB). I usually get the hazelnut coffee (which is surprisingly good!), the chicken strips, and the chicken stirfry with brown rice when I want something healthy and filling. If you're looking for a frills-free place to grab a quick snack, I recommend this cafe!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c8xEh97r4tJJwmzr8EEo6g", "text": "Recently re-opened after being remodeled. SO HAPPY it's finally open, I was getting tired of trekking to GBC for lunch. It's a solid on-campus dining option. They take meal points. They serve rotisserie chicken and turkey and things like that, plus salads and sandwiches. And they have a Peet's! Probably my new favorite place to eat on campus (Sorry, Qualcomm.) My only gripe is that it closes early, around 4.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EiKq-7v3_7Dj1Godplfi7g", "date": "2012-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gvwz1rXLfPWIoN97yH3TOQ", "text": "This place is very convenient for me because it is really close to the lab I work at. They sell several food items and beverages like juice and coffee. I've never at here thought, just boughten food items, but it looks like they have a lot of sitting for people not only on the inside but on the outside too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-JqCspcaG7cSt-RnFwPDKQ", "text": "Out of the places that accept meal points on campus, Pat Brown's is the best. \n\nIf you got meal points to burn, and you are on northside, look no further than the PBG.\n\nThey have bomb cheezesteak sandwiches, and are always fully stocked on bentos and other good shit. \n\nThe decor and table space is much better than any other eateries on campus, which is a huge plus. \n\nIf u dont have meal points, i wouldn't recommend eating here, but its still a convenient and comfortable place to chill/study.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jcr5xVkXWqDHdMHGeS0o3g", "date": "2008-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TGT7JrwsoomZMaNaZwD6Gw", "text": "The only redeeming factor for this place is the fact that they load up cheese when you order cheese fries.  Otherwise it's your typical disgusting cafeteria with grease bombs, wilted salads, horrific meat/cheese/veggie combos on premade sandwiches.\n\nI would give 3 stars because the cashiers undercharge me more than they should, and for the cheesy fries.  But their ATM is ALWAYS broken which leaves me starving when I run out of cash.  They need to call someone about that...so 2 stars it is for the awful ATM issues.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "XuqXuswe0zu2235s602-bw", "date": "2009-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WMdwCI-HHbxX3JKC63K7-w", "text": "Mustard was super runny. New cashier needs more.. practice (i.e. or like standing in line for 10 minutes). Again, expensive soda's and like 4-5 bucks for an odwalla. Seriously? No to-go boxes. Refrigerator needs to be colder - my sodas area always lukewarm. \n\nIf I didn't work so close to this place - I'd probably never come back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2010-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YfxGq6BDtAt2jrInx6x8Tg", "text": "Mr. Brown is definitely not serving me my lunch, but when I'm hungry for breakfast, this greasy, fatty grill is calling my name.  Some days I just wake with a craving for Pat's good ole tater tots. Other days on the way back from getting my coffee, the smell of those tater tots being cooked up consumes me, makes my knees weak, and self- restraint becomes completely impossible as my nose leads me in here.  I cave in occasionally, and so do my wonderful co-workers MJ & YG.  We love each other so much we share and save our waistlines tot-by-tot.  \n\nThen there are the days where you feel like you haven't eaten in 3 days and you want it all... eggs, bacon, tots, and toast.  Pat's will load it up for ya.  And when I'm being a good girl, I pick up some oatmeal.   \n\nI give Pat's a solid 4 stars simply for being there, with a smile, within 50 feet of my office with all of its overpriced candy, gum, soda, salads, donuts, ice cream, sushi, weak coffee and accepting my debit card or IOU.  What else would I do when I forget something for the potluck and can bring 8 sushi rolls for $8 and win my co-worker's hearts? Or when I need a 5-hour energy drink? Or donut, or egg n cheese a la McMuffin, or tuna melt, or fries or ...you get my point.  Paying for convenience...  Love ya Pat!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nnmKt0M8TpxoJr9BJbJ75g", "date": "2010-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oG5KxQ_jSp3e7BNZNiaEeA", "text": "The best thing about Pat Brown's is that it's 20 feet from my office.  So it's an emergency stop for the most part.  Like when I forget breakfast in the morning I can get their Basic Bear (tater tots, 2 eggs, toast and coffee) for $3.  Their chicken sandwich is not too bad but everything else on the grill is preety greasy.    They have large selection of drinks and some sandwiches, donuts, chips, fruit, yogurt and granola....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N0Jlk8hnWUr2OfIpOWFz5A", "date": "2007-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uTLWXH55EMCP5AayySZCvQ", "text": "They have annoying summer and break hours closing at 2PM.\nAlso they close early as compared to most campus restaurants: They close at 4PM. I don't know. Do they think science majors don't need to eat after a certain time?\nThe food they make is pretty bad, but they have some prepackaged Cesar salads (thank god) and plenty of odwallas, juices and sodas. \nTheir cookie selection bites. I love oatmeal and if I'm desperate chocolate chip. They always always have peanut butter. Ick.\nThe best thing about Pat Brown's is the outdoor patio which is really lovely on those rare warm Berkeley days\nIf you have 15 minutes this is a great place to stop, but you might be able to make center street and back in 30.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XbhfCZ6psmXMvfD61nrCHQ", "text": "It's a restaurant on a college campus...  There was more than one option for me as a vegetarian which puts it well ahead of a lot of places at a lot of universities.  I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich which was good, albeit not that difficult to make.  The coffee was terrible.  I think I'll walk to Starbucks the next time I want coffee.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dUjWYjb8F-bWeKsS_lMfBg", "date": "2006-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "lkHqVHNtyMQUby8zdco6mQ", "text": "Even though I'm not a big fan of Pat Brown's, I'm nonetheless a slave to it since its only a few steps from my office... arghhh, I hate that my laziness compels me to go to this place\n\nDefinitely, the best thing on the menu here is the cheesesteak... but there really are no fresh healthy options...so if I'm looking to negate my day's workout, this is a place I'd end up going to... \n\nappetizer: greasy fries dipped in ranch dressing or chili cheese, entree: cheese steak ladeled with molten cheddar cheese and onions, dessert: something else you fry the shit out of... beverage:diet coke... since, you know, a girl needs to keep her figure\n\nI know...undergrads at Berkeley are pretty easy to please since the university usually makes them eat pig feed out of troughs at the other cafeterias...(which is why I suspect other people gave it more stars than I have)...  but, as a grad student here whose days of eating pig slop are long gone, I expect a lil' more...\n\nthe only options that can really be considered healthy here are overpriced, prepackaged goods that don't look particularly tastey sitting\non the shelves...\n\nand their coffee... my god... its like they only use one coffee bean per metric ton of hot water to make it... I like my coffee strong, so perhaps that why it displeases me so much... but still, give a bitch a break...  I'd like some coffee in this cup of hot water, please!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "36twaA2Y2BYSMFXYx86EtQ", "date": "2009-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "wNTMfBrsvVHleI8cxO1TKw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "REFA1VguVlwR0KFJWcy7TQ", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nPat Brown's reopened and is no longer a grill, from what I can tell. They now serve healthier foods, and have a Peet's Coffee & Tea imbedded in their store.\n\nI decided to come here between lab and lecture, and I didn't want to go off campus. They took forever renovating this place, so I figured it would be a good place to grab lunch. I also wanted to get some work done, and they have ample indoor seating. But no work was done, because I decided to create this rant post instead of be productive for class.\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nYou have three options eating here:\n\n1) Create your own PLATE: choose any single entree and 2 sides for $7.50\nToday, entrees, included 1/4 herbed rotisserie chicken, rotisserie turkey breast, grilled portobello mushroom, braised tofy, and sunflower cutlet (vegan). Sides include spicy simmered greens, french fries, homemade potato chips, garlic fries (+$1.00), whole grain rice pilaf, steamed white rice, \"baked\" mashed potatoes, creamy polenta, and steamed vegetables.\nSingle entree from $4.50. Half chicken is $6.50, plus two sides is $9.50. Whole chicken is $12.50. Single side is $1.50.\n\n2) Gourmet SALADS: choose lettuce, dressing, and up to 5 toppings for $5.25. Add an entree option for $7.25\nGreens include romaine lettuce, spinach, and spring mix. Dressing includes Caesar, ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, and oil + vinegar. Toppings include cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, pepperocini, shredded carrots, corn, sliced olives, edamame, hard boiled egg, pumpkin seeds, dried cranberries, black beans, croutons. They have something called a PB-T Caeser that has chopped romaine, rotisserie turkey, corn, red onions, black beans, pumpkin seeds, shredded cheddar topped with Caesar dressing.\n\n3) Custom SANDWICHES for $6.25, add a savory side for $7.50 total.\nChoose an entree roast from herbed chicken, turkey breast, daily entree, grilled portobello mushroom, braised tofu, sunflower cutlet (vegan). Choose bread from multi-grain wheat, torpedo roll, artisan roll. Add mayo, whole-grain brown mustard, dijon mustard, oil + vinegar, lettuce, tomatoes, sliced olives, cucumbers, red onions, pickles.\nCheese is an extra $0.75, bacon $1.60, avocado $1.25, extra meat $1.75, hummus $1.\n\nI opted for a gourmet salad because I wanted to practice healthy eating habits. The only thing gourmet about this salad was how incredibly small it was for the price I paid.\n\nI got all three types of greens and asked for cucumbers, carrots, corn, edamame, and eggs. They ran out of corn (really?), and the girl said I could get chicken. I thought it was a hidden topping, so I happily said yes. She drizzled on some sauce, threw in a small slice of bread, and that was that.\n\nWow. This portion would satiate no one. She added maybe 20 leaves of vegetables, 3 cucumber slices, 10 carrot strands, 20 edamame beans, 1/2 of a hard-boiled egg, and 10 strands of chicken. Even worse, the chicken counted as an ENTREE, and I had to pay $7.25 for this miserable MISERABLE meal.\n\nI will say that the chicken was well-flavored, and the bread was tasty and soft. BUT WHAT THE HECK, REALLY? I totally didn't realize how LITTLE I was given until the server tried to close the container...and it was only 1/3 filled. ONE THIRD. THIS IS WORSE THAN GBC. And then I was charge $7.25 for THIS!? REALLY??? It took me 3 minutes to eat the whole thing, and I AM AS HUNGRY AS WHEN I WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR.\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nNot-so-generous servers, small salads. Opt for the plates. The salads and sandwiches are miserably small. MISERABLE.\n\nEDIT: Okay, so the student next to me got the plate entree, which was comprised of 4 small slices of turkey, a few florets of steamed broccoli, and a small heap of mashed potatoes with gravy. IT WAS SMALLER THAN MY SALAD. WHAT IS UP WITH THIS. EVERYTHING IS MISERABLY SMALL. DO NOT VENTURE HERE UNLESS YOU ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES FOR LUNCH AND CANNOT GO A FEW MORE FEET TO OFF-CAMPUS EATERIES. Unless it's for Peet's, which was giving away free samples c:", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0dp2Kvp8rG3yTWzEpm53sw", "text": "A great place to grab a quick bite. Maybe we went here at an off time because they were out of chicken and chorizo so my boyfriend and I both weren't able to have our first pick of pizza. To be fair it was around 4pm but lots of their menu items had chicken on it so it was kind of weird to run out of one of the main ingredients! \n\nI forget what my slice was called verbatim but it was a white pizza with pesto sauce and lots of veggies on top. My boyfriend ordered the chipotle pizza with sausage instead of chorizo (since they ran out of it).\n\nOverall, really cool place with a nice feel. We sat by the window that opens up completely so we got some fresh air and a front seat view of Telegraph. \n\nOne major thing that turned me off though was that our slices were luke warm. When it comes to pizza, it should be piping hot to the point where the cheese is really oozy and melted. \n\nFor the price this place is great but I don't think I'd be going back. I would rather spend a few more dollars for a place that has all ingredients in stock and serves their slices hot.\n\nWorth trying once though if you're in the area!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0gA_3QJLAh_uLg4yJt1YIA", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0eOUgsc0KZeGJa5gqmbJsQ", "text": "Good, inexpensive. Came here upon my visit to UC Berkeley. I actually remember the pizza and also recall wanting more LOL May visit on my next excursion up there :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9CfgDur9vhtnvH43l9FQZg", "date": "2010-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0smu14riJEKOjGoof_t6fw", "text": "Great fast food pizza. Love their vegetarian and pepperoni pizza. Also a great place to sit and people watch while you eat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0HSKM7JrakDWGV6ErjdXKA", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0yQjcAKOCe2Ozn_dUdBTgQ", "text": "Really fast service with reasonable prices, I tend to go here when the lines for other places are too long. The pizza is okay, nothing fantastic, but not bad at all.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yiAGETZ5LDW2sT-B-XQ-Gg", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Cb50KLiXi1kvBPkzTUPFA", "text": "unless it's fresh .. it's not that great. \ngood for its inexpensiveness, though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BgObg7RHVzoApT7e1o-e0w", "date": "2008-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1j6BEQqnDIwiR5nYyWIlrw", "text": "Cmon, its not that bad.  Cheap and quick service.   I always grab a slice if I visit Rasputin next door.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EBCx-v9I16v6fJnrQ_ze1Q", "date": "2005-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1NhgPjb-HsNbaGkXZR4oQg", "text": "Quick, cheap, and inexpensive pizza by the slice. These 3 things earn Blondie's 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8STCVV53bPrUVqrRI-7Y2A", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1oLJHv-tzcrVaFjmHSKcfQ", "text": "I have to say, in the epic Telegraph battle between Fat Slice and Blondie's, I'm going to have to vote for Fat Slice. The sauce and dough just taste funky here. . .I don't know what exactly it is, but things are just not right. There was a weird after taste and the pizza was way too greasy. For the price, I would much rather walk the block or two to Fat Slice and get double the amount of food for the same price.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FOhjx_jUb48JKEMNsrydSw", "date": "2010-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1yV--3Hjk1kv_GLApiTxpQ", "text": "Good and cheap pizza. Late at night is the best time to get it. The ambiance calls for it. Very retro and located right by UC, convenient for me since I was staying in one of the dorms with my sister and friends! Yummy! Bring cash because I think they do not accept credit cards! I like to stick to the usual, pepperoni or sausage means yum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rIlKbwT4_CGq5ghWuwUVYQ", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "20Mrw-foZzjGa2sBQbMMQQ", "text": "In the debate between who is better, Blondie's or Fat Slice, I will have to go with this one. It's cheapo pizza, greasy, heavy, not at all delicate, but they at least can cook the crust all the way through and it's just significantly less sketchy than Fat Slice. \n\nIs it great? No. Quality? Probably not. Does it satisfy? Sure, if you're in South Berkeley. For super delicious, out of this world pizza, I'd head over to Cheeseboard, but this is good enough for quick lunch or something. I'm not in the drinking crowd, so I never stumble into any of these places drunk, so I couldn't say how well it satisfies that particular need.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SA6VpUZiG29LneMTa9Xu6g", "date": "2008-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2_bHwC7wA7c8plYI_le7Qg", "text": "I dunno - I didn't like Fat slice, and I didn;t like Blondies.\nWhen you've lived in NYC and Philly - there's something just off about West Coast pizza.\n\nIt's not awful - it's just not worth the calories for me.\n\nMeanwhile, people RAVE about Blondie's.\nAnd the placed is always PACKED with students (gee - I wonder why) so it's great for people watching.  (All of Biz-erkeley is great for that!)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_BcWyKQL16ndpBdggh2kNA", "date": "2010-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2jKKoB03iURz1ss2GLdt0g", "text": "Individual slices flabby, greasy, lukewarm, somehow not even as cohesive as Round Table.  And dude, the cheese didn't make that string between slice and bite.  It was coagulated. And no golden brown crunchiness. :( All of these problems can probably be chalked up to not-fresh-ness.\n\njust... walk to Cheeseboard.  Nice workers though.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4uC950IGwc7_g6s1bex_Fw", "text": "Quick, cheap, easy 'n greasy. \n\nCame for a late-night slice. Clearly mistimed my visit because I was seeking the hallowed BBQ chicken but today's special was chorizo instead. Bummer.\n\nEnded up picking the whole-wheat vegetarian slice, which looked thicker than the chorizo and pepperoni. Pizza was pretty tasteless until you bite your way through the cheese. For all the grease involved, I did not feel like I was eating the \"healthiest pizza in all of Berkeley\" (beg your pardon, Blondie's). Oh well, whatchu pay is whatchu get.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4xCliYvd6ymeUqgy_8MYsA", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4XBPD5OeKs54S9edBr_5dQ", "text": "Oh my god, there's this girl that works there who has worked at like every other store on Telegraph.  And I've never seen her smile.  She has this just-shoot-me-in-the-face-already look that is hilarious.  It's like, come on, we're all a little miserable now and again, but do you have to be miserable when you work at Rexall Pharmacy AND Smart Alecs AND Blondies Pizza???  She's rung me up maybe 20 times at all of these locations and not once has she ever said \"hello\" or \"may I help you\" or even \"thank you\".  Sheesh.  Anyway, that said, Blondies: meh, it won't give you a stomach ache, but it's not delicious.  And usually there are kids handing out coupons for a pizza and a soda on Telegraph.  Cheap eats.  Go in with low expectations if you have a coupon and you might not want to vomit.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iinyVmfGfvzWL6bPioQPWA", "date": "2007-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "56Uxwmp3MXWlyyzr9f4ZNw", "text": "I like Blondie's because the pizza is quick, filling, and convenient and the staff is great but the pizza is nothing special.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yronOqYFIw13h4DizLftPg", "date": "2007-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5EmB51ynkn5zjAIXAf38Wg", "text": "This is a Berkeley Classic! Who doesn't like Blondies... I've been going here for almost 20 years now... the staff is always friendly, it's wheelchair friendly... and the pizza tastes GREAT... the prices are descent.... what's not to love about Blondies... other than the sometimes annoying teenagers that hang out there - but it's near UC Berkeley so you have to expect that... :op", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OwiSGXIxML8lURzZKFZJVA", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5NOF0hNbVZkRXbtH7ms60Q", "text": "Blondie's just doesn't do it for me like Fat Slice does. \n\nWhat it lacks in taste though, it makes up for in seating. But still, I'm here for the pizza!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eIERtTfuojHPXTsBWFUW8g", "date": "2010-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5QH6gHwGkUkO4AA6kqaVFw", "text": "A favorite of locals and tourists alike, Blondies goes hard in the pizza game. Fat slices and a drink for under 5 bucks is hard to beat especially with the quality they provide. This place is the ish to put it lightly. Do yourself a favor and try the Tomato and Artichoke special. Comes with tomatoes, artichokes hearts, mushrooms, and pesto sauce. Its on point!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YIPg9tlNgblRPEx9akvKvQ", "date": "2011-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5rAu2LJ5Xa3D2u1Eh9v5Sg", "text": "I'm more used to the San Francisco branch but this place does rock. I ate here about once every week in my freshman year in between an awkward one hour gap in my schedule for lunch. I would alternate between pepperoni or their special if it wasn't too weird. \n\nGood times for some cheap, greasy, filling eats. Hey, it might not be too good on the belly but at least it does its job, right? I also love those coupons that they always pass out on Bancroft and Telegraph right at the entrance of campus for $3.50 slice of combo and a drink. \n\nAh, Blondie's, you really hit the spot. It's a shame I haven't been back for a while.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5wMHUw6jM0bi-i_hIPivqw", "text": "Love this place!  Pizza is great!  Staff are super hot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NN1OAdxs0i5MAl3H66juJA", "date": "2011-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "681p9KySvv_XHJR9A8hY_w", "text": "Today was the first time I had Blondie's in a long time so it's tough for me to compare. However today's pepperoni slice could have used more time in the oven so it was undercooked and lukewarm. I don't see it ever rising over 3 stars though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "UeAdOA6o8tXKOQQK4sE_iw", "date": "2010-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "69kaoD25gbajYIueT0F7XA", "text": "SO SO pizza its pretty good i guess for the cash. 1 slice and your done...not bad", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uEwGxZpUYmG75GRhT5l-jA", "date": "2007-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6CKgqtljvU2zCMJuHAc2LQ", "text": "They have a variety of flavors available. I like that they have a daily special. You can also order a whole pizza to go, but I'd recommend calling in your order ahead of time. I typically order the carnivore pizza as well as the pepperoni. I came here many times while studying at UCB. Definitely recommend it when you're on the go.\n\nExpected bill: $4", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZLfvKFwIAexQQOTV3SU6uA", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6OST1nOUcNK0QbIcCYh-mA", "text": "Yummmm Blondie's Pizza [: A nice place to stop and have a bite to eat while shopping. I don't recall there being a larger dining area other than what's up front, but it's not somewhere I'd stay too long at anyway.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qUGMYSGV24KD8QFCdGGIlQ", "date": "2009-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "74UMjkZ1AptGo9ci0kJCLw", "text": "Thin crust is the place to be.  Usually comes out nice and crisp just they way i like it, not mushy like fatslice. Daily special rocks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yaHYVfMuj89lQYXUqFDlSQ", "date": "2009-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7beBOcFB_j4XEnn4U1X6VA", "text": "Given the price and the time it takes to get in and out of there, it's pretty darn good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pMltyeuU4SjT6Y8YVy7HBA", "date": "2006-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7H26iHprCiBTHoiTWMICSA", "text": "I'm biased... I like NY Pizza, thin greasy large pizza\n\nThis pizza nonetheless is great for the price. It will get you full (because it's almost all bread. Not my cup of tea, but a good price when I'm on the go and wanted to taste some pizza!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R8NIw2Cw0TGoKwcKC1X1Gg", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7m4wlQtF8g2zfe00xoi93Q", "text": "A little doughy for my taste, but always a good call.  Pepperoni is my favorite.  And now they serve beer!\n\nI can't believe how much slices cost these days but I guess college was a long time ago...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aqWXHhcR_CdmKmxggFOlEA", "date": "2006-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8aOtmB-ldGnorKVLa-XimA", "text": "The pepperoni pizza was OK (my son had it) but the Whole Wheat Vegetarian pizza was fantastic. I was also gladly surprised by the Spinach Salad: didn't expect much of it and liked it quite a bit.\n\nThe service could use a bit of help (plus what is up with the yelling out loud of people's numbers?) and there's not enough sitting, but hey... you get what you pay for. :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CHUixpAbGLLFj2k6drFHsA", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8FT8LmWXhZ5DDhieV7K49A", "text": "A bit too doughy for my taste, but value for the price.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Ge0A8iL0ECA7iXDSwU-pg", "text": "I've been coming to Blondie's since I was 14 year old coming up to Berkeley for debate tournaments and to meet with coaches. \n\nThe pizza is pretty good, but not outstanding. It's thinner, saucier, and tastes like it's of better quality than the pizza at Fat Slice. \n\nI only patronize Blondie's these days when I'm in a rush, ie, I'm 10 minutes late to a class on north side and haven't eaten lunch yet. Or I'm about to go out to bars and haven't eaten dinner yet. Blondie's is useful because it lets me walk and eat. If you're in this situation, you have to ask to make sure that they don't have to warm up the pizza. Actually, this is good practice in general, since the pizza tastes like crap when it's not fresh. \n\nBiggest problem is that I have to eat two slices to be full, which costs about $7.50, which seems like too much given the quality and nutritional content of the food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Yom4tN3G6K4RAEloinm_dQ", "date": "2010-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8guIIvibvXM4iLxLw-3MpQ", "text": "I hadn't been to this Blondies in about 7 years and longed for the great pizza I used to get. What a shock. The pizza was awful, we had to wait for warmed up slices while fresh pizza got cold on the front counter and to top it off the service SUCKED. I'll never be back.\n Oh well, at least Fat Slice is still good", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CVScSbgIwDoGYCLJEHMzIQ", "date": "2010-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "91TuLO6J44rBUL2lnrQa3w", "text": "The pizza is good and so is the service. Cheap, quick and easy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "r6Ynu6iO5nMxLk5E97Ow_Q", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "99VJ381H_yOfcHMC-Jfykg", "text": "Heard a lot of hype about this place... and it was, in fact, very good, but not enough to beat the reputation... not a five-star place.\n\nThe garlic chicken pizza was quite nice, large and flavorful, and for $4.76 with a small soda, not a bad value.\n\nGood place, just not exceptional.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Fpcsp7qCEjl4QDbWmzL4A", "text": "I go to blondie for pizza quite often, but the quality have been getting lower and lower. I think the the dough they use are not good or they don't cook it long enough, there's not enough crust on the slice. But I just dont know where else to go for a quick slice of pizza, Blondie and Fat slice got the same owner?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1pzuaADgDzHd5cRd8KbTcQ", "date": "2009-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9q3zM9vwSu_tY75RVU-vpw", "text": "Holy cow... what do you say about a place with RHCP onthe wall wearing nothing but a sock?\n\nNo... not great pizza...  but it's a ritual... and it's cheap..  You can't say you've experienced UCB without at least stoppy by this place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-gokwePdbXjfS0iF7NsUGA", "date": "2007-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aiWYPlLR0HwtcUG3vKLv8Q", "text": "The pizza here is SO expensive. And it's not even good. It's not even comparable to Arinell pizza yet much more expensive. I would avoid going here.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2010-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ap88MhCFuohJ4HNe5diyeQ", "text": "Maybe having just spent a week eating pizza slices in New York has jaded me. Blondies used to be a personal favorite of mine. Unfortunately I feel that they have started to go a bit downhill. Maybe using cheaper ingredients? Not as fresh? Maybe I just know the difference now. \n\nBlondies is still good but unfortunately she's past her prime!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ez8ifxrtOUT5TM4817scOQ", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AXsaQa5TCTW3BqEwOL8ZlA", "text": "This one gets more pub than Fat Slice....and it's a solid alternative but I still like Fat Slice better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "j8m6Qn1aCwSYEBbXlVGgGA", "date": "2007-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B1eXw6mU5T4iMxGzQyLuMg", "text": "Man I love Blondies.  The pizza's okay but I love their miso dressing salad!!!! And their garlic fries are off the hook! The berkeley ones better than the SF one.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-LhU9PZZKaP_xFa_rjo9jQ", "date": "2009-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_biFMsq8d-JqpFrs_OAMdg", "text": "I sure hope this place hasn't changed, but as I remember it, best pizza of my life.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CVTj6wS4xcvFjf8L7fqUrg", "date": "2010-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BjbnpWagrhpgIKE41oZCcg", "text": "pretty good pizza place for a late nite snack!!! (especially after partying?)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QGK0OODRyALxYRKFGiwGFQ", "date": "2008-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bQnEqLa-rE8RkejZWSQemw", "text": "I love this place! The pizza is over priced for sure!!! But its the famous Blondie's  Pizza in Berkeley California!!! Its one of my personal favorites... what can I say ; )", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R6wr4CdbpF9hI9GseQMnCg", "date": "2010-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bRjVeb91rviXGJDlPeJHiw", "text": "Haven't been to Blondie's since my old SF days, and Swanie was still slingin pies there. Took my boy, which was nice. (the circle is now complete). I love the pepperoni, which I think makes their pizza what it is. It is a little less thick than I remembered (one slice used to be a meal), but still thick and awesome. Vibe is still the same - vague smell of urine from the sidewalk, and some street vendor sermonizing through the open window about the virtues of 60's and 70's rock. Awesometown. \n\nHistorical footnote:  late night grand slam from college road trips to Cal included a slice from Blondies, a Top Dog, a burger from a long gone joint, and a King Pin Donut.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Oc8f4mZ9bisEC-Dt3ZbNtw", "date": "2011-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ce5AvaG1HSVJi4KnwLxRRw", "text": "Not bad, but its no Fat Slice! The veggie slice is pretty damn good tho.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LgdmczjO47SjwwTrAjqJcw", "date": "2006-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cKVY0QgYo39iUWo5I3H7zQ", "text": "My friend @ Berkley took us here after everyone was buzzed from all the beer at one of the bars on the campus.  She told us that Blondie's pizza can only be consumed happily if and only if you are buzzed.  She was right, we loved it.  The pizza is really cheap and it is totally greasy...which is GOOD when you have tons of alcohol in your system.\n\n*Food = good but be sure to be buzzed before you go\n*Location = convenient\n*Service = ok", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7UBDZmeF101orAc72KeofQ", "date": "2009-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CofPTPwpoOekeOPoLkkMig", "text": "Definitely gone down in quality. \n\nI went out of my way to go to Blondie's when I was in the East Bay and I was very disappointed. I used to LOVE Blondie's pizza, but in the past 5? (I'm not sure when I made it there last) years they changed the crust and it was nowhere near as thick.  I don't plan on going back. It was really disappointing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZLE2r9ED1qi0OKVFQZgRsg", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cPLGCt1UR-dNQfT7BdScog", "text": "Dude, if I wanted to tip you, I would have. Thank you for gypping me from my quarter.\n\nAnyways...Pizza here is the kind you eat when you're hungry and don't give a fuck how you get full. Reminds me of Chicago Pizza out in Cambridge. Pepperoni special is just under five dollars; you get a slice and a drink. The menu claims it's a fat slice. I would have to admit that is true, but the crust is airy, as if the dough they used was watered down. \n\nDid you ever buy those Red Baron or Mama Rosa's frozen pizzas at the supermarket? The pizza kind of tastes like that but greasier. They interestingly promote organic ingredients and display the farm from which they apparently get their ingredients. That's cool and all, but if you're going to go through the trouble of getting quality ingredients, you could make the effort and produce a better slice. \n\nI know pizza-by-the-slice places have to deal with things others don't have to, but it's really weird seeing my slice being put into an oven and reheated. That tripped me out.\n\nI might come back...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1H02qa2PtV_Qz1CFZr2bUQ", "date": "2011-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cRf264QU42oEjRg3D3Ll9A", "text": "Magnitudes better than Fat Slice, but still pretty lame. The only times I've enjoyed it was when walking home from Bear's Lair or Kips drunk as hell. I do like their posters though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "crI2_h9W2nA0gWbxmdYvlQ", "text": "Very cheap, but not much else going for it. Lukewarm pizza without much substance to it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "f85oxxiDLFAeG2Ogxck6tg", "date": "2011-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CSk4NAm7_6l8yp8VzaGTZg", "text": "I used to eat here a few times when I went to school at UC Berkeley.  They give you big slices that are affordable, but that's about it.  Pizza is just a-ok, not super good, but not bad.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "k3WTmFnq1wCEPYdQCPUIJg", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CvyVHWH4P_HZp7lREmgQuw", "text": "Blondies wants to be  everything Fat Slice is, but fails horribly.  The crust is thich and doughy in exactly the wrong way, the sauce is katsupy, the cheese is greasy in the only bad way.  It just doesn't work.  i second the recomendation to do  to Fat Slice", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pCGhLbFA8Q2N_LypEOdHcw", "date": "2005-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CywpZaZF7MjRc_xMRGpGQw", "text": "The service is alright, everyone in there aren't really friendly, but it's fast food what do you expect? It can get really busy during noon-2p, lunch hours. Definitely try it, I suggest the pepperoni pizza or cheese (the classics). Their vegetarian pizza with the wheat dough is not that good. They literally put all types of vegi on the pizza without thinking if the taste would mesh well together (broccoli?) random. If you are vegetarian, go with cheese. \n\nYou definitely go to this place more out of convenience than for the pizza. I think Blondie 'used' to be good, but now, its just lunch. The only plus about Blondies is they put your slice in the oven to melt the cheese and give you a hot slice. This is definitely a place to go if you are running late, hungry while tabling or just want something super cheap and junk food related.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aVIp7GqkB-xE2oByrsev7Q", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "czjsfbQ8NEJ6pDJrh2V2HA", "text": "better than pleasant hill, not as good as SF. I hear they serve a \"hyphy\" pizza with jalapenos, a few different kinds of meats and something else. I plan on trying that...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OHHpicc5sGs5ybKvqi7KaA", "date": "2007-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D-bj96HeotYes3N7Vcfa8A", "text": "Very inconsistent. When it's good, it's delicious, but when it's bad, it's pretty bland/dry.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2TWyee48xniNYNpc4czCjA", "date": "2010-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dfv2QSzY8NrM9k2xXGP_0Q", "text": "I just moved here in Northern California a month ago, and I asked one of my Bay Area friends what's a place here where I could get a quick, yet good lunch. They all told me to go to Blondie's. Cheaper than yucky Big Mac, and not bad for pizza.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y-J0p4-5Ibk8Qj9pUMMcmg", "date": "2006-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "djlJnUQYDgw7YI3tgxMlsg", "text": "(vegetarian reviewer)\n\nPros: You get interesting combinations and the veggies look like real veggies\n\nCons: My pizza was floppy, with cheese that fell off in a droopy style. The salad did not taste fresh to me (regular side salad, served in a paper bowl with plastic wrap over it). And the pizza lacked any oomph, almost like it had been cooked in a microwave. Definitely like cafeteria food. The floor was not clean, either, and so I sat with my bag in my lap to keep it from getting sticky.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "84I4nZEmoOkubmw5D_U0GA", "date": "2012-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dQXnWUoFQT2W38V3yk84ig", "text": "Two stars for being open late, for being on Telegraph, and being pizza (sort of). The more pizza options the better. So while I'm glad Blondie's exists, I choose not to eat there when presented with other pizza options.\n\nIf it's before 10pm it's worth a short walk to Arinell for a real slice. You'll be glad you did.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Vc52OBAXDrqAWiQ_ainzJg", "date": "2010-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dtNK9udkvbeGc-Vu8xraDw", "text": "The best buy by the slice pepperoni pizza I've ever had.  Great in a pinch or if you've got the munchies while on a budget.  A little greasy but so delicious I had to have 2.  I'd try some of their signature slices if I lived in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UBd0gpx6DVYnZgbgoOcBCA", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dvl1kgregGcIb8jUN5B7Tw", "text": "Pizza is decent, but is rather \"cakey\"... that is, the crust is about 1/2 to 3/4 of an inch thick.  Decent sauce and cheese.  The Pepperoni can be very greasy.  Salads are decent.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fKb77MVeLtm5geCxKr608g", "date": "2007-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e8UlQUH-ouebeo0m44G9AQ", "text": "great pizza and the typical chill Berkeley atmosphere makes for a very happy Dana! Though I do remember the pizza being very saucy--watch your clothes! Plus they have Snapple...or at least they did the last time I was there :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jt3GylPuH64uA3zTdbMdCg", "date": "2009-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EcUyP7ZK7zDz6d6XAp2m7w", "text": "The pizza here is edible. That's about it. Like the reviewer below stated, it's pretty much similar to a slice you'd get at a street fair. \n\nDon't go here expecting a whole lot of anything...except for attitude. The people behind the counter can be quite unfriendly and abrasive. It actually seems to be a common occurrence in the UC Berkeley area that restaurant owners and their staff are extremely rude to the customers. I'm not really sure why that is, but I don't dig it.  \n\nAlso, I think that price is a bit ridiculous. Almost $4 a slice! You can get cheaper pizza than that in New York! And it tastes better!!!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2vLHKl8jLgOtfeVBqqGgEQ", "date": "2010-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ehuh1mI2S02L-Mv08sg82Q", "text": "Blondies is the bomb... a fat slice of pizza and a soda.... \nparmasean cheese and peppers chained to the tables too..\n\nCan't go wrong having to go through all the Berkeley parking drama to get a slice of Blondies.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tvnixsJO-AesEt0GnaxhAQ", "date": "2008-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EJ7r89PKpcdZ_8OY2jhfAw", "text": "Beef Pepperoni OH YEAH", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7pAwEaOzMHRKumRXlryRiw", "date": "2009-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eJ-uhmZi9q9cVLHFlcDFAQ", "text": "Blondie's, why do I always come back to you? So convenient, so close to campus, so cheap and filling! To be absolutely honest, I can't always tell if the pizza is stellar (I pick off the cheese and drown my slice in red pepper), but the crust is perfectly thick and bready, the sauce tangy, and the toppings plenty.\n\nI've turned down hearing horror stories about Blondie's as to keep the dream alive... the college student's most important dream.. the dream of pepperoni pizza.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uVV7yCFyDT16gzMVjgBU5Q", "date": "2010-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E_jXqEZQkrckKHZKF3KzxQ", "text": "I love it.  Yummy.  greasy goodness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8Nvvqnb60aFlZutylZd-Aw", "date": "2007-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eywyknzp7il3ux9_VUFyrQ", "text": "I love the veggie wheat slice here but service can be REALLY slow and the staff are totally inefficient.  The other day there were about 7 employees standing around doing nothing while one guy was doing all the work.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "K0fC4R2EpaCEw8OuXdTstQ", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F1H1vm-LYGk5bLmlfPUyCA", "text": "Certainly my judgment of this pizza place has been influenced by the \nworst experience ever I had here. \n\nI usually order a Veggie and a Pepperoni slice, which are what you expect from this kind of place - still, I do believe prices for slices of pizza are extremely high in the US, how the hell can I pay $5 for a slice of pizza, when they sell me proper food for $6 next to it?? This is what I keep telling my friend when he wants to go there, but apparently his desire to rush to go back to work in his office is too big to even contemplate the chance of having an at least minimally decent dinner....\n\nanyway, we were once eating our stuff when a terrible guy, who had been staring at us from another table the whole time, came to us and sit at our table - the guy was probably on drugs, or anyway had serious mental issues. He started shouting crazy things, then he moved his hands (all dirty of pizza oil and tomato) to us and started touching us, and at some point he started telling us we were assholes and racists because we were asking him to please leave our table. \n\nNone behind the counter was even considering also telling the guy something - it's jungle style. \n\nI just hope I'll never have to go back to such a place again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VZBJLY01J38vE7g5-d_0tw", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F3JFLludCALtlBhYhimvEQ", "text": "The pizza here is thick, greasy, and mildly disgusting, but I would always find myself coming back for more.  In fact as a man with roots in north jersey, I really hope that none of my old pals find me giving this place four stars.\n\nNot only that, I am staunchly against dirty hippies--the people that run this place.  Listen to this.  A cheese slice costs more than a veggie slice.  What's that all about.  Please, won't someone think of the poor defenseless peppers?\n\nI've just gotten soft now that I'm a left coaster, but for some reason I always find myself coming back for more.  Maybe it's the $2 miller lite that I get with my pizza slanting my opinion.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7XvUlAuIRF9IhWAvlr5U7Q", "date": "2006-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F9UeMNF3GpyTAs6QPc8FEQ", "text": "Yuck!! It is not at all like I remembered it...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "O13oP0ttmGJQ69jCFogJ2g", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FRh1bLw8Gji0lh2f-Kdr2g", "text": "Despite my 6 years of Bay Area living, today was my first time visiting Blondie's Pizza in Berkeley, CA. My friend suggested grabbing a slice to share (since they're pretty damn big), which was definitely a good idea on her part.\n\nWe shared a slice of the pepperoni (which I ordinarily steer clear of, but now realize why it's such a popular topping!). Quite greasy, but hey - that's what fine pizza's all about.\n\nThe physical environment of Blondie's is pretty basic, but that's okay. It's obviously clean, but still has an overall grimey-chic Berkeley feel to it. The staff were friendly and one of the workers totally chatted up my friend because she was wearing an \"I love London\" tank, written in Arabic. Nice of him to notice, though!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XjhCUpO6QnFMRE0PJ9MTkg", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FtG7zZ7mETXdI_CcxSE_IQ", "text": "The best slice of thick crust for late night snack is just out of this world.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OufVFGnjEvxk3x_T28xF_Q", "date": "2007-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fULKx658PAlLIwaf_QOoVQ", "text": "Good pizza especally for the price. Open late so it's perfect for those \"after O-Chem midterm I deserve a treat\" moments. Seems like most of you prefer fat slice, but I would take blondies over fat slice any day.  More PIZZA for me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xnjvqyyictN2sgiUdZr77Q", "date": "2007-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fWaTV3t8a5arBBvVt03qIw", "text": "One of the best pizza places in the Bay Area.  The prices are still cheap for pizza and a drink even for our economy.  You'll spend less than five bucks for that alone if you get the special.  They also offer small salads if you're not feeling like pizza.  The only thing that's wrong is the lack of places to sit.  You might end up standing while you eat if it's busy.  It's a great place for a greasy bite to eat whether you're a starving student or a starving adult on a budget.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YbZg36FoMgkKcTEPae5siA", "date": "2006-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g0xbPI4vLVlMPwR69fS-Jg", "text": "Came here on Saturday..I've been here a couple times, but it was years ago. The place is small, very few spots to sit down and eat. the place was pretty empty when we walked, we got our pizza right away.\nluckily it was raining so no one was by the windows smoking their cigs. \nFor the pizza, yeah it was ok for a slice, it was thin, and really greasy. the grease was in puddles on top the pepperoni. didn't care for that at all.\nIf you want something quick for pizza i guess this is the place to go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ppuSao8kAMgTdO7pBUF84g", "date": "2010-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g1O0ZrMJDRK_D41gg86y8A", "text": "Good pizza all the way around. Prices aren't to bad either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KtpHGDtJw-IdeVCf6HWkhQ", "date": "2010-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G2twaeV-5tNrFF4yXwk0_w", "text": "so sad i came the other day and it looks like they're not doing froyo anymore :( ... i almost liked their froyo better than the pizza!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NElIvjtWInpMeyeanerJSg", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G9x05-vvTHE8N9r2D3pbeA", "text": "blondie's pizza is just pizza. nothing special. people have to be out of their minds to be giving this place more than three stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2010-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gAfzNetGMOdd71MxwtCntg", "text": "I LOVE PIZZA.. especially NY style pizza. Blondie's delivers. Big fat hot juicy oily slices of yummy goodness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UVg9-TVTipQuyHXPkaTJuA", "date": "2010-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GaUpxqmyfwTMpyobJR88rA", "text": "The pizza is good...and the place fits the \"how telegraph used to be\" feel...\n\nHowever, i haven't eaten here since I heard from a former employee that the employees spit in the food...dunno how true it was or is now, but i don't want to take the chance after hearing that...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "HiOs48KaoLWyj21k4ZEAGA", "date": "2008-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gFqm5o89nDlIQ4nsrEVf8g", "text": "Coming from New York I'm always a bit skeptical when I'm eating pizza from a local area away from home but this place isn't so bad. They do advertise huge slices of pizza and these slices just wasn't that big to me. \n\nI got a few slices of pepperoni pizza and a cheese slice. I had to carry the slices for 20 min back home so they were not as warm as I would have liked. I enjoyed the crispiness of the slices along with the grease. Even somewhat cool the pizza tasted good, I was just a bit disappointed by the size of the pizza: I was expecting gigantic slices of pizza.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Porhjh-oWqTggc0EuvQ78Q", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gGz1hwnPBrHFFufGXVw8mg", "text": "I love this place! I go all the way to Berkeley for their pizza lol i tried this asparagus and chicken pizza from there and it was great i should have gotten 2 pieces!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HU5TqGgwrWu_hLzw_PWswg", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-GS8ybK4ouPDcYKWzaHnXw", "text": "This is the place to go for a poor college student such as myself. I like greasy pizza, so if you don't then I suppose don't listen to this review. You can get a big slice of pizza and a coke for four bucks, which is cheaper than a whole lot of other places on Telegraph. It's quick, cheap, and delicious. Blondie's isn't a five-star restaurant, but it serves up some decent pizza.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7gDUqtEkqS6As88uq2aamQ", "date": "2007-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h1tbRc0qEgXsfHAfnzXYzA", "text": "I love their pepperoni pizza here. It's the best I've ever had.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "I0Tu0KP7uoSDDtFCg8sDUw", "date": "2009-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h211ZUhZC0TBQOFQ-tQ3XQ", "text": "They have gone downhill in recent years, but the pizza is still good. Come in hungry, leave full. Bonus: They now serve frozen yogurt. Although, you have yogurt park right down the street, so I don't know if this really counts as a bonus. I do love the whole wheat vegetarian though!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jZaW5XEiEuZo_JhpxMBDSQ", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HBGh1xqpFblkl4wXO_toaA", "text": "Cheap, yummy pizza and other foods (salad I had was better than one from Cafe Intermezzo), and semi-eco-conscious (organic veggies and compost bins) all in one joint?\n\nWow, that is impressive in a college neighborhood.  Blondie's over Fat Slice hands down in my opinion.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yQmqcY2Kmwb7eG1XvatHWw", "date": "2008-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HkruOHFV_-qL0skRddMV6g", "text": "amazing!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u5UEo-4bq_pACBo9wc59EA", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hmn9x1A1yuoK0QATiZ-30w", "text": "My first time EVER in Berkeley was roughly 10 years ago, I was traveling to the city to check out the campus and get a feel for the town.  Right there in the middle of the hustle and bustle known as Telegraph resides Blondie's.  This place is always packed and understandably so.  The slices are huge and the taste is superb.  I have tried three types of pizzas that they offer here, their pepperoni, BBQ chicken and vegetable.  The amount of pepperoni that comes with each slice is generous and they bake it to perfection, a little greasy but hey its a pizza right?  The bbq chicken was good, the BBQ sauce they use is sweet with a slight tang to it towards the end of your bite, I recommend trying it out when its the special of the day.  Lastly, I am a MEAT kind of guy but decided to try something different for once.  The veggie slice did not disappoint, the amount of toppings they gave me made me forget that there was no meat in it, it was really good.  Blondie's is open late and if you're a starving student or pinching pennies, they have a little something for everyone!  Eat Up!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VOiAv0uwsgb8l1gKcZE_Hg", "date": "2011-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HN4rcNr1P-ionGy5s0fa_w", "text": "I think the west coast has some great pizza, but not at this place. The crust is raw, doughy, and tasteless.  It isn't worth the price.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hS9JF43eq7s7lGd39jpYmA", "text": "i don't know why i bother ordering a pizza when they just wait til you get there to make it. this has happened at least 5 times in the last year. i have called in orders, gone in & talked to someone face to face & every time same result. i go in tell them i ordered a cheese pizza easy on the sauce & well done they look at me with a blank expression say it will be a minute & give me the next cheese pizza that is barely cooked to come out of the oven. thank goodness for nicks pizza on shattuck. maybe you guys should go in there to see how to treat your customers & make a pizza. you have disappointed me for the last time!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_Le4ZEhgmbDrP3Hrq2_ZgQ", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hvLl3iOp5U6kV9jCiMovXw", "text": "Ya want Hepatitis or food poisoning--you run a good chance here, so come and get it!\n\nThis place is super trendy and popular with the downtown/Cal crowd...Pizza by the slice that is quick and cheap.\n\nThe pizza isn't horrible, its so-so, and I don't think they claim to be the best--they do serve a special niche well.\n\nAfter hearing from a former employee of this place though (who quit and was not fired), it makes me want to pass right by it...\n\nThe place is clearly dirty and not clean, common sense will tell you that when you walk in.  \n\nHey, when you're a broke student though, you lower your standards on food--I did and ate here often while living in Berkeley.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2NBPTt2whMgz3zvh15CUPw", "date": "2007-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hWiXQbkeTdbJpJnI_v9FuQ", "text": "Good for when you need to grab a cheap and quick bite to eat.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hWRc89E-hceCaDMizdslEQ", "text": "I've been going to Blondie's Pizza since the late 80's (as far as I can rememeber, lol) in both SF and Berkeley. Still love the pizza, can't go wrong here. I've never had a bad experience.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rfi0ig5RXgjIRdla-51PSA", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I2SiM_pxrYKavtjsmV8aPg", "text": "I love Blondie's.  Classic Berkeley.  It isn't the best pizza in the world but it is damn good for what you pay.  If you are in Berkeley you have to eat at Blondie's or Top Dog.  Two of the best bangs for your buck.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cyt6e2mZYOOKOoN3uE4VnA", "date": "2009-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I9hTjvscBS8tZENVIESECQ", "text": "Oh, Blondie's. Nothing beats a juicy and tasty pizza except for this place. They have plenty of different kinds of pizza flavors, along with a variety of other food menus besides pizza. I always decide to get the original cheese or just plain jane pepperoni. FACT: I tend to see a lot of oil, so its a no no. And there aren't much tables/chairs if there's a lot of customers.\n\nWhile on telegraph, its nice to stop by for a quick meal after shppping around and eat at this great pizza place. I recommend Blondie's & I would always love to come back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GmP0eubziqO0jKB4eEvUBA", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IbNazirvzSs2LSzLBcx8tA", "text": "I don't really understand the hype about this place... maybe its because I got a veggie pizza on wheat dough, but this place wasn't that yummy, and I am VERY easy to please.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nTCF1VcR2tFoKWlFW4KRgA", "date": "2009-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IVujLZ1rpUziDxNxetiX2w", "text": "We drove all the way from Sacramento to eat here because I missed eating at Blondie's pizza in Union Square, SF.  I was disappointed because it was not the same.  When I held the first piece of pizza to eat, it was like holding a tie.  The piece was so thin and limpy, I had to use two hands to eat.  It was not like that in San Fran.  We ordered a large pizza to go as well and the whole pie was thin.  I don't remember requesting them to make it a thin crust pie.  They get 3 stars because they do have the best pepperoni and cheese of all pizza places.\n\nBut this place looked very depressed to me.  The guy who called our order was upset because he said he was calling our order no. a few times.  I didn't hear him and my husband said he did but it wasn't our order no.  Maybe he should lay off on the pipe.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qT7GKkAoC5rooczJhhawWQ", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ix6XVLvUDM04_odBf9CSFw", "text": "Very convenient place to eat. They always have pepperoni and cheese and a daily special. I usually just get the pepperoni, but once in a while when I'm feeling adventurous, I get the daily special.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iy9fHA61RalICzPlzxGyWQ", "text": "Great pizza and a solid choice for lunch or dinner on the go.  I usually go for the veggie or special slice if it's interesting, and the toppings are quite generous.  It's clean (particularly for Telegraph standards) and a good place to people watch.  Plus, it's not awkward eating alone since there's always reading material on the walls in front of you at the counter spaces.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "z5Jy305OaVD2t-b3xGYeLA", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j84ocmXtVp3K1x8irpqjzw", "text": "Best pizza on Telegraph. \n\nGood quick cheap pizza with creative daily special flavor. Nothing special but better than fat silce on the same street.\n\n\nI got the pepperoni pizza combo for ($3.50) A slide with a small soda..\n\nThe dough feels airy and light, so with one slice you might want another", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mb-LDBHBVIS1k8nsQJsOvA", "date": "2010-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jgBwpCztG_cPM7UfEuGx7Q", "text": "Blondie's.  Pizza.  Yum.\nI discovered Blondie's in the early 80's, when I used to hang out at the Keystone every Wednesday night.  It was love at first bite.\nI've also eaten many times at the Powell St  and Pleasant Hill locations.  All good, but Berkeley is my favorite.  If I'm in Berkeley, it's hard to keep me from going to Blondie's.\nIf you like New York style pizza, this is probably not the place for you.\nBut if you like big, thick, greasy slices of pizza, you can't go wrong.  Tasty, filling, and reasonably priced.\nI love this place!\nThey need one in Rohnert Park...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GjMhffJATidJLF5MkeBRxA", "date": "2008-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jLPq49lJ_h-jKgyn-zATNw", "text": "3.5 stars to be exact. The place is a bit inconsistent. Sometimes I get huge slices and sometimes I get joke slices. Sometimes my pizza is so fresh and juicy and other times it seems like it's been sitting out on the table for hours. The people there rude at times but I guess you can't expect much out of a pizza joint. Even though it is relatively cheap for a lunch, I personally think they charge a bit too much for pizza. All in all good for a quick lunch or even dinner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9DdmpNbkoLVCsijste4eXQ", "date": "2008-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JPpg5pLIAUE2S3x6HebLAg", "text": "I absolutely love Blondie's!!\n\nUsually I'm a \"Plain Jane\" when it comes to pizza, I like cheese or Ham and pineapple and that's pretty much it.\n\nI was a little more adventurous when coming here only because you basically have 4 options Cheese, Pepperoni, Vegetarian, or the Special of the Day.  So I decided to try a few specials through the few times I've been there.  And I loved all of them, I tried their BBQ Chicken, Special Mushroom, and of course their Hawaiian.  I can't wait to try more!!\n\nTheir staff is very fast and friendly and the location is very convienent (right off of Telegraph).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EIW_X3tKwVznI2ygEuKntQ", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K6CTxjAD90XpZErpylkgDw", "text": "Blondie's isn't the most legit pizza place on earth. It's pretty good, but it's more for the ambiance.\nWhen I go to the Telegraph - I HAVE to go to Blondie's. It's right on the cooler yet not janky street, and has just a Berkeley-esque about it. It pretty much defines that crazy city.\nPizza isn't bad or great - but regardless, you have to come here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2oV6m-B0c_FZxY-3l-hTHw", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kfS0rfX5LhG83AuZKN-c1w", "text": "Maybe I just got lucky b/c I can't see how some yelpers gave this place a poor review\n\n--and the previous person who said to eat this only buzzed is mistaken..I was completely sober (wish I wasn't), and still was good\n\n--this is your typical small pizza joint..limited seating, loud atmosphere but good pizza by the slice..I went with a slice of pepperoni...sauce wasn't overly abundant, just enough cheese and well cooked pepperoni (not burnt)..it's greasy I won't lie there..but it's pizza ya know?? if it bothers you, simply wipe some of the grease off with a napkin (you'll save something like 50 calories or something, look it up)\n\n--they do also offer wheat pizza for vegetarian eaters for the health conscientious\n\n--along with pizza, if you want to crave your sweet tooth or cool down on hot sunny day, they offer frozen yogurt..can't recall all the flavors but they had chocolate, strawberry, peach etc..I had a taste of the strawberry and it was very tasty\n\n--overall good place to eat on the go", "stars": 5, "user_id": "baD0m5hJdUYEqmJaV3uMdQ", "date": "2009-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KjC_0qwEl2Oca9CLBvjYzg", "text": "Really underwhelming...we came Friday at 10:30pm. They weren't taking orders anymore for whole pizzas (even though they are open until 2am?) so we had to get slices. The pepperoni pizza was really greasy. No one was full after 1 slice (hence why we wanted to buy a whole pizza) and we ended up going to Top Dog after. Top Dog was delicious, we wished that we'd skipped the pizza and headed there first.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "B51l4UhXQxJsLjdeTQnoQA", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kJMsodExdkvNBvlNc_ftoA", "text": "haven't been here in a while but at the time it was some of the worst pizza i ever had.  telegraph does not do pizza well.  although you don't really have to when your demographic is a bunch of poor hungry college kids....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bkjhcbYD2Y7cIxMOy8OJkA", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KOHIMnos8iuLDUGWxvH12Q", "text": "Gooey cheese, crispy thin crust. Delicious. A must try in this area!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "49JhAJh8vSQ-vM4Aourl0g", "date": "2011-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k_OMFp5yfHe7Qk0Lza8T7g", "text": "Meh - pizza was not great.  Veggie was bland and pepperoni was just sort of . . . meh.  It was open late but probably won't be going again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JMOdhbDtbpvusU7JIw5DLQ", "date": "2012-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ks-3pkIAjJJrO0PBXsBiwA", "text": "I'm generally a nonpicky pizza fan so I would give blondie's a solid 3.5, mainly for its price and its substitute, fat slice, across the street. I've rounded up and given this place a 4 because of their daily specials which are sometimes excellent! I save the date they serve deep dish style pizza as their daily special in my cellphone... I just love how it costs the same as the other choices (which aren't very wide, by the way.) \n\nStill, I'd only pay for their 4 dollar slice of pizza for their daily special menu- not their other toppings which are pretty mundane. At fat slice, you can get a faaat slice for the same price on any day. \n\nSolid 3.5. Not too shabby, satisfactory pizza, great special menu, decently priced.  The concept of shelling out 4 dollars for slice of pizza is still hard for me to overcome, since you can get 5 dollar pizzas at little caesars, but i'm coming to terms with the fact that the price is pretty normal for most pizza places that sell individual slices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l33EP1I0gZSYyH0GaLg_BA", "text": "Since it's recession and all, the boy and I are constantly looking for cheap but good date night spots. Since I haven't been here since college era (all of my friends went to Cal) so this used to be the spot for us.\n\nAnyway, I got the usual (cheese pizza + a diet coke) and the boy had the pepperoni with his \"fanta\"  - by the way they have their own frozen yogurt now! Whoa! In the end, it was a good date night - just make sure you work out the next day!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BdMDq5SXlDU07wxErRohTw", "date": "2009-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LA3jQ_MbduNM7E1xTMsAUQ", "text": "Greasy as heck, but very good traditional thin crust New York style pizza.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2011-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LI2MVrWhfr3ECm_3Zn2mJg", "text": "I suppose it helps having an outdoor eatery with open space.  Just a few feet away, I could already smell the aroma of fast-food pizza!  That's really what brought me in here.\n\nI ordered a veggie slice and it had a deal where I got a bottled water for 50 cents, pretty cool!  I guess it's to promote eating healthy.  Although, in my opinion, the slice was 4 something and that's too pricey for this fast-food joint.  I expect that to be the price at a gourmet pizza eatery.  \n\nThe veggie slice had a wide variety of healthy greens, reds, and purples, but a sparingly amount of cheese.  It was not greasy and I gobbled it up within 5 minutes.  Either it was that yummy or I was super hungry, but I believe its the latter.\n\nThis place is good for a quick, decent bite, especially if you're on the go, which is most likely its purpose.  The price, however is disappointing.  And if you don't like standing up to eat while people converse loudly, it may not be a good choice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mj0TFO4fyv2K9BydUUZ_Yw", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LIH2js34tfKPEuOzCnLdzQ", "text": "their salads are pre-made and packed with tons of stuff. i was disappointed they were out of the spicy walnut AND the strawberry fields and ended up with the greek. it was still pretty good, fresh and the dressing was great.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lordFSijujtYD3_JO46ugQ", "text": "Best pizza by the slice.  Give me give me please!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "irwDLsf-4W8e8CB06xOy2A", "date": "2007-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lslxRoegPGYbJjZs6Iqgug", "text": "I believe I've burned the roof of my mouth on their cheese more times than should happen for a normal human being.\n\nGood, cheap pizza by the slice - though if cheese hits $3, then it will become increasingly better to just get a cheap crepe from right next door. The vegetarian pizza always manages to depress me - just stick with cheese if you're vegetarian.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5HiEaLYp3Fw0pNn1atDlrw", "date": "2007-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lwkPpdukNh3xM85Im0xwKw", "text": "This location is much better than the one in SF.\n\nMy review of the SF location: http://dontcallitfriscoblog.blogspot.com/", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cbprvy64cCSZ5XbrFTbTkA", "date": "2008-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LZFfTx5PjLPOcvYzkF9uaw", "text": "Good pizza, few seats, however $3 for an average size slice...and bounce back and forth between here and Fat Slice for my overpriced pizza eatings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mcijuS-lQeKyMa-km9CAZQ", "text": "Berkeley wouldn't be the same without Blondies.\nLove the chill atmosphere. The funky bar seating is cool because they put up fun and new articles to read up on the wall in front of you as you try to figure out how to conquer your giant piece of pizza.\n\nLines can be pretty long but it only confirms that the food is that good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bhLvW9F0dR_-4UbiZFR4IQ", "date": "2008-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MeIU4do-zQCAC-JUg6H_1w", "text": "When I think of Blondie's pizza I think of mediocre food. It's not bad necessarily, but it's not really good either. Their chicken plates are OK, but the skin tends to be kind of slimy. \n\nMeh. There is a lot of better pizza in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B2zH9HnGZZYWn6vDi0_8fw", "date": "2009-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MG6zTP9iMlgO8wRn1lxEEw", "text": "BBQ chicken pizza was yummy!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Za8VyFxoPAnfYoMCjNrTxA", "date": "2010-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mgpOj-p6CJnodmySIYBNBw", "text": "It's like the worse tasting version of Fat Slice. I will say it's less greasy, but if the grease on Fat Slice is what gives it the flavor then I'd have to go with the grease... still cheap and fast though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mlufw6IlEBsSHL_d2lpIZw", "text": "Love It!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sdgevKHVoJlKlm7lKXQykw", "date": "2012-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mng-hX8Y9JKqZ2IH8u7l_A", "text": "Doughy crust, lots and lots of cheese.  Toppings are plentiful if you choose to order them.  Relatively affordable too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HQkvlSJXBtpkRsVutPem5A", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mNt6fDvhbzUICLMCb080gQ", "text": "This joint serves almost-New-York style, by-the-slice (or whole pie) pizza at around $3.75 a slice. The quality seems to change day-by-day, and I highly recommend stopping in right when your desired topping is straight out of the oven - sometimes the endpieces turn a little bland, and they usually serve the largest pieces first - if you're going to get a slice, get a SLICE. Specifics - lots of mild-medium cheese, a tolerable amount of grease that definitely will soak through your paper plate (sounds scarier than it is), and a pretty solid bone of pizza crust - enough for dipping; extra dressing for that purpose is available.\nPlenty of toppings around of you just aren't a straight-off-the-pan person like I am (cheese, pepper flakes, and herbs).\nAnd salads at Blondie's actually great! They're prepackaged but a lot larger than meets the eye initially. I'd recommend Yogurt Park around the block for froyo, though; you can get a lot more for the price, and at higher quality.\nDining area is cheap-looking, so don't bring a date here to eat - however, it's roomy enough so that you're not bumping elbows with the customers in line.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2PhBFRUiNiXdmkYoKf8brA", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-mrP2viCAhrum6aTCKxkeQ", "text": "Absolutely the best crust on a pizza. I felt that the crust on Blondie's Pizza was really unique. I thoroughly enjoyed eating the not too thin and not too thick crust that was nicely seasoned. \n\nWarning Chiptole Pizza is very very spicy...in a good way of course.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PXDa8XKscNoEYegUdDVipA", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mRRkjQQZA65ZIyZiSkChCg", "text": "To Jason I.- Pizza is not supposed to be good for the body anyway, just suck it up and wipe your pizza off before you eat, you'll be fine.\n\nBlondies is amazing. Greasy as hell or not, I'm never disapointed with this place. Ever.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WjjDgwILUC12Acf2USAXAQ", "date": "2010-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nAl-RixM0mBde4uvTAqM_Q", "text": "This place offers huge slices of pizza. The only thing I've tried here is their salad. I had a coupon for their salad when I came here, so I don't know what the regular price for a salad is. The salad was decent, and it came with a thick piece of wheat bread. But if you want salad, I recommend Cafe Intermezzo or Smart Alec's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NArA4cRfZfThKwx9QLEoaA", "text": "My parents used to bring me here as a kid to get pizza and its the best. I grew up on this stuff.  The one is SF doesn't measure.  This is the original - always have loved it and always will continue to love this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NnN4X-QxQYhU-bbYr_lGdw", "date": "2007-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NaSMgNbzN1KVFERD6AIijA", "text": "Fresh, hot, slightly crispy, and ol' fashioned greasy goodness with a side of coke for about $5 -- Holla.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4TJF62R5ytolOmiMWKtjGA", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nCQEGVyMjne1JNCzEFl7gA", "text": "I don't care for Blondie's. I find that their crust is usually burnt, and their cheese is so thick that some parts aren't all the way melted. Even their other foods here aren't that great.\n\nI've experience better, its true, its called Fat Slice and for ten cents cheaper and block walk, its worth it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nJVFbIK-WyyecfGZiRJlAw", "text": "I love it!!!! good portions and great price!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NVzOkvsD-gYDQmug9Jy6cQ", "date": "2009-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NrPmN3OswEVdhXMQAev0JQ", "text": "A slice of pizza for $3.00 is one of my favorite snacks ...  I often went there for a slice when I worked for the University, but I was pleased to discover that they also deliver delicious, whole pizzas, for a reasonable price.     I did spot a cockroach once, which is unusual for California ...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bYlQZLhKXYl8u30-9s6wIg", "date": "2006-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NRRBQ2T_GD5w7avS2Ff-2Q", "text": "Great Pizza for a great price - fountain drinks could be a larger though!\n\nGo at least once a week, easy to walk to", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Wbew-2-6Vhx8nQ1FGmWbog", "date": "2007-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ntwhlNXzeRCgA3sq7c3xVQ", "text": "If you're looking for pizza in the Berkeley area, I'd say that you could do a lot worse than Blondie's.  They have all the normal stuff like cheese and pepperoni, but they also have specials that are different every day, and a really good vegetarian pizza (i usually get it, and i'm not even a vegetarian).  The prices are reasonable (the drinks are overpriced though), a slice is about $3.50 if i remember correctly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "56HrzaFh2WGH8yB50YBSvg", "date": "2009-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nyd0SedaTk0yW8JCkH2HNQ", "text": "Blondie's is the pizza place I go to when I just want a good slice of pizza.  They have a special everyday which is 2.50 or 3 bucks a slice.  I can't remember because it's been a while since I've been there.  One time at the Blondie's in SF, they had a chicken asparagus pizza which was the best combination ever.  I've never seen it offered at Berkeley but the chicken pesto is good.  If you want a quick bite near campus, go to Blondies.  The pizza is amazing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tYOUMqP7dsMNYbZ9GGZEBQ", "date": "2008-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o4A4of9dvG3Mk-9S3CdaGQ", "text": "Blondie's and Fat Slice are basically the exact same thing.\nBig huge slices of thick-crusted pizza for super cheap prices.\n\nBlondie's sometimes has more interesting pies available (BBQ chicken the last time I was there) but this location is so ghetto-tastic and full of thugs that I just can't give it a good review.\n\nFat Slice across the street may be just as dirty, but at least the clientele there don't look and act like they're packing heat.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WsVtyjU-5Xgzx9_NjLGK2Q", "date": "2007-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o5PivLfp_ObZn1PR5MRUrA", "text": "Good greasy pizza and pretty cheap. They won't validate your parking, but they will help you with your hunger. Grab a fast slice for under 3 bucks or a pretty decent sized pizza for 10. Just look out for seating because this place fills up fast.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Hs24zBW8S1usufMOvvR0Ww", "date": "2012-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O75VCbUNqZFUibuyACI4ew", "text": "Great place to grab a fast pizza. The owner also own Fat Slice, but I much prefer Blondie's over Fat Slice. I frequent Blondie's often when the $2.50 coupon circulate; a slice and a small fountain soda for $2.50 is a steal!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kJS3R2N1pzf59APqO5mxXA", "date": "2007-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OaZjW-nKYEBfqPMvcLzR0A", "text": "bl0ndies is either hit or miss.\npoint blank.\ni have been going here most of my life.\nthere are some rules you have to follow if u want good pizza.\n1. try to get the pizza when its hot and fresh out the oven. ( even if you have to wait!)\n\n2. dont get any fountian drinks. get a bottle soda.\n\n3. d0nt eat inside. find a place outside.\n\nfollow these rules if you want a good pizza experience at blondies =)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DOYR0vtRoHEw8pEzQiIKyw", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oGqZIydGCIqomSrJJToCmA", "text": "All it's got going for it is that its better than Fat Slice...That's about it. I hate these thick pizzas!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CP_9RYVP4th-DuL7LCaKtA", "date": "2008-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OJoJFC4YVH13gWWsaL_FMg", "text": "Not as big as one in SF, but just as good.\nBack in the day the pizza use to be so thick and puffy, now they're thin and crispy. Oh well, times are tough. The pizza is still really good tho. Affordable, good assortment of pizza and fast.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q6J0RrdafRqkxR_ffONHcQ", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oNQzSKPh9VAKS7zQI2TiwQ", "text": "Although both are horrible, I'd say Blondie's beats fat slice. Thick, soggy pizza, too much nasty cheese. It's cheap, but you get what you pay for.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qqmst5S4N4kBXOn3Th3I8g", "date": "2008-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oog-fds_sh4yZBT-W4NsBA", "text": "Blondie's pizza location is great. However, the service was somewhat slow especially for a busy place. I ordered 2 slices of pizza with a drink and it cost over $10. Granted the two slices were packed with meat and was a large portion.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Otg2Osn6MHNCNYLPl6BJ0g", "text": "Last time I went to Blondies, I got.. I believe it was called \"Meat lovers special\"? It was one of the daily specials for $3.45+tax.  Nothing too special about it. It was VERY thin with lots of toppings. It was kind of hard to even hold up the pizza to eat it and I needed to use my plate to help me balance the slice of pizza.  I saw other customers folding the pizza in half before eating it and that seemed to help them considerably.\n\nThe interior has a bunch of articles on the wall.  I don't know if they're random or if they may have some sort of significance.  There are only a few tables to sit at and some counters too.  You would think they'd have more chairs or something considering all the Berkeley students who go and buy their pizza.\n\nAnywho, I just thought the place was okay. I'd come back if I was really super hungry and nothing else was open, but other than that, I think I'm gonna pass.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a8CX659T80_jhSpPxe3Fpw", "date": "2010-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oUNadAMtAy6dHHPAYTHxng", "text": "A decent slice of pie at competitive prices.  In terms of taste, I'd definitely prefer fat slice down the block.  Blondies definitely has more topping variety under the heat lamps.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oz0gH0cr5IMWm3UoaS0LVA", "text": "A little slice of history right there on telegraph. The pizza is a good fill, but I warn you, do NOT get the \"salad\" pizza, you'll want to die. Heaps of tomatoes and spinach do not belong on lukewarm pizza. They added a yogurt machine now too, so that makes it like the 5th fro-yo place in the 2 block area...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PacPvmlp3NayNF3d5Zd_bw", "text": "The prices have gone up =( and the slices seemed slightly smaller. Maybe I've just grown up and am using my own money now instead of asking dad for a $5er. Still love the sauce though!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lwqXs9CXxRWbgBPJyzgvTQ", "date": "2009-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PPdohfQl3C6XQ73ut7qcnA", "text": "I am a big fan of Blondie's Pizza.  The vegetarian pizza is great.  Even better is the salad with the Miso dressing.\n\nIn fact, the pizza at Blondie's is among the best I have ever had.  If I hadn't eaten at the likes of Cheeseboard and Zachary's, this place would get five stars.  But it's tough being a pizza joint in Berkeley, and hence Blondie's, as incredible as it is, only gets four stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qb-x1nE7Bp-7HgUMYF0wzg", "text": "There's always a lack of seating... you pay an extra quarter for a box... and delicious toppings on large slices of pizza.  Why are there no small pizza shops like this in the LA area?...anyway,  I am intrigued by the stool/bar seating because they have news/media postings on the wall you can read... This is where I learned about that Sri Lankan singer that sang about her experience during the war and that's why she rapped about airplanes, terrorists, and other crap... See, if it weren't for blondies I would've just thought the Chicky was a little nutcase. :) thanks, Blondies for your food and entertainment haha", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eMB_WUbf9f8b9UEA0-cUPA", "date": "2010-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qgEVPFVPcXZ9xeuBgZdxdQ", "text": "Good pizza, good price. 'nuff said", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WbIAP8ZBCGFlABQc5cx_sQ", "date": "2008-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qgf4pSWhNSa3rDN8Bo28AA", "text": "My place of choice for pizza on southside!\n\nI love walking past this store and looking at the daily special.  They have a great rotation of daily special slices so you always have something new you can order when you're tired of the normal cheese, pepperoni, or vegetarian slices.  My favorite specials are the ones with pesto sauce! Yum!\n\nBlondie's pizza is still greasy but not as greasy as Fat Slice.  Vegetarian on wheat crust is the healthiest option while the daily specials are usually the greasiest and unhealthiest.  Good place to hit up for a quick bite!\n\nOh yea, they usually have coupons for pizza/drink combos passed out in the beginning of a semester.  Stock up!!!  They're extremely useful if you're a poor college student like me.\n\nSide note: One thing I don't get....Blondie's sells...fro-yo?  huh?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QiFt0q3UhYdHiCSkti3Q6Q", "text": "When I was at Berkeley, my mid-night snack was either Blondie's or Yokohama station. (Of course that was back then when I was crazy skinny!) I remember going to Blondie's, buy the Pepperoni slice combo with coke, load unbelievable amount of condiments on the top, then spend next 10 mins chatting with friends or reading obscure posts on the wall. Those were great times. \n\n4 stars for the sentimental value.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "npCUdiDUBmf5qVYDbIpRyg", "date": "2006-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qnCRdOU72QiOUqWj9gg4Gw", "text": "Honestly, nothing special.  I ordered a \"fat slice\" of pepperoni pizza and a drink and paid close to $5.  The drink was tiny, and there were no free refills.  The \"fat slice\" wasn't all that big, and for all of those Costco fans out there, my slice was slightly smaller than the average $2 Costco slice.  Not a bad deal considering the location however.\n\nI just wasn't impressed by the balance of the cheese, sauce and crust.  I was also not very happy at the lack of the bathroom facility of a place to wash hands.\n\nSpicy pepperoni was a plus however.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NLxvH0BjWY7i1aLB16hDgw", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qNNK_eHbzi4X3Rh0SqciYg", "text": "I love pizza but this place is just so gross. There is such good pizza in Berkeley, but not at this place.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "uqSE9YipS_6ilhcVgpPXWA", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QpR0UssnoHMp-rIzwYCoqg", "text": "Extremely bready and bland; you can't taste anything but the bread! Filling --yes, but for $3.50 I want something that stimulates the taste buds. \n\nWas starving at the time, so it worked but would risk mal-nutrition to not come back here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "oMF4PHnrGb9W-asVReF9fA", "date": "2009-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qp_vzvYmphrt4LjQmAYkNA", "text": "Pizza's just alright here.  I usually just get the Godzilla with all my friends.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QbFxA_E9rFRqE2f66sFacA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q_QvHLGKjSayDpleVapreA", "text": "I have to say that this is the ONLY place that serves pizzas whose pizza crust I will actually take pleasure in eating. \n\nYummmm....\n\nDelicious! I love when they have BBQ chicken slices. \n\n\n\nI never go when there's an event on/near campus and it's crazy busy. I rarely ever feel like standing on the sidewalk in line or hustling for a table. If it's moderately busy, I'd rather just get that sh*t to go and be about my merry way. That is just me.\n\n\nService makes me feel like I'm actually ordering pizza in New York and nobody really smiles unless of course you smile first and then they're obligated to smirk back at you. I'm sure your jaw hurts after the 200th customer. However, on the occasions when someone behind the counter decides to give me a genuine smile, it makes my delicious pizza experience (crust included) even better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "koVy8Bp1CiTNH1l5mVLYPw", "date": "2008-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qSMpxmbuv5BIzx3bNL100A", "text": "I have searched far and wide for a slice of vegetarian pizza that would live up to it's namesake. Their veggie slice is the best vegetarian pizza ever.\n\nWhy? Because they don't load you up with mushrooms (not a vegetable!) and olives (it's pickled), and if you're LUCKY other places will put onion or bell peppers.\n\nBlondie's uses zucchini & lots of diced tomato. YES. NOW we're talking vegetables.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wR_zzTNywskclfEzUbDgQw", "date": "2007-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r0qQ5Py9eFCGRFies26FOA", "text": "Yummy pizza with lunch special! How could one not love this place!?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XSCtPo2vklAMbvb33dMH4Q", "date": "2007-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RbU09uZvB5m30oprQUJZ_g", "text": "Best pizza in b town, which aint saying much but my god this stuff hits spot whn ur a little drikn or a little =~. AnywY cant go wrong with the pep and it kills fat slice or westcoast anyday, plus they are always givn out coupons for cheap deals! Shipoopi", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bgqE65YGEiwr0lrrsRK5iw", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "riqdVmgHeUwtJI5LbENGBg", "text": "Excellent Pizza. They use the best quality cheese, meat and sauce from organic farms and hands-down the best pizza in Berkeley. The problem is a whole pie can be expensive. If you go there, make sure to buy a slice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ljMM4D4qhdA0WZu3-vy5vg", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RPV2hzHxdKSBx2roIOAzrA", "text": "There was no wait when I entered Blondie's, but it looks like the pizza is pre-made and reheated when you order. It seems like, when I was in school, Blondie's had a bigger pizza and thicker crust with cornmeal that would get everywhere. The one I ate recently was a lot thinner and crispy (I always enjoy a crispy crust), but it was just wasn't as I remembered. The restaurant also looks different; the vintage posters are gone, replaced with a mural of sorts. I do like the layout; it's an open eatery with seats . They have a good beer selection and a much more extensive menu than Fat Slice, including more custom combinations of pizza and salads. I enjoyed my classic pepperoni, which had a pool of grease sitting at the top (yum!), but I felt like the pepperoni was overcooked, a little chewy, and some of the flavor had been lost.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "q_cYc9EJN1fzV7zwzc6MkA", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RqBRFdUpEr9ew2n8ILe1ig", "text": "Blondie's is one of my top 5 favorite pizzas.  I have had a lot of pizza in my day and I am sure there is much better than this, but I just really like their pizza.  Plain cheese is my favorite, but I like the veggie too.  Cheap, filling, fast; an all around good deal!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fPROLvVR20DTvqpy7IdTIQ", "date": "2006-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S7fQGU36ZTgGFkobVE8H0g", "text": "It's okay. If you're in the area during the day they'll probably hand you a coupon for a pizza and drink for $3.50 (pretty much a free drink). Fat Slice is cheaper without the coupon, and has well, fatter slices. Really it depends on what their special is because their BBQ Chicken or Sausage Supreme rules, but if you don't like spicy and all they have is Hyphy Pizza, go to fat slice.\n\nThough they're open super late so that's pretty cool while drunk!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ESS6anxjAYrw1TNe7ww8wg", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SBeNwxgtjC-Vmh4ErWaHYg", "text": "You gotta mess with the hyphy pizza", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nt4JrVf2o08rvG67p9wpKw", "date": "2011-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sbnwlxRMciBx3J-gIZlP7g", "text": "Remember when the slices used to be $1.50??? What happened to that :'( The pizza is greasy and not amazing- but the pepperoni is made of beef! And they have a lot of variety, with attempts to be health and environment conscious. 4 stars because it's Blondie's- it will always be an integral part of Telegraph Ave and Berkeley. Not for pizza connoisseurs :P", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OItuqiwsLcqatCT2Icp7Pg", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sEUbX2_Sm9myY9M71Rp1Pg", "text": "My favorite Pizza in the bay area thus far!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0qZ-FCSphehLraKqezNkBg", "date": "2011-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Socp_knLCbDTunQ82bRx4g", "text": "In my opinion Blondie's sits at the bottom of all pizza places at Berkeley.  There is absolutely nothing especially good about it (in contrast, Fat Slice is at least very good for thick, doughy pizza), and it tastes just like Domino's, maybe even worse.  The only reason it's popular is because of its proximity to the Berkeley campus, bay area history, and cheapness.  If instead it was located where Cheeseboard is, nobody would ever go out of the their way for it.  That's why Blondie's only has locations in crowded places where people are on a budget.  \n\nDon't get it wrong, I'm no pizza snob, I love Fat Slice and Round Table, I just call out crap when I taste it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "jFSJfblBdeeJFTsULXXaVQ", "date": "2007-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sxs_nCnQBQt78m_GuWu6Zw", "text": "Yummy pizza for a great price! =)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ezirHYlqRGr4WwGzetH4cg", "date": "2008-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TCx1bocdsG0mYp8D5gGfYA", "text": "DAMN DELICIOUS PIZZA!\n\nI'd give them five stars, but pizza isn't always hot or fresh out of the oven. Went there last night around 11pm and it tasted not up to par. I'm guessing it had been sitting out there for awhile cause it tasted dry and not warm at all. I guess you just have to time it and go get your slice right when they take it out of the oven. Also, it can get REALLY crowded and there's no where to sit and it's really hard to move around.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ERSb4CFyVkphXIFHM1jP1Q", "date": "2007-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "THVxEiOJxeFxabjREdDEwg", "text": "this place is bomb.com and that's all that matters.\n\ngreat location and awesome pizza....NOT the best you've ever had...but still very delicious.\n\nit's a bay area classic!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ipoJv9uuT3WgjeVozKUx8A", "date": "2008-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-tnXXEOPf4j-WNOdFQqOVw", "text": "pizza is only ok. i expected much better....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tOHKBoA_qG8MYIIpPlbKCA", "text": "Yes...this one is better than the Blondies in the city. But go across the street and tell me Fat Slice isn't better!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gwqVxUenNohQmreJENWzDg", "date": "2007-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u391mZiR6scELI6S0K_YYA", "text": "Once great, no more! This place used to make one mean pizza, but I went there yesterday and it was lousy! The service was poor. The girl at the front counter acted as if she had never looked at their own menu and spoke with a barely audible voice. After waiting 20 or so minutes, they delivered a flat, blah looking pizza. It looked nothing like I had remembered. When I told the guy who dropped it off it was supposed to be thick crust, he just stared at me, said nothing, then walked away. Another girl came over to check and explained \"it's because of the weather.\"  The pizza was greasy, had almost no sauce and sparse toppings. I explained to my family, it used to be great, it did.....just not anymore. The pizza was crap, it tasted like a frozen pizza. I suspect hey must've sold the chain or something? What was once a great pizza joint is now completely passable. I will never go back!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "DzNb5Q4sH0o3FPQDaPEFjA", "date": "2012-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UcEBgE8NnViz7wiyg8i5GA", "text": "I have dreams about this pizza! The price is good and the pizza is even better.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mIP064w8UzeiArLqt7tBiA", "date": "2010-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UL2dAR37qds8K6Czlnvkag", "text": "This place is so high school!  Haven't been there since I graduated in '88.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6bfcLLL35DpsxAxxk5ZNAQ", "date": "2006-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uM9YEJyEmW1dpL6IxhvTnQ", "text": "great pizza really it is! But it costs to much. I wish I could go here, but what happened to the $1.50 slices, now it costs over 3 bucks! this place is badly managed, or just plain greedy", "stars": 2, "user_id": "evOgjbmX06AtQo-OD9AauQ", "date": "2009-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UwKg48N5q-QIFop-ogCpjg", "text": "Just because they are Blondies.  But seriously, is there a better pie?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5Wj4U52P2omE1BCa2lrzCw", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uyZ_UkRVBEGTiokuK8Aiow", "text": "The pizza here is decent.  If you crave food late and want grease, Blondie's is the solution.  The quality of pizza by-the-slice depends on how long it's been sitting, so if you want the cheese that stretches off the slice like it does in the commercials but never in the box, get an entire pizza fresh out of the oven and eat it there.  The pepperoni is pretty darn good.  Granted, you will meet strange and sometimes rowdy people at night, but you're in Berkeley so stop complaining.  It is getting expensive though at over three bucks a slice [sometime's I'll want two]\n\nOne of the three southside late-night favorites for Cal students, along with topdog and la burrita. I'm partial to it over fat slice because it's closer to the rest of the late-night food, closer to most of the southside students, and in a better-lit path than fat slice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2008-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V2RsIchURZdIsazWAxy0ig", "text": "Blondie's has got some interesting flavors! The pizzas of the day have some definite kick to it. The pizza is fresh, the slices are big and the prices are reasonable. I would definitely recommend Blondie's over Fat Slice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V2S5ZhaHllmqhJDR_-yhnw", "text": "OK, well I got off to a shaky start in this place, but my husband swore the pizza rocked! I'm not sure if it was the red and blue tape lines on the floor to indicate where to go, or the gaudy mish mash of colored ugly signs everywhere, but esthetically it wasn't pleasing. I couldn't get beyond the cold, unwelcoming ambiance; just didn't feel like where pizzas should come from. However, I have to admit my husbands pizza crust looked REALLY tasty...that brick oven flakiness. If you are looking for a quick bite, and are willing to walk with it...Blondies might work for you. There are a few random tables and stools facing the wall to sit on. I bet this place is busy during school...within a block of U.C. Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mpz0oTTE4O74PF05igz4ag", "date": "2009-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V2w9numw57XTcT9s5koN3A", "text": "I like this place, its not cheap cuz its about 3-4 bucks for a damn slice of pizza but its good.  They have a special everyday, they got a fuckin calendar of their specials posted on the fuckin front door so peep that if you want to come back a different day and shit.\n\nMake sure you get your shit heated up if its been sitting for too long, real talk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YQToebY384Djh6vvc1wVpA", "date": "2008-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vauSzU8iInR0ydE8NniRGQ", "text": "I've only been there once.. and it was amazing!!\nMy friends and I were going to a Cal Berkely Volleyball game and we wanted to stop for dinner. So we went to Blondies and there were a lot of us... They have many different sizes. We got the biggest size and it was huge and it wasn't very expensive as i recall. We got sausage and peporonie. it was yummy", "stars": 4, "user_id": "u97LFBbbnj2Sb4Ci77SrlQ", "date": "2011-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vbg2Fybb0ohpWOmDnrNXxg", "text": "Blondie's is in a fierce match with Fat Slice for the worst Pizza on Telegraph Ave.,but Fat Slice wins. These places make pizza making seem like an incredibly difficult art. You would think a little tang to the sauce would be doable, or a crust or cheese that wasn't related to the cardboard family could be managed. Couldn't they go steal whatever they do at decent pizza places like Gioia or Escape from New York Pizza ? They seem to have a built in clientele of students needing an infusion of some greasy salty negative nutritional value food item and they just don't try. It's sad.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "0YXRZo0Hd2YyB2p1IeRrYA", "date": "2009-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VkBkgFvgMawvgR3g7CwKrQ", "text": "Typically, this place is a 3 star, but b/c of such great memories here, i decided to give it another star.\n\nOne night, after a long night at Raleigh's aka Manny tap room, my friends and I decided to stroll over for late night grub!\n\nI was not even hungry, but my friend forced me to eat half his pizza, even though I knew he was hungry, b/c he felt bad i wasn't eating. Little gestures like that makes me smile. Thanks friend!\n\nBlondie's has..i think three choices every day. Cheese, Pepperoni, and pizza of the day.\n\nUnfortunately, prices has steady gone up, like all the stores on Telegraph!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ed20T0T3jkAqVBBiyXju6A", "date": "2010-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wZc9_VPtKp2JCzg-yH0OMQ", "text": "Cheap pizza!  That's what this place is, cheap pizza!  And I'm not calling it cheap, like a cheap whore, or maybe I am.  But it's hella cheap pizza!  If you're low on the funds and need some grub, you need to get the cheap pizza!\n\nI got a salad, which is pre-made.  For some reason I was thinking that they would make the salad for me fresh.  I'm not sure why.  Maybe because the pizza is made fresh.  Otherwise the salad was decent.  I would have felt better if it had more chicken in it.  But like I said it was decent.  I really should have gotten the cheap pizza!\n\nThe place is kind of dingy, but what do you expect when you have cheap pizza?  Candles, romantic music.  Oh, hell no!  You get sticky tables and counters.  If you are a germ a phobe, please make sure you wipe down your table and seat before using them.  Or better yet, get your pizza to-go and eat else where.  The workers there look intimidating, but they are hella nice.  Like hella nice and patient!  I'm glad they have quality workers to go with the cheap pizza!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8msyzcHj92LGxqIf8LoOVw", "date": "2011-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X1oApuLi2RRGp7pUw0s87A", "text": "Love a veggie slice where the veggies outweigh the cheese and crust.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OQgwXIgvhCBL2S0aAVI2QQ", "date": "2012-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XAh7GHb-h1ICNbfsz4cD8A", "text": "Same deal here as the Union Square location.  It was a useful spot to grab something before a concert at the Greek Theatre.  Keep in mind no tables, just a few counters, and a lot of people just take their slice and walk with it.  Pizza itself is par...of course, par for pizza is nummy, so no problems there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q2Iest8oggBub6nVBFEcNw", "date": "2007-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XHHB-rjiA6mazxpAfF0dlQ", "text": "Pretty much the same as the Blondie's on Powell in SF. Greasy but decent pizza at average prices. Although they did go out of there way to let the customers know that their pepperoni is made of 100% beef. Thank goodness, I was worried for a second...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ILz8ApVEgTqbv5LnC6PyuA", "date": "2008-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-xiQD6TZauV7nue8iB17Rw", "text": "Been coming here ever since there was a Mr.Rags next door. That was about a decade ago or so. Love how they have reading material posted up on the wall.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DMAxbsnqfEeB2WVRHjCAVQ", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xOD1TvURLk-IUgDuFuq_0Q", "text": "This place will never receive a Michelin rating, but damn if it doesn't serve a purpose when you are stumbling back to BART from a Cal game...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VF6EHpw0robbkfAkuympMw", "date": "2009-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xrek91GSc6f3bo5QMaNn7A", "text": "QUICK, EASY AND GREASY!\n\nThis is a great stop whenever you're in Berkeley. Get a quick bite of pizza heaven. Its decently priced and not really too dirty on the inside! Most people are really on the go around here but they've got tables and chairs if you just wan to chill and eat and people watch since we all know that there are some crazy character in Berkeley. There's not really much to say about the place, it's a quick pizza joint. Flavor wise it isn't that bad but to me it isn't the best. its also very affordable slices and the selection is abundant with unique concoctions to satisfy your craving. So all you kids out there if you're ever in the Berkeley area stop by and grab a bite and you wont be disappointed!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qEvvMP71m96-0NXZ_weh1g", "date": "2012-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XT6lIlnkxlIaCEKhYlOgqg", "text": "I loveee this place. Conveniently located adjacent to an inconvenient campus, and yes, they have very, very affordable prices. My brother and I had the 11\" 2 topping with Pepperoni and Spinach.\n\nIt was merely a simple pizza in the sea of complicated, interestingly-named specials. Plenty of space and choices here, it suddenly got busy closer to 1 than noon.\n\nThe pizza was not nearly as greasy as the horror stories I've read recently here on yelp, and in fact the pizza was crisp with just enough sauce, cheese, and a slight amount of grease on top. That excess was easily sopped off with a napkin.\n\nAll in all, I would come back here again if by some messed up twist of fate I were back in the area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tvPiRBkEwlE47nkDozzfBw", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y1a0hw8cwYibfX9o77GQ_w", "text": "Love me sum Blondie's...I always get a cheese slice...If I'm feeling really hungry, then I might get the pepp...Love the cheese & crushed peppers available at ur convenience 2 shake on as much as u want...Cool spot...Been coming here 4 years...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "43JU_n9LO7sr8N-8hNcs3A", "date": "2009-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y5RMbns8N-P7hOWixifmqQ", "text": "I don't think this place need another review.\n\nBlondie's is an old establishment and hasn't changed much.\nOne thing I noticed: crusts got thinner.\n\ncheap, pretty good, quick.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "p9OUxMKlyRkOueYAeHuXig", "date": "2011-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YcIpACbicnU9QF_-0DeNZw", "text": "I lived off these slices for a while in my younger days.  I have had NY pizza and this is comparable. It was always a great place for young skateboarders and anarchists to get some work and make some awesome pizza for cheap.   Always look forward to grabbing a slice of just the cheese and making a meal out of it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iYq6DulDccjqMIkzQOtRkw", "date": "2011-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yCkmxz8WUwvt6Hawvj6W0A", "text": "Hands down this is my favorite place for a slice of Pepperoni Pizza. I don't eat swine so I normally wouldn't eat Pork Pepperoni, Lucky for me this place uses Beef Pepperoni! It tastes amazing! They always have slices coming out fresh out the oven, if you are in the area, do not miss the chance to have a legendary slice of pizza at Blondies! - Extremely satisfied customer!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sq-pnCyGSrZgweTmvdpbKQ", "date": "2012-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yf7lRc9RH5RHfKzf_wSB8w", "text": "If you buy a large pizza and split it. It's a good deal, but the slices are so big, that you could just buy two slices and be uber full. \n\nIf you feel like you want to do some reading and eat, then take a seat at the side wall and read the articles pinned up on the wall. \n\nRight across from a bank machine if you need cash.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p6nBKyT9Y_pFJ1WxVEowwA", "date": "2006-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yMM9DBlUczeZoTEb2-LHDg", "text": "I LOOOOOVE BLONDIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SO MUCH! it's the best ever!!! BEEF peperoni i know, sounds kind of weird huh but it's not it's one of the best things besides JESUS that hit my life!! you have to try it..i dunno about the rest of the pizza stuff but i just get the regular peperoni and cheese. PROMISE you won't regret it...just make sure you work out afterwards...it's extra greasy, hey if you gonna have a FAT day might as well go all out right? LOL oh also go at night, that's when i go it's better it's something about the ppl that make it durning the day...i like food that is prepared with love not like, and at night they make it with love. They also always give me a slice that comes out of the oven and let me choose my slice. : )", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZFTjUb8yPIwxew_MfLIdgg", "date": "2008-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yyTsIUR0GtVSVh9mY49itA", "text": "To me, this place is just like every other pizza place. Good fatty pizza, but nothing super special. The seating layout on the inside is also kind of empty - they could definitely fit in more tables or chairs or something inside. I like reading the magazine & newspaper articles on the walls though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yzGQrGS_F8s0vvv8LBYAUQ", "text": "This place is horrible!!! Avoid. Extremely rude and bad service. Bad quality and price.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_Y6lfwIuQzjY3w2bsyvo9g", "date": "2012-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z7K4wmbW_gwKDAuH3nIs2Q", "text": "Tasty, greasy pizza.  Right across the street from Fat Slice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fFGPBtsutYpn3A155Sf75Q", "date": "2004-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z8YKo-cj1ziXrClRp13qXA", "text": "Oh gosh in just a few words, I love this place!!!!!  I crave it like there is no tomorrow and even if I have it the night/day or week before I want it again and again!\n\nMy favorite is the cheese and pepperoni ofcourse.  The pizza is soft, cheese is fresh and it's always right out of the oven.  I've gotta say this place is one of the best, you have got to check it out.  They also have one in SF, too bad it closes so early ahhhh.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OVWWIGl8CxOKzAxUsGBxpw", "date": "2010-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZDj8es1rEw4jB5C4YxKlZg", "text": "I used to be a fan of Blondie's (SF) until I started buying slices from this one in Berkeley. The slices are way too greasy, albeit large, and they are thick-crusted abominations of true pizza. I got diarrhea once from eating this greasy mess. Yes, it's a pretty large slice plus soda for about 3 dollars, but you can do better with 3 bucks in Berkeley.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jVaiCNmWOjoI0led5LZuyA", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zhqWJaW7a1-r3lEJCz9prw", "text": "Don't get me wrong.\nTheir pizza is great.\nHOWEVER, they wouldn't serve me what I wanted, a whole 18\" Chipotle Chicken pizza because they didn't want to make it. WTF", "stars": 1, "user_id": "iW6ZZ1cLxPDyAp5A3ODYgg", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zjnZhHIlnfZL5aqgp4WcWg", "text": "Terribly boring pizza that was one of my first \"by the slice\" pizzas I have ever had in my life, hanging out in Berkley like some mod skater punk rude boy idiot.\n\nLovely memories, okay pizza.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oW2bCSJ5bIHyRnoZvkHwDg", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zQAE_WbK8l-cAw0Or020oQ", "text": "Pretty much a Berkeley institution, and where students often go to get a quick slice of pizza.  That'd be the only reason to go.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kS1MQHYwIfD0462PE61IBw", "date": "2007-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZwXh5D1qRfsxVSyebweyGA", "text": "crap pizza. crap salads. with so much good cheap food in berkeley why settle for blondies?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "y0cCcyxKUsOBjyN10qtkZg", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zzrq8utw-mCQOG3tLCPajg", "text": "without a doubt - best pizza on the planet, perhaps in the universe. regardless of the kind i got - i was not disappointed. i never am. the crust alone is made from bready goodness, and the ingredients!! i believe they have a bunch culinary elves in the back who put it all together. \ngreat wait staff - very patient, and courteous. i've never had issues with them in all the years i've been going there...\n the fountain cups could be bigger,but on the whole - it's a yumfest.\nevery time i've gone, i really haven't had to wait in a long time, which is great because there have been times when the line goes out the door. \ni love people watching and the window seat. telegraph avenue provides great entertainment value for free. \nfor me - a trip to berkeley involves pizza from Blondie's,  and dogs from Top Dog.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Acu0fNMNleemfNd4T3SIoQ", "date": "2012-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4fhMJcEnbYI_woRhYMEY0Q", "text": "So first, the price is fair, the veggie pizza is around $3.25, but the pizza could be considered gourmet so it is totally reasonable.  The service was good, I asked for my water bottle room temperature, the girl was more than willing to go back in to their storage room to get me one.  The atmosphere was cozy, feel free to go by yourself (I actually recommend it).  They have a nice wall full of magazine articles to read while you enjoy a wonderful pizza by itself.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2011-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5JaQ12R1f-uLHIgfJvk1Lw", "text": "i still like their veggie pizza!  plus, their open late, and that's always a good thing in my book!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Da_ZO8lKwIacljqKUJbAlw", "date": "2005-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5zZjPC6lpIGf0ILxDu7Ztg", "text": "A little bit overrated (I prefer Fat Slice), but still a pretty good, greasy piece of pizza.  I usually go with the pepperoni or their special of the day.  One great thing about Blondie's is that it's open relatively late, and it tastes even better after a few drinks at one of the nearby bars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SqSMWBHD2Lklf_8W5MftPA", "date": "2007-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dTXA5TgesXw9E3Cpv20tTQ", "text": "There are so many things that are wrong with Blondie's.\n\nThe available seating is pretty weak because if you are traveling with a group you are essentially condemned to sit at a table that will intersect with the lines waiting for the cashier or their pizzas. So for groups you pretty much HAVE to choose carry-out. If you are eating alone then have fun sitting at one of the bar stools staring at a wall :(.  \n\nThe biggest travesty is how weak Blondie's pizza is. The ratio of sauce, cheese, and dough is a delicate thing in pizza. Blondie fucks it up on so many levels. I think it's a combination of the shitty/low-quality ingredients and not enough sauce and/or cheese. The dough tastes really bad and there's too much dough and not baked enough.Honestly, I do not understand how people can keep on subsidizing this shit especially when better options (Cheeseboard's, La Val's, etc.) exist.\n \nAVOID", "stars": 1, "user_id": "NfFkIbwoH9GMLBYg_YeKmA", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jmCX9zE23yaARXX6rCR1tg", "text": "absolute drunk food.  thats the best way to describe it.  i dont know a single soul that comes here during daylight.\n\nnot the best pizza, but it'll do.... when youre drunk.  every UC has \"a pizza joint\"... i would say this is berkeley's....\n\nin the whole scheme of \"UC pizza joints\", it cant even compete against woodstocks in UCD or UCSB.  same goes with the girls too. =P", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8aSgFHQTJJo7CCNUUfOffg", "date": "2010-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kr9ILqApntpOmSTOWhzg8w", "text": "Why does a scruffy pizza place like Blondie's seem to draw people in like flies to a light bulb?\n\nMaybe it's the potential. Maybe it's the dodgy appearance. Yet nothing beats greasy pizza in the evening when one should be eating a decent meal and getting ready for bed. Or maybe it's the quick service which shouts, \"here's your food, now go f'en eat it!\". Of course projected in a way where you aren't offended but just glad you got your steamy hot paper plate of gooey pizza that burns your mouth as you close your eyes over the goodness of the carbs and the temptation to buy a whole pie.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RR-hNSxTUs4CSkGQZLEWyw", "date": "2009-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nKdA7v3p9ERtE4VJz3GLZQ", "text": "Tastier than Fat Slice, I think they rub garlic on the crust. I like that they promote literacy and musical awareness. By posting Rolling Stone magazine clippings on the wall.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZC9eqC7ogPfQWWXgTPcC-g", "date": "2009-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PWrYzx2KWmel8WDjvMDuVg", "text": "Blondie's is definitely better than Fat Slice. But that's like saying Gaddafi has a better sense of style than Kim Jong Il: Although factually correct, I'd rather be dressed by the Queen of England. In this case the Queen is the Cheeseboard.\n\nOkay, who am I kidding? I don't need to be proper all the time, and unlike the Queen, I certainly don't go to bed at 8. So Blondie's is a great spot for a slice of pizza late at night when most everything else is closed. Also, it's almost a requirement to come here if you are a college kid, drunk, or a drunk college kid.\n\nIf other things are open, it seems more prudent to spend $5 for an entire pizza at Little Caesars or $2.50 for a slice at the Cheeseboard rather than $3.50 here. If you don't want to stray far from Telegraph Avenue, though, Blondie's is okay during the middle of the day too. Mmmm, grease!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8HMh_tUyp6AzcZvieGsJug", "date": "2011-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "snd2xIgGsoq6TO5Z2KrhCA", "text": "it is a real feat to have pizza worse than Fat Slice... Cheers!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KgGNUaAq8ZfD1PVuRxEwOw", "date": "2008-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ViuaERVvL1KlvxzcpVgJow", "text": "Blondies is normally a 3 or a 4 but in recent months the pizza has been tasting drier and less flavorful than usual. Always like that they have oregano and garlic powder in addition to red peppers. I will fondly remember the many nights my friends and I came here after going to the local bars.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4RWjr6-QXA9Z-7gRMXMDhQ", "date": "2010-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WYrTwJHdGPPI26I8rN74zQ", "text": "I am disappointed in Blondies for increasing their prices. I can not believe I had to pay 3.75 for a slice of pizza that was barely larger than what I would order from Domino's. Blondies used to be the place I would go when on Telegraph or Powell Street because it was cheap and there was seating, but now I will have to look elsewhere, the pizza just isn't worth 3.75.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ct4vYvNgmkXdnb3jgureHw", "date": "2009-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "mwue63ZIXB_aUckKJH0Oew", "text": "pepperoni pizza. mmmmm. $3.50 for a nice pizza.\n\nShame on them for running out of parmesean cheese on a GAME DAY. tsk tsk.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2009-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "HOJcrRPZR_ESQOKMUmDdAA", "text": "Three stars might be too charitable for a place that closes early if it runs out of pizza.  The highlight of Blondie's has to be the Joke Man, standing out front.  Here's a joke:\n\nJoke Man stops a passing girl and says \"I know where you got your shoes.\"\n\nWhere?\n\nJoke Man: \"Will you give me a dollar if I tell you where you got your shoes?\"\n\nOk.\n\nJoke Man: \"You got your shoes on your feet!\"\n\nDammit.  He didn't say Payless, so he ain't getting the dollar.\n\nSome people have no sense of humor.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pOBnHxFh4NbBTHdf3oWvdg", "date": "2006-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CpGsiNXOLxLh1D2diOup3g", "text": "It's pretty good pizza, and it's definitely better than Pepe's down the street.\nI first came here with my family on the day I moved in as a freshman, and we ordered the whole wheat vegetarian because we're all conscious eaters. We waited around 15 minutes, which I suppose is around the time it takes for a pizza, but I noticed when we got our pizza that the entire bottom was burnt. Literally charred past distinguishable flavor. We took it back to them so that they could make us a new one but they argued with us that it was how it was supposed to be. Finally they relented and baked us a new one, but their quality checking is pretty dismal.\n\nNow, onto the actual food, the pizza actually tasted a lot better than it sounds. The vegetables tasted pretty fresh and the dough was crispy. It was also around $18 for a large 16\" pizza, which seems pretty decent a price.\n\nIf you crave pizza, this will probably be the place to get it close to campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cy1bNNmTdOtnB6Z-aWq2aw", "text": "This place is good, but I feel it has gone a bit downhill since when I used to come here back in high school. \n\nThe pizza here is good, and I love that they have a flavor of the day, but I also find the pizza a bit plain and bland. The crust doesn't have an appealing taste, and the slices are always covered in grease. \n\nIts a small place but there is a fair amount of seating. Service is okay and they also have frozen yogurt and salads which is nice. \n\nThis place is good for students cause it's cheap and quick, but the quality is going to either clog your arteries or make your taste buds turn on you.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nPjxJWLl1s95VHG9MkmSrA", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D90g_p99w86ak7rUJaNAwA", "text": "Gets crowded at peak times, and for good reason. Service is fast and pizza is good.  Also, they typically have someone a store or two down handing out coupons that many a passerby ignore. Pick up a coupon, get in line, enjoy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YxvKcSBI9GHZpDExPGfT3w", "date": "2008-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ds9ITIyZaKbnKXxLb-2EcQ", "text": "Blondies, classic Berkeley place ....\nPizza is better than average, no where near as good as Zach's, but then again, two different types of pizza.  \nBlondies is great for a quick piece of pizza when crushing thru Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AnlpuiByFLsRjwdz6ve1sg", "date": "2012-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f28fXZk4MEFXD_ePs6DWsg", "text": "There are only a few things that can pull me away from Bongo Burger when I'm in Berkeley. Ready? Here they are: \n1. Magic Mushroom\n2. Pesto Chicken\n\nThose two daily specials are the BOMB DIGGITY. When I'm eating it, it's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's grindin' up on each other and shit. Bomb freakin' diggity. \n\nSadly, I'm never in Berkeley on the days when a magic mushroom slice is served. It's a sad feel, indeed. ;_;\n\nBut, oh! What's that? I'm missing one star? Well, that's because their pizza can be greasy (but the pesto chicken isn't too bad) and the crust is thin. Also, their vegetarian option really could have been so much more (it's so DRY), but that's an issue beyond the control of anyone working there. \n\nThe magic mushroom and the pesto chicken make up for those faults in spades. If you ever see those daily specials, do yourself a favor, and go in, and get a slice. It'll be like a party in your mouth, and everyone's all dancin' and grindin' up on each other and shit. Bomb freakin' diggity.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7e1ycWoz1of-DEzc7ZuX8w", "date": "2012-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fY1Qe3ENrFHDN_Sx25Ha6g", "text": "The pizza here is not bad. Its a bit too greasy and gooey for me, but maybe that is your thing. What I do love is that they make really great salads on the cheap. I think they run about 3-4 bucks and come in a heaping to go box. I highly recommend the miso dressing. Also awesome, in the summer you can buy a large wedge of watermelon for a buck. Great alternative to the other unhealthy offerings in the student budget.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5R6ZA7-RfolAJ4Bj2Hzm2A", "date": "2007-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jDG_adFY_tTH3MCIKeAgPw", "text": "Every time someone mentions Blondies I am taken back to a more humble and simpler time of the late 80's when I was a little girl, my uncle was finishing up his MBA at UC Berkeley, and we'd walk over to Blondies to get a slice of heaven for just a buck...once in a while I still get the craving for a slice of pepperoni with a sprinkling of their Italian seasoning and parmesan...yummm (I actually just had this last weekend at their SF location with a couple of friends who thanked me for introducing them to the healthy wheat crust veggie) ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aia4zwccbiq82yApTnb5sw", "date": "2010-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MSmKdELxwcWCv4jGIDjCbQ", "text": "blondie's is known for their pizza. they also sell a generic commerialized version of froyo..\n\nfroyo review only\n\navailable flavors\n-\n-strawberry: a little tart\n-pistachio: greenish, with hint of pistachio, very sweet\n-cable car chocolate\n-country vanilla\n-cookies & cream\n\npricing: (sm2.95) (m3.50) toppings .99 cents each. 3  toppings  for 1.99 fruit toppings. 17 dry toppings(cereals, nuts, grains, chocolates...).\n\nyogurt drips:\n-creamy texture, melts fast\n-sweet generic  flavors.\n-froyo tastes similar to yogurt park.\n-generic service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2009-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oyCSNgw_4MY9lRjS7OsLkA", "text": "i think blondie's probably just sits there waiting for me to stumble out of a telegraph bar with an empty tummy. biggest attraction: always open! veggie slice is delish on wheat bread that's pretty sweet. nam nam nam", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Nq31P668CK-_3GyHNgb77g", "date": "2009-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PX_I6_htNE0ChBjOzIjduw", "text": "The cheese slice is good. the crust is crunchy just the way I like it. You'd think it'd taste gross when you see it sitting under the heat lamps, but when you take a bite, it tastes so fresh and delicious!! People watching while you eat is fun, too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S8lMmhzGrj63KepejMu0EA", "date": "2008-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rnCqZS_NilUPtmA0e8Adqg", "text": "Blondie's is the shit.  Nice fluffy chewy crust.  Way better than Fat Slice & even though they are only like 100 ft apart, there's way less crackheads in front of Blondie's.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sXch-HcnwKOLwJOBQSDfFw", "date": "2006-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RpiG9znhhFynF7eC3x7ckA", "text": "Blondies is okay. It's a pretty good value meal (especially the drinks---they're $1, but the new cashier who started work today didn't know any better and was selling them for 50 cents) and I think well-suited for their average cash-strapped collegiate customer who just needs to quell his hunger for a few hours between classes. \n\nThe pizza comes out pretty greasy, unless you get the healthy option which is meatless and rather unappetizing looking. It tastes fine though and made for a completely adequate meal, nothing more. \n\nI think Fat Slice tastes better (if you compare pepperoni to pepperoni, veggie to veggie, although not much else can be compared) but Blondie's has a much better seating area. It looks cozy and clean, while Fat Slice's frequently reeks of the bathroom right behind the kitchen or an extremely odd, pungent mixture of pizza ingredients. \n\nOverall, this place is alright, not the best.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "21WGkxli71IQDgDyFwbJEw", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sp0GKOxSfypvwVewt1U2lA", "text": "This place is worth it is you're short on cash and don't really care about being healthy. Although, to give them a little credit, they advertise a health vegetarian option, but it looks nasty (I apologize to its fans). I've tried fat slice, but if you get the daily special or use the coupon, it's basically the same price. I'm not a huge fan of pizza and I can't really differentiate between quality pizza and common pizza ( I like costco pizza, if that says anything) but I'd say try it at least once. But then again, if you don't, you're not really missing out on anything.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2009-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TP5-HXRJjkiqcYwHS3p2uQ", "text": "I'm not particularly picky when it comes to pizza, so don't make your decision to come here (or not) based on my review, but I think Blondie's is cool. They give huge slices and the dough isn't bad.  I love their pesto pizza.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ir95IIu8GwCwYgSzMaksLA", "date": "2007-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W3oi3x4xYZ4HF6kHOMfn-g", "text": "Rather than throw out old pizza that's been sitting for hours, they lump it in with new slices and reheat it for you if you're unlucky enough to get those pizzas. They know this is a bad practice, and recently have instituted a new ticket system where a guy comes from the back and chooses your slices rather than the register man, so you can't ask him for the non-rotting pieces, and you have no expectation of being served immediately the fresh pizza sitting right up front in the window. Not only are you paying 3.44-4 bucks for an old slice, you have to wait 8 minutes for the oven to regrease it and bring it back to life rather than being served the pizza you see and is ready to be consumed immediately.\n\nThe old dude up front in glasses and the little fedora is a big time jerk, dripping with contempt for his customers. He'll linger and charm any young college girl though. Just saying.\n\nUsed to be able to get a slice and a drink for 3.50 a couple years ago, but now it's around 5 bucks if you want that. You get a small 12 oz. cup packed with ice, so maybe 5 oz. of soda. No refills.\n\nThe place is pretty dirty, considering bums wander and linger around in there. The only good thing about Blondie's is they don't let indigents out front cuss at you like in front of Fat Slice, but I think that may be because they're flanked by more respectable businesses.\n\nShould be shut down, but a continual rotation of new college freshmen and people giving it 5 stars simply because you can get it at 12:30am after drinking ensures it wont. The artificially good reputation I see here is probably why they've raised prices so much since I was in college.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ETMiA-ZzeXQvuPmAUKvF1w", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wtGPUmT7-mkZf_GMgU5KRA", "text": "Pizza is good but $4 a slice is way overpriced.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qtuth5KSWgqWTaNcM94ClQ", "date": "2012-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wy3k05Nxax6_YXphs4osIw", "text": "Everyone from the bay area loves this place.  I think it isn't a step over mediocre.  Nuff said.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Aq6gTDIs82_QKe_4mE7JPA", "date": "2008-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YyjkJguXdNmxge-HxajW7Q", "text": "Awesome choice for lunch here!  We tried the veggie pizza and the meat lover's pizza.  A slice of each of course, I can't stomach 2 pizzas with Lewis in one sitting.  I think lunch was around $6-8?  Don't order a fountain drink here, it's such a ripoff, our soda was even filled up all the way.  You're better off running over the Walgreens to buy a liter of your own soda for the same price.  Will definitely come back here to try more pizzas!\n\nTough place to find a seat so be, be, be aggressive!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "25IwypbQ37-yErtakp6itA", "date": "2010-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sRmEbCfjuCNXEspJaczY-Q", "text": "Blondie's used to be the Jam, but they have def lost some swagger. I went back to Norcal for the weekend and found myself in Berkeley looking for late night snacks. Thought I'd give Blondie's a shot. \nI can't really place exactly what was wrong with it. The slice was just a bit limp. The cheese was flavorless and the crust was like day old wonder bread. Not sure what there deal is. I guess it would've been a better decision to go down the street to the other pizza joint for a slice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5S10gdHDYisDKflbuazOqA", "date": "2009-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JykaX9PDDx4JonWT0g5TVQ", "text": "It's open late, next to campus, is a classic institution, and they make a respectable pie. If you're a student  this is one of your meccas. It's more thick crust than thin crust, and the crust was always a draw for me.  If you live in Berkeley and have a car or are willing to walk past Southside, go to Pie in the Sky, Arinell, or Gioia's instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2007-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6vNIslTtI_2S70Abp9XrbQ", "text": "Blondie's is pretty awesome. It's cheap and easy. One can always go for a slice. The slices here are not super big, even though they use slices from their largest size of pizza. They have four sizes of pizza if you order whole ones: medium, large, giant, godzilla. For everyday slices, they have cheese, pepperoni, veggie, and a  daily special. They post the daily special in front of the store and online. They're yummy, but not all pizzas were created equal so it's a hit or miss on some days. I tend to find the vegetarian specials better than the meat ones, like the bbq chicken, pesto chicken, garlic chicken, and Mexican chicken. The chicken here is simply too dry. Plus, this place is the only one beknownst to me to tout a hyphy pizza, but the combo of pineapple, jalapenos, and olives really did not do it for me. One daily special I am thankful for is the deep dish. Those aren't easy to come by.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tm798ptjz4rV3tHQY1qvzA", "text": "The last time I went here was years ago.  But here's why:\n\nIt was hot outside.\nI walk inside.\nThe guy behind the counter was wearing a tank top.\nHe was flipping the dough...spinning away.\nThe phone rang.\nHe folded the dough under his arm to hold it while he answered the phone.\nTHE PIZZA DOUGH WAS TOUCHING HIS SWEATY HAIRY ARMPIT.\n\nI walked out.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_9-oyQtb3UsvX87_HYIZbQ", "date": "2008-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "HrwFU04WffZUGo6OBgE08A", "text": "Can you swear on Yelp?\n\nIf so, I'd like to throw out a huge \"Fuck this place and the whole staff that was working the same night Dethklok played at UC Berkeley!\". I've never encountered such a group of completely inept and useless lumps of flesh, or been as close to punching a restaurant supervisor or manager in the face as I was a few months ago when eating here. \n\nIf you order a slice of pizza that they don't have made yet, and are given  a number, make sure you stand right against the counter to wait for the slice. If you make the mistake of stepping back and walk 10 feet to the rear of the restaurant, so others can order, you get the shaft. They are going to make 3 slices, call out 4 or 5 numbers, and it's first come first serve as to who gets the slices regardless of what number you have. After they give your slice away to whoever stands closest  and you complain, they will accuse you of already getting your slice, then change their mind and say you didn't come to the counter fast enough.  While you are arguing with them, another pizza will come out of the oven and they will give every slice of that one away to the other customers, while saying \"I'm sorry...oh I'm sorry, it will just be a few minutes for more, uhhhh  I didn't realize you didn't get yours yet...oh sorry\". Then the supervisor or manager will say \"Here's what I'll do, I'll give you an extra slice\". Guess what asshole, when I went up to the counter and placed the order, I thought about how hungry I was and made sure to order enough food to fill me up. Not everyone wants to be a useless fat piece of shit eating until they are sick or burst. One slice of your crappy pizza weighs a pound and has 4 trillion calories. No human needs an extra one for free.\n\nWith that said, one of my greatest regrets in life is not accepting that extra slice of pizza just to throw at that moron.\n\nAlso, does the Health Department even make an effort anymore? Don't you have to have some basic hygiene standards for employees in food service? I guess not because the workers I dealt with look like they rolled up fresh from a night spent in People's Park. I know this is Berkeley... and I don't really care what your personal grooming standards are on a day to day basis....but if you are serving food, clean yourself. In the words of DJ Assault \"You need soap...and water....soap and water\". Read some reviews farther down and you'll see someone mentioning how they watched an employee hold the raw pizza dough IN HIS ARMPIT WHILE WEARING A TANK TOP so he could answer the phone.\n\nGo to Fat Slice a block down the street. The pizza is the same (crappy but cheap) and you don't have to deal with brain dead acid casualties behind the counter. You'll also avoid getting mouth AIDS from eating armpit pizza. Douchebags!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "SaQNrrJTvGffIw8tCbC8Dg", "date": "2008-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 12, "useful": 15, "funny": 11}, "review_id": "Ou1zcw5mITxM75AlC_r3Kg", "text": "I like Fat Slice a little better, but I often went to Blondie's while an undergraduate too. It's a classic establishment that everyone should go to at least once.\n\n+As Jennie R. has indicated, the pepperoni pizzas are out of this world. The crust is thick and soft, the sauce is noticeable but not overpowering, and there's always a generous helping of cheese.\nThe vegetarian pizzas are supposed to be very good too (as a big carnivore, I can't really comment on them).\nAll pizzas are hot the vast majority of the time (I had one or two lukewarm slices while I was a student).\n+Slices are served all day, and they're very big. I often ordered two, but most people will be satisfied with just one.\n+Lunch deals are going on all the time. A slice of pizza with a small soda costs about $4. A slice of pizza by itself costs about $3 (some slices are as cheap as $2.25).\n+There are a lot of concert posters on the walls and other vintage decor to look at.\n+There's usually great rock music playing inside.\n+Fast service. Even if there's a line (this is usually the case), you're not going to be waiting more than a few minutes. The employees really try to move people along.\n+Good hours. Blondie's is often open until 9 or 10 p.m.\n+Great location. Blondie's is right in the heart of Telegraph Avenue, and there are a lot of great stores around (of course, there are other places to eat too). You can also buy something from one of the street vendors (I ignored them when I was a student, partly because I never had much money on me).\n\n-Berkeley employees tend to be competent, but not very friendly (in general, employees working in a place as busy as Blondie's are going to be more concerned with working quickly than with smiling at every customer who walks in).\n-Maybe things have changed, but I always found the pizzas I had delivered to be better than the ones I ate inside (this is definitely a minus because only people living in the area can have pizza delivered). This is the case with some other pizza places too (ex: The New Yorker Pizza in Union City). It might have something to do with slices being rushed out (the pizzas probably aren't as carefully made as the ones being delivered).\n-This location is a hole in the wall. There are a few tables inside, and you can eat standing up facing the left or right wall (there are also some spots facing the back). That's it.\nIn contrast, the Blondie's in San Francisco is situated in a two-story building, and there's a lot of room to eat downstairs (the area by the counter is fairly small). You can sit at a table and everything.\n-It tends to be dirty inside.\n-It's worse outside of Fat Slice, but don't be surprised if a homeless person or two asks you for change while you're entering or leaving.\n-This isn't an issue with me, but the large pizza slices are somewhat greasy (if you order a whole pizza, the slices should be less greasy).\n-While inside, it's hard to put pepper, parmesan cheese, or anything else on your pizza (the shakers are big, but there are only a few of them, and sometimes you have to reach over someone to grab one- they're tied to the counters by string).\n-Customers won't really care if they get in your way or jostle you a little while you're eating. It's especially busy here in the early afternoon.\n-Telegraph Avenue isn't the safest place to be at night (in an attempted mugging, someone I know was beat up by a bunch of thugs when he refused to give them his wallet). If you decide to stop by late, it's wise to have someone go with you.\n\nA lot of people love, or at least like, Blondie's. The pizza isn't for everyone, but I definitely recommend giving it a try if you haven't already.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eyx42e79U0UEIqWabS1GEA", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 13, "useful": 9, "funny": 27}, "review_id": "Uby1NFtyT1uZ_l8Wm6fT7w", "text": "I'm at Blondie's.  It's late one night.  My friend is working behind the counter, and she just gives me a slice of pepperoni pizza.  I'm not very hungry, though, and all of a sudden, I get all humanitarian.\r\n\r\nAs we're walking out of the restaurant, there is a Berkeley transient sitting in front of the trashcan.  I offer him the slice of pizza.\r\n\r\nHis response?  With a disgusted look on his face, \"No thanks, I'm vegetarian.\"\r\n\r\nEvidently, in famously liberal Berkeley, California, beggars CAN be choosers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ukfZEKae8SLavXHDDwdKBQ", "date": "2006-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 15, "useful": 11, "funny": 16}, "review_id": "Xzapkv19KkCuv-dYsfed8Q", "text": "Berkeley and Blondie's go together like Berkeley and tree sitters. You can't have one without the other. It's also a love/hate relationship. Both get the press and the emotions run high because like tree sitters, you either love or hate Blondie's. No middle ground here.\n\nThe line is long. The help is fast. The slices are large and the homeless are many. But in spite of the dangers, I luv my pizza so this is a big time stop whenever I can find a parking spot for my car. That's the issue, parking.\n\nSo whenever you are in Berkeley and find a place to park your vehicle, stop by Blondie's. It isn't THE BEST pizza in the world but it's not the worst either. Just stomach filling, hunger-killing greasy drip-down-your-arm grub to soothe your hunger jag.\n\nThen walk away over to TopDog and do the hot link. Not many can double up on hard gastric goodness or badness depending on your culinary point-of-view.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a8QNaErKMX1GTPfBPaH-bA", "date": "2008-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5LbtNvRz99zo1eswkoSPpQ", "text": "Blondie's is seriously the best pizza you're going to get on the West Coast...ok, maybe Haystacks in Noe Valley is comparable. I mean, it's no East Coast pizza, but it's good.\n\nIt's loud, it's crowded, it's dirty, it's near impossible to find a table but the pizza is good.\n\nThis last time I got the veggie on whole wheat and it was excellent. \n\nOh, and surprisingly, the people who work there are nicer and more polite than you would expect.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nW7kOwA42JlgOufVxprPZw", "date": "2010-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7p-vZiaryVOYNVCnpRbjtQ", "text": "I love Blondie's, Cal doesn't. But I always get my way. Cheap and greasy pizza slices are the best!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bjs9yz6OJ4kg4Z5RvlrmHg", "date": "2007-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9VGlJTO4YpIb4K3BCi7JsQ", "text": "The age old question: Blondies or Fat Slice?\n\nUm, Blondies.  Definitely Blondies.  4 stars for awesomely delicious pizza (unless you get the pepperoni, which is too greasy for this mama.)\n\nWe are missing one star because sometimes I have to wait for seating which is mildly irritating.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q5cbHM1nM-RqvS-r_Gg30Q", "date": "2008-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cp1EySzf_R6u90aKL4KIJg", "text": "GREAT PIZZA. Simply orgasmic. I'm not sure WHAT they put in their pizzas, but simply their pepperoni pizzas taste amazing. Usually they are pretty large slices, but honestly, this was the place to go whenever I had a pizza craving.\n\nEvery single time I went to Blondie's for a late night meal, their pizzas were always fresh and still hot. As with any place in Berkeley, at night, however, sometimes it was a little scary walking down there. I will say the inside isn't the cleanest and the seating isn't very comfy, but togo your pizza!!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4H2Hl1_ZHFP_ZBz77BhQOA", "date": "2010-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VqHoZWNte6q2vDchduR7kg", "text": "Updated preface/background: I used to eat more than average in terms of quantity (I've eaten 2 Chipotle Burritos in one sitting) but now I am more focused on quality and am always looking for a great deal (read: value).  And my ratings don't really take service into account, although if it is a terrible experience, I'll make that known.\n\nCame in around 6pm, and ordered a cheese pizza, since I knew I didn't want too much since I knew I was going to eat dinner in a few hours (I know, late dinner).  The pizza was floppy and soft, and kind of reminded me of elementary school, rectangle pizza.  At the time in elementary school, I absolutely loved that pizza.  But I also didn't know better.  Blondie's pizza is kind of like that.  And I'm no pizza snob, but I do appreciate a good slice.\n\nThe ambiance/decor, though is very very unique, and definitely has that skater/retro type of feel to it.  Again, just to see the place, I would come here to simply check the place out, but not necessarily order food from here.  It was filled with what seemed to be hipster and skater high school students, and a few hipster adults in there too (not sure what category I was under, probably the tourist category).\n\nI came here because I was in Berkeley, and saw this spot off of Telegraph.  But all in all, I wouldn't come back, but the sign lured me in, because it looked so...fun.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zh0uKPOWk10rZJA79Y6MJg", "date": "2011-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WH45TeUmkCNBns3pA6USbA", "text": "I've been coming here since I was 16, had a license and could drive from Napa to get slices of pizza late night when the craving called.  \n\nI came here after prom OOHHHH so many years ago - for yup - you guessed it Pizza.  (I had a choice between sex and pizza and I chose Pizza.. it's THAT good)\n\nThe plain cheese or the pepperoni are my two favs, can't go wrong with either of them.  I will sometimes try a different slice, but really, if i'm driving well over an hour to get a SLICE of pizza - I tend to go with my habituals.\n\nAs an adult - I tend to head down here now, in daytime so I can hit the record stores, and urban shops and bum around rather than just come for a slice - but if you live locally, nothing is finer than late night pizza here.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "veLWPGA-1MMtcRNDYWm-BA", "date": "2008-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YXbTL3bisq_Ipdk9janjlw", "text": "One of my favorite pizza places in Berkeley! Always great tasting, especially the crust and if you can get the coupons for $3.50 drink and pizza its even better!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M6udnekQKae04nW5UI83eg", "date": "2009-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "m9F7E-SxvKcj9bJeEZhaFg", "text": "One of our hippy friends ordered a slice of Pepperoni pizza here, dropped it on the floor (cheese side DOWN) then proceeded to pick it back up and eat it, stating, \"God made dirt, dirt doesn't hurt.\"\n\nStaring in disbelief, I was too speechless to mention that God made hepatitis too.\n\nDespite this traumatic visual, Blondie's has been a staple to my pizza-by-the-slice eating experience for the past 10 years. It's basic, large and hot. \n\nAnd it's better than nearby Fat Slice, no matter if it's really the same chain, or contain the same, disgusting floor.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E9m9adcWg9h8mRX9idm9Qw", "date": "2007-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ePCfvhw1NXjF-YYuDYRPVQ", "text": "I was a lost high schooler in Berkeley for Doctor Camp one summer -\n[ yes, I said doctor camp!! ]\n- and I came across Blondie's Pizza as I was rushing towards Wheeler Hall for a lecture.\n\nI was practically late, but hey, good food was calling to me. Who am I to ignore it? :]\n\nBlondie's was nothing short of amazing. I walked in and marveled at the menu and the pizzas. The slices looked ginormous and the pepperonis were just glistening under the warm lights. I got a simple slice of pepperoni pizza.\n....best frickin' decision of my life!! it was sooo good!!!\nI've been hooked for years now. Every time I'm in the Bay area, I make an effort to visit Blondie's :]\n\nTip: bring cash and change for quick payment. Then skip outside to enjoy your foodage. Cheeeeers!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SCVXTOahtPQJ7i_ZHHgREg", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "euBxmNuM4xxVtTzJMuyYCA", "text": "As a long time patron of Blondie's Pizza, I will say this: wont stop on Telegraph without grabbing a quick slice. There's nothing like it and they've got decent prices. Only thing I can say is: Please think about closing the window in the winter; maybe sweep near the cheese, pepper, etc shake area on that one wall. Thanks for still being there, Blondies. Miss your Pleasant Hill Location.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WUOURRbJhrPAKUA5pOAZEw", "date": "2012-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hf194aNehXLHHJuntnWv7g", "text": "Some people are trippin'. Blondie's is simple, streamlined, delicious pizza. I'm all about cheese, and these pizzas do not lack in that department. I've never had Fat Slice, but the BF has, and he says Blondie's wins. I take his word for it, especially since he's an Oakland native and has been having both since he was a young lad (Cybelle's too, to which he says Blondie's still wins).\nGet a slice from Blondie's and then stop over for dessert at CREAM. Now, that sounds like the most perfect diet breaker of all time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7jn_OO0hxt1B2LLuLwWx4Q", "date": "2010-12-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hJKWiSBCgEc3gPkckGD9GQ", "text": "BEEF  Pepperoni !!!! Its The Best =] This is a Great Place to come grab a Very Quicky and Yummy Bite to Eat!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lmWoFBs3HuHN94fAhTpeSA", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QOpDzYg_sCVkxdnCEL8qHQ", "text": "A Berkeley classic, cheap pizza in a convenient location on Telegraph.  Blondie's can get a bit busy during the school year around lunch time, but other than that is a good little pizza place to try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8URafQH9mI204y2DZhu_dg", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s_8DoaM9l-7EFrWWG-8lOg", "text": "So when I lived in San Francisco one of my favorite places to go on the weekends was to Berkley across the bay. I would spend my days going to the great record stores and book stores and my favorite place to eat was at Blondies Pizza. They have the biggest and best slices of pizza at a great price. The pizza was greasy and cheesy and always went home happy. If your in the bay area you have to go to blondies!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bzKZv5-dcTNf_XJ33jaTOg", "date": "2012-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TCs0P4pzN8Cm1ILpllXy4A", "text": "My husband is a Berkeley grad and always insists we eat here whenever we are visiting the campus. (Insists like I resist- yeah right, I plan trips to Berekely just to eat at Blondies)\n\nVery cheap prices\nVery good pizza\nVery interesting newspaper articles hanging up on the walls.\nVery busy- avoid peep times or you'll be standing up eating your lunch.\n\nA must try if you are in the area!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qMmDWF9uQTgP-gHwDbqEkA", "date": "2008-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TDVHAGBBzq-Gc9miS4O5Fw", "text": "This is where I'd eat when I was a poor undergrad and needed a quick, cheap bite. It was either this or a donut from kingpin...needless to say, I love blondie's. It's open late night too, which can be really convenient. Some people say fat slice is better - they are wrong, it is just greasier and limper. Blondie's serves up a nice, old fashioned slice and it is big, cheap and delicious. This isn't gourmet, this is BLONDIE'S!\n\nAnd in addition, this place is definitely old school. My dad has been taking me here since I was a wee one, when he'd walk me around campus and tell me \"look, this is where you're going to go!\" (he was right). We'd buy our Blondie's pizza and eat on campus watching the college kids go by (it was weird seeing little kids doing the same with their parents when I was a student here). The crap they have hung up inside blondie's used to disturb me as a kid. And they still do.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KPCHblxI6jzP96MLxeSjBw", "date": "2009-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VMult6bRfTJ7F9i1S-2oOA", "text": "Adding to life's great debates like blonde vs. brunette, every Berkeley freshman is forced to pick:  Fat Slice vs. Blondie's. \n\nI happen to think they are very similar with a slight edge to Blondie's for being 25 cents cheaper.\n\nI am a huge fan of their pepperoni pizza. It's on the greasy side, but if you were concerned about health you would probably be at intermezzo having a salad rather than stuffing your face with pizza.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZBLZIOrO3DZJzDFlFO-bJw", "date": "2010-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "68kZAs1v16oCwOzGuheYPw", "text": "I understand why so many claim to \"love\" getting the massive slices at Blondie's.  It's located on a popular street, Telegraph, and its open really late.  And ofcourse the slices are HUGE.\nWith that being said, while you do get alot of food for what you pay for, the quality is lacking.  I like my slices juicy and rich, and while not the worst slices I've had, Blondie's taste more like cardboard.  I don't know if the ingredients are fresh or not, but I'd have a hard time believing they are if that is the case.\nI would give Blondie's 3 stars instead of 2 if it wasn't for the fact that everybody overhypes this place so much and gives it undeserved praise, in terms of taste atleast.  Their slices do not taste great, they remind me more of Cybelle's bland slices.  If you want richer and juicier slices, try Pizza My Heart in Emeryville.  For higher quality \"gourmet\" pizza, nothing beats LoCoco's on Piedmont Ave.\nWow....I should probably lay off the pizza.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Kqhty5pdistJAQRsFqGM5Q", "date": "2007-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6QOlIVUENh68I0z2u-z2UA", "text": "Kind of disappointed. Got the Six Cheese pizza (daily special). The crust was a bit dry (main reason why I dislike pizza). The good thing is a guy is passing out coupons for $3.50 a slice of pizza and a small soda. Maybe if I'm in the mood for pizza again, I'll stop by.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pbHWL7YmU4IF8cZxHKadZw", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6vQXjDtUnuuOdII5wRXo-Q", "text": "Blondie's has good cheap pizza, but it's less doughy than Fat Slice but tends to have more toppings. Blondie's has all your standard toppings, but it also tends to have alot of eclectic special days such as asparagus chicken, sweet and sour chicken, or Mexican chicken. Super healthy crowd can enjoy Blondie's too because they have a whole-wheat vegetarian pizza.\n\nOne day they had HYPHY PIZZA. The description was \"Jalapenos, pepperoni, olives, and pineapple. Go dumb!\" Ordering a slice of hyphy was pretty awesome, but the pizza definitely made me make a thizz face.\n\nI don't really recommend sitting in there because it feels really sticky or greasy anywhere you touch. Best to get it to go.\n\nThere's a line at lunch but it moves pretty fast. The daily special for pizza and drink for $3 is a steal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eSg1Ygq3tn5MsvbgTad6jQ", "text": "one of  my fave cheap eats.\nhuge portion +garlic fries also the daily lunch specials are a good deal too. I frequent this place when I'm feeling poor and hungry.. then I walk down the street and grab a hot dog from Top Dog.. my other fave cheap eats place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vPPcQemnPEOE0CK8nCqvMQ", "date": "2009-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EUIDhl4iT495zOVZnX4uwg", "text": "THE BEST SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA I HAVE EVER EATEN\n\nWhy?\n1. Sauce with so much garlic that loved ones will flee from your presence in disgust.\n2. Spicy pepperoni that will convert any vegan.\n3. Thick, soft crust.\n\nRules:\n1. Order by the slice. (A cut from the Godzilla just tastes better)\n2. Order pepperoni. (Don't get fancy)\n3. Add Parmesan cheese liberally to soak up the grease. (Don't you dare dab with a napkin!)\n4. Get a Coke.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RZQO4upsWa4__1D6XR-ScA", "date": "2011-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fE5Jg0K7QutAgtYl1f3F4w", "text": "I love this pizza, I discovered this place the summer I was staying at the I-House for a NSF Summer Class over at Cal, got to meet some Nobel Laureates, to boot!\n\nI have never been to New York!  But, I love this pizza sans the grease, just pat off with the napkin provided!  Specials are a slice with a drink for cheap!  Can't get better than that!\n\nAlways when I am up in Berkeley, I stop off here and get my slice!  I love the thin crust, with the crust firm enough to hold it to your mouth.  Truth, be told, I can't stand the places that have crusts that are flimsy!\n\nThis place is an institution.  I think the thick pizza place up the street and around the corner downstairs, La Val's, is long gone!  There was some serious action going on over there!  I went by one year and the subterranean location was empty.  But, I digress...\n\nCheap, Greasy pizza, plenty of toppings, with a firm backbone, that keeps you coming back for more!  Real Comfort food for the masses.  Wherever, you are, it beckons you back, back to the abyss!  There is really NO parking on this street unless, you want to double park and get a ticket.  There are parking meters around the corner.  But, that depends on your luck!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UWe2CcOhwitizkKcJMJDRw", "date": "2010-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IktBPA91AIBAmnZeG1NsqQ", "text": "Been going here for about 20 years... somethings never change... good pizza, cheap price, no seating... AND DIRTY AS HELL!\n\nWent here with my son for the 1st time in about 13 years... he loved it BUT I think I've out grown Blondies", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f4fRmOqd8-8ErMDZnamAng", "date": "2010-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Jb_Wa0dQ_ppheC84GTgZEA", "text": "Pepperoni Pizza\n*wipe off grease*. *wipe off more grease*.  *and wipe again*.\n\n+ Parmesan cheese\n+ red peppers\n\nBLISS. \n\nbuy another slice. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "s1UNNttrFHDHdtbBVooPDg", "text": "I am a fan the sauce -- it seems that no matter where I go for pizza they always have this lame sauce thats sweet, becuase it came stright out of a can and on to the pizza dough. Im a fan of the 2-hour simmered sauce with all the spices and blondies -- weather or not its simmered for 2 hours, taste that way. Its tangy the crust is PERFECT not too thick not to thin.\n\nI ususally get the cheeese or pepperoni. its glorious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dvwSZ6azy8q2afSLLk64ww", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SPwwwmakxA09qWhMNS3mlw", "text": "When I was in high school we'd drive 45+ minutes into Berkeley for a slice of Blondie's with the emphasis on hanging out on Telegraph.  Either the pizza was really good...or there was NOTHING going on in the town I grew up in.  I think we all know which was the case.  \n\nHad a slice of veggie after tonight's Cal game.  Meh.  It's like boring crap food you feed your picky kids but don't want to eat yourself.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "EJKh9ddLCqqdYSUJczphEw", "date": "2009-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "t8gApAt72-BfoAc_WVlVig", "text": "ahhhhhhhh... it smells so good when you pass it on your way to class but it really isn't that good. it's good food if you are inebriated but c'mon who is picky whilst under the influence? \n\nI'd have to say the only pizza that I like here is the healthy veggie one with wheat crust. all others are weird or a little greasy (for the ones with meat). also, no refills :( \n\ndon't expect too much from this lil joint.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Topz4LWqzSrxlQNGnbj2bQ", "text": "i get confused when people tell me that they're craving a slice of blondie's.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "U8ncI073_VoMP72l70-Unw", "text": "Blondie's Pizza will change your life. The ooey gooey cheese pizza and thick soft crust outshines all other pizzerias in the area. The lines at Blondie's can get long, but for good reason: the Berkeley staple serves its pizza hot, fresh and quick. Four different types of pizza are usually available by the slice: cheese, pepperoni, vegetarian and a daily special such as tomato alfredo or Hawaiian. Blondie's also makes fresh pies to order and is open late. A slice of pepperoni and a soda goes for about four bucks. \n\nBe on the lookout for employees on the west side of Telegraph handing out coupons for a pizza and a soda for $2.50. Blondie's is usually the last restaurant on Telegraph to close, perfect for everyone who craves a slice after a long night of partying.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_VUzavtDplEmX4X23evpYw", "date": "2007-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "W0ytZM12IT_gQP-KoWH2oA", "text": "Okay I need to add a star because I end up going here so often that it must be better than I think it is.  The only slice worth getting though is the pepperoni.  Maybe it's just that pepperoni itself is really good...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HLu2iuxxmDYmVGWcitJXXw", "date": "2009-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "w1ABTUeC8ru226e0K0CGRw", "text": "Simple, cheap, and amazing pizzas. What else can you ask for? \n\nI know this place is highly overrated, I don't think I've ever not heard anyone say \"Let's go to Blondies\" while being in Berkeley. If your ever in the neighborhood, give it a shot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7RdpTmvnAaT5ByHYAr6n0Q", "date": "2012-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wSFmOZo-FHaAAJI3njOriA", "text": "I feel like the service wasn't that great. The workers had somewhat of a sarcastic tone of voice. The pizza wasn't anything special either.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HG0A3khuN7Z4d5gdXS0BcA", "date": "2012-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_XE99chdjTANlbsrfCsQPQ", "text": "This place holds a very dear spot in my heart because this was \"The Spot\" for me and my friends in High School and College.  Is this the world's best pizza?  No but it is good.  Personally I like the flavor of the sauce, cheese and crust.  It is a bit greasy but if it is bothersome just dab it with a napkin to save yourself the guilt.  \n\nMy personal slices of choice are a pepperoni slice and a cheese slice. Sometimes I prefer the bigger slices of Fat Slice, but as far as taste goes I prefer Blondie's of the two.  \n\nThe location obviously is a nice spot near all the bars and clubs on Telegraph so it is nice to head there if your fiendin for some food after a night of dancing, drinking, listening to bands, or all of the above.  \n\nMemories, water colored memories, of the way we were.  Good times.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JhvV9ihmpOFar9yHx5YEZA", "date": "2008-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6pmjMVV6PQd3oj8d39G1LQ", "text": "The anti-Zachary's. Good cheese, tasty sauce, just the right degree of greasiness. And, most importantly, zero pretension. And in Berkeley, that's saying a lot...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "49E4PTy5nEHdNLeaPhQS7Q", "date": "2007-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "G5bwSmoLdflzkEvCFCiucA", "text": "#808\n\nWalk up.\nPlace your order and pay.\n\nPick up your slice of pizza. Remember to bring a sponge to soak up all the grease and lard on top.\nEat your pizza and drink your coke.\nDon't forget to have you cardiologist on call so you can schedule your coronary bypass.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LPTq2-fZ9_TsG5o8lAWCGg", "date": "2009-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "i40rPCwsdDA0vsQwnjxZ7A", "text": "I'm sorry Blondie's, after years of business after getting food poisoning at Fat Slice I'm going to take my business back to the place that got me sick, why?  Your crust is bland and dry and the toppings are good enough to offset it.\n\nI'm sorry, but back to Fat Slice I go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4LMErvQTSEx6pXVAXAJaQw", "date": "2009-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "OV_l7KPnoU26Qw6mN_Hq0Q", "text": "5 stars if pizza is fresh from the oven\n4 stars if pizza has been sitting there\n\nI think I'll just order a small cheese pizza just so I can have my eyes roll to the back of my head experience and take the rest home.  Blondies is the only pizza that I will willingly eat the crush.  The dough is great!  If you order the pepperoni, beware of the greasiness...you will not need lip balm for the rest of the day!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DQThC725VCnBKpq_y92DDQ", "date": "2008-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "3YZNQZozLVcupzbHwL4_qQ", "text": "I don't know if I only love this place because I go when drunk and all food tastes good, or if Blondie's is just as amazing during the day but...their slices are great. then again, i drop most of my slices on the floor walking home before i get to eat em--being drunk and everything.\n\nThey always have the pepperoni at night--classic. Vegetarian (also late night) is surprisingly good, but as a carnivore, it doesnt really quite hit the spot. i like it when they switch it up with the selection. @ 1 am, besides getting laid, the only thing better is hitting up blondie's and seeing they're offering the chorizo sausage pizza w/ jalapenos. i'm good. \n\nand $4 a slice? like i said, when you're drunk, not an issue. so i should probably also check it out when i'm sober though...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2NN_yjNIixYorDkbqysYQg", "date": "2010-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1zc0BmkoDZHe4IBfeIS92A", "text": "Some of the BEST pizza I've ever had. I used to love coming here when\nI lived in the Bay area. The slices were huge and totally yummy.\nI miss it!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B8D9WyakYaObjA2icM7GGw", "date": "2008-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BJ8Nsp-5_ULutxCl9Ynnrg", "text": "Closes at 10pm.\n\nThe location is quite convenient. Right on telegraph and near campus.  Affordable prices.\n\nand WOW, they have so many choices for pizzas now since the time I attended college here.  They aren't available like the last 1 hour of the day though.  They always have your basics available at the front: cheese, pepperoni, combo, or chicken!\n\nI noticed they have frozen yogurt here also on their menu.. which is strange..\n\nPlenty of chairs and tables inside.  Not the cleanest place but a good pit stop along your way home to your apt/dorm.  Counters are located on both sides with extra toppings for your pizza.\n\nbut MAN....... you use ALOT OF GREASE in your pizzza. I always end up dabbing the top of my pizza with ten million napkins!!!!!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2010-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GpT5nUGrPyp4eO86MA6gEA", "text": "Ohhh my, I haven't been here in SUCH a long time... but tonight, my friends and I decided to hit up Gypsy's Trattoria... a hop, skip, and a jump from the coveted Blondie's.  I decided that I HAD to go there, even if I had to call the slice of pepperoni pizza an \"appetizer\" to the dinner I was going to have at Gypsy's.\n\nOh what an appetizer it was!  It was the most beautiful thing.  Every bite rocked me sideways, forcing me to clutch my overly satisfied tummy as I closed my eyes, moaning in ecstasy, devouring this triangular piece heaven, mouthful by mouthful.  \n\nThe service was fast, and the pizza was fresh out of the oven and mine for the taking!  \n\nOh Blondie's, how I've missed you.  5 Stars for bringing me back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pdq8mplROSDvKyMtRxUHag", "date": "2010-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JK9cVsOfxUmXweBbBK3XEw", "text": "Blondie's is a Telegraph staple and pretty good pizza, just not my favorite.  A bit saucier than Fat Slice (and sometimes smaller), and not quite as flavorful as La Val's or Arinell's.  They do have options ready to go, though, with the daily special.\n\nIf you're visiting Berkeley or SF - you gotta try Blondie's.  It's a tourist thing - you just have to do it at least once.  And if you're a Cal student, I believe they take Cal 1 Debit, so that's pretty convenient.\n\nOverall, Blondie's is not my go-to, but it's a nice option to have in the neighborhood.  They're also open late, so plus points.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tduMSflg1bhAFDgWOr4MPg", "date": "2011-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "L3ZG_Z5NeTGMH-QwWXzcSQ", "text": "I'm being generous with three stars.\n\nBlondie's is a fixture on Telegraph right outside UC Berkeley's Sather Gate.  I try to go there as rarely as possible, both because Telegraph is pretty disgusting when you get over your nostalgia about the birth of the Free Speech movement being very close by and because it's just not a pleasant place to eat.\n\nOh yeah, the pizza.  It's good.  Well, it's greasy.  It's the way pizza-by-the-slice is supposed to be.  The service is good in terms of getting you what you want promptly, but the people who work there aren't friendly.  I wouldn't be either if I worked there.\n\nTheir prices are OK.  I'm going to end this review now because I really want to knock it down to two stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2008-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NROJDjotbhp3gdlrnUhA2A", "text": "One of my old faves from my Cal days.  Blondie's was the pizza place.  Forget Fat Slice, forget La Vals, forget the chains.  The only thing that came close was Zachary's but this was all about location.  The place is pretty dirty in true Berkeley fashion.  Seriously, you go here to order a slice, fold it up and eat it while walking.\n\nThe place is just a big square.  Easy to walk in and walk out which facilitated the sometimes long lines it had.  But like I said, it was less than a block from main campus, so they reaped the rewards.\n\nIf I really had to think about it, the pizza is more like a 3.  It's not HUGE or easily foldable like good old NY style pizza.  It's a bit oily but that's from cheese glorious cheese,and there isn't a ton of selection.  From what I remember, there's a pizza of the day and three other choices (cheese, veggie, pepperoni).\n\nIf you're a Cal alum, you must be looking back on this place with fond memories.  If you're a visitor, you just have to go.  That's why it's a 4.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kxGmX1lBXJAv-4mI_QduWg", "date": "2007-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SfqK0rStYjPcn8V9xg8Ebw", "text": "When I was pregnant with my first two, I used to make my husband drive out to get me a pizza from Blondie's.  The pizza there is really good but you have to kind of chance it out because you might end up getting a slice that's been sitting out for awhile.  You can ask to have it reheated though but of course the fresh, hot ones are even better.  I've had the one in SF before but I think I like the one in Berkeley better.  Parking in Berkeley, of course, always sucks but I eat there now only when my family and I want to take a stroll.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JrukXlFWLBEkWJSR1pcBPQ", "date": "2008-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Z1Gt91k-EYWfoF2Eb7OVdw", "text": "I use to live above this joint when I first moved to Berkeley. People always raved about it. I never saw why. \n\nPerhaps it helped to be a super poor student [which I was] & getting their food seemed like a deal. That's why they get 2 stars. One more because they made the hallways always smell better.\n\nBut, meh. \n\nI prefer Fat Slice down the street.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "e4basUm00KXEG6m-9VVweg", "date": "2007-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "3Eg4uNilxpw9HCUdfxsGyg", "text": "Used to be better back in the days, now its just a huge slice of greasiness.  Wouldn't eat here as much now but for the price for that huge slice of pizza is a good deal.  \n\ncauses your pipes to run brown water if you know what I mean, eh eh eh????!111!11", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8NKh2OV4aaKDmKZ76HE6Vw", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "dWkhrawpGHBKD4nO6YNa5w", "text": "Oh how the mighty have fallen. The Blondie's of my teen years was always worth the drive. Biting into a thick cheesy bite of pepperoni pizza is one of the main things I remember about hanging in Berkeley, yet it seems Blondie's has decided that \"thick pepperoni slice\" (from the sign above the registers) actually means \"thin floppy pepperoni slice\". Additionally, the cashier charged us 6 cents extra for the combo due to keystroke laziness on his register and just made excuses when I pointed it out. When I went to get a refill on my pathetically small drink I was told I had to pay an additional 50 cents. Are you kidding me? Fuck this place, never coming back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TViukSn5MIKsZhaHX5rU9w", "date": "2011-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "QsxrYYoksUmFt5rE9uMZ2A", "text": "I love this place . I been eating  here for many many moons. GReat Slices. Funny staff quick service. Place for young or young at heart. Good for breakfast of late snack", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VIpe030PgHGaMB4pKPms7g", "date": "2008-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "RrxlbUKbL0oCKK3-U0vrng", "text": "A few words come to mind when I think of Blondie's: \n\n-overpriced\n-overloaded\n-ironic\n-unoriginal\n\nEvery day they have a new signature slice, but they come so loaded with toppings that one must ask themselves, if the slice is really that original.  I had a pesto slice that tasted like peppers and not pine nuts.  I also had a pepperoni slice that was greasily adequate.  For less money, I can get better ingredients at Cheeseboard or even a better take on the greasy pepperoni at Fat Slice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "uD2OzdJ_XBoqmyoTGfsqBA", "text": "This is a great place to go to if you're too cool to go without smoking for the ten minutes it takes your friends to eat.  Simply lean in the wide, open windows, cigarette and all, and have a great time!  The staff doesn't seem to care, and the people who turn and glare at you just haven't reached the level of coolness you've achieved.\n\nLong story short, if you have asthma or like clean air, this probably isn't the place for you.  \n\nThey do have great pizza, though.  I think it's decent.  They always have cheese, pepperoni, and two other options.  Sometimes they have a great six-cheese pizza, but I always seem to miss that.  \n\nI wouldn't call their pizza fresh.  You either get it when it's not really warm, or pretty warm with too-crunchy crust.  \n\nBeing one of the only places open so late seems to improve how I think it tastes, but it sustained me while I lived in Unit 3, ages and ages ago.  \n\nIt's not excellent, but I'll be back again and again.  Parking (street) isn't too bad after 10pm, either.  \n\n\nFriendly tip:  Be careful when sprinkling garlic or oregano on your pizza.  The holes are really wide, and you'll find your pizza covered with the stuff.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ANYxYBKStbRgOu8JoRtcMQ", "date": "2010-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9ghLvMFoOzF9P_qGZpzH_g", "text": "Locals: \"Oh, Blondie's is so lame. That's where we went when I was a freshman (in high school or at Cal.) This is other pizza place is SOOO much better. I'm so much older now and have such better taste, Blondie's is SOOO beneath me.\"\nMe: \"Blondie's serves it's purpose perfectly - It provides cheap, deliciously greasy slices. It's not intended to be a contender for best gourmet pizza in the world, it's intended to be a quick, tasty belly filler... and that's exactly what it is.\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "s3XmVL8UT5duKjPaQp43cg", "date": "2006-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cw7sirqglPQj5fh6-ChJFQ", "text": "Oh to be young again.... Enjoying the bliss of $3 for a slice and a soda.  HEAVEN!\n\nThen the crule reality of adulthood, calorie counting and (real) pizza kicked in.\n\nIn retrospect what I really liked was being away from my parents in Berkeley when I was 16. The pizza is on what amounts to a thick slice of bread.  The sauce? Well, I guess that was tomato sauce, no flavor.  Cheese?  Does anyone remember that round table comercial from the 80s when the cheese-from-a-can bounced all over the place? \n\nToppings? I can't even go there.\n\nThe 2nd star is for nostalgia.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "b1TLsiRhQdfbbXahqFkVtg", "date": "2006-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pOTVyEgavPt9NH1Ey4g3qg", "text": "One of the things I love about the Bay Area is we have so many different food experiences that can be called pizza. You have the authentic thin crispy crust of Pizzaiola, the stuffed yummy goodness of Zachary's and the spicy, cheesey goodness of Sicilian pizza at LoCoCo's. Then there is Blondie's, the only place that ever ever makes me miss pepperoni. I think that's because it takes me back to the good ole teen years as a novice drinker needing fatty carbs to absorb all that cheap beer I managed to get my hands on. Whatever the reason, I still every once in awhile want the junk food extravaganza that is Blondie's. Even better, it is still cheap, fast and easy - who doesn't like that on a late Sat night?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NqlXmevVUjFkYGux2evROQ", "date": "2006-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1GzIDvRlUZy_XFoGdru1jw", "text": "For me, the Berkeley Blondie's is the only real Blondie's. Dirtylooking staff, gobs of cheese, and spicy pepperoni. Pepperoni slice and a Cherry Coke at 1:00 in the morning. That's where its at. I have been eating here for twenty-three years now, haven't gotten sick yet.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2EHRvAkAkJ1WR1TCzqB4tg", "date": "2006-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FDJUnT30xL6rzTDXULtOMQ", "text": "If youre looking for good pizza, Blondies is not the place. Its two star food in a three star location. The pizza is edible and at least used to be fairly cheap, but thats about it. The things that earn it the third star in my book are its late night hours, and excellent people-watching opportunities.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aAUPYRSR0b0ZCd7jdkk_CA", "date": "2009-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pT9P1UBuXAV9EphbSSudEg", "text": "Blondie's is a straight up Bay Area classic. 3 words that incite an instant Blondie's craving....ALL BEEF PEPPERONI. This may not seem like a big deal but if you don't dine on swine or put pork on your fork it is. Try finding a pizza place that serves all beef pepperoni and you'll see what I'm talking about. Actually all the slices are pretty crackin no matter what you get. The slices are big and the crust is perfect, not thin crust but mos def not a deep dish. A big slice of pepperoni and nice cold root beer for $4, what's not to like?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "keNSAWTbld1YiwT3KTe4dA", "date": "2008-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QDAXybQ9FD5pp7Amk_5Vzg", "text": "Maybe I'm a bad person, but I think Fat Slice and Blondies is about the same taste, fairly greesy and cheesy, but delicious and open late. Blondies has a little more spices, Fat Slice tends to have more doughiness and less sauce. But in the Venn Diagram of pizza which includes Zachary's and Arinell's, B and FS are in the same set.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2007-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Rk-t2dHfRhGhP7wA869BWQ", "text": "yes, another late night food stop.  when i was a child i marvelled at the huge pizza slices that my big sis would bring home for me on occasion.  such a treat.  the prices are freaking right on!!\n\nhere is my story.  one afternoon, while admiring all the hippy dippy art, i noticed an all seeing cockroach looking down upon us all, antenae slowly rotating independently in contemplation of his reincarnation into this berkeley institution, (which i am sure has been nothing but fulfilling for him.)\ndid i eat a piece of his family while biting into my slice? maybe.  it was good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jjT8b-kahZB4e4Av_mjwpw", "date": "2008-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "81njujwHETYKtue3rs0BvQ", "text": "A step above Fat slice. Still kinda of pricey. Slice and soda will run close to 4.75 The funniest thing I saw here was the condiment jars were tied with a string to the wall. Hmm I guess its a high theft item, or they fall to the ground and break!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "diDXW06J_Llz_Q8gY2bfZw", "date": "2008-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BFh0cRPHEceNRWKmSJxuhA", "text": "The pizza is super greasy, but quite inexpensive.  I've grabbed a quick slice here while visiting the Cal campus on several occasions including this afternoon.  Take your pizza to go because the counters and tables (rarely available) are usually pretty filthy.  With the amount of foot traffic here it seems they've just given up on cleaning after patrons during daytime hours.  It's probably a lot cooler to stand outside and people-watch on Telegraph Avenue anyways.  I'd give them a solid 2.5 stars.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8Aq_UdlsrjhBwGWb_U-xRA", "date": "2007-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WYcHuKC93T1zZv86AT7D0Q", "text": "I used to get a quick slice to-go for lunch sometimes if I was ever in the area and had to dash off somewhere else. The pizza isn't bad at all and this place certainly deserves more than 1 star, people! Harsh!\n\nGood price for a big slice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ac54t2LhJmFcIR94kTWMnw", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "N-sWazajtfufeJgUmGBl0Q", "text": "After craving some top dog after the college football season opener and then being disappointed by the ridiculously long line in front of this Cal institution, we dropped by Blondie's for a bit of nostalgic college grub.  The line was luckily not as long and moved much faster since the slices were grab and go.  Not as good as I remember in college but still good for what it is: large slice of pizza that will fill the tummy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oQBbnY3W8FYYQpU0UGqjRQ", "date": "2008-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "BnoHmj-Yi0DxxuDAdSVqIg", "text": "Where else are you going to get a slice of Vegi. Pizza on a whole wheat crust at 2 AM? No where.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rn5Cmlho4E8CsaRcelWpSQ", "date": "2009-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "eFeDHe6jhHkQONvJYIY8aA", "text": "Make Pizza Not War. Indeed. One of the first good by the slice pizza places I experienced when I started going to college. Like that of Fat Slice across the way, it's a great big slice of greasy goodness, especially if there's pepperoni oil flowing all over the plate. Bigger and more eclectic, though I discovered this place first I think their in a dead heat with Fat Slice and I like them both equally. Sorry, just not willing to take sides and this is strictly a mood thing. Or crowded thing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P5bUL3Engv-2z6kKohB6qQ", "date": "2011-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "mNZa7y3v6_WpGO4WaB2igg", "text": "I've done the taste test and now I can safely say that if you are on Telegraph Avenue, craving pizza, but unable to choose between Blondies and Fat Slice....Go for Blondies.  Hands down.\n\nI always choose Blondies, but I was never quite sure why till the other night when we got a slice of pepperoni pizza at each location.  The pizza from Fat Slice lost points early on because the pepperoni topping was so sparce...I could literally count on one hand all the pepperoni pieces on the slice.  The Blondies slice on the other hand was covered with crisp juicy slices of pepperoni...\n\nFat Slice does live up to its name, the slices are extremely thick and doughy and also covered with a thick coating of cheese and a very light layer of sauce.  Unfortunately the extra cheese didn't turn out to be a good thing....it was so thick that it overwhelmed the pizza and became tough as the pizza cooled down.\n\nAll in all Blondies is a much better choice for any pizza craving.  It's not going to be the best pizza you'll ever have but it's a pretty solid choice for by-the-slice pizza eating.  The crust is thick and crisp, the toppings are abundant and the cheese is greasy and gooey as it should be.  \n\nDon't trust me though, do the taste test yourself...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PLXuHH8owd8jMGhB4uqjcA", "date": "2008-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Q-jkCrpxrFwqDb-OpTItDQ", "text": "I've always had Blondie's be my default pizza place since I came to Cal. Its right by campus, its cheap and its quick. It takes Cal-1 card debit too, which is awesome, cause I always charge $50 a month to my CARS account so I can get \"free\" food.\n\nBefore I discovered the varied wonders of Berkeley pizza places I thought Blondie's was the best. I've discovered better, but its still really good. Their slice special changes everyday and they even have a calendar where you can see what slice will be featured so you can go back for your favorite (I love the hyphy slice-jalapenos, pineapple etc!-!). \n\nThe crust is thick, but light. The sauce is zesty. The cheese isn't amazing, but its not gloopy and gross like most cheap pizza. They charge fifty-cents for each soda refill which is a bummer, since I drink diet coke like its the last cup on earth, but whatever. They have HUGE salads with really good dressings and they're quite filling.\n\nI came here yesterday though for a whole new experience. They now serve FROZEN YOGURT!!!!!!!!!!!! This is some delicious-ass fro-yo, yo. It's creamy so its kind of like a milkshake. They have even better toppings than (dare I say it? yes.) Yogurt Park, especially since you can get mochi in your fro yo!. OMG. Blondie's is about to blow up son!!!!!!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CRaBH8XHLS4P_U1FzpU5vw", "date": "2008-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "z-sPXLZ6w6GKDzucc2jDmQ", "text": "Everytime I come here, I'm starving. All I know is that I'm hungry and that the food here is affordable, tasty and I money enough in my pocket to survive afterwards! Ahh love this place but beware! There's never even close to enough seats for everyone :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LFha-r2VljAzN13YwySTXw", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "F97gDnMcwID-RMhNlQ9FjQ", "text": "ahhh berkeley memories. being raised in the bay, this is a standard. sitting along the wall where the latest rolling stone is posted with a gigantic slice in front of you is just a perfect pizza lunch.  \n\nwhat really brings the charm to blondies isnt the actual pizza (standard. simply standard. little greasy.), but the daily specials.  \n\ntwo words, my yelp-amigos:\n\nHYPHY PIZZA.\n\nhow bay can you be? um, you scrape out to b-town and pick up some hyphy pizza. iit comes out about twice a month (there's a calender on the door so you can plan accordingly).  ts not actually that good, kind of a fustercluck of toppings, but the simple fact that there IS a hyphy pizza in exsistance is probably the greatest thing ever. i have a 510 tattoo, and i feel it. \n\nhyphy pizza? ahhh i'm so totally always there.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C5Z9aF7RAudlQysOINRZrw", "date": "2009-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EeArX7jJtb3TljyCE12r1w", "text": "Inexpenisive Pizza by the Slice.\n\nYou cant complain.\n\n\nVegitarian Pizza is the Bomb!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N-gDg9_WYLAJy_MmThxIqQ", "date": "2008-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "k93WOrC5yNIJ3KZEe3xB9w", "text": "Came here once on a business trip. It looks like it's been around forever, and seems to be a college staple. Seating was pretty limited and I ended up at the counter, but there are lots of posters, articles, etc. to look at. Definitely an eclectic place. \n\nThe pizza was okay. I have a hard time finding a \"bad\" pizza, but this was quite a bit of bread and nothing really outstanding about it. If you're drunk and it's late at night, or you want something quick and cheap, come here, otherwise, go a little further to Zachary's! But Blondie's seems to be exactly what college students go for, especially at 2AM, and I'm sure that's why it does well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QJW33YrUGp-wVMI8M5mObg", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ZF3kJkwayeIAjZ5B8cMx5Q", "text": "Truth be told, what brought us here was the fact that they were the only place we could find on Telegraph that was open. \n\nI'm not a fan of the super-cheesy, super-greasy pizza so I got a slice of the whole wheat vegetarian pizza. It was really light on the cheese, had loads of veggies and a crisp whole wheat crust. I loved it! \n\nBut let it be known that this probably wouldn't be the option that someone who's really into pizza would choose. That said, it's always nice not feeling disgusting after having some pizza. :)\n\nThe bolted down parmesan and red pepper flakes added to the college-town atmosphere of the place. Hehe.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EAUrXj9VgqYvGuPYEVYOJw", "date": "2010-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-6ts06JYkNbipT3PYq3qZg", "text": "3.5 Stars...(that extra edge to the 4 is for the Beef Pepperoni)\n\nThis pizza is good after a night of drunken debauchery. The dough is pillowy and the fact that they have beef pepperoni is Right ON!  The amount of cheese is good (although MORE cheese on ANYTHING makes it better!) and the sauce is cool.  I also like that they have some harder to find Snapple flavors rather than your basic tea, lemonade, and strawberry kiwi.  They also have tall can Arizona's (Grapeade is the Grape-e-est!) Stays open late..and even later on weekends.  The people there are always great! (maybe they just love me...cause I show them love back!! You know me...all SPRaU!)\n\nGo get a slice...I recommend! ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Uyl01r9PGCanJvF7nuw-kA", "date": "2009-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ePBbj67zcHrjjJLIzAQMfQ", "text": "Best Blondie's by far! Always delicious slices for the prices :D GO HERE! DO IT!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xui7sATqFHhfj1qIOCn-bQ", "date": "2009-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Ymxwo36bmfW9DPpqbSdWaw", "text": "Delicious reliable pizza. Never cold. Never too greasy. Always a great price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BMEmpeosi4LfwRlAMgtjbg", "date": "2009-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "05lp810QrHxKgiZOMhWsQg", "text": "Ten tips:\n\n1.\nThe pepperoni slice is the best thing here. Wait for a fresh pie if you see the dredges of an old one before you. If you don't have time, don't accept the small, shitty endpiece...walk a couple blocks down to Fat Slice and get a veggie, telling you it's better for your health.\n\n2.\nDo something good for humanity and be fast with your order. It's a slice and maybe a soda, for god's sake. You have no excuse if you space out or are slow about that, and someone behind you (me) might just kick your ass.\n\n3.\nIf you won't be fast for someone else, do it for yourself - bring exact change so you can get to your pizza faster without fumbling around with a bunch of coins and shit. \n\n4.\nDon't be afraid to point out exactly which piece you want. They are used to it, and this is something all real pizza lovers should do.\n\n5.\nUnscrew the cheese shakers and go crazy; the holes in the top are always blocked up. Stay in control: it's all in the wrist. As Trevor B. below says, enjoy the show as the cheese takes care of the grease. If you're a dabber, GTFO.\n\n6.\nFor some reason, the pepper flakes here can be hotter than hell, and can ruin a slice if you aren't careful. So watch yourself. BTW, this is coming from a Korean so you know I'm not f'ing around.\n\n7.\nDrink water. It's still free, and you'll feel a lot better. Plus, it keeps the palate clean for the pizza itself.\n\n8.\nScore window seats, or enjoy being bumped in the back constantly by the traffic indoors.\n\n9. \nThe napkins are in weird dispensers on the walls. You'd think this is obvious, but it might not be.\n\n10.\nIf it's closing time and they say they can't serve you, it means they're going to throw the fresh leftovers away and let some bum get it while you stare the derelicts' ungrateful, stoned faces down with pure and futile jealous rage. So when the servers deny you and walk to the back to clean things up, hoist yourself onto the glass counter. Just do it. Their walking away is a tacit enablement of what you are about to do. They're going to throw it out anyway, so it's not technically stealing since it is now trash, valued at $0.00. And what's the worst they'd do if they saw you running out like a fat version of Prefontaine with an ankle injury? They're just trying to get out of there. GET IT, or your stummy will ache the morning after.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PKaRDtzLIO7BznR4HmMGLw", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "8ptRgXq9mhVTjJAhvzCkdg", "text": "I don't think I'll ever go here after a Cal game again. Ever.\n\nI got more funky asshole looks from uptight drunk students than I've ever gotten. Even when I was a pregnant teen in the conservative Midwest.\n\nThis is effing Berkeley assholes! I can walk into a pizza joint dressed however I like. (and yes, I was completely dressed) and order what I want.  I never thought I'd ever feel like a weirdo in Berkeley. I was dressed in a pink plaid mini and black boots and a black mesh shirt with a tank bra under. We had just performed a song for our first audience and I was totally dressed for stage, but I don't have any body modifications, and my tattoo is fairly tame. WTF?!?!?\n\nI was so distracted, I just ate my slice with my companion as quickly as I could before he got in a fight with one of the asses giving me looks and we left. \n\nPizza was doughy and short on sauce, and the people behind the counter were disgruntled...although it was midnight, so maybe that's why. The album cover decor was cool, it kept me from making eye contact with the other customers.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "tuXEsjHFhjVNSWgdufiBwg", "date": "2007-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "FIv6tzH1nsUJEjsa4HYQLg", "text": "Yay! I'm the 100th review for Blondie's! \n\nAnyways, If you live in the bay chances are you've heard about Blondie's Pizza and if you've been to Berkeley, chances are that you've been down Telegraph. If you haven't, just keep nodding your head so as not to draw attention to yourself. Go to Berkeley walk down Telegraph and get some pizza at Blondie's. \n\nI have been coming here for over a decade now and I still can't get enough of the pizza. Blondie's in Berkeley is historic and in a town where that word gets thrown around a lot Blondie's really does have a lot going to back up that statement. I can not explain how perfect their pizza is when it's fresh and you're just walking out the door taking your first bite. There are no words to describe the goodness that is your first bite of Blondie's pizza. \n\nIf you go out to Telegraph bring 20 one dollar bills like I do, you can help the homeless and feel less guilty about your pizza's sinful goodness. Or if you're broke, just let them know... trust me they'll Identify with having no money, (they're homeless). Don't wander into the park near here after dark though, or you might be privy to someone using the facilities or making sweet love on the lawn. Long story short, Blondie's rocks and you need to go grab a slice.\n\nCHAD", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VLSEn7eefTJ04E7GdnoR_w", "date": "2008-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "wu4QcvH-bAL-Xdws8J9fGg", "text": "blondies brings me back to my college days in Berkeley when I didn't have a lot of money and just wanted something warm and yummy in my tummy. I would get the pepperoni and if it was fresh and hot from the oven, it was killer. \n\ntons of hot pepper flakes, a sprinkle of parmesean and I am a happy camper.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nXsMrhO9c9dO--Jbi5CHYg", "date": "2009-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 3, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "VmZ6EagjBRFDB24rNWEsDw", "text": "Two words: Veggie Slice.\n\nA wheat crust pizza that's light on the cheese, but heavy on the veggies.  As healthy as a real pizza can get!  Okay... not really, but close enough.\n\nSometimes, when I feel extra gluttonous, I order two slices and eat them both in one sitting.  Yes, I may look small, but I can eat.  I know, my friends keep telling me that I shouldn't eat anything larger than the size of my face (and a slice of Blondie's is definitely bigger than the size of my face), but I can't help it; it's so good!\n\nI mean, c'mon, with most of the food pyramid plopped in the pizza -- cheese, egg, vegetables, bread -- how can you possibly go wrong?!\n\nOh, and I always unscrew the top of the parmesan cheese dispenser ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mvZnbQ9XcMcBMCTASry-Aw", "date": "2008-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 6, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "kqxDRY8_mlG8lg71vMUq4w", "text": "I loved going to Blondie's years ago and thought their pizza was exceptional, especially the pepperoni slice with a fountain coke.  Quick in and out and tasty tasty tasty!  This was my first Blondie's so it remains my favorite location.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "__dUOXQ2Pa149eLgsL-tHA", "date": "2008-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 7, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "RSlWrI4zSwS4LqzGaR-oFQ", "text": "On Black Friday, all the other Fro-Yo places in Berk were closed, so I resorted to Blondie's. I felt kinda sick already, seeing the Fro-Yo machines amid a kitchen of greasy pizza.\n\nBlondie's actually has a nice array of toppings, including fresh blackberries, raspberries, and blueberries. I tried their Green Tea, which tasted kinda weird, then ordered a Plain Original mini with 3 toppings. Came out to a whopping $4.88. I wished that I'd gotten a slice of pizza instead...\n\nUnfortunately, I don't know if it was just the idea of eating Blondie's yogurt or the yogurt itself that made me feel queasy. First I thought it was the former, but as I ate more and more, I found myself wishing that they hadn't given me so much damn Fro-Yo. It was very dense and creamy, barely tart, and tastes kinda like...cream cheese. Couldn't finish it, felt too grossed out. Ew ew ew =(", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2008-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WqAtgHTxgS-B8J6iHc4eeA", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 10, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "c_suAlPbK9o5phiwwR2BKw", "text": "I used to really like their pizza back when I was living in the area. Despite my lactose intolerance, I'd swallow a few pills and grab a slice.\n\nI'm not fond of the thick crusted pizza normally, and Blondie's is pretty thick but I don't mind.\n\nWhat I do mind, is despite 2 lactaid pills, I'm dying a few minutes later. To my embarrassment and horror, I had to run and find a public bathroom. Do you know how hard that is in downtown Berkeley? The closest public bathroom is that miserable place in the parking garage a few blocks down. \n\nAn hour later, I'm pretty pissed, and my friends are properly bored.\n\nI try not to stare them in the eye and we continue along our day.\n\nAnd that is the story about why I eat at Fat Slice when I want pizza.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kofiqkPOeo1loQHsVbxQXg", "date": "2008-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1hZTTJtFU6BGJkLkMde-zw", "text": "This is one of those places I really wish I came to more. Since it's not located on Telegraph or the same side of the street as the Asian Ghetto (with IB Hoagies and others), I keep forgetting about coming here.\n\nOther than that, I have always been satisfied about Manhattan Roast and Grill. They know how to make a good burger and sandwich, unlike some of the \"healthy low-fat\" alternatives scattered across Telegraph. Portions are huge too. You can't go wrong with any of their sandwiches, and the Manhattan Burger is really good.\n\nAtmosphere is very clean, nice, and professional. GIven the space constraints, I'm impressed with what they did. \n\nCredit cards are accepted here, and prepare about $8-10 per person.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "24o6PxHpYUNutSdXEXATYw", "text": "This place is severely underrated. It currently is serving the best cheesesteak in Berkeley until 1AM.\n\n$6.99 with an unreasonably large serving of fries and a fountain drink with free refills.\n\nDid I mention again that it was open late? Every day of the week? (serving a limited menu at night of burgers and cheesesteaks... can't remember if there is a vegetarian option on the late night menu)\n\nWhile i was there, I was discussing with my dining companion whether or not it was a chain, and he thought it must be, but I commented on the California phenomen of commonplace single location restaurants that feel like chain restaurants. Then I pointed out that the decor is alternating psychedelic DMT posters and pictures of Manhattan.\n\nTo the owners: kudos, and I hope you can keep up the quality as you scale to lines out of the door on Friday and Saturday nights. Also, where are you getting your rolls?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UYub3BC9K_PbQ0tGShN2-g", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2x5T_s7Turaw5kfA4afboA", "text": "Get the Manhattan Burger.  (Avocado and bacon) By far the best burger in Berkeley.\n\nThe meal deal is great. Burger drinks and a side for 7 bucks.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w_bKwDXr4dOAiC02JL6Veg", "date": "2012-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3uF9ZxuGHeox_ZbRDCkX3Q", "text": "Decent pricing for a lot of food\n\nyou have to try the turkey sandwich with fries or a salad because it is definitely the best thing they have to offer.\n\nThe cranberry sauce on the turkey sandwich makes me come back everytime.\n\nThey do charge for using cards and sometimes they run out of meats though\n\n6.99 for a full meal is a great deal to me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-3W0bphgDM8qYrF3iU6PzQ", "text": "My friends and I were looking for something a little lighter for dinner, when we came across this place. It's newly opened, and you can tell by the workers there. It was actually kinda cute seeing 5 big guys standing around, giving their two cents on how to make the grilled salmon salad that I ordered. \n\nOverall, the salad was pretty good - just a bed of lettuce, cranberries, balsamic, and a good portion of salmon with a slice of bread. It was well cooked and not dry. Considering there aren't very many fish options in the area (aside from sushi), I would definitely come back for this.\n\nMy friend got a crispy chicken sandwich, which she liked because it was tender and a good amount of crispy-ness. \n\nKinda random, but the seating area in this restaurant is really high! Like, high as in difficult for short people like me to reach (haha). I wanted to give it 3.5 stars, but I gave it 4 for friendly service. I know a lot of businesses in this area typically go out, so I hope they stick around! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0LvFrRI6bWogqOA5j9WmKQ", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6NqWfQnZp2aoc-RD8OYY3w", "text": "I really needed a hamburger, but didn't want to pay the exorbitant fees for a \"gourmet\" burger.  I also didn't want to have to digest a fast food creation.  I was actually looking for Bongo Burger when I stumbled upon this gem.  $7.60 (tax included) for a 1/2 burger (done perfectly juicy and medium) with bacon, avocado and special sauce.  Oh, and you get a generous helping of fries and a drink.  The value is ludicrous and the taste is quite on point.  The service, however, was a bit lacking.  There were up to five people in the kitchen, but only two were actually cooking.  I waited about 20 minutes for my meal.  Now I want my burger fresh, but not that fresh.  I am willing to return and test the wait again.  Perhaps this was an aberration.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "87IB2-G1_0Kd9JuePf64ew", "text": "Sandwiches aren't that great. The only reason I gave it an extra star was because it has a much nicer place to sit compared to its competitors (IB's and Sam's Market) whose sandwiches are exponentially superior in price, quality, and portion.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "98hxIEz92m_BbFDQ8kYPkQ", "text": "THIS IS THE BEST SANDWICH PLACE I'VE EVER BEEN TOO. I've probably eaten here more than 20 times so some of the cooks recognize me. I have tried their caesar salad, steak, pastrami, the manhattan burger, and philly cheese steak sandwich. The pastrami and philly cheese steak sandwiches are the best!!! The pastrami has thick slices of tender pastrami with sauerkraut and thousand island. The philly cheese steak contains a large portion of steak with melted cheese in a long roll. Their $6.99 combo deal is amazing and cheap considering that you get an entree, a side, and soda. The cooks here are nice and they cook the food really fast...can't wait to eat here again tomorrow!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7LlMZGEcEX5hpVb7VZUVbQ", "date": "2011-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9jCATK1KgGNoI3aSRT781Q", "text": "Meh. I came right after this place opened and was really underwhelmed. The menu is enticing, but the food that comes out is below average. Its cheap, but there is plenty of cheaper and better burgers available nearby.\n\nI ordered the chicken sandwich with peppers and cheese. The bread was mushy, the cheese separated, and the chicken was clearly frozen.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GK1XwSNvkENudN9IvD4LzQ", "date": "2012-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9lZhJWHFszIlvzCpaBWCyw", "text": "I'll be brief. Why? Because I had this last week and was craving it now.\n\nI had the Manhattan burger and what can I say? You really can't go wrong with it. med rare 1/2lb patty, bacon, avocado, cheese must I say more? Had a side salad instead of fries, wished it was slightly more greens, but the amount of asiago they put in really makes up for it -- was a 5:4 ratio -- what can I say? I love cheese. Probably not enjoyable for conventionalites, but then why are you eating a 1/2lb burger?\n\nTheir home-made potatoes and gravy is legit too. nice and chunky yet creamy tatoes.\n\nAlso, a new, welcome addition to Berkeley late-night and MEAT choices. Closes at 1AM.\n\nPlus REFILLS. Who knows how long that'll last though. I hope this place is here to stay (for at least a little while..until the granolas get angry).\n\nBTW. Currently 6.99 for this burger, side and a fountain drink. Get it while it lasts!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xDBA1Liv0dyy2ZdTTcHUVQ", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BP-cmkMbVaUtUn7s4DgW5g", "text": "This place gets better and better every time I go... and that's a LOT. Every time I come here, I get either the Manhattan burger or the Bear burger along with fries and a soda.\n\nThe steak fries they serve here cannot be beat. Best in Berkeley. The burger is well seasoned, and things in general have changed a lot since I first came here and wrote a 3-star review.\n\nThis has become my go to place for lunch. Very satisfied and would highly recommend the Manhattan Burger.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bqbZ75_zPyxJoV2d5pZB7w", "text": "The burgers here are pretty legit! The Bear Burger and Manhattan Burger are delicious. The burgers are full of flavor and with the fried egg and/or avocado AND bacon, these are definitely worth a try if you're craving something that will fill you up. If you make it a combo, the salad, mac and cheese, or fries are pretty generous portion sizes (those are the ones I've tried) and the combo meals usually come out to around $8. So overall not too too bad for a full meal. The orders usually come out pretty quickly and the menu has a ton of options in case you are craving something other than a burger. Their Chicken Pesto sandwich is pretty good too! \n\nAll in all, this place is a pretty good deal in my book since it's filling and doesn't disappoint. The food's pretty decent and the location is pretty good - definitely nice to see a restaurant that's doing well on the other side of Durant for a change.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_4ivf3hN0FnofSmGLjOT7w", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c52id28JfbE4-Wp0MlD8cQ", "text": "Came in and tried the steak sandwich. Great sandwich overall! Good taste, pretty good price. I also like the seating, with stools facing out windows.\n\nI'm a little disappointed that they didn't go farther with drink choices; nothing but fountain soda. That stuff is really unhealthy and I avoid it. The choices of sides if you do get a combo are pretty good though; there's munchy choices (fries) and healthier choices (vegetables).\n\nDefinitely gonna come here regularly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AsD5seybLgfPndqitCENzQ", "date": "2011-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E2IBp_jWnwy6Yc4oA7GaUw", "text": "Very awesome burgers, sandwiches, and sides. The prices are pretty good. I got the philly cheeseteak and it was awesome. Definitely recommend this place. It also opens til 1am!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2011-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EmxXVpQRQ4VeUa0oSSTuIQ", "text": "I decided to try this place as i was sick of eating burgers at IBs all the time , and since it was new . \nThey have really good grilled chicken burgers and their salads are pretty good too (especially the one with the salmon ) . \nService was fast and friendly.  \nOverall I would definitely come back and eat here again .", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xBk_2usMc-pKLOldPBWAyg", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fvHg794oyy7HY4ZJArlkRA", "text": "For the price I'm paying, the amount of food that I am getting is wonderful.  While the meat pieces could be a little bigger, the large volume in the sides more than made up for it.\n\nThe workers are also very nice and open to good banter.\n\nHopefully Manhattan Roast & Grill stays open for a good long while, they have great food, great atmosphere and decor and great people.\n\nCan't wait for my next meal there. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0EiIvb6dcyEbghvBRwlauQ", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j2MEd_J90i1CRbG8m_obPw", "text": "I love this place. It is cheap, fast and very convenient. It's hard to find a good burger around near the campus that fills you up. The Manhattan Burger combo is a must have with either a side of french fries or mac & cheese. I get this at least 3 times a week!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "z0M0T6cPikJsSMNG9rQYIA", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KR1kKGnXSwSdRhlLyc2b5g", "text": "A much needed addition to the Durant take out selection, especially given how greasy and queasy IB's is across the street. A lot of great warm deli  stuff in New York style, things like pastrami and corned beef and even turkey legs. Most things can be had with drink and side for 6.99 which is great. Food isn't New York impressive, but it's not bad, and a very good value. The burgers are 1/2lb monsters and they're all very good. The manhattan burger is the best ive had in south berkeley.\nWord of warning, as you may expect, the turkey can often be a little dry, but at least they roast their own and carve it fresh. Another complaint is that their chairs (stools) are ridiculously tall. I'm 6'1\" and it takes a little work to get up on top of them.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kyHmNoOUfqj6H4UytStNBA", "text": "Their burgers and salmon are always good (just a bit on the greasy side), but the rest of their menu is ok. The salad is bland, and if you don't ask them to put the dressing on the side, it's a bit too much. But that's just nick-picking a bit, since you go there for the burgers anyways. I personally like the Manhattan Burger and the Uptown Burger, but I haven't been disappointed by any other burgers (Bear Burger, Queen Burger, forget what else). The guys there are super friendly, so it's a good atmosphere (also a great place to just people-watch, if you're into doing that while eating). Prices are good, so I'd recommend this place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rtq0kvBYDQNsrFZw1MJcag", "date": "2012-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lcCtVSraZR4OjeChxvoJtg", "text": "Since this place opened I noticed it was doing uncannily well for its location, where food joints are known to go in and out of business (Fa-La-La, Minami Sushi, the rotation of Korean restaurants). Seems that Manhattan is doing pretty well. \n\nI got a Manhattan burger (a regular burger with avocado, bacon, and 'Manhattan' sauce, which is just mayo, ketchup, and mustard). It was tall and hard to grip, but yummy - I'd say it's comparable to Bongo Burger, though, and nothing too special. It was also a pretty standard price - not expensive, but not that cheap either.\n\nThe fries were crisp, and for sides I'd recommend the fries. My friend had the mac and cheese and the cheese was not strong enough - tasted mushy. \n\nDine in tables are stools with countertop (kind of uncomfortable). Cards is + 50 cents extra charge.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7fiRE5gWenxxgCUrlXs72Q", "date": "2012-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MoKvSytZUcvmpdXT-oGwjw", "text": "Walked past this place for several months, always admiring the $6.99 any menu item + side + drink deal, and finally tried it out one day. Since then I have returned and must say, this place is quickly becoming a staple in my rotation of restuarants/quick eats/cheap places in Berkeley.\n\nGotten the pastrami sandwich and philly cheesesteak sandwich before, plus fries and a drink, and it's really just some solid food. The sandwiches came out nice and hot, fries aren't too crunchy/thin nor too plump/soft. The quantity of food is definitely worth it and if someone asks me, \"Hey where's somewhere I can go for lunch that's quick, cheap, and close to Berkeley campus? (south side)\" I'd definitely say try Manhattan Roast & Grill.\n\nThere's just so much on the menu that I want to come back some more just to try them- like the burgers or plates, and other sides like mac n cheese or coleslaw. Service is fast too with not much wait time, but I'd say the only real knock is that the place is small- no real tables as all the seats are like stools at a counter but then you can people watch along Telegraph :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a4XgfOLFLFWhyLBBaAigRQ", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-Nj0fnNh_X98HjhaJRtsfg", "text": "Huge portions, crappy food. Average Berkeley price ($6 to 9 bucks for most menu items). \n\nI agree with all the other yelpers. Their stools are way too tall. Pretty unfortunate since I went there after a crazy workout, so my thighs just died a second time trying to get onto the stool. And then I had to get down and up again to pick up my order T^T sadness. \n\nWouldn't go here again. Not that the food's super gross or anything, but there's so many better places around here. I swear, the building's cursed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2011-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o19qQ9kdLSJxkuHzxW_lrg", "text": "Have yet to try their sandwiches, but got a protein salad the other day. The salad itself was a bust, partly because the vinaigrette was was too strong for me. Bad choice there on my part, and honestly salads are eh for me. They put cranberries in the salmon salad, which was a nice touch.\n\nThe thing that reall sold me was the chuck of salmon. It was nice and big, and grilled perfectly, not too fishy at all.\n\nI'll consider going back to try other things.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pwrl-eh5aVr8P_kx8jHuMQ", "text": "Their combo meal with side orders and drink is really good; only comes out to 7.50. I ordered the Manhattan burger, which is 1/2 lb, comes with avocado, bacon, and fries. The burger was cooked medium and not dry. \n\nService is relatively fast. The seating is kind of cramped and there are only high seats.\n\nTL;DR; Give this place a try as it's really cheap. 1/2 lb burger with drink and side for 7.50.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rD5sN-nLh7u5gEyfkOubTw", "text": "I was very impressed with the manhattan burger and I would give that a 5 stars for the value. My only complaint would be that the Avacado has no taste.\n\nI was feeling hungry so I decided to get mashed potatoes and a drink on the side for only a dollar more.\n\nI finished my burger and took one bite of the mashed potatoes and was disgusted. It looked fresh and creamy but the smell was revolting and it tasted old and not fresh at all. Stick to fries or a salad.\n\nI would give this place a 4 out of 5 because of the large portions but the mashed potatoes brings it down to a 3.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "iMEnBqXa1OTCEZ2iCDu8vg", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tDn4sx8k2gWXasZwS4_vXw", "text": "I love the Philly Cheese Steak from here. Much less greasy than I.B. Hoagies down the street. I also tried the  New York Style Burger, which is a bit bland, since it comes without condiments (they have ketchup and packets of mustard you can add yourself) it needs more flavor, like the thousand island dressing at In-n-out. They also have whole turkey legs here, and the meal comes with two sides and a dinner roll! Woo-whee. They have great meaty food for under 10 dollars; I want to try more things on the menu!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pLSSh7CZReikKD-AT4bzNg", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uIdeb2Eh_B3D-iA3JdJ7Tg", "text": "I ordered the grilled chicken sandwich, since I don't know of any other place that serves it out here. \n\nI ordered the combo which comes with fries and a drink for $8.\nI got the mashed potatoes, but I guess the grand opening special is to surprise you, so instead they gave me fries...huh? \n\nThe chicken was very well seasoned and the special Manhattan sauce, is similar to Smart Alec's special sauce, the yummy one next to the ketchup.  The most disappointing thing is that the chicken was so thin, like paper thin, look at the picture I posted: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g?select=r72jQLrasG8wQD0HuhMwSQ\n\nI wish they would maybe put another slice of chicken, because for $8 I want to satiate my appetite. \n\nOther then that, the salads looks really good, hopefully after trying one I will be able to give them a better rating. But as of now, if the store continues operating the was it is it not likely to succeed.  \n\nAnd from a business stand point, having 9 workers is not the smartest decision. Lets say they get paid just over minimum wage so that's 9 workers X $10/hour =  $90/ hour. The price of the average meal is $6-8  which means having a minimum of $13 to cover the employee cost. That doesn't include food cost. Hopefully they can stay afloat.\n\nI hate being the bad guy, but if you are going to open a food joint in Berkeley, it better not be subpar!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vbKdnmUdU2_YSoOuOHqWmQ", "text": "Wow there Philly cheese is in incredible just the right amt of heat with plent of flavor and the slaw is out of this world definitely a must go for all sandwich enthusiasts", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QRTdE3G7u9wS5jTHR9bc1g", "date": "2011-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VfUIWnuNZ-PrEQhI5ah-Iw", "text": "I was CRAVING beef at 11:40pm, and apparently Steve's closes at 11 now. So I ordered the philly cheesesteak from their late night menu.  I just ... didn't like it. The meat was more crumbly than slicey, and the pickled vegetables were just too pickled. ._. They didn't mesh well. And the bread was limp. Good bread makes a huge difference! \n\nFinally, and this is really why I'm like D:, the cheese was not cheese. It was a \"cheese product.\" This was confirmed when in the morning I looked at the remains of my sandwich and the white gloop all over the box had not solidified. augh", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zbmgxQIUwZW_JNfoZEg9Zg", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wcnKU61f3XqPyuCb2fESjg", "text": "I come here probably on every other week.  Their combo deal for 7 dollars+tax is pretty awesome.  I usually get the Manhattan burger with fries.  Often times you'll leave full after coming here.  In my book, this is my go-to under 10 dollar burger place around campus.  Sorry Bongo Burger, you are a close 2nd.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gXccxoPvu0d6m-RuNxQ6HQ", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wrHpkVoR3pukhc-fzRs0gA", "text": "The Philly Cheese Steak was decent. Not a big fan of the pickled bell peppers however...the taste just seemed out of place. I was expecting a larger sandwich than a skinny roll, but I guess it was an OK size and an acceptable amount of beef for $5.99 + tax. I might come back to try the other sandwiches or plates, but this visit didn't really wow me or anything.\n\nNote: they accept credit cards, but it's an additional 49 cents.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mNVP9RnHydn1RL01vlp1jg", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YbevMBuzN0heaj0U68n-kA", "text": "I usually get the Manhattan burger because it's probably the best deal for the money. Bacon AND avocados....cannot beat that! I've tried their carved turkey sandwich as well and it was pretty good as well. If you're not feeling burgers, they have plenty of other options such as an assortment of sandwiches and different plates. The people are friendly here and the quality of the food is consistent. I definitely recommend this joint if you're looking for a quick bite or a good burger!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0qWGr1Tix_8qIuOXobpaMQ", "date": "2012-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YP6P1K-rQj4zLjm9rnhTbw", "text": "This place is alright... Tbh the only reason I go here is cause they serve mashed potatoes. Yum. Oh and the fries are cool too but only cause they have a dispenser for A-1 sauce. Yeah!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "n_3wZnaJLmdQfTyApqUM_g", "date": "2011-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zegxVCkZAXpzTg6EBVI7XQ", "text": "Come on folks....really?   Play fair and be nice.   Crave this place and their vale and quality weekly!  Only complaint is the odd layout, but not sure how they could have done it without sacrificing the kitchen area (watch them BUTCHER the meat to be more appreciative!).\n\nAs a PA gal, their Philly's can NOT be beat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VnxINvPF76gbF-3Pgpj2PQ", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZuwkDUJZP2heWjvXePZbzw", "text": "Big portions and tastes good too! Was pleasantly surprised. :) I prefer this over Bongo Burger and Smart Alec's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sD2qbmolHJnuBa7PnZ4NTA", "date": "2012-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "AzliugzBhdo1uPjPpeyK3g", "text": "five stars because bendy straws dog", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bSIEMT8vFcKbwMve8Z0zhA", "date": "2011-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mK8es6Kod8BnVkv_YsYaeA", "text": "Let's get real. They have  some great food options here. \n\nSome of the best burgers in the area also where else can you get a turkey dinner other than with your family on Thanksgiving?\n\nThey also have good salad options, maybe not with a lot of extra toppings but still overall a good deal. The salmon salad came with a good-size piece of grilled fish. It's also not as expensive as one would think", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2012-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RxtlZZSZSSyhYKigKFrHGA", "text": "Quick, tasty, and fast. What more could you ask for? Had the french dip, it was both tasty and a great value. A bit nippy inside though as the door allows in too much cold air in", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YWgZI1NhC17KmvrMc43_jg", "text": "The sandwich I got here was delicious as were the fries. It's really different from most of the sandwich shops you find around Berkeley. Definitely food that's packed with flavor. I'm surprised that more people haven't been here yet/ reviewed it. \n\nThe portions were also reallyyyy large. I saved half of it for dinner so it's a great value.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZesGsgWTeNrNqIoQQpM18g", "text": "Came here today at lunch because of the Touchdown Monday (30% off for the recent Cal win). Long line that awkwardly meanders out the door and blocks people from entering. The cashier is right on front of the door and there its little maneuvering room inside.\n \nOrdered a roast turkey sandwich on a white roll with avocado. Did a combo with fries soda (usually $7.60 tx incl, now $5.55). Waited a short time, but phased that time by getting to-go containers of ketchup and A1 steak sauce. You cash see the huge while roast turkey sitting under the roasting lamp with trays of the other hot sandwich filings.\n\nTaking our food to-go, I open the box and there is a very large sandwich spilt in two with a generous portion of thick cut fries. Splitting with my friend, I took the first bite...and was not impressed. I could not really taste the cranberry spread, the added avocado was limited, I forgot there was bacon til the end when I saw it sticking out, and even the gouda cheese was not as detectable despite there being two slices and it usually being  a very bold cheese. Adding the A1 steak sauce added more flavor amd I liked it then. The turkey breast was very good, since out was thick carved and generous in amount, but perhaps that is why I couldnt taste the other ingredients. I really wanted the cranberry to shine out of the sandwich, but it didnt. Personally, I didnt even like the white sandwich roll; it had a chewy crust rather than a nice and crust and crispy crust like a baguette. \n\nThe fries were good, but I probably ate too many.\n\n(Also had a bite of my friend's manhattan steak sandwich and was also unimpressed. I would rather go get Brazil Cafe for steak.)\n\nVery filling, decent price, but also decent taste. I will not return.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JXnW7mGyMfojNsrG7nx_ug", "date": "2011-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q5NpjChH3Y-hC12sNlL_cw", "text": "I recently made a homecoming back to Berkeley with Kathleen W. and we were curious to see if anything has changed on South Side. To my surprise, the area that used to be occupied solely by Minami Sushi is now vibrantly thriving, with Manhattan Roast & Grill occupying a significant portion. We decided to give them a try and see if it was anything worth raving about.\n\nHere was my problem: Everything on the Roast Turkey sandwich looked amazing and is the first thing that truly caught my eye. The only thing I didn't want on it, however, was the turkey itself. Luckily, they let me have roast beef instead and for the same price. To sum it up, I got roast beef, gouda cheese, bacon strips, tomato, lettuce, and cranberry mayo pecan spread on an Italian bun. \n\nThis sandwich just blew my mind. First of all, no other cheese beats smoked gouda, so this was automatically a win for me. I didn't taste the bacon strips too much, which meant there was a perfect quantity of them. The spread was just a little sweet and added a perfect contrast to the gouda and roast beef combo. Overall, it was one of the best sandwiches I've ever had. If I was a student again, this would be one of my go to places for a quick to go lunch. Looks like Cheese 'N' Stuff has some serious competition.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2011-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wvX-PuB4o4brorXnFanTNQ", "text": "I didn't have much expectations, but was mildly pleasantly surprised. The service was friendly and the menu was big. I got the impression that this place would be like a cheesesteak sandwich shop, but it's more than that. There are items like a roast beef or cornish game hen plates with mashed potatos and steamed veggies. There are grill items like burgers with fries. There is indeed cheesesteak sandwiches. I like that. I like that there are items you can't find elsewhere in this immediate college campus periphery. The game hen was good and juicy, with lots of lemon juice on the skin. The pastrami was good, very hot deli-styled. The pickle was meh. The jus was gravy. The mashed potatos were creamy and there was as much gravy as there was potato. The steamed veggies were bland, but they are steamed frozen veggies after all. Also, unlimited fountain soda from the self-serve soda dispenser. Overall, this isn't extraordinary, but was worth my hunger.\n\nIn short: cheap, big portions, fast.\n\nAnd how about those extra tall stools?? I literally had to climb a ladder to get on them. I see that they wanted to align the counter with the existing window separation, but so not cool and so not ADA-friendly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zwaSVUxF_mYyprz7e9ijRg", "text": "Goodness, I love to eat at this restaurant. It is by far my favorite (and closest!) place to eat out.\n\nService/Decor: Food comes out pretty fast, maybe within 10 minutes. There aren't individual tables but there's bar-seating that faces out onto the street. Looks pretty clean. Did I mention IT CLOSES AT 1AM? AWESOME.\n\nFood: Manhattan Burger. Delicious. Always cooked to a medium rare, almost always seasoned perfectly. I rarely ever have to put ketchup on or season the burger myself, which is fantastic. The burger itself comes with AVOCADO AND BACON. Too excellent. Normally it's $7.60 for a Manhattan Burger Combo, which includes the burger itself, a side (I usually get fries), and a small drink. Pretty excellent combo and you get a lot of bang for your buck. I am sad, however, that they did not grill my bun and the bun sort of broke apart while eating it. I also wish they had different choices of fries; if I want fries, I'll usually get it across the street at IB's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "8oILwo-zRclbCgnAUBhbPQ", "text": "Manhattan Roast & Grill is quite possibly the best sandwich shop on the south side purely because they know what it takes to make a great tasting sandwich. They have great bread, generously-portioned meats, and a variety of tasty condiments. You can choose what you want on your sandwich, or go with one of their creations. Of which I highly recommend the Roast Turkey sandwich with comes with sweet cranberry-pecan mayo, bacon, smoked gouda cheese, and a generous portion of roasted turkey. It put a nice twist on a classic thanksgiving leftover. Also, Manhattan Roast & Grill serves hefty philly-cheese steaks and half-pound burgers in similarly tasty combinations. Burgers and sandwiches cost $7.99 with a good-sized side and small drink (free refills). A great deal for a delicious and well-portioned meal on Durant. \n\nAs for the atmosphere and service, it is a bit tight in the restaurant but there is a surprising amount of seating along the window in bar format In addition, the employees bus the plates which is convenient.  The Keith Haring cartoons scattered about the wall add a nice touch. Sandwiches take a while to create when the restaurant is busy, but service is generally quick and you can call in several minutes beforehand and have your order waiting for you when you arrive. \n\nThe location of Manhattan Roast & Grill is notorious for failed food joints (see Fa-La-La) but this sandwich shop thrives purely because it makes great sandwiches. And if that what you are looking for, this is the place to go.\n\nUnfortunately, this place recently started charging an inconvenient $.49 for each credit card transaction. Which surely makes a relative increase in the price of each sandwich.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TGq8qD67iGaA2n_SwwFAIA", "date": "2011-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VtOZNMT7C3cInWlofwM3aw", "text": "This place has a fantastic atmosphere, and the service is swell. I love getting the Bear Burger with mashed potatoes. They also play good music.\n\nFood takes a while to prepare though. I wouldn't mind the wait if the place was roomier.\n\nBonus Point! They are one of few places in the area open past mid night!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AckthJikDsJq_56DLd5_8g", "date": "2011-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "sE_7qyRzKZt6wKmGHvKT5A", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nCame here for late dinner on a Monday night after a mind-blowing midterm. omg I wish I could talk about how I felt about the midterm (state of overconcentration is BAD), but you'd probably fall asleep before I even got to describing the food.\n\nI wasn't sure what to order here, as the Yelp reviews weren't unanimous in decision on one item. And for some strange reason, when my eyes connected with the word \"meatloaf\" on their signboard, I knew I had to have it. And I have no idea why. I haven't eaten meatloaf in YEARS, probably because I don't take a particularly fond liking to it. But there was something about that midterm that made me crave meatloaf!!! I don't get it either.\n\nYou walk in to the counter, and to the left are wall seats on stools. People mill around the counter for take-out orders, so don't get lost in the wrong crowd. It took me 2 minutes to order, as I was waiting for the cashier to divvy out take-out orders. And there was no one in front of me either. So...2 minutes seemed reaaallly long.\n\nFood was served in 4 minutes over the counter, and the server said that if I wanted more gravy, I could ask. How nice!\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nHOMEMADE MEATLOAF LUNCH/DINNER PLATE: tomato sauce or gravy with choice of 2 side orders and a dinner roll [$6.99 | $7.60 with tax if paid in cash]\n- Two slices of meatloaf drizzled in gravy! Gravy wasn't too thick and added a delicate touch of mmm mmm good. The meatloaf was a bit dry but savory nonetheless. It looked a bit raw on the inside? At least it looked a bit pink. Then again, I'm not meatloaf expert. =3=\n- Salad was normal romaine, nothing too healthy. Chunks of grated parmesan cheese on top with some delectably-flavored croutons. Yup, that's my serving of veggies for the week.\n- Fries were good. Not salted, and a good chewy, slightly crunch texture.\n- Dinner roll felt soft but did not taste soft.\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nHomemade meatloaf is meh, fries are good, decent portions for the price, food is out fast. It seems like they're more famous for their roasted turkey sandwich and their burgers, so maybe I should stick the recommendations and not venture far from Yelp next time. Learning my lesson the hard way :c\n\nThey charge an additional $0.49 if you pay with card, so bring cash!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WSTdK7y1ZDw9JU3NUpFj7g", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "4DqilSGo_DUtc1Qte52aVQ", "text": "Manhanttan offers 1/4# burgers, oven roast sandwiches, grilled steaks & chicken sandwiches, salads, and side orders.\n\na few seats available for seating but it's basically take out.\n\neats: special: choice of sandwich/burger, side order  & drink(6.99)\n-manhattan club (6.99) \nhad lots of turkey, roast beef, ham, not much flavoring \nswiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and avocado also\nsliced rye toasted great\nadded grey poupon later, tasted a lot better\n-mashed potato with gravy\ncreamy, king of lumpy, watery, tasted pretty good. \n\nleftovers\n-sandwich didn't have a lot of taste. good value though.\n-maybe  a burger next time. nope only 1/4#.\n-fast service, helpuful suggestions...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "00uNG0rwNYmk4yY_HddEEg", "text": "For starters, I was pleasantly surprised by the prices. Traipsing hungrily through the UC area, my friend remembered hearing positive things about La Cascada Taqueria (\"really good burritos,\" etc.).\n\nCalifornians, in particular, seem to be very picky about their burritos. Being from New York, I'm constantly comparing my love of pizza to their love of burritos. It's in the blood. I get that. So I understand the many thickness/thinness, flavor, and consistency issues that arise when it comes to choosing a burrito joint. And as for my chicken burrito, it was long, lean (on the thinner side), and very close to perfect.\n\nEverything tasted fresh, the ingredients were evenly distributed, and it had exactly the right amount of heat throughout. The salsa bar was fine, too (but I care less about spicy salsa than I do about a tasty burrito).\n\nAlso, the guys working there were fantastic. Accommodating, polite... and more than willing to give us extra foil and bags so we could take our leftovers home (... though they only made it as far as the car).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YOZP4_4Xiu1iQ6qtD4kE5g", "date": "2011-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2KfZODn1l00pxwc8i7o9Mg", "text": "I work 2 blocks from Center Street but am always passing this place on my way to work from school. At 11:00 a.m. I am always hungry and the choice is between a burrito and sushi (C U is right beside them). My life would be so much simpler if I could give these guys a higher rating. They give you a pretty big burrito for the price ($7 for Carne Asada) but the meat always smells funny? I keep going back because it is the cheapest and quickest food in the downtown Berkeley area but if La Burrita was not up the high I would rather go there. One thing I must give them props for is their salsa. The green stuff is super fresh and awesome. If only their meat did not smell a little weird, this place would be perfect.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jEOMMK9gJTiZaeGMhnTgAg", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3wWE_bOFAuDztHZd2-S3nA", "text": "Today was March 10th. 50% off all wraps and burritos. AWESOME.\nI used the opportunity to order two burritos, a Fajita Wrap and a Super Beef Burrito. Both were amazing. I don't know if i would pay the full price on that fajita burrito, but it was darn good. Will come back occasionally.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h0r34FAsMfeIFAOoXa-Wig", "date": "2010-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ZnuFEWc8R5rOVr-xev-vA", "text": "This is my favorite burrito menu in Berkeley: that said, it is very California-style, with Thai wraps, a curry burrito, a veggie burrito with green beans, pesto available, etc., so not very south-of-the-border, if thats what you are looking for. But being a California-cuisine lover, this is my kind of place!\n\nThe tofu curry burrito is the tastiest item!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5XECxkkMoRw14YFNh5n2LA", "date": "2008-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4k9IGxiBOwHJ-uFg6Qq0AA", "text": "So far, this is my favorite burrito place in the Bay Area, not including food trucks! I get the vegetarian rice and bean burrito with black beans. It's big and really yummy! The place is nice and sunny and conveniently located and the guys are really friendly.\n\nThe best part, by far, is the salsa. I pour some on each bite of burrito. Try the mild (green one) and the medium (red one), they're my favs. I also recommend squeezing lime on your tortilla chips. :p\n\nOh and did I mention they're super cheap. Well, a veggie burrito anyway, just $5!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v82ZDwOUoou1wPJ5H0wmnA", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ePj-ohuNplATU_qyoGkhg", "text": "I stopped in here with my girlfriend for a quick bite to eat before our movie began. After we finished our meals we weren't late to the movie and we weren't disappointed with our burritos.  We were looking for something filling, cheap, and quick - luckily we happened to find this place. \n\nI've read some of the bad reviews, and I don't know how often they have visited this place to label everything as terrible, but my experience was pretty good.  Free Refills on fountain drinks, filling and tasty carnitas burrito, very low key and low traffic venue, with cheap chips and salsa - what else do you really want?  (actually the chips were REALLY salty - but other than that I can't complain).\n\nNo one gave me the finger or treated me poorly, the food arrived within 3 minutes of placing the order, and condiments were available to season the food. \n\nMission accomplished La Cascada - I shall see you again on my next visit to Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "n-34VCW0iAaxrX0HWSAGaQ", "date": "2010-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6BNnEFobBoNTj3s6Gdzw7w", "text": "-Excuse me for being a snob but if I wanted a room temperature burrito I would take one home, stick it in the fridge for a day, throw it in the microwave for 45 seconds, then eat it. NOT go to a resturant and pay like seven dollars for one....\n\nI got a carne asada burrito and the meat tasted off...maybe it needs more seasoning or something\n\nFood isn't good and prices are high=wont be back", "stars": 2, "user_id": "84dCHkhWG8IDtk30VvaY5A", "date": "2009-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "76fX1UptA2s9kpOH7z82ZQ", "text": "I was going to grad school in Berkeley in 97 so most of my review is old memories but I have eaten there recently when in town to see Dream Theater.\n\nLa Cascada is the best non-traditional Mexican I have had in Berkeley.  What used to be El Fabuloso on Telegraph was the best traditional style, and La Cascada was the best non-traditional.  What do I mean by non-traditional?  Well they have pesto chicken and Thai burritos.  In the era of World Wraps this really doesn't seem like much but 10 years ago when they opened they were serving them and they're still as tasty now as they were then.\n\nI literally ate there every day for months, and the food is the same today as it was then.  My favorites are the seafood burritos (try them as a Torpedo Wrap if you're really hungry) and the pesto chicken burrito.  Nowadays I am a big fan of carnitas and their carnitas has never been very special, they're kind of dry.  Instead go for the pesto chicken burrito which has a very basil-y pesto.  \n\nBeware of cilanto if you don't like it, they use a decent amount and it will ruin your dish.\n\nTo this day, any time I pass Berkeley I think of pulling off of 80 and popping in to grab a burrito.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1mdwR2US8Z_CBWYuFMWWNg", "date": "2007-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8bJ6WgQ4M84tyJyv5094iw", "text": "I go there for lunch a lot.  The cashier lady is hot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S6FWExH_mIyz0a4EuZIaVw", "date": "2008-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8QzXxd_8Bj_qLUuMqBySeA", "text": "We stopped in because they had a sign outside stating that the had the best burritos in Berkley.   Now I don't know who gave them that title, but my  guess is they just put it up to sucker in hungry people, who like my self have a desire to find the best burrito EVER.  to say the lest this was not the best burrito in fact it was barley sub par.  the beans tasted like they came from a can and there was no cheese or sour cream, to make matters worse there was bad bean to meat ratio, to many beans not enough meat.  they might do other things well but on the whole i felt cheated and led a stray", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2zGFWw7PdgYY69AoyAdrFw", "date": "2008-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8UkjghxWoGz_xKGtu0OdyA", "text": "Considering some of the great burritos in the area i don't know why anyone would settle for this.  If your in the area, go next door to Top Dog 5, its much better and much cheeper.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pCGhLbFA8Q2N_LypEOdHcw", "date": "2005-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ccwEwIG-yNNpcoh9nBre7g", "text": "had this today for lunch.  a coworker recommended me to it.\nI was really craving for a plate of enchiladas with rice and beans! and i was hoping this place would satisfy it.. unfortunately, they dont offer anything but wraps, tacos and burritos..\nthats fine, ill just get a burrito without the tortilla, its close enough. maybe im spoiled from all the cheap and good mexican food in oakland, but this place was just... ok if even. i got the carnitas and steak. its both pretty dry. and there really isnt that much food. i dont usually eat much, but i was able to finish this in one sitting, surprised everyone. the salas are ok the chips looks like the big costco bag kind... the rice is flavor less, the black beans.. it was just ok. the pico de gallo did have fresh tomatoes, as it should. lol. \ni dont think ill pay 7 dollars for such mediocre food from this place again, sadly, id rather eat chipotle at least ill be completely stuffed\n\nunless im totally starving and everything is closed lol", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ySsVSX1OFyJTs_8msTOPmQ", "date": "2010-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ClU031pxnlwD6xerjlWfUg", "text": "La Cascada has really gone down hill in the past few years, which is a pity because I finally finished my \"buy 9 get one free\" burrito card.  While you expect a burrito to fill you up and then some, La Cascada's burritos are smaller than the \"baby\" burritos served at taquerias in the Mission.  The prices haven't shrunk, so you're paying about $5-$6 for a small burrito that leaves you wanting.  They have a great tomatillo salsa that I love, which used to come in squeeze bottles, but now, you can only take two containers of salsa...if you're the sort that follows their draconian rules.  Gone are the glory days when I could bite and squirt salsa, bite, salsa, repeat.  If you don't want the regular ol' chicken or carne asada burrito, you can get grilled veggies and whatnot in yours:  they go a little crazy with the concept of fusion burritos with a Thai-influenced one and, I think, one that has pesto.  They have my least favorite chips in all of Bay Area taqueriadom.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "X0q4bFpolUwr_MOKEURbHg", "date": "2005-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cZo4Hvwsa5tIrcNI8DliMg", "text": "This place is dirty, and disgusting, the room-temperature burritos gave me a belly ache, the bathroom was filthy, and some guy got punched when he was waiting in line...\n\n   There were selling burritos at 50% off that day, and since I'm a student, it sounded like a good deal to me. When I placed my order, the woman at the register didn't even look me in the eye, and had a rude vibe about her. I ordered my burrito and went to use the restroom, where the toilet (full of a giant crap) didn't flush,  and there was no more paper.\n  Then I grabbed my burrito and sat down at a table that looked like it hadn't been wiped down all-day, and there was food on the floor that no one bothered to clean up.\n  Furthermore, the salsa bar was dirty and in disarray, and there were no little plastic cups to put my salsa in. The burrito wasn't hot--the beans were room-temp., it wasn't even hot enough to melt the cheese. There was hardly any meat in the burrito, except for one giant chunk of fat.\n  Then, a bunch of people from the ACLU and other canvassers were waiting in line, and this guy who had been begging across the street started yelling at one of the canvassers about cutting in line. The guy just shrugged him off, and so the beggar punches the guy in the stomach!\n  I lost my appetite right about then and left. And I am never going back!!\nThey must have had some really crappy burrito places back in 1997 when they won the award. Plus I got a horrible stomach ache later that day.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "MWiwCkIVT9RMKBG9Xj719Q", "date": "2009-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d25DtN9e3F5EAxnD_nMkHA", "text": "It does the job, considering it's so close to campus and all. The chorizo breakfast burrito is good, but a little small considering the price. I may have just been really hungry--but I finished it in record burrito eating time. I thought the chorizo could have been a little spicier, but I really love spicy food. There was also supposed to be potatoes in it, but I really couldn't find any. I like the addition of refried beans, though. The service was very good; the guy at the counter was really nice. Next time I'm going to try the carnitas, since I judge all Mexican restaurants on their carnitas.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FOhjx_jUb48JKEMNsrydSw", "date": "2009-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d4B9_oqrby-We1Z-IlLXPA", "text": "We decided to have a light late lunch and chose La Cascada because its suppose to be good. I ordered a burrito and she a tostada salad. Everything seems fine. While sitting and eating, my partner observes two events that was not good. One of the servers was stirring some type of dressing and placed his finger into the bowl to sample. Yuck!! Then we both saw the same server use a broom that was sitting on the floor next to the grill and used it to brush the open grill and placed broom back on floor. Yuck twice!! Neither one of us got sick but she did feel some discomfort. Crap!!! Also aren't hair-nets required? Did they close the College Ave location?? I certainly would not recommend this place and would certainly welcome a visit from the health department.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ocqw3T5LwZ5QMIdXequjQw", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DIWh-1ShC-S8U3ZaIlxw2w", "text": "Its possibly the best breakfast burrito of all time.  EVERY time I am in Berkeley i get one.  every time I'm there they make everything right in front of me and its always top notch. I've probably gone 10 times, i recommend it to my water polo team when we go see CAL polo games and they all love it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_j3Mjp5LXhwvxA8I9cZJcg", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DmVFtyTATwJmySZhLOggTQ", "text": "I don't know if it was good or bad that my chicken burrito took all of five seconds to put together. Regardless, half of the chicken had BONE in it. Not just tiny splinters--knuckle-sized chunks of bone. Is that even allowed??\nIt's pretty hard to screw up a generic burrito, but they managed to. This place isn't worth it, especially since there are better burrito places nearby (and better restaurants in general).", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LimqLeZI1QEDRLsEYqgR1Q", "date": "2009-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Du6pXQD_11yCLh-3zkFzzg", "text": "Great salsa bar. The fish tacos were gross, why would I want a fish stick in my taco..great prices for students.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oI-jga8eE75vXJ8gB15wgw", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e8AmkeQhNwDTBIwYQ-Bo1Q", "text": "If you enjoy management who'd lie to your face, burritos filled with empty padding then I'd recommend this place for you. \n\nSo I got a sausage/potato burrito, ate about 1/4 of it until I realized that it was all rice and no meat. I thought, maybe the good stuff's further down, so I gave my burrito a good lobotomy. No hint of any meat at all. I went to the grouchy looking cashier, who was also the manager of the place and told them that they had forgotten to put any meat in my burrito. I said that it was fine to have meat on the side, since I didn't want them to have to go through the trouble of remaking a burrito for me.\n\nWhat he did instead was he took my burrito with his dirty hands, and pointed at some unidentifiable speck and said, \"Look, meat right there.\" \n\nPretty sure I created a Yelp account just to bitch this place out. Even La Burrita has tastier burritos than this joke of a place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UxUANPUY2W9AE_P0h4J1WQ", "date": "2008-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EtXvrcjiQIlXNj0w94cwlw", "text": "Exceptionally Mediocre food. If you want a good burrito go around the corner to Razan's Organic Kitchen around the corner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "d9tgb-9jIfnEGVq2K4i6wg", "date": "2006-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f3l_urCkRAOXxAB1d0eS5g", "text": "Very good fresh home-made salsa\n\nHad one taco for a lunch; it was satisfying, presented nicely on a plate, and allowed me to add plenty of salsa and condiments :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4jPsIgMZT4_Ks5-myaW9Bg", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GcOVuGNQ2yfBEsmzyIO6nA", "text": "I like their chicken burritos and super chicken tacos. Delicious guac.\n\nA little pricey in my opinion, but always filling.  3.75 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "83UpKfaC_Sa2258M7byhqg", "date": "2007-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GKWw8o3wU8ghuFB8RyEBAA", "text": "I LOVE THEIR NACHOS!!!! Me and my fiance go there regularly, every time we go in they know to make nachos. I think they have the perfect flavor combination of sour cream, cheese, and guacamole.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F4oE5b2b-34PTv4CgNhm3g", "date": "2010-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i5gRgKEruTN2DzTrVn1ZWQ", "text": "Delicious vegetarian burrito and beautiful setting!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fRwdvk3xKJ7GzxJZPNIF0Q", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iChuwHMCgrWqBjhFZn14dQ", "text": "I really really LOVE their chorizo y papas burritos!  They're the BEST!!!  The burrito has mexican sausage in it and pieces of seasoned potatoes.  I like to get the  chopped cilantro and chopped onions from the salsa cart and top each bite of my burrito with them.  You can also get different kinds of tortillas to wrap your burrito.  They have spinach and tomato tortillas. \n\nThe service is okay.  They are not overly friendly, but they are not rude either.\n\nThe prices are pretty reasonable.\n\nThis is the place I go to get a burrito in dt berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wo38nW_JbXC4m_zlaN86wQ", "date": "2012-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iE9TVMLZ2x3dh7be9xXmIA", "text": "I have been visiting La Cascada since 1998 and have nice chats with Mohammed, the owner, and have gotten to know his bro Albert (co-owner of the College Av branch).  Definitely try the thai chicken curry wrap - the sauce and black beans complement the succulent chicken.  The size is just perfect for one meal, because it is not overly large and focuses on quality ingredients vs quantity you might find at other Mexican joints.  \n\nI love the food here soooo much that after my LASIK eye surgery, my best friend literally held my hand as I stumbled blindly into the store, bandages still on.  (At the time I was living 3,000 miles away, so this was my only chance to eat the scrumptious thai wrap.)  The murals on the wall are fun, the ingredients they use very fresh, and the agua frescas with real fruit.\n\nAlthough the variety of salsas are not the best, the red salsa is fiery hot and gives a great kick.  The chicken tortas with the garlicky avocado spread are also tasty, but the bread used now is a bit too big.  It helps if you peel off the top crust.  All in all, a definite gem in Berkeley/North Oakland.  And do get a frequent buyer card for your own free burrito.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Af7W2dvga0iSwxb8K_GCSw", "date": "2007-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IODOLaVr1mmZNXf5oxFNPA", "text": "La Cascada has consistently great food, along with courteous, efficient counter service. The restaurant always appears very clean, and their food is always flavorful and fresh. I've had the nachos and the carnitas burrito, amongst other dishes. Every menu item I've had in the numerous times I've eaten here has been good; I would definitely order them all again.\nThe decor is warm, colorful, and inviting, and there's a small salsa bar including onions and limes to jazz up your meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XYUoDEHfNo_NTUOLzSzITg", "date": "2011-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J8OBvWXRlU6ZQT-hZjJeEQ", "text": "I can't vouch for their non-vegetarian fare, but the vegetarian burritos at this place are fantastic. Their ingredients are vegetarian (no chicken stock in the rice, no lard used in cooking) and their burritos are warm, well wrapped, and offer a good mix of vegetables with black beans, rice, and salsa. I've had better food and service at the Elmwood location than the Center Street location, but I haven't yet been disappointed at either place. Compared to some of the taquerias in town that won't guarantee the veggie-friendliness of their food and have serve weak beans and rice burritos in unsanitary conditions, I think this place is great. The chips aren't fantastic, but when I order a burrito I'm usually not so concerned with the nachos. Check out the College Ave. La Cascada if you're looking for a good vegetarian burrito.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Jr7jDNqHsPwdw43bmVyfCQ", "date": "2006-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JDZ3PokBkZqCLLjRfVBztA", "text": "I've been frequenting Cascada throughout my undergraduate career.  And I must say, I don't understand all the hate for it!  Their black bean burrito is divine!  And where else can you get a spinach (green) tortilla?  It's absolutely perfect IMO if you just squeeze some lime into it after you bite off the top.  I love the staff because they're nice and they're good at anticipating my order.  Minus one star because their salsa sucks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LOvghY7mW93upzi1RDIjXQ", "date": "2009-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KI6Sjyug5-Ef_NPjIGPA8w", "text": "This place used to be a good place to go for food in downtown Berkeley. The \"Picate\" used to have lots of veggies in it, like it was described on the chalkboard.\n\nI swear there was 1 piece of squash in it and few cereals of corn, some beans and LOTS of rice. Blah. The \"salsa bar\" is such a joke. \n\nI'm going to have to go back into Bongo Burger now and buy a turkey burger after the regular burger I just ate. This burrito is dry and saturated in BBQ sauce. \n\nLooking back, I think this was the worst \"gourmet\" burrito experience I've ever had to endure.  I ate half of it and threw the rest away.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "-K5S9qSv9PuiC_jwSjbXaw", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KQwm78gd46p1xvwXfOGQJg", "text": "Best carnitas you will ever taste! Hands down!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CYKfrS7doD0xx3XRc_-64A", "date": "2012-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-L6zTNuwOYK3MAo-08WmVA", "text": "So La Cascada proudly adorns their storefront with a flag that touts \"Voted Best Burrito\". Problem is they won that title back in 1997. If they haven't any other (read: more recent) accolades to boast, things aren't looking good. Wouldn't it be better to just leave well enough alone and take down the sign, rather than to ensure mockery?\n\nAnyway, we went to check it out - based on the Best Burrito of 1997 status , and curiosity - and we were not too pleased. I got the chorizo y papas burrito. It was so-so at best. The burrito on the whole was pretty bland. As were the side of chips, and the salsas, of which they only had 2 kinds - red and green.\n\nIt really makes me wonder what the place was like back in 97.... and also, who was doing the voting.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "34bU3gnSHUFHNPLNvwl8fA", "date": "2006-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LimorvBrgwFBZ9pCmEK_5g", "text": "the worst burritto i ever had. also very filthy inside.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "e3NowcEKREbtH2qa_ZUPMQ", "date": "2010-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lXrvRTdHY5DLya0zRsnigQ", "text": "Blah! I hate bad, flavorless, tasteless burritos.. that was a waste of 6 bucks...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4U-ebVXOz369oQF7Z7V55w", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n9vh8VN8S3F888lg88yBmA", "text": "It's hard to rate a place after eating one insignificant burrito.  The issue is that if the food was just so-so, why would you want to go back?  Then again, it could very well be that their other plates are fantastic and the burrito happens to be lackluster.  And it was a lackluster beef burrito with the usual ingredients.  It was, however, a good size and it certainly beats the hell out of that pool of mediocrity known as Chipotle.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jHjDtFD_Rjxr95UZAG1yvw", "date": "2010-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "no2TPZu-LJHQO6ssUlHqSg", "text": "This is my personal favorite taqueria close to campus. The regular burritos are pretty good, but where they shine is the more unusual ones. I'm a huge fan of the chorizo y papas burrito; the picante is a vegetarian burrito which is pretty healthy and delicious! They have 'international' burritos like chicken curry and thai chicken, also good. The best part is, they have a breakfast menu and SERVE IT ALL DAY!\n\nThe salsa bar is very nice, but the chips you get free are pretty bad; they taste like they come from the grocery store. Unlike la burrita or chipotle, they also have Jarritos!\n\nBe sure to make it over when they have a half-price burrito day. Stock up, and they're about 98% as good warmed in the microwave.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AsD5seybLgfPndqitCENzQ", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nx4A9ETC8RmOo38i5sNK0Q", "text": "Best of Berkeley? Meh", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Xb_RUL5tBSbSF4tIJ58QQQ", "date": "2012-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OC3ITqE1B2Lpco9RHdKRdA", "text": "i've eaten a lot of burrito in my day, and i can honestly say this is the worst. for 7 bucks, u get a quick sloppy burrito. it had little chicken and it was charbroiled to a piece of black char.the strange part was the chunks of char were not sizzling hot, just warm. my friend sitting with me told me i had black ash stuck to my teeth. i spit it out after bite two. it had a funny taste to the whole thing, normally i'd have complained, but i wasn't in the mood. tossed it. better to toss it than have the runs. also, very dirty inside. clean the floor!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "hvkic6WMzM3Hft3-G8XPuQ", "date": "2009-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oohuqeRsc4VOL1tlBTNFSA", "text": "A pretty decent burrito stop either pre- or post-bart.  The meat in my carnitas burrito was a little tough, but the beans and rice were flavorful and everything was pretty well mixed around, avoiding the ever-dreaded pocket of sour cream at the bottom of your burrito instead of well-distributed creaminess in every bite.  I actually like the salsa at La Burrita better, but in every other way, La Cascada wins out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2008-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PiudQlZemaWvEpASx7xQDw", "text": "I went here for an early lunch to beat the rush, probably a bad move on my part.  I ordered a beef burrito with black beans.  The burrito came to me lukewarm, probably because it was still warming up on the steamers from sitting in the fridge overnight.  Lukewarm food is okay when you are starving at home and can't wait another minute to eat something, but its not cool at a restaurant.  On that note, I don't know how this place could have as many stars as it does.  The beef didn't have much flavor, the rice was soggy, and all I could really taste were the raw onions.  After living in So Cal and enjoying a good Alberto's burrito, if this place is considered \"The Best Burrito in Berkeley,\" I'll look elsewhere when a burrito craving hits.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "wjf6GzMyPk6A5bgfByNuFg", "date": "2009-06-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_pvYQYD3YsJ5iocvNqPLUQ", "text": "Ive been going to this restaurant my whole life it feels like. i love it! all my friends love it!! and my whole family! the best burritos are the chicken, and fajita! the quesadillas are AMAZING!! their salsas are the best! and i love their spicy chipotle hummus! \nthey have such a creative menu!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VBl5er-qmg3GDfdJryHiEw", "date": "2009-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pyyYSJKxJmDIMfS4cHqw2w", "text": "I've reviewed my share of taquerias, and I'm sad to say that La Cascada is one of the worst I've been to. Don't get me wrong, I'm hard to please when it comes to burritos, but what La Cascada served was nothing short of a great insult on mexican food.\n\nFirst of all, half of the burrito was cold. Granted, it's where the guac, sour cream and salsa was, but it also meant that the burrito was horribly mixed. The tortilla was hard. There was hardly any cheese. The worst part is the meat. Man, that was some grade C meat. It was tough, flavorless, and worst of all, cold too!\n\nAll that for almost $7!\n\nThe only thing keeping me from giving this place a 1 star was the breakfast burrito I had one time, out of desperation because I was craving breakfast burritos.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RX6ZYTNV7gvBKFF0DSw4nQ", "date": "2006-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q0e2OazryAnblVc0ei0C_A", "text": "Delicious burrito place.  Zagat first alerted me to this place and I'm glad it did.\n\nReally friendly owners.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N3SLh3dm_u610Ab3rBkx9Q", "date": "2010-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qg4YYsI7zDj2BZiyTrV5Ug", "text": "Needed a quick bite after the movies the other night with the kid. Just a block walk away from the Shattuck Theaters, and no wait. Guys working there very friendly and accommodating with our \"no sour cream, change to spinach wrap after the order was in\" which we appreciate. Orders of food were huge and the price was reasonable, food tasty and steamin' hot. Definitely a good bang for your buck. Perfect for the college crowd, and someone on the run. The place's esthetic is a bit sparse, but dinner made for a happy belly!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "h0fNBxo0qFtrxX59PIzv1g", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qxh2AQo2OlhLubT7BmmDjQ", "text": "This is a very good burrito place to hit. I don't know to explain it exactly, but theirs is one of the better burritos that I've had. It's big enough to fill your appetite, but wrapped nicely so everything doesn't spill over. The meat is delicious and so are the other contents.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3ideE5jonMsCk9HsO2HT2g", "date": "2008-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rQKMpPGb3Wq8gpkKFSzhUg", "text": "Close to BART. Portions have been getting smaller over the years, although the mix of ingredients is tasty. Their College Avenue location actually has better food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nAeM6pzIHIJFoBKq1-Fkmg", "date": "2005-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ry-dNevqtGWJbl0YV1fyTg", "text": "Just so so.  I like the College location better.  There can be a pretty long wait for your food at times here as well.  I think it depends on the time of day.  Not the best mexican food, but it will do the trick.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fPROLvVR20DTvqpy7IdTIQ", "date": "2006-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sgHy5YX-ZqqT-XY1-X_cgw", "text": "The burritos are ok. I like to go for their wraps for a change of pace to the traditional burrito. The place is expensive for a burrito, but that seems to be the norm on this side of campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UbpI7axwrjnCacH6Ma85kQ", "text": "Okay, this is the worst burrito place in Berkeley, a city full of incredible burritos. This place is still in business because it's a two minute walk from Cal, and a fifteen minute walk to better burrito place is like a 100 mile death march to college student. \n\nLet me break it down for you. The rice is bad. The beans are bad. The tortillas are bad. The guac is bad. The chips are bad. The salsa is tasteless. And the whole package is surprisingly expensive. \n\nSave yourself the trouble and go to Cancun's, Gordo's, Cactus, or the other Gordo's.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "moQY8v6YwtoWvSsLHIcnaw", "date": "2010-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UDuZKwCmYEpfH_Y4Mo18CA", "text": "a solid 3.5 for sure. I give a 4 because I think the haters aren't playing fair..really folks.  Nice people, friendly atmosphere and a place with heart (just bad parking!).  \n\n I like the owners attitude  about community and giving back...half off anything on their anniversary day!\n\nWhen I know I am going to have a long day--with lunch way down the list, I stop and get a breakfast burrito on the way from BART to the campus.  Even eating it later in the morning I have NO complaints...keeps me full until 2:30 or 3:00 when I final can take a lunch break.  Lunch time--fish tacos rock.\n\nTheir salsas are wonderful (and sold at various places around town).  Since you can watch everything being made--I don't get the complaints.\n\nSolid, go-to place for me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VnxINvPF76gbF-3Pgpj2PQ", "date": "2010-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uFdtm76oBJDNxQCoQyoVcw", "text": "Not that bad, but further proof that it is not worth the effort to go out for Mexican food in Berkeley. I agree, best burrito of 1997...in 2007...is nothing to brag about. I should have known when the veggie burrito automatically comes in a spinach wrap - which FYI does not count as a tortilla - or when I saw they had a Thai Wrap on the menu. Yech.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ECh7YPG7Pc6T1hUVQD7H0w", "date": "2007-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uh9xvVFCwHFnte8jxHsuGw", "text": "I'm fairly surprised at the comments from other reviewers stating how tasteless the food is here. It truly is not: the salsa is not fresca style, but I can say as a huge salsa aficionado that theirs is the best of all the mexican joints around campus. The main offerings are burritos and every time I've gone here I've gotten the carne asada burrito, which is quite good. Contrary to what other reviewers said, every time I've been here, the ingredients appeared fresh, the food was not dry or bland at all, and the service was good.\n\nThe only complaint I have is that the food here is more expensive than say, La Burrita, which has similar quality and taste. I believe for a carne asada burrito with everything on it, it's ~$8.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3Uf_3rfnVQk5BLdpd3k4tw", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ur7ISpDnKWuvERFP32Racw", "text": "Even though I've only eaten one item on the menu, I give this place five stars.\n\nFor $4.99 (or $5.42ish including tax) one may purchase a #3 aka \"huevos revueltos\" or some such breakfast burrito. \n\nThis masterpiece include:\nScrambled Eggs\nCajun Potatoes\nCheese\nSalsa and/or chiles\nRefried Black Beans\n\nSooo much flavor. It's a fiesta in my mouth, every time. And for those doing a keyword search of places: BEST VEGETARIAN BREAKFAST BURRITO EVER!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pNLoelJ63AZucn1SW_IuMw", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vsub1iiTMoAqWFIS577dSQ", "text": "Good, not great burritos in an inexpensive place with reasonable service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "js5lkzNQS3PbmyAqedY7-A", "date": "2008-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WK_JgtN1ZvS6_Cj9Z5STaw", "text": "they make a pretty decent nacho platter that definitely used to quell my after-work nacho cravings.  while the nachos here are more expensive than, say, la burrita, there's a hell and heaven difference in quality (in la burrita, you're always wondering whether anyone is intentionally dropping e. coli or salmonella into your food!).  at la cascada, they don't skimp out on guacamole or sour cream, so i'm happy....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w-srmxGQRh1aqHKxoHws5Q", "text": "I haven't gone to Cascada Taqueria, but I have bought a burrito at Rainbow. The burrito was supposed to have tofu and it didn't. Very disappointed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9zEClFkVWpThsKNuSTBUsA", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x0huL--tnM7otq5tcJnW4Q", "text": "I've never had a regular burrito from here, but I *love* their breakfast burrito #3 (eggs, potatoes, black beans, cheeses, salsa).  Their salsa is very tasty too (I like the dark red one).   my friend got the breakfast burrito #1 w/ chorizo and it leaked grease.  that was pretty gross.  anyway, I went there on friday and am disappointed that their prices went up.  boo for inflation.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cHzhv2AY3Zirj_9pddNDiw", "date": "2007-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XV2Q9XEPhGayQjZXGCPuFA", "text": "Delicious and a healthier twist on traditional Mexican food.  They have a variety of tortilla options (whole wheat is my fav) and they do black beans, etc.  But the meat is actually a decent cut and well grilled.  There's no cheese in their burrito's so it's a pretty light refreshing lunch/dinner.\n\nThe taco's are HUGE for traditional taquerias.  Just one is enough for a meal for me.  \n\nBut -- If you get anything to go, make sure you get it in the plastic (not just the paper bags)   The salsa is too juicy for their paper bags.\n\nThey have a lot of creative options, I just haven't gotten to them yet.   :)  \n\n$10 minimum for Credit/Debit", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gHBE0nUlBDlszCQT6gn5Og", "date": "2007-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ygl0cv4hNTX0qr1YwNMgrQ", "text": "This place has some really great wraps...I like the curry one with peas and chicken. I always get take out and ask for no or less rice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s1DSkbdFEuO3ODbMWQqSvw", "date": "2009-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "34kiz8uLRuRCc2rEbfz9HQ", "text": "The texture of my burrito was good. But, the food needed more flavor. And, the diet coke from the fountain didn't work. And, they limit how many salsas you take. But, I really liked the texture of everything and texture is tres important.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Xj0O2l0bp633ebmG468aZw", "date": "2008-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4OE4aBUQ1SxuSmVoMwDXCQ", "text": "ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE FOOD, literally the worst Mexican food that I have ever eaten. The burrito was 1) COLD 2) had about a tablespoon of meat (barely any) 3) bland taste 4) Horribly long lines\n\nAVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS\n\nTERRRRRRRIBLE", "stars": 1, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2011-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EzcedM37TxaYVhGfQ3IDug", "text": "It's okay, a bit overpriced for me, but they stay open late. It's one of two places  can eat at, so I just alter between the two.\n\nSmall portions, and They'd got my order wrong 66% times I've been there.\n\nActually, I'm gonna take away a star, 66% is a lot. I didn't even think of that...low expectations I guess.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DlR3lXKX5gxhhxcvu_cEJQ", "date": "2010-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PW9JztoKdmMgMBpn4Iaybw", "text": "No smiles. Didn't wash hands after eating himself. Flies in the food that sits out all day drying under heated pan. When i asked for black beans i got pinto, i asked him are those black beans and he nodded  then insaid whats that then? '\"oh thise must be black beans\" DUH. Value is twice for what you are really getting. English please?!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "kmLBWvtkhfX9Tpn5ZBT5Bw", "date": "2012-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0vtj6qtXIJ90BRBZ7xoScw", "text": "So the first thing I noticed was the nice looking menu.\n\nI'm a sucker for that hand-done look, so I like the ambiance of this place.  And the menu has a pretty good selection.  I ordered a quesadilla loaded, and my friend got some nachos.  She said they give a generous portion, and she wasn't kidding.  \n\nThe problem with the chips used is that they seemed like some cheapo brand you'd find in a supermarket.  They were okay, but could have been better.  Other than that, the nachos weren't bad.  My quesadilla was alright.  A bit drippy/sloppy, but eh, I can deal.  \n\nIt's a small place, and has a nice location.  Supposedly they have some \"best-in-east-bay\" burritos, but I'll have to decide on that another time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Xa0jfIAdGlOMkQHcpkFuHg", "date": "2008-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eQPlgdj5XmufEeCSKIobLQ", "text": "As a foreigner from lands far to the East, having never experienced a real burrito before, the food here was, to say the least, a pleasant surprise. Here I was, expecting one of the bland roles of rice and beans that passes for a burrito in my homeland, only to be presented with a tortilla packed with meat, and, and, and flavor! I did write home about them.\n\nAlso, the music is totally awesome. I  don't have any idea what they're singing about, but the tunes are awfully catchy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Tq8WeT0p3wUqgIubrAnH9g", "date": "2006-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eTjPzlv25ub0eu5yhMzC-A", "text": "I come here every Thursday for a breakfast burrito, and occasionally for lunch. The burritos are delicious, and despite what other reviewers have said, I find them large enough to be satisfying. I've never finished my burrito and been left hungry. The staff are very friendly and always greet me by name. The chorizo breakfast burrito is the best, and for lunch I love the beef burrito in the spinach tortilla. The bottom line: good food at a good price with a friendly staff make this a winner in my book.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "v9RMfviYHZO4esxPNmI4PA", "date": "2006-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gWDJFqLFmiouXawMhRF2GA", "text": "Good cheap food.  You can get a vegan burrito, just ask for one of the veggie burritos without cheese or sour-cream.  Try the salsa!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fXrBrqT7DfsYaYzvi6tudg", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t77rpkHb5AYut2MjIlyF8w", "text": "Good burritos, great variety, AMAZING salsa... they need to get new chips.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NDbFVG9feRW86uMPAtncUg", "date": "2008-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UBYDiceUNOCvL5nnPqd_pA", "text": "I wasn't overly impressed with the huevos rancheros, but I can't really say why; or what was off... but something just wasn't... quite... on...\n\nMy dining companion's breakfast burrito was decent, though apparently it contained an ingredient that wasn't listed on the menu board which is disagreeable to him, so he was a bit displeased by that. In their defense, though, you can't have every ingredient listed on a small chalkboard.\n\nIf I were really hungry for a Mexican breakfast and walking past, I'd stop in again, but I can't say I'd make a special trip to return, and it's only two blocks from home.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2009-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wsegbEjSH6gJHJx1BIH9ww", "text": "I got interested in La Casada after chatting with someone from this establishment at the Berkeley Bowl.  He's a distinguished-looking person who seems to exude taste and cultivation.  He comes in to shop every morning before I'm allowed in, but he's usually still there with his cart after the doors open to the public at 9.  He turned me on to fresh dates one day: they're tan and crunchy and are sold with their stalks.  I have no idea how this fellow relates to La Cascada on Center Street.  I've never seen him at that location, so he might be involved only with the College Avenue operation.  I'd like to think that he's the owner.\n\nI really liked La Cascada's fish tacos, but I've maxed out on them and don't want to look at any for a while.  In recent times, I've been ordering their pork burritos, which I consider to be fine.  I absolutely love their thick soup, which tastes more Indian than Mexican to me.  I have no idea whether it's authentic in any way, but my opinion is that it's delicious!\n\nI usually get take-out from this place around dinner time.  I've been in the store a couple of times for lunch.  The place gets totally packed with high school students when Berkeley High lets out for lunch at 11:40 or so.  If you don't like crowds, come either after they leave or at 11:30 -- before they arrive.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2006-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7qV4uAWrmw6pwl1w2LX2LQ", "text": "I used to live down the street from this incredible taqueria and I must say that I miss it very much. Their breakfast burrito is by far the best I have had and I wish I could have them mail me some in San Diego. They are just that good. I used to get 2 on some days.... one for breakfast and one for my afternoon meal... and I was so happy to have only that for my daily food!!! I can't say that of any other breakfast burrito. The salsa bar is very tasty as well. They also have a great selection and friendly staff... as well as colorful murals on the walls. If you are in the mood for some juice or smoothies they have that too :) A great place to go if you need a good solid place to go for lunch. There is something for everyone here... and it's a great place to people watch as it is right in the center of all the downtown Berkeley action.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I7oHxl0Xjogmz2VDWoBqGA", "date": "2010-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "N8-T5KIbXGxDyfLjW2RMgg", "text": "Bland.  Shit.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2xupE4VCQZaD3R76_fqtUw", "date": "2010-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "y0cJSEnpTmnNGDdzKPtdGg", "text": "Carne asada burrito goes for $8.\n\nBest burrito in Berkeley?  Perhaps not.  Better than La Burrita?  Definitely.\n\nAfter living in San Diego, I get periodic, intense cravings for carne asada burritos, so I stopped in.  While the $8 price tag for a burrito w/ guacamole is somewhat ridiculous, it's at least a pretty good burrito.  Nothing was overly greasy and the guac was much better than I was expecting.\n\nI don't think I'll stop in often, but it's good to know that it's there for emergencies.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2010-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "SsQUMfHjRZOPkYApXt1_Yw", "text": "I came in before the lunch rush. I was checking out the smaller restaurants down on Center and I chose this place since I never noticed it before and I love Mexican food.\n\nNot better than La Burrita.\n&Let me tell you why. If you're open, all your dishes should be ready when you're open. I ordered the fish tacos - not ready.\n\nI went to my default chicken burrito with pinto beans. The chicken was dry and there was very little cheese and salsa. Nothing else really.\n\nIt was the same size as the La Burrita regular burrito, but came out to about $6.88. What?\n\nThe tortilla chips are store bought. WHAT?\n\nThere are three kinds of salsa with onions, cilantro, limes, and jalapenos available. None of those salsa choices had fresh tomatoes in it. Fail.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7LwQOZLccLO_Xic7H-kgxQ", "date": "2010-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8J2J7ILKQl5DQZ-NV6HGjA", "text": "Hmm...This place is truly worthy of 3 stars from my view point. I ordered a veggie burrito, and it came out to $5, + $1 tip = $6..not bad! Literally 1 minute after I paid, the guy is handing me the burrito..I didn't see him make it, maybe I was zoned out? It left me feeling kinda weird and strangely perplexed by how fast they did that. \n    They offer a whole bunch of other stuff on their menu, but I always get veggie burritos. I come home, and I notice they gave me a bit of chips in the bag with the burrito, which were delicious (they were hiding all the way at the bottom!). The burrito had a spinach tortilla, which was actually really yummy. They had salsa, beans, rice, and cheese...I didn't see a whole lotta veggies, or any actually. \n    I'm small, but I eat a lot, and I finished the whole thing in one sitting. I can imagine if a guy friend ate this, he would still feel hungry after. Overall, for $6, pretty good, and I wish they had asked me if I wanted sour cream or guacamole...but next time I'll be sure to ask for it!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2011-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eN7Qs9y1xoyamdcNQ0tqnQ", "text": "I have eaten here a few times and I think it's pretty good. Taquerias can be a bit confusing for me, I always feel rushed, but the ladies who work here are very patient and friendly. I also like the fact there is seating, as so many of them don't have any place to sit. there salsa in the red bottle has a nice kick to it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QXAkmRjGJvLg3fX65A9oNQ", "date": "2007-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r-v4zDSs56-aM49-M13Hhg", "text": "It may have been voted best burritos in Berkeley, but it certainly doesn't deserve such a title any more. Average burritos with very basic contents. Breakfast plates that don't even taste like anything because they're so poorly seasoned. Mediocre salsa bar. All of that with a slightly-above-average price tag of about $5-$7 per meal. Like the previous poster, just go to Top Dog.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2005-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y8Er8WAi2DhehJ5JuqsOxg", "text": "The food was good. I like them cause I know they use the freshest ingredients. I'm familiar with their products at Whole Foods and Farmer's Market.\n\nIt's just not the portions I'm used to. Whenever I go to a traditional Mexican restaurant, the portion sizes are huge, so La Cascada is kind of lacking in that area, but I understand why.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHrr2cBjouLhB2b7PqoGwg", "date": "2010-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZQePUAfnOfqbCayPBlqXaQ", "text": "Good burritos. More flavor than most burritos in Berkeley, love the big windows and all the seating. A great place to grab some lunch and people watch. It's too bad they have everything premade, instead of being fresh to order.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nnbm3A-CPWYQpsdsy0ZQRg", "date": "2010-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a5qlp5iWsljbmkBes8osnw", "text": "I used to love this place back in the late 90's. Now it's just okay.\n\nI was there when they just opened the restaurant, which was more than 10 years ago.  Even then I knew that the Manzanita Prawn Burrito was something special.  The prawns were so juicy.  The tomato tortilla was grilled to perfection.  Since then, I haven't eaten anything else on their menu;  I am committed to the Manzanita Prawn Burrito and nothing else (well maybe the salsa verde too).  Even though it was quite expensive for a starving undergrad ($6.97?), I didn't care.  I often went there after my midterms and finals to treat myself for barely passing my tests (that was a big ass accomplishment.  I majored in science at Cal...I was young and stupid).  Anyhow, I went here today before the Cal basketball game for old time sake.  It is just okay now.  The prawns are not as fresh as back then.  The burrito is obviously smaller.  The salsa verde is still the same.  If yelp existed back then, I would enthusiastically give it 5 stars.  Today, it was more of a 3-star establishment...so I am settling for a 4-star.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7fl-LlQzLPacPQucQshi7A", "date": "2008-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "smZ9LL8nZ0n6RvQyaK7KWA", "text": "Ehhhhh (shrugs).  Well on the plus size it was warm.  The burrito was small and relatively flavorless, the chips weren't that good and the salsa came in two flavors, tepid and nuclear.  It was alright but then I can stay home and microwave a frozen garden burger if I want \"alright.\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5L0eiAkoQIVvI_XOjzhFpA", "date": "2005-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "99gWZQnLBl4dJ_YzVJVh0g", "text": "I don't know anything about burritos.. in fact there's a very good chance I had my very first one today at La Cascada Taqueria. I ordered the chile relleno and my friend ordered something veggie but we ended up being served a chicken burrito instead. Luckily it worked out because I apparently do not like chile relleno.\nThe chicken itself was good and on the whole I liked the burrito. However, it wasn't very warm and most of the salsa fresca was at one end of the burrito, making for a soggy end to the meal. I thought I left with a happy stomach but right now it feels like I ate an entire loaf of bread. Anyway, I must say that this place isn't amazing but it made me happy at the time. And full.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NC-hHs4nA7qoNZu2F3n2CA", "date": "2007-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CFJHxPpdNiQ1iW2QlEM9wQ", "text": "I stop by La Cascada about once a month.  I started coming here because of its convenient location (right between BART and UC), and I've kept coming here because the food is decent, and it's actually a relatively relaxing place to eat.\n\nThe staff members are all very nice, and the vegetarian options are pretty good, although most of them aren't true Mexican dishes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2008-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "e5rt9YquLsqzislrcU5b1A", "text": "horrible. just horrible. granted that was about 6 months ago, but I would never give it a second chance.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "X8xrleX2xCNn4b4V95HdUA", "date": "2008-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1YtZgdRFFhtlmGy1GpqdSw", "text": "I liked this place a lot when they first opened. Which isn't to say I don't like it now, it's just that it opened 11 years ago and I've sort of moved away. In particular I liked their quesadillas and their terrific guacamole.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2007-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oW65_n_6eren3ELGFNoPTQ", "text": "Go here if you are about to go work in the fields later in the day or if you have just been gardening or doing any kind of heavy lifting.  Sadly, I don't engage in such activity. In fact, I am mostly in front of a computer during the day.  But, all the same, when I want a hearty meal and feel I haven't eaten something significant in a while I go here.  Truth be told, I used to hate burritos. I hated the tortilla texture, etc.  But since I have gone here I love them. I don't know how much it has to do with this place but I can say that my co workers tease my frequency of this place.  They have frequent buyer cards so if you buy something like 10 you get one free.  I think I have gotten two free burritos by now. I like their chips too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "O4VXTUdkBcoWC5oTxyIu_Q", "date": "2006-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e-5BAHFq2oVOE4-PKvhDdw", "text": "They used to have free wifi that we mooched for our lunch meetings, but sadly I could not find it today with my iphone.\nThe menu is a bit limited, but I think this is a get in, eat and get out kinda place. The burritos are okay, but tend to be rather rice heavy and not well mixed. The carnitas aren't bad, but certainly not the best I've had. However, the burritos are a decent size, and with the free fountain drink refills, and the good chips, prepare to be quickly full. Which, for under $7 is not too shabby.\nSeating is limited, which at the lunch rush can be a bit tricky. The order fulfillment pace was great so there was hardly a line. Also, the place seemed clean and well maintained which is an all important plus.\nThough I thought this place was nice and close to campus, I can't help but to compare it to Cancun on the next block which tastes better, has more seating, and has a more interesting menu.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2007-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "AoLzGFqExmdCmEggtq1g0A", "text": "I first stumbled here with a friend a year ago and did not like it better than La Burrita, my usual hot spot. It certainly did not live up to its name of Berkeley Burrito in Berkeley. \n\nHowever, I returned after the Yelp Helps event tipsy and ordered the #4 Machacha(sp?) Breakfast Burrito and devoured it in a matter of minutes. It was absolutely delicious with eggs, carnitas, pinto beans hot off the pan. My company Emily C. ordered the carne asada burrito and it was also very good, but a little bit cold. The green cilantro salsa was perfect with the combination. \n\nWell, I would have reviewed the joint after the event but I didn't want to let my buzzed conception mislead fellow Yelpers. So after a terrible week of stress, I decided that the remedy to save my day was to try La Cascada Taqueria again. I ordered the same combination and waited in anticipation until I got home to eat it. It was still fresh/hot/flavorful but the cook forgot to add the salsa as part of the burrito so it wasn't as juicy. However, I grabbed two cups of the green cilantro salsa before I left, so all's good. \n\nI can see how people would rate lowly of this place b/c it is slow sometimes and the burrito gets cold because the ingredients are not warm enough; however, if you order from the breakfast burrito menu, it is guaranteed to be made FRESH anytime of the day. \n\nGlad to have given this place another chance. This is now officially one of those places I will dream about returning to brighten my day/week.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v4dBtkYuBNM9Oo2DwAQXNg", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "BWAxDjZxvciSII2UXW0VnQ", "text": "I like the good, fast service here. The salsas are good and firey enough, except there isn't much towards night time. There are other toppings available too, like cilantro and peppers. Instead of lime, they have lemon wedges. There also aren't many housemade agua frescas. There's usually just horchata and one other agua fresca like strawberry or pineapple. There are lots of bottled drinks in the mini fridge. The menu itself is really straightforward with burritos being the main offering. There are also tacos and quesadillas. There is also a wraps section, but I never order anything from that section. I like that the tortillas used for burritos here are gigantic. It can overlap the super burrito several times or it may just bunch up. Either way, I like tortilla so I don't mind. The tortilla isn't really crispy or anything on the outside. My guy loves the chicken, but I stick with the steak. The fish tacos are great also. It's a good size and fairly priced.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uf_EaZepfuEc2-fE8OqrgA", "text": "I have to thanks El H. for tipping me off about these folks.....We went to her house for a party that they catered, and based on her review, and our experience, decided to have them cater our Grads and Dads party.  lots of good food and some special flavors hard to find elsewhere.  They were just a little late having everything ready, but it was all great...and on a Sunday afternoon, when other people might have been not willing to have a party for 35 ready to pick up.....thanks mohammed...hope you get some more business from this.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "h24c6STVDDUcbMdtvBi5_A", "date": "2008-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "94lJ6IscrI2Y6DFYP9SHjg", "text": "* Please note this is the La Cascada on Center St, not  the one on College Avenue.\n\n\nAnyway...not impressed at all.\n\nMy associate and I recently each had a quick carne asada burrito here before rushing off to a meeting.  I ordered mine with refried beans and he ordered his without.\n\nMy burrito was very poorly made.  I don't know if it was ignorance or indifference, but the person who made my burrito didn't even take the care to spread the refried beans when he glopped it in during preparation.  As such, I got a nice, disgusting giant ball of refried bean right in the middle of my burrito.  Even in small portions, the bean was really gross and definitely tasted as though from a can.  In all my years of eating and loving carne asada burritos, I've never had anything like this.  \n\nAs if that wasn't bad enough, the portion of meat was very small, had an odd taste and even worse, was chopped up beyond recognition.  Not sure why the meat had to be chopped up so much.\n\nMy associate's burrito wasn't much better.  It still had the same dinky portion of over-chopped substandard meat, but without that huge ball glob of refried beans.  As a result, he got a skinny burrito which resembled a soft fat taquito.  Laughably small like WTH?\n\nTo add insult to injury, I had tipped the counter person nicely when we placed the order despite the lack of table service.  I don't know if they were having an off day or staffing problems (didn't seem to be), but I know one thing for sure...I'm never going back.\n\nBest Burrito in Berkeley my #ss.  More like worst burrito I've ever had.\n\nEmployees seemed indifferent too.  I was going to be kind and give it two stars, but now I'm having giant ball glob of refried bean flashbacks...hence one star.  \n\nHey, just read another Yelper's review that Best Burrito was in '97!  They really should take that out-dated best burrito sign down.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "y3HFVx8nbNmomSc-PWOy-g", "date": "2008-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 2, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "OkkYut2609WWLdN1EaW4jw", "text": "I'm a birthday party GENIUS!  Overwhelmed at the prospect of hosting 15 girls for my daughter's birthday and having to keep them entertained for 3 hours, I thought \"let's just take them to a movie and bring them back to our house for cake.\" Then I realized that feeding a horde of 8-10 years old girls nothing but theater junk and then topping it off with birthday cake was asking for my home to be destroyed and for tween drama to break out  like pimples. \n\nThen I thought of my pals at La Cascada.  They've done me right so many times, so I asked if we could descend on them for lunch, go see our movie, and then come back and basically squat there, eat our cake and scare away all their other customers. \n\nThey were totally accommodating - i gave them all the burrito and quesadilla orders in piecemeal - and in case you are unfamiliar with the eating habits of ten year old girls, they can not tolerate standard issue anything. They each had their particular high-maintenance order and La Cascada got them all exactly right - no one's had to be redone.  My carnitas tacos were delicious, by the way, and my friends seemed to be groovin' on their fish tacos.  They kept our cakes and presents for us while we were gone, and then helped set the place back up before the horde descended again.   \n\nMohammed and crew, thank you once again. You guys are absolute gems in the rough of downtown Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BXIKnrmyL67A4C5nN2FbNg", "date": "2008-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WXKx2I2SEzBpeUGtDMCS8A", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 11, "funny": 16}, "review_id": "yPn1zpjphrVp3Y3aqUbuYA", "text": "I've been spoiled by Oakland taco trucks so Cascada was a total downer, you're better off at Top Dog next door.\n\nNot worth the $6.57\nNot worth the time when I could've gone to a better place a few blocks away\nNot worth writing more for this review. \n\nIt was more like \"Meh\" xican", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OnNmQjyBUECOa-cqbI_kAA", "date": "2009-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Bml0O0mNehs8dRJkknM7w", "text": "I am convinced that North Berkeley cuisine trumps the ghetto South Berkeley restaurant shacks. Case in point: Vinnie's Cheesesteaks.\n\nI came here one lunch by chance one afternoon when I had planned to go to Urbann Turbann. Like usual, the line was long, so I naturally went into the adjacent restaurant. The decor of the place caught my attention. It's kind of grungy and shack-like, but intentionally and tastefully done (unlike some of the places you'd find around Telegraph). \n\nThe menu is pretty straightforward: cheesesteaks, sandwiches, burgers, and wings. To be honest, the closest thing I've had to a cheesesteak in the Bay Area would either be one from I.B's Hoagies (I loathe that place) or La Burrita's cheesesteak burrito (just asking for post-meal problems). So I naturally ordered a regular Philly Cheesesteak with provolone (not a big fan of cheese-whiz, although I understand that that's how it's originally prepared). \n\nAlthough I could write grand words about how amazing it was, quite simply, it was one of the best combinations of meat and bread I've ever had in my life. The beef is so tender that you wouldn't even believe that it was being served in a fast-food joint like this place. The bread is super soft and sops up all the meat juices from the beef. The cheese was glistening and oozing all over the place: simply glorious.\n\nDefinitely worth checking out if you're in North Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WeWJTA59Mk8_A3t25mVI1g", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3txAqd9UzIWCIAiip6l90w", "text": "I was brought here by a friend one day after class and was told that it was a good place to eat.  At first glance, I loved the ambiance and the lights inside that spelled out Vinnie's.  It was cool.\n\nI have only tried the wings combo (3 times), which satisfied my craving of good buffalo chicken wings.  The spicy buffalo, buffalo, and the lemon garlic are all delicious.  It comes with a large side of fries along with a drink. This combo will definitely fill you up. \n\nI have yet to try the philly cheese steaks, but I have heard that they are just mediocre.  I do recommend the wings combo.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Cxu0QD-OwnHhj54jZvdkeA", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4_M4DXfJ9zhh42LwNN-cpg", "text": "How can you go wrong using Niman Ranch meat. Excellent cheese steak and good portion of fries. Better than Cheese Steak Shop at about the same price.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KHPqn8Ea-qKSW1TTRSO7rQ", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4T78TEKy-nXnwJKNP2hdkg", "text": "Here you don't have to go to the back of the line if you order wrong.  For those of you that have been to Pat's or one of the authentic place in Philly, especially when drunk at 2 AM, you better know what a \"whiz wit\" is.  So here, not so authentic, but good quality and tasty sandwhiches.  Organic Niemann ranch meat, good provolone, nice grilled onions.  I like the condiment bar filled with various types of spicy peppers.  I would characterize my one attempt at the fries as a definite miss...they were way over-seasoned with black pepper and not my style.\n\nThe staff here is great.  I had a hipster chick on my first visit who really got 2 thumbs up.  Really 3 1/2 stars.  Cheap, good, greasy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VnKj044Tt5doqaVDIJbWsw", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "59oL7sm6AhoSFZ-1c0-cIg", "text": "3.5 stars.\n\nWent there once right after they opened. The food was excellent, they have Niman ranch beef. As others have said, the fries seasoned pretty heavily, but they were pretty good, albeit super greasy. This place definitely isn't for the health conscious--even Bongo Burger across the street is probably much healthier. 4 stars for the food.\n\nI feel like a hypocrite because I just docked a star from Urbann Turbann next door for not having any seating, but this place has TOO much seating. It is really cramped. If you are at a table by the wall you literally cannot get up without someone moving. And when they have a line going it is pretty hard to move around. It is a small restaurant, so I'll dock them 1/2 a star.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6i85NJg8YL4jcK8kROrkVw", "date": "2010-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ATpvUxWzzk8lgoikS5j3g", "text": "When i came here, i ordered a cheesesteak with cheese whiz and for my first cheesesteak experience, i enjoyed it. I thought the steak was a little tough and there wasn't enough on my sandwich, but it was good. The fries were also pretty good. I would come back again if i was in the mood for a cheesesteak.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ubwYHP431hws6uBcIimPBw", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5hy2SPAW7deC8kcNN44zSQ", "text": "I came here for a Monday night dinner with my boyfriend a few weeks ago. He loves cheesesteaks and IB Hoagies, so we decided to give this Northside alternative a try! \n\nI got the chicken avocado with curly fries and my boyfriend got the classic cheesesteak with garlic fries. When I first received my meal, my eyes were ecstatic - I am a sucker for presentation and color and my sandwich just looked so good! However, I was unfortunately disappointed as I took more bites of the sandwich. \n\nIt was filling, but not as flavorful as others I've had. I think it could do with some more sauce of some sort. My boyfriend was not very satisfied with his meal either. Vinnie's is okay, but I think we may just stick to IB's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2012-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5QH_44XfJVqHoMS8nTnRnQ", "text": "The arrival of Vinnie's Cheesesteaks filled a nice niche on UC-Berkeley's northside. Before Vinnie's, there was nowhere to get good American junk food on the northside. Top Dog is close, but doesn't have the selection that Vinnie's does (cheesesteaks, hamburgers, fries, onion rings, wings, etc.). You'll probably pay between $6.50 and $8 to get full. Vinnie's is one of the dwindling number of near-campus restaurants that take credit card without a minimum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sMuQMPsDPeQn9eGQZsvH7A", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "86HZR4x7a4RwOWAb9ReF_A", "text": "Honestly Iv'e tried the wings here and it was the best I ever had since i was in New York! Perfect size! and they have an option to put Hot or Unbeliveably Hot!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "htbqq-TwpuQ9Qw2myvVYCg", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9yxomtq-2XrJBcApMmZ-8A", "text": "As promised, went back for a burger and thoroughly enjoyed.  Right at 6 bucks for a bacon cheeseburger.  Cooked to order and ready in about 5 minutes.  Nice sized patty, soft bun, slightly crispy bacon, melty cheese all perfectly balanced.  Great to finally have a place  nearby when in the mood for a burger on Northside.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b3nnvHcOlJkfSa1yw8zRAg", "text": "I've been looking for a good place with a good philly, and Vinnie's was my next stop.\n\nStandard (aka small) but it's done right. I've had Philly Cheesesteaks in other cities and it's the closest I've gotten to a real philly since moving to CA a few months ago. I would recommend getting fries (garlic, curly, or just regular) because the philly is not enough, unless you have the appetite of a 5 year old, then it might suffice.\n\nThey also have a surcharge of 30 cents for debit/credit cards, so grab cash if you want to avoid that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BdWtanx8M38CzsUOHVYiow", "date": "2012-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d09kKrU6HGPQXFXTeP3MCQ", "text": "This is a great eating option if you're on the North side of campus. I went in there thinking about getting on the chicken wrap but once there saw that the cheeseburger looked really good. I wasn't disappointed. The buns where soft and spongy. The cheese, onion, tomato and lettuce made it that much better. One of the best burgers around. They also have this condiment station with peppers with some really good jalapenos. \n\nThe fries were really good too. To me they tasted like homemade fries. Like when you make homemade fries and their starchiness makes them get stuck together. Next time I might get the garlic fries which seem to be crowd favorites. \n\nThe drinks were kind of flat though. not the best.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2012-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d1Tm_fz53WfSPFfpgROrgQ", "text": "Even thought I ordered a hoagie cheese steak, but actually got a cheese steak - it was still hella good.  The steak was very flavorful - like real steak.  I did not love the garlic fries (possibly because I've recently had the BEST garlic fries at Gregoire).  The fries were not very garlic flavored.  The service was friendly and quite fast.  I will return, but the next time will make sure they get my order correct, sans fries.  Good eating everyone! :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5pRC4VJ1njwUkCCB2Rk-XQ", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d6AdhXnI7zTAQhXpPHpT7Q", "text": "Cheap and delicious philly cheesesteaks! Staff is very friendly and the fries are freakin` exceptional! You can get a decent meal for under 10 bucks. \n\nRecommend coming here for a quick lunch!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eih3X8OYVNpPGt9AqWBVCw", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dkLqqlmNvx27MIT0US0ITw", "text": "The sign is a bit outrageous, a little old las vegas style with the bulbs forming the letters, kinda cool. \n\nThe food here is decent, the bbq wings aren't particularly great and I wouldn't recommend them, but the fries were good. They are more potato wedge than french fry so if you don't like potato wedge style fries then this place is no good.\n\nI had the pizza steak which was ok, the meat wasn't very succulent and my bun fell apart and split halfway while eating my cheesesteak. So I wasn't exactly enthused by the quality of their ingredients. \n\nThe place is nice though, the people who run it were very nice people, they got us what we needed in a timely manner and even gas us some extra cheese even though we didn't pay for it. \n\nIf you want cheesesteak in Berkeley, this is the place to be because it's one of the few places to be.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2010-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DzT9Zv60AqbQmtZm228dWQ", "text": "Great lunch spot! I love the minimalist atmosphere. \n\nFinally, Northside has a cheesesteak restaurant and I don't have to walk all the way to Southside. There seems to be even more meat than the sandwiches from IB's even. The only complaint I have is that there is so much grease on the sandwiches that my bread was soggy at the end, but that's ok, and probably could've been avoided if I held the sandwich upright. \n\nDefinitely get the Orange Creme soda for your drink. It was like drinking a cremesicle! Very good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R0QvG_fkNmKQ7W3nDu0NQg", "date": "2011-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eJBx6is0NqvLPO2OiT5y5A", "text": "Vinnie's is the best Cheesesteak restaurant in Berkeley.  It really exposes the low quality of IB's by providing a positive and resolutely superior example.  I had the standard Cheesesteak and it was very good, with appropriate portions and proportions.  My only complaint is that the steak itself is sometimes chopped too fine, resulting in a loss of moisture.  Tastykake is always a bonus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EwhPSZzb0iYaDzQ1bwbZZA", "text": "Just alright, although maybe I was too tired from and nervous about finals to focus on the food. I got the chicken parmesan, which was simply crispy chicken with melted cheese and tomato sauce on a sandwich roll. Pretty filling, tasty but not spectacular. Had some fries from my friend, which were decent as well. Not a place I would actively seek out or find myself craving, given the other choices on Northside. Cool decor, though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f9pC-K498hsS5rC7IyVIyA", "text": "I live right up the street, so it's nice to have more variety in the neighborhood.  The food is good, reasonably priced and the service is usually good and fast.  Today the tattooed girl took my order was about as sincerely friendly as you'll ever find - which prompted me to write this review.  I hope the manager or owner reads this and treats her accordingly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wqZblDi7Nb3RRRT_Dszv0Q", "date": "2010-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Feq4bF3v-I_guv2c81_MEQ", "text": "Okay 4 *'s is probably a little generous, but this place is definitely better than the average of 3.\n\nIt's the middle of the afternoon and I inexplicably find myself totally famished.  My esteemed colleagues had been raving about this place, so decided to check it out.\n\nI dig the decor, except for the flies buzzing around in the middle of the place.  Or maybe they're part of the ambiance, like the neat vintage postcard lampshades and ridiculously huge \"VINNIES\" in lights. The cashier seemed pretty out of it...he wanted to give me an extra dollar in change, and during my wait I witnessed him forgetting a dude's drink order twice.\n\nAnyway small details aside, cheese steak with provolone was so SO delicious.  Loaded mine up with those fun lookin hot peppers organized by color (did you know capsaicin releases endorphins?)\n\nThe first time you get an order to go, turn around and assemble your hot pepper containers while you're waiting.  Don't just sit there like a dummy like I did.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pRmwJ6jt3ClpH4JIaAF0yA", "date": "2010-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fiZsZK0OlWAdCaDJcj-OgQ", "text": "I just came back from my second visit here. I didn't have a positive impression after my first visit here, but there was a long line at La Val's tonight. Being a Sunday night, most places are closed on the north side, so I decided to try this place again. The hot wing combo looked pretty good, but I feel over-charged for less than advertised. The sign and menu claim the combo is $6.59, but I was charged $6.95 before tax (it occurs to me now as I write this that perhaps they manually enter the price and the employee entered the last two digits backwards). The menu also advertises that the hot wings come with celery and carrots--I didn't get either. I got ~10 hot wings with some fries. They were okay, but I would rather have spent my money elsewhere. If I'm going to be unhealthy, I would rather go to Chipotle or Top Dog. It was fairly crowded for a Sunday night, so maybe their strategy of doing something unique (cheesesteaks/etc) will work out for them. I wish their neighbor Urban Turbann were open Sunday nights--much better value for $7.\n\nAs I write this review, I notice someone has uploaded a photo of hot wings with celery and carrots--maybe the workers on Sun nights just don't know what they're doing or the guys tonight were new.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ah-3E0Dmer3MSjmRffFy_A", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ibJvFEWL46wy-hVAalCftA", "text": "Pretty legit philly cheesesteaks, as far as I know. Service is fast and friendly. Good place to grab lunch between classes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P-fUmDQEoH9UsAPq6wYRkw", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MpcLfTQdhPKedYYHHiv5Zg", "text": "Vinnie's Cheesesteaks serves up cheesesteaks [yay captain obvious]. It's hard to find a great cheesesteak [disclaimer: I haven't had chicago or ny style, so I can't guarantee that what I'm possibly looking for is \"original\"].  But you don't really find anything better in Berkeley. IB's on south side does have them, but they're not that great.\n\nThis place has an interesting style, and I don't have much to say otherwise.  Their 'steaks are okay - not bad but nothing I'd seek out or care to go back often.  Bring a friend and share an order of fries [as noted in other reviews]; I ended up carrying around a half-box of fries.\n\nYou might like it. You might not. You might be like me and think it's A-OK.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2010-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p6-pIDGuvqIlek0ReTAtVg", "text": "I recently took a trip to Philadelphia, where the locals informed me that a true Philly cheese steak must have cheez-whiz, american, or very cheap provolone on it. So, extra star for authenticity? Still gross, but if authenticity is important to you, go for it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Kzaq_0hdcwVHKzbCGYaVaA", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QGiZtce1XdsGbQKWYcSjaw", "text": "Pro:  Niman Ranch beef is a great choice.  Better than Steak-Eze used at most shops.  \n\nReally inexpensive garlic fries for the amount you get.  Really good and fresh!\n\nNo cross-contamination with the veggie sangwiches, separately grilled.  Had the mushroom steak once, and it was everything herbivores are looking for.  My vegan sister was happy with the portabella mushroom sandwich with no cheese.\n\nGood atmosphere, a little dim sometimes though.  \n\nCon: Only offers 7\" steaks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9N-jabBo0hrrF8aVLIwnMw", "date": "2010-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RNw5nv8-o-lj86E0TtTVng", "text": "Amazing homemade fries. Light, crispy, not greasy. True love. and i am picky about my fries.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_GVNNtFIUI3bQRfR55CBaQ", "date": "2011-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rZuVxEfrptfU_OjkDsuhjw", "text": "This place really adds some variety to North Side. Cheap mexican food, cheap burgers, and cheap asian food is a plenty, but you can't get Cheesesteaks anywhere on Northside, or even Berkeley (that I know of). That being said, I got the mushroom cheesesteak with some fries and I really enjoyed it. Pretty good size portions, good ingredients, and it doesn't hurt that the place itself looks pretty nice. \n\nI'd definitely come here again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Vn7JtT64IYTKFbqJ5vvKAQ", "date": "2010-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TTSw7Uzzwgd2q7wz0n5cwg", "text": "Mmmmmmm. You have got  to try this place.  Excellent cheesesteaks. High quality ingredients.  I go here at least once a week.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "E8v6M7G3tAWndhogHzR4dg", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VgUZHyThOEqoP2vduL94hQ", "text": "Tried to place an order to go and got hung up on 3 times.  I'm giving up and going somewhere else...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "wPPEHkHHXlkjCVsAX2s_EQ", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vpnzHMLakkeyVXATRWMGAA", "text": "Scratch my previous entry about the cheesesteak sandwich.. I know this is a cheesesteak spot, but I recently fell in love with their grilled cheese sandwiches. You should too ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_PAM1DBWZ6szRLwoT0Fb4Q", "date": "2010-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vQvfR5H5ZRQNVgjLoqch-w", "text": "YESSIR! \nThis hits the spot after a long day work.  I am in the middle of destroying their BBQ WINGS right now.  10 wings, fries(go garlic or go home) and a drink for $5.99!  Wings are crispy, fully cooked and BLOW WINGSTOP OUT OF THE WATER!\n\nIm a fan of the Chicken Cheese Steak w/ Mushrooms.  \n\nAnd for the Veggie folks, no worries, of the meat mixing in . . .\n\nCheck this spot out for sure foodies!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0RRLk7vhcuYi7dihFRQTMw", "date": "2010-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XbvKfNnFEbFsYR4FjayqIQ", "text": "Update: \nThe Philly cheesesteak is meh. The only redeeming thing are there fries. Too bad there isn't a one and half star.  \n\n\nThe Buffalo wings are scrawny. They were perfectly cooked, but $7 for 9 tiny wings wasn't worth it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YbnX-hnIqIOjnyixfruAxA", "text": "I am not from Philly, which may disqualify me, but (1) cheesteaks are very good,  (2) fries are good if you order without the black pepper added, and (3) guys who work there are good guys.  Good prices.  I'll be back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A40WvkoGsrpc5XiuyxuxrA", "date": "2011-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YWCqj9Xa6FNjwmNd7vjmng", "text": "I ate here at least once a week when I lived in Berkeley. Do yourself a favor and check it out.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Hh4yMBUIbi1nDQGRY3ZlKA", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "684bnuY3uaUurcP3OW6t_w", "text": "OHHH SOOO GOOD!!! I literally went here everyday for an entire week, when I first found out about it. The Philly Cheese Steaks are amazing!! Don't bother getting it with mushrooms, because you end up paying extra money for like 5 slices of mushroom. Also make sure you get it with CHEEZ WHIZ! Yeah, I know, I was wary of it too, but I decided to give it a go, and wow, it makes a difference (they also offer American and Provolone, but neither of them stand a chance against the whiz). They also have a little pepper bar, with different kinds of peppers, I usually get the big jalapeno slices, but don't add too many (they're aren't spicy at all, but it takes away from the flavor of the meat/cheese/bread). If you want spice, I recommend some Sriracha sauce on that steak, it adds the perfect kick. (just know that I am extremely biased towards Sriracha sauce haha).\n\nI've also had the Crispy Chicken Sandwich which was equally as good as the cheese steak for days when you feel like something different. It's like a HIGH QUALITY version of the tendercrisp at BK (don't let that description steer you away, cuz it really is good). It comes on Hoagie bread with a huge slab of freshly fried chicken, mayo, lettuce, tomatos, and onions.\n\nAlso, do not, I repeat, DO NOT forget to get some garlic fries. They are so good! For only $2 you get an entire box full ($.50 extra for ranch, which I say is a must have with garlic fries).\n\nThis place is also one of the very few places in Berkeley that actually takes DISCOVER yay!! They also take AMEX for those of you who like to use that.\n\nMake sure you don't around lunch time, cuz it is PACKED, you can't move an inch without bumping into at least 6 people. I've found that the best time is to go around 2 or 3pm, when it's completely empty.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nNJ34NJhE7n2sFxqK9zDSQ", "date": "2010-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "GSEwn5ezqINq1q3qIRAcXg", "text": "Pretty good cheesesteak and a huge order of fries for the price. Fries could be better though, especially because to go orders of fries come in a plastic box. They stand no chance in that steam room...they would do much better in a paper bag.\n\nI'm amused by the early comments on \"cross-contamination\" by vegetarians. First of all, maybe a cheesesteak restaurant wasn't the best call to begin with. Second, I guarantee that this happens more often than you know, because fat is delicious and the best, most delicious, fat comes from tasty little piglets and sweet succulent veal cows. Cooks tend to know this, and thus the sauteed vegetables you had w/ your meal may have shared the same area of the grill as this guy's sausage/bacon/steak etc. At least I hope so...because that's how I want my vegetables cooked. I guess this place is a bit different, simply because you can see it happen.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bFe_eat7KMP2DBFMG9-VPg", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iXal7Ugkc9LORIn-50re7Q", "text": "It's pretty good but it just makes everything harder because there now too many places to choose from on northside when I want quick and cheap food. \n\nSuch a rough life.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zA7__miLFhFsTAzpbSn_9A", "date": "2010-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8xILwBmO1mZl408kTVikHg", "text": "This place is o.k. I came here a few times in the summer when it first opened and I was kind of disappointed. The cheesesteaks are a bit on the small size, and the normal fries are pretty bad (soggy and salty). I also tried the chicken parmasean and that took an inordinately long time to cook. If you're craving cheesesteaks, go to I.B.'s on South Side, or if you want a quick meal just go to La Val's (which is owned by the same guy anyways) or one of the other nearby places.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IU3LHDXYYQctW7JhQlXKoA", "text": "Went here for lunch between classes the other day and luckily I ordered right before the lunch rush.\n\nI split the Mushroom Chicken Cheesesteak (given that I don't eat beef), fries, and a drink with a friend.\n\nOverall, the sandwich is extremely messy, as the bread got soggy from the juices and everything began to fall apart. But besides that, the place was pretty good. I wish there was more flavor to the sandwich, but it was pretty good considering the price (~$8).\n\nWould I go again? Sure. Am I crazy ecstatic? Not so much.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pL8LUKuXmSJ6Y4IUZdG5Tg", "text": "Okay, my caveat, I don't like cheesesteaks, so if you want to know about those, read someone else's review. If you want to know french fries and grilled cheese though, I'm your girl...\n\nGrilled Cheese. With Tomatoes. Need I say more? Oh, how I love a grilled cheese with tomatoes that have been heated ON THE GRILL. Yum yum yum!!  Inexpensive, which is fantastic. I think I'll ask next time if I can get mushrooms added on, because that would be fantastic...\n\nThe french fries were, um, plentiful. It's seriously the hugest order of fries I've gotten in a long time. I went back two days later (for yes, another grilled cheese), and I noticed their french fries containers were much smaller, but that first trip, wow, that was a lot of fries. They are way too heavily seasoned though, which was definitely a problem. Hopefully they'll fix that soon...\n\nThe staff is quick, and there are about six or eight tables there, but I think they are planning on the to-go crowd mostly. When the line is long, it's hard to get out, but you can squeeze through. The placement of the pepper table means there's not a lot of room for waiting for your food order, but I imagine we'll all get used to it eventually. And for the grilled cheese, I'll certainly be back many times.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Eb4OEay-APEpApOtxiahmw", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lkfZ_PayJklmrh_tIevCWQ", "text": "First legit version of the Philly Cheesesteak to hit the East Bay. And I am THE AUTHORITY, as I grew up back there.\n\nSo the first thing I notice when I go here, is that the owner has great attention to detail (highly doubt there is an actual 'Vinnie' behind this business as I think it's just the quintessential I-talian name to use). From the tiled PHL that sits above the grill, to the Tastykakes, Hank's Root Beer, and Utz chips - \"Vinnie\" is trying to give the Berkeley folks a taste of the old country. And for the most part, he does a really good job.\n\nFirst and foremost, let me say that the people over at Vinnie's competition - The Cheesesteak Shop chain, which has invaded the Bay, like some sort of disease - this place does a horrible job at representing the cheesesteak. This is mainly due to the fact that they barely give you any meat. And what they do give you, is not shredded, but really more like ground steak - really bad, people. Get a mini, or  a small sandwich, and it's all bread. Get the half, which is supposed to have more meat, and I swear that it just looks like a bigger bun, that's all. So this place never hit the mark, and has been deceiving California people for years now. So sad.\n\nSo Vinnie's is a lot better, but I do have some constructive criticism for these guys:\n\n1. Stop portioning out the quantity of meat. The grill-master pulls what look like carefully measured \"balls\" of steak out of a tray. What the F$#@ is this sh*t? A true cheesesteak shop has a grill FULL OF MEAT at all times. And that way, when you waltz in there, it's ready to go. \nVinnie is doing the customers NO FAVOR by cooking these to order. As a matter of fact, I would argue they are doing a dis-service, because why should I wait 15-20 mins for a cheesesteak? Also by doing this measuring (on the smaller side), you don't get a roll full of meat. You get the 4 ounces, or whatever it is that they measure. Kind of lame, guys. If you had a grill full of meat, then the guy making the sandwiches would just scoop and fill the roll - the way it should be. Bottom line: STOP BEING CHINCEY!\n\n2. They only have one size of sandwich, instead of the Philly usual- a \"half\" and a whole (not truly a half; just think small and large). That way, if I want more sandwich, I could order the BIGGER one. I will pay the couple bucks more, instead of what, having to order TWO small ones? Come on, now.\n\nSomewhere in one of these other reviews there was mention of 'Niman Ranch beef', but after going here, I saw no signs or information to back up this claim, so I don't believe it. If they were really using beef of this caliber, there would be signs up, since that's a selling point in Berkeley.\n\nBut as far as taste, the cheesesteak is great. They import the de facto roll standard from Philly - Amoroso's rolls, and offer American or Provolone cheese, or the 'cheese whiz'.\n\nBut about the whiz, let me say this:\n\nCheese Whiz only came about in the last 25 years, people, and is NOT the way most Philadelphians eat their sandwich. But for some reason, all the damn tourists to the area think this is the way it is. WRONG. Although many people think of this as the standard for the cheesesteak, this is a newer phenomena. Where I grew up (the REAL South Philly), it was always American or Provolone cheese. \n\nAnd about the guy who expressed concern about cross-contamination and vegetarians - you're an idiot. Any true vegetarian (I was a militant vegan for 8 years) would not even step foot inside this place, and would likely walk on the other side of the street to avoid the wafting smell of frying beef. Somehow I don't see many people ordering the veggie burgers here.\n\nThis is the only place in the immediate East Bay (Berkeley, Oakland, surrounding environs) to get a good cheesesteak. For those who love The Cheesesteak Shop - just stay over there, as I don't want the additional traffic to compete with at Vinnie's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gh_RvEPwTMj5OXp8j9uePw", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MHFxTsQDTDxAG6MCexb7Og", "text": "This is where heart attacks happen.\n\nI tried both the mushroomsteak with provolone and the phillysteak with whiz. Both were pretty awesome but I would have to say the phillysteak with whiz was my favorite. Tasty well seasoned meat and the whiz added that extra oomph. Who knew whiz cheese would be that good?! Also ordered regular fries and garlic fries...one order is definitely enough to share. Perfect amount of garlic...yum!\n\nGreat addition to Euclid!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ta6351LmwFvI1cKcOKJAMQ", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "V8XmMgTeHdy0L75OUvCcIw", "text": "I've tried this place twice now, praying that the first time was a fluke.  This place is ok, but just ok.  I tried the cheese fries, which is a lot of food for two bucks, but they're overseasoned and the cheese they use tasted like melted down american cheese that sets way too fast.  It's ok if you're a fan of american cheese, I guess, but american is probably my least favorite cheese ever.  It would be nice if there was a choice to the type of cheese for your cheesy fries.  \n\nI've tried two different cheesesteaks from here, the pizza and the philly.  Now I don't know \"traditional\" because I've never been to philly, but I've had cheesesteak before and I know what I like when it comes to them.  Where's the cheese on these things?  Both times i've eaten here there has been a noticable lack of cheesyness to my cheesesteaks.  In all this place is oh so forgettable.  I have heard good things about the wings, maybe I'll come back one last time to try them, but I'm done eating here for their namesake.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cQ0hIxhwd95jG1VhnmztDQ", "date": "2010-12-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Yd_pPMlWn70DpH0ZyWqlAQ", "text": "Bumping up Vinnie's to 4 stars after having the wings combo. The wings combo is a great deal at $5.99. It comes with 10 wings, fries, and a drink. There are a few different choices for sauces ranging from mild to incredibly hot and a bbq option. It also comes with your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing. \n\nI had my wings with hot sauce and ranch. The wings were made fresh to order, no sad, soggy wings that have been sitting under a heating lamp here. Nice amount of meat on each wing with the perfect amount of sauce. The sauce didn't taste particularly hot to me, but I still enjoyed the slight kick. Fries were not overly seasoned like last time so that was definitely a plus. \n\nI'll be frequenting Vinnie's for lunch as long as they keep offering the wings combo!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tZdjS05E7a9zIhWYoHut9g", "date": "2010-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2_Q_NRYIdrbmpqlopJz8eA", "text": "Thank god for vinnies, berkeley doesn't have enough of this american grease comfort food. Cheaper than bongo burger and better than IB's, with really really good prices. If only it were on southside..", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0Ihyquu6D5uqRyenOXAUeQ", "text": "This is a vegetarian review. If you don't care about vegetarian items, skip this! \n\nI went there on Monday the 21, the second day they were open. I really enjoyed the tofu steak sandwich I had with provolone.  However, while preparing the food, the cooks used the SAME utensils for the vegetarian items as the meat items. Totally gross feeling watching that happen, despite the sandwich. I then proceed to tell both of the cooks that this is a bit inappropriate to cook that way because it defeats the purpose of ordering a vegetarian meal.\n\nWhen they BOTH looked at me with blank stares, I said \"Listen, I'm really not trying to be jerk, but when you mix the way you cook things, it defeats the purpose of calling that tofu vegetarian\". They barely acknowledged me, and didn't even offer to make me another sandwich.\n\n\nIf they fix these issues, I'll be back. Otherwise, sheesh veggies, stay away!\n\nedit: Adam H. sounds like he works there. No posting history before this one, style of the post sounds just a little too informative.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TtVGpxSk8VMAHK8oZqE75A", "date": "2010-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6gPwEUQNZ7fdxXL03p88hw", "text": "Absolutely incredible cheesesteak one of the best I have ever eaten I am sold", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QRTdE3G7u9wS5jTHR9bc1g", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LygvumLuQ4TlFMOu1gxVVQ", "text": "The best most intense garlic fries. Delicious sandwiches, veg options & friendly folks. Cool ambiance & decor", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3Pxvvsub2mYh-t4Y3bdcRw", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pYa0q57rjSaFKwHmKtQ7LQ", "text": "oops.. this was written july of 2010 but for some reason didn't post it then. \n\n3rd time stuffing my with a sandwich from this place.  The cheesesteaks are on point. Niman ranch beef is flavorful and tender. No gristle at all.  Felt like they put even more meat this time than last.  \n\nChicken parmesan was good too.  Chicken breast is often too dry, but this was tender. crispy on the outside ... I think it's fried twice. \n\nI've never seen flies, and the decor is fitting for a cheesesteak place --simple, urban, with the food being prepared in plain view behind the counter. \n\nOnly gripes are that they don't offer longer cheesesteaks, and the cashier acts like she really doesn't want to be there.  Even a fake smile would be better than the miserable attitude she had.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UKPi2UBpiRzGFXv7WSNavg", "date": "2011-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1fEPgYWsO8IPse1wA-aoYQ", "text": "I love cheap and delicious lunch combos! They have 10 hot wing combo with french fries and drink for $6!!  What a deal!!  A ton of food for cheap! Thanks Bonita L for telling me about it! \n\nOkay that's enough exclamation points.  But really this is a great lunch place.  I like the pickled jalapenos, cherry tomatoes, peperocini they have on the side.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ycO-1DUhYiyL8FtgN3XIqg", "date": "2010-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I4NGc13EStAGG4DMJk46dQ", "text": "I found myself on Northside yesterday with 1.5 hours to spare before my next class and an empty stomach. I ventured into Vinnie's Cheesesteaks not knowing what to expect, and hoping that I'd be able to grab a quick, cheap, and tasty lunch.\n\nThe first thing you notice before walking in are the specials posted outside. Today they had:\n\n-an Italian sandwich special for 5.99 that included a drink and a bag of Lays chips\n-a chicken wing special for 5.99 that included 10 wings and a drink and fries\n\nI got the sandwich combo and the boyfriend got the chicken wings.\nThe sandwich combo came out relatively quickly. I was disappointed to find that it was a cold sandwich with just french bread, some type of vinegary dressing, lettuce, cheese, and some Italian cold cuts. Seeing as that I was at a cheesesteak place I thought I would be getting something that was warm and toasty. The sandwich wasn't memorable, and I think I could have grabbed something similar at Cheese n' Stuff on Southside for half the price. But the portions were decent and the sandwich was nicely cut in half to share.\n\nThe wings took a while to arrive, but they were hot and fresh when we got them. You can choose from mild to spicy flavoring for your wings, and a choice of sauce (ranch or blue cheese). We got mild wings and ranch dressing. The wings tasted too artificial, but with a generous dipping of some ranch, tasted decent. The fries were thick cut and perfectly seasoned (I didn't find them to be overseasoned like some of the other reviewers :) ). Again, the portions were generous for the pricing, but the taste was average.\n\nVinnie's has a nice bathroom and nice decor, and it is relatively clean. The huge Vegas-style sign is a nice touch!\n\nAll in all, Vinnie's was worth a try, but I wasn't impressed by their sandwich or wings. I intend to give their cheesesteaks a try soon! (Who knows, maybe they'll be better than IB's!)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tfPC1SmIhXUTZLKMMo9jgQ", "date": "2010-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KMxUa2AUoe0-vxlOa8el6g", "text": "Vinnie's has a dozen varieties of cheesesteaks. One size (7\") and all under $6. Also, burgers, some hot sandwiches (chicken / eggplant parm, etc)  a couple of cold hoagies http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g?select=4UIu-BlPB7m0NuJ3PAXl-A) as well as wings (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g?select=G7ZuTUgria7WKMzO1ljFuw). They do the whole \"authentic Philly\" thing with imported Amoroso rolls, Hank's Root Beer, and the occasional Tastykake sighting.\n\nI pretend to be a purist and have stuck with the Classic which has onions, peppers, and choice of cheese (Whiz, American, or Provolone (my choice))\n\nAs my 3 star indicated, Vinnie's is A-OK. Could be better, but somewhat inconsistent. Seems like I get more meat when I eat in (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g?select=nIauBJXypCuqL92V1cGraA) vs. to go (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g?select=hk94Uaa_Tk5F1rTzIsvn5Q), there's sometimes a gristly bite or two, and the meat is also inconsistently seasoned visit to visit. The skin on fries come pre-seasoned with salt & pepper (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g?select=QA_6I31fQ0E9DT4iR312nQ) which I like, but can be limp. \n\nFriendly staff.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XrazG938ii8JguH0DejcaQ", "text": "Note: if there was no \"cross contamination,\" they wouldn't be using the grill and utensils correctly. \n\nIt's not Philly, but if you hold the peppers you'll get a proper experience of Brotherly Love. Sit at the counter and watch those spatulas work the meat. The Niman Ranch meat changes the traditonal texture (there is a risk of gristle with that kind of meat), but it's still correctly gooey and served on the right kind of roll. \n\nGood job", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GgpUb0DEOdbmkFJEfT1vgw", "date": "2010-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oI0MA6ilt6PPLgmZCmDSYQ", "text": "I'm a Cheesesteak Shop devotee, so when I found myself in the Northside neighborhood recently I figured I'd try out the new Vinnie's place. It's certainly a different experience than the cheesesteaks I'm used to. I liked it a lot. I had the mushroom steak with white American cheese (not a fan of whiz or other kinds of 'cheez'). Garlic fries were tremendous both in quantity and quality. The Niman Ranch gives the sandwich a really beefy flavor (I know, descriptive right?) that I liked a lot. A little hot sauce, some peppers, and the sandwich is just right, the meat is seasoned really well and the rolls are awesome.\n\n-1 to the losers who show up to a restaurant on its 2nd day ever and complain that everything in the kitchen isn't perfect.\n\nAnd -1 to Vinnie's for spelling 'provolone' wrong on the menu and still not having fixed it after like a month or so.\n\nAnyway, good price, good service, good food, I'll be back at Vinnie's for sure.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0tDTnbo1ClKQYlRuj86vEw", "date": "2010-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "y5uQQUg2MpfOEc_usKwHIQ", "text": "A cheese steak hoagie with provolone and no tomatoes along with a tiny, adorable cup of water costs $6.35.\n\nThis sandwich rivaled that of the one made in the cafeteria I lived next to during my first year in college.  That's not to say that it was a bad sandwich, it just so happens that there was one guy in that cafeteria who made a damn good, greasy, steaky sandwich on the cheap.\n\nBack on point, the prices are high for the amount of food, and I don't understand why places that serve Niman Ranch beef advertise it like you'll see Cow Jesus if you eat their beef.  Whatever--at least it's tasty in its baffling pretentiousness.\n\nI'm going 4* instead of 3* because the dudes in there were friendly, on-task, and competent.  That deserves points.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2010-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FBVF-ELoP2jc2cJYXsAJIg", "text": "Let's just say I am not very impressed with this place. I was in there tonight (Sunday) night and it wasn't too busy but steady traffic of customers. Nothing 2 guys couldn't handle...  \n\nThe food was okay, needed more cheese on the cheesesteak, I mean it is a CHEESEsteak. I saw no PA snacks (utz or wise chips, tastykakes) as described in other posts, Lays and coke only. \n\nThe service was ridiculous. Beyond ridiculous.\n1. The water container was out and they didn't re-fill it the entire time I was there. They filled my cup from the sink. \n2. ALL the ketchup bottles were empty, completely empty. They gave me ketchup packets instead of just filling the bottles. \n3. The real kicker- 3 buddies of the guys who were working came in and got free food! They didn't pay for anything and they all got fries and cheesesteaks. Come on, why don't you spend your time filling the water and ketchup bottles for the customers who PAID for their meals... \n\nI don't think I will return.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rfsgKjjU6ZIKzgbWY3GfUg", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rjldLQqbLopubWDotXp9_g", "text": "I ordered the hoagie cheesesteak and it was hot and yummy wrapped in one of those Costco foil-looking papers. They have three different cheeses: whiz (thick liquidy mix), provolone, and american.\n\nSet up is simple. Big menu on the right side as you walk in and a sitting bar area with different kinds of peppers. There were whole and chopped cherry peppers, jalapenos, and pepperoncini.\n\nI thought the bun could have tasted better and it seemed like something was missing. Like, I got the mushroom steak once and I asked if there were mushrooms in it.. they're dark so i guess i could have missed it too, but you couldn't really taste them. Overall, it's a nice joint to get a quick cheesesteak, but nothing too special", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7LwQOZLccLO_Xic7H-kgxQ", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gZU_kmb8xP-bTKBsQTfFaw", "text": "I actually had no intention of eating here but the food smelled so good, I couldn't resist. But I wish I had. \n\nThe garlic fries were a little underseasoned and could have used some extra garlic but tasted pretty good overall. The meat on the cheesesteak could've been taken off the grill a little quicker, but it was also well within the realm of deliciousness. They had the usual options for cheese: cheesewiz, provolone, and american. If I were rating the food alone, Vinnie's would've gotten 4 stars, possibly even 5. But the wait time brings Vinnie's way way down. \n\nWe came in on Friday night and waited over half an hour for a cheesesteak + fries. I appreciate the care in which they cook, but producing one cheesesteak every 5 mins makes this a horrible place for large groups (the first people to order are done by the last ones are still waiting for their food) and for anyone looking to get out of here in an hour.  It also means your fries get cold. From what I can tell, the problem was that the cook was only grilling enough meat for one cheesesteak at a time. Perhaps with some time, they'll learn to become more efficient, but until then, I'll stick to Phat Philly in the mission.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "txvgzVJIv7kyHNnyZWUFDA", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dqtXnGD9o1uOEgg6k8jpuQ", "text": "Just a quick update:\n\nToday, after ordering the Crispy Chicken combo to go, I left Vinnie's, although I noticed that they used a slightly different togo box. Halfway back to my building, one of the friendly Vinnie's employees comes running up and taps me on the shoulder - they forgot to give me my fries.\n\nHow many restaurants show that kind of dedication to service? Seriously! \n\nI love Vinnie's.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qHYmoDMtNVIfMMimq2Q4nQ", "date": "2011-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vx-XAzoNimHMl38GwbdRDw", "text": "So I've noticed a lot of complaints about cross-contamination, which is a concern for vegetarians. HOWEVER, they actually rectified this issue a few days after opening and now use a separate frying pan. I'm vegetarian, and did not have any concerns with the way my food was prepared. This place is awesome! The decorations are really cool, and there is plenty of seating. I like the bar seating and the arrow outside is pretty cool too.\n\nI got the mushroom pizzasteak because the cashier recommended it out of the veggie options. The price is fantastic. The food was good, but they forgot to put the pizza sauce on which makes a world of difference. I reminded the cook and he apologetically put some on (no worries! We all space sometimes...)\n\nAnyway, I felt the need to write a review because no one has noticed their beneficial change in separating cooking dishes from meat and veggie options!\n\nVegetarians- no need to fear anymore!\n\nNext time I'd love to try the garlic fries!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iczlf8LKk8f4puDgfG6wJQ", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "c5EFatXp6sFvYRIkPX7kbA", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nCame for my Monday lunchday and was ready to get my grub on. They have a cute sign outside that points to their store, which is what I stared at for 10 minutes while waiting for my friend.\n\nThis place sees a lot of people during the lunch hour, many of whom look like engineers (haha jk, or not). You place your order and take a seat at their 10 or so tables, or mill to the right side of the counter to wait for your order. They have a large grill in the back where they cook your meat. And after reading a fellow Yelper's review, I was saddened to see that yes, they do portion the servings of meat per order. Tear.\n\nTo your left are three jars with pickled peppers. Pickled peppers pickled peppers! So fun to say hahaha. There is also a soda machine with cups next to it for water. You have the option of adding fries and a soda to any sandwich for $1.75 more.\n\nFood took about 8 minutes to be served.\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nCLASSIC CHEESESTEAK: steak, carmelized onions, bell peppers, and your choice of cheese on an Amoroso roll [$5.49]\n- Opted for the provolone cheese, which I was glad I did! I actually wish they had given me more than two measly slices of cheese though. The melted cheese tasted really good.\n- NOT ENOUGH STEAK BOOOO. It filled up half of max capacity, and my bun look miserably alone until I piled on some peppers (which I regretted because their flavor is too sharp for me) and a dash of ketchup. The steak was well cooked though, and had a good smoky flavor.\n- Wish there could have been more onions. :c\n- The Amoroso roll was great! The dough was soft and the exterior was slightly crispy, and it had its own wonderfully starchy taste. Mmmmmm.\n\nVEGGIE STEAK: mushrooms, carmelized onions, bell peppers, lettuce, tomato, pickles and mayo on an Italian roll with fresh sliced avocado [$5.49]\n- Stuffed! Didn't try it, but it looked good. My friend said it was okay.\n\nGARLIC FRIES: [$2.19]\n- Not a full order since my friend got the combo, but they were yummy! Crispy and salted, with a heap of chopped garlic and parsley on top. Good stuff!\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nGo for the provolone cheese. The steak is good, but the cheesesteak is not filled with meat and is partially filling. The peppers are sharp, and the garlic fries are good. Tasty cheesesteak at a great price, but with their portions (and nutrition), I would probably go for a sandwich at the Stuffed Inn if I had a choice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "WyzBDqBtqdbH3J0V2w9R6g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "jjI1Kesy9rX9DcoTV86aQw", "text": "This was a perfectly balanced experience.  The stellar and the mediocre.  I fell in love with the seasoned fries they served.  Both portion and taste.  The fried chicken sandwich left much to be desired though.  The bread's size did nothing to detract from the small pieces of chicken, the faintest glimmer of mayo, and the most meager onion bits I have seen on a sandwich in recent times.  \n\nI did, however, dig the interior design of the place.  I wish I was just more impressed by my sandwich.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5Z-3tcM07Pyc4mOF2Rjt6Q", "date": "2011-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0cSzocd4u2B0FW_fWcC3fA", "text": "Bad dining hall; sure there is a lot of variety, but they repeat things every week or multiple times in a week that it all lacks any long term variety. The international flavors section only varies between Mexican and Asian themed food, and occasionally a potato bar. Surely there are more 'world flavors' than that? No good.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6zmJgVoD8L5ZrH6q9GlH3g", "text": "I dormed at Clark Kerr my freshman year, so I never really had a chance to eat at Crossroads, but whenever I did, I was never too satisfied. Sure, there is definitely a LOT more variety than the CKC dining hall, but quality wise, it wasn't that great.\n\nI only go to Crossroads for late night, which is, by far, the place most college kids go to if they're intoxicated and want to sober up (I've seen many inebriated college students show up after 1am, looking for something to satisfy their cravings). Their buffalo wings are a must-have, and their clam chowder is really good too. \n\nOnly go here for late night, but if you want a good dinner, I suggest you go elsewhere since the food here won't leave you satisfied.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-jdWq1u5e-hHbfsQjabxBA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A89TFB2DnGBIg9AndPSWhA", "text": "I've had good and bad days here, but today wasn't goo. I felt that two of the three staffers were pretty aloof today. Maybe they had some kinds of bad staff meeting or something, geez.\n\nThey have lots of great purses here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TA5f9rpPGllhrjhIor8jNA", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bFM-e8rQkt1a8EcTMr10SA", "text": "For a campus cafeteria, this place is decent. Just that. The variety of food that they offer is pretty good but that statement is only valid for about the first hour of food service. Because the place is open for 4.5 hours for dinner, after the first hour, all the food that you see on the menu online is no longer availabe. The only things that you can count on being here is pizza, salad, and soup.\n\nA lot of the food that you find here is pretty unhealthy... You can go online to check the facts but it's not hard to notice when you're eating it. TONS of the food that they have here is deep fried, like fried fish, fried chicken, french fries, fried falafal balls, etc. The food here is always either underseasoned or overseasoned and neither is ever good. I'm not a vegetarian, but I know that their vegetarian options are very limited and what they do offer is disgusting. It's always some sort of vegetable stew or something similar that looks like it was thrown together in about two seconds (literally. chef opens bag of veggies. boils in water. takes out. pours on some kind of sauce. puts it under the heat lamp).\n\nThe frozen yogurt that they have here, I'll give a pass. It's there, but being from a mix, it's often too sweet and there's nothing you can really do about it. The desserts that are served usually sit around for wayyy too long so I can't really guess how they taste out of the oven since I always get something that's stale and dry.\n\nFor those that don't have a meal plan, the pricing is pretty bad. If you want a lot of food, I would recommend going to Kip's during happy hour and grabbing three dishes instead of visiting Crossroads.\n\nThe utensils that they have here are the nasties. I know it sounds crazy and your friends might laugh at you but bring your own utensils. Seriously. If you use a cup there, make sure you wash it out a few times with the beverage you're about to drink. A few times, I looked at the cups that came out of the dish room and you could clearly see that there were soap suds on them... Nasty....\n\nGo somewhere else for a better meal.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DR0B7hKWYwt-Oi1sRSWeKg", "text": "Oh, the memories...\n\nFrom Screwdriver Sundays to Finals Fridays, Crossroads was there for my first year of college. \n\nMy digestive system thanks me for moving out of the dorms (and away from 2am mozzarella sticks), but I certainly miss feeling at home eating in public in my jammies.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2xb2kHnC-mFhtGggWBhZFQ", "date": "2007-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fwxyfTvarhyienpQI7bJ3A", "text": "5 stars go to the 100% organic salad bar and their wide array of vegan offerings! Yum yummmmm. It's $10 if you aren't a student with a meal plan, but if you're smart you can get a friend to swipe their card for you! For a school cafeteria, this is the bees knees.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FoBh5FSU4b2of9vD5834EQ", "date": "2010-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_gMPOIk4fp9thLjveeKOiA", "text": "Crossroads is a pretty good dining hall. It gives me a large selection of food, is cheap, and I can always eat healthy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YAjtEyiVULL4cQRmfcGOzA", "date": "2007-10-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hdl0E6nEkCNttfGQKgtWQQ", "text": "This place is great! If you use your head to eat right and ORGANIC this is place for you! And Yes you can get cheaper food around Berkeley, but you'll be putting shit in your body not to mentions all the chemicals, pesticides and hormones you'll be eating. This place has organic food; can't beat that......it's a healthy option to the unhealthy food around the campus.......Beside have you ever been to other universities or colleges around the country and the world? Obviously not! Because there aren't many organic dining halls even here in US. So if you care for your body and what you put in it then eat here otherwise don't.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2bTpr1S5MFsAKoDSyX_rzg", "date": "2009-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hw7XvrZL9hyXWNhJ7rPl2w", "text": "I spent the weekend at Cal in a transfer preparation event. We stayed in Unit 1, right next to Crossroads. For the weekend, we were given passes to Crossroads for three meals a day, and I only skipped once. \n\nThe cafeteria itself was surprisingly clean, and their options were much larger and varied than I could ever have expected from a university. They offered veggie burgers, which definitely goes a long way with me (I would have been very turned off by Berkeley after three days of salads) which obviously weren't gourmet, but they were better than the microwave patties I have at home. \n\nGranted, our passes were free, so I can't comment on the food pricing, and I will say that I'm sure I would get sick of eating at Crossroads for three+ years. However, as a transfer student who would likely only eat here once or twice a week -- tops -- it did the job. \n\nIf you're at Cal for a conference or an event of a similar nature, don't fret -- Crossroads will do you just fine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tu4xvArYXAseu7EdQ7oX1g", "date": "2012-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I5WjrDF4PUZJX2J3yuYDKg", "text": "This is dorm food, but the variety is quite impressive. I appreciate Cal Dining's commitment to making sure there are vegan options available at every station. The pizza (soy cheese margarita) wasn't bad. Several salad bars had pretty fresh veggies (though I did go toward the beginning of lunchtime). The vegan brownies were really yummy! I think prices for non-mealplan students are too high, but if you find someone to swipe you in, by all means, give it a try when you're really hungry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M-52L60drfrkLd1l2DFg3Q", "text": "Crossroads is the best buffet restaurant you will ever encounter. It's soo easy to be healthy here and get some tasty noms. There's always enough room to sit. Best if you come in a group, but if you come by yourself and don't feel like hogging tables, there's a counter. Also, there's an outdoor seating area IN the cafeteria. It's pretty cool. Plus, Crossroads is green, and you can compost your food if you can't finish.\nThey have an organic salad bar with a lot of options. Also, vegetarians do not suffer here. There's a vegetarian section, and the American Masala counter usually has some good vegetarian options too. They also have a World Flavors section, which has the second longest line in the place if not the longest. The pizza section is worth trying. They always serve one vegan pizza, which is usually the healthiest one I see there.\nThere are plenty of beverages to select from. They have milks, sodas, juices, tea, coffee, cappuccino, hot chocolate, and water of course.\nThe dessert is usually pretty good, be it lunch or dinner. If you're lucky enough, they'll be serving vegan chocolate cake. It is the best chocolate cake in general, hands down!\nUnfortunately, they only let you take one piece of fruit and a cup of frozen yogurt when you're done. So you can't smuggle out tomorrow's lunch (but some people do that anyway). But usually, you get a good deal here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L9gNOeTqTy1h0sibUJ9iHQ", "date": "2009-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O6UZe91sddJ8zQg3em3Frw", "text": "All you can eat dining hall located between the Unit 1 residence and the Channing Bowditch apartments. This place offers breakfast, lunch, dinner, and late-night options, although I've only had dinner here so far. Dinner will cost you around $8 (or 10 meal plan points). The food isn't fine dining but it's all you can eat and there's a wide variety (pizza, hot and cold entrees, salad bar, etc.). After two years of craving this kind of dining option, I'm just happy it's close to my apartment building. Be warned it's usually pretty packed all day because of it's proximity to campus and the Unit 1 building with all the residents who have a meal plan included with their housing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ScIkaBZklernRiUSfJA_Hw", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pvDhsDOIVdJjThqflGdOow", "text": "Eating in UCB dining commons can be a troublesome affair.  It can range from amazing to just plain awful.  Crossroads is mostly the latter but sometimes it's just what you need.  The place is gigantic and the salads and main courses are mostly good.  There is mexican food if you so desire and pizza is alright.  The asian station has NEVER been good.  Cafe 3 has better asian food... which is not a compliment. \n\nSpecial days are the best when the make the place totally awesome and give special food and have cloclate fountains and stuff. I survived off of late-night the 1st semester with fatty foods along with coffee from peets to use up those plentiful meal points.  Still not as good as Foothill late night though.  Still, it serves its purpose: to feed the masses. : /", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B0Q2YqU3zmFKwLsLVy3BZw", "date": "2007-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r6Foz6gLDnJBWL86WMW7Tw", "text": "The only thing I like about this place is that it is buffet style. If there is something you really liked you can get it over and over again. Other than that, the quality of the food isn't that great. But maybe it is because the food is massed produced. But yeah can't complain that much when someone swipes me in because it is free food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RATFp8Dv48wc5PlplPR-yw", "text": "Barley risotto is evil, I tell you!\n\nCompared to the other DCs, though, Crossroads does have more variety. However, this can sometimes be a double-edged sword. To me, Crossroads is one of those hit-or-miss places; the food is either above average or inedible. On the bad days, though, a slice of pizza and some salad always saves me (but definitely not worth 8 meal points).\n\nWhat I dislike about Crossroads:\n-Barley risotto!!!\n-Harry's dad's bathtub chili (just the name grosses me out)\n-Autumn harvest wild mushroom barley soup\n-Beer cheese soup (haven't tried it but does not look good)\n-sad attempts at Mexican food\n-Chicken Piccata (last time I had it, it tasted like a block of salt)\n-Ratatouille\n-the lack of flavor in most items\n\nLikes:\n-Omelet bar\n-Tater tots\n-Salad bar/fruit\n-Red velvet cake\n-Pumpkin pie\n\nFurthermore, do they censor what comments to post on the comment board? A friend wrote one back in February expressing how she did not like her meal that day, and it was never posted! For the most part, all of the current comments are complimentary.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4c2Ji0RsYX6N7zJ0G5ClyQ", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WupuSGd6ES_pBaaaydxmPg", "text": "They try...they really do. They're conscious about offering vegan and organic offerings. But, in all honesty, the food isn't good. It's alright, and it does in a pinch, but it's not good. I wish we could opt out of our meal plans...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "neYMMlTQOAY7UCZiP4iOww", "date": "2009-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wxt8a5rJaOHc5paodVIy2A", "text": "When I saw crossroads on here, I made a yelp account just so i could post my experience with this place.  I normally avoid it, but when you live on campus they force you to buy a meal plan with your housing contract.  Normally I just come here for breakfast.  Almost every time I go, I end up with undercooked eggs.  Sometimes they're so bad that it's like liquid soup with chunks of partially cooked eggs inside of it.  Isn't this a health code violation?  \n\nIt's finals week, so I decided to come for breakfast again.  Take a look at the photo I posted.   Unsurprisingly, the eggs were again undercooked and part of my box was filled with raw egg on the bottom.  The \"sausage\", although it looks overcooked, is actually so greasy that it's mushy when you try to cut into it.  It smells rancid, and i felt sick just smelling it.  The \"hash browns\" were soggy, greasy, and cold.  The worst part:  I paid the equivalent of 8.75 DOLLARS in meal points for this \"food\".  \n\nI feel robbed every time I eat here.  For $8.75 I can eat a great meal at many of the places nearby.  We're paying good money for this \"food\", so why are we getting served such low quality slop?  Even if I was going to make fresh scrambled eggs, hash browns, and sausage myself for breakfast with high quality ingredients, it would cost nowhere near $8.75 per portion.  Why do people put up with this place?  Not only is it robbing all the students blind, somebody is going to get really sick eating here one day.  If this is how they cook something as simple as eggs (with such malpractice and obliviousness), I can only imagine what else goes on in the back when they're preparing everything else.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F4NtW7eMUoGv6vtJvif_gA", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xN_-dOwkRFJEz1dqDdNdXA", "text": "I never ate at the dining commons when I went to Cal so my co-worker took me here for my birthday.  I was told that dorm food has come a long way.  Crossroads is a neat experience.  $8 for adults, $5 for kids 3-12 and kids under 3 are free.  On the day we went (a Thursday), there was the pizza bar, Fire & Ice noodle bar, deli bar, waffle bar, BBQ chicken, corn on the cob and mac & cheese, Bear burgers and hot dogs, dessert bar with popsicles and soft serve.  There is always the organic salad bar and cereal bar.  There are 3 beverage counters and one hot drink counter.\n\nThe pizza and burger was quite good.  I had pork chow mein and egg roll but it was a bit bland.  The dessert bar had this coconut and chocolate chip bar that was yummy and how can you go wrong with soft serve?  I wouldn't eat here everyday, but it is fun to go with a group or on the weekends.  There is something for everyone.  Check out the week's menu at http://caldining.berkeley.edu/ before going.  Oh, the building is neat, architecturally, inside and out.  It doesn't feel like you are in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eiKPlTSEB6mqyt8PJDZwNA", "date": "2007-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yqZzX4_9LO2O9S_ck1VKng", "text": "Hahaha. Once you're not being forced to go here you sort of miss it as it offers a huge selection. \n\nBrunch and breakfast menus are the best but if you can splurge on special nights go for it. \n\nFeeling like those studies can't afford that trip down to Crossroads? Do some pizza take-out or a couple sandwiches to save. The options are nearly endless and how much you enjoy your dining commons experience is largely based on how creative you can get at putting together your own plate. \n\nThen there's Late Night dining! It's time to find someone with a meal plan to swipe you in. b^_^ \n\nGood ol' Crossroads", "stars": 3, "user_id": "W6LB2krgAa52u5nzLJxh7Q", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZUdbgYnUlnEFF-FAotRRyA", "text": "Worse than Cafe 3, but still edible. Since the selection's bigger, so there's usually at least one thing that you can eat, and if not, the cereals, breads, bagel, and salad bar are usually decent. Lines are horrible. Since it's a college cafeteria groups are always huddled in line together and if a friend stops by, he will cut in and join them. Good food will run out ridiculously fast because of this.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "h0r34FAsMfeIFAOoXa-Wig", "date": "2008-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tKXGLrWXVDeOHxpTL_6eOw", "text": "Why are we reviewing crossroads? If you are a freshman student, you gotta do it. But, honestly, if you are visiting Berkeley, do not eat here. Berkeley has so many superior culinary offerings!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "30adJIYgz8aV0Q7m-XY6VA", "date": "2009-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Zji9J87J39Dv5nO1-vy67g", "text": "bottom line: food sucks. \n\nthey try to get creative with their cuisine by mixing odd things together. yogurt sauce potatoes? harry's dad's bath tub chili? i know there's been budget cuts, but that's no excuse to serve us live stock feed... when in doubt, go with the salad bar.\n\nlate night is good! the staff gets really anal about people sitting at the ends of the tables, so don't do it. apparently, it's a fire hazard.\n\nthe dish washing crew in the back be hella slappin' tho! always sounds like a party up in there!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ojJbQIVJDegfRqqwnp5u-w", "date": "2011-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5VAdA5iioZUqEOh3tuxthA", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 3\nService: 4\n\nIn terms of DCs, this place is one of the better ones. Definitely has a lot more variety since it's so much bigger, but at the end of the day, it's still DC food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "80Ea4yjhW_V8NIfNtQi9Fg", "text": "Crossroads is hands down my favorite DC.  I like the feel of the building and the layout of the food stations.  There's lots of light and space.  Whenever I walk in, I feel good right away.  At every meal, there's tremendous variety.  There's an Asian food counter, a pizza bar, a Mexican food counter, the Blue Plate Special line; fries; frozen yogurt; salad.  I can always find something that I'm willing to eat and usually find something that I'm happy to eat.  Excellent diet coke!  Lots of organic and vegetarian choices.  Vegetables that are not necessarily overcooked.  As one of my French friends used to say, the food here won't give you pimples.\n\nWhen I was in College, each meal by itself was more or less OK.  What was bad about dorm food was the lack of variety.  Things have really changed since my time.  The options seem endless.  The Berkeley campus makes a considerable effort to bring in local produce, and I think that they're doing very well at it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2007-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bot_Scgc21RZhhx7hFOxsA", "text": "Crappy university cafeteria with a nice high-ceiling spacious interior that tricks you into thinking the food is actually decent.\n\nBuffet style cafeteria where you can eat and take as much as you want, but there isn't that much variety. \n\nRecently Crossroads has upgraded to \"organic food\", which tastes like crap.\n\nBetter off spending your money somewhere else... good for a one time UC experience though.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QD0njdv5eHGFv6RyqML4RQ", "date": "2008-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cg9s_7JZ8ZCVG2J8LPYA7Q", "text": "For buffet style dorm food... its good. Yea the menu gets repeated but they do try to add new things too.  The salad bar eggs and sandwich making are especially nice features.  I don't think you could find this kind of the variety not to mention health consciousness at a regular buffet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mcbOSW8dlg3QE6-g7DfFcA", "date": "2009-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IuumKkziIYlN2u5vIgj1ug", "text": "After months and months of eating the same bad food over and over, it starts to become familiar and sort of comforting.  That is really the only thing this DC has going for it.  So, keep at it, freshmen, eventually you'll get used to the slop.  Ironically, by the time you are just starting to lose your repulsion to it, you will be out of the dorms and won't have to eat here anymore.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qak_DvTftZ_NyKJ7zyFvYQ", "text": "What are you guys talking about?  Crossroads is awesome.  Yeah, it isn't Chez Panisse, but for a student cafeteria, the food is great.\n\n10,000 people come here per day, or something crazy like that - the place is huge.  There are different sections for different ethnic cuisines (hence the name \"Crossroads\").  There's Asian food (which is often not good), American food (the \"Blue Plate Special\" - which is often good), Mexican food - there's also a grill for hamburgers, a complete organic salad bar which is AWESOME, and an entire dessert section along with soft serve ice cream machines.  It's all you can eat for $9, I think, if you're not a student.  And you can also purchase take-away meals, where you can cram as much food as conceivably possible in a little compostable box.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ahMNHgNoRy-U5VHJ5qOXCg", "date": "2007-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-r7nnEOUE0ZewRZa9PCHZw", "text": "so now they are charging 50 cents if you get your food to go...?! i actually had some random man come after me to make sure they re-swiped my card for the extra 50-freaking cents. (its not like they ask if its for here or to go.) the biodegradable to-go box and cup they give you is so sad. the cup is 8 ounces and bends almost immediately once you fill it with liquid to ensure an embarrassing spill or leak. the box is small: fine if you dont want to gain the freshman 15 but awful for your budget; the amount of food you get for the points/money if you take it to go is NOT worth it.\n\nthey do have a better selection of fro-yo... like mango! and cones! and oreo toppings are back. \n\nthey are pretty bad about updating signs when they run out of things. like if the sign says couscous, it will probably be pilaf, if it says lime bar, it will probably be cheesecake. \n\ntheir summer selection sucks balls... its the same grilled cheese, grilled ham and cheese, meat and over-steamed vegetable selection. plus they have fewer hours and no late night. ugh. \n\nits a pretty clean place, though, and well-lit with a salad and cereal bar.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2009-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dVM1X32xQ3z4zQ1cWdaKtw", "text": "It sufficed. I think that's a fairly generous and succinct analysis of Crossroads. But since this is Yelp, I guess I'll go into a bit more detail...\n\nCrossroads was the closest dining hall to my dorm (I lived in Unit 2 my freshman year). I went because I had to. Or because it was closest. Or some combination of those two factors. I had millions of points and no where to spend them except GBC, which was way too far from my dorm, one of the other dining halls which were all a hike, or Crossroads. So 99.98% of the time, that's what it ended up being. \n\nAs far as buffet style dining, there were a lot of choices. But they got old, fast. The orange chicken was always good at the Asian station. Salad was always a backup plan. Cereal was the backup backup plan. The Mexican station was usually decent. I liked to get some salad and top it with the soy taco meat, a bit of cheese, rice, and salsa. I ended up doing that far too often because of the lack of variety and distaste for the majority of the other food. The main plate station was hit or miss, but the line was always really long so I tended to avoid it unless it looked really good. One staple of my dinner meals there...the froyo. Loved the praline froyo. yum!\n\nThe one thing I did like about Crossroads was its ability to bring people together. it was a meeting place. A homework place. A planning place. And a source of nourishment (kinda). It was a place you never had to go to alone, because as dinner time came near, all one had to do was stick their head out their door and call down the hall \"who's going to dinner?\" and shortly half the hallway would be congregated ready to head as a group over to Crossroads. \n\nSo overall it got me through my freshman year, but it wasn't fantastic. Mediocre at best (except for the froyo, I'd say that the froyo was above decent, good even). I don't wonder about the \"freshman 15\" when I think about this place, knowing that I myself probably gained 5 pounds my first month or two eating there (but quickly lost it all after that first month or two when I couldn't stand it anymore and survived off salads and sandwiches instead...) Crossroads is one thing I don't miss about college. It amazes and saddens me that most people don't realize all the great food Berkeley has to offer until they get out of the dorms, myself included.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1D5EQITb4hOzPMZT8gDPQQ", "date": "2009-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vKvfUbhwpZz4ctg94vl7kA", "text": "SO MUCH VARIETY FOR A DINING HALL!! \n\nI was so impressed when I first stepped into Crossroads! I mean, it looked pretty new and impressive from the outside but when you walk in...WOW! It was almost like releasing a child in a candy store! I just ran around looking at all the different types of food available and it's ALL YOU CAN EAT!!! It's like I died and somehow landed myself in Heaven! \n\nI got a little of everything and ended up overstuffing myself but it was worth it!! YUMMY!!\n\nFood: Parmesan chicken with pasta, Talapia with vegies and rice, tofu with vegies, apple, pear, frozen yogurt, and that's all I remember but it was amazing! I would have stayed longer and eaten more but I was on a time crunch. I'm definately going to go back there and stay for like 5 hours and eat as much as humanly possible! This is given that I starve myself 3 days prior to this food fest so I can actually accomplish this!\n\nAtmosphere: felt like downgraded version of what a nice casino buffet would be like. It was just a bunch of students. I mean, a dining hall is a dining hall right? No matter how high the ceilings are and how much food was available...and how good the food is...and *drools* the food......\n\nService: um...if I tipped myself does that count as service?? (You bus yourself!)\n\nprice: GREAT DEAL for how much I ate! it's a BUFFET! GO FOR IT! \n\nYUMMY YUMMY crossroads! How I miss thee! I'll be back soon!! \n\nI'm soooo glad that I don't live close to crossroads or else I'd be like overweight and super FAT! I know where freshman 15 comes from now! Good thing it's close to the gym!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "-BjS9BpuY6WTHd8S4n4x0A", "text": "Timeline of taste for crossroad:\n\nWeek 0-2: Delicious! Pizza every single day, holy crap!! Eat as much as I want every meal?! COLLEGE IS AWESEOME!\n\nWeek 2-30: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh super salty mystery meat again and weird \"Indian food\" (brown paste with peas), I guess I'm having a slice of terrible pizza and a bowl of Cheerios for dinner again.\n\nSophomore year and beyond: FRESHMAN! TAKE ME TO LATE NIGHT!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gZvXHPx2SwPj2xGB70MUzg", "text": "One star for the horrible, horrible vegetarian options. The main problem with the vegetarian fare is that in order to cater to vegans, most of the vegetarian fare is vegan. This is obviously disappointing if you are vegetarian but not vegan. The other bad thing, is that this place has a really, really bad nutritionist on the vegetarian side of things. Seriously -- if you were to exclusively eat from the vegetarian options here, you would be in a lot of trouble, especially if you didn't eat the pizza (which, as far as I can tell, is how they expect you to get all of your vegetarian protein).\n\nSometimes Crossroads as good vegetarian dishes -- especially in the \"Fire & Ice\" Asian section of the dining commons -- but on the whole, the selection is simply far from adequate. Not only is the food inadequate, there simply isn't a lot of variety. There's a dozen or so dishes in the vegetarian area, period. The Mexican food station always has the same options, and the Asian section has two or three vegetarian dishes that are served only occasionally. If you are a vegetarian eating here, you will eat all of the new food you are going to eat here in the first month or so. Towards the end of my second and last year in the dormitories they conducted a survey and focus group due to the overwhelming number of complaints by vegetarians, so things may have changed, but when I ate here a few times during the following fall things seemed the same here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Xj1-_Gra0j8_00OleWt4xQ", "text": "Crossroads is a residential dining restaurant particularly meant for UC Berkeley student residents. However, anyone is welcome and the dining experience is not exclusive. I wouldn't pay to eat here, even though some people do, but rather, I would use my own meal points or have someone use their meal points to \"swipe me in.\" \n\nFood:\nFood is far from spectacular but not usually horrible. In general, it is a decent place to eat; their food is decent.  It is set in buffet style, all-you-can-eat. So if you want to eat till you die but not really enjoy the food so much, I guess you can come here. \n\nThe foods offered are of eclectic variety. \"Asian, Mexican, made-to-order deli, organic salad bar, comfort foods, vegetarian/vegan, grilled entries, bakery and dessert selections, and a variety of soups, cereals and beverages.\" Their vegetarian/vegan selection, while it IS limited, is also not bad. And I guess it's better to have than to not.(for those veggies out there.)\n\nAll food is \"mass-produced\" and so taste isn't a priority. Just expect to come, eat, and leave with a full stomach, and you just might be somewhat satisfied, somewhat.  I guess one redeeming trait of the place is that they offer such a wide selections of foods that even though you don't like one thing, you will eventually find something else you like, or at least kinda-sorta do like. \n\nDecor:\nLarge, cafeteria setting. No artwork or any special accomodations in this aspect of decor. They have a monochromatic floor, wall... Very simple setup here. Average. Like I said, it's just your regular college cafeteria---nothing fancy-shmancy.\n\nService:\nSelf-serve buffet-style cafeteria. So, that means your service to yourself  is as good as you make it. I am so funny haha, I know. The people who work the different stations are generally friendly and (not in a sarcastic way) are happy to plop whatever food they're plopping on trays that day on your tray. Smile and they'll smile back. Compliment them, and they'll treat you well. Don't make eye contact and expect just your average plopping. \n\nCost:\nThe first price is in units of meal points and the second price is cash prices if you're going to pay that way.\n\n\"Breakfast   5.50   $7.00\nLunch/Brunch  6.50  $8.00\nDinner  7.50  $9.00\nLate Night at the Den  A la Carte Pricing  A la Carte Pricing\nChildren  5.00  $5.00\"\n\nOverall:\n\nMonday - Friday   Saturday - Sunday\nBreakfast  7:00 am - 10:00 am      \nLunch  11:00 am -2:00 pm  Brunch  10:00 am - 3:00 pm\nDinner  5:00 pm - 9:00 pm  Dinner  5:00 pm - 9:00 pm\nSunday - Thursday   \nLate Night Grille  10 pm - 2 am\n\nYour run-o-the-mill buffet. Nothing bad but nothing usually great. They try to vary foods and offer different cuisines from different cultures. I guess that is nice at times. And sometimes,  you just may be surprised with some occasionally delicious food. \n\nDon't expect lobster though. \nJust expect to be full. \n\noh yeah, and the name, \"Crossroads\"? What the hell is that? I guess I'm just hating---my bad... but seriously...gives me images of a gas station or some cars whizzing by. I ain't no damn car filling up at a gas station! I am a person with feelings who wants to feel good eating your feel-good food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3mbq15oNswaBDQF6z3mNXg", "date": "2007-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lz-Xq4Jkl5DCQgftlhoquA", "text": "Ah Crossroads, what a throwback to the good ol' days. I can still remember toting that black tray around (do they even have those anymore?) and piling up on the fine, nondescript vegetarian cuisine. Usually some super thick-cut zucchini and a variation on rice. \n\nTwo stars are for the brunch they used to serve (scrambled eggs, tater tots) and for the mythical blueberry cheesecake that I had the good fortune of having at dinner during my first week at Cal. And then, I never saw it again. On some days I think that the cheesecake was too good to be true, and that I must have just dreamt about it while actually chomping down on a vegan lemon bar. \n\nThe third star is simply for the memories. I can't help but feel an ache in my chest when I pass by during dinnertime these days. Lucky freshman with meal points- I can't afford to pay 9 dollars for a bad dinner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Iz2SZaImsrBtOcd-oRjMrg", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "wLhyagi0PkAUdZK40s5PPA", "text": "I will never pass up free food. \n\nNEVER. \n\nAnd this is the perfect example. After spending the afternoon galavanting around Oakland with fellow Buckeyes, I met my friend in Berkeley to catch a ride back to San Francisco. Before we hit the road, she offered to treat me to dinner at one of Cal's fine dining establishments. Who am I to resist  college food?\n\nThe aesthetics of this place puts many dining halls to shame. Very industrial, lots of cement, silvers and greys, natural light and oddly shaped rooms. There's even a fun courtyard in the middle but you are boxed in by walls of windows on all four sides. Don't sit here if you like privacy. People will be able to see the ratio of what you put on your plate and what you actually ate. \n\nBeing that it was Sunday evening, I knew I wouldn't have the best pickings in the world. The pizza was a little cold, the \"World Market\" wasn't open and the salad bar wasn't anything to write home about. But the chocolate chip cookies were sweet and soft. And the Indian flavored chicken and rice were surprisingly flavorful. \n\nOh, did I mention it was free? I ate everything I put on my plate. And then went back for seconds. \n\nSide note that only people from snow-bound hometowns will notice: the dining trays are abnormally small. They can barely fit two of the small oval-shaped plates Crossroads puts everything on. The reason I picked up on this detail is because I'm so used to stealing dining trays for sledding. When looking at this one, I didn't know how my bubble butt would stay on. \n\nDamn you Berkeley for subconsciously attacking my body image. Apparently I need to lose some weight if I wanna go sledding in California.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Uqv8B3vCJrT0_78HCCeokQ", "date": "2008-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QqyKD0HbUlQt5eZRe6FFmw", "text": "Come here only for LATE NIGHT!!!!!!!!\n\nAt late night, everything is made per order.. prices aren't too bad if you're not a Cal Student, but if you have mealpoints, then even better!!\n\nHowever, the usual breakfast-lunch-dinner food isn't as awesome. Sometimes they taste weird, sometimes it's good.. Always a gamble eating here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fuvs3i5ywXRFo90uVt1tDw", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zdGOA7rgDSS3JtyU-rSFqg", "text": "During my first one and half years, I got most of my nourishment from either here or Foothill DC. Clark Kerr was too far and I didn't frequent Caf\u00e9 3 until I moved to Unit 3 in the last half of sophomore year. Let's face it, this is dorm food we're talking about, so don't expect restaurant-quality stuff here.\n\nThat said, Crossroads isn't bad. It just could do better on some dishes. Bacon can be hard as wood sometimes, and the veggie options are pretty bland. Well, actually, just about everything was pretty bland. But the omelets aren't too bad. And usually I helped myself to the salad bar, which, being do-it-yourself, can be as good or bad as you make it.\n\nAs for the place itself, it's actually one of my favorite places to dine based on just environment alone. Plenty of seating (though there's never enough during regular dining hours) and natural lighting, with a pretty clean decor makes Crossroads a good place to eat and study. Just watch out when they serve up a special; once, they couldn't serve tuna fillets fast enough, and ended up undercooking them. Eck.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qpQ6WRdRHvAsjW7b46pCNA", "date": "2009-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BRxq4j9wQgw9G4WWehlJVA", "text": "I mean what more can you ask for? The food is decent (edible).... always a variety, all you can eat!!!!! you can even take stuff to stock up your kitchen cabinets. I mean really, what is there not to like about this place?  It is kind of pricey if you don't eat all that much though.  Not mentioning any names, but I know people who've stocked up on cups, plates, silverware, produce, dairy, cereal...  ghetto??? yes... smart??? I think so.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jd6CokFbaQSSYDHQ1vZlUA", "text": "I only come here for late night.  If you have a lot of meal points this is the place to spend it at.  The prices are average if you don' t have meal points to use.  Everything is made to order and its your typical school cafeteria food.  Come here if you are hungry and too lazy to drive any where else for food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AkV9Y8zOph36iPZ7r-noMQ", "date": "2010-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "cb9W---I4z4jjoKDfpaKgw", "text": "I want the weed the people below me are taking because no sober person would rave about the food at Crossroads...which is fucking horrible.  Seriously, they never refill the drinks, use crappy meat, and just have terrible food selections in general.  It's pretty much the same shit every day.  And to top it off, they always run out of food so if you come anytime after 7, chances are your 8 points are wasted.\n\nGod, the food here fucking sucks.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QbFxA_E9rFRqE2f66sFacA", "date": "2009-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "Ubk9YzpnWBYvr1NAn-cESA", "text": "Crossroads sets the bar high in the realm of truly mediocre dining experiences. From its culturally invalid cuisines to its Laissez faire style of food service, Crossroads is the perfect spot to take that special someone for whom you both loath and despise. That is unless you have a meal plan and Crossroads is the closest dining establishment that accepts your hogwash currency. For if that is the case, the joke is on you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CYsrQWte0iuICYIrglVPLw", "date": "2012-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "PteNBSz23BBJrcipaj1BtA", "text": "Here's your typical day at Crossroads Dining...\n\n1. you walk through to see an amazingly built eating establishment \n2. you grab your tray \n3. you walk around through a plethora of buffet delight\n4. you fill your tray until it is heavy \n5. you sit down taking in all of the great smells from your tray of awesomeness\nHERE IS WHERE THE GAME CHANGES\n6. you find out the food isn't as great as It looks\n6a. The pizza tastes like marinara on crusty bread\n6b. the Burrito tortillas taste like paper\n6c. the soups have chuncks of soup mix in it\n6d. the meat is dry\n6e. do I have to go on?\n7. you end up hungry and having to dump all of your food in the garbage (remember to compost folks)\n\nThis is your typical visit, and every time for the last 3 years that I've tried to give these guys a chance, I have been disappointed...\n\nAt' least the food is great during winterfest....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "utaJvh52C_-WjflPpCUFLg", "date": "2010-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "tobUDZLx-NyOB0lEWS33vQ", "text": "Food here is God AWFUL. \n$6.50 for lunch, $7.50 for dinner... YOu can get way better food for less here in Berkeley.\n\nYou know, instead of doing a crappy job of cooking the food, why not just cook it right so people don't throw it away and waste it? \n\nThe ingredients are fine, it's just a simple matter cooking right. Example: Pasta is overcooked. Solution: cook it LESS\nExample: salad dressing tastes like crap Solution: BETTER DRESSING", "stars": 1, "user_id": "QM4w8DmCiMYIst1_PpKoiA", "date": "2007-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "BmV2jVCLQhwmvlu27yFJ6g", "text": "Although I am giving this a mediocre rating, this is on the scale compared to actual eating establishment.  In terms of dorm food, this place was a five.\n\nI seriously think people complain about it just because it everyone else does.  Once you are out of your first semester, \"Oh I hate Crossroads, the food sucks and I hate it\".  Oh really?  What glamorous menus are you cooking up at home or making in the hot pot in your dorm?  Nothing beats a homecooked meal, but in the life of student smack dab in the middle of a midterm-saturated semester, this place is perfect.\n\nI loved going to the salad bar, getting a big salad with all the fixings, so I can feel good about the 32 oz. soft-serve yogurt I was about to devour later, complete with Oreo toppings (might have stopped having those)...\nI never really went for the \"blue plate\" items since they all kind of looked, well, subpar.  But the place will not mess up a sandwich, soup, salad, or cereal.  Which happens to be pretty much all I eat.  Also the Fire & Ice asian section always seems to be serving something delicious, including the oh-so-needed orange chicken fix. \n\n5 stars for dorm food, 3 stars for actual food.  \n\nI'm tempted to give this 4 stars though because they did, at one point, serve the AAA-burger (or some name along those lines) which comprised of a hamburger beef patty in between a half-sliced donut.  With cheese.  COME ON!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uurK51y7d78eZz0DkwnCCQ", "date": "2009-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "fxNTNoTQczUELlqegvvY7w", "text": "I absolutely love this dining common of UC Berkeley. I used to come here every day as a student. You will find that most diners here are students, but there are non-student diners now and then because it's not exclusive to students. They serve breakfast, lunch, dinner, and late-night. Considering it's all you can eat, you can seriously get your dollars worth, even if you go without meal points and pay the cash. They also do to-go. You'll get a compostable box and cup to fill as much as you can or want.\n\nThey boast a large salad bar. You can arrange your own salad or get one of the premade ones. There are lots and lots of dressing options. There is a pasta bar that feature two pastas a day usually. The sauces are a little watered down, but still tasty especially if you're carb loading. There is a sandwich bar where you can as for custom made sandwiches or just deli meats and cheese. There is a soup bar that feature two soups a day and one is always vegetarian. There's a pizza station where at least one pizza was vegetarian. There's a dessert station. There's a soft serve machine. There's an ice tea machine. There's milk, coffee, juice, soda, whatever. There is an entree station where the main entree of the day is served along with sides. There are some ethnic stations that serve Chinese food or Mexican food or Indian food, depending on the day. Seriously, in terms of buffets, this is one of the best ones with great organic, vegetarian, vegan, lactose-free, and gluten-free options. Crossroads has you covered. When I had meal points as a student, I was happy that I was able to eat a place that offered such variety of foods and thought about how difficult it would be to assemble a 20-ingredient salad at home or having the option to drink whatever beverage you want. Imagine having to keep track of 10 cartons of juice or 20 veggies in your fridge before they expire or grow moldy. Ya get me?\n\nWhile there are some terrible dishes, none are too royally terrible. Over the couple years that I frequented this place, I managed to pick out the yummy things and knew to avoid the not-so-good. One can often hear people complaining about the terrible dining commons food, but instead of cherry-picking the bad stuff, cherry-pick the good and trusted dishes and you'll be alright.\n\nOK, so there's all this food here and what did I like eating the most? I loved the custom omelette during late night. They were perfectly made, even if the eggs were out of a carton. I also loved the late night ribs and especially the side of potato salad. I also liked the Italian wedding and chicken & dumpling soups. I liked the eggplant parm and the waffle fries.\n\nAnother thing I love about Crossroads is that they make composting real simple. When you bus your tray, all you have to do is slide everything uneaten out into a bin.\n\nyou can check out the menus here, to plan your visit:\nhttp://services.housing.berkeley.edu/FoodPro/dining/static/todaysentrees.asp", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8AwvKG3-mPDN2iX8dIOvmg", "text": "The food basically does all it has to - it feeds you.\n\nI ate here for about six days during a summer conference on campus.  At first, the set up sounds brilliant.  As much food as I want?  Awesome I am going to be happy.\n\nThen you learn all the food is made by foot, or at least appears so.  It looks like everything was mashed together in a giant tub by stomping.  The salad looks like that, the mashed potatoes look (and smell) like that, the curry looks like that, everything looks like no one gave a fuck about how it turned out.\n\nI ate chicken that tasted like rubber, rice that tasted like pudding, and vegetables that tasted like limp socks.\n\nBite after bite, nothing made me want to make full use of my buffet food ticket.  And you can't take food to go, unless you take all your food to go from the get go.  So you really have to stomach all the food you're willing to eat at once, or leave and realize you are hungry for real food, not this Crossroads bullshit, in the middle of the night, or in the middle of class, or wherever it is you were supposed to be not starving at.\n\nI would lie in my bunk bed late at night, my tummy grumbling, wishing I had eaten something fresh and wholesome for dinner, wishing I had gone to the curry place up the street, wishing I had just found some french fries somewhere.  So hungry, so sad.\n\n\nFinally, near the end of the week, I discovered the sandwich bar.  Tucked into a distant corner in the angry chaotic map of the cafeteria, I found a woman standing behind the counter.  She asked me what kind of bread I wanted and I got whole wheat.  We quickly skipped over to what kind of meat and vegetables I wanted.  I sprung for some basic tuna and mayo with a slice of American cheese.  There was nothing wrong with it.  It wasn't something I'd make at home this way, but there was nothing glaringly repulsive about eating it.  \n\nI ate the same thing until I left.  It was the only edible corner.\n\nThat, and sweet potato fries when they were available. They weren't bad either, when covered completely in salt.\n\nI also feel incredibly bad for the staff here.  Imagine the hell they catch for the awful food they serve.  The looks on their faces, of distress and apology: \"I'm sorry I have to feed you this.\"  Many of the kitchen staff were incredibly friendly, if perhaps meek and frightened.  I don't want to blame them for the food.  The big guys, whoever buys this shit and decides humans should eat it, they're to blame.  Those people don't give a shit about us or their employees.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "H9wl0xg9Jm3qVSBzCEjXgQ", "date": "2012-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "_SwfF4UbWW4w9eybCa5ubQ", "text": "Holy crap the vegi TACO meat, really tastes like real meat.  I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt that it wasn't meat but really, WOW.\n\nThis review might be a little dated.  Ok, who am I kidding, this review IS dated (i.e. 2005).  Seriously though, crazy good fakemeat for TACOS.  \n\nAlso, I have limited idea of what meat tastes like, so I suppose it might not have actually tasted like meat, but it convinced me.\n\nFYI: TACO TACO TACO.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hQ8To_s10kfhi2rc4js5cg", "date": "2008-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 11, "funny": 11}, "review_id": "UGxQmVsjgbbvDXN_YlFQDA", "text": "Small Update - Here's what I made today for lunch:\n\nSpicy Lemon Chicken Sandwich: lemon-spiced chicken from indian station, sourdough from salad bar, arugula from salad station, onions, tomatoes, cheese from deli, dash of siracha sauce for flavor:\n\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/X2gKwUYR1CQ51XCpKU1_gQ?select=z3IuluQ6Z2lBOUf6EG3MCg\n\nCrossroads and I have had a long relationship. Other than eating here regularly when I was a freshman, we cross paths only during the summers (of love?) because I get to eat here for free (yay for working for the school).\n\nI won't say Crossroads is terribad because it's not too bad when you can get creative with the dishes. What I will say though is that any one station's combination of protein, vegetable, and carb is a bad choice. Everything is underseasoned as well so add some salt +pepper.\n\nAs a cook, I've just taken all the possible ingredients there to make my own dishes instead of eating their standalone things. Here's some examples I've experimented with based on what they've had. I'll go from simple (few stations) to fancy (alot of stations):\n\nBreakfast Tacos: eggs from blue plate, soft taco shells from vegetarian entree, red onions from salad bar/bagels, tapatio/tabasco from the tables, breaking up sausage/ham/something optional\n\nChicken Pasta with Spinach: break up grilled chicken from grill station, pasta + cream sauce from pasta station, add spinach from salad station, mix together\n\nPork Loin Sandwich - pork loin from blue plate station, 2 slices of toasted sourdough from the salad bar, spring mix from the salad bar, chipotle mayo from the deli, tomatoes+red onion from the grill station\n\nGreek Chicken Wrap - shred a grilled chicken breast from grill station, greek salad from the salad bar, hummus from the deli, \"naan\" (it's just pita) from the Indian station\n\nYou, too, can turn shit into gold. (YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2009-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0lHjEN3G3NP4YJh4PxS2lQ", "text": "My favorite item here is the Portuguese Chikcen. And I like to order it along with boba tea with extra 99cents\nMy mom said the overall food in this restuarant  tastes like Macanese food. I don't know about that, but I like this place, the price is ok and I feel comportable sitting inside.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3VTdZgkOw7qdwDtEnRh-1A", "date": "2010-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0xl4nk-jfrRVWD9lm9KDlg", "text": "prices are fair and the food passes\n\nI have ordered there spicy string beans, mongolian beef, and pork fried rice, and none of it was half bad.\n\ntry the boba honey tea\n\nanyway, i have had my eye on the chicken chow fun so i will definately go back  :-D\n\nHowever, i must note, my friend did throw up once but i would like ot think that its because she was already sick before we got there...eww", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o9zhrbHlaMhW9-dxxfOy5w", "date": "2008-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "16yjeaR7Xk85lShANxZewA", "text": "Lotus House used to be my go to place as an undergrad. The only good thing about this place is that the food is cheap and it doesn't take a long time for you to get something to eat. Excellent for a student cramming for finals and such. \n\nThe food is ok, it isn't that great. And the sauce and ingredients are typical of what you would find at a supermarket. On top of that, it is unhealthy for you. Some of the dishes they make are salty as well.\n\nBesides needing a quick bite to eat nearby I would go to a different place with better chinese food. I mean if you have time just walk or take the bus/bart and partake on a better eatting experience at a quality chinese restaurant.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "roBtkpqSongQc82gYKOd0w", "date": "2012-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1zppnAEqyR4V8j1i-DWfSQ", "text": "i have never gone wrong with ordering something from the papers on the walls.  everything is really cheap and delicious\n\nloses one star for most of the food being terribly greasy.\n\nloses another for not having a viable option to make the teas less sweet other than less flavor powder.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aI_rzRcyzTbBp_tvYmXNqw", "date": "2009-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2SxAgN0w5uesciq08Ujh7w", "text": "Being Chinese, I do have a high expectation for Chinese food. And this just doesn't cut it. I will divide the review into sections:\n\nFood: If you haven't had much Chinese food and prefer your food extra flavorful in salt and (maybe?) MSG, come here. Otherwise, the food isn't that great. I ordered multiple items and they've all been failed in different regards. The broccoli was overcooked. The noodle was made separately from the rest of the dish, which is convenient but you can taste the difference. Most of the other dishes are acceptable but not good. But it's good enough for Berkeley students who haven't ate since 8AM.\n\nDrinks: The drink is decent, but not good. The pearl is hard and not chewable. But the milk tea portion is good. The flavored drinks (I ordered almond) is decent in the sense you can barely taste the extra flavor. But I don't think it's worth it.\n\nService: I did NOT like the service. I had to pay in cash because they had a lower minimum in which debit or credit card will be accepted. The guy literally gave me 99 cents in change. That annoyed me.\n\nDecor/Location: It is conveniently located near school. The place is nicely decorated as well.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DzYCk-QXbdd9oRwmQy5ftg", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4N_5bE9yk2uEnePpwO0ppw", "text": "I have a love and hate relationship with Lotus House. On the one hand, I am grateful for the late night goodies it has--porridge soup, corn rice, boba. But on the other hand, its consistency (or lack of,) has disappointed me so many times. \n\nAs of late, I am pretty disappointed. The honeydew milk tea w/ boba is usually my staple here. I have always depended on Lotus House to not only have the honeydew milk tea, but to make it to perfection. I recently had the drink again and was deeply saddened. It tasted like bubblegum, left a horrible after taste, and the boba was way too soft.\n\nThe food here is not bad, but also dependent on what you order. The dishes I would recommend are the beef noodle soup, corn fried rice, and tomato fried rice.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cNgs9Dk2GNB5hYrcMzfZXA", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "54T6mWBptjvY3FRVoeapxw", "text": "After a LONG hiatus from Chinese food, I decided to give Lotus House another try. \n\nGot the broccoli and beef over rice for 6 bucks. It smelled hella delicious maybe because I haven't eaten since my 8am class. But after digging into my dinner, I began to taste the massive amount of MSG. The gravy was disgustingly thick, aint my style yo.\n\nNEVER GOING HERE AGAIN", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bSIEMT8vFcKbwMve8Z0zhA", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5K0-4jrIc_YEzv8UJ4wy4w", "text": "I went to there to see a friend of mine and ordered the food there. We had (1) Baked Pork and Fish Rice and (2) Baked Portuguese Chicken Rice and two pearl teas. \n\nThe price is alright and about $10 a head. However, the quality of the food is so so.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vSciblvA9_ha0sJwIVA4Mw", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5pl2YLGROZNKSB3kYyCbhg", "text": "Ugh.  I like a few dishes, but for the most part I don't think I've ever walked from this place completely satisfied.  It's the only place that serves milk tea at 11 am, but it's always too powdery and their default order uses green tea.  Ech.\n\nIf I were to recommend a dish I would suggest...you know what? Just go to mandarin house.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RqDYp0kYx9g8f96lzSfj6Q", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6AxXlLg1hXxjfoGuzZXeUA", "text": "Probably the best Chinese food on the south side of Berkeley. My friend who went to Taiwan for 6 months came back and the first thing he wanted to eat was more Chinese food... from Lotus House. And another guy straight from China, Lotus House is also his preferred Asian food of choice. That sounds like street cred to me.\n\nService here is no good. And I don't like the many flat screens of Hong Kong and Taiwanese pop stars, but if you can get over that (or do take out), then the food is pretty good.\n\nPeople like their scrambled eggs over something rice. Also, their black bean beef was delicious, and their wonton soup--while nothing to write home about--hits the spot on a cold night. \n\nThey probably have the best boba drinks--slightly edging out Sweetheart's--but it's on the pricier side.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2010-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6-eaTqxC9WtCJhEFai2O8A", "text": "Lotus House has proved to be a solid Chinese restaurant at a decent price with decent portions. It just isn't anything special, with no single dish that I can absolutely rave about.  But for filling an empty stomach, it does alright.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "z0M0T6cPikJsSMNG9rQYIA", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6VUVrX0NXF3yunR7aJGz7A", "text": "Lotus House has the best selection of Chinese food on campus. The food isn't amazing, but it's pretty damn good for what you're paying.\n\nI first had Lotus House when my friend bought me porridge when I was sick. It was a bit too watery but it was good enough. After that, I started trying more and more dishes, just to reminisce and fulfill my Hong Kong cravings. My favourites are the portuguese chicken rice plate, beef chow fun with black bean sauce, and singapore curry rice noodles. Things do tend to get a little greasy and heavy, but I usually split my order into several meals so it's all good. Food comes out fairly quickly, and the employees behind the counter are fun to talk to in Cantonese.\n\nThe restaurant itself is really well-kept, clean and classy for what it is. There's a lot of seating room, and they have a back area, too. And TV's! This is always a good place to have dinner with friends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7HVnujpXMSTWiSR2FLlXyQ", "text": "So if you are in the \"Ghetto\" area and you want Chinese this is the place to go.  Lotus House is tasty and cheap... much tastier than the other Chinese options in the immediate vicinity.  If you are adventurous try some of their HK stuff that you typically don't find in the run of the mill Chinese restaurants.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SpykZOoHAvyJH-7H2U4ekg", "date": "2008-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7-qDZZqNVy5htIUZ7Umq7g", "text": "The sign says \"Best Tapioca in Town\"... NOT!  The do have good selection of bubble tea and the counter lady was patient while I deliberated on which one to choose. I ended up having the coconut milk tea.  Not great but not bad.  Certainly not in the \"best in Town category\"  Food - IDK.  Most of it seemed geared to the carnivore crowd.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gP4krxEM93II-mVaf6348Q", "date": "2007-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7WnilWJcoYP7ZX7FuPQmuQ", "text": "As the management changes here, the food gets progressively sloppier.  I used to feel good after eating here, now I feel like a greaseball.  The food is okay, the positives are the quantity of food as well as a late night spot to hit up when you have limited options.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "e9O2hxux9rAsVUoJgS9UIA", "date": "2007-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8AB_Cr-rhbSyzJqNFmgBvQ", "text": "Accepts credit cards but with a minimum purchase of $10. \n\nTheir food is pretty good for their price. I especially love the tomato pork chop, the beef fried rice, the salt and pepper pork chops with rice, general chicken rice, and well if you like the food, the make it quite well. But of course, this isn't the best place out there, but around telegraph and durant, it easily beats all the other chinese places.\n\nIf you ask for it, they can give you a stamp card, which you can stamp each time you buy something, if you total 10 purchases, you get one dish with a value of $5.75 for free.\n\nAnd with a purchase, you can get a boba milk tea for only $0.99. A pretty good deal ;)\n\nThe seating is pretty much a small table, and the place isn't that big. But that doesn't really matter because you're probably there to get a quick cheap meal with a few friends. They DO let you move tables around, but really, don't go with 10 people in there.\n\nMondays thru saturdays are around 10am - 11:30pm\nOpens sundays too, but closes earlier around 10pm?\n\nGood place to stop by if you're around durant/telegraph looking for chinese food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uxW1SZr_MZW242GmRN-kEQ", "date": "2010-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8EX0-Fy1vLh65ujD28hTcQ", "text": "I've been here a few times because friends dragged me along---but not only am I reluctant, evasive even, to return, but also I've experienced a lack of ability to finish or consume a reasonable portion of a meal here. The food is oversaturated with MSG and other acrid ingredients that make it intolerable after a few bites. \n\nI gave Lotus House two stars because I am a fan of their fried tofu snacks and their pearl milk tea is decent. I suppose it's hard to screw up these sorts of orders. And one could argue that the \"gratuitous pizzazz\" that makes entrees overdone makes snacks savory, so if snacks are what you're looking for, Lotus House has a solid location and is very convenient. It is cash only, so keep that in mind.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "21WGkxli71IQDgDyFwbJEw", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8WJ8HlPk_gdBmZr4F_QT6A", "text": "I used to come here all the time when it was.... Old tea house ? I think? Anyways....the food is hit or miss here. Get the sesame chicken! I enjoy the specials they have for boba too, not the best boba but it's cheap if it's a special. They do maje a really good hot almond milk tea though. ...I will always remember this place as the spot \"triangle man\" liked to hang out at and watch random Asian movies on his laptop while us Cal students were busy studying! Triangle man......is that guy still around???", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wurJLbqM_iM0R64dQ8r3Qw", "date": "2010-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9hzWlzyfsW_1u7I-Za9EMg", "text": "Decided to visit this place again while we were on campus the other day. This used to be one of our favorite places to grab food at during college days. Most meals are pretty tasty and have HUGE portions. Very reasonably priced (considering the portion). Milk tea with pearls is available too and is a big plus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LgjFKquyesVjCy9SHqxb9Q", "date": "2011-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ADQe4KfuGDn5FHPFMv-PFw", "text": "I used to love the food here... then i dont know what happened. Maybe they decided to use more oil and less flavor...In any case, the food here has declined. Recently, i ordered the \"house special pan-fried noodles\", and it really was poor quality. The noodles just ended up being hard instead of the crispy that its supposed to be. Also the sauce was basically brown water with no flavor at all. The redeeming factor came in the things with the noodles, i.e. the chicken, shrimp, and thin slivers of cha-shu (bbq park). These were the flavorful morsels that had to be eaten sparingly with the noodles in order to finish. The boba here is so expensive compared to sweetheart cafe and quickly, and its basically the same quality of boba. two stars for the not so good food and expensive boba.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "04giHjWlPorAc_vvLPwj1A", "date": "2008-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AmxXiKLKQG-duQmo-0GoCg", "text": "Lotus House gots Chinese dishes\nFrom pork, beef, and baked fishes\nPortugese Chicken is my favorite meal\nPrices here are decent, not a rip off or steal\n\nThis place is right by the ghetto on the left, I like the fact that they have two areas to sit and eat, and good to go to talk and chill.  They have combos where you can get boba, but it's \"eh\".  \n\nTheir Chinese food is average, but their baked stuff is cool, and this one dish called Portugese Chicken where it's a mix of cheese, chicken, curry, and potatoes... man, if you're starving, try this out.  Must warn you, it's kinda weird when you have it, but grows on you (and not in you :).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "y35gHGquGM5lIVmaEtMZXQ", "date": "2010-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bo9iNcRFkmcfFlObCV0ghg", "text": "You know that feeling of a very particular and specific food craving that nothing else can satisfy?  That's pretty much how i feel about lotus house's portuguese chicken.  I have to admit most of the other dishes are average, but the portuguese chicken- mmm.... WOW, i literally can't get ENOUGH of it!  When I'm home in SoCal this is usually the top reason I miss being up in berkeley.  try it, if you haven't already.  It is not something that belongs in a restaurant like lotus house, but I haven't seen it duplicated anywhere else at such speed, convenience, price, and tastiness!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "85sUhjfvw3s0SfYxSPjJ8g", "date": "2011-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bujUDAE1rzBXV_VqwBR8Qg", "text": "Average, decent food, decent service. Food comes out pretty quick when not crowded. Came here often with a group of friends. They have a nice place in the back  for larger groups, and are open pretty late and stay open to accommodate groups. Wouldn't be my pick for one-on-one lunches or dinners (better places in Berkeley for that). \n\nNote -- boba is EXPENSIVE here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ii-xyI3stuKwfzSfiHvI_A", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ByeOfGlqxkr4EttmsR_05w", "text": "I love this place! Cheap, good food. Not gourmet, no, but the the garlic eggplant is delicious, as is the chow mein. Big portions. My only complaint: no vegetarian spring rolls.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5c245P4HwkeanmjUWY4ygA", "date": "2007-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c7dKN2pbrB44OL0NA0DjfA", "text": "I would totally lose my credibility if I did not update this review to one star.  The food here as gone from ok to bad. I think they changed the recipes and they are starting to take some shortcuts like simply reheating foods. The sauce that they use for the beef and broccoli has definitely changed. Now, it's like a bland flavorless slimy sauce. Yea - gross.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2vLHKl8jLgOtfeVBqqGgEQ", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CztUotNGXnMaVOpkTAtGqA", "text": "I've only ever had the boba here so I can't speak for the food, but this is my favorite boba in all of Berkeley. I always get the black milk tea - delicious without being too sweet, and inexpensive too. Sometimes the staff aren't the friendliest... but I only get boba to go so it's not much of a problem.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zk_Bzr6jUG6HYIjntBigEA", "date": "2010-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d2DeJKsT50nxA9KHZirD5w", "text": "The food is ok but not up to San Francisco Chinatown standards.  I had the beef chow fun.  The noodles had not been cooked long enough to really fry some of them .  A good chow fun should have a mix of almost burnt noodles with just cooked noodles.  They put a lot of onions in it and no green vegetables like gai lon or bok choy.  The beef was thick and too chewy.  \n\nMy daughter had the Mongolian Beef combo plate.  The mongolian beef was way too oily but the beef was good and there was plenty of it.  Again way too much onions in the dish.  She loved the Ice Crush drink she had though and the price of the drink was great.\n\nI'd eat there again if I was near but would probably want to try somewhere else first.  The prices are a bit high for the rice plates and combo plates when compared to San Francisco prices and other plate prices in the area for lunch.  No credit cards, Cash only!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TcTk5nTpHJE4WQ0w5enmrg", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DbzTdce6wjBQYj8Y6VMixw", "text": "I feel bad that this place has received such poor reviews on Yelp!  In fact this place has saved me from starving as an undergrad at Cal.  I have been here countless times as I was only a 2 minute walk from this place.  There are some crappy DIRTY places in Asian Ghetto and Lotus House isn't one of them.\n\nIf you order Boba from Quickly's because it's cheaper, you must not care about sanitation!  I feel completely sickened when I've stepped inside that heat-hole.  Lotus House is totally clean.  The staff that interacts with customers are super nice.  I never felt like I've been given attitude here--both the young man and lady who wears a baseball cap have both been polite and accommodating!\n\nYou can't go wrong with the boba at this place!  I've also had a lot of things on the menu, but the one thing was usually hit or miss was the pan fried noodles (sometimes it was crispy, sometimes it was soggy), but everything else from the curry, to the fried foods, were all delicious.  Their soups make a nice meal on a cold and rainy day.  And the honey walnut shrimp was way scrumptious.  \n\nIt's a good place to go with a group of friends or to order take out from.  It's relatively inexpensive and the portions are quite large. Their furniture doesn't look like crappy lawn furniture so it actually feels like a restaurant, and again this place is clean!  I got over the credit card thing since that seems to be a Berkeley thing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "62YhWbFZgfXUzWCcIiWgBQ", "date": "2009-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eNFYsMXt9ayCu8odoLMFVg", "text": "Ask my girlfriend, from where can you eat every single day.. and no doubt she would instantly respond Lotus House.  Her favorite is the Veggie stir fry noodle.  And of course I love it too, opting for the spicy Kung Pao chicken. All the dishes I've tried are rich in flavor. The portions are more than enough; eat this for lunch and you should be full clear thru dinner, or have leftover for dinner.  This place usually stays pretty crowded and the prices are reasonable.  And i love that they reward you with a free meal after having there meal card stamped 10 times, if you eat there as much as we do, this comes handy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "li4MC_morWY3X9MB2yRviQ", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "es-TV2Bw2dUwgoqM5mSxqQ", "text": "My first experience with this restaurant was not good because I think I ordered a bad item on the menu. (I think corn/chicken over rice?). I haven't tried it again since then, although some friends have taken me inside but I didn't buy anything.\n\nAfter looking at what other people ordered, I think this restaurant is probably better than Mandarin Garden.\n\nHopefully, I'll be back for a second time after a year of avoiding this restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vw7Zi0EXqHmhru78zyFxaQ", "date": "2009-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fiC8Y4ikfTmXpBs-nPW9Yg", "text": "This place is your typical college-area Chinese restaurant, but it's pretty good.  I don't come here expecting gourmet food and fresh seafood, so I don't know why most people are complaining about it.\n\nI've ordered most things off the menu (chow mein, chow fun, mongolian beef, oven baked __ over rice, etc) and they were delicious.  Items range around $6-$8, and they have combo plates w/ your item, rice, egg roll, and thai iced tea.  They also have cards for stamps, so you can get a free dish after buying 10.\n\nThey have flatscreens with movies sometimes playing and some random games.  I play bones most times I'm here (and killing the competition).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K6vYGHGZcYD2JMN3iedohA", "date": "2008-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FtkCBaZNuUTz00J-ZIXPqA", "text": "With Berkeley's chilly summers, I had the desire to sip on some warm soup to keep me toasty. \n\nI decided to go to Lotus House and got the Wor Won Ton. The soup was basically a hodge podge of everything you can think of (bbq pork, chicken, imitation crab, bok choy, etc.)  chillin' in some chicken broth and thrown in with some won tons. It was aiite, I mean I left content but I expected that the broth was more flavorful especially considering all the ish that was in there. \n\nA cool thing about this place is that if you spend $5, you get to purchase a boba milk tea for a buck. Considering that Sweet Heart Cafe has risen their prices so they no longer have buck bobas, Lotus Cup still delivers sweet chewy balls for a Washington (if you drop a Lincoln)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nTCF1VcR2tFoKWlFW4KRgA", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fYTzIdqp4wtYW1lcuTl6MQ", "text": "The only thing I like here is the salt and pepper tofu. It's a good snack that is cheap and will satisfy your craving for munchies! Food here in general is just not that good.. but it's one of the only Chinese places around and it's cheap so people come here to eat. \n\nTip for new students: If you're planning to come here often, get their meal stamp card!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "py-UckmYUQp-LjZ2iUf5dg", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G07-TubRkpYVyaByfkompA", "text": "3.5 stars \n\nI think this place really is one of the best place for Chinese food in Berkeley (that is close to campus and relatively cheap).\n\nThey also have good combo meals if you're feeling more hungry (meal + boba + egg roll) \n\nYou should also get one of their loyalty cards if you plan on coming here often! You get a free meal if you get 10 stamps. \n\nMy favorite things to get here are the noodles, but I would STRONGLY advise against getting any of their pan-fried noodles. I thought it would be the good kind that I always crave (crispy noodles with some sauce and veggies on top that soften the top half of the noodles. mmmmm!) but instead the sauce they use is full of msg or something because it's straight up like gelatin when I get it and I always end up having to literally scoop the excess 'gelatin' into a cup...it's pretty gross...\n\nRegardless, that is just one category/section of dishes that I don't like. Everything else here is very good and they give huge portions so I think it's a good value for students. It's also open pretty late so I think that also makes it convenient for those of us who run from campus after meetings/studying late at night. The appetizers and snacks (like fried tofu and porridge) are also super comforting.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G87pz7JXc8nif7ps9zs8CA", "text": "The food is just horrible. Everything else is okay, not expensive, service isn't bad, the food comes out pretty quick too. But really all the dishes I had there tasted horrible. Maybe it was just my luck? I don't know. I went several times last semester to help my friend collect the stamp thingy so she can get a free meal in the end(?). Not going again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "yVUuGtKwofC4zIHSGxD-Cg", "date": "2008-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gHphRDQYwL0jQVx2de7xpg", "text": "There's nothing wrong with this place no matter how you slice it. The problem is - there's nothing special about it either.\n\nIt's a pretty standard Chinese/Taiwanese boba joint that serves fairly decent food. It has plenty of seating so it's a great place for a group dinner after a meeting or a lecture. There's a combo that involves a drink + entree for around $8. I'd say that's a pretty solid meal by Durant Avenue standards.\n\nI'd probably come again for an easy lunch with some students in the area. Be mindful, though, that there are signs saying it was voted the #1 Boba in Berkeley. I doubt that's true. Sure, it's better than Sweetheart's diluted milk water just 15 feet up the street, but it's not the best.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GXsP8SZ_IDvZiu32kNMi0A", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gLVE-4qFop_0_09t9UsjZg", "text": "Although the food is relatively decent, the atmosphere created by the unfriendly workers and the signs reading \"NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK ALLOWED!\" and \"CLEAR YOUR OWN TABLE\" really negates the experience. Make sure you ask for a stamp card, because the workers won't mention it to you.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JpT506kXE2ugTAOIZv6nLA", "date": "2009-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g-m8ZRZJp33pX3Poymm3rg", "text": "I was presently surprised by this place. My fiance and I have been here quite a few times and its argueably one of our favorite chinese restaurants in the area. Ingredients are always fresh, portions are very generous. I don't know how they cook their food, but seriously, its really flavorful and not that greasy. A big plus is that they serve tapioca drinks here too, so that makes me happy. I always have a good dining experience when coming here. No complaints. The pricing is very reasonable and they offer a wide selection of food ala carte, specials and rice plates. I love their salt and pepper squid appetizer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "X-LJnzta0m9AvMuXqcgmPg", "date": "2010-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gOYf2O8bmJU6JKhO4UUK1w", "text": "Sometimes I stop and wonder why I like lotus house so much... lol... \n\nTo be honest, the place does not look sanitary, period. I'm always afraid to imagine what goes behind the kitchen curtains....... or what's in the spicy chili sauce......\n\nBut... food tastes good to me! I don't know if it's the MSG or what, but it always seems like a pretty good deal to me when I order the eggplant dish or pineapple fried rice. I've tried a ton of their dishes, some much better than others of course, and lotus house just ends up being a place I come fairly often~\n\nTheir milk tea is also pretty good, nice that it's $1 with a meal.\nService just ok, but wouldn't expect anything much anyways.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3rYnm-3aPU-rtOrqWkhqoQ", "date": "2010-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hSUQO8tjXRTLOsBjBtz5lA", "text": "Lotus House is great for hungry, college students. However, I would NOT bring my parents here. I ordered pineapple fried rice, but the rice and chicken were hard and tasteless. The place doesn't look that clean, and I think they used day-old rice to make their fried rice platters. I'm just not a big fan of any places in the Asian ghetto anymore, and I definitely won't be coming back to Lotus House anytime soon.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "r9-HdNseh-ixxpBf5n9EIw", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IbfaQT2FK2scMjMFx09n-Q", "text": "I came here while craving chinese food and decided to give this place a try. I got the mongolian beef combo with the boba to go. When I got home, it turned out that they completely messed up my order and what I got was this fried crap made out of flour. It was a really bad experience. To top things off, their boba tasted really watered down as well.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cpeJ-3pVmtrCUyaQm6zeHw", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IEGzJsiNpu2UAtnGWOrh6Q", "text": "Cheap, excellent boba!! This place has the best boba milk tea I have tried.\n\nHowever it is unfortunate that you need to make a 10 dollar purchase to use credit/debit card. I always forget this and end up leaving the store with nothing...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IJl3kAkJNzqZwq98PiBqNQ", "text": "apparently people love this place.. i think it was decent and price was okay.. i didnt really think there was anything special about this place...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6CzaYVsBp3Boy5dRhztCXw", "date": "2010-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j2z2dBaOLoejvX02RiHQEg", "text": "I've only been here a few times, but I've never had a bad experience at this location. I don't know how this place compares to the newly opened Happy Valley, but I feel that the latter might be better in some regards.\n\nMost of the food here is delicious... if you don't mind heavy grease and massive amounts of cornstarch. It's not really a problem unless you eat it many times a week, but I try to avoid the typical Chinese restaurants because of the ingredients that they use. Regardless, the portions here are pretty good: for $6 you can get a hefty plate of fried rice, fried noodles, or a meat+white rice dish. You can't go wrong if you consider only value.\n\nThe porridge ($5) here is okay, but it can really hit the spot for someone who is sick. \n\nThe salt and pepper tofu (~$2) is excellent. A good amount of deep fried tofu topped with scallions and jalapenos makes for a good snack or a separate dish and can be easily shared between many people.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Httk6gs4_1Hn_bxvfjux6w", "date": "2012-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jaoFwU5mqxtw2JpZrM73Yg", "text": "Greasy, yummy, and cheap. Love the potstickers and chicken chowmein!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Po7z5XN2Pdp-4ha-CBouJg", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jBkpbiU2KqAECuybPufUQA", "text": "I've been to Lotus House a decent number of times while attending school here, and every successive time...it has gotten worse.\n\nThis is the only Chinese restaurant at Berkeley which serves cantonese style dishes...I think. (i.e. tomato baked pork rice something...and other Hong Kong style dishes)  I've had a decent number of dishes, and the \"chow fun\" a.k.a. flat noodle dishes have been my favorite so far.\n\nToday though...I left with a less than stellar impression.  I ordered the \"Fujian Fried Rice\", which is essentially a rice dish covered with a gravy like sauce and seafood.  My verdict: First, the seafood was quite bad...I'm definitely not a fan of artificial crab.  Second, the rice was cooked pretty poorly.  Finally, the sauce was okay on top, but as I made way to the bottom, it was essentially water (bad mixture)?  If this were a review just for the \"Fujian Fried Rice\", I'd give it only 2/5 stars.\n\nThere is a vast variety of dishes to order here and decent milk tea.  But the staff needs to get their act together, because their hygiene regime and general attitude has been going downhill.\n\nFYI: $10 credit card minimum", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3eNXSh82_4UThqhJBwkrbA", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JutLJvaz5NI7vaS7ZPH27w", "text": "First-time visit.  Overall, it was decent. I was craving Chinese food and was in a hurry because this was right before my exam. Decided to try it after passing by numerous times.\n\nI ordered Szechuan shrimp to-go which I received within 10 mins. The food was not bad. Not Panda Express grade, but not authentic Chinese food (Note: this is only after one order). Somewhere in-between.\n\nThe food was simply steamed rice with batter-coated shrimp and broccoli in a Szechuan-style sauce. Didn't like how the shrimp was covered in really thick coating. Made the shrimp seem larger than they actually were. Expected a little better.\n\nIt was inexpensive, a little over $6. I'll come back if I want Chinese food \n and not being really picky.\n\nIt should be noted that they charge 10 cents for a to-go box.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mNVP9RnHydn1RL01vlp1jg", "date": "2009-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jvWwacukZe8s9XzabDrmYA", "text": "just bad. I am sure most ppl have had much better chinese food thats within the similar price range. The only reason why some ppl still frequent this place is cuz of its location I guess.  But still no. lol\n\nI am sure many of you have noticed the \"best chinese food\" sign they have out just like every other chinese restaurant. Not suspicious at all.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "y7XzbYsDOZQMILOEvJaGoQ", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kkysovHEm9o_33CBmF6tdw", "text": "Lotus House is my favorite restaurant on the South Side of campus.  Its fast, cheap, and delicious!  The mandarin chicken is one of my favorite things to eat anywhere. If I could eat it every day, I would.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6YrS79SLq8-3I6qnQznwMA", "date": "2012-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-kpM_SIPtF-nu02Rh_aB7w", "text": "Lotus House is my favorite Chinese food joint near campus. And yes, I've been to Great China. I have ordered a variety of menu items including Mandarin Beef, Chicken with Vegetables, Garlic Eggplant, Kung Pao Chicken, etc. and I have nearly always been pleased (I am not a fan of their noodle dishes). Portions are substantial and everything is in the neighborhood of $6-$7. The whole credit card minimum thing kind of bothers me, but otherwise, I heartily recommend this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sMuQMPsDPeQn9eGQZsvH7A", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kZ1Mfhih4YqhhJRrz1A4og", "text": "Um yum. I got my pineapple-chicken fried rice around 7pm... embarked on a journey through the freezing rain up to Northside (about a 20 minute walk uphill) and didn't eat it until probably 9pm. It was still somehow piping hot and delicious. I left it out for awhile as I worked on a paper and decided to eat it again around 2am... it was cold. but still delicious. How they achieved a fried rice that stays scrumptious when it's cold is beyond me, but they did it. The boba, however, wasn't the best I've ever had.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VfqkoiMTtw3_BVk9wAB_YA", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LubWCjjc-VhRIPn2yXTYEg", "text": "I went here last week, and I've got to say the food's decent. I ordered the beef pan fried noodles. I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised that they actually knew how to make this dish!! (Many of the restaurants in Berkeley think that pan fried noodles is just chow mien. INCORRECT!!)\n\nThey give pretty big portions for what you pay,  but everything was just so salty. Every bite I took got saltier and saltier. I'm giving this place 4 stars cuz for the price that you pay, you get pretty good chinese food in Berkeley that actually does not contain only SOY SAUCE, SOY SAUCE, SOY SAUCE!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eiAhLjk8yqx7PfOBgXHOYw", "date": "2008-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MZVhTWmOj4_Tjt0GUYBF0Q", "text": "Their Congee is hella expensive, but pretty good.  I get the preserved duck egg one when I'm sick and I feel awesome afterward.  But seriously?  Over $5 for that shit?  Fine I'll pay for it since I don't have time!\n\nBut I really don't think this place is that great.  I'd much rather get Thai Basil for really delicious, flavorful fried rice!\n\nSichuan chicken was good - crispy fried with spicy sauce, but sesame chicken was gross...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2010-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N0PkByiuqzV0O7VSroRvGQ", "text": "This place is getting kind of pricey, decent cantonese food.\n\nMy default dishes: black bean rock cod and 100 hundred year old egg + pork congee (if you come after 10 PM there's a discount..i think).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IeV1IcxMzPWji8ZYXDzmUw", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nmdyq6QHQcgtHKHYEl48KQ", "text": "You can all kinds of Chinese cuisine there. But a bit of skills of order are needed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cI8o0ZwAzpGe3_zwsRT6yg", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NQXvOGKJNGdt0TYUM8CB0A", "text": "Food: 3/5\nService: 2/5\nConvenience: 6/5!!!\n\nOverall: 3.5/5\n\nThis is part of my Berkeley retrospective series. Then again, I just barely graduated a few months ago, so not much of a retrospective, hum? Anyways.\n\nThis is your typical Chinese food joint, and would be abandoned if in the middle of downtown SF. Why, then, is it packed at odd times of the week (i.e. random weekdays and never on weekends?) Why is the customer age base unusually young? And why are there so many Asian restaurants on a relatively unnoteworthy street clustered together? This, my friends, is the power of convenience for a giant public university of mostly walkers.\n\nNow, getting to the food:\n\nYang Chow fried rice - when the chef is in a good mood, a nicely done dish, seasoned to a respectable saltiness and not too oily. When not, there are white clumps of rice stuck together and the dish is nasty overall. I order this frequently.\n\nSchezuan chicken - tried it with plain rice, fried rice, fried noodles. The sweet sauce adds a bright touch, but is overpowering. Chicken can be variable, from just right to way too tough.\n\nBeef chow fun -  Generally good, but the ratio of beef to chow fun can vary. I've had better but not in the vicinity.\n\nChicken/shrimp in pan fried noodle - a HK specialty. The presentation is OK, but I felt that the sauce used was excessive. Less sauce and more care to the production of said sauce would be welcome.\n\nDrinks  - unremarkable. The Thai place a pace across has much better Thai tea. Don't really order any other drinks here.\n\nChili sauce - standard fare chili oil. Of course I've had better, though not necessarily in Berkeley. \n\nNothing remarkable about the service. Cashier takes your order, you pick up. Table cleaning can be somewhat delayed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BH0ztyrJa1IWuJYEcvfYRA", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oOOFQbpmuTTaCZ74XjLedQ", "text": "They have good milk tea, I tried the canataloupe and the boba had a good chew and the flavor was really good. Their pudding tea does not have boba, but something else, the flavor was good, but it was like really soft grass jelly. \n\nThey were voted \"Best of Berkeley\" for Chinese food, so of course I had to give it a shot. They had really good black pepper chicken. All in all, I was impressed and if I ever get the hankering for Chinese food, I'm running to Lotus House.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q_cYc9EJN1fzV7zwzc6MkA", "date": "2011-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OSt8_U_JnMqKtaGh-m2PJg", "text": "I was going to give a 5 but I decided against it.\n\nI only go to this place for Boba. It's like effing amazing. It's almost on par with those from Ten Ren! It's kinda expensive but it's definitely worth it especially with a guy who's constantly calculating how much calories he is consuming. For me, every bit I consume better be worth the money and calories. Because a bad cup of boba leaves me very unhappy and another 30 minutes on the treadmill to burn off the calories. \n\nAside from my poor humor, I am glad even after they changed owners, the boba stayed good. The food was definitely better back in the days. I guess this is why I gave it 1 star less cause I can no longer go there for the food. But this is not to say the food is bad, it's still decent.\n\nO, the line can be long so try to go at odd hours.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2mNSrmc6EuVfR1SkUVs5Cg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "osxOf7LwNoCI2v2MxmjEPg", "text": "Out of the Chinese places on Southside, I think this one provides the best quality compared to the rest. I usually get the szechuan chicken combo plate because it comes with an egg roll and a thai tea that usually fills the void in my stomach nicely.\n\nDining by the window has a nice people-watching entertainment quality to it, but sitting in the back is where to go for a private conversation where you aren't likely to be happened upon.\n\nThe only downside for me is the Cash Only policy usually necessitating a trip to the bank.\nSpeaking of prices, the value would increase drastically if everything was at least a $1.50 cheaper.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AckthJikDsJq_56DLd5_8g", "date": "2012-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ox9coLjymsPzctgaoY53Vg", "text": "4 stars for their black milk tea! I love that shit. The other drinks are meh and the food is meh, but the black milk tea (easy on the sugar) is awesome. It's not overly sweet and it still has the \"tea-like\" flavor. It's way more expensive than its nearby competitors, but it tastes so much better, probably b/c they actually use tea instead of some powdered mix. I'm still docking a star 'cause of price. And they've charged me different amounts for the same drink on different occasions so I guess they overcharge me on some days. Plus they won't give you the special price if you get it w/o boba which NEVER made any sense to me since getting a drink w/o boba costs them less.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N6A8K4132vRIs48BFipSkw", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p16yg2RHwLzfHtEA4XcHVg", "text": "Price pretty good, food pretty good. But don't try something like duck dishes here. I made the mistake of trying a duck + rice combination (forgot the exact name), and it was more like duck bones with very little actual meat. Haven't been here since long, but good place to go when you're in a rush and you don't want to go too far from campus.\nHowever, if you're in a big group and you're looking for a place to eat at like 11PM when all the other places are closing - go and ask them if they're willing to stay open. They did that for my group, and they were our lifesavers then (we were a group of college kids who were starving after a big club event...so you get the idea).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pPsFQ96752wD-gdW0T6EHw", "text": "This place is a boba shop and a restaurant combined, so I'll review both components separately:\n\nBoba\n\nI was told this place has the best cheap boba in the Asian Ghetto area.  Sadly, I must disagree.  The pearls were a little hard for my taste and the milk tea was powdery, although it did have an interesting flavor.  I have tried some of their other flavored tea drinks (minus the boba) and they're a little better.  The 99 cent specials are nice to grab on the go - I'm partial to the kumquat tea.\n\nI don't recommend this place for boba, but their fruity teas are worth checking out (the discounted ones, at least).\n\nFood\n\nThis place is cleaner and nicer than the other Chinese places in the ghetto.  It's a bit more expensive, but not bad for the price.  There's a lot of seating available, especially in the back behind the counter so it's a good choice for larger groups.\n\nThe food is nothing special, but better quality than Mandarin House.  There are no dishes that stand out to me in particular but at the same time there are none that are atrociously bad.  Everything is just about average.  All of the Cantonese style dishes I've tried have a distinctively non-Cantonese flavor to them, but really, that grievance is minor.  In truth, if all their dishes just had more flavor in general, I would not have even mentioned it.\n\nThis place is worth a try, but not really a place I think is worth returning to very often.\n\nAlso, be warned, this place only takes credit card if you order $10+ in food - a bit annoying and something to keep in mind.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x3NLF32dUj-IcjiZuYW4bQ", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qGw7ARQbxadGEJyDoFBdSg", "text": "Not bad, really not terrible. I can see how people come here every once in awhile on a crave for Chinese food, which is how I ended up here two nights ago.\n\nThe food was a little bit too greasy, and the string beans were a little bit uncooked. The mongolian chicken was good though, and I enjoyed the green bean milk tea with pearl. I like the combo deals that they have on the first page of the menu - this place is definitely not very expensive. For the mongolian chicken, Thai iced tea, eggroll, string beans, green bean milk tea, and a TON of rice, our meal was only $15, thanks to the combo deal. The restaurant is clean and in a convenient location (right next to my apartment). The kitchen staff seem very nice too.\n\nOverall, three stars! Maybe 3.5..\n\n**Edit: I noticed there were no business hours posted on this page, but another plus is that they're open super late - 11:30pm on Wednesday nights.. can't say for sure the other days of the week, but probably the same!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gDxSpme9duJavbNusoRRmg", "date": "2009-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qT2O8wV-1VCPrCAeApXIrw", "text": "I actually love this place. I am a regular and alternate between a few dishes.\nThe Mandarin Chicken is hands down the best thing ever. Whenever I have a craving for Chinese food, I come here. Other dishes I enjoy are Basil Chicken, Chicken and Broccoli, and Cashew Chicken. I like the chow fun dish as well. Of the soups, I've tried the wonton soup and the egg drop soup, and I enjoyed both of them.\n\nI don't like the pan fried noodles or the dishes that are usually better at americanized restaurants like orange chicken. I do know people that love both of these dishes though, so it's really up to you to try them.\n\nIf you are one of those people that like thai iced tea, there is a combination deal that has an entree, an egg roll, and thai iced tea for around 7 bucks.\n\nMy friends and I go here all the time. Your food is prepared so quickly. It is pretty cheap (around 6.5 bucks). I usually split it into 2 meals, so it's pretty cost effective.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6z_n2IfscERIIukSEChMsQ", "date": "2011-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QXA4ln3XqRl-yzSG71WiqQ", "text": "Lotus House is pretty good. They dishes are pretty standard Chinese dishes. Sometimes they are either really saucy or a little on the bland side. But I definitely enjoy going there. It also nice that they have a lot of indoor seating, unlike the rest of the restaurants in \"Durant Food Court\". There congee is really good when your sick, and I really like their hot almond milk tea on a cold day.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Pkx9FFOC6LAWmnFmbJIRUA", "date": "2010-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rNz3-2goezmv1hQVbtQJvg", "text": "Try the Spicy Beef Noodle Soup! Super yummy, but too much is bad for the tummy", "stars": 3, "user_id": "swyviia3U0z5O4lmVIr5bQ", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RVcduYv8pq6Q9CU-pcfTCA", "text": "Lotus house isn't any special Chinese restaurant in the Berkeley area.  It's just one of the many choices one can choose from when they're near Durant.  For $6, you're full and have leftovers for the next day.  It would take me a while to fill up that frequent buyer card because I would rather go to the other restaurants nearby.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6fXELvdyHQHYlFD1QGd9nA", "date": "2012-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rxSV4Rbxxnjj95s4PDIkkg", "text": "Meh. Haven't eaten here too often, but the food is just average. Not exciting enough for me to ever want to come here. The only fun part about this place is they actually have nice places to sit and a functional bathroom (quite rare in this college town).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RXykxCLafiWBbc5QcGtZIg", "text": "It's time that I review this place...I've been here a lot of times and I don't know why I keep on coming back.\n\nI usually get their combination platter with boba and chow mein. You add for the boba (50cents) and add for chow mein upgrade (instead of fried rice). For meats, they have a good selection of how you want it cooked, I usually get schezuan beef. Warning though, their breaded meats is usually just breading. You can't taste the meat that much. I feel like you should opt for a meat dish with no breading! Oh, their dishes are realllllly oily and greasy.\n\nA lot of students come to this place cause it's cheap. It's chinese food... and everyone loves chinese food. Prices are decent, but not the best for the quality... I think if I want CHEAP chinese food, I'll go to Chinese Express instead.\n\nThe people here are nice and sweet though :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JUVrvvLSLA90AEc7Jk9-tQ", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SNuobMeSjJqkBJRp-SKuew", "text": "Consistently good, cheap Chinese food.  Good boba tea too!  Last time I was here, a few days ago, the cashier put on a medieval soap opera right above our heads, which was kind of annoying.  It seemed like most people were getting take out, which seems like a great idea, since you end up with lots of leftovers anyway.  I ordered one of the specials posted on the wall, the seafood soup which comes with tofu and carrots, and I loved it.  It also provided me with two servings of leftovers - quite a generous portion for the $4 or $5.  I also love their heaping plates  of Singapore noodles.  Next time I will get take out, though.\nA Couple Days Later: No annoying soap opera this time, but I ordered the oven-baked spare ribs.  I loved the sauce, but the ribs were more like pieces of fat.  So I would recommend the oven-baked seafood dish instead!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WKtSpOHEJ08nsngYqflVqA", "date": "2010-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T6-K9hMTKekxGC3dmaJqUg", "text": "Tapioca sucks here. Balls= no taste, tea= no taste. Don't expect to get your drink that fast b/c the cashiers are usually busy giving ppl their food orders. Food is pretty good though. One of my favorites to get here is the Malaysian rice stick noodles. I love the curry powder that they put in the noodles. The only thing is that they use a lot of spam in their dishes instead of \"real\" meat. What do yu expect for $5 bucks though. This is the perfect place for college students to grab a quick bite before class. Nothing special, nothing classy. You could probably make the same dishes at home if you weren't too lazy to cook or do your laundry in the last three weeks.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oFmmwBJZY4Rtt7GM1_Y7TA", "date": "2007-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T8dvTWXPXncC6FNahofxfw", "text": "Lotus house is pretty average. It's better than Mandarin House in Asian Ghetto, and definitely doesn't give me the extreme indigestion like Sun Hong Kong, but it still definitely isnt close to authentic Chinese food I can get in Cupertino or San Jose. Still, I haven't had better chinese food around the UCB area than here. I got the seafood fried rice (I actually don't know what it was because I didn't order, but it was fried rice with some seafood cooked in a thick broth layered on top) and the mongolian beef. The fried rice was okay, but the broth part bothered me a bit. The mongolian beef was pretty good; the meat was actually pretty tender and the sauce was surprisingly spicy. Overall, it was a good meal, but it defintely isn't the best chinese food I've had.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QE6rUOCcCGi8VQVVjU47Lw", "date": "2011-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TjreELZuI79-ZQ8FuXigpQ", "text": "Miles above mandarin house and every other nearby south side chinese place in terms of quality.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tNGtz0iHid7_6jpEAnlRnw", "text": "No one makes my peach green tea with lychee jelly quite like Lotus House. I used to come here all of the time when I was a student at Cal, and some times I find myself craving their pan fried noodles or salty peppery tofu. Now I make sure to stop by here to at least get myself some pearl tea whenever I'm in the area. They are usually pretty quick to prepare your food and bring it out for you, the prices are very reasonable, and it's open late so it's perfect for a hungry, procrastinating college student!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YlnOzp45KWr1-VGN1WIJoA", "date": "2010-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tRnoZ_1PEAFVhq9i6FVvaQ", "text": "Cash only.\nFrequent location for starving college students. \n\nMy favorite dishes: \n1. fillet rock cod with corn\nThis dish has a healthy portion of corn and egg on top of the fish. It's like a hybrid between corn soup and a rice dish. \n2. salt and pepper fish\nThis dish also has fillet rock cod on top of rice. The rock cod is fried and covered in salt and pepper, the opposite of fillet rock cod with corn.\n\nIf you are a frequent Lotus House customer, get their frequent buyer card.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2012-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tX3q70zw23O4b6jigRJInw", "text": "Berkeley is a college town. I expect college prices and good food!\n\nThe pan fried noodles were sloppy and gross. The noodles they used were like ramen and the sauce was SUPER salty! \n\nThe boba is also a lot pricer here when you can go around the corner for faster service. \n\nOne word... BLEH.  \n\nP.S. There is a $10 on credit cards!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gA4MiXjhX9iZmqkIgMxWjw", "date": "2007-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U6w8WdFNTKPnDSMaFyiS6g", "text": "Lotus House is one of the better Chinese places in Berkeley. When I go here, I always get the spicy garlic eggplant. I usually like my meals with tons and tons of meat (and therein, protein), but this egg plant is so good that I'm not missing it. Some will find that Lotus House is very heavy with their sauces (which I agree with), but I personally prefer more flavor to blandness so I appreciate it. The dish I get is priced at $5.75 and most are around $6-7 so it's pretty affordable no matter what you get.\n\nLotus House is pretty quick at delivering your food promptly and the restaurant itself is pretty clean. I like the upper floor that you're able to dine on: it's quite isolated from everything else so it's not crazy loud as the eat in areas for other places in the Asian Ghetto.\n\nCouple notes: remember to get utensils by the door if you get takeout! They accept credit card. There is a stamp card that you should get if you're a regular.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UKrWTVh7ZPvod3btqtIPbA", "text": "imho it's the best place in the immediate vicinity of the asian ghetto (though that's not saying much). Portions are very generous, and the food is good, though not great. The food also tends to be salty, but it's inconsistent in this regard. Usually it suits me just fine, but occassionally it's unbearably salty. It's also open late.\n\nedit: I've been finding hair in my food lately.... so I have to lower my rating. I should lower it more, but I'm hoping that it's just a temporary thing. I half expect to find an occasional hair at a place like this, but the recent frequency is a bit much. Alas, I no longer have a default place to go in the asian ghetto.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B0y3xh12x1OqEzP01va1ow", "date": "2007-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UTCU_B9F1GKaxLclNyYbrQ", "text": "Really ideal for college students -- cheap, good, and in a convenient location. I had the salty fish fried rice, szechuan shrimp, and salty pepper tofu. Salty fish fried rice was good, a little more salty than I've had before. Szechuan shrimp was really good, and the salty pepper tofu was good as well (though also more salty than I'd have hope)\n\nThis is the only Chinese restaurant I eat at Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ubMaoHLNWFYp4tzT8SoeNw", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V4zvJyC3Z9wFDPqw4it_Pg", "text": "I have been here twice and I am glad I gave this place a second chance.\n\nthe first time, I did not care for the food, but it was due mostly for ordering the wrong dish--- I ordered the Combo special with Spicy shrimp, but the shrimp, was breaded and deep fried----I hate breaded/deep fried anything---\n\ni went back the other day and ordered Curry shrimps----i love how they served it in a glass Pyrex dish----the dish was exactly as my mom made it at home----the Pyrex dish just added to the home-made vibe. ----portions were decent and the food comes out quick-----this place is pefect for a quick solo dining meal----crowd was mainly nerdy Asians from UC Berkeley playing video games on their smartphones-", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mw7LJ15SZOI_QiEBm1q5GQ", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vCou3Eu0W5CQHNEBAX9E4Q", "text": "Pineapple fried rice was NASTY. don't ever order it here.  super bland, and the canned pineapples taste like they've been sitting out all week.\n\nmy friend ordered the salt and pepper chicken.  much better, but too much fat and breading.  \n\ncome here for the milk tea, not the food.  really though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "96RU_e7Kn-pbDTR0yhY0Lw", "date": "2009-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vGXmy9gTdfnAF7AMJpgDdA", "text": "Ugh I REALLY don't like this place. Their food is terrible. They have this weird thing in their fried rice that's supposed to be egg, but it's ORANGE. I'm not sure if it's just yolk or what, but it tastes kind of strange. \n\nAnd every time I order something here, I'm not satisfied with my meal. It's too \"panda express\" style for me, and I really don't like fake Chinese food. \n\nBut some of their drinks are relatively cheap. It tastes like sweethearts just a couple steps down the street, but cheaper. I like to get their green tea with pearls, no milk. I like their pearls because it's kind of sweet! Their drink is just...green tea. Nothing special.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vrTT0eWxZfCNHGQkgNpmNw", "text": "Lotus House is alright but nothing special, which makes it good enough for your average college student.  \n\nWhen I first came to this restaurant I really liked it; however, after experiencing more Chinese restaurants I came to the realization that it is one of the better Chinese restaurants that Berkeley campus area has to offer but it isn't the best compared to other Chinese restaurants out there in the Bay Area. \n\nThe food selection is quite varied, which is nice. However, I've noticed that in the past few years they've marginally increased their prices while decreasing their serving size. I guess you have to cut costs when necessary but when you do that to a college-aged demographic, they'll definitely notice it. \n\nI would recommend going here once in a while, but if you're familiar with Chinese cuisine I don't think this place will sweep you off your feet. \n\n(P.S. The boba is alright but not \"Voted #1 in Berkeley\" as its sign suggests)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cIvGYL1exRffd4qzahsC9w", "date": "2011-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VuDDtU-7hLy3gvACqhhukg", "text": "I just came back from eating here and...\nno, just no.\n\nMy order didn't taste good at all. I got Beef Pan Fried Noodles and milk tea. My milk tea didn't even come with ice, so it was all warm... and I thought the special was that it was 99 cents, but the cashier charged me 1.55 for it. My pan fried noodles.. ugh, the gravy was just horrible. It looked all gooey and suspicious. That pretty much ruined everything for me. The meat was too chewy. So much msg and salt in it. My parents own a Chinese restaurant, so I know what good Chinese food tastes like.. I thought this restaurant would be the better Chinese place out of ones in the area, but if tihs is the best one, eek, I don't even want to know how the others taste! \n\nMaybe I'm being too critical for the first time, but I wouldn't come back here. Maybe I'd come back for the milk tea, but not the food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "D1YcUF-kVwgTOymcqk9y9w", "date": "2009-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VWbH18rhONRfq0kZPCbVbg", "text": "I am obligated to review this place as I probably wouldn't have made it through school without this restaurant.\n\nMy friend and I usually came here for substantial, fast, delicious Chinese lunch and sometimes dinner.  Even though we made attempts to try different dishes, we always ended up getting only a few items on the menu because we got hooked!  BBQ pork or Shrimp Chow Mein, wonton noodle soup, fried rice, beef stew noodle soup are our favorites.  Their bubble teas are ok (and kind of necessary if you order stir fried Chow Mein which is uber peppery but soooo delicious!)\n\nThis place is probably better for take out because the tables are pretty close to each other.  Though they have more spacious upstairs dining area, it isn't pristine clean.  Oh, one more thing, every time you order, make sure to get a stamp on the card.  Once you fill up all the spots on the card (I think 8-10), then you get a free meal!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kbkNfNXNDoczfSpV61O6zA", "date": "2010-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WDHf15iAvahNyP1cOxEDCg", "text": "Probably the best Chinese place in the area, at least for it's price. Kinda greasy, though.\n\nIt's pretty good value, though, which is what you need if you're a student like me! I like getting their combo plates--main dish, steamed or fried rice (or chow mein for something like fifty cents more), egg roll and Thai iced tea, usually for around six or seven dollars depending on what entree. They serve you pretty quickly, and there's always seating available.\n\nMuch, much better than Mandarin Garden. Like I said, best cheap Chinese food in the area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "b421RZHDZxVPmxVBNtfp5Q", "date": "2009-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WdZQ_TQIzBNdS2Bd5ODG3w", "text": "I ordered the shrimp with lobster sauce.  It was cheap, filling and tasty enough to keep my taste buds alive.  Are you going to have the culinary experience of your life?  Only if you've been eating moldy cardboard boxes.  But are you going to get a decent rice dish at an affordable price?  Yes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jHjDtFD_Rjxr95UZAG1yvw", "date": "2010-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wj3a_Tu04as0NlTmwJEflg", "text": "The food here is cheap and fast. Don't expect anything to fancy, especially from the service. There's no \"hello\" or \"thank you\".  \n\nIf you want good chinese food, I wouldn't go here. \n\nIf you order \"to go\" they charge you a couple cents more.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6XSPW4GvQPtOyOmGkUoaFQ", "date": "2012-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WzaubLy_QE_8XghWNst_FQ", "text": "the food is decent & the portion for the price is definitely worth it. get a milk tea for 99 cents w/ the meal if u're a fan of boba :P", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_7uay0gB0GjpuxSou6KcjQ", "date": "2010-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xlYd1mZQyx-fgNHMqccDvQ", "text": "I went here for dinner with a friend and we ordered seafood chow fun and mongolian beef. The seafood chow fun was not too bad - I've been craving chow fun for a while, so it was satisfying in that sense, but it was too salty! We shared our dishes so it wasn't so bad; I can't imagine eating a whole plate of that myself, as much as I love chow fun.\n\nThe mongolian beef was too saucy...it didn't really taste right. We finished off the chow fun pretty easily and had a fight over who would take rest of the mongolian beef home...cuz neither of us wanted it. =P\n\nI must admit though, the price isn't too bad. We didn't finish half the mongolian beef, not because it was bad, but because we were really full already. On first glance, the portions seem pretty reasonable for one person, but one dish easily filled us both. I think it's due to the extraordinary amount of oil and sodium...\n\nMaybe 2 stars is a bit harsh, since this place is at least better than Panda Express.\n\nP.S credit card accepted over $10", "stars": 2, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2008-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xwJRBgkcxloRFzBaesyvcg", "text": "WARNING: extremely salty foods. no joke, you'll be begging for water after finishing a meal here. \n\ni only come here for plain old regular hot milk tea with boba (their fruit slushie/breezie/icee/whatever they call it are pretty gross and powdery) and their salt and pepper tofu. ask for very very very little salt on the tofu, and it will be an acceptable level of saltiness. \n\nthose are the only good things in my opinion. try sun hong kong for cheap, less salty chinese food (but it's not much better) and try sweethearts for cheaper boba.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XZk0cEl_7zqmHICFGJW9Ig", "text": "Well, their menu is cheap, and their portions are quite good. I don't drink tea, so I can't comment on the boba. I find that some of the chicken dishes are not as good, but the fried noodles, porridge and the chow fun are nice. There's a lack of vegetable dishes though.\n\nWhat I really like are the specials they put on paper on the walls. Oven baked fish is awesome and probably my favorite dish, Portuguese chicken isn't bad, mango chicken and basil curry chicken fried rice are also good. The beef noodle soup is REALLY spicy though, so I'd p ass on that.\n\nI eat here once or twice a week, so it's a staple.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YTDpZ210__k0Bjo02Sw5mA", "date": "2009-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y68t0KEJMKx7otlILyomdA", "text": "I've probably walked by Lotus House at least 20 times and finally decided to give it a try when my favorite place to get pan-fried noodles wasn't opened yet.  I noticed that they had Hong Kong style so I was game.  My husband and I were very disappointed.  The noodles were not crispy and they tasted borderline-stale.  The redeeming dish was their \"Salty Pepper\" squid.  That dish had good flavor, but cost more and had a smaller portion than at my fave down the street.  Save your money and your tastebuds and go to Sun Hong Kong!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "r6RxhlONB1nBONU7048X3Q", "date": "2009-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yfv2_k_I3hWllJUGrpAxqw", "text": "Love their food! I had a plate of pork chow mein and the portion is good size for the money as was all the other plates I saw and tasted great! MUCH better quality food than Chinese fast food chains for the same price! The only negative is that the eating area itself was hot and stuffy, maybe the air conditioning was down.  However, Lotus will be a must stop for me whenever I visit Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0K2rCK7B1XiizVf3a2e84g", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yg31h9OYmnCCpwFVUzik-Q", "text": "After helping my little sister move into her new place, my family and I walked down the block and into this little restaurant for dinner. We had a red bean blizzard, passionfruit ice, and mango ice. I wanted a green bean ice, but they said they were out :( They come with the sealed lid, which was pretty handy since my sister knocked the thing over right after she stuck in the straw. As for food, we had a beef noodle soup and those thick flat noodles (I forget the name...my mom ordered). We loved the beef noodle soup. There were lots of beef chunks, and they were all nice and tender. We liked the noodles too, but they were on the greasy side and we drank tons of water afterward to wash out the MSG.\nMy mom struck up a conversation with the cook/owner, so the service ended up being pretty good overall. The cook/owner pointed out that they received the 2010 and 2009 award for best Chinese food in the area. The place has been open for about 3 years. \nOne weird part was that the lady who finished making my passionfruit drink just left it on the counter without saying anything and looked at me funny when I went to go pick it up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o7cvqfwJ3jKvePtBSx_BlQ", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y-VqDF_3sl9BL8Kgm2T4FA", "text": "Oh, Lotus House: the first Chinese restaurant I ate near campus. \n\nFor the two times I've gone here, I've always come in for dinner with friends. First time I ordered the mango chicken, which...wasn't all that bad, but I was kind of confused as to why it was served to me in a large glass casserole dish....made me wonder if they ran out of plates or something. I felt that the ratio of mango chicken to rice was good. However, the flavor was just not there. I couldn't help but wonder if the chefs just relied on the mangos to tenderize and marinate the chicken. Maybe they were trying to keep the dish \"light,\" but if so, the size of the dish kind of eliminates that goal, haha. \n\nIn any case, I wish they would have put more flavor into the chicken itself. After I finished it, yes, I was full, but I wasn't satisfied. :(\n\nThe second time I came, I ordered the black pepper beef, which was better than the mango chicken--by means of having more flavor. There was a generous portion of beef, but I wished they balanced it out by putting more vegetables into it...to make the dish less heavy and overwhelming. Having that much beef and rice on one plate with about a 1/4 of the intended vegetables can get pretty heavy. Overall, though, I must say it was more satisfying than mango chicken.\n\nJust as the two-star rating states, \"Meh. I've experienced better.\" However, for the large portion sizes and price, it's pretty decent for a college student.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "L8qWx1ai2mnqZRuT-wjrtw", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z2OkIGbNs6jjYijFclO9dw", "text": "Since I've been learning Mandarin, I enjoy stopping in here to get lunch and meeting people that also speak Mandarin. The food here is alright, but nothing to write home about.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3B1E1auHJxj6HTnkaXFC7Q", "date": "2012-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z5GTkb7TIGiWbjF6CewRHQ", "text": "Quality: I think what makes this place charming, is the fact it tastes like something your mom would make at home. However, like with food at home, it's really hit or miss. If anything, I would recommend the shrimp chow mein.\n\nVenue: There's another room in the back and has a TV that plays the local Asian channel. \n\nAccessibility: Super walkable from southside, or take the 51B to Durant and Telegraph.\n\nNearby: the Durant Food Court, Bank of America\n\nHopes: Have more descriptions of their food in the menu. \n\nTip: CASH ONLY.\n\nWill I come back? Probably, out of convenience.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "G_eyizh36pLrsTrCO72XiA", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZBKFgerwmMkvgtqC7yHWSA", "text": "i'd only give the food here 2 stars max, but for the low prices, i'll throw in another one. Don't expect anything fancy because you get what you pay for- MSG-loaded sauces and an unreasonable amount of onions to compensate for minimal meat in all of the \"meat dishes\". Still though, if you want some decent (and edible) Chinese food close to campus, this is really the best option. Lots of people like the baked rice here, but in my opinion it's overly creamy and saucy. My regulars are sichuan beef noodle soup and mapo tofu. The beef noodle soup can't compare with anything you'd find at Liang Mama's or any other Taiwanese joint, but for the price and portion (under 7 bucks for a big bowl), I'd say it's a pretty good deal. Their mapo tofu definitely hits the spot whenever I'm feeling shitty or just having a bad day, though sometimes it can get overly salty and the sauce mixes with the rice too much. The salt and pepper tofu is a pretty good appetizer too, perfect for when I want something small on the way home from class. Don't order their drinks.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NNR1ttFWwmlRzIW2S9uvmw", "date": "2012-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Zd3ZjECFXkXVYUNL1rGYsw", "text": "Meh. \n\nSure, it was cheap, and they gave me lots of food (I got the combo plate mongolian chicken with Thai Tea/egg roll/rice), but I've had better Chinese food with similar portions @ similar prices.  (Albeit at home, not on southside.  It's been hard to find a decent Chinese restaurant over here; I'd say Mandarin House is probably better, but that's not really saying much....)  \n\nThe food was definitely laden with MSG and a little too greasy for my taste.  The Thai tea, however, I was a fan of: it wasn't too sickeningly sweet like at some Thai restaurants/tea places, but, on the other hand, it didn't have as strong of a tea (cardamom/vanilla I think?) flavor as I normally expect/like. (So, I guess, kind of weak all around...?)  I might come back and try out some of the other milk teas (test out that \"Best Tapioca in Town\" thing), but I don't plan on ordering the food here again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Ch6n_PO-zWN3kSZuh1lQKQ", "date": "2010-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZJx-3U3d3TpHgA8EYxIsQA", "text": "Maybe 2.5.\n\nMSG-sprinkled Chinese on the go! Why they are charging extra for to-go boxes, I will not know. Nor do I look kindly upon that.\n\nBut it's cheap, and it's Chinese, what did you expect?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LFdOAP83uARN2LJVU032CA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ecxD7wPIinFWKxOBqd-umA", "text": "Once upon a time, this place was great. Good portions, good food, reasonable prices. \n\nThat time is gone now. Now your pan fried noodles are some noodles from Top Ramen, your fried fish is caked in an inch-thick layer of batter, your tea is major suck, and everything else uniformly tastes like ass. With raised prices. Run far, far away from this atrocity. They don't even bother to play movies on their three TVs anymore while you wait too long for your food. Also a $10 minimum on credit cards. Why not just go to Chang Luong upstairs?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "dRSz0aNLiHOPp4sU5dms5g", "date": "2009-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "F4aPj2LNbqPJPljLbBfEqA", "text": "This place sucks. i'm on my fifth liter of water after the meal, and about to begin a round of pu-erh. the lady who worked the register was quite honest and admitted that lotus house uses msg as a key ingredient in their food. \n\nI ordered mongolian chicken which came with a heaping mound of rice, and some chow fun (rice noodles). everything tasted good, probably from the msg. nothing was spectacular taste wise but i was full before i finished my entire meal. \n\nThe milk tea was very sweet, too sweet for my taste. i had high expectations for the \"best chinese place in berkeley in 2009' and for having the 'best tapioca in town.' \n\nA disturbing scene bid me farewell as i descended the steps which passed the kitchen.  I witnessed a man (who I assumed to be a chef) squatting with his feet on the stove. His back was turned to me but I assumed he was scrubbing the stove in a best case scenario. \n\nI will not be returning here during my last year as an undergraduate at UC Berkeley. \n\nedit: two hours later, still parched from msg dehydration headache. Hello, Tylenol.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "bV046hJYivLAzuoJ3xdXAA", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JH-NGxjvyyJbBjiQIslguA", "text": "Recently, I had a chance to visit Berkeley.  It's been a long time since I've been back to Berkeley.  Lots of restaurants and stores have changed since my college days.  So when I saw the Lotus House claiming to have the best tapioca in town on their sign, I had to give this place a try.\n\nBy the way, this review is solely focused on their pearl tea drink (specifically the pearl milk green tea), rather than the decor, food, etc.\n\nThe drink that I choose for judging is always the pearl milk green (or jasmine) tea.  Why the milk green tea?  The reason is because it's much harder to make a good tea drink than a super-sweet artificially flavored drink.  If a place can make a good green tea, then they can easily make the other drinks as well.\n\nScores (1 for worst - 5 for best)\n\nTea (3.5) - The tea is not super-sweet and allows the tea flavor to come through.\n\nPearl Consistency (2) - Unfortunately, the pearls were on the hard-side.  Not quite as soft as I would have liked.\n\nPearl Taste (3) - The pearls themselves are slightly sweet but just average tasting.\n\nValue (3) - The drinks are about average value.  The price is just OK and the size of the cup is average.\n\nIce (3) - I hate a drink that has too much ice.  Not only do you get less tea, but it makes it harder to get to those last few pearls once you've finished the drink.  It also dilutes the tea when it melts.  This drink had \n\nTotal Score: 14.5 out of 25\n\nSo overall, my impression was that their pearl drinks are slightly below average.  Unfortunately this place does not live up to their claim of being the best tapioca in town.  Even without trying the other tapioca places, I would have to guess that you can find better elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zXiCwhheiqNTuBn2NNf35w", "date": "2010-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VtCe5gH9O_B0vfWmpMraVg", "text": "This place is a joke after new management came in. They don't even turn on all 50 LCDs anymore.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "tfg1Nhwx94Y4GdQHLVawbw", "date": "2007-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yo_9Mo0sqZUkRuCDBkSn4w", "text": "I go there for the pearl milk tea, but the past three times I've tried to get some, to my surprise, this place is closed! They appear to get an abundance in business when they're open, however the woman who appears to be the mom (the dad cooks and the daughter works the cash register) always seems tired and irritated. I just try to be extra nice but it goes without saying, the customer service is pretty shitty.\n\nGood pudding milk tea though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QSMf1SpzVMRNZTx6WmocjA", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "C9ADi1S0HKrT5RcnREfyUw", "text": "I admit that in my younger and naive days, I used to frequent this place often mainly due to its convenience and my desperate longing for Chinese food. I eventually moved onto Great China, but I recently went back to Lotus House after realizing that I only needed a couple more stamps on my frequent diner card to earn a free meal. Um...I don't think the free meal is even worth it. Lotus House somehow managed to mess up a staple in Chinese food...the white rice. I don't know if this is a newfangled recipe they're trying out or if I just never noticed before, but the rice was dry and almost stale tasting. My disgust with the rice almost allowed me to ignore my msg-ridden tofu beef.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Cg4ix9yhGpj_oy1nbZD73w", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bSNk_XQoAbNgY4tPa6rMSA", "text": "OK, OK... yes, the woman behind the counter speaks deplorable English.  Fine, so what?  Their green milk tea is incredible.  Suck it up.\n\n...and theeeeen.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rWad0m47ODrKbYh50TNk3A", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hH1xChkVw2lsQKo6q2OJZA", "text": "I've been here a couple of times and found the experience to be decent every time. The most recent time I went I ordered kung pao chicken (don't ask why, someone just suggested it, don't stone me) and a wonton noodle soup for someone else. As some of these other reviews mention - the portions are good. I was fasting that day so I hasn't eaten for about 10 hours and was full off my chicken and pudding milk tea boba. The kung pao chicken tasted okay - saucy and spicy with chicken breast white meat. As much as I usually like breast meat, it was a bit off w/ chinese food. Not to say it was bad. Just strange.\n\nThe soup noodle was actually quite good - nice broth and good hearty pieces of wonton and of course big portions. Definitely hit the spot on a cold night (I shared the two dishes).\n\nFor what it is - a cheap place by campus with big portions - I definitely think this place is worth checking out if not revisiting every once in a while.\n\nAlso just FYI - credit cards only for $10 or more on order.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mW21-3YZM6OpvLguA_hyCg", "date": "2009-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ie6lVi_yR0RMae69D_-mJw", "text": "I wish I could like this place more because it's so close and convenient to my apartment, and the food is actually decent.  I'm a fan of their tomato fried rice and chicken cream corn.  However, I've had such terrible experiences with the service here that I actually hate coming into this place (but I do still do it when I crave their food).\n\nThey are always extremely curt and have never once smiled or been even pleasant.  My worst experience was one cold afternoon when I got a hot milk tea, and she tipped it over on the counter and it spilled all over my precious new white wool coat.  While she did make me a new tea, she didn't even seem very sorry and still made me pay for my drink.  \n\nThe service there is just so unfriendly that I can't justify liking Lotus House even though I like their food from time to time.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QwXpGYoZ4eUE4Bp_sQWj2Q", "date": "2010-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O3UbjNUS0OAFkcbiBSJBmw", "text": "Pros:\nBig Screen TV w/ movies \n\nCons:\nFood is just averge to below averge.\nOver priced for a small plate of chinese food / drinks.\nCashiers have attitude problems. (it's normal though because they are probably getting minimum wages....)\nEverything is self-served. \n\nIf you want to kill your time with your friends, this is a good place to sit in.\nIf you are looking for good food, stay away.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "b46m-0uCf07pVOmbynolGw", "date": "2008-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R9GpbuUDuFjmNZcAVx5Q1g", "text": "I was feeling way too lazy to cook that night, so I swung by Lotus House after work for a quick and cheap dinner.\n\nI ordered the House Chow Mein, which I found to be rather disappointing. The chow mein itself was a bit bland and not very tasty, and the additional meats and veggies weren't too good either!\n\nThe last few occasions I've gone,  I've been fairly impressed with the quality of the rice plates, given the price, but I guess their noodles just don't match up!\n\nEither way, Lotus House is a great place for cheap, Asian food, but don't expect too much because you DO get what you pay for!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VHOmH-weNf97DBM_oUhRVQ", "text": "I have a real love-hate relationship with this place.\n\nLove:\nFirst of all, it's fast. So fast that sometimes I think they microwave it.\nIt's tasty. So tasty that I've had dreams about their orange chicken. (OK it's not actually dream inducing good, but it really is not bad at all).\nThey have beef noodle soup, and you can ask them to make it even hotter/spicier.\nAnd importantly it is cheap!\n\nHate:\nThe service is TERRIBLE. They will ignore you while you wait. Seriously. I hate dealing with the people who work there.\nThe boba is ridiculously sugary. I guess most probably are, but they just take giant scoops of sugar and put them in your tea right in front of you while you imagine the chemical processes that turn the sugar into fat :(\n\nOverall I do come here at least once every couple of weeks, but I've made a conscious decision to NOT be a regular. Hopefully you guys have better experiences!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2011-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w3kJCnN2WZsHFq73ai7Uiw", "text": "Lotus House is just ok Chinese food. Nothing special with its MSG-laden foods. Do appreciate that it has beef noodle soup, which none of the other Chinese restaurants seem to have, and it's also fairly cheap. Dishes are around $6-7. Come here to eat only if it's convenient.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XczRRYwEWHarTsh6dXGC6g", "text": "The food here is REALLY inexpensive and they have a very full menu with lots of options, which is very very cool.\n\nService is no-frills. They yell out your order and repeat it over and over until you pick it up... \"Kung Pao Chicken...Kung Pao Chicken...Kung Pao Chicken...Kung Pao Chicken...\" Totally reminded me of Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller's Day Off but with intonation.\n\nLots of varieties of boba tea, and it was cheap. LOVE that.\n\nFood itself was so-so... but for the price, it's hard to complain. Three-star food with five-star prices = four-star restaurant in my book.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ht4kCNNkvpOVXgCyg3KQA", "text": "We needed cheap, within walking distance, and still open at 10pm food. This is where we ended up. For $20ish we got the Hot and Sour soup, House Special chow fun, and 2 curry fried rice? I think that's what it was called. And 2 drinks.\n\nFood was ok and the portions were generous. Soup was super thick. Someone was heavy handed with the corn starch in the kitchen. The chow fun was ok. Noodles came in chucks and sometimes lacked flavor. Lacked the usual abundance of veggies. The fried rice was ok with a what seemed to be a coconut curry with shrimp and a tomato based curry with chicken. \n\nTo drink I had the pudding milk tea that I thought came with pudding but didn't. They said they ran out and asked if I wanted boba. I said sure and still got charged extra. Not sure how that worked out. Oh well. \n\nService is nonexistent but normal for these type of places. Quick and dirty. Ah the joys of eating like a college student again...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rw3HhZEQdEc1YcMNYNvBLQ", "date": "2011-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "M6TFhhvTnrOlKjEU3xeZwQ", "text": "The Honest Truth: Lotus house is my go to for chinese food in berkeley (although there aren't many chinese places in Berkeley).  The food is decent, but nothing special.  I would avoid anything with sauce as they are usually pretty saucey.  It's an average, 3-star, asian ghetto place to eat.  Make sure you pay in cash! and get a stamp card.\n\nThe Details:  I frequent Lotus House pretty often.  They have pretty fast service especially compared to thai basil or gypsy's.  I appreciate that a lot. I enjoy most of the dishes with fish.  The fish with black bean sauce and the spicy salty fish are two good options.  I also like the Japanese-style stir-fried udon.  As I said above, if you get any dish with sauce, there is usually an over-abundance of sauce.  I would also avoid the boba.  The creamer that they use for the milk tea tastes powdery and I would definitely go to a different place in Asian ghetto for boba.  They charge you a little extra if you get it to go as well. Overall, since there aren't many chinese places in berkeley, I would recommend Lotus House.  Don't expect really good, quality chinese food like you would get from oakland china town, but for a college student that wants some quick chinese food, it's definitely a good option. Lotus house ranks pretty highly  for me on my list of places to eat in Asian ghetto.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tvj8lMZ0iWAW-D_paQnSuA", "text": "Berkeley doesn't have much good Chinese food, so thank goodness for Lotus House!  I would definitely choose this place over that Mandarin place in Asian Ghetto.  They serve a lot of food for the money you pay.  I can see why some people would complain about service, but I've never had too bad of an experience there.  Nothing I wouldn't already expect out of a Chinese restaurant.  It's also a really good, quick place for a to-go meal.  The food is also really good and authentic though a little on the greasy side.  I also love that there are so many options on the menu.  They serve all the typical chinese dishes.  I always get chow fun or wonton noodles along with a pearl milk tea.  The milk tea is also pretty good considering its only 99 cents with the meal though probably not as good as sweethearts.  Also, remember to get the frequent buy card for a free meal!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B1L60uYOxaSUg0xwokPV1w", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vnxBMv_nvNkPz8RmvrahtQ", "text": "so as a first time visitor, i didn't realize how lotus house worked.  there's a small dining area in the front of the restaurant you can choose to sit to eat, and apparently there's a larger back room too.\n\nwhy am i telling you this?\n\nwell, gather 'round, kids.  it's story time.\n\ni ventured into lotus house hungry and saw the line at the counter.  Ok, cool, i thought.  i'll just put in my order, find a seat and wait for my noms and then chow before heading out to study.  so following the crowd, i squeezed into the tiny area to order, grabbed a menu to quickly decide on something as i approached the counter, and ordered a combination plate to get some sweet sugary breaded chicken concoction with rice and surprise! a tea too.  really?  you get tea, too?  and an egg roll?  that seriously has to be the best combination deal on chinese food in the bay area.\n\nwell, as i squeezed into the tiny, overcrowded front room to order and wait for a table, i lugged my bookbag over my shoulder and reached into it to find my wallet to pay.  while i did this, the chach in line next was advancing in the line and seriously in need of some education on personal space.   sure, this is small and you want to put your order in, but man, keep your jock strap on.\n\ni pay, put the wallet away, and sling the bag over my shoulder in confusion feeling pushed aside and unsure of what to do next.  the woman hands me the surprise tea (i'm sure it wouldn't have been a surprise had i just *read* the menu, but chachy mcchacherson wasn't really allowing me time to peruse) and i turn to find a decent table in what i thought was the only room to eat.\n\nchachy mcchacherson has already paid for his food, and between \"dude\" 's and \"totally\" 's i turn to find a table.\n\n...right as mr. rushy chachy mc chacherson steps forward invading my personal space AGAIN thinking i was apparently going to the back room to sit down.\n\nremember that big ol' book bag i had slung over my shoulder?  that big ol' book bag punched mr. chach right in the nads.\n\nand mr. chach actually looked at me like i did it on purpose, all the while he had been pushing me along the line and not allowing me to get past.\n\nbooo.\n\nthat part made me laugh.  my mind literally said \"let that be a lesson in personal space to you\" to the jock, and i found a table in the front window while i waited for my food.\n\nall this babble of a story is for this purpose:  lotus house has a huge menu.  but not a huge space.  take a look at the menu before you go wait in line, since during the dinner rush you won't really have the space or the time to get everything in order.  and if you're confused about where to go, there's a bunch of seating *everywhere* that i apparently missed.\n\nthe food was good- a sizable portion and as i mentioned earlier, actual combinations without paying extra for all the little details.  the tea that came with it?  perfect.  \n\ni think i vote three stars, only because without being a seasoned regular and understanding the flow of the restaurant, one can easily hit someone in the nads.\n\nand that's just not a good time for anyone.\n\nbut darn good combos. and decent tasting food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ey-4MP3wXg9byW4QFj2_dg", "date": "2009-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4LG4l6YrWwcVDDgeSNc1SQ", "text": "I've come here a couple of times before, but never really thought about reviewing it until now. Lotus House is a well known Berkeley establishment. Some might call it an alternative to Asian Ghetto, which is kind of how I see it. It definitely beats out Mandarin House, but it for sure isn't the best Chinese place around. For the price, variety, and size, I consider it pretty good.\n\nLast time, I got the Singapore Style Chow Fun. Your typical chow fun with eggs, ham, shrimp, and random vegetables. I feel like the whole dish was prepared pretty well. Tons of flavor, just a tad bit spicy, and a large portion. I shared this with a friend and it kept me full for the rest of the night. The only downside is that there's barely and seafood or spam in there for a dish of its size. You really have to dig in to find the good stuff sometimes.\n\nIf you're a college student on a budget or going to eat with a fairly sized group, Lotus House is perfect. You won't be disappointed, but don't expect the best.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h9tI2D7i6-vB-xOIeBgD6w", "text": "mann i don't know what to say. this is my second time coming here. i always come here cause its open late and an asian place that accepts cards. haha the food is okay ... a bit on the salty side. but the girl that works there was very nice and friendly", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NCKwPi-tZDQKO3XoZGYo6w", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p5pH5HDA7yjveAoK-SPsrw", "text": "Lotus House gets five stars because it's exactly what I want it to be, and it's the best at being what it is.  It isn't the first Chinesesque restaurant I would recommend to someone visiting Berkeley, but it is a personal first choice in the context of my hurried and otherwise tedious college life.  \n\nWhat I mean to say is that Lotus House is the best place in the world to go if you if you are in Berkeley, near campus, on foot, on a budget, on a tight schedule, and in the mood for Asian food.  It beats anything else in the Asian ghetto; that's for sure.  You get more complexity, variety, and olfactory pleasure for the same value and convenience.\n\nTheir menu is vast enough and the items exotic enough (at least to me) that I never get tired of it; I wouldn't have any problem with going here two days in a row.  And I always leave a little too full, because I can't resist finishing everything on my plate and they tend to give you more food than you need. \n\nLotus House is not a dining adventure, but I recommend  it in the way someone might recommend their preferred brand of toothpaste.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nTtPQ4-wBLQuY_c_UJNVNg", "date": "2007-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SKowhdv01LdQgFYa101K8Q", "text": "Ugh, this was dreadful.  I've had some bad fast food Chinese in my day but this made Panda Express look high quality.  Seriously.  I had the kung pao chicken thinking, no one messes that up.  Wrong.  It tasted like chicken and soy sauce with absolutely no other flavor.  To be fair, the chow mein was fine if super greasy.\n\nThe only thing going for this place is the price.  It's bargain basement low - but you will certainly get what you pay for.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cyJsilA4llNkwFYOCLSIzw", "date": "2007-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yqWR3D-tzhEJeS7G8m6LLg", "text": "Good chinese food that's close to campus!  I'd pick lotus house over mandarin house anyday... it's not only nicer inside, but the food tastes better and the portions are bigger.  Plus, they give you these cards that you can stamp every time you buy a meal or boba.. which will add up in 4 years for sure :)\n\nI usually came for lunch and just got their special, which included a side of rice or chow mein, a main dish you can chose from, and thai iced tea.  Nice and cheap.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "01uEHUxyt7q9u0y8Kkpk_Q", "text": "Got preserved egg & pork congee again b/c of a bad cold. \n\nAlso got BBQ chow mein. \n\nFood came quickly and the total was around $11. I got home and only ate half the congee and noodles and was already full! \n\nThe leftovers made a great lunch for the next day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2010-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4bCK74B5teanaDdf3UtfNA", "text": "As a Berkeley student, every time I thought I found a new favorite Chinese dish here, the next dish of the same thing would be a disaster. For example, one time my favorite dish was the beef pan fried noodles. After getting beef that was indistinguishable from brown rubber I quit that dish. Then my favorite turned into some shrimp with veggies over rice dish. After seeing lots of black spines remaining on the back of all the shrimp I quit that dish too. Another time my favorite dish was the wonton noodle soup. After I questioned whether eating wonton meat would be healthy I quit that dish too! \n\nI don't know. This restaurant is popular because it is in a great location where everyone can see it. \n\n3 stars for service and ambiance \n1 star for food", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4jPFBQaXtoUM0I2RV0wpUA", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4oBZRrT3pj8FvgDaBCKW1Q", "text": "I like the fish fillet with sweetcorn over rice. I don't remember If I ever got anything else from here.  It was not very expensive and they have a lot of items on their menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AkV9Y8zOph36iPZ7r-noMQ", "date": "2010-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6Du78g14y2MyDSEWxcwOmw", "text": "I have some misplaced affection for this place, though I won't kid myself that it's anything special at all. But sometimes one just wants a plate of unchallenging, greasy beef chow fun, and Lotus House is as unchallenging and greasy as they come. The noodles are surprisingly decent, and there are no major flaws in the execution. Yeah, there isn't a trace of wok hay, and given the main ingredients and a tanker of oil, you could make something just as good. But you didn't.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2007-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JryHzLrRByuU1sYBMQD_iw", "text": "I've only had one thing here before-- the portuguese chicken\n\nSO GOOD!!! My friend saw me eating it once and now he always talks about it. It's pretty unhealthy though but I just love curry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fL7pZpYTmIUrHgi1vWuhKg", "date": "2011-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kJ17vojGTeGM6QATPJXIAw", "text": "The stars are strictly for the Tapioca drinks we order, I have not tried the food here. I tried this place for the first time since it was next door to my sister's apt while she was at Berkeley and they are open really late. \n\nThe passion fruit tapioca drink is really good. I'm not a fan of honeydew but everyone I go with always insists on the honeydew icer which is really good. Coconut and mango are also good flavors to try and the tapioca is fresh. The sealed top makes it idea to carry around and tote or place in the car without it spilling, and then you can pierce the top when your ready to drink it. \n\nOnly accepts cash, there is a Bank of America atm outside on the corner of the street. Parking is street, metered and timed. We make it a point to go here anytime were visiting Telegraph/ Durant in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "e1MvqkdaWhzA9RPjZihh6Q", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rgzjBJSBk1pfWEFtDqxTCA", "text": "Damn i used to think paying a premium for tea here would be better - and it used to be good before MANAGEMENT CHANGED (see a trend here?).\n\nThey have this new specials menu that has Beef Stew Noodle Soup (one of my favorites) so I'm curious to try it sometime for redemption, but I doubt the broth is going to be anything decent...\n\nAlas, the tea is now teh sux0r too along with the food :(.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_w3UKJSiCGz5VVjQgSIPyQ", "text": "Has an incentive program - 10 stamps (entrees only) and free $5.75. Rip-off! I'm sure prices used to be much lower, but now the prices are a bit higher and $5.75 can't really buy you anything there.\n\nThat said, probably the busiest chinese place in \"Durant Square\" aka asian ghetto. Yummy food, would recommend their 2-style fried rice (creamy sauce and tomato sauce) and also baked seafood. \n\nDang, writing this review made me hungry...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "AiBIMIefPn6JNa7blA8q5w", "text": "Even the drinks aren't that good at this place. The artificial flavors taste way too artificial. Gross.\n\nThe young guy that works the register isn't terribly informed as to what goes in the dishes. My heart partial goes out to him because he reminds me of a clueless younger brother. BUT STILL. \n\n\"What's in this noodle dish?\"\n\"Spam.\"\n\"Oh, I don't like spam. What about this noodle dish?\"\n\"Some meat of some kind. Like chicken, I think.\"\n\"Chicken? Okay I'll get the Singapore style noodles then.\"\n\nOrders up! And it's the Indonesian style noodles. With spam. \n\n\"This isn't what I ordered.\"\n\"Sorry, is this okay though?\"\n\"No, I don't like spam.\"\n\"Can't you pick around it?\"\n\"No, I don't like spam. This isn't what I ordered.\"\n\nOrders up! Part two, the second try. The order's right...but the noodles are still littered with SPAM.\n\nSaying no to spam means you get more spam. WTF.\n\nThat, on top of three televisions blaring out some bad Vin Diesel saves the world from Russian terrorists amidst having \"sexy soft core porn fun\" movie makes for an unfortunate and uncomfortable atmosphere. If I wanted tits with my meal, I'd go to a strip club and eat buffalo wings.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Zqu-tMR9CHjA44sU7I5bXA", "date": "2007-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "U9YBbGefu_38gcKCd0E3Dw", "text": "The dirty? Quick and cheap.\n\nBoba is $1. Food is around or under $7, with a free stamp card (10 meals = free $5.45 purchase).\n\nLots of indoor seating, but always feels super stuffy... especially in the summertimes. \n\nNot a place I would recommend if you're visiting Berkeley, but a good place for college students who are simply in need of cheap food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f_0-VxRwK4LLjrX41wR8Sg", "date": "2010-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "icv1-6-q5gnYE9BMHtYz5g", "text": "I don't understand why people still call this place the Asian Ghetto. The prices are not \"ghetto.\" In my first year of undergrad that Korean BBQ place was $4.99 for a #1. Now it's $7.49. Not ghetto at all.\n\nThe only place that didn't really raise its prices is this place. It looks kind of shabby from the outside and from the inside, but the lighting is adequate and the bathroom is \"relatively\" clean.\n\nNow why the 5 stars? Because they have the best shrimp chow mein in all of Berkeley. It's a bit salty but they give you a huge glass of water when you ask for one. Perfect for washing down all that Na+. They always give you 7 to 8 pieces of shrimp, and they are big shrimp, not the baby shrimp you find in cup noodles. The noodles are fat and juicy. The cabbage has just the right crunchiness and they also put just the right amount of onion to give it a sweet sweet aroma.\n\nTheir tofu chicken rice is pretty good, too.\n\nDon't get anything else. I'm serious. The shrimp chow fun has shrimps smaller than cup noodle shrimp. The roasted duck is all bones. The salt and pepper cod is too salty and too peppery. Just get the shrimp chow mein and all is good in the world.\n\nOh, the boba is okay, I guess. But the best deal is the grape juice or the pineapple juice. 99 cents and you can dunk your cup of water in it to make about 1 liter of bloody good diluted juice. Cheaper than Arizona tea.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i2DAfXi8C4UsNNwDFmv45g", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Vk0HrJbzrR-qkY5zQKcUoA", "text": "i really like the older chinese lady. she reminds me of that aunt that says rude things at family reunions, but the youngsters love her anyway because she has some overwhelming redeeming quality (she's a great cook, she always brings sweets, she cleans up after everyone, she packs a fat hong bao, etc.) anyway, you silly americans and your need for things like \"service\" and \"etiquette,\" when you aren't even tipping. my eyes hurt because they are rolled so far back into my head.\n\nin other news, the food is pretty good. if you are looking for an asian dish on rice - Come here instead of going to Thai Basil. the ingredients are 'fresher' and the portions of everything (not just the rice) are very generous.\nLast time I had szechuan eggplant and the szechuan beef noodle soup. both were of restaurant quality that I expected before I went to college (meaning, pretty good.) there was so much food I left half of the noodles in a to-go box for a hobo to pick up, the next morning it was gone. obviously someone else, other than me, thought it was pretty good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OJ5FtO1XX_ZqcGdEiHUKeQ", "text": "It's probably just me, but I enjoy eating at Lotus House.  Especially if it is cold outside.  It is an alternative for eating in the cold at the Asian Ghetto right next door.  They have a wide range of dishes from soups to rice plates to appetizers such as popcorn chicken.  \n\nI hardly order their boba here.  But from what I can remember, their boba pearls are pretty hard.  That's why if i were to order their drinks from here, I normally order the black milk tea with egg pudding.  Delicious.\n\nI 99% of the time order the Satay beef chow fun.  I am not a big fan of how they add in pineapples in the dish but otherwise, I love it!  I am a big fan of thick rice noodles with anything!  Especially with gravy sauce!  They give you a good amount for $6.  I am not complaining!\n\nAnother favorite is their baked dishes over rice.  Pretty good here.  I haven't actually had the too much salt problem in my orders but this might be because I tend to like my food a bit saltier.\n\nThis place brings back good memories of my college days where group meetings or hangouts happen in the upper deck of Lotus House.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pZjGFy5nUwedCLkaevTQug", "text": "This place has been here for so long, but I went here for the first time today.  It just never appealed to me in the beginning.  If I had known that there was a back room, I think I would've gone here sooner.   The menu has tons of choices. I decided to go for the salty pepper pork combo. It comes with an egg roll, choice of egg or white rice, and a thai tea drink.  All for just $7.56 after tax. \n\nThe food came out in about 5 minutes, but it went by fast while watching the olympics on the their available tv.  Theres plenty of pork, but not enough of rice to go with it, which is a good thing. The salt is pretty tasty (is that you msg?) and the cabbage below is a great way to balance out the deep fried fat.  \n\nI look forward to trying the other dishes here!\n\nWant to pay with credit card? There's a $10 minimum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2008-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Mg71GlGEOmaT1xifk--oCQ", "text": "let's stop making fun of asian people. So their english isn't so good, who gives a shit really. It's the food that matters. TIC(This Is Chinatown), so get over it. Well, it's not chinatown, but you get the point. \n\ndelicious and generous plates at the right price . The boba is good too. can't really go wrong here. \n\nparking sucks just like anywhere in berkley", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YgJB_smEXhd9Ucx9IF4VfQ", "date": "2007-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "lRJF2dqVMj8c9QlS4jwy8w", "text": "School's back in session and the Lotus House is full! Short Rib Chow Fund w/Black Bean Sauce, Beef w/String Beans Over Rice, Pepper Pork Chops, it's all good. Massive portions you'll be taking home. Down a star since you have to bus your own table with the rare staff to wipe down the table.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "xgDrgxnvmJ43SAQSrqXNEA", "text": "my working/studying/reading hotspots in this beloved college town, depending on my wallet:\n\n$$$ elmwood cafe / masse patisserie\n$$ sacks / a cuppa tea\n$ lotus house\n0 library\n\nAt Lotus House, I get what I pay for. I pay a couple bucks for no more service than what's required to make the drink, then I get unlimited stay at the place, though this would not exceed more than a couple hours because I'd go crazy after that. Plus, I get to watch all the Asian pop music videos all I want in a spacious, wooden loft area, which I love (the former, not as much). What a deal, right? \n\nNow the trick to actually getting any work done at this place is to sit in the loft area around the kitchen and counter, not the dining area in the front with all the windows and passerbys looking in. The wall between the two seating areas provide a bit of a buffer between all the students coming in and out. I wouldn't bring a thesis to write either. Just bring a book.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1CegQAhKy4rcueAqDX-L4w", "text": "This is a review based almost entirely on the congee. Some of the other food, especially the American style Chinese food looks not so great. Why people order lemon chicken is beyond my comprehension.\n\nI like congee a lot. I never know where to find congee in Berkeley, and then Lotus House opened and answered my congee prayers. The congee here is cheap, huge, made fresh and hot and is a really satisfying lunch. I wish they had more fixings like peanuts and green onions and fish sauce and those little dried anchovies, but they do have hot sauce and soy and they have several meats and things you can add to the plain congee, so I don't really need all the extra stuff.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wjGIqZfte1aJ9MTKLevxnA", "date": "2007-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "yI2KQ3gnCdmnJPtwHQMZ-A", "text": "Man, eff this place, it's all about Golden Garden down there in Costa Mesa, but if you're in Warrior-country (what the hell am I talking about) and you're looking for some homemade style Chinese food, then this is the place to go.  Their hot almond milk teas are delicious, that dude who always wears socks with his Adidas sandals is a sweetheart, and that lady who shits herself if you put the dishes in the tub above the trash can instead of giving them to her are all noteworthy items.  In addition, I like that the bathroom key comes attached to a manhole cover so you don't forget where it is.  Most important, however, is that this place reminds me of home.\n\nOkay wait, let me back track for a minute.  The authenticity of this place is definitely debatable, but for brevity's sake, let's just say that if your  Mom opened up her own Chinese restaurant but then had to deal with a bunch of spoiled-rotten, formerly nerdy-looking but still nerdy at heart Asian kids who had just recently been liberated from their Minhy parents so she started making Chinese food that kinda tasted like what she normally made at home just for you but with a few American-born tweaks thrown in there like orange chicken, sesame beef, and pepper chicken, then Lotus House would be your family heirloom.  \n\nThis hypothetical situation, of course, assumes that you're a Chinaman, like me.  So you feel me- right, my ninja?\n\nWait, what?  I can't hear you, speak up...What? You're white?  Why the hell are you even looking up this spot, then, guy?  You got no business poking your blond head in here.  Don't you have a pressing game of Parcheesi and a Blimpie submarine sandwich to attend to?  Jesus, get the kluck outta here, mang.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UzoIsW0MYYirFNGTZd-vRA", "date": "2007-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "_VNyTtP3Bh-BmdfNlvALDQ", "text": "It's not the best place I've enjoyed boba tea (because the boba was too soggy), but it is the first place I've gone and had Rose Tea with actual rose petals in it. Well, shit, ain't that fancy?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QbZuTYL-lXVMK51OudvtbQ", "date": "2008-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "qddZuZrIA5EYGg6fLFuxhw", "text": "Lotus House gets grosser and grosser each time I come back. It's amazing. At some point it must stop, right?\n\nThe food is too salty and the drinks are way too sweet...I had to keep pouring water into mine to drown out the horrible saccharine taste. NASTY.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2008-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "uaKySg_9IadQm9q28O1kGg", "text": "This place used to be a cafe for a long time until it became a Cantonese restaurant. Curious about the sign that says \"Best Tapioca in Town\" I dropped in on a whim eager for a taste challenge. After all, this declaration of supremacy happens to be posted up high on the store front, and just a few doors down from one of my regular tapioca/boba places, Sweeeeeetheart (wink!).\n\nWait, let me roll up my sleeves.\n\nOnce inside, there were colorful pictures and written signs featuring their dishes posted on the wall and counter. There were also several catchy signs that were just brilliant. The one by the register says \"We are the best at what we do: The best Chinese restaurant in town\" certified by the local student newspaper, The Daily Cal. Then right by the window, another sign that says \"No outside food or drinks\" and finally \"Please clean your own table\". \n\nStartled, I thought to myself \"That's a first\". \n\nI've been craving for shrimps with scrambled eggs over rice for the past week so that's what I ordered. I also asked about the grass jelly drink but the server insisted that \"it wouldn't taste good with tapioca\" (Pause...with my fingers tapping and patience running short), \"I will then have a taro milk tea with tapioca then\"--thinking to myself that there must be something I don't know about tapioca. After all, I always make a good batch at home, but then I'm here to learn from these experts. \n\nThe food came quick. The portion was good but the runny eggs could use more starch to thicken. There was a good amount of shrimps but they were smaller than the ones at Sun Hong Kong Restaurant down the street.  The server at first stuck a spoon into my plate but gave me the dirty look once I asked for a fork. I then returned to my table only to witness that my neighbor had 10 tiny stir fried shrimps swimming in gooey dark yellow mayo with a sprinkle of walnuts and a huge serving of rice--and that was his honey walnut shrimp. Shaking my head face down towards the floor and I thought, \"Dude, you just got screwed\".\n\nYes, I counted the shrimps. I was bored.\n\nEven though my dish did not taste good, it still satisfied my week long craving. I then took a sip of the taro and realized to my delight that it was made with green tea. However, unlike Sweetheart, it was made with boring syrup and the tapioca/boba was stale and firm. On the spot, I declared this place as having the worst tapioca in town. I bused my own table as soon I was finished and the server gave me another death stare to see if my table was completely spotless. \n\nAfter this experience, I think I'm going back to Sun Hong Kong and Sweetheart. Two negative stars for each death stare, and another for generating the hype that they can't handle.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0juzbrgcLHqobdK-OZAyiw", "date": "2009-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XBPMMfMchDlxZG-qSsSdtw", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 8, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "VGlsRoomA_Z90KFKSUS6XA", "text": "It isn't the greatest, but $2 for Salt & Pepper Tofu (almost sounds healthy, but it's fried, salty, and with lots of little garlics and chopped peppers - yeah, that kind of pepper),  a quick walk from my office, need I say more?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JsbKIJsnrgQTMfYn03sLNA", "date": "2009-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "15lp6sB4UXrQ8XXKgFo-Bw", "text": "Came here for a bite to eat and some beer for my friend's birthday celebration.  Everything was going fine until they asked us to move tables to accommodate a reservation.  O.K. that's fine, but the reserved party was half the size of ours and we got moved to a smaller table for 1/3 of our party had to stand.  Also, we had to move our own shit, and we spilled tons of food and beer during all the commotion.  \n\nAll of that would be excusable had they at the very least accommodated our needs by bringing additional stools for us to sit on.  Just really inattentive service especially when I already had low expectations in the first place.  \n\nThe food was nothing special.  My calamari was drenched in oil and not crispy enough.  Everyone else at the table still had food left over on their plates despite ordering really small dishes.  Their one redeeming dish was the sweet potato fries.  Those are DELICIOUS!  Really crispy on the outside and perfectly soft on the inside.  Perfect fries.  \n\nFor a pub, it was strangely too brightly lit and didn't have a distinct \"vibe\" about the place.  I would feel uncomfortable getting drunk there, so I don't think it's meant for excessive drinking.  Worth checking out if you're a student at Cal... haven't you always wondered what the food was like?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1Aode8tVfOQzBd5bgKT7SQ", "date": "2010-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2dgNPSWRcCCd3-sh6LnFxw", "text": "Really good food", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZX6MGeLdRmxJziuVJtbGKA", "date": "2012-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2UAa2uR-3YQup6vO1R1WDg", "text": "Great food, friendly, comfortable and nicely decorated dining room and gracious service! My \"Book Club\" had a \"meeting\" at Henry's this week and every dish we ordered was delicious and perfectly executed from a simple salad to an exquisite fruit \"granita\" to a rich and delicious cassoulet. One of our number is an exacting chef herself and she was impressed with each dish! Lovely to find such tasty food near campus! The server was attentive and helpful with good recommendations. And when there was an ordering mix-up the dish in question was \"on the house\"!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wRgO9RExSXX1dJXfcsofzg", "date": "2008-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4HGBPqdJ7kTMfulnc8lt-Q", "text": "Pretty good, American cuisine with European influences is good for feeling more rustic in the urban heart of south side. Too bad it's completely unaffordable to pretty much all students.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_4n1Sw68REBTXrjfpStF-A", "text": "their food sucks and its overpriced.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Jtv28BP4wvGD2q-gRUdHvQ", "date": "2008-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4NsH7StXllOUq1XjDDeSXA", "text": "I've been here for both the dining and bar, so I'll split this review accordingly.\n\n**DINING\nWe came here in a party of 9 for dining before a formal event.  The ambiance in the dining area with windows was appropriate for our occasion.  Service was friendly and decent.  A couple meals that stood out were the pork dish (very juicy and tender) and the pub burger.  Prices are slightly elevated for what you get, but I guess this is the best place for convenience, price, and ambiance. \n\n**BAR\nI've only been here for two quick visits on non-game day weekends.  Pretty chill place.  I don't normally go here because it's not frequented too much by young college students.  I WILL be back however if I return to Cal for Game days; there are always long lines just to get in!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4QN5pk6dWg8nX_ffiQVT5w", "text": "I've recommended Henry's to companies that are looking for a spot to host networking events - plates of appetizers and pitchers of beer! I've also been here for work lunches and I recall the sliders being tasty. \n\nI dropped in tonight for a Guinness and fish tacos. The tacos were bland, so I wouldn't recommend them. My co-worker loved her ribs though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u0II41kVfVZbZ7zqNDM0bw", "date": "2011-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4SZIVlz-WU2PyhVFT7HbBQ", "text": "Henry's is a really nice break from the undergrad \"college\" scene in Berkeley. Usually its grad students or people from the hotel eating/drinking here. I also love that they show the euro soccer games, so I always go there to watch the games! Oh and if you haven't tried the food here, I recommend that you do! It is surprisingly good for a \"bar.\" The caramelized brussel sprouts are AMAZING!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GiI1Q0IxEc7upkIO0IFeYQ", "date": "2012-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7I9f8yN1uzQv0E86ZsZSfg", "text": "I'm a little late writing this, but I felt it was important to get it posted.  \n\nI manage a small staff at UC (only 10 people)  and I wanted to take them somewhere fun for a little holiday get together before the holidays.  Working for the Govt, there is no budget for holiday parties and gifts.  So if I wanted to do this it was going to be on my dime.  I wanted to take them somewhere they could get an adult beverage (including cocktails) have some food and relax.  Henry's was one of the few places I could think of in Berkeley that would meet all of those requirements.  I called and set up a reservation (it was after the students had left for the semester) and explained what I wanted to do.  Brian, the Asst Mgr, helped me get it set up.  It wasn't very crowded when we arrived but Brian had a large table reserved for us.  We sat down, ordered a variety of drinks (I like beer but we had a few cocktail drinkers in the group) and everyone was getting happy!  We then ordered a fairly large variety of appetizers including e S&G Fries, Mango Wings (they ROCK) and sliders.  Some of our group had entrees as well.  The wait staff was always attentive and the service was good.  Brian checked in on us from time to time.   All in all this was a great place to go with a small group for good food and drinks in a casual atmosphere.  And since I was picking up the tab, it was important to me that it didn't break the bank.  Our event was an extraordinary success on all levels!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "d7c8djkUhoiq7Sk39ofFAg", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "88kHVuWipqtzYSshm_7pRA", "text": "Wow the hamburger here is damn good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Im2l5juff2JF8aJWi-pOEg", "date": "2010-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9zc5c_c5Zv-SGaFokyIHOw", "text": "Awful.  Went for lunch.  Took an hour to get food and what they sent was not what we ordered.  \n\nWill not go back!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9SBG3_VedS558wPmsHHjGg", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ADNYuBn3MP90ehHConpVpQ", "text": "twofers at Hank's was a staple of my college years, I'd always show up right when the deal started cause it was just down the street.  The bartenders pour weak unless you talk to em, but once they know you it's usuallly a dash of mixer with your booze, and two drinks for $5 bucks is tough to beat.  \n\nAnd for local culture you can usually see mike, this creepy  50 yearold white guy who drinks coke and stares at the waitresses ( unless he's at blakes)\n\nThe place only gets 3 stars because the bouncers are pretty obnoxious sometimes, esp about using the bathroom whcih is in the htoel lobby.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zJgTQLOOn1-SO1ghvBtXpA", "date": "2006-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AdOLEWgBuQp41uj4cw6QQw", "text": "So, now that I'm living back in the Bay Area and have season tickets for Cal football I guess this is the place for Cal alums to tailgate before games. While attending Cal my only memories of this place was the time honored tradition of Two for Tuesdays (two drinks for 5 bucks). Am I completely dating myself, or does this great deal still exist? \n\nAs far as a place to tailgate, it's a little crazy, but it has it's perks. The lines are insane (but what do you expect for school that can now boast a perennial top 25 CFB team), but the bartenders (well...the people manning the kegs) move pretty fast. I like the addition of flip cup, beer pong, and guitar hero this year to the back patio. The lines for the bathroom of course sucks, but its okay (see top 25 comment). For the USC game this year this place was a little too insane (we actually just headed over to Fred's Market across the street, bought beer, and brown bagged it in the ghetto food court) but for your Washington State's and University of AZ's of the world, this place is pretty fun. \n\nAs far as booze goes this place has an excellent selection of beer (on the inside...if your partying on the patio your stuck with piss water (not that I'm complaining)). I've also been known to to have a vodka/soda or two if the beer line is too long, which are strong and good. As far as prices go, I can't think of what they are off hand but I do know drinks are a little more pricey than the norm since it's for football and there's $$$ to be made... \n\nI actually stayed at Hotel Durant for the Maryland game this year and had breakfast at Henry's from the \"hangover\" menu (yes, that's really what it's called) and the pancakes & pomegranate mimosa was delicious!!!! \n\nAll in all this is fun place to tailgate and to nurse hangovers after games if your staying at Hotel Durant!!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "W5cwxNwGiZJd393PCDQEvA", "date": "2009-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aQK-xuZznmINRoGvWVJsoA", "text": "Excellent brunch with family on Sunday.  Crab egg Benedict was delicious and others liked the eggs and toast.  Nice presentation.  Excellent service.  Great location near UC Berkeley campus one block away.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "l3HfLnoT5j9WLHe461MAwA", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bAMcXeRnIwV6fxQydKeDGg", "text": "Henry's has one of the best bars in Berkeley. It is joie de vivre owned so you can only expect top quality cocktails, beer, and food .", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8STCVV53bPrUVqrRI-7Y2A", "date": "2012-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BQeM7xGenvzOjw2GkKPIeQ", "text": "Last day of finals of Spring 2010 semester, and my group of friends and I were ready to relax and let some steam out. \n\nCame in with a group of 5 tonight around 11:30 pm. \n\nPlace was not too packed and there was ample seating. As we browsed through the drinks menu, the bartender checked all our IDs. \n\nMy drink: the \"Gossip Girl.\" From what I remembered, there was coconut rum, pineapple juice, and maybe some vodka? It was topped with a maraschino cherry. It was a yummy and girly drink and I loved it. I still feel $7/cocktail is kind of pricey, but it was worth it. \n\nAtmosphere: Compared to Blakes, it was a lot less crowded and noisy. I was able to catch up with some old friends while enjoying a drink. \n\nWith its proximity to my apartment, I shall visit again soon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kHTpRKU5ulUdDy1Lg-RNHg", "date": "2010-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DB7DEP31sn6LPn9B1Wf7Ng", "text": "Went in on a Saturday night, wasn't too crowded. The service was great, our waitress was very helpful and courteous. The food (I had a cheeseburger and fries) was delicious, and the drinks are well crafted. \n\nOverall great experience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z_R_F8iUcu9Ji1xoacO-6A", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dQ2F65M9nAc5OnG_v9CroQ", "text": "We went here on a Tuesday night and it was pretty busy! We got a great seat next to the bar and got service right away!  The food was great, I tried the veggies and corn cake.  The food came out quick and everyone loved it.  \nGreat customer service and the food speaks for itself!  We will definitely go back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "axU7msjUZZjmXe2ooPpBmQ", "date": "2012-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DuyG25S6hklBVRGPDU2bUw", "text": "One of the ONLY adult bars in town.  And by \"adult\" I mean late 20s/early 30s crowds.  Almost every other place is overrun by undergrads and super young people...this place has a much more grown-up feel.  It's one of the only tame places in town.  Great cocktails and good food.  Service can be iffy when they're packed, so expect to be there for a while.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fm4yzzEBXRRuLRkJwlju3Q", "date": "2012-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e2x7hiFM8xlTe6uv8neynA", "text": "Want to grab a brew and watch the game?  You've found the best place near campus.  Take a seat and watch one of the many flatscreens while you sip your pint.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uKvkeu1bAwt10TerVpdksA", "date": "2009-02-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e7mlJnRTZeCGZl8kl8i7gA", "text": "i came here other day with three friends, for our book club, and after getting our tables promptly, we were kind of neglected and forgotten about.  we ordered some dishes and drinks (i split fish and chips and baked goat cheese dip with a friend, and had a bloody mary), and i wanted some more aioli to go with my fries but the waitress never came back.  we were wondering, as it dragged on and on, luckily we had a great conversation going on so food was rather neglected.  i also wanted a bit more chips for the dip, but when another waitress came, she whisked away entire thing without even asking if we were done.  we waited another stretch of time before they finally handed us our bill.  we waited for about half hour before i gave up (and we had to go) and went over to the bar area to pay.  i felt like ditching, right there, when i waved the bill and not one glance was spared by bartender AND server.  i preserved and finally paid.  i then noticed they had a separate banquet room and that was where our server went.  what the heck? why couldnt she come and tell us herself that she will be occupied with a large party and someone else will cover us.  i work at a restaurant and one of things that has been drilled in my head: customer service is #1.  I will NOT come back because the service was crap.  i even mentioned this on the credit card slip i signed off on, so this yelp review is for you guys, not the management.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fwoapXIuCbpiOXD0XLAzgQ", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eh2hPaOyEqQfZEjA3RdUBQ", "text": "I really considered 1 star for the food.  I've eaten here 4 times, it doesn't get better.  The burger itself is OK, but breakfast platters are below par.  And everything on the menu is WAAAAAAAY overpriced.\n\nGo to Denny's for breakfast and In N Out for lunch.  Even with gas, it will be cheaper and taste better", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JdH0BkUK4ajqthDgWqmN0g", "date": "2010-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "euJv1bg5_INZGC8O-T9Ehw", "text": "Henry's is a chill place to be.  The service might be slow sometimes, as I feel like they're always understaffed and the place is usually always crowded.  I come here for one thing and usually one thing only, the Mac n Cheese.  It has crack in it, but one of the best Mac n Cheese I've ever had. The other dishes are decent too, but the Mac n Cheese is a must have.  \n\nThere are also plenty of TV\"s to watch the games.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wLPepZ1uXVQQl2VY9UOA_g", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EYw6VrVooKwNFAjHjCpfLw", "text": "We never get to this part of town - being (relatively) old and this area being the haunt of the frats/sororities.  Parking is fairly tough, and the first time we went it was during Rush week. So... I like it.  Different vibe in the area I enjoy. \n\nI vacillated between 3 and 4 stars.  The food  is good, they have Racer 5 IPA.  The service has always been great - personable and efficient, a good combo.  There are better places to be had, but I've found myself back a couple of times, so that must mean I am a fan.  I think I am at 3.5 stars. now where is that option again?\n\nIf you go out fairly frequently give it a try.  If it is a once in awhile thing, save it for something else.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hJPDST5n7akSeQlxE_l09w", "date": "2009-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FySnV9KVu3d2W-6uyDiagw", "text": "Went here for the first time about a week ago and it was pretty cool. The Tuna Melt sandwich was excellent and huge. A little on the pricy side, but worth it. Only problem I had was the calamari & even though it was good they could have made it just a little bit crispier. \n\nI will go back again to check out more items.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hYNZCzNWmluN9AMKG7cCBQ", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gxSvSX0k6KW_gZct639S-g", "text": "Nice place, good service, good cocktails (though the ginger julep needed more Four Roses). poor beer selection, bad food. Chips with cheese dip was ruined by the Parm, which combined with too-chunky veggies gave the dip an unpleasantly oily/chunky feel. Cod and chips were fried in oil at least two weeks passed its prime; fries were soggy and dark brown, fish batter was likewise. \"Cod\" was the darkest and oiliest of this fish I've ever had; combined with batter it was greasy and unpleasant  - like Mitt Romney.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BaK6qZgaYCH1_cC4IFlb1w", "date": "2012-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HHoWSMLMGA3c9_ByGwmhSA", "text": "My law school friends and I frequent Henry's for their exceptional wine list, super yummy Brussels sprouts, an those sauteed mushrooms...mmmm, mushrooms. Excellent cocktails. Wait and bar staff are awesome. Seriously.\n\nIt's also close to Boalt which is convenient and Henry's avoids the undergrad vibe of the other local spots. Perfect for a date if you're at the Berkeley Art Museum or the Pacific Film Archive. Also good for graduate students with visiting relatives. \n\nStreet parking is decent and free after 6.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b-VRhK5oQgZKw3ui45mj_Q", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HykP42Os3_PrCpGph16plA", "text": "Henry's is mainly good for its location where many Cal students live close by. I have been here several times in the past and I always thought it was so-so. I went here 2 days ago for the first Cal gameday, and I was very unhappy with the quality and price of the food and beverages. The service was also very poor. (We were sitting in the restaurant portion in a booth.) I know that it was a gameday and everything, but this just highlighted the so-so experience. I had a cheeseburger for $8.50, which did not include/come with fries. My beer was also more expensive than I would pay at a neighboring bar/restaurant. The food tasted OK and was definitely not worth the price.\n\nThe service is another story. Our waitress was not accommodating and forgot our orders so we were just chilling and hungry for even longer. This server had at most a few brain cells--she charged us for more than what we ordered and we asked her to fix it. She then magically added on the automatic 18% gratuity two more times, making it even more. Her manager finally fixed it...like 15 minutes later. The automatic 18% gratuity is a joke and was definitely undeserved. At most, 15 would be generous. I would highly recommend going somewhere else in close proximity. Pappy's is just a block down, and has better and less expensive food and drinks! Who cares if it isn't attached to a cool, historical hotel? I know I don't!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "33LKbylnwMuzeLoHzw4RCQ", "date": "2012-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IBIYF8oWnQM2sCzfTTi_9w", "text": "Even though it's cheap, try to avoid Henrys/Tuesdays.\r\nI've been here twice, both times loathed the experiences. Why?\r\n\r\n1. They took away my VALID license by saying its fake. What?? Two people looked at it, and they put it in the tip jar, saying that it's not a real ID. They scanned it, but maybe they're blind because it's a real ID! So I had to argue with them for a long time to finally get it back, and they showed it to third guy who said it's real. Ugh.\r\n\r\n2. Takes 30 minutes (my friend timed it) to get a drink and 30 minutes to close my tab. From my experience, they go to the white girls before anyone else.\r\n\r\nI greatly prefer all the other bars near the Berkeley campus--Jupiters, Raleighs, and Bear's Lair and Blakes, even Kips. Well, good luck if you go there!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "dOZcRwWc0FeI_56RfxTdOQ", "date": "2006-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IGTKE7d9J_CkT7i8wd45_g", "text": "We have been talking about trying Henry's for about a year. It is one of the closest bar to us. Why does Elmwood not have a single bar? Can someone fix this? Or can someone give me money to fix it?\n\nAnyway, the atmosphere at Henry's is great. The dining room seemed a little stuffy so we opted to sit in the bar area. Nice hardwood details and a beautiful behind the bar alcohol display give this place an old world, smoking parlor feel. \n\nThe on tap beer selection is OK, but not great for the area. We started with calamari which was pretty good - no overcooked, maybe a bit too much salt, and a sauce that was, well, fine. S. ordered the Cottage Pie and I ordered Spaetzle. Our first mistake was ordering two dishes that were HEAVY. In fairness I have never had spaetzle, but I was not impressed (sorry Germans). While I love bacon and cheese as much as the next girl, this dish ended up with a heavy layer of oil at the bottom which was frankly a little gross. S. was good enough to give me half of his cottage pie which was nicely done. Though it probably didn't need so much cheese in the mash potatoes. \n\nWe certainly didn't properly balance out our meal when we ordered and we will probably come back to try some of the lighter fare. Though the reviews here of the salads aren't exactly glowing. Or maybe next time we will ride our bikes and take the long way home to avoid the long term damaged of so much cheese.\n\nProbably we won't come back for dinner. Might come over to watch a game sometime though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Of1gS4IfNhszA8tn6KNLXQ", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-iq0fA_rvx61GP2BrPBU7Q", "text": "They aren't that friendly here. The owner didn't look like he wanted our service as he shook his head when we were trying to get situated. It is a bit overpriced for some of the cocktails.\n\nProbably wouldn't come back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nYmY6Ihtnl1MTCqyXdg_2A", "date": "2012-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kbcckqJvIMcfjWl-1J6GVg", "text": "My friend and I were staying at the hotel and decided to get some cocktails and appetizers at the restaurant before heading out for the night.\n\nWe asked the server for a suggestion on drinks.  He recommended the Henry's Martini.  This may have been the best martini I have ever had.  From their website: Henry's Martini-  Eristoff vodka shaken, served up, and garnished with a blue cheese stuffed olive.  Amazing.\n\nWe then asked the server for a suggestion on appetizers.  He asked if we want something standard or something out of the ordinary.  Naturally we said \"out of the ordinary!\" So he recommended the Grilled Watermelon.  Yes, you read that right.  Grilled.  Watermelon.  From their website: Grilled watermelon- with herbed Cyprus goat cheese, pistachio, prosciutto and tarragon aioli.  It was warm and cool, creamy and crunchy, sweet and salty.  All in each bite. Simply the best for all the senses.\n\nThe bar wasn't too busy around 5pm when we arrived.  But the service was RIDICULOUSLY SLOW.  It wasn't a lack of staffing, there seemed to be plenty of people in and out of the kitchen the whole time.  But we had to keep flagging our waiter down  to order, for more water, to order more drinks, etc.  It wasn't just us that were frustrated. The poor girl sitting next to us was sitting there with her stuff packed up and trying to pay for at least 15 minutes.  \n\nThis is the ONLY reason I can't give them 5 stars.  And it kills me because we are STILL talking about the food and drinks!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6J_9fuLWy1c9Cem1ocZ38A", "date": "2011-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "keRHFpO9kLxGOdCJ2BfO4g", "text": "My friends and I like to come here because a lot of graduate students hang here. The food is pretty good, and the drink selection is also good. It's nice that they have TV's in the bar, and also have a more formal dining area as well. Of course the Stanford urinal is awesome (I have only seen pics.. but boys, you need to check it out in person). I am giving this place 3-stars for the service. Every time I come here without fail the service is the worst. Hire new waitstaff, owners.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uqSE9YipS_6ilhcVgpPXWA", "date": "2012-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "koFHiCcfwnIATXJuWO9oig", "text": "This place is not just a busy pub!  There is delicious, healthy food too!  We stepped into Henry's for a quick, early and light supper before going to the Berkeley Rep. and ate in the quiet dining area away from the tvs and noisy pub.  wow!  Were we in for a treat!  The roasted spring veggies & corn cake were so divine that I slowed down to savor every delectable bite.  The roasted veges had maitake mushrooms, radishes and spring onions and what tasted like roasted green salad with lentils over a cornmeal pancake and a light creamy green dressing.  My husband had a big salad with strawberries and a soft goat cheese.  We left the restaurant completely satisfied and not overstuffed.  We plan to return for the same thing, and perhaps order an appetizer or two next time, and perhaps some of that fresh looking lemonade the lady next to us was drinking...and perhaps some of those wings she was biting into.  Definitely a must try place if you are a foodie and cook like me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I0Vb3hAvqdYfpYvZ3U0sXQ", "date": "2012-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l_rCUo7vY3raoufHwsa14g", "text": "Henry's is a cozy, breathable place in Berkeley.  \n\nThey have hard to find drinks: Hangar 1 and Veev.\n\nI haven't tasted the entrees, but I've seen the dishes come out and served to the guests.  They look hearty and have a creative twist to simple dishes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P0UvbMlSkpmHKWmLqHKTjQ", "date": "2009-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lVGTXI3kkHzHqTW9K6KgtA", "text": "I went here with a buddy for an NFL playoff game.  There was no host/hostess and it took a long time for us to be approached by a waiter, but once we were it was a good experience.  I got the southern fried chicken sandwich and it was fantastic.  My buddy got a burger and it looked good too.  Both were a little pricier than I thought they should be (~$15 for each).  They had great beer specials.  We went on a Saturday night and they had \"rotating taps\", where they have a different tap on special for $2 every hour.  Yummm Sam Adams Celebration Ale!  There were plenty of large TVs showing the game.  I agree with other reviewers that it's very loud, but hey, it's a sports bar, what do you expect?  I would definitely come back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mg8JI2Z_ynElTfqeProJhA", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lya2nE1i4rcz43jfenf9zA", "text": "We ate here while staying at the attached Durant Hotel. \n\nThe atmosphere was charming and the service was friendly and attentive. \n\nWe ordered an arugula salad, chicken wings and the mac 'n cheese. The salad was decent although the dressing was a little forgettable. The wings were a bit too spicy for my liking. The mac 'n cheese was fabulous and I'd definitely order it again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WzwThVNLNmk2YnznWNlC3Q", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lZOtqvRTs6r1jbDAdnBh4A", "text": "The crowd is a lot older than expected. The prices are a little pricey too. This place has many seats though and I've never seen it crowded.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mh4ESmzi-rj4MIt_t12KPQ", "text": "I've been here so many times it's hard to believe I haven't written a review yet. This place is the only worthy bar on south side of the Berkeley campus, now that the late Raleigh's has been put to rest (god bless its soul). Blake's was no good, Pappy's is laughable, and I feel bad even mentioning Kips.\n\nAnyway, the atmosphere is nice, a little bit on the classy side, although the impression fades once you get seated (not a bad thing).\n\nThe service is OK. When it's busy they seem to have only 1-2 servers helping the entire crowd. God knows they're trying, but management might consider putting more help out there to ensure good customer service. \n\nMy big gripe is the bar. They have good beers on tap, but that's about where the good ends. I have had nothing but misses with cocktails. My absolute favorite afternoon drink, a whiskey sour, is consistently butchered by the bartender (even though it's the simplest drink out there). I don't know if it's the fake premade lime mix that they use (nasty -- just squeeze a couple limes ffs) or the nauseating sweetness that comes with too much syrup. I understand that we're in college town and that I look young (and am young) but that doesn't mean you need to assume I can't handle a drier cocktail.\n\nThe food is good, although nothing to write home about. It's nice to be able to get decent food while you enjoy a beer (read: not a cocktail).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6ZEtkXaGj10rQDgOtfZFsw", "date": "2012-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nH6A0S1WcPdEKVl1Fvmouw", "text": "I had my first and last drink of college at this place.\n\nGreat beer selection, addictive fries, and a lively atmosphere make this a great place to escape the regular rowdy college frat/bar scene for something a little classier and quieter.\n\nThe food, outside of fried stuffs, is average and quite expensive.\n\nThe best place to come with some friends after class for a beer and to watch the second half of a giants game.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GK1XwSNvkENudN9IvD4LzQ", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nKcOOQ52p_OuXHHS1z1QyQ", "text": "This place is a great sports bar.  There are games on constantly on a number of tvs, so no matter which direction you face, you're sure to face at least a couple different games on.  They also have a deal where certain drinks are on sale as long as a specific game is on, so check that list if that's going to effect your choices.\n\nSeating can be a bit tough since the place isn't all that big, but I've found you can usually scrounge seats from other tables to accomodate a large-ish group.  The bar is a bit more 'high-class' than many of the other college bars around UC Berkeley campus, but it's not terribly expensive or anything, just not terribly cheap either.\n\nTL;DR: One of the nicer bars around Berkeley, specifically good for watching games.  Check out the drinks that are on sale during each game.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uCHi-qeQXR4lYyCFPWQdZw", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ny2EavTn1dZkBTQg3TUWiA", "text": "We had such a wonderful birthday celebration at Henry's last night!  Thanks to Sarah for a perfect evening.  She was so pleasant and accommodating.   Everyone loved the food - burgers were fantastic!  We also enjoyed the \"Angry Mac & Cheese\"\nWe had a delightful evening and will return again soon :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wy0SeN_K8UCyrtNfGFl9fA", "date": "2012-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nzaYAwG0yrTkS6CDDMAvPQ", "text": "ABOVE & BEYOND \nBoyfriend took me to Berkeley for a getaway weekend staying with the Hotel Durant. We had lunch after check in and attempted to order the gnocchi, but was told they were out. Got a burger and was pleased with the size and quality. Our female bartender/server was warm and engaging. Very good lunch. \n\nTowards the end of lunch the chef approached us apologizing for the unavailable gnocchi entree. He asked us to comeback for on the dinner service for the gnocchi at no charge. We did and it was wonderful and probably the best we have ever had. What the Chef accomplished was to make a good experience exceptional. We wish this would happen more often. Kudos to Henry's!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Po-th7nTUaWsqY9G2ouQog", "date": "2011-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O3jmUKS6AMFeMNKOjLf5GA", "text": "I am staying at the Hotel Durant and Henry's is located inside the hotel. My first night in town I arrived late and decided to eat \"in\" so to speak and had a lovely meal of mac and cheese. My server was a very pleasant young woman who was attentive yet not pushy. If I were to base my experience on my first encounter, I would have given Henry's four stars, however...\n\nTonight, after a long day at a conference and in need of time to prep for a presentation tomorrow, I I again decided to try out the dining at Henry's expecting a similar experience.  First, the server didn't even serve me or check on me or refill my water once. I ordered with the host , another woman brought my food, and the server showed up to give me the bill.   My meal consisted of a very mediocre burger and  fries which were mushy and tasteless. \n\nWhile convenient, this place is not what it's cracked up to be.  Even though the mac and cheese was flavorful and unique, it was not worth $16.00 (with added chicken).  The burger really wasn't worth the 14.00 I paid for it either.  I seriously could have walked two blocks and picked up a better meal for under $6.00 on Telegraph or a full Thai spread including coffee, beer, dessert, and an entree for less money.  I don't mind shelling out for a good meal and leaving generous tips, but this place neither has great food or great service. \n\nIt was also loud and impersonal. \n\nAgain, the server on Friday was perfect but what makes a dining establishment noteworthy is consistency coupled with unbelievable food. Henry's serves up neither.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6FyVoelKToDwzWEDSSYWLA", "date": "2012-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ozn4_OxCil5wC4z7pnoy5A", "text": "OK, been a while since I've been back in the Bay Area and, I must admit, I was a SF/ \"The City\" snob when I lived there.  However, my \"amore\" is a Berkeley lover who I met there and after traveling much of Europe w/her and settling again on the \"East Coast\" we returned to the Ebay.  Henry's was a default selection on our night of arrival and after ingesting the mac & cheese, beet/fennel salad, and the potato/gruyere soup we were sold!  I returned here twice and had delicious meals w/o pretension and w/delightful service that I've been missing.  I would absolutely recommend them for a lunch/cocktail/dinner if ever in Berkeley!  I REALLY liked these people and the food.  This was a real \"eye opener\" and welcome alternative to the \"See and B Seen\" crowds in SF.  I felt like I was in Italy and was being offered some of the best \"slow foods\" alternatives to be had in the USA.  Left me feeling satisfied/happy/and well fed!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xBJjEV2V8q8480hOVVG0vA", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PAYGxb40IN0lssxpM7YHzg", "text": "This is pretty simple.\nPro: they show soccer\nCon: overpriced", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EQ8Kxfmb516BDxG2iIRi2g", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q5BieJy1PvyCF3voojiWFQ", "text": "AMAZING FRITES. that in itself is worth coming here for. okay drinks, okay food. kind of expensive.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QfufH4ICL-phjn0wkCJVDQ", "text": "A disappointment.  \n\nThe service at this place is kind of terrible.  I really felt like I was a burden on the waiter, and I had a tough time attracting his attention.  I was there for an hour over lunch, and my water glass was dry for almost 30 minutes and I never got a refill on my coffee ($2.25).  I ordered a lunch salad ($12) expecting a lunch-sized salad.  What I got was a salad-in-a-bag with olives and cheese on top.  \n\nOn the plus side, the location is convenient and the ambiance is nice.  The hotel's lobby furniture is a modern trendy version of academic life.  (Think chairs made out of books and chandeliers made from blue test booklets.)\n\nWith so many good restaurants in the neighborhood, there's no reason to waste a meal at Henry's.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Tt36X_ie_1NJJ8-4QfxR6w", "date": "2009-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qgAMMOjjkbNQQj-2KcwyNQ", "text": "Don't visit on a cal football day!!!\n\nDrink prices are doubled (without notice); 18% mandatory gratuity - also without notice!  The shock is when you get the bill.  I immediately talked to the manager on duty (who looked totally burned out at 1pm on Saturday) and while she twice apologized, offered no recourse.  I told her that a practice like doubling the price of a Sierra Nevada from $4 to $8 was not only unconscionable, but to add a mandatory tip, insane.  Yes, its 18% at Chez Panisse, and duly noted.  Here its: Surprise!\n\nVery bad business practice.  Please don't go here.  Ever!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ukb89uP-1Qfdb5-xEk6dIA", "date": "2012-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QzfzP8tuNxqkRsXKY9Qo7g", "text": "This was stop 4 (or was it 5?) on our trip up the hill to Memorial Stadium for my first ever Cal Football game last Saturday. We were kind of running late, so I imagine that we experienced a much less crowded Henry's than the people who were there, say 30 minutes before us.\n\nIt seemed like a nice enough place though. They had pushed the bigger tables against the wall and there were plenty of smaller standing tables for us to rest our big cups of beer on. The prices were slightly higher here than at Bear's Lair, but the crowd was no less enthusiastic about the game and there were plenty of drunk fans here as well. I'd say the crowd was generally a little older here than at Bear's Lair. Definitely worth a stop in on your way up the hill, the next time you're going to a football game.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vjpRR9_Elrz4bli35gCq7w", "date": "2007-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rn6EaYvYK-rH-nyfHf_80Q", "text": "First off, let me just say that this is the first yelp review that I have ever written and the only reason why I joined was to warn people to never ever eat at this \"restaurant\" for any reason. Secondly, for the record, the only reason why I gave it a star is because to leave no stars is not an option. Our waitress, who was nice and did know the menu, seemed very hurried considering that there were about five people in the restaurant when we sat down. I ordered the fish and a side dish of mushrooms. My boyfriend, was not hungry and did not order anything. Lucky him. When the food arrived, it did not look promising however, I have learned to not judge the book by its cover, so in I dove. The fish was over cooked and id not taste fresh. The salad that was served with the fish was slightly better but still very disappointing. The mushrooms which tasted the best out of everything had a very strange taste and consistency. Too much saffron or something. All together, basically the worst food I have ever had. So you say, this is a bar, right? Well, the first drink I ordered, \"The Gossip Girl\" was so bad, I had to send it back and I am not the type of girl that throws away perfectly good alcohol. The next drink I ordered, \"Everything but the kitchen sink Bloody Mary\" was very bland and watery considering the excellent description and list of ingredients that were in the menu. I did not even finish it. My boyfriend had the \"East Bay Tea\" and he loved it, just thought I should mention... So for the topper on the cake, after the bad food and the bad drinks, I woke up the next morning at seven and felt sick to my stomach. A stomach ache that lasted all day long that got worse and worse every time I pictured the meal that was served to me at this horrible excuse for a restaurant. Be afraid. Very afraid.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "RtwdqCe39GOrTaHUFYF4hg", "date": "2008-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RQsOPAviImtvSmoY-8vElg", "text": "Good breakfast.  Prices on the high end but food was good and nice setting.  Also had a beer there late one afternoon but didnt eat and bar area was fun and started to pick up by time we were about done.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GcKaZaDGdy0Xhem3A_3phQ", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s7tsZ0CTc-Zq6WxmuTX4QA", "text": "Henry's is the bar connected to a hotel lobby, the atmosphere is more relaxed and the crowd is older. It is the opposite of a loud and trendy hole in the wall bar that I usually am drawn to. The domestic pitchers were a steal- $11\n\nFunny thing happened on our visit here, the Cal band marched in and played throughout the entire floor. Some of the older folks seemed annoyed and tried to continue talking over the music. =P", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4TJF62R5ytolOmiMWKtjGA", "date": "2011-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s7ZmUG2NMs6OQhjj3D37fQ", "text": "We went to Henry's right before a concert at the Greek and it was perfect because it was far enough away to find decent parking on the street and it was just a little walk up the hill.  They had all of the TVs on to various sports which was perfect to watch baseball basketball or whatever.  The bar portion of Henry's was very cool and pretty active.  For our meal we ordered a small salad and then had the Cuban sandwich and hamburger.  Both were very good and the fries were very tasty.  We were pretty gassy later in the night though but I guess that's what happens when you eat bar food.\n\nFor a place close to the Greek with decent food and good drink specials I'd definitely check out Heny's again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lxOcZ1VZ58nSCFgcunecjw", "date": "2010-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s-bi649cMDPzaFsXOgrvXQ", "text": "Before we ever went in, my friends and I started calling it \"that pretentious bar on the corner,\" mostly because the sign outside says \"GASTRONOMY AND MIXOLOGY.\" Doesn't that sound really pretentious? But then they're also a sports bar.\n\nExcuse me -- sports *pub*.\n\nSo make that \"slightly pretentious.\" True to slightly pretentious form, they have their own spin on most of the mixed drinks on their menu, and they're pretty good. They have a nice selection of beers, including Sam Summer (yesssssss).\n\nBe prepared for them to be phenomenal dicks about your ID, though. If the i's aren't dotted or the t's aren't crossed, they will not serve you. Apparently some states expire ID's on the holder's 21st birthday to force them to renew and get the landscape-format ID -- whoops! Nobody else has seemed to care, but it didn't fly at Henry's. Berkeley's tough about ID's, though, so okay, fine, whatever.\n\nThe atmosphere's okay -- bring your own crowd, 'cause it stays pretty empty summer weeknights. The wood-and-steel aesthetic is nice, though, and really kind of redeems the while endeavour. They've also been posting increasingly less-good deals to their Twitter account -- @henrysberkeley -- which I guess is worth following.\n\nAll in all, a good place to pop in to for a quiet beer during the summer.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vaR1poWePLL9HWN9Bkxgog", "date": "2009-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SGUGJxqdiaDTh87NQal5FA", "text": "Came here after work and it was nice to find a place within walking distance and away from the crazy Cal kids and hectic downtown. The atmosphere here is fun, very Cheers via Boston circa the 80s (but not the bad hair and spandex 80s). \n\nCame around 6 on a Friday night and this place had a buzz. The waitstaff was great. We got a pitcher and I got the mac and my bf got the burger. He loved the burger and the fries were great. I don't think the prices here were really high at all. My mac was good, although there must have been one cheese I wasn't a huge fan of in the combo because every now and then it had a slightly odd taste. We also got a green salad that was $5, huge, and gorgeously green lettuce. Nice. They had the tvs with games going, but they are on silent and have several acceptable sized tvs, which is appreciated. You can go to watch a game or can totally ignore them if that's what you prefer. \n\nI wouldn't go out of my way to get here, but I can definitely see dropping in after work for a pitcher.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8mw2X0uRU4A5FnBMOx3__w", "date": "2011-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SIS_VX6F0H-cNvc9u-6_uw", "text": "This USED to be my favorite bar in Berkeley, coming here about twice monthly... That is until they suddenly got rid of the $2 Rolling Rock and the sweet potato fries.  I am still bitter about that.\n\nIf they still had the sweet potato fries and rolling rock, it'd be an easy 5 star.\n\nThe interior is very nice, has a lot of TVs to watch the game, and most of the food I've tried here is actually really good.  However poor college student wallet can't afford to come here too often.  A meal will cost $10-15, and most beers on tap seem to run about $5-6.  To their credit, they to serve pitchers to make it a bit cheaper and they take credit card.  Also if you're so inclined, they have bud light for $3-4.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w_bKwDXr4dOAiC02JL6Veg", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sTebxf1OVur9oXEH-lrFoA", "text": "The Burger and Onion Rings alone is what saved this place from getting a 1 star from me.  The food is average. The service couldn't get more terrible. When it takes 15 minutes to get your drinks and another 30 to get your food in an empty restaurant it is definitely a problem.  Especially when your waiters is oblivious to the issue. Watery cocktails, grinds in your half full coffee cup and cold Eggs Benedict....If that sounds like your style then by all means go for it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1dj2Vp9plba4O9hGtKaB8w", "date": "2010-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T7Bj1ED0TtFXrL5xofSO5Q", "text": "Came here for food not to drink and while the food is better than I remember from my college days it's not anything to write home about. Also the ambiance of the restaurant is seriously affected by the noise from the attached bar. I would not here again simply for that. I mean I know, it's a college bar but still, they should shut the doors or something. Otherwise the food is decent. I had a pretty good hamburger, my mother in law got sweet potato fries with her hamburger and I wish I'd done the same. Her sweet potato fries were delicious while my regular fries were kind of weak and limp. Sad. I would come here for lunch but never again during dinner or bar time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bWxxfPP08zWJuM5wKG0LvQ", "date": "2009-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tiVKBwilwCc1m2dTBHP2rg", "text": "I was meeting a friend from out of town for breakfast near the campus and, knowing it was Cal Day and wanting to make a reservaiton, I did a search and made a reservation at this restaraunt I had not been to before.  When we showed up, the waitress was rude and very put out saying she did not have room for us - even with the reservation and the dining room being almost empty.  When we were grudgingly seated, we had two different menus amoung the three of us and the waitress was again angry  when we asked which was correct.  When breakfast came, my husband received white toast instead of the wheat he had ordered, and my frined received BOTH bacon instead of the suasage AND over easy rather than scrambled eggs. The portions were small and unimaginative, the coffee adequate but pleantaful ,and there was a line of ten women for the one stall bathroom in the lobby of the hotel becasue the general public was using it . The only thing positive I can say is that the decore is nice and the location great when you have to be near campus. We will not be returning to Henry's.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aiYFIAgg2yk-0JPcaZw9tg", "date": "2009-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tpqeS0xxRnbb0CCWyUcTdQ", "text": "The only reason this place  does not get 5 stars is because they do not have 2 for Tuesdays anymore. Bring it back. I hope they bring it back some day. This place has gone through many changes in the last ten years. I recommend it  for CAL game days because it is the closest bar to the stadium.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZjHYf5ExEFjEFJf0cfvd5w", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tWD03Cch8mCQp-V80HRShw", "text": "Went here after a Cal football night game at Memorial Stadium. They have a surprisingly decent beer selection, with your basics, Guinness, Downtown Brown and Boont Amber (among others). The post-game crowd was hodge-podge of football fans. We saw college kids with their alum parents, we saw the visiting teams' whole traveling squad, we saw a fight break loose between said groups.\n\nThe age range was generally a bit high than your normal college bar, which was refreshing. Think 24-29. Works for me. Prices are a bit high ($5 for small plastic cup, $8 for a large) but well drinks seemed reasonable. \n\nI like this place, it's a nice, refreshing, non-hippie, more traditional type college tavern-like place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KKdBQXnUlVUZ0ZNTfMQoEA", "date": "2007-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U19cizBqx9j2sghF6iFNjw", "text": "We were staying at the hotel and had a $50 credit here so we decided to give it a shot. \n\nAmbiance was cute, they host game nights for the local university kids and what not around the bar. \n\nWe ordered a bunch of random appetizers and small plates and a few drinks. I got the Gossip Girl, because I love the show and couldn't help myself. It was pretty strong to be honest (I'm not much of a hard liquor girl) \n\nThe onion dip was pretty good, it came with chips but we ordered some extra bread which was a better suit (and recommended by our server). What was really memorable was the Mac and Cheese! It had like 4 or 5 really amazing cheeses with a perfect amount of panko crumbs on top. I was craving this mac and cheese for DAYS after this trip. It was about $10(ish) and was a side dish. I highly recommend sharing this dish. It's very very rich and I don't think any human's body was meant to process that much cow/goat milk! (I did have to run to Walgreens for some lactaid since I'm lactose intolerant, but SOOO worth it!)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dSg40hvzJJkK74ADrVHoBg", "date": "2012-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U5g3hpZijX_zbdEXX7oXwQ", "text": "Henry's the pub restaurant outside the Hotel Durant lobby is a great place to dine and of course for those that like a few drinks there is not a better place to be. The chef went out of his way to accommodate us preparing food to take to ceremonies and/or concerts and for dinner we were constraint with time and the chef went out of his way to prepare dinner for us even though it was too early for dinner. Everyone is friendly, attentive, and cheerful.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "puYmrcccLvW3EnKDFNqSmw", "date": "2010-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UaHMJnDgf4UqL-oRUOvq8w", "text": "\"cuz messin with twofer tuesdays is bad for your health\"....- and your ability to actually get drunk too- because althought you get two drinks for the price of one- trying to get one sure as hell ain't no fun (now if I could just pull some more rhymes down on this review...)\r\n\r\nAnyways, unless you can crowdsurf your way on top of a gridlock worse than 101 on Giants gamedays, you're better off at Kips. Yes Kips.\r\n\r\nbuuuuuut on Cal game days as phenom as Saturdays game, when they've turn that parking lot into a beer garden- the nice 4 dollah cup-0-frosty adult beverage sure tastes good, and warms you up right quick for the game. all in all, 3 mixed sticky stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2Et5T1cebDc9rzqDUrgqPg", "date": "2006-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UkhzrSSmoJ92CvKriRZ0Fg", "text": "This is a nice place for a coffee. I used to sit here in freshman year for some breakfast and coffee if I locked myself out of my room (and happen to have my wallet). Not for the food. For the warm, stress-free ambiance :)\n\nAte here once... Nothing bad, nothing special, nothing memorable!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3e4SbwYHhNy7tzzYlusIcg", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uokb6Mq40RZXO0gG9P_HcA", "text": "I used to eat brunch there all the time when I lived at the nearby International House; but it's been a couple of years since I last went there, until last night. It was as awesome as I remembered it! The service, I have to start out saying, was spectacular! We began with an \"Arugula salad [with] wild arugula, shaved fennel, navel oranges, pistachio, with cider honey dressing and pecorino cracker,\" which could have served four people easy. It was great-I really liked the shaved fennel! For entrees, I had the \"The American Dip which is shaved, slow roasted natural beef ribeye, emmentaler, horseradish, creme on a French baguette, with a smoked porter beef au jus and truffled frites,\" and my husband had the \"\"The Cubano\" which is slow roasted, pulled niman pork, smoked Niman ham, emmentaler, Saag's pickles, American mustard, served with Henyr's pickled cabbage salad.\" We both loved our meals! We ended the evening with good coffee and a nutty ice cream sandwiched between red velvet cookies, which was great!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xurj8kJAsd0fwJKj_xWLEQ", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-_UotZXXnkFoUj_sJEw9Vw", "text": "I'm new to Berkeley, and still learning the lay of the land, but this place keeps getting chosen for various happy hours, so I've been here a few times. \n\nThe place is cute, the service is great, it's close to the law school, and the drinks are very reasonable (four dollars for a well drink - I may only think this is cheap because I've been living in San Fran. We'll see), but the acoustics here are TERRIBLE. Every time I leave Henry's, I leave with a hoarse voice and a painful sore throat. I know I like to talk, but it's more than that! I don't know what it is (all the nice wood panelling?), but this place seems to have night-club-level noise even when it's mostly empty. I don't get it. But it kind of ruins it for me, I have to say. Maybe I'm just getting old....\n\nEDIT 9/22/08:\n\nWell, they've remodeled the whole joint, which may make for better sound levels, and have also apparently upped the food to \"gastro pub\" levels. Whatever that means. I had some chicken wings here a few weeks ago that were pretty tasty, but i was with a bunch of friends here during interview season, and they waited over an hour for their lunches while being completely ignored by servers and management. Which is ridiculous. Hopefully that was just growing pains for the newly renovated place, but it was definitely still a turn-off.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QgsdYyPLslMRPNX4eWC6wg", "date": "2007-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V0WGBIBqRTkhxZNvUu4E3A", "text": "Ok so I'm gonna give this place two stars because it was awesome to come here and get trashed when I was 18...BUT now that I am older and wiser (and legal, mind you) I avoid this place like the plague. Yes they have \"Two for Tuesdays\" and yes, that means it's $5 for 2 drinks but the moral compromise you must make to come here on this night is just simply not worth it. Getting to the bar is a nightmare, not only because it's crowded but because I feel like my butt is getting gang-banged across the dance floor by 15 ghetto muthaf*ckas when I ain't even shakin it! I mean, come on...And when you finally do get to the bar, you better hope you put on your titty shirt that night cuz you gotta show the ladies to get some service. And when you do get your drinks...finally...there will be some odd carbonated, chlorine-tasting fluid instead of the sweet and sour you asked for. Oh Henry's, thank God you're renovating and will be closed for 3 months...maybe if we're lucky you will never re-open!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qanfJ1jOoVAuCShMHbCVpg", "date": "2008-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vckI03sLX5uD4Lw45hrEDQ", "text": "Back when I was a drinking man the twofer tuesdays were a blessing.  It gets the stars now mostly for the memories, although the ratio supported by this mediocre setup is still surprising.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CCUf-veaNdAeL7NUTvUhrg", "date": "2006-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VDwxM3W0VN_hHUAQmb4wFg", "text": "**Follow up**\nAfter the waitress OVERTIPPED HERSELF on my credit card, the manager promised to reimburse me. He directed me to the accounting department, who redirected me elsewhere, and so on and so forth on a loop. They all promised I would get my money back because of what the waitress did. It never happened, they avoid my calls. THIS PLACE SUCKS TOO. I GO TO THE FIVE BAR NOW AT HOTEL SHATTUCK, BECAUSE THE PEOPLE THERE ARE WAY COOLER AND MORE PERSONABLE.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "nlx12n_9NePyMAaIazbr-Q", "date": "2010-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Vf3w6kgPYQcGJdyUURZ_HA", "text": "These hours on YELP are not correct hours.\n\nWe had last call, in a very crowded bar, at about 11:15 PM - on a Friday.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "U58-bJEUW3oAkeoWoLcMYg", "date": "2012-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wBsOjc2PjnotNhK1tGtZkA", "text": "I've never tried the food here, but this place is definitely the place to be if you want great drinks and to be in the company of great people, especially after a Cal game. \n\nIt has been a while since I was last in, not since the did their upgrades, I'll definitely have to be back in to check it out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WNhXDhY8GPZJfsnRivq6pQ", "text": "Just realized that I hadn't written a review for Henry's - how can that be??  Henry's has been my go-to place now after meeting with my wedding planner down the street at the Berkeley City Club.  Henry's has great food, a great staff and, most importantly, great drinks that aren't super pricey (because, if youre planning a wedding and talking about how much this bad boy is going to suck out of wallet, you need a good, strong drink to soften the blow.)   The atmosphere here is always awesome - very much like being at your old friend's house for an evening of good conversation.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5ZpL7gDK75N_-9k2x4Qh0w", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WoF_qQC_u2DxfH3ayVY6fw", "text": "I came in here with my girlfriend at a slightly odd hour apparently ( 9:00pm on a saturday night, a hour before closing) There was no one else there. Dont let this scare you, because whenever i passed this place, it (or at least the bar portion) is crowded with people. \n\nWe chose this place simply because Chef Eddie's Angry mac n cheese sparked my interest a year ago and we never had the opportunity to try it.\n\nso here we go;\nChili (for i have  a weird obsession with trying different chili recipes); Truthfully... the chili was nothing special, was somewhat disappointing and comparable to Chili's chili...  \n\nSoup of the day (which was a vegetable puree of sorts in soup form); it was pretty good for something as simple as a vegetable soup. \n\nChicken strips; They were big for the 4-5 pieces. I believe that they were half breast and were flavored with lemon served with a side of salad. I would probably get this again\n\nAngry Mac n Cheese; It was a unique twist from the traditional mac n cheese, although because i didnt  get it loaded with mushrooms and chicken i think it could have been significantly better. Will probably come back just to retry this. \n\nFruit cake crumble;  This was the BEST thing we had that night.  That is all. try this if you can.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NqVTQJLRjarENt4O5vdL-Q", "date": "2011-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X_7ruGjoIKyoCS5hBCnaCw", "text": "Came here for a friend's birthday with a big group.  Given that the bar area was super crowded, we opted to take over a table in the dining room.  Swanky posh dining room next to dark loud pub-y bar?  Not really the best setup.  Now I love a good party, but if I were a guest seeking respite at a hotel, I wouldn't be too happy about this booming bar downstairs.\n\nAnyway the wait staff was pretty unhelpful in accommodating our big group, so we just ended up pushing tables together ourselves.  Which they later seemed peeved about, but if they didn't like it they should have helped us!  Given they only had a few other occupied tables, you'd think they'd jump at the chance to help out a big group - especially since we were all eating dinner and having drinks.\n\nAlso, I hate when I order a salad that sounds all fancy on the menu, but turns out to just be plain greens.  No tomato, no cucumber, no nothing...just salad greens.  Call it a freaking green salad and leave the other adjectives outta there!!\n\nRedeeming aspects: good mixed drinks, and pitchers of beer available.\nWould give the place another shot, maybe for drinks at the bar.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pRmwJ6jt3ClpH4JIaAF0yA", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XB6dLXkSEk7OPtp2rl7pew", "text": "The drinks and the food was good.....but the staff seemed put upon and bothered and in general unfriendly.  Too bad, because we were staying in the hotel and would have liked to just chill and eat there more, but didn't want to deal with the attitude.  This place could be really great with a \"Cheers\" like friendly staff.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kIV04ZOFnyLcK93XUQh7eQ", "date": "2010-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XFLcfAs4IPNNDuHYiM6CaA", "text": "I frequent Henry's to watch games, catch up with friends, and just for a casual drink. It's a nice escape from the general college crowd as it's usually full of GSI's, parents, and the older Berkeley populace. It can be hard to find seating during a game or catch the attention of a server, but once you have that they're plenty attentive.\n\nThe beer is pricey unless you get Budlight. My friends and I usually opt for the other beers on tap which can range from $8/glass to $17/pitcher. The fries are pretty good to pig out on and share but the dinner plates aren't THAT great. I've ordered the fish n chips per the server's opinion and I have to say I wasn't impressed. My roommates ordered the burger and the steak sandwich, which may be a better choice considering it is a pub. \n\nOverall, a pretty standard place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CF1flWDN-ir-ZhkF9IkoDQ", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y_ehQZyqAZpAAvwJ4PY4Hg", "text": "Being that I went to UCSB, I could really take or leave Cal Football; but if you are going to a game, this is the place to start. In fact, it's good for games on the telie, too. \n\nI went last night with a couple of guy friends who had to watch a game that was only played on the NBA channel. After several calls we learned that Henry's supported such avid fans and would be showing the games that don't come on prime channels. Cool. So we went. \n\nIt was 80 outside and 80 inside. I could barely get out a hoot or holler since I was so f*cking hot. Seemed like it would be cozy the majority of the year, during cooler days. \n\nThey didn't have sound with the games, but instead played some hits of the oldies...not really get pumped music...\n\nBest french fries I've had in the East Bay. \n\nSo it goes something like this:\n\nAmbiance (recently remodeled according to website) 4\nFood 4\nService 2.5\nPlaying hard to find games 5\nKnowing at times that it will be really hot, and that at other times it will be shoulder to shoulder crowded  0.5\nParking 2\nProximity to BART 3\n\n*It's the Hotel Durante Bar & there maybe a parking lot in the back*", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CZ8cqmBZDs06K2n4M8Vdlg", "date": "2009-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yjs8bdou8hFt8qJdP6oVWg", "text": "Disclaimer: this 3-star rating is actually somewhat misleading, since I haven't had a mediocre experience here -- they range from Good and Yummy (G&Y) to Downright Awful (DA).\n\nDA\nThe scene is set. Cal football game. Drunken people yelling obscenities against the Ducks or Beavers or whoever it is we're playing this week. Of course, Bear's Lair, Raleigh's, and Blake's are packed beyond belief. We go to Henry's in hopes of a quick buzz before the game. And.... success! They have beer! Why was this a DA experience? It was $8 for a cup of Sam Adams. I could have gone to Safeway and got myself a nice six-pack for that price. Abso-effing-lutely outrageous!\n\nG&Y\nThe scene is set. Dinner before a meeting on campus. We're in a bit of a hurry to make the meeting, so we order whatever's quick. I got the steak nicoise sald -- salad is nicely/lightly dressed, steak is medium rare and sliced thinly and arranged prettily. Others' sandwiches are great, fries are good. Solid meal.\n\nDA + G&Y\nThe scene is set. Saturday lunch with some friends. The restaurant is completely empty, minus some Jack Nicholson-look-a-like and his wife. We order, bread comes out -- it has the temperature of a rock, and the butter isn't any warmer :( A few of us ordered Cuban sandwiches -- soooo good! Melted Swiss cheese, pork, and ham make for a trio between two slices of bread all pressed into one happy family. Definitely would recommend it. That's the G&Y part. I would NOT recommend getting the side salad to go with it... it was drowning in vinaigrette, and my tongue almost shriveled from the salt that was put into it. I got the salad instead of the fries to be healthy; I decided it would be healthier to not eat the salad.\n\nIt's pretty much hit or miss with Henry's. G&Y or DA... you can flip a coin and it'd be an accurate estimate of the quality of food you're going to get.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EK6YJiey5K6hkKcbonY9lg", "date": "2008-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZwqNCsYKtSMMfX_-PVIJQQ", "text": "It's really a 3, but a 4 because the bartender didn't charge me for a shot of corazon tequila on my 22nd birthday although i came in a few days afterwards. Drinks are kinda of pricey as is the food, but they make them well.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4RWjr6-QXA9Z-7gRMXMDhQ", "date": "2009-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CTWVKqpYSxJ58JY3YuOdvQ", "text": "One of the 3 husbands i had in Berkeley: Kips, Raleigh & Henry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Z7wYV7NVNAH_B0eE35d2wg", "date": "2006-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "EHjoGgPXA-JCQpJ2x7xJvg", "text": "Oh Henry's! another Cal staple. You can't not go into this place. It's got that classic bar feel and look. Better bathroom then most joints and always a fun crowd (cute and friendly.) Good college recession prices on the meals. Obviously you come here for the beer, not to review the grub, it ain't fine dining honey.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wZG2xlICfUkJiY1NdPJH2A", "date": "2009-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gMbTxdqf1tEEB_uGjDzbhQ", "text": "This review is for the bar.... \n\nThere are few better places to watch the NFL Sunday ticket.  It is quiet not a crazy bar like atmosphere, and you can feel comfortable watching the game over a very good breakfast without feeling like you need to pound beers.  The bloody mary's are fantastic. \n\nThis is also a very cool place to catch after a Cal game... preferably a win.  The entire Cal marching band crowded the place and played music for beer.  it was so FREAKING loud... really cool.  \n\ndon't wear a red wisconsin badger shirt on game days though... drunken girls will slap you in the face and yell 'Take off that red shirt!' ... they think it's for Stanford.  silly college girls.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HDAIh66RQqfJVq0K1QMHTg", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nnHGbM6YSkg6K6bmoFu6CA", "text": "i don't know what the deal is with henry's.  do they actually think that they're a nice \"hotel bar\"???  b/c if so, that's a load of crap...the drinks are expensive, but they suck...as do the people in general.  it sticks out weirdly in my mind b/c i remember once being *by far* the tallest girl in there and one of the 3-4 tallest people--and that's weird b/c i'm only 5'7\".  i have no idea what was going on (midget fest or something).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vAFgR-NDc_U9khon2pTHuQ", "text": "Arrived at 11:30 on Sunday for Brunch. Not even half the tables were filled. Were seated promptly and given menus. The guy took our order after about 10 minutes. 15 minutes  minutes later we were still waiting for water, coffee, anything - the waiter or anyone for that matter was simply AWOL. Ridiculous. I tried to flag the guy down a few times. I mean really, the place was half full. It's pretty basic. Water the table, bring coffee and check in. Not that hard and we aren't that fussy, but I mean c'mon. \n\nWe left and ate at Top Dog - at least we got served.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "vV_4ALSMQzycrepnL-XKJQ", "date": "2010-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iy-ZbSir08SZrI-GSbNOVQ", "text": "In 1989 a guy rounded up the blondes in this restaurant and molested them with carrots before shooting people. If you can get past that, Henry's serves pretty good food.\n\nCrap. I should have probably picked a more appropriate time to post this review.\n\nI remember really liking their seafood pasta some years ago. The other dish I had a few years later was forgettable though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2007-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "mnd1-zkjKMpHR0QUfxvfAQ", "text": "I don't venture much into the East Bay anymore.  There's no real reason too usually.  However last Thursday was different.  The wife agreed to an event where she spoke about her experience graduating from Boalt Hall and her success at finding a job.  That really says something about the state of the economy by the way.   I wanted to go as well because it would give me an excuse to go to Great China when she was done which happens to be my favorite Chinese restaurant in the bay area.  \n\nWhile she was doing her thing I figured I'd find a sports bar have a couple pints and watch Thursday night Football.  So I pulled out the trusty phone searched for Sports Bars and Henry's popped up as the closest to where I happened to park.  \n\nI walked in and it was definitely poppin off for a Thursday night I got the last bar stool at the end of the bar ordered a beer and watched the Bears blank the Phins.  After a couple of pints I had to take a whiz.  Lo and Behold the coolest urinal I have ever seen.  Check it out in the photos or click this link \nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA?select=y1lDVa62lHwX2zErvqkF4g", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rrj11KKFTDPpjhFlxU7Z6A", "date": "2010-11-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c22jOszJUEJojhVLVQZGIQ", "text": "It would be nice to separate Henry's Pub from Henry's Restaurant in reviewing this. Ultimately, I'd say the pub is a great place. High stool chairs around tables & a beautiful looking bar--the actual bar area is pretty nice and I've always enjoyed the ambiance. The drinks are good and they have a rotating tap with good selections. I have only eaten in the restaurant section once (or for that matter, in the pub section as well), but I was not very impressed with the food and the atmosphere was rather dull. That said, the service of both the bar area and the restaurant area are equivalently good. I'd highly recommend Henry's for a drink on game day or to get the night started on a weekend.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SaEaRaNWJHplWOY5ojSBVQ", "date": "2010-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f6wTVE72Lz_7-EEz67Q1jA", "text": "I came here with a friend for Easter brunch. With the prices on the menu, this place definitely doesn't cater to college students, unless they're ballers. \nBerry Pancakes ($10) - Good, but definitely not worth the price. I bet the pancakes across the street at Cafe Durant do not pale in comparison. \nLemongrass Fries (~$4) - Highly recommend these! Very flavorful and they give you plenty! The fries come with with a mayo dipping sauce that prolly did nothing for my summer beach bod, but I wasn't too concerned at that time.\n\nBasically, the brunch was good, but left my wallet feeling lighter. It's a good place to try, but if you're on a budget, you prolly won't become a regular.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2011-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FZzIn94RUT_sIUItz9uG8w", "text": "This is an alright bar. A lot of the regulars seem to be grad students from Cal, most likely from Haas the way that they look and dress. It's a pretty comfortable place where the hostesses largely leave you alone and are pretty casual about everything. You have people that are just coming in and coming out of your party? Sure thing. You have some under 21s coming in? They don't make a big deal about it. You're extremely loud and paying attention to the games on all the different TVs? Welcome to the rest of Henry's. \n\nThe libations are great and the hostesses are always knowledgeable about their current specials and sometimes even what games are on. The food is alright although their angry mac and cheese did give me some stomach problems. Their other food and appetizers are fantastic though. I love their large bowl of thin-cut fries and a plate of their sweet onion terriyaki wings and sweet potato fries are always a favorite. Their burgers are decent and it's all just typical bar food anyway. \n\nI've made it to their trivia night and they give out some pretty good swag. Their trivia questions are hard as hell though. I know it's Berkeley but can we not go from 70s rock to chemistry, thanks! I need to make it to their weekly tastings (Alcohol 101 or something).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2009-12-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IuH6E2WTX04s8PaePrBUSA", "text": "Chef Blyden made the best burger I've had in years, and the best fries (S&G) and onion rings I've ever had, period.  Yes, the service was weak, but my goodness, I loved the food.  My mother, wife, and children adored the Angry Mac and Cheese, even as leftovers.  I can't wait to go back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CT_j1ORitjGZAcbN_sSrYQ", "date": "2010-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lXblVQG8lD0rEpQnPSlXSA", "text": "Hands-down my favorite bar in Berkeley.  I love that the staff recognize me when I come in and are always super friendly.  Even the chef comes out to say hi, and he is a very warm and charming guy, not to mention a great cook.  The food is innovative and delicious but lacks pretension.  I can't wait to try more.  Coming in to Henry's always puts a smile on my face.  Now if only they would go back to their 2 for Tuesday nights...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VdWqWq6I57jgU9ScTZdHLw", "date": "2008-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PlSAW7Ol8oWoWpPz3RUL1Q", "text": "From the outside I was expecting more of an Irish Pub feel, but it turned out to be more of a Western saloon.  Don't bother with the food here, this joint is strictly for boozin'!  They did have Powers Irish Whiskey, which was a surprise.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3yUvDPVrKiytBdVj3PygMg", "date": "2007-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S9qfgM8k6Jg48vCrvewfHg", "text": "The food here is great and so is the staff. The food is a bit overpriced but when I went we shared appetizers so it wasn't too bad. We ordered the sweet potato fries- the dipping sauce that came with these was great!, the garlic fries- SO GOOD, the wings- a bit spicy but the lime sauce was good, and the spring rolls- also good, my friends really liked the sauce for these. \nOn game days it's pretty crowded and houses the grad students as opposed to the younger undergrads. There are also many TVs to watch the games on and separate tables in another area for some privacy. They also have a good selection of beers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SqnOKU_ge9uCiiWzMvfbhQ", "text": "Wonderful Breakfast! \n\nGreat place to start out the morning! \n\nNot being to familiar with Berkeley we decided to go to Henry's. \n\nPros \n-Great Food \n-Reasonable Prices \n-Great Service \n-Nice Ambiance \n-Nice Booths \n\nCons \n- Limited Seating \n- Little kids screaming (that day) \n- Hard to find parking \n\nDefinitely a place I would recommend and go back to.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_vCmeBPEQR9BPD_vGMB7Ww", "date": "2011-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T55S-OyQwc88umJnBL5XNg", "text": "I was excited to try the recently updated Henry's, inside the Hotel Durant, because I had read that  the new menu was by the same chef as 21st Amendment in the city, and I have enjoyed their delicious jerk chicken and fantastic desserts for many years. Perhaps my expectations were too high, though, because the dinner felt like a bit of a let down.\n\nThe experience was strained from the beginning - walking into the place, it was strangely disorienting trying to choose between sitting in the bar area with the televisions or in the dining room. We chose the dining room which quickly felt like it was probably a mistake...it had the feel of a hotel cafeteria (with some very trippy decorations, including starfish and some plastic pot leaves) and the lights were a little too bright to be charming.  I found myself longing for the darker tones of the bar area even though it was television land. Television sports land.\n\nWe ordered our drinks and it wasn't until they came and we started to place our order that our waitress told us they were out of two things we wanted - the jerk chicken and the assorted pickled vegetables. So we needed a few more minutes to gather our order together, and this ended up being a mistake as well, because then it was a good 15-20 minutes before our server came back to check on us. Ouch.\n\nWhen our food finally did come it was quite good, though. The  Angry (spicy) Macaroni and Cheese made up for its lack of a crusty top with a soft and creamy goodness, and the frites were a zesty lemongrass flavor, tender to the tongue but not crunchy enough for my taste. \n\nWe also got the chicken salad, which mixed fennel, orange, radish, and fresh greens, and did the trick. But, damn, I was bummed they had run out of the jerk chicken, the signature dish, if you will.\n\nThe best thing about our experience at Henry's was the cocktails - an \"East Bay Iced Tea\" - Hangar One vodka, fresh lemon and lime juices, and a splash of iced tea. Definitely yummy and worth mimicking at home. We also tried the \"Joie to Veev\", which features an acai licquer, and another spin on the Cosmo with lots of fresh lime juice. Yum.\n\nI would definitely come here again when I'm craving a fancy designer $9 cocktail (which happens more than I'd like to admit), but I won't be eating here as regularly as a place like T-Rex or Sea Salt.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7ff0UONP-IbpioyeARLS9A", "date": "2008-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VL4AoyJe4MM31zxssN-9xA", "text": "I lost all respect for Henry's after going to their 2 for 1 Tuesdays.  They have 2 for 1 drink \"specials\" aka Popov, Captain Morgan, and coke, all served in your standard red plastic party cup.  Someone was probably like, \"wouldn't it be awesome if we threw a frat party at this bar and charged people to get in?\"........NO, it would not be awesome.\n\nDon't bother with Henry's--just head one block east and hit up bro row.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VgES8hbXDX48lt0PR7CKzQ", "date": "2007-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W7ZEwVU14JfrLfz1evkLpg", "text": "I'd like to start this review off by apologizing to Henry's for not becoming a fan sooner.\n\nHenry's, my dear -- I'm sorry.\n\nOkay, now that we've got that out the way, let's do this.  When I was a student at Cal, Henry's was always a place that seemed to be packed during game days, evenings, weekends, etc.  I much preferred to go someplace that was cheap and got me drunk quick.  Obviously, \"class\" didn't mean much to me, as I was pretty much focused on getting s***-faced as quickly and cheaply as possible.\n\nMy, how things have changed.\n\nHenry's is definitely a great spot to have a post-hard-day-at-work happy hour with a friend or two.  They've got a great selection of beer and, much to my delight, a fully stocked bar.  Whether I'm in the mood for a pint of some IPA or a glass of scotch, this place knows what it's doing.\n\nAdditionally, they've got a nice menu for any occasion, from \"I only want a quick beer and appetizer\" to \"we're starving, want a full on dinner and drinks\".  I actually enjoyed the $3 \"pickled and spiced vegetables,\" which were great finger foods for our gathering.\n\nService was great and the atmosphere was awesome.  I'll definitely become a regular.\n\nOh, and you get to piss on a Stanford-themed urinal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VRojHy7g5HRAFVZ6yE1cjQ", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WaF3Ln8b2E0syZjV-ykafw", "text": "Went on a Monday night for football.  Good experience, I'll be back frequently.\n\nThey had a couple of beer specials. 1 draft, 1 bottled for $3 each, as well as a couple of food specials.  We ordered orange espresso wings.   Sounds strange, tastes good.  Nice and crispy.  Also had a good Cuban sandwich $12, though the fries could have been crisper.  \n\nOur server gave us outstanding service!  Very friendly and attentive, even though she was the only server at the time.  \n\nThey have several high def plasmas for the game.  And the parking lot is now open.  \n\nA bit more upscale than other \"sports bars\" in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "339oCehw0GP0UBB3KkSiYg", "date": "2008-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XAmzqgGxV-lmnKzV3FuG2w", "text": "When did Henrys become a gastropub?\n\nWe had fun here after finals and the food was pretty good.  Not as crazy as Blakes, much quieter so you can talk.  Classier so a good place to meet before a date.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "64zZ2VxqHk8WH16No89zow", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-ybWRrcthozC-VaRb4Umbw", "text": "CHICKEN AND WAFFLES.  \n\nThat is all you need to know.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KYaGBbxmyRWQBZMw5lgktg", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1aKfJlsIooZNWKg9hxahdw", "text": "I'd give this place 4 stars but it's getting 5 since this place holds a bit of significance to me...The mister and I came here for our first date. Aww the memories...\n\nAnyway, we came here on a Tuesday night around 7:30pm and took a seat at the bar. There are plenty of places to sit, high and low top tables. They accommodate to big parties also. Seems like an awesome place to watch a Cal game or any other big sporting event, lots of TVs. \n\nFrom what I remember, our bartender was the manager; very nice & helpful lady. Since I'm not much of a drinker she and the mister came up with special drinks for me, nothing too strong or too sweet. They have a good alcohol & beer selection and are very open to letting you \"try\" a beer out.\n\nI ordered the baked mac & cheese and it was DELICIOUS. Definitely not your typical mac & cheese dish. There was something different about it, I think it had prosciutto. The manager raved to us about how good and popular their mushroom appetizer was and ended up giving it to us for free because she really, really wanted us to try it. The sauce was so unique. I've never had mushrooms cooked like this before, definitely a must for anyone that comes here. Oh and they give you bread so you can soak up all that yummy sauce after you demolish the mushrooms.\n\nI heard this place is packed on the weekends...I can't imagine it would be fun standing at the bar with the high top tables only a couple feet away.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qiulHWLvkwKIvrURKNHz3w", "date": "2011-03-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3vO2hzRWExSZDOfm6EOCAw", "text": "I made a reservation for about 20 people about a week before my birthday. I double checked completely that they would be able to fit all of us at one table since it is a small dining room. But of course, we get there, and the dining room is about 75% full and can probably seat 8 of us. I asked our hostess what the problem was, and she said we had to wait about 15 mins and we would be seated at 5 different tables....I said I made sure it was one table, and she said \"you can take it or you guys can leave because we dont have another table\". I asked to speak to a manager. about 20-30 mins later, we were seated at a weirdly shaped table, and they didnt even apologize. Food was fine, service wasnt good at all (they almost ignored us). Bad experience with their service, and ridiculous that the server would say that. \n\nI ordered this cheesy potato dish that I really didnt enjoy, it was just so heavy with the cheese and bacon and the potatoes were so dense. Most of the other people ordered burgers and fries, and the fries were really god.\n\nI would consider coming here again for lunch or dinner with just a very small party.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "k-ccA1KzyJTpMEjh75WmSQ", "date": "2012-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PPqwhT_a81_YOlmDD66luA", "text": "Wow, this restaurant was terrible. We just took a co-worker there in honor of her graduation, and the whole event was just terrible, except for the Eurocup playing on the flat screen t.v.'s located all around the room.\n\nThe service was crap. Now generally I am a look at the bright side of life kind of person, but I was really getting pissed. No one bothered to even look at us for ten minutes, and that wasn't until we went and asked for menus. No water. A Jackhammer loud as can be in the room next door making it hard to hear, and the walls vibrate.\n\nOnce we did place our order, we waited, waited, and well, waited some more for our food. The orders were wrong, the food was cold, and the beverages were flat. The menu also has limited choices, and not much for vegetarians. Way overpriced. Oh, and did I mention the jackhammer?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pEzr3C08XhLACcVKI1pYPA", "date": "2008-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ygHMY7qH2e2UXJYPQLFsoA", "text": "First of all, I love the spaetzle here!  It's so rich and satisfying with excellent leftover potential.  Although, the second time I ordered it the waitress sort of corrected my pronunciation.  I lived in Switzerland for a year so hopefully I do know how to say it correctly!  Anyway, I love the decor and atmosphere of the dining room, although I don't think the metal tables in the bar area are especially nice or clean.  I have loved all the food I've had here, especially the escarole salad (such good cheese) and sweet potato fries.  I will be back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WKtSpOHEJ08nsngYqflVqA", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cv42bELGbcdDMhoSamt-wQ", "text": "If it ain't broke, why fix it? \n\nAfter they redid Henry's, I can't help but think that they've paved paradise and put up a parking lot. I liked the old Henry's. The chili. The wooden bar stools. The atmosphere. All gone. Now, it's a \"gastropub.\" My friends, Henry's has been gentrified. \n\nThe service was fine and attentive. Food? Nothing spectacular. Had the hamburger, and it was a hamburger. $13 for a blue cheese hamburger with fries. Again, nothing to write home about. \n\nShowed up at noon on a Monday during the intersession for the undergraduate campus. Needless to say, the place was empty. \n\nMy main beef is simply that I liked the old Henry's. I liked the chili. I like chili. \n\nOh well.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ys2yVT0V24R4btboHKea9A", "date": "2008-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rn2WEohbL7re6UWt0FETzw", "text": "I have never had a fun night here.  The bouncers always look at you like they might frisk you just for the hell of it.   \"No sir, there's no gun in my bra.\"  The drinks are expensive, served in plastic cups and watered down. Tables are hard to come by and even if it's not crowded, guys still rub up against you like there was no space to squeeze by.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "H4JNrBAoyCk_ZMZWbAf8OA", "date": "2005-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 15, "useful": 12, "funny": 22}, "review_id": "qPLuz46TXIX1qEm3KN_3Kw", "text": "I cannot see this sign without thinking, \"Heny's Pubic House & Grille\"  It's a crazy psychological block on my part but I can't get past it.  I see the sign and I get this weird mental image in which everything in the bar is covered in pubic hair and it's invades my brain and all i want to do is throw up all over the joint.  Is this just me?  \n\nother than that, it feels very much like a college bar in a college town. which is what it is.  they have two for tuesdays which is full of underage (?) college (?) kids pretending to be drunker than they actually are, freaking to the radio edit of jay z's, \"hard knock life\".  the irony is not lost on me.  allison b. is totally correct about the bouncers skeevily undressing you with their eyes.  however, when the closest thing you've had to sex in months is watching two homeless people make out over a shopping cart*, this might be a rush.  i don't know, i say get your kicks where you can.  ain't no shame.\n\n*kinda like jake ryan and molly ringwald in the final scene of sixteen candles.  but instead of a birthday cake, it was a shopping cart.  and instead of two attractive teens, it was two 50 year-old meth addicts who hadn't bathed in months.  so possibly molly ringwald circa now?  have you seen that bitch?  she has roughly three teeth and family of birds living in her hair.  she's all walking around france being like, \"widgeri widgeri do!  how are you!  i love puppies!  STAND BACK OR I WILL EAT MY OWN HAND!!!!\"  \n\ni aspire to such heights.  i am also totally out of it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "To7EBxWC-Yz011V2-tdTvA", "date": "2007-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 17, "useful": 18, "funny": 17}, "review_id": "YOnBf81yq0n_eGX1APEOnQ", "text": "Yesterday afternoon at the end of a long day listening to people talk just to affirm their existence I went to a lecture on happiness.  The lecture didn't necessarily give me anything that I was looking for and I'm not sure what I was looking for anyway I'm just certain that whatever it was I didn't get it at the lecture.  But the setting was sublime, all in one of those little glens that cross the Cal campus in places. \n\nWhen the questions were almost finished my trusty traveling companion and confidant and I wandered off in search of a libation that perhaps could liberate aspects of the lecture that were trapped lost in my feeble imagination.  We walked to Raleigh's, which to my dismay is now closed and maybe gone forever.  Then, thirstier, we tripped the light Telegraph and found ...\n\nNothing.\n\nI remembered High Street in Columbus, where Ohio State would go to get its drink on.  Berkeley suddenly seems to have its priorities in all the wrong places.  Not a watering hole to be found!\n\nUntil Henry's.  An oasis in my desert.\n\nWe shared fish n chips, though much else looked delicious.  The wonderful tender had the order split in the kitchen, divided into matching little iron skillets.  It was delectable, perfect batter, moist and tasty cod, little crispy cooked just right frites.  Three Guinnesseseses.  \n\nGrown ups.\n\nThe setting is cozy, the location convenient for all manner things.  Reading the other reviews makes me hungry and I'll go back for certainly to try it again.  I am no closer to my understanding of the happiness, but I can testify without a doubt that for an odd reason the edges of my mouth curled upwards yesterday in Henry's.  It was a pleasing sensation.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A-HI7Mcr_-SL60T3WvSjiQ", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6S6MnxPhJ0bolhvOBeeJiQ", "text": "I went to a free lunch at the Hotel Durant for this on-line registration company (Cvent) and the food, from Henry's, was pretty tasty.  My step-sister used to hang out here a lot back in the day but then there was that terrible incident where that guy held a bunch of people hostage in there and she was one of them.  Because of that, I never went there.  It is still creepy to think about.\n\n\"On Sept. 27, 1990, Mehrdad Dashti, a deranged man carrying three concealed handguns, walked into a popular U.C.-Berkeley hangout. Twenty minutes later, he opened fire, injuring many people and killing one. Ultimately, the incident became an eight-hour siege during which 33 people were held hostage.\"\n\nmore about the incident here: http://www.scu.edu/ethics/dialogue/candc/cases/publick.html", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6bfcLLL35DpsxAxxk5ZNAQ", "date": "2007-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FGMMdrUsHCdYqWW-L4Wq4Q", "text": "For this place to not be super packed on a Friday night in Berkeley could mean that it's no good.\n\nBut it was great.  It was fun, not overly crowded, and the food was quick, and tasty and kept the beer from getting my drunk. \n\nThey have a strong menu of mixed drink options (I had to try the GOSSIP GIRL drink which was pure rum almost) and a variety of pub/bar food with a little bit of a kick.  (Ie. the spicy mac and cheese was hot hot hot!)  The staff is there to work but also make your night fun, and the crowd in there is friendly even while watching whatever game is on TV.\n\nEvery seat was taken but it wasn't a situation in which I could barely move- PERFECT for me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VK-ds3dGSSBoavkFde3e2Q", "date": "2009-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "r9WSM-WxEeEDBW3fmmIvpg", "text": "1) Best place to go on game day - I mean the two games I haven't gone to but have celebrated, I've been here.\n2) If you show up on a random week night with one other girl, and you two look really lame in sweat pants just having a glass of wine at the bar, most likely the bar tender will give you the drinks for free.   maybe not, but that's what happened to me.\n3) My roommate made a lasting friendship with one of the Cal basketball players.  It's a special relationship wholly implemented through facebook and instant messages.\n\nThank you Henry's!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QcPN-Dee_dU2IWno-f2oYA", "date": "2006-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_4E2Dtwql4dvwzEV6OGVXA", "text": "I've never had a bad time at Henry's. The bouncers take one look and decide eh, what the hell.\nInside there is definitely the frat atmosphere, but you can find a few friends to chill and relax with. Take advantage of the dance floor if you must. \nAlso Two for Tuesdays drink specials rock. It's quite happening on Tuesday night so get there early if you want a table or to get in the door.\np.s. My friend is one of the waitresses so be nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Dcg1sFP7by5YN8z4CMT-A", "text": "It's my watering hole for watching CAL Bears Football and Basketball on the TVs.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PZR-d99E1nkvI5cHFmoBQA", "date": "2007-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A1XYaNbuSmNXNkvMdjo9Xw", "text": "Pub is nice.  For food, the breakfast was a bit overpriced (they called it brunch, but for $14, a breakfast like one you'd get at Denny's for $4.99).  I do not know why American hotels, esp. one in a hotel in a college town, do not do breakfasts in the European way...nice buffet, included in the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4yBZOinsugYZTGpHoM5QIQ", "date": "2010-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AbQlcu0YHVinhkkrWHQfYw", "text": "Went for Sunday breakfast after a late night out on Saturday night. They had football games on many large LCD screens (good), with the sound at a low-ish but still hear-able level (good).  About  1/2 full of people, so it was busy enough to be nice, but not so busy you didn't get help.\n\nWaiters took good care. Complements here.\n\nI had an omelet. I generally don't get them, because they're often so bad. But this was very nicely done, with spicy local chorizo, mushrooms & local cheese. Nicely fluffy, but still firm enough to hold together as you ate it. The local touches were good.  The potatoes were a bit mushy, but fine.  A side of berries & vanilla yogurt helped bring some coolness to the breakfast.\n\nAll in all, thumbs up.  I wish I'd have stayed at the hotel this is in. It's a Joie de Vivre hotel, and I generally like that brand - and it would have been much better than where I _did_ stay. (Don't ask...)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "149sC2Oexc-Yeo-lS8VuVg", "date": "2011-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "amUhN_II4XKaP0Se8az1mw", "text": "Had a coupon from Caltopia for a free Angry mac'ncheese.\n\nWalked in. Got seated in the corner. TVs blaring football and some CSI-like show. Got served the mac'ncheese.\n\nHUGE bowl. OMG, it's like the size of the pho bowls I get back in Little Saigon. Nice crispy panko topping. Creamy pale yellow cheese over pasta....I polished the bowl clean. \n\nBasically, BEST EFFIN' MAC'N'CHEESE I've ever had. Thank you for the freeness too! ($10 about, without). I have \"joined the mob.\"\n\nWaiter came later and basically said I didn't have to even leave tip or anything, no obligation with that coupon. I left a tip though, because I was so darn happy.\n\nGo here, get the mac'ncheese. Be warned, it's loud here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JXnW7mGyMfojNsrG7nx_ug", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g4wQEqgMDHYOE1r6DDLD0g", "text": "My favourite bar to watch a game at when I'm feeling real classy because it's so close to campus. I've been here mostly during the day on Fridays and Saturdays, or whenever there's a hockey game on. They're really nice about that - they'll usually change the channel on one of the TVs (if you want to watch a completely obscure sport while everyone else is watching basketball or baseball) upon request. It's never too crowded, but then again I've never been during happy hour or at nights.\n\nThey have a decent selection of beer, nothing too fancy. The drinks are a little pricey and not too strong. Their food menu is also pretty steep for students, and it's not that great. I enjoy their Lemongrass Garlic Fries and Angry Mac & Cheese, but everything else is either too greasy (Chicken Fingers, Fish & Chips) or unsatisfying portion-wise (Henry's Pub Burger, Steak). \n\nThen again, I have a sneaking suspicion that Henry's target audience isn't Berkeley undergrads but rather patrons of the conjoined Hotel Durant. Either way, I'll stick to my beer!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k9_5EDFHUSV0fPtGQyjTUw", "text": "Just a comfy, neighborhood pub.  We've been here at least 1/2 a dozen times and never had trouble getting a seat.  We've often wondered why it isn't more crowded given its atmosphere, proximity to campus and decent grub.  Once we caught a reasonably talented musician playing acoustic guitar on a random weeknight - very pleasant. \n\nComing from a city with a pub on every corner (chicago) - this town needs lots more spots like Henry's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "b64hOmldspkf70dhk-ZnTw", "date": "2007-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n2xzruHt07aSJgxLT83dWA", "text": "I'd give this place a 3.5. The setting is nice, but the prices are quite high. The service was pretty slow as well. I recommend the angry macaroni dish. Pretty damn good", "stars": 3, "user_id": "diIoD7GPj2yLpE_D-el2lw", "date": "2011-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Od6x_uIpKA_WZUkyVJMww", "text": "Been to Henry's once for drinks and just recently for food. Getting a seat in the sunny room was the beginning to a nice experience....\nservice wasnt too great but the atmosphere and food was better than expected! We ordered the mushroom swiss burger with sweet potato fries and the shepards pie. The burger was delivered with regular fries, honest mistake, so we waited for the SP fries but in the end the three of us agreed the regular fries were better, crunchy and salty and YUMMO! Burger was great, cooked perfectly and big enough to share. Shepards pie portion looked small but in the end it was heavy and plenty of food. It had great flavor with a yummy mashed potato top instead of pastry, and was piping hot! Overall the food was very good, sunny room was very relaxing, a little expensive with drinks but I would definetly go back soon!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zp9UzX4V-YfgtYnIBAi7AA", "date": "2009-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rxFdq_HKnbUP0RnYuX2lVg", "text": "Henry's was an OK place to go for 2 for Tuesdays back in the day (damn I feel old).  But damn, that place would get really crowded just to get sorry excuses for drinks; two cups filled with ice with a half-ounce of liquor didn't exactly get me buzzed.  Try somewhere else in Berkeley for a better time.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "th3GR18EBR5FiHMr3ZYJrA", "date": "2006-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r_zpPOkTUiI8bWrgbtSqpQ", "text": "came here for dinner during a monday night football kickoff night. The dining room was really empty, but the main bar was packed. Had some chicken and waffles, which were decent, but not as good as Roscoes. Quesadillas and fries with garlic dip was delicious. They also have Guiness stout for pitchers. Really pricey though, but great service.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "snP-L3RfBB2EG7Rd3fpyUA", "text": "I used to go to Henry's once in a while on a Tuesday night when I went to school at Cal 4 years ago.  It used to be pretty much like any other frat boy hangout, and I didn't really like going.  I went back recently on a Friday night, and am really impressed with the change.  The bartender was really nice (not to mention HOT).  I think it has new TVs too--Berkeley was lacking a good sport's bar.  Bring all your friends--this place ROCKS!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DWduJX9bNn1qNvlLHAR_VA", "date": "2007-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UgH5cvGT8VfM8SPOgkIssg", "text": "I just have to update now that I've eaten here. The food is soooooo good. Try the tomato and havarti sandwich. You won't even notice the lack of meat. Seriously. So good.\n\nWe surprised the bar with a rather big group last night, and Amy, the ONLY bartender there, was awesome. Somehow she handled all of us and the normal customers without anybody getting upset. Not sure how she did it, but I've got to give her major props.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s1DSkbdFEuO3ODbMWQqSvw", "date": "2008-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V4N9Y8Gecl103_-xzQQjhw", "text": "My family ( five of us) had dinner at Henry's before the Herbie Hancock show  last week at Zellerbach. We were very pleasantly surprised at the quality and tastiness of the food: great steaks, excellent ribs and British style fish and chips, that passed muster with the only native-born Brit in our group!\nWe also had a great waiter - who despite have to serve both the dining room and the bar never let us down. Very good value for money and I will definitely be back, and will tell my friends!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CNng7eZLx_MLsCGXH3lm_g", "date": "2011-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wS27JqEJKiaN-Q2CpX2zEg", "text": "Three of us (me, the boyfriend, and friend of the boyfriend) came here over Labor Day weekend at friend-of-boyfriend's insistence. He was adamant that they have the best Bloody Mary he'd ever had, so we headed over. It was around noon on a Sunday and the place was near-empty, so they swept us from the elegant little bar straight to the lovely dining room. Seriously, lovely is the best word I can find to describe the decor--lovely wallpaper, lovely bay windows...just lovely all around. I was impressed from the start.\n\nA Bloody Mary was ordered and we all agreed that it was, in fact, as delicious as described. I got an omelette with tomatoes, green onions, and emmentaler (my favorite cheese, so bonus points for that one). Fantastic. More bonus points for the sofrito potatoes and the adorable tray of butter, jam, and marmalade. Boyfriend ordered a really good-looking burger topped with some carmelized onions that I kept sneaking off his plate when his back was turned; friend-of-boyfriend chose the crab benedict and devoured it in minutes (his only complaint was the consistency of the yolks--a bit too hard for good benedict).\n\nService was excellent, food was superb, and all in all we really, thoroughly enjoyed our meal. New favorite spot to eat in Berkeley? I think yes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7AIZf3m9wzVBL7aUjl94zg", "date": "2011-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2QrIl0oHSZw6jqkONQF3eQ", "text": "Came here tonight for appetizers and drinks. Great service but food is just so-so. We ordered the mac n cheese, the wings and also the fries. The mac n cheese was good but wasn't super great. Wings had unique flavor to them and were pretty good. The fries also had a unique flavor but i wasn't too fond of them. Overall though this place is a lot nicer to hang out in than many of the other places open late at night.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8EmL2cIvup3OD8Jnw5KOHA", "text": "Slightly sad about the new Henry's (food-wise). I used to LOVE their mushroom (came in a cute pot, super delicious) and now they sort of just stir-fry & put the mushrooms in a marinade and serve it on a plate.\n\nGood location, good for small groups and casual get-togethers. Not as much beer selection as Raleighs but since it's just Henry's and Pappy's left...Henry's is my go-to-bar.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "a4i6BIrd3wcYy1hgBEqNBA", "text": "If you knew me in my heydey, you may have associated me with Henry's and Two for Tuesdays. The bouncer even had the same birthday as me, so that makes this place that more symbolic for me. You can get 2 mixed drinks for $5 but expect to spend a lot more money just to feel the buzz. For me, however, twice double-fisting bud bottles brings me to utter elation as the hip hop beats bring my moves to the dance floor. I recommend getting beer in bottles here because it is a small and cramped place and you usually have to go through the gauntlet of dancers just to get back to your congregation spot away from the bar.  But believe me, bring your closest friends, prepare to get drunk, and don't be shy about talking to all those acquaintences you have met during your years here at Cal. A great place to re-connect, let loose, and build friendships. Definitely a lot of morning-after chuckling. -Matt", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5hZ3j9HWf5cGFvzW2RnxUw", "date": "2006-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ALEpLd6iJZFthUi-ud4tWw", "text": "Pretty nice spot, came here on the monday trivia night. The food is really good here, I got the burger which was awesome, the fries are good thin cut and crispy. The beer selection is great, they have a bunch of micro-brews on tap and nice bottled beers. Its an interesting comparison of the dining area to the bar area, totally different atmospheres which is good depending what you are in the mood for. Kind or random/weird you go through a hotel lobby to get here, seems like it should have its own entrance", "stars": 4, "user_id": "74DJxl-I4cXhCUKNWr7JMw", "date": "2010-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Cd53KZnyssX3z2FHhfZUSw", "text": "Wherever Chef Eddie Blyden goes, I follow!\n\nI've been his groupie for years and years, from 21st Amendment and Alembic in the city to, yes, even the east bay for Henry's! Several restraining orders aside, that is how much I adore this internationally trained chef who puts the spice in my life. Kidding! (There was just that one incident in the Haight...) Kidding!\n\nCEB's Caribbean past and gastropub present collide in my wooo-that's-hot favorite 'Angry Mac and Cheese' -- who knew the Mac could attack? \n\nAnd no where in the Bay Area are you gonna find you some Man Butter smoother than this. What's that short for? Wait for it,... Manischewitz butter!! Who cooks with the Mani? Heck, who even drinks it unless their parents force them to at sunset? Chef Eddie, that's who. What a mensch!\n\nThis uber creative chef of Zurich, Antigua, West Africa and Bay Area fame has found his stride at Hotel Durant, whose new renovations and innovations obviously didn't stop at a coat of paint. \n\nHenry's is great when you want to watch the game and crave something more than fries and a burger. And hey, its price point is out of poor students' ranges, so enjoy the company of adults right near campus! :) \n\nOkay, I'll stop my chef worship now. Head to Henry's, and tell 'em I sent ya! \n\n...Mmmm... man butta...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ynh_a0hEQVlnbHUeCXkxaw", "date": "2008-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "F_CXnoawlgi2LSvJWRQujQ", "text": "I LOVE HENRY'S!! i cant beleive i didn't review this place yet..\n\nBASICALLY, if you want to get a stiff cocktail and don't want to feel all grossed out and dirty *cough* BLAKES *cough*, this is the place to go.  Right by campus, you can stop by and have a drink after a long and intense study session! \nmy favorite cocktails here are the joie de veev and the special bloody mary! and the specialty cocktail Amy makes me on fridays! yum! \n\nthe FOOD FOOD FOOD! MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! my favorite is the angry mac and cheese. oh my.  i had such a craving i just HAD to go.  the cuban panini is wonderful, too. basically, chef eddie makes everything TASTY!!! \n\nthe only downside is the price- a bit steep for college kids, i have to say, but still, SO WORTH IT!!!! im definitely gonna miss this place when i graduate. *tear*.  \n\noverall, GREAT FOOD, GREAT COCKTAILS, convenient location, newly rennovated interior, and friendly staff!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MbFiVsqtIt75yrUNd8LT3Q", "date": "2009-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "STsNC_496Ehnf3XQ80kYPg", "text": "I love this place for game days! The atmosphere is fun and the drinks delicious! If you find yourself there enjoying a game, definitely try a \"Golden Bear\" drink (warning: it is alcoholic).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yt5GlSoWX161zxUGuwPxXw", "date": "2008-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "U-bWJrfqY4RVZd5vUflSvg", "text": "ok, admittedly my review is based purely on 1 experience, but nevertheless....\n\nI am amazed that no one on here has mentioned the \"cottage pie\", it is sooooo good.  lamb, mushrooms, carrot and onion cooked in guinness, \"cheesy mashed potatoes\", all combine to form the most delicious sheperd's pie I have ever tasted (seriously, this is wonder food).  All this for $14, and yes, split it between you and your date.\n\nThe cocktail I ordered was their $7 \"East Bay Iced Tea\", made with Buddha's Hand and Keffir Lime vodkas from Hangar One's distillery in Alameda... also very, very good, and strong!\n\nNext, I ordered their $7 chocolate espresso pudding with crushed nuts and salt flakes - also amazing! quite strong on the espresso flavor, but if you're a fan of coffee you'll appreciate this.  It was like after-dinner coffee + amazing chocolatey/salty/crunchy/deliriously good dessert all in one!\n\nSure, the decor is a little old and verging on outdated, but it has a nice \"homey\" feel, our waiter was friendly and even cracked a few good jokes, and the prices are not bad when you compare them to other restaurants in the area.  I personally went here with my parents (yay for not having to pay), but I would be just as likely to come here with the bf for a special occasion (especially given you could split the cottage pie - $7 each for heavenly food? I'm in).\n\nI guess I'm a fan of the whole gastropub thing.  Never did know the \"old\" Henry's though, so can't comment on that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yi0mwToXd9vliVOmBLIqSA", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "gTfcPGo8LTV4DHz8dGqFiA", "text": "Henry's has stepped it up... BIG.\n\nI went to Cal and used to get trashed there on 2-for-Tuesdays as a student.  My expectations were.... hell, there were no expectations.\n\nAs I have gotten older, I do require certain things- and in the past years Henry's has delivered. \n\nTheir menu has expanded, offering much more than just \"bar food\".\nCan you say \"surf and turf\"?\n\nThe service has improved massively. \nThe music is better selected and not blaring. \nThe bathrooms are always clean.\nThey upgraded to flat screens everywhere and the NFL ticket.\n\nNot to mention, they always add creative and comical specials.\n(See: \"Arcade Fire Shots\" the night of the Arcade Fire show at the Greek- deliciously spicy tequila hits with hot sauce and fresh squeezed lime that certainly got us in the mood for the show.)\n\nAre tuesday's mayhem?\nYes- that's why I don't go then... but if you are 22 and looking for fun, I say \"do it.\"\n\nAre Gamedays chaos?\nUmmm- yes. It's a gameday. It's what I expect and where I see every Cal grad from the last 10 years. Perfect.\n\nThey are currently closed for remodeling so I only anticipate things getting better...\n\nNot that the decor was bad to begin with-- high ceilings, beautiful wood bar, and Cal memorabilia wall to wall.\n\nBottom line: There is no better Sports Bar in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WNQnn-eSnZ_SDT9CVGTPAw", "date": "2008-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6N5XUiaWfboH895SiSTjvw", "text": "One in the afternoon. The stagnant air is thick with it--the yeasty stench of shitty beer and perspiration, the peculiar odor of week old, reheated Fat Slice--it's NFL Sunday. Sure, you're locked into routine, but you should know that there's a whole nother world out there. One whose philosophy espouses tap brews, HDTV, and, most importantly, no sweatpants. Be better than your apartment. Be at Henry's.\n\nHere, you have, at face value, another dime a dozen sports pub. And, in truth, it is, but it's a nice one. There's the decent albeit largely pedestrian beer selection, elevated, overly polished faux-mahogany chairs, and dimmed, amber lighting. Throw in an assortment of televisions of varied sizes, though all viewable, and you have yourself a serviceable sport-media viewing experience. As a plus, there are always a handful of Raiders fans present every week, and it should be noted that there is no seasoning that pairs so well with any dish as their disheartened snot and tears.\n \nThe menu, in accordance with what many of the reviews before me have indicated, is largely overpriced, though, in it's own right, quite good. What's more, their seasonal pastas, surprisingly, are fantastic. Some of the best in Berkeley. With such gems as tomato cr\u00e8me and chanterelle (what hotel sports bar serves chanterelles? You fuckin serious here?) fusilli with broccoli, and fava bean, English pea orecchiette in a basil lemon butter sauce, you'll--and this is no small praise for a place with such outrageous prices--get your money's worth. The pasta itself is nicely al dente, the vegetables and individual constituents cooked perfectly...c'mon Gypsy's--if a sports bar can pull this off, why can't you?\n\nAs a whole, this institution is worthy of any sports fanatic. It has all the makings of a good team-viewing bar, right down to the heckling, oversized jersey-clad division rivals. The fact that I almost ran down a pair of douchebag patriots fans (aren't they all?) for their antics actually adds to the experience.The ambiance is praisable, the service and pricing less so, and the food is a-ok (with a three-star rating to match). In conclusion, it's a bar.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UVGr5pnvtHsczxOwhxtJ1w", "date": "2011-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fkbI14iTW14eKMP_9lUrXQ", "text": "The service was the only good thing about this place, but even that wasn't great as the server lied to me. She told me the crab cakes were small (oh yes they were) but they were all crab and no filler. Umm, what's this corn and scallion then? The two teeny fried crabcakes were basically all filler and the arugula salad they came with (wish I would have known as I started with a ceaser salad) was way too salty.  My husband's turkey burger was okay but nothing special. \n\nEverything was overpriced for the quality. Two beers, crab cakes, a salad and a turkey burger came out to $45. Not worth it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CY0b8_ucmeSbdNSN0NkiiQ", "date": "2008-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9lkneaqSv6PvWOw1K8JoHA", "text": "I love the name Henry. I have a secret reason for that but anyhow.....\n\nwhen I used to go to Berkeley I never went to Henry's on game day because the old people went there. Now I'm an old person and I go there because that is where all the people my age are.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fXgfpYRLJD4hnKyQZ8VHBQ", "date": "2006-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AiTIHiH87NtyIpl_XJ8HJQ", "text": "I used to go to Henry's to watch football games, especially NFL games because they have Sunday ticket, but after they renovated, their prices went way up.  The food improved, but not enough to warrant the prices, especially with the small portions (I paid $10 for a small bowl of angry mac&cheese and a coke). I haven't had the bad experience with waiters and bartenders that others seem to have had (in fact, I've found them quite friendly), but I prefer Bear's Lair for game days.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AOJMY-Lr7IJl0n8YcuzZog", "date": "2009-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "D8ceBC4sPQ7nhiA_oUOAHw", "text": "I went here for breakfast when I was a hotel guest at Hotel Durant.  \n\nThe service was slow as molasses.  I had to get up to get the following: (1) a menu after 10 minutes, (2) ketchup after asking for it and waiting 5 minutes, (3) my check after waiting with my finished plate for 10 minutes.  I saw people who arrived after me finish their meals and pay their checks before I received my food.  \n\nMy eggs-over-medium were runny like the bulls.  \n\nThe only reason I gave it a two is because I got a free glass of orange juice, I had a nice window view, and the bacon came out perfectly.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gf-aOsI2NLRiubmnCuZg5Q", "date": "2007-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "n3PRhClFrua1_mvZY093Zg", "text": "Nice enough place and the beer was relatively inexpensive... but the service was REALLY slow and we practically had to beg for attention, and for the check. Definitely wasn't busy enough that it should have been that hard.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2008-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AlWKUSnuHDFj3_ebWoiNKg", "text": "Nice atmosphere but thats where it ends. \n\nService was fast but the waitress had no clue. She couldn't remember what we ordered and didn't know the menu.\n\nFood: Two cheeseburgers ordered were good to my dad and husband BUT my dad said no onions, he got onions. French Fries were good minus the HAIR my husband found in them. Mac and Cheese was just ok. They were out of two menu items I wanted so I ended up with the buttermilk chicken sandwich. One word for that : GROSS. \n\nNo kids menu and the Mac and Cheese has \"stuff\" in it (my 4 year old pointed out)\n\nDrinks: Beer, Wine and Martini all fine. Water glasses were dirty. \n\nThe waitress could have bought us a round or comp'd something for the HAIR, the non-exsiting menu items and the chicken sandwich I didn't eat but that didn't happen.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ucTsTbflAV6R5XS9x02XDg", "date": "2012-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iNf4r5S4LZAYGvy-82Vu0A", "text": "Seriously, I've never had a good experience at Henry's no matter how many times I've been there. A few months back, I made reservations for a large group because it was my friend's birthday. Right off the bat, the waitress trips and spills my beer onto the table, spills everything else on her serving platter including a glass of red wine onto the table right in front of me. The glass shatters and the red wine spills onto a few people, most of it on my purse and coat!! It's not her fault and I wish her all the best, but the clean up was so not smooth. I ended up wiping off half the stuff off the ground for them. Plus, they did not offer dry cleaning until the end of the dinner. If I were the manager, I would've apologized and mentioned that right away. I know it's not a written rule and it's not for granted, but a free dessert would've been nice to smooth things over, especially since we were such a big group anyway and paid a big gratuity and it was someone's birthday and we chose to eat here.\n\nOh well. At least their mac and cheese is good.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "0xG56Ab4ylqVT1_bELCA0g", "text": "Cost of meal + beer: $15.\n\nSize of group: 4.\n\nTime waited for hostess to tell us to seat ourselves: 3.5 minutes.\n\nAttention paid to us once seated: Nominal.\n\nImpression of food: Mediocre.\n\nEffort put into our overall dining experience by Henry's staff: About as much effort as I put into this review.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "htWqvze_g4tjCfAEYfmuVA", "text": "My family went to Henry's for a weekend brunch and we were pleasantly surprised as to how good it was!  The service was very good and the food was amazing.  A real find!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_6girt96LYPuEOxwl0tFXA", "date": "2010-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cfp-hFiScanyPxScraD1_Q", "text": "I had an absolutely fantastic meal at Henry's a few nights ago, and..I never expected it. A colleague and I had an event on the UC campus nearby, and we needed to eat quickly, but in a warm spot -the student food joints on Durant or Telegraph might be quick, but they all leave their doors wide open to gales -and I don't think it is necessary to review their culinary standards here anyway (ah ah.) So we got into Henry's, because we knew it to serve food and to have this usually empty dining room. Yes, we were ready to settle for a mediocre burger or mac'n'cheese in exchange for a warm seat in a quiet place. Boy, we got way more than what we bargained for! We both had a very tasty sunny tomato soup to start (with fresh basil leaves beautifully crowning it). Then my colleague ordered the burger & fries, and proceeded to swear this was the best he had in the last 6 months! Myself, I had a dish that took me to Italy in a stunning recreation of the Proustian flash: first bite. It was a sort of ratatouille with 2 grilled polenta cakes on top of the vegetable base; the \"Johnny cakes\"  were creamy inside and crisp outside, and the vegetables (and raisins too?) in that yummy ratatouille were bursting with flavor. PLUS: it came presented in a antique-looking ceramic dish straight out of my grandmother's pantry. Visually and gustatively, it was a smashing event in a place I never knew could deliver such magic. We had no time for dessert- sadly- but we were very pleased with the service as well: friendly, fast, and efficient. I am very sure I will go back to Henry's , no hesitation. Gee, I actually wanted to call the chef and compliment him/her, like in a 4 star palace!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "shxRU0OPiIHV57Yc-hIjow", "date": "2012-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "FSdmeGhxNy6fu95vVIRAgw", "text": "Excellent place for day-time drinking. But then again, things are generally pretty excellent if you're drinking in the daytime. \n\nBasically, go before/after football games. Don't go to the wannabe club night on Tuesday.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IgYtTVyr-XOlyyMLMx9yXA", "date": "2006-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "IWRYGzH49ig_XSdRyRRfUw", "text": "tuesdays were awesome... haven't been here in more than 2 years, but *sigh* let me reminisce.. \n\npacked craziness, sticky floors, dancing, drinking, snarfing down topdawgs afterwards, and stumbling back to the apartment..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OqH85SAF0oLijVY_SeAk8A", "date": "2007-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IjeFvceHIiCn_NdEfyrJDg", "text": "I came here after my graduation with a party of 25 people, and they were able to accommodate us even after we changed our reservation for # of people at the last minute.  They placed all of us into the room to the side of the bar/restaurant, I think it's usually used for conferences, testing, or classes.  The set-up was really nice and the service wasn't too slow, seeing that there were so many of us.  So for the service, I'd give them 4-stars.  \n\nHowever, the food was just mediocre, although the portions are very generous.  Food = 3-stars", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TMr5z8JDuGPc0I-5WfpBMQ", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yUl8lQm3RcelFVuZYUI_Qg", "text": "Went here a few times a few years back while I was at Cal. Never a big fan back then. The lights there were always too bright and the food not so good. But a great selection of beers and a classy space in the lobby of the Hotel Durant. \nWas back in Berkeley yesterday for the M.Arch thesis final reviews and Henry's was the chosen place for the celebratory post-thesis drinks. Also happened to be a great place to watch the Celtics win one of the best playoff series in sports history. Most of my architect buddies wished the game wasn't so noisy, but I was happy that unlike Triple Rock, my intended destination that evening, Henry's actually leaves the sound on for games, which is necessary even if you can't hear a word the announcers are saying over the din. A nicely divided crowd between Boston and Chicago, rowdy but civil and a lot of fun. \nThe food has improved a lot since they revamped the kitchen. I snacked on some sweet potato fries that were just right and some overly moist calimari before digging into some mac and cheese that was tasty, though not my style. Was pleasantly surprised at the spiciness because I ordered based on how my friend's food looked rather than from the menu. Very original recipe. Burger and fries also looked really good. But of course the improvement in the quality is concurrent with a rather serious increase in prices.\nNevertheless, after previously having some poor experiences, Henry's delivered today. When I read that they had shaken things up there I was really encouraged and it seems that they weren't fooling around. The food the service and the atmosphere are lot better than in my days at Cal, but without really changing the place visibly at all. I will definitely have to start considering this place as an alternative sports bar to Triple Rock, particularly when I require the sound to be on.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A6ikEpThjs3f2Wn50qfdog", "date": "2009-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YQ43dBC9dxZ5RRHt4heNew", "text": "The nicest sports bar I've ever been to. Jillian has nothing on Henry.\nNot to mention there's parking....oh yes, there's parking in the back, free if you spend at least $15 on your tab...and that's sure to happen. \n\nTons of taps, comfy booths and high top tables, or sit in the restuarant side away form the bar to nurse your hangover. \n\nThe food is awesome! Have a fabulous early or late breakfast while you watch your home team making the winning play. There's also starving student specials that give you bang for your buck if you can stomach 2lbs of meat in one sitting.\n\nClean and inviting, you could be a Harvard professor, a software engineer, or a u-cal drop out and you'll find your place at the bar. \n\nPlus, they have ALL the games on, not just the local ones!!! O ya...GO STEELERS!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cVz8ZPsnXCzb_ovHv13LBA", "date": "2007-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "50lveVNGLHqCIsCN0Rmx8w", "text": "Henry's is a Berkeley institution that I've been frequenting since I started using a fake id.  Okay now, let's not go down that road.... \n\nHenry''s sits on prime Berkeley real estate.  \n\nIt's on the corner of Durant and Bowditch, right up Durant from the glorious original Top Dog, and one block away from the UC Berkeley campus.\n  \nThese days, I usually come here for Breakfast or lunch..  It's not really known as a breakfast spot, so you generally have the place all to yourself on a weekday.  \n\nHenry's is a spacious restaurant that connects to the Hotel Durant. There is a long dark wood bar positioned against the back wall with a ladder leading up shelves of booze stacked to the ceiling.\n\nThey have a decent beer selection on tap and three TV screens above the bar turned to SportsCenter and various games..  The bartenders are laid back college students and the food is surprisingly good. If you come here with your significant other, or a group of friends, you can also use the separate dining room facing Durant.\n\nBut, there is one more thing to remember.. Henry's is a Cal bar through and through..  Don't come here rocking your red crips gear...  They just might confuse you for a Stanford fan.. Also, if you're a guy, you can really take a piss on Stanford here....   ( See photos...)\n\nOh, and Go Bears!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gTxigDuZ9BIKmkRsjQ5vMA", "date": "2011-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "6Rho2ltt3lsVlZzriBZpTQ", "text": "Drink with the stars. I swear I saw Robert Downey Jr. here, coming down from his room at the hotel Durant and ordering a drink, with a cal hat pulled down below his eyes. I have yet to confirm that, im still researching. I did buy Mark Morris a drink and hung out a bit with the man. What, you don't know who Mark Morris is, he is big in the dance world, trust me (im now a little bit embarrass to admit that I know that). This place isn't as bad as the previous post, although I do have warm fuzzy feelings of courting my lady and having her college roommate work here. The bar is defiantly caters to the wealthy Cal alumni and parents of those students. Forget about this place on game day, before or after, it is packed, and I mean packed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pIqyI7rkq0JMKdwQ6nUDBQ", "date": "2005-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bvFCQbWBblqypXegtupRpQ", "text": "I love the new Henry's,  and the gastro-pub deliciousness! Chef Eddie Blyden is the nicest chef, and takes care to come out and check on his guests and talk about his food. I love that he and his staff remember my husband and me every time we come in. I love the steak and eggs for breakfast, the husband favors the Cuban sandwich, and we both love trying new things on the menu. The new beer soup (yes, I said beer soup!) is amazing and just what you need on a cold winter day. We have been showing up frequently for weekend brunch and lunch since the new launch, and recommend it to many of our friends.\n\nWe spent our wedding night at the hotel, and will always have great memories of partying in the bar with our wedding guests and having my mother-in-law close the bar down. You know you are in Berkeley when drinking at a pub in a wedding dress and nobody blinks twice.\n\nThis is a great restaurant, and the angry mac and cheese is angry and awesome!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "izMgti0oOHMgykK2ahSuzQ", "date": "2008-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "kHvf7S1M9pD-csYu2uJzVg", "text": "The only downer about staying at Hotel Durant was our poor decision to try and spend some dough at this place, Henry's.\n\nScanning the prior reviews, it sounds like it was better when it was a regular bar to watch games and not a \"gastropub\".   \n\nWe were amped when we got to Berkeley.  We loved our hotel rooms.  We were hungry, tired, and thirsty after traveling and ready to take a breather, relax, and sip some over-priced cocktails and watch some Inauguration coverage.  Instead, we spent the entire time trying to get service.  I don't usually say bad things about waitstaff unless it's really bad- and this was awful. \n\n1.  My friend really did not like her wine ($9).  She's not a fussy gal, but it was not what she ordered and she couldn't even swallow it, it was not good.  Instead of just asking what she would like instead and making a typical swap, the waitress gave my friend grief and attitude about it, after walking past us 5-6 times first, ignoring us.  \n\n2.  It was like pulling teeth to get some water.  She was rude.  And aloof and unattentive.  We don't ask for much, but she totally disappeared anyway, only to reappear again when my friend finally decided to just go up to the bar and order from the bartender directly.  She intercepted.  \n\n3.  The couple at the table next to us were having an equally difficult time with her, and after they bailed out, she picked up the check, looked at what they left for a tip and threw a hissy fit about it, to no one in particular.  Ugh.  \n\nHere are a couple of pluses:  the cocktails were excellent.  I had the Negroni (made with local gin, if I recall...), and it was one of the best I have ever had.  Also notable were the lemongrass frites ($5).  This may or may not have been in direct relation to how delirious we were after a long travel day, but shoot howdy, those really hit the spot.  Until the waitress took them away from me when there were still several left in the bowl.  \n\nWe also had the wontons- before ordering, we asked the waitress what they were filled with and after she rolled her eyes really slowly, she said, \"Nothing\".  So, there you have it- the wontons are just the fried wonton skins, with a bit of dipping sauce.  The menu did not specify that it was just the skins, so I really could have done without the attitude.    \n\nIn short, a bad waitress ruined the whole experience, but it's not really the fault of Henry's in general, I suppose.  If I'm ever back, I will sit at the bar for sure, and sip Negroni after delicious Negroni and hopefully avoid another encounter with The Snottiest Waitress Ever.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iOLGIwzCBNHyYyA0AQhFnQ", "date": "2009-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zSD-7eqQmxZa4P5OMGQAyA", "text": "Chef Eddie Blyden continues to turn out some of the best bar food around.\n\nOnion rings, worth the trip. Consistently the best ever. Great crunch but you can bite cleanly through them. Come with a delicious cilantro aioli-ish dip.\n\nTuna melt ($11, add $2 for onion rings), by far the best version of this sandwich I've had. Made on whole-wheat bread with a fair amount of cracked wheat for a nice crunch, press-toasted to a dark brown.\n\n\"Poutine\" ($9), fries, roast or braised pork, couple of kinds of cheese, onion gravy, I think I'm forgetting something. Delicious, though I kind of felt like I should properly have had eight or ten drinks first.\n\nSpicy pickles ($3), a little sweet, pretty sour, carrots, celery, and bell pepper. Generous helping. These will probably join the onion rings as something I have to order every time.\n\nThat was a lot of food for two people.\n\nAt the moment, the online menu's about six months out of date.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eJC-zFgGybkRjEgQPtCB8w", "date": "2011-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "gEgp1tkNDrA9kjZzsZxM_g", "text": "Do you want servers to ignore you for the vast majority of your dining experience?  Then Henry's might be the place for you.\n\nThis might be the worst dining experience I've encountered in years.  I wasn't even hungry, so I ordered bacon, extra crispy.  It came out limp and greasy.  So I sent it back.  A $4 order of bacon took close to a half hour to get to me in the manner in which I asked for it.  \n\nIf the only problem was a neglectful server, I would say it was a fluke.  But the experience gets better.  My friend, concerned about catching her flight was about to leave when a bartender we knew from days of old came by with some complimentary pomegranate mimosas - a wonderful gesture that made me almost forget the abysmal service up to that point.\n\nThat is, until all five mimosas ended up all over my friend,  \n\nNow, she took her pomegranate mimosa bath like a champ, and the bartender was very apologetic.  But, that being said, she was now in a predicament where catching her flight was in jeopardy.  And yet, no one offered to comp her meal or anyone else's meal.  \n\nBut here's the worst part.\n\nLater that day, I found myself on BART trying to buy a train ticket home, and I kept getting a message that my card was denied.  So I checked my bank account information, and it turns out that they overcharged my card by $50.  I called to try and explain to the manager the mistake and the inconvenience it caused me, and all he could say was \"I'm really busy right now.  Can I deal with this Monday?\"  and I'm thinking to myself, \"Yeah, sure...no problem.  I mean, it's not like I'm going to get charged overdraft fees for your mistake, for a bill we shouldn't have even gotten after my friend got mimosas dumped all over her... no, sure, go ahead and deal with it at YOUR convenience, as opposed to mine.\"\n\nI guarantee that, despite Henry's having been a frequent haunt of mine in my Berkeley college days, I will NEVER set foot in there again after the horrific customer service I received.  In addition, I will make sure none of my friends or family ever sets foot in there or the Durant Hotel without knowing what they are in for.\n\nIn other words, \n\navoid.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "fLbduVEJWfD7YC5pueKLXA", "date": "2010-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qXNqZlAgoY8VqdG3-_-v0A", "text": "TWO FOR TUESDAYS!!!!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "mmMOPhTkEuw_fwr1C0d-PA", "date": "2006-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O7ldu4YIaz47u1bbPFCN0A", "text": "WEDNESDAY NIGHTS ROCK! Wednesday nights are a good night to come hang out with friends and check out a local singer / songwriter Mikie Lee Prasad.  He's got awesome talent and is cute to boot!  I think he's starting to have opening bands - changes all the time.  Make friends with the bartender and one drink will go a looooonnnng way (like til the next morning when you go off to work!). Haha! Anyhoo, seems that there are mixed reviews - I say come and judge for yourself - you definitely won't be disappointed in the music :o)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DNU1GWvbkwQNqs4Uk6KveA", "date": "2006-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "r-WteIyIlu-iY2JxN0Os8g", "text": "I've decided to add a star to my review as I received a wonderful message from Chef Eddie at Henry's today which said, \n\n\"I was very sorry to read about your burger experience at Henrys. I would love to have you try one again, on us of course, as this was a rare occurence. An overcooked burger is no excuse, and no grilled onions must have been one of those days..... I am so glad you enjoyed some other menu items :). Please let me know when you can stop in next time for a perfect Medium Rare burger!\"\n\nIt WAS Mother's Day and they may have been extremely swamped in the kitchen. My friend Pam spoke so highly of the food that I would love to try it again. Unfortunately I don't live in the area so I am unable to take him up on his offer right away but I will definitely be giving the burger another try when I have my girls weekend there later in the year and I applaud the effort. Fantastic customer service! \n\nAnd just so you know, I would have gone back anyway just to have those fries again! I shit you not, I have DREAMS about eating those fries. My mouth is watering right now in anticipation of tasting the amazingness again someday.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Gi5D1n6GFQQpf7fXCGGfhg", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MHVeNgB_VpN49v1Mayqkzg", "text": "**This review is for drinks only**\n\nHenry's was one of my haunts, many, many moons ago when i went to Berkeley. And, boy has Henry's changed. The place has expanded with 1.5-2x the indoor space as they used to have, and the parking lot has been converted into another bar outside. And thank goodness they have all of the extra space because it can get crowded on game day. \n\nWhile it's not particularly scenic to stand around a parking lot looking at the short apartment buildings on Bowditch, it is one of the few restaurant/bars that has an outside area. Beers and mixed drinks are decently priced, especially with some of the liquor specials they have running.\n\nAs an FYI to the ladies, the restroom situation is sad. Besides the port-a-potties outside, there's only one restroom downstairs so it takes forever...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aqWXHhcR_CdmKmxggFOlEA", "date": "2008-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "xaF096ru3GGX2jk50NsYXA", "text": "WARNING: *** Delicious mac and cheese alert!!!! ***\n\nI'm very happy that we happened upon Henry's today. It was much, much better than our original plan for a boring soup and salad lunch. Granted, it was also more calorie-filled, but delicious!\n\nYou have the choice of dining in either the sports bar area or in a more formal feeling dining room. Although we were in t shirts and jeans, we wanted to class it up, so we chose a fun semi-circle booth in the fancy room. \n\nThe food was extremely delicious. I had the \"angry mac n cheese\" with bacon. You guys don't event know how tasty this was! It was certainly enough for two people. The noodles were perfect, large elbows, cheesy and lightly spicy, the bread crumbs and scallions on top were the perfect garnish. This has quickly become a close contender for my favorite mac and cheese in the Bay.\n\nMy dining companion had the Cuban sandwich with sweet potato fries and a lime aoli on the side. Both were extremely flavorful and tasty. All in all, it was a delectable choice for lunch.\n\nAlso, from the bar, we had the Irish coffee and the Smirnoff salty dog (a greyhound - which is grapefruit juice and vodka - with a salted rim). \n\nI'll definitely be back to Henry's sometime soon! Good food, friendly service, great atmosphere.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EM6VabmAsSc4U5f5jyvUgw", "date": "2010-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "S1WIBTVYY_aLL4uLlEUq1Q", "text": "Came here for drinks and was not overly impressed yet I wasn't disappointed either.  I guess I got what I expected out of this place.  Service was decent and the drinks were priced well.\n\nThe highlight of this place is the men's bathroom.  There is a red urinal  with a Standford logo on it that you can piss on.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gf4tyQgQOtVMkOdvveRHVA", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "7MRoganeFZm60sXm-zXWDQ", "text": "i hate this bar.\n\nbut in all fairness, i hate this bar because i associate it with the way too many wasted (lost, not drunk. but also, sometimes that kind of wasted, too) nights i spent here because one of my ex-boyfriends worked here. and i kind of hate him.\n\nthe bar is okay when it's not crowded.\n\nthe food is all right, but not worth the price.\n\nnever, ever go here on a tuesday or a game day.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Qt6t6i4RDbgXIOg6EXUbvQ", "date": "2008-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "qMih94iOyvLSXI5HevmPwg", "text": "Online menu is out of date. \n\nI wanted to the try the Cubano here, but wasn't available so I went with the American Dip ($13, shaved, slow roasted natural beef ribeye, emmentaler, horseradish cr\u00e8me on a French baguette, with a smoked porter beef au jus and truffled frites) and a \"cup\" of their soup of the day ($4) which was Roasted Red Pepper.\n\nWait, emmentaler, cr\u00e8me, baguette, au jus, frites? Sounds like some anti-American Euro-terrorist sandwich to me. Is this some kind of Freedom Fry naming strategy? \n\nAnyway, I put \"cup\" in quotes because this serving of soup was big (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA?select=wE-xeVJOk8Oukub8k0_9OQ) and very good with a smooth consistency and strong roasted pepper flavors. I mopped up the dregs of soup with some of the bread they gave.\n\nMy American Dip plate (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA?select=3SmQrjmbosLaK26wzsKK_g) was mixed. The fries (which come in a cute mini-fry basket) were irregularly cut so some were crispy and some were limp. Nice truffle flavor, but I had to pick around the limp / undercooked ones.\n\nThe sandwich looked good in the center with a decent amount of delicious medium rare roast beef (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA?select=VePZxUbHLKcs1Rs8UF4W_Q), but the meat quickly tapered off to nothing leaving almost a third of the sandwich with little to no meat. The au jus tasted like a standard brown gravy (which I like), but didn't get much \"smoked\" flavor. More of the horseradish cr\u00e8me would have helped as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2011-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 7, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "0Jiw8R4T7JEs0pf6SeYlAQ", "text": "When I paid $6 for a Miller Lite, waited for 30 minutes to use the bathroom, and got car bombs served in plastic cups, I forgave you because it's football game day.\n\nBut on a non-game day, when you serve me fish and chips with runny batter and the tacos consist of a pile of gray meat with some lettuce and tomatoes, that's inexcusable. \n\nGood for pre- and post-game drinking. Meh for all other occasions (except Thursday 4-6 Happy Hours. $5 Car Bombs. Served in real glasses).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P9wmvuch_JmAa0SCfo3gdQ", "date": "2007-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XD5ybqI0BHcTj5cLQyIPLA", "votes": {"cool": 7, "useful": 8, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "MEaT9f2B4F0gvXhCir9v4w", "text": "I came to Henry's last week before the Cal v UCLA game. We arrived around 10am and it was mercifully empty. (Well, as empty as the closest bar to Memorial Stadium gets on game day). I'd never been into Henrys before, but i noticed a few things that made the experience quite difficult.\n\nFirst, there were no tables. I understand not having tables if you're expecting people to be packed in shoulder to shoulder, but when you're selling breakfast in the morning and most of your foods on the menu are fork and knife foods, it doesn't make eating very easy when there are no tables available. Second, the service is spotty at best. You will probably be ignored by the bartender, and you have to open two tabs (one for food and one for the bar) because you cannot order food from the bartenders on game day. \n\nThe morning started with a couple Bloody Marys, which were spicy and actually pretty decent. We opted to hold off until the lunch menu started and ordered a burger, sweet potato fries and chicken wings to split between 3 of us. The chicken wings were a great spice level, but much too messy to eat standing up. The burger, even though it was cooked medium, was extremely dry. Yet the sweet potato fries were hot, crisp and perfectly seasoned. \n\nHenry's is not my favorite bar by a long shot, but I'll probably always be back before football games, simply because it is the closest thing to the stadium.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2010-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0KD1NauUf8iEg03rFC3S6A", "text": "I'm surprised by the number of reviews describing a lack of fresh ingredients. I've noted quite the opposite.\n\nI love how they make falafel fresh to order. (Most other restaurants just have pre-made balls of falafel sitting under a heat lamp, and then they smoosh the balls onto bread as needed.) Hot and fresh falafel is a treat. Actually, everything about the falafel wrap is delicious.\n\nPerhaps the safer choices at Julie's are the Mediterranean foods, which seem to be the specialty of the staff I've encountered.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "TBrakUJb0hMyp242KiD41g", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Cw5roUOcH6LKr9sKGtIMg", "text": "i heard good things about this place. granted, all i ate was a hamburger. but i could have made a better one.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2X4yIsAHtPi_UwfgaCCloQ", "date": "2006-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6N_O7YSHyV2TvOZftUDPug", "text": "Who wants to be fat?\n\nNot I.\n\nThat's why I go for the NON-FAT muffins, $1.75...oh so delicious and warm and crispy! Just the way I like them. And HUGE muffin tops (the best part always)!\n\nI frequently grab one on the way to class, feeling oh so light and chippery. Oh and healthy too!\n\nGood job muffins for living up the cafe name!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AIBCHP4azbrP_ASpcIjSXA", "date": "2010-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7AoNhVQyQjFNbGJ4SDUT6w", "text": "The place was severely understaffed. We had to wait forever just to pay! And the food was average at best. \n\nOn the plus side, you get a large quantity of the food, which can be a good and bad thing.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dBS3ds0NNa5YXNqfLEBcZw", "date": "2007-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d-4uxtAaPDuBIy_pq4KxJQ", "text": "I love the location and the little courtyard you can sit and eat. Just wish the food tasted better and the flatware didn't feel so sticky/oily/dirty.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "S0_Na3BINI1ZPDtCFfQiZQ", "date": "2009-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fA8J7VkV9X3hSOIMz5j0JQ", "text": "I don't get all the hype. For breakfast, I went there with a group of friends thinking that it would be superb. The selection was limited. None of us (4 people) were that thrilled with our choices (bagel with egg and tomato and cheese ($3), breakfast burrito, sandwich combination of some sort). Would not go there again...could get much better at McDonald's.\n1.5 years later, I tried the Pad Thai ($6). I'll give them this--it was the healthiest tasting Pad Thai I've ever had. Not at all greasy, but semi-bland. It was, however, loaded with chicken! And carrots and sprouts...in a light peanut sauce. Perhaps I made a mistake of ordering it non-spicy. \n\nBaked Goods at Julie's:\n\n-Healthy muffins (blueberry, bran, cranberry): Definitely healthy-tasting, and I don't mean it in a good way. The consistency could be described as the opposite of \"melt-in-the-mouth.\"\n-Brownies: Okay\n-Banana bread: Yummy\n-Chocolate chip cookies: Great for low-fat cookies. Chewy to the max.\n\nThey also need a bigger assortment of baked goods.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ioLQrCvCBz3HmlKZeFxbJQ", "date": "2007-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fWMDwuPddkWr4Gi0BEGJMQ", "text": "The beautiful thing about Julie's is you really have to know what to order. Is that called street smarts when you just know which establishments are catering to certain taste buds? No one establishment can perfect all the cuisines. Yes they are under new management and the new guys are a bit unsettling since I'm used to the other chefs and servers. Give way to the new and don't be closed to the idea of new opportunities.\n\nClearly - don't come here for the burger and fries or the breakfast, I think that's just a ploy to get more customers but really they get turned off because they don't specialize on this dishes because there is CLEARLY better establishments who cater to those types of cuisine -- activate yourselves.\n\nJulie's, first and foremost, is a Turkish establishment, but I actually liked them for their Thai dishes, and they never fail to deliver these two types of dishes. I always know when to go here when I savor only two types of cravings: 1.) healthy Thai food, so that means not greasy or curry-filled or have to wait for long stir fries 2.) crunchy, savory, meat-filled wraps with shawarma chicken, beef and lamb.\n\nI especially enjoy the sriracha for the Thai food stir-fries, for me go for the Shrimp Me Gorang (where do you ask is the best Pad Thai? Ask yourself.) and the great little ranch mix dressing for any of the meat wraps. Great place to go if you have a meeting with a GSI or peer, or even interviews. Their coffee/drinks is blah, please better places to go for that but the venue is great. I like the air and the placement and the ease of it all.\n\nSo yeah, get yourselves acquainted with your surroundings. You'll be surprised. And oh! Check your privilege 'cuz it's ruining \"real\" reviews.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oJuBIvS2WlHgRuJwyPgDrw", "date": "2011-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hk5mynGJUWdTdg2hB0Q18w", "text": "Walking around telegraph shopping... asked someone if they knew where there was some good breakfast and, she said \"Julies Healthy Cafe\" well, I was starving so I was like why not.  The setting is pretty nice outdoor sitting area the whole thing itself isn't fancy. I ordered the breakfast burrito and, it was HUGE! and, I was excited I took a bite and, it was good obviously anything would of tasted good at this point I was starrrrving! but then I took more bites and, it lacked salt or hot sauce coming from a spanish culture we love our spicy foods! But besides that it was good. \n\nI rated this 3 stars because the food wasn't great although I saw other people order sandwiches and, that looked good lol next time I shall get that!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pHBg8HoaZDML2OvWT0EVxg", "date": "2011-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i9neQ5C09vvx792hQqbARA", "text": "why do people hate on Julie's? you get a lot of food for the amount you pay and to the person who knocked it being \"healthy\" there are vegetarian options for you to order and you can always tell the ladies to use less oil when your food is being prepared. they don't seem to mind.\n\nWhenever i'm craving it in the am, their breakfast burrito is good. they warm up the tortilla so it's crispy and put black beans, potatoes, eggs and cheese in it. For less than $5, a steal, and I can eat the other half for lunch. \n\nOne time I was there and I asked the owner a question about his baklava, and he hooked me and my friend up with free samples. no complaints here..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DrDcxgabnswIJOA6xoE99Q", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IfT51ZijS9Z-GHJq4laW0Q", "text": "I dig the staff that worked here. Cecilia and Marie, two of the cooks, recognized me after not visiting for a couple of weeks. They get orders correctly despite all the insinuating requests. \n\nUnfortunately, the title doesn't match up with its goal of healthy food very well. There are certainly healthy items, but there's also a ton of stuff you'd find at fast 'ethnic' joints. \n\n+ Spacious, lots of tables for groups and studying\n+ Food is decent, comes out quick\n+ Besides the owner, the rest of the staff is awesome\n-  Only two outlets, kills laptop users!\n-  Their wi-fi waves in and out, fix that shizz!\n\nFinal Call:\nFriendly staff for the most part. The food is aiiiite. For the study space and the quick food, I'll be back when I'm on the Southside of campus. \n\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nMunchies:\n1. Veggie sandwich with hummus\n     -  Tell 'em to mix up the hummus well, I got a few nasty chunks one time\n2. Veggie minestrone soup\n     + Veggies retain some of their firmness and flavor, good mix\n3. Pad Thai, Veggie\n     + They don't overdo on the peanuts, lemon's a good touch", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-IRB1UGRXA6898JQtZnSuw", "text": "I have class in the Anthropology labs right across the street so I thought I'd check this out for lunch.   Ordered the hummus sandwich based on the reviews here.\n\nThe pluses and minuses of the experience:\n+ alfalfa sprouts, something i havent found elsewhere on a hummus sandwich yet\n+price of the sandwich, around $5 for an enormous sandwich that could easily be split with someone\n\n-bread options - only whole wheat and sourdough.  I like my hummus sandwich bread to be kind of pillowy and substantial, and the slices of wheat didn't really hold up\n-too many ingredients - mayo, mustard, pickles, cheese, on top of the hummus, plus tons of veggies which makes the sammy like 2 inches thick.  It's just a personal thing, but I like my hummus sandwiches to be kept kind of simple.  The mustard is why I wasn't such a fan of Intermezzo's version - I think it overpowers.\n-expensive (bottled, at least) drinks.  BRING YOUR OWN.  However, I do think water is free here, I just didn't see it till after I got my drink.\n-messy eating.  i probably used 10 napkins.\n-wierd cashier who asked me whether i had just made the $20 bill i handed him to pay for my food?  huh?? \n\nSo, overall, huge and pretty tasty, but too complicated for me.  I much prefer Sufficient Ground's version, with yummy foccaccia and tons of hummus, veggies, and not much else, plus side greens.  Smart Alec's version is also amazing as well.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Hz0kumOV7C7OOBfqBUN3ug", "date": "2007-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j7EI3ppO3ewPWhR0aUpgTA", "text": "While studying at Berkeley during the summer a few years ago, I use to enjoy getting the chicken and broccoli dish and sitting outside to study.  The sandwiches are also good and the staff is friendly.  On the weekend, I would also go to Julie's in the morning for breakfast.  I remember one time getting a nonfat muffin and juice for a nice, older homeless guy that use to always sit by the trash can on the corner of Telegraph and wish a good morning.   He seemed less that impressed that the muffin was nonfat but I'm sure he enjoyed it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yronOqYFIw13h4DizLftPg", "date": "2007-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Jfc0RxctdCa5_Ll-9WuRQw", "text": "I tried the the chicken shawerma there and it tastes so good but the reason i gave it 3 stars was because they put too much lettuce in there u barely taste the meat. So if you ever order it tell them not to put lettuce it ruins the sandwich. but the chicken in there tasted good perfect spices... i haven't tried other things but my brother loves that place he tries different things and always liked it. but for me I'm picky about shawerma sandwiches. If you love shawerma and you happen to be in Anaheim, ca go to Sahara falafel that place is a 5 star. the place isn't that good but the food is amazing and the menu is simple not much on there. every time i go there i have to eat there and tried to find a place like it around here, but there's nothing like Sahara.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wqKlFfGMDr0jgin-Xamqvg", "date": "2009-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mLVpbjZAT_Joy2J1BoswfA", "text": "Good Stir fry dishes cooked up by friendly ladies who have to put up with campus folks who have their heads in the clouds or up their rears...\n\nFood is quickly made, flavorful, and hot!  I am a regular.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fdTuNLNTUGMCtBPhFTeEpQ", "date": "2008-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n8n09aGVYAwUqW3u5AvLhA", "text": "To be honest, I'm judging this place based on only two visits, both of which were not that satisfying. Yes, they call themselves healthy, but their stir frys and large breakfast items really are not that good for you. And if you're looking for salads, Smart Alec's and Intermezzo do a much better job. Sure, portions are large for the money and the food is made fresh after you order it, but the quality is a bit lacking. The wait during the lunch hour is long as well. Two stars for good seating and cheapness, in every sense of the word.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gAA-Jif3SO5bjHeuI57_vQ", "date": "2007-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NAqNfXo5RaK5Hx5vY399CA", "text": "Food: breakfast special with came with eggs, potatoes, and toast. Honestly, I don't know if there was anything really \"healthy about the meal\". When I go to a place that has \"Healthy\" in the title of it, I expect a little bit more than an average oily, run down cafe joint. The potatoes were really oily and greasy. The eggs were kinda runny and gross looking. The toast was.....toast. Overall, the meal was NOT impressive and FAR FROM healthy!\n\nService: none, you order at the counter and you bus yourself. \n\nAmbiance: Outdoor seating. It was kinda cold and the tables were kinda dirty from just purely collecting dust from being outside. \n\nPrice: Kinda pricey for something that CLAIMS to be healthy AND looks like a run down joint. \n\nOverall: NOOO...I would NOT come back even though it's super close to school and would be super convenient for me to eat here!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2010-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nNIZAtECaVYId1Ld_wzUxQ", "text": "This changed hands and is now Turkish. New owners have reportedly added Turkish items such as cacik, eggplant salad, piyaz, lentil soup, kebabs, Iskender kebap, and borek. Now open 7am to 10pm weekdays, weekend to be determined.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eJC-zFgGybkRjEgQPtCB8w", "date": "2009-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pm9nDB5mT9-XGUOpfVJTPA", "text": "nice try Julie! hahahahahaha", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YjtH-1k1jcJubaH2oYuPkQ", "date": "2009-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R33DDcNkoTsdsBpGZg19dw", "text": "I actually like this place, I definitely don't think it warrants the slew of 1 stars that the rest of the reviewers have been handing out. That being said, I do agree that there are a lot better alternatives around campus for pretty much everything: Breakfast- Cafe Durant; Burgers (chicken included)- Smart Alec's for healthy or I.B Hoagies for greasy death; Thai Basil or Thai House for Thai...and so on.\n\nI come here to get one of two things: The Mee Gorang and the Breakfast Burrito. \n\nThe Burrito is standard and good on the go. Beats anything one can get at the Golden Bear Cafe. Eww \n\nThe Mee Gorang (A stir fry noodle dish) isn't fancy at all, and indeed, Thai Basil is way better for Thai food, but I just have an affinity for the way they do it here. It's so simple and definitely healthier than the greasy alternatives around the corner. Anyways, I get mine spicy with shrimp and I douse it with the juice from lemons (I ask for extra). This, alone, makes me like Julie's but their other stuff isn't as bad as people make them out to be.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CP_9RYVP4th-DuL7LCaKtA", "date": "2008-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-RoVz-cpYzvL6obAcu5B-w", "text": "I give Julie's five stars because they have--what I believe--is the best Pad Thai anywhere. \n\nI get it with chicken, and it is the best. From skimming through the previous reviews, some people don't like it, but I think it's great!\n\nSo, the Pad Thai is worth a try. \n\nAlso, love the big cookies, and the service is very nice.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1iY_6v8EMAttlWUw9p3eGw", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RX6LgSp4l7YK3sGJcd4uBw", "text": "One star for location, and one extra star for fast service.\n\nI've only had the breakfast burrito, which was OK at best, but I'd never get it again.  Everything in it was bland, minus the salsa.  The black beans were also super watery--uggh.\n\nI'd recommend the breakfast burritos at that little taco shack in bear's lair.  The best I've had in berkeley by far.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "96RU_e7Kn-pbDTR0yhY0Lw", "date": "2009-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rx8diGbZAlhypMFuDCRZZA", "text": "The Grill at Julie's Cafe SUCKS. It's anything but healthy, and far from fresh.  \n\nHowever, I rate this place 3 stars because Julie's sandwich bar is the perfect lunchtime option for any student. Most people who visit Julie's regularly don't even realize that the sandwich bar is separate from the other menu. Sandwiches are made with fresh whole grain bread, choice of turkey, hummus, or roast beef, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, lettuce, and cheese. A half a sandwich is only $3.50, and is definitely enough for lunch. DON'T wait in line at the grill, but walk right up to the sandwich counter. \n\nI've pointed this out to many friends who are regulars, and they never even realized it was there. I've never waited more than 1 minute for my sandwich, even around lunchtime hours. For $3.50, I think its one of the best and easiest lunchtime stops in Berkeley. There is a nice sitting area, and they also offer free Wi Fi. You can usually find a spacious area to sit even during the busy lunchtime hours.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8FsBrVA9JkD0Z35J4lFfYQ", "date": "2011-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sVQ1-iJn842Y6PJ7jzBVOw", "text": "I just bought a cup of coffee and added my cream... the cream is massively curdled and disgusting. Never going back there again. I got the hummus a while back and it was like whale sperm. The health dept. needs to take a look at them and why they don't understand the idea of EXPIRATION DATES!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "NbBacTBJpts0-nxxY3QS0A", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uOCA27fThLdrFnAiUdi4Hg", "text": "Normally the greek entrees are A-ok, went in for breakfast -- stay away from their pre-made, soggy breakfast burritos and really weak/nasty coffee. Honestly, I'm so disappointed by Julie's -- their obvious business flaw in that they claim to be healthy but try to operate like a greasy fast-food joint -- I'm likely to never eat there again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HSdgmvBt286tUjRj33S2kA", "date": "2012-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UXyXMVw1CnQqJ8I5n9eLqQ", "text": "Great Place! Love the new thai food.\nIncredible tom yum and som tom! (soup and salad). Too die for!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "a_-YKfqF2gCghzblWciBcA", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VjDpDSrzZWlvWiBDu6jh_w", "text": "I've only tried breakfast here, the breakfast burrito and the egg and cheese bagel. Both were flavorless and disappointing. I get that this is a \"healthy\" cafe, but this is the kind of place that gives \"healthy\" a bad rap. Salt can go a long way even in small amounts, something this place doesn't seem to understand. The lettuce and tomato on my bagel sandwich were also old. All in all, i would not recommend coming here unless you know something that i don't.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ubwYHP431hws6uBcIimPBw", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VQxZA1Va8MBVpI3fw3nsqg", "text": "\"Their juice restores my faith in humanity.\"", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nAeM6pzIHIJFoBKq1-Fkmg", "date": "2005-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yXPGOb3lB-nnU9L1364Ocw", "text": "This place was okay. I came for brunch and I got my food pretty quickly, but from my food I would never have guessed that this place was supposed to be healthy. I'm pretty sure my brunch food was as heavy as every other place..\n\nThey are primarily outdoor seating, so the seats are sometimes of questionable cleanliness.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zpM-oX_UsPdFmB8hBlS-Iw", "text": "Can I give it a zero?!   New owners, bad (expensive) food.   I was so sorry that the old Julie's menu did not transfer over unmolested....only the two short order cooks remain and they are as sweet as ever.  Other staff?  Not friendly and clueless--bad combo!\n\nHigher prices for bad food...not a good combo.   The meats are tough (and hard to find in the dish).  Veggies not fresh and healthy--not at all.\n\n Julie's was my stand-by, go-to lunch spot but I won't be going back,", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VnxINvPF76gbF-3Pgpj2PQ", "date": "2009-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ztxd4ZgZqaeYBDtgjkQoIg", "text": "Julie's is a great place to get a cheap, quick bite for breakfast on the way to class or a sandwich at lunch. I also enjoy their stir-fry. I'm not sure its much healthier than anywhere else, but I'll be back sometime when I'm visiting Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BUwri6Hrd_CjVy2LSxdDwA", "text": "Came here one day for a breakfast burrito. The service was slow and the burrito wasn't very good. There were too many beans and was very watered down from either the tomatoes or the vegetables. Can't recommend it at all", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rs7fx5pt5jmNLsJcHzIIkA", "text": "I am very surprise by the negative reviews.  The staff was so nice, the place was clean, and they have a wide range of diverse food.  The only reason why they get three stars is because the food was literally okay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JUDotByZ-ZfzRUCz6ooHyQ", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TSb5J0H9iPsw7siTA1_hZg", "text": "The one time I paid a visit to Julie's (see Will R's review below), it was only out of dire need for brunch at 3 in the afternoon. We tried Anne's and Cafe Durant, and somehow, both were closed. It was tragic. Will and I walked in to place our order, and I swear, the women working there looked positively shocked that people were actually ordering food from them. \n\nAs Will mentions, he got the eggs and \"sausage\" which turned out to be eggs and a chopped up hot dog. I ordered an omelet that consisted simply of eggs and cheese. One would think that this would be nearly impossible to fuck up. But they managed, somehow.\n\nI was just mystified by the whole experience. I dunno, maybe brunch is just not their specialty, but good god, just CALL it \"eggs and hot dog\" if that's what it is!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GyG7Rb-bSuAkCGYyWzYHcA", "date": "2007-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "x5vkhczF0ouy3I_7T9I4nA", "text": "I kind of hate this place.  Nevertheless, I eat here occasionally, solely because of its convenient location and frequent lack of a line.  Afterwards, I always think: why did I do that?\n\nJulie's is one of the many food establishments in Berkeley selling you on the idea of a healthier alternative.  Ladies and gentlemen: there are many equally healthy, if not healthier, options nearby that cost less, will provide enough calories to get you through the afternoon, AND actually taste good.  \n\nJulie's sandwiches are made on a homemade wheat bread that convinces you of its healthiness because it taste like air-infused cardboard.  Julie's veggie sandwich includes one slice of cheese and nothing else of any substance.  Want to add another thin slice, or maybe some avocado?  $1 for each, making your sandwich cost more than the gigantic sandwich/salad combinations available only blocks away at Intermezzo, Cafe Milano, or Sufficient Grounds (and two of those establishments also make their own wheat bread!).   \n\nOther items on the menu that have not impressed me: fat free muffins (really, really bad), veggie omelet (bland), side salad (you'd think this would be a key item on a \"healthy\" cafe's menu)\n\nPassable items: veggie chili (though the rice filler is a little disappointing), low fat chocolate chip cookie (okay, but the quality recently went down and the price went up), breakfast burrito (average).\n\nCan recommend: Banana Bread.  \n\nThe staff is always friendly but their coy smiles make me think that they are secretly laughing at me for choosing to blow my lunch money at Julie's.  Basically, there isn't much reason to go here when you consider the other nearby healthy, cheaper, tastier alternatives.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "yaYavkb5OxRTlVzvFCvMkQ", "date": "2007-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "QTcpQ6N1JsEvJy0fHCxz8g", "text": "I really wish I could give a half star. Or even a quarter of one. It was that bad. Hands down, the WORST muffin I have EVER had in my ENTIRE LIFE. I hate capitalizing things, because it's as if I'm a twelve-year-old on AIm lol-ing, but I really don't know how to communicate my loud disgust.  I was so, SO sorry that I chose to grab breakfast from this place. I soldiered through a few bites but had to throw the rest away- and I never throw away food. It was that bad.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "MgAgvJwlt8ujtE4Pr0r9uQ", "date": "2008-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "whjKlL__oVO5Ccog-LJDPA", "text": "I went here for breakfast. I ordered the Breakfast Panini. It had a four pieces of breakfast sausage, cheese, tomatoes, peppers, and toasted bread. It was quite disappointing. There was little flavor. The cheese tasted like plastic. The sausages were very greasy. I have to say it was pretty horrible eating this thing they tried to pass off as a breakfast panini. I will have to try other items on their menu for lunch. But for breakfast, AVOID!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "brBznLc2oN_CGV9Sjg4gFw", "text": "Good white mochas, pretty good sandwiches, decent cost.\n\nThey'd suit me better, though, if they'd take ATM.  But that's too much to ask at Berkeley.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "32sxRjdlvBsQRiwuGQUeXQ", "date": "2005-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DICu8fxsSpbsAHa84ZIJYg", "text": "2 things on their menu makes me a returning customer  -- Yellow Chicken Curry and Grilled Chicken Sandwiches. Very light and still full of flavor.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LRe5v48Unjue4CflCyHirQ", "date": "2011-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mhz6VPzZwL3CDytKy0tfgw", "text": "The bread took up half the sandwich. Not worth $7. Also took too long to make it. One of the driving reasons I got a Yelp account was because I was so disappointed with this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "h2BrLPeh7GvMyWz6H60TiA", "date": "2011-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r24HxREmDbZS9zDQQjU8Nw", "text": "Had the lamb & beef shawarma a few days ago, which was not bad. The meat was a little chewy, but it was filling, which is all that really matters during finals week.\n\nOutlets:\nI love looking for outlets at study spots. There are many outlets here and even on the ceiling, I kid you not. I saw some guy plug his laptop cord to one on the ceiling towards the side corner.\n\nChairs:\nThere is always a large stack of plastic chairs.\n\nLive Music:\nOffice hours with instrumental Hey Jude in the background.\n\nYes, I'm picking out some good things & not just picking on the brownies. Shoutout to Brian if he's reading this.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1aEmJ0kEORdH3uENh5dFIA", "text": "The Short:\nJulie's Healthy Cafe is anything but healthy. I came here for a quick meal in between class, but the food is on the pricier side for a quick eats place and definitely not too fresh. As a matter of fact, I'm writing this review as I make my attempt at their veggie omelet. A quick description should give you a good idea-- vegetables in the omelet were stir-fried, the whole omelet itself is dripping oil, the toast uses stale bread, and the fruit that came with it is definitely not fresh (the apples and cantaloupe were very unfortunate victims).\n\nI hope this review spares whoever thinks about coming to eat here.\n\nPros:\n+ They take American Express.\n\nCons:\n- Ingredients are not very fresh (in my visit, the bread and fruit).\n- Indifferent service. Did not apologize for giving me a side of fried potatoes instead of fruit.\n- Unsanitary. When correcting my order, they simply scooped my fried potatoes back into their wok and served it to another customer. Unacceptable considering they didn't ask if I had touched it or not (thankfully I didn't, but I feel bad for the next customer who received unfresh fried potatoes).\n- Pricey ($5.95 for veggie omelet), especially considering the food was not well done.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "EBGLFxRqMS3Efz0srg9kHQ", "date": "2010-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "scB74nU7pmx7IiF1WkDayQ", "text": "Do not eat anything but the veggie sandwich on honey wheat - because everythign else it is just not good. But the divine \"salad between bread\" of cheese, alfalfa sprouts lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, pickles (extra please) and onions is a pleasant lil'lunch; and there is always an open table.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XIZ93IR3Yrj2GDlhs_Wf8A", "date": "2009-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "Bfx5YmY9OrTaH7i75i169w", "text": "the food may be healthy, but it tastes like cardboard....ugh!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2006-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "t6mtQ1B_8D_TvAhXAav4hQ", "text": "i doesnt look so healthy when you walk in. in fact, there are a good amount of gnats on the fruit salad on display. but i still chose to eat here. the hummus sandwich was pretty good and the wheat bread was freshly baked. for about 6 bucks, it comes with lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, pickles and onions (but you dont want onions). \n\nbonus: the thai manager will tell you its never too late for love.\n\nupdate: it hurt my tummy :(", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6oMxQc_fjzMj2krRbyuFZg", "text": "This place is great!  They make everything to order and their produce/meat is good quality.  This is a good place for simple food that won't make you feel heavy/gross later.\n\n\nEDIT:  \nI just subtracted two stars because the last couple times I went to Julie's the food was not fresh.  In fact-- it was practically spoiled.  I had to throw out my bagel sandwich because the tomato had mold on it.  Super sad.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lnD3OSvWgVTo2KfuxXrhVw", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1wRC7RffFbQ5xY5zTpwRKQ", "text": "I really wanted to like this place.  I love the concept of healthy food, but as the other reviewers have noticed-it's SO not the case with them anymore.\n\nThe Bad:\nThe staff there always looks mildly confused and unprepared when I walk in.  Like they don't know how to handle customers.  It's hardly ever busy so you'd think they'd be more on the ball.  Coffee there is way too expensive for what you get.  I also spent a while this morning looking for the right-sized lid.  Finally, I said-I don't think you have lids for this size.  He had to pull some from the back.  YOU SHOULD BE READY for that kinda stuff.\n\nI also got a moldy muffin from there once.  You should ALSO check your food.\n\nThe Good:\nThe low-fat muffins.\n\nIn Summary:\nNobody comes there anymore!  If all you have to do is sit around, the LEAST you could do is make sure lids are stocked first thing in the morning (I was there at 10) and your food isn't moldy.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mPO26mL7LEWDKERIOYGp2g", "date": "2009-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5DqhrD0tjD0SHW8jlGuxVA", "text": "I honestly like Julie's and a few of their more veteran workers. They are Halal for those of you who are Muslim. If your going to eat at Julie's, make sure it's the breakfast burrito with their beef sausage and ask for it inside the burrito, not on the side. It's not exactly healthy, but its worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q7WKD-O22RjG6KoyPVPeLQ", "date": "2008-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LsHxn18mMU2xvNKDfiio2Q", "text": "The food isn't more healthy than nearby alternatives. Sometimes this place is good, sometimes bad, but usually mediocre. Last time I went there, the bread was stale, inedibly stale.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zFtFgeIpiAWQW7Gzbz9hfg", "date": "2007-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OXh-mJY3JRLfz3D2gymqlg", "text": "At first, I steered clear of this place.  Any place with the name \"healthy\" in its title just screams grass smoothies and power bar sandwiches, especially in a place like Berkeley.  But it just so happened that I ventured in one day on a lunch-break (only because I discovered mold on a sandwich I brought from home).  I was impressed.  It wasn't the vegan/vegetarian place I imagined.  They have hamburgers and Asian stir fry cuisines!   I suppose in keeping true to their name, they also have a large salad and soup bar, but being the unhealthy eater that I am, I didn't ordered any.  What I did have was their basil chicken and it was delicious...much better than any Panda Express meals I've had.  Oh and the service was fast too. \n\nApparently their breakfast menu is good to, seeing that my co-worker goes there for breakfast every single morning.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZjJD_yTr1veNjrL7Z0zuKQ", "date": "2006-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UIblcB_kVD2CfuY3UjT5lg", "text": "I have been going here for about seven years, but with this new management I never want to return.  This is very unfortunate.\n\nJust this Friday they screwed up pretty badly; I ordered a cheeseburger with fries.  Despite being such a simple order, it took them 40 minutes to get my food ready while I sat and watched my friends all eat their own meals.  By the time I received my plate they gave me a pitiful handful of fries and when I got to my burger I saw that the middle of the patty was oozing out blood.  Disgusting.\n\nWhen I returned to the counter to show them my pathetic excuse for a cheeseburger, I received no refund, no discount, not even an apology.  The owner merely told his staff \"make sure to cook the hamburgers all the way through.\"\n\nIf you think this is an isolated incident it's not; my friend told me how the previous weekend he got so fed up with the poor service and attitude from the owner that he chewed him out in front of all present.  The owner's mouth remained SHUT.\n\nDO NOT GO HERE:  Things are different now.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "hhUQtt5Lksz5aZsvqa4Dbg", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BBRWIbM60yEvJpOeoKihnA", "text": "got a munch on me coupon for spicy dog with drink(3.50)\n-dog tasted like tasteless chicken dog, lots of stuff on top: chili, tomatos, cheese, onions,....came with shoestring fries too. \n\nfilling but not too tasty.\n\njuliie's also sells thai food, shawarmas, breakfast and ..?\n\ntake outs:\n-had greasy aftertaste from fries?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DSP9c9_D15SisGe9RSKXkw", "text": "I come here for the pastries and coffee. Pastries are great, but healthy pastries are better.\n\nThe coffee is fine, not as good as a cup of Peets, but it will do. The pastries are delicious though, never tried the breakfast burrito everyone is saying that sucks below this review.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jZaW5XEiEuZo_JhpxMBDSQ", "date": "2011-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vTR6sZsNmQIJNXa9UBqREA", "text": "First of all, let me be clear by saying that I'm not even sure if the place that I tried was really \"Julie's Healthy Cafe\" or if another company took over the location and have yet to take down the signs and banners.. \n\nMy boyfriend and I were walking down Bancroft when he spotted a large sign with delicious-looking pancakes, a breakfast burrito, and other breakfast treats pictured.  He had repeatedly told me earlier that morning that he was craving pancakes, and to him, spotting that sign seemed like a gift from the pancake gods.  So, of course, we had to stop.  I ordered off of the menu (an omelette with cheese and turkey) and my boyfriend ordered from the banner posted outside of the door (pancakes, who would have guessed?)  WELL, apparently this place doesn't have pancakes! And when my boyfriend gestured toward the banner outside, the man working there had to follow him, looked at the sign questioningly as if it had never been there before (even though I walk down Bancroft EVERYDAY and have seen that sign outside since I moved to Berkeley in August).. Anyway, the man said they didn't have them, and my boyfriend accepted this and simply ordered a breakfast burrito instead.\n\nNow, how could it possibly go from disappointing to terrible?  Well, when my boyfriend got his breakfast burrito, he took a bite, opened it up and inside looked like tiny potatoes and mush.  There were NO eggs inside.  In fact, the only ingredients inside the burrito were tiny potatoes and a gallon of salsa.  Now, I've had my fair share of breakfast burritos, and I've never seen one that looked like his.. and when he said that he didn't like it and didn't want to eat it, I absolutely understood why.\n\nBUT, they did earn one star: I took his burrito to the counter and politely let them know that my boyfriend had thought the breakfast burrito was something else.. I asked if he could get another one, but this time, with easy salsa and extra eggs.  At first they seemed annoyed, and explained to me that they already scramble the potatoes with the eggs (why? I don't know.. but it looks gross).  As I was continuously polite and understanding of their menu, I asked that they put more eggs inside of his.  They agreed and didn't even charge me for the extra burrito. Plus one.\n\nEven with the extra egg, it still looked unappetizing.  We won't be back here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "J4C-7RysAW14ISO-AoLhKg", "date": "2012-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VwOkGRrEvrOTA_47dXFINw", "text": "Free wifi, and cheap good eats, but only if you order the right things.  You have to go for the hummus sandwich with turkey and cheese, or the double cheeseburger ( low on flavor, but super low on cost).  This place has a really campus convenient location, and pretty good juices too.  I'd say this one is the \"best place to yelp from\" in berkeley", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zJgTQLOOn1-SO1ghvBtXpA", "date": "2006-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "0MfRwmxi5vgnqYqXIQXFiw", "text": "This place really isn't all that great, except they have baked potatoes which is totally random/delicious, and they have the \"regular brownie\" amongst all their low fat blueberry muffins and gluten free banana bread. I like that of al the healthy food they have here, all I've ordered are the things that aren't good for you.\n\nAlso they have a bathroom that says customers only, but no one's stopping me from peeing there while on shopping missions on Telegraph.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VYXOtlwVd5pQQeLGCPhXOw", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "64gbwP5Z60CWsT8-GPBOEg", "text": "This used to be one of my favorites in Berkeley and I would have given it 4 stars, but it seems like the owners have changed in the last year or so since Ive been here and everything is different. The menu has changed and they added a lot of things. The old things are still there but the recipes have changed. The mee gorang and the pad thai were awful. Both were loaded with carrots (but little else), soggy, and flavorless. it was so bad that I ate less than 1/4 of mine and left. This is an entirely different restaurant from the one it used to be, and the new owners have ruined it. I wont be going back again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "aAUPYRSR0b0ZCd7jdkk_CA", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ytp8Ot-NuqWWEvUiNiDVng", "text": "I've only ever had the thai dishes here, but they've always been firmly A-OK. There tend to be lots of flies in the open seating area, which is kind of gross.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2009-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xke1bVlYdlZmYzGcafkAaA", "text": "It was a particularly hot day in Berkeley, I happened to walk in here to purchase water. It was $1, reasonable. What left me happy was the quick 2 minute conversation with the owner. He was sweet. If I'm in the area, looking for a place to study, I'll definitely hang out here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8i0Do65MQwRG4HAzO_detw", "date": "2012-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "JjuCwA_WN5e9BcOnmJz_IQ", "text": "This cafe always seems so empty but I decided to go against my better judgment and grab some food because it's the only place really open before/after a certain time.\n\nI wanted a light meal so I figured I would get a chicken salad (SF Soup Company was closed). I order then get my meal and it's LITERALLY a platter of bbq chicken with some pieces of lettuce stuck on. In no way did it taste like a salad because it was smothered in fatty oil and sauce. \n\nOther than that, the guys working there seemed bored and lonely because they were all smiles when they finally got a customer.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "fyfPOxcGQSEvAbG9PFWSAw", "text": "I'm always looking for new, clean places to eat in Berkeley, especially south of campus.  OK, I'd actually rather avoid the area south of campus altogether, but because that's not really a realistic wish, I try to make do.\n\nA couple of weeks ago, I woke up too late to take BART and still make it on time to my office hours, so I drove.  That made me early for office hours, and since I was hungry and had some time to kill, I walked up Bancroft and discovered this cute little short-order restaurant within a semi-open-air off-the-street strip mall that Berkeley has so many of.  These places remind me of Orange County in the '80s, except there are more interesting people in Berkeley than there have ever been in Orange County.\n\nThey have a pretty diverse and extensive menu.  I had a veggie wrap, which was good, but it was a little bit bland.  I'm definitely coming back, though.  I want to try some of their Middle Eastern stuff.  And their breakfast dishes.  The prices are a tad high, but the setting is pretty relaxed, and despite the interesting crowd, it wasn't aromatically interesting, which made my time waiting for my food to be prepared that much more pleasant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2009-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "sm6PPJHNeb5YQFTzKxR81Q", "text": "So today was my first time at Julie's.  I was given the invite from some new friends attending the Zaytuna Institute.  So the first thing.. is that Julies is super easy to get to and the parking is located below street level with stairs directly up into the place.  We all arrived and it seemed like the entire East Bay Ummah attending UC were all there.. everyone from the masjid showed up to chow down after Jummah salat.\n\nWe were worried about getting a table but Alhumduilliah it was easy at people kind of came and went in waves while we were ordering.  Ordering didn't take long.. just yell out your order over the super busy counter and your pretty much done.  A nice thing is each dish seems to have a photo over the order counter... so even if you can't say Shawarma.. you can fall back on I want a number 22.\n\nThey have a wide selection of bottled drinks - apple juice, vitawater, water etc and soda as well as a soda fountain.\n\nThe wait to pay was a bit much.. like 10 minutes in line.. made it feel like a high school cafeteria- however it allowed for more socialization with all of the many other muslims that happened to bombard Julie's.    They take cash and debit.. so plastic only folks don't feel left out.\n\nI ordered the beef shawarma.. I made sure they went light on the sauce because.. I wasn't sure if I was a mayo based sauce or not and I happen to loathe mayo.  It was a great choice by the way.. I could taste my grilled beef and all of the other flavors blend together in a wonderful taste overload in my mouth.\n\nI would high recommend Julies.. bring everyone even the kids.. since its low key, good prices and excellent food.  I can not wait to try the Hummus and Falafel next time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2QxYqMoFOFw848gH4sVulg", "date": "2009-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "LPQXvS7Lc3IT5TRiTnYLgA", "text": "Every time I see this place I am reminded of Voltaire's witticism concerning the Holy Roman Empire: \"Neither holy... nor Roman... nor an empire.\" In this case, of course, it may well be that the owner is actually named Julie. But I really, really doubt it.\n\nI ordered \"Eggs and Sausage\" here for breakfast once. When I received it, and for the agonizing twenty or so minutes that followed, the sausage was in point of fact nothing but a cut-up hot dog. Yes, the purported sausage was a Hot Dog. Not one of those Whole Foods hot dogs, not even a Hebrew National; it was the same unappetizing thing they give you at the horse tracks on dollar day. It was quite clear that on this day I'd put my money on the wrong breakfast place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_jjRJEgDLIblQyFVP6MhVg", "date": "2007-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "IJLKoop2wQBBged8vdtCQw", "text": "I guess the free wifi counts for something, and the sandwich wasn't terrible, but everything else was.  The coffee, the cookie . . . I could have gone to Subway and had everything but the coffee for less.  I was on campus today for a company event and managed to duck away quickly for a sandwich.  I should have just tried the taco stand . . . or falafel in a pita, or anything but Julie's . . . the bathroom is a little scary too, but at least there's a ladder in case you need to escape.  No telling where it leads, but from the smell in there I almost wanted to . . . \n\nI've NEVER been impressed with any of the food close to campus.  I guess you shouldn't expect a lot - students are often self-centered, cocky, oblivious to those around them, etc . . . and the restaurants probably can't find it in themselves to bring decent fare to these kids.  I don't blame 'em. . . \n\nMoral of the story?  Pack your lunch, or better yet, search for \"Indian\" and get as far away from campus in Berkeley as you can.  You'll be pleasantly surprised, I've yet to find bad Indian in Berkeley.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CDZWiihsmtiP-cgBRSSljA", "date": "2008-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "X_F53ZyIQT3Y2iSvWRLXEQ", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 7, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "K5GnEPtAZf3DsWJuxA5YfQ", "text": "I started coming here with my lunch buddy when our favorite sandwich place a little further down on Bancroft closed about a year ago. We came in looking for a sandwich, but soon enough found the very tasty, made-while-you-wait stirfries. That is what we keep coming back for. I'm worried what it's doing to my health, though. Don't let the name of this place deceive you: the portions are unhealthily large!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2007-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0LS5kXjY9WbDdbb584wJsQ", "text": "I dunno why everyone is harping on this place. We went there with 7 people, got a bunch of dishes which were all really good, naan, rice, and samosas, all for $9 each. Everything was nicely spiced, though my only criticism was that the okra was overcooked and greasy. A lot of people really liked the eggplant so I would suggest that. \n\nCheap, super tasty, what's not to like? I think the palak paneer was a little bland as well, but it was better than House of Curry.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LEGudhGQU2sBvpyltEov1g", "date": "2009-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0qqcrh9SsmsyadGFJdDazg", "text": "I've been coming to Naan N Curry for the past 3 years but just now found the time to review it. \n\nThis place is a common staple of Berkeley, one that prettty much every Berkeley student has had a chance to try. I'm not too big of a fan of Indian food, but this place stands out pretty well for me. You can get a fairly decent meal for around $8, and their dishes are not too spicy at all, which is good for me.\n\nI usually get either the Lamb Tikka Masala or Lamb Biryani. See a trend here? Even though I have been given very bony pieces before, their lamb is very well prepared and the Tikka Masala sauce just makes it that much better. It's more of a do it yourself place, with utensils, napkins, and water jugs all lined up for you to grab yourself, which doesn't hinder the experience at all. It's not the best Indian food I've had, but certainly not the worst.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2010-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "19FYgtpn1bruYIyvdtg2kw", "text": "I ordered the chicken tikka masala which was decent.  Naan was wonderful - hot and fresh.  Beware the bathroom though - this place is not the cleanest!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "csv7aXW3PI_FRRr7N9nsMg", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1Qt8N274_xkgd2O1k5A49g", "text": "My dude and I went to this place a while back.  The food is good and affordable, and I really liked the naan.  I will admit that  the chicken curry dish I had was a tad too spicy for my taste. Overall I'd eat here again whenever I visit Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fhB6swl0m2JpjEL9t7VbnQ", "date": "2009-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1SmEK6B0xXWL7aAZ9--59A", "text": "It's kind of average as far as indian food, and there are definetly places aroudn cal that are alot better, but it has saved my hangoverness mornings more than a few times, it gets and extra star", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Eypq5gLLjCapBVVnMw_MyA", "date": "2009-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2BCZldyMjhvf_VFRjNFJQQ", "text": "Yea, this space was not originally a restaurant. However I do appreciate the low prices, and quality Indian food this place serves. Why do you pay so little? because you will be getting pretty much everything on your own including your glasses and a jug of water from the back. Go here if you would like to not feel totally lazy, yet still eat out.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u2cN-tN3T37QajH4rhDStQ", "date": "2007-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2g6UfqOmgI0VcCTg-CIwvA", "text": "Naan & daal (lentil curry) for $5? Booyah. It's not the greatest curry I've ever had, but believe it or not Naan & Curry was my first introduction to Indian curry (having grown up with Japanese curry as a staple) -- & yes, I've had Indian curry elsewhere since. I do recognize that it's mid to subpar, but it's cheap & it's fast & I like it.\n\nThe daal is my favorite both because it's cheap & because I think it's tasty; the spinach & cheese curry is also pretty good. The garlic naan is worth the extra dollar, trust me.\n\nGrab your own carafe of water from the fridge in the back, & napkins & utensils from the shelf next to it. When you're done eating, be a dear & bus your own table please.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QgcdouqxvtrDoBv9ojDx2w", "date": "2009-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2GV_7M2cYQsg1q1HIOOAsQ", "text": "I like this place just cuz I like variety and buffet gives me that option. In terms of Indian food in Berkeley, I'd choose Urban Turban, Karma Kitchen, and Biryani House (for Northern cuisine) over this place.\n\nTheir naan is the cheapest I've found in Berkeley ($1) and their chicken tikka masala is creamier than other places. I do like their palak paneer and chicken palak partially because of the tomato in it, but to be honest the frozen palak paneer that you can get at Trader Joe's is much more flavorful.\n\nIn terms of buffet, I like the variety but I usually go with chicken tikka masala and tandoori chicken. I do eat the aloo palak but it's not very flavorful and it just tastes like spinach mush.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fePUffifNdyTZT8sIqpzyw", "date": "2011-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2J3-FnF3xhgS-Dja_HUiKA", "text": "What's there to say about Naan and Curry that hasn't already been said?\n\nFood is decent, a little pricey but it's definitely nice and hot; if you're craving Indian, this place will definitely set you up in a fix.  Naan comes out fresh and toasty, although sometimes the service is wonky and they don't give it to you until far too late (ie, 3/4 through your curry).  \n\nI've been here before the renovations and after, and I have to say that although it was clean after the repairs, it's pretty clear that the people who work here aren't good at maintaining good hygiene.  This place is quickly becoming as dirty as it used to be.  \n\nThough I haven't seen any rats yet.  *shudder*", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pHUAZ53qwA_ka07s77Q0Rg", "date": "2012-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2xysVWJvKrOOrLbmswk-Zg", "text": "The portions here are actually kind of small for what you pay. The prices aren't exorbitant, but it's not cheap, either. Also smells pretty nasty when you walk inside, and it sort of sticks to your clothes. The essence of this place, though - the naan and curry - is great. I got the lamb vindaloo, which is spicy according to the menu. The menu doesn't lie. There was a fire in my mouth after about 4 bites of this stuff. Not that it wasn't delicious, but at one point my tongue was in physical pain. I like masochism sometimes. \n\nGreat words of wisdom on the bathroom walls, too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BLrrlNdaU3fOXpcbcbE4Aw", "date": "2009-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_34DD5FAHr_dDltJfWLKxg", "text": "The food was actually quite good but the experience sucked. I guess I should expect grime in Berkeley but this was a little ridiculous. Comments:\n\n1. Food was a 4/5 on taste but 1/5 when considering price and serving size\n2. Carpet was a 0/5 = FILTHY\n3.  Along the wall there is an exposed pipe that drips water into a hole in the floor of the dining area\n4.  They had a big sign advertising Malai Koft but when I asked for it they said they didn't have it and immediately ripped the sign down - WTF?\n5.  Nasty restrooms\n\nOverall, there is really no reason to eat here because there are nicer places with good service, clean facilities,, accurate menus etc. that actually charge the same or less.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LXTd3Kl_ZXJ1sKeYWwlzlg", "date": "2008-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3DsyxXWZ-kn5OSOo67DYaA", "text": "Huge disappointment.  If you are a price-driven college student who has never had seriously authentic indian food, this may fill the bill, as other said reviewers have contributed, due to price and convenience  If, however, your palate has developed beyond fast food and LCD ethnic flavors, you will regret giving this place a chance.   I am not a college student, but rather the parent of one visiting from out of town.  This place is dingy, dirty (don't even look down at the carpet) and badly lit and laid out across a way too vast space that seems like it was something much larger in an earlier life.  I had the cheese and spinach entree, avoiding the buffet which looked suspiciously like a dumping ground for tastelessness.  I swear that the base for the dish was tomatoe soup.  I was appauled.  I can blame myself for thinking that the place must be OK based on the number of students eating in it.  My Frommers guide said that anything on Telegraph is probably alright if its popular with students.  Wrong, wrong, wrong, unless you just want to stuff yourself before partying the night away, in which case, where you ate earlier doesn't matter.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "w2lRHkig_667YG2mgBB-Ig", "date": "2012-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3GbROzFjL2mGpMcVNjP77A", "text": "When I see people outside Naan N Curry looking at the posted menu, trying to decide whether to eat there, I feel like pushing them inside - they'll thank me later.  Sure your clothes will smell like cardamom and cloves all day, sure a high fraction of people who eat here have mild intestinal distress.  But the food is just SO GOOD - the paneer tikka masala is widely regarded as the most delicious dish, thanks to the buttery sauce and firm, yet delicate cheese cubes.  Pair with some soft, chewy naan or fluffy rice and I'm in heaven.  The daal, chana masala, and aloo palak are also solid.  I'm currently in love with the bitter melon (sada karela), but I seem to be the only one.   \n\nHouse of Curries (a block away) is good too, and India Palace on University and Oxford makes better naan, but Naan N Curry is the best overall dining experience.  For a \"fancy\" dinner, BYOB and ask Mubeem if you need a bottle opener.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UZqsQ_e8ULt1cNsl9sVSHw", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3IJN4b0Airr9Esz_G7KaDQ", "text": "I've definitely had better.  The curries were way too saucy and basically come with 2 pieces of meat.  It was okay, but wouldn't go there again if given the choice.\n\nOne order of rice is enough to be shared.  Five girls, five huge pies of naan, four orders of rice, five different curries = massive leftovers.  The bum on the street outside was appreciative of it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nFtof3oLdgVduSP2LrWhow", "date": "2009-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3jwPwW9At9GVTiM2aAkeAQ", "text": "i treat myself to naan and curry only once in a while because i am currently watching my weight. \n\nthe chicken masala with garlic naan is sooo good. too bad it's heavy on the butter.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Njc3lo4M-T8w2bDFQB3c2Q", "date": "2008-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4auOfbRoDb0bZzatgr9veQ", "text": "So one day I'm in kind of a hurry. I need something quick to keep me from keeling over with hunger later on. So I pop around the corner, and start jogging up Telegraph looking for something. I spy Naan N Curry. Perfect.\n\nSo I pull open the door, saunter in, slightly breathless and scan the menu. And my eye falls on the Naan portion of the menu. Nothing on there for more than $3. Even better.\n\nTurns out that any of the naans are a good choice. The plain naan is of course pretty plain, but fresh and warm always impresses me to no end. So another time I venture out and try the onion naan. Good as well. Perhaps the best bet is either the potato naan, or the meat naan. Either one is sure to satisfy a hungry person for a couple of hours. I mean that, no joke.\n\nAs far as any other kind of food goes, I have no idea. I've only ever been in a hurry and wanted something to go quickly, so you're on your own for anything else. But if their naans are any indication of what the rest of their food is like, you can probably bet on a good meal.\n\nPlease note, your wait can get pretty long if you decide to go in at about 6:30pm. This place can get busy, so be prepared for a 5 to 15 minute wait if its busy. Worth it just for the convenience.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wFJVXbiO-clyiom7KZ4gow", "date": "2007-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4b72I1RJK8kXHOHNHXKjmg", "text": "I met a friend here for dinner. It sounded like pickings were slim along Telegraph Ave, so we decided to eat here. It reminded me a lot of my favorite Indian restaurant in Boston--Punjabi Dhaba. You order your food, then find a place to sit yourself, and you get water for yourself. Low frills, do it yourself place with cheap, decent Indian food.\n\nIt is what it is--obviously not a classy eating experience by any means but it's cheap and it's pretty tasty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xkmypny5H5-kFJR2LfbRcw", "date": "2008-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4GRK06S1wHFZXl1XdlfaoA", "text": "I went on a weekday for the lunch buffet.  I'd actually read on Yelp that they have a good buffet for a good price and the chicken makki was better than others.  I didn't check out the buffet before I paid for it.  They didn't have the dish I wanted and when I asked if it would come out, they told me \"maybe later\".\n\nThe food was decent.  The price: $8.99 for the buffet.  My suggestion is that if you're looking for anything in particular, look at the buffet first.  They also serve free chai with the buffet...how can you go wrong with chai???", "stars": 3, "user_id": "lnng77jG8j4GDlqxGgdlFA", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4x-P6hMByCgffiXIaw_lyg", "text": "My first time eating Indian food was here and I liked it. You can get an average plate for $6 or just pay $9 to eat all you want which I think is worth it. I enjoyed the chicken tikka masala with their rice the most. Eating the sauce from it with their bread was good. All the other food was just okay. If it wasn't for those dishes and the dessert, I don't think I'd come. The restaurant has a taqueria feel to it except it's Indian. The only thing I do not like is their dirty, one stall bathroom, which reminds me of the bathrooms at the gas station. Also, parking is a bitch in general around UC Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TaQzWbdFO7x0r4YqkKzMeA", "date": "2010-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4zXEET9KfvpC6a2qoN2V5A", "text": "I really like the Naan & Curry's in SF... This one however, \nit's hard to even rate the food as you have a hard time\ntasting it through all the SALT that they add - virtually\ninedible! Run Away! There are better Indian rest. near\nby... Even Pasand (if you can get past the family having\nengaged in \"importing\" Indian female sex workers!)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VnoMFmLtVdR5nLqnFpYFlA", "date": "2006-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "56e7OzAgTrEB3Qin21gEXQ", "text": "Always a fun place to go for cheap Indian food right on Telegraph. It's always good eats and they serve free Indian tea in the back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "utu0aZaNH8hFA3hFrSw3xA", "date": "2006-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5fHBbScFG7ywzqfUO5q5Zg", "text": "*DROOLS*  Oh my god I'm wiping saliva off the keyboards as I type up this review.  I went to Naan N Curry off of College first and I think it's  House of Curry now but it's the same thing as Naan N Curry off of Telegraph.  They used to be sister restaurants.  \n\nAnyways, when I come here I usually order the lamb vindaloo and rice.  My sister gets naan and sometimes samosas.  The samosas aren't as good as the lamb samosa I eat at Sargams (so warm, flakey, delicious!)  and I can't even remember if they were good or not.  Eeek.  Unforgettable.  That's not good.  The naan is usally yummy and you can get plain naan or naan with spices and  herbs or even naan with meat.  \n\nMy lamb vindaloo is so damn good I'm prepared to drive down to Berkeley for Saturday lunch.  It's pretty spicy so those who can't stand the heat should try something else.  But the potatoes and tender lamb over rice is just to die for.\n\nYeah, the place is a bit dirty which kinda sucks but I just try to wash my hands or use the restroom someplace else before I enter the restaurant.  The staff at the counter are usually nice too.  I like that you get your own water and tea.  Good stuff!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9nuv3DsQJFjApI3UgHvgxQ", "date": "2006-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5rwZkW8mExUL7Y_h-LUXxA", "text": "This place feels like India. I don't know why, but walking into this place, ordering, and then getting your own tableware, just feels very... Indian.\n\nAlso, one step in the bathroom, which has several clever jerry-rigged devices, including the hand-soap dispenser, and you know that you're in an authentic restaurant.\n\nThe food is decent. I havent' had much Indian food before, so I don't have much to compare it to. \n\nThere's a chicken thing in yellow sauce that is very good.\n\nThree stars, because the jerry rigging in the bathroom took lots of thought.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Zr83zDJCKCC-mlbJiQI_nQ", "date": "2007-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6fWqMwMYHEV456wf7Xj-pQ", "text": "Reasonably tasty food but definitely on the greasy side. Isn't particularly cheap either. There are better Indian places in the local area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pB4vDvrU0yFle_aGK2tq_Q", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6h5XGF46jgf01ww_geDQXA", "text": "Should an unsuspecting tourist accidentally happen upon the northern terminus of Telegraph Avenue, he might be terrified by the eccentric street culture, complete with its retina-blasting tie-dyes, battle-axe salesmen, and smoky miasmas of varying chemical nature. Thus gripped by said terror, he might escape into a store.  Any store.  Perhaps even Naan 'N' Curry (N'N'C). \n \nOnce inside, he is greeted by a cavernous space reminiscent of the South Park episode when the Persians took over and installed gaudy, faux-gold curtain rods and unnecessarily intense blue carpets.  The room, reasonably clean and well lit by an oversized chandelier, has the feel of a multi-winged hotel lobby: the reservation-desk-cum-cash-register juts into the center of the room, dividing it into a main seating area--where we noticed an impressive number (~30%) of Indian patrons--and a rear area where customers can pick up their plates, utensils, napkins, chai, and water.  One could also, in theory, fill his plate with food from the crusty-looking buffet adjacent to the silverware; we chose to pass.  We were, however, encouraged by the fact that unlike at some other establishments, the staff actually appeared to be working: restocking cups, plates, etc.  And while none of them touched anything on the buffet, we felt confident that we could sample the pickles and sauces housed there without fear of food poisoning.\n \nAfter initially attempting to discuss the menu over the blaring beats of the ambient electronica from the speakers hanging above our table, we gave up, sipped our tasty free chai in silence, and decided to order the usual.  We began with an order of pakora (fried vegetables), which, while mediocre, was an excellent vehicle for the interesting chutneys and spicy pickles from the buffet.  Our main dishes, the aloo ghobi ($6) and chicken tikka masala ($6) were very tasty, though they lacked in spice.  Perhaps the blandness was a good thing, because the naan and mango lassi--our go-to cool-downers--were respectively doughy and tough, and full of icy chunks.\n \nWhile several items were less than stellar, the satisfying flavors of both main dishes lead us to award N'N'C a solid three samosas; its rock-bottom prices warrant one rupee.  With an acceptable samosa-to-rupee ratio (3.0), N'N'C is a fine option for a quick meal, whether you're just hungry at lunch time, or you desperately need to escape from the Tarot-card reader bearing news of your destiny which, you insist to her, you really just don't want to know.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L2D-IGR6lXf8_qe_pTi5Bw", "date": "2011-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6J2Ae3pkRcSPjv0xQcltBQ", "text": "Obviously the people giving this a bad rating haven't seen the Munch On Me deal! \n\nYou can get Chicken Tikka Marsala at a greatly reduced price and the deal lasts unlimited times until middle of December, which is basically the ENTIRE SEMESTER. \n\nI'm usually not a big fan of Indian food because it's so friggin expensive for not as much food as you'd expect (e.g. House of Curries) but this is a great buy! A good-tasting meal with a decent amount of good-quality chicken for less than 5 dollars. \n\nThe chicken curry seems to have less chicken/protein but you can still get it if you're interested in how it tastes. But in my opinion not as good of a deal as the tikka marsala. \n\nGreat deal and great tasting too! I never tried the buffet and I don't care to.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wPCC8JoHIJtlkCaXzBt2PQ", "date": "2011-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6xd-6Bz5FR_ZWr32POKqoQ", "text": "If you're not gonna get buffet, I would recommend House of Curries. Cheap and yummy. But if you're super hungry, and not all too picky about Indian food, come here!\n\nNot super clean, but hey, it's Berkeley. You gotta clear your own stuff for buffet, but whatever. Tea and water is in the back, with plenty of sugar for your tea. \n\nI love the naan. SOOOOOO NICE AND CHEWY!\nThe chicken tikka masala and the roasted chicken thing are it's main redeeming dishes, I think. And the naan. Always the naan. \nThere's vegetarian dishes, like lentils and stuff, and it's a hit or miss. \n\nBut ONLY go you see a lotta people buzzing around there, because then the buffet items get continually changed and refilled. Otherwise, everything gets cold and soupy and disgusting, and people only give 1 stars on yelp. So please, save yourself the money and look before you pay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BjX-myFGi_5243ws_BSrRQ", "date": "2011-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Ylt4xonlfFVvjKk2WGWbg", "text": "I had been here before and the naan was great. Yesterday, I asked if there was anything on the menu with eggplant. I ordered what the waiter suggested and waited over twenty minutes for something that looked and tasted like it had been sitting in a pot after going bad. The service was so bad the kid I ordered from forgot to give me the cups to serve the yogurt sauce at the buffet. And when I asked another worker he snapped at me telling me I needed to get the cups from the kid who just helped me. I will never go there again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "jF9vLP7rCIuYaveV8WgtFQ", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7bddScwSxekCbfJXdpbk4w", "text": "I always leave this place with a food coma. Tandoori chicken and chicken tikka masala are delicious each time I come back. Plain, potato, and onion naans are delicious! You have to try each one.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "brPvJZ-EeAz-CR5oJvH5-w", "date": "2011-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7BtPn8qAvBcEs4qTghBGRg", "text": "Lacks any hint of flavor.\n\nMove on to next Indian restaurant.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3EOS2SQH82mE45MB7f-4oQ", "date": "2008-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "828yygnSqk1wW2Hof9ntjA", "text": "The only thing this place has going for it is its location.\n\nCompared to other Indian restaurants in Berkeley, I give it a 1 out of 10.\n\nNaan n Curry, time for you to move out and welcome in someone new.\n\nSave your $ and go to the Dining Commons instead. \n\nYou'll get better food and better service.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "uHPPmQzJZnbzr5duh2thGw", "date": "2012-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8B5vNECkQvDOuM5ICpr4dA", "text": "Not the greatest indian food (not bad but its super cheap so want do you expect...) But they have a good buffet price and free chai! You heard me...never ending chai.  Gotta love that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tiN0fMBlBRGy8iyv0AWi0A", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8BfxE8uq4kPvFwX4aGUtrw", "text": "$8 dinner buffet with everything delicious...this place will always be a really, really good deal. Warm naan, spicy curries, pleasant dal, raita and chutneys galore. Eight dollars. Seriously. Do not miss it. Where else can you get stuffed full of tasty Indian food for that price?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "B-7QSsJYW90NFjmZbyKL_A", "date": "2009-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8PLW0T5ILOUA7i2OhGaLmw", "text": "Quantity over quality.\n\nAnytime buffet at 8.99 with endless rounds of naan, various meat dishes, the potatoes and cauliflower curry and endless chai. I had a cold so I was all kinds of ready for spice but was a little disappointed by the meats but the potato and cauliflower, which is definitely the winner of all of the options, was spicy and complex. None of it was outstanding but once again, it's cheap and it's not terrible.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "m93Alnm5W9qXLjBMAZ2Cgg", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Zz15HRi6rc5zuJNz44kOA", "text": "This has to be the worst Indian food I have ever had in my life. They have like two curry bases that they use for all there dishes one tastes very mustardy and the other tastes even worse. The only bright spot is that chaat tea wasn't awful. I think it fits the giant mall lifestyle that exists around the college.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UM4DwqNgRdB-CtqCVJEO3A", "date": "2008-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-99lKmpZ3cyB6c6jiEZ6IQ", "text": "The first time I came here, I had the buffet and thought it was very good.  Then I went to other Indian places around Berkeley and realized that it's not that good after all.\n\nThe tandoori chicken is dry, and the lamb had large chunks of fat.  For $9, I'd rather go to the dining commons.\n\nI also came here for lunch.  The naan was good and was a pretty big piece.  However my dish wasn't fantastic.  I think it was some lamb dish, but was mostly sauce with very little meat, and some of it was pieces of bone.\n\nOverall it's decent if you're hungry and have a craving for Indian food, but in my opinion it's not the best.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4jPsIgMZT4_Ks5-myaW9Bg", "date": "2011-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9CouOeXL3ItUPW9g_4qOVQ", "text": "Naan N Curry is soooooooooooo good!  I've only really tried the Chicken Masala and the Tandoori Chicken but both are amazing.  Granted it's kind of hard to mess up Tandoori so that's not quite as big of a deal.  However, I have had a lot of trouble finding Chicken Masala that is nearly as good as the one here.  Also, they've recently really classed up the place!  Now that I've moved to the city I go to the ones in San Francisco which are just as good.  This place is definitely worth the try!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kO4IWMmjUWkgKcqfxHFNDQ", "date": "2008-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9hOw-0U4zBdLi_oWFiHJtg", "text": "Naan N Curry on Telegraph is very spacious and close to campus. I only come here when I have a deal. College life = broke life.\n\nChicken Tikki Masala: Ehh, I've had better. The chunks of chicken are either a hit or miss. I hate when they're dry :(\nVegetable Tikki Masala: Ehh. There's really nothing to say about this. It was acceptable.\nGarlic Naan: Wasn't warm. Skimped on the garlic for sure.\n\nEverything was mediocre at best. My food has consistently came out lukewarm too. I don't see myself ever coming here without a coupon. Best thing about this place is probably the free chai in the back!\nFor good Indian food around the UC Berkeley campus, I definitely recommend Indian Flavors Express on Bancroft.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_gPcXbHyWgJBf440yf0G7g", "date": "2012-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9mLFBuyoVFBnGT0cshfmRg", "text": "It's cheap and fast without tasting like fast food.  Don't forget the chai!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9vPm8Zuxum69gEfQvl1sHQ", "text": "I made the mistake of taking a visitor from out of town here as we were nervous about making a concert at Zellerbach on a Friday night and most of the restaurants were packed.  We ordered from the menu, which was probably a bad idea since most of the positive reviews here are from the buffet.\n\nWhile the service was speedy, the food was so unappealing that we didn't finish any of the dishes, including the usually irresistible chicken tikka masala.  The bengan bharta was a pale green and nearly flavorless puree.   The lamb and bitter mellon was very oily and while it had spice the flavors were indistinct and unpleasant.  Even the naan was cold and tough.\n\nThis is by far the worst Indian restaurant I've been to in the Bay Area.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "oTwYWqovSFygozA3PMxUng", "date": "2011-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A8SNnHW8vV04eabNNzRgRQ", "text": "Disappointed by the chicken masala-- too spicy, and not in a good way-- as well as the tasteless naan. Service was meh; waited 20 minutes for our food and got some 'tude when looking for water and utensils. I did however enjoy the impromptu DJ spinning Bollywood beats while we dined.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "h80lUlJXzBik-JmQYCEmBg", "date": "2011-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aahXAIwy6d9-FOajoRA71g", "text": "Cheap, passable Indian takeout. The naan here is actually some of the better naan I've had from a takeout Indian place (low bar) and the Chicken Tikka Masala tastes enough like Indian spices and chicken to be edible.\n\nNNC really deserves a 2.5, but I'll round up since your alternatives in the area are really bad crepes, really bad sandwiches, or really bad pizza.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "59QzQ3-dmOD1USV2hQpwkw", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aCV_Udcs8wGTU-QPyUBQ0g", "text": "best indian place ever at this price range. 'nuff said. i am going right back there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3MKBPOJGCEO6lL7wt_UbVQ", "date": "2009-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AdVuJGWIEX4H4Tt_FBxoJQ", "text": "I like this place.  I've been here a couple times and the food has been pretty consistent in the buffet.  I really like their kheer(rice pudding).  I find it to be convenient and delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "926VbZX-brSfDRo7lb-c3Q", "date": "2011-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-aFo9nrOSTqV-v0f_On54w", "text": "Really like their chai tea, and their palaak paneer with naan. I don't know about any other dishes they serve, because I keep coming back to that one!\n\nAlso, huge portions for a reasonable price. win win!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3K7Y4khyOxqm3M3r6bpKJA", "date": "2009-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AmD0xcho5Iby4wPjwNYUdA", "text": "Why would you come to this place?  There are plenty, PLENTY, of other Indian food places in Berkeley.  The prices are cheap BUT there are a lot of other cheap Indian food places in Berkeley that are worlds better.\n\nThe inside of this place is disgusting, it looks unclean.  The food does not taste fresh, it's also somewhat bland (which is the antithesis of Indian food).  They're buffet special is largely unimpressive - they don't change the food out as often as they should, there is very little selection for a buffet, the food tastes old/stale.\n\nThe people who work there are friendly.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F39TrTUf-yi1-wn2BJ2gag", "date": "2011-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "asSF-b18EL_WiB3n3uBNzw", "text": "This place used to be AWESOME !!! Then the owner changed, and now it sucks. Tastes like pure butter, but in a bad way. If you want to try out what it used to be like check out House of Curries on College and Ashby. Try the Bangain Bharta!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "RYc1bD674z_stlt1lJ2drg", "date": "2008-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B8ezgQ8CyU6WkypdiMNrgA", "text": "If you're on Telegraph and looking for a quick place to eat at, I think this is one of the better places to go. It's pretty packed most of the time, but what place isn't over there? There are better places such as Shalimar, but if you're a student, or just in the area, it's not a bad place to get some grub and it's kind on your wallet. You may want to pull out your tums though, heartburn is basically guaranteed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lL9dMcY7eFjaHi4mtxdl8Q", "date": "2008-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bcrIqN_s2rNG69wuUNe3-A", "text": "I used to love this place about 5 or 6 years ago when I was at Cal, but I swear the food's gotten worse.  I used to always get the Aloo Gobi, Palak Paneer, and Garlic Naan and it was delicious.  I went there last night, and the Aloo Ghobi was much smaller chunks of potato and cauliflower and seemed to be missing the tomatoes entirely.  It was also much more bland than it used to be.  The Garlic Naan was aiight, but nowhere near as moist and garlicky as it used to be.  The only thing that was still as good as ever was the Palak Paneer.  We also got samosas, which were soggy and cold, and my husband ordered Chicken Tikka Masala, which was also pretty bland.  I am super disappointed, because I loved that this place was so cheap i could order a variety of dishes even if it was just me.  Frankly, the Indian food in foil packets at Trader Joe's are just as good, if not better, and a whole lot cheaper.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LE43ZNcOPzeFX4rPzojpVw", "date": "2011-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bE7KWU6z8ehWLj5ppK6MZg", "text": "My very first time here was with ST. It was my very first time eating Indian food--ST introduced it ot me. It was an explosion in my mouth, in a good way of course\n\nI really like the chicken vindaloo, even though it is spicy as heck.\nI also like their garlic naan.\n\nI love when Indian restaurant gives you free chai tea.\n\nThis place was a four star, until something better came along around the corner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ed20T0T3jkAqVBBiyXju6A", "date": "2010-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bfv067Ce1-zI_wqRXH63EQ", "text": "i love their chicken tikka masala. Regular, garlic, and wheat naan are soo good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cmlASN3iXaJrZC-ErYdHEg", "date": "2008-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b_Ihc5V-9ewoMPTqbXo55A", "text": "it's not a typical place to have a birthday party, but that's where my friend decided to have birthday dinner last friday. There are about 10 of us and we were set in the back of the room. Despite the fact that we were being pretty loud, the restaurant staffs were very friendly and accommodating. We ordered several dishes and they were all excellent and quick. The portions were generous and we all shared. At the end of the night, we even shared the birthday cake with the staffs for being so nice to us! I recommend this place for quick yummy bites of India.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ESWmzNP3voquD1zilMVPEg", "date": "2011-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BOjvpzqVAZTG3YObmgT0Gg", "text": "Food was good especially the Naan and their Chai tea was good too! but I had to give it 3 stars because it took us over 20 minutes to get our food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zYJLPSwytcVfGoTw-aRdeA", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BSD-zSGZ4z0pP8V8jbrPWA", "text": "Tandoori fish tasted like it was previously frozen.  I think there's better options not too far away.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "PjAhtgNusWTOMPcGtlxDig", "date": "2012-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bvhXQAg_WCQ8ZuwDfLRuug", "text": "This place has THE best naan I've ever had... well I've only had the garlic naan since I'm addicted to garlic.  I crave the baingan bharta (sp?) and chicken tikka masala on a daily basis.  \n\nPlease note... this ia a Pakistani/Indian restaurant, not a straight up Indian restaurant... so you cannot compare it to a typical Indian restaurant... great but different - my thought as to why everyone reviews this place poorly.\n\nIt's all self service, so there's nothing to complain about in that category.  Fast service and its clean and cheap.  It may not be for most people since it is self serve but I'm a rugged type and have no problem with the humble self serve.    \n\nIt's a must for me and in my top ten favorite places in the East Bay.  Oh, yeah... free chai tea to boot!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XOkzUZxxFif-Ld10Ttrn5Q", "date": "2008-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BXfqeMtsI3ne-oVSJtXs-g", "text": "err not sure why people are such fans of this place. maybe i am missing something?  only thing i get here is the chicken marsala and naan...but for $6 i expect more than 3 pieces of chicken.  \n\nbut three stars just cuz their garlic and/or potato naan is soooooooooo good and sooooooo fresh! i ate this for a week straight for lunch on the go when i only had 30 minutes to spare.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R4b9uTzOI-9d0ussqSqR5g", "date": "2006-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C-39aahuRaU7XLP-qA66wA", "text": "A lot of people really seem to like this place that are from the Bay Area, and since one of my floor mates is CRAZY about the one in San Francisco near her neighborhood, I decided to try it with her and two of the guys from our floor. The naan is really good, and even though the decoration is somewhat tacky it's fun. The curry, however, was rather bland, and there wasn't too much chicken it. I wouldn't recommend this place for a meal, but if you're hungry for a carbalicious snack, drop in and get a naan, it's only a dollar!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7gDUqtEkqS6As88uq2aamQ", "date": "2007-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C8qFkNMhJ6XvgADj3b_W-A", "text": "Pros:\n-cheap\n-quick\n-good (as in: greasy)\n\nCons:\n-it's almost like they try to make the place look tacky\n-bad (as in: greasy)\n-75% chance of the runs by 10pm (50% chance that it's worth the risk)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "upEJIvTW-IAhiJXNl4Auyw", "date": "2007-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_c95aBraO-j90qZ448YR4w", "text": "Good food but nothing special...food not as fresh as Breads of India...also you wait on yourself...good samosas but the sauce containers are sketchy thinking of everyone thats used them and eating with your hands =/\n\nNot one of the cleanest establishments on telegraph...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LUxRNzH6wg1pMRu1yZp6Kw", "date": "2008-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CPUJrGj3ylHaTDVXZTWxZw", "text": "So we finally managed to go here after a friend of mine said I should try it. And I have to say it wasn't bad. We got: \nChicken biryani: it was GOOD! \nChicken Tikka Masala: not so good... very mild and the chicken pieces were kinda hard.\n2 Naans: these are really big so we ended up splitting one naan (there were 2 of us) and the second was pretty much untouched. Also, they went crispy pretty quick, overall not too bad.\n\nThe place itself is kinda greasy - it bothers me a little but not too much. If you want a really clean place with great service don't go here. \n\nThe portions were small to fair. I didn't mind so much for the biryani because it was tasty. The prices weren't too ridiculous, but I guess they could give us more for the money for sure. \n\nI will be going back - I liked the food and want to try their other offerings before I make any more judgment =) \n\nOh and the free chai is yummy!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2zsMynWIexT98IbXVP1Mrg", "date": "2008-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cr02D55dKWO4yvgdNzm14A", "text": "I've only been here a few times since I'm not a fan of all-you-can-eat anything unless it's hotpot or sushi - if I want curry I'd rather go to House of Curries, which is a 2-minute walk away. But my male friends looove this place because of the quantity of food they can get for $9. \n\nThey serve rice, naan, tandoori chicken and different types of curry at the buffet, along with veggies and salad. Because it's been sitting there for so long, the rice is either too dry or mushy, and the naan is kind of soggy. At least the chicken and tikka masala are good! Those are my staples whenever I come here. \n\nThe place isn't exactly clean and there are flies flying around, but that's (sadly) common for restaurants in Berkeley. Like I said, the food isn't great, but the $8.99 price tag really draws crowds in. I prefer quality over quantity.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CYV9NhBi0EfRhAAk0uSUiw", "text": "Let me preface this place with the fact that I have had limited exposure to Indian food.\n\nAnd while this place isn't as clean as the locations in San Francisco, there are some good things.\n\n:) positives\n+cheap naan, usually big pieces. I had a piece of naan with meat inside and Tikka Masala sauce for around 5 bucks and was a happy camper\n+unlimited chai tea\n+cutesy atmosphere\n+CHEAP\n\n:( negatives\n-fairly rude service\n-nasty bathrooms\n-not super clean for being a resturaunt", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eZ_KgDxwAMumP9Mgqp8PpQ", "date": "2009-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DEFvrhILoCTqIDD-2FBMcA", "text": "Went here for dinner and opted for the buffet since I was in the mood for Indian and thought I was really hunger.\n\n--\n\nPROS\n\nThe student special of $8.99 is good for us college students.\n\nThey have a fair selection and decent variety of stuff as part of their buffet--rice, naan, four to five different curries, and some salad bar thing.\n\nDidn't have to wait and good service.\n\nCONS\n\nOkay, there are a lot of places around Berkeley that serve Indian cuisine. Naan N Curry is not too great nor not too bad in my opinion. It's average really. If you're not expecting too much, it's a quick and cheap option. I guess I had bit too high of expectations for their buffet.\n\nTheir basmati rice is a bit on the dry side. But I liked how there weren't too many cumen seeds in there. \n\nThe naan is definitely not the best in Berkeley. And I think it's less than desirable. It's not really warm or fresh if you decide to eat the buffet. It's dry and a bit too doughy. There's hardly any butter if any at all, which would've have made up for it's blandness. Also, the majority of the pieces in the batch I had were burnt on the bottom and carcinogens are never good for the body.\n\nThe chicken tikka masala was eh. It's okay if you're willing to settle and once again, aren't expecting much. Not really warm, although I admit the flavor wasn't too bad. The chicken is incredibly dry--really really dry.\n\n--\n\nAn okay place--there are definitely other places with better Indian cuisine and there are nearby places that have better and higher quality  options for eating buffet.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ixIDncea1rLLMQEd3irt5w", "date": "2011-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dlmt8kbW9PMvR6ivo-YRwA", "text": "Before I moved here I remember going to Naan N Curry when I would visit Berkeley.  I would have to agree about the dirty statements, but none the less I still keep coming back for more.  Some dishes are better than others.  I personally like the okra and lamb dish.  If you have never had okra before, I recommend it.  It will change your mind about green vegetables forever.  The chickpea dish is also really good.  And for those of you with the delicate stomachs, make sure you either get take-out or else be home shortly after you eat here.  This is extreme food man!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zp3tRNqyeL7-kGDJwMkgpQ", "date": "2008-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Dr5EkYJIVSxApg45OyEnqQ", "text": "This restaurant is awesome.  My friend lived in India for 3 years and agrees.  It's a huge, tall store with a kitchen on the side, and a strange loft with no stairs to it.  It's like the restaurant was transported directly from India to Telegraph Avenue.  Be sure to try ordering roti instead of naan, and to drink some of their tea (it's free).  In my opinion, this is the best restaurant on Telegraph north of Dwight.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xU5L3aZ8J7XKwuG7IfBILA", "date": "2007-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DW1St-VwZlrzd4rUK4NLRQ", "text": "I really hate to only give this place 3 stars because this is where I fell in love with Indian food. However, after many years and after countless number of Indian restaurants, I can't really get myself to give this place much more than 3 stars. =( The curry isn't unusually great, the naan is only so-so, and the service isn't amazing. Although, if there's one thing I love, it's their tea. You can never go wrong w/ their chai tea. \n\nThat said, thank you Naan for introducing me to the world of potato naans, garlic naans, regular naans, and chicken tikka masala.  =)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KbJp5kb-AMB7ixBPref8WA", "date": "2008-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DxfvVB00lhXNQs1kZj9H4A", "text": "Love it! \nI seriously ate here at least once a week the whole time I was in school up there. \n\nGreat food every time and a wonderful place to read a bit while sipping on awesome tea. \n\nI would have given it 5 stars if it had servers, but I still love the place in spite of my bias towards restaurants without waitresses.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QIrsWkk_lAB-nx2xdljoQQ", "date": "2011-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e6z6fM_CnTFjtmQVtOlTSQ", "text": "In a word, disappointing.\n\nMy boyfriend and I came in during lunch but ordered off the menu instead of getting the buffet. The guy at the desk was rather lukewarm and unwelcoming. \nApparently, rice is extra. What?!\nSo we ordered, found the cleanest table we could, and settled in. We had to remind the waiter about the drinks we ordered.\n\nI had the Chicken Tikka Masala, which was ok. My boyfriend ordered something and asked for mild spices ... but mild it was not! And the sauce tasted just like the kind he used to get at Costco.\n\nUgh. Not coming back again. There's much better Indian food in Berkeley.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TCFKsYGsLJKUpDHHB3EQAg", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e7W-C94cK9X1hFnJHrg8sw", "text": "My roommate and I have an inside joke regarding this place.\n\nWhenever we feel constipated, we should eat an Naan' n 'curry.\nGuarenteed to cleanse your bowels", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2WhjCZIsRzg-CswICMmhqg", "date": "2008-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E9GHBMiA_Nj81OY0tc1fuw", "text": "i usually get the chicken tikka masala here with rice and naan. it's pretty good considering you get all that for around 10 bucks. inside, it's relatively clean, but not spotless. they bring you the food and that's about it. you have to get your own utensils. on the plus side, they have a plastic keg full of hot tea in which you can add your desired amount of sugar. beware, choose a clean cup (some have questionable stains and what not).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QjMsxTxmwSzHllJx94hP4g", "date": "2008-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_eFD4gB3UscdD2MShO5tHw", "text": "I always eat here when I'm back in town.  I think I love it for nostalgic college memories but it really is great, cheap, Indian food.  I'll just go and get an order of naan and Chicken tikka masala.  I never had their buffet.  They also have all you can drink chai.  You just can't beat it for the taste and value.  You get to enjoy the place all night because you smell like it when you leave.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "veyBYho3I1RgEcuph7rc1Q", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EkWGDypkaysSaKkn7s1JUw", "text": "This place is great if you're in a money crunch like most of us. This place isn't the best representation of what Indian/Pakistani really is but if you're in a hurry and are on a budget, then this place will do. Plus it's Halal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tDcGrd6bRpfy4CwSwulPzQ", "date": "2009-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "elIiXSLYetvOnaEgOSzy3g", "text": "I wasn't really gonna leave a review b/c I give them 3 stars as well and they already have over 300 review which means whether I give them 1 star or 5stars it's not gonna change anything. \n\nBTW, their $9 buffet is pretty good. I especially enjoy their naan bread. The atmosphere is ok. I'd recommend this place to my friend not b/c it's fantastic or anything, but b/c of its reasonable price and the fact that you can get a variety of foods out of their $9 buffet.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LWI6wFVkoe2CKCyj-f7O7Q", "date": "2010-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "elKTLbBTQcYT_qEwp7h2Dg", "text": "I'm loving this place. I'm a pretty big fan of indian food. I was happy to find some authentic indian cuisine in a chilled atmosphere. The quality of the food is very good and the prices are more than correct.\nThe service was good and this is the place to be when I am starving (the buffet includes many different dishes).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "o6GRIEeKcnAyO9lioNWPgA", "date": "2011-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ETyP7B0HCbAPbpIS9RTASw", "text": "I've been here several times, but just recently discovered their lunch buffet (there's also a dinner buffet!). It's about 8 bucks for all the curry, soup, naan, rice, and rice pudding you want! There's also free chai! \n\nI usually hate buffets, so this was a delightful discovery on a Tuesday afternoon.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "izDLT2zmnwc85mbJ_M2VfA", "date": "2009-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EuUQLHcAUhegyA02DNdWSA", "text": "I'm a little surprised by all the reviews here that rate it the worst food ever, and one star. I mean, this isn't the greatest Indian food in the world (there are a lot of really great Indian places in the South Bay, and Vik's off University is light years beyond) but this isn't a completely untasty dump. It's junky Indian food, and I think if you go with the expectation that it's cheap, fast, and meant to fill you up quickly on a budget, it's pretty good!\n\nMy boyfriend and I came here last night. It wasn't our first time, as we've been regular eaters here since our college days, but it was our first time going in a long time, and our first time going together. We ordered two garlic naans, lamb vindaloo, and the dal.\n\nThe lamb vindaloo came with lots of chunks of lamb, and it had chunks of potato. The sauce was thick and tasty (though not very spicy). The dal was also very thick and savory, but it wasn't as flavorful as some other dals I've had at other restaurants. The garlic naan seemed to have improved since before, when the naan was a lot flatter and less fluffy. This time it was fluffy and covered in lots of cilantro and garlic. Mmm.\n\nThe water isn't the best (it does have a weird taste) but hey, it's free, and it's at a technically hole in the wall fast restaurant, so it's to be expected. Regardless, it was nice to sit down and chow down on the hot, fast food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "D96pOQ39yzgoJWObBZ9Wzg", "date": "2008-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fjYTXnABeGDV--2diht4qQ", "text": "What makes this place one of my favorites on Telegraph Avenue is that the food is cheap and tastes so great.  My stomach is made of iron, so the greasy curry and crispy naan don't bother me, even when I enjoy it as a midnight snack.  I like to get the Palak Gosht (sp?) with naan - some type of spinach and lamb curry - because the spinach makes me feel like I'm eating healthy, and the lamb is incredibly tender and juicy.  Each time I order, I'm hoping for at least one perfectly cut bone exposing its fresh savory marrow that I like to save for the very end.  I've loved marrow ever since.\n\nYou won't be disappointed if you have the mindset of a starving college student and can disregard the fact that the place looks as questionable as the food they serve.  They've remodeled a couple of times, which basically consisted of rearranging furniture, but the exotic aromas of Indian curry and spices are still there and it's still quite dirty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1pKeBT17WFcQSlvcxTNNrw", "date": "2007-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fon16WYc6qOwHdYeoLUUoQ", "text": "I like Naan N Curry! It made me a fan of indian cuisine. It's a great hole in the wall place and self service options... I always get the chick tikki masala with regular naan!! hmmm...   don't you the bathrooms though unless u really need to go..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nr35WjC-YI0dFcsnW33Szw", "date": "2009-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fSq0wCTLUzFyTX94NhrxcQ", "text": "Everytime I've eatten at this place, I've gotten sick. Don't waste your money, you are just going to throw it all up. You are better off going to Cafe Raj.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G6r3GQhZMs3PeVdPUzWqnA", "text": "I feel bad giving 2 stars, but I find it difficult to give another.\n\nMy bf and I came here for the buffet at around 7 and they were out of almost everything already. All there was left was naan, curry vegetables, and tandoori chicken. The tandoori and naan wasn't bad, but the vegetables were covered with so much oil. I'm sure if I came during the day I would have gotten to taste a lot more different items from the buffet, but how can you stop making new food at 7?!\n\nI know there are quite a few Indian buffets that are only 7.99 or even 6.99, so I would most likely not go back to Naan N Curry. Sorries!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cJ7v1pTqLVDp3uC-YGE4Ug", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G9M7pxan9jRBIfWWFxRgHg", "text": "It's...ok... This is one of the more popular spots for Indian on Southside, but that's no reason to go to it.  I much prefer House of Curries just up Durant.\n\nNaan N Curry, hmmm.  The quality is so-so, and if you order the dishes, a lot of them are pretty small.  The naan is inconsistent, and can be anywhere from fine to dry and too thin.\n\nThe lunch buffet is an ok deal if you really just want to fill up on Indian food.  They have a good number of options out, and it's a buffet, which is exciting.  Still, I'd rather stick to quality elsewhere.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CX71NDrxCkcuXICKMz3mww", "date": "2010-12-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ge2sZLQNwe5fpJYyw07RxA", "text": "Their potato stuffed naan is the best.  \n\nIt is very pricey, but I've enjoyed every meal that I've had there.  Too bad that their dishes do not include more stuff in it, but the flavor is great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JDVqessYj-1RxwU75qgoog", "date": "2007-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gFe94Ihs-3kjXHkqiepqZQ", "text": "Dirty? Check.\nCheap? Check.\nGreasy? Check.\nSatisfying? Check.\n\nOk, so we found a hair in the garlic naan, but we ate around that part anyway.  So the carpet has aged and the chandelier had a \"for sale\" sign on it, but the atmosphere is still better than what it use to be years ago.  So the chicken masala and aloo ghobi is swimming in grease, but it was delicious and I was prepared for that.  \n\nWhy do I keep coming back when Berkeley is a mini-mecca for Indian cuisine?  Maybe the nostalgia brings me back.  Maybe it's the free chai tea.  But I really think it's the obnoxiously huge and delicious fresh naan or the crack-laden masala sauce that I dredge it in.  \n\nYes, I'm a dirty girl.  I've eaten on the streets of a dirty Vietnamese village where they rinse their dishes in murky water.  So this sticky icky place doesn't scare me, plus I've never gotten sick from it.\n\nNaan N Curry, I will be back for more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "83jaBKXtlLbbSns3ZGTIhQ", "date": "2008-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gmfPKDIHT9B4EMCXJh1jDg", "text": "Food: Okay, not bad. Free tea with your meal\n\nLocation: convenient\n\nWait Time: short-ish, if you are getting the buffet, the wait time is pretty much nothing.\n\nPrice: cheap for Indian food, filling if you are starving.\n\nWould come here if looking for a decently large place to feed lots of hungry people.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6APTA-0_xWbrw0ty51Qm9A", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GuUQKgt0bF--_mD2oA5jAg", "text": "Want great indian curry and naan for a cheap price?  Naan and curry.  The environment isn't anything special, but the food is awesome.  Tons of locals and students in here", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6X1D7uMgjvk1xAVdfqO5bg", "date": "2008-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H6j4ajh3R67T15sIpsqPXA", "text": "Undeniably delicious, unbelievably cheap.  Every time I hear the total, I have to do a quick math in my head because I can't believe how little everything here costs.  I do like this Indian food system of ordering and then getting your own dishes and silverware, which cuts down on waiting for water refills and replacing dropped forks.  The menu features some tandoori items, curries, and briyanis and a few different kinds of naan.  Cut down on the heat with the mango lassi, or just get the free chai.  My favorites here are the chicken tikka masala, bengan bharta, any of the saag dishes, and the okra bindhi.  Unless you want a five-alarm blaze in your mouth, stay away from the vindaloo.  Unfortunately, the tables don't turn over as quickly as the order line progresses, so you might have to be a vulture and seek out a table that's almost done with their meal and hover.  You can usually find a table by the time your order is ready, but cross your fingers and practice your dirty looks for people who are dallying just a bit too long.\r\n\r\nUPDATE 7/28/06: I'm downgrading N-n-C to three stars.  The rice and the bengan bharta were not as good as they used to be.  They did add paneer tikka masala to the menu, and that is excellent.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "X0q4bFpolUwr_MOKEURbHg", "date": "2005-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_H6yqcWtKnLAzpA-1pj_JQ", "text": "The greasiest Indian food ever... They barely include any meat in the entrees, so go find a place slightly more expensive, and I guarantee that you will have a gentler and happier stomach.  Also, the decor and ambiance is simply tacky.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9GmuevI6TbHhyuW7YXSVXw", "date": "2008-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HAIpLk_LsBs923AtP0n5ag", "text": "For a chain, Naan N Curry does a great job! The naan is piping hot and delicious. My favorite dish is the Paneer Tikka Masala - yummy. The price is right, too. You can eat a huge meal for under $10, easily. I usually keep it to about $7.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v9RMfviYHZO4esxPNmI4PA", "date": "2006-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HWnYmdSWw92JxnQSJRjscQ", "text": "I came here and tried the Lamb Tikka Masala as a recommendation from my friend. It was actually the first Indian restaurant I've tried in Berkeley and it was a pretty large portion for the pricing. The curry sauce and the rice were good but nothing too amazing.\n\nMy Indian friends at home have taken me to some better places, but Naan and Curry is definitely a good place to go if you have a craving for Indian curry!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2011-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h_ytbwAxtf9XD-TbN8Y5xA", "text": "I'm not giving this place only three stars for the food, in fact the food is pretty darn tasty for the price!  I'm giving this place three stars for the cleanliness of the restaurant.\n\nLast time I was here with a friend, there was a giant hair in his curry.  Also, I got somewhat sick from eating here last time i was there.  \n\nSo I guess if you're willing to bypass the fact this place isn't the cleanest place on earth, the food is tasty!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KAhdUkiXacpMG0Uqb02OoQ", "date": "2007-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "icFskgqklfYY8E-UCeEqkA", "text": "Ok, this was the best cheap on the dollar Indian Food that I've had since the place I can't remember the name to, up in Berkeley. \n\nI want this place to be across the street from me. I want to be able to stumble over there after a night of drinking and get me some Cheese Naan and some Chicken Curry and curl up in a ball with it.\n\nWe got lucky as they had just changed all the pans, and everything was super fresh. My friend and I got the dinner meal for 2. When he gave us the first plate of the stuff we picked out - we thought we were done. WAIT! WHAT! I get my own plate? Oh jesus this is a lot of food. SO be prepared to EAT! You may even wanna just ask for it to go because you are gonna end up taking something home. Really.. A LOT OF FOOD!\n\nBut a lot of good spicy comfort food. \n\nMy only wish would be for the Saag Paneer to have more cheese!!! \n\nAlso - they don't serve booze there, but we did spy another couple who came in with their own bottle of wine - so I guess it is allowed? Good to know for next time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "t18msHMiPhg6iT-ssbB3LQ", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "itnwQoFRHoryb5dVDZzNtA", "text": "it's pretty much indian fast food, but it's still darn tasty!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Da_ZO8lKwIacljqKUJbAlw", "date": "2005-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IyNhbGlrnaVdGRZwEPXi4A", "text": "I like this place.  When I'm in the Telegraph Ave. neighborhood, usually going to Moe's or Amoeba, I stop in for some Chicken Tikka Masala, Biryani and some naan.  Ordering that will usually feed up to 4 people so you can eat her for about $6 per person, which is a pretty good deal.  Yes you have to get your own silverware and plates and yes the place is a dump, but they did carpet it recently!  I still think it's a good deal for a quick tasty meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jrjWfptXQF-HCEXi_xM9Fw", "date": "2008-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ize9YsqXRBOBmdVcVoruSg", "text": "What the heck happened to this location? I love the Naan n Curry over in San Francisco by Irving, which I love going to with my family (as do a lot of people since it's so packed all the time) but what is up with Berkeley's? \n\nIt was basically empty and so I suppose I should have sensed something there. Yet, perhaps we had just gotten there early. I know I don't usually eat dinner at 6 so I suppose other people are like that too. The menus are the same as are the prices and so I order what I normally would get with my family across the bridge: lamb curry, chicken tikka masala, two naans with meat, and a regular naan. They gave us smaller portions than we were used to. However, it was compensated with more meat in the meat-naans, as in all over the naan and not concentrated in half the naan like on Irving. Plus, the naan wasn't burnt and came out perfect. I guess you win some and you lose some.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5W2zNKIQcfWkT5WMq8iC-g", "date": "2008-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IzI_MjduJraqt5vF2vBFkQ", "text": "I really like their Naan varieties, but the curries range from good to bad. Sometimes you'll get nice and tender meat in your curry, but the next time it will be tough and seem old. I would give it a 3.5.\n\nNote: I've been in an anti-curry mood for a couple months now ever since I saw the results of a multi-curry-poisoning on the sidewalk down in Fremont. We're talking like 6 food poisoned chicken-tika-masala eaters who all blew chunks right at the corner of the street, so I'm a bit traumatized! I've never gotten sick at Naan N Curry, nor have I heard of anyone who has, so I wouldn't worry about repeating what I saw.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PAGIppDXVg12CyCa-gdLoA", "date": "2007-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jaMzLDgouna8Z3ZTjmiFgA", "text": "First things first:  I have never eaten Indian food before in my life.\nWith that our of the way, I shall continue.\n\nMy friend and I  were walking down Telegraph.  We were pretty hungry, but were tired of the usual options:  pizza or burritos, so this time we ventured on trying Naan N Curry.\n\nIt was roughly 2 pm and there were a few tables taken.  The atmosphere was relaxing: the place was a little dark, cool, and smelled delicious.\n\nThe place looked OK.  Based on what previous posts have said you'd imagine the place filthy, nasty  and infested with roaches, but it wasn't.  Really!  I mean, it's not fancy- but what do you expect from a place frequented by college students?\n\nWe picked up a menu, but couldn't figure out what the place served... and there were no pictures!  So after pretending we knew what we were doing, we set the menu down and casually ordered the $9 buffet special.  Mhmmm - not only were we hungry, but running on low funds as well.\n\nThe buffet was all right:  Rice pudding, two meat plates (both chicken), yellow lentil option, garbanzo thingy, potato + spinach, rice,and some cauliflower stuff.  On the side there was a salad bar that consisted of one tray of lettuce, three dressings, and some chillies in vinegar.\n\nI am a carnivore, but I thought the non-meat options were absolutely tasty.  The garbanzos with rice and bread: delicious.  The potatoes with spinach were sooo good!  The potatoes were just perfect- not too hard, but not soft enough for them to disintegrate with the spinach.  The chicken thing (masala?) was good :D but compared to the other stuff, it was OK.\n\nAnd the rice pudding was OK; nothing special there.\n\nI will definitely go back to that place again.  I understand that the food wasn't really fresh, but compared to other buffets in Berkeley, it was pretty good- just accompany it with a a plate of salad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "geqbcB6tzuXctM12HoqCQg", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jH_n3GND8Bf-ISIjvIgz7Q", "text": "Quick and tasty. Those are words that aren't often associated with Indian. For many, Indian food is often and sit down and have your order taken sort of affair. But those seeking a quick kebab can gladly hit up Naan N Curry.\n\nThe inside decor is nice enough for a quick and easy place such as this. You can indeed sit and eat, but I prefer to go to this place as a grab and go type of spot. Nice selections of kebabs and standard Indian fare (even tikka masala, though that's more of a British colonial dish, but we won't get into historics in a Yelp review.) Food quality is just OK. Not the best Indian food i've had, but again, good for a quick fix. Don't expect to stuff your face here... unless you guy a gangload of food or whatever.\n\nIf you've got a hankering for something quick but different at the same time, it's hard to go wrong with Naan N Curry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9YXx_m-WYuUltfOJc6kmBQ", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JK_xp5x7ULaI-JF-BiiEGQ", "text": "I hung around Berkeley today with some friends, and we ate lunch at Naan N Curry. I wouldn't say this place is a bad restaurant at all, it's just that the food didn't wow me. I had the paneer tikka masala (homemade cheese in a tikka masala sauce) with a keema naan (naan bread stuffed with ground chicken). The food was nice, and filling, but it wasn't anything amazing.\n\nI dunno, I should say that I don't generally care for Indian food. Would I come here again? Yeah, I would, mainly if friends wanted to go. But it wasn't really food I'd crave.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sdk0mhrWicZo6xoBLMCPcQ", "date": "2009-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jMDiR3guiBwzQYoWBfKn9A", "text": "I love this place. You can't beat the spicy chicken curry for the dirt-cheap price. Get the garlic naan too, just throw away the burnt parts.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NH9po9wae2cyHMvEyrba3w", "date": "2006-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JPqoMG4AHXV2Dh3uCj3w7g", "text": "As an connoisseur of indian food and some who's been raised on it, I try to take the chance to try out the Indian restaurants in the area. Although Berkeley has many great Indian restaurants that are close to campus, this place is absolutely horrible. This place seems to take advantage of its proximity to campus and serves sub-par dishes (and the food is not really authentic, it's more of the McDonald's version of indian food). I've tried to give this place many chances, they do give good quantities of food for a decent price, it is absolutely tasteless.  There's been a few times that I've gotten sick from this place.\n\nThe place is run-down, low lighting, and very dirty. I usually like dive places like this but this is as dirty as it gets. If you're looking for cheap food, come here but otherwise if you're willing to spend a few more dollars, I'd skip this and walk down the street to IFE or Zaika.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_H-BFUYMJawjATvdXHWJzQ", "date": "2012-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k-4J_mnTOwtEzcdKH__2HQ", "text": "Naan & Curry used to be a decent spot but recently they have been getting a little too skimpy with their portions. I usually get the Chicken Vindaloo which can be nice and spicy, but last time what I got was about the equivalent to a leg of chicken with lots of bones and maybe a third of a potato. Because of that last experience I do not plan on ever going back to this Naan & Curry.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ppVriISHmX76gT4RokJg4A", "date": "2008-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k5xVgII9VkZM4oD-8jhcgA", "text": "The food here was just ok. I had chicken karathi, which was FULL of bones. There was barely any meat, just bones, and I ended up taking all the chicken out and eating it vegetarian-style. We got it delivered and they forgot our samosas, and then the guy went to the wrong address to deliver them to us. The prices were cheap, but I'll definitely try somewhere else before I try this place again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "G9SLE_VjXl7aUkoOLxIW1g", "date": "2011-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k_akV6VkUt7AJUI-AoXETA", "text": "Good: open till late hours. My roommate and I were hungry hippos after a trip to SF, and were delighted to see that this was ACTUALLY open till 10pm (cough cough TAKO SUSHI).\n\nBad: not /cheap/. I've seen buffets with a much bigger selection for $7.50. \n\nUgly: terrible selection of food. Granted we did go half an hour before closing, but we still paid the full price. There was barely anything left to eat, and they didn't bother to refill the platters.  What was worse was that what little there was left tasted bland. I've had better Indian food.\n\nI have to give them credit for having really good chai though. \n\nProbably won't come back unless I'm desperate for a ton of Indian food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iUzs3L0Vlj3ohHihnhgq8A", "date": "2012-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KBqpzD6orR6PIPlHepKBGA", "text": "The food is not greasy and decent. I didn't like their tandoori chicken, but everything else is decent. The kitchen area doesn't seem very clean, nor is the bathrooms, don't venture in that direction, you'll loose your appetite. \nFree unlimited tea servings.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dCtUaGA78DRxftUUad_l7Q", "date": "2008-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KHGse4CZXiV01ZKlZZB26Q", "text": "This place is awesome and cheap.  $1.00 for a 3-stack of filling naan bread.  these things are like the size of small pizzas almost.  anyways, my friend and i ended up sharing it AND i was still stuffed (and i'm a guy that likes to eat a lot, too.)  the curry was very tasty and we we got free tea and water.  that water was needed for some of the spicyness, haha.  i had a lamb and lentil curry (yes, it had those %*&#$ bones), while my friend had spinach and cheese veggie curry?!?!  wtf?  anyways, they both rocked.\n\nThis place is self-service (kind of like a cafeteria), so you need to get your own water pitcher, plates, utensils, napkins.  i actually prefer this kind of restaurant.  after ordering, you wait at the table and the food is served to you from the \"waiter\" in the kitchen.  cheap eats + tasty food + laid back indian music + cozy seating = A+ in my book.\n\nI hope i don't get a stomachache like others on this site.  only time will tell...UPDATE:: I didn't!  Now, i gotta try vik's!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B9HksKb4Fza90K2WbMELTg", "date": "2007-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KPl2eGUoNvvaBY8980h0Ww", "text": "this place is bomb as shit! buffet=good. its hot and not cold and it tastes helllllaaaa gooood. as a berkeley student this joint is spot on what i need! it makes me good food. ya! eat naan and curry. not the best place in berkeley but super delicious and cheap and close to campus and their carpet is so pretyy im all about it", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cPUZvW9zaRzf7Ba4cIzz_Q", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Kt8oR5H2CJSeyvu1-kgurA", "text": "Having actually gone to India I was excited to try this place with a friend of mine who went on the trip as well. We walked in and were immediately excited cause it smelled like India. The service was quick and easy, quite pleasant. The food was amazing (we kept it simple and just had rice and lamb curry along with plain naan) I absolutely love this place and get excited every time I go. the bathroom could stand to be updated (though I do enjoy looking at all the graffiti everywhere) but otherwise its India packed into a restaurant.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mf3Mdj5o48nx93gLBqvcog", "date": "2008-11-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KXWEijAjjBz6rteIHND2rQ", "text": "Bland, buttered down, and not spicy. I've been a few times when I was an Indian food newbie. Nope never have I come back after I ventured out to the likes of Biryani House or Taste of Himalayas. Still better than House of Curries, but that's not saying much.\n\nAs most Indian places, though, they do give complimentary tea. Self serve.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2sKvON3YU5o59Z_N1vzsJw", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KyJJI9H1TvidS1RZWucFvA", "text": "Their name is a misnomer: none of their curry dishes are any good.  Heck, every single recipe I've tried at home for chicken tikka masala is better than their rendition.  If I'd just tried their curry, this would be a one star place.  Still, their biryani is intricately complex and quite spicy and the best I've had at any Indian restaurant and that alone makes this a three star restaurant.  Try it!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kYmXkB-McFHrjVuTrpJR3w", "text": "The Daal Gosht here is the bomb.  The naan is huge and tasty.  The counter help is terrible, but the sweaty hot curry makes up for it.  The food is so spicy, I cry and sweat, my nose runs, it's pretty gross actually BUT I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CURRY!  The price is right too, very affordable.  Don't go if you want atmosphere, it looks like a cafeteria, again, the food makes up for all of the short falls.  It's a great place to eat when you're walking on Telegraph.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aYYZw1w10lM1LXVb_YFAFg", "date": "2009-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L2SpiXnyZlaUvsnOaK38rw", "text": "This restaurant has incredible naan bread. The prices are great too :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "z_CEUPxtP_mDgT40VpxzCQ", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l3-BKpLLqH5lWKZPy_JpYg", "text": "I am normally very easy to please, but I really had to think twice to give 2 stars or three stars to this place.  I think I am very generous to give 3 stars since soda machine was broken and one of the Naan we ordered was cold. Chicken vandaloo(?-not sure the spelling) was full of potato and not much chicken in it.  Flavor of the food is OK.  \nSince there are many good Indian food in same area, I should have gone to the other restaurant.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kNaD7eAowkrid-LGiJFAIw", "date": "2011-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LaRmvvE6vquLNBIirgTOnA", "text": "I went to Naan and Curry a few years ago and I liked the food and service, so I expected the same when I ate there just this week.  I definitely didn't receive the same quality of food.  In fact, I would say that this place was close to awful, if not for the naan that most Indian eateries can't get wrong anyway.  The rice was bland, the ckicken tasted gross, and the dishes looked really messy.  \n\nOn another note, the actual dining area was unclean and rather unsanitary.  Plates were left for a while on the tables and there were food remains dropped on the floor.  I also went into the bathroom just to wash my hands, and I felt even dirtier when I walked out; it smelled and looked awful.  \n\nI give it two stars simply because they offer a free dessert, and a nice woman who worked there offered it once I sat down at the table.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4vwWE8mmAiLOtg8vyPHC2w", "date": "2009-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LehUNkDXSZwgS8spv7Dnig", "text": "I got the lentils & chicken stew.  Not enough chicken by far --most of it was bones.  Lentils were too salty.  Naan was very good though.  The prices are pretty cheap, so you get what you pay for.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AeOBUnpbS3cpATXlls183g", "date": "2009-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lfCvsien8a8h5BBqpEfpQg", "text": "Basically this place went from 2 to 4 stars once it started offereing a buffet lunch/dinner. For 7.99, which is what you'd pay for any curry dish + rice/naan anyways, you get your choice from about 6 different indian dishes, plus naan, rice, and rice pudding. All the vegetable dishes are really good, especially the \"mixed vegetables\" which consist of thick cut, tender vegies with a flavorful sauce. The palak paneer is also really tasty. The only thing I can complain about is that the service isn't too friendly, but otherwise this is a great budget lunch for when you're really hungry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CqhbtM3Wr9ptfYGBAzTNtA", "date": "2009-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "liIIZzmukb2TfQ8wXX2y5g", "text": "With the lovely House of Curries around the corner, why would anyone eat here?\n\nThe portions are smaller, sometimes the meat has bones in it, the quality of food is poorer, and the service isn't as great as House of Curries. meh meh meh", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bP3d8owFQT795t3Vdv2c2g", "date": "2009-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LjDh5-xrVe3d9qywr5bdFg", "text": "The food is on the worse side of ok, but edible (though your body may disagree with you a couple hours later).  The free tea is the best part really.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pUW9EWvbxb2LIGBG6kNSnA", "date": "2006-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lJuo8ulmf5j2XD9b_z8XUg", "text": "This place is ok if you really need food. I thought my first experience was just an \"off\" day but I'm more convinced now that it's just how things are there.\n\nFor the amount of food you get it feels a little price heavy (especially for the vegetarian dishes) but that is totally excusable if the food is good. This food is ok, the flavor isn't bad but its pretty greasy and I'm fairly certain they only have one level of spicy (even when less/more is requested) which makes me think the food isn't made to order.\n\nI may eat here again if I'm short on time and really want some curry but chances are I'll go seek out other places in the future.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "T0sQeQYxRMRLYhTtrWzCPg", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lsxX_pRs1NHOxGTUB1-Qqw", "text": "Disappointing. Somehow our takeout lunch for 2 was $30 which is about what we pay for our Indian meals anywhere since we get 2 dishes, 2 naan, and 2 rice but this place is supposed to be cheap. I don't know what you have to order for it to be cheap. Anyway, I don't mind the price as long as it's good, and this really wasn't. I had a meal at the Naan N Curry in the Sunset in SF recently and it was really good, and I love the one in North Beach, but this one was just mediocre. No, it was a little less than mediocre. In a town with this many good Indian places mediocre food and prices comparable to everywhere else is not going to cut it. For me anyway.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FPgJn5pwAEfS5BHdRasZFg", "date": "2009-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lxCzUBPu-pctjDanw4UTRg", "text": "Once, when I was younger and more foolish, I tried out Naan N Curry. It was the only time I've ever left a buffet hungry.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "NuRMo-aLVzvBl1HKDngEgA", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LXXuBVvrdWB4v0dfmDxkyA", "text": "Soggy naan, soggy tandoori chicken, and soggy lentils.  That's what I remember about this location.  Maybe I caught them on a bad day but for what we paid it was more like using your fork to fish your food out of whatever oil/curry broth they had.\n\nTimes visited: 1", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cDAdfpWUkpP9BB_aW4qjbA", "date": "2006-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m7ZkvSgtKZ63tKFZXOSPTw", "text": "I've tried this place twice. Its down right awful. I ordered chicken curry and one plain naan. The chicken was 3 very small legs (with bones) barely a half table soon each.. I left most of the naan and 2 chicken pieces. \n\nThe curry was watery, tasteless, seems ketchupy and someone who is Indian descent out to be ashamed serving such nonsense. Even the naan was so so. \n\n\nPrediction: Out of business in a year. Once the gullible hungry UB Berkeley students find out how terrible this place is; the word will spread.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "PgWJfyrE4dfBoFT3T1gX8A", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MF4or_BYcViK8GcQ5BrugQ", "text": "Why buy a $7 plate of chicken tikka masala when you can pay about $10 for a buffet. Depending on the time of day you can get naan, rice, lamb curry, chicken curry, chicken tikka masala, tandoori chicken, aloo palak, mixed veggies, rice pudding, and others.  Grab a plate and get some food.\n\nNote: Soda is extra.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FagC-8yPTtH-1DpqGRx4cA", "date": "2010-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mk9a89jUMPrutd-lk1IJVA", "text": "When I first go to Naan n curry it's. Awesome I order C T M and a garlic Naan and it's out of the world I love this place and other restaurant name house of curries really really bad Naan n curry rock ...xxxxx", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LjhODqP7hoG6Hpdoy6ABpA", "date": "2009-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "m-m2dUoM9UytAdWzpZSh8Q", "text": "Very reasonable prices, fun atmosphere, delicious chicken tikka masala and garlic naan--which was a huge serving. I enjoyed it. Plus you get all the free tea (with milk) and water you want.\nI didn't do the buffet, but it looked like an even better deal-all sorts of delicious Indian food, all you can eat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B25755Hynzt6aP0U0GQLaw", "date": "2011-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mmJWXF7ZtDw9oElFo77QKQ", "text": "I got the buffet this afternoon and will not be returning to Naan N Curry.  The food was lukewarm and not the best curry or Naan I've had by a long shot.  The buffet was very messy and again, cool.  The rice pudding (is this supposed to have been kheer?) had little flavor and was sticky, thick, and massed.  I've never had kheer this way, and I'm not native to any region in that part of the world so I don't know if it's supposed to be thick like that, but again, I've never seen it that way.  The food, in all, was okay.\n\nYet the worst part of this whole experience was that the proprietor kept bothering my boyfriend and I by talking at us about theft (\"the number one cause of business failure\").  He seemed to be insinuating that I was stealing from him or his friend's Walgreen's down the street even though I have lived in California for less than two months and had never been to Berkeley before today.  He would not leave us alone so we left.  If you couldn't tell by my tone, I'm still a little incredulous at this man's insistence on presenting his rude insinuations and not letting us enjoy our mediocre food in peace.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "r91LhapQ-0x8PXTd1UYOQg", "date": "2009-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mRjKRJJxbuQHZ3B50Zt5Dw", "text": "I didn't really like Indian food til I tried this stuff. Granted I have not had a of of Indian food experiences (two other places before this) but I was really surprised at how much I liked the food. The dinner buffet is a damn good deal but the buffet could be restocked a bit more often. The staff seems pretty relaxed and easy going and I like the hole in the wallish feel. All in all, I would go again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Qr6lXGd1HfvbufC7ncaMEg", "date": "2010-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mU38wtxEv67Hx-8q4Vr3Cg", "text": "I really liked their lamb tikka masala until they changed their recipe for it!  Now it tastes salty instead of tangy and is too watery.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "t1Y9QpI-_zVZKTkgw45rYw", "date": "2011-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MvGy2H0yqkwk4JnrrBX1LA", "text": "Halal meat is served here. Pretty good cheap and fast Indo-Pakistani food. Gets pretty busy at times. Complimentary chai is good. Not a very clean place, but hey it's Berkeley:)!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hQ0aQ-EdeshMwkhXKPlK5w", "date": "2010-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mx6Cv-7TAziqLBOLITfvfQ", "text": "Naan N Curry is a good place to drop by for a quick lunch.  After a debate tourney, I headed over for something spicy and savory.  Naan N Curry seemed the perfect place.  The curry was a bit of a disappointment; the spices were overwhelming and tasted strange to me.  Perhaps it just did not mesh well with my tastes, but I didn't end up eating much of the curry.\n\nThe naan, however, was magical.  Warm, flat bread right out of the oven.  I had onion naan, and it was delicious.  Fluffy and subtly tasting of onions, I ended up buying another.  I felt bad about not finishing the curry, but was def full of naan.  Because the curry didn't taste all that great to me, I have to give the place 3 stars.  The price is awesome, so def go for the naan; get the curry from a different place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E3oc9dVvWZBRCqi7ta1H4w", "date": "2006-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n-422BjOnnYiGD4pEatZDQ", "text": "The best indian curries I've ever had. I am so picky about indian food after eating here for years. It is not for the faint of stomach. Indian food is kinda greasy and heavily spiced (as it should be). They have the best naan handsdown. One of my all time favorite restaurants. If you don't like spicy foods your missing out. An employee here once told me \"you can tell a lot about a person from what they order\". I agree. This is one of those places thats like, if you havent been here, you can't say you don't like indian food, it puts others to shame.\n\nI see that others prefer \"House of Curries\"...I have one problem with that, their food is spiced for a white palate, in other worlds its NOT authentic, so thanks but no thanks, I'll stick with Naan and Curry.\n\nI recommend whole wheat naan \"roti\"\nand the aloo palak or aloo ghobi (vegie wise)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5gA77cKfC0BtakRpqo_adg", "date": "2008-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n8k9aDqjJ0oiWc0L74KlUg", "text": "I had to go over to Berkeley for work one day so my coworker introduced me to Naan N Curry.  She said that she eats here at least once a month because it is just that good.  And it was good.  You could smell the spicey aroma of curry walking down the street.  It's not the best decor in the world and there's not much in the way of service, but you can't beat the low prices for decent Indian food.  The chicken tikka masala really did hit the spot.  Would I go back?  If I was in Berkeley and wanted cheap Indian food, yes.  But there are still so many other good places to try in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "X72Nonf93NEyrmr9h4yH6A", "date": "2009-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-NffNQWT-GPOu4X8osvQiQ", "text": "Essentially what everyone else on here says, it's hot, cheap, and fills you up nice, they don't skimp on the Naan so they're alright with me.  Don't come here if you're looking for decent Indian food or if you're trying to introduce people to Indian food, Berkeley provides many good options for that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5L0eiAkoQIVvI_XOjzhFpA", "date": "2005-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "niNvj7HJCIBIijqL1sPDRg", "text": "Maybe my standards were a lot lower in college (ok they were) but it was a disappointment. The food was only ok but definitely not as good as I remember it to be back in my college days. I probably will only go back for sentimental reasons with friends if we are in the area for football games or concerts.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Y24OBmAFEk6cObHzMShkiw", "date": "2011-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nMMbXVxqpaQDeCfnXgGJig", "text": "I love coming here. I love their naan and their chai tea. When my friends from SoCal come to visit, Naan N Curry is the place I take them to for lunch. The curries may not be as good as other Indian restaurants with table service, but Naan N Curry offers tasty curry at good prices. Sure, the restaurant is a little dirty, but at least the food is cheap. I love their vindaloo...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nRKLmnuHj_S1yNKAd7SgxA", "text": "PRO:\n* inexpensive\n* unlimited soda\n* convenient location to southside campus\n\nCON:\n* you get what you pay for\n* chicken masala curry really dropped in taste since when I was last here a few years ago\n* naan was too soggy\n\nADDITIONAL NOTES:\n* my Cal alum buddy who treated thought it was actually okay, though it was his first time here\n* rhetorical query: are there no really good Indian restaurants near campus or even in downtown Berkeley?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "afxY0DpamMQeHSBEpTkJpA", "date": "2009-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nVbHf8HXftBo32aqA4iZBg", "text": "Cheap, quick, tasty, no-frills.  They lose a star because I've never frequented an Indian place where I find bones in my chicken curry as often as I do here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FQ5jDHWyDNqIPUMuhsTgXg", "date": "2006-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NWNQzcH0U6Mx9TaIRGDAuw", "text": "In the world of Berkeley's Indian food, Naan N Curry is NOT CHEAP. Nor, in fact, is it GOOD. It's AWFUL. I was SO unimpressed. I am baffled why this place is packed so frequently. \r\n\r\nThe naan makes it or breaks it for me, and with a name that sports my favorite Indian item I found myself quite unimpressed. This place is better than many, but I have a hunch that something better for the same price lurks nearby, and is waiting to be recognized.\r\n\r\nAlso, I really hate that they are frequently out of clean silverwear, and the glasses look perpetually handled/dirty. I also found the meat quality to be not that great--everything was edible but nothing was fantastic.\r\n\r\nTry Mt. Everest at Shattuck & University instead. $6.99 lunch special weekdays for chicken tikka masala comes with a whole plain naan, soup, salad or potato curry, rice, and a small dessert like rice pudding. Staff is excellent.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kORGcgi0Iw2RG8gJl84MVA", "date": "2005-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NXKf7CFr3z546kQMbUA-Ug", "text": "The usual. Meat is generally overcooked and sauces over-salted. Not a lot of kick to any of the bland sauces. Asking for \"spicy\" can sometimes help (sometimes it results in more salt).", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sUhdAwhPzyC5WXV2ClVktQ", "date": "2007-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NZAMeLQWtytCRCpCR4TMzQ", "text": "I like this place because the food is good and they set up their business in a way where I can chill for as long as I like; Step 1.) approach the register, 2.) order your food (Off the menu or buffet 3.) get your CHAI tea (my favorite) and chill - self service.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zILrstALcLu-E5dcVLiDhA", "date": "2011-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o3L02epE1g6ud1Z1yg1UyA", "text": "I came here on a Friday night, which was my first mistake. The line went out the door. There were no tables to eat at. My friends and I had to stare tables down when they looked like they were finishing up so we could snag a table. The place was clearly understaffed as tables weren't getting cleaned up, and the line never died down.\n\nThey seemed to advertise the buffet a lot, but on second glimpse, there was very little vegetarian options. So I opted for an entree from the menu instead. It wasn't terribly expensive, but it wasn't a golden deal either, and I wish the price was cheaper after I ate here.\n\nSitting down, my friends were at the buffet getting their food while I waited for mine to come around. Our table had 2 numbers on it, which made things very confusing. Water was hard to get, service was impossible to flag down. When we needed utensils and cups, they were nowhere to be seen. We went to the buffet area where they were suppose to be, and there was nothing! No cups, plates, utensils. All gone. and no one to flag down to get more. What were we suppose to do? Eat with our hands?\n\nThe actual food was decent. I enjoyed their rice and chaana masala. It filled me up and I had leftovers to take home. No real complaints with the food I ordered.\n\nI think if we came in on a weekday or an off-hour, the experience would've been better. But even so, the service was inexcusable. If you know your place gets crowded on weekend nights, then hire the staff to handle the load. Dirty tables, lack of utensils, cups, and plates, and no service waiters around the entire night is NOT ok.\n\nAlso, buffet prices are steep. $9 student price? PUH-LEASE. and kick up the notch on the vegetarian entrees while you're at it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "x9DRvDktxccwvZemaOMgZA", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OBApXcRggI2BZT8ZCioIfg", "text": "Yummy yummy yummy. I've eaten a lot of Indian food and am a harsh critic. I like the creamy balance of flavors here. Almost everything I try suits my pallate, which is a rarity. I didn't give it 5 stars due to the total lack of atmosphere. Great prices too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mV5Ey139Bj2coaSPTKXBCA", "date": "2008-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "odZ0NkmDKrB5Ac84JZR4AA", "text": "I came here last night because my friends wanted to and I had a rare coupon deal thingimabob that meant it was free; thank goodness it was free because I wouldn't have spent money on that meal if it was on a Dollar Value Menu!\n\nI shared the Mixed Vegi Tiki Masala, plain naan, and plain rice. They are not kidding when they call the naan and rice \"plain\". They are kidding, however, when they called the main dish \"Mixed Vegi\"- it was more like a few pieces of small, not very tasty vegetables, in a huge mass of way too creamy yet completely lacking in flavour bright orange sauce/paste.\nAnd, I even tell my friends that I am particularly fond of orange-coloured food for some strange reason... but this was just too eXtreme. \n\nThe free chai tea was good...? That is the one star.\n\nGo to House of Curries across the street... or Biryani House downtown! Its cheaper and has lots of flavour. Isn't Indian food meant to be flavourful?! I can name 8 better Indian places, off the top of my head, within walking distance of here.\n\nThey do have big servings, which would usually be a big plus, but  I didn't even want to take my leftovers home. And, because this is coming from the self-appointed \"Queen of Leftovers\", that means the meal was pretty much awful.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "0UsLYHBOD2hD07UVILxWJQ", "date": "2012-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oe9Bj3OTPH4QL9HAvGMS9g", "text": "Hey, its cheap, its fast, and its good. You can't really knock that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "okbPfkSSLU7O-WLRGhNPnQ", "text": "I ordered ala carte - chicken biriani which was spicy enough and mound of rice.  Good for cheap curry in a hurry, not great. Restroom was dirty.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qh1hA_HQDVxFtRjT601HKQ", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oRfzPyk8Mc-2AnhxKkChuA", "text": "This is not a rant about one time. I was in the area for a week and I had takeout at this place for 2 nights. It was consistently bad.\n\nThe chicken curry was not cooked properly and I could taste the turmeric in my mouth.\n\nI know indian food and this was a disgrace. The one good thing is that, its cheap.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "aKMXBBsqtUjSxYD5ZVN3WA", "date": "2008-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OsiLTUjgvxOigSiuiGUgmw", "text": "After hearing some friends RAVE about the Naan N Curry in SF, my boyfriend and I decided it had to be tried.  We were walking down Telegraph after an afternoon of sifting through Amoeba and Rasputin and ogling the \"T-shirt orgy\" and we happened to stumble across it. We just looked at each other and I could read his face: \"We're goin' in.\"  \n\nThe veggie rice was moist and had a wide variety of vegetables.  The other dish (I can't remember what it was called!) was also really good.  Spicy, but just the right amount.  As far as price goes, this was MORE THAN REASONABLE.  \n\nMinus one star because it was a bit more self-serve than I'd like and the table and my chair felt a little sticky.  Eeew.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UmROyZdhW6vcVc_Fqw-33Q", "date": "2008-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oukH2xkzJfjGT7Q1aJck9Q", "text": "I cant believe people are complaining about stuffing their face for 8 dollars. Whats your alternative Mcdonalds? Yes the Naan can be a little dry sometimes but if you hang out for 15 minutes there is a fresh batch that comes out often. The Chicken Tikka Masala, rice and Chai alone are worth 8 bucks. Every other Indian food pace I have tried in the east bay is usually disappointing and ends up costing myself and partner over 20 bucks for a cup of Chicken Tikka and 2 pieces of Naan. Naan and Curry have the right idea. I do agree about the bathroom, but hey its Berkeley, at least they have one.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nxmH2FMCZlOjvcSoWxst0w", "date": "2010-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Owcw8a2-6MnCGzQDIbjjFQ", "text": "If you want fast, cheap, and decent Indian food, this is the spot to go.  Whenever I do come here, I get my usual chicken tikka masala with rice and naan.  I absolutely love dipping the fresh baked naan into the masala sauce.  All the dishes are cheap or reasonably priced.  For two people you can spend $12 leaving with a full belly.\n\nThis is definitely not a place to bring a date.  It's more of a college crowd since it's only a block or two away from the UC Berkeley campus.  They serve chai tea for free and you have to pick up your own silverware, plates, water, etc.  Once you order your food, it a self service deal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zKvKOJgvmUg79obw-8H4zg", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oyNMRD_WJ-Vli8cMs-gR4Q", "text": "ordered (4) lamb and chicken kabobs. (Ground chicken or lamb marinated in spices on skewers and cooked in clay oven)   each order was some lettuce,onion,tomato slice and one 3 oz hotdog shaped piece of very spicy,very dried-out, cilantro filled tube of mystery. couldn't identify chicken or lamb or what it was.  $4 a piece for a 3oz single skewer of a dried-out piece of mystery seems a bit overpriced.  i love most all spicy food, be it Indian or Mexicanfood.  hopefully this was just the wrong time on a bad day!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "dBafQg1YVxB7ybFeNdHy6w", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pDv6Z4QuvgWCsStdwxgHdQ", "text": "I came here with a friend for dinner last week. The food is good and came out super quickly, which made me happy since I was really hungry. The service is friendly and the prices are pretty awesome. My friend told me it actually used to be even cheaper, but any place that charges $5 for lamb curry is rather excellent in my book. :O\n\nThat said, I actually didn't get the lamb curry because I was on a mission to ~*branch out and expand my horizons.*~ I think we collectively ordered the chicken tikka masala (it's the classic default dish :D ) and a spicy lamb dish that I currently can't recall the name of, along with 2 orders of rice and an order of naan aloo (naan with potatoes in em'!). All of that came to around $20. It was a Thursday (or was it a Wednesday? I haven't been sleeping lately, so my memory's pretty messed up :[ ) evening, so it wasn't terribly crowded, and we got to sit for a couple hours while eating and catching up on our respective lives. :]\n\nYou can get tea and water in the back for free, and you pick up your own utensils. It's not the cleanest place in the world (e.g. look twice at the cups you pick up for the tea before using them), but for the prices, I will take it! :O They offer a buffet too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "I747RIfuvimyWPGbMuj9Sg", "date": "2011-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pJhbUOcm60sz07zrpXakHg", "text": "Typical chain restaurant quality food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pHLCm78t02HQWmEE7eBcng", "date": "2011-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PPcUdckkMpgYre9Rsj3XQw", "text": "This establishment could potentially be a decent Italian place; the so-called \"curries\" seemed more on the lines of Italian pasta sauces - except less spicy. The \"naan\" tasted like flat sourdough bread and had that texture that day-old bread gets when you toss it back in the oven for a few. All-in-all, inedible. I usually find a way to eat whatever is put on my plate (quite a feat considering my travels to foreign countries with tastes for strange animals..), but in the case of Naan N Curry, my meal found its way to my trashcan - now that is impressively bad. And yes, it may appear inexpensive, but thats only because the dishes are served w/out rice and naan. I'd say, save your $8.99 for a fully Italian place or a real Indian restaurant, because you wont find completely one or the other here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F58anmyZ60K4Xepu6jkmxw", "date": "2010-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pveXjVgeU1tsY1s1QaT6Mw", "text": "One of the lower quality Indian restaurants in the Bay Area.  The Chicken Tikka Kabob was okay but if you're an Indian restaurant and you can't get a Biryani right, then you probably need to switch to another business.  The vegetable biryani was quite embarrassing.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "po4NYzloRq8V_i2cu7wnWg", "date": "2010-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pYWAD3HuOKXhuhtt-uOI8Q", "text": "I have been coming here since we moved to Berkeley. I LOVE the Chicken tikka marsala. It's kinda hit or miss though....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Suh4mqksWxcHKYn98t3emA", "date": "2012-10-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QaGEyW_9JA2-TA9G0y-Ipg", "text": "come here for the $1 naan and nothing else.  buy curry somewhere better and pick up some naan to go.  if you don't have the time for that, just eat everything...but what really sets this place apart is the naan -- best when it's fresh and warm.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2X4yIsAHtPi_UwfgaCCloQ", "date": "2006-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qE7G8YFhAzcKDfBFwnGmJQ", "text": "Out of all the Indian places around Berkeley, this place was never top on the list.  You'd be wise to go up on Durant to HOUSE OF CURRIES for better food and better atmosphere...u won't look back. \n\nThe food is okay, sometimes very very salty.  It's a good place for large groups because you can just push tables together.  They play the music a little too loud and it seems not too clean inside sometimes.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "SX_SMrddkDU5dySbsZMu9A", "date": "2008-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QsY8Q8GsL7DyRAnnwTAr1w", "text": "HOT... HOT... SPICY HOT! SO hot I can't taste anything else!\r\n\r\nCraving for quick and easy Indian food? Here it is! You can't avoid the smell of curry when you walk past the place. I've had their lamb curry, tandoori chicken, and  other vege curry. All of which weren't bad.  I particularly like their Naan. Unfortunately that might be the only thing I can taste. Most dishes are severely spiced to the point where your tongue goes numb.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tfDSt2MZ4Nz4UWX-2d-_HQ", "date": "2006-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qu2UkTJVF5of1DSQwgzAUg", "text": "Naan n' Curry is great when you just want a quick lunch or dinner without a long wait to be seated or to get your food.  You go in and order at the register and then grab your own table and pour yourself a cup of water or Indian chai tea.  The tea is sometimes very watered down, which is a disappointment.  \n\nI usually get the chicken tikki masala or any kind of palak.  Nothing extraordinary but it does hit the spot.  The meat is questionable, though. The naan is good, both plain and garlic.  \n\nService is a bit lacking.  They aren't rude but they just bring you your food and...that's about it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S72WLoB1SUdLm0SBmp2law", "date": "2010-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r9aBa-b-o-uR_t17GgIeJA", "text": "The atmosphere of this place really gives a true sense of UC Berkeley's diverse, eccentric style of cuisine. This is truely the place for naan, chicken and lamb curry. Wasn't really impressed at anything thing else but definitely give it a shot! It is probably the best Indian place around campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QQSlx-l_cfwkVrNwjV_HgQ", "date": "2008-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RoXnpnXkUIU8xALMbkJVRw", "text": "i went here years ago and remember it being ok and edible, maybe slightly good.  well i returned the other day, and it was cheap, which is a plus, but in this situation, you definitely get what you pay for.  we got mattar paneer and it tasted like BLAND MUSTARD.  the sauce was even way more yellow than normal.  wtf.  the naan was flavorless.  it's a pretty dirty, gross place too.  it was literally the worst indian food i've ever had in my entire life.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LLqAoLOOZu35wdI1QU9VlA", "date": "2008-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RwNvMyLAdvPhucatarD7Iw", "text": "A week ago, I probably would have given Naan N Curry 2 stars for mediocre curry BUT things have changed. They now have dinner buffet for $8 on the weekends, so suddenly I feel like their food is worth my money.  The buffet wasn't suppose to start until 6:30PM but the staff was kind enough to start it early at 5:30, very cool of them. \n\nI ate 3 plates worth of food and many pieces of Naan.  I like their Tikka Chicken Masala, Curry chicken, and lentil dish. The dessert tasted like tapioca pudding in noodle form.  I like the texture of their Naan more than other places. For some reason, their curry tasted better during their buffet than when I've eaten here for non-buffet meals. One big con: not spicy enough, not even close to spicy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AVs2bXQJSY4irQDerBmamg", "date": "2009-12-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RZsGOwCdkWJiqKQQQnNP2w", "text": "far from being the best Indian restaurant in Berkeley\n\nhouse of curries and flavors of india are a lot better\n\nthey do offer all-you-can-ear style but the food isn't too great and it fills you up super quickly\n\nthe restaurant is super big and they have wi-fi so i guess you can eat while you study lol", "stars": 2, "user_id": "udFadS-59zPrYv8G3ABmZg", "date": "2011-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sJbTBTCKezJRLPW5z4_cLg", "text": "*YUM* veggie dishes! cant get enough! im so glad there are several in SF! Totally satisfying and man, i want some now! samosas! :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P60eOB3_5_TKtJwsY6WhNg", "date": "2007-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sLXo8zjGTgorq7Dza-DG7g", "text": "The chika tikka masala was cold and rather bland. I wouldn't recommend it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2vLHKl8jLgOtfeVBqqGgEQ", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SmOwlhmDpn-Se2SSCbqwlw", "text": "I was excited and hopeful for good Indian food when I got here but I was extremely disappointed. The buffet was nearly invisible, we actually didn't even notice it until after we had already ordered off of menus because it is so tucked away in the back. \n\nThe Chana Masaala was good but the chicken in the other dishes was sub-par and rather gross. \n\nThe waiters took a very long time and were unresponsive to requests for water even after several times. We finally had to go to another table and borrow a water pitcher in order to actually get some water.\n\nThe place was very dirty; tables and tables left unclean and dishes left scattered about. It was disgusting and disgruntling as a customer to have to eat amidst the remnants of other tables food. \n\nOverall, I will never go back here. Very frustrated with the experience and upset with service and food quality as well as the overall state of the restaurant.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6ErlO12C0uM-em3s-6YD2A", "date": "2011-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SOA3yiLlHH_Bm5Z8xlPSeA", "text": "This place can be pricey, but maybe that's because I've only come here for dinner. I heard that the student lunch buffet is worth it!  I LOVE their curry. Their tikka chicken masala, chicken curry, and lamb biryani had amazing flavor, and their naan was fresh and great quality. Why bother getting rice haha. There's also unlimited chai tea! The cashiers are pretty friendly and patient, and even help make recommendations for first timers. I'd definitely come here again if I was craving Indian food and was around the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sQyhR6RV4NvcnsOgQt3q_A", "text": "Sooo delicious! I love the chicken tikka masala and lamb curry. They also have a variety of naan - plain, garlic, paneer, onion. aloo, and keema. The prices are cheap and if you dine in there is free unlimited chai!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qu-r6QIV46StPjPYKt51Og", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SV5PbPvrUTgm59FHYRIUjg", "text": "A flaming, sh$t-pile runaway train wreck disaster. \n\nAnyone who enjoys this swill has never tasted even half decent Indian food (or is on someone's payroll).\n\n(-) Service was rude and obnoxious (btw, I NEVER complain about service if the food is good).\n\n(-) Chicken Tikka Masala literally tasted like canned tomato cream soup.\n\n(-) The Vindaloo left my friend with serious nausea and abdominal pain\n \n(-) I found a big black hair in my rice. They brought me another rice, but still charged me .\n\n(-) Their beverage selection consisted of like 3 things (not including Flying Horse or even a Taj Mahal).\n\n(+) None. At least I don't ever have to go back.\n\nTHE BOTTOM LINE:\n\n(-) I wish I could push this place into a an active volcano.  I'm gagging even thinking about it.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "CxlMB-gooHVtdxJ67mXF1w", "date": "2009-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sV5vMqwKPdeJJOI-yKWMvw", "text": "Three stars only because they have both a lunch and dinner buffet. $8.99 for not that great food. But, it fills you up, no food poisoning.  When I went there for lunch last week it included chai, naan, good rice, chicken tikka masala, chicken curry, really spicy daal (boyfriend loved it), baigan bhartha (best dish there), tandoori chicken (too florescent and spicy for my liking), rice pudding, and an extremely unappetizing \"salad bar\" of wilted iceberg.  The bigger pieces of chicken in the tikka masala were very dry but the sauce was good.  I would go there again when I want to eat a lot but don't have that much time.\nEDIT: Dinner buffet is pretty bad, had a weird pasta soup and the chicken curry gave my boyfriend diarrhea.  I guess a dinner buffet is just asking too much!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WKtSpOHEJ08nsngYqflVqA", "date": "2010-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T1pj2JpziyOUvUV6WtFN1A", "text": "Evan's Thoughts\n\nYum yum yum!\n\nThis is one of my favorite indian restaurants around.  Great food and you can't beat the $8.99 student buffet.  I've been going here religiously whenever I come to Berkeley, and now that I am a student here I know it will be a place that I frequent.\n\nThe naan is heavenly, the curries are delicious, and the chicken is fantastic.\n\nGreat for groups, a pair, or just yourself.  If you like Indian food, you've got to go!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZpnA9ZDunx6LwHIo7Gw8wg", "date": "2010-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tALu45q9yeFwY-i6F-LrYw", "text": "This Restaurant is for those who have a big appetite  and a big stomach, if you have a small stomach then you might not want the buffet. This style and look of this restaurant is better then the one in San Francisco. \n\nThe food: The food choices at this location  have less, compared to the one in San Francisco. To be honest I didn't expect there to have a small selection at the buffet. The Naan bread was good, until it dried out and harden, the dishes were good, when I went to the restaurant, the  rice was fresh compared to the San Francisco Restaurant. My only two complaints is the chicken in one dish was a bit dry, and the soda Machine was broken. \n\nBottom Line: If you are looking for good all you can eat food at a mid price, I would recommend Naan N Curry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "C0VI7AQJrKfIKYmKYi2lig", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TBfseaAUHi_2SG2XfHcoBg", "text": "Let me say this first. Holy shit, unlimited chai tea? So awesome.\n\nThis place appears a bit drab, but the high ceilings make it feel less so.\nThe naan they have is good for the most part, though I did not enjoy the naan stuffed with potatoes as much.\n\nI had the Daal Special (Lentils), Bengun Bharta (eggplant), and the Zeera Saag Palak (spinach). All were pretty decent, though they did come out a bit lukewarm, but I didn't really mind, cause the naan was fresh and hot.\n\nunlimited chai tea? sure, why not?\n\n3.0/5.0", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IuBe0Nbt_hbixsWZWkKF3w", "date": "2009-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tBYIXjYx_3hnbq3cIqH02g", "text": "Cheap and delicious. The only thing I miss about the East Bay..Naan & Curry.  :(   The Chai is free and superb...the chicken tikka masala is to die for! All their curries are perfect...far better than the \"rubbish\" I had in England!  If ever in Frisco or Berkeley...this place is a must. The atmosphere is very old school...mostly male servants and murals of Pakistani movies on the walls. The music can be so loud...all the better. This place is definitely an experience..oh, yeah it's cheap and they feed you plenty. The Naan is made on the spot and comes out hot and fresh...a MUST!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LvzQKNUepjUpW_qoJDlsuA", "date": "2006-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Th6aWSbDqXenjPnZhA7EZA", "text": "Cheap and yummy indian food! How can you go wrong? On top of it, they serve free chai tea. Indian food is one of my favorites and I always return to Naan N Curry. My favorite, chicken tikki masala, is always creamy and full of deliciousness. Their naan is a little fluffy and never burnt. What else? I guess that's it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qiOtHbOKheaRPhIPtXTT4w", "date": "2007-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tk7HXGmm539NLLW6rlz4qw", "text": "I downgraded this place from 4 to 3 stars after I got an uncooked tandoori chicken.  I think the quality of the food from here has gone down from a few years ago.  Also, don't ask them to make your food mild/medium/spicy, they really don't care and will give you the same food anyway.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "k2kl-U2n8MO-dJhuK946fA", "date": "2007-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tMlypOIRSw_OS55C-OYgQg", "text": "I've been to Naan N Curry twice in the past year.\n\nI don't remember much about my first visit to Naan N Curry, but I remember that the food wasn't as good as other Indian food I've had around Berkeley, but the prices were better.\n\nI ate there again today. I got a dish of Mixed Vegetables in curry sauce, rice, and a Mango Lassi.. totaling to less than $9. Again, I would've preferred food from other Indian places I've been too, but the prices here certainly cheaper.\n\nThere was just one thing that seemed peculiar: As I was waiting for my Mango Lassi, one of the employees came up to my table and told me that they were out and asked if I'd like to get something else on the menu instead. I replied that I didn't want anything else and that I'd just like my $2 back. I continued eating and kept wondering if they were going to get me my refund. I was almost done eating and the server shows up with a Mango Lassi. I mean, I was glad that I got my Mango Lassi after all, but I was just confused because a few minutes ago he had just said they were out and I would've really liked it along with my meal.\n\nAnother reason I gave this restaurant 2 stars is because they could definitely work on keeping the place cleaner.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "E1BiUk1559ULo8fkNYrK4g", "date": "2010-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TtrG__V-MAAwUcmJ4dqqng", "text": "Naan N Curry has limitless amounts of hot chai and fluffy hot naan bigger than your head perfect for sopping up lots of vegetarian and meat curries. My favorite is the aloo naan ($2 stuffed with spicy potatoes). Their meat curries are generally around $6-8 and while the sauces are good, the meat is usually tough and sparse. I like the vegetarian curries ($4-6) because they have more stuff in them. They also don't skimp on the spice and usually I end the meal with my mouth on fire. I think they've decreased the size of their portions recently... but it's still a relatively cheap and tasty meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ohAzf4MIkB9Am6FGFLyZIw", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-TVz1qMLQLu4MmUNRLlC2w", "text": "Gross, but cheap.  There's so much better Indian food, I don't know why anyone would go here other than that it's open an hour later than Namaste and Tandori Kitchen, both of which are just right down the street.  My bf grabbed it after work and brought it home tonight,  and it made us both sick.  Bleecch.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Qb1gRQdTswyGhLyLbQdx_Q", "date": "2008-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U2UW4b91listlyFqPj0V4A", "text": "Buy the naan! The potato naan is amazing and only 2 dollars! I mean amazing, like a legitimate meal replacement it's so large and delicious! Their tandoori chicken is EXCELLENT, among the best I've had, but can be a little pricy given the location.\n\nThe rest of the stuff isn't so hot. Literally. When I say \"extra extra extra extra extra\" spicy, and he writes it on the damn pad, the kitchen still manages to bring back something barely detectably spicy. This has happened every single time in like 20 visits. Some dishes also tend to be a little greasy. Mixed vegetable curry is excellent, my friend always gets it and it's consistently great. But yeah, some dishes can be kind of bleh, some can be greasy, the setting isn't exactly posh, the prices could be a little better especially since you're waiting yourself, etc.. I imagine there are better Indian restaurants within walking distance, really. They also play godawful techno music most of the time.\n\nSome of the chicken dishes come have meat with bone-in which was steamed or something along those lines. I've found it to be just terrible, so you might want to ask them to put in boneless chicken instead - the chicken palak is a very tasty dish which comes with this chicken if you don't ask. Their other chicken is quite good, and I really do mean it when I say their tandoori chicken which you buy separate is great. If you see a legitimately homeless person outside ( who isn't a 22 year old with dreadlocks and a hemp sweater who goes back to his apartment later)  buy them some of the fantastic potato naan.\n\nI think 2.5 stars accurately conveys my very conflicted feelings about this place. Don't be scared away by it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P-NKOxoJqr9j9Pq2ipXp7w", "date": "2010-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U7kmGZRTchOWenmhKVJHVA", "text": "A Berkeley classic like Naan N Curry shouldn't be given such a low star count.  I've come here for years for the freshest naan in miles plus the cheap and delicious curry.  Lately, that hasn't been the case.  The meal portion sizes have shrunk, the curry is watered down and lacking flavor, the meat is disappearing (and at times, absent - last two times I've come in for lamb to no avail) and the prices have gone up.  The naan is still great, you can still get yourself some free chai, and the food might have stepped down to mediocre but is still edible.  The prices aren't yet prohibitive but are getting close.  I'm sad to say, but this is most likely a respectful postmortem on a once beloved and frequented establishment.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w61gj9sOl3SjEua3UV9nYw", "date": "2009-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uBs1iG3imYzLa_gao1wVHA", "text": "Been enjoying Naan N Curry since managing a renovation in the Tenderloin around the corner from their first location. So glad when it opened the Berkeley location and now they've got the $7 dinner buffet! Chicken Tikka Masala and Spinach Lamb with rice are my favorites.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hhtyVXnL7dJ4Cq6GjEiUBQ", "date": "2009-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ufoVe1oIPwaGHBZIe8IVMQ", "text": "Great non-authentic Indian food which really hits the spot. I've been to the Berkeley and SF locations, and the food is the same standard. It's a good place to eat if you want some mild Indian food that you don't have to think to hard about. I would reccomend the Chicken Tikka Masala or the same dish with Paneer. The Naan is also usually pretty good, and who doesn't like complimentary chai?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "prDIzYC5FhN90ELcmeTlkA", "date": "2009-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UhzybNoZNJpWkdBrgs69Aw", "text": "I find each Indo-pakastani restaraunt I've Ben to has dishes that are adequate and some that stand out.  The chicken tikka masala here is adequate, standard fare.  The tandoori lamb chops are pretty much my favorite and a steal compared to fancier restaraunts...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7drMghSnmKlL3kblTydEtQ", "date": "2010-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uRe1q5wyMfOYqoPYLJ-BoQ", "text": "When I first arrived as a freshman I often frequented this place as I never had the pleasure of having Indian food back in my hometown. I was ensconced by the intense heat of the Lamb Vindaloo, and enjoyed dipping my naan aloo (potato naan) in it. However after a while I came to notice that heat was all the dish had, plus a pool of grease on top. I couldn't detect any other flavors, something I probably overlooked in my formative time dining here. I usually stuck to the vindaloo because their regular curries lacked any of the characteristic heat I enjoyed. And I do tend to agree with others on here that House of Curries offers better depth of flavor (and a cleaner experience) than Naan and Curry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BnpRLcCQnA7tytWeQoUZVQ", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UrvvM0A82QoqZKoZuzx1fg", "text": "I loved going to naan and curry for a quick bite to eat. It really wasn't great quality but it tasted really good and was VERY cheap. I always got the Tikka Masala but asked for only the sauce and no chicken-which was even cheaper, with some naan and it was only about $5. Must try a few times while at Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "w7XizuDQWdZ2ufCW3Fko2A", "date": "2009-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uu9mWbNLgm_ZzFlP7IHSLw", "text": "Don't fool yourselves with this place.  It's not \"authentic\" Indian, nor fine dining.  But it's fast, tasty, and pretty cheap.  For me, that was what I was after.  It was very active on a Friday night at 8:30 pm, but I was able to find a seat.\n\nThe marker-on-paper signs all over the place indicated the 7.99 dinner buffet was the way to go, and I did.  I forgot to see what it offered for vegetarians and I paid the price for my oversight by having only 2 options.  Being a buffet, I got both - chana masala and mixed vegetable curry to go with my rice and naan.  The chana masala was a little spicy, but just as it should be.  The veg curry was tasty but not especially memorable.  In retrospect, I maybe should have ordered from the menu.\n\nWith rice pudding and a chai to finish up, I was all set and back out on the street.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "H1Sm7WV1KkxvCu3SjOXIGA", "date": "2009-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UWrv71uqKKZ3VfB7pj8jew", "text": "Dropping some chicken into some tomato soup DOES NOT equal chicken tikka masala! Ewww!\n\nI hadn't been here in years, but I could have sworn it was pretty decent. The menu said something about new management at this location. Maybe this is the reason the food now sucks?\n\nAlso the raita almost tasted like pico de gallo water. WTF?!? I'm an idiot in the kitchen and i've made better Indian food than this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FhcJCL7Q17y-GzvJ4EYJUg", "date": "2012-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vGlxaz3LAaRMjsD2D9WzOg", "text": "Today is 12/9/10 and the time is 11:12pm. I just got back from Berkeley, where I ate at Naan N Curry. I had the $10 buffet and I must say it was pretty good. I had rice, chicken, veggies, the sweet-rice-pudding, and of course the wonderful naan. I got pretty full off of 2 plates. We were greeted very kindly when we walked in and all in all, it was a great experience. Oh, and this was my first time there. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fLXjgTogC3lQoknB3u_gLA", "date": "2010-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vH1TyqdT3A8t3nh89XKQsw", "text": "it's all about house of curries on college ave., naan n' curry is okay but I cant say that I would recommend it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QFGnXKqL_PZ3huMJ3vSXRQ", "date": "2009-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VHcNq92xzT8lvOTYPETXrQ", "text": "Not too bad. Place was fairly clean.\n\nHad dinner here, before the dinner crowd packed the place.\n\nOrder at the counter, get your own plates/utensils, get your own drinks, get your own napkins, get your own... you get the picture. The only thing they do for you is bring the food out.\n\nThe chicken tiki masala was good, but the curry sauce was \"watery\", would have liked it thicker.\n\nThe house salad, was just salad, nothing unusual.\n\nThe lamb briyani was good, but not the best that I have had.\n\nThe chickpeas were good.\n\nThe garlic naan was fresh and hot, good.\n\nI think the total bill came out to around $24.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1TFraFC6i-tDhXQ3del0-g", "date": "2007-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VkiS9ssBOA1bmxZS38Hajw", "text": "The price is fine for the quality and quantity you get. Their flavors are strong and solid- not bad at all. Their meals do fill your stomach. A bit of a wait exists in getting in, but not all too long (~15min average) and their service isn't to be praised nor complained about. Their complementary chai tea is quite nice 'n HOT. A noisy-ish place, fine for families with kids. Nothing to complain about overall, but I'm not really impressed either.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "rx4e5tC2szM5Qj18nhzB5Q", "date": "2011-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VV2ofJhgjwqlE1t7TqkBrQ", "text": "Came here once and had a biryani and chicken dish, wasn't thrilled. Came back some time later to compare their CTM with House of Curries' CTM, and I must say, I was impressed to find that Naan 'n' Curry does quite a better job. Color wise, it's not a bright orange, but a healthy golden-yellow. It tastes much better (more flavorful), and the chicken was somewhat moist! The side of rice was also larger compared to HoC. What does this mean? Guaranteed food coma, if you can finish it all.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OW5dJo-E6j-WaVwyFdwHJA", "date": "2009-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VXHoHnMg6Sb8T6DFHIKXug", "text": "Okay so the food there is not top notch Indian food so if that's what you're looking for, go somewhere more upscale. This is a fast food indian restaurant with cheap food. It's certainly college food and for that it's good enough for that. They have great paneer naan which many other Indian places do not have and the portions are sufficiently large although they used to be bigger. They have your stereotypical tikka masala that is good and the rice is good in terms of the taste and how much you get. Basically it's not authentic, it's not the best thing you've ever eaten, but it's cheap and it tastes good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ROLxfijXdjd0_GgbW7ILjw", "date": "2011-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w-3b0XjjL2QAWeasZ7S9Zw", "text": "it's not bad if you're having some really bad chicken tikka masala and naan cravings. plus it's cheap! ooooh and i'm a big fan of their lamb fried rice, with all those spices in there....very delish!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bNt_Lkk2KpMTZaZoKKptMw", "date": "2008-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wbdALs536HudCgBEASAQ9w", "text": "From the beginning we received horrible customer service.  The guy at the cash register was too busy staring at his computer to barely even notice that we walked in.  Then we place our order....We wait 15 min.....20 min....25 min....still no food.  So finally we decide to talk to the cash register guy (who is still too busy staring at his computer to even notice that we haven't received our food).  They somehow misplaced our order and wouldn't have even noticed unless we said something.  The place was also empty on the biggest Cal footbal game day of the year (I guess everyone else knew to stay away).  If the place was busy then I could understand them misplacing our order.  They tried to offer us the buffet now, why would we want the buffet after you misplaced our order and barely even apologized.  I mean if you actually showed some form of remorse then it could make the experience a little better....So we asked for our money back and needless to say will not be back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "imaS5shhw2xiJK2DLZ5EBA", "date": "2010-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WbkicL6doz94gwRxcVE8Kg", "text": "I've only gotten the buffet here. My workout buddies and I come here when we want large quantities or Indian food.\n\nThe place is dark, the carpets are old, and the food is not that amazing. Don't come if you care about how good your Indian food is cooked, come if you want an unending amount of chicken tikka masala or never-ending naan. That's what we do. It's a good place to sit around and chat for hours and hours (I had a club check-in meeting here once and we talked for about 4 hours).\n\nThere's CampusCred/Munch on Me deals for this place, but if the food is anything like the buffet, it isn't worth it.\n\nBring about $8-10 for the buffet, depending on if you're a student, and they take all credit cards. The guy at the cashier will ask if you would like to use cash instead if you pay with a credit card, but you don't have to.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wHzaqe46peaFeKCblEOMBQ", "text": "This is where I started my venture with Indian food since the BF won't cook it for me or ask his mom anyways.\n\nThe place is kinda dark, the carpets look worn out but we like eating here.  My cousin attended UC Berkeley thus how we discovered this place.  We normally get the chiken tikka masala and the paneer nan.  When she became a vegetarian, we expanded to getting the vegetable biryani and switched to paneer masala instead.  I ended up liking the paneer masala better because it's a lot sweeter and savory than the masala.  I do agree that sometimes if the regular chef is off, the taste is a little bit off.\n\nA bonus is that they have is they have chai.  For westerners like me, I have to add a lot of sugar.  FYI.  You have to get your own plates, utensils, water and cups.  Sometimes the dirty places is the best eats!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oY4NZbBXAw4GHgI9GmHIQg", "date": "2012-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WjbJkvgQV7faHhFa7Vzzgg", "text": "Their Malai Kofta & Chicken Tikka Masala sauce tasted sour. The garlic naan was just okay. \nBad service. I would not eat here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "WlaSaWLila-sSKytXO76qg", "date": "2012-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WlUShAPfA_qpIhMuzobjmg", "text": "not bad for the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NnPgx1dZu4QDcM9BnMEJfg", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wlZ0QmiTfdEtk5v7_gcJiQ", "text": "I can't believe it took me 6 months of living here before I decided to walk into Naan n Curry. My life isn't the same anymore - I'm completely addicted. My boyfriend and I come here at least twice or three times a week. \n\nCheap, authentic and so so delicious chicken curry. The tea also rocks. I don't mind getting my own tea and utensils if it means cheaper food than other places - its an overall great deal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kEHVxIJj_ZxpAnHaTjfhGA", "date": "2008-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wmYZpvU5c_x-EJMrnJRYSw", "text": "Fantastic food with no pretensions. \nMy husband and I had a large dinner for two for about $20. That's about as good as it gets. We started with samosas--they needed sauce, so we dredged them in our excess curry. Problem solved. \nHe had lamb masala which had a surprisingly nice heat to it, and I had the chicken cholay. We forgot to order rice, but it turns out the WONDERFUL garlic naan was all we needed. A mango lassi washed everything down nicely and helped combat the spice from his dish. Everything was so tasty and cheap that I didn't mind the self service at all.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "79hs-YnOI5k9yHfFvMD5aA", "date": "2008-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wZVp85bJnY3W6e5BwEiRRw", "text": "While visiting Berkeley, and playing tourist, stopped in here for the $9 all you can eat buffet lunch.  The atmosphere, 1 star.  Cheesey, dirty.  The food, 4 stars, yummy curry dishes with fresh naan.  Not bad for the price...  Then, I went to use their restroom, and made more observations of the establishment after eating my lunch...  I was almost ill, the filth was sickening. The bathroom resembled that of an old run down gas station can.  An employee came out of the unisex restroom, which has the wash sink outside in the dining hall, and washed 1 hand for 1 second,... ewwww!   For the next few hours I was praying I would not be afflicted with some horrible gastrointestinal problems.    Summary, only the really brave folk with iron stomachs should dare eat here...  go elsewhere...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "IZAsXrWLmdLde3wlOztbfQ", "date": "2012-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x9lwzaKhVcRPuPvfYCRZqg", "text": "It's good for the price.  You have your option of ordering from their menu or going with buffet. I went with buffet, because lets face it, who wants to make choices with Indian food? I really want to eat all of it.  lol.\n\nMy friend had the garlic naan and it was as big as my face and really good.  The Chicken Tikka Masala was good - but it was a little too watery.  It was normal Indian food but it wasn't that spectacular.  It was cheap so I can't really complain.  \n\nIf I was a college kid and lived nearby I'd totally go here.  If I wanted a sit down dinner atmosphere where I can enjoy the ambiance?  Wouldn't go here.  lol", "stars": 3, "user_id": "55E7WtpxOouF_CakHaavbA", "date": "2010-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xK46BmmaXg-o9cSzVm5dYQ", "text": "Good prices, good value, decent customer service.  I like this place - strong flavors and they don't jip you with the meat.  The rice and bread are really low-priced (make sure to order the garlic-naan).\n\nI love their \"shir-chai\" (milk-tea).  That's the best thing to have after a big meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WJyHc1SozXWqPw4jphhVNA", "date": "2010-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xRtSo_PkYwVleiHHSPuD4A", "text": "Dude the garlic naan was KILLER here.  So delicious,\n\nBUT oh my god I looked down at the bottom of this Yelp page and someone mentioned being on the John later in the day...\n\nAnd I remembered I had the same problem the day I ate here! I think it was the cauliflower & tomato curry. Eat the Naan skip the Curry!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wR_zzTNywskclfEzUbDgQw", "date": "2007-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xTgazBOnXYhUgMd4Vau0BQ", "text": "Portions are not very large, prices are okay. Place gets really busy for some reason, but if they drop your food they will not throw it away (rather they place it back on your dish). My Indian friend would often go to Fremont for Indian food so.....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XvFmxvPmhwp-fL_GbWFFvg", "text": "so convenient and close to campus, hangouts, and shops!!!\n\ntheir briyani is really spicy.... but i like to eat it anyways\nfood is prepared very fast\ni usually get water, chicken briyani, naan, and chicken tikka masala, and raita", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QGK0OODRyALxYRKFGiwGFQ", "date": "2008-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XZJ4EFnypSWyjQyRaqy_vw", "text": "Hands down the worst Indian/Pakistani food I have had in the bay area. We had a takeout order for an office lunch and our first impression was the portion size. Now for the good part-- the biryani was okay. Good part ends. The bad now-- the pakoras were dripping in oil and stale. Ditto with the samosas and as a bonus they were stinky too and had to be thrown away in the compost. I thought the eggplant dish was a turmeric dish with no trace of eggplant. Most of the dishes were ordered-- chicken tikka masala, paneer tikka masala had generous doses of turmeric too. The pizza base aka naans were unappetizing. The (malnourished) tandoori fish was chewy and not good at all. The curries were all bland and the ones for the paneer and chicken were so similar that our pure vegetarian colleague had his first taste of chicken.\nWe ordered from here just looking at the reputation of it's namesake in San Francisco -- should have looked at Yelp reviews before ordering. Never again!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ah00lqt6xdDXMuvFAPGB1Q", "date": "2011-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y4bqfWo5DaMOhjDYhmFnYQ", "text": "Every time I go to Naan'n'Curry I get the lamb vindaloo with rice. For a long time it was really awesome, but recently, the lamb has been mostly bone, there are clumps of spices in the sauce, the potatoes are funky, and while the menu claims that there are tomatoes in it, there are never any tomatoes anymore.\n\nThe Naan'n'Curry on College is better. The name has changed to House of Curries, or somesuch. It is like Telegraph Naan'n'Curry, but without teh suck.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Tq8WeT0p3wUqgIubrAnH9g", "date": "2006-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y57qt-bdHCs_El3Cvo0vsg", "text": "The food is a bit on the oily side, but they don't skimp on the spices.  Prices are very cheap.  I prefer House of Curry over on Shattuck.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Lp6_FS-4Qz7qYPmt-oEpBw", "date": "2008-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y6tibkxJBo0SiI40CRWQug", "text": "The buffet is worth the price. The food is okay. There was an array of dishes to choose from however don't think I would patron again... the only dish that I thought was pretty good but a tad bit salty was the Tandoori Chicken.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ruufKg2zQ0D7GL5z9NdXew", "date": "2011-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Yb1lTFi2Pgyh7d0vRGlESw", "text": "CHEAP and yummy (think fast food indian dining).  I think NNC is known for it's Pakistani food and although I don't know Pakistani food really well...ok at all, I think the people got it goin' on.  The Naan, and curries are bombass...fancy that, it's their name!  Don't eat too fast though.  I always eat so goddamn fast when I go there and then my stomach aches for the rest of the evening.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H4JNrBAoyCk_ZMZWbAf8OA", "date": "2005-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yDHoIaxWYcMbPWXbOMSd0w", "text": "We needed to get a piece of naan to hopefully satisfy our super picky kid, and were in and out in literally 30 seconds.  Only $1 for a giant piece of naan, too.  Awesome!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "skhONr9TP6F7XjPiJsgCWA", "date": "2009-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yemB8bX_0eClHkPPKKOiJQ", "text": "what i ordered... buffet\n\n...not a lot of variety at this buffet, it was just like a small chinese restaurant buffet. i went for it 'cause i can't make up my mind on what i want to eat and am so hungry, plus i don't want to make a mistake of ordering a nasty dish(s) just like that 'other' indian restaurant at this town.\n\nthe food were ok, nothing special if not they were quite bland. all the curry dishes seem's to be mild in spices and not just chili, reflecting the tastebuds of the majority... meaning the unrefined taste of the young and broke that were in abundance at the area. even the tandoori chicken, though colorful was tasteless.\n\nambiance... ok\nservice... bad (pile of plates i used weren't taken out during the course of my stay)\ncost... $+", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5KCp29E9QBN0fD0YP4Fi3Q", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yGimIqykENp8uKRhOiCnuQ", "text": "The staff is very nice, the rice is A-OK and the Naan was too... but the star of the dish... The Chicken Curry was under cooked and under-seasoned. If you have Curry in your name your Curry better damn well measure up... unfortunately it fell short. The place is huge and the buffet is very affordable!  The decor lacks taste for the potential of the space. With Indian food trends on the up and up and a TELEGRAPH location that size They could be making millions!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TYUYXwUcJLxDhQT8HIl_fA", "date": "2012-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yhwdn6OIy-noQupRKCqW8w", "text": "it's cheap and it's good...not quality though, and not amazing good cheap indian food like shalimar.  on a humid day, you can smell naan n curry from several blocks away, i guess i always end up there after following my nose.  when i lived in berkeley, i'd sometimes by the curries to go and eat them with my homemade rice at home, and it ended up considerably cheaper than cooking everything for one person.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "RqUJo6tjD8m4JEuZ37VN5g", "date": "2005-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yIrgfV_KftBWYlHmG90Ufw", "text": "I've been around the block as far as Indian food is concerned and the thing I love about is that it's almost consistently delicious because of the abundance of spices that are typical of the food. \n\nThis place had to have served the worst Indian food I've had in years. It was BLAND. How do you make bland Indian food? Well, come here and you'll find out. I could only surmise that they tamed down regular Indian food for the taste-challenged Anglophiles that possibly typically frequent this restaurant. \n\nAnd, the thing that sucks? It's not even THAT cheap for a college town. I'd say that 80% of the Indian places we visit are the same price or cheaper in Fremont and San Jose. The plates are small (and tasteless, may I remind you) and they were out of forks and then bowls when we visited. \n\nIf you care to know, I'll even describe the food for you: the naan was flat and dense ($1), the chicken tikka masala tasted like alfredo sauce and had 1/8 breast of chicken ($6), the chicken biryani was practically all rice with very small amount of vegetables and even less chicken ($8), and the chicken seekh kebab was dry and... you guessed it.... bland ($2 each). Overall, I feel ripped off and I will most definitely not waste my time in delicious-food-rich Telegraph Ave for this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "x9WtkJJ9unnHVE4UeQBJvg", "date": "2008-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YTaQ7nNDUa8cPHawyhHOoA", "text": "i went here by myself the other day and ordered a pretty sizable amount of food for a small girl. i consider myself an indian food connoisseur and i was pleased. the food is on the cheaper side compared to a lot of other places i've been to. i was kind of surprised to find chilis in my sag aloo, but i guess i should have said mild if i wanted it. you have to fetch your own stuff, but i guess that's what brings down the price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zNLY7BvK7OqJxAZ-6zpxCw", "date": "2006-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YvKV7z0PzYw7_iRIv3jMzg", "text": "delicious paneer tikka masala for about $10. its kind of annoying to buy everything separately (the naan, rice, etc). i like indian places that come with a plate so you can try a few main dishes and have a side of rice and naan. nevertheless, the garlic naan is amazing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2008-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z14sJ7K70JvMhd26kP5EnA", "text": "Watered down chicken tikka masala and burnt naan is not my thing... \n\nbut nothing beats free CHAI!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gA4MiXjhX9iZmqkIgMxWjw", "date": "2007-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zDoKOxSwGaDVYGiDehI7Yw", "text": "I think Naan n Curry has changed its look every time I've been there.  Now it looks all purpley, but I'm glad they changed out the tables/chairs.  The food is pretty similar to House of Curries but this place is bigger and it has a busier feel to it.  It's fast and cheap Indian food, so you really can't ask for too much.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8b21na12qClY2RkTOe-NwA", "date": "2008-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_zjxvQBZnBbe2sBIDy5woA", "text": "the guy at the front taking your order is so much nicer than the mean guy at the irving location.  same good food, especially the chicken tikka masala and the potato and cauliflower.  beware of the massive amounts of oil!  i took my leftover in a takeout box and all the oils gushed out.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SmvJgnv7SjGrvS2N-xiR-A", "date": "2006-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zmOBPOfcmwdYQjkqFdU0rg", "text": "If you want any kind of Indian food, come here. It's not great. \n\nThe Chicken Tikka Masala could be better, but it's a good place to go if you're in a hurry and you dont care about the quality of food. It's also good if you're on a budget. \n\nI recommend taking the food to go. This place is not very sanitary.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "n873HWLkhdySx21et5uh4g", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zruenWAe6q-pRWMZbjvckw", "text": "I miss this place like crazy.  I used to go here all the time when I was in school. Now that I'm home, I crave it all the time.  :[  The naan is still the best that I've had yet, although the guy who used to make it would stalker stare at me and my friends.  The vindaloo is very spicy and yummy, and the mango lassi is great.  The price is great too.  Indian food is usually expensive and small portioned, but this place is a good buy for the money.  I love it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lufa4bHQd3XLYQE1zXis0g", "date": "2006-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZW2X8vHbSrZewnruJbno4A", "text": "Came here last week with a friend and it definitely has quality and quantity. Not to mention it's cheap!! Ordered the chicken tikka masala with an onion naan and it was divine (great quality!). I had leftovers (great quantity/portions) and my whole meal was about 7-8$. The naan was pretty big and I'm sure the regular and garlic were equally good!\n\nI would definitely come back :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rVs5Ttf3TcjX952G289c9w", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZwQFwK9sSJhsChoO0dzIKw", "text": "Great food, and cheap. Love the chai tea.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Aq0aWf4cMD_1KPGidVxKFQ", "date": "2009-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1jSbciKe-mKNH3Dr7TKk4Q", "text": "I go here whenever I just want a quick snack for cheap and I always order the same thing: tikka masala chicken, rice and naan. MMmmmmmmm. \n\nI also make sure to get that delicious tea they have... \n\nNaan n Curry makes me happy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E-jcXHgJKKdw-FjlAT4Xpg", "date": "2009-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "33mpuNz8HGoZHcolK4Jj7A", "text": "I honestly only gave them a fourth star because I truly am a fan. Naan N Curry has some bomb ass naan. I especially like the green onion naan, with an order of tikka masala chicken and an order of samosas. Though, it isn't the best curries, or the best Indian food all around, it is good still. I love coming here when I want a good meal and save some dollars at the same time. Naan N Curry is good in my book.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3T7MATQLXAmCg-RuaN-Elg", "text": "What a fun place to eat!  Great bargain for the all day buffet at $8.99. This is not a elegant place but it satisfied my hungry crowd for a great price.  I appreciated the value.\n\nThe food was tasty and surprisingly for buffet food.  There were about 6-7 dishes to choose from plus the rice,  My highlight was the lamb curry, and spicy mixed vegie curry.\n\nThe gentleman who ran the cash establishment was SUPER funny and nice.  Found out that he has done some acting here and there.  I'd just go back there to hang out with him!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wfb0Mh7Tfo6JKzXmHg43rA", "date": "2010-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5aIMhU7HURwEZPxSEf6HmA", "text": "If  you want a indian meal that's authentic come here... because you'll get the runs as if you were getting a meal from a street cart from the streets of Delhi.\n\nIt's sad. Very sad. I like their curries. But when I eat here I flip a coin to see whether I'll be having the hershey squirts. \n\nI hate to talk bad about this place since I've heard such rave reviews about the SF N&C. The food is pretty decent too. I'm not even a light-weight when it comes to spicy food. Alas, my bunghole says no even though my appetite says yes. \n\nThe meat is pretty low grade too. And I hate how you have to pay extra for rice / naan.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9NrrS89GYV4F1D8JnY_SDA", "date": "2006-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8l76gDrfg11O-mKsNQ5zWA", "text": "I'm a real big fan of the all you can eat buffet, even though it went up in price 1 dollar to 8.99$. It's usually quite satisfying and good for a group of people. Sure, the quality goes down because it's a buffet, but there's a lot of leeway in an all you can eat situation. My indian friends say their ala carte (and the buffet for that matter) isn't very good, but I'm not going here for super fine Indian cuisine. I'm going because I'm hungry.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2010-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8TJLmlhEgAj6mFgKt81OTg", "text": "I've been here about three times...and each time it gets a little worse.  I honestly never come here because I want to...there's usually a group dinner or it's someone's birthday.  It's not horrible and it's not amazing. I guess you get what you pay for. Mediocre Indian food.  \n\nBTW, my three friends got the runs last night. So I wouldn't suggest this place if you have shit to do.  No pun intended.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5wHwFTOY1FX9nqx9HCuITA", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ApkkOAK15wG-fd0M-dJOOw", "text": "It was delicious!!!! i love the food", "stars": 5, "user_id": "quskZwl7Yso0ZUPoePOlLA", "date": "2011-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BAG2b3OVRng3_J4WBorKFA", "text": "This restaurant pains me because deep in my heart exists a special place for Indian food. As I find more Indian restaurants my body, mind, and soul strengthen. Unfortunately, Naan N Curry makes me want to run far far away. I would have written the word \"far\" a hundred times if it wasn't that obnoxious.\n\nAll of the conventional Indian dishes make frequent cameos in the 8.99 buffet that the restaurant posts on the window facing Telegraph Avenue. Poorly cooked Chicken Tikka Masala says a sad and faint hello to customers in its metal home, with Saag Paneer shriveling up in the corner of the buffet table crying, and bland too crispy naan peaks out from its years in solitude begging to be accepted. \n\nFor providing a below average 8.99 Indian buffet Naan N Curry does evade a one star rating, but not by much. Note that ordering A La Carte will give the customer a bit more flavorful dishes, but emphasis on \"a bit\". At least they provide complimentary tea, or the end of the world would come a lot sooner.\n\nThe only time I would ever recommend going here is if you are a huge group of uninformed Berkeley freshmen that need a massive number of tables. Please, if you love Indian food keep your eyes down when walking by and try somewhere else.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "s1keSWiukT9Ug1TdKuM8qQ", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "c8uzOQ9y8zCaFPRG7VtwDw", "text": "i can't believe that not only is this place pretty consistently \npacked with people...\nbut that people actually go here to eat more than once.\nthere are so many   super delicious restaurants in the area- it's not even like one would need to settle \nThe food was gross\nthe service was bad\nI can't think of one good thing to say", "stars": 1, "user_id": "3EXwtlZ1hjX6V4tv_uxUnA", "date": "2008-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "e4VPSMIX6HlPpY3b8ZwyzQ", "text": "This place is awesome, I had my first indian food here and have been a big fan ever since..\n\nI personally have no problem with the dirtiness of this joint, I never had any problems after dining there. I think that's what authentic india is like.\n\nThe best part is that it's open everyday, Christmas/thanksgiving included. This used to be my home away from home during those holidays when other restaurants aint open.\n\nLamb Gosht with naan!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WqZeZoZIBmdodlJOUoCx9w", "date": "2009-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GQ0dgF_VI_RhNCZncWEaWA", "text": "N & C in Berkeley , Telegraph Ave, larger location than the Concord store. Inside decorated in bright yellow, red colors with 20 foot drapes hanging off the wall.\nChicken Masala, curry, all items are fantastic !", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AnlpuiByFLsRjwdz6ve1sg", "date": "2012-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Iw2N8z6HgVuZ5QudTfh9Pg", "text": "The lamb vindaloo is tasty and a great price...\n\n...that is until you get Delhi Belly about an hour later.\n\nBut I keep coming back.  I like playing Russian Roulette with my GI tract.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "MdN10BS8CDfywj0kOfxjrw", "date": "2008-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Koo8ixVkbNm-tcAmgi9wOw", "text": "Naan N Curry took my flower.  As the first Indian food I'd ever had, I felt that it was amazing.  In retrospect, after sampling other restaurants and what I've managed to make on my own, the food is definitely different.  I would recommend trying the samosas.  Note: Samosas are never listed on the menu.  You just have to know to ask for them at the cashier when you place your order.  As a cheap eating place for starving college kids, Naan N Curry serves its purpose.    Recommend: Samosas, chicken tikka masala, Aloo naan  Negatives: Dirty silverware, always very loud   Positives: Sexy Bollywood anthems blaring in the background, personal atmosphere, CHEAP, relatively good food, great for groups", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gLke-4oih1t7urvoQAENcQ", "date": "2005-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "l4uIujCHbiHZX44PcNbpkw", "text": "Excellent, food is FAST. \n\nI absolutely love Indian cuisine, you smell horrible afterward but this is the place to be if you are a tourist or Berkeley student/resident. \n\nAs far as food is concerned, I think it is on par with many Indian restaurants, but I think it's location on Telegraph, and the overall ambiance of the town gives it a one up on all the other places. The prices are very good as well, perfect for starving college kids. Cheap, fast, simple, +10.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "lyk6cRaBgi9eT6EEuruKhg", "date": "2009-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lTHP7OkI00-sQjOON3_NTQ", "text": "so good, so cheap... \r\n\r\nrecommend: chicken tikka masala, palak gosht, and plain naan... and don't forget the all you can drink chai. \r\n\r\nthe chai has that unmistakable, diluted cafeteria quality that makes me miss my moscow school days.. ok, we didn't have CHAI, but we had black tea that was a lot like it!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ePB3pBx7eE6ozJ3QHRTxtw", "date": "2005-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Qoo_TW7U8QhuDDmwqH_f5g", "text": "Okay, this is probably going to be too lenient of a review, but, hey, they've got tons of negative reviews already so, why not something positive? First, their Naan is incredible. I would much prefer their Naan than that of House of Curries or Biryani. Second, they're pretty good about replacing your food if there's something wrong with it.. which has somewhat happened on a regular basis.Third, their paneer tika masala is marvelous, although, I have to confess, House of Curries has better Paneer tika masala, I mean.. at least it doesn't have dirt in it.  I think the place just needs a bit of a clean up to revamp this shaggy looking eat out place. Other than that, this place has fed a lot of hungry students so, it deserves at least some minimal props for that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "m5heP-HiotiMxmbdI0CmDg", "date": "2009-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "txL74Elg3qHyb-7Cg2-TIw", "text": "Yay! My favorite Indian restaurant in Berkeley. I have been to house of curries as well, but it was horrible compared to naan n curry. The naan is sooooo delicious and soft and fluffy here, I want to go get some now!! The chicken tikka masala is delicious! The buffet here is also very well worth it, for 8.99 all you can eat!! ^.^~", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9RxEvAGxB8uiNW3YdwEBsA", "date": "2010-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "U4iPmBHTRW3Z6uYTHjrccw", "text": "inconsitent taste, crowded, but very cheap prices if you're into quantity over quality.\n \nthe place looks like crap too, very very ugly and stale.\n\nthere are a lot of good indian restaurants around for the same price though, and when i say never, i mean never.  i will never be back here\n\n\"Good rice, good curry, good Ghandi, let's hurry!\"\n\npeace.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "R3gI8mhFQcT4vBB9iP7t5Q", "date": "2007-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UqMSOgJ9tnfFyg5crwXO_w", "text": "I simply don't understand why people like this place.\nLiving in the bay, incredible tasting Indian food is around every corner.\n\nPerhaps I'm being a bit harsh being Indian and exposed to it my whole life... nothing beats momma's food.\n\nThis place is disgusting. The sauces are pretty much the same for everything, and they overload peppercorns onto every dish. That's the only thing that adds flavor to the BLAND food. I feel jipped out of my money everytime for small portions.\n\nThe naan is good.. I don't see how you can really mess up on it that much.\n\nI'd rather pay less, get more quantity.. and better tasting food while supporting local mom and pop restaurants. \n\n\nPlease don't settle for mediocre food... blech!!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rb1yFgZWNnoTmf9nPAgalw", "date": "2007-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "UQVgeVjn_B45_wv7X-SikQ", "text": "Make buddies with the counter crew, people. This is easy. You smile and say, \"Hey, what's with the chandeliers?\" Or the soccer balls. Or whatever it is they're selling that week on the side. \n\nThey will smile and not tell you what's up with that. But then you will order chicken tikka masala, and get your free tea, and some naan, and you will dine happy. \n\nI don't know what people are talking about with the smell. It smells like delicious, is what it smells like. I love this place, and it's absurdly cheap for what you get. I always spend eight bucks and I'm full for the day.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w656YJ0z6bJmW1IqCHTh6w", "date": "2006-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XTTaVMQsj7VO_OQJXG5uhA", "text": "The owner or manager is racist against asians. Told me asians have one eye for dollar signs and one eye for cents. I mean seriously, what the hell is this guys problem. Dude can join the KKK\n\nDon't patron them.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "E8pWytuJhBQqSHbz0s5MIw", "date": "2010-12-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZmQ-sExEUGhB5VrR36h0cg", "text": "This is my absolute favorite Indian food restaurant. Sure, it's not fancy with any thrills but does serve quality food at a quality price. My favorite is the boneless chicken vindaloo but you can never go wrong at naan n curry.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Gued22LeEAih_hZlJdpE4A", "date": "2009-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "IZQG_V1w6W-7j4AfZ2yYuA", "text": "I loved this place as an undergrad.  But that's cause I had just left my bubble and entered what I thought was culinary freedom.  Now after my days of walking 7 miles uphill to school, both ways, I have seen the light.  Curry House has better food nearby even thought it doesn't offer buffet and Punjabi By Nature may be further but it's buffet is cheaper and their food is so good that I think that if there is a new version of the Bible that comes out, there will be an addendum to the Gospels glorifying its greatness.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "uT1WqFjDNvw1Ilou9iZGHg", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "j5iEwkqLhbiTxZn_duZKKQ", "text": "I spent years purposely avoiding Indian restaurants. After eating here, I have no idea why I deprived myself of this extremely awesome food.\nThe first thing I noticed when I walked in (aside from the unwashed hippies and stoners) was the decor. It had the standard Berkeley-issue bulletin board by the entrance, but what really caught my attention were the paintings on the walls.\nI immediately started having flashbacks to a period in my life that was heavilly influenced by a Indian man. I would spend countless hours looking at him and his cohorts, and when he wasn't around I couldn't concentrate on anything without being inturrupted by thoughts of him and his battle-cry. He was relentless. He was very skilled. He had a very good reason for doing what he did. After all, his family's well-being was at stake. Despite his good intentions, I had my own agenda. I had money on the line, and I wasn't going to back down and risk losing my hard-earned cash. My technique was virtually flawless. I went through everyone else with relative ease, tossing my oppenents aside like candy wrappers caught in an updraft.\nIt ended in India. Every single time. His palace was luxurious. The main area in his palace had high ceilings adorned in gold trim with 4 elephants on either side. He was obviously a man of great importance, yet his attire was very basic. He wore a few pieces of jewelery and what could easily be described as a loincloth. I brought out my best stuff when I saw him. I figured if I was persistant enough, he'd eventually slip up and I'd have the opening I needed to defeat him. I never got my chance, as he was very careful not to slip up. No matter what I did, he had a way to counter it. I went in for an attack. . . then he was gone. At that very moment, I heard the all too familiar yell coming from behind me: \"Yoga Fire! Yoga Fire!\" I couldn't take it anymore. I was englufed in flames. He was on the other side of the room, and yet he still managed to land a seemingly endless barrage of blows.\nMy journey ended in India. It always ended in India. I will never forget him. He was fearless. He was detemined. He was Dhalsim.\n\nOh yeah, the food is pretty good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DQjHR2iQocPpJLPN6mpJCw", "date": "2006-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "nTz331I3N-7SdlUt9C-_tg", "text": "This place was horrible and I will NOT be coming here again.  \nThe place is huge, lots of seating, looks small from the outside and you have to park on the street. \n\nI came here with my boyfriend because we are always looking for Indian/Pakistani restaurants to go to, but this place was a regret. The food was so bad, that we took 3 bites and left. That was also $17 down the drain which made me mad. \n\nWe got there and ordered; so far so good. \nWe grabbed water and sat at a table, and before we could push our chairs in, a guys brought us our food. We both looked at each other like \"hmm that was really quick...\" \n\nSo we tried our chicken tikka masala with our naan and plain rice, and the taste was terrible. There was absolutely NO flavor, the sauce was lukewarm and tasted like tomato soup. It was disgusting. Not to mention, the chicken pieces are tiny and they give you a very little amount. \nThis is definitely cheap, tasteless college food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "nPjxJWLl1s95VHG9MkmSrA", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "OAP-gobJELOEF1gzVRMJ-w", "text": "At first, I was kind of apprehensive about trying Indian food so I didn't really enjoy myself when I first ate at Naan N Curry. Then I tried it again at the SF location on Van Ness and for some reason it tasted way better to me. Idk why? Everyone in SF thinks Naan N Curry is the best Indian food in the city but I think it's alright. I've had better.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "n2y3VYdQkpTaA10vHsiO_w", "date": "2009-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "Vaj-DqHSEr40I8av-9pFpA", "text": "You mean Naan N Dirty?!?! \n\nOkay this place is rather... dirty, yet the food is still pretty good! The buffet is a great deal. Sometimes the buffet food is a little ...crunchy because it's been sitting out for a while. It's also fairly limited in selection, but that's okay. This place is a favorite amongst my friends for cheap, scuzzy, face stuffing, Indian food.\n\nNext time you go there, check out their amazing paint job in the bathroom! They painted over the light switch, photo frame, door handle... :D Also, if it's your first time going there's a slight chance your stomach won't fully agree with the food after you eat, but give it a couple more times and you'll be fine!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zwZJ1kO85StLEjkiLTeBbA", "date": "2011-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0Y9w478kQL71BIQ8hNouRg", "text": "Food isnt fresh. Not recommended to try their BUFFET. Maybe ala carte would taste nicer. But I will not be stepping into this place anymore. Nothing positive to write.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pbUwvEayWOamoTewIx5oDQ", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1AOub0re7YEBRuschDU86A", "text": "I was extremely unimpressed by the lunch buffet at the Berkeley Naan and Curry.  The food was somewhat bland, the naan wasn't fresh.  Nothing was remotely spicy.\n\nI've had a number of good experiences at Naan N Curry in San Francisco, but the Berkeley location was just sub-par.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "NfBT21rU6WgnXK63uGQoPw", "date": "2011-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2deiXe8sQ0W-ud8RIsGu0w", "text": "The 'Sizzler' version of Indian food. You get your own plates, silverware, water (none of which were particularly clean),etc after placing your order at the counter.  After an hour and only eight tables occupied, none of the dirty tables had been cleared. The naan was dry and brittle. The Choley Chicken tasted pretty good but there were literally 5 small chunks of chicken causing me to regret paying $2 extra for boneless meat. Perhaps I'd enjoy this place more if I were chemically altered.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "uE5iWAYL30jaLHs-vaCcCA", "date": "2010-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2Se-tZVHBHSnAeFgDS1Rlg", "text": "If you're unphased by rude service and have no food allergies, by all means, eat here! \n\nI've been coming to Naan N Curry since I was in high school (8+ years), because it is dirt cheap and fairly fresh and delicious.\n\nBut, the other day after finishing up a yoga class (at Yoga Mandala -- amazing), I headed over with my cousin because we were craving Indian.\n\nThe guy at the front kiosk was RUDE.  I've been allergic to gluten for the past two years and when I asked him if any was used in the food he said (a little too quickly) \"Oh no, we use absolutely none of that,\" but a second before hadn't even known what gluten was until I explained it.  Low and behold, I had severe reactions to what I ate.  \n\nHe also told me \"it didn't make sense\" to order extra vegetables in my vegetable dish.  AKA did not allow me to order what I wanted.  I got the distinct impression he was a chauvinist because he was polite to all the men in line.  I'm no ultra-feminist hippie, at all, by ANY means, but I was really rubbed the wrong way.\n\nSo, this two-star rating is, all-in-all, a repsonse to an instance of bad service and general dirtiness of the establishment.  I'd definitely say that if you're in the area, there is PLENTY of other cheap, delicious food around!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "L5X9z3GnAHEs9YGN0zuhOQ", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3AIyjenZuNegTHBXTcnqPQ", "text": "I much prefer House of Curries, which is just a two-minute walk away. Purchased a Munch on Me deal to try this place out, and found it to be pretty lackluster. \n\nI ordered the chicken tikki masala ($5.99) with a garlic naan ($1.99). The prices are cheaper than those at House of Curries, but the curry does not stack up. I found the curry to be rather watery and the flavor diluted. The chicken in it was not tender, and I found myself biting into a few unpleasant, tendon-y pieces. The garlic naan comes seasoned with garlic & cilantro - I thought it was dry and overcooked. \n\nSorry, Naan N Curry. Maybe I came on a bad curry day, but you just didn't deliver!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "28FZnuUJi7G9MPdwMCNyVA", "date": "2011-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3g9cp3iUsnUwz-7gQU6sNw", "text": "Pros:\nTheir food is alright, not the best indian food I tried, but they are alright.\n\nCons:\nTheir plates are too small which makes it over-priced!!!!!!\nOne order will never make you full, you need two!!!!!!!!!\nThe kitchen doesn't look clean.....", "stars": 2, "user_id": "b46m-0uCf07pVOmbynolGw", "date": "2008-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3l9lzs1ieAWX3yiqBBmCVQ", "text": "We came to Naan N Curry because I wanted to try Indian food around the time of my birthday.  Evelynn is NOT a fan of Indian food and cannot even stand the smell of some of the stuff...but she looked at some reviews and stuff and we decided on here.\nI really liked it. We got the Tikka Chicken Masala, a regular Naan and a spiced potato Naan.  Evelynn liked it as well, but not as much as I did. \nThe unlimited chai tea put it over the top for me!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zUQvljzoVMTN5BG0UQUC_g", "date": "2009-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3lAfJ4zyo6F9xogDB5lz3w", "text": "I've been coming here for Chicken Tikka Masala and FREE chai tea since my sis has been at Cal in 2003. Whenever I'm in town I always stop by for a SNACK (aka: 2 pieces of naan, chicken tikka masala and tea plus a friend)! That is the only things I get and the only things I recommend. Get a window table and enjoy the tea =]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "As7WyhkzXOO88wlVNeNRHg", "date": "2011-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4hkjJsnp7MIMCjxvkszpoQ", "text": "I'm such a hypocrite. I mean I am aware this is Indian fast food but I love Indian food so much I actually can justify giving naan n curry 2 stars. \n\nI have never been to Naan N curry before but i have heard stories.I wasn't really sure what the whole self serv thing was . . .  and the waiter wasn't very forth coming with the info. \n\nI ordered 3 dishes: the aloo palak (uggggggh, it lacked flavor!! how can Indian food lack flavor?!!?), mixed veggie (meh, it was ok for 2 dollars) and the veggie biryani (i mean for 6 bucks I have had waaaaaaay way way better iyryani at  ma and pa shops). The naan was decents and HUGE; you only need 1 piece for 2 people. \n\nOverall . . . . if you loooove Indian food and you can afford it go somewhere else. Also, if you are an Indian food virgin DO NOT GO HERE. I'm really not trying to be a Debbie Downer but if you are an Indian food snob like me and love REAL Indian food (I'm from f&^%ing San Jose there are like 14287425 Indian engineering students here and I got some from Indi friends who make me some LEGIT Indian food. I'm talking FROM SCRATCH!!! STRAIGHT UP SPICES AND SHIT. \n\nbut I digress . . .  this joint is a'iiiight.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wMskpcX8kGIIkr76U4iqTw", "date": "2011-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4x5w7cxulocjs8I78nQ9rg", "text": "Greetings potential Naan N Curry customers. Here's a word of advice: if you are there during the $8 lunch buffet and are determined to eat here, GET THE BUFFET. Or maybe order either Curry or Naan seeing as that seems to be what they're proud of. \nIn my case I ordered off the menu during the lunch hour and what I got looked and tasted far from fresh or worth my money. The stuff that had been sitting around in the buffet ironically looked better and at least  would present you with more variety. \nI had a craving for lamb and Indian food at an affordable price, and so I succumbed to this place.\nI had a small plate of lamb tikka masala that was not overcooked so much as petrified and riddled with bones (and it didn't even come with rice, what's up with that??) . It really isn't a good sign when the chef doesn't know how to cook meat. The tikka masala sauce was nice though, I guess.\nAnd on the plus side the chai tea is yummy and FREE, and the young men working there are nice (some of them are quite cute actually . . .)\nI might give it another shot just for the cute Indian waiter I had, but otherwise no.\n\nP.S. Naan N Curry has one of the most repulsive and smelly bathrooms ever. Use at your own risk. \nI really wanted to like this place . . . but it just didn't work out.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "rZw31Stuaqglt_3UR_LcLw", "date": "2010-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "542Bhl8cnqK1bD4zyXuWbA", "text": "I can't get enough of the Naan. I love their Palak Paneer. I like free refills on the chai tea.  The place can get crowded. The bathroom is just disgusting. Their kitchen doesn't look much better...I try not to think about this when I eat here...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zGKjC_-qxPXt9LkRQ9e9gg", "date": "2007-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5JUE-3SAXej7y--NVv4EKA", "text": "Have heard about this place many a times and decided to check it out today- ordered the Curry Lamb today with a side of Plain Naan.  I am a BIG fan of anything Curry and was a bit disappointed that the Curry Lamb tasted more like Hot and Sour Lamb- mostly salty and tomatoey.  Their prices are low, but my Curry Lamb was almost all sauce with just a few slivers of lamb.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "fQPX2QrnxmS35ALQmnnIsw", "date": "2007-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6rvtPNeOjpFg8Hr-csl00A", "text": "Finally, an Indian restaurant that lives up to the hype!  Brought to Naan N Curry by some non-Indians who raved about it and even being the tikka masala snob that I am, it was delicious!  Portions are good for individuals or for sharing and one piece of garlic naan is totally sufficient!  The naan is scrumptious!!!  Served hot and fresh and fluffy with tons of garlic and cilantro.  I had the chicken tikka masala... the gravy was delicious, hot and spicy.  The chicken was well-cooked and tasty.  Free chai served with all orders - just make sure you add some sugar.  Not the best cup of chai I've ever had but it'll do.  The place itself looks like a hole in the wall but as many of us know, those are the places that tend to have the best food.  Plus the service is awesome and the people are friendly.  Sounds like a good plan to me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "X77_7mi1kvTy9FKIvrn0sw", "date": "2011-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-AvloWv8aV2X7r2WYLDSVQ", "text": "tick tock... tick tock... tick tock.... BONG... BONG... BONG.... (imagine that 12 times for noon). \n\nLUNCH TIME! :-)\n\nSaturday classes on the Cal campus can be *grooling* when you're there 8.5 hours a day! I was jonesing for some cheap and fast south asian food for lunch as the clock ticked closer to the noon hour break. Once the bell tower on campus boomed lunchtime, i bolted down Telegraph ave, somewhat aware that Naan N Curry was someplace close. Hey, i had *60 minutes* to get TO the spot, order, eat, AND get back! I was a woman on a mission!\n\nOff I went, and a block down from the Telegraph/Bancroft intersection, there it was. like a neon light brightly rising out of the Las Vegas night time darkness on the strip, I saw the sign and my heart lept with joy! Even being lunch time on a busy saturday, i didn't have much of a wait for ordering or waiting for the food. The person at the register was very friendly, chatty even. Though i've been to other locations, I'd never been in this one and was pleased to see how large and spacious it was. Decor is lovely, and they were playing some wonderful south asian music in the background. a lovely, lovely interior to enjoy a meal in, or wait to take out your order. \n\nI ordered the veggie somosa's (they don't HAVE meat, - 1 star), the naan stuffed with meat, and the palaak ghoti (spinach lamb). YUMMY! I grabbed a water glass and filled it with the complimentary chai (those tea cups are WAY too small and i was NOT about to be walking back and forth for 'refills') and happily sat watching my podcasts until my food arrived. they brought me the naan stuffed with garlic in error, but when i pointed it out they rushed the correct naan out to me asap AND let me keep the other one! I easily took home 2/3rd's of my lunch for another meal and *I WAS STUFFED*!!! \n\n$14.00 bucks WITH a tip! that's cheap even on a *students* budget, especially when this has turned into 3 meals! :-) I ate my fill, took home what was left, and STILL got back to my class before the hour was up! now that's what i call an easy lunch! :-)\n\nMan, I love this place!!!! I'll go back whenever I can..... ;-) And i'm in class EVERY saturday until May, so they'll see me again SOON!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bk4A8W27y1PXYHNV7CA3SA", "date": "2008-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bHrT11L296fvE7wHVAFfKw", "text": "Used to go here quite a bit when I lived near by...this place is hit or miss. Sometimes the chicken tikka masala is good; sometimes not so good. This last time I went, it was good!! My friend ordered the egg plant curry and I was pleasantly surprised -  very flavorful! I am a meat eater so I was expecting a bland dish or something, but I was wrong. I loved it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "u-iM3e0YE_mgRU6dBJBv_g", "date": "2011-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "blfIVP3snEYel1SYpKCxTg", "text": "Not too bad. We walked in just to use the bathroom but decided to stay and eat also. Had this lamb thing that looked like a burrito with the foil on, this spicy curry with prawns, and naan. Reading all the other reviews makes me feel like I have a stomach of steel! I didn't get sick whatsoever. I liked the food actually! I don't know if I'd go out of my way to ever come back, but it was cool for what it was.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "YMWhP2cDZ89pHd3onh1-vw", "date": "2009-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ch_Q2j68ZuYi0d3dxJoxDA", "text": "They've lowered the prices!! Huzzah!\n\nI got some Chana Masala for 3.99! So I upgraded to garlic naan which was doughy and delicious. And so garlic-y that I could taste it in the morning.\n\nAnd if you have an extra stomach, like my boyfriend, you can eat to your heart's content at the buffet for just 8.99. I sampled the clay oven cooked chicken and it was ever so slightly spicy and delicious. \n\nSince there are many good indian places in Berkeley all within a close proximity, price definitely becomes a deciding factor. I'll definitely be patronizing them more often now!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q749TIqmrGx8PBa7wupe8Q", "date": "2010-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cMHEIMjjyIZGvkqNd7RN2w", "text": "This place is great. The times I've gone  my food has been warm, the naan was doughy and the portions were a good size, I couldnt finish my Chicken Tika Masala and Rice. The only thing that bugged me was that I had been paying around 11 bucks for Rice, Naan and Chicken Tika Masala (Eat-in) and the guy at the register didn't tell me that I could get the buffet for only 8 bucks and it had all the same stuff plus more. That kinda irritated me because I had been there about 6 times before I decided to take a look at the buffet options. Aside from that its great and really close to campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qw5j-ByR3P9SYwFPFyU2WA", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DLz3ADAAzJSFsj7bBPg6hQ", "text": "Dirt cheap (you can find dishes for $4 or so) and the naan ($1) is very generous-sized. I've tried at this point 5 or 6 vegetarian dishes and have little to complain about, but if you're not into what my Indian roommate calls \"fast-food Indian\" (as an American I'm not too skilled at differentiating), you might try Mount Everest Indian, about 2 blocks down. However, there's a large selection for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike, and the prices are almost ridiculously low.\nService can be a little slow sometimes as the kitchen staff is limited, but overall it's worth the wait. It's an order-up-front style restaurant so waiters won't really come to check on you, which I feel really isn't a positive or negative. \nNot the most romantic atmopshere, so don't bring a date here. This place is best for families, friends, or takeout.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2PhBFRUiNiXdmkYoKf8brA", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e6fU6n7I9YKjKhCGKWOccA", "text": "The food here is \"okay\" because I feel like there are much better Indian restaurants in the Berkeley area. I got the $8.99 student buffet. I'll admit this is a really good deal because you can get Naan, Chicken Curry, Chicken Tikka Masala, Rice, Rice pudding, Spicy Garbanzo Bean Curry, and some kind of mixed vegetable curry all for it but I think that the food is just \"alright\". The one problem I had with this restaurant is that they were slow to replace food when it ran out so I constantly had to wait for more rice or naan. Besides that, the food is just alright for the buffet. I have yet to try the actual menu food so maybe it'll be more worth it next time.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3dcFnCZzBZrcKDeIYgiScw", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EGJx9iylWquFi23sQjrJDw", "text": "A remodel would help. I've come here twice and it's not exacty satisfying. The price is fine but the food tends to be cold. Not a huge selection compared to other locations of the same company. \nFree chai. I like the service.. well it's mainly self serve but when youre at the cashier to pay, theyve always been nice to me. Use your student discount!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "UVO0vrdc8Jfm00p7ixuf7A", "date": "2011-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fcUE6dfDUOuNlYBW6pir8A", "text": "Hadn't been to Indian food in over a year and was super excited. Well we chose the wrong place. \n\nThe sauce was ok a bit bland, The naan was good (though how do you mess that up), the quality of the lamb was horrible. It was full of bones and most of it was fat that was not even edible. \n\nMy friend got the Tandori boneless chicken which was actualy pretty good. So I suggest you get that if you go there. \n\nAlso when I went the Tea was out and it took them almost 40min to get more.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CO_oE3PMuxzeyyVNhC411g", "date": "2011-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_fJ4FdGTKfPUe9fQAK511Q", "text": "Some of the worst indian food I've ever had.\n\nWe ordered tandoori chicken - it was light pink because they didn't even season it all the way..and then over grilled it so it was chewy and charcoally. \n\nNaan - Dense, stale, tasteless pieces of bread. Not the light/slightly buttery/ melt-in-your mouth naan you're used to.\n\ngarbanzo bean chutney - they put it in a plate that makes it look like a lot, but it's really about 4 tablespoons. rip off. this at least had some taste, otherwise everything else would have been inedible \n\nOverall the food was gross, the owner was too busy yelling at some homeless guy for taking too many onions to provide us with decent service, and the place is dirty as hell. avoid.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "eOz3er7vbiQA7VhJElaVeQ", "date": "2008-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gtmaudyFB-QT8dhLprTFGw", "text": "I'm not sure why anyone would voluntarily eat here, and pay good money to do so. As an Indian, I can testify that the food here does NOT taste anything like what it's supposed to; this is the worst Indian food I've ever had (and keep in mind that I'm including my own disastrous attempts at cooking here).\n\nThe buffet is tempting only because it's cheap. Don't do it! The curries are watery and bland, and the breads (naan) are nothing special. The last few times I was here, the vegetables were noticeably wilted and the chutneys tasted really stale :/ The pakoras tasted like deep fried cardboard. Ordering a la carte is a better option; the chicken biryani is pretty good. Their curries and kababs kind of scare me because they're extremely bright colored and stain your hands; I'm always wary of artificial food colorings and this place uses them liberally.\n\nThe one star is for their staff. They're really friendly and nice, but I'm definitely never going here again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1VJSWiF6uIcj-L82CvuUng", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HrKdITE9Wbm_XNy80yG1WA", "text": "Dude.  I totally lived here while I was at Cal.  So close to campus.  Their Chicken Tikka Masala was so delicious.  I just loved to dip their naan in the sauce.  I didn't even need the chicken.  The sauce was just so awesome.  Probably not the healthiest thing, but so so good.\n\nI also liked how it was cheap & fast.  I'd get dinner for $7.  It was always the same guy at the register (now that its been 3 years I can't remember his name), and he was rad.  \n\nYeah, you hafta get your silverware, soda, and napkins yourself, but I never minded b/c it was only $7, and then they serve you your food as soon as its ready. \n\nIf I was back in Berkeley for the day, this would be one of my stops.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NEDuxl85ODtanAS-xRNitQ", "date": "2008-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IaZgal96brqaDDQnQ1_E6Q", "text": "When the House of Curries and Naan N Curry were all as one this was one of my favorite \"go to\" Indian food places.  Well, I went yesterday for the first time in a long while - a few changes.  They now have (surprise) a buffet for $8.99.  Quite honestly it sucked.  If I was starving and hadn't eaten in weeks then I'd give it 5 stars. As it were, however, I was terribly disappointed.  The naan was so freaking hard and dried out that I actually contemplatrf taking about 20 or 30 of them to re-shingle my roof.  And my all time fav chicken tikki masala had more tikki and masala than actual chicken. Same went for the lamb.  Lots of sauce.  Not so \"lots\" on the actual meat.  Final salvo of the day for this place - The selection of  buffet food items was sorry at best.  One rice pudding, one rice, one chicken, two veggies, and one lamb.  Go to Naan and Curry over near the Tenderloin. It 's so much better.  If you're stuck in the east bay yer better off eating toe jam.  \n\nVery sad.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "E-jq5s8urMVck4VPJf7LQQ", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JfroRsAWCRJ1vydcKmYU1w", "text": "This place has gotten worse over the years, smaller portions, less flavor and bad service. The last time I went here the cashier was rude and rolled his eyes when I asked him questions about the menu. He charged me $10 more on my card, wanted to give me the difference in cash and didn't even give me the full amount back that he over charged me. The buffet food isn't very good, it looks like the same as the food you order from the kitchen but they taste really different.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nnbm3A-CPWYQpsdsy0ZQRg", "date": "2009-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JqFZtD-rGVGqRC_zrHwkeQ", "text": "Chumped", "stars": 2, "user_id": "oTTwnwKFUJAxrLlX6322zg", "date": "2008-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_k2BsnsitbwH5CQccE8_Qw", "text": "I am not very sure why people come here.  You are in Berkeley and there are a million other choices to make, even regarding Indian food, and for some reason I felt compelled to walk through the doors.\n\nI might have given this place 2-stars based soley on taste.  But the guy at the counter was rude, there was no atmosphere (which I wasn't expecting...but I digress), and the portions were smaller that I have had for similar prices at other, better, restaurants.\n\nDid I mention to cockroach hanging out on the trash can on the way to the bathroom?!  Maybe the reason I didn't eat the food was because I lost my appetite.  I wont be coming back.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "OBDbLgzFw-qTbVp3LfbiRg", "date": "2010-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KJAQOlpzZUz7UiU8b11Yrg", "text": "A friend of mine took me here and I really enjoyed it - not just the food, but the location, too (very close to the Berkeley campus). This place has one of the best paneer tikka masalas I've tried.  The naan is excellent, too, especially the garlic.  It's a bit shabby and run down, but who cares when the food is good and there's free chai to be had.  The music and sound system are pretty good (some places play 30-year-old tapes on a system that's just as old that don't have an ounce of base).  I've been back a few time now, and the only reason I'm giving this place 4 stars is because during my last visit, the food wasn't quite up to par (must depend on who's cooking that day).   If you enjoy people watching, you won't be disappointed (it's Berkeley, for crying out loud).  \n\nFor those not familiar with Berkeley, there's a parking garage near Channing and Telegraph, and is reasonably priced.  Don't forget to ask for a parking validation from the restaurant. It's only for $1, but that's one more dollar you can use to get dessert at the yummy gelato place on the Berkeley campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CHPh7wiZ-RHDumGIUoFBZA", "date": "2007-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kKfDko0eSvVqkwHXoJ5zKA", "text": "Finally a place where the Indian food isn't too far below English standards!\n\nThe lamb biryani, lamb seekh and chicken seekh are good! We split that and a buffet fish between 2 of us. The buffet meant we had unlimited naan and yoghurt, and could also grab some veg too.\n\nBuffet food was exactly what I'd expected, just Indian flavored mush. But my expectations were right around there so I was fine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SE12F7KiHtaTLxNBBsIPvg", "date": "2010-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kuDmJ8jj2wyOHuREzE74Mg", "text": "Maybe my taste buds have evolved, but this was some bad Indian food. The chicken in the Tikka was dried out, the quality of the ingredients seemed subpar, and just the overall cleanliness and ambiance of the place was less than desirable.\n\nI remember having better dining experiences here in the past (years and years ago) so not sure if their quality went down or I've becoming more dinstinguishing w/ my Indian cuisine but next time I will pass.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hRMpQlJQDObCpNSJ1qd_fA", "date": "2011-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L1zzDckJhjt74X_NUoIs-A", "text": "Great curry. Amazing naan, and delicious tea.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L3ilyT4_HZUqdkHrZfkIIg", "date": "2010-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l7BcBdeqbXqfFv62Yf7JMA", "text": "I've been to my fair share of Indian places, especially in a Indian restaurant filled city like Berkeley. Naan N Curry is just plain bad. House of Curries, just down the street, is wayyyy better. The spices are alive in the House of Curries dishes, while at Naan N Curry its bland and plain.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2011-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n6hjWVrVJ7gYxOjqDYO-6w", "text": "Actually, I'd give this place 3.5 stars, but 4 stars is okay.\n\nAs a South Indian - I enjoy the food because it's nothing that my mom makes.  We don't eat lamb curry, chicken tikka masala or have naan on the regular.  So for that, this place is awesome.  The food is very flavorful and very filling, the naan buttery and hot.  And free refills on the chai, good stuff.\n\nThe decor and apparent uncleanliness is something less desired, however, if you don't expect it to be clean, it doesn't take away from the eating experience.  I haven't had bad experiences such as the ones described here (band-aid under naan... ewww...); so I can't speak for that.\n\nWord of warning - if you have a weak stomach, drink lots of Maalox and/or eat Tums prior to and after eating your meal.  And you WILL permeate the scent of Chandini Chowk for the rest of the day, regardless of what else you eat or do.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F6bOroEwVX0t2Z0jvH4miA", "date": "2007-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Nb1J567stsT0BgCvlrwakw", "text": "This food was not horrible, went here a long time ago though, and I think this place might have even be better than it's Irving location in SF, which isn't saying much....but it's not horribly priced. I think this chain is probably just not consistent,maybe when they carry the food over a day or two its worse...anyways, I think this place is pretty dirty, so if you have any other options, I would take them.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "p0K51BhY6VFJvQxgCc8SXA", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ncgchn2-gwwzZmFT87mqlg", "text": "So my friends and I stopped by for the lunch buffet seeing that it was cold and rainy outside and there's nothing better than some warm curry and naan on days like this.  We were happily enjoying our delicious plates of chicken tikka masala, chicken curry, and whatnot when the owner/manager stops at our table and says, \"You should try the veggie soup.  It's made out of fresh vegetables.\"  He then goes on to rave about it.  Like any normal, polite customer, I responded with, \"Okay sure, we'll definitely have to try it then.\"  He immediately asked in an accusatory tone, \"Why did you say definitely?!?!?\"  Taken aback I said, \"Uhh, because you highly recommend it.\"  Then he suddenly goes and lectures us for about 5 minutes about vegetarianism and how we aren't designed to be carnivores, ranting that Europeans used horses to draw carts not tigers and used that as part of his argument that animals that eat plants are stronger than animals that don't  (Yeah, WTF, right?).  And he said this all while my curry was getting cold!  After that angry lecture, I lost most of my appetite, but proceeded to eat more to get my money's worth.  Every time he walked by our table, we got scared that he'd lecture us again...and you know what?  HE DID.  He walked up to us with a freshly peeled garlic and VERY defensively told us that he only cooks with the freshest ingredients, as if we had accused him for not doing so.  We weren't his only victims, though.  We saw him kind of harass some other other customers too.  And that's not all.  When we left, he glared at us on our way out!!!  Can you believe it??!  Well, it's good to know that they do use fresh ingredients, but bad to know that they have such a creepy/angry owner/manager dude.\n\nOne last thing: while my friend was eating, he found a piece of chicken that was still pink/red.  Gross.  I used to like you Naan N Curry, but now I definitely don't.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "WmaggzdxRfaEfEM3scA8tw", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nhNSjVl5X_u47fsw7gOzTA", "text": "Despite finding a large piece of mouse poop on my soda can I still found the food pretty tasty. Yeah, I'm an adventurous eater. The garlic naan is better than roti. Usually roti is thin and crispy, but not here. I didn't get sick so that's a plus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Pf79R-WRZnk6l0lEq8unhQ", "date": "2006-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_NnpCRF-7XR3uSJk-6v7zw", "text": "Any of their curry with rice or naan is savory.  Their service is improntu - you order your items at the cash register, wait for your order to be called, and sit yourself at the table.  Their tea and water are free.  Their tea is excellent and you may want to add a scoop of sugar varying on your taste preference.  Their tea can easily surpass boba tea drinks (just try adding enough sugar).  Lamb and beef curry is awesome.  Their other location on College Avenue is more suitable if you're on a date.  To-go is available.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NF7_K38Hc6G4R3hvEhT0dw", "date": "2007-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P0_9QbGVAVwrcnx2klMeBw", "text": "I love this place! You can come in your sweats and no one will judge. I come here with my bf all the time and we only spend about $12... \n\nThe portions are big... 2 dishes and naan is good enough for 2 people... The cheese naan is excellent. I think cheese naan should count as 2 dishes, because i was so full just eating it...  The bitter melon curry is great! Not bitter at all...\n\nAlso, there's free chai tea. Gosh, i love free things!\n\nApparently they serve breakfast too, except that it's american-style, i believe.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UpJwKuox-tT0fKrnIbLNdg", "date": "2009-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qd_CR9dOclEwgatQF4Z0pQ", "text": "Yuck. Horrible smell. Uncooked chicken. Dirty utensils. Need I say more?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "JpT506kXE2ugTAOIZv6nLA", "date": "2009-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r5bFQ_7KrFwidl3ornzbZQ", "text": "Basing this review almost solely on their lamb naan, which is fantastic and is only $3.  It's a whole meal in itself, and I've yet to have a better lamb naan.  Other places leave the lamb all ground and crumbly.\n\nThis place makes the lamb into strips, after the ground lamb is rolled flat from ground lamb of course.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yv2Ygt5GH9xYJPNLG3Z0Uw", "date": "2010-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RvCDJIiFuzrhjimCzHAytw", "text": "I loved the fresh baked naan.  I love naan in general so i was hooked at this place.  And the fact that they use real tandori ovens was pretty cool.  The only minor complaint that I had was that the place was a little dirty.  Come on, if you have a restaurant respect the food and clean up the place and make it look nice.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "83_HyX-ZK4KpzpLVC-0BWA", "date": "2006-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "taYc8F23G5X-pKGYNy_iPw", "text": "oh Naan N Curry...how interesting my relationship is with you. They dont listen when u ask for a certain level of spiciness. I love the free tea. Its plain old college indian food...dont expect the best, and dont expect the worst. (ps. portions are small, if ur broke, go somewhere else)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2010-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TplGUXN7VIG39Hyapb0_zQ", "text": "If your idea of Indian food is Campbell's Tomato Soup with gristly meat and bone, then this is the place for you!\n\nIt is awful.  Don't go there.\n\nThe website looked great - good selection of food, good prices and BYO wine.  We walked in and the place smelled wonderful.  They did not have the first few menu items that we requested, they only served water to drink, the single bathroom (male & female) was dirty, out of toilet paper and out of hand-towels.\nAs we had already ordered we asked them to make the meal to-go.  They forgot to include the breads.   The portion sizes were small... but the food was so bad we couldn't finish it anyway.  We ordered two different tikka masalas - one tasted like Campbell's Tomato Soup, the other like tomato paste; and the meat was full of gristle and bone.  The bread and rice were quite nice... but if that's the only positive thing we can say about this place.\n\nDon't waste your time or money here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "igxf_LujrWFahmVeDjCDrw", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VEvBVZUsCQhZL_da22c6Aw", "text": "We went to lunch here one day, I had the one on O'Farrell before and we kind of liked it.  This one wasn't as good, the dishes were very watery and I told the front cashier, he got someone to change it and it came out the same.  The prices and menu are about the same, quality wasn't, so I don't think I will come back here again.........", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3Rn993btYslL-3D902Bxlw", "date": "2009-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w-8gLJ7bmAxGdwzvs0KdSw", "text": "I've always loved Indian food. There's no real explanation as to why I do or when I started to. But I've eaten different curries and have had naan plain without any dippings or whatever. So it was highly likely that I would definitely enjoy Naan N Curry's food. I mean, how can you go wrong with naan and curry?\n\nSo finding parking on a gameday at Cal is a freaking blast. My friend and I weren't aware that there was a basketball game that day so it was wonderful. It almost made us not want to eat on Telegraph.\n\nWhen we finally park (two blocks away), I walk into the place and see that it is pretty plain for the most part which is a good thing to me. There is definitely culture in here. You order at the counter and they ask you where you'd like to sit.\n\nI ordered the garlic naan, chicken tikka masala and a soft drink. $11.42. Kinda pricy but oh well. It's my first time here and I'm pretty sure it's going to be good. They have cups in this cabinet and a refrigerator that is full of carafes full of water.\n\nThe waiting time isn't long. The curry is pretty runny but it still holds itself together and the naan was huge for being about a foot in diameter. The food was very good. The formula here is very simple. My friend ordered rice and we shared it. So you throw the rice into the curry and just dig in. I will never stop loving Indian food...\n\nThis place is pretty out of my way but if I'm ever in the area again, I'd definitely eat here. And then proceed to browse at Rasputin's across the street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NpGXAgdQfMBwg0ijaitq3A", "date": "2009-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wcdcHe7Othk8PebELN_XvA", "text": "I try to always make it a point to eat here when I'm up in Berkeley! I love this place not only because it's reasonably price but the portions are pretty decent and the spices that they use are subtle enough to notice each one, but strong enough to satiate my indian food needs. \n\nI like the feel of this place too, has a hole in the wall feel to it - perfect for college students. Also there is a student discount here and the buffet here is pretty decent. The food is ok, I just like the environment when it's packed!\n\nGood place for intro and intermediate indian food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9JUOI-RCcZLSqHIBHYtRTA", "date": "2011-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WfcwOHywJK86O35yelqlnA", "text": "Not a great Naan N Curry.  The food here, seems to fall a bit flat.  My usual staple meal is the Chicken Tiki Masala, but here it is too much tomato paste, not enough spice.  \n\nMy preference is for the house of curries around the corner.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0mkHqKMyWOsxoywkBM8Grg", "date": "2007-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WqqvI8V4mW_N6SBls8b9uA", "text": "First, the funny: when we went in here, my boyfriend commented that it was \"authentically dirty,\" as in, it felt just like being in India.\n\nThe good: food is tasty, buffet is cheap, and you can get your own water.\n\nThe bad: the bathroom and general facilities are actually pretty dirty. It's not terrible or uncomfortable, but it's definitely a place you go for value rather than anything else. I also didn't love the Naan, but the curry was yummy.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bPttn1PiDeVEvSzHBxmh1w", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WvxdvPlll7WWgK3TrxWaqQ", "text": "I ate at this restaurant while visiting UCB campus. \n\nThe food made me sick and I vomited. This place is dirty and gross. \n\nThe food is below standard as well. The gravy for all the curries is the same and the Baigan Bharta I ordered did not taste like Baigan Bharta at all. The size and overall quality of the Nan bread was good.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "bQoDyP_Umn1dQ6ecbW_xvA", "date": "2009-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XNXwqniornGknqvxbirXNQ", "text": "The food is very boring and not cheap enough to justify its boringness. With so many places to eat Indian food in Berkeley, you'd think they would do better! The buffet food sits out too long...the flavor is pretty lackluster to begin with, and once it's been out for a while the texture really starts to suffer as well. Even the rice is blandish, not fragrant and flavorful like rice at most Indian restaurants. \n\nAs for the ambiance, service is speedy and not unfriendly; decor sucks. Tables are close together and once when I was there the roof was leaking...5 gallon plastic buckets were put out to catch the drips, right in the middle of the dining room!\n\nI have been to Naan n Curry three times over the past 8 years and I will not return.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "kxcRMpeRziyJGE7MgWD3OQ", "date": "2012-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yq2J-opmao59rzXVxsZzFg", "text": "Not the best tasting Indian restaurant as Roti in Burlingame might do it for me. However, the deals here are reasonable. Chicken masala and regular naan is what I typically get. You can easily eat here for lunch and spend around 7-8 bucks max for a solid belly. Seats can get pretty packed during certain times as students frequent this place a lot. However, if you're in the east bay for whatever reason (I had no choice since I lived here for school at one point), this is one of the hot spots in berkeley that I recommend.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "beIaS5tCDN-BvbGplaN5kA", "date": "2010-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YYLSqsQmfKOVtGV2J7lX5g", "text": "I usually love Chicken Tikka Masala, but it wasn't very good here. The chicken wasn't as tender as it usually is and the dish didn't have the full flavor. The Lamb Vindaloo was OK - really spicy and had a lot of fat in the meat. It also came with bones that you had to pic around. The garlic naan was great, though - the best part of the meal! I had used a Groupon Now deal to get $16 worth of food for $8, so it was worth it for that price, but I won't go back again. They were also a little rude in redeeming the Groupon - they almost didn't take it because their clock said it was 1 minute past the time I was allowed to redeem it. My phone (which I was using to redeem the Groupon) said it was exactly 5:30 though, so they ended up letting me. I just couldn't believe they wouldn't let it slide for 1 minute!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "C_OI07UgWBzN45fEldOodQ", "date": "2011-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8bkZf8y7CWlrNs2pPs448A", "text": "Food poisoning.....enough said", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9SF_WanfpxO5kJooOENjQg", "date": "2008-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8Yaf2uFg_8rUAMbZFI2Sgw", "text": "I knew I wasn't going to get quality food for a $9 all you can eat Indian buffet...But I also didn't anticipate having stomach pains lasting for 3 days because of the wretched food...I do not recommend this restaurant.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Rqx0mL2lhIaJRhYsmXX4NA", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "A_TYmbRwNA-vWgI2PKhsAA", "text": "The food was just okay, nothing spectacular. My dish tasted like my mom's curry with some hot sauce added in, and we're not even Indian. It was a bit too spicy for me, so I didn't really get to enjoy it (it actually wasn't very spicy, I just can't handle spicy stuff that well). \n\nProps for the free chai tea. I can't really comment much on the service since it was self-serve and self-seat. It did irk me that they didn't have any forks and only had a handful of spoons left. Also, their bathroom was out of literally everything, and the hand dryer wasn't even on.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9Bn-3UlZCl1d5agYmwsoyg", "date": "2011-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BxS2TUolTpmVLVMlk1aMWw", "text": "Eeeeeeeeeeeew.\n\nOK -- maybe they're not always this bad.  Maybe they were just having a bad day.  But I only went there once and ordered Palak Paneer (I believe; it was spinach curry).  When it arrived, it tasted good.  It was a goopy mess of yummy spinach.  But I started eating and found a long hair in it.  I kept eating.  Then I found what seemed to be a bone.  Pulled out the bone...and for some reason, kept eating.  Then I found a TWIG.  And another bone piece.  And another twig.  And then another hair.  What the hell?\n\nSo wrong.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ahMNHgNoRy-U5VHJ5qOXCg", "date": "2007-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kCf1DrvubV0nY8UHPiiGrg", "text": "Consistent stomach problems after eating at this location. STAY AWAY!\n\nThese 'stores' are not consistent in the preparation of their sauces and food. I would not recommend this location, try Breads of India instead, because we've consistently had problems after eating here. I would recommend the locations in San Francisco, though.\n\nIs there a ZERO STARS option?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "lbey-9-Hyf-ZWZhlweV75g", "date": "2007-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LsssgzhvfgtL9Nx73vdKfQ", "text": "Oh yea, bring on the Indian food. \n\nThis place is spicy and cheap...two things I really enjoy.\n\nOk, let me lay it out for you.\n\nPros:\n\n-Cheap: need I say more...? I'm a college student people! I can eat here for the same price of McDonalds and feel ethnic at the same time.\n\n-Tasty: Great flavors of Indian food of course, and SPICY. I love spicy food. It's not good until you have to blow your nose and wipe away your tears. Of course, for you weaklings you can ask for it less spicy.\n\n-Atmosphere: Hey....it's Berkeley, you need to be a little wacky to be here anyway. This place is hip, it's on Telegraph street for god's sake. It's good for a lot of events...just hungry, broke, muchies, groups.\n\n-Fast: Have you ever waited at a restaurant for 20 minutes just to have your order taken...then waited another 30 minutes to have your order delivered...well...this isn't Applebees. You'll have your food in about 10 minutes or less for the time you walk in.\n\n-Cheap: Oh yea, I said that already\n\n\nCons:\n\n-It's packed a lot. Which...really isn't a con for them.\n\n-Parking is a bizzie", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Iz6ajV7u5GR5UYuw2z7Smw", "date": "2010-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VYnw03P_FAL43jk4SXaKpQ", "text": "You'd have to look pretty damn far and pretty damn wide to find such excellent Indian food at such good prices.  Perfectly spiced dishes (chicken tikka masala and the chickpea curry are my favorites) paired with a gigantic piece of fluffy naan for around $7 is more than I could ask for any day of the week.  Oh so tasty.  Plus, the staff members are sweet and polite, and they sing shamelessly along with the Indian pop music playing over the loudspeakers.  Hell yeah.\r\n\r\n*Edit - I've had better Indian food at the same prices since then. So, yeah. it's still good, but not great.\r\n\r\n*Edit part deux - Yeah, the last two times I've been there, I spent the next couple of hours making frequent trips to the john. Not so much fun.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5vXqog3DHrRXADKUg78B2w", "date": "2006-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Xb-0nx4ne01RW5hw1hNNdw", "text": "The food was absolutely the worst Indian food I've ever had at a restaurant. I suppose it's on the same level as cafeteria food so students don't know any better.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "gjaOQ3vgLJZcDpYgpshjaw", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "0YsSxMduQ8KvjRWwmg4zIg", "text": "I'll be honest with you. I have passed by this place numerous times and having read the Yelp reviews, stayed away. Based on some of the reviews, I would have expected Yellow Warning Tape outside with Hepatitis C literature.\n\nwell, last week, the world aligned and I found myself hungry and comparing the cost of a $7 wrap over on Durant vs all you can eat for just about the same price?..it became a no-brainer.\n\none of barometers for Indian food and especially their buffetts is the AR test, or the Acid Reflux test. you know when you begin to burp up stomach acid? gross yes, but all too common at many a Indian buffet. \n\nI knew the potential here, stuff my face and end up heaving bloody puke in the toilet 2 hours later. .......After eating here, I am happy to say I am here and have not had to check into my local ER.\n\nThe food here while not the best, there was some pretty bright moments. Most of the stuff was poorly labled, but out of the 6 or so choices, I would say 2-3 were really good and memorbable. \n\nWas it pretty dirty? kinda, hey it is berkeley and telegraph ave and you have your mix of students, local weirdos, plus it is Indian food.....I did take a quick glace into the kitchen and really would have preffered not to......but all in all, I would feel safe to return.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mw7LJ15SZOI_QiEBm1q5GQ", "date": "2009-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "xJazSZ4xj_S9_ISZWj-0BA", "text": "I should probably try the regular dishes before judging this place from the buffet...wait, looking at the reviews, maybe not...\n\nIt's has an Indian buffet. Chicken tikka masala, naan, aloo gobi, lamb palak. The first few times I went here, they rotated the selections, but the last few times I've went, it's been the same: two meat dishes (CTM and lamb palak) and two generic veggie dishes. Don't get me wrong, I love my veggies...but you can tell they're being cheap when they offer two different potato dishes and a cauliflower dish...out of 6 options. Come on, where's the paneer?!??!\n\nThe naan is meh. You can save yourself some pain by picking out the ones that look more moist and less burnt. It tends to be a little dry, but just soak it all in the tikka masala sauce, and all is good.\n\nMy favorite thing is usually the rice pudding. Mmm...cardamom (right spice?) in desserts is always a winner.\n\nI probably will come back, even though I know I shouldn't. My stomach tells me conflicting feelings: it's good after a long day of not eating too much; it's also terrible when you feel like about to burst afterwards. It's not just overeating too - for me, the food there tends to make me feel bloated. But I'm cheap, and I like my bottomless meat (and tikka masala sauce). Or maybe I can beg Clark Kerr Commons to serve CTM once in awhile... \n\n(A random idea: this is what buffets should do to market themselves: something like a Fenton's challenge? Who can eat 6 full plates of food in 15 minutes? How about 8?? This isn't unhealthy...think of it as getting your money's worth! And we'll give you a certificate =D)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "K-03iq-zO8jo9l3NZ0Pavw", "date": "2011-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B1wAzt-71bZ_Mp0tcvkvEQ", "text": "This place sucks... the servers were rude... the place looked dirty.... the food was gross. I got the chicken tikka masala and it came out on this tiny plate with like three pieces of chicken and a gallon of sauce. I'm just glad I didn't have to pay", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6l8SaBbYjnQoCGn4sSJHug", "date": "2011-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gPTzbzTGIvE8kq6uFm_d8Q", "text": "It was about time I stumbled across what you would call \"bad Indian food\". For a while I thought there was no such thing as bad Indian food. I was a naive fool coming into this place. Being lured by its convenience on Telegraph Ave and its cheap prices. A fool indeed.\n\nI can't think of a single dish I really enjoyed here. Their palak paneer was the most disappointing. There were no signs of spices or flavor present. It  tasted like frozen spinach that was thawed out in a microwave and thrown together with a few cubes of cheese. Masalas didn't do much for me either. The veggie masala especially, tasted kind of... pickled? Naan was chewy and flavorless.\n\nNever again!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Dsn0E5ad3oom8iGIrFXPsQ", "date": "2008-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oIKmZj_XuRVQ9xf2Q0Hryg", "text": "I really enjoy indian food and have been delighted with the the array of authentic places around the East Bay.  But I was very disappointed in this place. Here's why:\n\n1.  Chicken Tikka Masala was completely lacking in masala (spice/flavor).  The Chicken was in a few large chunks that tasted like they had just been boiled and covered with the sauce.  The sauce tasted like cream with maybe a hint of mushroom.  No other flavor, didn't even taste like it was salted.  Yet mysteriously, it was bright orange.  \n\n2.  The 'chai,' though bountiful, is not Chai. At least not on the night that I went.  It tasted like the bulk black tea I have at my house, with milk.  To really be called Chai, it has to have Masala, the distinct blend of cloves and cardamom and cinnamon, among others.  There was no Masala in this.  \n\n3.  There was a curly black hair in my naan.  And then there was another.  Makes me wonder how many I swallowed.  \n\nIn retrospect, I should have thought twice.  A restaurant called naan n curry in the states is probably the equivalent of a restaurant called buns n burgers in some other part of the world. Not to be relied upon to be authentic, or to even come close.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "GVrce9vHj_njJnUeLIaUvQ", "date": "2009-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PXKzCx8IDoQSI8bQOQo10g", "text": "BUFFET REVIEW ONLY\nAlthough they recently raised the price AGAIN ($7.99 in 2009, $8.99 in 2010, $ 9.99 in 2011), I would still consider myself as a regular diner. No, this place is not as clean as expected, and they often do a poor job cleaning the tables and re-stocking the soda machine and food platters. No, the foods are not as pleasent as the ones you eat at a decent authentic indian restaurant. However, I think this place is still somehow acceptable, you just have to bare with it.\n\nps. they usually have good, puffy naan bread, yet I once ate a burnt naan that tasted like rock...boo", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Je_5ulnkCXPY_rXK_eTCnA", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QPaQirY15YMV7afu1uvGEw", "text": "There are definitely better Indian places in the East Bay (even Berkeley for that matter), but this place is good as a quick and affordable option for decent food. They also have pretty ample seating and a open environment which is nice and sometimes rare for restaurants on Telegraph. As far as food, they have all your standard options and lots of naan choices. I wouldn't actively seek this place out to try, but it's worth a stop.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "uKtpvZIBvthTFFntso1eAQ", "date": "2011-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "S5bR9ClR8-2qeFGS_zl7fw", "text": "I hate to bash a local favorite, but this just isn't what Indian food is about. I played it safe and ordered the tikka masala, garlic naan, and tea. The tea, which is self-service, was great. However, the garlic naan was bland and surprisingly not very garlic-y. But the tikka masala... lousy; chicken was dry, sauce was bland thin. I eat Indian for the spices. If you want to try Indian food, but are afraid it'll be too spicy, you're in luck; they don't use any.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "7JF4Wcefo014-lhWf9FzEg", "date": "2008-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TvG1xzKHxrQVHsY2JbP39Q", "text": "This place makes me wanna puke. What I said about House of Curries applies here too, except the curry is more watery than oddly cheesy.\n\nI do appreciate the 24-hour San Francisco one, though (for other reasons.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Yom4tN3G6K4RAEloinm_dQ", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vht-h9rZtUo18qs0DoSF9g", "text": "I came here with my high school friend when we both got to Berkeley because we wanted to try something different... something \"berkeley\"... and oh dear were we dissatisfied. \n\nhopefully, with the growing use of yelp, more freshmen won't make the same mistake but... naan n curry is like the mcdonald's of indian food... except slightly more expensive (than mcdonalds). \n\ni mean... i guess the people who do come here, that's their definition of 'good indian food' but honestly, it's gross and, although i'm not an expert on indian food.... there are MUCH better places... \n\nfor something better and closer: \nhouse of curries (apparently this place is also owned by the same ppl as naan n curry..like the building...but the people who cook the food are different) \ntandoor kitchen on telegraph+parker\nif you want to take the bus or drive: \ntaste of the himalayas (on shattuck) \n\nat least that's where i go :) if you wanna try it... go for it, it's close to campus but... it's bland, watery, and just... not worth your money.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2008-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WSkPSd246QmTbF6IwP5eOw", "text": "The food moderately priced but hardly good.\n\nMaybe I shouldn't judge based on my one experience, but both my friend and I left with upset stomachs.  \n\nThere's much better curry in Berkeley.  Get out of your comfort zone and stay away from these chains.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KH3cBULZ2y4miI8mtlbY9Q", "date": "2008-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0Pu92H2PmWJAgDFe57Nsxg", "text": "Dine with Caution!\nWe found a DIRTY BAND-AID under my Nan bread, and when my friend took it up to the register to complain, they just said...\"let me get you a new one\". Not, \"sorry for the disgusting thing that just happened to you\". or even \"here's your $$ back\".\nI gave them one star because I had eaten there for years out of convenience/proximity to my office. But alas, don't think I could bring myself to do it again.\nCan you say rubber gloves?\nTelegraph eateries are a gamble, but OMG!\nDiners ....Beware.\nI haven't had much of a craving for Indian since...if you love Indian food as much as I did...skip this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ey-5tHmg2etSa0LJ3xVZ8A", "date": "2007-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GWEsTQyyj_dUljLgfc618g", "text": "This place is so wack. Why would you eat here when House of Curries, a much better, and way more decent Indian Restaurant (that's open late) is about a block away? The only reason anyone should ever go here is to dominate their all you can eat buffet, that consists on one terrible cart with like 10 items. I personally would much rather eat one dish of something that I enjoy, instead of 5 plates of curry that pretty much all tastes the same. The tea is terrible and tastes really watered down.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6jKi4dCDFDGJyg04GCRXZA", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hkqc_iVVbY8atCK9_adeXw", "text": "Wow... this place was actually the first place I ate at in Berkeley when I moved in freshman year.\n\nAnd dang...this is the last place I would now consider eating if ever on southside.\n\nI love eating Chicken Tikka Masala w/ Garlic Naan, but this place disappoints me.  The only thing nutritional about this dish is the protein in the chicken, but the chicken pieces here are so small.  =(  Go to House of Curries instead.  Price is the same, though you won't feel as ripped off with more meat on your plate.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "NH_x1pjVeJqLehv5NBMlqA", "text": "To begin with, I'm not so fond of this format of Indian restaurant.  You know the one, NorCal-ite - order your dish and then decide between either naan OR rice, because if you were to get both you might as well have gone to a real Indian restaurant where they give you complimentary rice with your meal.   That said - and as I have mentioned in other reviews - for every style of eating Indian food there is a season.  Even this short-order type of Indian restaurant can be done well; it's just that Naan N Curry (or at least this one) doesn't really do it. \n\nI have had several of the vegetarian dishes at this Naan N Curry and could really only recommend the chana masala, and only then when you order it spicy (so it has some taste).  If you order a palak, look forward to spending the first few minutes of your meal draining the oil off of it.  Or you can take your chances with the laxative-soaked plate.  Be my guest.  But as someone who felt the effects of ill-advisedly and haphazardly  indulging my urge for bhindi (okra) at this joint, I would advise against it. \n\nFurthermore, there is really nothing special about their naan and their \"chutneys\" are an abomination - watered down and useless.  Wait, I've got it - Watered Down N Useless.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "azxhj3pjDOTLPUIsjjinbg", "date": "2009-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "TdagfVSnxb88EqVuF8biWg", "text": "I would actually give this place a 0/5 stars if I could. Not only was the food BLEH, the service was absolutely terrible. The men working there were probably the rudest I've ever seen. Eating there for dinner with friends, some of us took our time trying to guzzle down the nasty food while trying to enjoy a nice conversation. After about 30 minutes, one of the workers comes over to ask us to eat faster and telling us this is \"not a cafeteria\". He's sure right about that....the school cafeteria has both better food and nicer workers.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "F9yr46DqjHiifaE_u_DfAA", "date": "2009-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gk75zi1BM8hLIe5qKsRZwg", "text": "OMG stay away. I wish that I was warned. RUN!!\n\nThe place is filthy! I saw a cook put his fingers in a pot and lick them. The walls are grimy. Pipes comig out everywhere. The carpet hasnt been cleaned ever I presume!\n\nThe buffet looks downright scary. \n\nchicken tikki-ok taste \ncurry- watery, tasteless, like tomato soup.  This is not curry folks. \nnaan- too thick, but ok\nspinach and potato- too much salt, but tasty\n\nService- 35 minutes to get served. We were the only people in there!!\n\nI am wating for my food-borne illness tonight. \n\nSomeone should call the health dept on this place.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qK54ugcswJI2FphPgQMVSA", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vf9ohnCoxiyiIwEQfu1qFA", "text": "Have you ever been talked into ordering something at a time when you weren't expecting an advice?\n\nMy friends wanted to grab a quick bite to eat on Telegraph Ave. so we decided to check this place out. I tried to order the lamb boti but they were out, so I asked about the chicken leg tandoori. The server then clarified that the tandoori would only give me one small chicken leg and that I should order the chicken tikka masala instead. Since I really wanted some smoky good tandoori, he then assured me that the two would taste the same.\n\nYou guess it. The two were not the same and the food was terrible. The side order of rice was good but my naan tasted like card board that came from the cheap pizza joint down the block. My chicken tikki masala only had a few pieces of chicken, and it was no more than what a small chicken leg would provide. I'm not sure what that brotha was talking about but his version of a chicken leg must come in the size of a wing or something less. I thought to myself, \"Man, I didn't realize that tikki could mean tiny in this context.\"\n\nTo kick this into a higher gear, my former jogging partner's order came with four tiny, obscure looking vegi-balls soaked in a bowl of watered down curry. Laughing with her boyfriend, she graciously gave each of us one generous but rare bite, leaving herself with one ball to savor.\n\nThanks to the server, his advice (not knowing what he might know about the tandoori) probably saved me from a real disaster when the one I had was already the worst. It was during that moment of enlightenment when they turned on all the lights in the restaurant for the evening. What a moment that was, with everyone looking confused at first but hopefully we all came to a better sense of self-awareness of what we were eating.\n\nI can't imagine taking this disaster into another gear but I don't think I'll be going back, at all.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "0juzbrgcLHqobdK-OZAyiw", "date": "2009-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZYeMllf7lDDJPP1yY0S4vg", "text": "If you don't expect too much, walk in.  The food is just OK, the atmosphere is lacking, the place isn't all that clean, and besides the food itself coming to the table, everything is self serve.\n\nWhat really killed me on my last visit was the temp in the dining area.  It must have been 45 degrees.  Before I even had hot food in my mouth, I could see my breath, and the food only remained hot for about 2 minutes in the icy room.\n\nOn that note, what is up with UC students wearing shorts, t-shirts and FLIP-FLOPS on a freezing cold night?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "zV0XVU1aKGsSvg9xcfdgpA", "date": "2008-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "SQ4_Vp4n54t6cjYE06y6BA", "text": "Following the demise of the original downtown San Francisco Naan N Curry, I shifted my allegiances towards the one on Telegraph Ave., which has never been particularly good but also not quite so bad that it would qualify as inedible. Some dishes are downright awful, all the time, including the bhaingan bharta (as my wife has nicknamed it, a pile of baby poo), though others were consistently not disgusting (the aloo palak and chana masala). The naan tends to be good, though often they seem to burn the naan, as the non-ventilated tandoor lets off thick smoke that leaves a semi-permanent smell in all restaurant-goers clothing for weeks.\n\nAnyways, Naan n Curry was a sort of quintessential 2 1/2 star place. Indian-style blue plate specials, not particularly good, but there's free chai and the naan is good.\n\nBut tonight, my dining experience was horrible. My customary aloo palak had a really off flavor, and then in one bite, I uncovered chicken bones. I spit this out, to find that the bone was covered in truly revolting chicken. I mean, this is leftover chicken from someone else's dish, not a carefully selected piece of chicken meat added as a \"bonus.\" To top that off, the chai had a bongwater sort of odor and taste to it. Also inedible.\n\nSo I call a waiter over to the table and ask to speak with the manager. I'm told \"there is no manager.\" No manager? Even McDonalds has a manager to field complaints and assure customer satisfaction. I point at the revolting withered piece of leftover chicken and say - \"this is a PROBLEM. You need to talk with the chef,\" and went on to explain that some vegetarians don't particularly enjoy biting into leftover chicken bits. He showed no interest in the problem nor in talking with the chef.\n\nThere you have it. A restaurant that truly doesn't care, about customers or food quality. No management, nor standards. At the original naan n curry they actually cared about customers, but that's all lost today.\n\nSorry Naan N Curry, I've spent thousands of dollars at your decrepit chain since 2000, but will never step inside your wretched doors ever again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "5boRuJFWyinYfTV5T6jBXA", "date": "2008-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 13, "useful": 1, "funny": 16}, "review_id": "SzpuUlCVehvfk86tHhdl1w", "text": "Oarhhh, it's 10 am...My head hurts, my body aches, I'm groggy and my mouth is really dry.  Sounds like anyone's  typical Sunday morning hangover, no? \n\nBut wait  *long pondering pause, retracing the events of last night*...No wine, no cosmopolitans, dirty martinis, not even a piddly little beer. I'm dumbfounded-- what could have done this sweet disaster to my holy temple?\n\nWait-what's that smell? I've got a whiff of coriander and cumin wafting from my pores...Naan N Curry has officially intoxicated my feeble body...clearly I cannot hang.\n\n*Flashback to the Previous Night*\n\nMy friend brings the loot of 4 dishes ( eggplant curry, chicken tandoori, dahl, and a garbanzo spinach mix)...the ghee is oozing from the boxes just waiting to coagulate in my arteries.  Despite the fact that I know I'll be eating the equivalent of three days worth of calories, the glutton in me rejoices.  And less that $20 you say? Ohh sweet Jesus!\n\nIt's sooo BAD-- but it's sooo GOOD... we cannot resist, we are powerless against the forces of greasy, spicy Indian curry and the beast from within wants MORE.  We spoon the mixtures and gasp in horror at the amount of oil that spllieth over...captivated, in-trance-- and right to my lips baby.\n\nYes, it's true. \nI woke up half naked in a fetal position clutching a  tandoori drumstick, surrounded by the mayhem of messy opened curry boxes, with remnants of dahl on my cheeks and paneer slathered over my chest, wondering how in the hell I got here.\n\nOk NOT REALLY...but that would have been funny.\nBut seriously, that orgy of curries did some crazy Ju-ju to me last night...aspirin please.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "y2XPvYkAIZWxyknRQYM_EA", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5MEzmKeYbhrA3398CdDqRQ", "text": "This is one of my favorite places to go to eat. If you like Indian /Pakistani food, than this is the place to go. The price is cheap , most dishes cost 6.99 which is very cheap compare to most Indian places I went to. The food is also very good for the price you pay.\n\nThe places looks very outdated, kinda dirty and the chairs and table is very old but that didn't stop me from eating there.Some of my favorite dishes are  curry chicken, stir fried chicken, spinish chicken and masala.\n\nIf you want to try Indian food and don't want to pay the expensive price for it, then try this place. Also, they have free chai .\n\nENJOY.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TRwj4d4yZrU0pXwju1xPVw", "date": "2008-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E3BkhLMydeIeVNF9nWJKBA", "text": "Yum! Great for what it is - you order at the counter, get a number, and they bring your food to your table. The daal (lentils) = delicious, and I highly recommend the paneer (cheese) or garlic naan.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2TWyee48xniNYNpc4czCjA", "date": "2010-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q0CH9jYtMAwhTgZSsN_oCg", "text": "There is nothing more dreamy than endless chai, rice and cheese tikka massala. Not so keen on their other dishes, which are super spicy, but what else does a girl need? This is my favorite of the man Naan N Curry locations...no creepy waiters, no long wait and pretty clean for cheap and easy Indian.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "LeU0wQI2pRkZ-XL3AR4hww", "date": "2006-11-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_rLCJdvd2fLcSrDoG2l2dQ", "text": "My previous review was:\n\"Good place for a first date\" 4 stars\nWell, that relationship went up in flames.\n\nJust kidding. Kinda. I came here again and, I don't know what it is, the food doesn't taste good anymore. The chicken in the tikka masala was dry and impossible to chew and the alu ghobi was really salty.\nTo top it off, the meal made me really queasy and uncomfortable for the rest of the night (food poisoning? I dont know...)", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ZeJj7oM5Be401ZrRvY-lUA", "date": "2007-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vcZI5QuOKdsrkoCp7IGbow", "text": "Some of you may have noticed the \"214 food poisonings and counting\" caption below my reviews. Note: by the time you read this, it may be bigger. This scorecard is a result of, but not limited to, experimentation with restaurants, ingredients, Asian markets, Costa Rican car wheel grills, Foogoo and my mother's cooking which I no longer eat - mother's cooking that is. \n\nNaan and Curry has the supreme honor of having 4 notches in my stomach's lining. I am reminded of president Bush's famous \"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... Won't get fooled again.\" That being said, I am not president material, and for me 4 times is a lesson learning score. \n\nLet me begin by saying that if anybody could engineer a method by which I could inject Naan and Curry Tikka Masala into my veins, as well as produce a toothpaste with the flavor and fill all public pools with this liquid gold buttery goodness - well to that person I would be greatly indebted. \n\nThis place makes a solid, buttery rich Tikka Masala. Forget the chicken in there, I'll order just the sauce, Ill order it with Paneer, I'll order it with green eggs and ham and eat them I will!. Like a good Pavlovian dog I will drool a Saint Bernard under the table if I had access to just one of the dubiously-hygienic 5 gallon buckets of Masala sauce I see the cooks lugging around time to time. This stuff is that good. \n\nThe Lamb is great, the Chana Masala is great, the Aloo Gobi keeps me asking for more. The Tandoor chicken is moist and spicy sweet. Even the free chai tea doesn't taste like crap. \n\nMan I really love this place. But guess what? I've been folded over in half one too many times to give these guys any more of my money, dignity and gastro-intestinal fortitude. No more I say. Unless I see a yellow-orange IV, I say no thank you to Mr. Naan and his wife Mrs. Curry. No thank you sir and ma'am, though tempted I am for your liquid heroin of delicious golden joy, I will not falter. \n\nTo put a nail in the Naan and Curry coffin let me just say that right across the street on Durant, you can find a joint called House of Curries. And guess what? They use the same recipes and you get to keep the food in you for more than 2 hours. I can almost guarantee it. \n\nExact same recipes except for one: the mouth watering, crispy/fluffy, buttery garlicky or oniony, Naan. Yes boys and girls the naan at Naan and Curry is not only unbeatable but unrepeatable even by the wonderful House of Curries. \n\nSo I do bid you all farewell - as it must have been written in the stars, that a wretch of my moral ineptitude and self loathing could not resist another visit, another hit from the golden heroin you call Tikka Masala folded into the perfect naan. So raise your glasses high you fellow experience junkies because I am 215 food poisonings and counting.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "WOPSwslY57ZXep-1eoA5-g", "date": "2007-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xfA-9U1LA0IDvQ56DKcpdg", "text": "I have to say, besides smelling like it after you eat, this is one of my favorite places to eat in Berkeley. My ultimate favorite thing to get is Chicken Tikki Masala with regular Naan and an order of samosas.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bMxx9oqQQn1nqeIOSIQNFQ", "date": "2008-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XSgWmOxZgI-xreq5xcY6iQ", "text": "five_star for an uber economic meal undeniably catered for the student's budget... cheap and sinfully just yum, i loved it!\r\n\r\nspent a lovely afternoon shopping at Berkeley today with my birthday boy (my son) .. i wanted to motivate him to jack-up his grades in order to get a good GPA, SAT and ultimately get into UCB ... how to do that?  walk through the hip and grundge street of Telegraph Ave ...\r\n\r\namidst the cannabis sativa shirts, open pipes for sale, bums here and there ... ultimate Haight Street venue ... and then .. this heaven of a fast food Indian/Pakistani joint!\r\n\r\nyum, yum and yum ... a nice change from the hip and foo-foo restaurants of \"the city\" ...\r\n\r\ni just went crazy in my order ... 6 entrees, 3 orders of biryani rice, a naan and soda ... all for only $44.00 ... that is relatively CHEAP, considering that:  $44.00 only buys you a nice ramen soup, apetizer and coke in JapanTown (for two) ... in here ... it's a nice lunch and take home to feed you for the rest of the week!\r\n\r\nservice is factory like, cashier gives you a blank and mechanical stare, place is super raw, to-go boxes and plastic bags readily available ... it's not a five star, but a wonderful FOR REAL dive!\r\n\r\noh yeah .. agree with the other reviewers ... wear a laundry washable outfit ... you will stink after lunching on-site.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zy2cNfG4lLE3SlY9p2OL-A", "date": "2006-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yCk_4KNyJU-DiySSJRX9Sw", "text": "Really average food, but go for the BUFFET.\n\nService/Decor: Service is quite fast. It's comfortable to eat in, but sometimes the tables are really close together and it gets awkward.\n\nFood: Again, just average. The first time I came, I ordered a Palak Paneer with Naan, which is usually my favorite dish, but I was definitely not impressed. It tasted fairly bland and almost tasteless. After, I just came for the buffet. Unlimited chicken tikka masala, chicken tandoori, that rice pudding (which I have no idea what it's called), chai, and a few other dishes? Awesome. It's only $9 for an Indian buffet, and I'm a pretty darn big eater. There were many a day that I stuffed myself silly... stacking up plates upon plates...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yorBeND2R5mRP_KP2hN_9Q", "text": "This was like the first Indian restaurant I've tried and I was so juiced! It's pretty convenient for college students since it's right down the street from Cal and the place is pretty big. Not sure if the food is authentic, but it tasted pretty good nonetheless. Prices are good, also. $7 curry and $1 naan? Do you wanna argue that? The portions were pretty small though and I didn't really like the rice, but the curry was awesomely spicy ;)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oNq-yJRmsOci-mif05Hczg", "date": "2009-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uPdyALLb94ccqBB7ehSHIg", "text": "Dear baby Jesus and holy goddesses of India ... How do i begin?! \n\n  Let me take a breath and exhale as i mentally prepare myself . I'll start off by saying im an avid lover of Indian cusine. However, this place is worthy of passing up. Im sorry Naan and Curry of Bereley perhaps the ones in S.F are a different story. Atleast i hope so. The tikka masala chicken was  good  but the \"buffet\" that lured us in was more than dissapointing . Salad area was EMPTY!  No salad or cucumbers and fountain drink area had no sodas. We were so thristy and steered our view to the water pitchers. My eyes doubled in size!!  Was i seeing right?  Water had a brownish -yellow tint. Yes, hehe let your imagination run loose. Shoot, i know i need glasses but im not blind. \n\n  With that said, find somewhere else to feed your holy temple .Stay hungry and thristy my friends.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1Hip1c0Qgp9cdTkLAJ2Rvg", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vj1V-3e2_UmP2XjbkJjgbg", "text": "Worst food ever.\n\nTheir indian food is tasteless and wayyy too oily. Once I ordered the chana masala and by the time I opened up the takeout box, a layer of oil 1 inch deep had accumulated on the surface (and that was only what had separated out). The only good thing here was the rice pudding.\n\nIf you're looking for cheap, fast indian food, go to House of Curries just down the street (Durant and Telegraph). Don't waste your time (or money) here.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "4voJtLif2mzi84XUsjHAJw", "date": "2008-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "XbqZn_5yhj3cOKiOcSMFag", "text": "Its damn good and cheap indian food.  So what if the atmosphere is akin to a cafeteria, so what if the bollywood tunes blaring in the background give you a headache (or make you want to dance, or both).  the food is priced appropriatly for the nearby campus, and while not being sublime, its pretty darn tasty.  \n\nbtw, dancing on a belly full of curry is not recomended", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pCGhLbFA8Q2N_LypEOdHcw", "date": "2006-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "68hveMUo_r5fbAwhCOc4IA", "text": "If I'm visiting my brother then we'll probably eat here or at Racha (sp?), a Thai restau.  This is good, solid stuff.  Service is fast, food is yummy and tummy-pleasing.  Just don't wear clothes that you don't mind getting smelly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NdnF4ERVYTKnhGCWPHpDzw", "date": "2007-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6QvLNwErpafkqHPTaGZSBA", "text": "Got the chicken vindaloo. It was not spicy at all. It had 4 small pieces of chicken and 2 small pieces of potato. It was mediocre in taste.\nThe garlic naan was good, on the good side of mediocre.\nMy friend got the tikka masala, which I didn't try, but she really likes Naan N Curry. \nI perhaps have a more discriminating taste for Indian food, because to me this place is totally \"eh.\"", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EA3dMa1F3no2jof0BvBhcQ", "date": "2008-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FBSuvqDr6ow2UuY8J9pucw", "text": "despite the dirty bathroom, this place was pretty tasty.  i went to use the bathroom and it was pretty nasty.  my hands were definitely cleaner before going in there (even though i handled money)  we got the chicken tikka masala and chicken curry, and ordered naan for the three of us.  the two dishes were enough to feed us all, with some left overs.  the curry was too spicy for me, but i'm really sensitive to hot foods.  the tikka masala was yummy.\nour indian friend really enjoyed the music, and was almost dancing while we were eating.  you get free water and free chai which was nice.  no need to order drinks!\nthe total for the three of us was $16.  not bad!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WzDcKl7HOq2Dj3R86gH7ww", "date": "2006-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GeCJnwybJufg9j1i8--NrQ", "text": "it depends on what type of person you are when you go here. if you want to go somewhere to sit down and be served on hand and foot, it's not for you. if you don't mind getting your own dishes, drinks and water, then this place is great for you!!\nthe prices are pretty good (6-12 dollars an item) and the food is so very tasty. i go here all the time!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uoblCtZPvPedQLpoCP5Isg", "date": "2009-01-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "K7JvVeXxaLdXq1pfY2qYZA", "text": "I'm not terribly fond of this location in Berkeley for Indian food when you have SO many choices available to you all around the campus. The food is mediocre and not very well seasoned.\n\nThree main advantages to Naan 'N' Curry:\n\nIt's conveniently located for students, being only two blocks away from Sproul on Telegraph, you can't get much closer than that.\n\nThe buffet is actually a pretty good deal, provided you're looking to get fed and not particularly picky about your curries.\n\nThe prices are reasonable and you can get a lot of food as the portions are generous.\n\nI prefer visiting House of Curries up the block or traveling down to Biryani House on Shattuck for my quick Indian/Pakistani fix, or making the trip down to San Pablo/University area for some truly exquisite food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "FTBUYeJB8jIIeNASyYq3dA", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mXzPUdF4hT3aLFjUuJ-6PQ", "text": "This place might just earn the title of \"Most Mediocre Indian Buffet I've Ever Had,\" a significant achievement given the wide array of bad Indian food out there. Their rice was barely warm, the curries were bland, and the naan was akin to lukewarm cardboard both in taste and texture. The pakoras were ok, but everything else was either way below average or merely passable.\n\nOne note: if you're looking for good vegetarian options in the buffet, don't bother. I've lived in central PA, and as a somewhat casual vegetarian I've come to expect a dirth of good veggie options, but not at an Indian restaurant! There are so many good meatless Indian dishes out there and it seems lazy to offer mostly chicken tandoori and chicken masala, with a visually-unappealing eggplant dish serving as the only veggie plate. For $8.99 a pop, it seems like they should try harder. Indian buffets are never that great, but this one fell very short of an already low bar in my mind.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8fRe6u7-tcRCzxWUTY-5rQ", "date": "2011-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U8LvMJcTdFLTO6nNuPSJZQ", "text": "I go here because it is convenient and it tastes good to me.  I am NOT an Indian-food connoiseur (yet) so take my review on the taste of their food with a grain of salt. I think they are delicious.  Their chicken tikka masala is what I order every time and it never get's old.  I also ordered the lamb curry.  It was good but I preferred the chick tikka masala because it was kind of cheese and all sorts of amazing.  If you want to get fancy with your naan, the onion naan is good.  The garlic naan was a bit burnt.  \n\nTheir service is fast but not very personal.  Didn't matter to me because this place is more of a dive than a restaurant to me.  Craving curry and in the Telegraph area? This place ain't bad.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Lt3hqWSZFselmx8Ix4jylA", "date": "2012-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u9OMTyNfiUqIUBO3cCybXA", "text": "Conveniently located on Telegraph Avenue, this place has a bunch of different curries to satisfy anyone's desire for heat.\r\n\r\nChicken tika masala: Very mild.\r\nChicken/lamb curry: Medium heat, can draw some sweats.\r\nChicken/lamb vindaloo: The spiciest.. supposedly. Just keep drinking the water from the carafe (provided) and it won't be painful.\r\n\r\nThey also have a set of fried rice plates, but they're not recommended as they cost as much as a regular plate of curry but isn't as filling.\r\n\r\nTheir naans are huge. I usually like to order one naan and a bowl of rice, as that seems to be a good balance with one plate of curry.\r\n\r\nNot as cheap as other fast foods (one dinner can run $10+), but it's very filling and tasty. And you get to listen to Indian techno music. That may or may not be a good thing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2005-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3xr4TiV3Uf00mTKTfIMnVA", "text": "I been here many times since my college days and my usual here is the chicken tikki masala and garlic naan. The chicken has always been dry and overcooked, but I love dipping my naan in the sauce. After trying out authentic Indian food with my Indian friends, this doesn't taste as authentic. It seems to tailor to the college students around here. It seems to lack the heavy Indian spice and spiciness to their food. The prices are cheap and nothing spectacular. Basically you seat yourself and get your own water and utensils. They give you a number to bring to your table and they bring your food to the table when it's ready. Sometimes you can get their deals on Groupon.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "25125qoi0I874AkaCjFF8Q", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bOQRcWwWL4nmezVI0gYPjg", "text": "The food her tends to be awful most of the time. I don't like any of their curries and the meat is mostly uncooked.\n\nChicken tikka masala is made with marinated chicken bbq-ed in the tandoor. Naan n curry doesn't do any of that.\n\nThey make so much money that they prolly don't care to make good food anymore. The only saving grace is the price and the free chai, which is excellent.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "3KC4FlXkFM5J8aIqnF-T-w", "date": "2007-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gT9TkkAoJPIrUtR74fDgBQ", "text": "cheap, easy, reliable.\n\nsometimes, that's what you want for lunch.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Qt6t6i4RDbgXIOg6EXUbvQ", "date": "2008-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lfZuIMUR2EpKiUZDb4PISA", "text": "really, really cheap naan ($1), so at least they know how much their naan is worth.\n\nhowever, the naan is strangely SALTY, and usually not very consistent (e.g. really thick on one side, really thin and crispy somewhere else), even when the store isn't busy. occasionally they get it right, but it still has that really salty flavor. \n\ndefinitely not as good as house of curries a block away ($1.50 naan, much more tasty)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Mx7cwfRlMk2te3TLgOPq5A", "text": "it's actually improved since the last time i've been here, so i'm not hesitant to slightly recommend it.\n\nwhile it's not the first indian cuisine i would turn to, it's sufficient for a quick, sit-in fix.\n\nbut then again, house of curries is only about a block away.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F8_IBcJEwePwiFV2jCx2Sg", "date": "2008-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NznNIDXZjLLTOw_tsI1d2A", "text": "Definitely a Berkeley experience - this place has great Naan!  The whole do-it-yourself feel takes some getting use to but I have generally been satisfied by the food (which I would rate in the mid-quality for Indian for the Berkeley-area).  I have an old friend who loves Naan N Curry though, so for a belated birthday present I treated him to dinner tonight.  Considering there is no obligation to leave a large tip for the DIY service and the low price of the food in general, this was a steal of deal.  Although my friend harassed me for eating the onion Naan (which I love) - saying I must really not want to kiss anybody ...  I said - \"not tonight\" - he jokingly said \"I'm available\" - and I said \"you're gay.\"  How I end up in these situations, I don't know.  Not really my thing!  I did enjoy my meal though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JVKk_NbM6NjTiA9aKs2bUQ", "date": "2008-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pQrWUMOJw1fz_SE9YqLBpQ", "text": "it's not fantastic indian food, but it's cheap, fast, and close. \nit's a bit greasy, but it's decent food and the portions are pretty good. \n\nand i love the free chai.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ojq8-SGZ-E-RvccNg9PNTQ", "date": "2009-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qOaDG3qN7R38oEfVVxZGFg", "text": "What can I say.... buffet option for under 8 bucks... you've won me over :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7a0ZHoFfaIafUC7mnVHw1w", "date": "2011-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "u5pkeC-Pk37O6DyAlcDd2g", "text": "I'm not indian, and my indian palate cherry was popped by this place, so read my review with that in mind. I've come to this place probably 6 times, and I've been satisfied almost every time. \n\nFood: I'm a big eater, so the first thing I worry is quantity. Admittedly, the dishes aren't large for $8, but going to other indian restaurants, I would say they're about average size. The naan is usually my filler, and a pretty good filler at that. The potato, or garlic naan is pretty bomb-diggity, and ordering a couple of those bad boys usually does the trick for me. I've tried a bunch of items there, so my analysis of the menu would be would you read is what you get, which has ranged from a \"not my cup of tea, but I guess not bad\" to \"weerd\".\n\nI'm a little hesitant to give 4 stars to a place that left a piece of hard plastic in my chicken marsala, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and call it a fluke. It's in berzerkeley-zone, so keep away from the shadies that walk around.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6TRFhg957xTviX7eCwy5PQ", "date": "2009-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xdPeoNU7eLt8eU5CoI6JXw", "text": "Naan and Curry are a great low budget bet for Indian food.. there are several locations.. like in SF down the street from City Lights Bookstore - hole in the wall or Berkeley with a cool paint job.  I miss good Indian food when I am at school in San Diego and this is always on my list when I come home on vacation.  Make it your stop for Indian too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2QxYqMoFOFw848gH4sVulg", "date": "2007-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "O36leifj6LYmQyZuWnmLrw", "text": "I don't know about you, but I like to eat my greasy Indian food under hella chandeliers next to a thirty-foot tall peach and purple wall that used to have a mural of a woman on a lake.  It's just me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uj41ZWyBmfYTY0wm7tpTZg", "date": "2008-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Sd-Q9L9Ax1Mh8ch51sh-Ug", "text": "Pretty cheap prices, but nothing special. I usually go for the Chicken Tikka Masala with a plain naan, and it's super filling. The garlic naan is not that great, so I would recommend just sticking to the regular. They have lots of seating, and also free chai tea!\n\nOn the downside, I end up smelling like curry afterwards...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "BzVbyuMceUf-plTz3z3iYg", "date": "2012-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2zuAXU4KE4HkHrOCkuI6ZQ", "text": "The buffet is well priced. But I didn't really like the food. \n\nI went for a dinner buffet and didn't end up eating much. The naan was cold, the curry was cold...but you should definitely come here if you don't know your way around Indian food. They give you a fair selection of curries, and there's also dessert!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2010-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VOvfqvPC1fD9TA_T0FKFbA", "text": "Been to other Indian restaurant and this one is the best one I've been to.  Indian food is normally pricey but this place offers great food at a reasonable price.\n\nAbout the food:\nWe ordered the paneer tikki masala, spinach with chicken (palak ?), garbanzo beans, chicken tikki masala, and some other curry dish, 2 regular naan and 2 garlic naan all for under $50 bucks! which is cheap considering the same amount of food at other restaurants would be much more. The flavors are excellent, spices not too over powering and what I love is that the food comes out HOT! The naan is large and fluffy, great for soaking up the curry.  Garlic naan is literally to die for! They have a really tiny all you can salad bar that is $1 but the cashier said that it was cool if I wanted salad.  SCORE! I guess it was because of our large order. Not cuz I was cute. JK. Salad bar basically only consisted of iceberg lettuce, onion, Indian sauce and chutney. They also have free hot chai! SCORE again! \n\nAbout the restaurant decor:\n\nIts basically like a hole in the wall restaurant, the setting use to look like an old ghetto style cafeteria, but they have since remodeled, got new (not really new but second hand) chairs with seat cushions and installed carpets.  Its still a cafeteria setting where you seat yourself after you order and there is an area where you get your own cup and utensils.  They bring you the food.\n\nThe bathroom is something else though, its pretty dingy but I think its cuz all the graffitti on the walls which will probably mislead you to think there are gangsters who come here but most of the patrons look like your average student from Berkeley. \n\nI gave it a -1 star because of the bathroom.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rmm71XuYyoRqKUQgLiHAKQ", "date": "2009-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VzZ9fw51jBYiP8LxczbCAQ", "text": "I call BS. \n\n$7.95 for two 1.5'' balls of ground chicken kafta in luke-warm curry? Rice not included?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "35cOznQiCo8pz_NBULvL_w", "date": "2007-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hNDK6NDZFdHhWDPywoWKZA", "text": "Its always a battle between nann-n-curry and house of curries since they are only a block away from each other, so this review is no different. \n\nHouse of curries gives you more meat, more curry, bigger naan and better milk tea imo. They recently started giving out free rice pudding for dessert as well, which house of curries doesn't, but I'd imagine it will only be a short while till HOC does something similar. \n\nYea, HOC is about 50 cents more or so than naan-n-curry, but that 50 cents goes a long way more. Taste wise they are both pretty similar. I pretty much only order tikka masala and lamb ghobst anytime I eat indian food and both taste good here. \n\nIf naan-n-curry wasn't located so close to house of curries I probably would rate it with more favor, but at about a block distance, why not just go to HOC instead?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9iPA6-q9roQ2MLAaljiQvQ", "date": "2009-11-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vNtPHNTafmw66kNmeaNquw", "text": "I came here for lunch expecting to be satisfied with Indian cuisine. We tried the buffet option they had which was a relatively okay price ~9$ for students 10$ for regular. There was no cheaper price for kids. To my surprise, the buffet option was extremely limited. There was a total of 8 dishes-naan, rice, mixed vegetables, chicken tandoori, chicken tikka masala, chicken palak, chicken curry, and rice pudding (this was their dessert), there was also a small salad bar. Drinks were self-served and they only had water or chai tea. The soda machine was broken. You had to get a jug of water from the refrigerator and the chai tea from a large container. Chai came free and it is sad to say, the chai tea was the best thing they had. The food was not warm. The next batch was expected to come out in an hour or so. The worker tried raising the temperature and it took about 20 minutes to heat up the food. \n\nPros: Chai tea was delicious and was free. The chicken tandoori was pretty good, the meat was well-cooked and fell right off the bone. \n\nCons: Small selection of dishes. Food was not warm. The boneless chicken in the curry was dry. Cleanliness of water is suspicious. No kid prices so not worth going for younger kids. No service.\n\nAll in all, I would not recommend this place to anyone, at least the buffet option. There are plenty of other Indian places in the Berkeley area that are much cheaper and offer better dishes. Their service may be better as well. I don't think I would ever step foot into this restaurant again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "IX3bWk6haxnrQIsWMdG1YA", "date": "2011-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VsAqMY3QHdcOM_fXCpHbXg", "text": "I haven't been back here in about 2 years! One thing I noticed was the decor hand changed...a lot.  I wasn't expecting the food to have changed so much as well. \n\nI ordered what I order almost every time: chicken tikka masala and aloo gobi.  The chicken tikka masala came out with its familiar radioactive glow but when i took a bite it was bland and utterly tasteless.  This didn't make sense to me because it looked the same as every other time I ordered it! The aloo gobi wasn't too bad (in comparison) but it tasted like a different dish.\n\nI'd rather stick with one of the many other proximate indian restaurants in the East Bay.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "l9BVZqg2hp1oyFgXpRtWlw", "date": "2008-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "h93hKSA2yvHR_1KiJS01yA", "text": "No.\n\nI often tell people that I am so sad that this place is as popular as it is because people will come to think that this is actually what Indian food tastes like.\n\nNo.  Just don't go here, especially if you're trying Indian food for the first time. Please.  It will taint your opinion of Indian food.\n\nI've been here twice.  I went the second time because I was sure that they were having an off-day the first time I went.  To my disappointment, I was wrong.  They really were just that bad.\n\nThe service was bad, the place was dirty (though, I think they have tidied up a bit since when I last went), the food was not good (not representative of Indian food and also just not tasty), and the wait was really long.\n\nI will give it this: 1. The naan is good (but that's a given at an Indian restaurant), and 2. The chai was good (but also a given).\n\nOtherwise, no. No. No. No.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_Mtbi_7w9i2Uuski2eOsZg", "date": "2009-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fzxnE1PGR_tylP-JVZj1GA", "text": "I do not know how this place is still busier then ever, but I want that to stop. It is tarnishing the quality, authenticity, and overall representation of indian food, as we in america know it.\n\nFine, I'll give it another try. Third times the charm right? Wrong! \nI would always bag on Naan n Curry for having terrible food, and my friends would say that the chicken tikka masala was pretty good. So I gave it another shot.\n\nI walk in and its just how I remember, a restaurant right outta India. It has the dirty carpet, the tattered walls, the restrooms that either made you lose your appitite if you went before eating or throw up if you went after. It looked promising!\n\nI got the buffet at $9 + tax. Not bad for buffet, but still more expensive then Punjabi by Nature, my favorite indian buffet in Berkeley. \n\nI always start my buffets with a few pieces of with chicken tikka with some onions and lemon on the side. As I said in my last review, it was dry and flavorless, let alone either pinkishly undercooked or overcooked. \n\nThen I quickly moved onto the chicken tikka masala with naan. Let me start with the naan, in my entire life, eating at over 50+ different indian restaurants, this is the only place that serves their naan stale. Any self-respecting indian restaurant will serve you fresh naan with your order, but not NnC. Next the spaghettio flavored chicken tikka masala. Honestly, this is the worst tikka masala I have ever had, and that's saying a lot. It tasted like some bad fusion between campbells spaghettio's, curry powder, and tomatoe puree. I am not even going to start on the vegetarain dishes. Growing up vegetarian, I have a special place in my palatte for vegetarian food, this place makes me wanna be carnivorous, but then the chicken tikka masala just makes me want to fast.\n \nWhen it comes to mexican food, I trust my friend Juan. When it comes to Korean food, Jang knows what up. And when it comes to Indian food, I would trust an indian, me, as should you. lol\n\nI am not going to just call them out and leave it at that. I will tell you what some good indian food tastes like. I humbly suggest trying the buffet on Center next to Starbucks, called Punjabi by Nature. If you don't want buffet, I highly recommend trying Flavors of India next to Bancroft clothing, which is a jewel among Indian restaurants (get the Butter Chicken with garlic naan, and I promise you won't be dissappointed), and for little more upscale pllace try Taste of the Himalayas.\n\nP.s. One star is being generous!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PmRNxn-tIfslxvmuqmZ2rQ", "text": "I'm not a fan of indian food. Not at all. So, this review is not impartial. The Chicken Tikka Marsala was okay. The Garlic Naan was good and the Mango Lassi was mmm...creamy. This place is carb heaven and the bathroom is uber ghetto...there's graffiti and \"call Shawndra fo a good time\" on the wall, but then again, it is Berkeley...eh...I'd give it another half a star at best.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Au-gqtbWxzKXXUK4H4Cgow", "date": "2009-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Qwlrx4SxEZ5_eeaZLxkmSg", "text": "Since Naan-n-Curry is the among the few halal restaurants which are open till late, the husband and I decided to give it a try. We made our way to the restaurant around 15 minutes before they close, but they happily served us. We were greeted very warmly and told to sit where ever we wanted. While the decoration and ambiance leaves much to desire, we hoped the food would be good. \n\nThe food came fairly quickly. However, we were quite disappointed by the way it tasted. We ordered palak paneer, chicken seekh kebab, chicken tikka masala, kheer and naan.\n\nThe palak paneer (spinach and cottage cheese) should have been called \"namak paneer\" (salt cottage cheese) as it was so salty that I could not have more than one bite. The chicken seekh kebab, on the other hand, was quite delicious. The chicken tikka masala tastes like tomato ketchup with tasteless chunks of chicken. The naan was soft and fluffy and seemed freshly made. Our dessert, kheer, failed to satisfy; while it contained the right ingredients, it has not been cooked properly.\n\nThe second time we visited Naan-n-Curry was to try the buffet which is definitely overpriced, even at the \"student\" price. The buffet menu was rice, nan, chicken korma, aloo gobi, chicken tandoori, chicken tikka masala, mixed sabzi,daal and halwa. \n\nThe husband decided to play it safe and stick to the chicken tandoori and nan. It was fairly standard, albeit being cold.\n\nI decided to be more adventurous and try the chicken korma, aloo ki sabzi and daal with rice. While the chicken korma tasted okay, it was extremely watered down with hardly any chicken pieces. The aloo gobi was not completely cooked, it lacked flavour and was extremely watery. I do not know how anyone can mess up daal but this daal was completely inedible. The rice seemed stale and was quite cold.\n\nThe overall experience of our meal was further worsened by 2-3 boys who kept burping extremely loudly every few minutes. I do not know how it is humanly possible to burp that loudly, that often. But, it really put us off and we vowed never to return.\n\nHowever, in a moment of desperation (read: starvation), we called naan-n-curry for home delivery. Despite calling at 10:45, they agreed to deliver the food, so we ordered chicken tandoori, chicken seekh kebab, chaana masla and naan. The food arrived fairly quickly and it was hot too. They also gave us free chutneys and salad, which was very nice of them. The food was average, with the naan being the major disappointment this time. \n\nI doubt we will be going to Naan-N-Curry again, though, we may order from them in moments of desperation. Overall rating : 2/5. Visit at your own risk.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "aZK6CwG3efw2RIgtN0bRgw", "date": "2011-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WZyjlZjTbSNgcq5BY_e0eQ", "text": "Naan had a munch offer that i got. \n\neats: tikka masala chicken curry (6ish)\n-pretty spicy, only carrots in curry.. \n-no rice came with it, was extra, passed.\n-pricey?  rating: 2.45 stars\n\nfootnotes:\n-urbann turbann had a better deal, rice is included.\n-no plans to repeat.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "L3Z08Vls7SElErXWl0JgRw", "text": "This review is inspiring me to make a yelp list of restaurants that I like, that are contrary to the rest of society. I seem to be on a roll when it comes to raising the average of a supposedly \"horrendous\" dining experience.\n\nDear supposedly-awful restaurants: you're welcome.\n\nAll I see on this page are 1 star, 2 star with a 3 star sprinkled in here and there. You know what I think of that?\n\n*thumbs down.*\n\nHere's the deal though: I know absolutely nothing about indian food. I like one thing, and one thing only: Chicken Tikka Masala. Oh and the rice. And Garlic Nan cuz who doesn't like garlic nan?\n\nSo fine, I like 3 things. And these 3 things taste delicious here to me! Sure, I could go somewhere else and pay twice as much for something twice as better. But why would I even wanna do that if this tastes fine to me, and it's cheaper?\n\nPshhh. That wouldn't make sense, right?\n\nI'm broke. 2 people can eat here for less than $20. Plenty of room with a nice staff. Enough water pitchers to bring to your table. Food comes out fast. Food is good.\n\nWait, I just noticed something. Is nan spelled with 2 a's?\n\nThis is how little I know about Indian food. Consider yourself warned.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4As8bvikGPWviQtIKCFOgg", "date": "2011-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "5MdHgHtfHdRaLomaxH535g", "text": "I really enjoyed this place for awhile, until one afternoon when my boyfriend, my brother, my mom and I went to eat lunch. Most of the stuff is DIY, so I got water and tea and whatnot for everyone. The waiter brought the food out, and  it looked pretty good, but as the guy was setting my boyfriend's dish down on the table, he knocked the fork off the table onto the floor. That's not so terrible, right? Just an accident for the waiter to drop a fork - but then, he picked it up off the floor and *put it back on the table next to my bf's plate*, then left to go back into the kitchen. We were all appalled. \n\nIf they will put a *floor fork* back on your table right in front of you, think of what they must be doing to your food in the kitchen!! This incident occurred two years ago - I haven't gone back since, and I don't recommend that you go ever.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ASSwKXWJZyKNNcb_vpfEpg", "date": "2008-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 22, "useful": 29, "funny": 28}, "review_id": "qQq3HwJSvyz9B9L_TiQRtA", "text": "Two unfortunate events led me here:\na) Biryani House closed at 10pm\nb) Yelp was down, and thus did not deter my visit \n\nThe first portent of imminent failure: the entire, enormous garishly lit restaurant had no signs of life. The dude at the cashier was watching the fan blades move. We were too hungry to heed the warning signals, but it must have registered because I consciously decided not to order meat.\n\nOut came a parade of color: florescent orange paneer tikka masala, heavy with cream, the Velveeta of Indian sauces. Powdery with fake spice, conspicuously lacking in paneer and downright awful to eat cold. Greenish brown okra with thick chunks of tomato and onion, sour and salty. A disc of naan, tasteless were it not for the pretty sprinkling of garlic and parsley on top. Were there leftovers I wouldn't even have taken them home.\n\nGoodbye, forever.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1kpMAKRZuAz3OzxBav3XTg", "date": "2009-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KIwp_b_kwlFCss7UYvbsvg", "text": "My first time eating Indian food was here, and it was an experience I will never forget.  So much flavor exploding in my mouth!  I love the chicken tikka masala.  Also the garlic naan.  I haven't eaten here in a long time, and I see there have been a lot of bad reviews recently.  It makes me sad if the restaurant is going down... but it will always have a special place in my heart as the restaurant that introduced me to the goodness that is Indian food!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_Ly42BlHlM_OxDq80mbh8Q", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "TgtMawGKpJb56PS5I747hw", "text": "Nope.  Just nope.  Food poisoning once, a fly in the vegetable masala the second time.  Bone shards (what's up with that?  looks to be a common theme in the reviews here) in the lamb/goat dishes.  The place on Telegraph is filthy.\n\nThe free tea is cool.  The naans are fine.  \n\nThe grease level is too high for my innards, and I have a cast iron gut normally.  Grease and food poisoning are just too risky when potentially paired up.\n\nAnd did I mention the fly?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lnDQ9a4n94NbfGWRy2tbTg", "date": "2007-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7docNZDxlUXfBmMefF76BA", "text": "The food tastes OK, but they could at least split the bone in the lamb with more care. All those little bits of bone are either just annoying or downright dangerous, depending on how hungry you are.\n\nAlso, they could put in a little more effort to clean up their store. The barrier between the kitchen and the dining area, on which they have posted the menus, is rather disgusting.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2006-12-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l27LKzV2YAxREOCRWgq8jA", "text": "WHOA! I was definitely suprised with this place. The food was really good and the service was super fast! I don't get why all these people are giving shitty reviews... aww man, I definitely enjoyed myself when I ate here :] and the price was right, too! I'd totally come back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ePhBSv6SvMbqEfuNb7rr2g", "date": "2008-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X2mbMstbyUftX9u8KPYmDg", "text": "Naan and Curry is amazing. The Tikka Masala is incredable. It's rediculously cheap.  The only caveat is that you pretty much reek of indian food when you're done.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n-EkqwCkP12xm0wSl8fOMg", "date": "2005-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "m46flKW74uuUW869G8F_nA", "text": "This is one of my favorite go-to place for chicken tikka marsala. It literally is one of the best I've had. I went recently and they now have a lunch buffet for $8.99 - which isn't a bad deal at all, but I really DON'T RECOMMEND it at all. \n\nThe food was good, but it just wasn't the same as having it freshly made. They have naan in the buffet area too but it's not the same as a nice, hot crispy one. It's actually slightly steamed-like?...\n\nAll I have to say is, ORDER individual orders. DON'T get the buffet. Get the chicken tikka marsala w/ a garlic naan, and you're set. You'll leave happy and satisfied!\n\nJust prepare to leave smelling like curry! That smell sticks like no other! I know, it doesn't sound pretty at all, but sometimes it's worth it just for their chicken tikka marsala!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-wbVnj6P-YgGHKqLbJ-XWg", "date": "2011-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mUcecrOYSBOgagaXqlmHbw", "text": "Cheap, good, and DEh-Lih-SEE-yUs.\n\nfresh, hot naan here for miles.\nserve yaself, clean up after yaself...pretty simple.\n\nOh yeah, and I got my new Doorie tip here...good band.\n(after, went to Rasputin and got da CD)\n\nI got some potato something, i'm ignant...sorry.\nit was spicy, and good, and cheap...\nthis review got hecka redundant hecka quick\n\nwell look at da pic i posted...dat's wut i got", "stars": 3, "user_id": "AWuu8x1XaO7bV3zJGwyZjg", "date": "2007-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "Xy7vNdsuMrQieJO6efsknw", "text": "I am so f*cking embarrassed for bringing my non-indian friends here.Naan n Curry's buffet is the worst Indian meal I have had here in the US.I wish I could give them a negative star. \n\nI wish I could put a banner outside their restaurant that said, ' Don't get ripped off, Naan n Curry does not care about you, there is nothing authentic abt their food.All you are going to end up with is an upset tummy'\n\nThe buffet here costs 8.99 which is a dollar more than at Punjabi by nature which is million times better w.r.t the quality of food and the diverse spread of the buffet. Just walk a block away and 'house of curries' smells of good fresh food and great ambiance.\n\nThe naan here is rubbery, all the veggie curries (only 3 options) alu palak, watery vegeteble korma and the dal were stale. I had heaped my plate with food and had to just stop eating after a few bites. The non vegetarian food - butter chicken had no chicken in it with the curry base being bland and the tandoori chicken was weird. The only saving grace were the raita and chai, but you can't feed hungry tired students with chai.\n\nWe ended up going to house of curries to satisfy our Indian cravings! I wish they close this horrible restaurant.\n\nIf you eat here, it only means you don't care and that's exactly what a bad restaurant wants to capitalize on!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "eUjJ0SDe6eBoZB7iKYifnw", "date": "2011-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SXg42GqvlRnfJUig56izcw", "text": "I came here with some Pakistani-Muslim UCB friends. It seemed like a very popular lunch and dinner spot. I know a lot of reviewers say it's not exactly a \"real\" enough Indian-Pakistani restaurant, but the food was still pretty tasty.\n\nI like that they have a location in San Francisco on O'Farrell St. that is open 24 hours, that's crazy! =D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ac54t2LhJmFcIR94kTWMnw", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MIQRmAQ2QpdwYnnY8YLi6g", "text": "Ah... i was worried for a moment that moving across the bay for college would destroy my habitual visits to Naan n Curry on Irving.  Alas my fears were put to rest when low and behold one was already on the same block as my dorm!  Praise be to the Chicken Tikki Masala gods for granting really good indian food at 2am when the munchies kick-in.  The people are just as cold and mean as in other Naan and Curries which is something I've come to expect so no biggie there.  The food is also pretty much the same fare:  Tasty sauces and little to no meat.  Order lots of rice and naan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "B0Q2YqU3zmFKwLsLVy3BZw", "date": "2007-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "PCpW0PvgyoL3RSmrsphg7w", "text": "Disappointing. I used to like this place a lot when I was a post-doc at Cal. But visiting last week, I stopped in and it just... wasn't as good.\n\nThe naan lacked flavor, the textures were really off with the curries, just didn't nail it. Bottom line: I think there are much better places to go for Indian food in the area, this place fell off...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "P3usQcIegPCl-cdH4IDirg", "date": "2011-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "U3uUXVAjV6R3Lp49h8_xSA", "text": "Eh... the mattar paneer was gross, the restaurant was eerily staffed. \nBut the aloo gobi was pretty good, and the naan was too. \nWhen I was eating it I thought that it would make me sick later on. It didn't though, so that's a plus. ha.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HhgIPUd0hNWSVA_SuL5Pcw", "date": "2008-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "O5yUzvSLUUMwA3j3O6A0kg", "text": "I've been eatting here for years, and the only thing keeping it from five stars is the people that work there.  The cashier is always cranky and condesending, and the bussers are creepy and never fail to hit on my friends and I.  They can also be rude to the males.  But they food is amazing and so affordable.  I went by myself yesterday between classes and spent four dollars and couldn't even finish everything.  The chicken tiki marsala is my favorite, but the eggplant curry is also good. My friends and I go there all the time when we're hungry and broke, and after brushing off the bad service and bad bussers, it's just decent food.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C5Z9aF7RAudlQysOINRZrw", "date": "2008-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Q3N604KWDziakfUdxo3CvQ", "text": "Naan N Curry . . . sigh.  Freezer burned seafood and bland lamb.  Sigh.  At least the place was cheap.  I suppose this is what you get at college towns.  Cheap and low quality food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "OE7LvvZiQgLmNacHJNg-KA", "date": "2012-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "S_KT9rzJpkxUPvEomZWxpg", "text": "Maybe it is because I'm a college student and can't afford more than $10 for dinner...\nOr maybe it is because they are open late and I usually don't eat dinner until around 10 pm...\nOr maybe even because the name of this place gets right to the heart of my craving/addiction...\n\nBut as far as I am concerned this place should be called Naan and Crack", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bQpbk4IJ65BtauSa0aLYEQ", "date": "2008-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "mSvu9U8hK1By2lqnS5XKsA", "text": "I love Naan N Curry so much I once made a palaak paneer pillow as a present for a fellow NNC-loving friend. Imagine: green felt fringe for the spinach and white POM POMS (!!!) for the cheese. Man. Now I kind of wish I had made another one to keep because I could be cuddling that palak paneer when I miss Naan N Curry most, and that would be quite often. And don't even get me started on the chicken tikka masala, which conceivably could make a nice afghan, but I would probably drool on it, and people tend to frown upon that.\n\nBut the naan! And the freeeeeee chai! And the eggplant!!!!!!!! Hold me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rkycWb53TaYk27F1POlsww", "date": "2008-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "54wK2Kf3w4oNmwE8J-zqyw", "text": "Naan N Curry is legendary for their great food and phenomenally cheap prices. Their chicken tikka masala (CTM) is one of the best around, and they also do a mean tandoori chicken, chana masala, and bengan bartha.\n\nThe only difference between this Naan N Curry and the rest are that the prices are about $1 less, and you have to pay before you eat. (Otherwise grubby hippies would eat and run.)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2007-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2VAVsaGutIpmfXEDaI-MmQ", "text": "For the money, you cannot go wrong. Their veggie dishes are in the $4-7 range, and with meat you're looking at $6-8. The dishes are oval and maybe 4 inches by 8 inches - so a good size. The naan is great, definitely worth getting extra to munch on well after you are too full to eat. \n\nThe very best thing about this place has to be unlimited chai. My god. I always walk away from there completely caffeinated because I can't get enough. Yum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-34NV3A5a5gcL-s8UH4KbA", "date": "2007-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IQjXcEdxO5aC73bfzlReKw", "text": "This was my 1st time at the Berkeley location, though I've tried Naan N Curry in SF a bunch of times.\n\nNice, big dining area.  We had a late lunch and not many people were dining at the time.\n\nWe got:\n\nAlu naan (stuffed w/ potatoes) $2 - it was pretty good.  Lots of mushy potatoes inside the regular naan.  Pretty good size.\n\nGarlic naan (stuffed w/ ground garlic) $2 - good, pretty good size.\n\nchicken tikka masala $6 - sweet sauce, chicken average in bite size pieces.  Portion on the small side.\n\nchicken palak (spinach cooked w/ chicken) $6 - it's spicy w/ 2 small chicken legs.  I liked it, portion on the small side.\n\nFREE Chai & Tap Water available, help yourself to it behind the salad bar & cashier, get plates, silverware, napkins yourself.  Order at the cashier, food is brought to the table.\n\nMy total was $8.70 for chicken palak & garlic naan.  We shared the dishes so I got to try all we ordered.  Credit cards taken.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "08mOpJRCpZe3D8UHszP4FA", "date": "2008-01-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "5lVL_uQ1XydjLktvXsQdKw", "text": "Naan... Curry... what more do you need!?\n\nTry the chicken vindaloo at full spicy!  You will snot out tears!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cY13seaZMGdhuGzIVzXW1A", "date": "2008-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ODO9_PToOM1BN62owt7I2Q", "text": "We were about to leave Yelp's Sunset showdown and took a recommendation from Oakland Yelper Rachel, she said this place would still be open and the food is great.  Specifically the chicken tikka masala, that's basically butter chicken with white meat. American peoples version of butter chicken, which should be done with dark meat.\n\nOn the drive over reviews looked iffy.  Who cares, it's in Berkeley and most likely I'll convince my party to hit up King Pin after wards.  It was a Sunday night so no late night closing, we were lucky to get in here just forty five minutes to close. \n\nOrdered three dishes and some garlic Naan.  I was surprised that dudes were making the Naan fresh from scratch and you can watch as they make it.  Chicken tikka masala was winner as was the paneer we received.  Tandoori lamb was pretty good as well.  For less than thirty bucks for the three of us, it was excellent stuff (as far as late night food goes) and the service was more than helpful.  \n\nSince this entire area is an student oriented town every single last detail to the restaurant is self serve.  Flatware, napkins, tea, water, it's almost like a cafeteria where you pay and then take care of yourself.  They were still running the buffet, but per reviews, unless you are a broke ass student, it should avoided and for us it was.\n\nYou know what's boring, peeps that say.. I am Indian and know what real Indian food is.  Dude.. look at the entree price, it's cheaper than usual pricing.  This is a \"hotel\", fast, cheap and decent food plain and simple.  I wouldn't use their website as a guide, it trumps up the food and place for no reason.  This is not a typical fine linen five star worthy place.  But it is a 4 star dive.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1xJwMqmvVXPwY7yEVQIc-A", "date": "2011-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "KkqWDWLmMDl6OuId-x-uRQ", "text": "Crap N Curry or Curry-N-a-Hurry is more appropriate because the food here tastes like Indian fast food (wtf?) crap and it'll make you Crap'N'Curry about an hour later. This place is also dirty, and you feel kinda sticky walking out. Self service for plates and cutlery.\n\nThe curry doesn't taste like authentic real curry because you can taste the pasty/powdery essence of the sauces they give you that's well-mixed with cream to deceive your taste buds.\n\nChicken Tikka Masala - some puny cubes of chicken which are actually dry despite the tidal wave of sauce they are drowned in\n\nPalak Paneer - well, it was supposed to be spinach and cheese, but it looked more like green poo and cheese =(, the paneer was all right, but the spinach was just disintegrated into green likeness of spinach\n\nAloo Gobi -  spicy curry cauliflower and potatoes - I like heat and this provided good heat for flavor, but a little too much \"AHHHH\" heat for no good reason =(, cauliflower and potatoes overcooked to a mushy texture (I see a trend here)\n\nDal - lentil dish that I expected to be flavorful, but was underwhelmed by its strictly... lentil taste - I guess it's supposed to be lentils, but that doesn't mean it should also be flavorful either...\n\nNaan - garlic, onion, whatever naan, it didn't really give me something to write home about but I guess if they managed to mess this up then I would be a sad panda", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "6tRmtsayGrKdcEccXV7zKQ", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nI've frequented Naan N Curry at least 8 times, half from MunchOnMe vouchers, and half for buffet trips. Oh buffets, what would I do without you? Well, I'd weigh 10 pounds less, probably.\n\nYou walk in to a very spacious, mellow room with high ceilings and a relaxed feel. To your left diagonal is the cashier, where you pay for your food. If you're here for the buffet ($9 with student ID), head to the back and get grubbin'. If you're here for individual entrees, they give you a number, and you take a seat.\n\nWater and free chai tea are in the back of the restaurant. They also have a sink outside the restroom for you to wash your hands! How nice!\n\nFood comes to you in about 6 - 8 minutes. The waiters aren't the most excited people in the world, but it's aite.\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nCHICKEN TIKKA MASALA:\n- Decently creamy sauce, and a fair amount of chicken. The chicken is sometimes dry.\n\nNAAN: [$1]\n- Very thick and fluffeh. Like a cloud of dough!\n\nBUFFET: [$9]\n- Things keep changing, so I'm just going to write about what I remember. They have your tandoori chicken (DRY), chicken tikka masala (STANDARD), and some veggies dishes (WHICH I DON'T EAT). There's your stack of naan (CLOUDS), along with a yogurt dessert (THE GOOD STUFF). To your right is a mini bar of sauces and toppings. And to your left is all the cups and plates you could ever wish for.\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nFairly consistent food at good prices. Also, it's close to campus! And they have MunchOnMe deals pretty often :3\n\nIf I were to rank the Indian places I've eaten at, it'd go:\n1) Currylicious (in Oakland)\n2) Indian Flavors Express\n3) Mount Everest Restaurant\n4) Shalimar\n5) Naan N' Curry\n6) House of Curries", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "Dfll6lfT63kcgTYIpajA6g", "text": "** I am a native of India who has eaten at every single Indian restaurant in Berkeley at least 3 times each, read the bottom of the review for my complete ranking list or look in my Yelp Lists ** \n\n** Begin Snobbery ** \n\nFor higher rated restaurants, my reviews are very thorough with lots of explanation. For inferior Indian offerings such as this place, I don't bother with elaboration. \n\n** End Snobbery **\n\nNo words can describe what I want to say. I'm dumbfounded. \n\n-- Entree Taste: 1/5\n\n-- Naan: 1/5 \n\n-- Price/Value: 1/5\n\nMost overpriced Indian buffet for what you get, ever.\n\n-- Service: 1/5 \n\n\n\n*********** RANKING LIST ****************************** **************\n\n-- I will keep updating this ranking list as I get time --\n\n1) Flavors of India / Kabab and Karahi (tie)\n2) Himalaya\n3) Punjabi By Nature\n4) Chaat Cafe\n5) Priya\n6) Viks (yeah, I know I'm going to get a lot of flak for this one, but it's true folks, severely overrated due to bandwagoning)\n\n7) Breads of India (OK, but overpriced)\n8) Biryani House\n8) Khana Peena (the one on Solano, a little better than the other one)\n9) Pasand (OK, but severely overpriced)\n10) House of Curries (College)\n11)  Kabana (Great food loses massive points for racially based treatment of customers)\n12) Tandoor Kitchen\n13) Khana Peena (the one on Shattuck, absolute trash, avoid) \n14) Indus Valley Restaurant (literally serves frozen vegetable curries)\n\n**Now if I called Khana Peena Shattuck trash, then you can imagine how the following are...yeah...these don't deserve to even be ranked**\n\nHouse of Curries (Durant)\nNaan N Curry", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LXSHSIkqsuwTRCxjyJurbA", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "eUVAW6RWAzvGD6ogjKJr2A", "text": "The first time I came here years ago, the cashier charged me for my meal twice because he realized I'd dozed out and forgot I paid him the first time. I didn't go back for awhile after I realized that.\n\nThen I went back and this is what I have to say.\n\nIf you ever want to get obese, DON\"T DO IT HERE. GO TO MCDONALDS, you'll be much more satisfied. This shit is PURE FAT, with NO TASTE. It's fucking disgusting. At least Mcdonalds has taste!  It makes me sad that people even go here. No wonder I was so lonely when I went to Berkeley.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "thY4tADfgZPJwySQmRkG9g", "date": "2008-06-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O24kuXdX-Bk34L1hEVbPcA", "text": "This place opened in the middle of my undergrad career and it changed my life...until I had real Indian food. It IS quick, I'll give it that, and has that chaotic, bare bones mess hall feel that is accidentally evocative of eateries actually located in India.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PKaRDtzLIO7BznR4HmMGLw", "date": "2011-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "7_NxGcp9P2AXXZokdeCdmw", "text": "Charles L. couldn't have said it better. It's curry in a hurry. Of all the times I've been here, I've only been mildly pleased, but never impressed. If you're looking for quality, head elsewhere. Otherwise, if you're looking for a simple meal just to fill your stomach, this place will suffice. Items of note:\n\nChicken Tikka Masala: I don't care what people say. I do not like this dish that much. It's more sauce than chicken and the chicken loses its taste from drowning in it.\n\nDal: It's a simple, cheap dish that is nothing special. I can make this at home.\n\nNaan: This is the one redeeming factor. I love the garlic naan here and the plain naan is good too, but only when it's freshly out of the kitchen.\n\nRice: I do like the rice here.\n\nChai: It's definitely more water than chai. Get the thick mango lassi instead.\n\nI finally tried the buffet here because I realize it's more cost efficient and you get to try more dishes. If you get 1 dish and a side of naan or rice to go with it, it'd come out to around $9 anyway.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "e89Tgur5jsLsMzcPQSjufw", "text": "Shortly after arriving in the Yay Area after a several-year hiatus, I headed up to Berkeley to hang out with my friend in Rockridge.  We then took a tour of Berkeley.  \n\nIt was lunch time, and we wanted to get something quick.  I'm from the boonies, so I was up for anything out of the ordinary---so, when I saw an Indian restaurant we had to go.  \n\nMade it here and went for the lunch buffet.  The chicken tikka masala was awite.  The curry I had was ho-hum-dee-hum.  What can ya say, it was cheap.  If I was in the mood to gorge, I woulda totally taken advantage of the food overload, but on this day, I only felt like about a plate and a half.\n\nIt was fairly priced, but the food didn't do it for me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "X8XtoFBoAiHrw3rZ4v8cRQ", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 7, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "h0P0PiZNh5NuemeUyrTlDA", "text": "My friend loves this place and I must say this review is basically for their prices because I dislike most curried food.\n\nI ended up getting the Naan Bread with butter for one dollar exactly, and it was HUGE. A massive two pieces the size of pizzas. The butter flavor was subtle and lost after the first half of piece number one.\n\nI dipped it in my friend's dishes sauce, but the sauce was so spicy after the second dip or so I gave up and grabbed a water.\n\nSo yes, Plus 5 stars for cheap as heck, butter bread, but minus 3 stars for not changing my mind about Indian food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hcGgZ4PbKcM3K1clw7tEGA", "date": "2009-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "cocKHlbvkOva-5HOicf20w", "text": "I would avoid this restaurant at all costs.  I feel the need for a tetanus shot after having lunch here.  They use the worst quality lamb the can find and don't even take the time to trim the fat.   All of the curries were covered in a pool of oil.  The restaurant is just filthy, I feel bad for the employees who have to use it regularly, I just held it until I got back to the office.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "nQ_J8s8oW3HzgQNE0HxrEA", "date": "2010-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "xtyK6kDA4A2ASCVuU2vH7A", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 7, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "l2QavgkONtZivK3sFAw00Q", "text": "---BUFFET REVIEW ONLY---\n\nKeep in mind that Naan N Curry probably doesn't make the most authentic Indian food, but their newly (to me) introduced buffet is a pretty good deal if you're hungry and need a curry fix.  For what you would normally pay for a single dish, you can get yourself unlimited chicken tika masala, lamb and spinach, lentils (there are about 3 other dishes that I can't remember), rice pudding, naan, rice, and of course hot chai.  I'm unaware if they rotate dishes everyday, but that's what they offered the night we went.  Not too shabby for $7.99.  Buffet specials run daily from 11:30-2:30 and 6:30-9:30.  \n\nLet's talk food:\n- All the dishes are pretty standard.  My favorite is the chicken tika masala - Naan N Curry makes a decent version, but again, probably not the most authentic.  I enjoyed the lentils and the other vegetable dish that they served, but the lamb and spinach didn't quite do it for me.  It was obvious that the naan was not prepared fresh.  It was a bit dense, lacking the crispy bubbles and the fluffiness that makes naan so deliciously fun to eat.     \n\nIt's pretty much self-serve, especially if you're getting the buffet.  You're required to gather all your dishes, utensils, cups, and libations.  Staff is not rude, but not particularly friendly.\n\nIf you're looking for AYCE Indian fare on the cheap, Naan N Curry is your one-stop shop.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pDMXTWofWI_DtBi2QGrQog", "date": "2009-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9nmtZa1hYHhfF-4I2eOebA", "text": "Came here on a monday night for dinner. Ordered the jumbo burrito, which was big and good and cheap. The food came fast. Only issue was when we ordered a pitcher of margaritas. I was almost done with my giant sized burrito by the time the pitcher arrived. And I ordered it to be blended, but it came with chunks of ice. The slow service actually dropped the rating 2 stars, so you can see the aggravation for waiting, and waiting for something horrible. Cute waitress though", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9ZwOwKXXvDnt3Zleahessg", "text": "Mario's La Fiesta was a great family restaurant. Their super burritos were amazingly delicious. You definitely felt comforted and excited as you walked in. \n\nHowever, sadly, the owners retired to hang out more often with their grandchildren, which is amazing and cute.\n\nBUT I LOST MY FAVORITE MEXICAN RESTAURANT IN THE PROCESS! NOT COOL. PERIOD.\n\nSorry grandchildren, but we need yo grandparents back. \n\nRemy's isn't bad. It just promotes the culture of bad Mexican food in Berkeley, that's all. It also encourages that silly socal-itude of you Norcal-ers don't know how to make a burrito or a taco. Sad.\n\nPrices have been raised by a $1 for everything, which wouldn't be so bad, except that the food just doesn't taste as amazing. For chile verde, I don't mind spicy, but when I see green sauce, I want it to taste green, not spicy like any other sauce, but green. Plus the pork wasn't as tender. I love me some delicious chile verde, but it's not a perfect burrito without that tender pork, that just falls apart in your mouth.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "MT-C1GLOFo8brllzCVZhVg", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "csXBLjxCeNwqdg7iRXhRyA", "text": "Ordered supreme chicken burrito with no beans. I was able to eat it but I would rather walk a few blocks down and get a good burrito from Gordo's. The place was deceivingly bigger in the inside than expected and it was nice that the waitress immediately brought us chips and salsa without charge (the way it should be!) :) They have 3 flat screens, all with no sound but it seems like a good place to go watch a game. Wouldn't go back though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xox2oOfYy61UT0b0eLgI1A", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D-LN5SaEknPmYOzJeKaFwA", "text": "Berkeley has lost a piece of its culinary history with the loss of Mario's...\nRemy's is the new incarnation of Mario's La Fiesta which I used to eat at very regularly.  I went here the other day deciding to give the new place a try, it was disheartening. \n\nAs others have mentioned, the menu is completely different, the variety of delicious table top salsas is gone, the wonderful soup that accompanied any combination plate is gone, the combinations in general are gone and the cooking is not as good under the new management.  As of yesterday, they did not have fountain soda so don't expect any refills. \n\nOther changes include the removal of the children's artwork display.  Now there is an ugly, out of place looking bar there, a flat screen tv above the entrance and in general a lot of the character of the place seems to have disappeared.  \n\nI know this place has been around for a very long time and many, many people have found coming back to Mario's a requirement for return visits to Berkeley.  Unfortunately, that's gone.  At least we have the memories :-)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vRESPVoksQhAX5jjtufanw", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "edolgQqDQwHgoMdUuqvKiA", "text": "Like so many here, I mourn the passing of La Fiesta, but honestly, I was anxious to support Remy's as their heir apparent.  I like that the place looks the same, with that great furniture and decor. The first time I ate there post-Mario, they served us two salsas, both very good, hot crunchy tortilla chips, and the flautas (my all-time favorite La Fiesta dish) were pretty similar to Mario's. Alas, each subsequent visit seemed to be another spiral down the tube. I ate there for what will be the last time on Sunday evening:  the one salsa served was nasty, looking and tasting like the bottom of your sink after you've prepared some onions and tomatoes and something vaguely green for another dish. The chips were paper thin and flavorless, clearly no longer made in-house. The flautas were a travesty. Cardboard tasting tortillas, one filled with processed-tasting cheese that doesn't really melt so much as it just gets mushy, the other featured something that was supposed to be chicken but smelled and looked more like Purina Fancy Feast, and both were coated with a watery, tasteless guacamole. Ugh. Not fit for the compost heap. Only the Dos Equis was the same as in the once great Las Fiesta. I well understand Mario wanting to retire and his family not wanting to carry on, but whoever the current owners are they ought to be run out of town for taking over a great institution and turning it into a rip-off establishment.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "h3uP6uH2uSIPGAgJ5CFg2Q", "date": "2011-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gjp5CXFHwf6nNAYBf1iyyQ", "text": "I return to Remy's over and over again because the food is good, the servers are excellent (always making sure we have enough chips and salsa, making suggestions  when we're unsure of what we want, timely service). Always leave satisfied when I go to Remy's.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z_R_F8iUcu9Ji1xoacO-6A", "date": "2012-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IahNMYP2Gupi0NfXVlxMhQ", "text": "I was a longtime (20 yrs) patron of Mario La Fiesta, the restaurant which preceded Remy's. That restaurant had the best flautas, salsas, and tacos. La Fiesta closed down (according to Mario himself) due to lack of business at the current site (now Remys). If you are going to judge Remys you must judge it in its own regard, not looking at La Fiesta. I tried the flautas and they seem quite tasteless, compared to other restaurants. The meat is seasoned with some flavor which does not really enchant me. The same goes for the ground beef tacos. The salsa is an uber-chunky one which is very so-so.\nIf you live in the area Remys is certainly worth trying to develop your own opinion. I think most La Fiesta patrons will be disappointed. I prefer El Burro and El Patio(Fremont). I do not plan on coming back to Remys, unlike my frequent trips to La Fiesta.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "g_K24jGBKilehwErk76VxA", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jJJyDZOX00oJv_5d9Vm6MA", "text": "Man, I used to love this place, but now that it's \"Remy's\" it seems to have lost something. The guacamole was rancid and I think the prices went up. Bean and cheese burrito plus guacamole = $10!!!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VQoFQ8225ZeSplagU0nE4g", "date": "2011-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mVoFJPdgZ5_r0kWhXKzCgQ", "text": "Wow... just utterly terrible. Disappointing in pretty much every way possible.\nWent here for Cinco de Mayo with a couple friends.. expecting to be coming to Mario's for their amazing quac, sangria and food! Come to find it has closed down and become \"Remy's\"... we were disappointed, but figured what the hell, may as well give it a shot. \nLet me break it down for you...\n\nMenu:\ncompletely changed, and has very limited OVERPRICED options\n\nService: \nabsolutely terrible! i don't think i can't remember the last time i left that low of a tip. There were a handful of waitresses working and it was not very crowded, yet they somehow managed to take foreverrrr or just forget in general to do basic things such as get us water, napkins etc (i finally went and got them myself).  AND to top it all off, we were not even close to being finished with our meal and the waitress slams the bill down on our table.. talk about rude. \n\nFood:\nThe guacamole was flavorless, watery, and probably 75% tomatoes.\nI ordered stead fajitas that came out COLD, dry and flavorless.\nMy friends that i went with hated their food as well. \n\nBooze:\nNo sangria :(\nThe margaritas were the only decent thing about the entire meal. Thank god we all got a little buzzed.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "TVPzKHwPVsk_H-s7TYsWZw", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-NJhbiUhLQLakmhZ6NyACw", "text": "TERRIBLE FOOD!!!!!! Went looking for Mario's and found out that they retired and this place now has a new owner. We wanted to give it a try and was hoping to find the same wonderful food! However what a disappointment. The food tasted like it was prepared with rancid oil! The salsas and the soups are gone! The entire ambiance has changed. We will never return and do not recommend this place. Miss the old Mario's, hope they enjoy their retirement!!!!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "tgJ1fbtIWdqioNZsLTNN2g", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "on6A7X70mTt38jX5V1Sr7A", "text": "I never review a restaurant when it first opens. You've got to give them time to work out some of the issues that will naturally come up.  The first thing I noticed about Remy's is how nice the wait staff is.  The food was in some cases exactly like Mario's and in a few cases entirely different.  The Burritos, in particular, are excellent.  I have not gone through the entire menu, but I see no reason not to try.  They have a good selection of bottled beers, and the prices are reasonable on both the beer and the food.  The actual restaurant is specious, clean and laid out very well.  Since I've gone there numerous times now I can safely say that I would go there again and have no  problem recommending Remy's to my friends.\n\nIf there was anything I might regret it would be no longer getting the soup\nwith a plate.  But that will not stop me from eating at Remy's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pWYMHWHIN_DT-WMMEFhQBg", "date": "2011-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OnxZH1U_wbjQrPigiAsQVg", "text": "Mario's was a great restaurant. Remy's is everything Mario's wasn't.\n\nRemy's has bland, commercial salsa. It tastes like the salsa you could expect from any commercial chain restaurant like El Torito or Jose's. It's made of pureed tomato sauce, garlic, and cilantro. There isn't the spicy kick Mario's used to have with its two salsas.\n\nRemy's tries too hard to be cool and attract younger people, so it's more of a bar than a restaurant. The food is overpriced (everything is more expensive than Mario's charged), and it's NOT WORTH IT. Don't bother paying extra for rice and beans. I took one bite of the refried beans and knew instantly that they were from a can. I could even name the brand because of how overly salty and unimpressive they were. I was disgusted. Any restaurant that serves canned refried beans is NOT authentic, and it sends a serious flag about the quality of food you'll be eating. Beans are such a staple to Mexican cuisine that using canned beans sinks a whole meal--burritos, nachos, tortas.\n\nI was honestly hoping for good food, but then Remy's just sort of poops on all your hopes, throws it on a plate, and serves it to you--and charges you extra. I ordered a torta, but once the beans were canned, I knew it wasn't a good sign. The flavor wasn't there. I felt like I were eating some wanna-be Mexican torta made at a Safeway Deli.\n\nMy boyfriend ordered the nachos. The really sad thing? The nachos at Raleigh's, a pub, are better. \n\nForget this place. It's bad. Simply awful. Both of us vowed to never go back after that experience. Canned refried beans at any Mexican restaurant are unforgivable. Don't waste your money.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "kH2thQh6SEIXSW3QYLOXDA", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U6dmLD3POaTEeiPCQlmg3Q", "text": "I haven't seen all too many Mexican restaurants around the UC Berkeley campus so Remy's seemed a good bet to satisfy my Mexican food craving. I ordered the traditional burrito with carne asada, black beans, rice and cheese. Overall the burrito was just average. It lacked a distinct flavor as all the elements inside seemed to just mush together rather than compliment each other. I found myself adding the salsa that came with the chips to give some extra flavor to it. I'll give this place two stars because the waitress was really friendly, and almost everything on the menu is wicked cheap. My group and I had a good time but it wasn't because of the food.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ScIkaBZklernRiUSfJA_Hw", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ufuOHZjtOzeMSlzFrbC54Q", "text": "The restaurant looks cute and there is a nice patio area. That is the only nice thing I can say about this sorry, so-called Mexican Restaurant. My combination lunch consisted of the following: a mound of shredded lettuce (that's it) for \"salad\", a watery, soggy blob of batter sitting in a puddle of water with a teaspoon of watery red sauce on top for a \"chile relleno\" and a lukewarm \"taco\" with bland, pale, grey colored ground beef, the same shredded lettuce, and some weird grated cheese. Once I ordered, the food came right away-MICROWAVED, frozen food, say you?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "SBpbeQgD9GxXVEsLLD-E-Q", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YxzbWvpO58r6t59OHH82rQ", "text": "I've been here twice....and both times they were just meh. \n\nFirst visit: I ordered the flautas...and they tasted bland.\n\nSecond visit: I came for $2 tacos and horchata. The tacos were a decent size, but they were bland (what a surprise). I was hoping the horchata would make up for it...but alas, it definitely tasted watered down.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ouMxQRZDyS0BDNbTSJdo_Q", "date": "2012-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9tkK8m9sOnsIhvWPlgj09g", "text": "My friend and I went here today for dinner.  Friend ordered the carne asada tacos, and i ordered the shrimp burrito, with side of rice and refried beans.\n\nFriend ate beans and rice only because the 'carne asada' was not carne asade. It was like dehydrated flakes of dog meat  or dog food. I tasted it and it tasted very suspicious.  Like, not beef. I dont know. And there was no flavor or marinade on the meat at all.  We are both seasoned carne asada eaters but this was different and gross. We tried to eat just the taco shells only, but those tasted store-bought and also like they were cooked in month-old oil.\nFriend left both tacos on the plate without eating them.\n\nAs for my shrimp burrito (with rice and beans inside)... first of all the shrimp were pre-cooked SALAD SHRIMP.  Bay shrimp.  I order shrimp burritos all the time and have never ever ever ever had them made with salad shrimp.  And very few shrimp too.  You cant use prawns? Or even 21/30 shrimp? but salad shrimp??\n\nNext, one of my bites of burrito (where the refried beans were inside it) I chomped on a small piece of shattery something like glass in my teeth.  I spit it out into a napkin. Assuming it was a piece of glass, or maybe sand from the shrimp....?\n\nBut then I took a big bite of the side of refried beans, and again, chomped on an even bigger piece of glass.  I had to run to another table and grab extra napkins from it and spit out glass in the napkins then sat there rinsing the glass out of my mouth with my water and spitting it into another empty glass.\n\nGross huh?!  I know!  But i was not about to swallow glass. It definitely came from the refried beans.\n\nWaitress never came to our table, otherwise we would have told her about both of our dinners.\nBut in fact we had to go up to the bar and ask for our check because we had waited so long for the check.  Had to wait a long time to pay before we could leave (was not busy in there at all).\n\nThen someone else (manager?) came and took our plates.  Did they not notice my friends plate and 2 full tacos on it still?  And mine had spit-out food, mostly un-eaten burrito; and obviously food had been spit into a water glass?  I mean, obviously something was wrong with both of our dinners.... but they just took our plates away and took our money and didnt say a word.\n\nI'm still freaked out over what the shattery glass was in my teeth or whatever. It was like small-pebble sized and glass like.  Two of them, and both came from the refried beans.\n\nWould have been nice to have had a waitress who checked on us, so that we could have told her there was something majorly wrong with both of our dinners.\n\nWe vowed not to go back again ever.  An hour later, after getting home, we were both hungry because we never did actually eat enough for it to be 'dinner'.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "J8Oz0oYlyizyn_F7xqehYg", "date": "2012-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CKBHCCcq7eWm1w0TPCBtIg", "text": "Awesome, beautiful restaurant however they NO longer have bottomless MIMOSAS", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xmaVpCPSVX9ywibWgGHLSw", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "m_fhdyYbY6hWjhiv7V_Juw", "text": "Went here for Cinco de Mayo for the first time and I was pleasantly surprised. Got a burrito with the Mexican marinated Tofu and it was actually really good! Tofu in a burrito was a little bit different, but in a good way. Got a pitcher of their raspberry margarita's which were good but then they also gave us a free pitcher of strawberry margarita's because they messed up someone else's order and those were awesome! Getting a free pitcher can pretty honestly make me feel positive towards a lot of places but the food was actually good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ROLxfijXdjd0_GgbW7ILjw", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "As1qXlgeIZeKIaRCrIiP2g", "text": "Being a life long mexican food fanatic, I always search for the absolute best restaurant whenever I relocate to a new area. Remy's is just f*cking amazing... Definitely the most authentic and best tasting mexican food to be found in Berkeley. Their items are all delicious and their helpings are very generous!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FENmgcLRXckFiOAg5r1FHg", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kN39vRFhpq3uWMIRrdCWKA", "text": "Remy's is now what Mario's used to be after the founding owners retired. It's still a family owned business and there are regulars who hang out at the bar here. That's what I like about it. Even though it's in a location that is not as visible as their last location, it has more seating and an outdoor patio. The food is just the same. It's overpriced, but not if you consider the gigantic portions. The burritos are loaded with guacamole and sour cream. There are two kinds of masas, one of blue corn and one of yellow corn. Many of the items here come atop a mountain of shredded cabbage, which is perfect if you want something to calm the fire. There are two complimentary salsas that come with corn tortilla chips, both are pretty spicy, I must say. The salsas and chips are unlimited. The agua frescas are only $2 for a pint. The service is just a little bit slow, but definitely very friendly.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q_mD2BgSx8rb_SJz49bsSg", "text": "I love this place!  Whenever I am craving Mexican, I immediately want to come here.  Their grilled burritos are awesome (and cheap!).  I'm always looking for an excuse to be in their neighborhood and drop in for some delicious food :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T0Musj7q_L4w5OsdYV6Qig", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t5z6kdQMTGzYK24ebwVmbA", "text": "Used to be a huge fan of La Fiesta for over 30 years. Went at least 2x / week. Were so bummed that it closed, and went to new place in first opening week.  Read some Yelp reviews from a couple of haters in September, and we had not been back until October. But after two thumbs up from the awesome dad / son team at Lhasa Karnak, we tried it again.\n\nWow! The new Remy's rocks!  Been there 3x now and going again today. I got Huevos Rancheros and it was nearly identical to old La Fiesta, thank you! Wifey is a vegetarian and got something old La Fiesta never would have dreamed of:  Portobello burrito and it was huge & tasty. Thought it could never be true, but Remy's equals and in some ways surpasses old La Fiesta: seafood, shrimp, fajitas, lots of veggie options and about 10 beers ON TAP!  You can't go back, and Mario and Rosalinda are the kindest people anywhere, but please visit Remy's - they are trying new things and rocking it. Plus big screens for soccer and sports.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "leh62HAeH6B9hyJjMCi_fw", "date": "2011-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u4OjFTvMi_ERP-uDcKmkHQ", "text": "I've eaten at la fiesta, mario's, and now here -- all times i've been to Remy's i've enjoyed all of my food, had good chips and salsa, and haven't had any complaints about service at all. they also have a big selection of cold beers, bottomless mimosas on the weekend, and big margaritas :) :) i love the burritos, fish tacos, and enchiladas so far -- \n\nI wasn't going to say anything, but sorry i'm not sorry to all the hyper emotional and sensitive people who probably caught Remy's on a bad day, ever heard of letting a new business figure out the kinks?\nThis isn't some corporate, big chain restaurant where things go streamlined out of a handbook, which our city should be appreciative of. I'm really impressed by all the food critics who are dining on telegraph, looking for things to nit pick -- They are doing a fantastic job regardless of trying to adapt a new restaurant into an already established restaurant space, with everything already designed and customer expectations of free soup and whatnot.  Go get a dozen mimosas, and two fish tacos while you're at it, and take a couple of deep breaths. Everything is going to be okay.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9aOclNEWCLPGTzk5VwttIQ", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WxigkXFI7jhgKFWtRDZ3OQ", "text": "I went here this past Taco Tuesday with friends.\n$2 tacos and $3 pints--not bad.\n\nWe were quickly seated in a middle area which perfectly fit the 6 of us. We were given menus, and the waitress quickly rushed off without offering to take our drink order.\n\nThis was my first time eating here, so I quickly opened the menu.\nThe tacos here are a lot bigger than what you expect at a typical Taco Tuesday event.\nThey have a large selection for tacos which include:\n\npollo asado\ncarne asada\nshrimp\nfish\nal pastor\nmushrooms\n\nIt took the waitress a good 10 minutes to return to get our drink orders, and another 10 minutes to return with chips, salsa, and the offer to finally take our orders.\n\nThe chips were crazy salty! There was a thick layer of salt covering the majority of the chips in the basket so we spent some time dusting it off. Perhaps they were from the bottom of the bin/bag. Moreover, the chips were cold which made them less appetizing.\n\nI ordered 4 tacos (2 al pastor, 2 shrimp) and a pint of Fat Tire.\nHere at Remy's, they give you the option of soft or crunchy tacos. I got mine crunchy style.\n\nA good 15 minutes later our tacos arrived. However, tell me why only 2 of the plates came with salsa and the other 4 the salsa was undoubtedly absent. The waitress ran off too quickly for us to even ask for more. Remy's was not that busy and there were definitely points where I caught the waitress walking slowly, trying to make themselves busy, or just absent-mindedly wandering among the tables not noticing what customers needed.\n\nWhat Remy's needs is a change in pace and a good customer service development day for some of it's employees. Mexican food, especially tacos, does not take that long to make.\n\nI could eat here again, but Remy's you need to step up your game.\n\nUntil next time, happy eating!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vZ0rooiDvD7R_mkc3Clp5A", "date": "2012-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6-FCIpTdZ9_T5LdFAe5LUA", "text": "Football Monday!\n\nCame here after the Bears smashed a team in football so it was like 30% off. \nLiterally paid like 3 bucks for a pretty decent grilled burrito\nThey have some pretty awesome deals and two of my floormates work here as waitresses. Nice cozy environment", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OpqsyFthVPRaQJmrm9xQ-w", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DU7-cI1fo_oRS6dTL1cCXA", "text": "Remy's is just what we were looking for:  a neighborhood hangout with great food and drinks.  \nOur favorites:  the grilled shrimp tacos, enchiladas, burritos, huevos rancheros, yum!\n\nThey have great decor - stucco and painted tiles, wood beams.  a fabulous wood bar with comfortable bar stools, a ton of great beers on tap (lagunitas, anchor steam, blue moon, ah, my husband would remember more beer names than I can, sorry!), sangria, margaritas, mojitos, and more.  they also have unlimited mimosas on the weekends for $10.  so much fun. \n\nWe love to come here to watch a Cal or pro football game or just to hang out with the excellent staff who are all very friendly.  They always have consistently great service.  \n\nThere's a good mix of authentic Mexican dishes, as well as the \n\nCheck out the patio seating, too.  Oh wait, save us a table!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ppfgzZ0gziIxq-GScsRBdQ", "date": "2011-11-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "E8qz-CDLrnw42IPXzNCHSg", "text": "My husband and I have been looking for \"real\" Mexican food since we moved from San Diego!  We found it!  They use the right tortillas, the refried beans taste the way they are supposed to!  We are so happy!  After a one year dry spell of shitty imitation Mexican, we finally feel at home.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "csAHuUxmtrdAdivVTkcdPg", "date": "2012-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "q2Ox5YJVYXZZPM9Ng3CBKQ", "text": "I'd say the re-incarnation of Mario's as Remy's is hitting it's stride now by faithfully reproducing some of Mario's classics - so I'm upping my rating to four stars. The salsa I had today for lunch was fresh, chunky, and with the beautiful heat balance that I remember fondly from the previous location. I regret the lack of two different salsas on the table,  one chunky and medium hot, the other smooth and super hot. The soup was 'spot on' in flavor to the old recipe that I've enjoyed there for 30 years - I beg Remy's not to stray from that soup recipe. It's a fantastic Berkeley culinary touchstone and will draw me back for more regular meals at Remy's as long as it's maintained.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vkD3RLOcXKO8KyFIKqZw7A", "date": "2012-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WGm8PS3kc0z-G59NnrmO7w", "text": "Typical cheap mexican food. Almost everything here's pretty meh..\nI mainly come for cheap booze. $3 pints on Tuesday, $3.50 margaritas on Thursday. They have good salsa and it comes complimentary with a basket of chips, which are perfect for drunchies. I've come for tacos a handful of times and the only one I find worth getting is the shrimp..though they've definitely been skimping on the shrimp lately.\n\nService is hit or miss..ranges from really good to really bad. \n\nIf you want really good mexican food, go to Cancun on Allston.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Tjg7Gs94swd-mJ_lbvSLzw", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hj04Yio-Bn5bA2tdKCJB5w", "text": "I hadn't been to Berkeley for 25 years or more, and asked a policeman were to eat and he pointed up the street to Remy's.\n\nThe outside was attractive and clean. The staff were friendly and I liked the atmosphere. I ordered the Super Burrito with carne asada, no sour cream or guacamole, but with pico de Gayo and red sauce on top. I had a coke and tortilla chips.\n\nThey gave me exactly as ordered a huge burrito with lettuce on the side. It was excellent like home cooking. The bill came to only $9.18 and I left a $2.00 tip.\n\nThe bathroom was clean and I liked the mission theme and Mexican photos on the walls.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UqM1WKMNQy260rDB1CRo3w", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3q5Rd_w0P6308tRP5dQFzA", "text": "I was surprised, I wasnt a fan of Mario's but this is pretty good. The carnitas wasnt too dry, the cheesesteak was surprisingly awesome, beers are 4$ a pint and they have a good selection plus some 2.50$ options.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "epWtME_vYhihmpB6UudQRA", "text": "Good Mexican food and impressive beer selection. I go there quite regularly and everytime I run into someone who either used towork or used to eat at raleigh's. Good people great atmosphere. Owner is great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-HgJZBnvJVSPPAmkZjlEGQ", "date": "2012-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "ZkKJXTXq5HAm17ja1F2LcA", "text": "Dankest Burritos in Town, and I've tried them all. Cancun has the best burritos overall, but this is the place to go for the diet breaking, stomach churning, cinco de mayo dancing, mariachi music bumping, mexican goodness all rolled up in a soft tortilla!\n\nOrder a Grilled Burrito w/\n-Al Pastor or Chorizo (not an option on the menu, but they will make it for you ;)\n-Get the refried beans\n-Add sour cream\n-Grab a Bohemia Beer!\n\nPrice is very good too. only $5.50 for the burrito and $4 for the imported Mexican beer!!!\n\nP.S. Peach Margarita are worth the embarrassment of ordering a girly drink!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2012-05-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "d2gfFUsU0rtS2ymEW6tkRQ", "text": "Came here on a lark, and I can't wait to go back.  I hate to admit it, but my meal here was heads above those at my usual Mexican food spot, Caf\u00e9 Durant.  And Remy's has sangria!  \n\nThe service was slow and the friendly staff apologized profusely, but sipping the sangria and snacking on thick chips with some sweet salsa in the cozy wooden booth, I really didn't mind.  The vibe at first is very family-friendly Cal-themed sports bar, definitely not home-y like my dear Caf\u00e9 Durant, but the high-backed benches do a lot to give you some privacy on a date.  Still, you never run out of things to look out at, and to listen to.  With a full restaurant and multiple TV sets on, the sound level rose a tad high on occasion.  And the room was never warm enough to warrant taking our coats off.  \n\nBut when the food finally came, oh man, was it good -- no, great!  And it was pretty darn cheap, too, considering we had to get a box to take some home.  This is an excellent place to eat on a budget when you're in the mood to slow down, spend some time, and appreciate real cooking.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "r2A0cnrMtB3AbgzJRZSF7w", "text": "Ok, so the service was a TAD slow, but when the food and drinks came, WHO CARED? Oh man, I was so impressed. 4 of us drank and ate ourselves silly for 50 bucks. I will be back over and over again. So good! Make sure to get their beer bloody mary. Michelada(sp?)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4HT4YWJhIW-mtwvfLQPrBg", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "M7wjHx4II3bsgylvsjio5w", "text": "People here are just haters, you gotta learn to let go of the old, and welcome the new; what's done is done, Mario's will not be coming back. All these people talk about it being overpriced, but damn, try living in the downtown area (in terms of food, it truly does suck being a student in the downtown area =/ ); for the amount of food you get at Remy's it's awesome.\n\nThat being said, I honestly think that Remy's is much better than Mario's, but do take that with a grain of salt, as the only thing I ever ordered at either place was the nachos. Remy's nachos are INCREDIBLE (much more so than Mario's), and the amount you get for the price is fantastic! I visit Remy's ATLEAST once a week with my roommates who also absolutely love their nachos. I've gotten mine with Al Pastor, Carnitas, and   Pollo Asado, my roommates always get Pollo (shredded) and Carne Asada. Their meat is so good!! And be sure to get em with black beans, for a while there, I ordered nachos with refried, which was great, but then I suddenly got curious and ordered them with black beans, and that just took it to a whole new level.\n\nThere is always that hit or miss factor, so be sure to try it a couple times before completely chucking it out the window.\n\nThe only thing I would complain about is the fact that they ALWAYS have a different salsa (in the beginning when they give you chips and salsa) which might be cool for a lot of people, but I really hate how sometimes its a salsa thats craaaaazzzyyy good and then the next time I go, I'm all excited to have the salsa again, and it's something mediocre. oh, well, get the fuck over it, right?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nNJ34NJhE7n2sFxqK9zDSQ", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "aWp9sY0zysk4NTMfnh90aA", "text": "Remy's is a great new Mexican restaurant in Berkeley, just off Telegraph near the Cal campus.  The menu is full of authentic, tasty Mexican dishes and they have a extensive beer list (full of hard to find Mexican beer).\n\nOn my first trip, I had the green mole chicken dish.  I am a huge mole fan and judge the quality of a Mexican restaurant by their mole.  This item did not disappoint... full of unique flavors and spices.  I had never had a *green* mole before and was very happy with my choice.  Remy's also uses high quality chicken and isn't trying to bury bad meat with over-powering sauce.  The green mole had a great mix of different ingredients and spices and will soon be a favorite item coming out of the kitchen.\n\nAs a side dish, I also had some black beans with bacon.  Somewhat basic, but it tasted really good and there was a healthy volume of thick bacon in there.  Was a great add on to the meal.\n\nRemy's is located in Mario's old location, familiar to many folks in Berkeley, just up from Telegraph on Haste Street.  I've been told that the menu will soon be expanding from its initial form, to include even more traditional Mexican recipes.  \n\nSimply put, this is not another Chevy's or \"choose your combo\" Mexican fast food place.  Remy's is a high-quality, authentic, friendly Mexican restaurant that you'll grow to love as much as I already do!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2P7Yit5zryswJityGLVH-g", "date": "2011-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXKl1x_LNBxWNZJgS8J39g", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 4, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "9OaWe3GVzlzh8LrYxAojig", "text": "I'm a fan of \"mediocre Mexican food\" as we typically have it in restaurants here in California, and Remy's is good in that category for sure. Glad it's here, and on a recent sunny Saturday we were able to sit outside while sports fans were inside at the bar watching tv 'n drinking. \n\nOn our first visit I had a non-Mexican entree, a Mexi/Philly cheesesteak. It was darned good except for the spicy mayo (i asked for non-spicy but that request got lost somewhere) being a tad too hot and some of the meat being unchewable. But the flavors were fantastic as was the roll it was served on, so we can overlook the deficiencies. \n\nWe'll be back!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Syt_iQqW_c9T2_lrvsddqQ", "date": "2012-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B6IRIDYbac8CTqdVGnFQXg", "text": "Below average Pad Thai with tough shrimp and sullen service are a dynamic duo of dealbreak.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BOZHAbm6LXSCTgd-8KRYaw", "text": "The best place in that quite-creepy Northside Asian Ghetto. Much more quiet and less creepy thant the other part since it's the only restaurant in the lower level. The outside tables are almost cool to stay sitted for a while (not that much outside sitting area around campus).\n\nThe food is OK. Decent selection of classic ready-to-go thai food. The collection of classics to order is also here: Pad-Thai, Pad Se-Ew, Curries... Nothing astonishing but good enough for the price.\n\nSame selection and prices that Jasmine Thai on Euclid but the outside seating is a plus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Kvv0MGvA7UUqvDMjERMKLQ", "date": "2010-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-CEb2YVauBHYnXNfKAzStg", "text": "Mmmm curries! Loved this place for the very quick meals and the ability to get a few curries haha. I used to get the beef and the chicken curry and mix bits of it with my rice. GOOD STUFF!\n\nWouldn't say there's a whole lot in terms of service, ambiance, etc etc but... as an undergrad, the place was great! =)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QF4DNvII6tRDI0mDj9ecBQ", "date": "2010-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LKcd3q8TXgiPq7URX3ZZHQ", "text": "I wonder why no one has reviewed this yet. It seems busy during weekday lunches.  They have great lunch specials and provide hefty amounts of each item.  I appreciate the little salad, even if it only has one prawn.  I walked by someones fresh pad se ew and it smelled so good. I'll come back for sure to their list of specials, including crispy duck and crispy chicken.  There is even a variety of vegetarian and seafood specials.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mLK9g-X-ZZ2nF7nwg5nrLw", "text": "This place was better than I thought. I actually couldn't decide on what to get from the menu. I wanted to get a curry dish. For me, I need to know if I would be a repeat customer, based on either the pad thai or pad see ew, since these are the default dishes. So I ordered the pad see ew and was pleasantly surprised. It was good, Even took the leftovers home, so the portions were big. I wish I would have gotten a thai iced tea, but next time. I think I discovered a new lunch spot for myself.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2011-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qYo_Z9oxavA7ybv5TzDzkg", "text": "Amazing broad menu...\n\nI had Ped Yang Roasted Duck with Spinach over rice, for $7.25 for lunch! \n\nDing! Ding! Ding!\n\nAnd $2 for Thai Ice Tea (which really should never cost more than that!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gIFaKRi0tCUgywkZWBX4xw", "date": "2011-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RBxxNJSWjN0oH__s7RWpSw", "text": "The forgotten member of the northside asian ghetto family - tucked below on street level.  Not the most spectacular Thai, but for speed, convenience, and taste, it'll do the trick.\n\nWhen I first discovered it, it wasn't mealtime so I picked up a thai iced tea.  Good as any I've had.\n\nLater had a pad kee mow for dinner.  Was freshly cooked when I ordered it, and took less than 5 minutes.  At quaint Thai places, I'm often left feeling like a dried-up sea sponge in the aftermath of overseasoning and over-MSG-ing (see my dismal Jasmine Thai review), but this was seasoned the way I like it - not too sweet, and not too salty.  The main shortcoming: way skimped on the number of \"prawns\".  But the overall portion was HUGE, so I was happy enough.\n\nSidenote - ChiangLai is a Chinese name, so you're obviously not getting 100% authentic Thai here.  But Thai cuisine is heavily influenced by Chinese cuisine, so I suppose it's fitting.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pRmwJ6jt3ClpH4JIaAF0yA", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "reD54jVADFtnJJYoidf1LQ", "text": "Coming in, I had really no idea what to expect. The first thing stands out about this place is how many freaking menus there are. Every wall you look at, there are at least two menus, most of which are erasable markerboards.\n\nSecondly, there doesn't seem to be one designated person working the front to take orders and take food out, just one lady who cooks and one other who does I don't know what, but she's usually not visible from the customer area.\n\nAfter you decide what to order, either from what seems to be the printed, permanent menu or from one of the specials boards, it takes a little while to get one of the two ladies' attention. The cook lady who took my order was nice, though.\n\nI ordered the Pad Woonsean (alternately spelled Phad Woon Sen, at least online) for $7.95 for dinner. It took about 15 minutes or so to come out, but like the other North Asian Ghetto places, they bring your food/utensils out to you and you can get your own tea and water.\n\nThe food itself was pretty good, not too oily compared to Thai Basil. It tasted pretty good, had a lot of ingredients (chicken, small shrimp, bell peppers, onions, thin noodles), and was brought together nicely by its sauce. It was enough portions-wise.\n\nThe sanitation was a little questionable. When bringing out my food, they put the eating utensils directly on the table, which didn't seem all that clean. But overall, this a solid place to eat if you're willing to wait a bit and deal with the presentation issues.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kdku0oS1WU6xU8K-c3hWzA", "date": "2009-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XzTOtW45VuD6jAweNio6Ug", "text": "I eat here a lot since I live practically next to it. This place can either be really good or just meh. It all depends on what time you go, what you order, and who cooks it.. The pad thai here really isn't that great at any time of day, but the crispy catfish more than makes up for it. If you come for dinner and the bigger lady cooks it for you, it's AMAZING. It's still good when the other lady makes it, just not the same.\n\nThe papaya salad is also really good. They have it on the menu with their BBQ meat stuff, but if you order papaya salad when they're not busy and get it as a full order (it's not on the menu as such, but you can still get it) it's the best papaya salad in Berkeley. They even add the little dried shrimp that a lot of other places don't seem to use. If you watch while they're making it, you can see the lady pounding the papaya in a giant antique mortar. \n\nRemember, the timing is crucial. If you come here when it's packed with students looking for anything cheap to shove into their mouths, you're not gonna get anything special. Go when it's deserted, which means basically after 3:00. The prices stay the same but the food is so much better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Oq6LUc4rANuNmOoF3oVm1w", "date": "2010-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Uecl8VIkYEAfOfRmSYNdaA", "text": "It's a travesty that there is no good Thai food on the northside of UC Berkeley.\n\nThe curry here is passable, but the Pad Thai has this funny aftertaste...a bit like the inside of a hose or something. ChiangLai is much better for dinner, when the prices don't change from lunch but they actually cook your food instead of serving you the pre-made stuff (you can order made-to-order food for lunch too, but they seem to discourage it because it takes a lot longer).\n\nThey do have a nice patio, which is less crazy then the upper part of the ghetto.\n\nI eat Thai food once a week or so, and this place is the closest to my office and my house...and I go here about once a semester.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6i85NJg8YL4jcK8kROrkVw", "date": "2010-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sM7y8i2ZYoRKPbGKQLiFDg", "text": "This Thai place is great for their red curry dishes!  I'm surprised that there's only 6 reviews for this place. I used to eat here when i went to Cal in '98-2000 timeframe. Back then, i would get the cheap combo meal from their pre-cooked food trays.  This past friday, hubby and i ordered off their menu.  True that the first 2 things we  tried to order, they didn't have the ingredients to make.  But once we hit available dishes, it was jackpot.  \n\nHubby ordered the Red Curry Crispy Catfish and it was delicious.  The catfish was fried to perfection and sauce  so tasty.  I ordered the duck and string bean meat combo.  I liked how they served the duck boneless and the other dish was very good as well.  Either I didn't remember how good the place was, or I used to scarf down the food too fast to go back to coding, but I'm real glad to have rediscovered this restaurant.\n\nNot open on the weekends.\n\nFood: 4.5 stars\nService: 2 (real slow  if you don't order from pre-made dishes)\nAmbiance: 2\nOverall: 3.75 stars", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4ftuoeacaUQ1EyiW_xt1QA", "date": "2010-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_sgZvWW1aGJORtrAJNmRAg", "text": "I eat here fairly often for lunch.  It satisfies my Thai craving.  I usually order the pad kee mao at Thai restaurants, but I don't here because I'm not too keen about the chicken (I am very particular about meat).  So, now I get the pad see ew.  It usually comes with meat or tofu, but, again, since I don't like their meat and I don't like Tofu, I just ask for extra broccoli.  Since it isn't from the hot trays, its freshly cooked and delicious (and only $5.50).\n\nThe serving size is nice.  When my colleagues orders the red curry, they always specify the \"bucket\".  If you don't specify the bucket, you'll get it from the hot trays.  For a couple bucks more, you get a bucket with enough red curry to last two meals :-)\n\nThe woman who works the front is very friendly.  Always has a big smile on her face.  It helps to call ahead your order if you aren't getting from the hot trays, because it can get pretty busy during lunch.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_dUFC3yYJLnZf1iF2_oqtQ", "date": "2008-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XXr7s62ZXeMT10GuxsVeyA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Zo8BgnVyxFKUkNfFK046kA", "text": "Evan's Thoughts\n\nIf I could I'd give this place 3 and a half stars but alas yelp does not have that option.  A little hole in the wall in the Hearst Food Court, this place surprised me.  I didn't have high hopes walking in due to to the odd location and the fact no one was there (usually a big uh-oh for restaurants).  But I was immediately impressed seeing the prices and the quality of the food.  $7 for good Thai food is almost impossible to find and the mountain of pineapple fried rice I got was spectacular.\n\nBottom Line:  Good thai food-affordable price-need I say more?\n\n****************************************************\nMadeleine's Thoughts\n\nThough I may not consider myself a Thai food fanatic, I know good pad thai when I eat it... and this pad thai was alright. I was just surprised by the MOUNTAIN of peanuts on top of it. Usually a sprinkling on top as a garnish is enough, but with a peanut oil on the noodles already, I felt like I belonged in a Charles Shultz comic strip about halfway through (oh, but the portions are HUGE so be prepared to split a dish or get a to-go box!). There is no bathroom in the restaurant (you gotta go upstairs), the two very sweet ladies in the kitchen were watching (what I believe was) a child getting his teeth removed on the television in the back, there is a very small drink selection but a large food selection, it's closed on weekends, it's hard to find, and it has tons of outdoor seating but not a large enough crowd to fill it.\n\nIt's typical college Thai food (hence the typical college \"3 stars\")... but don't college students have the right to awesome Thai food? Meesa says yes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZpnA9ZDunx6LwHIo7Gw8wg", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dLZ-zStSW5ODPquilM1lZQ", "text": "Taste: 3\nValue: 4\nService: 3\n\nCame here twice for drinks and tea. The lines aren't long, but I really wish they improved the atmosphere (ie: seats and tables). They also have some weird people inside since all the homeless people like congregating outside.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "etXYFjk-j3rQU-ny_7bCOw", "text": "This place is a Berkeley must-go. I wouldn't recommend it if you want to get work done or are looking for good coffee, but it has a very cool vibe. I love watching the people that go there -- hippies, vagrants, students, ... I also love listening to conversations nearby -- they're usually pretty intellectual.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uec6WaWrU249BksSMl_yNw", "date": "2012-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F8s0I9KQxUxfPmeysCxbrg", "text": "Liked it for the old-school atmosphere.  Laughed at all the wannabe intellectuals, both young and old, arguing about politics and math and whatever might make them seem superior to one another.  How very coffee-shop of them!  There were also creatively dressed teens, a few bums, and other assorted folks.  \n\nThe Starbucks crowd probably wouldn't enjoy this place, as like many old restaurants and coffee shops, it wasn't immaculate or made-over with the latest trends.  I didn't think there was anything particularly gross about the bathrooms.\n\nI can't really speak for the quality of the coffee, since I don't like coffee that much, but it was as good as any other I'd had.  I sat down to read a book and people watch, so I didn't get to try out the working atmosphere/connection.  It was a great place to do just that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pVJ3WrBmGRz4Lwbs0BYb0A", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KlrScdlm-9rtNo6aqrVqxw", "text": "I think it's really gross in there.  It looks like it hasn't been cleaned in way too long, which makes the thought of eating there really unappetizing bc i wouldn't trust the food.   The espresso I had there was burnt. And the bathrooms are really gross, probably bc homeless people seem to hang out in the cafe and therefore are using the bathroom.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "VuhFKKcgAUfoj4zQtuwh0A", "date": "2010-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LAGXKMLUEj7x5kQXsx-iLQ", "text": "I was hesitant of entering the place at first because of all the bums outside the door.  But then I walked into this old coffee shop and saw...more bums.  But there were also a bunch of hipsters, students, vagrants, and other type of people.\n\nI bought a coffee and went upstairs to get some studying done.  It's a pretty dark place save some natural light coming from the windows.  The tables are all gross and unstable.  The chairs are uncomfortable.  So why would I give this place four stars?  I dunno...I just liked the atmosphere.  There were a ton of different people, but everyone left you alone to get some studying done.  There was free wi-fi, which always helps.  The coffee itself wasn't too bad.  But the four stars is really because of the chill vibe of the place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Gc05l_cDfZ4uiqz05ZfNdg", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MR6I8OjNnHCOiVYVNELlYg", "text": "Enough with all the bums everywhere business, after all, it is Telegraph. \n\n A sign claims that the Latte was invented here- whether true or not, their lattes are delicious. I hate being a one-trick pony but I  always get the pesto panini because I've rarely ever come across a sandwich so delicious", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_0Y7f-W128nKTn7MlDWGgg", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VY-DrMgkfpr8mjWvuZECGg", "text": "Ok- so I've been coming back to this place every now and then and I have to re-update this just because I must have come during an amazing night of service in the past- because recently, it's been a real hit or miss with this cafe. Last week, it took them 20 minutes to make me a hot tea and hot chocolate to go.....don't even get me started on how long you have to wait for one egg and cheese sandwich...aaargh. If the Montana Gold tea wasn't so good, I wouldn't frequent this place much at all anymore save for a last resort in the midnight hours!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YCiIa96Nb4HOUTgdAW1mIg", "date": "2009-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZbxBRo7xAqnMU7wiNf-ySQ", "text": "This place makes me nostalgic :)\n\nI used to stay away from it cuz it looks really dingy, with bum sitting outside at all times. But once you try it out, it's got much of its own vibe/atmosphere. Not the most presentable cafes in Berkeley, but the service is good and the owner/employees are friendly.\n\nGood coffee & cookies--their sandwiches and breakfast are okay too.\nIt's supposed to be the first cafe to start lattes, so try it out least for the historical angle.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "So46aZ3y7zRl2VmFK35vCQ", "date": "2010-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zv4XNx-R9oBaxwOcQFRlKg", "text": "OMG!!! I am a food enthusiast and Joanna the cook (native Mexican) served at 7am New Year's Morning the best huevos rancheros I've ever had...EVERYTHING EVERYTHING FROM SCRATCH....the tomato salsa (with serranos, extra heavy, because I asked), home made frijoles enteros, and the eggs perfectly cooked but still runny...and you can go to the back counter while she cooks to give any good advice you might have for ingredients. The freshly-made-on-the spot salsa was so sweet and delicious I nearly swooned.  My dish was so good that my friend, also a food lover, went to the back to ask if she could have some salsa on her omelette too. (Joanna took the time to make it special for her while she waited at the counter 5 minutes, no charge). The coffee was fantastic....it was strong and black, with no bitterness, like Peet's and the Cheeseboard. The other items looked great and if the huevos were ANY indication of the quality, I will definitely make it a spot to hit when I'm out and about from SF.\n\nDid I mention the cost? My huevos for $7 and other huge omelette platter with pancakes and sausage for $8?  This is the best kept secret breakfast place and  I thank them so much for the quality, quantity and deliciousness of the food they serve. Hard to believe no one's mentioned the food out of all the sad reviews about the people hanging about there. I am not exaggerating about the uniqueness of the breakfast and I had a great window seat to check out unique Telegraph, too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FzDcAkyY-Lo3fj8uO8b6Iw", "date": "2012-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "zMcjE2uAWO7yMDV3Ci0idg", "text": "good latte.\n\nrandom bums walk in to check the time, which is weird, but then you realize you're on telegraph in berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bqc5sn-w1BAShMk0Z9GUBg", "date": "2010-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D5pFZQ6mTq3bsSniGWsWGw", "text": "A nice place to sit and read and enjoy a latte with coffee art =]", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fCSS67fWkOJC5V2wVKS0zA", "date": "2010-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q7eGyg0AT6j7odw4VI7n3A", "text": "Back in the day ( have no idea how it is now) this place struck me as pretty damn hard core. When I walked in, there were bums, vagrants, professors, tattoo artists, fortune tellers, chess players, dogs, and poets who had probably been friends with Jack Kerouac sitting inside and outside of this lofted, tiled space, eating, chatting, playing cards, talking to themselves, or just spacing out.\n\nThey had a mean slice of spinach pizza here. They didn't use the carelessly placed single leaves of baby spinach or the smothered blobs of greenish brown under the cheese. This was some serious spinach, sauteed to perfection and then incorporated securely into an ample supply of cheese on a nice thin crust. \n\nAt first, I felt like a real greenhorn in here, stepping up to bat at a counter controlled by an outwardly gruff dude. A while later, I became quite the regular, basking in the rays of natural sunlight and the balm of the eternal spring warming the shade indoors. There were a couple flies to swat away, always, but it was just a part of the environment. I never felt that my food was spoiled or risky in any way.\n\nLater, I adhered more to the other mainstays of pizza providers, because visiting the Mediterranean Cafe required a level of commitment to really just exist for a while in a pocket of nostalgia for the collective experience of anyone who's dwelled in this magical college town in the East Bay. But it means something that I couldn't bring myself to come here when I didn't feel like feeling anything.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PKaRDtzLIO7BznR4HmMGLw", "date": "2011-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "x-XYM7yiS8SMOAZ11DrKTw", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-pLDRwXLVJ0snJrsTvBnNw", "text": "I went to this cafe today in downtown Berkeley on Telegraph for the first time to try out their pannini's since I am now very fond of pannin's.  This cafe is order first then take a seat. Apparentally they serve a wide a variety of coffee, breakfast, lunch, salads, and pannini's.   Either they were understaffed when I went or there was just too many people.  Had to wait in line a few minutes, then waited a few more minutes until the guy at the register made the first customer's hot chocolate which took longer than I would have imagined.  Then FINALLY he acknowledged my presence that I was/ have been waiting to order  and I asked what was in their pannini's and he described most of it before a lady came to the register and told me the pesto was the best.  Of course I complained saying there was no meat in it and she was nice enough to say that they could put meat in it.  My husband and I ended up ordering the same pannini- turkey mediterranean.  We took a seat upstairs because all the seats were taken upstairs.  Although the lady did tell us she'd call out my name I didn't hear anyone.  So we waited and waited....From above I could see just the counter but not where they served food, so finally I asked my husband to look downstairs under us where we believed the food was being prepared (though I didn't see it on the way up) and sure enough our food was already ready (how long? I don't know).  \n\nThe paninni itself was ok- in that I would order and eat it again, not mouthwatering good but not crap etiher.  At first I couldn't taste the turkey because of the cheese but later I tasted it and it was delicious.  Other than that there were too many olives for me on one half of my pannini so  I dumped them out.  It would have been ok if they were all sliced olives, but some of them were not even sliced.  The panninni came with a salad which was nothing special.  \n\nAs usual in downtown Berkeley you get your mix of college students, families, hippies and weird people that one usually see's hanging out on Telegraph.  So, there is nothing spectacular about the place except that you can have free internet and they do have a computer upstairs and a little bookshelf of books where one can read or leave books (why I don't know why).  It's also not the most clean place.  It's walls, celings are pretty decrepit with wires hanging out of the celing.  \n\nSo, my suggestion order take out....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vwAleUf4xj1RT51eAkABWQ", "date": "2009-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0jODYSa8rdCXXGMfuaBQ3w", "text": "Super cute place, cheap burritos, excellent chips and salsa. Be prepared for a line, I watched it grow after I placed my order.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fb27QnDlJLzYttxNQDO0bg", "date": "2011-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0nSmGVACw2P1fEzrSnwnpw", "text": "Only place open at night so..... kinda sucks when you're hungry late at night. It's sooooooo greasy, sometimes you'll feel like you need to throw up after eating all that grease. But of course, it's great when you get the munchies. I know it's a rite of passage for freshmen, I wouldn't be particularly enthusiastic about recommending it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "QmkqIk5dOcg2Io_5COJhUQ", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-0zEzW9xnFmrez4nwZ2hWg", "text": "The food is okay, but I would rather go elsewhere. The burritos are decent, the quesadilla is pretty good and the prices are cheap, but it's all-around bland and forgettable.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1AlWM8lRlelkp9TE3Y63wg", "text": "I don't know what people are thinking with all these lackluster reviews of perhaps my FAVORITE cheap mexican place ever.\n\nAre these local foodies who have gotten ahold of my beloved La Burrita?\n\nWhatever it is lets all take a step back. The food is amazing and the chips and salsa are something else. Sure its not some sort of slow food movement mexican place that uses only all organic and locally sourced ice cubes, but at least its close to campus?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WNmP5xWw5bTaMYh4pkxq3Q", "date": "2010-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1dtG9jMjDM2AYpVWQU8gxQ", "text": "la burrita on northside. i've only had it once but i must say that it is much better looking inside and cleaner than it's sister on southside. they are less stingy w/ the tortilla chips too since it's self-serve. the only thing was that the portion was not as large as it's sister and they made my enchiladas too healthy for me. when i think of la burrita i think of the enchilada/taco combo plate that is smothered in cheese, guacamole, and sourcream. I like my la burrita box to be soak in grease at the bottom too.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "oFmmwBJZY4Rtt7GM1_Y7TA", "date": "2007-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1vwN3Rf1nsqAxxRHYSdcRQ", "text": "I ate lunch here 4 days in a row.  What I learned was that the shredded chicken super burrito is awesome.   The grilled chicken and grilled steak are oddly wet, like they sit in some kind of sauce or water or something.  The mojado burritos are microwaved which is always a turnoff for me.  But the shredded chicken super burrito is really good.  The chicken has some green chilies in it to add some flavor and mixed with beans, rice and all the other goodies it is a great lunch.  \n\nService is minimal, but then again so are the prices so it's hard to complain.  The woman cashier could try to be a little more friendly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1zAqhapJi83Gbpiw0RgxkA", "text": "Its a good burrito place. The Futbol on the TV and the fresh, warm tortilla chips makes it good. Right next to North Gate of UC so it does get crowded. But if you time it right you'll be the only one in line", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oPtAvCFOq4Avng0s9862-A", "date": "2009-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "20dRZyZFaJDoJtTuAmB4cw", "text": "one chicken taco\ncomes with 2 tortillas, so\ni really get TWO!\n\nin seriousness,\nfor some reason, southside one\ntastes better to me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4Fd1llC9GwigoSX_qGhPog", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2vWg6CW8YtRXE2H1jDq9lg", "text": "Go for the outdoor seating on a nice day if you're in the area.  But don't make a trek out there.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "MHsNe9dkBvpjai6sOsHIPw", "date": "2010-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4gSWUUMo6lz8WG1AuACuyQ", "text": "I think the cashier is a robot. Seriously. Not to insult her, but she has the same droning voice no matter what - it's incredible and slightly alarming.\n\nAs for the food... it's cheap and it tastes ok. Service is average. However, I have seen them microwave the wet burrito. This isn't \"oh I heard that place is whack,\" this is a first hand account. I stood there and looked into the kitchen as they placed my burrito into the microwave, turned it on, left, came back, took it out and then gave it to me. Meh.\n\nupdate: someone told me that the microwaving was just for melting the cheese on top of the wet burrito, which sounds pretty reasonable in retrospect haha. still not my favorite place, but not feeling quite as swindled. split between a 2 and a 3 now, but it was my bad about giving them a 2 before so I'm giving them a 3.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6gRsrxSGwlognf6RrfW5mw", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4xYnKAn7_IJON3vYYHSHjg", "text": "The La Burrita on North side is a little different than the one on South side, but I cant put my finger on whyyyyyy.\n\nBenefits of getting it on North Side - unlimited chips if you sit in and eat. Again there's an unlimited salsa & lime bar.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "IOhVIAjtdGo3NZ75_fF4Qw", "date": "2009-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5nIDJ5zrrxEMApT198TpFA", "text": "When I'm very hungry at lunch, this is my go-to place. Lots of food (incl. fresh chips) for a good price. Nothing too fancy, just good, solid, high-quantity Mexican food.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MRcPONIFAMO7wUvNQO-ZBw", "date": "2009-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6aCnysZidx2ermw7Livl7g", "text": "My days at Cal as a commuter meant exploring the food venues... \n\nLa Burrita on the north side wasn't so bad. The food was not the best tasting but acceptable. The value was reasonable and free chips... so you can't really complain. I just hated stacking my used dish on what looked like an over crowded shelf of dishes ready to fall. \n\nbut all in all.... an okay place.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xp4qD7Ol1vsS3BQdLwPMnw", "date": "2010-05-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6WSI3qAZ4m9tABkolRolSw", "text": "Truly a food staple if you are a Berkeley student looking for cheap eats.  While not gourmet on any level, this satisfies much desire in terms of quantity and availability.  This place is open well into the AM hours, so come grab your drunk munchies.  It's also situated in a very accessible location for students on the Southside.  Best of all its cheap.  Four dollars and change can get you a huge burrido that will raise your blood pressure and put you into a food coma.  I've tried most of their meats and I would have to say asada is still king.  \n\nPROTIP:  Try their nachos sometime!  The portions are huge, the prices are slightly higher, but its big enough to share.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ma_gwnVShENgTuhHNpAvyQ", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7pTJJeubsjctBDMVgPzwow", "text": "If you haven't had significant real mexican food in the past, this place is pretty kick ass. I remember the time when I was a freshman, thinking this place was decent. If you're a freshman, chances are you'll like it too.\n\nI've tried several things here, they all seem to sound off some \"unhealthy food\" alert in my system and the food is not good enough to compensate. Greasy quesadillas, burritos, nachos. It seems like their La Burrita special is the best.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "R9nUGtkEIJoLJX-z-TKI6g", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "96-Wcb4X8Jxmd0AaBFaO-g", "text": "The Fajita Plate or Nachos are really the best menu items here.  The chips are fresh.  The burritos are just okay, not as good as La Burrita on Durant (Southside).  Sometimes they get my order wrong too, but I forgive that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9sfbWw3uQ4g3wFyzw5ekWA", "text": "Honestly, some people have no shame for the nonesense they write..\nI have been a student at Cal for three years now, and LA Burrita is one of my favorites! I started liking Mexican food after I tried this place, the burrittos are just amazing, and so are there fresh tortilla chips with the tasty salsa selection they offer. What makes this resturaunt even better is the great prices which come with the amazing food. IT IS DEFINITELY A PLACE TO COME BACK TO!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PwfIXYbwqY-Zpy9Ans1U-g", "date": "2007-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9uVJNXFMw7MXFoyX53RHvQ", "text": "Another restaurant on Euclid whose survival depends on undergrads looking for anything that is even marginally better  than cafeteria food. If you are not an an undergrad, you will probably have higher standards, and will be baffled at the high rating this place has.  The portions are large, but the food is uniformly bland.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Kzaq_0hdcwVHKzbCGYaVaA", "date": "2012-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bG0Gaq-qZ-fyywWilO3SBw", "text": "I always get the tamale plate with extra rice instead of beans.  Not a big fan of anything else.  \n\nThe tamale is usually pretty good, but sometimes the meat inside (beef or chicken) is *especially* dry.  The rice is good, but it's hard to go wrong there.  Overall, I've had better.  ~$6 or $7\n\nUnlike the Durant location, the chips here are unlimited.  Definite plus, but not so much as to justify an extra star.  \n\nAlso, the horchata is muy bueno!  Plus one star for this refreshing drink.  ~$2", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PRys9cwafodOKmrgpupP_Q", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BSAcK0oBeZ0sxc6KOaEZZg", "text": "I've been going to this place for about six months now. It's no Mission joint, but the food is reasonably priced and you can get a nice helping of chips made on the premises and some tasty salsa. There's plenty of indoor and outdoor seating, and the area is pleasant. And this shop is open late.\n\nI've been to a few other Mexican places in Berkeley, and I've found that their higher prices are rarely justified by tastier food, fresher ingredients, or better service. It's just not a good area for this kind of food.\n\nThe service here is also relatively slow, but I think that's because they don't ever have more than a couple people actually putting orders together. Whoever works the register is invariably tired, distracted, or both. I don't think I've ever seen any of them so much as crack a grin.\n\nAnd when you order a large burrito, you always want to specify \"regular,\" or they might charge you for a \"super\" which adds sour cream and guacamole in amounts that never justify the additional price. I don't think I've ever encountered a substantial amount of cheese in my burrito, either. Just beans, rice, and whatever meat you asked for, if any.\n\nI think the reason it's remained successful over the years is more because of its high-traffic location than anything else. If something better came along on that street, I'd never go to La Burrita again, even if the new place wanted an extra dollar and didn't throw chips into the deal.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "unKRd7sNRR6WZPRhcyEnKA", "date": "2008-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bt_qT5VVrUj7hAY87s7Gxw", "text": "I've been going to La Burrita for 4 years now. I love it! For not much money, you can get a big burrito that lasts 2 meals. And they have a punch card to get a free burrito. The ingredients taste fresh and yummy. the only downfall is that you have to share the outside space with the pathetic fools who go to La Val's. Other than that, La Burrita is fantasic!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vYfWAy1C5Brrro1MyjMGgA", "date": "2008-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c-dbDcsz8g5mL2vjInglag", "text": "Here, unlike on southside, they have warm unlimited tortilla chips. The salsas, especially the green salsa, are really good too. Also I like their agua frescas.\n\nThe food is decent and cheap--I like their shrimp burrito.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bP3d8owFQT795t3Vdv2c2g", "date": "2009-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cG4XGZi30sHljmagoz9sbw", "text": "One star for the veggie options (I'll take broccoli on anything) and one for the self-serve chips-- that's the extent of my praise for this place. The food's consistently and discouragingly bland. While not bad, the price certainly doesn't justify this.\n\nBottom line: It'll do in a pinch.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "o2kQadTslz2YPdN5wBOHbw", "date": "2008-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "crMzaSabA3LRSpwbYzf1Xw", "text": "I LIVED off of this place when I was a student at Cal.  I crave their green salsa on a regular basis and wish that I lived closer to Berkeley so that I could enjoy it more often.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xAIupDXNw0z8ttsO9kH72A", "date": "2009-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dBy67HpJpXReXgtoZj2v0w", "text": "This is one of the 2 Mexican restaurants available to you dining on Euclid on the north side of the Cal campus. Best part of La Burrita is the giant basket of free chips that you get. They're way better quality than most other Mexican places, surprisingly, given the budget nature of this place. The salsas available are average quality. Contrary to the name of the place, the burritos here are probably the weakest item on the menu. Steer clear. Pretty much everything else is decent/average. D\u00e9cor of this place leaves something to be desired, but when you're paying $5 for an entire meal plus a basket of free chips, you can't really complain.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SwYZT8ejHAe0I1VCxc8hCQ", "date": "2011-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dsUz08TZWFYl0xJl3VYvnA", "text": "I wonder if the two La Burritas are associated because this place is a lot better than that shit on Durant.\n\nI'm not saying it's good Mexican food but it tasted okay and made me full and happy. I even ordered an extra taco. I was a little adventurous and had the taco and tamale plate. Usually, I'm very skeptical about tamales served out of my comfort zone (San Bernardino.) But the tamale was decent: a little heavy on the masa but it tasted good. Not too much cumin, just enough sauce. Kinda dry like I like it. The taco had actual asada unlike that crap on the other side of campus.\n\nI'll come here again when I have the muchies for Mexican food, but right now I'm trying out other, potentially more satisfying venues.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "1H02qa2PtV_Qz1CFZr2bUQ", "date": "2011-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EC8NnKBPk0UQfG9-RgVxfw", "text": "La Burrita is okay on the Northside. I got the small super burrito (ironic much?) and they have unlimited chips that you can get yourself. The chicken was a little dry, but eh, nothing unexpected. Their salsa was good, but to be honest, I think you can't really f*&% up salsa.\n\nI have nothing against this place, but nothing I crave for either.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XpuNEgQPFBe0se9Agpprgg", "date": "2010-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fgYQuHmI0S530--JY-ZAWg", "text": "Love the chips, love the salsa bar, love the horchata.  I have had most things on the menu and every this has been great.  My favorite is the grilled chicken wet burrito! You get a lot of food for the money too!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Kmag_0EouAN00m84RWgPA", "date": "2010-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FPM4XvGyoG3lBz_FhMe-KQ", "text": "Service goes a long long way and these guys are super sweet.\n\nWe get the fajita plates and have tons of special changes made to it to fit the South Beach Diet rules, and they get it right every single time.  I feel bad having so many changes when they're busy, but it's fast, delicious,  priced very very favorably, and served with a smile.  And the salsas are yummy as well!\n\nThank you, La Burrita staff!\n\n(the draught beer is a little tinny though, pls clean your pipes)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "x0z5Xk2mU9LPvHNy9qPOdA", "date": "2009-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FpOaPZ-XQX9EMno4FQsd8Q", "text": "My favorite place to eat if I need something filling, cheap, and fast. The food is average and doesn't make me have seizures from tastiness but the food comes out so damn fast it's ridiculous. Hence, the 4 stars for it's easiness to eat and quickness that helped me survive hunger pangs while in Stacks or on those late night food runs.   :')\n\nI usually get the carne asada burrito (pretty damn big if you ask me) which is about $5-6 for a small and $7 for a large. You literally have to wait as long as how long you took to order. Well maybe not that fast but you get my point. Anyways the burrito comes with a lot of chips, but as some mentioned they're grabbed by many bare hands that God knows what they touched before. So if you're a germ-a-phobe, have care! \n\nThey also have a bunch of different salsas/sauces/condiments at the side bar. There's one SPICY and pretty good salsa that they NEVER leave out. Instead they keep it in a little bottle that's usually out of reach. Frankly, I have no idea why they do that. Call it trust issues? \n\nThey also charge 50 cents for card usage so that kind of annoys me as I never carry cash around when I'm in college but oh well. :T Overall, a good place for quick/cheap eats especially late at night.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UMQWYXnDUluAxGZfKWN9bQ", "date": "2012-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GmTl32bsex5DdXFQ4uS-SQ", "text": "I had a ok meal here.. not particularly good, but not bad either...  i felt full after the burrito...\n\noh, liked the free nachos!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "A-XSJQm0Ozhh1LWytiT01g", "date": "2008-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GuCVdee-YjE3Q6Ui10HeSg", "text": "When I was craving mexican food while going to Cal, I went to La Burrita on North Side.  The mexican places up north definately don't hold a candle to any mexican restaurant in socal, however this place was close by campus and relatively cheap and gave good portions.  Not sure if they still do this, but I remember eating my fill of free fresh tortilla chips after finishing my burritos.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "k3WTmFnq1wCEPYdQCPUIJg", "date": "2010-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GWiuDauHdPvD860joTy_Xw", "text": "Like any La Burrita, this place can give you a quick meal for very little money. The Northside one has unlimited chips but closes a little earlier than the Southside franchise...\n\nI've always ordered a Super Quesadilla, always delicious and perfect. Great staff and pretty decent decor.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eih3X8OYVNpPGt9AqWBVCw", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "itIbXMszym8OJ3zSLDRbow", "text": "This place is pretty standard, cheap mexican food.  I used to come here pretty often because it's so close to the Foothill dorm and it seemed good compared to the dining commons, but now I know better.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kj2yYuULJZfMKK4n9hWglA", "text": "Free chips and salsa with an order. This is the place i go when i know ill be spending all day on campus and i did not bring anything to eat. It keeps me full all day and not broke :D", "stars": 3, "user_id": "X24q82ujb__rrrC6ujxt5g", "date": "2010-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KxLa-1RicAqkRA0dU1q1iA", "text": "I used to eat here occasionally when I lived in the area.  When I say occasionally it was usually when someone suggested it and I was too indifferent to object.\n\nI would never, ever, ever order a burrito here; I made the mistake once, but never again.  They're flavorless at best and overpriced for just a regular burrito.  The tortas, however, are pretty decent.  The meat was some thinly sliced steaks.  Also, there's hella free chips (which are self-serve) and salsa.\n\nThere's outside seating that's shared by LaVal's next door.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "TAP036njnVFPol_ONMyRBA", "date": "2009-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-kzkNmEAB9gd_yz2HNFAHw", "text": "La Burrita is very much like its brother next door (La Val's pizza). It's pretty good at what it does. They serve cheaply priced mexican food and it's pretty darn good. If you eat here everyday, you will of course make yourself sick. I'm sure some of the other reviewers will realize this as well. You shouldn't eat anywhere every single day, you will....ahem, get sick of it. I mainly get the chicken burrito with sour cream added. Sometimes they get a little carried away with the rice, so if you say no rice they typically don't make up for it with more beans or meat, its just a smaller burrito which is pretty shitty. They give you a free basket of chips if you buy at least 2 dollars worth of food. The chips aren't too shabby. The salsa is what really kicks ass here. They have a roasted tomato salsa that I could literally drink. Also the jalapeno salsa is niiiice, just mix half of this with the roasted tomato and you have one kick ass salsa!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ifufz2uSqfpCzJv97P33Qg", "date": "2007-11-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l36q-7cExWYRnlIWQsZyDw", "text": "Do NOT eat here - ever.  My boyfriend had a quesadilla from here and started throwing up uncontrollably exactly 2 hours later - he had such such severe food poisoning that he had to be admitted to the hospital and get put on an IV and get an antibiotic.  And there's no question that it was a direct result of what he ate here because the symptoms started exactly when he had just digested what he had eaten from here, and it was the first thing he had eaten for that day.  Avoid at all costs.  I'm giving it one star because otherwise this review won't get posted.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "VYPLpBXiiT2nRevd_qem4g", "date": "2011-01-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lagnwmbPHwgyFKVGli5rEA", "text": "Nothing too special, but it's fine for cheap mexican (the veggie options are actually pretty good), and the (free) chips and salsa are always good and plentiful. Being able to fill up for $4 on okay food is definitely worth 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "22oxX_SY3fpAXljL0MKXIg", "date": "2008-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LemJph3TAGFj0VgHZhL8IQ", "text": "I seriously love their freshly made, warm, thin, crispy chips, that are FREE to grab w/ purchase! I love their nacho, which is what I always order. I love how you can grab as much salsa as you could (my favorite is the green one that's not too spicy). I hate how now that I've graduated and moved, I am so far away from a La Burrita :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LgjFKquyesVjCy9SHqxb9Q", "date": "2011-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ltJPch_m44RoSuasG6ctfg", "text": "This place is like any average taqueria. Yay for unlimited chips though! :)\n\nI ordered the super nachos with carne asada.. and to be honest, it was less than what I expected. It was simply chips with a dollop of guacamole, a dollop of tomato salsa and a dollop of sour cream on top of chips with melted cheese. Just eh, to me. I'm not used to getting my condiments in small dollops on top of my super nachos. I guess I was expected it to be more messy and mixed together.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iSf6znw693xvdLTJCNpY9g", "date": "2011-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lZGufdth_OPRDJXAhkEPJg", "text": "I wouldn't return here (even if it was the last burrito joint on earth). The food (a standard combo of burritos, nachos, salsa, etc.) was bland, tasteless and without any element of freshness, spice or flavor in general. The rest of the place was the more daunting part, with dead cockroaches on our table and a toilet dirty in unspeakable ways.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Kz7k6WA2sfOrLjs-ssV6ig", "date": "2010-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mGiVrXuShDEegmKFvefN0g", "text": "The food is wonderful!  Fresh tasting salsa is a must for Mexican food, and this place has a good salsa bar.\n\nThe burritos are as big as my overinflated ego, and they are so much nicer.  I regretfully wrap up the second half I couldn't possibly eat and take it home. Two meals in one for under $10!  \n\nClientele is varied, and a little reserved, for Berkeley.\nCourtyard dining is comfy, out of the breeze and charming.\nNUMMY!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tuXEsjHFhjVNSWgdufiBwg", "date": "2007-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NLKs-fqobGPC1xcKrm6SxA", "text": "Decent Mexican food, nothing that really stands out as extraordinarily fresh, authentic, or special. The free chips are a nice touch, and there is a lunch deal for tacos that easily filled me up in the $5 zone.\n\n-Takes American Express.\n-Has flies near the door, which is kind of off-putting.\n-Closes earlier than La Val's next door.\n-Shared patio space with La Val's means that your indecisive friends can go and decide what to get when they get there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5eud_FqE7VEqNaru4yv5Vw", "date": "2008-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NVHgFU0pHfU7rhVsa0um8Q", "text": "Fast, cheap, open late. Generally good consistent food (though once I got a burrito with too much salt in it...). Very filling Mexican for a low price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O3UQJDrBH6FTf4BnNlHc8w", "text": "Even though I've only been to the Euclid La Burrita once, I prefer this location over the Durant La Burrita.\n\nThe Euclid La Burrita is bigger and cleaner than the Durant La Burrita. There are plenty of indoor and outdoor tables, so if you're in the mood to watch TV or eat in the sun, they have space for you!\n\nTry their Taco Salad and Super Burrito. YUM!!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "4DkJ4hg9bUa3WaL7NJzkng", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o-DNI25UZ4WT1H4j5jkfEA", "text": "Its decent. Made me sick twice, but that was a couple of years ago... Still, I've not had the courage to come back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "RI27DfNxSN72TSyb8qjFUQ", "date": "2008-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ogfASswsPnn4g85--v3wZA", "text": "The food wasnt bad here. But the chips I have to warn people about. The handle that you scoop chips with is thrown back into the drawer, which means everyone's hands are all over the chips. I stayed away. Service was fast and price is decent. They are not open late like their Durant counterpart though", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ODSH1it5oAUPu2clIgOvyg", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Oq4bo26xQvHvQ5qFEGH1aQ", "text": "I'm from Los Angeles, so I've had a taste of real Mexican food. La Burrita does not serve food that I would call authentic-tasting. The food is bit more mild and toned down. It's no King Taco, but it fills a hungry college student's stomach fast. I don't like burritos, so I ordered a Combo Plate. The enchilada was dry and not spicy. The taco shell was soggy. But, I suppose it'll do for being a chain around the Berkeley campus.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UyuQkwXx4jjOx2akmOau4w", "date": "2008-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p5bQWSzn-u7PvwX_lml_KA", "text": "I used to go to this La Burrita all the time when I lived in Foothill because the people who lived on my floor loved it, and I've only ever gotten their quesadilla. They give a REALLY big quesadilla and it's pretty yummy! I like how they give out unlimited free chips too - no more rationing the chips!\n\nThis restaurant is medium big with a good amount of seats, so it's nice how you don't have to fight for a seat like the La Burrita on Durant.\n\n3 stars overall because while they were good, they weren't something that I would go back to again and again. Maybe more stars if I tried something other than their quesadilla..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pcSz-7Gu9tFk4f5yJgcsrA", "text": "It is much better than its sister restaurant on the south side of town but it is still not so good.    \r\nIf you are often on the UC Berkeley campus there is a good chance you will eventually eat here and when you do, it probably won't be a bad experience.  \r\nIt has a nice location with some outdoor seating.  They make an okay burrito and pretty good aqua frescas.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XPOx-mCubVGQ1rRknztFtw", "date": "2005-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Pt4UvgmpgdCYiB-CIxwLbg", "text": "I always go to the La Burrita in South Side Asian Ghetto and last week was the first time I've been to this one. Surprisingly, even though all my friends rave about how much better the one in south side is (for personal reasons), I still enjoy this one a lot more. The North Side area just seems more welcoming to me, and this La Burrita is roomier, has outdoor seating, and plenty plenty plenty of in door seating. Also, even though they do have a policy of 1 basket of chips per order, the chips are self served here whereas in South Side, the chips are given to you by the workers. Overall, if I plan to do a sit-in, I would much rather prefer this location to its sister location.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HrEpgPNa2QY2fgymcaDxoQ", "date": "2012-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rPUxQr_KobGAl1ytrpy5eg", "text": "I come here sometimes after class with my friend since she loves this place. She's from Turkey, so she hasn't been exposed to a lot of Mexican restaurants and seems to think this is the best place to get burritos. I actually know better than that, lol.\n\nOk food. I mainly go there for the unlimited chips and salsa that you get when dine in.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kHrr2cBjouLhB2b7PqoGwg", "date": "2009-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_RTV0aDyt2s1lzoYMwi1Hg", "text": "This LaBurrita is less convenient for most students who DON'T live on northside but it is way better. why? free chips & salsa bar. they used to not have the 'free basket per entree' rule and they don't really enforce it (from what I've seen) but yea, the free chips + salsa = happiness \n\ncheap mexican food that hits the spot, especially when you're a starving student (ok, not really), but the burritos are always good and filling and at least a 1000 calories if you get the 'super' (aka with guac and SC).\n\ni'd recommend the pollo asado and carne asada burritos as well as the nachos.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "s7iQ8eVYEC1KwUGypK8hSA", "date": "2009-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SGYF--Pp4z9QcgUwEXTYkw", "text": "Meh. This place is not  that good. In fact, I would say it is sub par. Mexican food needs to have lots of flavor from the spices and fresh ingredients. This place lacked both. I ordered the fajita burrito and its just not good. The \"carne asada\" was tough and hard. They overload it with bell peppers as if they wanted to mask the crappy meat. What's keeping me from giving it one star is the price and location. It is quite affordable and if you're craving some mexican food on the northside of campus, this is the only option.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "04giHjWlPorAc_vvLPwj1A", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sh5EbmansO46dpOtXJ8oFQ", "text": "This La Burrita is one of the go-to places for students stuck in Etcheverry or Soda Halls in the late hours of the evening. Without it, many would go hungry since many places in the area close before it.\n\nHowever, my experiences with La Burrita haven't been too great. I enjoy the unlimited chips, since it gives me something to munch on while I wait for my meal. Their salsa isn't too bad either, and tasted pretty fresh.\n\nMy burritos, though, are a different story. They always come out relatively wet, which just makes it one big soggy mess. I've never had this happen at the South Side one, but it usually happens to me here. Maybe it's because their beans or meat are drenched in water. To me, though, it's not too pleasant. Other than that, the burritos here are pretty standard. Don't expect anything amazing, because you're not paying for that. If I was really hungry in the middle of the day, I would take my money to better places on Euclid.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "1yv6GXttiII_-od7HaUcfA", "date": "2011-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SZhA-ojTso9vqRpq0VJQ8A", "text": "I grew up on burritos and these are, well, not good. They are tasteless, but they do serve the purpose of feeding oneself for under  $4. Also they are open until 2AM so they are a late night snack staple. \r\nAlways order black beans as the refried beans are gross, and overpower, especially with all the other bland ingredients.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tAxypaEba2mQeRza_tlNxw", "text": "So Cal burritos are WAY better but this is decent for Nor Cal. It's a cheap and affordable lunch. Free chips!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2009-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tbvZId3qtdCqokG_GkL8qA", "text": "It's cheap, it's close to campus and you get to help yourself to the chips and salsa. That drags the northside La Burrita up to a 2-star rating (the chips are less plentiful in the southside version, making it totally not worth going). They hang on to that second star by virtue of their veggie burritos, which are a bit bland but otherwise ok. Everything else I've eaten here has been pretty unpleasant: the meat always makes we feel a bit queasy (and it doesn't even taste good going down), the bean enchilada was tasteless and way too greasy, and the guacamole on the side was a sad little pile of salty green glue.\n\nIf you're strapped for time and/or cash, you might be excused for eating here. Otherwise, walk down to Cancun Taqueria for much tastier burritos and a fantastic salsa bar. It's just as well Cancun doesn't do self-service chips like La Burrita (northside) does or I might never leave.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lTScKxj30WN5qJ_g48KYcA", "date": "2009-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TdhirQ0TTOsfR_0oF11YEw", "text": "I go here a couple times a month now. It's a great value for the amount of food (and free chips/salsa). The ingredients don't taste as nice as elsewhere (ie, the guacamole here vs at Chipotle), but it's cheaper here. They do have some more unique items like the tostada salad that you can't get at Chipotle. There's almost always seating since they have a large space and share outdoors seating with La Val's.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ah-3E0Dmer3MSjmRffFy_A", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TguAw7I7zRPGpPyPMK90TA", "text": "Vegitarians can eat very well here. It's hard to find veggie tomalies, and LA Burrita delivers not only stellar veggie tomalies, but also a wide variety of enchilada, burrito, tostada, and fresh juice options. \n\nI had a small carrot juice for $1.50 and they ground the carrots right in front of me in their carrot juicer! MMMMM\n\nIf your not a veggie there's pleanty for you too, so bring your friends.\n\nThey also have a new lunch card system, (10 burritos = a free one).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cVz8ZPsnXCzb_ovHv13LBA", "date": "2007-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TPlkVb4kd6HnEdul6W9GlQ", "text": "This place is much better than the La Burrita on south side of campus (north side is cleaner, has no homeless people outside asking for money, no funny smell near the place, cashier understands your order, etc...), but still, I would say the food is mediocre. \n\nI ordered the wet burrito (pretty much a normal burrito but with cheese melted on top as well as some salsa smothered over the top) with pollo asada. The burrito itself was pretty good for the $5.59 I paid for it, but the chicken wasn't very flavorful and it was a bit overcooked, and therefore dry. In order to finish the burrito, I used a ton of salsa. I really like the self serve salsa bar as well as the all you care to grab chips they offer. Nice to have when you're waiting for your order.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TRI6nHbID8x7_HqelnhVFg", "text": "So I came here because my beloved Chipotle was closed due to a power outage last week ;(  I was considering going to Celia's (across the street), but a friend suggested coming here because the prices are better here. It's funny, I kept smack-talking before I tried the food....\n\n...walk back to campus. Open up the foil-wrapped burrito......\n\n....my taste buds go, yummmmmmm....so flavorful. I think I may have found my burrito haven if I'm ever on the northside of campus...!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4U-ebVXOz369oQF7Z7V55w", "date": "2011-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TsS_vK_kvjV1mjiMItlyzA", "text": "I really like this La Burrita because it's spacious and people are more attentive and friendly compared to the Durant Ave one. I ordered a big order here before for 8-10 people. They were really nice and helpful, and gave me a big bag so I can carry all the burritos and chips and sauces back to campus.\n\nI also came here for their vegetarian burritos. Really good, indeed. Who says a good burrito needs meat? Guacamole, rice, beans, sour cream and salsa are all you need! :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "f_1bRw8RuK-zZAKuUMTqNw", "date": "2011-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U_c7duaIFSsC5dkmBEbIyg", "text": "Yes, you know my type. I'm a burrito snob from California. I spit on Tex-Mex. It can take its queso and shove it. I recruited a team of researchers to set out on a quest for a decent burrito in all of New York City. Findings were unanimously dismal. Cal-Mex reigns as Burrito King of the World and I will not be moved on this. There's only one state that can wrap it right, and only one place that achieves perfection: La Burrita. So eat that, Chipotle; you're a cheap imitation and should be ashamed of yourself.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JN8wWaY13_g6YHWHGpaSQA", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vlITis7HrXQBvD6QshHQ-w", "text": "Maybe I came on a bad day, but compared to the Mex food in San Jose or Socal this one is definately NOT worth the price. My goodness, even for Berkeley food!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VlX4qBp1QtbOFA0XgXfZXg", "text": "I came here for the first time with a group of friends last night. I ordered a Super Quesadilla (chicken). I don't know if I was not super hungry or what, but it was suprisingly filling! I also liked their wide assortment of salsas and free chips :) \n\nThe northside location is much nicer and more spacious than the southside location, but I probably wouldn't trek all the way up to northside just for La Burrita - I'm pretty lazy when it comes to walking...\n\nNevertheless, it's a great place for students to grab a bite to eat or study in because of the nice tables and ambiance. I got a drink (free refills), chips, and that super quesadilla for $7", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FGmwQ2eV2pOy1j7u4Q-XrQ", "date": "2011-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WpG7SXYs3noiWSyPhlyQDA", "text": "I've eaten here numerous times, and this is my overall impression:\n\nThe burritos here are reasonably priced, usually pretty good (though a couple times they've been dry or had fatty meat or other stuff in the burrito), and DEFINITELY filling.\n\nI'd easily recommend this for a good lunch place, and plan to continue going myself.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Sey5qjeI6J8K1BgcIIksVQ", "date": "2008-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wSllgkb6Lr9KzNoycts__g", "text": "I lived next door to La Buritta for 3 and a half years. LOVE---IT. And that is coming from a girl born and raised in Southern California living off of mexican. Their Carne Asadas are really good, their food is consistant and its not expensive. Its just good hole in the wall mexican food. I would say La Burrita and Gordo's are by far the top 2 mexican joints in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "84fwgheDj7M5io6kvnNkxg", "date": "2008-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wXPlgjUDOuFRv4R2t7UirA", "text": "Well, its close to campus. And its got a nice patio to eat on.  And....well, other than that, can't really muster more than a meh.  \n\nIt was my first experience with a wet burrito--and i'll always treasure that.  But I've moved on, sorry la burrita.  Maybe we'll see each other from time to time.  But for now, gordo's has my heart...and stomach.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CpYy-uIO7V5TY30DnkoeOw", "date": "2010-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "x7QpskJZhriorPhzjopxTQ", "text": "I was addicted to this place when I was a student and I still go out of my way to visit it for multiple reasons:\n\n-It's hard to find Mexican places that offer GROUND BEEF Burritos, which is my favorite. \n-They have an array of salsa's and you can take as many trips to the chip dispenser as you want. \n- Really affordable\n\nThe food is most often delicious and its fun to find yourself in your old environment again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zT7t1ECcvP88KCGSw_c42A", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xHg79tRjirTToOQgz-2XBw", "text": "Arguably the most popular choice for Northside residents looking for a nearby place to eat. It has decent food, some good amenities, and also some drawbacks, making for an above average experience overall.\n\nI like to order the plates for dinner, which each have some combination of tamales, enchiladas, and tacos, along with the side servings of rice and beans. For example, the combo plate comes with one of each  of the three items for $6.95. It has fairly good flavor; the tamales are dry but have good texture, the enchiladas are small but have a nice balance of cheese and meat, and the tacos are a little greasy and bland but come with a lot of lettuce and meat. The rice is dry but has decent flavor, and the same can be said of the beans. Both fill you up while tasting OK. Adding in the free chips and salsa that you can get when you order a reasonable amount of food (about $2 worth?), a plate is a great deal, though I usually pass on the chips because of their greasiness.\n\nThe burritos are another good choice. For a good price (less than $5, I believe), you get a good mix of ingredients and a decent amount of  food, along with the aforementioned chips and salsa. I like steak for the meat, but I would guess the other choices (chicken being one) are good, too.\n\nService is OK. The person working the cashier seems to change randomly based on who's free at the time you step up to the counter, but they are nice. The wait for your food, however, can often be long, up to ten minutes depending on what you order.\n\nThe large TV inside is a major plus. They play sports most of the time; they always have the Monday Night Football game on, for instance. However, a downside to the non-food part of the store is the tap water; my friends complained of the detergent-ish taste of it. Also, the water container that dispenses it was empty for a while before they refilled it.\n\nIndoor seating is ample but cramped. There are lots of tables and booths, with the tables seating up to six or so if you push them together and the booths seating up to two comfortably. The tables next to the wall on the counter side of the store that have four chairs pulled up to them are too small, though. You can also eat in the outside area next to La Val's, which if I remember correctly has a few long tables with attached benches.\n\nFor the price and amount of food you get, this is a solid place to eat. It's far from perfect, though, so be ready to deal with some annoyances.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "kdku0oS1WU6xU8K-c3hWzA", "date": "2009-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xHxPr-n6NWplNJXoFXiRLw", "text": "Cheap mexican, on the northside, and filling for a poor college student.  And if you are really hungry, I suppose you could fill up on the chips too...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6Dh6fqaZY77dtk7o7JG21Q", "date": "2012-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XuOjGiXuVPHzvdtBs0IHHA", "text": "La Burrita (both North and South side) is always a great place for fast, cheap, and good food. I love being able to go late at night for a filling burrito. The salsas are really good as well.\n\nThis location (North side) I like better because of the larger dining area both inside and out, though it does close earlier than the location on Durant.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8ZgGefcvDF6Ts5ty6tk8dQ", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xWSJXSjpYNFbzMQI0qGoJw", "text": "Just what I was expecting, and it never fails: cheap, fast, food that is good enough to keep me coming back when I can't think of anything else....not much else to say since places like this are a dime a dozen in the Bay Area and really I don't have any complaints.  I've had a few of the burritos and the fish tacos - always just fine.  The vegetarian burrito is one of those punish-vegetarians burritos that these places always have - nothing but some soggy beans, rice, and cheese...so probably not ideal for that.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "cFQDeYUQXXx2iUfyOvO6ig", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y57TLpBh1hi4Db0uyIhPgQ", "text": "Pros:\n-Relatively cheap\n\nCons:\n-Watery salsa, some of the salsa has quite a bit of pepper in it?\n-Bad service\n-Bland food\n-Dry burritos, seriously there was nothing moist inside of it. \n\nInsider tips: \n-When you order something to go there are little brown bags next to the register for you to get chips with, they never ever tell you this, but you are free to take one for your to go order. \n-If you get one of those frequent burrito cards and forget it one time, they DO NOT add the cards together, How are you supporting customer loyalty if you don't even add the frequent burrito card balance together if someone forgets it?", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nnbm3A-CPWYQpsdsy0ZQRg", "date": "2010-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_y5pykmvpPHyR0U1yYlGlA", "text": "Dude, it's no longer a crunchy taco once you drown it in the plate with watered down enchilada sauce. It reverts to it original form once soaked. \n\nNever again. Thank God none of us got sick.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "eTwFkPcZYVd9p98CCvdsOA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yhFFMb5azcLQAJiKoM1iwQ", "text": "La Burrita is an incredible value. You can get a pretty substantial meal for less than $5. There's not many places you can do that in Berkeley. Chips and salsa are complimentary. I highly recommend getting a \"wet burrito\" which is basically a burrito smothered in sauce and cheese that you eat with a fork (and a knife if you'd like). The north side location has the advantage of having self-service chips. Sure the service isn't wonderful, but for these prices, who cares?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sMuQMPsDPeQn9eGQZsvH7A", "date": "2011-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z5gWKUqA2NGDDnYgz0OFzg", "text": "Taste: 2\nValue: 4\nService: 3\n\nI've been here way too many times, probably nearly twenty times over the course of the last 3.5 years? The only reason I know is because I've used up one of their frequent buyer cards, if not two. \n\nIt's cheap, and it's close by since it's at Northside. I haven't gone back for a while, and two days ago I decided to drop by since I wasn't in the mood for La Val's and was out of cash. \n\nUnfortunately, their burritos still taste the same (pretty mediocre and somewhat bland), just like how I always remembered them. I actually felt kind of sick after eating about half of my burrito, but I guess it's because I was just really tired of their food. Almost positive I won't be going back ever again. I'd just rather grab a sandwich from La Val's if I'm out of cash in the future.\n\nI usually get the shredded chicken burrito or grilled pollo burrito, both of which are okay. The portions are smaller than Chipotle, but you do get bottomless chips and salsa if you dine in. If you get it to go, you can ask for a bag for chips/salsa. They're fast with making the food, so wait times are usually minimal.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZD9pZuAL98ob1UDsWGk_lA", "text": "Far more spacious and accomodating than the southside location. Their infinite tub of chips and their salsa bar are nice, although neither their chip nor their salsa is spectacular.\n\nTheir prices aren't too bad -- around $6.50 for a large carne asada burrito and large fountain drink (with one free refill for those who are eating at the restaurant). Their burritos aren't amazing, but they're filling and I won't go so far to say that they're \"tasteless\".\n\nA good quick bite for those stranded on the north side of campus and too lazy to head to southside.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2006-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZMNRJDTqrzxpG3W4ugTvqA", "text": "Hey surprise surprise, it's pretty good! I've only gotten the vegetarian stuff here and it's nothing like what you would expect from an authentic place, but when were burritos ever authentic in the first place? Still, broccoli in a burrito? Hmm. I don't like how they automatically seem to wrap your burrito in foil. I think you should say, \"no foil!\" the counter lady is pretty fast and friendly. I like the free chips and salsa. The price is right for a quick lunch time meal.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_OGvAo_TAVNMCO84PT-WNQ", "date": "2008-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7axB9bnhvQ7P7diNq9ko9w", "text": "I miss la burrita so much, it breaks my heart. Back in college, when I had a little more change in my pocket than was necessary for a Cup-o-Noodles, I'd head over to fill up on beans, rice, and microwave-wilted cheese. Mmmmmm...... oh and if your dining companions are feeling more extravagant, they can always head to la vals next door and meet you in the middle.\nPS. Somebody needs to write a wikipedia article detailing the lore behind Mr. Val and Senorita Burrita. I just know there's a sordid love story lurking in there, waiting to be told....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jRTpzOCh1-QHMAZIHMuUjg", "date": "2008-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8WanAEgjrpKL-33PVpxgTg", "text": "The best thing about La Burrita is not the burritos.  The burritos are fine.   I usually get steak, because the chicken is soggy and bland and pretty much gross.  Also, the burritos are pretty inexpensive.  And you can get a small size burrito if you're a normal-sized person, or if you're a huge person but just not that hungry.  But the best that La Burrita has to offer is not the burritos, as I said.  Unlike a lot of strictly burrito joints, here you can get an enchilada plate with beans, rice, and two delicious enchiladas.  Or a tostada salad.  And all you can eat chips and a salsa bar.  I give La Burrita kudos for options, but they lose some love for lacking some flavor.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2007-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bozVHTCJz_2JrTiu0w5k1Q", "text": "Fish tacos: delicious, but a little too greasy for my liking.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Ai5vpJ-t7VVmuz3pUOv46w", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "C9vRhk39pNjPKsTbAr13gA", "text": "I've ordered every single burrito here. They are all meh... These guys are open late hours which is the reason they are so popular. Their food is not quality, so if that's what your looking for go somewhere else. Their  super nachos are a great drunk snack that you can split with a buddy. Tasty going down, pasty coming out is what I always say hehe. If you have the extra dollar, try the shrimp burrito. It's a decent one. The pineapple salsa they have in it has a uniqueness to it that is memorable enough for me to write about. Salsa bar is also pretty good. Ask for etra chips and they will give you some, unless you are homeless. They hate the homeless. I think.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wYFUW0WNGpKr5m7uyzZnww", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hJIIjlgYIDlx9m_L-NaFYg", "text": "I ordered takeout; the BAJA SALAD. What a disappointment. The on-line and takeout menu was so misleading. I have to say that I was so disappointed. As stated on the menu \"Flour Shell with Lettuce, Black Beans, Chicken Breast, Avocado, Salsa Frisca, Cilantro, Cheese and Olives\" I am still looking for a piece of Avocado, Cheese, Salsa Frisca, Olives? \"nowhere to be found\"  I got, the flour shell, lettuce, chicken and black beans. ... I added some dressing myself. \n\nI am so disappointed. It is different when you get all that is promised and it is not good.. But to get less than half of what is promised and still not good is totally not acceptable. This place is really hit or miss. Why take the chance??  If you have more time go downtown for a more satisfying experience. \n\nThe cashier has no personality whatsoever... She can be so rude and unconcerned. \n\nI only go to this location because it is close to my job, but when it comes to MY dining experience?  Convenience over total satisfaction;  just not worth the gamble.  Seriously...  Too many other options...  \n\nTotally Disappointed...... cats", "stars": 2, "user_id": "nlWDM38vB56wU-zCwAl9Cg", "date": "2011-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pyUsHG-iylC_4IPd0dJ_EQ", "text": "shit was bomb", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XEYyUSZdM3X0vxa4Vnm4Tw", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QQcHMOvlSK__56ulZOgv8g", "text": "Thanks to La Burrita, I now know that mediocre Mexican food does exist. \n\nBut they get two stars for having beer on tap and free chips and salsa, so if that's all you want it's aight.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gdAw7uJdrF0nAxQYitKO8w", "date": "2009-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "u_EweskDmVt7_1nBfzRwIg", "text": "\"Hi, can I take your order?\", she said in a lackluster tone. I don't think I will ever recover from hearing that soul-draining voice. ANYWAYS...\n\nThere seems to be a lack of quality burrito offerings in Berzerkeley, and La Burrita helps in maintaining that. I ordered this burrito, right? You know, carnage asada and the works. I pick the thing up, bite into it, and ended up with a mouthful of lukewarm cow. If you're drunk or need a cheap bite, La Burrita's offerings of bland and un-fresh items may be right up your alley. Godspeed", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-IQmNXVnWTJMLQRXgm1Eug", "date": "2010-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VmBBYIxLYHS5IHJq7sHvUg", "text": "Maybe I lived too long in San Diego and have higher \"Cotixan\" expectations, but I find this place to be disgusting.  A litttle sprinkle of meat with the bulk consisting of lard beans, and rice.  To make it even worse its wrapped in a steam tortilla.  Why don't they grill them in nor-cal?", "stars": 1, "user_id": "mqNcgCeyqh4ngYTiVDjRcg", "date": "2007-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WFy7YOyaP9biouNG55dWYQ", "text": "It's shocking how bad their tacos are.\n\nIt was cold, wet, and strangely slimy tasting tortillas filled mostly with huge wet lettuce pieces. \n\nI had no choice but making a total mess when I ate them.\n\nThe burrito was tolerable but not good enough make up for the horrible tacos. \n\nHow can they justify charging $2.50 each for what was absolutely worse than taco bell? No excuse.\n\nThey should send someone down to LA to learn what a real taco is.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "LWI6wFVkoe2CKCyj-f7O7Q", "date": "2010-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "oOZRlIhyB4cEHDhsZjlmVA", "text": "A haiku for the last experience:\n\nwhat fucking happened?\ntortilla missing big chunks\nsomeone bit my shit!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qgx6OzZU28WGnEPny4KRvA", "date": "2009-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7eOtheKuftJnQH4aLt-uzg", "text": "You come for the food? Come for the grad students stuffing themselves with burritos. A must for those who want to see what the up and coming engineering student or seminarian are wearing these days.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nAeM6pzIHIJFoBKq1-Fkmg", "date": "2005-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gVehIhLP6Yoes8ny_fMSgQ", "text": "La Burrita is your standard quick Mexican cafe. The food is simply good. Unlimited fresh chips and very tasty salsa. The food quality's higher than you would find on a taco truck, but they're not going to win any  best of the bay contest either. However, this place does what it does well, which is feeding the hungry masses with filling, fresh, and tasty dishes, quick and cheap.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "12srEETZY-QLNR6fp8_2Kw", "date": "2006-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ICoEXRd4cEPW1V1mIpKr_g", "text": "Northside La Burrita is by far superior to Southside. The catch is that Northside closes earlier. I do not care what anyone else has to say. This place kept me fed while I was a struggling undergraduate toiling away in the dungeon the UC named Etcheverry.\n\nThe prices are awesome and sometimes they have really nice deals. They once offered two taco plates and a soda for $3.99. You also get a free plate of chips with your meal. That is freakin' awesome!\n\nThe food and the prices associated very often lifted my spirits.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cunbrNael_73tarO_Dqdaw", "date": "2008-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_JgvHDJocZPJRqCFrhSdyQ", "text": "Living in the foothill dorms my first year, then on northside for the following three I had my fair share of La Burrita burritos, enchiladas, tostadas and the like.  And I must say it falls decidedly in the \"Meh. I've experienced better.\" camp.\n\nGrowing up in LA I may be fairly biased when it comes to mexican food, but La Burrita really falls right in that totally generic nothing to make it stand out food camp.  Their burritos are bland, their salsa has no flavor.  The best thing they have going is fresh greasy chips, but I don't go to mexican restaurants for chips, I go for food.\n\nTheir enchiladas are decent, probably because the cheese makes up for their generally bland flavors.  Same with their wet burrito.  Lastly, the lack of carnitas in their menu significantly hurts them in my pork-centric worldview.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "qCwsJz4U9xp2F-j85quNow", "date": "2009-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VY0lRPkm5urTyk8jf6BpBQ", "text": "Want some mediocre mexican food at not so great prices close to campus? La Burrito may be for you.  If you're interested in eating good food, I recommend Juan's Place in West Berkeley, or perhaps just about any other Mexican Food restaurant. \n\nMy little sister could make better quesadillas than the ones made here when she was in 8th grade.\n\nI must agree with other posters, that the location and setting of this La Burrita makes it far superior to the Southside counterpart.  It has a nice courtyard which makes for a peaceful place to eat outside.  Just expect bland, run of the mill, Mexican food.  They do have good Horchata.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-M5t5azGaCThizWr10lexw", "date": "2007-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xkQ9WpWVTezg9jnCbwccnA", "text": "Despite the fact that I have been to this place on multiple occasions in the last year and walked out with trouble stomach, fear of the mice coming out of the wall, I still love their warm chips and salsa. \n\nMy bf and I come here pretty often because it's so close to campus and my apartment. This place doesn't taste anything like what you find in a real Mexican restaurant; but when you're hungry, the chips are amazing.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "wr3JF-LruJ9LBwQTuw7aUg", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DTo23jGkC2ahqM3i-odMqw", "text": "La Burrita, at least the one on north side, is not one of my favorite places.\nYes, they do have the \"one free basket of chips per order\" policy (however, I've totally gotten away with two - cough - or three), so I inclined to give them some stars for that....\n\nhowever....\n\nas a Southern California transplant, I know what good Mexican food should taste like. This is not it.\n\nOn my last visit, my burrito was filled with unseasoned, bland pinto beans, unimpressive rice,  a *few* pieces of chicken, and was missing the extra cheese and avocado I payed for :(\n\nIf a place is going to call themselves \"La Burrita\" you at least gotta make sure your burrito is decent\n\n***Special note: I am on the ever present search for decent Horchata in the bay area. La Burrita's Horchata is way too sweet, it sort of tastes like cupcake frosting. \n\nso as far as La Burrita goes: if you're desperate, it's ok, but you'll probably be disappointed", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jb8eFF8pIqMKwu3jYMuJAg", "date": "2009-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D5F4_cacxhVkdTjaW2kUGQ", "text": "Although my 61b lecturer got food poisoning here, it didn't stop me.  I love the salsa and chips and the burritos are good too.  Remember if you take out, you can always ask for an extra bag for the chips.  Better yet you can get the nachos and you get a plastic bag so you just fill that plastic bag up with as much chips you can get away with.  Hell that was $3 meal right there.  Cheap easy grubbin' for a CS major.  Not the best place for Mexican food but hell it was convenient also spacious.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Jd17L6-fmSZzzF-0Fhjhxg", "date": "2007-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PY4T9AmW3YdOy8Gkff3_7w", "text": "Man, I really like La Burrita. I'm in Northside a lot around lunchtime and I pop in here on a pretty regular basis. I haven't sampled the entire menu, mostly because I've gotten stuck on the Super Burrito Mojado (\"Wet\") and I haven't wanted to move on. This thing is gigantic and very inexpensive. I usually get it takeout because I know I could never finish it in time in one sitting.\n\nSo it comes in a big box, with the burrito arranged diagonally (it wouldn't fit straight across) and totally smothered in a gooey sauce with melted cheese all over, and a big-ass pile of guac and sour cream on either side in the opposite corners of the box like boxers in green and white shorts getting ready to throw down in the boxing ring that the burrito represents in this metaphor. Which creates like an awesome flavor battle in my mouth, or something.\n\nOkay that paragraph got a little out of hand but the point is that I LOVE the wet burrito maybe a little bit too much. It's awesome for that 3:00pm crash too because I can finish the rest of it that I couldn't eat at lunch. I like the carne asada quite a bit, it's super tasty and grilled just right, the chicken is also good.\n\nThe lines get a little long around lunchtime but on days that I brave the queue I'm always pleasantly surprised by how quickly the line moves. The staff is always super-efficient and pretty pleasant if you get a chance to chat with them. They also tolerate me trying to order a burrito in Spanish with a smile, so that's a plus for me.\n\nThe free chips + salsa bar are a boon, and always gives me something to do if I have to wait a couple minutes for my food, which is inevitable on occasion.\n\nFrankly, between La Val's and La Burrita in the same courtyard, I could basically satisfy my lunch needs for the rest of my time on the Northside without venturing elsewhere.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0tDTnbo1ClKQYlRuj86vEw", "date": "2009-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "DDu0HBf_0GZMNXoJ7_SQIA", "text": "Once upon a time I was stuck eating lunch on Northside often and I'd come here, and order the chicken quesadilla. It wasn't amazing, or good to be honest, but it was food.\n\nLike La Val's, the Northside location of La Burrita looks a lot nicer and sunnier than the Southside one. Not surprisingly, the Northside La Burrita is also on the opposite side of a courtyard from La Val's. However, the food is only recommended if you're standing in front of La Burrita and every other restaurant in Berkeley is closed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2006-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bzgio9Qz9YCUpJni-_zn7w", "text": "If I don't go to Cancun, I go here and the burritos are just as good if not better! One of the best burrito places I have ever eaten at! Ok I know this place doesn't serve the most authentic Mexican food but, I don't care, their food is just so damn good. I always just get the regular burrito because the large is too big for me. \n\nThere are two La Burritas, one on each side of campus, and both have the same quality of food. I prefer this La Burrita because it is less crowded, you can have an unlimited amount of homemade chips, and they have a TV.\n\nThis place gets 5 stars all the way.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3tcUVD0T1lqDquvVhl-_xA", "date": "2007-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hc7mSFMOpWMZ4B6kWXVqvA", "text": "I came here to grab a quick dinner after a day of rafting. Some people say that the Southside location is better than this one and it does have more menu options, but the good thing about this one was supposed to be that there are unlimited chips (since it's self-serve). However, I was disappointed upon opening the chip oven that it was completely empty except for a few bits and pieces. When I asked the worker if there were more, he said they were apparently out of chips...\n\nWhat I ordered: \n- Large very veggie burrito ($5.49)\n\nI saw that they had a new garlic onion tortilla and ordered my burrito on that, but actually I couldn't really taste the difference from a normal plain tortilla. The grilled veggies were good, but pouring salsa in the burrito definitely helped enhance the taste. Pretty filling meal, but this is just your standard Mexican fare without bells and whistles.\n\nTIP: Cash preferred, but they take card too!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I5vtuIv3J_BQuSSKuEXe7g", "text": "I graduated from Cal 9 months ago and I still crave their warm chips and salsa. Love Labo chips. AND they're only as limited as you are embarrassed to grab. :) Decent Mexican food and they stay up late enough for those who live on the North Side. I like this location better than the one on South Side, although the service on the other side is better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "B4GclFaVa270QoWbE2o5jA", "date": "2009-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PFd37my8XicuPuhq_aizlQ", "text": "Looking for food for cheap on the North Side of campus?  Fast service, a variety of meat and veggie options, and happy hour prices at night.  The burritos, tacos, and nachos make perfect grab and go lunch fare.  Plus an outdoor patio that shares it space with La Val's for your friends that prefer pizza over burritos.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2010-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qlwjYyx7iUFL9KRfe_P9ag", "text": "Okay so yeah the food is only so-so but damn their chips and salsa are addicting.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CfV_axQI2rK0eHB9FfG_GQ", "date": "2009-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xsXGTJMQ5Faf02mstXyN-Q", "text": "It's so cheap, it's so quick.  It has saved me from starvation many times late night.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LBTp89k-qNO4UY5-zsI7nw", "date": "2005-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9NySD48o5xvR3aF-JIp_6Q", "text": "I visit La Burrita's south side location every so often, and I always get their cheesesteak burrito. So I came here planning to order the same thing, but they didn't have it! :( The menu selection on north side is a lot smaller and more boring. I ended up ordering a shrimp burrito, but wasn't very impressed. It was really wet, and hard to eat. Overall, it just didn't taste that great. The only good thing about this location is that you get unlimited chips.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ypi79ZvMEwlW7aNcrb418g", "date": "2012-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ABQsuzRqgkML1PU8TQfAlw", "text": "Their vegetarian tacos are huge (as far as tacos go) and cheap. I can eat lunch for $2 which automatically makes La Burrita amazing. I'm almost worried they're going to catch on and make them smaller.\n\nI have also ordered every vegetarian burrito on the menu and each has exceeded my (somewhat low) expectations. The wet burritos are a bit messy for me though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qVFZc2USkjYR9lcPGnKYFA", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LBFR5uIPG11H8BTxzi4lOA", "text": "The perfect place to grab a quick bite to eat before those late, late night study sessions.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: four stars.\n\nUnlimited chips for poor college students? Not bad at all, LB, not bad at all...\n\nAs for the burrito, many people have problems with how wet the burritos are. As for myself, I prefer wet burritos that are dripping with flavor, so the burritos here were perfect. They usually came in two styles; one with sour cream and guacamole, and the other without. I always got my burritos with sour cream and guac, and I would top it off with loads of salsa. \n\nWas it \"traditional\"? No. Was it healthy? No. Was it lip-smacking good, modesty be damned? You bet it was.\n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: zero stars.\n\nAgain, a North Side restaurant always attracts the typical Berkeley \"undesirables.\" I am pretty unforgiving in that regard; thankfully the food is good enough to ignore the reek.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mRej0Ngq4KSH7WaKTu753w", "text": "Yes yes YES! Me like-y this place. I love their chips and salsa. They keep the chips fresh, light, and crispy. The salsa is perfectly balanced too; not too spicy not too puny. You get to serve urself the chips&salsa, so I always refill mine. HA. Prices are great too, perfect for broke college students!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_PAM1DBWZ6szRLwoT0Fb4Q", "date": "2009-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tbLoYcQAnDpdLXW0Mfb0qA", "text": "One of the better burritos in the vicinity of campus.  And the fact that they bake their own all-you-can-eat tortilla chips is a big draw for me.  Meat quality in burritos is okay at best, but this is a common problem among taquerias.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Vqv5rH2uXxm9tvb2wpa88Q", "date": "2006-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "tjTweRfxeGj81-u2a7nTqw", "text": "If you don't like La Burrita you must not like, well, burritos. They make tortilla chips fresh, too. I like this place a lot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "06xIElWq6CAvmtk1xHJWNA", "date": "2006-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xlAD_G_abqYkr-QS7X32bQ", "text": "I might as well come out and say it--I am \"psychologically dependent\" on La Burrita's Very Veggie burrito. I could eat it every day for weeks without getting bored, and even then I'd only need to take a little bit of a break. \n\nIt can be difficult to find Mexican restaurants that serve high quality, tasty vegetarian food, and I've always felt that options for truly HEALTHY burritos have been lacking at places I've frequented in the past. At La Burrita, I've found my perfect burrito:\n\nWhole wheat tortilla, black beans, lettuce, salsa, and avocado.  All of this for only $3.90! \n\nIt's that simple, yet the flavors are incredibly complex, and afterward, I don't feel like I've eaten a brick of saturated fat. Unless, of course, I got it wet (smothered in red enchilada sauce and melted cheese). This brings me to another point: I have been looking for a vegetarian wet burrito option for YEARS, and not until La Burrita's recent menu change this year did I find what I had been longing for.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QCTDMx5zXmu14JrZxbVhnQ", "date": "2007-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EgjFc4WRa4aw9VxBmtQHbQ", "text": "It's mediocre, but since it's close to my office and no Mexican food in Berkeley is that great, I don't object too strenuously when my friends drag me here. I stick to veggie tacos, as the meat's not worth the calories. Chips are decent but there's only one salsa with any taste (jalapeno) and even that one tastes stale sometimes.\n\nBetter places near campus include Mario's La Fiesta and La Cascada (most would also include Cancun); even Baja Fresh and Chipotle at least have fresher ingredients. One place that's worse: La Burrita on southside.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2007-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "TXBmOSzqoMdhGHrXwqoiyg", "text": "You could do worse than La Burrita, far worse.  OK, so maybe a lot of the charm of this place is that it's kind of off the street and has an interesting interior.  Not interesting design-wise, but more of just odd.\n\nI've only eaten here three times, and each time, the food was good.  I had to wait awhile the last time, but it was worth it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zl1fJNTzNULZiqBRShxUYA", "date": "2008-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zptyuNnvIThIkxXPz8KoGw", "text": "Regular Nachos with Sour Cream - - Yummy!!\n\nI like to stick to what I know and in this case, nachos. I order the same thing every time I go (once a week) and one order is enough for two people. The price is reasonable and as I mentioned earlier, the nachos are delish!\n\nI decided to be adventurous one day and tried the bean and cheese burrito but found it to be quite soggy, added with the free chips and salsa, you can make your own version of the nachos (heh)\n\nDespite the website saying it is open till 10, it is in fact, only open till 9 pm. I always prefer sitting outside as the inside never seems to be clean. There are always plates on the tables and empty baskets of chips lying around.\n\nOverall rating - 3/5", "stars": 3, "user_id": "aZK6CwG3efw2RIgtN0bRgw", "date": "2011-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "5bOG_OxKDh8cQtVtAdZEug", "text": "I got food poisoning the first time I ever came to this specific La Burrita my freshman year. \n\nYeah, that's how good it is.\n\nIs it probably better than I make it seem? Yes. Do other people like it? Yes. Should I give it a second chance? Potentially.\n\nWill I give anything a second chance if I fear getting sick and I know Chipotle is a better alternative? Absolutely not.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "BLmRIoETvx6ZiegiIWh0tw", "date": "2008-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "xBRLEVDJclM5BF1DGTrtSA", "text": "Evan's Thoughts\n\nLa Burrita es muy bueno!\n\nAfter much thought and deliberation between giving this restaurant a 3 or 4 I had to go with it being a four for the following reasons:\n\n1.  The Price ($3-$4 for a burrito?!  You can't beat that.)\n2.  The Environment (This ain't no taco bell, this is legitimate un-americanized mexican food.  Sorry, I'm a sucker for traditional.)\n3. Great food.  (My horchata was one of the best I've had in a while, and trust me I know my horchata.  Also, my shrimp burrito was phenomenal and I would definitely get it again.)\n\nBottom Line:  If you're looking to get all the bang out of your buck and you've got a hankering for authentic mexican food look no further mis amigos.\n\n***************************************************\nMadeleine's Thoughts\n\nNow I loooove my mexican food, and for the price of this place, it deserves 4 stars. It is definitely frequented by college students all the time, so it is not a place for a business lunch or the likes. \n\nI got a side order tamale (about $2.60 I believe) but I wanted pork and they only had steak or chicken. So I decided on the chicken (though I wanted that pork tamale... :( ) and it was a decent tamale. It came with a spicy runny sauce of which I wasn't a fan. I got a side order of rice too because I assumed the tamale would be tiny (and I was right! poorly endowed tamale).\n\nOverall, cheap and edible. Some dishes are tastier than others, but considering it is cheap cheap cheap, you might as well go here then go spend the rest of your \"would have been lunch money\" on something special for yourself. You deserve it. And if you don't, convince yourself you do.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZpnA9ZDunx6LwHIo7Gw8wg", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s5QBgdNLg6ObRfK3sY5efg", "text": "List: Berkeley's Cheapest Eats\n\nBean and cheese burrito, 2 baskets of chips, salsa, and soda water with lime: $3.25.\n\nThe cheapskate beauty of La Burrita is found in the extras: basket of chips, free soda water at the soda machine (southside only), and free limes, radish, salsa, and jalapeno at the salsa bar.  La Burrita is second only to Dollar Curry House in value.  Five out of five top ramens.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f2ZavUgdkNuGof2CT6ztew", "date": "2008-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9fjdQvNl1yWKCNgo0VaCyA", "text": "Top of the list of places I crave to eat at, after being gone a few months? weeks? days? from Berkeley.\n\nHowever, it might be safe to say that usually when I come here, I'm usually depressed or drunk, so something about them chemicals in my mind + cortisol + fatty Mexican food = deliciousness and the release of too many happy serotonin in my digestive system. \n\nBest things ever:\nSuper Nachos (+ chicken): ~$5.95\n- Don't notice how they make it. Just notice the deliciousness of a 1-pound bag of crunchy nachos, melted cheese, beans (and i HATE beans normally!), shredded chicken, guacamole, mmm.\nSteak Super Burrito: ~$4-5\n- Comes with everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. In melted, 1000 calorie wonder. Omg.\n\nThus, La Bo deserves my undying affection. The destination, ultimate, for my rainy day drives & my post-depressed night morning junk food, & make-up conversations.\n\nAlso, luckily, there is another La Bo located a mere 3 minute walk from  Kips (4 from Bears Lair). Hello, end to fantastic nights with nachos.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3aur17CDgFoedYmmAl-3lQ", "date": "2009-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "B9dkIPzN17drWrRF05J-4A", "text": "This is a good place for lunch. The food is not too bad, and the price is hard to beat. The extra star is for the outdoor seating. Try the torta.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YDNfY5wFvIrmd0GiLe-wpQ", "date": "2005-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bh7e0qm5o1cjglO1OPtf9w", "text": "LaBurrita was once my stomping grounds during my college days at Cal. After a night of excessive partying, a Carne Asada burrito from LaBurrita hits the spot every time. \n\nIt's affordable, and high in calories if you're hungry! If you go to the North side location, they have unlimited chips & salsa. The chips are kept warm and are addicting. Can't stop at just one!\n\nAlso, the North side location serves alcohol -- which may interest the students of legal age -- or some of our more daring younger ones who look like their older siblings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P3dAZz3kCeA3pjtk-TGXFw", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "P6DeQmEstaTDjFqomQs-1A", "text": "There was a time in my graduate studies when I spent late nights on campus, and during that time I frequented La Burrita because I could get something relatively healthy to eat for a reasonable price at a somewhat late hour.   Thankfully, those days are over.  Studying in a windowless building for hours every night is arduous enough, but eating La Burrita and ending up with a tummy ache while trying to study is sheer torture.  \n\nI don't like feeling ill after eating what looks like an innocent burrito, but that's exactly what happened on more than a few occasions to myself and my friends.  The shady-factor of food prep doesn't seem to be an issue unique to La Burrita, though, because I find myself feeling a bit queasy from a number of \"restaurants\" in the North Gate area.  \n\nFriends don't let friends eat La Burrita.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "G5aocoJI7nIXfZDtaJF7xQ", "date": "2007-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vbX9KSQMiVywCG4ZjIBO2Q", "text": "maybe i should have ordered a burrito. well, coulda shoulda woulda, right? i ordered super nachos because i was in a munchy mood. regardless of what i ordered, my choice was unfortunate enough to warrant a measly two-star rating. \n\ni was disappointed. the chicken seemed to have been stewed in its own grease. orange goop pooled below the chips like dirty oil in a cars oil pan. i know nachos are greasy by nature, but this was observably beyond normal.  \n\ni will admit right now that the prices are quite good and its in a really convenient location. for those two reasons, i will probably go back and try a burrito. im willing to give la burrita one more chance...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "CoRkPQt_QY0zyyTCWe4aVQ", "date": "2007-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "-XgF2jpANkEvvUuzjtjAgQ", "text": "2.5 stars\n\nWas in Berkeley at my Alma Mater (PSR) for a meeting and unexpectedly ran into an out-of-town friend/colleague.  So we headed over to Euclid for a cup of coffee & a chat, but she was pulled by California burritos (she's now living inthe mid-west) so we ended up at La Burrita.  \n\nHad Carne Asada Wet Burrito- one of my favs.  Flavor was good, though it had pinto beans.  I prefer black beans.  I didn't think to ask if they had them when I ordered.  Was distracted by my need to find the bathroom.... more on the bathroom later...\n\nTheir jalopena salsa was GREAT!  Flavor of the meat was good.  Sauce on top just ok, slightly bland.  Later that same day... I had some salt issues.  Clearly this lunch was over salted, though it might have just been the chips.  They were salty and I ate them anyway.\n\nNow on to the bathroom- It is a mixed gender bathroom with a stall and a urinal.  There is a lock on the door so you don't have to be confronted with someone using the urinal when you exit the stall- Thank God!  BUT it smells like a neglected rat cage- like old piss.  So appetizing.  :(-   Yuck.  My dining partner wanted to wash her hands, but I told her that she would not feel cleaner after using that bathroom to wash her wants.  Every surface was sticky.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AGm0ij7gr0KsB34LDRInNw", "date": "2008-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HTJYxGPSjv82nec8uQmKag", "text": "Ok. Let's clarify one thing over those that have been reviewing this place poorly.  It is a college town burrito joint. It is not supposed to be gourmet. It's not supposed to have environs that please or amazing wait service or even really a clean bathroom.  What it should have?  Greasy Mexican food, cheap beer, and a collegial atmosphere.  And ya know what? It's got all three in terrific quantities.  Toss in unlimited free chips and a large salsa bar?  Freaking heaven people.  And it reminds me of my good ole days at UGA in Athens. \n\nWas here immediately following the US/Ghana World Cup match - they had set up TVs in the courtyard so people could watch and it was packed.  We got our food quickly, ate under a beautiful tree with the sun beating down on our heads, and enjoyed every last minute of it.  Will be back next time I'm in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DfcdoGzz39FBS6o8U7ZyOQ", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "XzWUVPs5VcCTEVtWYZVYRg", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 8, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "GSLExufbLyzLu4Z9D4sAig", "text": "As a college town, Berkeley has a number of restaurants which offer a selection of terrible food cooked badly and which is almost certain to deliver food poisoning or a long sit-down on the rectal confessional.\n\nOf this selection I'm not certain if La Burrita is the best of show.  It's possible they trade the rank with other GI tract-hating human slop troughs.  What is certain is that in the past decade I've been a resident, I have had many an unfortunate share their horror stories about this awful, awful place.  Four times I had to endure the sight of some unbeliever who had brought some of their poison to my house and refused to allow me to throw it away immediately.\n\nFour times, four different people, four trips to the toilet.\n\nLa Burrita should thank Yelp for the free 1 star that I am unable to remove from this review.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "MtJpkMJ1edE_Q0ec8cmxVQ", "date": "2008-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1c-sh_oUcdWcrrikHJq36w", "text": "After class, I was pretty hungry. And it was right there on telegraph and Bancroft in front of the Bookstore. \n\nService:\nThey were extremely friendly. I couldn't ask for better service. The guy even gave us a free drink cause apparently they were still in training and they were thanking us for baring with their sluggliness. \n\nFood:\nNinjutsu - It was pretty good. It had seaweed and japanese mayo. I didn't think it was too special, but it was unique. The bread was a little too hard/crispy for my taste. \nWushu - I thought this was a better choice. It had pork sung and japanese mayo. It was tastier than the other. Again, the bread was a little too hard/crispy to my liking. \nGrass Jelly Drink - I liked this alot. Not too different than the grass jelly you get at the stores though. \n\nPrice:\nIt was a little pricey. \nHot dog - $4.30 + tax \nGrass Jelly Drink - $2.30 + tax\n\nOverall:\nI would recommend this place to try. Not sure if I could recommend it as a regular eatery.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "soFo2vPCPZey3F6XP4WATA", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4sp2-HxTkCwOyvbqBGe5_g", "text": "Fast, cheap, delicious, and unique hot dogs. Perfect lunch between classes. I get the Wushu dog with the tranquil tea and a bag of chip :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ecofx_tmDtITvMepBuZnzw", "date": "2012-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7pBsQNEP1mN-vG3abObhAQ", "text": "Bought a groupon for this place a while a go and finally got around to using it...I'm glad I did! These hotdogs rock! I'm a vegetarian so I SO appreciate that they offer the field sausage veggie option. The combo of sausage, yummy cabbage, nori and mayo is special. I don't think they charge too much. They use quality ingredients and put care into the food. I would definitely frequent this food truck again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LvJerOA6nOd-MB9UZIsTzg", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-8N0XDjao5b_8lMUmWJwpQ", "text": "I was walking by and randomly gota wushu dog. The person who took the order (is he the owner?) was really nice, and it was a suny day...so i felt good and ended up ordering a combo instead of just a dog. Nice flavor, surprisingly good. It just felt a teensy bit expensive to charge $ 6.45 for a dog ad a soda when the dog itself was like less than $5. Although id be willing to pay that for a dog with slightly more meat. Overall, would like to give 3.5 but yelp wont let me!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9wNTjdInDajAGwVQzI3BSA", "text": "Don't know how there are so many five star ratings on here, but Dojo Dog is definitely good - solid three (and a half) stars, but I'll round it up to four since the workers are nice and friendly and it's a budding venture.\n\nI like the Wushu dog a lot - it's filling and tasty. The toppings make it worth the price, which is only around $4 if you're a Dojo Dog VIP (all you have to do is like them on Facebook). \n\nI had a Shaolin Monk dog once (don't remember the kind) and I definitely would not recommend it. It was super salty, unfilling, and expensive for having no bread and just seaweed. \n\nLast but not least, get the mango jasmine tea! For $1.15 it's super cheap (don't know how long that price will last) and it's yummy, a solid mango tea with a hint of jasmine (might be too sweet, depending on the day). \n\nI wish service were faster - again, the people are friendly but during opening week they were so slow both with dealing money and getting the food out quickly. They've gotten better but it feels like they cook one dog at a time - not very efficient.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7fiRE5gWenxxgCUrlXs72Q", "date": "2012-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BNloWluwGe5YUu6qmSBTnw", "text": "Very unique and surprisingly scrumptious! I went here on a whim instead of the usual Vietnamese truck and I'm glad I did.\n\nI love their new veggie dog option and they have sauces galore.\nI'll definitely be coming back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zuSHTgyhWKurhQBvvNuf-A", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c2HlnietJU7EZIRkjXCMUQ", "text": "Jeff: I'm hungry and I've no money.\nCelia: oh, I bought munchonme coupons for Dojo Dog.\nJeff: that's enough to feed half of a quarter of a person.\nCelia: ...\nJeff: how many did you buy?\nCelia: 2.\nJeff: you need 16 to make one meal.\n\n\nBut yeah. I would visit more regularly if it were more filling and WAAAY less salty. Cool idea and the buns are soft, chewy and well-toasted-- but no comparison at all to Top Dog.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "MSwnEugaNRe50qXy21-fFw", "date": "2012-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dbsarAoGWjoIwiZK-MGVJA", "text": "I never thought I would be having a Hot-Dog Handroll but it just goes to show, you never know...it was surprisingly good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3_QvTWWvaLdhyhQq_E1g7g", "date": "2012-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FK01g9b4yc1nNSa9irq3Pg", "text": "You can get the hotdog on munchonme for 2.99. Great deal, However I wouldn't expect to get full by just eating one hot dog. For the price of $5 per hot dog, it is comparable to Top Dog here in Berkeley. They should have a deal of 2 hotdog for $8! Otherwise. the owner is actually a berkeley undergrad student too!\n\nI ordered Wushu dog and it was a mixed of eastern and asian twist. Sweet mayonnaise sauce and shredded pork toppings on top of salty hotdog tastes AMAZING.  \n\n- 1 star, it's just too expensive!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LvjYgC5ZJFyMQWOWX9B9EQ", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "G7aUs8ft0aZv4-BzuO_-Ew", "text": "Might be in the minority here but I MUCH preferred the Ninjitsu (seaweed, teriyaki sauce, Japanese mayo) over the Wushu ( pork sung, katsu sauce, Japanese mayo). Something about the intense sweetness/ savoriness of the pork sung compounded with similar favors in the sauces and the meat makes for an uber-salty/sweet hotdog. \n\nIn any case, the idea of an Asian-style hotdog is interesting and unique and the truck itself is adorable! I do think that the hotdogs on a whole could benefit from some neutral veggies like thinly sliced raw cabbage or something, just because all of the competing flavors are really strong and the bun doesn't quite balance everything out. \n\nHope dojo dog (and the corresponding munchonme coupon) sticks around!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Hjpn4meBXbjJHd8bkG4fSA", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h2SxaGUk8X1KaCp_4O145Q", "text": "Friendly service every time I've been there. Dojo Dog makes life easy when you're a college student tired of GBC, Crossroads, and Cafe 3. It's not as pricey as other places -- heyo, Chipotle -- and tastes twice as good. Plus, it's located right on campus. \n\nMy personal favorite is definitely the Ninjitsu, though I have some friends that will fight for the Wushu.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Qp5Gv_owPKiPWCJDlSh4mw", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hrWTq7a3SBrtZ3_T7gMsSA", "text": "This place is incredible. Yeah a hot dog costs like five bucks but it's very filling and the flavors mesh beautifully and you can taste the quality and the different textures ahhhhhhh \nEveryone who works there is also incredibly nice. I love the kendo dog, at first I was like...fish flakes? But then I had a sample and I immediately ordered one. The one with the seaweed and teriyaki is also awesome. I havent tried the pork sung. At any rate, everyone definitely needs to try it at least once!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ykgw5DFmPQtVSXTpgaPkxA", "date": "2012-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IKcZ13nDVHGXixaucxqKGQ", "text": "I have to say I am pretty disappointed in this place.  I had very high hopes with being blown away with such creative hot dogs but it all just fell flat.  I bought a groupon so was able to try one of each.  After tasting each, it came down to the fact that I basically just paid for the novelty of tasting asian inspired ingredients in a hot dog.  Which all of the ingredients, might I add, I already had in the house and totally could have done myself.\n\nI think the flavor could have been vastly improved if they didn't use just a plain old hot dog.  At least have the options to have polish sausage, hot links or bratwurst.   The bread is also non special typical hot dog bun.  Not to mention they were all pretty small in portion- I mean for $4.60 per dog, they were long but very skinny, no mass to it.  With the such plain average sausage and bun, I was hoping the sauce and other toppings would compensate but those didn't either.  The sauces didn't do much to compliment the boring link and all the other toppings such as the cabbage were pretty bland.  The shaolin monk was particularly disappointing as it appears very creative but ended up tasting exactly how it looks- take a flat sheet of seaweed and wrap it around a hot dog.  Of the 4 dogs, my favorite was the one with pork sung, and that's only cuz i love pork sung, so the hot dog cant even take credit for that.\n\nFor over priced asian inspired hot dogs, I would rather head over to Doggie Style in Alameda- at least they have much more variety of toppings and links there.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "GyYInrWOVwPEqECKOC9T3g", "date": "2012-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IrI6KnVLdDQSh0TcKD1EXg", "text": "This tasted pretty amazing..", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5NpcbU07s3wYp1_ScWNs3A", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JbAP7tqLUGaCwZgra--6Qw", "text": "The dogs themselves are decent with a nice snap, but for 2 dollars less you can get a top dog, or for one dollar more you could get 2 top dogs. This is essentially a gimmick which I think can only be called tasty because they use good bread and hot dogs, and then have mayo or mayo related sauces on it to give it that extra savory bite. The other bulk purchased dried asian stuff isn't really necessary but I guess it gives a reason to charge alot more.  I'd like an advertised option for just a normal hot dog, for 3 dollars. then i may come back more.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jFhZ8-YV90i8QtKNBe5cWw", "text": "Kind of on the pricier side for a hot dog but after eating it you'll realize that it was worth it. The meat is fairly good quality and the buns are nice and toasty (comparable to Top Dog). Whereas Top Dog focuses on the types of meat, flavors of meat, etc., Dojo Dog focuses on the toppings that are put on the hot dogs. The toppings (nori, bonito flakes, teriyaki sauce, pork sung, etc.) are combined in a unique way adding texture and flavors to your otherwise average hot dog. It is basically a very delicious Japanese style hot dog. The hot dogs also come in a low calorie option in which the dog (with your toppings) is wrapped with lettuce in seaweed. When they gave free samples out, I tried this, it was pretty good but the normal hot dogs are much better.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "acOUyjfjSWJghQuFyXztqw", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jVwNKnVPyE9l4f-7q7xbmg", "text": "I was visiting Berkeley with a friend and I actually had a craving for hot dogs before seeing this truck....once I saw the truck, I took it as a sign that it was meant to be for me to have a hot dog.\n\nI made a quick decision based on the pictures on the side. Apparently not your average old weenie. All of them were Asian inspired. I ordered the Ninjitsu dog (the one with lots of nori in it). The guy who took my order was nice.\n\nHot dog was not bad, but I felt like it needed an additional flavor to it. Like daikon or something. Maybe I should have chosen a different dog. Overall dog was good though. Very filling. They were generous with the toppings it came with.\n\nI wouldn't mind trying another weenie.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OXYtOFX9xXukagW5Ku5dfg", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NHQ9QN-5NxAHWJFfFQnOnA", "text": "I got the dojo dog and it was surprisingly good. japaese mayo and seaweed was def a first for me. recommend", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UlHA7J2NIA3pZ5ajG3PWEg", "date": "2011-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OdQxri1kptWTbjiboVvNhw", "text": "The people were really nice, so that's always cool. First, the girl that took our order helped us figure stuff out 'cos we were totally not prepared. Once we got it together, the guy who handed us the food was also nice. \n\nThe food was a little hit or miss, kinda bland at times but also interesting with the Asian inspired stuff like bonito flakes and nori. Not necessarily craving it but might return for the Wushu, which I thought was stronger than the rest.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nugG6j8B4q0VpcPF9L4Iyw", "date": "2012-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OyDq-tBoV7WsyiVI2gy1JQ", "text": "I tried out Dojo Dog during their test run on the Berkeley campus and it was delicious. I recommend the Taekwondog, it was a really interesting combinations of flavors. The sausages are high quality, but I think the sauces really made the difference. Definitely will eat again in the future.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cwA1mhaH2bm1Jxw_7w3kPA", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P5f1PjFlV1MNvDPSFqR7Qw", "text": "Their hot dogs are pretty good (who knew seaweed on a hot dog would actually taste good?) But I don't think they're worth $5. Top dog is considered an expensive hot dog and its $3. I would consider Dojo Dog for $3, but not anymore because in the end, a hot dog is a hot dog. \n\nAlso the service wasn't as great as other people have said. Maybe you have to be the owner's friend to get that kind of service because the guy that took my order (assuming he's the owner) was more preoccupied in talking to his friends in line behind me than in taking my order.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C49i9PfuucXqXF6BIacYtg", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rnhcY0VsWgP7oChyW2eXNg", "text": "Fantastic service every time I've been to this student-run food truck outside of UC Berkeley's campus. I think the fact that this is a student-run establishment is absolutely fantastic, and the food is absolutely amazing to say the least. The blend of American and Japanese cuisine is genius, and the Ninjitsu dog is fantastic, especially when paired with Dojo Dog's TranquiliTea.\n\nI would definitely recommend stopping by and trying out this innovative, new type of fusion cuisine!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dNFaMKkophjzWsP-qYNokg", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sCBKQzWfLM4dxpUIbRO32w", "text": "tried this place because these fools were hella troll on sproul. they were giving out free samples of Dojo Dog's mango jasmine green ice tea drink (which is actually refreshing and delicious, i really liked it.) the dude there at the table was just full of surprises, first offering me a FREE dojo dog flyer and then when I was about to leave he was like WAIT. DO YOU WANT A DISCOUNT AT DOJO DOG...FOREVER? so i filled out a short survey and they signed me up for dojo dog elite. \n\nwith the flyer and the v.i.p. sticker they gave me i got the ninjitsu dog with the free full sized drink for 4.25. the hot dog was kind of messy because of all the sauce they put on top of it but i was really surprised on how delicious it was. I would have never thought to top a hot dog with seaweed, sweet mayo and terriyaki. and i really liked that the hot dog was wrapped in a crispy hoagie rather than just a bun. it was really creative twist and for 4.25 for a hot dog and drink, i'd come here everyday.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "00J1DIaFD0xaXo9YFR2Fgg", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ShLDiRkHMg1eWu_nwlrkIw", "text": "This is certainly the BEST, MOST GORGEOUS, LEGIT HOT DOG ever.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vw1h6aIXS1eftG4TD7xbiA", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VwJNxpfi_hu-T2fUl4tjtA", "text": "Wonderful truck! Extremely friendly service. Incredible story behind the business. Got a groupon so I got to try all the hot dogs. My personal favorite was the shaolin monk. This dog comes with no bun, and in its places is a seaweed wrap. Utterly delicious!!! My little boy boy devoured the toasted bun and veggie dog. \nAs someone that used to own and operate my own hot dog truck, I can appreciate this student run small business. Two thumbs up!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "li4MC_morWY3X9MB2yRviQ", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VYSlr-hjzFfjWbA0Yc86mQ", "text": "If you're looking for more than your average hot dog, then Dojo Dog has it. Their three styles of hot dog provide really unique asian flavors. The french hoagie roll holding up the dog definitely pushes it over to the gourmet side, but it's needed to complement the higher quality ingredients. Plus, it's a great change from your usual soft bun, giving hot dog lovers more chew and crunch.\n\nDefinitely come check out Dojo Dog. Pretty unique experience, and they're selling tea!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZM4vMlsup9cSP7gQmxOwVg", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wA-6gu3Ka9MvHRDRL70wIg", "text": "How unique. Hot dog with a twist. I tried the Shaolin Monk, which was delicious!\n\nI would've given them 4 stars if it wasn't so pricey. They dock a dollar off if you have VIP status simply by liking them on Facebook. An extra star if it didn't seem like something I could've put together.\n\nNonetheless, my taste buds were satisfied, but my wallet wasn't. :/", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C3aWYjdI3xZIaFOuswnu6A", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xgSTHl428s1Ip5Pf_qceVQ", "text": "They make your hot dog right away. Well at least their regular one. The hot dog is pretty long and it is filling.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YaMklHG3IxMpYpHZLpp2ow", "text": "Being Chinese, Peruvian, German, Polish, and Native American, I love fusion food.  I never stray away from combinations that may seem a little strange, but this was kind of gross. I love nori and I love hot dogs, but I don't love the Ninjutsu dog.  Putting aside my opinions about  this combination of foods, the individual ingredients weren't the best. The hot dog they  used reminded me of the hot dogs they served in my public elementary school.  The type of dogs where you really question what kind of meat you are eating. The teriyaki sauce was too sweet for my taste, and overpowered the rest of the flavors. The bun was good, but it wasn't as grilled and crispy as I would of liked it. On a positive note, the nori was good by itself.\n\nThe only thing I really enjoyed about this place was Tranquilitea. It's tasty and refreshing. Though, I don't know if it's necessarily worth going back for. The service was fast and polite, so no complaints there. To me, receiving a Dojo dog is like receiving a mud pie from a child. I love the creativity, but there's no way I'm putting that thing into my mouth.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "32O8wxuxkAgmq3Ye3Row6w", "date": "2012-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ySk3bB00yTNjmbx18k3Q7Q", "text": "For college students on the run, Dojo Dog is a great place to pick-up a hot dog. \n\nEverything on the menu is neatly organized and they are often running promotions which makes it easier on a student's wallet. All the hot-dogs are 100% real meat and the toppings are innovative and flavorful. \n\nI personally enjoyed the Wushu Hot Dog. The cabbage cut through the pork very well and the sauce on top added a nice element to the overall hot-dog. Also, it should be noted that the bun wasn't soggy due to all the fillings and additions. It still retained its crispiness making for an excellent hot dog. Definitely come and enjoy a Dojo Dog if you are in the mood for asian fusion cuisine!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RJPdgsdGXjwE00rPKNkeHw", "date": "2012-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZnE15R4j-JsNpDZ4QXYr2A", "text": "Perfect for a quick snack on a sunny day.\n\nRandomly noticed this food truck as I was walking on south Berkeley and decided to give it a shot. I  probably had a subconcious craving as I had recently had a Japanese-style hot dog in Japan town a few weeks prior. The hot dog was satisfying and tasty. I would have liked if it was a bit more packed with toppings and had the option to add some pickled daikon. The tranquility tea is a good compliment. \n\nDefinitely worth checking out if you are looking for a quick lunch on-the-go or want to sit on the grass and enjoy the sun.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2012-05-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CL_QddMH3mj72unRJJAvUQ", "text": "I LOVE DOJO DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Best idea with a dog to date!! Me and the Homie Tre found this spot close to the job site.  Had the Ninjitsu and the Kendo, both was CRACKIN!!  Must try if you in the area, the tranquilitea is on hit too!  WE VIP'S BEH BEH lol", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ilswheKQ-aFwfHP2Jcxuxw", "date": "2012-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0u3lD_JX2MDS9S2hle7Hnw", "text": "I think most of the five star reviews here are written by people who know the owner of this food truck, because their dog really is not too tasty or cheap ($5 for a dog). I had the Wushu dog, and it tasted like an average hot dog with hint of soy sauce. \n\nDojo Dog is not worth the money and the stomach when you can get a cheaper and tastier dog at Top Dog.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "qFxEAsD6QoNLWNZopgh9GA", "date": "2012-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h9Im69OmVg1DxDc8kkTZjA", "text": "The wushu is my favorite hot dog in EVER.\nThank you for making my monday class bearable.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3tn7TX3akodPSpCnx7LG4g", "date": "2012-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HkBt60iTxcOV9ihbuYpK8Q", "text": "The Honest Truth: It's a good idea.  The buns are good.  The dogs are small. But $5? Way too much for my wallet.\n\nThe Details: I've wanted to try it for a while because I've heard good things about it! The sign by the truck is deceiving because I thought it would be $3 and some change for the dog but instead it was $5! For one dollar more, I could get a huge calzone, or I could eat at a pizza buffet.  The hot dog itself was pretty good, the only things was that I was surprised at how small the hot dog was... I had the ninjitsu and all of the flavors were good. \nI do appreciate the concept of the truck though and props to the Berkeley student who started it up.  But if you want people to come more often, you can't make your hot dogs five dollars.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-05-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KJHzNooQp5yPMaUlaCJBmg", "text": "We ran into this near the slather gates- what an awesome foodtruck. \n\nWe tried the Wushu- which has a really dry pork topping (like a freeze dried shredded pork). I admit I wasn't a fan of it but all the other toppings still made it a great dog. It had cabbage, japanese mayo, and katsu sauce. The dogs are amazing- really flavorful and they snap. Ten times better than top dog hot dogs. The bun was great too. \n\nTheir tea was so freaking amazing delicious- jasmine mango I think. \n\nThey're super into technology... if you like them on facebook and tell them, they give you a sticker so your hot dogs are now 3.60 (I think) instead of $4.60. When we liked them we saw if we shared their video we could get a free tea. Good dogs and freebies/ discounts that's a win in my book. \n\nThe guy who helped us was super nice. There was an older woman who seemed a bit confused by everything... he gave her the discount price after telling her to make sure she liked them on facebook and literally got out of the truck to walk her hot dog to her since she was sitting down nearby. He spent some time talking to her about the hot dog and told him to let her know if she wasn't happy with it. He was really nice to us too. Great customer service is always an added plus. Wish I lived closer so I could eat this all the time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zZb4GkRUgYJDfxT-EEKxKw", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OqFlaUuYWz1UUPZZvsRGvQ", "text": "I consider myself a hot dog expert because mainly, I worked the hot dog cart for almost 7 years, to put myself through college.  I'm quite a hot dog snub because after working in the industry, I know an exceptional hot dog to an ok one.   So, I don't take this lightly when I say that this is one of the best dressed hot dogs i've had. The only hot dog place that I go to is Pink's in LA and this place comes close.  The teriyaki and the shredded pork were phenomenal!  Good job!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dAPmvtgc8WHLv6AXkrtCRw", "date": "2012-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pQ52dkcA088ek1loJo2eXQ", "text": "Since my friend Serena S. has reviewed this, I shall too.\n\nI bought my first dojo dog for late lunch during ASUC elections campaigning. It was an extremely hot day (there was another DD test run after the one I am reviewing on upper Sproul plaza by Ludwig's Fountain but it rained and I just bought food when I left the GBC). The BBQ grill was setup in lower Sproul plaza directly in front of the outdoor seating of the bears lair food court. I went later in the afternoon and my co-campaign manager recommended the Bruce Lee, but the guy in front of me bought the last one. The only remaining choice out of the three on sale was the tae kwon dog. I didn't think that the fish flakes would go well with a hot dog and bun. It came with a can of Coca Cola or Sprite for around $5. The wait isn't really bad since it's cooked right in front of you. Since it was a test run, ingredients weren't fully stocked to handle everyone hence the shortage of hot dogs.\n\nThe fish flakes surprisingly didn't affect the taste of the hot dog as well. It was more of a hint of flavor contrast from the sweet hot dog and sauce. I hope more test runs surface in the next school year with more options and varieties, while keeping costs low for students' budgets.\n\nA suggestion I have, especially for hot days, is to swap the lame high-fructose corn syrup sodas to:\n-natural cane sugar Hansen's drinks from Trader Joe's or Costco\n-aloe vera drinks\n-grass jelly drinks\n\nGood luck and keep it up BAP!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-s3YO82e8eWRfRaKq2KtsA", "text": "Love this cute little food truck. And kudos to my fellow Cal classmate for starting this business! Great idea and the food tastes amazing. You can definitely taste the quality of ingredients and the service is very very friendly. The hot dogs are a pretty good size to fill you up during your lunch break and your orders come out relatively fast. \n\nMy favorite is the Ninjitsu but the Wushu is really good too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iaWzDwyMKeYwOTVNBTDdfA", "date": "2012-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WmXFjXaihD3yu2ix1EOJQA", "text": "When I first heard about Dojo Dog from a friend, I was really excited to see what an Asian twist on a hot dog would taste like. I finally tried one for the first time today. I had the ninjutsu which is a crispy bun with a hot dog topped with Japanese mayo and seaweed. it was absolutely delicious! The bun was crispy, and the japanese mayo and seaweed go together really well. This is an easy 5 stars. Will definitely go back for more.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yi8CCJgoWPxKL75N-93RGg", "date": "2012-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YmWrbJcyL2Ly7D31EOMYHw", "text": "Tried Dojo Dog for the first time today and boy is it delish! Had the Mushu - IT IS AWESOME - I totally went to flavor town and I am loving it. Can't wait to try it again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TMU5UNwswJz4z44fqgrr1A", "date": "2012-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "9Hg0Krruop94Geoctdndbg", "text": "Update: Since the owner went out of his way to tell me about the VIP deal, I went ahead and got the hot dog again, this time for about $4. I did find it a tad salty with all the asian sauces, and again, the hot dog itself is quite small, but it's alright for the new price of $4. And heck, it's on the way home from school. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t1VOaahd55DThKrzQHmjjw", "text": "dojo dog does dogs in a french hoagie  using asian condum(ents) in a food van on the bancroft.\n\neats:\n-ninjutsu dog(4.6)\nnori seaweed,  teriyaki sauce, japanese mayo\n*what was i thinking? teriyaki sauce messes it up! others ok\n-wushu dog(4.6)\npork sung, japanese mayo, katsu sauce.\n*more amiable to katsu sauce. prefer this one.\n-grass jelly drink(2.3) \"enlightening\"\njust seems like grass jelly. honey?, and water -just so so.  3 stars\n\ndog bites:\n-snappy dog, no jism, no taste in meat. \n-hoagie bun too big. small dog in big bun. surprised condum(ents) didn't fall off.\n-shalin monk style (just roasted seaweed and lettuce) probably more suited than hoagie bun.            dogs 3.5 stars/\n-used munch on me voucher.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YB63LXoPeKXsGaPb1RtHVA", "text": "TEMP UPDATE: There's a Munch On Me deal where you can get these for $2.99! Super great deal considering these hot dogs are almost twice the size of top dog's and are now currently the same price. Go try if if you haven't yet!\n\nTo be sure, I was a skeptic at first. Seaweed on my hot dog? \n\nBut for real, these guys pulled it off. Seaweed hotdogs are delicious, and just might be my new favorite thing.\n\nTHE DOG: The Ninjitsu\nSnappy. Juicy. Beef. Nothing at fault here.\nThe Toppings: Seaweed + japanese mayo! So surprised how well this went down. Please try it and become a convert.\nThe Bread: An A+ in my book. Toasted, chewy, delicious sesame crunchiness. \n\nThe price? $4.50 for a pretty sizable amount of deliciousness. The flavors are good, everything tastes fresh (as fresh as a hot dog can be at least). The dog is 100% beef. Top Dog be cheaper, but those dogs are tiny and the buns aren't nearly as good. \n\nThe owner Michael is pretty friendly and looks like he really likes what he's doing :D", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IPMIlQxLb4JQwpCo9iwuxg", "text": "2 stars ONLY because their truck is super cute.\n\nI saw the MunchOnMe deal for this, and had to yelp it first since I'm never near Bancroft and Telegraph anymore. It sounded good, so I bought the deal.\n\nCame here yesterday since I was on campus studying for a midterm and got the Ninjutsu. I would never pay full price for this. $5 for a hot dog? Might as well go to Tako Sushi and get a real meal. \n\nI liked the hoagie bun, and that's about it. I didn't taste any sauce at all, I'm not even sure what was on it. All I really tasted was the seaweed. And I hated the cabbage on the bottom. I hate cabbage in general so I guess that part's biased. But why cabbage? Anyway, part of the hotdog itself was sticking out of the bun, so I took a bite of it and it tasted seriously like nothing. Maybe my taste buds were dead or something.\n\nStill don't like the price they charge. $3 for the MunchOnMe code is bearable, although I'd never get it again. But if the owner is from Cal, he should be more sympathetic to the skyrocketing tuition costs and lower the regular price.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6GBFjAso9wiQPNFhyohnbg", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xf4tTetDve5S2WfEf0l8Ew", "text": "Good quality ingredients as far as I know -- 100% beef links and french rolls. I personally like all of the dogs they have, especially with some sriracha :-) ... Tranquiltea (their mango-jasmine ice tea) is a lifesaver on hot days, and the combo ($5 only!) makes a good meal. Remember that Dojo is student-owned and student-run. Cheers to entrepreneurs! \nIf you need a recommendation, the Wushu is the best-seller.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4GZJpiiPJmCu-5PWlc1YSQ", "date": "2012-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6_BPDB0M9Nuz7CnY0pc7pw", "text": "LOVED the original Dojo Dog! At first, I was kind of skeptical of the asian flavors on a hot dog, but it was really delicious. I came back wanting one more during the test trial run, but it sold out! So I'm definitely glad I to try one. \n\nHope there's another sale soon, can't wait for new flavors!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TUyv2fPoOGHrbNO8kcoFig", "date": "2011-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J0FReCb0O77QyyeGW9Z8Fw", "text": "Had their ninjitsu dog today and was very disappointed . Their filling was so salty it was practically inedible ... I was unable to finish the hot dog . Also , $5 is kinda overpriced for a hot dog .", "stars": 1, "user_id": "gk5BjGoT--YRci9ZJ_WElQ", "date": "2012-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nuIxuoIY_2AsgLo-xm0hkg", "text": "Dojo Dog is amazing. I had it only once, but I've been craving it a few times every since. Sometimes, I would much rather have a Dojo Dog over a Top Dog. \n\nI tried the one with Japanese Mayo and Seaweed. I have yet to try the rest.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KYRNOQs3bL0XwJhPNEN_MQ", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T8MfGV3elKCsDRxRTey7Kw", "text": "Love the truck's decor and concept, but its a bits expensive - we went because because we got MunchOnMe deals. We were really excited and order 1 of each: Wushu, Ninjitsu, and Kendo. They were good, but sadly, I didn't like them not enough to go back a second time. maybe if the prices were lower. The dog is a little too small for the bread.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_OCGb4viGsGT4yyryDumIg", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hT1qt9I7L86Lm0WY8aukfQ", "text": "First got dojo dog when I tried one of their samples on Sproul. I ordered the Ninjitsu (cuz I love seaweed), and I thought it was really good. The seaweed and the sauce adds a really unique taste to it, so it definitely isnt like a regular hot dog. I'd come back here again, even though I dont usually eat hot dogs. The toppings they add were good enough to make me crave this like every other day. \n\nI highly recommend the tea also..super refreshing especially for hot summer days.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k-ccA1KzyJTpMEjh75WmSQ", "date": "2012-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VN6PqMWROZtBWx-40KMcpw", "text": "Five stars for cute a$$ graphics---seriously, the cutest food truck/cart I've ever seen.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rWg9z41sKNAr6T0lDdAdzw", "date": "2012-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3aC1lfOopbt7mRT8Fb4zrQ", "text": "I basically never eat hot dogs... but Dojo Dog is so good!  I haven't had a hot dog in years, but I stopped by to try samples and it was love at first bite.\n\nIn my opinion it is far better than Barney's which seems overpriced at ~$9 for a sausage, bun, and fries.\n\nThe ingredients go well together in a unique combination, and the bun is toasted to the perfect ratio of crunchiness and fluffiness.  \n\nThey have a seaweed/lettuce wrap option, and I wish they had a whole wheat option too (but I  don't know if anyone besides me would get it...)\n\n$5 is cheaper than a bulgogi sandwich.  If it were ~$4 I'd be going here way more instead of eating my healthy fruit salad lunches.  So in conclusion, the pricing is good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4jPsIgMZT4_Ks5-myaW9Bg", "date": "2012-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HTKl5yucC6n2NL-o4oCbyA", "text": "Updated review! Saw a deal on munchonme for $2.99 for a dog. YUM! That's cheaper than top dog with all kinds of yummy asian toppings. Not to mention there's a deal where the owner is helping some clubs raise money (10% goes to the club if you bring a flyer and you can get a free drink)\n\nSeriously awesome guy, doing some awesome things on campus!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3twGxP4fOd2WtO8GyffvpA", "date": "2012-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wsQYCfUcNMEoN58RnlLnQg", "text": "Shaolin Monk Style -- instead of a french hoagie roll, the hotdog is wrapped in roasted seaweed wrap. Yum! This adds a crunchy texture and roasted flavor to the meal, which is a nice difference against eating the usual carbs. \n\nI've tried the Wushu and Kendo on the hoagie roll as well--I like the asian fusion flavor combinations, though my only gripe is that I want enough of these toppings to accompany the dog in every bite.\n\nOther than that, really convenient, on-the-go food, and really cute truck!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K4X6rIL2wFGhs7X4RRNsrQ", "date": "2012-04-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pbUcI1qHO0VnuM7bEWSziA", "text": "I was fortunate enough to have been in Berkeley on Dojo Dog's first day of doing business. I had the regular Dojo Dog (nori and a couple asian sauces), and it was fantastic! The dog itself was great quality, and the sauces really took it to the next level. I've never had a dog quite like it..\n\nLooking forward to trying other dogs on the menu!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RuMTrArIbDDFHlXJYPZFfA", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "jHXY_cf5NHYT6V2zhRkivg", "text": "So far I've only had the Shaolin Monk and the Tranquilitea but Dojo Dog is part of my weekly lunch (even though that may be bad for my health). My favorite part of the Shaolin Monk is the cabbage and the japanese mayonnaise. It brings out the hot dog in a different way compared to normal hot dogs. It's also great for low-carb diets which is something that I've been on recently. When you're on a low-carb diet it is really hard to find something to eat other than salads so this is a great alternative! \n\nThe people that work there are also really friendly and helpful so the service is a huge plus! I admit the price is a little high but I can splurge once in a while. If you're in Berkeley you should stop by Dojo Dog especially because it's rare to taste asian fusion with fast food.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tFjf6qqyZFXI9hcvrHs7bA", "date": "2012-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nArH6wLNB5I-N9UN9vzhKQ", "text": "Michael Koh definitely knows what he's doing! I've been a pretty big fan of Dojo Dog ever since it opened. Especially their Tranquilitea! For those that don't know, the Tranquilitea is an AMAZING mix of mango green tea, topped with a sprig of mint. Perfect for those hot August days!\n\nBut more importantly, food! I've tried a few of their Dojo Dogs and I have to say that my favorite is the Ninjitsu. The seaweed is a surprisingly flavorful & welcome accompaniment to the mayonnaise and teriyaki (?) sauce on the dog. I would gladly have this for lunch anyday!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NCHxHfSdx52uzrzja_skAA", "date": "2012-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "caKEkKDwuEnZ9vDPnylNyA", "text": "Dojo dog is really yummy! \n\nI love my pork sung and Asian sauces and I never imagined it'd ever go well with a hot dog...but it does! Asian hot dogs...hm....I was kind of skeptical at first, but Dojo dog had really great service (the dude was super friendly and kind of cute ;-p) so I thought heck why not. It was surprisingly good!  \n\nLoved it - will definitely try again in the future.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tgV6tsYQ66DZ3LQKvtC6cw", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XVvs2P7qLe9oG0J53ndwVQ", "text": "Dojo Dog is the cutest little food trailer at Bancroft & Telegraph (across from Subway). \n\nThey have 4 Asian / Martial Arts themed hotdogs with different sauces and grilled cabbage in each one, Ninjitsu (crisp nori & teriyaki sauce), Wushu (pork sung & katsu sauce), Kendo (bonito & wasabi mayo), and Shaolin Monk (lettuce & miso glaze. nori wrap / no bun). All are $4.60 + tax.\n\nGot the Wushu (Pork Sung (? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rousong), Flash-Grilled Cabbage, Katsu Sauce, Japanese Mayo http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ?select=WKRwAslFl49_dJbGtn_fWQ). The cabbage is under the dog and the other topping and sauces are on top. I liked this arrangement because you could get a bite of the natural casing dog with each bite. \n\nThe pork sung, katsu sauce, and mayo combo is a bit sweet which was balanced by the grilled cabbage. I liked this effort better than the Asian fusion dogs at Doggy-Style in Alameda (http://www.yelp.com/biz/doggy-style-hot-dogs-alameda#hrid:BWpnZp0LUlbz0oNJyQlx8w)\n\nI don't know if they were going for the crackly banh mi effect with the toasted hoagie roll, but it didn't quite work with it over-toasted and hard in spots.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2012-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xxgOYvg2jCg3omSkbaujNQ", "text": "Ninjitsu was good, but we @JaRue2011 enjoyed the Wushu the most from @BerkeleyDojoDog with our Groupon $10 for $20 Deal!\n\n8/17/12, Friday\n5:30pm-ish\nMetered parking on the street\n\nGROUPON: Included 4 dogs only. Although drinks excluded in deal, we still got their very tasty Tranquili Tea (GET THIS).\n\nLOCATION: Front of the campus at Telegraph & Bancroft http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ?select=qVILOloweaKGsT9H01Dplw#YStvef4VAApT5AhmrBLQZA\n\nCUST SVC: Truly friendly & patient.  Keep up the great work ^_^\n\nMENU: Here's their line up\n\nNinjitsu & Kendo http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ?select=qVILOloweaKGsT9H01Dplw#MhIjTXX3lGT-tkw8J9d5dA\nWushu & Shaolin Monk http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ?select=qVILOloweaKGsT9H01Dplw#9cmdKGvXAIsoEt0C01Mfng\nKnockout Combo http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ?select=qVILOloweaKGsT9H01Dplw#oTYDivhwmZn7QfjjAJxvkA\nFood Stand View http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ?select=qVILOloweaKGsT9H01Dplw#eQrdFetq_NHslCtYbPFg7Q\n\nEATS: We selected to get 2 each of the Ninjitsu & Wushu for each of us. BOTH were pretty tasty, but definitely enjoyed the Wushu a lil' more ^_^ The hot dogs had a \"snap\" to each bite, which I always appreciate, & the flavors came through with the nori seaweed, flash-grilled cabbage, pork sung, & their Japanese Mayo. I liked the dog sitting on top of the nested cabbage in the bun, & felt the size of the dog-to-bun ratio plus fixings was great. \n\nNinjitsu view 1 http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ?select=qVILOloweaKGsT9H01Dplw#lb8AxSfT_TlCakqUTM9bdA\nNinjitsu view 2 http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ?select=qVILOloweaKGsT9H01Dplw#WgvnJVH2nGDPmfBTejdmGw\n\nWushu view 1 http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ?select=qVILOloweaKGsT9H01Dplw#FiID0A2c8YNu0ni5MLV52g\nWushu view 2 http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ?select=qVILOloweaKGsT9H01Dplw#H3XqNTeNSnTwtMWUDqIOFg\n\nWrapped To Go http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ?select=qVILOloweaKGsT9H01Dplw#8CSS7eOKRD1ItSZOAeX2jw\n\nFINAL BITE: We've haven't tried JapaDog in New York or Vancouver just yet, but would say the students are doing a great job here for Dojo Dog! Depending if we feel like putting an Asian twist to our normal dogs from Top Dog (just few blocks away), we can definitely see ourselves revisiting Dojo Dog if we see their stand ready to sell ^_^", "stars": 5, "user_id": "E8z40nIghchINTwbBpPRiw", "date": "2012-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "iLe0Wg5z6vqqzq8lpa63jQ", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nCame here for lunch with a friend with two MunchOnMe vouchers ($2.99 each!). Seriously, it was about time I supported a fellow classmate. Kudos to him for a great, unique concept and a successful business model!\n\nWe ordered the Wushu dog and the Ninjitsu dog and asked for them to be cut in half so we could share. Prices listed are the normal prices.\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nTHE WUSHU: pork sung, katsu sauce, Japanese mayo [$4.60]\n- The two sauces were fairly powerful, especially the katsu sauce with its strong sweet flavor. As a result, I barely tasted the pork sung, which acted more like a textual undertone to the entire dog. Also, my half didn't have too much pork sung on it to begin with, which might explain it.\n- My friend, however, liked the sweetness of the sauce, AND he thought the pork sung tasted awesome, so that's two reviews in one for you :P\n\nTHE NINJITSU: nori seaweed, teriyaki sauce, Japanese mayo [$4.60]\n- Both my friend and I preferred this to the Wushu. The seaweed flakes are a fantastic crispy addition, and the sauces are not as prominent in this combination. Yum!\n\nThe sausage is very juicy--I bit into it and got squirted (HAHA sounds so wrong). The bun is crazy toasted too, which makes it delectably crispy!\n\nThe hot dogs are smaller in size than I expected (I'm used to Costco-size hot dogs), but it's still filling! Also, the toppings can get messy and the bun can get flaky, so make sure to grab yourself some napkins before you leave the mobile. You'll thank me later :P\n\nLast but not least, they have a new potential drink: mango jasmine tea! It's not too watered down, and there's enough mango flavor to complement the earthiness of the jasmine tea. Delish!\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nThe best lunch I've ever had from a shop the size of my room c:\n\nOH. And I love how there is a small cut down the length of the sausage. I'm sure it's some brilliant grilling technique, but I like to think it's a little shelf for the toppings to sit in HAHA. :3", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 1, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "mr7_vUpNEIQKt_EEj4rEzQ", "text": "The Dojo Dog smelled like sushi, but tasted like hot dog. Deceiving, but yummy. The weiner was a little skinny for my liking, but its length and taste hit the spot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m7rbZtL4b8du326Ng43SiA", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ya60yzziKMfgyFLAdUNdFQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "Ycl6VHZRc_ocKfLTebQ4iQ", "text": "Why would you do this to a hot dog? I had a sample bite of  wasabi, bonito flakes, and some sweet sauce. Ugh. \n\nTo my Asian Brothers of Dojo Dog, with them stereotype \"Hello Kitty\" pictures on your cart, you are making us look bad. Even the Weiner Moblie is better.\n\nAs Dave Chapelle would say,  \"Konichwa Bitches! From the Wu Tung Clan!\"", "stars": 1, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1r9kVdXLCRPHdSkmTvEXnA", "text": "The family is great! I always enjoy my conversation with them. They are very welcoming. I look forward to their pizza services soon!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4WlZ7gGMkCn6yaV4FSt3xw", "date": "2011-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3z6Ru20VkKlcmg0qLaamYA", "text": "My first experience here was amazing. I ordered a turkey panini with everything on it. By far one of the best paninis I've ever had. It was filling, tasted fresh and had a lot of flavor. Price($6) was well worth it. It will definitely be my new lunch spot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NHnM161XZjw5tRVs07DziQ", "date": "2012-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "65XsMWh2EJOK7L1jpdDy9g", "text": "Very happy to have been able to try the gluten-free selection. Delicious tuna panini sandwich on gluten-free focaccia.  You can pick exactly what goes into the sandwiches (don't skip the mustard - it's delicious).The service is very friendly, although not terribly quick, but they make up for it with warmth and quality. The lentil soup (also gf) was tasty as well. This is a lovely family-run establishment. I will definitely be back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WoTUtT85eSEsYgc9hi54lQ", "date": "2012-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ap59GCJWRy5UrDp4pVKSXw", "text": "Dropped by this place before school started to grab a coffee and a muffin. Normally I would have gone to Caffe Strada, but they only take cash and all I had was my card.\n\nThe coffee wasn't that fresh, but I imagine it was because it was a slow day and I tend to have high coffee expectations. The muffin was a little dry, but it was good. I give it 4 stars because it is new + a family owned business.\n\nHowever, when I got my bank statement, I was charged $5.00 instead of my total of $4.32... just .68 cents, but still a 15% overcharge making it an expensive cup of coffee and a muffin.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xagmTjdDvjqGeOdt5slrbw", "date": "2012-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B5Q_BBZJJnmSnXp5_I8iCg", "text": "This is the place I go to when I want to start my day off right. I stumbled upon this place right when it opened (the place before it used to sell woofle waffles? whatever) and the owners are so friendly, they're the reason why I keep coming back.\n\nThe mama in the front is very sociable and can strike up a conversation about nearly anything (the weather, the importance of wearing your retainers, why students should carry chump change with them more often, etc). She's the best!\n\nThe papa in the back takes his time making the panini, but he does it with love. And they're very generous with their coffee. I ordered a small latte to pour in my thermos and the guy ended up making me a large so I could fill it up. :)\n\nPeople usually take their orders to go. Don't do that. \n\n\"If you stay, I'll give you a fruit cup!\" \n\nI stayed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ojJbQIVJDegfRqqwnp5u-w", "date": "2012-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bVdOEg3ZrKBdGeya3mQNcA", "text": "Came into this place for the first time last week and it has already won me over as a returning customer.\n\nAs noted in many other comments, this place is a very friendly, family run cafe.  It has a cozy environment that is great for studying or just enjoying a cup of coffee on a lazy afternoon.  I too highly recommend the panini.  My personal preference is Pastrami on ciabatta with pickles, peppers, mayo/mustard,  and lettuce.  The owner really seems to put his heart into these and the outcome is absolutely delicious.  His wife is a very friendly, talkative type who is more than willing to pass the time (I'll admit, it takes a while for your sandwich to be made) talking about almost anything.  It is a little more expensive for a panini than some sandwiches (Subway, Cheese N' Stuff) in the area, but for around $7.00 or the price of the nearby Toaster Oven chain, or my favorite: Sam's Deli for hot sandwiches, it is well worth the wait and the price.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "b6Dl50CLE8GH4OQYYUMdBw", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EI9-5ljBDQNVmWLXp-eizg", "text": "Stopped here in between classes. \nGreat environment - especially for studying (upstairs). Definitely a place where you can take your food and continue to class, or stay and relax a bit. \nVery energetic and friendly employees. \nPrices were normal. \nSelection of food was small (they are new to opening) but they were excited to share their plans of more. \nThe selection of food was really good though, I had a turkey panini - it was grilled to perfection (in my view). \nOverall, I had a great experience here, will be returning, and would definitely recommend it. \n\nReminds me of one of those \"hole-in-the-wall\"s that turn out to be a great place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_NKv63czFzEFxCdsKv9pGg", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FGSc5kqu29IRTwFcBuw1nA", "text": "Amazing sandwiches and the owner is extremely friendly.  Always asks for feedback and was willing to even make me another sandwich if I didn't like mine. \n\nGotta get the pastrami on swiss.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Xu8xcis7vBMUjt9ylj2zgw", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fjTPghMlQg3xQYi5QVrDbA", "text": "This place is definitely not a flashy, color-coordinated, upscale type of yuppie magnet of a cafe like Starbucks or Peet's can be. And that's a really good thing, in this case.\nTivoli is family-run, and that theme is definitely detectable in the owners' accommodations of their customers - upstairs they've placed a floor light, because, as one of the owners (?) tells me, she has \"a son who's a student, too, and because I'm a mother I worry about your eyes!\" While I was upstairs pounding back the caffeine, she wandered past and switched on the light and asked if I was comfortable. Made me feel really at home!\nAnother plus is, because this place is hidden in plain sight, that it's not incredibly overrun with customers fighting over chairs. There's usually a good amount of space inside - while pretty small in itself, there's a nice upstairs area with natural light and fast Wifi (I'm looking at you, Milano). \nThe coffee itself is pretty good - they don't have a ton to choose from, so if you're a coffee snob this might not be the place for you - however, their house brew is STRONG. I usually have a couple cups per day, and still get fatigued after a second cup, but after having just a house coffee from this place I thought I'd drank a mug of espresso and not drip! It was actually quite a relief to find a place that doesn't water-down their brew, so I, as a caffeine fiend, will be back here very soon.\nAnother plus - the barista said they'd soon be staying open ti 2am, which is probably the latest of any place nearby!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2PhBFRUiNiXdmkYoKf8brA", "date": "2012-09-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HkYCTgAY32VqsKfwfJgBEQ", "text": "The place is only two months old, but they've sure got their paninis and coffee down.  The owner is very personable and funny, and the food was excellent.  My panini was the best  I've ever tasted; they have some peppers or pepper sauce that was out of this world.  Not hot, but just a lovely little jolt of terrific flavor.  I'll definitely be back, especially since pizza's going to be on the menu soon.  But I'll probably have a panini instead - it was that good! If you're ever near U.C. Berkeley, don't miss this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SgTEfK5FAol-EpjgGG7YGQ", "date": "2012-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ioJxVmew92Ps8vDoEJ_dFg", "text": "Delicious Gluten-Free waffles, sandwiches and pastries.  Owners are very friendly.  I'll be coming back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_2jTvb2pQ4rOjw_dD8L97g", "date": "2012-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "J5N2eltdAOfDn8zUF_YpnA", "text": "I love this Cafe! Not only do they have excellent food, but it's in a great location. It's family owned which is an added bonus, and they give really fantastic customer service. The only reason I didn't give it five stars is because the service is a little slow, but they food is amazing so it's definitely worth it! It's a must-go place if you're wanting a good lunch spot around campus. I am a returning customer; I eat here about once a week and I look forward to it every time. Great sandwiches, and they have a gluten free option on almost EVERYTHING! They really put their heart and time into making things taste great, and the atmosphere is great too! Love it :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_xt_O9Q4V_hKSb_Y6g71Lw", "date": "2012-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k8NsBMqGWZhKhySSXahMGA", "text": "Sunday, 11:30AM.\n\nMeeting up with some folks from a volunteer group. Running late of course, in a deli mood. \n\nQuickie:\n+Amiable service, was forthcoming about what was frozen and delays\n+Clean establishment\n\nAnd then? \nTheir thing is to panini-ze your sandwich. Let them do it, it's good!\n\n**********\nStuffed my face in:\n1. Foccacia with pastrami, panini\n     +Hot off the press, slight bread crunch suits the warm sandwich", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2011-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RJ-sxTCQ4Wp0bB5THm-Qlg", "text": "Popped in briefly a few evenings ago, while searching for a quiet place to study and a bite to eat. Tivoli fit the bill, as the place was nearly empty, very quiet, very friendly. I definitely plan on return visits!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "t8a_lyBYmWXwTMR4cQQDJg", "date": "2012-05-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sMT6JGjGmAPqlDS2vsEnzQ", "text": "I go to Tivoli on my walk home all the time!  The owner is so nice and the cafe provides a very warm atmosphere. I can't think of anything I don't like about Tivoli Cafe! Plus they have gluten free options which is pretty great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "z-jLRSe31ozcbZCOlnV0qg", "date": "2012-01-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uUVY0IoHF2PrXiG2vay25w", "text": "The Honest Truth: Go check it out! It's relatively new, and its pretty good. I really appreciate the friendliness of the owners.  They're pretty talkative and make you feel welcomed.  They're still new and waiting for the city to let them make more food so check them out and give them a chance! The vanilla latte I had was good and the sandwich was nothing amazing, but it was decent and all the vegetables were fresh.\n\nThe Details: There aren't many details other than above.  I've been there a couple times and there hasn't been anything wrong with any of the times I went.  The first time my nose was runny and as I left the owner told me to get better! He noticed! The second time the owner asked me how school was and what I was studying.  She was really nice and took an interest in how I was doing.  The environment of the cafe is a little sterile, maybe because they're new and they don't have that many decorations.  I can't wait to try more of their food once they get permitted to do so and I'll definitely be back.  Not many places have lasted in that location and the owners are so nice that I hope they stay! So check them out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VWhtkUcIqb_vmU0WHyIRaQ", "text": "Super friendly staff, great to talk to. Nice little spot to stop for a coffee and dessert or stay longer to study. They have a great gluten-free menu and I'm looking forward to the deep-dish pizza additions and mediterranean plates coming! Will visit again for sure. Thanks George!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ryFL5AT_BtZMQSdzse-GjA", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X9uuo6FrGvw-qFj30vRrqQ", "text": "Great food and service. They have one of the better paninis in the area.  For a special treat, get the hot chocolate topped with whip cream :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6XSPW4GvQPtOyOmGkUoaFQ", "date": "2011-12-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ysFx4msjMT1HxuBafq-teg", "text": "Very friendly, family run business. They are just starting up with a lunch menu of cold sandwiches and paninis so Ill be looking forward to their pizza menu.  \n\nThe paninis are toasted nicely but I'd be looking for something with a bit more flare like a house made sauce for the bread, rather than mayo/mustard, and a house made potato salad.  I bought sandwiches and sides and thought that the price was a bit high to be competitive for that area around the University.  I'll give them time to develop their signature menu that will be a crowd pleaser.\n\nThe upstairs was cozy but  they will probably need WiFi for the student bunch. The bathroom was in desperate need of cleaning.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pu3fGfVe8iXQmqfT-VX8yg", "date": "2012-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N5Hfa-ftd0C43K2Ti_6Tcg", "text": "1. Get the turkey panini on foccacia with honey mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, and pepper jack. It will warm and fill your hungry tummy. If you eat in, you also get a small cup of cut fruit. \n\n2. Service was very friendly! The owners came by to refill our water cups, and they like asking about your day and genuinely wish you well. :)\n\n3. I will be coming back very soon!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "r9-HdNseh-ixxpBf5n9EIw", "date": "2012-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OGv6gSUuF-CXwMZ3DbdPkQ", "text": "I love this place. \nIt is family owned, everyone extremely kind and friendly. I go here regularly because I not only love the environment, but the food is delicious as well. I usually get the homemade lentil soup. I've met the owners several times and I'm ashamed I've forgotten their names, but the father uses the same recipe his mother did when she sent him off to school with the most perfectly spiced heart-warming soup in the world.\n(I also get the gluten-free waffle (usually with nutella and bananas.) It's so great to have this option.)\n\nIn short, there should be more places like this one. Let's make it happen. Go here please. Go here now.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cvMf_x4HFwRJJP3KWfoRvg", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jvQXqv8-xypoXFLMRF-Puw", "text": "A thoroughly warm and delicious experience.  And I'm not just talking about the amazing egg salad panini I had.  The food was definitely spot on.  The egg salad was thick and full of honey mustard flavor (you can customize your sandwich and I opted for honey mustard and no mayo).  It was served between two slices of the dutch seed Acme bread which was panini-pressed into two thinner crispy slices of carby-goodness.  Every bite of that sandwich was the perfect combination of flavor and texture so that even though I was full 3/4 of the way through, I couldn't stop until every last bit was devoured.\n\nJust as important though, the owners were genuinely friendly.  It's a mom and pop shop (literally, the mom was my cashier and the pop made my sandwich right in front of my eyes, even asking for reminders on what I wanted on my sandwich while he was making it).  And their sons also help out.  The warmth of the family atmosphere really encompasses the customers and I ended up having a really natural and lighthearted conversation with them towards the end of my meal.  They really make you feel welcome and at home and have a smile for you from when you walk in to when you leave.  And none of it feels contrived at all.\n\nI had such a lovely experience and would definitely, definitely recommend coming here for lunch.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aMMVV4Y3foWozoo4k1z7xQ", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DvX6pK9ty8o6_mxoqIk-ng", "text": "Excellent food! My sandwich tasted delicious and was perfect with a side of fruit. Great service, the owners are very approachable and nice to talk too. Overall a great lunch and I will certainly go back once the semester begins.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "h4BTINWhL_HATWJfZTA99A", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ymFN6A46WiCluqm7BB-_AQ", "text": "I almost don't want to write about this place in case more students discover and steal the cutest cafe that just earned a top position among my regular study spots. \n\nGo for a panini. They have a wide selection of breads including focaccia, ciabatta, wheat, sourdough, dutch crunch, and more to choose from. Their sandwiches are highly customizable, with a similarly wide selection of veggies and dressing to choose from. I got a pastrami panini on ciabatta bread with mustard, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, and onions. I especially liked that the onions were the sweet white kind, because I was expecting the normal spicy purple kind. Also, I've concluded that the panini press is a revolutionary machine: when all the ingredients are simultaneously toasted and flattened, they meld together to create a harmonious blend of savory meat flavor enhanced by the juiciness of veggies and sauces. The total was an amazingly reasonable $6.25 (it might be more if you add fancy ingredients i.e. avocado, cheese) which is a steal for a very filling meal. \n\nAs other reviews mention, this is a Mom 'n Pop establishment: when I came, the daughter took my order, the dad was working in the kitchen, and the mom dropped in some time later. The family vibe really does make a difference at least for me; I like to feel as if I'm in someone's home and they care a lot about making their guests comfortable. There might have been a hiccup in the kitchen because it took almost 30 minutes to get my sandwich, but it was easily forgivable because I thoroughly enjoyed my meal and their friendly service. I really want the owners to do well and will definitely come again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "4lR12VcEHWgLe5d9eg5KYg", "text": "I had my eye on this place ever since it opened a few months ago and replaced Woofle. But, I'm not an avid coffee drinker (it makes me hyperactive and chatty, and if you know me, you know that I don't need anything besides air to get me going), so I really had no reason to go here.\n\nUntil a Thursday afternoon rolled around. I had been up since 8 AM, and I had a 3 hour lab to beast through. I dropped by to pick up a small cup of Joe. There was no line, although every time I've walked by I've seen cops milling around with their drinks in hand. Perhaps they've found a new place to replace donut shops?\n\nThe place has two small tables if you want to sit and eat. There are a few pastries for sale, although not too many. It was $1.79 for a SMALL HOUSE COFFEE. Actually, it was a pretty big cup, probably a medium by any other cafe's standards. I added some milk (they ran out of half & half...or I didn't know how to work their jug dispenser) and a packet of brown sugar and was on my way. My coffee was more bitter than I would have liked, but I am by no means a coffee connoisseur.\n\nIt took me 10 minutes to get in and out of the cafe, even though there was no one ahead of me. This was because before I even got around to ordering, the owner started talking about his life. He's the father of three sons, who all attend Cal, and he spent a few minutes praising his oldest son's academic prowess and favorable future prospects. He then transitioned in talking about how he plans to add more food options to the menu, such as Mediterranean/Greek and pizza. Now, as much as I love hearing about other's kids (as a future Asian mom, I anticipate I'll be hearing A LOT about everyone else's kids and their knack for calculus in 5th grade, or whatever the fad is nowadays), I kind of just wanted to place my order and go. But he was nice, so no bigs. \n\nSmall house coffee for $1.79. Chatty but friendly owner. Good hours (7:30 AM - 9:30 PM, although they're thinking of extending it to 1:30 AM once they expand their menu). $5 credit card minimum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "yNW1FXy0mSMBipgCA6Pmhg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WDQiA4HdCgGiBwFpa7sgcQ", "text": "This family-owned and operated caffe is my new go-to lunch and work spot.  They have impressive gluten-free options, including a gluten-free focaccia for paninis, waffles, and soon-to-come gluten-free pizza. There is also a limited selection of lactose-free items including greek yogurt and soy milk.\n\nThe coffees are pretty standard, but the sandwiches are KILLER. Everything is fresh, even the tuna salad, and extreme care is put into the construction of every order. If you decide to eat in, you get a small little dollop of fresh fruit which is nice. \n\nThe owner recognized me from my 2nd visit, and he's always anxious for feedback to make improvements. \n\nSuper reasonable prices, they take cards, but do allow at least 5 minutes for sandwiches to be made.  Attention to detail cannot be rushed! There is additional seating upstairs for large groups, and free wi-fi if you have access to UC Berkeley's network.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "M1wl9tWFaDbpfSxh5KmjaQ", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6dvmUP-Y7VgEQTEufvmYDw", "text": "Love this place! Every time I go I get the Italiano Sandwich with everything but pickles. It's a quick and convenient place to eat and the staff is usually really friendly. Love the atmosphere it has a vintage but clean feel to the place. The sandwiches are great quality and I love the hot peppers. Totally makes the sandwich. I've been here about 5 times and I have friends who also love the place. It's a nice little shop to get a sandwich at. I definitely recommend it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-fGUaLfPIGr5aa1q4jLq0g", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6MQUE5k2Zl3rhF-TQSXkJA", "text": "I had to try out this place since it was a new addition to Telegraph avenue and seemed to be doing good business as it appeared crowded every afternoon. \n The queue for sandwiches moves quite fast and there is a selection of chips or cookies that one can buy ( you receive a free drink if you buy a side !) .\n The sandwiches are priced well at under 5$ a sandwich. \nThe sandwiches taste good as well but are nothing out of the ordinary. The bread is often extra thick and the taste of the individual elements of the sandwich is lost to the taste of the mayonaise and bread itself. \n\nOverall , a nice place to get sandwiches if you want an alternative to Cheese N Stuff or Subway.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xBk_2usMc-pKLOldPBWAyg", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7ZtNgWDLC9aQB6e1N-g55g", "text": "Reminds me of a place called Potbelly back in the Midwest. Sandwiches are decent, especially for the price. The portions could be a bit larger though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jSYcEq2Tn87E631UGkcIMw", "date": "2012-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8L5pMFizVHKVoT0AKLC_ZQ", "text": "I had a vegetarian sandwich here and it was horrible. They put a few bell peppers on there and toasted it so they were still really hard. Not good at all. Cheap and not even worth it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dPllAQ27hQbjSxeOlYOl3A", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8mQ_tQaRxnJz0DXCnxsczQ", "text": "Had lunch here today... it was ok...\n\nThe sandwich reminded me of a kinda \"california fresh\"  version of a philly cheese melt. Which means it had all the calories and fat of a yummier sandwich but tasted somewhat healthier.\n\nWould have like the mushrooms cooked more, the cheese to be noticeable (I saw it go on but couldn't tell it was there when eating it) and  would have liked more topping choices. \n\nOverall, it was fine food just not great.\n\nThe store had a nice workflow though and it had no line during lunch (the reason I tried it) - so those are perks.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "T0sQeQYxRMRLYhTtrWzCPg", "date": "2012-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9wkL87dEGx0qvsWR9_cavg", "text": "I was looking for a sandwich place and came here for brunch.  It was either here or The Melt, but I was looking for some meat!  Pretty good price for a delicious turkey avocado sandwich.  Adding avocado is 75 cents, which isn't that bad for Berkeley.  Got exactly what I wanted: italian bread, turkey, lettuce, tomato, and avocado!  Usually have to pay about $7.59 - $8 for this #24 sandwich at Togo's, but it was less than $6 here!  Not bad at all.  A very large sandwich, too!  I was satisfied :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Kz_g-Yl3LPipDE2wopgZ_w", "date": "2012-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C35Fq8hgeRCFtxGSo7tifw", "text": "Ingredients are unanimously better than Subway, bread is better, some cool ideas, very simple Oakland/student vibes, but the jury is still out on whether it's worth paying the same as a foot long at subway for what is essentially half as much sandwich. They dont exactly pile the meat on, so it's not really that much different from any other sandwich, and toasting sandwiches isn't a novel idea by any means. If it's lunch time you'll do better to save a dollar and get a heartier sandwich at The Coffee Spot on lower sproul.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2012-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CmgswUDAmY4l8gW4tS30Rw", "text": "The toaster oven has pretty delicious and low-calorie sandwiches for a fairly reasonable price. Due to my non-processed and no junk food eating lifestyle I am confronted with limited eating out options for those few days I am forced to eat near campus. \n\nThe Toaster Oven has very friendly workers always making sure my sandwich comes out how I like it (turkey on wheat, light mayo, extra lettuce and onions)! I have yet to try other sandwiches because I stick to what I know is healthy and also tastes good. \n\nThey put a significant amount of meat in comparison to Subway right across the street. They don't make the sandwiches super \"wet\" and drenched in sauces, so if you're in the mood for your unhealthy sandwich fix, go elsewhere, but if you are the kind of eater who prefers fairly healthy sandwiches (at least ones you can buy at a store, more specifically near cal campus) then definitely check out Toaster Oven!\n\nSee you on my usual Mondays and Wednesdays, Toaster oven!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "k0jEPUuC7DCQFw0uEuuUOg", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eMa6GI6VMTQAWLiyLOHhOw", "text": "Should've listened to the negative reviews from multiple friends. There's nothing hugely wrong about this place, but at the same time nothing stands out. I got the italiano sandwich. The meats were nice and salty, but overall the sandwich was not impressive, being more expensive and smaller in size than other sandwich places nearby (go Coffee Spot!). I don't like how the sandwich/shake/dessert menus are strewn throughout the store, and I don't like how the counters are so high that you can't see what the employees are doing. It's like they're hiding something...The place was also understaffed on Friday evening with only two workers. Efficient service, but not super fast as they claim. Won't be back again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2012-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "em-A_L-UHRp2neeD3NF9ZQ", "text": "Cute place but nothing special.\n\nI got the turkey on wheat with all the vegetables and avocado. Since they were having a promotion for Cal students, I got a free large fountain drink with my sandwich. The total was $5.43. Decent, considering the $0.75 add-on.\n\nThe vegetables for limited and subpar (ice berg lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, and onions) and for some reason, my avocado was smeared all over the OUTSIDE of the sandwich which made it tricky to eat. The bread+turkey+swiss cheese was good but it's kind of hard to mess up. \n\nAs for the actual set up, there's a small space in the front right as you walk in to order and then you slide along the counter, following your sandwich. It's gets pretty narrow, especially with everyone's bulky backpacks so that was a tad annoying.\n\nOverall, satisfied but not impressed.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "xVocUszkZtAqCxgWak3xVQ", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-G-n4zuWGyXS9rUlKs0iWQ", "text": "I love their italiano sandwich. Just don't get it with the peppers. I wasn't a fan of them. I think it's more of a peppers mixture with other cut up vegetables like carrots and such. And I'm not a big fan of carrots. Other than that, the sandwich is fresh and toasted right. There is also no seating just an area where you can eat standing up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2012-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "h9lpzf-EWsnBNbrfp7zUng", "text": "This place is okay - nothing to write home about, but it'll do for a quick lunch. The prices are great and so is the giardiniera (hot pepper mix) that they make.\n\nThe sandwiches leave something to be desired.....like...meat. The bread is so thick and toasty, and combined with the toppings it kinda tastes like you're eating a sandwich full of condiments. You rarely get a taste of the meat and cheese.\n\nIt' marginally better than the Subway that's across the street. Maybe.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2vLHKl8jLgOtfeVBqqGgEQ", "date": "2012-02-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hEg3Xe5Vlu5BOGKeXiGgvA", "text": "When I'm in the mood for a sandwich, I make it a point to go to The Toaster Oven. The warm, crunchy bread and spicy peppers alone make this place better than the Subway across the street. The works are really friendly, they have healthy options, and their menu is unique (BBQ Pulled Pork, yes please!). I love that they offer wheat and a \"scooped\" version of sandwiches. Plus, who doesn't love the wall of antique toasters?!\n\nYes, it's true: you can get a $5 foot-long across the street, but I prefer the delicious, friendly, healthy, and fast qualities of The Toaster Oven.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tUo018VI8YNjMpAlvFksYw", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hxQJViM8RbIey8HVdYjasQ", "text": "Came here with a couple friends awhile after it opened and was excited to try their hot sandwiches since I really like paninis. I was hoping to find a reliable sandwich place near the Berkeley campus, but it just was not to be. \n\nWhat I ordered:\n- Veggie sandwich ($4.59): mushrooms, swiss and provolone cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, etc. \n\nThe sandwich itself seemed pretty small and none of the ingredients inside were very plentiful. It just looked plain and it tasted like it too. Maybe it would've been better if they included a sauce of some sort--something to give it flavor. The bread wasn't memorable either and there are definitely better sandwich alternatives around campus. I think I could even make a better sandwich myself, so don't think I'll be coming back even though the price is decent.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-Aa2iA2MnkjMgOzc7mih_Q", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "I7CUUeZUovK9bshlENO7Eg", "text": "Fast, friendly service. Mediocre sandwiches. Cheap Prices.\n\nAwesome place to come if you're in a hurry between classes and only have a few bucks to spare. You'll be in an out fairly quick and they have a decent variety of sandwich options to appeal to different people.\n\nHowever, if I care about the flavor and quality of my food, I probably wouldn't come here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "73MfXNpW43fBeltWWiM-Eg", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IrhGDGFy-zjOr7J6hqjJJw", "text": "In a place with so much greasy food, I was pleasantly surprised! I order the Italiano and really enjoyed it. It's cheap and tasty and that's exactly what this college student needed! they asked me if I was a Cal student and they gave me the option of a free soft drink or a bottle if water. I will be coming back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GcWScnjycVWaBeVTDoMLeA", "date": "2012-01-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iRUHBZEQwmlrkWUpTY5Jcw", "text": "Not that great. \n\nAbout $5 a sandwich. Considering that $5-Foot-Longs Subway is right across the street, and the toaster oven's sandwiches are the same price but half the size, I expected a big increase in quality. Or at least a large increase in quality of bread, since the subway sandwiches are distinctively flimsy.\n\nNot the case. I ordered the meatball sandwich. The bread was firm and chewy, and definitely better than subway's, but nothing to write home about, and not enough to warrant a return visit. The ingredients weren't amazing, the tomato tasted kinda bland, etc. Maybe a little better than subway's, but not by much.\n\nDon't think I'll come back here, since Cheese N Stuff (lower Sproul on Campus) offers a cheaper price for a yummier (tho smaller) sandwich, and Subway offers a larger meal for the same price. Even the Dojo Dog place (food truck on Telegraph/Sproul) is better than this (fresh ingredients, amazing bread!)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "9l2DC4zM4iQDjzfGynrtZA", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iWvvK1uRkbO0aPlQUihUXA", "text": "Been here three times so far. Sandwiches are 4.99 each, and each sandwich variety is paired with a specific cheese. But you can still choose other toppings, like lettucs/mayo/mustard/vinaigrette/hot peppers/tomatoes/... The sandwich isn't as big as Subway's, but it's pretty filling for me. And it feels healthier. \n\nOh, their meatball sandwich felt like a good excuse to have meatballs in tomato sauce without feeling guilty of not having any veggies with it! :D \n\nDefinitely returning. Next time I'm planning to get their Soup too. \n\nThey were giving out coupons yesterday - Cal students who bring their IDs and order a sandwich+side (chips/salad/soup) get a free bottled water or fountain soda!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2012-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kgPZw3Et2tlzj5ePV1RA_A", "text": "The service was wonderful, don't get me wrong there. They were wonderful workers and got me my food quickly. \n\nThe thing that makes this a two star review is the fact that their sandwiches ARE SO SALTY.\n\nI ate a Turkey sandwich with everything except mayonnaise. The 'pickles and peppers' were SO salty. \n\nAs an Armenian I understand the way proper pickled vegetables are supposed to taste, they aren't supposed to taste like salt.\n\nI will alter my review when I have another sandwich without the peppers. \n\nLiked how toasty it was though. Good bread too. Nice and Cheap as well.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "xHqGsfFg9LNARrRMwyNFUQ", "date": "2012-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KVvKJ6GyxoD2UMDJe0MS5A", "text": "Still delicious. I came back for a meal today and still love it. The service is always great!--which is really why I don't think I can head back to the subway across the street. \nI got the Italian again. It was so good last time that I couldn't help myself. I actually got full off of just half of it so I saved the rest for dinner. After chillin in my backpack for a solid 6 hours it was STILL good (I know that seems kinda gross but I was in the library!).\n\nThe peppers really make this sandwich. Also try the Louisiana hot sauce they have by the soda machine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aBlXIipUwzl3wCIFIrFY-g", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L7cYqi9j48xvLIeTslsdow", "text": "So the weird thing about this place....\n\nI asked for avocado, and instead they put this avocado puree thing out of a plastic bottle. It was totally gross.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CP_9RYVP4th-DuL7LCaKtA", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lEMBbedW1SuMgWN3HTNLpQ", "text": "Following up from my original 4 star review from before, I'm giving this place 2 stars because of the unfriendly service. \n\nAfter the grand opening the sandwiches seem near mediocre, especially when you get an attitude from the workers. You'd be better off going to Sam's Market and grabbing a sandwich twice the size of what you can get at The Toaster Oven.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AUOb8U2Wa31Z2DThPpvAgg", "date": "2012-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n0Iq--kRHi8T-bs-ti2aZQ", "text": "For those who love sandwiches, this place is...meh at best.\n\nI ordered the BBQ sandwich. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but it tasted like BBQ sauce and that's it. I can't even remember what was in it - that was how uninteresting it was. If you want a sandwich that's more flavorful, exciting, or has a distinct good-feel to it, I don't recommend this place. The food is just, okay. Props to it for having pretty friendly staff and iPads, though.\n\nBottom line: \nToaster Oven, I liked you better when you used to be GameStop.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PgoBImEUW0R-ndRU_BVnuA", "date": "2012-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NhzTFm53rD1EKNWi0bVTbw", "text": "Two of us came in here on a random sandwich hankerin. Really good and affordable sandwiches. The bread is perfect. It is crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. Yum.\nI got a sandwich to go for my man because mine was so good. He loved it too. \nI will be back!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "81ijzaZ7qXWL2Uz-geFDiA", "date": "2012-07-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pkBorzjpelzwMR1hIUyYQg", "text": "3.5 stars.\nsandwich (daily special bbq pulled pork) was surprisingly good, but not gourmet or anything. toasty comfort food for the first rain of the new year. also had to have an oreo shake because i love shakes. it took longer than it should and the milk and ice cream separated a lot, very homemade. they need improvement there.\nthe flow seemed a little chaotic and the menu is somewhat limited (like chipotle as someone else mentioned).\nwould have been a full 4 stars if they offered fries. chips just don't do it for me.\nreasonably priced and quick (other than the shake which took 5+ minutes).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zWa3If7VpGBGWpEgl0aqGA", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PmduZ0rDAcft4lhO3HVysw", "text": "Sandwiches are solid and the price is nice. Perfect for a quick lunch or dinner, particularly if you're studying. My personal preference is the Italiano with vinaigrette.\n\nTip: free drink with Cal ID.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RdvF0neSwkZUwMrNHMGkrQ", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "POc2zoPhyMYF5kxne_DjqA", "text": "The Honest Truth:\nThis is a place where you can get a standard, toasted sandwich.  It isn't too big, but it also isn't too pricey.  About $5 a sandwich.  Their service is good and its pretty quick. Cal students get a free drink! Not my first option for a sandwich in Berkeley, but it isn't bad.\n  \n\nThe Details:\nI've been here a couple times.  The first time I wasn't that impressed.  The second time was a little better.  The sandwiches are decent.  There isn't anything too special about them.  They're around $5 and taste like a standard sandwich.  The workers are generally nice and helpful especially when it gets busy.  It is a better quality than subway, but you definitely don't get as much food.  I will say that I didn't get very full from eating their sandwich.  I got their kitchen sink which consisted of a couple different meats (salami, turkey, roast beef, ham) and it was good but nothing special.  I think if I were hungry, I would go with subway. And if I wanted to save money, I would go to cheese n'stuff.  So toaster oven would not be my first choice, but if you need a quick bite to eat, feel free to check it out. It's really close to campus so thats always a plus too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F32rvFjT2n8knLCZYv6ttw", "date": "2012-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qZJ1eHIrnFB9V_uhz2uQYw", "text": "Pros: \n- Clean atmosphere\n- Quick service\n\nCons:\n- When I got a mushroom sandwich here, the mushrooms were raw. Maybe I'm being crazy here but when i think of a mushroom sandwich, I usually think of the mushrooms as being cooked. The sandwich didn't taste good and I was disappointed.\n- Nothing makes this place better than the ones around it. I think if you want a cheap price, fast service AND a good sandwich, you're better off walking a block down to Cheese N' Stuff", "stars": 2, "user_id": "BSLLqm1ft2Ilwz0TkZyAJA", "date": "2012-03-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rdDoJhSsgVlxwIzp-mRktg", "text": "This place used to be a GameStop, and now it's a sandwich place that has to compete with Chipotle, Smart Alec's, SF Soup Company, and Subway for quick and on-the-go lunches. \n\nThe Toaster Oven has a very friendly staff, operates just like Subway and Chipotle (assembly line), a diverse menu, and the sandwiches are not bad. I like how they offer a low-carb sandwich here too. You can't really screw up a sandwich, and I found nothing out of the ordinary about this place.\n\nThere's nothing spectacular or lacking about this place. They could rename it Quizno's and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.\n\nPrices are higher than Subway just across the street, and their portions are smaller too. With the large amount of diverse and cheaper food available in the Telegraph area, I wouldn't be coming back here.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2012-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s7_wgfDwSsyZV5EqOjacXg", "text": "Tasty sandwiches for quick on-the-go lunch. \n\nRandomly wandered into this place since I had never seen it before. I ordered the Italian sub (~$5). The tortilla soup intrigued me, but I was not that hungry. The sandwich was really well assembled and really nicely toasted. The only minor complaint is that I would have liked a slightly thicker layer of meat, but the sandwich was still delicious. \n\nThe strange thing about this place is that they have a decently sized space in a great location, but the place feels very crammed an uncomfortable because of the layout. Sandwiches are made behind a very high counter that takes up most of the restaurant. The only places to sit are a high bench along the walkway where you order the the sandwiches. It is so crammed that they even have a sign telling you to take your backpack off when you are sitting  down because it will block the aisle. \n\nI know the intent of this place is for people to grab a quick sandwich to-go, but I think the layout could be improved to fit in at least a couple of tables. That said, I will definitively be returning for another sandwich and maybe some of that tortilla soup.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2012-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sqBPv1qm0GX4epV_TrE-_A", "text": "Toaster Oven makes sandwiches like an expedited assembly-line. It's super fast and I've never felt like I was \"waiting\"---sometimes I even feel rushed to get my wallet out in time. You have a number of different sandwich options, on Italian or whole wheat bread, and while I've tried almost all of them my favorite is the \"piezzano,\" which tastes like an inverted cheese pizza. Other notable options include the classic turkey and the PB&J (yes, they make it! With the most delicious strawberry-apricot jam). \n\nAfter initially ordering, you quickly move along to the toppings bar and request whatever you want on your sandwich. It comes out of the toaster way faster than Subway (across the street) does it, and somehow ends up being more filling.\n\nYou can also select from some hipster-ish brands of chips (no Lays, sadly), a few types of cookies (I've tried them all, they're alright, not impressed but sometimes you need a little sugar to accompany your meal and it does a good job of that). There's a Cal student discount if you order a sandwich, cookie/chips, and a drink, but make sure to ask for it because they don't always remind you.\n\nOverall, solid location, super fast service. Pretty sure I come here at least once a week because of its epic convenience factor. \n\nCons: not much of a seating area. There's a counter lined up along the back wall with some bar stools, but the tabletops are too narrow to support a laptop and can barely accommodate a sandwich. But not much of a deterrent if you can just cross the street go chill on campus to eat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "21WGkxli71IQDgDyFwbJEw", "date": "2012-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SUu8WAFkswH-oFeQ7SZGdQ", "text": "In five minutes, I got a sandwich and drink for little over $5.\n\nNot bad considering the hurry I was in. \n\nps. My fav= the BBQ Chicken", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cEgjnI88GX6Gy2KcDVXN5Q", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_u4xefn26H1-cRz14rwKFg", "text": "The sandwiches are good but not GREAT. They're relatively well priced. I mean, I can make a sandwich just as delicious at home, but the location is convenient and the workers are super nice and friendly. I got the Kitchen Sink twice and the pulled pork sandwich once. I like how they have a low-carb option where they scoop out the bread. I never get it but its nice! Their shakes are pretty yummy though!! Tried the cookies n cream one and it was bomb.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fczz94DY9_SJpGN15d7w5w", "date": "2012-02-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uUGudidcLRtfoErb-lvjmA", "text": "Agree with some of the other reviewers here in that I really want to like the hot peppers (I like spicy things) but they're far too salty. Still a decent sandwich place overall, and for $5 it's hard to beat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "thm5-gB1OWEQn1liUjdN-g", "date": "2012-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VilgGWyklg3oxy27PbSvFQ", "text": "Basically like Quiznos (A more \"gourmet\" subway sandwich. A bit soggy when I at it, but the flavor was there. Price was alright but the sandwich was a bit small compared to Subway.  Good for people who are on the go.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "a0l0XROehSUPgUosfcBRMw", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xg6jVLjF2XQZIV81FiFpzQ", "text": "Tastier and cheaper than Subway! Plus, Cal students get free soda! For speed, I was probably the tenth person in line and got out in less than 10 minutes, which I think is really good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8HDoNw_PyYpJ1ncmQAno9g", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6RZUHbRCOCBydKYSI2XSmA", "text": "Such a clever little place. Great place for broke college kids.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "R6OtK11hYxwE0gA17Sxd0Q", "date": "2012-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9pqIJ2rQgfyIQkG9fqysXw", "text": "Not too bad and fairly cheap, but nothing to go out of your way for.\n\nService: Servers are quick and responsive, and they are eager to finish your order and have you on your way. It's really quite similar to how Subway operates, and you'll most likely have your order at the cashier in 5 minutes.\n\nFood: It's around $5 for a sandwich, which is also around the price of Subway. I ordered the Kitchen Sink (not sure why they named the sandwich that... just thinking about it makes me cringe), which contains classic sandwich inputs like roast beef, turkey, salami, ham, and provolone cheese and is then baked. I also asked to put in all the lettuce,tomatoes, and whatnot, which I always do. It was not a bad sandwich, except for the fact that it was INCREDIBLY salty and acidic. I even got mayo because I was afraid of this and thought that it would offset the acidity, and I shudder as to what it would have tasted like with the vinaigrette alternative to mayo.\n\nHonestly speaking, I'm not sure which I'd prefer, Subway or Toaster Oven. Subway has larger quantities as well as a more versatile menu, but Toaster Oven sandwiches overall seem to taste better to me (perhaps the short and sweet approach does work). It'll probably come down to how hungry I am and where friends feel like going.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-03-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HB0rH5dVx3bm6LcnjRW0Hg", "text": "Solid place for a sandwich.  Yummy toasty bread and fresh ingredients.  $5.00 for a much more satisfying sandwich than you would get at Subway.\n\nDon't expect to be blown away, we're talking basic sandwiches here.  However, they do make their own peppers which were quite tasty.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ud0CpILQYvUfdkvIkon-SQ", "date": "2012-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jOjfnaDpLJex-uHf4tQUpw", "text": "Went to try out this new location of The Toaster Oven.  I saw it a bunch of times in SF but never ate there, it's a chain that's now in Berkeley near UC Berkeley.  It's a good 10-15 min walk from Downtown Berkeley Bart.\n\nOrder a sandwich a person gets it started & puts it in the toaster oven, then go up a bit to another person that fills the sandwich with toppings, then pay.  Credit cards taken.\n\nI picked Kitchen Sink on wheat $4.99.  It's not a big sandwich but they cut it in half, so if you have a friend have them get something else & share a 1/2.  A. got the Piezzano on white $4.99.  I thought the meat was skimpy in both & drippy.  Piezzano was a tiny bit better, but not by much.\n\nMilkshakes are $3.29 - I didn't get.\n\nSeating is counter only.  Need a key for the bathroom - I didn't use it.\n\nNot worth a special trip, but better than Chipotle or Subway, both nearby.\n\nOpen Daily: 10:30a-10p\n\n Tip: Cal students w/ ID that buy a sandwich get a FREE fountain drink or bottled water during the month of January 2012!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "08mOpJRCpZe3D8UHszP4FA", "date": "2012-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QYBMOliW81pr2qIgRIu7cw", "text": "I wasn't expecting much from The Toaster Oven, but I was actually pleasantly surprised.\n\nThe line was out the door today, but moved quickly. The space is a bit small, but I bet most people would take their sandwich to-go. You get a choice between a white or whole wheat roll and a variety of cold cuts. I ordered the 'kitchen sink' sandwich, which had ham, turkey, salami, and provolone for 4.99, which was a good price for the size of the sandwich. You can even order it 'scooped' meaning they scoop out the bread to remove some of the carbs. Once it comes out of the oven, you get to choose your toppings--lettuce, hot peppers, tomato, onion, pickles, mayo, and mustard. Not as many choices as subway, but all of it tasted fresh. The hot peppers are really good, and they sell it in a 16oz jar for 5.99\n\nThe sandwich was good--the bread was nice and toasty, the toppings were all  fresh--no wilted lettuce here. I just wish the cashier was better at her job--it seemed like she didn't want to ruin her nails punching in my order nor was she friendly. Anyways, I will probably return--the sandwich is a good size for lunch and I didn't leave feeling bloated.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ttj_3flZx1W6oYhzhZb8RQ", "date": "2012-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "OyY61Gn1hRlxYKtrC8E25g", "text": "I don't think this place is THAT fast. But it says they are on their door when you walk in. The toaster oven thing takes a little long..especially when you're hungry and you just remember that they said that they were fast.\n\nAnyways, I still like going here. I've gotten the Kitchen Sink (my fav--several different kinds of deli meat) and the one w/ pepperoni and marinara sauce. I really like this place over Subway because it tastes so, so fresh. The servers are always really nice and friendly. THEIR PEPPERS ARE BOMB- I always ask for a lot of peppers. They make it themselves, I think, and they even sell it in a bottle. \n\nTIPS:\n-Cal students get a free drink\n-Don't eat in unless you want to sit at a very narrow booth with people squeezing past behind you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "6uxIDO8U2fqN_OuhPaphWQ", "date": "2012-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "oBtL87HpQcMdYYUxxaAhwg", "text": "I walked by on Monday for opening day but I came here tonight to grab a sandwich with a co-worker. The menu is short and simple. If you want chips, they are on the right wall underneath the toasters display but cost additional to the sandwich. The featured daily special sandwich and soup is to the lower right of the main menu board. \n\nTo order, just tell the sandwich artist at the front what you want and choose white or wheat bread. Then you move down the conveyor belt and wait at the end of the toaster oven. There, you tell the next sandwich artist the fillings/toppings you want on your sandwich (complementary: lettuce, tomato, onions, mustard, pickles, mayonnaise or light vinaigrette, hot peppers; extra charge: avocado $.75). Then you pay+tax. \n\nI got the \"kitchen sink\" (roast beed, turkey, salami, ham, provolone cheese) on whole wheat with everything except mustard and mayo. I have to say, it looks very simple and nothing like a sandwich from Ike's but the toasted bun makes the whole sandwich awesome. I swapped half of my sandwich with my co-worker, who ordered the\"kc BBQ chicken\" (Kansas City-style BBQ chicken and provolone cheese) on white bread. My sandwich tastes better mainly because it was more crispy from the wheat bun. Both sandwiches are $4.99+tax. I wish my sandwich had more meat though, the bread overpowered the meat taste.\n\nIf it isn't busy, a staff member might be passing out coupons for a free fountain beverage or bottled water outside the door. I didn't know this until I stumbled upon the coupon stack beside the counter when paying. But that's fine with me since I'm cutting out the high-fructose corn syrup out of my life. I just refilled my reusable bottle with water instead, no shame in drinking tap water! \n\nI didn't order a cup of soup but for $3+ the price is steep. There are less than 10 stools if you want to dine-in and it is right next to the toppings area so just beware of people hitting backpacks. Honestly, the way the line is setup is completely wrong but what do I know about business... I guess I will be prepared to hear, \"do you want free Toaster Oven sandwiches?\" on Sproul this semester instead of \"free C.R.E.A.M.\".", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9r6NbOdC_qolyjAbhoHlsg", "date": "2012-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5wVXy7oMeZ2QS3kZKcXE2w", "text": "This is a great place if you're craving a sandwich and in a hurry to get to class. Otherwise, I wouldn't recommend it because there are better sandwiches elsewhere... \n\nBut it's quick and pretty cheap, and has all the basic sandwich combinations you'd like.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2012-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bGjO5J-bSkDJHlVI5egMmA", "text": "This place is really cute, but not too much seating. We came after 4 pm on the $2 promo day, and the Yelp site said the offer was still valid, so the friendly servers let us have our sandwiches for $2. Both the cashier and sandwich-maker were really friendly and patient!\n\nI ordered the BBQ Chicken sandwich. The bread was really good, portion was just right (but don't come here if you are ravenously hungry), but the chicken was a bit dry. There's barely any sauce on this sandwich, just a heads up for those used to BBQ sauce on BBQ Chicken sandwiches. The malted Vanilla milkshake I got was really good, though the malt made it a bit chunky at times.\n\nOverall, the food wasn't bad, the service was good, but I don't think it's worth $5 a sandwich.\n\nEdit: I learned that Toaster Oven was running low on BBQ chicken (hence the dry sauce) since it was 10 p.m., but that the employees should have mentioned it would be a bit dryer than normal. The owner was extremely nice and earnestly wanted to improve whatever he could, so I increased my rating :) Even though I think the food is good but not the best I ever had, the customer service at Toaster Oven never ceases to amaze me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Fd1llC9GwigoSX_qGhPog", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eH-9CgoLF3zxDBTrzegUag", "text": "I really wanna give this place 5 stars..but I cant for a couple of reasons. I will start by saying I got the veggie sandwich: whole wheat bread, mushrooms, bell peppers, onion, lettuce, mayo, mustard, salt and pepper, and cheese. \n\nWith the GOOD! - Staff was super nice. -Free drink w/ cal id -Bread was soo good..\n\nCons -   I would have really enjoyed the sandwich if the mushrooms were cooked. Apparently they were raw..It is really easy to cook mushrooms with a bit of salt and pepper, making a super delicious and savory vegetable. \n- I also would have really liked more options, like cucumber and olives. \n-I really did not like the avocado paste. I wish it had been actual slices of an avocado, it adds a totally different texture and feeling to the sandwich. \n-Please offer mini salads (even if pre made!) Thank you! \n\nOverall, I will prob. eat here again, but if they made those changes...OMG..", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dkP6C1FfbNjrTCt3jPYbqQ", "date": "2012-04-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cq3BUMwHJeOoVpj4SGuOJg", "text": "For the people from the west coast:\nThe sandwiches from this place are like a mini version of quizno's in way that the bread is toasted. In terms of size, they are equivalent to a 6 inch from subway. The bread is much softer though, so even though it's toasted, it's still not as crunchy as quizno's sandwiches. I guess it's like the child from a subway-quizno marriage. \n\nFor the people from the mid-west:\nThese sandwiches are almost identical to those of Pot Belly's. There is a strong similar in the menus and in the taste of  makes me wonder if the two franchises are the same. \n\nIt's about $6 a pop and it's the perfect size for lunch. These are definitely not as tasty those from the deli, but I have particular sandwich needs - I want meat! & veggies &lots of both, so much that the sandwich explodes- this place doesn't satisfy me. I'm sure fans of Pot Belly would love this place though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sRcIxpu4RRkb0FMQSq1euw", "date": "2012-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "JnY_CLz_KjNX-GBTb59VHw", "text": "Coming to the toaster oven, I expected their sandwiches to be radically different, but I was extremely disappointed. \n\nI ordered the meatball sandwich, which was 6\" long and came with meatballs, marinara sauce, and lots of cheese. The sandwich basically tastes like Quiznos or a hot one from Subway. \n\nAt 730pm on a Friday night, they had run out of the soup of the day. Seeing how the restaurant closes at 10pm, I was unsatisfied.\n\nOne cool thing I noticed was the cashiers use iPads instead of registers!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2012-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "v27UkJk-Skik_aJWqOt8vQ", "text": "Toaster Oven is a cute little store with a neat set up. Kinda confusing where to enter the line to order. Like the other reviews, your sandwich rotates down the line. Pretty happy staff are on hand. They get three stars. I had the $4.99 meatball sandwich  and $2 fountain drink which gets one star. Nothing special, but a nice crew with cool hats.\n\nSubway, don't you worry. The $5 footlong is still a winner.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zwLq4aVDSH7HyMbVjKfkRg", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "MpJCr5XQhYacZ87NS4qUIA", "text": "They lost my sandwich. It went in the oven, but never came out. Confused, I waited hungrily as people filed past me. So I had to re-order it. It is smaller than a Subway footlong, but cheaper, and in my opinion tastier.\n\nI also ordered an Oreo milkshake. The first few sips were deliciously sweet, but as I neared the half-way point I felt nauseous. It was McDonalds level sweet. But still good.\n\nI like the decor here. It suits my hipster tendencies.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4c2Ji0RsYX6N7zJ0G5ClyQ", "date": "2012-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "GM_9EEuEDS0jJz2XAWnm6Q", "text": "the toaster oven offers 9 meat sammies (4.99) and 3 veggie sammie(4.59)\nsammies are assembled conveyor belt style\n1st associate takes order, assembles sammie, puts it on coveryor belt which toasts the sammie (quiznos does this too)\n2nd associate puts on all the toppings, veggies, etc., packages sammie\n3rd associate collects the money.\n\neats: italiano(4.99) on italian bread.\n-mortadella, capricola, salami, pepperoni, provolone cheese\ncan actually see and tastes the meat, peppers king of big. \n\ncrumbs:\n-price better than subway, more meat, more taste, less vinegar\n-only  2 bread options, wheat and italian.\n-good value at 4.99, 3.5 stars.\n-process is pretty fast, thus, short lines.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2012-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "YxYMAHI215UpbnUM2TeEGw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "R00dUvl5OosaFlB4IiabBQ", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nThe Toaster Oven had a promotion today where, from 11 AM - 4 PM, any of their sandwiches were only $1.99. I was lucky to have walked by this place the day prior, and I made a mental note to grab one of these before my office hours.\n\nYou walk in and make an immediate right turn, which is the start of their line. On the wall, there is a super cool display of chips, $0.99 for regular chips, $1.39 for gourmet chips. They have soda in a fridge nearby.\n\nWhen you approach the counter, someone asks you what sandwich you would like, and if you would like white or wheat. The meat and cheese are piled onto the bread and placed in the toaster, which is picked up by someone as you round the corner of the counter. One of the many staff will pick up your meat/cheese/bread sandwich and help you pile on your choice of toppings (mayo, mustard, homemade hot peppers, lettuce, onions, pickles, tomatoes, with avocado an extra $0.75). You can also opt to replace the mayo with a light vinaigrette. Your complete sandwich is cut into halves, wrapped, stuck into a bag and placed on the counter for you. You walk down to the end, where you pay for your meal and can potentially order soup and salad.\n\nService is fast: from start to finish, it took about 10 minutes, including the long line of students waiting for $2 sandwiches. My sandwich helper was really nice and smiled the whole time, whereas the sandwich helper helping the person next to me looked tired and unhappy to be there (she smacked the finished sandwich on the counter...lol). Then again, they seem to be students, and making sandwiches is not their lifelong passion. Or maybe it is.\n\n|| F O O D ||\n\nKC BBQ CHICKEN: Kansas City style BBQ chicken, provolone cheese, on wheat bread [$4.99 | with promo, $1.99]\n- I ordered all the toppings except for the mustard and the hot peppers. They pile in a lot of lettuce. I asked for extra pickles, but I'm not sure he gave me them...\n- They have chopped onions instead of sliced onions! Win! Onions are so much tastier in cute cubes!\n- Imagine pulled pork, but instead of pork, it's chicken. That's KC BBQ chicken. It was incredibly juicy and moist and mm mm good! It did start softening the bread after some time, but...\n- The bread is toasted to the level of genius, AND it retains its crunch! I was only able to eat half of my sandwich before office hours, and even an hour later, the bread was relatively crunchy, despite the BBQ sauce and veggie water.\n- Fresh veggies. Good.\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nThe crunch of the bread lessens the sogginess of the sandwich, which makes it better than Subway in this aspect. For $5, Subway gives you more food, but the quality of meats is better. Also, the servers here are fast and aim to get you in and out in a jiffy. Subway takes their sweet, sweet time. If you can spare the extra dollars in return for saving a few minutes of waiting, go to Toaster Oven.\n\nOh, and small thing. The cashier asked me if I wanted a receipt. I said yes. She proceeded to crinkle the receipt and toss it before helping the next customer. When I asked her about my receipt, she looked puzzled, and she then apologized. o___o;;", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-32yRBmo76QJfc81KVNS1w", "text": "The food is mediocre, but the staff is pretty friendly.  We ordered the lemongrass chicken rice plate and duck rice plate.  Lemongrass chicken barely had lemongrass flavor, and was slightly cold upon arrival.  The duck on top of my rice was admissibly small, and the side spicy chicken'n'veggies it came with was the star of the plate.  Probably won't come back again, but there are a few other asian restaurants in the same food court that look appealing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "96RU_e7Kn-pbDTR0yhY0Lw", "date": "2009-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4BRZ6a6eY7K-YDd7FwB8HQ", "text": "Large portion, and the quality you would expect form that.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4nhpCRXjb1JuzDAFRFAdFg", "text": "Pretty cheap eats and large portions for the price.  It's nothing to write home about though.  If you're low on cash, hungry and in the area it's a good place to go.  Good place for a quick lunch or dinner with a group of friends if you're not looking for anything fancy.  If you're looking for good Vietnamese food though, I wouldn't go here but try one of the places downtown.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eB6I3JcHJg_AVf2a5G7suA", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7bBglKpzfilyLQOs28TbiQ", "text": "This is really good value for good-tasting and non-unhealthy food. For $6.60 you can get a portion large enough to serve you for one and a half meals. Get special #3: Pork AND chicken and mushrooms with yummy garlic sauce over white rice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wPCC8JoHIJtlkCaXzBt2PQ", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "96FW6lrUEWxi9wYy3kqTBQ", "text": "3 stars for taste\n5 stars for price\n\nIf you happen to be a hungry traveler, bikers especially, needing all your calories, Camile is the place to go. Budget is your concern, Camille is your fix. All the dishes cost around $6. You get a lot of food too. \n\nI did a family style menu when I went with 4 hungry bikers. Everyone got their spicy fix, filled their tummy with delicious pho. You really can't complain when a good dinner costs under $30 for 4 people. As for the quality, this isn't a place you take to impress your girlfriend. It is a quick and filling meal, bang for your buck, I would definitely come back to Camille time and time again to get their clay pot dish. The rice is cooked so softly, that all the flavor, juices of the meat gets absorbed into the rice. I love this dish and I will recommend it to every Asian needing a little bit of home-style cooking. \n\nFinal note: cheap / filling / home-style / More chinese than vietnamese.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o9L4Ql0ma35DOKwWIV2Pyw", "date": "2008-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AkmCH_FEfiovE4NjRPUSXw", "text": "I never really venture to this side of campus, but today I made an exception. With a craving for Asian food, my friend and I decided on Vietnamese. Like many of the Asian restaurants near campus, the prices were reasonable. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of ordering the lemongrass chicken dish, which was tasteless and dry. In the end I ended up covering my chicken with soy sauce and sriracha sauce to somehow finish my meal. If I ever come back again, I will be avoiding chicken dishes for sure.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "sHAgSBnHsuWoQV_WJW1Qng", "date": "2012-09-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Bd0uSFEU_VaIFuh36b1q5w", "text": "Its okay. I got the seafood soup and it wasn't that great. It wasn't bland but it seemed like it just had a lot of salt and not spices. I also wish they had given me some lemon so that I could squeeze some on top. Other than than the soup came with a couple of shrimp, some scallops, cilantro and some ham-tasting meat.\n\nNext time I will opt for the Chicken or Pork Vietnamese sandwich. That looked good and it seems like its one of their most popular dishes because I saw like three people eating them.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CopuArESVdDHgBdCRIVoLQ", "date": "2012-01-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BTK-HL0A-H9F_CQgeuWJbA", "text": "Dropped by here with a friend to grab some Pho randomly, and can't say I was surprised by the low quality ingredients in the soup. I realize that Pho is a sort of greasy and oily dish but this was way beyond what I'm used to, and for $6-8 I'd rather go to Pho places on Telegraph. Definitely found bits of pure fat floating in my soup, and instead of a clear broth it was kind of viscous. The vegetables, especially bean sprouts, were soggy and chewy instead of crisp and crunchy. I'm not quite sure what happened in the kitchen but I wouldn't recommend this place for hangover cures or even random drop bys for Pho. My friend had the Kalbi hot plate, and it looked good but when I sampled it it was definitely way too sweet. Not quite sure what a Korean dish is doing in a Vietnamese restaurant either, but it's not like they do it well anyway. Regardless, for a hole in the wall restaurant it's ok, not sure how well the other dishes taste but definitely not coming back for Pho.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Nnf5M-VnLY_FjYkqfDbzsA", "date": "2011-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BuSwBu1RLxbt0nnVvvH-Xg", "text": "what'd i tell ya, the dirtier the restaurent, the more authentic/better the food is. It's definitely one of my favorite restaurent in the north side, and have much better pho than south side imo. \n\nThe price is relatively cheaper (ranging from 5.75 for a bowl of pho to 6.75 for a combo or rice). They are amazing and fast cooks, so if you're rushing, it's the perfect place. They also don't care if students tip them or not. They put so much ingredients in their pho and dishes that I was starting to wonder why they haven't moved to the Southside to dominate where there are more starving customers/students. I tried their grasslemon chicken, and it was a huge piece of meat and you can really taste the lemon zest. I also tried their Saigon style noodle, I've been to many good pho restaurants in asian places, but it can actually top some of them because their choice of meat had such a great variety and their texture of noodle was on the chew-ey side (which i like), and not overcooked. what i don't like is how overpriced the sandwich is, and it wasn't particularly impressive.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GmW71d7Hx-Qk2b_nN9AFIg", "date": "2011-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-F0K12MiRQZ4fjDo_8nT_A", "text": "Their pork banh mi (Vietnamese pork sandwich) is to die for- Cheap, big, amazingly tasty, and generally just the best thing ever. If you like this sort of thing, your in for a treat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ri5UeZ7_S0Z_nrGIxHNGXA", "date": "2012-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gSS-ZqrfB2HPBQPo2D6dGw", "text": "It confuses me how there are two Asian ghettos in Berkeley and how they are on opposite sides of the campus. This was my first time at the Northside Asian ghetto. This one is just a tad bit more ghetto but I love the way the tables are placed really close together and how you can smell different varieties of food in one area. The person sitting to the left of you could be eating Korean japchae, the person to your right Japanese sushi, and the person across from you a top dog (hehe okay not that Asian but you get the gist).\n\nI opted for this Vietnamese joint called Camille. The lady behind the cash register was a sweetheart! She was very welcoming and friendly :) I ended up ordering a Vietnamese BBQ pork sandwich to go. \n\nMy sandwich was huge! It was packed with meat and the veggies were crisp and had a nice sauce with it. While the sandwich was tasty it was not the best banh mi i've had would have loved it if they could add pate or make it a little smaller or neatly packed so it wouldn't be so messy to eat.\n\nCheck this place out if you're looking for a quick Asian lunch that won't put you in food coma but is satisfying!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-cM9FQWp3-uu53Os983yCw", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hIXZrufntvbnM0UUs3Jd_w", "text": "$5.50 Vietnamese sandwich with a drink.  It is decadent and so delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8ro9EoJQEmuQFRvMk36RUQ", "date": "2010-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kgFgwrMFk-Qvr_24q4C47A", "text": "Honestly, I order one dish 95% of the time here and never tire of it - the beef stew with rice. For under $6.00, you get a big bowl of hearty beef (fatty and lean cuts) and lightly stewed veggies. The stock is hearty but not too rich and goes great with the rice. I always feel satisfied and full by the end of the meal, and my conscience rests easy knowing what I just ate was pretty damn healthy for Asian fast food. For those who are feeling extra hungry, this item is definitely bigger and more filling than anything else offered in the North Asian Ghetto except the pre-cooked meat combos from Gonmaru.\n\nA big plus with eating at Camille is that they serve a decent hot and sour soup with every non-soup entree. \n\nThe spring rolls are also relatively good here, but many of the other dishes are rather mediocre. They're also one or two dollars more expensive than entrees at TC Garden, a neighboring competitor. \n\nOverall, this is my #1 or #2 choice when eating north of campus. Remember, the beef stew can't be beat!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LoaVWjJrqHVhohmafeNtAg", "date": "2008-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KHvsGud8ggi0pOO1BeYSnQ", "text": "I came here looking for some good Banh mi (Vietnamese sandwiches) and was sorely disappointed.  The restaurant owners are Cantonese and do not know how to make good Vietnamese food.  The bread was hard and cooked, and I'm pretty sure it had coleslaw in it.  The tofu was prepared like general tso's tofu.\n\nThe restaurant proprietors also called me a \"Gui Lo\", which isn't very polite, even if they think I don't know what it means...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Ai0THfXbaxY-Jm6ygqn1MQ", "date": "2006-12-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "osDaQzUBPNdzoYQs5XXaqA", "text": "The #8: Bun cha gio thit nuong (vermicelli bowl with grilled pork and spring rolls) is pretty good here.  Service is fast and the prices are reasonable.  Avoid the clay pot though, that one wasn't very good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-ZSPRpYyNYVVeiBWr9uAJQ", "date": "2010-08-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QtW5lU3gAaJgZZeJPGgAkg", "text": "Based on the rice/noodle plates, the food here meets my standards for Vietnamese cuisine.  I have yet to try the Pho.  But during lunch, this place is so crowded. You won't have much luck finding an empty table.  It takes about 10 minutes to get my to-go order.  My favorite is the lemongrass beef and shrimp noodle bowl. The pork with egg roll is just as good.\n\nThe last time I went, there were about 4 bins on the floor, overflowing with dirty dishes.  They need more space, and more help.  But at least the workers smile.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZFlitC9bB-KeRSuqg23fkw", "date": "2007-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "saNkgU8TWKgqw2lPyBa2vQ", "text": "I always get the pho here. The soup is really rich with beef and spices. The beef is thicker than pho hoa, but still good. If you dont want beef balls, tell them and they'll even give you more sliced beef. They don't have beef tripe though. The cashier and cooks speak Catonese, and they have come to know me. \n\nThe seafood soup is decent if you like fish cakes. I don't think the noodles go with the seafood soup. \n\nThe sandwich is really good because the meat is hot and warm (pork) and isn't dry. The beef is dry though.\n\n If you aren't sure, ask the cashier and she'll suggest what's good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TqH9g2asaVF23jD6dYlRlA", "date": "2008-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TlkRv993k81i1TpOlabmuA", "text": "Great place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7Pinzaknu_e7Qrc9OZ4KQQ", "date": "2012-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vtbIDuZZJUrSQL-l3JOcIw", "text": "The trouble with this place is that you have to go through a trial and error process to filter out the numerous mediocre dishes from that one special dish worthy for your appetite.  As a matter of fact, this actually applies for all the asian restaurants in the \"northside asian ghetto.\"\n\nAfter 4 long years of pouring my money into these businesses, I've discovered that my favorite place to eat is at Camille because of the 5 Spices Roast Chicken.  The price is around $7-8 but the portion size is very generous; it can serve as two meals.  You get a whole chicken leg and thigh with veggies and rice.  Chicken is flavorful and tender.  I like to request my veggies to be SPICY!\n\nAn additional plus about this place is that business hours are longer than the surrounding businesses (exception is top dog)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wH5YE8xk4HDJfdrfR9I2YA", "text": "There is one thing I keep getting here and that is the Chicken or Pork Vietnamese sandwich lunch special. It is a good deal for the price that you are paying. It comes with a soup that is relatively tasty and a soda for under $6. I can't argue with that! It may not be the most filling thing there, but it sure gives me the most bang for my buck.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "z0M0T6cPikJsSMNG9rQYIA", "date": "2012-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wu3oe3l2F6klHzo9PuH_NQ", "text": "The banh mi sandwich looked good when delivered to our table but the taste didn't match up. Served on a light airy bun, the pork lacked much flavor but appeared to be cooked fresh. The best part of the sandwich was the marinated carrot sitting on what seemed to be a mayo spread. The soup served along with the entree was bland but looked great with lots small pieces of tofu and whisked egg. The young man who brought the sandwich to our table was very nice. Maybe I've been spoiled by better bahn mi elsewhere but the food just didn't meet my expectations. I'd really like to see the \"little guy\" succeed but this place took too long to serve our sandwich (we were the only customer) and the flavor has to be \"bumped up\" a little.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0q6NCVbPFdBXypXALLuacA", "date": "2012-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y04wxOLtPNcKiCErRBvqiQ", "text": "This place is really cheap! It's great, for $5 you can get a whole meal. I like the Vietnamese sandwich here. It's huge and pretty good. The food quality is okay, but can't expect too much for the  price. Definitely a great place to go on a budget.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nnbm3A-CPWYQpsdsy0ZQRg", "date": "2010-01-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YxX_L-Mdf5etFueMFm5lcA", "text": "Whenever I forget to bring my lunch to work, I eat here. Depending on who is cooking and who is at the register, the food can be anywhere from very good to pretty bad. For example, I have ordered the hot and sour seafood soup and have gotten a savory hot and sour seafood soup. \n\nAnother time, the person behind the register did not register what I wanted, despite my pointing it out on the bilingual menu, and I got some spiceless fishball seawater that tasted pretty bad. \n\nYesterday I went there and it seemed to be a vegetable shortage because I got a heap of cabbage and tofu with two pieces of broccoli over mostly rice, which sucked. I noticed that the entire restaurant crowd had only cabbage with a little broccoli in their dish, too. Not a carrot or a green in sight, except for when I left, this one kid had the smarts to order the spicy string bean dish.\n\nMy main complaint is two-fold. Perhaps because I am not Asian, I never receive the standard sprouts, fresh chilis, lemon and basil that everybody else in the restaurant is being served with their pho. I ALWAYS have to get up and ask for it, and I come there often enough. I have asked for it first when I order it, that doesn't work either. It's always a hassle. \n\nThe other issue I have is about 2/3 of the time, I've come in first and get served last. Then I have 10 minutes to wolf down my boiling hot soup. Forget about the standard condiments all the Asian kids are getting served at the other tables.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XEWu5ClQuy_QSBpMkn402w", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zc7ecx1bE0V9bnbUmiUuig", "text": "Pretty much the best place to eat on Northside. Can get slow during the lunch rush, but totally worth the wait. My friends and I always try to eat here at least once a week. I swear, they must put something in the rice because it is freaking addictive. \nCheap. Friendly. Delicious. And fast if you go when it isnt 12 noon. yummmm", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bfEpn03DyUmFB6M_vLMyyw", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jWlrcfDC54-4E2RNUnrMzg", "text": "My favorite restaurant on North side. \n\nThere are definitely a lot of dishes that are not good. But the dishes that are good, ARE AMAZING. I highly recommend the prawns and green beans with BBQ pork. It is loaded with BBQ pork, which is well seasoned and cooked just right, and the prawns are delicious. The prawns are lightly sauced with a classic white chinese sauce. The green beans are always crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, never hard. I have probably had this dishes at least 5 times and not once has it disappointed. For only $6.55, shrimp and BBQ pork! what more could you ask for. But be aware, this is not gourmet food, it is about the same quality as food from Southside (Durant Foodcourt aka Asian Ghetto). I also recommended the 5 Spice Chicken! It is seasoned to perfection with loads of chicken on a bed of rice and steam veggies on the side to boot. If you eat there, you get a nice warm bowl of soup with your meal. Even though it is not much, it's a nice bonus to finish your meal with. \n\nDon't let the appearance of the restaurant to turn you off from it. It may look like a run-down slum, but the food is great and the old couple that runs it are really nice. The prices are about $1-2 less than the places around it and similar restaurants on Southside. I also recommend the Lemongrass Chicken and the Vietnamese sandwich.\n\nPros:\n- Great food\n- Nice Service\n- Cheap Prices\n- Big Portions\n\nCons:\n- Run down decor\n- Some dishes are to be avoided\n- Cash Only\n\nRecommended Dishes:\n- BBQ Pork and Prawns with Green Beans over Rice\n- BBQ Pork over Rice\n- Lemongrass Chicken with Rice\n- 5 Spiced Chicken with Veggies and Rice\n- Vietnamese Sandwich\n\nDishes to Avoid:\n- Pho (Beef Combo in Particular)\n- Spring Rolls\n- Lemongrass Beef with Rice", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-08-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "O2OC28qG_lCugXQGkhSdyg", "text": "2.5 stars\n\nIt really doesn't taste Vietnamese at all. It's more like Vietnamese food prepared Chinese style. Nonetheless the food is pretty decent. I recommend getting the rice noodle plates or lemongrass pork. They cook their vegetables spot-on nice and crisp. Their pho is average, a step above Vietnam Village but below Le Petit Cheval.\n\nTheir Vietnamese sandwich doesn't taste like a Vietnamese sandwich at all, but it's actually a pretty tasty sandwich. I recommend chicken or pork. It's meat, cucumber, carrots, shredded lettuce, and cilantro in a roll with a free drink.\n\nGood for a quick fix if you're in the neighborhood. In regards to taste, it's better than TC Garden's Chinese food, but it's not as cheap.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2008-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u2rZkJWox8GYkf-TZPovhg", "text": "Recently had an owner change so service has severely slowed during rush hour, 12:30-2pm. \n\nCheap food, delicious free soup, can't really ask for more at a student-oriented restaurant. \n\nMy favorite dish is the chicken lemongrass. Three large pieces of chicken covered in sesame over rice with a salad side for $6.25 is hard to beat. They deliver the food directly to you, but make sure the number they give you is visible! Once you finish, feel free to just leave as there is no need to bus your own dishes here.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2012-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uoBSao6zphR_vr5I0ZzHkw", "text": "It's better than the Chinese place, less expensive than the Japanese place, and tastes pretty good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mQTTNtOhf0QLTafNMoYrrA", "date": "2012-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pRV-D8IMdV8zHMfDrQk7Jw", "text": "Just walk up and say, \"Large #5.\"\n\nI love the pho.  If you go early on Saturday, I've found that the broth is especially fatty, a.k.a. delicious.  It's still good on the weekdays, though.  They're closed Sundays, much to my chagrin, but that doesn't stop me from making multiple trips a week.\n\nOne of my missions is to find the best pho, and it's hard to find a better place within walking distance of campus.  Le Petit Cheval's pho is kind of sweet tasting and is closed more often than Camille, and Vietnam Village is just bland.  Heavenly Foods in the Bear's Lair is below average, and Pho Hoa is far away (at least, to walk); it's not as good anyway.  I've never had phomenow, though.\n\nDoes it make me a pho heathen if I like the beef balls?  Then may I burn in pho hell.  I also don't like adding Sriracha or Hoisin sauce; I feel like they're artificial tasting and take taste away from the broth.\n\nListen to me drone on about pho.  If you're not in the mood for pho - or just plain don't like it, get the combo crispy noodles.  They are great for a change of pace, and you'll be full by the end for sure.\n\nLastly, they're really busy during the lunchtime, and I've had my order mixed up once or twice as a result, but it's never stopped me from going back.  Now that I've graduated, I'll miss this place, but I plan to stop by whenever I visit Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NhT9u_Y3hmLZZWen7JdoJg", "date": "2009-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "0chwvcu-gMUlKRGBgXmvTg", "text": "I come here like 4-5 times a week, no joke dude, it's like 75% sad. The lady at the register is my BFF now. We rap in Chinese about nothing, it's great. Seriously though, I think I come here way too much. Laziness, because it's 5 minutes away from where I live? Maybe. I'm also a creature of habit, and this shit is also pretty cheap, which = pretty fly. I love how these little pockets of cheap Asian eats are scattered all over Berkeley. It really prevents me from starving to death because ever since I've started the semester from hell, I just can't find the energy to go for \"fun\" meals anymore.\n\nCamille (Camilles? Camille's?) is great. I've had most of their dishes, and the lemongrass chicken rice is one of my favorites. It comes with this killer fried egg that has this weird sweet glaze on it. Brown sugar maybe, I don't know, but it's awesome. I also like their chicken & shrimp bun (vermicelli) and lately, have become quite fixated on the eggplant clay pot. It is a bit greasy though. Huge portions by the way.\n\nThe only caveat is the system that they have in place for take-out orders. Instead of feigning any semblance of organization or control, what they do is march around with the food screaming, \"NUMBA TWENTY-FO!!! NUMBA TWENTY-FO!!!\" at the top of their lungs--during busy hours, which is when I'm usually there. I don't know why.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pPVKocuyI1swwFyiowyMnA", "date": "2010-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qUv9RtenPAiCMuENxykiFg", "text": "I love this place. This is my favorite place on north side after gomnaru changed ownership and became way more expensive. Food runs around $7 for a good set of dishes. \n\nThey have decent Pho and give you good portions for the price.\nThe best things I've had at the chicken fried rice + egg (you get a cool fried egg!) and the coconut curry chicken. Best dishes for less than $7.\n\nThe last thing I want to recommend is that even if you get a to go order, you can ask for an order of the small soup. It's good! It has little bits of tofu. I'm not sure if I should say this but you can get a big container of that soup for $2. It's really good soup, just put some spicy sauce in there and it's a great meal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Szg--2wonu3BEdIav_vbCw", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "GiW8WRkoF1kZK8XFEPnsEQ", "text": "This Chinese-run greasy spoon Vietnamese spot inside an asian food court of sorts was A-ok! In the larger realm of all things Vietnamese, it was a solid 3-star meal. Everything is cooked in copious amounts of oil, but underneath the fried veneer, the ingredients are fresh and the portions plentiful. Prices average around $7, and although service is brisk, your food is brought promptly to wherever you choose to perch on the deck. \n\nIn comparison to the crappy level of food I've come to expect in Berkeley, this place provided me a long overdue satisfying meal.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "M1wl9tWFaDbpfSxh5KmjaQ", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "z4YO4rycvYrZEd3VYtzVvw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "X6pqNCJQBYGhPgxfWcJa7g", "text": "Lunch will run you about $6.\n\nI came here recently for lunch. The lady at the register was wearing a worn apron, a shirt at least as old as me, and a brand new Dolce & Gabbana hat. Awesome. Then I ordered the five-spice roast chicken, which was alright.\n\nThe last time I came here, I was sick and ordered pho tai.\n\nThe time before that, I split an order of spring rolls and an 8 oz. flask of bourbon with a friend.\n\nWhile my experiences may have differed a bit between visits, I have to say that the food hasn't changed. Considering the area, type of food, and price point, it's been pretty good.\n\nIs it great Vietnamese food? No. Is it even Vietnamese food? You could make an argument either way. Anyway, if you don't eat here, at least go to Aki's. Other options in this center are ill-advised.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2010-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0P6WDLVOW2QY9zWIss-IKw", "text": "The service is awesome! The owner is super friendly, I mostly come here because of their fresh juices, and they are delicious and the most affordable around.\n\nThey juice after you order it, I think it's about $3.50 for a fresh veggie juice versus the $5 you would pay at Whole Foods, and you get to support a local business. \n\nI recommend the grapefruit/orange juice, very refreshing.  This summer they will have fresh watermelon and cantaloupe I am excited to try! \n\nA great place to support. Their food looks amazing as well and I have heard lots of good things about it being fresh/homemade.\n\nA local gem on a very cute street.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "F-pffTVNu7LbldnoIYL77w", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1sU7RI_uYr54M8z3P4uv2w", "text": "Falafel goodness.\n\nJamal is the man!\n\nCheese bagel.\n\nGreat joint.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "N5cm-xUe0PRrs2eT4-7Bqw", "date": "2008-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3Zg-CBUFJx4yt9IPKXWVZA", "text": "It's not entirely fair for me to review this place so highly...  I really order only one thing here, the roasted turkey and cranberry sandwich (without mayo, ick).  When you need it, you need it.  Friends and colleagues have liked other items, but I cannot tear myself away from the turkey.  Need all the tryptophan I can get when on campus.  The people are great and pretty quick even during the lunch crush.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UwdoumbX2bCuzbfL4AyWHg", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "588MAP79irbcM7N688kLyg", "text": "After trying the falafel at Chick-O-Pea's and Sunrise Deli, I'm of the opinion that this place has the best falafel in Berkeley.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V1IiWOeVx5oQzhMF7yxtQg", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5UxAsUnw1vuTM2KChlZ6Dw", "text": "This is one of the many quaint eateries on Euclid across from North Gate.  They have a huge selection of special sandwiches, bagels, cold salads, and smoothies that are made fresh, along with the usual cafe beverage selections.  \n\nMany of the items on the menu are Mediterranean inspired.  They have roasted eggplant under the counter as if it were slices of meat or cheese.  Their special sandwiches and bagels have interesting combinations which tend to be tasty.  \n\nLast time that I went, I had the North Beach bagel (roasted eggplant, cream cheese, tomato and a few other things).  Despite the roasted eggplant being a little too roasted, the flavor combination was quite nice.\n\nTheir prices are pretty fair.  The sandwiches and bagel aren't huge, therefore their prices aren't huge either.  Overall the Hummingbird Cafe is a great spot for a quick cheap bite.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "zp3tRNqyeL7-kGDJwMkgpQ", "date": "2009-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7FimMhHpW7sziJ7oRdsyQg", "text": "Really nice owner and service, friendly, and delicious food - my favorite is probably the kefta-kabob.  Savory, a little spicy, with plenty of hummus and tabbouleh - delicious.  The other sandwiches are great as well.  A UC Northside staple.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FhVd19KmQvUFUbDHA3LkFg", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7Sr7n-UYpWmClsLroH3BsQ", "text": "They are so nice here!\n\nBut, more importantly, the food I had here was very good.  I was looking for a new place where I could eat lunch before lecture, and looked inside Hummingbird Cafe.  Their pasta salad selection caught my eye, and I eventually decided to get a large container of the pasta salad with shell pasta, sun-dried tomatoes, rosemary, green peppers, spinach, and feta cheese, with a drizzle of vinegar.  The vinegar was actually a bit much, but overall it was very good.  The large container lasted me about 2 meals, but I was sick that day and didn't really have much of an appetite.  On a normal day, I think the large container would last only about 1 meal.  ~$4.99\n\nAlso, I got a large (seasonal) cantaloupe smoothie.  The owner made it fresh for me.  After I ordered, he went to the back, came out with two large cantaloupes, and went to work on slicing them up and making me a delicious drink!  ~ $3.75\n\nThe cafe is fairly small; seating is around a narrow counter.  I don't remember seeing any tables.  \n\nI'm not certain about the prices.  I think the pasta was either ~$5 or $6 and the drink may have been closer to $5.  In any case, I remember being a bit taken aback after seeing my total.  Minus 1 star for that.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PRys9cwafodOKmrgpupP_Q", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7ZkWUTnrBC3jk20q9Bfu1g", "text": "Update:  Jamal is the nicest business owner you will ever meet.  He and his male employee (I should ask his name) know my drink and have it ready before I can even order.  The food is great, the coffee is cheap, and the company is unbeatable.  Today I didn't have cash, and Jamal gave me a coffee anyway, to repay later.  Who does that?!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HxDHnn8eGB850o2A8j2Vmw", "date": "2008-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9Sc8l36Q99Kzw4xPEEvytw", "text": "Delicious food on the go.  I had the falafel sandwich, which was flavorful and delighted my stomach.  Next on my list is the turkey and cranberry sandwich!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ix0A-m9oq1zWEOPxVl4D5Q", "date": "2008-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_-9ym76iIpzpgyWCwihfLw", "text": "We just went here for lunch between classes and loved it!  The food was delicious, and the service was great!  We got to sit outside and enjoy the Berkeley sunshine.  We'll be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zBTYZkc6wmbYceqMwn4Idg", "date": "2012-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AEhBIHdPQPw6we-o5AUaIw", "text": "I was gone in Japan for a summer, and to my surprise, I found myself really missing Hummingbird, Jamal and all the friendly staff. I swear they sprinkle a little secret spice on everything, making something as plain as a sandwich or a breakfast bagel taste awesome. I don't think I've ordered anything I disliked here, and the variety can keep you coming back forever (I've been a frequent customer for more than 6+ years). Hummus/falafel sandwiches are my fav, and there's nothing like a  Northbeach and homemade smoothie to put you in a good mood.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Degw1-loY3m3ugFN3Rgxog", "date": "2008-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AsM2ye0s_RNoHIBh2FbmqQ", "text": "Lentil soup was really tasty. Sandwich was ok but only had three ingredients, lettuce tomato and meat. Service was prompt and friendly. I'll be back to try more...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vkD3RLOcXKO8KyFIKqZw7A", "date": "2012-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "azZjC02C8vrpeDcN8b_H6g", "text": "This is seriously bad.\nI've tried it 3x (blech) just to verify.\n\n1. Vegetarian delight sandwich ordered w/ mayo.  There is usually pesto included.  Instead of being asked if I would like to omit the pesto, I get 3x the amount of mayo one would normally put on a sandwich + pesto (2x normal amount).  Altogether, this made for one oily sandwich.\n\n2. Falafel sandwich.  This is typical bay area lavash falafel at it's worst.  I actually didn't blame them too much on this one- I mean, who are they going to look to for advice?\n\n3. Veggie Delight, again; just in case.  Nope.  Instead of the advertised \"avocado\" that's on the menu... I got dark, dark brownish-green avocado w/ some spices (?).  This mixture had been out all day and never refreshed.  Not sure how one's conscience would accomplish such a feat. \n\nAll in all I think it's clear that you get very nice service, friendly staff, and the most crappy food imaginable for a low price.\n\n*edit*\nOK, I can imagine worse.  But doing such things certainly doesn't make me want to eat.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "h4NK9iTkA3If0RC9gmUZlQ", "date": "2009-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bL1rbiDJ6_Uwow3XxfqxUQ", "text": "Food: reasonably priced sandwiches, with much more exotic options that your typical delicatessen.  E.g. I didn't know cranberry sauce existed outside my grandma's thanksgiving table....but it goes pretty well with turkey between two slices of bread. \n\nthe Cafe:  Small.  There is a chest-high counter hugging the back wall that can be used for seating, but if you're there around noon, you'll be constantly jostled by lunch-rush brownian motion. Although it might be worth it to spend a little more time in the place, which has a cool Mediterranean vibe.      \n\nStaff/management: If you're a regular, the owner is the type of guy who will remember your name.  Maybe this is the place where I can start asking for \"the usual\" and they'll finally know what I'm talking about....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CpYy-uIO7V5TY30DnkoeOw", "date": "2009-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cUnycTtqKKeoupS_FVwnlA", "text": "Hummingbird Cafe has two places, the main one and then the express one. I went to the main cafe, and wow, I think I've met the friendliest people in Berkeley. Unlike La Burrita a few doors down who don't greet you and make your order like it's the last thing they want to do, the people here are incredibly nice and helpful if you don't know what to order.\n\nMy friend and I came here and ordered a lamb sandwich as well as a falafel wrap. Both items were DELICIOUS. The lamb in the sandwich was deliciously tender, juice, most, and full of flavor. I don't think I've had lamb that good before. The falafel wrap was packed full of flavor too, though it's hard to describe without tasting it. \n\nIf you're on north side, this is a must try. Cash only.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "REWjbYaUkmGw04lNZraeQA", "date": "2011-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GbbfRh3ap5JldsSjFLsrlA", "text": "Inexpensive, delicious espresso, fresh made juice, awesome sandwiches, close to Soda Hall. Need I say more?!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TtVGpxSk8VMAHK8oZqE75A", "date": "2007-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GNbN3en8VcgMkb52dcvTWg", "text": "I'm tempted to give this place 4 stars just because of the smoothies, as everyone has mentioned. However, I really don't think their sandwiches are that great or special. I've tried turkey, aram, chicken salad, BLT, sandwiches and their falafel plate. It's mediocre. \n\nHowever, I do like the idea of getting sandwiches on a croissant, that makes it better. In the end, I really only come back to this place for a smoothie, and the owner recognizes me for it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "R9nUGtkEIJoLJX-z-TKI6g", "date": "2007-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_GOPyMURDrUf4y9mGQMZHQ", "text": "One of the least busy places on Northside, I'm not sure why though.  The falafel wrap had all the makings of a great lunch.  Fresh, soft wrapper, great tabouleh and hummus and fresh veggies, but the falafel itself was soggy.   I NEED fresh and crispy falafel.  With fresh falafel, this is a 5 star lunch!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hIxMRnzrKx7Key4t1O0jRw", "text": "Cute little cafe with many deli options. \nTheir sandwich/bagels are enough for a light brunch snack to hold me until 3 or 4pm. \nAs for their coffee/espresso, it doesn't offer as many choices as the other coffee stores around the Northside area but hey...their Danish is hard to beat. \n\nI usually takes 5-10 min for them to prepare your order. If you are horriing to class, I wouldn't suggeest order a vegetable smoothie. However, if you got some time to kill, by all means, indulge.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o9L4Ql0ma35DOKwWIV2Pyw", "date": "2008-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_H_IzeYxQ7uVqSfcW1zLNw", "text": "The sandwich makers don't use gloves or wash their hands after handling money and, on top of that, they weigh your meat on a dirty scale without any paper.  That's gross and unsafe.  The sandwiches here are cheap but not outstanding.  Maybe people think it's a great deal because it's relatively inexpensive, but the Hummingbird Cafe is unsanitary and I really don't think deserves five stars.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "XZaw5C9wkDM3mZp20cxZmA", "date": "2008-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iiejfJvy8C58JoyITtjlvA", "text": "Hummingbird Caf is the closest thing to a deli in the Euclid area. The likelihood that the sandwich you want is available is slim because they only stock the case for that day only. It's weird I know. Hummingbird has some addictive smoothies, but no matter which one you order, you can bet they all taste the same. \n\nStop by Humming bird before 2 p.m. or they may have already run out of everything, leaving you scrambling for the last bagel. Around lunchtime there is usually a long line.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "_VUzavtDplEmX4X23evpYw", "date": "2007-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iNbx-U1l4GsejDAN8upOhA", "text": "Of course, this topic is open for (frequent) discussion in my circles, but in my opinion the Hummingbird Cafe the best falafel in Berkeley.  Like many of these other reviews, I usually take mine as part of the falafel sandwich, which is filling and flavorful.  Advantages:  large menu, good service, great food, friendliness of the staff.  The only downside I can think of is that the counter staff have the annoying tendency to overcharge for their food.  (And I don't mean that it's too expensive--it's that they charge more than what's on the menu.)  For example, I used to order carrot juice here and was almost always charged for orange-carrot juice, which is more, creating an unpleasant confrontation every dang time at the register while we \"negotiated\" the price.  This has probably happened to me along the order of 20 times--finally I just quit ordering multiple items altogether and watched carefully what I was being charged.  Bagels take a long time to toast, but they are actually warm when you get them.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w0TT5-XRHvy18tgl2hLwWw", "date": "2008-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IOfghiE4r8L6A9cF6oKHhA", "text": "I disagree that this place only has stuff you can make at home--and I think that about most sandwich places.\n\nI had a bagel with roasted eggplant on it from here and it was the best eggplant I have ever had and I stopped saying that I hated when vegetarian sandwiches had eggplant instead of meat.\n\nThey also have a really crazy good LEMONADE. It has spices and texture and awesomeness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bP3d8owFQT795t3Vdv2c2g", "date": "2009-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kFRykG0wRPbbwPlhAYZ8Pg", "text": "Taste: 2\nValue: 3\nService: 4\n\nThe sandwiches are okay, although the last one I got (Cranberry turkey special) came out really soggy, and the tomato in the sandwich totally ruined it. Definitely sticking with Hummingbird Express from now on since the sandwiches are the same, and this place is more expensive. Maybe I'll try the bagels since those are pretty well-reviewed.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2fN8mN7uUjOw-QqtcgYqXQ", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "l_4LWx-GltDfNOcdI2gziQ", "text": "I work on Northside, so this place is great for lunches. Their hummus sandwich is great and more than filling. I also love that when I ask for \"super spicy\", they don't skimp on the hot sauce or peppers. The owner really goes out of his way to make sure you'll enjoy your meal. Today he made me a veggie sandwich that was guaranteed to his the spot, and it is. It's much better than Stuffed Inn.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U5iEMWvwy39G4ug0Wuw13w", "date": "2010-01-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lLfcbYGTeVxQN5Ig0ompJg", "text": "This is pretty much my favorite lunch place in the Berkely campus area. \n\nIt's the type of place where after you order your egg-salad sandwich on dutch crunch and grab a bottle from the fridge, the lovely owner says,\"that'll be five bucks!\" \n\nAnd you say \"I'm also getting a drink.\" \n\nAnd he smiles, because this happens to him a lot, and says \"I know. Five bucks total.\" \n\nThe egg salad is awesome. The falafel is great. The orange-carrot juice is really, really good, and I'm not even really into healthy juices.  Finally, they have a very nice sign, with a hummingbird on it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y5MFUGFu1yDqI5bfddX5QQ", "date": "2007-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lN_B3FpaTfRPWX9E1DR-AA", "text": "I just wanted to get some fresh juice one day, and I came across this place. \n\nThe cafe is very small and there is only one table outside. Half of the place is the fridge and the FOOD. I was overwhelmed by the menu. They have many different drinks you can choose. It was a tough decision between the smoothies and the fresh squeezed juice. In the end, I decided on CARROT and ORANGE juice. It was really good. The owner made it fresh for me. He used 3 carrots and 1.5 oranges in a medium cup. It was really good and refreshing. \n\nI went back for lunch and it was not disappointed. I ordered the Vegi Delight sandwich and it was really good. The vegetables were fresh, and it only costs $5.\n\nThe service was really good. The guys who work there are really nice. The owner of the place also recommended several of his vegetarian specialties:  falafel sandwich and eggplant pesto.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K6EsZ2Vwr46gy43cC0I-xw", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nBupvcD5tNCV-UrGDZyVQA", "text": "This place is amazing! I went there for lunch on a Wednesday, and although the line was long, they got our order really quickly. By some accident they either got my order wrong or gave the sandwich to someone else, but the owner was really apologetic and quickly made me a new one. He also gave me a cookie to make up for it. I got the Tandoori Chicken sandwich and the Middle Eastern Plate, and my friend got the roasted chicken sandwich. All the items were excellent, as all the ingredients tasted really fresh. After we were done, the owner gave me some of his kefta to try (as we were sitting there for the meal). He made me really feel like I was a guest in his home, and I really enjoyed the dining experience there. This is a place that I would definitely go back to, and a place that I would really recommend to anyone who happens to be in the area. It's a typical mom-and-pop shop that makes your day better by being there.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rtq0kvBYDQNsrFZw1MJcag", "date": "2012-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NuxO_Sw8C7P2Lh-9wJtpwg", "text": "I often come here to order lunch for our whole lab.  The food is excellent (best place near campus, in my opinion) and the staff are super friendly and accommodating.  Everyone in my lab is always super happy when I come to the meeting with Hummingbird sandwiches in tow.  In fact, this week, there was almost a fight over who got a falafel sandwich (I only ordered 3).  The owner is an incredible man who wants nothing more than to have you walking out with a positive attitude and a full, happy stomach.  If you're ordering for a large group and have to wait, he really tries to make you comfortable while you wait, offering a nice cup of coffee or other nice treats. \n\nHighly recommended!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NcWYE6KfALoOt9PQte3JYw", "date": "2011-11-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NYJsQJyv37ROsWus0dJt7w", "text": "the posted price for coffee on the inside blackboard and the outside banner are different but not by much.\n\nartisan roasted kavanaugh coffee is billed brew. tastes just like a harsh version of farmers coffee or mr. expresso.  just a sm(.92) so no bigge.   3 stars at most\n\nawesome prices for sammies (under 4) but i had a wrap already.\n\nvery courteous people here with prompt service.\nwill grab a sammie someday.\ncash only", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-11-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oQYSxw9wzoXJlmtmhAPE9Q", "text": "Sandwiches are okay if you don't deviate from standard items. Only takes cash. Owner is obnoxious.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "HSRWcuHzIJnrXXic2KD5zw", "date": "2012-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qhQ3BngFUOps445qeqNtTQ", "text": "The Kefta sandwich is the best thing that is ever happened to me. I drive a decent distance to take my lunch break here every day due to my addiction. Amazing smoothies too!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pZYlT50BxNituzxli4nfrA", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qsbrYOwswAgQCCr-Z89pfg", "text": "Yummy, middle-eastern and not-so-middle eastern delight.  I have two go-to sandwhiches here:\n1) The smoked turkey & pepper jack on a dutch crunch roll.  I really hate telling others how good the dutch crunch roll is because sometimes they run out.  They always do a great job toasting the bun.  It's basic, but reasonably priced, and always tasty.  \n2) The falafel sandwich.  A highlight is the tabouleh accompaniment in the wrap...always fresh and tasty.  The weak point though is the falafel themselves.  They keep them in a refrigerated case and then microwave them prior to serving. This is fine sometimes and other times it isn't.  A little more consistency would really make it excellent.  Plus it's in the $7 range which is pricier.  Oh, and careful what you ask for with the spice.  They get carried away.\n\nThe owner is very nice and always polite.  The juices are good too, but I almost always seem to skip those.  I wish this place kept better hours....seems to always be closed on weekends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VnKj044Tt5doqaVDIJbWsw", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QWmxAren1j6nocHe5oRmzg", "text": "So good!  So cheap! Really nice guy behind the counter!  Love to come here for the toasted bagel/cream cheese/cucumber thingy for breakfast.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fs1Df7U9KBTMzRKl8hN0HQ", "date": "2007-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R8rIcWc-h-NUa1EX4Arkfw", "text": "these men are so sweet. they made me and my crew great sandwiches when i was back in berkeley working this week. one of me pet peeves for sandwiches is when people don't put a lot of lettuce/sprouts on them - hummingbird packed my sandwiches with both! it did bug me that i originally went in for a salad per their posted menu and was disappointed to find out that they don't have salads (why are they on the menu?) but i was satisfied and sated with my yummy sandwich.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s3vjVl0K8y_UwYtZR7s_-A", "date": "2008-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Rzc126QM0rGLiB72iA8XqA", "text": "Sandwiches are good, I especially recommend the Turkey-Avocado (yummy). Lines are a bit long at lunch (of course) but this place is good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ps5HcO2DL3UpbDxhhFcwgA", "date": "2006-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sDeuT6WOEjKV_6uGuy9zrQ", "text": "This place is EXCELLENT.\n\n2 things:\nService is awesome. Everyone's really nice and they greet you with a large smile when they ask you for your order and they are incredibly friendly. I honestly felt like my day got brighter just by talking to them.\n\nI got the North Beach bagel which, if I remember correctly, had sprouts, grilled eggplant, pesto, and a few other things that I got in a sesame bagel. Absolutely delicious, wished I bought 3 more of them. I'm never on north side but if I am, I'm definitely coming back here.\n\n5/5, was dissatisfied with nothing. Yes, it's around $4 for a specialty bagel but boy, is it worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sTgCoEX6BNSvrEcdu4yS3w", "date": "2012-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SHLT4B2DLs-346OvdwBTCQ", "text": "Good sandwiches.  One of the regular places for locals in the area.  Good prices.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "HqdRvkaxMrq3f7Jn8jn4jA", "date": "2009-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "strD0pL6PCt598hxFfa7Mg", "text": "Let me just say this: on a slightly hungover morning, there is NOTHING that beats a fantastic \"original\" asiago bagel from the Hummingbird Cafe, which includes cream cheese spread with dill, tomato, cucumber, and sprouts. And the kicker? It's only $2.75.\n\nIt's a friendly, cozy place, and though I haven't tried most of the menu as of yet, I am eager to do so. The owner is extremely friendly and chats you up, which I really appreciate--he hands out samples of new dishes he's perfecting, and you really get the idea that he's in it because he truly loves what he does. Shockingly that seems a bit rare in Berkeley, where everything is so goal-oriented rather than being focused instead on the journey itself. It's cash-only, FYI.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QCTDMx5zXmu14JrZxbVhnQ", "date": "2007-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TmSM3_TT7YwqtrGHUsYTUg", "text": "First of all, even though every sandwich shop ever has a 'Veggie Delight/Delite,' only Hummingbird's lives up to the name. They've got a good selection of breads onto which they put just the right amount of everything, making for some delicious sandwiches.\n\nThe owner is indeed a friendly guy (no matter how many times I've had to assure him that no, I don't want any coffee with my bagel sandwich (also good) in the morning); it's a charming little place, really.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o2kQadTslz2YPdN5wBOHbw", "date": "2008-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UNmrzzZyCd6KTnTqqQkhJg", "text": "Hummingbird's many minute flaws make it a true 3.5-star joint, but its convenience deserves the half-star upgrade. I always get the falafel sandwich, which has a great medley of flavors-- thick hummus, plentiful tabouleh with petite-diced cucumber and tomato, shredded iceberg lettuce, thinly-sliced red onions and tomotoes and two falafel croquettes with a dash of hot sauce, wrapped in a ginormous piece of levant. Great flavors all around, and the condiments aren't too watery and acidic like-- ahem-- SOME Middle Eastern restaurants around campus carry. Their falafel are savory with a pleasant and relatively moderate bit of spice, and the hot sauce and tabouleh really carry the whole sandwich home.\n\nThis falafel has the potential to be off the wall, but its dryness is oftentimes a bit hard to handle. First, the falafel itself-- they do not prepare them to order, so these little deep-fried chickpea balls sit together in a bowl for sometimes hours, getting soggy. The reheating process is done in the microwave, and that zaps whatever moisture was clinging to the falafel. They're flavorful but dry as a desert, and combined with the levant, which itself is pretty devoid of moisture (although, I must credit Hummingbird for serving levant that is at least moist enough to be pliable) the sandwich wouldn't be edible if not for the delightful tabouleh (Hummingbird should really sell it a la carte). Make sure they put in a lot of tabouleh and ask for extra hot sauce. Then order one of their juices (today I had carrot-orange) to wash it all down.\n\nCheap prices, good flavor, super quick and convenient. The owner and every employee I have encountered are lovely. Definitely a place to try out if you're on the north side of campus.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yG002rouE9uVYJWpPHcC9g", "date": "2008-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uvpLZeFakmNtOXLWtz_yGQ", "text": "Great place to stop for a sandwich, and their lemonade with teeny bits of ginger is delish!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FjNgN6Dk9fh4NatwthoFgA", "date": "2007-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "We_0iLsIUpXv-uHpc9Ff4A", "text": "The sandwiches are cheap and pretty decent when they get my order right. Their egg salad in particular is very tasty although it has a lot of mayo.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qVFZc2USkjYR9lcPGnKYFA", "date": "2012-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "w-RJdqTayPNR95xwmKyW0w", "text": "All time best ever felafel. Hummingbird has set a new felafel benchmark.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "x3Qyc-_WHJWnFiZGLtvw6Q", "date": "2010-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xAC0BeiGpKo78R2qEF0cQw", "text": "If for no other reason, go here for the service. The people who work here are great. Also the smoothies are to die for! Sheesh, just writing about them makes me want one right now!!! The sandwiches are solid but the thing to get here that is really special... the falafel wrap.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NDbFVG9feRW86uMPAtncUg", "date": "2007-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-XhBezeO354rmV5B7hA0NA", "text": "If you are on a student budge, this is the place to get a decent lunch.  They have varities of sandwiches under 4 bucks with good portion enough to feed a hungry bear(like myself).  If you just got a pay check, I recommand you to try out their middle eastern plate, featuring yummy falafel and dolmas that are worth to start a fight with my friend.  Their food is always fresh especially their drinks, instead of using regular juice, the owner insist to use the high quality Looza juice as base and blend it with sorbet and fresh fruits.  He also add a little bit spice into the drink to enhance the flavor.  Bravo Hummingbird!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "p64txkX-ti1Ve82PXuK41w", "date": "2007-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Xl_CPygRJLEB6BKlJI7a7g", "text": "I really like this place. Their North Beach Bagel is a great way to start your morning. Its got grilled eggplant, pesto, feta, sprouts, tomatoes, and cucumbers which I like to have on a toasted asiago bagel! They also have really good lamb shwarma! \n\nJamal and george and all the people that work there are really friendly and nice! Once when it was raining Jamal lent me his umbrella!  Anyways, he's got a big personality who's always loud and fun to talk to. \n\nThe one downside is that it is cash only... but still worthy of 5 stars!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Pkx9FFOC6LAWmnFmbJIRUA", "date": "2010-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XLNU0TSgmUPH42zEx2YMGw", "text": "i eat here at least once a week.  a cheddar sandwich on a toasted everything bagel.  it is so cheap and so filling and so delicious!  and 99 cent iced coffee!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ksxl9Q9uNBo29oKATpVxDQ", "date": "2008-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_XUpjKsoVubbNrimD4hqfw", "text": "How this place averages 4 stars is beyond me.\n\nThe falafel sandwich was dry and not very flavorful. It wasn't gross, but nor was it nearly as good as you can get at Sunrise on Bancroft or Oasis down by Shattuck. \n\nI gave them a second chance and tried the chicken salad sandwich. I figured it was listed first under \"gourmet sandwiches\" so it should be pretty good? Wrong. There was hardly any chicken salad on the sandwich, and way, way, WAY too much mustard and mayo.\n\nOn the plus side, as others have mentioned, the staff are friendly and affable. But I'll be going elsewhere for my lunch fix.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "dvjDCmUpQh8i-i_7ywUbFQ", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xw03Je0OlBMcDHvGufoPTQ", "text": "I was really stressed out because I had been up since 6am and didn't eat til 11... running around apartment hunting.  The North Beach Bagel was superb and really hit the spot.  We also got to learn about co-op living, so that was fun.  Friendly, cute place.  Good food, good service, cute area.\n\nThey are closed Sunday, I think.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bD-bLQ4JgW2nO9RBcBLRbQ", "date": "2008-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z1KHygBK67nz0Y6iYx_ZbA", "text": "Excellent place to grab a sandwich and then go on a picnic. Great North Berkeley location, quiet, peaceful, everything that south berkeley isn't. Not that I don't like southern Berkeley, it's just sometimes one needs a break from Telegraph's food options. \n\nDelightful.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UJi3MusO1qIoOazjKsxAVw", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZFNLeDBxT5bOEyZ-1VjGJA", "text": "Great food for an excellent price. Conveniently located near campus and serves the best Gyro's with meat off the Spit.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5fecHoBCvRTE1RlaplCNxQ", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "evfYSU0jajVBW7qWjcA48Q", "text": "It's exactly what I'm looking for in a lunch place: great sandwiches at great prices. My turkey sandwich--complete with lots of veggies--is around 4 dollars. You can't beat that.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Ai5vpJ-t7VVmuz3pUOv46w", "date": "2011-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "VkfUD9GPyY2bQSfnqb-aBg", "text": "The sandwich specials are excellent, I wish they would change the daily special every few weeks, I am kinda getting bored of them.\nBut you have to try them at least once.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2010-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4VKxqAIcFDMvYSbP1tctKw", "text": "To do it right: $5\n\nWalking in here, I fully didn't expect to be giving five stars.  I'll make this short: my order was taken almost immediately even though the place was jammed full at noon, and got my food within 5 minutes.  The were reasonably (over)staffed for the lunch rush and I can't say a single bad thing about the service.  I grabbed the turkey avocado on wheat, and ate at the tables outside of La Burrita--because I roll like that.  Every component of the sandwich was excellent, relative to the price and timing.  Guac was decent, turkey was fresh (not slimy), bread was soft with a bit of crunch from toasting, lettuce and pickles crunched before bending, and even the sprouts made tiny snaps.  Both the meat and cheese were supplied in generous portions, which is a double bonus for any sandwich.\n\nSidenote: they also have a standard Mediterranean spread (tabbouleh, hummus, dolma), which looked good, but I have not yet sampled.\n\nSummary: Comfortably cramped.  Great deal.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TcvCaYSlc94Ury0DK2R3WQ", "date": "2009-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "--4Wii5n7zmfYsyBSGYilA", "text": "First and Foremost, the owner of the cafe is super nice!  He has always been there in the morning to say hi and he remembered my name since the first time I introduced myself.  I love the assortment of pasta salads, but the iced coffee is why i go there.  It is only $1 for a large iced coffee and it tastes better than anything thing else around.  Try some and be amazed!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rTgNrNX4EsntHA45MrpBKg", "date": "2007-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9tRkw7opybqcQWTWGGZUiQ", "text": "Good sandwiches, fast service. Coffee is sub-par though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PZR-d99E1nkvI5cHFmoBQA", "date": "2006-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "B2xSMumBx-yUGjpEVQeP7Q", "text": "The perfect falafel sandwich.  Falafel, hummus, tabouli, spicy sauce, and sometimes jalapenos (or not, if you're not into that kind of thing) wrapped up in a pita/tortilla hybrid.  The middle eastern platter, which comes with all these ingredients plus rice and lentils, two dolmas, and a pickle, is also delicious.  And so are the cookies.  Favorite lunch spot in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2Ox2AgMYwaiEQI_M5u8VKg", "date": "2007-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CmaWSI5XmZaP2taz4f-whA", "text": "Two words: Veggie Delight. There is too much to love about this sandwich...creamy avocado and pesto tempered by crisp spinach, sprouts and refreshing cucumber, the faintest splash of oil and vinegar and crumbles of feta to brighten it up a bit, and sweet, roasted red bell peppers on a crunchy roll. \nCompletely filling without any meat, and only 4.50? What more can you ask for? They can easily price a sandwich like this on a lunch menu for 11.00 at a pretentious, swanky restaurant. My friend who already ate lunch jealously eyed me as I savored every delicious bite, saying, \"How can you eat that in front of me? That looks AMAZING.\" When I humored him by giving him a taste, he was not disappointed.\nI almost feel ashamed that I ever ordered a--albeit still quality-made with love and still very tasty--regular ol' turkey sandwich here. The owner obviously puts a lot of thought into his own creations. I have never been let down once, and the people here are very sweet. This is THE place to go for a sandwich not only on Euclid, but in Berkeley, and I've had my fair share. \nThe tabouleh and other housemade cold salads look great, too, so I have more to look forward to. Great job, Hummingbird. Five stars.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R6_81XqHzMBiTuEwP9NNQg", "date": "2011-01-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DpCpJTqhZLTKbQjJ5rraRw", "text": "I got the lamb shawarma sandwich, which was delicious.... flavorful and filling! I came near the end of the day so the bread varieties were already running out. :( My friend got the falafel wrap. She was kinda bummed that they microwaved her falafels (instead of on-the-spot deep frying them), but she couldn't stop gushing about good it was once she started eating. \n\nMy ex-Prof came in while we were ordering, and bragged to his friend about how Hummingbird had the best juice in town HAHA. I guess I'll have to try that next!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2SBxCX9cDzrLVdSweCQrXQ", "date": "2011-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EQvlcWSsn5kM-7_8AQ4ilA", "text": "Sandwiches are delicious and so reasonably priced -- I think the \"North Beach\" one is 3.75 and SO tasty. Tons of vegetarian options.  Get some dolmas too! \n\nThe line gets long around lunch so come before or after and be prepared to wait! \n\nThe staff is really friendly as stated by other reviewers. \n\nThe downside is the cost of the platters -- they are delicious but way too high for grad student organization budgets!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Wds_aPj1F1Nip8wOG-lEoQ", "date": "2007-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H4C0WHy8nCRf3DDtCFeAPw", "text": "I used to go to this place every day.  It got to the point where I would walk in and they would start making my sandwich as soon as they saw me.  They have really good smoothies too.  However.... I have abandoned the Hummingbird Cafe for the corner store (Seven Palms Food Market) across the street.  Their sandwiches are bigger and better and you can't compete with the selection of drinks and sandwiches of a corner store.\n\nThe owner is really nice and it is worth becoming a regular here.  His lemonade is the best ever and I am planning on getting it every day during summer.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "omxUEcFDTsiSsGTIg4wAzg", "text": "The fruit juices are good--but this place is not all it's cracked up to be. The food is passable and that's all. I'd rather get a sandwich at the FSM Cafe.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "fa3P8dibTRU8QG-XwVMigw", "date": "2006-03-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TuvoyrTDred5Ii9sL00kiA", "text": "Great, quick, high quality food to go. Excellent at Northgate. \nIn this day of anonymous chains, a place where not only the food is of excellent quality, but the service is friendly and they remember me by name... \nThey have earned my extreme loyalty.  \nHighlights: kabob sandwich is delctable. Jamal's smoothies are out of this world. All the middle eastern stuff is top notch as well. Highly recommended on all fronts!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ag_GfK82Upmq2R9LwvvfjQ", "date": "2012-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UnywJSegbYApoSSXTtpBRQ", "text": "I love the Hummingbird Caf\u00e9.  Either tiny location.  They've taken some of my favorites off the menu (I really want the egg salad sandwich back), they randomly run out of stuff like ice (\"No ice, no ice!\"), and the kind employees don't always give me exactly what I ordered.  But I've never complained because by the time I realize I'm eating a tuna sandwich -- my arch nemesis -- I'm already enjoying it.  They even make food I don't like taste good!  And healthy, too.  The coffee will do, the smoothies are excellent, and the price is right.  I only wish they weren't cash only.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VDweb5PBXGAfv4ssZzDAYg", "text": "I'll have to come back to try some food later, but made a pit stop for coffee as an alternative to the delish but pricey espresso drinks at my Yali's in Stanley Hall.\nAt mid-morning, I was the only one there.  Was greeted cheerfully by no less than 3 employees, one of whom took my order and was very proud of the cheap $1.25 large coffee.  ($1.35 if you don't have your own mug).  They have espresso, but take heed to lactose intolerants - NO SOY MILK HERE!  So I couldn't have the latte I craved and settled for drip coffee - it was a little on the weak side but got the job done just fine.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pRmwJ6jt3ClpH4JIaAF0yA", "date": "2010-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VxKDR1Xze1Aieh_AtAdYWA", "text": "This is a regular lunch stop for me. And I almost always just go for the middle eastern plate. You get quite a lot of tasty middle eastern food for seven bucks. There's no seating, but just carry you food back across Hearst and sit by the north gate. Especially with the new grass and benches area they put in.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OjlGEiH2h6E5HpZMxb6gNw", "date": "2007-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hc64HP2Jw5aBp8e9yN0l2w", "text": "I've been here countless times but I never wrote a review since I wanted to try a bunch of items on their very expansive menu. Their selection is incredible for such a tiny little shop -- they've got salads, sandwiches, bagels, smoothies, cafe drinks, Mediterranean fare, and an impressive snacks/drinks section by the register. Best of all, all the items are priced very well.\n\nOne unfortunate thing about their sandwiches is that they tend to use pretty much the same combination of fixin's (e.g., pickles, sprouts, lots of mayo/mustard) for all their sandwiches and they begin to all taste the same. That's probably why I like their Seal Rock bagel, which has a unique combination of veggies and salmon spread that tastes great and is surprisingly cheap.\n\nThe staff here are very friendly, and since there's very few of them, you start to recognize them and they start to recognize you rather quickly.\n\nThe food here is worth 4 stars; the service, price, and variety all contribute to the fifth star.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "_C8dTusVGvODMuygWbZrtg", "date": "2008-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Igr4GGUMeJSkGkE4l69opA", "text": "Good sandwiches, but the service experience I got was middling.\n\nI got the arab-named special (I'm afraid I forget the name).  I was overcharged - it was a standard sandwich, and they priced it premium.  The staffers were new, though.  The big problem was communication.  The workers weren't English-fluent, which normally isn't a problem.  But everyone in line was having trouble and they were becoming frustrated.  Based on what I saw, they were probably \"in training,\" which I guess explains both.\n\nThe sandwich was fresh and delicious, and would have been well-priced if I weren't over-charged.  I was going to give a *** but everyone else seems to have had good experiences, so I'll bump it up to **** because it was a real good sammich.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "v9dkLIe0JZXtghSwPrMy6Q", "date": "2008-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0dE2iqR-T-nJYmgdizwDtA", "text": "Cheapest, quickest coffee on Euclid (self-serve, $.79 for 12 oz), and to-die-for North Beach bagel (feta cheese, cucumbers, sprouts, tomatoes, toasted eggplant, some delicious sauce) for $3.25. There's no seating, but it's a perfect place to grab a quick lunch between classes. Smoothies and sandwiches are also great.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Xuy9X0gmtlAZOzyFpngA6Q", "date": "2006-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "WyJQO6wx4b_p_7kK8dVxgg", "text": "A dilemma - the sandwich fillings at Hummingbird are excellent but the bread is rubbish, so which sandwich to order? I like to think I'm clever, but my inability to think outside the square meant it took me years to come up with this answer: don't order the sandwiches. Now, once a week or so I get the Middle Eastern plate, which for $6.50 can feed two: tabouleh (the highlight), a couple of dolmas, good pickles, pita bread, hummus (a little bland), lentils, a few chunks of roast vegetables (potato/carrot) and two falafel (not up to Sunrise Deli's, better than anyone else's near campus). I'll eat two-thirds of this for lunch and the rest at afternoon tea, then end up not cooking dinner until 10pm due to lack of voraciousness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H8IXdnDLHTuMkkWFs7IlkA", "date": "2007-05-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jl2BqmigELzxJd_tqS955A", "text": "I give this place 4 stars for the smoothies alone.  Only downside?  THis place closes uber early.  The sign says 4PM but really they start shutting down around 3-ish... I often have to make a point of getting there before they close to snag a smoothie.  I've tried almost every smoothie on the menu, and I love all of them.  \n\nGreat pasta salads too - I often get a small container to go, and it's a great afternoon snack.  \n\nService is always friendly...  I think the owner recognizes me from all my smoothie trips... :o)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "b09osK2WR94_CYGslBL7Pw", "date": "2006-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pephH0jmrDXozhFzH4EZ-w", "text": "Five stars for the North Beach Bagel and it's a quaint little shop with nice staffers.\n\nOnce I start talking, writing, or thinking about the North Beach Bagel, I start to salivate. In fact, after trying the NB bagel during my first visit back in 2007, my tastebuds have not yet let me try another sandwich on the menu, even though they all look very tasty.\n\nYes, I love, love, love NB Bagel: delicious creamy tahini / pesto sauce (not sure which), toasted eggplant, feta cheese, topped with tomatoes, sprouts, and cucumbers. I prefer it on an \"everything\" bagel, but I suppose one might want to start out with a plain bagel to focus on the sandwich's innards. Once, I went late in the day and they only had whole wheat bagels left, but with the practically orgasmic flavor combo, it still tasted great.\n\nI think the trick is the eggplant. It's sliced super thin - no big gooey blobs - and it's toasted very well, crispy in some places and super flavorful. I think they must marinate it first. At $3.50, it's a great deal for someone like me who prefers smaller meals; if you have a bigger appetite, they have plenty of side pasta/middle eastern salad options to choose from. \n\nThe only downside is they are not open weekends and they close at 4:30, so I can't really take my friends. I only get a chance to indulge in a delicious NB bagel when I have a work meeting on Northside. I need to have more meetings on Northside. Northside for Northbeach. Yummmmm.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZC9eqC7ogPfQWWXgTPcC-g", "date": "2009-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8nJS_k9wxCDdHBgN-LZQrA", "text": "I love this place. Even the simplest deli sandwiches are a great lunch. The ingredients are fresh and flavorful. They don't mind is you are a picky eater and never has gotten my order wrong. The people there are very kind and like to talk to you. Super inexpensive which is important to me. \n\nI recommend the Hummus (+ some pita bread). Probably the best I've ever had at Cal. \n\nthe only this bad is that they run out of food after the lunch rush sometimes. But it's not their fault that they are so in demand. haha.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g156gmJlEIrOR3oozGt0Bg", "date": "2008-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ezURNCamO25GlvmmJmAQgg", "text": "Stuffed Inn can't have ALL the fun on Euclid.  This place should also be at the top of your list if you're looking for a good sandwich on Northside.  Both places have sandwiches for about $5.\n\nWhat sets this place apart is that they spice things up a lil bit by offering more exotic sandwiches than those at Stuffed Inn.  Stuffed Inn is where you get simple, healthy sandwiches with standard ingredients (stuff a typical health-conscious soccer mom makes for their college grown son who lives at home).  \n\nHere, you have a much larger selection of special ingredients to go into your sandwich.  Pesto sauce, roasted eggplant, hummus, salmon spread, etc.  They've got bagels, croissants, and more.  Although these ingredients are more unique and may lead to a more unhealthy or dense sandwich.  I was looking for a light sandwich but I made a mistake by ordering a pesto chicken sandwich and I felt groggy in class, but I enjoyed it!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pHeo2t_05hiKi9fOnkbgYQ", "text": "After a long night of trying to share a twin bed with my boyfriend for the first time in a LONG time Hummingbird Cafe's coffee was exactly what the doctor ordered. It was a blissful cup of perfection to start the day off right. I will be back the next time such an event is in my cards.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7_SjX_GOcRROCh80KfycSw", "date": "2006-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wtge5DlsWwkZNnKKfegjuQ", "text": "Hard to say who's smoothies I like better: Hummingbird or Brewed Awakening. I should consider myself lucky to have two great smoothie joints near the lab. \n\nTheir bagels are excellent. One item has a blend of their own spread served it with sprouts, cucumber, and tomato.\n\nThey have an excellent vegetarian option in the middle eastern plate which has falafel, hummos, tabouleh, and pita. Jamal makes the hummos and most other items from scratch. He's a friendly guy and remembers his regular customers.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "i388xqMLW-CnuP_VMaMnwQ", "date": "2006-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bJyXjG8duSeLBiBJMKoF3Q", "text": "Their lemonade is the best I've ever had. It's homemade, it has the wonderfully perfect amount of ginger, and its lusciously delicious. Their sandwiches are veggie-licious they make you feel healthy and great about life. Their eggplant pesto is SO GOOD. And who would have thought alfalfa sprouts in a sandwich would be yums? SO YUMS. And the service is great - everyone is so happy and chirpy, life feels great!  Hummingbird Cafe is super close to the UC Berkeley campus, so it's a great place to pick up food and have an absolutely cute  picnic on campus! Love hummingbird cafe. GET THE LEMONADE. That was one of my best life decisions. SO YUMMY.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dZ_vY_bpPx-YnjYg0M_-yg", "date": "2012-02-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "l_AC7-85CiKDAqR6XUIW9A", "text": "|| B A C K G R O U N D ||\n\nTheir menu is BEAUTIFUL, as is the food that they serve!\n\nThe place is fairly small, but it's cozy and efficiently structured. You place your order to the woman behind the deli bar (they have a nice selection of cold dishes), and you walk to the end of the counter to pay at the cashier. They have specials on papers all around the back wall, so take your time to choose your meal!\n\nThere are a few seats against the wall, as well as one table with two chairs outside. We were lucky to nab the table and enjoy the rare beautiful Berkeley weather. Unfortunately, the table is next to the window that displays their tantalizingly pastries, which kept tempting me as I ate my lunch :c\n\n|| F O O D || \n\nSHAWERMA LAMB + HUMMUS SANDWICH: lamb, hummus, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, all on Dutch Crunch bread [$5.95]\n- This was listed on a paper with specials, just below their board.\n- The lamb was delectably tender and juicy, and the hummus was a GREAT addition.  It pairs surprisingly well with the mayo.\n- They let you choose your sandwich bread, and the Dutch Crunch was just the right amount of crunch c:\n\nFALAFEL [$6.50]\n- A falafel wrap that looked good and tasted good! The falafels were yummy!\n\n|| C L O S U R E ||\n\nAn awesome meal at an even awesomer price. I'd come back to try anything else on their menu!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Y59CCZrU2JsHlrEinuMjEQ", "text": "their middle eastern plate is insanely huge. enough food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. too bad the quality's not great. dry falafel. also, their hummus tastes a lot like tahini.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yClxw_K67MXXqDrvUfbZ5g", "text": "I had the avocado and turkey on whole wheat bread sandwich AND a Club on dutch french and both sandwiches really hit the spot. Not sure if I was just hungry or if they were really actually that awesome, but I wouldn't mind coming again. At $4.50 each sandwich, it's quite a steal! And there are shorter lines here during lunch than any other place along Euclid, so it saves you time too! The only thing is, this place is super small and crowded, so it can get kinda uncomfortable inside with people 2 inches from your face as they try to get past you to get out of the place or get in. \n\nThe cash register guy is really uptight and kinda over stresses about everything. He needs to take a chill pill. The girls that make the sandwiches are super nice and friendly. :)\n\nNo credit cards here, so bring your CASH!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tFigDY4u8Yi_d94QoOUvgA", "text": "This place does two things really well.  Sandwiches and Smoothies.  They have all types of sandwiches for $4-6 and aram sandwiches too.  Oh and they have a bunch of mediterranean salads too but I haven't tried them.  \n\nI absolutely love their smoothies.  A few of them contain ginger, it'll knock you off your feet.  Nice, thick smoothies with lots of flavor.  You won't get tired of drinking it halfway through.  \n\nWhat is the absolute best though is the lemonade.  Give it a try, it's no ordinary lemonade.  It's loaded with ginger and some other stuff giving it a sweet and sour taste.  Utterly delicious.\n\nFinally, the staff is very friendly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "K-PtK3gDicUeLXYoJmDKWw", "date": "2005-12-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "shp8oMkqsoLy_PfcXzBGAA", "text": "I cannot say anything about their food since I haven't tried anything on the menu that is not a smoothie.\n\nWhy haven't I tried anything besides the smoothie there?  I don't know, perhaps next time I will.  All I can say is that every time I go there I have a great experience.  \n\nI remember the first time I went into the Hummingbird Cafe it was just one of those days I wanted smoothie for no apparent reason.  To be honest, I would have gone to Jamba Juice that day had I not been on the North Side of campus.  Howvever, I'm glad I went into this delightful Mediterranean Cafe that day.  I was greeted by the owner, Jamal, who asked me what he could do for me.  I said that I wanted a smoothie and this man when off about how great his smoothies were and how they are the best and nothing like the stuff they sell at Jamba Juice.  I was intrigued so I ordered the strawberry smoothie.  Then I see this guy going to work with fresh fruits, frozen fruits, organic juice, and sorbet with his own hands.  I asked why the other employees, who were doing nothing at that time since the lunch rush was over, weren't making the smoothie instead.  He tells me that only he is allowed to make the smoothies.  That's dedication to a craft right there.  Don't see that too often in the food/service industry nowadays.   Anyway, once the smoothie came out I was blown away by the detail to presentation he used and the taste was far better than anything I've gotten at Jamba Juice. \n\nHowever, it's not the taste that keeps me going back there for smoothies, though I live in Unit 2 (South side of campus).  It's Jamal.  He's just one of the nicest owners I've ever met.  He remembered my name all those times I went and one time when I didn't cash, since they don't accept credit cards, he just let me have it saying that he trusted that I would come back and pay him later.  Now, I know that as a regular he would trust me to pay him back, which I did, but it's just good to see someone care about their customers and craft the way he does. \n\nBottom line, if you are ever in the North Side of campus and want to smoothie, go to see Jamal at the Hummingbird Cafe.  You won't be disappointed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rc8PP9UHc5vWRiTVULd48Q", "date": "2010-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "QP4AbuW-rlE_jr90RCwb3g", "text": "The Middle Eastern plate is satisfying and tastes awesome. Stuff here is reasonably priced and the guy who works there is nice and always enthusiastic when I order something. \n\nHere's our usual conversation:\n\nMe: \"I'd like the Middle Eastern plate.\"\n\nHim: \"Middle Eastern Plate. You like it!\"\n\nMe: \"I like it?\"\n\nHim: \"Yes. It tastes good! Your going to like it, you'll see!\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-L9aYfl891vnGG-PNjdFmg", "date": "2007-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LoFWOJ2rjwBMMalFEFxbvQ", "text": "One sandwich is what sets this cafe apart.  A lot of people love the cheese 'n' stuff delux turkey, but it can't be considered against the hummingbird hot turkey sandwich on a croissant.  Hot roast turkey, cranberry sauce cucumbers, and red onions on a light flaky croissant, and last time I went it was only 4 bucks.  Grab a ginger lemonade to go with it and you're set for lunch", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zJgTQLOOn1-SO1ghvBtXpA", "date": "2006-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "40O_QxsMlB0YFcrK6te7cg", "text": "The owner of this place is awesome.  I love their smoothies it always comes with a couple scoops of sorbet.  The mediterranean plates and different salads are also great.  Sandwiches and bagels are made to order.  I started going here more often than Stuffed Inn after Sophomore Year of college.  But I do still hold a soft spot for Stuffed Inn.  Only difference here is that there's no seating area and it's really a place where you order and leave.  I wished they expanded.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jd17L6-fmSZzzF-0Fhjhxg", "date": "2007-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ESlSwa39H5C2EpmeA1MoPg", "text": "Like almost everything on the Euclid Strip, there is little reason to come here if it's out of your way.  Hummingbird's goodness is largely contingent upon its convenience, but with that said it's pretty awesome if you live or have class nearby.\n\nIn most cases you can walk in the door with four dollars and walk out with a balanced meal of a sandwich in 120 seconds.  And then, of course, you can be sitting in class, complete with sandwich in belly, a mere five minutes after that.\n\nOn those rare tragic mornings when I am awake early enough to care what time businesses open, Hummingbird enjoys the further distinction of being one of only three morning options on Northside.  Unfortunately they are not at all an evening option; they are never open past 4pm and tend to start closing up at 3:30.\n\nAs for the appeal of the food itself... I wouldn't suggest getting too excited about this place.  While I enjoy the sandwiches and appreciate the variety of things that Hummingbird puts in them, they are nothing you can't make at home if you have opposable thumbs.  Overall a very good value, but you are paying for goods and labor, not art or skill.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nTtPQ4-wBLQuY_c_UJNVNg", "date": "2008-11-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ElG7hgajh-xXq8y6ZvX6CA", "text": "1.Roast beef with a \"surprise-me-bread.\"\n2.Red Velvet Cake.\n3.Pineapple cake.\n4.The best service I have ever had at a sandwich shop & people that remember your face and orders.\n\nTop 4 reasons why I am known to walk 2 miles uphill just for a sandwich from this place. Yeah... They're that good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cEgjnI88GX6Gy2KcDVXN5Q", "date": "2012-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "0l0YBlVok9jYLvkxY3lohg", "text": "the smoothies here are pretty good.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Qt6t6i4RDbgXIOg6EXUbvQ", "date": "2008-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ROC4HhZsWJew1OP8QJcO2A", "text": "Five Reasons for five stars.  1.  Cheapest coffee on the north side of campus.  $1.25 for a large - Virtually unheard.  2. Great Pasta Salad of the non-mayo variety.  And options to choose from.  Signs of a great deli.  3.  Great smoothies.  4. Nicest staff ever, and there food suggestions have never led me astray.  5.  options.  wide variety of choices for lunch.  all of which have been amazing so far.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IDhcaHM7KG4EDmWf9b3c0A", "date": "2009-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "tl-BRgjIOScDwwZ2F2lCyQ", "text": "Whomever started the idea of serving turkey cranberry sandwiches deserves an award. \n\nNow...\n\nRoasted Turkey w/ Cranberry Sauce made with A REAL ROASTED AND CARVED TURKEY!!!!!!  That is one delectible sandwich!  Seriously this is the best sandwich I've had in a long time. \n\nIt's Tryptophan-TASTIC!!! ZZZZzzzzzzzzz............", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ipleTHGh9KR8hO5U1yxzXw", "date": "2007-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "Z6Y4JnWBEvgay6PahHrQEQ", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "iBoZSd5MPwk6dbaYtaegGg", "text": "This place rocks. The owner is too friendly. One time when I was in there ordering a sandwich, the guy in front of me was unaware of their \"cash only\" policy and they'd already made his sandwich. The owner gave him his sandwich and told him to come back the next day with the cash. WHO DOES THAT? Very, very cool. \n\nI like the sandwiches better than the Palms deli across the street but I wish this place carried Kettle Chips (salt&vinegar, mmmm!). The smoothies are also awesome. Good times!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0vCffWO7AQKdZtoP_9ZTIA", "date": "2007-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1gkBXEJf9FYtkEAz5gPTeA", "text": "Pretty darn good.  The crepe itself is sweet, which surprised me, as I got a savoury crepe, and didn't want sugar.  But oh well.  The crepe itself was good, and the whole thing was yummy too, even with the sweet wrapper.   It's a little pricey, but it did fill me up like a meal would, so I guess that's ok.  They didn't skimp on the portions.  If you're a real eater, you might need two, but that's probably only if you have a little extra heft on you, know what I mean?\n\nAlso, the crepe was pre-made, but that was not a problem for me.  It was also thick, but I liked this interesting difference (as opposed to thin), as it did not fall apart, and added substance to the meal.\n\nI did notice that the hand-washing after money handling was perfunctory at best (no soap, a quick 3 second water turn-on).  If you're freaked out by germs, you should probably avoid this place. Also, the seating is lame, it's just some stools in front of a mirror (yuck, who likes to watch themselves eat?)  I'd take my crepe and go-go.  They really should have 2 people working the counter, one for the money touching and order taking.  It took a little long to get my order in, but he did the best he could, being as he was the only dude there. All in all, I'd say give it a whirl.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M78roPkPRBZaJ1q_sKmwxg", "date": "2008-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4pSfDHff6W22zr3gGR-EfQ", "text": "I loooove a good crepe. Even more, I love a quick, yummy fillings, easy to hold crepe to walk around and chit-chat with friends.\nI got the banana chocolate crepe and my friend had the peanut butter and chocolate crepe. Paired with a to-go cup of 2%, my crepe milk combo came to to $6.37. A little expensive but I was craving this type of sweet after a fervent movie discussion and a meal of gyros. I'd been to a few other to-go crepe places in the bay, and while the crepe recipe is not as good I also find it negligible, especially in light that they are pretty generous with the fillings. TONS of banana, oh so good. Oh, the peanut butter one was great, too, but naturally a bit dry and sometimes there were parts of the crepe that were only peanut  butter or only chocolate. My next visit (for sure I'll come back to check out the University sister shop as well) I plan to get peanut butter, honey and banana. Yummm.\nI can see how this place can get cramped, I luckily went during a lull period so service was quicker but I have to agree with some of the other reviewers--these are not the happiest of people.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "08jfo0j-qbcs5yKefByVKQ", "date": "2008-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4YWf7QkRnQaNxtX0ccaitQ", "text": "The crepes are flavorful and great for eating on the go. It's fun to watch them make the crepe! \n\nI prefer savory crepes. The crepe with a bunch of roasted vegetables (peppers, eggplant, etc.) and cheese is very good. So is the one with an egg, spinach, and cheese (I got ricotta). Perhaps one day I will venture into sweet crepe territory. \n\nOne crepe doesn't make me feel full, but it's a good amount of food, and I always feel satisfied after getting a crepe. I guess it's healthier than being put into a food coma!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3aTVeGFq_s3KuGcVXCNquA", "date": "2010-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5ulZgJhBbZEOhScRGK8_9g", "text": "I'm French, so I'm a bit of a crepe snob, but these guys do it right.  They have a good batter recipe so the actual batter they use is quite good.  Their choices are good too (try the avocado, cheese, and tomato!)\n\nThe only problem is that they make the crepes in advance instead of freshly for you.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pUW9EWvbxb2LIGBG6kNSnA", "date": "2006-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6xfE8PJp7oYSSikjkxlsfg", "text": "Well, it doesn't change the fact that I didn't love the crepe, but the manager sent me a very cordial note about my previous review.  Anyone who is takes the time to be so polite and respond to a little bellyacher like me must run a business well.\n\nFor the record, she stated that the swiss crepe has high-quality emmental cheese...didn't want to be spreading misinformation :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pRmwJ6jt3ClpH4JIaAF0yA", "date": "2010-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7VEU5NmVS3ta8jgQDsN8Sg", "text": "I prefer the savory crepes over the sweet ones. The lightly salty crepe is crunchy on the outside but still soft on the inside, just the way I like it. The egg, spinach, cheese, and turkey crepe I had was as good as it gets. The ingredients complemented each other well, spinach was done but not soggy, and the cheese was not too overpowering in taste.\n\nPortions are good too! One will fill you up and they are generous with their ingredients.\n\nOn the other hand, the sweet ones tend to get sickening rather quickly. The large amounts of nutella and whip cream made me feel like I was eating nutella with a side of crepe (nothing wrong with that of course, but if you're not much of a sweet tooth like me, maybe share this with someone).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "riGkQwFY0wWHwsa5HASVbA", "date": "2011-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "84u6syU2-Ylu50sIjYNDKQ", "text": "Fast, Fresh, Fabulous!\n\nYummy savory - Fresh spinach, Cheddar, Turkey, Sundried Tomatoes... if you ask they'll put more spinach and less cheese; makes you feel better about yourself but it's stills tasty\n\nYummy sweet - Nutella & Strawberries, 'nuff said\n\nNote: the big chickeny one, forgot the name, is a little messy. it's been stewing, and tastes great, just gets drippy.\n\n...If you want savory & sweet and would be too full with both, but got a friend around... ask to split. They're nice like that =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0i1z0_K9_2PMWIISzgg-fw", "date": "2009-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8EWoShl0H9CDSInzzp6wxA", "text": "This place has ruined all other creperies for me.\n\nI wandered in to this tiny hole-in-the-wall with a small group of family and friends. We each ordered our own preference of sweet and savory crepes. And we each quickly decided we could never enjoy another crepe from anywhere else ever again. Of course, we all shared each others'. They were amazing. All of them. I mean it. I've tried quite a few other crepe places since moving to LA a couple years ago, but nothing even comes close. Anytime I visit, I have to go and get my fix.\n\nAside from the deliciousness, the staff is great, too. It's a small place, not much room to sit down, but who cares? They'll fold your crepe up for you in a handy little package, easy to eat while you walk.\n\nLove it. Absolutely.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vv_ph0Z7FjG6tok02uOrxA", "date": "2012-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Jw24b6mF9V6fSWLWiABqg", "text": "Mmmmmmm......crepes. Sweet or meat, your choice. either one will knock your socks off. This place is great for take out, but we ate in, not fun considering the countertops are 8\" deep and blocking the door but the food is great! Cooks are good amigos, stop by for some good hangover food!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "O9BVXW_Zk2xuF5wukzY6UA", "date": "2009-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9XFYVQcT9Q6JXOU1dS1ToA", "text": "When you're a student out late on a weekend night, there is absolutely nothing as spot-hitting (I think I just invented a phrase) as a turkey cranberry avocado crepe with lots of ooey gooey numiness cheese on top. We all know that Crepes-A-Go-Go is not Chez Panisse. But I think it serves it's purpose perfectly, a place for good cheap food you can take on the run, and no matter if you have your \"i'm on a diet, no sugar for me\" friends or your \"WHIPPED CREAM ON MY FACE!\" friends, there's something to please.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YbM4Ayd9R9p4r-cMP3uMmA", "date": "2009-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a2Z8ohj67M5ECWhcR8QFdQ", "text": "I can't tell you how much I just love this place! The prices are acceptable and the crepes are just DELICIOUS. For the price you're paying, I think they did a pretty good job! I can't wait till I get the chance to come back here and get another one! :D", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QNgKOkq38alNJNz1Q7tQ_A", "date": "2011-07-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a8Yxdq243vNuFtGkWuTJPw", "text": "This is a great place for those who love crepes. I always get the savory crepes whereas my husband gets the sweet ones. The sweet ones are smeared with Nutella, and the choice of the fruits such as strawberries, kiwis, bananas. And the savory ones are with spinach, chicken, cheese, mushroom. \nOh my god, they are so delicious and i cant get enough and funny thing is even when i m full, i still want more. Damn!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VmxkVFm4xepdYzyvXRqaEA", "date": "2011-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a956jSV9cItwNIXzt46SSA", "text": "my goodness.. i dont care what people say... the banana nutella crepes here are so goooood!!! its my breakfast every morning on way to class! I took a star off just because the crepe can be a little soggy/soft sometimes. But now I always ask for extra crispy, so all is good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3e4SbwYHhNy7tzzYlusIcg", "date": "2011-12-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Aoo-VE0aGbJqyROe2U6cCA", "text": "I have lived in Berkeley for the past four years, and I did not visit Crepes A-Go Go until a few weeks ago, and I just went again yesterday for dinner because I loved it so much last time!  So far I have only had the cheese, turkey, and avocado savory crepe with swiss cheese, and it was absolutely delicious.  I also tried their sweet crepe with Nutella and strawberries, which was also yummy!\n\nThe people there are so nice, and it's really cool to see them make my crepes =)  Plus it's so fast and a good break from the normal sandwich or burger.  I can't wait to try more of their crepes (lemon, butter, ice cream, etc.) and let you guys know!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QwXpGYoZ4eUE4Bp_sQWj2Q", "date": "2010-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BcWfEwHcjXN1bcYNRtjnBA", "text": "I found it kind of gross that they used pre-made crepes... how hard is it really to make one for me on the spot? Anyway, I don't know what it was but something about the crepe/nutella/banana ratio was just off. It really felt like something I could've made myself. On the bright side, it was huge.\n\nI'd come here again if I was really craving it though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "N8Y_vWT_e0-fJoGhBZ5UjA", "date": "2007-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bGrDpWQh-dTWjyvPuID_nw", "text": "I love any weekend I get to spend in cal for the food. Food. The food of cal overwhelms whatever things you have against cal. end of story.\n\nthe crepes are huge. this is good. \ni got con-ed into ordering one of the savory crepes instead of the sweet ones. the savory ones are giant sandwiches inside of crepes. large amounts of cheese and whatever else you want inside of a large pancake like crispy bread thing. \n\nI had cheese (pepper jack) + avocado + turkey. Now I blame myself for ordering anything with avocado, this might be a California weakness I've adopted. this wasn't super good. it was okay. i liked the avocado (go figure). but the cheese was strange and that's probably my fault for saying pepper jack, but it doesn't belong in a crepe. think pancakes with hearty chili and cheese on top, if this wets your appetite, first ew. second, go ahead and get the pepper jack. \n\ni'd agree with some of the other people the crepes were not as crispy as i would like, but the last time i had one of these (banana and nutella), it was pretty crispy so maybe they are slacking or just i don't know...something. \n\norder sweet, not savory. enjoy.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BMEmpeosi4LfwRlAMgtjbg", "date": "2009-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bhF05EBG-7xAUk81nMCq1w", "text": "Love Berkeley, especially Telegraph.  Whenever I'm hanging out down here I love to stop in this crepery and get a decent crepe.  First off, I almost always get a sweet crepe, and they are always good; soft, sweet, and satisfy my sweet tooth.  This time, I got an eggplant and vegetable crepe instead and I wasn't as pleased.  The crepe was dry and almost bland.  I probably will just stick to the sweet ones for now on.  There is only a few bar stools along the wall and no customer restroom.  Other than that, I will always come back for a quick fix for my sweet cravings.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "dSKkG5hSwHKDdAheknL8mQ", "date": "2011-06-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c5nbAKHG-2Ko1Syt3MPfJQ", "text": "7 bucks for a dessert crepe is the biggest scam on the face of the planet, I don't care how good they are.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2009-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ChF_TRjcSCu0U7dIiEIM7g", "text": "Soooo good!  Spend my summer in Berkeley and had cravings for Crepes A Go Go alll the time.  Any crepe with nutella is delicious, and if you want to go all out get it with ice cream.  Just watch out for spills if you're getting your crepe to go!  I recommend this place 100%.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CXmoa4xbx08ncDy74btgIg", "date": "2010-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cU3hkJbHHnuf02dnFpEyMw", "text": "i absolutely love this place. it was one of the first businesses to catch my eye when i came to cal for the first time, and it was the first place in berkeley where i spent my money. i have never been disappointed by this place.\n\nwhen i went here a couple days back, i ordered a cheddar cheese, spinach, and egg crepe. yummy deliciousness in my tummy. :D\nthey are definitely not stingy with their ingredients, and my mouth was filled with flavorful cheese with each bite i took. i downed that thing in ten minutes.\n\nservice is pretty good. the people are nice and they make the crepes relatively quickly.\n\nmajor plus is that they take credit cards here. yay. :]", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xFTrwUh1qBzDHYevdRFENg", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cw544JmZyaejX3PONx7LUw", "text": "Not the best crepe I've ever had, but still crave worthy! \n\nEvery time I've come here, all my food has been hot and fresh (they make it in front of you) and delicious. \n\nBoth savory and sweet are worth a try. Believe it or not, the butter and sugar crepe is simple and enough to satisfy any sweet tooth. They have all kinds of flavor combos, or you can ask them to make your own. \n\nNot a great place to sit and eat, they make most of their crepes made to be ate on the go. \n\nHumble and unassuming place, so don't expect too much atmosphere wise. The staff aren't friendly, but not necessarily rude. It can get busy in here and the line will get long.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CM1SVXJ1kiH5uztj_Vg7XA", "date": "2012-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Cxb2Zus2tH0NA8sT4_pYnA", "text": "got this after some bomb pizza at blondies! it was a great dessert! but a very very tight space to eat in. but its okay because you get to sit closer to your food and smell the goodness!\n\ni would like to come here and try more than a strawberry nutella crepe so i will definitely update again when i visit. but from my first and only visit to this place i had a good experience. cashier was very nice and seemed like he enjoyed his job. it didn't take very long to make the crepe and it packed great flavor for it just being strawberries and nutella. definitely coming back here to try different items!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qEvvMP71m96-0NXZ_weh1g", "date": "2012-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dak62IhUrCrtnNFgyycZ6g", "text": "selected a cheese & turkey crepe for ~$5.50. they used deli meat. that makes me sad. crepe skin + two measly slices of deli meat + shredded cheese is not my idea of a savory crepe. had i known what i was ordering, i would've stayed home and made a quesadilla instead.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o7cvqfwJ3jKvePtBSx_BlQ", "date": "2012-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E4x3GQwoWHOgnHJLAOGWmQ", "text": "So delicious! I had the nutella strawberry crepe and it was sooo good! The crepe is pretty big and soft. Melts in your mouth! They put powdered sugar on top as well. Would come back for more--next time a savory one!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Np0jL8KP7jNky8vBmPgDcQ", "date": "2012-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "E6xZsL2b6mj8_3RGj7kS8Q", "text": "Hands down the best crepe in North America. Everything on the menu tastes great from just a sugar and butter to the \"King Lias\" if you're feeling adventurous. This is easily the best and most convenient place to get lunch after class right next to campus.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XkrsYQsq8bMmuD0xzRQP-A", "date": "2011-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EfBfomd_fmYmqQ_KWFouig", "text": "University or Telegraph - they're both equally delicious. Beware however, if you aren't a sweet tooth then it can easily be too much. Have your own savory crepe but share a sweet crepe because it's a LOT of nutella and banana to get through. Very good though.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "EDoB5r_rVb-jS572TlPFDg", "date": "2009-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "f-BWziznG5fAUDtXzfWKVQ", "text": "I'm not sure how anyone can do wrong with a crepe. Give me some Nutella, some bananas, and I'm set for life. So if you enjoy crepes, and you're looking for a pick me up, come here. You won't regret it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VrWSCcH2CigZtlz_zc1ioQ", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g7LiLdjcJY-0ooxK-f1mbw", "text": "I've just found my new place to go when I want to get my egg n cheese on wrapped in a squishy blanket of crepe, with a touch of crispy, both sweet and savory, and not too greasy.  Menu options aren't as extensive as other crepe places, but the guys here know how to fold your crepe up just right so you can go-go-go.  \n\n$5 and you're out the door with a crepe that fits perfectly into your hand.  I'm excited to have finally found a food item that I can eat comfortably while walking (and shopping!).  Grip that sucker tight as you battle the masses down Telegraph or through Sproul Plaza, you don't wanna have it hijacked by a starving student or bum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "nnmKt0M8TpxoJr9BJbJ75g", "date": "2010-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GEfH_W1P-Y63j_hH2TAZrA", "text": "4 stars for the best savory crepe I've eaten in my life, the cheese-avocado-tomato crepe. It's amazing. Everything else is just a nice bonus.\n\nWait times are very short and portions are enormous. The crepes are also thicker than usual, which I think I prefer. I wish I could get the recipe from them.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V1IiWOeVx5oQzhMF7yxtQg", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_GO3O4_4boViM5oxdDFkOQ", "text": "I come here all the time as it is a fantastic quick snack that you can walk to class with and eat easily.\n\nThe only reason this place doesn't get five stars is the drippy sauce from their chicken crepe which--while delicious--is not conducive to walking and eating. Other than that I want to stress that this place is great. Always friendly, fast, fantastic service; always get exactly what I want with no screw ups, and always delicious.\n\nMy favorite is probably fresh spinach, turkey, cheddar, and monterey jack (and an egg if I'm feeling extra hungry).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TsbkNTS0_AzCaRbhhe4C5A", "date": "2011-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gwzSOvkTV7IBlBiFZ1x5Pg", "text": "Such fun to watch the crepe guy stand in the window and flip giant sheets of crepe batter and butter. \nIt was what first drew me into this joint, about a block from campus (right next to Walgreens) - they've got a classic but fun selection of savory and sweet crepes priced from around $2-6. I stop by here every once in awhile for a strawberry-nutella-banana, which they without fail wrap perfectly and powder with powdered sugar and a ton of whipped cream. Perfect as it is cheap.\nStaff usually won't make small talk with you but is friendly nonetheless. There's a bar-style seating arrangement inside that's comfortable when away from peak hours (it gets quiet later at night on most weekdays), but I wouldn't recommend sitting around in here - Sproul plaza on campus, about a block down the street, is where you'd want to head if you need to sit down.\nWatch out - sometimes they close early if there isn't a ton of business! I once came down 15 minutes before closing time and it was all locked up. Be sure not to catch the tail end of the night!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2PhBFRUiNiXdmkYoKf8brA", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H7tf-XBNJ9VPcg556aXIog", "text": "This place is fcking bomb! I love their breakfast croissants all day any day. Then I come back for some of their chicken, bell pepper, onions, pepperjack, tomato later on. Its so fcking marvelous with the combination of the sweet and saltiness of the crepe. I sometimes get it crispy and it gives that scrumptious similar essence when you bite into a potato chip. Its a lot better compared to most of the other restaurants I've been to around Berkeley. Price is decent and you get what you pay for and sometimes they give a little bit too much, and that is perfect for me because I would be happy to come again next time. However, I sometimes hate this place because it is fcking addicting and I am gaining weight so I better start hitting up the gym.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fn0YTSp3yMhUAFijZbiqhw", "date": "2011-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hCw534B1T30ELCKidcciOA", "text": "I need to grab a quick lunch between classes & I want CHEESE. Where do I go? Crepes A Go Go, of course! Monterey jack, avocado, & tomato hits the spot every time. If I need a wake-up call, Pepperjack.\n\nIt's not cheap, but I wouldn't call it expensive, or pricey. & while they may not exactly serve gourmet crepes... what the hell do you expect? It's Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "QgcdouqxvtrDoBv9ojDx2w", "date": "2009-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "heEDB_TkFe1CzZ5M6Hh-AA", "text": "So before I came to this place, i thought crepes were meh. But I gave Crepes a Go Go a shot and I LOVED it. They make their crepes a little bit thicker than most crepes, and a tad crispy which I personally like. I've only had their nutella strawberry crepe, its delicious! These crepes are cheap, and its cool how you can take a crepe to go. Definitely recommend this place!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TxcG6Te8a3oJ5XJNZvQ5cw", "date": "2011-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HgK1lZ9nN11JPJJI0v4UCQ", "text": "excellent for a walking meal treat..... not so excellent if you want quiet or peaceful, but if you are on Telegraph near the campus then it's obvious quiet isn't why you're there..... enjoy", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DUKgLVl_hfIz18wcozGdGA", "date": "2011-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hMmGR1_-83eBdr29yujN1Q", "text": "Solid location, delicious crepes. Probably the best crepes locally, but not the best ever---but the strawberry banana nutella ones will always make my mouth water. For days. \n\nTheir sweet crepes are all delicious---I've tried each and every one. It's fun to watch them being made and the crepe chef will give you a choice whether or not you want whipped cream, etc. \n\nTheir savory ones are kind of hit or miss, in my opinion. A lot of the time they use deli meat, but just like their sweet ones, it's all very fresh and made right in front of you. I would give the savory ones a 3 star rating.\n\nAside from the crepes, they offer a number of drink options like coffee, hot chocolate, etc., but their carrot juice is pretty exceptional. I don't know if they have it year round but it is a rich burnt orange color and tastes super fresh. Their orange juice is basically the same as Strada's, also very good, but relatively pricey. \n\nAnd their paninis---especially the chicken and sun-dried tomato---are delicious too! It's nice that they have this option because I don't particularly like getting the savory crepes, but sometimes I want \"real food\" and not my strawberry-banana-nutella favorite.\n\nAnyway, it's awesome that this branch (there are a number of other locations around the country) is so close to campus. It has flexible hours (open until 10), which is a plus. Don't try to eat-in, though; there's very little space---counter seats are available, but anyone trying to get to the cashier will inevitably bump into you or spill powdered sugar from their crepe on you or something. Most of the time they give you a \"walk and eat\" option.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "21WGkxli71IQDgDyFwbJEw", "date": "2012-04-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hRv919qksShJdlB07W4yBQ", "text": "thank god they open at 9am, or else i wouldn't know what to eat for my breakfast/brunch/dessert. I love the crepes here because they always come out hot. For lunch, i would create my own savory crepe with tomato, mushroom, spinach, and egg. Most of the time i just get the classic: Nutella only. I don't know what's in the Nutella crepe but it always brightens my day. There's once I would get Nutella everyday for 2 weeks straight... the service here is quick and friendly. I'm so hooked.... i actually just finished eating another Nutella crepe, can't wait to go again tomorrow. Maybe i will try their House Special, that's my roommate's favorite.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cK_o24LjSY2P0FW9Th3Hqg", "date": "2010-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ht8vxQZeKUiVyPFyDJErwg", "text": "This restaurant is a kind of hole in the wall establishment, not because it doesn't stand out - because it actually does - but because of the relatively small storefront. If you don't pay attention while you are walking by, you could easily walk past it without noticing at all. But then again, this is Berkeley we are talking about, so I guess that isn't anything new.\n\nTo date, I have only been here twice. I ordered savory crepes both times, mainly because I am more partial towards savory crepes. With that being said, I did find myself wanting to try the sweet crepes, but I never got the chance to because I was always full by the time that I finished my savory ones. I guess I will have to hold myself back the next time I visit.\n\nWhen you first walk in, the first thing that you'll notice is that the amount of space that you have is quite narrow. On the left, you can see the chefs making the crepes for patrons who have already ordered. From what I can tell, there seems to be a sort of assembly line action going on, but then again, I wasn't paying too much attention as I was mainly preoccupied with talking to my friends. During the busy hours, you can also expect a healthy line of customers who have already ordered waiting again in a second line as they wait eagerly for their crepes to be crafted. On your right, you will find some counter space along with a row of stools that patrons can sit down on as they consume their crepes.\n\nIf you're lucky, there won't be a line to the register, but more often than not, you will find a line going to the register between the line for those who have already ordered and the people who are enjoying their crepes already on the stools. It can get rather cramped given the limited amount of space, but it does give you an odd sense of belonging. It sounds odd, I must admit, but I really have no other way to explain it.\n\nOn to the crepes themselves. The crepes were relatively cheap compared to what I have become accustomed to - about 6 dollars on average. My crepe had turkey, two fried eggs, spinach and melted pepper jack cheese to tie it all together. The crepe was crisp and the fillings were piping hot; just the way I like it. It must be noted that my crepe was kind of dry. I guess it could be attributed to the eggs. It detracted a little from the overall experience, but is of negligible importance. For the price, however, I definitely have nothing to complain about.\n\nYou have the option of eating in, or you could take it to go, or have it \"walking\" whatever that means. Personally, I always ate in. I always found crepes tasted best straight from the griddle.\n\nAs for the rating, I would give this establishment four stars. The food itself is good, especially for the given price. The general ambiance on a good day without being crowded by people is very warm and welcoming and I would not mind spending time chatting casually with friends while we eat. However, when it does get crowded, I can get a tad claustrophobic and my need to get out quickly takes over. Overall, I would recommend this place to my friends for their delicious and relatively cheap crepes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ab8YA3YcC8MZtSjUhWBN7g", "date": "2012-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hu-9bQzPUUiIlj1LvYbxdA", "text": "Watch your crepe being made right in front of you!! A fantastic quick and healthy (?) bite while walking Telegraph. Sooooo tasty with a Perrier or Orangina!\nSo many choices I'm just gonna have to keep going back to try them all!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "W012YEgH-uXNi3VPw_qkHA", "date": "2008-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IAJiYggv6vwgpKXhjdZUKg", "text": "I am always craving crepes so Crepes a Go Go is the place I go to often since it is a short walk from my friend's apartment.  My crepe of choice here is the banana, brown sugar, and cinnamon crepe (it normally comes with apples but I'm a sucker for bananas) and I like the bit of whip cream they add to it in the end.  \n\nWhile I do come back and enjoy my crepe, I must admit that it isn't that great of a crepe.  It definitely feeds the craving, but if there were another option nearby, I would have definitely be going there instead...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OYBq-S-PS6M5bgTUsJLLIw", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ICuhMiTvGS33MuxCJA3cRA", "text": "I don't understand why this place is getting the bad reviews. A lot of people are complaining about having luke warm, ready-made crepes. I went here and got a FRESH crepe made on the spot. Of course I had to wait a good 10 minutes or so.\n\nI though it was worth the wait. The crepe was nice and buttery, soft and sizzling hot. It was wrapped around enormous amounts of cheese, spinach, and mushrooms. My boyfriend got the other veggie crepe (something with tomatoes) and it was just as good.  Both crepes were easy to hold, delicious, moderately priced, and went perfectly with our sunny day picnic. Due to the bad reviews I've read, I think I'll have to visit this place again to be sure it deserves the 4 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Dsn0E5ad3oom8iGIrFXPsQ", "date": "2008-07-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ij8DPLE53ivx4kMA-nCPHA", "text": "nothing out of this world but i didn't expect too much. we tried out the spinach, sun dried tomato and feta crepe which was alright and the banana honey crepe with was just alright too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Rr64EomDocCXIzZOEO-TIg", "date": "2009-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jYxqbCYuye0uIesQ6AWVlw", "text": "I like this place for a quick bite before or after class as I am coming or going from campus. My favorite is the make your own with turkey, cheese, and tomato. They pack it full of  stuff so it is super yummy.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8sLdLHW65eSgyNyjbdJFWQ", "date": "2008-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "k1-nfLp3BAnz0ZU_ySh2zA", "text": "My fiancee and decided to go out to Berkeley on a late Sunday evening when we stumbled across this place. i had a Nutella & Banana crepe while my fiancee declined to partake, after eating one bite of mine she made us go back so she could indulge on a strawberry & Ice cream crepe. REMARKABLE and a definite must if you're in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0FAqUQT9BNQbDEBimi86Hg", "date": "2012-04-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ksfTrcYn6PdAvv947BlgVA", "text": "Need somewhere where you can eat a cheap, easy, quick and delicious meal (or snack), a treat that is either sweet or savory? If you haven't already, stop by Crepes-a-Go-Go, located between Bancroft Way and Durant Avenue.\n\nI've heard of them so much, and I was super hungry, just walking around Berkeley all the time to get from place to place and from class to class. I have to say, I was eager to try their crepes, and they did not disappoint. I ordered a sweet crepe, one containing nutella with fresh strawberries. I was thinking of getting a savory one, but I had sweet cravings. My friend did get a savory crepe with avocado and cheese, which actually sounded and looked delicious. After one orders a crepe, one can watch the chefs create it. The storefront consists of a clear window through which one can see stacks of jars of nutella and crepes being made. I was impressed. These crepes  cook on the griddles so quickly!\n\nRead more of my review here: http://calibermag.org/articles/telegraph-treasures-go-to-crepes-a-go-go/", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yF9wgKbk_3gk6hTVNq9iiQ", "date": "2011-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KXMWGhV3_1Fwi8HAQNgurw", "text": "Ask my son or daughter, they would tell you 5r stars.  Me, i don't eat craps so, so there you go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Wj4U52P2omE1BCa2lrzCw", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "L4w1Dy1jCGpOE4aw5RcJsg", "text": "There are no good crepe places I know of in the San Fernando Valley (just north of L.A.) and every time I crave one I think of Crepes A-Go-Go!!! I would walk to class, trying to avoid Shattuck, just so I wouldn't be tempted with a savory, savory crepe... Mmm... Cheese & mushroom... that was the best...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eMB_WUbf9f8b9UEA0-cUPA", "date": "2009-12-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MDsAHVQBzi7iwW9xyB0_6A", "text": "Great crepes, great people. Very fast, easy and tasty. Although a little on the pricey side, particularly for being practically on campus, where inexpensive food is king. Very small place.\n\nRecommend all the time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8HKGV1QgyMr_P-waBvOoVw", "date": "2012-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mTZMxQt9dGfOcMlpg0rSOA", "text": "Tasty vegetarian crepe, but not the best. There wasn't much room to get to the cashier to place an order and not much room to wait for your order. It's definitely a place where you will get the food to-go,so don't expect a lot of space to accommodate a big party. Their menu had savory and sweet options and I got a tomato, spinach, cheese and mushroom crepe. It usually doesn't take much to make my belly full, but this didn't do the trick. I still felt hungry after. :\\ \n\nI'll give it another shot but next time I'll get something sweeter.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JmarPUDYALd9cmjItEA6og", "date": "2012-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MxJkdydYFc_HAc2Z5A_Ztw", "text": "The sweet crepes are to DIE for, but the savory crepes are really good, too.  The men who work here are super nice.  I had trouble deciding between a peanut-butter-and-banana or caramel-and-banana crepe, and the crepe-master suggested caramel.  With powdered sugar and whipped cream.\n\nTHANK YOU, crepe-master!  Possibly the most delicious thing my tastebuds have ever encountered.  If I hadn't been traveling and low on funds, I would have totally given you a bigger tip!  As it is, now, all I can do is give you another shining Yelp review, not that you needed yet another one of those!  \n\nP.S.  This place gets busy sometimes, but it's SO worth the wait.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Lfzi-WYXLcU4A1IiM2KeBw", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Mzt4s07-_4A7_EkPuz2SHQ", "text": "They have quite a variety of crepes. My friends and I came after class to grab a quick bite before we went into the city. I got the sauteed chicken with tomato, bell pepper, garlic, onion and cheese (I chose cheddar). It was delicious, but quite messy. The crepe itself was perfect. Very light and just the right thickness. Now I know why all my friends who visit Berkeley always want to come to Crepes A Go Go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mNVP9RnHydn1RL01vlp1jg", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N1QM56Ef3yZ1HehGvXETTA", "text": "I have to say that when ever I go to Berkely, this is the place to stop for. Their crepes are cheap and humungous/delicious. I have never tasted a better crepe. Although their restaurant is small, and its hard to eat calmly because the line is located behind you. You are better off taking it to go. Overall, a great place to buy a crepe.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yuITNwKvc9_PyTR8CHM3cw", "date": "2011-04-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n54tT1X8_2Gf3w-RlTGbbg", "text": "Love this place because you can literally take the crepe a go go with you! Fast and easy to get that yummy snack, but it can be a little pricey hence the four stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PH-xXCB3oxRYhFHdgWIE0g", "date": "2012-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nlD3PeP7EMix01ycr5gr8w", "text": "I got a savory crepe with chicken breast, bell peppers, onions and swiss cheese. The crepe batter was very good. Better than the ones I usually get because it had a slight sweet taste to it instead of just blandness. Soft and a little crisp at the edges. The chicken breast, bell peppers and onions were very tasty. I loved the slight sweetness from the bell peppers.\n\nI love how they ask you if you want it here, to go, or to walk. I've never heard the \"to walk\" option before so it was amusing. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zjF1Tlax5upiF-3ZXCgrhQ", "date": "2011-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "obFee-UUAEWqpfBtkTPpMw", "text": "I've had crepes before, but never like this.  First of all I was surprised how expensive the crepe menu was and then they handed me my crepe and I took my thought back.  It was huge and delicious!!!  I had a nutella, fresh strawberries, bananas, and topped it off with whip cream.  It was perfect!  I am literally wiping the drool from my mouth as I think about my delicious crepe.  Until my next trip to Berkeley I'll have my delicious memories to think about.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9078t6D0VnSnIqmcpyyhpQ", "date": "2009-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p8YCfTCuFhSShirthhib8w", "text": "i ABSOLUTELY LOVE their savory crepes! I first discovered crepes about five years ago and I can say that crepes a go go is pretty consistent.  \n\nWhat I love about the savory crepes over the sweet ones is that the softer/thicker crepe tastes better with the savory flavors.  I go all out for the House Special crepe. hehe.\n\nIt might just be that I'm used to and prefer sweet crepes with the thinner and crispier crepe.  \n\nIt is a taddd pricey but I really never hold it against small businesses for a little higher prices unless the food's terrible because I don't think people understand the economy in terms of the owners instead of their own cheap, selfish asses. ANYWY, the crepes are so packed in that you immediately forget it once you start eating.  \n\nNot gonna lie, sometimes I order 2 because i get selfish and think I can eat it all and sometimes.... I do. hehe", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9FGu7rcwVHfKimJlkXcbyA", "date": "2010-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ph5Fz5G9xL4QrH6az80xIQ", "text": "Very good crepes.  Just a bit pricey, but I would come back again and again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JDVqessYj-1RxwU75qgoog", "date": "2007-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PyB2-vNysN_Z3Nb0MaB-IQ", "text": "Delicious crepes!! I love the strawberry, banana, and nutella crepes. Super fresh and delicious. The savory crepes are also awesome. Especially with the kick from the Pepper Jack cheese. Love that the food is made right in front of you. When i'm craving a crepe, this place is definitely a go-to. Pretty friendly staff, convenient location and decent prices. This place is pretty great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-fGUaLfPIGr5aa1q4jLq0g", "date": "2012-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qPSiqq6FcHBvxJpo5tjs0A", "text": "Omigod.  That is all I have to say.\n\nNot.\n\nCr\u00e8pes a Go-Go is my FAVORITE place to stop when I'm in Berkeley.  Even though I recently discovered the wonders of Ici, I still come here for my strawberry and Nutella cr\u00e8pe every time I'm in town.  I can't cheat on my staple.  Too warm, too sweet and chocolatey, too gooey, too perfect for walking around and munching on a chilly Berkeley evening.  In fact, I get a little peevish if someone jostles me while I'm walking down the street with my cr\u00e8pe.  I think I even threatened to kick someone in the shins once because they made me spill a Nutella-drenched strawberry.  \n\nYeah, I've heard a few French people (or, at least, snobby hipsters) state that their savory cr\u00e8pes are not correctly made-apparently, they use sweet dough when they ought to use something else.  But whatever.  I'm not a foodie, and until I try a real French cr\u00e8pe, I think I'll hold my judgment.  The only downsides I can see involve the somewhat pricey menu and the cramped, rather dingy space.  But given that this place is on Telegraph, that they use fresh ingredients, and that there are much dirtier places around (*cough* Fat Slice *cough*), I can overlook these detractors because Cr\u00e8pes a Go-Go makes my tummy happy.\n\nI always recommend this place to friends going to Berkeley for the first time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twpcdrTZ9dNjZmkS2PMLnA", "date": "2010-12-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qZbqWq5H9yHjylfrZnCZvA", "text": "back in the day when i thought noodles were disgusting and rice was revolting, i ate crepes everyday and this is where i would come to get them. \n\ni came for both their savory and sweet crepes, and the staff always knocked off a buck or two", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cxJn_aySnXA7e7StQaRgzQ", "date": "2010-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R6jXvs3szibCC0V2TNGZSw", "text": "Wasn't too impressed with the crepes here. The crepe that my girlfriend had was almost too thick and sort of rubbery. Obviously not cooked all the way through. They serve everything on paper plates, which is kind of lame. It makes the thick and rubbery crepe extremely hard to cut. The place was also pretty warm inside and very crowded. Not like there was a lot of people in there, but just not much room to move around.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "KfeSq89mNKxslo1Rr25XPg", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rhckKlErcgXF9TsWOa929A", "text": "The crepes are undeniably tasty (I've also learned to love pepper jack cheese because of them). The prices for crepes are a bit on the high side although perhaps that's because despite the fact that I make meals out of the crepes I can see how other people would need to eat 2-3 in order to make a meal. \n\nIt's mostly a grab n go place so not much can be asked for from the ambiance, but for the to go sweet crepes you can ask for fresh made whip cream to go = mmm.\n\nIn addition, they usually have a selection of \"special combinations\" which they came up with more recently than the listed combos. I've liked all the ones I've tried.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YzWDl6kUVgJdUN_PWWXVBg", "date": "2007-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rP6gVXfv0_jOHq8vUmR5Bw", "text": "So I didn't think this location was AS BAD as many people have claimed. \n\nI went in around 6:30pm on a Thursday, and it was not busy at all. I saw the crepe maker making a lot of crepes, folding them, and placing them in this big stack. Maybe he was making them for later? Which isn't what I wanted to see...I was praying that I would get a fresh crepe (which I REALLY wished I had asked for), but unfortunately, I got an already made crepe that was in a warming tray. \n\nI ordered a veggie crepe which contained roasted eggplant, zucchini, bell peppers, fresh basil, sun-dried tomatoes, herbed goat cheese and feta cheese. Fortunately, the worker warmed up my crepe on the griddle again. \n\nThe crepe itself was thick - much thicker than other crepes that I've had. Aren't they supposed to be very thin? But it wasn't bad, the crepe was tasty, but too thick for my standards. As for the innards, they were a bit mushier than I would like, and the cheese is what gave everything flavor. I also didn't taste the basil at all. \n\nThe crepe was $7 - not incredibly expensive but I expected more at the same time.\n\nOverall, I'd go back one more time to try one of their sweet crepes and see if it's any better. The savory crepe that I had left a bit to be desired, however.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "JGHjQuyR7-duUEK2FS-epw", "date": "2008-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rTRySTbF8lKX64XSfaOvDw", "text": "I used to eat here a lot more (as in maybe once a month), back a few years ago when the strawberry nutella crepe was 5.75.  Even then I thought that was pricey for a dollop of batter, half a cup of fruit and a tablespoon of nutella.  \n\nHowever after coming back from summer break, I discovered that a strawberry nutella crepe was 7.75!!!  That is outrageous and unacceptable.  Their food is not that high of quality, and a measly crepe should never go for the same price as a meal at any other restaurant.  They are making a killing ripping poor students off.  \n\nNaturally, I boycotted and did not go there once for over a semster.  Then I say they were offering 15% off as part of \"15 years in Berkeley\", and I decided to indulge myself.  The crepe still turned out to be 6.25 or so, but that's leaps and bounds better than almost 8$.\n\nI wouldn't recommend this place unless you're looking to splurge, it's just too expensive for what you get.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XuqXuswe0zu2235s602-bw", "date": "2009-04-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RU4ID54x9pLKWK9N8UAMuw", "text": "I haven't had Crepes A-Go Go in a while, but when I do stop by, I'm left feeling really satisfied. I normally order one of the sweet crepes: nutella & bananas, and I'm good to go. You might not think it'll fill you up from the looks of it, but boy, it sure does! Don't let it fool you, but one crepe will leave you full for quite some time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-jdWq1u5e-hHbfsQjabxBA", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RZlmKqFvACjxEo9KYH7rLg", "text": "amazing crepes with fresh ingredients, made right before your eyes. There's a reason that the line goes halfway down the block", "stars": 5, "user_id": "33kf1WtP9CaUjr9BwSLWiQ", "date": "2012-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "s5FPAU-DfAeVktpsT96rFg", "text": "This is one of my favorite crepe places around.\nMy old standby is Nutella and bananas. But they have something called \"King Lias\" which is the same thing plus almonds, coconut and whipped cream. It was so GD good!!! I can't leave Telegraph without coming here. Good thing I don't come too often.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UTPmKXzpiEhL1dg7hIervw", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SdIDpVIC3NCYnwVGMMkNCA", "text": "Hate to be a hater, but I really didn't like the crepe here.  It was almost midnight and I'm starving looking for food.  I wanted something light and sweet.  I got the chocolate, nutella, strawberry crepe.  Few bites into it I realized it was just too damn sweet for me.  I don't know...just did not like the taste at all.  Normally, when I'm starving anything tastes good.  But the crepes here have failed me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "A5S0h5ACmIfRQMLchv8XPg", "date": "2010-02-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ShfY9VSIsm6WQ1WER0t8Nw", "text": "My friends and I went to this place once.  Let's just say that I'm glad I ordered pizza from Blondie's next door.  All my friends that got crepes had um...  severe food poisoning that day.  And all of the ones that did not get crepes were ok.  Coincidence?  Nah.  It was definitely that place.  As far as crepes go, they're good.  But it's at a risk.  3 stars because their crepes are good, but need to improve on sanitation issues.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SKJXQotp3WT0JVst7agTxA", "date": "2007-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SuMDjHrYq4altQE5x8lA1w", "text": "Yummy, soft crepes fast and cheap right off campus. Perfect for a quick student's snack.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aplmTo9kZYka6p1sHf9JEg", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SvbOMMTyP1F6WHOFfoSxKg", "text": "My friends and I love this place. Their crepes are so yummy. I usually get the savory crepe with the sauteed chicken, bell peppers, and onions. It is absolutely delicious! The crepe is nicely crisp and warm. I have also tried some of their sweet crepes which are quite good as well.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "R6qf72rR39MUoID1vYnoqg", "date": "2012-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sVeG4ITTQYes72dt7UgMAQ", "text": "I had a major craving for a crispy, sweet, yummy crepe and drooled the whole day thinking about when I would finally be able to go get some later that day. Sadly, it did not meet my expectations. It was my first sweet crepe here (I had a savory crepe here years ago which was okay but obviously not enough for me to come back for years). \n\nThe crepe was filling, I'll give them that. But the crepe itself was pretty soggy so by the time you get halfway through, I was pretty much bored with it. I prefer Japanese crepes which are much crispier :)\n\nI got the strawberry and banana crepe with nutella. Generous serving of Nutella for sure. \n\nIt came out to be $6 something and when I gave the cashier 10 bucks, he only gave me a few coins. Wth. Make sure your workers dont try to cheat customers of their correct change please. I saw a previous post about incorrect change by 10 cents but my case was by a couple of dollars! Make sure you count your change before you walk away!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "szBFA5WYy5U4y9NLmzLjTQ", "text": "I love the crepes here. I have fun watching them make it too. The only crepe I ever get here is cheese, avocado, and tomato, and that keeps me full for a while. One thing though: Boo to the fact that they raised their prices!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "afma1D3AOpBAhQcSyAgL2w", "date": "2007-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TdpGALU50ePSVTSzQSwb4Q", "text": "small and busy, but great crepes! not a place to sit down. there is a bar you can sit out, but i mostly recommend this location if you want to pop in for a quick bit or get something to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gdAw7uJdrF0nAxQYitKO8w", "date": "2009-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TdTTrMvgxe6RBiEEJMs6hA", "text": "i love the fact that they have both sweet and savory crepes here. yum, decent priced for the amount of food they put in their crepes. there was a line when i went but didnt have to wait long for the crepes to be done. yum!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "osj1TbQ0GGrPT18DOKb3FA", "date": "2011-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u8ucPjlWj_H6ySWO2Ejbqw", "text": "I came in here again last week and was pleasantly surprised that Crepes A-Go Go now serves PANINIS!  I got the linguica and peppers which was phenomenal.\n\nThey have about three different types, but if this becomes a regular thing you can definitely guarantee more business from me and my friends who's favorite foods are: 1. Crepes 2. Paninins.\n\nGreat option!  Hope to see more of it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZpnA9ZDunx6LwHIo7Gw8wg", "date": "2010-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UFPDoGRy3F7j-bK9gYSLfA", "text": "Egg, cheese, and spinach crepe: Perfect.  The crepe is buttery, eggy, light, and airy, yet stiff enough to hold all the ingredients.  The fillings flawlessly complement each other and the spinach is a delicious touch.  If I don't have one of these in a while I start to dream about them.  The staff is friendly and accommodating.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "j-xsvxLt_bxc_wJSBjjOYg", "date": "2011-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UKobbWpncm-SAzNMg99vgQ", "text": "My friends all raved about the tastiness and convenience of these crepes.\n\nVegan Report: Crepes usually aren't vegan.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "1h_UV-EwzmqZIB8uErf8ow", "date": "2006-01-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uqud_k2yzjK6ijZwAe-zVQ", "text": "Strawberry and Gnutella is one of the most popular dessert crepe so it's a safe bet getting it.  I however found that it wasn't that great.  I thought there was too much gnutella (you must be thinking \"blasphemy! there's never too much gnutella\"), but it's true.  Too much gnutella for the amount of strawberries mixed in.  And being overpriced as they are, I recommend them putting in extra strawberries rather than taking out gnutella to balance it out.\n\nThey also have breakfast/lunch crepes.  I've never had a non-sweet crepe so I feel weird ordering one.  I should at least give it a try the next time I'm back in B-town.  Until next time!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7PFI-mwq51aIL98H06uuUA", "date": "2009-06-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "viozoXWwdMgBKlb4nlF_iQ", "text": "the turkey, cheese and cranberry always hit the spot!!!\n\nslightly on the expensive side, i feel, for a walk-n-eat food item.. but they are having their 15 anniversary with 15% off, i felt a little better paying $6 ish for the crepe. they have good nutella sweet crepes too!! \n\nloved it!! \n\nwould i go back? sure!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vyep8gxALFlLA-Yt9xnyIQ", "date": "2009-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VwFWssl3sFgKl5d4VKN8vg", "text": "This place does great crepes for lunch. I'm a lunchtime regular every few weeks.  I quite enjoy their savory crepes.  Their house special with turkey, egg, and spinach is yummy.  I also am a huge fan of their crepe with spicy sauteed peppers, caramelized onions, and linguica sausage.  Yum!  They do whole wheat crepes which I prefer.  \n\nYou can get the crepes to go, so I like to take them and find a sunny spot to enjoy.  I always come for lunch, so I've never tried their sweet crepes...maybe one day I'll come in for a snack.  The prices are reasonable.  One caution...the way they wrap the crepes \"to walk\", they can tend to suddenly start to leak juices out the bottom.  I've had a couple unfortunate \"jeans\" or \"shirt\" incidents this way, so be careful.\n\nA fun local chain...check it out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "VnKj044Tt5doqaVDIJbWsw", "date": "2011-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wir8UKTj5yn9skNHuVRsYQ", "text": "Always a spot to satisfy the sweet tooth! Plus, the store hours are perfect if you are a night owl like myself. The Nutella crepe and the Caramel crepe are perfect. I left with two in my stomach!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "U5-6JCL3zXAh4V_bgpDUNQ", "date": "2010-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wLbzvb1MWqK8e9L1vSGCSA", "text": "I thought the crepes were reasonably priced... a huge slab of crepe with a whole banana, crap load of strawberries and all the whip cream you want for ~$6?  Not a rip-off.  Definitely able to share an order between to people with normal appetites... and it's only supposed to be a dessert, right?\nI guess you can eat a crepe as a meal.. but seriously?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "o8Jm02QSlvhmh0Zc1XofEA", "date": "2010-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wu6Cbv_59QNDmNlw02cqMA", "text": "I come here very often, the staff is friendly and the crepes are delicious. The dessert crepes are pretty much all good across the board. I tend to go with the boring but reliable strawberry nutella, sometimes with a scoop of ice cream! The savory crepes are also good. I get the avocado-cheese-tomato, which is really good, sometimes I think it tastes better than the dessert crepes!\n\nI probably wouldn't come here when it's too crowded though, there's not much space to move around.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yiAGETZ5LDW2sT-B-XQ-Gg", "date": "2012-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xqOlhnCg3wx-cXzbmtfiXA", "text": "ive had better. they offer standard fillings [nutella, fruit, whip cream, ham, cheese, etc] but the texture of the crepes is what threw me off - rubbery, thick [i love my crepes thin and crispy], and way to \"eggy\" for my liking. the flavors of mixed fruit, nutella, whip cream, and a whole lot of EGG intermingling in my mouth was not satisfying. \n\ni much prefer sophie's crepes in japantown. they make the best crepes!\n\n----\n\n5 stars: i am a loyal customer and cannot live without this place/restaurant!\n\n4 stars: consistently great food. a place i would definitely frequent if i dont already.\n\n3 stars: good food. id come back for more if a particular craving for something specific they offer hit me. \n\n2 stars: for the sheer reason of convenience and semi mediocre food [but convenience being the majority of reason] id come back.\n\n1 star: id never be caught dead in the place ever ever again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "cyJH9Tw7GfcKkEphBsZfKA", "date": "2007-03-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xrl1GkqiOwBxsiuJrZu70A", "text": "I've had the crepes, but I come here for the paninis.  It's an uncomfortably small space -- definitely for \"to go\" orders -- and I always end up in a little argument with the manager-person about getting something without the meat (he doesn't think it'll be good -- well, it's the best I've had in Berkeley!) or charging me more for an ingredient or two less, but it's worth it.  They consistently make the most scrumptious paninis here, even if I have to beg and pay a little too much.  I don't come often because of the cost, but I do consider it a treat and am happy I live near this spot.  It's a fun little place with good service and unexpected quality for another cute crepe shop.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xr-NlcrWwvPlArJ73_WUhw", "text": "Best crepes i have ever had  in the bay area!!!!!!! and its quick and you dont have to wait forever!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ELHIKR45lHDBXOI48kASaQ", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XT6J-eNhgOAKy7PllNUZdQ", "text": "Quality crepes, decent prices, pretty average in my opinion, but since they have such good locations and friendly staff they get four stars. But if you're looking for an extraordinary crepe, go elsewhere.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XywNL-dewK2UTZcObqNBMA", "text": "Crepe's have always been one of my all time favorite treats. We stopped by Berkeley today specifically to give a Go Go a try. Even though the UCB Campus was holding a debate tournament and the line took like 20mins, the Crepe's were awesome. Carameled onions, Sauted peppers, herb Feta, one egg.. Delish!  I got the Sauted Chicken with Pepper Jack and Peppers being that it was for lunch. What really caught our eye and ensured a return visit would have to be the Nutella, Peanut Butter, sliced Bananas Crepe w/ a scoop of Vanilla. (only down side the Root beer float was Horriblay!)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "peen11mtQgmPHHkAjGH0iA", "date": "2010-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YkyFt2bwNp7OXPPWuTCwFQ", "text": "So good!  I've had their savory ham, pepper jack cheese, and avocado crepe too many times to keep count.  The batter has a sweet taste to it; the crepe is crunchy and chewy-  delicious  :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "geqbcB6tzuXctM12HoqCQg", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yMf4LkVi2sthOIPwPlyZpw", "text": "This place is As good as the one in university but it is too small !!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZNb_YLjN8ROpjsyGXduF-g", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "z4QIM79WqwNGBZH-_TlnMg", "text": "YUM YUM YUM YUM!!!!!  One of my favorites on telegraph!  I've tried their savory and sweet crepes and either way they are just delicious!   My favorite sweet crepe is the strawberry, lemon and sugar.  As for savory,  you can't go wrong with turkey and cheese! They can make it easy to take with you while you're walking too! It's just a tiny bit cramped in here, definitely not a ton of space, but other than that, they have great prices, friendly service, and absolutely fantastic crepes!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Isz0DyhXbjJD2SUzJrneHA", "date": "2012-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZET9lG34c_uDeMdy7jPHlQ", "text": "Amazing! I would recommend Crepes A Go Go to anyone. \n\nI get the sweet crepes and my boyfriend gets the savory, both are equally appetizing. Any of the sweet crepes with chocolate are definitely sweet, but not outragous. If you are sensitive to how sweet something is, go for something without the chocolate or ask for it to be light. \n\n$5 might seem like a lot for a crepe, but they are pretty big and filled to capacity. You can even get ice cream on it for $1 more!\n\nAlso - all this nonsense about premade Crepes is no longer true. They make your crepe when you order, you can watch them put the batter on and everything.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "B51zG9FWA9ZE5UfDM2sFdg", "date": "2010-07-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "67OgmFe5AF8nrIcVlcJanQ", "text": "I don't like crepes, but they do make pretty good tasting crepes regardless. The cashier guy there the last time I went was nice, but almost TOO nice. My friend and I ordered a banana + nutella crepe, and the cashier guy started to ask my friend if she liked strawberries. My friend said yes, and then he added in free strawberries into our crepe! The plus was the free strawberries. The negative was the slightly creepy way we got the free strawberries. Maybe I'm just conservative and it weirds me out when store people I've never met before are THAT UNWARRANTEDLY nice (as opposed to food places that already have a reputation of giving out free food)...", "stars": 3, "user_id": "J0G7SAItOT4opuLSK2-tmw", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "7fH5zSdQ-23ODWsHE5PQuQ", "text": "My boyfriend and I always come here whenever we come to Berkeley. ALWAYS.\n\nWe always get the Banana Nutella, which is always amazing. Topped with Whipped Creme. MMM! How could you go wrong? :')\n\nThey always end up stuffing us for a while too. I'd love to try the other ones, but as always, crepes are a bit on the pricey side.. and I, being broke as hell.. have never tried any other crepes from here yet :'(\n\nANYWAY, it's a nice crepe place. It's pretty tiny in there, but it doesn't change the fact that it's f*cking delicious.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NGHj2Ag1YjiGGOaKCoT9Og", "date": "2010-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aS5RluaB1n94fyNgaf58Mg", "text": "When it's not crowded, they make their crepes really fast.  I love how you can get it to go and they wrap it up in a paper towel and foil, perfect for when you are on your way to class.  I always got the strawberry and nutella crepe, which was really messy.  Be sure to bring napkins if you are eating it on the go, it's pretty embarrassing to walk into class with nutella all over your face. :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qPc8bXbl0x3qSl0ahz5FQQ", "date": "2008-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "wI3nHR-s3_kITw9f20rg3g", "text": "As Sandy T. has said... crepes from lukewarm pre-made crepes. \n\nAs Aimee L. has said...  burns crotch if not careful\n\nLuke warm crepe + dripping filling = sad, burned crotch, messy hands Steven", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Bp9wc211LRKGCUd7rY1J2g", "date": "2008-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a8YPSxaygdwe6TqTQXpQVg", "text": "Really yummy dessert and savory crepes but for the high price I don't think I can continue satisfying my cravings there.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9zX4a8v79v88IwX1Gq0nLg", "date": "2008-09-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DD8CnezkaXHTENrhHRxNow", "text": "it can get pretty busy here especially during lunch with all the college kids. it is totally worth the wait though. i just recently discovered the kings alias with almonds, coconut, bananas, nutella, and whip cream. i added in some strawberries. they are super filling and delicious. \nparking is kind of a pain because it is all street parking so if you do not go to the college and you drive in it is not always easy to park. \nsince it is more of a hole in the wall place there is really no where to sit inside. they have about 10 bar stools along the back wall and thats it. personally i like to walk around with mine. but if you are poking for a sit down place this is not it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YaLHBX5mINKbpN53ybVavA", "date": "2012-01-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fPctI4cXPEldvNnkNM9fYg", "text": "Oooh, crepes in Southside! It's nice to see something different on Telegraph Ave. I don't really see Crepes as a meal (means I probably eat too much) but as a snack (though I prefer the savory kinds).\n\n+ Visible cooking, makes you feel better about your food\n+ Quick food\n+ Options, options, options\n+ Good service, they get my complicated orders right!\n-  Constrained space, can't really sit and eat there\n-  Kinda on the pricey end\n-  Tomatoes and avocado aren't so fresh the two times I've been\n\nFinal Call:\nMostly a place for students at Cal who need something different from all the typical fast food. \n\n********************\n\nMunchies:\n1. Savory crepe: spinach, eggs, avocado, tomatoes, and cheddar\n     +Packed full of crepery goodness\n     -They didn't get rid of the egg shells the second time =/", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DVnDB6C2m5xqEFnjfwCdDA", "date": "2009-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H6r9ksEV1WMqlojxHDyFrw", "text": "I think the crepes are a bit pricey. Just sugar costs more than 2 dollars and quite frankly I tend to get up to the 5 dollar crepes in order to feel somewhat full. That being said they are delicious and a great treat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JjtQ1txoSd69pSwUPsWxcA", "date": "2006-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mat0mrFVANDSUCR3N45jEg", "text": "Great to get a big breakfast at (cheese and egg savory crepes mmm) or split a big dessert at (cheapest is: lemon, butter, sugar if you're getting it alone; otherwise get the strawberry ones mmm).\n\nThere's always extra toppings toward the bottom due to the triangle shape, but it makes it very easy to eat on the go.\n\nYes it's overpriced but in the UC Berkeley area there's no where else if you're craving crepes. Btw, the shattuck location has a better selection, with salmon crepes!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bP3d8owFQT795t3Vdv2c2g", "date": "2009-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nD1WALccNzDdaXbsX1b_tA", "text": "I also think the crepes are a bit pricey. I came here for lunch and orderd the strawberry & nutella crepe, to go, for $5.50. It was tasty and quite big. It satisfied me, but I wouldn't recommend a sweet crepe for lunch. The place is a bit cramped, but they offer a wide selection of sweet and savory crepes. It's a good place to go for a small meal or dessert.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-R36ZL1dtT2NkLXCQyh4lw", "date": "2007-03-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OdsJmbnJiVU1AH5sWXdpbQ", "text": "their crepes are soggy and they use way too much cheese.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Rto4xWr5gXA2IbrfyAn-Xg", "date": "2009-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SJQAVkkyT-SmsrY7GkxXcg", "text": "Gotta love the crepes in any way! specially when I'm craving for the sweets and the fruit. my Favorite is the turkey cheese and avocado, that's for my snack, and for my sweets is strawberry, banana, and nutella! Walking distance from work, and the price is fair, cause the crepe is big, and the stuffing is a lot! TOATLLY WORTH THE MONEY!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zx_tKHpsuX3kE_GU0T0Dyw", "date": "2009-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u5o31jCMZfZj872R5OghLA", "text": "I had a ham, cheese, and avocado today. It was alright. Kind of simple for the price. It kind of reminded me of a quesadilla. Next time I'll have a strawberries and nutella one, they looked a lot better.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7FcpuLQHNFA9xz8B3PGYNg", "date": "2011-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wv6nFW4eoTTh4bV0FZTrJQ", "text": "It was my first time here and I was a little disappointed with their prices. I've seen other places that sell crepes for less than $6 with much more to eat inside the crepes. But this place seemed a little more pricier for not too much food. They charge an extra dollar per scoop of ice cream and the crepe I ordered didn't come with whipped cream.\nI had a sweet crepe that was surprisingly filling although it only had nutella and strawberries in it. Although I didn't have any problems with their food (it was delicious) next time I would rather try another crepe place than come here again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VIcKzyt6ax9oUZQ4PVMzdQ", "date": "2011-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZVUIpvl704EJ3PIqxHTeiw", "text": "So I am far from a crepe aficionado so forgive me for my lack of com parables. I've had savory and sweet crepes here and from what I recall the savory crepe (I ordered something with chicken, mushrooms, spinach and cheese) was okay. Not bad, but not great. The chicken tasted particularly bland and strangely flaky.\n\nThe sweet crepe was great. Nutella, strawberries (lots and lots of strawberries) and melt-in-your-fingers goodness.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yyWySE70Nyjf2Kfy-jM6aQ", "date": "2012-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-v9Bd9ogS3l4CRTqp3-CMA", "text": "I was visiting San Fran and my friend really wanted us to try the crepes here.  hmm... the crepe is more like a burrito.  Its ridiculously big for a good price.  I got the King Lias for $5.50  which consisted of bananas, almonds, shredded coconut, nutella, and whip cream.  YUUMM.  Sadly i couldn't finish the whole thing.  I wish I knew that they had ice cream.  It wasn't on the menu so I didn't know until I was waiting for my crepe and there was an 8 by 11 sign near the front door that said ice cream $1.00.  \n\nThe place is really small and HOT.  I don't know how the workers stand the heat.  we waited near the door for our crepes because it was too hot for us.  There was very limited seating inside maybe around 6 chairs? So we took our crepe togo and walked to Berkeley \n\nParking is really good.  There is a parking structure and its $1 for the first hour with validation.  I wouldn't use the bathroom in the parking structure though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Zkfz6_2tF553xw4rPGibsA", "date": "2010-11-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UVgqXxfdTFXhWNyeesCI5g", "text": "CREPES!! nom nom nom!! Savory or sweet they are BOTH delicious! Something I crave whenever I'm not in Berkeley. Like right now... ^^", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DJi8b_t_ajvAymG5_Q48Ow", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2CtQ-pAq1cv2DrXpKNHfiA", "text": "had one when I was baked and it was GOOD... but then again I was baked.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eBp5Pr7Gz2n0_b2eFzT0dw", "date": "2008-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Rie7iXpD0seoB_hHZMi0nQ", "text": "I just don't know guys.  Good idea, but certainly not an improvement upon the original.  Crepes a go go should be more like crepes uh no no, equipped with rigorous finger wagging.  \n\nThey must be doing something right for the American student, because it's crowded a lot of times, but I just don't think you can call it crepes unless having nutella as the central ingredient of your menu is the sole criteria for naming your restaurant after a french food item.  Since the french spit on most American food, I'm not going to use them to explain how un-crepelike this place is, but this place is gloves-down, NOT tres bien.  It's more like a bastardized version of crepes gone wild...  In fact, that would be a much better name for this \"restaurant\": Crepes gone wild.  Yeah...  \n\nI don't know what else to say.  Two stars.  One for Nutella and one for the guy who thought of putting nutella on the menu.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "y5kLtH852BrYLJ-GjRXJUQ", "date": "2007-08-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DfuA9Ev-4024WdpV4yx_ig", "text": "The Nutella crepe with strawberry and bananas is awesome.  Especially after they finish making the crepes and hand it to you.  For the past three visit to San Francisco/Berkley, my friend and I have stop by Crepes A-Go Go before heading back home to Los Angeles.  Can't have enough of this delicious desert.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H42Nco9ZKx41RVEHj_-L4A", "date": "2010-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HnnqeD1juKj8gLJu2FvW8A", "text": "I really like crepes-a-go-go. It was like a staple food for me when I took classes at UC Berkeley last summer. I was introduced to this place by my best friend and it brings back wonderful memories. I have only had their lunch crepes but they are so good and filling. I want to try a dessert crepe. Just reviewing this makes me hungry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "cMSZp7Go1bPKEQMYqStaXA", "date": "2007-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nFX324p4zedmZ9vxcVSiog", "text": "Came by while walking on Telegraph. Brother ordered the King Lias(sp?) crepe. I believe it included Nutella, Bananas, Almonds, Shredded Coconut and whip cream. IT was GOOD. Then again anything with Nutella is good. Just keep in mind that it's a little hard to eat while walking because the banana may land on your shirt or maybe its because I'm just not good at eating and walking. \n\nI crave it as I type this review. Too bad going to Berkeley is not a common occasion. However, if you are ever in the area, definitely a place to check out! It may be a little expensive, but if someone buys it for you it tastes 10x better =)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "H74c_2LheXJmtEJd2EV6WQ", "date": "2009-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NksKUl6Rjt52MV8uhgo5wg", "text": "Solid crepes.  I like to pick up a \"King Lias\" (whip cream, nutella, bananna, and coconut) in the mornings.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LrfAu_QYks03mN4tHifCkg", "date": "2007-03-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PNmciiOxJ9KRZS6h15-7aw", "text": "Who doesn't love crepes?  If you don't, then you're a sucker.  Everything from the Nutella and banana crepe to the breakfast crepe with spinach, mushroom, and cheese!  Sure it's a bit on the pricey side, but for me, it's worth the few extra dollars.  One additional star for making it easy for me to eat my crepe and walk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WhIyfW2zYlbz1rPN3W8THw", "date": "2009-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rF60sQrBAoloz0Eah-bA5Q", "text": "I could eat Nutella for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Finding out this place makes crepes with Nutella as one of the main ingredients.... yes!\n\nI tried to Strawberry and Nutella crepe. Added a dash of whipped cream and powdered sugar. Delicious! Tons of warm strawberries and the Nutella added that extra kick of sugar.\n\nSo good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "U0UrH7pRoqtnXN8cLUaBkA", "date": "2012-03-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZQLhxeFzZqjFLaIDKT8NJg", "text": "i got the spinach, cheddar, and sauteed mushrooms crepe! It was delicious and huge so definitely worth every penny. The crepe was a little drippy though and they gave it to me in a napkin but other than that it was perfect. I need to come back and try a sweet crepe!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "N78v3TlH3v3Ze9HVpeMi7Q", "date": "2012-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0BkijSHNOvxJkUISOoM_Hg", "text": "I LOVE this place, I've had the paninis and the dessert crepes. They're friggin' awesome! The paninis come loaded with cheese that doesn't overshadow any of the other additions inside the sandwich. The chicken pesto is my favorite, and definitely should not be passed up. But of course you should not leave this place without trying the loaded banana and nutella crepe.  I asked for the scoop of ice cream my first time around, but I found that I didn't even need it, because the actual crepe was not dry at all and was really really good.\n\nWhy only four stars you may ask? The only complaints I have is that it is really really small, and that the cooks aren't very friendly.  It's sort of like they know they're food is so good, that I'm not not going to buy something.  \nIf you don't care about customer service, and you're looking for something good to go, I would definitely recommend this place.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Fm5Zl3zyPXjLtJ4amu3Srg", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "1Y07hV6DfhFk3KktEW1pvg", "text": "Oh. My. God. I stayed at Berkeley/San Fransisco for less than a week, and I went here twice. I should have gone more.\n\nI have a craving for these crepes, and since I live in southern California, I am very sad that I can't eat one right now :(\n\nThe first time I got a Nutella + banana crepe, which was around 4 or 5 dollars. It was so absolutely delicious, especially with a sprinkling of whatever powder they sprinkle on it (powdered sugar? vanilla? no idea.) and some whipped cream. The second time I got a peanut butter, honey, and banana crepe, which was just as delicious.\n\nI don't know how much I can say to get you to go here. I mean, it's a crepe. Not much you can say about it. But I can say it was delicious times a million, and I'm dying to go back here. And the prices aren't that bad as long as you stick to the simpler crepes. \n\nPS. I wanted to try the savory crepes, but didn't get a chance to :(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GFtPK1tayRmEsFe0BeWxrQ", "date": "2011-01-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5FCr-aqHAex8YaLhokzDZA", "text": "I love this place!! So conveniently located near campus!!\n\nI usually get the King Lias with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. It's a dessert crepe that consists of some of my favorite things in a crepe (nutella, coconut, almonds, and bananas)! Because it's pretty fattening, I only get this when I want to reward myself for finishing a paper or big school assignment... It can get difficult to eat so be sure to grab a spoon if you're eating it on the go... or sit down inside (very limited seating inside) and eat it on a plate!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2011-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "bZjqSAle0aZr3SbPQk01xg", "text": "Perfect for the sweet tooth, if you have one.\n\n--------\nFood: Out of four possible stars: two stars.\n\nMost people associate Crepes A-Go Go with the sweet crepes with nutella. For those of you who enjoy sweet food, my friends rave about their sweet crepes, so by all means, go get one (or more).\n\nI am a fan of savory foods, and their selection of savory crepes is not as impressive as the fruit-and-nutella crepes. That being said, I really enjoyed their turkey egg and spinach crepes. That flavor combination really hits a spot, and to be able to eat that huge crepes on the go just adds to the enjoyment. \n\n--------\nMiscellaneous: Out of one possible star: one star.\n\nA very convenient location for those rushing for a quick bite on the go while rushing to class. I've had to deal with oil and sauce dripping onto my shirt, but that is really my own fault, isn't it?", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8C8P73_Uh6BLyi9zSNsTeg", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "C4JzREOXp6_n_u_hXvYXxA", "text": "The chocolate and banana crepes here are amazing. Made fast, hot, delicious.\n\nThese guys really got the idea of LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION down. Perfect place to grab a bite before walking the 'graph. \n\nThey cook right in front of you, so you know what you are getting. Fresh and awesome.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FKgF0La2egQdGl8vzmC5Pg", "date": "2009-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "D0FeP30fsWk3xA134IeWtQ", "text": "the crepes here are pretty good, or it was pretty good, until we found a fly in our apple crepe. the service was decent. they made us another crepe, but after seeing the fly, we didnt want to eat it anymore. this place is very small so counter seating is very limited when they're busy.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "_OpVivevjEFl2rwEPPX-XQ", "date": "2009-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_ewvfuzRrKFx4mUWBQ4WPQ", "text": "I really love Crepes A-Go Go because of their soft, warm, and delicious crepes filled with sweet nutella. I've only ever gotten the sweet crepes so I can't say much for the savory crepes, but I like the strawberry and nutella crepe and also the butter sugar crepe. The butter sugar is a nice small crepe you can get to satisfy your sweet tooth.\n\nI think Genki Crepe definitely has more variety in toppings and fillings which makes it a great crepe place. (I'd give Genki Crepe 5 stars as well)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2AcvaCn0btmAHSDcCKMdZg", "date": "2012-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "_gBd8FecuNR5reC6c2vCaQ", "text": "First off, this place is FILTHY.  They seriously need to replace the filthy wood/laminate countertops at the front of the place with the same stainless steel counters they've installed in the back of the restaurant.  Secondly, the area around the cash register is disgusting -- the place you buy your food is within a few inches of where they keep the garbage they've bussed from the counters.  And the whole area is grimy.\n\nNow, for the really disgusting part (and, yes, I've just reported it to the city dept. of environmental health.)  The person who handled my cash then went to the front of the restaurant to assist the cook.  Straight to the front:  NO HAND WASHING.  I watched him use his fingers to help arrange the fillings into the crepe.  GROSS!!\n\nI was with my son, or I would have made a scene then and there.  But, I am spreading the word, and I did file a formal complaint with the City ofBerkeley, which was very easy to contact, and seemed to take the matter very seriously.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "_26hXPiUahY4IDv6e6V_IA", "date": "2012-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hKw6BlI_Y12AQgkQCfRkzA", "text": "Totally unexpected, but: best drip coffee in Berkeley. Granted -- Berkeley, here, so standards are really not that high, but what!? It's a crepes place! So we're gonna start this review out with five stars.\n\nThe sweet crepes are pretty good though nothing unusually fantastic; the butter and sugar crepes are actually pretty unimpressive, so minus a star. Nutella's fantastic, though; do it. It's way too small to be a comfortable hangout place, so minus a star, but it's a good place to grab breakfast or brunch, especially because um hello coffee.\n\nI felt silly getting butter and sugar on a whole wheat crepe, but hey, they didn't judge. It's great that they hand them to you to walk & eat, too.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vaR1poWePLL9HWN9Bkxgog", "date": "2009-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "McwiGRV7fhqpn8DnnrXS5A", "text": "I had forgotten how great Crepes A Go Go was. I just recently went back, and let me say, it was just as good as I remember it being the last time I went! This time, instead of searching for parking, I decided to park at the garage on Durant. It was quite convenient, and takes you straight to Telegraph. Another plus for this place is that they validate your parking, so you pay half of what you would normally pay. \n\nI don't come in here for anything other than a dessert crepe. I come in here to satisfy my sweet tooth. Their strawberries & nutella crepe with whipped cream is heaven on earth. You really can't go wrong with that one. The crepes are a pretty large size, so I wouldn't suggest eating lunch before paying them a visit if you want to finish your crepe and get your money's worth. \n\nThey are pretty expensive. I think the regular price runs upwards of $7. I paid about $5.50 due to the 15% off promotion they've got going right now, which is a steal, so get in there while it lasts! \n\nLet's just say if I lived in Berkeley, half my body mass would be made up of crepes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eIERtTfuojHPXTsBWFUW8g", "date": "2009-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "MgWN6mmQ70C9G4LrMCnVzQ", "text": "This is the place I first tried my very first crepe.. back in 03' or 04'.. I can't really remember BUT the crepes here are hella good. I've tried other crepe places and nothing will ever compare to Crepes A-Go Go. NOTHING. Anyway...\n\nI tried ones with nutella, fruits, etc but what really puts a smile to my face is the sugar n butter crepes here. I think I just died and gone to heart attack heaven.. bahaha. JK.\n\nThe crepes here are pretty cheap too! Under $5! and the workers are friendly :) An absolute must if you're in the Berkeley area...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "n2y3VYdQkpTaA10vHsiO_w", "date": "2010-11-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "o8-6URTOOz1BTrMhR2aIeA", "text": "ive been a longtime fan of crepes but never ventured to try a savory crepe. but i finally did and it was amazing! \n\ntry the cheddar, avocado and tomato or the spinach, jack and tomato. they load it up with whatever you choose to put in your crepe so its well worth the $5.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zMCq1kmujBj_lDDko6g31A", "date": "2010-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qd3CAC6Ovvscf8J6tJnMsQ", "text": "Honestly, I have no idea how in the hell this place receives as much credit as it does. It is such a shame that people are so blind-sighted by the 5 and 4 star reviews and bottles of nutella to actually see just how nasty it is to just walk into the place. It's truly sad to think that so many people walk into this place to eat. I don't know what to say really; I feel sorry for you all. So I have gone up and down the reviews for this place and noticed how one guy actually realized how discusting it truly is in there. But as so many people here love to do, let me paint the image of my experience at Crepes A-Doo-Doo.\n\nSo I've heard a lot about this place from friends and family. Of course everything led me to think that this was the one place I just had to go to. Well let me just say, I regret this decision with a passion. \n\nSo I walk in, busy, to be expected for such a renowned place. I notice the loads of garbage on the counters walking in, no surprise there. I didn't pay much attention to it. \n\nI noticed banana peals behind the grills they use to make the crepes. Whatever. \n\nA mess just all around where they cook.\n\nI see that the fans over the grills themselves are completely covered in dust and it all just floats down onto the counter. It's all good. What harm can it do. \n\nI caught a glimpse of a black dot falling on the crepe they were making. Probably from the filter-less fans. Not my crepe, why should I worry right? The guy making it just throws more cheese on it and problem solved. \n\nDirty as crap mirrors. \n\nFrench posters trying to give off a classy feel in a poorly established hole in the wall cafe. \n\nAnd finally my turn to order. \n\nNow, Im guessing this lady is the owner of the place considering how she took my order with the fakest smile in the world. But poor lady. She must be doing pretty bad if she has to stand over that counter. I wonder why...\n\nSo I took my card and said \"thanks.\" Didn't really seem like someone I would have a conversation with. So rather than talk to her I thought I'd start a conversation with the cooks, having seen what I had already. \n\nWhen I asked if they had been busy, it seemed weird how he looked over to see if the lady who had taken my order was gone in order to answer. lol. Slavedriver? Perhaps.\n\n I then asked if I could have my crepe made a certain way and away from a certain grill and he was nice enough to agree to do it. Good to know they use their hands to make the food. Especially when they keep touching their face. But if that IS the only way to make a crepe then so be it.\n\n I got my nice and burt crepe, which, wasn't as bad as the thought floating around my head at that point about what was in it. And I loved the way the cooks looked at me as I took the first bite. As if they just couldn't wait.. I didn't want to think about it so I threw it away inside the cafe itself and left. \n\nI must say, the customer service wasn't bad at all. The one bite I took wasn't bad. It was neither one which drove me to write a bad review other than the place itself. CLEAN IT!! Live up to your reputation! Have some self respect! JEEZ! \n\nAs for me. Never again. \n\nPeople, when you walk in, look around VERY closely. Look around you. Please. For your own sake.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "EjLP3yWn2UI5l4S9ko598w", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YcSX7E4zSOHxbUrcItFk6w", "text": "The owner messaged me and told me that the premade crepe was a while back and now they HAVE to make fresh crepes.\n\nWent there today and got an egg and cheese crepe. The chef did make the crepe fresh. It was really yummy and made me smile. LOVE this place.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "886PK4cguRAHtD-mUnSZTg", "date": "2010-06-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "5NA1NZq_c6TZV8KE6Xs2Aw", "text": "Crepe? What's a crepe? Oh, what I didn't know pre-Berkeley. This place quickly became one of my favorite staples in Berkeley, but on a recent revisit here a few years later, I tried my favorite: the yummy-in-my-tummy strawberry & nutella crepe, and unfortunately my once-wonderful memories of this crepe miracle were crushed.\n\nAnd all I have to say is: no, no, no! Prices went up--$8 a crepe? Whaaaaat? How can Berkeley students even afford that??! The crepe itself is not very flavorful (this would probably be more ideal for the savory crepes), and, well, besides that you can't really mess up nutella or strawberries. Going to be a little biased here but I can make at least 10 crepes better and for the same price. Goodbye Crepes A Go Go... may you part in peace...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cQjFUZ3wHW5MEajjiOw8zw", "date": "2009-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "uwTwlMx8gMmE1wKk_5o3PQ", "text": "SCENE: Ada T. returns to her apartment and her loving roommate, Jen N. \n\nJEN N.: Oh, where did you end up going?\nADA T.: Crepes A-Go Go\nJEN N.: Cool; what'd you get?\nADA T.: Um, just a plain nutella crepe. It was, like, $5. \nJEN N.: Wow. Was it good?\nADA T.: Um....no, not really. \n\nCrepes A-Go Go is pricey, and not really that good. I can forgive the price because it is quite a large crepe, but the crepe itself just sucked. It was chewy and gummy. The Nutella was tasty, but I don't think Crepes A-Go Go really contributed to that. Two stars seems a bit low, but, in Yelp's own words: \"Meh. I've experienced better.\" [from my own kitchen]", "stars": 2, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2009-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7lj2OugI0GhI_nmOmYB3fg", "text": "If I owned Crepes A Go Go, I would hire someone to walk around Telegraph eating a crepe during lunch time.  This is what lured me into the place.  More than two years ago, I saw someone eating a meal crepe for lunch on the street and thought this was an interesting concept.  In the past, I had only tried desert crepes.  I ordered the house special, lots of cheese, turkey, and eggs.  It was good and quick.  I still grab that crepe occasionally when I'm in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yronOqYFIw13h4DizLftPg", "date": "2007-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Abghw4cqYJXTtGyhZJDOdQ", "text": "Quick and easy food stop if you're needing to eat and walk, however, Crepes-A-Go Go used to make each crepe as you ordered it, resulting in a nice crispy crepe enveloping a lovely, warm filling.  Not so anymore - they have switched to making their crepes ahead of time, merely warming up the pre-made crepe with your choice of filling.  (Tip:  Be careful when you're ordering anything with tomato in it, as the tomato releases a lot of water and you end up with a mushy crepe about halfway through.)\n\nOn the up side, they take credit cards here if you're like me and forget to carry cash with you.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "e1FuiYSV1v29q2OTR9ojBA", "date": "2007-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "npz5m7tzrtnzvkaj7xTrrA", "text": "Someone described these as an American bastardization of a crepe.  So what?  I used to live in France, and look back with fond memories on the days I spent waiting as the guy on the street corner made a fresh crepe for me and filled it with ham and cheese.  Oh man, so good.  \n\nBut who the hell expects an authentic French experience at a place called Crepes A Go-Go?  Seriously?  These crepes are delicious for what they are, which is a more often than not premade crepe, heated and stuffed with pretty much whatever you want.  I usually pick fresh strawberries, powdered sugar, and whipped cream...oh mama!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qu8CAL1egblZ38yPBkfD_A", "date": "2007-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LhtvQ57CHVZy-zCZvyw3HA", "text": "Okay so this place is a little cramped so if you want to sit somewhere to eat, don't do it here. People will be knocking into you while they order. The crepes are good to go and MAN are they good. The nutella w/ strawberries and banana is absolutely heavenly...better than sex (maybe). GO HERE IF YOU HAVE THE MUNCHIES!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-MSNa0DlT3per7pltOa9yw", "date": "2007-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Jqx0qGCqBMwA9kOkwnZD7Q", "text": "This place is amazing. I never knew you could do so much with Crepes. When we first walked in I saw nutella and immediately knew that it was destiny. Two of my favorite things combined, with strawberries too? I was in heaven!\nMy Mom got a spinach and feta type thing, which was maybe 1% less amazing than the strawberry and nutella crepe. I think if I ever get a chance to go back, I'm gonna get a savory crepe as the my meal, and a strawberry nutella crepe as my dessert.\nI cannot say enough good things about this place. If you ever find yourself in the beautiful city of Berkeley, head over to Crepes A-Go Go ASAP.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NpO0alALTeykMh1GmJfxMQ", "date": "2011-09-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "pilWi7ufEZlf9IkU_O2olQ", "text": "You can't really get your sweet and savory crepes to go anywhere else other than perhaps a couple other dessert shops in this city. There are no tables here, just a bunch of stools over the counter and a bit of standing room. The biggest appeal of this place is that the crepes are made fast. They're great snacks for those on the go and maybe even a very light meal. Just be careful of that powdered sugar on dark clothing.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2010-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "51KbW4LYSDYuJaT8_Buv1w", "text": "I'm a fan of the crepe but not of the prices.  My friend and I split a sweet crepe with chocolate and strawberries.  Perfect combination for a sweet snack!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SFBfsySKt-Rb5aBovef78w", "date": "2008-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "1AXqLBc9MGK4s2Szju3UAg", "text": "Can I get something filling?\nRunning out of time!\nEat it morning, noon, and night\nPurchased a savory cheese and spinach\nEnough for 2 people\nSatisfied for the next 6 hours", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CZQUtmO5NIY-bZWkCqHeJg", "date": "2009-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rAD2Av4M7Sh267H0OTRZ6w", "text": "Having pre-made crepes really ruins it for me here.  You can tell that the crepe is pre-made while you're eating it.  It just doesn't have that freshly made crepe taste and texture.  I'd wait the extra 2 minutes it would take to get a freshly made crepe instead of getting an old reheated crepe.  This was a total disappointment.  They just have a pile of 20 crepes on the table that gets reheated and filled.  Isn't that how McDonald's prepares their menu items?\n\nA good crepe selection doesn't make up for the stale tasting crepe.  Boo on them for trying to shortcut.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "hwe8ofQPXY9O9HTbiBrbXw", "date": "2008-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "BslRM8q5FBoARFePJlaDOA", "text": "Imagine a generous spread of nutella, topped with plump and juicy strawberries, all wrapped up in a freshly made crepe. This is my usual order from crepe a go go. I know I know, lucky me.\nThe crepes themselves are huge, and are around $6-$8 each. There are both sweet and savory options to choose from, or you could always be creative and make up your own. The workers are always friendly, and they've been working here for so long that they get the shape and thickness of the crepes just right. \nThe place can get pretty packed at times, with students getting a bite to eat in between classes. Understandably too, as these crepes can really fill you up, and is perfect on the run. Just let them know, they'll wrap it tightly in foil and voil\u00e0, you have a tasty and convenient crepe to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LlzQJJbS_JxKVVBgnoncHg", "date": "2010-12-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZMqhKMjtdqVZLw11ja3ANg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "aMMPfcYZ8rOzzcISqSSpGw", "text": "I had never had a savory crepe before. In fact, I've only ever had one crepe prior to this in my lifetime and it had nutella. But I digress. I had a savory crepe with marinated chicken and onions, peppers, and tomatoes and with pepper jack cheese. It was really good but could stand to have less \"juice\" as it made the crepe a little too soggy and messy to eat. The taste was yummy although I think I emptied the bottle of tobasco on it. And speaking of the tobasco bottle, it was so grody corrody. All kinds of nastyness. I had to clean it before I used it and even then I was a little afraid. Surely no common organisms can live in tobasco, right? Except me, I could live in a giant vat of tobasco anyday. But yeah. They need more space (it'll never happen) to be comfortable. The guy shorted me a dime in change-- he either gave me two nickels and thought he would trick me into thinking they were dimes (he owed me $0.20) or he made an honest mistake and grabbed nickels instead of dimes. Who knows, he was pretty apologetic so no biggie. I'd really like to come back for a nutella+strawberry+whipped cream.... dreamy....", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0vCffWO7AQKdZtoP_9ZTIA", "date": "2007-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0PuuMJvBHUTlQPTZbkPFAA", "text": "I ordered the house special (soup and a half sandwich). I thought both were really tasty.  The soup was a little bland, but for $10, it seemed like a nice lunch.  The portions were large enough for me and I thought the ambiance was lovely.  I like the communal table, the long bench seating along the wall and the fireplace.\n\nI'm glad that it's close by for those rainy days when I want some pho.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "L7O2xS-x1_8OBIQiUqX4FQ", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3HE6DlqvvzvKcaBZ_UHm1g", "text": "I had a late lunch here the other day- came at around 2:30- and my boss and I were the only two customers in the restaurant. The service was phenomenal, and the food was even better! I had the lychee slushee, the vegetarian half pho-half banh mi plate, the sweet corn rice pudding, and an iced Vietnamese coffee. The boss was paying, obviously :)\nThe slushee was outstanding, and it alone would bring me back. Vegetarian pho was good- it was actually the first time I've had pho, so I've nothing to compare it to, but it was a tasty noodle soup! The vegetarian banh mi was better than the soup, in my opinion- edamame and tofu fritters with spicy slaw and mayo on a perfect baguette! The sweet corn rice pudding was also very good, but I was too full to enjoy it completely... The coffee was necessary after all of that food and was excellent. The owner built this place herself, and her interior and furniture design abilities really shine! Extra points for a sweet roll-up door that opens the whole bar area to the outdoors.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oIphlzOEwJmTgjbgfPKlvQ", "date": "2012-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9HLxAex2BJgJCylgqkWo2Q", "text": "I've been curious about this place for a while, especially since there are a number of vegetarian options. We went at a low peak time (summer, around 3:30pm) and shared fries (piping hot with a yummy dip), the vegetarian spring rolls (nothing too notable; I think I could make better ones, though the dipping sauce was tasty) and, after studying awhile to the background music (which wasn't great, but wasn't too annoying either) ordered the combination vegetarian ph and b\u00e1nh m\u00ec. It was nice to have ph that was actually vegetarian, though the broth was a bit bland and as much as I love daikon, some more interesting additions would have justified the high price tag ($11 before tax) more. I wasn't a big fan of the edamame and tofu mush that comprised the protein of the b\u00e1nh m\u00ec--next time I'd just grab a tofu sandwich from Le Petit Cheval or Saigon Express, for half the price. The free jasmine tea was fragrant and strong, and the DIY basil/jalapeno/lime station was a thoughtful touch. $24 could definitely buy better quality and greater quantity food in Berkeley, though I might be tempted back here by the fries ($5 a serving seems a bit pricey, but using the space on a quiet afternoon to study might justify the cost).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VcnnesgTRshI8sk4Jk1wiA", "date": "2012-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aGvSXGxwtYkEFbKK3jIkcg", "text": "Okay, this is not your average pho. Which is to say, it's not *that* authentic. And that's okay. Because it's still really damn good. I ordered the basic, regular pho. I also slightly regretted that decision as I saw food being brought to other patrons. The noodle dishes looked great, as did the banh mi. \n\nThe broth didn't taste like your regular pho broth -- if anything it reminded me of the organic broth I've brought from Whole Foods. Super fresh and not too salty, but damn, that is not what I usually expect with pho. The beef was perfectly thinly sliced, the broth was great, and there was a small little add-on bar, so you could pick the amount of jalape\u00f1os, etc that you wanted. Only complaint would be that the noodles were a little soggy, but honestly, I've had so much worse at places that claimed authenticity.\n\nThis is a California twist on Vietnamese food. Not that big of a twist, but enough of one to throw some of the reviewers, I've noticed. I love authentic stuff, but if I want it, I know to go into Oakland or San Jose. This place is good and I will be patronizing it again. Regular sized pho costs $8, large costs $10. Cheap enough while retaining quality. I should also add that the restaurant is very clean, and has a nice atmosphere going for it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "djZeEvX3LwlDFJ5IM74WuA", "date": "2012-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ajiabo8yBSzFxjbq0RYg8A", "text": "I went here and got the \"Custom\" pho.  They didn't have any tripe at the time.  Had the meatballs, tendon and rare sirloin.  Those choices were fine.  I had a problem with the soup/broth.  It didn't exactly taste salty, but there was a strange taste that was hard to pinpoint.  Maybe it was a little metallic or some other kind of chemical.  Every other pho restaurant that I've been to in the bay area has a good soup to place the rest of the ingredients in.  This place was different.  The person who I was with also made the same comment.  \n\nThey had also got my order wrong.  I ordered an extra large soup but they brought me a large.  The waiter offered to let me eat the large while they went and got another order, but I just said to bring me an extra large and I'll wait.  He did, but had only brought one plate of the bean sprouts/basi/peppers/and some other vegetable that I couldn't place.  Other diners had gotten one plate of veggies per pho order.  We had to share.  Also, I had to ask for refills of my diet coke since it wasn't offered.  \n\nThe extra large was $10 which I consider pretty high for pho and it was mostly the gross soup.  Maybe it's because it's a relatively new place, but I think they need to work on their service and definitely their soup before I'll go back.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "PLmJH0QAO9qgfp0sIKfpwg", "date": "2011-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AsCNt2zHUC9bOfnojnbCag", "text": "I find the broth bland and the noodles a little overcooked.  Also the broth temperature is a little too lukewarm for me.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "C92TsDUC-xRIu-6N66nmDA", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c4J0LDyhxxoIKcltWCd3nA", "text": "I can't decide whether this place is fancy or not. You pay beforehand, yet there is a bar and fireplace in one wing and wait service while you eat. It's a weird mixture of self-serve and what seems to appear as fine dining. The actual food was okay. I got the house pho for ~$7. The soup was a bit too salty and oily for my taste, but it was a filling meal without being too heavy. Unlike typical pho places where the meat is cut thinly and placed on top of the noodles for you to stir into the soup for further cooking, the meat in this pho was all at the bottom of the bowl unbeknownst to me so I basically ate it separately at the end--they give a good number of slices, though. The sandwiches looked good but are relatively expensive for ~$6-7. Most Vietnamese sandwiches that I'm used to are 3 bucks. The Pho Bar may benefit from being the only banh mi place near campus. Overall, it was a satisfactory meal, but nothing spectacular. I'm curious to see how they will do once official school starts again in the fall. As a side note, I like how they use cloth napkins for eco-friendliness.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "vnpfnIsSFzInHaXgP4doLQ", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cdpmELSGQ71yLY8Ne62afA", "text": "Best Banh Mi (granted, this is compared to Saigon Express and Camille's) I've had in Berkeley, the basil & sea salt fries are fantastic, and the atmosphere and service are great.\n\nI'd give a higher rating on the banh mi alone, but I've only had one menu item, and I think I should at least have their signature item before rating it 4 star or more.\n\nHave had two kinds of banh mi (classic & grilled pork), the pho, the fries, and the sour plum soda, which is *fantastically* refreshing. Definitely, a fantastic place.\n\nI'd go more often if it weren't for so pricey!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kGOOZBwt2KyLFSdtwunQ1g", "date": "2011-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ERfNv1bIpdcvuhd7kdvF7A", "text": "It could be a fun joint, but right now the Pho Bar has no clear identity and the food is bland. \n\nI feel like I could like  the vibe and overall atmosphere  of the restaurant. There is a bar at the front and the dining room is open and comfortable. The problem though is that the restaurant is usually empty making the the mood seem gloomy and the kitchen is surprisingly noisy. \n\nBoth the Bahn Mi sandiwiches and the Pho are not particularly cheap. I tried the pho once and it was surprisingly skimpy on the meat and it had possibly the blandest broth I have ever tried. No amount of hoisin and hot sauce could save it. \n\nI was also tempted by their happy hour appetizer platter once, but it was disappointing.\n\nDespite serving beer and wine, it closes at 9pm. If the restaurant did not close so early and served better food it could be a cool hangout place for after-work happy hours on Thursday evenings.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NJOspTE_Ms-b8ACPKY73Ww", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "F5pjA7xvHDZKVRkKYt4umQ", "text": "The decor and vibe are great. Upscale, trendy which was pretty nice. Unfortunately I can't say the same thing for the noodles.\n\nFrom reading the other reviews they may use fresh, organic products but it still doesn't take away from the fact that it just wasn't good. I can enjoy a twist on a traditional taste, but when the product is bland and has no hint of the original flavor you haven't succeeded.  I got the house (beef) pho and Vietnamese coffee. The quality of the ingredients was there with lean cuts of beef and fresh noodles (though the basil leaves weren't looking so hot), but it tasted like roast beef in beef stock. I had to keep adding sriracha, hoisin, and chili sauce to get some flavor. It honestly seemed like something I could have made at home. The coffee was pretty weak too and overall just okay. \n\nAdd this all up with the fact that it's about 50% more expensive then your typical pho place I just don't see myself going back. Pho isn't something I eat everyday, and it probably isn't the healthiest thing either but I love the processed noodles, fatty cuts of meat, and soup loaded with MSG.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "Wt5OkrAgUU-8YidJj55prA", "date": "2012-08-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "heVaXAUSbe_YNvMLdJCL3w", "text": "I didn't like this place because of its food. The pho had no taste..especially the soup. And that ruined the meal for me. Never coming back here for pho. It was a huge disappoint me especially because from the outside this looked like a pretty good restaurant. \n\nI also ordered the spring rolls. Was not a huge fan of that either... Had much better spring rolls at other pho restaurants.. \n\nThe sandwiches were okay though so if I do come back, that's what I'll be ordering. But I still like Lee's sandwiches a lot more.   \n\nAmbience is okay too but I would much rather eat at La Val's than The Pho Bar for authentic good-tasting food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "tFjf6qqyZFXI9hcvrHs7bA", "date": "2012-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HF1L9ThmpJwHOz5Z0EIsqA", "text": "The Pho is okay, the vermicelli noodles are great, the prices are too high. Vietnamese coffee here is fantastic though. I come in when I have a craving for Vietnamese because it's close to campus, but I wish the prices were a little bit cheaper.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S0a5A3RAzS_rU-KIihKJwg", "date": "2012-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hjQwz9Is5wBvbDhYmzMEog", "text": "This is a review for the boba.  I had a craving for boba and was getting pizza at La Val's so thought I would give \"The Pho Bar\" a try.  Don't bother - it's not worth the $5 since it's mostly ice. It's basically weak ice tea (ice) with a little milk (non-fat?) and fresh boba.  The boba/tea was so hot it melted the bottom of my cup! Then the ice made the tapioca too hard and cold in a matter of minutes.  You are much better walking across campus to Bancroft.  Maybe the pho is better, but after such bad boba, I wonder about the taste of the chef/owners.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "lYDHdm_jtsNr0KUL0cxiHA", "date": "2011-09-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HM_9g9AhvLJ24LQF_NS36g", "text": "Now that winter's coming I'm glad there's a decent pho place by campus I can go to for a quick, hot lunch. The service is generally good and friendly and the setting is nice. I love the long reclaimed wood tables. \n\nI like the pho. I live in Oakland so I have a better pho place I usually go to, but when I'm at school and want some pho I'll happily head over to the pho bar. I'm not picky or elitist about my pho. The pho here is not quite like standard pho, but it's still good and satisfying enough. The meat is always plentiful, though sometimes I get more meat than noodles. The grilled pork sandwiches I've had are good and have great flavor, just like my mom's marinated pork. And the bread is fresh and just the right kind of crunchy. \n\nTo someone who has grown up on good San Jose pho and Vietnamese home cooking, this place is satisfying enough. If you're an elitist pho person though, which most people are, then just don't bother.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "P-fUmDQEoH9UsAPq6wYRkw", "date": "2011-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KfpcTjgwglQem-GeKpTcqw", "text": "i am an infrequent poster on yelp, but after my phenomenal experience at the pho bar, a vietnamese noodle bar which recently opened on euclid ave, near the uc berkeley campus, i decided this one was worth the time to write.\n\nfirst of all, the place is gorgeous -- the kind of clean, warm and elegant space that makes you want to hang out for a long time.  in the front of the restaurant, there's a long and spacious bar area, where you can order refreshing and unusual drinks like mint tamarinade, salted plum spritzer,  or an assortment of mostly local brews, including a not-so-local japanese ale.  before getting seated, i tried the mint tamarinade with basil seeds.  it was like having a fancy minty, not-too-sweet alcoholic beverage without the alcohol.  the seeds added a unique slippery texture which seemed to create an even more pleasurable culinary experience, though the enhancement in terms of flavor was subtle.  a friend ordered the japanese wheat beer, so i got to try that as well --- i'm typically agnostic about wheat beers, but this one was quite bright and delicious. very special.\n\nin the back and larger section of the restaurant are several tables, some that are long and share-able, and others are more intimate. the open space arrangement allows the buzz and hum of happy eating sounds and conversations to flow throughout but not make you feel crowded while eating.\n\nnow onto the food... the menu is both simple and complex, offering both traditional and less conventional items, including vegan and gluten-free, to keep things interesting.  given that the pho bar is a noodle bar, i ordered the \"house\" pho along with the spring rolls (deep fried) appetizer to start. the rolls were served with mint sprigs and lettuce and fish sauce for dipping.  even though they were of the fried sort (rather than the fresh rolls), the filling -- pork and shrimp, i think -- somehow maintained a mild and almost delicate texture and taste.  as for the pho, the msg-free broth presented a startling perfect meld of all the flavors that make pho such an incredible meal.  i have no idea how the pho bar does it, but the authentic and rich flavors make apparent how much care is put into its making. the noodles themselves had clearly been prepared with comparable precision.  before we left, we tried a couple of the desserts -- banana tapioca pudding and the sweet corn rice pudding.  they are both winners and impossible to do justice in trying to describe here.  oh, i almost forgot to mention - the prices at the pho bar for the quality of the meal and overall food experience is more than reasonable. \n\ni swear i still dream about this place and plan to go back again and again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "44PbX-AQOPqGS4HsqQfKGA", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kkp7-8h00K301UUohyb-uw", "text": "The decoration is pretty good. But the noodle soup is very plain. \nI ordered a meatball pho. It tastes like wonton soup, plain and sweet(for pho?). Meatball is not \"bouncing\", and tastes like it's bought from 99 ranch.\n\nGood thing is it's close to north gate. Easy access for engineering students who are craving for pho.\n\nOhhh I miss huong tra", "stars": 2, "user_id": "MyB8-IPGN-BSORJIO6vK7Q", "date": "2011-11-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MPtohZRm72df8TZlmUnB8g", "text": "I got the broken rice plate ($11), girlfriend got the pho. People weren't kidding when they said the portions were small. When the food arrived, there was only one pork chop, a small fried egg, and not even a full scoop of rice. The \"vegetables\" consisted of 5 thin cucumber slices and a slice of tomato that wasn't even ripe. Aside from my unsatisfied stomach, what made the meal worse was knowing that I was sitting across from a pizza joint wherein my 11 dollars could have been spent on a medium pizza. The pho was decent, but nothing you can't get at any other pho place. Don't come here on an empty stomach.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "4xiKxB5i759Bm351ruSJVg", "date": "2012-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MrHyjeJX8pARgc9gL4uAuQ", "text": "got  \"The Works\".  no tripe in sight.  some small slivers of tendon.  there was plenty of other meat, but still, the food did not match the description, so that is a lost star for me.  otherwise it was pretty good.  it wasn't the tastiest broth, but still good, and considering that they don't use MSG and try to use natural and organic ingredients. I think it's a nice change from the typical MSG pho house.  \n\nhowever this isn't the first place i've tried that does \"organic\" and non-MSG pho (see Pho Appetit in Newark, CA).  it is more expensive too, and that is the reason I took off another star .  the food is good, but not good enough to be a good value.\n\ni suppose i could give a 0.5 or 1 star for the friendly staff and interesting ambiance, but people don't normally go to a pho place for ambiance.  it looks like this place isn't looking to be your typical pho place though, and could be a nice place to actually meet your friends, so i'll have to come back and try some of the other things on the menu", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UKPi2UBpiRzGFXv7WSNavg", "date": "2011-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nZOBA09yqSg_fDoippzThw", "text": "The place is super new, and looks much more classy than your average pho restaurant. One of the few new restaurants on Northside, bringing more options tot he students.  \n\nThe works, a x-large pho bowl with all the meats, is definitely huge. Compared to the normal side by side, it is almost 1.5 times bigger. I recommend getting the x-large, only if you are starving.\n\nThe pho does NOT have MSG. Seems like lots of people are complaining about bad tasting pho, but maybe they don't realize how much better pho tastes with MSG. The meat is kind of bland especially the meatballs. \n\nTL;DR; The pho does not have MSG. It won't taste like the pho you are used to. Only thing that I don't like about the pho are the bland meatballs, but the other meats are okay.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "P4Td3m5oMGZGTfDVZzgztg", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tBlZXnI8G2A-KQ4pFYZ3hw", "text": "I came prejudiced because of the average 3 star rating this place got on Yelp. My son inlaw suggested we meet there (August 16th, the day after we got back from our summer forays). I read yelp, of course, and just wanted to find another place.  My husband convinced me to go along with it, so I resigned myself to it.\n\nAm I glad I did!  The real secret winners at this place, which shares a nice outdoor place that was convenient for the 2 yr old to run around in, were the noodle salads. John had the shrimp, I had the beef.  Incredible!  Such a rich savory explosion of flavors and textures!  John's  shrimp salad was equally good. While I like pho, I'm not an aficionado,  so I never sampled theirs, but asked someone who did while I was there, and they loved it. \n\nI also had some spring rolls for hors d'ouvres -- quite nice!  and the lychee slush was fanastic!  Never had anything like it before and the refreshing mix of textures and flavors were perfect.  \n\nThe menu looks like it is expanding well beyond pho, and  I noticed that they have other items slated to be added in September that sounded interesting, so, yeah, I'd definitely go there again, the next time I have a chance.\n\nGo Pho-bar!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vAIrRUz4WbdAxa7VrEjQLQ", "date": "2012-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ueu3dwl4MEINSU3EVsaUNQ", "text": "Argh, I don't know why I keep coming here. Maybe I hope that it will keep getting better but instead it's just getting worse! \n\nSo I ordered the $6 classic sandwich that was so awesome the first time I had it. This time it was not even as good as the $3 one from Saigon express! Only three thin slices of meat and WAY too much pickled carrots - so much that some of the brine dripped out of my sandwich, it was all I could taste! \n\nI also ordered the banana tapioca to go. For $4 it better be some bad a$$ tapioca - but it was just ... meh ... it was room temp, didn't taste that good, and they had to put it in an oversized drink cup because they didn't think that anyone would order it to go. Later I overheard the manager telling the server that they aren't supposed to give those out to go... O_o That's weird, because that last time I came, another manager said they would just put it in a cup if I wanted it to go... Compared to Saigon express's COLD banana tapioca for $1.75 ... totally disappointed. \n\nSorry, pho bar, I tried to hard so hard to like you, but I'm not coming back nor am I recommending it.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "d0iJZridYzAXLbYhsOGWJA", "date": "2011-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UtNPQM1JJLiPs3qobfm1dw", "text": "I actually wanted to give them 2.5 stars if I could.... but I am being nice and giving them 3 stars.\n\nI must say I am particularly dissatisfied because all of my unsatisfactory experiences came from delivery/pick-ups. My experiences at the restaurant were fine. Great atmosphere, spacious, and the food was good too. \n\nOne time I got their pho delivered to my place. I know that a lot of people don't like the pho because it is, well, different. But I like the fact that they never use MSG.  Anyways, I was really disappointed to find out that they forgot to put meat under the noodle (usually, in their \"tiffins\" there is a good portion of cooked meat under the noodle, and there is also a thin slice of uncooked meat on the top of the noodle) - meaning that I got only a thin slice of uncooked meat. For me, that was just unacceptable for $8 + tax + tip. \n\nAlso, I used to really really like their summer rolls (not fried, but rolled in rice papers). They are shrimp, pork, rice vermicelli, bean sprouts, lettuce, and leeks rolled in rice paper. Even the peanut dipping sauce is delicious.  I've had them at least  four times. Particularly because my first two experiences with them were so good. The third time, I ordered them for either delivery or pick-up, and they were disappointing. It was pretty obvious they were half the size they used to be. Couldn't believe I paid $5 +tax +tip for two tiny rolls. The fourth time, again, delivered, was just unbelievable. The size was definitely bigger, but most of it was filled with rice vermicelli and lettuce. Two small pieces of shrimp in each one, and no pork. I don't know if they ran out of pork or something, but that definitely did not make me happy, especially since they didn't explain/apologize why my rolls were so poorly made.   \n\nOn two occasions, they forgot to bring me sriracha or hoisin or peanut sauce. Small mistakes, but still, disappointing. \n\nI guess I am just offended because if such occurrences had happened at the restaurant, I could have complained about it. But when I don't feel like going out, have my food delivered just to find that they forgot the sauce, or made my rolls poorly, it is just annoying. I wish they cared more about people who don't eat at the restaurant and be more attentive to deliveries and pick-ups.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "0S8zeXnsfmmX5AhdJQ7dLQ", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vwVmQx1H9pr8zkub93W05w", "text": "This is a great addition to the neighborhood. The pho and bun are well prepared with quality ingredients. This will definitely be one of our go-to restaurants. Looking forward to trying everything on the menu.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8_lmIbPs1qqHgW6RHXxyKg", "date": "2011-07-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XrEAzQ7UCrMSIiKlZGEroA", "text": "We are so excited to have The Pho Bar open and close by!  No, it's not the authentic East 14th pho restaurants but I kinda see that as a good thing.  Their veggies are fresh and the meat actually tastes like meat.  I'm happy to pay more for food that tastes like real food.  \n\nI am in love with the tofu vermecelli salad and their mint tamarinade.  A perfect combo!  \n\nThey're just starting their take-out with metal containers.  While it's more work, I'd much rather use cool containers that don't end up in the landfill.  Good for them for doing this!\n\nMy kids loved it too.  We will definitely make this place a regular stop.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "foLs0DfmYS1mp862XXCDeA", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xUBdOrRstj5iNMWnMaAKrQ", "text": "I really liked the concept and the decor.\nThat said, I think the pho should have more flavor and less salt. The broth itself lacked a certain aromatic quality to it, making the dish palatable, yet still a bit lackluster.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "S6YvwRKdEV995HJOO-QpIA", "date": "2011-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y6vjvB86Uc7isMoowPkU8A", "text": "The Pho Bar is nice addition to the eats available near North Gate.  I had the Lemongrass Beef Noodle Salad which was a bit overpriced, but delicious.  The Vietnamese ice coffee is also quite yummy.  I was very happy with the food, the service, atmosphere and location.\n\nIt is unfortunate that its web site is not user friendly - the menu is not current on the site and it's random and clunky.  \n\nI will happily return to try more items on its menu.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "2cUhPbgHtRFb6QPYvakaAA", "date": "2011-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y-9RhsAr4EchPwXEr-255g", "text": "I thought the pho was absolutely delicious. Maybe the broth varies from batch to batch, but mine was so flavorful and not oily at all. I also had the banh mi, equally tasty. \nWho cares who is working in the kitchen, as long as the food tastes good that's all that matters to me. Awesome location, and tastefully decorated. Didn't get a chance to try their drinks but they look yummy! Very friendly service. Look forward to going back.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2xpkmPHnxxMC_ueI9mGyeQ", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YE4_n-Vrvbp1Xb6wCrmz3Q", "text": "Nothing really wrong with the food, but nothing that really stands out either. The main problem is that they are just too pricey for their portions, quality, and location. $10 for a medium-sized bowl of pho or sandwich? How do you charge that much across the street from the Asian Ghetto where I can get a lunch for $5? I'l go there every once in a long while when I'm craving pho and willing to drop some $ for lunch, but not anywhere near as often as I hit the other restaurants on north side. I see them probably going under like so many other restaurants on Euclid. It was a good experiment. Pho is needed on north side, but it needs to be better and cost less if you want to compete with all the other restaurants there.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "rWXxunsL9YziZzs3frv7uQ", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "IVI-e4Oj3lPRfFuDZ6IlOA", "text": "Update: I went here late one night to order some pho for take out. Apparently, they can only do take out if you order online. If you come to the restaurant to order take out, they just plain will not take your money. You'd think if you were going to pay $10 for a bowl of pho they would be bending over backwards to sell it to you.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6i85NJg8YL4jcK8kROrkVw", "date": "2011-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6mTYDtgE-emWIjLLSN31Hg", "text": "For some reason, I go here a lot even though pho isn't so great.. the soup is just.. salty and brown. Nothing stands out. I think i just like the clean atmosphere and the fact this place gives you fresh towels before you sit down, which is unheard of in Vietnamese restaurants. Anyways, back to pho. Pho comes in two sizes: regular ($9) or X-Large ($10). I suggest you get the latter tho. The sizes of the bowls are reallyyyyyyy different. Regular ain't regular; it's puny, small. One dollar  difference REALLY makes a difference. Summer rolls are skinny and passable. My friend got the Vietnamese sandwich and she was generous enough to give me a bite, and it was pretty good. Gonna try that next time!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jIllv_or24bQ97niC0OWDw", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9DQKQelZ7cc48REVXegaBA", "text": "We've now ordered 3 or 4 times online, and when you are done, it says a specific time that the order will be ready (say, 6:58, or 8:40). This is the 3rd time that it hasn't been ready when we arrived and we've waited 10+ minutes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oJC-zFq9R_DGiit1S6dAvg", "date": "2011-11-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CSATgHHG82lkNQfAwBpkJg", "text": "Stopped in here tonight on the way home and found it to be really nice. Great banh mi, spicy sriracha wings, wonderful atmosphere -- especially considering they've been open less than a week. Looking forward to coming back here often to see how this place evolves, but so far, it's a welcome addition to the neighborhood.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UFJXNe7TykBo6tALKNNSPQ", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D71YwOjpQ9ograJlrNxIaQ", "text": "I visited again a few days ago, and to my surprise, the soup got so much better. It doesn't taste as bland as before!!\nHowever, the vermicelli was still EHHH.\nStick to the phos, and it will be a pretty good experience.\nfresh ingredients and nice broth :)\n\nhowever, still pricey", "stars": 4, "user_id": "eOeUy0GPa0v_XPNJXJxFGg", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dgBFkadfO93HvaNhYltqjw", "text": "This place is kind of a conundrum. They have pho, which is supposed to be a hole in the wall common denominator kind of thing, but this place tries to make it swank which is fine, but in doing so it results in them charging $10 for a bowl of pho which is kind of ridiculous. It's decent pho but nothing I would rave about, but then again I'm not vietnamese. I'm not sure if I like how trendy they're trying to be or I'm put off by it's almost transparent attempt to be trendy for the sake of being trendy. if it were only cheaper.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FupbUDKwsiLnJ2epwYs9pw", "date": "2011-12-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gagm10PPwMRRb9sghLdzBQ", "text": "Had lunch at The Pho Bar yesterday with my husband, the Vietnam vet. It was a terrific experience and delicious meal! \n\nFrom the moment we stepped through the door into the bar, to be welcomed by Brice, the extremely helpful and knowledgeable bartender, til we left full and happy an hour and a half later, we felt welcomed and well cared for.\n\nWe sampled the combo, the fabulous fries, the spring rolls, and the corn/rice dessert. My husband had a contented smile on his face the entire time. The broth in pho is as varied as personal taste - we found The Pho Bar's broth to be very flavorful and loved the fresh herbs and sprouts garnish.\n\nI love banh mi but often struggle with stiff bread - The Pho Bar's sandwich was perfect. The bread was slightly crunchy and soft at the same time, the filling (we tried both the classic (ham and pate) and the grilled pork) was a great combination of meat and vegetables, and just right amount (none of that meat oozing out of a too full sandwich thing).\n\nThe spring rolls  - loved the flavors and the combination - I could drink that fish sauce!\n\nThe look and feel of The Pho Bar is truly warm and welcoming - or as my husband prefers to say - 'AWESOME\". It is a beautiful place, you can tell a great deal of thought and love and design has gone into creating The Pho Bar.\n\nThe staff are friendly, eager to please, and clearly happy to be part of this cool new spot. We can't wait to go back.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TB2itvGIAugpdsUS_wyx0Q", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GW5-Xil9SVSvLvqvQFvR_A", "text": "The Pho Bar is a work in progress.  I couldn't find any comment cards, so I'm going to treat this review as hopefully constructive for the owners.\n\nFirst of all, the ambiance is great...what a welcome addition to the north side to have such a well-decorated comfortable establishment.  The staff member we interacted with was also very friendly.\n\nI ordered the lemongrass beef bun.  I actually thought the flavor was quite good.  Little bit skimpy on the meat, but a huge portion of everything else.  The sauce had a nice lemongrass/garlic flavor.  One thing was quite off-putting though--the menu outside listed the price as $9, but when I ordered it seems the price has gone up to $10 on the inside menu. Well, that's just more than I can justify for lunch.  Recommendation number 1 is to think about the lunch crowd and add some more lunch-priced options and sizes.   \n\nSam M. was with me and ordered the tofu bahn mi...I couldn't get any feedback from him other than it was \"just fine.\"  Sounds like it was not very impressive  and not bad.  It looked a bit small to my eye, but at $6 is a reasonable lunch size price.  Recommendation #2 is to add some more vegetarian items to the menu.  A tofu sandwich is not sufficient...hello, this is Berkeley!  \n\nIn any case, the food was average to slightly above average, but it's just not appropriately priced/sized for lunch.  Given that I'm mostly around here at lunch, I don't think I'll be back for these menu options.  Given the large size of this restaurant and lots of pretty good north side competition, I hope the owners aggressively respond to feedback from their customers.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "VnKj044Tt5doqaVDIJbWsw", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GxcgNGuWKHSFrBEo1XAmmw", "text": "It's really a pho bar with a few great beers on tap, respectable music selection that fits right in the campus demands for its North Berkeley location. \n\nI was on a roll and needed to drop off a few books at the UCB Library main stacks. Problem is, that free parking spot is only a one hour slot and I'm nursing PF on my right heel. I pull in at exactly 3:00pm in the front spot -- nice. I drop off Fortescue's History of the British Army vol 4 from 1906. I'm looking for another classic and I put the squeeze on poor soul on the other end -- oops. Oh well I move eight stacks and find a 1915 copy of Pollyanna. Back up to the desk at \"Floor A,\" check it out, head across the lawn and I'm back at the car at 3:32. I drop of the books and stroll up Euclid thinkin I might grab a little sumptin, sumptin...\n\nHalfway up there's The Pho Bar. \"Hey, is there any such thing as a small bowl of pho?\" I ask as I eye the beer handles.\n\n\"Yes sir, we got a kid's bowl.\" \n\n\"Sweet, I'll have a pho tai, a pint of amber and a cafe sua da...\"\n\nThe ingredients are organic-ish including the beef according to the chalkboard. By the time the pho arrived I was well into the pint and the coffee was drippin away. The small bowl was the right size for a soup appetizer and could fill in that midafternoon-skipped-lunch-gotta-cook dinner-slot nicely. Take a breather from the slurping and stir the milk syrup with my chopstick and drop the ice in dere...\n\nFinish the bowl of pho, swig the last gulp of ale and slurp down the iced caffeine dose. The check and tab are paid, nice tip, and I slip back down the car jaywalking in front of the UC Center for Investigative Journalism. I pull out of my spot between two cement-mixer trucks cranking away and check my phone.  Sweet!   Exactly 4:00pm...\n\nWhat can you do in an hour?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hHO4WE7BmmWTIuZfuJSvFA", "date": "2011-07-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pihgZDM4vjVJkDwJVjik2A", "text": "Food & service are great!  The noodles (bun) are my favorite. Pho and banh mi are also tasty. (I've ate plenty of street food in Viet Nam too)\n\nThey just opened and are still sorting out some kinks, but appreciated the feedback we gave them!\n\nAmbiance is good. Really good if you can sit at the bar or front table.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mBL9m7NKmbfd_FQEAeiuQw", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rLO736n4KGy_kRmz-gHlyw", "text": "The ambiance of this place is attracting, the employees look very professional, and the menu unique.\n\nI ordered a Regular Sized Custom Pho w/ Rare Sirloin, Brisket, and Tendon(my fav).  And a Pink, a \"icy dessert drink\" made with: pomegranate tapiocas, yellow beans, jellies, coconut milk all served with shaved ice ( the coconut milk made it unique and very delicious). \n\nAfter having eating much good and unfortunately, bad pho, this one is hard to catagorize. \n\nThe broth was flavorful, but was overwhelmingly strong with ginger. Normally, broth has stong flavors of bone it was made from, a taste that seemed to be missing, a flavor that usually distinguishes good pho from bad pho. Most good pho places have a different broth for vegetarians, but I feel it is the same one here for both, but I am not sure. And the rice noodles we nothing special. \n\nThe regular size, is really small by any traditional pho standard, I was far from being full. This is because I normally get a regular and can barely finish it.\n\nThe Pho Bar has potential, but I feel they need to be constantly improving/perfecting their pho. The prices are reasonable, which is a plus. I hope the owners read our reviews and change accordingly. \n\nOne things that is annoying is that all the food comes out together, something I would expect form a fast food joint, not a restaurant style bar. Especially, if it is a dessert item, which needs to be eaten right away. \n\nP.S. The cellphone reception inside is pretty bad and I wish the wi-fi was not password-protected.\n\nI am here for a soft opening, before the official opening this Tuesday, June 21. I am generously giving it a three star, hoping that things will improve and I will change my rating accordingly. Especially since the service was great and atmosphere so welcoming.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "KM272ChoRWl9Jvmv2N08ZQ", "date": "2011-06-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SU7Eul-mXS-XnrCUU-4S4g", "text": "There was a time near the beginning of the summer when I was going here everyday, happy that the restaurant had opened, bringing welcome new flavors to Euclid. The food is certainly decent. I usually order the chicken banh mi, which has a good amount of spicy and savory flavors. I'm less impressed with the Pho: the meat tastes good, but there isn't much of it, and overall the broth doesn't do it for me.\n\nMy main criticism is that Pho Bar is a bit pricey for the portions that they're offering. There are other restaurants in the vicinity that succeed with the same concept (a fresh, clean, sustainable Vietnamese restaurant) while offering larger portions and lower prices. The space of the restaurant seems too large and the staffing levels too high: maybe this explains the elevated prices.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "hGwf8d5or4CjnRrDW-rlxQ", "date": "2011-10-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hp4QzILPYXGMM4CI1a7Ttw", "text": "I like this place and I think the food is good.  It's a great space to go with a large group as there is plenty of seating.  Tonight I really enjoyed the fire.\n\nWhat makes me unhappy is the automatic $0.25 fee added to all credit card transactions, no minimum.  How is it that establishments like Stuffed Inn and Nefeli don't do this to their customers when charging far less for the average menu item but The Pho Bar does? I would far prefer to see your prices raised than to add some chintzy fee that will be applied even if you spend $20 on dinner.  At this place, $20 for dinner is possible.  To me, this is a customer service problem.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "8ro9EoJQEmuQFRvMk36RUQ", "date": "2012-02-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KEXQqnvoCgjg5qjJfBnHRA", "text": "I'm kind of disappointed. Pho Bar looks like it would be good. Whoever decorated the place clearly has taste. But I shouldn't have let the cute decorations excite me. The lack of Vietnamese people working here should have been the first hint that this wouldn't be authentic blow my mind kind of pho.\n\nI ordered the house pho. The beef was tender but everything else in the bowl was just off. The broth had no flavor I don't think i've ever had such a plain broth before. The amount of bean sprouts they give you is pitiful. I had a hard time just trying to finish my order but I tried because hey I spent $8 on my meal it should at least provide me sustenance.\n\nMy friend ordered spring rolls and beignets at the same time as me. I was already wrapping up my meal by the time she received hers.\n\nKind of pricey for not so stellar Vietnamese food. I might go back again to try the banh mi but definitley not for the pho.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "-cM9FQWp3-uu53Os983yCw", "date": "2011-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Fp4ePPvhrqgMtPTIkiRJww", "text": "This is in no way you can call Pho. I am a Vietnamese and I can guarantee that it is not at all Pho. The broth is tasteless! Worst Pho ever in my life! Looking for Pho near Berkeley? Ranch 99 or Anh Hong (on University and Shattuck) are good places.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "uNKuwGm5FpJwifpYddFApg", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "yfoIaHvrJgltwfubfMuzjg", "text": "I've been there three times, 1) after they first opened, just to test out the water, 2) taking advantage of their \"early bird\" free boba special, and 3) just because. \n\nSo far, I've tried their pho, the vietnamese sandwich and the free boba. \n\nThe pho was very mediocre to say the least. They touted their \"sustainable, no MSG\" menu, but all at the cost of greatly compromising the taste. If you want a no-MSG pho, I would suggest  Oriental Restaurant on Shattuck.\n\nThe sandwich was average. If you're a meat-lover like me, you'd be disappointed. Sure, I am a Californian, but I'd definitely like my meat Texas-sized. But for a mere $6 plus boba, I guess it's fine. \n\nLastly, the boba... it's free, so by definition I can't complain. But If you are thinking about going there just for the rare boba near north Berkeley. All I have to say is... it's worth the walk to southside vendors (i.e. Mochachino). The tea is saturated with sugar, and the tapioca was definitely past its \"best use by\" hour. \n\nBut what prompted me to write this review was the $0.25 \"hidden\" surcharge if you use a credit card. The guy working at the counter didn't even bother to tell me that. He just typed in your order, swiped, and say here you go. When I asked about it, he replied, \"oh, I should've told you that\".\n\nAfter all the \"hidden-fee\" scam created by the evil banking industry, I am really fed up with dishonest businesses. Only this time, I got conned by a local business.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "E_2gOvG6W8E0ghHukIE-Tw", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "udnkBapkLQowA175JNSPig", "text": "TIP: The portion size for the Xtra Large (listed as Large on their website menu) is a REALLY big bowl. See this photo for context: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA?select=CGlcFU_8qMLK6Z4qHdOmOg\nIt's not all broth, either--lots of noodles, a little skimpy on the meat. \n\nTIP #2: Don't expect to get full off of that Xtra Large bowl, like at all other pho places. There's a lack of sodium in the soup, so you won't feel as satisfied even after finishing the bowl off.\n\nTIP #3: Avoid the banh mi. Not worth it. \n\nTIP #4: Either sit at the bar, or order at the cashier and sit in the spacious dining room.  \n\nI'm torn, disappointed, and unsatisfied. But the service was good and the food was okay, for what it was. I kind of already knew I would be disappointed, too, after perusing their website, but Urbann Turbann was closed on Saturday so I walked a few steps over to enter The Pho Bar. \n\nWhat I mean is, I knew this wouldn't be a regular pho restaurant. They tout that they use \"natural meats, without growth hormones or antibiotics. Organic & sustainable products used whenever possible. We do not add MSG, ever!\" And when I think about it, when I want a huge steaming bowl of pho, do I really care if it's organic and hormone free? And would I pay a premium for it?\n\nSo I avoided the pho. My boyfriend didn't though. He got The Works (tripe is extra). At first, we were impressed by the Xtra Large's hefty size. The broth tasted extremely light--definitely no MSG. Soon, though, the fat from the meat got into the broth, making a thick layer of oily slick. At the end of the meal, after fishing out the last of the noodles, the layer was thick enough to skim off the surface. Not cool. The beef, though, was very tender (probably because of how fatty it was!). \n\nI ordered the grilled pork banh mi. Don't order this. It was like a snack, not a meal. At $6, I wasn't expecting the ends of the baguette to be cut off (probably so there needed to be less meat inside), or for the sandwich to be so skinny and lukewarm. Granted, the pork was flavorful, but it wasn't juicy and there wasn't a lot of it. The pickled vegetables were okay, but lacking in presence. \n\nSo I'm torn because it tasted okay, we had no problems with the workers and the waitress, but the restaurant was just lacking in a lot of ways. But if you're looking for a healthier version of pho, here it is.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3aTVeGFq_s3KuGcVXCNquA", "date": "2011-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 5, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XT3sBLXNfFVhLboyZOCTaA", "text": "I'm probably giving The Pho Bar a higher rating than how I actually feel about it - but the fun I had with my friends at the staff-training event makes me slightly biased...\n\nPros:\n\n- Decor is very classy. Some people I know swear by the philosophy that the grimier and more beat-down an Asian restaurant is, the better the food. My germophobia makes me feel otherwise, so the cleanliness and elegant decorations make me happy =) And the long tables in the middle of the restaurant are a nice touch; as my dining mate said, perfect for power lunches! \n\n- The food presentation is quite beautiful. The \"Pink\" drink that I ordered was layered in such a gorgeous manner that I didn't want to mess it up.\n\n- Fresh ingredients! One of my common complaints with Asian restaurants is that the quality of ingredients is not the best. The Pho Bar, however, shows even more class by seemingly using fantastic ingredients for all of their food. The steak was tender, the bean sprouts were fresh and crunchy, and the basil was just about right off the plant!\n\n- Good service (and not just because I'm friends with a few of the waiters!) The food came out quickly, we were checked upon often enough for us to register comments, but not enough to be annoying.\n\nCons:\n\n- High prices for the amount of food that you get. My usual reason for not getting appetizers at restaurants (besides me being a cheap, broke-ass college student) is that there's not enough bang for the buck. The same goes for this place - if I remember correctly, the appetizers were around $5. When the spring rolls came out, I could feel the hearts of the people around me sink...2 rolls between the 5 of us? Blah. Luckily, we got 2 appetizers, so we got to eat more than just 1 bite. Still, $2.50 for a spring roll, and $1.25 for an imperial roll is not really appealing to me. It might be reasonable for someone else, though.\n\n- Drinks weren't that flavorful. My Pink tasted mostly of coconut juice, and while eating the jellies and pomegranate pearls were enjoyable, the pearls didn't taste like pomegranate. I tried my friend's tamarind mint drink, and it was pretty watered down. Could use more tamarind and mint. \n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nOH, I almost forgot about reviewing the pho! Can't write a review about The Pho Bar without saying something about the pho, right?\n\nI ordered a regular custom bowl, with steak, brisket, and flank. The regular bowl was a little smaller than I expected - I'm used to heaping bowls of pho, even for the regular size. The plate of garnishes was nice: the usual bean sprouts, basil, lime, jalapenos, and saw herb, which was a nice addition. \n\nLike I said before, the ingredients were all of nice quality. There was a pretty good amount of meat in the bowl, though i wish there was more flank. The noodles were pretty standard - not exceptional texture like at some places, but not tough like at others. The broth was...hm, I'm not really sure how to assess it. I want to say that it needs more charred onion flavor, or maybe more bone flavor? I'm not a pho expert by any means. Overall, it was pretty good.\n\ntl;dr: The ingredients are all super fresh, and the place could be trendy. Some things need better execution, but they have time to fix stuff. Come try it out!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K-03iq-zO8jo9l3NZ0Pavw", "date": "2011-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 13, "useful": 15, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "aNOcoMIs3g-hU85NhSGpIA", "text": "Nina and I had lunch here today.  It's been a while since I've been on the North side of campus and much has changed.  The Pho Bar is where the Northside Theatre used to be.  When I was a Cal freshman almost 50 years ago I saw a double bill at the Northside during Freshman Orientation Week, \"Never on Sunday\" and \"Black Orpheus\".  Those movies defined the beginning of my identity as a Berkeley student/person and it made me sad to realize the Northside was gone and that I hadn't even noticed when it closed.\n\nNina has been talking about The Pho Bar for a while so I was eager to try it.  We walked in and were greeted by the friendly young man behind the counter.  We ordered regular bowls of pho w/ sirloin and brisket.  Tea is complimentary.  We found seats and our bowls of pho were brought to us.  A condiment bar w/ lime wedges, bean sprouts, purplish basil, jalapeno slices and another vegetable/herb I didn't recognize was against the side wall by the fireplace.  Nina says at dinner the condiments are brought to you.  I added some of everything and a few splashes of Sriracha from the container on the table.  The broth was OK, less complex than the broth at Huang Tra.  The portion was fine for lunch and the price was reasonable.  We were charged only $8 rather than $9.  Maybe they have senior rates?  The tea was very strong, hot and bitter.  While the pho was good, I'm more likely to go to Huang Tra.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UXbCcmkYGl3DH_Py5UOtbQ", "date": "2012-03-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8DyPnpWGLNWRV8K18zWv6Q", "text": "First, Pho Bar also accepts Discover, Visa, and MasterCard. There's a foursquare deal here (10% off) and they're a member of the Spendgo network!\n\nThe cashier and restaurant screams hipster. It's a really nice and clean place that's sure to feed hungry college students. It's also a good place to discuss problem sets, meet with professors or anything. I think there actually is a full bar here too, but that's off to the side and not in the general seating area.\n\nMy friend and I came and both got the combination ($10.88 each after tax). He got the pork and I got the chicken. I'd have to say that the sandwiches here are a lot better than the pho. This place is NOT for pho lovers, as there's plenty of other pho places around the UC campus area that serve much better pho.\n\nBut the sandwiches are pretty good. The bread was crispy, chicken was soft, and had the right amount of spices and flavoring. Will come back!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qyxadOAq4lShzijCPKTpXg", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8jjxLtarl-dwf9MZpLu0Pw", "text": "I bike past this place all the time and wondered whether it was any good.  I stopped in today with my colleague Arthur O. for lunch.\n\nThe most amazing thing about the Pho Bar is how good it looks.  Aside from the fact that you order at the cash register and get food brought to your table, Pho Bar could be described as upscale and tony.  We sat next to the fireplace, which was definitely roaring.  I liked that we could see into the kitchen, which looked squeaky clean.  The people who work at Pho Bar could easily be described as attractive and friendly.\n\nOur lunch was A-OK but seemed slightly expensive.  The tastes were clean and varied.  I ordered a special consisting of a small house pho and a half banh mi -- I got the barbecued pork sandwich and responded that I had no objections to the jalape\u00f1os that came in it.  Our lunches came lightning fast and they were pretty good.  I can't imagine that I won't be back.\n\nWe must have been lucky because we were able to walk right up to the register when we arrived at 12:15.  A half-hour later, there was a line out the door.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XMq50MDTBUsdQ9NJWOIZuw", "text": "I don't know what exactly I was eating, but it wasn't pho. I give this place two stars solely for the interior and it's potential. The pho bar is clean, cozy, and has good beer on tap (always a plus) but what it has in decoration it lacks in flavor. \n\nOrdered a regular pho with meatballs, brisket, and rare sirloin. Looked like normal pho when it arrived, I was so hopeful, wishing it was going to taste of sweet star anise. Unfortunately what I ate was tepid and tasted fatty and unloved. The broth, which is the main thing in pho was far too beefy and lacked any complexity. Adding hoisin and chili paste didn't help it much either. I found the brisket over cooked and the noodles were too gushy, perhaps soaking in water for too long before. Portion was also meager for a $9 bowl. I get that this place uses \"organic\" meat, but I couldn't find their actual sources listed. \n\nLeaving the pho bar the man who took our order asked me how it was. I was honest and he told me the chef was new, I don't like excuses but it seems like they genuinely care. I hope they get a new chef and maybe I'd try it again. Still, I'd only go back if I was lazy and had serious pho cravings", "stars": 2, "user_id": "AauxxhrrgzTTXrAsxTBF6Q", "date": "2012-06-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "D9mmfmgOd1pGDNn7HLLrdg", "text": "Update:\nThe pho improved! It tastes so much better now. I remember the first time I went, I had to ask for hot water to water down the saltiness. Now it is as it should be - savory, not too salty! Yay! have a star for getting it right :)\n\n_________________________________________________________\nI'm so torn about this place. The clean and open atmosphere beckons me to like the place ALOT, yet the pho I had today was slightly better than pho at Pho Hoa. I'm starting to think it's impossible to find good pho in Northern California.\n\nThe price is quite high for a bowl of pho. Taste is comparable to eating Panda Express and calling it Chinese Food. The service is nice and the atmosphere is awesome. Only if they could do something about the pho's \"soup\" so that it captures the authentic pho's deep and comforting taste...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kKXuuOt4VTVm3v5RoXxL0Q", "date": "2011-07-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mrWj0nc30OcuV5znwtzXAQ", "text": "This place has really poor ratings, but whatever. To me, this place just gets better by the visit. I've been to a few Pho restaurants here in Berkeley and I'm certain this is got to be the best one. It's like your standard pho, but better! For me, I prefer to get the house special, which is pretty much the standard beef pho. The broth is really yummy! I feel like it's tastier than it should be, which is just spoiling my taste buds! The beef is really lean, and tender, which is something that seems hard to run across when ordering pho. Also, what comes with your meal are the unlimited amount of bean sprouts, green peppers and mint leaves, as well as some very fine tea you help yourself to (did I forget to say it's free with your meal!)... Anyway, Don't be afraid to try anything new here either! I couldn't get enough of the shrimp spring rolls-fresh, green, crispy, mouth watering- mmm so refreshing! \n\nThe atmosphere here is excellent as well. It's definitely a great place to go on an outing if your looking to treat someone special!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EzNJeulstQQ8SqXx03orsw", "date": "2012-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3glw2KPk8kJF3JCeuO4qrQ", "text": "I was going to talk about how I didn't like my pho, but I just found out through Yelpers that the pho doesn't have MSG... makes sense why the pho tasted different (and healthier). \nI ordered the house pho (#1), and I got a small... but the small was actually really small. Other pho restaurants have bigger servings for cheaper. The noodles are... thinker? I think... something was just different about the pho... maybe MSG really does make a huge difference. I'll try a sandwich next time I come here, but I don't think I'll come here for pho.\nBecause you order and pay at the same time once you enter, this place is convenient for groups of 6-7+ (you won't get owned by the service charge that other restaurants have).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Q8BS0HbtMqH295h46UsL7w", "date": "2012-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "94FeVTTAPLSrXx8slcoa1Q", "text": "-same amount of noodle in regular and large bowl\n-noodle were in pieces not whole long noodles\n- changed a new bowl after asked\n\nI'm not coming again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "2MYnw_txLMW6RTx-_UbRTQ", "date": "2011-12-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0NDWA91AWEcyNpWWj29fAQ", "text": "My new obsession is wholesome gourmet fast food, especially near my home.  The Pho Bar uses very fresh ingredients, bright green basil, crunchy vegetables on the bahn mi and quality cuts of meat in the pho.  I bought a combo for $10 which included a half bahn mi sandwich and small pho.  The sandwich was delicious, fresh vegetables and tender and flavorful meat on a fresh roll.  The pho was light on meat and light on flavor, I poured in the rooster hot sauce.   \n\nThis restaurant is fairly new and has potential, I love the the commitment to good quality food at affordable prices.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "XPC4bTA9SFDG6fu97sCChQ", "date": "2011-07-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OeSsdGUl__-Tht3rfMC9Nw", "text": "Finally made it back to try the Banh Mi ($6, got Ham & Pate, also grilled pork, chicken, and edamame/tofu fritter are available) and ordered up some Cha Gio (spring rolls, $6) on the side.\n\nCha Gio comes with sprouts, cucumber slices, lettuce, vermicelli and nuoc cham (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA?select=8GhD9Yr7LAPDCaQNWfJINQ) More roll wrapping issues. Different diameters yielded under-fried (https://s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com/photo/DJocu9poRnZTTpiYTidgYA/l.jpg) , burned (https://s3-media2.ak.yelpcdn.com/photo/Bl_BdCQMQ5MOqBfT_sapnA/l.jpg), and just OK Cha Gio. The lettuce was limp and wilty and not a good for wrapping (https://s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com/photo/sNuHJ8AkuAuzazTxqG5aIw/l.jpg). 2 stars\n\nThe banh mi looked pretty good (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA?select=ojChlh5uzpr2MLgynWhdBw). \n\nThe baguette needed more toasting to give the crust the typical crackle. Nice flavorful cold-cuts. The baguette appeared to have been gutted for a better bread to filling ratio, but still the pate was barely noticable. The daikon & carrots needed more pickling. 3 stars for flavor, but $6 kinda steep.\n\nLowering Pho Bar overall to 3 stars.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DsHsuhUvyyW_75zFcJxkKw", "date": "2011-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "semBIUbeFUgfyCOwbnco_g", "text": "3.5\nthe \"Berkeley version\" of a pho house\n\n1. Impressive setting--Swanky and new. Overdone here and there, but an all around good looking bar.\n\n2. They use the good stuff--Their website reads: \"We use natural meats, without growth hormones or antibiotics. Organic & sustainable products used whenever possible. WE DO NOT ADD MSG, EVER!\"\nThus, prices are +$1 or +$2 per dish than the average hole in the wall.\n\n3. Meat politics aside, the pho broth was less flavorful than I'm accustomed to. The banh mi, on the other hand, was phenomenal! The filling was fresh and the bread toasted well. Will buy again.\n\n4. Don't forget, it's a bar!--They've a few beers on tap(trumer, pyramid, boont from what I remem), and a few bottles(racer 5). Wine too, I think. Quite nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ar1TzD9ZxKQsR5iSaSL0NQ", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "VkJGIMqezkhytAZ7rGrUdQ", "text": "\"PHO?\" TODAY I MAKE MY STAND! THEY TOOK THIS DOWN!!!\n\nAfter years of reading yelp reviews, for the better or worse, eating at \"Pho\" bar I break my silence. In a perfect world my inspiration to write would come from a ground breaking meal, maybe amazing service, or even the correction of a mistake that is handled so well it leaves a good taste in your mouth. Save the few mind-numbing 5 star reviews of \"Pho\" bar, we all must face the reality that our world is far from perfect. \"Pho\" bar is about as far from perfect as it gets. The \"pho\" was awful, the service not much better, and I left feeling like I had been robbed.\n \nIt is clear that someone or some people put a lot of time and effort into making the ambiance just the way they wanted. But as a pervasive theme to the meal the focus was not on the food but the image. This western Vietnamese eatery was a ghost town when we arrived. When I think of my favorite pho spots, I see full tables of quiet people over steaming bowls of hot soup, tattered menus and tables with scars telling of the hundreds of thousands of hot bowls and happy patrons. From the view at the register where you order the fact that the beef is high quality and that \"evil\" MSG was not to be had was no subtlety. In ordinary circumstances this is my type of place, but when it comes to pho if you want to get fancy it better still be good. \n \nOVERALL WORST PHO SO FAR! I got the large number one. Yes it was expensive, small, and not hot enough. Read any other review and this will be covered. I order the same thing no matter where I go, #1 as big as they will make it and loaded with goodies. The broth was bland and dull at best. When I found the meat under all the noodles the nightmare started. The sliced beef was ok, the beef balls what ever, brisket was completely broken down into what I later told the proprietor was reminiscent of cat food. My favorite goodies, tripe and tendon, were the most disappointing. I love soft and sumptuous tendon so much I have been getting extra lately and did so when I ordered. It was thin, hard and rubbery. The tripe grey and mushy not at all the little bits of squeaky texture I look forward to.  After trying all the components I was resolved to eat it and try and enjoy it. One bite of all these poorly cooked meats caught in the web of noodles swimming in tasteless broth, and I was done. My eating companions finished their bowls to varying degrees and it was time to go without so much as one check-in from the staff. \n\nThis is the part when bad food gives way to worse customer service. Two of our party asked to have their remaining expensive soup to go and instead it was thrown away. My FULL bowl was cleared and I was not asked at all about my experience. My party left and I lingered wishing a word about the meal. When the woman reappeared I simply told her that I had not cared for or was able to eat the food I was served. She looked puzzled and asked for some feed back which was very similar to my description of my soup. She not once apologized let alone offered me my money back for a meal not eaten. Some how the lasting impression from our interaction left a worse taste than the mushy, luke-warm bowl of CRAP. \n\nIf the owner reads this and has any interest in serving good pho, I challenge you to go and eat somewhere authentic, see how it is done and recreate the same execution with more expensive cuts of meat and no MSG. Or continue to have more one star reviews and one time costumers", "stars": 1, "user_id": "UrDkrYmgH49x5Dqgjj2gQA", "date": "2012-05-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5C20TLnIgO_PbHJPtlV9mw", "text": "As promised, I went back here to try some other items off the menu even though the last time I was here I was disappointed with the Pho.  \n\nI got the Classic Banh Mi (same as a Dac Biet for those who are used to ordering off of a Vietnamese menu).  It didn't disappoint.  The pickled vegetables(do chua) were not overpowering, the cucumbers and cilantro were fresh, there was a good amount of meat (cha lua, thit nguoi) and the pate was great.  The only thing is that I wish there was a thicker layer of pate, because that's my favorite part of the sandwich.  I'm not a big fan of spice so I ordered it without the jalapenos.\n\nI didn't order the Pho, but my dining companion did so the first thing I asked when it was put down in front of her was  for a sip of the broth.  Wow!  What a change since last Friday.  The broth was now nicely balanced and was not fatty at all.  I'm just going to have to write off last Friday's experience as the cooks trying to learn a new recipie, which I can totally understand because it took me a few tries to make a good Pho broth without my mother's help.  The noodles were still not 100% to my liking.  Maybe it's because they use dried noodles(at least I think they do since you can see packages of dried noodles in the kitchen, but it might just be for decoration), since my mom would always buy fresh noodles, but alas I realize that I'm not in my mom's kitchen. (Okay probably an unfair comparison since I've only ever once been to a Pho restaurant that even came close to my mom's Pho.) I'm not saying the noodles were bad though, perfectly fine compared to most of the Pho I've had in the area.  Since my dining companion isn't a big eater I finished off her bowl of Pho for her.\n\nWe also sampled the Spring Rolls and the Beignets.  The Spring Rolls were very good and the fish sauce (nouc cham) that came with them was perfect, not too sweet and not too sour.  The Beignets were also great, but then it's just fired dough sprinkled with powdered sugar so how can it not be great?  I only wished that you got more than three with each order.\n\nAs stated previously, the place is still very nice and the staff were even better than before.  I even got to speak with the owners, who were very friendly and assured me that things will only get better as the staff learn.  I hope so since I'll definitely be coming here again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eB6I3JcHJg_AVf2a5G7suA", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Ms8u53RDU5O4fQh5HWs4nw", "text": "I had the chicken Bahn Mi and the beef noodle soup (the works) tonight and neither of them were very impressive. \n\nBahn Mi: the pickled vegetables were bland and they were very stingy on the meat. I didn't think the sandwich had very much flavor. I actually had to put some extra hot sauce and hoisin sauce on it to make it taste like something. The bread was pretty good but it was 70% of the sandwich because there wasn't much of the filling. \n\nThe works beef noodle soup: Soup was toooo sweet. Tasted like they put too much MSG or something in it. It doesn't have that pho taste. It wasn't a very good compliment to the noodles or meat and it definitely didn't carry the dish very well. \n\nAmbiance is very new and trendy. The modern decor infused with a mix of vietnamese flare gave the place a real kick. I like how the old and new came together at this place. It looks like a nice cafe place to chill and read/surf the web for hours. \n\nService here was very friendly and fast. I'm a very impatient person so when I say the food came fast, there's no question about how fast this place is!\n\nPrice was on the expensive side. For a bowl of pho...$10 is a bit much. The bowl was HUGE but it was mainly a generous serving of soup with a side of some meat and noodles. Which really should have been the other way around. $6 for Bahn Mi that is bland and mainly just bread...not worth it. \n\nOverall: I don't think I'll come back because it's expensive and judging from the wide range of ratings this place is getting, their food is not very consistent. They have their good and bad days, I don't want to risk it and come back on a bad day again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Djk49JjpKl9HQNpmiX669Q", "date": "2011-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 20, "useful": 21, "funny": 20}, "review_id": "sDZVY12OLhLPzur7pYQOUw", "text": "Fro-yo girl here. Pho Bar is polished, upscale and clean and it even has Sketch organic fro-yo!  They use natural meat without growth hormones. They have boba drinks, pho, banh mi, free wi-fi and fro-yo. Wow.\n\nYou can get the house pho, the works pho or build your own bowl of pho with tendon, tripe, meatballs and the usual suspects. The other offerings include noodle salads, summer rolls, and desserts (beignets, fro-yo, rice pudding).\n\n* House pho ($8 regular, $10 XL): an elegant looking bowl of noodle soup, comes with a generous amount of rare sirloin and well done brisket, rice noodles, a thin tangle of onions, finely chopped scallions and a sweet and beefy broth. On the side you get basil, sprouts, saw herb, jalapenos, lime. The brisket was thin, dry and lacking in flavor. Plenty of delicious piping hot broth, noodles and meat for each spoonful. The broth isn't the most flavorful (lack of MSG?) but it's still good. It's cleaner and lighter than usual. \n\n* Fro-yo: comes in 1 size, 1 flavor, Sketch organic tart ($4): the ugly swirl was shameful and the portion small, but the fro-yo was much more flavorful than most plain tarts, it was very tart and natural, icy and refreshing but not watery, it tasted like frozen Vietnamese yogurt (da ua), a little too icy for me but otherwise fabulous\n\nThe dining area has huge communal wood tables with chopsticks and condiments (sriracha, hoisin sauce) and pendant lamps with Vietnamese sayings.\n\nThey have some weird rules about what you can order there vs. online and when. But they also have early bird specials, meal combos, etc. And free wi-fi.\n\nYou know you love me. X0 X0, fro-yo girl.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NOUfyJW-BAo_-Cbfo8edww", "date": "2011-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kCqg6_VbqrtYuuCtteYcuQ", "text": "My boyfriend went here once without me, and has been begging me to go back with him for a while now. When we arrived at around 7 on a Friday night the place was pretty empty. The woman behind the counter taking orders was really nice, as was the other guy who looked like he was on break when we arrived but helped us later. My boyfriend and I both got the spiced chicken vermicelli bowls. I liked the fish sauce, the spring rolls, and the vermicelli was cooked nicely; however I wasn't a huge fan of the chicken. The portion for the vermicelli bowl was quite large, so you definitely get a lot of bang for your buck on that one. Since I feel silly for going to a place called the Pho Bar and not getting any Pho, I'm going to return soon to try the Pho. Overall, solid food, good, friendly service, and the atmosphere is definitely a step up from La Burrita.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "E8hubLFgOCrN84JlpJ4e-w", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "0oc2BP52VE-k8pzkpLVHaA", "text": "Wen to Pho Bar on 3/13/12. Let me start with the positives. The restaurant aesthetics are great. Nice place. As for the food, I had The Works (Rare Sirloin, Brisket, Flank, Tendon, Tripe, and Meatballs) and a cafe sua da. First, I'm glad to see the iced coffee is served the more \"traditional\" way - drip method into the sweetened condensed milk - and not a pre-made (perhaps from a mix?) blend ready to drink like is now, sadly, almost universal at the \"real\" (as in grubby) Pho places like you might find around International in Oakland. Now, the meat in the pho was top quality. Very good eye of round, brisket was excellent, and the tripe was the best I've had in a loooong time. Unfortunately there was very little tendon but the small amount there was good. So, good job with the meats. Ok, now for the bad, the real bad. The central part of pho is the broth. I think this needs to be explained to the cooks here because it was terribly bland. No star anise, no fennel, no cinnamon, NONE of the flavors that you will find up front and prominent in a well-made pho. It was beefy, salty, and that's it. The typical condiments (basil, lime, sprouts, chile paste, etc.) were good but could not rescue an awful (as in bland) broth. A bad bowl of pho will ruin a perfectly good evening hahaha. True though.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "jGg520P3qGBYN1vuZbTG3Q", "date": "2012-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PlCywAWSqIm7ddzyOS4D8A", "text": "Pho broth not that flavorful--lots of meat though.  Mint Tamarinade pretty watery.  Banh mi okay but honestly, the best part  of the meal was the fries.  Very confused about that.  Hopefully this place gets better.  It's in an awesome location.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "YqkWDxNlzQRRKUlHN5LHew", "date": "2011-10-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rjeDczzZNVRE9GE9KqarNA", "text": "Gotta say that the pho here is like tasting dirty water, no flavor, no taste and $10 bucks give me a break.  OK tried to really like it so we gave it another chance only to have our hopes and dreams crushed with a nasty tasting bahn mi.  The chicken no flavor, the vegetarian no flavor.  The food is just not only bland but just plan horriable, with no taste in sight.  I love vietnamese food and you can go to china town in Oakland and for $3 bucks get a rockin bahn mi and Pho that you can have an orgasm over.  On the plus side the concept is cool and the place is cute but bring a bag lunch with you from Oakland.  Just don't let anyone else see you eating your bahn mi from Oakland they just might want to take it and eat it", "stars": 2, "user_id": "2cQjPQaeYym48WhqUgoy7Q", "date": "2011-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "xMGXkjBpEmnx08MfLshZqQ", "text": "Been back a few times now and have tried a variety of items:\n\nBahn Mi:  Continues to be a standout.  Both the chicken and the pork are delicious, I prefer the pork.  The sandwiches are very fresh and filling and a bargain for 6 bucks.  The fries are a nice accompaniment and worth the extra 2 bucks, but I'm always so full from the sandwich that I don't eat many of the fries.\n\nApps:  Love the chicken wings.  Served with a delicious sriracha sauce.  The wings are juicy and slightly crispy.  They taste \"natural\", like the cooks actually used raw chicken wings, rendered the fat a little in an oven then fried them.  They don't taste \"weird\" like wings at pizza places.  The shrimp summer roll was fresh and light with sweet crisp boiled shrimp, a bit bland though.\n\nPho: I will preface this by saying I have never had Pho that I've really enjoyed.  Noodle soup is not my thing.  That said, I didn't like it here either.  Very bland and boring.  This might be the best Pho ever, but I didn't enjoy it.\n\nDessert:  I have become a big fan of the corn and rice pudding, sounds weird, but it is delicious.  It's made with coconut milk and fresh corn.\n\nDrinks:  The tamarinade was nice, but a bit pricey.  The large costs about as much as a bahn mi, but then again the bahn mi is pretty cheap.\n\nService:  FANTASTIC!  Everyone is smiling and super friendly.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "24gIxxmBANQc3IeuxhVosA", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0ZFoZYfCJG3oYaTXMhuKoA", "text": "Yea...so me and my friend ordered delivery from this place and I'm sorry but the pho is the worse pho I ever had. The broth tasted like water and salt without any other flavoring/stock. the noodles had this hard texture to it. They also force you to bring back their tiffins which I think is stupid. If your ordering it to-go you should expect the food right away and not try to keep it warm in a tiffin. The prices completely overpriced compared to the portion and quality of the food. We also ordered a PINK (Xung Xa Hot Luu) Icy Drink which had no shaved ice in it and the pomegranate tapiocas were hard and disgusting and the drink was still pretty bland and not even close to being sweet at all.\n\nWhen we were trying to pay the tip online on their website it kept messing up saying it was an invalid number and got us really mad. After we had placed our order, they called us to let us know that the PINK Icy Drink was sold out. But afterwards they said they made a new one just for us (yes I know I said it was disgusting, they could have at least made it taste better by taking their time). \n\nRight now i'm rating it 1-star because of its poor quality, portion, and price of the food.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "YID4DrUdm6_ui3PVkrKxvw", "date": "2011-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "RVJTf8jKml7NDenEKy6qOQ", "text": "Seriously, guys? 1 star? 2 stars? Wow.\n\nJust because all the other pho restaurants have horrible ambiances doesn't mean you can't applaud this restaurant for their ambiance!\n\nSure it's 1 dollar or 1.5 dollars more expensive than other places, but the quality is unparalleled. There is no MSG because the broth is made with time, care, and the proper amount of natural seasoning (which is expensive, mind you, and is the reason why the other places have to use so much MSG.)\n\nMeticulous attention to detail regarding the food (pho noodles are precooked in extra strong broth and the tripe is marinated in extra strong broth for flavor, etc) and regarding the ambiance (the chicken coop wire on the cabinets behind the bar match the pattern on the fireplace cover).\n\nThe service is fantastic. Everyone here is really nice!\n\nBut to be honest, I come here for the food. It's my favorite pho and I've had a LOT of pho in my lifetime. No poorly cut meats, no MSG, organic ingredients, no post-pho dehydration, delicious noodles, delicious broth, etc... etc... I respect that!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8v4M_9oSz36FAA7xP73G2w", "date": "2011-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "1GMAhzIehqBNl9yOWmun8Q", "text": "The noodle and the meat are good, but the broth is too bland and fatty. The price is a little bit high for such small portion. In fact, this is the least pho-like pho I've ever had. \nThis place would be perfect if their pho preparation matched their schick decoration.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "gFvLpqXYhmNYvyASbfXS6w", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 7, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "YGw_vljkddJ2UF1TCYOtQg", "text": "I really wanted to like this place. The place is very clean, the decorations are nice and modern, it was a very welcoming, pleasant atmosphere.\nAnd the service was great, even amazing. Cashier was friendly and talkative, servers smiling and seemed like they wanted to be around.\n\nThe food though. Hum. Maybe it's cause I used to eat in Westminster all the time, where Little Saigon is, but I just did not like the flavor of the Pho. The broth was bland, had a dull taste to it, and didn't have the flavor of  a good stock with the flavor of the bones really cooked into it. The noodles were also...not of my liking. They were kind of grainy and tough when you ate them, definitely not the almost gooey texture I usually find in rice noodles.\n\nAlso, for an extra large for 10 dollars, the portion was rather small. I used to pay 7 or 8 dollars for a large back in Westminster that gave me about 1.5x as much as I got here. There's just a lot of soup, which, as I said, wasn't very good.\n\nMaybe I'll try the sandwich next time, or perhaps the desserts. From the looks of it, the desserts seemed like they'd be decent. I don't see myself coming back here though, unless a friend wanted to take me there.\n\nIf they work on the taste of their Pho, this place could be great. Until then though, the taste of the food really brings it down.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "t2JqTHLOp5OX9BB4STyVKQ", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6CMwA7Xp7PRAYJFat9XnmA", "text": "Not your average hole in the wall Vietnamese restaurant.  The restaurant is super clean, the plastic chopsticks they give you don't look questionable, the waiters weren't even Vietnamese,  and a bowl of pho is going to cost you more while being a smaller than your average.  Nevertheless, it's legit Americanized \"fancy\" Vietnamese restaurant... that gives free boba during their early HH. \n\nSo far, I pretty much dislike every single restaurant on Hearst/ Euclid, with the exception of Top Dog and Northside Cafe, this by far is my favorite. \n\nAnd I heard you can call in pho until 2a.  Score!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZJySd3ex2aXohmOvuTivqA", "date": "2011-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "FbPTQR8Xse9knTEin2OYkA", "text": "SHO EXPENSIVE!!! That's the key takeaway to this review. I came in here with two friends one rainy evening, completely starving and feeling rejected because Urban Turban was closed. \n\nI ordered the The Works, which has Rare Sirloin, Brisket, Flank, Tendon, Tripe, and Meatballs (according to their website menu), and my friends got sandwiches. I think we all agreed that all though our food was delicious, the portions were much, much too small. I could've honestly gone for another round, but it was way too expensive to even consider. The broth and meat were really tasty, and the noodles were well cooked... there just wasn't enough of it. The sandwiches were maybe 7 inches long, which to active, growing boys is absolutely nothing. \n\nService was average (even though we couldn't figure out how to get tea and no one was around for us to ask), and the food came out sloooowwwww. The one thing I really liked was their furniture - their tables are giant pieces of timber cut vertically, and everything had a very forresty yet contemporary feel.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "7CIXknebFrHDlDeI9PSL5g", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "TfUKjjR0Bbsq72mCe1lI_Q", "text": "This 5 star review is completely based on the Banh Mi here.\n\nOmg, yummmmmmy goodness. For a while I've been searching for a place that had Banh Mi that was legit, no bullsh*t. We can hardly say that the Banh Mi at Saigon Eats can be considered a Banh Mi, it's seriously a pathetic attempt at making a westernized and thus, more acceptable version of it.\n\nThe Banh Mi at The Pho Bar reminds me of the stuff I can get back home in San Jose. I love the Pate in it, the vegetables felt fresh and light, and the bread is a perfect blend of toastiness and softness. Granted it is $7 with Tax compared to like $3.50 in San Jose, but I really shouldn't complain because it was thatttt good.\n\nThe service was really quick and really friendly. I had only a 15 minute gap to grab a bite to eat, and I successfully ordered, ate half a sandwich, and paid my bill within that time period! \n\nI'm definitely coming back again during my lunch breaks!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YM5Apb-nIkU3n5Hy67SUpQ", "date": "2011-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "GyItwxWqccJQjROe4l7bcw", "text": "Kind of crappy pho...it's really expensive (like 8 bucks for a bowl) and you get a small portion. \n\nBroth tastes really fake, almost like their broth is store bought/processed. Soup is brown...but has no flavor to it. Also comes kind of cold.\n\nNoodles aren't really cooked to the right texture and were still raw.\n\nThe beef that comes with the soup isn't really that fresh. \n\nI heard their sandwiches are better.\n\nCome on, Berkeley. I was expecting more.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eih3X8OYVNpPGt9AqWBVCw", "date": "2011-12-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "rIT7sYbb8J4oykJ5nYnL8Q", "text": "Wow. I've never had pho this bad. The ambiance is great, but the pho was just horrible. \n\nThe bean sprouts were just small and not fresh, the mint leaves weren't fresh either. And the beef tripe... YELLOW?? WTF?!? WHY THE HELL WAS THE BEEF TRIPE YELLOW? \n\nThe beef-balls were almost flavorless, the other beef had little to no taste to it as well.  The soup was bland and watered down, with a thick layer of oil on the top.  Even after drenching my soup in sriracha the soup still tasted like oily water.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "S7AKVq1YY3BfPjFYLJcyqA", "date": "2011-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Rcd_jmgu_mfeFdpXgAtNeQ", "text": "I kind of expected this when I saw the decor. \n\nExpensive pho for a small portion. The soup is bland, it tastes slightly better than the pho soup at Cafe 3. Pho is not a fancy food! I wish the business could see that and focus more on food quality than to make the place a fancy restaurant.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w3iXYLy7b89aoDxfU96i5g", "date": "2011-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "7uWjoOsFfgHPT3yu-xdBPQ", "text": "Unfortunately, this Bar falls way short of a tasty meal. While I loved the decor,  especially the modernized take on communal tables, and focus on organic, sustainable ingredients, the flavor profiles were nil. \n\nI'm typically a purist when it comes to my pho, allowing the flavors of the meat and soup shine through with minimal enhancements via lime, sprouts, and basil. The pho here was so bland i was forced to improvise with heapings of hoisin and sriracha sauce, to no avail. It was truly a shame that the quality meat was so depressed in the lack of flavor. \n\nAs to be expected at an ethnic-themed place catering to non-ethnic palettes, prices were a bit higher and servings smaller than authentic pho places. I did like the separate bar area though, and the system of paying at the register before sitting down was conducive to large groups of diners paying separately.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "M1wl9tWFaDbpfSxh5KmjaQ", "date": "2012-02-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "OghhwUgqGww0ilIyk1rmAg", "text": "I went here on the recommendation of a friend. I met up with four of my classmates for lunch. Surprisingly most of them had never had pho before. What a way to introduce them to what's usually an awesome cheap meal.\n\nPaid about $9 up front for a normal house pho. The location is actually pretty nice. That should've been my warning, looking back. I was expecting $9 of pho, because $9 should go a loooong way for a bowl of soup. Given that I generally have paid $5 for a normal-sized bowl of pho in a number of different cities, my expectations were high. I was at the very least expecting to leave filled.\n\nSat down and 5 minutes later my pho is served. Hmmm... this is the SMALLEST SIZED BOWL OF PHO I have ever had. The soup was lukewarm and tasted like barely-salted water. I had to dig through a sad-looking mass of noodles to find the paltry 3 pieces of sliced beef. The beef was bland - I truly can't remember the last time I thought beef was bland. It is so strange not liking what you just spent nine bucks on.  Luckily, I was really hungry, so I did finish the entire bowl against the wishes of my nose and tongue. And I was still hungry. So much for cramming my face with pho for lunch. \n\nDon't go here. Not only is the food seriously hard to enjoy, but this place is a rip-off. I will be much more wary of $9 bowls of any soup in the future.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "1IKKZ2I__53fPo73kAd0Ww", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 7, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "-X4sWqHI6aUgC6MxCVvL4Q", "text": "If you are a pho lover like me, do not (I repeat, DO NOT) come here. You'll be sorely disappointed. I read the other reviews and noticed that most people griped about the prices. But, because there are hardly any pho restaurants in the Oakland area that stay open late, the boy and I wanted to check it out for ourselves. I mean, who doesn't want to have a go-to pho place for those late-night cravings?\n \nSo here's the dirt: in my very humble opinion, it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you'll pay more here than an authentic pho joint. It's the fact that this place was built on a cool concept that has no focus on the food whatsoever. The flavors?...well, there are none. The broth is utterly bland which completely kills the dish. I really wanted to like this place and I ate each and every bite trying to find something good about it but there were no redeeming qualities. This is, by far, the worst pho I've ever had - I couldn't even get through half the bowl and I ended up going to Jack in the Box afterwards.\n\nAgain, cool restaurant concept but poor execution on the food. Now, if you've never had pho before, you may like it. But for those of us who take our pho seriously, heed the warnings.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "9vHfbJSL31v5xNDJqdeQfQ", "date": "2011-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nyiyncvkxZAaVIQjVoQnyQ", "text": "I have to say that the reviews for this place are quite misplaced. I rarely if ever think a restaurant deserves a five star rating, but it is important for this new establishment. \n\nThe food is fresh and well-prepared and presented. The staff is great. The perfect place to bring the whole lab group for lunch.\n\nIt is about time that there were reasonable dining options on the north side of campus. As a long time North Side resident I am appalled by the quality of restaurants that manage to survive next to campus. Finally in Pho Bar there is comfortable post lab location with really good beer. hopefully the owners can be convinced to keep the bar open later and may be add a few more options to there already very nice drink list (Hitachino White Ale for $11 right next to lab - amazing!)\n\nThis restaurant/bar may finally lead the way to Berkeley campus area becoming like a real college town - with diverse, polished bars and restaurants - the kind of place that grad. students, postdocs, and profs actually want to hang around.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NLpqsMeR6yN5bGrdJ8w8xg", "date": "2011-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "T7SjadGJWVemJwFgMtYGBA", "text": "I read bunch of reviews so angry because Pho broth here have no MSG and therefore dont taste like in scary Pho joint in Westminster City. Big f*king deal you from Westminster City. I was born in Russia, but dont go round crying that I cant find authentic kalashnikov store in Berkeley. \n\nReminds me of people who go to nudist hot-spa, then complain \"no one wears bathing suit here.\"  \n\nWalking into Pho Bar on Euclid is reminisce of mysterious,  sexy ex-pat locales in Hanoi. Zinc (aluminum?) Bar at front looks smooth and sturdy enough to do more than eat pho off of, and front bartender inspires similar idea.\n\nSince N. tries to prolong life of vodka consumption by eating healthy, (not to mention re-hydrate with pho broth), organic ingredients here are happily welcomed. \n\nConclusion: if you need to vent some more about lack of MSG, why dont you drive for seven hours back to Westminster Fuckingk City.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AhVWzMyXqHibkdr4uHo2kQ", "date": "2011-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 9, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "Ye5zTMZV8uAhIySKfmh9Ow", "text": "No...just no. Here is why:\n\nI go in, and order a regular #1 with an ice tea. $10.88 (#1 = $8).\n\nWhen I get it, I realized that it's a smaller regular portion than other places. I pushed the thought aside, and dug in.\n\nMy first impression was the broth. For starters, I know this place is supposed to be healthy, but the broth didn't taste like anything. No salt, no non-MSG flavors, no nothing. What worried me was the fact that the broth was brown, just like any other pho. It didn't taste like beef, chicken, or whatever broth! I added some Hoisin sauce (which I never do to pho broth), and it still tasted bland.\n\nOn top of the non-flavored broth, it wasn't even hot! When you order raw meat, you expect the broth to be nice and hot - to cook the meat. I took my slices apart, and they were still mostly red. Seriously?? I believe one why to stay healthy is to consume (semi)cooked meat!\n\nSecond disappointment: the noodles. They were either undercooked, or they were from a cheap packaged intant-pho you find at your local Asian mart.\n\nService was ok. I was amused that they didn't retrieve my number after having given my order. The lady came up to me, and asked me multiple times to make sure I had everything I ordered. I don't know why, but ok...\n\nSo, all-in-all, that pho was definitely not worth $8. Sure the place looks nice, but it's all about the food!! You could go to the janky-est place in the world, and the food could still be amazing!\n\nWill not be coming back...", "stars": 1, "user_id": "saDYN_zBEoNheolWPh5RcA", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "ZmYIPv4XQQ2bT4dgl6ezzA", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 5, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "goflaxf_RFzd1mu385CpeQ", "text": "What *IS* authentic pho?  \n\nAs you contemplate answering this question, these are the things I liked about the Pho Bar:\n\nNo MSG.  I did not feel parched dry after eating the pho here.  Wow, I can even bring my friend who refuses to eat pho because she gets migraine headache when exposed to MSG.\n\nThe noodles.  Usually at other pho places I get congealed noodles that make me think they pre-cook the noodles, which then sit around until I order.  Here, the noodles were freshly cooked, but then again I came late in the evening and there were only two other people eating.\n\nThe green attitude.  They hand you a cloth napkin when you order at the front desk.  Also, I read on their website you can order take-out in a re-usable container which you return for repeat orders.  \n\nThe veggie bar.  You pick up the veggies to add to your pho at a bar.  The veggies were really fresh.  I like that.\n\nThe decor.   Long wooden communal tables, and hanging lamps.  Definitely nicer than many other pho restaurants.\n\n\nNot liked so much.\n\nMeat scarcity.  I guess they use good quality meat with no growth hormones, but for my regular size order with steak and brisket, I got 3 slices of steak and 2 little pieces of brisket.  I was disappointed, and this is kinda big failing for me personally.\n\nSo.... really 3.5 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "hGng2Oyq8YhS7l8AzUG10Q", "date": "2012-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqcTeWwRe7HjbwDaWJGjCw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mHrIrBU2w_si0AyK8gfk1Q", "text": "The best drunken Mexican food in Berkeley! Yes the food has a lot of grease but if you want healthy food go next door to cafe innermezzo. The flautas and enchaladas are amazing and if you like really spicy ask for the special red really hot sauce and it will burn your tongue off! Their margaritas are also good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UzmeLeOjovcqUMFiqA1vpQ", "date": "2009-07-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqcTeWwRe7HjbwDaWJGjCw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QZeRPF40_EJkoHnrxi7bAA", "text": "Pros: Large portions  Cons: tasteless food.   Saw a raving review / recommendation for the chicken enchiladas verde for this place so I ran right down.  The soup was a surprise (didn't know I got it free with my dinner).  It had great flavor once you got past the layer of orange grease on top.  The verde sauce had NO flavor at all.  Very disappointing.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "yjmjmBH3T8-jPfvPp6aL2g", "date": "2005-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqcTeWwRe7HjbwDaWJGjCw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RJP92d1DSY47lMkV4gIePg", "text": "I have been going here for 29 years! Love this place and nothing can compare!!! Brings back so many memories~", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZlS11UcJjXKLnraDGZixqg", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqcTeWwRe7HjbwDaWJGjCw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Y9WMS7zv9BhKozIfEvL4_Q", "text": "My girlfriend and I love this place.  The staff is super friendly (Lucy always says hi) and the food is great.  Try the Chili Colorado or the Grandmas sauce.  Save money by ordering off the ala carte menu.\nThe house marg is just ok, but the special ones are awesome.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2tlKJfwrOPRzEcQO3elx5A", "date": "2012-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqcTeWwRe7HjbwDaWJGjCw", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wETBU8Qnn-jyOyMCHL_ScA", "text": "A Hidden Gem! Went here when another restaurant on telegraph was closed -- decided to take a chance on this hole in the wall -- and was pleasantly surprised!! The restaurant is actually quite large, with ornate tables and chairs. Would be a great place for a large group. The food is authentic Mexican and very affordable. The service is wonderful -- we even got free soup for the whole table despite not all of us ordering the special (I guess it helped that my friend spoke fluent spanish :) !) I have been twice, once for dinner, and once for lunch, and will be back again.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BI68xfRpvcQBClYOwLWijA", "date": "2011-01-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqcTeWwRe7HjbwDaWJGjCw", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wZzb_tz28khJSgavfMmEYA", "text": "Great spot for some Mexican food. The service is fast and the food tastes great. I've had a couple of their burritos and have enjoyed them every time.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "L3ilyT4_HZUqdkHrZfkIIg", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0IB1AypVH8ANC4w5GA6AwQ", "text": "I didn't realize Cupkates had a Yelp site because I thought it didn't have an address! Haha...well, goes to show you can Yelp about anything, I guess.\n\nAnyways, it took me a while to finally catch up with the Cupkates truck, but the day I did happened to also be my friend's birthday, so I caught the truck on Shattuck in front of the Berkeley Rep Theater. Since I follow Cupkates on Twitter, she gave me one free cupcake and I bought two more. I got the Red Velvet, S'mores, and Double Vanilla.\n\nThen I went to my friend's apartment and surprised him with the cupcakes, we put candles in them to celebrate his birthday, and then cut them up into neat and shareable pieces.\n\nI think my favorite one was the S'mores, but all three were great. Thanks Cupkates for helping me celebrate my friend's birthday in a special and literally sweet way! :D\n\nAnd since she went to Cal herself...GO BEARS!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i-DWCn1Xk5-exHi0mBDO1g", "date": "2009-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0jRQLlLDGAT9e4uwCjbHSA", "text": "I have never been a huge fan of sweets let alone being a cupcake aficionado.  I never understood the hype behind these little pretty things that are yes, very pretty, but ultimately, just cakes.  I know people who get so excited when they find out about these mysterious cupcake trucks driving around town and follow them like squealing school girls chasing after pop stars, and I can't possibly relate.  \n\nBut, when my friend spotted CupKates on College and happily bought a dozen and offered me one, I couldn't refuse.  I had to find out what the fuss was all about.  So I took a bite of this pretty beet-colored Red Velvet cupcake with some skepticism and must say, \n\nit was good!\n\nThe icing might have been a bit too sweet for me, but the cake itself was sweet and light and and moist and delicious.  \n\nNow, I can see why people are so into them.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DKmUukETiMVidu548TE-zw", "date": "2010-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0KwzZy6vMAdG_zFE7nhdlw", "text": "I had Cupkates for the first time the other day, and they are scary good. They're $3 a cupcake, which I think is really reasonable for an afternoon snack! They're filling, the frosting is amazing, and the people helping us were really friendly. Ps: Definitely try the red velvet. Out of this world.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ou9Wi3eDQ2Ec_Rg8VHsk2A", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0lS0d5R5B3QgjUgrLd9QCw", "text": "Cupkates has really fluffy and luscious cupcakes, I tried their Red Velvet, Tiramisu and Key Lime ones and I was a fan of all of them. The cakes themselves were very light but the frosting was on the heavier side. I would've given it a 5 if not for its excessive frosting. \n\nBut I'm definitely going to go back and try their Salted Caramel and Double Chocolate cupcakes. A must-go for cupcake lovers!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7luYU3H6953WdEqBDvbIng", "date": "2011-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0sRyUvYqM_kwLtNYTsFWwA", "text": "I'm always sitting, waiting, wishing.... for the Cupkates truck to roll into downtown Berkeley. The first time I went, I bought 2 cupcakes, big mistake because I was feigning for them after I finished my smores one and gave the salter caramel one to a friend! The truck came back to Berkeley on Friday and this time I bought 6 cupcakes (Tiramisu, 2 Smores, Salted Caramel, Red Velvet, and Mexican Chocolate) to share with friends, but they're all gone now too! Next time I think I'll have to get 8 of them! \n\nPS. Cupkates, please come to Berkeley more often!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YM5Apb-nIkU3n5Hy67SUpQ", "date": "2011-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1a4uKCv4BW0PIhZGIzu-5g", "text": "They come by my office every Wednesday. They are baked fresh every day and they taste like it as well. They are way better than Sprinkles, Teacakes, Love at First Bite and all those other cupcake specialty stores. Trust me, I have tried them all and they are always dry, overly sweet and heavy. Cupkates is always moist, flavorful and fresh. My favorite is the s'mores cupcake but the lemon raspberry is a close second. I'm just bummed that she's usually sold out by most of her flavors when she arrives at our stop. I've added her on Facebook so that I always know where I can catch the truck on non-Wednesdays.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Ls4s_5_vKe_BgHsveyQOfg", "date": "2010-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1FVdssBTcvz7msMzu6UZ3A", "text": "I finally got around to grabbing one of Cupkate's cupcakes when I went to a local farmer's market!  \n\nI got the S'mores cupcake and loved it!!  Marshmallow frosting on top, chocolate cupcake in the middle, and a (surprising) graham cracker bottom!  Soo GOOD!  Moist and delicious!  I also thought the cupcake would be extremely sweet but it wasn't so!  I mean it was still sweet for any cupcake standards, just not tooth-achingly so.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "rENTsnq1RPwTlNNpzCD0Hw", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1FvEBdh9aFlPddeTSo28yA", "text": "Red velvet cupcakes has always been my favorite......until now. The Salted Caramel blew my mind and my taste buds. Just plain ridiculous on how good it is.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oYt4E9tnF9ALR3CiLMoBww", "date": "2011-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1-mH5qwDQGYpz7TUj_PN6A", "text": "The TWINKIE cupcakes rule!\n\nThanks Kate!!!!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jU8CYY8vwK3C-b868uMILw", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1mtXXF8yoAR9nTM6LG0HNQ", "text": "I finally caught them at Off the Grid at Panhandle one early evening and decided to get the Salted Caramel and Double Vanilla, both of which were outstanding! The buttercream frosting on both cakes were the French style, not cloying sweet, yet rich and fluffy. I just hate the dense, powdered sugar based frosting that many call \"buttercream\", which are always overly sweet, so I am always left wondering what type of buttercream they are using. Anyway, Cupkates' cakes are so buttery and moist that I can even eat them without the lovely frosting, but you really should enjoy them together. They have so many other interesting flavors like the S'mores and Tiramisu that I have to try next now that I am a big fan. I think Kara's Cupcakes has stiff competition these days.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JWavPnlU6hXsXulRR45nkA", "date": "2011-05-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1o-ef-M5v350c55mMyA3zQ", "text": "red velvet with cream cheese frosting. the best i've had.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MBo8ENCyEuW4me0ZPC0LDA", "date": "2011-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1sLjb5CYcYj0M2CHNsPohg", "text": "Tried four flavors (including Lemon Meringue Pie, Salted Caramel, Mexican Chocolate) at Off The Grid at Fort Mason on April 29th. Everything I tried was fantastic.\n\nMoist cake.\n\nIncredible frosting.\n\nFriendly, funny, helpful, patient staff.\n\nFind the truck and buy a box or three today!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LDRFmSf5jWhLyBtmOQSFsQ", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1v_cjWfvR_rc3rZF34kE8Q", "text": "Went back for my 2nd time today on Harrison and 19th in Oakland.  This time I decided I wanted to try something different.  I decided to get the Strawberry Swirl which is new and the Double Chocolate.  The Strawberry Swirl was my favorite of the 2 and weird thing is I'm a huge chocolate lover.  So that tells you a lot.  Of course I had to get a couple Red Velvet too, can't pass-up a chance to get those.\n\nAll of the cupcakes that I have tried so far have been so moist and tasty.  The frosting is light and not too sweet.  I said it once and I'll say it again, I think these are the best cupcakes I've ever tasted.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gw6lMW14z5eWBjpXSuLTXA", "date": "2010-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1vql_7-issVBZREep1AI3A", "text": "I am trying all the flavors and they are delish.  So far, the lemon meringue cupcake and the key lime are my favorites! \n\nI just wish they had a store that I could go to.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z4kHZSHNIJannxfPLi9BzA", "date": "2011-09-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1-xZUztTiA5DPvKOohAqdQ", "text": "I am a huge fan of Cupkates!  Really the best cupcake in the Bay Area.  I've had a lot, and they are always moist, fresh and delicious!  I come from Walnut Creek to Berkeley, just to get them on Sunday's.  Red Velvet is fantastic as well as salted caramel.\nWish they'd bring the truck closer to me, but thats ok I'd travel far and wide to get them!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LDb1Wm23SNx_0_Bgav_pyg", "date": "2011-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "28Dc7Pidh_dJ7HMHxq1GTg", "text": "This place is a party in your mouth every single bite. And yes everyone is invited. I've tried almost all of them and have to say red velvet and smores are my favorite. Didn't dig the lemon meringue(too much cream), but the other two: amazing.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NE139khM9eLaXESBxguA6Q", "date": "2011-04-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2SCj9CwfyWkKAEmIIrXQfg", "text": "I thought this was ok. I got a salted caramel cupcake for $3. \n\nThe cupcake itself wasn't that big but it had a lot (too much) buttercream icing on top. I enjoyed the cupcake but I've certainly had better and thought  the price was way too steep.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "jIUWK782-BFHkpBsSaNgZA", "date": "2010-06-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2UykD8sUGP0zIZgW54tTew", "text": "I have a sick love for cupcakes and will go just about anywhere for them. Thankfully, though, Cupkates comes to me. I'm a big fan of the red velvet, but I've had almost every kind on offer and they're all good. The only real drawback is that the cupcakes are so good, they frequently sell out!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UFJXNe7TykBo6tALKNNSPQ", "date": "2010-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3eYZVCSbu9o7u7d8daAGDw", "text": "(+) . Everything.  The cupcakes are really good! I've tried almost all the flavors here and it never disappointed me so far. I think my favorite part about the cupcake is the frosting because the cake is a little bit dry sometimes. It's moist enough but it can be better.  My favorite cupcakes are definitely the Tiramisu, Salted Caramel, and the Red Velvet. The frosting just melts in your mouth and you can definitely taste the buttery goodness. \n\n(-)  Too pricey for a small cupcake. Even though it's good, I wish it was cheaper or the cupcakes are bigger.  I had to control myself from eating the whole cupcake in two bites. I usually get two cupcakes and that's pretty filing for a decently expensive cost.  \n\nEven though it's a bit pricey, you should definitely try it at least once if you are a cupcake addict like me. I always end up coming back for more every time when I see the truck because it's too tempting!  I think they intentionally make it small so you never get enough of it.  Cupkates is the place where your wallet will be empty before you even know it.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5CGo-ezRwm6Hxm0x_oBjw", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3TOwukN4k2t9zAOS_foE6w", "text": "I meant to buy just one cupcake today... and then I walked away with 8. You can't go wrong with any of her fluffy little cakes!! Hard to pick a favorite, but if I have to narrow it down.. I love the Lemon Raspberry, Red Velvet, S'more, and Salted Caramel. Yum!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eTouDOnjHYyhdbFUft7TGg", "date": "2010-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3tRx8s8ZO6xTZDd1x4Q5hg", "text": "Saw their truck one friday and decided to give it a try.\n\nSpecial flavor was peppermint chocolate. It was delicious.  Then also tried Salted Caramel. That was really good too.\n\nIf I see this truck next time, I am standing in line!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kap-a51yfAh4HeJFlHMS7A", "date": "2011-12-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3yxTKKdQpdzcSQOeU4m6nA", "text": "so i left work to go across the street to walgreen's for some dessert and, lo and behold, there was a cupcake truck right there. OMG. i was hesitant about buying anything because i hadn't heard of them before but the guy in the truck was wearing a cal hat (go bears!) so i just had to get something (gotta support my fellow cal fans). i got the double vanilla bean and the s'mores. the vanilla bean was good. as a previous poster said, there was a little too much butter BUT it was still good. the smores was also good but i wish the topping was a little sweeter. overall, they were good cupcakes and i'd go again if they come back to this location. how can i say no when they're right across the street from my office??", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7f7OJSyniRaJIzgooQBUMA", "date": "2011-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "40j5TEffyz6wcm5BNVrFcg", "text": "Best cupcake I've ever tried...yes.\nWill there be a line....yes.\nShould you get there early before they sell out....yes.\ncan you have some of mine....NO!\nGet your own....yes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6wQNz4Cb8ROPkzM3AfHWug", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "43Mm95gWP5ajyqHUL2Z1Ow", "text": "My boyfriend and I were walking around Berkeley when we came across Off the Grid. The Cupkates mobile van was one of the food trucks there. We decided to indulge our sweet tooth. We ordered the double vanilla bean cupcake as well as the tiramisu cupcake. Both were very moist and delicious. My only downside was that for the price these cupcakes seemed  smaller then normal cupcake bakeries.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "-ZQknHztP6Kpf2DKtCF51w", "date": "2012-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "46nmpLPiNKV0I5H0KaAHwQ", "text": "I pass by Cupkates' food truck many times but I always tend to see red velvet on the menu. I figured paying $3 for a cupcake, I better be having foie gras flavor cupcake, kidding. Then one day, I saw salted caramel on the board and decided to line up and order one at the little window.\n\nI had salted caramel coffee before and loved it. So, I knew I was going to enjoy salted caramel cupcake but was hesitant to express the word \"love\"  because I'm not a chocolate lover and was afraid the cupcake will taste too sweet. \n\nI was so wrong. The cupcake was moist, so moist I had trouble picking up the cupcake. And the blend of sweetness is absolutely perfected between the caramel and chocolate. It's interesting tasting both saltiness and sweetness switch back and forth - quite an experience for your taste buds.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OoMdWGnlEQIgG3TUsgnOKA", "date": "2012-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4KQoxV7EI9OGwf0jslXBOw", "text": "Seriously... fights break out infront of this truck and its women talkin all the smack and throwin the slaps!\n\nI can do w/o the heavy butter cream on top. The cupkates stay moist throughout!!!\n\nNot much to say. The shits good. Wish I had a chance to taste the twankie cupkate!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pdVcVtgBeYiauqwC-lxthA", "date": "2010-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4ZzuWWzSDIVm07mrQxMK9g", "text": "I tried Cupkates for the first time today in North Berkeley.  I admit I was a little disappointed after getting pumped up from all the hype.  \n\nI tried red velvet and salted caramel.  While I enjoyed the salted caramel, the red velvet was good, but not amazing.  Love at First Bite has amazing red velvet cupcakes.  \n\nThe ladies in the truck are extremely friendly, but I think that the cupcakes are overpriced at $3 per cupcake, some specials even running at $4, the lines are too long, and the cupcakes are simply just above average :(\n\nSorry to disappoint, but I remain loyal to Love at First Bite.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "9GmuevI6TbHhyuW7YXSVXw", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5AB7EAPRGzjNzCHqHgGTVw", "text": "Best cupcake in the Bay Area. No matter what cupcake I try, I love it. The frosting is so delicious and airy and is particularly good on the Twinkie and lemon meringue cupcakes. It doesn't taste like i'm licking up softened butter with flavoring. \nThe cakes are never dry and the filling is always delicious. \n\nMy favorite is the tiramisu with the amazing little graham cracker crust on the bottom of the cake. I could eat like a thousand of those every day for the rest of my life. \n\nI had been withholding this review for a long time because I had heard so much about Kara's cupcakes being the best, but now that I have tried both, I can say that Cupkates is hands down the best. I'm in love. \n\nSee you on Fourth Street and/or at Off the Grid for my weekly cupcake!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YLTnP_xLGeEzTds8ElA30A", "date": "2012-04-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5rO5PvuwsrgC3-ENjiXDoA", "text": "Weird? Or Simply Creative.... \n\nI've never craved cupcakes as much as I have nowadays after having theirs! It's not like its addicting but its where when you suddenly craving the li'l cakes CupKates are the first to come to mind. \n\nThey have different flavors and occasionally will have the Special Ones as I like to call it.\n\nIts not super sweet, which I like (people who think they know me would think I'm addicted to sugar tho) and super fluff and moist unlike other bakeries. Weird? They are not but creative? Indefinite and I wouldn't have it any other way!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KS07FagMLFLZ7_qK2h7rKw", "date": "2011-01-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "66FRDdvgRmzw4S7vgXXnIg", "text": "If the salted caramel chocolate cupcake I had today is any indication of how delicious her other cupcakes are.. we have a winner! Moist, not overly sweet, and great flavor. I usually see the truck on 4th Street on weekends.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Et3W7DkdohCaKnzWFliyGg", "date": "2010-12-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6JE8A3J-iytMbw2dzRoCXQ", "text": "I am definitely a fan!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE CUPKATES!! \n\nYesterday, I surprised my daughter to Cupkates!  We went down to the Emeryville location. We were the third ones in line and I had a daughter as happy as can be when I told her we were going to get the best cupcakes ever.  It was my first time there too so I was really excited. As we waited Kate gave us a sample of a future delicacy the Madagascar... Looked like Creme Brulee, but awesome nonetheless. \n\nWe bought a dozen with S'mores, red velvet, salted caramel, and double chocolate. Once we got into the car it was on! My husband had the double chocolate, I had the s'more, and our daughter had the red velvet.  Heaven!!! \n\nWe're definitely coming back! The guy who was helping out was cool too. I asked him what his favorite was and he said double vanilla.  I'm just going to have to try it next time!! I am excited for the next visit! Whoo hoo!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HoXR7isZq34lfaMLkGSQkw", "date": "2010-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6_n92-swClS4yK9wDz64zg", "text": "I'm not a big fan of sweets but Cupkates takes the cake, pun most definitely intended. The salted caramel and red velvet cupcakes were so moist and sweet. A very nice, decadent dessert after a savory meal from food trucks. Next time I check out Cupkates, I'll be munching on Key Lime and S'mores flavored cupcakes. *drool*\n\n5 stars", "stars": 5, "user_id": "z-hwsFeY66kqMVTMCp9w-A", "date": "2010-09-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Qzd97X_6HFW-W0LZFoZOg", "text": "Thanks to my lovely friend Brigette for introducing me to Cupkates! The cupcake itself has a good moist texture, what I love about is the flavored frosting. ITS HEAVEN!!!!!!! I've tried the carrot, Tiramisu, s'more, red velvet and raspberry lemonde, O-M-G  delish!! Cupkates, you will make me simply gain 10 lbs in one seating. Lol you're amazing!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fpQXfZZC7WdgS7CMyOq73w", "date": "2011-03-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6Sc7-eR_kZe89ZBdU2AadQ", "text": "Oh my god -- these are the best cupcakes I have ever had.  And believe me, I have tried a lot of them.  I really love Kara's and was doubtful anything could be better, but I always try to have a open mind, so when I spotted the Cupkates truck on 4th Street in Berkeley this afternoon I went for it.  Dang!  I had no idea a cupcake could be so delicious.  (I got the chocolate with salted caramel icing).\n\nOne could be reconciled with being fat, if Cupkates was the reward.  Not that I am, but if Cupkates were more widely available, I might soon be.\n\nIf I had a hat, it would be off to you, Cupkates.  I don't know how you do it, but your cupcakes are a little bit of heaven.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cz03ipn50Hg7wtaIbAop4Q", "date": "2011-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "79iTccHhAFPHZ6UdCaCmsw", "text": "I love this cupcake truck!  The SMORES cupcake is so yummy!  The salted caramel is to die for!  The Strawberry was amazing!  The Salted caramel was also yummy.  Surprisingly, I was not too thrilled or dazzled with the red velvet.  I like my red velvet cupcakes to have more of a buttermilk chocolate flavor and cupskates lacks those flavors.  They are ok.  \n\nNow for my story that happened in March... \n\nMy two boys and I drove to the cupcake truck to pick up 2 dozen cupcakes for my grandfather's birthday.  The truck was there and I could see the cupcakes but they were not selling them.  One of the \"off the gird\" staff told me ... \"they will not be open for business today.\"  Of course, I asked why and he answered \"I am not at liberty to say.\"  Well, that's not good enough for a girl on a mission to bring cupcakes home.  So, I demanded to talk to someone who could explain to me the problem.  I could see the cupcakes ... just sitting in the window ...waiting for someone to take them home.  \n\nAfter Cupskates folk realized that I was so disappointed and my kids had long faces, Cupskates explained that the truck was broken and they were prohibited from selling the cupcakes.   Cupskates promised to fix the truck and return within an hour.  So we waited for them to return.  Cupskates promised that they would return. And, guess what ... they did!  They also hooked me up for the inconvenience.  Love this tuck!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2IhrANkVLGgotOiuH5XyIw", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7BtDHx1Yg0qmB5eGq_OiAQ", "text": "Hands down the best cupcakes I have ever tasted.\n\"So good that you need to eat it with a fork.\"\n\nI tried the tiramisu cupcake and the double vanilla bean. The frosting is really smooth, light, and full of flavor. The cupcakes are soft, and the tiramisu one had a moist inner center and a thicker cookie layered base. The vanilla bean had a grainier texture, and a genuine rich vanilla taste (other cupcakes use \"vanilla\" to mean default/white/non-flavor)\n\nNOTE: The elusive cupcake truck adds to the appeal of the cupcakes, so if you happen to catch the truck, you may not have a second chance to buy your cupcake!\n\nThe people running Cupkates are really friendly and nice. The guy handing out the cupcakes is very smiley and likes to chat with the customers.\nNOTE: They DO accept credit cards!\n\nWILL I come back: If I can find the truck\nWHEN will I come back: When I find the truck\nWHAT will I do differently: Try the salted caramel", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w5fSUbTL5n8BBqPwCQA70g", "date": "2011-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "7dFRl_JW0vmCiY3jhaJjIg", "text": "I finally managed to track this little truck down! I've been looking for it for over 2 years! Whew! \n\nCupkates both exceeded and underperformed my expectations. I was very surprised about how dense, soft, and almost gooey the cake part of the cupcakes are from Cupkates. Almost like a brownie! Yet, I wasn't too thrill on the frosting. It was very simple, in fact, almost sloppy. My Salted Carmel had sea salt only on 1/4 of the cupcake so it made the cake very unimpressive until I actually reached the salted part of the frosting. After trying Republic of Cake in Orinda, I expected something more unique. The two flavors I tried, S'more and Salted Carmel, were good, just not as mind blowing as I expected. \n\nOverall, I will come back, but with fierce competition from other cupcake shacks like Teacake, Cupcake Cove, and Republic of Cake, Cupkates tends to fall on the latter half of my \"Holy Cupcakes Batman!\" list. Don't get me wrong, I'm still a fan--partially bc I'm fattie. Sometimes it's nice to keep things simple, and that's exactly what Cupkates strives for and succeeds in mass producing.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3g_vgaCNlvR5uKmUkSz8Rw", "date": "2011-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8B3_ZKhs0UcmY50PFy2x-Q", "text": "\"Meh, I've experienced better. \"\n\nThat truly does sum it up. There used to be a really nice guy running this truck. Since I work on Fourth St., he would give me a free cupcake with the purchase of at least one cupcake. Now they have a bunch of girls running it and they won't do that for us. They're also not as nice as the guy used to be. \n\nThe frosting tastes weird. The texture is really off - almost gelatinous. NOT how frosting should taste. The cake is usually too moist but I do like it. The two of them do not combine well IMO.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "eyNt2VGfFUdQ7D28j7d7iQ", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8mdxl4ecxrdug_yhmO3uhQ", "text": "Very tasty, price is right. The vendor's habit of telling you how popular your cupcake choice is (this is my 3rd most popular cupcake!) is annoying. How shallow! Let's judge cupcakes by what's in their hearts.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "M8ZleqEPZWfxWXxZR0lJ2Q", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8Oti4Rw9UtgZSzUiDW-45Q", "text": "a solid red velvet. moist and yumtastic.\n\n i also accidentally took a bite of a salted caramel cupcake which i had to spit out because it had buttercream and that stuff is like eating straight crisco. i really don't understand how anybody in their right mind could like buttercream.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3G9Jkn7hKc8fmbdK8_lC8g", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8SOt0K-sn7uTjw8tvnipxA", "text": "Just ran into them today for the first time ever.  Hardest part was choosing which cupcake to buy.  I settled on the salted caramel and the red velvet.  I don't know what these Yelpers are sayin about no flavor... I surely did not have that experience.  These puppies were devoured in no time flat.  Good thing they are not in my usual stomping grounds.  I'm chubby enough.....", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rQlp7Iruvc4JGDN7ny3IFA", "date": "2011-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8YkP_XY6GJm4NlelWhJOoA", "text": "I really, really wanted to like the cupcakes from this cute roach-coach.  The young lady in the coach was super friendly with a great smile.  I was all set to love the CupKates.  That was until I accidentally touched the frosting on my red-velvet and noticed it was goopy, and not in a good way.  I'm used to rich, creamy, velvety smooth frosting like on Miette cupcakes.  I put aside my reservations and decided to bite into the cupcake and give it a try.  It was aaiigght, like your basic store bought cupcake.  No real flavor, just sweet.  I certainly wont brave the Off the Grid crowd just for a CupKate.  Even my boyfriend who only eats because he has to, said CupKate was eh, okay (he had the double chocolate).  His comment was \"Miette is still way better\".  And he's right.  Today I'll be trying out Love at First Bite Bakery - heard they have good cupcakes.  Wish me luck!!  :D", "stars": 2, "user_id": "5pRC4VJ1njwUkCCB2Rk-XQ", "date": "2012-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "93OzjXys6kgnZOYXC41xxQ", "text": "I want to give them a 5 star for the awesome tastiness of their red velvet cupcakes, but a few customer service errors took away from my experience with these folks. \n\nI've only heard of Cupkates through my friends, so I was really excited to see one near the corner of my office. They recommended me the following two cupcakes:\n\nRed Velvet Cupcake\nCaramel Salted Cupcake\n\nThe Red Velvet cupcake was absolutely a bomb. I was nodding my head at how good it was as soon as it entered my mouth. The base cake was moist and sweetened just right to complement the sweeter tangy topping that was provided with it. At $3.00 a piece, it was pretty worth it if your into sweets.\n\nI can't exactly say the same for the salted caramel cupcake. Although the chocolate cake was moist, I didn't really like caramel topping that was paired with it. It may be my own personal preference, but I found myself eating the base with the filling from the Red Velvet Cupcake.\n\nI knocked off a star because of how they packaged my cupcakes. They put your cupcakes in a nice 4 by 4 inches box. However, if you only order two items, you're left without a cupcake holder. By the time I walked to my car, I found one of my cakes knocked over with its filling bleeding over the entire box. It was like a murder scene. My cupcake just died. The cashier gave no warning as to handle the box carefully. This would really suck if you were bringing these cupcakes for a special girl. \n\nOtherwise, on the product alone, the cupcakes were awesome. They had a variety of flavors you can try. Make sure to give it a shot.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NvMsJoUBH65A6Jk8VzBdbA", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9CwQ3frrM-oLNC54bpV65A", "text": "So after trying Icing on the Cake at Los Gatos, I had to write an update. I still LOVE cupkates, don't get me wrong, but I think Icing on the Cake has a more not-as-sugary flavor, just the way I like it. But honestly, I would never pass up on opportunity to get a Cupkates cupcake when they're in the area.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "V3eC8uB3uu9nuWw6XIK0ng", "date": "2011-11-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9NqcxXe1fxC2OHr701igLA", "text": "Serendipity!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "0LM6g2XbNHGuKQdZjdqvMw", "date": "2009-12-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "9pLijRiDMNzpjweAwO2VNg", "text": "The cupcakes are okay. What I dont like is their frosting. It's rather greasy and light and it's not solid enough. It's very much like eating sweeten butter.  You have to hold the box very carefully or else the whole chunk of  frosting would fall off from the cake.It's kinda messy.\n\nThe Red velvet is good though.The frosting of red velvet doesn't taste like what I mention above. If you want to try,get the red velvet!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NPGFAjB2lqhP7vs1g2CcOg", "date": "2010-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A1n8vwUaJz40aYfPyf8Zmg", "text": "Congratulations Cupkates! Your cupcakes were so incredible I decided to make you the subject of my first yelp review ever! :) I had a red velvet at Off the Grid tonight and a spicy mexican chocolate later on - OH.MY.GOODNESS. They tasted so FRESH and were rich, moist, full of flavor - truly excellent. Well done and I will be back!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ICp8qnqzfpVNCohPt_pQ2A", "date": "2011-04-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "a9hEskS-cUgWVy_ttw98jw", "text": "This is hands down the best cupcake I've ever tasted. I was in love at first bite.  Normally, I would scrape the frosting off my cupcakes since frosting tends to be too sweet and thick.  This frosting is light and fluffy, just the perfect amount of sweetness and the cake is so moist. \n\nI haven't tried them all but the Red Velvet and Salted Caramel are delicious! I'll usually split a few different flavors with others so I get a bit of everything. \n\nI'll be back soon for more...save me a spot in line.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MEvIFUnUtQbythmc_mE3Aw", "date": "2010-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ABpFLy_25Hcvo5guu3yp9w", "text": "The Cupkates truck is a sight I miss seeing by the Berkeley campus, but I'm probably better off without these convenient treats!  My favorites were the moist red velvet cupcakes (it was always a competition to get the last one of these in the afternoon) and the odd salted caramel.  The big weird buttery cream dollop on top of each cupcake is what sets these apart from other cake-eating experiences.  Once you've licked that off, well, it's just a piece of cake.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "twJdwtmhhvJYBgMOFOQjbw", "date": "2011-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aCwFhTdUb0F_TKlUXEU6qQ", "text": "My life has changed. The minute I tried my first bite of salted caramel, I knew there was no going back! This mobile cupcake bakery parks by my work in Oakland once a week. I heard about it through some coworkers, but I was skeptical, bc everyone makes cupcakes now. \n\nBut the cupcakes are so moist and the frosting, just right. It is an after lunch dessert and I have to say I am hooked! Try tiramisu if you are a fan of the dessert, but my first recommendation is the salted caramel if you are into the salty sweet combo.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mz5hO_lW-qW89VJMY_OTqQ", "date": "2011-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AHqb2ZC4TJeyugRQsOqskw", "text": "The first time I had the Tiramisu cupcakes from CUPKATES...OMG..let me tell you...it was soooo GOOD.  I only wanted to eat half and save the other half for later, but I couldn't stop.  I don't normally like the frosting on cakes or cupcakes because it's too sweet for my taste, but not the ones from Cupkates.  I can't wait til lunch time because I'm going to stop by to get some red velvet and salted carmel.  I've been craving for the cupcakes all week.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jo_Wmqk8Kel3hb6yjyyjJw", "date": "2011-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "A_tq1TGe7Hnuk2B2RdBAfg", "text": "so there were things i really liked and some things that weren't so great.  we got the salted caramel and the chocolate peanut btuter cupcakes.  the cake was delicious - moist, fluffy, and very chocolaty but not overwhelmening.  the salted caramel frosting was not particularly flavorful and actually just kind of tasted like sugar.  the peanut butter frosting was great, though.  my biggest complaint was the ratio of cupcake to frosting...there was WAY too much frosting for an average sized cupcake.\n\nservice was friendly.  i want to try the tiramisu next time (they were out last time).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "UfRm6t31UuCJ8u50Sc24VQ", "date": "2012-02-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aUGP41KdnwC_9fb_unshRA", "text": "So damn good. Most recently I had the salted caramel, but all of their flavors are great! They are in Emeryville most Tuesdays, and I actually try to avoid the area because if I walk by Cupkates, I just cannot resist!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0VXXvZHUj3BlwWXrpnz6cg", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "AVXLAGfUoaDvZ1ST7SYXVg", "text": "I really want to LOVE and 5-Star Cupkates...for the concept, for the name, for their creativity with the menu and for my appreciation of cupcakes, BUT I've given it 3 chances and tried 3 different cupcakes (Salted Caramel, Strawberry Rhubarb & Mango) and all three times the frosting has disappointed me.  It's been overpoweringly buttery in my opinion...and I am a lover of butter.  But not atop my cupcake.  That's my only complaint.  The frosting.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "cktkV2Vhmko0zP0PJrCXOw", "date": "2012-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ayL3te9UFrEr9Wtu_joJqw", "text": "These are the most amazing and delicious cupcakes I have ever tasted! The truck is so cute and Kate herself is extremely nice!  I will definitely be following the Cupkates truck around every time I am in the area.  You will not regret making a visit for sweet treat or two!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "74ZVeSC8JX9JI7SdH6PETw", "date": "2009-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "b9vboUdW3f5UCp9uRkORiQ", "text": "Okay so I tried cupkates for the first time two weeks ago!! to be honest I wasn't to impressed with the flavors I chose, the Red Velvet was the best out of their most popular \"Salted caramel\", vanilla, or chocolate peanut butter.  Speaking of the chocolate/peanutbutter.  If your expecting the \"reeses flavor\" your not gonna get it, your gonna get a spoonful of Jiff, tastes exactly like peanut out the jar, not a bad thing if that's what you like, I myself prefer reeses flavor.  So I went again today because I really love cupcakes and I wanted to try a different flavor.  So I got the smores and GOT DAMN THAT CUPCAKE IS THE BOMB, marshmellow icing, with a chocolate cake with real ghram cracker peices at the bottom.  IF YOU EVER VISIT HER GET THE SMORES.  i am also excited because their flavor of the day is chocolate peppermint which is another one of my favorite flavor combo's.  havn't ate those yet I will update my review after lunch!!! b OKAY SO IM HERE TO UPDATE MY REVIEW.  SO NO BIGGIE THAT I DON'T PREFER THE FLAVORS I MENTIONED AT THE TOP, HOWEVER KATE HAS A MILLION OTHER FLAVORS THAT ARE BOMB! LEMON MERIANGE, KEYLIME PIE(YET TO TASTE) HER VANILLA IS BOMB! WORTH EVERYBIT OF THE $3.00! I HEART CUPKATES CHANGING MY RATING TO A 5 STAR!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1P-hlUzQ5p5RSHQ0ZkbHLA", "date": "2011-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "baXXPetQZkVd1jpqFDlT4A", "text": "S'mores cupcake with toasted marshmallow topping, chocolate cake and graham cracker crust. Yum!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pIVoBJDW9F2sak5VunmFrg", "date": "2011-11-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Bfwa9RCg6VDtsJhsn32mA", "text": "Saw them at off the grid and got a tiramisu and red velvet. \nThe red velvet was alright but the tiramisu was amazing! It tasted just like tiramisu and it wasn't overly sweet and the frosting was nice and light, so was the cake. Just writing this review is making crave another one!\n\nCan't wait to find them again and try the smores!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "2pSz4JN_HvOC9U8OtfVD5w", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-bjP92mRXrqTXhbjuRWPug", "text": "Oh yeah! Went to 4th street in Berkeley just to rendezvous with this cake truck.  I left my house in Oakland at 12:30PM and by the time I parked and got in line, they were already out of 3 of the 6 flavors (good-bye lemon, double-vanilla, and smores).  I knew that the double chocolate was next to go.  Sure enough, the guy in front of me bought the last few.\n\nI walked away with one red velvet and one twinkie.  Somehow I managed to keep them in their box until after dinner.  I need to try the double vanilla and double chocolate next!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6bfcLLL35DpsxAxxk5ZNAQ", "date": "2010-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bkeJOCtOrSEurbNg4EHYqg", "text": "I was out here on a Friday for Off the Grid at Civic Center and I brought my lunch. My friends convinced me that I should come out and I ended up buying the Tiramisu cupcake and it was good. \n\nThe breakdown: The cake was moist, the frosting was fluffy, and the graham cracker crust reminds me of the bottom layer of a cheesecake. $3 a cupcake isn't bad. Would come back again if they came around again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "A1fZP8vgbXjNcCJ2pAzQDg", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BLbCbm_oCgW-7-b0PUoF0g", "text": "Kate's is pretty great.  I've visited her truck in downtown Oakland and Berkeley and had fantastic experiences both times.  The chocolate ($2.75) is rich and not too sweet.  The salted caramel ($3) is indeed salty, with fatty salt granules on top of luscious caramel frosting, topping a chocolate cupcake.  There is also a generous amount of frosting on each cupcake.  I'll only give 4 stars because, for the size of the cupcake, I wouldn't mind them being cheaper - maybe at $2.50.  But the price hasn't stopped me yet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mWbuLfmWPjR40p0sB8DP_Q", "date": "2010-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bo1dKNX7Etgq7fRIiqD7sQ", "text": "I finally got to try the tiramisu cupcake!!!! \n\nTiramisu Cupcake. YUMMY! I love tiramisu! It's one of my favorite types of cake ever, so I loved how they were able to put everything I like about tiramisu into a little cupcake, even up to the coffee liquor. I definitely liked how light the frosting was, I think it was just like sweetened whipped cream since I hate heavy and overly sweet frostings.\n\nSee photos of food, http://potbellypanda.tumblr.com", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dHLL7SVGJw5uM6IEp_wb4Q", "date": "2010-10-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bP0Qtwi04x_1hV4n2gFCIQ", "text": "Not much of a cupkate eater but it is the best I have eva had.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZjHYf5ExEFjEFJf0cfvd5w", "date": "2010-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bUkQQVphHgRGX6vnTLk8-g", "text": "AHmazing! I've never been to a cupcake truck before, though, my co-workers have shared their treasures from fellow trucks. I had the salted caramel and my husband had the smores cupcake! They were so moist and the frosting was just delectable! I couldn't stop eating the frosting even if I wanted to. The smores one had a graham cracker in the bottom and the marshmallow had been torched YUMMY! I can't have cupcakes each week, Every Wednesday they will be there but I will definitely stay tuned!  I LOVE gourmet cupcakes =-)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8uYIfeoX7fYdbmrEWOcO-g", "date": "2012-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "buVshhgsekAWwK6Hft3a9A", "text": "Cupcakes here are really good. I got a Vanilla Bean one and liked it a lot. It was quite rich. I also got some cupcakes for my coworkers and they enjoyed them as well.  \n\nMinus one star because the guy selling them could have been a little bit nicer.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OdF7LuLBZ62n4dB3ZC94eg", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C1mkibMdhLDJ19MOXJa2kA", "text": "One of my absolute favorite places to get a cupcake.\n\nThis truck has a tendency to come by the UC campus on Tuesday/Thursday, parked right on Durant Avenue between Telegraph.\n\nTheir RED VELVET is absolutely amazing.  It's moist, yet has a slight crunch to its top layer.  Frosting in general is too much, but the cake itself is so delicious.\n\nI decided to explore their other options, DOUBLE VANILLA. OMG this cupcake is to die for.  Like I said early, I dont like frosting.  But this frosting was so creamy, rich and light at the same time.  You can see the crushed vanilla beans in the frosting.  Similar to the RED VELVET, their cakes are always moist.\n\nSometimes I dont consume the cupcake immediately, but these cupcakes LAST.  They're just as good the next day, and they dont lose their freshness.\n\nI wish they made Carrot Cupcake. hmmm, that would be awesome!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IOhVIAjtdGo3NZ75_fF4Qw", "date": "2010-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "C9jfrG_dTCH0CyCk2eJaEw", "text": "I managed to be first in line for my first try with Cupkates.  Happily I waited until the truck window was opened by very friendly staffers.  I ordered 2 of everything just so we could double test.  I don't think it's fair to judge sweets by one taste  and it prolongs the joy of the whole thing!\nAnyway, I bought the Key Lime, Salted Caramel, Tiramisu and S'mores.\nWe decided to be a little more cautious and split two cupcakes, each trying a piece.  What a heavnly surpirse the Key Lime was!  As well as the Tiramisu and S'mores!.  I am on a low salt diet so the Caramel was a tad bit too salty for me, but it was still very, very good and anyone who can eat normal amounts of salt should enjoy this cupcake fully as well.\nThe cupcakes are $3.  It is a special treat.  I wouldn't recomend sending your kids to school with these in their lunches.  Just too expensive to do that.  But if you're out and about in Berkeley on a Sunday afternoon, down on 4th street and you feel like being good to yourself out in public, Cupkates fits the bill.   Yes, I would recommend them to my friends and I will be back.  The food is honest, homemade quality that is so much better than what mom use to make.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TyUa-VJm0BHvQoY8Kq3CLA", "date": "2011-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CDAl0i85C2hai_kTwOTdxQ", "text": "Update: She has Lemon Raspberry and Pumpkin Spice at the moment, which are tremendous.  Her \"blue velvet\" for Cal game days are also fun and yummy.\n\nKate rocks.  The End.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "v2Eh14ZMuGhLkxf9Sd3PJg", "date": "2009-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ce9hYOCHkiW2FQ29o_PIBA", "text": "I don't think I've ever been blown away by a cupcake before.  There's a first for everything though right?  I kind of wish I never tasted their cupcakes so that I don't have to think about it when I'm craving sweets.\n\nI ordered the salted caramel.  My two friends had a tiramisu and a red velvet.  At first, I was reluctant to try the salted caramel.  I usually avoid anything caramel because they're almost always too sweet for my palate.  But I decided to trust the vendor that day.  Needless to say, I was impressed by the perfect blend of sweet and salty.  The frosting was topped with sprinkles of sea salt that added that crunch to every bite of the cupcake.  The tiramisu also had a striking feature... a ladyfinger crust lined the bottom, similar to what you would find in a regular tiramisu!  All the cupcakes were moist and delectable.\n\nNow I find myself checking Cupkates' website to see where their truck locations will be for the week.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PGNirq3f1qNq3Mvyc_xDVQ", "date": "2012-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CFmK_l5DBwwxmKDBUBY2bg", "text": "Sweet, divine, moist, beautiful, velvety, delectable, heavenly... I literally floated back to work with a big smile on my face.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6uTkiFbNbkG7Vekqz4Rj6Q", "date": "2011-10-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "CFtChmAaDscE0nd2aBVZEg", "text": "I had the salted caramel cupcake from this truck. I was just working near this truck for a couple of weeks only, but people at the office were talking about a cupcake truck. A cupcake truck? I have never seen one before.\n\nSomeone bought this cake for me. This cake had a buttermilk frosting. It was perfect. Not too sweet, but very creamy. On top of the frosting were drizzles of caramel and a couple of flakes of salt. \n\nI only took one star away because the cake itself was too moist for my tasting.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7TkpoLPokE0Z5BNuGPD0sw", "date": "2012-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cg1mdBew0Qy8cLu_qCSnuQ", "text": "The special day arrived when Cupkates was in my 'hood.  Oh. My. Heck.  The flavors for the day: salted caramel, vanilla chocolate, lemon raspberry, s'mores, red velvet, caramel banana, twinkie, double chocolate and double vanilla.\n\nThe hubs and I each picked one and we shared.  Mine: salted caramel, His: lemon raspberry.  Both were divine.  While I'm a devoted lover of chocolate, the deliciousness of the lemon raspberry was EVEN BETTER than chocolate.  The lemon cake was fluffy, light, faintly sweet and completely lemony.  The raspberry icing took the cake (pun intended).  A rich, pink cloud atop the cupcake that tasted like a creamy interpretation of fresh raspberry preserves. \n\nThis is not to say the salted chocolate cupcake was anything short of delicious.  The chocolate cake was moist, rich and so good I wanted to lick the wrapper to get every last bit.  The caramel icing had the rich warmth of toasted caramel that I enjoy (definitely NOT the overly sweet trash that burns the back of the throat).  Topped with flecks of sea salt, the cupcake was perfect.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ULXdi2mMmSgnUKGaa8wB-g", "date": "2010-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "d3XZNT0uuAZH58Fcg87hfA", "text": "Decided to hit up this adorable truck on 4th St in Berkeley this last weekend. \n\nTiramisu- YEAH!\nSalted Caramel- WOW!\nS'Mores- OMFG!!!!!!!\n\nThe cake was very moist, rich in flavor. The attention to detail (ex. rock salt on the salted caramel frosting) was amazing. But what really blew me away was when you take a bite you think, oh that's nice and then BAM I mean BAAMMMM the flavors explode!!! So freaking good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2BfSORy_WdC_kJoaP3MCQg", "date": "2012-09-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "da3qRPFmxFgNTq4O8rqUog", "text": "Honestly, Cupkates's tiramisu cupcake is the best cupcake I've ever eaten - yes, EVER.  And I've eaten a lot of cupcakes. \n\nThe cake is perfect; it's not too heavy (take a note, Sprinkles), and it's not at all dry.  Similarly, the frosting is stellar.  I know there are frosting people out there - you know, those of you who are ordering shots of frosting and such at these places.  I happen to dislike most frostings, but I seriously could've had a cup of this frosting by itself.  \n\nWords cannot do this cupcake justice.  Find the truck (we caught it on Shattuck last Wednesday afternoon), and get crazy.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8UCi6jVYSptOA-kh4DD-7g", "date": "2011-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dCBAiMo0KLEl55ECvcIK3Q", "text": "I've been looking for some competition for my usual cupcake spot and here we go!\nThe red velvet... the icing.. the CAKE.. the goodness! Their red velvet is delicious!! I always make sure I walk away with one if I go to Off The Grid. The icing is light yet sweet and not overpowering. The cake portion isn't dull at all. Rich in flavor and makes my taste buds happy :)\nThe tiramisu cupcake wasn't my thing, but I am looking forward to coming back here and trying the rest of the flavors!\nGreat, friendly service! Really take in their customers' needs and I appreciate that.\n\n5 stars because that red velvet cupcake is a Disneyland electrical parade in my mouth and the service is on point.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "G3YHZRyCaFoRV86TnQnRRw", "date": "2011-09-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DCQLcgYW6fk_pWCy2SDNcA", "text": "The first time I had the s'mores cupcake, I was disappointed. Too rich and the cake not moist enough.\n\nThe second time--I decided to give them one more chance--I was HOOKED! The Salted Caramel cupcakes are De-li-cious, making me wish I had gotten another one, but the long lines on Fourth Street (in Berkeley), where the truck was parked, deterred me. My friend almost had an orgasm licking and nibbling on the delicate, extremely moist cake, excited by the salty-and-sweet combo of the generous dollop of cream on top, doused with salty caramel. \n\nSign up on Twitter and/or Facebook to find out where the Cupkates truck will be when you're hankering for delicious cupcakes. \n\nNext time, I plan to buy these flavors: Twinkie,  Lemon Raspberry, and Red Velvet.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dAHtP1CvHUxv5_E8MvpVNw", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Dmt8WwhCLo_57EqD1qSAA", "text": "It's a cupcake. It's good. It's $3. I recognize her fans...all good, but there was nothing 'amazing'.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "oGc--z324Eu2VbXMRNvsmA", "date": "2010-12-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dOQCN2xhxZSKxu_fiJH5JA", "text": "mmmm! it's so good that after I ate the cupcake, I scraped the liner paper with my teeth and licked the frosting on the bag...and geez, this was at work in my cubicle, hopefully nobody was looking but I didn't care cuz it was that tasty! 'nuff said.\n\nI've tried the twinkie, strawberry swirl and s'more flavors. My favorite is the twinkie so far. It just might be that I am partial to yellow cake. I thought the strawberry swirl was too cream cheesy and the s'more wasn't all that special. \n\nKnocked them off 1 star since it is a bit pricey at $3 for a pretty small cupcake. But to be fair, this seems to be the going rate for a gourmet cupcake like Kara's or Sprinkles. So relatively speaking, it's a comparable price. I guess I just expected a slight price cut since there should be less overhead operating out of a truck.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "md60g5cIOAdEwx8CqY3_9A", "date": "2010-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "DOzyn6ZrQAFpVnHv2gcccw", "text": "i'm not to big on sweets, but the smores cupcake is awesome! yes, i said awesome!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vjiGqt61foNJPHPVGDfouw", "date": "2010-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dQgS0cfaN4mJpruEyIAx7Q", "text": "Great Kates, and a very smart delivery system! Thanks for bringing Cupkates to our neighborhood.\nRed Velvet!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3_QvTWWvaLdhyhQq_E1g7g", "date": "2010-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dU8KNNnTt9oPLhGQALpfbA", "text": "Best Cupcakes! Tiramisu, Red Velvet, Key Lime Pie they are ALL good. I make a good cupcake but don't always have the time. These recipes are inventive and tasty, sweet but not too sweet.\n\nI tried another cupcake place on Filmore the other night and was sadly disappointed. The place was nothing compared to Cupkates! I won't stray again! THIS IS THE PLACE!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "i4SSwdji4vGrmKKw_eGR0A", "date": "2012-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "dVLVwSpQCqkCZXl1hhDG2A", "text": "Sometimes a little hard to locate.  Sometimes a long line.  Sometimes sold out.  Moist cupcakes.  Tiramasu cupcake was very good.  Needs to be refrigerated or eaten asap.  Red Velvet is \"ok\".  The salted caramel was disappointing.  I wanted more salt and more caramel.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YV8JhYGuyPkaLDHIY1C1rg", "date": "2010-10-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e6c8D1dDdXMCOj1-jGnZgQ", "text": "I'm a super fan of cupcakes and have tried cupcake shops up and down CA.  Cupkates ranks as one of the top.  The Salted Caramel, S'mores, and Red Velvet are my favorites.  Nothing compares to Sibby's though, she still makes 'em the best.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WRZy4D8NquSUEBkqOJzMDQ", "date": "2010-12-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ED_uf9esCTwMSxGpjSxAdQ", "text": "1 star for the service\n2nd star for the flavors \n3rd star for the decent price\n\nI've tried the salted caramel, key lime pie, Guinness chocolate, smores, and red velvet cupcakes, and the best one is the Guinness chocolate and salted caramel. I was hoping after chasing down this cupcake truck that they were goin to be blow my face off good, but sadly they just fixed my cupcake craving. I really liked the Guinness because it was super moist and not too sweet, and not over topped with frosting.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "yCWkmNv-eSEji90IkRpWJA", "date": "2011-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "e_duq1nbcGE92K1TeUc-sA", "text": "Creamy frosting.....moist cake.....mmmmm.  Wish they served milk cartons too :/", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ww0UBHkI-XJ9_1oIdv6Uyw", "date": "2011-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eGAM7xOEt6KeXol6D-P9ag", "text": "I have a weakness for red velvet cupcakes, and these are one of the best around!  Super moist and rich with the perfect hint of chocolate, while the cream cheese frosting is light and tangy.  DELISH!\n\nHowever, I would not recommend the s'mores cupcake.  It tasted bitter and oily, while the marshmallow frosting was overly sweet.  \n\n**For my full review on foodtrucks around SF, visit my blog link under my profile. Enjoy!**", "stars": 4, "user_id": "avxD6r3_MquP6xBbiaUHNw", "date": "2011-04-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ePHfCy4b68vMSEsqEi8wFA", "text": "So I finally tried their cupcakes and I gotta say this is the best damn cupcake ever! These treats are surprisingly moist and not dry like most cupcakes.  It's definitely a preference thing but if you like sweet moist cake, then you'll definitely love this place.  I love the variety they have and they have monthly specials too so you'll always be coming back for more.  So far my fave is the salted caramel, tiramisu & chocolate peppermint (Dec only)...looking forward to trying their January flavor, Banana Cream Pie.  Since they're food trucks, you can follow them on twitter or check out their website for updates/locations.  Also, the best part they're totally affordable! Each cupcake is $3 which is the perfect price for the perfect afternoon snack ;-)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F9w_RRll67zKRHvWh3PPMQ", "date": "2012-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EPHLqwI190dQVk80KnCV8w", "text": "What a cute idea for selling cupcakes - via a roaming mobile truck. My favorites are red velvet, key lime pie.  I'm glad they come to a neighborhood near me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v7ij2q5oJv0qBmCqoNqMiw", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eR42GEjpnwqZzhPUeTVtfw", "text": "These are the absolute best cupcakes.  The flavors are amazing, the cake is always moist, and the frosting is delicious.  These treats are well worth the lines....and show up early so you can try all of the best flavors!\n\nCarmel Apple, Septembers flavor, is phenomenal.  I wish they would make them year round.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9hfm5Hi_0PiamXxyo0tDyQ", "date": "2012-09-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "EST0ZSkm13Pu03IFWYSOxA", "text": "I finally was able to try Kates cupcakes...and WOW! My hubby  surprised me with four cupcakes, two red velvet, a s'mores, and a twinkie cupcake. \n\nThey are so cute, the cake is deliciously moist. The frosting, is so light and airy and absolutely delicious. I could see specks of real vanilla bean in the cake. You can tell she uses high quality ingredients. \n\nMy favorite was the twinkie, it tasted better then a twinkie...it was just delicious. I just wish she could come down a little bit, like Hayward/San Leandro area!\n\nThank you Kate for sharing your wonderful gift of baking with all of us, i look forward to trying many more :o)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HtvCanVKlvBxblg1kGIbMQ", "date": "2010-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FAhXR0XjtX6Typod-tRsfA", "text": "Yum!  I had an old coworker who brought me Cupkates from the Richmond Farmer's Market (Wednesday night).  He brought in four cupcakes that I was to share among coworkers: tiramisu, red velvet, s'mores, and strawberry rhubarb (seasonal).  I decided to be the adventurous one and go for the strawberry rhubarb.  It looked a little oily-moist, but it was delicious!  I sort of surprised myself as I tend to try classics from a place before branching out for their more adventurous or seasonal tastes.  Nevertheless, it was very good.\n\nSide note: I was told to eat the cupcake within 24 hours before the butter in the buttercream went bad.  Be mindful of this as you purchase.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OoND3zlU8KhVuPSE7N6gmw", "date": "2011-07-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FbL-Jnh1sjSm2B-XEHj2NQ", "text": "Yes, please!\n\nI've tried the pumpkin spice and red velvet and am raring to try the s'more and chocolate.  I will catch her again one of these days...\n\nHer red velvet may the best I've ever had (thus far).  And I've had a lot. ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WYoy-T0VGq9g2UILqrLc-A", "date": "2009-11-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fc_jGuJleWiAdFT3WYa59Q", "text": "Salted Caramel Crack.\n\nI'd review the other flavors but I'm too Pookie-ish when it comes to the Salted Caramel and I can't order anything else.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kmhG4VLtJH0vaiA1U3fxnw", "date": "2011-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FfgwCV9ufGRQgBFFs_qyow", "text": "Across the street on Beale Street someone was selling in a white truck, cupcakes valued at 3.00 per cake.\n\nMy buddy Richard and I ordered\nRed Velvet\n2 Salted caramel Cupcakes\n\nCakes are moist, tender and not dry\nFrosting is light, not overly sweet\nThe best thing is the cupcake is not cloyingly sweet.\n\nWe will be back. The people in my office ran to get their cupcakes. We started a trend.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qXTZ2Ffu-Esa3I3F7u9HrA", "date": "2011-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FGX_0KJB1tI61lDMcD_1Ow", "text": "i get super happy whenever i see a cupkates truck around, whether it's at an off the grid event or while i'm randomly walking around in berkeley (this happens less often, but still). how can you not?! \n\ni've had several flavors at cupkates, but my favorite is the salted caramel. one, i tend to love anything salted caramel. two, the cake is super moist and there is a little bit of caramel drizzled on top with little chunks of salt in them to add just the right balance of sweet and salty. total deliciousness!\n\ni also like the tiramisu (tastes just like the real thing!!!) and the red velvet (yum!).\n\ni love that the cake part in the cupcakes here are moist and fluffy, and not muffin-like as some cupcakes tend to be. and i LOVE the frosting - it's light, buttery and has JUST the right amount of sweetness - i don't feel like i'm eating a whole carton of sugar like the frosting of SOME places.\n\ndefinitely get a cupcake if you see them around!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JZMPR_463Jk-Y-eg79m4uA", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FHBlcKCSFzn6E4ie41khYA", "text": "Cupcakes on wheels!  YAY!  We grabbed half a dozen, and were in-the-know enough to arrive early and get in the already-ridiculous line.  These things are no joke!  Watch out for snarky soccer moms wanting to buy the place out for their 4-year-olds.  We got red velvet, salted caramel, s'mores, twinkie, double chocolate, and double vanilla.  My favorites turned out to be the s'mores, salted caramel and red velvet.  So hard to choose one.  I can handle paying $3 for a cupcake, standing in line, and playing shell game with their locations, but I can't really say I enjoy the lack of a purchase limit.  I've heard on more than one occasion of someone showing up and buying 24 cupcakes, thereby ruining everyone else's afternoon and totally depleting the option of a couple of flavors.  It's sad to stand in line only to be turned away or told \"sorry, no more s'mores.\"  But that won't stand in the way of a 5-star rating.  These folks are great!  And the 'cakes aren't bad, either.  ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ERhd1T5cEDynsV980lPKMQ", "date": "2010-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fjhFLqI5CPBYyLf7INZtig", "text": "Thumbs up to the strawberry cupcake here!\nI was pleasantly surprised that it tasted good.\nI liked it the most out of the twinkle, salted caramel and raspberry.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "FrujWMkki2JjYSiQ68eaYA", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FkTXkRJAcJn2OKYbNHjiow", "text": "adding PEPPERMINT CHOCOLATE to the wonderful list of favorites! \n\nlove, love, love!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ufwz7HLfMwviuGCB24Hm4Q", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FnGx0gBRgMs4TW5-ZLmYpQ", "text": "I go to Off The Grid by Kezar Stadium every Thursday for dinner and this place is GREAT for dessert. The cupcakes are the best I've had period! And I've tried every cupcake in town. Love all of the flavors. Esp. Red Velvet and Salted Caramel.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0puAw4D-I1e1mX5pkj80AQ", "date": "2011-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fNJuQDTEfVsoRUGelSTv4g", "text": "Cupkates magical truck was parked near my office. I saw the long line and decided to see what the fuss was all about! AMAZING CUPCAKES! I have driven to may different places for good cupcakes and was disappointed. Cupkates are light, moist, and delightful. Salted caramel and raspberry lemon cupcakes are my favorites. At $3.00 a cupcake it is well worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3Xg0Jg7g01owWmW1uiPhGA", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fo6YcYPksNVibF85J2FY-g", "text": "oh cupkates darlin!\nI tried your newest vanilla bean cheesecake and it did not disappoint, except for the sort of soggy graham cracker crust, but i understand why it got that way. One word: delicious!\n\nI will adore your salted caramel and tiramisu cupcakes till I die. Consistent and so good it'd want to make you smack your momma~ (oops, Happy Mother's Day!)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "aYANhFlR0iI6KbaZO05zhg", "date": "2011-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FOGPHXwMmKLtcMF1GvpBug", "text": "I brought 3 cupcakes yesturday @ Oakland. I tried the Red velvet, salted caramel and tiramisu flavors. Cupcakes are ok, but $3.00 per cupecake is kind of over price. I think the cupcakes @ nobhill taste alot better and is cheaper. For first time ok, will I try again? No.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "UYm22t2xptEm_hRsq3U_pQ", "date": "2011-08-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FQpGyi114sA4AbeTuMemFQ", "text": "3.5  stars!\n\nThese cupcakes are delicious! I didn't have high expectations for these cupcakes because it was from a truck, but boy was I wrong! These cupcakes are moist and not too sweet. \n\nHowever, it's hard to catch them! They're not at the same place everyday, so keep your eyes open!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "H9FnhuwhThIk7-alE-FdwA", "date": "2010-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "FTEnDnSo6meNyqzsep5DOw", "text": "Their cupcakes are good and readily available in FiDi. Chocolate cake was moist and delicious. Chocolate frosting was rich and creamy (could have used more).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AY4qzsbRnHhQKIEVZirSbQ", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "funv_EOOAumpd2xwlPgGWw", "text": "Crazy how you can get cupcakes from a truck!\n\nAnyways, they are usually roaming around Emeryville, Oakland, or at OTG in San Francisco!\n\nLove all their cupcakes..especially their S'Mores! They always have a new crazy flavor on their menu..\n\nOnly thing is...the frosting is a bit much. It looks GREAT...but i can't eat that much of it.\n\nbetter than Kara's & Sprinkles.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MRpRQ_CvwospIxfNZazATw", "date": "2011-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g0HJmnfWSM1Op9AzkXb-FA", "text": "4.5 stars! Rounded up because there was a family in front of me in line and after they had bought their cupcakes one of the kids accidentally dropped her red velvet on the ground and was visibly devastated. The lovely Cupkate's lady replaced it quickly with a huge smile on her face. The kid walked off elated with the balance of the universe restored. \n\nHave tried the red velvet, salted caramel, and tiramisu. All of them have been delectably moist and sweet. Just a week beforehand I got to try my first sprinkles red velvet cupcake. In comparison I would go with cupkates hands down. Sprinkles was much too decadent and dense for me in cake and frosting. I like the balance of cupkates' cupcakes much more with the texture and taste being more light and delicate. \n\nIn order of preference: Cupkates, Teacake, Sprinkles.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "g8TkB9kLwc5JUdLcAU1Tfw", "date": "2011-04-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ga-MhlHJDQmNTtDc5D_B6Q", "text": "Cupcakes in a truck?! What a fantastic idea! On Thursdays, they park right in front of my fav nail shop. It took a while for me to decide to break from my diet for the day and get some cupcakes.\n\nBoy, was I pleased! I got a s'mores and a double vanilla. The s'mores was so delicious! In college, I used to microwave s'mores in the microwave, so I'm used to non-crunchy s'mores. This was soft, and fluffy, and just sweet enough. It's not as sweet as regular s'mores. I know kids love cupcakes, but this is s'mores is for the growed ups!\n\nThe double vanilla wasn't anything to write home about. The icing had the aftertaste of too much vanilla extract. My gf tried to eat the icing first, then the cupcake. I explained to her that they were supposed to be eaten together. That way, the cakiness buffers the alcoholic aftertaste. I probably won't get it again for the price. But it was still delicious.\n\nNext time, I want to try the tiramisu. Or some of their many other kinds. Yes, there will be a next time because the nail shop is within walking distance from my house.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "UTPmKXzpiEhL1dg7hIervw", "date": "2011-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gbuLvpOvWvs6TtGYDhYyyw", "text": "I've only tried the S'mores and Salted Caramel. I think both were good but not the best I've ever had.\n\nThe S'mores (overall) was too sweet for my liking but I thought the graham cracker bottom and marshmallow top were awesome. The Salted Caramel had a little bit too much salt on top but the cake was moist and good. ^_^", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AQUDm8B47ZhXZ4-oOz22mQ", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gBZzBAqmPs1WeN8EBmZirQ", "text": "Not only is Cupkates the latest in a trend of interestingly flavored cupcakes, it is also a mobile eatery.\n\nSo far I've tried the Salted Caramel, Red Velvet, Double Vanilla, and Key Lime.  The Salted Caramel was really good, I love the combination of sweet and salty.  I also loved the Double Vanilla because I love anything with Vanilla Beans.  The Key Lime was different--they actually have a graham cracker bottom and some key lime jelly.  I loved it as well.  Red Velvet didn't go over so well with me (still think Marita's Sweet Potato Pie Co. is better).  The cakes are moist and their frosting is not too heavy.\n\nIn general I think their cupcakes are good, but I've been to Sprinkles and various other cupcake boutiques on the east and west coast.  I think they're good, but I've had some pretty mind-blowing cupcakes elsewhere.\n\nThey take credit cards, and that's always a plus!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "Gwa6Ig3h8UVAxwHg9e-31g", "date": "2010-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gF14ijAvvhF76X7HBP5ueg", "text": "I'm in love with a CupKates, cupcakes.  YUMMY!  My friend and I went to look for the Kara cupcake KaraVan but ran into the CupKates.  So we decided to try them out.  Both my friend and I order two cupcakes each.   We both ordered the Carmel Salted cupcake.  Chocolate cake with cream salted caramel.  DELICIOUS!  The other cupcake that I ordered was the Coconut Cream; a coconut cake with coconut filling and cream frosting.  I have died and gone to heaven.  That was the best coconut cupcake I have ever eaten and I'm from the South.  Love coconut cream cake.  My friend ordered the Strawberry Rhubarb.  OMG, so good!  Yes, I gave her a taste of my coconut cream and she gave me a taste of her strawberry rhubarb.  All I have to say is if you like cupcakes, and haven't tried CupKates, please do so.  You will not be disappointed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1qcq_VTO9fYIslCUwudlOA", "date": "2012-05-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gF9nqzxzv_x0g9OhWowOqQ", "text": "full flavored cup cakes! These are so scrumptious, I ended up eating 3 the first time. At least I tried 3 different cup cakes and didn't eat all 3 the same as I had wanted to. After noticing an image below, I guess there is a chance that your cup cakes might fall over in your box if you aren't careful (I did notice a little swaying of my cupcakes as I vigorously walked home). But that's easily avoidable, as mine never actually fell over.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "y2R2u4dlGk4ugkMClktigg", "date": "2012-02-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gLQs2Mwmq1zcdpRsyuLriw", "text": "Holy jesus mother of cupcakes these are good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f4ntw9-so7eggQSSEUMzNA", "date": "2009-09-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gqhc3hcWUJkuV51g8LeTSA", "text": "mmm mmm MMM! s'more, PLEASE!\n\nAs my bf and my friend were strolling down 4th street, waiting on breakfast, we stumbled upon this oh so very cool cupcake truck parked along the side of the street.\n\nMe:  Cupcake for pre-breakfast?!\nBF & Friend: OK, let's do it!  \n\nso, we rushed over to the truck immediately.\n\nI approached the truck with a very low expectation because cupcakes are just cupcakes.  we ordered 3 flavors, and they were salted carmel, redvelvet, and the smore.  On the spot, we tried it, and it was delicious!!  two thumbs up for the smores flavored cupcake!  its unique because at the very bottom it contains, i believe, a grahm cracker and on the very top.. instead of frosting.. its a toasted marshmellow!!  the cupcakes were very moist and not too sweet.  it had the perfect amount of frosting, as well.  makes me want moreee just thinking about it!\n\nit was so good that we went back for more!  bought a whole bunch for us and for our friends and family back in san jose. \n\nThe cupcakes were about $3.  I just wish it were a little bigger for costing 3 bucks. =P  but, still...i was happy with them regardless. =)\n\nthey accept visa, which is pretty convenient for a truck!\n\n\"sigh\" if only berkeley wasnt sucha  far drive from me....=(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LHkV0SN4B2vEkv4-_Zyy8A", "date": "2010-05-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "GTPCpawj_qTO71TKu9NDcA", "text": "I was visiting SF by way of San Diego and I chased this truck to Berkeley where we ordered a salted caramel  cupcake and a banana cream cupcake. The banana cream was BOMB! I am the worlds chocolatiest chocolate lover, but that banana cream cupcake was the best treat of my trip! The salted caramel was a dark chocolate cupcake with a salted caramel frosting. I loved the cake, not so sure about the frosting. If I am ever in the area again, I will definately hunt them down again!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5Y1juYFWdBrK8FP0PHMRgg", "date": "2012-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "g_Tv6UbMMqizspnIDZO_kA", "text": "The cakes are wonderful, but a special heartfelt thanks to Cupkates for having peanut-free products, and employees (owners?) who know enough about the ingredients, production and facilities to assure a seriously allergic 12-year-old that the cakes were safe for her to eat. This is a kid who usually misses out on treats, so finding your truck and friendly employees made her day, and mine, too. We splurged on 8 cupkates, so she could take some home. Thank you!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1_EPPeJW2Yaj5rE6SUJsUA", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gVSCY9M-IoUOsY5LDFrrpg", "text": "I have learned to love CupKates....Partly because she is one of the only games in town and ALSO because of the lusty salted caramel cupcake!! I SO wish she would come to EL CERRITO, ALBANY, OR anywhere else other than Berkeley- It's closer to me- Just being selfish and thinking of my self first! Ha! She is also a wee bit pricey...but hey...its good and especially when going to off the grid...its the nicest treat!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "LE_ISCv5wugN1uDIpCatjQ", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gWhjljIxSmDB64cJ_TCd7A", "text": "Love the concept of a traveling bakeshop on wheels and a fair price for a cupcake.  The red velvet and key lime are really good.  The others that I tried were not so memorable.  I would prefer more cake and a little less icing.  (My daughter agrees)  I would definitely check them out on twitter, find out where they are going to be and try more.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OJaBUBe0IwrfId9UNn7yoQ", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Gxsr1NhqkxbofQddl2s_nA", "text": "You have to try the Salted Caramel cupcake. Sooooo yummy, and only $3 a cupcake. I also enjoyed the Double Vanilla, but will continue to get the Salted Caramel. ahhh. looove them.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q9nLBFOUMpEfAUU_lncZpQ", "date": "2010-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gzE5dnbOm1KJV_q5ayKBUg", "text": "Yum, my employer brought them in as a treat.  The red velvet cupcake was outstanding.  The salted caramel was too sweet for me.  Highly recommended.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7qY2KOV-9OsvlT2qB6NgDA", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "H0Huz0yz_BxtwduznNKKeA", "text": "BEST cupcakes - EVER!!! ... I can never walk away without buying at least half a dozen...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Omsn5Ci0YZO6X5aR-Yj4qw", "date": "2011-12-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HaHYMbK_POw2sAIxqnEOlw", "text": "I, like a lot of people, am all for the cupcake revolution. These cupcakes are absolute perfection, totally worth chasing down as often as possible.  The cake is moist, the icing is not too sweet and perfect density. I haven't tasted one I didn't like!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oXagM3lfGiMPtG-jrc3bAQ", "date": "2010-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hBdgt5n_zV3j-AYwduPuiA", "text": "Let me start off with the fact that I'm a picky cupcake person. I was super excited to see this cupcake truck at Off The Grid. I stood in the super long line waiting for the perfect sweet ending to my gorge-fest. Unfortunately I was disappointed. The cake consistency was a bit dense and not very moist. The frosting was what really took it down a notch. It was way too sweet, and not the creamy or fluffy complement that it should be. It was also swirled on top which made it super difficult to distribute and get an even ratio of cake and frosting per bite. Not a convert.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "ZXH3mrnrTQ7bCTT5yQVcEw", "date": "2012-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HdF8aVgeCjt13os7211z5g", "text": "best cupcake i've ever had?? maybe! red velvet.......", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fSNTGpBSyqNpu2Rpj6VQ-w", "date": "2010-04-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hoiMOXY9hF3KKxVpF5dRsA", "text": "I love Cupkates! I have tried almost every flavor and the Lemon Raspberry, Key Lime Pie, and Salted Caramel are my favorites. The cake is always super moist and I love the impossibly light and creaming frosting. To find the truck check Twitter or Facebook, and try to get there right when they open to ensure that you get the flavors you want.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vRLYCMK4WmMyUrY2P2nZmg", "date": "2010-09-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HpBF2M9eL6D3hzejNQR5Hw", "text": "I  like the Twinkie and Lemon Raspberry.   The Vanilla cupcake with strawberry frosting was very good  but it's not in their regular menu.  Cupkates so goooood.................I've followed  their truck in Oakland - Berkeley neighborhood till I've tried all the flavors !", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iY8-8tLuowuNY3HAkZQYRA", "date": "2010-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hQfRoB2GZqS5H62Nq79b5A", "text": "I finally got to taste they delish creations after reading about it in a recent Yelp Newsletter. I followed them on Twitter and went on a little adventure to truck them down!! \n\nI wanted to try all of them but narrowed down my picks\"\n-Salted Caramel.. it was a moist chocolate cake with caramel frosting with sea salt. I like how the cupcake and frosting are not overly sweet.  My fave and a must try.\n\n-Twinkie.. a vanilla bean cupcake filled with a marshmallow creme and then topped with marshmallow frosting! MARSHMALLOW OVER LOAD!! But it was good. The cake was dense and the top part of the cake had a little crunch.\n\n-Red Velvet.. Standard\n\n-Double Chocolate.. very rich chocolate cake and frosting. Highly recommend for those who have a sweet tooth.\n\nThe cupcakes are a little smaller than other cupcakes I have bought. But they pack a good punch. There cupcake is a different texture too. Its more dense and airy then moist and fluffy. Maybe it is just me. At 3 dollars a cupcake you may think we are insane to pay such a price but seeing the line we knew it had to be good.\n\nNo cash? Do not worry. They accept VISA!! HOLLA!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eoVTW6VyUQ68Wq2EF4j2-A", "date": "2010-08-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HsIwbV4SYNj2Q3UJslmMrg", "text": "Clearly Cupkates needs no more help, every one loves em!\n\nMy favorites thus far: Smores, for the slightly flambeed marshmellow topping and graham bottom; salted caramel & of course the red velvet.  $3 is pretty gosh darn reasonable for food truck food, but man oh man, you inspire me to whip up my own! \n\nIf you wanna make a whole lotta people happy, order a lot--like a dozen--the packaging when you close to a dozen is so well thought out, with a cardboard cupcake form so that each perfect lil cake is all nestled in safety to be devoured later!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iBIElXhJd-zS2r6eT3IXeg", "date": "2011-02-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hti45gWvvvLFIiPKllAenQ", "text": "Third time worked! I hauled coworkers down to Jack London Square today - I think they were starting to doubt the existence of this truck. One by one they dropped off as the wait got longer and longer...they ran out of a couple of the most awesome flavors but I still brought back an excellent assortment. Banana Nutella- NOM. Vanilla/vanilla - super awesome with real vanilla bean flecks. AND Kate gave me a free cupcake for my sad stalking efforts earlier. Love it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Q16DAXMeehp9lbj07O4XTQ", "date": "2010-03-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HuJvYp176lKK-qjjDGiCxA", "text": "I had the double chocolate and smores today.  The double chocolate was better than the smore, which was basically the chocolate cupcake with a graham cracker crust and marshmallow for icing.  The icing on the chocolate isn't exactly they way I like it, but it wasn't bad, i.e. too sugary.  I love that this truck comes near my house in Emeryville on a regular basis. I'll be a Facebook follower for sure and try the other flavors.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Hawxd0ziKAqzRkmBNS5ZlA", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hWfU2ykpuBKt38ypZNT-Dg", "text": "The best cupcake truck in town! Fleur du sel, smores, chocolate peanut butter - delectable. I usually find them over on 12th and broadway...check them out during your lunch break!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lv7tJFoGypzhbfHr7wqeWw", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "hyclFXECeO07kyIIU4n5dQ", "text": "Saw this place on the way to work and had to try it out because I wanted to see if they were as good as sprinkles, loves or teacake bake shop in the bay area..\n\nI only ordered the red velvet just to try and surprisingly.. I felt this place held up.. it does look a little smaller, but the prices are comparable to most at $3.\n\nTotally moist and tasty cake with good frosting.\n\nThey seem to give you a lot more frosting, but the overall taste was pretty good.. easy 4 stars.\n\nAlso, they accept credit cards.. convenient.  Nice.\n\nOne note on their truck window presentation..\nObviously when you go to the brick/mortar stores.. they look much nicer and you feel better with their nice walls all around you..\n\nHere, theres minimal flash.. but youre there for the cake rite?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BdOT8KQEXJx2JzpLqkh62Q", "date": "2011-01-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "i8B9luZbxtzQmtxI8ysflA", "text": "I was on my way to a doctors appointment in Oakland when I walked right buy Cup Kates. My mind recalled reading an article somewhere about them....hmm well might as well try it. Turned around and gladly gave 3 dollars for the treat that caught my eye. A delectable Devils Food-cake, the frosting was as tall as the cupcake in a soft-serve iceream style. First bite, the cheese cake of course! Homerun! Outa the park! Thank you Cup Kates for your love of cupcakes. My days have been brighter since.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mjgkitiTxMBcU4lU37wVgg", "date": "2011-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IcYq-7TTsaGWgYqpYRb8sA", "text": "They were across the street from my office yesterday and my coworkers convinced (not that they had to try) me to go with them.\n\nI did not expect the Salted Caramel to be on a chocolate cupcake base.\n\nI did not expect the S'mores and Key Lime Pie to have a graham cracker crust layer on the bottom.\n\nYou can get coconut added to the top of the Key Lime Pie, AND it also has a Key Lime pie filling in the center.\n\nOh my god. It is decadent, and pretty sophisticated--they are tasty but not overly sugary. Kids were bouncing around in line, too, but if I had any kids I would lie and tell them that it was an adult treat.\n\nAt $3 they're on the pricier side, but definitely worth the quality. Nice presentation packaging, too.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dQ_CBzGVtBVwGeR7NjQu5w", "date": "2011-07-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IE8WlT0jT31MzK0YreU4UA", "text": "So I've been wanting try out cupkates for months now. The first time i went to look for the truck, they weren't there because it was drizzling that day....BOO..RAIN SUCKS!\n\nYesterday, My bbf and I went to the oakland location on 8th by laney and SCORE! We got:\n\n3 red velvet and 2 salted caramel\n\nBoth flavors were YUMMY. not too sweet and VERY moist!. BFF said the cupcakes were a little small, but i didn't think so- perfect size for me(probably cause im not a sweets kinda girl)\n\ndefinitely track them down and go get ur cupcaking on!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pOUaTNt7cMuyDolpMsDWrg", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ihc2WWU67O5_YP9hdUhVaA", "text": "It took me WEEKS to finally catch this cupcake truck.. I had to stake it out an hour earlier than it was scheduled to come, and as a little teen girl, it was pretty intimidating to try to keep my spot first in line with all the business people glaring at me :/\n\nSince it was my first time, I wasn't sure what to order so I took a minute to think about it. The lady (Kate, I assume...) wasn't mean and didn't try to hurry me up or anything. I ordered the Red Velvet, Salted Caramel, and Double Chocolate. Each cupcake was $3 (Except for the Double Choc, $2.75) $3 is ridiculously expensive for a cupcake.. and it was really small, too. \n\nHowever, when I bit into each one, it was clear WHY they were $3 each... I don't know what recipe they have, but its SOLID.\n\nI wouldn't go there again, except for maybe if I REALLY need a pick me up. $3 simply isn't economical for a 4 bite cupcake. However, I encourage you to try it out at least once, its a great experience!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bsNAXbZCv9PQPQrDCm0cMg", "date": "2010-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iTCnP-JDs0UIXaxr-5Z3ug", "text": "This wonderful truck with tasty treats on wheels stopped by my job on Friday. One word: delicious. \n\nI had the lemon raspberry which tasted exactly as you might guess given the name and a red velvet cupcake. Both were moist and tasty. Icing was thick but not overbearing. \n\nPrice seemed average, maybe even a little cheaper than other places that offer similar treats. \n\nOverall the next time the truck stops by I will have to try another cup-Kate. Yum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "uT6ORAzPlEcLJRZv-MMCqA", "date": "2010-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IU1HgPW6N4bIUvv8SiSNNg", "text": "I've taken to stalking Cupkates via facebook.  First of all, cupcakes in a truck?  Brilliant marketing.  Secondly, I'm a cake snob, and these cupcakes are awesome.  Seriously, these people are not messing around.  Third: Have I mentioned the cake?  Moist, perfect texture, not overly sweet or heavy.  They're also not too light, and the frosting to cake ratio is perfect.  Fourth--flavors!  Novelty, seasonal, classics--all a home run.  My personal favorites are the strawberry rhubarb, salted caramel, and s'mores.  And finally, the spontaneity of it all--the chance that you might run into the truck, the joy at actually doing so, and then having the ability to take cupcakes home.  Cupkates, I am so, so sold on your marvelously mobile masterpiece cupcakes.  (Thank you, too, for taking credit cards!)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rbn7AxzPdpSY1ztqpYLgNA", "date": "2011-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iu_kyDjHxucf4H5qN8F_Rg", "text": "Pumpkin Spice, twinkie, smores???those are cupcakes??? Why yes they are, and they are AMAZING!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jsWdvhHlQj3h3biDehnFtw", "date": "2009-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iUwyo9jV-hQbengl7x6njg", "text": "I'm a huge fan of cupcakes in general, and their cupcakes taste great!! Their really moist (except for one that I recently encountered that was a tad bit dry) I usually catch them at different Off the Grid locations, mainly friday at Fort Mason.\n\nFlavors of theirs that ive tried\n1.) Red Velvet (OK)\n2.) Salted Caramel (good but didn't have much of the salt taste til the very end)\n3.) Strawberry Rhubarb (OK)\n4.) Key Lime Pie (99% really moist and fun to eat with an explosion of diff flavors and textures & graham cracker crust...last one I had was pretty dry and kinda dissappointed)\n5.) S'mores (GOOD!)\n6.) Double Vanilla (Not a vanilla fan much but theirs is pretty good!!)\n7.) Spicy Mexican (ugh AWESOME! I LOVE LOVE chocolate & spicy food, and the chocolate cake had a kick to it, pretty yum!)\n8.) Tiramisu (EH, it was ok. I didn't get a coffee-ish taste til the very last bite, literally. Wouldn't order again)\n\nAlthough I love to bake cupcakes at home, I will continue to keep buying from them occassionally. $3 for a cupcake a bit pricey but oh well!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "wCBFUCvqvIKMbUy34OPluw", "date": "2011-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "iYtCxejxGscIo_bjH1yRLQ", "text": "Cupcakes were all the rage a year or two ago, so this truck and its subsequent cafe deals were right on trend. They're great cupcakes, but too much frosting for my taste. I'm a chocolate kind of gal, but people seemed to really go for the salted caramel. Definitely worth checking out. I think they sell these at the various Yali's Cafes in Berkeley.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "wk5BOWP6c0PjdC4W_ob3Lw", "date": "2011-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "j_0LO16_nmKjqoxCrgi4bQ", "text": "Just tried for the first time while the truck was parked on California St. downtown San Francisco.  I had the double chocolate cupcake and it was much better than I expected.  Perfect texture and chocolatey.  The frosting was lovely too.  Not too heavy or sweet.  Really hit the spot.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gM1FI8ANUrLlcp8PivosCQ", "date": "2012-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JiUmY6AxPRfktJKtnWefGQ", "text": "I am writing this review as I am devouring two cupcakes from Cupkates!  Every time I see this truck on Durant when I'm walking home, it lights up my day and it's all I can do to not go over there and buy myself two cupcakes twice a week (I can never seem to just buy one cupcake...).  But since today was my graduation day, I am allowed. \n\nThe red velvet is cake is a TINY bit on the dry side, although it is still light (compared to other denser cakes).  The cream cheese frosting is just the right amount of cream cheese tangy and sweet, and it complements the lightly cocoa-flavored cake very well.\n\nThe lemon raspberry was an interesting combination.  The cake was a bit dry, although it had the perfect sweet lemon taste that I love.  The raspberry frosting is very sweet and tastes almost like whipped raspberry yogurt from Yoplait.  Together it is an interesting combination, although I might have preferred the raspberry frosting paired with a chocolate or vanilla cake and the lemon cake paired with vanilla or lemon buttercream frosting instead.\n\nOverall, great cupcakes!  Although not the best I've had, they're perfectly satisfying and up there in the rankings!  Plus they're driven around to be a block away from my apartment on the way home from lunch, and that's pretty much as convenient as it gets.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QwXpGYoZ4eUE4Bp_sQWj2Q", "date": "2010-05-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jlupn7Gv3dynSGE6isSHag", "text": "Okay.  Now my favorite cupcakery in the bay area--not overall; that honor goes to dessert club chikalicious in the east village NYC--but I prefer these to Kara's, That Takes the Cake, Cups and Cakes, and, narrowly, to Love at First Bite (that's a close call--but the fact that this truck parks near my office on occasion puts it over the edge).  I waited in line way too long today but it was worth it for my (amazing) salted caramel, peanut butter chocolate, banana nutella, and red velvet.  they weren't too sweet, and I usually am very picky about frosting, but loved all these.  kate is living the dream! (or at least, my dream)--delish!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KgLJ47nJOV4i1pod_-2fzg", "date": "2010-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JmiXJG2liG8KV8fvGjz6QQ", "text": "A herald of angels and divine glow radiating from the truck beckoned me to this heavenly confection that is Cupkates...that and the throngs of people greedily waiting to devilishly devour these sinfully delicious cakes.\n\nWithout hesitation, I ordered the following flavors:\n- Red Velvet (which is not created equally among cupcakeries).\n- Double Chocolate\n- Lemon Raspberry\n- Key Lime\n- Salted Caramel (try this one!)\n\nTheses baked goodies are equally moist, delicately sweet and far from cloaked in fondant-like frosting, Cupkates is what I've been looking for and did *not* find at Sprinkles, Kara's and Tea Cakes.  The fact that they're local peeps is an added bonus.  They DO sell out quickly so do place an order for pick-up online.  There is a minimum order.  No cash on hand?  No problem.  Cards accepted.\n\nFind them on Twitter and Facebook for their next location.  Enjoy!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iW--ZlQ0WcRZ47YPUL-2_g", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JQeC1PBE6a0TFHlFFWen3g", "text": "they sell cupcakes people..... i have yet to try a bad one!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "WvJPFaLTWwPUOvVuCsd5Zw", "date": "2012-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jy5_yWQoQxSa7PglEVIyLg", "text": "I only tried this place once, and I didn't think there was anything special about it. I got the red velvet and it was just OKAY. It wasn't bad, but like I said there was nothing special. Just tasted like a home-made cupcake anyone could've baked.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eEhWNBT0lZH-WOojdnkfjQ", "date": "2012-08-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_k-0veIQtnwDK1b9HXvDgA", "text": "Really sorry excuse for a professional cupcake. I had the Salted Caramel and I will bet money that the cake batter is FROM A BOX! The frosting had so much shortening in it that it just tastes like an oily mess. I wanted to like this place but I was sadly disappointed.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "klIZXkwV5geHTzbGJbKU6Q", "date": "2011-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kBur4IWnCEL_ezl32xTfWw", "text": "Like the old-school ice cream trucks, this lady delivers cupcakes--and good ones at that!  Like others mentioned, the red velvet and salted caramel were the best.  I have had really good cupcakes, and these were right up there, just not the best I've had.  That said, you can't beat the excitement we all feel when she pulls into JLS (where i work) when everyone rushes to stand in line for her treats.  It's like being a kid all over again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5mNKrhj-PzNDwMSvUZQUZA", "date": "2010-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KgKjk7Gc2xc3UwNvm3F_tg", "text": "Place is very good.  I'm not into the dessert and cupcake trend, but decided to buy my workgroup some today.  I had to ask the owner (Kate I assume) what to get.  Red Velvet, Salted Caramel and Smores is what she told me to get.  I ate the Salted Caramel and it was really good.  The texture of the cupcake was perfect.  I could eat 3-4 of them.  Will go back and try other flavors.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "6X1D7uMgjvk1xAVdfqO5bg", "date": "2011-02-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kha_2-Qs7l_-ksWLL8y6Ug", "text": "Probably one of the best cupcakes I had despite the excessive oiliness that cannot hide behind the paper bag. The first thing I did when I was handed the cupcake was lick some frosting since my friend Michelle F raved about the fluffiness of the frosting that was not too sweet. I was impressed since I never eat frosting! I actually ate 3/4 of the frosting on this cupcake (def record breaking in my own book)! I loved the caramel drizzle that added some sweetness and the hint of sea salt that lingered on my tongue waiting for me to take another bite of the moist, sweet goodness that is the salted caramel cupcake.\n\nI can't wait to try the vanilla bean one!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rg8yxkoqXjhyHyy2-AFFUA", "date": "2012-09-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KjmANmMLERKbSwyLSmTjVw", "text": "salted caramel.  s'more.  rock. it. out.\n\nTheir chocolate based cupcakes are super moist and their frosting DELICIOUS!  Smooth and creamy and super light in texture.\n\nThe lines can be ridiculous, the non-chocolate cakes are a bit dry, and trying to time things so you can actually get a cupcake is silly, but kate and her husband are super nice and the cupcakes are the most delicious around.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "tTEu9pVp445P-Wux1hl-pg", "date": "2010-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KMh9QRXC1l0XQHxGcNnNxA", "text": "It's been a long time since I wrote a review, but this place is sensational. It really is. And a Berkeley grad to boot, and serving out a truck which reminds me of the days when I used to chase ice cream trucks as a kid. \n\nGo for the Red Velvet. That's my favorite. Have tried the salted caramel, and although my friends liked it, I'm not a big fan of salty-sweet combinations, but I think that's just me. S'mores and Tiramisu are also good.\n\nHuge whopping toppings of cream at the top. If that's your thing, you'll spin out for this, but can feel a bit much for the guy who's interested in sweets, but not \"decadent\" sweets. $3 a cupcake, and long lines. But it comes in these cute boxes which, when opened, can make a person swoon with anticipation.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "w5A60jBR99FqiCWuIYnxwg", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KMJQs4Zs6--xRt3oZt07ig", "text": "My friend and I were the last customers at around 1pm when they were at the Broadway & 12th location, and all they had were 4 salted caramels left. They were incredibly soft and gooey (maybe because they had been in the truck for an hour?) but soooo goood.\n\nMy goal is to try all the flavors... mmmm", "stars": 4, "user_id": "awqtQmC1QoUxOdmdQoeirQ", "date": "2010-06-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KmyTaoazMuY7Yj8EeI2BCQ", "text": "TWINKIE CUPCAKES! love them. i asked my husband to pick up some cupkates when the truck was going to be across the street from his work. unfortunately due to a project deadline he failed the mission. he got home without the delicious little beauties and felt really really bad. i have a feeling the next time she is out there i will get double cupkates! YES!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BdA2t6uK1Hwk0dTLaGi5WQ", "date": "2010-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ko2qBYcLhAAyXyioKqYSmw", "text": "5 Big Stars and thumbs up to Cupkates!! Happen to be on 4th Street today and saw fellow \"gourmands\" lined up patiently waiting their turn to purchase from a wonderful selection of interesting cupkate picks. I went for four different favors and have to say...anyone that can bake a moist, perfectly flavored vanilla cake and company it with a wonderful light and not overly sweet topping of butter cream frosting, is defiantly a p\u00e1tissi\u00e9re.  The Tiramisu was heaven, the Salted Caramel...savory and moist, and the Red Velvet....tasty and traditional to its true form. Yes...I test tasted all four! I will definitely follow the Cupkate truck to satisfy my sweet tooth and will request cupkate for my birthday next month!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "t-eEupp7unkmUX-pn4ky2Q", "date": "2011-06-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "KoMZXKzgDdoEjA2PLni0Ew", "text": "Some of the folks in my office have some philosophical problem with paying $3 for a cupcake. I don't understand how anyone could have that kind of issue after trying one of these bad boys.\n\nThey are spongy little clouds of pure heaven, topped with sugary bliss. Yum.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "n80n8THb59XDmv8ZUCIzyA", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "kpQa5UOGlCVaLBJEt3u8zw", "text": "I admit, paying $3 for a cupcake from a truck seemed a little excessive, especially in these economic times.  But, I really wanted to try Cupkates cupcakes and they happened to be fairly close today, so I made a trip during my lunch break.\n\nI stood in line for about 5-8 minutes, and seriously, it's a good thing that it took that long because I couldn't decide what to get.  The salted caramel sounded great, the double vanilla sounded great, tiramisu, chocolate peanut butter, and red velvet... well, who doesn't love a cupcake that needs a tablespoon of artificial dye for the perfect hue?\n\nIn the end, I decided on a box of the red velvet and chocolate PB, and a tiramisu to stuff in my hole right there and then.  I loved the tiramisu.  The cake texture was perfect--not at all dense, light yet rich, sweet but not overly sweet, with a nice touch of espresso or coffee flavoring, and a cookie bottom.  \n\nAll in all, it was a very worthwhile indulgence.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YLAS62rxqNGZeLVpY9y-jw", "date": "2011-06-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-KSpO2nGo3QTnv2e4xI7-g", "text": "OMG. Yes. I am definitely a fan. I craved these cupcakes for two freaking weeks! \n\n1. Salted caramel - delish! I'm not a fan of frosting, but I found myself just eating the frosting - who would have known I'd be a salted caramel fan. \n2. Twinkie - awesome idea! \n3. Smores - nom nom nom. \n4. Lemon raspberry - surprise! Doesn't SOUND delish, but it sure is.\n\nI've tried all of them (except the strawberry swirl - it's waiting to be devoured) and can attest that I'm in love. =)\n\nPrice is competitive with the cupcakes nowadays... but it's soooo worth the moist yummy-ness you get! \n\nTip: Not too shabby of a line @ the Emeryville location on Fridays. I've heard of quite the wait @ the 19th/20th st location. They do take card, but I believe it's a $5 minimum.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "E-jcXHgJKKdw-FjlAT4Xpg", "date": "2010-06-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lg5WIl1Ly4INoxAh614RRA", "text": "Kate did our cupcakes for our wedding day on11/11/11.  They were all do delicious we did not have even one left over after 160.  The salted carmel chocolate and vanilla were crowd pleasers.  The presentation was amazing.  The cake is superiorly moist and the flavor makes you crave for more.  I only have gratitude and joy.  She is  highly recommended and a mobile cupcake concept is brilliant. She is a pleasure to work with", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bY7jvqVz4kHL0rrlx_DQDw", "date": "2011-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lhjgZa_HUo76SOOW7aj8zg", "text": "I have yet to not like one of Kate's cupcakes. Every one is especially moist, and the frosting is always the perfect accent.\n\nSalted Caramel is amazing, love love love\nRed Velvet is a timeless classic\nBanana Caramel is lovely\nS'more: amazing marshmallow frosting!\n\nI can't wait for the guiness cupcakes to reappear, I've been dying to try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "RugiruRsLxooWa5aE5Z5lg", "date": "2010-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lmQp5_OgtotVp9ZYACx_Dg", "text": "Eh meh gah!!!! This food truck is full of thee most deelicious treats one could ever hope for...I have tried the red velvet, tiramisu, double vanilla, smores and my two favs, key lime and salted caramel....Now I'm on a weekly hunt for this delightful little wagon:)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xGmwVAzXss-AiEWSoZgAFg", "date": "2011-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lOFEJNOD6uhS9XeFq6wg7w", "text": "\"Oooh, look that person has a red velvet cupcake!  Where do you think they got it?\"  \"Hey that person also has a cupcake.  So does she.  What's going on here?\"  Then we noticed that the Cupkates truck had pulled up!  I've actively chased this vehicle down on 580 before but never had the good fortune to be in the same place at the same time when it was parked.  Unforch they were out of almost everything but a salted caramel cupcake was calling my name.  Incredibly moist cake and the lightest most airy icing imaginable.  My only beef is that its really hard to eat when the icing doesn't go all the way to the edges!  I felt like I wanted a spoon to distribute it more evenly.  The plus side was that I couldn't share it. ;-)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Rs07znbjufHOAArJcQ9Bcg", "date": "2010-03-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Lt2AzadYBKh3P2Wjs3G1Aw", "text": "I love, love, love this cupcake truck! The cupcakes are always super moist and the flavor combinations are just absolutely amazing! If you go to OTG, this truck will ALWAYS have a super long line and most people buy more than one cupcake.  My personal favorite is the salted caramel chocolate cupcake. It would be amazing if she opened a bakery so I could easily buy these yummy deserts whenever I want but it also makes for a delectable treat knowing I can't have it everyday.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RpOqTpmE5hQx-IlQ3toPFg", "date": "2012-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LUu3zsEqRp6_-Az-N8Hcew", "text": "I know what they're eating in Heaven...cupcakes from Cupkates! These are the best cupcakes ever! I love the coconut cream. Unbelievable goodness wrapped up in a little cupcake.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "022xhgEM0mBOAuLZ0BnH5Q", "date": "2012-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-Lvk5E2J8oi6dkBDbEYwWQ", "text": "The softest, delicate and tastiest cupcake I've had in a very long time. I had the red velvet and believe me you will not be disappointed.\n\n(not sure if anyone of those words are real but i think i just made them up)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YU-EEoXKq0XE9Q5L6ihbpQ", "date": "2012-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "LVMykho8C001Mxl77jcSDQ", "text": "I've seen the cupcake truck off and on for years now, always when I am down on 4th street in Emeryville. Always a long line of people streaming down the sidewalk, appearing excited to take that first bite. Today, I finally stepped on up to the window, curious what all the excitement has been about. I ordered my very first Cupkates, a nice looking Red Velvet. \nIt will likely be my last. \nThe cupcake tasted okay. It wasn't bad. But for $4.00 a pop, it certainly wasn't good, or spectacular even, which is closer to what I would expect for that price. \nButter. Sugar. Eggs. Flour. \nI found an online site that states cupkates only uses \"high quality and local ingredients\" and that the cakes are \"baked fresh daily.\"\nI really wonder exactly to what ingredients that individual is referring.\nWhat makes them \"high quality?\"\nNothing about the cake tasted of high quality ingredients.\nThe cupcake did not taste any different or better than the cakes I've had at elementary school bake sales. \nThe frosting was okay. The overall appearance of the red velvet and of the creme brulee looked tasty. I was impressed that the other flavors were all sold out. The cup-truck is certainly cute. But again, I'm not sold and won't buy again.\n\nOn the other hand, I'm glad Kate (and/or whomever) has made a viable business for herself. Not necessarily easy to do. And I sincerely hope she continues to do well. (Lowering her price, if she can still make a profit, would be appreciated though!) \n\nI have to wonder if part of the attraction with cupkates has to do with some reminiscent nostalgia for the ice cream trucks so many of us happily dined at as children. Whatever, though I can't justify the price for a little cake that is just okay, I far prefer people support such a business as this than the mega stores that mass produce pure junk. Cupkates is definitely superior to that. I hope you enjoy.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "pa3lqC3SwlbzTV5OJ7hHKg", "date": "2011-01-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lxMTa663CKe5okUzQN7-lw", "text": "A big mouthful of A-OK.\n\nEach cupcake is physically perfect. The truck is super clean, and Kate is a cutie. \n\nBut...\nAfter the dazzle fades, I made an honest eyes-closed evaluation and was a little disappointed. Not like Dorothy finding out the Wizard of Oz was a short fat guy, but still just a little let down. The flavors are mild, and some of the varieties hit a glass ceiling. A red velvet cupcake, even if it's a perfect 10, is not the most exciting thing in the world, and the difference between a 10 and 6, is minor. I would like it if she took a few more chances with the flavors. \n \n I was first in line and jumping up and down in glee. You'll enjoy them more if you participate in glee and fun.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yZyUc9ChBerAAeUY8ygSfw", "date": "2010-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lXXITHlj_5R6tIGQwGXAag", "text": "I probably love food trucks even more than I love cupcakes, so the combination of the two is like a dream come true for me.\n\nIf you know my reviews, then you know that I am constantly complaining about cupcakes being too sweet. But these are very sweet and yet I love them. My favorite is their Salted Carmel Cupcake. The cake is very moist and the center is filled with some gooey carmel and chocolate. The chocolate frosting is extremely rich like a chocolate mousse, and the salt makes the flavors exploded in your mouth. This cupcake is all about BALANCE!!! Sure, it is sweet... but that comes from the rich chocolate and gooey carmel center rather than from just having way too much sugar added. \n\nHave I tried their other cupcakes? Yes, and they were great, but I can't tear myself away from their Salted Carmel.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ng4MykvBFifRp0ENjxUpdw", "date": "2012-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mE4MLzWNLU_lQi9d8o9O3g", "text": "I am indeed a cupcake aficiando.  Swear.  You can Google it. \nI've tried every cupcake from here to the Marina to Noe Valley to the Mission. I'm on it.  I had given up hope in SF until one unsuspecting Friday at the UN Plaza I had the extreme pleasure of indulging in Ms. Cupkate's Double Vanilla. The cake and frosting gods sang.  I have found my cupcake.  Double Vanilla Double Vanilla. It's just delicious - not overly sweet, but you definitely know you got some sugar, sugar.  The cake is moist and the frosting creamy, creamy.  I've also tried the Spicy Mexican Chocolate - I'm not a chocolate  - but I'm a spicy - and yep, this works. Good balance of chocolate and kick.  The lemon meringue -- I'm not a meringue - but I'm a lemon - and even the meringue topping made me rethink  my stance on meringue.  I'll try them all. I'm hooked.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2qj4WaAULhSt7fld8mLMMg", "date": "2012-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mgjQ30kHAMGrxpSsb7K-bw", "text": "These are delish! I'm not even a huge cupcake fan, but these aren't too sweet or heavy, which makes a big difference. I can barely eat half of a one from Cupcake Cove because they're so sweet, the frosting on Cupcates is light and airy. I've had the double chocolate and the smores and both were great.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ceowV9LSKZEb397yVDqdgA", "date": "2012-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MKj86FG5YcUx21SSp634QA", "text": "I don't even like cupcakes, but the flavors sounded so interesting that I just had to try them. I got Salted Caramel and a Red Velvet one and absolutely loved them both. The frosting had a very nice texture and wasn't too sweet as it often happens with cupcakes. Both cupcakes (but especially the Caramel one) were SUPER moist and really, really good. \n\nTaking one star off for the price, I think they are just a bit too small to be $3.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4Dp4k3MMcxg9rPtJ8iU9Ag", "date": "2011-05-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mMPz1mqEZ6T6CuFD__nAMA", "text": "Found the truck right outside Smart Alec's on Thursday.  I tried the red velvet and smore's cupcakes.  They're really good.  Buy a few if you see the truck.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "K6vYGHGZcYD2JMN3iedohA", "date": "2010-04-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "mTN36PEOAz3RriADUixlkg", "text": "Cupkates cupcakes may not be as pretty as other cupcake places, but their cupcakes are the BOMB!  I have so far tried red velvet, banana nutella, and banana caramel.  Cupkates cupcakes are just so moist and absolutely delicious, and the creme isn't overly sweet  and complements the cupcake perfectly!  If the Cupkate truck ever rolls into your neighborhood, I highly recommend trying some!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DFaXG3bvZeLq2vHYzgPNdA", "date": "2010-05-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "N5kBLTdVwOAC_7JiNNL3ug", "text": "I love Cupkates.  One of the food carts that I do not get tired of at the Off the Grid events.  \n\nAt my first visit, I tried the S'mores cupcakes and it was delicious.  I love the graham crust and marshmallow frosting.   My next visit, I ordered the S'mores and Tiramisu.  OMG, the Tiramisu is the best cupcake I have ever had!!!  Everything from the frosting, ladyfinger crust and topped with chocolate shavings made this the best ever!  Their red velvet cupcake was good as well.\n\nOverall, Cupkates is definitely a must.  Cupcakes are $3 a piece and they accept debit/credit cards!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EX3FM49CukLLRRZm9CwXnw", "date": "2011-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "n6nQgRBugF55p6ysb9hwOg", "text": "Yummy!  I caught them on 4th street after eating Sunday brunch. \nI got the smores cupcake because I wanted to try something new. I love the frosting! The consistency was light and not too sweet. I must go back on a Sunday to try their other flavors =)\n\nThe workers are really quick and super nice.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "COO8Hap-fgbfo6QXOlu5Jw", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ndIQvfQLblsEKcS0BbVrAw", "text": "So I finally had my first cupkate. Here is my lil review. I had the Salted Caramel and my first bite I thought.. too bland, not sweet enough.. boy was I wrong. When everything was mixed with the salt, it was AMAZING! All these flavors came to life and exploded in my mouth. I had ordered two, one for me and one for my f...iance.. well the two salted caramel didn't make it home..  Below is what else I ordered\n\nS'more~ Disappointed about this one... Didn't like the graham cracker crust at the bottom.. It was almost salty or gritty.\n\nStawberry~ Way toooo sweet. I really wanted to like this because of the cream cheese frosting... Bad taste in my mouth... \n\nRed Velvet~ I never had a bad red velvet but again.. Way too sweet. I don't know but I think Cupkates cooks there frosting but it's not my favorite. Fiance loves Red Velvets but he didn't like this one.\n\nTwinkie~ Nothing spectacular.\n\nLemon Rasberry~ My mom loved this... I didn't taste it but she raved about it.  I am not a  big lemon fan..\n\nI don't think the cupcakes are worth the $3.00. They seem really small.. They are super moist and not dense so maybe thats why I feel like its not worth the change. I would love to hunt Cupkates down but it seems like they are selling out within the hour.. They need to start making more cupcakes.. \n\nThe Salted Caramel is original and def. worth a trip.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tXzCbmCsyNA1HNCd7fQ6Zw", "date": "2010-06-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nf2mpFqe05ls4Ph2a1Zb7A", "text": "Their cupcakes are yummy, but to be honest, Love at First Bite is better.\n\nAfter waiting 8ish minutes in line at North Berkeley's Off the Grid, I opted for their SALTED CARAMEL and TIRAMISU cupcakes at $3 each. They were gracious enough to put them in a box for me, although I wish they had given me a cupcake holder. Actually, it wouldn't have mattered since I devoured them shortly after ordering hehe.\n\nThe Salted Caramel cupcake was tasty, although the chocolate cake was a bit dry. The buttercream frosting is sweet and fluffy, although I personally prefer a denser buttercream frosting or a cream cheese frosting.\n\nThe Tiramisu cupcake was unique in that it had a bottom cookie layer, but that layer was more tasteless than the vanilla cake boo. Also, the frosting clumped up a bit and left a slightly oily layer in my mouth.\n\nThe cupcakes were decently scrumptious, but there's something lacking. I would call them bland or typical, I suppose. And I'm usually unsettled when the frosting doesn't work. At $3 each, I would head on over to Love at First Bite for their $2.75 cupcakes with denser cream and moister cakes.\n\nMedium-sized cupcakes!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "sPqHcRC--tRanPC-g4pNwQ", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nfJMn9MbN88zzJw99NfSpg", "text": "HOLY Crapola!!! Amazing, Brilliant, delish...love at first bite! I've NEVER in my life had a red velvet cupcake that I've liked until today. OMG!!!!\n\nMy work husband just brought me a red velvet cupcake and I looked at it with despair. Everyone always raves about how good red velvet is but I've never been much of a fan. When he brought it I was expecting just another disappointment. Yet, it was more like the WOW factor x 100!!!!\n\nThe cake texture was perfect!!! It was fluffy, flavorful and moist. I do not like cream cheese frosting but this one just melted in your mouth. It was not that clumpy creamy crap. It was light and not over bearing. \n\nI'm seriously in love. I am going to have to find this mobile cupcake truck for more!! I'm going to be on a mission. This is going to be a sweet affair!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q2RsDOhzsCBI-F1oOPe6Lg", "date": "2012-03-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NfVnT-ZE9omGTeuf5Z1g4w", "text": "Wow, these cupcakes are just fantastic. I love how this place sells cupcakes on a truck! I tried the Red Velvet, Raspberry Lemon, and Strawberry cupcakes and they definitely hit the spot. Though a bit pricey ($2.75-$3.00 per cupcake), these cupcakes are definitely worth trying if you're in the mood!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "gTtoaQBu9h1mXdHh1cxXxA", "date": "2010-07-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NiG3LvRK-8m7GpudHUJq_A", "text": "OMG - these are deadly they are soooo good!  I've been lucky and tried a handful of flavors; vanilla, peanut butter chocolate, salted caramel and red velvet.  It's a toss up between vanilla and peanut butter chocolate for me.  Fortunately, I have a three year old niece who is my food twin so we go halvsies :).  It's my niece's favorite place;  after a day at pre-school she even requests to go to the cupcake truck.\n\nI've also had a two day old vanilla cupcake, which somehow was still delicious.  It's like they put crack in the frosting it is soooo good!  \n\nUnfortunately, I haven't gotten the full experience; I've never had to wait in the line.  My sister usually does (and I love her for that); the last time my sister went (while I was running errands), there were some newbies there before asking the owners, does this line of 10 people scare you?  Owners response, this does not scare me. It's the line at downtown Oakland that terrifies me.  According to my sister, people come dt Oakland with reading material and wait at least 30 minutes, if not an hour!  DAMN, now that is some commitment to mack on some cupkates!\n\nI don't know if I want to find this out, but how many calories do you think one cupcake is?  I really hope it's not too absurd.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "B35Nwmd15-0WNdI-8jISOA", "date": "2010-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "NP2nnQZwCR6uZRNXI9p01A", "text": "Ginger cupcake with lemon cream cheese frosting is my new favorite.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XkLK2iBsgqF6mWwDfRgqqQ", "date": "2011-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nTo32WJrnxS8YRTDpyvZAg", "text": "I wish I could give Cupkates a better review but it's hampered by the mildly negative customer service I experienced.\n\nVisited Cupkates truck at Off the Grid Civic Center, I chose a tiramisu cupcake and my friend a red velvet for $3 each. Since Cupkates was our final visit in the string of trucks at Off the Grid that day our hands were nearly full. So in order to get the money out I needed to put my food somewhere so I put it on the ledge after asking, little did I know that there's no counter there. Well the lady in the truck put on a real sour face when I did that, but I'm trying to get you your money here! Overall that lady taking the cash came off as unwelcoming even before that and it certainly doesn't make me want to come back.\n\nNow for the cake itself. The tiramisu cupcake wasn't what I expected. The frosting was the filling you'd find in tiramisu cake - mascarapone and whipping cream (probably with egg) and that was actually quite good. The cupcake itself was just like a regular vanilla cupcake with a lady finger crust on the bottom, and slightly soaked with espresso syrup or something at the bottom of the cake (not the lady fingers). There wasn't enough espresso flavor of the cake to make it taste enough like tiramisu. For a tiramisu cupcake I'd expect more espresso flavor (or maybe an espresso cake?).", "stars": 3, "user_id": "mF8OpULEGK3K12-pgVU0eg", "date": "2011-08-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nvQUG6CTFTdJa4D7p8BYBQ", "text": "Really good. Only complaint......not enough frosting.  When it comes to a cupcake....it's all about the frosting, baby.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "F6tY_ao31l7UnwlYbNsg4A", "date": "2012-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nvVDvXAO46A-w2UC7vhAHQ", "text": "They were smart to locate in the East Bay, which has largely been ignored by the cupcake craze. The only options here are so-so Teacakes and the mediocre \"Love at First Bite\", plus a few places here and there that just make one or two flavors. No Kara's, Sprinkles, or Sift to be found here.\n\nEnter Cupkates. Sure, you'll have to wait in line behind some of their 1400 Facebook fans (gotta love the guy in front of us today who ordered 50, totally oblivious to the growing crowd behind him) and the frosting is the buttery kind, as opposed to the thick and sugary version I prefer.\n\nBut these are still the best cupcakes in the 510. I'll have to follow this moving target more often!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "iGwrbMOY5YS9sV9vSjUIZA", "date": "2010-02-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "nZEH43TsIh0XrlvD6NC1Sw", "text": "When you see this truck do what you can to stop it. Run behind it, In front of it or just plain throw your body in its tracks.  I don't know what they do to these cupcakes but they are pure divinity. Perfectly moist and fluffy and a huge dollop of sweet frosting.\n\nRed Velvet, is my absolute favorite but other flavors like  Smore and Twinkie are also pretty delicious...Wait in line. As long as it takes. It is worth it.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1dj2Vp9plba4O9hGtKaB8w", "date": "2010-03-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o_77cDWH4G_VzsOJ4Sf53g", "text": "These cupcakes are pretty good. I really like the lemon merengue and the double vanilla. Sometimes I think that they're too much frosting, but they're pretty good. My favorite one is the lemon merengue one though. That cupcake is BOMB. The bottom of the cupcake is kind of like a pie crust and there's a bit of lemon filling, and it's topped off with merengue. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Fxf7rQnEixx7-et36CBrVg", "date": "2011-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "o7HyAEDW7c3jw0Q3mrZNMg", "text": "I would say these are pretty decent cupcakes. I had the salted caramel and Mexican hot chocolate cupcakes. Simply to die for! Both were extremely moist and tasty. The frosting was not overly sweet but really soft. I liked the Mexican hot chocolate better, the chocolate was not overwhelming nor too sweet which I like. And you can def taste the hints  of cinnamon in Mexican hot chocolate. So delicious. The salted caramel was decent but it was kind of too sweet for me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "SI0B9MRW_x3O9ua-L3gvPA", "date": "2011-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oamR6rBbJOMZcZV3ydeMKw", "text": "nom nom nom! my favorite cupcakes from cupkates are... tiramisu, vanilla, red velvet, lemon rasberry... ohh hell, all of them are my favorite! i LOVE cupkates!! best cupcakes i've ever had and they are always so fresh! i love that the frosting isn't too sweet and it goes perfectly with the moist cupcake!! as for pricing, it's not bad at all!! i can't wait to try new flavors because they're always coming out with new ones. ohhh and this is what you call good customer service! can't wait to lay by hands on another box of cupkates! no wonder why the line is always so long!! folks, wherever they are - make sure you line up early because they'll sell out real quick!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Z-NjDpNw_SDPEap81FN9OQ", "date": "2011-01-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OH5ZrWaUfsmKIWumEKphog", "text": "Best red velvet.  Cupkates is what I measure other red velvets against.  I like the tiramisu and s'mores cupcake too but red velvet is the way to go :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "r-8eQ28RhnQPJdZXHcTXrw", "date": "2011-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Ol15vWmkv1yamrBRfjwy5Q", "text": "I really enjoyed the cupcake (more than at Tea Cake Bakeshop, but have yet to try Love at First Bite!) but I don't think I'd go for again simply because I can't justify the price! I ordered the tiramisu cupcake... didn't think it would come out well because it's impossible to nail down the texture in a cupcake but the flavor was definitely there. The cupcake was complex in that it had a graham cracker (?? or something else) crust, some coffee/tiramisu flavor in the middle, and omg the frosting was amazing. I usually hate frosting (cream cheese frosting on red velvet cupcakes is way to rich for me and typical frosting just leaves that oily taste/texture on my lips) but this frosting was a good amount of sweetness with a light tiramisu flavor.\n\nOther people who tried it did say that this place is generally pretty sweet for its cucpakes, but all in all it's really good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fePUffifNdyTZT8sIqpzyw", "date": "2012-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oLJPTqKcqPYUJ_eKR5xOVw", "text": "You can't go wrong with any of their cupcakes. Seriously. I've tried most of the menu and they're all good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zM6HkS0Dv9njAUN3gHlI7A", "date": "2011-04-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Omdo_4-fMPeWw-lY8RbcPQ", "text": "+5 stars - look, I'll give it to you straight. Each Cupkate cupcake is a single serving of bomb diggity. It's the tastiest handful of tasty taste taste you're gonna get all day.\n\nThe Mexican Spicy Chocolate and the Tiramisu are The Real. Know that. Ya heard?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PQPk3yifh1O0C7tYAmGfLg", "date": "2012-05-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_Omza36Gp3ofIwDCCqgzvQ", "text": "Wonderful product, fantastic marketing plan. A very unique idea and Kate is so nice, friendly and very customer oriented! \n\nI have tried the double vanilla and the frosting tasted like vanilla ice cream...it is SO DELICIOUS!! Possibly the best cupcake I've ever had.\n\nCan't wait to sample another one soon. Keep up the good work, Berkeley loves you!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bQPxOzB1bvN40-y-DZyKig", "date": "2009-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oOH9xWeVkmH9kLdzDXYtSA", "text": "Everyone has a favorite cupcake, and this is mine. I don't really love buttercream, so I'm a particular fan of anything that has marshmallow or cream cheese frosting. That said, the salted caramel buttercream is pretty freaking good. All of the special flavors are definitely worth ordering since they rotate quickly.\n\nAlso, they're super about special orders, although they could use a slightly more secure ordering channel than email/phone. I'm an engineer and I work for cupcakes. Just sayin'.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gfjgoJ_ERWzp8JbmlYo_bA", "date": "2011-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OpdGgb8mDi-Y-bQYC1zXvQ", "text": "I was fortunate enough to be given a few of these cupcakes as a surprise!  I tasted the red velvet, the lemon raspberry, salted caramel, and twinkie.\n\nThe red velvet was SOO GOOD.  I know in my previous cupcakery reviews, I've sworn by their red velvets, but this one... Oh.. My.. God! If you don't know which cupcake you want to try, get this one! haha Not only is the cake moist, yet dense, with a somewhat stronger hint of cocoa, but the cream cheese icing is the perfect consistency and taste!!!!!!!!!!  FIVE STARS for the red velvet!\n\nThe chocolate cake of the salted caramel was alright.  The texture seemed kind of odd - as if when someone makes a sour cream cake where the resulting product isn't really cake-y... I could pass on this one.\n\nThe lemon raspberry was also very good!  The cake had a nice lemon flavor (I think they put lemon zest, but I ate it so quickly, I didn't have time to examine. haha).  The buttercream icing was eh. I scraped off 3/4 of the icing.  It tasted alright, but the consistency was a lil too light and not flavorful enough since I couldn't really tell what it was supposed to be other than the pink color and the name of the cupcake.\n\nThe twinkie was surprisingly good.  Again, I had to scrape off most of the icing (how people are able to open their mouths wide enough to fit both the icing and the cupcake is amazing because I can't do it!).  The cake had a great vanilla flavor and I could see the vanilla bean specks! omg. soo good. \n\nAll in all, the cake portion of the cupcakes were 5* as far as taste and texture go.  The cream cheese icing is also very good! However, the amount of icing is too much IMO and the buttercream icings aren't that great (hence minus half a star!) and the other half a star goes towards the $3 price! ack.  I think if they spread the frosting a lil thinner it'd be sooo much easier to eat and not over power the cake.\n\nI'll definitely have my bf buy me more whenever I have a cupcake craving!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jh9lzfkbRiHcuftkBE4XsA", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OpqgugyAAxWCZWBGgBpOXQ", "text": "Are you kidding me?  The cupcake tasted like something you would buy at Safeway, was incredibly small, and had no cap (like a muffin does).  For all the craze in cupcakes these days it amazes me this place can stay in business charging 3$ a piece.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "sRWdijM_79RYwojbRrX2hA", "date": "2012-08-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "oRrAXcfTda5YOJKHiOECAA", "text": "Lawd Lawd lawwwd.\n\nThese cupcakes were delicious. Ridiculously delicious. I had a tirimisu cupcake and it was perfect. Soft-melt-in-your-mouth buttercream coupled with a soft tender cake splashed with rum.\n\nI am turned on just thinking about the delicious concoction that was flowing in my mouth just mere moments ago!\n\nI might dare say that Kara's Cupcakes has found themselves a real contender! Ding Ding!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "f81Y2EzuRqefayCrL1Ra3Q", "date": "2011-04-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OsZjkdwL6q2HEOaV-jNq6A", "text": "I don't even like cupcakes!  This was the best cupcake I ever had!  It was so funny, I was driving down Brannan & there's the truck and I say to myself \"Self, do we want a treat?\" Self said \"No, besides cupcakes are dry in the middle and covered with frosting to try to psych you out!\"  So, I went to the flower mart & handled my business & driving home there's the truck, again... I stop in the middle of the street back up and park behind the truck. While standing gazing at the list the pretty girl reading in' the truck says \"If you'd like a cupcake I only have 3 left Double Vanilla, Smores, and Banana Cream Pie.\"  Suddenly, a middle aged guy stands next to me.  I smile at him, he didn't smile back. I said to the pretty cupcake lady give me two of the three so I can make life easy on him, I'll take the s'more & the banana cream pie.  She laughed really quite heartily at my meaness and boxed up my cupcakes, & slapped on a sticker.  As the stuck up suit approached the counter he said \"Banana Cream Pie.\" She told him I bought the last one.  I kinda wonder if thats what made it taste so darn good!  The S'mores was okay but the banana cream pie made me dance in the car! I tried to save it. I tried to put it down, but that was one hecka fresh cupcake!  That's right I said hecka!  My 35th birthday is tomorrow and that's what I want! Banana cream pie cupcake from Cupkates! \n\nP.S. I AM NOT LOOSE WITH THE 5 STAR RATINGS! I REALLY LOVE YOUR CUPCAKES & THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZEeUr17mIuhuwDuWYNEu0g", "date": "2012-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OWzPR1G8XJIRBGP5NsheQQ", "text": "Oh my freaking God, this was the best cupcake I have ever had.  I got the salted caramel from a co-worker that bought a bunch and it was AMAZING.  It was so moist, it melted in my mouth.  SOLD!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lrp5aQP31ar3JDlbwccfHQ", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OYZYg_BPAuAXpt1zOd72kQ", "text": "I've never had someone so dedicated to cupcakes let alone to see a cupcake truck! I was amazed by every flavor they have. \nThey are so friendly and kind, and never do I have to wait more then a few minutes even though their lines are always long and I can see why!\nI would eat here any chance i get and never be disappointed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Twcq5UXBXT_LRYtV7R7Y7Q", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ozRLiQiPKx3kyYWNNfv8qA", "text": "OK... it's time for me to give credit where it's due - CupKates deserves 5 stars for having such awesome cupcakes!\n\nPre-CupKates, I never was a cupcake person and didn't get the whole cupcake craze. That is, until I tried the little morsels of crack that CupKate serves! The dollop of frosting on top may not look the most appetizing, but trust me - you'll want to lick every last drop! The frosting is rich and luscious but not overwhelmingly sweet, while the cupcake itself is tasty and moist.\n\nI don't think you can really go wrong with any of their cupcakes (although the double chocolate and double vanilla seem boring), but my personal faves so far are the red velvet and new key lime!\n\nBrace yourself for consistently long lines, and for them to start selling out of popular flavors if you get there too late!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "D1yV-ycciIc6cNNZQ32RLg", "date": "2010-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p052lgISxj123YieoYiA2g", "text": "Mmmm I happened to walk by these guys today on Montgomery and decided to get a cupcake on a whim.  I chose lemon raspberry, and I was so glad I did.  It was excellent!!  The cake was so flavorful and moist!  All too often lately you just get bland, or dry, or too too sweet, but these flavors were perfectly balanced.  While I personally prefer frosting to be spread more evenly over the cupcake surface, the raspberry buttercream was reeeeeally good.  Not too sweet or overbearing.  I was surprised how much I liked it given that I usually go for thicker, less airy frosting.\n\nAll in all, yummy.  I pretty much inhaled it on my way to the muni station.  I'll definitely find a way to get back here on another Wednesday afternoon.  I'll reserve my five stars for the next one I try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZlV2g7DARR1xq6rS-HCBlw", "date": "2011-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "p5OVCVcncpBeU5zAyYKeVA", "text": "NOM. MUST EAT ALL THE CUPCAKES. Sophisticated yet satisfying flavors, perfect moist cake-part, perfect light n' creamy frosting part. Get two. At the Berkeley food truck swarm every Wednesday.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HEG5YSUu8Txp694lVFOenQ", "date": "2012-04-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "P-9kd9LDq7WxmJqhkWV6gQ", "text": "Hot damn! \n\nI just ate a s'more cupcake and couldn't be happier. I literally licked my fingers and couldn't stop thinking about more. This is a diet nightmare, but a sugar plum fantasy.\n\nThis was my first time eating one of these tasty cupcakes, but it most certainly won't be my last.  Can't wait to get obsessed and try all of the flavors... yummy!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T212EYmHggSZ4_2ALmGs-g", "date": "2011-02-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "pdjyFSYoteRJE_5-M1yhAA", "text": "Being a huge fan of cupcakes and all things sweet, I have had cupcakes from Sprinkles, Cako, and a whole lot more of which I don't know why I can't remember their names. However, with all the cupcakes I have ever had, Cupkates has ALWAYS remained my favorite.\n\nThe cupcakes are always perfectly moist and the icing is not super thick like Sprinkles' -- each flavor is a burst of richness that even without knowing the flavor, you can immediately identify it with one bite. \n\nI think another plus is that Cupkates is always traveling from locations and cities and she always sells out within the first hour - so that makes her cupcakes all that more desirable! The pricing is $3 which I find very average if not cheap amongst all other 'gourmet' desserts. \n\nI go to school down in Southern CA, but everytime I come home to Oakland, I always HAVE to visit the Cupkates Truck! On my last visit, I bought $54 worth of cupcakes and made a personal delivery to friends, my teachers, and my family -- they all love it almost as much as I do! \n\nPS: Great customer service! Kate was incredibly patient with my huge order and requests for extra boxes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ocf6izH84XmLIcZGQX8Xzg", "date": "2012-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PdsSdQLD0byZxFYov2gyAw", "text": "i wish there was a lot more to their cupcakes, especially since when i think 3 dollars for a cupcake is a bit steep for me. \n\nsalted caramel, yum. a solid good cupcake, decent frosting. nothing more to it.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "7GjLqIwlQ-0NwZN6fX_t8g", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PmBTbG_5gfTPg7dHf0IfNw", "text": "The truck was (still is at the moment) at the Beehive Market in Berkeley today. I went at about noon, and the whole market was pretty barren, so it came as no surprise to me that the truck was not busy at all.\n\nMy first impression upon approaching the truck was \"Who's this dude working the truck? I'm sure his name isn't Kate...\"\n\nAnyways, I ordered 4 cupcakes in hopes that I could just get a taste of each of them and bring the rest back to my family later in the day. I opened them up and found out that due to the massive frosting on top and the softness/moistness of the actual cupcake, it was pretty impossible to split with a butter knife and ended up eating all 4 on my own. Or maybe I just needed an excuse to eat them all (not really, I'm actually skipping out on lunch and going for a run later when the sun isn't so scorching).\n\nI have this tendency when I order things to completely forget what I ordered afterwards, so I had to try to guess based on other reviews what I ate, and here they are:\n\nSmores. I ate this first cuz it's what everyone seems to be jizzing about. The graham cracker crust was unsubstantial, since the base of the cupcake is small to begin with. The marshmallow frosting was pretty good though. Overall, it was whatever for me.\n\nTwinkie. I ate this second. It has coconut, which I'm not a fan of, but I liked this one the most of the four I got. The frosting inside the cupcake is probably what made it for me.\n\nSalt Caramel. I think this was just a chocolate cupcake with some frosting on it with caramel and salt? I don't know, but I didn't like it at all.\n\nSomething with strawberry and lemon. This was my second favorite. It would have been really good if the lemon flavor wasn't so strong.\n\nI didn't know what to really expect of just cupcakes, but I don't see myself hunting this place down regardless of how good the cupcakes are or are not.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "pqT9M7WN8YmobZtNaoUoYg", "date": "2010-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PvRpIp--uHWtbBYd_w1ufA", "text": "If there's a heaven and it has food, it will taste like the vanilla cupcake from Cupkates.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "E02kPThVgskLzi6St3_IUw", "date": "2012-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PZ-OxUiabzj0xJfy6NLnkw", "text": "Why are you not here all the time!? Why must you make me wait until Thursdays to taste your deliciousness? I miss you Cupkates.\n\nSorry for my desperation, it's just finals. But I miss your Red Velvet and Smore cupcakes. I will need to get more next Thursday at Off the Grid. \n\nBest cupcakes I've had in the city. Too bad they are kind of small. I eat them too fast. =\\", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OhsTFtSTMEREcZJyq2FS8A", "date": "2011-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q4AFngA1_5YVuWEPKm3jIQ", "text": "OMFG!!  I have been twitter stalking the Cupkates truck ever since a friend of mine tried a red velvet Cupkate at a wedding she attended.  For me, these were the best cupcakes I have ever had. \n\nI finally got my chance to try Cupkates at Off the Grid: Berkeley last night.  Yes, the line was LONG. But it was definitely worth the wait.  In line I contemplated my order.  I settled on 4; 2 red velvet, 1 salted caramel, 1 s'mores.\n\nRed Velvet: the frosting is one of the best cream cheese frostings I have ever had.  yum!\nSalted Caramel: Lets just say I want another one (like right now).  This was my favorite.  the hint of salt was just perfect. YUMMY!  \nS'mores: graham cracker at the base and toasted marshmallow frosting.  (my friend ate this one because i devoured the salted caramel).\n\nI look forward to following the Cupkates to the next location!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "TxKIc1BxBmqCdUs_yabVOA", "date": "2011-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q4BwmLQ3GixSMl_3t-bAvw", "text": "i love cake..i love sweets, pastries, puddings and cookies...oh and the parking is difficult near this truck.  find some and walk on over.\n\nso they're always at the OTG-off the grid haight street.\n\ni love cupcakes.  i love them so much i had to try them.\n\nokay. first of all....i know they're just too expensive and they're TOO SMALL!  \n\nthey taste good but sometimes they're a little dry.\n\nalso their red velvet cupcakes are all ready dry...and they use just the same as ANYWHERE ELSE and give you the sour cream frosting, which for me is just to thick and sweet.  i'd tell you where its better but i just don't do that.  this review is for cupkates and cupkate only...if you want to know where i say its WAY BETTER you'll have to review my reviews...or message me and convince me that i should share this secret with you...lol.\n\nhonestly, i thought 2.50 for a cupcake is expensive...but 3 dollars and its HALF A CUPCAKE in size to a NORMAL cupcake?\n\nwell, if you love cupcakes, you'll try it anyway.  they do good business.  i've had better but this place is at least average in taste.  if you're on a diet i guess a half a cupcake might work.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ovQQd092dq1mJRL9lSReEQ", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "q_cG0U3MqcgImbA-p-7_7g", "text": "Cupkates is a cupcake truck that drives around and stops at various areas in the vicinity of Berkeley and North Oakland. I heard that their routes change a lot so if you ever see their truck, I recommend going up to buy a cupcake. Cupcakes are ~$3 each depending on the flavor. My friend coincidentally saw their truck in front of the campus and bought S'mores and Red Velvet cupcakes for us. \n\nTheir cupcakes are good but not awesome. A wee smaller than the ones I've normally seen but they are topped with a nice thick dollop of cream cheese frosting. Although my red velvet is one of my favorites in terms of cupcake/cake flavors, I though theirs was just okay. My favorite was the S'mores because it was unique in that the \"frosting\" was a melted marshmallow that had been flamed at the top and they also had a graham cracker crust on the bottom (a nice surprise!).\n\nThe cupcake was airy, a little too airy---kind of like a cake :/ but their frosting was pretty good. :)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "WJfNVm4mXXDt1Vakg13CpA", "date": "2011-02-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QEH47rn43i0ph5hEccgdQg", "text": "Songs have been written about the perfect cupcake. Well, maybe they haven't but they should. And if those songs were written, they would sing Cupkates' praises. Seriously. I have had the fortune of tasting lemon meringue and red velvet. Both very good. The Lemon Meringue had a wonderful graham cracker crust, the cake was light and airy and it had the level of lemon zing that was perfect. The red velvet was the best red velvet ive ever had. The icing was perfect, dense, creamy and sweet but not overly sweet. I. Want. More.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uLQeiEXcCwt8cRBwpBM-qQ", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qHjvgMej4Z7B3QJ1E-OXUQ", "text": "Can a sista give em 12 stars? Sweet moist cups of caramelly salty goodness... and they can rock a Twinkie cupcake!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9MhkWYPw-mviRV43uSgBJQ", "date": "2011-12-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QHM59s8gED__bVA_Lfm9Mg", "text": "I've only tried so far their Salted Caramel.  What the heck do they put in there??  How is it so moist and fluffy??  It must be crack cause flour, sugar, and butter can't taste this good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A5S0h5ACmIfRQMLchv8XPg", "date": "2010-06-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QHxnuJ0YVcVCDI2YUb58ZA", "text": "My husband and I finally got down to Ft. Mason Friday night for the food trucks while in San Francisco a few weeks ago. We stuffed ourselves with so much great food, that we had to take the cupcakes to go. We got the red velvet, Mexican chocolate and caramel sea salt and took them back to the hotel for later. My husband is fortunate that I was in a generous mood because otherwise he wouldn't have tasted a crumb. The red velvet was solid, but paled in comparison to the other two extraordinary flavors. I wish they would ship to Texas!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eF2L2o02yEOqtMbbVS_uyQ", "date": "2011-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QLABp0WESfjJcKhCcUzrog", "text": "Headed to Off the Grid last night and after nomming on other trucks, decided to get some cupcakes to go.\n\nI'm just going to say that Cupkates was worth every penny. I've never had a better cupcake and that we should start typing cupkates instead of cupcakes. And might I add, they had already sold out on 3 flavors by the time I ordered (like Lemon Raspberry! how delicious does that sound?!).\n\nAnyways, I ordered a Red Velvet as well as a Tiramisu. I split the Red Velvet with D, and it was once of the best Red Velvets I've ever had. The cream cheese was not thick and fluffy, which I loved. The cake was also super moist.\n\nI had planned to save the Tiramisu for my mom, but when i got home, she was already sound asleep. I decided to save it for this morning and by golly, still delicious, still good, after 12+ hours. The frosting was very light, and the cake was still moist after sitting for an entire night. I want another one already!\n\nIs it possible to give something 6 stars? Yeah, it's that good.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mI7qhszlDChPNbaQy9AHIw", "date": "2011-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qLggchR3qhe4NiqEMcE-Mw", "text": "I saw a Cupkates truck and decided to get a few. I ordered the red velvet, double vanilla, and pumpkin spice cupcakes. I'm a big gourmet cupcake fan and try them everywhere I see them. \n\nFirst, I ate the pumpkin spice:\n(1)  The taste of the frosting was bad. It tasted weird and was not sweet.\n(2)  There was not enough frosting. (although I didn't like their frosting anyway, so I guess not enough was actually a good thing)\n(3)  The cake was decent.\n\nFor the red velvet and double vanilla:\n(1)  The frosting was only slightly sweet. They need to make all of their frosting much, much, much sweeter. The red velvet frosting needs less cream cheese.\n(2)  There was not enough frosting. Frosting should cover the entire top part of the cupcake and be at least 1/4 of an inch thick.\n(3)  The cake was pretty good for both.\n\nI would give 2 1/2 stars if I could. Overall grade: C\n\nSprinkles is still the Champ!!.....followed up by Suite 106 Cupcakery in Rancho Cucumonga.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "PhVNhCpmgL3x2ojP_bDPFA", "date": "2011-10-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qmdHNarnMbOiSVXqPYiF1w", "text": "Cupcakes are SO overrated. However, Cupkates is LEGIT. I hate typical cake and cupcake frosting, but Cupkates's is much lighter -- more like mousse. Good, deep, balanced flavors. Decadent but not too sweet. The cake is moist enough. I like everything except the Double Vanilla.\n\nFor first timers seeking guidance, try the S'mores. I don't even particularly like chocolate, and I still think it's really good.\n\nBest cupcakes in town. Thanks for stopping in Oakland on Thursdays :).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0SaDrcTNLvQA41GeDhZPEA", "date": "2012-04-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Qo2kzXdg7-UAQS-DgAVO5g", "text": "I love cupcakes. I have high expectations for cupcakes especially when it's a vanilla cupcake- and they topped my expectations with a vanilla bean cupcake! I find that it's important to have the right ratio between cupcake and frosting and they nailed it. I learned that the cupcake is all natural which makes it extra special. The staff is very friendly and I will for sure have another when if I every come across the truck again!\n\nWe actually came across the truck by accident. I was shopping at CB2 and then walked across the street to Crate and Barrel, and Cupkates was blocking the sign. They were parked across the street and I got distracted and got excited to see a cupcake truck. I saw the vanilla bean and I had to have one. I had one, I actually went back and bought 4 more to take home- YumM! Every time I have cupcakes from somewhere else or try to bake one myself, I can't find one that compares to Cupkates. Eat up- YumM!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "I4s1mk8SVRnrw6noB4kiFg", "date": "2012-01-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QqkgxdP0brHOuhijq-JOig", "text": "huge chunks!!!!!!!!!!!!! delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m1RMAkPj1BCYQBTiJsGMJw", "date": "2012-09-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QqLCNda7uhV6-qNZJrtQmw", "text": "I'm totally underwhelmed by this place.  I've tried them several times, but their flavors sound more interesting than they actually are.  The salted caramel sounds fantastic, but the caramel is overwhelmed by the salt.  The red velvet was completely boring, almost no flavor.  The faux-twinkie cupcake was better than an actual Twinkie, but just not that tasty.  My biggest gripe is that their frosting is too buttery (I can't believe I'm saying that).  It needs a higher percentage of sugar.  It's really kind of greasy as it is, and leaves a huge oily stain on the box.  I wish I could like this place more, but they just don't do it for me.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "w5xIM9JIlWCd46gm2Q6O4g", "date": "2010-09-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "QWOkmdFn88fCi66hsryggw", "text": "The price= $9 for 3 cupcakes\n\nThe challenge= find a cupcake I really like\n\nMission accomplished? Or mission impossible? I don't really know. I liked these well enough, but they didn't change my world. Maybe I am just a cupcake cynic, and I'll never find the one for me.\n\nI tried the lemon meringue, tiramisu, and salted caramel. \n\nLemon meringue was quite tasty. Lemon cake, lemon curd filling (just enough) and meringue topping. Yum! I would say it ties with Cako for my favorite lemon meringue cupcake. I like how the crumb is light and airy, and their is just enough curd to add flavor without being too gooey. Overall, my favorite of the bunch\n\nTiramisu- This does not taste like tiramisu. At first my friend and I were really confused.. it's not soaked in any liquid, it's not chocolatey, the top is mascarpone but there is no coffee flavor... yeah, I don't understand this at all. It tasted like a vanilla cupcake with mascarpone topping. Which is great in its own right, but don't call it a tiramisu. Call it a vanilla cupcake with mascarpone.\n\nSalted caramel- wasn't a fan of the chocolate cake part, which I thought lacked flavor. The buttercream was delightful- I'm a sucker for salted caramel.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "oVLcVeZFLeqFeoJ0DpbIEQ", "date": "2011-04-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "R8tk-qpAaTHZlzOjtEcgBA", "text": "When i heard about Cupkates months ago I knew that I would be trying their cupcakes at one point or another in my life.  Well I did and i gotta say i don't understand all of the love for them.  I mean, they are by no means bad, but I feel that with all the other cupcake joints in the Bay area I wouldn't come back. \n\nI had the salted caramel and s'mores cupcake and neither of them were particularly good.  I had high hopes for the smores since I pretty much love anything that even remotely resembles the camping treat, but this was a bit of a disappointment.  The salted caramel was pretty good, but not a flavor i really enjoyed.  \n\nWell i'm all for second chances and if the opportunity presents itself I will definitely buy a different flavor next time, but I wouldn't go out of my way again.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "POTTP-0Zy2fyz3J5sc8hkA", "date": "2011-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RDdCDA3glxKabctDiKlAww", "text": "Cupcakes are AMAZING.  I love Cupkates, so far it's my favorite in the bay Area, much better than Kara's and Sprinkles too!  The cupcakes are always delish, moist, and satisfying.   I always get the Red Velvet and Salted Caramel.  The others are fantastic too, but these two are my absolute favorite!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A8853p8dVm2mSpmAZFhYJw", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rhUd1_fx0nnPxm5L8gGNhQ", "text": "Best cupcakes I have ever had. Supremely moist. My favorite is the banana cream pie and wish it was a regular menu item instead of seasonal. The tiramisu and double vanilla are also delicious! Love the cookie bottom on both the banana cream and tiramisu. The frosting is light and fluffy, but make sure you eat them the first day, because it changes consistency in the refrigerator. Only one I didn't like was the spicy Mexican chocolate because the spice was overwhelming. Glad I have to walk a ways to get these because they are sure a temptation!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "DU5EeSr3OvdVtrpi2CgGIg", "date": "2012-06-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "RlnCBfA9sSFt1579Sd8-ng", "text": "The Tiramisu cupcake is the BEST CUPCAKE I'VE EVER HAD. THERE I SAID IT. Disregard any other past review I've written where I've foolishly claimed the best cupcake was from another bakery in another city.\n\nEspresso soaked cake, mascarpone icing, lady finger crust... *drools*. Who needs real tiramisu anymore?! I've also tried the Double Vanilla and Caramel Apple, but they just don't even compare to this one.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BLAZXRFD5-7qqvW43SSaag", "date": "2011-10-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "rLVPMlZdbNV4BNYfe7_C4Q", "text": "Oh my heaven's...my friend and co-worker Sarah had been talking these cupcakes up to me for MONTHS and all I could think of was \"What is so great about these cupcakes?\".... \n\nWell one night Sarah text messaged me and said \"Cupkates is gonna be in Downtown Oakland! Bring $3 bucks with you to work!\" So I dutifully brought my money with me and on our lunch break we sped...literally...sped...to Downtown Oakland and I got to try these oh so amazing cupcakes. I don't think I talked the whole time I savored these delightful pieces of heaven! \n\nThey were so good and I am so sad to say I have not had the chance to have anymore since that first time but you can bet when the Cupkates truck is close to work I will be speeding down there to get more of her amazingly yummy cupcakes again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xUKMjJtHoVZWd1Xl8m5MaQ", "date": "2010-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-s4KPA3F7-PrIlJ3FCAIaw", "text": "Heard about the truck but didn't see it til today.  Tried the Red Velvet, S'more, Lemon Raspberry and Double Vanilla today.  Two of us thought the Lemon Raspberry were the best although all agreed they each were great.  I will hunt this truck down in the future.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HB6Es4sYhUcUxAXkir1pjQ", "date": "2009-11-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SBEMwvum6chQ0rFOD2AKfw", "text": "I ordered 2 dozen cupcakes for a work-related event, with very short notice.\nI ordered using the website, which requests a 24 hour lead time.\nMy one issue with this business is that I wish there were a way to call and order by phone, so one can get instant confirmation that the order can be completed in the time required- unfortunately, Cupkates is closed on Tuesdays, so they couldn't make my cupcakes within the 24 hour time period. \n\nHowever, the awesomeness of the cupcakes totally made up for it- they were a huge hit around the office! I had people coming up to me for the rest of the week, gushing about how much they enjoyed them. Smores and Peanut Butter Chocolate were particular favorites with my crowd. \n\nIn addition, when I went to go pick them up, I was able to get an additional half dozen, fresh from the oven- Yum!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "X61n_fmlhIMQiKrIoWKcng", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "siik4qQKsrq6ZN5psRIAkg", "text": "\"Oh! SALTED CARAMEL cupcakes!\"\n\nYou were so worried they'd be using a Bakemark brand just-add-water cake mix like the million other cupcake places that've popped up, but you figured these folks were legit cuz they're in SF and all. Instead, you got a sub-par devils food cake topped with a shortening-heavy icing (let's face it, cupcakes are only icing delivery systems). \n\nThe icing is painfully in need of some caster sugar for texture, salt to help bring out the butter flavor (there is butter in there, right, Kate? please don't let me be eating shortening and sugar), and vanilla. \n\nWithout grainy sugar, salt, butter, and vanilla, you end up with the plasticky icing that they happen to have :(\n\ni tried 4 different cupcakes (salted caramel, peanut butter chocolate, tiramisu, and smores), an unfortunate waste of $12, and only the smores icing tasted different, because they added some marshmallow fluff. \n\nand customers, let's not try to be fancy, remember, you're ordering from a truck -- caramel has only two syllables.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "iLjCBrcT2Unu8Uzv0KaHwg", "date": "2011-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SM5_ndhtuOseA08yEeZvKQ", "text": "Hella good cupcakes (tiramisu and lemon/raspberry) with generous icing (yes, the good kind). Oh, and Kate's a Lakers fan (bonus).", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VgtcRwMPiAEeuPsayXB4kA", "date": "2010-10-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sMhxj5Fe3rv0iRLlvYpoJw", "text": "I LOVE CUPKATES.\n\nWhy? Well as a chubby girl who didn't get chubby by eating sweets, a cupcake is a good blend of frosting and cake. Kate's are amazing. The smores with the fired marshmallow is devine. I am a huge fan of the ever so moist red velvet with cream cheese frosting. Plus you gotta try the twinkie cupcake! \n\nHeavenly creations and I think best cupcake around.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WXnzRYjzClrpQ0Elwk3Ynw", "date": "2010-10-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "sPaO4sHKf_eWPLaqx3Yutw", "text": "I first ran into CupKates at \"off the grid\" event in SF \n\nThis place makes the BEST cupcakes.  I've tried other cupcakes from SO Cal - North Cal - East and Midwest. Their cupcakes are fresh and super MOIST. Their frosting is just perfect! Not too sweet like other cupcake places. \n\nLoved all their flavors: Salted Caramel, Tiramisu,Red Velvet, S'mores, Twinkie, Double Vanilla and Double Chocolate! \n\nHands down best cupcakes!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "OxA53Gl8WNUbCEgFyGWgdg", "date": "2010-12-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SRV8ZTQ_hf9moSiK8pKevw", "text": "The frosting is Goldilocks perfect for me.  It's not too dense, and it's not too sweet.  \n\nI like how they go out to the Civic Center off-the-grid every other week.  It helps me not get too fat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "C_x21y1HzTm90SaHToczgA", "date": "2011-10-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SsoTpJzZI-fJNrKMY3varg", "text": "Such a wonderful idea.  Cupcakes were tasty and had the perfect dollop of frosting on top.  The frosting had a light and smooth texture.   Would love to run into them again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "XnRs0pcBX5mhYGN9doC1Lw", "date": "2010-03-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Sy8hzxM1eJ-y7A84e2NRIg", "text": "What a pleasant surprise, I walked up to what I thought was a taco truck in order to  get change for parking and to my delight it was cupcakes!! I wasn't able to get change but i bought two cupcakes! The frosting is amazing :) Out of all the cupcakes I've tried from specialty places... these take the cake, wayy better than any Sprinkles ones I've had", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fmpq4rynR4QJ3eaYa27I3A", "date": "2010-06-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SzYzw68CbcAKCAh_HPZ9jg", "text": "As I live with a family of bakers...it is rare that we all love a baked good outside the household.  That is, until we discovered the roaming Cupkates truck in Berkeley.  We are always a sucker for trying a great story with a unique twist and Kate delivered.  Her cupcakes are wonderful.  Reminds me of waiting for those fresh muffins my mom used to make...I believe her secret is that her offerings are fresh and that the delivery of them actually adds to the enjoyment.  Red Velet rocked it.  Moist and texture.  A+.  Find cupkates on Twitter or Facebook for when and where.  http://twitter.com/Cupkates", "stars": 5, "user_id": "fo5W3vrjcdHFtLEtQwkdUw", "date": "2010-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "T1j64zE9_w2UyGn5gSnMEw", "text": "Another favorite: lemon raspberry--tart, slightly sweet and just perfect. \n\nI'm waiting to try their Twinkie cupcake though.........my cw brought it up, dammit!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CiYRhDyFbsDbWR45uv822w", "date": "2011-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "t308hOujUvXwp1bL7epaeQ", "text": "SO worth hunting down and driving out to wherever they are located at for the day!\n\nI absolutely love how moist and decadent their cupcakes are! They don't make their frosting super sweet, thick or cavity infested. Light and airy and enough with each bite of cake. PERFECT!\n\nLemon Raspberry, Red velvet, Double vanilla, S'mores, Salter caramel, Key lime, Guiness are all the ones that I've tried so far and I've loved every single one!! Definitely love the double vanilla and s'mores the most though ;)\n\nVerdict: I definitely love how it's a food truck and that they don't go crazy with their ingredients or decorations. Absolutely delicious and I definitely want to put in future orders since they put a smile on my face :D", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Q_yIbRXuE4AHxRr4Fnd_Vw", "date": "2010-08-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tcxggymk9LsqDSc1U5BxWw", "text": "Excellent flavor. Beware of frosting in hot weather.  They tend to melt.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rr2m2Xexsr3sKpwBempU4Q", "date": "2010-05-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tLyA-0puSIE937MefyK-Sg", "text": "I don't really like sweets but, the Tiramisu cupcake is AWESOME!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cFhuo4rutEyeGVSVUlfaRg", "date": "2012-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "tniabmMvcTDLmq5XNNPs3g", "text": "My wife & I saw the Cupkates food truck at the Alameda OtG event last Saturday.  Needing dessert after lunch, my wife got a Salted Caramel cupcake, while I got a double chocolate one.  Because the weather was really warm that day, the chocolate buttercream frosting was really light.  This made for a really messy, albeit very tasty, experience.  Next time, I'll have either the s'mores or tiramisu flavors, though one of our friends raves over the red velvet cupcakes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yv9jvt_58q9ZQzl9i8xUmw", "date": "2012-07-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TQT9yKXFYnP4aljhjPD4tQ", "text": "The red velvet cupcake is superb, the salted caramel cupcake is not so much (it was good, it just didn't have much salted caramel flavor) Regardless, I always find myself waiting in their notoriously long line and not hesitating to pay 3$ for each of those little yummy cakes.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bQnlT3ItcV0cS-t546vkDA", "date": "2011-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TURo5k390m21tEXYY_ZWHA", "text": "All my friends know that I am obsessed with cupcakes. \n\nOne day, while doing a photo shoot in berkeley, my co-worker and I stumble across a food truck. I thought, no way cupcakes from a truck can't be that good. \n\nAlthough skeptical, the line was extremely long so I decided to try it for myself. After the line died down I ordered a red velvet and a raspberry lemon cupcake togo. \n\nWhen I got home, I stuffed my face and have been dreaming about going back ever since. \n\nThese cupcakes were moist and definitely better than SPRINKLES!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7rfBi8WiNHliL-cAqMGNew", "date": "2010-09-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "u4BuCtSIgx6WQqLuQXYFsg", "text": "Completely worth the diabetic episode I had in the car on the way home from Off the Grid @ Fort Mason.\n\n(Not really, but I did feel a little woozy.  Might have been the Bao/Taco/TikkaMasalaFries/Dumpling/Cupcake/CremeBrulee Combo...?)\n\nDelicious and adorable cupcakes.  I'm a sucker for anything salted caramel so I went for the Salted Dulce de Leche, the Red Velvet and the Mexican Chocolate.  And yes, sweet man inside the truck, I shared with a friend.  Not that there's any shame in eating three of these delights.  I just didn't have the room...\n\nRed Velvet was the clear winner.  Perfect frosting.  The other two were also delicious - I loved the cinnamon in the Mexican Chocolate.  All three were very moist, foiling my plan to only eat the tops.\n\nSince it was my first OtG, I felt the need to sample everything.  I will surely come back to Cupkates every time but I might only need one flavor.  :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Y5Yj3HWELAYMuEo8CGK5CA", "date": "2011-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "U4fBBnYLF_CbxCjVgJFcDA", "text": "Pumpkin Spice and Tiramisu!\n\nPerfect texture between the frosting and cake. Delicious flavors. Better than Sprinkles! \n\nLooking forward to try the GInger Lemon flavor!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "BCHyzFtX1R5eZ5AoOkuONQ", "date": "2011-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UF8J5AbiRHCLSfZNX3T3IQ", "text": "I've tried quite a few Bay Area cupcakes including Kara's, Sprinkles, Cupcake Cove, Braxtons Boxes, Love at First Bite, etc.  Hands down, CupKates are the best.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oGk7N4bFPqEuE6tWsOdadQ", "date": "2012-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ULLq7921qXIx84NisaXEwA", "text": "The lemon meringue was really good. However double vanilla was not good. The frosting tasted like it was made from Crisco. Not tasty.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ZmNYuhCgvr7wmuHUPxzszw", "date": "2012-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uQYoQAXB7P7Ugz2PMbky4w", "text": "RED VELVET. Try it. Moist. Not too heavy or too airy-- perfect density. Not sickly sweet. Very generous amount of cream cheese frosting. Absolutely delicious.\n\nHowever, the price is a bit steep. $3 for a cupcake is unreasonable, regardless of how delicious it is. Also, gotta knock a star for the s'mores cupcake. I wasn't impressed. The cupcake was too fluffy, as was the frosting, and the graham cracker crust didn't do anything for me. It was too difficult to eat and too buttery.\n\nYummy but expensive :(", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jrdh2I5Ckx_8Vqt8At_Vjw", "date": "2010-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uqyQlXRC48aTQer8wyzx9Q", "text": "Oooohhh Boy.  My boss told me about this traveling sugar show and said it was pretty good.  Well, it's better than that.  My significant other said it was the \"best cupcake she ever had\".  I'm not going there, but it is possibly one of the best cupcakes I've ever had.\n\nIf you go during work and plan on eating one at your desk, give yourself some time to recover...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vwVsuhZQn4njGkJssT38hA", "date": "2010-07-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "urCGdI5nJf9Osr3Yfih9Tw", "text": "Here's my NY vs. SF cupcake report card, so far:\n\nSugar Sweet Sunshine: C-\n\nMagnolia: C+\n\nBilly's: B+\n\nKara's: A\n\nCupkate's: A+ !!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yKi3pg1xkQcgB2CMZkyIQQ", "date": "2009-12-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "UVO3Xhni05sPo3A90WrRjQ", "text": "We tried a few of these at Off the Grid last night. Spicy Mexican Chocolate and Salted Caramel.\n\nThe Spicy Mexican chocolate was a tiny bit too spicy for my tastes but I am a wimp. Under the heat I could taste how good it was and the cake was really moist and soft. The Salted Caramel was also pretty good the frosting was a bit rich but good.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OSJAPDNp1kg3vo-8lw2kqA", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Uxk9UghejAN8LUHXYkE4VQ", "text": "I  LOVE Cupkates; put's Kara's to shame (frankly Kara's sucks).  I love the salted caramel, red velvet and my daughter is partial to the smores.  These cupcakes are not overly sweet like some others and the flavors taste fresh and authentic.  The staff are always friendly (unlike other cupcake places) and always encourage to try other flavors.  Can't wait to try the pumpkin spice.\n\nThanks Cupkates, I am hooked!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sIOJewELf_XTz-__d-HBwQ", "date": "2010-10-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "v1s1x0RyWaZ1_5tkdUrV-Q", "text": "Whenever I go to Off the Grid, I have to make sure that Cupkates is there, and that I bring home about half a dozen cupcakes. I've had the lemon raspberry and s'mores which are good but my favorite is TIRAMISU! I don't even usually eat regular tiramisu but I love this tiramisu cupcake, so much so that I made sure to take plenty of pictures of it. I imagine that this is what clouds or heaven tastes like. It's not overly sweet or drenched in espresso. I wish I bought a whole box full! but sadly I only bought one. Cupkates most definitely has won a spot on my favorites list.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "BtV5ex6rDQMmAtXHLvxieQ", "date": "2011-02-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "V7zNfDE8BMuQTk9mEXZhpQ", "text": "I had cupkates for my wedding. My fiance and I first tried them at Off the Grid in the Haight and fell in love with the Smores cupcake. BEST Smores cupcake I ever had. The cake is moist and there is the right amount of marshmallow frosting that is lightly toasted. The best part was of course the graham cracker crust at the bottom. \n\nI knew that when we were going to do cake we were going to do cupkates smores cupcakes. Kate was very easy to work with and all I had to do was place my order 2 weeks before the wedding. Cupkates did not disappoint. I did have a little cake made by a friend to cut. After we cut that, my future brother-in-law was just standing there staring at the cupcakes and yelled out, \"Can we have cupcakes now?!\"\n\nEveryone loved the cupcakes. Such a nice treat to have at the wedding. Thanks CupKates!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HRy364nYIeuZuTCupdnmYw", "date": "2011-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VcTddMHnMZeKibhRFWuqVw", "text": "Cupkates are a sweet treat!  I recommend my favorite:\n\nSalted Caramel:  The chocolate cake is so moist!  It has a light caramel buttercream that doesn't overpower the cupcake.  It has a drizzle of caramel and dusting of flaked sea salt.  The salt really accentuates the flavor of the chocolate and caramel.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_0B_wpfO0FQa6b7c2CfN_A", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VdJpBXtlE4wKgsf-jVNc6g", "text": "Cupkate's is awesome!\n\nIt's so great to see the food-truck craze starting to hit the Bay Area, and this is a delicious start. \n\nThey usually have five or six flavors that get replaced as they come up with new ideas -- the most recent is caramel banana, which I haven't tried yet because I was swayed by the salted caramel. The cupcakes are moist and really flavorful, and the frosting is light and creamy, and not too sweet. \n\nThe truck roams around Berkeley and Oakland; they have a usual set of weekday stops, and will come by your office if you make a request. Follow them on Twitter (@CupkatesTruck) to get location updates.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vjWMqGJ9bJpUQ_1t44IuTQ", "date": "2010-03-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VGlrg6Ca28kj7yi-3yBQBQ", "text": "RED VELVET, its like a flavor orgy in your mouth. The texture is so smooth and the frosting is so tasty. I have to say if you can afford a $3 cupcake and afford the probably 300+ calories, then i say cupkates is your place!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8gO5GPyZZgtpouv1pmPprA", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "vH3C3J4jkll7OHxGyU0xPQ", "text": "What can I say? I love cupcakes and these are some of the best I have ever had! The Salted Caramel is to DIE for. The red velvet is heaven. \n\nI want more and I want them NOW. I also want my pants to fit, so I'm glad they roam and it takes a little work on my part to track them down. (Actually not too much, since all you hace to do is check Facebook for updates.)\n\nThe line moves quickly, which is almost a shame since everyone waiting in it is friendly and fun - of course! They love cupcakes!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w1r1Weokf1sb4xdBAEZtWw", "date": "2010-03-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VpLknbxtzIhEbmbjxkDoPw", "text": "I tried the salted caramel and red velvet. The cake was excellent quality, which I find unusual in a cupcake. The salted caramel especially was very moist and delicious. The cupcakes had WAY too much frosting for me - it was both too thick and extremely buttery. I probably would have liked about 1/3 the frosting, but the nice salt and caramel were on the top of the frosting, so of course I didn't want to sacrifice that. I thought $3 was a pretty fair price.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "NP-675YVy9URhNmdQdnWsQ", "date": "2011-03-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VtFTtOh7a3CZX8FYmIp-Zw", "text": "I had heard rumors about this truck so what a great surprise to stumble upon Cupkate's in downtown Berkeley.  Everything about it is charming - the truck, the presentation and Kate herself.\nThere are several interesting flavors to choose from - i, being a bit of a purist, had the double vanilla.  The cupcake is just the right size, maybe three or four bites, and the flavor - absolutely sublime.  Texture, perfection!\nI hope this business does well - after all, she's providing a valuable public service!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8iwSPxgqFoksghG598KbZw", "date": "2009-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "_VTP_B1t9d-g8XgIdsydGA", "text": "I had their red velvet cupcake and it was ABSOLUTELY delicious. The cake was perfectly light, moist and not crumbly. The frosting was not incredibly sweet; which I find a lot of places make their frosting, in my taste, too sweet. They are a traveling cupcake truck. I had my tasting at Off the Grid at Fort Mason. They do have catering available. Check out their website for more details!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vFpv-V1AY9qC2WnMrAn1pg", "date": "2011-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W7Xs6h1AygSMxEXqP3J8rw", "text": "Yum!!!!!! We shared the lemon raspberry, salted caramel, and red velvet. My favorite was the salted caramel in terms of flavor, but all the cupcakes had similar texture. I really enjoyed the soft and moist texture of the cupcakes. The frosting wasn't too sweet; just the perfect complement to the cake. About $3 for a cupcake, which is a little steep, but totally worth it. Go ahead. Treat yourself. You deserve it!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "o-NPgmrcihUoE0afXAmoPg", "date": "2011-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WAulP-mhsSjn217gAv6nHQ", "text": "agreeing with fellow yelpers that these are yummy cupcakes from cupkates. my personal favorites are the s'mores and the salted caramel. i love the frosting, especially the double vanilla frosting cause it seems so light and not overly sweet. there are a few people helping out with operating the business mobile, who were all friendly.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q29FCCdaG-pjRFUMGHydVg", "date": "2010-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "WBEp22YaG5C9YoBwFPl-2w", "text": "Smack-someone-good.  If you have to fight someone for the last red velvet--do so.  It will be worth the bail money your friends will have to loan you.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q-dMiIe-eRGY_DUkXvmXMA", "date": "2012-07-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wc25B5VVuTWAv6GzrtJXPg", "text": "After following them on Twitter, forever, I finally had my first taste. A little disappointed. I love cupcakes. No, I LOVE CUPCAKES! Maybe I was expecting \"the world\" with Cupkates. \n\nYes, the cupcakes are moist and for the most part are very tasty. But for $3 per cupcake I just expected something, well, more.\n\nSalted Caramel: I don't like big grains of salt. I love sea salt (and that's all I ever use at home) but this was too overpowering for the subtle flavor of caramel.\n\nS'mores: Again, this is one moist cupcake, but almost impossible to eat without getting marshmallow stuck up your nose. The bottom has a graham cracker crust, but that's pretty much the only exciting thing about it.\n\nTwinkie: This was my least-favorite. The vanilla-bean cake was just OK and I didn't really get much marshmallow cream in the middle. \n\nI'm not against trying the other flavors, but at this point I feel like I'm going to continue my search for the \"Best Cupcake Ever.\"\n\nCupkates are good and if you happen to see the truck, by all means stop and pick one up.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "dQ7DkD71VIv3hVqTX-JMmg", "date": "2010-05-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "wzYsrSTLQbkb0H5wGus3aA", "text": "Watch out Kara....here comes Kate!  Kate's cupcakes are the best in the Bay Area.  I have been to literally every cupcake shop in the Bay Area and there are lots of great ones including Kara's but Kate takes the cake.  Her presentation is simple and pretty.  The s'mores was so yummy, Kara's does a good one too, but Kate's is better.  Loved the chocolate peanut butter and the caramel chocolate with salt.  My daughter's favorite was the lemon raspberry.  The chocolate/chocolate was great too. The red velvet was excellent, the only place that does one slightly better is Nothing Bundt Cake (I like the little chocolate chips that they throw in the batter).  My husband and I sat tasting the five chocolate cake ones and really couldn't decide which was best.    I've been searching for a cupcake place that is just as good, if not better than Kara's, and I've finally found it.  Yum.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "WXOQcoq-YLtWWThQ9zIo8g", "date": "2010-03-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X7FZEeb1pkr3qo1VHXMCAQ", "text": "I agree with the other reviewers. I was never a cupcake lover until my co-worker introduced me to Cupkates. Oh my!  It's certainly the best cupcake food truck out there.  Love their salted caramel, red velvet and double chocolate flavors.  Very moist and the whole thing melts in your mouth.  Wish they would consider coming out to the Union City/Fremont area during the weekly Food Truck Mafia events.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EYT8ZSbV6l_NhtqgvWMQdw", "date": "2012-08-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "X9mtJqec235XtpVm8CSWoQ", "text": "Kate did the cupcakes for my wedding and they were amazing! We ordered 60 more cupcakes than people, but by the end of the night, they were all gone!  Several people admitted to me after the wedding that they had tried all the flavors!! OMG! \n\nKate also made us a cupcake stand, which was so freaken adorable!! And it helped fit all the cupcakes on the table!  \n\nWe also asked for a small cake so that we could cut it for the pictures.  Kate made us two!  Red velvet with white icing.  It was delicious and I was so glad when my husband actually got it into my mouth - rather than smashing it on my face - so that I could eat some of it. Yum! Kate and her cupcake truck makes me genuinely happy! And I really appreciate all her help with my wedding cupcakes!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "PFv_v-hEebIktD7WLrltLw", "date": "2010-08-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xCTMjbpO98eTooeMXspJyQ", "text": "4.5!\n\nCupkates is genius! I love following them on FB and Twitter for all of their cupcake-y updates. \n\nMost of the cupcakes are under $3, except for the specials. \n\nS'mores and Salted Caramel are my favorites, although I'm still waiting to someday try their Strawberry Champagne, which sounds decadent. \n\nWhile the cupcakes are a bit smaller than at Teacake and Love at First Bite, the convenient and mobile locations, along with the ever-changing menu is hokay by me. \n\nThe only downside is that they generally run out within a few hours, so get there quick!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EkCPKyg1va4r8fZxlFk43Q", "date": "2010-04-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xhXEBMe02RlCEd3M02mRVQ", "text": "I have followed the Twitter/Facebook for some time but never had a chance to visit them until last week. I was on the freeway crossing the Bay Bridge and saw the next location they were going to be at.\n\nI sat and waited for the truck for a min and surely it arrived on time. A small hand full of people were also hanging around the park and when all of us saw the truck, we made our way over to it. I found it amusing that we all had the same agenda for cupcakes on this afternoon.\n\nI ordered a bakery's dozen 2 of each, Tiramisu, S'mores, Double Vanilla, Salted Caramel, Red Velvet, and Lemon Raspberry.\n\nHere is my list, top being the Overall Best\n1. Salted Caramel\n2. Red Velvet\n3. Double Vanilla\n\nUnfortunately, I didn't get the chance to try them all, I bought them for my co-workers and friends and by the end of the day, I got what was left.\n\nThey were $3 each, not bad when compared to places like Sprinkles and Kara.\n\nMy baking friend loves looking at the air pockets in cakes, so she found each bite of cupcake very interesting.\n\nI will definitely make another stop in the future and try the rest.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MF6UZ4prYymzKTXJt2j1iA", "date": "2010-10-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xnUxndKNqGGT-FdSorO_3w", "text": "Delicious!\n\nI am very interested in the other cupcakes, but I can't ever get past the red velvet cupcake. The cake is moist, the frosting is outrageously good. Everytime I eat one of these I want to jump and do one of those happy leg-kicks.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Qfjh51erKvZi_dODWg_7Yw", "date": "2011-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XosDpMfFxQuQSI_b8bMmsg", "text": "I still LOVE their cupcakes, and I'm happy that business is booming for them, but that booming business has caused them to leave some of the customers that helped make them popular behind. My friend and I begged them to come to Emeryville and while they are here it's seems they've dedicated most of their business to 64th and Hollis and have quick 30 minute stops at other E'vile locales. What's worse is when they show up it's with leftovers ( limited variety, and limited quantity ) from 64th and Hollis. I hope they diversify and spread the love a bit.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "ngb8YoSYwGVYRdoVQuuuSw", "date": "2011-05-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XsPmxoPedKs0qN6Hh2-T4A", "text": "I L-O-V-E- LOVE their cupcakes.\n\nMy favorite is the Coconut Creme (they only have this on certain weeks) and if they don't have that I always go for their Red Velvet. Their cakes are super duper moist and I am NEVER disappointed.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vPV7TxdQEa6-kFW_3549hA", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xUa5SJ1tp1nznMC7BeYAsw", "text": "I really thought I was over the cupcake craze, but then I had one of Cupkate's tiramisu cupcakes at the OTG event at Fort Mason last Friday.  That single cupcake got me back on the band wagon!  I usually don't like too much frosting, because it can be a little too sweet and overpowering at times, but they do it right!  The cake was moist and light, and the frosting complimented it perfectly...not too sweet and it was nice and fluffy.  I also tried their red velvet, which was also delicious.  I can't wait to try the rest of their flavors!  I'll keep you posted on my favorites!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "z3nv7VqIQEm8I7MTDwM-Ww", "date": "2011-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XVxDSZ7rZEOzWcCMVf6HNg", "text": "I tried a CupKates cupcake for the first time tonight at Off the Grid in North Berkeley. I ate a S'mores cupcake and it was delicious. Usually I'm all about the frosting when it comes to cupcakes - a lot of places just have dry, or overly dense cake, but the cake in this cupcake was perfectly moist and light, but still flavorful and rich enough where I felt like it was totally worth the probably ridiculous amount of calories, etc. And the s'mores \"icing\" definitely tasted like burnt marshmallow - it was just so well done! There was even graham cracker on the bottom. *sigh,* I want another already! \n\nRandom side note (and this is also in my review of OTG so I'm sorry for any redundancy), but I had a totally awkward interaction with the guy who sold me my cupcakes and I just want to say, if you're out there, I did NOT mean to insult your business! I made an awkward comment where I was trying to compare buying a cupcake from a truck to buying ice cream from an ice cream truck as a kid, but it totally failed, and was super awkward. So, yeah, I didn't mean to sound like an ass - your cupcakes are awesome, and thanks for being so cool even though my comment was understandably misconstrued to be kind of insulting!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "E8hubLFgOCrN84JlpJ4e-w", "date": "2011-07-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XwYHqVHlA490P7XMTcLi2Q", "text": "My friend and I got the salted caramel and the red velvet.\n\nNormally I'm wary about cupcakes because they tend to be dry.\n\nNOT THESE!\n\nThe insides were super moist.  I loooved my chocolate cupcake with the salted caramel frosting... and there was enough frosting for every bite.\n\nThe red velvet was good too.\n\nThe salted caramel frosting tasted really buttery though.. sort of felt sick afterwards.. almost.. slimey? or.. i don't know.. it was good tho!  (the cream cheese frosting on the red velvet didn't taste as.. fatty).\n\n\nDon't know if this is \"woo hoo!\" as good as it gets.  but it's pretty dang good!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Z_WAxc4RUpKp3y12BH1bEg", "date": "2010-08-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "y5YVgHkQfUF6USTnIsOFSA", "text": "I am HOOKED on the salted caramel ones, absolutely to die for!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "jaE3xXZfU03fpLvRg4RFtw", "date": "2010-10-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YBWrQB0j4oaSnptuz58fhQ", "text": "I meant to write an update to the review for Cupkates earlier, but it managed to slip my mind during the holiday madness. I decided to give it another try a couple of weeks ago. I got the salted caramel cupcake and tried my sister's tiramisu. I loved the tiramisu cupcake. the salted caramel was also pretty good, but the tiramisu is where it's at. The frosting for the salted caramel still wasn't my favorite. While Cupkates probably wouldn't be my top choice for cupcakes in the Bay Area, I think I was a little too hard on them the first time around.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "qFnLaNI6_RAqU6JEdJzp1A", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YL1MnCJm6SBeHDx81TW-FQ", "text": "There are cupcakes and then there are CupKates.\n\nI really enjoyed trying my first Cupkate the other day. Just amazing Red Velvet and Smores.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "u7gD0COJJLZoX5tD8OYdgg", "date": "2012-06-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ymvuUtEnBRvxj0fl8SIwZg", "text": "Parked on 4th street and picked up a few. Tried the Key Lime, Red Velvet, Strawberry Rhubarb, Salted Caramel (my personal favorite), & Guinness Chocolate.\n\nWhat surprised me about these cupcakes was the frosting. Usually the frosting is too sweet which offsets the taste of the cupcake. With Cupkates, it complimented the cupcake very well.\n\nWould definitely recommend going early, around 12pm as they tend to sell out around 3pm (or earlier).", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IE9pgCHrd90rPFMWtKFHaQ", "date": "2011-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YUhzaFl_MMxkQU8GXMmM4w", "text": "I went all the way to Downtown Oakland (from the Cal campus) for a red velvet and salted caramel cupkates.  Yummers.  Please come back to the Cal campus!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3QUNCiQVBhWDecpaEm97eQ", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "YUi2Hrc5f4D0YldXIsLyGg", "text": "Buddha Dharma Sangha!  If you're into the little domes of cakey bliss wrapped in paper, then track down this truck, fell trees across the road, or set tires on fire to get their attention.  \n\nI experience several minutes of mind-numbing bliss when I have one of their desserts with a cup of tea.  Try the Key Lime, or the S'Mores, or play it safe with the Red Velvet.  \n\nEarn the undying gratitude of your office by bringing a box next time instead of donuts.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2lLpBKwBoRxKktq-qy8f6Q", "date": "2011-08-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Z78dPomGSQYF6WR0-4AtVw", "text": "Yum! \n\nRed velvet: moist delicious, great frosting, not to sweet. Totally hit the spot!\n\nSmores: the marshmallow topping was delicious, the cake was chocolatey moist, and a perfect combo w/ the topping\n\nSalted Caramel: YUMMMM! The salt went with the sweetness so well, the entire cake was delicious. \n\nVanilla bean cheesecake: a little too vanilla-beany for my taste. I typically love cheesecake and vanilla bean, but I could only finish half of the cake.\n\nTo sum it up, delightfully delicious!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "enlAqwh7nHfMC97F9YehNg", "date": "2011-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zd5R0fmLAS3KcimNeAZTRw", "text": "Out of all these fancy, schmancy cupcake places I've been to, Cupkates is #1 on my list. I look forward to seeing where they are located every week on my Twitter feed cuz if I'm in the area, then you can guarantee that I will be there, waiting in line. Their cupcakes are not too sweet, are very moist, and not clobbered up with a bunch of frosting, which are requirements in my book for a good cupcake. \n\n+1 star for taking credit cards, which is a rarity in the food truck world!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Wu-1P9nFa1fDywa8jMol-g", "date": "2011-02-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ZgbRpYu_Ql0JwUzsitc02w", "text": "The Twinkle cupcake is what a Twinkie can only dream of being.  Moist, gooey decadence.  'nuff said.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0wro5Zl71DdVz6pbhSR7YA", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zLknL0c8WzBW3ZGz9didSw", "text": "Is there a 12 Step Program for Cupcakes?\n\nI need help.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hgJlQ_SKm16OF5ZyAknIOA", "date": "2010-03-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zt8UuuipC_L--dOMq_VKlg", "text": "This place was good, the cupcakes were pretty tasty. I was a bit disappointed though, I was hoping for something more after reading all the good reviews. When I buy baked goods, I like to get things that I couldn't make myself. They did have some interesting spins on your average cupcake. The cupcakes are pretty small too. It's worth trying, but I wouldn't go to far out of my way to find the truck. The Cupkate truck is  great concept though!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "nnbm3A-CPWYQpsdsy0ZQRg", "date": "2010-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zx75EkuOC-i3a-7n1S-aig", "text": "Ahh, the mobile cupcake craze. Cupkates definitely plays into those who follow the Twitter feeds and find themselves crisscrossing the East Bay to get a taste of those luscious cuppies. \n\nThey have a regular gig at the Beehive Market on Saturdays in Berkeley and lately I have found myself standing at the Cupkates truck contemplating which flavor in which to indulge. \n\nTo date, I've noshed on: \nDouble chocolate - good frosting, not too sweet. \nStrawberry - real strawberries incorporated and not overly sweet.\nS'mores - sickly sweet, just like the campfire treat. \n\nCupkates definitely has some good flavor combos being offered from the confines of their mobile business.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9IF2ZMnkrZlvxCHcO0h1EQ", "date": "2010-07-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0K8DBLehhRek-N80dgGyRg", "text": "THE MOST MOIST, DELECTABLE AND FABULOUSLY DELICIOUS CUPCAKES I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS.\n\nYes, my adoration for Cupkates required my review to be in all caps. \nSalted caramel, S'mores &/or Tiramisu every time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cKmh3yWeADbvKqkZqo0ECw", "date": "2011-08-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "2_u1trSnCnFVv9moSRXtsw", "text": "Many people have been talking about Cupkates, so I decided to give it a try. I asked which flavor is the most popular, and the lady said Salted Caramel. Honestly, I am tired of Salted Caramel. It is probably one of the most overdone flavors of this year. I also do not like chocolate cake at all, and I didn't want to spend $3 on a cupcake that I won't eat. So I asked which other flavors there were, and she said Tiramisu is a staff favorite. \n\n$3 - Tiramisu: Take a bite of the frosting...Mmmm, light and whipped like whipped cream. Take a bite of the cake...Mmm, subtle coffee flavor. Nice and moist. Not too moist, but not dry at all. The best surprise was at the bottom of the cupcake! A ladyfinger crust. It was really nice to have a kind of cookie at the bottom! :) Delicious. \n\nI don't think that the cupcakes are small at all. Seriously, a five foot Asian girl like me cannot eat a HUGE cupcake. I tried Sprinkles and honestly, it was way too sweet and way too big. I feel like if I ate a huge cupcake, I'd gain five pounds! I didn't even eat the whole thing because I wanted my boyfriend to have some! But I like how the cupcake was not too sweet, but sweet enough. I hate when things are so sweet that it makes me thirsty. But this did not. :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CV3d-B5wYWFn-rMqPDOzpQ", "date": "2012-08-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "B-av9DIDynVe4Ao8FpE1GA", "text": "It's true that I haven't met an OTG truck I didn't like.  But oh my god, this truck is amazing.  If you happen to run into them when they have seasonal key lime or lemon meringue just stop in your tracks and buy a dozen... Feed them to your family, coworkers, random strangers.... they will all love you forever.  \nOther flavors are pretty fantastic, too... red velvet, smores... yum.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HjUfmNurAwYoNF_wtYR7pg", "date": "2012-05-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "dCJc7YQDTY0N0qDpzvrGGQ", "text": "I waited for the cupkate truck today, and I'm sure we all looked pretty silly, about 50 women and 5 men lined up for cupcakes.  If you wondering which corner to stand on, the truck actually parks in front of the shoe shop on 12th.  \n\nI got two cupcakes, the raspberry lemon and the chocolate caramel with sea salt, I was very appreciative that she gave me a box.  The cake portion of both cupcakes I liked a lot, it was moist, very fresh, and tasty.\n\nThe frosting on the other hand, I did not really care for because it was too creamy and moist...probably flavored buttercream; I like more of a solid consistency frosting.  The raspberry frosting reminded me of raspberry yogurt.  The caramel frosting, had a light hint of caramel, but it was too runny for me.  I'm hoping when I come back that the double vanilla cupcake will have the topping I'm looking for, or even the twinkie cupcake with it's marshmallow flavoring.\n\nFunny story - this lady walks up to the line and starts talking to the people in front of me about the cupcakes.  As the line moves forward it is obvious she is trying to merge in line, even though she doesn't actually know the people she is talking to.  When they go up to the counter to place their order, the lady turns to me and says in a low voice \"Hey, can I give you some cash to buy me a cupcake?\"  because she obviously does not want to get in the long line.  Absolutely hilarious, made me feel like I was part of something shady, so I bought her her cupcake, although I'm sure other people were annoyed.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "KxrKVxdXGkfMJ9XwJZzoLQ", "date": "2010-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "eAecNghMWN5BCBYVjHt2dg", "text": "Let's get the Yelp bitness out of the way:\n\n~~~ Best c-cakes ever.  \n~~~ Puts Cako, Teacake, and all the other c-cake shops in the dirt.\n~~~ Red velvey, salted carm, and dubz choco are where it's at.\n\nOkay, pleasure time:\n\nI've honestly thought about carjacking the Cupkate van with Kate in it.  Yeah yeah, you can judge and say to yourself , \"Well, that would be kidnapping.\"\n\nDamn right it would be kidnapping.  It would also be cupcakenapping. And Cupkates would be all mine.\n\nBTW... cupcakenap sounds like the best thing ever.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uzG-5eQdaZqdI2bV6s4qyA", "date": "2011-07-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Erkk6WcAHza2z3TGNCnGbQ", "text": "I'm torn between which to claim is the best cupcakes in the Bay. Love at First Bite, I heart you and you know it! I first had my taste of Cupkates after visiting Flight 101 - where the truck usually parks in front of.\n\nWe were told by the awesome Flight 101 staff about the truck. Her supervisor actually won the \"make up your own flavor\" contest which her prize was three dozen FREE cupcakes!!!\n\nAnyways, we fell in line which was already long. While we were in line, we heard a variety of stories like this one man who buys all the Vanilla cupcakes (so greedy). Also while we stood in line, a college student who was also selling baked goods came over and presented that him and his friends were selling tasty goods too and that it was to help them pay for college. \n\nMy first reaction was, \"aww, that's such a bunch of baked good bull!\" First off, you didn't need to go to the school you were attending. Second, you're not so broke if you're able to afford A&F jeans. Third, anyone can buy Nestle Tollhouse cookies and bake them for resale. \n\nOh sorry, back to my review....\n\nCupkates was a delightful treat! I got the s'mores which made me want s'more! Hahaha! Get it? \n\nOverall, two thumbs up!\n\nKeep an eye out for the truck or just follow the line.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "cX9ILKasBqv2oPFq3WsV2g", "date": "2010-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "l1twdExnNdvtbgG8HSsE9w", "text": "Oh nooooooo! No key lime pie?!?! Say it ain't so. I made JY drive me all the way to Berkeley for KLP and they didn't have it. Instead we settled for: pumpkin spice (4.75/5 very good but I still prefer KLP), tiramisu (4.8/5 KLP is still better), salted carmel and red velvet. Man we waited over 20 mins for our cupcakes...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YoaQY0EZmhYCgTLtz5sd2w", "date": "2010-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "mKSpPz8L-VDWU0lH-0qVkg", "text": "WOW!!!! The salted caramel cupcake was absolutely delish!\n\nMy friends and I got to the truck a bit late, around 3:30pm perhaps and they had sold out of all the flavors except for salted caramel and dark chocolate.  We didn't feel like having just a plain chocolate, so we went for the salted caramel. \n\nAs the guy inside the truck handed me the cupcake, I could feel that the cake itself was very soft and moist.  *drool*  We shared this cupcake, since we had just come from Love At First Bite to try their cupcakes.  Unlike others I've tried, I couldn't just break a piece off.  It would crumble apart, so I ended up with just little bits of cake at a time.  Again, WOW!  The cake was extremely moist, fluffy and the frosting was just right!  Not too sweet with a touch of salt.\n\nBy far, one of the best cupcakes I've had!  I haven't tried the other flavors, but I am definitely coming back for more!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pq4VwUPNV-XHrqFBGQQt-Q", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O5gviAvx43eyuyyJsj4RGA", "text": "Amazing!  I love cupcakes and Cupkate's does not disappoint!!! Cake is moist and frosting is divine. Innovative flavors--some new and some classics.  Banana nutella is perfect--cake has the right amount of banana and frosting is sweet but not too sweet.  Salted caramel is a nice rich treat. Red velvet is always reliable and the s'more cupcake is spectacular--marshmallow on top and graham cracker crust on the the bottom.  Just tried the \"twinkie\" today and it quite possible could be a new favorite.  Definitely worth the wait in line.  \n\nAnd, thanks for coming to Jack London Square, Cupkates!  We love you!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nCZPYtWTC7hbHtZEu2_xNw", "date": "2010-04-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pJcpqIMC23fPs6c5e5NrqA", "text": "We discovered Cupkates at Off the Grid at Ft. Mason last year and can honestly say I crave it fortnightly. My husband who is a \"Savory\" eschews most sweets, but he never says no to a Cupkates Salted Caramel. \n\nCupkates cupcakes are moist, flavorful and the frosting is just right.. perfect amount and sweetness balance. My personal favorite is the Tiramisu. Our daughter loves the Double Chocolate. Honestly though, you cannot go wrong with any of their cupcakes. \n\nThe only downside I find is that they are limited to serving in Berkeley, SF, Oakland and have not made their presence known in the Tri-Valley area too often. Maybe this is a good thing for my muffin top, though..... :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rQlXniQc_wpgAK2mAuIBdw", "date": "2011-12-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Qgeysew8-RcK6Vdc9yS1yw", "text": "cited on the corner of telegraph and durant right in front of boa & smart alec's. (also cited at treasure island music festival vip backstage! dang we were spoiled - you can request a cupkates stop at well wherever you want them)\n\na simple, but moist and finger licking yummy red velvet with cream cheese frosting (cue drool)\n\nthey were out of their salted caramel and s'mores by the time i got there so i went with the double vanilla - can't really go wrong with vanilla bean frosting! the whole thing was perfectly sweet. i'm not too big on sweets, but i was happy :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7LwQOZLccLO_Xic7H-kgxQ", "date": "2010-06-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vShQ3wKKeHF6xKhtdGD2IA", "text": "I'm not bagging on Teacakes, but when I crave for cupcakes, I think cupkate, and how I'd have to wait a WHOLE week to get my not-so-tiny hands on some. I salivate just thinking about them, and this usually means I probably wait no longer than a day to get my hands on ANY cupcake. Alas, if they're not cupkates, they're just not cupcakes! \n\nI'm so pro-Cupkates, that I think I've had just about everyone on my floor at work try them. I even have them hunting down their street locations. Now that's love.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gWEFL5xcgMBIgaFl9pM0Qw", "date": "2010-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "WofLLOgag1sCXn4XDMsDRg", "text": "Best cupcakes in the state of California!\n\nI'm so not a dessert person, and I love to eat healthy foods, but Cupkates are totally my go-to items of choice when my sweet tooth needs a feeding! What I love best about Cupkates is that their cupcakes are never too sweet -- you know, when it's so sweet that it hurts your mouth a little? That's the worst. In my opinion, I would say these cupcakes are better than Sprinkles' in southern California.\n\nI've tried most of the cupcakes here, so here are a few of my favorites:\n\n* Red Velvet - definitely my favorite, because the cream cheese frosting is unlike anything I've ever had! Not too sweet, and yet complements the cake part so well!\n\n* Lemon Raspberry - mMmmMm the very slight tanginess of the cake paired with raspberry frosting is simply a perfect combo!\n\n* Double Vanilla - you might think that the \"double\" means like... double the sweetness, but wow... also a delicious balance!\n\nIf you live in the Berkeley/Oakland/Emeryville area, you might also find their tweets throughout the day to be helpful. They let you know where they'll be and they text you once they've sold out, which is usually anywhere from 1-3 hours. Thank you Cupkates, for the occasional servings of happiness in a cupcake! :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "gDxSpme9duJavbNusoRRmg", "date": "2010-06-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "bJ31xsKYaPVBEyNibZ6aZg", "text": "Biking to berkeley is way the hell outta my way (i live in oakland and was heading to sf), but I had my eyes on the prize:\n\ndelicious red velvet.\n\nI was thirsty... I was hot.... but I knew that this moist delicacy would be waiting\n (so moist that i bet if an emergency came up and you needed some sort of sweet liquid to survive then you could hold it over your head and squeeze this red velvet cupcake and drain its delicious juice straight into your greedy lil mouth)\n\ni gobbled the first one up too fast because i was still breathing heavily.  didn't even give myself time to savor it.  I'll spend another 2 bucks and buy another.  YUM.\n\nKate has the precision of a chemist...I can't wait to find out what new flavor she bakes up!\n\n\n5 stars suckas!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "xZs-yX3gLwG1h_hzrf8fkQ", "date": "2009-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Me-ujAdpGHuBeTAP9MwZAA", "text": "Oh man, this place. I came upon it once while wandering around on a lunch break and then I didn't see it for, like, a month. It was like a unicorn or something. I'd research where it would be and always inevitably miss it somehow. But last Monday I literally made it my day's goal to track them down and try the s'more cupcake. Which I did. And it was delightful. The girl that works it is also really friendly/cute and I think I kind of have a crush on her.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "rNbX2MdVf07a37YKNezAcQ", "date": "2012-06-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "byF6Iv-YFNkGip8oKvTp8Q", "text": "As others have stated, Cupkates is a tad on the pricy side when compared to the size and cost of a Sprinkles cupcake, which seems to be the standard.  But YOLO, so I gave Cupkates a try on a Friday afternoon at Off the Grid in front of SF city hall.\n\nI got the salted caramel.  The cake was moist and had a good texture, not dry at all.  Though my precious little treat was a tad on the buttery side for my taste.  I could definitely taste the salt, there were actually large crystals of it on top, which made for an intriguing taste.  The cupcake was overall a little too sweet for me.  \n\nFriendly service with a smile--no complaints in this area.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "eXD_rMgwm0IaSfCSJbsqYQ", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-0h7iZFh3N_Ehn5fdY-V_Q", "text": "I've tried almost every cupcake company in the Marin, Sonoma & SF areas. The cake needs to be moist and the right density and the icing can not disappoint. We went to the Cupkates Food Truck and were just delighted with the friendly service & the perfect cupcakes! The red velvet is perfection. The salted carmel was just the right amount of sweetness & saltiness. There are no words to describe the delight in biting into the Banana Cream ....(but I'll be dreaming about that tonight.) Double Vanilla was also very very good. These are regular size cupcakes...not minis and not oversized at \n$3 a pop.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "m11rawCi5wa43w1uGh8_BQ", "date": "2012-02-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0lneOfjlmH1kUef3h9enlQ", "text": "I CANNOT believe we never reviewed this. We are the worst mega-fans ever (I follow their Facebook page religiously and \"Like\" all of their status updates lols).\n\nJeff and I have climbed mountains to be graced by the sanctity of this truck. If you like moist, delicious, PERFECTLY shaped cupcakes (I swear these cupcakes look so beautiful), you MUST eat this.\n\nWe've tried, in order of lust:\n\n* Red velvet -- hands down the BEST THING EVER. I had a dream once where I lived in it\n*Double vanilla bean\n* Key lime?\n* S'mores\n* Tiramisu -- honestly, this one was a little subpar for us  :( Maybe we are too spoiled by the \"moistness\" of their regular cupcakes. \n\nThe cream cheese frosting is... just... beyond words. Thinking about it brings tears to my eyes :'(  It is just $3 of heaven. Usually we end up buying 2+ though, because there are LITERALLY tears in my eyes as I fight off whoever is trying to share it with me (usually this is Jeff).\n\nIf you haven't tried this yet, I have nothing to say to you. NOTHING!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "MSwnEugaNRe50qXy21-fFw", "date": "2012-05-08"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1k4v3n5r_r8rHyGb_TXzrg", "text": "If I can summarize Cupkates in two words it would be this: simply delicious. I had to give the salted caramel another try since it's their best seller. I didn't seem to like it as much the first time around, but now I consider it, along with Red Velvet and S'mores, as my top 3 choices. I could get them every time I'm at Off the Grid and not get sick of them...ever. S'mores slightly edges out Red Velvet as my absolute fave with its graham cracker \"crust\" at the bottom and marshmallow fluff on top. All the goodness of the real thing without the campfire or possible brush with poison ivy. Works for me! Hoping to have another run in with these guys before the OtG season ends.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jsRjSlPZ67OR4YEgoucbtg", "date": "2011-10-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "2ourjHISJOti5IQZcsc34w", "text": "Wow. I hate to be the Debbie Downer, but seriously? As a cupcake baker myself, I would probably rank Cupcates near the bottom of all the cupcake places in the entire Bay area. Yes, the cake is moist, but it's also super greasy and oily. And the buttercream is way too much butter and not nearly enough cream. And $3 for that?? Even an overrated Kara's cupcake is bigger and tastier. \n\nI do love my desserts, though (without dessert, is there any point in even eating?). So I do sometimes stray toward this truck if there are no other dessert options. The salted caramel and the red velvet are OK enough to eat.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DMwp6ZDmshHRPeQVrYGoqQ", "date": "2011-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3IsEHzvtosX2BwDMdVMaeQ", "text": "Absolutely delicious! I'm in love!\n\nI had the infamous Salted Caramel, which was as amazing as everyone claims it to be. I love that the chocolate cake is super moist and flavorful, while the icing on top isn't overly sweet. And of course, the sea salt completes the cupcake beautifully. Sea salt, caramel and chocolate make such a heavenly combination. \n\nI also ordered the Key Lime Pie. I'm not a huge lemon/lime dessert person; I tend to go for chocolate desserts most of the time. However, I was really curious about the graham cracker crust and the key lime pie filling, so I decided to try it. Boy, am I glad I did! It was so so good! I ate every last crumb and even gnawed at the paper cup it came in, ha!\n\nI will definitely buy these two flavors again, and next time, I'll try the S'mores and Red Velvet, too.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "bwXbK-xMHAUIEAIRSTwxwA", "date": "2011-07-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3ReYwZXGNAKc5tKR8zfMzA", "text": "These are pretty good cupcakes. Had the chocolate and the salted caramel. Light, fluffy and fresh. A bit small. Also, the salted caramel was really just a vanilla cupcake with buttercream. Not much salted caramel flavor to it. But a homemade cupcake is almost always worth at least 4 stars.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "IDVX4Is4CanREchBmpFXoA", "date": "2012-08-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "59ZtgpznxXlWulSJDEhW2A", "text": "These cupcakes were so good! I got the Spicy Mexican Chocolate, which reminded me of the gelato of the same name at LUSH. I also got the Key Lime Pie, which I didn't expect to like that much. But it had a surprise filling of key lime goo and a graham cracker crust, and the meringue frosting was super tasty. I can't wait to try their other flavors! Minus one star for price, which is a little high.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CRd9sAw6BE-t4EAOG1l_MQ", "date": "2011-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5bK8ngE6cqPGw8HuhCU_-Q", "text": "The Good:  \nWell who doesn't love eating food out of a truck?  I loved the graham cracker crust on the bottom of the cupcakes.  That's the one thing that separated these cupcakes from the others I've had.  The frosting was also not too sweet.\n\nThe Bad:\nReally greasy cupcakes!  What?  I'm all about moist and fluffy, but come on, it got kinda gross.  And these cupcakes are tiny.  And they run out by the time I get to the front of the line.  And I'm just going to say it ... I've had better cupcakes.\n\nFor me the bad outweighs the good.  I'm no longer excited to see the Cupkate truck.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "gu4yh8oORJrDTPoWK0Zy8w", "date": "2010-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8XEn4lNukRpOktSyN22d5A", "text": "I've had my fair share of cupcakes and they really have tasty cupcakes!!!  As for the gal who says she is a cupcake baker and says that CupKates is bad.....well she has no idea what she is talking about......seriously???  For her to say that Kara's is better.....I think not but that is just my opinion.  My faves:\n\nCaramel Apple - yummy cake with little bits of apple in it with a delicious cinnamon frosting\nTiramisu - delicious frosting and the surprise cookie on the bottom of the cupcake", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZXTNmHnL3HLlU-qkAgvDyA", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aut8vDQRtvzdpdvwH0WzXg", "text": "Here's the rundown...this is a mobile cupcake store meaning you have to track them down thru fb or tweets. Talk about sign of the times! Here's why this is irritating....you cannot call ahead to see what the flavors are OR how many are left. My 1st experience sent me downtown oakland to the park. It took forever to find a park near this truck. When I finally did and got out to make my purchase the guy tells me \"we sold out\" and proceeds to wrap it up. No sorry, no glad you did, nothing. I had 2 small children in tow and they looked as if a puppy had just been run over. He did offer me this \"we'll be at off the grid later\" and gave the cutest and littlest business card I've ever seen. So instead of trekking all the way home to castro valley we hang out until 5. When we finally reach OTG we were in anticipation of the greatest cupcakes ever. The vanilla was ok lots of whatever that madagascar stuff is but ok and th red velvet one was also ok but something about that particular frosting was interesting gave a greasy/fatty taste in your mouth. Idk if I would do that one again....", "stars": 3, "user_id": "3V4V9ei_fyVgsOSPUwSgfg", "date": "2011-09-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "BGjsHXRPzWwrKFA-ssQIng", "text": "Very unimpressed. My husband thought their cupcakes tasted like ones from the grocery store. The frosting on their double vanilla had the consistency of a stick of butter, and we did not care for their spicy Mexican chocolate at all.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "NnL6HUNY9ckb9mSbTGkjOg", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "biO4YgbqiKgB6wvyiKcQrQ", "text": "So stinkin' good.\n\nHad the s'more cupcake (which Kate GAVE me because it had a flaw in the frosting. How nice!) that was INSANE and also got a red velvet that looked amazing. \n\nGet there quick because she sells out fast.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "38zhUVIh6t_-mpcmbWYmiw", "date": "2010-04-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bJsjcGo8UKSseYRMA3jXSA", "text": "I LOVE Cupkates. \n\nThe Bay Area's mobile cupcake truck is very much worth following via Twitter and Facebook for updates of where they'll be next. The never-ending long lines outside of the truck are also worth the wait.\n\nI love, love, LOVE the red velvet cupcakes here. They are to die for. The cake is soft and moist, with a large dollop of creamy yet not-too-sweet cheesecake frosting on top. The consistency of the frosting is whipped and smooth. Moreover, the guy who works at the truck is very, very friendly and always provides great service. Try this place!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "28FZnuUJi7G9MPdwMCNyVA", "date": "2010-08-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bRagrZxqkF51Uhe0FdlXoQ", "text": "The Red Velvet is AMAZING...BEST cream cheese frosting EVER!!!  The travelling cupcake idea is so genius...wish I had thought of it!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1QrV_zcKy7bniLZvH9ofdQ", "date": "2010-01-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "c27B_0ZxIPvVonWAFjJfJA", "text": "Now my review is just on one single little cupcake, but it was darn tot'in good.  I purchased the Spicy Mexican Chocolate Cupcake for $3, at \"Off The Grid.\"  I liked the kick of spice that hits you when you least expect it.  Mmmm.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vXrUBAIN4aoCt7F5p0kU_g", "date": "2011-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cclwKjOR-rG-ntgJ0lt3uQ", "text": "Half the menu was sold out by the time I got there. Which they had only been open 2 hours max. The S mores cupcake lived up to the name, however missed the mesh of the supposed flavors. nice try guys. The Tiramisu was a fail altogether. Plus really greasy. Cako has better Tiramisu thus far. I must keep trying different places out.  The double chocolate was supreme, rich and moist. It is a favorite that is unmatched. Have yet to taste the Double Vanilla. Wish me luck...............", "stars": 3, "user_id": "5VNMEihS0D-5AGAdyyk6dg", "date": "2012-09-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Eob72E8amWhanA9ps8kBlA", "text": "My cupcake culinary adventure results....\n\nCups and Cakes Bakery 5\nLove at First Bite 4.75\nMission Minis 4.15\nNoe Valley Bakery & Bread Company 4\nMiette Patisserie 4\nCafe Madeleine 3.75\nLeonidas Chocolates 3.5\nMarket Hall Bakery 3.25\nSibbys Cupcakery 3.25\nUrban Bread 3\nCako Bakery 2.5\nBay to Breakers Cupcake Girls 2.1\nCupkates 2\n\nI didn't even feel like finishing the cupcake from Cupkates.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "oMARQnGWcdSXr28s-GPsxQ", "date": "2010-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "-HPjQUyAoDK9vVxjZMutxQ", "text": "I feel wrong for giving Cupkates only 3 stars, but I have to preserve my integrity! I love the concept of the cupcake truck and it clearly is spreading a lot of yummyness everywhere it goes, but I just don't love the cupcakes themselves. Take the red velvet for example. The cake is moist and possesses the faint chocolate taste I adore so much, but I find the frosting to be a bit greasy and oily, rather than smoothly creamy. While the cupcake looks quite cute, I wish that the frosting weren't piped so tall and so centered. When the frosting reaches 1.5\" from the cupcake itself, I end up having to take a bite of pure frosting...a waste because I'd prefer to eat it with the cake part! \n\nStill, seeing the Cupkates truck never fails to make me smile, and I know I'll give in to getting a cupcake once in awhile when I see it invitingly parked on a street.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "bd8ReDCweBV48OynZ0Vnvw", "date": "2009-12-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jtmfvByqE6SHA-dQ0Ll_dQ", "text": "\"Woohoo! As good as it gets!\" I've never ever felt this way about a cupcake before in my ilfe. Even when I tried Sprinkle's red velvet cupcake, I wasn't phased by it. But I LOVE CupKates.\n\nI had the privilege of trying this truck at Off the Grid: Fort Mason earlier today. I was actually going to skip this truck altogether but while waiting for creme brulee, there was no line. I thought I'd jump on this. Turns out everything was sold out!...except for the key lime. \n\nI was a little worried that this cupcake would be awful since no one seemed to give it any love ,but these cupcakes were definitely not awful. I have no idea why they were the last ones left. \n\nThe cupcake was moist, light, and a right balance of tartness and sweetness. The frosting was airy and melted in your mouth.\n\nIf this flavor was the last one left at the end of the day, I can't wait to try a sold out flavor next time.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "X-NuzqOxc4HS2cUrapSt4A", "date": "2012-08-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "MnEvT5_1Dh4feHwlbdCoow", "text": "you cant get better than this love all the cupcakes..especially lemon merigue , double vanilla and salted carmel", "stars": 5, "user_id": "dhQ2zd3PZJ3t2_8Ub8-xzw", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OqSt6jzfcLEmRqYU3L6xvg", "text": "$3 not bad for gourmet cupcakes. Tiramisu cupcake has crust at the bottom which was a pleasant surprise! It was so moist and perfecto! Keep an eye out for this truck.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4TJF62R5ytolOmiMWKtjGA", "date": "2012-01-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q9zmb0OD2Qfg9EgPEhV8cw", "text": "When a very helpful employee of the nearby Travel 001 (http://www.yelp.com/biz/flight-001-berkeley#hrid:dCSZIepXCmqkFNuMGG1vmw) mentioned that the Cupkates truck had just pulled up and parked outside on Fourth Street in Berkeley, I knew it was fate. I flew out the door (get it, cuz the design of Travel 001's interior is made to resemble an airport terminal? :p) to find that a line of about a dozen people had already formed, and while the Double Vanilla cupcake I wanted to take my Cupkates virginity had sold out just prior to my making it to the window, my second choice (which I think actually premiered today), was the AMAZING Salted Caramel. The chocolate cake was super moist and rich... fudgy would be a appropriate way to describe it, and that was topped with a caramel buttercream frosting that melted on my tongue like whipped butter - sweetly creamy. To literally top it all off, this cupcake creation is sprinkled with flaked sea salt, which punched the caramel buttercream frosting into a different, amazing dimension than the one in which it would exist on its own. I have since followed a Twitter list of Bay Area food carts/trucks to ensure that I will know where and when CupKates' has parked the next time I am here, cuz I still wanna try that Double Vanilla... and pretty much all the others on the menu as well!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "QlFMn3xECbC-vxe_rGSlsg", "date": "2010-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TCMubRo9wcG-BIy2Zq8Huw", "text": "ok, I'm coming back for another review after trying this place for the 4th time.  \n\nI would give them 4 stars because they're cupcake texture and flavor is consistent.  Hubby says he likes it more than Kara's... a big compliment to this place.\nBut. .... I'm coming back to review service this time.\nseriously... went here on Sunday (at Crate & Barrel). got in line at 12:35 (it was hard to find parking) and there was a line... maybe 15 people ahead of me.  20 mins later, only 5 people got served.. in short it took me more than an hour to get a cupcake...\nit shouldn't take that long to get cupcakes... especially when there is only 6 flavors to choose from.  I thought the whole point of a truck is convenience... well their service is not that convenient. \nat this time, after tasting most of cupcakes in the area... their cupcakes is definitely not worth 1 hour in line.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "p9OUxMKlyRkOueYAeHuXig", "date": "2010-10-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TffxuxPt4zFNTkqhtZaxGA", "text": "*begin edit*\nI just tried my coworker's Smore cupcake.  It is amazing.  I think Kate does do a GREAT job on the chocolate cupcakes... she just needs to work on her basic yellow/white cake mix.\n*end edit*\n\nI was so excited when I saw this truck parked strategically next to the 24 hour fitness that I work out in... so I ran back to my office (after my work out of course), grabbed a coworker and headed back to the truck.  \n\n\nHere's the assessment of each cupcake:\n\nDouble Vanilla Cupcake ~\nI LOVE vanilla cupcakes (if they are well done) and they are my absolute favorite type of cupcake... so boring, right?  But they are extremely difficult to perfect... because you don't want them to be boring vanilla, you want them to be amazing.  Even though the husband (wife bakes, husband drives truck) claimed these to be his favorite and also mentioned how fresh the vanilla was... I was eager to try them.  What a DISAPPOINTMENT.  \n- The frosting was average for what it is.\n- The cake tastes like a mouthful of flour.\n- Cake texture is dense, almost like a pound cake.\n- Cake however, is moist, so at least we know these cakes are fresh.\n\nLemon Raspberry Cupcake ~\n- I'm not sure why I got this one because I'm not really fond of lemon baked goods (except I really like my meyer lemon cupcakes... maybe b/c they are not lemon cake but lemon filling).  \n- Nice raspberry flavor to the frosting.  Tastes like jam, probably not fresh.\n- Texture of lemon cake is the same as Vanilla.\n- Cake has a good amount flavor (not a mouthful of flour), definitely not fresh lemon, uses some sort of lemon flavoring.\n\nSalted Caramel Cupcake ~\nOut of the 3, this is my favorite cupcake.  Kate has obviously mastered her chocolate cake.\n- Frosting is a bit on the sweet side, but hey, it's caramel!  :)  Absolutely delicious.  Would appreciate a bit more of the salty contrast... but it's pretty good as it is.\n- Cake is moist and and soft, as should a cupcake be.\n\nSummary/Conclusion: It looks like Kate uses cooked frosting for most of her cupcakes (except maybe the smores, that may be marshmallow creme)... so if you don't like heavy buttercream-like frosting, these babies may not be for you.  \n\nHer chocolate cake is perfect.  Nice and moist as you can tell but touching the top of the cake (slightly sticky but SOFT).  Her other cakes may need a bit more work as the tops are hard like pound cake.  I'm assuming that she's not using cake flour b/c of the texture of these cakes and the fact that the vanilla has an overwhelming taste of flour.  \n\nI might come back again just to try the other flavors, but for $3 a cake, I'd save your money and go elsewhere.  There are so many amazing bakeries in Berkeley.  (If I do comeback though, I might just get the Salted Caramel cake b/c it's pretty decent.  I'm not too fond of cooked frosting in general though.)", "stars": 3, "user_id": "oKqX-tK4rXsT1R0R3PjeYg", "date": "2010-05-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "VOIS9SOsWXcztLZdWEgSQw", "text": "Simply the BEST Double Vanilla and Red Velvet Cupcake. I am a regular, especially when they would make a stop near my work in Emeryville. Kate and KC are good to their loyal customers. Will always be a fan!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "I1RxVKvP3t8Xn3NhRZCloA", "date": "2011-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XC2dCVjvEvMaO3l6gfrxzA", "text": "I LOVE RED VELVET!!! Cupkates is right on the money when it came to the red velvet.  It was SUPER moist, even after I put it in the fridge and oOoh soOo good when you take a bite!  This is better than Marita's Sweet Potato Pie Co.(I'm sorry, it used to be my first choice and cupkates won me over).  My cousin and I also got the salted caramel and that sea salt definitely made a huge difference, the frosting is creamy and a little buttery light.  \n\nOne advice, eat these goodies right away and DO NOT put them in the fridge!!! because it alters some of the flavoring AND, order at least 4 flavors.. ha haha", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oY4NZbBXAw4GHgI9GmHIQg", "date": "2010-08-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yqxDf61sSwp1-NF8U0YhAQ", "text": "I think cupcakes are a fad and dying out- and am usually pretty cynical about cupcake shops...but Cupkates is REALLY good. My favorite is (and will continue to be) their red velvet, when I finish I always wish I had another one...or two. The people working in the truck are always really fun and friendly. \n\nI've only found them on 4th Street in Berkeley so far, and are parked out in front of Crate and Barrel. They take credit cards too (thank goodness!).\n\nFor $3, it's a nice treat!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "pZZw7NqDFUxIg0YT0vls8g", "date": "2012-01-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "39kY1SM_mmz8T9Z-GgxFsA", "text": "i was never big on the cupcake hype (i'm sorry, i know i'm offending like 90% of you).  but they're just little cakes.  big whoop.\n\nthen cupkates rolled around.  literally, rolled around.  the first time i tried cupkates' cupcakes was during my first week at work; there was a lot of hype and people waited over 20 mins in line.  by the time i got to the front, i couldn't decide between the eight or so flavors, so i ended up getting three.  doesn't sound so bad, right?  but what if i told you i ate all three.  by myself.  on the same day.  yea.  only cupkates.\n\ni think i've tried almost all flavors, except for the most recent ones.  almost all of them are worthy of four/five stars, but the standout for me is the seasonal key-lime pie.  it's the perfect combination of sweet and tart with a delightful lime curd in the center.  other favorites are the double chocolate and s'mores.\n\nfor a person who was never big on cupcakes, i find myself constantly tracking cupkates' whereabouts and thinking about that coveted key-lime.  i guess i get the cupcake hype now.  or at least the cupkates hype.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AsZ0TjeBnhHIVxhVBP3lsA", "date": "2011-03-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "lEWoSWpFMc0EKD8HvawpCw", "text": "I got a small box of cupcakes for an afternoon baby shower yesterday as the mom to be loves cupcakes - mix of red velvet and salted caramel.  What a rude surprise when I opened the box.  The frosting on the red velvets were splatted every which way - imagine if you took a knife and just squashed the hell out of the frostings so that it was beyond messy- that's what it was like.  And no, it did not happen during the drive - not only was I careful, but the other flavors were perfectly fine, just ALL of the red velvets.  The thing that makes me mad is that the guy could have told me about this as there is no way he could have put them in the box and NOT noticed.  I would have gotten the other flavors.  It's really stupid on their part because everyone at the shower asked what the hell happened to the red velvets and when I told them the story, people got a very bad impression of Cupkates as we could not believe anyone would sell a product that looked like that.  It was truly attrocious and ruined the lovely gift I took time out from work to drive over and get.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "pAt8kCOmrCwF7U8yOo1Pkg", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "qZNSxXesr0x0puDoGn-U0A", "text": "Im sure the cupcakes are quite delicious... How ever to my chagrin I wouldnt know. For weeks now I have been trying to track down this mobile truck of deliciousness. I have twitted them request and questions about locations and emailed them location request (which is what the website instructs patrons to do). But I have never received a response or an acknowledgment of any sort. Even when trying to use their website and twitter feed to locate them their updates are sparse at best.  Its very disappointing to have such a wonderful product and care so little about customer satisfaction. I mean what does a girl have to do to get a freakin cupcake around here? I am not faulting them for being busy, but if you are instructing people to email and track the truck down using social media websites you may want to consider actually using them yourself!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "M2TYlXC-glvLa_tZRAcSZg", "date": "2010-10-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "-zH8IkGfWPlvLtWpFALM1A", "text": "Had a couple of these when they were at Off the Grid Civic Center.\n\nSalted Caramel - needed more caramely flavor for the mention in the name. Otherwise tasty.\n\nLemon Raspberry - yummy flavors together\n\nThe frosting is piled way to high for the cupcake resulting in frosting on your nose for the first bite and no frosting left for the last bite.\n\nAlso bought a single cupcake that I wanted to eat back at work - told me no boxes for single cupcake. BOO!", "stars": 2, "user_id": "DIb7yLPlpk8pV-kC2bHxxw", "date": "2010-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "2osyYNebkSVq275iqvHOuw", "text": "We tried these cupcakes the other day and we were not very impressed. The cupcakes were some what dry and the cake it self lacked decent flavor. It seems like they bank on their frosting for most of the flavor but that wasn't very good ether. I say stay home and make your own and they will be just as good and you get 24 for $4 instead of paying $8.50 for 3. Also she doesn't really think out her parking spots to well, there was no parking other than a 5 min loading spot any where within 300 yards of her truck.\n\nAlso Kate if you read this make more red velvet cupcakes. They seem to sell out the fastest so it's obviously your bread and butter.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "6U3YlOqwU-ibVwQWk5K8MA", "date": "2010-02-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "4UwZOL8VxWBtJ7Zx6f91jg", "text": "As a huge fan of cupcakes, I'm constantly searching for new bakeries that sell these delicious treats.  So when I read about Cupkates in the newspaper, I knew I had to follow them on Facebook.  First time \nI followed them was in Berkeley.  We got there 10 minutes before the truck arrived, so we were the second ones in line.  By the time we finished paying and got our cupcakes, the line was already almost a block long! \nWe ordered a dozen cupcakes because we wanted to try all the flavors they have.  My favorites were the s'mores and salted caramel.  The s'mores cupcake was moist and not overly sweet. It had a crunchy graham crust and toasted marshmallow frosting.  At first bite, it immediately became my favorite.  The salted caramel came in second.  It's frosting was light and fluffy with a distinct taste of caramel sprinkled with sea salt.  Kudos to Kate for creating a perfect caramel frosting that's not overpowering and heavy! The Guiness, chocolate and red velvet cupcakes were also great. \nI've only had the chance to try Cupkates twice since the truck is usually in the east bay and I live in the peninsula.  Lately, they have been coming to Off the Grid at Fort Mason, so I think it's time to pay 'em another visit!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HInm73Sxzu_6smfxR2xBFw", "date": "2010-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "86ps0CSR4GBXOnHnywxtyg", "text": "These cupkates are no joke.\n\n\n The best cupcakes I've had..I can't think of a time when I've had better ones.  \n\n(I feel like cupcakes run an easy risk of being too dry, and the frosting being too heavy and buttery.  Not these cupcakes!)\n\nThe frosting is so light, airy, whipped, and it works really well with the cake underneath. \n\nEach cake flavor/type had such an impressive consistency and was very soft, the right amount of moist, very very good! \n\nIt was also not heavy at all, everything was fluffy and light. \n\nFlavors I've had:  (I do like their special flavors, but their staples - first 4 below - are the best.)\n-  Red Velvet\n-  Salted Caramel\n-  Tiramisu\n-  S'mores\n-  Spicy Mexican Chocolate\n-  Mango Curd\n-  Lemon Meringue\n\n\nLocations in Financial District:\n-  Wednesdays, Montgomery and Market.  \n-  Fridays, Sansome and Bush.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ac54t2LhJmFcIR94kTWMnw", "date": "2012-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fwWWFIeF9SaiKH82D-CB5g", "text": "Tried Cupkates for the first time today.  Got a S'mores and a Double Chocolate.\n\nDouble Chocolate Cupcake: Cake was kind of...greasy.  Didn't really taste like butter :(  tasted more like boxed cake mix, which really surprised me, since I had heard good things about Cupkates.  Chocolate frosting was also kind of...oily, though it had a nice hint of bitterness/coffee to help it from just being sweet.  \n\nS'mores: this was, better. Marshmallow fluff had the s'mores treatment on top (fire).  Graham cracker crust was alright. But again, the chocolate cake was greasy.  At least the cake wasn't dry, like some cupcakes I've had.\n\nAs much as I adore the concept of mobile cupcakes, I doubt I will try them again.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "hhabD3IvEUIJkh7kFa2gbg", "date": "2010-10-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "weKzLwJ1bLp01mnRtaa3zg", "text": "Wow this place has it going on!!! They are the nicest people helpful. I *HEART* cupcakes... you have no idea. I was walking down 4th Street in Berkeley and it's like the clouds parted, the heavens sung and behold a glorious cupcake truck was parked there. Hell to the yes... cupcake time for me. They're all fresh, spongy, beautiful cupcakes that are homemade heaven! \n\nThe smores cupcake is to die for!!! They have a graham cracker crustish cupcake bottom and a slightly torched marshmallow top with a chunk of chocolate. It's magic in my mouth!!! The red velvet was great too. You can find them on Twitter and stalk them... I highly recommend it!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "DEdfTR0qpeVylrqxog80TA", "date": "2009-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5OzKRng8YVXoyzET-pL2ug", "text": "woohoo!  i was able to finally get to the truck before it running out.  Stopped off in Jack London yesterday while my girls were sleeping in the car.  Pulled the car up right in front and ordered 1 of everything.  YES 1 of everything and I tasted each one of them.  Not a single one I didnt like.  I did eat the ENTIRE red velvet all in 1 sitting.  It's been awhile since i've liked a cupcake that much.  The red velvet had a perfect amount of cream cheese frosting and not totally sweet and I can actually taste the cream cheese flavor.  The cake was nice and moist and not overly oily!\n\nThe other flavors that I tried was Double Vanilla, Double Chocolate, Key Lime Pie, Lemon Rasperry and Salted Caramel.  I think they are my new favorite cupcake place.  Just sucks because they do run out and it's a far drive for me.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Zm6fbeyzPbOkr9Sriw8ZcQ", "date": "2010-08-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yNyPS6Jzaps9u1iCPE2QcA", "text": "I can only review based on the 2 cupcakes I was able to try out.  The red velvet is definitely drier than most red velvet cupcakes I have tried around the bay area.  Maybe because I didn't eat the cupcake RIGHT away?  The frosting was a bit too soft for my taste. There was no substantial thickness to it while I was biting into the cupcake.  Not enough flavor.  The cake itself was not too sweet which is good but dry.  \n\nI preferred the s'more cupcake over the red velvet.  There is a crunch at the bottom of the cake to imitate the graham cracker of the smore.  The marshmellow frosting was delicious.\n\nFor these small cupcakes.. the prices are a bit pricy!  At least sprinkles and kara's are bigger for about the same price!  The cupcake truck runs around the bay so check them out at their website or track them down with twitter if you are in dying need of cupcakes to be delivered to your door!!!  Not a bad alternative for a cupcake filled van driving around.. but just not quite CRAVING worthy of my tummy!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "GqzoKYXv6F1O85bhywyoSA", "date": "2009-11-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 10, "useful": 11, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "F0CD5pPQsx38knO_jLRM8w", "text": "A cupcake truck!! *covers mouth and points* How awesome is that?\n\nI've been told by a couple of friends that I HAVE to try the cupcakes from Cupkates. I finally got my lazy but to one of these OTG things and had cupkates on my mind the entire time. Me and a friend got the Lemon Meringue Pie Cupcakes and come to think of it, we got the LAST three!!! LUCKY us!! =) \n\nNow onto the highlight of my day...\nLEMON MERINGUE PIE CUPCAKE- Tasted exactly like a lemon merignue pie, if not BETTER. =X The cake was very moist and the best part was the FILLING, yes the darn thing was filled with lemon custard which was a little tart (not overly tart at all) and just as refreshing as a cup of lemonade on a scortching hot day! =) The meringue sitting on top of the cupcake was light, airy, creamy and topped with my favorite topping...toasted coconut!! If they hadn't run out of these things, I would have gotten 6...FOR MYSELF!!\n\nNext OTG I'm getting cupcakes from Cupkates before getting anything else because they run out of cupcakes FAST!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "iChrn349gyWB-8UGyn8a6Q", "date": "2011-06-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 11, "useful": 11, "funny": 10}, "review_id": "cdb_1Ly4XQfCjNIJ_4YIBw", "text": "Vivian D. raves about Cupkates all the time. One day, after dinner, she told me that she had bought a strawberry rhubarb flavor cupcake from Cupkates for me but had forgotten to bring it. Call that a dessert tease but I thought maybe it was time for me to finally check out this cupcake truck.\n\nMade my way to the Thursday's off the grid over at haight and bought myself a red velvet and a salted caramel cupcake. Both had intense flavors and the texture of the cake was soft and moist. The salted caramel cupcake was too moist, so moist that the cake was flimsy and almost soggy but it was still delicious! \n\nSo far so good, I'll agree with Vivian D. that so far this place does sell the best cupcake with both great flavors and textures. Will be back to try other flavors!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "zpT7HWE3o77YVfG4S07H9A", "date": "2011-08-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 12, "useful": 13, "funny": 14}, "review_id": "wKH9bRSo3T09DTMMzzgiZw", "text": "I was lucky enough to have lunch with a girlfriend and since she works in Emeryville, I was able to partake in some awesome eats in my old hood and discover the newest incarnation of the \"taco truck\" trend that has become ever so popular. \n\nThis was the first time I had ever seen a \"cupcake truck\" in real life. We decided to stop to see what we could find and sadly, by the time we made it through the line, most of the cupcakes I had wanted to try were sold out so I decided to get one of each flavor that was left. I brought them home for our Friday night dessert and as a family, we tried(devoured) all four.\n\nThe cupcakes we tried were: \n-Smores (really nice contrast from graham cracker bottom to marshmallow topping. Husband thought it needed more topping)\n-Banana Caramel (Daughter liked this one best-I thought it was good but not enough of a banana punch)\n-Twinkies(This was the husbands favorite-not too sweet)\n-Chocolate PB(This was my favorite and perfect)\n\nService in the truck is efficient and they take credit cards which is always a plus. Each cupcake runs between $2.50 and $3.50 I think. \n\nI must say it is probably a good thing I no longer work in Emeryville or with all of these new eats off of trucks, not only would I be giving up my Jewish American Princess persona, I would be adding at least a couple of new dimples to my ass!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9bxdPvAhP6cuipD5s2UnCg", "date": "2010-05-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 16, "useful": 15, "funny": 13}, "review_id": "tSI5A7sx8tPYSCK_FiaG4w", "text": "If dessert were a religion & it was a sin to NOT eat cupcakes, my confession would go something like this....'Forgive me FoodGod for I have sinned, my last cupcake review was over six months ago...'\n\nBecause of Cupkates' tempting & ever-present truck at Off the Grid Fort Mason, cupcake moratorium has been lifted (my $3-a-day habit had become expensive & unhealthy.)\n\nI've tried two flavors ($3 each):\n* strawberry rhubarb: a white cake topped with strawberry buttercream with a rhubarb filling. I liked the classic combo & the balance of sweet & tart. \n* salted dulce de leche: chocolate cake topped with a caramel-flavored frosting/drizzle & sea salt. I'm not usually a fan of chocolate cake but again, what a winning flavor combo. \n\nThe cake is super moist. A+ for that! But what is going on with the buttercream frosting?! The texture is in need of sugar or something to cut the buttery-ness. It's super firm, almost plasticky...like eating a slightly softened stick of buttah, baby. The flavor is amazing, but can I get some fluffiness in my favorite part of a cupcake?! Their ginger lemon was beckoning, so I'll have to try that next week.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "kZJWAY828P8QZTqVYzhTCg", "date": "2011-06-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 16, "useful": 20, "funny": 15}, "review_id": "7Y6CJf7mxxVbkPgPI-BFUQ", "text": "Thanks to Off the Grid, this East Bay cupcake truck is now frequently in San Francisco! My friends raved about Cupkates long before OtG's existence, but I never took the time to look for it. \n\nNow that it's more conveniently located, I have had not 1, not 2, but 5 different flavors!\n\nIn the order of my favorite to least favorite...\n\n1) SALTED CARAMEL: super moist chocolate cake! fluffy caramel buttercream. drizzle of caramel. sprinkle of sea salt. divine combination! (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg?select=pOOjy-Ol4rgVlfhR5ZviXw)\n\n2) RED VELVET: my favorite red velvet. moist cake. strong cocoa presence. yummy cream cheese buttercream. best part -  not overly sweet. (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg?select=b0CKQUh1WBbFbAtzzVFJ5Q)\n\n3) PUMPKIN SPICE: seasonal flavor. dense cake, almost muffin like. pumpkin and cinnamon. delicious. (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg?select=nhcrmZeBkMWQkCssYXA32g)\n\n4) TIRAMISU: dense cake. light hint of espresso. lady finger bottom. mascapone frosting. did not taste like tiramisu. \n\n5) LEMON RASPBERRY: overly sweet. dense cake with artificial lemon taste. artificial raspberry flavored frosting. did not like at all.\n\n$3/pop. Salted Caramel all the way!!\n\nupdate~ \nPEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE: moist chocolate cake! fluffy peanut butter buttercream! delicious!!!! (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg?select=jMEbpPrCd4f0cPRE2LcjMA)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "JnGjZVSlfCkKHErvO5ts4g", "date": "2010-11-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 19, "useful": 25, "funny": 16}, "review_id": "hiqmTT7enNoRKQZTlG61ng", "text": "I think this mobile cupcakery is the best thing about Off the Grid Upper Haight.  It's hard not to smile when you walk up to the window and see seven trays of cupcakes. Cupcakes are topped with a tall dollop of frosting.\n\nCupcake flavors ($3 each): Red Velvet, S'mores, Lemon Raspberry, Twinkie, Salted Caramel, Double Vanilla, Double Chocolate\n\n* Lemon Raspberry cupcake: Moist lemon cake with tiny bits of lemon peel.  Soft, smooth, creamy raspberry buttercream frosting that wasn't that sweet. I like how the frosting had more flavor other fruity buttercream frostings I've tried.\n\nThe cupcake was really fresh, natural tasting and truly scrumptious. I also like how they have classic and creative/fun flavors.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "NOUfyJW-BAo_-Cbfo8edww", "date": "2010-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "cVmhYou6MW8XUeshI0HgQw", "text": "I'm not a sweet-tooth kind of person, I don't mind skipping dessert after dinner.  But OOHH man! does this place gets me giddy every time I see them.  I've had a lot of so-so cupcakes around the bay area and THIS PLACE TOPS THEM ALL!!  Each cupcake is different an you can tell that they really know what they're doing and know how to please!\n\nI would highly recommend (if they serve it) Tiramisu and Banana Creme Pie cupcakes.  Both are fantastic and out of this world.  It's kind of indescribable, but I can say they have their own filling inside and the frostings are different (for all cupcakes).  If they don't have those two their Double Vanilla and Red Velvet cupcakes are my second place runners up.\n\nThey're the only place I'll buy cupcakes from.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "mpD3_8i4H-0TwVpZTyF1tg", "date": "2012-04-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gpBiTsQ-UeTY6oTgddB48Q", "text": "Love these cupcakes. Initially I told myself why the heck would anyone want to pay $3 for a cupcake? I then thought of the multiple times I've been to Bristol Farms and paid $5 for a cupcake. Perhaps I would give place a shot after all. The cupcakes are so cute with the frosting swirling to the top like a little pillow of frosting atop a cupcake. The two items I ordered were the chocolate / peanut butter cupcake and the vanilla bean cheesecake. The way that the cheesecake was the menu I thought it was a cheesecake cupcake but it was cheesecake instead. No matter I guess I could try them both. I was running late so I got to work and had to refrigerate them and eat them a couple of hours later. \n\nI took them out of the refrigerator and was amazed they were still intact, cream wasn't falling over. I took a spoon and took my first bite of the cheesecake. Instantly you taste the cream cheese and vanilla beans. Yes real vanilla beans, you can see the specs throughout the cheesecake. Next I would try the cupcake. I thought the cupcake itself without the frosting would be dense, lifeless and tasteless. I peeled back the wrapper and bit in. It was so moist, so airy, so fluffy. Instantly the peanut butter frosting and the chocolate cupcake mixed and it was heaven.\n\nI will definitely look for this truck whenever I'm out and about.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "3zLhRhyKNI1cW5Wy8-HTuw", "date": "2010-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "HtIGcYLq2ORD0f2B-zHcNg", "text": "I get cupcakes from here every Tuesday of the month. It's the reason I love Tuesdays. Ridiculous right? But CuKate's Cupcakes are AMAZING. Simply moist, great tasting and the icing... OH the icing... A little pricey at $3.00 a piece, but who cares, you can't put money on a cake tasting like that. \n\nDefinitely try this treat truck. Hands down WAAAAY better than Kara's cupcakes in walnut creek!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "vwvsxHbJX7drpzKJzLRViQ", "date": "2011-01-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IcTU2MPM-2URps9j8vbpYQ", "text": "The lemon meringue is by far my favorite.  It has a nice graham cracker crust, lemon filling and topped with marshmallow frosting.  It's a shame I live in NY.  Otherwise I would buy one every week.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QbsKkS8hugymNwYbGxISmg", "date": "2011-04-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "IeRTjR_W7kkIkJf0QxnVWw", "text": "We tried Cupkates at Off the Grid.  Awesome business decision for them, as there were very few desserts to be had at the Fort Mason OTG that day.\n\nWe got a red velvet, smores, and salted caramel.  I'll start with the red velvet.  The cake was good, but not amazing - moist, good texture, but nothing to write home about.  The frosting was overly sweet but good texture as well.  The s'mores cupcake  had great flavor, but when you unwrap it (don't we always?) the graham crackers fall into your lap.  Shouldn't these be formed into a crust of some sort instead of just being placed into the bottom of the cupcake paper?  It ended up being a very messy end to an otherwise good dessert.  Thankfully, i ate the salted caramel last.  It was DELICIOUS.  Moist, tender, sweet and the salt added the perfect kick and crunch.  Yum!\n\nNow if this petite cupcakes were about $0.50 less I'd be giving them another star.  But for the price, I expect more cupcake.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "CNRbAdMOJn4AJFAdLXH_kQ", "date": "2012-07-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "jc0MmxB1WpsoYUtEpOgjeg", "text": "I feel a cupcake truck creates a sense of scarcity from the temporal nature which thus dictates a hoarding response of buying more than you can actually consume at the moment.  Obviously not freshly baked because there is only so much you can do in  a truck, but likely made earlier in the morning.  A good variety of flavors and a level of quality that can rival other cupcake joints around town (...though still pales in comparison to the cupcake dominance in NYC).\n\nSalted Caramel: Vanilla cake base with a slightly caramel-y and slightly salty frosting.  Was hoping for the richness of a dulce de leche, but was more like a vanilla buttercream frosting with a slight caramel edge.\n\nS'Mores: Ever so slightly br\u00fbl\u00e9ed marshmallow frosting on a devil's food cake base with a small crumbled graham cracker bottom.  Was hopping for more burntness on the marshmallow, but was still decent. \n\nTiramisu: I would have called this a mocha cupcake.  Same devil's food cake base as the s'mores, but with a slightly coffee, slightly chocolate frosting.  It was hard for me to draw parallels to the indulgent soaked lady finger Italian dessert.\n\nRed Velvet: A standard measuring stick for me when comparing cupcake places.  The cake base was moist, thankfully not too dry, which is where some others failure.  The cream cheese frosting had a good balance of sweet versus natural cream sourness, unfortunately the texture was a bit denser than I'd like.  Overall, a very good effort.\n\nVanilla Bean Cheesecake: Not a cupcake.  I love when people use real vanilla beans instead of vanilla bean extract (or worse... imitation vanilla!).  There really wasn't much \"cake\" in cheesecake since it was molded into a mini-foil cup.  Smooth and lighter than a slice you'd get in NYC.  Lots of great vanilla bean bits in every spoonful.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "yZM8bO0dbhffVp6RCTFN5w", "date": "2011-01-30"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OG0YyGxk48vslWahxp-pIA", "text": "Tiramusu!!!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "vj-71bWcddq5l-FEkThVbw", "date": "2011-05-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qvuuQ_rS9ip-I4ox9vhfIQ", "text": "We've run into this cupcake truck a few times on our walk to the campus (for football or basketball games) and partaken twice.  Yesterday, I had the red velvet (the 1st time we had their cupcakes, they were out of red velvet which are my favorite).  Yum!  The cake is moist and not dense.  The frosting is creamy and light.  I had to walk away so that I don't order and eat another one.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "qS7Yq15oqMY5oIl1OI1vDQ", "date": "2010-01-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "W8CGKT64TQHoLygy638efg", "text": "I'm a huge cupcakes fan, so when I heard about this moving vehicle full of delicious cupcakes I had to hunt it down! The cupcakes themselves are about $2.75-3 each, depending on the flavor. I think I've tried their S'mores, Red velvet, Twinkies, Banana Nutella, and Salted Carmel. \n\nThey used to have little cartons of milk for 25 cents, but they stopped because people weren't buying them. One time I got milk to go with my cupcake, and it turned out to be spoiled! They were nice enough to give me another milk and my money back yay.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ZIj6gD0NSxv2RcgXsR_lSw", "date": "2010-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Wuf_dWxp4pPa-4q_dsgBWw", "text": "What have the GODs done to me to deserve a Cupcake Van!!!!!!!!\n\nI swear...if I could eat anything all day without gaining weight it would be CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!\n\nCupkates for sure are one of my favorites!!!  Not only are the cupcakes great tasting and affordable you can also follow them on facebook and twitter to find out where the truck will be so that you never miss them!!!  GREAT IDEA!!!\n\nOf course my favorites are the Red Velvet and Salted Caramel!  YUMMY!!!\nThey also have a great Lemon Raspberry cupcake that is soooo moist and sooooo good.  You can actually taste the lemon peel!!! KUDOS to that for freshness!!!\n\nThanks Cupkates for always being there for me :)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "fLKbns1B_8AnbRqHFloALw", "date": "2010-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "yOl7AvtjuVS_VRHKam23yg", "text": "THE DISCOVERY:\nAfter driving around looking for a Safeway, bakery or any place that sold a cupcake on a lazy Sunday afternoon I turned down Fourth Street in Berkeley and found CupKates parked along the curb, my sign that the universe guided me so I can complete my birthday surprise for my cupcake! Woo Woo \n\nTHE VIBE:\nA busy line in front of the truck, but I think it's the playfulness of buying anything from a tricked out truck.\n\nTHE SERVICE:\nCustomer friendly.  Patient.\n\nTHE GOODS:\n1.  The Salted Caramel cupcake was one of my two choices.  Cake a bit on the dry side lacked a real chocolate flavor.  But the frosting was tasty, love the salt flakes and an honest caramel flavored butter cream, I give the frosting a 4 star and cake a 2 star an overall of  a star it was aiight. \n\nTHE BAD:\n1. Red Velvet: I don't know why I keep order red velvet everywhere else.  Shame on me... I'm not going to bother commenting on it.\n\nOVERALL:\nI love the idea of a cupcake truck.  The cakes are dry and lack luster.  But if you have a craving and see the truck around, its good to support local business.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vKGAp0LYXsYR5z5o2QYEvw", "date": "2012-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "AHsiEWqX2YxcQfNRgLlzAw", "text": "Cupcakes on wheels....oh boy....now you're talking!!! I seriously tried for so long to go down to this yummy truck stand but for whatever reason I would always miss it or they'd get sold out. I first found out about this place on live 105's morning show and i was quick to follow her on twitter. I tried once to go down near the CAL campus to swipe up some goodies but the traffic impeded and by the time we arrived they had sold out so i was sooooo sad and angry lol. But one day as I was strolling around Berkley's 4th street on my way to the MACA cosmetics store I saw the truck and went and got some goodies. I bought 6, literally one of each. The Red Velvet was to die for and the smore was great. The strawberry was OK but I still enjoyed the goodies. I adore cupcakes!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pi5NdzfR1fbzsJZ-fFlgFg", "date": "2010-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "aJ20VQP-dHixECC6y-C4zQ", "text": "I've never been what you call a cupcake fanactic but I'm a changed woman! My co-workers turned me onto \"Cupkates\" when I started at my new job in June, and I'm now a fan on Facebook.\n\nSo far, I've tried the Red Velvet, Vanilla/Vanilla, S'mores, and the new Key Lime Pie. While I wasn't too fond of the Vanilla/Vanilla frosting the rest of them simply put me in a sweet place.\n\nI tried the new Key Lime Pie cupcake today...dee-lish! The graham cracker bottom crust was wonderful, and the key lime dollop in the center was perfect--not too sweet, not too tart.\n\nRoll on Cupkates, roll on : )", "stars": 4, "user_id": "sWZcCBETfX8m6Tc_4unjFw", "date": "2010-07-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "cgNsFQtK6BKD9OhmOf7PRw", "text": "We happened upon this truck while shopping near the 4th Ave. one Sunday afternoon. They don't carry gluten-free cupcakes so we got a regular chocolate cupcake. It was moist and very sweet. The frosting was also very sweet. The cupcake was fresh and cute and the lady on the truck was very friendly. We only tried one cupcake so could not tell anything special about it, but it sure was at a convenient location in the shopping district for those who need a break from shopping and get some sugar high.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "f92md2NWsZTEUjI7Fr3tHw", "date": "2012-07-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "iDtUcN1otKnPcjv81ks31A", "text": "Effin' all-star trip to the Cupkates truck ran into JANE S. AND CHRISTA V. wooooo!\n\nPicked up salted caramel, double chocolate, and lemon raspberry. Pretty satisfied with the moistness and frosting flavor so I gotta give the thumbs up to Cupkates for a mini treat!\n\nSalted caramel winner winner chicken dinner.\n\nThe truck takes card. Woohoo!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ryQzhVKN-LwrtQ92DEdvRw", "date": "2010-02-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Wix_ePsjTbrdWFPgX9RWXg", "text": "I've seen this food truck around a lot but most people told me to turn away from it. I chose to finally try it for once.\n\nService is nice. \n\nI ordered the Salted Caramel cupcake for $3. It looked really good. Chocolate cupcake, caramel buttercream dollop, caramel drizzle, and a sprinkle of sea salt. Looked decadent! \n\nI took one bite and I thought it was...an okay cupcake. The cake part wasn't too bad. The frosting was actually much too buttery for me so I couldn't eat much of that at all. \n\nI expected more!", "stars": 3, "user_id": "OXYtOFX9xXukagW5Ku5dfg", "date": "2012-08-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "2kMi6myOBdOTIjpOokSNZA", "text": "Dear Cupkates,\n\nI love cupcakes. I mean, I REALLY LOVE cupcakes. You have made me turn my back on my favorite cupcake shops. Because of you, I find myself begging my friends to get me cupcakes before they sell out at Off The Grid. I eat more than my share in one sitting and have to go to the gym more often to work it off, but it's totally worth it. The marshmallow frosting on your S'mores cupcake fell over on my desk and I licked it right off the table. Yes, I did that and it's all your fault.\n\nI hope to never eat another one of your delicious cupcakes again. Ok, so I'll see you at Off The Grid this Thursday right?!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Al91UkRtVxCXnT4-lTpa7w", "date": "2011-02-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "baHODegiYRoWkX2a3QyAmA", "text": "I sometimes forget that there are people who think that paying $3 for a cupcake is ridiculous. And, I have to say, I have had some $3+ cupcakes (cough, Kara's cupcakes, cough) that were not at all worth the cost or the wait. On the completely opposite side of the spectrum, CupKates is worth every single penny and then some. \n\nUsing red velvet cupcakes as a constant, Super Dave and I like the Teacake Bakeshop in E-ville since their cream cheese frosting is consistently flavorful without being overly sweet. Though, to be honest, the cake itself tends to be a little on the dry side. Sprinkles in Palo Alto, on the other hand, has a very nice, moist mildly chocolaty cake but an overly sugary frosting. CupKates manages to excel at both and provides a moist but firm cake and also a flavorful, creamy (but not cavity-inducing) frosting. \n\nIn a recent fit of generosity I brought a dozen CupKates cupcakes back for my co-workers and the feedback was overwhelming and unanimous: \"That was the best cupcake I've ever had.\" (And I'm not talking about young people here.) CupKates' variety of flavors are so remarkably true to the original that it's mind-boggling. My hands down favorite is the (now out of season) key lime pie cupcake. Mmmm, that little bit of graham cracker crust at the bottom is such a welcome surprise.\n\nSince CupKates is mobile business, I've been lucky enough to catch it at a few different locations. And my only complaint, based on a recent Sunday visit to their 4th Street stop in Berkeley, is that when Kate's not in the truck the overall efficiency is reduced. There's was a long line (not unusual) that Sunday but it was moving at a particular crawl for seemingly no other reason than the staff inside were moving at a lackadaisical pace. I mean, I know it's Sunday and all but...\n\nStill, if you're looking for a cupcake experience that can give you a good old standby (red velvet, double chocolate) or turn you on to a new favorite (smore, key lime pie) CupKates is the way to go.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-sArJIArIZbyaNsVc0V9Kw", "date": "2010-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "001GbPAQjqXIc7yqRVtpxg", "text": "After filling up at Off the Grid in the Haight, I couldn't resist getting some dessert to go! All their selections looked great but I narrowed it down to the Banana Cream Pie and my boyfriend got the Red Velvet. They were both so delicious, but the Banana Cream Pie was definitively better. Want to go back to try the S'mores and Salted Caramel cupcakes.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "53NSfhVu6umBS2Fd2uGnjA", "date": "2012-01-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0WPpVQpz7NVNZq0ZAB_APQ", "text": "Cupkates, you changed my life.\n\nThis evening, I was at Off the Grid on a Friday night with some very fit friends of mine. While my healthy friends gorged themselves on meat and veggies, I wandered over to the curious cupcake truck (a TRUCK? Full of CUPCAKES? Go on....) and ordered the salted caramel chocolate and the strawberry rhubarb cupcakes in a to-go box. No big deal. I can wait to eat them. After all, I've sampled the likes of That Takes the Cake and Kara's. I'm a veteran cupcake eater in a city where cupcakeries are as ubiquitous as no-name DJs.   I drive home and set the box on my counter. An hour later, I'm ready to try one. I wasn't expecting much. Maybe a tasty cake with some frosting. I chose to go with the chocolate caramel.\n\nOh my god. it was the yummiest, frostingiest, moistiest, chocolatiest most deliciousiest cupcake I'd ever had! The frosting was like sweet, whipped butter, the cake was decadently delish, and the sea salt was just the right touch on top.  I was in heaven, surrounded by cherubs and unicorns and sliding down rainbows!\n\nAnd I had one more in the box.\n\nBut I can wait. I don't need the second cupcake right this second. No.\n\nI eyed the cupcake.\n\nIt eyed me back.\n\nI couldn't resist its sweet seduction.  I greedily shoved that cake into my face.  The strawberry frosting tasted like REAL strawberries! Not a hint of that fake strawberry flavoring, but more like they picked fresh strawberries from my very own garden and mashed it up with butter and sugar and piped it on top of a perfectly moist cake.  How did they do that? HOW? \n\nAnd WHY is there not another cupcake in my to-go box?! Why did I only get two?! \nThis is all my fault.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "1VgcIDH0NpvRfpQL8nB8PQ", "date": "2011-06-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "5B6Lm1J8gWgzuFu8XBvs4g", "text": "So here's to popping my Yelp cherry with my first review!\n\nWhenever I come up for my monthly visits to Berkeley, Cupkates is always on my list of must-haves while I'm there. I went so far as to follow them on Twitter so I know/am reminded what cross-streets they'll be at that day.\n\nRed velvet's always everyone's favorite, but my favorite is lemon with raspberry buttercream. Of course their cupcakes are moist (anyone can say that). But, THEIR BUTTERCREAM IS AMAZING. Not too sweet and heavy that my throat hurts and I don't feel ridiculously gross post-nommage (something I get when I eat Sprinkles). And the workers are always so nice! \n\nExtra special thanks to the guy who sold me the last cupcake of the day (it was fate)!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GKpdUg3q5aHKkzhCfHO7uw", "date": "2010-04-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "caZQeKU7ZP30E2HzPh7R5A", "text": "Never dissapoints. Delicious Smores and Red Velvet!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zrHhzP4omVmB2yCFDzR00Q", "date": "2010-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "fmiOM-IOvbsKr1Epp8gmEw", "text": "I just have to disagree with everyone here.  The frosting just tastes like butter, and no, not butter cream, just plain old butter.  Tiramasu had no flavor other than butter and the salted caramel tasted like, yup, butter.  the whole point of salted caramel is to have a sweet and salt contrast.  this was not present, there was no caramel, and no salt.  So I am guessing the butter was unsalted...It just grossed me out to bite into a 1/2 a cup of butter slathered on top of a tiny itty bitty $3 cake.\n\nThis is a zero value experience, and I agree with another yelper who says just because it is a cupcake, and we all like cupcakes, does not mean it is worth $3 or 5 stars.\n\nJust thinking about this cupcake is giving me the heebee jeebees.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "6ZpfGwq-raI2CmM69_aqng", "date": "2011-05-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "gHHFU76GLC1lMOEa0EgIdw", "text": "I absolutely love these cupcakes! they are hands down the best i have ever tasted, I pretty much got a Twitter account just so I could follow this truck thats how much I love it!!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2VVFB0CmPa3f-LMMvv7uNA", "date": "2009-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "ICuEzx1XefEGfKf1kGSERQ", "text": "I recently got to experience Cupkates on a trip to the Bay, as they were parked on 4th street in Berkeley right in front of the Crate and Barrel outlet. And I have to say that these cupcakes are absolutely amazing.\n\nMy friends and I ordered the Key Lime Pie, Red Velvet, Mexican Chocolate, and the Salted Caramel.  Bar none, the Key Lime Pie was the hands down favorite.  The lime curd matched perfectly with the meringue frosting and with the added bonus of a gingerbread crust on the bottom, it was absolute perfection.  The Red Velvet was a close second, with the cream cheese frosting being really nice but not overly sweet, and the cupcake itself was perfectly moist.  The Salted Caramel was good too, but lacked a little in salt to truly honor its name.  The Mexican Chocolate was ok, but in comparison to the other three flavors, it just didn't cut the mustard.  I would have a bite, and sometimes the spiciness of was just too much, I'd have to take a break.\n\nOverall, I'm a big fan of Cupkates (especially the Key Lime Pie cupcake) and if they had a store or truck down here in LA, I'd be in major trouble.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "AL3lnSNH9NeCSSlXTSl0ng", "date": "2011-07-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JJ_gkH6tXHxJFRuvpR97fw", "text": "TIRAMISU cupcake was pretty awesome. The cake was moist, the frosting was awesome and it literally was a tiramisu in a cupcake form!\n\nThe red velvet was good too, but something about the frosting was off to me. The texture was more gelatin like? The cake on the other hand was MOIST! Who doesn't love moist cakes?!\n\nNext time I'll have to give the salted caramel flavor a try.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "-wbVnj6P-YgGHKqLbJ-XWg", "date": "2012-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "OxuiZYBEYHYqDguqfzml-A", "text": "Cupkates are the best cupcakes in the world! \n\nThe service folks that run the truck are so amazing!  A lot of times you'll go to a food truck and it will be staffed by surly hipsters that throw your food at you and sneer while they discuss amongst themselves whose songs are too 'poppy' on the truck's iPod ... but the cupkates peeps are really sweethearts. I guess that comes from working with delicious cakes all day!  I especially like the beard-guy who says that the cupcakes are made with love and are therefore zero calorie ... who can argue with that? And if you're having trouble making up your mind they can recommend their favorites.\n\nThe cakey part is moist and yummy and they have all sorts of different frostings like marscapone and marshmallow, and each one perfectly compliments the cake!\n\nI will say, try the double-vanilla cake! People get dazzled by the different cake flavors, and they are all yummy (especially the lemon meringue!) but when was the last time you enjoyed some vanilla cake? It's a classic for a reason! And they do it really well ... it's aromatic and fluffy, smells just like a fresh-baked waffle cone :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9N9NGLogZ_m1m6jTV_US9g", "date": "2011-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Q9rZIE4E6OE5FTgU9kws3A", "text": "I just tried Kate's newest flavor STRAWBERRY SWIRL, and I knew she wouldn't let me down!\n\nNot only was the cake moist, but there was a strawberry surprise in the middle! I wasn't expecting fresh strawberry jam... The fresh strawberry, slivered almonds, and cream cheese frosting on top paired perfectly with the cupcake and not-too-sweet strawberry jam.\n\nIf you haven't tried Cupkates what are you waiting for? Hands down, best cupcakes in the Bay.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "FcL_HfTrSzCn-J_ZiuDXMA", "date": "2010-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qd8NxyS6_L4keH9TTYm8TQ", "text": "yum yum yum.\n\nsampled their:\n- red velvet: ehh, it was alright. I've had better.\n- tiramisu: for tiramisu lovers! my sis & bf loves.\n- salted caramel: to die for! i loved it until the very last bite.\n- smores: marshmallow frosting, not too sweet.\n\ncakes are very very mosit. frosting is amazing, NOT too sweet unlike other cupcakes!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "hCQdiAlauiXTrXDq4xPF4g", "date": "2011-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "TN-obd88ynRar2Yz9hZUKA", "text": "!!!!! so good!  cake is soft and the perfect consistency and frosting is sweet but not overpowering.  so good!!\n\nmy favorites from best to good:\n-salted caramel! (omg.. this one is amazing)\n-caramel apple\n-smore's\n-tiramisu\n\nman, so good!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "IgTkH1md1VK5aTs-2blxig", "date": "2011-09-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xezR8yQK2fzvGvMsUMEqvA", "text": "My boyfriend and I had their cupcakes for the very first time today and we were impressed! \n\nUp until now, Kara's Cupcakes was our favorite but now they're tied with Cupkates. Here's a few differences between the two:\n\nKara's:\n\n- The cakes are lighter in texture. \n- They do have storefronts as well as their KaraVan\n- They do not have Red Velvet cupcakes but they have other flavors that are original and yummy \n- They have filled cupcakes (ie. Banana Caramel, Lemony Meyer, Passion Fruit, Fleur de Sel)\n-They do have the cuteness factor down (though it might make men more hesitant to go in).\n- They have more choices (gluten free cupcakes, seasonal cupcakes, and yes, filled cupcakes)\n- Price = $3.25 a cupcake\n\nCupKates:\n\n- Their cakes are slight more denser than Kara's but still moist and soft\n- They do have a yummy red velvet cupcake (which I tried today)\n-They also have original flavors (my boyfriend had their salty caramel and loved it)\n- The business is primarily on a mobile truck so you won't find them at the same places all the time (they're also primarily in Berkeley) but part of the fun is looking for them (you can find out via their twitter updates/website)\n- Price  $3.00 per cupcake", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VlgyC48SzcviITi7ya48rQ", "date": "2010-06-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XH-AaNTLh9xtF9UBUETP9w", "text": "Came back to OtG: Fort Mason and hit up Cupkates first before they sold out of the cupcakes I wanted.  I actually got here right when they opened. This time I was able to pick up the  2 S'mores and Tiramisu cupcakes. I had to get one for my sister since we  were all divide and conquer at OtG.\n\nThe S'mores cupcake tasted like a actual S'mores. Graham cracker and chocolate as the breaded part. And the marshmallow icing to top it off. This tasted OK to me. On the other hand, the Tiramisu turned out to be my favorite one. If I just had a side of gelato to go with it I would  be set. I still have to try the other flavors, but so far Tiramisu has come on top for me.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "xxMg8OyUtXFNJ2QXDXF4dQ", "date": "2011-05-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "xOrCFLaPPEx-RD7SSvHQiQ", "text": "The concept of a cupcake truck is awesome! We purchased some of the last cupcakes for the day. It was a flavor I definitely wouldn't order if I had the choice but I really wanted a cupcake and ate it anyway. It was vanilla with a marshmallow creme frosting topped with coconut shavings. The frosting threw it off for me. I had to scrape most of it off because I didn't like the flavor or texture. I would try cupkates again and hope that I get to try different flavors.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "SmVhjkp9ZTEWq2uf8krcrQ", "date": "2010-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XvvQPTEcHcn6p44jKM7nAw", "text": "Finally tried their cupcakes!! I've been tracking them down on Twitter for a while now. \n\n**** Here's what I got ****\nRed Velvet\nS'mores\n\nI LOVED the Red Velvet. Definitely recommend it because it had the right consistency and the frosting worked great with the rich cupcake. The S'mores was a little overwhelming sweet. I didn't enjoy is as much. \n\nThe cupcakes cost $2.75/each. However, I think it's definitely not as good as Love at First Bite. \n\nHowever, props for the Cupcake Truck idea. It was very quaint. Reminds me of the days when I used to wait for the musical ice cream truck to drive around the block.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "5-GjKjU_rYn_SMgMVSmsIw", "date": "2009-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zV-uTekEkZMoEHAiWefv5w", "text": "After many years of drooling at the pictures, I finally got to try one for myself. My brother and I got the red velvet and tiramisu. \n\nMy first bite was of the red velvet. The cake was super moist and the frosting, oh my goodness, the frosting was like no other. It was so creamy and not too sweet. If they sold tubs of their frosting, I would totally just eat that. With the tiramisu, my thoughts were the same. Additionally, there was a nice drizzle of coffee in the middle of the cake.\n\nCan't wait until I get to try more!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tFR1jdqKNiLPOd6NiiQ5nA", "date": "2012-01-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "0-rOkg9cWHkAPKWz3RXmxQ", "text": "Cupcake yelping frenzy round 4 - \n\nSalted Caramel (moist chocolate cake topped with caramel buttercream and sprinkled with flaked sea salt) - I found the caramel drizzle to be a bit overkill, but Cupkates is as light and fluffy as you can get. Light and moist cake, with unbelievably fluffy frosting. I only wish the chocolate cake was a bit more chocolatey and also, my fatassness wishes the cupcakes were all a little bigger... \n\nRed Velvet (buttermilk chocolate cake with a bright red hue, topped with cream cheese frosting) - Again, light and moist cake, with unbelievably fluffy frosting. Hands down - the best cream cheese frosting I've ever had. In my opinion, cream cheese frosting tends to be way too dense and overwhelmingly sweet but, OHMYGOD, can I just get a tub of this frosting and dunk my head in it?!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5Ap91V6vM4wgxgJeCu68-Q", "date": "2010-02-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "3fxQoxfQ-bpA7lulCBcFXg", "text": "Did not know that this was located in Berkeley! I tried it at the food cart fair in lower haight. The cupcakes are absolutely beautiful and come in lots of flavors. I love when bakeries use creativity with their variety and execution- Kate definitely takes the (cup)cake for hers! (okay, I know...lame joke) . \n\nI had the salted carmel which was really good, but I could have done with more flavor in the frosting. I sort of always think about Bi-Rie Creamery's salted carmel when I imagine this flavor.\n\nMy friend had the new flavor Pumpkin Spice which was Reallllyyyy delicious. I loved the cream-cheese frosting. \n\nI want to try the tiramasu next!\n\nThey are a little pricey for one cupcake at $3 a piece.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "mH_qrnYa1pKzo5fJLjRS_Q", "date": "2010-11-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "6Fd6Wqsb2PRqAQXretTcKw", "text": "The cupcakes here are perrrrrr-fect! The perfect density in cake and the cream is fabulous. Why do you not come down to south bay!! \n\nMy favorite was the salted caramel cupcake. The Mexican chocolate was really interesting and I really liked it..it had a spicy kick at the end, and we both loved the vanilla cupcake with vanilla bean cream on top. I\n\nSteven C. bought 6 different flavors, and those 3 were my top favorites! Red velvet, tiramisu, and lime pie were my 4th, 5th, and 6th choices respectively. Anyway, this cupcake truck really beats out the cupcake stores I've had and they really are probably the best cupcakes I've ever had! Gracias to Steven and off the grid Berkeley for having Cupkates there!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "kaKEer3UR5utYZsgp2tgPw", "date": "2011-07-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "8PlMKYJIO6LeKSF8gHj_Uw", "text": "My friend and I walked along the streets of Bizerkeley shopping and saw a long line and decided we should stand in it because long lines=something good. We learned as we were in line that we were currently waiting for the most amazing cupcakes ever. So, I became extremely excited and called people to see how many I should pick up for other people. I left with boxes of cupcakes. \n\nWe sat to eat our cupcakes. I have NEVER had a better cupcake. I had the Salted Caramel one and I thought I died and went to heaven. I don't know how I didn't eat the other ones I bought for my friends on the way back home to Sacramento. I want a Cupkates truck near me at all times....although I would weigh a ton. And yet..it might be worth it. ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "JwE8XPMpdTqlfqxIYZZELw", "date": "2010-11-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "azV3ymS-qR-uRUxl4iOpLg", "text": "My friend just brought me 8 of these, on a plane, to Portland. Still delicious. The Mexican Hot Chocolate had some serious heat to it, a tasty addition to the selection. But my heart will forever belong to the Salted Caramel. Or S'Mores. I really can't choose.\n\nNote: these do not travel well in checked luggage. Still tasty, but a giant messy pile of cupcake after a 2 hour flight. Carry them on if you can, I'm sure you could make an argument for them as over the counter medicine.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "QLVlORmLkpSai3x7hSrzYA", "date": "2011-04-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "BCjuMemF23H63jT0TIaGiQ", "text": "CUPKATES is a holy experience...\nLast night my fiance and I drove an hour and a half to the city to get a cupcake from Cupkates... It was our first time trying Cupkates and let me just tell ya, it was WELL WORTH IT! We each got a lemon meringue pie cupcake. I was totally taken off guard as this was no ordinary cupcake! It has a yummy lemon filling, meringue frosting, graham cracker crust, and totasted coconut on top (if desired). WOWEE ZOWEE! We also got some cupcakes to go and today I shared the red velvet with my co-workers. ANOTHER GRAND SLAM!\nCupkate's cupcakes are delicious, creative and leave nothing to be desired! I CANT WAIT to find Cupkate's truck again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "VVZQ_7iCO5PY1-nYgdwFpg", "date": "2011-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "c5b2zA42nHcOXAmS7DctEQ", "text": "The SF area has Spencerz On The Go (French Cuisine), The South Bay has MoGo (Korean Fusion), and the Oakland/Berekely area has Cupkates! Basically, the whole bay area has some kind of mobile food truck serving them. Cupkates the Mobile Cupcake Bakery, offers unique selection of flavored cupcakes like salted carmel and s'mores. \n\nIt was basically pouring in Fremont. So when I saw cupcakes was at Jack London got a little excited. However once I got to Oakland, it was extra sunny! There is no line so I walked straight up to the truck and immediately ordered. The day's available cupcakes written on a  I ordered half a dozen of cupcakes which consist of my random picks of velvet, s'mores, salted carmel, lemon raspberry, and etc. I personally like the S'more Cupcake, probably the most unique style. It has a graham cracker like crush on the bottom of the cupcake which gave is a nice sweet crunch.\n\nThe cupcakes are a real treat, me and my brother between us basically killed the half-dozen of cupcakes on the same day! We were basically tasting all the flavors I bought. On a side note, the cupcakes were very photogenic! I took pictures of the cupcakes and the pictures amazingly enough looks good enough to eat itself!\n\n-----\n+ Pro: Cupcakes made for a daily schedule, meaning it's definitely fresh!\n- Con: Sometimes they sellout early, so come early!\n\\( ^,^)/ Overall: Sweet treat perfect for special events and or just treating yourself.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "EEslA8XEw0IMDoRGZlu7lQ", "date": "2010-04-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "DABD1dq9q7465wh9Ocm7gg", "text": "also get the peanut butter! I'm convinced all of their flavors must be amazing. Even the next day...it still retains it's fluffiness and moisture. Hands down the best I've had so far", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nyXNNLKjSWtDQka5PrFoew", "date": "2011-05-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "f03itkq6XogpnbQSgU_Mpw", "text": "I die. \n\nthank you CK for blessing us emeryville folks with your presence. fridays at noon, between 65th and 64th on hollis; the new hub for a wide variety of mobile culinary delights. and cupkates seems to be the perfect afterthought to a yummy nearby food truck lunch. \n\nI nearly died of happiness today when I saw you parked a block away. and saw that you took cards(!). hallelujah. \n\nas for the cakes, they are as delicious as I hoped. incredibly moist and filled with real ingredients (see raspberry seeds in my frosting!). and a fair $3 in my opinion, tax-free. \n\nalready looking forward to next friday... I want to try \"twinkie\"!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HpBvzMzchFrJ6XJmtRIsMg", "date": "2010-08-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "FDd4V1YSww3SXgRlsLdcVg", "text": "I' ve been following the cupcake truck on twitter from some time now After having lunch with my co-worker in Berkeley, we decided to make a run for the truck.   After searching for parking in downtown Berkeley (hard during lunch time), and finding the truck, the selection offered was almost gone. Only left were the red velvet cake, snores, and salted caramel.   I ordered all three and took it back home for my honey and I to eat.  \n\nMy partner ate the red velvet cake and said it was okay.  Being that, I was glad I didn't eat that one. I had the salted caramel and smores. The salted caramel was really nothing to impress. The cake was nice and moist, but the frosting with the caramel and salt seemed overwhelmed by the frosted. Maybe if it was caramel frosting with the salt mixed inside, it would have tasted better. But it tasted like an over sugared cupcake.  \nNow to the smores. The cupcake actually was great. Nice and moist cake with a crispy graham crust bottom. The frosting was marshmallow and fluffy. I was in dairy heaven...which is bad since I am not supposed to eat dairy. But for this cupcake, I forgo my dietary restrictions and indulged.\n\nAs I haven't tried the other flavors, I would recommend the smores if you find the truck. And if you get to eat the other flavors that I didn't mention, give me a ping to tell me how it taste.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "__05rytNjsye9MBhqB0DMA", "date": "2010-02-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "g8Osajih7WhpK5_9XOtW2A", "text": "I have been devotedly following Twitter waiting for the truck to bless downtown Oakland, and then we find out Modern Coffee (http://www.yelp.com/biz/modern-coffee-oakland)  is going to start stocking them!  However first day they are sold out in 45 minutes :(  I called again today and we were able to get over there in time.  Mmmmm is all I can really say about a s'mores cupcake.  Deana I. had chocolate and red velvet, my second and third choices.  Being the cupcake queen I hold her opinion in high regard and she was impressed.  Can't wait to try more flavors and since we don't have to wait for the truck I can feed my cupcake craving four days a week.  (Thanks Modern Coffee as well and Robert for answering my cupcake stalking calls!)\n\nI also learned a valuable lesson today, if I have enough chocolate I am not mean to anyone for at least half an hour...", "stars": 4, "user_id": "7EXWwja2wdSYiCqhR3cTqQ", "date": "2009-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "HdzzIEyNvk5WADCsZenFqA", "text": "Their cupcakes are some of the best tasting ones I've had! I wish it came back to UC Berkeley more often...they stopped for some reason =( Their red velvet is so delicious and moist which I'm addicted to. Their smores are unique. Try them all!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Wnw4LWsvhgxAooX5UbchKA", "date": "2011-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "hnvWfSBRZtyqUGRJxFYjxQ", "text": "No complaints from me here. The Tiramisu cupcake was pretty amazing. Loved how it was all layered out, especially with the harder cookie-like layer on the bottom. The frosting wasn't too sweet, and it helped keep the whole thing from being too dry. Pretty solid cupcake, and no complaints from me about the price. I'm used to these so called \"designer\" cupcakes being around 2-3 dollars, so 3 dollars for a yummy cupcake from a food truck is totally fine with me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Mlx7ZLwbhzjU7RmRVs4ngg", "date": "2012-07-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "k2PIecVyTnaoUR2DDxOjYQ", "text": "I had the pleasure to try out cupkates cupcakes!! My girlfriend loves cupcakes and by far, Cupkates is her favorite. So I had to try. I was impressed! The cupcakes were moist and very filling! Delicious indeed! You can even order ahead of time and they'll have your cupcakes ready by the time they open their mobile truck. Sometimes the line gets long and they sell out fast, so early arrival is highly recommended. I had the pleasure to try out their vanilla bean crem br\u00fbl\u00e9e. That was good! They even take credit/debit cards. You can find cupkates usually on Sunday's in Berkeley near crate and barrel. Follow them on twitter for their updates or like them on Facebook. My favorite cupcakes: Red Velvet and Salted Caramel!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "pF33a-EMap3J8PgCXqMKWQ", "date": "2011-06-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "KTmv7nd5MCngn3LZzwBcOg", "text": "OMG!  Cupkates's Tiramisu Cupcake to to die for...I think it was the best cupcake I've ever eaten.  The cake was super moist thanks to the coffee liquor in it.  The frosting was very light and delicious and added the perfect amount of sweetness.  I savored each and every bite of it down to the last crumb.\n\nI also got a Red Velvet Cupcake, which I usually love.  Cupkates's Red Velvet was good but it seemed so ordinary compared to the Tiramisu one.  Next time, I'll just get a couple of the Tiramisu ones and call it a night.  I can definitely count on some sweet dreams tonight ;)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "2ttZShfOh7m_5e_jSrtQQw", "date": "2010-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "LvxGQ0IB2Kp3yDrvD0Q-JQ", "text": "Wow, these cupcakes are good. A little on the small and expensive side but the actual cupcake is very moist and flavorful. The Smore cupcake was great. I wasn't too fond of the icing/marshmallow but the bottom of the cupcake was caramel flavored. Really great touch. I'm excited to eat the last 5 cupcakes I ordered. YUM!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "3Y9-vbJgdU1Ie2h0v4kqsQ", "date": "2010-05-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "M1ZFCT4pTbJ6VoeABFa85A", "text": "I adore Cupkates. There is absolutely nothing to perk up your day like a fresh S'mores cupcake.\n\nThis brings me to my quandary... how does one, in fact, eat the deliciousness that is the creme bruleed marshmallow frosting without completely covering one's face. If anybody has any ideas, they would be much appreciated. Perhaps it is my vigor in which I eat my cupcake that causes me to get sticky marshmallow frosting EVERYWHERE. \n\nNeedless to say, it's still worth it. I will continue to follow Cupkates and her tweets to sugar-induced heaven.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "YbM4Ayd9R9p4r-cMP3uMmA", "date": "2009-11-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "nV3qR4f6RqZeg3NUZeH8rw", "text": "I'd been following Cupkates on Twitter to see if one of their Emeryville visits would coincide with one of my mandatory Eville meeting days, and yesterday, it did! I hiked over to 64th and Hollis to join the growing line of customers. I was so tempted by the array of choices: Key Lime, Red Velvet, Twinkie, S'mores, Chocolate, and more! I decided on a Red Velvet and a Twinkie to bring back to SJ and share with my coworkers. The verdict: Red Velvet--rave reviews. I especially liked the frosting. Twinkie: sweet, and with an unexpected bit of coconut in the frosting. I'd definitely order both again, and perhaps throw in a Key Lime for good measure.  Plus, they were only $3 each, and less for some of the more traditional flavors.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Yn8jvkbGnwiTy02j-Cf_TA", "date": "2010-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "svPeQnBTyajy0oLVgCwEZg", "text": "What can I say about CupKates that hasn't been a bazillion times already?! Nothing.\n\nThis place rocks - plain and simple. I tried the tiramisu and smores. Both were simply to die for. The things I love about CupKates is their cupcakes taste fresh, moist and are packed with flavor. I swear those things were baked that morning.\n\nIf the CupKates truck is around you then RUN don't walk to the truck.\n\nCupKates. i love you. :)", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CfOES30jxRXGIJQVxDIvIg", "date": "2012-05-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "uNLH2sjPY9HyebCuTNcgaA", "text": "best cupcakes I've ever had.\n I wasnt that huge of a fan of the new cupcake trend, because most of them (Kara's Cupcakes) tasted really dry, flavorless, and overall not fun to eat, or they were like the ones from Safeway.\n\nbut, I found this truck in Oakland, and my life has officially been changed. The cake is perfect, moist, and has great flavor. The frosting!!!!! perfect. It tastes great with the cake. its not overly sweet like most frostings, where you end up not wanting to eat the frosting and throw it away, but this one compliments the cake.\n\nI've had the salted caramel, tirimisu, red velvet, pumpkin, and smores. My favorite is the salted caramel. I love the caramel sauce on top, with the salt flakes, mixed with the sweet frosting and chocolate cake. so lovely!\n\n$3 is worth it. I dont think they are small...I cant imagine if these cakes were bigger. Its a great treat. I'll always be coming back because its hard to find a good cupcake (plus they have all those interesting flavors). all those new cutesy-pinky-poo cupcake shops just dont cut it!!\n\nadded bonus: THEY TAKE CREDIT CARDS!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "oxweEEnMFLCIuFMZxv43hQ", "date": "2010-12-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vopNBfI2Fk4w5ky7C-TQSA", "text": "SHUT THE FRONT DOOR THE S'MORES IS DELICIOUSSSSSS.\n\nFirst time in my life eating a non-homemade (as in my sister's home) cupcake that was moist with good frosting.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "s4r7RBAdarObxaAIvqHvHg", "date": "2012-02-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "ZG7Nt1N32402WXsAGOGsHQ", "text": "I'm not a big cupcake fan these days but I do love the cupcakes they have. Every single one of them.\n\nA couple years ago they delivered some cuppies to a bar for my birthday. It was lovely. I got the s'mores and I am NOT a chocolate fan but I loved the marshmallow-y goodness on the top. \n\nI highly suggest them!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CN8gwyZCygsLBYWHKqHENg", "date": "2011-09-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Zx7Nw3V78STjkQ624T3nZQ", "text": "O decadent, majestic cupcake!\n\nEating a Cupkate cupcake presents a bit of a quandary. You know you should be it eating slowly, savoring each moist bite as it rolls around on your tongue, but they're so damn good you can't help but stuff them in your cake hole. Before you know it, the cupcake is gone, and just a delicious, creamy memory lingers in your mouth. Were you spending too much time thinking about the eating process, instead of focusing on the deliciousness? Maybe so.\n\nTime to go back for another.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "SapOcLmnu_E3WpCb0lYiKg", "date": "2011-02-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "J4ylVdDdBDEFoyYZ863ngw", "text": "Cupkates, I love you!\n\nI'm a big cupcake fan and I'm so glad I was finally able to track down the truck today. I had the Banana nutella and the Red velvet. They were both nothing short of perfection. I think Cupkates is waay better than TeaCake BakeShop, Sprinkles, Cako, Sweet Passion, That Takes the Cake and Love at First Bite. The frosting was light and fluffy and not too sweet and the cake was moist and full of flavor. I can't wait to try the rest of the flavors.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "d1GNJ79HtRkjgqIiraL_nQ", "date": "2010-03-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "6ipQ52mB1HgHIsuf90IzoA", "text": "yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got the tiramisu cupckate which was the favorite of the man in the truck.\nSpotted truck on montogomery and post on Wednesday.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "awmRirDC7WWig6R07XZ_oA", "date": "2011-10-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "75RtZsvXlG3S4dSS0Zbvlw", "text": "You know, I don't tweet, but I do see how some companies really do use twitter as a great marketing tool.  Cupkates is surely one of these companies that has used the technology to their advantage.  I follow them online at twitter.com, and it has been a sharp marketing strategy for them.\n\nIntroducing their sea salt caramel cupcakes via twitter, they also provide updates on their location and inventory.  This makes it nice as it does suck to go to any place in search of a particular item and not have it in stock.\n\nSo, the \"just in time\" updates really do help their followers and customers be well fed, informed and even efficient.\n\nAnd, yes, they do have red velvet, too.  I finally got to taste the smores one, and I liked it, but not as much as the sea salt caramel.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "TBkuqWSr8GXg-8PCdwTwAQ", "date": "2010-02-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "8vfnDqVPq5K_i8g5WJ8krw", "text": "I got the red velvet like I get everywhere. It's a good basis for comparison, no? Chocolate cake colored velvet with distinct cream cheese frosting on top hits the spot for me. The red velvet per interpretation by Cupkates though good was not anything special. The cake was moist, the cream cheese frosting was light; the proportion of frosting:cake was good, but there was no \"wow\" factor. \n\nWhen going to Cupkates expect to try an average red velvet cupcake. Love at First Bite still reigns supreme in my book!\n\nAnd I don't know about this mobile bakery thing. The lady serving us went from fixing a wheel to serving us a cupcake. Did she wash her hands? Erm, no..no she did not. I took note of this at the moment. Next time I will definitely tell her to wash her hands. And next time I will try the s'mores! :)\n\n$2.75/cupcake, vanilla is $2.50. Market price yes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "tiXKS_mm_6zETM4fmSdhrA", "date": "2009-10-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "XbiYuZFawCw98GHXsgFbpw", "text": "The red velvet cupcake is amazing!  We were lucky enough to stumble upon this heaven on wheels cupcake truck.  I definitely recommend trying one or two or three....you won't regret it!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Vx2UNVmWH34E5wAuI6wJLA", "date": "2009-09-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "zAZBTeP6UtL-BNpEHhD5Nw", "text": "I am not a big cake/frosting person but i have to say, these cupcakes are SO good. The cake part is so moist, i love it. I had the salted caramel and the smores cupcakes. Unfortunately, they were sold out of everything else. I am getting married soon and went cake tasting...there is a place on yelp that received 5 stars and it is no comparison to these cupcakes. If I see this truck again, I'm definitely getting more!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "HFTluEr6fUscEkG9MuZi6g", "date": "2010-02-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "5zvyEU4_ZafanF8H6dlU-Q", "text": "Seriously people. I love the concept as much as the next person - going to a food truck to get cupcakes, but I don't think the cupcakes are very good. \n\nThe frosting is gross guys. I think the first time I had it, I thought it was just butter. It tasted like butter. \n\nI've had one good cupcake. I tried the s'mores one and it was decent. Not particularly worth the $3, but I try everything at least once. \n\nThe cake was fluffy and moist, but the frosting just RUINED it for me. If someone buys me these cupcakes I'll eat them, I guess, but I will not pay for them again.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "4RUXeyp_Af2C5t9JFyJlBQ", "date": "2010-11-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "98ubZ34g5nEkZxpuQvRgUQ", "text": "My boyfriend's coworker loves this place. \n\nTiramisu & Double Vanilla - Good moisture and the frosting was soft, sweet, and wasn't overpowering. \n\nAt $3 per cupcake it was a bit pricy. Probably won't be visiting again.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "4MJ7go3WJwIcak_17vWw9w", "date": "2011-07-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "a0AsqcGYZlegxRiJTNN3IQ", "text": "Cupkates is a mobile cupcakery and there are 2 ways you can find its whereabouts: twitter or facebook.  They are usually found in Berkeley, Oakland or Emeryville.  Cupcakes are $3 each.\n\nI took the Friday off to get our marriage license in Alameda and since we were already out in that area, we decided to hunt down the Cupkates truck.  It wasn't hard to find, but parking might be a slight issue during busy hours. \n\nUnfortunately for me, the smores cupcake sold out!  =(  I wanted to compare it to Kara's.  I ended up getting red velvet and lemon raspberry.  I usually scrape the frosting off cupcakes, but these were light, fluffy and not too sweet.  Yum!  I hope to return one day to try their smores cupcake.\n\nOther flavors offered:\nSalted Caramel\nTiramisu\nTwinkie\nDouble Vanilla\nDouble Chocolate\n\nNote: once you find out where the truck is, get there ASAP!  They tend to sell out of the better flavors quick.  Cash only.  And they cater.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9sz5GntyDqpfpdVrsv_1Uw", "date": "2010-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CiVtmHAt6sDbFCpqkzzD-w", "text": "Cupcakes?  From a truck?  Indeed it's true.  I've experienced my first dessert truck and LOVED it.  \n\nLOCATION:  Kate caters to the Berkeley area.  You can find out where the truck is via looking at her website, following her on Twitter, or becoming a fan on Facebook.  I came to her Friday afternoon location on Addison and Shattuck.  She stays there until she sells out of cupcakes which typically seems to be about 2-2.5 hours.  You can also request a stop at your office building by emailing her (see her website for email address).\n\nCROWD:  I strolled over to the cupcake truck last Friday, March 19th,  around 12:15ish and to my surprise, there were already 30 or so people already lined up in front of me, as the truck only got there at noon.  If you want a choice of all the cupcake flavors, you must go early.  By the I got to the front of the line, they already sold out of one flavor.\n\nPRICING: $2.75-$3 a cupcake.  It's a bit pricey for cupcakes, but it's worth trying at least once.  They accept cash and credit cards (I believe Visa and Mastercard).\n\nFLAVORS:  A list of flavors are available on her website.  S'mores, Twinkies, Salted Caramel, and Double chocolate are just a couple of the flavors offered.  She occasionally has specialty flavors like Guinness (yes, the beer!) which I believe is only available during St Patrick's day.  As I lined up, I found out that a special batch of Guinness cupcakes were made which I was interested in trying.  Unfortunately, that was flavor that sold out only a couple people ahead of me.\n\n*PINK VELVET - I am a fan of red velvet cakes/cupcakes so I decided this was definately a must have.  The cream cheese topping/frosting was delicious, however the cake was a bit dry.\n\n*BANANA NUTELLA - This is a brand new flavor and is it delicious!  The cake was extremely moist and full of flavor.  The Nutella topping/frosting was not overwhelming but definitely mouth watering.\n\nI will definitely be back to try another flavor.  My only gripe is that they don't place the cupcakes in a cupcake-friendly box and one toppled over.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "YOChRzTztTL_KooP9wEtSQ", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "NuM9lAgWXhr10Jvwvv70cg", "text": "A mobile cupcake truck? Genius, I tell ya...GENIUS!!! It's like the ice cream truck for the grown and sexy, haha. So, uh, yeah...\n\nDefinitely worth the wait in line! Yup, you heard it...a line. Did you really think you're the only one who wants these scrumptious goodies...really?!? If you plan on buying at least a dozen, call ahead so you don't have to wait. Get there early for best selections because they do sell out. Also, please start making your selections once you get close to the front of the line and actually SEE the cupcakes! There was one chick who only started to decide what she wanted when she got to the window. Best believe there was some eye rolling and shit talking amongst the people in line! And yes, it is that serious :o)\n\nAnywho, these bad boys are yummy. Moist? Check. Not too sweet? Check. Just the right size? Check. All of the ones I've tasted were quiet yummy. You don't get grossly full after eating these...well, that's if you don't make a meal out of them and scarf down a bunch at one time. I do suggest trying them all so you can determine what your faves are. They're all good and unique tasting so each one is a winner. I love the salted caramel and red velvet but I switch it up every now and then so it doesn't get played out. You know what I'm sayin?\n\nDefinitely follow them on Facebook and/or Twitter to get the 411 on their location. The website states their daily location but they may actually be parked a block or so away.\n\nGive Cupkates a try and soon you'll be screaming at the top of your lungs \"I LOVE CUPCAKING!!!\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "UkUxwhaXq-BmA5h6NR1GHA", "date": "2010-05-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "QvkM5j73WyFHWvqoOX7o8g", "text": "LOVE LOVE LOVE Cupkates!  I've tried most of the flavors and so far the Smores cupcake is my absolute favorite!  For reals, who thinks to put a graham cracker crust on the bottom of a cupcake? The Twinkie and the Caramel Banana tie for 2nd . The cake is so moist and the buttercream isn't too sweet at all.  \n\nMy only criticism would be that they don't transport well, even in the box.  They're top heavy therefore if you're trying to have them look all nice and pretty for people, I suggest you bring your own cupcake holder.  And on a warm day, the buttercream doesn't hold that nice fluffy shape...Other than that, they are the best I've had so far!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "qgAqnSAx2-kkY4jQJLpW5w", "date": "2010-04-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "rPLEFYpYEWaNWlLs-K0_MA", "text": "i'm still licking my lips from the red velvet cupcake I savored from Off the Grid a few hours ago. Luckily everyone else was ready for savory dinner foods - so I was able to order my cupcake without waiting in a long line (uh, like the truck next door for burgers...). \n\nThree dollars was a bit steep, and caused me to teeter before I plunged and ordered one. Can't say it's worth $3 per se, but it was definitely delicious. About the size of a softball; deep red hue of lightly cocoa-flavored cake, Moist and dense, but not fudgy; not too heavy; and definitely not too crumbly or stick-to-the-wrapper. Cupcake top was slightly firm with a healthy 1 inch dollop of slightly tangy, thick, but not overbearing cream cheese frosting. The hardest part was eating it without ending up with red velvet fingers-- I wanted it all in my mouth! \n\nDefinitely worth the experience. I'd put this above the other cupcake places I've tasted - above Kara's, Love at First Bite, Teacake, Mariposa, and other bakeries like Sweet Adeline, Masse's, Market Hall bakery on 4th St and in Rockridge, my neighborhood bakery Toot Sweets, Virginia Bakery, Hopkins St bakery (although I like that Hopkins offers a few mini baked goods), La Farine, and depending on my mood, *maybe* Bakesale Betty's.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "7Xpb51viDdOaV_89olxp5w", "date": "2012-07-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "zHr3K8EPMB2eGI1iMeSBcA", "text": "So I asked someone, what's the big deal with cupcakes? \n\"The idea it's a miniature cake that you don't have to cut.\" \noh, well for $3... it better be damm good.\n\nAnd you know, I wasn't disappointed.  They're light, they're so moist and not overly sweet.\n\nRed Velvet:  the cream cheese frosting was smooth and the perfect compliment to the the red velvet cake.  The red velvet itself was only okay - of course, after having the 'real deal red velvet cake' in the 'south', NOTHING really can compare, can it?\n\nSalted Caramel: a few morsels of salt sprinkle atop the caramel buttercream was new for me. I'll have to get this again to decide if i truly liked it or not.  I honestly didn't taste enough of the caramel and expected it to be sweeter.  That is both disappointing and a surprise because I really don't have much of a sweet tooth to say that. lol \nThe chocolate was moist and the cupcake crumbled in my hand. I am torn about this because while it was good, I wish it held together since I didn't care to share any of it with the counter or the floor.\n\nStrawberry Swirl- this by far was one of my favorites.  I could taste and smell the essence of almond. But then after I was done, I think I had enough for a year.   It was just so sweet. Too sweet!  If you've got a sweet tooth - I recommend this!\n\nI have a Lemon Raspberry left to try... so I'll update this again later.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "v1-a9vGyrE-RZ-fbspiizg", "date": "2010-05-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "dtGVMtqSdFVU9UvZMRroUw", "text": "Sprinkles + Kogi = Cupkates\n\nI mean, seriously. What a brilliant combination of those two! You don't know what I am talking about? Just spare 2 minutes and find out what those 2 places are and when they started. You will get the idea.\n\nI was laughung the whole time when CBS reporter kept saying this business is brilliant and she has never seen anything like this before. God...", "stars": 2, "user_id": "LWI6wFVkoe2CKCyj-f7O7Q", "date": "2010-07-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "1rv2GqTyH3wH1m3R1L_2lA", "text": "My god, this women is a genius...\n\nI tracked her down today and ordered several different versions of her cupcakes. They were all sooooo good! Moist and rich, just the perfect cupcake. Now someone needs to start this cupcake on wheels business here (pleasant hill)  because driving to berkeley is gonna get old......", "stars": 5, "user_id": "72fLCKqT4K1YbDF-MES3xA", "date": "2009-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "c9kcTAJ8JRhjGJZeHGkEYg", "text": "[Jules] Mmm-mmm, that is one TASTY cupcake.\n\nTake notes, my future wives.  This is exactly how you want a cupcake to be: perfectly moist, with a frosting that complements the good instead of covering up the bad.  The cupcakes are reasonably priced at $2.75 for a delicious, affordable treat that you can only get when the opportunity arises.  The red velvet is my personal favorite, but the s'mores variety takes the cake [i c wut i did there] in terms of originality.  It's a moist, dark chocolate cake with buttery graham cracker pieces baked within (akin to the consistency of that crust you love so much on cheesecakes), topped with a marshmallow frosting lightly brulee'd for toasty goodness.\n\n [Achillies] CUPCAKE! TAKE IT! IT'S YOURS!\n\nMy one request is that they start making something with strawberries or some other sort of fruit flavor; the vanilla and chocolate thing is getting kind of...vanilla.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "RqDYp0kYx9g8f96lzSfj6Q", "date": "2009-09-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "kVNNdlIAessyR3QqPHt2pg", "text": "YES! I LOVE GOURMET FOOD ON WHEELS! This craze was really big when I was LA, so I was delighted that it made its way to the Bay. My Cupkate craving  was fueled by reading blogs about it, and the fact that you have to \"catch\"it made me want one even more! \n\nWhen I got to the truck in front of the Berkeley Rep at noon on a Friday,I found Kate Twittering it up. I got Red Velvet ( I needed to fulfill my Sprinkles craving) and S'mores. They were both delicious, but I would say try the s'mores for something unique to Cupkates. The cupcake was so moist, the frosting was perfect, and it was still warm when I got it.  I heart this place and they're schnazzy with their acceptance of plastic tenders. \n\nFollow the truck on Twitter \nhttp://twitter.com/CupkatesTruck", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nTCF1VcR2tFoKWlFW4KRgA", "date": "2009-09-26"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "nGe-S6kTI2jC3Mdh3FsIzQ", "text": "Nothing cheers me up more than the arrival of a cupcake truck. And Kate's cupcakes are good--the best I've had in the East Bay. The test of a cupcake baker is their red velvet cupcake, and Kate's is fantastic, incredibly moist and topped with a huge dollop of cream cheese frosting. To get inside information on where the truck will be, follow @CupkatesTruck on Twitter.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "LiHLUcOUrTRh2xvFCDkoOA", "date": "2009-10-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "vMsDI0iNGCUREABiIGI5Ew", "text": "Probably one of the worst cupcakes I've had. Listen, Yelpers, just because something is sweet and frosted doesn't mean it deserves 5 stars. We all love sweet things, but you need to rate in perspective. \n\nI digress, the frosting was gross.. flavor was fine but the texture was like lard or oil or something not natural (I've seen this in a number of reviews so i know I'm not alone)...It was barely hard enough to keep it standing upright, and I was annoyed how they don't spread it on the cupcake they just lop it into a tower in the middle- very messy. \nI was so weirded out by it I scraped most of it off. \n\nThe chocolate cake was fluffy and tasted fine, but I prefer a more dense, moist cupcake like Teacakes in Emeryville (if that's your fav. also then you prolly won't like CupKates)\n\nThey also refused to give me a box for just one cupcake, if you're going to rip people off for $3 for a cupcake you shouldn't be so stingy with your boxes. cheap. \n\nFail.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "u8N1v4Wm-8LhIw7xXr6qbg", "date": "2010-11-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "A-eWlRDXmB4bjnpJ20AioQ", "text": "Hmm... not very much to say about Cupkates... \n\nI was pleasantly surprised with two cupcakes when I was picked up to go to dinner.  My selection: Salted Carmel and Red Velvet.  As I opened the box, I was a little unimpressed by their appearance.  The frosting was about the size of a cherry and looked like someone had just plopped it on top in a hurry.  \n\nAs I took my first bite into the Salted Caramel all I could think as I began to chew was, Wow, I'm pretty sure I just took a bite of the most flavorless cupcake I have ever had.  The frosting didn't even taste sweet, no joke, it was as if there was no freaking sugar in there!  Wtf.  The actual cupcake had the whole fluffy thing going on but shoot, it is a cupcake.  I thought to myself, am I sick?  Could I have suddenly acquired  faulty taste buds?  So I figured I would give the Red Velvet a try.  Same thing.  Cupcake fail.  \n\nWaste of your calories people.  And your money.  They should look into sweetening things up a bit.  \n\nWell, maybe it really is the thought that counts!  :)", "stars": 2, "user_id": "vC0HKilXsYSqw4NgBk-M7w", "date": "2011-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Hy9AZwUkfVnm1WwOfhjwig", "text": "This is the bay area's first mobile cupcakery! Visit their website to learn more about how to get some delicious \"cupkates\" (my favorite being the specialty red velvet) by following the CupkateTruck on twitter (http://twitter.com/CupkatesTruck). A must for Berkeley students or anyone who loves gourmet desserts that come to YOU :)\n\nAll home made from high-quality ingredients, the various creative frostings are never too sweet, the cake is moist and fresh and preservatives are nowhere to be seen. Just like mom's, if mom is an awesome itinerant pastry chef. CHECK IT OUT", "stars": 5, "user_id": "zopvhbangU7SHmIu434cAg", "date": "2009-09-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "JfAQMwVwCaHMjL3LN5SYjQ", "text": "Need a new: addiction, reason to twitter, excuse to eat small cups of cake baked with the bays finest ingredients?  If so, checkout Cupskates cupcakes; a mobile bakery you can track using twitter:/cupkatestruck.  \n\nSeriously, this is the most sassy- refined lil cake I've found.  For a connoisseur, a cupcake should be sassy and kinda sexy: not too sweet but a little flashy on top.  Today, mine is wearing a silky marshmallow cream with coconut fringe. Yesterday, I was feeling outdoorsy and went with the s'more; same silky cream lightly toasted but with a little graham top. Sexy, right?  I'm tellin' you.\n\nAs a kid, you probably chased the ice cream truck.  If you wanna feel like a kid again, try one of Kate's kitchen creations - you might find yourself chasing after a truck again.  \n\nKate: thanks for leaving Chez- Panisse and trying something new- fantastic.  For free cupcakes, I could pitch you ideas? Really, I know my cake!  Just don't forget to mention me in Saveur, Food & Wine, Bon Appetit...", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nAbwXrHgJx5BshmOcCRCZQ", "date": "2009-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "pxagx4rB3OOh9oAO8o-5Zw", "text": "I am also a self-professed cupcake snob.  These cupcakes served taco truck style definitely top my list.  Kate's red velvet cupcakes are the best I've tried (previous fave was the Teacake Bakeshop's pink velvet), and her double vanilla was a hit with my fiance.  We also really LOVED the graham cracker crust on the S'mores cupcake!  \n\nIf you're in the Bay Area (and close to Berkeley) and have an insatiable sweet tooth (like I do), you best follow them on Twitter:  http://twitter.com/CupkatesTruck to find out where they will be daily.  Find the truck, eat, swoon, repeat.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A3HfE_Gdcot_QDdgJC47og", "date": "2009-09-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 20, "useful": 16, "funny": 15}, "review_id": "FsB58csbfwJRDBlaM95yTg", "text": "Yes Yes!\n\nA mobile cupcake truck that also accepts Credit Cards?!\n\nWhat is this amazing thing?!  \n\nWhen Marc A. informed me that the next stop would be at a cupcake truck, I was most ecstatic.  \n\nKate who owns this little truck was the sweetest ever, she gave me smiles and I gave her giggles, I mean..what's there not to giggle about?  \n\nI picked out a Smores and a Lemon Raspberry cupcake, but then noticed that the box was too big for 2 cupcakes and the only way the cupcakes wouldn't get smoshed, would be to get a 3rd cupcake.  Yes, that's my excuse to get a 3rd cupcake.  And I picked out a Red Velvet and she tucked it into the box for me.  \n\nSmores was absolutely fantastic, chocolate cake, with marshmallow torched frosting, and graham crackers.  I had frosting all over my face after I was done with this one.\n\nYes, come to the CupKates cart, pick out a cupcake, and leave thinking about rainbows and butterflies.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "AgTkBCxuinzStHNRKyVRiw", "date": "2009-11-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "vlpCURTFDWQnRPiBElIazA", "text": "Moist cupcakes and a variety of flavors. Usually at 4th street in Berkeley weekends after lunch 12 ish - whenever, and routinely sell out by 3pm. Go early, stand in line with a friend and buy at least on of the following to share:\n\nSalted caramel (amazing)\nKey lime (delish)\nRed velvet (decadent)\n\nAll are good but these stand out. Moist, rich, and not too sweet. Seriously sparked my interest in cupcakes all over again *sigh*. \n\nThey take credit cards and cash is appreciated. Parking nearby is hit or miss, but walking to the car eating a cupcake this good is always a treat.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "S19GUB8_8vnrnzwOjwCIfw", "date": "2011-07-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "McCIN-ZTBWYEM8hJwJPTbw", "text": "I apologize for the delay in this review, but I just had to share my thoughts. \n\nSo it's August 14, 2011 and we're finish up lunch at a Taqueria in Berkeley. We are about to head to SFO so we can fly back home to LAX when I see the Cupkate truck. Having had good experiences with food trucks in the past, I decided to check it out.\n\nWhen I get to window, the gentleman informs me that they just sold their last cupcake and are all out. He hands me a small purple business card and tells me to come back later. I tell him I'm just visiting Berkeley and am actually on by way back to LA so there probably won't be a later. I thank him for his time and start to walk away. He tells me to wait.\n\nHe goes back into the truck and hands me the most delicious looking cupcake I've ever seen. I ask him how much it is and he says \"it's on us\" and tell us to enjoy our time in Berkeley. \n\nThe cupcake (i think it was the Salted Caramel) was warm and moist and simply amazing. Add to it the amazing customer experience and good service, and it was the best cupcake I've ever had.  It sure beats the cupcake stores like Crumbs that we have in LA where they are just a little too over-the-top for me.\n\nThanks Cupkates! Next time I'm in town, I'll check you guys out and order a dozen.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "uQdeIz1jwJSrLwhH5l3QJw", "date": "2011-09-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "SRLYRtqVuXiH6LgqEvtqNg", "text": "For a person who does not like cupcakes, I'm kind of addicted to Cupkates. \n\nI'm not a big frosting person either. But the frosting on these bad boys is creamy and buttery, not too sweet or rich. I love how moist the cupcake part is. This is a huge selling point for me. Just enough sweetness for my liking. \n\nOverpriced, but what food truck isn't? And just for a point of reference, I've had Kara's cupcakes and wasn't a fan. \n\nGo for the salted caramel and red velvet.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "tlxpbxBH8tNdM5bUmt4iww", "date": "2011-08-14"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Arqj8BGe986aZswBz2IYdQ", "text": "One of my latest obsessions is cupcakes, so when I heard about Cupkates Truck from a friend recently, I was immediately intrigued. Cupkates Truck is a mobile cupcakery, and the very first \"cupcake truck\" in the whole Bay Area. They wander around Berkeley and Oakland selling delicious cupcakes straight from the truck (like a taco truck, except with cupcakes!) Their cupcakes are apparently baked fresh daily with local high-quality ingredients. Sounds like a winner to me! \n\nWe actually didn't get a chance to try them until a couple weekends ago, since aside from us being busy, the truck moves to a different location everyday and sells out promptly within a couple hours of arriving. You have to be on the ball to catch them before they're out of cupcakes, especially on a weekend. We got the s'mores cupcake, lemon raspberry cupcake, and red velvet. \n\nThe s'mores cupcake both looked and tasted amazing -- delicious marshmallow frosting topped with a piece of graham cracker and chocolate, all on top of a moist chocolate cupcake. The lemon raspberry one was the only one that was a little disappointing... the raspberry buttercream was too buttery and not fruity enough for my taste, but the lemon cake portion was pretty awesome even by itself. The red velvet was awesome. I'm a huge fan of red velvet, and this one did not disappoint. I took a bite and felt like I died and went to heaven. I didn't want to come back down. We recently went back again and tried the salted caramel. The frosting was once again a little buttery, but had this great caramel aftertaste that made it all better.\n\nCupkates Truck is a slice of heaven that you will not want to miss out on!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "MGY9Z55I5o7X-8XT0QqOxQ", "date": "2010-02-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "Ivr2hHW-x4q5G8orTMTM5A", "text": "Hype: (n) an ingenious or questionable claim, method, etc., used in advertising, promotion, or publicity to intensify the effect. \n\nHearing this \"hype\" about Cupkates, of course, my curiosity had to go in for the kill and try it... and well, all these people writing reviews raging about how fantastic Cupkates knows what the hell they're talking about. \n\nFinding the truck was no problem, because it was parked at the exact same space on 12th and Broadway when I made my first visit here. (Except the last time, after I found parking and happily walked towards the location, my heart was broken watching the truck drive way...) There was already a pretty long line though. Yikes! Must be good, yeah?\n\nI ordered the Lemon Raspberry. Usually, I'm a Red Velvet kind of gal but this one looked sooo tempting. Cake was moist, not too sweet, spot on perfeccct! And was complimented so well by the raspberry frosting which was a big dollop on the cupcake. However, it wasn't overly sweet which really surprised me because it was A LOT of frosting. It was bombbb! (&fluffy.)\n\nDevoured by the time I got back to my car...which was only like 2 blocks down. Haha (: \n\nWILL BE BACK FAAASHO. \nOh, and they accept card. Scooreeee.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "q2uNljIGLHjuQxvDGdzHIw", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "KRxLKztmDq8GsW4i5S7oUA", "text": "Well, because I am obsessed with these little things, I obviously have to write a review. \n\nFirst note, yes you are correct, I am not a girl writing a review about cupkates, I am actually a man. A masculine man at that, and a man who is not afraid to tell the world about his love of these cupkates. \n\nSecondly, the word cupcake in my brain's dictionary has morphed into the word cupkate. You would think this would be embarrassing, but quite the contrary, it is fairly liberating. \n\nThirdly, these little guys turned your typical deli-sandwich, bag of kettle chips lover who didnt venture towards sweets mid-day, into a crazed cupkate maniac who now scours FiDi daily looking for these little kates of goodness (there I did it again with the word switch!!). \n\nI've had the pleasure of reading each and every bad review on this page (there are only a few) and i can tell you first hand that they are all bologna (pronounced Bah-Low-Knee). Who gives a scrumptious, well-textured, perfectly sweetened piece of heaven a two star rating? Seriously. \n\nMy favs are: #1 Pumpkin Spice, #2 Tiramisu, #3 Double Vanilla, #4 Red Velvet. \n\nPlease look up this truck in the FIDI and try one out. You will know why I've gone half-way crazy for them.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "F6K3tPbWlUXIGlfgKsT9kQ", "date": "2011-11-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 1, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "QDRTKMu088EGm1Y8zsWCzw", "text": "The search is over, people. \n\nI HAVE FOUND THE BEST RED VELVET CUPCAKE. \n\nNow what do I do?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Alcpl_6pprDujvZhZaktIQ", "date": "2011-01-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "0IZ6KIEnk-A0gPAthAu9jA", "text": "New flavor: strawberry rhubarb! Their cupcakes are denser than most... dense and rich, moist. I think my ideal cupcake is moist and light though.\n\nBest bit of news yet: they bake all of their sugary wonders right down the street from my home!!\n\nTake credit cards---friendly service. I always only seem to catch it on Sundays when parked right near Crate & Barrel on 4th St.\n\nPS They bake inside Artisan kitchen in Marina Bay. If you order a dozen ahead of time from them, they will allow you to just pick the box up there instead of find them and their truck! Awesome", "stars": 4, "user_id": "g3HFkZgloxLQCvoJ5Zs5gg", "date": "2011-06-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "3WMyajg71nkicGvvkDqqTA", "text": "AMAZING! Great inovative way to make $! Love it!\n\nI work at the Zaentz Media Center and this cute truck is parked outside almost everyday! I have to control my cravings... It's so hard! I've had most of them already, and I can't get enough! \n\nI really wish my wedding was not coming up so soon, because I would be there everyday if I could! \n\nTry the pepermint, Smores, vanilla and red velvet to start! You'll keep coming back!!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ndcKCKVhlFs_h2rTE8gMGg", "date": "2010-01-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "PMGHDenDXFde803afAqFlg", "text": "I think I am an anomalous cup-caker.. however, I shall do my best to deliver an objective review. I just joined twitter about 2 days ago, and my friend suggested that I follow CupKates. Lo and behold, she was going to be in my area the next day at just the right time for my schedule.\n\nPumpkin:\nMy friend got this one, and commented that she'd love to have a pumpkin wedding cake. Kate was nice enough to advise her of the validity of this idea, saying that pumpkin cakes stay moist longer than most others. I was forced to admit a pumpkin wedding cake was not so weird. \n\nI tried this one and it was okay. I thought the maple frosting was a little bit sour. My friend thought it was good, but being a pumpkin lover and having very discriminatory pumpkin tastebuds, commented that the cake itself could use more pumpkin punch and was too sweet. She also commented that Caffe Strada's pumpkin cranberry muffin embodied this \"pumpkin punch.\"\n\nLemon & Raspberry:\nThis one is a lemon cake with raspberry flavored icing. The texture, moistness, and flavor of the cake made it delicious. I went back and forth between licking some raspberry icing and taking a bite of cake. I liked that the top of the cupcake was veery slightly crunchy. The flavors were paired perfectly and the raspberry icing was a lot more \"raspberry\" than I had anticipated (in a good way!). Maybe I shouldn't have finished the whole cupcake at once; I ended up with a headache at the end, possibly due to sugar overload. Too much icing, perhaps? This happens with other cupcakes too.\n\nS'More cupcake:\nCutest one of all. Chocolate cake, marshmallow topping, with a piece of chocolate, and graham cracker chip on top. It's torched at the top to give it the burned look. Extremely clever and creative presentation. I dropped it off for my friend and when she ate it later, I was in awe when she mentioned it having a graham cracker crust at the bottom. Wow! (She loved it.)\n\nThe truck is cute. The prices are right. Kate is super nice and friendly. My cupcakes fell over inside the cute little box and the frosting kind of smeared; perhaps, some cupcake holders on the inside?\n \nOverall, I can tell that these cupkates are lovingly made, and that a lot of thought goes into the small details. However, I wouldn't actively seek it out again for myself and that's why I have to give it 3 stars. But I would definitely recommend it to someone who I know enjoys cupcakes.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "DmvcWuCN5OC70tQrtkoGRQ", "date": "2009-10-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "oaakMxzc4ZwBySDZBOd3gQ", "text": "ok,  this  is  crazy!! who  pays  $3 for a cupkate?  WE DO!! LOL THESE  are  so  wonderful, we  will  stand in  a  line  for up to  45 minutes for any  one  of these cupcakes.  I pre order  on  Monday  for  thur  then remember  i have  to  love  the Treadmill  such  as much that  nite, IT  IS WORTH  EVERY STEP.- RED  VELVET,  AND  S'MORES -- DONT  WALK  RUN.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "klXtHEpnfPE_67OflnQTmg", "date": "2010-08-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "4NDL5Lh6nwPrcskdgXNXew", "text": "I LOVE THIS PLACE. The first time I tried this was in Berkeley...probably two years ago. It used to park on Telegraph/Durant every Tuesday and Thursday around noon/early afternoon. And I remember getting the red velvet here which I didn't really like that much because I'm loyal to Sprinkle's red velvet.\n\nBut since then, they have made their presence on 5th street in Berkeley, and the Off the Grids in Berkeley and SF. And each time I buy something new. And I've definitely fallen in love. \n\nI SHALL LIST MY FAVORITES IN ORDER.\n\n1. DOUBLE VANILLA. I just love how very vanilla-beany it is. The texture of this cake is so amazing, with flecks of black vanilla bean dots scattered throughout this fluffy yet not too dry cake. Even the frosting is too whipped for my liking, I have grown to really appreciate how the vanilla flavor really sticks out. \n\n2. TIRAMISU. Honestly, Tiramisu and Vanilla was almost tied. But I decided vanilla was too much of a classic to bump down to number two. But the Tiarmisu was honestly very, very delicious. There was this \"graham-cracker/graham-cake/pie-crust/whatever-the-heck-this-delicious-bottom-layer-thing-is\" at the bottom. And I LOVE crust. (I was too curious so I went to their website. Apparently they call it \"ladyfinger crust\".) The cake isn't exactly oozing with coffee juice, but it is not dry at all. The mascarpone frosting was very fluffy and delicious and sprinkled with chocolate shavings. YUM.\n\n3. KEY LIME. I honestly can't even list this on here because my mom/dad/sister secretly ate my key lime cupcake when I was out karaoking with my friends. When I found out I was very angry. In fact, my sister told me they were debating between stealing the cupcake or the slice of green tea cake I brought home and placed in the fridge. I would much rather have had them steal the cake. So now I must imagine how delicious and limey and delicious this cupcake is, and I will probably never know since the next gazillion times I go to this truck I will be buying a vanilla bean or tiramisu cupcake instead of a key lime. (OH NO I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THIS IS A JULY AND AUGUST SPECIAL. NOOOOOOOOOO)\n\n4. PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE. I'm a fan of peanut butter. I mean, I think peanut butter goes with everything. But I don't really like the chocolate cake. I prefer vanilla cake instead! \n\n5.  SALTED CARAMEL. I'm not really a fan of the salted caramel, and they also use the chocolate cake again. I think the batter they use is too much batter and too little chocolate. \n\n6.  RED VELVET. It's aiite. Maybe I'm just not a fan of their gooey cream cheese and very red cake. I would much rather prefer fluffy whipped frosting to gooey cream cheesey frosting. \n\n\nI'm fairly certain I've tried more than this. The double chocolate, the s'mores (I think?), and MAYBE the lemon raspberry. Unfortunately, my taste buds are forgetful, which gives me all the more reason to go back and try their seasonal cupcakes! :) \n\nAlso, for you techy nerds out there, Cupkates uses Square!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Gcjr__StoE_lpZjDGc31Ew", "date": "2011-08-16"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "Sog0uyBRU3Q3m5RN-oG0qA", "text": "I'm pretty sure that Cupkates' Key Lime Pie cupcake has changed my life forever.\n\nYum yum yum yum x1000.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "5vXqog3DHrRXADKUg78B2w", "date": "2010-07-27"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "X-WVCuFY7jcqsmKZy6_IhQ", "text": "Salted Caramel cupcake is so heavenly;-)  I don't think I've ever had a cupcake that's so moist and wonderful as these.  Never heard of them until I saw them at Off the Grid at which time my friend told me about them: Thank you to my friend for introducing me to Cupkates!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "sy0hF97C8Md4qt1HZyiJqg", "date": "2012-06-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "4me060l8n_PH37MwO-eB4w", "text": "AMAZING!  Stumbled upon this mobile cupcake dispensery on the way to the Crate and Barrel Outlet with a friend.  Needless to say - my feet stopped moving, my mouth started salivating, and my friend lost me.\n\nI was skeptical at first when I saw a dude was slinging the goods.  I have never gotten a good cupcake from a dude before ( I know, I'm a sexist ass whatever).  Little did I know, history was not going to repeat itself.\n\nI got a s'mores cupcake and a red velvet (my benchmark cupcake).  The s'mores was excellent.  Toasty fluffy marshmallow on tender chocolate cake on a crumbly graham cracker seat.  The perfection of the s'mores was a good sign of things to come...  \n\nI can forget about buying those plane tickets to NYC and traversing the subway to eat the red velvet at Martha's Country Bakery.  Cupkate's red velvet, in my mind, has surpassed Martha's.  The cream cheese frosting is tart and cream cheesy and light all at the same time.  The cake is super fantastic with all its moistness and color.   \n\nExtra Cred- My brother was dragged from cupcakery to cupcakery by me in NYC tasting, smelling, scrutinizing cupcakes, and the entire time he didn't get what I was trying to find.  \"They're just cupcakes!\"  he would exclaim.  But after tasting a Cupkate's cake, he just nodded his head and closed his eyes in silent understanding.\n\nThey were like three dollars or something, but whatever they were cuss-while-you-eat good.  JUST DO IT!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ufqLPCf5zvabGb60XGJL0A", "date": "2010-01-12"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 2, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "kT-mX9wFz9XO4XH7TrnTHw", "text": "We were leaving the Albany Bowl on Halloween night when we spotted the Cupkates truck parked in front of the Hotsy Totsy. I was so excited I made a U-turn in the middle of San Pablo, right in front of a cop. Apparently he understood the excitement of cupcakes because he just kept driving.\n\nI got the double chocolate. YUMMMMMM. It was so good that I danced a little jig on the sidewalk.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "OcUC2eFhJJK9mG6K4abmXA", "date": "2009-11-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "aQZWuulDVILPeALhAsNNwg", "text": "Every ounce does count! \n\nDon't let the size of these petite bite-size-morsels fool you, the salted caramel cupcake was quite extraordinary, rich in flavor, moist, and decadent as a little cupcake aspires to be.  For me, 1 of these guys will probably fulfill 2 servings.  Yum", "stars": 3, "user_id": "6-AA014-IT2FJjcEqJBZYg", "date": "2012-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "bSnFlzlVgGs2bA_PVfnUNQ", "text": "I FINALLY found this truck today. There was a long line for it, but it was worth the wait. Each cupcake cost $3 each and she had 7 different flavors to offer. I got one of each flavor (red velvet, double chocolate, vanilla, salted caramel, lemon rasberry, smores and so on). She also had creme brulee at $4 each, but she sold out once I got there.\n\nThere cupcakes were so moist and the buttercream frosting was one of a kind. I love how it was not so sweet, but flavorful. \n\nI will follow her on Twitter and hope to find her truck when I am craving some great cupKates.\n\n******I thought it was cash only, but she also takes Visa and Discover...\nThankgoodness!******", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Jc0T3q_8bOjg9pPlJb3MBQ", "date": "2010-10-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "eWTsKhBxv5ndntJyn2yMKw", "text": "I just checked the cupkates website.  They will be at OTG Civic Center from 11 AM til 2 PM.  They have advertised a mango cupcake and I will be standing in line to get one besides the salted caramel and tiramisu.  Mango - \"lightly flavored cupcake filled with mango curd, topped with whipped cream frosting and mango caramel drizzle.\"  Here's hoping it will taste just as good as the salted caramel.\n\nI do not really want to do another update, so I decided to just edit this review.  I purchased the mango cupcake.  I was somewhat dismayed and/or disappointed because it was dense and dry, lacking in mango flavor and I could not taste the caramel flavoring either...A-OK.    \n\nThank goodness I made a pit stop at Fuji Sushi for a two item hot bento box lunch (veggie tempura and MANGO sorbet).  I had to doctor up the cupcake, so I cut it and threw it into the frozen mango sorbet, which already had fresh blueberries...cake and sorbet (almost like ice cream), anybody???  LOL.  All was not lost with this mango cupcake.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "T5T_SAuW2uFuiJNQ--mtKg", "date": "2012-06-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "36VAgUcewxyUb1FwVy44bQ", "text": "If you see the Cupkates truck in Emeryville, which I did on Hollis and 66th (?) a few weeks ago, stop the bike, slam on the brakes on the car, or do a cool stoppie on the motorcycle to impress the girls who will inevitably be waiting in line for cupcakes nearby, park the bike (not in the middle of the road) and get in line.  This is more or less what I did but I had the girlfriend with me, told her to get in line while I looked for parking, proceeded to not find parking, and circled around the block until she was done.\n\nI got the double chocolate (or rather, that's what she brought me) and she got the red velvet.  Both were incredible.  I need to try them all one day.\n\nIf you're really serious about Cupkates, since they move around a lot, I recommend attaching a GPS locator to them.  It will be a while until they figure out why you always know their location, but who cares?  You will be stuffed full of delicious cupcakes!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "CDZWiihsmtiP-cgBRSSljA", "date": "2010-12-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "0abAeTRAI3bgCAVzaZdyCg", "text": "Received some tasty treats from here as a pick-me-up this past Sunday... And goshdarnit, I'm a believer. No man has yet to discover this (bc apparently even I didn't know until now) but Salted Caramel and Turamisu Cupkates are the way to Vi T's heart.\n\nThe frosting is silky smooth, the cakes are moist and lend themselves well to being devoured down to the last crumb. Overall, they were some fantastic cupcakes. Glad I didn't have access to a dozen because I'm certain I would have polished them off in one sitting. \n\nNext up: need to try this cheesecake I've been hearing so much about.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "25-qCHqEJWOzawwSDxyoNw", "date": "2011-05-05"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "m325wIqeU5JmlXtgwdg8ew", "text": "I've been stalking Cupkates for a while but my schedule never coincided with Cupkates' appearances... until the UYE Cupcake Crawl!  Finally Cupkates and I would meet.  They were nice enough to drive over to meet us before the Cal game on Saturday and Kate was super friendly.  I was all about the Smores :) Split it with my partner-in-sinful-eats, aka cousin Michelle W., and could not have been more pleased!  \n\nFrom the presentation of the cupcake (marshmallow topping that looks perfectly browned) to the graham cracker foundation, the Smores cupcake is a fantastic treat.  The chocolate cake is moist and surprisingly the cupcake isn't sweet to the point where you feel your cavities starting to set in immediately.  \n\nI'd love to try the double vanilla (also has some marshmallow cream involved) and the twinkie... hahaha.  The prices range from 2.50 (d.vanilla and chocolate I think) to 3.25 (the special).  Mm...\n\nOh Cupkates, why did you wait until I left Berkeley to arrive?!?", "stars": 4, "user_id": "ugk0g6vyv2XavpoTaJSy6A", "date": "2009-11-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 2, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ROJsC_SkRM2vxaLSW6uuQQ", "text": "The Cupkates Truck was at the Upper Haight Off the Grid location last Thursday when I went. I saw the Cupkates truck and although was stuffed from the rest of the food we had tried, I couldn't turn down cupcakes. I chose the Double Vanilla - they were low on options and I didn't like the other available ones. I've also come to find myself loving Vanilla cupcakes after trying out various places.\n\nAnyhow, the cupcake was pretty darn good - I thought the cupcake itself could have been more moist, it was kind of on the dry side, but it did taste good. However, the frosting was SO YUMMY. I usually find myself not liking frosting from other cupcake places and only liking the cupcake, but Cupkates' frosting is delicious - buttery, great texture, and not too sweet. \n\nYay for cupcakes!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "jNsPTMmg9EcqY7q2Q-Rm6A", "date": "2012-01-31"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uS8RK_jkeIwM5ew-1YfvLQ", "text": "I've been meaning to review Cupkates for some time now; but for some reason, it's just really difficult to translate- put into words, how yummy these cupcakes are.  \n\nI've been lucky enough to just stumble across Cupkates a few times, but if you want to track the truck down, there schedule is available at: http://cupkatesbakery.com/locations\n\nSo far, I've tried:\n\n-Caramel Apple: This was the special new flavor and it was great.  A nice spiced apple cake filled with caramel and topped with delicious, cream cheese frosting.  The cake was very moist and at the same time, very fluffy.  This cupcake really stands out and shows the creativity behind Cupkates.\n\n-Red Velvet: A classic, but delicious nonetheless.  The red velvet is very fluffy and the abundant cream cheese frosting was just wonderful.  Can't go wrong with their red velvet.\n\n-Key lime pie: This was the first cupcake I tried from Cupkates and the flavors are still in my mind.  Like the pie, this cupcake has a distinct, sharp key lime flavor- unlike any other cupcake I've had before.  The white cake was filled with the key lime filling and it was really good.\n\nOverall, the cupcakes are solid.  They are fairly priced at $3 each and they are generous with the frosting (which I love).  I recommend getting a few a sharing with others, so you can try more of the flavors.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "CNiC7YaqoPwhaLPLaHnUAA", "date": "2011-10-17"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "ihtmg9bIvpQ68ud0y3o3Wg", "text": "Oh, man. Talk about a little slice of heaven! I was so happy to be turned on to Cupkates by my awesome co-worker mere minutes before they arrived in our area. I just finished my salted caramel cupkate (cute name!) and I think it is honestly the best cupcake I've ever had in my life. Light, fluffy, flavorful without being overwhelmingly sugary and making the roof of my mouth feel all weird like some frostings do, and just plain perfect. My double-chocolate is right next to me, staring me down. I'm holding off until after lunch but I'm sure it will be just as delicious.\n\nWhat a novel idea! I've got to tell you, I'm loving this whole \"food truck\" phenomenon that's happening in the East Bay. Happiness on wheels! Gastrogasm or bust! \n\nThank you, Cupkates! We hope to see you here on a regular basis. So does the owner of my gym.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ipM70dVcbx5T3RAnHDxTow", "date": "2010-05-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 2, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "jKXqD0ZdUUXg0Z4OsFKrsA", "text": "Sry; too busy nomming to give a decent review.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "byFyhwiyyqGicoVamqWONQ", "date": "2010-06-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "uDdu-Sg7gI6FI9gLHeXXlg", "text": "Quick, easy, and delicious!\n\nCupkates graced me with its presence on Fourth Street right in front of the Crate and Barrel outlet.  That's right: stylish, functional home goods and salty chocolate in one place.  EEEeeeeeEEE!\n\nThe ladies at Cupkates keep it simple enough to get the line moving swiftly: easy-to-read menu, cupcakes on display in the window, one product at one price: $3 per cupcake.  With the mercury finally hitting seasonally-appropriate numbers, I'm grateful to not be stuck out in the sun waiting for a cupcake.  BF and I entered the line with about six people in front of us and we waited a total of 3 minutes.  Not bad, I say.\n\nLet's get down to the nitty-gritty--or, rather, the smooth and creamy.  BF got the strawberry rhubarb, a white cake confection with pink frosting tinted with its natural strawberry puree/preserve/whatever. There is also a little rhubarb filling inside that adds a little tang.   I opted for the salted caramel, a chocolate cupcake with a caramel frosting and what looked like fleur de sel on top.  The frosting on both is smooth and buttery, almost unbelievably so; I think I might prefer that it be a little sweeter.  It's a nice break from the usual sugarbombs you get at half of the cupcake places I've been to.  The cakes for both were very moist, and tasted great, but I could have liked a little more cake.  The cupcakes were flat on top and had a huge mound of frosting on each.  The salted caramel was lovely, but I prefer the fleur de sel from Kara's.  All in all, both were good but the strawberry rhubarb was better.  \n\nThe only other qualm I have is that they don't sell any kind of beverage.  They do, however, give you a napkin as they hand you the cupcake and they have \"to go\" and \"for here\" options.  Also, they take credit cards for people who hoard their bills for cash-only coffee and pho places.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "q_Ut8HBElVOGcHBJpJOr_A", "date": "2011-06-20"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "95JgA4psOPIo1ka5X8_Zvw", "text": "Best cupcakes I've ever had!\n\nThe S'more had a perfectly toasted marshmallow-tasting frosting on top of a moist chocolate cake and a graham cracker crust on the bottom.\n\nI ate the Red Velvet about twelve hours after I bought it and left it sitting in the car...  but it was still delicious with its thick, cream cheese frosting and cocoa-y cake.\n\nThe thing I like most about Cupkates' cupcakes is that they aren't overbearingly sweet and I don't feel the need to drink a cup of water or anything after finishing one.  I really do feel like they're as good as it gets.  Beats Sprinkles, Crumbs, and any other cupcake I've had by a long shot!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "KzqkysCAq4tmphlo4TFImg", "date": "2010-08-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "N9tJ4AOnjBnNfPdCr9LQFg", "text": "The most delicious, moistest cupcake I've ever had! So far I've only tried two flavors of the six:\nRed Velvet (amazing, 5 stars)\nS'mores (good, extra bonus for marshmallow frosting, 4 stars)\n\n$2.75 is a pretty good deal, especially given how delicious they are. Plus it's fun to find the truck!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "ZC9eqC7ogPfQWWXgTPcC-g", "date": "2009-10-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "5sinCqjXRINRsQN3QfS9ww", "text": "Cupkates isn't listed as a contributor but the volunteer implied agreement when i asked if it was cupkates. maybe she misunderstood or got them mixed up. do all cupcakes look alike?\n\nlocale: bakesale for japan@pizzaiolo (4/2)\n\nsampling: 3 cupcakes in box $10.\n*almond cupcake with matcha (green tea) buttercream\n*coconut cupcake with key lime curd filling and cream cheese frosting\n*chocolate cupcake with hazelnut cream filling and chocolate ganache icing.\n\nwhat's on top:\n-toppings had phenom flavoring. he bottoms just lasted like above -average sweetened cake. ( that's why i think it wasn't the real cupkate)\n-flavors didn't match any of the 7 for march. april not sure.\n-cupcakes tasted above average.\n-$ for good cause.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "8k3aO-mPeyhbR5HUucA5aA", "date": "2011-04-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "6ahhEj_IVeoEyYuWIyi_EA", "text": "Seriously....seriously some of the most melt in your mouth icing and cake I have ever had! Even while I write I am thinking of the taste...mmmmm mmmm mmm. \n\nSo after stalking Cupkates on my Twitter and having the best boyfriend in the world who happens to work in Berkeley we had a plan in action for him to pick up some of these cupcakes. I had read on yelp about these little lovelies and knew I had to get me some! \n\nSo in case you are wondering - this is not your typical cupcake store. This is a mobile truck which tweets about where they are going to be and when. So you need to have a plan in order! My honey knew I had to have Red Velvet (my absolute fave) and then I left the rest of the order up to him. I love a good surprise. \n\nSo he described the truck as non descriptive and the line as long on this day they were near the Berkeley campus so he expected a line. He ordered 2 red velvet, a lemon raspberry and a heavenly chocolate cup cake. When I opened this lovely box all I could do was smile! And seriously it was love at first bite. \n\nThe icing was creamy and so goood and the cake just melted in my mouth. We have an official plan to stalk Cupkates each month because I need to try the other flavors!! I love this concept and I love supporting a local business like Kates! If you can make it out to the truck get there on time because the cup cakes go fast!!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Bzbna6x9SSYXd3RZem7Lbg", "date": "2010-03-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "6Lf3KLEwV3nyR84bvWBs4Q", "text": "They had their Cupkates Truck setup at Drakes Fridays so I had to try their Drakes Stout Cupcakes. The frosting was a sweet treat and the Cupcake it self was Moist ,Light and Airy. Just Heavenly. Me near baked goods is like a Crack addict in a Crack house. LOL.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "Lr-B-r-KF80yFy-2u336bw", "date": "2010-02-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "K2J95TEQlIcLgMh9mAIRnQ", "text": "(reviewing the truck at EBX Best of the East Bay)\n\nWhoa.  It's taking a nice, rich, creamy dessert (say, a salted caramel custard cup) and perching it atop a really moist, rich cake base. Damn.\n\nAcquire utensils before eating if you're not skilled at street food--this is not a hard, dry, portable cupcake. It's a decadent restaurant dessert that just happens to be passed through the window of a trailer.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "GgpUb0DEOdbmkFJEfT1vgw", "date": "2010-08-07"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "Ufch6lLAhstbXZb4dZjAhg", "text": "Unique Flavors and Delicious! \n\nI usually see their cart at Off-the-Grid and can't resist but to get a cupcake.\nI can't say its the best cupcake I've ever eaten but i love the Flavors and Ingredients they put in it.\n\n- Tiramisu - This is my favorite!! It's OMG good! I love the lady fingers on the bottom of the cupcake. That was a surprise to me. Love the creamy but light frosting on top. The cake had a nice light coffee taste to it. mmmmm....\n\n- Smores - This is my second fav. Love the ginger bread cracker on the bottom and love the marshmallow-ee frosting on top. The cake is just ok.\n\n- Salted Caramel - This one was interesting. Caramel taste with a punch of salty flavor. I know this isn't a good comparison but it doesn't taste as great as Salted Caramel Ice cream.\n\nPrice: $3 bucks each. I think its worth it.\n\nOverall: I only gave 4 stars cause there's something weird about their cake. It's kind of a rubbery texture and I'm not exactly a fan of it. But it isn't so bad that I can't stand it. I still love the flavors. I still recommend to try!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "EPSnRZwpjcKPGHNGxBbLVw", "date": "2011-09-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "vL2hmOgZ0oKChSGyiwmhwg", "text": "This review is only for the Salted Caramel cupcakes that I had at Off the Grid. \n\nI love salted caramel anything...seriously.  I have been obsessed with finding the best salted caramel cupcake, and unfortunately, was waaaayyy disappointed in this one.  The cake was good--the chocolate was tasty and it was moist.  But, the frosting, which was supposed to be the draw, was bland and tasted just like buttercream.  There were a few salt crystals on the top, but I didn't get a caramel flavor at all.  It was a complete let down.\n\nSo sad.", "stars": 2, "user_id": "23wQqI-DYwKkIp1av55A1Q", "date": "2010-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 3, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "38-BfyKru0yMWJTtrLW7dQ", "text": "I haven't written a review in a couple years now but I feel compelled to write about how much of a rip off Cupkates is compared to other gourmet cupcakes out there. \n\nI felt like the frosting overwhelmingly tasted lard-y. It left a film of butter-goo on the roof of my mouth. They seemed to try as hard as possible to give you as little cupcake as possible, making sure that the cake portion simply reached the top of the cupcake paper...NOT A MILLIMETER MORE. I think the bland lardy frosting was the biggest turnoff. \n\nAs I ate it, I envisioned calling up Cupkates in outrage. I don't know why I was so mad that day but I really was THOROUGHLY disappointed in them!\n\nThe cupcakes are cute enough, but the size of the cupcakes are crazy small for the price. \n\nSeriously people, just because it's a cupcake doesn't mean you have to give it 4-5 stars. There are lots of incredibly better bakeries/cupcakeries in the bay area. I shake my fist like an old man every time I see the Cupkates truck. OLD MAN FIST SHAKE!", "stars": 1, "user_id": "56vERWd2VPTfjytCQlSc6g", "date": "2010-11-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 2}, "review_id": "fU_mS5qRgGB5zCvQW1pY4A", "text": "I had to try Cupkates after Jessica C. mentioned how often they sell out!\n\nMy first stop at my VERY first OTG was to Cupkates.  I keep hearing how good they are and how fast they sell out so I didn't want to waste any time!\n\nSince it was St. Patty's day they had their special Guinness chocolate cupcake...which at first I didn't get.  My first stop I picked up a salted caramel and red velvet.  I couldn't resist and went back to fill my box :D I grabbed a lemon meringue pie and the Guinness since everyone else seemed to be buying them, too.\n\nWe saved our cupcakes for home and actually devoured all 4 in one sitting :( at least we shared so technically I only ate two cupcakes!\n\nSalted Caramel - LOVED.  The crumble on the bottom is to die for\nRed Velvet - does not disappoint.  I could eat these all day long.  I love cream cheese frosting\nLemon Meringue Pie - AMAZING LEMON CURD FILLING!\nGuinness Chocolate - Chocolately with a beer after taste.  Interesting?\n\nI'm usually not a fan of butter cream frosting because I find it to be dense and greasy but the butter cream frosting that cupkates makes is nice and fluffy!  Cupcakes were nice and soft.  I enjoyed all my cupcakes very very much.  \n\nHard to say no to $3 cupcakes.  Sigh.  Cannot wait to eat them again!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Nq1OAJRt3p7xZv0CNEzKXw", "date": "2011-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "kIClCUX398inp10mumVO2A", "text": "\"Oh look! There's the Cupkates truck!\" I said to myself I was running to meet up with fellow Yelpers at Sweet Adeline. \n\nAs our second to last final stop right after Bakesale Betty, we met up with Cupkates to try some portable cupcakes! \n\nThe prices are $.25-50 more than Sweet Adeline. But I had my mind open to what they had to offer, especially since another Yelper practically knows Kate by first name basis. \n\nI ordered one lemon raspberry cupcake. My initial feeling was that the frosting just didn't do it for me and the cake was a bit drier than I would have liked. I'm just saying this because I want CupKates to improve and do better, at least on this one type! \n\nKate was nice and attractive. Nothing like those cupcake butts you see in Wal-Mart.", "stars": 3, "user_id": "FdQZxULvI4GT0-1meVap7w", "date": "2009-11-19"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 4, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "XQCw01dxzsjOAEA-PAlA5g", "text": "Cupkates needs to venture into the South Bay or someone needs to copy them to bring it here! Seriously best cupcake ever! \n\nMy friends and I randomly stumbled upon Cupkates when we were wandering through Berkeley toward Top Dogs. I literally screamed when I saw the truck, having only read about it and not even hunting for it.\n\nI ordered the salted caramel one since it was the last one left. I love the saltiness to the frosting. I was also able to taste a little bit of the red velvet and lemon raspberry from my friends. They were so good! Very moist and not grossly sweet as those popular cupcake chain stores. I am buying a boxful next time I'm in Berkeley.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eJN7QDIIyA4HMqH-Dkrfiw", "date": "2010-07-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "NnYLlsVmgrLzPsdD8ewckg", "text": "from the new york times:\n\nMD: \"I would rather be tied up to stakes in the Kalahari Desert, have honey poured over me and red ants eat out my eyes than open a Twitter account. Is there anything you can say to change my mind?\"\n\nBS: \"Well, when you do find yourself in that position, you're gonna want Twitter. You might want to type out the message 'Help.'\"\n\na cheeky excerpt from an interview between ny times columnist, maureen dowd and twitter co-creator, biz stone. up until yesterday, i agreed with ms. dowd. what was the point of twitter? so that self-indulgent narcissists can voice their every thought and move to an invisible audience on the internet? frankly, i don't give a damn what you had for breakfast or what you think of the latest episode of \"the real housewives of new jersey.\" i thought it would take mountains to get me to join twitter. or, like ms. dowd, fire ants dining on my eyeballs. in the end, it took one magnificent, delicious cupcake. \n\nkate's cupcake truck, aka cupkates, graced downtown berkeley last week, slyly beckoning me out of my office from 100 ft. down the street. the humble, white color of the van belies the glorious rainbow of flavors that lies within. kate makes 5 or 6 flavors a day, and each one costs around $2.50 to $2.75. i CRUSHED my vividly crimson red velvet cupcake, which was delicate and fluffy, and heaped with a generous swirl of tangy cream cheese frosting. i also snagged a bite of Liz V.'s s'mores cupcake - dense, fudgy chocolate cake topped with sweet, bruleed marshmallow frosting and a jagged shard of graham cracker. staff members from all floors of our office swarmed the truck, some taking home boxes of goodies for their families (or themselves). \n\nif you buy 2 or more cupcakes, you can pay with a credit/debit card, which is nice. but honestly, i'd run to the ATM every time for one of these pillowy-soft, miniature bundles of joy, no questions asked. what kate asked was something more: she asked that i join twitter. because if you want to know where to FIND this roving piece of heaven, you gotta follow the truck on twitter. could i do it? go against my beliefs and join the evil known as twitter? after missing out on friday just because i didn't know the truck was outside, i decided i had to do it. and while i may not ever be the type of person who tweets their every move, i will take advantage of the ability to find cupkates and every other delicious food truck in the bay area.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "lYmPbq4gZm7O_a30R5hFPg", "date": "2009-09-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 5, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "a2gSSyXHmv1yQsN5vv0YkQ", "text": "So I guess this trend of  \"roaming food in trucks which you can track/stalk through Twitter\" has been catching on nowadays. And I thought my mind was blown after eating the Korean BBQ/taco hybrids that Kogi put out in SoCal. Now CUPCAKES? Really? REALLY? As with all such \"novelty\" foods, I had to try it.\n\nI've spotted this strange cupcake truck roaming around Berkeley a couple of times before. The first time I actually saw it was before I actually started hearing some hype about it and I sadly walked past it, giving it only a curious look before I moved on. Opportunity wasted. After hearing more about it , I had the chance today on my way back from a lunch break. It was sitting on Durant and Telegraph, right across from Smart Alecs. And there was no line! Did I try it?\n\nYes I did. Surprise! The friend i was with told me to get the S'mores cupcake, since apparently his girlfriend thinks it tastes amazing. Swallowing down the fact that I'm buying a freaking cupcake for not-quite-three-dollars, I went ahead and bought the thing. And brought it back with me as a dessert for my lunch. It stares at me now at my desk, watching me, DARING me to eat it. Reminds me of the stack of money from those Geico commercials. \"I always feel, that somebody's waaaaatchin' me\" O_O\n\nOk. FINE. ILL EAT YOU. Jeez. Stupid midget muffin/cake mutant. Time for a limited time LIVE REVIEW, ladies and gentlemen. First bite: Damn. This thing melts in your mouth. Chocolatey goodness. Mmmm. Marshmallow frosting. Second bite: OH NO, its already halfway gone. Sadness. I put the cupcake down. The half eaten cupcake looks even sadder. Touche, cupcake.\n\nScrew it. Its just a cupcake. Third bite: the graham cracker bit gets stuck in my throat. Sweet revenge? Fourth bite: ITS FINISHED. No moar cupcake left. I BEAT YOU.\n\nFinal verdict, your honor? I proved I am superior in strength, will, and intellect to a cupcake. A delicious cupcake. A pricey and delicious cupcake. Will I get it again sometime? Probably. Often? Probably not. Not unless a REAL stack of money appears every time I eat one. Accompanied with the theme song too of course.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "-TFv_KaosUSnkJFUb9MUaA", "date": "2009-10-01"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 3, "useful": 6, "funny": 3}, "review_id": "1jIMWFjjuDMYRxgpKJjNQg", "text": "I am love with the Salted Carmel Cupcake. OMG!! It was so good!! Perfectly sweet and salt and the cake was so moist it would break off on its own. Yes I was in heaven and never had such a moist cupcake before. Best stuff!! I now just learned they have a cupcake truck too. Oh that's dangerous cuz I might be circling around the area just to find this truck. I hope they do come down to San Jose once in awhile cuz I would need my fix. I would have eating 5 of these but held back since I am working on my summer body. \n\nThank you Jackie for sharing your Bday and great cupcakes with us.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "nwhBcly3mJKHUPMrg0rttw", "date": "2010-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 4, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "2NJYHKUAiMUZt-BV94SNdg", "text": "My usual 5 step cupcake eating strategy: \n1. Buy lots of cupcakes.  \n2. Cut each cupcake in half with a knife\n3. Scrape off some of the frosting because I usually do not like frosting except on red velvet cupcakes.\n4. Sample a bite of each cupcake and decide on my favorite.\n5. Eat 1/2, save 1/2 for later so I don't get a sugar rush headache.\n\nMy impromptu 3 step cupkate eating strategy:\n1. Bought 3 at OTG because I couldn't decide between red velvet, salted caramel and tiramisu. \n2. Came home and opened the box. Got curious and didn't have a knife handy so broke off a little piece of one cupcake to sample.\n3. Jaw dropped open when I tasted the delicious frosting.\n4. Closed my eyes and made an audible YUUMmMMMMMMmm noise to myself.\n5. Wolfed down all 3 cupcakes and licked my fingers!!\n\nSeriously though, even though I'm usually more of a \"salty\" kind of person, I loved Cupkates and I would definitely visit them again.  Sprinkles, what sprinkles?", "stars": 5, "user_id": "0ximOW5EKh12QqTPfAYXJQ", "date": "2011-03-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 4, "useful": 6, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "CshtYRItdbtjFSBtbIE3pA", "text": "I miss the twinkies of my childhood. That sweet, spongy cakey goodness with a creamy center. Nowadays it just tastes like something steeped in chemicals, but Cupkates has surpassed my expectations of a \"twinkie cupcake.\" This is the twinkie of my dreams. So fresh and moist and topped with marshmallow icing! Hell ya! I can't wait to find the cupcake mobile again! Kudos to you Cupkates!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "8hh50iYCCPaMYZcRREG46A", "date": "2009-10-13"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 4, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "gX-UAijfoz9ld_ULW9Jtzg", "text": "Cupcake truck!  \n\nThe s'more cupcake is delicious.  Very moist, sweet marshmallow fluffy whipped topping and there was also a little bit of graham at the bottom of the cupcake.  The red velvet cupcakes are delectable and the generous amount of sweet cream cheese frosting on top is excellent.  The tiramisu cupcake was very good and really tastes like tiramisu, especially the frosting.\n\nThe perfect dessert at Off the Grid after having filled yourself with numerous savory food items.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "aFO_yCma7PImpdPkA8ZC-A", "date": "2010-08-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "ipkboRWf4V9vYZ8_zuQZvg", "text": "Cupcakes from a truck?! Yes, please..thank you!\n\nStopped here with my pal after lunch and finally saw a window to grab some of these without the line around the corner. \nThey were out of all the selections I had in mind to try [i.e. red velvet and salted caramel]. However, what they did have left was far from chopped liver. \nI had the banana caramel and Kate's classy remix of the twinkie. \n\nThe cake was dense, moist and not too sweet. The big dollop of icing was good but, also not too sweet. I really like sweets so, I was a lil bummed by that but, whatevs.. I know most people like the sugar intake controlled, Not this chick.. I use the hell outta sugar packets, you'd cringe. But, these cupcakes were substantial. \n\nThey take credit cards! Yes, on a fucking truck..credit cards! Kate really seems to have her shit together and I have mad respect for the way she operates her lil cakes of happiness. I'd definitely love to try the red velvet one next time but, I'll be damned if I'm standing in line for my entire lunch hour for it.. but I'm sure it's delightful.\n\nIf you see this truck in your hood, you gotta give them a try....they really are a force to be reckoned with in this whole food truck frenzy & this cute lil truck is by far the most professionally ran I've seen yet (and trust me, I'm a food truck whore)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "_vk88Fk8e7_HkXSMb9M9AQ", "date": "2010-04-28"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 5, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "nAMH1UTLFQFG4ReQ7LCIhw", "text": "This still stands as my favorite cupcakery in the Bay Area. Her cakes are consistently moist and she's always coming up with creative flavors that beat out all her competitors. $3 is a tad pricey considering you can make 2 dozen cupcakes at home for about the same price, but it wouldn't even compare. I would love to see Kate open up an actual shop, but it's gotta be fun being one of the first mobile cupcake trucks in the industry. Hands down, best cupcakes ever. \n\nFavorites so far:\n\n1) Smores\n2) Tiramisu\n3) Dulce de leche\n4) Key lime pie\n\nKeep them coming, Kate! I'm a customer for life.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "Nn-hLgYTKNkJQ-G7LSXG3g", "date": "2012-01-10"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 4}, "review_id": "CvqEzZWOmaunxiDtve1tIg", "text": "If I knew how to use my Twitter account, I would be their #1 stalker. After a work meeting at the Clorox building, my co-worker brought a box of cupcakes from this cupcake truck. My stomach was already upset from the AYCE Indian buffet I had for lunch, but I took 2 Tums, waited 30 minutes and took a bite of the cupcake. \nWow..... I was speechless! I picked out the double vanilla flavored cupcake and this was by far the best cupcake I had ever tried! I also heared that the SMORES and the caramel ones are super delicious.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "XmjYrNgzdbHQAiz2RF_8gw", "date": "2010-09-02"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "5YjPRF9hnC4S4_n-AnkIdA", "text": "So this is my fifth review for Cupkates.\n\nFIFTH!\n\nDo I get an award at this point? In the form of a cupcake? Please?\n\nReally, though, Cupkates is a business I'm super happy to support and am glad she's reeling in fans all over the Bay (yeah, ahem, I've seen the Twitter follower count go up like crazy). \n\nI haven't been able to catch the truck as often as I'd like these days, but when I finally got a chance to go to Off the Grid on St. Paddy's, I was so stoked.\n\nUnfortunately, Guinness cupcakes were all sold out. I did snag the last red velvet for Lisa W. and happily nommed away on my salted caramel. \n\n\"It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "A51KqJ7ZtwIZ8Q1bymiMaA", "date": "2011-03-22"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 5, "useful": 6, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "UpZQI-hAO47n-gpQkwfoGA", "text": "*Ring ring*\n\n\"Hello?\"\n\n\"Hey, just calling to let you know I'm headed towards the bus now. It'll be an hour before I get to Oakla- OH MY HOLY RAISIN BRAN, HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS, I JUST FOUND A CUPCAKE TRUCK. Gtg ttyl.\"\n\n\"O_O...\"", "stars": 5, "user_id": "w3iChbP_eECDwP4ar-zORA", "date": "2009-09-25"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 6, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "V51gM9JmReVE-zA8qsQdSQ", "text": "I signed up for Kate's twitter feed, pretty much on a whim.  As I was about to bike down to Bakesale Betty's yesterday, I received the breaking news that The Truck had established a beachhead in front of Smart Alec's.  Well, that was convenient!  On my way back up Telegraph, laden with fried chicken and a lifetime supply of cole slaw, I stopped off for my first cupcake.\n\nIt was a s'mores, and I brought it home for dinner.  Dinner dessert.  WOW!  This is really good stuff.  If I were a dessert person, I'd become a Cupkates addict.\n\nThe honest truth, however, is that I tend to get my calories mostly from the other food groups (salt, fat, alcohol, for example).  Thus my cupkating will definitely be limited.  But I'll continue to follow the tweets.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "PdpWp_j67Nfr_oQF-4yKUw", "date": "2009-10-09"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 7, "funny": 6}, "review_id": "DsIWx6wtMoTF2cN5BVEZXg", "text": "The 3 little words to open the Gateway to FoodGasm Ecstasy: LEMON MERINGUE PIE!!!\n\nYou haven't lived until you've tried the Lemon Meringue Pie Cupcake from Cupkates. This was by far the MOST decadent, yet refreshingly light cupcake I've ever had!\n\nLast year, my friend bought us some cupcakes from Cupkates in Berkeley where it's based. However, I can't tell you how it tasted because we devoured them like drunken vultures running on auto-pilot after partying that night. :T \n\nI'm not much of a sweet tooth but my co-worker was raving about how delectable the LMP Cupcake ($3) was while we were having lunch at OTG - Civic Center last Friday, 4.8.11, so I decided to buy one to bring back to the office. \n\nStill stuffed from lunch, I didn't get to enjoy the LMP Cupcake until 5 PM that day...\n\nAs I cut into the frothy meringue sprinkled with toasted coconut, a vibrant yellow started oozing out from the lemon cake. I started to get even more excited as I realized it was a filled-cupcake. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg?select=ooiJFLY4vUVFuBRDCQXUNQ The first bite took me to cloud 9. The light torching of the meringue created a lightly crisp crust with an airy light center. The lemon cake was moist and fluffy and the rich lemon curd added a punch of fresh citrus flavor. The buttery piecrust gave it a nice crunchy texture contrast while the sprinkle of toasted coconut a hint of sweet exoticness. I tried to savor each decadent moment as it set fireworks of different flavors and textures in my mouth; rich, sweet, tart, velvety smooth and crunchy. Words cannot describe HOW effen good this cupcake was so you MUST try it for yourself.\n\nRemember, when you see the Cupkates Truck, RUN like Forrest and REMEMBER those 3 little words to the open the doors to FoodGasm Esctacy...LEMON MERINGUE PIE!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "eKUGKQRE-Ywi5dY55_zChg", "date": "2011-04-11"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 6, "useful": 9, "funny": 5}, "review_id": "zEJmVdyvlkCkn53AkrE2Bw", "text": "While the ice cream truck, taco truck, and hot dog stand has been around for quite some time now, the idea of the mobile eats has been made prevalent now by applications like Twitter and Yelp on mobile devices, spurring entrepreneurship and encouraging small businesses to break into the market. I admire the fact that Kate has a nice truck with a nice theme and some sweet novelty treats, which is why her business has become such a hit around Berkeley. \n\nFollow Kate and her Cupkates on Twitter. Kate has a different route every day with regular parking locations, so it's easy to miss her if your schedule doesn't match with hers. Often times, she will post about her plans and routes for the next day, so plan accordingly! But, it doesn't beat the feeling of spontaneously running into her truck after a long day of class.\n\nAnyhow, I finally did catch up with the truck today and finally had a cupcake though I've been meaning to when I first heard about this business over a month ago. \n\nI am glad to have picked the right cupcake. The s'mores cupcake was a well crafted cupcake. Kate probably spends the most time making this one than any of the other ones. It has a crushed and baked graham cracker bottom crust holding the chocolate cake topped with a toasted creamy marshmallow frosting and a pieces of graham cracker and milk chocolate. The marshmallow frosting has the consistency of a melted marshmallow, creaminess of icing , and fluffiness of both combined. Best of all, it was a little caramelized, by what I suspect a hand torch. However, one thing that made me sad was that the cupcake was not filled to the top of the paper shell, which made it a \"midget muffin/cake mutant\" (in the words of Andrew M.)\n\nAs for the red velvet, it seemed like an ordinary red velvet. The other flavors did not speak out to me either. I am dying to try the Guinness cupcake though.\n\naccepts cash + card ($5 minimum)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "GrktSJ7Bv9t37gwDLIlAwg", "date": "2009-10-06"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 8, "useful": 7, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "mmG_xnisFYT_XjsYeHBIGg", "text": "After missing her in Oakland yesterday due to being sold out in record fashion, I convinced all of my office mates to pile in to an SUV and track CupKates down in Berkeley this afternoon!\n\nSmiles all around especially for the Smores and new salted caramel cupcakes. \n\nKate, please come back to Oakland and bring lots more cakes next time!", "stars": 5, "user_id": "9OXGWy6UWCxZFCAlezlg3A", "date": "2010-03-04"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 10, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "hGgkYrB3XvJ9ACTC7mlmiA", "text": "They dropped off 4 dozen cuppies at a bar for a friend's bday.. wait WHAT!! \n\nYes you heard me.... They delivered to a bar. \n\nI got to sample three of the four cupcakes purchased for last night. There are a few things that are constant with these bad boys: The cake is totally moist, the frosting creamy and not too sweet, they are around 3-4 bucks each and if I lived in Oakland I would loose weight by running after this cart and then gain it back by eating half a dozen in one sitting.  \n\nThese are in my order of preference:\n1. My favorite by far was the salted caramel cupcake. The frosting was the perfect balance of sweet and salty (who doesn't like it sweet and salty... AAAAAAAAaYyyyyyyoooo). The swizzle of caramel over the salted frosting was a nice touch (chocolate cuppie was perfect!!) \n\n2. Twinkie...The boyfriend was skeptical but ended up eating two.. that is a feat in itself (he is usually not a sweet tooth guy). The frosting was slightly charred and with the toasted coconut it was delicious!!! (vanilla like cuppie was not too sweet) \n\n3. Red Velvet.. this one was the driest of the three I tried but still good. I liked the fact the cream cheese frosting was not too sweet (it sometimes can be like candy). The \"red\" cuppie was a gorgeous deep red which is hard to achieve (sometimes mine come out mauve lol) \n\nI did not get a chance to try the S'Mores but it looked yummy. \n\nIn being on Kate's twitter.. wait WHAT.. BANANA NUTELLA CUPPIES? \n\nDo you make stops in Santa Cruz? :-(", "stars": 5, "user_id": "re3AdczLFP4D7xwI6DkBNA", "date": "2010-03-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 10, "funny": 9}, "review_id": "wz1_cInlte9PXnOF4Mh1mA", "text": "Christine P, thanks again for another great recommendation. \n\nThe other day, while we were at 4th St in Berkekey, I saw a big line leading to a food truck. Right away I had a feeling it was Cupkates because I saw a lot of people walking around with little boxes and I saw many little kids asking their parents for money for some treats. And what a treat it was, these were some of the best cupcakes around the East Bay.\n\nAlthough the line was long, I had to try these bad boys. So my two boys got the double vanilla, while my wife, daughter, and I got the red velvet (I wanted the salted caramel, but they quickly ran out, must be in high demand).\n\nThey were absolutely delicious. The cream on top was rich and creamy, not over the top sweet like most cupcakes. I really like the red velvet, but I can go without the double vanilla. It was just too . . . . too vanilla for me!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "NRRz3KbCSfDtiarsMmJ8Dw", "date": "2011-02-18"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 8, "funny": 7}, "review_id": "SQGRFNaIWEnkYwOFDNCfBg", "text": "Hurro stranger, I'd like to share wif you a mystical experience I had today.\n\nPost-midterm this morning, Wilson admitted to having to study for his other midterm. Him and I like to eat after class on MWFs. So, I BARTed over to Mixt Greens, all by my lonesome self. While standing in line, my eyes wandered and caught the Cupkates truck across the street. Cuppycakes? Right outside the salad shop? On the day I always skip salads?? CUPPYCAKES!!!\n\nGod was sending me a message-- one much more explicit than he had to any prophet. He whispered, \"Go on,\" as he made the Earth stop for a nanosecond and had Cupkates gravitate towards me. Next thing I knew, I was at the window having my order taken. He's a powerful man, I tell you!\n\nMy life flashed before my eyes and a box appeared in my hands: red velvet, two tiramisus, and a s'more. Twelve dollars disappeared from my pockets. I quickly held on tight and ran to the office, fearing that my pockets would once again be raped (or even worse, the present God gave me). I waited and waited for my co-workers to depart for the day (if you're reading this, I lurve you and was only trying to prevent you from disturbing the diet and exercise regimen you've imposed on yourselves!).\n\nTiramisu was my definite favorite, thank God I got two-- pun intended (o: The cream was light and sweet and there was a lady finger bottom. The wet spot in the middle was a nice touch, as well. Red velvet was the runner-up! It could have used more frosting, but it was still yummy. The s'more was a little too chocolatey for me, and the graham cracker bottom crumbled all over my lap during each bite ):\n\nI'm gonna ask \"Him\" that you come back to FiDi. If not, I'll steal you away and ask for forgiveness instead.\n\nWho needs alcohol when you can get your empty calories from delectable sweets? Cuppycakes for everyone!\n\n(4 cuppycakes is enough to make a girl feel a bit queasy, so easy does it!)", "stars": 4, "user_id": "wZ57iVBf0tXpBMaPZHrEQA", "date": "2011-10-21"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zqvFNZq8q86V7QOcpURcSg", "votes": {"cool": 9, "useful": 9, "funny": 8}, "review_id": "HfgjpriFK3WXqtCYDUjzGg", "text": "My sis & I stumbled upon Cupkates by chance today while we were walking up Addison back to my office, and we had to stop and check it out.  I'm used to UPS, FedEx and Code Pink trucks parked near my job, so to find a mobile cupcakery was a nice treat.  Kate was conveniently parked just close enough to 24-Hour Fitness to temp all the gym-goers after their workouts.  We both decided on the red velvet with cream cheese frosting ($2.75 ea.).  The cake was moist, and the cream cheese frosting didn't disappoint.  Apparently Kate is on Addison every Friday, but this was the first time I've seen her, which is probably better for me.  Genius idea!", "stars": 4, "user_id": "grzEglN1kcoXPzv0KDOpMQ", "date": "2009-12-29"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zzFi7Z-pejLJtyg-SiGI5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "Br_SiuK-NPncguUwMYmiCg", "text": "My favorite bubble tea in Berkeley!  Stay away from the satay though.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "9IYzsKFhKmoL1I1yVxyYbA", "date": "2011-08-03"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zzFi7Z-pejLJtyg-SiGI5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 0, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "lSS5af3T3PxLOPsTlGKNcw", "text": "maaaaaan do i miss this place.  when i was a starving student, i'd stop by the \"asian ghetto\" and eat here all the time.  my max was a #40 spiciness level (on the 0-20 scale)...it was good but i could barely eat my dish lol.", "stars": 5, "user_id": "yifHGNIspSuCMeAA32UwKg", "date": "2009-03-24"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zzFi7Z-pejLJtyg-SiGI5g", "votes": {"cool": 0, "useful": 1, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "O3XIXASJXCgdbiLh-1sR8Q", "text": "Ironically given the name, make sure you stay far away from the satay served here. I was sure Satay House served the worst Thai food for miles around. But then I ventured into the Albany Bowl Thai Cafe.", "stars": 1, "user_id": "Mu6wz7_d6OBgRqkl4_NaXw", "date": "2006-03-15"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zzFi7Z-pejLJtyg-SiGI5g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 0, "funny": 1}, "review_id": "y9IlA8g2luf5HY8qOgy5Mw", "text": "Dear Felix,\n\nThis is Mace. Remember me? Remember how I could call you, and ask you to stay open, because I had fifteen hungry boys and girls that wanted to eat your spicy crispy vegan chicken deliciousness?!\n\nI can no longer stop in and give you a hug, and order some pad thai. I can't order vegan chicken, and tell you to turn the heat up to a #20. I can't order green onion pancakes, and have you make me fresh sweet and sour sauce, instead of handing me packets of processed crap.\n\nMy heart, and my stomach miss you and Satay. I wish you had told me that you were closing down, never to reopen, instead of telling me you were closing for remodeling. If I had known that remodeling was going to turn Satay House into a Quickly chain of boba tea houses, I would have splurged every last dime I had in my name to gorge on your delicious foods.\n\nRIP Satay House... and if I ever find where you went Felix, I'm going to force you open up shop!!!\n\nYours Always,\n\nMace", "stars": 5, "user_id": "4wOcvMLtU6a9Lslggq74Vg", "date": "2009-03-23"}
{"type": "review", "business_id": "zzFi7Z-pejLJtyg-SiGI5g", "votes": {"cool": 1, "useful": 1, "funny": 0}, "review_id": "qUOPxQweOXeScjqJ3Ba3yQ", "text": "Haven't been here in a while and I believe it has changed quite a bit (other than the fact it's a hole in the wall).  Back in the vegan days I would get the Spicy Crispy Vegan Chicken combo plate.  Even a meal like that could make a veg overweight...so saturated, so good.  RIP to the good ol' food court days.  I believe you can get that same vegan chicken at Layonna's Market on 8th street in Oakland.  \n\nOh yea, the Boba here isn't that bad either.", "stars": 4, "user_id": "bIptLHXctziKmxfX2ubXDQ", "date": "2007-12-19"}
